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The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

The Postmaster Genernl III his re
port suggests that il people would
s,gn their fnll name and nddrcss to
their letters, there would never be II
letter hut could be reiurned il il fail
cd TO reach the person it was intend
ad for. The report suggests hetter
WY ,hnn that too That is to have i
sl .,t address printed on the corner
tue envelope by Job printer. This
WI! cost only "A small sum, and If the
leitrr cannot be delivered to tho
aGtiiessee, or ii the address should he
wrong, the letter would come back IN
the course of five or ten days if 40 RE-
auested, instead of going through the
dead letter office, aud finally returned
to the writer after lapse Of two
months or more.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
STAGESTRUCK.
An Incident of the Boyhood Days Of
William Mckinley.

An Incident of the Boyhood Days Of
William Mckinley.
One does not readily associate our
martyred president. william Mckinley.
with an ambition TO become an actor,
but In Il grouping OF eminent person
ages who have conceived Mt one time
or another in their lives passion to
tread the boards we find the subjoined
account
at was while hodin. the humble
position Of clerk at hat store In Gin
cinnati that Mr.. Mckinley became
stagestruck and once confessed that
he did not outgrow his desire to be-
come an actor for many years after
ward This desire arose through wit
Messing the shakespearean plays as
presented by the great tragedian. Ed.
win Forrest, for whom Mr.. Mckinley
conceived a great admiration.
"'lmaslnc my feelings the presl-
dent said on one occasion when relat-
ing his boylsh ambitions, when For
rest walked into our store one day to
make II purchase. l rushed to the
front IN order to serve my ideal hero
OF the theater. The sale. however. WAS
made by an older clerk, but | was
given the privilege of pressing and
stretching the hat The great actor
stood near me. observing my work, and
the smile OF appreciation which he
gave mo was one OF the events of my
youth. '"-Scrap Book.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

What splendid type OF treiess sctiSity Is
HE sun as the poalmist describes II issuing
like II BRIDEGROOM fr,,u h,s chambrr ana re-
ipleinz like n strong man To run race EN-
cry man ought to rise IN the morning refrcsh-
cd Icy slumher and renewed 10y rest, eager
Tor the struggle of the day hut how rarely
this Is so. Most people rise still nnrcfrrshetl
aul dreading the strain Of the days abors
Tho cauSe OF this is.lcicient vitality and be-
mnti his lies deficient supply Of pure, rich
blood and an inadequate uuurishuent ot the
body Thero u nothing that viii give u man
strength and uefsy Us MI e hcrce's Cold
vn Metilc'u discovery. IL docs this by in.
ereaSiug The dHntity and anahtN 0f the blood
supply Tins npnrlshcs the nerves, tnets til,
hralus, builds up enteehled organs, and gives
that sense ot strength and power winch
makes the struggle ot liiea JOY, The good
feeling which follows the use pf Golden
Medical Discovery is not due 10 stimuli ,tion
rs II contains no alcohol, whisky or other i
ieNleant II does not brace mp III. body. but
builds II np .nto condition of seuni A,ulth
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06


The Easton Free Press puts it IN
tins wise: "A seer at York, this State
prophesles fires, earthquakes, assassina.
iions, financial troubles in 1907, and
the end OF the world IN 1908. Non,
der II he knows OF anything else that is
10 occur" Come over TO Jersey and
ask DeNoc. He ean furnish more
proenostica'lons regarding meteoro-
loslcal phcnomona than any other man
who pursnes weather prophetlng fol
ei,her health OF wealth. And as his
propheting seldom tails to miss, the
word at large need not hurry 10 cy-
clone cellars.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
Why Bulls Hate . Red FI.a.

I'm the first place. says an English
writer. red Is a color to which cattle
are unnccustomed. SO that they may
naturally be supposed to be startled
by Its very novelty. Scientists show
the sensation Of red to be the compile
ment of that Of green. being induced
by exactly opposite affections Of the
rotina. II the eyes of cattle are con-
structed on a similar principle to our
own the continual contemplation of
green. ns In trees and herbage, must
produce a state Of retinal fatigue. pre-
disposing violent excitement Of tho
re4ina Immediately red substance Is
presented to view
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
Growth Of Rocks.

Rocks do not grow In the sense that
\ plant grows They may increase by
accretlon. and they may undergo chem
icnl change. The old sea bed, being
lifted up. becomes sandstone and lime
stone. The volcanic ash and lava
strewn over the plains become tufa.
hard enough for building stone. The
pebbly shore of n river becomes con-
glomeratc. The simple mineral does
grow. however. when 1t takes Il crystal
form. The sparkling prism Of quartz
increases from an atom to n crystal
as large ms forearm by process Of
addition and assimilation. wonderfully
slow but beautifully regular. exactly
as crystals of Ice form on the window
pane,
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
A Doc Habit.

Have You ever thought Why Il Is that
q dog turn- around and around when
he jumps ,p on his cushion or starts
to settle himself anywhere for n nap
Now that you are reminded you can
recall thai ~ have seen dog do it
many time INF .ou+ This habit Is
about all T., Is left to onr tame little
dogsles Of i'ie days long ago, when
they were race of wild animals and
lived In the woods. Their beds then
were mates; grass and leaves. and 1t
was to tranple enough grass and Prop
erly arrange the leaves that the dog al
ways trod around a narrow circle be
fore he world lie down. The dog of
today keep up the same old habit al
though the IL no longer any need for
It, and of inrse the animal has no
notion WHY la does 1t.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
Pure Blood lsa Defensc

Vi means safety. A person whose
blood is in impure and impoycrish
ed condition is IN the greatest danger
Of catching any infections or epidem
ic disease DR.. Kennedy's Favorite
Remedy is tho iuildest. safest and
slirest purifier OF the blood. thus
striking ut the root Of Kidney, Liver
and Blad der diseases. 800 ut all
druggists.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
Strictly Business.

''lle grasp,n'est man | ever know
ed" said Uncle Jerry PEBBLES, was an
old chap named Snoopins. Somebody
told him one that when he hreathed
he took in ,xygen and gave out car
dnd out which of them two gases cost
the most IL on have TO buy em. He
wanted 10 anow whether he was max
In or losin' money when he eathed." !"
Chicago Tribune.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Make n n"teno" 10 get Ely's Cream Rlu,
ryon are troubled with nasal catarrh,, hay
fever or cold in the head. II is purifying air,
soothing 70 the sensitive membranes that
hue the air-iassages II is made 10 euro the
'i,sease not 10 fool the patient by short de-
ceptive relief There is no cocaine nor mer-
curry in IL. De not be talked into taking i
substitute for Elys Cream Balm sold by all
druggists 50c.. or mailed hy III. Rros, ~ War.
rvn street, New York
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
Bismarck's Love Of Authority.

AT 0 p. IN. we took tea with the king.
l was seated opposite him when foot
man came and whispered in my ear
hnt Bismarck desired to see me- Great
embarrassment. Puckler having told
me might leave the table. did 80.
The King inquired what was the mat
ter and permitted me to go, Bismarck
had nothing Of particular Importance
to tell me, and | suspect that he only
wanted to show that he had the right
to send for his employees even when
they We're With the king.-Hatzfeldt
etter
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
SIC lily of VYlirlna.

"From ny ic o. autographs ! take
one OF II stat taaa well known and lay
II Side ly s.a, with The autographs Of
a great arih1r and great eeelesias.
tie write. british publlclst .Ait
three are " small cxquisitely neat,
very little s!.nled, absolutely legIble.
Wei as | l. "w the three writer's /
doubt lf .aid toll which wrote
which They we're Cardinal Manning,
Mr.. Froude Lord Rosebery. VIII
the experts ie' q II Ia tins case siml
lariIy Of WI bodied forth similar
ity OF gifts OF e.rliileS -
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

II you have letter or sn advertise.
lnent for a new slmper do not wait uu.
I'll the last moment before sending il
10 tue printing Office. When all grow
,ardy it makes heap of trouble. II
mails are caught It is MS essential for
Il newspaper to go to press on tine as
il is for railroad train to keep its
schedule.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
The universe IL not rich enough to
buy the vote Of IN honest man.-GreS-
Ory.
A Normal pisadvantaoe.

"why do reformers 81 often come TO
grief
Il have often asked the question:"
answered Senator Sorghum. Il thinA
1t must be because they take up poll
ties us an Incidental diversion Instead
Of regular business. It's the differ.
ence between the amateur and the pro
fessional Wash ngton Star.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

When 4 train is late and you ask the
cause you almost invariably Sc, the
answer; "freisht in the way There
was time when the passenger trains
had the right of way, but the freight is
boss Of the road nowadays.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Children who are delicate, feverish and
cross will get immediate relief from Mother
0rays Sweet Powders for Children. They
cleanse the stomach, act on the liver. making
a siekly child strong and healthy. certain
cure for worms. Sold by all druggists. s5c.
Sample FnnE Address, Allen :. olmstead
IeIoy, y. \.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Now they are questioning the au-
thenticity of the Adam and Eve story.
The only point the average married
man would like cicaycd W Is whether
or no, 1t WASH, lemon She handed
him.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Work, well directed, will steam up
yonr enthusiasm, heat the aspirations
OF life and do almost anything except
drive away some cases oi grlp.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

1t was only thirty years ago that
fine telephone was born to the world,
and already there are over a billion
dollars invested in the industry. In
New York City and its Immediate vi.
entity alone, there are at the present
time over $50. 900 telephones in scr
-.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

During ministry of 80 years F;e,.
fhomas T. yassar, of Elizabeth, hns
tnken 1000 persons into tue church,
o!Hciated Mt ,ol3 funerals, and mar.
fied go couples, and preached ahont
70 600 sermOns.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Kansas has man who is minister,
4 doctor. an undertaken, and tomb
stone dealer, all combined. There is
i man who is ready To stand by You
from start to finish.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
Or. David KENNEDY'S
FAVORITE REMEDY

take it morning, noon and night, and 1t
will cure you. / took the medicine as
directed, but had no confdence in cure,
as my case had been tried by so many.
After using it u week began to feel better,
and in short while after that was entirely
cured That terrible distress, everything
ate breaking up sour IN my throat, had all
gore and have not had moments dis
comfort since. To-day there isn't a healthier
man and my appetite is excellent"
Write TO Dr. David Kennedy's Sons, Rondont, N.
Y. for a free sample bottle Of DR.. David Kennedys
FavorIte Remedy the great Kidney, Liver and Blood
medicine. and free medical booklet. LARGE bottles
Sl.Ho All druggists.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

There's solemn lesson in the eN-
istenoe in Scranton OF a typhoid cpl
demic, resultant from I'm infected water
supply, Tor every town and city Ill the
country.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

The man who sends back to the edl.
tor 4 poorly printed copy Of the paper
which he happens to receive, never
thinks ot calling attention 10 anything
that would require commcnda,ion.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

here is thought from the Satur-
day evening Post which would make a
good motto 20 hang over every Ameni
can door: NO income will ever be big
enough while you ny to spend lo5
pei cent. Oft.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

great man once wrote. 40 he
trusted is a greater compliment than
to be loved, which may account for
SO many people asking to he trusted,
aud perhaps the longer they are trust.
el the greater will he The compliment.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
REAL RHEUMATISM.
The Causes and Symptoms of Uric
ACID n .hs Blood

ACID n .hs Blood.
Rheumatism 20 called = probably
as common rs Any aiiin"Jt one ever
hears u. aud yet L 9ne Were to ana.
lyze carefully the average cas;. of rheu.
nadsm ,he result would doubtless
stow that the 4isclse Wds something
vary different .i.,eed from The real
thing Almost as"rt Jo2Y When suffer
ing from >!ght Stiffness OF joint or
Il muscular soreness promptly makes a
diagnosis OF ghellinalisia when In real
Try the case : nothing more than what
ia technical language il known as IL
thaemia sometimes called American
gout.
The real disease Of rheumatism Is the
result of an accumulation IN the blood
of imperfectlY couverted food, ,pr!nci-
pa!ly Uric aaid THIS accu,au!atIon Is
due 10 .ntemperanee IA eating aHd
drinking ana iasu!iicient active cxer-
else
Heredity in some cases seclas 10 play
aa important part. In the great maJo
ity the symptoms follow a regular or
der. beginning with feeling of full
ness and discomfort after meals, Indi,
Eeston. nausea and an unpleasant
taste in The mouth, followed by throb-
bing headache. nervous rritabilty and
vertigo. muscular pains which may be
confined TO one or more muscles or skip
about them one 10 another, Lastly. and
IN most cases the most troublesome Of
all symptoms. Is depression of spirits,
the patient imagining that he has all
sorts OF ailments. Persons suffering
from mental disorder as a result of this
disease have been known to commit
suicide. Fortunately these cases are
not common. but 1t should be remem~
bered that they are among the pOssibil
iiies.-A Doctor in New York World
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

ne Trenton Street Passenger Rail.
ay company has issued au oider pro-
atoitins the carrying of dogs on its
tines or any of its branches. The in
sit tions are that thus rule must bo
rigidly enforced aud applies to pet
dogs as well IA the loqnacious hound
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

\ Eritish army officer states uat
from experience in India, cold tea de-
stroys the typhoid germ. Doubtless
the tannin in the tea would kill the
herm.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Il, as the ancicnts believed, 1 man
gets new body every seven years,
why can't politician get a bunch of
opinions in the same time2
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
FEBRUARY s. 1907.

William H. Winslow, OF Bristol,
will be l02 years old On 81. Patrick s
Day. He was born in County Doni-
zni, ireland. March II, 1905.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

There is nothing in the postal laws
to prevent letter carriers rom acting
as hfcmcn; so the Post Office de.
partmcnt has ruled
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
An Inference.

Father Young Cppertrn IS going to
propose FOR Your hand soon. Daughter
How do You know? Father-I hear
he has been making inquiries as to my
financial standing Illustrated Bits
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Prof Smith says that the mosqnl-
toes hold back the growth and de
vclopmcnt OF New Jersey.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

The New York Times says tina,
when clock is too fast ii can be set
batk k, but 4 Young man cannot.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

When person tells you how 10 run
your business you may be sure his own
IS pretty poorly managed.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

A Hand Of Sunnnathx

While the nrw rnnid tdled the room
the busy " N kept on writing
"bo you q that all out Of your
own head .ked Jane
Yes III he busy woman.
"My," sad Jane admlrlnely. "yor
must have hrains' -
"Brains'' sighed the woman de
spondently oh .iaur haven't an
ounce of hia :
For IT mnmen. .laue regarded her
with sincere ,mtnisc.atioh
"0h, well. .n' said presently, don't
mind what ly. | amt very smart
uyself. ~ Nark Press
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

The boy who thinks his father docs
no, know hin, is making sad mistake.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Its hard work to patch up quar-
rel SO the patches won't show.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Remember the church IS good
place to visit at least once on Sunday.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
G. A. R. COMMANDER
Jas. S. Dean. Gen. Grant Post, Rondout, N. Y.
CURED or DYSPEPSIA

Commander Dean writes: "As Chief { ).
Mail Agent Of the U. d D. X. r., good
health is indispensable. | found myself,
however all run down with Dyspepsia i
doctored and doctored, but l grew worse.
suffered misery night and day, for fully
two years. My case was pronounced incur
able. chanced to meet DIR. David Ken
nedy about that time, and told him Of my
condition and be said, try bottle of
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

The person who talks all the time IS
sure To cconomize on the truth.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Wisdom provides things necessary.
aot superhuous.-
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

1t Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry
Ask today for Aliens Foot-Ease. a powder
II cures Ghilblains. Swollen. Sweating, Sore,
Aching, Damp feet. A, all Druggists and
Shoe Stores. nc.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

John u. Rockefeller says he has the
hest OF feelings ior everybody If John
wants to prove it let him pull cent or
two of the price OF 4 gallon OF oil.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

There are some people who could
help more by giving less advice.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of RICHARD H. VAN HeRS, Deceased
Pursuant to the order of George F. Hanson
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon made
on the twenty-sixth day of Noyeml r,A. D. one
thousand nine hundred and six, notice is
against the estate of Richard II. Van Horn
late of the County of Hunterdon, deceased
to present the same under oath or Affirmation,
ed, within nine months from the date of said
order; and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim tunder oath or
afiirmaticn1, within the time so limited, will
be forever barred of his or her action there
for against the said Administrative.
Dated November 26, A. ID. 1906.
IYDIANNA b. W. VAN HORN,
Administrators
A. d. ANDERSON,
Proctor for AdmstN.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
Shopping politeness

"Nevei' point. my dear" said the
mother gently
"But mamma objected the little
girl suppose don't know the name
OF the thing
"rhcn let the aalcsman show YOU I'll
he has i'll stock Until he comes to the
article that Is Desired" - New York
Press
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

"I'ii tell you ut \ man What mar
Pies de secon' me don't deserve 10
have lost his vhlfe."-l.ife.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06
A Positive
CURE
EIy's Cream Balm
Is quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief at Once.

10 puisr'1 hbSp' "s
Gives Relief at Once.
1t cleanses, soothes
heals and protects
the diseased MEM
brane. 1t cures Ca
talrh and drive $
away II Cold in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses of
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

The man who wins always feels that
the right will triumph.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Speaking OF bills, "abscncc makes
The helrt grow fonder."
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Get your name on our mailing list
lof 1907.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

There Is some good even in the
good iornothing.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Many an innocent picture has been
framed in guilt.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Needless to say the seamstrcss IS
never needless.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

Taste and Smell. Full size 50 cts, at Drug
gists or by mail; Trial Size 10 cts. by mail.
Ely Brothers Sc Warren Street. New York
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

\ sunny temper dcf'es the weather
prophet.
The Lambertville record., 1907-02-06

There's satisfaction III smoking
I,ambertyille Putfs.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-18
CREWS FAIL TO MEET
IrreguIarIy Running Trains Causes
Much Hardship and Additional
- Work for the Trainmen.

Railroading is not the soft snap that
it might be according to Grand Forks
trainmen. The. inability of the crews
to move trains has proven to be a
hard thing for all trainmen, and an
instance of where they suffer was re-
lated by one of them today. The
trains on the Minot and Montana d.
vision have been running with little
regularity. On several occasions, the
train crews running out of Grand
Forks have been obliged to run clear
through to Havre, Mont. as the crews
from that division have failed to ar
rive in Minot to take the trains west.
A continuous run to Havre under the
present conditions is now being rel
ished.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-18
LOOK FOR A BUSY YEAR
Automobile Spirit is Already Peep
ing Forth and Automobiles
Predict Good Year.

The automobile spirit is already
making itself manifest notwithstand-
ing the fact that the season is come
months away. Grand Forks is a
regular hotbed for automobilists and
plans for new machines, repairs to
old machines, and new styles and
prices are daily threshed over in the
sporting stores of the city. There are
at present nearly sixty machines of
different makes and designs in this
city and II the sales now partially
consummated go through, the number
will be increased by about one half
that figure the coming spring.
Grand Forks and Fargo, this city es-
pecially, are the headquarters Of q
small army of automobile statesmen
who will invade the surrounding ter
ritory as soon as spring opens and the
regular trade resumes its natural bent.
Speaking of the conditions and the in
dications for the coming year the Min
neapolis Tribune has the following:
III the present Indications are borne
out the entire automobile supply of
the country will be exhausted early
in the season. All of the factories
are taxed to their capacity, and have
notified their agents that further or.
ders will be delayed. The entire out
put now is in the hands of the agents
and is being disposed Of rapidly.
"The outlook in Minneapolis is for
tremendous business in 1907. One
local dealer predicts that the demand
will exceed the supply by 40 per cent.
and another asserts that there will be
a shortage of automobiles in 60 days.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-18

embryo labor party given birth at the
late convention of the Canadian Trades
and Labor Congress- is preparing to
take part in the fight.
The government will make its fight
principally upon the general pros
perity of the country, the improved
stability of conditions and provincial
credit since Premier McBride's access
sion to power, and adherence to a
policy of no subsidies for railway
builders. The Liberals naturally will
contend that provincial prosperity, i'm
proved credit, and che treasury sur
plus result not from governmental eff
ficinecy but despite government inef-
ficiency-as consequence of fortui-
tous fixed conditions and evolutionary
processes. They will also urge the
broader policy of stimulating rather
than discouraging the opening of the
provincial waste places and their
dormant industries by means Of col
onization railroads. assisted if neces-
sary to a reasonable extent
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-18
MUST HAVE THE FOAM
Lankin, N. d. Woman Writes to Mother
and Wants Her to Sent It
By Mail.

AS an illustration of condition at
Lankin. N. D., resulting from the
heavy snow, the following letter sent
by Mrs. Hattie Donavan to her mother
in Bemidji is very good:
There is prospect that we will
get some letters out today SO I will
write you a few lines. We have not
starved or frozen to death, yet, but
rations are getting pretty short and
still it SHOWS and blows. I never, in
all my life, saw half as much snow.
We havn't had pound of freight since
December IL, and only little mail.
There is no sugar, tea, yeast or pota-
toes in town, and only a very little