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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-30

Suit sale al the Annex. s2.S5 buys
yon suit for summer.
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behalf OF the constitution We are
going 10 have an election, said Mr.
Wisby and the Constitution viii be
ratified Oy 10000 ma5Srity."
What about the governorgliipg
Il haven't given much Thought 10
ihat,' replied the Colonel 4 ara more
especially Interested in the senator
ship matter / ;hink It hehoeyes The
Democracy % Oklahoma 10 be care
lul IN this respect in my mind. Roy
Holman Of Chandler is by long odds
the most available candidate lis pos.
'sesses the qualifications, he IS broad
minded; pibii spirited a good orator
and physically capable OF doing some
thing for the state
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Good bread keeps GOOD temper in
the home. For bread. cakes. aud
cookies Richmond's Bakery Is In the
leead, Tie place TO patronize.
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HOFFMAN CAN
DO SOMETHING
FOR THE STATE

Hon Joseph Wisby win leave for
the west side next week whore he
Will deliver a number OF speeches in
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-30

IA 1903 and impallently
await the summons 10 battle under his
oanncr
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-30

The best AZ tno DIdeat Tho G. r..
Renfro dnus house is known for it's
reliability. Drugs prescriptions while
you watt.
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Yon viii never miss yonr train II
you phone ~ time to the Royal Bus,
Baggage a Cab Co, Phoue No. /.
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Talk about heating them to death.
w. ID. Packer does II. He does il
with his up-to-date line of farm i'm.
plements.
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KOdO1
Dyspepsia Cure

contains all the digestive juices that are
found in a healthy stomach. and IN
exactly those proportions necessary to
snabls tho stomach and digestive orEans
10 digest and assinilate all foods that may
be eaten. Xodol is not only perfect
1igestars but it is a reconstructiye, tis-
sue building tonic as well. Kodol cures
Indigestion, dyspepsia, Sour Stomach,
Heartburn, Palpitation Of the Heart and
Constipation You viii like it.
Digests What You Eat
Rests the stomach. rebuilds the
tissues and gives firm flesh
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-07-21
Turf Romances Don't Last Long"

his bushes in nose bag Tn former
mighty son ~ a worthy sire is owned by
7. Doherty, who bet much money on him
an nachrally has a great affection FIR him
He says he is almost even with him now
an soon expects TO shoot him
An so they go. Tn turf romances
don't last long. There are more kings an
queens iv tn turf in wan season thin there
PRESIDENTS iv France an that's a good
NANNY. But it's a grand sport an whin
Twas wan iv these fine summers days
whin ye feel like a flannel shirt in tn
wash an l wondhrin what shape I'd
be in whin l cooled. Hogan burst through
tn dure with telescope hung round his
neck an says he: Why dye stick indures
such a day? Come out an breathe tn
fresh air he says. an injye tn spoort iv
kings. I've got a good thing in tn first
race he says. Not. he says that l care
anything about that. Bettin' is tn poor
est feature " racin'. 'Tis tn open air, the
fresh breezes. tn clear sky. tn crowds iv
happy, careless people spandin' a day free
fr m care an worry midst he says. pleas
ant surroundings. he says. 'watchn' tn
mighty heroes " tn turf contindn' FIR
gn-rous nasthry an. he says. maybe
bringin' in a little money fr Hogan he
says.
so l wint. Coin to tn sport Nv kings.
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men gettin' what's comm to thin. Take
ye'er frind Hogan. He thinks he's in
thrested in tn horses. But what he's raaly
interested in is whether me young an
therprisin' colleague, Nose Einstein, will
give him back his ten an some besides.
Ye didn't see amy diff renee in his express
sion whin Tincan lost today an whin tn
Swim spot lost last winther. IT'S all tn
same, me boy. Close up that there bettin'
ring an ye'd have more people at wan Nv
Ibsen's plays thin at a race thrack. If tn
varchous farmer down tn state didn't sup
port his country fairs with a little pool
sellin' on tn throtters. I'd subdivide this
here thrack an sell tn lots to tn pathrons
iv tn bucket shops. Has Hogan lost much
so far? He's lost tn on'y bet he's made,
says l. He's dom very well FIR Hogan
says he.
81 suppose We can't stop people firm gam
bling. don't know that 1 wud II cud.
It seems to take their minds off tn more
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-07-21

coarse ways Nv maxim money. like wurruk
an business. Money is a very pleasant
thing to have an It's too bad whin we have
to ASSOCIATE such delightful household
companion with gettin up arly in tn
mornin' an carryin a hod all day or selln'
dollar an half's worth iv shoes rr two
dollars. But tn money ye get be gambling
has no such ASSOCIATIONS. 1t thrips lightly
an laughingly up to ye. ye keep 1t around
with ye fr a day or two an thin 1t goes
back home. TIL money ye make be wurruk
is like a member ~ tn family. Ye feel
responsible fr it. Ye don't like to see It go
out nights. But tn money ye make be
gamblin' Is like a visitor that's only gon'
to stay awhile an that frequently asks ye
out to have a drink"
Well" said Mr.. Hennessy. 1--WE heerd 1t
said that all lfe's a gamble"
ut is." said Mr.. Dooley but 1t amt q
bad idee whin ye set into tn game to larn
how to play 1t an to cut tn cards deep
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Why Indians and
Germans Eat Dog

North American Indians eat dogs be-
cause they love them so: also because they
are convenient. and, moreover, according
to Harpers Weekly, an eaten dog never
bites But in Germany the people eat dogs
because beef. mutton and poultry are very
scarce and high.
This would hardly appear just excuse
in this country for wholesale consumption
OF CANNES, but the masses of the American
population are more finicky about their
food than the similar class OF any other
nation.
During the year 1906 there were slaught-
cred for food in the kingdom OF Saxony
(Which constitutes one thirty-slxth of the
area and contains about one-thirteenth OF
the population of the empire) 1922 horses
and 3.738 dogs. This is an increase OF 2o4
horses and 1873 dogs over the year 1905. In
all Germany during the year 1905 there
were slaughtered for food 49,. 900 horses.
This Is an increase OF about 10000 over
1905, and Of about 1900 over 1904
Complete figures are lacking in regard
to the slaughter OF dogs for food in
the German empire. but fragmentary stalls
tics indicate that the total number was
about 7,OO0-probably more rather than less,
In the city OF Chemntz alone 69s dogs
50 over 1905. and during the same period
1910 horses, an increase OF 81 over 1903
While these two items show an increase OF
l15, the total number of animals slaught-
cred for food in that city during 1906 was
LESS less than in 1905 Saxony also con-
sumed 314.64O head OF cattle tsteers. bulls
and cows. 400 S31 calves. i.1l2,7i4 swine.
2O6Os2 sheep and 74.247 goats.
These latter figures. exceptiong those for
the goats are all slightly lower than those
for 1905.
Horsefiesh is very generally advertised in
the German newspapers. especially in those
of the large industrial centers. and most
German cities have at least one market
which makes It a specially. claiming for it
higher percentage OF nour.shment than
that of either beef. veal. mutton or pork.
Neither is it unusual to find advertisements
Of dog meat or for the purchase of dogs for
slaughter.
Nor is 1t possible to read the German
newspapers for any length Of time without
coming to the conclusion that a great many
dogs killed and eaten that do not give
up their lives under official inspection
News items detailing the arrest. trial. con-
vction and punishment by fine or imprison-
ment of men charged with killing and eat
ing dogs tnat ptiohseu 10 others, some
times valua Bile animals cherished house
hold pets are not infrequent. Quite re-
Gently such an item told how the police at
Cassei city OF HesseNassau. while
searching for a lost dog. for whose recov-
cry a reward was offered. located private
dog slaughter house and arrested four men
who were apparently making a regular
business of stealing and killing dogs. Sew
eraI live dogs several freshly slaughtered
carcasses and evidence of the slaughter of
a dozen of other dogs were found on the
premises.
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cents firm spy on tn thraln an others
had dhreamed it.

cents firm a spy on tn thraln an others
had dhreamed It,
I'm sorry to say that Hogan was tn
worst Nv tn lot. It's beautiful day
says I. 1T is that says Hogan. I'll go
home with money in me ears he says.
An he fought his way up to where a poor
fellow Nv thribe long prosecuted be our
socalled civilization was absent mindedly
BLOWN on dimon ring to cool 1t off.
What are we goin' to do?' says l. 'Tincan
can't lose in tn first race, says Hogan. I
got it straight firm tn stable But
says l. Is this right? Here we have be
SUPERIOR cunning gained private knowl-
edge be means " which ye are goin' to de-
prve wan Nv ye'er fellow men v his little
savings. Is it JUST? says I. rs it fair? Is
It hon'rable? Is 1t manly? He gave no
heed to what l said. but called out: Ten
on Tincan TIL poor fellow looked far
away an remarked to young friend who
was settin' alongside as he dropped Hogan's
ten on a pile Nv Cortilyou's masterpieces
on tn flure: Thirteen thousand to ten.
Tincan. Maxey. I'm afraid we're goin' to
have another shower an 1 have no top on
me autymobill.'
I'VE whit up in tn grandstand to see
TIL race. They're at tn post says Hogan.
'Where?' says 1. Over there says he.
pointin' to where a group of horses were
kickin' each other. That wan near tn
fence is Tincan. He's in good spirits says
he He is that says I. How happy he
seems. Look, he thinks tn race Is tn
other way round. Now that fellow has
caught him an is town him up to tn
start. Another man is beltin' him with a
whip. Now he's thried to bite his Jockeys
leg off. Now he's kickn' tn horse next
to him. Glory be. but he's tn fine mettle-
some crather. Did we iver think Nv buyin
him an keepin' him in tn house? says I.
Hogan made no reply but give low pain
on was savin' me new hat firm tn purple
parasol Nv tn lady settin' next to me. TIL
moment tn race started she threw off all
reserve an nanny Nv her hair pains an
began batin' me new hat Come on. says
tn lady. Come on. you Finkydo. Come
on. you seal. Oh. you Finkydo,' says she,
lashin' away at me new hat. An thin she
swooned away. That's all I seen Nv tn
race. I looked over at Hogan. His face
was light green in color. He was crumplin'
up his program with wan hand an twistin
a button on his coat with tn other. An
I left him there an whit away to find a |
place where me hat wudden't be in
danger.
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Vhathe Genia Philosopher Has the Sport King

Hinnissy. Is much tn same as gon' to a
picnic iv tn Steamftters' Union. We rode
in sthreet car as long they'd let us
FIR cents an thin we boosted ourselves into
a railroad car that'd been kindly lent to
tn passenger department be tn gineral
freight agent fr tn occasion. An away
we bumped. TIL car was filled to tn dew
point with what Hogan calls vothries "
tn sport iv kings 1 thought 1 recognized
some fellow members Nv tn Retail Liquor
Dealers Protective an Binivolent Assocya-
ton an not few customers ~ tn same
All tn arrystocracy an gintry had their
coats off. Fair women added gayety to tn
scene. Nanny Nv them were Just off their
private yachts an still had on their yacht
In caps. Their faces were flushed with
happiness an wore tn pleased but hunted
expression Nv mothers that have busted into
babys bank with can opener.
X *
I'VE moved cheerily along through tn
pleasant suburban scenery with vistas Nv
tn packin' house. Brodericks glue facthry,
the palachal homes Nv tn bone-dust indus
thry an smilin' miles Nv city dumps AS
hung airily to a pair Nv blue suspinders in
front iv me while patrician behind me
used me back FIR desk to mark his pro-
gram. 1 heerd tn flow iv light an careless
conversation. He'll win If they haven't
poisoned him. L lose eighty on him last
time. If L don't get it back today therell
be a new face at tn cashiers window
Hello Mike. whin did We get OUT? An so
on. A typical 1ight-hearted holiday crowd
says l, putin me watch in me boot.
''Whin We arrived at tn thrack felt me
heart beatin' fast If we niver saw a race
thraCk. Hinnissy. ye can hardly ina CINE
what it looks like. How can l describe it
to ye beyond sayin' that 1t is something like
a coal yard? Picture. If ye WILL miles on
miles iv stately boord fence, some " 1t
tastefully painted brown an some Nv it
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cause Of the success with the wireless on
the Thomas the authorities at. Washing
ton on the recommendation of the officers
of the Quartermaster's department and the
Signal Corps, directed the equipment Of
other transports in commission with the
wireless apparatus of te.egraphing. That
action has been already taken with respect
to the big transport Sherman. also of the
Pacific line. On her last trip outward
bound the Sherman easily maintained COM
munication with San Francisco for at least
GOO miles. Other transports to be similarly
equipped are the Logan and Sheridan or the
Pacific line, the cableship Burnside OF ,ne
Alaskan line and the Fitzpatrick OF the a..
lantic line, now running between Newport
News and Havana. Ian, +ho
with the transports equipped with the
wireless telegraph system, 1t VIII now pe
nossib,e tn keep in communication Win them
at nearly all parts of their routes. eAcep''
Of course in the long reaches OF the mld-
Parific which section is not yet fuiiy pro-
vided with stations. With the existing sta
tons at San Francisco. Honolulu. Guam
and Cayite. p l., the system Of communica-
ton is already open for the transports al
n,"st entirely across the Pacific, the only
break OF consequence being the long
stretch of waste between Honolulu and the
small island Of Guam. The wireless system
ia already in successful operation by the
Army Signal Corps from San Francisco
through Alaska to Nome in the far north.
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tastefuly not painted at all. Outside are
tn handsome stables, or ye might say.
sheds. where tn equine heroes arre
nourished FIR their thriles Nv speed an en-
durance. 1t was me happiness to see tn
nursury Nv tn mighty Running Yet who
wudve won TIL Blthers If he hadn't got
respondent about tn odds.
Inside tn scene was even more fasci-
natin'. gentle breeze blew acrost TIL
swamp in tn middle iv tn coorse firm TIL
adjacent switch yard. TIL sun was re-
Elected in thousand mud puddes on tn
coorse. The grandstand was filled with
happy people. yellin': Set down there.
Why don't We look where yeer goin?
I'll knock ye'er block off, bo if ye're not
careful What dye hear?' 'Tomorrah
honest Ye can take me watch If ye don't
believe me- An enormous foorce iv polls
men were busy rescun' vast hordes " pick
pockets firm tn bettin' ring. TIL ninety
bartenders were wurrukin like tn fire de-
partment at fire in lard facthry. It
was fine.
"Where ARE tn horses? says I. oh.
niver mind thim, says Hogan. Let's go in
an look at TIL Odds An he hauled me into
tn bettin' ring. Most Nv tn gentlemen I'd
met on tn thrain an a few more were
there. What were they dom? Ye can't
guess Ye niver wud imagine it. They
were in tn bettin' ring to take tn money
away firm tn bookmakers. Wud We believe
1t that there shud be people so lost to tn
beauties Nv nature an so lackin' in tn
spirit iv sport that they shud be usin' this
here great enterprise FIR tn Improvement
Nv tn breed Nv horses to skin money out Nv
these onforchnit publishers. But so it was.
An they were dom 1t in tn meanest way
We can imagine. FIR ivry wan Nv these pill
ferers had private information that tn
bookmakers cudden't get hold " on account
iv tn confined nature iv their employment.
Some Nv them had got it out Nv tn morning
pa-apers. some iv them had bought it FIR 8
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~ l. - lNt'I bttil u ii !pi sc
go race MI Hcnnessy asked.
''Wanst" said MIR Dooley,
Z z an wanst only. But mind
ye l know about racin.
I've got to- I'd lose a great deal
in thrade If l wasn't expert in ivry
branch iv human knowledge They talk
about col,-dse Professors bein' undherpaid
But how about us retail liquor dealers? y
colledge professor spills careless thoughts
out of his head 10 mere childher that don't
dare to night back We niver heerd iv
misnformcd graduate returnin afther five
years to whsck his professor in tn eye be-
cause he'd been taught that a man can
make a fortune writin pothry fr tn
pa-apers. But my classes ARE composed
~ abiebodied men, NANNY ~ thin far adj
vanccd in drink. an I've got to know what
I'm talkiu' about an that's hard. an I've
got to know what they're talkin' about, an
that's almost Impossible.
so Ive followed tn rac!n' ne VS. an l
know about tn performances IL III kings
and qu~ans IL tn turf. In tn spring l
r-reaI. Forty thousand people yisterdah
acclaimed tn great Gumdhrop. mighty
son IN a worthy sire. King iv tn turf. Hats
off to Gumdhrop. WcIrin' binders an
mUzzle 10 keep him firm jumpin over tn
fence or attn tn starter an merCilessly
dashed he that peerless jockey little Billy
Film. tn monarch ~ tn sport " kings be
n supreme burst iv speed vanquished tn
Gallant Stuff IL and III sturdy pickied-be-
night an even compelled tn hitherto in
vineihle Maud H. Schmittschmitt to bow
her lovely head in defeat. Afthar tn race
tn proud oown"r " tn mighty son iv a
worthy sire. \ Bliff. former prince iv wire
tappers rayfused three miIlyon dollars f'r
this mighty son " worthy sire
AT wanst me attention is conferred on
Gumdhrop. l talk good deal about him
To Wayfarin spoortin men who come in
here f'r drink and knowledge. l watch
the papers close f'r tn day whin I'll see:
Mighty throng cheers peerless Gumdhrop
TO victhry.' Instead " that l see: Gum
dhrop. off badly. got a poor ride. was
knocked out Nv his sthride at tn turn an
had no speed TIL next week it's: Gum
dhrop. off well. was badly handled Thin:
Comply too fast fr Gumdhrop.' An
finally: Glue wurruks Elimination Thrile;
fr horses that were betther dead: thirty
dollars added; selling: Gumdhrop ran like
the dog he is and finished absolutely last.
An tn next winter / run acrost this item
in tn papers:
Few " tn nanny spoOrtin' men who
pass through tn union deepo ivry day on
their way to wurruk know that Gum
dhrop tn wanst mighty king iv tn turf
is now connected with wan " tn cabs near
tn main entrance an can be seen hidin
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-07-21

81 found 1t over In a corner iv tn coorse
where tn owner Nv tn thrack was settn'
in tn shade Nv tn fence readin' tn ad-
vertisements Nv his new copper NINE 1
knew him we'll. He owns tn Temple iv
Chance. where Hogan whites away his
salary in tn winter. Why ain't<ye out
lookdn' at tn horses rum says I. L don't
like horse racin'. says he. My wurruk Is
through whin I've counted up tn box office
Amt We INTERESTED in improvin' tn breed
Nv horses?' says 1. No more says he,
thin 1 am in improvin' tn breed Nv faro
boxes I can't see amy difference between
thin. They're only another way Nv honest
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yellow stripes. And there is a caterpillar
on the mantslpece. Seated on the table,
C., Is Aubrey Hamlet gazing nxedly at
Murie Ophelia. who is entering the WIN
dow)
Hamlet-Would that you could thus find
the window to my soul
fOphela bows her head)
Ophelia-A past. a past. (Gazes into
space)
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Opheiia "a great light breaking on her
left eye,-That-that sounds epigrammauc
Hamlet tcold. like oatmeaD-It is.
0phelia-Shaw,
Hamlet (tranquilly. though. as far as his
left eyebrow is concerned. visibiy unman-
ned by the storm of conflicting swear words
within him)-Yes.
(Ophelia staggers in and out of the seven
DOORS Hamlet, understanding, knocks
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niture. in the early Jutland style. somehow
gives a faint atmosphere of royal extrava
gance tempered by reluctant economy. On
one side of the stage there is window.
517 with curtains of faint green hue.
which blend somehow with a purple lamp
shade on a blue lamp on pink table down
stage. There are seven doors in the room,
giving a vague air of outdoors to the other
wise stuffy room. The carpet il pink with
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Hamlet (irnSy. but subtly)-Have you
no past?
Ophel,a-Not a speck (collapses on the
third yellow stripe of the carpeD.
Hamlet negatively. paving the air)-Go
get thee to a nunnery.
Ophelia (with the dumb quest in her
voice}-Why?
Hamlet-Lest your future be some day
past.
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o he Spanishw As
organized said to be superior
rvi o any
gradual steady
The
The
n n
OF
That
An entire
uset overhead When duty
e oil world 1900
tested a
while
lmorepr
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over the lamp and eats the caterpillar
Moonbeams. to the number OF seven. tickle
In through the fatal window. Ophelia
signs thrice. Hamlet departs with the coal
scuttle. solving his secret What was It?
(Siow curtain).
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-07-21

Knirker-"How did Whackem qualify as
q railroad EXPERT? Bocker-'He once
caught train by time table.-New York
Sun.
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An Ane1icized Version
Of 'Deah Old' Hamlet

Punch suggests that. in view of the
American invasion OF London. Hamlet
should be Amercanized Why not Anglicize
IT? asks the New York Times. which pub
fishes a few sample scenes:
Scene I.
The battlements OF Elsinore. Discovered
Bernardo and Francisco, officers of the
Danish guards.
Bernardo say, francisco is silent
very stiff, indeedD My deah fellow.
francisco ignores him. l say: come now.
Francisco Cshockingly stiff)-Er-r 1 fail
TO recall that We were ever introduced to
each other
Bernardo-Oh. hang all that beastly rot.
old chap. doncherknoW. l have a
ghost.
Francisco Interested. in spite of etiquette.
but stilI bit aloOf)-Ah. indeed. Where?
Bernardo-Here.
Francisco almost familiarly)-Why. what
a Jolly horror-(stif againl-now really /
GmpulsiveIy)-I say. / do wish that l had
been introduced to you. old chap-bah Jove.
l really do. now.
Enter GhostD
Ghost-Groans and that sort of thing.
Clanking of chains and all that sort OF
rot
Bernardo and Francisco Uerrfed)-
Shivers and that sort of thing
Ghost Fetch me Prince Hamlet. Cock
crows Now l must depart deah boys.
(DoesD
Bernardo For this relief much thanks
Franciscan really. l say. did you
ever?
Bernardo-I don't think l ever did
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Another Scene.

(The bachelor apartments OF Prince Ham
let at the Danish Albany They fur
nished in a Pinero manner. with a dash OF
Henry Arthur Jones about the edges. On
the sidebOard is a practicable syphon. sug
costing comfortJ
(Hamlet IS discovered In melancholy
frame OF mnd.)
Hamlet-To be or not to be insane. weil7
Now really. you know. ! never met such
eccentric ghost that one OF my fathers.
Oh. deah. no, l think shall write play
about him. Perhaps one OF those Pinerotic.
Fate-in- a dress suit dramas would be the
thing I'll tell what that ghost told me in
four acts. with plenty OF bachelor apart
ments in the third. and call the thing The
Second Mr. Gertrude" Or might write 1t
for the Gaety, with Ophelia as the heroine.
call 1t The Girl from Denmark" and give
her lovely song. The Willow and the
Brook" with a chorus OF Great Danes be-
hind her. That would be charming, don
cherknow
(Remains sunk in thought until the audi
ence goes away
Still Another Scene
"a hall in a Danish palace. The fur