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The San Francisco call., 1907-03-24
OCEAN TRAVEL
CoMPadNIE GENERALE TRANsATLaETI

DIRECT LINE TO HAvRE-PARIS.
Sailing every Thursday instead OF Saturday,
at 10 a. m from Pier ~. North River, foot oe
Morton street,
First class to Havre. $40 and upward; second
class to Havre $45 and upward GENERAL
AGENCY FOR UNITED STATES AND CAN
ADA % Broadway (Hudson buildingJ. New
York ]. +. FUGAZI. manager Pacific Coast.
$50 Montgomery street. San Francisco. Tickets
sold by all railroad ticket agents.
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s~T1buron only.

STAGE CONNECTIONS
Stages connect at GREENBRAE for San Omen.
tin: at SANTA ROSA for White Sulphur Sprinrs
ana Mark West Springs: at FULTON for Burke's
Sanatorium; at LYTTON for Lytton Springs. at
GEYSERyILLE for Skaegs Springs: at CLOVER
DALE for the Geysers. Boouviile, Phflo Elk
and Greenwood; at HOPLAND for Duncan
Springs. Highland Springs. KeIseyville New
Carlsbad Springs. Soda Bay. Lakeport BartIeff
Springs; at UKIAH for vichy Springs Saratora
Springs, Blue Eakes. Laurel Dell Lake. Witter
Springs. Upper Lake Pomo. Potter Valley. John
Handley. Halfway House. Hopkins. Comptcse.
MeDdocino City, Fort Bragg. Westport and Usal:
at WILLITS for Hearst and Sawyers; at SFFsR.
WOOD for Fort Bragg, Laytonville. Wesfport
Covelo, Cummings. Bells Springs. Harris. Hub.
bard. Fruitland. Dyerville, Gerbervilie. Pepper
wood. Camp 5. Scotia and Eureka
GENERAL OFFICE:
JAMES FLOOD BUILDING. SAN FRANCISCO
JAS AGLER. General ManaRer
3. Z RYAN. Gen Passenger and Freight Art
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We wish to extend our heartfelt thanks to
our many friends and acquaintances for the
sympathy extended us in our late bereavement
in the loss of our devoted mother. Maria
Haubert. MRS. CHARLES MENTZ.
MRS. MARY RIEGELHUTH.
MRS. EMMA SMITH.
AUGUST HAURERT.
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kOSn1OS Line

PASSENGER AND FREIGHT SERVICE
S. S. Hermonthis (7000 tons), Captain Bielen-
berg, sailing from San Francisco on OF about
March 10th, will carry passengers for ports Of
Mexico, Central America, Ecuador Peru. Chile.
London and Hamburg. For rates and particulars
apply to LENDAL NJ. GRAY, Manager, Union
street wharf. No. (Pier 49,
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CARn on THANKS

We desire to thank our many friends and
acquaintanees for the comforting words OF
sympathy and beautiful floral offerings ex-
tended Us in our late bereavement in the
loss of our dearly beloved daughter, Florence
French Gilbert
Mr.. and MRS GEORGE ]. GILBERT.
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CARD or THANKS

late bereavement
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CARD OF THANKS

We herewith desire to tender our heartfelt
thanks to our relatives and friends and til
members of the Daughters of Liberty. 70
their manifestation of sympathy and fora
offerings in deep sorrow and bereavement
in the loss of our dearly beloved wife
mother. daughter and sister, Annie &c. Peard.
JOHN O. PEARD and Daughters,
MR.. and MRS. FRED MILLER and Family.
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RANDOLPH-In this city March 81. 1907.
Frank II. Randolph. brother Of Mrs A. L..
Whipple. and Mrs. c. J.. Van Meter of Ma
comb ILL.,, native Of Illinois aged 30
years II months and 10 days. A member Of
Colorado City Lodge No. II. I. o. O. F., and
Carpenters Union No. % OF this city.
Friends are respectfully invited 10 attend
the funeral services today Sunday; at II
Geary street. corner of Deyisadero. under the
auspices Of the l. o. o. +. Relief Committee
and Carpenters Union No. % Remains will
be shipped to Macomb. Ill. for interment
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CARn or THANKs

CARD OF THANKS
Mrs. Emma Siminon wishes to express her
kindest thanks to her friends and acquaint-
ances for the sympathy and coincidence ex-
tended to her In her time of sorrow.
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VAhU UF- THANKS
I wish to thank the many friends and ac-
quaintances for the foral offerings and the
kindness and sympathy extended me during
my late bereavement
MRS. SOPHIE SLATER.
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at his late home. Fifty-sixth street between
Market and Genoa. John Rebstock beloved
husband of Josephine Rebstock. and father
of Eugene f. Rebstoek, Mrs. Charlotte Gray
BILL Mrs. Mary Thomaschewski and Mrs
Georgiana Hartsough, native Of New York
aged 76 years.
Friends and acquaintances are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral services tomor-
row Monday morning. March 20 at ST. Boni-
faces Church, Golden Gate avenue. near
Jones street. San Francisco, where a solemn
requiem high mass for the repose of his
soul will be celebrated. commencing at 8
o'clock. Interment Holy Cross Cemetery by
electric funeral from Thirtieth street
and San lose aYenue
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CARD OF THANKS
The family OF the late Mrs. Catherine Broad
desire to thank their many friends Tor the
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Notice of funeral hereafter.
SCHOMACKER-In this city. March 90 1907
John h. Schumacher. beloved husband of
John Francis and Albert Schumacher, and
stepfather of Emile, Theresa and Anna Null
Ter and Mrs. E. Kingsley, native of Ger
many. aged 65 years 6 months and IL days
member of Verein Eintracht and Brewery
Workers Union, Local No. z.
Friends and acquaintances are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral today (Sun-
Day, at s2;3O p; m, from the parlors of ii. f..
Suhr Co. 29l9 Mission street, between
Twenty-afth and Twenty-sixth. Interment
Mount Olivet Cemetery. by electric funeral ear
from Thirtieth and Mission streets.
sISKn s,R this ,a.a city March Mar !, 2 1907 vernet
mother of Wilbert and Irene Sink sister of
Horace and Elae McKoon, and daughter of
Mrs. III. III. McKoon, native of New York
aged 81 years 1 month and 20 days
SULLIvAN-In this city, March %, 1907. Den
mis- d: Sullivan. dearly beloved son OF the
late John and Kate Sullivan. Sullivan. and loving
Mrs. T.. McDermott. a native of San Fran
cisco. Cal, aged 20 years II months and
So. 1: o. R. NJ. and Steam Laundry Work
ers' Union.
Friends and acquaintance are Respectfully
invited to attend the funeral today (Sun-
day, at I o'clock p. M, from his late resi-
dence 4070 Twenty fourth street. near Cas-
tro thence 10 st. James Church for services
Interment Holy Cross Cemetery. by electric
funeral car from Thirtieth street and San lose
avenue. Friends invited to attend a re-
uuiem high mass for the repose of his soul
which wifi be celebrated tomorrow (Monds W
March %, at St James Church, at o
O'Clock a m.
Chiefs and members Of Ahwashte Tribe
No. SO, Improved Order of Red Men, You are
hereby notified to meet at 1910 Twenty-fo,lrf
street today Sunday, at l O'clock 10 at
tend the funeral of our late brother Dave
Sullivan. Fines will be enforced for non-at
tendance JOHN COLLINS Sacbem
EDW. +. DULLEA, Chief of Records
Steam Laundry Workers. Local No 26-
Members requested to attend the funeral
of Dennis ID. Sullivan. today (Sunday1 at
12:45 o'clock, from his late residence 40TO
Twenty-f fourth street, near Castro. Respect
fully, CARRIE FARMER, Secretary
TUPPER-In Claremont, N. H.. March 2l. 1907.
X /. Upper, husband Of Lizzie Upper. and
brother Of o. NJ. Tupper, a native of PhIla-
dephia. aged 43 years IL months and 21
days.
UNTI-In this city March 23 1907. Enrico Unit
beloved brother of G. Until a native of Lucca
Italy.
the parlors of g.. lacchert 4 Co., 3032 Mis-
sion street, near Twenty-sixth.
Won DER MEHDEN-In Los Gatos. Cal.
March 90 1907. ]. Louis Won der Mehden, be.
father OF Mrs. Charles Werner, ]. Louis Jr.
and the late William. May and Lottie Won
der Mehden and brother Of Henry William.
Carl, Gottlieb and Dick Won der Mehden, Mrs
II. Spreckes, Mrs. w. Betten, Mrs. H. Stei-
ling and Mrs. W. Stelling. native of Lam
stedt. Hanover, Germany, aged 81 years
months and 20 days. member of San Fran
cisco Turn verein, Germania Club, Musi-
clans Union and Musical Fund Society.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
SOLAR INFLUENCE.
ll la Difficult Fer a Fire 60 Burn ~
the Sunlight

lt % Difficult Fer a Fire 60 Burn %
the Sunlight
did you ever know that fires don't
burn as well in sunlight as they do 10
the shade or at nightg asked my
friend, the man much given t. hunting
and fishing. "Of course they don't
seem to because Of the greater light
from the sun, but mean as an actual
fact they don't ! noticed this thing
when on a hunting trip up in Maine
first, and how it happened to attract
my attention was that the fire went
out, totally out, before the sticks were
entirely consumed. The wood was dry
and resinOus, and there was no reason
why every particle Of it shouldn't have
burned. The guide told me he had no
tlced the same sort OF thing innumer-
able times when fires were burning in
the sunlight, and this started me on an
investigation which proved In actual
practice that open fires not only don't
burn SO well when the suns rays are
shining on them and fail to throw out
as much heat by thermometric tests,
but often are actually extinguished by
the sun If the rays are bright and
strong enough. Coal fires are affected
just the same as wood. Strange TO say
several scientists to whom have ap-
peaIed asserted that the suns rays
| could have no effect whatever on d
fire. They do, however l know this
beyond all shadow of doubt, and
wonder what the reason is. Other sci
entists say it's because the heat Of tht
sun adds to the consumption OF oxygei
Of the atmosphere which is necessary
to a blaze and also produces carbon
which helps to extinguish the fire.
New York Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
crnmMaII and EnoIsnan.

The triumph Of CROMWELL What is
foolscap? Everybody the world over
recognizes that paper foolscap size
means standard measurement Of
thirteen inches by sixteen, yet how few
can give the reason why. In England
the paper mark was originally a crown.
and when the comm 4ealth was set
up Cromwell was a...lDroached as to
what mark should be used in the fu-
ture. He, with characteristic contempt
for crowns. replied. "A FOOLS cap" and
so it became and remained, for at the
restoration tho matter was overlooked
until too late to act upon the ultimate
discovery. London Chronicle.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

the purpose of ascertaining the true
basis for fixing rates.
Reduction of tariff on necessaries
Of life and readjustment Of schedules
to basis which will operate against
the formation and protection Of
trusts.
Stringent antitrust laws with effec-
tive provisions and enforceable pen
alties.
A more rigid and effective law
against railroad rebates and discrim-
nations, which will provide severe
penalties for the guilty.
National encouragement of the
movement to build and maintain good
roads.
Nomination Of all candidates for
Office by primary election, including
the first two United States senators
from Oklahoma.
Election Of United Senator's by
popular vote.
Removal of restrictions from In
dian lands other than homesteads of
full-bloods.
Purchase by the state at fair value
Of segregated Indian mineral lands,
and operation thereof for the benefit
Of schools.
A fair pro rata Of federal build
ings as compared with the most fav-
ored Of other states.
Improvement Of rivers as far as
navigable within and contiguous to
the state.
The right OF Indians to be heard
in court to obtain Just settlement Of
their claims against the United
States.
Equal rights to all; special privi-
leges to none.
Shall Oppose:
Combination Of capital for the pur-
pose Of reducing the price Of labor OF
its products.
Usurpation by the federal govern
ment Of powers granted BY the con
stitution to the several states.
Campaign contrituT n from cor
porations.
Employment Of child labor.
Any Legislation which fosters spec
ial privilege or promotes privat
monopoly.
The principle involved in the meas
ure recently before congress know
as the emergency currency" bill.
believe that the issuance of money
function belonging 10 the genera
government and should be exercise
. by It.
Upon the principles Of democrac
J and the above declarations, ! asl
J the support Of democratic voters j
tie new state Of Oklahoma for on
Of the two United ctates senator
from this state.
N. L. TURNER.
4-2e e
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
MIRTH AT MEALS.
Flip In Jokes Like These Between Each
Kouthfu.

Flip In Jokes Like These Between Each
Kouthful.
A doctor says, Don't allow meal
to pass without a joke between each
mouthful." This will enhance the val
ne Of humor to a great degree. Dinner
will move along something like this:
Mouthful of soup screams Of mirth,
flakes Of laughter and breadcrumbs
peryading the air. MouthfuI of roast
duck reminds domestic humorist Of
something.
do you know why a duck goes
into the waterf'' Long silence and
more extensive eating. Domestic hui
morist answers it himself as follows;
sFor divers reasons More bread,
vegetables and general good feeling.
'.why does he come outy' No answer
and no sound but that OF an old joke
under the table cracking its knuckles
.'For sun-dry purposes explains the
ready and brainy man, looking casual
ly at a memorandum on his cuff. More
dinner and then, "Why does he go in
again.'
Nothing can be heard but the low
mutter of a thinker, perhaps, as be
grappIes with the great problem. IT
llquldate his BILL" Yells Of laughter
screams Of delight and astonishing
feats OF digestion promoted by mirth
''And why does he again come outY
More thought and mastication; theI
the gastric jester says, ITO make {
little run on the bank" and amid {
great shower Of vest buttons and mirtl
the genial, all round tonic humoris
and 10y promoter goes on.-Pearson'i
Weekly
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
A FIsH,s TAIL.
The Wonderful Power It Develops in
It's Strokes.

The Wonderful Power It Develops In
Its Strokes.
A fish's tail is its wings. Thanks to
the machinery Of muscle set along its
spine and to its cleaving form, trout
or salmon can dart through the water
at a tremendous pace, though its rapid
flights, unlike the birds, are not long
ones. It Is soon dead beat. The wa
ter is not so friendly to fight as the
air. The stroke of tie fish's tail is one
Of great power, and by means of it and
the writhing, snakelike fiexion Of the
body, high speed is reached The
strength behind this speed is shown in
the way q fish or sea mammal out of
the water will raise its tail and strike
the ground or boat. A fisherman told
the writer he once had a rude proof OF
this power. He caught and, with aid
got into his boat whale thresher. Aft
er lying still awhile as If spent or dy
ing, the creature, on its captor ap
preaching, suddenly lashed furiousll
up and down The startled men ant
their captive between them nearly up
set the boat 1t was an experience
they wish never to repeat. The slap
ping stroke of a helpless and landed
fish may be often a spasm and N
more, but when large and natural.
aggressive fish-or mammal like thi
thresher -lashes on the enemy ar
preaching, it does look like consciou
fight-George r. Dewar.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

Bailie Craig. the magisterial author
ity Of small town in Scotland had
six stout sons. with whom he loved to
parade the market place. says DR..
Kerr in his Memories" They furnish
ed nim the basis Of a mathematical
joke.
"A fine family you have," strangers
would often say. ''Is this the whole
of itT
"No, indeed" the bailie would reply.
II have two sisters at home for each
and every one Of them"
"Whatw the visitor would exclaim,
rapidly counting the sons. Twelve
daughters"
''No, indeed. Just two"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
DR.. PARIS Sarcasm.

"Dr. Parr," said a young student to
the celebrated linguist, lets you and
/ write book" Every well,' replied
the doctor. 'Put in it all that I know
and all that you don't know and We'll
make a big one"
Once to a voluble and vain young
man who said in his presence, 81 make
it a point to believe nothing ! cannot
understand" DR.. Parr said, "Then
young man. your creed will be the
shortest Of any mans | know"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
MS TW0 B0Ys.
One the Hero, the Other the Black
Sheep Of the Family.

One the Hero, the Other the Black
Sheep Of the Family.
Lets see. said the man who had
been away g long time, you had two
boys didn't your
yes replied Pat ''They would av
been three az thin. but one was born
a girl
Il remember now. Tom and Andy
you named them, after Thomas Jeffer-
son and Andrew Jackson, didn't your"
"Yes.'
"As / remember Tom he was a very
bright little fellow. / never knew SO
much about AndyT
"Ah, but that Andyl He's the boyl
He led the big lague twlct in battin',
and now he's managin' club in Mis-
souri, and has a contract fer five years
at a terrible big salary Me and bis
ma can't get over bein' glad we never
made Andy go to school, but let him
play ball in all the corner lots Of the
neighborhood. And all the nelghbors
have his pitcher in their parlers. They
are proud Of him."
That's fine. | am glad TO hear that
Andy is doing so well. But what about
Tom? always had an idea that h'
was going to turn out we'll"
mo; Tom amt amountin' to much
He was more for wastin' his time goin
to college and that. He's only the chile
lit'ry adviser or something like tha
for one Of these concerns that print
books. But thin. you know, they sa!
there's a black sheep in nearly ever,
family. kansas City Independent.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

OF course the best dressed man in
the world is the English gentleman If
you enter the royal inclOsure at New
market or visit the lawn at Goodwood
on the day Of a classic race; if you at
tend fashionable orchid or horse show
when some great parsonage presides,
you will hardly see any one dressed
otherwise than perfectly. But take the
hurrying passengers in the city, On the
street ears, trains or buses, go freely
among the men in the street, and You
win share the conviction ] have arrived
at namely. that the American is in
general dressed more stylishly and 10
better fitting and better cut clothes.
c. NJ. S. in Derrick's Trade Report
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

Nine. de Stael is responsible for a
contribution to the woman suffrage
question WHICH may interest those who
have done and suffered for the cause
Il have no taste" said Napoleon IN
talking to her for women who meddls
with politics" ''You may perhaps be
right replied Nine. de Stael. "bni
since people have taken the freedom tc
cut off their heads on account Of poll
tics they ought at least to be allowed
to understand why Westminster Ga
zette.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
neslinu ID tha sluarta-

The figures ''SSs play a weird part in
the rise and fall Of the Stuarts. james
III. was killed in fight near Bannock-
burn IN 14sS, Mary Stuart was behead-
ed In 1855. james ii. Of England was
dethroned in 1883, Charles Edward
died In 1888. and James Stuart, the
s.0ld Pretender, was born in 1888,
the very year that his father abdicated.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

There is belief current among the
negroes in the south that the blue jay
visits the Internal regions every Fri
day. This belief varies somewhat in
different parts Of the south. For in
stance, ia South Carolina it is sup
posed 10 be carrying sticks for the
devils fires, while In Mississippi and
Louisiana the bird IS supposed to re-
port to his satanic majesty the status
Of his affairs on earth.-New York
Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
OF NJ [.
TURNER CANDIDATE
FOR U. S. SENATE
ON LEADING
PUBLIC
ISSUES
/ Favor and Shall Support:
Tho initiative ord raforondrr,

| Favor and Shall Support;
The initiative and referendum.
An eight-hour day for all labor.
Exclusion of Oriental labor from
the United States.
National laws to suppress manipu-
lation Of the markets in farm prod
ucts, railway and other stocks.
Income and inheritance tax.
National legislation to prohibit
railroad and other corporations from
capitalizing in excess Of actual value.
Granting authority to the inter-
state commerce commission to sscer-
tain the actual value by inventory,
of the railroads of the country, fol
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

Magistrate You didn't steal this
watchg Prisoner-No, sir. Magistrate
Then how did you get it? Prisoner
! won It on a bet. Magistrate What
was the betg Prisoner bet a friend
that could take 1t away from the man
who says I stole it.-Illustrated Bits
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

Mr.. Tightwad Qn Pullman carr
Gould borrow your whlsk broom for
a few moments, sir? The Porter-No,
sab, 20 couidn'tl If dey's gwine to be
any 'seiimination gin de negro In dis
heah cab, ! ain't a-gwlne to be no
access'Fy befo' dc fact. Puck.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

ssPaw. can anybody tell fortunes BY
cardsT'
mo, my son. Many man who has
thought he could has found by subse-
quent experience that be didn't hold
the right cards Chicago Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03

First American Child Here am ten
years old. and my parents actually OBJ
jeeted to my going to the matinee
Second American Child The truth IS
that parents nowadays are getting
snalled. life
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-05-03
WELLS & co.
Real Estate
and Insurance.
Vacant Bargains

so x I65 corner 9th and Oregon,
on water and sewer line Of the
cheapest lots on South Hill price
$500.
4, fifty foot lots on South hill in
good part of the City at 500 each
come and look at these.
so K I65. good three room frame
house, we'll sheds ETC., on south
9th st. Price $rooo good easy
terms.
Two good lots on Chickasha
Ave. between 9th and 9TH streets.
$I75o each.
lMrIIQ o ~
The Columbus journal., 1907-11-20

entrance Edwin places both his bride
and his sister in the carriage and seats
himself in front of them. looking, as
carefully to tho real as If he expected
a white squat. Barnes springs, into
the barouche. whispers some orders to
the driver and they roll away.
/, Gazing on the carriage As 1t rolls
away. Maud says contentedly to her
self: "Cracky, I vas scared Burton
was going before l told it to him."
then adds contentedly: Gee, I'm as
smart as a diplomatist." as she fishes a
fourth piece of paper out of the bosom
of her frock. If I'd sold all that let
ter to Barnes at the first jump. I'd
have been out CT stock in trade" So
Miss Chartris goes up to a bread and
butter tea with her g0verness quite
c0ntentedly and munches marrons
glaces surreptitiOusly over her lessons
for the two succeeding hours. Then
the carriage not. returning with the
driving party, the intrigante grows
anxious. She sneaks down to the ho-
tel ofice and whispers to the clerk:
Have they come back yet? You
know, our friends-Mr. Barnes Of New
York and his party?"
Not yet, Mademoiselle. though l be-
lieve their carriage has returned"
Their carriage returned?" Maud
darts nervously to her mothers par
lor.
Why are you rushing in upon me.
you horrid child?" cries her mother.
angry at being interrupted.
"Oh, ma, I thought you'd like to