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The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

We will wager a bag of roasted
peanuts that all the rot about /
trade between Taylor and Car,
mack is a huge canard. Wher
the moon turns to green cheese OF
when teddy bears turn to noun.
tains-then, and not until then,
win we believe that Bob Taylor
ever made such a bargain. In
the first place Taylor is not a polit-
ical huckster, but if he were a
trade like this would be unmistak-
able symptoms of softening of the
brain. We are surprised that
people have given any credence to
the story. Such trade is enough
to damn every party connected
with it to political oblivion for
ever
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
OUR EXCHANGES.

Hang your banners on the outer
wall, for the boys-and girls, too are
marching home. Nashville Ameri
can.
1t is reported that the Presidents
message will be longer than usual
How could it9-Nashville American.
Opposition to the public education
Of the children of Tennessee has cart.
ed many politicians to political grave
yards. There is room for more
Brownsville States-Graphic.
This is an age of commercial activ-
ity and progress and the young man
who Is slow to keep abreast OF the pro-
cession win be trodden beneath the
surging throng of fortune seekers
Greenfield Times.
John III. Mcdowell has announced
that he will support Carmack for Gov
|ernor If he is candidate, aud stump
the State for him If Carmack requests
1t, Jehaza! what funny things hap
pen in politics. -McMinnville Stand
ard.
A stranger gets his impression Of q
town from the columns Of It's news
paper, and If 1t fails to reflect COM
mercial activity and enterprise, the
town Is looked upon as moribund and
uninviting to men with capital to In
vest Hickman County News.
The nearer the year 1905 approaches
the more lively becomes the talk Of
politics. There viii be something do
log la both parties next year. The
presidential, gubernational, congress
sional and county races Will all be on
and there is going to be some lively
contests If we are not mistaken in the
indications. The interest win be
confined to no one party or to any one
particular contest, There will be
plenty of fun for the man who loves
the game. Carroll County Democrat.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

w. r. Webster vs.. y. A. Gillis.--lr
Chancery Court at Union City
Tennessee.
1t appearing from the bill ia thi.
case, which Is sworn TO, that ] A,
ellis is justly indebted TO w. n,
Webster, the complainant, and that
he resides out of the State, and an at.
tachment having been issued ans
levied on the defendants property. II
Is ordered that publication be made
for four consecutive weeks in the
Union City Commercial, requiring the
defendant to appear before the said
Chancery Court on the
First Monday Of November Next.
and make defense to the bill filed
against him 10 this cause, otherwise
said bill will be taken for confessed.
and the cause proceeded with ex
paTte.
This September 20, 1907.
g. A. GlRBS.
Clerk ard Master.
W ". MILES, Sol, for Compile.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
John Robinson's Big Circus Will Elk
hibit at Fulton Oct. 5.

Indications are that large crowd
will attend from here. Very low
excursion rates will be in effect on
all railroads.
The Show, under the manage
ment Of John Robinson, is enjoying
its eighty-seventh year of prosper
| ity, and is one of the foremost
amusement attractions of America,
if not Of the world.
II numbers among its arenic fav-
orites some of the most expensive
and best acts that money can pro-
cure. The Capt. French troupe Of
American Cavalrymen, in expert
feats Of daring and original horse
menship; James Dutton & Co.,
(three in number) Europe's great
est riders, and twenty equestrian
associates; forty joyous subjects of
King Menus in gleeful sufficiency
and more than a hundred other for
eign and American features in
three rings and an elevated stage,
and Introducing Monster Herd Of
Trained Elephants, Big Realistic
School OF Wonderful Trained Men
age horses, Great Musical Ballet,
and 300 Daring Gymnasts, Nimble
Acrobats and talented aerialists.
The Robinson show has always
been famed for its menagerie, and
this season finds the geological an
mex the most complete ever carried |
BY tented show, comprising rare
and costly animals from every sec
lion OF the globe. This splendid |
array of animal talent will be seen
IN the big daily street parade, pro-
nounced by all as the most COR
yeous and elaborate pageant Of
modern times, comprising more
han mile OF gold encased wagons,
:hafiots and 500 of the finest
iorses. This is the only big show
hat is not in the circus trust and
10 advance in the prices will be
made.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

We know that he is intelligent, be-
cause the proof is in the growth
of Arkansas public schools under
bis supervision. We know that
be is capable because the people
demand his services, and if John
Hinemon does not get the Demo
cratic nomination it will not be
the fault of anything that should
enter into the composition of good
gubernatoriaI timber.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27


From Arkansas comes the news
that John III. Hinemon, Of Arka-
delphia, former State Superintend-
emit of Public Instruction and
one of the best known educators
in the South, has announced his
candidacy for the Democratic
gubernatorial nomination. This
increases the list to four as follows;
Aitorney-General w. f. Kirby,
Of Texarkana, J. H. Donaghey, Of
Conway, "A. w. McFarIane, Of
Greenwood and j. II. Hinemon,
of Arkadelphia. We know very
little about the other candidates,
but about John Hinemon we know
that he is a Tennessean, the birth
place Of Presidents and great men.
We know that he is all wool and q
yard wide. We know that be is
as clean as weeks washing after
q hard days rubbing ID spring.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
Notice

! take this method Of announcing
to my friends who have so warmly
supported me that l have with
drawn from the Trustees race ow
ing to the fact that it would be inn
possible for me to make an active
campaign and attend to the duties
of the Office, Thanking my friends
who gave me so much incourage-
ment. Truly,
HARRIS PARKS.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
Nonresident Notice

Ielear Graham VS.. Boy Graham. --Chancery
Court, obion County, Tenn.
In this cause II appearing to the Clerk and
Master from the bill. which is sworn to- that the
defendant, Boy Graham is a nonresident Of the
State 50 that the ordinary process Of law cannot
be served on him. II is therefore ordered that
said Boy Graham appear before the Chaneery
Court at Union City, Tenn. on
THE FIRST MONDAY IN OCTOBER, NEXT
II being the FIRST day OF the next regular term q
said court to be holden at the courthouse in I'm.
ion City. Tenn. and plead answer or demur to
compliments bill or the same will be taken As
confessed by him and set for hearing ex pate II
Is further ordered that publication of this notice
be made in The Commercial, weekly newspa.
per published in Union City for four consecutive
weeks. This Sept Sth. 1907,
G. A. GIBBS. c. & NJ.
Waddell & Waddell, Soils for complts
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
Fl. o, WOODS

We are authorized to announce II.
q. Woods, of Number Five, a candi-
date for Tax Assessor OF Obion Coun-
", subject to the Democratic primary
November 30, 1907.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

Headquarters Forrest Cavalry
Corps. Hickman, KY. September
IL. 1907.
There will be another Reunion
of the Forrest Cavalry Corps in
Memphis Oct. II, 1907, similar to
the one held there last October. but
with more horses and more extern
slve preparation. This is given by
our Comrades and friends in Mem-
phis and we should show our ap-
probation by attending and partic-
ipating.
All Veterans are requested
to report INN edia tely up
on their arrival at the Merchants
Exchange, register and secure
badges. The Committee will be
there also to assign you to homes
whilst you remain in the city. 1t
is expected 10 have a horse for ev-
cry Veteran to ride free of charge.
Come one, come all! We cannot
hope to see another Reunion like
this one will be. Reduced rates
will be secured on all railroads.
BY order Of
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
T. r. NOAH
GUY WALKER.
FOR TAX ASS ESSoR.
TAX ASSESSOR.

We are authorized TO announce
Luther Parks as a candidate for Tax
Assessor Of Obi0n County, subject to
the action Of the Democratic party.
Election Nov. 30. 1907.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

With the airship, the big fair
and Frank Dudley, all in one week,
Union City is in the midst of its
greatest festival season.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

The situation in Wall Street is
improving. Usually SO after a
bear raid.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

If you don't get your moneys
worth this week call at the box Of
fee and register. It is right
around the corner.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
For MAYOR

We are authorized to announce DR..
e ID. Edwards as a candidate for
Mayor of Union City. Election first
Saturday in January, 1908.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

Look out for malaria. lit is season
able now. A few doses of HRIcKLY
ASH BITTERs is sure preventive. Red
Cross Drum Store, Special Agents.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

Stops earache In two minutes: tooth
ache or pain of burn or scald Ia Ave
minutes; hoarseness, one hour; MUSCLE
ache, two hours: sore throat. twelve
hours Dr, Thomas Electric OIL, mon
arch over pain.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
WEST HpuhD.
illinois Central
RAILROAD.
souTHBouNp.

Trains NO i0b aud 1888 are accommodations
charge passengers.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
Have you seen the airshipg

Are you coming to the fair9
Biggest show ever-don't fail.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
NoRTHB0UND.

Tfains No. iSi and 100 are accommodations.
Tickets and particulars ne 10 specific ratios
limits and train time o. your hOlme ticket nANnl
70. n. Collins Padncah Junction
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

H. Al TYLER, Lieut.. Gen'l.
Commanding Forest Cavalry Corps
BY CHAs. w. ANDERSON,
Adjt. Gen'l. and Chief Of staff.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

Most distiguring skin eruptions,
scrofula, pimples, rashes, etc, are due
to impure blood. Burdock Blood Bit
tiers is a cleansing blood tonic. Makes
you clear-eyed, clear Drained, clear
skinned.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

n " HARLOW a. r. As. I0nlkxisle.
Al McD0UGAIsL. u. r. Al New eTiehns
!. y. nANAor or Al Sx6 :. SCOTT. q 4. a
ChlcAxos Memphfa
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27

Frank Dudley and the matinee
girls have captured Union City.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOkTRUSTEE.
s. r. BRATTON.

. ~ DAA11ONs
We are authorized toannounce S. r.
BrattOn a candidate for Trustee OF
Obion County, subject to the action
Of the Democratic party.
G. w. MORLEY.
We are authorized TO announce G..
w. Worley candidate for Trustee Of
Obion County, subject TO the action
OF the Democratic party.
HARRIS PARKS.
We are authorized to announce Har-
ris Parks candidate for Trustee Of
Obion County, subject TO the action Of
the Democratic party.
j. II. SANDERS.
We are authorized to announce J. III
Sanders a candidate for Trustee Of
Obion County, subject to the action Of
the Democratic party.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
G. w. woRLEY.
HARRIs PARKS
J, n. sANpERs
FOR SHERIFF.
R. N. TANKERsLEY

We are authorized to announce r.
N. Tankersley candidate for Sheriff
Of Obion County, subject to the action
OF the Democratic party.
T.. EAsTERwooD.
We are authorized to announce Il. ].
Easterwood as a candidate for Sheriff
of Obion County, subject to the ac-
tion OF the Democratic party.
7. r. NOAH.
We are authorized to announce Tom
2. Noah as candidate for Sheriff OF
Obicn County, subject to the action
OF the Democratic party
GUY WALKER.
We are authorized TO announce Guy
Walker candidate for Sheriff Of
Oblon County, subject to the action OF
the Democratic party; election Nov. 80.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-09-27
TO J. A. GILLIs:

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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-14
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Otto 8uoolpbi bate lid an ienem
Ibenb nit san5 anbereu 8ebanten CUR
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Salonbame p%rdientiere, unb lpie man
i'm UNI cine 10 rei5enbe iullge Srau
beneiben perbe.
so, murmelte er, iGon balb int
Sraum, .ipdre nibt aues 10 beltimmt
beIfloiien. uno bG6te i) ni6t. bab bie
@elesenbeit nidt leiht tpieberfebrte.
per ipcib. Oh ih nidt ben Iorben 49,.
@orben iein lieBe!"
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bin. sit es ni6t merfpiirbis". fubr
Tie fort. na6oem lie pas cine rnb ans
bere eripdbnt bate. e5e lie auf Den
geiu6 fam, lit eS nibt merfmiirbis.
oab unier 9eiub unS lein Sreuno Die
beioen iungen Sente iinb, Die ms 10
auffielen. ais mir aus Der 3u%nitbanps
lung traten - uno bab Serr Sernau
Der 8iinitler lit. ben Or 10 iebr miini6z
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9benbitunoe. Dir 5u i6rciben. bnmit
ih bid auf icincn Seirih porbereiten
fam. Sem er nirS Dir iebcniaus in
ben ndditen Sasen uniere @riiBe
ii6erbrin9en. Sd bin ni6t pcui9
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-14
g, es ipiirbe mid ar6 freuen,

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fpenn sic ...."
or p~ollenbete Sen Sas niGt. Srau
gdrens mari einen idnelleu Slif ouf
tbn unD nabm Damn lheinbar gleiAs
giiltig oas Wort nieoer euf. Sac
mails lparen ii~berbaupt Die @r6eiten
miiblomer. aber aun bauer6after iuic
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gonnen bdben; i6 bite abcr ieet bas
rum."
Srau 9drens bate lire Spftcr
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idb rubig on uno mari bas 5ierlid)c
Glfenbein ourdp Die Iaiden nit elmer
Sertisfeit unO Gra5ie. lpeIde Die be-
ipunoernoen Glide Cttos ,rec6tferti9s
ten. ,Satte &arola Den abgebroGenen
Sab niht oerlianben Deer nidt teads
tet? Cine Miinute blieben Die Iuoen
Ser Wutter auf Ben bciSen ruben, cann
nieocrgolte lie lire Iufforberung.
v@cr5eiben Sic @eriuirrt
bldtterte otto in Der GGriit. Crit
mad einiseu Iuscn6lifen bcsann er
81 leIen.
2eiIe unb bitter flang ieine Stirlz
me, einiormig, lpie eS paSte gu Dem
ooen 0emah, bas in Der gr3dblins
geIhiloert miro. Gin tpcnig erttauitt
b0rten Die Sraiten linn anfangs su.
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ten bon Sdmlet ber cine bo6c Mciz
nlrg bon ieinem %orielertalent ges
tponnen. Gber uumdbli6 pereaBen tic
leoe Heflerion iiber Dem @egenitanoe.
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S6ritte Der @r6eiter perflangen, Die
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ipiin'ht er gum 8iltena6teruB ietnem
oertnoherten Serrn. Iber bieien
trifft Der 0rub nur ans Chr. nid)t
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ldute. Sas iest bon ben Siirmen ihalt
brinet ieiner Seele feline Simmelsabns
nng, reibt lie niht log BON, Groenitaus
be. ga erbrobnt Der 9oben inter
linn, unb ans Dem 8auf unb Nualm.
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bis Dor aur5em oereint geidofft unb
craft bat obne Stub uno Gnit. nidts
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benen er itleppt, - Die Glitter Ser
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ibn bierieoen nod personnt lit. beiler
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iinft Die @:italt, unb nun Seigt Der
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boil 3iibrling rnb Weni6liffeit euts
biiut Ii6 Dem @use oes Settles. gubs
lid erraht Der Mlte aus lan9er,
bangem Sraum. Or beiiunt iif unb
lnuift: nuf Der StraBe iii 9eben; er
i6tuantt gum Seniter. reiBt es auf:
oa liebt elm armer Sun9e beraui uno
ruft ibm einen fr0blihen 8eibnahtss
grub gu. Ser trifft Den Gernanoels
ten ins Ser5; er perbiilt lid unb eilt
in Die 8obnung ieineS Sudbalters,
ieiner Irbeiter: iiberaa ldBt er ielisen
8eibna9tsiubel 6uriid, Ielber aber
nintmt er rlebr Sreuoe I'M Ser5en nit
bon bannen, als CT 9eaeben.
(Sortiesung oIgt.)
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-14

itoren", fagte lie, tpie entihnloigeno.
sic bate linn 2intonaoe semaft; er
trant baitis. es that ibm ii6tlid
pobl. Itit einem banfbaren Slid
CAB er ibr bas 9las 5uriid unb reidte
ibr bann elm sroBes Silberitiid. Ser
8eit lit fir Sic, iagte er abpebrenb.
als lie in Die Saide lanste.
~Sie baben 10 gut fir uns seiorst"
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itabierte nift obne @iibe ben Iamcn
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mub i'm mir nber aufidreiben." Sic
5og sleih ibr fleines Noti5bu6 aus
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elm. .Sebenfa1s cine Sdauipielerin
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fpieber gu ii6 itedte.
x*xx
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Shnelle.
Sinh Sic es nirfliG, Serr Ser
nau?" be9dnn lie. r1ar Mrs bod.
als bate i6 SIREN S6ritt sebDrt.
8ommen sic pieaeidJt ipdter elm ipenis
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bod balb einmtal unten", meinte lie
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gen 3iigen ieiner 8irtbin. ionbern
aud bieie. NIT ibrem in Der Hesel
gemeiienen 8eien ni6t i'm ginflang
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ben iie in Der 9aub belt. als Die llr@
Jade ibrer g%rresrne anseieben baben.
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unb auf ieinem 3iinmer ansefommen.
rieselte er iid elm, als fonne er bamit
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Sic alte Salsmago meinte. aIs lie
ibrer @ebieterin Die 9dmpe binlteate,
5err Sernail miilie ii6 nift pobl
befinben ODER einen sroBen @erbrub
baben. bob er ni6t einmal mebr aus
sesansen lei. INN gu aadt gu eiien.
9ieie %erfpiberteJ nihtS; lie mar beute
81 iebr NIT ibren eisenen @ebanfen
bei6dftigt. uni auf oas 8ereoe Der
9ienerin gu ahten.
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2ampe l0idte. in ieinem Sbomns a
&empis BEN Beers, Der bort I'M prei<
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tpeilen melt Inn ii4 sefreiien bat"
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in Die 5er5en 81 id)auen. iuiirbe Der
alte Yrofeiior Slider on bieiem abeno
nit ieinem 2ieblims 5ufrieSen seipeien
iein.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-14
Snbnqme GGuntn ssarm.

200 Ndcr. II Weilen BON Dubuque uuo 2H Reis
len uun einein anoeren Observation-Disclosures ents
'ernt. 100 slder iino inter SLING, oaS llebrige III
n,nadunte 0ieie. Bnter Srinnen uno ftiebenoeS
Ssaiier. 3ic Standardization fno iuenigeg Gut.
Tie Jarm III IN eireni pernadl1iligteu Suitanoc.
nnb Der 8duter tanl iein Belo init fpenigen Ser'
beierungen in iueniqer als eiueni Sabr per-
ooppeln. SreiS S23 per elder. SablungSb eoins
a,tneen: $1,000 boar umb ons uebrige III tlinf Sab
zen gu feds Yroleut. j. e. coSnes, 1923 Maain
Str. 9ubulue, 3oiua.
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.3mr GET. Sea6tnns fur prieaer
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GuHter;anb isis.
Hr-I9eutctt pcrlanot.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-08-13
A Real Difference.

Governor woodruff of Connecticut
was talking, apropos of the railroad
accident that he was recently involved
In, about European railroads.
"What amuses me about those lines"
he said. els the very slight degree of
difference between the first, second
and third class carriages. vow that
II q CARRIAGES class were not printed
ON the door you would not know what
Il was.
II am aware OF but one case of real
distinction between first. second and
third class.
"a friend Of mine was touring York
shire last summer An omnibus ran
between two Yorkshire towns, and
there were, Of course, first, second and
third class seats In It. yet they were
all quite alike.
''kfy friend, sitting in his first class
place, thought he had been done until
a long, steep hill appeared
''The driver, hating at the foot OF
this hill, turned his head and shouted
"'First class passengers. keep theiI
seats. Second class, please dlsmOunt
and walk. Third class, get out and
push.'"
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-08-13
A Plain III.

An elderly gentleman ON his way to
a quiet watering place in Scotland met
in the railway carriage an old worthy
who turned out to be a native of the
place and. wishing to have a talk and
at the same time learn something Of
the coast village, accosted him thus:
Elderly Gentleman--I suppose the air
10 very braclng where you live?
Village Worthy Graun' an healthy,
should think sac.
e. Citizen it's considered one Of
the healthiest quarters around here?
v. WI should think sac. There's
no muclIle sickness there.
Il. CT should think not. Have
you never been sick?
". W.--Neever!
e. G.-How do you account for that
v. w.--Weel, We see, it's like this
The doctors kept me a my life, an
he jist let's me alone.--Illustrated Bits
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-08-13
Too HIGH For the Barber.


Il heard something new in the bar
0ering business this morning" said
the gray headed man. Il am occupy
ing a room ON the top floor of sky
Bcraping apartment hotel. This morn
ing | sent for barber to come up
and shave me. He came but when he
saw TO what an altitude he had attain
ed he looked uneasy.
"'Would 1t inconvenience you to
come down TO the regular barber
shopT he asked.
II answered that 1t would not par
ticularly put me out, but that would
like to know the reason for his re-
quest
"'The fact is he said, I never like
to shave anybody at this distance
above the ground. No barber likes
to. We seem TO be particularly sensi-
tive to height. 1t makes us nervous
Most BARRIERS will not undertake q
Job above certain number Of feet In
the air. or course II you insist ! will
shave you here, but you would prob
ably get a better shave ten floors be
low this one
"WeIl, just out Of natural cussednesi
l refused to humor the fellows within
! As consequence he nearly cut my
throat Whether he did 1t through
nervousness, as he claimed. or pure
cussedness of his own I don't know
Whatever it was, that IL peeuliarit!
of BARRIERS that I'd like to have ex
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