Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-08-09

Miss oldgiri-Yes
t tle1i from choice. MN Il 8 r 4
choleel-Philadelphls ss. ~ ~
light? Crimsonbeak
man. Aonks ,,er
n.atlgued Philip DID !. {
boilin' water on yous., :
Walter WOrse'n az Az $ !
dat. It wuz sosr. Fal III
Leader. B
..v Sir. I want your daueb,., ho
You may have 1t Mn Y. vi
pleasure, dear boy. i so,s n
one that's always IN ~ N.Y.. "
timore Sun. 0'asl !
she-Have you ever Vim. Is
etry2 He (proudly)-T ~ 81
once in one Of the lead,a- ~
she-No, but l mean AM t, ", n
-SomerVille Journal
Dyer-What did your VIA
you told her you wouldn,t NJ
later Rownder-I DOM ~.
up the receiver as soon !.
through talking.-Brooklyp NJ .
"How do you know he Is,r..,
ceivlnG letters from that oI,l~ !,
cause" answered Miss osgs,
knew Immediately where + v Il
the second page WashinrtoD D
strong-minded Old Lady a.. b
wears wife)-Oh, yes mum y
my ups and downs, but ~.
what you may call a serIous ,s
I've only lost two husbandsl-pg
Nell-Maud says she has had
teen proposals this wear h
didn't think she knew So mans
Nell-Oh, sixteen of them wev.
Chollie Saphedde.-Philadelpbls
ord.
Tommy-Pop, was writing an
tablets of stone in the old daysl
my's Pop-Yes, my son. Tonn
Gee! 1t must have taken MI
to break the news.-Phlladelpb,
ord.
Old Hunks-Dldn't yon marry
for my money? Answer me that n
am! Mrs. Certainly
And we'd get along just lovely II
were not 50 stingy with lt-Ch
Tribune.
Fortune Teller-Beware Of An
dark woman with a fierce eye. gbs
waiting to give you a check. YIa
(despairingly NO, she amt a
to get one from me Tia.
my wife.-Baltlmore American.
"ChumpIey's auto got away fr
him and ran fourteen miles on d CON
try road" "I'll bet be was mad
mo, he was tickled. He said It va
the best run his car had made Wlthc
adjusting. cleveland Plain Dealsr.
where" asked the tenderfoot, aE
the last man killed here| "He ail'
been killed yet" replied Arizona A
There's goin' to be at least one mon
killed as soon as him and me come
lace to face."-Chicago Record-Herad
Eyes, ma'am," the convict was Eys
ng. I'm here jlst for tryin' to als.
.er rich man" 'The ideaT a
the prison visitor. Yea
na'am, I jist tried to initiate bis ag.
nature on a check" = PhlladepAA
Press.
"Ah!" he sighed. 81 have long Wot
shipped you at a distance" well
she replied, coldly, IF 1t is necessaq
or you to worship me at all, ! preiel
t that way" And it was back to th'
BOARDING house for him.-ChicagO Dai
y News.
She Gladys is SO sorry she took ne
ring round to the jewesrl
o have it valued. He-Why2 DID D
Jay 1t was too cheap2 Sheen NJ
lie said he would keep it for a bit
freddie hadn't settled up for 1t yet
9ick-Me-Up.
Mrs. Stubbs-Land's sakes JON
here must be a great many barOe
hops in Wall street," Mr.. stubbs-
What causes you to think SO, Mars
Mrs. Why, the papers say hu
lreds of men are trimmed" there
Try day.-Chicago Daily News.
Jones had a vegetable garden
which he took a great interest BROW
lis next door nelghbor, had one al'
md both men were especially inteEe
d in their potato patches. One moi
ng, meeting by the fence, Jones sol
How Is 1t, Mr.. Brown, you are ne'
roubled with caterpIllars, while |
pushes are crowded with themT y
riend, that is easily explained"
,lied Brown. Il rise early In
morning. gather all the caterpllli
rom my bushes, and throw them u
our garden. "-Tit-Bits.