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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
SO SAYS THE OUTLOOK.

IL was a mistake TO admit Utah to
statehood; but that mistake cannot be
rect'fied by refusing TO her the preroga-
tiVcs of Statehood now that she has been
admltted. The way 10 counteract the
evil influences of the Mormon church is
by educa,ive and religious influences. and
these can he effective only as they are
accompanied by the most scrupulous re-
gard for her constitutional and legal
riehts.-The Outlook.
So says the Outlook; and, so far as
the concluding sentence goes, so say we
all
But what arc Utah s constitutional
and legal rights7' Has the Outlook
given due weight to the record IN this
caseY The opponents of the Mormon
hierarchical rule in Utah are the most
undertaking advocates Of recognition
of constitution and law; and the priests
who contend for their polygamy and
their reasonable rule are the chief de.
tiers of constitution and law. It is
not that they fear TO lose some of their
constitutional and legal rights but
1t is that they demand more than the
constitutional and legal rights" en-
Joyed by any other class Of citizens
IN the country.
In arguing for bill for Utah State
hood, Judge Jere Wilson, the attorney
for the Mormon church and one of the
great constitutional lawyers Of the
country, made plain to the committees
of Congress that a compact made by
the Nation with any State seeking
admission a. opull hn
gress in the exercise of constitutional
power. Addressing himself particularly
to the two points of supposed danger: a
resumption, with the sanction of The
church, of polygamous practice or
polygamous teaching, and an intrusion
of ecclesiastical rule into civic govern
ment; Judge Wilson made plain TO the
committeeman by their report the
committee agreed with his argument
that in case of violation in either of
these particulars of the Statehood com
pact, Congress could constitutionally
deny to Utah her representation in
House and Senate. could withhold from
her the United States mails, and could
appoint Federal judiciary and treat
her as Il Territory and enforce Terri
torial government.
Was Judge Jere Wilson wrongi If
so, it Is strange that Congress did not
contend against his view at the time of
its expression. Able lawyers agreed
with him, the Mormon church and the
people of Utah accepted his view
or pretended to accept his view.
AS the testimony addueed before the
Committee on Privileges and Elections
which was considering the Smoot case
demonstrated that the Statehood com
pact had been violated, what constitu-
tional or legal breach would have been
committed by the exclusion of Apostle
Smoot from the Senate?
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

On account Of the fact that he CON
fessed his crime and was fined three
hundred dollars for it, there is no
movement on foot to request the resig-
nation of the bogus prophet IN April
OF least, Elder Rulon S. Wells has
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
HOW STORIES GROW

"I understand you claim to
caught q fish here last spring with
500 plunks inside it,
"You got the story wrong. u
the fish contained about 800 bone
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

The trial, conviction and sentence to
death, in one day, Of murderer at
London. indicates that there are some
matters in which Englishmen are not
so slow after all
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Millionaires' sons who are desirous
OF taking more than one wife each
should keep posted on the affairs of the
whole country, in order to know where
to go to keep out of trouble.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

TO AN ACCOMPANIMENT.
eyes; I'm doing operatic stunt.
vaudeville now
''I didn't know you could sing
81 don't have TO sing. I have
opening turn while the theater Isl
ing up, All do is to come out d
and make motions with my mouth
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
BUILD A LITTLE FEM

Build a little fence OF trust
Around today; - york
FIJI the space with LOVING WV"
And therein stay ,,.-ine b
Look not between the she'' i'
Upon tomorrow, IN YOU
But take whatever comes "
OF JOY and sorrow I-nkno1
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

The church organ can prove taat
there has been no new polygamy in the
church since the manifesto by getting
tho new polygamists and their new
plural wives TO swear TO it.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

While Mr. Delmas is quite willing to
show that the insanity of his client
has disappeared. he desires TO be very
careful rs 10 the date Of It's fight
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

And why is it not possible for the
public TO appreciate. the fact that with
ono lone car on the West Side Rapid
Transit line there is no danger of col
lision!
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
PROGRESS.

GLOW are you making out With
society,""
"Pretty fair answered Nh
ritch. CIV gotten so can ma
to swallow terrapin and pretend 10
it. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Even if they do deny being indus
trial workers, those sensible union men
Mt Goldfeld might yet he employed be
cause Of properly energy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

IL will be noticed that those coal
companies Offering to pay higher wages
to teamsters have already announced
that they win charge their generosity
10 the consumers
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Tourists who arc stranded here on
account of the railroad washouts are
assured that nowhere else on earth
could they be tied up in a better place.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

His accusers cannot begin TO know
how wicked they have been until for
mer Senator Burton of Kansas gives
TO them information in detail.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

As IS the case with, new polygamy,
the hierarchy win be known to have
existed only after the hicrarchs are
dead
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
GOT A COLD.

Cub, sprig, ad brig the violeis
The crosses green,
My talks a hddle thig, bud you
Know what / mean.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Butte printers being now willing to
90 to work, they are obliged TO wait
for copy-without being able to charge
waiting time.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Business communications should be ad-
dressed. The Tribune. Salt Lake city,
Utah"
Matters for publication, TO Editor The
Tribune. Salt Lake City Utah.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

The man who has fallen before her
wiles knows what is meant by the
Widows might
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

That commission TO investigate the
coal situation viii have dark subject
10 consider
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Abolishing municipal governments in
the canal zone, III may be that the Ex-
ccutivc is first trying the plan on the
dog.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

" Here S an apron, Jane. Get i,
to dust. .
Never mind tn apron. mum.
ready now. There goes tn, man
me troonk.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

country, Ruef now threatens to startle
San Francisco.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
Sunday, March p, 1907.

There are many delightful features
in 4 beauty contest
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

THIS NEW YORK CASE.
"Counsel for the defense today, 2
ted the adjective learned IN Teisn
to. the district attorney"
"Well, WE'LL VIII that necesa'
a new trlallD
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Entered at the PostofIice at Salt Lake
Ci:y as second class matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
W. It and Huno.,

How was it DR.. Knou..
a blg fee from Talkative'T,iit got !,
Because when he e'Y VI.
tend Mrs; Talkatiye for . ea!led i,
Gus trouble he told her s sh d slight !.
attack Of iufammaforvs sue mad an :.
" Wcll?p Vcrbosit, !:
And recommended absOl,,.
.ne only means of adveriico quist
ysms ol cacaothes loouenig pa
scared dumb.-Baltimore ISvnal, Smal, 81
cggs?' you boil
chen 20 go by, LUX In Tia
.Cook-What good is is" ;aasVe.
minutes fast--Philadclpbia IDonM'lI Ml
" We'll" said he, anxioD,
their quarrel of Yesterday ~ max.
cel?' IN this
fercntly. H'S wife. |,
wen, II something for u.
love best in the world ,, ,'' 'ho a
"Ahl / suppose il = tbo..
lars you said you necdcd.~Tidt. R;,l
Marks-Say, old man d;a
you abb about the awful fright : | 'ss, :,
ParEs-S-sh, No man sh..,,
that way about his wife.-BoS.tt'oaa fBSt'a
Magistrate (severely)-Do g..
the nature Of an oath, boy' 'Ou
Boy-Know the mature of :.
your lordship9-and me vonr an
caddie,-Ally Sloper's Half.HlnylI;aa.a''
Barber-Hair' 8 geetinp thin =.
sir. Have you tried our hal, "a "a
Customer (facetiously)-No sao o
not that. It's worry.-Family N, NJ,
Toni suppose Yerncr is a..
love S young dream. N
Dick-Oh, he S past that staoe
troubled with insomnia now Ed
Standard and Times. ''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Magistrate (severely)-Do 20, !,
the nature Of an oath, boy, 'Ou
Boy-Know the nature nf
your lordship'--and me yonr ,sl,s an
caddie.-Ally Y Sloper's Half usn,s u,yIgss
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
Tribune Telephones.

For any and all departments az the pa
per. call Bell phone Exchange Is, inde-
pendent phones. 3iS. 800 3s4.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Barber-Hair's geetinp thin g..
sir. Have you tried our hal, Va ~
Customer (facetiously)-No sao o
not that. It's worry-Fam;Iy No. ~
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

But without the argument of Judge
Jere Wilson, the case is complete
against the right Of any law breaking
church to send as its ambassador to
Washington one Of its priests TO make
laws Tor the government Of the people
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
SONG OF THE BASEBALL NOV

SoNG Ot j ne oHcGJp-h'SS =
There's the hurler and the twin
And the finger and the slingsl
And the positive persquizzle OF '"s
terry and SIGH, ...-
There's the boNman and the sNp'
The protector, the derlector, ,.,l
And a score OF other synonyms io'
who makes the pitch.
In the chaste vocabulary
OF the gent who's wise ana va,
There's no outre expression thal eau
made TO fit.
He can deal In occult jargon.
Fling Sanscrit In the bargain
When he smears the soothing es st, I
on the guy that does the MT
He's required to slop and soLls'
Or take Webster by the noLte -
And lead him into allcyways Nv =
saw before. -,
If he can't invent n jingle ,,rr,,
That will mesh him bunt OF uSs1 USS
He Is hopeles iernins. a"
comes to do the score.
The pace is getting warmer
For the basballlng brain slorln,, ms,
II he cannot be 81 bell COW nc nv
along behind. .n,rruer
II he's not there with the shi9'ITn' nrar
There are dust spots on ms sas1
And he slides into the slough "sf
the ordinary kind.
II il isn't In his pony,
II ne has to stand alone, ,s n ,ls
Must be content 10 wallow VII"
binary sweats:
II he's not imaginative
or leastwise initiative uIth
He receives the whitening congo WI"
editors regrets.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

Toni suppose Yerncr is a..
love S young dream. 1''
Dick-Oh, he S past that stave ,
troubled with insomnia nowEc,a
Standard and Times. u'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

We learn that In a recent sPs"S Isal
tice game a certain player Sno Sopy
of whose name is not necessary ,s IN
up TO the nappy. and laying snnSeroi mn
truncheon violently against d ,fSs 80
expectorus laid one down IN t tbat
parterre which the guardian o, he d
ritory failed TO negotiate, ansl ,J bel
swiped the secondary 1ssa and q
himself 10 the tertiary valise -" nIsyl
sawaseis Eainefi's 70 pTofound nSE center This rs
ther saith the chronicler, lei. ,hs ecod d
pendicltis bunch two ribs TO tno a
only one slob TO slaughter. nhat sl
II il is this way In March Tribuns, MnS
we expect in JuneI-Chicago
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24
A Little Nons,,n,
SPRING POEM,

Winters very slouchy now
With its showing.
Getting time to make its bor
And be going.
Mists are rising DER the land
Sort o haZy.
Natures kind O. sluggish, and
! am lazy.
Languid breezes idly loaf
--- heather,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

may,
FIJI this out to suit yourseif--
I'm too lazyi
-Washi1ctou Eet
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-24

This spring weather.
-----mOsSY shelf
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-10-15
JOHNSON AND "BLANK"
MUST BE CAREFUL

CINCINNATI. October 15-The California
State League was declared to be an out
law organization yesterday by the national
base ball commission. The commission
also held that all players who are now
with said California State League who
have jumped their contracts with national
agreement clubs are forever ineligible
to participate in any games played by the
national agreement clubs. and that all
players who are now with California
League clubs who are reserved players Of
national agreement clubs. and who have
failed to report to the respective clubs
having title to them. shall be required
within period of thirty days to signify
their intention to return to the clubs hav-
ing title to them or be declared forever
ineligible to play In any game with ma
tional agreement clubs.
The commission also decided that upon
the payment of fine of $500 Player DEM
niger of the Tri-State League Is to be re-
instated. However. the decision provides
that III it develops later on that the Phil
adelphia National League club, which has
negotiated for the purchase Of the release
of this player. at any time subsequently
to the imposition of the fine herein refer
red to pays the same. or any part the reof,
the commission will reserve the right to
refund the fine so paid and withdraw the
reinstatement Of this player"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-10-15
PROFESSIONALS NOSE
OUT TRINITY LADS

A nine Of local boys. who have shown
such ability as to hold their own in fast
company, were gotten together by Charley
Hickman and his business partner,
Doc. White. and lined up against the
strong Trinity outfit. champions OF the
District. at American League Park yes
terday afternoon and defeated the Mar
qustte Leaguers by the close score Of 8
tot
The chilly weather kept the attendance
down. but nevertheless there was fairly
good-sized crowd present who enjoyed
the sport immensely as every man on the
team halls from this burg, and the fact
that many have not seen the boys since
to their anxiety to witness such a con-
test.
On the slab was Dutch" Sterzer for the
amateur champs, while Leonard Stanley
served them over for the pros, and both
boys pitched a great game, the latter
having a little the better of the fray, he
having been more effective in the strike
out department. tanning twelve to
Sterzer's six. Both boys allowed six hits.
Errors by both teams proved very costly,
1t being through the unfortunate miscues
that all Of the runs were made. Charlie
Hickman played at second for the win
ners and proved the main attraction. The
heavy hitter could only find Sterzer for
one hit Joe Stanley covered short In
ane style and connected for double. The
score:
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-10-15
FALL CoNVoCATIoN.
George Washington University Elk
ercises at Belasco Theater.

"Phlegm vs.. Frenzy in Some Current
Discussions" Is to be the subject Of the
address by DR.. E. Benjamin Andrews to-
morrow at the fall convocation Of the
George Washington University. The ex-
ercises will be held in the morning at the
Belasco' Theater DR.. Andrews Is presi
dent Of the University Of Nebraska. The
subject originally selected by DR.. An
drews was 1.-THE United States as Pa
cif1c Ocean Power" but he decided upon
q change. and the university authorities
were so advised yesterday.
A number of degrees will be conferred
at the conyocation. the ceremonies being
followed by luncheon at the Shoreham
to give the trustees of the university and
members of the university council an OPP
portunity to meet DR.. Andrews. After
the luncheon there will be a meeting Of
the board Of trustees, at which the Ques-
ton of the building site will be taken
up. It is not expected, however, that any
definite decision will be reached.
It has been announced that Charles M.
Jesup Of New York. a prominent business
man and philanthropist. win address the
students OF the university and urge them
to organize q civic league. Mr.. Jesup
has organised these leagues in most Of
the large universities Of the country.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-10-15
Cocaine Seller Sent to Prison.

NEW YORK, October 15.-Convicted of
selling cocaine without physicians pre-
scription, Charles W. Hitch, pharmacist.
was sentenced yesterday in the court Of
special sessions to serve six months in
the penitentiary. On similar charge
Hitch had been fined S75 in December last
and in April he was fined $3.50. Rev.
Father Curry, rector of st. James Ro-
man Catholic Church, testified that q
score of boys and young men of his par
lsh had been ruined by the cocaine habit.
and that they had secured the drug at
Hitch's store. To test the matter, he said,
the drug store and they had no difficulty
in getting cocaine without a prescription.
He pleaded with the justices to send
Hitch to prison, saying a line would do
no good.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-10-15
C. S. HILBERT'S CATCH OF
BASS IN THE SHENANDOAH

This is not his birthday, but Mr. C. 8.
Hilbert Of 30S 10th street northwest Is the
recipient Of much congratulation from his
contemporaneous Waltonites. and he has
been crowned rex of the bass carnival
now being held on the Potomac and its
tributaries.
Mr.. Hilbert returned yesterday from
Bloomery. on the Shenandoah river, about
five miles from Charles Town, with a string
Of five as pretty black bass as have
ever been caught within reaching distance
OF Washington. The five aggregated 23x
pounds the three largest 1917 pounds and
the pride Of the bunch is an ounce short
Of six pounds
These fish were all caught within a
space Of two hours on Saturday afternoon,
and were the only ones landed In a days
fishing. They were landed on casts into
the deep holes. and the only delicacy that
appealed to these finny epicureans was
crawfish.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-10-15
PELL AND LEROY
TENNIS CHAMPIONS

NEW YORK, October 15.-Theodore r.
Pell and Robert Leroy won the champion
ship in doubles of the New York Lawn
Tennis Club yesterday on the courts at
123d street and Manhattan avenue by de-
feating Wylie c. Grant and Robert r.
Bryan. The final match was one of the
best contested and most exciting contests
played during the season, and went the
full limit of five sets before the premier
club dual honors for the season could be
decided The score was SO, 6-3. 97
2@6, Ga.
Grant was in exceptionally fine fettle.
and used his speedy service stroke with
telling effect against the opposing combi-
nation. scoring many aces on his first ball
or forcing the receiver to send the BAH
into the net or beyond the chalk marks
He did the bulk Of the work In the OPEN
Ing set, Bryan not being quite up to the
top of his speed. although he showed
some flashes of very fine tennis. Pell and
Leroy could not fathom the puzzling place
shots that volleyed all around them, and
were beaten in convincing style by a score
of 6-3.
This pair, however. who have worked
together much more during the season
than Grant and Bryan. improved and
played a more steady and careful game
after the loss Of the opening session The
result was That Grant and Bryan were
outplayed by exactly the same score al
they had won by In the beginning.
Grant got his fast service working in
good order again after this reversal. and
he and his partner looked to be winners
needing only one game for the set AL
though Pell and Leroy required four
games for the set, they pulled up in fine
style. and made 1t deuce at sail. A nip
and-tuck struggle resulted. but the su-
perior team work of Pell and Leroy told
in the end. and they nosed out a victory
by a narrow margin of points in the
longest set of the match.
The clever smashing for long drives
along the extreme lines by Bryan and
| Grant swept aside all resistance on the
part Of Pell and Leroy in the fourth set,
and once more honors were even. Some
very pretty lobbing took place In this set,
in which Peil and Leroy had a shade the
| better OF the argument but Grant and
Bryan proved better in developing sharp
| play at the net for all it was worth, and
lost only two games.