Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-08-01

ArcHisoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

1t is hard to keep out OF work and
out OF jai! at the same time.
How a man will roar at fate il he
loses Il Job he didn't try to hold.
People naturally shy from the i:.an
who aspects everyone of dishonesty.
one nice thing about tradition is
shat no one cares whether ii is true or
not.
A farmers idea Of la@iness is to let
the sun beat o at getting up in the
morning.
The average mans idea of religious
liberty is the privilege of staying home
from church.
Ii it We're not for the funerals. there
wouldn't be any family reunions in
some families.
The man who has fish given him is
!the only one who feels obliged TO be-
1ieve fish stories.
A stubborn man always says he is
willing to change his mind If you can
convince him he is wrong.
a man can think OF IA lot OF reasons
why he lost his money. and not once
think of his poor judgment.
Usually it is easy enough TO start an
argument with the man who has plenty
OF his words at his command.
The man who is too fat. or too old.
to run, always seems to have the most
trouble with his hat blowing off.
The man who says he lives CLOSE to
nature is not the one you will find
doing the heavy work on a farm.
Every man would be pretty we'll sat-
listed if he were as important as Il
book agent tries to mak him believe.
\ How disappointed the average Girl is
when she shows Il young man her
photo and he doesn't ask her for one.
a really popular yCurS man is one
who can show the visiting girl a good
time without damaging his local fences.
The man of artistic temperament
sees great beauty in IL woman's soul
III she looks all right In other partic-
ulars.
Since they have gone out of fashion.
a man can boost his reputation as Il
fool pretty fast by wanting To fight a
duel.
The man who thinks he is wise
enough for his own lawyer. probably
is, if ne is good enough to keep out of
trouble.
What has become of the old fash
toned woman who saved the train from
destruction by tagging it with her red
petticoat.
TIL corset affords men what satisfac-
itioil they can get out of the belief that
'wonlen are not as cool in warm weather
as they look.
The card club women may laugh at
the woman who asks if the joker is
used in playing whist. but the men
admire her.
IL it is referred to as a Financial
u tip4., NICl1 10 III II iC'o 0il
money involved THAI if it were merely
called a deal"
Say to a girl who owns a diamond
ring. You have a pretty diamond"
and she is sure to say. Yes, but it
needs cleaning"
Every day you hear people %complaing
of being imposed upon by visitors. Do
visitors know this? Whats the matter
with the hotels?
What has become of the old fash
toned woman who expected that the
boy who played cards would eventually
become a gambler?
There is nearly every kind of n town
In this COUNTRY except the one in which
the loyal citizens won't insist tney have
1.-THE best looking girls.
There are many qualities which may
go toward making a man a favorite
with his fellows. but wearing good
clothes isn't among them.
Gossip is more entertaining than
statistics, and for the average man
about as effective as a means of ac-
,Quiring reliable Information.
Lectures on economy don't reduce a
boys expenditures for peanuts and
~licorice until he wants to save money
to buy skates or a baseball outfit.
A woman may have the milk man.
the grocer and the butcher blufrcd,
but she always tries to be diplomatic
Yin her dealings with the washer
woman.
We have noticed that people who do
!eXactly as they please. whether their
friends like 1t or not. get along about rs
well as those who are always trying to
please.
The man who only half tries to dc
everything else, puts forth a pretty
good effort when ii comes to complains
ing about the lack of appreciation in
this world.
A scientist asserts that a sperm
whale could swallow an automobile.
Don't be surprised il you see a few
sperm whales Hopping around some
farmers barnyard.
Pictures of last years graduates in
their white dresses are being carried
from the parlor to the spare bedroom tc
make room on the parlor wall for this
years crop.
In order to thoroughly enjoy auto.
mobiling. a man should have at least
five machines costing not less thar
$4,000 each. He should also employ
an exper machinist to care for the
machines and two drivers. Of course
a machine shop and u house in which
to store the machines would be neees.
sary.
Another Victim.
The late Senator Pugh OF Alabama prac
ficaJ law for many vearQ In L.nfo,J.