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TIE DefecfiOe Ouf of q JOB.
Down Criminals Observation-Disclosures
Trade RevoIuionized by

and uncertainty, but with perfect outward com
posure. Several hundred words are tried, WIN
long rests interspersed throughout the tests
Then the patient is released, and the doctor
pulls out several long rolls Of curiously marked
paper from two machines one OF which Is ND
den in an adjoining closet. The next day the
scientist telephones the police TO bring the sus-
pect over again.
You were a party TO the crime, my dear SIR
the scientist says, confronting his patient You
did not know yesterday that you were connected
up with two machines instead Of one. The sec
ond machine registered the changes in tension
of your neck muscles and also the variation IN
the blood supply in that part Of your BODY
These two kinds of physiological variation re-
fleet exactly the intensity Of the emotions
aroused by the words I called out 10 you and
by your efforts to make a satisfactory reply.
Your face you have learned to control perfectly,
and for that congratulate you. But your heart
action and the play Of your body muscles you
can never master; they are affected by every
wave of feeling that rushes over you, and they
have told me very exactly the story of your
life When asked you TO reply as quickly as
New-York tribune., 1907-06-16
NoAH's REMARKABLE WIFE.

A clergyman happened to tell his son one Satur-
day afternoon what lesson he would read in church
the next morning. The boy hold Of his fathers
Bible. found the lesson place and glued together
the connecting pages.
In consequence the clergyman read to his flock
the following day that when Noah was 10 years
old he took unto himself wife. who was"-here
ne turned the page llO cubts long 40 cuoits wide
built of gopher wood. and covered with pitch in
and out
After reading the passage the clergyman read It
again to verify it. Then pushing hack his spec
tacles. he looked gravelv at his congregation and
said
My friends. this is the first time ever read
that In the Bible. but accept II evidence of the
assertion that fearfuy and wonderfully
made."-Human Life
New-York tribune., 1907-06-16
NATURE FAKERS.
The Trouble They Caused Among
the SimianS.
BY the Rev. DIR. Short.

The eminent Professor C. and myself had al
most finished compiling our dictionary Of the
dialects OF the Congo Forest monkeys and were
nearly ready 20 return TO America with our Sim
ian lore when the following adventure befell
me. With the hope OF meeting cultured
baboon two TO whom ! might talk by way OF
practice. I sailed forth into the great African
jungle. upon whose southern fringe we were en-
camped, accompanied only by my faithful valet.
Turu, a gentlemanly gray baboon with the best
Of references and adept at finding lost collar
buttons We had not been walking moro than
ten minutes through the thick growth when I
overheard an invisible simian asking an invisible
companion high UP in the trees If lie was going
TO the powwow Of the tribe. to be held at moon
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TOO TRUE.

rise on the south edge of the elephant pool The
party addressed said he had not planned 10 do 50
because he knew OF nothing interesting that
would come up for discussion.
But there Will be public hearing Of the
nature fakers! cried the first speaker eXcitedly.
and I could hear the branches above me sway
as the baboon danced UP and down them in
his enthusiasm "Koo-Moo and I going to
expose some of the rascals. and you must come
to help u.s.
The object of the entreaty acquiesced grum-
blingly and then 1 heard the foe of the nature
takers say it was time TO be off; from the flash
ing of the higher leaves and the dropping of
dead twigs I easily noted the direction taken by
the takers, and within half an hour was at the
appointed spot, hiding behind giant trailers and
waiting eagerly for the confabulation.
Hundreds of balloons soon convened in the
moonlight, and engaged in lively controversy
After the chief OF the tribe called the meeting
to order the secretary announced that the debate
of the evening would he on natural history
members Ja-Ja and Stamina having offered to
defend themselves against those critics who had
questioned the accuracy of some of their nature
stories. Thereupon elderly and venerable
member stalked gravely into the middle of the
circle formed by the tribe and decaimed at
length upon the ridiculous errors made by that
charming but untruthful narrator, brother ia
Ja' 1t appeared that Ja-Ja had supposedly
been confined for three years in iron house
by some men, and had written several volumes
of stories based. according TO the publishers.
upon facts actually observed by Ja-Ja in the
course of his confinement Ja-Ja had grown eX-
ceedingly Sealthy in cocoanuts result, and
with wealth had come arrogance The speaker
declared with emotion that the novelist now
claimed that every anecdote and assertion in his
writings absolutely true.
II wish to challenge few Of these he critic
said, merely to bring the matter properly be-
fore the clan. In the first place. you viii all
remember Ja-Ja's story, entitled Where the
6hs-Nsu Drink the wild fantasy about twenty
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little practice. The tests performed seem at
first sight nothing more than some new tangled
medical stunt. That is the great beauty or the
method. Ny old method Of elaborate cross -eX-
valuable tips about my purposes; the cleverest
ones cleared out before discovery came whiIe
others hardly less shrewd sometimes managed
TO bluff through the most trying oraeaIs uh-
scathed."
Il suppose you viii install q set Of these new
instruments IN your study" l said, as the pro-
fessOr about TO move on.
The old gentleman snorted coutemptuousiy.
Nonsense! All the human skill required by the
old school has vanished In the new. any ten
Near-oId can do the work I certainly shall not
degrade myself by becoming mere machlnlst-
Let him hire some -dollar-a-week clerks
to run the instruments. Good morning.:
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GET WISE!

New York business man telling some
friends not long ago of the disadvantages of hav-
ing two telephones in his business Office.
"A new Office boy entered upon the discharge Of
his duties last week" said the merchant among
which duties Is that Of answering the telephone
calls. The very FIRST call resulted I'm his coming
TO with the statements
" You're wanted at the phone by a lady sir
" Which one? ] asked thinking Of the two
phones.
Well, sir said the hey after an embarrassed
pause II think It's your wife, sir! "-Harper's s
Weekly.
New-York tribune., 1907-06-16
HER WILLINGNESS.

You must have been dreaming OF some one pro-
posing to you last night, Laura"
"How is that?'
why. I heard you for a whole quarter OF nm
hour crying out. sYesP 's-Euegeude Blattsr
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A BROAD HINT.

Fred-Last night you stood in the moonlight /
couldn't help but think how much would Ike 70
kiss you.
Freda-Wel, the poet says, 1.-THE thought of yes
tArcay l. the action OF to-day."-Pick-As-Up.
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A DOMESTIC REVOLUTION.
HAIR CUT OR sHAVED7

Mother (returning suddenly)-GFacioUs children.
what have You been dOnS2 Why. the room looks
Ae hurricane had struck il and Willie looks lIo
he lad been through thrashins machinei
IOrnnlN-PieaSe. mamma. have been playfnx
Russian Douma. and While WAS the czar.-Chica&
NswA
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CLEARED AWAY Proper Food Put the Troubles Away

. Our own troubles always seem more severe than any others. But when a man is unable to eat even light breakfast, for years, without severe distress, he has trouble enough
 It is small wonder he likes to tell of food which cleared away the troubles.
 q am glad of the opportunity to tell of the good Grape-Nuts has done for me-" writes N H. man, For many wears l was unable to eat even light breakfast without great suffer ing.
 After eating I would suddenly be seized with terrible attak of collie , and vomiting. This would be followed by headache and misery that would sometimes last a week or two, leaving me so weak I could hardly sit up or wall:.
 Since I began to eat Grape-Nuts I have been free from the old troubles. l usually eat Grape-Nuts one or more times a day, taking it at the beginning of the meal. Now I can eat almost anything I want without trouble.
 When began to use Grape-Nuts I was away under my usual weight, now I weigh 30 pounds more than ever weighed in my life, and I am glad to speak of the food that has worked the change" Name given by Postum Co, Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little booklet The Road to Wellville," in pkgs There's @ Reason"
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The flames cracked ominously, the water bubbled in the great pot, and seated in the shade of palm the naked savages began to sharpen their Quel knives.
 "Is there no hope?" murmured the doomed commercial traveller.
 None" hssed the ebon chief.
 Then" said the young man, point ing to his sample case, If you are de- termined to eat me, at least let me ask you, as last favor, to try our brand of mustard with the feast. am convinced that one trial will se- cure us your permanent patronage and r."
 But strong arms seized him here there was a splash, and all was over.- Los Angeles Times.
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Edward J. Brown.

The funeral of Edward J. Brown took place Saturday morning from his late residence, "A Sylvan avenue, and from St Johns church at o'clock, where a requiem high mass was celebrated, the Rev. Father Ford officiating. The funeral was largely attended The flowers were numerous and most beautiful. The deceased leaves a wid-
 ow and six small children. Pallbear-
 CTS were John Loeber, F. White, Will liam Butler, c. H. Robbins, Benjamin
 Wrinn, and James McKeon. Inter ment was in the family lot in St. Law
 renee cemetery,
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GENERAL SHIPPING NEWS.

New York, Nov. 1Z-Arrived: Steam CTS Kaiser Wilhelm IT., Bremen; Caro- lima, Venice, Trieste, Patras, Catania Messina, Palermo and Almeria; Batavia Genoa and Naples
 Brow Head, Nov 17.-Steamer La Gascogne, from New York for Havre was reported 7:95 a. m. no distance given.
 steamer Kronprinzessin Cecelie, New York for Plymouth, Cherbourg and Bremen, was 1S0 miles southwest al i2:40 D. m; will reach Plymouth 9:SC a. m. Monday,
 Gibraltar Nov. 1T.--Passed Steam. CT Neckar, Naples for. New York.
 Queenstown, Nov. .17.-Sailed: Steam CT Mauretania. New York
 Neville, Nov. 17-Sailed: Steamer Caledonia, New York. Plume, Nov. 17--Sailed: Steamer Slavonia, New York.
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Mrs. Lucy J. Bradley.

Mrs. Lucy Judson Bradley, princi- pal of the Mt Carmel school, died suddenly Saturday at her home, 189 Dwight street of apoplexy. She was forty-five years old and is survived by g son and daughter.
 The funeral will be held from the home of her sister, Mrs. John A. Petrie, 155 Valley street, Tuesday aft ernoom November 19, at 2:SO o'clock. Relatives and friends are invited.
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NEW LONDON MARINE NOTES.

ew London, Nov, 17.-Arrived: Tugs Aries with. six barges from west; Mer- cury with one barge from east.
 Sailed: Schooners Marion Draper, Roberts, (frcm South Amboy), Booth Bay Harbor. Me-; Lottie Beard, Hogdon, (from St. George, S. I), Gloucester, Mass; F. and T. Upton. New York; Hope Haynes, Mystic; James Parker, ST, Anderson, New York; Ruth, Lillis, do.; tugs T. J. Scully, with three barges bound east; Battler with four bargeS bound east
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p1CKErr REAPPoINTED.

Attorney Charles F. Pickett has been reappointed as clerk of the Unit ed States court of this city He na7 held this office under the late Judge William K. Townsend for several years. His reappointment comes from the successor of the latter official Judge Walter c. Moves of New Lon don
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Mrs. Martha J. Pollock.

The death of Mrs. Martha J. Pol lock took place yesterday afternoon
 at the home of her grandson, Dr. Fred T. Lane, 594 Chapel street. Mrs.
 Pollock was eighty-two years old, and
 belonged in Belle Fontaine, O. Her body will be taken there to-day for burial.
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s4arln,s N.Y.2N.H.Lin.

UA1lAX bALEFG bAlUhDA1, PASSENGER AND FRblGHT SERYIC Leaves New Haven s:O0 ?. m, Star Pier foot Of Brown Street. LeavI New York goo ?. n,, Cortland Etret Pier No. 13, N. R. FEvs -Sc, excuEsle tickets S126. Rooms q. Take Cha a Etr0ea cars to Brewery akreet.
 c. IL EzEUE11. A&Hz
 M@V# FEmynn, Eam
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''No, sir" said the self-made man. T don't believe in hiding my light pn-
 der busnei," q don't blame you,
 rejoined the home grown cynic. I'll would be wastef0l when e pint cup is ismore than ample. '-Ee,------~o Daily :, News.
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"Ef Providence hears de DO man wen he cries" said the old colored philosopher, tits a good idee fer him ter start ter cry airly in de year, sos he kin git what he cryin' fer by Chris us!"-Atlanta Constitution.
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OBITUARY NOTES.
Franklln T. Bradley.

Franklin T. Bradley, aged forty four years, died Saturday at his resi- ,dence at 264 Prospect street, this city, from a complication of diseases,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-11-18

Now, mother dear, don't be angry with me for falling in love with her Besides, weren't you poor yourself when you first met the goyernor2" eyes, my dear son. But so was your father And I married him because ] knew he would succeed" Well mother, and sSe is going to marry me because he did-dcnt you see?"-- Life.
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New York New Haven 6 Hartfo!,rd
 Railroad.

NOVEMBER }, 1907.
 TOR NEW YORK - s4:2o, s!45s x5 55 6:5O, x7:23, *S:O0, xS:20, S:45, *9:35, et1OO, *l0;90, a. nl.. 12:O3, !3iS .aE9 .lSS22 .l25 %2S$ 2S5 .Sis 'Sa5 rn fsundaiyygs-@l?:5so. avs .q;45, .x7:55, .s:50. a. ln, 12:CO, *F1;42, *1;55 *eOS, +S;52, 4:35,. +5:03, x610, *G:42, *7:03, "7e52s S9:O3 9:20 n m.
 For Boston via Hartford and wiIIi- nantIc-'lo:o7, a: m. *4fo5 P m, a, ,,.ll1 For DostOn via New London tSEs g.Is aTa . siii:lS, a. nl,, .12:65., o5.s .a2:ls, .s:55.. F9:2O, @4:bS, al6:42, s7:O5. p. m.sundays t-s2:20, ~2:55. q 1153 6. nl., "12:Obs i s2;65, *4:53, e7.j5 ?. m.
 Tiff FGf a nos5on 3 yIs SDEFinse1S' Et % san 1a i days1.ii':lo d. m. 'ssii;45. rs,4s, p; D. p. m. "
 For ii1rtforl, sprtn giicld, Etc.--s :lo xS1a:69o, e1;45, .8:1o, s4Q5, x5:OO. '5;4s, sundays--sl:lO, x9:05. x11:45 a, m.
 For New London, ilic.-s2::2o, .2.55 a;f1 ll:is,o oto .saaylbrook), 'Il11;aSs n ss3 32SS Sss. 3t2 d1a cto asS; ssS;proSk, sSs nj. sundays@astsso, sS.s5. s:5S sliI11l. .53. a. m, Nl2:05, sc:55. s4:53, *7.o5 p. m.
 For MiddletowD, WiglimantIc, Etc., T:Ss q, m. l2:5S, s5:36, (to Worcester and Fltchburgl, l5:55. D. m Sundays 1 7:20 D, m.
 Fer Shelburne Tails, Etc.---7:44 a. m. I2:23, (to New Hartford), 4:01, 5:54, to ' Westfield) D. m \ For. Wntcrbliry--6:5 (via Naugatuck JJunction), S:0O 9.32 a. in,. 12:01, 2;3b. 5;45, 140 p. m. Sundays--S:25, Ills, q. m, 6:45 $50 ps lrl M
 For wfhsted--s5o (via Naugatucls Junction), 9:32 a. m. 12:01, 2:S5, 5:45 st949 ?, m. Snndays--S:25 "a. m. 6:45 F. For E'iftsfeld md Intcrmedihtc Points 5i55 (via Bridgeport), 9.32 a. m. 3.b2 ] (via Bridgeport) 4gok D. m. Sundays 7:55 (via Bridgepert) a m.
 For Aitch0eld--9.S2 a. m. 4:O5 D. m { Sundays T56 (via Briaseport) a, in VI Express trains. xLocal express.
 iPar0r car limited.
 w. ss. DIERD. F. e. COLBY. , Gen. sHOt. Asst. Gen. rnss. AEt
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PERSONAL NOTES

Melville Terry of New York are sDend- ing a few days with Mrs. F. Joseph Chatterton of IA Grand ayeAue, G-4u with Mrs Chatterton, Miss Lottie G.. Bishop, Holyoke 'O6, and Mir. Oliver F. Bishop, Yale 'O9 S., attended the game Saturday,
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 Children's, Women's, Boys and Men's Sold Gold Signet Rings. Each ring will be en- gtaved with script in i ii a l s FREE of Charge.
 Young girls solid gold Sig. ret Rings in bright and Roman vaiue g. 50. for S1.SO Each
 Children's Solid Gold Sig net Rings. bright and Roman, S1.00 value, for 6Oc Each
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Miss Essie Bonander of Hartford has retrned home after a visit with Miss Ligne Lodenburg of New street.
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<Twin-screw steamers.
 Extra Sailinss. 2 La GaScogn0 Oec. [, D. I Apply to French Line. 19 State St., N. l or Sweezey & Kelsey, 1a2 Church St Bishop & Co, 1SS Orange St, Parish & O., as Orange St.
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Arthur Sniff and sister, Miss Sniff of New York, are the guests of Mrs. D. s. Lettman of Howe street over the Yale Princeton game.
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Miss Marguerite Geiger of Miami, Fla, who has been spending the sum- mer in the north, has left for New York, going from there to Charleston, g. C., and Jacksonville for short visits and then to her home in the south.
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aG The Third To ana,a (,s5|IJ Half Price Sale VI Solid Gold JEWELRY
Siqnet Rings To This Remarkable Sale

Misses and Boys s o l i d Gold Signet Rings, in bright and Roman, $2 value,
 For $1.10 Each Women's Solid Gold Sigret Rings, in bright and Roman. Regular $300 and S3. 50 each. for s2.2S and $2.S0
 Women's and Misses Solid Gold Signet Rings, in bright and Roman, S Rings S3.4O
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B. S. Marsh, organist of the East Pearl Street M. F. church, is spending vacation of two weeks in Canada.
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A. OSWALD PALLMAN, . n15 St Assistant City Clerk.

COMMITTEE ON PUBLIC LIGHTING, 4 The Committee on Public Lighting of the Board of Aldermen will meet in Rooms 1oll1, City Hall, Wednesday, November 20, at o'clock D. m. for the consideration of the following petitions:
 Petition of Albert F. Wilcox for a Welsbach gas lamp corner of Wilcox alley and Park place,
 Petition of Charles H. Goodrich. ct als for a Welsbach gas lamp on Hazel street. between Newhall street and Winchester avenue.
 Petition of Thomas J. Sturgeon, ct ala, for Welsbaeh gas lamp on BfTynell street between Whalley ave- nue and Elm street,
 Petition of M. P Shanley, ct als., for an electric arc light at the corner of Sherman avenue and PerciYal street,
 All persons interested in the foresQ- ing are hereby notified to be presenA and be heard thereon without fufthef notice.
 DAVID L. DAVIS. Chairman,
 Attest:
 nts St Clerk.
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cTY NoTIcEs.
'IVr. SERVICE HEADQUARTERS,

. N~A' AoAALt ANl4 IlA11A4J V l. -Als AILsN5t A, Ciry oI New Haven.
 Noyclnben IS, 1907. EXAMINAION TO CAPTAIN OF DE-
 TECTIVE FORGE,
 Notice Is hereby given of a competi- tive examination to test the fitness of candidates fof above named position, to be teld al former councilman4c cham Der, third floor City Hall, November 96, 1907. at T:3O D. ir Only appointed and acting sergeants of the New Ha- yen police department. are eligible for examination.
 Application blanks and further in- forniation will be furnished daily ex- oept Saturday at Room 10, City Hall between the hours of 12 and p. m, Applications correctly certified must be flied with secretary in person not later than Friday, November 22, 1907
 FRANK s. ANDREW.
 President.
 J. r, DONOVAN,
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Attest.
J. F. DONOVAN, nI61S 10 20 2122 Secretary.

SPECIAL COMMITTEE ON ESTAB- BASEMENT OF LANDER INSTITUTE. The Special Committee on establish ment of q Zander Institute, of the Board of Aldermen, will hold public hearing in Room 10-11. City Hall on Monday, November IS, 1907, at 8 o'clock p. m, for the consideration of the following petition:
 Petition of Carl Fl. De La Chapelle Tor an appropriation for expense of bur chasing apparatus to furnish a Zander Institute for the treatment of deform- All persons interested in the forego- ing are hereby notified to be present and be heard thereon without further notice.
 Per order
 EMIL LooS. Chairman.
 Attest;
 A. OSWALD PALLMAN,
 Arefcto pt Citv C1nrlY
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West Indies $ Orient,

Special cruises by superb steamers, lasting from 18-7O days. Cost from S75- $500 and up.
 SUPERB NILE SERVICE. By New Steamers. formation. Travellers checks good all over the world.
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MT. and Mrs. Alonzo Redway Smith of St. Louis, Mo-, announce the en- sgagement of their daughter, Rose Sid ney Smith, to MT. Guy Van Zandt Thompson, Yale 70, of Cincinnati, o.
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MASS MEETING ON
 DISEASE CONTROL

Continued from Third Page)
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MT. and Mrs Felix Ducharme have returned from their wedding trip and are now at their new home, 192 Daven- port avenue.
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Miss Bessie Westerberg of Vassar oarase. Miss Caroline Heath and MT.
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FRENCH LIN E.

sC5o.MNngrple GsRsTnIS 43F5a41Eg.ti4atlgu' N Sailing every THURSDAY, 10 a. nj. From Pier 42. North River,
 New York.
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The methods by which Americaa health standards may be improved are variods. They include the tncr -ased Federal regulation of pubic -alth, ts- peclally as related to the pol ud oi interstate rivers and the r glla ion ct pure food. including milk They also include the improvement in stnte and local health administration.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-19
DAMAGE for Loss Of Whiskers.

Washington Herald: Samuel Beat
ty of Wellston, O., has been awarded
damages to the extent of $101 because
of a gas explosion which cruelty, ruth
lessly and without warning blew, sing
ed knocked and otherwise removed
from his face as fine and luxuriant a
set of whiskers as bloomed throughout
all the land. The stern and upright
judge awarded a verdict as he should.
True the amount is small in compare
son with the great damage inflicted,
but, 1t is an entering wedge to which
bewhiskered gentlemen may point with
pride. 1t is in keeping with other vim
dications awarded WHISPERS throughout
this land of late 1t but follows the
footsteps of, the great vote. of conf
dence recently given se-called AN
mated feather buster" in New York.
1t means that henceforth and forever
re throughout this land of the free
and home of the brave whiskers stand
upon an honorable footing before the
law and before the bar of public opin-
ion. So mote it be-