The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-06-22

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doctor still attends him."-Clev.,Is
plain Dealer. aad
"Would you get married If Won w..
met" Il don't believe l could ~"
we're you."-Houston Post. -
Wise Now, he's got what -,
horse sense" Ascum-How. ia, au
stance? Wise-He never gets on ~.
Philadelphia Press.
Hell always have my evening a,
ners served Ia carte. She-From -.
Of those night lunch wagons, sunno..
Chicago Daily News.
mabel accepts more rings from M,
than any girl I know" Il don't unds,
stand" "She's a telephone operato,,
Milwaukee Sentinel.
do you see anysAgreat future fl,
Panama." Certainly. Look At ~.
great excursion resort 1t has alresd,
become. "-Washington Star.
Whyte So you went to that sDec,,,
list for your rheumatism. Did be DIV.
you relief Browne-He relieved m.
Of ten dollars.-Somerville Journal
Il admires a man." said Uncle Ebe,
dat keeps hopin' fob de best But
doesn't like to see him sit down n call
it a days Observation-Disclosures Star.
do you consider a chauffeur worth
two hundred dollars a month"; well
the last one had ran away with m,
wife. and you knew my wife, old man.
Life.
A woman In northern Missouri hm
sued an editor because, in writing tn.
obituary Of her husband, he stated n,
has gone to q happier home"-Kansa,
City Post.
Patience Don't you admire be,
hair? Patrice-Indeed, l do! al
ways admired it. In fact, came nea,
buying it before she did.-Yonken
Statesman.
st. Peter-What makes you 50 busyl
Recording Angel-Taking the names Of
New Workers who are still insisting
that they have no taxable property
HarDer's Bazaar.
Hyker-You don't seem to be worry.
ing any about your failure in business
Pyker-Oh, no; that's one of the things
l have turned over to my creditors
Chicago Daily News.
Myer-There goes the widow Naga
They say she drove her husband to an
untimely grave. Gyer-Well, that isn't
80 bad. She might have made him
walk Chicago Daily News
Mr.. 'Iggs-Is your program full up
Miss 'Awkins? Miss 'Awkins (under
slight misapprehension)-Not much 1t
amt. I've lad nothin' to eat since PW
been ERE. What times supper2-Pick'
Me-Up.
He-Oh. please, Mile Jeanne, DO not
call me Mr.. Durand. She (coyly)-OA
but our acquaintance is 80 short why
should l not call you that? WELL
chiefly because my name is Dupont
Nos Loisirs.
Benedick-That luminous paint Is
splendid invention Singleton-Wna
do you use it for? Benedick-We paint
the baby's face 80 we can give him
drink in the night without lighting the
gas-Chicago Chronicle.
He latter the refusal)-Had | been
rich, perhaps your answer would nave
been quite different. she-PerhapS
He-But poverty is no crime She
oh, yes, it is-and the punishment
hard labor.-Illustrated Bits.
my daughter is positively delighted
with her new piano." said Mrs Mex
dore; "she's quite familiar, you know,
with all the classic composers
"Familiar?" exclaimed Mrs. Pepper!'
why she's positively flippant."
adelphia Press.
The Gentleman Farmer (anxlouslO
What In the world, Uncle lottery
do you suppose is the matter win m'
hens? Why, this morning l founa u,
of them lying on their backs, colo an'
stiff, with their feet sticking up Id 'n'
air. The Ancient Man (after SUN
able season Of cogitation)-Yer mems
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