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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-12-12
Sarcastic.

His Wife-You have been drinking
again. Haven't you. now? Her Hus-
band Mdear. ! cannot tell a lie
His Wife You can't! Then you are
further gone than thought
trated Bits.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-12-12

A pessimlst is n man who won't take
the one remaining seat In the car for
fear woman will get on at the next
corner-DallaS News.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-12-12
a Failure.

"When she gave you the piece OF
cake, did you say Thank your"
Eyes, ma, but II didn't do no good"
Didn't do any goodY'
"No; she didn't give me another
piece"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-12-12
State of South Dakota,
-

State of South Dakota,
County of Day,
/, A. 4. Cooper, cashier of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that tn G
above statement is true to the best of my
knowledge and belief
At. COOPER, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
5th day OF December, 1907.
a. IL. FERGUSON, Notary Public
CorreCt-Attest:
David Williams,
John Williams,
Nellie NJ. Williams,
Directors.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-12-12
Financial Statement.
NJ S1l9

prpoRT of the condition Of the EAE-
uERs AID MERCHANTS NATloNAthi,
Xxx al Webster, In the state OF o outlI
Dakota, at the close of business peCeriDe'
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-12-12

The earth has shadow. but very
few ever see It. except In eclipses OF
the moon, or else few recognize II
when they see It. Nevertheless. many
or us have noticed on fine, cloudless
evenings In summer shortly before
sunset rosy pink arc on the horizon
opposite the sun. with a blush gray
segment under II. As the sun sinks
the arr rises until It attains the zenith
and even passes 1t. This Is the shad-
ow Of the earth.
The Uncertainty Of Thlnss.
This Is the great misfortune Of life--
that It Is changeable and never remains
Ia the same state. Man. says Job,
.~that h born OF woman is Of few days
and full or trouble. He cometh forth
Ike q dower and Is cut down. He
1leeth also as shadow and continueth
not"
what is more changeablel We are
told that the chameleon assumes In an
hour many colors. The sea Of the
curious has an evil name for its many
chanees. and the moon takes every
day ifs own peculiar form. But what
IL all thla compared to the changes Of
manf What Proteus ever assumed so
mnpy diferenf forms ~ man does ev-
~ hour7 Now sick, now In health;
now content. now discomfort; now sad,
low Joyous; now tlnId, now hopeful;
uow nuspIcious, now credulcus; now
|. v, nofu1 INV rocalcftranf: now be
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-12-12
COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS.
Webster, South Dakota.

NtpcttAt DOAth L'uhOtus
December 2nd, 1907
A regular meeting of the city council
of the City of Webster was held at John
w. Arthur's office, December End, 1907,
and was adjourned to Firemen's Hall
Officers present: Alderman Chas. Long,
Alderman VIM. Bates, Alderman j. @.
Garrick, Alderman Chas Becht, Alder
man Paul Gruby, Alderman Herman
Olson and j. L. Harris, Mayor, presid-
ing.
Minutes Of previous meeting was read
and approved. ordinance relating to
establishing rules for plumbing and
Sc wer building and the licensing of
plumbers had its first reading. On
motion made aud seconded that the
place Of meeting Of the city council be
now changed to the Firemen's Hail.
Motion carried.
The application of J. v. Martin for
raise in salary was on motion raised to
$50 90 per month.
Motion made and duly seconded that
the mayor and auditor be instructed to
make lease for the rent Of city jail and
fire hall for the term Of 10 years at $40
per month.
Motion carried
Motion made and duly seconded that
9 warrant be ordered drawn for the
amount Of e556.0s in favor Of Tanner
Bros. for balance on contract az per
estimate filed by city engineer.
Motion carried.
The following bills were presented.
>,>d;ko1 .oa ALLEGED - .,sx.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
JELLY
Is Wan5eG Sor Patsenrs in Hospitals
by the National Plant, Flower
and Fruit Guild.

The National Plant. Flower and
Fruit Guild, Office 10 Fifth Avenue.
New York City, desires to Increase
the amount of jelly supplied to
hospitals in the state and in the
large cities nearby, whose hospitals
have great number of nonpaying
patients; also to district nurses and
missionaries visiting among the
poor in crowded districts. If any
person or group of people and So
ciety wishing to contribute for this
purpose will notify Miss A. L. Fair
field. National Secretary. 10 Fifth
Avenue. New York City. she will ar
range for the transportation and
delivery of the jelly.
In cases where people feel unable
to donate jelly and glasses, the
Guild will gladly arrange with some
local dealer for empty glasses to be
exchanged for filed ones.
The requests received by the Ma
tional Plant. Flower and Fruit
Guild from hospitals and district
nurses state, eve can use all the
jelly you can spare us"
No hospital has a large enough
income to purchase all the jelly It
can use to tempt the appetite of its
convalescing sick. A very small
effort will make two or three extra
glasses of jelly, and these extra
glasses collected throughout the
State win go long way to meet
the demand Of the hospitals.
The Guild will supply label and
will collect and distribute these del
icacies after October I.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
AN OPPORTUNITY.

AS a token Of gratitude for SER
vice rendered me in the sale of my
first edition of poems, I have decid-
ed to award to one of my friends
who will in six months from Aug. l.,
1907, to Feb. /. 1908, dispose of the
greatest number of my book OF
poems entitled, "A Dew Drop of
Light or Reveries of the Night" a
handsome goId-filled watch, waltnam
or Elgin movement, warranted for
20 years.
All are cordially invited to enter
this contest. No money is required
with Your order, and you are given
80 days to sell and make returns on
sale. If you are not personally
acquainted with the author kindly
have your postmaster o. K. your
first order. The box of poems will
retail for use a c7py. / especially
invite my friends to enter this friend
ly contest. Address all orderss to
John A. Curry. Mt. Clare. w Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
a Bold STEM.

To overcome the well-grounded and
reasonable objections Of the more intel
llgent 70 the use OF secret, medicinal COM
pounds, DR.. Z. v. Pierce, OF Buffalo, n.
Y, some time ago, decided to mako bold
departure from the usual course pursued
by the makers Of put-up medicines fer do
nestle use, an9> so has published btoad-
cast and openly to the whole world, q full
and complete list OF all tho ingredients
entering insspthe composition OF his widely
celebrated tnpdicMes- Thus he has taken
his numere6s Patrons and patients into
his full confidence. Thus too he has re-
moved his medicines from among secret
nostrNP OF doubtful merits, and made
GhemL426medteS of h1lotOn -ConIDoStttO71
By this bold stem DR., Pierce las shown
thai hiS tQrmulas axe Of such eIceiIence
that he Is NOT afraid 20 subject them %
the fullest SCRUTINY.
OF Dr. Pieree's Golden Medicai bisceTsergyo tse
famous medicine for weak stomach. JrpId
wherever located. have printed upon ii N
pain En1ltshs q full and complete list OF All
Soot SSs soes e eoISsS + but snail
standard medical works. OF all the different
SCHOOLS sen OF practice containing very numer-
practitioners of medicine. endorsing In khe
strongest posstbIe terms. each and every ingre-
One OF these little books VIII be mailed free
70 any one sending address on postal card OF
and requesting the same. From this little
book It wnl be learned that DR.. Pierce's med
tctnes contain no alcohol. narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious agents
and that they arc made from native, rnedici-
the most TalaablS ingredientS conteined S IN IN
DE-. Pt0rce's Favorite Prescription for weak.
ana debilitated women. were employed, long
years ago by the Indians fO~ similar ailments
Affecting their SQuawS In fSct, one of the
most valuable medicinal plants entering into
tho competition OF DIR. Plerce'S FRvorite Pre-
scrtpEton was known to tho Indians as
sSdu1w-Weed." Our knowledge of the uses
OF not few OF our most valuable n alive me-
ucInA plants was gained from the Indians
As made up by improved and exact pro
ceSses, the WFayorite Prescription IS most
ehicient remedy for regulating all the wonl-
Rnly functions. correcting displacements as
proIapsus. Rnteversion and retorversion
overcoming painful periods, toninG up the
health. Sold by all dealers In medicines
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
. - REMOVES
800 BLOOD HuMORs

When the blood and healthy the skin viii be soft ae ao
healthy the effect shown By Tsshes eFupGn bos and PPH
countless and glands which act as system 70 i S o
tubes There are other glands that out on the @ an 0y
and acids these thrown of through the pores ana glands
have not only Acne Eczema Salt Rhu but such dry seay SKIN
troubles with washes lotions along the right True
trouble
blood
these skin affections S. gentle acting perfect blood gurhe
fiery acids the circulation coos the oyerh
cd noushug blood to the
permanently s. made entirely
and absolutely
Salt letter Pso
al
booko kin
write SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA GA.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
HEALTHY PLANTS
Require the Most Careful Attention a.
Well as Good Soil.

Require the Most Careful Attention a.
Well as Good Soil.
Did you ever see n rosebush which
despite the most beneacent environment
of soil-of sunshine-and OF atmosphere,
seemed never to achieve healthy
growth.
A ton OF manure will not help a plant
that has n canker eating out its heart.
You must destroy the cause before you
can remove the effect.
You cannot cure Dandrufc and Bald
ness by rubbing on hair lotions. and
rubbing IN vaseline. etc.
You must look to the cause OF the
troube-it's n germ at the roots OF
your hair which causes 1t to fall out.
Newbro's Herpicide DESTROYS the germ,
and healthy hair is the sure result.
Sold nv leading druggists. Send 10c. in
stamps for sample to The TTernIc!de Co..
TWO sIzeS@5o cents and 800.
Wells & Haymaker, Special Agents.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
How to Avoid Appendicitis.

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipated.
orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
chronic constipation by stimulating
the liver and bowels. and restores
the natural action of the bowels.
orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does no;
nauseate or grippe and is mild and
pleasant to take. Refuse substi.
tutes. Sold by Sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
The Touch That Heals.

Is the touch of Bucklen's Arnica
salve. It's the happiest combina-
ton of Aruica flowers and healing
balsams ever compounded. No
matter how old the sore or ulcer is.
this salve will cure it, For burns,
scalds, cuts, wounds or piles, 1t has
no equal. Guaranteed by Frank G..
Bland, druggist. csc.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
10 enre a cold AVS mo

To cure cold first move the
bowels, Bees Laxative Cough Syrup
acts gently on the bowels, drives out
the cold, clears the head. It's
pleasant 10 take and mo,hehrs highly
recommend 1t for colds, Group and
whooping cough. Guaranteed 10
give satisfaction or money refunded.
Equally good for young and old. Sold
by II. F. Burke
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

1t comes put up in collapsible
tube with nozzle, easy to apply to
the soreness and Inflammation, for
any form of piles; it soothes and %
lieves pain. itching and burning.
Man Ian Pile Remedy. Price soc.
Guaranteed. Sold by H. F. Burke.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

Dewitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
salve is good for boils. burns, cuts,
scalds and skin diseases. 1t is es-
pecially good for piles. Sold by ali
dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED

DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED
by local applications. as they cannot
reach the diseased portion OF the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is
imperfect hearing, and when 1t is en-
tirely closed. Deafness is the result,
and unless the Inflammation can be TAX
en- out and this tube restored to it's nor
NAL condition, hearing will be destroy
ed forever; nine cases out of ten are
caused by Catarrh, which is nothing
but an infamed condition of the mucous
surfaces.
we will give One Hundred Dollars
catarrh) that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
F. ]. CHENEY & co. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Healthy kidneys inter the impuri-
tiesf rom the blood. and unless they
do this good heilth is impossible.
Foley's Kidney Cure makes sound
kidneysa nd will positively curt al!
forms of kidney and bladder disease.
1t strengthens the whole system.
Sold by Stu m 6 Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

To check cold quickly, getf rom
your druggist some little Candy Cold
Tablets called Preventics. Druggists
everywhere are now dispensing Pre-
ventics, for they are not only safe,
but decidedly certain and prompt.
Preventics contain no quinine, no
laxative, nothing harsh nor sicken-
ing. Taken at the 'sneeze stage"
Preventics will prevent pneumonia,
bronchitis, lagrippe, etc. Hence the
name, Preventics. Good for fever
ish children. 4S Preventics Csc
Trial boxes sc. Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

Nearly all cough cures, especially
those that contain opiates, are con-
stipating. Kennedy's Laxative
Cough Syrup contains no opiates
and acts gently on the bowels. Pleas
ant to take. Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

Regulates the gowels. promotes
easy natural movements. cures con-
tipatIon-Doan's Begulets. ASK
your druggist for them. csc box.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

"Doan's Ointment cured me of
eczema that had annoyed be long
time. The cure was permanent. -
Hon. S. w. Matthews. Commissioner
Labor Statistics, Augusta, Me.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

Impure blood runs YOU down
makes you an easy victim for organ
sc diieases. Burdock Blood Bitters
purifies the blood-cures the cause
builds you up.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

Your skin should be clear and
bright if your liver is in normal cor
dition. Rings Little Liver Pills act
on the liver; and headache, consti-
ption and biliousness disappear
Price csc. Sold by H. F. Burke.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

Take DeWitt's Kidney and Blad-
der Pills for backache, weak kidneys
and Inflammation of the bladder.
Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03
NEW YORK FASHIONS
Pattern For Girls Gymnasium Suit
Designed by Nay Manton.
No. SYh9

Happily for the rising generation the
fun Importance of systematic exercise
has come to be realized, and every school
girl includes an exercise suit in her out
fit. This one shows several novel and de-
Birable features and allows a choice of
long or elbow sleeves. It Is made with the
comfortable round collar finishing the
neck and is finished at the front with a
regulation shirt waist box plait. II is
made of a lightweight serge stitched with
bedding silk. and that IS perhaps the best
material for the purpose, but brilliantine
Is quite correct, and lightweight flannel
Is in use.
The suit is made with the blouse and
boomers. The blouse combines a plain
back with tucked fronts and is finished
with a band at the waist line The long
sleeves are gathered into straight cuffs
but when ctoow sleeves are used they arc
finished with those of the roll over sort
The comfortably fun boomers are laid in
plalts at their upper edges and also are
Joined TO band, and this band IS button
ed on TO the one attached to the blouse
so that there is absolutely no danger OF
parting at the waist line.
The quantity of material required for
the mediTm size az years. Is yards "a
34s yards ~ or yards So inches wide.
Sizes fer girls of s, 10, -, IA and IL years.
DIRECTIONS FOR ORDERING.
Send 10 cents 10 this ONCE. give number
of this pattern, No. 574s and state size de-
sired. 1t will then be sent to you by mall
postpaid. Be sure to write plainly ard al
ways give fuH address. Several days
must be allowed for delivery OF pattern.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-03

Get fish Fridays and Saturdays at
Smithy's restaurant on Fourth St.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13
STEvENS-R0SE

F. Benjamin Stevens and Miss
Ethel Rose were united in mar
riage by Justice Wheir at his
home Monday evening at eight
o'clock. The bride is a daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. John Rose of
Pine Ridge and and is well and
favorably known throughout that
community. The groom is a
nephew of F. B. Stevens and has
made his home with him for the
past five years. The happy cou-
pie will make their future home
on Mr.. Stevens ranch on the
east fork Of Thirty-mile.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13
MYERs.WEHRLl
A very pretty wedding took

A very pretty wedding took
place at 4 o'clock last Saturday
afternoon at the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. VIM. Wehrli on Keys
Flat when their daughter, Marie,
was married to Mr.. Herbert N.Y.
ers, Rev. Father Cantwell off,
ciating. Frank Golden acted as
best man and Miss Elsie Brown
as bridesmaid. About fifty
friends and relatives We're pres
ent at the ceremony and the cou-
pie received many beautiful and
useful presents. The bride is a
most estimable young lady and
has many friends not only in the
vicinity of her home but also in
and around Condor who will wish
her much happiness. The groom
who has lately conducted a bar
Der shop at lone is a young man
of good habits and has been sue
cessful in his chosen profession.
The happy couple expect to make
Condor their future home. Those
attending from Condor were Mr..
and Mrs. Edward Dunn, Miss
Lillian Hughes, Miss Edna Ma
honey, Miss Catherine Greiner,
Campbell Brown and mother,
Mrs. E. w. Moore. Mr.. and Mrs.
Paul Greiner. Frank Golden and
Miss Elsie Brown.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13
oondon 90 Hsve Better Railway
Connection wish East and West

The railway commission in a
session at Salem on Tuesday or
dered that the trains Nos. 7 and
8 Of the o. r. 4 N. shall be in
the future operated daily between
Pendleton and Portland instead
of only TO and from Biggs as has
been the schedule up TO date. The
commission has also decided that
all trains provide sufficient equip
ment for all reasonable accom-
mediation of passengers and that
all trains stop at all stations be-
tween Portland and Pendleton.
The schedule is to be arranged
so that all points on the Colum-
bia Southern. Condor and Hep
pner branches viii make connect
ions with the new trains; No. 7
will leave Pendleton, going west
ward, in the morning and No. 8,
going eastward, will leave Port
land in the evening. This change
in the schedule will enable the
people Of Condor and vicinity to
make connections on the main
line as soon as they arrive in Ar
lington and the heretofore long
wait on delayed trains viii be
done away with. The company
will be given 80 days in which to
comply with the new ruling.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13
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The deal was consummated this
week whereby A. Meresse, who
has lately been employed at the
Times Office. purchased half in
terest in the GLOBE printing Of
fee. real estate and abstract bus.
mess. Mr.. Meresse's ability as o
newspaper man is shown by the
fact that he formerly managed
and edited the Washington
County News and was for some
time the City Editor of the Ore
gon City Daily Star and the peo.
pie of Condor and vicinity are
aware of his workmanship in the
job and ad line. Fred Anderson
will retain his position as fore
man of the Office and this will
give the patrons of this office
their choice of the two best
printers in Eastern Oregon. Any
and all job work will be turned
out as soon as the copy is brought
to the Office.
Mr.. Meresse will assume charge
of the paper and Mr.. Hartshorn
viii devote his entire time to the
rapidly growing abstract and real
estate business. A new cylinder
press has been ordered and is now
on the road, the present press
being totally inadequate to handle
the job and newspaper work. and
when it arrives the paper viii be
enlarged and bettered in every
way. The management from
this on will be ready to turn out
the latest and most up-to-date
printing ever done in Gillian
county. We will design and give
you estimates that will surprise
you as to quality of work and
prices-prices that will be much
lower than the Portland prices
to say nothing of the time you
will save. Our motto is, ''The
best at the most reasonable cost. "
And the best, when it comes to
your stationery, is surely what
you need.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13

Another of J. w. Hires teams
ran away Thursday morning. The
team, which is driven by Henry
Austin, was standing at the de-
pot platform while Mr.. Austin
was inside. They became fright
ened at the engine and ran west
across the track and into a tele-
phone pole breaking It off about
three feet above the ground. The
wagon tongue and foot board
were broken and the harness
torn badly but the, horses were
not injured any to speak of. This
is the second runaway Mr.. Hire
has had within the month and in
both cases the teams ran into q
telephone pole.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13

DR.. L. L. Taylor performed an
operation on one of Frank Moore's
horses Monday, removing sever
al pieces of bone from the foot.
It seems that the horse had step
ped on a sharp of bone about
two weeks ago and several pieces
remained in the foot causing in
fiammation and fostering. The
animals worth is estimated at
$500 and it is lucky that Condor
has a good veterinary as without
proper treatment the wound
would probably have caused
blood poisoning and the loss of
the horse.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13

A few directors of the Ore.
gon Trust & Savings Bank held
a meeting Wednesday afternoon
in Portland for the discussion
of reorganizing that institution
with a a larger paid-up capital
probably $500, 10000. The per-
sons interested in the reorgani-
zation are prominent Eastern Or
egon capitalists. Among those
who were in attendance at the
meeting were: W. H. Moore, L.
]. Wilde and w. G. Morris.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13

The building of the additional
two rooms to the public school
building, as advertised in the
call for bid, has been given up
as the board has decided that the
district could not afford to spend
so much money this year. The
lowest bid on the building OF
the two rooms was approximately
$4,000 while the district was only
allowed So,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-09-13

The local talent of this city
under the auspices of the Reb-
ekahs did justice to themselves
on last Saturday evening in pre-
senting Aunt Jerusha's s Quilting
Party" at the Armory. The large
audience present showed its
appreciation of the rendition of
the different parts by it's hearty
applause. The lodge netted a
very neat sum.