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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

A kentuekian with the extaordi
nary name of OFF, Stump has been
appointed postmaster at llkevlllt,
Pike county.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Such good progress has been made
Ia the construction work on New Jer-
sey's building at the Jamestown Expo
sition that the structure is virtually
completed
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Florida and California lemons ale
shipped to every quarter Of the globe
cxcep, Russia, where thee Is 4 duty OF
: oS a box
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Children who are delicate, feverlsh and
cross will get immediate relief from Mother
Gray's Sweet Powders for Children They
cleanse the stomach, act on the liver. making
II sickly child strong aud healthy. A certain
cure for worms. Sold by all druggists. 2sc.
sample FREE Address, Allen =. omstead,
juhoy, y, \
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

over 3,o,ooo worth Of copper wlrc
has been stolen along the lines oil the
CONSOLIDATED Telephone Companies OF
cnnsylvanla during the past year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Mayor Austin S. Cushman, who was
private secretary To Millard Fillmore,
President OF the United States 81 years
ago, died last week in Boston
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

The wife OF WI lmg-tang, iormer
minister nom China to the United
States, has Just paid the cost OF build
ing large and fine hospital in tong.
kong.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Villalas In the play have to be awful
ly bad in order to make good.-Daily
,Okla) ArdmOreite.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

thousands Of ducks are dead and
as many more dying on the famous
hunting grounds OF Northern ten,
the cause being Il mystery.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

First Doctor-Is this operation ALSO.
mtely necessary? Second Doctor--It
Is. The only possible chance we have
or collecting our bill is from his life
tnsurance.-Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
FEBRUARY 10. 1907.

Doa't lei la} thing lnteftefe"ith yonr
ocular hours Of work AMI rest hut gc.
plenty o. sleep.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Antiuuity Of Proverbs.

Proverbs cXi II long before books.
In the earliest mes they served as
the unwritten l'nguage of morality
and have been passed down through
The generation . In Africa there are
numerous uant proverbs. Among
them are: He =" ho dives on dry land
will scarify i face" Two people
cannot sit dow pom the point Of the
same thorn ut : same time" In the
Transvaal the verb. Beware of a
silent man. he !. a brass band In his
mouth" is often heard.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

At Huntington Beach, Cat, 500 &C.
res OF cabbage are to be converted in
to slucr kraut.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

II Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry
Ask today tor Aliens Fnot-Ease, a powder
1t cures Chilbains, swollen, Sweating, Sore
Aching. Damp feet. At all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, Nc
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
The IoGtlaa Child,

The london chld's life is often very
Superior beings. London Spectator.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Reason governs the wise man and
cudgela tho fooi--rrom the Italian.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Bf4me viii accomplish more than
luck. Have y5n goad supply Of the
iGfmct2
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

"Hlye Wv ruy new song that Is soft
and mellow
Well, here's one that Just came In.
It's called \ Love Ny Little Oozy,
Moozy Moo That sounds mushy,
doesn't i,:"--Clrveland Plain Dealer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

The New Haven health board wants
kissing stopped in that city.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Traitors are hated even by those they
favor.-Tacitus.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

--There's satisfaction in smoking
Lam bertvile Pnffs
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
LAMBERTVILLE
NATIONAL BANK.

This Bank will pay interest on Certificates
of Deposit at per cent. per annum
Three per cent. per annum interest allowed
on accounts in Savings department.
Safe Deposit boxes for rent in new vault
from three dollars up
For further information inquire of the fol.
lowing officers;
CALVIN S0LLfD-ii. President.
JOHN O. HOLCOMBE, Vice President.
ISAIAH =. SMITH, Cashier.
FRANK A. PHILLIPS Asst, Cashier.
JAMES s. STUDDIFORD, Teller,
DIRECTORS.
Calvin SoiIiiay, Isaiah +. Smith.
John q. Holc.mbe, Samuel A. Burns,
william Lauer, Wiimot Quinby.
r. r. Lear, Frank 4. Phillips,
j. W. Crook, George W. Massey
Geo. l.. Romtu- NJ. ID.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

b. Martin, Of Tacoma. owns .
mine in Alaska, the profits OF winch he
has sworn TO devote to tie cause f
otal abstinence, even il til Sc profits
houli rea, II s5oo,ooo YET
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Residents Of Oe,,.4 COUNTY are
clatcd over the act that ~ appropria-
ton has Deen made ly Congress
for a survey Of Toms and Forkcd NV
crs, the channels Of which greatly need
dredginp.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-12-06
YORK RIVER LINE.

FL EGANc r'ASSENGER STEAMERS
"CHARLOrFE" AND "BALTIMORk,''
FOR WEST POINT and RICHMOND, VA
Steamers leave Baltis ore daily Except
Sund+y) at y. m and arrive at West Polk
at 7 As a IN. and richmond al 929 "a. m.
Steamers leaving Baltimore on MoBdsy,
Wednesdays and Fri lays ieaving est
Point on tuesdays, Thursdays, ano Saturdays
call at Gloucester Point, Clements. au" ALI
tn0nd's, and steamers leaving aliimore on
Tuesdays, Thursdays, aad saturdays, ano
West PoiDI on VI nda 5, Wednesday. ano
FRIDAYS, call at Yorktown and Clay aux
weather permitting
st, A VI ElsS Lave BA, II HDEE Flto
PIERS as AND - nID Ii STREET y H. RI
Through Tickets 10 all Colnts car Der are
baggage checked anu a,, roomS reserve,
from the City iicRet Offices y os. il9. b. baiu
more street, ARTF UR " ROBSON, Agent
III T. Baltimore street. or the general Oli.c~-
Lignt d Lee, Streets, Baltimore. Ma
HEU BEN FOSTER, h. CHS
General Manager. Ct neral Pass iger
TH VI DAN EL. Asst Gen f'aS<. a -tt.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-12-06
CHESAPEAKE LINE.

ELEGANT PASSEN GER STEAMERS
AUGUSTA" AND "COLUMBlA."
T'or OLD POINT COMFORT and NORFOLK
VIRGINIA.
steamers leave Baltimore daily (excepl
sunday at 7.b0p. m, and arrive Old Point
Comfort at a. M. and Norfolk at 7.30 g. M.
where connection is made with the Rail Line
for all points South and SouIh West.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-12-06

(1e be csntinue d.)
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
When Eating Causes Colds.

n one who has caught cold will
take thought, he will often find that
he has prepared himself for the in
lection by some tax on his physical
condition-some extra work which
has depressed his bodily powers, some
worry which has preyed upon his
mind, some loss of sleep, some undue
exposure to atmospheric changes, or
some dietary indiscretion, says a
writer in the Youths Companion.
For indiscreet eating is one of the
most prolific and yet the least recog'
nized of all the predisposing causes
of cold.
Let the hearty eaters of rich food
who suffer from repeated colds, try
course of abstinence during the
coming winter, and they will become
convinced of the truth Of these re-
marks. In this case the proof Of the
pudding is in the not eating OF 1t.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
poa as Newsboy's Assistant.

A small white dog who sells papers
near the Park street entrance to the
subway will soon be eligible for men,
bership to the newsboys' union, II the
officers can get over the difficulty OF
deciding wherein to pin his badge,
says the Boston Herald.
He carries on either side, secured
by a strap around his body, little
leather. pouch about twice as large
as that used by men for holding foun-
tain pens and pencils. The dogs mas
ter sticks paper into one pouch and
places another between his teeth. The
canine salesman does not hold his
wares long. He attracts buyers rap
idly from all sides as the people come
and go from the subway, and his
money bag is soon filed with pennies.
His master, who goes on crutches,
having lost one leg, keeps on regular.
ly furnishing the little chap with two
papers at time as fast as he needs
them The man said that he has five
similarly gifted dogs in training for
the newspaper business.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
ONE KEY FOR ALL TRUNKS.
London Merchant Has Conferred Real
Boon on Humanity.

Was there ever woman born who
did not at some time in her career
lose or forget her trunk key? Who
has not experienced the wild sense Of
despair that sweeps over the travel.
worn, dusty creature who arrives at
her journeys end tn no more scien-
tiiic implement IN a hairpin to
probe the mysteries of r~r trunk lock?
And when her pieces of baggage mum
Der more than one. and MI the keys
are left behind, so much tie greater is
the mourning over the disaster
Now comes along London trunk
dealer who for ingenuity and true
business instinct puts all his Yankee
brethren to the blush. He has invent.
ed a series of trunks, skirt trunk,
bodice trunk. hatbox and every other
sort of trunk or box that you may
need, all of which can be unlocked
with one key.
OF course, you may forget the one
but it is less of a memory tax than
half dozen, and, should it be forgot.
ten, you will squander less Of your
substance upon the village locksmith
than If YOU were obliged to order a
whole bunch
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Neiehbors Got Fooled.

IL was literally coughing myself to
death, and had become too weak to
leave my bed; and neighbors predict
ed that | would never leave IL alive;
but they got fooled for thanks be to
God, | was induced to Try DR.. Kings
New Discovery, 1t took just four
one dollar bottles to completely cure
the cough and restore me to good
sound health" writes Mrs. Eva INCA.
pher, of Grovertown, Stark Co, Ind.
This King of cough and cold cures,
and healer Of throat and lungs, is
guaranteed by Ritter Bros. Drug Co.
soc and 81 90. Trial bottle free,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
THE TALKATlvE MANS REVENGE
Bidder to Hold His Peace, He PROVED
Capable Of Doing So.

II was probably that feeling of rood
comradeship which comes 10 nearly all
travellers which caused a man on one
Of the Philadelphia sightseeing auto
mobiles to put questions, point out
details and air his views generally the
other day to a woman who sat beside
him. The woman WAS middle-aged and
otherwise ineligible for Irritation
but she didn't like the mans volubll
iiy. nevertheless, and showed her abil
ity to put a stop to 1t.
Sir" she said. after few attempts
on the part of the man. you annoy
me. don't know anything about
Philadelphia and have no information
to give. If you will kindly mind your
own business | shall be grateful
Needless to say that the talkative
sIghtseer retired within himself and
made no further remark during the
trip. At its conclusion the woman
wanted read a slip which she took out
Of her pocket ut when she
reached for her eyeglasses she found
nothing but the chain on which they
had been fastened TO her bosom.
She finally, after a useless search
brought herself TO ask the man who
had wanted to talk If he had seen any
thing of them. "Oh! yes" he replied
they fell off on Spring Garden street
near the United States mint. saw
the hind wheel roll over them"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Fig Wine.

Consul Maxwell Blake of Funchal
advises that some interest has been
aroused in the island of Madeira as
the result of experiments conducted
by an Italian chemist, Professor Pa
gisci, who declares that the juice OF
the fig under proper treatment can be
converted into n wine of excellent
taste.
The professor states tNat its flavor
is agreeable; that It is very rich In
phosphate matter and almost wholly
destitute of fannie acid, qualities thai
render 1t especially nourishing to in
valids and children. The pulp Is sait
also to create new food for milcf
cows and fowls. The fresh fig con
tains only about 20 per cent of sugar
but after it has been dried and pre-
pared for the making of wine it yield!
80 per cent sugar.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
ANDREW JACKSON NOT roo /:
Few Sons Have Had Such AdgantaJ-
as Were His, Says Writer.

Verify we must abandon the bc..t
that Andrew Jackson belonged to I'd
class of American youths who rode {.
fame and fortune by their own efforts
unaidod by the help of family friend
says Watson's Magazine
Never did he taste the bitter cup oi
physical want, of hu v and cold, OF
helpless, acknowledgements. Never
was he without home and loyal friends
and suniclency of the comforts of
life. Never was it his lot to suffer the
humiliation. that modification, that
inward bleeding wound which the
proud nature wrthcs under when
there is no money in the pocket, no
change of clothing for the body, as the
harassed day draws to its end and the
wretched night comes on.
Poverty! why, Andrew Jackson
never in his whole life had a genuine
taste of what the cruel word really
means.
Few men have been more greatly in
debted to the intelligent affection OF a
self.sacrincing mother Few sons oil
poor parents have had such advan'
tages as were his lot. and few lads oil
poor parents did such a scanty amount
of manual labor. Compared to the
rugged. self. taught youth of Benjamin
Franklin, Roger Sherman, Abraham
Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Sam Hous'
ton, and Nathaniel Greene, the boy
hood Of Andrew Jackson almost as
sumes the appearance of having been
cast upon "flowery beds of ease
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
COOKED BUT NOT FROZEN.
Horrible Sight That Met the Woman
Who Loved Plants.

The young housekeeper had been
obliged TO leave home over night and,
doing so in hurry, had not time to
write down more than dozen or so
instructions for her husband to follow
I'm the conduct of their household ar
fairs.
During the night It turned very
cold and the wife thought with many
misgivings of her ferns and palms and
other plants left out OF RS. In the
morning she telephoned her husband
and asked him about II questions as
to what he had done in her absence
if lie had put the flannel cover on
the foot Of the brass bed. II he had
folded up the pillow shams, II he had
found the supper she left for him, II
he had taken the cream off the dumb
waiter and sent down the trash, II the
laundry had come home, and so on,
and If he had by any possibility
thought TO take in the plants.
Indeed | did" he replied proudly;
they're all right. ! brought them in
and took good care of them"
Much relieved, she hung up the re-
ceiver. When she reached home that
afternoon the steam heat was on at a
high pressure and peculiar odor
struck her nostrils. Her plants had
been placed with infinite care on the
radiators.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
oreoon Game Wardens Wax Fat.

The only man in the country who
can have all the game he can eat in
open or closed season IL the game
warden. When the season is closed
and while he is shopping around, IL
he happens to run across a milk can
full of China peasants they are his
n boy coming home with a Chinaman
in his pocket but no hunters license
alongside of it, he has fried peasant
for his next meal while the poor boy
pays the freight. Now, II you see a
fellow looking cheerful and fat, that's
the game warden.-Jefferson Revicy
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
BETRAYED by Talk In Sleep.

A Paris woman who was arrested
for picking pockets, and who pretend
ed TO speak an unknown language be-
trayed herself in her sleep. When
brought before the magistrate she
was Intercepted by Turkish, Russian
Polish and Hungarian interpreters
hut none could understand her, al
though one believed she spoke little
known dialect in Persia, The msgis
trate was not convinced, and ordered
her to be kept in the prison ihfirniary
under strict surveillance In her
sleep " the woman talked fluent
French, with the true Partisan &C
cent. fua.i go. 40. Iu. .g. H.,
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Knew the Slams.

William Henry, Jr,, aged seven has
an inordinate appetite for buckwheat
cakes and maple syrup. At breakfast
the other day his grandfather watched
him with amazement, counting the
cakes as they disappeared.S1t1t
Junior" he asked, have you ever
in all your life felt that you had all
the buckwheat cakes you could get
away with" Er,t
Yes, sir" replied, Junior lots OF
times I've felt that had enough"
How do you know when you've got
enough?" ta''" f""
."Oh, Ijust keep on eating Till gel
pain, and then | eat one more t.
make sure'n ,-r.. ..r .lr.u .....,u
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Advice to Candidates.

/. An, Australian NJ p advises candi-
dates for parliament to be seen as of
ten as possible among the mourners
In the constituencies they are court
ing. 1t shows the. DOMESTIC, the fam
lily feeling sstr'orfEi II denotes an OBJ;
servance of religious conventions, and
It is taken hs proof OF d loyal heart,
a heart that 'ceats for an old aequaint!
ahce even Ia dust. Al one contest |
attended OH an average two funerals
a day every day OF the last week, and
the polling was my top score" ,g
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Useless PrecautIon,l

The town council Of a small Ger,
man community met 70 inspect a new
site for a cemetery They assembled
at a chapel and as It was a warm day
some one suggested they leave their
coats there. iy.lfB.. EIa 90
fSome one can stay behind and
watch them" suggested Herr Boz
tells, ~ .....,,.. ,...,.....,. Pc,
What for" demanded Herr Ehr.
lich III we are all going out to-
sether what need n there for any
one TO watch the elothes?7in'Inl "
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
People That Hibernate.

Phny tells of EpimeniAes, the Gre.
tan. who slept in cav or 81 years.
Pliny tells many singular tales, and
we fear he was creduous person.
But Henry Ill. of France, when he was
In Poland, mobiles, physicians among
them DR.. Johannes Piduxius; Alex
ander Guagninus of Verona colonel
of foot; Sigismundus Liber, baron
in Heiberstein, all personally knew
this fact A people that inhabited Lu'
comoria seemed to die on every 9th
OF November by reason OF the winters
cold On the cath OF April ''ey all
awoke, arose. and went t their
business.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Reclaiming Land 10 India.

a s6heThlI Isl piaolIos1d az lahore,
India by the government TO reclaim
d large area OF land on the Dutch
plan. The Ram Of dutch is a sea.
shore waste, with dnlets which
would be closed allowing the shallow
water ito eyaporaie, ayThe saline de.
posts would be mashed out by a
great canal from the Indus The APP
plicauon Of scientific agriculture 70
the reclaimed land and the construc.
ton OF a railway linking Kdrathi and
Bombay would complete the enter
prise, '"''"'"' '" doh
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
A Valuable Lesson.

"Six years ago | learned valuable
lesson" writes John Pleasant, OF Mag.
nolia, Ind, IL then began taking
Dir Kings New Life Pills, and the
longer | take them the better ! find
them" They please every body.
Guaranteed at Ritter Bros Drug. &c.
Drinn DC
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Lord Rosebery's Definition.

1t is to Lord Rosebery that we are
indebted for the most modern defini.
ton OF memory. What is memory"
said friend one day to him. Mem.
ory." replied his lordship. rs the feel.
ing that steals over us when we listen
TO our friends original stories"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Eecentriclties of Wealth.

There is wealthy man In New
York who collects scraps of paper
from the waste baskets, upon which
he writes letters to his friends; and
fully as curious Is the Boston mer-
chant who refuses to spend money for
shoe strings, using wrapping twinc in
stead.-The Sunday Magazine.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Firmly Established.

"Of course you're going 10 Palm
Beach this win8ES' n.A .aw
d. No. .. ....,rrr uu, .,g.,g
. 4No2 Thought your position in
society was such as to make 1t alb!
solutely necessary for you TO 60"
"Our position IN society now Is
such that we don't have to 90 any
where" r"n"n
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Resourceful Youth.

The enterprising lad noticed an ad.
vertisement calling for a red-haired
Office boy, but lacked the qualification
mentioned. Say, sis he remarked,
"where'd you keep your peroxide? I've
got to dye to beat this game"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
Notice of stockholders Special
Meeting.

Notice is hereby given that special
meeting OF the stockholders Of the
Hay ball Mercantile company will be
held at the ONCE OF said corporation
at Lewiston, Cache county, Utah, on
Monday the 4th day OF February AID.
1907, at one o'clock pm for the pur.
pose OF considering and acting upon a
proposition to amend Article one ~
OF the articles OF incorporation OF said
company by striking out the word
'Haybalrsand Inserting in lieu there
Of ''Lewiston" so that said article will
then read as follows; ....
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-02
ARTICLE /,

THAT the name of the corporal Ion
shall be Lewiston. Mercantile Company
and that said corporation is organized
and formed at Lewiston,in the cosnty
or Cache and State OF Utah" And
TO act on such other business as
properly pertains to and Is CONNECTED
with such amendment. Said Meet
ing has been calleq-by virtue ofscc-
lions KS and 3BO'of the t.1vised Stat.
uteS OF Utah, 1898, as. amended by
Chapter % Of tbeGiawsof 1908
NJ. j. SwINYARpt
..... Secretary and Treasurer,
Evening journal., 1907-12-07
BACHELORS IDEAL

The excuse that they have never met
the right woman seems stin to be
popular among bachelors.
Can him not selfish that he does not
wed.
Compelling one that worships him to
share $
An ever growing load Of sordid care.
The ceaseless struggle for his daily
bread
He sits alone before his dying FIRE
Envying others their domestic joys.
The love and laughter Of their girls
and boys,
This exile from the land OF his desire.
Despite what truly selfish lovers say,
Enough for one is not enough for
two,
Or else We're all arithmetic untrue
Whose laws mankind with one consent
obey.
It is not that he breads the simpler
life.
shorn Of the things that minister ia
ease;
He feels the loss of comforts such as
these
Would be distinctly hard upon hi.
wife.
Only in dreams he sometimes sees his
fate,
Divinely fair and sweetly womanly
The perfect, the incompatible she
Whose love might draw him from nj.
lone estate
She makes the way to matrimony
clear,
Obedient and patient, slow 70 vex.
Endowed with all the virtues Of hel
sex,
And something like ten thousan.
pounds a year.
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