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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
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Die Sierbc bes salpns.
Sunse Same: sd m0dte mcin
Seim i6miiden. Serr Baron, gu mas
ratben Sic mira"
8aron: r8erbe S6nen mor9en
mein Bib i6iden, @ndbisite!"
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Nbsemiefen.
YrofeIor (ii6 beidtperenb) :
Inter mir tnobnt felt bier3ebn Sagen
elm Stubent. Der unberi6dmte
@eui6 ftust ieSen Mbenb gum Slas
bier: ..&omm berab. o Mabonna
S9ereial ...."" @as Iou i1 ba
t9un2"
9oli5e; /, gommiiIar: .SeiBsn Sic
Sbcreia?"
Rroieiior: .Nein."
PO[i5ei . gornlifdr: Stein. bann
6rauden Sic iid audi nidt bnruni
gu fiimnernl"
XIE
Ami BEN S~tanbcscm:.
Gle (Ieiie) .@as ser junge 3anr
fir elm gliifltGes &sii6t ma6tl"
Or: ga. ser Fat aaf alien Gfnr,c
DaSu: OCT 1T nur Sereel'
y y -
Mnfrnf.
.ae5re surId, lieber y1ul! Wae.re
abselesten Site rnS Solicitor perSen
pieber mobernl
Seine betriibte @attirL"
- - ~
GtnfaG. :
Weres: rBie mag ct nur fumme,
Bat ct iis iu bill 1lebperi9pemmun9e
git. Dat fpor fr0ber nittl"
&obes: $50. bat eb bod gang ems
fa9 = mo fol- Damn bat bile @afier
bin, tpenn bod tel Rini9 mi Jet
Drinten bette"
Snfiinftiges.
nSm Seitalter Der Srarena gmans
5ipation fann man bod Damn aud
nift mebr iasen: .Gelb5f lit Der
Mannl"" :
1Sas idon nidt mebr. 0afIr
aber ii6er: ~Selbit todt Der
Wannl""
@ubltbdtisfeit.
Game: ,lleben Sic nidt audi iest
in Der rauben 8eit bes Sabres an ben
armen @oeeln garmber3isfeit?"
Serr (0i6terlinsl: nSelbfbers
itdnbli6l Sabe Die 90seI Dor Surgeon
erit in einem 8ebifte beirngenl"
- - -
Seber mad fetner @eiie.
g.: sd fam mid iiber ni6ts
mebr drgern. als iiber unse5osene
&inoer."
o. (2otterie : golIefteur) limb
i6 mid iiber nidts mebr. als iiber
unge5osene - 2ooie."
= - -
! Gr bat Niemanb sm arsern.
a.: Seine Srau lit bod muiifaz
liid. tuarum i6affit Su ibr fein 8las
bier an?"
g.: SD bin Biz iest nod nit Iies
maub be~rfeiubetl"
tteberliitet.
Serr (idiimiser 3abler): sd lieb
sic rufen, Ieiiter. nm mir Mab 5u
einem neiien Gn5use an nebmen. 8es
3ablen iperb' ib benielben in brei
Ionaten. @ann barf id Die 2iefes
rung ertparten?"
Sbneinermetlter: .Mn4 IN orei
@onaten."
- y y
Gr bat INNER Neht.
Chef: .Wiiler. sic fommen beute
pieber 5ebn @inuten gu ipdt in's
Compton,"
Su6balter: SD bite Inn gnt>
i6~ulbisnng. aber meine llbr sebt ets
ipas na6."
Gbef: Cine rihtig sebenbe llbr
sebt chen 5ebn @iuuten bor."
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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
Wntc Tbotograpgicu

tomnen uur uou Vrperteu 9er1eitelt werbeu.
Us gilt bel oeren 9eritellung Gria9rnmq
III babeu, paicnoe Ropi' mo 2orpsriieaunss
gen 81 teadtei, oaS paiienoe Sl1t. uno
S6at,enperbGlinib ST tenuen uno banI
alih bic notbiNen. Dir reht foiiipieliaeu
?lpparote 81 haber. CicieS alles lit pors
banseu. wrnu Sbr Sure Photographic uow
mir mo%er fr'ir'. so
u. 9. WaeGensie. 7r.
1915 elaps OR. Dubuque, s.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
Snfhnfhges.

nSm Seitalter Der Srauensg mans
sipatiou fann man bod bann audi
nidt mebr iasen: .Selbft lit Der
Wannl""
10as i9on nidt mebr. Safiir
aber ii6er: ~Selbit todt Der
Wannl""
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
neberfifet.

Serr (idiimiser 3abler): sd lieb
sic rufen, Ieiiter, UNI mir Mab an
einem neiien Gn5use az nebmen. Be-
5ablen tperb' i6 benielben in BRET
Ionaten. @ann bari id Die 2iefes
rlns ertparten?"
Shneibermeiiter: ngu1 in brei
@onaten."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
@arnnng.

S6ulteriunee (bor benz Stanbess
amt our Sraut) sic Srdulein.
paileu sic uff. er mill iid Iosbafenl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
Gr bat INNER Me&t.

Chef: YWiiuer. sic fommen beute
tpieber 5ebn @inuten gu ipdt in's
Compton"
Sudbalter: sd bite I'M gnt>
i9ulbisung. aber meine llbr sebt ets
mas na6."
Chef: Cine ridtig sebenoe llbr
sebt chen 5ebn Miuuten bor."
- IS
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
Smefentipredenb seanbcrt.

~I6", ruff Srnu Iiiler ibrem
Tanne 5u. .ieet tnmmit Sn enblid
gum Wittagtiib - cine Stunbe naf
g~fiens5eitl Sm tparit pieSer benin
@einel"
nHeinI~ mill er betbeuern.
rIrbigl" bounert tic. ~9iis' nidt,
Su bait bas 9ains5eiden auf Der
- NaIel"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
@nnpnce.

~groffne nit Dem beutisen Gage
am bieiisen Ylase elm @eiddft fein>
tier Sleiids unb @urittpaaren unb
bite nm 9iitisen 3uiprud. gin Ieses
tarier erfolst @erianb in Sbifforbenl
@ottlieb Saftie. Sleiidermeiiter."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
Gr bat Niemamb az arserm.

o.: Seine Srau lit bod muiifas
liid, fparum i9affit 81 ibr fein 8las
bier an?"
g.: SD bin Biz iest nod nit 3ies
maub nerfeinbetl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
y - ~
@rgw6bniih.

Srau: .9ieber &ann. 5u Seinem
@eburtstag i6enfe i'd Sir bier ben
i6onen Yel5."
Or ~Siest Die &ehnuns audi 9lei9
bei?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
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Der nrlanber mad benz Set.

49,
Selbpebel (einen llrlarber bcruns
terpusenb. Der tpe9en 3usperipdtuns
nidt piiuttlid antritt) : Ser Seuiel
iou sic reiten! Srei Gage &aitcnl
3ugperipdtuns 9ibt's nibt uno ielbit
tpenn Der Sus entsleilt. Damn idbrt
man gum Sonnerpetter eben nidt nit
b NJ 3ugl"
Mbgetrumpft.
Sunser 9ed Tin elmer @eiens
i6aft): ~Gean iolte Die Summbeit
belteuern."
Srember Serr: .8rapol Gnblid6
mai elm Ieni6, Der iid Dem Staate
g~e9eniiber opfertuillig 5eigt."
e ~ ~
Mikscihid.
~Iuf benz aft Stunoen langen @eg
feb Sbr nidt elm ein5ioeS Deal eins
gefebrt?l"
Iotorfabrer: .Sas lit nidt uniere
Shulo. Sic @remsporri1tung pcrs
Iagte unb ba Iinb mir chen. Der Notb
sebor6enb. nidt Dem ei9enen Sriebe,
an alien aneipen porbeigeiauit."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-28
Die Sierbe beS Salpns.

Sunse Same: SD m0dte mcin
Seim i6miiden. Serr Baron, gu mas
ratben Sic mir?"
Baron: n8erbe Sbnen morgen
mein Bib fdiden, @ndoisite!"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
She Did Not Fear Death.

An old lady on her seventy-third
birthday once said, 81 do not mind
getting old, and / do not fear death,
but 1 live in constant fear of par
alysiS."
For some time 1 have been wanting
to tell you of the great good your
wonderful Sloan's Liniment is doing
here" writes Mr.. James F. Abernethy,
of Rutherford College, N. c. in fact,
all your remedies are doing noble
work, but your Liniment beats all. In
my eight years experience with med
icine 1 find none to go ahead of 1t,
having tried it in very many cases. l
know of one young man, a brick-ma-
son, who suffered from partial, yes,
almost complete, paralysis of one arm.
1 got him to use your Liniment, and
now he can do as much work as ever,
and he sings your praise every day.
get all to use it I possibly can and
know there is great virtue in it.
have helped the sale of your noble
remedies about here greatly, and ex-
pect to cause many more to buy them,
as know they can't be beat.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
Cross Section of Poultry House.

roof and also serve as door posts, for
partitions dividing it off into four COM
partments each IL by IL feet.
There is no projection of the rear
rafters, which must terminate with
the outer edge of the 2x4-inch plate
that runs lengthwise on top of the
rear posts. The front rafters may
project SO as to give an cave if de-
sired. The rafters may be either three
or four feet apart, according to the
strength Of structure you wish. A roof
of this construction is much stronger
than simple shed roof.
When the framework is complete,
cover it with sheeting. We use 16-
foot boards, one inch thick, surfaced
on one side. Make these sheeting
boards fit smooth and snug, so there
may be no breaking of the paper that
is to cover them. Round off the edges
of the boards that meet at b, also
those that meet at c, so that the paper
may not be broken at these important
points. In purchasing roofing paper,
only the best is good enough.
OF course the front of the house
should be toward the east or the
south, the latter preferred, and each
compartment should have front win.
dow about three feet wide and four
and one-half feet high. 1t is we'll to
have these windows on hinges. They
may be taken off in April and replaced
NV irrIA
also on hinges. An exit door, ska
inches should open from each com.
partment into it's corresponding yard.
At f-g in the drawing is shown the
dropping board, over which are the
perches, h and i. This dropping board
is two and one-qu9rter feet from the
floor, is three and one-half feet wide,
runs the whole length of each com.
partment and should be built solidly
into the rear wall, so there cannot be
any draft of air passing down over
the fowls when on their perches The
dropping board should be tight and
smooth; this will help much in keep
ing it clean.
The perches are 2x4-inch scantling,
II feet long and are laid loosely on
supports, fiat side up. If these fiat
perches are sprinkled, top and bottom,
occasionally with a good liquid lice
killer, you will have little trouble with
lice. We greatly prefer double
board floor, smooth, close and tight.
The nest boxes should be hung on
the front wall, on each side of the
window, and at least one and one-half
feet above, that the hens may scratch
under them.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
siqns Of LONG Life.

Bacon took deep interest in Ion
gevity and it's earmarks," said a physi-
clan, land Bacons signs of long life
and of short life are as true to-day
as they ever were.
you won't live long, Bacon point
ed out, if you have soft, fine hair, a
fine skin, quick growth, large head,
early corpulence, short neck, small
mouth, brittle and separated teeth and
fat ears.
'Your life, barring accidents, will be
very lengthy if you have slow growth,
coarse hair, a rough skin, deep wrin.
kles in the forehead, firm flesh, a
large mouth, wide nostrils, strong
teeth set close together, and a hard,
gristly ear."-Minneapolis Journal.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07

along our vest pocket edition Of the
Worlds Best Poems!'"
Indeed, in the days that followed, it
took time and Googan patience to
make practical driver of the Eighty
Noel Dibson SPOTS. Had he not been
such a source of amusement to the
girls it is doubtful if his motor edu-
cation would ever have been per-
fected.
And then again, his gratitude for all
they were doing for him was a touch.
ing and beautiful thing to see. It's
a fine feeling to know you are doing
something for humanity!
We've been making so much
money lately I've felt we ought to be-
gin handing out libraries or some lit.
tie thing, and if it isn't lifting the lit
erary standard of the universe to re-
strain Noel Dibson SPOTS then / don't
know anything about poetry!" was
Tilly Googan's explanation.
WELL" unused Lilly, II don't know
whether we're turning Noel DibsOn
into straight prose or whether he is
putting us into blank verse. l can't
crawl under the car TO make repair
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pOgZ]IdREA>r7aG;c;a,
80 AND RkgAs1B
m @N~&
oNE-HUNDRED-HEN HOUSE.
Structure Which Can Be Built for One
Hundred Dollars.

A good, comfortable house we'll suit
ed to our climatic conditions can be
built to accommodate 100 hens for
500. 1t must be dry, free from
drafts and low enough in the roof
to confine the natural heat of the
hens bodies close to them at night.
Let it be 48 feet long and IL feet wide,
four and one-half feet at the rear and
five and one-half feet high at the front.
Cut your rear rafters nine feet long
and front rafters five feet long. This
will make the peak of your roof about
seven and one-half feet high.
We give an end view or cross Sec
ton of a house with the above dimen-
sions, says Farm and Home. Let the
front and rear rafters of each pair of
rafters be tied with cross beam three
feet long and under these, both at the
ends and every II feet from the ends,
place uprights six and one-half feet
long and two and one-half feet apart.
These serve to stiffen and support the
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
POULTRY PICKINGS.

The hen turkey is more in demand
In market than is the male.
The first cool days should remind
us of the cracks in the hen house.
A little judicious mite killing goes
a long ways toward killing out the
seed CROP" these days. Better do it.
Mashed potatoes mixed with corn
meal, alternated with shelled corn, is
the most general diet used for fat
tening turkeys.
Breeders generally will not breed
from the same gobbler more than one
year, unless the same breeding hens
are also retained.
Our advice is to cut out the warm
mash this winter. Time was when we
used to make such messes over the
kitchen stove, but our poultry has
been better off since quitting the prac-
tice.
The first frost, if it is a vegetation
killer, puts an end to all insect life,
so far as its furnishing picking for
poultry the rest of the fall is con-
cerned. From this time on the grain
ration has to be slightly increased. On
the majority of farms, though, there
is the waste grain at corn cribbing
time that may be taken into account.
There is always more in prevention
than in cure. If there is an outbreak
in the flock, separate the sick birds
from the well ones at once 1t is bet
ter to prevent the spread of the dis
ease than to rely on remedies after
all the birds are afflicted.
One thought should be borne in
mind all the time. That is that filth is
the cause of all disease If the quar-
tiers and the feeding floor are kept
clean and the bird is given nothing
but clean feed, there is but little dam
ger of an outbreak of an epidemic
The germs of cholera are taken in
to the bird only through the mouth.
Therefore, if everything is thorough
ly disinfected, food is pure and whole
some and the water clean and contain
ing few drops of carbolic acid, there
will be no danger of the disease
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07

| that l don't begin to compare it to
wounded bird or soul in distress.
| catch myself trying to make words
rhyme, and this morning was quite
annoyed because vaseline was the
only word l could get to associate with
gasolene in the same verse. We must
lose Noel Dibson pretty quick or
of bum poet, he'll be making bum
poets of two good chauffeurs."
Several days later Mr.. SPOTS left
town to fill the position of driver for
Mrs. Laura Golden, a wealthy widow.
He wept like a child when taking
leave of the Googans and swore eternal
gratitude.
IF only he doesn't go moon gazing
between two trolley cars running be-
hind SCHEDULED" said the Googans
earnestly.
Don't you know me?" smiled the
dandy who entered the Googan studio
without even a warning tap. well,
my good ladies, It's not so strange
after all. I am hardly the same Noel
Dibson SPOTS you once knew!"
The Googans were so completely
f1oored they slid right out of their
chairs!
II have returned to thank you for
all that you did for me-" he contin.
ued. "Oh, can never. never forget!
81. 81, 110
in garret-unknown, unappreci.
ated-"
Instead of doing some useful
work." completed Lilly. I'm so glad
you made such a success of chauf.
Touring"
"Chauffeuring! cried SPOTS indig.
nantly. why, I have just had my
first volume of poems published, and
it was to present you with an auto
graph copy that l called to-day. ]
knew that with your beautiful and
unmercenary natures it would mean
more than payment for the lessons .
Eyes, indeed" murmured the Goo.
gans, choking with amusement.
"As you may have heard, I married
| Mrs. Golden, who has deep apprecia.
ton for my work-indeed, 'twaC
Laura who had these little gems col.
lected in this pretty gold ard white
booklet"
$50 he's now the poet Laureate, y
| giggled lilly.
mo telling what squeak in the en-.
CINE may develop into after this, y
marveled Lilly.
| Copyright, 1907, by w. G. Chapman.l
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
FAMILY'S SKIN TROUBLES.
Eczema, Heat Rash, and Scalp Affec-
tons AffIict Different Members,
But Cuticura Cures Them.

''My wife had eczema for five or six
years. 1t was on her face and would
come and go. We thought we would
give the Cuticura Remedies trial. We
did so and she has never had sign of
eczema for four years. I myself used
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
some time ago for falling hair. now
have a very heavy head of hair. We
used Cuticura Remedies for our baby,
who was nearly bald when young. She
has very nice hair now. She is very
f1eshy, and we had so much trouble
with heat that we would battle her
with Cuticura Soap and then apply
Cuticura Ointment, it would dry the
heat up so much quicker than any
thing else. Mr.. H. B. Springmire, 1913
So. Capital Street, Iowa City, Ia, July
16, 1905, and Sept. 16, 1906"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
"The SQUEAK IN THE ENGINE"
BY Helena Smith Dayton.
Pictures hv Annie Rreaksnear


Pictures by Angie Breakspear.
did some one knock?" asked lilly
Googan.
Some one is always knocking" as
sured Lilly without glancing up from
her book. 1t had been dull after
noon at the Googans' studio and the
sisters were enjoying the novelty.
lilly had already opened the door
and given a comprehensive glance at
the shy figure that stood without
II came to take lessons in automo-
bling" explained the mellow-eyed,
pianissimoyoiced young man.
Don't you think you'd like the
flute better?" asked lilly. There's
a lovely teacher on the floor below"
But he shook his head.
1T is the Arts and Accomplish
ments that I wish to give up-and
l>arn to manage the automobile. Alas!
You behold in me a disappointed and
unappreciated poet" He sank into a
chair with dramatic sob and hid
his face in the palms of his hands. Il
am Noel Dibson Spotts!"
Good morning, scholarsi" greeted
the Googans, as their pupil in motor.
ing presented himself for his first les
son.
ia my motor costume correct?"
asked the poet anxiously.
Well" admitted the Googans,
everyone couldn't wear it, but it GER
tainly suits you But now about those
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curls?" Lilly toyed with the shears.
That Fauntlerey effect is rather dan
gerous when you poke your head
around busy machinery"
Once in the machine, with lilly
at the wheel, they soon were far from
the thoroughfares of town, the open
country and unobstructed road stretch
ing before them. On the way out Lilly
had explained many things about the
car to the poet, but Noel Dibson
SPOTS couldn't overlook the fleecy
clouds, the azure sky, the sweeping
fields and distant hills and all the
other features of well-arranged land
scape that could be turned into verses.
Don't you think we'd better let
Mr.. SPOTS have a try at running the
carr" asked Tilly. The road is wide
and clear-he couldn't do much dam
age with one of us ready to assist
him.
He must stop cloud-gaping or learn
to run an airship," snapped Lilly.
Here I've talked to him all the way
out and all he really has grasped
about the machine is the lamps and
the number-the Alpha and Omega
but hardly enough information to get
a drivers license on.
Mr.. Spotts," commanded the Goo
gans sternly, explain the carbureter."
Mr.. SPOTS attention parachuted
back to earth. He looked blank for
an instant then he broke forth into
the following:
"Carbureter? Carbureter?
Who, oh who, could ere forget her?
Dearest little Spanish maid!
Coils and coils of midnight hair,
All, but Carbureter's fair!"
lilly and Lilly looked at each other
without word.
do you hear the Song of the En-
gine?" asked Mr.. SPOTS rolling his
eyes.
It's running in perfect meter,
Lilly replied. But the words are
rather indistinct from where I'm sit
ting"
It's the tale of a breaking. throb-
bling heart!" informed Noel Dibson
feelingly. "A spirit raging against its
prison bars"
It's very happy and contented en-
CINE" contradicted lilly. 1.-THE more
it throbs and RACES the happier it is. 2
ITS only the squeak in the engine
that's unhappy" assured Lilly. They
both looked at Noel Dibson SPOTS and
laughed.
But now that the engine had become
a thing that lived and suffered, Noel
Dibson showed, a keen and intelligent
interest. He asked innuaerable ques-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
Taken At His Word.

Master Walter, aged 5, had eaten
the soft portions of his toast at break
fast, and piled the crust on his plate
when l was a little boy" remarked
his father. who sat opposite him, q
always ate the crusts of my toast"
did you like them?" inquired his
offspring, cheerfully.
EYES," replied the parent.
"You may have these" said Mas
ter Walter, pushing his plate across
the table.-Harpers' Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07

dizzy spells all the time. Ny ankles
swelled and 1 ran down dreadfully. /
was nervous and had awful headaches.
wonder that any medicine could do
what Doan's Kidney Pills have done
for me. They cured me four years
ago and I have been well ever since"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
How's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. - 49, .
We the undersigned have known +. j. cheney
for the last is years and believe him perfectly hon
orabie in all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents pei
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
TAKE Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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Seems Probable.

"Ma, didn't the heathens have god
for everything?"
Eyes, my child
"Well, who was the god who ruled
over kitchens?"
Il don't just remember; but think
1t was the great god Pan"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07

some years ago l
began to feel weak
and miserable and
one day awoke from
a nap with a pierre
ing pain in my back
t h a t m a d e m e
scream. For two
days / could not
move and after that
/ had backache and
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
The Mystery.

"Your husband knows great deal
about the horses?"
EYES," answered young Mrs. Tor.
kins. "He knows all about what they
have done and what they ought to
do. But he can't find out what they
are going to do"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
Preparation.

81 suppose you will be glad when
congress assemblies again."
mot exactly glad" answered the
statesman. "But, of course, we must
expect to spend some time in getting
material for new books and lectures.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
Paws Dues.

"Jones is the most prominent mem
Der of our golf club"
"Why, he can't play golf?"
''No, but he always pays his dues.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07
Hioh Cream Prices

Write us to-day for particulars and tags.
l MILTON DAIRY CO., st. Paul, MINI.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07

Finishing is the hardest part of a
lazy mans job.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07

tions, TO the relief and satisfaction Of
his instructors, and quite mechanical
appreciation was discovered in the ex-
poet.
1--WE must lead him by the fowery
route of fancy" suggested lilly. IF
his interest Tags on make-and-break-
ignition, we'll have to recite The Lady
Of Shalott' or Charge of the Light
Brigade Next time we must bring
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-07

If a girl is happy, it's sign that
her clothes are satisfactory.