Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-17
MIR. Dooley Discusses
The Hague Conference


abolishin' tn mushroom bullet, which
entherin' tn inteeryor iv tn inimy
not much larger thin a marble soon
opens its dainty petals an goes
whirlin' tn allyminthry canal like 4
pin-wheel. TIL Chinese dillygate said
that he regarded this here insthru-
mint iv peace AS highly painful. He
had an aunt in Pekin, an estimable
lady, unmarried, two hundred an
fifty years iv age, who rayceived wan
without warnin' durin' tn gallant
rlscue iv Pekin firm tn foreign lega-
tons few years ago. He cud speak
with feelin' on tn subjeck as tn Chi
nese army did not use these pro-
| jictyles but were armed with beam
shooters. TIL English dillygate OPP
| posed tn resolution. I is says he,
quite thrue that these here pellets are
in nanny cases harmful to tn diges-
ton but l think it wud be goin' too
far to suggest that they be abolished
ontil their mannyfacther is betther
undherstud be tn subjick races he
says I suppose wan iv these bullets
might throw white man off his feed
but we have abundant proof that whin
inflicted into a black man they gr-
realty improve his moral tone An
afther all tn improvemint iv tn
, moral tone is, gintlemin, a far graver
matther thin amy mere physical
question. We know firm expeeryence
in South Africa that tn charmin' bull
let now undher discussion did much
to change conditions in that enlight-
ened an juicy part iv his Majesty's
domains. TIL darby that happened to
stop wan was all tn betther FIR it. He
retired firm labor an give up his
squalid an bigamious life he says.
I am in favor, however, if restrictin'
their use to encounters with races
that we properly considher infeeryor,
he says. TIL dillygate firm Sinagam-
bya rose to question iv privilege.
State ye'er question iv privilege says
tn dillygate firm Sinagambya. 4 feel
faint he says
9TH Hon'rable Joe Choate, dilly-
gate firm tn United States, moved
that in future wars enlisted men shud
not wear earrings. Carrid, on'y Italy
votin' no.
9TH conference thin discussed
BLOWN up tn inimy with dinnymite,
poisinin' him, shootin' tn wounded,
settin' fire to infants, bilin' prisoners
iv-war in hot lard an Robin graves,
Some excitemint was created durin'
tn talk be tn dillygate firm tn cam
nybal islands who proposed that
prisoners-iv-war be eaten. TIL Ger
man dillygate thought that this was
carryin' SPECIAL gift Nv wan power
too far. 1t wud give tn cannybal
Islands distinct advantage in case ~
war as Europeen sojers were accus-
toned to horses. TIL English dilly-
gate said that while much cud be said
against practice which personally
seemed to him rather unsportsmanlike
still he felt he must reserve tn right
iv amy cannybal allies Nv Brittanya
to so as far as they liked.
9TH Hon'rable Joe Choate moved
that in future wars no military band
shud be considered complete without
u base-dhrum. Carrid.
9TH entire South American dilly-
cation said that no nation ought to go
to war because another nation wanted
to hang it up on tn slate. TIL Eng
fish dillygate was much incensed
Why gintlemen' says he, if We de-
prived us iv tn right to collect debts
be KILN tn debtor we wud take away
firm war its entire moral purpose.
must ask we again to cease thinkin' on
this subjick in a gross mateeryal way
an considher tn moral side alone he
says. TIL conference was much moved
lie this pathetic speech, tn dillygate
firm France wept softly into his han
kerchef an tn dillygate firm Germany
whit over an forcibly tool an OPEN
face goold watch firm tn dillygate
firm Vinzwala
9TH Hon'rable Joe Choate moved
that in all future wars horses shud
be fed with hay wherever possible.
Carrid
"a long informal talk on tn REIN
Introduction iv sca.pin' followed At
last TIL dillygate firm Chiny arose an
says he: I'd like to know what war
il. What is war anyhow Til Lord
Knows, we don't says tn chairman.
We're all professors iv colledges~ or
lawyers whin we're home he says. Ia
it war to shoot my aunt?' says tn
dillygate firm Chiny. Cries iv No.
no. Is it wal to hook me fathers
best hat that he left behind whin he
bashfully hurrid away to escape tn
attintions iv Europeen sojery? he
says. is robbery WARP says he. ROB.
berry is nicissry part iv war says tn
English dillygate. nth purpose ivI
enfoorcin' a moral example he says.
WELL says old Wow Chow, I'd like to
be able to go back home an tell thin
what war really is. A few years back
We stint lot iv young men over to oul
part iv tn wurruld an without sayin
with ye'er leave or by ye'er leave they
shot us an they hung us up be our
psyche knots an they burned down
our little bamboo houses. Thin they
wint up to Pekin, set fire to tn town
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