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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27
j. W. BENNETT,
100 y. FIRST ST..
headquarters for
Navajo blankets and
indian aud Mexican Goods.


5-room modern, completely furn-
i~lCd. good locntiuu ..... $4,000
7-rUom brick. North Fourteenth
street . .... $50. 90
Broom frame. near lumber mills IS. 90
l-room fr9lnc. Go $. Edith. .S1400
broom frame. ". Railroad uN. $1,000
JOHN ". MOORE REALTY co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27
Oncsllnns of Mnmcnt.

Questions of Moment.
What part of the Morning Journal
do you suppose is the most interesting
To the person who is eagerly looking
for a furnished room or a boarding
place.
Is your advertisement in that part
of the paper?
II not-Why not?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27

Ration, y. NJ. has approved the
plans of Architect Burnett of Trinidad.
for "a now CITY haIl for Ration. to cost
sou estimated St5 GOO. Construction Is
90 begin at once.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27

II YOU WANT NICE BREAD
CALI At THE HOME BAKERY, 213
WEST RAILROAD AVE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27

The world is full of odd and curious
people, 50 there ma still be those
who have 10 used Morning journal
Ads.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27
BASE
TKNCIION PARk

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Admission 25C.
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LOCAL ITEMS OF INTEREST


WA shinplon. March 26=New Meg
let and Arizana Fair Wednesday and
Thursday.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27

4 20 Conner. VI % % e..
Specialize O-t0uuatln.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-03-27
PATRONIZE THE HOME BAK-
ERN FOR FINE BREAD. 2f3 W.
RAILROAD AVE.

Insure with Thar company which
were Il a trust company YOU would by
viii designate MS your executor. A life
Insurance company managed by men
you know should naturally have the
preference. The Occidental Life In
surauce company is a Home company
managed by home people.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

rainin' SCOT, and both my hands
tried fast to one tint of pipe.
" What you doin'2 asks the
dude, comm up on the peck.
"I'm maxim a hot finish, | says,
and I'll be obliged to you if you
will run into Campbell's drug
store and git me couple of
yards of court plaster, for | want
to cover the pans of my hands.
Then. If you'll git four stout men
and blanket | guess I'll let 'em
carry me to the hotel.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
A. 0. U. w. Members.

Every member of the A. O. u.
w. order is requested to call at
the Bross house and register his
name and residence as well as his
lodge. The object is to obtain a
list to be used in case of the i'll
ness or death of workman.
w. I. BRoSS,
No. IT'S, Imperial, Neb.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
The PaOnia Meat Market

Is now making a speciality of
corn fed beef imported from
Denver. This beef will please
the most fastidious customer and
we urge you to call and try a
choice roast, steak or boil. Home
dressed poultry Saturday. Just
the thing tor Sunday dinner.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
layin' on my back. 1t spiles the

layin' on my back. 1t spiles the
floor
If / could just get me good,
dog-gentle pair of skates, broke
to ride or drive says, as | ties
up my head, 4 b'leeve l could do
somethin'.'
1t takes time. says he.
And gall says l.
IF you'll strike out grareful
like, first with one foot and then
the other, you'll be surprised at
the result, and he takes me by
the cartridge belt and hists me on
my feet.
Now. says |. cut me Loose,
and I'll glide off like a swan
which same he does.
II follers Instructions and hits
out strong with each hoof. He
was dead right about the result
bein' su'prisin', fer one runnin'
gear went West and the other one
East.
Stop 'em! Stop 'emr l hol-
lers, 'Er I'll be twinsr
Are you hurt?' asks the dude,
bendin' over me as | lays pantin'
on the floor.
"I'll git we'll says, but I'll
never be the same again
Yer doin' good, says he,
lif;in me up
at l had pair of skates
clamped on my shoulder blades.
l says. I'D make better tim=
and they'd be more use to
me. don't seem to need 'em on
my feet.
"'You should accompany each
stroke with Slight swayin' move
ment of the body like that says
he. p'intin' to lady who was sun
fishin' down the hall.
"'Tain't grace so much. that
| aims to git. says. as It's
speed. I'd like to do my mile
under 2:02.
This amt no race track, says
he Which way Will | pint you
now?'
Pint me down the hail. !
says. and I'll set a spell and
ke,oh my wind
The gait | wen, down that hall
would have made a cyclone loo
as IT 1t was standin' still. The
way ! was hesdin' | see | had my
chico between smashin' into the
lady what hit me in the COW lick
or grabbin' a red hot stove.
ME fer the stover says,
throwing my arms around the
stovepipe. Down she comes.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
so follers him in and fer

so | follers him in and fer
half dollar they fits my feet out
with pair of runnin' gears and
| falls into a chair,
"'You better check yer spurs,
says the tall dude what
runs the place, fer ii makes
the ladies fretful when they gifts
their faces scratched up
Il wasn't amin to dance none. "
| says, but leaves my spurs and
keeps my chaps on fer feel sort
of naked without 'em.
IL sits fer a minute and watches
Joe Isham roll away on his skates
He was doin good, and then all
to onct he grabs lady around
the waist and they smashes into
door, which flies open, and they
falls in the coalbin.
"Was that joke or an INSULT ?"
| asks. did he do that on pur-
pose or because he couldn't help
hisself1' p"
al think it was a joke" says
the dude.
81 had better bringin' up nor
that. | says. ashamed of Joe.
Say. mister, do | start both feet
to onct or one at a time7'
'Tain't so much the way you
start says he, as the way you
finish
~ allus makes hot finish,
says. seein' he was joshIn me.
We'll, sir. l stands up and
gives myself push and starts a
rollin' ! rolls clean out into the
middle of the floor and then both
feet flies from under me to oncI
and | sets down.
What a beau titul night,
says to myself, so many stars
outr and then | feels of the top
OF my head. for | has reason 10
believe that my spine is druv
through my skull While | sits
there thinkin' and supportin' OF
myself by my hands. Old Man
Pulley skates over my fingers.
"'lf ever ketoh him. says |
fer | allows no man to take liber
ties with me. and J starts to rise
I'm almost up when | feel.
myself s-goin' and nowise mean,'r
to, | gets a half Nelson on a lady
what was passrn' and down we
goes
Excuse me. ma am ! sa.'s.
'Lummoxr says she. ano
kicked me in the cow-lick with
her skate.
"'You can't bleed here says
the dude. comm to where was
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

A contract was las, week let to
X. p. James and A. s. Johnson
for the erection of 8 room resi-
dence for J. X. McGruder. The
structure is to be a frame and
located on the lots just south of
the Coutts residence. Work will
commence as soon as the bank
building is completed.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Fred Parker. OF Coalby, reports
the transfer by REIMBURSEMENT OF
the Frank Hodge so acres to W..
c. Myers. The consideration was
$1,000. This place is situated
north of Coalby.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
ROLLER SKATES TOO MUCH.
Pesky Things Out-Bucked Outlaw Bronco,
and Lady Kicked Him on the
COw.Lick.
BY CAROLINE LocKHARr.

CODY. Wyo, May 25-"Gott!
Vas you blowed up, or haf they
been holdin' a postmortem on
you at the hospital to find out
what they been doctorn' you for"
demanded Mime Albert Heimer
as the Old Cattleman from the
south fork of the Sinking Water
tottered into the Manhattan sa-
loon.
Guess agin." replied the Old
Cattleman. laying his crutch on
the bar and balancing himself on
one foot.
Mine Albert showed the Quaker
Maid bottle along the bar.
IL have been eni'yn myself"
replied the Old Cattleman. remov-
ing the cork with his teeth and
pouring out half tumbler of the
contents.
Would you consider it too per-
sonal like if should ask whether
that there bandage is to keep
your ears warm or the top of
your head on?" inquired Mine
Albert. respectfully.
"A lady kicked me in the COW
lick" answered the Old Cattle
man as he fingered his skull ten
derly.
"Ach. you've been out in 'soci-
ETY. again!"
Il dunno was at the skatin'
rink"
Vas it funr"
Il couldn't tell you. ! was
unconscious most of the time
but think it was. fer Bill Hinkle's
wife laffed at me till she got
Mysteries. and they had TO hog tie
her to git her out
Did you go OF your own free
will or vas you enticedr"
IL was what you might call en-
,iocd. sec Joe lsham. the con
stable. with his star all shined up
and his hair parted. goin into
Arnold's hall. and up and asst
him what sort OF ranicaboo was
goin' on inside. He said it was
the new skaiin' rink and II wa.
more fun than putin your
enemy's horses in the pound. and
orter give it whirl."
"ls it easy7" ! says.
Easy" says he; you watch
me when git goin"
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
Carnival of States Day.

On Saturday-June S-A Carni-
val of States will take place in
the Clark and Allen groves. This
event is a substitute for Iowa day.
A fine program will be rendered,
exercises commencing at 10
o'clock, a. m. The many excel
lent features are destined to en-
tertain and cheer the despondent
Let each and every one person
ally attend as a worthy represen-
tative of their native state. Take
interest and come prepared for a
good time and a scrumptuous
picnic dinner.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
Loans Wanted.

A few good loans wanted on
ranches. improved town property,
ditch stock or collateral notes.
c. c. HAWKINS
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

+. s. Corbin has closed a deal
for the purchase of the Travis
place one mile west of Cedarcdgc.
This place contains SO acres. 1t
is understood the purchase price
was $500.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

p. J. Meyer has decided to
again take up preaching and has
secured a charge with the Baptist
church at Vermilion, 5. Dakota.
He departed for that point Mon
day.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

J. b France was over from
Hotchkiss this week visiting his
son. George G.. who resides on
Cedar mesa.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
The Fruit Association

Has just received another hogs
head of the dark Tennessee leaf
tobacco. Orders should be
placed early. as the supply is linn
tied
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Ben Reed are the
proud parents OF bouncing boy
which arrived at their home. north
of Cedaredgc. Monday.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Miss Georgia Richardson has
accepted position in the post
office and will be found there at
the busy times and during noon
hours.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Stop at the Plaza Hotel when
in Montrose. Opposite the arte-
sian well Modern throughout
Excellent table-Ra,es S15O per
day. Z. P. BALcH, Proprietor.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
Don't You Know?

We are still in the ring with the
best goods, and right prices at
five per cent discount for cash.
WOODS GROCERY & BAKERY.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Chas. Bell. of Iowa. one of the
purchasers OF the +. F. Marshall
ranch on Cedar mesa arrived
Monday and is now living on the
place.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

G. w, Rudolph. the veterinary
surgeon of Paonia. was in this
vicinity the fore part of the week
doing some work for local parties.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
LOCAL ITEMS.

suriaee Greek Champion.
Born. to Mr. and Mrs. Jas. Kel-
Ter last Friday. bright little
daughter.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31
SURFACE CREEK DEPARTMENT

+. b. Cradle and wife were
Cedaredge visitors. from Paonia,
yesterday
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Mrs. Chas. Smith left Monday
for Ouray where she will remain
with her husband.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Subscribe for The NEWSPAPER.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Last Tues day evening the
Women of Woodcraft held an
unusually interesting meeting. An
excellent program was rendered
and light refreshments were
served. This order holds a good
many such entertainments for the
benefit of their members and it
goes a long way toward keeping
up the interest of the order.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

Old papers for sale at this Office.
20 cents per hundred.
The newspaper., 1907-05-31

After an illness ot about nine
days the soul of Nernie Wayman
returned to its maker Tuesday
morning at 10 o'clock. Vernie
had almost reached the age OF l2
years and was very bright little
fellow. The malady which robbed
him of life was diphtheria. The
remains were laid to rest Wednes-
day morning without public ser
wee. He was born and had al
ways lived in this community.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-21

girl filings her polluted body into the
river, when some protector of her honor
shoots down her betrayer the general
public sits up and wonders that such
things be. The general public never
hears of the others who kept on living.
Under the current of our boasted So
tugs and strains at the feet of the
woman who must work and care for
hers elf. Not in New York alone but in
every village on the map. The crime
of Stanford White in it's various forms
and notifications is so common as to
be staple. Stanford Whites bow and
smile, to be received with bows and
smiles by respectable women and de-
cent men everywhere.
The Philadelphia banker has struck
a good lead. He has spent his money
we'll and we'll honored the memory of.
his daughter who has made her own:
way to world where no harm may
pursue. Let other men with millions
follow his example. No charity is so
much charity as that that relieves suf-i
fering and protects the helpless. And
let other men and women with daugh-
ters remember that their responsibility
to their own includes a responsibility
to all girls. There would be few
Stanford Whites if decent men and
women denied their hands and their
homes to libertines.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-21
cur our THE jOKER,

The senate committee has reported
that the two cent fare bill do pass and
1t will pass and become a law The
railroad attorneys have threatened to
resort to the courts to prevent its oper-
alton which may be done just now for
the sake of a bluff but the legislature
can rest assured that any law enacted
against the will of the railroads will be
subjected to all the tests known to the
shrewdest law smashers. II the Iowa
legislature is acting in good faith with
the people this two cent fare bill should
be scrutinized by the best lawyers in
both houses, including those in the
executive departments to the end that
when passed it will stand fire in the
courts. Any legislature which will
pass defective law in the presence of
a threatened test of it's provisions in
the courts will have confessed to In
sincerity and hypocrisy in It's enact
ments. Let there be no jokers in the
pack.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-21
HIS SISTERS KEEPER.

A Philadel phia banker, stirred by the
ipi.iful story OF Evelyn Thaw, and re-
membering his own dead daughter,
has given $3.50, 900 to form a trust fund
devoted TO the aid of young girls who
have their own way to make in the
world.
This man has done well. He has done
better than Carnegie, whose libraries
mark toe distances across a continent;
better than Rockefeller. whose millions
90 to- the universities. for to stand be-
tween the helpless and innocent and
starvation and shame is the essence OF
true charity. If he saves one girl from
the fate that TO the shame of the pres
ent day, is taeitly permitted to pursue
the defeneeless and unprotected he has
done more than the oil king and the
iron1laster; for what are Libraries OF
universities TO the girl who loses hei
own souIes
The need of this fund and others de-
voted to the same purposes is terribly
insistent 1t is the shame of our civil
ization that this should be So, but L
exists to the common knowledge O.
all men. When some betrayed workins
B e I
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-21
School, House Memories.

Eugene Barry in the Albany Press)
Once more in fancy hear the drone
of the long recitation;
"Arlna viruInque cano,' Q shade OF
long suffering Virgil!
Homer's sonorous lines: the Ten Thou
sands ..Thalatta; Thalatta!
Cultural German, narrating how Tell
hade the tyrant defiance,
Stammering accents in French, con-
corning the coat of my uncle;
Shines and cosines and roots. and words
Of unknown derivation.
Then, best remembered of all, the day
of the Glass Graduation,
( Parents and friends are all there, each
watching the face OF some loved
one;
Committeeman, solemn and grave, and
teachers, important and anxious.
3 Again I behold the proud youth the
rostrum slowly ascending;
With voice ,twixt a squeak and
N droak, pouring forth the high flown
defamation,
..,rhe Commons of France have re-
solved or THE Union now and
forever!''
Z Now soft rustling hear. as the
girls, decked with ribbons and
~ laces.
Fluttering forth, like white doves. read
s. family their sweet compositions;
iss.4A Vision. or "Shells of the Sea" or
What is the True Sphere OF Wom-
an 2"
/ Seen thru the vista of years. how
clearly beheld is the picture;
How fair shines each face. even now,
& in 3memory's sight ever youthful;
Tho the sweet eye1ids Of some are
lifted now only in heaven.
All. never more will the skies seem as
bright as were those of our school
days!
Tho, the full noontide is fair, and
beauteous the glories Of sunset.
Fairest of all is the glow that shines
on the wings of the morning
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-21

is visited every season by the throngs
of eager tourists. And yet, according
to the writer of the article in ques-
tion.-who, by the way, is Prof. Archi-
bald MacMechan of Dalhousie Univer-
sity.-the story of the Expulsion, as
Longfellow recounts it, is far from be-
ing borne out by the historical facts.
The Acadians were not harshly used;
military necessity actually compelled
their removal, for they We're a menace
to the very existence of England's au-
,thority in Canada; it was New England
rather than the mother country that
was directly responsible for the act,
and Boston ships conveyed the Aca-
dams over the seas Thanks to
Evapgeline, the Expulsion will never
be understood Surely this is an an-
teresting role for single poem to play
on the stage of history.
Little Johnnie-Mother, tell me how
papa got to know you.
Mother-One ts,y fell into the wa
ter and he jumped in and fetched me
out.
Little Johnnie-H'm; that's funny;
he won't let me learn to swim.-Tit-
Bits
Teacher Gin manual training SCHOOL,
What may be regarded as the fore
runner of the modern automobile?
Shaggy Haired Pupil-Anybody that
gifts in its way.-Chicago Tribune.
The bureau of manufacturers In
Washington, thru trade and consular
reports, is giving wide publicity to
statements showing North Cardinals
extraordinary growth in prosperity.
The Industrial development of this pro-
gressive southern state has been almost
amazing in recent years. Governor
Glenn does not hesitate to prophesy
that in two years it will stand first
among the cotton manufacturing states
of the country.
& The Boy-Please, sir, I've come for
the job of errand boy at this shop.
The Boss-But i don't want an err
rand boy. I've got one already.
The Boy-No, you amt, sir. He's
just bin run over by that cab over
there. Pick Me-Up.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-21
l,,,xA OPINIONS AND NOTES

The Sheldon Sun believes ''the pres
ent legislature will do we'll IL 1T gives
the state aSgood primary law and some
ilegislatio along railroad lines. 1t does
we'll to not attempt too much. A few
good laws are better than lot OF poor
ones
"The bill before the senate to abolish
the death penalty might as well be
passed. and thus an end put to the
farce which now takes place whenever
an attempt is made to enforce It,, de-
clares the Grinnell Register. An un-
enforced law is worse than no law ana
is responsible for disregard OF law
zone great advantage of biennial
elections is that the legislature meets
when politics is quiet points out the
Northwood Anchor.
Quoting the comment of the editor of
the Iefffferson Bee, who is serving
term In the legislature, remarks that 1T
costs from $1,000 to $1,000 per day to
run the legislature, and recalled that
the other day a member from western
Iowa consumed PSVV WV III - .A''s' 49,
in passing bill giving boards of SUI
pervisors the right, If they want it, to
pay a bounty on foxes" the Waterloo
Reporter admits that may be waste
of money all right, but 1t gave the per-
sonal equation "a chance to exercise.
AS matter of fact. the daily cost of
running the legislative shop is COM
paratvely inconsequential when count
is taken Of the effect some of the
things dons is going to have on the
welfare of the state
.tThe remedy lies in simple little
statute giving to the United States
courts Jurisdiction over offenses in
volving violations OF treaties" asserts
the Sioux City Journal. 1T is curious
that we have waited SO long to bring
about so logical an arrangement. We
should wait no longer"
"Mr.l Perkins nowsand then intimates
that IL he were governor the legisla-.
tive program at Des Moines might be
changed" notes the Davenport Demo-
crat. 1T does look sometimes as il
Governor Cummins were having things
practically his own way"
I'VE might trust Mr.. Bryan, but we
could not trust his party" says the
Boone News-Republican.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-21
smn0I SAVED HIS SEAL.

9s Reed Smoot was not unseated. 1t was
not likely at any time that he would
be. There was a very widespread pub
lie sentiment in favor of rebuking poly
eamy which caused the senate to pro-
era stinate in order to let the fires of
Indignation cool. but. It was q distinct
violation OF constitutional privileges to
deny Smoot his seat in the senate and
\ : most dangerous precedent to estajb-
fish The senate acted wisely in Its
forebearance.
It IS hard to see how the senate could
have done Inherently. 1t is scarcely
wise policy or good precedent to kick
out OF a legislative body a duly elected
member because he is a member Of one
church or another. Personally, Smoot
appears TO be clean man. He be-
longs to an organization, it is true, that
occupies a more or less defiant atti-
atude toward the laws but that Smoot
is guilty Of violation Of law is not part
OF proof against him. He represents
5 the Norman church probably more
than he does the state Of Utah; but
$Aldrlch and a dozen or SO other mem
hers Of the senate from other states
notoriously represent corporate inter
ests instead of the people who are by
fiction of the time supposed to have
chosen them. The Mormon church is
profit seeking corporation. It dabbles
4 in politics, as Mr.. Shoots presence in
the senate is proof but that it is more
isiawless or more in politics for its own
good than Standard Oil and the
monepolistic operations generally is
not ii evidence. And it is a church, a
religious belief, creed, and we in AM
erica are especially careful of mems
religious convic tons.
Snoot was not guilty Of any crime.
4 He belonged to church society which
is badly in need of regulation but he
himself was not a law-breaker. To
have expelled him because of his
church would have ablished prece-
dent that might have arisen to justify
expelHng some other senator because
Of his Animation with an undesirable
j political party and from that it might
eventually become an easy step to ex-
polling member because his vote
would bring about government owner
ship5of railroads. There was too much
danger to our free institution of gov
I esninen to permit of an example being
made of snloot merely to record the
nations protest against polygamy. Di-
rect legislation to reach the evil itself
would be far more rational.