The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-07-23

| 1t is good for man or beast. 1t can
| be rubbed on the outside or taken by
| way of the neck. 1t can be taken up
| in a balloon or down a coal mine
| before or after eating-in the glare of
| the electric light or in the darkness OF
the WoodShed.
For sale, up TO this date, only from
my wagon travelling around the coun-
try to sorrer with the sorrering and to
uplift unfortunate humanity. The
sama outfit also takes tin-types at ten
cents a take, and exhibits a fighting
dog, a grasshopper in bottle and
uwenty-four moving pictures that do
move. 80
The celebrated Pilgrim Joe, better
known throughout Europe, Asia,
Africa and America as The Friend OF
Humanity, will be there to make
change and to talk to you. Any one
better for a week, even without taking
a drop of medicine r
Has your liver turned to leather or
become cobble stone? The Resolv-
ent will do the business.
Have your lungs become filled up
with coal ashes, sand, grit, broken
glass, peanut shells, apple cores, cigar
stubs and wooden tooth picks? one
does of the Resolvent begins the bust
ness, and five doses finds you turning
hand springs, and wishing you could
live thousand years.
Has the rheumatism twisted your
legs around the back of your neck and
rendered you helpless? Take four
doses of my Resolvent and jump over
six rail fences.
Has the family doctor sat at your
bedside and felt your pulse and SOL
EMMY shaken his head and said to you
that you had better make your will
and kiss the members of your family
goodby? Has he gone from your dy-
ing beside to Jones' grocery and offer
ed to bet a new hat agfn a quart of
molasses that you won't never go
huckIeberrying agin on this earth?
around you with tears in their eyes
and towels in their hands and whis-
pered their farewells? Have you re-
f1ected on all the mean things you have
them? Are you resigned to become an
angel and go flying about and live on
air instead of meat and Eaters?
If you want to linger with the rest
of us on earth and take in the next
circus that comes along-if you want
to be here when blackberries are ripe
again-if you desire to hear the end
of the nightinga1e's song, then take
dose of Pilgrim Joe's Resolvent, even
If they have to pry your jaws open
with an anx. One does will set your
toes to curling and your mind to won
dering what all the boohooing is
about. Two doses drives the dog out
from under the bed and makes you
think of Yankee Doodle. By the time
YOU have taken half a bottle you are
out of bed and wanting to know why
in blazes the COWS haven't been MIXED
and supper put on the table. When
the doctor drops in next morn
ing to ask what time you expired, talk
to him. Talk vigorously and in a high
key It will strength len your lungs and
do him good at the same time,
Don't understand me as saying that
there will be no more dying because
have invented this new Resolvent.
There will be wars and earthquakes
and cyclones. People will continue to
fall from trees and tumble over preci-
piees. Old age will continue to creep
pedestrians. I simply claim for this
wonderful Discovery that it takes nine
Ly-nine chances out of a hundred and |
wins. Taken in connection with Pill
grim Joe's Alleviator, you are about as |
safe as if shut up in a new barrel and |
thrown overheard at sea-, Both rem
adies are composed of roots and herbs, |
and $4,000 reward will be paid to any |
>ne finding bird gravel, Prussic acid.
ogwood, fish hooks or other deleter-
Gus substances mixed in.
Look for the blue label and take no
other. Look for Pilgrim Joe and his
outfit, and do not be deceived by Buff
'alo Bill or any one looking like him.
You need no personal introduction.
This Discovery is for all who can
he next three or four years shall not
INQUIRE too closely into the moral
character of would-be buyers.
In its way, my second wonderful
Discovery, which is called Pilgrim
Toes Infexihle And Invincfble Hair
t is entirely composed of roots and
PARKS imported at great expense from
central America. The ingredients