Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-15

An Indiana judge holds that the sa-
loon has no legal existence in thai
state and may not be licensed, basine
his opinion on the principle that nt
citizen has an inherent right to en-
danger the welfare of the community
If his opinion holds there is hare
shedding ahead for the democrats of In
diana
Take care of the two pennies on the
gallon and the So. 100000 will take care
of itself.
No. Anxious Enquirer. the con-
gressional Record is not the records oil
congressman. The Congressional Rec
ord is little slow.
There is an independent fortune
waiting for the Colorado judge who
sent a gadding woman home and made
her stay there--if he will only explain
how he worked it.
Lack of confidence in a ground hog
that would hide away from this wealth
er is fully justified.
Prof. Wiley says ice cream causes
lockjaw. 1t would be interesting to
know how many the professor has in
his family.
Most time for barefoot boys and
strings of black suckers.
1t is to be hoped that no one sent
Uncle George Perkins a state primary
law as valentine.
Despite the fact that Mr.. Blythe is
cutting as much ice as usual at Des
Moines, the Hawk-Eye reports an ex-
cellent harvest at Burlington.
Ottumwa wants one of the proposed
new agricultural colleges and the
Courier points out that its geographical
location makes its thus available, con-
Guiding by the undisputed assertion
that "Ottumwa needs an educational
institution However, if new schools
for farm boys are to be located, OF
tumwa's reputation will be considered
along with her geographical position
and her needs. Hades needs churches
but no one is contributing to a build
ing fund because of the need or loca-
ton.
Even IL Col Temple gets the ap-
pointment. and he will, the government
will be well served and the laws faith
fully enforced.-Carroll Herald.
The Herald is entitled to the benefit
of the doubt The boldness of it's as
sertion however, leaves the doubt be-
tween gross ignorance and plain mis-
Kansas has passed law compelling
the incarceration of the carcasses of all
hogs that die of disease. 1t is a piece
of wise work If buried the bodies are
likely to be resurrected by dogs and
germs carried over a township. Crows
carry the disease over county and
there is no telling where or how far
the streams may distribute it. Burn
the dead hogs.
1t is better to edit the news In the
first instance than to outrage public
sentiment so that only the promise not
to print the news will pacify.-Atlanta
Journal.
"You say you were in the saloon at
the time of the assault referred to in
the complaint ?" questioned the lawyer.
Il was. sor.' replied the witness.
Did you take cognizance of the bar
keeper at the time?'
Il don't know what he called it, but
I took what the rest did."-Ex.
Since politics went wrong with him
in South Dakota Richard Franklin Pet
tigrew, formerly senator from that
state, has lived mostly in New York,
where, it is said, he displays about as
much sagacity in the stock market as
any of the most seasoned bulls and
bears and has accumulated pile of
feels much more comfortable than he
was ever able to feel while serving his
tickle public in the senate. Mr.. Petit
grew has not abandoned his citizenship
N, ;rtarecf in South Dakota
Some western sightseers visited the
sorcoran Art gallery in Washington.
They stood for time before Jean Leon
ierome's huge painting depicting the
Heath of julius Caesar Caesar lies
at the foot of Pompey's
statue Whats the matter with that
fellow ," said one of them. "Why dom
you read hstory?' was the retort. The
man is julius Caesar; he has just been
shot by Marc Antony"
II a man don't know how to write an
advertisement he can call up the news
paper on the telephone and tell some
Body what he wants to advertise. 1t
will actually be amusing to see how
quickly an ad can be written.
Hello, Girls" How to be healthy |
md happy and be phone girl. Ring
Is up for package of HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea with full partic
liars 80 cents. Tea or tablets. Nc
Bride & VIII Drug Co.