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Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

That poultry show is not quite COM
plete yet, but when the choice collec-
ton of old sagehens who sit about and
gossip about their betters is installed
it will be.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

When The Herald began its assaults
VI "A the mediums and fortune tellers
of this city they smiled and said scorn-
full thin-s. With several of them now
in Jail and many m.re arrests to follow.
the takers are no longer in humorous
mood. The Herald has said that the
takers must go, and go they will.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03
The Near-Side Stop

Tie NedraoIue STOP
1t was the merry motorman who ran
trolley car.
He bumped it over crossings with many
jolt and jar.
His one delight was running by the peo-
pie on the street
And as passerup his record was al
most complete.
The people yowled and kicked a,.Il
howled. but still he ran hisl car
Right past the waiting public, with
many a jeer and jar.
The people then protested, and the COM
pany made rules,
But motormen obey? Dye think the
motormen are fools?
The company was in despair; the people
were all hot
The rules said that the cars would stop:
the motorman said mott"
And past the crossings sped the cars,
the while the people feared
To board them. and again the motor
man. he only sneered.
Unable to reform the men, the company
nonplussed,
Declared the corporation would win out
or yet go bust;
So passed a rule that cars must stop
but on the streets near side
For people with their nickels. who most
humbly Craved a ride.
Twas thus the problem they had solved
The near side stopping rule
Compelled the trav'ling public. to take
up case in school;
They didn't know, and so the. cars sped
past them as before
The magnate's vindicated, and the mo-
tormen still roar.
The nigh side stop affords the man of
lever and air brake
His former satisfaction in his sneerinG
to partake;
EXonerates the company, which oft be-
fore was slammed,
And-ah, the gentle public? oh, the
public can be damned!
w. II. C.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03
THE ONE CHANCE

Only one life TO live,
Only one hope to cherish,
And day by day we fritter away
The allotted time that we have to stay,
Leaving that hope to perish.
Only one sky to see,
Only one world of gladness,
And we weakly bow in the here and now
Losing the joys we should claim some
how,
Clinging to worn-out sadness.
S. f. Kiser in Chicago Record Herald.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Those long strings of cars you see in
the down town streets are not delayed
by wreck; they are only the victims
of the nigh side rule of stopping.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

If General Chaffee ever gets sight of
those fellows who stole the medals he
earned so hardl. we'll they will need
athY.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

If we must have the nigh side rule
let's also have a rule that the trolley
company clean off the crossings. That'n
help some.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Another disastrous wreck on the rail-
road makes pertinent the query-Is the
new year to be as bad as the old one in
this respect?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Russell Sage has turned in his grave
again. His wife gave away 223 So bills
to New York's park employees Christ
mas.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Now that the holidays are over, the
street cleaning gang might be induced
to go to work again.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

The evening Way Freight is writing
about morality in politics" 1t ought
to know that you can't mix oil and wa
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Look for trouble this year; all mar
riage license records were broken in Los
Angeles in 1906.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Incidentally when relieving those
100000 starving Chinese. it might be
well to remember that a goodly number
of white Christian Russians are also
starving-and they are nearer of kin,
too.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

The philosophy of the jewel thieveries
seems to be that the man who does not
have any won't miss any.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

AS all railroad passes expired with
the old year, the army of walkers is
noticeably increased since Monday.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Lock up your jewels, and then lock
your windows, and the danger of losing
them won't be so great.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

The saloons do not report any cessa-
ton of demand as the result of the pa
rade of the water wagon.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

And Sacramento is once more pulling
itself out of obscurity. The legislature
is about to meet.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

However, it is safe to say to any pros
pective raiders of Ascot that the blind
pig there has one eye open for in
truderS
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

The banks of the United States were
robbed by 4127 burglars In 1906. The
number of Sunday school superlnten-
cents who touched them while cashiers
We're not recorded.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Also, your diary is still being kept up.
we hope! Eth?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

A retired geenral is never exempt
from a recall to service. Those thieves
should have remembered this.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Among other blessings now upon us is
the pure food law.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

The takers must go, and go at once.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Got onto the nigh side rule yet?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

y The right side is the nigh side, if you
want to ride. Remember that.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

1t is still the motorman's time to
laugh.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

'I resemble Edgar Allan Poe" said
the author, proudly.
'Indeed!"
YES don't get any more for my
stuff that he did."-Atlanta Constitu-
tion.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

And yesterday, the Christmas bills
began to come in. Wasn't it awful?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

intelligent employers and workers
should turn to II for the adjudication OF
points In dispute.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

That stage hand who hit Caruso with
a monkeywrench believed In the eternal
fitness of things, all right.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

The new year season is clouded by
he fact that congress meets again soon.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03
Bet He's a Bachelor

An Ohio man refuses to combat his
wifes petition for divorce, stating that
he merely married her to keep his feet
warm, anyway. This causes Frank
Stokes to remark that. as a radiator the
women may be a marked success but
they are most too expensive for a poor
man when hot water bag can be pur-
chased for SO cents.-Carrollton (O)
Free Press.
One can readily believe that Chicago
Ia 2S7 years old; it's wicked enough.
Beer is now sold solid in slugs. But
how do you blow off the foam?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03
A CALL LOAN.

a CALL IIJANs
The inexperienced One ION Atlantic
liner. second day out)--Heavenss But
the sea certainly gives a fellow great
appetite.
captaln-Not gives. my boy but mere
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

maybe that woman who found thirty
r.M so.i new stars only stepped on a banana
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03
Not So Dull Now

Not So Dull Now
ora Bortner and Miss Mary DulI were
united In marrIape sat,,rS,,, ,Ttas,
nave the best wishes of ali --Xinches.
ter Qnd) Herald. '''0'e
Also' we now get no railroad passes.
The man who works for all bo ,s
worth soon gets to be worth more
Palm--There are no epvs Il, ,aa.
years nests ''''
Pepper--No. the last years eggs ara
all on the market
Good morning, Mr. President; have
you messaged today?
Lucre never is filthy when you
have 1t.
That woman who says dancing is
little better than hugging evidently
never has had real hug
Even If a girl can't love her enemies
she always invites them to her we'd
ding.
Orange-I can make speaking like
ness of your wife.
Lemon-Can't you make a silent one?
The Christmas trees being over, we
now note the annual slump in Sunday
school attendance
Three Pennsylvania brothers named
Cider were arrested for being drunk.
They must have belonged to the hard
cider family.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03
Pi-LineS and Pick-GJpS
Another plvores

He's welded to his art. they say,
But 'cording to report,
He gets so hungry every day
Because his patrons stay away.
He's sued for non-supportl
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03
A LONG.FELT WANT
BY GEO. o. BAKER

O'Farrell--Ol see there's bin another
railroad wreck due to an open switch.
don't invint switch thot'll stay shut
whin it's open.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Johnny-Why are SO many Kids buy
ing that almanac from the peddler7
Tommy-Shl 1t has more school holl-
days In II than any other almanac.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03


Mr.. Fiend-l am afraid 1 have taken
a severe cold. ! shouldn't be surprised
II I have sore throat.
Mrs. Fiend-Well fred, dear; II might
be worse. The football season is over.
You don't have to cheer any more. any
how.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

% O,a %6ortner and Miss Mary Dull were
united In marriage SATURDAY. Thev
ter Qnd.) Herald. '"0"es
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-03

Also, we now get no railroad passos
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29

One of the principal features of a
visit to this Territory by a Coast
League baseball team would be the
great good that the game would re-
ceiye by such a series of games as is
proposed between the local and Coast
players.
Fans who have watched the games
here for years. Those who remember
were at Makiki, and those who fol
lowed the sport to Punahou and then
to the present League grounds all
claim that the game is not played with
the cleverness or the interest that it
showed in years gone by. They ad.
nit that there are finer points in the
game as played today. Bunting, team
hitting and base running is down to
a finer point than it used to be, but
the good old baseball spirit has faded.
Only four years ago the teams fought
as though their lives depended upon
it. The players were all interested to
a man and they were out to win To
day the players seem to have lost in
terest. They lose too gracefully.
There is not enough fight in them.
Now while the old timers admit that
the game has advanced in some de-
partments. Those who have seen big
league ball claim that our boys are
very slack and far behind in team hit,
ting and team fielding. Base-running,
too, is far behind what it should be-
Sliding is especially weak in this
league.
In the event that a Coast League
team comes the local players will have
the advantage of seeing men in ac-
ton who make their living playing
ball. Men who know the game as a
school teacher knows her A b Cs.
These players are drilled by men who,
DO nothing but think out new ideas in
baseball-men who are paid for the
of the game 1t is their
meal ticket and they must be up to
late or they are shelved.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29
800 .
IN h III. Field Of Sport (

BY observing our boys will learn
many new wrinkles which they never
thought of before. They will learn
what it means to play fast team work
in the field and at the bat. They will
see startling throwing and base run,
ming, squeeze plays, double steals,
bunts, sacrifice hitting and above all
some good lively work on the coach
ing line. They will probably notice
that the visiting infelders play deeper
and come in faster on balls than our
boys.
Chinese, Portuguese, Japanese and
Native boys as well as the haole, will
be there to take pointers from these
big fellows. Not play or a move
will they miss They will pick out
their ideal and try to mimic him. They
will play as the big leaguers play, He
will have a pattern to copy from.
The game will be given new lease
Of life as there will DE hundreds of
new fans developed by the coming of
the Coast boys. Everyone knows that
the game can not exist without fans
and just at present this is what Ho-
roulu wants. There are hundreds Of
players but not enough fans.
The coming of this team will make
tie local player more ambitious. He
will have the desire to play in faster
company and will naturally try to per.
feet his play. Hawaiian baseball will
he properly put before the baseball
world and it would not be surprising
to see some of our best boys playing
il the States in a short time.
BY this article we do not desire to
impart the idea that our boys cannot
i lay ball They certainly can and they
will demonstrate the fact when Mr..
Mique Fisher gets that bunch here.
Out of our four big teams we can pick
a nine that will make the Coast lads
sit up and take notice and Hawould not
be surprising to see them take q good
of the games ofithe series.
We can possibly get q line on our
own boys from such players as Rus-
SELL Zamloch, Perrine and others who
lave come from the Coast. OF course
these players were not the fastest on
the Coast. but a comparison can be
madef rom them sE
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29

Blank books of all sorts. ledgers,
etc. manufactured by the Bulletin Pub
hshing Company.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29
LEAGUE MEETS TODAY

There will be a meeting of the Ho-
rolulu Baseball League today to con
slider the following proposition in re.
gard to the Coast League team that
Mique Fisher proposes to bring to IIo.
nOlulu
Honolulu, T. H., July 20, 1907
Mr.. f. E. Thompson, Secretary, Ho-
nolulu Baseball League.
Dear Sir:-l beg to inform you that
Mr. Mike Fisher of San Francisco, rel.
alive to the bringing of a Coast team
of professional ball players to this
city during the month of November
next and play series of games with
picked team from the local league.
To enable me to intelligently treat
with him, will you kindly have the
league consider the following proposal
and give me your answer as soon as
possible?
The team from the Coast will be
composed of Coast, American and Ma
tional league players; their round trip
fares to and from Honolulu to be paid
by me; the board and lodging of the
team to be betrayed by me; the remu-
neration of the imported team togeth-
ed with advertising, balls, umpire fees
and all other expenses. to be paid by
me. All that | ask is that the league
trustees turn the grounds over for,
say, series of six games, and for the
Use of the same IS per cent. of the net
profit gained in this undertaking shall
90 to the Honolulu Baseball League.
| need not dwell upon the vast
of good such a series of games
would do for ba eball in these islands.
Besides reviving interest it would add
UNNECESSARILY to the local players
of the national sport; as a
promotion measure it will be very eff
fective in advertising these islands, as
every newspaper in the United States
would publish accounts of the game.
| feel that it is the duty of both the
and the league to meet me
n this proposition, and for the good of
the game lend a helping hand Il
would ask that this matter be taken
up at once and your determination in
the matter given me at once so that
can communicate with Mr. Fisher by
steamer sailing on the 30th inst.
Yours very truly,
j. L. WOODS.
1t will be seen by this letter that
he League takes absolutely no
chances as to a financial loss, but on
he other hand stands to make some
money on the deal. Under these con
ltions the League can hardly afford
Q turn the proposition down when it
s taken into consideration the great |
mount of good that the game will re-
,eive by visit by the Coast team.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29

d. l.. Wilmington, run out. .....
c. p. Morse, b Van Manen. .......
Martin, Wilmington, b Van Manen
R. A. Jordan, b Van Manen .......
i. Wilmington, Van Manen, b
MAGICIAN ....
j. NJ. Tucker, not out ....,.....
H. White, Maclean, Van Manen
r. ]. Buchly, b Maclean .,........
Extras
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
EMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

For house-help, phone White 1891, Ma.
kiki. General Employment Office,
cor. Pensacola and Beretania
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29
DRESSMAkiNG.

Nine. Lambert, the Parisienne Dress
maker, has removed to ASP Miller
st. mr., Kinau. Stylish dresses, reas-
enable prices. 3697-1m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29

additional Sporting News on Page 81
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29
Total (for seven wicketsl
BULLETIN BOYS WON

The Bulletin Boys won from the
Referees on Sunday by a score of 1872,
Bulletin Boys lineup: A. Fernandez,
Ic.; w. D. Dysonte, p; Col Comes, 1b,;
Col Mendonca, OBJ John Wikole, 3b.;
e. Muniz, SIS; Peter Silva, IT,; William
X, IT,; Frank Medairos, CT.
23 4 5 81 SO
Bulletin ......2 0 8 0 / 0 3 0 lilo
Referee .~.0 0 0 0 1 0 0 l. =
Two-base hits-Fernandez, e. Mu-
niz, Col Mendonca.
Struck Out-Deponte, .; j. Pat
rick, /.
Struc kout-Deponte, 2; J. Patrick
Base on Bals-Deponte, 8; J. Pat
rick, 2.
Time of Game-One hour and As
minutes.
{Addifiap al Cnnrfinn Mewc IN Dare
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29
MAK|KI CRICKET

match played at Maliilii on Saturday;
CAPE'S TEAM
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-29
WANTED

BOY to learn the jewelry trade. H..
Culman, 1864 Fort. 374S-tf
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1907-12-05
Mistake av-
OrS Prisoner

RENO, Nev. Dec G.-PrObably one
Of The happiest convicts in the Ne
vada State Prison to-day is w. O.
Fitch who was returned to prison
yesterday 10 serve a double sentence.
OF four years within period OF about
IS months. He seemed anxious to 90
to his new home and was coneratu-
lating himself ON his lucky escape.
Fitch was convicted OF one Grim.
OF murederoms assault and sentenced
to TWO Years. \ second charge Was
pending against him and .e was bro
u2ht into court and entered a plea OF
guilty. Another sentence OF two
years was imposed and because the
law says 50 and the prosecuting Off
Ger failed 10 insist otherwise the con
Nictod man is allowed TO serve both
sentences al the same time
Fitch's mother. wife and child have
given mp their home in Denver and
have 4une 10 Los Angeles 10 reside
pending Fitch'S release It is under
stood that Mrs Fitch will make a per
sonaE appeal for a pardon for her
husband at the Jane meeting OF he
Board Of Fardons.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1907-12-05
Special Trains Bearing J. S. Sol
d;srs Leave Prssidio This
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Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1907-12-05
VALLEY WEDDING.

Rev. c. II. Powell went to Sheridan
riage of f Springmeyer of Waterloo
and Verdac Swaill Of Sheridan. The
ceremony was performed at the resi-
dence of the brides father.Wm. ].
Swaiu. and was attended 10y large
number of relatives and friends of
the young couple. After the ccre-
mony a most excellent and bounteous
wedding feast was served to which
all present did ample justice. The
happy couple left last 'vening for San
Francisco and Los Angeles. after a
few weeks they will be at home on
the grooms ranch near Waterloo.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1907-12-05
AN EXPLAIN NATION

We We're unable, to issue paper
from This office yesterday owing to
the electric power going off early in
,ne day and not showing mp again
until six O'Clock last evening. We
were informed early in the morning
that i; was noting but a minor break
in tie lines and that We would have
power early in the day, Otherwise
We would have made other arrange
ments and would have probably sue
ceeded in getting out an issue Bur
the minor break was TOO long in being
fixed and The necessary "iuice" was
not forthcoming
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1907-12-05
Club Makes
Good Showing

The Sagebrush Club oi this city
will meet on net Tuesday at which
time a committee will be appointed
to select eligible members for a tick
ct 20 be voted upon by the members
the second Tuesday in January.
A statement of the yJH lition of the
club is also sent out with the an
nouncement, showing membership
residents. The total receipts OF the
Club amount to S65o0 and the assets
are given as $3'943.42 This makes
the showing for the initial year of the
Club an exceptionally strong one.
Carson City daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1907-1930, 1907-12-05

GOLDFfELC. Dec. 6.-Everyti1Ing is
quiet IN this camp today, no signs Of
any uprising being in evidence The
Sheriff today appointed 100 deputies
in case Of ady trouble developing.
Denounc alton Of the action Of the
Governor - ordering Government
troops to he stationed here are heard
on all sides While considerable talk
is being nduIged IN t is not believed
that the radical eliment Of the Union
viii atsemut the destruction of prop
erty.
vfhat effect the arrival Of the troops
will have is hard to conjecture.
SAN FRANCISCO. Dec. 6.-6pecjal
trains bearing Federal troops TO the
camp Of Gold+jeld. Nevada. left this
city this morning. The trajns have
been gwen the right Of way 70 the
camp ard are expected to arrive
there some time tonight.
General Funston did not accompany
the command. The troops arc equip
ped and provisjoned for long stay =
the mining camp.
The above tele9rams tell fE. s.o"y
Of the 1oldfold situation as far aH
The Appeal can learn. owing 20 the
inability TO get into communication
with on ragent today IT Goldfield
with Cur correspondent III Goldfeld
today the above dispatch from that
camp is all We have received. Fur
thermore the wire between this city
and Reno is in such condition that
communication between the two plac
es is an impossibility.
This morning Governor Sparks re
ceived word from General Funston II
san Francisco that The troops would
leave there today. Funston also re
n:ested that the State be also rep
resented in the camp in a military
way sO-1hat the government and the
state could work in unison.
Telegrams were also received from
tI6l1nelO DN lllb ScNtl Hol stains th''
III to this morning everything wa:
%viat in the camp.
We wore unable to ascertain wha
action the Governor would take II
he matter of appointing represent
as:ve of the State TO act with the GOV
ernment forces at Goldheld as tn
chief executive was called TO Rene
about noon today. departing for tha
CITY in an autr which had arrived
from there shortly before noon.
I..>t evening. George WinSfield VIII
has been in Reno for the past sev
oral days departed for Goldfield afte
he receipt OF several code message
from that camp. He refused TO stat
what turn affairs had taken but