Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
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Milwaukee Sentinel.
Rollingstone Nomoss Yes; lister
be poet. Tatteredon Torn-I often
wondered how YOU got your start
Philadelphia Record.
Lady Gage DHow much Is that,
pleaseT Stakeholder Cat booth Of church
fair, age 9)How much has your
mother given you to spend? Punch
Friend What's the matter, old boy2
You look disappointed. Algy-I thought
had appendicitis. but the doctor said
1t was only indigestion--Cour jour
nal.
Patience They say your brother
used to have great luck as fisherman
Patrice-Yes. he did have Nearly ev-
erybody used to believe him.--Yonkers
States man.
''Yo,. live outside of the city limits2
How far outsider" Goodness knows.
l don't It's about fifteen minutes the
other side of where the map stops -
Chicago Tribune.
Landlord Ito new tenant II suppose
you would require bathroom In the
house? Tenant--Oh, we don't need a
bathroom. We so to sea every year
Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Little Willie Say, Pa, what is the
difference between "well" and good y
Pa i have noticed, my son, that about
the only time you are good Is when you
are not we'll, Denver Post.
"Yes. sir" said the man in cell I'll,
time was when ] was admitted TO the
very best houses" And what brought
you here?" They caught me coming
out. - Yonkers Statesman.
Miss Gaddie- So she's really engaged
to Mr.. Slimm, DO you think he's really
good match? Miss Knox Well, he's
regular stick, and he's got red
head New York Daily Mail.
Harold j suppose. Uncle George, YOU
object to these things because inhale
the smoke. Uncle George Not at all,
my boy. / object TO them because you
exhaie the smoke Milwaukee Senti-
mel
whats that you're so busy writ
ingp You're regularly perspiring over
IT," MY wife Is giving an address on
| 'Women's Rights tomorrow, and am
preparing II for her. "-~Lustige Blaet-
| ter.
Dolly No, won't wash my face.
Just hate TO wash my face! Grand
ina Naughty, naughty When | was
little girl always washed my face.
Dolly Yes, an now look at II Cleye-
land Leader.
Frau Lehman was saying some aw-
full things about you yesterday" Wei,
did you stick mp for meT "Oh, no,
| wanted to hear II all, so that | could
tell you about 1t afterwards."--F'lle-
gende Blaetter.
Mr.. Orthodoxer But surely, sir, DR..
Regiar doesn't advertise? The Editor
Well, no, not directly, but when bust
/ ness Is duh he often sends me check
for inserting pie and pastry recipes
Lippincotts Magazine,
| The Rev. J.--Tut, tut! How dare
| you come before me aud ask me to mar
nv you when he rs In that disgracefui
condition. Would. Be Bride-Weel, sur,
pleaz, sur. he'll no come when he's
sober illustrated Bits
Lawyer And do you think that the
man who has run away with your wife
had known her some timer Husband
No, he can't have known her long. or
he would never have run away with
her Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Diner Waiter bring me a outlet.
and also big bone for my dog. /
will pay extra for that Waiter Yes.
sir Diner (when the outlet arrlves)
Where is the bone for the dog7 Waiter
In the outlet, sir. Meggendorfer
Biaetter.
~ suppose you visited all the points
OF interest while you were abroad"
said one young woman. mo" answered
the other. I'VE were 50 busy addressing
post cards to our friends that we
hadn't time 10 do much sightseeing -"
Washington Star
The great corporations which con
troll general necessities" said the man
OF unusual theories, should be regard
ed merely az servants OF the public"
Yes" answered the weary-looking citi-
zen, but have you ever tried to control
q house full OF servants 2" Washington
Star.
Mrs. Gadsby---And you liked Rome
best OF all the European cities you Wis
ited7 Mrs. Newriche (enthuslastical-
ly1--Ifs far superior to all the others
Why, my dear, In Rome one can buy
souvenir postals for a penny that cost
two or three times as much anywhere
else.-Puck.
40 morrow" announced 5-year-6ld
Sidney, proudly, to his kindergarten
teacher "is my birthday" why" re-
turned she, cit IL mine, too" The boys