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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
Full Faith In the Doctor,

A young farm laborer called one mar.
ket day at the registrars Office to re.
cord his fathers death. The registrar
asked the date of death.
well, father amt dead yet" was
the reply, but he will be dead before
morning, and thought it would save
me another journey If you would put
it down now
"Oh, that won't do at ALL" said the
registrar. why, your father may
take a turn before morning and re.
cover"
"Ah, no, he won't" said the young
laborer. Doctor says he won I. and
he knows what he's given father
Liverpool Mercury.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
SOCIETY NEWS
To Reach

arranged will be given by Miss Eiken-
berry, violinist, Miss Lindsey, plan
list, Miss karolyn Karl, contralto, and
Miss Marie Kaufman, soprano. The
young ladies on the program are well
known local musicians and a pleasing
program Is assured.
\ !. ].
Mr.. and Mrs. William A. Reece de-
lightfully entertained at the home, i'll
honor o ftheir niece, Miss katheryn
Sullivan, it being her sixteenth birth
day. The rooms were charmingly dec
Grated with holly and evergreens and
presented pleasing appearance
Games and music were the features of
the evenings entertainment Pink
and white carnations were the favors.
Those present were Misses Marjorie
Meegan, Ruby Cavanaugh, Bessie
Goldrick. Ruth McWhinney, Rosetta
Flash, Ethel Vessel, Grace McCul-
Tough, Elizabeth Logan May Porter
Meta Pfafflin, May Borton and Messrs.
l.. Mackey, Clarence Render, Harry
Null, Homer Galloway, Roy Vessel
John o. Conner, John Fitzgibbins, Ed
Hoahe, and George McWhinney. The
first prizes were won by Rosetta
Flash and Harry Muhl, and the second
prizes were won by Mary Porter and
Ed Hoahe.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy Robbie, of Chica-
go, are in the city visiting relatives
and friends for a few days
Mrs. Alfred Johnson and daughter.
May, and Mr.. and Mrs. c. S. Farnham,
have returned from Urbana, O.. where
they spent several days with the fam
| lily of Isaac T. Johnson.
+ -.
The First Baptist church will hold
its Christmas entertainment this even
ing at the church, North Eleventh
street. The program begins at :
o'clock, and is as follows:
Prelude 49,. Sunday School Orchestra
| Scripture lesson Mr.. J. w. Ferguson
Prayer .......... Mr.. F. B. Unthank
Song. Joy to the World 49,. School
Recitation ...... Blanche Lloyd
/
Song. "Tottling to Santa Claus. 800.
:. :. Dorothy Gunder
Recitation go. Herbert McMahan
Song, "'It Came Upon the Midnight
Nledr ............. ScnOOl
Recitation ............ Galena Davis
Recitation =. :. ..... Nesta Goodwin
Song. GLORY to God" .... Juniors
Recitation . William Anderson
Address ....... Pastor
Selection -. Sunday School Orchestra
| Cantata, "Old Kriss Kringle."
| Benediction
Postlude >. Sunday School Orchestra
:. :. !:
! Mrs. Elizabeth Lupton. of POS North
Fourteenth street, entertained at fam
| lily dinner Christmas day. The occa-
sion was most pleasant one, there
participate.
| Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Stache and
children of Sugar Valley, O., are the
guests of Lawrence Grace and family.
South B street.
! Mr.. John Sneltzley anu Miss May
Stoltz were united in marriage Thurs
day evening at the Grace NJ. E. par
sonage by the pastor, the Rev w. NJ
Nelson. The bride is popular young
woman of Logansport. Mr. Sneltzlev
is connected with the Richmond Hat
company.
+ = -
Mr.. Raymond Nicholson. is home
from the East spending the holiday
season with his parents. Mr. and Mrs
John Nicholson, of East Main street.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
SUGAR MONUMENT
FIFTEEN FEET HIGH

Chicago. December ga monu-
ment fifteen feet high and five feet
square, surmounted by a life-size
bust of William Mckinley, made
entirely of sugar, is Benjamin
Mogni's Offering to the holiday dec
orations of Il downtown hotel.
Ben" is the chef of the pastry de-
partment of the hotel. 1t took Ben
ten months TO produce his work of
art. The casts had to be made and
the chefs tool was a butcher knife
He worked at those daily during
the iull in his work and turned out
the casts complete three months
ago. Then came the construction
of the monument proper. Seven
hundred pounds of sugar-about
four barrels-was used.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
Houses and Homes

There have been and there are today
in the various lands of the earth many
people who have no houses and moth
ing that you could call furniture even
of the antique variety. But there can
be no doubt that they are far happier
than many who are comfortably housed
IN mansions which contain everything
that money can buy.-Uncle Remus'
Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
HUBBARD ACCEPTS
A NEW POSITION
Will Become Sales Manager
For Smith Bros.

Harry Hubbard who for the last
three years has been travelling repre-
sentative for Pogue, Miller and com
pany has accepted a position as sales
manager for the firm of Smith Broth
ers, a large hardware firm of Column
bus, o. He leaves for his new posi-
ton January l.
Mr.. Hubbard has had exceptionally
fine success on the road. and is one
of the most popular statesmen who
travels out of Richmond. His West
ern Ohio territory in the future will
be covered by d. P. Sands of this city
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
FOUNDATION WORK
ABOUT COMPLETED
The Y. M. c. A. Work Is Being
Rushed AS Fast as
Possible.
SUPERSIRUCTURE SOON

Work on the foundation for the new
Y. NJ c. A. building on North Eighth
street, has about been completed, ii
being entirely of cement. After the
completion of the foundation work, it
will be permitted to stand for several
weeks before active work on the sup.
erstructure will begin. thus giving the
foundation time to settle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27

Was no one injured in the railway
collision. COUNT
No. Nevertheless it was q most pain
full situation. First, second. third and
fourth class passengers all mingled TO
gether. Simply unheard ofr'-Trans
atlantic Tales.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
TaIkinc and Thinkinc.

The Man A learned scientist adj
yances the theory that a severed head
is capable OF thinking although IL is
unable to speak. The Woman-Thats
queer. 1t = so much easier to tall;
than it is to think
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27

The organ around which all the other organs
revolve, and upon which they largely de
pendent TO. their welfare, is the stomach
When the functions of the stomach become in
paired, the bowels and liver also become d.
ranged. To cure Q disease of the stomach live
or bowels get'a 50 cent or 81 bottle of DR.. Cals
wells Syrup Pepsin at your druggists. It is
the promptest relief for constipation and dys
pepsia ever COMPOUNDED.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
loss Fully Covered.

Adjuster-I'ye called to Tx MP that
rnstter Of your house burning down
Was the loss total: Heck Penn-Oh
Ia house is plumb gone. but. young
Teller. ef I tuck cent from yore COM
pany I'd feel ike thief. Mebbe you
heyen't heard tibet my wife tuck nd
vantage o. tn excitement Z elope.-
Puck
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
A BfupGer.

Customer-I must say. waiter, this
IS the first time I've ever had really
tender steak here. Waiter (aghastI-
Good gracious, | must have given
you the proprietor's steak. - London
Sta-Etlard-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27

"Say. paw" queried little Tommy
ToddIes. what is the bone or conten-
tom
The jawbone. my son." answered
the Old man. with side glance at bis
wife.-Chicago News.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27

overheard on the street: what did
ne look likeE' why. he looked like
cake Of soap that has lain in a hath
tub all pixhf"-nafrnsS 49,.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27
Call Monev.

Nell - What is call money. dear:
Belief guess it's the kind you call ur
your husband on the telephone for 10
tell him you must have it right away
Baltimore American.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27

/. this concerns you. read carefully ID;
Caldwen's Syrup Pepsn is positively guaran
ache offensive breath, malaria and ali disease
arising Eo7 stomach trouble
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-12-27

II the services of a professional man.
1cure are enlisted frequently for the
child who bites her finger nails. the
habit will soon be broken. The trou-
BILE is usually brittle nails that are con-
tinually developing jagged edges. Such
nails should be kept short and the child
given plenty OF olive oil or cream.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24
Nine A. BEAUCHAMP
MndiSfe de ChaDeaux

MOdIStG Oe CndUeduX
IS vous voulez un chapeau de der
Mere mode, garni avec got1t d
prix reasonable, ne manquez
pas a'aller la voir
l3l Sept14me Rue S.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24
La Torture en- RuSsie

LIE rapport de la commission dt
la douma sur les tortures infigee
aux d6tenues politiques dams LEI
prisons des provinces de la Balti
que dcnne de longs details sur ce
tortures.
C'est ainsi quill cite un commits
saire de police qui pi6tina un d6te
nu nomm6 Lapas age de Is ans
etendu a terre, jusqu'a &c gull lu
edt brls6 les reins. La mort sen
suivit. Un autre. nomm6 Stradynia
rec It des coups sur les mollets jus.
qua CO que les chairs Sc detachas
sent; un troisi6me cut ses aveuz
6crits sur le dos avec des batons
de caoutchouc. Les gems tortures
etaient g6neralement fusilles la
mutt pres de la prison.
On d6tenu nomm6 Weinberg
conduit a la snret6, fut tenu par la
tete ct les pieds par deux Cosaques
pendant que quatre autres le trap.
patent de batons en- caoutchouc
josqu'a CO que son corps fnt cou-
vert de sang. On errachait les on
giles eli les cheveux, on brlsait les
os.
Un nomm6 Vitol, eff eusement
torture, fut conduit ensuite chez
ladjoint au procareur Boussol. Ii
fut somm6 de comirmer ses aveux
sous pelne d'etre renvoy6 chez ses
bourreaux. Un aut1e, battu. cut lie
dos CONVERT de pleasures enduites
avec du sci.
Grunning, age de % ans, sortant
de la snrete apres la torture, await
laspect dun vieiIlard rendu chau'
We par suite dun supplice special
II fut couch6 sur un banc ct ligot.
t6. On lui plaza en- travers du corps
une blanche qui servit de balancoi
re deux poljciers qul lul brlseren'
ainsi l'6plne dorsale. Condamne
par le tribunal millitaire aux ira.
vaux forces, on le fusil]a sous le
pr6texte quill await pris la fuite
mais en- r6alit6 pour cacher phis.
toire du supplice.
Un vieillard subit les memes tor.
lures ainsi que sa tillette de 8 ans
qui refusait d'indiquer le lieu dc
retraite de son pere. Toutes lef
personnes fusillees ou pendues sui
le verdict des :ribunaux miiitaires
ava1ent pass6 au "Mus6e de Riga"
c'est ainsi que l'on nomme la s1re'
t6 de cette Vile.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24
Un Exploit des Cosaques a
LotZ ou il y a As tues Ou
BleSSeS

Lott Pologne russe)-Un de-
tachement de Cosaques a tue ou
bless6 45 employees, contrema1tres
ct ouvriers de la flature Kuttner,
en- cette vile, parce qu'une bande
de terroristes await attaqu6 un
fourgon de la poste dams le voisi.
mage, tue un Cosaque ct bless6 un
canarade de celui-ci ct deux en-
ployes des postes.
Au moment Gu le fourgon de Ia
poste passait dams la rue Lonkova
les terroristes surgirent soudaine-
ment dun cote de la vote publique
|et. ouvrivrent le feu sur Pescorte
du fourgon, composee de Cosaques
Proftant ensuite du desarroi que
cette attaque await cause dams les.
corte, les assaillants s'emparerent
dune somme de $1,000 contenue
dams le fourgon.
Quelques instants apr6s un au
tre d6tachement de Cosaques arri
va, ct, rendus furieux par la NOR
d 'un de leurs camarades, ceux-c:
envahirent le filature Kuttner et
commencement a tirer sur toutet
les personnes qui SO trouvaient
leur port6e. Une quinzaine .de
celles.cl furent tu6es ct plus de
trente bless6es.
La plus vive indignation regne
dams toute la vile, car on assure
que le personnel de la flature nj
eu aucune faeon particip6 & l'atta
que du fourgon de la poste.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24
NUMERO 10
TARIF DES ANNONCEs

Avis-C Chaque insertion 10 cts par Ii n
Tariff special pour les annonces au mois
ct Iann6e.
Demandes d'emplol-demandes de de
mestiques ou mployes-annonce pour
chambre O.. pension-annonces pour OBJ
Jets perdus ou trouv6s.
Au taux UN OENrIN par mot
Nous enverrons un numero du Journal
toute personne qu1 en- fers a deman-
de.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24

mes se,communiqu6rent q ses vete-
ments; en- un instant, la malheu-
reuse 6tait entour6e de fammes.
A ses appeis d6chirants, on SO
porta a son secours, mals a7ant
qu'on ait pu lui enlever ses vete-
ments, ellie 6tait affreusement BRIT
lee oar tout le corps.
Malgr6 les SONS de la medicine,
la malheureuse ma pu SURVIVE q
ses pleasures.
Ottawa, Ont.-La soci6t6 Roya-
le du Canada, a termin6 So reunion
annuelle par un banquet q la Ru-
selle House.
Les officers 6lus pour lann6e
prochaine sont: President, le DR.
r. a. D. Dawson, d'Ottawa; vice.
president, le DR. J. Edmond Roy,
de Lewis, Quebec; secr6taire, le DR.
Fletcher, d'Ottawa; tr6sorier, M.
Lawrence Lambe, d'Ottawa,
Section executive: president,
Honorable Thos. Chapais, de Que
bec; vice-pr6sident, Mgr Begin, de
Quebec; secr6taire, N. Enrol Bou-
Ichette, d'Ottawa.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24

premiers siAcles, ct la France 6t6
longtemps sans pouvoir les ASST
miller.
La f6odalit6, c'est-a-dire l'asser-
vissem Mt des Celtes ct des Gau-
lois par les Francs ct les Germans,
ma pas peu contribute a attacher
les premiers, c'est-a-dire le peuple,
q la terre.
Et Pon salt CONNIE Get asservis-
sement s'est continue en- changeant
de forme ]usqu'en 1889: on d6por-
TAFT les villains parfols, mais ceux-
ci n'6migraient pas.
Aussi, ,-et nous en- arrivons q
des fats presque actuels, la
France a touJours Gu de la diff
cutie avec ses colonies, Oh ellie ne
peut diriger une Emigration suffi-
sante.
N'oublions pas la perte du Ca
NADIA ct des Indies.
C'est que non settlement le Fran
gals emigre peu, = ct nous
avons tach6 d'indiquer brie-
vement pourquoi, -mais en- meme
temps il nest pas I'm excellent CO.
Ion: nos anc6tres au Canada Soc
cupaient do la traite des fourrures.
Les Anglais y ont Joint la culture
ct lis ont d6velopp6 le pays.
On comprend done qua pour ia:
voriser l6migration franea1se IL
faille beaucoup de soin ct d'argent
Et les r6sultats que lon don
.n6s CONNIE insufisants, sont en-
realit6 fort logiques.
FERNAND RINFRET
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24
CANADA

Montreal, Que On c6l6bre,
au Sault au R6collet, le service fu-
n6bre de feu Alfred Patrice Au>
bert de Gasn6, fills cadet de Philip
pc Aubert de Gasp6. Pauteur des
"Anciene Canadiens" ct des Me-
moires".
Quebec LIE Souverain Pontife
Went de decerner le titre de cheva-
lier de lOrdre de St-Gr6golre le
Grand a M. J. E. B6dard, O. r., a
l'occas1on dune maison d'6cole
don't M. B6dard Went de doter la
paroisse de BEAUFORT.
Duke Lake.-Une nouvelle recue
de Far-North annonce que quatre
personnes, l6pouse ct les trois en-
fants dun nomm6 Cardinal se sont
moves, en- traversant un lac eur la
glace, celle-ci s'6tant rompue sous
leur poids.
Ottawa, Ont. - Les bulletins
d'immigration des quatre premiers
mois de l'ann6e courante accusent
un total dun peu plus de $4,000
immigrants, alors que durant les
quatre premiers mois de Pann6e
1906, les immigrants n'etaient
qu' au nombre de 65,369.
Ceci repr6sente une augmenta-
ton d'a peu pres 43 pour cent.
Qu6bec,-Au nombre des passa-
gers qu1 frent la travers6e q bord
du "Parisian'', de la ligne Havre-
Montreal, SO trouvaient l6O Fran.
gals.
Un bon nombre d'entre eux sont
parts pour Parp6biac, Oh lis s'6ta.
bliront dams les environs de IOr-
pheIinat Agricole fond6 par Mile
Pr6cobat, ct qui a pour directeur
Table Crevillon.
Lotbinl4re, Que. - M. Raou]
Beaudet, 6tait occup6 au charge
ment dune barge, lorsqu'en pas
SAINT sur la passerelle, il perdlt re-
quilibre ct tomba a l'eau.
Ne sachant pas nager, il tut en-
tra1ne par le courant tres fort {
Get endroit.
/ II reparut dependant une fois
puts s'enfonca de nouveau ct, NAL.
| gre toutes les tentatives, il ete
| jusqu'a present impossible de le
|rotrouver.
Montreal, Gus, Philippe
Audet, un jeune homme de "a ans
a trouv6 une mort affeuse, dams ur
accident de volture.
| II quittait sa maison, ct montait
| avec ga fem ne, ses trois enfants et
| un voisin, dams un cabriolet.
| lis n'avaient parcouru qu'une
fable distance lorsque, sans raisor
|apparente, le cheval prit le morl
aux dents ct Sc NIT q ruer violem
ment.
En- cherchant q retenir la bete
I'M. Audet etc proiet6 sur le SO
ct s'est fracture le crane sur UNI
pierre.
!, Batiscan. Qa6.-Un terrible &C
lcident est arrive q Nine Dupont
, |Y6pouse de M. Hilaire Dupont.
3 Nine Dupont 6tait en- train d
( faire du savon, lorsque, 90 pen
) chant pour actiyer le feu, les fam
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24

ment ct qui en- ont deja obtenu pres
de 60 cette fois.ci.
lis en- obtisndront tres probable.
ment de nouveaux gu second tour
de scrutin.
Les antis6mites 6taient au nom.
bre de 26 dams l'ancienne chambre:
cipquante six d'entre eux sont d6ja
6lus dams les elections actuelles et
lis ont nne trentaine de candidats
en- ballotage.
Echo de l'ouest. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn.) 1883-1929, 1907-05-24

ferme, 6tait venu en- VILE ct etait
entire chez Wesson, restaurateur.
La il commando un steak. Pendant
quill mangeait il avala une bouch6e
qui il6touffa.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-05-25
Same Old Story.

Two young men and young
woman started to take boatride
at Lacrosse Sunday, although the
high wind was rolling up waves on
the river in a way that indicated
genuine danger to cautious persons
In fact several undertook to warn
the young people not to leave the
shore, but they laughed at the fears
of these timid ones and proceeded
to carry out their plan. To police
man who called on them to come
back one of the young men banter
ingly shouted, ''Oh never mind,
bobble, go catch some driftwood. :"
Yet few minutes after their frail
craft was caught in an eddy, shot
out in the open stream, and when a
wave struck it broadside the little
boat quickly careened and capsized.
The young woman and one of the
Dung men went down to re-appear
no more, while the other young
man managed to catch the over
turned boat and hang on until a
man from the shore reached him in
launch and rescued him.
1t was simply another case of silly
recklessness in counting danger on
the water with the return of the
summer season and the alluring
fascination of boating bathing and
kindred sports. Every year long
list of fatalities is recorded as a re-
suit of similar careless tendencies
on the part of people who refuse to
heed the warnings of others or be
guided by their own good sense
and careful judgment. Young peo-
pie especially are thus prone to
show spirit of braYoda and reck-
lessness, and although in many
cases they manage to escape serious
consequences, in other instances
they are not so fortunate. Yet it
would seem that with so many ex-
amples of disastrous results to others
they would learn to be more care
full. Even under most favorable
conditions there is always more or
less danger III boating and bathing,
and the boys and girls who value
their lives will choose to be called
towards" ana ''timid" rather than
take chances.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-05-25
LIVINGSTON.

preciated by Mr. Biddick and family.
There were IA gang plows and l
sulky in the field at once, and go
acres of ground was plowed IN one
short day, this presented an unusual
sight in our vicinity. Prof. -Wilkin
son went down and took snap shots
of the men at work.
Amasa Latham and wife have
moved into their new home, recent
~ purchased of John L. Alcott.
Miss Florence O'Connel, teacher
at Mt. Ida, visited with her parents
several days.
Miss Shyrle Nicholson, has been
sewing in the country for Miss
Name Kirk.
Robert Ferris, has gone to Pierre
s. D. where he has a claim.
A crowd drove over to Cobb. Sat
urday evening to attend the enter
tainment given there.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-05-25
FLAG DAY.
June | Eth is The Anniversary of The
s.sSs..S-- Birth of The Flag.

Friday, the 18th of June, will be
the one hundred thirtieth ami
versary of the birth of the flag of
the United States. The flag was
designed for a nation of thirteen
colonies, stretched like belt along
the Atlantic coast, made up of less
than three millions of people with
out common traditions or language;
drawn together only by common
danger from savages within, and
oppression from without, which
threatened their existence and
liberties. That flag now waves over
a great nation, extending from the
Gulf of Mexico to the lakes, from
the Atlantic to the Pacific ocean;
and inhabited by nearly ninety
millions of people, who speak a
common language.
Our flag is now-in fOrm-the
Oldest flag of civilized nations The
resolution by congress for the adop-
ton of the stars and stripes on June
14th, 1777, was as follows; Re-
solved that the flag of the United
States be thirteen stripes, alternate
red and white; that the union be
thirteen stars, while in a blue field,
presenting a new constellation"
me design Of this flag is credited to
George Washington, and in part
was taken from his family coat of
arms. Such is the origin of flag
dedicated to the proposition that
"all men are created free and
equal" SLet us honor the natal day
of our national flag displaying it
from our public buildings, schools
and homes in recognition of this
day.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-05-25
Something Better Promised.

Avaunt, We coal shovel. To the
camphOr and moths with winter
garments and prepare for spring.
The weather men paid by Uncle
Sam, who sit all day in little offices
in the tops of high buildings and by
a careful comparison of the dope
sheets pick out winter weather,
rainy days, sunny cloudless skies,
to win, have decreed that tomorrow
will see genuine summer weather.
The good word was passed out over
the telegraph wires yesterday and
has been received with rejOicings
all along the line. The dreary coal
cellar can now gather dust and be-
come an abiding place for spiders
and suchlike until fall The winter
furs can give place to summer gauzy
nothings, cool and pretty, Flowers
will spring up, crops will burst
from the soil, grass will grow faster
than 1T can be cut and old Sol will
beam forthwith in all his pristine
glory. Summer, beautiful summer
will arrive all at once. ALI these
things are TO happen on Friday, I'M
less-Perisn the hOught, the wealth
erman has made another blunder.