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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
A WELLINGTON Ruse.

Once during the Iron Dukes cam
paign in the Pyrenees it happened that
General Picton's disposition for .receiv-
ing the assault Of Marshal Soult dis
pleased him. The danger threatened
from In front, and the difficulty lay in
delaying the attack until Wellington
could effect the change he wished. He
was, as usual, equal to the occasion
Waving his hat in the air, he galloped
to the front of the regiment as if he
meant to order charge. The whole Of
Picton's line cheered tremendously, and
as the roar died away Wellington was
heard to remark half to himself:
"Soult Is cautious commander and
will not attack in force without ascer-
tanning the meaning Of these cheers
That will leave time for the Sixth divi-
sion to come up, and we shall beat
him." This was exactly what happen
ed, and Soult sustained a bloody re-
pulse where he might have won an
easy victory.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Won Both Fee and Girl.

A young lawyer in western city
was asked by a business man against
whom a $4,000 claim was about to be
pressed to incorporate his business so
as to render him judgment proof. 1t
was his first chance for a fat fee, and
he did the job with immense success.
''They couldn't find cent? jubilantly
exclaimed the client after the usual
supplementary examination. Pocket
ing his fee, the attorney fastened to a
summer resort to press his suit for the
hand of fair maiden. Only the pa
ternal consent was lacking, so he de-
termined to make himself particularly
agreeable to the father. One evening
as they were putting their after dinner
cigars the father suddenly asked If the
lawyer knew a Mr.. -. Most assur.
eddy the sutton did.
swell, that old rascal owes me $685.
O0O," grunted the father, "and a tele-
gram informs me that some slick law
yer has fixed him up so can't recover
cent?
A hilarious outburst followed a min
ute Of silence on the part of the attor.
ney He told the whole story-and
won the girl-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Orchestra TUNING Explained.


Doubtless many theater goers have
wondered why it is a practice of or,
chestra musicians to make their ap.
pearance so far ahead of the time of
beginning the performance and sit in
their seats with nothing to do. Then
at seeming given signal, all hands
begin to tune up" torturing the ears
of the early arrivals with a series of
squeaks and scrapes. The mystery
was explained by an orchestra leader
the other day. "The instruments have
to be in accord with the temperature
Of the house," said he. "There may be
several degrees difference between the
temperature of the music room below
stage and the house itself. If we tuned
our violins downstairs they would all
be fiat when we take our places in
the orchestra. For that reason we
come upstairs earlier and let our in
struments get the house atmosphere
before the actual tuning begins."-
New York Press.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Thanks, Folks.

The Akeley Herald says of the
change in control of the Pioneer:
Last week we neglected in our
rush to mention the fact that
Clyde J. Pryor and A. G.. Rut-
ledge had secured the controlling
interest in the Daily and Weekly
Bemidji Pioneer with the former
as business manager and "Doc"
who is we'll known here as man
aging editor. This should make
the strongest team of pencil
pushers in northern Minnesota
and will no doubt "make good. "
Well here's hopin b'gosh.
And Sister Mary McFadden,
in her "News and Comments
Column of the Duluth News Tri-
bune, says of the manner in
which the Pioneer is handling the
trial of Wesley:
The Bemidji Pioneer is cover.
ing the "Dahl" murder trial at
Bemidji in a manner worthy of a
big city daily.
All of which is very nice; and
we again reiterate that we shall
put forth every, effort to give the
Pioneer readers the very best
there is in the news line, as long
as we Can afford to do so.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
A Small Horror.

The weasel is one small horror. AS
tonishingly strong, apparently fearless
and as persevering as an ant, when
once he has settled to the track Of a
rabbit that particular bunny is indeed
in grave peril The rabbit seems to
know it, too, and the knowledge to
half paralyze him, for he seldom at
tempts the one saving chance = a
straightaway, long sustained run at
top speed. And the end Of the patient,
we-do-but-wait-the-h hour sort Of pur-
suit! TITS indeed bloody murder. The
flend within angel garb finally tolls
within deadly distance. There is a
snakelike stroke, most likely aimed at
the big vein near the butt Of the rab-
bits ear. Once there, the brute sticks
leechlike to the blood sucking, while
the trembling, wailing rabbit totters
aimlessly about till it's drained body
falls Imply to pay it's tax to mother
earth. Edwin Sandys in Outing Mag
azine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Right Handed and Left Leaaed

q Most people would think that as man
Is, with very few exceptions, fright
handed" he would be at the same time
right legged But this is not the
case. Almost every right handed man
uses his left leg more than his right.
For instance, most people find it much
more natural to go around circles to
the right than to the left. That is be-
cause they start with the left leg. Be-
ing stronger, it is more readily brought
into action, and it is on this account
that bodies of soldiery always start to
march with the left foot. Almost all
courses for foot races are made out for
running to the right, and dancers will
indOrse the statement that the majority
of movements are far more easily ex-
ecuted in that direction. The left foot
is the one that is placed in the stirrup
for mounting horse, and in Jumping
it Is from the left foot that the athlete
takes off," Thus it will be seen, as
general rule, fright handed" people are
cleft legged"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Gatsina Her ledal Riuhts.

An old coloIed woman, arrayed In a
rusty black dress and a gorgeous pur-
pie picture hat over which was black
Grape veil. appeared at the courthouse
of Carolina town.
cam yo' de jedge oh reprobates;
sah" she asked, cautiously opening a
crack of the office door.
eyes, am the judge Of probate,
aunty. What can I do for your was
the smiling reply.
''Yassah! T'anky, sab! rs heah
cause nah ole man died detested an
lef' TO- liz inf1dels, an All wanter be
'pinted ter be dere executioner, eff yo'
please, sab" Success Magazine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
A Curious Epitaph.

The following epitaph is copied from
9 tomb in the vicinity Of Port Royal,
Jamaica: Here lieth the body of
Louis Caldy, Esq, native of Mont
pelller, In France, which country he
left on account of the revocation. He
was swallowed up by the earthquake
which occurred at that place in 1862.
but by the great providence of God
was, by a second shock, flung into the
sea, where he continued swimming un-
til rescued by boat and lived forty
years afterward.''
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Hinged Houses.

An American visiting Dublin told
some startling stories Of the height Of
New York skyscrapers.
Eye haven't seen our newest hotel,
have yep asked an Irishman.
NO. replied the Yankee.
"Well," said the Irishman, tits so
tall that we have to put the two top
stories on hinges"
"What for?' asked the American.
$50 we can let 'em down while the
moon goes byv' said Pat.-Pearson's
Weekly.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Prize Fights Must Stop.

Minneapolis, April 3.-There will be
no more prize fights in this city. Gov
ernof Johnson has notified A. w. Dire
ger, sheriff of Hennepin county, that
the so-called athletic exhibitions in
this city were in reality prize fights
and that the laws of the state of Min
nesota did not permit them. This
puts an end to all fight plans, num-
Der of Exhibitions" having been
scheduled to occur in the near future.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Smokinn In CONGRESS-.

The rule against smoking in con-
gress was adopted some years ago at
the suggestion Of the late Senator In
gals Of Kansas. The Kansas senator
complained one day that smoke was
being waited into the chamber from
the corridors or cloakrooms. Other
senators Joined the Kansan in protest.
The rule was passed. Later it de-
veloped that the smoke came from
burning waste near the capitol, and
the wind carried it into the building.
When it reached the olfactories Of Mr..
Ingalls, it reminded him of a Kansas
cigar. But the discovery Of the mis-
take did not abate the rule.-Washing
ton Post.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Strike Situation Bad.

Toledo, O., April 3.-The machin-
lists strike situation here is growing
desperate. Following the announce
ment that all strikers will in future
carry arms and defend themselves
against strikebreakers a meeting of
the mayor, chief of police and the po-
lice judge was held. The meeting
was held for devising ways and means
to guard against the bloodshed which
now seems imminent.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Out For the Dust,

Eva-Have you decided to accept the
young man. Katharine? Katharine
No. At present look upon him mere
as pack Of cards. EVA pack Of
cards? Katharine-Yes If he has the
long green I shall make a DEAL. Eva
And If he has not? Katharine-ThenI
shall cut him. Chicago News.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Some Employers Sign Scale.

Columbus, O., April 3.-Of the 300
members of the Painters and Dec
orators union on strike it is claimed
that 200 have returned to work, con-
tracts having been signed with their
employees. Two of the largest con-
tracing firms in the city have refused
to sign the scale and will declare for
an open shop.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
One Man Blown to Pieces,

Hammond, Ind, April 3.-One man
was blown to atoms and a small
storehouse of the Aetna Powder com.
pany at Aetna, Ind, was completely
wrecked by the explosion of 1000
pounds of dynamite. The cause of
the explosion is not known, as moth.
ing remains of the house in which it
occurred
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Points of Law.

II object to that question, your hon
or!' exclaimed the attorney for the de-
PENDANT.
ION the ground that it is imperh-
nent, immaterial and irrelevant, pre-
sume?'
"Only the first, your honor. It's ac-
tually impudent. Why, an answer to
that question would give my client
dead awayy
Naturally so delicate point had to
be taken under advisement.-Phil
phia Ledger.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
When Not to Leave a Balloon.

It is hideous and objectionable Of
Tense to jump out the moment the car
touches the ground. The veriest novice
should know that balloon always
bounces twice before settling herself
for the third and last time on the
ground, and you must stick to her till
it Is all over.-Princess Di Teano in
Strand Magazine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
A Sad Case.

'This milk is blue" said the custom
er angrily.
II know it, and I'm very sorry" re-
piled the milkman, "but the weather
we've been having lately has given the
cows melancholia, and it shows up In
the milk. brooklyn Citizen.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
An Exception.

The Professor-It is said that the or
binary brick absorbs nearly fifteen
ounces of water. The Joker-All the
boys say Boozem is a brick, but new
er heard Of him absorbing water.-Se-
attic Post-Intelligencer.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Good Idea.

First Beggar How is it that you al
ways manage to get something from
both of those women on the ground
floor of that apartment house? Sec
ond Beggar-Dead easy. l ring both
bells at the same time. Both women
come to the doors at the same time
and each one wants to Guido the other.
-Fliegende Batter.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
On the Woody Mississippi.

A humorist has said "the MISSISSIPPI
ri river is so crooked in places that
steamer going south has been known
to meet itself coming north, giving
passing signals and narrowly escaping
a collision with itself" Detroit Free
Press.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
An ObIiqinq Man,

Heine Cat the village barber's)-I say,
do you know why this mans shop is
hung all over with sacred pictures
Beine-Oh, yes; that is for the conven-
fence of his customers. so that they
may call on all the saints when he
shayes neutrality-suspicious. Batter.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Homeric Symbol.

You know the fine picture in Homer
of the dead leaves which fall to make
place for the young buds. It is as true
OF men as of trees; we have our time
and pass away. Behind our vanished
youth terminates the youth Of others.
Our children's destiny ought not to be
dulled by what there has been In ours.
Revue des Deux Mondes.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
One Condition.

Mr.. Wysun-I want you to have ey
erything that is good for you, my dear.
Mrs. Wysun-Oh, thank you, John. Mr..
Wysun-But remember that am to be
the judge of what is good for you
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Our Nearest Approach,

"Have you any decorations in Amer
lea like the Victoria cross, for exam
pleY'
"Er-er-well, think perhaps the
double cross is our nearest approach
to it."-New Orleans Times Democrat.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Giving II Away,

The Young Man-Dicky, you think a
good deal of your sister, don't you?
Dicky entertaining him) You bet! So
does ma and pa. She's been In the
family mighty near forty years. Chi
cago Tribune.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Very DaeoI,ete

Very Oecoliete.
"Poor chap! Everything he earns
goes on his wife's back"
"Well. if you'd seen her at the opera
you wouldn't think he earned much
Bohemian.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
All Thst,s Necessary,

"Do Mr.. and Mrs Henpeck live hap
pllyY
Mrs. Henpeck does."- Houston Post.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
Leze Majesty.

Ann-You don't tell me that that
gem Of cook left Mrs. Dust! Flo
Yes. You see, Mrs Dust refused to
change grocers when the cook and the
delivery boy fell out-Puck.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
"Abstemious" and "facetious'' are
the only words in English having the
vowels in their order.
A Lever.

us that baby strong?'
well, I should say so! He raised
the whole family out Of bed at 8 o'clock
this morning, and scientists say that
that's the hour when everybody's
strength is at its lowest point" Lon
don Answers.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

WANTED, for the u S. Marine
Corps; men between the ages
81 and 35. An opportunity to
see the world. For full in
formation apply in person or
by letter to 208 Third Street.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

An obstinate fruit stain can gener-
ally be removed by holding the spot
over the fumes Of sulphur.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

WANTED: Good girl for gen
eral house works small family.
Good wages. Inquire SOB Be.
midi avenue.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

France has the best highways in Eu,
rope, Russia and Spain the worst.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

WANTED: To purchase i'm
proved Beltram MI county farms.
Call on j. Fl. Scribner, at the
Brinkman Hotel, Wednesday,
April 8.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

HELP WANTED.

WANTED--F'or q. S. army able.
bodied, unmarried men be-
tween ages of 19 and IS, citi.
zens of United States, OF
good character and temperate
habits, who can speak, read
and write English. For in.
formation apply to Recruits g
Officer Miles block. Be1ridI
Minnesota.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

WANTED, carpenter work; either
day work or contract. Ad.
dress G. b. HIGBIE, L. B. 3O5.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
PROFESSIONAL,
G A r D S
LAWYER
VIM. B. MATTHEW'S

ATTORNEY AT LAW
Practices before the United States Supreme
Court-Court of Claims-The United States
General Land Ofice-Indian Office and Con-
gress. Special attention given to Land Con-
tests-Procurement Of Patents and Indian
Claims. Refer to the members of the Mime
sofa Deleg alton in CrOngress. Offices: 42O
New York Avenue. Washington. D. G
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

WANTED-Woman Pastry cook.
Hotel Markham.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE Tool chest and car
penter tools. All in good con-
dition. W. A. Ferris.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

WANTED - Dining room girl,
cham bermaid and second cook.
Inquire Of Brinkman Hotel.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03
MISCELLANEOUS.

PUBLIC LIBRARY = Omen
Tuesdays and Saturdays, 2:30
to s p. N. Thursdays z to 8
p. m. also. Library in base.
ment of Court House. Miss
Mabel Kemp, Ii librarian.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-04-03

FOR SALE: Good second hand
safe. Inquire at this Office.
The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1907-06-27
Bartenders Elect Officers.

AT the regular meeting of the
Bartenders' Union last Sunday
afternoon general routine and
other business was disposed of with
neatness and dispatch and the fol-
lowing officers were elected for the
ensuing term: President, J. w.
Lane; Vice President, William
O'Daniel; Recording Secretary,
Joseph Kaufle; Secretary Treas
urer, Valentine Gardner; Guard,
Lew Graves, and Sentinel, Charles
Amos. The officers will be in
stalled at the next meeting which
will take place on the 18th of July
at which time social session will
take place.
The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1907-06-27
COLORADO HORROR
IS RECALLED
By Haywood Trial Where State Gov
eminent was Turned Over to
Despotism and Money
Power.

The trial at Boise has developed
so far a criminal star of the first
magnitude and is foreshadowing
plot of unparalleled villainy. Or
chard is by his own confession
thief, bigamist and hired assassin,
and through the sharp cross ques
tioning of the defense he may be
revealed the blacklist of perjurers.
The line of defense in the HAYWOOD
murder trial has been indicated by
the question put to Orchard as to
his connection with the Pinkerton
agency and the exceptional privi-
leges he enjoyed as a union man
from the civil and military author
tiles of Colorado during the labor
troubles in that state. His ans
wers have by no means been salts
factory so far, and if it should turn
out that Orchard was the hired
agent of the mine owners of Colo
RADIO in their plot to crush the
Federation of Miners, it will be a
revelation of organized and and in
solent crime absolutely unparallel-
ed in the annals of democratic
government.
The blacklist shadow on those
,, dark days in Colorado was the part
played by the civil and military
authorities of the state and the
subversion of government tyranny
and oppression. The misdeeds of
the mine owners and the miners,
I, grave as many of them were, pale
The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1907-06-27
S@0sSoNe33S&1gM
LOCAL NEWS.
MlSs33S6O-a.sss.:.s,5;s..sslo ~ esssSM

Have you renewed your sub
scrlptlon to The Labor August
ii not do so at once. Show Your
colors.
we are better prepared than
ever to turn out first class iob
printing. Our prices are reason
able and our work the best that
can be turned out by union men
which is the best.
We respectfully call your atten-
ton to our advertising columns.
Every union man should patronize
Ine firms who patronize his paper.
Their prices and goods will suit
the most exacting person. Re
member your friends.
The Building Laborcrs Union
held an Important meeting in their
rooms in Frankenberger Hall on
tuesday evening and transacted
much business. This local is i'm n
most prosperous condition and has
large membership.
The meeting of the Capitol CITY
Trades Assembly on last Monday
night was postponed until the next
regular meeting owing to the alb,
sence of several officers from the
city. The various committees are
expected to have their reports
ready by that time.
The regular meeting of the
Iallors Union will take place on
next Monday evening at Assembly
Hall, and the members of this
progressive union always turn out
to their meetings, a large attend
ance is expected to be present to
take part i'll the transaction of the
large amount of business they have
to dispose of.
The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1907-06-27

into insignificance beside the fail.
ure of democratic government in
such crisis, and to read this
chapter in, our history is to read
that the civil government, sworn
TO administer democratic govern
ment, broke its pledges and gave
itself over to despotism and the
money power.
The animosities of that reign of
horror Were so bitter and intense
That the exact truth of the relative
plame to be attached to miners and
NINE owners has never been re-
Healed. This trial may bring it
out, and out of the crime and cor
ruption back of this case may come
just judgment in a mighty and
momentous issue-The Tennesseean.
The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1907-06-27
Over the Telepone.

In u recent issue of 'sThe TAYLOR
Irotwood Magazine there was
published the following and
credited to w. A. b.:
DEAR TRoTwooD-
Here is another true bill, taken
down by one who heard Bob talk
ing at the phone. Niger Bob
lives in Atlanta, and this was the
conversion he held with NIarse
Henry Watson, several blocks
away:
Ding a-ling- ling a-ling!
Hello, Missy Telafone, pleas'm
gimme Marse Henry.''
'1assum-a-wha' dat? o vas.
sum, excuse me, l means Marse
Henry Watson. He done lib in dc
big yaller house jes' back er de
new schoolhouse-yassum-'bleed-
ed-yaSSumW
'Hello - yassah = hello dis
Marse Hcnry9"
~ assah = dis Bob = yassah =
Maud, dat ar mule, she done
bawk!"
"Yassah-'bout two blocks out'n
de stable-yassah. ;"
'Yassah-yasSah, we dun DIM
dat-we dun twis' her tail.''
"Yassah = yassah = little ole
trav'lun man FUN Bosson-e twis'
her tail"
"Hassah- yassah in de
hosspittle-dcy dun kerricd him
dar.''
"Iassah = yassah - Use fcered
hes hurt servig'us-but he's dar
III the hosspittle-yassah."
ave dun dat, too, Marse Henry
-yassah, we tied up her fore foot
-yassah.''
"Nawsah u nawsah- hit didn't
wuck-she had two hind foots
"Yassah = yassah = nice man
whit preeches-yassah, he said no
mule could do it wild one foot tied
up.' 49,
Neutrality-suspicious. she dun
1T, yassah-bitled him in the STUN
mlc-de p'leece pourin' water on
his head now-yasSah.
Y Observation-Disclosures dun dat.
too-tied horse hair round her
year"
MISUNDERSTANDING fat man
-yassah-jes' passin' by-don't
kno' his entitlement-yassah.''
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. very
big piece-jes' bit a little chunk
out'n his jowl-he amt hurt
much.'
Observation-Disclosures dun sew
eel his jaw he's all right"
assah -yassah-we dun build
a fah under her, too, yassah.n
Burn part oh de cart-yassah -
'YaSsah- yassah dun burn
right smart OBJ de cart
4assah- yassah = OATS whut
I've been tryin' to tell you, Marse
Henry-dun burn de whole cart
all up an L wuz jes' gwine to ak
you when you gwine send a nurr
cart down hcah, sah-yassah.'