Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-06-27

ATcAisoM GLOBE SIGHTS.


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You don't get many prizes in tbs
world without paying for them.
Away down in Your heart, don't sou
all like to gossip just a little?
1t is every housekeeper's con- plaini
that SO many things have to y. done
first.
Women make all kinds of visits with
the possible exception OF 'he dying
kind.
Is there a little boy in town who
VIII say thank YOU without being
told?
If a mans wife approves of what he
does. what use does he have for a
conscience?
What has become of the Ole fash
inned woman who referred TO ~trifiirS
men as 'do.cSs?'
The man who ~inherits money is apt
to have u lot to say abou, gras.ins
his opportunities.
After II Woman gets married. h.r alb
sentmindedness doesn't have its origin
in any happy dreams.
If YOU disposition isn't right it will
become not!ceably fretful wien YOU
draw a poor whist partner.
Talk to any widow. or wiGower, and
YOU will hear: Well. / did all l couiu
to d to her Cor his) happiness"
AS a rule, it is easier 10 help Il man.
and make him Il friend. than 1t is to
FJai htiiAs WIZ 81 htiiit ~ siNIAiN
a MAJ who is liberal in his use of
~perfumery. is as shocking to the av-
erage nan as a woman who smokes.
If a boy named .Algcrnon ives 1t
down. and make good with the boys
they will find another nane for him.
The first thing To do in cleaning
house is to find out which OF your
neigl.bors borrowed your s%tep-ladder
last.
You will have sufficient fame If you
ever become as important as "A militia
maj looks when gets into II new UNI
form.
One of the worst features about al
normal weather. not mentioned In the
Gro reports, is that it produces so
many liars.
What has become OF the old fash
toned man who was II great jumper.
and Who held Il stone in each hand
when jumping.
We have noticed that the people who
talk a great deal about a ''secre; sor-
row" are pretty apt to give the secret
away, IL encouraged.
a mother is nearly as clever in
framing excuses for her shortcomings
as she compels her husband to be in
making excuses for his.
When n woman shows n tendency
to Wear sayer clothes with age. no
need to argue with her: she can't be
coaNed out of the notion.
~ " 's'iAilp.t J EAltlllssDsl ever
had is now In the poor house; he could
tel how Things should be done. but
couldn't do them himself.
Looking for a satisfactory washer
woman affords the average woinan all
the race problem she wants, without
going south in search of one.
II you think you are a good talker,
notice the people you talk To hereafter,
and you Will observe that they try to
stop YOU and talk themselves.
So far as we know. everyone has this
kind of bad luck: When the fire bells
ring the fire turns ont to be so far
OFF that it is out before a fast runner
can reach it.
fou cant tell much by a m the
average disease germ requires more
space on its visiting card than n sleep
ing car. and sleeping cars are not
note! for brevity.
We imagine that when Il woman's
club meets 70 elect officers the members
point ont one woman and say: You
are PRESIDENT To another, and say,
You're treasurer" etc.
When You note the many smart men
there are in the country-the men who
are inventing new things, and the 9TH
ors WHO are doing great things-does
yoGr own .nsigniNcance ever occur To
you?
How 4 woman of polite and agreeable
r., nncrs is admired, And what a
lower she is in the world. The same
ttinG IS true of q man who Is genteel.
intelligent aud polite. The gentlemen
control TIE world. Re a gentleman.
II. homes where there are no men,
what DO the women do when they want
to borrow "A pencil? Women can keep
w the furnace carry in water. and get
along all right without men around in
every other particular. hut is there any
sal ~stit;iie for a - when it comes to
borrowing a pencil?
Occasionally Il story strikes you as
funny. and you laugh at ii for hours.
This mas been amusing today. A
Kentucky colonel shot n neighbor. md
was taken to the court house. h
judge asked the colonel why he had
shot the man, and the colonel replied.
Judge. it is a delicate personal mat
ter ] do not care to make public"
~whereupon the judge admitted the col
onel "a bail. and that settled it.
TIL man who quits smoking tries 10
have as good a tisnc telling how much
money he saves. but that system isn't A
success.
We so::ce ;lsat nothing is sad the morn
.ns af;er the party about the good rea-
sons why one should drive dun care away
II there is such a thing as a whisky
trust, there will never be any objection
to II: the price Of whisky never makes
any difference to the nan who wants IL.
II Il rec-headed girl is quite satisfac-
tory in every ot.er way. there are a mum
ber of choice hugs that can be ascr;bca
TO her ha.r that sound better than red"
Tell a lie, and it WI camp on your trail
until it cisgratcs YOU. And when the
fact finally comes out that you told a lie.
a lot Of your enemies VIII be sitting
around.
y mean man suggests that women prob
ably gained their reputation for patience
because they live through the interim be-
tween .nstallInents OF continued stories in
TIE iaaeazires.
There is no law against tobacco chevy
Ing. and many good men chew. but ii ia
a bad habit. nevertheless. If you chevy