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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

Two scotchmcn were discussing the
relative merits of ehurchyards and
cemeteries when one Of them boldly
expressed his aversion to the latter
burial places In the remark. I'D raith-
er no dee ava than be buried in sic a
place. To which his companion retort-
ed, "Weet II I'm spared IN life an
health. I'll gang naewhere else"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05
water Needles

So penetrating Is water at high pres
sure rat only special qualities OF cast
iron Will lie tighi AGAINST il In the
early days Of the hydraulic jack II was
no uncommon ding to see the water
issuing like fne needle through the
metal, and the. water needle would
penetrate the unwary finger Just as
readily as a steel one
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

Nothing so good as cascasweet. 2
writes mother who has used 1t,
1T saved my baby's life." writes an
other. cascasweet is vegetable
corrective for the disorders of a
"hild's stomach. so doses for IS
cents. Sold by all druggists,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

Spring winds chap, tan and cause
treckles to appear. Pinesalve Car
oolized applied at night win relieve
hat burning sensation. Natures
Jwn remedy. Acts like poultics
ana draws out Inflammation. Sold
i Frank G. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

Everyone knows tnat the spring
is the season OF the year when the
system needs cleansing. Dade's LII
tie Liver Pills are highly recon.
mended. Try them. Sold by Frank
Il. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

When your kidneys are wrong
there is nothing so good as Dewitt's
Kidney and Bladder Pills. They as
sist the kidneys. Sold by all drug
gists.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

Settles, vases. iron fences, wire
arches, in fact every thing for the
cemetery kept In stock. Wells
Marble Yard.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

upholsterinG ana furniture repair
ing cheaper than ever. E. e. Allen
ss4 West Main street. c. R. odell's
old stand.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05
APPEARING OLD
acts an q BAR to Profitable Hsa,aur.
ment.

You cannot AFFORD to grow ak
In these days OF strenuous oeurasCl1kt
Il Is necessary to maintain. al lVaas "a
possible ones youthful appearances.
Il Is impossible TO do this witkaaE 70
tanning luxurious growth OF knaE
The presence OF Dandruft indlrzH1 taa
presence OF burrowing germ ustla&s
lives and thrives on the roots ~ -
hair until II causes total baihnBE
Newbro's Herpieide Is the afay cEzssasA
destroyer OF this pest, and II Is aznal,sli
live as It Is delightful to use
Herpicide makes an elegant mir sksGsIs.
ing as well as Dandruff cure.
Accept no substitute there ID snxsN
Sold by leading druggists. 8sRE Hansat
stamps for sample TO The Herr a h,
Detroit, Mich.
Two slzes-Su cents and t1.ee.
Wells & Haymaker. Speciaa aasz1lz
=
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

When you need pill, take pill,
md be sure it's an Early Riser. They
IRE sold here by all druggists.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

Especially recommended for piles
that Is Dewitt's carbolized Witch
Hazel salve. Sold by all druggists.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

ASSORTMENT orset-
tlingintlicatesan
unhealthy con-
dition Of the kid
neys; if il stains
your linen it is
evidence OF kid
ney trouble : too
frequent desire
to pass il or pain
in the back is
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

Plumbing done neatly and cheap
ly by the Roberts Hardware Com
pany.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect Il

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and lei II stand twefitv-fonr hours /;
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

fA4sC ~c4tFAAANtAE lIooL l4ldl lIE k4U0SJh
and bladder are out of order.
What TO DO.
There is comfort in the knowledge 50
often expressed, that Dr.. Kiimeris
swamp Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulflls every wish in curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part of the urinary passage.
It corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer, and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessity OF being compelled to go often
during the day, and TO get up many
times during the night. The mild and
The extraordinary effect of SwarDp-R0ot
is soon realized. Il stands the highest
for its wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If you need medicine
YOU should have the best. Sold By drug
gists in fifty-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have sample b0i;ic and a
book that tells all Efn
aboutit, bothsent free asssssssssls
by mail. Address Dr.. {: :s!H: q;
Kilmer s. Co., Bing- .!ss. e
hamton, N. Y. When Home Of svsmp-Root
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake. but remember the
name, Or. Hilmer's swamp Root, and
the address, Binghamton, n y.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-04-05

AVH IIIa HIVE Q %
book that tells all
aboutit it, bothsent free
BY mail. Address DR..
Kilmer s. Co., Bing-
han,tnu N " Nybs.,,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-06

The King of Borva was a hospitabls monarch and sent an invitation to din- ner which Ayre accepted as representa- tive of the party. The names Of his com panions who remained on board he omitted to mention to hls host.
 Have you seen herr" asked Frank when Ayre came back. Yes" replied Johnny. "and she was rocking child in a cradle"
 The next day Sheila and her father visited the yacht. The old man caught sight of Mosenberg, whom he had known fin London, and the t2ith flashed upon him, though Frank was not to be seen. "Shella," said he. "I would smoke a pipe with these gentlemen. Go you up to the house and see that they get luncheon. Go now, like 8 good lass
 Yes" Sheila answered. you must all come ashore to luncheon" And then , turning to Mosenberg she added. You and have so much to talk over, have we not?"
 Sheila approached the house with a rather unsteady step-she, too, had be- gun to suspect-and glancing into tho room where they used to sing together. she saw her husband sitting with his arms on the table and his face buried in his arms.
 When Sheila had left the yacht Mack enzie had asked, Where Is MT. IAven- der?" and Mosenberg had said: "Hesls on the island. He went ashore early this morning."
 Great Kottr' exclaimed the old king The must be hungry. Come, let us hur- " back and haff that luncheon"
 There was no doubt in the old mans mind as to where Frank would be found When the party arrived at the royal abode they found Sheila and Frank hold ing each others hands and looking as if both had been crying little.
 ''ls that luncheon ready?" hustled Mac kenzie. "Ta taffe Duncanl where iss ta whisky? Ah Here iss ta whisky sheila. you shall drink the first drink to your husband"
 After luncheon Lavender said: Before you fellows sail away I wish yon would help mo select a place to build my new house."
 Aren't you going with usy' asked Mosenberg
 "Oh, mo-" said Frank. 'I shall be very busy at work here this winter and next summer, the building of my house will oc- cupy me SO"
 So 1t was Frank Lavender himself who was acclimated, after all and not Sheila But once a year the T4avenders visit Lon don. where they are the guests of MT and Mrs. Edward Ingram Mrs Ingram, who was formerly the widow Lorraine And if Mackenzie would not have old Mrs. Iavender's money for Sheila, there was nothing 10 prevent Ingram from putting II aside for Sheilas boy, heir apparent to the Princess of Thule. My daughter Sheila and my son Lavender they have much content fin BorYa." freuuently re- marks old King Mackenzie, and haf vou See my little grandson"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-06
Bernhardt and the Dylnq Breton.

The divine Sarah during the siege of Paris turned her theatre into a hos pltaL She describes in Appleton's for september some of her experiences as a nurse. Among them Is this:
 one day young Breton named Marie Le Calico was brought in He had been struck by a bullet in the chest and another in the wrist. Dr. Duchesne bound up his ches firmly and splintered his wrist He then said to me very simply;
 Let him have everything he likes, he Is dying
 T bent over his bed and said to him
 Tell me anything that would give you pleasure, Marie Le Gallec.'
 Soup he answered promptly, in the most comic way.
 Mine Guerard hurried away to Kitchen and soon returned witt bowl of broth and pieces of te placed the bowl the little
 shelf with four short legs, whic so convenient for the meals Of our sufferers. The wounded man look. up at me and said:
 'Barrav I did not understand and he repeated: 'Barrar His poor chest caused him to hiss out the word and he made the greatest efforts to repeat his emphatic request l was informed that the word 'barra' meant bread I hurried at once to Le Calico with a large piece of bread. His face lighted up and. taking 1t from me with his sound hand he broke 1t up with his teeth and let the pieces fall In the bowl. He then plunged hls spoon into the middle of the broth and filled 1t up with bread until the spoon could stand upright In it. When 1t stood up with out shaking about the young soldier smiled. He was just preparing to eat this horrible concoction when the young priest from St. Sulpice who had my hospital in charge. arrived. I had sent for him on hearing the doctors sad verdict. He laid his hand gently on the young mans shoulder, thus stopping the movement of his arm The poor fellow looked up at the priest, who showed him the Holy Cup.
 "Ohn he said simply, and then, plac- Ing his coarse hankerchief over the steamng soup, he put his hands to- gether. We had arranged the two screens, which we used for isolating the dead or dying. around his bed. He was left alone with the priest while I went on my rounds to caml the mur- murers. or help the believers to raise themselves for the prayer. The young priest soon pushed aside the parti- tion and I then saw Marie Le Calico with a beaming face. eating his abom- inable bread soup. He fell asleep soon afterwards reused up to ask for some thing to drink. and died Immediately, In a slight fit of choking"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-06

cites there. He even painted fan as a gift for Mrs. Lorraine there.
 He got into the habit of accepting in- vitations to luncheon and dinner and making excuses for his wife Wherever Mrs. Lorraine went, there was pretty sure to be Frank. Ingram called few times, saw how things were drifting, told Frank he did not understand his wife yet, and got snubbed for his pains
 One day, when she had especially asked Frank to be home to luncheon and he had refused-he was so busy-and told her 1t was ''all nonsense" Sheila put on the coarse blue dress she had worn so much in Borva, took the deerhound she had brought with her from her Island home and started for a walk to Greenwich. She 1onged for the open air and the sight of a land where houses did not crowd on each other
 Suddenly carriage flashed by her. In if were Mrs. Lorraine and her mother. and Frank. For hours after that Sheila won dered about the great park, her heart overpowered by bitter, bitter thoughts. Suddenly the deerhound broke away from her and made after a herd of deer. She followed him, but 1t was too late. The dog had brought down a stag. Some workmen brought the dog back to her and warned her to leave the park before 
 directing her to remote gate. Fright ened sadly, she made her way home. where she told Frank of her adventure.
 You are very thoughtless I wish you would take more trouble to be like other women I will go and thrash that dog within an inch of his life
 NO" said Sheila, drawing herself up. Borva in her look. It was my fault, not the dogs
 Well really,'' continued Frank, not warned by the look. you are constantly putting both me and yourself in the most embarrassing positions Do you know who was in the hall when I came home this afternoon? It was that wretched hag who keeps the fruit stall on the corner. It seems you gave her and her family tea and cake in the kitchen last night"
 She is very poor" replied Sheila
 Poor She is an old thief. l have no doubt. Suppose I had brought some one home to dinner with me what must the servants think of you?'
 T do not heed what the servants think of me- said Sheila, calm and erect
 Apparently notl' retorted Frank, "or you would not go on making yourself ri- diculous."
 And if I make myself ridiculous by attending to poor people, it is not my husband should tell me- said Sheila, with a touch of indignation about her proud and beautiful lips. She turned and walked out. Frank was too surprised to follow her.
 Next day Frank proposed that they go down to Brighton for a week.-Mrs.. Lor- raine and her mother were going to Brighton-and Sheilla could see the ocean. The young wife was full of joyful antci- patton. She would see her beloved sea again She pictured to herself shores like those of Borva. The difference be- tween her dream and the actuality was q dismal shock to her. What could this great city of hotels and houses mean by sitting there beside the waves and spoil ing the scene? But there was her own beloved ocean-man could not change that.
 She wanted to get boat and sail out on 1t at once, but Frank lectured her and ridiculed the idea. Ingram had been urged to go with the party. but he lad
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-06
They Don't Know.
From Success Magazine.

From Success Magazine.
 A Massachusetts congressman was hs- gently converslng with colleague who entertains more or less socialistic notions expressed in a more less vague way You fellows don't know exactly what you want" said the Massachusetts man. You remind me of school teacher who once had a mutinous class of pupils on hls hands.
 That portion of the school who att tempted this miniature rebellion sent q committee to state their grievance. in the name of the rest.
 But the principal would have no words with them. He simply locked them in his room and went down to par ley with the rank and file"
 Well. said he, and what is 1t you want?
 i've want the same as the other boys upstairs
 What is thaty
 We don't know"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-06
Why They Advertise 1t.

From the Houston Post.
 These wealthy men evidently believs that the Lord loves cheerful giver"
 'They evidently also think tho Lord reads the papers,
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
A Real Wonderland.

South Dakota, with its rich silv or
mines, bonanza farms, wide ranges
and strange natural formations, is a
veritable wonderland. At Mound City
in the home Of Mrs. E. D. Clapp, a
wonderful case of healing has lately
occurred. Her son seemed near death
with lung and throat trouble. "Ex-
hausting coughing spells occurred
every five minutes" writes Mrs.
Clapp, "when I began giving DIR.
Kings New Discovery, the great me-
dicine, that saved his life and COM
pletely cured him. "Guaranteed for
coughs and colds, throat and lung
troubles by j. r. Kruger druggist.
SOC. and $1.O0. Trial bottle free.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
TAFT EEAvEs FOR BERLIN
Secretary of War Ends His Visit to
st. PETERSBURG.

Secretary of War Ends His Visit to
St. Petersburg.
st. Petersburg, Dec. 6,-William Fl.
Taft, the American secretary of war,
and the members of his party left
here at noon for Berlin. A party of
Russian officers and functionaries and
the staff of the American embassy
saw the visitors off at the railroad
station.
The secretary will spend a few
hours in Berlin. He has asked Charlie
magne Tower, the American ambassa-
dor at Berlin, to omit any formal en-
tertainment on account of the serious
illness of his mother at Millbury,
Mass \
The Russian authorities are re-
lieved that the secretary's visit has
passed off without any untoward Incl
dent The request of a group of stu
dents of the university to be permit
ted to send a deputation to welcome
Secretary Taft upon his arrival was
denied by the authorities, as it was
feared that this deputation was mere
ly cover for revolutionary demon
stration. The secret police constant
ly guarded the corridors of the hotel
where the Taft party stopped in order
to prevent their being molested by
anarchists or cranks.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
SAID TO HAVE CONFESSED
Suspect Held in Connection With
Great Northern Robbery, g..

/ San Francisco, Dec. 6.--Peter F.
Roller, who Is said to have been an
agent of Secret Service Agent Will
lam J. Burns and is now held here on
charge of larceny, has secured a
confession from John Worthington of
completely in the robbery of the Great
Northern train in Montana several
months ago in which between $4,000
and 100000 in coin and currency was
stolen. The confession is in the hands
of the local police. held on instruc-
tons from Roller in the hope that he
may obtain a portion of the reward
offered for the capture of the train
robbers y a.'.* 49, ..A' .r:''>
~Worthington has been held in the
jail for some time suspected of COM
plicity in the train robbery. Three
men were engaged in the crime, two
of whom were captured with incrim-
mating evidence, and the confession
of Worthington runs the last of the
trio to earth
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
Badly Mixed Up.

Abraham Brown, of Wintertown,
n. Y, had a very remarkable ex-
perience; he says; doctors got bad
ly mixed up over me; one said heart
disease; two called it kidney trouble;
the fourth blood poison, and the fifth
stomach and liver trouble; but none
of them helped me; SO my wife ad-
vised trying Electric Bitters, which
are restoring nae to perfect health.
One bottle did me more good than all
the five doctors prescribed" Guaran-
teed to cure blood poison, weakness
and all stomach, liver and Kidney
complaints, by J. r. Kruger drugg-
ist, so cents.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
TROOPS IN READINESS.
Federal Soldiers May Be Sent to Gold
field, New.

Washington, Dec. 6.-Orders have
been issued by President Roosevelt to
have federal troops held in readiness
to aid in restoring order at Goldfeld,
New. This action was taken upon
representation from Governor Sparks
of that state that the miners at Cold
field are in revolt and riot. Nevada is
the one state in the Union which has
no state militia. Governor Sparks
does not deem the situation such as
to justify immediate federal interfer-
ence, but as one likely at any time to
get beyond his ability to control. The
nearest federal military base is at
San Francisco.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
Aso o. soo@ ~e~e ~e~e
Al e e r + a

0S>w S9~W %SC wv WV ~>O W. CIV
Chas. Eystad was in Alberta We'd
nesday.
Those people who forecast the
future weather from the phases of the
moon predict dry December. Per-
haps cold but free from very much
snow of any kind.
William Lippert shipped about
thirty five dollars worth of furs from
this place this week.
M. J. Graettinger shipped furs of
the value of about twenty five dollars
from this place to Oshkosh, Wiscon-
sin, this week.
George FsEWell was an Alberta
business caller Wednesday.
Peter Hanson was caller in Alber-
ia on Wednesday.
L. Fosmark was about town in AL
berta Wednesday.
Henry Barnes made a shipment
of furs from this place this week to
a Wisconsin furrier that was valued
at about ninety dollars. This appears
to have been favorable season for
the trappers or a good year to pro-
duce an abundant crop of fur bear
ing animals.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
Beef Cattle, COWS and neiiers X, to III
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is blood or constitutional dis
ease, and in order to cure it you must
take internal remedies, Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, and acta direct
'1y on the blood and mucous surfaces.
Halls Catarrh Cure is not quack medi-
cine. 1t was prescribed by one of the
best physicians in this country for years
and is regular prescription. It is conn
posed of the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting dir
ectly on the mucous surfaces. The per
feet combination of the two ingredients
is what produces such wonderful results
in curing Catarrh. Send for Testimonials
free.
F. J. CHENEY.6 CO., Props, Toledo, 0.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
ton, 3R
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
CITY OFFICIAL NOTICES
Resolution.
(By Alderman Guter.)

Alderman Gutter introduced and
moved the passage and adoption Of the
following resolution, which was duly
seconded by Alderman Vinje:
Be it resolved by the City Council
of the city of Morris that the City
Clerk be and he hereby is authorized
to issue warrants on the City Treasury
to pay the following sums.
NJ. Ryan, street work. ... $32 90
Barney Eek, labor .......... 8 90
VIM. Kopitzke, digging $50 IA So
Hartvig Larson, digging 49,. IA SO
Erick Peterson, board for pris-
o. F. Tewksbury, labor. ........ 2 90
Loweth & Wolff, sewer inspec-
Western Supply CO., repairs
and supplies. =. s5 30
This resolution to take effect and be
in ;. force from and after it's passage
and publication thereof.
Passed this 9th Gay of November
A. D. 1907.
q. B. LUND,
Pees.a the council.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
Here's Good Advice.

O. S. Woolever, one of the best
known merchants of LIE Raysville, N,
Y, says: "If you are ever troubled
with piles, apply Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. 1t cured me of them for good
20 years ago." Cures every sore
wound, burn Or abrasion. 25c. at J. r.
K1ueger's drug store.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
Ask $5o,oco,ooo Annually.

Washington, Dec. GA delegation
Of fifty members of the rivers and
harbors congress, led by Representa-
tive Bartholdt Of Missouri, called On
Speaker Cannon at the Capitol and
presented him with a resolution adopt
ed by the congress calling for an an
nual appropriation of $50,000,0O0 for
the Improvement of rivers and har-
bors in this country.
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
No NEED OF TROOPS
William D. Haywood Discusses
Situation at GOldfield.
EXPLAINS MINERS POSITION
Are Willing to Accept Cashiers
Checks for Half of Their Wages but
as the Paper Is Not Generally Ae-
cepted They Ask Half in Cash.

cepted They Ask Half in Cash.
Denver, Dec. 6.-When William D.
Haywood, secretary treasurer of the
Western Federation of Miners, was
Informed that Governor Sparks Of Ne
vada had asked that federal troops be
sent to Goldfeld, New, he said:
"The miners at Goldfeld have been
fair with the mine owners and can
not conceive how federal troops could
be necessary unless capitalists have
become INSCRIPTIONS.
81 have just returned from Gold
field, where 1 investigated the dis
putes between the miners and mine
owners. There has been some talk of
a reduction In wages owing to the
financial panic, but this talked Of de-
crease has not come, to my know1-
edge.
"Secondarily, the miners were dis
satisfied at the cashiers check sys.
tenn. They were willing to put up
with the panic, however, and offered
to accept half of their wages in cash
iers' checks and the other half in
gold.
"The value of cashiers check has
greatly decreased in Goldfield. Not
being generally accepted the miners
were willing to save them until the
panicky situation had been alleyiated.
But it was necessary for the miners
to live, which in Goldf1eld necessi-
tated that a portion of their salary be
paid In gold.
personally interviewed Governor
Sparks on the situation. Nevada has
no state troops and therefore there is
no danger of riot. Sparks seemed
to know this and my impression of
him was that he would hesitate to
permit government troops to enter
Nevada, because their entrance might
mean riot" =
Morris tribune., 1907-12-07
Amusement at Goldfieid.

Goldfield, New, Dec. 6.-The news
that Governor Sparks had called upon
the government to have troops ready
for use in Goldfield on moments
notice to restore order was heard in
this community with amazement. On
the surface Goldfield is as quiet as on
a holiday: