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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
HOW TO SMILE.
Don't Smile at All Unless You c
Smile a Pretty, Open Smile.


Unless you can smile a beautiful
smile there isn't much use of trying
to push your way onward in this world
of misery. If things come your way.
all well and good. If they don't, you
can't make them A smile is neces-
sary in most cases to right things If
you don't know how to smile or can't
smile, you are badly off.
Here is the recipe for smile:
One pair of red lips that turn up
ward at the corners, the redder the
better, and the sharper the upward
curve the prettier the lips will be. The
lips should also be full and what is
called ripe. If your lips are not ripe
you must learn how to ripen them.
For your smile, which is to be g.
permanent one, always ready when
wanted, you will need a set of dimples.
One will answer if you have no more.
But it should be located in the chin.
A chin dimple makes all the difference
in the world when one is counting up
ones good looks; in a smile it is half
/
In your smile you really ought to
| have cheek dimples. But these are
difficult unless your face is fat Still
they are not impossible even to the
thin checked girl. Dimples are so de-
ligntful when you are smiling. They
are cheerful and persuasive.
Dentistry at home seems impossible.
! yet there are certain preventives
which may come under the head Of
dentistry The teeth play very i'm
/ portant part in the smile-in fact, there
can be said to be no smile at all I'M
less the teeth are nice; otherwise the
smile is a mere grimace. 1t should not
be attempted.
The habit of holding the hand up in
front of the lips when one smiles to
hide defect in the teeth is to be de-
plored. It makes the one who smiles
look awkward, and it defeats itself in
that it merely calls attention to the
i fact that the teeth are poor. Don't
smile at al unless you can smile a
pretty, open smile.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
Report Of State Chemist Shows
That Milk Taken By Inspec-
tors is Mostly Pure
KENOSHA MILK is IN THE TEST
200 Samples From Wisconsin Cities
are Examined. and Only Eleven
Samples Failed to Pass the
State Chemist

The Hon. John @. Emery has sent
to the EVENING News an analysis of
the report of the state chemist in re-
gard to samples of milk taken from
different cities in the state during the
past few weeks and it seems that the
visit of the inspectors to Kenosha and
other cities in the state have not re-
suited in any sensational discoveries
in regard to the quality of the milk
but the inspectors have found lot of
dirty cans in all parts OF the state.
The arrest of milkmen in Kenosha
may have led the people to believe
that this was the only city in the state
in which dirty cans were being used
but the report of the chemist seems
to indicate that this violation of the
law was common one. The chemist
was instructed by the State Board to
make a most careful examin tiou of
the two hundred and nine samples of
milk and cream submitted to him and
it is rather remarkable that in so
large number of samples only eleven
the state law. The cases where the
milk was below the standard are not
enumerated and for this reason it is
impossible to tell just where the Ke'
nosha milk stood. However, the re-
port made by the chemist to the health
officer was to the effect that all milk
from Kenosha passed the state in.
spection for butter fats but that some
of it showed signs of being watered.
The report of the chemist to the de.
partment is as follows:
MADISON, WIS, Sept. 4, 1907.
HON. ]. 0. EMERY, State Dairy and
Food Commissioner, Madison, Wis,
Dear Sir: During the past three
weeks have examined, for the pres
ence of preserva tives, 200 samples OF
city milk and cream. The samples
we're collected by inspectors Aderhold
and Cannon as follows:
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
JACK LoNDoN's RECIPE.
Wild Duck Cooked In This Way I.
Sovereign Food"

Wild Duck Cooked In This Way 10
Sovereign Food"
Jack London, the novelist, is a great
lover Of game, particularly Of wild
duck, which he has dubbed the "sov-
ereign food" IF he is to eat duck,
however, Mr.. London insists that the
bird shall be cooked after his own par
ticular recipe. Thus If the wild duck
Is to be roasted 1t must first be stuffed
with celery and then cooked In a very
hot oven for just fourteen minutes
This leaves it blood rare, but when II
Is busted with salt and paprika, gar.
nished with lemon and served with
fried hominy or Italian spaghetti there
are few dishes that could be more de-
ucious. There are SO many methods
Of cooking spaghetti that Mr.. London's
favorite recipe FOR this dish will be
read with interest. "Boil one pound OF
Italian spaghetti for about half an
hour" he says, land be sure that the
boiling water Is first poured upon the
spaghetti, as otherwise It will be dis.
~SASSu0AJ OA@hy. SSA ala DOu luISS
good sized tomatoes. When they are
smooth add the juice from one can OF
French mushrooms and one tablespoon
ful Of cornstarch, already mixed with
Q little water, Glove Of garlic, q
pinch Of cayenne pepper, little salt
and sage as seasoning. Take the
mushrooms from which the juice has
already been used, cut each Of them
once or twice and spread the pieces
cold over the spaghetti after it has
been placed upon hot platter. Their
pour the tomato sauce over the spa
ghetu and mushrooms, add a little
Parmesan cheese and garnish with
parsley. Delineator.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12

Of all these samples, three only
contained preservative-tha Of
formaldehyde-a cream and milk Of
a Marinette dealer, and q cream of a
city creamery in Ashland,
A more thorough analysis of
samples either sent or taken to the
laboratory has shown that six sam
pies of milk were be1ow1ega1 standard
in solids not fat, two below in both
fat and solids not fat, while two
creams did not reach the standard of
Is percent butter fat as prescribed by
law.
On the whole, should say that the
quality Of city milks and creams is
good, when the statement is made in
regard to the fat and solids not fat
content; however, imagine that in
spe ctors Aderho1d and Cannon will
not give the same praise to the cans
and bottles in which they we're de.
livered. Respectfully,
A. E. KLUNDERT,
Asst. Chemist.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12

The bracelet was apparently of ivory
"a tiny tusk that by some freak of ma
ture had grown into a circle.
"But no." said the dealer; "this is no
freak. It is designed thing. It is
one Of those bracelets that the pigs Of
the New Hebrides are made to grow
Yes, in the New Hebrides they
make their pigs their jewelers.. They
do this simply by removing the ami
mails upper canine teeth. Then the
lower ones, having nothing to grind
against, grow into a spiral. These
spirals as soon RS they are complete
are removed with a pincherlike instru-
ment and are worn upon the wrist.
Sometimes pigs tooth will grow
into q perfect circle-th is, the point
curves round and grows directly into
the root Such a bracelet as that is
highly priced In fact, 1t Is worth twen-
ty Of the ordinary spiral ones."-Los
Angeles Times.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
RAILROADS PAY BIG TAXES
Northwestern Leads State Roads With
Tax of $51S,O17

Nearly million and three quarters
of dollars has come into the state
treasury during the last few days in
the form of drafts from railroad cor
porations for taxes. The increase is
about 100000 over the amount re-
ceived by the state from this source a
year ago.
The Northwestern road paid in a
single check $518,OH.42, which was
the largest ever received in the de-
partment. The taxes of the St. Paul
road, $516, 82O.31, were paid to the
treasury in several checks. The
smallest tax, "a cents, was paid by the
Chicago and Lake Superior road,
which runs between Cambridge and
London, Dane county.
The railroad companies pay their
taxes practically twice a year. In
February they pay to the treasury in
accordance with certain provisions of
the license fee system. In August
they pay what is due the state under
the old ad valorem system. It often
happens with the small spur roads
that the amount demanded under the
license fee is greater than the amount
under the ad valorem system and later
in the year the treasury has to make
a certain refund to the road.
Fifty roads paid the total tax of
ST., 147, 124. 81 as compared to $1,317,-
4O0.58 collected last year. This is not
the total annual tax of the roads, but
the part of it which is annually col
1ected in August.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
Lady Curzon's Discovery.

The late Lady Curzon is said to have
told some American friends that very
early In her married life she discov-
cred that Lord Curzon liked to be
dressed for" So she resolved that he
should never come to dinner without
finding her in garb little different
from what other people had seen her
In. 1T is not much trouble" she said,
''and it pleases him."
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
Pies and Pie Crust.

A good way to prevent the juice
from running out of fruit pie is to
insert funnel shaped piece of paper
in the top crust This will allow the
steam to escape while the pie is bak-
ing. Many people sprinkle the top
OF juicy pie with -four before put
ting on the top crust Another good
suggestion is to use minute tapioca
instead of -four for the purpose.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
The Attraction.

Mr.. Gotsum Maria, how long has
that young Smoothley been comina
here to see Nellie2
Mrs. Gotsum-Let me see. You re.
member when the papers published
that story about your having sold q
gold mine for half a m1llion2
EYES,"
''Well, as nearly as recall It, that's
the time when he began coming."--
London Express.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12

Fred Dickhaut, the little son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Charles A. Dickhaut, fell
from street car in Racine on Thurs
day evening and as result he is suf-
fering from conclusion of the brain.
Physicians attending are hopeful that
the accident will not result in a per.
manent injury to the boy.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
WILL BUILD HOUSES
Fritz Tanck Improving Property Cor
ner Of Ridge and Wisconsin SITS

Fritz Tanck is improving Kenosha
in another spot. Last season he pur-
chased the unsightly piece of land at
the corner of Wisconsin and Ridge
streets and since then he has put
down five foot cement walk around
the whole place and running to
Prairie avenue. He has sold two lots
for $1,000 each and is building two
houses on the back lots and will cover
the remaining lots with houses.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12
KROGH STOCK SOLD
COMFORT Bros. Purchase the Stock of
Alfred Krogh, the Park st. Tailor

Attorney George w. Taylor, trustee
in charge Of the property of Alfred
krogh, the former Park street tailor,
this morning disposed of the Krogh
stock to Comfort Brothers of this
city and it will not be removed from
the present place of business. The
trustee received $3.50 for the stock
this being little over half the in
ventory. The sale of the stock will
make it possible for the creditors to
receive about twenty-five percent for
their claims. The COMFORT Brothe. s
have already leased the building
formerly occupied by Krogh a nd will
continue the business.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12

Real Estate. E. R. Head.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-09-12

Elihu Hawkins, aged IS years, a
resident of the town of Brighton, who
has been receiving treatment at the
Alexian Brothers hospital for some
time, was examined by physicians in
the County Court Thursday and
found to be not insane. The old man
is still in the county jail and the
,county judge is making an effort to
have him sent to some state institu.
tion to care for the senile.
It is reported that the Chicago &
Milwaukee Railway company is pur-
chasing large tract of ground be-
tween Racine and Milwaukee which
is to be used as a pleasure park. It is
claimed that q. large sum of money
will be expended in improving the
land and it is planned to have it ready
for opening next spring. It is claimed
that the park will be quite as popular
as Riverview and Ravinia.
The little three year old son Of Mr..
and Mrs. Jacob Anderson, of Dayton
street, met with bad accident Thurs
day evening at the ST. George ceme-
terry. The boy was visiting the Gene
terry in company with his father and
mother and in some way pulled a
tomb stone over him. He was very
badly bruised. The injured boy was
removed to his home and DR.. Ripley
attended him. His injuries are so
serious that he will be laid up for
some time.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
THIS is MY 4sTH BIRTHDAY.
w. H. p. Faunce.

The Rev. William Herbert Perry
Faunce, D. D., president of Brown uni
versity, was born in Worcester, Mass,
Jan. Is, 1859. The son of minister,
the Rev. Daniel w. Faunce, he is a
direct descendant of Thomas Faunce,
who was ruling elder in Old Plymouth
church for 40 years and whose tomb
stone On Burying Hill, Plymouth, is
one of the Oldest in that ancient
cemetery. Young Faunce was fitted
for college at the public schools Of
Concord, N. H., and Lynn, Mass, and
was graduated from Brown in 1880,
later he took course at Newton
Theological seminary, and was ordain-
ed in 1884. For a number of years
after he had entered the ministry he
occupied the pulpit of the fashionable
Fifth Avenue Baptist church, New
York. Prior to becoming president
of Brown university DR.. Faunce was
an instructor at Harvard and at the
summer school of the University of
Chicago. He is an intimate friend of
John D. Rockefeller and has been
prominently mentioned as a possible
successor to DIR. William r. Harper
as president of the University of Chic
ago.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
Odd Things In Animals.

Unlike most animals, horses have
no eyebrows and hares are minus eye
: lids. Consequently the eyes of the
latter can not be shut and a thin
membraneous substance covers them
when asleep. The eye of the owl is
also peculiar, seeing that it is i'm.
movably fixed in its socket and can
not stir in any direction. To compen.
safe for this seeming disadvantage
it can turn its head almost completely
around without moving it's body.
II you were to keep a frogs mouth
open many minutes it would soon die,
as, owing to its peculiar construction,
1t can breathe only with the mouth
closed. On the other hand, fishes are
compelled to keep opening and closing
their mouths in order to give their
respiration organs full play.
A curious fact about the eel is that
1t has less life in its head than in its
tail, consequently, when killing an eel
the fisherman smashes IT'S tail; it also
has two hearts. Snakes usually have
their teeth in the head, but one varie.
ty in Africa, whose principal food is
eggs, is provided with substitute
for them in its stomach.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
BOSTON POULTRY SHOW.
Associated Press to The Evening Tin.

Associated Press to The Evening Times.
Boston, Mass, Jan. 15.-Mechanics'
Building was transformed today into
an immense barnyard, and all day long
it resounded with the cackling of hens,
growing Of ROSTERS, quacking of ducks
and geese, piping of canaries, while
the sounds from other varieties of
poultry contributed to the musical
medley in the great building. The
eleventh annual exhibition of the Bos-
ton poultry association was opened in
the morning and the show will con-
tinue through the week. The exhibit
ton is the largest the association has
ever held. In addition to all varieties
Of poultry it includes many fine speci-
mems of pigeons, cats, water fowl and
pet stock. A special feature this year
has been made Of dressed poultry and
eggs. Thomas w. Lawson and others
have contributed literally to the list.
of premiums.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
Whisky was Not for Her.

A woman who apparently had been
averse to entering saloon ap-
preached the bartender in a fashion.
able North Side place the other even.
ing and in low tones called for a quart
of whisky. Five or six men were
standing near the end of the bar, says
the Chicago Inter- Ocean.
"Now, I don't want you to think
this is for me-" said the woman in
way of explanation, at the same time
glancing furtively at the men near the
end of the bar. "My husband, who is
Ill sent me for, the liquor and did not
want to come because thought you
might thiAk it was for me, and !
naturally would feel embarrassed.
What do you drink, wood alcohol? 2"
returned the bartender in a matter-of.
fact way. The men near the end OF
the bar laughed aloud.
II didn't come in here to be insult.
3D." returned the woman savagely, at
the same time manifesting her con.
tempt for the loungers with a vicious
stare.
"And would like to inform you
that I do not propose to have my
goods insulted, either" said the bar.
tender in determined tone of voice.
After parleying several minutes the
bartender handed the woman the bot.
tie of whisky and she hurried from
the place, slamming the door violently.
They come in here that way almost
every day." said the bartender in ex.
planning the woman's embarrassment.
MANY men are too lazy to go after
liquor themselves and they send their
wives. That woman was no doubt
telling the truth when she said she did
not want the whisky for herself. was
just kidding her."
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
GRAND FORKS CONTRACTORS ARE
EMINENT IN THEIR PROFESSION

Bales and Perkins in the past few
years have performed a vast amount
of first class contracting work. The
firm has always been among the most
reliable in the northwest and the men,
bers are here to stay.
F. J. Brown another of the veterans
of the contracting business in this
city, is here, there and everywhere,
is pursuance to his calling. A man
thus moulded must needs be success
full.
Ray and Green have been in busi.
ness here for several years and are
looked upon as very reliable. The firm
Is painstaking and exacting and full
fills every obligation to the letter,
sighting nothing and giving the best
service. Here's to their future well
fare.
Among the new contracting nrms in
the city is that officially designated as
Melby & Standahl. They are as good
as their bond and worth 100 cents
on the dollar. The firm has planned
many fine buildings and expect to
plan many more, in the course of
natural events.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
Boiled eeets.

Old beets require great care in
boiling. Four hours slow cooking will,
as rule, make them tender. II they
are wilted and tough, soak them in
cold water, over night. Next morn.
ing wash. put them into boiling water,
and cook slowly. When done remove
the skin by rubbing with a towel;
cut into thin slices, dish in hot dish,
dust with salt and pepper and pour
over a little melted butter. Those
left over may be put in vinegar and
used as garnish for potato or car.
rot salad.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
9UoENIE AND NAPOLEON
Hsw She Won the Heart o. Thas
World-Monareh.

- = u i LIZ. 2 Il III L 3
At Compiegne. one afternoon, when
the flower Of the court was idling
round his vingt-et.nn table, Mile Do
Montijo. seated at the emperor's right.
consulted him from time to time a. to
her play.
She found two picture cards in her
hand. counting 20 out Of 81 best
points. n
Stand on that" advised Napoleon.
1T 10 very high"
NO." answered Mile de Montijo. II
want all or nothing"
The court ladies were in full Sian.
der OF her when Napoleon had made
up his mind to marriage. They lad
extraordinary manners, those frs u
dies Of the Second Empire court. One
evening at Compiegne, when Eugene
was going in to dinner on the arm Of
Colonel de Toulongeon. a slight con.
fusion permitted him to whisk her
ahead Of Nine. Fortoul, wife Of the
minister.
Howl" she exclaimed audibly to
her cavalier. do you permit that -
creature to push past met"
The next morning Mile. de Montijo,
with tears in her eyes, stood sadly on
the terrace, apart from the others. Ma
poleon. who had sought her. asked her
the cause of her sorrow. II must leave
him her long list of sights and in.
suits. The emperor listened to the
beautiful girl, tranquil and smiling.
Then, when she had finished, he tore
few green twigs from bush, deftly
twisted them into crown and said
loud. that all might hear, as he placed
it upon her head:
Wear this one meanwhile
1t was his announcement of their
Misunderstanding Heilig, in Metro
politan Magazine.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
Bridget Was Willing to Work.

Bridget Was Willing to Work.
I'VE had at one time in our sery.
ice," says q modern housekeepey, "a
very simple young woman, who came
to US through one Of the registry Of.
foes in our town.
"she showed the quality of her in.
telligence on the very day she came.
She was told to 90 out into the yard
and take down the clothes line, which
was stretched upon half q dozen posts
set up for that purpose.
Bridget was at the task go long
that we began to wonder what on
earth had become Of her. We went
out to see what she was doing, and
found her working away vigorously
with spade. She had dug up three
Of the posts and had almost completed
the work upon the. fourth. She did
not stay with us long!"-spare Mo.
ments.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
Or. capen wa. Ready.

DR.. Samuel B. Capen, while presi.
dent Of Tufts College, once delivered
the diplomas to the grammar school
graduates in Maiden. and in his ad-
dress to the scholars used the word
neither" with the letter 4" silent,
but giving some quotations pro.
nounced the same word with an ap-
parent accent on the letter 'f." A
gentleman who was present asked
the learned doctor later whether the
word was neither" or "nither."
Suspecting little quizzing from the
twinkle in his questioner's eye, the
president replied "that query was an
swered long ago in this way:
An inexperienced young woman
asked an older matron what she
should use for fruit pudding, "Rais.
ins or dried grapes" and the matron
answered quickly, "e-ther or i.ther.'
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15
Where He Rubbed II.

Southwark from the summit of Mt.
Moosilauke and near it's base lies the
pretty little village of Warren, N. H.
Here lives the towns genius, whom
everyone calls '"Pat," one who lie
ever ready with his good nature and
Irish wit to make friends with all.
One cold, rainy day the Methodist
minister of the town met pat" on the
street in his shirt sleeves and said,
"Pat, you ought to have on your coat,
you will catch your death of cold"
"sure, won't" replied Pat. when
I get good soaking I use a little
whiskey and always come out all
right"
"But, Pat" said the minister, "May
! ask where you rub it ont"
you are too wise a man to ask
such a question as that" replied Pat,
with laugh.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-01-15

Alfred G. Vanderbilt's show horses
are to be shipped to England early in
March, to be prepared for the inter-
national horse show. Mr.. Vanderbilt
is contemplating an all-summer camp
align abroad, and may exhibit his
stable, not only in London, but at the
leading outdoor shows in England and
perhaps at The Hague. in Holland, as
we'll.