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The San Francisco call., 1907-06-17

GIRLS To SEW ON SHIRTS. SPECIAL AT
TENTIOS PAID To LEARNERS: PAID
WHILE LEARNING. CLEAN WORK AND
STEADY EMPLOYMENT AT GOOD WAGES
A GOOD TRADE AND EASILY LEARNED.
THE MOST MODERN AND CLEASEST FAC
TORY on TIE COAST APPLY To VIII
LIAM HINDSHAW. CARE LEVI STRAUSS
& Co. CORNER CLINTON PARK AND VA
LESEIA BEL 18TH AID 14THl-
The San Francisco call., 1907-06-17

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uarfon N civil and erlninal affairs IeEAl
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The San Francisco call., 1907-06-17

WANTED oHng women 70 iearu relerhoae CO
Grating: paid while learning. saI4rv increased
after first two weeks and further Increased
after work becomes efficient
Daily fB1eheons furnished free and rest
rooms with T1ztFon IN ATTENDANCE
Permanent pcsttcns. good chance for adj
raneeuent- Apply
PACIFIC TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH CO..
Trsffr Department Fell ard Scott
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Births Reported.

Births were reported to the health office
in the past twenty-four hours as follows:
Joseph and Ella Zemmelmann, March IS,
1907, male.
Leonard P. and Elizabeth T. West, March
T. 1907 female.
Frank and Henriette Schmid, March 10,
1907, female
julius c. and Ella D. Stats, March 10,
1907, male.
Thomas and Antonette skadone, March
IL. 1907. male.
Robert E. W. and Malvina E. H. Schmidt.
March 2 1907, male.
George G. and Grace Ryan. March 10.
1907, female.
Thomas N. and Minnie A. Rhoderick,
William H. and Agnes Parsons, March II,
1907, male.
Herman and Adah R. Plugge. January
"a, 1907, male.
John X. and Katherine J. Pickett, March
IL, 1907, female.
Thomas s. and Mary E. o'Halloran,
March ID. 1907, male.
Anibio and Julia Nasella March II, 1907,
female. =
John A. and Lou E. Moreland, March 1s,
1907 male.
John .dln M. and Blanche B. Mcwelch, March
8. 1907, male.
John and Anna Under, February, Z, 1907,
female.
Theodore G. and Annie P Hoffman,.
MdICu y, 1871, female.
John F. and Agnes r. Hickey, March 10,
1907 female.
James E. and Cora B. Holmes, March 16,
1907, male
Robert and Catherine c. Narrower, March
8, 1907, male. -
Joseph w. and ANNA A. Garner, Febru-
airy %. 1907, male.
John ]. and Pearl E. Ford, March II, ..J7
female. =
James P. and Blanch e. Carroll, March
Is, 1907, female.
Andrew s. and Grace M. Cassell, March
IL, 1907, female. ---.~z.-s..z- -
John E. and Geddis A. Conway. March
Is, 1907, male.
John ]. and Anna L. Carter March TO-
1907, male.
Ambrose #. and Susan C. Bart, March
II. 1907, female.
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Hotel Arrivals.

Arlington-J. V. Rice. jr., Bordenton. n.
j.; Henry NJ. Clara, Boston; c. Kenyon,
Brooklyn, N. Y; Stuart r. Knott. Kansas
City, Mo-; Spencer Miller, New York.
Ebbitt-G. A. Spooner, Springfield. Mass.
D. P. Dyer, St. Louis: J. S. Adams, Spring
field Mass: ]. r. Lennon, Bloomington,
Ill; Henry Minett. L. S. n.
Raleish-J. S. Carr North Carolina A.
:" RnIGold Ch'rneo. A. p. palmer and
Mrs. Palmer, East Orange, N. j.; c. P.
.,,e, ems, Cincinnati, Onlu; }. b. Hart,
Clarksburg. w. Va.
Shoreham-D. d. Duncan New York: II.
L. Shippey. New York; X. ]. Smith and
Mrs Smith New York Thomas Stokes,
Philadelphia; Mrs. A. Leonard, Philadel-
phia.
New willard-Geo. e. Sawyer. Boston;
E. G. Rhodes and Mrs. Rhodes, Chicago;
A. L. Moser, Cnontown, Pa; James Par
ker. New Jersey; VIM. Atkinson, Louis
Vile. KY.
Riggs House-M W Tert. Peoria. III.
Ellis r. Meeker, New Jersey; c. E. Enter
man, Newark, N. j.; S. Fl. Morse, Phila-
delphia, Pa; Chas. S. Crowell. Philadel-
pa1ia, Pa; Frederick Mencke, Philadelphia,
Pa.
Normandie-Mrs. F. K. Armstrong, Mon
tana; Miss Lena Armstrong, Montana;
Alex Berger. Milwaukee,; Mr.. Herman
Feez New York: Mr.. JULIA w. Baz. Mex
ico Mr.. H. H. Hoffman and wife, Brook
Ign.
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Deaths in the District.

Deaths were reported to the health office
in the past twenty-four hours as follows:
Zodek w. Kessler. 81 years. 913 street
northeast.
Isabella Murphy 90 years, $40 Massachu-
sets avenue northwest.
Jennie Hough, 30 years, Washington
Asylum Hospital.
Levi Bowersox, So years, 1114 Florida
avenue northeast.
Urban Geier. 81 years, 4O7 X street north
west.
George Knott, 90 years, 32lS Prospect
avenue.
Garland A. Rosser q years 3416 street
northwest.
Retta L. Yauchler % years, 40 G street
northeast.
Rosa L. Jones, 80 years. 200 1st street
southwest.
Amanda Flynn, IL years, 1O14 9th street
southwest.
Eliza ]. Payne, "A years, 10 F street
southwest.
James B. Law, 81 years, 800 9th street
northeast.
Sarah A. McNeir hour, Garfield Hos
pital.
Mary E. Hatton, 50 years, 800 18th street
southeast.
Lillian Belt, 1 year, I o'Brian's court
northwest.
Eliza Herbert, 60 years, 40 f street
southeast.
VIM. Samuels "a years, Government Hos
pital for the Insane.
Lawrence Williams, % years, 1913 l.
street northwest.
James Gibbons, 3 years, Providence Hos
pital.
Vivian E. Cole, months, sO4 E street
northwest.
Elsie Dunbar. 8 months. 2117 9th street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
"The Society Novel. "

Prof. Maurice Francis Egan lectured be-
fore the Washington Club this morning on
the subject of 1.-The Society Novel" The
attendance was unexpectedly large and the
greatest interest was manifested in his re-
marks After tracing the society novel
from its rise and increasing popularity
Prof Egan predicted that In the future
it's home would be in this city, for Wash
ington would be to this country what Paris
was to France and London was to England
but with this difference. that whereas In
the two foreign capitals the women were
more clever than the men. here the men
were at least the equal Of the women in
cleverness and brilliancy.
Mrs. Chas Richardson presided.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to the
following:
Chester o. Thompson and Ethel W. Bur-
lingame.
Domenico Tore and Angela Costa.
Benda Jones and Rachael Wilson.
Thomas Brown of this city and Obstna
Miles, Berryville. Va.
Major Gray and Mary A. Tunstall.
John N. Spear and Lillian P. Litchford,
both of Alexandra, Va.
John l.. C. Thornton and Malvinia Kennie.
William P. DenZer and Elizabeth Hill.
Leon B. KRONER, L. S. A, and Jane NJ.
Stotsenburg.
Albert Evans and Julia Johnson.
Arthur J. Bonner and Louise Bartholo-
NEW, both Of New Orleans
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Joseph w. and Effie NJ. Bowen, March
10, 1907, female.
Lewis and Cecilia Brody, February "a,
1907. male.
Alexander and Lillian NJ. Baker March
IL, 1907. female
Joseph H. and Mary c. Barnes. March
II, 1907. male.
John r. and Mabel Waller, March IL, 1907,
female.
John and Lena Smith. March 13, 1907, fe-
male.
Robert and Maria Loles, March IA. 1907
female
Richard and Rose Shorter. March Is. 1907
male.
Joseph and Ida Jackson. March Is, 1907,
female
Edward and Louisa Gsrnett. March a.
1907, female.
Thomas F. and Bessie Davis, March 16
1907, male.
Davies and Celia Brown, March IA, LOT
male.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
New Sidewalk for Gage School.

The Commissioners are to have a new
sidewalk laid in front Of the Gage public
school, I'd and U streets. 1t is said that a
letter written to the Commissioners by
Edith Lukel, a nine-yearold pupil Of the
school, was responsible for the Commission
ers ordering the improvement, and she is
now receiving congratulations, not only
from her schoolmates, but from the teach
ers of the school and the members of the
board of education.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
Ambulance Corps Dance.

The dance of the Ambulance Corps, d. c.
N. G., which is to be given this evening at
the National Rifles Armory Hall, on
street near 9th street northwest promises
to be a brilliant affair. The hall Will be
be decorated with American flags. pennants
and hospital designs. A full orchestra has
been secured for the occasion and refresh
ments will be served. Admittance is by in
vitation, issued through the members Of the
corps.
The committee of arrangements consists
of H. o. White, L. ]. Ward. o. w. Herman,
D. j. Hickey and Owen Lee, Lieut.. w.
D. Fales. DR.. Chunn. DR.. Heff1edower. Dr.
OBrien, George Warren and j. st. Clair
C. Hambly compose the reception commit
tee.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
Taken to Emergency Hospital.

Mrs. Gussie Wine, thirty years Of age,
was taken i'll while in the waiting room at
the 9th street depot this morning. She was
removed to the Emergency Hospital, where
the physicians decided that the ailment was
hysteria. Mrs. Wine was accompanied by
her husband and children and they were on
their way to Los Angeles, Cal. The trip
will be resumed as soon as the patient Is
able to travel. The home of the Wine fam
lily is at 1925 South Randolph street, Phila-
delphia,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
Identity Not Ascertained.

The police have not yet ascertained any
thing regarding the identity of Henry
Franklin Waters. who died in New York
last week, and about whom several mes
sages have been received from ]. A. Cam
erOQ.
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Mr.. DENLY Delivers Address.

A meeting Of the Mems Club of the CAL
vary Baptist Church was held last evening,
at which Mr. Charles DENLY. former minis
ter to China, delivered an address on
.'China and Some Experiences There"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
In Memoriam.

BoWIE IN lGynS remembrance sGw,S Of my ds dear
hr TREND ,ears aao tada .rn w ;oo VINO died
BY HIS FRIEND LUCY.
brother. EDWARD DEWDNEY. who died one
year ago today, March 10, 1905.
But the night dew that falls, in silence II weeps
Shall brighten with verdure the grave where be
And the tear that we she'd in vain though IT rolls,
Shall long keep his memory green in our souls.
BY HIS DEVOTED SISTER AND BROTHERS.
DONALDSON. In loving remembrance Of on,
who departed this life one year ago today
March 10, 1900.
BY HIS PAPA AND MAMMA.
KELLER. In loving remembrance Of my darling
father. CHARLES KELLER. who died thir.
teen years ago today. March 10, 1894.
Gone. but not forgotten.
BY HIS LOVING DAUGHTER, MRS n. CARSON.
PARHAM In loving remembrance Of our darling
DOROTHY, who left US one year ago, March
10, 1905.
Only a lock Of golden hair
That gaze on with ceaseless pain, !
That never will bless again. . &
She went like the mist Of morning. gs. /
To shine with the stars above; =,
beautiful chaste adjoining e.
In a realm of endless love.
Yet often, when evening twilight !
i hear her voice from the starlight
That sparkles within my room.
And I see through the mystic moonbeam.
Her form and fair;
A radiant light from heaven SO bright,
With tresses Of golden hair.
BY HER PARENTS.
ROBINSON. In sad but loving remembrance Of
our dear son and brother, CLARENCE ROB,
INSON. who died one year ago today, March
49, 1906.
BY HIS DEVOTED MOTHER AND SISTER.
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Funeral Of DIR. A. 8. Gatschet.

Funeral services over the remains Of AL
bert s. Gatchet. ethnologist of the Smith
scnian Institution viii take place o'clock
this evening at the family residence, 2O22
10Th street. The remains will be removed
to Philadelphia for interment in Mount
Peace cemetery tomorrow.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
Will of Ida M. Glotzbach

Henry E. Glotzbach is named sole bene-
flciary of the estate of his wife. Ida NJ.
Glotzbach. by the terms of her will dated
February Z last and offered yesterday for
probate. Mr.. Glotzbach 10 also named exec
utor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19
BONN.
MARRIED.

HEYSER On March 1S 1907, at the Rochan.bea,
to DR.. and Mrs. W. T. Heyser, a daughter.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

EINLEY-FOSrER. On Saturday, March &c. 1907
Mt the Cathedral, Baltimore, Nd. by the Rev
b sEather 0avan. Mis- ELLA +. FINLEY Of
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Mrs. Charles Katzenstein, 1906 Girard
avenue. has discontinued her Wednesdays
at home
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Mrs. G. Emery Green, who has been visit.
ing her sister, Mrs. II. c. Knapp of 924 Mas
sachusetts avenue northwest returned tc
her home in Quincy, Mass, this morning.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Mrs. Mcknight Moses will be at home a,
the Highlands tomorrow. and will be as.
sisted by her daughter, Mrs Gosling. and
others.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

The Ambulance Corps N. G. D. c., have
invitations out for dance tonight at Ma
tfonal Rifles Hall. The hall has been elab-
flowers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Mai Gen. and Mrs. Fred Grant will give
a luncheon Saturday in New York, for the
British ambassador and Mrs. Bryce
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Fairfax Wallace,
formerly of Washington. are visiting Mr..
and Mrs. George w. Wallace at the Portner
for few days. Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace are
now living in Atlanta, Ga. but have just
returned from New Orleans, where they
went for Mardi GraS.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Mr. and Mrs. Crosby 8. Moves are making
their usual winter visit to Pasadena, South
ern California. They are staying at the Ho-
tel Raymond.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Miss Gertrude Friend of Lincoln Neb Is
the guest of Mrs. Luchs at 1927 r street
northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-19

Prince Lynar Of the German embassy.
who is at Palm Beach. landed tarpon last
week weighing 146 pounds, just four pounds
short of the record. 1t was placed on exhi-
bition and later the prince caught another,
though not SO large.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
CHILDREN TORTURED.
Girl Had Running Sores from Eczema
Boy Tortured by Poison Oak
Both Cured by Cuticura.

Last year, after having my little
girl treated by very prominent ply
stefan for an obstinate case of eczema,
resorted to the Cuticura Remedies,
and was SO we'll pleased with the al
most instantaneous relief afforded that
we discarded the physicians prescrip-
ton and relied entirely on the Cuti-
cura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Gu
ticura Pills. When we commenced
with the Cuticura Remedies her feet
and limbs were covered with running
sores. In about six weeks we had her
completely we'll, and there has been
no recurrence of the trouble.
"In July of this year little boy in
our family poisoned his hands and
arms with poison oak, and in twenty
four hours his hands and arms were a
mass of torturing sores. We used
only the Cuticura Remedies, and in
about three weeks his hands and arms
healed up. Mrs. Lizzie Vincent Thomas,
Fairmont, Walden's Ridge Tenn, Oct.
10, 1906"
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
QUITE ELIGIBLE.

A big, burly-looking fellow, a per-
walked into the office of prominent
accident insurance company the other
day, and APPLIED for policy.
Certainly" said the secretary. Are
you engaged in any hazardous busi-
ness?"
mot in the least" replied the appli-
cant.
Does your business make 1t neces-
sary for you to handle loaded firearms
or weapons Of any kind?"
mo, sir"
Would your business ever require
you to be where there were excited
crowds-for instance, at riot or q
fire?"
i Very seldom"
rs your business such as to render
you liable to injury from tram-cars or
runaway horses?"
''No, sir"
Does your business throw you in
contact with the criminal classes?"
Very rarely, indeed, sir"
II think that you are eligible. What
is your business?"
II am a policeman"
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
APPEAL THAT WAS NEEDED.
Judge Must Also Have Been Follower
Of the Gentle Art.

John Quincy Adams, of Massachu-
sets, third of that name, who died
about ten years ago, was very fond
Of fishing, and not especially fond Of
his legal profession.
One day, the story runs, case in
which he was counsel was down for
trial in a Massachusetts court. Mr..
Adams did not make his appearance,
but sent letter to the judge. That
worthy gentleman read it, and then
postponed the case with the announce
ment:
"Mr Adams is detained on Inn
portant business"
1t was afterward learned by col
league of Adams that the letter read
as follows:
Dear Judge: For the sake of old
Isaak Walton, please continue my
case till Friday. The smelts are
biting, and 1 can't leave"
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much Of
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal.
ly satisfactory If proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to stiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance Of your work.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
FEET OUT.
She Had Curious Habits.

When a person has to keep the feet
est nights in winter because of the
heat and prickly sensation, 1t is time
that coffee, which causes the trouble,
be left off.
There is no end to the nervous con-
ditions that coffee will produce. It
shows In one way in one person and In
another way in another. In this case
the lady lived in s, Oak. She says:
II have had to lie awake half the
night with my feet and limbs out Of
the bed on the coolest nights, and felt
afraid to sleep for fear Of catching
cold. I had been troubled for years
with twitching and Jerking Of the
lower limbs, and for most Of the time
have been unable to go to church or to
lectures because of that awful feeling
that must keep on the move.
when 1t was brought to my atten.
ton that coffee caused 80 many ner-
vous diseases, / concluded to drop
coffee and take Postum Food Coffee to
see II my trouble was caused by coffee
drinking.
IT only drank one cup of coffee for
breakfast but that was enough to do
the business for me. When quit II
my troubles disappeared In an almost
miraculous way. Now ! have no more
OF the Jerking and twitching and can
sleep with any amount Of bedding over
me and sleep all night, in sound, peace
full rest.
Postum Food Coffee is absoluter,
worth Its weight in gold to me-"
There's q Reason" Read the little
health classic. "Ths Road 70 Well
rille," IN pksh
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Great Discovery Announced.

Sir William Crookes, as result Of
his own researches and the expert
ments of Professors Krowalski and
Moscicki, Of Freiburg university, has
discovered a process Of extracting
nitric acid from the atmosphere. The
process is available for commercial,
Industrial and agricultural purposes,
and is expected to revolutionize the
nitrate industry and the worlds food
problem.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Evil Of Tipping System.

Although there is great effort made
to keep secret the thefts in hotels and
restaurants in New York, it is quite
evident they are on rapid increase.
The manager Of large restaurant
says the system of having servants
depend almost entirely upon patrons
for their pay lowers their moral stan
dard and causes them to look on those
they are supposed to serve as their
legitimate prey.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Time to Fly.

The trust magnate leaped up from
the banquet table and made a dive
for his 100-mile-an-hour automobile.
Hold on!" cried the astonished
toastmaster. won't you wait for us
to serve the dessert?'
mo-" replied the. nervous magnate;
IT just saw suspicious face loom UP
at the window. The next thing served
will be process"
And telling his chauffeur to put on
full speed the wealthy fugitive headed
for the next state.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
A Sign Which Failed /.

Young Husband-Seems to me, my
dear, this chicken is pretty tough.
Young Wife--I know 1t is, and /
can't understand It at all. l picked It
out myself.
Did you examine 1t closely?
Indeed l did. looked In its mouth
the first thing and could see it hadn't
even cut its FIRST teeth yet."-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
COLLEGES Undesirable Fire Risks.

Colleges are now regarded as rather
undesirable insurance risks, and it is
probable that the rate will be gen.
orally increased. In Is years 1884 fires
have occurred in college buildings, en-
failing loss of $1O,5OO,000 in money
and heavy loss of life. This makes
the average money loss over $4,000.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Negroes Valuable Head.

A Kentucky negro earns double
wages as hodcarrier, because he is
able to do the work of two men. He
carries from 40 to so bricks at time.
He places the bricks upon a board
which he balances upon his head as
he climbs to the tops of high build.
ings.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
PreparIna tor ths Future.

30 you want more wages7 said
the warden Of the penitentiary.
That's what do" answered the
cook. This talk Of furnishing trust
magnates Is getting me more nervous
every day. II I've got to learn to cook
terrapin and lobster q la Newberg, I
want more pay. And what's more
want TO be called Q Chef Wash.
ingten Star
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Had Wrecked tho Machine.

Owner Of motor car Ito chauffeur)
Have you recommendation from
your last employer?
Chauffeur-No, sir; but l can get
one In the course Of month or SO
Owner of Motor Car-Why the de-
lay?
Chauffeur-He's in hospital.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Way to Choose a Husband.

"Women should choose husbands as
they do their gowns says the oracu.
lar Nixola Greeley-Smith.
Which reminds us that young lady
in our neighborhood was heard to say
that she wants husband full Of Bus.
tle.-Chicago Journal.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

ton. My wife and many of my friends
have used Doan's Kidney Pills with
good results and can earnestly rec.
ommend them"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

with my back and
kidneys. / doctored
and used many rene.
dies without getting
relief. Beginning with
Doan's Kidney Pills,
/ found relief from
the first box, and two
boxes restored me to
good, sound condi-
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
[SKSS. E a. "a O.
25[7l0[l[5S

From Start to Finish.
BE NINE" he implored.
Certainly" she replied.
And so they were married and
'Beware!" he cried.
"Oh, fudge" she exclaimed.
So they were divorced and lived happily
ever after.
Chicago Daily News.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

Mermaid-What in the world is the
matter? You look like you had been
up against bucksaw.
Neptune-Yes, confound It! Since
those motor boats are flying around
here no one Is safe.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Reasonable Exclamation.

II wonder why dog chases his
tail?"
"a sense OF economy"
Economy"
Eyes; can't you see he is trying to
make both ends meet?"
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Can Not ESCAPE Thouohts.

Man is a thinking being, whether he
will or no; all he can do is to turn
his thoughts the best way.-Sir Will
liam Temple.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

If you wish beautiful, clear, white clothe!
use Red Cross Ball Blue. Large 2 OF
package, cents.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

Though we may be learned by the
help of anothers knowledge, we can
never be wise but by our own wisdom.
-Montaigne.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
DOES YOUR BACK AcHEY
Profit by the Experience of One Who
Has Found Relief.

James r. Keeler, retired farmer,
Of Fenner ST., Cazenovia, N. Y, says:
About fifteen years ago suffered
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Expla aimed.

Explained.
"Say dad, what does uppity mean?"
"The same as persnickety, my son.
well what does persnickity mean?"
"The same as uppity. Run along
now."-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Advice to Married Men.

Although your wife
IL far from here
Behave as though
She still were near.
Detroit Free Press.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26
Ladies' Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
cept no substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

Lots of people manage to keep the
truth pretty busy with it's struggle:
to rise.
The Jasper news., 1907-09-26

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc. Many
smokers prefer. them to l0c cigars. Your