The Washington herald., 1907-04-01

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raid in their Efforts 10 get rid OF the negro
soldiers. and to shoot into their own
bonses occupied by their own women and
children, but tell US what there is in the
atmosphere down by the mouth OF the
Grand River TO so pervert and taint the
people whose lots are cast there.
President Bonilla is following in the
footsteps or many another Hlustr1ous Cen
traI American President. lie Is hustling
from the scene Of action as fast as he
can, and probably has the strong box
along.
The main objection entered by the cor
porations and the political machines
Against Gov. Hughes public utilities
bin is that it is a real bill and not a
fake constructed to cleverly deceive.
The humble horse has played most
important part in some OF the most ex-
citing and momentous incidents IN this
oountry's history. The baseball covers
are made or ulut-
The fact that the antiwhisker move
ment has spread TO Kansas Indicates that,
perhaps, the Popuiist party is-Aot 50 dead
as some folks have imagined.
4 Boston street car conductor found
and returned a young lady's purse con-
tanning S5.S69. and was rewarded with a
bewitchlng smile That's a material re-
ward. however, because he viii not need
TO buy ice or stand In front OF electric
fans for seven months and three days, II
il was typical Boston smile.
New Hampshire woman, acting in
the capacity of tax collector. has sue
ceeded IN collecting the largest amount
of taxes in the history OF the county
There is a pointer in this for the woman
suffrage advocates!
Schmitz and Ruef were rather crude in
their operations, after all. II they had
not been, they would be enjoying the
delights Of Partisan life about now.
Naturally. so good a fisherman as Mr..
Cleveland uncOnsci0usly referred TO il as
railroad batting"
The Treasury Department decided some
time ago that frog legs must be eIassed
as poultry. Now it Is decided that frog
skin is leather. The presumption is that
the frog as a whole must be classed as
clearinghouse chicken.
zone touch OF nature makes the whole
world kin" And one touch OF springtime
makes the whole piscatorial brigade pre-
varicate.
Only eleven short months TO wait before
the Easter bonnet joke heaves in sight
again.
That is a terrible racket in Central
America, and ali kicked up by one mule.
People hate successful man" says Mr..
Hartman. II all depends Now there was
Jesse James; a fairly successful man, In
his line. He did not stand especially high
in the estimation Of his fellow-men. But
there are others. All people do not agree
with Mr.. Hartman, perhaps, as to just
what constitutes a successful man"
The Sultan Of Morocco is about 10
enjoy the delights of an ultlmatum served
with French dressing.
Mr.. George Won L. Meyer shows the
effects OF bis diplomatic career No sooner
was he sworn in as Cabinet minister
than he challenged the President 20 q
game Of tennis. The President probably
ron the game.
what has Bryan aone?" asks the Bos-
ton Herald. Well, for one thing, he
started a weekly paper, and has managed
70 keep II going for several years. That
is enough 70 cntitle him 70 hero medal
What we need now is a good application
OF lime % the iemoa joke
He could afford To be silent Smith
with all of that money TO do his talking
for him.
When, oh, when. will the tariff be re-
Vised< asks the Birmingham Age Herald
Too busy 70 answer now. Some one else
wants TO know How long is a string?''
If Mr.. Jerome's luhacy commission fails
to find Harry ThaE crazy. the learned
district attorney might compromise the
case by allowing Thaw to plead guilty
to a charge Of diIyorderly conduct. and
let IL so at that
Where are the tiudes of yesteryear?''
asks the New York World. The last heard
of little Jimmie Hyde he was munching
bOnbons in gay Pa rec!
The Buffalo News says that Southern
writer's argue th9 race problem from
false grounds of fact" IT would be
interesting 70 know what sort of a ground
a false ground os fact Is.
An Engllshmanf writing OF America
says our native bisds 'are none too tur e.
ful.' II is evident the man never hea I'd
Il Georgia mockin4 bird under full steam
ahead
INSPIRED BIZ THE HERALD
Houston Post; The esteemed Washing
ton Herald viii al 10 observe that Houston
is getting the first whack at the Wash