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The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
day and spent the day with the

day and spent the day with the
family
William A. Harris and bride have
moved into the house which DR.. Bra.
den vacated this spring. Mr.. Harris
will ride to and from his work on
the ranch.
DR.. and Mrs. LaVerne Williams are
the proud parents of nine pound
baby girl. Grandpa Rhyme was in
town Wednesday morning declaring
it is the prettiest baby in the state.
Miss Canning, county super,ntend.
ent of Pitkln county, was in our
midst a short time last Thursday
Mrs. V. 7. Browne accompanied Miss
Canning on the drive from here to
Spring Gulch at which place the su-
perintendent visited the school.
Mr. and Mrs. Charles Slsson are
visiting Mrs. Sisson' parents. Mr..
and Mrs Chas. Rhyme. They have
been located at Montrose for nearly
two years but will leave here for
their new home in Telluride. Mr.
Sisson will leave Friday. Mrs. Sis
son will join him in a couple of
weeks
Our minister. Rev Bennett, sees
fit to hold a short revival The meet.
ings began last Tuesday evening by
an interesting sermon from our form
er pastor, Rev. l.. j. Hole, who Is
now located at Aspen. The presid.
ing elder, DR.. N. H. Lee, was to hold
this meeting but on account of sick
ness was unable to come. We were
pleased to have Rev. Hole with us
Tuesday evening and learn that be
and his family are contemplating a
week visit some time in the near
future.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13

this nucleus has been grouped such
well known talent rs The Kellogg
Haines Singing Party, Dunbar Male
Quartette, Senators Tllman and La
Toilette, Parland Newhall company,
Nicoli the magician, Slayton's Jubi-
lee Singers, Youna the Juggler, the
Pierces, Dr. Frank NJ. Bristol, and
large numEer of others.
The summer school faculty includes
the names cf such we'll known edu-
Gators as President G. Stanley Hall,
Helen Barrett Montgomery, Professor
Newton N. Riddell Professor Edwin
Minis, and many others of almost
equal note. Thirteen departm ents
will be maintained. The school
opens July $ and continues five weeks.
The Chautauqua association has is
sued 44page booklet which gives
full details concerning all phases of
the assembly. This book is mailed
free to all who request it,
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
CARBONDALE

Fred Needham was Glenwood
visitor last Sunday.
Harry Lehow and Bob Jeffries are
suffering with the mumps, the latter
being confined to his room.
A number of our young people
took in the play at Aspen last Satur.
day. The title of the play was
Alice Sit by the. Fire. -
Mrs. Allen Hodges of Marble whose
health has been in serious condi.
tion for some time was taken to the
sanitarium last Saturday.
Mrs. q. G. Pattison, who is bene.
Citing her nealth by taking the baths
In Glenwood, came home last Sun.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
NEW CASTLE

Alva Yeomau visited friends he re
Sunday.
Mrs. Herd was up from Paisade
Saturday.
Jim Batey came down from Poca-
hontas Sunday.
Mrs. Adams returned home Monday
from Car bon1ale.
Born: To Mr.. and Mrs. James
Ratey, daughter.
Charles Smith went to Grand June
tion Tuesday night.
''Strollers Vaudeville was in
town last Friday night,
Samuel Davis and Walter Hood
are down from South Canon.
Mrs. Fred Kamm returned home
Thursday morning from a visit with
friends in Denver.
Mrs. J. A. MacRae returned home
Thursday morning with Mr.. MacRae
and Catherine who went to Denver to
meet her. She is very greatly i'm
proved.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
EAGLE

John Bucholz is moving cattle from
Brush creek.
R. P. Wood has his oats all plant
ed and resting on his oars
Mrs. w. +. Ormsby will entertain
at her home in Eagle Friday of this
week.
= Mis-. Joe Harris will spend four OF
five days this week at the Koonce.
Redman ranch.
Mrs. c. Gordon of the Cooley ranch
was the guest of Mrs. NJ. Fulford
Tuesday last.
Our esteemed Hon. James Dilts il
again among US with his usual nice
smile for everyone.
Marshal Fulford resigned his po-
sition as forest rider and his resigna-
tion was accepted this week.
Arthur Tandy attended the dance
given at Gypsum Friday night but
owing to the weather, the attendance
was small.
Mrs. Il. A. Hockett, who has been
away for the past two weeks visiting
at Denver and Walsenburg, is expect.
ed home in few days.
Mrs. Pearl McGovern and son ar.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
Sudden Death Of Child

Pearl Mckeown, the 10-year old
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Michael
McKeown of Blake avenue, passed
away Tuesday evening, the cause of
her death being neuralgia of the
heart.
The little girl has not been we'll for
some time but her death was very
unexpected as she was feeling fairly
well and had just left the table where
she had partaken of the evening meal
The funeral was conducted at St.
Stephens church by Father O'Dwyer
on Thursday afternoon and interment
TOOK place in Rosebud cemetery.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
Colorado Chdutduqud and Summer
School

The tenth annual session of this
popular assembly and school will open
at Boulder July next and continue
for six weeks. Special efforts have
been made to make platform pro.
gram of the very best talent in
America. and to engage a faculty for
the summer school which will attract
teachers and students both at home
and abroad.
The nucleus of the platform pro-
gram will be fifteen piece orchestra
under the leadership of Signor Caval-
10 of Denver. He is leader who is
we'll known both East and West, and
has gathered around him a group of
artists which will make his orchestra
one Of the best of ITS size. Around
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13

c. Wolf, our primary teacher, came
from Greeley Tuesday night ON No.
to be with her daughter during her
sickness.
Mrs. l.. F. Cooley returned home
Sunday morning from Denver where
she had been in the hospital. She
had been suffering from neuralgia but
is now greatly improved.
Sam Light and family moved to
Glenwood Springs Monday morning
where they intend starting restau
rant. We wish you good luck at
your new undertaking, Sam.
The dance given Friday night was
failure as the weather was very dis
agreeable and great many of the
people we're afraid of the dreaded dis
ease, scarlet fever, which is reported
around here.
Mrs. Harry Gibboney and children
returned Wednesday morning from
Leadville after an absence of several
months. They left for their Sweet
water home shortly after tneir ar,
rival, with W. A Marfeld
Miss Josephine Shepherd spent Sat
urday and Sunday in town. Miss
Grace Day, who has been assistant
teacher at the Upper Gypsum school
| ha he
Colorado Springs Friday morning af.
ter very successful term of school.
Mr. and Mrs. J. o. Houser were
passengers on No. Tuesday morning
for Leadville where they intend max
ing their home for the present. Mrs
Houser expects to go to Denver to
consult some of the physician as she
has been having very poo, health for
a long time.
We are very glad to be able to
state that our scarlet fever patients
are recovering quite rapidly, and be
fore long we believe our town will be
free from the germs as there are no
new cases coming to view. Those
who are suffering from it are Miss
Wolf, Harrietta Schliff, Edith Grun-
del and Oscar Strows All the places
are quarantined to avoid the danger
of spreading it.
There Is a general change taking
place in our town as nearly everybody
is busy moving. Andy Messersmith
is moving to his house formerly occu-
pied by W. H. Lea, while Mr.. Lea IS
moving to his house formerly occupied
by his mother, Mrs. j. Lea. Mrs
Lea is moving to Mrs. Lupton' house
which is commonly known as the
Ladies' Aid building. Hugh Chatfeld
and family have moved to Mr.. Cow
den place by the creek and Mrs.
Cowden is now living in Grandpa
Hockett's cabin. while Mr. Cowden
is staying at his place near Easie
most of the time.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
CORRESPONDENCE
TIL EMENT MESA

BATTLEMENT MESA
NJ. E. Morrow made trip to Rife
Saturday.
Peach blossoms are here in great
profusion.
Mrs Eliza Station is suffering with
very bad sore throat.
The family of g. ]. Parmenter is
sick with the measles.
Mrs W. R. Vance and Mrs. Wer-
honig spent Sunday with Mrs. Lucy
Dewitt of Parahcute creek.
Misses Jessie Vance, Mayme and
Ella Fisher and Hazel Price we're the
guests of Miss Mabel Morrow Sunday
and spent an enjoyable day.
Mrs. r. o. Gardner, Mr.. and Mrs.
E, B. Fisher, Mrs. Eshe and Mrs.
Armstrong were the guests at the I'm
derwood home Sunday. All spent n
very pleasant day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Sherman were
very pleasantly surprised by few of
their friends last Thursday evening.
The time was spent playing games
and at about nine o'clock lunch was
served. The gathering dispersed at
half past ten. Those present were
Mr.. and Mrs. Siprelle, Mr.. and Mrs.
Fisher, Mr. and Mrs. Underwood. Mr..
and Mrs. Green, Messrs. John Nc
Mutt, Ernest Milliner, Hallin and
Ward Underw ood, Howard Ellington,
Misses Lu1a Green. Margaret Sipl ellie,
Nellie Underwood, Florence Nord-
strom. Mary and Ella Fisher, Etfie
ana Edna Ellington, Mabel Green,
Myrtle and Retta Underwood and Mr..
and Mrs Nordstrom.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
GYPSUM

D. and Mrs Green we're in town
Sunday.
Lee Armour was up from Shoshone
Saturday.
Martin Stall was a Gypsum visitor
Wednesday,
Mrs. Mary Langton was an Eagle
visitor last Thursday
Ed Slaughter left for Denver
Wednesday on No. 4
John Langton returned Sunday
morning from Leadville.
DR.. Gilpin came down from Red
Cliff to see our sick people.
A. N. Cutting. a travelling sales
man, was in town Saturday.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13

A report reached Glenwood this
week to the effect th at Judge H. T.
Sale, for several years a resident Of
Glenwood, has lost his mind. Judge
Sale and family have lived for many
years in Los Angeles and but little
has been heard from them except that
the judge has been In very poor
health. The many friends of the
family will greatly regret the news of
this, the worst of all Affections
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
BRIEF LOCALS

The Post is pleased to announce
that Governor Buchtel will this year
address the graduating class OF the
Glenwood High school.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13

Friday morning at 2:2O John T.
Kebler, general manager of the Colo
iado Fuel and Iron company, died at
Trinadad from ptomaine poisoning.
The funeral will be held in Denver
Monday
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Rheumatism

Ihave found q tried and tested cure for Rheu-
matisml Not remedy that will straighten the
distorted limbs of chronic crpples. nor turn pony
prowths back to flesh again. That is impossible.
But can now surely kill the pains and pahgs Oh
this deplorable disease. !.
In Germany-with Chemist in the City OF
Darmstadt-I found the last ingredient with
which Dr. Shops Rheumatic Remedy was made
perfected. dependable prescription. Without
that last Ingredient, successfully treated many
many cases ofRheumatsm; butnow. at last 1t uni
formly cures all durable cases of this heretofore
much dreaded disease. Those sand-like granular
wastes, found in Rheumatic Blood, seem to dissolve
and pass away under the action OF this remedy as
freely as does sugar when added to pure water
And then. when dissolved. these poisonous wastes
freely pass from the system. and the cause o.
Rheumatism is gone forever. There is now nc
real need-no actual excuse to suffer longer with
out help. We sell. and in confidence recommend
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Statistics gathered by various Scnooi
Roards show that large percentage OF
school children suffer from different
forms of nervousness, mild or exagger-
ated. Some showed a tendancy 10 m 0ed
ancholy, others mental depression, ana
many the nervous twitchlngs OF mli ~
chorea, or st. Vitus dance. Most ol
these troubles can be overcome oy pro
per food, sufficient sleep and Dr. 3aiu !.
Wells (laxative) Syrup Pepsin, IL is q
universal children's medicine, because J.
if good food lc eaten, it lnsures tna'
the food is properly digested and ma.
gestion and nerve poisons properly
thrown out. 1t is pleasant to take anc
safe and sure in results. Try 1t. oolc
by druggists at SOC and $1.OO. Money
back if it fails,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

OF body and mind, always result from a
torpid liver, which leads to bile polsons
heing absorved into the blood, and pois:-
onin9 all the nerves and tissues. This
dreadful state, some of the symptoms OF
which are headache, bitter taste, nausea,
lack Of appetite, yellow complexion,
CONSTIPATION, etc, can be quickly cured
by taking DIR, Caldwells (laxauVe)
Syrup Pepsin. 1t relives the strain on
your liver, relaxes the frightened bowels
nnrifies the blood, strengthens the
stomach, aud makes it as clean as q
whistle, The result is perfect health,
and freedom from pain and discomfort;
Trv IL. Sold by druggists at soc and
Si,OO. Money back if it fails.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Reflections Of a Bachelor.

When a girl will admit o fellow kiss
ed her he didn't.
The trouble with reform is it never
begins where charity should at home.
You can never make women believe
that she isn't saving money by buying
more to get discount.
Most peoples idea of good cook il
one that can fix up thing that yor
eat without guessing what it is,
A man stops Dragging about hi
children after they learn how to spenC
so much money that he can't spen'
any. New York Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Cnrel or Rheumatism.

VIM. Henry, of Chattanooga, Tenn,
had rheumatism in his left arm. "Ihe
strength seemed to have gone out OF the
mnsles 40 that it was useless for work,
he saws. "I applied Chamberlain
Pain Balm and wrapped the arm IN
flannel at night, and to my relief
found that the pain gradually ieit me
and the strength returned. In three
weeks the rheumatism had disappeared
and has not since returned. Ii trou-
bled with rheumatism try few apph-
cations Of Pain Balm. You are certain
to be pleased with the relief which IL
affords. For sale by II. G. Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
His Dear Old Mother

"My dear old mother, who is now
eighty-three years old, thriyes on Elec;
trio Bitters, writes W. b. Brunson, OF
Dublin, Ga. "She has taken them for
about two years and enjoys an excel
lent appetite, feels strong and sleeps
WE'LL" That's the way Electric Bltters
affect the aged, and the same happy re-
suits follow in all cases of female weak
ness and general debility, Weak, pu-
nv children too are greatly strengthen
ed bv them. Guaranteed also for stom-
ach, liver and kidney troubles by h.
G. Miller, druggist. SOC.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Hard Times in Kansas.

The old days of grasshoppers and
drouth are almost forgotten in the pros
porous Kansas of today, although a cit
izen of Codell, Earl Shamburg, has not
vet forgotten hard time he encounter
ed. He says: 81 was worn out and
discouraged by coughing night and day
and could find no relief till | tried DIR.
Kings New Discovery. 1t took less
than one bottle to completely cure me. ,
The safest and most reliable cough and
cold cure and lung and throat healer
ever discovered Guaranteed by Il. O
Miller, druggist, soc and 81. Trla
bottle free.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Great Activity

Is shown without any disagreeable al
ter. effects, by DIR. Caldwell's (laxativel
Syrup Pepsin, in going to the seat OF
your trouble, when you are a victim OF
constipation, biliousness, headache IN,
digestion, dizziness, etc. 1t gently but
firmly drives out the poisons that are
causing your illness, and braces up all
vour internal organs to do their proper
work. Try it. Sold by all druggists at
SOC and Sl.OO. Money back if it fails.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Ont Of SIGHT

"Out of sight, out of mind, y is an old
saving which applies with special force
to a sore. burn or wound that's been
treated with BuckIen's Arnica Salve:
It's out of sight, out of mind and out OF
existence. Piles too and chilblains dis
appear under its healing influence.
Guaranteed by H. q. Miller, druggist.
25 cents.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
4 DKWEI MICNKTE
"A FHlAL MIOlAlE.
Is Often Made by the Wisest
Johnson City People.

Johnson NltY SOFlS'
It's fatal mistake to neglect back
ache
Backacheis the first symptom Of kid
ney ills.
Serious complications follow.
Doan's Kidney Pills cure them
promptly.
Don't delay until too late.
Until it becomes diabetes Bright's
disease.
Read what Johnson City citizen
says:
f. P. Baxter, manager for the X. P.
Jones Lumber Co, who lives on Wal
nut street, johnson City, says; For
a long time off and on | was troubled
with backache, which at times became
worse than an annoyance, The kidney
secretions were frequent and unnatural
used various remedies, but derived
little or no benefit. Learning OF Doan1
Kidney Pills I got box at the store 0
Patton Drug Co. and have been greatly
benefited by the few doses that haV
so far. The beneficial effects have beel
40 marked that l do not hesitate to re
commend them to my friends. y"
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. +
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan' s-an
take no other.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
ACriminaI Attack

on an inoffensive citizen is frequently
made in that apparently useless little
tube called the " appendix. " It's gen
orally the result Of protracted constlpa-
ton. following liver torpor. DIR. Kings
New Life Pills regulate the liver, pre-
vent appendicitis and establish regular
habits of the bowels. 25c at 81. Q. Mil
ler's drug store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

"Mv husband" said the Mayors
wife proudly, "fought in the late war.
His company was in one thrilling en-
gagement, and only remnant escaped
alive" -,
III suppose you got the remnant
said the spite visitor. London News
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

First Farmer" They tell as how
that there artist chap as was up ere
last wear got five pound for his picture
Of the old 'ouse.
Second Farmer -Go long with you,
Mr. Stubs. Why, the 'ouse itself
amt worth itl-Punch.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

"Did you lose much by that fire out
at vour house?" asked Townley.
1.-TWO quarts offne old Scotch wills
KY" replied Subbubs.
Z "Was that all?"
eyes; you see, only about half OF our
volunteer fire company got there. =
Philadelphia Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Senator, presume it requires a
good bit of practice to make speech
and have every sentence in it say some
thing, doesn't it?" cit Does" replied
Senator Badger, "but-it requires more
to be able to talk for an hour and say
nothing. Milwaukee Sentinel.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Constipation causes headache, nau-
sea, dizziness, languor, heart palpita-
ton. Drastic physics grippe, slcken,
weaken the bowels and don't cure.
Doan's Regulets act gently and cure
constipation. 95 cents. Ask your
druggist.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

"To what do you attribute the decay
of poetry?" asked the youthful disciple
of the Muses..
ST suppose it's because most OF it is
SO rotten, replied the editor, YEARLY.
Philadelphia Record.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Applicable.
(Ladies Home journal. }

The tailoor's sign in a little inland
town was an apple, simple an apple.
The people were amazed at it. They
came in crowds to the tailor asking
him what on earth the meaning of the
sign was.
The tailor with complacent smile
replied:
eff it ha int been for an apple where
would the clothing business be to dayY'
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

"Your old professional rival is gain.
ing a great deal of prestage"
EYES," answered the doctor, "but
I'll fix all that I am making arrange
ments to have him called as an expert
witness. w Washington Star.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

She (superstitious) 81 should never
propose to girl on Friday-it's un-
lucky"
He (cynicaD-"Not always. l once
knew a fellow who did it and the girl
refused him. Judge.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
A Woman Tells How to Relieve Rheumatic
Pains.

rains
Ihave been a very great sufferer from
the dreadful disease, rheumatism, ior d
number Of years. / have tried many
medicines, but never got much relief
from any Of them until two years ago,
when I bought bottle of Chamberlalnss
Pain Rain, / found relief before l had
used ali Of one bottle, but kept on ap,,
living il and soon felt like different
woman Through my advice many Of
my friends have tried 1t ana tel Nv yuo
how wonderfully it has worked Da M1s
Sarah A. Cole, 140 S. New St, Dover
Del. Chamberlain's Pain Balm Is
liniment. The relief from pain whl ~
II affords is alone worth many times ~
cost. It makes rest and sleeppossiole
For sale by Fl. G, Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Customer-How much for that suit
of clothes, if l pay cash?
Tailor-$40.
Customer-How much on credit?
Tailor-$SO; half of it down.-CleVe'
land Leader.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Whnnning Cough.

I have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in my family in cases of
whooping cough, and want to tell you
that ii is the best medicine l have ever
used.-W. F. CASTOR, Posco, Ga. This
remedy is safe and sure. For sale by
III, G. Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

.Why can't I get my NUMBER" de-
manded the man.
Lines busy, replied the telephone
girl.
81 don't believe it. "
cts so, just the same Some cow
bows have borrowed it to hang a horse
thief with
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

notwithstanding to Swiggs, we are
to have an early spring.
Jones-How's that?
Smith-He claims to have seen rob-
in and two bluebirds the other day.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Gladys-Charlie is economizing, and
it's pretty rough on me.
Ethel-He don't spend so much for
candy and theater tickets?
Gladys-It's his BARRIERS bill ne Is
economizing on.--American Spectator
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Ring-Is he hard man to work I'M
derP
Sting-I thought so wher he fell OIL
q ladder onto my head.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18
Going Some.

Choofer-That's a pretty apple orch
ard.
shokes-Apple orcharh9 That's
weate field.
Choofer-Well, when l spoke we
were passing an apple orchard.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

"My son beware of railroads"
eyes, dad"
.fAnd women. They both abound
with fatal curves. "
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Hicks-I thought you said he was a
Free-Will Baptist.
Wicks-Lord, mol He's married.
Somerville journal. .
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Most disfguring skin eruptions, scro-
fuls, pimples, rashes, etc are due to I'M
pure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters IS a
cleansing blood tonic. Makes you clear
eyed, clear Drained, clear-skinned.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

she-They say that poor Mr.. Tom
kins wife drove him to drink.
He-Well, it looks more like runa-
way to me.-American Spectator.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Never can tell when you'll mash a
finger or suffer a cut, hruise, burn or
scald. Be prepared. DR.. Thomas Eelec-
trio Oil instantly relieves the pain
quickly cures the wound.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

eff she considers him such paragon
why won't she let him dance with my
other girl?"
"She probably thinks he is too good
to be true, Judge.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Don't let the baby suffer from ecze-
ma, sores or any itching OF the SKID
Doan's Ointment gives instant relieii,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe Tor chii-
dren All druggists sell it.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Jones-Oh, that's no sign. Swiggs al
ways sees birds instead of snakes, =
Chicago News.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

Mrs. Griggs-so you managed to get
to the bargain counter for me. Did
you see anything real cheap there?
driggs Yes, / caught glimpse OF
myself in a mirror. Boston Tran
script.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-04-18

"I wonder if there's anything SER
ious between that girl and the little
Captain?"