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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
TONIC FOR MOTHERS
Or. Williams Pink Pills Are Safe and
ReIiabIe-A Favorits Household
Remedy

hellaple-R favorltS Touocnoio
Remedy.
Motherhood may be the Growing
blessing of a woman s life or it may
bring grief and sorrow. Mrs NJ ].
Wight, Of 10 Seventh Street. Auburn.
Maine. relates her experience after the.
birth Of her daughter in 1901. as foy
lows: II was all run down at the
time the baby came and did not I'm
prove in health rapidly after. was
pale, thin and bloodless. My stomach
distressed me being full of gas all the
time and my heart fiuttered so that I
could scarcely breathe.
Finally l remembered that a friend
had recommended Dr. Williams Pink
Pills to me so / commenced using
them. I gained in strength rapidly
while the baby throve also. When
expected my next child ! started TAX
ing the pills again as tonic and
strengthened and had no such diff
Guilty as before. got up better and
my strength came back much sooner.
"A year ago last winter / nad an at
tack of rheumatism in the hands which
went from one hand to the other. The
joints swelled up and were so sti6
could not move them. The pain ex-
tended up through my arms and
shoulders. I felt sick enough to go to
bed but did not do SO. This attack
lasted for several months. I tried sew
eral remedies but finally came back
to using the pills which had done me
so much good before and found that
they benefited me almost at once L
have not been troubled since"
All druggists sell DR.. Williams Pink
Pills, or they will be sent by mail
postpaid, on receipt of price. so cents
per box. six boxes for $3.50. By TIE
Dr. Williams Medicine Company.
Schenectady, N. Y. Send for book Of
cures.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

A young man by the name Of Wentz,
whose father lived near the "Peach
Orchard" in Gettysburg, where the bat
tie ragged the most furiously the Sec
ond day on Sickles' left flank. went
South before the war, and when it
broke out he donned the gray. Through
the irony OF fate the young man stood
during the battle Of Gettysburg with
his battery in his fathers yard. SINH
lar was the case Of Culp, a nephew Of
the owner of Cups hill. He went
South before the war. Joined the Con-
federates and came North to die on
Culp's hill. just outside the village of
Gettysburg, where he was born.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

! ll3,Z<.EDIIoRlAIS',zs|
Opinions of Great Papers important Subjects. {

prehensve view of what in Congress except
the pages OF the Record.
In this is national misfortune. 1t is the
why few persons really we'll informed in
matters of current political history. In government
where each has voice, to be ignorant of the great
questions which must vote is to put material
into the house of our political liberties II popular
edition. of the Record will spread knowledge of
what said and done in Congress stimulate interest
in it, let it come by all means.-Youths Companion.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
what Wa. Promised.

The Republican party promised in
1896 to restore the reciprocity policy
Philadelphia Record.
But the promise was not Of reciproci-
ty in competing products. 1t was dis
tinctly specified that articles received
from other countries under reciprocity
arrangements should De articles
which we do not ourselves produce. :"
The Republican party has never prom
ised reciprocity on any other basis. II
never will, never can promise reclproci-
ty in competing products until it shall
first decide to abandon the policy of
protection.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
.-rhe bows of the Eighty-fifth renem-

Der the story from the several versions
that came to US in the next few days,
and they will probably remember that
on April % the entire command was
called out at 3 o'clock in the morn
ing and stood In line of battle until
after daylight, while Colonel Watkins
descended upon a rebel camp In the
Tank hills, within a mile of Van
Dorn's main force. and captured 12S
prisoners, 200 horses and mules. and
the complete outfit Of the Texas le-
gion. Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

it 100000 ahead of its little rival
After that however. for mysterious reason the
cigarette overtake the cigar which had
going ahead all the time, and the two again
about level But for the last two the
OF cigarettes has been vastly than
In the use Of cigars and the indications are that the lat
ter will left far behind
The statistics make account of those who roll their
own cigarettes If these added the cigar would
seen already been conquered by CYL
inder.-Chicago Journal.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

edition should contain only the debates in the House
the Senate.
At first thought, and to many persons, the idea of
popular edition" Of such serious publication the
Cong Record is amusing would be popu-
lar edition OF Locke the Human Understanding"
Constitution of Man. nevertheless it is worth
considering. Although there great newspapers
In the United States and although they maintain news
bureaus at Washington is still that the only
pete and orderly report of the dongs Congress be
found anywhere is in the Congressional Record. In
England the minor provincial newspapers print
long reports of the dongs in Parliament in the order In
things occurred. In this country hardly
paper does itIot the metropolitan Journals Here
the custom is TO single out the Washington news that
which picturesque sensational and feature" it.
The result is that hardly get orderly and
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

Those who are not acquainted with
the appointments of a Korean bedroom
will be surprised to learn that the
other day in the town of Anak one gam
bier who was down on his luck threw
"a pillow at the head of the winner and
fractured his skull.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

enlargement They common also in the solitude Of
country places. But the loneliness Is the city,
among those who into the back eddes and there
submerged though to the main streams Of the city
busy and impersonal life
The antsucde bureaus recently established in various
cities by the Salvation Army help the need of
the discouraged for comfort and sympathetic guidance
General William Booth arriving in New York the
other day said that the first f,e weeks after such
bureau opened in London not less than 500
who contemplating selfdestrucon applied for help
In their desperate loneliness The Chicago bureaus first
week of existence by a number of applica-
by respondent persons who thought life heavy
burden.
Discouragement through being frendless in the midst
of throngs OF strangers the most source of
trouble "A pleasant word Is better than anything else
prevent self-destructon" Brigadier Mcmillan
In describing the methods adopted in dealing with those
who lost hope But why should the devoted work
of the salvation be left to speak this pleasant
word? They sufficiently blessed by the performance
Of other good deeds Everybody should take hold and
apply this sovereign cure for dependency, lending
hand discouraged in other also whenever the
opportunity arises-Chicago News.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

One Of the closing acts of Congress
was the passage OF a bin granting Mrs.
Jackson, widow Of Stonewall Jackson,
the famous Confederate battle hero, a
pension OF $50 month She will draw
that amount from the government as
the widow Of Mexican war officer.
Senator Overman Of North Carolina
introduced the bill, 1t passed the SEN
ate and was hung up in the house ccm-
mittee.
The President was unofficially in
formed that Congress might adjourn
without action on the bill. He sent
Representative Longworth, his son-in-
law, to see Representative Loudensla-
ger OF New Jersey, chairman Of the
house committee. Prompt action fol-
lowed.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

IF it wasn't for women" remarked
the mere man. I'VE would have nothing
10 laugh ut"
IL it wasn't Tor women" rejoiaed
the young widow. "nen would be 50
miserable they wouldn't feel Ike hugh
Ing
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

Twenty years observation of phthi-
sis over a district III Dartnoor and
North Devon, England, has convinced
investigators that populations exposed
to strong prevalent rainy winds have
a higher death rate from consumption
than populations sheltered from them.
The contrasts in the phthisis death
rate In the sheltered and exposed par
ishes are very marked.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
Dire.

..The fate Of Pompeii was the most
dreadful that ever befell a city
.Ah. no doubt"
Consider. It was like having 4 sub
way in process of construction in every
street Puck.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

coach. which left you more weary ant
worn at the end OF one hundred mile
than the palace coach does to-day a
the end of one thousand miles, was /,
superior vehicle of travel to thoss
used on the modern railroad.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

II fear" said the friend Of the FAINT:
~, that your welded happiness Will
be of short duration"
We'll" rejoined the fair maid who
had just been annexed by an aged null
timillionaire. Il hope your fear is not
without foundation"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

aWIllard. you NAV define nuisance. y

sNew cents is like other coppers-
teacher, only they is brighter.
"Mary Ellen, let me hear you define
nuisance"
''New scents Is fancy kinds o. per-
f1me what amt like Floridey water or
Jockey Club"
''Now, Charron. let me see if you s.:n
define nuisance"
"New sense, teacher. is where YOU
learn a lot moren you knowed before :
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

Mrs. Kawler-Don't you get Lonesome
when your husband has to go away O
enc of his long tripsf
Mrs. Crossway-Y-yes. but II always
seems as If he were here. I can smell his
cigars all over the house.-Chicago Trib-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

tehps of the Dreadnaught class but added that IL salts
factory agreements for Elimination of could
be reached with the other great naval powers at The
Hague the Government would omit of the three and
content itself with two ships. The Incl
dent establishes the good faith Of Great Britain asking
that the question of limitation of ornaments shall
considered at The Hague and it will probably encourage
other nations to align themselves with the United King
understood that Italy and Spain whose rela
lions with England close and sympathetic joined
with her in the request, and would be glad
practical disarmament scheme not only discussed but
also actually adopted. France and Russia are quite
willing the subject introduced debated but
faith that any conclusion will be reached IT,
indeed they desire it be reached this time As
for Germany and Austria Hungary they said to be-
as they have been from the first resoutely opposed not
only to any actual of disarmament but
any discussion of the subject at The Hague In the
purely academic way.-New York Tribune.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

EcIIDStU-
The fashionable girl wept-
~. a. %.

The fashionable girl wept-
"Confidew said mamma.
"Boo-boo" sobbed the girl 81 am
always receiving disappointments. You
know | had made. arrangements to
startie society by clipping with our
chauffeur
YES. my dearT'
"Well. | have found out that Ethel
Glider is passing the tip that she Is GO
ing to elope with the pilot of an air
ship"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
EnviabIe RaiIro.,d RECORD.

At the final meeting of the Waterloo
and City Railway Company (tube)
London, which has been taken over b.,
the London and Southwestern, the
chairman mentioned that since the rail.
way was completed, in 1898, it had car
ried II 100000 passengers without an
accident.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

The longest lightning conductor in
the world is on the Lugspite weather
station, in Bavaria. 1t runs down tae
mountain side for three ami half
miles to a lake.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

Cholly-How do you think look with
my automobile goggles,
Miss Capsicum-I suppose you look
through .aem, just If they were ordi-
nary glasses. Don't your
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

A Natural Remedy-Garfeld Tea! Il
Is made of simple Herbs. Take it for
constipation, Indigestion. sick-headache !:
it regulates the liver, purifes the blood,
brings Good Health
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

II suppose he said, ''that you will
wear sackcloth during Lent
'sOh, yes she replied, but I'm going
to have 1t tailor-made.'
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

Motor ears are saif to be laying
very detrimental effect on the temper
ament of high-spirited and well-bred
horses.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD"

R. STILLINGS, the public printer of the
United States, makes the interesting sugges-
ton that a popular edition OF the Congress
sional Record be issued for the benefit Of
persons who cannot or do not see the Record
as 1t Is now. In his report on the probable
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
INCREASE IN CIGARETTE SMOKING

EN- years ago the number Of cigars and
cigarettes manufactured and sold in the
United States was about the same-a little
more than 4.0)0,0O0,OO0 Of each. For three
years after that the record for the cigarette
was slowly decreasing one, while that of
the cigar went steadily forward and In 1901
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

In France a cheese seller is rs IA
miliar sight on city streets as ba-
mana man is in Chicago
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
DISARMAMENT.

ECIDEDLY the most practical step thus far
taken by any nation toward a reduction or
limitation of ornaments is that which has
just been taken by the British Government.
In the years naval estimates the First
Lord of the Admiralty asked for an appro-
q thru, hot
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04

A moderate wind blows seven miles
per hour.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-04
FOR THE DISCOURAGED.

JRING the year 1906 there were 400 suicides
in Chicago. The number Of those who made
unsuccessful attempts to take their own
lives was 253 These figures, taken from d
report that Is being prepared by the city
bureau of statistics, show how common In
great city are pitiful tragedies due to dis
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02
EATON.

Eaton. o., February I. tSpl)-Wal
ter Smith OF Middletown. o.. is visit
ing his brother. John Smith
Miss AIillee Parker of Wheeling. w
Va. is visiting her brother. John Par
ker.
Mrs. George Opple of Dayton O.. is
visiting her mother. Mrs. Will McDon.
aid
Marks Nation was business visit
or yesterday at Dayton
Homer Taylor and wife are visit
ing their uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs.
Bert zimmerman of Richmond. Ind.
Miss Edna Shumate of Campbells-
town, o., was visiting friends here
Thursday
Miss Weltha Piatt and Andrew Wv
song were married at the home of the
bride on South Beach street. They will
make their home at Nobleman. o.
Paul Marker. one of the Eaton high
school students left home unexpected
ly Thursday morning.
Miss Nora Mcdonald left for her
home in Indianapolis after few days
visit with her uncle, Calvin Loualen
A bouncing baby girl was born to
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Young Thursday.
Harry Silyers went to Greenville
yesterday.
George Roberts of Camden. o., was
here Thursday.
Geo. K. Webster was here from Ham
ilton, o.. yesterday
W. A. Sultan, of Dayton. was an Ea-
ton visitor yesterday.
c. w. Edison and G. G. Oldfather
are in Hamilton. O.. on business.
j. c. Test and wife of College Cor
ner are here.
r. c. knopp of Dayton. o.. was here
on business.
K. Z. Huston. of Cincinnati, was
here visiting friends.
G. Ramtick was here from Cincin-
natl. o.
Levi Brown and wife of Camden,
O.. was an Eaton visitor yesterday
Ben Bartel of Richmond Ind. was
here on business
Geo. Hawekotte of Cincinnati, O.,
was an Eaton visitor Thursday.
r. c. Schultz. of Cincinnati, O.,
was here on business yesterday.
Miss Goldia Aldred and mother. OF
West Manchester, O., are visiting
friends here.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02
Saw webster mt Hi. Best.

An old man l knew when l was a
boy" said Major Mcdowell. clerk Of
the house. "came to Washington when
Webster was alive to see and hear that
great orator and statesman.
After he arrived here he could hard
" wait for the senate to open it's ses-
sion. He had a seat in the old senate
chamber. which is now the supreme
court. and he Toasted his eyes on the
Jove-like dome of Daniel and watched
eagerly for him to get into action
FINALLY Webster stood up. My friend
leaned forward to drink IN every word.
Mr. President Webster said. L arise
to present to this august body petit
ton from the merchant princes of Bos-
ton, whose clipper ships. proud argosies
of fortune sail undaunted to every port
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02
RICHMOND MARKETS

A glimpse at the vegetable and gar
den market at this season, gives rise
to the opinion that spring must soon
be here. Yesterday for the first tI.ne
this year strawberries made their ap-
pearance upon the market. All are
shipped from Miami Florida and are
known as the Lady Tbompsons," and
considering the time of year and the
long shipment are of exceedingly fine
variety. The price is only a second
airy consideration they retailing at so
cents per quart. The sale is brisk.
Eggs and country butter are coming
onto the market in slow manner.
Country butter Notwithstanding this
took a slump of three cents yester-
day. Creamery butter is holding its
own. Cucumbers took raise of %
cents on the dozen going up from
$1.25 to $50.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02
MARKET SUM MARY.

CHICAGO-Cattle: Cornn1vn 70 prime
steers, 81 0o@7 90; cows, 81 1903 so;
heifers, 81 6oQ5 %; bulls, So ooQ4 So;
stockers and feeders, 81 1904 80. Sheep
and Lambs-Sheep, 50 oO@5 -: lambs.
SIS 1907 s.; yearlings. "a 60@S so Calves
So 1908 90. Hogs = Choice shipping
hogs. IS 971kQ 90; light butchers,
IS s21s as 971a: light mixed, IS 9o@6 s711 :
choice light, Sc 92@6 e7H; packing. IS 90
as IS: pigs, Sc 40@6 80.
EAST BUFFALO Cattle: Shipping
steers, "a 1906 Is; export cattle. IS 500
10; butcher cattle, 81 1905 25: fat cows,
81 50@4 so; bulls, 81 7594 so: heifers,
SO 25G5 90; mixers and springers, $25 90
G50 90. Sheep and Lambs-Yearlings
Sc 0o@S 40; wethers, IS 50@5 rs; mixed.
lambs. Sc 50@7 so. Calves-Best. 50 o00
IS. Hogs Workers.. mediums and
heavy. 81 1907 20; pigs, 81 1907 80.
PITTSBURG-Cattle: Choice, IS 500
10: prime. IS 5o@5 IS; tidy butchers.
"a 75d5 %; heifers, So ood3 rs; fat cows
and bulls, 81 50Q4 25; fresh cows, s25 90
$50 90. Sheep and Lambs-Prime weth-
ers, IS 50@5 IS; good mixed. IS zoos 40;
lambs IS 00@7 rs. Calves-$6 00@9 .5
Hogs-Heavy hogs, 81 0507 10; mediums.
Workers. and pigs. 81 Is.
CLEvELAND-Cattle Prime dry-fed,
IS 50@5 rs; choice fat steers, 81 $50
%; heifers. So $500 IS; fat cows,$3 SIS
"a Is; bulls. So so@4 25: mixers and
Epr1nSerS, Sl0 UUnoU w. Sheep and
Lambs-Choice lambs. 81 1907 go: wetn-
ers, 81 1906 so; ewes. 81 50@5 90; mixed.
81 1906 % Calves-$S so down. Hogs
Workers., 81 55@7 70: mediums, 81 O5;
heavies, 81 o5 pigs, 81 Is. roughs, Sc Is
as So: stays. So 00@5 %
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: No. red, 771a
67sHs Corn-No. 2. 46k @47c Oats-No.
2, 396391ac. Rye-No. "a, 7o@71c. Lard
50 O0@9 10. Bulk meats-$9 90. Bacon
$40 25 Hogs = IS 6066 90. Cattle
81 00@5 IS. Sheep-s2 5OQ5 25. Lambs
"a 5O@7 SIS.
6OSTON-Wool: Ohio and Pennsylva-
MIA Xxx and above, 340341kc; X, 32Q33c;
No. 1, 40G41c; No. 2, $4,000; fine I'M
26@27c; delaine washed arc
3Sc: delaine unwashed, SOC; Kentucky
Rnd Indiana combing 3sblood, 34035
TOIEDC-Wheat, 7Sc; corn, 45c; oats,
RaLc: rye. CSC: cloYerseed. S. As.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02
BLOOMINGSPORT.

Bloomingsport, Ind, Feb. 1. (Spl)-
William Sharp, who is seriously i'll,
is reported as being no better today.
Oliver Miller a well known resident
of this vicinity, is seriously ill
Drs. Blair, Hinshaw and Coffin held
consultation yesterday. They gave
the family no hope of his recovery.
Prof. S. A. Hinshaw had to attend
the trial today, of Powell, the man
who shot Pearl Hudson at Lynn, last
summer. Consequently there was no
school in his room today.
Van Frame, one of our hustling
merchants, made business trip to
Richmond, this week
Quite number from here attended
the funeral of Mrs. Ethel Thornburg,
at Carlos, Sunday. Rev. Henry Pick
EFT had charge of the services.
Mr.. and Mrs Vincent Newman of
near Williamsburg, were calling on
Wash Whitehead's Tuesday.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02
TRUSTEES REPORT.

Trustees report of Dalton township:
Balance on hand January 3, 1906:
Township fund, s13265; State tuition
fund, $23 20; local tuition fund, SILL
IT; special school fund, s46.S1; road
fund, s2373; dog fund, $4,000. Total
$5S6.36.
Receipts 1906:
Township fund, $724.56; state tut
ton fund, S36756; local tuition fund.
s700.23: special school, s531.9s; road
fund. s394.O5; dog fund, $1,000. Total
$2.6SS. 80.
Disbursements, 1906:
Township fund, sS49.40: state tut
ton fund, $37015: local tuition fund,
s67S25; special school fund, $51226;
road fund, s3S7.s9; dog fund, s3i.00.
Total, s2,S31.95.
Balance on hand.
Township fund. $7s1; state tuition.
$2061: local tuition fund, $233.15;
special school fund. overdrawn, $33.-
AZ: road fund, s29.s9; dog fund, s1s5.
Total, 1929.
ALBERT NJ. CLEANLINESS, Trustee.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02
Letter List.
Ladies' List.

Mrs. Fannie Robinson Beard, Mrs
Orlie Coleman, Stella Colvin. Maud
Cordell, Minnie Derby, Miss Forrel
Hunt, Jennie Karney, Mrs. Jas. Ryan
Mrs. lone Smith, Myrtle Taylor, Rose
Thomas, Mrs. Claud Work, Mrs. Ora
Wright, Amanda Whitacre.
Gentlemen List.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emmett BLY,. Jesse
Bond, Charley Birmingham, DR.. A. Ii.
Collins, James Connolly, Jackson
Clark, J. Dill, c. o. Davidson Lewis
Doty, j. E. Ellsworth, Ed Eikenhorn.
John A Gray, Edward Jaynes. Ray
Kendall. N. G. Mcguire, Floyd McIn-
tosh, Thos McWhinney, Richmond
Malable Iron Co., j. w. Masters & Co.
2. Mark Norris, VIM. Perkins, Spoilers
Co. Box 3S4, John Spahr, Valley Mag
azine Pub. 2, DIR. Vincent, Il. b.
Weeks.
Drops.
Mrs. Mary Besselman, Mrs. Jane r.
Ballenger, David Bradshaw, Mrs. Fan
ME Henderson, Mrs. s. w. Dins-
more, VIM. Drew, A. w. Kelley, Mrs.
Nellie Lane. Geo. McClare.
Package.
Mrs. lone Smith, Ruth-From Uncle
Harlan.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-02

Representative Tawney relates the
newest one on James ]. Hill.
"Hfll had occasion to administer a
terrific tongue flashing to one OF his
office force recently" says Mr.. Taw-
ney. 1.-THE man was a bright young
Scandinavian, and as he emerged from
the railroad kings office his face was
ablaze with merriment instead of be-
Ing clouded with woe
What are you smiling aboutT in
quired friend who knew the man had
been called into Hills office for ter
rible tongue flashing. Didn't the boss
cuss you out in good fashion? Didn't
hear him say as you came through
the door, "Now get out OF my Office
and go to work, you blankety blank
Swede ?"'
"'Yas, that what he say to me. but
that what makes me laugh, for / ban
a Norwegian all the time washing.
ton Herald.