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BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30

y como sc nos ofrece, no tiene
para los colonos Ell menor atrac-
two.
No nos importa que nos la
men CiudadanOs ameriCanos, 10
que nos interesa es entrar en-
possession de los derechos que
tienen Y ejercitan en- Ell CONT
nente, los que pueden ostentar
con orgullo el titulo magniflco.
lEntienden este los simpati-
cos congresistas de Mohow?
Asi, no les extra1le que la in
diferencia mayor aCOja aqu1 la
nOt1cla que nos trasmite el ca -
BILE.
Mas no por clio deben descora-
zOnarse esoS maestrOS que han
tenldO la suprema virtud de
aCOrdarSe de nOsOtrOS en- I'm pals
cuya mayoria inmensa nos ig-
nora en- absolute.
81, como esperamos, la petit
ci0n que han formulado, va CUE
no slrva para mas, ayuda a que
cirCule el nombre de la Isla oil
vidada entire las grandes null
titudes que no tienen de nues-
ira existencia, de nuestra cul-
tura, de nosotros la mas remota
nOtiCia, ESQ les deberemos.
Y ST 10 mismo les da una COsa
que la otra, a los eruditos con-
gresistas del Mohow, otra vez
que sc reunan, 8 aisladamente
como gusten, pidan para nos
otrOS en- vez de la ciudadania
americana, la protection al cafe.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
ESTADOS DE ALMA

Elegante e.nente impreso Ell los Ia
Heres del BoLETIN MERCANTI, aCaba
de ser puesto a la venta ell libro del Sc
Aor Ca,deron Aponts EsTADos DE ALMA
Es este un libro que viene aumen-
tar Ia bibliograffa puertorriquena y
debe ser adquirido por todas aquellas
pe-sonas amantes de la buena lectura {
interesadas en- el progreso literario
Cada ejemplar Sc vende a sErENrA
Y CINC0 CENTAVos.
Las personals que deseen adquirir
dlcho libro no deben perder tempo er
pedir.o 4 la Libreria del BoLErIN. pues
hay mu-ha denanda dc cjomplares
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
I'll Comandante Lutz

Embarca el martes de la Sc
mana pr6xima, EN- el vapor
Coamo nuestro muy estima-
do amigo el C0mandante Lutz.
de la P0licia Insular.
Estara en- Nueva York dos
meses, Y regresara en- Enero
acompanado de su distinguida
esposa que reside actualmente
en- la gran ciudad americana
DeseamOs al COmandante Lutx
muy agradables impresiones en-
6u proXlmo viaje y que regrese
propto esta Capital donde Sc
le eStima tantO.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
Mas nOIas de Ponce
NOTICIA DESMENTIDA. - EXA-
MENES PARA CARTEROS

Nuestro amigo Pedro Iglesias
Gonzalez nos suplica hagamos cons
tar que no es el. segtin diieron varios
diarios, ell nombrado professor rural
de Barranquitas y 81 don Pedro Con
zalez lglesias, question de apellidot
-Se nos asegura que el director de
la "Razon Libre" don Enrique San
t1ago Sc ha retirado de ese disrio.
ocupando su puesto don Fernando 7.
Matias corresponsal de la Demo
cracia.
-Ha regresado de San Tuan don
Manuel Maria Sama y su distinguida
esposa.
Be encuentra enferma de cuidado
dofla Francisco Rivera.
Ell Juez de Paz sefior Ramirez
Nadal desmiente la noticia dada nor
un dlarlo unionista de que el serfa
candidate de los republicanos para el
cargo de Juez Municipal de Ia ciu-
dad, en- las pr6ximas elecciones.
Sc encuentran en- esta ciudad don
J uan y don Ernesto Lopez Diaz, te-
n1ente capltan respectivamente de
la Pollcia Insular.
In los prlmerOs dfas de Novien-
ore sc celebrara una fiesta por ell
Cuetpo de Bomberos en- ell Parque de
Bombas. Seran obsequiados con TN
lunch por la ofcialidad.
-Ha embarcado para la Rep6blica
del Norte Mr.. James Stephens, re-
clentemente nombrado para ocupar
I'm lmportante puesto en- la Admins
TRACTION de Correos de New York.
FL dia p de Noviembre Sc cele-
oraran examenes en- Ell Post Office
para eScribientes y carteros.
y "a Guanica Central ha acordado
grat1hcar con TN dollar diario al Hos
pital San Lucas.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
Don Tomas CampiIlo

Recientemente ha fallecido en- Que
bradilla, el prestigioso caballero cu-
20 nombre sirve de epfgrafe 4 estas
llneas.
Su muerte ha sido hondamente sen,
tida por los mas cultos elementos de
aquella sociedad y de la de Ponce,
en- cuya ciudad permanecl6 catorce
amos empleado en- la casa de Trujillo
Subira y Co.
Sus hermanos don Luis Campillo V
don Daniel Rendon, este Gltimo po-
l1tico, RESIDENCES EN- esta capital sa-
Heron esta mafana para Quebradi-
las, con prop6sitos de asistir al en-
tierro.
Que descanse EN- la paz del sefior
81 alma del tinado, y sus atribulados
deudos encuentren pronto alivio su
hondo pesar.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
Artistas que regreSan

A bordo del vapor Caracas"
que entr0 esta manana en- nues.
tro puerto, procedente de Vene-
zuela, han regresado varios ar
tlstas de la Compania de zarzue-
la que sali0 hace pocos meses
de aqui contratada para traba
jar en- Ell teatro naCional de Ca
raCaS.
Entire los amigos que regre-
san vlenen el senor Luis Mayo.
qui, sonora Ramirez, senorita
Lara Arlzmendi y senores Bel
"a y Sanchez.
Sean bienvenidos.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
DE ArecibO

I'm que parara por fin Ia construc-
cion de a carretera de Arecibo La
res; 81 llevera el mismo camino que
"La Gaia de Ahorros" eAsilo de Po-
bres" y la "Reorg ganizaci6n del Cuer-
po Bomberos"?
La "Sociedad Thalia", de la que
forman parte nuestros particulares
amigos sefores Navas, Sanz Berqa.
ha quedado formaiizada ante notario
pdblico.
Para principles de noviembre da-
ran comienzo en- esta Corte de Distri-
to, los juicios por jurados
DE estos daremos cuenta opotuna-
mente nuestros lectores
- La simpatica sefiorita Blanca
Aresti ha estado enferma.
C7lebramos sa resta blecimiento.
-D7be ordenarse junto con las PIN
turas de casas, sobre todo en- la ca
lie de Jesus y Maria, que tan buen as
Pecto presenta, despu6s de la compost
ci6n heche, que Sc arreelen todo lo
meJor possible las entradas &c dicbas
casas.
-Hemos tenido ell gusto de conoce.
al Joved cubano. don Eduardo Lines.
representante de los senores oFrede-
rick Stearns v Co., de Detroit al que
d seamoS buenos negocios y grata per-
manencia en- ell pals
COrresporsaT.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
Cinemat6grafo "Path6"

Como estaba anunciado llev6se ano
che cabo Ell el circo Lowande la
function de cinemat6grafo que da
diariamente en- la empresa Rosas Zein
Ell estreno de las emocionantes peG.
culas idea de Apache" y Ateque Y
robo de I'm ambulante de correos'
gustaron mucho al p1blico.
Para la function dc esta noche ha
circulado un variadfsimo programa
en- ell que hgura la tan preciosa vista
'Amor de esclava",
Sc anuncian, ademas otras vistas
que han obtenido en- reEresentac:ones
anteriOres colossal 6xito.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
DOtaS de Mayagdez
ANTONIO MARTINEZ PUSO FIN
A SU VIDA

hoy por la ms faana, entire once y
doce, puso fin a su vida disparandose
un tiro de revolver Ell individuo Anto-
nio Martinez, de ocupac6n heladero.
Tan pronto tuvimos conocimlsn to
del hecho, nos trasladamos al lugar del
suceso, calle Once de Agosto. En- una
habitaci6n que tiene allf en- alquiler
Epifanio Suarez. encontr amos tendido
en- TN catre, transversalmente, IN hom-
bre de color blanco- palido, de estatur a
regular, sin zapatos nj chaqueta, que
result6 llamarse Antonio MARTINEZ,
quien estaba mrerto presenta ba una
herida de bala en- a boca
Al lsdo del cadaver Sc encontr6 m
revolver sistema Bouldog, de siete mi
limetros.
En- ell lugar del suceso Sc encontra-
ban los Policias Detectives Cabo Milan
| y Guardia Ramirez, quienes manifes-
raron que andaban en- persecution del
referido Martinez que Sc encontrab ba
pr6fug6-por haber hecho tres dispa-
ros &c revolver contra SD novia Loren
"a Lopez, y que enterados de que Sc
encontraba en- dicha habitacion, Sc dis
pusieron capturarlo, toe ando a la puer-
ia. El referido Martinez abri6 una
ventans y percibiendose de que era
la Policfa que 10 persigufa, volvi6 in
mediatamente cerrarla, oyendose a
los pocos instantes EN- el interior de la
habitaci6n un disparo de revolver que
el mismo Martinez Sc habia heCho
para escapar de la acci6n de la jnsticia
Para penetrar la Policia dentro de
la habitacion, tuvo necesidad de rom :
per la puerta de entrada, encontran-
dose dentro y en- la forma va mencio-
rada Ell cadaver de Martinez
Segdn manifesto Epifsnio Suarez
ell Antonio Martinez lie pidi6 que dejase
dormir en- su habitacion, 10 que &C
cedio, esta mafana sali6 de ella para
su trabaio, dejando dentro al referidc
Martinez.
El Juez Municipal INFERNO sehol
Frank Mar tfnez, Sc tr aslado al lagal
del suceso, ordenando ell levantamientt
y autopsia del cadaver.
Octubre 2o de 1907,
Ell Corresponsal.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
COnnerciaI

En- atenta circular que tenemos la
vista los seflores Noriega Cintron
del comercio de Ponce, nos participant
haber ces ado las merca miles que pi-
raban en- aquella plaza bajo la razon
social de Noriega Compafifa, Gin
tron y Compafiia, habiendose hecho
cargo del active y pasivo de las extin-
guidas una nueya sociedad que gina
ra baJo la razCn social dc Nor,ega v
Cntr6n.
BueLos negocios.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
Fiesta en- AguadiIIa
3. D0fsssaW % Cgssex,

Con motive de conmemorar ell dfa
de San Carlos Borrej6n, Patron de
aquella villa. el Cfrculo de San Carlos,
ha acordado verificar tres espGndidos
bailes, entire ellcs uno de nifos. que
tendran lugar los dias 50 dc Octabre
3y de Movie III bre.
Para dicha fiesta hemos sido aten
t. mente invitados, Tor IL cual envia-
mos la dircctiva de dicho Ceutro
nuestros mas e1pfesiVas gracias
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
Nota del dia

Uno de nuestros despachos
cablegraflcos recibidos hoy, dice
que el congreso de profesores
reunido en- Mohow, ha tornado
entire sus aCuerdos el de pedir
que les sea COnCedida la Ciuda-
dania a los puertorriquelos.
La notiCia llega a Puerto Ri
CO en- CirCunstanCias adversas a
toda sensaci0n y COntrarias a
tOdO enterneCimlentO de entu-
siasmo.
Hubo I'm tempo en- que los
COlOnOs eduCadOs en- Otras praC-
tiCas, muy diferentes y muy su-
periOres 3 eSas con las Cuales
Sc nos ha querido fascinar, es-
peraban Y cre1an que Ell recono-
Cimiento de la Ciudadania, -
aunque esta sea tan excelsa CO.
mo la amer1Cana-COmprendla
tam bien el reConOCimientO de
todoS los derechos de que Sc
ven privados, despojados, en- la
aCtualidad, los natlvOs.
EntOnCes, mientras vivieron
en- ese error, desea ban Y pedian
con apremiantes razones Y vivi-
simos deseos que el Congreso de
Washington resOlviera acerCa
de un punto de tanta trascen
dencia y de inter6s tan inne-
gable.
PerO en- Cuanto Sc supo que
era possible, con arreglo a los
nuevos metodos, ser ciudadano
de la gran Rep1blica Y al mis-
mo tempo seguir gozando de
las inefables venturas de la tu.
toria redentorista que nos esta
educando para el gobierno pro-
piO, nadie, sepanlo esos anna
bles prOfesOres que reunidOs en-
IN congreso han pedido la ciu-
dadania para los puertorrique-
nos nadie, Y es natural que asi
SuCe Ia, siente aqui la menOr in
quietud pOrque sc nos recOn0z-
ca 0 Sc nos siga regateandO el
ii 1tulO de Ia Ciudadan1a.
Los mables profesores que
han tenidO para con nOsotros ese
TeCuerdO cOnmovedor, nos hu-
biesen prestado mayor servicio
pidiendo la protection al cafe
p0r ejemplo, 0 la reforma del re-
gimen VICENTE.
Esas son las cuestiones que
nos intereSan, los asuntOs que
nos lmportan y que nos convie-
ne resolver de todos modos Y
con la prontitud que demandan
las necesldades apremiantes.
Nuestra primera industria en-
ruinas, esta necesitada de la
ayuda poderosa que presta Ell
aranCel a otras industrias natl
vas y a todas las americanas,
todas sin exception.
Un congresO, va sea de pro-
feSOreS amer1CanoS O de COChe-
ros, va Sc reuniese en- Mohow Q
en- Chicago, pero que pidlese
para nosOtrOs esa reforma esen-
ocialisima de la tarifa Dingley
Q de la ley Foraker, es 10 que
necesita Puerto Rico Y 10 que
todos aplaudiriamos entusias-
mados.
El contacto obligado Y forzo-
50 con los superhombres de ex-
portacion, nos ha tornado prac-
ticos y nos ha vuelto, como
ellos, egoistas.
+, va no nos deslumbran los
pergaminos por gloriosos, por
prestigiosos que parezcan.
La ciudadania castrada, tai
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
MemOria

Hemos recibido un ejemplar de la
Memoria, que. relativa su progress
estado durpnte el afIo ecou6r1ico de
1900 1927 la publicado la Sociedad
de Berehcios Mutuos "BI Hogar'.
Dicha mem9ria da cacnta de la
boena marcia y mejoras de tan bend
tica institution.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30

a lido arrestado en- Quebradill;s
ei In llvlduo Manuel Lasalle. quien
~ le acusa dc haber ultra iado el sa-
b4do 4 la ioven Catalina Soler vectna
del oarrio San Antonio dc aquella it,
rlsdiccion.
BoletiÌn mercantil de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 18??-1918, 1907-10-30
Ell Quaker Herbs

Para 81 higado, est6mago, rinones. Il san.
M gre catarros. Sudciente para tres meses
oo oentavos en- la Farmacia de GurLLrRMrTy'
Acelte de QUAKER a q ctvs.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24
MINERS ANTLAW
HARRY SHAW HAS DELEGATE
NucENT INTRODUCE A silL
FOR THE MINERS or
FAlRMoNT

CHARLESTON, jar. 2f-Hopse bil
No. 100 was introduced IN the house
by Delegate Nugent Of Kanawha. by
request. 1t Is entitled d hH ! pro.
vide for the weighing Of coal and was
referred to the committee On mines
and mining, of which Mr. Nassnt Is a
member.
The bill provides for the weighing
of coal. where the system tsSaow IN
vogue by paying for the coal by the
car. This system Is used az different
points of the State, but the bin was
sent to Mr.. Nugent by former clerk.
Harry Shaw. Of Fairmont, at the In
stance OF several miners who work IN
the Fairmont fields where the system
of paying by the car Is used by the
company in paying the miners. Mr..
Nugent stated the bill was sent at
the request Of the miners ia that end
of the State. asking for assistance In
having the bill passed, realizing its
Importance to the many miners In
that section.
The bill Is unusual In character
owing to the fact that it provides that
the company shall give to each miner,
monthly OF semi.monthiy as they re-
ceive their pay, a certified statement
showing the weight of each car.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24
A ,te,her.s Arxnment.

"The most to be regretted net OF my
lifc.t sa.5sa commanders Of the navy.
was n letter I wrote TO my mother
when about seventeen years of age.
She always addressed her letters to me
as my dear boy | felt at that time
I was u man. or very near 1t. and,
wrote saying that her constant I'D.
dressing me as a boy nude me feel
Lisilcascd. | received III. reply o letter
full OF r%enrouehes and tears. Among
other things, she said: You might grow
to he as big as Goliath. as strong as
Samson aud us wise as Solomon: You
might become ruler Of a nation or EN-.
'peror Of many nations. and the world
might revere You and fear you. but to
your devoted mother you would al
ways appear In memory In your limo
cent. unpretentious. urseif conceited
nnpampered ~babyhood. III tiiose days
whcnif washed and dreSSeA und kissed
and worshipcd You. you were any Idol.
Nowadays You are becoming itart OF q
gross world by contact With 1t. and i
cannot bow down 10 you and worship
Sou. but II there are manhood and
maternal love transmitted TO you. son
will understand that the highest com
nliment that mother love can pay you
Is to call you my dear boy.tttr
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

A poet once jumped to the conclusion
that there was no rhyme to Tipperary
and said so. whereupon an indignant
freshman. who chanSed also to be a bit
of a versiier. pouneed upon him and
poked fun at him In a lengthy poem.
every other line of which rhymed or
was supposed TO rhyme with the place
In question. Thus:
A bard there was In sad auandary
To find a rhyme for Tipperary.
Long lnbored he through january,
Yet found no rhyme for Tippernry;
Toiied every day In February.
Blu tolled In vain for Tipperary;
Searched Hebrew text and commentary.
But searched in vain for Tipperary.
Aud so on through many scores Of
stanzas. ending up with:
He paced about his ayiary.
Burnt In despair his dictionary.
Blew up sky high his secretary.
And then In wrath md anger swnre he
There was no rhyme for ~Tipperary.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24
same oId3Tin1. cir,.

cdianus. Swedish giant who wa
nine feet high. was on exhibition In
it.ondon In i142. and severnl old hand.
bills still exist which set forth the
measurements Of this freak OF, nature.
Thirty years later we have Charles
Byrne. WIN was cislt feet four inches
in height in his s~treisinsed feet. He.
however. died young. ut the age OF
twenty-five. from hard drinking. Cot
'er O'Byrne. another Irish giant. fol
owed a few years later. he was
,orn ut Kinsale in 1901 and at the age
4, fifteen was eight feet high. This
" the time he was twenty.three bad
Increased to nine feet four inches. aud
iiien lie changed his name tolO'Brian
In order to make people think that he
was descended from King Brian Bo-
rolhme and went on exhibition. At
flat business he, OF course. 0 real
lied n very comfortable fortune and re
tired, dying at Clifton on Sept. s. 1901.
Ills will especially provided that his
body should be thrown Into the e in
order to prevent the surgeons from cut
ting it up.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
From the Chicago News.

From the Chicago News.
Don't be too sure Of the man who
boasts of being sure of himself.
And by not getting married some
men manage to live happily eve aft.
er.
No man eve asks a truthful wo.
man what she thinks Of him more
than once.
A man will remember the kiss he
failed to get long after the others are
forgotten.
And people who stand up for their
rights usually want to sit OF the rights
of others.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

White is said to have paid for the trip.
Thaw followed to Paris. He sought
out the girl m finally influenced her
TO leave her mother. Stranded in
Paris and without funds, Mrs. Nesbit
eabled White for aid. and It was with
his money that she came home.
Harry Thaw and Evelyn Nesbit roam.
led Europe, but his treatment Of her
Us said 70 have been 50 cruel that she
left him. and came home alone. Eve.
lyn went to White and told him the
story Of Thnw's cruelties.
Toward the close of 1904 reports
tame from London that Harry Thaw
md Evelyn Nesbit were married. They
registered at the Charlton House as
man and wife. Returning 10 America
they stopped at the Cumberland Hotel,
and were asked to leave unless Thaw
registered Miss Nesbit as his wife.
The couple. were forced to leave tho
hotel
E. aIt Fsrl-G "a
1
49,. /, natf,.a Eysiyh
rhaw made it a stipulation before Civ;
ing her consent to the wedding that
evelyn Nssh;t sbo,td h,ya na.hins,
tnrther 10 do viii hsr mo,hs. Ms
yesbit. who ba5 becoma NJ no,nan
ana. M HoInaan : an go
Rage Tba mothar ana da,ssta. 80.
once ~,scidentaria a,tan .hat ~, NJ.
fIo,man q said ~ haze 80 E,a,.s
nd Mrs wiIliam Th,a, -saysra,x
" nav Weas
49, onie.oSN anu repor'ea
- IA .Sss ,souns sn
-. -, 49, SUE
a,u Mas 10 case Mhite
- .gosea anp nirea uei
:. -. ueleeu.es'
rham - me niet Mrs.
&C. ~ wy weehs
49, - a'tofs ~ Tue
LA YOU. tnae ne
sanaa -. - o, any est
- 80 n''e naa sousnl
@,.,,. T..a "nh hesh
on the evening q June ., Ihaw
ana ms we. with Ifixton Beais and
Ihomas McSaiep, dined at the Cafe
Nafeh. stahtord White, his son
lawrence friend sat at a near:
ps eaple, nav SAT Il SUCH a posi-.
non tnats ne could not see the archi-
eeee as q dfnner progressed Thaw
no.ieea tnat nus s"Ile a agitated.
ne asked neg me reason and she pass
So nun q hose on when was written:
ihae rs mere. White
ana his party passed 0 the dining
room ont on the terrace TO smoke
rhere are stories mat White made a
remark aooat MIS- nav that night
wnich was carried TO Thaw by "a
trieha: Ihaw n ms WE, together
win Mt. beal anassMr. Went
to manson SQUARE Garden where the
musical comeay, Mamzeiie Gham'
payne was avn It's hrst perform
ance. shortiy before eleven O'CLOCK,
when the snow was drawing to Its
eiose' White entered the room and
loon a seat up near the stage. The
girls on the stage We're singing and
dancing a1ter White arrived. Thaw
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

catarrh OF the nose ano throat
should lead you to at least ask us
for a free trial bog OF Dr.. Shops Ca:
tarrh Cure. Nothing SO surely proves
merit as a real, actual test-and DR..
shoop, to prove this. earnestly desires
that we let you make that test. This
creamy, NOW white healing balm
soothes the throat and nostrils, and
quickly prrffes q foul or feyerfsh
breath call and investigate. b. a.
~BiliingHlea & Co.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24
II BEST or HuMoR.

Why do you think marriage has a
tendency to drive men insane?"
.wfdowers always remarry.n-Hous'
ton Post.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

But" complained the person who
expected to take the four floor apart
ment, there is no railing or other pro.
lection around that low window to
keep the child from falling out to its
DEATH
Remember, madam" said the land
lord, patiently. that the cliff dweilers
had no such arrangements and they
raised large families News.
Naybor- saw your wife leaving
home in something of a hurry this
morning.
NARRATIVES. she's going into the
shopping district to contract about AZ
ty dollars worth of debts.
Naybor-Myl did she tell you that.
Marryat-No, but I foolishly told
her last night that 1 had that much
left in bank.-Phiiadelphia Press.
Raad the na{Iy traa. tts..s.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

Columbus had just discovered Amer.
lea.
Fine" cried the natives; a soon
as s%ubpcenas are in vogue we will dis
Europess-New York Sun.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

Every N knows that in using n
field glass It IS necessary to adjust It
to a proper focus. Suppose that you
put n Of the tubes at your focus and.
the other tube ut focus that suited.
some n else. and then you looked
through both tubes. You would have
a more or less blurred vision. and IL
you kept on tooistng the chances are
that you would feel giddy and, get d
headache. Now. the two eyes are sup
posed to have nm equal natural focus.
and when BY any chance that focus Is
unequal q headache results. The fem
edy Is o pair Of glasses or a single
glass to make the eyes equal In power.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

wylkyns-smythe was telling me
awhile ago that he really didn't know
what to do with his income, but he
is all right now.
Watkyns-How so?
Wylkyns-He has got an automo.
bile.-somerville Journal.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

Suppose. doctor, this operation
doesn't succeedge
MY dear fellow, II 1t doesn't you'll
never know it.-smart Set.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

Why do you always insist on play.
ing difficult and unusual muster"
Because. answered Miss Cayenne.
st is very improbable that any OF my
audience Will know whether ] am per.
forming it correctly or not."-wash--
ington.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

Ingram paper. zoe.
( BuRDETTE.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24

Where are you going so fast?"
Home: My wife Just teiephoned
that the baby is asleep, and / am going
home to see whit It looks like
Cleveland Leader.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-24
On KICK.

Is always coming from the man who
spends his money as CAS-, as he gets
1t. He considers this a cold, hard
world. But not Sc with the man who
Is economical and saves his dollars.
1t is a great satisfaction to know that
every month finds you a little strong.
er hnancially-a little better prepar:
cd to make the most OF your oppor-
tunities.
Start an account to-day. You will