The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-27
MRS. A. NJ. LUCAS, Enfield. N. c
He now buys a tonic for hair.
II. C. BAYLISS. 915 N. Twenty-tifth.
How that Ed. wished he'd stayed with

MRS. A. NJ. LUCAS, Enfield. N. c.
He now buys a tonic for hair.
II. C. BAYL1SS. 915 N. Twenty-ffth.
How that Ed. wished he'd stayed with
d.. n. p, Box A., Louisa, Va.
But he swore twas the dye in her hair
HENRY L. STAPLES, 200 w. Grace.
But tomorrow ! marry votre pere'
MRS. j. A. FRENCH, Box 8. orange.
And the parrot said: d 1t, beware!'
NJ. SINCLAIR. 2o23 Ivy st.
She's now Mrs. Ed. on the square.
+. Il. HINES. Waynesboro. Va.
Hope a gentleman now has your chair.
LUCILLE TALIAFERRo, 1916 West
Grace.
and Wien, he came to, he said;
MRS. w. X. MARSHALL. Bowling
Deny 1t you Limbo If you dare.
MRS. C. MOTLEY, Upper Zion. Va.
And the place where his WOOL was is
bare.
r. NJ. KELLY. University OF va.
He is sttll lying up for repair Grace.
G. Is. NEBLETT, Tinkling. Va:
Now. he's strictly in style with false
Louise JASEs. lis N. Fourth.
And his BALD pate alone saved his hair.
b. V. HAISLIP. Stuart. Va.
And made me show down with no pair.
And, marked me dam(n)aged every
MRS. JOHN HUNTER, JR., ao1 T.
Grace.
More Good Lines.
You are Maude's twin sister. I'll swear.
Don't shoot, Max. 'till we can have prayer.
But you help pay my pension. SO there.
s a. MosLEY. Lacrosse. Va.
did 1T SO we two might pair;
FAREWELL, / am left to despair.
AGNES voNDERLEHR. 122s W. Leigh.
! was engaged TO your father last year.
When ] am your stepmother. don't swear.
j II. FENTREsS, Box 325, Williams
Just because 1 had acknowledgement hair.
WIN. HANLEY. $50 E. Broad.
Blu, the divil q bit do l care.
MRS. JAS. BLAIR, 5000 e. Main.
Well. L am nwfully tempted to swear.
EMMA BAKER, Maiden's. Va.
Aw you're stuck-I'm young Mrs. st. Clair:
Box %, Barborsvllle, Va.
Ny fate now hangs by a hair.
Il L. C. HARRISON. Cartersviile, Va.
And put silver threads in my hair.
MARY G.. WATT. Gloucester c. IL, Va.
And I'll sue YOU for more'n YOU can spare.
H. RAYLISS. 915 Twenty-ffth.
We are two of a kind, ] declare.
NANCY l.. SIMMONS. Msrtinsvtllc, Va.
Well, you did ms a favor. | swear.
r j. j. AMBLER, Monroe, Va.
Then exploded and vanished in air.
X. r. BRIGGS, 5O4 n. Tenth.
Fluffy ruflss, do you think I care.
l. d. HARPER, Mutual Bldg, City.
Take me and the damage repair.
r NJ. HARRISON, los S. Third.
And so ent:7 this singular affair.
ELEANOR NJ. INGRAM. South Boston,
And what a good time had the pair.
Lynchburg. Va.
Just because l refused you last year.
Il. III. BOX AS. WILLIAMSBURG r.
Tack this ticket on: Handle with care"
MARIAN HARDw1cK, 31s N. soth.
Your rep is such l now don't care.
r. u. HAMLET. 1903 ". Marshall.
Now I'm trying to look young with false
hair.
MRS. JNo. MURPHY. S16 N. 10th.
And for the public. I'm odd Sport" every
where.
With inkslinger's wit and hot air.
MRS NJ. ". GLASS. I'll T.. Leigh.
And sneercd-"But what do l care?"
". E. VEST, S1s N. Second.
I'm glad they're not very rare.
MRS. P. NJ. BAGBY, Ballesville. Va.
Through your paper, my marriage declare.
EDWARD WINFREE, los S. Third.
May Beclzebub take you with caro-.
CAPT. BILLY BoWLEGs. fel7 Floyd
Avenue.
Nov you're 10 get it. beware
sToNEWALL j. BROWN. Miller School,
" lNlS, Dir u y IDsl ycIE Isu- y lIt1T
G.. #. WILLIAMS, 1o4 N. Twenty-third.
| still have some rats in my hair.
No first prize for me, | declare.
BERTHA B. WILLIAMS, ia N. 10Th.
You smarty. you'd better take care.
ANNIE NJ. HALEY. 4l6 S. Laurel.
And she pulled out the rest OF his hair.
And she died with a kick on the air.s
NJ. y. WALL. 1922 Monument Avenue.
Ed. left with the loss of some hair.
p /. BOSTICK. LawrencevIlle, Va.
That voice sounds like Maudie, the mare!
MRS. j. A.. MoIR, Martinsviile. Va.
And left me alone in despair.
MRS. D.. Y. s. s27 Paxton ST.. Danville.
We're / a man YOU would hollcr for air,
MISS KEINSINGHAM, Ashland, Va.
II all men are like you. ] don't care.
JNO. NJ. HOLLADAY, Holiday, Va.
To wither and die in despair,
r C. COLEMAN SMITH. Havre do
Grace, Nd.
Because your salary wouldn't feed a pair.
JSO. A.. MEADoR, 1907 TAYLOR.
iou should have more respect for gray hair.
II GEORGE. GIL w. Cary.
| don't expect to meet you over there
G. W, 326 27th, Newport News. Va.
oh. that l knew how TO swear.
And compelled me to pay my own fare.
II McCAuL. charlottesville. Va.
But III yet march to Lohengrin's air.
Eut I've dough, so | need not despair.
a. c. BERKELEY. 2lOi Il. Grace.
and like the scratch. she tore real hair.
MRS, NJ. d. HoGE, JR., 30S L. Grace,
| Marry me, and the damage repair.
MARY POWERS, 613 w. Main.
And you fought from behind a chair,
Ei"B BouLpIN, KeSsville, Va,
When you said we make a good palr.
c. C. POWELL, Louisa. Va,
And the poor Ed. died of the scare.
MARGARET TANNER smilax, Va.
And he Went 10 q shop for repair
JOSEPHINE BUCHANAN, Marion, Va.
Forgive, Max, be mine--that's " dare.
MRS. w, j ROBERTSON, south HilI, Va.
Then dropped dead from rage and despair