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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
Sure Proof.

How do you know he is used to
receiving letters from that girl?"
Because" answered Miss Cay
enne, "he knew Immediately where
TO look for the second page. Wash
ington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
His DOWNFALL.

Green-"I thought Drawley, the
architect, was quite wealthy
Brown - well, you thought
right"
Green-"But he has recently been
declared a bankrupt
Brown - Naturally. lie under.
took TO build a house iog himself. -
Chicago Daily News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
All Geese Together.

Ma" asked the little gosling, are
the big things without horses that
honk so any relation TO us?"
NO, my child" replied the wise
old bird fowl, but the people In
them are. baltimore American.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24

Raynor-"It took nerve, didn't It.
to break yourself Of the habit OF
smoking, at your age?'
Shyne-"It did, you bet! But my
wife-er-has plenty OF that. -
Chicago Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24

10 be on good terms with human nature,
BE Well, Garfield Tea puriiics the blood,
eradicates disease, regulates the digestive
organs and brngs Good Health Manufac-
tured by Garfield Tea Co, Brooklyn, y. Y.
Sold by druggists.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
When the Auto Stuck.

Socialism has some good points
For instance?"
"Well, if all money were equally
divided, nobody would have enough
to own an automobile. Judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
IL RrOkc Him.

81 made resolution January to
give my wife all the money she asked
me for"
Did you break it,"
'No, il broke me. Denver Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
After the Ball.

Teacher-"N Now, children, remem-
Der the text, Eat, drink and be mer-
ry, for tomorrow you die.
Pupil - Please, teacher, In our
family we don't. We all take castor
oil next day."-Life.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
The Boston Way.

Ella wonder what that Boston
girl meant by saying that she could
perceive my conclusion?"
Stella-"That she could see your
finish. New York Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
Preserved.

Patience-"Is she doing any ching
to preserve her voice."
Patrice-'Well, she sang into
phonograph the other day. ."-Yon-
kers Statesman.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
After Act Third.

Gerald-"I am going out to see a
man"
Geraldine You seem to have
quite an extensive acquaintance" -
New York Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24

Relief wcrks To employ 5000 men
have been established in the Chinese
famine centres The EnglishAmeri-
can relief fund amounts TO s250,000.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
She Owed Her One.

Blanche understand that you
refused two young men last even
ing?"
Grace-"So did. What OF it?"
oh, nothing; only was todd that
they both went off and got sober to-
getheT. Smart Set.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
4 Skin i'm BOStoneSc.

did Bulger say anything unkind
of me when he visited you?"
Yes" said the Boston girl. I'm
sorry. but he did. He called you an
epidermis. judge.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
Peerless.

"Yonder is our peerless young So
ciety leader"
"Peerless?"
"Yes; Tilted by a duke, you know"
Washington Herald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24

FITS. 81. .Vitus' Dance Nervous Diseases per.
manentlycurcd by DR.. Klines Great Nerve
Restorer 81 trial bottle and treatise free.
DR. II Il Kline Id. .g3l Arch St. Phila., Pa.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24

Last year there were made In Swift.
zerland 4,4G2,07l nickel and metal
watches, 3,135,991 silver and 1,010,905
gold watches. NE21
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
Up to Date.

Old Nurse-"By-low, my baby"
Financier's Infant - And sell
high. Give us lullaby that's new in
the market. ."-Baltimor American.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
No Sitting Down For Him.

do you live a sedentary life?"
Not much; | have twins 10 walk
the floor with. New York Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
Where Was the Joker

Observation-Disclosures articles"
Rambling Waggles-"Yes, a pack
OF cards and corkscrew. Tit Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24
MRS.CEO. A. JAMES

I suffered so did not care what became or
me, and my family despaired OF my re-
covery. Physicians failed 10 help me. I
was urged To try Lydir T.. Pinkham's
Vegetable Comro';nd and want a. tell You
that IL has entirely cured me. think it
il the finest medicine ON earth and l am
recommending il 20 all my FRIENDS and
acquaintances.
Mrs Geo. A. James, life long
resident OF Fredonia, n. Y, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham;-
~ was I'm n terribly run down condition
and had nervous prostration caused by
female trouble, in fact had not been well
since my children were born. This con-
dition worked on my nerves and i was ir-
ritable and miserable l had tried many
remedies without getting much help but
Lydia Il. Piukhams Vegetable Compound
brought me back TO health and strength. It
has also carried me safely through the
Change OF Life cannot too strongly
recommend your medicine"
Mrs. Pinkham's Invitation TO Women.
Women suffering from any form OF
female weakness are invited to
communicate promptly with Mrs.
Pinlham, at Lynn, Mass. From the
symptoms given, the trouble may be
located and the quickest and surest
way of recovery advised. Out OF her
vast volume OF experience in treating
female ills Mrs. Pinkham probably
has the very knowledge that will help
your case. Her advice is free and
always helpful.
Ipound, made from native roots and
drugs and today holds the record for
female diseases of any medicine the
Is of voluntary testimonials are on
which testify to its wonderful value.
!; a Woman's Remedy for Wcmen's Ills.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-05-24

testimonials
In which
Womas Remedy for Wmens s
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
A Significant Compromise on the sky
Scraper

New York appears to be approaching a
compromise III regard to the skyscraper,
which is steadily reaching upward
toward the clouds and causing people to
wonder where the ambition of the archi-
| tects is to find its limit. The PROPOSE
ton to place restrictions as TO height
upon future designers has been modified
| by the committee which is revising the
| code, and will be submitted to the Board
| of Aldermen within a week.
The arguments of the Fire Underwrit-
ers and the Fire Department were over
| thrown when the engineers and arclli-
tects appeared before the committee, and
| that it would be impracticable to limit
! the height of buildings on Manhattan
! island, where ground space is so valu-
able. But the architects acknowledged
/ the Importance of the sanitary argu-
ments which involved considerations of
sunlight for the streets as well as for
1 the occupants Of buildings, and suggest
ed construction on lines other than those
/ of the box which shuts out light. inter-
/ feres with ventilation, and casts per
petual shadows on adjacent buildings.
The common law protection of "ancient
! lights" is recognized in the amended code
/ and the main buildings hereafter are TO
! be confined to twenty or thirty stories.
while the architect is to have unlimited
. rem Ill lne GuuSUuclloil OF t0Wer-llke
projections which will have ample light
spaces around them The idea embodied
in the restrictions of the proposed new
code is illustrated by the new Singer
building, with its comparatively low sub
structure surmounted by a cloud-pierc-
1 ing tower
| While buildings of between twenty
/ and thirty stories will be high enough
| TO cause disagrceable shadows and dark
ness for occupants of smaller huiIlinrS
the compromise upon the tower plan Of
| construction win be welcomed by New
/ Workers. not only because of the pro
| posed limitation upon the walls of the
| architectural canyons in which the mer-
! chants of Gotham now do business. but
/ because of the opportunities it viii af-
! ford for the Identification of the skyline
| of lower Manhattan island. The resi-
| dents of other cities may be led 10
adopt this tower plan. with closer linli-
| tations as TO the height of the substruc-
| ture.-Evening Wisconsin. Milwaukee,.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Names Christmas Gift to Nation.

Woodmen of Maine have started on
the work of cutting the four million
Christmas trees used in this country
every year The trees TO be cut in all
the northern counties of Maine were St
lected last week, and in another tWh
weeks the shipments will begin. All the
trees used for the Christmas trade are
o-year-old balsam frs, and the woodmeu
who make speciality of raising Christ
mas trees count ON going over the same
strip of land once every five years. The
Christmas tree tIdde mas developed IN
Maine to an industry of the first import
ance, although it is only fifteen years
ago that the first load of Christmas trees
was shipped from Penobscot bay 70
Boston lit was Boston merchant hunt
ing caribou who first saw the c0nmer-
cial possibilities of the long stretches q
balsam fir which until that time was
considered the most worthless tree in the
woods. The merchant loaded 500 OF the
frs on his yacht and sold them out IN
a few days in Boston. His profit was 50
handsome that the following year 5t
sent for $4,000 Christmas trees. The
year following the merchant sent BIS
Christmas trees to New York and Phlia-
delphia, and now the Maine trees go ait
over the country. With time the Worh
of raising Christmas trees has developer
into an art, and the greatest care Is
taken to produce straight trees, : Jae
crooked ones are dead loSs.-I hiia-
delphia Record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
PENSION DECISIONS.
BY the Assistant Secretary of the De-
partment of the Interior.

Marriage and Divorce.-It is n rnle af
evidence recognized and enforced hv the
state and federal courts generally. thai
party attacking duly established mar
rage on the ground that one of the par
ties to such marriage was incampetent tn
contract marriage by reason of prior
subsistiDg marriage, must not only prove
a valid prior marriage, but also thar il
has not been dissolved at tile time of
the second marriage, even though it in
wolves the proving of a negative; thar
every presumption is in favor of the va.
lidity of the established marriage. and
these presumpt:ons must be overcome Inv
satisfactory irrefragable proof, the bur
den of proof being upon the party at
lacking the marriage.
Attorneys Appeals.-Where.d during Ill
lifetime of his principal, the attorney of
record files an appeal in his behalf the
act being the act of the principal under
the law of agency, the appeal is prop.
erly before this department and NAV nor
be dismissed on the ground that the
death of the principal, subsequent to The.
filing of the appeal, terminates the re-
lation of principal and agent. In such
cases, the filing of the appeal is soldiers
act.
Dependent Parents.A mother who
has a healthy husband % years of age.
who earns, when he works, from 81 80.
to 50 per day, and a son 16 years old.
whose earnings she is entitled TO, is nor
dependent within the meaning of section
4701 of the Revised Statutes. 1t was
not the intention of Congress to pension
the mother Of a soldier if she has an
able-bodied husband who lives with der
and is shown to be able TO support her.
although he may not be able to provide
luxuries.
Division of pension.-Th wife who
by her cruelty drives her husband from
hime is herself the deserter. Cruelty was
at the common law, cause for decree
of separation. Cruelty. as it relates to
the marital status, is any conduct on
the part of either of the married parties
as endangeFs the life body, or health
of the other and renders cohabitation mn
safe or intolerable.
False charges and q persistent course
of jealous conduct on the part of the
wife without cause, following her hus
band about, employing detectives to do
so. and attempts to humiliate, exasperate
and insult him amount to such cruelty
as would justify a separation without
subjecting the husband to tie charge Of
marital desertion within the meaning Of
the act of March 3, 1899.
Length of Service.-Trayel pay al
lowed the soldier to and from the point
of rendezvous was not pay for actual
military service. but was pay for time
and expenses allowed recruits and dis
charged soldiers, and precludes their be-
ing considered as in actual military sery-
ice during the time they We're actually
entitled to receive it.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Turkish Farrierv.

Turkish horseshocs are simply a fat
plate of iron with hole in the middle.
In his volume of Personal Adventures
Col. j. Il. Robertson describes the extra
ordinary method OF preparing the horse
10 be shod:
The farrier takes good long rope.
doubles ii and knots a loop al the end
TO about the size of a good large horse
collar This is put over the horses
head after the manner of Il horse collar.
the knot resting on the horses chest.
Then the TIVE ends of rope are
brought between his legs: each rope, then
taken by a man. is hitched ON TO the fet-
locks of his hind legs and brought
through the loop in front: then by hard.
steady pull the hind legs are drawn up
to the fore legs, and the horse falls heav-
lily ON his side.
"All four feet are then tied together
by the fetlocks, the horse propped up on
his back. and the farrier sits quietly
down beside him, takes off all the old
shoes and puts ON new When the work
is finished the horse is united and al
bowed 80 get up.@-Youth's Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
FATHERS BAD RECORD.

You've heard lot about the time
That father carved the duck;
And how the bird jumped off the, plate
And father cursed his luck
Since then he's never had chance
To test his carving skill
For mother always YIELDS the knife,
And mother always WI.
Somehow. when mother caryes goose,
A turkey or Il roast,
She wastes no time. as father would,
In idle jest or boast.
But straightxay goes about the task
And no one has 10 wait
For mother TO reclaim the bird
Because II leaves the plate.
She separates the joints with ease,
She kn2ws just where they, are:
For her 1t doesn't seem narG work
The way is was with pa.
The gravy does not fly about
And CATER far and near
When mother starts 10 carve the duck
There's not a thing TO fear
Poor father says he keenly feels
That he Is in disgrace;
He often begs of mother to
Let him redeem his place.
But mother snubs him with word,
Her will he cannot buck:
For she recalls to mind the day
That father carved the duck,
Thanksgiving Day has little charm
For father, for he knows
Fiat be must watch. while mother cafves
Remaining In repose
He's waited now for many years
And prayed that she'd get stuck,
He wants 10 get another chance
To try 10 carve duck
oh how br wishes that her knife
Would suddenly let fly
That she would make slip. 60 he
Had mad IN years gone by:
That she would fail. as he had ia leB
That she would meet his luck;
But nothing ever happens when
Der mother caryes the duck.
Detroit Free Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Planting cocoanuts IN Samoa.

E. g. SIMON. cocoanut planter Of
Samoa. who is in Seattle, declares that
the German government is saving ,he
world from a possible coc0anut famine
by having the old and dead trees ia the
domain under its jurisdiction replaced by
young and healthy trees each year. Ae-
cording to SIMON. there is no immediate
danger of the cocoanut supply becoming
exhausted. but the market for tire con-
modify is growing better each year Ib'
recent large foreign experiments in tie
cultivation of copra. the dried kernel 81
the coeoanut. from which cocoanut oil IS
made. IS said by Simon to also be Oh lu-
portant reason why new trees should D.
planted. The planter declares thar 'Ee
United States is neglecting its hod-n-e
IN Samoa, while the various foreign pow
ers are taking advantage of every o2ieE-
tuaity to make money on the island
Seattle Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
SHE CAME AND WENT.

AS a twig trgmbles, which a bird
Lights on TO sing. then leaves nnbent.
SO Is my memory thrilled and stirrea:-
only know she came and went.
AS clasps some lake, by gusts unrlyen.
Tile blue dome meusureipss content
So my soul held that moments heaven:
only know she came and went.
As, at one bound. our swift spring heaps
me orchards full of bloom and scent,
So Glove her May my wintry sleeps
only know she came and went
An Angel stood and met my gazc.
Through the low doorway of my tent;
The tsns Is struck, the vision stays
only know she came and went
U. when the room grows slowly dim,
And life's last oil is nearly spent.
One gush Of light these eyes will briln.
Only 70 think she came ara went
James Russell Lowell
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
PROVED.

[ A distinguished French physician has 81.
nounced, rs the result of his obsarrar ~ -.
our national characteristics thar AInsr.l,V ~
are coming to look alike.-DaiN ME- ai,s
paper
You don't believe IT, Well. it's trrr
As / viii shortly prove to you.
BY taking you about the place
And showing you face after face,
Come oil; and ! viii show you first
Charles Evan Hughes and Willie HfarSt
As like are they as twin-born peas.
AS any blind man plainly sees.
Next look AT chauncey NJ Deprw.
And tell me. is he Kyrle Bellew
Or Mr. Fairbanas? On my heart,
/ cannot tell the three apart,
Then there is alse Mr. Taft
Just look him over fore ana aft
And tell me If lis really he,
Or Colonel William Jennings b..
Amongst the ladies', look around
What marked resemblanees are found
'Twixt Carrie Nation, fond and faEr
And Nazimova debonair.
And when Maude Adams comes along
With Nofdica, the Queen of Song,
Pray tell me quickly. if you eau,
Which one of them is Peter / an?
And so it goes right down the line
There's Anna Held and EammerstCin:
And Reverend Charles L. Parkhurst. too.
The replica of Johnny Drew,
And dear old Andy Carnegie,
Who looks so very much Ike me
That beggars stop me by the score
To ask me for Dinosaur.
CASTOR v. Drake, in Harper's Weekly
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
The Way to the Station.

A party Of automobiles was toUri,5-
car forced them TO take q train arnlt.
As they walked down the road seesin-
some one from whom they could inquire
their way, they met an old darby.
Will you kindly direct us 70 The rsA
road Stationg' one of the party askt4
''Cert'n'y. sir he responded. NJ
a-goin' right down dis road till 20 GEE
70 where two mo- roads branches '3.'
Den yo' take de lef' one an ketl
a-goin' till yo' gets 10 where d.
postofiiee ulster be. Siiecess Mac
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
The Spice Of Life.
In Congress,

In Congress.
a grand display
OF silk top hats;
Prince Albert coats
And pearl gray spats.
of walking sticks
And shoes that shine;
our congressman
Are now in line.
In Congress now,
With hand in coat
A statesman starts
To clear his throat.
And then begins
A warm debate
About the Cuban
Tariff rate.
Again they come
With speeches grand,
Intended to
Astound the land,
Again they take
The speaker hint;
And let it 90
With leave TO print
in Washington
To-day we see
Sill hats and
IIaberdashery,
Deep eloquence
We hear once more;
The orators
Are on the floor.
Detroit Free Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
What Did He Play7

The group had been talking about the
California freshman Rugby victory az
Berkeley just before Supervisor James
2 Booth came ia,
Hello. Jimr began one of his young
er political admirers "what'd yea used
to play when YOU were at BerkeleyT'
''Well." replied Booth, little absent
mindedly, they didn't have slot ma
chimes in those days. San Francisco
Chronicle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
FLORIDA Pensioners.

The state Of Florida paid out in pen
sions to Confederate veterans and the
widows of veterans $9S094.0S during
the month of October. This exceeded
any previous month by about S22 uQn
Several thousands of dollars remain vi
TO be paid before The end of the Quar-
ter.-Jacksonville Times-U Union.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Rather Careless.

when | cross the ocean, you bet
won't take that there Lusitany." said
Mrs. Malaprop. why, such a careless
ship | never did see. Ev'ry blessed
Yyge she breaks her record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
At Least Not Profane.

decided brunette. by name Pickens,
Was arrested for stealing some chickens.
When they asked her TO swear,
She replied, debonnaire.
II only know deuce. darn and dick
ems. !" Lipplncott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
The Opening.

First College President What sort of
an opening did You have?
Second College PresidentA new full
back and three crack linesmen. Nash
vile American Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Unum E Duo.

Three youths who were In different cities
born.
Did Boston, Newport, and New York adorn.
The first in mincing manners far surpassed,
The next in garish dress; In both the last.
The force of Nature could no further go,
To make a dude she Joined the former two
bohemian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Willie's Wish

| wish thar Luther Burbank.
Who gives old Nature points,
Would just get up a gobbler
All made OF second Joints.
Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
AS Bait.

Mrs. A. tower phone)-Can you send
me up cook today. Mr.. Dryer.
Head of Intelligence Ofice-Sorry |
can't accommodate you, Mrs A., but we
have only one in the Office.
Mrs. A.-But why mayn't | have her?
Head of Intelligence Ofice-Oh. we
have to keep her as a sample.-Harper's
Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Something New.


Il hear. Mrs Blowhard, that your
daughter is quite an accomplished vio-
oh, yes. indeed she is returned
Mrs Blowhar,i. rolling up her eyes ecstat.
icaliy, she plays divinely on the yio-
lin. and accompanies herself on the
piano. Lirnincott's.
-
Poor Henry.
Henry, do | look like YOU when /
have your hat on!'
Il don't know. Mira. why %
i wore your hat ont in the yard to-
day and mother told me it made me look
like food. Houston Post.
49,
Something In Oils,
She approached the floorwalker and
asked.
Where shall | find something nice in
oil for the dining roomy'
''On the fifth" began the foorwall
CT. Then pausing he looked doubtfully
70 the inquirer "po you want paint-
ing or something in the sarline line ?"-~-
Success Magazine
-
An Epitaph.
Beneath ihis stone a button lies.
trousers button bright
It's all we found Of Farmer Green
Who thawed out dynamite
Detroit Free Press
AlyertiS inu Dors Tr,- -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
Her Bosom Friend.

You must have been dreaming of
some one proposing TO you last night,
Laura
How is that?"
why ! heard you for d whole quar-
ter Of an hour crying out Yes Mod
ern Society.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14

4 baseball player is "laborer and
not q professional man. according to
Judge Birchett Of the circuit court at
Ni~ksburg. Miss. who held today that
Pitcher Bishop of the Nicksburg Cotton
States league was immune from gar
n.siiment proceedings under the state
law
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
An Epitaph

Advertising pays. Try it.