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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03

It's all over but the shouting The
baseball season in Richmond was for
mally opened Thursday afternoon at
Athletic park in the presence of divers
city and county officials, prominent
business men, society leaders and sew
eral hundred of mere populace. The
season was opened with the usual
time -honored ceremonies-but best OF
all it was opened with victory FOR
the locals, who trounced the All-Ker-
tuckians II to .. 1t was a lop-sided
affair and as slow as a funeral march,
but nevertheless the Quakers won
about six hundred happy homes by
their work
Everything was ideal for the open
ing of the season. except, of course, tho
seating arrangements. The big week
day crowd of about six hundred AMI
several hundred kids. was strewn on
three sides of the diamond. Back of
an ancient wire backstop, two hun
dred men held down q dinky little
stand. The remainder OF the crowd
sprawIed on the grassy sward or an
chored themselves to camp stools pro-
vided by ground keeper doc" Ems
field and a corps of polite and gentle
manly assistants. Under the circuIn-
stances the crowd was well handled
and comfortable.
Sassy Grey Scenery.
After the Quakers had taken their
warm up, dressed in their sassy grey
coming out gowns. the diamond was
cleared. and Judge II. C.. Fox, of the
circuit court, marched toward home
plate, followed by his suite OF county
and city officials and stockholders in
the Richmond Amusement company.
A dense silence fell as the judge clear
ed his throat. Then in the midst OF
some more silence His Honor said: r
did not expect to come here this aft
ernoon but Sheriff Meredith came aft
er me with his handouts and mace
and compelled me to be among those
present. Judge Fox then told what
a great game our national pastime is;
how the Richmond Amusement conf
pany had shown worthy enterprise in
putting a fast team I'm the field AMI
that the company should be, given en-
couragement in its venture. He
wound up by stating that work would
be started Immediately on large,
diamond would be put in the best con-
dition. Judge Foxs remarks were
greeted with enthusiastic cheers. While
the large noise was still in progress
His Honor. the Mayor, DIR. r. $. Schil-
linger trotted toward the pitchers box
with the gait of a quarter horse. He
carried a glistening Spalding ball.
More noise His Honor. the mayor.
slings from the starboard side and has
a motion like a windmill. Keller for
the enemy. swung at the ball, which he
could have hit had he been perched
on a step ladder. This little stunt
concluded. Manager Jessup. who held
down the bench. owing TO an extreme
ly fat leg, "sicked' his pennant chas-
ers afield and Mr.. Keller with large
wagon tongue. again stepped to his po-
sition in the batter's box Cupid
Rodenbach was in the box for the To-
calls with Johnny Goehner understudy-
ing for Manager Jessup. back OF tho
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
HUNDRED KILLED OR
INJURED; EXPLOSION
GunpoWder Magazine Let Go
With Terrible Results to
Property and Life.
q BODIES ARE REMOVED.
FIFTEEN BUILDINGS WERE COM.
PIETELY DESTROYED AND FIRE
BROKE OUT IN THE RUINS, AD-
DING TO THE DEVASTATION.
21 BODIES ARE REMOVED.

London. May 3-Explosion OF a gun
uoyder magazine at Canton, according
to a dispatch received by the News aS-
ency today, either killed or injured
one hundred.
The rescue work has not proceeded
FAR, but already 21 corpses have been
removed. Fifteen buildings were COM
pletely destroyed. Fire broke out in the
ruins.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
MAD DOG SCARE ON
SOUTH NINTH STREET

There was a mad dog scare on
South Ninth street which ended in the
extinction of the alleged mad canine by
we'll directed bullet from the reyolv-
er of Officer Longman. 1t is said that
two men were bitten.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
CHILD NOT KIDNAPPED:
FOUND DEAD IN BARREL

Cleveland, o., May alexander
Koonig. 5. child of Cleveland grocer.
for whom the police have been search
ing since Its disappearance last Mon
day. was found dead this morning IN
a barrel in the yard in the rear of his
home. Apparently he had been murd-
cred. The police theory was that he
had been Kidnapped
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
MACLAREN NOT COMING
Col. Balm to Complete the Leo
ture Course.

Tan Maclaren Dr John Watson. has
notified the Popular Lecture course
management that he cannot fill
speaking date in Richmond, and in his
stead the committee has secured COL
Geo. W. Balm. of Lexington, Ky. He
will complete the course next Tuesday
night at the coliseum. Tickets re-
served for 1Maclaren wiz be honorea
at that time.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
GAME SLOW THROUGH
VISITORS WEAKNESS.
Large Week Day Crowd Saw
The Opener and Liked Play
Of Richmond Aggregation
-Rodenbach Looks Good.
SUMMARY OF THE GAME.

Richmond defeated the All Ken
tuckians IL to 2.
Game was slow and onc-sidcd.
The Colonels could do nothing
with Rode nbach.
Errors. bases on balls and good
hitting helped the locals to win.
Bud Iaiiy umpired the game.
Mayor SchilIinger pitched the first
ball.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
CONDUCTOR HAYES is IN
CRITICAL CONDITION.

J. J. Hayes. the conductor who was
injured last Sunday in G. r. & I.
wreck near Collects is critically I'll at
his home in Fit. Wayne. Brakeman
Kline is recovering slowly but is con-
fined 10 his bed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
NO SUCCESSOR NAMED
TO r. ]. CADWALLADER.

AS yet the United States postoffice
department has selected no successor
TO r. j. Cadwallader, rural route car
rier lately deceased. 1t at times takes
several months for the postoffice Off
cials to get to such matters. E. T.
Ireton, substitute, is carrying the
route
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
HAUNTED BY VISIONS:
HAS QUIT THE SEA
captain of the Wrecked Larch-
mount Buys Grocery.
HE STILL LIMPS BADLY.

New Haven, Conn, May Capt.
George McVoy of the wrecked steam
er Larchmount, has quit the sea forev-
er. He was driven out of sea life by
visions OF the wreck. He bought a
grocery store today in Providence. He
still 1imps badly because of frozen
feet.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
STUDY PROPERTY SOLD
TO MARY E. WELLER

The Study property at the corner of
Eighteenth and Main streets has been
sold to Mary E. Weller for $4,000, and
the latter will take possession in the
near future. A portion of the lot to
the rear of the house has been retaine:,
by Robt. l.. Study, and he probably
will erect a handsome residence on
the site.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
HERBERT E. BELL HAS
BOUGHT A FINE AUTO.

Herbert E. Bell, nurseryman resid-
ing east of the city. has purchased a
sixty-horse power Haynes automobile.
The machine is powerful as we'll as
an exceedingly beautiful one. He drove
it from Kokomo to this city Thursday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
SON OF REAR-ADMIRAL
STEADMAN A SUICIDE

Paris. Mat 3--Charles Steadman,
son of Rear-Admiral Steadrnan. of the
United States navy. while Respondent,
killed himself. He was travelling
companion OF Senator Aldrich~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
HUGHES IS DEFEATED
IN CASE OF KELSEY
Failed to Secure Removal of
Insurance Official.
REFORM MEASURES Go ON.

Albany, N Y. May 3.-Notwith-
standing his defeat in the attempt TO
remove Insurance Commissioner kel-
sey, Governor Hughes says today that
he will continue reform measures. Kel-
sey will not resign as he has been vim
dicated.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
CANDIDATES STEADILY ADDING TO THEIR
VOTES IN HOPE OF WINNING THE PRIZE

would spent evevy minute of her time
after supper working among Hei
friends.
It should be remembered that candl-
dates may still enter the race, IN TACT
candidates who have been IN ana
dropped because of not having Joo,
NAV re-enter. What is more, they
NAV have the votes credited TO them at
the time they were taken off the list
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
Signs of Improvement.

Phil Riley. the fireman injured in
the runaway accident Monday. is
showing slight signs of Improvement,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
Total Dead Fourteen.

Hinton, W. Va, May 3-Three more
bodies were taken out of the Whipple
mine today. The total dead is IA.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03
Residence Property Sold.

Fred Greggerson has purchased the
residence property at 313 South Four
teanth street. consideration s2.a4o.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-03

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The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1907-10-03
ECZEMA and PILE CURE

FREF Knowing what it was to suffer, I
will give FREE OF HARGE,
to any afflicted positive cure for Ecze-
ma, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas, Piles and
Skin Diseases. Instant relief. Don't
suffer longer. Write F. W. WILLIAMS
400 Manhattan Avenue, New York, En-.
Close Stamp.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1907-10-03
Closing Out Machinery.

Beattin Bros. & knorr are
closing out their stock OF farm
machinery and appear this week
with a larger advertisement than
usual. Read the ad. 1t will pay
you.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1907-10-03
DR.. Shops
Restorative
a. P. SLOCUM.
farmers:

Why not keep your farms insured
against fire anu tornado in the best CON-
panies? Montgomery & Compa. y, Office
IN Renwald Land Agency, Mino'.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1907-10-03

WANTED-LoanA Agents in Ward, Viii
liams and Mckenzie counties. Can
mail Farm Loan Applications to the y
S. Land & Investment Co., Minot, n
Oak. Z7tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15
- FINANCIAL BREAKDOWN.

TJSr FINANCIAL BREAKDOWN.
~ Essitor Collier Weekly, whichever
- gentleman or gentleTnans does such
4 useful work there: Hon. Mr.. Sir
Thank you to know. Mr.. Editor
Il gentleman, those drawing pictures
which you made to print with my let
Ter of last two time were less best
beautiful thing for japanese Boy to
see. Tell your printer, please, not to
do so. Therefore I will make my own
drawing pictures for this letter which
same is best beautiful portraits for all
Japanese artists to look at, thank you.
Thank you again.
This L. ;. country Is now at present
enjoying great panic of banking BUSH
ness. 1 do not participate in this ca
iamity, because I am making less
salary than required for banking sur
plus. Therefore I am not Directing to
present money shake-down except be-
cause / have none. and yet frequently
I hear of stOck-jump falling down
grade until 1t is broken and useless
for finance. Yes, also several bank
ing-business go under. Under what %
is question for me. For reply / hear
each get-poor gentleman say wall
ppihtAiS " Augustus HEINZ Oh
map.
This thoroughfare, Wall Street,
must be magnificent place for
some persons to enjoy. My Cousin
Nogi explain how about that avenue.
THAT is very rich place for gliding"
he response, leach sidewalk there is
paved with gold money which broker
gentlemen do not care for. Stock ex-
chang2 and many banking establish
mentsFthere are constructed solidly of
gold-brick'' :
"Nogi.'' 1 relate, ''you often know
something. Thank you to answer
questions which / have prepared upon
for reply"
Relate such troubles to some edi-
tors say Nogi taking derby TO go
call on Miss Mabel Sanjijo which he is
engaged to marry when divorced.
Therefore I supply those 8 questions
about Financial trouble for you to look
at, Mr.. Sir:
I. When Stocks makes upstart mo-
ton why do it act so rather than stand
stationary?
2. When Stocks makes downstart
what for is the reason and
what would stop it?
8. Some gentlemen is called "brok-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

er"--what does ne break to get such
names?
! 4. When money is lost in Wall ST.
can this be recovered by advertising in
newspaper?
5. Can you give japanese Boy name
and address of some honorable gentle
man who might tell accurately what
time some stocks viii be making up
start movement soon?
Why do bank-houses burst? That is
more easy answer than those questions
about Wall st. jumping of stocks.
Banks burst because there is nothing
inside and pressure from outside causes
cave-in of walls. Why is there moth
ing in banks when so bursted? Be-
cause persons make runnings on these
banks in order to take outside what is
inside. Maybe one man have 81 900 in
this bank-house. He go around to that
place to see if these money is comfort
able there.
rs my thousand dollar remaining
comfortable in this deposit?" he re-
quire of Hon. Pay-Teller.
Yes, please" respond this Finan-
cier, ''all such moneys is right deposit |
ed where put
Thanks TO know, Mr.. Banker" re- |
tort American getleman. IF you |
please, permit me to, carry it from
place to place in my pocket which /
have"
You are obliged to it, demand the
'Pay-Teller and take $1,000 from de-
posit, where was, to pocket Ct Amer
dean gentleman, where is Soon nu-
merous American gentlemans learn
about takeout of $1,000, so all make
running stampede to bank-house
where they say to Pay-Teller:
Give us each $1,000 to carry from
place to place in our pockets which
we have in our clothes!'
You are obliged to it, response the
So he deposit $1,000 to all
persons until bank-house bursts down
and Wall st, enjoys frequent panic of
fear.
This show plainly that bank-houses
bursting is blame of people who do it.
Rich men enjoying poverty are much
stabbed by financial breaking. Rich
men enjoying large incomes of money
are not so stung.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

viii have to- because the time when the old system
of dragging viii be abandoned natural treatment
electricity.
Every dose of drugs that you swallow weakens your
nerves, stomach and digestive organs Every time you
stimulate weak organ with drugs you are hurting it.
and in time, by steady dosing You win have no natural
action of that organ When that happens you have
to depend entirely upon forced stimulation
What your body needs is not drugs but nourshment-
something to build up not tear down That nourishment
is electricity.
How does electricity cure? you ask BY helping Nature
Nature will when she has the power Electricity
is that power Understand that your body machinery
is by electricity The stomach heart liver kidneys
and digestive apparatus by electric energy which
is created by the digestion Of food in
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

Save your money like John D.
Have TO save much long to get
Hundred million dollar yet!
Start too late,
No can wait
Save up cash at such slow rate.
Other person speak more frank,
GO take shoot-gun. hold up bank
That way sinful, for I know
Honest CRATER not do SO.
Where you take
What you make?
Tell me how for mercy sake!
Some folks say, 1T not wise plan
Get-rich-quick from stock-talk man.
John get-rich-quick by such game
Why not Jap Boy do the same?
One-two-three,
Out goes he
John stay in (that place for meD
Tell me. please, what thing I need,
What course study, what book read,
Make Success of all can do,
Be Great CRATER same like you?
Be great man,
Make all can,
Teach this Graft to dear Japan.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

is the man who said that our
usefulness on earth ceases
when we are forty years old.
Some say he's right about that,
but whether he is or not. we
know that his statement about
drugs ID correct.
Men like Osler don t indulge
in idle talk. There's a reason
for everything he says. He
knows what he is talking
about, for he is a doctor and
has praeticed medicine.
Every doctor on earth
knows almost as well as Osler
the Worthlessness of drugs, yet
there are but few that ae-
knowledge it. Some dav they
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

To avoid financial panic therefore
persons should have too much wealthy
for this. How to get this money is
question for japanese Boy. How did
each great American gentleman ac-
quire such millions? If Japanese Boy
could know how, he might follow ex-
ample of Industry Captains and get
exhaIted likewise. So 1 put on my
derby to discover about this success in
business
To Hon. Mr.. Strunslzy who keep sa-
loon I go with enquiry. Like all Irish
gentlemen Mr.. Strunsky is sweet
hearted when not enjoying angry fit.
Tell me to know, Hon Strunsky,' I
examine, ''how does this Rockefeller
acquire such many things?"
He is successful in grating" res
ponse Mr.. Strunsky.
THANK you to response how Hon.
Hartman also do SOP / talk.
He is fine CRATER suggest this
Irish gentleman.
In what profession do Hon. Hill,
Hon. Lawson & Hon. Rodgers train
themselves for it?'
'-Graftl', response Mr.. Strunsky
making blinking motion of eye.
Thanks so much to Mr.. Strunsl1y 1
go away improved. 1 have now choos-
en- career to which I shall apply my
mental thought. Grating profession
is good thing for Japanese Boy to
learn because this lead TO famous sue
cess and renown in American life
Mabe / go back Japan and teach this
knowledge in University of Toxic.
To become great famous like Rookie
Teller, etc, must require so much book
study of grating. Where to get such
books? Ny uncle Shoji, who study
learning at California university, say
that grating is sometime teached by
professors together with law-courses.
/ go to s. F. public library &
there find volumes about farming.
warfare, arithmetic. So
cialism & religion, but no book to tell
how grating should be done by be-
ginner wishing to do so.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

Many persons speak of Hon. Abe
Reuff, now residing in jail, as CRATER.
This do not be so. Grafters are
famous gentlemen, and therefore
must be great & good. This Hon.
Reuff is not so, for why would he be
there in that Jail then? He is so Gag
ed I'D for dishonestness. I would not
study grating of dishonest man, be-
cause he might not teach me right.
What did VIM Shakespeare. the great
book-maker, say so2 Act well your
part. others take notice.
Hon Sir. do you pay casi1-money
for poetical thought like following
rhythm2
POETRY requesting Hon. F. Au-
custus Heinz to teach grating to
Japanese schoolboy.
Noble man. you tell. me so
Something + require to know
Where i 20 and what do
Learn be wealthy man like YOU?
Money king
Pulling string.
Up-stock. down-stock, everything.
Many person say to me.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

ARTHUR KICKAHAJAMA, mis-
| sionary boy, come to me today and
| make fearful cries because I have de-
| cided to be CRATER instead of learn
| ing missionary job. When he know
| that I am ffrmtooth to my purpose he
! tell me this story about antique Japan:
Seven million years previously to the
present Japan dynasty the great phi
lOsopher Nichi Nichi sat down to make
fishing-sport by small stream-creek of
Yeddo. While engaged in putting
angly-worm bait on fish-hook he look
down in stream-creek and observe
twelve thousand sucker-fish in water
making eye-wink at angly-Worm bait.
This would be remarkable luck for
japanese fisherman" he respond, dip
ping ang1y-worm in puddle. But suck
er-fish no care for diet just then and
perch on bottom making smiles
through gills.
Nichi Nichi is excited by obstinacy
of sucker-fish. He put on caterpillar
bait. Nothing to do. He try corn-beef
diet for fishes. They refusal, thank
yoI:. He spit on bait to bring favor of
fish-god. Sucker-fish not care for this
painstaking, however.
Then philosopher Nichi Nichi enjoy
angry rage throwing f1sh-pole to grass
tearing beard and speeding these.
20 tell me, sucker-fish, is it not truth
that you are reputed most easy of all
fish that practise swimming in these
brook near Yeddo?"
And the twelve thousand sucker-fish,
making smiles through gills. raise fins
to universal sky and response.
30 Nichi Nichi, philosopher, we are
that"
Then tell me to know. idiotic waggle-
tails, why you no care for delicious
bats / provide for eating?''
Because this reject all these fish
together Tipping tails to dog-star, I'VE
have ate them bats before-eaterpillar
angly-worm. corn-beef we have. ate
and been catched by those. Never
again, thank you so much.'
"Oh, quite we1l!" exclamation that
great man. Then. I shall offer you
some new rare bait which fishes shall
eat only this once time, because so
scarce to get.'
With these remark the wise Nichi'I
Nichi take all bats off from hook |
Then he drop bare hook in stream. |
All them sucker-f1sh cease to smile |
hook, because this (they thinked to |
themselves was such rare chance.
AS consequence of this excitement |
Nichi Nichi catch $4,000 sucker-fish in |
1 hour 20 minutes These he made into |
canned salmon and grow very wealthy |
from such a Graft.
At time Of death-bed he remarked |
to wife and children. TT would be
sinful to waste good bait on poor
Fishes
So this proverb is pasted on all i'm
portant japanese tombs today:
THE gods have fixed the little
brooks so that one sucker-fsh is born
each minute by clocktime. Who
shall catch him, you or -"
Hoping your printing-factory is do
ing good by all news and best wishes
to friends
Yours Truly
HASHIMURA TOGO.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

PHILADELPHIA (Pa).-Here is a new code Of ethics
for doctors laid down by the famous Dr. William oser
NO doctor can cure all diseases That's all moonshine
They E'pretenders
II you can't man, tell him So
Physicians too many drugs
There are only few great drugs worth handlinp-Im
not name them.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

Just what I've been telling you for years,
but you wouldn't believe me.
Now, many of the world g leading doctors
and scientists confirm my claims by their
statements that most drugs are worthless.
The most recent of these is DR.. VIM. Osler
of Oxford University. You know DR.. Osler
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-15

A. EDITOR Collier Weekly. whichever
81 gentleman or gentlenans does such
useful work there: Hon. Mr.. Sir
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-16
PIANO PIlNOLl.

Cuando PascuaG, Ano Nuevo , Reyes
ge acercsn, Ia mayor parts de los padres
de familia Be encusntran perpleion, sin
BabsE que TegalRrle Guu familiaEes.
FL que tsDgH pOhibles, no pueds dsCidir.
Be pOr NADIA que aventsje & an PIANO
PIANOLA, una PIANOLA, ii 81 que
"a tiene an buan piano.
La pianola tTae Ii m6aica al hogar,
mantsniendo 81 sspfritu siempEe aleRra.
AL miamo tempo que de rsCrso, BiEvs de
podeToSo auxiliaT para 81 CuItivo del gust1
& Ia buena m6Eica.
Una YiGita 81 PARIS BAZAR, dc
Pedro GiuHti, una carta dirigida al De
partamento Musical pondrk & Lac pernonal
intsresAdRs en- posesi6n de los datos quc
BobEe el particular &c desean.