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Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20
kaiser Bills Eiunnnr

A German editor told at a dinner In New
York a new story about the German en-
peror.
THE emperor not long ago" he said,
was taken IN. Two physicians were call
ed in They examined the patient, decided
that ne had Influenza and advised that
he remain abed three days
In the midst OK their advice and talk
the imperial bodyguard drew up before the
palace. Loud hurrahs sounded from the
crowd outside and the emperor rose and
ran to the window
"One Of the physicians demonstrated,
but the emperor interrupted him.
1t is necessary he said with a laugh
for me TO show myself at this window
for II is stated In Baedeker and the other
guide books that ! may be seen here
from the street about this time every
day
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20
Why this enormous patronage?


nze, that what is BEST FOR THEM IS none too good
Why this enormous patronage?
The is simple: Cascarets pure, cean sweet,
mild fragrant harmless effective e tablets Tor the treat
and of Constipation and all Bowel Troubles lhey
put up little enamel boxes TO buy easy to
carry lin PURSE to take and easy OF action
always reliable always the they work while you sleep
and wake you up feeling fine in the morning.
bowels CLEAN ansep
all disease
Oh
continuously
GOOD better and PUFER
and will live IN
by principles and changes required IN Our formula or
We adopted in 1896 when the first
worked
sold Cascarets STAND
PURITY QUALITY MEDICINAL MERIT than any
other preparation for Bowel trouble in all the world
great for Cascarets At
ONCE healthier for Some people have CRC
others HAB
CONSTIPATION and neglect
EVERYBODY has OCCASIONAL CONSTIPATION, which, not
of Is liable result its degeneration into the worse
and great suffering and perhaps death.
Caae patiently and regularly will remedy all of these
of the Boe will the FINEST PREVENTIVE discovered
and will keep all the machinery running in good order z5
you get DAY and
Take feel
bowels druggist will sell the Little box under
GUARANTY OF satisfaction refunded All druggists O
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

run down from $50 to 10 pounds.
was having terrible pain in the
kidneys. and the secretions passed
almost involuntarily. My left leg
swelled until it was "a inches
around, and the doctor tapped it night
and morning until / could no longer
stand it, and then he advised amputa-
ton | refused. and began using
Doan's Kidney Pills The swelling sub
sided gradually. the urine became nat
ural. and all my pains and aches dlsap-
peared. | have been we'll now for nine
years since using Doan's Kidney pills. y
For sale by all dealers. 30 cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, y. y.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

Gunner-'Yes she paid $500 for her
spring outdt l tell you She was a picture
on Easter Sunday"
Guyer-"Yes, and her husband was a
picture also"
Gunner Indeed! What kind Of a pic
ture was he2"
Guyer-"Why, the picture of despair"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20
hOM'S IhiS2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF CatHrrh than cannot be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure
f. J. CHENEY * co. Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known f. ].
Cheney for the last 10 years. and believe
him perfectly honorable In all business
and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm
WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo O.
Hslrs Catarrh Cure IS taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Testimonials sen:
free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Hslrs Family pills for constipation.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

says: II had been
showing symptoms Of
kidney trouble from
the time | was mus
tered out Of the army.
but In all my life l
never suffered as in
1897. Headaches, diz-
ziness and sleepless-
ness. first, and then
dropsy. | was weak
and helpless, having
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

Teacher Ostend, can you tell us any
thing about the wooden horse Of Troy?'
Ostend-"The wooden horse of Troy
why. mA'am. | suppose If II was wooden
horse il must have been sawhorse" D"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20
NEW DESIGNS IN WALL PAPER

The new paper this season is plain,
with a heading which comes in beau
tiful floral effect producing a border
when pasted to the walls Large clus-
ters OF flowers trailing in places is
one of the neat designs. \ deep cream
paper splendid for north room, has
a branch border resplendaut i'm spring
fruit blossoms and graceful birds. 1t
is an attractive paper for a bed room.
The almond blossom is truly the work
of art, while the gerauium is a very
attractive paper i'm pink The plain
walls are excellent to show to adVan-
tage good pictures.
ar, ,v,rs,z. ,-.---ao--'-, -. ,,.,,,.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

Passenger-"Y say there was a big
vvashout on this road last week.
Conductor-'N
passengar-"Huh! Some Of the water
must have leaked ont of the stock"
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20
A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

How Il Veteran Was Saved the Am
putation of q Limb.
Il. Frank Dorcmus, veteran, OF
Roosevelt Ave, Indianapolis, Ind.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20
There is NOTHING TOO

There is NOTHING TOO
GOOD for the American n
people-thats why we started
to make Cascarets Candy
Cathartic. The first box made
its appearance in 1896, and the
enthusiastic endorsement OF
the people has been bestowed
upon Cascarets ever since.
The sale today is at the
- r nyyTD nHII TOM
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

The heart is dead when the smile Of n
child cannot SIR its depths.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

Sometimes the most successful argu-
ment Is that of silence.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

Mrs, WinsIow,s SOOTHING sTBup 7ar Childrea
tee hing sOttenG the gums, reduces inflammation. al
Ays pain. cures wind oolin. y cent oNttle
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20
Nothing Too
Good
For the
American People

BOXES MONTH proving that the American people recog-
nize, that what is BEST FOR THEM is none too good.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-04-20

BARGAINS in earms ana ranches in the
great judith Hasin and central Montana
where wheat IS king and stock raising is
producing unllmited wealth. Free book
let and list Of land9 ON application. Ed
mund Wright, Lewiston. Mont.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25
LANDED MONSTER STURGEON

~AaN 49, r@HN'6N $50
Patrick Kaddou, one of the Oldest fish
ermen on the south shore Of Lake Michi-
gan, has a new fish story, and the fish it.
self as proof and affidavit of one of the
most wonderful catches ever made in Lake
Michigan.
Kaddon and some friends Melted a mon.
ster sturgeon east of Hammond. When
they got the fish ashore Ii sealed more
han 800 pounds. In the fish's side, pro-
truding from its gill. was a pair of large
tongs, the prongs being embedded in its
body. The news of the wonderful catch
travelled UP and down the lake shore and
attracted many visitors to the Kaddou re-
sort. Among them was Richard Much OF
Clark Station. who two years ago was
noted as a lake fisherman. He identified
the tongs as his own .
On June il, 1904, Much and his sons
were fishing off the Hammond shore, three
miles out, when they hooked an enormous
sturgeon. When they drew It TO the boats
side Much seized the huge fish through the
gills with a pair of tongs. Enraged with
pain, the sturgeon dashed the water so
that the boat was swamped and the men
thrown into the lake.
The men hung on the gunwale Of he
overturned boa for four hours, when they
were seen by the South Chicago life say
ing crew and rescued. Much never fshed
again. 3
The sturgeon caught the other day is a
warrior, for it was SCARED IN many
places. 1t is the largest fish ever pulled
out OF the lake, as far as is known here.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25
No Railroad Passes in Franc,

An excellent feature of French rail-
road management is described as fol-
lows by Charles Edward Russell In
Soldiers of the Common Good" in the
March Everybody's:
With the pass bribery nuisance
France deals In summary fashion. Rail-
roads have no chance to win the good
will of French deputies and senators by
surreptitious favors. Every French
senator and deputy has by law an an
nual pass on every railroad. This the
government compels the railroads to
furnish. Then the government deducts
for the pass, 10 francs a month from
the pay of h senator or deputy. The
railroads get nothing. That is the ex-
tent of that performance. The passes
are provided to afford the senators and
deputies opportunity to acquaint them
selves with conditions in the country
and every part of it.
THE president of the republic must
be transported on public business at
the expense of the railroads. That is
the law. and service entails no kind OF
obligation on the presidents part. Even
IL the companies were to furnish him
with a special train OF beautiful cars.
that would mean nothing, because they
are obliged to transport him with their
best devices anyway"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25
GLOBE SIGHTS.
From the Aatchison Globe.

Even a heroine would look very wei,
after washing her head.
AS n grows older, moonlight and
popcorn gradually yield precedence to
more substantial joys.
A man With a lot of money may not
be very popular, but he is a big help
to the community.
If a man has no ability, and no in.
dustry, no amount of goodness Will
make him q successful nan
Women who claim they can marry
any man they want to. occasionally
exhibit mighty poor Judgment.
You will not hear much more of orr
friend. the turkey. until the summer
rains begin to drown the young.
Blowing a cornet is good exercise for
developing the lungs, but there is al
ways danger that it will develop a
feud.
A dog that gets a new collar with a
holly ribbon attachment is not usually
one OF the useful members Of his
breed.
There is one kind Of economy that is
never practiced on the farm: A saving
Of Kerosene these dark winter morn
ings.
What a preacher designates as a
"call," would be termed a raise" by
followers of the favorite American
card game.
A boy who is properly raised is about
as much shocked as any one who hears
him, When he uses his first swear
word.
1t is possible to be so truthful that
with every additional gem you get in
your crown Up There, you lose a friend
IN earth.
AS u general rule, wherever you find
a sensitive child" investigation will
reveal the fact that it has an indulgentI
mother.
When q man tells his wife she will
have to cut down expenses, she thinks
and thinks, and then decides it will
have to be on cigars.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25
A BIGGER Place.

From E~verybody's.
There Is no end to the stories told Of
r.. Traycrs. who extracted more
humor than discomfort from his stutter-
ing. A friend who had known him In Bal
timore said to him:
Billy. 1t seems to me that you stutter
more now than wnen you lived in Balti-
more"
"W-w-wel, N-n-new York's q b-b-big-
ger place." returned Travers thoughtfuly.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

1t Is almost impossible to grow q
nice crop OF potatoes or get a good
quality OF apples, without spraying. To
be effective spraying must be done at
the proper time n In the Eight was-
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25
XXI.
MOST UNGENTLEMANLY.

MOST UNGENTLEMANLY.
AS we neared the upper end of the
park, | told my chauffeur, through the
tube, to enter and go slowly. When
ever a lamp flashed III at us, | had a
glimpse of her progress toward COM
posure-now she was drying her eyes
with the bit of lace she called a hand
kerchief; now her bare arms were up,
and with graceful fingers she was ar
ranging her hair; now she was straight
and still, the soft. fluffy material with
which her wrap vas edged drawn close
about her throat. l shifted to the OBJ
posite seat, for my nerves warned me
that i could not long control myself,
IL / stayed on where her garments
were touching me.
1 looked away from her for the
pleasure of looking at her again, of
realizing that my overwrought senses
were not cheating me. Yes, there she
was. In all the luster of that magnetic
beauty / cannot think OF even now
without an upblazing of the fire which
is to the heart what the sun is to a
blind man dreaming OF sight. There
she was on my side OF the. chasm that
had separated uS-alone with me
mine-mine! And my heart dilated
with pride. But a moment later came
a sense of humility. Her beauty in
toxicated me, but her youth, her fine
ness, so fragile for such rough hands
as mine, awed and humbled me.
II must be very gentle" said / to
myself. II have promised that she
shall never regret. God help me to
keep my promise. She is mine, but
only to preserve and protect"
n that idea OF responsibility In
possession was new to me-was to have
fa~r-reaching consequences. Now that
/ think OF IL, / believe ii changed the
whole course or my life.
She was leaning forward, her elbow
on the easement OF the open window of
the brougham, her cheek against her
hand; the moonlight was g~listening on
her round. firm forearm and on her
serious face. Hoy far, far away from
everything 1t seelr1s here!p she said.
her voice tuned 10 that soft, clear light,
and o beautiful II ISL Then. ad-
dressing the noon and the shadows OF
the trees rather than me. II wish I
could go on and on--and never return
toto the world
II wish we could" said I.
My Q was low. but she started.
drew back Into the brougham. became
an outline In the deep shadow. IN ana
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

1t takes feed to make milk. The good
dairy COW will do her part. but she
must be supplied with Matchmaking
food.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

Feeding OF mich COWS must be done
with rare Judgment. 1t is a pretty nice
thing to know just how much grain a
COW will consume with profit.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

Every one who sells dairy products
should study how to please his GUS
omer Cleanliness style Of package
and promptness In delivery will wiz
trade and hold II.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

The scrub grain farmer stands no
show now in the big markets. He be-
longs to the same class as the scrub
stock raiser. Neither one of them can
keep out of debt. The man who raises
rs to 80 bushels Of corn per acre, or rs
to 80 bushels of wheat per acre, or 60 to
so bushels OF oats per acre, never uses
anything but choice, well-bred seed.
Money spent for pure, strong seed, Is
as wisely invested as money spent for
pure-bred stock to breed UP a herd.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

There should not be any question
now about the most profitable stock
for the farmer. The only kind that
pays is the sort hat will turn thei
feed to the best account. and 1t Is only
the well-bred animals which are trained
to do this. The scrub steer or COW has
sluggish temperaments and poor diges-
ton. They are built to eat to sustain
life, without ability to turn feed into
meat or butter fat. Whether as q fat
stock or dairy proposition get the best
individual animals O can.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

Breaking a COW OF kicking Is not so
easy as one might imagine. Here kind
ness Will do more than all the con-
trivances you can AK up In q week.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

Winter eggs depend upon how well
you feed your hens. 1t takes greer
stun, grains, meat and grits to make
eggs. Unless ypu give these to the
hens you need not expect eggs.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

rle most effective remedy against
wire-worms in corn is changing the
crop for at least two successive years.
This will drive the worms out Of the
soil, so that the third yea the field
may safely be planted again to corn.
Various solutions or dips " been
tried, but usually do more injury to the
corn than to the worms. Put the In
fected field down to clover. 1t will be a
good thing for the soil, besides getting
rid Of the corn pests. Vigorous meas
ures will now have to be used to save
the fields through the central parts Of
Illinois.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

A farmer should know at the end Of
each year just how he stands Too
many are satisfied with the income OF
the year, without Analysing their oper-
atoms to see which crops have paid and
which have lost money for them. Not
many business men can make every
department of their bushes pay. but
they usually know where they are los
ing money, and cut it off. Every farm
product should be grown at a profit,
and with a little systematical book
keeping one can easily enlarge the best
money makers and leave the others
alone. Try books for one year, just TO
see There you are at.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

A correspondent says: your advice
about building up a dairy herd is all
right, but we have so many bull calves
that the work is awfully slow" That
is n Of the unlucky things In breed
ing dairy cattle, they won't bring heif-
ers every time. For this reason every
heifer calf should be a jewel, take care
Of her and increase her tribe as fast as
possible.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

The writer saw as nice a bunch
of coming yearling heifers In
Green county, Ia, last week
as he has run across in
a long time. They were bred along
milk lines and they had been fed a
little grain daily all the way from
calfhood. They were not fat, but
growthy, loose skin and every one had
the dairy form. 1t pays to keep the
calves growing.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

Mr.. Gurier says mat a COW that pro-
duces only 200 pounds of butter yearly
just about pays for her keep. One that
will produce 400 pounds yearly pays for
board and care. and enough In addition
TO make her worth $500. The 200 pound
COW Is really not worth any thing.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

There are two ways of finding out
what each COW is doing, one is by test
ing and the other is by churning the
cream from each separately. Right
here Is the starting point in building
up a dairy herd, for, until o know the
value Of each animal, as a cream pro-
Queer, you do not know which ones
should raise the dairy calves.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-25

The question of getting some equit-
able returns from $3.50 an acre land, is
now racking the brains of a good many
farmers. The proposition is this: One
must employ modern methods. use the
best seeds, and make everything move
to count on the winning side. 1t takes
a mighty bright business man to handle
these high priced lands and show n
profit. The thing is being done, but
1T calls for good horse sense and q
thorough knowledge Of stock and crops.
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-02-15

raising. storing anu use of our
water we are yet in the infant
stages. AS we progress in this
direction, we will gradually learn
how to take care OF and utilize
every drop of water in its passage
from its mountain source to the
ocean. AS it is now, it is "A well
known fact that the graveled bot
toms of all our streams and rivers
carry beneath their surfaces AN
underhow of water nearly as great
as that which we use. Experience
will teach us the best way to raise
water to the surface and thereby
vastly increase our farming area
Field and Farm.
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-02-15
Trustees Sale

Whereas. {. i. Griswold, did by his GER
tain deed of trust, dsted October s. 1903
and recorded in Book 81. in the office of the
county clerk and recorder of Conejos
county. Colorado. at page 329. convey to
the public trustee of Conejos county, Colo
twenty-five Us. in township thiIty.se ven
l37.l north of range nine. tD +. n. NJ NJ,
in Conejos county. Colorado and did as
sign security two shares of the capital
stock of the Commonwealth Irrigation
company, evidenced by certificates 6S4 and
6S5, to secure the payment of four promis-
sory notes aggregating twenty-four hun
dred (S2iO.00) dollars. and,
Whereas said deed of trust provides that
in the event of the breach of any of the
conditions or covenants thereof, the legal
holder of said notes may. upon request to
said public trustee therefor. have said trust
deed foreclosed and.
Whereas, tn ere is a breach of the coven-
ants of the said deed and request has
been made in writing for the foreclosure OF
the said trust deed.
Now, therefore, /. +. 5. Christensen, pub
lie trustee i'm and for said Conejos county,
hereby give notice that on Thursday the
7th day of March, 1907. at the hour of eleven
q, clock "a. M, at the east front door of the
county court house, in Conejos, Colorado.
/ will sell at public venduc the above de-
scribed property for cash for the purpose of
paying the amounts due by the terms of
the said notes and trust deed and expens-
es of this foreclosure.
Dated at Conejos. colorado. this 18th day
of January, 1901 ,>
Public trustee of Conejos County. Colo
RADIO.
First publication February s.
Last publication March j.
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-02-15
You May Want To Dip

Your sheep before you ship. If
you do use REX LIME & SUI
PHUR DIP, recommended by
the government inspectors. No
cooking required A perfect
chemical mixture, sure death to
the scab and may save you a sec
ond dipping. For sale only by
me at prices F. o. b., Monte Vista
the same as Pueblo or Denver
One barrel will dip 800 sheep.
w. O STATION,
More Vista, Colo