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Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24
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About noon today the Congress may have reason to know that the White House typewriter has passed through another crowded hour
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

A Wyoming couple have just been married for the fifth time, having been divorced four times in the last twenty years. The divorce lawyers must look upon them as regular GUS toner's. ]. asnEf Hus
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Uncle George-Tommy, here's a dol lar to buy your mamma a birthday present next week Have you any Idea what she would like?
 Small Tommy-No, but I know what Pm going to buy for her.
 Uncle George-What?
 Small Tommy-A toy drum.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24
Sarcasm,

Whats the matter" inquired Mrs. Starvem as MT. Newbord made a wry face. "ls there anything wrong with your soupY'
 Soup" he replied. T don't know anything about soup. but this dish of hot water Is too greasy!-PhNadelphia preoa,
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

In the town of Orsa, Sweden, no taxes are levied and the railroad, tel ephones and libraries are also free. It must be an awful place if they have to offer such inducements to live there.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

The Reverend Harry Warren, who opens Wall street daily with prayer, knows very well that it is Ont Of the question 10 close it with prayer
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Charlotte Perkins Stetson Gilman Is trying to tell what the world would look like if woman had her way Doesn't she have it?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Arrangements are being made for a legislature in the Philippines. After it gets down to work the Filipinos may learn what real trouble is like.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

single bill during the season. Qulte a number of Congressmen must be similarly pledged, for they invariably hand them in in punches.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

A New York waiter is reported to have retired with a small" fortune He should have put it off another year, and retired with a large one
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

From Senator Hopkins able de- fense of Shoot, one would infer that worse men than Shoot can be found in Illinois any day
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24
A peen Dio.

Cholly-Of course I admit I talked about myself, but they talked about trade all the time, and of course that was worse.
 Miss Pepprey-You were perfectly right It's better to talk about nothing than talk about trade.-Pick-Me-U Up.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Managing Director-Well, and wha are your qualifications for the post Of night watchman?
 Applicant-Well, sir, for one thing, the least noise wakes me up.-By- stander
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

There is something almost humor- ous in this talk of the undertakers raising prices on account of the in- creased cost of living.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

The new Shah of Persia is said to have an 4'iron will" Before his reign is over he may have use for shirt of steel.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

While senators are arguing that the president cannot discharge an entire battalion of soldiers, the voon battal- ion seems to remain discharged.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Long runs a speciality at this o'' fee. Come in and see our weD'per fecting job press run-just " thing for long runs.
 ADAMS PRINTING co.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24
Homo Kind Has a Loose End.

Why don't you get up and give that seat to your father, Bobby?' repri- manded the lady. Doesn't 1t pain you to see him reaching for strap?' | "Not on tram," chuckled Bobby; "but 1t pains me to see him reaching for a strap at home. Tit Bits.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

The charge that the ezar is writing poetry looks as if the terrorists are trying to build up a good excuse for killing him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

The New Orleans Times-Democrat calls Senator Tillman "an intransl- geant," whatever that is.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Little Elsie tin the country) - Oh, mamma, look at those Leghorn chick ems!
 Mamma-Yes, see them, dear. But how do you know they are Leghorns?
 Little Elsie Why, don't you see those little horns on their legs?
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24
As He Understood Him.

.I have little poem here" faltered the poet.
 Sorry" replied the editor, "but I'm full"
 "All right, sir,' was the meek reply "I'll call round when you're sober."- Atlanta Constitution
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24
TALES OF THE NURSERY.

Bright Sayings by Some Modern Mites
 of Humanity Sunday School Teacher-What would happen now if people were struck dead for lying as they were in ancient times?
 Bright Pupil-There wouldn't be any body left to bury 'em.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

The Arkansas legislature is now in session, but, then it cannot be helped.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Small Edith was visiting in the eoun- try for the first time.
 What do you think of our rural scenery, dear?" asked her grandmother.
 "Oh, 1t isn't so bad" replied Edith. Tt looks almost as natural as real theater scenery
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

A member of the Missouri legisla- ture has promised not to introduce a
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

The Shaw-McAdams mile race Thursday night will de. B eide who is the Main rl11k champion.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-24

Little Elmer-Mamma, won't it do just as well if take bath Sunday in- stead of goin' to church?
 Nampa-Why, what do you mean, dedr -1ssas F. 's.-
 Little Elmer-Well, takin' bath is the next thing to goin' to church if cleanliness Is next to godliness.-Chi- cago News.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10

mum reenlt. This insureu his success anN
gave him the reputation Of the success.
ful specialist and, quite naturally, the
prescription that he thus used most be-
came rms FAvoRITE," and was the
origin Of
Dr.. Pierce'S TaVOrite Prescription
as now known. In no sense is it u "patent
medicine" or even secret ono. but q
REAL Prescription OF A
REAL DOCTOR,
that had run into great popularity boz
cause IL cured more than ninety eight
out OF every hundred of tho cases In
which 1t was correctly used.
One Of the important ingredients ~
this now word-famOus "FAvoIJTE PRn-
sCR1pTION is
BLUE COHOSH ROOT,
which was in great repute among the
American Indians century ago. The
squaWs used 10 for tho relief OF theiP
special troubles, particularly for the
casing OF the pains Of maternity, calling
it "PapOOse root" Then there are four
other ingredients I'm this Prescription,
namely: Lady's Slipper root, Black Co
hosh root, Golden Seal root and Unicorn
root.
1t Stands Alone not only in 70
------- spoct TO Its
known composition, but also as the only
specific, advertised remedy for w0manB
diseases which absolutely CONTAINS NO
ALCOHOL
1t Stands Alone as the one meds-
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10

The rich are peculiar. They ride in
! private cars, have private hotel suites,
! private yachts and private erything,
except private lives. The newspapers
look out for that
The buncO man who spends his sum-
mers with the summer resort farmers,
or summers near, can learn things to
his advantage professionally,
If woman respect not her husband,
she loves him not. Respect is the
foundation of love.
When die, on the whole, believe
l should prefer to die of dyspepsia
than to starve to death.
BE bigger than your job. Then you
can hold it.
Fame is like wine-it makes some
men foolish.
People who think they have made
the mistake of their lives, should be-
ware. There are just as big fish in
the sea as ever have been caught.
1t is the expense we did not have
figured in the expense account that
makes the balance on the wrong side
of the ledger of life.
Suggestion for correspondence
school adv.-"How to catch suckers;
taught by mail Bite now!"
A fretting horse but makes trouble
for himself. A man fretting does no
better.
Crit Alexander says the angleworm
has tender feet. Frostbite or fish
bitten?
The hard-luck story would be more
endurable if It were not continued"
Love is intoxicating, but few would
sign a pledge of total abstinence.
Slippery walks are hard on the
chesty.
He took a canter every morning and
a decanter every evening.
A mob threw fifteen bad eggs at a
North Carolina man. He recovered
by law $500 damages for every egg
that hit him Half the mob was com
posed of women. How much money
did the man get?
A fool never has any trouble to find
some nice girl who is willing to help
him spend his money.
In the rush to church a few days
ago, Pittsburg man was killed. And
now for the millennium!
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
Expert Testimony.

Editor Beckwith wants to know
how many bales of hay it takes to
make pound OF honey. or how
many pounds of honey there are in
a bale of hay. We confess we don't
know. but do know that when we sit
down to dinner and there is honey on
the table there is a pound of honey in
us when we get acknowledgements
(Col) Ledger.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
AIM STRAIGHT AND HIT TIE
MARK

specially In the treatment OF a very
large class OF Cases that we're being NAL
treated by many physicians through ig-
nOrance Of their real nature.
This necessitated GOING TO THE ROOT
OF THINGS in Two special senses. - IN
CAREFUL, EXHAUSTIVE STUDY to know
what was the real cause of the nnumer-
able aches. pains, drains and weaknesses
which afflicted women. aud AGAIN TO
TuE ROOTS which Nature had provided so
pentifully for the HEALING OF MANKIND.
Thoroughly convinced that alcoholic
stmulants and medicines prepared with
alcohol did far more harm than good. DR..
Pierce prepared his remedies, extracted
their virtues and preserved them without
alcohol. then, guided by actual expert
ence. formed combinations by which 2
minimum ~ medicine produced the maxi
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
BLUE coHosH ROOT,
It Stands Alone not only in 70

known composition, but also as the only
specific, advertised remedy for w0manG
diseases which absolutely CONTAINS NO
ALCQ.EOE
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
REAL Prescription OF A
RIAL DOCTOR.

that had run into great popularity boz
cause IL cured more than ninety eight
out OF every hundred of the eases IN
bfph ~ ly ttuaI
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
Chris Gets His.

Chris Christensen, the good natured
mail and express man, is laying up
with a severe bruise. He was helping
load trunk on a pair OF trucks when
he fell off pulling the trunk on him.
Chris looked as If he had gotten
tangled up with a polar bear.-Han-
cock (Minn) Times.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
{ 5&lgllg!1..a..Z!
TPrvIF OI''AA DA
The Huskinu.

The Huskinn.
Where the slhouettes Eeave in the shad-
owy hay-mow
And the valiant-hamed lanterns are
striving to glow,
Once again / am part Of the old fashioned
husking,
or the tme-honored husking of long,
long ogo
On the floor OF the NOW is a golden
hcaped harvest
That is waiting attack at its ponderous
girth
Willie about it the lads and the lassies
are gathered
In tie spirit of Jest and the frouc Of
mirth.
All, the laughter and snatches Of songs
we are singing
Are a-pulse with the llght-hearted joy
Of a day
When The trials Of life and the task Of
In the dim, distant future are all put
"1'
BY my side you are sitting once more
In the shadows,
In the shadows that flicker and weave
to and fro,
And your flashing brown eyes once again
are my thraldon.
Just as when they bewitched in the
long, long ago.
With an eagerness born Of a love past
concealtng,
l am searching once more for an ear
that is red,
And again, with the witchery born of a.
woman,
You are taunting my luck with toss
of your head!
All, at last, with dexterous twist have
barred it.
IT'S a crimson-hued ear and the pass
port to bHssl
Like a soldier returned from the battle
Triumphant,
am claiming my toll in a rapturous
kiss
All, the thought OF that kiss thrills my
heart with a throbb'ug,
With a throbbing Of Joy that is &C.
stasys hing
All the world sends its sweet to be
strained for The nectar
That the touch Of your lips and their
memories bring!
Are you waiting, o maid Of TIE golden
hccd harvest?
Are you waiting me still at the last
bus ing bee?
IL You are o my love Of the days gone
forever.
It WI be n sweet harveSt-home coming
for met
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10

Not long ago | chronicled the sad
news that aunt Ann Haskins, of Bos.
ton, had four dozen eggs freeze on her
one day last week" whereat a country
editor friend OF mine facetiously asks,
"IIow cold was AnnY"
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
IOOOsn made DOcfOE ROnk sem

on receipt of q one -.ccnt
sta mps to cover postage only:
81 stamps for cloth bound
copL Formerly sold foi $3.50
to extent Of over 100000
copies. Every family should
possess a copy for readysTc{-.
erence I'm case Of sudden III
ness or accident. II is Illus
trated with hundreds OF
wOOd-cuts aud several cOlored
plates. Address Or. l.. V.
Pierce. Buffalo. N. Y.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-12-10
1t Stands Alone, as the ono med,

the makers OF which take their patients
fully into their confidence and tell I'm
exactly what they are taking. This
Pierce can afford tO do. because hia
"FAvoRTTE PREscRITTIoH Is made OF
formula that has thousands OF cures
TO its credit, placing It's merits above
criticism.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25
Feed your cam at the Q. <.

Feed your team at the o. K.
stable.
]. B. Thompson, the Denver
auctioneer, was in town Tuesday.
Joe Howell and Willis Angel
attended the Knorr sale near
Denver Wednesday.
Ben Gerding was transacting
business in the city Tuesday from
Ferdinand.
H. P. Carlson, the Nezperce
horse doctor, spent several days in
the city this week.
M. F. Fuchs is at Lewiston this
week on business connected with
the Nezperce telephone line, Of
which he is manager.
Del Lashier, well known Port
land drummer who has made this
town for several years past, is re-
ported to have died recently.
A bouncing baby boy was born
Monday to the wife of August
Kopczynski east Of town. All are
doing nicely and papa" Gus feels
very proud of his son and heir.
A brother of ]. w. Henderson
was in the city several days this
week visiting him from Maine.
He left Wednesday for Spokane
but will return again later.
John B. Aichlmayr this week
put up nice sign over his livery
barn, which he calls; the o. K.
Livery and Feed Stable. He re-
ports a good trade thus far and
hopes to build up nice business
Read his ad. in this issue.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

DEPARTMENT of the Interior, Land Office Lewiston
Idaho. Dec iii 1905. n
J, Notice is hereby given that Edward Maierich, Of
Cottonwood Idaho has filed notice Of his n'enton to
make final Communication proof in support Of his claim
viz: Homestead Entry No. 1928 made May II, 1904
Tor the Lots and Sec. 2S, and Lots I, 2, and 4
Sec. 29, Township 81 N. Ran'eI, M, and that
said proof will be made before J. E. jacques. U. S.
1907. 80"
He the following witnesses to prove his con-
tinuous residence upon and cultivation Of SAID land viz
Mike Schubert; Henry Uhling, Sam Butler and John
Swartz all Of Cottonwood, Idaho. -
Ia-2s 7. H. BARTLETT, Register.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25
NOVICE FOR PUBLICATIoN.

Department of the Interior, Land Office at Lewis
ton. Idaho, Dec. 26, 1906.
Notice is hereby given that Charles Buttner Of Keu-
lervlle Idaho, has filed notice Of his intention make
final Communication proof in support Of his claim, viz:
Homestead Entry No. II,245 made May 81, 1905. for
the NEH Section IS, Township 81 N, Range 1, W B
NJ, and that said proof will be made before ]. E.
jacques, U. S. Commissioner, at Grangeville Idaho,
on February II, 1907.
He names the following witnesses to prove his con
nuous residence upon and cultivation OF said land viz:
Gerhard Gehring. William Moughmel, and Thomas
Moughmer. of Keuteryille Idaho, and Jacob Matthie
sen, Of Cottonwood Idaho.
IA 7. H. BARTLETT, Register.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25
Notice for Publication.

Department of the Interior, Land Office Lewiston
Idaho, November al 1906.
Notice is hereby given that James MeBrearty. Of
Cottonwood, Idaho has flied notice Of his intention
make five year final proof in support Of his claim
viz: Homestead Entry No. II2oS made for. the VIZ
>NEH and Eh NWH Sec. I8, Up. 80 N, X l, M
and that said proof viii be made before ]. E.. Jaques
U. S. Commissioner, at Grangeville, Idaho, on
February II, 1907
He the following witnesses to prove his contin
residence upon and cultivation Of said land viz
James Rookie, Alfred N. Richardson, John Peterson
and Fred Mertes, all Of Cottonwood, Idaho.
12-7 I. H. BARTLETT, Register.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25
ConstabIe,s Notice Of Estray Sale.

To Whom 1t May Concern:
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned,
BILE Of Keutervle precinct Idaho County, idaho, has
in his possession the Henry Bose place the following
described estray animal, to-wt:
One red bull. or years old, marked with crop of
of each ear, split in right ear and tips of horns cut off,
Branded on right hip. ,,ss1
And the same will be sold according 10 law on
Monday, the 18th day Of February, 1907, at the
hour Of l o'clock P. M. at the Henry Bosse place,
Keutervlle precinct, to the highest bidder for cash.
Da ed at Keuterville, idaho. January as, 1897.
HANS Petersen,
Constable of said Precinct.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25
Notice for Publioation.

Department Of the Interior, Land Office at Lewiston
Idaho, Dec rs, 1905.
Notice is hereby given that Claude L. PAIL Of Cot
tonwood. Idaho, has filed notice Of his intention
make final Communication proof in support Of his claim,
for the Lots TO- 20, 7s as and az Section 81 NJ Range
2, NJ, and that said proof will be made before F..
Jacques, u. s. Commissioner GTangeville, Idaho,
on February II, 1907.
He the following witnesses to prove his contin-
residence upon and cultivation OF said land. viz
August VonBargen, Arch o. Martin and Lloyd Col
lier, Of Cottonwood, Idaho, and John Mckinley, Of
IA TIL. BARTLETT, Register.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25
Constoble's Notice Of Estra, Sale.

To Whom 1t May Concern:
Notice is hereby given that the undersigned, consta-
hle of keuterville precinct Idaho County Idaho, has
in his possession at the Dr. Blake place the following
described estray animal, to-wit
ne yearling heiter, red with white TANKS, some
white over rump white spot left shoulder, let horn
withered, no marks or brands visible.
And the same will be sold according to law on
Mo dRv the o5th day Of February, 1907. at the hour
of 10 o'clock A. M. at the Dr. Blake place, Keuter
willie precinct to the highest bidder for cash.
Dated at Keutervilie, Idaho, January 20, 1907.
HANS PEDERSEN,
Constable Of said Precinct.
Camas Prairie chronicle. [volume] (Cottonwood, Idaho) 1901-1917, 1907-01-25

Deposit your surplus money in the
Farmers & Merchants State Bank.
They have burglar proof safe and carry
burglar and daylight hold up insurance.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-03
He Resigns Office Of Insur-
ance Commissioner
THIS RELIEVES GOVERNOR
He Promptly Makes Another Appoint
ment-politieal Difference Of the
Senate Caused Some compll.
cations.

Columbus, O.. Dec. Arthur I Noryk
Manager Of tho movement % srcure the
presidential nomination OF Secretary
Taft. has resigned his oiIico Of state IN.
suranee commissioner, 20 take effect ON
Jan. J, IN order to give his entire time
thereafter 10 the Taft interest This
actioa relieves Governor Harris Of em.
bauassment. since the law provides that
when the Senate has eiccted an ap.
poiniment, the governor shall send N a
new one. The Senate rejected Mr..
Norys' appointment when sent IN BY for.
mer Governor Herrick. but some Of Mr..
Norys' Fficnds were claiming that an.
other appointment would be q 'ncw"
one, even though Il he Of the same per.
son. The Senate u Dcmocntic, but i
Il believed that the nomination Of Mr.
Vorys' friends were claiming that an.
for the fact that The election ~ Governor
Pattison gives the Democrats hope that
\ Democrat might get the place. Gov
ernor Pattison died before ho could take
the matter up, and Mr.. NoFys has since
been serving a. q hold0Ner.
Mr.. Norys' resignation was accepted 20
take effect Dcc l6. and the governor ap.
pointed his own executive clerk, Judge
'c. C. Lanert % the Office. Governor
Harris stated that be had hoped that
Mfr. Yorys would remain IN tho Office
during bis entire administration and
that he retired against his request In
order 10 devote bis time % other a5airs.
OF course the other affairs are the Taft
interest.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-03
Gar Nicholas Awaiting lis
Work
STILL MORE REPRESSION
In Finland Il Feared-Assistant 70 Gov
crnor Is General Zane-He Was One
Of the Instruments Of Bobrik-
OFFS Tyranny.

Sc Petersburg. Dec. a.--Emperor Mich.
olas received and pcrused With GOODNESS
copy 81 the address Of the Douma IN
rvply TO the speech from the throne at
the opening Of the Parliament. On the
margin Of the document be wrote the
following note
4 am ready 20 believe the expressed
sentiments. ! await productive work.
The reappointment 81 Major General
Zane a. assistant % Nicholas y Ger.
hard, governor general 81 Finland. Is con
sldered 20 D. evidence Of an intention
70 restore the "Bobrikoh" policy in Fin
land. Major General Zane was formerly
director Of the Bobnkod ehaneellery.
General Count B0bnkoa. assassinated
n June, 1904. who was appointed COVER
nor general Of Finland In $500. made
himself very unpopular by his severe
measures against the press Of Finlans
and the stern manner IN which he fol-
lowed out the policy Of Russia toward
at Helsingfors IN 1902, which was sup.
pressed by Cossaeks. The last recorded
aet of General BobrikoG was il March.
1901, when he issued q Proclamation for.
bidding the people 20 darken their win
dows a. unusual hours" People who
chose 10 90 to bed before ten o'clock al
night were subject 20 heavy fines. This
step was due to the neglect Of the Firms
10 illuminate their houses In honor Of
the beginning 81 the war with Japan.
NJ. BogdanoiT. a leading Social Demo
cratic author Of st. Petersburg. was ar
rested here yesterday.