The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-05-21
SOME WAR ECHOES
FROM THE REGENT
TROUBLE
JUDGE CORTLAND sYMMEs
PAINTS A VERY INTEREST
ING PEN PICTURE OF BRUINS
' w'oks lArsA CALI TO ARMS

been saved Our military, without
the discharge of a gun, without ever
the warning tap Of marshal drum.
has kept her from the rude, despou
ing hands Of an angry, violent blood
-lirsty mob. Such a mob o. such q
mob The like of which has not been
seen since the days Of The French
Revolution. or the Josup riot. or the
Atlanta race war.
Such threatening violence as has
not been seen since the days when
Governor Northern and Congress- man
Rrantley, and their brig1e encab bped
at Waycross to proteX the Georgi
line on the Florida sid from invasion
oy the prize fighters not since Con,
eressman Bartlett any that yankee
Congressman sputterea on The Zoo
If the House and shookAtheir fists il
a loud voice; no, not since little Al.
bert and Goyernor-eleet Nalze gave
lgns Of eruption.
Thank God, the fierce man-eaNo
niggerroaster mob from the peaceiu
pine barrens of lawabiding TatQal
has been scared out Of place, AMI i
now supposed TO be fleeing up the
Altamaha Swamps in search of safety
and Of home Blessed be the IaH
which guarantees the right of per
sona1 security; for the right of eecapo
is part of the right Of security, 3. d
even a mob enjoy IT.
The blood-tmrsty Darienites, WIZ
their ropes, andtheir bloodhound
and their batle-axe are driven to
quarter and the angel Of an angel
hoyers once more over these plaaie
streets. beneath these soft skies.
That violent giant, Dick Grubb, o.
i Dalaen Gazette. fame, thirsting for La
man blood. seeking 10 drive his Ion
hungry fangs into the ham Of a smu
niger and MUNICH his bones. is doom
ed to retire to the everlades of NC
ntosh the liye-oak shades of Dare
and continue to exist upon McIntosl
cabbage and Altamaha perch for
season. long or short The Bruins
wick authorities have said to hin
Thou fierce Richard. thou shall do
Ino murde9 And even is 1t SO.
That towering human masterdom
George Folsom, Of Tatnall Banne
fame. colossal slant that he is, must
live no more on mig GER flesh slaugh
tered in a Brunswick park. but mus
return 10 a diet of Tanall Count
beans and mutton corn until h,
shah become a decent vegetarian an%
thirst no more for blood -huma
blood.
Blessed are the days of peace
which are again upon us!
In the distant ages Rome wa
saved from barbarian hordes by In
quacling OF an excited goose. TIL
old north church had a lantern hung
in her belfry, "one il by land, anl
TWO it by sea- And Brunswick ha
had her riot call And "all is que
along the Potomac again"
Everybody is satisfied with the 81
uation except Colonel Bill Way. "A
is mad Mad as March hare. Feels
he has been sighted And said witt
a threatening, violent gesticulation
Turn me and Pap Goldsmith loos
on then and wen whip any darn mo
that Dick Grubb and George FolsoL
ever dared to head" And why didn
they do that? Why didn't they give
Bin and Pap a chance? Why are the
veterans sighted thu5tly?
Things do go by contraries. And
why that fierce mob couldn't postpon
the riot until the Darien and Western
run into Brunswick. and come in on
a Sunday excursion at dollar rates.
and in an orderly manner and when
| all the soldiers would be out Of town
and in the summertime when the
could have eaten a niger fattened
on. Nwatermelons and berries: insteao
OF Ntfsh and coon, can't compre
hendA The ways Of the mob are in
compiA Ahensible.
But Me small boy is diagnostica
tor Of Supreme power Wonderful in
deed is his intuition And so, on
night before last, the night of the
IIlte unpleasantness," while the mill
tary was encamped in the square
and the sentinels tread resounded on
The sidewalk, this festive urchin, tn
young Americana, played marbles in
the streets, lying by as though no
war was on. He scented no danger
on the evening breeze but handled his
taw just as II nothing was doing
And so nothing was.