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The Washington herald., 1907-12-11
HERDICS TO GO? NO!
Faithful Horses Will Appeal
to Congress for Jobs.
REFUSE TO sIDESTEP AUTO
Tom and Jerry, Like ChinameE, Be-
Iieve that What Has Been Is Cri-
teriOn and "ResOIute" Against Any
Move of Observation-Disclosures by
GaIIinger's Bill, VIII Make Protest.

The loose joined herdic that has just
propelled the shades Of Bucephalus and
Pegasus around the corner, almost JOLT
ing. from the wide cracked seat the image
of Dick Turpin turned cOachman, or Ben
Hur revised. was empty.
In keeping with the times, the equity
equines now in front of it answer to che
more euphonious appellations of Tom
and Jerry" which in this instance does
not indicate il is time 10 take 4 drink
What. hoi shade OF a nature-faked
pterodactyl. what do you think Of this
GaIlinger iconoclasm?" asked Tom, whose
wit has turned TO sourness. Jerry con-
tinued 10 permit his feet to follow the in
clination Of gravity and search out the
path that has been worn by countless
horseshoes in the surface of fifteenth
street, before replying.
Hadn't heard Of it," he finally
vouchsafed, but. if it's like Matted
Mana or Shredded Corn Cob L think
am. prepared to give a regular Peru
Wan Endorsement TO H.
Nav, it's not anything to eat. you
fossil You ought TO be embalmed and
laid away in a sarcophagous. Come out OF
it / mean this bill that Senator Cal
linger has introduced providing that II the
Metropolitan Coach Company does. not
get motor wagons before a year, they
must quit business
Jerry Gets Interested.
Jerry pricked up his ears, gave side
wise twist to his head. and flirted his tail
with such unusual signs OF life that Tn
Gle Dick stared in amazement Don't
kid an old grey beard Ike me. Tom,
quoth he.
ITS straight" replied the first half Of
the thirst quenching name.
Who is this man, Gallinger?" asked
Jerry.
search me- but don't you think he's all
10 the hay and cOrn2'
"AH TO the fire alarm. more like II
seemeth 70 me. who uncOnsciously lapsed
into dusty. mouldy language, replied
Jerry. That's just ii. That's life Ia its
concentrated essence. Now that ] have
grown so that l can follow this path
down the street, sound asleep-sO sound
asleep that even the rattling Of that
measly wagon back OF me cannot arouse
me from my slumbers. along comes some
upstart with a proposition 70 oust me
from my pottage. / won't stand for IL
What2 New motor vehicles on this
line? You perturb me equineness, what
ever that means" declared Tom, whose
feeble efforts at protestations caught
him IN the aged wind, and, Of necessity,
cut short his fulminations against prog
ress.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
TO TEACH FARMERS.

or Ia the school buildings as may he
thought most practicable IN atlEactinE
the men interested IN tliliag shs soll
and the raising Of stock.
Five OF the leading professors, aSl
heads Of departments Ia the RGlasousi
school Of agriculture. win give ths
lectures at Maryville, which iu . type
OF what others viii be, The eonFae
there viii begin on December 3. Ome
man will leave Columbia for that
place and give three lectures ! day
for two or three days. Then he will
be superseded BY another one, who
will lecture On . dIfEerent field Of
work. This win continue until the
close Of the two weeks, when g o. 20
lectures viii have been given.
Mr.. Jordan, the director 0k the
work, Is an authority on seed corn and
viii discuss corn breeding. He viii
show how corn may be 30 cared for
and cultivated and crossed as to pr0-
duce a grain Of very FIRE quality rs
well as quantity.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

when II. @. Wells. the English nov
eIIst, was In Boston he praised Poe
at q dinner. 4 think hardly Of your
New England ariters," he said. for
their contempt Of Pos. / shall never
BE able 70 forget that Emerson called
him that Jingle man To-day 3 thou.
sand read Poe where one reads EN-
erson, and not 70 know Poe's work il
rather . disgrace. There is q little
inn at home. 1t ia rather q poorly
conducted little Inn. The landlady
gets every visitor to write something
about It IN q kind Of autograph album
that she keeps on her drawing room
table. One visitor wrote in the Rl-
bum many years ago: 'Quoth the
raven The landlady did not un.
derstand that quotation. She was not
we'll up In Poe. And ever since that
time she has shown the cryptic line
to every guest. entreating him to tell
her, If he can. It's meaning. But the
guests are si~aya too polite to tell
her. They pretend they do not know,
And hence. year after year. to every
visitor that comes, the poor landlady
with her album gives herself away"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
EPlpEMlc or WEppiHcs IN PAN.
AHA CANAL ZONE.
Cause Atirlbstss e Present lsslthy
csaaisisn Of cesnsrs aaa STEADY
Emeleymsns--Adsantases
% housekeeping.

Panama. q new deaign we're or
dered for the great seal Of the canal
zone, It would be II keeping with the
times for # to show 9 figurs Of Cupid
surrounded BY orange blossoms on
enc side and on the reverse like
ness Of Col. 0oethais as q benign Hy-
men holding out > screened cottage
already furnished for housekeeping.
There Is q regular wedding cpl
damic in the canal zone these days.
The list of applications for married
quarters. already IN the hundreds. ls
increasing daily. and the department
OF building construction is wondering
where II viii stop TO the thousands
OF houses provided for canal employees
there will have to be added hundreds
more. unless an edict IL issued which
will call q halt on the Vaccinations Of
the little blind entity who gets the
credit for the present demand for
buildings.
Two things have doomed the mar
riage market One is that health con
dilions are such that no man need
fear to bring his wife and family to
the canal zone. and the other IL that
with good behavior the employees do
not feel sQueamish about keeping
their work
In the old days, when there was
fear Of disease. supplemented by un-
certainty as to who is going to reign
next and new plan OF reorganization
was always being considered, the man
who brought bis wife 70 the zone was
considered rash, while the idea Of ask
Ing a bride to take the risk Of both
yellow fever and a husband out Of
work was not to be thought Of, Now
that the army engineers are In charge
there Is feeling Of security among
J the employees. and since. Ia addition
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
CUPID KEPT BUSY.

TO getting good wages, Tiers can -
had . house fsrnlahsd. free ok rsat,
with light and fuel thrown IN, the
young men aFa anick 70 realize their
chance and ARE selling Il with aEidisy.
AnoEhes Advantage shleh follows
housekeeping in the canal Eone e that
the household marketing IL both sin.
pie and cheap. employees can draw
eommissary books against their wages
nearly as fast as earned, and the
Panama railroad u : frequent aad
regular delivery serviee. Cold St0r.
age meats. vexetablesreverythlng to
eat and to wear-can Be bought by
telephone: fresh bread Is delivered
daily from the canal bakeries. and the
canal steam laundFies 81 the terminals
gather up and return the family wash
the length Of the zone, ell at prices
that cannot hs equaied at home.
Ten Of the young women nurses a
Ancon are slated for marriage Be-.
tween nov and the holidays, and
about 4 ike percentage win be taken
from the ranks at Colon.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
eIVEs AKIN 70 coUslN.
Esg essena Time Bsy Submits e
drafting Operation.

Denver, Col.--To save his cousin
from iosing his right arm, Floyd Te-
ter, 1a years old. son Of Mr.. and Mrs
8. Teter. OF West Thirty-fourth ave
nue.. has consented 70 undergo q pain
ful operation Of skin grating at ST.
Luke's hospital.
Maurice. four years old. son Of Mr..
and Mrs. N. Z. Broderick. Of Meade
street. was hurt August II by falling
ii front OF s street ear His right arm
was badly mangled.
At arst Il looked as II smputation
would bs necessary to save the boys
life. Eo vas removed to St Luke's
hospital. where the physicians de-
elded that his arm could be saved BY
skin grating.
Floyd volunteered to save his little
cousin from going through life 3 Grip
pie. Eight pieces Of skin we're re-
moved from his arms and legs and
grated upon the injured arm Of his
playmate.
Unfortunately. the frst operation
proved unsuccessful, and Il now deYel-
ops that the process will have to be
repeated. Floyd again presented him
self It the hospital and announced
his willingness to be operated upon,
ana the painful ordeal win have to be
experienced again.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

have retained the most ancient char-
actehafies of dress and speech ln
clothing instead q wearing iufs they
sew skins of birds into robes, using
the breasts ol loon and various ape-
ciel OF ducks which abound in the
river
or their clothing. utensils, arms,
etc, Dr. Gordon gathered collections,
and when they arrive be and other
ethn0lOslsts win Try 20 discover
whether the tribs d Of Aslatie origin
or whether II migrated from lower
California
This Aew tribe 10 the only ono IN
Alaska which makos pottery. Dg Cor.
aon says, All The others are Basket
woavern. DT. Gordon believes tho
race 70 be Of ancient AsiAtic origin.
gradually driven BY AthabaacAn IN.
diaas ana Eakimas % its present quar.
tcra. which is a naturai fortress. They
represent. Dsrhapa. the most anCient
dwellePa Of Alaska, who made their
way there from Asia
They are monogAmlsta, and no such
thing as vice is known among them.
They are permitted BY their priests 70
have more than one wife, hut neveF
do So They have no laws * al, bat
are governed by patriarchs. They ara
tall, and the women graceful and
beautiful.
There are only 400 Of them left
said Dr. Gordon. 1T IL TO be hoped
for their sake that they die out before
the white traders get TO them. Then
they can die as cIeanIy and happily a.
they live.
DY. Gordon and his helper Travelled
down the Koskokwim 1900 milsS IN 4
small sloop. When they reached
Bering sea they sailed for Nome
were caught In eouinoctial gales. and
were Adrift three weeks. Dr. Gordon
was forced to throw his provlsioni
overheard TO save bis specimens. H'
landed At Nome nearly dead with
hunger and exposure.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
INeTITUTEs 70 BE CONDUCTED
M MIsaouRI TOWNS.
viii Bs blsid IA cennsetleR with etata
ptsrmals--Twp Weeks 10 10 ns-
vstod 20 Discussions WIsh stats
AIdlna ts Fullest Extent.

Columbia, Mo.-Missouri university
is trying to bring instruction IN agri-
culture direct TO the farmers Of the
state. With this end In view. the agri-
cultural college has sent its profes-
aors on lecture tours over the state.
visiting the various organizations OF
farmers and delivering lectures. The
college this year is working IN con-
junction with the state board Of
agricultural, the ofices Of which are
in the agricultural guiding on the
campus here. With this end in view,
that Of greater benefits TO the present
farmers, 8. N. Jordan. OF Stanberry,
has been selected and made the di
rector Of farmers Institutes.
The plan heretofore has been to
hold 9 days or two days session In
some town or schoOIhouse. and then
do nothing TO follow up after the peo
pie became well aroused and en-
thusiastic.
This year arrangements will b.
made 10 hold q two weeks institute
IN conjunction with the various state
normals. The arrangements have moi
been definitely concluded at all. bui
at the new normal at ksryviile th,
plans are practically perfected.
The normal towns we're selected II
order % insure an audience even I
the farmers fail 70 show the interss
expected. The students preparing II
the various normals 20 teach viii b.
called upon TO give instruction Il
scientific agriculture more and NOR
IS the study Of 1t spreads through tn
public achools Of the state. The lex
taFs viii be given Ia the courthous
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

Worn BY one Of Our Battlsahlps and
consiats o. Flaaa.

Few realize lhe number OF Gags car
ried by a warahip nor the cost Of an
The say bunting which futters from
mast to mast at holiday time. IN adj
diton 20 feet communication. neces-
sary during maneuvers IN home water.
says Army and Navy Life, the ship
must be equipped with an extensive
array Of flags on board for various
forms og ceremonial and oaicial coca.
HiOna.
Thla dress suit outfit Of bunting con
sista Of $50 different hags the materl-
a and making Of which cost Just
$500. Each ship ia entitled to a new
dag equipment every three years.
though owing 70 their constant use
q flagship will often require q new set
OF signals In about.a year.
A great deal more time and labor
ID required 70 finish certain OF these
6ags than is generally supposed. The
presidents flag equires the longest
time OF any to make, as It takes one
woman nearly a whole month to com
plete 1t. The lIfe-sized eagle with out
stretched wings and other emblems
are al hand-aewed and involve the
most patient work.
The most dificult to make are the
foreign Hags. This is especially true
OF the South and Central American
ones.
A half dozen specially skilled hand
device sewers are continually kept on
these flags. Every battleshlp carries
4S foreign flags. rs feet by Is vide.
The most expensive ensign to make ls
the German. which. owing TO the deli
cate scrollwork OF the large imperial
eagle and royal crown neceBsitating
delicate, slow and careful sewing,
costs $3.50.
The dragon fag Of China consists Of
200 separate pieces. Twelve 10 Il
days arc ordinarily consumed In I'm
ishing this flag. which costs e61.7S.
The flag Of Siam with the huge
white elephant costs ess. The hexi-
can with its center deslgn Of a large
eagle holding q serpent on its bill.
costs $3.50. The cheapest foreign nag
made Is the Moorish, which costs t2l,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

differs from all other tribes Of Alas
kan Indians.
Dr. Gordon heard rumors Of the
race in 1905. and after lnnumerable
haFdships he reached the territory In
which these aborigines live in Adamic
simplicity. They are called BY the
Eskimos "KuskwagAmutes." and show
strong traces Of Mongolian ancestry.
Crime and vice is utterly unknown
among them and their religion ID
natural pantheiam.
They know absolutely nothing Of
corruption and dsgeneraey with which
the whites have infected the Atha-
bascan Indians and Eskimos. DR..
Gordon lived for several months
among them
Though they are dying ont Dr.
Gordon said. they are strong and
clean physically and Intelligent They
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

Rosaline Mason tells interesting
stories in coFnhiil of Herbert speD-
GERS color sense. Once he paid a boy
to get down on the floor and ink the
light spots In the carpet, as they an.
noyed him. He used to cover up the
titles OF books with drab curtains, as
they annoyed him. She also adds one
never hears Of women doing any Of
these queer things for which men Of
talent are remarkable It Is Just pos
sible that It is because they have
never done such things that few Of
them have as yet arrived at greatness.
Chicago Daily News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

las Dspsslts insxhausiIbls, eus HAYS
hsvsF Been psvslspsa.

Waahlngsoa. - Statistics furnished
By Consul General w. H. Michael. Of
Calcutta, show that there we're 1851
fe4 tons Of salt imported Into Kadia
IN 1s0e'07. and during the two months
OF April and May OF tho present hnan-
ciai year. 1s07sos. Sss.os5 tons we're
imported Mr.. Michael adds:
The bulk Of the salt came from the
United Kingdom, although Germany.
France and Alden contributed a con-
siderable share. The decrease IL
quantity imported over the previous
year, 1e0s-'0e. vas IS per cent. but
there was an increase IN value Of 1.e
per cent The decline Is due to the
boycott Of foreign goods It Is to be
wondered 81 that 20 much salt ia I'M
ported into India. when one considers
the sxhaus1less deposits Of rock salt
In the salt mines of the Punjab, and
the llmitless resources Of fine salt In
the Sambhar lake Ia Raiputana. We're
these natural resources developed as
they might be BY local capital in the
introduction Of the most modern ma,
chineFy there would be little need Of
going outside OF india for aalt.
There we're 1l6.00o. 600 pounds OF
salt Owned By private individuals, n
the bonded warehouses and adOat o.
the River Hooghly August Is. all oi
wAicA Was from the United Klasdom,
Hamburg. Bremen and Alden. ard =
the cad Of August there was hardly
a pound Of salt Of Indian manufaeturs
% be found N Calcutta
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

Probate court is a great place for
untangling relationships and such
things" said Judge Merle N. A. Walk
or. "but an entirely new relationship
new At least. as far as / am concern.
ed--was brought out here recently.
"A case on trial rested largely on
the establishment OF the fact that one
Of the parties In the suit--a woman
was compelled to work ont for her
living. One Of the witnesses testified
he knew she ala 50.
How do you knowf' he was asked.
1--we seen her
"'AFe you around there otten2
'Well-yes--you might say So
Kind OF relation OF the family,
huhY
sWeil--no-snd yes. I'm the mall
man. indianapolis News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

Washington. Congress win e
asked at ita forthcoming session 20
enact legislation prohibiting the prao.
tice of rushing The growler'' n fhs
District Of Columbla. Temperance
societies have obtained q promise of
support from the district commission.
ers for measure prohibiting the saIe
Of beer or liquor in any unsealed YES.
sci unleHs It il to be consumed on the
premises where purchaued. The ex.
else board has been directed to pre-.
pare q report on the amount Of beer
thus purchased.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
Wisconsin lumber companlss Decide
70 Replace Horses With Cattle.

St Paul, Minn.--Again is the or to
be 3 factor In the logging operations
OF northern Wisconsin and Michigan
No less an authority than Senator
Isaac Stephenson believes the lumber
men made a mistake when they made
the horse take the place entirely Of
the yoked oxen.
Acting on that belief. the n Lud-
ington company and the /. Stephenson
company. of which Mr.. Stephenson is
the executive head. are making ar
rangements to put to work large
number Of oxen IN the woods this
winter.
The high price Of horses and grain
Is the chief factor. Oxen cost about
500 a pair, while a good team Of
horses costs about $500 The cattle
consume less grain, but aside from
these reasons. which have directly
led to the return to old style lcaging,
Mr.. Stephenson believes that IN the
rougher work OF the camp they are
more desirable They will be used
this winter in skldding and in haul
Ing out Of the swamps In speaking
Of the change soon to be made. sena-
tor Stephenson said:
= believe the abolition Of the cat
tie in woods work was fad to o
great extent. The horse has its place
In logging but for the rougher work
Ia the awamps and FOR skidding the
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

Washington. President Roosevelt
shook hands with . large number Of
callers the other morning. One OG
them beamed upon him Aad said:
Mr.. President am the mother Of siz
children"
God bless You. my little womanl"
exclaimed Mr. Roosevelt, graspine
her hand again. 4 must coagratuiats
you"
~But Eve Of them are atepeaiidFen, =
the woman blushingly continued
whsreat ne preaidsatiaa amiia faded
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

York. Pa.-Finding that he could
not start flre in his stove because
OF some obstruction In the chlmney
Charles Keyworth. Of this city, en-
ployed q plumber TO locate the trOable.
The plumber removed 51b dead swal-
lows.
They had evidently been taEdy Ia
making their flight soutAward ana.
building in the chimney for warmth.
had been snaothered By Mr. EsT-
woTth's attempt 10 start hln IRE.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
Nad No uas for aJoekaY Psnsa.a

Had no Use FOR "Joeksy Psnsa."
John Sharp Williams Is ~..sremely
careless about bis dress and does not
care about fine clothes on anyone else
In q recent campaign he offered hie
services to the Democratic speakers
bureau and vas sent north to help
out q congressional nominee. When
he returned to headquarters and was
piled with questions he said: Don't
you know that fellow came down to
meet me In pair OF fashionable rid
ing breeches and started to go around
with me with them on. ! just up and
told him that II he wanted to 90 10
congress he had better take on those
Jockey pants. After he left the blamed
things oii we got along al right. -
Chicago Tribune.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

Paris.-In addition to being used a.
q wireless telegraph station the Elllel
Tower Is now equipped as q luminous
clock. The apparatus is nxe6 70 the
second story. and flashes forth every
minute In huge figures visible at 4
great distance. This system vas
found to be the only practicable one.
for ct such height the ordinary clock
dial would be indlatinguishable.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
DOG 0NAws DOWN skpLiNs-
Win Leo imprisoned sad - Great
Pain prscs '4lrnsels s'epne.

Pain nrace l4lmeelf @eHae.
Marquette, Mich. Caught hy she
leg in trap SET for wolves. q vaiu-
able bird dog belonging 70 Depuiy
Sheriff Richard Harcourt Of Seaey.
east Of Marquette, effected ils release
through a rare display Of canlna intel.
ligence The trap was fastened b
chain to a sapling. To gnaw this
down vas the CANNES only salsatlon,
and presumably after mature ecnGem-
plation Of its dangerous situation the
dog undertook the task.
Evidently It was the work Of many
hours, but the animal perseysred ~.
til It had accomplished the undersak.
ing. Then. despite the loss II much
blood, and notwithstanding the pain
It must have been suksring, he aoe
made It's weary way home. dragging
the trap along. The manner "a wAlch
the dog had secured lts froed0m was
plainly apparent from che evidences
visible az the spot where The sFap had
been set.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
nl4Is pauahtsr.s veIes.s

Jackson. Aieh.-Whlle passing
saloon A. C. Oliver heard q ploao-
graph giving a song IN bic daughters
voice. one that he had made q Feeoaa
OF himself He went Inside AnG
claimed the machine sna sooh fs hssne.
The phonograph was taken fFum Ais
home BY a man while Oliver and MS
wife we're visiting 10 YDailAhd-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
NEW RACE or ABoRloIhEs Dio-
COVERED IN ALASKA.
PsHnayivanla prefssssr First White
Nan TO see Kuskwheamusss-
sklns of Birds Furnish
clethsa---Ncs Many Left.

PhiladelphiA--Dr. George D. Cor
don, curator OF the University OF
Peansylvania'a archaeological depart
meat. who has iunt returned after 3
six months expedition through the
widest regions Of the far northwest,
announces the discovery Of new
rnea living aiong the Koakokvim
river Ia Alaska.
Ds. 0oFdon brings back 3 strange
tAis q this new race. which had never
before sees a'whits maa, and whlch
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13
To Return to Use Of Oxen.

OK ls every bit as good ana a cheaper
animal IN every way for loggers. ghe
n. Ludington company and the J.
Stephenson company are nov prapar-
ing to send from six to eight yoke Of
oxen into the woods iOF work thls
winter and the number In use win be
gradually increased"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-13

Tommy Jonesl" exclaimed tho
teacher. angrlly, why did you chalk
your name on this new desk?e
'F4ad ter" replied the boy. Il amt
got no knife ter carve It on wid,"