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The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Reasonable RsSusst,

1.-THE trouble" said the dentist a. he
probed away at the aching molar with
q long, slender instrument. us evident.
ly due to dying nerve,"
"Well," groaned the victim, 'ft's
open to you to treat the dying with q
little more respect"
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

When you give your painting
contract to Dick Williams you
know that you will get the best
job that can be done, for he posi-
lively guarantees every job to be
satisfactory. Phone Black 43.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

The report that the wreck In which
Samuel Spencer. president Of the South
ern railway. lost his life was partly due
to "boy operators" should inspire an in
vestigation covering every railroad In
this country. Railroads that can af-
ford to increase wages can also afford
to put men at mems work.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Ring Up Holly 81.

If you have anything in the way OF
news-visitors, personal movements.
society events, illness or accidents,
engagements, marriages or divorces
The Chieftain will always be glad
to receive the fact, for publication.
Send by mail or call up phone Holly
81.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Engine for Sale.

Gasoline engine of the Fairbanks
Morse type, used few months only
and in perfect condition. Cost $I4o,
but will sell for $S5. We are putting,
in one OF greater horsepower.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

We have signs reading mo tres
passing or hunting on these premises"
at this office. Just Ioc each
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

Teach self denial and make its prac-
tice pleasurable. and you create for
the world destiny mere sublime than
ever issued from the brain Of the Wild
est dreamer.-Walter scott.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
TIE Cenkinatio.

Miss Millyun-One can be very hap
py in this world with health and mon.
~. Deadbroke-Then let's be made
one. I have the health and you have
the money.-llustrated Bits.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

1t looks As though the Frenchman
would now have good excuse for
staying away from church. He might
get ''pinched" by the police II he went.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

Send your laundry to Garden City.
Soft water. Best of work guaranteed.
w. 8. Holbert, Agent at Holly Hotel.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

When you think of going some
where think calling or business cards.
We make the best of both kinds.
Guaranteed to be that.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
AT the Churches
Catholic.

There will be services at St. Joseph's church
Sudday morning at 8 o'clock
Baptist.
Sunday services in Masonic hall
Bible school at 10 O'Clock
Preaching at IL.
All members are requested to be present. as
there is matter Of business to be attended to
after the service.
Cordial invitation is extended to everyone to
attend these services.
We have full line of kalsomine in
all the popular shades.
R. w. English Lumber Co.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
FARM ITEMS.

Ventilate the cellar Keep fruit
cool, but do not let it freeze. Sort
the apples frequently.
OF all the new money-making
schemes, none of them beats the old
fashioned way OF earning a living
harm Journal
Sandy soil can be greatly improved
by blowing in barnyard manure or
other things that will add decaying
matter.
Spinach is an easily grown garden
crop, and there is. perhaps. no other
Of its kind that will give as good
satisfaction. Three or four ounces of
seed planted in the autumn after a
summer crop has been harvested
from the land. will produce an abun.
dance OF greens for the average fam
lily during the late autumn and early
spring
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09

ing life's burrows - years. got into
Jersey City the other day.
Miss Flora b. Young. Norwich.
Conn. he wrote upon the hotel regis
ter directly under his own scrawl.
The pair were ratified through the
streets or the sleeping city 20 the
home Of the marrying justice" ring
ing his bell as a rooster in n neigh
boring yard was Tapping his wings
and emitting his first crow.
Magistrate Lahane put on a frock
coat over his pajamas. and at four
O'Clock opened his door and lot blush
Ing "Florey" and her swain into his
front parlor.
Noise OF the marriage had awaken
ed the entire neiEhborhood. and. upon
invitation OF the MAGISTRATE. number
OF married men living in his own fat
house troopcd in. They wore pajamas
covered with their overcoats.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
NOT a REAL FAIRY STORY.

Once upon time" said little Har-
rvs grandmother. who had been pre-
vailed upon to tell a fairy story, there
was poor old woman who had to
take cutie a long journey in a street
car. The motornan was careful, when
he saw her waiting. 20 stop his car
exactly at the crossing. so that she
could set aboard without stepping in
the mud. which was very deep In the
street, and the conductor reached
down kindly and carefully helped her
up the steps The platform was crowd
ca with men. who considerably press
ed aside SO that the poor old woman
could get into the car without a great
deal Of trouble. Many people stood in
the aisle OF the car, but all Of them
moved forward voluntarily when the
poor old woman tried 20 get in. thus
making IL unnecessary for her TO STUN
bic over the feet Of any OF them in
order 10 get past the door. The only
man who had q scat was a cripple.
who was wedsed in between two large.
richly dressed ladies. and who could
not have surrendered his place TO the
poor old woman even n he had wanted
10 DO so. But IL was not necessary
Tor him to exhibit any gallantry. A
very beautiful and stylish looking
young lady stood mp immediately and
offered her seat to the poor old WON
an, who accepted it thankfully. But
the beautiful young lady said: i do
not deserve any thanks. I have done
only what ii was my duty TO do"
Gee, grandma. that's no fairy
story"
What would YOU call it. then?"
The worst lie ] ever heard. Chi
cago Record Herald
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
LEOPARD UNDER THE BED.
Household Much Excited Until a "a.
nous Hunter Kills Animal.

Nairobi. British East Africa.-Mr.
Sandifords daughter missed her pet
cat and in hunting the house for IL
went into the spare bedroom on the
ground floor. There she saw lying
snugiy under the bed a big leopard.
fits tail wagging viciously. With great
presence OF mind she tiptoed out OF
the room without disturbing the fe-
rocious beast. closed the door and told
her father.
Manlike. he sooned. saying Il prob
ably was a strange cat. He went bold
ly into the room 20 prove her fear
groundless. and. lifting up the over
hanging sheet. pcered under and found
himself within three feet OF the gleam-
ing eyes and barred fangs OF an angry
leopard. He rushed out OF the room
and called a neighbor. Captain Young
husband. a famous hunter OF big game
Meantime the boys about the place
became excited and crowded about the
window 90 get a glimpse OF the beast
Fortunately the window was protected
by iron bars. for the leopard. aroused
by the noise. sprang at the glass. The
bars stopped his rush and made him
so furious that he threw himself
against them time after time. Captain
Younghusband watched his chance
and fired into the animals head bull
let which ranged through the body aud
plowed a furrow in the floor The
leopard proved TO be full grown. but
gaunt and starved looking Evidently
il had been prowling around for some
thing to eat. The family cat undoubt-
edly had scented the danger. for it
was discovered hiding in one of the
boys rooms.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
Revolving Clothes Rack.

Three. four or FIVE arms may be used
as desired and Of any length. provided
all are Of one length. No skill is re-
Quired in making 1t. says Farm and
Home. as the rope holds the arms
up simply by being tight enough. 1t
is well to set the post before measur-
ing the arms. so that they may be
sure TO reach the veranda. Some
laths may be nailed together at first
20 make a model If you are not sure
of your ability as a carpenter.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
Mlsiudoed.

The manager OF an Office had adver-
tised for an office boy. In conse-
quence he was annoyed for an hour
by a struggling line o. boys OF ali
sizes, claiming various accomplish
ments.
We'll" he said TO late applicant.
I suppose you can read anything.
and write anything. and figure little.
and use the typewriter a little. and"
"Nawl- interrupted the boy. IF /
could do all them things. I'D strike yer
fer yer own job. amt nothin' but an
office boy"
He got the position.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
PAJkMA WEDDING NEW
MARITAL DEPARTURE
Justice and Witnesses Clad In Ex-
IRENE NeSllsee Costume at Early
Morning Ceremony.

New York.-Sersey City has sup
Piled the latest marital novelty-a pa
jana wedding at four O'clock in the
morning. The BRIDE lorey'-well.
she did her part, for she married her
own stepfather. "Nelse." while guests
and the justice who pronounced the
ceremony Wore pajamas.
Frank c. Lahane the marrying jus
uce.' tied the knot, but only after the
law had been looked up and a statute
found which permitted a woman to
marry her mothers divorced second
husband
Nelson w. Wheeler a retired farmer
Of Norwich. Conn. who admits follow
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09

! turning to irraide. "aud invaded il most
coura geously. believe we talked
till ?"
Again Lodcr noticed how quickly she
looked from him 70 Fraide. The knOwl-
edge reused his self assertion.
Il had an excellent night" be said.
do look as n hadn't slepty'
Somewhat slowly and reluctantly
Eve looked back. NO" she said truth
fully and with faint surprise that 20
L0der seemed the first genuine emotion
she had shown regarding him. no. /
dOI't think I ever saw you look so
We'll" She was quite unconscious aud
very charming as She made the aCmis-
sion. 10 struck Loler that her c0lor,ng
Of hair ana eyes gained by daylight
We're frightened and viyided hy their
setting Of somber river ami somber
stone.
FraiGe smiled at her aIecdonately
then looked at Loler "Chlcotc has
got new lease Of nerves. Eve" he
sail quietly. and I-belcve-I have
got a new heuchman. But I see my
wife bec6lnug 90 me- ] must have a
word VITA her before she dts away
May I be excuscJt' Ike made c0ur-
tcous gesture Of apology. then smiled
at Eve.
She looked after him as he moved
away. Il sometimes wonder what
should DO ~ anything were 90 happen
10 the Frailcs" she said. a little visit
fully. Then almost ot once she laugh
ell, as II regretting her impulsiveuess.
You heard what DE said.' She went on
In a different voice. Am 7 really 10.
congratulate yout
The change OF tone stung Loder un-
acc0untably. ~Wm you always disbe-
leve in me-" ne asked
Without answering. she walked slow
ly across the deserted terrace and.
pausing hy the parapet. laid her hand
on the stonework. Stu in silence. she
looked out across Che river.
LoGer had followed closely. Again
her aloofness seemed challenge.
"Wii you always disbelieve Ga meT' he
repeated.
AT last she looked up at him slowly.
"Ilave you ever gwen me cause TO
believer" she asked .n quiet tone.
To this truth be found no answer.
though the subdued lncredulity nettled
him afrcsh.
Prompted % a further effort. be spoke
again. Patience is necessary with
every person and every circumstance"
he said. We've all got TO wait and
sec"
she did not lower her gaze as he
spoke. and there seemed 20 him some
thing disconcerting in the clear. candid
blue OF her eyes. With a sudden dread
OF her next words. DE moved forward
and laid his hand beside hers on the
parapet
Patience is needed for every one" he
repeated quickly. Sometimes n man
Is Ike a bit OF wreckage. lie drifts
till some force stronger than himself
gets in his way and stops him." lie
looked again at her face. He scarcely
knew what he was saying lie only
felt that De was man in an egrcgious-
" false position. trying stupidity 20 jus
tfy himself Don't you believe that
notsam can sometimes Doe washed
ashoreT' he asked.
High above them Big Ben chimei the
hour.
Eve raised her head. It almost seem
cd 10 him that DE could see her answer
trembling on her lips Then the voice
OF Lady Sarah Fraidc came cheerfuIy
from behind them.
"Ever' she called Eve, We mus,
ny It's absolutely o'clock
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
Cattle Prices HIGH.

The reports from the beef cattle
market indicate a demand in excess
OF the visible supply. and that good
prices for cattle will be maintained
for sometime. This will stimulate
the rearing of cattle. remarks Farm
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09

Mike-Kin yez tell me phwat's tn
difference betwane humor an wit.
Pat?
Pat-Won. it's lolke tn difference
betwane whin yure wolfe tickles We
undher tn chin wid a shtraw from
III broom an whin she hits We over
n head wild IA handle av ut
Fna~e
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
Innocent Youth.

In a village in New Jersey the
school mistress saw one OF the little
boys crying. she called him to her
and inquired the reason. Some OF
the big boys made me kiss little girl
out In the school yard" was the re-
ply. why. that is outrageous! Why
did you not come right TO me?" T.
didn't know that you would let me
kiss YOU" he said
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
Corrected.

Yeast-Do you go fishing in a boat
Observation-Disclosures.
But saw you yesterday, fishing II
,oat."
20. you didn't was sitting in q
but ] was fishing in the rive
7kers Statesman.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
CAN SELL
YOUR REAL ESTATE
OR BUSINESS

No Matter Where Located.
roperties and Business OF all kinds
Id quickly for cash In all parts OF
re United States Don't wait.
rite to day describing what You
we to sell and give cash price on
me.
" you want TO buy any kind OF
isiness or Real Estate anywhere.
any price. write me your require
ents- can save you time ana
bnev.
sAVED y. TAPE. The Land Man.
ais .iansas Avenue.
Topeka. - Kansas.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
Quite q Dlnerence-

did Howard's rich uncle's death
make much difference in his style of
llving?"
Decidedly yes. He changed from
hardpan to Panhard. Judge
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
Not So Very Flntterinn

Howell-What DO you think Of Row.
ell?
Powell - Well 20 be perfectly
frank, don't think he is III to have
desk room in dog house-N. Y
Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
The Courts Of Calantbe
N. A, S. A, E. A., A. AND A.

the Female Department of the Order I
for the other
o
funeral siOus
OF ldrensDe
hat co1li
aud irons
Lodge
concerning d1re
w.
w. 1t,
con- rning especial raeso W.T.
Va
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
The FutiIity Of Wisdom.
To wisdom each OF us pretends
And in his heart declares
II wisdom paid big dividends
Wed all be miihOnaires.
Washington Star.
Another Possibility

Jimmy-Adam made the biggest
blunder on record. Why, If he had
eaten a banana instead of de apple
he wouldn't had a downfall
Micky-No. not unless he stepped
on de peel.-Chicago Daily News.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
She knew Him

Benham-A fellow called me liar
today.
Mrs. Benham-WeIl, you can make
good, all right-N. Y. Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09
TO BE CONTINUED.
SAVE TIE WOMEN.
Revolving Clothes Horse Which the
Wife VIII appreciate.

There is no little thing that will
save the household so much as re-
volving clothes horse. so near the
back stoop that the clothes may be
hung upon It without stepping out IN
the snow. A solid post should have
a hole bored in the top and the arms
may be beveled and spiked to a piece
OF plank through which a bolt passes
into the post, or each arm may be
bored 10 let the bolt pass through IT.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09

What you need. my man. is change
OF scene"
Gee"
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09

16nrT-aT and w. Co---psS fnduce
more prosperous conditions among
eastern and middle west farmers
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-02-09

What Is your business?"
I'm a scene-shifter at de t'eater."-
Houston Post.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1907-12-19
PROCEEDS AGAINST GLAzlER.
Gov. Warner Tells Attorney Genera
to Prepare Charges.

Lansing, Mich, Dec. 13.-Gov. War
ner Thursday formally notified States
Attorney General Bird to draft charges
against State Treasurer Frank P. Gla-
zier Of Chelsea, looking to his removal
from Office. This action follows Gov.
Warmers call upon Treasurer Glazier
at his home Wednesday and his de-
mand for Glaciers resignation, which
the treasurer refused.
The charges against Mr.. Glazier
upon which the governor will base the
removal proceedings grow out Of the
closing Of the Chelsea Savings bank
December 2 by Banking Commissioner
Zimmerman as result of Mr.. Gla-
tiers financial troubles. He is a heavy
borrower from the closed bank, and
also as state treasurer had on deposit
in the institution the day it was closed
$685,587 Of state funds.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1907-12-19
OPERATION is A SUCCESS
MRS. LONGWORTH'S CONDITION
QUITE SATISFACTORY.
Presidents Daughter Has Vermiform
Appendix Removed and Is on
Way to Recovery.

Washington, Dec. 13.-Mrs. Alice
.Longworth, wife of Representative
Nicholas Longworth, and daughter of
President Roosevelt, was operated
upon for appendicitis Thursday. The
operation, which was performed at
the White House by DR.. Finney of
Johns Hopkins hospital, Baltimore, as
sisted by DR.. Sophie Nordhoff-Jung
and Surgeon General Rixey Of the
navy, was declared by DR.. Rixey to
have been successful in every par
ticular and to have left the patient in
excellent condition.
The following bulletin "a issued at
the White House at nine o'clock
Thursday night:
Mrs. Longworth' has had a com
paratively comfortable cay. Her gen
eral condition is satisfactory. No
more bulletins will be issued during
the night"
At the conclusion of the operation
Mrs. Longworth emerged from the in.
fuence Of the a~naesthetic in a very
short time and after exchanging a few
words with Mrs. Cowles, her aunt
and with her husband, she fell ASLEEP
naturally and enjoyed a nap lasting
two hours. Her condition was such
that President Roosevelt felt little
apprehension and in fact did not hest
tate to engage in his afternoon tennis
game with Ambassador J%usserand, Gift
ford Pinchot and Assistant Attorney
General Cooley.
The preparations had been making
for the operation for nearly a month
it being known during that time tina
Mrs. Longworth was suffering from
incipient Inflammation of the vermi
form appendix. About a week agt
preparations were begun for the oper
alton which it was deemed expedien'
to undertake before she had suffered
a loss of strength that would be sur.
to ensue from a severe attack of ap
pendicitis.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1907-12-19
IN The LEAD.

1t gives me pleasure to recommend
Aaker's Bushes College to anyone
who wishes a good, thorough business
education. A person is hardly in a
position to judge the merits of a
school unless he has attended others,
SO that he can make comparisons. I
have attended another business col
lege for about three months, and find
the A. B. G. in the lead for earnest,
progressive work.
Audubon, MINI. Matte Roster.
The A. B. G. has the only experience
ed teacher of telegraphy in the state.
Winter term opens Dec. 31st at either
school, Grand Forks or Fargo.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1907-12-19
NEW YORK BANKS sWINpLED.
Fictitious Cotton Warehouse Receipts
Floated for Large Sum.

Augusta, Ca, Dec. 14.-1t was
learned here Friday that parties in
New York have swindled banks in
that city out Of a large sum Of money
on fictitious cotton warehouse receipts
purporting to be from Augusta. Lead.
ing cotton firms in this city have been
notified that these bogus receipts have
been foated there for several hundred
bales OF cotton claimed to be stored
with the Savannah Valley warehouse
here. The schemers claim that the
warehouse is located on a spur Of the
Central of Georgia road, but Augusta
cotton men know Of nc such place.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1907-12-19
Tickets 25, 81 & Scots
6. Normal Notes.

The concert given last week by The
Cincinatti Ladies' Cremona Orchestra
a enjoyed by a large audience.
Tomorrow evening will be given
the fourth number on the Valley City
Lecture Course which is by Ross
Crane, q cartoonist. This is the
greatest completest and most. artistic
one nan performance on the platform.
President Mcfarland was absent
from school all of last week. He went
to Chicago on business in connection
with the school. He mentioned find
ing the conditions of the weather very
different in Chicago from what they
were in Dakota. When he left Valley
City the weather was ideal, while in
Chicago it vas damp, and the snow
fall heavy.
Among the recent Alumni visitors of
the school, were Mrs. DR.. Goss, of
Darlington, Albert Faust, of Valley
City and Ida Hayden, the deputy sup
erintendent of schools of Sargent
county.
The teachers of Barnes county re-
Gently met and organized the Barnes
county Association. A program was
rendered in which President McFar-
land took part. Prof. Curtiss gave a
lesson in penmanship, Miss Deem dis
cussed art, while Miss Blanche Fridd
appeared on the musical program.
The constitution of the athletic asso-
citation drawn up by the faculty and
Students athletic committee was &C
cepted as written. Managers for the
various departments of athletics will
be elected the third week of the school
term prior to the term of practice.
William Danish was elected chairman
of the convention.
The boys basket ball teams are or.
gained and practice every evening to
be prepared for the meets this winter.
Several big games are expected.
A game of basket ball will be play
ed here between the Valley City Nor.
NAL team in the Normal gymnasium,
next Saturday evening.