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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
MUSICAL NEWS ITEM.

"Nymphs o. the Mist Is the title
of a new instrumental piano piece just
issued from tn press of the Tolbert
X. Ingram Music company of Denver,
Colorado It is an ocean characters.
tic and gives promise of becoming one
of the big musical hits of the season,
possessing all of that weird charm,
both in rhymth and melody that the
ocean induces. Those who have heard
II say that II is one of the most orig
inal numbers published in long
time
Hiawatha. Anona and other ESQ
called Indian musical numbers have
had the public attention for several
years, but the ocean which offers so
much for musical and poetic magma
ton. has, for some unacCountable rea'
son, been sighted. "Nymphs O the
Mist" Is the forcrunner of the best
of the popular in this class and its
popularity is already assured. II is
said to be an excellent number, both
for parlor and teaching purposes.
II your dealer Is out of it, ask him
to order II, or It will be sent direct
by the publisher on receipt of 70
cents,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
ALL THINGS IN PROPORTION.
invalid's Meal Evidently Had Not In.
creased Good Humor.

For many weeks the irritable mer.
chant had been riveted to his bed by
typhoid fever. Now he was conva.
lescing. He clamored for something
to eat, declaring that he was starv.
ing
Tomorrow you may have some
thing to eat" promised the doctor.
The merchant realized that there
would be a restraint to his appetite,
yet he saw, in vision, modest, steam.
ing meal placed at his bedside.
Here is your dinner" said the
nurse next day, as she gave the glow.
ering patient 4 spoonful of taploca
pudding, land the doctor emphasizes
that everything else you do must be
in the same proportion"
Two hours later the nurse heard a
frantic call from the bed chamber.
Nurse" breathed the man heapily,
81 want to do some reading, bring me
a postage stamp"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
The Lions Share.

A new novel by Octave Thanet,
the author of THE Man of the Hour"
has just been published by the
Bobbs.Merri!l company, of lndianap.
oils. The title of the new novel ia
The Lions Share" and II is an at
tack upon the ruthlessness OF our
modern captains of finance, empha.
sizing the families made homeless,
the women reduced to starvation or
worse and the men driven TO suicide
through the sleight.of,hand manipula-
ton of stocks by the great captains
of finance. A case of kidnapping, a
train robbery and the San Francisco
earthquake disaster are among the
occurrences chronicled In the action
of the story, and the plot is an intri.
cate one, keeping the reader guess
ing until the final chapter. 1t is an
interesting story of the present time
of real everyday people, and is well
worth the reading.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
HAVE CRAZE FOR FORMULA.
Smokers Follow Fashions in the Use
Of Tobacco.

Make me up package OF tobacco
according to the formula used by Ed.
win Booth" said the man with a
southern accent. THAT is the third
man who has asked for that kind of
tobacco today" said the dealer. 1T
is strange that people from remote
parts of the country as well as New
Workers make "A fad of buying the
same brand of tobacco that Booth
smoked. And II isn't always the Booth
mixture that they want. | have filed
away the formulas for mixing the
favorite tobacco of many famous per.
sons. Smokers the country over have
heard of this collection of recipes and
one feature of every mans trip to
New York Is to try pipeful of some
big mans favorite tobacco. In most
cases this special mixture is so
strong that the nerves OF the average
smoker cannot stand 1t. He has to
give up after few pipefuls and go
back to popular mixture, but he has
the satisfaction of having had the ex.
perience Tho New York Sun.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
WHEN A "HUNcH" HELD GOOD.
Chinese Laundry Ticket Suggested a
Bet on Wing Ting"

Kay Spence, well.known horseman
OF Mexico, Mo, won $1,000 at the
Louisville. Ky, race meeting short
time ago as the result Of a "hunch.
Mr.. Spence has large breeding
stable of runners" near Mexico, and
attends all the big racing events in
the country. Not long since he was
in Louisville and entered the betting
ring to see what odds were being Of
fered on the various entries. lie
found that Joaquin was the favorite
at even money, and pulled his wallet
from his pocket. intending to bet on
that horse. His attention was at
tracted by something that fell from
his wallet to the ground, and he stoop-
ed and picked 1t up. II was Chi
nese laundry ticket He looked at
the books" again and found that there
was an entry with a Chinese name,
Wing Ting. at ten to one That set
tied it. for he considered he had re-
ceived "hunch" that could not be
overlooked. Wing Ting won handily.
Needless to say, those who backed the
favorite considered Spence the sew
enth son of the seventh son.-Kansas
City Star
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
A Definition Of Success.

How have the hypothetical scien''
lists and the opponents Of unbelief
benefited themselves or humanity at
large by sowing the seeds OF doubt
broadcast in the world? The real sci
entists do not fall in this category. for
they are believers in the real sense OF
the word they know too much, they
have seen too many mysterious mani
festations of the Divine creative pow
err. Now, those who have disposed OF
the Bible and all evidences of inspira.
ton, have written great many books
and some of them have won what the
world at large lightly calls fame. Ac.
cording to the ordinary measures that
are applied in such cases. they have
been extremely successful, but real
success means the benefit q human
ity in some form or other. II no such
benefits can be shown as the result OF
their labors. their success Is not equal
to that achieved by the direst poverty
and the deepest ignorance. - Joel
Chandler, in Uncle Remus' Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
"BOO-HOO"
Shouts a Spanked Baby.

A Doctor Of Divinity, now Editor of
a well.known Religious paper, has
written regarding the controversy be-
tween Golfers Weekly and the Re
ligious Press of the Country and 9TH
ers, including ourselves. Also regard.
ing suits for libel brought by Golfers
against us for commenting upon its
methods.
These are his sentiments, with some
very emphatic words left out.
THE religious Press owes you a
debt of gratitude for your courage in
showing up Golfers Weekly as the
"Yell-Oh Man Would you care TO
use the inclosed article on the Boo
Hoo baby" as the. "Yell-Oh Mans
SUCCESSOR
"A contemporary remarks that Col
lier's has finally run against solid
hickory Post" and been damaged in
its own estimation to the tune Of
S750,000.00.'
Here Is Il publication which has, in
utmost disregard of the facts, spread
broadcast damaging statements about
the Religious Press and others and
has suffered those false statements 10
go uncontradicted until, not satisfied
after finding the Religious Press too
quiet, and peaceful, to resent the in
suits, It makes the mistake of wander
ing into fresh field and butts its rat
tied head against this Post and all the
World laughs. Even Christians smile,
as the Post suddenly turns and gives
1t back a dose of its own medicine"
1T Is a mistake to say all the World
laughs. No CHEEKY laugh comes from
Golfers, but 1t cries and boo hoos like
a spanked baby and wants $75O,00O.0O
to soothe its tender lacerated feel
ings."
Thank Heaven 1t has at last struck
O man with back bone enough to call
a spade spade" and who believes In
| telling the whole truth without fear OIL
favor"
Perhaps Golfers with its utmost
| disregard for the facts" may say nc
such letter exists. Nevertheless II IL
on file In our Office and Is only one Of
| q mass of letters and other data, news
paper comments. etc, denouncing the
yellow" methods of Golfers. This
volume is so large that n man could
not well go thru II under half a days
steady work. The letters come from
various parts OF America.
Usually private controversy is moi
interesting to. the public, but this Is q
public controversy.
Golfers has been using the yellow
methods to attract attention to itself
but. jumping in the air. cracking heel,
together and yelling Look at me-
wouldn't suffice. so 1t started out on {
"Holier Than Thou" attack on the Re
ligious Press and on medicine.
We leave II to the public now. as VIZ
did when we first resented Collier''
attacks, to say whether, In cravini
for sensation and circulation, Its az
tacks do not amount to systematic
mercenary bounding. We likewise
leave II to the public TO say whether
Golfers. by It's own policy and meth
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
BelIinq a Rat.

You have probably read or heard
that the best way to rid a house OF
rats is to catch one and fasten a bell
about its neck. A boy in Delaware
tried the experiment two months ago.
He was badly bitten in making the
bell fast, but he turned the rat loose
and expected the tinkling of that bell
would have great results. 1t did have.
In the first place, the rat who wore 1t
was constantly on the move all night,
and the tinkling bell kept the family
awake, and in the next the sounds
brought scores of new rats to the
house. Instead of being afraid Of the
bell. they were charmed with the mu.
sic. Had the boy tied a harmonica
to another rats tail, the rodents would
have had dance every night.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19

DDS, has not made itself more ridicu.
lous than any comment of ours could
make 1t.
Does Golfers expect to regain any
self-iniliCted loss of prestige by de.
monstrating thru suits for damages,
that il can be more artful in evading
liability for libels than the humble
but resentful victims of it's defamation.
or does it hope for starting a campaign
of libel suits to silence the popular in
dignation, reproach and resentment
which 1t has aroused.
Golfers can not dodge this public
controversy by private law suits. 1t
can not postpone the public judgment
against IL. That great jury, the Pub
lie, will hardly blame us for not wait
ing until We get petit jury in a court
room, before denouncing this prod
igal detractor of institutions founded
and fostered either by individuals or
by the public, itself
No announcements during our entire
business career were ever made
claiming medicinal effects" for either
Postum or GrapeNuts. Medicinal eff
fects are results obtained from the
use of medicines.
Thousands of visitors go thru our
entire works each month and see for
themselves that Grape-Nuts contains
absolutely nothing but wheat, barley
and little salt; Postum absolutely
nothing but wheat and about ten per
cent of New Orleans Molasses. The
art of preparing these simple ele'
ments in a scientific manner to obtain
the best food value and flavor, re-
Quired some work and experience to
acquire.
Now, when any publication goes. far
enough out of its way TO attack us be
cause our advertising is medical" II
simply offers a remarkable exhibition
of ignorance or worse.
We do claim physiological or bodily
results of favorable character follow
ing the adoption of our suggestions re-
garding the discontinuance of coffee
and foods which may not be keeping
the individual in good health We
have no advice to offer the perfectly
healthful person. His or her health
Is evidence In itself that the bever
ages and foods used exactly fit that
person. Therefore, why change?
But to the man or woman who Il
ailing, we have something to say as g
result OF an unusually wide experience
in food and the result Of proper feed
ing.
In the palpably ignorant attack on
us in Golfers. appeared this state
ment.-"One widely circulated para
graph labors to induce the impression
that Grapefruit will obviate the ne
cessity OF an operation in append
citis, This is lying and potentially
deadly lying
In reply to this exhibition of-wel
let the reader name IT,. the Postum Co.
says:
Let II be understood that append
citis results from long continued dis
turbance In the intestines, caused pri
| marily by undigested starchy food
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
Tin Mines In Malaya,

A correspondent from the Malay
peninsula states that the projected
railway from Hongkong will be likely
to traverse the rich mineral regions
of siamese Malaga. Lang Suan has a
tin supply that cannot be exhausted
in a hundred years to come, while the
same may be said of Renang, There
are 10 mines in the region Of Lang
Suan, most Of which are worked by
natives, but the European concessions
in the latter place, as well as in Re.
uang, are exceptionally encouraging
and already are giving excellent re
turns There is no lack OF capital
even the natives making themselves
better acquainted with modern ma
Chinery and bringing It into use.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
She Was Willing.

Yes" says the husband. 81 have
consented to accept the nomination
Il am SO glad the party is begin
ming to recognize your merit" beams
the wife.
Now my dear" the husband con
tinues, you know that political af.
fairs are not love feasts, by any
means. You must expect to see me
vilifled and attacked in n scandalous
manner. No doubt the opposition will
try to dig up sensational rumors about
me, and all that sort of thing, but you
must not
We'll" she interrupts. II am really
glad of it. You have always been
strangely silent about whether or not
you ever were engaged to anyone be
fore you met me-"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19

such as white bread, potatoes, rice.
partly cooked cereals and such.
Starchy TODD Is not digestcd in the
upper stomach but passes on into the
duOdenum, or lower stomach and in
testines, where, in healthy individ-
ual, the transformation of the starch
into form of sugar Is completed and
then the food absorbed by the blood.
But If the powers of digestion are
weakened, a part Of the starChy food
will lie In the warmth and moisture OF
the body and decay, generating gases
and irritating the mucous surfaces I'M
I'll under such conditions the whole
lower part of the alimentary canal, in
Guiding the colon and the appendix.
becomes involved. Disease sets up
and at times takes the form known as
appendicitis.
When the symptoms of the trouble
make their appearance would It not
be good, practical, common sense, to
discontinue the starchy food which Is
causing the trouble and take a food
In which the starch has been trans
formed into form of sugar in the
process of manufacture?
This Is identically the same form OF
sugar found In the human body after
starch has been perfectly digested.
Now, human food is made up very
largely of starch and is required by
the body for energy and warmth
Naturally, therefore, its use should be
continued, II possible, and for the rea-
sons given above it p made possible
In the manufacture Of Grape Nuts.
In connection with this change OF
iood TO bring relief from physical dis
turbances, we have suggested washing
out the intestines to get rid of the i'm
mediate cause of the disturbance
Naturally, there are cases where the
disease mas lain dormant and the
abuse continued too long, until an.
parently only the knife will avail Rut
1t Is well'established fact among the
best physicians who are acquainted
with the details above reclted. that
preventative measures are far and
away the best.
Are we to be condemned for suggest.
| Ing way to prevent disease by fol.
/ lowing natural methods and for per-
| fecting a food that contains no ''medi.
cine and produces no medicinal ef-
| fects" but which has guided literally
thousands Of persons from sickness to
health? We have received during the
years past upwards of $4,000 letters
! from people who have been either
helped or made entirely well by fol.
lowing our suggestions, and they are
simple.
u coffee disagrees and causes any
OF the ailments common to some cot.
fee users quit It and take on Postum.
IL white bread potatoes, rice and
other starch foods make trouble. anti
and use Grape-Nuts food which ia
largely predigested and will digest.
nourish and strengthen, when other
forms OF food do not. It's Just plain
old common sense.
There's Reason for Postum and
Grape-Nuts.
! Postum Cereal Co, Ltd.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
Held Up.

Stop" shouted the man on the
country road, holding up a warning
hand MGttering something about
rural cops, the automobilist obeyed.
Turn around and come back to
town with me-" said the stranger.
You were going at least So miles an
hour"
You're a constable, I suppose" said
the automobilist. with a covert sneer,
when they had reached the village.
"Me?" replied the passenger. mo,
I'm farmer and had to come into
town when all the teams was busy
Nice growing weather? Thanks. Good
by"
Ensuing comment is purposely omit
ted.-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19

The plaintiff was stating his case
Your honor, | was walking alongside
of the waiting train when this man,
who If a stranger TO me, and without
any cause whatever, reached out OF
the car window and planted a couple
of powerful blows upon my face"
You honor" expostulated the de,
PENDANT, Il was 80 enraged by the de,
lay OF that train and the miserable
service of that road In general. that
Just had to give vent to my feelings In
some way, couldn't restrain myself
Il feel for YOU" admitted the Judge
who had had occasion to travel on the
same road, but ! am compelled &c
fine you. nevertheless. That pair OF
handme-downs will cost you just So
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
His Answer.
Copyright: 1907: by Byron Williams.

His Answer.
rhe place Is gay. the harpists play,
The dancers trip the measure.
Away with pains. for she who r"igns
Is goddess but of pleasure
Here by the door watch the floor.
The face ! seek Is missing
Yes, Yes She's there butch her hair
Is not my rosebud kissing!
Rejected rose, seek thy repose
Along with Hope I'm sorrow
Our love IL, lost! our Fate Is frost!
let's fly away tomorrow!
ronight-lets be as gay as she.
Let's join the tripping measure.
The place IL gay, the harpists play
"Ah, may | have the pleasure
MY rose--I see II cannot he.
loved YOU oh, SO madly'
[ hoped to find your heart more kind
| thought you liked me- sadly.
whats that? Take care! It's lost some
where!
You do! Let's stop minute
Behind this screen, we won't be seen!
Now. Put your finger In IT,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
TIE "Moupd Civ"

st. Louis rejoices in the sobriquet
Of Mound City from the fact that the
original settlers found there many
elevations which it is supposed were
relics of that strange people who
dwelt in the Ohio and Mississippi val
leys and are known to modern times
only as the Mound Builders. No ade-
quate explanation has yet been found
OF their strange mode of leaving
memorials of their existence. The
limestone bluffs on which part of
st. Louis stands furnish solid foun.
dalton for the business buildings.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
A Younu COMPOSER.

Rachel, aged IL, wrote an compo-
sition on wild flowers in which she
praised the arbutus. the liverwort,
the spring beauty. the blood root. and
all of the other blossoms of dell and
dale. But she wrote on both sides
of her sheet of paper, and when she
asked her father, who was an editor.
to publish her article he called her
attention to that fact.
You've written on both sides of
your paper" said he.
We'll" was the reply, and don't
you print on both sides of yours?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
Ane,en, "PubIic Penanee."


One Of a number of ancient manu-.
scripts which have just come to light
At Taunton, In England. bearing the
date 1924, refers to orders OF public
penance," imposed on persons behaV'
ing badly in church, calling each other
names. and other offenses. The onend.
or had to stand in the middle aisle oil
the church during the whole service
and sermon. generally wearing white
sheet and holding white wand. After
the sermon a full confession had to be
made and pardon asked before the
whole congregation. One instaRce OF
this form of punishment occurred at
Skillgate 10 1903, when Jane Weber
made confession of quarrcling and
nghtlng with another woman In
church during service.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
The WAY Of tie Child.

A small boy who had recently
passed his fifth birthday was riding
in car with his mother, when they
we're asked the customary question:
How old is the boy" After being
told the correct age. which did not
require a fare, the conductor passed
on to the next person.
The boy sat quite still as II ponder
ing over some question, and then,
concluding that full information had
not been given. called loudly to the
conductor, then at the other end OF
the car: And mothers 81"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19

Sometimes It tickles woman to
love a man with whiskers.
A man who can feed n calf and get
the milk butted into his face without
swearing, deserves wife who al.
ways kisses him just the same when
he brings home unexpected company
for dinner, as when he doesn't.
It helps a lot, Mr. Man. If you leave
your troubles In the Office and go
home smilingly to your family. 1t
likewise makes home happy, Madam,
IL you will forget your household
worries when your husband enters
the door. Tell each other your joys
and let the troubles take care of
themselves. Don't find fault, what
ever you do. Grumbling and whin-
ing Is death to happiness.
Even a fish doesn't find 1t necessary
to drink all the time-like some men.
And now preacher wants to sew
up the pockets in the trousers of pub
lie speakers. so they cannot put their
hands in them They can carry their
money in their stockings, | suppose,
as ct is said some women do.
At last! An Indiana woman found
a man under her bed and now she is
his wife, She was when she found
him. too, which is the unfortunate
part of 1t. The man was shot-er
mean, half shot.
A Pittsburg doctor says hen has
mind Aud cnpaa nf hnnpr tnp
else why should she deposit her egg
under the very center of the barn
floor?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
In the MARRIAGE Ceremony.

Somewhere before the benediction
of the marriage ceremony might be
well inserted Amiel's beautifully ca.
denced words to women facing their
great life work: "Neyer to tire. never
TO grow old; to be patient, sympa.
thetic, tender; to look for the budding
flower and the opening heart; to hope
always; like God, to love always-this
Is duty."-Anna A. Rogers, in the At
lantic Monthly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
Tho Love Note in Fiction.

There is something irritating and
at the same time fascinating in the
ern novels, Few have not felt at some
time in their lives the responsive echo
In their own natures even to the
crudest love story; passion in some de.
gree Is UNIVERSAL We are all involved
and there is no escape; hence the
novel, no matter of what materials 1t
is built up, pays tribute to the primary
law of mans nature by giving prece.
dence In fnality to love.-Parsi, Rom
bay.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-19
Salmagundi.

II your hens won't lay, fashion for
them some cute little pajamas and
scatter a few pillows about the hen
house. In other words. make the hen
home happy!
Education Is not filling the brain as
a storehouse. 1t Is teaching the heart
to know and love better things, to be
tenderer, truer and more forgiving OF
the weaknesses OF others.
The longer and whittier the patri'
arch's whiskers. the more apt is he to
squirt tobacco juice all down the
front of them.
II the energy and time expended In
chewing the rag. we've used In mas
ticating yictuals, there would be less
dyspepsia and nightmare in the
world,
| SrMe4e4.e