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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-02-16
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I | evening" except WsT-
ua-i.E .H r.. Ha r.uer VI King
street ana Eel a.Hle. .amm.r. .a
ar rrIl.E
sunday arIea-. Ela. drill 200 O. O..
u Holiness meeting ar DO a. u Junior
meeting s1d Bible class at . r. m.
yllEg P-1pIes Legion meeting at o
g.. m- Salvation meeting 700 %. m.
Gea-lDzs ar fle Jspauaaa Outpost.
d. .. B-reraH.a avenue. every Tues
daE Ta1-Flay and saturday at g 30. m.
ana =.lool agery WeIUeslag and FRI
-ey. at %. m. Sunday school at $3.50
r. H. arery sunday.
sunday zelg9l go school street. near
Lula street. every Sunday afternoon
at z-sG.
Egerg5ody is cordially invited 10 at
tend tnDse mretHgF. and 20 send the
children ~ the Sunday schools.
A1lgfaDf and Mrs Bamberry In
charge. assisted Jy Captain Armstrong
aHd Lieutenant Long.
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NOTICE TO CREDITOR D.

Notice DIS hereby given that Letters
of Administration have been issued to
The undersigned. w l.. Stanley. as
Administrator with the VIII annexed
of the estate of Thomas Gosland. late
of Honolulu Island of Oahu Territory
of Hawaii deceased
AN creditors of the estate are hereby
notified to present their claims against
said estate, duly authenticated. and
with proper vouchers, if any exist. even
though the said claims be secured by
mortgage upon real estate. to the UNI
dersigned, w. L. Stanley. at the office
of Holmes q stanley on Kaahumanu
street Honolulu, within sv months
from the date hereof (Which is the date
of the first publication Of this notice) 4:
otherwise, such claims, If any. will be
forever barred.
And all persons indebted to said Es-
tate are hereby notified to make imme-
date payment to the undersigned as
SUCH Administrator.
Dated, Honolulu, February 16. 1907.
W. L. STANLEY.
Administrator with the VIII annexed
Of Thomas Gosland Deceased
5ts-Feb 16, 49, Mar. ?. 9. 16.
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SALE OF GOVERNMENT LOT No.
542A, SITUATE ON PUNCHBOWL
SLOPE, HONOLULU, OAHU, T. H.

on Saturday, the 10th day Of March,
A. D. 1907, at p o'clock noon. at the
front entrance of the Capitol CExecu-
tive Building), will be sold at Public
Auction the Government Lot No 542A,
situate on Punchbowl Slope, near Luz
nalilo Home, Honolulu, Island and
County of Oahu, containing an area Of
31S14 square feet, more or less.
Upset Price, $547.OO.
Terms Cash; United States Gold
Coin.
Expense of patent grant and stamp
to be paid by purchaser.
Map and description of the same can
be seen at the office of the Superin-
tendent of Public Works.
c. S. HOLLOWAY,
Superintendent of Public Works.
Department Of Public Works Homo
lulu, January 81, 1907.
7ts-Feb. l, 3, &c. %, Mar. ?, 3, 10.
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Claus spreckelE. Hm. 3. Irwin
.GlaISSprGGk8lS
BANKERS
HONCLULU. r. T..
BANTKERS

San Francisco Agents-The Nevada
Nati0Dsl Bank o. San Francisco.
DRAW EXCHANGE OE
EAN FRANCIECO-The Nevada Ma
tiOnsl Bank Of San Frsncisoo.
LONDOE-UnlOn Of London e. Smiths
Bank, Ltd.
NEW YCRK-Amerlcau Ezchange Ma
tiOnal Bank.
cHIcAGO-Corn Exchange National
Bank
PARIg-Credit LyOnnals.
BEHLIN-Dres6ner Bank.
HONGKONG AND YOKOHAllA,-The
HongkoDg and Shanghai Banking
Corporation.
NEW ZEALAND AND AUSTRALIA
Bank 0f Kew Zealand, and Bank Of
Australasia.
VICTORIA AND VAEcOUVER-Ban
or British North Amerca.
TRANSACT 4 GENERAL BANKING
AED EXCHANGE BUSINESS.
Deposits Received, Loans Made On
Approved Security, Commercial ana
Traveller Credits issued. Bills Of TX
change Bought and Sold.
COLLECTIONS PROMPTLY &C
COUNTED FOR.
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NOTICE TIC CREDITORS.

Notice is hereby given that Letters
Of Administration have been issued to
the undersigned, w. l.. Stanley as
Administrator with the VIII annexed
Of the estate Of Christina Gosland. late
Of Honolulu. Island Of oahu, Territory
Of Hawaii, deceased.
All creditors Of the estate are hereby
notified 10 present their claims against
said estate, duly authenticated and
with the proper vouchers. If any exist
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NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Notice is hereby given that Letters
Of Administrator have been issuesd to
the undersigned. Bishop Trust Com
pany Limited. as Administrator of the
Estate Of CHUN ALONG, late Of Ycong
Aui Cha, Province Of Kwong Tung, i'm
the Empire of China. deceased.
All creditors Df the Estate are hereby
notified to present their claims against
said Estate, duly authenticated. and
with the proper vouchers, if any exist,
even though the said claims be secured
by mortgage upon real estate, to the
undersigned. Bishop Trust Company,
Limited, at its office on Bethel street
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii, within
six months from the date hereof (Which
is the date Of the first publication of
this notice.; otherwise, such claims,
II any, Will be forever barred.
And all persons indebted to said Es-
tate are hereby notified to make imme-
date payment to the undersigned as
such administrator.
Dated, Honolulu. February 9Th. 1907.
BISHOP TRUST CO.. LTD.
Administrator of the Estate of Chun
Along, deceased.
5ts-Feb. 9, 16, %, Mar, ?, O.
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q TT Beeu ~ K5Ueyle Eflaa BTrT CO.
La. ~ - y zggz. kuI z1fe. Kawalos.
"aLa.la. Dah1. 9g75. y ZsT. o. "a.
DATED FEB :, 1914
KoDg fiH2 Wal Cg fo Ka1agEa Rice
III ~ Lt1.. y ~ L-aseloIgs. BIg1z.
f1rn.fur@. HFesloeE. orDpe. tyyIs. ete.,
liauaua. EHa. Oahu. gzfgl y zEl
- ~. DATED FeD e. IegT
tHee Goy ~ LegH9 Sam. T. 81 special
DoTerH y zsf 70 ~ Dated June
y, lsgz
LeDHg sum and as atty ~ aI ~ J. r
AhOo. ~ ~ .. y + zzQ, kuI 5sz. Vine
yard Sf. Honolulu. oahu. lnt in part.
nera6iD DfODerty NJ =, Ah0g L. ca,
oahu, szzoo. y zzI - zgE DATED
FeD. r. l9G1.
Pred WUHGsHDcFz ~ EOtloc. NOtice;
aDDien for reg uue NJ kUl szZ7 and
DDrs kul lGg0J, ~ =. Walau, Eva,
oahu. y m . "a, Dated FEB 9,
1901.
5iaiiana Ka0akea OFldDwJ ~ VII
liam 81 HarDOttIe, 81: 1T iDt IN ap r,
Il = gsss, ~ 8, q = CJa kuI 1853
and ~ mn. Kalib. Honolulu. oahu.
gz.D. y I'm T. N. Dated Dec ~
1906
VIM. 81 H8rbCtuo ~ Beoky q Hunt
~. 4 81 mtg n Kamakea CUIdOuJ On
Of lDt iD aD =. y + G<zs. ~ 9, * r
GJf, kul 1919 and ~ mn, Kalihi. HO-
nOluIu, oahu, SIN - Z9G. 100.
Dated Jan p, 1901.
j n sobnaok and vi 10 Hannah =
KalanL y; lot d. Blk & Of kuI -.
%uuaDu tract Honolulu, oahu. fZsG.
y nj, = zg5, Dated oct !, 1906
KamaDBu ~ LauyaHOchDe SuR 90.
l.; DOr ~ IOZ3, PObakupuka, y HnO,
Hawaii yrs ~ 9f9.sz per 81. y zss.
q ~. Dated Jan ". 1901.
HO Tet sin ~ ThcO n Davis h Co.
Ltd Rel Dow; 4 40-loO acr land, Maka-
pala, y KOhala, Hawaii 81. y 2g7,
Recorded February 7, 1901
Western 4 Hawn Inyatmt co Ltd 10
James y Gibson ri ~. = 4; general
powers, y ~, T. 4s7, Dated Apr q,
1906
KahlloDua $50 10 David Manuel =
4; general powers. y Z91 . I, Dated
FEB Q. 1871
4 Lewis Jr, ana ~ 10 8rs. PaalaO
Hook, y; iDt in Dot ~. Blk = Kaplolanl
Tract, Honolulu. oahu. SZ5O. y PSI, .
.z72. Dated Fcb 7, 1901
Won Hamm-Y Young 90 Ltd 10 Hotel
Baths On La, j.; pOr u = 81, kul Ga,
near west cor Hotel and Alakca So.
Honolulu. oahu. - yrs and 3 mos
u year, a. SO per ~: d Year, mos a.
500 per an, y Zs2, = I7I Dated Sept
!, 1906.
Herman FOcko RI al 20 NOtlcc, 80,
tice; aDDlcn FOR reg title N gr ss2,
Highland Park Residence Tract, Hoo
nOiulu, oahu. - Z9l, . 2. Dated FEB
7, 1901
Camille Steyerlenck 10 " a DOuthltt,
= A; general Dowers y ZJI %. Dat
ed Aug 70, 1904,
Camille StoyerlcBgk CwldOWJ By atty
10 Leon Sterling, Rel DOW; int IN lots
10 5 0ncD, blk H. Kalmukl Tract,
Honolulu, oahu. 500 y 2s7, . 275.
Dated June n, 1906.
Leon Sterling by Kdn ~ Amin, r.
y; lots I 10 y 0nc) blk n. Kalmuh
Tract, Honolulu, oahu. 1920 - PSI,
y 27G. Dated July 70, 1906.
Y Amin tr and VI ~ Frank u
Thompson, IT, NJ; lots /, 2, 3, 4, 8, 6, 7,
ana :, Blk a. Kaimukl Tract, Homo
lulu, oahu. $500. y 20O . lO5. Dated
FEB 8, 1901
Lum Raj 10 Lum Hin, - =, IL Of
I share IN g q Yee Hop x Go. Sl05O.
- 29i . 3. Dated May o, 1905.
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aOAP coMPANY BRINGs so.

4 suit for SlO393. IS has been brought
by the Honolulu Soap Works, through
its president Cecil Brown, against
Jesse VI. McChcsney. alleged to be due
from the defendant as treasurer Of the
company. Thompson & Clemens are
attorneys for the plaintiff.
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Church Iscatd corner Berctanfa and
Miller streets, John W, Wadman, pas
tor. Services tomorrow as follows.
@s35 o. m, sunday School and pastors
BlbID CIa2g.
u rs. ~. Public Worship. The pastor
preacaes. Subject, Christ Lost in the
TbrODg'' Miss May Ormcrod viii sing
"ThH city Of Light"
gszD y, IN. EpwOrtn League for young
people and heir friends, Mrs. McAIIis-
Ter 90 charge,
$50 y. m. Union services iu Central
Union church. Or. 81. 4. Johnston will
preach.
The public IS cordially invited.
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BYAUTHORITY
SESSION OF THE LEGISLATURE.

In accordance with Section Al, of an
Act Of Congress entitled An Act to
Provide a Government for the Terri
tory of Hawaii, approved on April 60
a. d. 1900, the next Regular Session Of
the Legislature Of the Territory of Ha-
wall will convene in Honolulu on Feb
ruary 20, 1907 the third Wednesday in
February. Such session shall continue
not longer than sixty days, excluding
Sundays and holidays.
C. r. CARTER.
Governor.
Executive Building, Honolulu, Janu-
a"y 2, 1907
Jan. 5, 70, 10, 90, Feb. ?. ., 16.
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ACCOUNTs IN CUMMINs EsTATE.

The second annual account of the
Hawaiian Trust Company Ltd. as
trustee Of the estate OF Thomas Cum
Minis, has been fled The account
shows that the principle amounts to
$4,000, OF which all but $3.50 Is invest
ed The income during the year
amounted 10 1896, Of which $4,000
had been distributed, in euqal shares.
10 the three heirs, f.. x. Fairchlld, Ma
ria X. King and L. X. Schmidt.
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WANTs A NEW TRIAL-

w. G. Achl for defendant files a mo-
tlon for new trial IN the case Of The
Dowsett CO., Ltd., v r. L. Gilnand.
The same attorney files a similar mo-
ton IN the case Of II. T. Mills v. Enoch
Johnson and Jonah Kumalae.
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ADAMs-COOK

Mrs. George Cooke Of Marinette, Wis,
who - At present stopping at the Ha-
waiian Hotel has sent work TO the Chi
cagO and Marinette papers announcing
the engagement Of her daughter, Miss
Suzanne Cook 10 W d. Adams Of this
city. Mr.. Adams n the manager Of
the EcrgztrOm Music Company and Is
an exceedingly popular young business
man,
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N1ue, Dr. nn..Hv given that on this
1th day Of February 1907. ARTHUR c..
ALEXANDER and r.. ID. BALDWIN,
both of Honolulu. County Of Oahu,
Territory Of Hawaii have entered into
"a c0part1ershiD for the purpose Of
carrying on surveying and civil en-
cheering and general business allied
thereto under DO. firm name Of BALD
WIN g. ALEXANDER, with their prin-
cipal office in Honolulu, County OF
oahu, Territory OF Hawaii. and gem
orally doing business in the Territory Of
Hawaii and elsewhere.
Dated Honolulu, February Z, 1907
ARTHUR c. ALEXANDER,
Z. D. BALDWIN.
Dated, Honolulu, Feb. Z, 1907.
12ts-Feb. Z, Q, T. Il, 16, 10, q, %, %, %,
Mar 2. g.
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There wiu be presented to Judge De
Bolt on Monday at . y. m. q motion 10
ret for trial the assumpsit suit Of the
Hawaiian Hardware Company, Ltd,
W. KOOlau KaikainahaOle, defendant
with Allen & Robinson, garnishee.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-02-16
ROADR WE'RE FAD.

Governor Carter found the roads
between Walalua and Honolulu IN a
very bad condition, He came up IN
his automobile for q brief stop AZ the
ONCE yesterday.
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MAIN 4S4.

Japanese young man in store OF OF
fee
Plantation laborers furnished in any
number at the shortest notice.
Families supplied with cooks, house
boys and yard-boys.
Contracts Taken.
House work, window cleaning and
gardening by hour, day or week.
Prices reasonable.
Phone White 2576.
2iver Street near Hotel.
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In the Circuit Court Of the First Judi
cial Circuit, Territory Of Hawaii. At
Chambers. In Probate. In the Mat
ter Of the Estate Of Chun Along, de-
ceased.
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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE
First judicial Circuit, Territory of
Hawaii.-At Chamhers.-In Probate.
In the Matter Of the Estate of
Christina GOsland, Deceased.
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TRYING a DAMAGE srIT.

Judge Lindsay was occupied yester-
day with the trial Of the damage suit
Of J. II. Cummings W. the Pioneer
Building & Loan Association for $500
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BORN

CAFETERIA Hilo, Hawaii, February
-. 1901, % the wife Of j. G. Carter, a
FOn.
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Str-t attention given 10 al branches
Of Banking

JUDD BUILDING, FORT STREET
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Fine Job Printing, star once
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POOLING A CAMEL.

How the Arabs Let the Animal Exhaust
lts Bad Temper.
You all have heard stories about the
camel-how patient and useful he 10
on long, hot journeys. so that he is
often called the ''ship Of the desert"
But he has one very bad fault. He
likes to pay back" and IL his driver
has injured him in any way he will not
rest till he has returned the injury.
The Arabs. who wander about the
deserts and so use the camel great
deal. know about this fault of his and
have queer way Of keeping them
selves from getting hurt.
When a driver has made his camel
angry. he first runs away out Of sight.
Then choosing place where the camel
will soon pass, he throws down some
Of his clothes and fixes them 80 that
the heap will look like a sleeping man.
Pretty soon along comes the camel
and sees the heap. Thinking to him
self, "Now I've got him." he pounces
on the clothes, shakes them around and
tramples all over them. After he Is
tired Of this and has turned away the
driver can reappear and ride him away
without harm.
Poor silly camel! He has been in
what we call "a blind rage" so angry
that he can't tell the difference be-
tween man and a heap Of clothes.--
Mayfower.
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HE WANTED REST.
What Verdi Did With the Key Of q
Locked Piano.

What Verdi Did With the Key Of q
Locked Piano.
Not all the great composers have
courted the constant adulation Of the
world. Verdi used to lament that he
was unable to find refuge, even for
brief space. from the reputation that
preceded him wherever he went.
At one time he desired to spend a
much needed holiday at the watering
place Of Montecatini. When he arrived,
he found that in one Of the apart
ments assigned to him stood a grand
piano of noted make. On the rack,
by way Of compliment. lay the score of
Ill Trovatore." AS soon as he caught
sight of it the veteran flew into a rage,
hastily locked the instrument, threw
the score into q corner and, calling for
his host. demanded in tragic tones:
LEAD me to the spot that overhangs
the steepest precipice"
Wondering. the host did as he was
hidden, and on reaching the summit
the maestro, who was almost exhaust.
ed from fatigue. flung the key Of the
piano into the abyss, energetically ex-
claiming as he did so:
"Now I have done something to &c.
cure rest and quiet. On the day of my
departure I shall send q locksmith to
provide the piano with a new key, but
while Lam here pray you let it re-
main as it fs."-New York Tribune.
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4 QUAINT DOCUMENT.
Minutss u ths First Representative
4ss Assembly In America.

MinutSs q The First Representative
Assembly In America.
The minutes Of the 6rst representa-
tive assembly In America as written
by its clerk. John Irvine, constitute q
quaint and interesting document. They
are headed
8 "a reporte of the manner Of proceed
ing In the general assembly convented
at James City, in Virginia. July 80.
1919. consisting Of the governor, the
COUNSEL OF estate and two burgesses
elected out Of cache Incorporation and
plantation, and being dissolved the 4th
Of August next ensuing
The assembly met In the 'Quire Of
the churche." Then, "forasmuche as
mems affaires doe little prosper where
Gods service is neglected, all the bur-
gesses took. their places In the quire
till prayer was said by Mr.. Buckle.
the minister, that it would please God
to guide and sanctifie all our proceed
ings to his owne glory and the good Of
this plantation"
After the prayer the burgesses were
summoned one by one to take the oath
to the king, 'none staggering at it,
The assembly at once set to work to
adopt English laws to Yirginian condi.
tons. 1t added series Of trade regu-
lattons to restrict the production Of to-
bacco, to keep up prices and to encour.
age the output of fax, silk and wine.
Thus before the Pilgrims were think
ing Of leaving Holland representative
government was firmly established In
the new world.-Exchange.
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Carried II In iii. Head.

When four years old Mozart played
minuets and learned music with ia
cility, and at the age of six he COM
posed concerto for the harpsichord,
which. though written strictly in &C.
cordance with the principles and tech
mic Of his art was vet so overloaded
with difficulties that 1t could not be
played.
1t Is related that Mozart once hap
pened to put off some music that he
had been engaged to furnish for q
court concert so long that he had not
time to write ort the part which b.
himself was to perform.
The Emperor Joseph, who was Of a
curious turn. CHANGED to be III the COM
poser's studio when he asked: "Where
Is your part? I do not see it among
these sheets Of music"
"Here." responded Mozart, touching
his forehead.-St Louis Republic.
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The Wrona Shop.

He was only plain American pam
hand says the New York Globe. but
he ordered his schooner Of Bowery
beer with the sang froid of a plain
American plutocrat. Midway In its
consumption he sided to the free lunch
counter and reduced the pile Of big
sausages by one.
Two more gulps Of beer and a second
and third large sausage disappeared.
Washing these down, he concluded that
he needed sausage and got 1t; then
for the door.
Here. Bill" the genial barkeeper
called Familiarity. "Come back min.
ute
The panhandler returned expectantly.
"Say, Bill" the barkeeper continued
In confidential way. 1.-THE next time
you want glass Of beer you 60 to q
butcher shop. see?''
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IRRESISTIBLE SLEEP.
An Experience Ia che Fisres Cold Of
Terra del Tueoo.

An Experience Ia the Fisres Cold Of
Terra del Fusse.
whoever sits down." said DR.. SO.
lander to his company among the hills
Of TERRA del Fuego, Twill Sleep. and.
whoever sleeps will wake no more"
The brave doctor and his men had
tramped considerable distance
through the swamps, when the wealth
er became suddenly colder and fierce
blasts Of wind drove the snow before
it. In short time the cold became so
intense as to cause the most Cypress
i've drowsiness. DR.. Solander was the
first to find the inclination to sleep.
and he insisted upon lying down. In
vain his companions entreated and re-
monstrated. He lay down, andswhen
told that he would inevitably freeze
to death answered that he desired
nothing more than to lie down and die.
One Of the black servants lay down
also. Solander declared himself willing
to 60 on, but begged to be allowed to
sleep first, and in few moments the
two men were in profound sleep.
Soon after, those who had been sent
forward to kindle a fire returned with
the welcome news that the fire await
ed them at short distance. The men
happily succeeded In awakening So
lander, who, although he had not been
asleep five minutes, had almost lost
the use of his limbs, and the flesh was
so shrunken that his shoes fell from
his feet. 1t was with much urging
and assistance that he consented to go
on, but all attempts to arouse the black
man were futile, and he was left to
die
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His Grace.

Little Milly is a good Sunday school
scholar and on that account was invit-
ed with two or three others; to spend
the day at the minister's residence by
way of reward WIN tho dinner came
on the good saaf sAik ssch long
grace before meet thai 0ly yawned
and looked hrR0xhy at - covers.
why are you yawu1ng. Milly?" ask
ed the minister. Does not your IA.
Their say gracey'
"Oh. yes" answered Milly promptly.
"but 1t isn't so long as that"
"And what does he say?" pursued
the clergyman. hoping to obtain text
for little homily.
HE says different things, but last
time when he sat down he took of the
cover and said: Great snakes! Do you
call this q dinner?"
The homily was postponed.-Strand
Magazine.
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"H.noed" and "nunu.v

Perhaps the Bible has had an influ-
ence in preventing many people from
distinguishing between the uses Of
changed" and chung" says London
writer. They hanged" Haman, but
the Jews in captivity also hanged
their harps upon the Willows" and in
the New Testament we read ut were
better for him that q milestone were
hanged about his neck" II hanged"
was correct in either sense in the days
are not strong upon grammar may be
subconsciously induced to believe that
chung" is correct in both senses now.
But 1t is curious that the exclamation
"I'll be hanged" never appears a. ''I'll
be hung!'
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Glover Woman.

''There is no use trying to deny it,
said one man to another. "Blims 70
badly married. hate to say 1t, but
it's So
"How do you known
@By, Z talk / have Just had with
him."
Does he complaint
''No. That's the pathetic part Of T.
he was telling me how good natured
and clever his wife d because this
morning she showed him how to fasten
his braces to his trousers with hair
pin. London Titbits.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-27
Shock to I'll, Wait.r.

There was terrible commotion In
the kitchen Of the cafe. They could
see 1t through the swinging doors.
Some one went to investigate.
What Is 1T" they asked when hs
had returned.
"A waiter tainted" he answered 90
he took his seat. = They arc shaping
him with wet towels, trying to bring
him to. Did you see that woman who:
just left7 She was tho cause. She
gave him & quarter up."'-New York
Press. 35, II ID
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-27
Flirst FarIniilv.5 Sow,

sDo y0u know who created tho nrst
family row on record q
y suppose Il was Adam ana NJ:
when thay raised Cain. Sh1vs
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