Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-04
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TwENTY-THREE-sAiddsa % The
DON'T FORGET to os your back
door.
ST. LOUIS has on her glad rags
and the WnFzburger flows free
MEXICO's friendship for Uncle
sam appears 10 be FIRMLY Rooted
IN REGARD 70 the Georgia prohi-
billion Jaw u Is said that state never
wanted the Eiks convention anyhow.
MEANWHILE the Common GeezcI
Is lingering a large and luscious
lemon.
THE COCKTAIL is little. u on.
~, what a erimP . put in The all
NEITHER eouu decisions nor ca
! ciai indication fool the Veqpie Tor
fraction Of shake ~ q Sheep
tail
HARMONY" is someiiaes like the
pie foundry COME back-the same
old chuck served up under another
name.
ONE THOUSAND charming girls
who desire husbands have arrived at
New York on n vessel Low rates
from an points.
BASEBALL is becoming an exact
science. An FL Paso and "a S%ocorru
player have both sustained fractured
Jaws during the past week.
NOW As TO that sand storic-can
IL be- that the enor of lie politicians
n throw dust in the peopl- eyes
49,
1T MAY HE well % explain 20 out
siders that the real reason A~lbuquer-
que eashes 80 many bogus checks is
because she has money TO throw
THEY ARE milking cows by cleo
tricity IN Madison Square Gartsu
Now 90 some one will show rs how TO
feed her on kiiowatts BE- wiz simplify
THE GAZING IN OF the grand stand
st Ddlhart some time ago teaches as
the useful lesson thai such structures
e unsafe either for fan or poiiti-
ians-
80
1T IS RATHER 81 mad commentary
lu a city Of the size ~ Albuquerque
hat several horses we're frighteuec
'y seeing a ere engine on the publ"
'treets this wecl-.
HARMONY is a swell stuut-but
he mar who attempts 90 Restore har-
between the policeman and the
.hicken thief caught wi.h tho goods
generally gets a swipc iA The Stats.
LET rs make Ei Paso SD attrac-
i've that nobody will ever leave b. Of
This probably Is % stop the cpl
.emic Of suicides IN the Pass city.
So
FIVE THOUSAND rcvoivcrs were
brown into thu Atlantic by Police
commissioner Bingham 20 New YnrS
T. may complete the good work hy
ending some 5.0eo photographs after
he guns.
HAVE THE DIVINITY Professors l
lnbibed hard cider" is the blood !
urdiing query which O. whispered
bout Ia Oberliu o.. following the q
ensational testimony ~ two restaur- !,
nj men accused ofseuing booze. !
ARIZONA WIVES sell mine pros i.
octs for 10000. while their husbands ~
.ork for their living III Paso Her al
ri.
And like az not the $4,000 win go ~
ito q new gown-whiie husband cone p
nues to work Tor a living.
MEMS CLOTHES wiz be loud
year. Green dress suits are eX-
eCted 10 De swaggcr and magenta
and red shirts will take the :
Ishi0nable SET by Storm This ls ar n
.vssion of the sacred RIGHTS of wnmcn
hich viii undoutie "cted
wall of protest
DOES ANY one ka where VI
'ad Of night b. buried Alpine Ata-
niche.
Probably the same place ah are
.ncealed the frtgmcnts resulting
the break of day.-Sln Antonio
yprcss.
II would be a good hins &C. ,ha sun
puld set heavily on the perpetrators
the foregoing
HARRY SCORSE Of Holbrpok has
home with a big cash iu his
49, and q hair-raising tale of "a boar
big as the Standard oil company
llch walked across him while hr
) asleep ON the Apache reservation. a
Scor~e resent- the impufatlon that
O. cash looks IKE % had been made -
q bottle neck Instead of "a bears -
go -
TT WAS announced hY one Of the Il
.nisters 81 "a ucighboring town 70 fcW Is
ago THAT ne would preach nu ~
e. subject OF Hell and Who VIII ~
There, SAYS q Kansas paper Bee Z
be sunday came around Dee received "
tors from Three lAwyerS two mere
two town officials aud an eds
". threateniug 90 sue him fnr sian-
q 90 he mentioned names boz the ais