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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
She Got Him,

Miss Edith Hughes was Of the
wittiest and most popular Of h Buck
eye Daisies, a group of young ladies
sent on a summer tou of Europe by a
Columbus newspaper.
Miss Hughes said another Buck
eye Daisy, during a recent visit to Gin
cinnati, had an amusing passage-at-
arms with a Frenchman in our Paris
hotel.
The Frenckman, a great joker, con-
tinually attacked marriage. I believe
his wife Las gone back on him, or
something. At any rate he was always
very bitter and sarcastic when mar
riage came up.
well, one night, as we were all TAX
ing our coffee together in the lounge
after dinner. the Frenchman winked
at our large crew of Buckeye Daisies
and said:
81 don't see why a man needs to
marry e he can buy a parrot
for S.
Miss Hughes spoke up promptly.
LAS usual she said, woman is at
a disadvantage here. A bear, I under
stand, ant be purchased for less thar
! sCG0.'"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
CARRYING A MILLION A DAY.
Gigantic Transit Problem Which New
vork Eacee
From the Broadway Magazine

From the Broadway Magazine.
The transit facilities of New York city
have been the subject of much criticism.
but when we are told that the passengers
carried on the transit lines of Manhattan
total a million people daily, 063, 600 We're
the exact figures as recorded at the close
of a single days travel in Manhattan in
the present year-the wonder is that such
a thing as really rapid transit is possible.
New York possesses several methods of
surface transportation which are far Supe-
rior to the systems in use in either Lon
don or Paris. In Manhattan the electric
cars are worked mainly by the conduit
system, the conductor living underground
and making connection with the car by 81
slot between the rails. In Brooklyn the
trolley is omnipresent. We have also a
few old horse cars and stage coaches,
cabs. coaches, electric hansoms, etc. The
omnibuscs of the European cities, which
form the chief means of transportation
take, under the most favorable circum-
stances, nearly ten minutes to travel a
mile; the street cars of the American
metropolis can do a mile in from five to
seven minutes, when out of the downtown
crush, while the elevated trains easily
mako fifteen miles an hour. All omni
buses and tram cars in both London aha
Paris do not commence running until what
an American would consider a late hour
in the morning london. s a. m; Paris, Z
a. mo-, and stop at midnight. Imagine
New York without cars after midnight!
In marked contrast to his less fortunate
neighbors over the sea, the lucky New
Yorker is able to reach either his home OIL
his business at any hour of the day OF
night without being required to take q
cab" On the elevated system, the trains
run at from two to intervals
from 523 a. m. to midnight. and at ten
minute intervals from that hour through
out the hight. The street car lines also
give an al-night service at varying inter
walls.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

AT the unwilling of Rods bust OF
Hanley in Westminster Abbey" said a
New York editor, "a number Of good
stories were told ebout "a great poet.
III. G.. Wells praised Henley's con
duct of the New Review OF course.
this periodical failed. yet it was un-
doubted1y the best edited magazine Of
the last century. In it Henley intro
duced to the world new writer's of such
distinction as Joseph Conrad. Kenneth
Grahame, w. b. Yeats, Mr.. Wells him
self, and SO on.
"One day as MI. Wells and Henley
stood in the offie of the magazine, dis
cussing rather sadly its gloomy pros
poets, q funeral went by with slow
pace.
Henley leaned out Of the window
and looked at the funeral anxiously.
Then he turned TO his companion and
said with Il worried frown:
..Can that be our SuhScriher2,m
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Self Fooiers.

From the San Antonio Express.
Robert Hyde. the noted vellum illu-
minator, Sf Santa Barbara's colony OF
artists. was talking the other day
about work.
"a dissemination to work is the arr
fists great trouble" he said. "A lazy
artist win fool even himself about ms
work. He will say in his journal that
he has worked seven hours when he
knows well tina half of those hours
were passed i'll dreaming.
Yes, it is a common thing for artlsts
to fool themselves about their work.
They are like the man who took the
pledge.
"A minister saw this mans daughter
Fastening homeward with a pail OF
fresh, foaning beer. He halted her ano
said:
My dear child. where are you
taking that beer"
Home to father, sir
But surely your father doesn'
drink beer said the minister, now tina
he has signed the pledge
"'oh, no, SIR said the girl. III
don't drink it. He only soaks his brea'
in it,"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
cRlzzLy DESTROYS ArtARY.
One OF Caiifornia's Big Bears Makes
Raid in Ventura County.
From the Los Angeles Times.

From the Los Angeles Times.
last night q giant grizzly destroyed an
entire ap.ars at the head g
canon. four miles from the famed 0rtega
rancho. in Ventura county. gorging him
self with honey, and went numbering up
the mountain side. leaving tracks fourteen
inches long.
This p1orning the apiarist found crushed
stands ana masses OF honey strewn about
where his forty, hives had stood, and was
SO frightened that he ran to Ortega's with
out a hat. Many hunters on horseback
! started on bruins trail. but he has eyaded
them.
The scene OF the depreciation is not many
miles from the place where Captain Allen
| Kelly laid hold Of Monarch. the great
beast now In Golden Gate park, In lSSo,
| and, owing TO the immense size OF the
| tracks. it is believed this MAJ be the mate
of the huge captive in San Francisco.
1t is generally believed that the Califor-
MIA grizzly is almost extinct, and the ap'
pearance OF this one where none had beer
heard OF for many years will be q surprise
to old hunters.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
The Prudent Piper.

Thomas f. Ryan. the noted hnancier.
was talking about music IN ne smok-
Ing room of the De~utschland,
II like all music" he said, except
such native and special sorts as the
tom-torn. the bagpipes. or the Indian
hufaa give off.
Speaking of bagpipes, did you ever
down as he pipes? He never sits, he
never stands Still, but Up and down,
round and round, to and fro he struts
continually.
"A little boy, listening to the weird
skirl of the bagpipes of q street per-
former, once said to his father:
Father, why does h piper keel
on the move all the time he plays
81 can't y my boy the father an
swered, unless it is to prevent any
one getting the range with a cobble'
One
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,

as mercury Will surely destroy the sense OF
smell and completely derange the whole
cous surfaces. Such articles should never
be used except on prescriptions from reputa.
BILE physicians. as the damage they Will 90
derive from them. Eall's Catarrh Cure.
manufactured by +. j. Cheney & Co, To
ledo. o., contains no mercury, and is taken
internally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system. In buy
Ing Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the
genuine. 1t is taken internally and made
In Toledo, Ohio, by f. j. Cheney q Co.
Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price, 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Pointed Paragraphs.


But the blonde lawyer is o always
q legal light.
F~ault-tinding women frequently S1ep
on their own corns.
Painting is an art with some men
and a habit with some IN
All men want to be able to work, but
all men do not want to work.
Some men pose as the under dog Ter
the purpose of exciting sympathy.
When a girl refuses a young mar a
kiss she expects him to get busy ny
way.
ways of lying more people would tell
the truth.
If people would neither borrow nor
lend there would be more hre-iohg
friendships.
should you ever nave occasion to ex-
press your sympathy for a poor rela-
| ton mail him q check.
When a girl turns a young mar
down he imagines he can't live with
out her-but does not realize that II
might have been impossible to live
with her.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Was Lucky Wild Wumen.

A story that comes from Ireland re-
lates to the custom among farmers
there of depositing money in the bank
in the joint names of husband and
wife, SO tha when one dies the surviv-
or can draw out the money without any
legal formalities.
To a farmer who recently made ap-
%plication for money deposited for HIM
self and his wife, the manager asked:
Why, Pat. how can this be? 1t is not
much more than a ear since you came
with a similar application on the death
Of your wife"
well, your honor" was the reply
TIN a bit luck wild wumen."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Atchison Globe Sights.

How hard we all work, when We.
tell it.
gins to assert itself.
Nothing X old age TO knock the
conceit out of u man.
Art has never been equal TO the Ola
fashioned country hams.
The most wearisome cross OF re-
ligion is a poor preacher.
Woman Is never made vain py Wo-
man; that is mans work.
There is no sweetness IN the smile
that smiles alike for everybody.
Age fills out and rounds off a man $
nose. but the older a woman gets,
the sharper her nose becomes.
Here is q chance for some man TO
! make $4,000, 900 in u few
marry Helen Gould.
Don't fight the shams of the world
too seriously; the sham will wear you
cut and live long after o are dead
1t sometimes happens that peopie
bear sorrow bravely becaus they ar
so cold blooded they don't feel l
deeply.
A strong man is some times In
nuenced by a weak but
strong woman is never Influenced o.
"a weak man.
We once heard q abuse he
hucband in the harshest ann re
we had every reason to believe tina
she loved him.
himself. but is not perfectly sur
about his neighbor;; hence his fond
ness for gossip.
angry than to be asked to chapero
a crowd of girls, Some of whom al
older than she Is.
n -. a ,-c + n, Sal
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
secre. No Longer.

A suburban family a a servant VINO
is an Excellent cook, but insists upon
all her dishes strictly according
to her own recipes. Her mistress gave
her full swing not only as to
but as to the purchasing efHsa.pR4aes
The other day the mistress said: .
Mora, the coffee you are giving us u
ITS no kind at ali, num-" replied
the cook. ITS a mixer"
How do you mix it,"
Il make it one-quarter Mocha. one
quarter Java, and o~ne-quarter Rio,
But that's oriy three-quarters. Wnat
do you put in for the other quarter
Il nut in no quarter at all, mum.
That's where so many spiles the coffee.
num-. by putting IN q fourth quarter"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Blow to Waanerians.

A ~hard-headed old Pittsburg manu-
facturer, who made his fortune. as he
expresses it, with his "a off" was
induced by his daughters to accom-
pany them to a Wagner concert, the
first he had ever attended. The next
day he happened to meet an acquaint-
ance, who had seen him the night be-
fore, who asked:
Il suppose you enjoyed the concert
last night, Mr.. Smith?"
Yes. 1t took me pack to the days Of
my youth" the old ma said, with a
reminiscent sigh.
"Ah! Summer days In the country,
girl in a lawn dress, birds singing, and
all that?"
NO, the days when I worked in a
boiler shop in Scranton"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Bible Names for Colts.

A. hostler from the Blue Grass state
has Just found employment In II or
the stables of q suburban ~slde Ills
dark dialect is so quaint and his stories
of "Ole Kaintuck' SO unique, no mem
Der of the household misses an oppor-
tunity to speak 10 him and have hin,
say a word.
His employer said to him a few days
ago, as he was looking at his high step
pers. II suppose your master doWA
south had a good AMY horses?"
DAT we did, sab, dat we did! And
my ole master had 'em all name bible
names. Faith, Hope and Charity, Bus
tie, Stays and Crinoline. was all one
springs colts!"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
a Eew tManteds."

wanted-A young men to AXE care
of a pair OF mules Ola Christian dispo-
sition. -.
Wanted-Two apprentices who will
be treated as one Of the family.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. nurse for bot
tie baby.
Wanted-An industrious mai to take
charge OF 5000 sheep who a speak
German.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

Wife: 81 have about made up my
mind, John, that when I married you
l married a fool"
Husband: THAI remind me of n
remark you made just before we We're
married. You remember that you said
it would be hard to find two people
more alike than you and l."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
OF Course,

Early in the morning session, when
the pupils were feeling bright and
happy, the teacher thought it a good
plan to give them sentences to correct.
both as TO grammar and sense. She
accordingly wrote on the blackboard:
1.-The hen has four legs. he done
It,"
Thoughtful little Ignatius, at the foot
of the class, pondered deeply, and at
the end of fifteen minutes time, allowed
for correction. he wrote:
He didn't done it: God done it,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Ambiguous.

Don't YOU find the dinners here in
variably dull?"
wei, couldn't say invariably
when his is the first time you have
ever taken me out"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

81 y,tu.' s..cs ana all nervous p'sesses
y Permanently Cured by DR.. kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for Free se Trial bottle and treatise.
II. ii. KLINE, Id. 83l Arch Street. PhiladelphiA. Ps
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
From Town Topics.

The winter time will soon be here
With all it's frigid days,
And coal men will resume once more
The error of their weighs.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

Hides, Pelts and Wool.
To get full value, ship to the old reliable
n. w. Hide & Fur Co. Minneapolis. MINI.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
Only One.

Mrs. Winsiow,s ooorHrSG e1aUE TOR Childrsn
teothing; softens the gums, reduces ~inhAmnatlon. Al.
Jays pain. cures wind collie. 26 cent a octtis.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28
What Do You Think

OF a place where things grow every day in
the year
Where you don't have to depend on rain
fall
Where an acre YIELDS from $50 to $500 and
upwards
Where you will find orderly. intelligent and
settled communities, the best OF
schools and well-built and safe trolley
roads
Where you can live better on less outlay
than anywhere else
Where you VIII find the best climate or
earth
This spells. OF course, Southern California
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

From the New York Times.
did you ever hear of Adams fall?'
Yes, l have, old man. Did you eVei
hear of caves drOppinG?'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

Send this ad. and ten cents in stamps to
the Examiner Los Angeles. Cal, and get
the Fourth Anniversary number of that
paper, to be published Dec. L., which will
tell you all about IT.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

Punctuation marks We're first used in
400.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-11-28

OvercroWded.
Nearly half a million In New York
live in tenement houses and cellars.
There is a story OF an Inspector who
found four families living in one ROOM.
chalk lines being drawn across In such
each family. "How do you get along
here?" inquired the Inspector. Very
well,'' was the reply. only the, s1an In
the furthest corner keeps boarders."
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19
500 REWARD 500

The readers OF this paper will be
plea sed To learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all stages, aud
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure
is the only positive cure now known to
the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease, requires a con-
stitutional treatment. Halls CataIrh
Cure is taken internally, acting direct
ly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system, thereby desteoy-
ing the foundation of the disease, and
giving the patient strength by building
up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing it's work. The proprie.
tors have so much faith in it's curative
powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that 1t fails t
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address F. ]. Cheney & Co. Toledo
| Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists, Zoe.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti
patton.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19
Preachers Salaries.

Speaking Of Endowment funds for
WORKOUT ministers, one would think
that ministers salaries should have
increased these latter days, along
with those of other men, but Mr..
Stuart says such is not the ease.
When asked what the average salary
of the Methodist minister is in the
South he said he didn't know exact
ly- but felt certain certain that IL did
not exceed $3.50 per year. Leave. out
- few city preachers who get Fargo
salaries the average will fall below
this amount. The 350-dollar-a-year
man is still here, &rld many NTethO-
dist preachers, and Baptists, TOO, are
living on $50. 90 month. OF course,
when sickness or death comes there
will be destitution in the family,
unless some help COMES from the
outside.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19

Two of Tazewell's young ladies
have given their parents and friends
a genuine surprise by leaving town
ostensibly TO visit, and returning
full blown bride. Miss MattieSuthers,
the attractive daughter OF Mr.. and
Mrs. John Suthers, was married in
Bristol on July Bird TO Mr.. j. w.
Ports, and Miss Nora Mccall, the
young daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
John w. Mccall, went visiting"
to Graham and BiuefeId, and was
married in Ashland, Kentucky, on
last Monday, to Robert Beavers, Oh
Graham. The bride and groom came
here on Wednesday, received forgive
ness, and returned on yesterday. Mr..
and Mrs. Ports are expected TO reach
Tazewell tomorrow, and be welcom-
ed, as there was no parental objec-
tions in this case. The News wishes
good luck.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19

Right Rev. b. ID. Tucker. Bishop
Coadjutor of Southern Virginia, pro-
badly assisted by Rev. John j.
Lloyd. OF Lynchburg, will hold ser
vices at Stras Memorial church Taze-
well, on Sunday morning August
4th., and at Graham at night All
are invited.
Rev. w. M. Patty will preach at
Liberty Hill Tuesday night July %.
Preaching in the Lutheran church
next Sunday morning at Il O'Clock.
Mr.. +. G. Wagner, a we'll known
citizen of this county, announces his
candidacy for Supervisor i'm Clear
Fork District. Mr.. Wagner is an
honest man and sensible, and if elect
ed would do his duty.
Judge j. H. Stuart returned the
first of the week from a professional
visit To West Virginia.
Capt. Geo. b. Lake and his son
Felix, have returned from their sad
journey to the old home atEdgefield,
). c., where they laid The wife and
mother to rest with her fathers.
L. a. Lynch is resting, at Cedar
Bluff.
Miss jamie Thompson, the pretty
daughter of DIR. and Mrs. G.. A.
Thompson, is having a fine time Wis
iting ut Beuna Vista.
The entertainment for the G. ".
fund was a fine success.
The musical last Tuesday evening
was fine, but poorly attended.
Miss Sallie Saunders, daughter OF
Judge Saunders, of Graham, is visit
ing her cousin, Miss Lyde Peery.
Geo. II. Surface has sold his prop
erty ON the corner to the trustees of
the Methodist church, for SO, 600. 90.
The property will be used for church
purposes. The church building will
be enlarged and the residence occu-
pied as n parsonage. Mr.. Surface has
not yet decided what he will do, but
will not leave town.
T. r. Smoot, the well known mer-
chant of Tip Top, was i'm town yes
terday, and paid this office bust
ness visit.
Mrs. Fugate has about recovered
from her recent illness
Mrs. Nj. ;. Litz, Lewiston, Utah, i,
here on visit to- her relatives ;nC
friends.
Aunt Julia Moore's death is <.
pected at any p0nent.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19

WANTED - A salesman TO sell
our Celebrated Unfermented Orange
Juice and Cheriola. King of nom
alcoholic Drinks.
Unfermented Juice and Cider Co.,
Hagerstown, Nd.
WANTED pulp wood, poplar,
lynn, cucumber, soft white maple,
ash and willow. $500 per cord of
100 feet loaded on railroad cars on
Clinch Valley Division n. and w.
railway, of shipped tefore Dec. 81,
1907. Apply
Columbia Paper Co.,
Bristol, Va.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19
Order OF Publication

In the Clerks Office OF the Circuit
Court OF the county Of Tazewell on
the 10th day OF July, 1907.
Pearl Mcneil Kirkner, Plaintiff,
against
Robert Edwin Kirkner, Defendant.
The object Of this suit is to obtain a
divorce from the bonds of matrimony
existing between the said Pearl Mcneil
Kirtner and Robert Edwin Kirkner,
and for general relief in the premises.
And an affidavit having been made
and filed that the defendant, Robert
Edwin Krkner, is not resident OF the
State Of Virginia it is ordered that he
do appear here within fifteen days after
due publication hereof, and do what
may bs necessary to protect his inter
est In this suit. And it is further or
dered that a copy hereof be published
once a week for four weeks in the
CIinch Valley News. newspaper
published In the county OF Tazewell,
and that a copy be posted at the front
door Of the courthouse OF this county
on the 22nd day Of July, 1907, that be-
| ing the next succeeding rule day after
this order was entered.
A copy-Teste:
S. III. GRAHAM, Clerk.
A. s. Higginbotham, p. q.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19
Appointments to Preacl,

j. N. Hartman will preach at the fol-
lowing places, dates and time regular
ly:
GRAHAM:
LIST and 3rd Sundays at III a. M, and
2n, and 4th Sundays at night.
TAZEWELL:
LIST and 4rd Sundays at night, 2nd
and 4te Sundays st u a. rn'
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19
A Resi- Wonderland.

South Dakota, with it's rich silver
mines, bonanza farms, wide ranges and
strange natural formations, is VERT
able woaderland.At Mound City. in the
home Of Mrs. E. ID. Clapp. a wonder
full case of healing has lately occurred
Her-son seemed near death with lung
and throat trouble. "E,xhaus ting cough
ing spells occurred every five minutes,
whites Mrs. Clapp, 'ewhen L began Civ
ng DIR. Kings NeE Discovery, the
great medicine, that saved his life and
completely cured him" Guaranteed
for coughs and colds, throat and lung
troubles, by jackson druggist. soc and
81. Trial bottle fTee.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1907-07-19

WANTED Men at once To cut
pulp wood. Will pay good men $3.50
per day cash weekly.
Columbia Paper Co.
Apply Graybeals store,
Maxwell, Va.
notice. am prepared TO do all
kinds of stenographic work, such as
short hand, typewriting, etc. Copy
Ing a speciality.
w. G.. WERTH.
No. Peery and st. Clair building,
TaZewell, Va.
WANTED: A dependable young
work horse anddifference in exchange
for n grade Percheron mare with good
mule colt. Is a bay-9 years old
weighed 1885 pounds on "B. c.. -
bluegrass last December. Bred In
Ohio and to a big imported jack.
Value, $3.50.
w. b, DOAK.