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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
Short Stories
NATIVES CAN'T SWIM.
Uarper's Weekly.

Harper's Weekly.
Washington man tells OF recent
visit to benighted section of South.
western State-a region so uninviting
and unpromising that even the resi-
dents thereof evince for it the greatest
disgust. Many would leave if they
could, but, MS they themselves say:
There ain { nothin to do but stay an :
nave the chills and fever
The Washington man was riding
along the banks Of the river that va
tors this section, and although he had
gone some twenty miles or 80 he had
not in all that distance noticed a single
fisherman. Meeting a man iouneing
near the stream, he asked:
Why doesn t some one fish in this
river7f
Amt no fish, vas tho laconic re-.
sponse of the native.
No fish in such beautiful river as
tins! - exclaimed the astonished Wash
lngtonlan. ''Why not7'
The native lazily shifted his position
and answered,
:, Stranger, eff you could git outer
TINS country ae easy as fish can, do
you reckon you d be herefn
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
INDIANS AND GERMAN YOUTH


An Americanized contribution TO Ber-
lin IN the way Of a party Of exhibition
Indians has been the cause of much
uneasiness on the part of parents at
the German capital, 1t has been noted
that since the arrival Of the redskins
there has been an increased demand for
yellow backed literature among the
boys, with the result that numerous
parties have been formed for the pur-
pose Of going to America TO fight the
savages. 1t is feared that the sorrow
and desolation in German homes will
be vastly increased by these unwise
appeals to the boyish fancy.
To the initiated, however, there is
calm confidence in the feeling of assur-
ance that the German boy, who un-
doubtedly resembles his American
cousin, for boys are boys, Will not pro-
ceed in his quest for scalps far beyond
the next town. 1t mattcrs little that
the German boy goes cunning for In
dians or the American lad is fred BY
thoughts OF Capt. Kidd; he seldom al
lows his enthusiasm TO carry him too
far away from the family meal table.
AS Mrs. Emerson remarked Of Mr.. Tho.
reau, he does not get out of hearing Of
the dinner-horn, BOYS are always ad-
venturous on full stomach, and it is
then that their fancy is at its great
est play, and that they set out for the
accomplishment of deeds of prowess
as doughtily as ever Don Qui1ote de-
parted on romantic venture.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
THE CLEVER WATCHMAN.

A Chicago hotel had night watch
man who did not take kindly TO n
system whereby he was required to go
through the hotel at certain hours and
touch set Of electric buttons, thus
indicating his whereabouts ut a given
time. SO a pedometer was gwen TO
him, which would register every step
ne took
All went well for time One morn
ing, however, the watchman was miss
ing On search being made he was
found asleep in the engine room and
the pedometer so attached TO the pis-
ton rod Of the engine that with every
stroke IL registered step, 1t had
been travelling all night. and when
taken off registered 220 miles.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
GIRLS WINNING THE PRIZES.

1t is the turn Of the girls to crow
in these suffrngette' davs the very
is used advisedly, Statistics OF the
schools Of America and prize awards Of
the Rova! Academy in London show
that in the three "a r 9 - and in art girls
beat the boys as students Petticoe ted
painters and modeIers nearly monopo
lize the houors Of the Royal Academy
schools this year. Taken in coniunc
ton with the results OF investigations
in this country, the award Of these
prizes furnishes a suggestive compari-
son. Statistics gathered in various sec.
tions OF the United States showed that
girls excelled generally in ability as stu.
dents. in esthetic sasts and in color
discrimination.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
DRUDGERY.

Dull drudserT; gray angel OF success
Enduring purpose. waiting long aNd
long,
Headache or hear,ache hlent with sigh
or song:
Forever delvins mid the strife and
stress.
Within the bleak confines OF your duress
Are laid the firm foundations, deep and
strong,
Whereon men build the rlEht against
The wrong,
The toll wrought monuments mat nft
and bless.
The coral reefs the bees o'ersow!ne
cells,
The pyramids; all things that Shall en-
du-e.
The books on books wherein all wisdom
dwcils.
Arc formed with pIodding patience.
slow and sure.
Yours the rime-tenlpered fashionins that
spells
or chaoe order. perfect and secure
Nixon Waterman in Appleton MsGa-
zinc.
MOUNTS Pork aud Beans are good
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
PAYMENT IN FIJI,
Lippincott's Magazine.

I'pptaSolt ) MaE2ZlOo.
Once there WAS woman who loved
bridge whist and was pleased to gather
In the ducats. So this enterprisinp one
gave. luncheon and invited thereto
her friends. After they had paFtaken
of many tempting viands they PLAYED
bridge whist after the manner of the
times. Now, it chanced that among the
guests was a sweet aud innocent one.
who had never played bridge whist for
money. But she could not offend her
hostess by refusing to play. So she
played. And when she departed she
was informed by the hostess that she
owed her the sum cf $40. Now. this
sweet and innocent one had been but
short time married. and she feared
greatly to tell her husband of her loss
But in her great extremity she at last
told him Of her debt 10 the kind hos
tess. and he was full of wrath Then
the husband sent to the kind hostess the
sum OF S4l. But the hostess. though en-.
terprising, was honest; so she wrote the
husband that there was an error; the
sum his wife owed her wss but $40
Then the man smiled gr,mlv, and wrote
thus to the kind hostess: "The extra
81 is for the luncheon
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
TRADE IN CANARIEs.
Baltimore American,

Germany carries on large trad
the export OF eanaries Every
she sends no fewer than 10000
these birds 10 America. 5000 10
land. and about 1000 TO Russia. j..
great nursery for the breeding Of
nsries is the Hartz mountains. NJ
of the peasants are engaged IN. the y
of rearing the birds. and receive WI
of from $50 TO 1925 year for {
trouble-an important addition 10 :
earnings. Many canaries come,
from the Black forest, but they DO
fetch such high prices as the III
birds, not being considered such 2
songsters.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
A MIXED PRAYER.

An Aroostook youngsicr, saws the
Kennebec Journal. was kueeling before
his white cot. with head bowed and
hands folded HI was repeating his
"Now ] lay me, - and had got as far
as "I pray thee, Lord, my soul 20
keep, when ms little sister advanced
from behind and tickled his feet. With
head still bowed, Arthur continued;
'FIf you II excuse me just a minute;
Lord. III knock the stuf1ing out OF
Nellie ~
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
DOCTOR. 9 BEST WISHES.

White Lake tS. d Wave.
There is Young banker AT Murdo
who is p years old and his wife is u.
The other day she presented him with
twins and the doctor VINO was present
upon the occasion said on taking his
departure that he hoped all four OF the
children would get along well.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
THE MAIN DIFFERENCE.

Flitsburs Dispatch.
The radical difference between
hand of man and OF the monkey
in the thumb. In the human hand
thumb has the opposing pow
which means that the thumb can
made TO touch the tip of each or
of the other fingers on the same na
the monkey s Thumb is nonopposa
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
WASHING NOT INJURIOUS

Tn a guide to etiquette puoIii
early in the last century the writer
that soap does not irrltate the
pleyion: some of the finest complex
we have known have been rregui
washed with soap every day !,
same authority remarks that me u
bath is now the rule rather tnan
exception. and common sense mas
Irmphed over the decision that was1
was iniurious.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Senator Hopkins OF Illinois can cheer
fully champion the cause OF director
OF L. {. NJ J.; particularly as some of
his constituents have profitable rela-
capacity.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Another reason why the prophets may
mission is that TO create it would he to
violate the State Constitution, which
instrument is mere tyranny anyway
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
GIRL s TAME QUAIL,
Washington Post,

Washington Post,
Miss Mary Walker. who resides
Euclid avenue. between Eleventh
Twelfth streets has tanned Two a
so that they follow her about like
Every morning she takes them
fo- an airing in a vacant lot near.
home, While she waits for them 4
run and hv around. and as
walks they viii light on her hands
shoulders to be carried back ht
The birds enjoy their morning exer'
ana look forward to it Just as m
as their mistress does 10 the plea
OF exercising them
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

On the whole, the business men of
Salt Lake are OF opinion that it is bet.
ter 10 get the railroads before the
church concludes TO run them by means
of an obedient commission.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

According to Senator Hopkins, Reed
Smoot used TO slide of MS mother lap
and toddle out of meeting, before he
was year old, whenever any polyga-
mist was preaching
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
DO osTRICHEs EVER DIE
National Geographic Magazine.

.Ns'VIUIIa! VeUSTapElr NuSaHIGe.
Nothing is positively known
how long sn ostrich Will live.
writers claim that it will livt
years Ostriches which are knoy
have been in captivity for forty
are still breeding and producing
ers.
1t is the experience of Arizona
ers that among the birds having
nutritious green feed deaths seldoi
cur, except as the result Of acci
A dog or other small animal will
times frighten ostriches and cause
TO run into the fence, which may /
III broken leg. When this hap
the bird may as we'll be killed, a:
ever recover from such en- injury.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

When Senator Hopkins says that all
polyeamous marriages since the mani
ies'o nave taken place in Canada, he
demonstrates that the hierarchy can
take the National lawmakers into their
confidence As far as it may be profit,
able to do so.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
PAPER FROM PEAT.
Indianapolis Star. !.

Indianapolis star.
An immense paper mill is oelng
tabl;shed Mt Michigan peat bog, 80, 30,
,rh 1Hn or ch.,aeter 1meter Of the peat in this p
neat naS fuel. I but. i is said, is lust + ris !;
yor the manufacture OF CERTAIN KIN
Of uapea
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

fussy Jimmie can doubtless point to
an interesting collection OF annual
passes as proof that ne understands all
the necessary parts Of railway regula-
tion, thus proving his fitness for place
on commission
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

And it was quite as sincere a compli-
ment as anyone ever uttered-when
Christensen g Juvenile band visited the
palace of Mr.. Newhouse for one Of
them TO remark to another. Saw,
Chimmic, ain t dis swell hump!"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Friends Of third term for President
Roosevelt admit that ne said he would
not have it, but insist that every moral
man ought 10 allow himself to be
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Mr.. Critchlow may discover that
when his lightning express railway com
mission seems 20 be running all right,
1t can be wrecked by n change of sig
nails dispatched from the Beehive
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Doubtless Senator Smoot thought it
would be an infractiou of Senatorial
courtesy for him to resent Senator Hop
kius's abuse Of the Mormon religion
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

President Smith cares little how
many hard names the friends of Smoot
in the Senate may call him, so long as
they let hm keep his ambassador there
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Representative Thompson of Millard
will realize that Smoot : reach is as
long as his memory; for the apostle re.
calls conversation in which Thompson
defied him, and he extends his arm of
vengeance from Washington TO Salt
4
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

When Gentle Legislature in Idaho
elects Mormon for Speaker and a
Mormon Legislature in Utah elects a
GENTLE for Speaker, the hierarchy nat
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
PEGASUS AT THE PLow.

Tit Bits
At the close Of a grand ball ccIe-
brated actor of the Court Theater in
Berlin stands in the passage waiting
for friends.
A beautiful and fashionably dressed
lady approaches him and says: BEG
pardon, have ] the honor to see before
me the famous Herr DonnerstImme
whose powerful and sonorous voice I
had the pleasure of admiripg last
night in Macbeth? Might l ask you
TO do me a little favorf'
madam.
"Then will you be good enough to
call out in the street in your loudest
tones for the carriage of Baroness
SWartZ7D
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
NEW LAMPS FOR OLD.
Lippincott's.

>ippiHSotL
Johnny's dog. Tige, was nuisance.
His pet theory must have been that
all things were created TO be destroyed
at least. so his practices indicated,
Johnny's folks were anxious to be rid
of Tiqe. and at last they decided TO
work upon the lads affections with
lucre.
Johnny said his father one day,
"Ill give you IS if YOU II get rid of
that dog
Johnny gasped at the amount. swal.
lowed hard at thought of Tige, and
said he would think it over,
The next day at dinner he made the
laconic announcement: ''Pa, | got rid
of Tige."
"Well, I certainly am delighted to
hear it, said the father. "Here 's
your money; you We earned it. How
did YOU get rid of the nuisance2''
"Traded him to Bill Simpkins for
two yellow pups answered Johnny
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

And unruIy members OF the legisia
tive House must now be aware that the
Speaker will come at them red d-headed
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Doubtless most of the Legislators will
be instructed that little thing like the
Constitution is nothing between priests
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
HOLLOW GLASS BRICKS

Building Magazine,
The demand for hollow bricks
building blocks for house cons
tion has iuduced glass manufact
10 put hollow glass bricks o.
market, and they promise TO be
extensively for novel and artisti
fects. The first glass bricks.
solid, proved a failure on accoun
their cost. but the hollow glass t
can be made at much less ext
They are lighter and stronger
clay bricks and are such excellent
conductors that walls built of
are proof against dampness, sound
and cold.
The bricks are sealed hermetl
when hot, and are placed in
with a c0lorless mortar made of S,
glass. The bon0in- strength Of
glass mortar is almost as great a.
bricks themselves.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Business Communications should be ad-
dressed. The Tribune. Salt Lake City,
Utah"
Matters for publication. to Editor The
Tribune. Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

urally feel that they can enjoy the re-
suits without appearing to have any in
terest in the fight.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
Monday, January IA, 1907.

1t has not 40 far appeared that the
forthcoming Legislature regrets its in
ability TO elect Smoot over again.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

Entered at the Postofiice az Salt Lake
City as second class matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
DICK IS A LONESOME sWA.

DICK IS A LONESOME sWAy
Chicago Record Herald.
Dick is the name of a lone sws!
Mount Washington cemetery. A,
months ago Dick e mate @as killed
eateu right before mis- eyes by a
fox.
he made all the noise possible
mapped MS wings in an effort
frlghten the fox away. 1t was a
night and the fox was hungry. ]
was slightly wounded in the efTor
protect his mate. Since It's a
Dick has gone into mourning. For !,
at time he hides among the weed
the edge OF the water in the lake,
ing only an occasional bath in the
wafer,
The attendants at the cemetery
TO force Dick TO mate with q
swans, but he obstipately refuses.
Is true to his first and only love.
the ostrich, tho swan mates. only
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14

MOUNTS Pork and Beans are good
fnr Hot nnnara ar fIal3 T-pnnhaops
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-14
Here and Ther,
TOM 8 LAST rIpr pr->-

TOM S LAST FIRE RUN.
New York Sun.
lom, the nigh horse OF engine 7
which has quarters in the fire
quarters building in East sixtv.sS
street, died in harness on Wed,
night, after twenty years Of "a
service to the city. He was a
ana was of powerful build. He
the service, and even in his old /,
was as quick to take his place in
OF the engine at the sound Of IN.
as either OF the two Younger
tnat pulled the machine with hi,
1t was this enthusiasm that
MS death at the end OF a run to
Tom was the first to get und,
arop harness when the alarm so,
me metal collar dropped to ths
before the animal was ready IN =
1T. One of the crew sprang forw
pick u up, but Tom put down his
poked mis- nose under tho cola,
.pNci ut- meek ana tne II
snapped it in place,
Inc alarm called the compa
Eighty second street and Eas
syenue. Jack Leamy, the driver
on the apparatus with rattle
warning loot of the whistle. Tol
ed as though he knew that Fire
missioner Lantry was thinking
retiring him for Younger hors,
fire commissioner had learned
horse S long service. Tom kept hi
Just a little in advance Of Jerry
Bull. his mates, as the engine
clatter,ng up Third avenue. The
drew up at the hvdrant. AS il ct
old Tom gave lurch and drop
the ground, One Of the crew "
help him to his feet, but ne was
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1907-10-25

Course for this season, given by
the Castle Rhine Co. last Tues
day night, was most highly en-
joyed by those fortunate enough
to be present.
DR.. and Mrs. j. A. Orr most
delightfully."- entertained some of
the Verona young people last
Friday evening. They were as
sisted ia receiving by Misses
Pansy and Celene Sharp. The
evening was pleasantly spent in
conversation, musical renditions
and games. Later in the even
ing much fun was afforded by
the guests stringing pumpkin
seed, after which delicious re-
freShments were served.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1907-10-25
Miss Mary Leslie.

Cd Wednesday morning, Octo-
Der 9, 1907, the Ark Angel of
Death visited the home of Mrs.
Robert Leslie and claimed Mary,
her youngest daughter, aged II
years and Is days, as it's jewel.
She had been attacked by an in.
durable case of typhoid fever,
which ended in her death. For
several days prior t, her de-
mise the family and friends had
been watching at her beside ex-
recting every moment for her to
pass into the great beyond.
She joined the church in 1904
and was ever ready to do the
duties that fell upon her as a
christian. Her name will never
die, and her proverbs and kind
sayings will always be the means
of lighting the hearts of those
who grieve. The light she has
kindled for good in the commune
ty will never go out.
She was a loving daughter, a
devoted sister and kind and af-
fectionate friend. Her friends
were numbered by her acquaint-
ances. She leaves a mother, one
brother, three sisters and a host
of friends to mourn her death.
We do not weep as those who
have no hope. for we feel that
our loss is her eternal gain.
Mary will pc greatly missed in
her home, church and communi-
ty. But what is life? It is even
a vapour that appeareth for a
littlt time and then vanisheth
away.
| To the bereaved we offer our
heartfelt sympathy, and tell them
not to grieve for the one that is
at rest, but to strive in every
effort to meet her.
| 3sThe gates were opened wide,
| A gentle voice said come,
| And angels from the other side
Welcomed our loved ones home. .
| LILLE MINGA.
The Tupelo journal. (Tupelo, Miss.) 1876-1924, 1907-10-25
K. of P.

Owing to the splendid attraction at
the Opera house on Monday night, the
members of Tupelo Lodge, K. of P.
were notified in advance that the meet
ing would be called be called on Tues
day night instead. Accordingly at the
appointed time the Chancellor Com
mander called the session to order with
the largest attendance on hand that has
assembled this year. The business fea-
ture soon claimed the body and was
passed, including the unanimous adopt
ion of a. resolution extending the best
wishes of the lodge to the popular Chan
cellor Commander, M. C. Brown and
his bride, the nuptial knot having been
tied since the last meeting. Another
deluge of applications were passed to
the respective investigating commmit-
ees and there will be strangers galore at
the post of the outer guard at next
meeting, to receive Pythian honors if
reported favorable. 1t was announced
that there was strangers awaiting to
wear the colors of Page and thereupon
Messrs, R. C. Davis, c. +. Iverson and
F. B. Raper all of whom received the
full benfit of that beautiful and impress
i've degree. Page r. G. Davis was
then proven in the rank Of Esquire,
knights s. H. We'll, R. H. Mullen, w.
D. Anderson and w. F. Jourdan assist
ing conferring the rank. From the way
rank work is piling up it seems there
will be no way to quickly unload the
rank work work without a special
meeting ..however such steps have not
vet been decided upon. The present
term will go down in history of Tupelo
Lodge as one of its most prosperous and
interesting. Members who fail to at.
tend do no one greater injusticesthar
themselves. Lets make the next meet
ing a veritable one.