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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

Bryan minimizes the tariff" SAYS a
contemporary. Or does the tariff mini
mize Mr.. Bryan?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

Booker Washington says the negro in
the South should not whine. He isn't
whining The watermelon crop promises
20 be the largest that section has ever
known
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10
Anybody Know

Saturn has eight suns"
"WeH?"
do they all sulk at once, ! wonderE
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

Some one has written a poem 10 THE
Angel Of the IsthmUs.' Unless we mis-
take. Uncle Sam is the angel Of that
show
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

A Michigan baby has eight grandmoth-
ers Needless 20 say, IL is destined 10 be
the worst spoiled kid in the Wolverine
Stata
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

The FL Paso Herald calls it the st
Ananias Club After all. the old fellow
does not appear 10 have been such a
hopeless case. when you compare him
with some OF his modern disciples
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10
PLAIN DEALS
From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
GOOD ADVICE.

Now. hubby dear, remember. pray,
You must not leave until tomorrow
The things that you can DO to-day
III not forget" she heard him say,
III take no chances, dear. on sorrow,
I'm going 20 see the game to-day
Because there may be rain tomorrow.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

Augusta money is all right" says the
Chronicle Of that city. Sure It is: who
said IL wasn't?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

4 Pennsylvania woman wants 20 know
why her hens will not lay. Perhaps they
are out on "A fowl strike.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

New York OtHce. Nasssu-BeekmsB Bldg, LsCoste &
Maxwell, Managers
Chicago Othce. Marquette Bldg. LsCoste MAJ
well, Managers.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-06-10

The Washington Herald is delivered by
ccrrier in the District Of Columbia aud at
4 leraHdria. Va, at s. cents per nonth'
daiiu and Sunday, or at p cenfs per
month trithOut the Sunday issue
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
In an Emergency.

Where many people dwell together
as in family. scarcely a day or a
week passes that some member Of the
family does not become constipated OF
has indigestion, sick headache. heart
burn. Aatulency, etc. 1t is then that
you need remedy like Dr.. Caldwelrs
Syrup Pepsin, which cures these dis
eases. Every family should have bot
tie at hand. 1t is absolutely guaranteed
to do what is claimed, and if you want
to try it before buying. send your ad-
dress for free bottle to Pepsin Syrup
Co., 119 Caldwell Bldg, Monticello.
iii. 1t is sold by R. H. Lyon. Oko-
ma, and ST. Clair Drug Co., Tupelo, at
Soc and 81 bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

The phrase Dutch courage" which,
as the World truly says, was libel
upon the most redoubtable foes land
now the truest friends) we ever met
at sea. seems to have originated in a
story that hogshead of brandy was
preached before the mast on Dutch
man-of-war upon going into action,
says the London Chronicle. There
were many old expressions which Inn
piled our forefathers' belief In the con-
vivial habits of the Dutch. A Dutch
bargain" was bargain made when all
the parties were in liquor, and a
Dutch feast" is explained by Crosse as
one at which the entertainer got drunk
before his guests. Any number Of ex-
pressions may be assigned to the old
hostility to the Dutch-such as Dutch
comfort" or Consolation" dts good
job it's no worse); Dutch defense"
which in tom Jones" means treach-
erous surrender; and, If do. I'm a
Dutchman."
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
A Happy Mother

will see that her baby is properly cared
for-to do this good purgative is nec-
essary. Many babies suffer from worms
and their mothers don't know tiff
your baby is feverish and doesn't sleep
at nights. it is troubled with worms.
Whites Cream Vermifuge will clean
out these worms in a mild pleasant way,
Once tried always used. Give il a trial.
Price Is cents.
Sold BY Bearden & King, Okolona,
and St. Clair Drug Co. TupeIo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Horses sull IN Demand.

During the last seven years the
number of horses in the country has
increased about 80 per cent, from 49,
10000 to 100000 but value has in
creased about 112 per cent. The aver
age price on the farm in 1900 is stated
at $44.5O. In 1907 it is $94.5O-the
highest price of which there is any Off
cial record. Instead of the automobile
putting the horse out of business we
are further from the horseless age
than ever. Automobiles came along
just in time to prevent a horse famine.
They merely change to some extent
his sphere of influence"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Mrs ]. Morgan.

Health is valuable asset for rich
or poor. Mrs. j. Morgan Of Neosha
Falls, Kan, says she would not take
$500 to 60 back to where she was be-
fore taking Dr.. Caldwelrs Syrup Pep
sin. She suffered from chronic indi-
gestion for fifteen years. and last win
ter she thought she would surely die,
but she took this great herb laxative
compound and was cured. 1t is abso-
luteIy guaranteed to do what is claimed,
and if you want to try it before buying,
send your address for free sample
bottle to Pepsin Syrup Co., 119, Cald-
we'll Bldg, Monticello. Ill. 1t is sold
by R. H. Lyon, Okolona and St. Clair
Drug Co., Tupelo, at Soc and 81 a
bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Don't! ~!

Don't let your child suffer with that
cough when you can cure it with Bal
lards Horehound Syrup, sure cure
for coughs, bronchitis, influenza, Group
and pulmonary diseases. Buy bottle
and try it. B. B. Laughter. Byhalia.
Miss, writes: Il have two children who
had Group. tried many different RENEE
dies, but | must say your Horehound
Syrup is the best Group and cough med
icine ever used"
Sold by Bearden & King. Okolona,
and St. Clair Drug Co.. Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
There Are Few

people who know how to take care Of
themselves 1.-The majority do not. The
liver is most important organ in the
body. Herbine will keep il in condition.
N. G. Simpkins. Alba, Texas, writes; Il
have used Herbine for chills and fever
and find 1.-THE best medicine lever used.
] would not be without It. tits as good
for children as tits for arown-up people,
and recommend II. Il Is fine for La
Grippe"
Sold By Bearden & King. Okolona,
and ST. Clair Dmg Go. Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Newspapers make much Of the an
nouncement that Miss Maigarette
Hanna, !" the only woman diplomat in
the world" will attend The Hague
peace conference. Some husbands,
whose wives make them buy every
thing they want, will dispute the asser-
ton that Miss Hanna is the only
woman dinIomaf
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

When a woman marries handsome
man who knows it, she should always
be sure that there is a mirror in the
house for him also.
To read the biographies Of states
men, one would think half the world
began life as country school teachers
and the other half were also broke,
Although the courts refuse to let
Kansas have Colorado's watar or Mis-
souri's beer, Kansas will worry along
on the milk and honey its own land
flows with.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Ancient Rome

is now merely memory Of the past Bal.
Iards Snow Linimentis the family Iini,
ment Of the twentieth century. A posi-,
tive cure for rheumatism; burns, cuts
sprains. neuralgia, etc. Mr.. G. Fl
Runyon, Stanberry. Mo-, writes: 4 have
used Snow Liniment for rheumatism
and all pain. cant say enough in III
praise.
Sold By Bearden & King. OkoIona
and ST Clair Drug Co, Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Not every man should be blamed
for not being such fool as he looks !;
some men simply cant.
Good fortune wears soft gloves when
knocking at some mems doors; bad
fortune uses brass knucks.
The wise man when threatened"
with appendicitis heads it off by cutting
out the surgeon making the threat"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Few men are so deaf as to need
ear-trumpets when money talks.
Experience is mans chief asset
lack Of it woman's chief charm.
Care killed cat, but don't care has
cured many case of heart affection.
Hunger and happiness never ride
the same horse in the human race.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
letter Cured.

A lady customer Of ours had suffered
with letters for two or three years. 1t got
so bad on her hands that she could not
attend to her household duties. One box
Of Chamberlain's Salve cured her.
Chamberlain medicines give splendid
satisfaction in this communicate. H.
Rodney & Co, Almond, Ala. Cham
berlain' medicines are for sale by all
dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

San Francisco may pose as the
Golden City" but some Of her public
officials seem to be largely composed
Of brass.
If the pursuit Of the Standard Oil
keeps up Rockefeller may find it nec-
essary to tighten cargo and throw over
board few more bags Of dubloons.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
PROMINENT MEMPAIAN WHITES

DR.. H. Motley. Atlanta. Having
been a great sufferer for three years
from indigestion. and been treated by
many physicians who failed to give
me any relief. Continuing to grow
worse, my brother advised me to try
Dr.. Mozley's Lemon Elixir which re-
NEEDY he had used for several years. |
commenced its use. and must say that
your Lemon Elixir is the greatest medi-
cine on earth. have never suffered
a day since commenced using Lemon
Elixir.
r. L. Rocco, 206 fernando ST..
Memphis, Tenn.
All druggist sell it,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

What man used to be counts for
mighty little after he's married.
Woman has no palmer duty in this
world than that Of being handsome.
Putting on style is for some women
a great take of on the art Of dressing.
Rapid-Gre ability to change views
has established many mans popular
itv
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

When man gets out Of patience
with himself he isn't nearly so cranky
as when he is out Of patience with
someone else.
If man doesn't fall in love until
after he gets on the shady side Of forty
he invariably works overtime in an
effort to make up for the neglected OPP
portunities.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

When you feel the need Of pill take
a DeWit's Little Early Riser. Small pill,
safe pill. sure pill. Easy to take-pleas-
ant and effective. Drives away head
aches.
Sold by Bearden & King, OkoIona.
and St Clair Drug Co., Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
DO \ ot Neglect The ChIldren.

Atthis season Of the year the FIRST
unnatural Iooseness Of a child's bowels
should have immediate attention. The
best thing that can be given is Cham
berlain' Collie, Cholera and Diarrhuea
Remedy followed by castor oil as direct
ed with each bottle Of the remedy. For
sale by all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Mrs. Murray. MnncIe, Ind.

"A good, reliable, family remedy
something that every member OF the
family can use when occasion requires
lis something worth knowing about.
Mrs. Murray Muncie, Ind, has had
Dr.. CaldweII's Syrup Pepsin in her
house for over FIVE years, and when
one bottle is used up she gets another.
Ii is invaluable in constipation. indiges-
ton and other stomach. liver ane bow
el troubles. II is absolutely guaranteed
to do all that is claimed, and il you
want to try it before buying. send your
address for a free sample bottle to
Pepsin Syrup Co., 119 Caldwell Bldg,
Monticello, Ill. II is sold by r. y.
Ligon, Okolona, and st. Clair Drug
Co., TupeIo. at Soc and 81 bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

A step in the right direction has
often saved a man from putting his
foot in it.
A suddenly acquired reputation for
humor has made many man misera-
bic for life.
Don't believe Rockefeller would
skin flea for its hide and tallow."
No market for them.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

A tactless woman is one who will
sit in a friends automobile and say
but what makes it rattle SOP
The craze for outdoor roller skating
ought to cause general Improvement
in the condition Of the sidewalk.
General Kuroki is in fair way to
carry back to Japan a case Of American
dyspepsia as a souvenir OF his trip.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

The Spaniards are delighted be-
cause the royal babe cried during the
christening ceremony. They say that
fact pressaees a long life. On that
theory some American babies ought to
live a thousand years.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Tonight.

If you would enjoy tomorrow take
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver Tab
let's tonight. They produce an agreea-
bic laxative effect, clear the head and
cleanse the stomach. Price Is cents.
Samples free at all dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

There is no case Of Indigestion. nc
matter how irritable or how obstinate
that will not be speedily relieved by the
use Of KodoI. The main factor in cur
ing the stomach Of any disorder is rest
and the only way to get rest is to actual.
" digest the food for the stomach itself
Kodol will do it. It's scientific prepar-
alton Of vegetable acids containing the
very same juices found in healthy
stomach. 1t conforms to the Pure Food
and Drugs Law.
Sold by Bearden & King. Okolona
and St. Clair Drug Co., Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Bert Barber. Of Eton, Wis. says i
have only taken four doses Of your Kid
ney and Bladder Pills and they have
done for me more than any other medi-
cine has ever done. am still taking the
pills as want perfect cure" Mr.. Bar
Der refers to DeWitt's Kidney and Blad-
der Pills. which are unequalled for
Backache. weak kidneys, inflammation Of
Of the bladder and all urinary troubles.
A weeks treatment for 25c.
Sold by Bearden & King, Okolona,
and St. Clair Drug Co., Tupelo.
Where there's a will there's usually
a lawyer to break it.
Not every musician is an expert
with the horn Of plenty.
Its mans future and a woman's
past in which the world is interested.
Love is no reason for marriage; but
with love what's the use Of reason?
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Collie and Drarrhoea.

Pains in the stomach, colo and diar-
rhGa are quickly relieved BY the use Of
ChamberIain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhGa Remedy, For sale BY all dealers,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

When President Roosevelt an
nounced that he would make only
three stops down the Mississippi river,
he evidently forgotrto take the sand
bars into consideration.
There is no occasion for the steel
trust to complain that its presidents are
not chorus-girI proof. Its morals do moi
conform to the demands Of the ten
commandments.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Every Man His Own Doctor.

The average man cannot afford to
J employ physician for every slight all
ment or injury that may occur in his
family, nor can he afford to neglect them,
! as so slight an injury as the scratch Of a
pin has been known to cause the loss Of
a limb. Hence every man from necessity
must be his own doctor for this class Of
ailments. Success often depends on
prompt treatment, which can only be
had when suitable medicines are kept
4 at hand. Chamberlains Remedies
have been in the market for many years
and enjoy a good reputation.
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy for bowel COM
plants.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for
coughs, colds, Group and whooping
cough.
Chamberlain Pain Balm Gan anti
septic liniment) for cuts, bruises burns,
sprains. swellinGs. lame back and
rheumatic pains.
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets for constipation, biliousness and
stomach troubles.
Chamberlain 5 Salve for diseases Of
the skin.
One bottle Of each Of these FIVE pre-
parations cost but SIPS For sale BY all
dealers.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Noah was the first man to see a
whole menagerie while on the water
wagon.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

also convincing proof that the kidneys
and bladder are out of order.
what To DO.
There is comfort in the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, the great kidney remedy,
fulflls every wish in curing rheumatism,
pain in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
and every part Of the urinary passage.
II corrects inability to hold water
and scalding pain in passing It, or bad
effects following use Of liquor, wine or
beer. and overcomes that unpleasant me-
cessity of being compelled TO 60 often
during the day, and to get. mp many
times during the night The mild and
the extraordinary effect Of Swamp. Root
Il soon realized. II stands the highest
for its wonderful cures Of the most dis
tressing cases. If you need a medicine
YOU should have the best. Sold by drug
rists in fifty-cent and one-dollar cizes.
You may have sample bottle and a
book that tells all fsl2
aboutit, bothsentfree KS.
By mail. Address Or.
Kilner & Co., Bing- ~ -
hanton, N. X. When Home cf Swamp rocA
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake but remember the
name, Or. Kiln1ers Swatnp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton, n. Y.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

a sediment or sell
thing indicatesan
unhealthy con-
dition Of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence of kid
ney trouble f; too
frequent desire
to pass it or pain
in the back is
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

This little pig went to market" doesn't
amuse tonight.
Baby's not well; what's the matter, her
dear little cheeks are so white;
Poor little ummy is aching. naughty old
pain 60 away,
Cascasweet mother must give her.
then she'll be bright as the day.
Sold by Bearden & King, Okolona'
and St. Clair Drug Co.. Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

For scratches, burns. cuts.insect bites
and the many little hurts common to
every family, DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve is the best remedy.
1t is soothing, cooling, clean and healing.
Be sure you get DeWitt's.
Sold by Bearden & King. Okolona.
and St. Clair Drug Co.. Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

The trouble with dollar wheat is that
when it becomes certain that Kansas
will have a ninety million bushel crop
there won't be any dollar wheat.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect It
HOW 40 Find Oui

Fill bottle or common glass with your
water and let 1t stand twenty-four hours ;
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Even fun has its serious side-when
fellow cant sell his jokes, for in
stance.
The man who brides his temper
saves saddlinG himself with a lot Of
trouble.
Many peppery old chap has hon
estly imagined himself the very salt Of
the earth.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
the Sunrise Of Life.

Infants and children are constantly
needing laxative. 1t is important to
know what to give them. Their stom-
ach and bowels are not strong enough
for salts, purgative waters or cathartic
pills, powders or tablets. Give them a
mild, pleasant, gentle laxative tonic like
Dr.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. It is the
one great remedy for you to have in the
house to give children when they need
it. 1t is absolutely guaranteed to do
what is claimed, and if you want to try
it.before buying. send your address
for free sample bottle to Pepsin Sy-
up Co., 119 Caldwell Bldg. Monticel-
10. iii, 1t is sold by R. H. Lyon.
OkoIona, and St. Clair Drug Co..
TupeIo; at Soc and 81 a bottle.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Gambling is useful thing to show
that the way to get money is to work
for it.
If ice is cheaper this summer it will
be because the ice trust was loa6ng all
winter.
A cigarette lighted in a Mexican
mine cost ninety lives, which is good
deal for one cigarette.
Back to the constitution" Mr..
'Watterson cries. Is Henry alludin to
the fifteenth amendment ?
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

The women who want a man and
those who want to get rid Of one are
about equally divided.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

A prompt pleasant, good remedy for
coughs and colds, is Kennedy's Laxative
Cough Syrup. tits especially recon-
mended for babies and children, but
good for every member of the family. 1t
contains no opiates and does not consti-
pate. Contains honey and tar and tastes
nearly as good as maple syrup. Children
Hike it.
Sold by Bearden & King. Okolona,
and St. Clair Drug Co., Tupelo.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05
-IGatHlRIrladl' (GlIRHInS. z


Now talk about July 4.
Looks as il the Boise date line
line might be running all summer.
Don't be alarmed about the weather
Il never failed to even up
Now that June is here it is possible
that the belated picnic season will
open.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

Those persons who have always
been skeptical Of the apple story may
think that it was a lemon that Eve
handed him.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

When boy gets the bunch that
woman was made for man he begins
to comb his hair and scour his teeth.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-06-05

book that tells all
aboutit, both free
by mail. Address Or
KiInier & Co., Bing-
lhnnntofi. N! w When
The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1907-06-20
EOisle~tAc Leon mic

The man whose thrifty choice Of q
wife is chronicled in the Rochester
Herald will doubtless make q success
in the business of life. His talents de-
stine him for wider sphere than that
of simple farmers life He was an
Alabama youth, and courted two girls
al the same time. One was Sally; the
other was Mary. Sally was a very fine
girl, thrifty, industrious. and Of a do
mestic turn. She was not so pretty as
some other girls, but James, the swain
In question, had courted her in his
early years. When he had prospered
and earned little money, he became
infatuated with Mary. sweet, pretty,
but always idle. The neighbors at first
were puzzled by the double courtship,
but after awhile they decided that
Mary was the favored one Suddenly
James married Sally. The Methodist
preacher who performed the ceremony
had little Of the curiosity which DOS.
sesses all mankind. James," he said,
I'VE all thought you were going to
marry Mary" YES" replied James.
but thought If I married Mary
should have to engage Sally to wait on
her. If I married Sally she would
wait on herself"