The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-12-05

some time i'n there.
she laughed and crinklcd up her
eyes ut me. 'AIl right. Mr.. Saunders.
When that obdurate man diSdainS me
III call for your help
"'The place for the man that would
disdain YOU is an asylum says |
And the only help I'd give you would
he to put him there. She blushed real
nice like 10 see II woman biu>h.
It's Il trick they cant learn
But | see she was put out by my
back and says. Don't mind the. little
girl. We fcllrrS see an eighteen carat
woman SO seldom that il goes 10 our
heads There wasn't no offensc meant.
and you'll he foolish If You put IT
there Let's shake hands
$50 shp laughed again and shook /
mean hook II wasn't like handing
you 50 mech cold fish. the way some
women shake hands. And Logs and
me, We were iul parls from date
Il iiadc one more bad break on the
hone trip
"'Jonc>y viii he powerful glad to
see you.' says l.
Jones>; says she, surprised.
GoncSy* nh is that what You call
Uncle A,lcrtT
"'WcH, L does sometimes happen
that way says |, and then my anti
George Washington blood rose again.
You see, he was Kind Of lonesome out
there at first and we too: 10 calling
him Joncsy to cheer him up ana make
him feel at home. | says.
ooh says she And reckon she
didn't feel 50 horribly awful about It.,
for after looking straight toward the
gulf of Mexico for a minute suddenly
she bust right out and holered. 1t
seems that Jones cut Il great deal Of
grass to Il SWipc when he was back
home in his own street. It's aStonish-
ing how lil,ie of a man it takes 10 DO
that in the east We had an argument
once on the subject. It's intellect does
it. says Silver TompkinS. Oh. that :
it, Ell" says Wind River Smith. Well
I'm glad I'm not troubled that WY.
Ia rather have forty-four chest Than
a 30 S head any day Won can linl in
the almanac. And I'm with Smith"
This knowing 50 much il makes yol
sick amt Hay better than being 30
healthy yoI don't .noW nothing he
sides being square mites less fun. Al
other thing about the eastern folks is
they're SO Sot in their views. and il
III u. H.
facts bear ont their idccs or not
"TIcrC. take Il cigar says one OF
the board of directors to ma little
fat old mau. who had TO draw in his
breath before he could cross his legs
them ci~ jrettcS II ruin your health,
says he Mind YOU. he was always
Kicking and roaring about his liver on
stummick or some of his works. Ia
a little over six foot three in my boots
when ! stand up straight, and stood
up straight rs the Lord would let ne
and ,r.vl Gown ut chat little man
'P@rdnnr Says |. ! was raised %.
cigarettes. Whom 7 was two years Old
] used ~ have pG.i at the ho"t
AMI dion ur cigarette 10 All diges ION
1t may .n cnHogit on my part. | SAYS
but I'll p. yer le wreck like w,
than Il prize Tighter Ike yoa.' They
queer You'd think that that little fat
man Wo@ll have noticed the difference
without ry pointing it ont to him.
We'll. log't have to mention tn,
Loys stirred things up consider 70
around tn" Chanta Sccchce and vic.a
ity. Gee, What a diving into wannc.
gans AMI FL fetching out of goo
clothes tnCrn was, And trading Of
useful cos and things for useless hut
decoratuG silk handkerchers AMI
things .tni what a hair cutting aH1
whiskcr trimming.
"But Kyle was the man from the 20
In. And it was right it should be So
If ever ty." Young people were born
to make trouble for each other it was
Kyle and LoNS
"a nice decent fellow was Kyle.
NOTHING remarkable. you could say,
and that was one of his best points.
HowSomeyer, he had a head thar
could do plain thinking, pair Of
SIOulutlS AIi'tl hiSIOuldStd lilN yin
and he was as square a piece of fur
niture as ever came out of a factory.
More'n that, he had quite little edu-
cation, saved his money, never got
more than good natured loaded and
he could ride anything that had -four
legs. from sawhorse to old tiger
Buck. who would kick your both feet
out Of the sturrups and reach around
and bite you In the small Of the back
so quick that the boys would be pulling
his front hoofs out of your frame be
fore you'd realize that the canter had
begun. Nice horse. Buck. He like to
eat Jonesy up one morning before
Silver and me could get to the corral,
Lord. the sounds made my blood run
cold! Old Buck squealing like a boar
pig in wolf trap, and Jonesy yell
Ing. Help. Murder! Poicev Even
that did not cure Jones from sticking
his nose where it wasn't wanted
Why, once But, thunder, 1t would
take me a long while to tell you all
that happened to Jones.
"One thing that didn't hurt Kyle
any In the campaign was that he was