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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13

Cures permanently the cases he un-
dertakes and sends the incurable home
without taking a fee from them. This
is why he continues his visits year
after year, while other doctors have
made q few visits and stopped. DR..
Tones is an eminently successful spec
ialist in all chronic diseases. proven by
the many cures erected in chronic cases
which have baff1ed the skill of all other
physicians. His hospital experience
and extensive practice have made him
sa proficient that he can name and To-
cate disease in a few minutes.
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness. Diseases
of the Ear, Nose. Throat and of the
Lungs fand Consumption in the earlier
stages) are to be cured When DR.. Jones'
methods are applied
formulated Eyelids and Cataract per-
manently cured by his Absorption
Treatment.
Glasses fitted and Guaranteed
Cross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Astonishing cures are readily made
in cases of Chronic Rheumatism, Pa
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Treats all durable Diseases of the
Heart Blood, Skin, Liver, Stomach,
kidney, Bladder, and of the Nervous
System. and Female organs.
A never-failing remedy for Big Neck.
PILES, FISTULAE and RUPTURE
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from business Special attention given
to aI Surgical cases.
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13

strength. undermine yigor and aDbre-
viate vitality. Temperance in stimu-
lants. SO called. almost to the point Of
total abstinence. Walkist Weston teach
es. breaches and practices. He is him
self shining example of his theories.
which are much more than theories in
his case, he having put them to the
seyerest of tests through fifty years OF
practice.
MI. Weston. then. is no crank He
enjoys walking moderately ~ half
hundred miles a day for him-but he
does not particularly enjoy walking Il
hundred miles a day, as he has done
several times. He has made his hum
dred miles from time to time Just to
prove to the world what plenty of leg
exercise and temperate living can do
for a man. and he does these terrific
pedestrian stunts as matter of duty.
Thus by his system of natural phys
lcal culture he teaches morality and
temperance
Now. in his SEVENTEEN year. MI.
Weston has set out to duplicate and
+ even QUITO his walking performance
OF forty years ago. when he was Il
youngster of thirty. He walked from
Portland to Chicago in 1867. making
the distance in 25 days and % hours
He started from Portland at 5 p. M.
Oct. %. 1861. At the same hour OF
the corresponding day this year he set
out to make the trip again. declaring
that he would beat his 1867 record by
day. Now. what do you think of
that!
Well, Weston is wonder. The av-
erage man balks at walking mile.
Whether country or city. it matters
not. The farmer will hitch up his bug
sy to drive to Neighbor Jones'. half
mile down the road. The city man will
board trolley car to avoid walking
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
Emperor Who Must Die STANDING.

Emperor Who Must Die Standing.
The emperor of Austria during his
illness has insisted on transacting state
business as usual, says Tit-Bits. AS
soon as he left the nursery he began a
course of training to fit himself for
the high position he was to fill. At
sixteen he was an accomplished lin
guist and a scientific expert Of no
mean degree. He could ride and hunt
with the tireless energy of a hardy
sportsman. and his studies in litera-
ture and jurisprudence we're conduct
ed under the most celebrated scholars
of continental Europe That such
course of training did not react upon
his health is doubtless due to his re-
markable memory, which even now is
said to enable him to recall the face of
the humblest of his subjects, no mat
ter how long the lapse of time. 1t is
tradition of the Austrian royal house
that no emperor must die lying down.
He must stand up to receive the last
dread messenger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
EVILS OF ALCOHOL.
Gems From an English Primary School
Examination.

Gems From an English Primary School
Examination.
A paper published In Yorkshire.
England, reports that some 5000 chill
dren of Gateshead were recently re-
quired to do essays on Physical De
terioration and Alcohol" as tots in the
primary schools of this part of the
world may now toss off brochures on
Variations In the Epithelium Cells In
Invertebrates. Marsupials and Planti-
grades. These Gateshead children
had valuable thoughts to contribute to
the temperance movement The York
shire paper goes the length of pub
fishing some of the gems brought out
In this outpouring of fnfantile sapf-
ence. Here are few of same:
"Alcohol is useful says one OF
them, being most exquisitely pithy.
'but not in the body. 1t is useful for
polishing furniture
81 hope l shall never touch it until
] am dead" says another. and we wish
him luck
"a man who takes alcoholic drinks
can see two things at once
"The children of drunkards are often
weak and are sometimes troubled
with being bowlegged"-truly an ir-
ritating affection.
S"Those who take drink are not SO
broad chested as they were 100 years
ago" How true,
when a man is i'll the doctor will
say, Are you drinker of alcohol9'
and if he says yes the doctor will
say. THAT is what has made you ill:
you have fatty liver"
THE more temporary we live the
better it will be for body and mind
Some people say that If you want
to speak at concert you should take
a glass of beer before. You should not
1t is certain that it makes you speak.
but you speak heap of rubbish
when man gets drunk his brains
will not telegraph properly
Il will finish up with piece of poet
~ ! have made up myself:
"Never be drunkard;
Never touch the gin:
Always be teetotal,
And you're sure to win.''
Boston Transcript
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
A Medicine For Human Ills.

But Edward Payson Weston. who
took part in many of these long dis
lance walking matches and won them,
has stuck to walking right up to the
present day as the serious business of
his life. A year ago last May, Just
to prove that he was not an old man
in spite of his si4ty-eight years and
his gray hairs. he started from the
Philadelphia city hall and walked to
New York in twenty-three minutes
less than his record made in 1868. He
did not do this for fun-not at all
He did it for love-the love of his
philosophy Of life, which makes walk
Ing exercise medicine for all human
ills, to be taken if possible for pre-
yention, though also guaranteed to
cure most ills. The Philadelphia city
hall of today being four miles farther
from the end of the route in New York
than was the city hall in 1863, the
Weston of sixty -eight years. therefore.
made 100 miles in % hours 26 min
utes, beating the performance of the
Weston of twenty-five years ago not
only in minutes. but in miles.
And after finishing his hundred miles
in less than day this walking won
der held reception at the Fifth Ave
nue hotel, made Chesterheldian re-
marks to gorgeously gowned ladies' to
whom he was presented and cracked
Jokes with the boys.
Oh, well, it was Weston,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
LISTENING.
It's Importance In the Art of Acting on
the STAGE

its importance IN the Art OF Acting on
the Stage.
The reason why listening pIays a
part Of such paramount value on the
stage is that if an actor is not deeply
interested in what is going on in the
mimic world in which he has been east
he cannot look for any real interest OIL
the part of his audience, and the only
way in which he can denote that inter-
est is by the intensity with which he
listens to everything that has any bear
ing whatever on his life and actions
and the skill with which he expresses
the feelings bred of what he hears.
Listening is an art that is not prop
erly taught in the schools in which
modern actors are trained. for while
voice culture has the place OF higi,
honor that it deserves in the c,Irrc,1-
lum of every academy on Broadway,
if you ask either teacher or pupil about
the still more important business OF
listening the chances are that yon will
receive no reply save wonderful.
shake of the head
so much has been said about ten
permanent mentality facial ex-
preston" and personality" that it is
very easy matter for a schoolgirl to
persuade herself that she has in her
the makings Of a great actress. "
she needs is what she calls few les
sons
One young woman, indeed. told me
that she had been studying the art of
expressing various emotions by means
OF series Of contortions of yisage. all
more Or less hideous to behold, but that
she had not been taught anything
about listening. In short. although she
had learned how to make her various
emotional grimaces it had never oc-
CURED to her that unless she could
show cause for these curious express
sions of joy or grief or rage or what
ever they were called in her Complete
Handbook of Acting her audience
would not understand what she was
driving at But if she had been taught
to listen with natural interest and
attention the emotions called forth by
what she heard would be certain to be-
tray themselves convincingly on her
face. Like many another unfortunate.
this deluded young woman had begun
to learn at the wrong end and had been
taught the effect, not the cause. of emo
tion.-Scribners Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
Livingstone's Vanity,

The Victoria falls of the Zambezi
river, in southeastern Africa. form the
largest cataract in the world. They
were discovered in 1855 by DR.. Liv-
ingstone. the great missionary and ex-
plorer, and were found to be twice as
high and three times as broad as Mag
ara. Carved upon a tree near by the
initials ID. L" are still discernible.
and in his book the missionary con-
fesses that this was the one occasion
in his life when he was guilty of this
form of vanity. These initials are
carefully preserved by the officials of
the British South Africa company, to
whom they we're pointed out by the
native who saw them carved.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
Fly Killers For Public Pointer.

Public Printer Stillings has appoint
ed Garfield Larkins and w j. Johnson
fly killers in his department. says
Washington special to the New York
World. They have begun their labors
in Mr.. Stillings' own palatial private
Office. Mr.. Stillings requires daily re-
port of the number of flies killed, and
the salaries of the killers will depend
upon the results
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
Every Hearse It's Own Band.

A Berlin Germany. woman has In
vented photograph for funeral ma
chine. It is attached to a hearse and
can be started by the driver as the
procession starts. the effect being that
OF a full band playing the dead march.
The invention has not yet been tested.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13

1t is deliciously palatable, agrees
with the weakest stomach, contains the
most soothing, healing, strengthening
and curative elements. Makes YOU
well and happy. HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. IS cents, Tea or Tab
lets. Pioneer Drug Co.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13
Appendicitis

is due in large measure TO abuse OF
the bowels, by employing drastic pur-
gatives. To avoid all danger, use only
DR.. Kings New Life Pills the safe, gen
tie cleansers and invigorators. Guaran-
teed for headache. bllliousness, malaria
and jaundlce, at @. II. Olsen's Drug
Store. 25c.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13

And when I'm a hundred years
old. = he said. I'm going to walk from
Philadelphia to New York and break
my record again.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-13

the public grew weary Of walking
matches. so that at present six day
grind would not be patronized as in
the palmy days of pedestrianism
What became of the professional Pc
destrians? Oh, they got real jobs
somewhere, forgot how to walk, died
or did something of that sort!
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26
IS POLITE BUT CURT
SENATOR PENR0sE NOT AT ALL
COMMEMORATIVE.
First Visit to Roosevelt Yesterday
Since Presidential Plot Was Tn
foIded--Newspaper Men I'm
successful In Securing
Statement.

Washington. April Ex-senator Pen
rose of Pennsylvania. whose name has
been freely mentioned In connection
with the giving away at dinner OF
an alleged conspiracy against Presi-
dent Roosevelt was one of the early
visitors at the White House. reaching
here before 10 o'clock. This Is Senator
Penrose's first visit to the White
House since the publication OF the
story, which he denied day or two
afterward.
The Senator remained at the White
House for an hour. but a good portion
OF this time he spent in conversation
with Secretary Loeb. When the Sem
ator came out, he was Immediately
surrounded by group of newspaper
men, who followed him to the gates Of
the grounds in front of the Presidents
house. The Senator was not at all
communicative and declared again and
again he had nothing to say of any
consequence. The dialogue between
the senator and the reporters was sub
stantially as follows:
What was the object of your visit
SenatorY
TT was purely social. had a very
nice visit 1t is very nice of you gem
tlemen to walk along with me. but
have nothing to say"
Nothing to add to or take from the
talk about the so-called conspiracy"
mo. no."
Did you explain to the President
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26
FiUe Ducks Dash Themselves to
Death Against Dome of Capitol.

for the awful thing that had happened.
He was bound straight for the peniten-
tiary He had killed duck. Even u
what he said was true--that he FOUND
the duck dead. the penitentiary was
yawning for him Just the same for nav
ing the duck in his possession That
was what Mr.. John Wallace was NJ
the Capitol for--to send people to the
penitentiary who had dead ducks IN
their possession.
with visions of stripes and balls and
chains fitting through his brain. VIII
liam sought out Judge Mcclellan. The
Supreme Court Justice rendered an Inn
promptu opinion for William. which
held that he was not amenable under
the game law for having the duck in
his possession. because 1t was evident
that he duck had committed suicide.
Having the body of a duck which had
committed suicide in his possession did
not constitute a violation of the game
law. Immensely relieved. William dined
yesterday off teal duck.
The incident of the duck was pointed
to by Game Commissioner Wallace as
an additional proof of the great benefit
of the new game law.
TT clearly demonstrates its efiicfency
In this instance" said Mr.. Wallace.
THE incident shows that under the
benehcence of the law. game birds have
become SO plentiful In Alabama that
some of them are committing suicide"
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26

Five teal ducks. homeward bound,
with hundreds of their companions,
beat themselves to death against the
dome of the Capitol, blinded as they
were by the fash and glare Of the four
electric lights. Wednesday night.
Those who witnessed their flight say
that hundreds and hundreds of ducks
flew over the city. homeward bound
They had been spending the winter in
Southern waters. after the fashion of
their tribe. And unlike members of
the human family. they were not fooled
by the warm weather of March. These
tourists Of the air knew that winter
was not over when March came in with
May weather.
Now. certain that hot weather is well
on Its way. they are rushing to the
north and to cooler lakes. But they
few low in Montgomery and five of
them dashed to their death against the
Stat Capitol.
One of the was responsible for
William Hopkins having a terrible
time. William is a young messenger at
the Capitol. assigned TO the Judicial
Department. William has not had much
experience. and he was greatly grieved
at the awful fix. he had placed himself
in by means Of dead duck He found
one of the ducks and carried 1t to Su-
preme Court Reporter Lawrence H Lee.
and Secretary Leon Mccord.
Thew Immediately condoled with him
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26
READY FOR OPENING
JAMESTOWN EXPOSITION WILL BE
LAUNCHED TODAY.
Feature VIII BE Great Naval Pageant
In Hampton Roads-Big Fair
In stu Fur From Complies


Norfolk, April 25..--The day before
the opening Of the jamestown Ter
Centennial Exposition on Hampton
Roads finds the management of the
big enterprise straining every energy
to put the grounds and buildings In
presentable shape for the inaugural
ceremonies
Several thousand laborers were en-
gagged, today clearing the streets which
are to be traversed tomorrow by the
President and his party and by the
military organizations which will par
ticipate in the land parade. Notwith-
standing the rush Of work being car
ried forward today, the exposition will
be far from compietiUn tomorrow.
Temporary railroad tracks, debris OF
all sorts and unfinished sidewalks are
the rule throughout the grounds, while
almost every building is marred by an
enclosure Of scaffolding. Many of the
buildings will not be open tomorrow.
the management, having determined
that progress can only be made by ex-
GLIDING the pubic during the time the
workmen are still engaged In their la
bors.
The feature of the opening. which
nothing but bad weather can mar In
the slightest degree, will be the naval
pageant In Hampton Roads. President
Roosevelt. aboard the yacht Mayflow-
err. will review the ships of the ma
lions now at anchorage and the spec
tacle will be witnessed by thousands
from the shores of the exposition
grounds. Pleasure craft and excur-
sion steamers by the score will frame
the anchorage grounds of the fleet and
the water show is expected TO surpass
anything ever seen In this country.
The management, as announced ofii-
cially last night. expects to have the
exposition completed by May Is, In all
essential details and this optimistic
prediction is quite generally concurred
in by the citizens of Norfolk.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26

why the Pennsylvania Legislature re-
fused to endorse him for a third term?'
II did not"
Don't you think that needed ex-
planation?"
II do not"
What do you think of the third
term proposition"
Don't think"
With this remark the Senator NOV
ed on down Pennsylvania avenue.
While Senator Penrose was at the
executive Offices. Senator Jonathan
Burne of Oregon, came in. He went
direct to Secretary Loeb's Office. Sena-
tor Bourne. It has been commonly re-
ported. was the host at the dinner al
which the details of the so-called con-
spiracy against the President were
said to have been given out Senator
Bourne saw the President after Mr
penrose had left. He declared. how
ever. that there had not been any con-
ference between the President, sena-
tor Penrose and himself. and that ne
had not seen Mr.. Penrose during MS
visit to the white HORSE.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26
Captain Walden of Uniontoun
a Major Without Examination.

Captain w. J.'vaiden OF Uniontown
will become a Major of the list Infan-
try without an examination. The State
Military Advisory Board has notified
Adjutant General Bib Graves that an
examination OF Captain Walden for his
new post Is not necessary.
The report was made in view of the
long and excellent service of Captain
Walden in the Alabama National Guard.
the Volunteer Army in the war with
Spain. and the Provisional Army in the
Philippines. He is considered one of
the foremost military men of the State
and Colonel duMont of the LIST Infan-
try heartily endorses the recommended
ton of the examining board, that Cap
tain Walden be commissioned without
the Formally of an examination.
Captain Walden has been connected
with the military since 1885, when he
Joined Company E of the 3rd Infantry.
In 1887. after two years service, and
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26

after filing all the non commissioned
Offices, he was elected Lieutenant of
the company. A year later he was
elected Captain and served seven years
in that rank. He was then elected a
Major of the LIST Regiment. when the
military of Alabama was redistricted
He went to the Spanish American
War as a captain of company which
he himself raised and made an excel
lent record during his six months
of volunteer service. After the mus
ter out of his regiment, he was APP
pointed a Captain in the 3sth Infantry
of the Provisional Army and served for
over two years in that command. In
his active service in the Philippines
Captain Walden was in three engage
ments.
He retired from the army in 1901 and
in 1904 organized Company l. of the LIST
Infantry, which he has since COM
manded.
He is Mayor of Uniontown.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26
SHORTAGE OF $4,000
DIsappearance of Machine Company
Funds Brought to Light.

Woonsocket, r. L., April ga
shortage of about $4,000 in the &C
counts of the Woonsocket Electric Ma
chine and Power Company was re-
vealed today by the issuance to the
stockholders of the company circu-
lar letter announcing that heavy
shortage had been discovered. The
letter, which was issued by order OF
the directors. further stated that the
resignation of Levi G. Lincoln, secre-
tary-treasurer and general manager OF
the company, had been accepted.
John J Heffernan, counsel Tor the
directors of the company. said:
81 believe the amount of the short
age is about $92. 900. Mr.. Lincoln has
resigned and has turned over to the
company property which he claims is
worth $4,000"
After reading the circular letter of
the directors and the statement of Mr..
Heffernan, Mr.. Lincoln said:
Il admit the situation is substan-
TALLY as stated. Further than this
must decline to be interview take
this step upon the request and the ad-
vice of our directors and the purchas-
erS. "
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26
TEDDY,s JAMESTOWN TRIP.

VIII BE Absent Two Days from Ma
tfonal Capital. =
Washington, April 25.-President
Roosevelt will be absent from Wash
ington two days on his jamestown Ex-
position trip. The first day will be de-
voted to the exposition and incidental
functions and the second to trip up
the James River to jamestown run
~ about thirty-five miles. This Will
be made in the yacht Sylph on Sat
urday, the President returning to the
Mayfiower Saturday afternoon or even
ing when the return voyage to WASH
ington will begin.
The President will reach home Sun
day morning.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-04-26
TRAIN LOAD OF RICE.


New Orleans, April 25.-What is be-
iieved by merchants here to be by far
the largest single shipment Of rice on
record reached this city last night
from Eastern Texas. The shipment
amounted to 100000 pounds and TWEEN
ty-three freight cars were required to
carry 1t. A large part OF the ship
ment is 70" export.