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Washington Herald.
Isn't II nearly TINA TO organize the
Society u Daughters OF Presidential
Posslblltiesf- New York Mall.
A bachelor can become very fond OF
spending his nights at the club BY get
ting married. New York Press.
Emperor william believes In SIM
Pile diet for his fighting forces. Most
Of them already get it--Boston Tran
rcript.
| Mr.. Rockefeller says true success lies
In doing good. Standard Oil victims
have always been done that way.--New
York World.
Pittsburg now claims population
| OF 100000. And less than fifty Of them
have been found to be good citizens
Philadelphia Inquirer.
TO administer exact justice is diff.
cult. A Chicago man who poisoned six
people is to be hanged. but only once.
Philadelphia Ledger.
President Roosevelt warmly approves
the idea of teaching boys to shoot
but, 1t Is hoped, not with toy rides
Philadelphia Inquirer.
A Florida farmer cleared 81 200 on
one acre of cabbage In the spring.
There Is money In some cabbage heads
1t seems.--Washingto Herald.
If the House of Commons Is athe best
| club In England. the United States
| Senate Is the leading matrimonial bu-
reau In America.--New York Mail.
An increase Of $1,000 frst-cabin pas
sengers to Europe for the first six
| months of 1907 means many, many
souvenir postal cards. New York Mail
"Don'i. kiss babies: 1t is dangerous
says physician. II Is also moderately
| dangerous. under certain circumstances.
TO kiss grown-up. Washington Her
aid.
President Roosevelt puts In several
hours day choppng wood. Not being
candidate for anything, he does not
have to bother about saving it.-Chi-
cago News.
L
| isn't going to be any war with Japan
that settles it. II he can do without
a fight the rest of us must.-Philadel-
phia Press.
It Is noticed with regret that New
York's all-night police court is crowd
| ed with business. Prosperity OF this
sort can't be commended. Cleveland
| Plain Dealer.
In Germany a jury In an important
murder case was selected in ten min
utes. Over there stupidity and ignor-
ance are not requirements.- Philadei-
phia Ledger.
Bombs are still flying through the air
/ In Russia, though 1t Is such an every
| day occurrence that the cable doesnt
pretend to report all the Incidents
Philadelphia Press
Now that Chicago professor has
discovered that sea gulls can talk.
some OF the things the wild waves have
been saying may be traced to their
sources. New York World
scientist estimates that the suns
heat win last for 100000 years long
er What long time 1t win take to
prove that he doesn't know anything
about it!--Philadeiphi Inquirer.
The final decree Of divorce having
been entered In the Castellane case,
another is added to the long list q
matrimonial warnings which will have
no effect whatever.-New York Sun.
A man who sold strawberries ID
Washington In boxes that had raised
bottoms has been fined $50. The judge
ought to start earlier in the strawberry
season next year.-New York World.
| Swell society in Newport seems sur.
prised to learn that an ape dresses az
well and behaves as well at the table
a It's own members. but the rest OF the
world II not surprised. -Philadeipnia
Record.
| The Council Bluffs clergyman who
promised to hang himself II the maxi
mum fine was imposed on the Standard
OIL Company Is strangely inactive.
why does be not get busyf--Milwau-
kee Journal.
Mr.. Schwab thinks the United States
can build Ave battleships to Japan's
one, and m be happens to Be In that
line OF business he would no doubt
IKE to zee the fact demonstrated
Washington Post.
i an thia great, whiriing. pushing.
competing, busy world" says Arthur
Brisbane, '.there Ii no substitute for
brains" What . pity. when 30 many
people are sadly In need Of substi-
lute Washington Post
The tact that some German officers
were in d balloon over Berlin three
hours ought not 70 be regarded a. rec
ofd.breaking. The Car OF Russia has
been up In the air for several years.
louisville Courier-Journal.
another promoter Of Libraries says
! that you can tell man by bis books
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