The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-04-18
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thfi yps oonisr a. Yagf graduates stand
tort The Professor Bachelor n Alb
istios. J fancy.
--tlcrhi3ins- WHY dsaH'l VOC asf ~
tof my hasd when be shd ,bs Ragi'
Iiera1d--l don't IKE h. take a naesu
sarAbiags II q man.
II Tear ne arc beaten. Why' The
oihsr SIDE has Al eSpeg1 ubo Hlil ins-
hiy 10 anyihlha Back o. Have ~
witness Who wsll oaHfess % auyibing'
- IsoreD lIslio' haycn.i seen you
for some time Married retf Pep.
pcry--Yet. Borem- WHIST Alwady'
rcppey frs already ysi
-- Patience Thai Miss Aitsv remiBds
no u a mosquito. Patric Why how
rldiculously funny Pat. Well,
che does. She goes right aa singing
whether people talk ~ moi
500 berc. kid, you nc O. coon
IN round here 40 more ue trrf
loves me, DoB'i yer mp kHaa
dat you've been ieiiin' d
chew yer pepsin gum ibe
-Diggs Your friend @ @
Idea that be knows who b.
Oh. ! don't know. He y w.
meniing The fact that BE- 70 iil.
Al. tYf.N
statement.
--Our corporation never does any
thing that ! am not perfeeiIY sure
right, said Mr.. Dustin sta1. Ho@ can
you be surei We have fne lan of
lawyers hired 10 demons,rats That any
thing We want 10 do is all right
Yeast After ,he women folks fuss
about fellows room he can't find a
thing ia it, Crimsonbesk That's I
right went out with the boy lasi
night. and when | reached my room
eouldn't even find the bed.
You don't seem 10 consider my
opinions very valuable, complained
Mr.. Chaiters. Ny dear, replied her
husband, consider them 80 valuable
that II shocks me 10 see you giving
them out so promiscuously.
There's one thing will say for my
wite's card playing, remarked Mr.
Crusty, She always knows what are
trumps Are you surei Positive. II
she didn't know she couldn't be 80
consistent in leading them out at the
wrong time.
y Mrs. Scrappiugton tin the midst Of
her reading Here Is an item which
says that full grown rhinocerosses cost
$4,000 piece. MIR. Scrappngton
tmeaningly) -Eh.yahl And isn't il
pity that women can't wear them on
their hats' I
Pm quite positive, said Miss Love
Torn, that he loves me great deal :
How do you knowf demanded Miss {
Hardman. oh, ] can tell by his signs {
whenever Now. don't fool yourself, |
You can't gauge the depth Of a mans
love by its signs.
Weary Willie-I'll talk straight,
sport. I'm dyin fur drink. Gimme
a quarter, will yer' GaileyBut you
don't need quarter to buy one drink.
Weary Willie-Onei Why, amt de :
kind Of gent w'at'll drink at anudder
gents expense an not ask him ter join
me.
--Askitt-liaye you noticed what
miserable, hang.dog look Brown has
Of latei Mott Yes. Askitt = Have :
you any idea what the trouble isl No
itt-Yes; he has three children OF the
school age, and they hnyo begun TO
ask him to help them WIKI their les.
sons.
"A man who never 50 lbed 70
newspaper in his life wen aa editor
the other day and asked % lct file
public know through the laai he
had sewing. machine to fJy ,ao
hogs. He wanted the o. re. The :
editor looked at the ma moment
and then replied, can't What yon y
want the hogs for as Ion you're
around home 50 much 20, eit, Il
Mr.. Priichard is onc % The most "a
courteous men ever saw Yes. Twas a
seated In a car the other day when be-
got aboard, In trying 10 make his way Il
10 the front end, where there was a 4
vacant seat, be stumbled over my feet 81
and fell, When be got up, be took of
his hat and begged my pardon because a
he had no, waited for the ear behind. :,
What is The giraffe putting M that \
howl about asked the rhinoceros. He "
Is getting what is coming TO him, said
the elephant, that is all. You know i,
how he always brags about enjoying u
his feed better than we do because be u
has longer throat and can taste i !,
oil The way down. Well, be has a :,
touch Of malaria now, and the doctor
has prescribed quinine.
What's that thing yondor which /,
looks like BARRIERS polei said the !,
arctic explorer. That. said the scient- i,
ia Of the expedition, is only frozen 4,
rainbow. Alas, exclaimed the chief
explorer, took il for the north pole
and was about 10 suggest that we tie ~
he flag 10 II and go homel You for y
get. said the scientist, that we ate the -
lag for dinner yesterday an
II waited fifteen minutes on the -
corner for car this morning, said the
as she poured the tea, and !
when one finally came along the mo. ~
orinan wouldn', stop for me. Had he -
,ver boarded hcrel asked the man a, - =,
he pedal extremity Of the mahogany. ~
Not thai know Of, replied the land. -
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