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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
FURIOUS HUMoR ON CHILD.
Itching, Bleeding Sores Covered Body
Nothing Helped Her--cutieura
Cures Her In Five Days.

after my granddaughter Of about
seven years had been cured of the
measles. she was attacked about a
fortnight later by furious itching and
painful eruption all over her body,
especially the upper part of it. forming
watery and bleeding sores, especially
under the arms, of considerable size.
She suffered great deal and for three
weeks we nursed her every night,
using all the remedies we could think
OF. Nothing would help. We tried the
Cuticura Remedies and after twenty
four hours we noted considerable i'm
provement, and after using only one
complete set of the Cuticura Remedies,
In five consecutive days the little one,
much to our Joy. had been entirely
cured, and has been well for a long
time. Mrs. F. Ruefenacht, r. F. d. No
3, Bakersfield, Cal, June rs and Jul
20, 1906"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
NOTHING HID FROM KAISER.
How German Emperor Keeps In Touch
with Worlds Affairs.

The German emperor's interest in
everything that goes on in The world
is well known, but few are aware of
the trouble he takes to keep in touch
with current affairs. According to a
Munich newspaper, the kaiser reads
at least three papers every day, chang
ing the list several times a week in
order to become fully acquainted with
the ideas of all political parties in the
state. But this by no means exhausts
his appetite for information. Every
day the ministry of foreign affairs, as
well as that of the interior, has to pro.
vide newspaper cuttings, properly
named and dated, and pasted on slips
ready for the emperor's perusal.
These he carefully reads. making mar
ginal notes as he goes along, and they
are then scrupulously classified and
put aside ready for immediate refer.
ence. Often, too. the emperor asks
for cuttings relating to the particular
technical subjects in which for the
time he is specially interested.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Queen of Puddinqs.

To one pint of bread crumbs add
one quart of milk, one cupful of sugar
four eggs, half cupful of butter, half
a cupful of jelly or jam, sugar, and
vanilla for meringue. Soak the bread
crumbs in the milk, the beaten yolks
of the eggs, and the butter, melted
Turn into a pudding dish and put IN
the oven After It is baked, spread
the top with fruits; currant jelly
raspberry jam, or blackberries are
good Whip the whites to stiff froth;
sweeten, allowing one tablespoonful
Of sugar to each egg, and flavor with
one teaspoonful Of vanilla. Cover the
fruit with this meringue, return to
the oven until light brown, and
serve cold, with or without cream.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Grape Catsup.

After washing and stemming the
grapes put them over the fire with
enough water to keep them from
burning and cook until soft. Rub
through IA colander, measure the pulp,
having rejected seeds and skins, and
to three quarts of II allow a pint of
good cider vinegar, a heaping table.
spoonful each, Of ground allspice,
salt cinnamon, cloves and black pep.
per, small teaspoonful of cayenne
and two pounds Of brown sugar,
Boil all together until reduced about
one-half and very thick, skim, cool,
bottle and seal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
KNEW WHAT PAPA SAID.
And II Was Something Of a Variation
Of Old Adage.

Tommy was stubborn and his teach.
er was having hard time explaining
a small point in the geography les.
son.
Tommy" teacher began, you can
learn this II you make up your mind.
It's not one bit smart to appear dull.
l know" she continued, coaxingly,
shat you are Just as bright as any
boy in the class. Remember, Tommy,
where there's a will there's"
"Aw," broke in Tommy, II know all
dat, do. Me ladders a lawyer, he is,
an I've heard him say 1t lots o. times"
"You should not have interrupted
me-" reprimanded the teacher, but
I'm glad that your father has taught
you the old adage. Can you repeat
1t for me?"
"Sure," said Tommy, confidently.
"Me ladder says dat where der's a
will-der's always bunch O. poor re-
lations." -Lippincott's.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
NO NEED FOR WORDS.
Brief Pantomime Told Everything to
the Onlooker.

Harrison Grey Flske discussed, at a
dinner in New York, the art of act.
ing.
Il believe" said Mr.. Fiske, Gin sub.
uety and restraint. A nod, a shake of
the head, silent pause-these things
are often more effective than the most
violent yelling and ranting.
Life is like that, subtle and silent.
What, for instance, could be more ex.
pressive than this scene, scene
without a spoken word, that | once
witnessed in the country?
AN undertaken stood on corner
near a noble mansion. lie elevated
his brows hopefully and inquiriugly
as a physician came from the house
The physician, COMPRISING his lips,
shook his head decidedly and hurried
to his carriage. Then the undertaken
with sigh passed on.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Maraschlno Cherries.

Choose only firm cherries and re-
move the stems and stones, saving all
the juice. Weigh the fruit and to four
pounds of 1t allow three pounds Of
granulated sugar, pint of Maraschino
cordial and the juice that flows from
the cherries. Put sugar and Juice into
the kettle and when they begin to boil
lay in the cherries. Boil gently for
ten minutes. then remove from the
liquid and pack into heated fruit Jars.
Boil the strip for ten minutes longer,
or until quite thick, add the Maraschi.
no cordial, fiji the jars to overlooking
with the boiling strip and seal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Buttered Green Beans.

Take one quart wax or green beans
string and slice them and lay In cold
water. Put one tablespoonful OF but.
ter in kettle with a small piece of
an onion sliced; let 1t simmer til light
brown; add beans; crate one.half nut.
meg on them; add salt and pepper to
taste; simmer on back range. Add
few drops OF water as necessary to
keep 1t from burning; cover closely
and simmer till tender.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

Before using Doan's Kidney Pills
suffered everything from kidney trou-
bles for year and half. had pain
In the back and head, and almost con.
tinuous in the loins and felt weary all
the time. A few doses of Doan's Kid.
ney Pills brought great relief, and I
kept on taking them until in a short
time | was cured. I think Doan's
Kidney Pills are wonderful"
For sale at all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
500 Reward. 500.

The readers OF this paper will be pleased TO learn
that there IL at least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure In all Its stages, and that IL
Catarrh Halls Catarrh Cure IL the only positive
cure now known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires constitu.
tonal treatment. Hairs Catarrh Cure IL taken in.
ternally, acting directly upon the blood aud mucous
surfaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
Ing nature In doing Its work. The prOprietOrs have
50 much faith In Its curative powers that they oer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails TO
cure. Send for list OF testimonials.
Address Il J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 15c,
Take Hans Family Pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
HOMEMADE REMEDY
INEXPENSIVE AND EASILY PRE-
PARED BY ANYONE.
is Said to Promptly Relieve Backache
and Overcome Kidney Trouble and
Bladder Weakness Though Harm
less and Pleasant to Take.

What will appear very interesting
to many people here is the article
taken from a New York daily paper,
giving simple prescription, as formu.
lated by a noted authority, who claims
that he has found positive rem.
edy to cure almost any case of back
ache or kidney or bladder derange-
ment, in the following simple prescrip.
ton. If taken> before the stage of
Brights disease:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one.half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Shake well In a bottle and
take in teaspoonful doses after each
meal and again at bedtime.
A well.known authority, when asked
regarding this prescription, stated
that the ingredients are all harmless,
and can be obtained at small cost
from any good prescription pharmacy,
or the mixture would be put up IL
asked to do so. He further stated that
while this prescription Is often pre-
scribed in rheumatic Affections with
splendid results, he could see no rea.
son why it would not be a splendid
remedy for kidney and urinary trou-
bles and backache, as 1t has a peculiar
action upon the kidney structure,
cleansing these most important or
gans and helping them to sift and
filter from the blood the foul acids
and waste matter which cause sick.
ness and suffering. Those who suffer
can make no mistake in giving it a
frinl
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Pure Food.

The pure food law does not prohibit
the sale of Cream of Tartar Baking
Powders because Cream of Tartar is
as pure as Alum-but it is we'll
known fact that baking powder in
which Alum is used instead of Cream of
Tartar is less injurious. DIR. Herman
Reinbold, the expert German chemist,
in recent official report concerning
Baking Powders. declares that pure
Alum baking powder is better and less
Injurious than the so-called Cream of
Tartar powders. He says that II the
quantity of alum contained in a suf.
ficient quantity of baking powder for
batch Of bread or cakes for an ordi-'
nary family, be concentrated to one
'mouthful of food, and taken into the
stomach of any one person, no matter
how delicate, 1t could do no harm.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
FOR THE HOME SEWER.
Some Suggestions That viii Be
Found Of Value.

Don't stitch the pleats on a skirt he.
fore first trying the garment on.
Don't expect any skirt, coat or dress
to look well unless thoroughly pressed
while in the course of construction
and when completed.
Don't dampen silk when pressing. A
moderate hot iron, with cloth or paper
between the garment and the iron
when the pressing is done on the right
side. should be used.
Don't double the materials in max
ing folds for trimming skirt: cut them
slngly. allowing enough extra width
for very narrow hem at the top and
bottom
Don't stitch skirt seams all in one
direction. The bias side should be held
uppermost, which means that the
seams of half the skirt should he
stitched from top to bottom and the
other half from bottom to top.
Don't attempt to stitch long seams,
bias, or bias against a straight seam,
without basting. A basting stitch
saves a great many fulling up of mate.
rails and pickering up of seams,
which any amount of pressing cannot
do away with.
Don't forget that a shipping or
notching Of the seams here and there,
particularly with selvage edge form
ing one side of the seam, will counter
act the shrinking tendencies when
seams are dampened and pressed.
When the selvage shows a puckered
or drawn effect in the goods 1t is bet
ter to cut 1t away before starting the
garment.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
A Point Of View.

The new steamer City of -,
was laid up for repairs and one of the
rickety old.timers of the line was sail.
ing In her place. A passenger who
was somewhat irritated by the fact
remarked to another. an Irishman, by
the way: THE City of -- always
gets in at two in the morning and this
old tub never gets in before six"
The Irishman thought for moment
and replied: ITS all right. The dis
lance is just the same and we get a
longer sail for the money"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Where He Had Best of IL.

John and Willie are twins. Their
best friend and playfellow is Archie,
who is gifted with red hair and a hot
temper. One day they quarreled and
Archie started home in a hun. The
unsympathetic twins called after him
red head. red head" Archie seemed
not to hear until the insult was re-
peated, then he turned and called
back, Don't care II I am red headed,
l amt twins and folks can tell me
apart."-Grand Forks Press.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Effective Rat Poison,

A new plague protective or rat
poison has been discovered in India.
1t consists of pasty substance inocu.
lated with bacillus. According to re-
port a rat which takes enough to
cover a pins head will not only die,
but will infect every other rat with
which 1t comes in contact Five vii
lagos have been selected by the gov
eminent in which to make tests of
the new poison.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
"Mere Man,

1t is not the ideal man that woman
has TO live with. The worst service
she can do the actual man is to ex.
pect too much Of him. Do not treat
him as important or magnificent, or
anything of that kind. He has no
abilities for the part. There is moth.
Ing. great about man. He Is human
Which is a comfortable thing day by
day so long as you treat him prop.
erly.-The Newsletter.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
To FRY Onions,

When frying onions try dipping the
slices in milk and, after draining them.
dip them in -four, Plunge in a basket
into deep fat and sprinkle with salt
and white pepper before serving.
How about salad of raw tomatoes
left whole except for Il central cavity
in which to put some nut meats and
fresh,cut pineapple? Season this with
oil and vinegar, or lemon juice and
salt, and pile a little mayonnaise on
the top.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
FancifuI Finance.

Haven't you loaned that De Broke
a good deal Of money!"
mo. I've let him have a number
of small sums"
Knowing his reputation. why did
you give him that last five?
ut was this way. He said II I'd let
him have it he'd pay me something
on what he already owed me-"
"Well?"
$50 let him have the five and he
paid me one dollar on account"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

Mildred--Of course. care more for
a mans true love than for the amount
OF money he spends" Clothilde-"Oh,
OF counsel" Mildred-"But still, it's
awfully hard to hold a cheap man
DEAR"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

The Society for the Propagation Of
the Gospel hopes to have new prov.
ince in Central Africa and new do
ceses in Manchuria, Singapore, no
monitor. Khartoum, northwest and
northeast Rhodesia.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

they get out of order
1t causes backache,
headaches. dizziness.
languor and distress
ing urinary troubles.
Keep the kidneys
well and all these
sufferings will be
saved you. Mrs. S. A.
Moore, proprietor of
a restaurant at Wa.
terville, Mo, saws:
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

Revenge is a momentary triumph,
of which the satisfaction dies at once,
and Is succeeded by remorse; whereas
forgiveness, which is the noblest of
all revenge. entails a perpetual pleas
ure.-Mountford.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
She Enters Finance.

John. where is Skinnem's broker.
age Officer"
why do you ask"
II understand he Is offering some
bargains In stocks, slightly damaged
by water."-Washingto Life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Tough Proposition.

The devil take him!"
Hush! Twixt you an me. / don't
think the devil wants him!"-Louis.
vile Courier-Journal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
TIRED BACKS,

The Kidneys have a great work to
DO in keeping the blood pure. When
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

Some people can't help making
molehills out of mountains.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

Guns, Traps, Deeoys, Etc.
Lowest prices. Write for free catalog Mol
N. w. Hide 4 Fur Co., Minneapolis, MINI.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1907-11-07
RISING RIvBRssTbPs VOTERS.

Pittsburg, Nov. "a. IAN unexpected
rise fn, the Mphong hela TlYsTr has
caused dismay' to. party campaign
managers 80. Western PennsylyAttia..
More than 5000 voters who'll have
Registered will not have, rhance to
cast their ballots, because they viii
be needed to man the coal fleat which
Will be started south with the Win
ter fuel supply from the tftttttsburg
district Y 4. T ~>>'' - Z SsJisss s,t4I 4
4 More than one third OF, a million
Of bushels OF coal were shipped down
the Ohio riYer today, and 1900, 900
Fbnshela &iiEahe rtowed down. tc-mor-
row. The pool boats which prepare
the tows and tow tho coal har.geas
from the upper to the lower pools.
have orders to work night and day
as long asTthe river permits. III. 4
means that. not q riuermau
will get q chance to go TO the polls
tomorrow, ana their votes had all
been +cohnted on. The rise In the
Monon gahela river came as sur
prise ito rivermen,' the Monongahela
.ris'hg eight feet In twelve hours; and
there Is "a stage Of twelve and one
halt ptest, which means that every
available man WILL be shipped with
tows. ( ~. sS ;, -. i.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1907-11-07
|Ra II Is B|l|,)Hl|||'l|
Bonaparte will Prose
cute Whiskey Dealers
QUESTION OF LABELS
.E"E " !5rT--r,---T7a w

Washington, Nov, 6.-Followfng
the failure OF Attorney General Bona
parte and the Representatives. or the
whisky Eecttfers to agree, upon a test
case ,toS detefmine Wl9etheriths Whfsk,t
dealers are violating. the. provision
or che pure-food law In the labelling
or whisky, the attorney general today
notified the secretary OF agriculture
that he was ready to receive the facts
IN Inc various cases OF violation Of
Law ~ 9HeYghisky1 dealers, so that he
may @hesM ,HrdseGptions. -....> -.
= Secretary Wilson has the reports
Of his inspectors upon 100 cases Of
violations otthe law by whisky manu-
facturers and dealers and has at the
department: LOO samples of whisky
whose nalysisY show that according
to the decisions Of the food and drug
inspection board; they are mislabel-
ed. '''$r4 ~ ,ENr; ~ I D. "1> ,
- The whisky men, when the decis-
ion was rendered as to what consti-
tutes whisky and j. blended whisky,
disagreed with Dr. Wiley's board and
with the opinion OF the attorney gem
eral, and announced that they would
continue to label their goods as here
tofore, until the supreme court
should pass upon the subject. Pros
ecutions have been delayed until the
rectifers and distillers could get up
a test case which the attorney gener-
al would consider fit and suitable
one but the attorney general and the
representatives of the rectifiers and
distillerss could not agree as to the
facts to appear in the test case. H.
There is report of one large inter
state shipment Of whisky of which
the department has q, barrel and
which does not meet the require
ments. This may be the test case.
The secretary of agriculture says
the matter Of getting samples OF mis-
branded whisky IS simple, as mis-
branded whisky can be purchased
from almost any liquor dealer in the
country. 30. :-.....' ...-:.....'.. - go. .
The pure food law provides that
1.-THE term blend as used. herein shall
be construed TO mean mixture of
like substances, not including harm
less coloring of flavoring ingredients
used for the purpose of coloring and
ffavouring only" According to the
pure food board: and the attorney
general like substances must be
interpreted literally: A blend there
fore, must be n mixture of two or
more straight WHISTLES and not part
whisky and part spirit, The whisky
dealers contend that the trade" does
not SO understand 1T and that the
decision Is unjust and unreasonable.
The advocate. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1901-1913, 1907-11-07
ON \ MEN \ N | AND THINGS III NJ:
Short Stories About Peo-
Pile and Events
VARIOUS ODDITIES

Washington, Nov. 6.-~Much has
been written about the slHms Of Lon
don, Parts, and New York, but deep
as is the degradation to which hui
manity has sunk in these great
cities, there is a lower pit than these,
and it is t. be found in the slums' of
Tokyo. Mr.. Walter J.: Kingsley,
writing in the Worlds Work, says
that Tokyo has far too. many poor
people; and their disposition Is "a
pressing problem. thousands are
shipped to Korea and Formosa, but
the pressure steadily increases, ow-
ing to- the constant migration 5of am
bilious Japanese from the provinces
to the capital city. Japan carefully
avoids all public reference to these
great sores on its body polite. Their
existence is hidden from the foreign
visitor. Rarely does toutiat see the
slulns,. and specialists studying the
city for precise information are sedu-
lousy kept out of the poorest quar-
ters. Japan is SO carefully press
"SOs1SN0 thrNt IuO ChlohChOo 81 uLb0SS
miserable purheus Is not even sus-
pected by the average student Of con-
ditions. 1t Is journalistic rule in
japan not to say anything that be-
trays weakness in the life OF the peo~
pie, and it is a rule generally observ-
| ed. But there are writer's I'm japan
who think that in adopting the civil
izatior of the Occident the republi-
can form Of government should also
have been adopted and these give
tho ministry some trouble by telling
plain but unpalatable truths. The
Kokumin Shimbum detailed a repre-
sentative to Hive the life OF the low
est and poorest in Tokyo, and his
articles dealing with life. IN the
Shitaya district created an immense
sensation When translated into
English, in pamphlet form, the gov
eminent promptly bought up the en-
tire edition and suppressed, 1t:
Helping Advertisers, g.
One of the best ADVERTISING
agencies in this country hsa o. recep.
}tion room known as the AHsat4box.'
| Here the manufacture of an autog1o
bile, or piano-player is invited before