The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-07-14
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 ''rS To vii. tSa thsir ssSs country co .... | (And just loii around and ct ! Oh. poor trembline mortal. now what He jast get his think maehin. hoss,ns
 For % nj: brain ;i !. VI s,l in : .xh,rl So he tried all he could to be nice and tKneEinE full well that h. didn't know Whether 'twers girl or boy. Oh. my. how the thing did an- The fond mother. looked straight at him and smiled, Thinking, of course, that the young man was riled. From the diimduity'
 He chuciisd the chin Of the wee.
 q think .hsy.,s all sauashy.
 And i thini they'rs all squenchy- A nosed too.)
 Ee :;id M - .ss HIM was. des . sweet 1it- I hope SHE'LL get prsttier every year. In fact IT'S 50 sweet From HIS toes to HER feet" beads of precipitation ...l' stanmered and blushed in sheer des@ He murmured good day And he just ran away. AAvertiseR Shods. Oh, of course all airship cranks are mighty. except those that turn the pro- President> Roosevelt confesses that he knows nothing about millinery. Is 1t possible that there is . subject of had our doubts heretofore. But when even. Aristotle would have to rsnis: "One Food turn deserves another" remarked the freezer to the crank.
 It's the ice man who cuts the ice these days.
 Now is the time of year when . man thinks it's injustice to have to wear . don't wear much of anything but . skirt and . sweet smile.
 The girl who hands you the ice pitch- curly headed angel. T
 About tho hardest thing for . woman to do Is to admit that Sshe has straight hair and the curls are not natural.
 Somebody has stolen Pete" of White House fame. Next thing he'll be doing tricks in vaudeville under the manage ment of some contemplating Yankee.
 Why are three hours in . chair at the opera easier than an hour in a.l
 Because the ''choirs" are 70 diner- good form to ask people you meet, 'Ts 1t hot enough for youT The Ladies Home Journal would not consider this nice etiquette.
 Styles in women's clothes have not changed in Japan in oyer 2.500 years. tieships.
 What has become of the old fashion cd kid who never could work his arith- metio sums? asks an exchange
 Why he's holding down Govern ment departmental job in Washington.
 If Harry Thaw had been born in vir. sinia he might now be smoking cigar cites and sippins creme de 91enthes in
 Bridge whist is the only real Bridge of Sighs for the poor hubby who has to stay at home and mind the kids.
 Is goose grease slicker than owl grease, and are they both slicker than anything else? asks The Nashville
 with all their "slickttvity" they arc neither of lem Ae slick aa John D. Rockefeller.
 Some of the. greatest of us look quite ordinary these days in our shirt
 The jingoes are trying their utmost to make Uncle Sam step on poor little Japan's bare feet with the menacins little spurs on her heels
 Oh. to be or in Shirt Sleeve Land. Without . collar or tie. N In country town To wander round /. And catch each breeze blown by. Where % the girls sdon't open their mild .,. O,ue ioe eyes ,.,,.r in ae., .,rnr,.. When Nn oHa they T know e that he 1se swelters and
 fumes and fries. ~ take
 me so
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 Land. In Shirt Sleeve Land
 I'm longing to be
 With a fen and a book On the Polar Sea. watching the kids in the brooklet