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New-York tribune., 1907-10-03
MWDgORN R0WER

BIOS T OH AER AER PoENTs eH2I syB q
River. I.v- Pier IL. y. r. IT. Warren 81,
week days and SundayA $50 .. m IS p. n,
commencing oct Ith). Strs. PRISCILLA and
Puritan. Orchestra on each.
NORWICH LINE. for New London, Nor
wich. Worcester. Lv- Pier 30. " r.. II
Clarksor St. week days only. 3 .. n: Pier
20 z. r., n T 22d St $50 D m Strs
Chester ". Chaplin and City OF lowell
NEW HAVEN LINE. for New Haven and
North. Leave Pier 90. East River. week
days only. 2,45 o m: foot East I'D ST.
3 ?. n. Steamer Richard Peck
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IOST-BANSR SROOKS.
LOST or STOLEN. book No 574. O4O
OF the German Savings Bank in the City
of New York, corner 4th ave. and l4th st,
issued to Jessie BOyce. All persons are
cautioned against negotiating the same. II
not returned to the bank on the nth day OF
October. 1907. a duplicate will be issued.
LOST-Banlxbook No. 432 s67. Bank for
Savings, $50 4th ave, New York Pay
nent stopped. Please return book 10 bank
LOST.-Bankbook No. $4,000. Bank for
Savings. $50 4th ave. New York. Pay
ment stopped. Please return book to bank.
LOST or STOLEN N--Bankbook No 500 ,OOl
OF the Emigrant Industrial Savings Bank
Payment stopped. Please return book to
bank. No. - Chambers st.
LosT.-Bankbook No ess GAL. Bank for
Savings 2s0 4th ave, New York, Pay
rnent stopped. Please return book 20 bank.
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CAFE, fine corner on Broadway Brooklyn
only $1,000 cash required; investigate
this is great bargain. Apply 20 Nc
Donald-Wiggins Co. 257 broadway
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Specials il toilet Articles

Borated Violet Tslcurl Powder
Regularly IL ....-................
I.imit-TWO-
Fairy Soap-regularly e. cake. 8
Limit SIX Cakes
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OLD GOLD AND SILVER

OLD GOLD. silver and precious stones
bought at highest market value: made
into new articles or exchange for new jew
elry OF japanese goods at Nj. +. Topper
factory Al West 35th 81.
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$500 Table Cloths.

Pure Hnen-s-,0 size-wide H $. hem
me patterns-Austrian silver bissch-nc
cotton which passes elsewhere for Aus
trian linen, but genuine linen
Llmit-One.
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oLn noMlglNM LINE,

COOKS AROUND THE WORLD PARTIES
Both annual eeries. Programs
THos. COOK & SON, 245 and 1900 Bway.
eAo Madison ave. 5e9 9Th ave. ". Y.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-03

Hold zoo 10 500 ca-cS-sevsraI stvles.
plain or decorated leatherette or clos
finish binding-gresn. red. blue. black
L.init-TWo.
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RELIEF FROM TREASURY.

The market closed steady,
New-York tribune., 1907-10-03
SUITS at ls.9a; worth $500

Splendidly tailored Suits OF Broadcloths
Cheviots and Serges-black and fashion
able coiors-1tted or semi-ftted coats
satin lined
New-York tribune., 1907-10-03
CONTINUING
The Great Fall Salel
Another Series of Remarkable Early Season Offerings
Following Are for To-day
No Mail or Telephone Orders
sl.es Velvet Eats
WOmen's 50 c.. Drawers

Cambric-deep umbrella ruf1es with wide
edge and insert of hne fancy lace ana siX
tucks-other styles with emb'y.
Limit-TWC.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-03
sl.2S Renaissance Scsrfs..... ::
sf.4e Fleece Blankets pair.

isx50-ricn designs in hand-mad> Re-
aaissancs-3-piec Union linen centres.
Limit-Two-
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Is CT. Postal Albums 4

Mere 2 d-frjlled-blacS, whi,e. colors
Limits YARDS
New-York tribune., 1907-10-03

Thick and vEm-.x-ra keAvy feeced-
liz size for large beds-white and col
orsd-sancy borders.
IInit-Tvo Pa.V
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20

two hundred a year; I'm sick of the
srtiticiality and humbug; want to live
and"
And what's the name OF the girl p
interrupted his friend Mr.. Seamore
put his foot thoughtfully on a pile Of
shirts Ia order to press them down"
isn't V rather a pity to talk rot3" he
said.
MY dear old chap" said the Hon.
Charles Duguid, when a man tries to
whistle musical comedy and breaks
away int the National Anthem, draw
my conclusions When a man sudden
iy announces his intention of clearing
of to India within forty-etght hours on
a years contract with a tea planter, It
means enc OF two things 1t means the
man Is broke or he's gone a cropper in
the Matrimonial States
TN broke" said Seamore. shortly.
II know that, Bobbie,~ said the Hon.
Chssrles lightly. Bobbie Seamore had
given him so many lickinxs at Harrow
that they could afford to be rude to one
another. -Yeu are always broke. You'll
always bS In the Same condition Some
how can't imagine you with money In
your pocket. II wouldn't seem respec-
table. But you amt such a fool as to
GO abroad on that account Ergo-par.
DON the classic refsrsncs-I ask again
who's the gtriTT
Ergo. you can go on ssting.- said
BobSio Seamors. And DOW wen &c
and have E~us grub"
And be tossed new pair Of patent
heather boots into thu corner OF tina
room for tbs landlsdy's benefit. becauss
be wouldna want patent leather boot,
again
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20

tect him from some threatened VIC
lence. "Show your teeth, Abraham"
The mouth opens, disclosing a Jag
ged-edged crater
Feel his seconds"
The grandmother Is personlfied will
power. and the teacher unwillingly ad-
vances a finger, which is seized and
rubbed across the mouth of the cavern
and then tossed back as of no further
use in this world OF the next
Don't he look six with those sec
onds?"
Nevertheless she is told she must
bring better evidence of the boys age.
A silver cup, supposed to be present
ed at his christening in Russia and en-
graved with date and name, was I'M
swathed from its wrappings, and trl-
umphantly exhibited to the teacher as
evidence in behalf OF the claims of the
next applicant
The teacher takes the loving-cup and
admires it generously. 1t is a bit bat
tered and shows its long journeyings.
How do know" she says. patting
tow head that accompanies, the cup
that this is Moritz?7
The mother looks at her with the ex-
preston Of one who wrestles with Grass
ignorance. There is the cup, and here
Is Moritz. She tries to explain in bro
ken English, but the teacher is fright
fully stupid. She cannot make her
understand, and finally goes away to
get a birth certificate.
The various documents brought for
ward and presented 60 the teachers for
inspection during registration form a
curious collection. Passports. birth GER
tlncates, certificates OF vaccination,
written or printed In Yiddish, Russian.
Hebrew, Hungarian. appear among
them. Obviously, the lingual accom-
plishments OF the teachers of the New
York public schools must be OF an I'M
usual kind.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20

In certain Denver church on
Thanksgiving day a bright new half
dollar was noticed In the aisle by
woman in one of the pewk She was
wondering how she'd get 1t. and glanc-
ing around to see II her discovery had
been noticed. she saw q woman direct
ly behind her looking at the coin. The
first woman feared the second would
"beat her to It," 80 she put her hand
over her mouth and whispered:
"How shall get that half dollar
Just dropped"
"You didn't drop that. dropped
It" replied the other.
The women were both wondering
how to get the half dollar when a man
came along with the contribution box.
AS he offered her the box a woman
across the aisle from the other two
said to him:
Il just dropped half dollar on the
floor. Would you be so kind as to
hand It to mer rrt
The man picked 1t up and gave it to
her. The other two women, although
they are neighbors, haven't spoken to
each other since.-Denver Post
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
8 TIE y
:. INCIDENTAL MUSIC
SCENE THE FIRST.

He tossed a collar box with surpris-
ing accuracy from the chest Of drawers
into the capacious Gladstone that lay
on the bed, and whistied, why Do
They Call Me Gibson GirlY'
The collar box was followed by vari-
Gus other useful articles, and the Glib
son Girl" shaded Off almost impercepti-
bly, into the National Anthem.
Its the Incidental music that
like" said his friend, who was smoking
a pipe in the only armchair in the room,
and resting his feet with amlabls free
dom ON the dressing table.
Robin Seamore, known to his friends
as "Bobbie," started guiltily, switched
off the National Anthem, and whistled
the "Gibson Girl" with tremendous
gusto.
You'll be glad to get out OF Eng
land7" said the other.
Rather"
81 wonder whyY''
Mr.. Seamore frowned. "I'm sick of
frock coats and top hats" he said Pm
sick Of London drawing rooms. and pre-
tending to be a tremendous swell on
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
Illness rht.s Each Hair.

japanese physician has been con.
Quoting a series OF experiments to as
certain whether the growth Of the hu-
man hair Is affected by serious illness
as is the case with the nails-snd
some seemingly remarkable results
have been brought to light by his In
vestigatSons
He has discovered. for instance. that
every serious Illness has a marked
effect In diminishing the thickness of
the individual hairs, and by micro
scopic examinations he claims to be
able to tell whether an illness has re-
Gently taken place and to give its dura-
ton.
According to the theories of this
Japanese doctor the Illness has the
effect Of making the hair thinner along
a part Of It's length and the length OF
the thin portion indicates the length of
time thu patient has been Ill. 1t is
suggested that this fact. II It's truth can
be proved, may have importance In a
question of Identification.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
GETTING INTO SCHOOL.

The registering of the names Of new
primary pupils for the coming school
year was in progress in New York's
largest school, as a representative of
the New York Sun entered The law
prohibits a child from becoming
wage-earner before reaching the age OF
IA years. and forbids their admission
TO the public schools before they are 6
years old. These rules are disliked by
many of the East Side parents and
attempts are often made to evade that
relating to school age by adding to
the years of the youngsters when they
are brought to the scnoolhouse. The
teachers are required to explain, over
and over again, that a child who has
Just passed a fifth birthday is not yet
years old, although the social CON
ventions OF the East Side hold to the
contrary.
"How old?" the teacher asks the
mother of a tiny girl who is clinging
to her skirts
Conscience and desire struggle. FL
nally the mother says, hOarsely, and
II is necessary to lean forward a little
TO hear:
IT can't tell lie was born in
Wien"
Just why birth in the Austrian capt.
tai should be put forward in such a
predicament she does not say. and the
teacher, used to weird statements does
not ask. She keeps to the subject at
hand.
"You mean she is not 6 YETI"
A last ray Of hope is evident in the
Forthcoming whisper.
Not yet, but she will be soon"
The teacher shakes her head. and
weeping mother and Misunderstanding
child are obliged to seek the kinder
garten, which to the East slider means
a waste of time and effort Mere
play" they say, contemptuously. II
want the child to go to school,"
The next applicant was a small boy
who came alone. Evidently, he had
been well tutored In nemorizing what
was thought most essential.
where do you live, dear?" asked
the teacher.
sixth"
you mean you are 81"
sixth"
"Are you vaccinatedT
sixth"
Born In this countryT
"Sixth."
Judgment OF no undecided character
descends upon his Undated mop OF
hair.
You go home and get birth certif-
cate and a vaccination paper before
you come back"
OF the next, who was accompanied
by his grandmother, the teacher OBJ
served. "But he certainly looks less
than g."
"Ach. and his gray-haired grand
mother drew him forward as II TO pro
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
ONE OF MANS LIMITATIONS.
He Can Not BE Careless About the
Way He Wears HIS Hat.

Way He Wears His Hat.
There are things, it is a comfort to
know, which even a man cannot do,
and a man is supposed to be able to
do almost anything. Now a novelist
may put his heroine's hat on her head
at any angle he chooses-it Is ene OF
the few privileges Of womanhood-and
leave her not a bit less charming or
dignified, but. l defy him to put his
heros hat at a rowdy angle over his
ear at a crucial point In his career
and leave him still herOic
The Achilles heel Of a man is his
hat. He must guard that as he does
his reputation. for 1t is at once his
strength and weakness. 1t would hurt
an archbishop-and an archbishop
necessarily stands for all that is good
and great-less in the eyes of the pub
lie to commit a crime than to wear
his hat on the back of his sacred head
real back and so exhibit himself
to his distressed diocese. He may
have all the known virtues and many
that are not known, but even an arch
bishop cannot with impunity defy con-
vention. Still, If he is so inclined,
why should not a great and good man
wear his hat over his nose without Gre
ating unfavorable comment? The fact
is he cannot. He Is ruled by conven-
ton and convention is the red tape Of
society.
The cast iron laws OF fashion, which
Is only another name for convention,
are such that If the greatest man in
England were to walk with all his &C
customed dignity from the marble arch
to the bank with a trailing peacock q
feather attached to the band Of his i'm
maculate silk hat he would be followed
by mob In two seconds and by the
time he reached We're street the out
ragged majesty Of the law would take
him into custody as suspicious char
acter-Putnam's Monthly.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20

why don't you cad to hiny' she
smile twitchinx at the cocners 81 her
mouth
Because I've only got three minutes
left, and l want no one here bat you
be said, bluntly.
In some queer way the moment Of
embarrassment had passed
Each felt It Each understood
you must get in, sir" said the
guard.
Right you are, guard said Bobbie
Seamore, almost cheerfully.
$50 you came out TO see me of at
this unearthly hour" he added taking
the girls two hands.
Eyes, and wasn't in bed till
o'clock"
1t was amazingly easy to talk lightly
now. Even separation Is a small thing,
when one understands
Oficious porters were banging car
rage doors
Il have signed contract for year."
be said, in a crisp, decided way. AT
the end of that time 1 shall come back
to you. VIII you waltz"
YES" she said, clearly and without
hesitation. 81 shall wait for you to
come back"
Then he took Off his travelling cap
and bent down
you must kiss me-" he said
She held up her lips, and her eyes,
though wet, shone with happiness.
you were very wicked to let the
thought of my money come between
u.s." she whispered
The train gave Jerk and he sprans
in.
you must stand away now, miss"
said the guard. kindly.
He had gone
She stood on the platform, waving
handkerchief, until the train had turn
ed the bend and she could no longer
see him.
Then she turned away.
Charley Duguid was standing there,
with look of qulzzlcal amusement on
lis good-natured face.
But he didn't tease her. He had too
much tact And she understood that he
had kept away from the platform de-
signedly.
shall l see you homer" he asked
mo, thank you l should like to be
quite alone,- she replied And again
he understood
May l congratulate your
She looked at him with glowing eyes.
"Yes, you may congratulate me. and I
must thank YOU" she said. Listen"
A battalion Of the Guards, setting
out on route march. were passing the
station, and the drums and fires were
playing The Girl I Left Behind Me-"
Isn't it q lovely old tuner" she
said. And her eyes filed with tears.
1T is the incidental music" he re-
piled, with a smile.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
SCENE THREE

"You hereY' said the man
ayes, 1'm-I'm here" replied the girl,
TREMENDOUSLY.
The place was Victoria Station, the
hour was ten minutes short OF q
O'Clock in the morning, and the boat
train was almost ready to start
you came to see me ofr?" be asked
She nodded at was unzind OF you
not to
BE looked at her wistfuily, eagerly,
as If be were trying to read her Inner
most thoughts.
-1 thought it best to 60" he said IN
der his breath.
-And without saying a word OF good
byr she whispered in voice that was
so nearly choking that he clutched at
the little glcved hand and pressed 1t.
Did she really care for him after all 7
There's Mr.. Duguid." she said Hes
looking for you"
Mr.. Duguid was doing his best not to
find his friend He had hurried down
to the station-a trifie late, according
to habit-but ON seeing the smartly clad
girls figure beside that OF Seamore, he
turned away and looked for his friend
on tho wrong platform
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
OUR HIRED MAN.

There nsvsr was, since time began
A bigger shirk than ear hired man.
kerlnsses amt one-half as slow.
When he sets out row TO hoe
he takes a mornin' to a rev.
But when he sets to dinner, why,
You never ssen a man 50 spry.
Hs covers ground like some old Govt
A week Is what we must allew
For each blamed acre that he'll plough.
Bvt when It's time to feed
He'll have the record broke for speed.
When in the medder pitchin' hay
He'll loaf one-hnlf the liveiong day.
'.Too hot fer work. Is what he'll say.
But when to grub he drors his seat
It amt too hot fer him to cat
In winter time he amt much good,
1t gifts too cold fer sawin' wood
He wants to have that understood.
But dinner time the colds all right
1t jest gives him an appetite.
When corn's to shuck or seeds to drop
Or when we're harvestin' the crop
He allus thinks it's time to stop
But meal times that don't 90 bit,
BY shucks he never wants to quit
Chicago News
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
Wanted Ne Appeal.

A man who was rich enough 10 af~
ford It fell sick and In due time his
family doctor called a consultation. Az
ter the conferees had taken several
snifters and a smoke over 1t, they de-
cided as the first named hoped. and he
went into the sick room and reported.
He said: I'VE are unable to agree az
this time as to whether or not your
trouble is constitutional. but" ..Doc-
tor" interrupted the patient, as he
raised himself ON his elbow and swore
a few lines, you don't nean to tell me
1 have to take this to the Supreme
Court to be decidedY"-Sait Lake Tri.
bune.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
SCENE TWO

It was the same afternoon The Hon
Charles Deguid had LEFT his ehum to
finish his packing, and, arrayed IN all
the panopfy suitable for an afternoon
call, was taking tea at the residence of
Sir Philip Farebrother, the most cele-
brated Of present-day engineers
Lady Farebrother was out" and he
was being entertained by Phyllis.
Phyllis was seated at the plano, play
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
Human Nature.

ION. how rich he isl'' sighed the
pauper. II wish l wuz him."
your wish shall be granted" said
the genie, suddenly appearing. do you
mean til"
NO. no." cried the pauper, hastily.
Just let me be me with his money
Philadelphia Press.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
A Base Libel.

"Yes." said Tess, "he proposed to
me last night"
''The ideaw exclaimed JeS "On his
knees, l suppose?
"Oh. you mean thing l was not 4!
At least-not until afterward- Phil
adelnhia Press
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
."@~-

Maecenas finances the venture and when you get homo
you can write $4,000 book and go 100000 lee
ure tour AS your Arctic experience has fitted to
live shoe strings and candle ends this wealth.
Financially pole hunting is bound to become and
more attractive Wireless telegraphy will soon permit
explorer to fash home hairifng dispatches at the
rate of $50 syllable-Boston Transcript
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20

In a certain large and busy ONCE
downtown there are five telephone
booths. and 1t takes a good deal OF the
time OF one office boy to answer the
many calls During rush hours, indeed.
these calls are almost incessant, and
when the duty Of attending 10 them
was assigned TO a new boy the other
day he got Into trouble right away.
BEFORE answering a call be learned that
the party at the other end was the
wife Of one of the members Of the
firm. He called this member out Of
his Office and told him his wife want
ed TO speak to him on the phone. The
member. approaching the booths, asked.
(which one?" I'm sure don't know.
sir" replied the boy. II didn't know
you had more than one" -Philadelpbla
Record.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20

his committee asked the government the Pres
dent to adopt the plan, and that the govern
ment has snubbed the President and refused adopt
1t the situation remains exactly what 1t before
These smpffed fellows can't spell themselves and II
grieves them to know that anybody do They
pretend to like code Of spelling but that is only
a bluff What they trying to do is to make good
spoilers abandon their ways and thus bring about
state OF anarchy then they will get up and claim to be
good spoilers anybody. 1t does not likely
that they will succeed Good spoilers naturally proud
of their accomplishment and do not think any of them
will be bamboozed into abandoning 1t for the benefit
of any person who has difficulty in spelling well-Kan-
City World.
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20
VANISHING FORESTS.

e. I: =
the Pacific Northwest nearly two hundred
{GTa l thousand men employed in cutting down
fWl II 4 the last primeval forests Of this country
k2Av4 and slicing these stately armies Of spruce
INM%MNB and fir and cedar into 5,000000000 feet Of
t&9HeE-E lumber and 6OO0OO0OO0 shingles every
year.
This timbered the richest natural treasure OF
the American continent, compared with which the gold
mines Alaska and Nevada OF picayune value for
this and for coming generations.
1t is wonderfully rich treasure that according to
Ralph D. Pane in Outing, Its squandering
1t like drunken spendthrfts A billion feet of lumber
is wasted every year enough to build hundred thou
sand comfortable American homes.
1t is characteristic of Western and methods that
the ways OF logging In the East should have been flung
aside crude and slow. The giant timber OF the Wash
ngton forests the slopes of the Cascades is not hauled
by teams RATED down rivers. Steam has made OF
logging business which devastates the woods with In
credible speed system and ardor.
The logging camps of the Cascades differ as strikngy
the numbering centers of northern New England
the electric gold dredges Of the Sacramento Valley con
trast with the placer dggngs OF the Fortyniners In
other words the the need of preserving the for
ess the greater is the American ingenuity for turning
them into cash as fast as possble.-New York Sum-
Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-07-20

When a strong, healthy man gets a
severe pain. he is sure he is nearer
death than the invalid who loafs
around the edge Of the grave contln-
ually.