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Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1907-11-28

HI. WArzas, dean Of the State
College Of agriculture, ii Columbia,
No, sayn Aff / were called upon
70 advise . yosag iarmer 10 what
was tbe best thng foF him 20 DO
from 5 business standpoint, | should
says Game 70 she college and take
The fonr.ysat e6drss IN agriculture
and & Yourself ior The highest pos
tible skess= Is fonf chosen pro
.stz==.- ~ SEQ 4. +.zzz.n this -
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1907-11-28

estate on the brain, judging from the
number Of deals they have made and are
trying to make.
George Wallace is preparing to move
to the Cape. HERCULES.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1907-11-28

You can't get a tree 70 grow and Dc
we'll by simpiy sticking il out IN a hole
in the rrpund in the pasture. Plant With
care Eon't ee sifsis - i.:;ssssssiii;s, ~
rround too rich about H. Then don't
'.,---t ii . tree likes water znd whole
ipi ol - 90.
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1907-11-28
Mems Clothing!

Mems dress Suits from 4, 8. and 80 +,
IA 2.24, S,4S, 4.4s to. s5.4
sc Mems Overcoats all in one big pile on Ii
counter in gray, brown and blue blacl
regular 81 value for. S3.9
Special value in Mems odd dress coat
regular 50 value for only $LS
15O Pair Mems Pants ranging in price fror
l.50, lis to So for only .... Sill
so Dozen, Mems fleeced Underwear in blu,
regular Zoe valne, per snit AS
$50 Mems top Shirts in light, medium an
heavy weight, choice for. 39
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1907-11-28

Tarrs homecoming stunt will
bepullea ofrwith all the eclatagreed
upon By bis boomers before be leie
the United states. Is now wPrac.
ticing upon TIE speech Roosevelt
senthiul and viii read It ct Madison
Square garden With al the express
sion bis squeaky voice will permit.
And the cuckoos will cuck and the
rough riders will rough. And all
this ID tie United States in the
twentieth centnryl
Marble Hill press. (Marbel [sic] Hill, Mo.) 1881-1923, 1907-11-28

ArD now The Globe.D Democrat i
worrying itself into premature old
age about Mr.. Bryan's running
mate. Poor old paperl the demo
crats do give 1t d lot Of trouble.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
a Lazy Liver

May be only tired liver, OF starvea
liver. It would DO stupid as well az
savage thing TO beat weary or starved
man because no Jagged In bis work So
in treating the tagging, torptl liver It Is
great mistake 20 lash II with strong
drastic drugs. A torpid liver is but an
indication Of an ill-nourished, enfeebled
body whose organs are weary with over
work. Start with the stomach and allied
organs Of digestion and nutrition. Put
them in working order and sec how
quickly your liver will become nctive.
DR.. Pterce's Golden Medical Discovery
has made many marvellous cures Of silver
trouble" by it's wonderful control OF tho
organs OF digestion and nutrition 1t re-
stores the normal activity OF the stomach,
| increases the secretions Of tho blood-mal-
ing glands, clcanses the system from poi-
sonous accEmulations, and so relieves the
liver Of tho burdens imposed upon It by
the detection of other organs.
! II you have bitter or bad taste in tine NOM
| ing. poor or variable appetite. coated tongue,
foul breath, cohstipated or irregular bowels.
feel weak. easilA tired. Aespondent. FREQUENT
headaches, pain Or distressSp "small OF back,
sn1na5s nawins nansns or S IN a,,:gs ss0@ses; a
!
throat after eating, and kindyel symptoms
Of weak stomach and torpid liSeA no medI-
cine will relieve you more Promptly or cure
you more -OeTmAnently than Doctor PieIce.g
Sol0en Medical Discovery. Perhaps only
part OF the above symptoms Will be present
at one timo and yet point to torpid liver or
biliousnesS and weak stomach. Avoid all
not bread and biscuits griddlc cakes and
other indigestihlc food and tako the Golden
Medical Discovery regularly and stick 70 its
use until You are vigorous and strong
The Discovery Is non-sccrct. non-alco-
holic. is o glyceric extract Of native medicf-
nal roots with a full list OF Its ingredients
printed on each bottle-wrappcr and attested
under OATH Its ingredients arc endorsed 4
and extolled by the most eminent medical I
writer's Of the age and arc recommended TO
cure the diseases for which it Is advised.
Don't accept o. substitute Of unknown
composition for this non secret MEDIcrNI.
OF KNOWN COMPOSITION.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
THE BACK YARD.
Character Of Women Denoted by Cor
ditlons There pieplaYed.

II you would know woman in her
true light look at her back yard. II
IT Is strewn with tin cans, and rank
with weeds, you may know that she
Is not sincere and that her life Is made
up OF petty shams and pretenses, but IL
the garbage can, well covered, stands
at the end of neat walk on either
side or which a little plot Of grass Is
growing she is worthy of trust and is
all that she claims to be. y.
Just because high board fence hap
pens to shut off the back yard from
public view is no reason that it should
be allowed to provide the dumping
ground for kitchen and cellar. The
idea of having the front yard a bower
OF flowers and the back yard a heap
OF refuse, is no longer even sanctioned.
Tne back yard, fence or no fence, must
be as pleasing to the eye as the front.
IL the plot be no larger than a good
sized table 1T must be neat and must
also show some signs of care. Grass
can be made to grow in 1t as well as in
the front, IL the hot suds from the laun-
dry, or the dish water is not thrown
on 1t from the back door step. Flowers
can be made to thrpye there too. Per.
haps not the frail delicate hothouse
plants that need so much care and at
tention, but the hardy old fashioned
varieties, that are much more suitable
anyway II there is no fence, there
HiS piShly Vi hOuSSS lhdl Cdll DS SldTlcu
at very little cost that will make an
excellent substitute. Long rows Of
hollyhocks are lovely for back yards
when properly placed, and even sun
flowers If kept well trimmed will add
pleasing bit of color 10 the green.
Borders of sweet peas, nasturtiums
Or some other flowers that needs little
care after they are once trained up
alongside of the house, not only make
attractive the yard, but provide as we'll
a table decoration for every day of
summer.
You cannot judge woman any more
oy her front yard than you can by the
clothes she wears. It's her back yard
that tells the story. The really neat
woman can no more stand to have
1t clutttered with papers and overgrown
with dusty weeds than she can to have
her kitchen turned over to the chickens,
or her best napkins used for wash
Ing dishes.
She wants 1t beautif1ed, not that
her neighbors may notice II and praise
her. but for her own comfort and to
make the outlook from other peoples
windows as pleasant as possible.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
THE OUTING COSTUME.

1t will not be long after the spring
days have really come until summer
follows close upon their heels. Vaca-
tionS that mean trips to mountain or
lake resorts will form part at least of
he summer plans and every woman
Who is now busily engaged mapping
out her wardrobe should not fail to
take in consideration the kind Of gowns
she will need If these plans are carried
out
The economical woman plans ahead,
that is the secret of her success. The
well dressed woman never finds herself
at fashionable hotel with nothing but
few rough shirt waists and short
skirts any more than she goes on a
camping trip with a trunk full of
dainty organdies or shimmering gowns
of silk.
Now is the time to plan the outing
costumes of the summer just as now
is the time to formulate your ideas on
where you can spend your vacation to
the best advantage. 1t is none too
early, for there are many little things
that take time. that must be tended to,
which, If left until the last moment,
may have to be neglected entirely.
This year the styles for yachting,
tennis, and all kinds of outing clothes
are being shown much in advance of
what they have been heretofore, and
they are prettier than ever before too
1aCntlng suits VIII most of them be
of the soft washable fiannels that now
come in such pretty colors. Grays, DELPHI
blues and tans will all be popular,
though the pure white with light blue
and gold trimmings and perhaps a tiny
touch Of scarlet is by far the most chic.
These suits are many of them made
with bolero effects, Some few are of the
jumper order and many are cut sur
plice fashion. Ducks, piques, canvas
cloths and even the more delicate
shades of rajah which washes as well
as the cotton goods will be used for the
lighter suits.
The tennis suit is more the shirt
waist suit with variations. Broad
bands of contrasting material form
ing the chief distinction. Nothing is
more comfortable or prettier for this
purpose than heavy quality of white
china silk made simply with rundown
collar and elbow sleeves.
For the rougher trip heavy flannel
waists and thin china silk ones Of ser
viceable colors, made in regular shirt
style and short walking skirts, warm
but not too heavy, are by far the most
practical.
Every woman should have at least
three outing suits. a silk or flannel one
and two of cheaper wash materials.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
On the Tobacconist.

P. T. Powers. the president of the Ma
tional Association Of Baseball leagues.
was talking in New York about the busi-
ness management of baseball.
Baseball" he said, must be managed
literally. There must be no niggardliness.
Otherwise a deadenlng unpopularity and a
great kick ensue. He who tries to conduct
the baseball business on pawnshop lines
gets hourly such reproofs as fell to to-
bacconist the other day. A newsboy
walked into the tobacccnist's shop and
asked for light for his cigarette.
1--WE sell lights here, sonny said the
tobacconist.
THE boy took out a cent. All right,
Hoss, he said Let's have a box Of
matches, then
'He paid for the matchca, extracted one,
lighted his cigarette, and, closing the box,
handed 1t back to the tobacconist.
Put this on the shelf he said, and
the next gent what asks for a light, give
him one on me-
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
Ais Ne,., G,,eat

A neatly dressed young woman walked
timidly into certain hotel in New York
some time ago while the proprietor hap
pened to be in the lobby. He saw the
young woman was shy and spoke to her.
Good morning."
GOOD morning, sir"
do you intend to stop heraT''
Eyes. sir. think So" ...
"Ah," exclaimed the proprietor with his
courtliest bow, Just step over here and
sign your name in the register"
The young woman walked across and
signed her name, Mary McGann, Hobo
ken. ....as.- ..er ..t.s.. 30. g. .,.a... .
! "Have you a trunk. Miss McGann?"
: Eyes, sir; man brlngingyit now
do you intend to stay long?"
IT hope so, sir. You see, I've got just a
Job I'm the Enen room and wouldn't like
to lose It,"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
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ArcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS. !
Observation-Disclosures

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Don't hunt trouble; it will md you.
Don't let fools annoy you; laugh at
them.
People are not shocked as often as they
pretend to be.
The wages OF sin are paid by the wo-
men; the men owe IL. NJ
Men are never so old that bluff doesn't
startle them little
There Is not the slightest sense back OF
a great deal Of hope.
Love is picnic; do not expect 1t to gath
er up the napkins and dishes
What fool man can make OF himself
when he tries his best to be wisel
When a man talks about his principles.
he usually means his prejudices.
| A lot Of people who say they don't
take a good picture" shouldn't expect to.
II didn't mean to" works longer hours
than any other excuse. unless it is, 1T for
got"
Our experience has been that western
society is pleasant enough until the sing
ing begins a
II drunk man doesn't think he is fun
ny, he is pretty apt to have an idea he is
wealthy. NE
Nothing Is more pitiful than to see the
wife Of deadbeat go into store, and
ask credit.
There is about as little music in the ay-
erage music lesson as there is boxing at
box social ., .EMn .ra 4.
A man who Is always full of fun" Is
as great nuisance as the man who Is al
ways full Of whisky. ..
Poor relations are like the sins of our
fathers: We inherit them from generation
to generation.
1t is. difficult to refrain from blowing
ones own horn to some people, they are
so unreasonable. ..m al. ......
A man who does a really charitable act
is as modest about 1t as though he were
receiving charity.
This Is the season when you will trim
your trees In a manner unsatisfactory to
all your neighbors.
A good many men who don't do much In
small town, imagine they would make a
great hit in New York.
We heard a woman say today: '"There
are two sides to every question" Two!
Why, there are dozen.
A man Is as anxious to have a hat like
some ones else as a woman is particular
that hers shalt be different
The average child studies at home about
the way three or FOUR women work when
they get together for that purpose.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
A Eaisa Alarm.

A nervous man on his lonely homeward
way heard the echoing of following foot
steps, and dim visions Of hooligans black
mailers and garroters coursed through
his brain. The faster he walked the more
the man behind increased his speed, and
though the nervous one took the most
roundabout and devious course he could
devise, still his tracker followed. At last
he turned into a churchyard.
IF he follows me here" he mused,
there can be no doubt about his inten-
tions."
The man behind did follow, and, quiver-
ing with rage and fear, the nervous one
turned and confronted him. What the
dickens do you want?" he queried. why
are you following me-"
do you always go home like this"
said the stranger, ''or are you giving
yourself a treat tonight? 1 am going up
to Mr.. Browns. and the porter at the sta
ton told me to follow you, as you lived
next door. Excuse me asking, but are you
going home at all tonight?'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
A Dreadful QuanrarY.

Cortlandt F. Bishop, the new presi-
dent of the Aero club, was being in
terviewed on aeronautics.
'Is II true" said the reporter, that
you get air-sick up in a balloon, the
same as you get seasick on the ocean,"
THAT is only true" said Mr.. Bishop,
"of f1dgety, highly sensitive persons,
like the old lady on the train.
"She said to the conductor as he
punched her ticket:
Conductor, is it a fact that the To-
comotiVe is at the rear of the train?'
"'Yes, madam the conductor an
swered. We have locomotive at each
end. 1t takes one to push and one to
pull to get us up this grade
oh dear, what shall / do?' moaned
the old lady. I'm always trainsick if
ride with my back to the locomotive "
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02

my rest was broken at night, and the
passages of the, kidney secretfons were
too frequent and contained sediment.
Three boxes OF Doan's Kidney Pills
cured me in 1897. and for the past nine
years have been free from kidney
complaint and backache."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo. n. Y.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
BABY IN TERRIBLE STATE.
Awful Humor Eating Away Face
BODY n Mass of SOres-CuticurH
Cures I'm Two Weeks.

. nOuy Oh SOEcn-Nutlcuru
Cures I'm Two Weeks.
MY little daughter broke out all
over her body with a humor. and we
used everything recommended, but
without results, called in three doc
tors, but she continued to grow worse.
Her body was mass Of sores, and her
little face was being eaten away. Her
ears looked as If they would drop off.
Neighbors advised me to get Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment, and be-
fore l had used half of the cake Of
Cuticura Soap and box of Cuticura
Ointment the sores had all healed, and
my little ones face and body were as
clear as a newborn babes. would
not be without it again II 1t cost five
dollars, instead Of seventy-dve cents.
Mrs. George ]. Steese, 701 Coburn
street, Akron, Ohio, Aug. 80, 1905"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
State of Ohio, city of Toledo. Lucas coui

state OF ONO, CITY OF Ioleuo, Lucas Coun-
ty, S.: ..e.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he 10
senior partner Of the hrm of F.. J. Cheney &
Co., doing business In the City Of Toledo.
County and State aforesaid, and that said
rrm viii pay the sum Of ONE HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case OF Ca.
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use Of
Halls Catarrh Cure. ...
... FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me aud subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day Of December, A. d.
1886. A. w. GLEASON,
(Seal) Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system. Send for testimo-
malls, free. u. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
a ThouobtIess Dor.

When Richard Mansfield was going to
the theater one night a small bull terrier
ran in front of his automobile and was
thrown to one side OF the street. The
chauffeur stopped instantly, and an irate
old gentleman appeared, to whom Mr.
Mansfield made his apologies. your dog
ran in front OF the car so suddenly that 1t
was impossible to avoid the accident" he
said. THAT dog" said the old gentleman,
was worth $500 WELL" replied the
1.-The dog evidently didn't know
itp
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02

Little Gladys, aged 2A years. had a little
sister and naturally knew pretty we'll that
there was such a thing as a safety pin.
Her mother took her to the country to
spend a vacation. There she saw her aunt
riding a safety and was much interested
in the performance.
She came running into the house ona
day crying, 20, mamma, mamma, Aunt
Anna says IL you will let me can ride
ger on her safety PIN" "-".
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
GLASS JARS FOR BANpAeEs.

For careful woman who always has
bandages on hand, there is nothing bet
ter to keep them In than wide-mouthed
glass jars with tops that screw on.
The pieces OF old linen and cotton
should be boiled in order to have them
perfectly clean, then ironed and torn
into strips of different widths and
each strip neatly rolled; a number of
these little rolls can be put into a one
quart sized jar and they are always
ready for use.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
A Sad CaraerI

A certain bishop who likes a good cigar
was travelling to Albany once In the
smoking-car. A laboring man took the
seat beside him, eyed his clerical garb, got
a light from him, and said, as he settled
back for a comfortable smoke: "PaBon,
sir?" The bishop hesitated. Then he an
swered, blandly: IT was once" "Ah,"
said the laboring man, drink, suppose"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
Skentical.

A son OF the Emerald Isle, on landing at
a wharf in New York, saw lying there a
huge anchor. For the next three days he
stood by watching the anchor. What are
you doing here2' asked a workman one
day. Sure, sor," was the reply, IT want
to see the man who can handle that pick"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02

Take Garfield Tea In the Spring-it
will save you many days of headache,
lassitude and general i'll health! This
natural laxative purifes the blood,
cleanses the system and establishes a
normal action of liver, kidneys and bow
els. 1t is made wholly of Herbs.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
IN WESTERN CANADA.
Delicate In the Old Homes Better
Health i'm the New.

Delicate in the Old HOmej Better
Health in the New.
Churchbridge, Sask., December l, 1905.
To the Editor-Dear Sir:
came to this country from the State
OF Wisconsin three years ago, and must
say that l am greatly pleased with the
outlook in this Western country. For
my own part l am entirely satisfied
with the progress l have made since
coming here. have raised excellent
crops of grain of all varieties. Last
season my wheat averaged % bushels
OF wheat to the acre, oats 60 and bar
ley 40.
We had a splendid garden this year,
ripening successfully tomatoes, musk
melons, water melons, sweet corn, and
kindred sorts.
The country is well adapted to wheat
growing and mixed farming, and to my
mind 1t is the best country under the
sun for man with a family and small
means, as 1t Is possible for a man to
commence farming operations with
much less capital than is required in
the older settled countries.
The climate is all that could be de-
sired, being very healthy and lnvigo-
rating.
My wife came out about six months
ago. and although inclined to be dell
cate in the old home. she has enjoyed
the best Of health since coming here
In short, am more than satisfied
with the land of my adoption, and
am also satisfied with the laws Of the
country.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02

known far and wide,
having already mar
ried some 1400 cou-
pies. Ten years ago
he was deputy Coun-
ty Treasurer. AT
that time" said JUS
tiee Law, II was suf-
fering from ar an
noying kidney trou-
BILE. My back ached,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
His Criticism,

He-I didn't like the play. 1t wasn't
realistic enough.
She-In what way?
He-After the show, saw the fellow
who was killed in the third act In the
corner saloon.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
Poor Advice

An old whlte-haired darky living on a
plantation. not feeling well, had the doc-l
tor pay him visit. The doctor told hinl
rs he was getting old he must east plentyl
OF chicken and stay out Of damp night
air
But, sab" said the old darky, HOW
can you spect me to stay in de house at
night and still get my chickens7'
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02

Three-year-old' oliver was warned to run
away from two bumblebees which were
buzZing about his head. The following
day he tore into the house, e&claiming,
20, mamma, those old bum flies are out
again"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
"THE MARRYING SQUIRE"

Justice Geo. E. Law, of Drazit, Ind.p
Has Married 400 COUPLES.
Justice Geo. r. Law, of Brazil,
Ind. has fairly earned the title The
Marrying Squire" by which he Is
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE

Write to-day to Allen 8. olmsted. lie Roy,
N. Y, for a FREE sample OF Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder to shake into your shoes.
II cures tired, sweating, hot, swollen, ach-
ing feet. 1t makes new or tight shoes easy.
certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All
Druggists and Shoe Stores sell 1t. 25c.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
Yours very truly,

(Slgned.) JOHN LANGDON
Write to any Canadian Government
Agent for literature and full particu-
lars. 10
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02
The Jewel Language.

Agate-Long life and health.
, Amber-Disdain
Amethyst-Peace Of mind.
Aquamarine-Misf and
; hope.
Bloodstone-I mourn your alb
, sence.
Beryl--Thou wilt not forget
; me.
; Cats -eye-Platonic love.
ite-Disappointed love.
; Diamond-Pride.
Emerald-Success in love.
: Garnet-Ffdelity In every en-
? gagement.
Jade-Unloved, but remem-
; bered. .
: Jasper-Pride of strength.
Jet-Sad remembrance
: .Lapis Lazuli---Nature's nobil-
: ity.
Moonstone-Pensiv
Opal-Pure thoughts.
Pearls--Modest loveliness.
, Ruby-Courage and success :
In dangerous and hazardous en-
terprise.
Sapphire-Innocence
Topaz-Fidelity.
Turquoise-Them most brilliant :
success and happiness in life. :
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-05-02

- y G 81 Vitus' Dsues and all Nervous Diseases
- Permanently Cured by DR.. Kline : Great
Nerve Restorer Send for Free &2 trial bottle
DIR. H. III. KLINE, Id, s3l Arch Street. Phadspha. pa