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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17
A Clever Animal.

A Clever Animal.
Mayor Toai l.. Johnson Of Cleveland
has been piuckily lighting law III
ringing street railway. He tore up
some Of the railways tracks. an in
junction was served against him. and
then he in his turn secured another in
junction.
ave are like the obi lady and the
dog. with our ininneti0ns and nan
dAmuses and what not" said Mayor
johnson the other day.
There WAS. You know, an old LADY
who rented q furnished villa for tho
summer. and with the villa large dog
also went.
'.In the sitting room of the villa
there was comfortable armchair.
Tie old lady liked thi: CHAIR better
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17

Every time Judge I.andis takes -
cnn aud goes to buy quart Of keCol
sene now the grocer nudges the otase
customers and whispers. That's the
man Who nut on the 81. 2lO.0OO ana
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17
The Best Man.

The Best Man.
Pat was Invited to a wedding Tie
arrived atstse house and was ss,Dwu
upstairs to the gentlemens dressing
room.
The guests assembled beloY were
startled by bearing comm ,tion above.
;;ushin" INTO The hall. they vera STAR
tied TO behos,i Fat come tuin',iing head
frat down TIE stairs. completely dis
,lerelct'
.sWh.. Fat. what's t,.. lnattcr?"
asked the host
'Sl,ure AMI wint upstairs. aiil Win
i whit inter the room | s.el swell
young dandy wid a white car..1tioaary-
ii,na i'll his i,uitonl,o.e and xiii gavcs
OH his ht!r.is. AZ | SEE to m. .iHio's
yeI;' 'SAurc.' h. sez. AN I'm the best
inan.' and. hc=orr.v. he is
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17
FOR HARD AND SOFT COAL. COKE
OR WOOD.


The Advance Iuri High Grade Steel Range and all
in
o the
all
them explain fon find IA
like The
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17

1t now appears that the Havana duel
III which one of the contestants was
hurt waS. fought by men who didn't
know how to handle swords; hence the
unexpected casualty. Cuba should have
a law prohibiting the Inexperienced
from using pistols or steel to settle
their differences They should be firm
ly restricted TO bricks at half il nli:e.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17

Mexico's deportation OF the Yaguis
TO Yuca.au seems Ia have been ar-
ranged on the theory that the only
good Indian is dead one. YneataD
has a climate that will speedily reduce
the wickedness of the Yaquis by rap
Idly making the number OF them less.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17
A Frank Advertiser.

An English daily had the following
advertisement: Wanted A gentle
man to undertake the sale Of patent
medicine. The advertiser guarantees
1t will he profitable to the undertaken"
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-17

Nothing very startling is revealed In
Commissioner Smiths report that the
Standard Oil company sells its product
abroad for lower prices than 1t exae3j
In this country. It's the old STORY G
our steel rails over again.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
CITY STATEMENTS A COM
PARISON.

We have made careful exami-
nation of the recently published
financial statement of the city for
the year 1906. also the statement
for the year 1905, which was re-
published, as stated by the Mayor,
for the purpose of comparison.
Considering these statements
carefully. as intended. the appen-
dix to the report proper and the
statement of the Mayor in con-
junction, but for our knowledge of
the fairness of those who made
results for this statement their
freedom from political methods,
we might conclude the object to be
rather for the furtherance of po-
litical fortunes.
In comparing the financial state
ments for the years 1905 and 1906
we find that at the end of the year
1905 there was cash in the Treas
ury, S14.29S.57; there were out
standing vouchers. S23, 299. GA:
thus showing an Indebtedness at
the end of that year of $9.O91 .O7.
In the financial statement of Jan
uary /, 1907. we find cash i'm
Treasury. 50. 1850; there were
outstanding vouchers. SlO,S95. SO:
thus showing an indebtedness at
that time of 81, l19.S4. In other
words as shown by comparison of
these reports the Indebtedness of
the city was reduced $S,9lI.23|
from the Both day of December.
1905. to the 1st day of january.
1907. The incorrectness of this
is apparent for an ex-
of the report of receipts
and disbursements for the year
ending December 81. 1906, shows
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

Stanford White. the defamer of
woman's priceless jewel, character,
traduced the name of woman when
he convinced innocent. unsuspect-
ing girls that all women are of easy
virture. Such degenerates are
dangerous retrogrades, unworthy
the freedom of the living. Shaw,
Whites murderer, may be char
acter Just AS vile and repulsive to
the pure, deserving death, but of
one thing we are sure, New York
morals has not lost a point. and the
terror to the character of women
has been very much lessened by
the death of this calumniator.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
SOLID

Democrats are all one-way. All
classes will support the nominees
enthusiastically. The personel of
the ticket is admirable; each can
didate seems especially adapted to
the place named by the party.
Pledged to the doctrines of the
party, adverse to the hurtful in
huences of trusts and combines,
for the adjustment of labor and
capital questions, for the enforce
ment Of laws. given emphasis to
the Sunday laws, for higher morals,
the temperance question Nationally
and locally, revision of the tariff
On these questions Governor Beck
ham will find favor with the people
through the United States Senate
and with these doctrines as II
text. Judge Hager and the entire
ticket will be chosen by an unusual
majority.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
OUR PRINTER FRIEND.

/ Col. Pat" b. Harlow. who did
stunts" in the Advocate job-rooms
for several months. is now editor
of the Olive Hill Times. The first
issue is before us under his mana
cement. showing a decided inn
provement-beinga typographical
gem. The local, as wei! as the edi-
torial columns. are chuck full" of
good reading. Some years ago
while surveying the country Pat
made himself famous by taking
charge of the Snagtown Torchlight
and making a real newspaper of
it. The Torchlight was freak"
published at Snagtown, Ark, and
'mong the many clippings that Mr..
Harlow had in his possession. the
scribe selected the one publish
eel below, which will give some idea
of what was doing" when Patrick
took hold of the rag:
Jim Jones gived his wife an
other COW fer birthday present las
week. He said she want so pleased
course she was milking nine any
how, but tin was bettern nine as
Jim looked at it. His wifi SAYS his
allus has tin only whin one goe'
dry thin Jim hustles round an
gifts a mother an allus calls it hern
till it goes dry. We don't know
whicht ter believe but spose its
Mrs. Jim fer we amt erfraid er
jim but his wife has bin milkin
cows too long ter be lackin mus
sed."
We congratulate Mr.. Harlow
upon his good judgement in locat-
ing in the thriving little city of
Olive Hill, and her excellent citi-
zenship will never regret his com
ing-if he gives to them the paper
he is cabaGle of pntting out. Here's
to you, Pat and the glad .ay
of the Advocate force is extended
from the editor-in-chief who grinds
out the copy and 'pays-ofi" on Sat
urday, to the devil" who makes
the fires.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
ron NERVES -AmEalcAniris u.Ix,s

The Rexall Americanitis Elixir Is a tom
L. nerve food composed chiefly of free
Phosphorus, Glycophosphates, Iron Pyro-
phosphate and Calisaya.
The wonderful results of this remedy are
due to the fact that it supplies Phosphor-
GUS to the nerve cells in condition in
which 1t can. be Immediately and easily
taken up by them.
The Glycophosphates, actual nerve-tis-
sue builders, are one of the most recent
and valuable additions to this branch Of
medicine and unquestionably more eff
Gent remedy than the well-known Hypo-
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The Iron Pyrophosphates are the most
easily assimilated form of iron which givE
tone and color, and the combined alkaloiSvN
most all the functions of the body. 75c.
and $50 bottle.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

that the receipts in excess of ex-
penditures for that year are 3d.
1858 and this is the entire
amount that could be applied to
the payment of the old indebted
ness of 9,09l.O 7 as far as the pub
lished statement shows.
These are facts. and our mathe-
MATES will not justify the statement
of the reduction of city indebted
ness, as appears in statement. We
only wish they could accommodate
us in arriving at such a condition.
The payment of 81, 1858 on an
obligation of 50. 09l. OF will not re-
duce it to 81, 1884 -figuers won't
work that way. But, should we
go into the business of 1907, and
take the fund accruing from H.
censes. which belong to report to
be rendered January /, 1905
Take from Peter to pay Paul."
leaving the current expenses to
care for themselves, this reduction
might be made. This, however.
is the only way we can reconcile
the appendix with the report pro-
per. a putting of two years reports
-orparts thereof, into one. We
VIII have more to say next week.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

Debt to the business man or cor
pOratlOn is not Il terror, for they
meet obligations. The city of
great Indebtedness create greater
ones. it grows, is beautified, pro-
vides itself with whatever is neees-
sary for the convenience, comfort,
development, Improvement, better
ment of her people. In order to
the growth and care of a city, the
officials must be Justly renumerated
for no man can labor so well
without this incentive.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
FoR cArAnnn--MuetroNr

The chief ingredients of Mucu-Tone arc
Gentian,, Cubebs, Cascara Sagrada, Glyc-
crime and Sarsaparilla.
Gentian is recognized in medicine as one
OF the greatest tonics ever discovered. Ii
combines the tonic powers of all known
"bitters,' with none OF the disadvantages
applying to any.
Cubebs have long been recognized as a
SPECIFIC in the treatment of all catarrhal
conditions. Its action is prompt and its
benefit almost invariable.
Cascara Sagrada is especially introduced
for its unapproachable laxative properties.
The combination of these with Glycerine
and Sarsaparilla makes Mucu-Tone a
point and gradually restores the diseased
tissues. Bottle, 5Oc.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

The business men. because of
unusual crops at good prices, should
be IN easy circumstances and if
they are not, there must be Il lack
OF management or economy. and
~ better time for retrenchment
than now. could be engaged. TO
clean up and be prepared for the
pinching times, is advisable.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

We would appreciate the kind
ness of our neighbor county, Clark
in her proiTer to take care of the
financial interests of the Society of
Equity. of Montgomery county.
but our first duty is to care for our
own interests.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
FOR PUBLIC INTEREST.

The following Is a resolution
heartily and unanimously approved
mt meeting of the State Guard
assembled in session at Frankfort
on the 9th. instant, which we APP
prove just as cordially:
RESOLVED, That this Conven-
ton in the interest of the Ken
lucky State Guard and in accord
with the action of other States in
providing for their militia. does
respectfully and earestly urge upon
the members of the Legislature
that will assemble in January,
1908. to make such provision as
will insure regular attendance at
drills and other exercises nccessa-
ry to the proper discipline and
military Training of the organ
lied militia of Kentucky. To that
end we state our belief that attend
ance by enlisted men and nom
commissioned officers at drills, in
spections, parades and other eXer-
cises prescribed for the instruction
of the Kentucky State Guard, be
construed rs the performance of
one days duty and be paid for at
the Government rate of pay for
such enlisted men and non-com-
missiOned officers when on duty.
No charge shall be presented
against the State by any regiment
of the Kentucky State Guard for
more than fifty-two attend
ances per annum, at such exercises,
by any member of any company,
battalion or regiment.
The pay as prescribed by the
United States Government is the
pittence of 43c per day of - days
or S22.36 per capita per year. If
the State has militia at all it
should be well organized. To
this all Kentuckians will be agreed.
The amount is comparatively moth
ing, but it is an incentive to
greater efforts. The member who
will secure the enactment of "a law,
the provisions of this
resolution may live to realize the
good service he has performed for
his State.
The military has frequent emer-
gency calls and this law would
guarantee better trained men for
service. Again, if we are to ex-
pect much of our Kentucky SOL
diers. we must show our apprecia-
ton of them. And again. it Sc
cures better class of men; men
who would contend for principle
with their lives. Give the State
the men of high morals and they
will bring things to pass.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

This isa day of the young man 5
vision" he is to be the motorman
of tomorrow.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

A Good Fence for Little Money.
That's what Royal Fence is. 26,
30 and AZ inches high. Our price
the lowest. G. r. Flanders.
X. +. D.3, Mt. Sterling, KY.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
IN CONFUSION.

Who will become the willing sub
ject on the political sacrifciaI alter is
the question mostly concerning ar
dent Republican leaders at this
juncture! They don't seem to have
a Moses. The negro must be sat
isfied, or he will bolt. They have
no claim on the "Anti-Saloon Lea
que" and, if they had, their tenn
perance men, O'Rear & Burnam,
would meet with a reprimand at
the polls by the negro. The Sun
day laws went unnoticed when Re-
publicans were in power and Meth
er churchman nor moralist may be
expected to consider Republican
claims. Then, the family quarrcls,
what one will be for, the other will
oppose. No chance! No chance!!
If Republican had nomination
what would he do with it!
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
williams CarbOIiC SaIve With Ar
MICA and Witch Hazel,

The best salye in the world for cuts. bruises,
sores, Ulcers. salt Rheum, letter. Chapped
Hands, and all skin eruptions. II is guaranteed
10 give abstraction. or money refunded. Price
ssc by druggists. Sold by Thos. Kennedy.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

A specific for pain-Dr. Thomas
Electric Oil, strongest, cheapest
liniment ever devised. A house
hold remedy in America for 25
years. 30-4t
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
Special Bargains.

In ladies and gents underwear
notions and Wall paper.
lS-tf NJ. K. Hainline
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
Four Years Ahead Of the
Pure Drug Law!

A few of the 500 famous REXALLN
Remedies, one for each human i'll,
are. u
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27

The famous Rexall ''s3' Hair Tonic Is
thol and Pilocarpin. 80
Resorcin is one of the latest and most
effective germ-killers discovered by science.
and in connection with Beta Naphthol.
which Is both germicidal and antiseptic.
a combination Is formed which not only
destroys the germs which rob the hair Of
its nutriment, but creates a clean and
healthy condition of the. scalp, which pre-
vents the development Of new germs.
Pilocarpin is q well known agent for re-
storing the haiTato its natural color, where
the loss Of colo5 has been due 70 disease
ct the scalp. lfis not coloring matter o.
This combination Of curatives mixed
with alcohol as a stimulant, perfects the
most effective remedy for hair and scalp
troubles known today. Per bottle, 50c.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-02-27
"RExALl" oRngRLIES
The New laxaslvs

If you suffer from constipation or 4
sluggish liver, We, wast you TO try this
has never failed.
"Rexall' OIderlies have all the virtues
and none of the defects OF those laxatiyes
and cathartics already known. They are
harmless vanilla-iayored tablets that effect
a REIMBURSEMENT of Natures functions
no gripping, no nausea. no purging.
Pleasant to the taste-they give immedi-
ate relief.
A trial will prove to you that they are
the best laxative and cathartic ever pre-
seribed.
iOc. box of twelve; o5c. q box Of 20.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-22
CALL FOR ELECTION.
Democratic Primary Election for Del
egates to Congressional County
Convention.

BY virtue OF the action OF th@
Democratic Congressional Committed
for the Fifth Congressional DistricI
Of Oklahoma a primary election a
hereby called for Carter County I'd
be held on June 18th, 1907, In eaclI
election precinct in said county fo}
the purpose Of electing delegates I'd
the county convention to be held al
Ardmore June 18th, 1907. each votin !
precinct to elect one delegate for ev|
cry twenty-five votes or major frac|
tion thereof cast for the democratic
nominee in the constitutional conven|
don election. November 6. 1906.
The judges. clerks, and inspector1
OF said primary election shall be i'd
all instances the same as those apl
pointed by the Central Committed
OF Carter County to hold the primarJ
election OF June Sth. 1907. and said
primary election shall he CID at tho
same voting places and within the
same election precincts as said pri
mary election OF June sth. 1907.
The primary election to elect said
delegates shall be held In all respects
in accordance with the laws OF the
Territory OF Oklahoma governing pri
mary elections.
Witness my hand as Congressional
Committeeman for Carter County this
7th day OF May, 1907.
GEORGE II. SPENCER.
Done by order OF the Democratic
Congressional Committee for the
Fifth Congressional District of Okla.
homa.
w. l.. ROBBINS.
Chairman.
J. d. CARMICHAEL,
Secretary
First published May s. 1907.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-22
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Masonic Lodges.

Ardmore Commandery, No. g.
knights Templar-A. II. Palmer. EN-
inent commander; Geo. II. Bruce, re
corder. Meets first Tuesday in each
month in Masonic temple.
Ardmore Chapter. No. IL. Royal
Arch Masons-G. II. Bruce, high
priest; John l.. Gait. secretary. Reg
ular meeting second Tuesday night
In each month.
Ardmore Council No. IL, Royal and
Select Masters-Robert IL. Henry,
thrice illustrious eminent Geo. II
Bruce, recorder. Regular meeting
first Thursday night In each month.
Ardmore Lodge, No. 81. A. +. and
A. Mn. NJ. Grifith. worshipful mas
ter; Geo. II. Bruce. secretary. Regu
lar meeting first Saturday night on OF
before the full moon In each month.
Ardmore Chapter. No. 20, Order OF
Eastern Star-W A. Bimbush, wor
thy patron; Mrs. Lille Palmer. wor.
thy matron; Mrs. Fannie Sacra Bum.
pass. secretary. Meets fourth Mon.
day night in each month.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-22
DEEsE.
Special Correspondence.

Special Correspondence.
Deese, |. T., May Cove are now
having some warm days, after so
much rain. The farmers will have to
plant some of their cotton over on ac-
count of the heavy beating rain and
hail storm that came here some few
days ago.
We have Sunday school at Sulli-
van schoolhouse every Sunday. The
school is making preparations for a
big time to come off, the second Sun
day In June.
The Coming Men of America re
ceived $27.40 from the proceeds OF the
box supper given by them the 18th for
the benefit Of the lodge and help pay
on the church organ. There was a
large attendance. Miss Mollie Satter.
field the winner of the Ardmoreite
scholarship last summer, received the
cake as the prettiest girl. Short
speeches were made by the following
members OF the lodge: Brothers Max.
well Tindle and Wellburn, and a short
comedy by Dan Slobbs. Everything
passed off quietly.
j. II. Satterfield broke the record
here on catching the largest turtle out
of Caddo Creek. 1t weighed 81 pounds,
and measured feet and one inch
long and 13 12 inches across the back
The health OF our community is not
very good at present.
Charlie Boon of Ardmore was here
yesterday visiting relatives and
friends.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-22

ley and W. NJ whl.more: inspectc
A. l. Lasley.
homer-Judge. d. T. Strawn ar
-; clerks. DR.. onet ar
-; inspector. X. Ross. !
Milo-Judges. A. l.. Colwell an
FLETCHER Smms: clerks. ]. r. Butt,
ind e V. Taliaferro. inspector, e. q
t'uqus
Cnagris-Judges. Tim Dickson an.
Jack Schrader; clerks. A. NJ. Greer
wood and Josh Creel; inspector. c
l.. Tyson.
Wheeler-Judges. Il. II. Robinso
and VIII Davis; clerks. II. II. Robit
son and Gassoway. inspect~-
Bud Nutson.
sneci-Judges. T. 8. Burns an
F. q. Robinson. clerks. G. n. Jsc,
son and + c. Bulla: Inspector. wn
Hanks.
Wilson-Judges. C. l.. Ford and ?
7. Burne; clerks. Paul Nlcoll an,
Andy Rogers: inspector. Henry Jones
Keller-Judges. G. q. Beavers an,
a. II. Salyer: clerks. c. T. Ogletre,
and c. + Ratcliffe; Inspector, ]. II
billiard.
Mulkey-Judges. D. w Dunn an,
7. J. Ward; clerks. J. II. Mulkey an,
f. c. Wells; inspector. T. II. Thomp
son.
Said primary election shall, in al
respec,s. he held according to thu
statutes of the territory Of Oklahoma
relating TO primary election.
@. w. YOUNG.
Chairman Central Committee Of Dem
ocratlc Party OF Carter County.
Attest:
T. J. CARSON, Secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-22
I-EGATE.

Special Correspondence.
some nice weather at present, al
though cotton is dying and being rap
idly replanted.
Mrs. Smith who has been quite sick
from ptomaine poisoning, caused from
eating sardines. is reported better.
Mrs. w. U. Clark, who has been
quite sick for the past few weeks is
able to be up.
Rev. Armstrong had the misfortune
to get his right arm broken last week
DIR. Clark is attending the Medical
Association at Shawnee this week.
Mrs. Young of Detroit, Tex. is Wis
iting her daughter, Mrs. Alfred at this
place.
MIR. McShan has returned from New
Mexico and reports that the other
families who went out there from
here are on their way back. Mr.. Nc
'hhh 10 thoiouShiS uiobuotNu WIN
New Mexico.
J. NJ. Alfred and Allen Clanahar
went to Ardmore Thursday.
Louis Spring and family went tc
Hugo on a visit To Mrs. Spring par
ents Saturday.
The patrons of the Pleasant Mount
school met at the school house Thurs
day night W. Il. Clanahan c. M
Dunn and A. b. Kennedy were elected
trustees for the ensuing year. another
school was petitioned for and alsc
that the school begin the first o
September.
The interest in the singing class a
this place is increasing and the clasi
is steadily improving under the lead
ership Of Prof. V. c. Adams.
Monroe Lysle is quite sick today.
r. c. Adams Is in Ardmore today.