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them will stick out. If these failings
are so pronounced that they induce
you to 80 to bed with your clothes on,
you need the restraints OF boarding
house Home was never intended for
such catt'e.
used to know man down in the
town where | was raised whose habit
It was to get pleasantly loaded every
Saturday night. About i o'clock Of n
Sunday morning he would reach q
point where it became necessary for
him to lift up his voice in song, and the
only song he knew was Home, Sweet
Home" He would MARBLE this over
and over until the barkeeper's patience
was exhausted, when he would be
gently but forcibly elected with an
urgent request to seek the pleasures
OF that sweet domicile to which he of
fered his unmeIodious libations. Sam
would meander down the straight and
narrow path which led to his cottage,
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So many false formulas and malicious
had been published through the con-
nivance of jealous competitors and dis
gruntled doctors, that DIR. Pierce eter-
mined to completely disarm his assail-
ants by full and frank statement OF
their exact composition, verifying the
same under oath as complete and cor
rect. This he has done and to the
complete discontinue of those who had
assailed his good name as well as the
well-earned reputation of his W rid
famed medicines.
Not only does the wrapper of every
bottle of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, the famous medicine for
weak stomach, torpid liver or billie US
ness and all catarrhal diseases wherever
located, have printed upon it, IN PLAN
English, full and complete list of all
the ingredients composing it, but a
small book has been compiled from
numerous standard medical works, of
all the different schools of practice,
containing very numerous extracts from
the writings of leading practitior ers
of medicine, endorsing IN the strongest
possible terms, each and every ingred-
lent contained in DR.. Pierce's medi-
cines. One of these little books will be
mailed free to any one sending address
on postal card or by letter, to DR.. R. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, and requesting
the same. From this booklet it will be
learned that Dr. Pierce's medicines con-
tain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious
agents and that they are made from
native, medicinal roots of great value;
also that some of the most valuable in
gradients contained in DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription for weak, nervous,
over-worked, vrun-down," nervous and
debilitated women, were employed, long
years ago by the Indians for similar
ailments affecting their squaws. In
fact, one of the most valuable me tic
inal plants entering into the compost
ton of DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton was known to the Indians as
vSquaw-Weed." Our knowledge of the
uses of not few of our most valuable
native, medicinal plants was gained
from the Indians.
AS made up by improved and exact
processes, and with the use of specially
designed chemical apparatus, the VA
vorite Prescription is most efficient
remedy for regulating all the womanly
functions, correcting displacements, as
prolapsus, anteversion and retroversion,
overcoming painful periods, toning up
the nerves and bringing about perfect
state of health.
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The eract proportion of the several in.
gradients used in these medicines, as
well as the working formula and peeul~
lar processes, apparatus and appliances
employed in their manufacture, a@
withheld from publicity that DR.. Piercs
proprietary rights may not be infringed
and trespassed upon by unprincip1ed
imitators and those who may be pirati~
cally inclined.
DIR. John Fyfe, of Saugatuck, ConS,s
Editor of the Department of Therapeu-
tics in The ELECTRIC REVIEW says of
Unicorn root (Hezomaas Ds0scG) one of
the chief ingredients of DIR. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription: "a remedy which
invariably acts as uterine invigoratoR
and always favors a condition which
makes for normal activity of the entire
reproductive system, cannot fail to be-
of great usefulness and of the utmost
Importance to the general practitioners
of medicine t.N
vHelonias more fully answers the
above purposes than amy other drug
aCsth 90hSch I am acquainted. In the
treatment of diseases peculiar to women
it is seldom that case is seen which
does not present some indication for
this remedial agent"
vThe following are among the lead"
ing indications for Helonias: Pain OF
aching in the back, with leucorrheas
atomic weak conditions of the repro
ductive organs of women, mental do
preston and irritability, associated with
chronic diseases of the reproductive
organs of women, constant sensation OF
heat in the region of the kidneys: menor-
rhagia, (vfooding" due to weakened
condition of the reproductive system;
amenorrhea, arising from or accompa-
nying an abnormal condition of the
digestive organs and an anemic (thin
blood) habit; dragging sensations in the
extreme lower part of the abdomen"
If more or less of the above symptoms
are present, no invalid women can do bet
ter than take DIR. Pierce's Favorite Pre-.
scription, which is rich in all the medicinal
properties of Unicorn root or HelOniass
MEN AND WOMEN
should have medical book handy. They
| should know about anatomy and physt.
ology. They should have book that
treats of the sociological relations of the
sexes as well as how and when to advise
son and daughter. Has unequaled en-
dorsement of thepress, ministry, legal and
medical professions. A standard work is
| the Peoples Common Sense Medical
| Adviser, by r. ". Pierce, M. d. Send 80
one-cent stamps for the cloth-bounG
book, or 81 stamps for the paper-cOvered
volume. Address Doctor r. V. PIERCE
! Buffalo, N. Y.
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healthy, right minded young married
people who have enough money in
hand to buy little furniture, rent a
small fat and lay in a months provi-
sions. The boarding house may be ac-
cepted as = temporary expedient but
as a permanent abode it won't do.
Real, true domestic life is impossible
within it. You are confined, as a rule,
to single room, in the furnishings of
which you have only material in
terest At the table you are forced to
nest a miscellaneous lot Of people,
some Of whom you wouldn't care to
know if you had your choice. You
must accept the food that is placed
before you and thank heaven it is no
worse. No matter what your individ
ual tastes may be, you can't satisfy
your desires, for if you can induce the
landlady to supply you with special
dishes you will incur the jealousy and
Ill will of other less favored boarders,
who will make your existence as I'M
pleasant as possible in the many little
ways so well known to habitual board
ers.
In this delectable atmosphere your
wife will be left alone all day, with
nothing to do. She will for awhile
take breakfast with you, but will soon
find lying In bed becomes more and
more pleasant method of killing time,
and you will leave the house without
waking her. When the pangs of hun
ger compel her, she will rise, mince a
little breakfast, do little fancy work,
read a little book, indulge in little
gossip with the other women boarders,
make few calls, perhaps, and by the
time you come to dinner will be suf-
iciently bored to make even family
quarrel seem diverting. A woman
doesn't differ much from a man. She
cannot develop unless life has a pur-
pose, and in the demoralizfng surround
ings of a boarding house she shrivels
up morally and Intellectually unless
she breaks out and finds work or a
mission for herself Ordinary boarding
house life is absolute stagnation, and it
Is one Of natures memorable laws that
stagnation breeds death. know there
are people who will rise above adj
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-05-18

At the table you are forced to meet q
miscellaneous lot of people.
verse conditions wherever they may be
placed, but / have as yet seen no rea-
son to count you among them. At any
rate, it is serious risk, and I earnest
ly hope you will not take it.
Home Is School.
On the other hand, home is natures
training school for the making of gen
uine men and women. I'll admit that
nature doesn't always turn out first
class job, but that's the fault of the
material. l know some persons who
wear trousers who couldn't be turned
into men by any process natural or ar
tificial. l would not be SO ungallant
as to apply the same statement to
some persons in petticoats whom l
have met, but I am afraid their trans
minds and souls, all in active opera
ton, would be task too great for any
agency However, that's diversion.
If you want to grow in every way,
mentally, morally, spiritually; If you
want to be happy, get you few rooms
that you can call home. 1t doesn't
matter whether it is a three room fiat
or a $4,000 apartment just SO the
rent is in proper proportion to your
income. I don't mean to say that a
home makes happiness any more than
-four makes cake, but it's a mighty
necessary ingredient, and it's the one
you have to start with. 1t gives at
once the foundation, the environment
and the atmosphere essential to happi-
ness. / am aware that | am mixing my
metaphors little, but want to press
the point into you until you boiler
that home and happiness begin with
the same letter and start at the same
place.
You never were much of a hand to
accept dogmatic statements, and l can
imagine YOU taking the other side of
the question just for the sake of argu-
ment, so III humor you with some rea-
sons for my belief in the theory which
worked so we'll in practice in my case,
as you certainly know, and In the ex-
perience of many of my friends.
Better Chance For Acquaintance.
l think l have told you something
about the necessity of intimate ac-
quaintance between man and wife
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A BOLD STEP.

TO overcome reasonable objections of tina
intelligent medicinal compounds DR. R. W
Pierce time decided to make bold de-
parue from the usual pursued by the makers Of putp me
published broadcast openly the
whole world full and complete list of all the ingredients entering
composition of his widely celebrated medicines Thus he has
taken his patients into his full confidence Thus
absolutely his medicines from
doubtful merits and made them Remedies Of Rno
COMPOSITION.
They a all misunderstanding absolutely
and i'm every Non-secret
this bold step DR. Pierce has shown that his formulas of such
he
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-05-18

You maze 10 1UeGf u exception. IL
mask all the time. thought you had
developed any idiosyncrasies of that
sort, wouldn't write letters to you. I'd
call onyoupersonally and I'd carry with
me large club studded with tenpenny
nails. But look upon you as an aver
age man, and home is the only place In
which the average man and the aver
age woman can become thoroughly and
intimately acquainted, the acquaint-
ance which is essential to the develop
ment of domestic happiness.
Something to Live For.
In a home each of you has something
to live for something that is a part of
and inseparable from each other. There
Is something about the atmosphere that
develops mutual ambition to which the
surroundings Of a boarding house are
fatal. You feel your responsibilities,
and your shoulders broaden to uphold
them. Your mind expands under the
same influence You feel that you are
a citizen, factor in the affairs of the
world. Nobody else will notice it, per
haps, but you can afford to look with
supreme Indifference upon the lack of
attention of other people.
A man and his wife should be all
things to each other. They occupy
little world to themselves. What mat
tiers it what goes on outside? The rest
of humanity constitutes source Of
supply for bread and butter and some
other desira BILE things, and for this rea-
son If no other it should be treated
with consideration, but otherwise it is
not: essential to domestic happiness.
Much too often it is the cause of do
nestle failure. Go inside your little
fort, close the doors and let the world
wag as it will. You can't do that in a
boarding house; you have to take the
world in with you. OF course you have
heard the saying that wagging world
on the outside is better than wagging
tongue on the inside, and in some
cases, regret to say, 1t is true, but
the men who suffer from woman's
tongue are generally themselves to
blame. The fair sex has been known
on occasions to resort to rolling pins
and f1atirons, but its natural weapon
is the tongue, and, as the Irfshman
would say, it is quite effective in capa-
BILE hands. 1t has no sting, however,
where love rules and where the wife is
shown the courtesy she is entitled to.
At any rate, whatever differences of
opinion may arise between man and
wife, they can be more satisfactorily
discussed within the natural precincts
of home Whatever troubles may
arise, they can be better borne and
easier disposed of at home than in
boarding house.
Cheaper After All.
Now / want to get back for a few
moments to sordid considerations. /
have said that the direct expense of
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/ knoaD some persons qgh0 a1edr trousers.
You must know one another, and in
boarding house you can't possibly get
more than a superficial knowledge
You are more or less in public all the
time, and your manners are more or
less srtifcial You can't be yourself.
If you have any regard for your repu-
tation, you have to wear a mask all the
time. At home, unless you have a
household of starched and uniformed
servants, you are free to be natural.
You show yourself in your true colors.
Whatever faults you may have and l
reckon you're pretty well loaded with
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-05-18

! haze hGG experience. cheaper for
young couple to keep house. have
had some personal experience, and
know a great many other people who
have arrived at years Of discretion
after sundry wrestles with the same
immortal conundrum, every one of
whom has found, as l have, that 1t
costs more to keep up a home, how
ever modest, than it does to board with
the same relative surroundings.
Now Proceed Slowly.
All this talk about the economy of
home life is tommyrot unless it refers
entirely to indirect results, and it leads
to wrong conclusions and many mis-
takes on the part of young married
people, The youth is told that two can
live as cheaply as one-another old and
dangerous delusion-and proceeds to
figure that his income will answer very
we'll for two on that basis. He gets
married, rents him a fat or little
house and settles down to save money
and be happy. He can easily do both
If he goes about it in the right way.
but he soon learns that two cannot
live as cheaply as one-unless he was
extravagant before marriage and des-
Derately economical afterward - and
that keeping house always costs more
than any advance calculations. The
statisticians of domestic economy make
things look mighty pretty on paper. If
some Of them were to be believed, you
could keep house and get fat on your
cigar money. But their enticing theo-
ries won't work out in practice. A
measure Of disappointment is the in
variable result Of the attempt, and in
the discovery lie the beginnings Of
many unhappy married lives.
I want you to go into this business
with your eyes open. l would like very
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-05-18
Evolution.

Don't you believe in evolution p
asked the scientific man.
Certainly answered Miss Cayenne
"No change that centuries bring about
in natural history can be more remark
able than that which a woman under
goes in a single day as she progresses
from curl papers to evening gowns. =
Washington Star.
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still singing, and
without entering
the house or try
ing to enter
he knew better
W 0 u d go
around to the
w God 8 b e d,
W b e r e, in a
comfortable cor
ner, he would
sleep peacefully
and happily UNI
til sunrise. Sam,
however, was an
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were nOt0lng 10
consider but the
question Of cost
that Is to say,
the direct ex-
pense-the fixed
charges, as the
railroad m an
would put i'll
should ad V | s e
you to board. 1t
used to be a
popular idea, and
may be yet for
aught I know to
the contrary,
t b a t it w a s
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ing house. The Close the doors and let
incentive to the aoorld aoag.
thrift and economy is lacking That
ambition for better things which is the
peculiar product of home life will find
you at the end of the year with more
money in your pocket than If you had
spent an aimless twelve months in a
pension.
Go. get thee to real estate agent,
my boy, and rent castle, even If it
has but three rooms and all of them
dark. You'll encounter difficulties, but
you'll learn to overcome them; you'll
have annoyances, but they'll make life
sweeter by contrast; you'll have trou-
bles, but troubles brayely borne will
make better man of you and better
woman of her. Your affectionate ia
Their, JOHN SNEED.
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Hitch money to the rear of the Vehtcle
and not in front.
much to see you have home Of your
own, for reasons which l shall give
you, but don't want you to have any
false notions about it's cost II the
financial end is your only considera-
ton, by all means get you respecta-
BILE boarding PLACE, where you will
have comfortable room and eatable
food at reasonable rates, if. such COM
bination exists You will have the sat
isfaction of knowing just how much
you will have to pay for your meals
and lodging and laundry, and there
will be few extras. AS purely finan-
cial proposition it is very simple. But
on that but-marriage is not properly a
financial proposition. know very we'll
that it is in great many cases, and
the tendency to make it so seems to be
growing, but it isn't right.
Money is an important factor in do
nestle life, but beyond the necessities
of existence it is not an essential.
properly uSeu. IL Will uelp 10 make
happiness, but at its best it is mere
auxiliary Put it in single harness and
depend upon it alone to draw you to
bliss, and you will find that it will
surely bolt at the first fork of the
road and either upset the wagon or
carry you farther and farther away
from your goal. 1t is much better to
hitch it to the rear end of the vehicle,
where it can jog along comfortably
and docilely and be on hand when you
need it. Be sure, however, to tie it
good and fast. for when you want it
you want it bad.
But Temporary Expedient.
Let me get back to where | jumped
the track The direct cost-mind You,
the direct cost of boarding is less
than the cost of Keeping house. every
thing being equal That is the one
thing that can be said IN its fayo"
when it is being conqiderel by tW,
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keeping house is
greater than that
of boarding, but
in the long run
the home is real
ly cheaper. The
lack Of occupa-
ton and the pet
ty social rivalry
Of the boarding
house lead to ex-
travag ances in
( b e W q Y o I
amusement and
dress that would
be unthought Of
If you were keep
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-05-18
EYAs LANDS We t own 10000 N} sf land

EXAX4 LAWUS In the PANHANDLE q md
sNHORNE VALLEY, Texas. sone of the most fertile
iIevs in the state. The Southern Pacific Railroad
sses through the Van Horne Valley lands and the
z rhPanhandle tract. These lands are exceptionally
ii located for retail purposes. They were carefully
acfad gid having purchased them some time ago
Can quote you prices and terms that are right.
md AGENTS, ATTENTiON!--Secure control
1il000 acres of this land, which you do by MAX
"a small payment down, and realize profit of
1000 own g GSs Co. s sep P ON PRESS
Z, st. PAUL. MINI,
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The Making Of a.
Successful Husband
By cAsPAR S. YOST.
The Important Question of Board.
ing or Keeping House - However
Humble the Beginning of Home.
1t Is Better Than the Most Attrac-
tive BoardinG House. ~ ~
copyright. 1905, by C. s. Yost.l

ICopyright, 1905, by c. S. Yostl
N RY DEAR JOHN infer from
" your letter just received,
which Is more distinguished
by it's breyity than its lucid
ty, that you are undecided as to
whether you shall board or keep house.
You are evidently trying to argue your
self into the belief that boarding Is
the ideal life, while way down in your
lnnards is longing for home that
Vou can't get rid Of.
There is something favorable to be
said of either proposition. If there
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-05-18

PASSENGER d ally EXCEPT SUNDAY
80 D IN Lv.....S st. Paul. Ar 2:20 p M
rs p .........Little Falls.... 10:45 m
AS pm Ar. Morris Lv 1920 IN
Through tickets to all points in the
United States, Canada, Alaska, China
and Japan.
Northern Pacinc Express money order
for sale. Bankable anywhere
CHAS. S. FEE, G. F. A, ST. Paul, Mimi
B. POWERS, Agent
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-08
AFTER HOP PICKERS.
Conrad Krebs, Hop King" VIII EN-
ploy 1900 People.

Conrad Krebs. who has large hop
yards in different parts of the Will
lamette valley, is in the city arranging
to open headquarters for engaging
pickers for the season, says a Port
land paper.
Picking will begin about Septem-
Der l." he says, ''and as we need
about 1900 pickers we have to begin
engaging help early. 1 look for a
good supply of pickers this year, how
ever, as the people who have picked
our hops in former years are mostly
figuring on returning to our yards
this year again.
whole families take their regu--
lar annual vacation in our yards, and
make money at the same time.
know of some heads of families who
are making as high as s5 a day in the
city, but they have notified their en-
ployers that their regular hop yard
vacation is due pretty soon and that
a leave of absence is expected. Where
the family is large and all the men,
bers work, they can make as much as
$50 day in our hop fields, and they
return to the city with health renew.
ed as WE'LL"
He says he will have preachers on
hand at the Independence yards to
conduct revival meeting during the
three weeks of hop picking. and that
this will be considered quite an at
traction by those religiously inclined.
In other yards, however, he will have
different kinds of recreation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-08

The plans are 10 bring together off
the California coast by the end of
December four divisions, each rep
resenting an aggregate of 15s,3ss
tons.
The following comprise Dayton's
fleet: First squadron-West Virgin
ia, Colorado, Maryland, Pennsylvania,
in all IS guns. second-Tennessee
and Washington, 20 guns; California
and South Dakota, 1S guns. Third
ST Louis. Charleston and Milwaukee,
II guns; Chicago, 1s.
Ships in the first squadron, in all,
1850 tons.
If Japan strikes sudden blow at
the Philippines the other Pacific in
sular possessions will be left at Japan's
mercy SO far as the navy is concern
ed, as the present force in the far east
is insufficient to cope with the enemy,
and any attempt TO strengthen that
force will be resented by Japan as an
unfriendly aot.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-08
WOMEN FORM A COLONY.
Colorado Girl Organizes Women to
File on Irrigated Land.

Settlers in the Little Snake river
valley reclamation district will be as
tonished when they take up their
claims September 8, under the Carey
act. to find a group of Colorado's
new women" installed as their
neighbors, says the Denver News.
This club is being formed by Miss
Ruth o. Owens of 164S Williams
street, Denver, and will be composed
of enough young women to take up
between them two full sections of
land, 1880 acres.
Not wishing to be bothered with
land agents and people desirous of
selling or leasing their farms at an
advanced figure, Miss Owens declines
to divulge the names of her copart-
ners. She declares tehat they are all
going into the project for the purpose
of getting comfortably fixed in life
through the income from their crops
and by steady increase in land values
which they are certain will come in
the next few years.