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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
Atohlson Globe Siahts.

How hard we all work: when we
tell it.
gins to assert itself.
Nothing like Old age to knock the
conceit out OF n man. :,
Art has never been equal to the ola
fashioned country hams.
The most wearisome cross OF re-
ligion is q poor preacher.
Woman is never made vain oy Wo-
man.; that is mans work. 80
There is no sweetness in the smile
that smiles alike for everybody.
Age fills out and rounds off a mans
nose, but the older a woman gets
the sharper her nose becomes
Here is a chance for some man &c
make $50, 600, 600 in a few minutes;
| marry Helen Gould. =,
Don't fight the shams OF the worlc
too seriously; the sham will wear yol
cut and live long after you are dead
II sometimes happens that people
hear sorrow bravely because they ar
so cold blooded they don't feel
deeply. +,
huenced by a weak woman. but
strong woman is eve Influenced b,
q weak mar.
We once heard a woman abuse ne
husband in the harshest manner. Ye
we had every reason to believe tina
she loved MIN.
Every nan knows how mean he !
himself, but is not perfectly sur
about his neighbor; hence his fond
ness for gossip.
angry than to be asked to chapero
a crowd OF girls, some of whom al
older tina she Is.
"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
Pointed Paragraphs.
From the Chicago News.

rIObl IAN
But the blonde lawyer Is not always
q legal light.
Fault finding women frequently step
on their own corns.
Painting is an art with some men
and q habit with some
All men want to be able to work. out
all men do not want to work.
Some men pose as the d dog TOT
the purpose of exciting sympathy.
when a girl refuses a young mar a
kiss she expects him to get busy any
way. -
If there were not so many different
ways of lying more people would tell
the truth.
II people would neither borrow nor
lend there would be more lifelong
friendships.
should you ever have occasion to ex-
press your sympathy for a poor rela'
ton mail him a check.
When u girl turns a young maj
down he imagines he can't live with
out her--but does not realize that !
might have been impossible to live
with her.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
Mas Lucky Mid Wumen.

A. story that comes from Ireland re-
lates to the custom among farmers
there OF depositing money in the bank
in the Joint names of husband and
wife. SO that when one dies the surviv-
or can draw out the money without any
legal formalities.
TO q farmer who recently made APP
plication for money deposited for him
self and his wife, the manager asked:
why, Pat, how, can this be? 1t Is not
much more than a yea since you came
with a similar application on the death
OF your wife"
"WelI your honor was the reply
I'm a bit luck wild wumen."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
RihIs Names for Colts.

A hostler from the Blue Grass state
has Just found employment In n or
the stables of a suburban resident. HIS
dark dialect is SO quaint and his stories
of ole Kaintuck" so unique, no mem
Der of the household misses an oppor-
tunity to speak to him and have him
say a word.
His employer said to him a few days
ago, as he was looking at his high step
pers. "I ppo your master down
south had n good many horses?"
dat we did, sab, dat we did! And
my ole master had EN- all name bible
names. Faith. Hope and Charity, Bus
tie, Stays and Crinoline, was all one
springs colts!"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
GRIZZLY rEsTRoys ApIARY.
One OF CaIifornia's Big Bears Makes
Raid In Ventura County.
From the Los Angeles IIrncs,

from the LOS Angeles liihSS'
Last night a giant grizzly destroyed an
entire apiary at the head OF Matilda
canon, four miles from the famed ortega
rancho, in Ventura county. gorging HIM
self with honey. and went numbering up
the mountain side, leaving tracks fourteen
inches long.
h morning the apiarist found crushed
stands ana masses of honey strewn about
where his forty hives had stood, and was
so frightened that he ran TO Ortega's with
out a hat. Many hunters or horseback
started on bruins trail, but he has eVadeo
them.
The scene Of the depreciation Is not many
miles from the place where Captain Aller
Kelly laid hold of Monarch, the great
beast now in Golden Gate park, In 1880
and. owing 10 the immense size of the
tracks, it is believed this may be the mate
of the huge captive in San Francisco.
1t is generally believed that the Califor'
mia grizzly is almost extinct, and the ap
pearance Of this one where none had beer
heard of for many years will be a surprise
TO old hunters.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
Blow to Waqnerians.

A hard-headed old Pittsburg manu-
facturer. who made his fortune, as he
expresses it, with his coat off," was
induced by his daughters to accom-
nanv them to q Wagner concert, the
first he had ever attended. The next
day he happened to meet an acquaint-
ance, who had g e him the night be-
fore, who asked:
II suppose you enjoyed the concern
last night, Mr.. Smith,"
Eyes. 1t took me back to the days Of
my youth" the old man said, with q
reminiscent sigh.
"AhI Summer days in the country
girl in a lawn dress, birds singing, anc
all that?"
mo, the days when I worked in q
boiler shop in Scranton" p. .....
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
OF Course,

Early in the morning session. when
the pupils were feeling bright and
nanny. the teacher thought it a good
plan to give them sentences to correct,
both as to grammar and sense, She
accordingly wrote or the blackboard:
'"The hen has four legs. He done
it,
Thoughtful little Ignatius, at the foot
OF the class, pondered deeply. and at
the end Of fifteen minutes time, allowed
for correction. he wrote:
s'He didn't done IT.: God done it."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
A Few "Wanteds."

wanted-A young men 10 take care
OF q pair of mules of a Christian dispo-
sition.
W~anted-Two apprentices who will
be treated as one of the family.
neutrality-suspicious. nurse for bot
tie baby.
Wanted-An industrious. man to take
charge of 1900 sheep who can speak
German.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28

Wife: II have about made up my
mind, John, that when 1 married you
l married a fool"
Husband: THAT reminds me of a
remark you made just before we were
married. You remember that you said
it would be hard to, find two people
more alike than o and l."
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
Ambiguous.

Don't you find the dinners here in
variably dull?"
well, 1 couldn't say invariably
when this is the first time you have
eVer taken me out"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28

80 n as a 81 Nttus' 1.mcs And ali nervous ptsehfe,
, Permanently Cured BY DR.. Kline = Urea
Nerve RestorsT. Send for Free 90 viAl bottle and teauSs
mn N nj. KLINE. La, s3l Arch Street, PhnAdslphlA' u
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28

From the New York Times.
ibid YOU ever hear of Adams fall?"
Yes, L have, old man. Did you eve
Of caves dropping?"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28

H1rE. Winslow.G oooTHTNs SYRUP Tor ohildrsn
b0othing; sottens the gums, reduces ais
1ys pain. oures VIVID onbc. Is cent a bottle.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28

Hides, Pelts and Wool.
To get full value, ship to the old reiiaple
N. w. Hide & Fur Co. Minneapolis MILL
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
What Do You Think

OF a place where things grow every day in
the year
where you don't have to depend on rain
fall
where an acre. yields from $50 to $500 and
upwards
where YOU will End orderly, intelligent and
settled communities, the best OF
schools and well-built and safe trolley
roads
Where you can live better on less outlay
than anywhere else
where you Will find the best climate on
earth
This spells, of course, Southern California
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
From Town Topics.

tTUW LUWI AUPIDS'
The winter time will soon he mere
With all it's frigid days,
And coal men will resume once more
The error of their weighs.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28

Send this nd. and TEN cents In stamps to
che Examiner Los Angeles, Cal, and get
the Fourth Anniversary number OF that
paper, to be published Dec. IL, which will
tell Won all about IT.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28
NEW DISTRICTS
Now Open for Settlement

Some Of the choicest lands In the grain growing
bolts OF Saskatchewan and Alberta have recently oeen
opened for settlement under the Revised Homestead
Regulations Of Canada. Thousands Of home steaos on
100 acres each arc now available. The now regula-
lions MAKE Il possible for entry to. be made by proxy,
the opportunity that many In tho United States nave
heen waiting for. Any member Of atamtly may MAKE
entry for any other member OF the family VINO may
30 entitled 10 make entry for himself or herself.
Entry may now be made before tho Agent or SUD
Agent ofthe District by proxy ION certain conditionsl'
~ the father, mother, son. daughter, brother or sls-
er OF an intending honnesteader.
ANY sven numbered section of Dominion
Lands In Manitoba or the NORTH West Provinces
excepting 9 and 70, not reserved. may be homo
steaded by any person the sole head OF q family.
or male over 10 years Of age, to the extent o,
ene-Quarter section, Of i6o acres. moreo OF less
Tho Fec In each case will DO $1,000. Churches
schools and markets convenient. Healthy climate
splendid crops and good laws. Grain growing ane
cattle raising principal Industries.
For further particulars as TO Fates, kouteS, Dos
Time to Co and Whsrs to Locate. apply u
W D. Scott, Superintendent OF lmmigration
Ottawa, Canada, or K. T Holmes, ,3I5 sscksoI
ST.. 81. Paul, MINI; ]. NJ. MacLachlan, BOZ Ls
WATERFOWL, South Dakota, and W, V; bennett
Son New York Life Building. Omaha, NED
Authorized Government Agents
Pleas1say whsrs yoa saw this advertisements
sIoux cl,Y PRO co, t2ts-4s. tsoj
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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-28

sioux Guy PRO CO. t2is-4s, 1907
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
-aUAKER'S FARMS
LOCAL HAPPENINGS OF NOTE.

LOCAL HAPPENINGS OF NOTE
 Frank filling and family of Oxford Center took drive over to his father in-law's, c. H. Lum's, Sunday after noon.
 The stork visited Good Hill, last week, and left little daughter at the home of Edward and Anna Wooster.
 MT and Mrs H. B. Brewer were at their sons, Leon'S, in Derby, recently, and called on their daughter, Mrs H. B.. Gilbert, who are nicely settled, having just returned from Portland, Me, where they have been through the winter.
 Those present at the entertainment given in the hall the 12th, by the Choral club report fine times Music was furnished by Messrs Gallagher of Sandy Hook and Thayer of Oxford. There was quite company, consider ing the threatening weather. Fifty dollars was taken in. 7 MT and Mrs Albert Smith of West Haven are staying with their daugh- ter, Mrs o. B. Johnson, as MT Johnson is quite sick.
 Miss Emma E. Davis has sold one of her fine Jersey coys to parties from out of town.
 Mrs w. G. Tomlinson received the sad news of the death of her brothers $ wife, Mrs A. B. Radcliffe of Ansonia, last week. It was a great shock to her as she is quite out of health her self. She has the sympathy of many friends.
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
Ten Pages.
LITCHFIELD COUNTY.
CORNWALL BRIDGE.
THE LOCAL NEWS.

THE LOCAL NEWS.
 Our new minister appeared in the form of a substitute. MT Henderson of New Milford acted in that capacity, as he gave us to understand that he read last weeks issue of THE BEE and knew we were all looking for the new man who was to come bed and bag gage, but in his stead he had come, and we were to keep on looking until the vacancy could be filled through the presiding elder, but judging by ast.Sunday, we were perfectly satis- fled with the substitute and shall be if the elder doesn't look any further.
 Mrs Grace Liabolt of Waterbury has beenl spending the past week with her sister, Mrs Della Willard.
 Mary Bunnell spent few days, last week, in New Milford.
 Florence Dwy spent Sunday in Can aan.
 Sadie Pickett of Warren was in town, over Sunday, calling on old friends, and also presided aJ the organ, Sunday morning.
 Allie Wells of New Haven has visit- ed at Mrs Waterbury's.
 William Hall is still under the doc- tors care.
 David Smith is much improved.
 Ludwig Liner had the misfortune to fall, a few days ago, breaking some of his ribs, and jarring him up consl d. erably: and is under the care of Dr Stevens.
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
5oUTHFoRD-

ITEMS FROM OUR SCRIBE'S NOTE BOOK
 A man by the name of Wheeler has moved into the old Hurley place and it is said he is to work for the Silica Go.
 MT and Mrs T. J. Wylie now board at home and drive to Naugatuck and back every day.
 Patrick Madame is quite poorly.
 David B. Wheeler & Sons have been giving MT Wheeler's cottage two fine coats of paint; also Chis horse barn. They are now painting the farmhouse where Frank B. Wheeler resides. A little more of this kind of work in the neighbOrhOod would make buildings
 Frederick W. Hubbel, who resides on the Southford road, doesn't im- prove as fast as his many friends wish. MT Hubbell has always been a very active, hard working man and to be confined to his room all these weeks must be very hard for him.
 MT and Mrs Beard have moved to the Newton Wheeler farm.
 Garlick & Son are building barbed
 Harmon Morgan, who resides at the old Bristol farm and works for Rev Farrel Martin, is a very busy man.
 Bennie Hubbell is still assisting William Davis in his store.
 William B. Pope has moved his fam ny UO UQ0 b6dCu w Q66lor 1drm.
 Henry Jackson is working for the Diamond Match Go.
 Charles R. Edwards visited, Sunday, at his cousins, George E. GarIick, Jr.
 MT and Mrs John Lockwood, Misses Maud and Carrie Lockwood, all of Wa terbury, were guests, over Sunday, of MT and Mrs Frank D. Wheeler
 H. J. Beard of Milford has moved in- to the Newton Wheeler place and will take charge of the farm for MT Wheel CT.
 M. J. Cassidy is having veranda built across the south side of his house. B. Fl: Davis is doing the work.
 Mrs Frank Nichols spent last Satur- day in Waterbury.
 Miss M. F. Hawley, who has been suffering with the grip, is now gaining.
 Frank D. Wheeler is improving his house by having it newly painted.
 Miss Olive Pierce of South Britain spent few days, last week, the guests of Mrs George P. Pierce.
 w. B: Pope and family, who have been living in Red City, Oxford, have moved to the Mrs Beach Wheeler place, where they formerly lived.
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
OXFORD.
NEWS TERsELY TOLD.

-- NEWS TERsELY TOLD. Miss Emma Lounsbury has rented her place for the summer to parties from New Haven. -
 Joseph Crowther of the Park Road has sold his place to Louis Levi. MT Cr0Wther expects to make his home in Bridgeport in the future
 Smith c. Wheeler was stricken with pneumonia, last week, and grave fears were entertained of his recovery. At last reports he was more comfortable and hopes are entertained for his re- covery.
 The sacrament of The Lords Sup per will be administered at the Con gregational church, next Sunday.
 An adjourned meeting of the mem- bers of St Peters church will be held at the rectory, next Saturday evening.
 M. Sweeny recently moved from the Welton Spring house to the Riggs tenement on the Seymour road.
 Mary Talmage, who has been visit ing her sister, Mrs Rowland, for the past four weeks, returned to her home at Wooster McEwen's, last Sunday.
 Charles Meyers has over 15O young chickens.
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
NEW HAVEN COUNTY.
SOUTHBURY.
DEATH OF MRS HARVEY.

DEATH OF MRS HARVEY
 Mrs Harvey, who moved from here last fall with Charles Stone and family to New Haven, died Saturday eyening at 3. 50 o'clock. She was kind neigh Dor and one that will be missed in her family. She leaves one son, George. of Waterbury and one daughter, Mrs Charles A. Stone: Also a grandson. The funeral was held at her home in New Haven, Tuesday, April 23, at 2 o'clock p. m.
 Walter Winship has bought a horse of John Amber of Woodbury.
 Stephen Collins entertained his daughters from New York and the Elm City last week.
 Miss Edith Stiles from Yonkers. N. Y., is home for a week.
 William Morris, who has been Spend- ing the winter in Naugatuck, is home for the summer.
 Rev MT Taylor from Yale preached morning.
 There was no preaching at the Methodist church, Sunday afternoon. MT Davis, from Southford, lea the prayer service.
 Mrs c. A. Stiles and Faith Sanborn are visiting in Torrington.
 Mabel HickOX of WatertOwn has been visiting her grandmother for a few days.
 Robert Hicock of Hartford was home over Sunday.
 William A. Bennett was in New Haven last Thursday on jury duty.
 Mrs Lfda Wooster, who has been spending the winter with Mrs Mar
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
The Call of
 the Blood in
 Debility
Dr Williams Pink Pills Will Prevent Most Cases and Has Cured Even Those That Stubbornly Re-
 sisted Ordinary
 Treatment.

There are few cases of general debil- 1ty that could not have been prevent ed. There is no hidden cause for it's presence nor is it sudden in its attack. Any person, who is over-worked, or subject to any great worry or excite ment, or undergOes some long -contin- ued strain on the body, is liable to be- come debilitated unless the body is kept pure and rich. Such unusual con- ditions call for more nourishment than the the blood can supply and paleness, headaches, poor appetite. unrefreshing sleep, backaches. loss of spirits and a general tired-out feeling, which follow, are simply call for blood tonic and builder.
 Mrs Lena May Brooks, of Prairie Hall, Macon county, H., :after several months of suffering finally found the right tonic in Dr Williams Pink Pills. She says:
 For several months after the birth of my baby, suffered terribly from a general breakdown in health. l was in bed for three months and after that was able to be up only a part of the time. l was sick all over, being pale, weak and thin. My appetite was gone and my head ached most of the time Of blood to my head and l would faint away. l was very nervous and was not strong enough to do any work. As the treatment l was taking did HUI uclp uc. UeRdn UO Uake UT w H.
 liams' Pink Pills, which a friend said
 had helped her. After taking a few
 boxes, began to get we'll rapidly. l continued using them for a time and am now as well and strong as ever in
 my life. .''
 The value of pr Williams Pink Pills in general debility lies in their direct
 response to the needs of the blood. Their work is to make new blood. That they do this we'll is shown by the grad
 ual disappearance of the symptoms and
 the return of color and health. They lay the foundation for permanent health in the future.
 For the same reason these pills have cured apR Rmia, after-effects of the grip and levers, rheumatism, indigest tion, and nervousness, dizziness, neuralgia, St Vitus' dance and even partial paral- | ysis and locomotor ataxfa. A valuable booklet, Diseases of the
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 quest.
 pr Williams Pink Pills are sold by i all druggists, or will be sent, postpaid, on receipt of price, 50 cents per box, six 1 boxes for S2. 5O by the pr Williams Medicine Co.,, Schenectady. N. Y.
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
MIDDLEBURY.
MONEY IN FARMING,

If those who think there is not any money in farming these days would take trip to the south part of our town and have a talk with John Ben son they would change their minds. Fifteen years ago MT Benson pur- chased the farm he is now located on and at that time the farm was badly run down and the buildings, what few there were, were out of repair. The first year he was able to keep three cows and two horses, but by the first of.MarcbGhe- had to buy hay to keep his stock until he could turn them out to grass, This year Mir Benson is keeping 30 head of stock, 27 COWS and three horses, and raises hay enough for them all. Five or six years ago he built nice eight-rOOm house, the old house being in such shape it was not fit to live in. He has built 4O-foot stock barn on one .end of the farm barn, which he has also thoroughly re- paired. He is also building a 6O-foot addition on the other end of the old barn which wtllsgive him a structure 164 feet long and very convenient for his business. He has also built other
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26

Five deer were seen near Lake
 Waramaug, in a group, last Saturday afternoon.
 We are informed the late Thomas
 Bray Inn, known as the Lakeside
 house, and owned by N. B. Mead of
 Greenwich, is leased for the coming
 summer by Mrs Adams of Brooklyn, N. Y., who takes immediate posses sion, and who, this week, is filling the same with suitable furniture. Horace Mclean and EdSOn Cable con, cluded their work at Bulls Bridge on Wednesday of last week, and returned
 to Hosford's stables here with their Ie Several ladies from this village, in token of thelr regard for Rev B. Evans, walked up to New Preston hill schurch to hear him again preach there, last Sunday morning.
 F. $. Brown again felt able to call last Saturday afternoon. Mrs M. M. Shirk visited at F. A. Humphreys in Ettchfield, part of last week.
 John Griswold is again painting at Sherman Howland's in Warren. A boy was added to the family of William Smith on Thursday morning Of last week.
 Two carpenters and four young men as apprentices are busily engaged in uuc eIeCGiOu OI the new d1RQ SclOOl | building near the church. F. J. Hosford erected, last week, a convenient building around his gaso- line tank for protection. MT and Mrs A. G. Caskey closed their residence here, on Monday morn ing of this week, and started for De-
 troit, Mich, where they intend to re-
 main for four months before return ing here.
 Kenneth Hoffman of New Britain
 was at his parents here again over last Sunday.
 George H. Couch was called to jury duty at the recent term of Superior court at Lftchfield. Mrs Bailey of New Milford visited two days of last week at Horace Mo Cans.
 G. Morehouse finished up his jobs of
 saving wood, this week, in this vicin- ity, in order that he may resume work on his fathers farm. which he has taken to superintend the coming year. Arbutus, Nike all other growths, is very slow in blooming, this spring. Almost fruitless searches have been the reward of young people for the fragrant flower, this month. : Rev MT Connolly of Yale again oc- cupfed the pulpit here, last Sunday morning.
The Newtown bee., 1907-04-26
EAST KENT.
ALL THE LOCAL NEWS.

ALI THE LOCAL NEWS.
 Mrs B. D. Beeman, who has been a1l1ng some time with stomach trouble, is on the gain.
 George Baum has four Shetland po- n1es and one baby Shetland about two weeks old.
 Garwood Morehouse has been in this vicinity saving stove wood for the farmers with his gasoline engine.
 Watson Harrington has been getting up his summer wOodpile,
 Thomas Barton has returned home from Gaylordsville, where he has been visiting his daughter, Mrs Payne.
 The house occupied by Ezra Sher- man in Kent Hollow is to have an ad- d1tion put on the south side, this spring.
 l.. A. Laiseaux of Columbia Univers. ity, New York City, was the guest of MT and Mrs B. D. Beeman at Rocky Glen over Sunday