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Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
A Hustler.

Harix-Heow be yore son gittin' er-
long sence he went up tew tn city?
Oatcake-Purty good, 1 reckon. He
writ us he wuz carryin' everything
before him.
Harix-Is he in bizness fer hisself?
Oatcake-No, he's actin ez waiter
in eatin' Chicago Daily
News
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
At CoIIeoe.

Il told the governor 1 had engaged
tutor to get me on ahead, and the old
man was so pleased, that he sent me
an extra check for the tutors ex-
pense'
'T didn't know you were having
private coaching"
81 haven't He isn't that kind of
tutor. He is a chauffeur. r.''-Baltimore
American.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Where Women Vote.

"And did you vote to-day?" asked
the president of the Woman's club.
mo, I'm sorry to say 1 did not"
"But you promised to-"
ct know it; but on the way to the
polls got in discussion with a man
about woman's right to vote, and I
talked so long that when I got to the
polls they were closed!"-Yonkers
Statesman.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12

My history of the affair at Glenarm
has overrun the bounds had set for
it, and these, submit, are not days
for the desk and pen. Marian is
turning over the sheets of manuscript
that lie at my left elbow and demand
ing that quit work for walk abroc.l.
My grandfather is pacing the terraos
outside, planning, no doubt, those
changes in the grounds that are his
constant delight
OF some of the persons concerned in
this winters tale let me say a word
more. The prisoner whom Larry left
behind we discharged after several
days with all the honors of war, and
q may add without breach of conf
dence) a comfortable indemnity. Lar
ry has made a reputation by his book
on RUSSIA searching study into the
conditions of the Cars empire, and,
having squeezed that lemon, he is now
in Tibet. His father has secured from
the British government a promise of
immunity for Larry, so long as that
amiable adventurer keeps away from
Ireland. My friends latest letters to
me contain, 1 note, no reference to
The Sod.
Bates is in California conducting
fruit ranch, and when he visited Us
last Christmas he bore all the marks
of a gentleman whom the world uses
well. Stoddard's life has known many
remarkable changes in the three years
that have passed, but they must wait
for another day, and, perhaps, another
historian. Suffice it to say that it
was he who married us-Marian and
me-in the little chapel by the wall,
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
One Man's Wisdon,.

SUPPLEMENTARY excuse did
Oldbach offer for declining to buy a
lot in the new cemetery?
Soliciaor-He said he might be lost
at sea, hen he'd have no use for it
Chicago Daily News.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Warming Against ciaarettes.

In order to deter boys from smoking
cigarettes, it was suggested at a meet
ing of the education committee of
the London county council that the
diagrams of cigarette smokers hard
writing which appear in the medical
officers report should be enlarged and
displayed in schools
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
He Liked 1t.

You seem to find that book very
interesting said Mrs. Henpeck.
YES" replied Henry, "it's delight
full. I've glanced at the ending. and
the hero, and heroine don't get mar
ried after all" Chicago Record-Her-
aid.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
A Bas!

would you marry a woman who
was older than you?"
Not if 1 knew it,
IF you knew it? Are you one of
the people who think a woman is only
as old as she says she is?"-Chicago
RecOrd-Herald.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
In CHICAGO.

Mrs Dearborn think we ought to
do all we can to help our ministers.
Mrs. Wabash-We1l, I've done my
share, I'm sure. I've put six of em
in the way of making wedding feesi-
Yonkers Statesman
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Eoroot Himself.

Church-That man is an end-seat
hog, all right
Gotham-How do you know?
Because he tried to get the end
seat away from mel Yonkers States
man
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Always Disappointed.

Some time the mercury will rise,
Sometimes a downward course twill
pick;
But whatsoe'er. the course it tries
The weather 1ends are sure to kick.
Washington Star
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
She kneM.

Mr. Jolt-He says he can't see
through my jokes; 1 wonder why?
Mrs Jolt-Because they're your
jokes, / suppose.-Yonkers States
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12

A Habit.

So precious has time grown of late
Men cannot stop, we've heard,
To mildly say .-prevaricate''-
They want a shorter word
-Washington Star.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Chanoina. Yes.

She--Don't you think our summers
are cEanging?
He--Decidedly! Why, can remem-
Der the time when you would never
see = peek-a-boo waist the entire sum-
mer!-Yonkers Statesman
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Often the Case.

B.ggs-Dead men tell no tales
Dfggs-But their tombstones do
Chicago News.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
IL Would Seem So.

Gyer-Speaking of the seasons, sum-
mer is the pride of them all.
Myer-How do yau figure that out?
Gyer-It goeth before fall, you
kndw.-Chicago Daily News.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Whose Verses Are These2

She was a phantom of delight
When first she cleaned upon my sight
But when the paint came of her face
She was-well-rather commonplace.
Chicago Journal
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12

Proprietor-Doest that guest in room
% complain much lately?
Clerk-Yes; why, he kicks about
everything as much as if he wasn't
paying any board at a11--Chicago
News.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
Will nothing

The Smitten Swain-Will nothing
move you?
The Obdurate Maid-Really, Mr.
Smith, you talk as if 1 were motor
car.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12

But you challenged me-to follow
you! I want to know why you did
that!"
She drew away. struggling to free
herself
why was it, Marian?'
Because I wanted"
"Yes?''
81 wanted you to come, Squire Glen
armi"
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12
1t Sure Is.

Last night I fairly rolled in coin;
I'd millions, on the dead
Say. amt it fierce when you wake up.
And find you've bumped your head?
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12

How do you manage to learn all
the interesting scandals of the town,
Frau BummelI7s
20, since they have women cab
drivers that's easyL always get up
on the box with the driver.
Yende Rlaetter.
Western Kansas world., 1907-10-12

He-It costs me nearly $4,000
year to live.
She-What a waste of money!
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09
nADE FRo1 NATIVE ROOTS.
. SAFE AND RELIABLE.

That the roots OF many native plants.
growing Wild IN our American forests,
possess remarkable properties Tor the cure
OF human maladles is well proven. Even
the uututored Indian had learned the
curative value of some OF those and
taught the early settlers their uses. The
Indian never liked work SO he wanted his
HluaW 60 get we'll as soun as possible that
She might do the work aud let him hunt.
therefore ne dug papoose root for her,
loi ihat was ihelr great remedy for le-
male weaknesses. Dr. Pierce uses the
same root called Blue Cohosh- Ina his
tAvorlte Prescription, skillfully COM
hlucd with other agents that make 10
more elective than any other medicine in
curing aIt Tie various weaknesses and
pdIhlHI arrangements peculiar tO women.
Many afflicted women have been saved
from tho operating table and the sur
F'uu's knife hy The timely Use OF Doctor
l|Icrra's Eavorte Prescription. Tender
moss over The lower pelvic region. with
NIthItho. spells OF dizziness falutuess,
u.IIing down pains OF distress should not
-H UNDECIDED. 4 course OF "FaNOrlte Pre-
sgrutUu' will work marvellous benefit
Boo a| such cases, and generally elect a
permanent cure IL persisted BOO Tor a rea-
s0ua0Ie lcugth OF time. The 0Favorito
Prescription IS q harmless agent. being
" bu..} prepared from native medicinal
fHni~. Without a drop ri alcohol ln IT'S
make up, whereas olI other medicines.
pYt up Tor >aIo through druggists for
vumau's peculiar ailments. contain large
quantities ut ~SpirltuuuS liquors. which
afu worry harWf.i. especially to delicate
women "lavorite Prescription" con-
tlIus neither alcohol nor harmful haiti
iHfuIuE drugs. All its ingredients are
printed on each bottle wrapper ltfsa
powerful luNigoratug touIc. imparting
health and strength in particular 20 the
organs distinctly feminine. For weak
aud ..ckIY women. who are Tworu-out."
nr ur0lI.tltcd, especially for women who
Wgra iu store. office. 90 school room. who
SIC 90 the tyrcwr ritter ar sowing machiue,
OF bear heavy household burdens. and FOR
nursing mothers. nr. Pierce Favor.te
description wltl prove q priceless benefit
because 90 rs health restoring aud
strcugth-giying power.
For constipation The true. scientific
cure Is DR. tHerce- Pleasant peiieA
Mid harmless, yet saro.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09
NEN MEXICO CADETS
DEFEAT ~ PNSO TEAM

Especial dispatch 90 the Morning Journal.l
Roswell y NJ. May 9Th. III
Pa-u White SaN base ball club WAS
defeated fuisy b., thc team frnm Che
New MrNicH Military institute It
Amusement parks. Bob the FIRST of d Soc
r.e> of taur gamts The score was
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09

PuebIo. CoI0- MAY S.-B0bunn0n
was i'm good form today. and Pueblo
was shut M 10y Denver. The game
was errurlts-.
score. r.. IT. +.
Denver 600 121 OuO-4 no o
Pueblo -.... 0O0 GOO GOO q %
Observation-Disclosures and Melon
.ugu. Morgan and smith.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09

WANTED--A certain number Of
boarders pay your fIxed expenses; "
cry one above that number pays you
a profit; You can always keep the
number right by using Morning Jour
nal wants
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09

The Women's Circle o. the Baptist
church VIII hold their monthly tea
in the church narlors Thursday aft
crnoep at 3 o'clock. Strangers invited.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09
BELGIAN LAWMAKERS
EXCHANGE EPlTHETS

Brussels NAV S-rhc chamber 30
deputies tHatl Was again Tho ~ccno ui
violence urHu fhe resumption uf the
debate or tle W~uhdrawai of tht mines
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09

DO you have trouble getting the
kind OF goods you want. Try us. Il.
G. Pratt 81 CO., GroCers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09
Friendly Advice

But reall the only way to know
the value of that space is to try il.
There is every announcement TO
try since every Neutrality-suspicious.
a single cNception-Who has given
the Morning Journal line for line
viii tell you that it pays and pays
well.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09

Fire and ldhndIing wood for sale at
The Superior Planning Mil. #
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09

You might read reamS of
matter about the value of
Morning Journal advertising
space
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-05-09

AZ Albuquerque, i'm The Territory of New Mcxioo. nt the
Ciose OF Business, March %, 1907,
RESOURCES.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
EAST WORK IN PANAMA.

WASHINGTON, October 25.-Ehi-
cheney Of the labor and machinery en-
ployed on the Panama Canal is shown
by report in The Canal Record d.
w. Bolich, division canal engineer,
shows that under the French manage
ment the average excavation per la
borer was about 30 cubic yards a month
while under the present management
the average in the Cuebra cut is 116
cubic yards q month
The army engineers have made an
other record in eXcavating on the line
of the Panama Canal. For the first
time since United States control the
million and half limit was passed in
September, the grand total of all ex-
cayations being 1,517,412 cubic yards
OF which 1,4S1,3O7 was taken from the
canal prism.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
SUSPECTED MURDERERs

TACOMA, Nov 1O.-Covington and
Burlison, who are suspected of the
crime of numbering the wife of the
former and having packed her dead
body in a trunk, have been located on
board a schooner which sailed from
this port for Australia shortly after
the crime. Warrants have been issu-
ed for them and the Australian au-
thorities notified The men will be ar
rested as soon as the schooner reaches
port which will be some time early in
December
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11

was French, and forlct to mention IL
if his ancestor was Irish
A farmer living below town has a
patch of tomatoes that will not ma
ture for -four weeks, and unless frost
holds off that long he's going TO be
mighty mad at the government and
old Rockefeller
a woman feels AT nome IN her new
home before the carpenters have left
it, but six months after the man has
moved in he is still longing To- go
home. -AtchisOn Globe
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
HEART TROUBLEs.

Don't sleep with your troubles. II
you have palpitation, short breath,
pain in chest, side and shoulders. cholt-
ing sensations, fainting spells, difficult
ty in sleeping on left side, and you feel
anxious about it, don't sleep until you
have procured a bottle Of DR.. Miles
Heart Cure, and you can rest assured
YOU have a never-failing remedy for
your Affections. If first bottle fails to
benefit, money back.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
FILIPINOs ENCOURAGED

MANILA, Nov. 1O-Secretary Taft
departed for Vladivostok yesterday. his
sailing being the occasion for a great
demonstration. Schoolboys drew his
carriage through the luneta to the
dock, the way being lined with cheer
ing crowds. The Secretary will arrive
at .Vladivostok on the eighteenth
AguinaldO, in an address delivered
prior to the departure of Secretary
Taft, predicted that good results to
the Philippines will follow as result
of the Secretarys visit to the islands.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
sUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY.

Every day thousands of people eX-
claim: 81 cant stand it," But they
do.
There is usually one too many. The
poorest one must go. Are you the
poorest one?
Every little while this fact is forced
to a MANS attention; that a great deal
goes ON he never hears or until the
explosion comes.
A man who knows the standing Of
the base ball clubs in the National
league acts as superior as a woman
does who keeps up on art
The owner of a runaway horse is
as certain to saN the horse is gentle
as the owner of vicious dog is GER
tain to say the dog is harmless.
We fail to see why a man should
point with pride to an ancestor who
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
OFFICIALS SUSPENDED,

PORTLAND, Oregon, Nov. 10. Y.
Ross, president of the Title Guarantee
d Trust Company Savings Bank;
George H. Hill, vice-president, and T.
T. Burkhart, treasurer, were arrested
yesterday for receiving deposits after
it was known that the bank was insol-
vent. The bank suspended payment
on Wednesday last. The arrested Off
Gals have been released on five thou
sand dollar bonds.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
ST LOUIS WON

YOKOHAMA, Nov, 10-The fourth
game which has been played by the St.
Louis baseball team since its arrival,
took place yesterday against the Wa
soda University. The Honolulu boys
won for the third time in succession,
shutting out the University players by
a score of four to nothing.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
The PLANTERS
Continued from Page One)

Damon, f. NJ. Swanzy, E. d. Tenney,
e. f. Bisnop, and W. o. Smith.
"The Trustees organized and elect
ed the following officers: President, e.
f. Bishop Vice-President, f. A. Schae-
fer, Secretary and Treasurer, w. o.
Smith, Auditor, c. II. Robertson.
Committees and Committee Re-
ports.-This year an attempt was made
to appoint the usual committees, but
with the exception of the Committees
on Labor and Experiment Station,
which are active throughout the year,
a feeling developed among the man
ayers which appeared to be largely
supported, that as subjects such as fer
tilizations, irrigation, cultivation, and
more recently manufacture, are treat
ed by the Experiment Station and bull
letins thereon issued from time to time
during the year, there remained very
little for others to report upon at the
annual meeting. Reports on those
subjects are for this reason not avail
able for this meeting other than as
tney may ne touched upon in the re-
port Of the Experiment Station.
The matter Of reports for annual
meetings should receive further con-
sideration and full expressions Of OPP
inion obtained from the managers to
assist the Trustees in arranging for re-
ports for future meetings.
1T would seem desirable that re-
ports should be prepared from time to
time by committees of managers Civ
ing the results of their practical ex-
perience, and suggesting lines of in
quiry but it may not be advisable to
require reports every year upon one
fixed list of topics.
1t might be well that while the
meeting is in progress thought be
given to the subject and before the day
of adjournment the special subjects for
report at the next meeting be decided
upon.
IF through lack of attention and
effort, reporting by committees Oh
managers of plantations be abandon
ed, and consideration and discussion
be confined to the subjects presented
by the reports from the Experiment
Station, one of the important objects
Of the annual meeting will fail.
During the year the Board of Trus-
tees have held thirty-six meetings be-
sides which a special meeting of the
members Of the Association was hello
for the purpose Of amending the by
laws of the Association.
The report,of the sugar crop for the
several plantations herewith submit.
ted shows a total of 44O,O17 short tons
as follows:
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
It is to be expected that some of this
will be for Hawaii
TRAFFIC IN SECRETS.

TOULON, France, Nov. 1l.-Five
ringleaders of what appears to be an
association of international spies have
been arrested for trafficking in mill
tary and naval secrets.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
THE YOKOHAMA SPECIE BANK
Limited.
HEAD OFFICE, YOKOHAMA.
Branches and Agencies:

Toxic, Kobe, Osaka, Nagasaki, Lon
don, Lyons. New York, San Francisco,
Bombay, Hong Kong, Shanghai, Han
kow, Chefoo. Tientsin. Picking, New
chang, Dalny, Port Arthur, Antung-
Hsien, Liaoyang, Mukden, Tienling,
Chungchun.
The bank buys and receives for col
lection bills of exchanges, issues Drafts
and Letters of Credit, and transacts a
general banking business.
Honolulu Branch o. King Street
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
PRINCES BAGGAGE HELD UP.

SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 1O.-Prince
Salmon, of Tahiti, has gone to Los An
geles, His baggage is being held at
his hotel here as security for the pay
ment of a check for fifty dollars is
sued by him which was returned from
the bank unhonored.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11

velopment of other agricultural indus
tries and enterprises and the growth Of
commerce in this ocean, the next twen-
ty-five years will show even greater
progress. Respectfully submitted,
wv. o. SMITH,
Secretary"
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
EARTHQUAKE IN SPAIN.

BARCELONA, Spain, Nov. 11.-An
earthquake in this region caused a Sc
rious landslide at the village of vii
cOmbre.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
SEVERE FLOODS IN ITALY.

ROME, Italy, Nov. 11.-There have
been severe floods in Italy, and i'm
mense damage has been done Some
lives have been lost.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
FIRE IN IQUIQUE.

IQUIQUE, Chile, Nov. ia fire oc-
Cured here, involving a loss of mil
lion dollars and rendering 2OOO home
less.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11

Iquque is famous as the shipping
point of vast quantities of nitrates to
all parts of the world.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
NEWS
BY Cable

WASHINGTON, Nov. 1.-THE an
nual report which Secretary Taft will
submit to Congress will include esti-
mates of $5,525,92O for construction
and maintenance of Coast Artillery.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11

CRUISERS IN SOUTH AMERICA.
RIO JANEIRO, Brazil, Nov. 1.-THE
United States cruisers Tennessee and
Washington have sailed for Montevi-
dec.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
NOTICE.

We are now located at our new
place OF business, McCandless Build
ing, next door to w. w. Dimond &
Co. Patrons and the public are invited
to visit us at our new place OF busi-
ness.
SANG CHAN,
Merchant Tailor
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
NONSENSE

The outcome of a marriage depends
largely upon the income,-Philadelphia
Record.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-11-11
DODGTNG THE SPOTLIGHT

TVIVTT.NN T III u = I1T7ITI
Courtesy is becoming so rare that
the man who gives mp his seat in a
street car feels as if he were playing
to the grand stand.-Cleyeland Lead
er
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Totals. .44O.O17 tons.

ne largest crop heretofore pro-
duced was in the year 1903 and
amounted to 1891 tons. The aver
age crop for the last five years includ-
ing 1907 has been 42O,1SO tons.
Returns show total of 99,71G acres
of cane harvested during the year,
yielding an average per acre Of S,S2G
pounds
Yield of Irrigated Plantations
Acres, 5O,623.68; tons Of sugar 291, 72S.-
2; yield per acre, lbs, 1925.
Yield of unirrigated plantations
Acres, 49,292.37; tons of sugar, 1l9, POS
80; yield per acre, lbs, 6,O54.
YIELDS BY ISLANDS.
Tons Of Yield per
Island. Acres. Sugar. Acre, Lbs.
Oahu ...1S,99464 119,272.4G 1853
Kauai ...16,2S9.49 72,194GS S,S64
Maui ......16,7245 1O4, 772.47 12529
Hawaii ..419O737 14469455 Goal
There is a slight difference in the
total number of tons of sugar produced
for the year reported to the Expert
ment Station and the amount as shown
by the report herewith submitted. This
may be accounted for by the fact that
the plantations in reporting their ton
mage to the Experiment Station report
the total amount produced for the crop,
while in reporting for the Secretary
of the Association they report the
amount produced for the year ending
September 30, 1907.
The labor committee will report the
efforts to obtain laborers from he
Azores and Madeira and from Spain.
A total number of 243O Portuguese
men, women and children arrived and
224G Spaniards; besides these Sc men,
women and children came from the
Philippines.
The introduction of European la
borers has been interrupted as a result
Of certain provisions of the immigra-
ton laws which have been construed
to prevent even a state or territorial
government from assisting the immi-
grafton of such laborers, excepting
with legislative appropriations
The organization of the Sugar
Planters Association was made in
March, 1882, under the name of the
Planters Labor & Supply Company,
which name was later changed to the
Hawaiian Sugar Planters Association.
The benefits which have resulted from
cooperation and concerted effort are
manifest to all.
"A review of the work Of the organ
izaton during the past twenty-five
years would be of much interest, but it
would exceed the limits of this report.
The period has been one of great mo-
ment in the history Of these Islands,
and the industrial and financial de-
velopment has been mainly the result
of the progress made in the sugar in
dustry.
1T is to be hoped that, with the de-