The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-20
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CASSIE JOHNSON, Waveriy, Va
Go to Utah pefor. It's too late
You'd better go West on freight
ID. W. LEARY. JR.. Box s1I, City.
GU, Make is still on the slate.
c B. p, Columbia, Va
MRS. H.. X FRANKLIN. 1910 West Ave.
Diamond dyes you'll need on your pate.
Il 1. VALENTINE, 100 W. Lombardy.
Ae cA fashi a 5, sIxos. A.hl land Va.
He, birthday she'll not celebrate.
b H. Bowling Green. Va.
Welded life; It's blessed estate.
There are thiIgs you can't renorate
. MRS. yffos. J. WESLEY, I6s w Peach
tree. Atlanta, Ga.
sses got this for fooilns with fate:
MILDRED BLACK. sos Meadow.
When old maids cease angling. IT'S late.
Next see her ad-wanted, a mate.
MRS. MARY w CLASS, iii Il. Leigh.
For these times. she's quite out OF date.
ne. CLARK. 900 W. Franklin
Blame not u.s. we wed real estate.
MRS. sMATrIE E. CHERRY. GIT \. stst
|, Her hopes-though deferred-any-m mate Tan
MARY l.. JONES. Box ST, city
Maxine this is sad: but tits fate
No new entries without rebate.
MRS. J. H. AYREs. Accomac, Va.
Maxine has welded her fate.
MRS. EDWARD CLAY. 1905 n Third.
Let's take her and teach her to skate.
MRS. JOS. B. LYME. City. 8
bort elope and get papa irate.
MRS. II. n. ROBINSON. pals, Va
Shelf be- lief, on the, shelf like a-sIate
MRS. II. a. THOMAS. South Boston. Va.
Many parts and many men caused your fate
MRS. H. X. W. liz y. Morris.
She looks like old Endor's playmate.
Old Charon would cen hesitate.
T. NJ. TIGNoR, Highland Park.
Should she marry now. Gold help her mate
n. X. WILSON. City.
Stop angling. you've out of bait
RUTH T. WILSON, s19 ". Grace
For marriage ha hs but , yeare lat e,
Ali powder mills give rebate.
She fumbled, and now It's too late.
Behold. will the bridegroom come late?
ANONYMOUS.
For marriage you are too antiqlate.
MRS. S. A. BRoafRERG, 500 West
Grace.
But the bridegroom who eometh Is late.
Z ELIZABETH wEATHERS, Ayett, Va.
You've not worn your rings much of late
WILLIE WEATHERs, Aylett. Va.
Brass rings never yet bought a mate.
j. B. suTHERLaSD. lis Vest Grace.
"A quiet tongue shows wise pate.
MARY r. BEAL. Tunstail Va
Hc will come on the new two-cent rate.
What you need is a swift-running mate.
C. R,,ss21 West Grace
And laugh ut her early and late.
ROSA WRIGHT. s12 Park Avenue.
Why laugh at a prize-winner's fate?
Your gait we can all emulate
MRS. j, "A. FRENCH, Box 6, Orange,
Va.
Just a beau, by express or freight.
MRS. CHARLES I. Y-ANcEY, South Bos-
ton. Va.
How long at the church did you wait?
JAMES v. CHERRY, $40 East Broad.
For no girl doth time and tide wait.
I'll try my son 81 for your mate.
MRS. w. NJ. BICKERS. Jr.. City.
And now you'll take any old rate.
JOHNSTON "A. GATES. .70t n. 18th.
VIC admire the gray on your pate.
1t is never with her now, or late
Do silver threads have any weight?
Those rings bought that wig on her pate.
The clock on her steeple strikes late.
ScorT your gander will quack at the gate. !
( MRS. LUCY BALL, brakes Branch, Va.
She's a job lot ut less than half rate. \
Sho Is the last rose OF summer, blooming
late.
Hurry up--she can no longer wait.
Lee us send her n husband by freight.
E. L. GILES. 3025 w. Grace. =
She'll be hooked at the thirty-cent rate.
You're euchrcd: solitaire is your fate
JOSEPH w. EVERETT, KesWick. Va
Marriage bells are for Max out of date
School teaching or musings your fate
4 A WINSTON, So4 Willoughby Ave-. Nor
folk Va. .3e 81
Skiddoo, twenty-three was your fate.
< AIRS. JOHN FRISCHKORN, .fR.. City. y
Az good fish in the sea. but stale bait
MRS LORRAINE G.. RlCKEY. Box 90,
charlottesville. Va.
Ycr,re holding "chlcane" hands of late.
Poo, limericl1er, left by sad fate
MRS JOHN HUNTER, 4o1 f, Grace.