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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
JUST WHAT HE WANTED.
Surely Here Were Musical Tasteo
Enough to Suit Anybody.

A gentleman of the most cultivated
musical tastes, wishing to change his
residence, advertised for rooms in a
private family fond Of music" The
next mail brought him the follow
ing reply:
Dear Sir: think we could accom-
modate you with rooms, and as for
music one of my daughters plays the
parlor organ and gittar; another one
plays the ACCORDION and banjo; l play
the cornet and fiddle; by wife plays
the harmonica and my son the flute.
We all sing and if you are good at
tenner singing you would fit right in
when we get to singing gospel hims
evenings, for none of us sings tenner.
Or if you plays the base vial we have
one right here in the house. If you
want music as we'll as rooms and
board we could accommodate you and
there would be no extra charge for 1t.
Lippincott's.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
RAD Time.

One of our best known war cor
respondents was married the otheT
day" says an exchange. Well. he
can't blame anybody. He knew what
war was before he got into this mess.
woman who once lived in Phil
adelphia is always younger than she
looks, because they don't count the
Philadelphia years.
The farmer who is onto his job will
have three or four nice looking girls
boarding at his place during harvest.
Then he will have no trouble in keep
ing male help.
Men may be lot of chumps, but
they know better than to guess a
womans age too old.
Two places in Iowa now claim
Uncle BY as product. Oh, were get
ting great, all right!
A bald head is no sign of marriage.
I know man who fell asleep beside
the road and the calves chewed on
all his hair.
1.-THE smartest boy in my class at
school is now "A butter maker" says
a writer in a Nebraska newspaper.
The inference is that he should have
been a lawyer or trust magnate, 1
suppose. Well, l don't know. After
all. the same boy may be the happiest,
and 7 guess that's the real answer.
When men go to the devil, rev
ever get a return ticket.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
Clean Up.

A young lady of manageable age
stopped the boss on the street yeste
day to give him local. While she
talked he took a mental inventory O.
her makeup and discovered that her
teeth we're totally unacquainted
with any such thing as a brush. her
ears and neck we're streaked with
CRIME and her finger nails and hands
were positively filthy She was well
dressed, but looked slouchy. Poor
girl! She is a regular heart-breaker
among the boys and devotes lots OF
her attention to them. She runs
around the streets whenever her job
will permit her to and she poses as
one of a set" But how nice she
would be If she would only wash up.
There are many other girls like her.
too many, in fact. If there is any OF
Gods creatures that should be clean
1t is a girl and 1t seems too bad that
some of them haven't got the time to
take scrub.-Manson Qa) Demo
crat.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
.FAMILY'S SKIN TROUBLES.
Eczema, Heat Rash, ard Scalp Aztec
tons Afflict Different Members,
But Cuticura Cures Them.

"My wife had eczema for five or six
years. 1t was on her face and would
come and go. We thought we would
give the Cuticura Remedies trial. We
did SO and she has never had sign OF
eczema for four years. l myself used
Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment
some time ago for falling hair. l now
have a very heavy head Of hair. We
used Cuticura Remedies for our baby,
who was nearly bald when young. She
has very nice hair now. She is very
fleshy, and we had SO much trouble
with heat that we would battle her
with Cuticura Soap and then apply
Cuticura Ointment, 1t would dry the
heat up SO much quicker than any
thing else. Mr.. II. b. Springmire, 1923
%. Capital Street, Iowa City, Ia, July
16, 1906, and Sept. 16, 1906"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
Model for Rest of the Force.

While Oil City cannot, perhaps,
boast of being a strictly cold-water
town, she can, we believe, lay claim
to having among her residents the
champion temperance man of the
state, If not of the entire country.
Not only has he never drank any kind
Of spurious or malt liquors, but he
has never allowed any tea, coffee, soup
or any kind of milk to pass his lips
since he was child. He is a colored
man, was born in slavery, and because
his father frequently drank more
whisky than, was good for him, he re-
solved when boy to never drink any
thing but water. And he has reli-
giously kept the resolution. He is a
member of the Oil City police force,
and his name is Major Franklin
Oil City (Pa) Blizzard.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
Left His Skin.

~ snake story without a snake is
new kind" says the Freeport (oO
Press. The other day while Emmett
Hukil was wandering through the
woods on the old Willoughby farm he
found the skin of a rattle snake over
six feet long with two rows of rat
ties still attached. The skin was in
tact from head to tail. 1t will be ad
visable for people in that section to
keep q sharp eye out for the big rat
tier that once filed the hide found
by Mr.. Hukil."
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
WyDz'df-- AEssEMg%zSS2%NzSS
g.: }LIEZZE|'A|!|lkzI
3HraT7 UNCLE BY
The Last Straw.
Copyright: 1907; by Byron Williams.

The Last Straw.
When tn frost Is on tn punliin and the
tang is in tn air,
When tn sumac turns to yaller and IN
woods is red and rare,
When tn squirrels shrill staccato sasses
lovers in tn grove,
1t is time fer married fellers t be putin
up tn stove!
In III morning bright and golden when tn
haze is over all.
Down upon his knees. repentant, every
married man should crawl
When tn grapes is hanging purple and
tn hick'ry nuts is ripe,
Is tn time t. bump his noddle in tn at
tic, hunting pipe!
When tn wind is sorter souShin' through
tn bare an naked trees,
Is tn time fer married fellers TO De
thwartin' of a sneeze-
When the ash is kinda sifty and tn sooty
zephyr blows,
That's tn time fer married cusses TO De
wipin' of their nose.
When tn atmosphere is warmin', not
with sun, but--well, you know
That's tn sychoiogic moment when TN
cussed pipes won't go!
When tn sunbeams dance and cazZle
through tn winders soft and rife
That's tn time t. cuss creation with IN
comm Of yer wife!
She kin tell we how t. do it in tn golden
tinted Fall
When tn frost is on tn punliin ana III
CLINT is over all
It's enough t make Teller want quit
his home and rove
To be laughed at by woman When ne
putt.' up stove!
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
Send Halo at Once.

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The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08

dizzy spells all the time. My ankles
swelled and | ran down dreadfully' l
was nervous and had awful headaches.
wonder that any medicine could do
what Doan's Kidney Pills have done
for me. They cured me four years
ago and l have been well ever since
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
Hcw'S This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hails
Catarrh Cure. ,>-,,1, a ,,o ro,oao n
We tho undersigned have known j. j. Cheney
for the last Is years and believe him perfectly non
orabie in ell business transactions and Inanclaliy
able TO carry out any obligations made by his hrn.
WALDtNG. KINNAN d MARVIN, -
Wholesale Druggists Toledo u.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act,hs
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system Testimonials sent free. Price 10 cents peF
bottle. Sold by oil Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08

Some years ago l
began to feel weak
and miserable and
one day awoke from
q nap with a pierre
ing pain in my back
t h at m a de m G
scream. For two
days l could not
move and after that
l had backache and
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
The Mystery.

"Your husband knows great deal
about the horses?"
Eyes," answered young Mrs. Tor
kins HE knows all about what they
have done and what they ought to
a.. But he can't find out what they
are going to do"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
Much the Same.

His Wife, see by the paper that
at a wedding in Oklahoma last week
the man promised to obey instead of
the woman. 1 wonder how the mar
riage will turn out?
Her Husband-Oh, about like any
other marriage, suppose. He prob
ably didn't mean 1t any more than a
woman does when she says it.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
Mrs. Ellen 8agle, Ala 4th street, Green

Mrs. Ellen Aagle, Ala 4th street, Green
Bay, Wis, writes:
II have often heard Peruna praised
and it is more widely known here than
any other medicine, but L never knew
what a splendid medicine it really was
until few weeks ago when caught
bad cold which settled all over me.
''The doctor wanted to prescribe, but
I told him | was going to try Peruna
and sent for bottle and tried it.
81 felt much better the next morning
and within five days l had not trace
of any lameness or any cough.
al consider IL the finest cough REM
edy."
PERUNA TABLETs:-Some people pre-
fer to take tablets, rather than to take
medicine in fluid form. Such people
can obtain Peruna tablets, which repre-
sent the solid medicinal ingredients of
Peruna.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
First Grand Rall.

Dick Fisher, who lives a short dis
lance southwest of Columbus, says
that he held the first grand ball of
the season on his farm recently and
that his neighbors are kicking against
the social function TO beat the band.
tie says that he weaned fourteen
calves and that they and their nlc1l-s
ers bawled all night and that on &C
count OF the noise they made. the
neighbors we're unable to sleep.-Co-
lumbus CO., Republican.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08

Many think they can overcome sin
by shooting glittering generalities at
the devil.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
as a
GafaFEh
Remedy

Mrs. e. M. Tinney, story writer,
1926 e. Nueva St., San Antonio, Tex,
writes:
"During 1901 ! suffered form nasal
catarrh, which various other remedies
failed TO relieve.
"Six bottles of Peruna, which l
took, entirely cured me, the catarrh
disappearing and never returning.
~ therefore cheerfully recommend
Peruna to all similarly afflicted"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
PAYS Dues.

Zones is the most prominent mem
Der OF our golf club"
why, he can't play golf?'
mo, but he always pays his dues"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08
TESTED BY TIME.
A Cure That Has Held Good for
Four Years.

Mrs. Mary Crumlish Of 1880 West
Third Street, Wilmington, Del, says;
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08

II a girl is happy. it's a sign that
her clothes are satisfactory.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-11-08

GOOD HOUsEKEEFERs.
Use the best. That's why they buy Red
Bisbee daily review., 1907-09-24
FINE SHEEP

John Finlayson, Of Seiigman, Ariz., who was in the city over night, ana who represents the sheep stock inter est of E. T. Smith, the raiser of some of the finest rams in America, left for Fl Paso today with 1000 biooded rams from the rance of P. T. Smith in Arizona. says the Anu querque Citizen. These rams navs been sold to the Sierra Madre Stock company of Mexico and the shipment is in charge of Mr. Finlayson and Ralph Hunt. who will make the deliv- cry.
 Mr. Finiayson said this morning that this will be the largest shipment of blooded stock that has crossed the Mexican line and that the progeny of these rams will do great things for the improvement of the sheep indus fry in Mexico. The rams were ship ped to Albuquerque from Arizona and from here will be taken to Mexico as fast as possible The sale of the stock was made through Cbas. Chad wich & Co. the local sheep commits sion brokers. sir. F'fnIayson said he would perhaps exhibit 120 of his fin esf ram lambs at the territorial fair in this city.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-09-24

LYMAN VI. WAKEFIELD,
 Registsr. First publication August 3. 1907.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-09-24
NOTICE OF APPLlcATioN FOR U. s. PATENT.
 Appifcation No DIS

AppuCdIioh NO. Zfo
 Survey No. 2ss6.
 United States Land Office.
 Phoenix, Arizona
 July 30. 1907.
 Notice is hereby given ,aat the Butte & Arizona Copper Mining com pany. by Caspar Schultz. agent, whose postoffice address is Bisbee, Arizona, has made application for patent for the Harrison, Cleveland, Wedge, Dauntless, Morgan, Marshall, Head Center, Log Cabin, Mountain View, Cape Nome, and Mountain Top lodes, situated in Sections F, 20, 21 and g, T. g S., R. 20 E., unsurveyed. c. 6 s. R. B. & NJ. Hartford Mining District, Cochise county, Territory of Arizona, described as follows. to-wit:
 CLEVELAND:-Beg at Cor. No. 1, whence U. S. M. M. No. 1, H. D. bra. S. 270 deg. and 3s min. E. 30S7.4 it.. and the N. E. Cor. Sec. 20, T. g S., R. 20 E., brs. N. s7 deg. and i3 min. E.. 1178.1 ft-; thence N. 10 deg. and @ min. E. 600 it. to Cor. No. 2. thence N. S6 deg. and r min. ". 1859 f.. to Cor. No. 3; thence 8. 10 deg. and 39 min " ee9 ft-. to Cor No. 4. whence the i-4 Cor. bet. Secs. IT and % brs. & s dcg. aud IS min. E.. 4e.0 it.; thence $. SC deg. and II min. E. 14s5.9 f.. to Cor. No. 1. the place of beginning.
 HARRISON:-Beginning al Cor. No. 1. whence U. g. M N. No. 1. H D. brs. $. SC deg. 16 mia. aud SO sec. F. 2556.1 it.: thence N. IS deg. and 12 min. E. 105S.7 it. to Cor. No. 2; thence ... 86 deg. and IT min w. 600 it. to Cor. No. 3, whence the If Cor. between Secs. 17 and 20 N. ss deg. and 49 min. Wesr S556 1t: thence 13 deg. and 12 min. W. 1053.7 it. to Cor. No. {: thence s. s6 isg.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-09-24
KNOWING DOGS

Don't fail to see this great picture g reproduction of the greatest slot oi trick dogs in France. Iris Theatre Lowell
Bisbee daily review., 1907-09-24

For Review job and business offic, call Phone 2e.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-02-14
Canadian Press N1uxxle

The innocent suffer with the guilty in the
Canadian postmaster's alleged order, refusing
transmission through the mails to newspapers
publishing details of the Thaw trial. The yell
low sheets of Gotham and elsewhere have had
no such opportunity presented them in years as
this story of the underworld They have made
the most of it. They have fairly reeked with
the prurient imaginings of publishers that have
put all decency behind them and the result is a
sweeping order, placing ban on all reports OF
this famous trial.
Reputable papers have told the whole story
of this homicide, what led up to it and what has
followed, including this present trial of all alb
sorbing universal interest. That is their func-
ton, and the public rightly demands it, It is
cause celebre for many reasons. The wealth
and prominence of the principal parties, the
facts in the case that were notorious before the
Staying occurred, the dramatic circumstances Of
the killing, the psylogical problems involved
including the ''unwritten law,'' would each by
itself serve as focus for keen and general at
tention. The people are not children, and have
right to the whole story truthfully told, and
the decent press has been satisfied with per-
forming it's plain public duty.
The yellow press has displayed it char
acteristic appetite for carrion and brought down
the wrath of the Canadian official upon all
prints alike. The order has penaized the
guiltless with the guilty, and perhaps is not an
unusual thing in Canada, where official care of
the morals of the people has gone much farther
than is thought wholesome in this country.
With Americans, the evil is being allowed to
work its cure, as it surely must. through
the intelligent discrimination of the people.
In the American view. an official power of muz-
fling the press would be vastly more dangerous
than the occasional abuse of the liberty guaran-
teed by the constitution. -Dispatch
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-02-14
Penalty of PnIi1 en- ess.

The ''tradesman' has his troubles as
well as his next door neighbOr. the
business man." One day last week a
wholesale fish dealer in Fulton market
was approached by a fashionably
dressed woman, who, after asking the
price, decided to buy pound Of
smelts. Although it was not custom
airy to cater to retail trade, to be con-
genial he decided to oblige her.
II would like to have them cleaned,
if you please" she said.
The fiShman cleaned them.
ooh, yes" the woman considerably
remarked after looking them over,
twill you kindly take all the bones
out?"
Certainly" said the man. But he
said things to himself as he went be-
hind the icebox and extracted the
bones.
After fifteen minutes labor he wrap
ped the smelts in a neat parcel, which
he handed the woman.
81 am so much obliged to you," she
said. "You see, my cat absolutely re-
fuses to eat fish if they are bony."
As the fashionably gowned woman
walked out the fishman said some more
things.-New York Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-02-14

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lows the stomach to rest-recuperate
grow strong again. Kodol is a
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of digestion off the digestive organs
and while performing this work it.
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to thorough rest. In addition the
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National Pure Food and Drug Law.
Sold Ly NJ
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-02-14
Jan "a to March y


State of Wisconsin :-Circuit Court, BAYFIELD,
County.
James Porter. plaintiff,
VS.
James V. LeClair,
Jessie f LeClair, his wife,
and Rosamond Fish,
defendants
Notice is hereby given that in pursuance Of
the judgment of foreclosure and sale render
by the circuit court of Bayfield, county. WIS
consin, in behalf of the above named plaintiff
and against the above named defendants
ON the 10Th day of July, 1905, 1 shall at the
front door of the county court house in thu
city of Washburn. Bayfield, county, state of
Wisconsin, on the eleventh day of March
1907, at two o'clock in the afternoon, sell al
cash, the following described real estate
to.wit:
The north half of the north west quarter
Nh of nwA), the southwest quarter of the
northwest quarter (swA of nw1O, and the
northwest quarter OF the southwest quarter,
(nwA of sw4), all in section numbered thirty
two (32. township numbered forty-f1ve 49,
north, OF range numbered eight ~ west, in
Bayfield, county. Wisconsin. to satisfy the
amounts due on said judgment together
with the costs subsequent thereto.
A. B. SEvERsoN,
Dated Jan. 3D. 1907 Sheriff of Bayfield,
HENRY G. WILSON, County. Wisconsin
Plaintiffs Attorney,
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-02-14
|Beth'sHero
BY COLIN S. COLLINS
/ Copyright, 1906. by Homer Sprague
BY COLIN S. COLLINS

Eatb looked curiously about the hall
Remind the scenes had always been q
-tnrnain of fairyland to her. The
taGMght that she was to witness a re-
Eusnzrsal, and a dress rehearsal at that
sDNerpowered her.
It was not at all as she had pictured
III The long, low ceilinged ball was
very unlike the stage, and the mass OF
Droperties and scenery thrown about in
apparent chaos bewildered her. A
huge bowlder lay against an Italian
Gountain. and flower beds, stacked one
Gabove the other, looked very unlike the
dover beds she knew.
Over In one corner group OF mer
were pulling and hauling at a CIR
stressed as an Indian. In the center
aDf the hall half a dozen men were
struggling through some unfamiliar
music, and not far away a heavily
Quilt man was deliberately Sitting q
new leather coat into shreds and rub
G5ang it on the dirty floor to take off Its
aspect Of newnesS.
Other girls were going through dane
a1ag steps at the behest of stocky lit
G4e man, who beat time with thick
ysole he carried when he was not using
a11e stick to threaten some unruly girl
AID over all presided a thin, nervous
docking man, who seemed to have the
Faculty of being in three places al
once.
Tom Seaton detached himself from
the group about cage in one corner
and came toward her. 1T doesn't
seem much when you see it close to
does it?' he laughed.
''It is little disappointing" she ad
united, ''but find it very interesting.
'sThey are going to dress soon," ht
said carelessly. land then run through
&he pantomime. It's a pity that they
cannot get the hall upstairs, where
they can get the scenery up. There's 6
wedding or something going on VI
EEere''
at was awfully good of yon to bring
az1e," she said impulsively.
sits good for you to come" he laugh
sd ga glimpse Of dress rehearsal i
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-02-14
Men Past sixty in Danger.

More than half mankind over sixty
years of age suffer from kidney and
bladder disorders, usually enlarge
ment OF prostate gland. This is
both painful and dangerous, and
Foley's Kidney Cure should be TAX
en- at the first sign of danger, as it
corrects irregularities and has cured
many olG men of this disease. Mr..
Rodney Burnett, Rock Port, Mo-,
writes: II suffered with enlarged
prostate gland and kidney trouble
for years and after taking two bot
tlea of Foleys Kidney Cure I feel
better than I have for twenty years
although I ON now 81 years old"
Sold by @. w. Frost.