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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
TOO SWIFT FOR HIM.

The old broker handed the messenger
boy a yellow slip and then pointed 70 the
bronze statue of Mercury which stood on
the desk.
My boy" said the old broker, solemn
Is. do YOU see that statue? Well, that is
Mercury the sWiftest messenger boy ON
record. Now, I want you to take this
message and go as fast as Mercury"
Jimmy shifted his chewing gum and
toyed with the ends of his dog-eared
novel.
''Yer'il have TO excuse me, mister" he
responded, but can't do anything of de
kind In de first place, I've got more
clothes on dan dat lobster and, IN de
second place, if I was caught running
like dat I'd get turned out Of de union.
And then Jimmy wiHkad at the janitoF
and started off at the same old gait.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

The Creek Pueblo operating
n
of
a
Manufacturing
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
CLEVER PARAGRAPHS.
Another Mystery.
Chicago Record-Herald.

William z. Chandler is threatening to
run for governor of New Hampshire next
year. 1t is hard to imagine why Chandler
is willing to quit causing national dis
turbances and confine himself to the bus
mess of stirring up local trouble.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
BOB'S POLITICAL PRINCIPLES.

prominent American politician relates
the following story: Once" he says, Il
told three negroes that I'd give a big tuT-
key to the one who'd give the best rea-
son for his being a Republican.
The first one said: Use a Publican
kase de 'Publcans sot we niggers free.
Very good, Pete said /. Now, Bill,
let me hear from you
Well, Use a Publican kase dey've glib
US a pertective tariff
Fine l exclaimed. Now, Sam, what
have you TO say?
e Boss, said Sam. Use a Publican ksse
l wants dat turkey. "
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

The New York Sun says there is
money in the barber business. There is
also a fine chance to become a fluent
conversatiOnalist. the great advantage
being that the victim has no chance to
interrupt.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
NEW DIVISION OF THE DAY.

To The Salt Lake Herald: If good King
Arthur were alive now and lived where
do IN Salt Lake. he would not again make
the division of the day we were taught in
our school days. He would now divide il
as follows: Eight hours for work, eight
hours for sleep and eight hours for watt
ing for the East Fourth South car.
f. H. II.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

While we cannot say we look for
ward to the end of the Haywood trial
with any deep regret, we must admit
that the papers will look rather lone
some without something on the front
page about it
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

A woman who was badly troubled
with insomnia says she was cured by
having the nurse read Henry James
stories to her. Seems reasonable.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
Now Up to China to Reward Teddy

(New Orleans Times-Democrat)
The mikado has conferred upon Presi-
dent Falheres of France the Order of the
Chrysanthemum. This is probably in re-
turn for the numerous bouquets which
France has handed japan of late.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

Fighting Bob Evans says the
American newspapers are responsible
for all the war talk and that they
should be suppressed. The admiral is
just wee bit ungrateful The news
papers are responsible for lot of fame
he has acquired.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

An eastern surgeon mas repaired a
severed spinal cord. Is it too much to
hope that he will be able to put spines
into spineless politicians?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
The Usual End.
CRaltimore American.

After flying over Manhattan and visit
ing Wall street the Beachey airshp was
wrecked. This is not the first time a
high flyer has come TO grief after trip
to Wall street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

The custom of throwing old shoes
after departing bridal couples is grow
ing obsolete, according to a New York
journal Of society. We suppose the
really proper thing is to throw gold
pieces Of the double eagle variety.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

An English traveller says the most
noticeable thing about Americans is
their eternal desire to break records
Well, why shouldn't we break them?
We certainly have made most of them,
so they are our property.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

President Roosevelt, we are told will
visit King Menelik after his term of
office is over, 1t is hardly necessary
for US to add he will not visit the Har-
rimans.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

Astronomer Hussey says; "Of course
we. keep in touch with the planets and
stars" Speak for yourself, professor,
for most of us have a hard time keep
ing in touch with the things Of this
earth.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

We really wish James Creelman
would speak up and say whether or not
he intends to plunge us into war with
Japan. Jim brought on the war with
Spain, according to his own account.
you will remember
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

Busy now, shall 1 call you?" must
be the response Of the hello girl to peo-
pie who ask for the number of Vice
President Glass of the Pacific States
Telephone company.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
1t Didn't Seem Possible.
(Mnwaukee Sentinel.l

Mr.. barrow is actually succeeding in
showing that Orchard is somewhat worse
than Orchard says he Is
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
what Is a Democrat in Georgia ?
NashviIle Americanl

As between Graves and Griggs the av-
erage Georgia Democrat is a Methodist OF
a Baptist
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

located in Panama. France was bough'
out. Columbia was kicked out, and the
big ditch ordered. Spoooner supported
the administration, and but for him
Morgan might have prevailed.
In the entire history of the Repub-
lican party there can be named no other
man who has fought so many battles
on the floor of the senate for Repub-
lican administrations as John c. Spoon
er, and he never got half thanked for
a single one. Last March Mr. Spooner
resigned his seat and returned to the
practice of his profession. He has two
sons young lawyers, Just admitted to
the bar They have an Office in Wis
consin, and the father has entered it to
give his aid. Another son is of a poetic
and artistic temperament, and it may
be that history will find in this chap.
the youngest, the greatest man of the
family.
OF course. they are going to sheer
that SpOoneF is now a corporation law
yer. If by that they mean a man
learned in the profession and a help to
the court in the administration of JUS
tice. they are exactly right. But that
is not what they mean, They seek to
insinuate that SDoOner will lend him
self to corporations to Cypress the peo-
pie. Why did he leave the senate? If
that is his game, he could have earned
millions in that body. Many was the
day that his absence from the sitting
would have been worth large sums to
special interests; but it is doubtful if
there ever was a senator more regular
in attendance, and it is certain that for
his length of service. no other senator
ever knocked on the head so many jobs
on the private calendar. There were
other senators as honest as he-plenty
of them-but love of detail is a gift
that few men have to the degree that
Spooner has it. There was no real duty
of a senator that he did not love. that
he was not master of, and that he did
not constantly discharge.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

Try the Vienna Walnut Bread. Fresh
every day. Ask your grocer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.
THE METALS.

Silver, 673sc per ounce.
Copper tcasting), 2l&c per pound.
Copper (cathOdes), &c per pound.
Lead, s. ID per 100 pounds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

Vudor Porch Shades and Vudor
Hammocks, 20 per cent off. T. c. NJ.
l. Carpet department.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

Ask for that NEW BREAD at YOU
grocery, Vienna Walnut Bread.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14

SUNDAY at $50 p. m.
Sundays and holidays specials for La
COON at 3 and > p. m.
SIMON BAMBERGER
President and Gen. Mgr.
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We have fallen on times when men
who think they are full and overflow
ing with political virtue that came down
to them from Thomas Jefferson and
Abraham Lincoln, two lawyers-are ac-
tually persuaded that no first-class
lawyer can be an honest man. The fact
is that free government in England and
in America is the invention of lawyers.
If there had never been a lawyer in the
world every country to this day would
be ruled by desDots, or by anarchists.
Government itself is nothing but law,
and that is the best government whose
laws are best observed. Life. liberty
and property have their security in the
law. There are rights inherent and in
alienabie, but to preserve them they
must be intrenched in the law.
There never was a great lawyer who
was not a conservative man John G.
Spooner is a great lawyer and he is a
conservative. His very greatness drew
the shafts of little men, as did Tilden's.
They said that Tilden was a corpora
ton lawyer. SO he was, perhaps the
greatest. They said he was a railroad
wrecker So he was not. He took in
hand railroads that others had wrecked,
reOrganized them, set them on their
feet and made them paying properties.
The Republican party had wrecked our
great political corporation by 1876 Had
they not stolen his job Tilden would
have rescued that too, and we would
have escaped all the agrarian vagaries
of the next preceding double decade.
I appTehend Wisconsin will have
trouble in finding somebody to fill
Spooner's shoes. Villas is the only man
she has whose feet are big enough, and
Villas party is out of fashion in Wis
cOnsin at this time Mr.. Spooner, like
Mr.. Carlisle, will get more satisfaction
out Of the private station. 1t is as
easy to hem a sparrow in the corner
of a worm rail fence as It is TO retain
the confidence of a constituency of the
average American commonwealth.
Cato was beaten for praetOr. The
name of the successful candidate at
that election has escaped my memory.
Copyright by z. w. Newman.)
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BATHING AT SALTAiR

Glorious. Suit. room. key. 25o.
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The Republicans also fought the
needless and inglorious war with Spain,
annexed new territory. and bought
10 000,0 900 AsiatiCs at 81 a head. OF
course, great questions grew out of
these projects and SpOoner was the Re
publican leader of the senate in the de-
bate. Plat of Connecticut helped him
to cut out the legislation; but Spooner
was the man who convinced the senate
of its wisdom. George F. Hoar deliv-
cred a speech in opposition that ranks
with Webster's best efforts, but it fell
on deaf ears. The Republican party
was in the saddle and rode down all re-
calcitrants. Thus the Philippines are
become as much a part of the public
domain as New England or Texas.
About this time John 7. Morgan had
put congress in the notion to construct
the isthmian canal that the country had
been talking about for twenty years.
Mark Hanna marshaled his cohorts and
voted the Nicaraguan route out Then
the United States fomented rebellic7
in sister republic and the canal q
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-14
LAGOON ROAD

Salt Lake & Ogden Railway Co.
Time Table in Effect June 1, 1907
Trains leave Trains leave
l. U
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
new AUTO ROAD
LOvELOCk. TO VERNON
Senator O'Kanc and Others Building
Road for Exclusive Use Of Autos. :
Teams Will Be Kept of BY Prohibl-
tive Toll. Will Make Trip to
Camps Much Pleasanter.

Senator 0'Kane, Mr.. Sanford and
others have about completed an auto
road from Lovelock to Vernon. This
is to be for the use Of Autos only
and will be put in irst-class condition
for travelling with machines. 1t will
be made toll road, 80 that the team,
can be kept off. a
Going out past the Pitt Lane and
the Il. c. Marker residence, the new
road goes to the lett of Lone Noun
tain and keeps directly west until it
strikes the main hills Of the Trinity
Mountains. Then it follows up a
natural pass and crosses the summit
near the stage road at the Halfway
house, and keeps near the other road
down through the Canyon. At the
mouth of the Canyon it takes
straight shoot across the valley into
Vernon. Generally speaking, the
road is series of straight stretches.
with no sharp turns but only long
curves, so that the machines can
make good time without danger of
accident.
A twelve-horse team, with plows
and scrapers, has been working on
! this road for some time and now have
:he grade nearly into Vernon. The
road will be ready for travel as soon
as some surfacing is done.
This will made the ride from Love-
lock To Vernon, via Auto no more
than brief pleasure trip. This road
can be kept smooth and hard and the
chuckholes and dust CT a stage and
freight road avoided. Senator o.
Kane and associates are not build
ing this road with a view to making
money from it, but as a matter Of
supplying a great public need and as
sure the continuation of the travel
to and from the mining camps through
Lovelock. These gentlemen should
be aided in their efforts in every pos
sible way.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01

fight on the Ingalls, case as a pre-
cedent. After several months hear.
ing was finally arranged before the
land Office a. this point and then a.
the hearing was nearing close aft
er session of six weeks, word came
from Washington d. c. that President
Roosevelt had interested himself in
the cases and had ordered a special
investigation in the matter. That
was about three months ago. The
next heard of the matter was when
District Attorney Platt of this city
heard from the special investigation
and now the suits against the railroad
company has been filed. Not only
will Messrs. Maynard and Burch ap-
pear in the suit here but United
States Attorney General Bonaparte's s
name also appears as one of the at.
torneys.
The defendants in the case are cit.
ed to appear in the district court
here on the first Monday in December
to answer in the case.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
new NEARBY STRIKE
EAST OF RESERVOIR
]. r. Bunch. Chris Beck, Charley
Carpenter and Others Secure
Locations In New District.

Another discovery of gold bearing
rock has been made in the hills east
of the big rive reservoir, This time
ii is on the eastern slope of the hills,
next to the Carson sink valley. To
reach ii you 20 up the canyon that
runs directly east from toe reservoir
continuing past the late find of Mr.,
Oates. on over the summit to the new
strike.
Assays have been obtained from a
ledge twelve to fifteen feet wide,
which show average values of $3S 81
per ton. This strike is about fifteen
miles southeast Of Lovelock ard with
SO great a width Of ledge and so close
in should be Of considerable value to
the lucky holders,
The eige has been traced for con-
siderable distance and Is rapidly I'M
proving in appearance with each foot
sunk upon it, Mr.. Bunch and assoc
iates secured only a limited number
of claims. thinking it better for The
camp to leave q chance for others 10
secure some of the ground, rather
than have it held by few.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
STATE AUDITOR
nate Rolf DEAD
Died In Reno Sunday Night as Re-
suit Of Recent Accident.
Was Pioneer Of the State and One
Of Its h0nored Citizens Lou
Henderson of Elko Appointed
His Successor.

AS the result of an accident where
in both his legs were broken. State
Auditor Nate Rolf died in Reno Sun
night. He seemed to be recovering
rapidly from the ininry to his limbs,
but Sunday developed symptoms Of foth-
er complications, which four physl-
clans could not conquer, and passed
away. An autopsy showed death to
have been from puncture of the
bowels.
Governor Sparks has appointed
Lou Henderson of Elko, former War,
den of the peuitentiary, to succeed
him in Office.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
IS RICHER Than
The MOHAWK
High Grade from the fsl'ylew ExCIteS
Admiration Ol Many.
Specimens Show M,t'e than Hall
Their Weight In Co n.-WiIl As
say Three Humid, I'd Thous-
and to TIN.

l.. A. Friedman, WIN has recently
returned from a triD East, mis- wife
accompanying him, hla stirred up the
admiration of mining men in this Vi
cinity by bringing CIT more speci-
mems of high grade fidm the native
treasure vaults of ths Fairview mine.
Tuesday night he returned from a
trip out to the mine bringing in a
large sack of samples from the vari-
Gus levels at which the ledge has
been cut, down to 400 feet. In all
OF these the free gibl is profusely
visible and these samples have been
the admiration of all no beheld them
and the people have ~ en- going in a
continuous line to and from Crum-
packer L. Sims Office where they are
on display, to look at she rock that
is more than half gold
ASSAYS $300,0E TO TON.
Mr.. Sims has lar.s pocket speci-
men of especially fna ore. 1t is as
large as a mans list and is easily
more than half its Wright in gold.
This was taken frtn the 300-foot
level and Mr.. Friedn an offers to bet
any man a new suit If clothes that an
assay of that sample will go $780,
600 to the ton. rom where this
specimen was taken high grade is
Is inches wide and terms to be get.
ting wider the deeper they go.
RICHER THAN TIN MOHAWK.
A prominent Mining expert has
lately been examih rg the Fairview
and after having baepa through the
famous Mohawk aid seen its riches
he stated to Mr.. Frl eeman that the
Fairview was far lh cad of the Mo.
hawk in richness ami extent of high.
grade ore.
RICH SAMPLES FROf klNDERG ARTEN
Mr.. Friedman ais brought in a
specimen of the kindergarten ore
which will average $500 per ton and
is from large veia On the 230 foot
level. These specimens are not from
any particularly new strike but are
as simple reminders that the Sever
Troughs district ha., within its bord
ers as rich ore as any camp in The
State.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
Always " as Sick.

When a man says hs always was sick
troubled with cough that lasted all win
ter-what would you min II he should say
-he never was sick 81 ice useing Ballard 8
Horehound Syrup. Slch a man exists.
Mr.. j. {. Clark, DEM or, Colorado, writes
"For years was troubled with severe
cough that would last all winter. This
cough left me in IN SCRABBLE condition. |
tried ballard's Horeb nln1 Syrup and have
not had sick day since. That's what 1t
did for Iue." Sold by Lorelock Pharmacy.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
RECEIVED $4,000
PAID OUT $1,000
Al First National Bank LOYelOCk In
Mondays Business.
No Fear of Stability Of Lovelocks 3
Financial lnstitutiOn-h0t a
Business Man Withdrew
Funds.

That the business men of Lovelock
have every confidence in the Finan-
cial Institution of Il town was in
dicated last Monday in the fact that
upon that day, the first to open after
the shutdown because Of the Cover
nor's proclamation. there was not to
exceed $500 withdrawn from the
Bank, while the days deposits a.
mounted to $4,000. Nothing like a
run" indicated in those figures, is
there?
The bank was fully prepared, how
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01

ever for anv emergency. Gold and
currency was piled in great stacks
on the table bac,; of the Cashier
window, 30 that aiyene who might
demand their dep )si Is could be ac-
commodated witho,L delay. But all
this preparation seemed to have been
needless, for not over half a dozen
demanded their Deposits, and the
total amount paid cut in that way
would not exceed $500.
Although Covert or Sparks had Us
sued proclamato or continuing the
banking holiday f,r another week,
the barks of the State paid little at
tention to ii, all resuming business,
excepting the Stat Iank and Trust
Company, which is still closed, pend
ing the Strengthening out of its af-
fairs by State Batk Examiner Miller
and the officers ane directors of the
Corporation.
Nevada has witlsl ood the fnan-
cial storm remarkably we'll and We
consider that Love ock may be proud
in the knowledge Il at The First Nat.
ional Bank of this ou is as substan-
tial as any in the Safe.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
A HARD DEBT TO PAY.

II owe debt of gratit ide that can ney-
or be paid off. writes G. S. Clark, of Vest
field, Iowa, "for my rescue from death, by
DIR. Kings New Discovery. Both Lungs
were so seriously affected that death
seemed Imminent, when commenced
taking New Discovery. The ominous dry,
hacking cough quit before the first bottle
Was used, and two more bottles made a
complete cure Nothing has ever equal
ell New discovery for coughs, colds and all
throat and lung complaints. Guaranteed
by Lovelock Pharmacy, bOcts and $l.00.
Trial bottle free.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01
BE Charitable

to your horse as well as to yourself. You
need not suffer from pains Of any sort
your horses need not suffer. Try a bottle
Of Ballar,ls Snow Linment. 1t cures all
pains. J. NJ. Roberts. Bakersfield. Mo.
writes: II have Used your Liniment ftr
ten years and find il To he the besi have
ever used for man or beast Sold 10y
Lovelock Pharmacy.
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01

The firm Of Crumpacker 4 Sims
have received their new Stanley
Steamer and its a dandy. too. Now
they can take you to inspect real Es-
tate through the valley or mines in
Lovelock tribune. (Lovelock, Nev.) 1898-1912, 1907-11-01

adjacent camps in quick time at short
notice.
The machine is 2o.horse power
steamer, which means nearly double
the same horse power in gasoline at
this elevation. The trial trips so far
run have proven extremely satisfac-
tory, and the srm are highly pleased
with their purchase.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-13
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

y B-F0ll0Wing schedule hgJres published only a.
information and are not guaranteed.
% a. m--Dauyills and way stations
= 3 q. m.-HarTis0nbmg and way stations.
80 a. m--sleepers and coaches 70 Atlanta and
New ORLEANS. Dining Car.
|l0o a, m--Sleepers and coaches 70 Columbia.
Savannah, and Jacksonville Dining Car
80 D m.-Sleepers and coaches % Atlanta and
Columbus, Ca. sunset Route Tourist Sleeper %
San Francisco tFi-weeKly.
fi6l p. m.-HarrisbuTg and was stations.
40 ?. R--Charottesyille, WaHeHtoD, aId vas
stations
Sis p m.-Southern's Palm Limited. Solid Pull
nan 70 Aiken. Augusta Savannah. Jacksonyills. and
St Augustus. Sleeper bi-weeky 70 Charleston.
Dining Car
$50 ?. m.-sleeuers and coaches 20 Charlotte. Co
lun.bia. and Augusta slsepers weekdays % Pine
hurst Dining Car
-l015 2. m-Sleepers and coaches via Lyncd5urs
and BRISTOL 10 Chattanooga, Memphis. and New
Orleans Dining Car
no p Mes YORK and New Orleans Limited
Solid Pullman TO Ashevills. Atlanta Birmingham.
and New Orleans. Club and Observation Cars. Dln-
ing Car
N0te-'Daiy. Weekdays
Through trains from the South arrive Washington
rs SIS. and s.05 a. n. 80 So SIS. 1I-3o. and
Il 40 p. N. daily, aud lo.i5 D. M. except Mondays.
Local u.s. from HarrisOnburz. Il $ a. n. week
days and d ,. n. daily; from Charlottesville. SIS
a. n. daily.
Frequent trains to and from BEusmout
Ticket Ofsces 7J5 18th ST., 81 Pa Ave, and
Pennsylvania station
C. Il ACKERT S. Il. HARDWICK.
'. p. gen. Mgr. Pass Traf Mgr
u. II. TAYLOE. l. S. BROWN,
Gen. Pass AT GeHl AR-