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The Washington times., 1907-11-24
NEWS OF FRATERNAL. SOCIETIES
BALTIMORE COUNCIL
VISITS NATIONAL UNION

State. War. and Navy Council met
Tuesday evening last at Pythfan Tenn
pie. Considerable business of import
ance was transacted. Addresses were
made by C. +. Mallard. OF National
Capital Council, No Az, and Friends
Biddis, Green, Morrison, and Kennedy.
4 reception was given by Congress
sional Council. No. SO, National Union,
at typographical Temple. Wednesday
evening last 10 d delegation from Bal
ttniort representing Roger &. fancy
Counc.i No. $50 The attendance was
unusus ily large. The degree team OF
the National Union club gave one cf
the best TtnditiOns Of the ritual I'm the
initiation Of several candidates ever
witnessed In this Jurisdiction.
A banquet followed and President
Halpenny acted as toastnaster. and
a.ter a cordial welcome TO the as
sembled GUT SITS, introduced Charles +.
Hencler * president Of the cabinet. as
tho first speaker. The GIee Club sang
verses Of welcome, written FOR the oc-
cazion by I'd Muth. W. T. Campbell,
ex-prcsident Of the cabinet Of the Bal
time jurisdiction, responded. The SYM
phcny Quartet gave TWO selections and
The Rev. Charles Alvin Smith spoke
4 large number OF members were
present at Scott Council, No. 45s. hall
last Thursday evening, when the degree
team Of the National Union Club gave
the ritual Remarks were made by
Elmer johnson and Frank z. Ferguson.
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n. S. D. A. R. CHAPTER
SEES hINUET DANCED

The Martha washington Chapter n.
5. D. a. r., OF which Mrs. Jefferson II.
MilisaPs is regent. held an open meet
Ing tn the white parior Of the Ebbitl
House on Tuesday. November 19 at {
O'Clock 1t was largely attended By the
D. A r. and other friends OF the chap
ter. A special feature Of the evening
was the dancing OF the minuet in colo
NAL costumes by the Trenton Princeton
Society Of the Children Of the American
Revolution. The dancers were Miss
Helen Lockwood. Miss Dorothy Don
naliy. Miss Annie Howell, Miss Nan
geffers, and Wiuet ThOfeld, Harold
Kress, Clarence Rice and Jean Thomp-
son Dinger.
Among those taking part in the pro-
gram were Miss Helen Lockwood. Mrs.
Pepper. Prof Alden. Mrs Cotton.
Miss Emory, Miss Nan Jeners and Miss
Annie Howell.
Among those present were Mrs Mill
saps, Mss Peck, Miss Woodbury. mrs
r. NJ Johnson. Miss Ellen Love Miss
aeDecca Love. Miss Almcda Love Miss
Higgins. Miss Macdonald Miss Beton.
Miss Prentiss, Miss MilIiEen, Mrs. Mil
ligen, Miss Emory, Miss Bryant Mr.
and Mrs. Wallace, Air. and Mrs Robin
son, Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Johnston. Mrs.
keun0n, Miss RennJlis. Mrs Pepper.
Mrs. Dinger. Mrs. lockwood. Mrs JEFF
fers. Mrs. Rice, Mrs. Scho1eId. Mrs.
Donnauy, Mrs. Kress Mr. and Mrs.
Harrison. Prof. Alden, Mrs Alden.
Miss Alden and Colonel and Mrs Col
son.
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CHESAPEAKE AND OHIO ny.

400 P. Nc. & O. Limited. Daily Fast
vesubule train Pullman sleeFars 70 Lex
ington. Louisville. Cincinnati Indianapolfs
Chicago and St Louis. Connection Tor
Virginia Hot Springs. Pullman Car Louis
vile % Memphis and New Orleans Dining
Cars. "a carte service.
~ 10 p. Nj. +. Y. LIMITED. Daily
Solid vestibule train Pullman sleepers T.
Cincinnati Lexington, and Louisville
Compartment sleeping car TO virginia Hot
Springs week days Dining Cars A Ia
carte service Pullman sleepers Cincinnati
% chicago and st Louis. and Louisville 10
Memphis Nashville and New Orleans
Reservations and tickets at Chesapeake and
Ohio Offices. 5l3 pennsylvania ave: COS Isth
st. near +; and New Union station. Tele-
phone. Main SiS0. Tor Pennsylvania r ~
Cab Service. and Main 1855 or 2206 foi c. & o.
ticket OLlce. nO16-tf
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

n BIZ oilcWius schedule figures published
sniy az Information and not guaranteed
go A. A-Dauvills and way stations
= % A. A--Harrisonbu=g and way stations.
So a A.-SleepsTs ana coaches 70 AtlanL.,
ana New Orleans. Sleeper IL COIunb-s. Ca
Dining Car
~ 20 A. M--Slespers and coaches 70 Co
lumbla. Savannah. and Jacksonville Dining
car.
fs-ol p. A--Harrisouburg and way stations
40 ?. A.-CEaTlOIIesyilie, Warrsnton, and
way stations
Sis ?. M.-Sleepers and coaches 20 Atlanta
Sunset Route Tourist Sleeper 10 san Fran
ciEcO tTi-weekIy
ss;so P. M--sleepers ard coaches to Char
iotte, Columbia Aiken. AID augusta Din
ing Car.
'10.l5 p. M.-Sleepers and coaches (via
Lynchburg and BristoD 70 Chattanooga
Memphis. ana New Orleans. Dining Car.
'u.O0 z. M--NeW York and New Orleans
Limited. Solid Pullman % AsheviIIs At
lanJa, birmingham. and New Orleans Din
Ing Car. Club and Observation Cars
Note-.paily. fWeek days.
C h ACEERT, 8 Il HARDWICK
v. p. s q. II. N
". h TAELOE. G.P.A- L S. BROWN. GA
aol-ff
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CHECK TO PERJURY
IN DIVORCE CASES

CHICAGO. Nov 23.-WhoIesale per-
Jury. which has fiourished in Chicago
70 an extent that has made this city
the hub of the divorce mill of the world,
was given an abrupt check yesterday
when Judge Waiker held Thomas J.
Hoops. son OF millionaire W. H Hoops,
of Drexel boulevard, and Frank J. Con-
over, Of Tourney street. formerly a pri-
vaue detective. TO the grand jury on the
charge Of giving perjured testimony IN
the suit which resulted in the granting
or divorce to Hoops last June from
Jessie W. Hoops, an actress.
Before ordering the men committed,
Judge Walker nullifled the decree
granted last June by Judge Windes,
which the former had signed because Of
the alleged perjured testimony.
Hoops and COnover were held in the
custody OF bailiffs in the court room for
an hour, at the end of which time the
elder Hoops arrived and signed bonds
OF $500 for each.
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FARRAGUT RELIEF CORPS
HAS ANNUAL INSPECTION

The hall at PIC Pennsylvania avenue
southeast, was crowded with the Off
GERS and members Of Farragut Relief
Corps. NO. 5. WOman'5 Relief Corps,
and visiting members from Burnside,
Lincoln. Thomas. and other corps. Tues
day night 1t was the annual inspec-
ton, and the department president, Mrs.
Isabel WorTell Ball, and staff were the
guests. The department inspector, Mrs.
Mamie @. Davis, commended the corps
on the good work fl has done last year,
and enjoyable talks We're made by Mrs
Ball Mrs. Davis. and others. Farra-
gut Corps has the honor Of being the
first corps to respond to the jubilee
sund
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PHILOSOPHICAL SOCIETY
HEARS DR.. v. v. BAKER

At the regular public meeting OF the
Capital CITY TheosophicaI Society last
Sunday evening its vice president. Dr.
W ". Baker, delivered a lecture on re-
Incarnation, explaining It as a universal
necessity under which each human soul
IS reborn IN a succession Of human
bodies. with a period Of ideal rest be
tween lives. The speaker argued that
The evolution Of humanity can advance
from stage TO stage only on the condi-
ton that the higher ego. or true self. is
not this earthly body or its product.
since n materials body cannot transmit
acquired faculties 10 the next genera
ton
Musical selections were rendered by
c. AlfOnZo Zelaya, of Nicaragua, who
is DR.. Bakers son-in-laW.
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hAGCABEES INSTITUTE
TENTS IN VIRGINIA

Deputy Supreme Commander D. W
Gall has returned from CulpepeT, Va,
where Tuesday night ne instituted a
new tent Of the Maccabeesf The char
ter list Of Jlis tent was gotten up by
bis hustling deputy, J. c. Bass, who
viii start the work at an early date at
Lamberts Point, Va
Monday night next Mr.. Gall will In
stitute another new tent at Gordouc-
Vile, Va, the charter list of which has
been gotten up by Capt. Howard Ur-
bach, another OF Mr.. Calls hustIing
field men.
Mt. Vernon Tent No. 1. added three
new members last Thursday nigh. by
initiation.
Georgetown tent. No 6. viii initiate
some new members next Monday night
at which the amplified form viii be ex-
emplihe6
The election Of officers takes place in
an the tents at the first meeting next
month, and in several cases there is
likely 10 be some material changes. for
the purpose OF increasing interest. and
the building up OF the tents.
Winfield Scott Schley Division no. l.
Uniform Rank. with the Hive OF the
Lady Niacca bees. in Georgetown. will
give a euchre party Monday night in
odd Fellows Hall, in Georgetown.
Thursday night Of next week Golden
Rule Tent. No. 3, viii initiate some
new members and receive a report from
the convention, which was held here
November 13, which has created SO much
interest I'm the tents.
Nation Tent, No. 1. had the first II a
Series Of euchre parties Monday night
at which they had twenty-seven prizes.
Anacostia Tent No. z. initiated an
other class last night.
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RAILkOADS.
RkLTlMORE & OHIO r. h.
LEAVE NEW UNION STATION.
ROYAL. BILE LINE


LEAVE NEW UNION STATION.
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
Every Other Hour tho odd Hour
40 PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK
NEW TERMINAL. I'D ST. NEW YORK
200 a-M.-Dtner. Pullman Par.or.
fssO0 E-m.-Bunet, Parlor : Hr Train
~ ATa--Diner and Pullman Pari0r Car.
fll590 a-un.-Dlner and Pullman PaTlOE Car
" p.m.-DineT and Pullman ParlOT Car.
= p-m--''kOyal Limited" All Pullman
- P-m--S9aches 70 PhiladeiPais.
80 p-m.-Diner 21d Pullman FarlOr.
s-ye p.H--Coachcs % FhiIadel phia-
II - p-Ll.-Sleepers.
7@-sk a.ms-SleeprTA
=, ~ a. CITY, t7sOo 's'oo. tll;oo a. Il
ANNAPpOLIs. week days, SEQ a m. 1905
''''8. - 30 N, Sun, $40 an. $50 p n
,ttEEf HOUR o. THE HOUR
tncck days 60 a. m 10 : ?. m-B
- TO BALTIMORE.
= e - W 20. 100. s7;Z0, $50 IS 30. 5,Ve
u - 500 agyg n.e0 a n. 90 moor, ~ %
y 81 80 1919 $50. te 90 = 30 49, 's-VO
ts-sS s.0v 'i0.35, sI:30, suss p. "A.
WESTWARD.
Sa1CAGO. .s.lo g. n. q z. '5 30 ?. m
~ SiNNATL ST. LOUIS. and LOUIS
L. L., 30 a. N. '4.o5 p m. 'lz;to night
II 30 night.
CLEVELAND. .s.Io p. N.
COLUMBUS. $3.50 p. n.
~ aEEl-lNG, $40 a. m. IS 50 .. n
WINCHESTER. 1870 an, ts-J5. $500 pm.
FREDERICK. fS-zo. u: 10. +"s.I5 An. '-1:So.
f4.g5. 1895 p IA
HAGERsroWN. 1910 a. m. $500 p. m.
DAILY, fiiKcept Sunday. s*sunday only.
ELI HOMES ST all Of the following
dtcAet Oihces; i4l7 @ St. Tel. Main 1881; CD
Pennsylvania ave. Main Us. New Union
GtAl-on Ticket Office, Tel Main 1850; LnfOr-
InSLlon Bureau. Main 1850 nol7-I
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SEAB0ARD AIR LINE RAILWAY
Ticket Office I421 Penna. Ave.

NOTICE-Following schedule not guaranteed
S-05 a. m. daily--Seaboard Mail Through
coaches and Pullman sleepers TO Savannah
and Jacksonville. Through sleepers Washfnp-
ton Hamlet and Hamlet 10 Atlanta and Bi1-
mingham. Dining cars
500 .. M daily.-Seaboard E Dress ss-1,4
train with coaches and Pullman sIeepers -
Savannah. Jacksonville, AMI Tampa. ThrousS
sleepeTs to Atlanta. Birmingham. ana Me-
phis. Dining cars.
r. H. sTANsELL. District Passenger Agent
n012-tf
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.ELKS HOLD SERVICES
FOR DEAD NEXT SUNDAY

Washington Lodge. No. Is. Benevolent
and Protective Order OF Elks, next sun
Gay night, December !, will hold its an
nual memorial services at the New Ma
tiOnal Theater. Several excellent speak
ers have accepted the invitation OF the
committee 10 deliver addresses. The
United States Marine Band, under
Lieut., Santlemann. has been secured.
and vocal and orchestral concerts VIII
be given.
The committee in charge of the cevc-
monies has used its utmost efforts TO
make this occasion the best memorial
the lodge has ever held, and is anxious
that every Elk, whether a member Of
b. p. o. Z, No. IS. or a visitor in the
city. should attend. All members Of the
order are invited 10 be seated On the
stage and are requested to wear dark
clothes and black cravats. Special a.
rangements have been made 20 have
the first few rows reserved for famllis IS
Of deceased Elks-
II IS the earnest wish OF the corcmit-
tee TO have every Elk on the stage at
7:45 O'Clock. before the ceremonies BE-
gin. The memorial committee in charge
Of the services consists OF:
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MT. VERNON TENT MEETS;
LARGE CLASS INITIATED

An enthusiastic meeting of Mt. Yer
non Tent. K. o. T. NJ. was held in the
ledge room In Northeast Temple.
Twelfth ana II streets northeast, Thurs
day night at which a large class Of
candidates was initiated. Several apDIi-
cations were received for the class
Initiation to be held Thursday, Decega-
Der 5.
Under the head Of Good OF the Or
der addresses were made relative to
the tents growth IN the past six months
The Washington times., 1907-11-24
MRS. PACKARD HOSTESS
FOR EXCELSIOR CLUB

The Excelsior Literary Club held an
interesting meeting at the home Of Mrs.
Edith L. Packard Tuesday afternoon.
In the absence Of the president the vice
president Mrs. d. L. Morris, presided.
After hearing the minutes, the -eports
OF the various secretaries wer, made.
The members Of the club asse nbied at
Freund's Wednesday evening and en-
j0yed a banquet in celebration OF the
twentieth anniversary Of the club.
The Washington times., 1907-11-24
Dog Decides Ownership;
LickS Hand of Master

READING Pa. Nov. 2S.-"Let the
dog settle who owns him, said
Alderman Merkel, Readings Solo
mon. as two disputants paved the
legal atmosphere over beagle
hound claimed by each.
The 500 hound. released. leaped to
the side Of a. G. NoT and licked his
hand, and Charles Schweimler, the
other claimant, was crestfallen.
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setting, punished by
less than $50 than Dainty, Bevtehng
soubrett Dot Dubbs fighting
ghtong husband be
by force if No element of should
dealing with Miss
it. # there's anything
deserving persons
fannes hatlets who
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c. P. 0. EMPLOYEES PROMOTED.

Two important promotions have been
made at the Government Printing Of
nee James X Weliece. chief of the
cost-keeping section, has been promoted
TO $50 per annum, and Voler Y. Viles,
assistant chief. has been promoted to
500 per annun.
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WHERE CITY'S CENSOR
COULD DO HIS BEST

HE City Counselor instructed by the Mayor
ordinance providing city censorship
that have theaterong public deep grief The
ordinance appearance evening
The Washington times., 1907-11-24

Aren't they the funny looking chorus
We're than
Shoulder pads. he
we the TO the sneez
tAI togeherD
Because the famous F1ovey Dewey dozenm a
We and a will never never quit"
The Washington times., 1907-11-24
LADIES OF NACCABEES
ENJOY EUGHRE PARTY

National Hive Ladies OF the Macca-
bees gave very pleasant euchre party
last Friday evening. being the second
u a series OF euChres planned Tor Che
winter There were thirty homemade
cakes distributed as prizes. The com
nittee In charge Of this euchre were
Ladies R!ppon. Pierce, LowensteIn, Ire
land, Sillers. Watson. and Sehonenberg-
er. The next euchre 10 be held viii
DC linen euchre, ana VIII be held or
November g.
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They help excuse They are more to
ptied they the members
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Or. FISK ELGIN

Expert IN the treatment OF private diseases
chronic and acute. Both sexes All consuita-
lions confidential Medicine furnished. Prices
pedsgates 52s2 Pa ave. avs Phone u. 1918,
The Washington times., 1907-11-24
DR.. SHADE

- years practice curing men. l.ervous and
private ailments cured quickly syphiiitic blood
poison: skin diseases. bladder. ceCtun strict
uTe, kidney, stomach. lungs. asthma and gen
eral debility promptly cured Consultation
free. hours 10 49,. Saturday nights. 10
Closed Sundays. ~ 18th st. NV
W. 7. Rsldus, NJ. D.. Phi. D. German Special
lst on I seases OF the Brain Nervous System
Heart. Kidneys, Stomach. and other Diseases.
Doctors services and medicine. s.. Tel NJ
z516- Hours. 10 TO l. 10 g. Sc cor. 9Th & II NV
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the guards OF National Hive are look
ing forward to the entertainment OF
Richnend team in January. The teams
VII enter In friendly competition. the
national team putting on an entirely
new drill Each team will have the
privilege OF drilling what they please for
twenty minutes. y theateV party has
been arranged IN honor Of the visit
ing team.
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Mrs. Lola NJ Julian. past commander
Of National HEe. entertained the audit
ms committee at her nome Saturday
evening. Or Phebe r. Norris, Mrs.
Anna Pralle. Mrs. sarai J. Rippon, Miss
Mary 7. Dunn, Mrs. Anne g. Lyles. and
AIRS. Lula 5. Hammond. were among
those present.
Friday, December 8, The annual cleo
ton Of officers OF National Hive VIII
be held
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22
Gallery Gods.

The gallery * biase ms compared
with the rest of tle house. /; knows
all the tricks OF the craft. 1t does not
give Itself with quite the same aban.
don to the emotional moment. but 1t
knows when a thing is done 10 It's lik-
Ing and IL expresses opinions with TN
misinkable dircctness.
II was in THE Queen OF the White
Slaves" l remember. that Il scene oc-
cnrred where the villain in climax
Of iusolence struck the unhappy broth
or OF the heroine In the face with his
gloves.
You could hear the blow TO the top
seat OF the top gallery and the wicked
laugh that accompanied IL. The audi
cnce recoiled. caught Its breath. and
above the storm Of misses That cnsued
yon heard = shrIil shout from amid the
gods. FIN him bnck. George
As George had been previously drug
re1 with opium by Lionel IL was obri-
ons'y impossible Tor him to take the
hint. but the uproar continued until
lionel with o lccr and another iiend-
ish laugh. LEFT the larry James
Smith In Atlantic
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22
Ameriea,. First Canary.

Tie first man to Introduce canning
into the United States was an English
mau named Thomas Kensett. who
learned the business in the old conn.
try from retcr Durant. who in 1910.
obtnined patent for putting mp food
in Theoretically sealed vessels of glass.
pottery or Tin. In 1875 Kensctt es-
tahlished factory In Maryland. where
fruits. vegetables and oysters were
plentiful and cheap. and that state
continued to be the center of the In
dustry for many years. but It did not
make much progress until the civil
war. when there was great demand
for vegetables and fruits In the army
After the war the Invasion OF the
mountains by miners and the settle
mcnt OF the pralries by ranchmen and
farmers kept m the demand.-W. T..
Curtis In Chicago Record Herald.
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22
They Called Him va,u..

II is curious how inconsistent are
the prejudices of people in regard 10
the use Of heather names. Mr.. Payn.
In his CLEANS of Memory" tells an
amusing story of Dean Burgon. who
objected TO the name of the goddess
of beauty. but found no fault with that
of the god of the woods.
An infant was brought to the church
for christening. and the name proposed
for II was Sanus. ''Vanus:' repeated
the dean. Il suppose you mean Ve-
nus. Do you imagine am going to
call Christian child 10y that name.
and least of all a male child?'
The father OF the infant urged that
he only wished to name 1t after his
grandfather. ''Your grandfathcr.' cried
the dean. Il don't believe IL. Where
Is your grandfather" He was pro-
duced-a poor old soul of eighty or 80.
bent double and certainly not look Ing
In the least like the goddess In ques-
ton. do you mean to tell me. sir.
that any clergyman ever christened
you .vanus.' as You call it,
..Weii. no. sir. was christened Syl-
vanus. but they always calls me Va
nus"
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22

the first as he read the first para
graph. Listen. AT several crises IN
my life" he read. ~ have turned 10
you for advice, and you have never
failed me- Now, ia sore distress of
mind. come TO you for advice as TO
ring which have reason to believe
was stolen. VIII acquaint you with
the facts In the -
"Cut H." urged the other. Just use
the old standby. Your first suspicion
was correct That'll do a well as
anything
The reader scribbled on the pad OF
paper before him and slipped II In the
return envelope. 4 couple OF days TAT
er Miss Celeste read the confirmation
OF her suspicion and bore It In triumph
10 her brother.
John Soalles came as close 10 swear
ing at n woman as he had ever done III
his life but he checked his temper and
solemnly warned her of the folly or
giving heed to the cbarlatans. but even
AS he spoke he knew that nothing
would convince her Of Nincents inno-
cence save the finding of the ring.
Gradually 1t became noised about
the town that the spirits had told Miss
Noailes that Crawford was thief.
Vincent had not been near the house
since that night. and his apparent
break verified the gossip. II began TO
look ugly for hIs prospects when Miss
Noalies was moved TO entertain few
friends.
Eivin sat apart from the rest trying
to appear Interested In the conversa-
,lon while her thoughts wer. with
Vincent when suddenly Miss Celeste
sat up In her chair.
Tint miserable kitten has brought
bone In here she cried ns an irreg-
ular rattle ON the hardwood floor broke
upon their ears. she Is forever play
ing with bones
Elyia sprang toward her aunt The
kitten was one Vincent had given her
and for that reason iisllSed by Miss
Celeste. Just a they turned TO the
heavy cabinet under which the kilt
ten was PLAYING Shah boun.led out
from under the low setting cabinet In
pursuit Of his playthlug
EIyla's startled cry scared him, and
he scamp-red of, abandoning his toy.
Elvia pounccd upon II.
''Do you mmrnber that Shah was
playing In here that nlglitt" she cried.
This ls what he was playing with"
She held mp = jewelcd circle. "rhe
ring dropped on the iiuor. and the
sparkle ~ the diamond attracted Shah.
As long as he was on the rug we did
not hear him. He must have knocked
IT under the cabinet. Nellie never
sweeps under thcrc. Look she
caught up Hight cane and p0kcd un-
der the cabinet. The dirt she swept
out showed that the ring could easily
have lain there since Its loss.
Perhaps you VIII believe the Rays
now" laughed John NoaiIcs. coming
forward Il guess I'll call M Vincent"
I'm caIl him. volunteered Elvla.
Il guess that you had better. daugh-
ter" he laughed. You can promise
anything If he viii come over"
Elvla's proplse must have been at
tractlyc, for crawford borrowed an au-
tomobIle 10 come IN. and after Miss
Celeste bad humhlrd herself 10 an
apology John Noailes insisted that that
ring be the enga cement one.
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22
A Reaaer's Renisen.

An Irish beggar woman following n
gentleman who had had the misfortune
to lose his nose kept exclaiming:
.Heaven preserve your, honor.s eye
sight
The gentleman was at last annoyed
Mt her importantly and said:
..why do you wish my eyesight TO he
preservetlg Nothing ails my cyesight
nor is likely to-
mo. your honor" said the Irishwo-
man. .'bnt 1t viii he a sad thing II 1t
does. for you will have nothing to rest
your spectacles upon.'
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22
A Mediterranean peIiesex.

have met people who practically
lived on sea hedgehogs and bread for
weeks and months at time and SEEM
ell 10 be none the worse for their pc
cullar diet. That II has extremely
nourishing properties IS fact that can
not be disputed.-A. Pitcairn Knowles
In Wide World Magazine.
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22
AmEiriious.

Lady Injecting servant whom she had
recommended for n situation)-l am
glad to hear that you are getting on SO
well In your new place Your employ
er is nice lady. and you cannot do
too much for her. Servant innocent
iy,--I don't mean to. na'am.-Punch
La Junta tribune., 1907-06-22
wev, I, Spend IL.

Husband What DO yon think. dear?
I've had my salary raised $40 a month!
His wffe-oh. isn't that nice. Now
NE can have that second girl. a tele-
phone and piano. and can take les
sons in china painting, can't I?