The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-06

b s"Not L. said L. J. Haley,
 I nursed 1t almost daily
 And voted for it gaiy,
 I didn't kill Greater Birmingham.
 Who killed Greater Birmingham?
 Not l." said Rooster Glover,
 I was a true. devoted lover,
 l didn't stab her under cover,
 l didn't kill Greater Birmingham.
 Who killed Greater Birmingham?
 Not l." said Nathan Miller
 l only hit her with pillow
 I'm sure I didn't kill her,
 No, didn't kill Greater Birmingham
 Who killed Greater Birmingham?
 Not l." said Henry Gray,
 As he wiped the tears away,
 1 hit her with club one day, But l didn't kill Greater Birmingham.
 Teacher-'We will now have a song en- titled, Waiting for Place. composed by Joseph F. Johnston, and generously dedl- cated to himself" The pupils thereupon stood up and sang to the tune of Wait ing at the Church." this ditty:
 "There was I, waiting for the place,
 Waiting for the place, waiting for the
 place.
 When 1 found that I had won the race, Lo! How 1t did upset me
 All at once there came to me the thought This is what 1 caught, here's the very thought,
 Can't get away to Washington today, Two old boys won't let me" Then as the wedding march was played, the school marched out in regular order, and the crowd gave forth peals of ap- plause.
 Committees In Charge. The Birmingham Press club scored a signal success in this annual banquet. Much of this is due to the energy of the officers: Ross C. Smith, president; c. P. Jones, H. S. Ryall, c. w. Ufford, vice president; C. M. Stanley, secretary; L.. w. Friedman, treasurer; advisory board, Rufus N Rhodes, E. w. Barrett, James J. Smith; executive committee, E. Lesser, chairman, J. A. Rountree, Eli P. Smith, R. F. Johnston, William Ryan. The banquet committees who had charge of the affair were: General Arrangements-C. W. Ufford, chairman; Walter W. Blackman, E. R. Norman.
 rnvitaitnon Committee = Richard F. Johnston chairman; Eli P Smith, Will liam Ryan, J. A. Rountree, H. S. Ryall. Decoration Committee-John c. Hem ley Jr, chairman; c. M. Stanley and c. P. Jones.
 Programme and Entertainment Commt- tee-Joseph B. Babb, chairman; Paul Cook, John R. Hornady, E. Lesser and A. c. Jenkins.
 Reception Committee-John L. McRae, chairman L. w. Friedman, Rufus N. | Rhodes, L. P. Hill, o. S. Finch, George M Crukshank F. Lesser, J. H. F. Mos ley, W. H. Jeffries, c. P. Jones, S. Spiro, Jr., R. G. Hiden, A. o. Lindsy, D. w.. Barrett c. F. Market, R. w. Ewing and w. s. Gilbert
 The list of members, numbering 116, who attended is here given: Honorary Members. A. L. Fulenwider, P. G. Shook, s. P. King, Sterling A. Wood John l.. Kaul, N. l.. Miller, R. D. Burnett, Ira l.. Arm strong, Col T. G. Bush, w. R. Gum. w. D. Seed, G. B. McVay, w. w. Craw- ford, o. D. Street, E.. T. Schuler, Guy R. Johnson, o. R. Hundley, Charles A. Stillman, W. B. Phillips, Louis Saks, J. M. Wilzin, H. B. Gray, John W. Tomlin- son, R. A. Terrell, c. H. Cothran, c. H. Nabb. August Hirsch. J. F. Shelby. God frey Goldman, w. H. Hassinger, R. E. Collins, George B. Ward, W. R. Brown, R. H. Eggleston, Walter Moore. c. E. Foust, N. H. Burt, H. A. Sharp, H. Ham, mond, c. c. Nesmith, T. s. Pound, w. V. M. Robertson, w. P. c. Harding, George B. Tarrant, Evelyn Harris. F. H. Cabaniss T. H. Aldrich, G. B. McCor- mack, Sidney Lazarus, Romaine Boyd Joseph Beitman, John W. Sibley, James H. Hard, Frank P. o'Frien, W. M. Dren- nen, J. M. Dewberry c. T. sibIey, John l.. Parker, w. H. Kettig, J. R. Copeland, M P. Messer, Frank H. Crockard, F. A. Dillingham;, Cu1pepper Exum, Robert Jemlson. c. P Perrin, John W. O'Neill, Max Wink Ter, O. P. Gaut, F. W. Massey, John A. Topping. solon Jacobs, Dr. J. D. S. Davis. George w. Jones, J. D. Collins, w. P. Pinckard. Erskine Ramsay. E. P. Hogan, B. M. Cooper, Hinds Peevey, J. E. Worth ington.
 Active Members.
 w. S. Gilbert, John c. Henley Jr., Leon w. Friedman, J. E. Babb. F. E. Green, A. O. Lindsey, c. w. ufford, Eli P. Smith, Ross c. Smith, F. l. Monks. R. w. Ewing, Emil Lesser. J. H. F. Mosley. J. A.. Rountree, Rufus N. Rhodes, s. Spiro, Max Karpeles, J. J. Smith, o. s. Finch, J. J.. Eaton, E. A. Smith, H. w. English. A. c. Jenkins, c. M. Stanley, A. Fl. Mullin, J.. l.. McRae. R. F. Johnston. c. P. Jones, w. H. Jeffries, Brooks Lawrence, H. S. Ryal, J. w. Newborn L. P. Hill, H. Galt Braxton, R. E. Murphy. Sig Morgan. T. B. Abeel. Ed Norman J. B. Harris, w. N Hotter and William Ryan.
 The Press club was very much gratified at the service, and especially the many courtesies extended by C. H. Nabb, man ager of the Hillman hotel, and to his eff forts much of the success of the banquet was due.