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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11
Kinqfisher OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 1s-2s.

Kingfsher chautauqua--June 1923.
The Kingfsher Chautauqua, the
mother Chautauqua of the territory
cordially invites all to her 1907 feast
confident that the menu will please ali
tastes.
II you like oratory, come an1 hear
Bryan, Sears, Lands and Daily.
If yoli love music. listen to the
Madrigal Club (sixteen ladies) of
Enid. and Dunbaus bell ringers and
vocal quartette.
If you reyel In the magical and
mysterious, hear and see Reno
If you are Interested in knowing
the merits and demerits OF the pro-
posed Constitution. hear Hons. Has
kell and Howard discuss It.
If you delight Ia the practical. be
At the Spelling Match. and hear
King on Good Roads
If You revel I'm wit and wisdom.
John Dewitt Miller has a happy com
bination for vc:-..
II You are a friend Of the temper.
ance cause. hear Mrs. Fixen
II you want to be a bettcr cook,
join Mrs. Dodson's class
II you are interested in physical
culture, we have classes for both
sexes
An excellent Auditorium, beauti.
ful grove, meals at reasonable rates
on the grounds. easy access to the
city, accommodations for the comfort
Of all comers, make Kingfsher Chau-
tauqua the most attractive place in
Oklahoma for an outing.
Special rates on railroads during
the nine days-June 10 to %.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11
Might Be Contagious.

A young matron OF Baltimore. upon
entering her nursery. found her
Youngest in tears. why, what's the
matter with Harry?" she asked the
nurse Hes mad. num- explained
Nurse. because | wouldn't let him
go to the Simmonses' acrost the
strate." And why wouldn't you let
him 20. Norah ?" Because. mum.
they're havln charades, so he said.
an / wasn't sure whether he'd had
dim or not t"-Fa arper's Wee
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

In using a cough syrup, why not
get the best? One that comes high
~ recommended is Bees Laxative
Cough syrup. contains Honey and
Tar and IS superior 10 other cough
sgrnps in nnny ways Children a.
ways like 10 take il hecanse IL con-
tains no oplates. Is laxative aud Is
guaranteed 10 give satisfaction or
your money refunded Try Il. Sold
BY J. n. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11
Guthrie Wholesale Produce Market.
(By John ~. icge.)
A Narrow ESCAPE.

G. w. CloXd. merchant. OF PUNK.
Mo, had narrow escape four years
ago, when he ran a iimson bur into his
thupb. He says; The doctor Wanted
TO amputate 1t but | woud not consent.
! bought a box OF Bucklen's Arnica
'Salye and that cared the dangerous
wound" 25c at all druggists.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11
PIneappIe vIneaar.

Pineapple parings should never be
thrown away, as there is no finer vim
egar in the world in flavor and col
oring than that made from plneap-
pies The fruit parings (fruit may
also be added should be placed in
crooks and covered with water: sugar
or syrup being added in quantity ac-
cording to the condition Of the fruit.
Allow this to ferment thoroughly. and
when this has been accomplished
watched and skinned meantime
vinegar must be strained from the
fruit and placed IN jars or botllea
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Call at our store. please. for a free
sample OF DR.. Shoops Health Cof
fee" If real coffee disirrbs youI
Stomach. your Heart. or Kidneys. then
try this Clever Coffee imitation. While
DR. Shocp has very closely matched
Old Java and Mocha Cone in flavor
and taste, yet he has not even single
grain of real Coffee in it. Dr. Shops
Health Coffee Imitation is made from
pure toasted grains or cereals, with
Malt. Nuts. etc. You will surely like
Health Coffee Sold by Bank Grocery.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

In the treatment Of piles II be-
ONES necessary TO have the remedy
nut up in such a sorm that II can be
pplied TO the parts affected. Man
an Pile remedy is encased IN cot
apsible tube with nozzle attached Il
annot help but reach the spot. Re
ewes blind. bleeding. iteaing and
rotrnding piles. so cents with noz
le: guaranteed Try il. Sold by J,
Y. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Piles get quick and certain relief
from DR.. Shops Magic Ointment
Please note Il .s made alone for Piles.
9pd its action Is positive and certain,
Itching painful. protruding or blind
piles disappear like magic by it's use.
Large nickel-capped glass jars so
cents. Sold by II. y. Lillio & Co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Farmers. mechanics. railronderE. Ia.
borers rely on DR. Thomas Eclectric
Oil. Takes the sting out Of cuts
burns or bruises a. once. Pain cannot
stay where 1t is used
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11
STREET CAR SCHEDULE,
New Time on the Guthrie Service
From Each End OF Line.


From Each End OF Line.
The schednle now in force in the
street cav service Is MS follows:
East Warner ears leave east end
6;iS, 6;20. 6;42 G:54, 1906, every II
minuies until y. M then every %
minrtes until II.
West Warner leave west end 6.s6
GAS, 1900, 1912 and every 70 minutes
EAtil 3 y. M then every 20 minutes
anul i2
West bound cars leave the Office o.
lf--2G- SS-50 minutes after each
hop until . p m.. then every 20 min
utes az lo- %--50 after each hour
East bound ears leave Office l0-2s
--3t-f6--5S minutes after each hour
until ? 2. M, then every 20 minutes
at io-30-50 after each hour.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

lis time to lookout for water
cooler or ice cream freezer. We have
Them a. the right price 81 Louis
liaekel Store. l0a West Harrison.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Tonight we Will encourage Saturday
night shopping by Offering some splen-
aid specials IN Waists. Hammoeks.
New White Belts, etc. Grand Leader.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11
HOTEL REGISTERS

You will need new Hotel Register
soon.. We have them in stock.
A Register with 240 pages, $500
A Register with 400 pages. S5.75.
Neatly bound and printed.
Address The DAILY LEADER.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Loving Is a painful thrill.
Not to love more painful atill,
Bu' ahi IL is the worst of pain
(When YOU feel that way. better
take Hollster's Rocky Mountain Tea
&C r. Renfro.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Everyone knows that Spring is the
'eason of the year when the system
aeeds cleansing. Dade's Little Liver
Pills are highly recommended. Try
hem. Sold by J. ~ Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

The value Of Pabsf Blue Ribbea
! Beer lies in ito strengthening quali-
ties as food. Pabst Eignt-Day
Mailing Process retains all the
food value ot the barley-gran a.
found IN this beer Of quality.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

The Victor Bar is the favorite resort
IN the city for gentlemen The best
= the way of liquors. wines. beer and
.igars on hand always.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Talk about beating them to death
w. d. Packer does it, He does Il
with his up-to-date line of farm i'm
plements
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Royal Bus, Baggage & Cab. Co
Phone No. |, and never miss your
train. Best equipped. always on Nme.
thoroughly reliable. Doyo Bros.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

The Ladies Social Circle of the
Presbyterian church will meet We'd
neSday afternoon at the home of Mrs
-. wv McNeal.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Have you sprung a leak In your
hath room2 Are you requiring plumb
lrg repairs? Call W. H. Powers al
IFS East Oklahoma. and get relief.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Coach seats at the Royal Bar. Re
sort OF gentlemen. Comfort and
choice liquors and cigars Cox Mlnner
prop.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Resort for gentlemen is the bar o.
ShewmalSe, L2ughlin & Bowline. II is
white bar, well stocked with the
hest OF liquors.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Improper action Of the kidneyes
causes backache, lumbago. rheuma-
ism. "Plneules" is a kidney rene
dy that viii relieve these diseases.
Pleasant to take and guaranteed to
give satisfaction or money refunded
Relief In every dose" Sold b. 8.
n. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Coffee? Tea? Surel We can save
you money. In fact. we can save you
20 per cent. Try us. National Coffee
& Tea Co.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Not the cheapest dinner. but the
best dinner at the Capital City Cafe
tomorrow.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Ladies' Oxfords. ali styles and
ieathers; esc TO ss.oJ.-Roa nson's.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Spring Winds chap. tan ana cause
freckles to appear. Pine salye Carlo
ized applied at night will relieve thai
burning sensation. Natures own rem
edy. Acts like poultice and draws
ont inflammation Sold by j. N. Wal
alce.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

800 pairs childrens' ami Misses
shoes one-half prios-Rob. nson's.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

pennsylvania LAWN MOWERS
THE BEST MADE. AT HlRScHl g.
KNEBEL &C.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

WANTED Young man with
$3.50 to join me and take half
interest in good legitimate bns,
mess in Guthrie;- income of sos
per week assured, references
exchanged. Address j. b. d.,
care of Leader.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Hurried meals. lack os exercise
are the main causes of dyspepsia. a
Rings Dyspepsia Tablet after each
meal aids digestion. improves the ap
netite. Sold by j. N. Wallace.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Occasionally one has the fortune to
meet women who are ideal Ia locks
and figure, Nlnetynine times out OF
hundred yon win find she takes
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea Tea
or TABLETS, 35 cents. c. r. Rensre
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

The latest and best In Mems OK
fords: $500 to $S.50--7obirson's.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

Lax-ets 5 e s,.':' .s;:' e.. !; i..:''. e.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-05-11

WANTED Clean cotton rags. Leaegiy
Press Room
WANTlcD-Agents to sell Fort Worth
lots m Oklahoma plan. closest In
addition TO city. Liberal commits
sion. Trinity Heights Land Company.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04


with those hysterical and foolish crea-
lures who wish women to attain to
easy lives by Sinking their duties. 1
nave as hearty a contempt for the wo-
man who shfrks her duty of bearing
and rearing the children, of doing her
Iuil housewives work, as have for the
man who is an idIer. who shirks his
outy OF earning a living for himself
ana Tor his household, or who IS selfish
or brutal toward his wife and chill
dren.
Inc school is an invaluable adjunct
10 the home, but it is wretched sub
st1tute for it. The family relation is
the most fundamental, the most i'm
portant of all relations. No leader in
church or state. in science or art or
Industry, however great his achieve
ment, does work which compares In
Importance with that of the father and
the mother. "who are the first Of SOW
ereigns and the most divine of priests"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
If Pa WAS KING OF SPAIN.

IF Pa WAS KING OF SPAIN.
We've got bran new baby, too,
An pa he has to keep
Awake at night until the new
one wants to go to sleep.
1t cries. it doesi 1t yelis an screams
with all its might an main,
An pa says he'd have pleasant dreams
If he was King of Spain.
If he was King OF Spain, pa says,
He'd SIT UPON his throne,
An folks would trenble in his gaze
An leave him all alone,
An he'd have ministers to come
An play games for the kid,
An soldiers to play on the drum
An shake I'd old Madrid.
Why, pa, says kings don't have to rise
At O'Clock a. m,
Although the head uneasy lies
In crown or diadem-
But kings just hang their crowns some
where
An tumble off to sleep.
Their royal garments on a chair
Or piled up in heap.
An pa says kings don't have to chase
To drug stores in the night
To get some paregoric quick
To set the baby right
They Just wake up a duke or earl
An make them rock the crib
Or twist the baby's hair in curl
Or tuck its little bib.
An every night while my pa walks
All uo an down the floor.
He talks an talks an talks an talks,
An says it makes him sore
Because the common people must
Hope on an hope in vain
He'd give lot, he mutters. just
Chicago Post
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
JAYHAWKER JOTS

The revival meetings at Beloit re-
suited in 500 conversions.
The G. A. r. at Erie unveiled a
handsome monument erected in honor
of the soldier dead on Memorial Day.
1t cost $1,000.
Mr., H. n. Fruit was fined in police
court at Independence recently and
the Star very appropriately heads the
item, Canned Fruit
Two fox terriers owned by an Atch-
ison man turned into poultry terriers,
and 80 turkeys and % chickens were
killed by them. The dogs also died
by request.
Henry Samuelson, a liveryman of
Ellis, is now using an automobile for
driving travelling men from Ellis to
surrounding towns. Autos are coming
more and more into use on the west
ern prairies.
After witnessing the frantic en-
deavOrs of a Missouri Pacific section
boss to get some work out of bunch
of Greek laborers, Henry Allen doubts
If Alexander the Great ever got
enough credit for what he accom-
plished.
Two Salina school teachers got up
a phonetic reading chart to supple
ment the readers. 1t worked SO well
that they have now specialized it for
use in connection with the readers
that have just been adopted, and it has
been approved by the state text book
commission for use in Kansas schools.
Atchison Globe: The town people
and the farmers are getting closer to-
gether. 1t is proposed that next Sat
urday every auto owner in town de-
vote two hours to taking farmers and
their wives riding. Some of the autos
will hold six people in addition to the
driver. Why isn't it a good idea? Six
auto owners have agreed to the pro-
position, and no doubt others will.
Will the farmers ride? Details of the
affair will be arranged later.
A. Croaker in the Holton Recorder:
1 have noticed that when man who
spends more than he can afford on
cigars and other hurtful luxuries,
takes a notion to economic he usual
ly commences by cutting his church
and charity subscriptions down. and
if he concludes to extend his economic
efforts further, lectures his wife on
her expensive habits in the kitchen.
The cemetery is the only
place in this neighborhood where
nothing bad is said about anybody.
There is a large amount of
humbug about business men taking
vacation I have taken several my
self and always found had to rest up
a week or two after / got home before
was fit for business. The nearest
ever came to nervous prostration was
when 1 was on vacation resting
nm
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
QUAKER REFLECTIONS

[From the Philadelphia Record.1
Rubber hose-any girls stockings
on a rainy day.
The smaller the bride the greater
seems to be the disgrace.
With all its putting and blowing the
locomotive has to take water.
The chronic borrower evidently
thinks it doesn't pay to pay.
Every successful man thinks his
own brand of success the only one.
Any man can make a fool of him
self, but If he has a woman's help it's
easier.
Some women don't have to exert
themselves very much to put on a bold
face.
If all the engagements resulted in
broken hearts the world would about
go to smash.
Nell-"The man in the moon is
looking right at us" Belle-"Gracious!
Is my hat on straight ~
Wigg-"Harduppe says it isn't good
form to wear jewelry with a dress
suit" Wagg-"Well, Harduppe never
has his jewelry and his dress suit at
the same time"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
An unnardonabIe Sin.

An old negro preacher of southern
Georgia had been given a fine. fat
'possum by some of his admirers, and
was keeping 1t in a barrel, feeding 1t
heavily to still further increase it's
weight. He had decided to have it
killed the next day, when. to his rage,
it was stolen in the night.
Shortly afterward a revival meeting
was being held. and among those who
went W to the mourners' bench was a
certain very black Jim. and his grief
seemed inconsolable.
Oats all right, nah brudder," the
old man shouted. Don matter wnut
70 done, the good Lawd gwine fergib
you'll"
But Abs been powerful mean, .
Jim declared. weeping.
as yo' stole chickens?" the old man
demanded.
80, wuss dan dat!''
Good Lawdi Hep dis po' nigger!"
the old preacher entreated- rs yo'
used a razor2"
''Wuss dan dati"
us yo'-yo' amt done killed no.
body?"
'eWuss dan dat!"
Den hyah whar we tangle!" the old
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
GLOBE SIGHTS.

[From the Atchison Globe.l
A political debate is only twice as
| tiresone as a political speech.
Some people are so polite you never
/ know when they are telling the truth.
About the only effort some people
| make in the way of conversation is to
ask questions.
A poor man hasn't a great deal of
| business with lawyers, but some of
! them have had.
A woman accompanied by two men
| looks more popular than man escort
| ing two women.
How idle and shiftless a town man
is in the country! Same way with the
country man in town.
If people could talk themselves
blind. what a lot of women would have
to be led around.
After girl gets married. the only
time she is serenaded is when her
husband is elected to office.
If you think you are right, go ahead,
IL you want to. but don't expect every
one to go with you.
The average girl who works down
town doesn't consider it wrong to lie
about the salary she is getting.
A town may not grow very fast. but
there is always about the same amount
of work for the evangelist.
Even the women themselves must
admit that a mans fight always looks
more dignified than a woman's fight.
The crowd around the free lunch
always seems more enthusiastic than
the one that frequents the free library.
When a person enjoys roasting
others. he has good deal to say about
the insincerity of those who try to be
agreeable.
Talk about energy: has anyone any
more than the woman who works the
beefsteak FOUNDER that awakens you
in the morning?
When a man begins to look around
for a new school of healing. his case
is either hopeless, or he is amusing
himself being an invalid.
When doctor isn't very we'll
known, women say of him: IT won
der how he makes a living. 1 never
knew anyone to have him.
When boys are playing ball. and one
of them fails to make a catch, he Is
sure to shout at the boy who threw the
ball: Cant you get it up?"
Mrs. Lysander John Applton went
to ST Joe today to collect what Is due
her from a friend who visited her a
month last summer. She will remain
four weeks.
Gambling in small town where the
gilded palace is under the ban. is al
ways a revelation in the amount OF
discomfort man will endure for a
chance to lose his money.
A boy can unearth a number of diff
ferent kinds of dangerous adventures
in q short time and with limited OPP
portunity. but he is never so versatile
in this respect as his mothers imagin-
alton.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

From the Chicago News.1
It's easier to acquire a poor wife
than good cook.
Men with wooden legs naturally
have a numbering gait.
No, Alonzo, a literary club isn't
necessarily a big stick.
If women have no one else to tell a
secret to they telephone.
Anyway. the pace that kills always
gets in it's work on the right people.
1t doesn't take long for coming
man to get into the has been class.
It's up to every man to get hurry
on himself when he is homeward
bound.
Take a day off occasionally and let
the rest of the crowd do the worrying.
When compared with the patience
of a mother all other brands of pa
tience are counterfeit.
Our idea of real genius is a man
who can keep right on making his
wife believe that he loves her when
he knows he doesn't.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
JOURNAL ENTRIES

We trust it is not too late to observe
that Heney has sat on the Ruef as we'll
as on the lid at San Francisco.
June has done mighty good job of
it thus far. Thanks, June.
Little has been said about Mr.. and
Mrs. May Irwin settling down and GO
ing to housekeeping. Isn't Mr.. Irwin
overlooking something in the way of
press notices?
San Francisco isn't the only town
that has strikes to burn: Look at
Wichita. There's a town that makes
safe hits right along.
-
Another good thing about the presi-
dents speech is that Wall street did
not especially like it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
HUAOR or THE DAY


If iMalleT tto eoRRc nc you tell ne
aGo6gntclerse-No. sir; he's gone to the
Caller-Oh! What time will he be back7
SJy oa has gone to stop there, sir,
my father raises hogs.
children has he?-Philadelphia Recorda
nice srfsig gl,Ts dI wife brought him quite
Yes, so round and symmetrical"
oh. Il don't mean that. 1 mean her
That's what mean. 1t was o.
Washington Herald.
Mr. Brown made his little bow a nras-
ent of two bantam hens and other fowl
The eggs of the bantam were so small
compared with the others that Tommy
hit upon a bright idea.
He hung an ostrich egg inside the fowl
iit and to it was attached card bear
Keep your eye on this and do your
Il sent 10 cents for that sure way to
from the track, printed on it."SPuck.
sillicus-,when would you say that
man reaches the age of discretion?
too nlS 70 men ne TIeaii1es that he is
Goodleigh-Yes, he's treated you in
Goals of fire on his head.
Smartleigh-What, with coal at 81 per?
and Bears.
t How DO you tell mushrooms from
''By, the obituary notices in the papers
next day. '-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
''Is Tompkins' wife intellectual2"
Is she? That woman knows all about
a railroad time table. Milwaukee SEN
1T isn't hard to understand why some
Sparks IT'S because of their whiskers.
New York Mall.
support a family?
Young Man (startled)-why-e only
wanted your Observation-Disclosures In
Quirer.
Teacher-What IS that letter?
Pupil don't know.
Teacher-What is it that makes honey?
Small Boy (son of a manufactured
He.so they are engaged, Ell? Have they
She-Oh, yes. They chew the same kind
of gum-Brooklyn Eagle.
Mrs. Justwed Cat breakfast)-what a
Mr., Justwed (after ast)-Cute.
Ny dear. I should say it was chic
Bismarck g. d. Tribune.
Mrs. Jawback-We'v got to get rid of
that parrot
Mr.. Jawback-What's the matter with
Mrs. Jawback-It talks all the time
Mr.. Jawback-HOnest, you're the most
Jealous woman 1 ever saw.-Cleveland
Leader.
Knicker-Does Jones diet?
Bocker-Yes, his doctor only allows him
to eat things he can pronounce on n
French bill of fare.-New York Sun.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-06-04
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
IFrom the New York Press.l

IFrOm I4e new 1Orh FTess.I
A man gets terrible lonesome beinR
honest
1t takes a long time to get over the
lege.
The reason most young people fall
in love is they see everybody else do
ing it.
A woman's idea of a fine complex
ion is when it's so natural people
think she makes up.
The reason a woman likes a bargain
sale so much is all the shopping she
can do without being able to get near
enough to. buy anything.