The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-17

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why is Jones growing h...,.
."oh, | believe his wife made h''
present Of some ties Punch u
do you think We should lot No.,
vote?" Certainly. Why not, W. su e
them earn money all other we wy 10
Life. :
so she's about to be married ,,,,
Do you know who Is the lucky m saa
Eyes, the dead one."-Detro;t u'
Press. ''s
The Man-None OF their re,..
will speak to them since their o..
ment. The Girl-They ought n ~
very happy couple.-Puck.
II notice your daughter dances w,,,
such graceful, free movements, 4rn s4
amt free; she takes regular pa,d ~
sons. Baltimore American.
Little Girl (after a domestic s.,.
with her mother THE best thin, =.
us to do. mamma, is to agree to a Ga"
aration.-Transatlantic Tales
Duff-Rowell believes in the eta,,,
fines of things. Cuff-That's 80. h.
wouldn't run for car If be bad !,
walking suit on.-Town Topics
willie Green" said the teacb.,
you may define the word memo,, \
Memory" said Willie, lis what v.
forget with."-Philadelphla Record
do you favor any particular school
Of music?" asked the lady. "Yes, u
deed" replied the young man who llya
in a fat. II favor the pianlsslm
school" Puck.
Rector (showing stranger the
church monuments)-My grandfathe,
has slept in this church for eigbty
years. Stranger-Is he liying?-Yonk
ers Statesman.
Mrs. Neighbors-Are you aware that
your new hired girl is somnambulist,
Mrs. Meadowgrass-My goodness, no.
She told me she was a Baptist-ChL
cago Daily News.
Little Girl (telling Of the Garden 1t
Eden) Mummy, Adam and Eve
lived very happily there till the Evil
One came in the form Of servant
Canadian Courier.
First Little Girl-When you grow
up are you going to advertise for a
| husband? Second Little Girl-No; I'm
going to be a widow. They don't have
to.-Harper's Weekly.
Mother-in-Law-Has the young man
who saved my life yesterday called
upon you yet? Son-in-Law-Yes, III
deed, he has already made his apollo
xies.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Clara-You may not believe 1t, but
I said mo" to seven different men
during the past winter. Maude-oh'
don't doubt it. What were they SELL
Chicago Daily News.
Mistress-Why don't you boil th
| eggs! Cook-Sure, I've no clock In LIDO
| kitchen to 90 by. Mistress-On' yeA
Won have Cook-What good Is it! lt'
ten minutes fast.-Philadelphia Id
quirer.
May I ask your father for your
hand tonight, Miss Ketchem" oln'
you wait until tomorrow nlsu1
George? 1 think Charlie Chumpley !,
going to ask him tonight. "-CleVelana
Plain Dealer.
Anxious Housewife (startled Oy
crash in the room below)-Inere' az
other Of my best porcelain tufesl.
gone. Husband-Never MIND oeal =
has stopped the cooks singlns'-f"'
land Oregonian.
Voice from the parlor-Mary Aus
did you get the milk for the cn',u ,
and Fido in separate bottles No. u~.
Ann-Yes, ma'am. The volce-n'
Fido's milk sterilized. Mary Ann
Yes. ma'am.-Cleveland Pam D''' -
Geek (who has already weaf'ea ~
guests with many songs)-No" n
sing you one more song ana 'ne' M
home. Lady-Pardon me, ou. u. ~. y
attach much importance to the o ~,
Of your program2-Fliegende D' : N,
.Do you think you will learn % ,' M
your tilted son-in-lawT r. ..nt
know. answered Mr.. Cumro1' = !. CIV y,
quite tell where to place MIN - ..ere
expense account. He is neither l s'a..
alton nor an investment.
ton Star. -,,dd o.
Mrs. scrappington Tin the n'a ssi,
her reading) Here is an lten cx|
says that full-grown rhinocefoss,s ,,ta
$4,000 apiece. Mr.. scrap y oIJ
(msanly)Nh+yah! And lsnt : J, tbS|
that women can't wear them ~
hats? -smart Set