davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
Recent Occurrences of interest
in Sweden, Norway and
Denmark.
IN MEMORY OF JOHN ERICSSON
Sweden Proposes to Erect q MOnu.
ment to the Inventor at James,
town Exposition.
SWEDEN.
Stockholm.

A permanent monument to the mem
DRY of John Ericsson is now proposed
as Sweden's contribution to the
Jamestown exposition the coming
summer. At the initiate of Com
mander G. c. Engstrom, such a plan
has been taken up for consideration,
both by the export association and
the Technical society and met with
much favor. Mr.. Engstrom suggested
that the people of Sweden and of the
United States join hands in paying
just tribute to their common country
man and commemorative the triumph
of the Monitor in the FAMOUS battle
of Hampton Roads, March 9, 1862. He
would have the Swedes furnish the
statue proper, leaving it to the Amer
leans to provide the pedestal.
CONSUL Kjellberg and wife Of
Gothenburg, figured in an accident a
few days ago, which might have ended
fatally. When Mr.. and Mrs. Kjellberg,
who were enjoying an afternoon drive,
reached what is generally known as
"Gumperts corner" the horses became
frightened and broke into wild run
away. Both of them were thrown out
and sustained serious, but not fatal in
juries. They have since the accident
been confined to their beds at private
hospital.
At the last meeting of the Elek-
trotechnscher Verein in Berlin, Einar
Wikander, of Gothenburg, was unani-
mously elected member of the socie-
ty. This society has an exclusive repu-
tation and Mr.. Wikander is the first
electrical engineer in Sweden who has
been honored with a membership in
this society.
Carl J. Kullenhergh has severed
his connections with the Gothenburg
Morgonpost and will now edit the
"Vart Land (Stockholm) edition in
Gothenburg. Mr.. Kullenbergh has for
years also been contributor to the
Gothenburg's Aftonblad.
Conusl Oscar Ekman, of Gothen-
burg. has subscribed 10000 crowns to
the army library. The generous
hearted consul donates freely every
year and his noble ambition is to give
away his entire fortune to worthy in
situations.
immigration from Falun and vicini'
ty has much increased lately. From
this section of the country there i'm
migrated last year 749 persons. The
year previous there were 500 who left
their native land for foreign shores
A Grecian writer named George
Suris has been recommended by the
Grecian parliament to receive the
literary Nobel prize in literature. II
may be possible that his application
will be favorahly considered.
Five British students are at present
studying at the Central institute in
Stockholm. They, arrived at Stock
holm last fall and intend to take the
full course.
Crownprincess Victoria is still con
fined to her bed in Karlsruhe. She is
somewhat better, but her physicians
are still worried about her condi
ton.
Much snow has fallen in Cortland
| recently. Not for many years has this
section of the country been visited
by such heavy snow fall.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09

To aid in healing old sores, or ulcers,
apply DIR. Pierce's All-Healing Salve
to them while taking the "Golden Med
ical Discovery" to purify and enrich
the blood.
DR.. Pierce's All Healing 'Salve is
cleansing and pain relieving. 1t de-
stroys the bad odors arising from sup
purating, or running, sores and puts
them in the best possible condition for
healing.
The WAll- Healing Salve" is superior
dressing for all open, running, or sup
purating, Sores or Ulcers. For healing
open wounds, cuts and scratches it is
unsurpassed.
If your medicine dealer does not have
the YAH Healing Salye" in stock mail
so cents in postage stamps to DR.. X. V:
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, and you will
receive it by return post.
In treating all open sores, or ulcers,
boils carbuncles and other swellings, it
is important that DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery be taken persistently
to purify the blood and thereby remove
the cause of the trouble. 1t is in the
blood that the great battle of health has
to be fought The ulcer and the sore
are simply the scarlet flowers of disease,
with roots running down into the blood.
These roots must be eradicated or the
disease will break out afresh. "Golden
Medical Discovery" cleanses the blood
of all foul and poisonous accumulations,
pushes out the dead and waste matter,
and thus purifes the entire life current.
Disease in the flesh must die out when
it is NO longer fed by foul blood.
wGolden Medical Discovery" effectively
cures disease in the flesh by curing its
cause in the blood.
II yqn have bitter, nasty, foul taste
in yohI mouth, coated tongue, foul
BREATH are. weak and easily tired, feel
depressed and respondent, have fire.
queht headaches, dizzy attacks, gnaw-.
ingNor distress in stomach, constipated
or ikegulGr bowels, sour or bitter
rising lafyer eating and poor appetite,
these Nhptoms, or any considerable
numbfrIof them, indicate that you are
suffeHk from biliousness, torpid, or
zyINer with the usual accompanying
ndikfstion, or dyspepsia and its attend
ant arrangements. ..1
The best agents known to medlea!
science for the cure OF the above sYmp-
toms and CondlfIons, as aItested- by toe
writings Of Ieadmg teachers and nEaetl;
TONERS 81 an the schools Of medical
practiceA- have been skillfully and har-
moniously combined in DR.. Pierce +
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09

view 10 introducing 1t In Scotland.
Their report has been submitted with
strong recommendations. The ques-
tion of its adaptability to conditions in
this country is certainly well worth
serious investigation"
w. L. Stead arrived at Christiana
from Stockholm on Feb. % and was
in high spirits. Mr. Stead had an in
terview with King Haakon and Nj.
Loevland. Both declared themselves
in favor of peace budget and Of
making article eight of The Hague
program obligatory. The Hague con-
ference will open about June ID and
be in session for two months. There
seems to be no doubt that the ques-
ton Of disarmament and the limitation
of ornaments will be piece de re-
sistance" of the program and If either
the British or the United States gov
ernments have really decided to pro-
pose this question the powers will be
obliged to discuss it. There is no prob
ability of any serious political compli-
cations.
The ski sport has had the greatest
season in the history of Norwegian
outdoor sports. Every Sunday great
contests are held, and several record
breaking jumps have been made. Two
weeks ago an enthusiastic sportsman
made a leap of 40 feet. King
Haakon made a special trip to Gjoyik
to see the great annual ski race there,
and few days ago he went to
Trondhjem where he remained three
days and attended the different winter
sport events.
The accounts of the Christiania
''Samlag'' for 1906 have just been pub
lished. The profit for the year amounts
to about 100000 crowns, of which 10
per cent. goes to the state treasury
and Is per cent to the municipality OF
Cheistiania. For charitable purposes
there will be $4,000 crowns, which is
1900 crowns less than the sum avail
able in the previous year.
Another distinguished visitor to
Christiania during recent days was
General Booth, head of the Salvation
Army, who has been there to review
his Norwegian troops. The general
had private audience with King
Haakon, who expressed to him his
thanks for the good work done by the
army in Norway.
The gayeties of the season are at
their height Several balls have been
given, and the royal family partlcl-
pated in such an affair given by the
Royal Norwegian Yacht club. King
Haakon was present at the ball given
for the purpose of restoring the MIS-
toric Fort Akerhus at Christiania.
Queen Maud's sister, Princess Vic
toria of Great Britain, is in Christi
ania visiting the royal family. In or
der to give her the best chance to en-
| 10Y Norwegian winter sports, the
! whole family moved up to NoXenkoI-
len sanatorium, on the hillside near
| Christiania.
Although it is too early to predict
what the result of the cod fisheries
will be, the outlook for a good catch
is the best. Large shoals of cod OF
| first class quality have been observed
! but owing to stormy weather, the
quantity caught has been small.
OF the notable persons who have
| passed away lately shonld be men
| toned Lieutenant General L'Orange
| formerly commanding general Of the
| Norwegian army. ..
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
Jared.

Mr.. Poorman-I have called to speak
to you about your daughter. Of courses
YOU must have noticed that there is
something between us
Her Father-No; but [ am. sure
there will be pretty soon.
"Ah!'
"Yes-the Atlantic ocean. Pm
going to send her abroad until she
gets little common sence!"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
information.

Autoist-Will the next road to the
right take me to Squiggsville?
Pedestrian-Ya-as, believe so.
Autoist-That's the road that cross
es the little white bridge?
Pedestrian-Ya-as, Ireeken it do.
Autoist- School house painted yell
low?
Pedestrian-Ya-as, I reckon it's yal-
Ter.
Autoist-Well, about how far is it?
Pedestrian dunno, mister. Pm a
stranger round hyar.-Judge.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
Never Again

Never Again.
"Never again." he said,
GAS long as the sun may shine
Shall gladness be in my breast
Or the pleasure of hope be mine,
For she has forsaken me,
She has laughted at my lone" and
then
A fairer maid smiled, and he
Consented to hope again.
"Never again." she sobbed,
GAS long as star still CLEANS
May gladness be in my heart
Or glory be in my dreams,
For his favor is not for me,
He worships another" and then
A richer man came, and she
Consented to smile again.
Chicago Record Herald,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
Value of o Newspaper.

| never took a newspaper that did
not pay me more than [ paid for it,
says Bill Arp. One time an old friend
of mine started a paper way down
south and sent copy to me, and
subscribed just to encourage him, and
after while it published an order to
sell a lot at public auction. So [ in
CURED about the lot, and told friend
TO run it up to $50. He bid the lot off at
1873 and sold it in less than a month
for 500, so | made $62 clear by tax
ing the paper. My father told me
that when he was young man he
saw a notice in a paper that a school
teacher was wanted away off in a
distant country ana he went and got
the situation and little girl was sent
to him, and after while she grew up
sweet and beautiful and he married
her. Now if he had not taken that
paper, what do you suppose would
have become of me? | would have
been some other fellow.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
An Absurd Suggestion.

Government officials should be paid
no more than their services are actual
ly worth" .as
IT suppose" said Senator Sorghum,
with sarcasm, "that youth next expect
us to pay for the damage we do, by
turning portions of our private for
tunes into the conscience fund.-
Washington Star.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09

hun She scad thoroughly after usng
it. She that her churn Is
that made in it. The stomach chnrn
the stomach digestive and nurve performed
exactly like the chuning Of butter Is it
this hurn foul makes foul all which
is put into it? s.r
The evil alone the bad the month
caused by it. but the corruption of the current
dissemination of disease throughout the body Dr.
makes the and foul stomach
sweet 1t washing bath
taining coupng element
botches pmples erupons ouoas welngs
all humors arising from
had hood
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09

Golden Medical Discovery. That this
is absolutely true will be readily proven
to your satisfaction if you will but mail
a postal card request TO DIR. R.V. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y, for free copy of his
booklet of extracts from the standard
medical authorities, giving the names
of all the ingredients entering into his
world-famed medicines and showing
what the most eminent medical mentOf
the age say OF them.
Cures WOman's Weaknesses.
We refer to that boon to weak, nerve
GUS, suffering women known as DIR.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
| DIR. John Fyfe one Of the Editorial
staff OF The ECLECTIC MEDICAL Re-
VIEW says of Unicorn root (Hel0msGs
Dioica) which is one of the chief ingre-
dents of the SFavorite Prescription"
"a remedy Which asts Itss
tivity Of the entire reproductive system"
He continues In Helonias we have mediGa-
ment which more fully answers the above
| acquainted In the treatment OF diseases pe~
culiar to women it is seldom that q case is
seen which does not present some indication
for this remedial agent" DIR. Fyfe further
says: "The following are among the leading
indications for Helonias Unicorn root. Pain
or aching in the back, with 1eucorrheas
atomic weak conditions of the reproductive
organs of women. mental depression and ir-
ritability. associated with chronic diseases OF
the reproductive organs Of women constant
sensation OF heat in the region OF the Gid
| neys menorrhagia tfoodingl, due to weak-
| ened condition OF the reproductive systsms
| amenOrrhea compressed or absent monthly
| periods arising from or accompanying an
| abnormal condition Of the digestive organs
| and anemic { thin blood habit; dragging
| sensations In the extreme lower part OF the
| abdomen" En-
II more or less Of the above sYmps
CONS are present naj invalid Woman can
do better than take Dr. Pierce,s Favor,
tie PrescriptlQn. one OF the leading in
gradients of which is Unicorn root or
HelQnias. and che medical prapertlea- Oh
which Il most faithfully repIeseQtsA--
or Golden Seal root another promi~
nent ingredient Of "Favorite Prescrip-
ton" Prof Finley Ellingwood, NJ. d., Of
Bennett Medical College, Chicago, says:
vIt is an important remedy in disorders Of
the womb In all catarrhal conditions "
! and general enfeeblement it is useful. "...,-
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
faithfully represents the above named
ingredients and cures the diseases for
which they are recommended. b."
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original Little Liver Pills, first put up
by old DR.. Pierce over 40 years ago.
Much initiated, but, never equatedo
Easy to take as candy.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
Still Praying for a rlan.

Still Praying for rlan.
She's got a brand new auto cap,
She's got some auto clothes;
She's got pair of goggles, and
A smell guard for her nose.
She's got veil quite big enough
For a mosquito bar;
And now she's praying for a man
Who's got an auto car. a..
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-03-09
more or Less
y y Pungenf
A Sinecure.

A Sinecure.
Beery-If you was lookin' for the
easiest job wot is, Weery, wot'd it be?
Weery-Lineman on de wireless.
Impossible.
"Would you think Paul capable of
deceiving friend?"
s.Certainly not. Not one of his
friends believe word he says.
A Smooth One.
He stole a kiss,
And the angry miss
Exclaimed: 81 like your cheek!'
"Thats good said he;
81 shave, you see,
Each morning in the week"
Cleveland Leader.
Rainy Day Money.
els your husband putting up any
thing for rainy day." asked the pru-
dent relative.
81 think So" answered young Mrs.
Torkins. 81 heard him mention sew
eral horses yesterday that he said al
ways run best on muddy track.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
All Quit Use of Tobacco.

Atlantic City. y. J.-Following a
spirited revival in Port Republic. a
thriving hamlet on the mainland
every man and boy In the place Las
sworn of the use of tobacco.
Miss Amanda Blake, proprietress Of
the general store In the village. made
a bonfire OF her entire stock of pipes
tobacco. cigars and cigarettes. and
John II. Johnson. 7O-year-old war
veteran. is lying sick at his home
after eschewing his lifelong pipe habit.
declaring he will die rather than again
award victory to his narcotic enemy.
Port Republic citizens have always
borne a name for general rectitude
and morality. but like other country
residents have looked on their to-
baccO as a harmless evil They were
awakened to the error of their ways
by a visiting evangelist who declared
that "Hases is full Of smokers and
chewers."
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23

MADE So STRONG FoR
that way. I've never had anything OF
the sort" said Bruin. land look at me
4 am the king OF the forest. and when
/ roar everybody obcys"
The moose calf shambled home 20 his
mother and told her he thought he
would 20 out OF the untler business at
once. "Gumpr Grunted old Lady
Moose. you let those horns alone.
Youl be glad enough when they grow
Out."
BY and by the horns began 10 show
big scoopy surfaces. different from any
thing the moose had ever seen, for he
was brought up away from other
moose. He asked tie deer what they
thought about such horns as his. and
they told him &c was "a great mistake,
his horns should come in prongs Ike
theirs; they advised him 10 get some
one 10 break them apart or file them
down.
"Gumpr said Old Lady Moose
Your horns are made thus so as 20
scoop or the SNOW. that YOU may Craze
in the winter" when he came little
later and wanted his horns taken of
entirely because some OF the creatures
thought them too big. she told him she
was going 10 take him 20 the moose
grazing ground i'm the spring and then
he would find what his horns were for.
When they went 10 the moose grazing
ground they met any number of young
moose. who concluded that they would
try a fight with the new moose that
had come. Then. Ola, then. he found out
just what his horns were made so big
and strong for. And when he had
whipped all the other moose he and his
mother lived there IN peace and com
fort.--W Worcester Post
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
GIRL IN MALE ATTIRE
WORKS As A BELLBOY
SEX is FINALLY DISCOVERED.
BUT SHE LEAVES WITHOUT
REVEALING IDENTITY.

Beaumont, Tex-NasQuerad as n
man and working as bollboy in the
Cakes hotel since December IL. the
sex of an unknown young woman was
discovered the other day. She left
the city without revealing her Identity
OF giving any one her history.
The young woman appeared az the
Y. NJ. C.. A. and asked TO Dee assisted
in her search for employment To
the secretary she appeared 90 be a
young man % years old.
her story of misfortune and charm
ing manner elected the sympathy OF
the secretary. Re obtained a position
for her in the hotel as beiboy. She
told him she was originally from
New York. gave her name as Perry
Martin. said She had been iu In New
Orleans. and was only recently dis
charged from the hospital
Her sex was never suspected. She
went 90 the theator with young men
and became popular with many people
She often spoke OF her affection for
a young woman in New York. and said
she was engaged 20 marry her,
The other day the manager found
his bollbOy without a coat and notee
that the contour was not masculine.
Charged with masl uerading ia false
attire, the youus woman burst into
tears and confessed her sex She said
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
TRIES To ELOPE
WITH TWIN GIRLS
NEW YORK YOUTH BECOMES IN.
VoLVED IN UNFORTUNATE
ROMANCE.
PROPOSED TO ONE SISTER
But Other Loved Him Too. 50 Both
Met Him ana insisted on Mar
riage-Ends Trouble BY
Cscsmping.

Albany. n Y-To few men has
come this romantic experience-elop-
ing with twin sisters. And that is
just what Merle Aiken. of Binghamton.
did. Very fortunately for him. he
discovered his mistake in time Very
wisely. too. he fed to New York TO
escape the wrath of the two indignant
beauties to whom he had been pay
ing court, utterly careless of which
one finally accepted his hand.
To this day young Mr.. Aiken
couldn't tell whether il was Nina
or Minna Naylor with whom lie was
SO madly IN love The girls were rs
and twins, alike as two peas i'm a pod.
equally pretty and chic and altogether
attractive.
OF course. the sisters were immense
" fond of each other. as twins usually
are. But that was before young Aiken
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23

And Nina. determined TO win the
good looking fellow anyway. made up
her mind to do the clipping. instead
of revenging herself upon Minna by
telling their parents
Minna and her bridegroom had
planned TO go TO Albany. get married
there and hurry on to New York for
their honeymoon there. Nina changed
this and sent word TO their common
fance to meet her on train between
Troy and Albany.
Each OF the twins thought she had
captured the quarry Both boarded
the same train for Albany Neither
saw the other At Troy young Mr.
Aiken came on board 20 seek cut his
bride-to-be. Each sister saw him and
waited with thrills of expectancy and
hope-to say nothing OF a tiny little
bit Of triumph
The would-be bridegroom found
Minna first There they sat in the
car holding hands and fretting that
the train wasn't fast enough TO take
them 10 clergyman and make them
one.
And then came Nina
But young Aiken took matters in his
own hands while the two sisters we're
upbraiding each other He excused
himself for a moment when the train
slowed down. snatched his suitcase.
leaped from the platform and disap-
peared
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
How 10 Relieve NEURALGIA.

Here is a simple method Of curing
facial neuralgia, says the Kansas City
Star. If the neuralgia is in the right
side OF the face. the left hand should be-
placed in a basin OF water as hot as
can be borne. Or. If the neuralgia is IN
the left side OF the face, then the right
hand should be placed In the hot wa
ter. 1t is asserted that In this way
relief may be obtained in less than five
minutes. The explanation Is that the
two nerves which have the greatest
number OF tactile nerve endings are the
fifth and the median nerve. AS the
fbers OF these two nerves cross any
impulse conveyed to the left hand will
affect the right side OF the face, or. IL
applied TO the right hand. viii affect
the left side OF the face. This is on ac-
count OF the crossing OF the cords.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
Lac MeII-KnLt coIIeae chap-

Ethers big sister has an ardent ad.
mirer who is a college athlete a big,
broad-shOuldered chap. Ethel over
heard her sister say that he was well
knit. The next evening. when the
young man called. Ethel went into the
parlor 10 entertain him
Do you know what sister saws
about you?" demanded Ethel.
No. Something nice. / hope" said
the young man.
oh. yes; it's very nice" replied
Ethel. she says YOU are beautifully
crocheted. Judge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
A contented Child.

Fond Mother-How do you like your
new governess. Johnny?
Johnny-Oh, like her ever so
much.
I'm so glad my little boy has a
nice teacher at last"
"Oh. she's awful nice. She says she
don't care whether learn anything or
not so long as pop pays her salary"
N. Y. Weekly.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
Stables Worm Laroe Fortunes

The cZarina OF Russia, who IS re-
nowned for her beautiful jewels and
extensive wardrobe. has one OF the
handsomest sable coats In the world.
In United States coin IL is valued at
from $3.50. 900 to 100000 The queen
Of Norway also has magnificent
sable coat which. although not as valu-
able as that of the czarina. is worth
small fortune. beins valued at be
tween $4,000 and 100000.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
TO BE CONTINUED.
HD ADirDal Story For
Little Folks
The MOOSE WHO TRIED
TO PLEASE EVERYBODY

There was once young moose who
was brought iip far away from his
kind. When his horns began TO sprout
be went about among al his playmates
asking them what they Thought Of the
new venture. The bear told him that
Il was perfectly Ridiculous 10 have hard
things growing oUt OF your forehead
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23
A Mere sapposltIon.

Are we getting crazy?" asks the
London Mail.
We don't know. but you probably
are taking everything your friends
recommend for grip.-Chicago Record
Herald
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-03-23

she had been compelled by force Of
circumstances 10 don mans apparel,
and pleaded 90 be retained. She vol
unteered no statement as 20 her past
life and career. The manager of the
hotel not allowing her TO remain In
his employ. she left for Houston.