The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-31
DRIFT WOOD BY PHIL N. ARMSTRONG.


 A Kansas man put s2oe into asphono- investiSassd for iunacy, either ' Emporla complains that people are houses to i've in.---Topsks iKsnJ state
 Maybe shars not the only reason
 Evelyn rhaw has very kindly con sented not to tell her story at the next Thaw trial. SO the New York esdRr' eidsr of f's sxss 'ss' ss SaD
 The story is going the rounds Of
 sRs RslaTs sfts ths a asah he Of Rs st @f and then told the "shivaree" crowd 1t showed very bad taste for them to come banging around his house like that so soon after funeral.
 IAybe Miss Gladys Vanderbilt can when our printers want to set # up they very wisely hit pi line
 For all this knocking of the big mii- lionaires. aren't they handy to have in New York during q financial crisiss
 The Detroit News poeticaIly murmurs that John Temple nrsyes wiii ,b give ys,a z low of The Amsriean's Journalism.
 Irs quite the fad now for prominent soiiow Naw Glnsas thsm aTouna % nsy if its good the most practical fad they've had up there yet.
 A nswspaper heading says Tracing most any old time.
 viii please step Into the Iimsiisht and get what's coming to him.
 The fact that local banks have limit ed us to drawing out sa5 day will so hard with some of us newspaper writ
 An autoniohiie is 8 magnificent and shss0s ss s nns snf snd ou ptlssis Ra oS ject coming back, pulled by rope.
 A running account never gets tired.
 Don't keep all your eggs in one basket---let the bad actor come in for his share.
 Clark Howell nominated ". ], Bry- an for President. and Hoke Smith sss ss aass s a's sssss sb q saaas
 Love may be. ellna. but marriage cap often see to read divorce certin- cate.
 What a girl Iilses about asking an tssln sa eGndRe'Gl is sRs thosEEt fSss ss drummer across the Aisle will eat his heart out with envy
 when it comes to playing the pohies horse n a well backed comic opera are the only enes who are sure of their money.
 A girl can't imagine q man having brains unless he has broad shoulders and 2 football hugxins capacity
 One of New York's beautiful women has taken up q fad of dancing in the nstA oS ss Evidently SeEIn5 Eas5.tHs sPyiSDnIi FIi Dress or, rather, Undress Balls.
 Well. it's high time for the usual crop of parodies on James whitcomb Ri- isy's Frost is on the Pumpkin
 A woman in Cincinnati has just made her husband present Of balloon. he fs fuIf of hot afr or that she will blew him up at q moments noticea
 The barking dogs of war seldom bite.
 From the news that Gladys vander- bilt has purchased z& sets of furs and 10S suits of underwear, 1t Is evident that she is wisely laTinK something by for a frosty day.-SW arlington Herald.
 Mars is beginninE. to get jealous of Evelyn Thaw, as it has 9aly had 1900 tist-photOgrapher;
 Owing to high prices. Americans are said to be eating less meat than for lnegly up East. which kickles the pros- porous Alabama farmer as he contem- pIates his fat shoats In the pen, his chickens and his turkeys
 People continue to see balloons at dif- ferent places all over the country. However. in some eases, they may be nothing more than hot-air Presidential booms.
 After running for ss6 years. a Chf- hese newspaper has suspended. and W, R. Hearst didn't know of it's in- tentions in that, direction. either.
 What did "Fish" care. if the Illinois Central was in "deep waterT"--It could not drown him.