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The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
Street Talk.

Suppose the members Of the Wom-
ans club had to carry keys ~ the
members Of some other clubs do,
where would they carry them?
Speaking Of crossing y bridge 70
meet trouble. A Florence woman
has gone further than that. She has
gone on u journey Of six hundred
miles to bring back lot Of kin.
A use has been found at last for
the high vases that crowd the shelves
In old fashioned parlors. A Flor
ence woman nnds they make nne no.
ceptacles for peach preserves.
They were having = chrrch dinner
The man dug up two dollars. The
wife made . cake and spent two days
helping AMI four In the family paid
85 cents each for their dinner and
they felt whole lot better than they
would have II they had put three or
four dollars ON = subscription paper.
A West End man married . widow
and soon after the marriage, the wife
bssau taking washing. The husband
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
Stock N otes.

Broken colts are less valuable than
trained ones. Note the difference.
1t is not what horses are worth
now, but what they are likely to be
worth four years from now that
should regulate the number of colts
to be raised next year.
1t is almost impossi BILE to destroy
hen lice when they once get a start on
tile horse Horses should not be
quartered near hen house, nor should
chickens be allowed to roost near the
horses stall.
It has been said that there Is not a
section Of the country where legum-
inous crop cannot be raised or where
= domestic animal cannot be kept to
eat the legume. The live stock belt
il as wide and long as tho nation.
There IL one horse to each family
In the United States. In other words,
there are enough horses in the nation,
II each one were hitched to y double
seated surry and Ave people were put
In each surry, to haul the popula tion
Of tho country.
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
Rag Wesd.

Never ask q bald headed man how
he lost his hair. As long as he has
the soft, silky threads left, he will
resent the imputation that he is
crowned like billiard ball.
A woman arrives at conclusion
the same way she throws a rolling
pin at cat. That is, s,-er, some wo-
men.
No, old man, you won't, have to
buy your wife's bonnets in Heaven.
am sure Of this otherwise, II
wouldn't be Heaven. u-
Well, may be I'll get a vacation by
the time the Panama canal ia finish
cd anyhow. You wosldn't mind,
would you, gentle reader, if l went
away and spared you this for a week
or SO? Thanks, awfully good Of you.
/ IN watching the fish quotations now.
There are two things that money
cannot buy. Happiness is one and
Its boy' is the other.
1t is a pure waste Of time to be
angry at man whose wife takes in
washing.
A woman is usually taken at her
face value. man at the value Of his
pocketbook.
As for me, let the women have
pockets in their stockings. never
could fine one in dress skirt, any
how.
Everybody turns his back upon the
porous plaster, but 1t remains stuck
up despite the slight.
OLD 81.
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
Every Man HIS Own Doctor.

The average man can not ahOrd to
employ a physician for every slight
ailment or injury that may occur in
his family nor can he afford to neg
lect them, as 80 slight an injury as
the scratch Of pin has been known
to cause the loss Of limb. Hence
every man must from necessity be his
own doctor for this class of ailments.
Success often depends upon prompt
treatment, which can only be had
when suitable medicines are kept at
hand. Chamberlain's Remedies have
been in the market for many years
aud enjoy good reputation.
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy for bowel comp
laints.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for
coughs, colds, Group and whooping
cough.
Chamberlain's Pain Balm an an
tiseptic liniment) for cuts. bruises,
burns, sprains, swellings, lame back
and rheumatic pains.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets for constipation, biliousness
and stomach troubles
Chamberlain's Salve for diseases
Of the skin.
One bottle of each Of these five
preparations costs but S1.25. For
sale by Daniels Drug Store. mwf
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
FAIR EXCHANGE.
A New Back for an Old Ons-How
It Was Done in Florence.

The back aches at times with dull
indescribable feeling, making you
weary and restless; piercing pains
shoot ACROSS the region Of the kidneys,
and again the loins are 30 lame TO
stoop is agony. No use to rub or ap-
ply q plaster to the back in this CON
dition. You cannot reach the cause.
ExoHnnge the bad back for new and
stronger one. Follow the example Of
this lorepcs citiaen.
M. haseis Gallagher. Of $40 West
First sstreSt, Fiorsnoe, Colo, says.
II an certainly justified in recon-
mendipg Doan's Kidney Pills as the
benelit I have received from their use
has givon me a high appreciation Of
thoir vslvs II required only Short
use'of Doa9's Kidney Pills which l
prosured At Danisl,s. .drdg s1pse to no.
lieys mS Of dbl kssvy pain in,my
bach and side. an annoyance which
had bothered me at frequent intervals
for ) long time. The trouble was
always more ssvese when I would
taks cold ,b~tl I WI socn osmpletely
relieved BY thfs remedy. Those SINH
larly troubled will be greatly
benefited by giving Doan's Kidney
pills q trial"
For sale by all dealers. Price 60
cents. Foster -Milburn Co. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doans-
take no other. mwf
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
CLEVER OBSERVATIONS
OF A CASUAL OBSERVER

The theory that K. II. Hartman
controls the Rock Island Is probably
incorrect. Stuyvesant Fish, Jr.
has been made assistant station agent
Mt Salina. Kans. at 40 u month.
Tho Tuform wave has reached Pros
pect Heights. The town council has
p assed midnight and Sunday clos
ing law. And they do say that the
law IL being enforced. Anyway the
Heights are dry.
''The best CROP said President
Roosevelt Che other day, "is the crop
OF children; the best products Of tho
farm are the men aud women raised
thereon. - Why not let the mothers'
congress name tho next secretary Of
agriculture.
A man at the swimming pool the
other evening wns boAsting that ho
could hold his breath and stay under
water for three minutes. That's
nothing. said the Irlshman who over.
heard the remark took = drink Of
Prospect Heights whisky last night
and I couldn't get my breath for hve
minutes.
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
The Modern Department Store

nUR LINE Of Wash Dress Goods has been
u greatly decreased but is not broken You
will still find large variety of sessonsbae
goods at prices you can't afford to turn down. Right
now IL the time to buy Remember entire stock
is reduced We can save you money on anything
you want and We can give give you the assortment
and quality.
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
HERE
Mr.. MAN I!

shortly and yoa will want to "chuck"
that vest, get on light shirt and be
"kool." We have some two piece
suits-just coats and pants-that
ought to be just the thing for warm
weather, made of blue s,rge or fancy
wool flannel. They were bought to
sell at s1l, $l2, $l4 and SIS, and
they are worth it, too. But in this
PRE.INVENTORY SALE
we will let them go as follows:
The $l1 90 kind at 8 els
/" 1900 1925
i" 400 II 20
{" 1900 1900
Or if you want a three piece suit, we
ara making the same kind of re-
duction. Get new suit for the 4th
of July. It's coming.
A LARGE LINE OF MEMS
PANTsiAT TEN PER
CENT REDUCTION
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
Do Not Neglect tho Children.

At this season Of the year the first
unnatural looseness Of ohild's
bowels should have immediate atten-
tion. The best thing that can be
given is Chsmberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy followed by
castor oil a. directed with each bot
tie OF tho remedy. For sale by DAN
iels Drug Store. mwf
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21
Reduced Prices on
Wash Dress Goods

La Porte Silk Fanoies, in checks aud fancy
lowered effects Regular Goo quality. Sale
price per yard. .............. .............. 500
Silk Warp Eoliennes, beautiful Silk Chif-
ons and Fancy Silk Checks. Regular soc quail
ity. Sale price per yard. .45c
La Porto Silk Costume Chiffon, in dainty
coors of red, white, black, brown, blue and green
Regular 45c quality. Sale price per yard 35c
Moussene De Sole. Pois De Sole, Swiss
Applique, in silk dots, checks, lowered plain
color effects 35c quality. Sale price per yd .293o
Pois De Sole and Silk Ginghsms in fancy
obeok effects. 30c quality. Sale price per yd $50
Queen Batiste, Dotted Swiss Mrslin Large
variety of pretty patterns. Regular l5c quality
Sale price per yard 12ac
Cartel Batiste in AL shades and patterns.
Regular 10c quality. Sale price per yd.. -. $50
The daily tribune., 1907-06-21

Tribune claas Cd do the business.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17

II you want To go east, Z. Haydock.
Agent Illinois Central r.. lis w 9Th.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
Bill Of Particulars

The
but the
Mining
is ON PRODUCING PLANE TODAY before will be
Johnnie Consolidated prope FrostRatbone and Beauregard
These
W development them embracing oot shaft nearly 35 Deep
40foot level
District About
while width of
Above actually
blocked out 10000 tons Estimating the body to be the
width the bottom the tits drifts about 49,
body the surface FrostRahbone
high-grade
another quantity addition
tie development the owned
the Mohawk Johnnie Mining Company the kind of stuff that makes big
that sailing
already
ducng class and rich justify shipping which
However,
Johnnie adois
handle
this mill
of the leases will of be much than
from its output
drifting will
mostly in god and
developed Of the greatest mines in Southern Nevada
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
GRANDEE OF SPAIN
DRIVES LOCOMOTIVE

Special Cable to The Herald.
SAN SEBASTIAN, Feb. 16-rhe young
duke of Zaragoza, grandee of Spain, is
to be seen twice a week driving the ex-
press from Madrid to the French frontier.
Duke de Zaragoza used to do the same
thing last summer, but the fact did not
become known until the last few days,
owing to match announced between the
express and motorcycle to be ridden by
Senor Herrera.
Duke of zaragoza, on expressing his
wish to be appointed driver of one of the
trains running from Madrid to Irun, nat
urally much astonished the members of
the committee of the North Spanish rail-
road, most of whom are noblemen and
personally acquainted with the duke. The
application was at first thought to be q
hoax but on the duke of Zaragoza in
ssting, he was put through an exami-
nation in which he proved to be a very
skillful driver. He dresses as a common
driver and lives the same kind of life as
his working comrades, with no regard to
his title or his wealth
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
Influx Of Big Operators

Johnnie Mining rising big
the mining coming territory making
of
following Johnnie
Los Angeles Herald of February II,
syndicate composed practically Senator Nixon and George Wing
Gldhd
control of the Globe Johnnie Company $soooo which
Wngfed Doubleday Johnnie District is
garded o nestnnable significance
Another deal of equal significance the sale just the Nevada
Johnnie
mining industry knows rank the worlds foremost mining
which
tions several other properties
Other include Pttsbug Johnnie holdings
San the
OF
the White
capitalized at $2,0O0OO0
"But what will transaction
successful The prospective
and their investment the scale proposed
furore amounting a cyclonic BOOM"
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
KAISER APPEARS
IN FANCY DRESS
ATTENDS BALLS IN COSTUMES
OF ANCESTORS
One Of the suits Cost $2ooo-carb Of
Time of Great EIeetor Donned, ln-
Guiding erocaded SILK, Em-
broidered In Gold Lace

Special Gable to The Herald.
BERLIN. Feb. 16-Mrs. Harry Lehr
of New York has excited the kaiser's
admiration. He paid her many compli-
ments when Mrs. Charlemagne Tower,
the American ambassadors wife, pre-
sented her to him at the state perform
ance at the opera celebrating his maj
csty's birthday Mr.. and Mrs. Lehr
were invited into the royal box. Mr.
and Mrs. John y. Drexel, VINO are max
ing a motor car tour OF Germnay with
the Iehrs. were also commanded" to
the imperial presence. Mrs. Lehr. VINO
was born a Drexel, conversed with the
kaiser i'm German, which she speaks
well.
A number Of other Americans we're at
his majesty's birthday ball at the royal
palace. He showed great attention to
Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt and her
daughter, Miss Gladys. The American
women, Mrs. John Drexel particularly,
outshone all Others. they wore grogeous
gowns and masses, literally, of dia-
monds.
The Drexels and Lehrs have con-
tinued on their motoring tour and are
in Dresden now. They will visit Mum
ich, Cologne and Heidelberg before they
make headquarters at Bearritz. where
King Edward will be next month. The
kaiser has been ornamenting several
fancy dress balls recently. He seems
to prefer the elaborate and richly orna-
mented costumes which some of his an
cestors wore. At the ball the crown
princess gave last night his majesty
wore the splendid dress of the time of
the Great Elector, which cost $4,000, it
is said, breathlessly. His coat of dark
blue brocaded silk was magnifcently
embroidered with gold lace. He wore
a sash of dull. lowered silk, whose gold
tassels nearly touched the floor, and
over his shoulders a bundolier of velvet
embroidered with golden delphins. He
had on huge jackboots and silver spurs,
and his hose was as costly as beautiful.
His hat, embroidered with gold, tas-
seled and adorned with enormous ost-
rich plumes, rested on a Louis XIV
wig.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
S60,000,0OO IN JEWELS
LEFT BY THE LATE SHAH
Special Cable to The Herald.

:, TEHERAN, Feb 16.-An inventory of
the Jeweiry left by the late shah shows
that he had $6O,OOOOOO worth. In the COT
lection are many loose precious stones =
sapphires, emeralds, rubies, turquoises
ana ana ulaInonds The ancient crown of the
Persian monarchs is mounted with n ruby
as large as hens egg. A belt worn on
state occasions is studded with diamonds
weighing at least eighteen pounds. one
sword studded with diamonds is valued at
sl600.000. A silver vase Contains n hun.
dred emeralds, one so large that the
names of all the dead Persian monarchs
have been engraved on it. One of the
most extraordinary articles is a cube of
pure amber about four hundred cubic
inches, which is said to have fallen from
the sky In Mohammed's time and which
Is considered a sure protection against ac-
cdents for its possessor.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
SOCIETY GIRLS IN TIGHTS
Young Women Dinner Guests Appear
as Ballet Dancers at Home of
French Countess
SpecIaI Cable ID Yhe Herald.

SpecIaI Cable 70 The HeraId.
PARIS, Feb, 16.-The male guests of
Countess Rene de Bearn We're as delighted
men whom they had taken down to dinner
burst into the salon while they were sip
ping coffee. The aristocratic girls all
wore regulation ballet tights and tulle
skirts. Laughingly, they ordered the
dukes and marquises to clear the floor,
canvas was spread over the carpet, an
orchestra appeared I'm the next room ami
then. led by the Russian Prince Lazareff,
this blue, blooded corps de ballet pirouet-
ted in the most approved and graceful
style.
1t turned out that famous ballet mas
ter OF the opera had been training the
charming danseuses for weeks.
The innovation has found favor even
with dowagers, usually critical. SO other
women may follow the countess example,
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17

Didn't that new nnrse come that l
engaged for little Reginald?" asked
Mr.. Stiles.
"Oh, yes" replied Mrs. Stiles, "but
she wouldn't do. She had nothing but
blue dresses TO wear, and blue, you
know, is only for girl babies. Pinks
for boys."-Catholic Standard and
Times.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
Just Remember

That recommended during purchase
cesoawk Red Top Jumbo Silver Pick Lagn
that advice
their investments. NOW WE ADVISE
MOHAWK-JOHNNIE AT MARKET then watch daily
published
ly and you will profit quickly That's all
Los Angeles herald., 1907-02-17
STAPLE AS
WHEAT

Will the stock the MohawOhnnie Mining Company Application for
listing this Stock
now being made and during the present week expect its daily call by
marketable
readily convertible valid check
public would be selling
advise the purchase of Mohawk Johnnie market price
that it will the climbers the San
cisco board We will be pleased fill for the buy
through other broker with exchange connections Our advice buy
this knowledge conditions
valuable holdings which the stock understanding of
solid which
speedily climb in value.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16
Card.

This Is to certify that all druggists
are authorized to refund your money
if Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure
any cough or cold. 1t stop the cough,
heals the lungs and prevents serious
results from cold. Cures la grippe
cough and prevents pneumonia and
consumption. Contains no Opiates.
The genuine is in a yellow package.
Refuse substitutes. Sold by all drug
gists.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16

That which is reasonable and that
which is unreasonable have both to en-
counter the like contradictiOn.-Goe
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16
The Dry Falls of Lodore.

SOuthey's description of LOdOre has
given to that charming friend of hOli-
day days a reputation which is a lit
tie unfortunate. 1t has brought to its
course worShipers from afar, when
there has not been cupful of water
to perform as much as the meanest of
feats which the poet describes. One
such visitor was an American. He
had seen Niagara again and again. He
read Southey on the wonders of LO-
dOre and once more visited the vast
cataract of his native land. Then, feel
ing that, after all, Niagara must be
very small potatoes compared with the
falls of which the poet had sung, he
came to England in quest of LOdOre,
resolved to cOnsecrate his holiday to
the contemplation of its beauties and
grandeur He set out the moment he
reached Keswick and long walked and
toiled over rocks and powders. He
could not find the falls. He rested and
asked a native, Can you direct me to
the falls of LodOreT' "Why, you're
a-settin' on 'em," was the heartbreak
ing answer. The falls of all the ad-
jectives were dry!-St. James Gazette
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16
DANGER IN DELAY
Kidey Diseases Are too Dam
serOuS for Delaware People
to Neglect.

The great danger of kidney troubles is
that they get firm hold before the sufferer
recognizes them. Health is gradually un-
dermined. Backache, headache, nervous
ness, lameness, soreness, lumbago, urinary
troubles. dropsy, diabetes and Bright's
disease follow in merciless succession.
Don't neglect your kidneys. Cure the kid
ney with the certain and safe remedy,
Doan's Kidney Pills.
Conrad Heinekamp, 7O1 Tatnall St., Will
mington, Del. says: 81 have had no cause
to change my opinion regarding Doan's
Kidney Pills since l make my former state
ment in 1904. About three years ago, had
been suffering for quite while with pains
across the kidneys and in my right hip to
such an extent that was not only painful
but interfered greatly with my getting
about and attending to business, also very
painful at night so that could not get
much rest procured a box of Doan's
Kidney Pills, used them and they cured me.
have not had any return of the complaint
since and,it gives me pleasure at this time
April 27, 1907. say that Doan's Kidney
Pills have proven to be all that is claimed
for them in my case, and l will continue to
recommend them in the future as 1 have
in the past"
For sale by all dealera. Price so cents
FOster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. New York
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan's- and take
no other.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16
THE
THE
new YORK WORLD
THRICE-A-WEEK EDITION.
Read Wherever the English Language
is Spoken

The Thrice-a-Week World expects to be a
better paper in 1907 than ever before. In
the course of the year the issues for the
next great Presidential campaign will be
foreshadowed and everybody will wish to
keep informed. The Thrice-a-Week World
coming to you every other day, serves all
the purposes of a daily, and is far cheaper,
The news service of this paper is con-
stantly being increased, and 1t reports
fully, accurately and promptly every event
of Importance anywhere in the world.
Moreover, its political news is impartial
giving you facts, not opinions and wishes
1t has full markets, splendid cartoons and
interesting fiction by standard authors.
The Thrice-a-Week Worlds regular sub
sCription price is only $1.OO per year, anC
this pays for 156 papers. We offer thi.
unequalled newspaper and The SMYRNA
TINES together for one year for $1.75
The regular subscription priceAof thestwC
papers is 5000.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16
A Story of Blaine,

James G. Blaine made his first ap-
pearance on the stump in the canvass
in Maine in 1856. He went to Far
mington to hear Senator William Pitt
Fessenden speak and with no inten7
ton to speak himself. But Mr.. Fessen'
den did not arrive on time, and some
of his Augusta friends put Blaine for
ward to take the platform. He likened
his situation to that of a farmer who
had a horse for which he asked $500.
A horse trader offered him $75 for the
animal ITS an awful drop" said the
farmer, ''but I'll take it." The story
took and so did the speech that fol
lowed.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16
CHURCH SERVICES.

AsBUR METEODIsT EPIsCOPAL-Sunday-Pre
ing at 1890 A. u and 7.50 P. NJ SUNDAY School
2PM. EpwOrth League Prayer Meeting,
$50 N. Prayer Meeting-WedueSdays at 40
Pm Rev. Robt. Watt, d. d Pastor.
ST. PETERS CHURCH.-Rev. q. Valerie Gllreath,
RectOr-First Sunday, Holy Eucharist, 10 30
an; Evening Prayer and sermon at712 P. NJ.
Second, Third, Fourth and titth Sundays,
Holy Eucharist, IN A. NJ; Morning Prayer and
Sermon, 1917 A. NJ. Evening Prayer and SER
mon, ~ P. NJ. Holy Days-HOly Eucharist,
~ "A. NJ. Morning Prayer, l0l3 A. NJ. Fridays,
Evening PRAYER and Litany, IA P. NJ. Sunday
School, 2.l5 P. N.
N.-Sunday-Preaching at lO15 A. Nj
And ~ Pm. Sunday SchOOl-1l13 AN. Prayer
Meeting-Wednesdays at IA P. NJ. Rev
Arthur Richards, pastor.
3t POLYcARP CATHOLIC CHUKCH-oerViCeSeVer
other sunday, by Father Waldion. sunday
School Immediately after service.
SMYRNA CIRCUIT-Preachlng services, Friend
ship in the morning, SeversOn in the after
noon. Jerman's Chapel and Smyrna Land
ing alternate Sunday nights at 73O. Rev
Albert Chandler pastor.
OENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL COlored) =
Sunday-PreSching at l045 A. NJ. and NJ
sunday School, P EpWOrth League
Sp. m. Prayer and Praise Meeting, Tuesday
evening. Rev. w. II. Johns, Pastor.
BETHEL 4. NJ. K. CHURCH-oundl J-Preachine
at IL a. m, and p. N. sunday School a
p. m. Christian EndeavOr, 612 p. IN. SUN
day. Praise meeting, At o'clock Hednes
day evening. Rev. l. S. Yemmens, Pastor.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16

1t is difficult to say who does you
the most mischief. enemies with the
worst intentions or friends with the
best.-Bulwer
Smyrna times., 1907-10-16

The Postofice Department is getting
busy this month in weighing the mails
so as to furnish data on which to base
appropriations to pay for transporting
the mails by rail- This is more or
less perfunctory proceeding that has to
be gone through with month out of
each year. The Department has been
weighing the mails for the past six
months or so for the benefit of a special
commission that is to report on the
same matter to Congress, aud between
the two mails ought to be thoroughly
weighed. The only remarkable feat.
ure about the present yearly weighing
is that it Is being done while Congress
is not in session and while it is harder
for accommodating Congressman to add
a few tons of public documents each to
the aggregate weight This is a thing
that is done almost every year, and il
is remarkable that the department
should be so neglectful as to have the
mail weighing done during recess.