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The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
LETTER TO W. LANCASTER
Farnville, Va.

Dear Sir We should like TO print
your opinion Of this guarantee I'm this
paper, where all yourneighbors willsee
H.
Wen furnish the paint to paint half
the house Of any fair man on these
terms: He shall paint the other half
with whatever other paint lac likes
same painter amy fair mani same way
the way Of all fair painters, TO make a
good Job. flour half doesn' I take less
gallons Of paint by one-tenth to seven
tenths. we'll give him the paint II
our half doesn't take less labor by one
tenth to seven-tenths, we'll give him
the paint. If our half isn't sounder
three years hence, we'll give him the
paint. II our half isn't sOunder SIX
years hence, we'll give hin the paint.
Any color.
We say one-tenth, because there are
two or three paints with about that DIFF
ference; we say seven-there-are dozens
Of paints with about that diilerence-v e
say one to seven, because there's a
hundred that waste one-third Of the
money paid for both point and labor.
Is there a paint we haven't covered!
Yours truly,
33 +. ". DEVOE * co.
.P. :. j. +. Walton * Go, sell our
mint
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Bly

sept. lh l.WI.
There viii bee lecture and lawn
marty az Mt Pleasant Church on
Wednesday night. the 18th. The SUBJ
ject OF the lecture Will Doe "On the
Jolly Side OF Life Tine public is cor
daily invited.
Miss Emily w. Redd is visiting her
brother. Mr. w. d. Redd Of your
town.
Mr. and Mrs. g. ST. Redd spent
sunday with Mrs Ransom, Of felden.
Among those who have recently re-
turned from the jamestown EXposi.
ton are Mr. aud Mrs. Jno H. Morton
SIR. and Mrs. Bowen Watts and Mrs
W T.. Chappel The latter attended
a re union Of her graduating class 'Ni
OF Farmville Normal School, held boz
Norfolk ON the ith. Of which the Led
ger-Dispatch gives lhe following 90
count.
A reunion OF lhe graduating class OF
/ the Faumvilie Normal School of June
/ 1894. was held yesterday az The resi-
dence Of Mrs John &. simpson, oi
| Poplar avenue.
The class originally numbered iwen
ty-0ne, since which, one ha died an'
thirteen have married.
Among those pTesentyesierday were
/ Mrs. Norman PedrIch, " New Orleans
Mrs. r.. b. Johnson, Gilmerion. Mrs
la. r.. Richardson and Miss Alm
/ Harris. OF DInwiddie Mrs. j. W
stockley. OF Mappsburg' Mrs. =. ID
/ Tankand, Of FmuktOwn. Sire. a. =
Owens. Only. Mrs. W. T.. ChapueiI
| Bnery. Miss Lola Bland, PrFetia an'
the hostess.
These ladies have What is termed b.
them a class letter going from one
another in regular Order-making 90
rounds about three times year
strange coincidence was their lelte
reached Mrs. Simpson the day neiof
the reunion.
Light refreshments were served an
pleasant day was spent talking Ofe
mast events. Regrets wers expresse
on account Of the absence of member
b who were denied the pleasure of uein
ll,resent for various re1sOns.a
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MrJ. NJ. Burton left yesterday for
Charlottesville where he goes TO accept
a position rs pharmacist.
Mr.. Henry Moore, of Norfolk, who
has had a severe spell Of typhoid fever
is at his fathers home here recuperat-
ing.
Mr., J. b. Flippep, one Of the most
widely known and popular men Of
Cumberland county, was In town yes
terday on business.
DR.. and Mrs. George, Of Nebraska,
are visiting Mrs. Georges brother,
Dr. Elmer f.. Jones, Of the state Nor
NAL School faculty. Dr. George dur
ing his short stay in Farmyille occu-
pied suite of rooms at the Hotel
Prince Edward.
No better beef cattle were ever raised
in the blue grass region Of the great
Southwest than those brought from
the James River valley last Friday to
the pens of Nh H. Arthur Barrow.
They were good to look al, and patrons
Of the Farmville meat market may
expect for some weeks to come more
toothsome steaks than they have been
accustomed TO.
Among the recent purchasers, who
have come among Us, is Mr.. Shannon,
who bought the sam Elan place over
in Cumberland. When he came be
brought his fowls with him, and with
the lot he has an old gobler. This
gobler seems determined to raise a
crop Of Irish potatoe- and onions. Not
far from the house Mr.. Shannon had a
patch Of potatoes and patch Of onions
near each other, and this old gobler
made a nest in the potato patch, got
together four or five potatoes and one
or two onions, and commenced sitting.
lie was caught twice and stopped up
five days each time, but he still per
sisted in his effort TO raise potatoes
and onions AT last accounts neither
potatoes or onions had sprOuted, but
the old fellow did not seem to be dis
heartened, but went back the third
time to pay attention to his crop.
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PRINCE EDWARD COUNTY
Hampden Sidney

Sept 10Th, 1907
The past week has been very bus.
one for all connected with the College
which opened 80 auspiciously a weel
ago. The splendid opening address
was delivered by Prof Geo. W. Wake
o6Sj Professor Of Latin iu the v. p. ].
in the presence OF the largest audience
assembled for a similar occasion. in
number of years. Prof Walker spoke
on "Ihe Teacher and the Taught
dwelling particularly on the work that
each wa. called 70 do. ON the platform
were the members Of the faculty, 20.
gethor with Dr. r.. " Lancaster OF
Abingdon, two Of whose sons are now
students Of the college, and Rev. ii
II. Graham, Of Famsille. Both mIn-
listers took part iu the exercises, which
were impressive throughout
The reception given boy the College
Y. VI. G. a. on Friday evening, the
18th, was decided success in every
respect. THE College Library, in which
the reception was held. was beauti-
fully decorated with ferns and golden
rod and lighted up with japanese lan-
terms The audience Of students and
their friend, packed The building, cheer
ed the college songs and roundly ape
plauded the speaker, Of the evening.
After prayer offered by Dr. Lancaster,
Mr. :. b. Hannah, the President of
the Association, presided and intro
duced the speakers. SIR Richard W.
Darlington, Of Richmond, ON "Ihe
Literary Societies and the College Pub
LEGATIONS " Mr. T.. GrIeg Elcan. of Shep-
pard F., ou Athletics Mr. Robt ID.
Bedinger, now Principal of the High
School az News Ferry, Va, ON "Ihe
Association . and President McAiIis.
ter on "lhe Welcome from the Coli
Iege and the Community a unique
feature Of the evening was the present
alton Of B. A. diploma 20 Mr. Il. w.
Darlington who was prevented by
severe operation from graduating with
his class last June The diploma was
presented by the President of the Col
lege and was received by Mr. earring
ton in a touching ,peech. The remain
der Of the evening was given zap 20 the
pleasing task Of introducing the new
students and of reducing the store of
tempting refreshments.
The enrolment of students new and
old has been most gratifying. To all
ready exceeds the enrolment Of year
ago. when gain of nearly per cent |
was recorded as compared with the
year before, and it continues from day /
70 day, due IN some measure 90 trips I
taken TO The Exposition. The largest |
attendance in ten years. if not In hf /
teen, is already guaranteed 1857 rea- /
son of recent arrangements, aud the /
entrance of more than the usual NUM- /
Der into higher classes. about ten stu- /
dents above the number now matri- /
'ulated can be provided for The new /
students have made splendid im- |
preston. Among the number of SONS I
IF Judges W. II. Mann, Frank b. Hut /
ton and Edmund Waddiil, Jr, and Of
Rev. j. G.. Painter a. NJ. Fraser Rus
sell, Cecil, Frank Brooke, p. G.. Clark /
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BuHaIo

HpUfDmInT .I 1907
Now since The farmer. in general
have their crops well under control.
the Exposition will have more visit
or- from this vicinity. Already quite
a large number have attended and are
highly pleased with the exhibits.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie Biniord and
daughter. Ethel. and Mr. and Ms.
James ID. Carter. len yesterday for
Norfolk, where they viii attend the
EXPOSITION this week
Mrs Willis Lipon and Mis-. Henry
Glenn are spending p part Of the week
among relatives in this neighborhood
Mrs. Fred Hunt and two daughters
left last Thursday for their home
Jacksonville Fla.
Mrs. Isaac Hunt and SON, and Miss
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sept 23 1907.
The patrons and friends Of the
schools of Buffalo district are asked TO
meet with the trustees and teachers at
the Prospect school ON Tuesday Octo-
ber lstatlia. m chat We may confer
together and adopt plans Tor the inn
pmyement Of oar schools
Several questions Of vital interest 10
the welfare and Advancement Of the
schools viii be discussed.
Addresses will be made by Supt. J.
d. Davis and Others and opportunity
win he given TO all 20 express their
opinions ON the subjects under consid-
Grafton.
The schools Of the district will open
on Tuesday October 2nd.
10 is hoped that there Will bee large
attendance of patrons and citizens at
this meeting
Bring your lunch baskets with you,
friends, aud make the day asocial and
educational success.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
LUNEEBURG
Victoria

Sept 18th, 1907.
This ls lhe youngest, loFeliest and
most hopeful city 700 al Virginia. IL
is the first time in lhe history Of this
"Fcc state that 10 ever feit the thrill
of city life, and my hope is that
the change viii do nothing to change
Che unique characteristics of the noble
people of This noble old county. They
couldn't afford 90 lose those character
i,tIcs Go become millionaire.
The first house WAS built ia Victoria
last February as have been told, and
now there are 80 here and many Of
them VI no small proportions.
There are eight stores here, two
/ hotels. two banks, TWO depots, two
saw-mllls, post-onice, barber shop, etc.
Two branch railroads for lumber pur-
poses, oil building. and am told that
there ls lumber enough in this section
90 keep the mammoth mills busy for
twenty years 10 come.
Four churcho may bee built iu the
near future SD that the spiritual will
keep pace with The material. in due
time woter works aud electric lights
+ will be Inaugumiod and city convent
snce. offered 90 the people.
Ihatthis will Dethc iirstdiyision head
quarter. of the Iidewater without say
ling and that a second Crewe will soon
| be crowning this site IS as sure as that
| time continues
The town s now waicfed from wells,
and the water il abundant and pure.
/ There are two trains each day, one "a
passenger train the other freight and
/ passenger. Norfolk Is distant 10 miles,
| and excursion trains are already popu-
lar
The dr-t issue OF ine local paper
made its appearance on the 2ih and
il "a credit 90 Che publisher aud the
people among whom it is published.
IltwIli be known a- ihe Victoria Times.
occasional.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
A PRAYER FOR RAIN.

The Episcopal minister was having
Sunday dinner with one Of his parish
toners. Suddenly the eight-year-old
daughter Of the house spoke up.
"0h. Dr. Still win you please say
the prayer for rain tonight, so 1t
viii pour tomorrow she urged.
Why. dear7 asked the clergyman.
Cause I have a dandy new UNI
brella aud macintosh" replied the
eternal womanly.-Judge.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
lFarmyIlle Msrcnry. Nay 6. LTD

NtafMNllt MeIeufNs Way % 1901
The court house bell tolled drearily
on Friday night summoning the citi-
zens to the meeting announced by
Judge Berry. The town hall was bril-
liantly illuminated by four tallow can
dies eight to the pound which shed
their cheerful light upon the intelli-
gent faces Of Tom Cabell and some ten
Of his faithful followers who, gathered
around the freless stove
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

(Farmvillo Mercury. May 18th. 1871
on Thursday evening Republican
mass meeting met and nominated a
fusion ticket for municipal officers.
Dr. Thackston was unanimously nomi-
mated for Mayor, b NJ. Cox for Ser
geant, n. +. Venable for Treasurer and
Judge Berry for Commissioner Of the
Revenue. In response to calls Mr..
Stanly James made short speech.
He said he belonged to no party but
should always in local affairs look to
men. He was especially pleased with
the ticket. When gentlemen from Eng
land come here intending either to set
tie or invest capital, he should wish TO
take them to Virginia gentleman like
DR.. Thackston, and say "this is our
Mayor. sir
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

When a man has established a
home. has a wife and children, the
most important duties Of his life have
fairly begun. The errors Of his youth
may be obliterated, the faults Of his
early days may be overlooked, but
from the moment Of his marriage he
commences to write an inefiable his
tory; not by pen and ink, but by
deeds. by which he must ever after
wards be reported and judged. His
col duct at home, his care for his fam
lily. the training Of his children, his
attention to his wife, his devotion 10
the great interests Of eternity; these
are the tests by which his character
will ever afterwards be estimated 10y
All who think or care about him
These will determine his position
while living, and influence his memory
when the grave has closed over him
And as he uses well OF III the brie
space allotted to him out Of all etern
ity. to establish fame founded upor
the most solid Of foundations-privat'
worth-so will God and man judge o.
him. He holds In his hand the pr
vate veal and woe Of his wife an'
children. and n he abuses this mos
holy, God-given trust, he cannot hop
for mercy hereafter. Many child goe
aslray. simply because home lack
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

sept - 1917.
Mr and MIS- n. 81. Layne left sun
day for their home IN Richmond after
spending Friday and Saturday with
their parents, M and Mrs. j. G. Nor
ing.
DR. and Airs. Walter Weaver spent
Sunday with Mrs. w. V. Clements.
Mrs. w. j. Conner visited her moth
en- Mrs. Harris, az BurkeyiIle Sunday
and Monday.
Mr. Herbert Farmer visited his
home at Burkeyille Saturday and
sunday.
Mr. Handy, OF Burkeyille, was the
guest OF bis niece. Mrs. Weaver last
week.
Mr. l.. T.. Rediord was here Tuesday
on business.
Mrs. Noble of Richmond, was here
Thursday and Friday
Misses Estelle Jenkins and Edna
Redford were the charming guests Of
the Misses Rediords Saturday, sun
day and Monday.
a graphophone recital was given
by Sir. W. u Vaughan at Capt +.
Vs. Mornings Tuesday night. The .
guests present were Mrs. q. S. Johns,
Of Roanoke. Mrs. l.. a Mason, Of
Roanoke. Mrs. ~. n Vaughan and
Miss Annie Maye Moring of this
place.
The two children ~ Mrs. Ed Hanes,
here are very sick with measles.
Mr.. W. d. Farrar spent Friday and
Saturday at jamestown, and had a
most delightful time.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

Blind love often transforms two
lovers into a pair Of spectacles.
The loan shark has the coin Of van
tage over people who borrow trouble
A mans head Is his top-thereforC
he has no cause for alarm when ID
spins.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

Small Boy On awed tones)-Pa. do
you know looked into tho parlor Just
now. and what do you think I sawf
Father-Cant guess. nay boy.
Small Boy--Why. sister Polly was
sitting on the piano stool, and her
young man was kneeling IN front Of
her holding her hands Ike glue.
Father-Ahl Sensible young fellow
that He was holding her hands 10
prevent her playing the plano.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

Should an acquaintance tread on
your dress your best, your very best
and by accident tear il, how profuse
YOU are with your: Never mind--don'i
think Of it-l don't care at ALL II a
husband does 1t he gets fr0wn II
nothing worse; ifa child, it Is chas-
tised. "Ah, these are little things,
say you. They tell on the heart, be
assured, little as they are. a gentle
man stops at a friends house and
finds il I'm confusion. He doesn't see
anything to apologize for-never
thinks Of such matters-everything Is
all rlght-cold supper-cold room
crying children-"perfectly comfort
able He goes home. His wife has
been taking care Of the sick ones and
worked her life almost out. "Don I
see why things can't be kept in bet
ter Order-theTe never were such cross
children before" Why not be polite
at home? Why not use freely the
golden coin Of courtesy? How sweet
they sound, those little words, "thank
YOU" or "you are very kind. '
Doubly, yes, trebly sweet, from the
lips we love, when heartsmiles make
the eyes sparkle with the clear
lightof affection. BE polite to your
children. Do you expect them to be
mindful Of your welfare, TO grow
glad at your approach, to bound away
to do your pleasure before your request
is half spoken? Then, with all your
dignity and authority mingle polite
ness. Give it a niche In your house
hold temple Only then will you have
the true secret Of sending out into the
world really finished gentlemen and
ladies.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
CUMBERLAND COUNTY
Sl0idert.

sept. "a, 1907.
Cards are out for the golden we'd
ding anniversary OF Dr. and Mrs. H..
T.. Blanton Tuesday morning October
sth from nine 90 twelve o'clock. DIR.
and Mrs H. J.. Blanion have been
residents here for 80 years, and are
very popular and considered the most
Cody people in the community.
Their 5O,h anniversary will be mag
niicenuy observed. People from sew
eral states wlll attend. Their presents
viii bee numerous and elegant
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

and cured with two applications Of Dixie Nerve
and Bone Eminent. Il will cure you.
Owens and Minor Drug Co,
Richmond. Virginia.
Gentlemen:-I have been using your Nerve and
Rome Liniment on my back and find IL acts like
charm. For eight days / had been on my bach
nd could not move and after two applications
aannow out and 20 business.
Very truly yours.
r. c. OGBURN. North View. Va.
Sold BY White 4 Co. All winston Drl< G
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

Mr.. Deeply" said the hostess.
won't you oblige noe with one more
song?'
'Oh. really" replied the eminent
bssso the hour Is SO late. I'm afraid
ny singing will disturb the neigh
b0rs"
Never mind that They've got
dog whose bowling al night disturbs
usl"
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

4 burglar ought to be ashamed of
himself to go into rooms with all those
fluffy clothes displayed on the chairs.
The mistake about honeymoon isa
woman can keep reminding her hus-
band all the rest of his life how diff
ferent he il from then.
A lot Of infant industries neglect TO
grow up.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
A Small Fire.

Shortly after 9 o'clock last Saturday
night fire was discovered in a stable
belonging TO Mr.. : II. Bliss, and In
which he kept his horse. The build
ing was situated on South Main street,
adjoining the shops Of Morgan Redd
and William Carter. The horse was
gotten out but the stable was nearly
consumed before the fire was extin'
guished.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

Ever notice it?" ouoried the pro-
FOUNDER Of questions on the install
ment plan.
Did ever notice what7" asked the
party Of the audience part
That the man with the narrOwest
mind is prone 20 make the broadcast
assertionsl" concluded the other
Chicago Daily News.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
Local News IhIFtY.TKO Years AqO.

Famville Mercury April 9th. 1875.
Never was fuer prospect for a
bountiful fruit crop than previous to
last Saturday, but the severe frost
which then set in has destroyed all
the hopes Of fruit growers IN this Sec
ton. Snow fell last Sunday what
next?
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
HOw's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. Cheney x Co., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known
f. ]. Cheney for the last 10 years and
believe him perfectly honorable IN all
business transactions and financial
able to carry out any obligations made
by his firm.
Walding, Kinnan * Marvin,
Wholesale Druggist, Toledo, ..
Halls CatArrh Cure r. taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c per
bottle. Sold by all Druggist.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
nation.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

To check a cold quickly, get from
your druggist some little Candy Cold
Tablets called Preventics. Druggists
everywhere are now dispensing Pre-
ventics, for they are not only safe, but
decidedly certain and prompt. Pre-
ventics contain no Quinine, no laXa-
tive, nothing harsh nor sickening-
Taken al the "sneeze stage Proven
ties will prevent Pneumonia, Bron-
chitis. La Grippe, etc. Hence the
name. Preventics. Good for feyerish
children. IS Preventics 25 cents
Trial Boxes SC. Sold by all dealers.
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

One Of the worst features Of kidney
trouble is that it is an insidi0us disease
and before the victim realizes his dan
ger he may have a fatal malady. Take
Foley's Kidney Cure at the first sign
of trouble as il cOrrects irregularities
and prevents Bright's disease and
diabetes. winston Drug To-
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
Special Excursion Via Southern Rail-
way For Occasions Indicated as Be-
low.

Richmond, Va. Virginia state Fail
and Horse Show, Tickets on sal,
October Alp, inclusive.
Richmond, Va. Triennial General
Convention Protestant Episcopal
Church. Tickets on sale September
10Th, October 5th.
Atlanta, Ga. National Association
Of cotton Manufacturers. Tickets on
sale October SO, inclusive.
Washington, ID. G.. Meeting Cot
ton Manufactures. Tickets on sale
September 30th, October Bird, inclu
slVe.
Memphis, Tenn. Deep-Water Way
Convention. Tickets on sale October
lst, 3rd inclusive
Richmond, Va. Local Fire lnsur-
ance Agents. Meeting september
Ord nth, inclusive.
Nashville, Tenn. Tennessee Home
Coming. Tickets on sale September
Dist 23rd, inclusive.
Birmingham, Ala. international
League Of Press Clubs. Tickets on
sale DC ober 18th Goth.
Tickets for the above occasions Will
be sold at very low rates, open to the
pu0lic. For details inquire of nearest
Southern Railway Agent, or
G.. w. Westbury,
District Passenger Agent
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
Rouge-Face suicide


Benedick-A penitent bachelor.
Courage-Marrying second time.
Loye-The banked fires Of passion.
Diyoroe-The correction of an error
Misunderstanding your neiehbor's
lawn.
susDicion-Testing the engagement
ring on window glass
Iealousy-A trihuto 90 mans vanity
mat every wise woman pays.
Furious-A word expressing the
pleasure q girl experiences when she
Is kissed
Conscionce-Tho internal whisper
that says Don't do IL. you might
get caught"
Widowho0d-The only compensation
some women get out of marriage
Henry Thompson.
Water Wacon-A vehicle from which
man frequently dismomts TO boasl
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

""T7T' =
Wonderful eye that boy Of mines
sot, said the proud father.
That SOP mechanically replied the
man who was trying 20 get away.
You never saw such "a sense of pro
portion, cried the proud father Pass
mat boy the cakodish and he'll spot
me biggest piece on 70 every time"
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27
pixie Nerve and Rome Liniment

best on earth for rheumatism. strains. sprains
and an pains. Unequallcd for both man and
beast. Large bottle p cents. at White 4 Co, and
Winston Drug Co
The Farmville herald. [volume] (Farmville, Va.) 1890-1934, 1907-09-27

A man can generally think he enjoys
life somehow unless he gets too res
pectable.
The best way for parents to train
their children is 10 hire somebody else
to do IT,
The worst thing about prosperity is
every body thinks he has to live zap to
II and a little beyond