The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-16

tell when bull is going to take exccp-
tions to your hat, your clothing or even
your gait. He decides that he doesn't
love you bit and comes for you. You
are tossed twenty feet high. on his
horns. and when you come down the
vital spark has fed"
"The vital nonsensc!' contemptuous.
~ exclaimed Mrs. Perkins.
Suppose, however, that the buli
takes no exceptions to our clothes and
gait and permits US to pass on. We
climb two rnil fences and reach an old
wharf. We tempt Providence by stand
ing on 1t. We fish for hours and catch
no fish. BY innuendo call you hoo.
doc. BY innuendo you call me liar.
at once begin to think of the cheap
tombstone I shall buy you at your
death. and you at once begin to wonder
II you've got to put up with me for
five or ten years longer"
"Your words are mere sophstry, Mr..
Perkins. You can crawl through the
smallest knothole of any man | ever
saw"
"But let us 60 back little, Mrs.
Perliins--let us go back. I was think
ing one day last May that we'd 90
fishing next day when happened to
open a medical pamphlet There was
treatise In 1t on fish,"
"Oh, of courser
ut was stated that the fresh fish OF
this country were responsible for 200.
600 deaths per year."
II will never believe it--never"
A. to Fresh Fish.
"Fresh fish, according to that treatise,
are liable to various forms of blood
poisoning, and when eaten they com.
municate the ailment to the eater. You
may congratulate yourself on escaping
some form Of blood poisoning. Mrs.
Perkins. You may have escaped death
ITSELF"
whats the use of listening to such
twaddlev' exclaimed Mrs. Perkins as
she rose up.
'Sit down, my DEAR" he replied.
'sYou wanted to know why didn't
take You fishing this summer, and I
am trying to give you lucid expla-
nation. ! had my doubts of the truth
Of the article In the pamphlet. and
called on an eminent physician. He
corroborated all the statements of the
writer. In fact, about five years ago
he and his wife went fishing, and a
large pickerel they caught and took
home and cooked gave them both
case Of blood poisoning. He lost
leg and she an arm In consequence.
DO wish to lose a leg? Do l wish
you to lose an armN
II don't. believe the yarn"
1T struck me that you wouldn't, my
dear, and SO overhauled medical
encyclopedia. There found that:
sturgeon may give you cramps.
"Pickerel may sow the seeds OF tu.
berculosls. is
"Bass may bring on cases Of asthma.
"Pike fried In butter and crumbs
have caused insanity.
."Perch have caused melancholia and
loss Of appetite.
"Minnows have caused swelling Of
the gums and loss OF teeth
"The eating Of bullheads he's been
the first step to crime.
There the list ceased, Mrs. Perkins.
and ! ceased with II. I saw and real
lied the tremendous risk we ran. and
whenever you approached the subject
of going a-fishing switched you Off.
Now that you know all you cannot
blame me? On the contrary, I look
for praise instead. You are Mrs. Per-
kins No. 2 Ind hard struggle to
get you. want to keep you. Love
and duty have been my guiding stars
In this matter. As said. l will prom
lse you many sleigh rides In January
and February. and will make note
of the same I'm my book. Next sum
mer. in case the fish recover their nor.
nal health
Good night. Mr.. Perkins," she said
as she swept out Of the room.
i've may possibly go fishing" he
finished. and then lie reached for the
paper. lifted the cat into his lap and
realized that there was no place like
n r,hi1OsOnhar "