The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-03-21
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Say, baking days fest lots of fun
Though Liza Ann she gets so mad
And says we're orful. orful bad.
And chases us. and makes US run
Still, baking days just lots Of fun.
For when she has her cake all done
And in the oven baking, she
Calls to brother Dick and me:
Come long now, boys; you two
rooues can
Lick the poon and scrape the pan.
And then gee-whiz. how we do run
Say! Bakin days lots of fun
-Lippincott's.
i've got the stupidc3t kitten" said
my cousin. You can pinch her or
kick her or maui her about any way.
and she wont do thing. not even
peep"
THAT kitten" remarked. rs
Christian
"'Tain't," emphatically returned the
wise little one; she's a fool. Lip
pincott's.
You can't lost Kansas at any turn
of the road. Her people are as quick
with their wits in the big narts of
civilization as they are with their
scythes and more dangerous blades
on their native heath.
Old Senator Plumb of Kansas got
away with Gothamite some Yeas
ago at Waldorf.Astoria dinner Civ.
en- to a Kansas delegation by pluto
Gratis with axes to grind
The fish course presented itself In
the form OF a mammoth salmon cou.
chant and rampant amid its garni.
ture
You don't have fish like that in
Kansas, DO you Senator" asked the
New Yorker.
NO" drawled the westerner I'VE
don't need 'em. The Lord knows where
to send brain food"
In a recent biography It is related
that Taileyrand. sent across the chan
uel on the matter ol a diplomatic ques-
tion between England and France,
learned there that the French king
had been deposed and that his mission
was prematurely at an end He had
not been very favorably received. The
queen had turned her back on him
when presented at st. James. She
did quite right" said Talley rand af-
terward Her majesty is very ugly.
-Argonaut
II travel on your road a good deal. ]
said the traveller, "and I'd travel on
it good deal oftener II II wasn't for
the sharp curves"
whats the matter with the
curves?" asked the elevated railway
magnate.
"They ought to be provided with a
strong railing or something OF that
kind"
What for?'
so a train couldn't run off the
track when it goes whizzing and
grinding around one OF them and fall
to the street below"
You've never heard of that hap
pening. have you?"
"No-not yet"
well, when it does happen well
put something around those curves.
Good day."-Chicago Tribune.
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One evening a physician In Buralo
was persuaded by his wife to attend
a concert, although he has no knowl-
edge OF or interest in music. mum
ber of fine musicians gave evidence
OF their skill, but the doctor was eN-
tremcly listless. I.owever, when Ger.
tain lady came forward to sing the
physician seemed to brighten up.
who r. that contralro?"
"Contralto!" repeated his wife sur
prised why, she hasn't a contralto
voice-it's a high soprano"
The doctor made no reply.
Don you like her ypice?' inquired
the wife.
Well" said the doctor, after
pause, Il really can't say much Tor
the voice, but she has one of the I'M
est bronchitieses I've ever encounter
ed!"-Iippincott's.
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The class beginnin gthe study OF
French was struggling with an eXer'
else on the vocabularies, The prpfes-
sor. whose native language 1t was, suf-
fered more than the pupils while CIV
ing out the English words for them to
pronounce the corresponding French