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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
BRIGHT. BREEZY. BELL1coss. BusrLrre
Is the Leading Paper of the County

We wrote editorial some time ago about the advisability as to whether or not the folks of Bingvile and surround ing adjacent terrottory to the town should Or not keep summer boarders this summer and We believed we voiced the sentiments of our intelligent populace when we said that they should not. We pointed out the fact that in return for | the money which summer boarders brings into our midst they are hui
 sance and expect more in return for the s or $4 they spend for bed & board per week than the s or $4 amounts to.
 But in spite of the pertinent editorial which we have wrote on this subjeckt we observe that C'y Hoskins who is one of our most respcckted and at the same time one of our most gripping and grasp ing and stingy citizens has took five summer boarders from the citty for period of two weeks who are now in our midst and have almost became a menace to the neighborhood They con- sist of a whole entire family consisting of the father and mother. son who is about 1S years old daughter who is about l6 years old and dog the like of which we never before saw in this re- zion The dog looks more like a floor mop than anything we can think of This family has now been at Cy's week and in that time they have made theirselves SO obnoxious to our citizens that there is considerable feeling against them.
 The father is the most decent citi- zen of the lot. He mingles freely with our townsmen and converses with them about crops. ct cettery, but as for the rest of them including the dog. they are failure and don't seem to mix very we'll with Binqvilfe folks. The son for instance is a over-dressed young man i who wears a white flannel suit and a red necltie and white shoes and straw hat with red and white band around | it and smokes cioarettcs and spends his evenings in Hen Weathersbys store | listening to the conversation and gig
 eling to hisself What he is laughing at we have no idee One day last week while this young chap and his sister was out driving through town they met Deacon Tucker in his blackboard The Deacon was asleep at the time and his old roan mare was just barely movinp along in the middle of the road which was narrow at the point where they passed The young chan hollered and woke up the Deacon and called him old Rube and asked him why the thun- derashon The didn't turn out and give up half The road The Deacon didn't turn out immeiiit, but he got outen his buggy and asked him what he meant by calling him a old Rube and the fellcr said that a old Rube meant a estimable citizen of BinPVilie Then the Deacon s a ana sncT ba.dra then he .nd hhss hinted that it would please him a good cal more if folks here at home would call him a old Rube more than they do
 The young daughter of the family is a nice enough looking girl if she would only go a little better dressed-she wears a red wool sweater and what she calls tennis shoes and don't wear no hat land the fuss she makes over some
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Society News

Miss Sally Hoskins our poet writer will give a exhibition of her talent fin the Town Hall next Saturday ev'g. by read ing some of her own pomes which she has dashed off in the past as you might say. This will be A rare treat and | great society event. It ain't often we get a chance to lissen to real genius
 Miss Amelia Tucker. Bingvlle's raining society queen. has sent out invites to a taffy pull which will be give in her home on Fri ev'g. of next week. This will be the last taffy pull of the season and will wind up the giddy social whirl of the season. as you might say, with one final round of gayety and pleashure. Amelia has arranged n programme of several games to be played. including "Copen- hagen" which has always been a popu- lar game with our young folks.
 Mrs. Eph Higgins wife of our popular postmaster give little tea party to a few of her friends last Wensday ev'g. which was a great success from the brillyunt fnnckshion standpoint being as them in- vited was very select. Mrs. Higgins only invited the elect of Blngville. so to speak. and them as wasn't included are turrible put out about 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Samantha DeeVerS Out

Samantha Deevers is still on the sick list but we are glad to state that she is not m much on the sick list as she was at this time '~st week On last Saturday Samantha bundled up and took walk out in the garden to see If some flower seeds she had planted had come U. yet. The sun vas shining brightly as she stood there and she felt very comfor+ hle until a little breeze struck her. then sne hurried into the house and went right hack to bed and had hot bricks put to her feet and was afeard she might have another long sick spell But as luck would have it she suffered no serious re- lapse. The fresh air ought to do you good, Samantha.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23

things is simply ridiculous. She almost went crazy when she seen a litter of little pigs in Cy's barnyard and called them "cunnin' and took pickshures of them with picture box she brung along with her. She also tried to take a pick shure of Miss Amelia Tucker, our lead
 ing society queen, on the street but Amelia fooled her by turning around and walking the other direckshion As far as Amelia is concerned when she gets dressed up the other girl from the cittv can't hold a candle to her.
 The mother of the family is proud and naughty and don't seem to care any thing for our wimmen folks. In fact she ain't called on any of them as yet and there is considerable feeling against her for it As for the dog he is laid up recovering from drubbing he got from Wes Woodruf's hound dog This floormop of dog hadn't been in Bing- vile two hours until he tackled Wesse's hound and the hound got him down and most shuk the davlights outen him and probably would of been shaking him yet if the daughter hadn't of come a run ming with that red sweater on and her hair flying and when the hound seen her coming he dropped the little dog and lit out with his tail between his legs most scairt to death and licked it home and run under the barn and it was two days before Yves could get him to come out for something to eat and Wes says he calkilates that hound who was a good coon dog and was pun-broke now has his spirit broke and is ruined for ever he is that timid and shy.
 We say the citty for citty folks and Bingville for Binevillians.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Personal & Local Items
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It's warm today. but it may blow up cool by tomorrow. No person can tell what a day may bring forth.
 Have you got your garden seeds plant ed as yet? You ought to of had them planted more than a month ago, but If not see Hen weathersby, prop. of our general store. who carries full line of seeds. (adv)
 Feels like as if fish might bite if they had a chance. Muskeeters are also bft- Ing.
 Several persons attended the publick auclshion at Lige Cooper's place two miles west of Bingville last Saturday. Lige he got into the hands of the sheriff and has went up the spout as you might say. We know how Lige must feel and we sympathize with him because we our self. as editor and Prop. of the Bugle have blamed near been in the hands of the sheriff a couple of times during our proprietorship of the Bugle and are liable to be there again unless some of our subscribers pays up their back subscrip- shions.
 The roads are still muddy in places. There are several bad bog holes between here and the Go. seat that ought to be looked after by the road commisshion- CTS. In some places where these holes Is hub deep the fences have been laid down and teams nre driving around through the fields.
 Doc Livermore desires us Co state that be will buy few old bottles from those who have old bottles for sale at the rate of cts. per doz. Heretofore Doc has never paid more than ct. per dos for old bottles He wants them to put horse & human medicine into. If you have any old bottles for sale see Doc. (Adv)
 (N. B.-Please give me credit on acct, Doc)
 Jabe Tucker is getting ready to shin gle his roof next week and has employed Lem Brown. our expert carpenter to do the work. Jabe is also going to have his hair sh.ngied He has not had iIls hair shingIed since last fall and 1t is getting SO long that it almost annoys him.
 Simon Watkins purchased 3 bu. of seed corn from Cy Hosl1ins last week paying cy. n per bu for same being as it is a fancy variety of corn and grows awful biz ears Slime has had bad luck with the crows stealing his corn this spring and Is little late in planting some of his patches.
 We have not had no fire alarms in our midst for a spell back for which we are devoutly thankful. and yet at the same time 1t would be just as well tp have small fire once fin a while s0 as to keep our brave iremen fin the Bingville re Dept in pracktIce as you might say.
 Alonzo Skillings of Calamity Corners dropped into our midst one day last we k with q pail of horse radish which he was selling from house to house at cts. per pint. This seems a purity steep price for horse radIsh but that which Alonzo had was turrlble stout We purchased a pint of 1t and first time we tried it we got n little too much and our eyes watered for an hour.
 Miss Sally Hoskins. our pome writer took walk into the woods by herself last Sunday. Sally likes to go out a lone where she can commune with nature as you might say and get inspiration.
 These are all the pertinent personals we can think of at this writing.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Easy Money for Seth

Seth Dewberry. our heroic town con stable. earnt g last week by resting a party from somewhere name unknown. who run ottomobeel through EingviIle too blamed fast. Seth l:Ached him fin front of the store where he stopped to see if Hen Weathersby had any gasoline Qen hadn'b and 1t was then that Seth placed him under a rest and took him be- fore Anne Hillyer, J. of the P who fined him s. for exceeding the speed limit and told him if he ever did sich a thing agin he would double the fine. The stranger paid his fine like a man and didn't seem to be a bit put out abo,1t it.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
SnOze in His Face

Jabe Tucker has grudge against his old cow Spot" which wont wear off in hurry. Jabe wandered out to the cow barn last S. day morning and was stand ing there fin front of old Spot" wonder ing whether he would sell her of and buy another COW which wouldn't be dry more than nine months outen the year when suddenly old Spot" sneezed right in his face and like to of blowed him over. Jabe has decided he will sell her. Here Is chance to buy a good COW cheap.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Bull Pup for Trade

Sam Skinner desires to swop off his bull pup for anything he wants to some per son desiring a bull pup. Sam says he III swop for a calf or a good lSrife or a old suit of clothes or anything else he can use being as he says the puI eats more than he is worth and he can't afford to keen him any longer Besides the bull pup ain't no good anyway and hasn't got a lick of sense Anyone needing a pup will do well 60 see Sam at once-(Adv.)
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Wanted Two Pigs

would like to buy a couple ot fairish sized pigs so as to fat them up and salt them down for salt pork for use next winter. ain't partIckler about paying a great deal for these pigs. not more than $2. or g. dollars at the most because money is very scarce with me at the pres ent time. HIRAM QUINBY.
 BinRyille
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Get Yourself a Divorce

If you arc fin need of a divorce, get n of ms If you do you will never regret it. make the price right and within reach of all. | have got divorces for several people in my time and they have always give satisfackshion.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Amos HiI!.yes.

Lawyer !. of the P, Insurance Ag't and
 many others too numerous to mention. Bingvile.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23

To all such I say get q divorce and becohs separated. Sometimes it's the wife's fault anu sometimes it's the husbands. but that don't make no difference to mel get a divorce matter whose fault it is. Then # they try the divorce c while and 1t don't suit them
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
COME AND
these barIS
Hen Wedthersby Prop. Bingville GenI Store.

P, S.-I am also headquarters for a full line of dry goods: groceries; noshions and sen'l mes- chandise. If don't have what you want you only store
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
To fbe s.laIsesf RSdMer
AppeIs Wont Keeu UNLESS THEY ARE BARLD

That's why speak 10 you about this at thfs time SO you can buy these barls now thus takins them on my hands and also take time by the fetlOek you might say.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Appel BarIs for Sail

have lot of harls on hand which I don't know what tO do with and as they would mAks awful good harls to pnt appels into when you pick your appels next fall
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
Happy Though Married

A Great Many People f. Not
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-23
MARRY THEM Again

FOR HALF PRICE This is cheaper than you can get married by hut being as as I am J. of the P. I can make good 1ob of h as he can and tic the knot just tight Give me a call when you want anything in the marriage divorce line.
 ALSO SETTLE UP ESTATES THAT
 NEED SETTLING And insure reonIe's lives. having saved a great many lives in this way. I will also write yous will for you if you desire 1t wrote
 In Facki Conduct General Law Business And don't care who knows it. Deeds vrots ont while yon wait and all that. If you gre needing anything in tho law line come to nc and talk it over.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02
RACES YESTERDAY


first race fissssiEhss Of mile
tan Reed ief tF1shsfl rs 20 1. won
Hfnlthg KAne les second Andrew Il.
Cook 1T. thifa Tims. I 81 SO
sseend rae fissssishts Of nile
Aaron fos. ~. Kelly { 20 I.
won. Billy MAThRm 1es. secona
HuFuins Bash y. third. Tlns. iiee
50
Third rare. five siwhts % . mile
Runaway les lElossi 20 : woH.
Raleigh ies. second waiter Miller
fis tnira Time. 81 Is.
Fuarth race. uns nitte--feeEisieii q
~ faressl. N &c s, woai IAsaro ift
second prinrenn Titania 81. third
Time iAgass.
Ftfth race. ese miis--Tasp -
traVisi 20 won. Dotuaa -
secaha Nothing -. third. Tine ~
Sixth race. slsverssiztesnths u :
mile nfFa Nena Ice tW. ksilyl
60 : won. sanfsrn -. second -
Francis i8t third. Tims. ice "a
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

uies guy. In q recent game be sent
np three substitute hnttera Ia tbs
nlnth. and two OF them got hitA.
Chicago American masuatea arr
already poeksiinE the biggest diyi'
bends IN the history Of the club
And the Cub ownsra are not far be
bind To their claims for the 1897
season.
Habe Waddeli sprung a nsv 'oid
joke Al NeN York An anxious faH
said e Rute. "How'a Washingion =
He meant what's the score as Wash.
inEiun no doubt. but Rube an
swsred. Crossing the Delaware
sandow sertes may find . bunk
With the White f0n.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02
I}~@~
LOCALS DROP
SECOND GAME
sEATrlE aaows UP IN THE
FIFTH INNING AND EVERY
MAN ON rAE SPOKANE TEAn
CROSSES rHE PLATE

A frarfui comsinstioa Of passes,
hits. srrors and uaisplaya Of the
unrseorded kind. combined si,h sf.
rats decisions from he bees Of TIE
Indicator. gave Spokane nine runs
In the fifth inning yesterday. even
man on the Waiting aggregation
scoring q tally IN that chapter And
these Glne rans we're the enly ones
naas BY SPOKANE during the camel
Dear. kind reader the explanation
can be found on page sss IN the
boob % tasehau deflnislens uudaE
the wurtta ~Baioon Ascension
Only eight u these wsrc allowed
a. TIE lnse. ha umpha refusing %
let swain 80 ell the Nay afogna
when The ball waa thrown Into the
blezchsra But = few minutes later
when oahourus. the spokane pitch.
e.. put AaFpar's Eronnasr cat u
the fos alao. Seattle raised such =
protest that bis umphe not only les
Harper score. bar decided "a count
suain AZ having scored also. Love.
~ Billiards.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

Good tin ard sheet iFou Wcfk ni
eli kinds dune 81 Geo. n Wood
aouss Co ffa University ST
aud Arcade say 90.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02
LINERS
FROM Bte LEAGUE BATS
wApoELL HAS A JoKE-oTH.
en- DOPE.

DAG" Scanion. star Brooklyn
twirler. says the reason he ls re-
firing from baseball 10 because
President Ehbeta could not see a
1900 raise.
Nick Aitrock was the first white
sox lwlrler 10 get ahut-out. lie
turned the trick against 81 Louis
Champion Singer Geo. Stone. OF
the St Louis Americans. viii Ger
tninly have to so some" to Keep
AZ the head Of the procession again
re has made a miserable start
The strain OF managing the Pitts.
burg Pirates has made Fred CLARK
20 pounds lighter than when he
only played bal according 10 frea
himself
Took the whole d family foI
the White Sox TO win the opening
game at Chicago Donohue. Dough.
erty and Davis
Bll squlres r. foxy No rushing
into a fight right of the reel for
him. lie has posted s. 900 70 mee'
the winner OF the Burns-O' Brief
20. That means he will have timi
20 pick up some easy money by tbs
exhibition route
u. 7. Rhodes is talked OF as a pos
sihie member OF the United States
tennis team In the internAtiona
tournament NJ London.
Young John l. sullivan At leas
has a popular name He IL
welterweight who will be manage,
/ by Johnny Mack.
! Joe Cantillon Is certainly tn
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02
LEXINGTON.

first rare three fouYths - . mile
--rtsminw iag tLesf 20 :. won
uafnssaaie it5. second. Autumn
kinN TO- third. Time. races.
Second race Hias~niksaeufh 81 =
miis-Johu Marr1 ipT tnutierl N q
3. waa. skya Zee second Black Mar
iis. third Time. k5t-b.
Thfrd Face. on. n1ile-~NaFilbot
fis lf.eel 20 10. wen. The Abbott
10. second. noSArA tie. third. Tins
i,tti-t
Fourth facs. nine -sistserths ~ =
mile ulY uoeisgH - tfayiefi
= 20 T. zen ehe~wardine -. SEC
onS naekef Brigade 81. third. Tine,
So
FIfth race. usxen-elshths Of mile
-naihert. fig ti.ssl u 20 $. won
Lafayette ia. second. Fantastic -
thgra Time. LIS.
sixth race. miie and ons-sirhth--
uaus. i0a fnrandtl = to l. won Re
quest -. second. Rsidea lie. third
Tine. se.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

Altar three rounds Of boxing the
aolution OF 3chfeek'n style o. uEht
,nK came to ms With that IA
nous ic.at aad retreat ntep o. mine
4 would draw hin into riHAy leaaa
and then woalo set the oppofta'
nitV 10 land ny effective blows
he bout went the scheduled 81
rounda. hut Referee George Atlst
saW sufncioat MAJ sln TO ave ne
the decision,
sshreek Was never satisfied Win
that battle and kept atcf me until
Iasg cd up 10 bon htm 10 ROUNDS N
81 L.ouis
rhat was a terrible encounter.
Before No got through tho rms
waa like a slaughter house. VITA
achrock the victim Won easily
aud Harry sharp the third ma N
the ring. had 40 difficulty "a gro
claiming ine the victor,
HUT sehrsck 10 a gluttou Tor pan
ishment
| know OF ne man IN the botlak
game who apparently likes Il bet
ter
The passsaaor OF courage ADD
xrlt thai - abnormal. Sehfeek may
20 aioas Tor a lonk period a. a
fighter. but | hardly believe thai hr
wili ever gala tie condolences 90 the
critics or b. proclaimed By them %
be a heavyweight champ onsh p
possibility. Its match WITH Willie
recentlY AZ Tonopah. although he
ven. does not reflect overly much
70 hls credit
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

niffi Bang
The bsayY weight puklllsts, Phil
adelph JaeN Ouitsen aid Tommy
Burns. have lnaaEuraied q fead 20
tie death
tma var Of good clothes and
Imported fashions
rOmmy ls swinging right and left
% Imeka Imported eAsatcoat o.
wonderful design.
JACK IL returning stiff left
iab 20 TommY'a new French sky.
D zee and following u Nith = half
arm jalg 20 the seventh chesk o.
the Cauad ans waFsted coat
No twu.bY.i0ur pnpeholoNet
from Pennsylvania viii put II on
men IN the wealth % aaftngiai
grandeur" declares Burns Us
ms. the Human Faahioa Plate. that
the press must pas attention 70 uow
and not that anuQuaied Beau
nrummel % she prize rms. Al this
game ! can give him all the cards
ia the deck from the uine spot up
and beat him iunt a. ! would make
away Nith a mRrshmalioW French
tutors for me with Turkish Wallets,
for / xiii have nothing Of Swed Cd
or English flavor 10 mine a. long
~ JACK Onuen poses AZ a would.
be champion. ! tell you I'm Il pa.
Rlliatlealb az well ~ from a fash.
ION standpoint"
Nov viii you b. good. Jack
UBrieuf
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

The les, thing you want 10 tackle
The SPIT ball II is an uncertain
pFopos.lo Al best. Il undoubtedly
ools the halfcFa. bat u "a Just A.
likely 70 fool you. An added ob.
lrfi on has beer found 40 u this
year IN the clam By the fisldera
that is use makes accurate throw.
% almost mpoaaibls f0f them.
The iiluutfat on ah0wa how pitch.
r. "a walsh. OF the White sor.
arrows a spf ball lis arm Is
lfawn back ready TO start the ball
he ball 10 frat moislensd freely on
ans ade With saliva. tbs mo.sien-
Ell part 10 allowed 10 roll off the
finger tipu The ball not only gets
away with greater ysieeiiy. bat Il
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02
MyXN
lJls5.,.S:l:',I,2!!:,
No


Success In the ring rarely falls
to the lot Of short men unless. Of
course. they possess wonderful
reach Ike unto that possessed b.
Joe waieott II il for this reason
that cast Mike Schrnek out OF all
calculations IN eonsidpflng heavy.
w ait possibilities and the world .
supremacy IN the sAme breath.
stoekliy built. SchFeek IL enc OF
those klnd OF men sho take on
fieah rapidly and never shaka e Oft,
From around the $50 mark sshreek
has filled cut until be nov weighs
more than iS0. bat with The IN
crease IN weight. his ability has. 70
my mlnd. detersorated.
| hooked up with Sehr~ck twice
IN 1908 and ts0t-and our battles
were OF the very strenuous Kind.
being Possessed OF very awks
ward shift and with a style pccu'
Harry hts own. schreck Vas = hard
man 90 tafhom, In my fret sneoua.
ter With him he bad me bewildsred.
for ! had assef engaged Ia = boat
With q man whose ring tactics 80
confused ne. II Was IN Chicago
ard he seemed 20 have me At hla
mercy in the early part
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

Nonrnwrsr LrAaur.


kWFnHUf 4 MAJ She iaeal tsam o.
fsatsf Tacoma b. fHaiF fl4Yes game
20 tasafa1 h1fe .feftaf tf Hfafs q
! a. LII
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

win have q freak break. The same
arm motions are aaed ~ In throw
ing the other curves.
Tho splitter" 10 used ~ some
pitchers by simply ~etting The ball
AID uslng the same grasp as for an
incurge. outenrve or drop The II.
feet IL usually 70 MAKE the curve
greater. Hut At times the ball viii
ta4e an entirely different curve
rom what they eSp~cs
The spit ball IL one which eserY
beginner must praciles Until be
learns Just what hla own individual
motions are go,nU 70 cause The ball
20 do Even then be IL goinE TO be
asieniabed frequently BY the queer
course The bali will take
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-05-02

when an honesi man has an hon
est lous. he wants his Insurance
money without a 10, Of red tape ana
delay. This IL whore the Washing.
ton fire Insurance company comes
Ia