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The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Montgomery Journal: The Roosevelt administration must have passed the tip along, else why this hurry-up effort to get the administration indorsed for a third term in Alabama?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Louisville Courier-Journal: The spring of 1907 will be historic as the one during which weather didn't give the young mans fancy ghost of a show.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Shreveport Times; A convention of "hoboes" has just been run out of Wisconsin town by the police. The "ho- boes' probably preferred this to being rim in
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

 terior of the whale he had a mighty good press agent.
 Rev. Trout, the new Methodist pastor who has been called to Laramie, had not arrived Thursday morning. The church members should drop Trout line if he doesn't come soon.
 Keiton Tribune: ranchman north of town got full Sunday night and was then thrown from his horse. The horse refused to carry two loads It was not broken to carry double.
 A woman, answering the Cheyenne Tribune's question: What's the matter with Wyoming?" writes. Tt is heaven for men and dogs and hell for women and horses" Sounds as though Carrie Ma tion might have written that.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

The tall girl.is fashionable this year and the short man has to climb for a. kiss.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

We are informed that MT. Dooley was relieved to find that it was a boy at old Madrid However MT. Dooley's relief was hardly greater than that of the prophet who had predicted boy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

''The London press takes Ellen Terry's third marriage very sweetly, indeed" says a contemporary. That is just the way Ellen takes it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

"A nice rain fell here last night about 9 o'clock" says an Alabama contem- porary In fact. 1t was the best behaved rain the town has had in a long time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Pensacola Journal: They may talk about republican dissension in Ohio. but Taft will get the solid republican de1ega- ton nevertheless.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Atlanta Journal: General Kurolxi had to be strapped In New York as the street cars were full
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30
70 CANAL.
Banner.

enewed the old pro- ,nnect the waters of
 the Warrior rivers,
 water route from the te state to the gulf.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Danger lends zest ito life and some- times puts sprightliness into dignified old gentlemen who never dreamed they had It before. Watch one sidestep an auto- mobile!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Nashville Tennessean: The mosquito fleet of Boston attacked General Kurokl and succeeded in wounding him in the arm.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

A Kansas man 75 years old has married again so he can have some one to read to him. Before long his wife will prob- ably read him a lecture.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, postofflce as seeond-class matter under act Of Congress March 3, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

LOVES RETREAT. Go where the roses bloom, And by cottage door YouH catch a glimpse of happiness Unrealized before.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

A man has just been sentenced to the penitentiary for eight years for stealing peck of apples. In his case justice seems to have been not only blind, but deaf and dumb as well.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-05-30

Among other duties, Abe Hummel will push wheelbarrow every day while serving his sentence in prison It is a pity that he Is not husky enough to be put on the rock pile.
  Lightning struck a woman who was singing in an Indiana church choir She wasn't killed, but the lesson will probably cure her of trying to sing Husbands in a South Dakota town have made 1t a misdemeanor for any woman to play whist. They have their work cut out for them, all right.
 
 Two hundred water wagons are re. ported to be on the streets of Boston and the only persons riding on them are the drivers.
 General Kuroki seems to have poor opinion of Captain Hobson's war pro- gramme. to say nothing of his big navy project.
 MT. Prick denies that he will erect a s5,OOO,OO0 art academy in Pittsburg. A first-class evangelist is needed more.
 
 The Presidents controversy with certain naturalists is one that the country will be glad to see ended.
 -s.- InI f- when the home team wins, and an ignoble one when it does not. Arkansas next governor may be Xenophen o. Pindall, who may yet reach the White House.
  The Taft boom trusts to spontaneity the Fairbanks boom to the present May weather.
 President Cabrera is bloody enough to deserve bureaucratic appointment in Russia.
  The octopus is kept busy nowadays handing up fines and meeting indict- ments.
  Very few people will care to be the ice man unless warm weather comes.
 
 Millionaires are losing by evapora. tion millions they never had.
  Two games out of three will do if the pace be well maintained. This country needs fewer diyorcees and no Coreys.
 
 New York is enjoying a governor
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
RoosEvELT MAxIms.
Jacob RIis Give. Forth 60 the wsri'
-Four OF the Presidents Ideals.

Jacob RIis Gives Forth 90 the Wsrid
-Four OF the Presidents Ideals.
NEW YORK. April is.-Jacob A.
Rlis. the friend Of President Roosevelt.
who has Just returned from a visit TO
the White House. brings these four
hitherto unpublished maxims from the
president:
"Flrst.-Fit yourself for the work
God has for you 10 do In this world
and lose no time about II.
Second. Have all the fun that IL
coming 10 you.
'Thlrd.-Go ahead. do something and
be willing 10 take responsibility.
"Fourth.--Learn by your mistakes"
NO one can drive the president
said Mr.. Rlis. "IIe may do wrong. hut
have yet On see him do wrong. and II
he does be learns from his errors"
Mr.. Rlls said that the idea Of third
term was distasteful a. the president
but that he was determined that his
successor should be- a man who would
continue the policies Of his admInIsira
tion.
III the matter rested with the people
81 the United states. Theodore Roose
welt would he elected for third term
said Mr. Ril-. The only thing that
stands IN the path of third term Il
Mr.. Rooscvelt's decision not 20 accept
IL"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
why SO WEAK?
kidney Troubles May Be Ssppios
Your Life Away. Benningsou
People Have Learned
This Fact.

when q healthy man or woman be-
gins 70 run down without apparent
cause, becomes weak, langu'd, deprcss
ed, suffers back ache, headache, dizzy
spells and urinary disorders, look 20
the kldseys for The cause OF II all.
Keep the kidneys yell and they will
keep you veil. Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys and keep them veil.
Hero IL Bennlngton testimony 10 prove
H.
WI Bentley OF ISL Beech street,
Bennington, VI, says: "a good deal
OF heavy lining aid the ioltlne OF the
wagon probably hrst Affected my kid
news. had q lameness and soreness
through the lolns and also suffered
from dull, heavy headaches. II l hap
pened 70 arise quickly AFTER STOPPING .
sharp pain would catch me In the small
OF ny back There was also sn annoy
Ing urinary weakness. the sccreilons
being dark colored and full OF sell.
ment. used different remedies but
did not get much relief until Doan's
KIdney Pills werc recommended 10 me
and procured nj =. u. Hyde's drug
store. 10 a short time The difficulty
with the kidney sec-etions was stopped
the bscksehe disappeared and | co,ld
rest we'll nights. Ny general health
became better In every way than II had
been for q long time"
For sale by all dealers. Price 90
cents. foster-Milburp Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the namo-D oan's-and
take 20 other.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
Fevah, Bears with As.s.

Two woodchoppera. armed with
ares. had a battle with a huge black
bear and four partially grown cubs
ON Mt Pico. says a Rutland tvtl
correspondent Of the New York
Times. They killed two cubs. but the
mother and other cubs got away.
Luther Weeks and his son Clinton
felled = large tree and II crashed down
Into a elump Of bushes Angry growls
followed. and the four bears. Who had
been alternating under the bushes.
made for the men The men fought
and won. The cubs that we're killed
weighed 100 pounds each The men
declare the old bear was fully eight
feet long and would weigh about 500
pounds
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
Cremation OF the Dead.

Cremation ls one OF the most an
Client methods 20 disposing Of the dead.
Before the beginning 81 the Christian
era. cremation prevailed among all
civilized nations. except the Jews. Chi
nese and Egyptians Later. however.
this form gave way TO earth burial.
Cremation has had n revival during
the last few years. anti from one ere.
matory In existence In 1850. there
we're over 80 In 1880. and since then
Others have been add,d 20 the list
each year. Cremation IL common In
Japan. where ~ per cent Of the dead
are incincrafed. The firnt crematory
IN the United States wis built nj
Washington. Pa. In 1876. by DR.. II
Moyne. and the ffrst inclnei alton there
Vas that Of the body Of baron de
Palm. which took place In December
Of the same year This WIS the only
crematory In the United states until
isst.-SundRy Ma axine.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
EAST ARLINGTON

Alan Nutting Is home from syria.
cuse for few days.
Mrs Harry Niles returned fro m
North Adams Monday.
Miss Nellie Cole came home from
North Adams Tuesday.
Rev Il B Harris left for his new
charge in Bridgeport Wednesday.
Mrs A M Best expects 10 leave for
her home in Hartland Friday morning
Mr. and Mrs ID Perry OF Mepden were
In town Tuesday to attend the funeral
OF Mrs J B Webb.
Mrs Ell Bailey OF Middletcwn Conn
Is In town called here by the sickness
Of her slster-in law, Mrs J B Webb.
The Ladies' Aid society OF the Me
church will meet with Mrs Chas A
Eddy Wednesday afternoon, Apr "a.
DIR Gray and family we're called TO
Cambridge Saturday evening by the
death Of Mrs Gray sfather John Thorn
ton.
Word has been received from Pre-.
siding Elder Dow that the Rev II L
Jenkins will preach at the Me church
Sunday morning and at Sandgate In
the afternoon.
Our community was saddened by the
death OF our most highly respected resi-
dent, Mrs B Webb Saturday even.
ing. She sustained o stroke OF para
ysis Thursday afternoon from which
she never rallied. Mrs Webb was 81
years old, she was married as years
ago 10 Mr. Webb who survives her, she
also leaves one daughter, Mrs II A
Blair, two grandchildren, Celeia and
Harold Blair and one sister, Mr.,
Roger o. Brien. Mrs Webb was lif'
long resident OF East Arlington ant
vas an active worker 10 the Me church
Her death will be mourned by q hos
OF friends who will long remember
her kind words and acts In times o
sickness and trouble. Her famll,
have the sympathy OF all In their bere
ayement. The funeral was held frou
her late home Tuesday afternoon. Re-
T. Il Harris OBLIGATED assisted by Re-
I. Perry OF Mendou. Burial was Il
Evergreen cemetery. A large numbe
OF friends add relatives from out o
town we're present nj the funeral.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
WHERE AMERICA IS SUPREME.
Traveller Praises Coffee Served "
This Country.

IT Il refreshing TO me- said the
smartly gowned woman. to get back
TO America. where ! can hive water
and good coffee TO drink with my
meals.
oh. yes. Of course. one can buy boz,
tied water In Europe. but somehow
one seldom does: at least no. TO use
on the table. One drinks accordine
to the country over there. and the ma
tlves seem a. ignorant Of the uses Of
water. internally at least. A. n Ken
lucky colonel
In England I drank ale and tea: In
France. claret: In Italy. Chant: In
Germany. beer and Moselle and Rhins
wine. and In Holland. coffee.
30. did not like the coffee they
make in France. Notwithstanding No
hear 40 much In our own restaurants
about French coffee. Neither do
care for Turkish coffee. In fact. Amer
lea and Holland-or. I should say. New
York and Holiand-arc the only places
In the world where ! can md coffes
TO suit me-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
BLooD-cLEANING TIME.

To make a splendid Blood
Medicine. which every one should
take at this time OF year, mix:
Fluid Extract Dandellon onehalf
ounce, Compound Kargon one
ounce, Compound Syrup Sarss
parilla three ounces. Shake we'll
In q bottle and take In teaspoon
full doses after meals and at bed.
time.
A we'll known local druggist
states that these are oil harm.
less ingredients, which any phar
macy can supply at nominal
cost.
This simple mixture, though
easily prepared, is said TO
strengthen the kldneys, forcing
them TO filter and strain from
the blood all impure waste mat
ter and acids which cause Rheu-
matism, Nervousness, Skin Erup
tions, Sores. Boils and Plmples
and other effects OF Unclean
Blood.
Now Is the time to rid the sys.
tenn Of disease aud build up the
full blood count OF % per cent
red corpuscles, which means per
feet health.
Mix this yourself.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

The Ness-No Pure Drug Cough Cure
Laws would be needed, II all Cough
Cures were like DR. Shops Cough
Cure is-and has been for 20 years.
The National Law nov requires that
II any poisons enter Into q cough mix.
turc IL must be printed on the label OF
package. For this reason mothers and
others, should insist on having DIR
Shops Cough Cure. No poison.
marks on DR. Shops lahels-and none
in the medicine, else IL must by Law be
on the label. And It's not only safe,
but II 10 said 10 BE- by those thai know
II best, q truly remarkable cough
remedy. Take no chance, particularly
with your children. Insist on ha, ing
DR. Shops Cough Cure. Compare
carefully the DIR Shops package with
others and see. No poison marks
therel You cap always be on the safe
side by demanding DR. Shops Cough
Cure. Simply refuse 10 accept any
other. Sold by Joseph NJ. Ayres.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
What Ais Youf

Do you feel weak, tired, despondent
have frequent headaches, coated tongue,
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burn" bclching Of gas, acid rlslngs In
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The rGolden Medical Discovery Is not
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that IL contains no alcohol, or harmful
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The following leading medical authorities.
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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
NOT 20 De nosaed.

An Alabama politician. who was for.
merly a magistrate IN the town Of
Montgomery. tells Of 4 marriage cere-
mony he once performed for a negro
couple.
Al the proper point the magistrate
put the usual question;
VIII you take this man To be your
lawful husband: love. honor and obey
him."
Look heah. jedgel" suddenly en-
claimed the woman. 'ise promised 70
wash an Iron for dis niger. but will
be derned 81 Ise goIn' To let him boss
me-"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
Permanent EmnIoxmsnt.

Old Sam had been for several days
patiently sitting on the bank OF the
Rappahannock river. near the dam.
holding his shotgun In his hand. FINAL.
ly he attracted the attention OF a
passerby. who asked: well. Uncle
Sam. are you looking for something to
dor NO. sab" answered Sam: Use
Eeitln' paid for what IL dom" In.
deed" answered the stranger. And
what may that be- "shootin' de
muskrsts dat am underminin' de dam. :"
answered Sam. Well. there goes one
nov" exclaimed the stranger erclted.
~. why don't you shoot itr'
"s'pose ! wants TO lose my job. sah!"
answered ssnr couplacently.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

The Mis- souri river Is the hunRrles,
river ever created. IL IL eating al the
time, eating yellow clay banks and
cornis abs, eighty acres at mouihfsl
winding up It's banquet with 4 truck
garden and picKing IT, teeth With tbs
limb srs Of big, led barn. It's yearly
meIu Is 10000 acres Of good, rich
Tar ming land. several miles OF rail
r,,ad, n few hundred houses, a forest
Dr tso aud uncounted miles II sand
bass
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
Stomach and Liver Troublec Cured

orlno Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
stomach and liver trouble rs II aids
digestion and stimulates the liver and
bowels without Irritating these organs
like pills aud ordinary catharties. 10
cures Indigestion and sick headache
and chronic constipation. Orino Lax
alive Fruit syrup does not pauscate o
grlpe and IL mild and pleasant 70 takr
Refuse substitutes.--B. A. Quinlan. q.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
Mount kes.lusko Fark.

A hundred square miles Of country
around Mount Kosciusko. one Of the
highest peaks OF the Australian Alps.
has been proclaimed a reperve by the
government with 4 view Of the lorna
ton OF national park. Freedom
shrieked when Kosciusko fell" accord
Ing To the poet Campbell. and this
peak was no named by q brother Polish
patriot. the late Count de strzclecki. n
political refugee. who spent several
years in Australia and did soane valu.
able exploring and geological work.
lie was probably the first dii,coverer
Of gold In Australia. but nj the request
Of the local government. which feared
an outbreak Of the convict population
u the news became known. he made
no public announcement Of the fact.
lilo spent the closing years of his life
In London and was k,ighted by Queen
Victoria.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

Discomfort Is responsible for lot OF
good and evil. There are two kinds
OF discomfort One makes man
q chronic grumbler. and briggs
for h the cry, whats the useY" The
other prompts the thought in q man
that he isn't making the most OF him
self or OF life. The former discomfort
Is responsible for many failures. The
latter furnishes the motive power oI
progress.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
weather Probabilities.
Partly cloudy: northwest winds,
n.ni,i. NV O.. r,iir.

CITY or MEXICO. April is.-Prc~l-
dent Manuel Bonilla Of Honduras was
landed at Salina Cruz. Mexico. ftom
The United States gunboat Princeton
aud will come directly To this city.
lie hiss entered Into an agreement with
President zolaye " Nicaragua aud
President Figuen of Salvador to quit
Central America.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
EAST PownAL.

Clarence Michaels IL working for
his aunt, Miss Clara Barber.
John Patterson has purchased NJ
Louis Williams ~ williamson, q
nine months old Morgan colt 20 match
tie one he already has.
Lemuel Morgan ws 10 Hoosick ot
aouda, and Wednesday Of this week
81 c. Burgess was In North Adams
Wednesday on business.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

A police Judge in Girard, Kansas,
made decision holding that when q
saloon keeper paid q fine for selling
liquor It was equivalent 10 paying q
license and The lao would protect him.
II was thought that abou, every posi-
BILE decision had been rendered on the
prohibitory law but this seems TO be a
new one.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18
Subscription Rates
FRANK .. HOWE. Editor and Publisher

Without having her rights, woman
has lot OF privileges A man could
hardly make his way up the street
clad In u straw hat aud o winter over.
coat, but that combination Is all right
Tor q woman.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

The richest man In The world can not
have his kidneys replaced nor live
without them, 80 Il ~ important not 10
neglect these organs. II Foley's Kid
ney Cure 10 taken nj the hrst sign OF
danger the symptoms will disappear
and your health will be restored, rs 70
strengthens and builds up these organs
A. nothing else will. Oscar 30 man,
Lebanon, KY, writes: 81 have used
Foley's Kidney Cure and take great
pleasure 10 stating Il cured me permap
emily Of kidney disease, which certain
ly would have cost me my life. "-B. A.
Qulnlan.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

Does Co ice disagree with your Prob
ably II does Then try DR. Shops
Health Coffee. Health Coffee" 10 q
clever combustion Of psrched cereals
and nuts. Not q grain OF real Coffee,
remember. IN DR. Shops Health Cot.
fee, yet It's flavor and taste matches
closely old Java and Mocha Coffee. II
your stomach, heart or, kidneys cant
staud Coffee drinking, try Health
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The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

Constipation causes headache, uaus.
On, dizziness, ianguor, heart pslpita
ton. Drastic physics gripe, sicken
weaken the bowels and dom cure
Doan's Regulen act gently and cure
constipation. % cents. Ask your
druggist.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

Don't Let the baby suffer from ecze
ma, sores or any itching OF the akin.
Doan's Ointment gives instant relief,
cures quickly. Perfectly safe for chill
dren. All druggists sell II.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

For Catarrh, let me send you frce, )su
20 prove merit, . Trial size BOX OF Dr
Shops Catarrb Remedy. 10 10 snow
white. creamy, healing antiseptio balm
that gives instant relief TO Cstarrh oil
the nose and throat. Make The free
test and see. Address DR. Shoop, Ra
cine, Wis. Large jani 60 cents. Sold
by Joseph NJ. Ayres.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

Never can tell whom you'll mash q
finger or suffer q cut, brulse, burn or
q aid. 30 prepared DIR Thomas
Electric oil instantly relieves the pain
quickly cures the wound.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-04-18

HAD dyspepsia or indigestion for
years. No appetite and what Ibid eat
distressed me terribly. Burdock Blood
BIttsrs cured me- ~. II. Walker,
Sunbury, Ohio.