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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
consIderate BRIDEGROOM.

A Belleville girl and young man.
both of whom had steady jobs, were
married the other day. The day after
they were married the girl said to her
fond husband:
"Oh, George! now that we are mar
ried, there is only one thing I regret
and that is that l have to give up my
fine position"
The fond young husband stroked the
silken tresses of the young wifey's
hair and soothingly replied:
Now, darling, don't worry. You
needn't give up your position. I'll
give up mine. Judge.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
WHAT is PE-RU-NA?
Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or a
Tonic. or is it Both?

Some people call Peruua great
tonic. Others refer to Peruna as
great catarrh remedy.
Which Of these people are right?
Is it more proper to call Peruna ca.
tarrh remedy than to call it a tonic?
Our reply is, that Peruna is both a
tonic and catarrh remedy. Indeed,
there can be no effectual catarrh rem
edy that is not also a tonic.
In order TO thoroughly relieve any
case Of catarrh, a remedy must not
only have a specific action on the mu-
cous membranes affected by the ca
tarrh, but it must have general tonic
action on the nervous system.
CatarTh, even in persons who are
otherwise strong, is a weakened con-
dition of some mucous membrane.
There must be something to strength
en- the circulation, to give tone to the
arteries, and to raise the vital forces.
Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the
world has attracted SO much attention
from medical writers as EYDRASTIS
CANADEESIS. The wonderful eff
caoy of this herb has been recognized
many years, and is growing in its hold
upon the medical profession. When
Joined with CUBEBS and COPAIBA a
trio Of medical agents is formed in Pc
runa which constitutes a specific rem
edy for catarrh that in the present
state Of medical progress cannot be
improved upon. This action, rein
forced by such renowned tonics as
C0LLINSONIA CANADENSIS, COR
YDALTs FORMOSA and CEDR0N
SEED, ought to make this compound
an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its
stages and locations in the body.
From a theoretical standpoint, there
fore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The
use Of Peruna, confirms this opinion.
, Eumberless testimonials from every
quarter Of the earth furnish ample
evidence that this Judgment is not
over enthusiastic. When practical ex
perience confirms a well-grounded the
CRY the result is a truth that cannot be
shaksn.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
A Fine Watch.

81 want this here watch regulated, I"
ne said. ct runs too fast"
But the jeweler. after a brief in.
spection, said:
NO, no; you are mistaken. This
watch keeps perfect time, sir Com
pare it with the town clock for a day
or two, and you will be convinced
that l am right
81 don't care nothin about that, -
said the other doggedly Il want it
to go slower. For I'm an automobile
cop. and 1 use it in trap work for
tiInin' scorchers on the South Pike"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
Maxine a Good Beginning.

Ian MacLaren, the novelist and cler-
gyman. who died recently, was once
talking to a group of literary begin
ners in New York,
Begin your stories WE'LL he sald'
emphatically. There's nothing like a
good beginning. Indeed, it's half the
battle"
Then, with smile, he added:
always bear in mind the case OF
the young man who, desiring to marry,
secured a favorable hearing from his
sweetheart's irascible father by open
ing the interview with the words:
81 know way, sir, whereby you
can save money"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

figure right along on getting so to
80 bushels of oats. You ought to
see the alfalfa 2 to 215 tons to a
cutting is what they get from an acre
and they cut 3 and 4 times ayear!
The land is dark chocolate loan
5 to 8 feet deep, with clay subsoil
and it ought to raise good crops.
Think ofland like this, ready for the
plow, selling for $40 to SIS an acre.
1t beats anything ever saw.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
Medical Note.

How was it Dr. Knowit got such g
big fee from Talkative?"
Because when he attended Mrs
Talkatiye for a slight nervous trouble
ne told her she had an acute attack
of infammatory verbosity."
"Well?"
"And recommended absolute quiet
as the only means of avertina
parxysms of cacoethes loquendi. She's
scared dumb"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
M.k;no a Noise,

Citiman-I've always understood 1t
was exceedingly quiet out you way.
Subbubs-It used to be, but there's
a newcomer in our street who disturbs
us greatly these warm nights. He in.
sists upon sitting out on the porch I'm.
til 10 o'clock, when everybody else is
in bed, and then he winds his watch
right there where everybody can hear
r.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
Optimistic Tommy.

When the seventh son was born,
there was great rejoicing. Two or
three days after the event. one of the
neighbors, meeting Tommy, the eldest
son, asked if he were not sorry chat
his baby brother was not a baby SIS
ter.
Tommy shook his head.
mo ma'am, not mel" he replied
with great decision. "Y' see we're try
in for baseball nine. Every body's
Magazine.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
Wisdom From Babes.

In a recent examination in one of
the schools of Baltimore a teacher
asked this question: Name three
classes of people" One Of the an
swers was: Men, women and
babies"
In answer to Name one animal
which provides you with both food
and clothing?" one boy said: MY
mother"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
The Circus Lemonade.

Uncle Hiram-Be goosh, this here is
the blamedest weakest lemonade /
ever drank.
Slangy Nephew-Gracious, uncle!
Maybe hey handed you the lemon
Uncle Hiram-Handed me a lemon?
Great grasshoppers! They didn't even
hama me a slice of lemon.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
Worse and Worse,

Senator Aye-You know Gobsa
Golde?
Senator Bee-Yes. What of him?
Senator Agile sent me salmon
yesterday.
Senator Bee-Bribery, bribery!
Senator Aye-But the salmon waa
spoiled
Senator Bella! Bribery and cor
Tuptiou
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

strike good water.
You never saw bet
ter crops anywhere.
A Pan Handle farm
er thinks he's no
good if he doesn t
get 40 or SO bushels
of corn to the acre.
20 to 80 bushels of
wheat is nothing un-
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

ming up Will the OCSI Own farm Like ln~
people you ever saw. an ran H'n''''
The climate is so fine they thrive on
it. Lots of schools and churches.
How do you stand alongside of the
Pan Handle farmer? At the end of
the year what have you got to show
for the rent you paid Nothing.
What's the Pan Handle farmer got ?
A fine big farm nearly paid for-and
getting more valuable every year.
Who's got the best OF it !
Why don't you go down to the Pan
Handle and do the same /? 1t would
pay you to take trip down there
lust to look around.
It doesn't cost much-only $20from
St. Louis or Kansas City and SIS
from Chicago - round trip. The
Rock Island-Frisco lines have four
routes to the Pan Handkerchief one
goes through different part OF the
country.
7 have got a book about Iexas tnaG ina
mighty interesting reading ANOTHER ABOUT
OKLAHOMA! Still another about New Mexico
They will tell you a lot you want TO know
about the Pan Handle Country before you 10
down there. Do you want onel
The Rock Island Frisco Lines have no iand
for sale, and are only interested IN get'bIn ing
rood energetic settlers for the desirable put
1ninoccupied lands along their lines.
have chosen several specific sections or where 3e%
conditions are especially fayoraDig Log n sec.
ions. If you would prefer some other section
than the Pan Handle country look . I2g ,Sn S
F0i'lSe--o-'S 49, or write me for specific
literature about the sec
Ikfs9S HaERs KIM ton you ale most inter
AAS5sSAAASsS3l ested in.
Js:assSsIIss JOHN SEBASTIAN
ssSy12 Pass. Traffic Mgr.
1916 La Sale Station
%SsMaSSs5zxN Chicago, I'LL, or
azasSS:9 iS s.. louise E,ii:' M Siss'
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
Non-CommittaI.

Reporter-What do you think of the
action of the Chicago judge in fixing
the oil trusts penalty at so many
millions?
Prominent Citizen-I think l may
safely say without committing myself
that it is a fine thing.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
At the Liars Club.

Puntolini-My great uncle has just
died at the age of LOG.
Somarelli-Thats nothing. Mine
died at 1875.
Trovatelli-Ah, gentlemen, none of
my ancestors have ever died!
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

was impaired and the kidney secre-
tons were badly disordered l was
completely worn out and discouraged
when I began using Doan's Kidney
Pills, but they went right to the cause
of the trouble and did their work well.
have been feeling well ever since"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

Il won't be so cheap
very long. It's selling
for more now than it
was this time last year
and I know what Pm
talking about when |
tell you it will sell
higher next year.
The Pan Handle is
18Th 81 N kae%
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

SEND 90 CENTS, STAMPS OR COIN
for guaranteed bedbug and cockroach eXter
minator. Nothing equals it, lasts months.
R. Chem Co. "a E. 4th st. St. Paul, Mimi.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

Drink Palace No. 4 Japan Tea Positive
your grocer A. F. Behnke & Co, St. Paul.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

When you hear q man say married
fife is the only life it's a sure sign he
has been married nearly Il week
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

The mournful saint works a good
deal more harm than the cheerful sin
ner
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

GOLD COUNTRY" CEYLON TEA
worth dollar 10. sold for Soc Write VIM
EcMurray. StPaul. Mimi. for free sample
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

i've months in a hos
pital / was dis
charged as incurable,
and given only six
months to live. My
heart was affected, l
had s M o t h e rim g
spells, and some
times fell uncon-
scious. / got so I
couldn't use ny
arms, my eyesight
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

No man happens to stub his toe ON
the nugget of character.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
CREAM AND PnuI.TRY.

Top prices. quick returns. square deal.
Ship to us to-day Write for tags & prices.
r. z. COBB. st. Paul. Mimi
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

Some sheep sigh for cactus as soon
as they get the green pastures.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
SHIP YOUR CREAM

SHIP YOUR CREAM
30 Crescent Creamery Co. St. Paul. Mimi.
Write day for tags and prices.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

Lots Of people are poor subjects for
a mind reader.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
"GOLD SEAL" oyEBsHOEs

are warlnest. wear longest. If your dealer
does not have them, apply to Goodyear
Rubber Co. St. Paul. MINI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

"GOLD SEAL" OIL CLOTHING.
Best made. If your dealer does rot have
the Gold Seal apply to Goodyear Rub
Der Co., st. Paul, MINI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Becaues Doctors Could RIOT
Cure.

Levi P. Brockway, s. Second Ave,
Anoka., Mimi, says: after lying for
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

aIcMURRAY,S VANILLA.
Worth a dollar drop, sold by all
grocers at a low price.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Your Rent Money VIII
Buy a Farm in the
Texas Pam Handle

Do you know that you can take the
money you would pay for next years
rent and buy a farm in the Pan
Handle country of northern Texas,
Western Oklahoma and eastern New
Mexico?
Those fellows down in the Pan
Handle don't rent. You can bet
your bottom dollar on that. They
can take the money you'd pay for
next years rent and buy farm
out there. The rent money'l cover
the first payment. The crops will
take care of the other payments and
make you good living besides.
They don't have crop failures out
there. 1t rains enough to grow
most any crop. You can dig down
Is to so feet most anywhere. in the
Pan Handle and
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-10-24

or write me IOT SpOoilic
literature about the sec
ton you ale most inter
ested in.
JOHN SEBASTIAN
Pass. Traffic Mgr.
1916 La Sale Station
Chicago, ILL.,, OF
1916 Frisco Bldg.
st. Louis, Mo.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01

This, of course, may be true, yet there
was small but respectable minority
that did not believe in voting for the
salary increase, as about 80 members
out of a total of something like.3S0
voted against the increase and contin-
ued in their efforts TO defeat the meas
ure. The majority, however, was over
whelmingly in favor Of the raise. The
leaders Of the increased salary move
ment we're Littaur, Grosvenor, Twaney
and Dazell. Among those who made
the fight against the increase may be
mentioned Gillispie of Texas, Cooper of
Wisconsin, French Of Idaho, and Mann
of Illinois. AS passed, the bill gave to
Senators and Representatives, 81, 800 per
year instead Of $1,000. 1t also raised
the salaries of The Vice President, the
Speaker Of the House, ard the Cabinet
Officers to $4,000 per year.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01
Notes From A Washington Letter.

NOfeS + rom "A W aSn1nRtOh LetfeTs
A good many articles have appeared
recently in some of the newspapers of
Northern Idaho and Eastern Washing
ton relative to the opening of the Occur
d'Alene Indian Reservation, which will
probably take place some time next fall.
For some reason a false impression
seems to have gotten around that the
Government was going to sell the land
to the highest bidder, and thatthe work
Of disposing Of the land would be con-
Quoted from either Colfax or Tekoa,
Washington. These statements have
been brought to The attention of Con
gresham French. and he has received
many inquiries bearing thereon.
In speaking of this matter last week,
Mr.. French said that there was abso-
lutely no foundation for either state
ment. As a matter of certainty, how
ever, he has taken the question up with
the Interior Department, and has been
assured by the officials OF that depart
ment that there is nothing whatever III
the reports In speaking Of the reports,
Mr. French said:
1.-THE land will not be sold to the
highest bidder because the law speci-
hcally declares that it is TO be disposed
of under the provisions of The Home
stead law. There will be an appraise-
ment made on the land, and the settler
will take the land and pay this apprais-
ed value in five annual installments
1t was the Intention Of Congress- iii
passing the bill for the opeuing Of this
reservation that this appraised value
should be merely nominal, and | am
satisfied that this intention will be
strictly adhered TO- Any poor man will
be fully able TO pay this appraised valu-
alton. / hope this will be very low, and
the conditions under which ii is to be
paid will be very satisfactory, d make
payments very easy. | shall certainly
strongly oppose any appraisement that
the Department may make other than
nominal one.
In regard to the idea that Tekoa or
Colfax, both Washington cities, will be
The headquarters for disposing Of this
land, | hardly know what to say, except
that it is utterly without foundation
Occur d'AIe9e City, in idaho, contains
the land office for the district in which
this land is situated, and is very con
veniently located for the convenience
OF the public n the opening OF the re-
servation. have beeu assured by the
Department that the work connected
with handling the lands of the reserva-
ton will be conducted from Occur
d'Alene."
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01

Senator Hepburn has introduced a
resolution in the Senate providing that
settlers upon public lands be granted
leaves Of absence from the land for a
period Of three months, to take effect
upon the passage Of the resolution.
Senator Hepburn also secured the pass
age Of resolution providing that SET
tiers upon public lands who we're re-
quired by law TO establish residence by
December l, 1906, be granted until May
Is, 1907, within which time to make
actual settlement and establish legal
residence upon the lands entered by
them. Both these resolutions are i'm
portant to those affected by them. The
first resolution will doubtless pass be-
fore the expiration of the session Of
Congress, the second has already taken
effect.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01

There is no better evidence Of the
universal prosperity OF the people OF
the United State = said prominent
member OF the Lower House oil Congress
a few days ago, Than the spirit with
whic, the country seems to have &C
cepted the salary increase voted by the
House. Had Senator or Represent
alive voted for an Increase Of his salary
ten, fifteen, or twenty years ago lie
would have run great risk OF losing
his seat, but today instead OF being held
up as CRATER by the newspapers OF
the country, the men who voted for the
salary increase have received the sane
ton Of the people and the press"
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01

Congressman French has secured the
passage of a bill through the House
that was passed through the Senate
last year by Senator Hepburn donating
two cannon to the University Of Idaho.
The cannon had been loaned to the
University and have been used by the
students OF that Institution for about a
year. The War Department, however,
had ordered the cannon removed to
some other place, and but for the pass
age Of the bill, which makes the cannon
the property Of the University, they
would have been rem we'd within "a
have been deprived Of their use
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01
California Figs and a fresh supply of
Lemons at 'rremewau's Fruit and Can
dy Store.
Forfeiture Notice.

To ALBINo MATAsCI and JOHN PINANA,
their heirs or assigns:
You are hereby notified that have expended
one hundred dollars in labor aud Improvements
upon the Montozuma lode mining claim, situate
in French Mining District. County Of Uwyhee.
State Of Idaho, as viii appear by certificate filed
January oath, 1907, in the office OF the Recorder
of said county, in order to hold said premises
under the provisions Of Section 234 Revised
Statutes OF the United States heng the amount
required 10 hold the same for the year ending
December 81st. 1906 And II within ninety days
from the service Of this notice cor within ninety
days after this notice by publication you fail
or refuse to contribute your proportion of such
expenditure as co-owners yoar interest in said
claim viii become the property OF the sub.
scriber under said Section 232I
aI.50 p. +. BRANCA.
liver City, Idaho, January y, 1907
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01
CHURCH SERVICES.

Services will be held at the following
places during the winter on the first
and third Sundays cf each month and
the two previous evenings; Black Jack
Friday evening Dewey, Saturday eve
ming Silver City, Sunday, -! a. m, De
Lamar, Sunday, 1880 p m.
GEO. P PEMBERToN Pastor
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-02-01
Application for a Patent.

United States Land Office, Boise, Idaho. I
Nov. 27th 1906 (
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-16

When the republican majority of the
house of representatives, refused to al
low roll call on the increase of the
salaries of the congressman from 81
coo to $500. it shows they were afraid
OF the people. As there is over 100 re
publican majority in the present con-
gresS. there can he no blaming the
grab on the. democrats. for when the
roll was called on the original PROPOSE
ton they vo-ed against it. I'm effect.
the increase gives Il campaign fund of
$500 to each congressional district.
for the chief claim why the increase
should he voted was the congressman
could not afford to pay the necessary
election expenses ont of their small
salary now the cost of living is 50
high. If this increased expense of
$l,190.0O0 for salaries of congressman
leads 20 an elimination of some of the
useless ones by the increased iuccn-
tive for a better class of men to seek
the honor, the people will gain by their
increased taxation.
All We can now do is to hope for the
best and await the opportunity in 1905
to select lawmakers better worth the
increased salary than many OF the pres
ent congress have shown themselves
to be
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-16
ming hidden somewhere in the political
sky for him.
E,NpoTIs of Manufacturer

Exports OF manufacturers in the year
just ended aggregated $719,000,000 and
formed II per cent OF the total eX-
ports. These figures. just announced
by the bureau of statistics of the de-
partment of commerce and labor. re-
late to the calendar year 1906. At the
same time the bureau presents de-
tailed and thorough analysis of the CX-
ports of manufacturers to each coun-
try and grand division of the world,
and the share which manufacturers
form of the total exports to each COuH-
try and grand division, for the fiscal
year 1906.
In the distribution by countries AMI
grand divisions the percentage which
manufacturers form of the exports of
course varies greatly. their proportion
being naturally much smaller in the
exports to Europe the great manu-
featuring section of the world. 1t Is
interesting, however to find that even
in the exports to Europe manufdc-
lures formed in the fiscal year 1905
2G7S per cent of the total: TO. North
America, G1.S3 per cent; to Africa,
G5.64; per cent: to Asia. 74.93 per
cent: to OcCanla. NiH per cent; and
to South America. SG.0G per cent. Con
sidcrin@ the principal countries, of the
total exports of domestic products -
| Argentina 9S.G per cent was manufa"-
lures: of those 10 China. % per cent
! 10 Australia SS.I per cent; to Brazil
SD per cent: to Canada G1.9 per cent 6:
| to Cuba. Do per cent: and even in the
exports to the United Kingdom and
Germany the snare which manufa"
| lures formed OF the total was over -
! per cent in each case.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-16
PrOgress In kansns.

y Kansas City man recently succeed
ed in getting patent on an electric
electricity being generated by dyna-
mo attached to her tail, says the Osa-
watomie (kanD Globe. 1t strains the
milk and hangs up the pail and the
strainer. \ small photograph accom-
panies the outfit and yells So when
the COW moves. If she kicks. n hinged
arm catches the milk stool and lams
her over the back.