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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21
sOPHOMORES GOT PROCs.
University Of Vermont Freshmen Out
witted by Clever Rusc

When one goes to 10. 20 and 30 cent
show to soc. perhaps. "Nesta. the Poor
Factory Gin" he expects to witness
lots Of injured Innocence. lie expects 70
see Ncsta weeping bitterly over the vests
on which she is sewing to keep her poor
crippled sister from starving and hn
expects the villain. always the owner OF
the factory. rush In and hurl the gar
ments ut Nesta until NeSta IS nearly
smothered under her own vests In tho
last act Of course Vcsta's lover loops an
armhole Of one of the vests over the vii
lain's neck, Nesta throws water on him
and the vest shrinks and chokcs Vesta 9
prosecutor to death. one also expects to
sec freshmen prosecuted, because they
aro supposd 10 BE- innocent and gener-
ally are. one expects to see them lose
an arm or two and get al least four ribs
smashed during their first year. for but
tin in. They lose their heart during the
senior year to tho widow
For days past the members Of the
freshman class Of the University Of YER
mont have been gloatuE over tho
'procs" they were having printed bv tho
Messenger company in St Adams and at
night they dreamed OF posting them on
"nroos i" oil ro1 49,, ,'. '"''N
~, ate, 81. ,.,.a ' HV'''"
c,o,.er ,,tnns ,.oro " .a...', :, 'o' "'
,l,,,.-, 49,. ., ''' '' "N'''
plant Of the freshman class And the
plant has been working overtime for a
month.
Yesterday a freshman went TO st. Al
bans after tn" 'procs. He wore new
r.o,, .,,,.o.. .,.,,,, '"''N
,.i,..i 49, '''" Nv al
.,,. .r,o,a,. ,,.., ~ VS., "a,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21
PROBATE COURT.
summary Of BUsinc. TRANSACTED dur
ing Week Ending Nov, 20

Estate Of Maryette p. Rhoads, Rich
mond; settlement ana decree.
Estate of obadiah j. Walker, Burlinr-
ton; settlement and decree
Estate OF Matte a. Berry, Milton; set.
tlem"nt Of the account Of the admins.
TRAITOR.
Estate Of William w. Wright, Milton,
settlement Of the account Of the admin.
istrator ana decree of distribution made
Estate of Arnold C. Fay. Milton: exec.
utriNs settlement made and decree o
distribution made
Estate Of Pomerov LOOMS. Burlington
administrators settlement made
Estate of John r. Parker. Charlotte
Will proved John d. Parker appointed
executor, T.. r. Falby and J. j. GUN.
Ian, commissioners and appraisers
In 70 Ralph and Walter Knox mirors>
IIinosiorgh; Jennie a. Jackman appoint.
81 Administrative.
Estate % Harriet L. Bates, Colchester
mon cOmpos ward. now deceased.
guardians annual settlement
Estate of Ransom NJ Contua. Rich
mond. settlement Of the account Of the
admin traitor with the viii annexed. and
decree Of distribution made
Es'at" IF John Gallican. burlington.
G.. " R"wn"Il ana Martin s Villas ap.
pointed commissioners
Es'4t" of Burt g. Squros. Milton
(minorJ Guardians settlement made.
Es'a'" 90 Thomas McGinnls. Jericho
Application for settlement ana decree;
hearing November %
Estate or George =. Hapgood Jericho.
commissioners report fio1
Estate d Edison srICp,rr,r r-,,rr..
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21
STDESTEPPED THE PERIL

2O-pound policeman of the traffic
SQUAD stood between the car tracks of
broadway a few days ago. giving evil
dence of unwonted nervousness in the
performance NJ more or less perilous
duties. says the New York Globe. To
passing friend who greeted him he
said:
Lend mo dollar will youo"
"of course said the friend. What's
the trouble Rob-"
why, about half an hour ago a chan
who owed me a dollar came along and
paid IT, As ! tucked it away with nv
roll found 7 already had sl2 and this
made sl3. amt superstitious, Won
know-hut say, ia rather have slo or s14
than Sl3, while I'm on this Job
And Ia rather borrow dollar from
You than lend YOU one. don't YOU see"
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21
DIED.

CI4ARK-In this city, November IT,
Miss Bessie A Clark ascd 80 years
HUNGERFORD-ln this city. Nov. Is.
Maria A. Buell.. wife of Edward Hunger
ford, aged so years
llGLDRETH-In Essex junction, Nov
ember IL, Mrs. Mandana Hildreth
STEVENS-Frday, Nov Ia. 1907. Mrs.
Nivene BACKYARD stevens, wife Of Charles
H. stevens,
NOLAN-ln this city, November IS, at
her home, l4s Maple street. Mrs. Cath
crime Nolan.
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THE STORY TELLER.
GOING SOME.

The boy stood on the bridge Of \
schooner beside the captain on n starry
night. 1t suddenly became necessary
ior the captain to 80 below, and he said
to the boy;
Here. take the wheel. I'll be back in
Re" minutes Steer by that star and
You will be all right"
The boy began to steer the boat. and
soon he got her out OF her course. The
star now appeared astern instead Of
ah'ad, He shouted down to the captain
III skipper, come up and find us an
oth"r star I've passed that one. Phil
adelpha Record
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$500 FOR A LINE.
To Complete Limerick. or Foolish
Verse,

5000 given away 70 those who send in
the best line to complete this limerick,
or nonsense verse. Il takes Just little
ingenuity and skill.
A man from Farweather
Two dimes got together
To busy his mind mid his
squaor and strife
He lives now IN clover,
Is happy all over
ttts''''''' .+t,s,..f
We offer this simply To get reliable
names Send for full particulars con-
corning our novoplex puzzle contest and
how 10 get many useful articles free
Disinterested judges shall decide who 8
entitled TO prizes
Address Limerick Editor, lS2 Main 81.
Buffalo, n. Y. d&wIt.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21

New York, Nov. 2o-"Dtkota Bob" a
picturesque western rival Of Weston the
pedestrian, started on q walk from New
York city hall 70 New Orleans vestcr-
day, after getting Mayor Mcclellan to
write his name IN his book He expects
to reach New orleans on February a.
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ADVERTISED LETTERS.

Last OF unclaimed letters in the Bur
inEton Post Onice for the week ending
November 20. 1907
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21
REFLECTIONS OF 4 BACHELOR,

Too many blondes spoil the bleach
Whether child is a little fond or
merely restless depends only on whethe,,
1t is yours or somebody cise's.
A woman can have II better time shon-
ping without having any money than
having money but not shopping
The kind Of unsehshn,ss YOU usuaIlv-
find is when man will eat u thing no
hates because If he dldat somebodv
who likes II could have It,
It's much more s"nsibl. for woman
To stop square In front Of every mirror
she meets than for man to twist his
neck Off trying 10 look a. himself and
pretending he isn't.-New York Press
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21

olIl'' w Wv yum AfIIU1StNl
plattshurgh Barracks. y V
November 18th. 1907.
Editor IIa'tShureh republican,
s,.. Il" Jul ST. A. y
The ouartcrmastcr's dor,,,,.,.... Att.
post is attempting to ascertain the loca-
ton OF grave OIL soldiers and sailors who
wer" Killed 0 me battle Of Plattsburgh
in Soptomh'r. Nli' and buried on crab
Island. VI Is inc desire ot tho department
10 erect rs soon as practicable. n suit
able monument on u" island in memory
OF thos" "fo were Killed IN that battle
During Jn' past summer about forty
days wcr" consumed by !aborers in dig
Slng INTO ana plouEhiNE mp mounds and
various part Oh inc island hut no salts
factory rosu' were accomplished as no
human roma were discovered.
This office ould appreciate any infor-
nation whic 'ou, or the readers Of your
paper, might .' able to furnish regard
ing tho local 11 OF graves on the island !:
and, in ordo' obtain an accurate and
complete info nation as possible I have
also address letter. similar to this
one, 90 IN" J.. .'Soursh Press.
VERY 'specuu'lv.
VI. El.MORE,
Lieut. Hh Infantry,
Quarterma ster
AS To Trtf LOCATION or GAN
..
MN ''''' VAL 'r'''">b'
In Scptem0 81. the PlattsburGh Re-
publican fir.' lub]ishcd the 9TH them
only accour' rer printed NJ the burial
on San Mlch. f over a hundred Of the
dead Of tho lr.'.e of plattsburgh. British
and Amcrica
This accom- vas by Mr.. Simeon Dotv.
Of Chazy ard vas obtained by the late
Or. George = Bixby. editor Of the Re
publican, WI ported Il varbatim
Mr.. Doty . boy Of fourteen al the
time OF tn" Na''ic and was a member Of
Captain Ha7," 'ompanY on Grand Isle,
and was or island the DAY Of the
battle tho tr r.- being unable 10 cross.
Thn next de 18th Captain Hazen he
came over i' small boat and saw the
dead bodies < taken TO the shore
OF Crab 1slar where the wounded had
already hec0 we'd
Mr.. Doty si
The boats ID on the north end of
the island ne, Cumberland Head. and
tho hospital 7 We're located just south
of the landin, the bushes :. men
We're constant .1rYinE out tho dead on
rude h!crs III. IF poles 70 the burial
yard south ot 20 hospital tents. Tren-
chos We're dr. angling north TO south
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21
TROUBLES ENOUGH or THEIR OWN

TROC BLES ENOUGH OF THEIR OWN.
Husband explaining his unpunctuaIity)
My dear, couldn't help IT, lust mis-
sed my train. and had to wait forty
minutes.
Wifc--Now don't blame It on the rail
way company. They've troubles enough
without u-Illustrsted Bits
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-11-21
M EMS LIST.

Edward j. Bouchard, }. John Center.
George II. Clahin, f., f. Carpenter, r.
Mark Chase, Il. II. Curtis. 4. r. Davis.
David Deforge. Levi L. Hunt. Parron
Morgan NJ Maloney. Edward NJ. Miller
Harry Parker Alex Provencher. Alfred
Rvard, Bert Rock. William Smith. : II
Wheeler. O. II, Waite, +. Wardwell n
w Williams, Fred H. Walker NJ. If
Young, c. b. Vincent.
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KILLED IN THE BATTLE OF
PLATTSBURGH.
Location of Graves Of Soldiers md
sailors Asked for nv .rwv oc,csr

Grom the Plattsburgh Rcpublicanl
Once Of the Qunrtcrmaetcr
Pittsburgh Barracks, * V
November 18th, 1907.
Editor Plattshurgh Republican.
plattsburGh, s. Y
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WINOOSKI LIST.

Mildred Ferry A. Giroux. j. r. I.ncio
victoria Parro, Mrs. Joseph Shahbott.
NJ j. Fowler. Letter for Is Grove street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22

Investors have become convinced that
the problem is to have fair aud patient
consideration IN It's solution, we VIII
start on that road again With full
measured pace. But II we are to have
Legislation based upon political adj
vantage, ii we are to adopt socialistic
theories, which will amount to the
cenAscation OF property rights, then !
believe II possible that the whole busi-
ness structure may be facing a danger,
the proportion OF which will be meas
ured by the Same vast figures as have
been the totals that have marked the
extent OF our prosperity"
These are serious words from man
of Mr.. Nanderlip's sngacity and modera :
ton, but we find in then, no cause for
alarm. The American people are not
Socialists and anarchists. They arc as
a wholc sane and Just, and they have
die regard for property rights. The
crusade against railroads Is psycEo-
logical, and In great part 1t has al
ready spent It's force. The people Will
neither connscate the railroads nor
destroy them with legislation. II that
is the only danger to prosperity, 1t will
| abide for many years to come
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22
SATURDAY, JUNE 90, 1907.
Flowers nrc the sweetest things
God ever made ana forgot to put
soul into.-Dcechcr.
WINE RIOTS IN FRANCE.

When two hundred thousand men.
be they exctable French or stolid
German, assemble because they are
hungry and march because they are
mad, no amount of peaceful exhortations
will long prevent some violent out
break; and this Is exactly what has
happened in Southern France, where
an unfortunate detective was lynched
by the wine growers on Thursday.
For a month or more the vine
and winc-pressers, and all whose live
lihood depended on the wine industry,
have been assembling and parading
in stupenlous numbers--there were
two hundred thousand in the line OF
march at Nimes-as q protest against
the falling price Of wine. But human
laws, as King Canute once learned
and the fact that some millions were
suffering for bread has not yet IN
creased the demand for French wines
1t is an i'll proposition. however, tc
argue about natural laws to hungry
mob. The fact that beer is increasing
in popularity, while the taste for Wine
is decreas sing, does not affect the mine
of the man whose eating depends OF
others drinking.
The paraders carry banners, on
which many notices are inscribed II
the vernacular of the Midi. The mos
,,npular iS ''TO have so much goo
wine and no bread to eat, which con
dition has produced the discomfort
and riots that are at present SO alarm
ing the central authorities The wine
growers say that the price of goo
wine has fallen because the govern
ment permits adulterated wines to
sold. and therefore demands that tn
government take stringent measure
to prevent any further adulterattol
Apparently the government cannot. Q
will not. meet these requests, and Ger
tainly it cannot raise the price
wine at once.
Meanwhile the hungry men and We
men are rioting, and hanging police
men as a preparation to being shot I
troops, and all because they hay
no bread!"
1t is high time that some govern
p1ent learIiad how to legislate SUI
.cessfully' against falling prices. ha,
times and ovcrproduction; but Fran
has not yet found the master key.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22
PERSONAL AND GENERAL.


customs receipts in New York city are
running $40, 900 more day than last year.
There arc 16l,l27 persons in the Philip
pins Islands qualified to vote b0o pesos
property uualtcntlon), and of this number
only l23o37 voted at the last municipall
elections
The Hon James Bryce. the British am
bassador has taken a pow at the New YORK
Avenue Presbyterian Church. Washington,
He is member OF tho United Free Church
Of Scotland.
Thoro are 1870 camps and roadhouses IN
Alaska provided with telephones. IN addition
to many business houses. residences ana
cabins situated within the limits Of the
larger camps The main exchanGc IL at
Nome skag way and Whitehorso are con-
nocted by telephone
A Dowsbury (Trngland) champion glutton
has boon beaten. by n big black pudding. He
ma ched himself to consume It IN given
time. but failed, Tho pudding was three
ed two yards. but tho last yard was too
much for him,
Tho opon season for trout fishing bogins
oarly Mt Colorado Springs namely, June !
This season It was crowded forward 10 May
whipping the wel.stocked streams that get
thoir first life In the frontier range Of the
| Rockies,
eating of watercross In Paris that an In
vestigation has been made. Tho experts con
cluded TINT ms cross often grows IN swamp!
soil It harbors all sorts Of dangerous germs
and should not BIO eaten unless after scrupu
lous cleaning.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22

The promke of clear water for Rich
mond seems almost too good to be
true. But tho settling basin is COM
plete. and experiments thus far have
been eminently successful. There Is
no better water than James River
straight" The only thing against i,
is the mud. With that removed, Rich.
monds water supply will be equal tc
that OF the most favored cities In the
country. "A constant supply OF clear
water from the James is delightful
prospect.
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MIR. yAyDERL1p's VIEW.

In his address before the Virginia
Bankers Association Mr.. Frank A.
yanderlip, vice-president Of the Ma
tional City Bank of New York. took
rather a hopeful view OF the business
outlook Several years ago. Mr.. Van
derlip said in public speech that r.
nancial conditions We're unsound and
curities. His prediction was SO soon
fulG]!eG that since then he has been
regarded more or less as prophet In
finance, and his speeches always re-
ceive respectful attention. His speech
yesterday was in the main cncoura ging.
although he concurred in the general
belief that I'VE have ahead Of us a
period OF smaller industrial totals"
''Such view" said he, SIS almos; uni
yersal among we'll Informed business
men. There is no longer the DISPOSE.
tlon courageously to enter upon new
enterprises. Railways are curtailini
expenditures. Bankers are inclined t,
exercise caution in extending accommo
0allOI. hOSt anu IilcT
chants are planning their fall cam
paigns with much conservatism"
But we have been going at pac,
20 swift that judic!ous applicatio.
OF the brakes would be desirable II
can be done in such way as to sloy
down without coming to an aprup
stop.
Mr.. Vanderlip thinks that this ca
and will be done. There IS no inner
ent reason" he continued, "in tho cor
c.tlons Of agriculture, trade. indust,
and finance in the United States thu
would make necessary period of flu
ther disturbance and depression. The
arc a thousand influences that shou
lead toward continued prosperity a,
renewed accomplishments througho
the fields of industry and commerce
But tho extent OF the recession
business depends. he thinks, on I
public mind and temper, IF the
tricate problem OF railway REGULATE
Is worked out in a spirit OF fairne
and Intelligence" said he. "then |
lieve we Will resume the road iowa
further prosperity. The moment Il
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22
WHAT Is. 4 DEs1ocnAr,

Elsewhere we reproduce from the
New York World an article from Mr..
William j. Bryan, In which he under
takes to answer the Worlds question.
What is Democratic"
Mr.. Bryans definition of party
Democrat need not be considered for
1t involves no principle. y party
Democrat is one who always votes ut
his party's CALL and never thinks of
thinking for himself at all" With
such I'D emocrat" the organization is
everything. and It's platform merely the
means to an end--like the platform OF
railway car
Dis,nissing that phase Of the ques-
ton, he tells us that q Democrat Is one
who believes in the rule Of the peo-
pie and who desires to make the gov
| ernment the instrument in the hands
In that view many men, IL not most
men. In the Republican party and the
Populist party are Democrats. In fact.
that Is the cardinal doctrine of the
Populist party. In the Populist plat
form Of 1892 it was declared that 'w g
seek to restore the government Of the
republic to the hands OF the plain peo-
4 ple' Mr.. Bryan no doubt got this ia
vorite expression OF his from the Popu-
list platform. Even the Republicans
declared that "the ultimate reliance OF
free popular government is the intel
} ligence Of the people and the mainte-
nance Of freedom among Nil men,"
There is nothing distinctive in Mr..
Bryan's first definition of a Democrat
: The rule of the people is the ,Ameri-
: can doctrine.
, 3lr. Bryan also says that a Demo
crat is not an aristocrat, which is q
| mere negation, and he intimates that
the time will come when Democrat
will be one who believes in the initia.
n tive and referendum. That, too, Is
I doctrine of Populisn1. and on Mr., Bry
q ans own admission Is not yet Demo
: cratic Fundamental. Finally, he say!
that Democrat Is one who believes IL
local self government and that the in
: dividual should be left to choose hi
q own course. except where his actor
: would injurlously affect Others Tha
e is undoubtedly good Democratic doc
e trne and is fundamental. It is also dis
IS tinctive. 1t is opposed to the Rcpubli
!. can idea Of Capitalization and to tn
" Populistlc idea of government owner
: ship. We do not see. however, no,
u Mr. Bryan can square some OF his ow
preachments with that great under
, lying principle Of Democracy. Nor q
: we see how Democrat built on tlle
y principle can consort with Popultst
g Curious1y enough, however Mr.. Brya
says nothing In his letter to IT,
J. World about government OWNERSHIP
Z and curlously again, he says nothin
30 about tariff for revenue only. Does +
&c not regard that as q Democratic fu,
damestal?
After reading lfr. Bryans letter, "
join the World in a repetition Of i
" inquiry, what is a Democrat?" Sur
q ~ Mr.. Bryan has not satisfactorily a,
swered the question.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22
Rhymes for To-Day.
A p.AI,TY-COLORED SONG.
-HE G. o. P.'s Big Elephant

Has many hot pursucrs,
Has many who 'orato and rant
And plead like worried wooers.
"A ,houRand hopo to win the mount
And ride away ecstatic-
But who would dare to hope to share
The Donkey Democratic?
She's Bryan's, Bill Bryan's,
The populistic lions!
He mounts her Mt his pleasure and he
gallops where he will!
She's Bryan's. Bill Bryan's.
Nebraska's favored scions!
Hey! clear the track for Bryan there.
Bill Bryan Bryan Bill!
The G. o. P.s Big Elephant!
How Taft would like to ride her!
How Fairbanks, cold and elegant.
How Hughes the bold has eyed her!
Joe Cannon, Knox and Foraker
All claim her most emphatic
But one lone can claim to own
| The Donkey Democratic!
It's Bryan, Bill Bryan! etc.
The G. O. P.'s Big Elephant
Is loaded down with riders
The Democratic Donkey can't
And won't endure outsiders.
The Elephant, so multi -bossed,
Keeps deft and acrobat tic
i How different be the luck of She
The Donkey Democratic! rs
/ She's Bryan's, Billbryan's.
i ; The populace's lion's!se p6a
1 He kicks all others endwise and n
i gallops whore he will!
She's Bryan's, Billbryan's,
I8I Nebraska's favored scion's!
Hey! Hand leg for Bryan there
Billbryan, Bryanbill!
. H. S. IL
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a different TI.ing.

ibid understand you to say that
oil rum selling has been stopped IN
your town.
mot at all. I merely said It was
strictly prohibited" -cathollo Standard
and Times. M
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22
SOCIAL and
PERSONAL
YESTERDAY 1
TODAY,
Zctn Thu Alphn Day.

Allarge number OF young ladies from
Richmond will go to the Jamcstow
Exposition on Wednesday to attend the
celebration OF zeta Tau Alpha Day.
An open session Of tho sorority w<ll
be held in the new Lynnhaven Hotel.
Norfolk. during the morning. followed
by an elegant luncheon. The after
noon Will be taken UP with visit to
tho exposition, the trip being made in
q special boat.
The Richmond contingeA will In
clude Mrs. Milledgc L. Bonham. .Ir..
Miss Mary Urner, Miss Ann Urner. Miss
Shirley Manor, Miss Alice Welsh Miss
Virginia Blnford, Miss Helen Baker
Miss Isabel Walker, Miss Julia Esirnes,
Miss Bertha Knapp, Miss Matte Brown.
Miss Caroline Holiday, and Miss Mary
Halves Tyler.
| Others present VIII be Miss Mary
Patrick and Miss Elizabeth Hogue. OF
| Beta Chapter. Judson College, Ala:
Miss May Hopkins, OF Kappa Chapter
University Of Tcxast Miss Anna Rose
COIN. Miss Leslie Jeffreys. Misse.
George and Ada Miller and Miss Susie
Warner. Of Norfolk: Miss Claudia
Perkins, OF Newport News; Mrs. Laura
Lee Carter Hundley. OF Norfolk, ant
/ many others.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22

Children toething often suffer from
Cholera Infantum. Diarrhoen, or some
form OF Bowel Complaint. OH. sllIli
ARNOLD'S BALSAM is the best REM
cdy. Warranted by Jno. ~ Bausr-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22

Having now become n religious con-
vert. II. Orchard Is doubtless fully
aware OF The fact that dishonest con-
fesslon is good for nothing at all, In
this world or the next.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22

AS live substitute for the New
YORK Worlds unanswered query
what Is Dcmocrat?" we now sug-
gest. Why does John Temple Graves
go to Oyster I3ay2"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22

The New Orleans States declares
that there are twenty-four kinds OF
|alcohol," bnt falls to add, in the words
OF Mr.. K!pl!ng, that every single one
Of them Is right"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-22

A South Carolina man was recently.
killed in A fight by one Loslie Polite.
The less wp sec OF Leslic's brand OF
Poh'entss tho better we shall be
pleased