Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-13
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THE TwENTY-sEyENTH annuaI
0 made good.
THE PHOTOGRAPHERS have seen
a great light.
+, ALBUQUERQUE viii take a good
long breath today.
AERoNAuT B~LoNDIN's nerve Is
? of a high grade order.
Ell INFANT Terrible Hearst shows
no signs Of being a political corps
PERHAPS. after al. all Fairbanks
needs is a little more Nervura in his
cocktails.
THE SOLDIERS are going. The
number Of feminine h%eartaches would
be hard 10 calculate.
1T HAS BEEN proved n a George
Washington was a tax dodger. This
viii be a comfort to Max.
Aht 1AAiZEN VINO lAnh nave u
good time during the past week mus
nave chronic m~elancholia.
THERE Is a nea town over IN
eastern New Mexico named House.
Rough house or Bug house?
age
PORT ACAJUTLA 81 said to be in
possession Of Honduras. Honduras is
welcome to any port with a name like
that
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MR. HARTMAN unanimously in
dorsed himself at the recent meeting
Of tho stakeholder OF the Union Pa
o8ie.
THE LUCKY cUss mine has made
a big strike IN the Tombstone dis
trict. Which shows that sometimes
the name does count.
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ROBBERS beat and chloroformed |
a janitor In a New York fiat Imagine
The dare devil bravery Of a burglar
who would tackle a %janltor.
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THE ANIMAL bureau has kindly
informed the public that h~ydrophobia
Is not a real disease" Probably
only a little eccentricity OF the canine.
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CHICKEN DICK HARTMAN has
won a lawsuit against Uncle Billy
Plaster in Tombstone. chicken ap-
pears to have plastered Uncle Billy
one.
THE ROOSEVELT hunt Is said to
have been spoiled by rain October S
As II a little thing like a rainstorm
would keep the one in
camp!
NUMBERLEss fish Of an unmen-
tlonable size have been reported in
the salton sea. Another poor pros
pecipr must have sueeumbed to the
desert heat.
THE BLACK HUNDRED beats the
Jews Unmercilessly.r says the Blsbee
Review. The Review Is apparently
regardless Of conventional
photography.
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1T Is SAID the lightning Will strike
Governor Frank Frantz again soon.
With Roosevelt manipulating the
juice, a Rough rider could not dodge
the bolt il he would. :
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1T Is QUITE likely the pilot Of the I
Mississippi steamer fired by the pres !
for getting In front Of him is I
0usily thinking some deep thoughts I
about the square Deal. Z
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"PUTRESCENT PTNKERTONS" f. :
The delicate little epithet applied to I
he detectives by the fire-eatlng Globe :
The day OF The picturesque :
western lingo is not past. :
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THE PRESIDENT Of the Standard :
OH company OF New Pork. In court 3
lisclaimed an knowledge Of a loan Of =
$4,000, 000. How could the standard :
be expected 10 remember little busi- !.
hess details like hat.
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"RRf iNiAf-Lt fAtAflt0 10 De i
he oldest man In America. died the .
'ther day at Ysleia, just south OF Fl (
'aso, az the age Of lis. How he lived I
hat long So close to the Pass City ISL
he most remarkable part Of the story
49,
GLADYS VANDERBILT must
'hange her religion II she Is recog-
by 'his folks" as the wife OF her
hungarian count The chief members I
4 the Vanderbilt family have had lit ]
le religion 90 change except the wor- X
hin OF the Almighty Dollar.
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THE EDITOR OF the Holbrook Ar r
too. has evidently spent some
weary hours waiting for The Santa Fe
.assenger train that Is expected In
any minute" He sursts violently
nto verse and makes the following
!.
When are the cars a-coming o" "
When win the cars be hereg' 81
hat is the hourly greeting n.
That meets the agents ear. "