The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-03-17

Between mouthfuls of liquid soup and oily salad she grabbed that thing up and kissed 1t all over its face, saying to 1t:
 "oh. you dear. sweet. cute little love Gro the young man and the immensely delighted spectators.) Amt he a darling? Just the sweetest ever?"
 As to the young man. he looked as though he would he had the wings of the morning that he might flee to the uttermost parts of the earth
 By the way, the Teddy bear craze It. 2 self is exactly in line of illustration of the present fad among womankind for manifestting the perverted mother instinct It must be some planetary disturbance. again, that is working on women's minds, impelling them to mor- bid manifestations.
 The perverted mother instinct moves one girl to put boots upon her dog to protect him from the cold and to send him out alone in a big carriage to take the air for his health. When his mistress herself takes doggie out his blanket must match her gown in color A girl last December made a Christ mas tree for her dogs. comprising two bull terriers. a German mastiff, an Irish setter and fox terrier. Now. don't % like oos' Christmas tree" she said to the five brutes. The tree con tained food luxuries enough to have given full dinner to half a dozen hungry children. Another girl with the perverted mother instinct working crazily in her brain gave a banquet to her dogs, having dog menu cards print. cd Tor the occasion. She invited her aequaintances to the entertainment. Menu cards for dogs! o. ye godsl There, too. Is that person belonging ID the trouseFed sex who one summer gave banquet at Newport for his pet monkey. He was man. but he ought to have worn skirts. for this was ex- hiDting the perverted mother instinct And how women screech at dogs in anected falsetto voices when they take the beasts in the streets "on a string" so folk will hear and look at them and their brutes. as:
 Now, you Buster, come right here this minute, nowr'
 All this, mind you, isn't saving any, thing against dogs, per SC. Both dogs ana cats are useful and admirable in their place
 strong. intelligent. kindly tenn pered dog Is good friend and con- panion, often 8 woman's protector But city, for instance, is no place for dog and cat live stock any more than Tor COW and pig live stock. Dogs make city streets offensive all day; cats make city hideous all night with 1 their unearthly yowlinEs and there you arel
 Caligula. Roman Emperor, A. D. s7. who fed his horse on gilded oats from
 a golden manager and caused it to be ofdalned priest and finally raised to the rank of consul, ought to have tunctioned In skirts In the twen tieth century, for he, too, Illustrated wildly the perverted mother instinct. He Worshiped and pampered his horse. but amiably murdered his relatives. There are women in the twentieth century Wno cry over stray starving cat in the street and call children trouble some little wretches."
 There are grave sanitary reasons why lndolent. overfed dogs and cats should be kept out of peoples living i rooms. The breath of animals living the unhealthfuL unnatural life of the city dog and cat is laden with disease microbes. Science has proved ii There is poison in the breath of such creatures. Then, too say what vol, VIII, there is always an offencive odor about carniverous animal, which is extremely trying to sensitive nostrils You can detect that odor upon your hand If you caress an indoor cat or dog. It clings to the garments of the woman who holds these brutes upon her lap and will no more out than
 would the blood spot upon the hand of Lady Macbeth.
 In other ways live stock in a dwell-
 ing house for human beings is dan gerous. Did you read how, lately, a