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Twain. Irving and the Chestnut.

The Boston people are telling a
new story about Mark Twain. and it
is this, and good one it is for some
people to recall on occasion. Mark
was telling stories. strangely enough,
and some young gentleman-Perkins,
let us call him-after the manner of
the very young, was trying to cap
them, but he always began with that
mock modest phrase: You must
have heard this before, Mr.. Clemens"
repeating the phrase at intervals
through his so-called story. Finally
Mark is said to have said this:
Perkins, that's no way to tell a
story. One night | was at supper
with Henry Irwin, and he had the
kins-'You must have heard this be-
fore'-or, You certainly have heard
this He began a story this way,
and I said, politely, No, Irwin, l
haven't, though | didn't know, of
course, what his story was about
After he had used this miserable
phrase three Zines, | said to him,
Irwin, l was born and raised in Mis-
souri,, where truth is ar discount
and courtesy is above Par. When a
friend begins story as YOU do with
You must have heard this story
courtesy prevails, and we say 10. 10
matter what the truth may h.: aid a
second time we say no; but when it
comes, like now. to the third time,
then truth assor5s herself. Yes,
Irwin, I've heard Your Old chestnut
manE, many tines; l invented it,"
Weekly.
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Ga Prophecy i'll Regard
to tie United States


Tia Americans are on the ro3I t.
feFc:H'ionize these ideals by the in
PRODUCTION OF the democratic frjuri
pie OF the equality Of individuals in
4 general equality of functions. In
this they are seeking to realize a
higher social ideal, but the results
Will be disappointing if not disas-
trous. For when this principle OF
equality has been carried to its losi-
, cal conclusion, and there is nothing
left but multitude of equal indi-
Nlduals-neither young nor old.
neither men nor women, neither ben
Gifted nor benefactors-all social Diff
ference and distinction will turn up-
on money. The whole hierarchy
will rest upon wealth; and as this
wealth must, through the operation
OF individualsm, necessarily be very
unequally distributed. the inevitable
result OF this passion for equality
will be, not what it is seeking, but
the most hideCus and most inhuman
OF incq ualitics. What a result. Plu-i
tolatry-the worship Of wealth-thei
madness of gold. To it Will then be
conhded the task of correcting false.
principles and their followers. and
OF shaping the destinics Of a reople.
But such a regime cannot ~ per-
manent. Since plutocracy always
rests upon inequality it is necessarily
at war with the principle of equality
and one or the other must give way.
In this struggle it is easy to read the
fate of plutocracy. The wealthy few
who constitute a plutocracy can exist
only through the suffrance and sup
port of the impecunious many, and
that support will be given only SO
long as it fails to comprehend it's
burdens. When it becomes fully
coenizant CT the inequalities by
which it is burdened, it will with
draw and leave the principle OF
equality to again assert it's sway by
oppressive social fabric of Unequal
ity which has been erected by I'M
bridled individualism while falsely
flying the flag Of individual equality.
The ideal equality will then be
sought in the opposite direction by
circumscribing the activities of the
individual in an iron framework of
social organization and repression.
Thus will be witnessed the strange
and self-contradictory phenomenon
Of Anglo-Sazon individualism devel-
opinS into and producing Latin So
ri ism From the "TOurnal Inc
time published in 1867.
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4 Suggested Explanation.

'The feelings Of women are far
Geeper and finer than those of man, ;"
cried the lady orator, in a fierce tone
I'VE are told by those who style
themselves the stronger sex that We
are much inferior. Is that 500
A loud chorus of NO" from the
ladies greeted this question, and the
orator went on:
Il say that woman feels where
man thinks
rs that the reason your husband
is baldo" inquired one Of the few
male members of the audience.
1t was lucky for him that he got
two seconds start in the race for the
door.-Pearson s Weekly.
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ever d. sr-and that's AHA L. S'y
a.5 i. tce WASHINGTON s,@r.
! vE;Y NATURAL. QUESTION.
>;aa5-s.lc spvl, .ne s...nM-r abroad
49,: tH4 l"any European ct.irs. aud
. =, sill: he:' tataet AID n1ther t.
--,. ;...Gs5 which made the Old world
la.I1uS. What most impressed her
were the tombs OF the celebrated PEG.
ple-filss and queens, princes and
pr.ncesse+ lords and ladies. soldiers
and prizes s-and the strange thing
abou, thes, dead and buried heroes
and heroines was hat almost every
one Of t.lem had met violent end.
Margaret was afraid TO ask how they
died. for fear Of hearing that it was
a case OF poisoning, or stabDing or
hanging, or Il sword thrust, or ps
tel shot, Or drowning. or being burnt
al the stale In Paris, of course, mos.
Gi the dead people had been beheaded
and Marsaret's little curly, tlaxen
locks w-uld rise in horror at the
thought Of it.
One day she was taken to visit Ma
poie3n's tomb, and the great soldiers
last resting place plunged her N deep
and serious thought
Was he nice man, papa?" she
asked, coming out Of brown study.
'Ie5-that is-well-on the whole
he wasn't so very lad
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1907-07-27
QUEEN HF\PICTTA

Henrietta Maria. queen consort of
Charles l. of Grea. Britain and Ire
land, was the Youngest child OF Hen
~ the Great King Of France, and
Maria de Medicis. She was born at
the Louvre, November %, 1909.
When the royal INFANT was only five
months old the long delayed coronation
Of the queen, her me her, took place.
The following day Henry the Great
was stabbed to death by a mailman,
this terrible act fulfilling the predic.
tion OF fortuneteler that Henry
would not live "a hours after the
coronation of his cOnsort. Owing to
this prophecy Henry had deferred the
coronation of Maria de Nedicis fer so
many years: but after the birth Of their
siXth-and Iast-child he was urged
by his queen con sort to do her the
justice OF having the coronation cere-
mOny performed without delay. It
is said he complied ieIuc, andy, fear
ing the fatality of the ceremony.
When Henrietta was 10 years old
she was welded to Charles |. of Grea.
Britain and Ireland Though in later
years they became most devoted hus-
band and wife thei? first years We're
made unhappy by frequent quarrels
over religion. Charles being Protes-
tant and Henrietta Maria most de-
vOut Catholic.
After becoming queen OF Great Bri-
tain and Ireland Henrietta was call
ed Queen Mary. the English not Xix.
ing the French name she bore
AS queen consort of the ill-fated
Charles l.. Henrietta Maria's life was
a most checkered one, beset by war
fare and perils. Had she no made
her escape to France during Charles
last trouble she would have gone to
the block with him. But she lived
to see her eldest son. Charles H.,
made king of Great B.itain and Ire
land She died in her siytieth year,
after many years OF Srea- physical
suffering Mary Graham in the Age
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1IECHEII.'S ZEBRA.

Oie u '"1 '''''" ~ ''''
.ii"ih il."ia no" $50 : oii -'4'' '1'-'
~ lHaeeo, 1t ""7 mo- ai''"as .ea''''
20 exist IS the tsP'cai rare y! oui'
cheii zeof2, lAe POM i"I7@t -, -
OF ZoeIoslsls' writes MI - a1Ai,eF III
kh0"iea3e- ms race apoatP al
haol'"a fAe pialhs 10 me moran o. we
'aal hNef, no" forming DF''-sh bPSh-
uanalahd. IL Is chaft. sef!@7a ~ lhe
compete absence OF barring Oh tAe
legs ana OF STRIPES On me owe: pl't
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1907-07-27
.e,,F OF WOnAN'S FAITH.
FULNESS.
a Ballad.

-
- c.-man songs are sung
etyer u heart ana German tongue,
Gefnihnn castle proud ana tail
pEn lio an's FaithuIuesa - taey call.
10 name. its built Of rock
lKe tor ay the tempest SHOCK
san..oring its stern rcp"se'
!sasnd ike its ivy grows.
.o was young and men were
brave did hold the word they gave,
iDiehss AZ true as far.
hdles German burg stood there.
:, ,ode a host Of steel, 49,,
nst y iUr king from head to heel,
ee iea.K conrad. fair Of fame,
s "a, Of Hohenstaufen NAME
land Ak dealt stroke on stroke.
.C"e stout iances ciasileo anu
eIok se.'ebt field at set Of sun.
RAISER stood, his fight wen "o"'
,.,,y purchased was ms lah ana
u g. ay dead on every ha tn,
nnt MI men lay in their bioon.
. sVore in rage the hS''So' ~
~. vho in yon castle fight ,..
'y Irish. be they chufi or khish''
k,pS Of my own men Is WIZ.
DOOM Of those WHO "'S''0 49,
slav the trai'trous race
nn as. give the ladies' grace;
nY n may they take. Whate er
I'm hacks they can bear.
r,iser spake, the women ileaiu.
acred is his knlshtiy "oIu
No and treasure US htcoi us -,
our backs bear We OUT ioiuS
.,sIe gate swung open wide. ,
rambered down the moufitaiiisloe
remen at the kings behest.
bore the one she loved the pest.
rarriors laughed. but conquered zoe
not escape their. anger 50,
friedrich swore IN bltter hioou,
slay them ALL the treach rous
brood"
rasped his hlt; then Konrad spake;;
lies who would my promise preak!
sAes and their lords so free:
.ssr's word shall sacred be.
sn times when men were brave
uRhts did hold the word they gave. |
.dies were as true as fair.
ucient burg doth witness bear.
Charlton Lawrence Edholm, in
bis Companion.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1907-07-27
Don't Gamble on Your Garden

Do not be deceived by an early
burst of warm, balny weather, says
the Garden Magazine, into setting
out tender vegetables hat have been
started in heat, or into planting out
Towering plants or summer effect.
Late frosts usually occur about the
middle of May and the over-eager
amateur is often an easy victim Of
his enthusiasm.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1907-07-27
What II Costs to Die.

It costs us about $125 200 900 a year
to bury our dead in America. There
a 5000 funerals a day, and, included N
the expenses are collins. caskets, metal
or slate outside boxes, upholstery.
Grape. hire of horses. carriages and
trains, purchase of cemetery lots and
fees for the undertaken and minister.
New York Press.
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1907-07-27
ole
h That Strayed.
d. Grace R. Dwelley.
~~~~>~~~~~
I brayton's hair fell in a tu-

Brayton's hair fell in a tn.
! shower over her shoulders
the window and tempted Sid
nwthers until he shipped just
~ strand, feeling sure she would
mis- it, and striving to excuse
I With the assurance that any
tllow would have done the
fing in his place.
dly had been a tiresome one
people could not choose their
t company. The party had left
Nel at Pasadena early in the
3 in automobiles and had stray
to the inn one by one around
be when the sun made havoc
= roads and clouds of dust en-
the suffering tourists.
Brayton and Mrs. Peele, with a
" and Mrs. Peele's young son,
iearing the inn just as a tire
md at the same time a sicken-
q and a thick cloud of smoke
. to trouble on the gasoline
the women jumped from their
10 terrified abruptness. the boy
ns excitedly. 1t was all over
y moments, except that Edna
chaperOn looked as if they
go powdered with coal dust.
decided to wait at the inn I'M
damage had been repaired.
UoVthers held up his auto to
them, because his was the
mol loaded. Because he could
~ Miss Brayton with him on
ne had resolutely refused to
nselt with any one else. Miss
aware Of this fact, chuckled
y and felt that it was a good
vi MIN not to have his own
ale said otherwise. While h.
ne adjoining reception room
70 while away the time, Ed
eon was sitting close to an
laow trying to dry the long
-a'r mat streamed over her
for she wanted to keep her
'3 fresh.
er'ant breeze played with ii
promise of a brisk driving.
aa0ealy a little golden strand
'.self past the window where
S'owthers sat impatiently
haunting, reckoning. it
vent, until he was exhaust
me temptation. Then he
10y lock. and what he did
a0Fe placing it in his peck
- ever knew.
49, = hour later Sidney Crow
ns . little note, which the
allsd for no reply.
Mr.. crowthers." it read.
yoo were a gentleman. but
:. ]. that you are a thief. Do
.. question me, for your own
.aoald tell you why all pos |
should cease from now
pale gray shadow of an
reluctantly penned that
~. neas Brayton had held her
's the rascal cut the tinv
had felt the thrill 20
asr heart from his hand,
2 feel it again. But She
The St. Mary banner. (Franklin, Parish of St. Mary, La.) 1889-1931, 1907-07-27

i@.i- n Ter taA .9eal ~::Atl.n2 Tor
ever as-s@-and that's ALA. l.. Sy
h.s J.. tie WASHINGTON s,ar.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
G.. H. BACKMAN,
Attorney,
81 SOUTH MAIN ST.
NOTICE.

In the District Court, Probate Di-
vision, in and for Salt Lake County,
State of Utah.
In the matter OF the estate of Liz
zie E. Horne, deceased.-Noticc.
The petition of Richard S. Horne,
administrator of the estate of Lizzie
f. Horne, deceased, praying for the
settlement of final account of said
Richard S. Horne, administrator and
for the distribution of the residue of
said estate to the persons entitled.
has been set for hearing OH Saturday
the 9th day of February, n. D., 1907,
at 10 o'clock, a. m, at the County
Court House i'll the court room OF
said court, in Salt Lake County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court
with the seal thereof affixed this 22nd
day of January, A. D., 1907.
]. U. ELDREDGE, JR..
(SeaD Clerk.
By w. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk.
G. H. Backman, Attorney for Peti-
toner
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
w. L. DUNN,
Attorney,
2I2 S. Main Street.
NOTICE.

In the District Court, Probate Di-
vision, in and for Salt Lake County,
State of Utah.
In the matter of the estate and
guardianship of Albert Darlington and
Richard Darlington, Minors Notice.
The petition of c. S. Darlington,
praying for the issuance to himself
of Letters of Guardianship on the per-
sons and estates of Advert Darlington
and Richard Darlington, Minors, has
been set for hearing on Saturday, the
9th day of February, A. D., 1907, at
10 o'clock, a. m, at the County Court
House, in the Court room of said
court, in Salt Lake City, Salt Lake
County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court,
with the seal thereof affixed this 22nd
day of January, A. D., 1907.
]. u. ELDREDGE, JR.,
(SeaD Clerk
By w. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk.
w. l.. Dunn, Attorney for Pet.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
SUMMONS.

In the Third Judicial District Court,
in and for Salt Lake County, State
OF Utah
Dora Gleason Brennan, plaintiff, VS..
John ]. Brennan, defendant.-Sum-
mons.
The State of Utah, to the said de-
PENDANT:
You are hereby summoned to ap-
pear within twenty days after the ser
vice of this summons upon you, if
served within the county in which this
action is brought, otherwise, within
thirty days after service, and defend
the above entitled action; and in case
of your failure so to do judgment
will be rendered against you accord
ing to the demand of the complaint,
which within ten days after service
of this summons upon you, will be
filed with the clerk OF said court.
THOMAS & MAYCOCK,
Attorneys for Plaintiff
Dora Gleason Brennan, Plaintiff
p. o. Address, 2ol-}-5 Deseret
News Bldg, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
w. X. HUTCHINSON,
Attorney,
ATLAS BLOCK.
SUMMONS.

In the Justices Court, in and for
Salt Lake City Precinct, City of Salt
Lake, County of Salt Lake, State OF
Utah, before Dana T. Smith, Justice
of the Peace.
NJ. Rudalette, plaintiff, VS.. p. D.
White, observation-disclosures.
The State of Utah to the Defendant:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear before the above entitled court
within ten days after the service of
this Summons upon you, IT served
within the county in which this &C
ton is brought; otherwise within
twenty days after the service, and de-
fend the above entitled action,
brought against you to recover $70,
money loaned defendant by plaintiff,
and in case of your failure to do so,
judgment will be rendered against
you according to the demand of the
complaint
Given under my hand this 22nd day
of January, 1907.
DANA T. SMITH,
Justice of the Peace.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
G.. II. BACKMAN,
Attorney,
az SOUTH MAIN ST.
NOTICE.

In the District Court, Probate d.
vision, in and for Salt Lake County,
State of Utah.
In the matter of the estate OF Harry
Elmer Hunter, deceased.-Notice.
The petition If O. +. Peterson pray.
ing for tt, issuance to himself OF
Letters Of Administration i'll the cs-
tate of Harry Elmer Hunter, deceased
has been set for hearing on Saturday,
the 9th day of February, A. D., 1907,
at 10 o'clock a. m, at the County
Court House, in the court room OF
said court, in Salt Lake City, Salt
Lake County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court
with the seal thereof affixed this 2Ist
day of January, A. D.. 1907.
J. U. ELDREDGE, yR.,
(SeaD Clerk.
By w. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk.
G.. II. Backman, Attorney for Peti-
toner
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
SUMMONS.

In the District Court of the Third
Judicial District of the State of Utah,
County of Salt Lake.
Emma Smith, plaintiff, VS.. William
A. Smith, defendanc.-
The State of Utah, to the said De-
PENDANT:
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within twenty days after service
of this summons upon you, if served
within the county in which this action
is brought, otherwise, within thirty
days after service, and defend the
above entitled action; and in case OF
your failure so to do, Judgment will
be rendered against you according to
the demand of the complaint, which
within ten days after service of this
summons upon you, will be filed with
the clerk of said court.
THOS. f. ASI1WORTH,
Plaintiffs Attorney,
p. O. Address 4I2 Dooiy Block,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
b. CLEGG,
Attorney.
AUERBACH BUILDING.
NOTICE.

In the District Court, Probate Di-
vision, in and for Salt Lake County,
State of Utah
In the matter of the estate and
guardianship of Robert Burns, Mar
garette Burns, Mary Burns, Mamie
Burns and Elizabeth Burns, Minors.
Notice.
The petition of Carrie II. Lloyd
praying for the issuance to herself OF
Letters of Guardianship on the per-
sons and estates of the above named
minors, has been set for hearing on
Saturday, the 9th day of February, A.
d. 1907, at 10 o'clock a, M, at the
County Court House, i'll the Court
Room of said Court, in Salt Lake
City, Salt Lake County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court,
with the seal thereof affixed, this est
day of January, A. D., 1907.
]. u. ELDREDGE, JR.,
(ScaD Clerk.
BY w. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk,
b, Clegg, Attorney for Pet.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
w. l.. DUNN,
Attorney,
2I2 S. Main Street.
NOTICE.

In the District Court, Probate Di-
vision, in and for Salt Lake County,
State of Utah.
In the matter of the estate of Alice
Darlington, deceased.-Notice.
The petition of {. S. Darlington
praying for the issuance to himself.
of Letters of Administration in the
estate of Alice Darlington, deceased.
has been set for hearing on Saturday,
tic 9th day of February, A. D., 1907,
at 10 o'clock a. m, at the County
Court House. in the court room of
said court, in Salt Lake City, Salt
Lake County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court
with the seal thereof affixed, this 22nd
day of January, A. d. 1907.
J. u. ELDREDGE, JR.,
(ScaD Clerk
By w. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk.
w. L. Dunn, Attorney for Pet.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
c. S. KINNEY,
Attorney,
COMM ERCIAL BLOCK.
NOTICE.

In the District Court, Probate Di-
vision, in and for Salt Lake County,
State of Utah.
In the matter of the estate of Kali
Hoopiianina. deccased.-Notice.
The petition of Antoninia Hoopii-
ANNA praying for the issuance to Will
G.. Farrell of Letters of Administra
ton in the estate of Kali Hoopiiani-
ma. deceased. has been set for hearing
on Saturday, tie 9th day of February,
A. D.. 1907. at 10 O'Clock q. M, at the
County Court House, i'll the Court
Room of said court, in Salt Lake City,
Salt Lake County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court
with the seal thereof affixed, this 10Th
day of January, A. D., 1907.
J. U. ELDREDGE, JR,
(SeaD Clerk.
By w. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk.
c. S. KINNEY, Attorney for Pet
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
B. CLEGC,
Attorney.
Auerbach Building.
NOTICE.

In the District Court, Probate Di-
vision, in and for Salt Lake County,
State of Utah.
In the matter of the estate of Cath
crime Bal, Notice.
The petition of George Coulam.
praying for the issuance to himself of
letters of administration of the es-
tate of Catherine Bal, deceased, has
been set for hearing on Saturday, the
end day of February, A. d. 1907, at
10 o'clock, a. m, at the County Court
house, in the Court room of said
Court, in Salt Lake City, Salt Lake
County, Utah.
Witness the Clerk of said Court
with the seal thereof affixed, this
10th day of February. A. d. 1907.
(ScaD J. U. ELDREDGE, yR,
Clerk.
By w. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk.
Brigham Clegg, Attorney for Peti-
toner.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
SUMMONS.

In the Third District Court of Utah,
Salt Lake County.
Marion Isabel Bosch Shill, plaintiff,
VS.. Harry w. Shill, defendant.-No-
tice.
The State of Utah, to the Said De-
PENDANT;
You are hereby summoned to APP
pear within twenty days after the
service of this summons upon you, if
served within the county in which this
action is brought otherwise, within
thirty days after service and defend
the above entitled action, and in case
of your failure so to do, judgment
will be rendered against you accord
ing to the demand of the complaint,
which, within ten days after the ser
vice of this summons upon you, will
be filed with the clerk of said court.
THURMAN, WEDGWOOD & lR-
VINE, Attorneys for Plaintiff.
+. O. Address, Suite 237 Atlas
Block, Salt Lake City, Utah
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-02-02
JOHN NJ. CANNON,
Attorney,
5I2-5I4 TEMPLETON BLDG.
NOTICE.

In the Third Judicial District Court,
in and for Salt Lake County, State of
Utah. Department No. I.
In the matter of the estate of James
Dunster, deceased.-Notice.
The petition of Ashby Snow pray
ing for the admission to probate of
a certain document, purporting to be
the last Will and Testament of James
Dunster, deceased, and for the grant
ing of Letters Testamentory to Lewis
NJ. Cannon and Ashby Snow has been
set for hearing on Saturday, the 10th
day of February A. D., 1907, at 10
O'Clock a. m, at the County Court
House, in the court room of said
court, in Salt Lake City, Salt Lake
County, Utah.
Witness the clerk of said court with
the seal thereof affixed, this goth day
of January A. D., 1907.
(SeaD J. U. ELDREDGE, Jr.,
Clerk
By W. II. FARNSWORTH,
Deputy Clerk
JOHN NJ. CANNON,
Attorney for Petitioner,