The Washington herald., 1907-03-29

fight out their family rows before the M
tionaI contest is on that they viii forget
all about their own troubles until after
the campaign starts-then listen for the
racket
! Napoleon said that the Lord was on the
side OF the army having the greater num-
/ Der OF men. The verdict in an Funwrit-
/ ten law trial is probably thought to
/ be on the side able to scrape up the
/ greater number of alienists
/
Prof. Pickering thinks the earth Is 1,0o0.
o00,Oeo years old. An old rounder, 10 be
sure!
The British army authorities have ruled
that the pufed-out chest must go. Now
/ let them put a brim on The dinky little
cap and give the throat-iatch rope enough
to get somewhere and fasten itself.
Naval recruiting officers complain that
sailors are hard to md who are willing
TO remain IA the service for any great
Flength Of time. Some Of them, doubtless,
seem inclined TO throw up their jobs al
most from the very start.
King Edward has retained an American
to mix punch at Windsor for the royal
palace. One A. Swettenham viii please
note.
Seven Pennsylvania young men have
mutually agreed TO propose the same day,
get married the same day. go on bridal
tour TO the same place. and return the
same day. 1t would be too bad should
some heartless creature break into that
beautiful arrangement by saying no"
The family of the man who introduced
that bill in the Pennsylvania legislature
permitting editors to be licked by irate
subscribers need not be surprised to see
the press maintain a naughty reserve
when he passes away,
what is a Democrat?' demands the
not entirely got that grapefruit business
of our mind yet.
There seems TO be a good deal of diff
hcuity locating the man who IS to man
age Mr. Bryan's next campaign, but II is
safe 10 say that his name isn't James K.
anything
Nine. Emma Eames refuses 10 be in
terviewed concerning her divorce proceed
ings. That woman has remarkable and
sensible control over her voice in many
respects.
A rain Of bugs is reported in Michigan.
People been having brain-storms up
there?
The President will have to admit that
finch. foul, or fail 10 hit the line hard.
The atlanta Georgian recently voIun-
tarily laid aside its mantle as champion
long-editorial writer Of the South. awarded
the championship to its contemporary.
the Journal. and announced that hence
forth the Georgians motto was TO be
'breyity.' The next day the Georgian
handed its constituency "a crisp and brief
editorial only four short columns long.
Now that brain-storm has been ex-
planned 10 mean nothing but plain. simple
psyohohnesia, the simplifcatiOn board
may pass on 10 other things Of moment.
Senator Carmack seems TO be right in
the middle Of q fight down in Tennessee
concerning some sort OF ripper bill"
passed by the Legislature We don't know
what the row is about. but II the ripper
bill" needs ripping up the back. Mr.. Car
mack is eminenly the man TO DO the
ripping.
If the society for the suppression OF
useless noises VIII now take charge OF
former Senator Burton its right 10 ex-
istenee viii be fully and amply yiadicated.
The smaller The State. the bigger the
Senatorial fight says t,e Ohio State
Journal. Thinking Of Delaware and Rhode
Island, Of course: bat how about the late
Texas unpleasantness?
There are more lawyers imprisoned at
Sing Sing than ever before In the history
OF the State Of New York. Who says
this isn't an era of reformG