The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-06-11
MIR. DOOLEY ON THE JAPANESE
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he long I'll Ne i have 70 De thFcSttt
~ chine dnct9t Think ~ that ~
ve. | r-read in tn pa-aper n etnft
dav that tn Chinese ARMY IA besN
rS--rori-cd m re-armcd HinSe-
rartr instead fv tn old~-fnShtnned ret
,ieoats they Viii wear u more war
lfke short skirt tn palm leafs have
been cast aside ~ modhren quick
firm fans an 4 complete now sS7'
ment ia gougs. bows an arrows. 1ilnN
r-ots an charms against n evil eve
he's been ordhcred FIRM a well-kno"f
German rrm Pe careful u next
time yo think IL kicktn an empty ASH
ha-l down ve'er frind Lip hung :
laundry. Hashs fpoiiSn maj
It's hard fr me to think ~ N
laps this way. But It's IN part ~
prudence A few years ago ! dion Z
think amy more about a Jap thln
about amy other man thatd been kept
in III oven too long. They we're az
alike {, me But to-day whiniver |
see wan : turn pale an take on me
hat an make n low bow. 4 few Yeas
ago an III bet | was good FIR g dozen
iy thin. But didn't know how fur-
rihln a people They are Thelr shlpS
are tn best In tn wurilld We think
we've got good ships TIL Lord knows
I'm old they cost us enough though
/ don't raymimber ivcr Tayin a cent
FIR wan. But a Jap'nese roNboat cud
knock to pieces tn whole atlantic
squadron. 1t cud 50 They're marvel
Gus sailors. They use guns that shoot
around III. corner. They fire these
here injinea IL destruction with q
mysterious powdher made iV a sub
stance ony known to thin. 1t Is call
ed saltpether. These guns hurl pro-
jyctl s weigh.n' eighty tons two thous-
ana miles. on land they ar-re even
more tur-rible. = J2p'nese sojer can
march three hundred miles a day an
suhsist on a small piece ~ chewin'
gum. Their ARMY have arrived at
such a perfection ct IN diffycult man
oovcr known as tn goose step that
they hava made his awful insthru-
IIl'-JN ~ tIAilESt III lfII VI ~ II aim
les " Europe. As cav'lrymen they
ARE UreNce!lad. There is on'y wan
horse IN Japan, but ivry Japanese So
ier has larned to ride him. To soc
wan iv their magnificent cav'lrv rij-
ments gCin' into action mounted on
joke is q sight long . be raymfmber-
ed. Abov all. tn Jap'nese IS most to
be feared because ~ his love " home
an his almost akel love iV death. He
is so happy in japan that he wud
rather die s~omeWhera'S csc. Most 60
jer prefers it. It was hard to con
vince tn nation that they hadn't lost
tn war with Rooshya because not SO
many RoCshyans had been kilt as
Japans. Faith we ought 20 be scared
" thin. | niver SEQ wan without
~wondhTin' whether me cellar is bomb
proof.
An sigh f,rs III sood old days
befure We become what Hogan calls
a Wurruld power. In Thin days our
= sport was playin' solytare,
wi1nin' money fra each other an no
viouS iv us. We didn't care Fl II
big game goin' on in tn corner. Whir
1t broke up in a row we said: 'Cintle-
men, gintlemen! an maybe whit over
an grabbed somebody's stake. But
we cudden't stand it amy longer. We
had to give up our simple little game
il patience an cut into tn other deal
An now be Eivens we have no peace
il mind. Wan hand we have wan part
ner: another hand he's against US
Thi- minyit tn Jap an me ar-re play
IN together an I'm tellin' him what
A dne lead that was; tn next an he's
agin me an a@kin' mo kindly not n
look at his hand. There ar-ra no
f1inds at cards or wurruld pollyticks.
tn dc9l changes an what started az
n fTindly game " rob Ger neighbor
winds up with an old all catchin' me
Quinn an ace ont iV mo boot a.
Whackin' me over tn head with !;
bottle"
sure thin little fellows wud nivcr
tackle US, said Nj. H~ennessy. 9Th
Tx ee iv hint
We'll" said Mr. Dooley. tits be-
cause they ARE little we've got to be
po1t TO thim. a big man knows he
don have to fight. but whin a man
Is little an knows he's little. an is
thinktn' all tn time he's little an
feels that ivryhody else is thinkin' he's
little. look out for him.