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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-08-07

hundred are better looking on the
left side than the right consequently
those twisty sofas, in order to pro
mote the interests of society, ought
TO be made to bring the left side of
the face into view Acting upon that
suggestion we have given orders to
turn out large consignment of left
band tete-atetas, so that hereafter
nobody can blame us for broken
friendships due to concealment of
ones best features
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-08-07
"Left-Handed" Sofas.

A furniture manufacturer, who al
ways gives a willing ear to sugges
lions from dealers, has received sew.
eral communications lately in regard
TO those conversation" or letter "s'
sofas.
THE merchants say" he said, "that
their customers complain that most
sofas of that kind are made so that
the persons sitting thereon have the
right sides Of their faces brought to
gether That, they claim, is mis-
take Ninety.nine people out OF 9
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-08-07
ABOUT PLAYING CARDS.
Their rigin Lies Far Back in the
Hidden Antiquity of Asia.

mania for card playing has exist
ed and still exists the world over, as
we wen know, says the New York
Evening Sun All powerful as the
fascination is, not many of the most
inveterate players have any notion of
the history that lies back of these
colored bits of pasteboard. And such
an interesting history as 1t is, in
volving the royal houses of Europe,
as well as the habits and customs of
tne several courts, courtiers and dis
tinguished men and women of those
periods.
The origin of cards lies far back in
the hidden antiquity of Asia, no rec
cord so far having been found to I'M
ravel the source. 1t was from the
distant orient that cards. along with
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-08-07
KIIIs In Auto; Tries 70 Die.

North Attelborc, Miss, July 3d.
Driving his automobile at high speed
into bridge al Arnofd's Mills, r. L.,
Louis Barrows caused the death Of
Mrs. Florence Murray and seriously
injured two other companions. Then,
crazed at the tragedy, he plunged
into the river The young man came
to his senses while In the water and
swan out.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-08-07
The Effect on Health.

"And you think meat is likely to
make people ill?" said the man who
studies diet
Certainly" replied the professor
IF it doesn't get you any other way,
1t will keep you worried half to death
about the cost of it"-Weshingto
Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-08-07
The Eyes Have II.

Lovers find most attraction in the
eyes and hair of the opposite sex, &C
cording to Investigations of a scient..
list.
An Baldheaded men would likely
all be bachelors hut for their orbs.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-08-07
Demand Greater Than Supply.

A report from the treasury depart
ment SAYS there Is strong demand
for small bills. The demand for big
bills continues, though, to be the
strongest of all demands.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
RECIPES.

A Good Sandwich-A nice sandwich
is made as below: Slice graham
bread very thin; spread it thinly with
made" mustard; over this, on one
slice, put layer OF cottage or sour
milk cheese; on the other side, spread
thickly fnely-chopped olives mixed
with maycnnaise, and place the
slices together. For another, slices
OF rye bread are buttered, spread
with mustard, then with cottage
cheese, and put the slices together.
Ham Mullins. - Cream one-fourth
cupful of butter, add gradually nearly
three-fourths Of a cupful of cold boil
ed ham, chopped fine, also a well beat
en- egg; then alternately one cupful
Of Graham -four and one cupful OF
white -four, sifted, with three tea
spoonfuls of baking powder and cup
full OF milk. Bake in hot, we'll but.
tered muffin pan about twenty-five min
utes.
Cheese Fritters-Cheese fritters
can be concocted with chafng dish
and they are very tpothsome to any
cheese lover. Mix four tablespoons OF
grated Parmesar cheese with two ia
blespoons of stale bread crumbs. Beat
four eggs we'll and add to first mix.
ture. Season with salt and paprica.
Drop from tip of spoon in small cakes
on a hot, battered blazer. Brown on
one side, then turn and brown on the
nj n or eide
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
Words of Praise

For the several ingredients of which DR..
Pierce's medicines. are composed, as given
by leaders in all the several schools of
medicine, should have far more weight
than any amount of non professional tes-
timonials. DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
tiOn has THE BADGE OF HONESTY on every
bottle-wrapper, in a full list of all it's in
gradients printed in plain English.
II you are an invalid woman and suffer
from frequent headache, backache, gnaw.
Ing distrGS in stomach, periodical pains,
disagreEBle, catarrhal. pelvic drain,
draggiHg7down distress In lower abdomen
or pelyjS, perhaps dark spots or specks
dancing before the eyes, faint spells and
kindked symptoms caused by female weak.
ness, oSethef arrangement of the feminine
organs. SPY can not do better than take
DR.. PierdeB Favorite Prescription.
The hospital, surgeons knife and opera.
ting ta4dmay be avoided by the timely
use of Navorite Prescription" in such
cases. Thereby the obnoxious examin-
atoms and local eatmenis OF the family
physician can be avoided and a thorough
course oil Succession trea tment carried out
In toe pclXIcY o. le home. 'FaVorite
Prescription Is composed OF the very best
native medicinal roots known to medical
science for the cure Of woman's peculiar
ailments, contains no alcohol and no
harmful or habit-forning drugs.
DO not expect too much from "Favorite
prescription; it will not perform mira
cles it will not dissolve or cure tumors.
No medicine will. 1t will do as much to
establish vigorous health in most weak
nesses and ailments peculiarly incident to
women as any medicine can. 1t must be
given a fair chance by perseverance in its
use for reasonable length Of time.
You CANT afford to accent a secxst nos.
trum rs substitute for this renoedx- al
KNOWN cOmpoSltiQn.
Sick women are Invited to consult DR..
Pierce, by letter, free. All correspond
ence Is guarded as saeredly secret aud
womanly condolences are protected BY
professional privacy. Address DR.. E. v.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets the best
laxative and regulator of the bowels.
They invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. One laxative; two or three q
cathartic. Easy to take as candy
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
tip from the Waiter.

Why d. the young men Of America
sneer at the walters calIing7" said
the quiet man IN the black swallow
tail coat a waiter Ten travel all
over the world. become a modern In.
fuIst. and can easily earn from SIS
to $50 weess. yet the young clerk or
saieGmaH. with eight per and no fn-
ture. sneers az him. As a water J
travel Wherever wish. One winter
Ina IN Egypt. the EeEt On the Riviera.
the next IN Rome. Spring finds ne In
Paris. and thence / leap the Channel
In Tim for the London season. In the
autumn ! am back in America again
with full pockets. have learned
French. German and Italian. have
made friends with many r.ch. Intein.
gent, am!abIc people have Ecen the
world. and earn $1,000 a yeaE Occa.
sioDa II. while am serving a meal !
am given 4 good pointer on the stock
marlet. Yet clerks and counter jump
ers think they can sneer at me. They
had better learn my trade New
York Correspindence Piusburg Dis
patch.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
When Pride Comes Between.

So many of the little chatting prob
lens of married life could be mastered
SO many Of the mists of misunder-
standing could be dissipated by the
sunshine of love, SO many of the dis
cords in the music of home could be
translated into harmonies if false
pride did not so often come between
writes William George Jordan in the
April Delineator.
True pride is the guardian and pro-
tector of what is best In us; false
pride is the sullen defender and apol-
ogist Of our weakness.
Life has SO much real pain and sor-
Tow so many dark clouds floating
ever the sky of home, care and trouble
that seemingly no human foresight
can prevent, that it seems almost ex-
travagance to manufacture troubles
merely to offer them as sacrifices on
the altar Of vanity, this false pride.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
LABOR NOTES

Unions in switzerland have a total
membership Of 4IsSgZ.
4 building trades council ias be@a
formed la Lawrence. Mas
Eighteen Unions IN Germany pub
:ish newspaper OF their o~n.
Boaton Mass ladies' garment
cutters formed union recently.
Master hoTse5boerg. II Tan Jose.
Cal. have granted the journey = en-
the wage raize demanded.
Efforts are being made to Organize
thoroughly the Italian taiioTs and
pressmen 81 Boston. A4sg.
Mattresses of Phoenix. Ariz.. are
on strike for ! ten hour day. They
have been working eleven and twelve
hours
Beginning May >. ~ Columbus.
Ohio, the Tin Plate workers Inter
national Association will hold its an
nual convention.
Union printers o. Norfolk. Va.
have made demand FOR an increase
n their wage scale q. $3.50 week.
The incveaGe Is based IN the Increased
cost Of living.
the South N2!c7 Miners Federa-
tlon recently resolved 70 make fur
Their demand o. two and One-half per
cent. in wages. the increaSe 10 date
from February J. 1907.
The dlspu.c Lctween the Aberdeen
(Scotiand) patcerI-makers ana the
employers has now reached the twcn-
tv-fIfth week. and q settlement APP
pears to be az far or a. ever.
International Association OF Ma
rhinists will start the eIght-hour day
on May In Brooklyn. Hoboken and
Jersey City. The machiDists now
work nine hours, except III the Navy
Yard.
When first chartered six years ago
the pay or the members OF the Fresno
CALI Painters Union was sf.75 TO
T225 a day Of ten hours. Now it's
members receive from $3.50 to 81 for
IN eight-nour day.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

re panuae Il ret fns !.
,osrss, liver 50 The ~srla' go. % :
s - sisc watsrs Cos isFoass
= -. 80 "a ~Alch afsyswo ssnsaa,
- 80 s !, are spokvn- is to,Aa
go. 80 ISIS niles. and the paaaoe
80 : . !, "a area OF soe.eoo square
-. :, s~arv aeon its eurreni soaF-
60 g.. - tie commerce OF Easssn
-. The ncaatiial Bsne pan
=. rn1tr composed by Johann
strauss II. - perhaps the -.
ana mos, pepalaF piece OF dance a -,
gn ,he worla. u has eaaseo
mlllsna marriages. and Hss -
T.revented a se~ This same sAa.s
b. the way. who died oniy elsa. 80. 80
ara vas the composer OF about w
-.~..tv~x--Sew York Press
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28


Th~ crop rep0Fsang b<Safa q -
pu~naa az Statistics Of the Depart
r.sns ~ arrscaitnrs snas fTora tie ~
poyss % the cugrespoadeats assa aeN@ :.
% The burwam. tat The uHsah'sFs 40
vsfaex OF the farm saszsala On faa'las
and ranges In the Unifed states eS
Isn. las wer0 ~ t0saows; hosses.
f1.-sf. eco, average price per nsAl~
sssst. vAiue si.sis.s1s. Fnase@. 49,
co. average price sl.is. talae ss%s''
oss .oes: ratsch ecws sass. osse. ave.
age ursce sai. value So. 49, 800: other
cattle 81 SCI. ooo. average prices si9.lo.
valas sSsi rs coo. sheep 52~~'e.vv"'
average price s3ss. yaiue szot--l". -.
swine s4.Tsa.ooa. Average price VISA
value sai7 81. o19
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Science at Last Discovers q Real
Cure For Rheamatizm.


Cure For Rheamatizm.
After years of experiment n new seisn-
fife remedy has been found that not only
believes, but absolutely cures EhsaSaAiiszn
and kindred diseases, TO stay cured. Rheu-
matism is caused by an excess Of poisonous
acids in the blood. The pew discovery
RheumAeide, though purely vegetable, and
acting through nstars's channels, neutral
ICES these acids and sweeps al Rolsons and
harmful germs out Of the bleed. At the
same time il tones up the stomach aud
regulates the liver and kidneys
Rheumacide, therefore, cures the disease
permanently, because 1t removes the cause.
Il has cured hundreds Of cases after the
most noted doctors and hospitals have
failed Rheunacide cured James Wilkes,
of Dillon, S. C.. after he had been held in
bed by rheumatism for three years and has
feet were drawn up almost to his back.
This is only one of the many marvellous
cures Rheumacide has already performed.
Rheumacide is curing many cases of Rheu-
matism, Sciatica, lumbago govt, kidIe y
trouble, Indigestion and constipation, right
IN this community today.
Because it has cured so many others we
believe it will cure you. All the leading
druggists in this place sell and recommend
Rheumacide.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
FIFTEEN YEARS OF ECZEMA.
Terrible Itching Prevented Sleep
Hands, Arms, and Legs Affected
Cured I'm 6 Days by Cuticura.

81 had eczema nearly fifteen years. The
affected parts were my hands, arms and
legs. They were the worst in the winter
time and were always itchy, and l could
not keep from scratching them. | had to
keep both hands bandaged all the time,
and at night would have TO scratch
through the bandages as the itching was
SO severe, and at times | would have to
tear everything off my hands to scratch
the skin. ! could not rest or sleep. i had
several physicians treat me, but they could
not give me permanent cure, nor even
could they stop the itching. After using
the Cuticura Soap. one box Cuticura ONT.
ment and two BEETLES Cuticura Resolvent
for about six days the itching had ceased
and now the sores have disappeared, and
| never felt better in my life than l do
now. Edward Worelf, Band 30th, u. S.
Infantry, Fort Crook, Nebraska"
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
GOOD NATURED AGAIN.
Good Humor Returns With Change to
Proper Food.

For many years I was constant
sufferer from indigestion, and ner-
vousness amounting almost to pros
tration," writes Montana man.
My blood was impoverished, the
vision was blurred and weak, with
moving spots before my eyes. This
was steady daily condition. ] grew
ill-tempered, and eventually got SO
nervous could not keep my books
posted, nor handle accounts satisfac-
torily. I can't describe my suffer-
ings.
Nothing ate agreed with me, till
one day, happened to notice Grape
Nuts in a grocery store, and bought
package, out Of curiosity to know
what it was.
Il liked the food from the very
first, eating it with cream, and now
buy it by the case and use it daily.
soon found that Grape-Nuts food
was supplying brain and nerve force
as nothing in the drug line ever had
done or could do.
1t wasn't long before I was re-
stored to health, comfort AMI happi-
ness. Through the use Of Grape-Nuts
food nay digestion has been restored,
my nerves are steady once more, my
eyesight IS good again, my mental
faculties are clear and acute, and ]
hare become so good-narured that
my friends are trIly astonished at
the change. feel younger and bet
ter than have for 20 years. No
amount OF money would induce NE to
surrender what have gained through
the use of Grape-Nuts food" Name
given by Postum Co., Battle Creek,
Mich. There's reason" Read the
little book, "The Road to MELVILLE, u
in pkgs.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Oser the gate os ; e~snescry 10
Boone cussnty In written this sewoas:
No che not Husband wits or CHILD
Of . descendant of George Jewell caa
be buried here The cemetery 3 oas
OF tae eldest in Missouri IL was
founded by Cecrge JswcgI, . pioneer.
IN 1915. No single acre IN the State
contains the bodies % more disting-
alshed aud useful Aimsnnriars. Cor
ernc~ HArdin IL buried there: John
j. Stone. . brilliant 6sbater In the
constitutional Convention Of is4S. .
kinsman Of Senator Stone: Dr. Thorn
as r. II. Smith. hero OF the novel
Order No. IL" and tnzly others
There are now living only Eve persons
eligible 10 burial il this ground -
Kansas C5sy Star
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

~ q Fecsrt satAeFinx n n.n
suo men from dInsrrat s-r.s.'a
the country we're discaSs,s- -
abilities OF -neryoaS. rvss.sss
cans for being most sl1r - -
crate. The Marslanasr ta..,s =
pain for siownesS for the -
Of the eastern shore o, hss S.,.,
ut is . saysnE hervaboz,s .,s,.
that II oysters had btra r-sss.s
legs. the people Of The css.s-- :, 2
would all have starved ,a as,.s !.
The folks around N-, "
mock have a saying that t.st, IS
remarked a Vermont Ua. n
man up there 4 ussd e. ss -
that II you werc % < ss 81 an
gins forty yards STAT -
would catch h'na
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
The Forest Fire Checked.

Danyille. Va, SPecial-A tef
phone message from Martipsvi!le say,
that Ike big fire Which has been rag,
Ing il Patrick county since Friday
',ieht, was checked Monday sfterloce
near Stella. Is miles from where it
= rted. The total damage is not
aown. The burning of leaves on the
antation of the Stuart Orchard
1ompany caused rhe fire. The devas-
sa.ed territory is six miles wide.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
CURES ALL SKIN TROUBLES.
Sulphur the Accepted Remedy for O
Hundred Years.

Sulphur is one of the greatest remedies
nature ever gave to man. Every physician
knows it cures skin and blood troubles.
Hahcock's Liquid Sulphur enables you to
get the full benefit In most convenient
form. Don't take sulphur tablets" or
waters" or powdered sulphur in molasses.
Hancock's Liquid Sulphur is pleasant 70
take and perfect in it's action. Druggists
sell it,
A well known citizen of Danville, Pa,
writes: 81 have had an aggravated ease of
Eczema for over twenty-five years. | have
used seven 50-cent bottles of the Liquid
and one jar of your Hancock's Liquid Sui
phur Ointment, and now | feel as though
| had brand new pair of hands 1t has
cured me and / am certain it will cure any
one if they persist in using Hancock
Liquid Sulphur according to directions.
BUTLER EDGAR"
Providence for the most part sets
nc on lauoI -Spoctator
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
TREATMENT OF TRAMPS.

Bacon-The police are very consid'
crate of a poor homeless tramp in
New York
Egbert-How so?
Bacon-Why, when one goes to
sleep on a park bench the cop raps
Tim up.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

A DIFFICULT UNDERTAKING.
Hello: Is MF. Smith In his Officer"
Yes"
Tell him want to gee him 2 the
telephone
You can't do It. This amt no
X-ray outfit Baltimore Amec.-ln
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Argo Red Salmon is caught In Ber-
Ing Sea among the icebergs. That is
why inc flesh Is 50 firm and the favor
20 delicious.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28
A Short Month.

"John, I'm going to have mother
visit us next month";
"Why didn't you have her in
February?"
Then the trouble started.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

"Down with the wastrels! !" is the
London campaign cry. We don t
know what wastrels are, but down
with 'em Norfolk Landmark.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Ask your grocer for Argo Red Sal
mon, and do not accept any substi-
tute. There is no finer Salmon
racked.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Argo Red Salmon is not only pure
food, but 1t is the cheapest and most
nutritious food in the country,
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

FITS, st. Vitus' Dance Nervous Diseases per-
manently cured by DIR. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer 50 trial bottle and treatise free.
Dr.. h r. Kline Id, 931 Arch St, Phila., Pa.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

OF languages which So widely differ
among themselves as to be incompre-
hensible without particular study the
number readily exceeds 1000.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

People appreciate the delicate taste and
natural action of Garfield Tea, the mild herb
laxative. Best for liver. kidneys and bowels
tiu1rantecd under the Pure Food and Drugs
Jaw.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

The grocers are handling Argo Red
Salmon because it takes no argument
to sell 1t, and the customers come
back for more.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

ltrh cured in 80 minutes BY Wooltord's
Sanitary Lotion; never fails. Sold by Drug.
gists. Mail orders promptly filed by Dr..
Z. Detchon Med Co, Crawfordsville, Ind. u.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

You are not likely to stand up for
Jesus when you are trying to stand
in with the crowd.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Use can s'most change the stamp
of nature.-Shakespeare.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

a Natural Remedy Tea! 1t is
made of simple Herbs Take it for constipa.
tion Indigestion. sick headache; it regu-
lates the liver, purilies the blood, brings
Good Health.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Prudence supplies the want OF
every good.-Juvenal.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

No one ever repented Of having
held his tongue.-Italian.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Mrs W;nslow's Soothing Syrupfor Children
teething softens thegums, reducesinfiaInIna
ton aliays pain, cures wind collie, Csc bottle
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

II. II. GREENS Sons. of Atlanta, Ga, are
tho only successful Dropsy Specialists in the
world. See their LIBERIA offer Ia advertise
ment In another column OF this paper.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

The kick of camel is soft, but
stunning-Turkish.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Coed husbandry is good divinity
French. So. 1907.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Two watermelons cannot be held
under one arm.-Turkish.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

A little rain stills a great wind
French.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

The tears Of the night equal the
smiles Of the day.-Rousseau.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Many a rat devors the lion.-Ger
man.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

It is vain to learn wisdom and YET
to live acknowledgements.
The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-03-28

Providence for the most part sets
us on level.-Spectator.