The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-02-06

"A WHITE Hoss CHAsIN' A BLACK COW
oBER A GREEN MEADOW"
pamphlet at de sum Of 2o cents. For
your enlightenment and dat you may
know what you am buyin' will read
of few Of de contents:
':AS TO DREAMS.
.If you dream dat you saw white
boss chasin' black cow ober green
meadow toward blue barn It signi-
ies dat de next time you go out arter
poultry a policeman am gwine to be
dar to nab you. have de names Of
a hundred persons who have dreamed
dis dream and been collared 'kase dey
didn't obey de warniu'.
"If you dream dat you saw a possum
in de top limbs OF aperslmmen tree and
dat you couldn't climb up arter him on
account Of havin' two wooden laigs it
signifies dat your aunt am gwine to
expire and cave you money.
ITO dream dat you are trubbIin' over
a stony kentry in rain and darkness
and dat you suddenly ran agin de
horns Of q COW ana was tossed up into
a mulberry tree signifies dat you will
surmount your present trubb5es and
come out OIL top.
IF you so to sleep wild three dogs
under de bed and de baby eryin' wild
DE colo and de old woman Eckin' de
rest of de chilIen and dream dat a
watecmilyon you am hingin home
suddenly turns into yaller cat who
spits in your face look out for yourself.
Burglars am gwine to break into your
cabin, lightnin' am gwine to strike de
chimney. and your landlord am COM
In around for de back rent and act
mighty ugly about it.
''To dream dat you am Slsatin' on
ice in de summer signifies CAT good
luck am comm te you next winter.
st de very least. your uncle will die
and leave you a meHl.
''If you go to sleep thinkin' Of angels
and golden harps and dream dat YOU
am a member Of de legislature and
have been offered price to vote for q
sartin bill, be mighty keerful for de
next two weeks. Sich a dream signi-
fies danger. Don't sit under a dead
tree or walk across q shaky bridge.
'Brudder Calamity Jones Of dis club
dreamed one night dat be was ridin'
through de darkness and rain on de
shoulders Of q witch woman and dat
she suddenly kicked up and frowed
him off into Quagmire, where he was
sucked down. He come ober to my
house at o'clock in de mawnin' to
ask me to interpret dat dream. I told
him dat it signitied change of luck.
and de very next day. he found dia-
mond ring in de road.
s'To dream dat you am trabblin' on
foot and have stopped at q wayside
hotel kept by red headed man havin'
q cross eyed wife and yaller eyed
dawg and dat in de night de landlord
came up to your room an killed you
wild a crowbar signifies dat your ole
woman am tlfnkln or runAln' away
wild culrd man who am attached to
sideShow Of a circus.
''To dream Of falling from great
height and comm down on top Of a
picket fence and havin' three pickets
run through your body would seem at
first sight to signify a calamity. Dat
am q mistake, however. 1t signifies
dst you will meet a Guild man from
de kentry and invite him to shoot craps
wild YOU and clean him outer $50. Try
and dream dis dream as often us You
kin. 1t will enable you to lib without
hard work.
Zone night. six months ago, Brud-
der Waydown Bebee Of dis club went
to sleep doorin' thunderstorm and
dreamed dat he had turned into spot