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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
D Dl!|IE|:T!A||II!LSFORIRUNll
ZOE 5.0|!|.;. !. BIG l:!|iGl: !. PACKETS
BEING NJ PLANNED
Many Man 7 an ! i d'liiIttlg gs
ToB e:,E:sta bisll ed

Details for the running Of the big;
packets that Will start from PittsbafgI
for Falrmont on May frst are now be-.
Ing worked out by tho management
The plan now Is for all week day
boats TO leave the wharf at SsmithaeldI
street Plttsbufg, at . o'clock p. m.
and make a fast rin 10 tBrovnsyille,
making no stops whatever. On sans
day the packet will leave the wharf at
smlthaeld street lat o d, ms making
all stops. During hetYeek special
boat will operate between Plttsbnrgs
and Brownsville, making all stops. The
packets will reach Falrmont al Ii a.
m. and leave at / q N. during Tie
week, but on Sunday the boat VIII
leave at $3.50 a. m. & 81 h, |,
The company has been very liberal
with the landings II has establlsheds
between Falrmont and MorgantoRn,
which, according to the published
schedule. are as follows: Aurora mine,
Holt Station, Church House Ldgs
Rivesyille, Montana Radcliffe. ca
tawba, starns LdgS Newport, Halls
Ldgr Murray. opekIska, Lowesville.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
Big Fight In
Legislature
COAL COMPANIES ARE MAKING
HARD FIGHT ON EACH OTHER
OVER souoEN BILL.

HARRISBURG. April 2S.-Two rival
delegations for and against the BOu.
den Bill which passed house to pro.
vide additional safeguards at mines
Will appear before senate mines and
mining committee tonight. Addi'
tional expenses imposed. Central
Pennsylvania operators declare It
will advance their cost Of producing
coal ten cents a ton. thus making
them helpless against the big com.
panies. At n meeting of central op'
orators 1t was charged that the Pitts
burg Coal Company had framed bill
with the Intention of SO hampering the
Central Pennsylvania that 1t would
virtually be out Of business with Its
annual output of thirty million tons
Of coal.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
SPECIAL ] :. |. SESSION
nT0NAMERECEIYERI
JUDGE HoLTg PRESIDED OVER
TAYLOR CIRCUIT COURT IN
RosEMoNT COAL, CASE.
! "a 8,

CLARKSBURG, NV. April q. -:S
The circuit court ot Taylor county be-.
gan yesterday IN special session at
Grafton with Judge John H: Holt on
the bench for the purpose Of appoint;
ing a receiver for the Rosemonts Coal
company at Rosemont. This action
was sought by Colonel John a. Me-
Graw, Democratic national commit:
teeman for West Virginia, one ofltheI
largest stockholders Of the corpora:
ton. on the ground that the companys
assets are being squanlered. Z The
coal properties involved are worth
upwards Of a million dollars. By the
suit of Col. McGraw against the other
stockholders the principal one of,
whom is ]. H. Weaver, Of Philadel:l
phIa, It is sought to turn over the man;
agement temporarily to q receiver,
The case was renanded from the fed.
eral court. Il
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
F1u Maxwell Gets Appointment In
Forest Service e5of. Government With II
Headquarters At Washington, D C.
wrHDRAws FROM RACE FOR APPOINTMENT AS STATE HeHwAY
III .GfSf$5 INSPECTOR" ea4 q, q f5l

The Morgantown Chronicle, Of
which Hu Maxwell is editor. contains
the following article Of interest to-day:
"The new State once OF highway In.
spector, created by the tate legislature.
will be filled late In May By appoint.
ment by Governor Dawson. Although
an attractive office and the carrying
with 1t great responsibilities. only
three candidates for It have thus far
been mentioned. Major J. NJ. Burns
and Hu Maxwell. Of Morsan,own, ana
Howard Williams, OF Greenbrfer coun.
ty. On April 10, with Governor Daw.
sons consent, Mr.. Maxwell Withdrew
his name as an applicant for the
place. thus leaving the field open to
one candidate from MonongaIla coun.
ty and one from Greenbrier. Both
men have Influence at work for them,
with every prospect that the contest
will be spirited. The man who re-
ceives the appointment will have very
trying and arduous duties to perform,
and It will be in MS power to do great
service TO the State.
"The appointment is for two years,
The name highway inspector" Is
somewhat misleading. FOR the officers
duty as prescribed by the law creating
the Office, calls for no Inspection Of
roads, in the ordinary use Of the word.
The work will consist almost exclu,
siyely in the collection OF statistics In
each Of the States ilfty.five counties,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
FAST FLIGHT IN
A BALLOON
SENSATIONAL FLIGHT OF RICH
BROKER WHO HAD ExcfT.
ING EXPERIENCE.

NEW YORK. April 23.-Nearly 12..
900 feet high among the clouds and
whirllng through the air at times fast.
er than q mile q minute Alan r. Haw.
ley, q wealthy stock broker Of New
York. and Arthur T. Athenholt. rich
Philadelphlan, made sensational bal.
loon Fight yesterday.
They started. from Philadelphia. In.
tending to make quick trip to this
city. They ran into an easterly cur.
rent Of air, which blew with hurricane
force afte passing New Brunswick,
Nj.
The velocity of the wind they esti.
mated at s. miles at hour. They fear.
ed II they remained among the clouds
that they would be swept far out over
the Atlantic Ocean. SO they decided
to cut the journey short. ..
The Travelled many miles, however,
before they, reached the earth and
then they landed in creek near Mat.
tewan. n. ]. Both men we're bumped
and jostled about severely and emerg.
ed from the creek wet, but happy.
Their only regret was that records
which they had made while the bal.
loon was flying above the earth at a
speed greater than the fastest express
train were lost In the creek.
The flight from start 10 finish lasted
% minutes, more than Is minutes be.
Ing spent In maneuverlng for a land,
Ing. In bee-llne the landing place
was co miles from the start point, but
It Is estimated they actually Travelled
about 50 miles. not counting a straight
upshoot into the air uy a mile at the
start and other ascents aud descents
during the journey.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
TICKER ( PINcHED
CHICAGO WOMAN SAYS THAT
MEN MADE HER DAUGHTER
UNCONSCIOUS.

CHICAGO, April 23.-Four men
were arrested last night for tickling
Regina Alt, aged II, until she was un'
conscious: Mrs. Tenle Goldstein caus
ed the warrants to be issued.
The accused men are William
Strauss. John Strauss. his brother;
Tony sludIske and John Doe" whose
real name Ism OF known.
Mrs. Goldsteln asserts that she sent
4 her niece to a grocery store conduct
ed by the Stratus brothers. She was
seized and tIckled under the arms and
about the body until she tainted. When
isae recovered she went home, but her
condition was SO serious a physician
was summoned. She is still under
medical treatment.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
DEM0cRAlTlCI
committeeman !. !. 4
ARE FOR Bryan
Eight Out 5ofN':ii.nl;les
Declare For Him

NEW YORK. April 2a.-The Times
which recently interrosa,ed Repabii.
can editors with a view to .determin.
ing the sentiment Of Republicans TO.
ward President Roosevelt as a third
term possibility today prints letters
received from members Of the Demo.
cratic Committeeman on the PROPOSE.
ton Of Bryan's renomiuation. IS
or nine committeeman addressed
only one refused TO express a prefer.
enee. The eight others declared unan.
lmously for Bryan as the choice of the
Democrats OF the respective States.
Almost without exception they assert
that the Nebraskan is stronger than
ever.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
A Great HIT
At WHEELING.
"MRs. TEMPLES TELEGRAM" CIV.
EN- A BIG BOOST BY THE
DAILY REGISTER.

II there ever was a pure. delightful
comedy, fairly sparkling with bright
lines and abounding In amusing sltua.
tions. 1t Is "Mrs. Temples Telegram
and II is no wonder that the play ran
for nearly an entire season at the Mad.
lson Square Garden Theatre in New
York. says the Wheeling Register.
The piece was done here over a year
ago and made such an Impression that
the Court was filled las, evening 10 see
1t presented by almost the same cast
as was seen here on the first visit.
or course, Mr.. Henry Conor as wig.
son." the butler, duplicated his former
success. but last evening he really
seemed funnIer his offlcious manner,
breezy entrances and exits won for
him hand" continuously through.
out the evening.
Harry HIlllarj. as Jack Temple, the
young husband. who was caught by
accident In the Ferris wheel all night,
and In order to make MS little wife
believe n plausible story tells her he
stayed with q friend named Brown"
at the mythical "Plckelton on the
Thames" was very convincing, and
did the role quite equal to his pre-.
decessor. Mr.. William Morris, one Of
the authors Of the farce.
Allan Murname as Frank Fuller the
friend Of Temples who lmpersonates
Brown In order to set things right
with the wife and only complcates
matters, was very gooI.
Edwin Fowler IS the John Brown,
the hair dresser" who turned up in
answer to Mrs. Temples telegram and
nearly smashes things generally for
both Temple and Fuller, gave clever
portrayal of the role.
Miss Carey Hattings was the origin.
al Mrs. Brown and was delightful In
the part. Miss Grace Reads was a
lovable and sympathetic wife, while
Miss Marie Dale was forceful as Mrs.
Fuller.
There is not one dry moment dur.
ing the action Of the play, and those
who saw 1t for the second time last
evening said 1t was really worth while
seeing all over again.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
NEAR THE TOP
WEST WRefNf&'s GAIN IN THE
WAY OF POPULATION Is
VERY MARKED.

WASHINGTON, April 23.-The cen.
sus bureau has completed figures
showing the increase in population In
ait the states since 1900, and some
interesting comparisons are made
which show the State Of West Virginia
Is In the front ranks OF these states
showing large Increase In the number
Of Inhabitants.
According to the figures at the cen.
sus bureau West Virginia Increased
her population from 95s,OOO In 1900
to l,O56,S05 in 1905, in 1905, an in.
crease OF 9S,OO5, percentage OF In.
crease 1O2. While this Increase is
not so large as that In some other
states, 1t Is second largest, being sur.
passed only By Texas. In The south.
ern tier, with which West Virginia
is incl1ded. 1t is thought that the
figures for West Virginia are ex.
tremely low, as many OF the larger
cities have made large gains, and
the census bureau has failed to Sc
cure accurate information In this d.
rection.
As in other reports made By the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

Mr.. NJ. H. Kinkead, Of Market street,
Is having an addition built TO his build.
Ing on Jackson street In which is 10.
Gated the business Of Cordray Bros
Carriage shops. The third story which
Is being added Is almost completed
and the room made necessary by the
Increasing trade OF the proprletors.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
sPREslDENT@To TAKE LONG
REST DURING THE SUMMER

WASHINGTON, April ?3.-Preslden,
Roosevelt will spend the most quiet
: and retired summer since 1897, II his
plans for the coming season are not
iinterfered with. He will go to oys.
ter Bay on; June u, and not return to
Washington until after September 30.
D He will make no speeches during that
long period, and it will be harder for
visitors to reach him than ever be-
fore.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

The funeral Of Mrs. Michael Ford
which was to have taken place tlli,
morning at nine o'clock from the Cath.
.olic Church has been postponed until
Wednesday morning at nine .o'clocs
on account Of number Of relatives
not being able TO reach FaIrmont until
to-day.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
Handsome Work.

Vanata. the sign painter, has done
some very handsome work for DR.. j.
f. Dowien and Son. dentists, at their
Main street Office. The work has
called forth many complimentary re
marks.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
CIIY7BOARD. OF TRADE AND MERCHANTS
ASSOCIATIONC|RCULAT 6 O.PE7ITION
Several Men and ESQ Horses Were
Burned to Death in East Side
Fires in New York City Today

lars complete the record Of the loss.
Six alarms were sounded from vari.
Gus points and every fire company, on
the East side was in action several
hours.
Three hundred families were driven
from their homes by the flames. The
most serious fire destroyed the Dis.
patch Express Co. stables. where the
men and horses lost their lives.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
KILLED FOR A DRINK
Youngstown Man Shot by: On. Who
Denies Him liauor.

Youngstown Man Shot by: On. Who
Denies Him Liquor.
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio. April 23.-
Denny Tan, negro. bought a drink
for Tom Whitehead in a saloon yes.
terday afternoon after William Price
had refused to do so. Price had money
and they were all drinking together.
Why, Denny Is a better man than
you are, although he is a negro!"
Whitehead is said to have remarked. :
Price drew a revolver and fired at
Whitehead. The bullet struck him in
the head and he died on the way to
the hospital.
Price kept OH the crowd In the
saloon with his revolver and fed. He
was caught later.
See our window display Of artist
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

The West VirginIan extends SINGER.
est congratulations 10 Brother Max.
well. We have long considered him
one Of the most capable and worthy
Republicans in the State and 1t is a
genuine pleasure for US to learn Of his
selection TO position that will Ger.
tainly be much to his liking.
Just what win become of the Chron.
lcle without Hu Maxwell is hard to
tell for he has been Its leading spirit
and source of inspiration from the
very first Issue. We shall be sorry to
see 1t stop, but 1t will be hard to find
a man VINO can ill Maxwells place on
the Chronicle.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

and in discussing practical road build.
ing among the people to educate them
in the good road movement. II the
sentimentZof the people Will back up
the legislators when they meet two
years hence they wifi probably pass
measures of real and lasting benefit
to the States highways. During the
next two years the Inspectors work
will be largely of a missionary char.
acter, and he will have All he can do.
On April 10 Mr. Maxwell was ap
pointed 10 a responsible position In
the government forest service with
headquarters in Washington. and for
that reason he Withdrew from the
race for State highway inspector for
West Virginia"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

A CARD 10 BUSINESS MEN.

After making Of the business OF In the
Interest OF the union evangelc be held the Temple
tomorrow afternoon from 1880 to TO 2:3O O'clock want to
thanks for the uniform courtesy extended to by a
business and especially keep
Of our city who without exception close their
looms during the Of service Gentlemen you
extend to YOU and to employees Invitation attend the
service Let make town affair You will be pleased with
Dr.. Wickers address.
.5s n gi ~. c. BRooMFrELD, Al
3ggs :, h y ~ i R. T. WEBB,
.tsS s -, g 4 E. WI. EDDY w. 81
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
TAFT SILENT
ABOUT OHIO
SECRETARY OF WAR. RETURNS
FROM TRIP BUT WON'T
TALK POLITICS.

WASHINGTON, April 23.-Wllllam
II. Taft, secretary Of war, last night
returned from his trip TO the Isthmus
Of Panama, Cuba and Porto Rico. EIe
brought with him a prepared state
ment telling Of his visit and relating
to Affairs OF the government, but Il
contained no word concerning the fight
in Ohio for the Endorsement Of that
State for the presidential lSnemlnation.
All he would say Is thatFhS Is going
to Ohio this week TO make three ad'
dresses. Whether he will accept the
challenge OF Senator Foraker to sub.
nit TO a primary vote the question Of
who shall be 0hio's Presidential can.
dldate, whether he will participate in
n campaign for this honor, was left
for future consideration, after he had
talked with President Roosevelt and
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

A CARD FROM DR.. WICKER. Sl
My heart grateful for the hearty cooperation
interests of this city that they close their places Of
for an hour tomorrow because Union eyangec services
Now let US make the service Wednesday p m
OF great power beg to Join the pastors hearty
business men and their employees to attend this service
1t hoped that all the people Of this good
day meeting and those who love Savior win praying
presence and power Of Cod Everybody welcome
begin on the mlnute-iust sixty minutes long s U.s.
ss5. Very truly, ,SSV
So t;S JOHN WICKER ~
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

See our window display Of artist
materials. Globe Book Store. tt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
MRS .IIlpA5.V WON scLAUssEN5

~. q z. .s 81
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23
o Prs lime is What The Fairpon Readers Get

~ y & !, >. Il i 4ssa;
!. THE EVENING PAPER II
7 3! sREAc Y AcHEs THE LEwHEN u
THEY HAVE TIME no READ y
THE DAYS NEWS. i
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-04-23

ing. Il
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-02
Publicity For Railroad Accidents.
Omaha Bee.l

Inc Railway Age, publication friend
~ TO railway managers and often used
10 present inspired articles on railway
topics, has taken an editorial position on
the subject of publicity in connection
with railway accidents that is radically
opposed to the policy long persistentlv
pursued by nearly all the railroads of
the country. The general practice has
Deen Tor railway officials to say as little
as possibly about accidents on their lines
and the press has always experienced
great difficulty in securing accurate and
reliable information of accident, even
when involving loss of life. The efforts
OF railway officials have been almost
invariably to minimize the damage
caused in wrecks and to place the blame
II anywhere, upon some obscure subor-
dlnate. The Railway Age, discussing
this subject, now says:
"A policy, consistently and regularly
followed, of publishing complete &C.
counts of all accidents and their cause.
should result in giving the general pub
lie proper idea of the difficulties with
which the railway managers have to
contend in matters of discipline, and di-
rectlng public censure to the human
agents are nearly all due. In addition
such policy should assist in building
up for the railway and its officers a rep
utation for frankness, which is a most
valuable asset
How much of this changed attitude
may be due to the fact that there is now
a demand for federal commission to
investigate and report upon railway ac-
cldents cannot be determined, but the
fact that railway officials are consider.
ing the ACCESSIBILITY of full and prompt
publicity concerning railway accidents
Is another reassuring evidence that the
demand for correction of abuses in rail-
way administration is being needed.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-02

endum means, will drive you out OF
the party. 1 repeat that l will drive
you out of the Democratic partv. be-
cause If the Democratic party does not
believe IN the rule of the people, it will
have no trouble in driving me out"
This public declaration by Mr.. Bryan
of his entire faith in the Populist doc
trine, 1.-THE initiative and referendum, -
has again produced CONSERVATION among
the Democrats, especially at the South.
1t IS a principle that directly antago-
nizes the pet States rights doctrines of
the Southern Democracy. And Mr..
Bryan having made it the shiboleth of
the Democrats, the question now is.
what will the safe and sane" do?
They are truly in pitiful plight, as are
many of those who have before acoui-
esced in Mr.. Bryan's wild theories of
government. Verify, he is a trouble
some Bryan.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-02
DANGEROUS TALK.

1t is only when Republican rulers be.
come ambitious of Kingly powers that
they begin to cry out in their dreams
ABOUT Treason stratagem and spoils. -
Uneasy lies the head that aspires to
wear a crown; and he who is himself
consplrlng sees a conspirator in every.
shadow.-Norfolk Virginian-Pilot.
While our Norfolk contemporary does
not mention his name, we apprehend
the above was intended as a fling at
President Roosevelt. The Virginian-
Pilot is constantly criticising the Presi-
dent and trying to make its readers be-
heve that Mr.. Roosevelt is a menace to
our republican form of government.
even sometimes limiting that he is as
Stunning and exercising the power of a
dictator. This is the way that Abra-
nam Lincoln was treated by the Copper
head press and it lead to his assassina-
ton by the reckless assassin ]. Wilkes
Boothe. And it was the denunciations
OF the yellow journals of w. R. Hearst
and the sneering criticisms of William
Jennings Bryan, who called Mr.. Nc
Klnley by the name of Emperor Will
liam IL" that, no doubt, fired the brain
OF the anarchist and caused him to take
the life of the noble, martyr President
The Virginian-Pilot is treadine on
dangerous ground. 1t can hardly aspire
to emulating the socialists and anarch-
lists:
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-02
ROYAL BAKING POWDER co., NEW YORK.
A Bad Microbe.
(Ohio State Journal. J

People get so scared about microbes
tnat they are in a state of perpetual
alarm, and yet we do not believe that
these microbe haters are any more i'm
mune to the distempers of the age than
those who go about in a reckless man.
ner. 1t is getting so, that there is moth
ing nice, that one wants, that a microbe
Is not perched there ready to lab his
Javelln into one. So the admonition we
propose to make is not born of the mi
crobe dread, but of hypothesis backed
up by an observation of comprehensive
scope. Don't keep too close company
with person who has a sneezy. snuffv.
nose-blowing, eye-watering, coryza cold.
de may be the most innocent. p;lre-
minded person in the world, but for the
moment he is not as fortunate as he
might be. He is doing the best he can.
de is Kidding those nasal cavities of the
microbes as fast as possible. He is do
ing nobly. Hail to the chief.
But don't get in his way. Give him
room to the microbe. There was once
fair lady who sat on the windward side
OF coryza chief, on an open car and
three days afterward, though the
weather was as mellow as muskmellon
she was very near blowing her sweet
head off. May be it wasn't that. But
TINS Is the sort of induction that science
uses to base its decree upon. Anyhow,
the microbe of the mucous membrane
is one OF the most pertinacious little
rascals that fiutters in the air. The best
way Is to dodge him all you can. He is
more dangerous than common COM
munlon cup or an attack of OSCILLATION.