Evening journal., 1907-08-06
Personal and Pertinent

Jack Chesbro. the big spitbal artist who had he re-
mained IN form, would have been responsible New
YORK club taking the pennant, Is large appetite
Most BAH players are for that but Chesbro simply
wonder in the devouring line, and how he manages
digest an he puts down Is a mystery TO his mates
particularly to Griffith, who for has much
with indigestion.
Louis the big pitcher of his quick methods
Of dsposing OF his food brought ndspositon that
made IL necessary for him to be bed and
to require the services OF a physician
When the doctor arrived at the hotel, Grin accom-
panied that eminent man up to Jacks room, and upon
Grin reped
4 think it's a clear case doc Of hasty consumption
at the herouean form ruddy face of Chesbro why
there's no consumption about this young man.
That's what he is suffering from all the same" said
Grif why, doc that fellow there living i'm he'd ate two
pounds OF porterhouse steak with trimmings, in less than
anything but hasty consumption then you surely must
not know your business"
During the financial dog days of a Southern college a
wealthy merchant called upon the president say that
he had provided in his win for "A rather handsome he
quest TO the college to be paid after the him
self and his wife The president was overioved and
asked permission 70 the gift the city paper
his request was granted condition that the donors
name should not be mentioned
Accordingly the president wrote a eulogistc notice Of
the donation and hurried TO the newspaper Office In his
haste he neglected to give his item title The editor
hurried and worried abseny capped the first words
morning with the following caption:
Two Pair of shoes to Wait For"-Harpers Weekly.
Bishop Sanford Olmstead Of Colorado at n dinner in
Denver said apropos Of Sabbath breaking:
Il was talking to Eastern clergyman the other day
about his church attendance
Il suppose" said. in your district rain affects
the attendance considerably"
He smiled family. Indeed yes he said; hardly
have vacant seat when II is golf or motor
ing kansas City Journal
Southern lawyer tells a suit for damages to the
property Of Georgia brought against a railway
operating in that case was lost in the su-
reror Court but the injured party upon carry
ing It to the Supreme Court where he represented his
own cause He began his argument in somewhat whm-
sical fashion by saying
May it please the Court an old French adage
a fool for a client"
The month the Supreme Court pronounced its
decision, which adverse the Georgian. He was
IN Atlanta at the time, but received the
OF his second and final disappointment by means Of a
telegram sent him by a prominent judge who an
intimate friend.
The telegram read as follows. Judgment for defend
ant IN error French adage affirmed by Supreme
-Harpers Weekly.
Fishing is a noble sport such as have the proper
temperament Nervous. impulsve fishes naturally fnd
1t no great fun Patience and the philosophc calm
requisite 70 the highest enjoyment OF fishing
Fishing is dangerous sport; but danger within limits
ADDS charm II It were not I'm some degree dangerous
IL were sport
The appeal is both physical mental The powers
OF body and OF mind are at once taxed, and a delight
ful and salubrous balance Of effort Induced
worm never tastes when IL has been
snached of hook and the weakest digestion is not
incommoded by IT, while getting after being
sations.
end Of the line This is going too far What are these
humans being created for II not for uses2-Puek
Pm going to AIaudie's tin wedding tonight
Been married years. has sheP"
Noi she's - Re married to her tenth husband"Judge