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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Rev. A. S. Cochran Assistent Field
Secretary of the Iowa Holiness AS
ISOLATION will preach in the Evangel-
ical church Saturday evening May IL
also Sunday morning May II, and in
Viola Center Evangelical church, Sun
day and Monday evening May II and
18th. A cordial invitation to all.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

The Womens' Foreign Missionary
Society Of the NJ. T.. church will meet
at the home Of Mrs. McHargue on
Tuesday, May fourteen, at half-past
two O'Clock The devotion will be led
by Mrs. Long. The topic for study is
" China Centenary Leader, Mrs.
Il. j. Creveling.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

G. w. Hoover spent part of last
week at Cedar Rapids attending the
Iowa Funeral Directors Association.
He reports a good meeting, about
three hundred delegates being present
The association was formed some
twenty-seven years ago and has been
for anyone but a licensed embalmer to
prepare body for shipment or burial
and tine fine is $4,000 for each offense.
This will wholly eliminate the old
time custom of having the neighbors
to come in and lay GU" the corpse.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Superintendent Mantz and the High
School ball club go TO Guthrie Center
tomorrow for return game there on
Saturday. Next Wednesday they play
the Clerks of Audubon and on Friday
of next week they will meet the team
of the Carroll High School at the Au-
dubOn grounds.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

T.. S. Van Goruer left Des Moines
at $40 Tuesday morning in his auto
and arrived in Audubon at $3.50 by
Jogging along easily and stopping
about an hour and "a half by the way
The distance in 50 miles.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09
Hail Insurance.

There is more damage done by
hail throughout Iowa every year than
by fire, lightning aud windstorms.
The cheapest and best company is
the Old German Mutual OF LeMars,
Iowa. Farmers insure your crops in
this company and you will be well
protected and in case Of o loss you
will get every dollar that you have
coming.
Phone or call on Miles S. Kness
Agent,
Audubon, Iowa
Phone $50
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09
Don't Paw Aiimony

To be divorced from your appendix
There will be no occasion for it if you
keep your bowels regular with Doctor
Kings New Life Pills. Their action is
SO gentle that the appendix never has
cause to make the least complaint. Is
guaranteed by A H Roberts, druggist;
Csc; try them.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Veritas Masonic Lodge, is busy
now about twice a Yeek initiating new
members. On Tuesday evening II. j.
Mantz and his brother Will Mantz,
were taken in. Ana on Friday even
ing Ben Tramp aad Will Hamilton
will have the mysteries OF the craft
unfolded 10 them
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

For stomach troubles, biliousness,
and constipation try Chamberlain s
Stomach and Liver Tablets. Many
remarkable cures have been effected
by them. Price, 25c: samples free. For
sale by A III Roberts, AT Audubon.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09
Secret marriages are becoming quit

Secret marriages are becoming quite
a fad. Even school teachers are in
dulging in the pastime. An exchange
says that Professor Wells. principal
of the public schools, at Panora, SUR
prised that community In announcing
that he was married. He and Miss
Cecil Roberts. daughter Of G. NJ. Rob
erts, of that place we're married on the
sixteenth OF last February, in Nebras-
ka. They had intended 70 keep 1t a
secret until school was out, but there
was a vacancy in the assistant princi-
palship OF the public school and ia
order to get her the position he in
formed the board of their marriage.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

We unintentional omitted to men
ton that May Breakfast, last week,
which was served ia such generous
and elegant style. There was a good
attendance and the ladies had some
twenty dollars to Pat in the treasury.
The May Breakfas idea seems to have
been established a. an annual feature
in that church.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Miss Beatrice Gearheart, of Cedar
Rapids, passed through Audubon,
Monday, on the way to Brayton to
visit her folks, William Gearheart and
wife. She was accompanied by her
sister, Miss Ethel, who had been max.
lug her visit.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. Agnes Stotts and daughter,
Myrtle Stotts, came down from Roch-
ester, Minnesota, last week and will
tarry through the summer TO reouper-
ate before returning to their home on
on Catalina Islands, Southern Califor-
MIA
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

The interest in grammar usually dis
played by farmers wife is not so
much as to whether it is proper and
right to say the "hen sets" or the
I" hen sits," but she always likes TO
knowwhen hen cackles whether she
is "laying" or "lying."
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

1--WE notice that you have been ro-
ferring TO the low price OF horses ten
years ago and also To the high prices
at the present time" said gentleman
in this Office the other day. Now
lot Inc give you an item. Some two
or three months ago al q sale at Peter
Jorgensen's IN Hamlin township a
span of yearling mare colts, sired by
+. ID. Searls Norman horse was sold
for $377.00. We don't think you can
beat that for price. Next
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Miss Esther White, OF Audubon,
and Miss Minnie Robinson, of Nor
gan, Colorado, left today at noon for
a visit with relatives down at Oska-
loosa and Ottumwa
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Will Hudler, the industrious and
efficient foreman of this office, is abb
sent this week, having gone with his
father to western Nebraska to inspect
that section of the country with some
notion of settlement.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

j A. Maharg returned Tuesday
from his trip TO New Mexico and Tex
as where he spent three weeks inspect
ing the lands. He didn't buy any
but was we'll enough pleased TO think
Of making another trip little later.
He spent one night at the home Of
Jessie Graves who is busy putting In
200 acres Of Kaffir Corn and Milo
Maize. He found the weather cold
down there and the spring quite back
ward the same as here.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

G. w. Benton and wife were in town
yesterday bringing With them two
hundred and one dozen eggs saved up
the last two weeks. They are worth
as much as several loads OF corn n
few years ago" said Mr., Benton as
he unloaded the eggs. Let us see.
Two hundred dozen at fourteen cents
are worth S2S.l4 1t would take three
hundred and fifty.one bushels Of corn
at eight cents bushel to bring that
much
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Miss Anna Boust arrived home on
Tuesday from Wichita Falls, Texas,
after visit of two months with her
brother. She reports delightful wealth
err down there.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

H. y. Cousins has had two weddings
the last week, one being MIR, Frank
Skinner and Mrs. Goldie Shirley, OF
Audubon, and the other Mr.. Chris
Petersen and Dora Hagedon, of Lin
coin township.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

We found one farmer last week who
was satisfied with the weather. That
was l.. M. Estes of Melville who said
he had never known spring that was
nicer for putting in the crops and the
ground couldn't be ia finer condition
for sowing and planting. The cold
weather hasn't done much damage,
and with warm weather and rain
which will surely come soon, vegeta
ton will spring up like magic. The
weather's all right.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

On Saturday evening Mrs. II. l..
Kile entertained at supper three aged
lady friends, Mrs. Brainard, Mrs.
Haderer and Mrs. Conant and they
seemed to enjoy it as much as though
they we're young girls again.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Carl Hoover is home from Mime.
apolis for visit, after an absence
months he took charge of a large au-
tomobile for a private party in that
city. Carl is quite a machinist and
we are under obligations TO him for
working with our gasoline engine.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Anton Peterson, who moved from
near Elk Horn to two miles west of
town this spring, is building a ma
chine shed. He says his machinery is
all new and he thinks it will pay to
care for it.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Our correspondent from Here and
There gives an account of a pleasant
birthday party at the home of John
Egan who was grertly surprised by
his neighbors and friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs Zion left Tuesday for Clarinda
to visit her son, William, who is an
inmate of the hospital. She goes be-
cause the doctor writes that his condi-
tion is becoming serious.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Colonel NJ. S. Kness will have a
sale on Saturday, May Eleventh, at
his sale yards, in Audubon. when he
will sell some horses, buggies and
household furniture. Sale will COM
mence at one O'Clock.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Rev. Marion Johnson, of Morning
Side, was in town tuesday on his way
to Des Moines. He spoke at Kirkman,
Sunday, while Mrs. Johnson filled a
place at Harlan.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Ed Rice, of Gray, was in town on
Monday with his runabout. We are
informed that he ran from Gray to
Audubon in twenty-five minutes and
from Extra up to Audubon in thirty
minutes. Ten miles in twenty-five min
utes is fast running.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

A change of time of the Sunday
train on the North Western has been
made, beginning with last Sunday.
The train now comes down in the
morning being due to arrive at eight
forty.five and leave at nine O'Clock.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Ed Wood returned home yesterday
morning from a trip TO western South
Dakota, whittier he was called by the
death of a little child OF his wife,
brother, Mr.. Dickey
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

The Baccalaareate Sermon TO the
graduating class of the High School
will be delivered by Rev. A. K. Grant
at the M. f. church on Sunday even
ing May twenty-seven.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

John A. Krick writes from the west
making request that his paper be sent
to Pierre, South Dakota, instead OF
Wyoming because he has taken up a
homestead in the vicinity of the latter
place.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

E. S. Van Gorder and wife went TO
Des Moines, Monday, returning Tues
day with his auto and accompanied
by Mr.. and Mrs. Getchell, brother
and sister of Mrs. Van Gorder.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

On Thursday evening, of last week,
a pleasant reception was held at the
Presbyterian church to welcome the
new pastor and his family. The pro-
gram was wholly informal, all speech
es being barred. Ice cream and cake
was served for light refreshments.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Doctor Carrie Brooks Wood, ac-
companied by herhusband, is spend
ing the week at a meeting of the State
Dental Association, at Cedar Rapids,
but will be home for Saturday.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. L. j. Rippey and her daught-
err, Bessie Rippey, go TO Winterset,
this week, TO make their home, Mr..
Rippey being employed in drug
store in that city.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs L. A. McGinnis and son came
home, last of the week, from Humboldt
somewhat improved but not yet very
strong.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Better get down to the station early
now or you may get left as they have
new conductor, Mr.. Brinkly, who
is taking the place OF Jack Lemon
while he takes lay off and looks
after that farm up in South Dakota.
When the time arrives Mr., Brinkly
says g all aboard " and goes, instead
of looking round the corner to see If
some belated traveller is touching the
high places TO catch the train.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

X. Q. Ward, who had been working
here in the Office OF his uncle, has res
turned TO his home ont at Tecumseh,
Nebraska
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Grandma Haderer went to Omaha
Monday, TO visit awhile with her
daughter. She was accompanied as
far as Atlantic by Mrs. Chris Haderer
and the children
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

II. l.. Squires, of Carroll county,
Is running saw mill, cutting ~ the
timber from the planted groves ofthat
county for building purposes.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Several old fashioned moving wag.
ons passed through Audubon, Tues
day evening, on theirway from South
ern Iowa to South Dakota
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

l.. Nj. Estes and M. Il. Foley went
down TO Atlantic, Monday, to close %
deal on some Texas land purchased
some months ago.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mr.. and Mrs. a. Matheson, from
Stanton, Nebraska, came over Tues
day for visit with her Sister, Mrs.
ID. M. Fullerton, and other relatives.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Miss Frances Burns was at Denison
over Sunday visiting her sister who
is teacher of English in the High
School.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09
A Teachers Examination.

Review School at the Academy
Earlham, Iowa, June 10th to July 10
Write for particulars.
". H.. MONROE,
16w4 Conductor.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Public Sale of Hereford cattle in
Audubon on Saturday, May Eighteen.
See advertisement on last page
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Miss Edith Armstrong, daughter of
w. S. Armstrong, returned from Des
Moines, first of the week, where she
had made visit with relatives.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

All Miller, OF Cameron, was down to
Audubon, Monday. He is just moving
into new house built on his farm.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. l.. E. Gill, with her daughter,
Mrs. Bonnie Race, and baby Arthur,
we're up from Extra on Wednesday,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

A stockman in Page county recently
held public sale at which he sold one
hundred aud five horses and twenty
mules at an average price Of $4,000 a
head
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. Houck and Mrs. Overstreet, o.
Dexter, are here to visit Mrs. o. b
Train and Mrs. John Cameron. OF
Lincoln
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

House and lot for sale. Inquire at
this Office. I5tf
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. AL VOORHEES,, of Extra, was up
to Audubon, Friday, spending the
day among friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09
ABSTRACTS.

Do you know your title Is perfecta
Real Estate Is valuable. Call on
NASH & PHELPS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Wonder if this dry weather results
from having squeezed all the water
out of the railroad stocks?
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

LAKE VIEW ICE OFF from pure wat
err, to residences SOC per hundred; 10
business houses, 25c per hundred
Phone II. 146t. j. S. DENNIS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

H. U. Funk, former attorney here,
is now located at Rogers, Arkansas,
in partnership with his brother.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Doctor McLeran took the train,
Tuesday for Ell Reno, Oklahoma, on
business.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Joe II. Ross made q business trip
to Harlan, last Of the week.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Sam Ulrich is building an addition
to his neat little cottage, down by the
school house.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Cut flowers, fancy ice cream, party
novelties for all occasions. Give your
orders to Prick Drug Co. so If
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Our -four is guaranteed. Try il
Corn, oats, hay and mill feed Away,
on hand. Phone l41.
# PAT MCCALL.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Wednesday gave us a nice touch o.
spring weather, but We are still shy oil
any rain
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Judge Green returned to Atlantic,
Monday, to continue this term of
court. ,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Cloyd Maxwell. of Oakland, is
clerlxing in the drug store OF Prick
and Company.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09
AUDUBON MARKETS.

Frank Hansen. CT Walnut, came up
Tue sday To visit his folks.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

On Tuesday afternoon Mrs. j. A.
Long entertained the ladies of The
Embroidery Club, serving light re-
freshments.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Plenty of money for farm loans.
BOYSEN 81 BEASoN.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

VIM G.. Lee and wife returned last
of the week from Guthrie County
where they had been to visit their
three sons.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Lawn mowers sharpened at oul
shop. Bring them ia early.
18w2 +. NJ. JOHNSON.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Rev. G.. Ell. Braun, Of Atlantic, went
up to Manning, Monday, to hold a
conference with the presiding elder
concerning Home Missions.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Samuel Conybeare has been re-
elected principal of the high school at
Guthrie Center at a salary of $1,000
per month.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. Joe Kevan and Mrs. Kelsey
drove to Harlan, Saturday, for Wis
it among friends.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

c. w. Tramp of Creston has been
here this week on a short visit
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. j. Kuhn returned home Mon,
day.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Peter Heigaard, of Poplar, was ii
town Tuesday attending TO business
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

DR.. Smith will occupy the rooms
formerly used by Chas. Bagley.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

J. M. McKarahan returned home,
Monday morning.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Gerson Laubender returned Friday
from his visit to New Mexico and 9th.
er points of the big southwest.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Mrs. Henry Kroeger returned TO her
home in Extra, Tuesday,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Il. FL. Maurer, Of Larland left for
Colorado, Tuesday, combining bust
ness and pleasure.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

Music Lessons-MRs. Q. H. WILDE
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

John Ward returned home yesterda,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-05-09

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16w4
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-09-12
Il wAs TOO SHORT NOTICE.


"OId Uncle jed was SO fond of his
coppers as to have acquired the repu-
tation in Melville Of being a "leetle
Nigh but he was also fond Of crea-
ture comforts. Somehow 1t taxed his
Ingenuity to reconcile these conflicting
taHtea
Tie citizens OF Millville were much
addicted to entertainments OF a So
ciai and edible nature called 'subscrir,-
ton PARTIES" and Uncle Jed was al
most Invariably one of the partici-
pants. He sacrificed his desire for
economy, however, by fasting for q
certain length Of time beforehand.
On one occasion party was hastily
arranged in honor of transient guest
Of the town, and Uncle Jed was In
formed Of the AFFAIR on the forenoon
Of the very day on which the enter
tainment was given.
NO, mol. said the old man emphat-
ically. Il should have been happy to
80 II you'd gin me more notice. You
gin'rally charge about four times
what it's wuth, anyway; but II have
chance to git ready, can git about
half my. moneys with. AS 1t is, /
can't go this time. It's too short no.
tice. Judge.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-09-12
Costly Peace.

Westerner lin eastern city)--Yes,
I'm gettin' sort Of tired O. western life.
an as I'm purity well fixed. says to
myself, l guess III come east an set
tie down. Who lives in all them fine
houses?
Resident-Well, most Of those hand
some residences you refer to are occu-
pied by eminent lawyers and judges.
Lawyers! Does lawyers here git
as rich as that? BY gum! How many
Is there?"
Lawyers? Oh, presume there are
about thousand here"
by gum! It's goin' ter cost too
much to live peaceably here. l guess
I'll go back to where folks carry
guns."-N. Y. Weekly.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-09-12
Cunning Chap.

"Yes," confessed the blushing girl
with the white parasol. II thought it
rather odd that Jack should keep on
asking about our college yell. Finally,
to get rid of him, told him 1t was
three yells in quick succession"
what them? asked her chum.
what then? Why, the goose kissed
me three times before could re-
monstrate and when gave yell for
each kiss mamma thought was CIV
Ing the class YELL"