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The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

San Francisco should induce it's trouble factory to take a few days off.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

The Presidents apology to Dr. Long may have been sent to the dead letter office.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

Japan is a wonderful country, but she does not know how to play base ball.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

The mayor of Milwaukee has decided not to go os the stage. Let us all heave a sigh of relief
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09
THE JUNE KIND.

IIlL . O N IT hIIND. The sweet girl graduate once more Is talked about and to the fore. This time she's not at school, you know That part was over long ago. We whisper in a soft aside" The charming truth-shes now a bride Certain religious enthusiasts in towr say 1t Is the Saturday afternoon of tn,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

Washington Bureau Age Herald. 1421 E street N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

--- N9a- President Roosevelt travels a good deal, but he cannot eclipse the pedo- meter of his understudy, William Howard Taft.
 The Emperor of Corea draws his pay and holds the title, but he is not to interfere in any manner with the government
 The President will never keep the boys on the farms unless he brings to the farm comic operas and vaudeville shows
 Mayor Beall of Alton, H., is said to have kissed 1000 babies at picnic the other day. That man will be president yet.
 Garden truck and the crops in the fields are growing day and night in their effort to make up for lost time.
 
 The arm of the federal government is constantly more searching in it's quest for impure food articles.
 ----.s.--
 4 contemporary editorial entitled, n Elucidation of the Hiatus" will not get many readers these days. Another man named Caruso has been fined $10 for annoying woman. He couldn't sing this time.
 The North Pole may have to take header in order to escape Walter We'll man, who is about to sail.
 
 The remarkable MT. Orchard was man who did not believe in letting cen sus tables run riot.
 The true way to punish Howard Gould and his wife is to compel them to live together.
 On Broadway they often say: "Theres another Pittsburg millionaire and his bride"
 English society has not yet recov- cred it's breath from the shock of the Croker Derby.
 Seth Bullock may be depended on to endorse anything that President Roose- welt says.
 The Presidents apology to Dr. Long may have been sent to the dead letter office.
 Japan is a wonderful country, but she does not know how to play base ball.
 San Francisco should induce it's trouble factory to take few days off. The season is backward in every respect except blooming June brides. J. Ham Lewis Is Voliva's lawyer, and the fight goes merrily on. That Orchard ruffian should have been nipped in the bud.
 Few airships sail up to the schedules of their projectors.
 Addicks, at any rate, is not presi- dental candidate.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

W. D. Lanier. C. L. stricklln and W. M. Sutherlin are the only author ized travelling representatives of The Age-Herald in It's circulation depart ment
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

D. ". BARRETT. r.....E Editor
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
laeJ0,0ea

world. They are sticking up to beat the band for Sunday morning
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

Tuscaloosa Gazette: There Is a great sigh of relief over the state that the Birmingham strike seems to be over and no trouble came from 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-09

No communication will be published without its authors name Rejected manuscript will not be returned unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

Jacob =. Dunn, prominent In
dianapOlis Democrat for a long
time the editor of the Sentinel,
writes as follows 10 the New
York World:
At present a Democrat IS an
American citizen who would
rather fight Democrats than Re
publicans III he is a Bryan
democrat his dearest object in
life is TO swat a gold-bug demo-
crat. If he is ant.-Bryan he
would rather swat a Bryan dem
ocrat than eat. In this situation
we are doomed TO continued re.
publican success If we could
nominate some southerner who
has not been actively allied with
either faction, and who has sense
enough TO keep his mouth shut
on Organism until after the cleo
ton. we might do something.
Otherwise it is merely a question
of selecting the form of defeat. =
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
HIDDEN DANGERS

Nature Gives Timely Warnings That NJ
Jasper Citizen can AFFORD TO Ignore.
DANGER SIGNAL No. ! comes from the
kidney Sc ,retions They will warn yo1
when the kidreys are SEX. We'll kid
neys eXcre e a clear amber huid sick
kidneys send out a thin. pal, f0amv.
OF thick ret. ill-smelling urine, iul ~
sediment and irregular ofpassage
DANCER SicNAL No. > comes irHm the
back Back pains. dull and heavy. or
sharp aud acnte, tel yon OF -irk kidneys
and warn YOU If the dropsy. iia hctes
and Bright's disease Doans Kidney
pills cure sick kidneys and cure Them
permanently. Here's Jasper proof
Anton Baumert, living on Main II
Jasper. Ind. saws "Doan's hidne,
pills cure.l me OF very embarrassing
kidney trouble ! Wa compelled to
.unnate every half hour and my back
naned me the whole time had no
strength in NV back and b a frequent
headaches that were most depressing
When | saw that Doan's Kidney Pills
were curing these affections, went 10
Flick & Pau 2 drug store for them, took
them carefully. and now ! am quite free
from that agging pain over the kidneys
The bladder trouble has quite disap-
peared and am not having those head
aches as formerly. have never had
anything to equa' DoaD's Kidney Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price 80 cents
Foster-Mil burn Co Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the nited states
Remember the name Dams -ani
take no other
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
PUBLIC PROPERTY!

About $3.50 worth of public
school property was carried
away from the public school lot
last Wednesday, by various peo-
pie. The property was in the
shape of school seats and desks.
The people wro taken the stuff
claim that they were given the
right to take it. all of which is
bosh as no one has any right TO
give it away. The laws of Ind
lana provide a distinct way for
trustees to dispose of property
belonging to the public and no
one has any authority to give it
away. President Pfau. of the
school board says that he never
authorized any one to give away
any property of the town.
The furnishing of the High
school in Ja-per during the last
four years has cost the town en-
tirely to much. We understand
that a lot of furniture was given
away two years ago. Co Supt.
Melchior furnishes the following
figure showing amount of money
paid for High School fixtures in
Jasper and Huntingburg during
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
One Copy Of the COURIER
Was Worth $3.50 to
a HARRISON Town.
ship man Last
Week.

A HARRISON township man was
in town this week proving to the
County Assessor that the 50, 900
mortgage which he Board
had charged him up with had
been satisfied about a year ago
And the HARRISON tp. man saved
S25. so in taxes. What makes us
particularly sore is the fact that
our HARRISON township friend
was reading a COURIER which he
had borrowed. instead Of sub
scribing for it himself, but it all
goes TO show that they ALL READ
the COURIER, the best paper in
county. ALL THE NEWS Sub
scribe for it 1t ccsts you less
than 3 cents a week. 81 80 a
year, 81 numbers. If you can't
subscribe READ 1T ANYHOW Get
it and read it, It's the RELIABLE
the Truth Telling Paper that
hewes TO the lire let the chips
fall where they may, That sings
song to the madness of the
bIave and prints the NEWS, ALL
THE NEWS. IT'S RELIABLE.
In six weeks the COURIER will
begin its 50th Volume. For 30
years, through sunshine and
shade the elder Doane and his
boys have stood at the helm and
guided the destinies of the
COURIER, and worked and fought
for what they deemed was best
for the county of Dubois and its
good citizens. The present man.
agement believes.in doing right,
telling the truth; being RELIABLE
and printing ALL the News.
We desire to emphasize the word
ALL! Now is the time to sub
scribe.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
dwell Items.

The small. five weeks old child
of James Edwards was found
dead in bed Sunday morning and
was buried at the Arnold GENE.
terry.
Uncle John Stone, an old sol.
die. died last week after being
parali led for nearly two months
and the funeral was held at Burr
Oak and remains inferred at the
Public cemetery.
Elwood Craig has had a Sc.
we're attack of Typhoid fever but
is better now.
Carl Hobbs has a severe attack
of Typhoid fever.
Albert Scraper. wife and son
visited friends here Sunday.
Tully DeBruler and wife, of
Boonville, visited Rev. M. l..
Peyton and wife Sunday.
VIM. Eek and family were in
Jasper on business Tuesday.
Andreas Brown was in Jasper
Tuesday on business.
C. w Webb, of Petersburg
was here on business Monday.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

Candidate Taft says that the
folgre's W hich will assemble on
the first Monday in next Deem
Der was elected to c rry out the
policies as announced by the adj
ministration during the 1906 am
paign. AS Mr. RooSevels stand
pat letter to subsidy jim Watson
was an administration announce
ment, there is. of course. nc
hope of tariff reform. And as
Mr.. Roosevelt has greatly modi
fed his other announcements
there little hope of ar, -+ o.
beneficial legislation. Den IN
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
Total Sl5 25
Sl85 90

Huntingburg has a larger
school and more pupils and yet
the Jasper school has cost nearly
four dollars TO Huntingburg's one
for new furniture and apparatus,
which is outrageous and is caused
because the furniture and fixtures
have not been taken care of as
they should be. This fall there
will likely be another big bill for
new furniture to replace the
uff that walked away Wednes-
day. The Board should see that
it is all returned and the parties
who are responsible for it being
scattered should be promptly ar
rested and prosecuted.
The average cost per pupil in
the Jasper High school in 1906
was $685. while in Huntingburg
it was only 1896. OF course
the average cost per pupil in
Huntingburg is cut down by rea-
son of there being more High
School pupils there than in JAS
per.
We are in favor of the High
School and believe it is an honor
and credit to the town and its
sitizens, but we are strongly op-
posed to the reckless disposal
and destruction of school proper
".
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

4 housekeeper who was recon-
mendod 10 try cucumber peeling as
remedy for cockroaches strewed th'
floor with pieces Of the peel, cut no
very thin, and watched the sequel
The pests covered the peel within 1
short time so that il could not b,
seen. so voraciously were they en-
gagged in sucking the poisonous
moisture from il. The second night
that this was tried the number oil
oockroaches was reduced 70 n quar-.
ter, and none was left alive on the
third night.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
doIsoU low nsiIip irss~iF'
Notice.

Notice o. given That hereaftefTet h,rpi
lee % MshsCn .cS nship will DC at h
Office each Saturday at bis residence
one mile southwest o. Ireland. Ind
fer the pur pose OF attending Z,
ownship business, and all persons hav
~ business with the ownsh.p A 70
l'riei to condne i to those days.
rne township library is KEEP. AZ Sam
heans IN Ireland whArr All NAV
b all the books.
Che Indiana School books viii hs
III nG st Henry sun mers store at a.
{ nee. SAMUEL a. tLEzEN,
IAN is,1y rmstee Madison IT
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
GOLD MEDAL CONTEST

There will be a Grand Gold
Medal contest held at Jasper dur
ing Institute week. All persons
holding either Demorest, Cooper
or w c. IT, T. gold media 5 are
entitled to speak. All who wi, h
to compete for the prize will
please write me at Duff. or
phone me at Huntingburg
Mrs. J. h. Lennon
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
RAILROAD EXCURSIONS

Colonists rates 10 all points, at les
than one fare for the round nip; al
Homeseekers rates to the North. Sontd
and West at about one fare for the rounh
trip, Tickets sold the first and third
Tuesday Of each month
There is now q rate 20 Bran b points
Of one fare for the round trip going eve
ming train OF each Saturday good re-
turning until first train Monday Tick
cts he also sold on Sunday at oneJ
arertfoTe round tnp. a
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
The sknserapina Jonah.

81 suppose you didn't know" re-
marked the superstitious man,
"that many of the New York down
town Office buildings and the Times
building uptown have eliminated
the thirteenth floor? 1t is true.
They skip from the twelfth to the
fourteenth. 1t is almost impossi-
bic, they say, to rent the Offices on
the thirteenth floor."-New York
Press.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

To reduce a double chin anoint it
with a good skin food then, pick
ING up the flesh between the thumb
and first Singer. roll it firmly. but
gently. Sponge the chin alterward
with sold salt water.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
Discovered His Error.

"He once ran for Office, you say?"
"Well, he thought he was running
at the time, but after the votes we're
counted he told me in confidence
that he guessed he hadn't done more
than walk."-Chicago Post.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
Had Smoked Some.

First Citizen-He has spent a
good deal Of money laying pipes for
this office.
Second CitiBen-Too much for
pipes and too little for cigars, j
fsncy.--Detroit Free Press
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
Boone Township Trustees
Notice,

the undersigned, Trustee Of Boone
township, Dubois county, hereby give.
uotice that he will attend TO all bushes,
pertaining 10 the office of Trustee, at hi,
'esidence, four-miles southwest Of PoI
ersville. on Saturdaysof eacl week an
r,qnests all persons having township
Business to present it on Saturday Cit
ens desiring books from the Towns. r
Litrsry, are notified that the Library {
'epi ~ my residence.
School books at James Mulk v,
a. portersville. PETER j. ScHSARR
Trustee Boone TIP
Jan. 5, 1905 v
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

and chcefiulnc S soon
C's pear whrntsc Kid.
o. rs 0re 90. order
o. 2el
Kidney .vupie has
become so prevalent
that tits notincommo
for a child 70 ne born
afflicted with weak kid
neys. 1.-THE child urin-
afee too often III ihn
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
.iaroison Trustees Notice

Notice is hereby given bat the under
81 ned Trustee Of HARRISON township.
sill at. end to township business on eacL
Monday OF the year, at my oifire. sDn
cersons having township business to
transact are required to present ii to him
On Mondays.
The towns Zip lorary will be kept at
nv home near Dubois.
JJdS l.. HARDER, Trustee.
Jan 5, fyi5. ..
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
VIM. A. Wilson,
General Insurance.
and Loans. Farm
Loans at 5 per cent.
Jasper. Ind.


NOTICE B. hereby given a. the citizens ofKeie.
~ Vile. and HARRISON township dubois a. Ind
that the Undersigned male citizen of the Unit N
states viii apply 20 the County Cunmis siouers ~
Dubois county Al their next regular session Ia
August 1897, for license 10 retail Intoxicating
liquors. beer and wine and permit me same 10 ~
drank on the premises. under the provisions 81 tie
law OF Indiana governing such licenses
The precise location here such iaunr. az, 10 ~
sold s To room - feet vide IS ~ feet long siaa
ted 10 the easf end ~ two story frame building
fronting IN The Shoals and Paoli roads On rtnfthe
ne quarter - ihe Ne quarter ~ Sec, 80 "A. town
range ~sst. bounded as f0o-s Commencing a.
the East side ~ said section, town and range run
ning thence south west until u runs due sonth
thence due west containing acres more ~ less be-
ing az north ~ hef aol road nnfi where .aid road
runs due south ia HARRISON Tp DuhoisCo. Indiana
a. ne same time and place will apply for a per-
init 10 serve lunches
JACOB sElFERT.
y ne, - lgO5-3g
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

EE EE-To women for collerirl
names snd selling cur novelties, we give
big premi ms send your name TODAY
Tor our new plan ~ big profit. with IT.
tie work. Write today Address c. +
MosELEY Premium department, - +
street New York CITY.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
LARGE SALES.

Good value for your money. 1--WE
have found your Hughes Tonic TO be
one OF the best selling chill remedies
that we ever sold. We have sold Is
gross in 8 months. and in selling Hughes
Tonic, feel that we arelgiving value"
Sold by druggists. soc an 81 90 bottles.
Prepared by
R0BINSON-PHTTET co. Inc Louisville
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02
Women as Well as Men
Are Made Miserable by
Kidney Trouble.

Kidney trouble prey vron the mind dis
souragcs and lessons ambition beauty. virol
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

urine scalds the flesh or IT, when the child
reaches an age when IL should be able tc
control the passage, il is yet afflicted with
bed-weuing. depend upon il. the cause OF
the difficulty is kidnSy trouble, and the frsi
step should DC towards the treatment Of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due 10 diseased condition of The
kidneys and bladder and not % a habit as
most people sappo =
Women as well - ~ re 1aic mis-
cradle with kidney -ld t,-A.. trouble
and beth need the same grea, remedy
The mild and the immediate effect Of
Swamp-Root is soon realized. 1t is SOLD
s By dFs ss5 s.. in a iiy- "a
sizes. You may have a isFF.,.,,s.
sample bottle by mail SAs'ss. s1s.-sss " :
free. also pamphlet tell Homo of swami, Root
ing all about il. including many Of the
thousands OF testimonial letters received
from sufferers cured. In writing Or. Kilmel
& Co.. Binghamton N. Y. be sure and
mention this paper
Don ns Te snv IN STAKE. but remem-
Der the ran" ~wainp-Root. DR. kilmar'
Swan D. Root and the address, Bingham.
ton, = 81, e,ery bottle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-02

by druggists. in fifty
cent and one dollar
sizes. You may have a
sample bottle by mail
free. also rarDnhleft~ll-
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-06-15

Fdtlc fir's amslanb beiorat 6. Maine, Sr.4t3.
IfsSaitiMprtsS Ctr, nabe Cation Ssnje .Npeure.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-08-30
The Lining of His crauat.

 You hare often heard the question. Where mans treasure is. there will his heart be also said q city detcc- tive. Il saw an illustration of that not long ago cn a railroad train A de- tectiye employed by tue railway com pany and were seated near country man who adjusted his aecktie every few minutes.
 That tie 5otha"s tl4 o!i man. I said to my companion
 " Don't think it's tue tia,' replied thr railroad detective
 Then he Ieanai forward and said to the farmer, Better take your monay out of that nacktja
 '' Who told you I had money in my tieE demanded the farmer
 'The detective then explained that his actions in adjusting his ncckwear led b the suppositiou. The farmer ad- mitted that he had chosen the tie az the hiding place for ] number of bills. His idea was all right concluded the detective, but he couldn't keep his hands off the eeavat Kansas City St9F
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-08-30
QuaIitt.s .,E inc Nxstsr.

A San Franciscan has discovered d new method of cutting short recitaIs that promise to become too long wind ed, An acquaintance of his who has q local reputation as ] bore was one day holding forth at some length when the Californian interrupted him with:
 By the way, did ever tell you the story of the oyster?"
 On receiving a negative reply he con. tinued:
 Ut seems that when oysters are talk. en from the sea they often open their shells so that the juice or liquid runs out. As this is undesira ble. the expert enced oyster gatherer has a tub of wa ter close at hand into which the oyster is plunged as soon as it begins to open it's shell.'
 "Well, and what then?" asked the other as tbe narrator paused.
 The San Franciscan smiled.
 ''Oh, after awhile the oyster learns to keep it's mouth shut" he remarked quietly
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-08-30
lonu Hair a Mark of Honor.

In olden times excessively long hair was considered a mark Of honor and rank. For many centuries long hair was in France the distinctive mark oi kings. The ancient Persians and Par thians of high caste wore long. flowin, hair, while the poorer classes wer" obliged to cut theirs short Home: speaks of the long haired Greeks by way of distinction.
 The Gauls considered long bair a mark of honor, but Caesar obliged them to cut it off in token of submis- sion. Long hair was thought by, the Franks to denote high birth, and the Goths looked upon it as distinctive mark of culture and honor. Short hair was considered by nearly all the old nations to denote thraldom. and even now criminals have their heads shaved Denver Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-08-30
The Gospe! of Good Cheer.

People loved Robert Louis Steven son not because he was an admirable writer, but because he was cheerful consumptive. He was sufferer who for many years increased the gayety of life. Genius alone can do this on a large scale, but everybody can do 1t on little one. Our safest guide is the realization of hard truth-that we are not privileged to share our trod- bles with other people. If we could make up our minds to spare our friends all details of i'll health, of mon ey losses, of domestic annoyances, of altercations. of committee work. of grievances, provocations and anxieties. we should sin less against the worlds good humor. It may not be given us to add to the treasury of mirth, but there is considerable merit in not rob ping it.-Agnes Repplier in Harper's MagaZine
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-08-30
Different Names For Waves.

They have curiously different names for waves about the coast of Great Britain. The Peterhead folk call the large breakers that fall with crash on the beach by the grim name of "Norrawa (NorVAy, carpenters" On the low Lincolnshire coast. as on the southwestern Atlantic fronting shore of these islands. the grandly long un- broken waves are known as "rollers. Among east Ang.ians heavy surf. tumbling in with an offshore wind or in calm, is cate'i by the expressive name of .'slog." while we'll marked swell, rolling in independently of any blowing, is called a home" There i. no wind,' Suffolk fisherman will say, "but nasty home on the beach" Sui folk men also speak of the bark" of the surf, and sea covered with foam is spoken of as 'feather white" The foam itself is known as spoon drift ' So, in the vernacular. we have it. "'The sea was all feather white with spoon drift :"