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Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1907-11-28
A. A. STOKES,

1913 so. Broad street, woodbury., N. j.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1907-11-28

Superfne Velvet Suits, Col
ors and Black. Braided and
Satin lined Jackets, 80 -1
Pleated Skirts Zz.0U
250 Tailor made Suits.
Manufacturers sam pies
These suits are worth .z-o
$25. 90 and $4,000 lou
CORRECT up-to-date tailor
made Suits - latest cut and
newest materials and oolors in
vogue. S12. SO, $500, $40,
1850 to SO 90.
Tight fitting and Military
Suits with vest, designed by
expert artists, $3.50, $25. 90,
$35. 90 to $50.
BroadcIoth Suits, semi-fittine
{ jacket lined) and fold on
Skirt, at $7.75.
chiIdren's Stylish Dress Suits
SITS to $40.
ChHdrsn's School and Dress
Coats, $i.75, SO. rs, IS TO $40.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
RTJNs THE CAR HERSELF.
Mrs. E. v. Hoffman Is a Competent
Automobile Driver.

The men have no monopoly of the
art Of driving automobiles in this
county. Two or three Abilene girls
are familiar with the art and fire.
quently are seen at the wheel guiding
machines with care and skill. Mrs.
E. ". Hoffman of Enterprise has
Joined the list and comes up from En-
terprise in her husbands four cylin-
der touring car almost daily. She is
a careful driver and handles the car
like trained chauffeur. She Usually
brings party Of friends with her and
eOntemplates great deal of pleasure
with the car next spring and summer
These chilly days are not particularly
pleasant for long rides but the roads
are good and several cars are out
every day.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
GOOD FOR THE SANTA FE.
Business Continues as Usual Con-
fidence Is There.


The Santa Fe evidently isn't very
much afraid Of the general business
situation. They have laid of no men,
they are continuing work on the
Belen cutoff, a line built TO avoid the
grades over the mountains and cost
ing $40, 900, 900. An order has gone
forth from their general offices to all
agents requesting them to accept in
payment for fares and freight checks
and clearing house certificates Of all
responsible parties. The order reads
"You may accept from responsible
parties local bank checks, certified
checks and clearing house certificates
in payment for tickets. All persons
should secure tickets before taking
trains. Conductors must accept cash
only in payment Of fares"
Even before the general order the
local Santa Fe has been accepting
checks and clearing house certificates
and doing what they could to make
the situation as easy as possible for
the merchants and business men who
had dealings with the railroads. The
Santa Fe evidently believes that the
time for general resumption Of bust
ness is at hand.
1.-The agent" said Agent Sails this
morning, sis responsible to the com
pany for its receipts. We're taking
checks and always have. I've always
felt like selling railroad tickets just
as would hats or flour; II the pay
that is offered is good to buy one, III
good to buy the other. The Santa Fl
management would, l believe, be the
last to tighten up in any way, so al
| to hamper the transaction Of business.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
NO MERMAIDs THERE.
Water Commissioners Found Sand
and Live Fish in Standpipe.

hSse<AANAKhE
A rumor that some mermaids in
habited the standpipe has been cur
rent in the city for some days and the
water commissioners grew anxious
about it. Sam Cooper was particu-
larly anxious to see them.
So the standpipe was drained last
week and the commissioners crawled
inside. Much to their disappoint'
ment they found the place perfectly
clean except for layer Of clean sand
on the bottom and one live kicking
sun6sh that had been dwelling in hap
piness in the water until 1t had grown
to six inches long. No mermaids'
dead sparrows, bugs or other attrac
tions were visible. The water was
turned on again today.
About 400 900 gallons Of water run
through the pipes every day now; last
summer it was 1000, 900 gallons q
day. The standpipe is filled to over
flowing twice week, SO that it is i'm
possible for anything unhealthy to
remain in it.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

pany four years ago this month and
resigned last week to prepare for his
new undertaking. He has been the
bookkeeper. and for weeks at a time
has been practically in charge Of the
mill He has been in charge of the
buying department aud has won the
respect Of farmers and businessmen
alike. He is certain to succeed in bis
new venture. Mr.. Logan is one Of
the best -four statesmen in the west
and his record here speaks for itself.
They make team that cannot be
beaten.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
Believes in Newspapers.

The Lee Mercantile Company Of
Salina is doing something that is be-
ing done by no other Wholesale house
in this territory. They are advertis-
ing extensively in all the local papers.
and paying good, hard cash for it, toe.
The Lee products are as good as are
manufactured any place on earth
they are q western institution and
they deserve what they are getting =
the patronage Of the western people. "
The above taken from the Concor-
dia Blade IS an entirely deserved COM
mendation. The ZEE company is one
Of the few that advertises all the time
and in all the leading papers Of its
territory. 1t is also noticeable that
the Lee wholesale houses are the
largest in the state and are greater
1 extent Of business than the Kansas
City houses. Some weeks ago when
a proposition was made to the Lee
company to advertise In another
manner the reply was, 1--WE believe
that the best advertising medium is
the newspaper and we do all our sd-
vertising there" The result is plain.
II a company like Lees finds that it
can build up a half million dollar
plant by advertising in the news
papers, it isa good example for BUSH
nessmen generally to follow.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

When the stomach, heart or kidney
nerves get veal, then these organs
always fail. Don't drug the stomach
nor stimulate the heart or kidneys.
That is simply makeshift. Get a
prescription known to druggists
everywhere as DR.. Shops RESTORE
tive. The Restorative is prepared ex-
pressly for those weak inside nerves.
Strengthen these nerves, build them
up with DR.. Shops Restorative
tablets or liquid-and see how quick
ly help will come. Free sample test
sent on request by DR.. Shoop, Racine
Wis. Your health is surely worth
this simple test. All dealers.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
A sloNlElcANr PRAYER.

MAY the Lord help you make Buck.
lens Arnica salve known to all"
writes J. @. Jenkins, Of Chapel Hill,
N. C. ut quickly took the pain out
Of g felon for me and cured It in a
wonderfully short time" Best on earth
for sores. burns and wounds. Csc. at
]. M. Gleissner's drug store.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
HE FOUGHT At GETTYSBURG.

David Parker, of Fayette, N. Y,
who lost foot at Gettysburg, writes;
Electric Bitters have done me more
good than any medicine ever took
For several years had stomach
trouble, and paid out much money for
medicine to little purpose, until ! be-
gan taking Electric Bltters. | would
not take $500 for what they have
done for me-" Grand tonic for the
aged and for female weaknesses
Great Alternative and body builder;
sure cure for lame back and weak
kidneys. Guaranteed by J. M. Gleis-
sner druggist. Soc.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
H4Iaa Soing to Ride.

Jabob Kahl, farmer near Industry
bought a Maxwell runabont OF the
Riverside company. He is aged about
80 and bought the machine for the
use Of himself and wife. He thinks
he might as well get over the ground
fast as slow.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
Opened New Stack Exchange.

A new stock exchange managed by
E. Miller has been opened in the noon
over the postofice. 1t is . corresPon-
dent Of MOrehead & Co. The 'ex-
change is managed by two wideawske
young men who understand their
business. Full reports are received
daily.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
Terrified.

You may well be terrified, when you
first suspect that you are a victim Of
chronic dyspepsia or liver and bowel
trouble. These diseases always go
from bad to worse, unless checked in
time by the only safe and sure laxative
medicine for dyspepsia that you can
get DR.. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. Sold
by all druggists at SOC. and s1.OO. Mon.
ey back II It fails.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
WILL GO TO QUENEMO.
w. r. Rees and A. W. Logan Have
Bought q Fine Mill There.

Abilene will lose Two Of us best
businessmen III w, r. Rres and A. w.
Logan who have bought a mill at
Quenemo, one Of the best milling
properties in III site. and will take
charge about Dec. LIST. a
Mr.. Rees is one Of the young men
Of whom this city is proud. He has
proved his worth wherever he has
been placed and stands as entirely
worthy Of every advancement. He
began with the Abilene Milling com.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

1t is claimed indigestion is the Ma
tional disease. That's why the de-
mand for Rings Dyspepsia Tablets
keeps increasing because they do the
work. Stomach trouble. dyspepsia
indigestion, bloating, ETC., yield quick
ly. Two days treatment free. Ash
your druggist about them. Sold by G
longer fear Group, colds or whoopinl
r. Townsend.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Don't worry about your Kidneys
when you can obtain 80 days treat
ment of Pineules for $1.O0. These
little globules bring relief in the first
dose. Backache, Lumbago and Rheu'
matism yield quickly. II not satisfied
your money refunded, This is q fair
offer; you can't lose. Sold by G. F.
Townsend.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Spotted heller, about IS months old.
Came to my place 8 miles southeast
Of Enterprise 10 October Owner can
&c. same BY paying charges. ttil-2c'
c. RIsNAN.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
Arrives.
ABILENB'S SOCIETIES

A r. AND A. M.-Benevolent Lodge No,
"A. 9S, meets first and third Monday eve,
ming In each month at Masonic hall. corner
Third and Cedar, o. @. WYandt. W. M,iJ
l.. WOrley. secretaryi Visiting brethie en- wel
come.
XKTOMANS RELIEF CORPS No. q
wv meets alternate Wednesday after
moons at $3.50 o'clock In Of halt MIS-,
Peters, secretary.
DOYAL ARCH MAsONs-Cyrus ChApteE
X No. %, meets in Masonic hall on the SEQ
OnA and fourth FridayB Of each month. y
W. Morse, II. r.; Joseph y. Keel, secroaary
TRIPLE TIE BENEVOLENT AsSOUAr
TION Abilene Council No. 70, meets on
second and fourth Thursday evenings Of
each month. Visitors welcome. Mrs O. 3
breWer. president; John O. Roger secretary
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Unimpeachable II you were to
SEE the unequal volume Of unim-
peachable testimony in favor Of
Hoods Sarsaparilla, you would up
braid yourself for SO long delaying to
: Ike this effective medicine for that
blood disease from. which you are
suffering,
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Your skin should be clear and
bright If your liver is in normal con,
dition. Dades Little Liver Pills act
on the liver; and headache, consti
patton and hiliousness disappear.
Price 25e. Sold by G. F. Townsend
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Floods the body with warm. glow
ing vitality, makes the nerves strong
quickens circulation, restores nstura
vigor, makes you feel like one borr
again. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea, IS cents
Townsend, the druggist.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
will Sneak at Denver.

J. H. Engle has been invited to
make two addresses at the Denver
Sunday school association meeting
next week. He will leave for Denver
Thursday. Recognition Of Mr.. Engle's
ability extends over the entire west.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
Wlthstood Other Treatment But
Quickly Cured BY chamberlaln's
Cough Remedy.

Last winter ! caught very severe
cold which fingered for weeks says
J. Urquhart, of Zephyr, Ontario. my
cough was very dry and harsh. The
local iealer recommended Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy and guaranteed
1t, SO gave 1t a trial. One small bot.
tie Of It cured me, believe Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy to be the best
I have ever used" This remed is for
sale by all druggists.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Itching. bleeding, protruding or
blind piles yield to Doan's Ointment.
Chronic cases soon relieved, finally
cured. Druggists all sell it.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. Bur-
dock Blood Bitter conquers dyspepsia
every time. 1t drives out impurities,
tones the stomach, restores perfect
d gestion, normal weight, and good
health.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
EarEde.

My twO herd bulls Royal Briton and
Starlight and several Otker young
bulls Of difere0t ages. They are
good ones. II. e. KoHRs,
Dillon, KaS.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

For any pain, from top to toe, from
any cause, apply DIR. Thomas Electric
Oil. Pain can't stay where 1t is used
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

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Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Eat and make merry, but beware Of
evil consequences II you have weak
stomach. Better prevent possible
trouble BY a dose Of Dr. Caldwell's
Syrup Pepsin after an extra heavy
meal It helps to digest your food and
quickly carries away all waste matter.
Sure cure for headache and contH'
patton. sold By all druggists at soc.
and t1.O6 Money back II Il fails.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

To cure "a cold first move the bow
els. Bees Laxative Cough Syrup acts
gently on the bowels. drives out the
cold, clears the head. It's pleasant
to take AMI mothers highly recon
mend it for colds, Group and whoop-
ing cough. Guaranteed to give salts
faction or money refunded. Equally
good for Young and old. SOLD By C.
r. Townsend.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
BEWARE OF oINTMENTS FOR
cATARRH THAT CONTAIN
AARnNIInN

as mercury will surely destroy the
sense of smell and completely de-
range the whole system when enter
ing it through the mucous surfaces
Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from rep
utable physicians as the damage
they do IFS ten fold to the good you
can possible derive from them. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. j.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no
mercury, and is taken internally. act
Ing directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. In
buying Halls Catarrh Cure be sure
you get the genuine. 1t is taken in
ternally and made in Toledo, Ohio,
BY F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials
free. Sold by all druggists. Price.
75c. per bottle. Take Halls Family
Pills for constipation
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
4 Methodist Minister Recommends
chanberlain,s Couch Remedies.


We have used Chamterlain's Cough
Remedy in our home for seven yearA
and it has always proved to be re-
liable remedy. We have found
that 1t would do more than the manu-
facturers claim for It. It is especially
good for Group and whOoping cough
Rev. James A. Lewis,
Pastor Milaca, MINI. N. q. Church
Cnamberlain's Cough Remedy 10
sold by all druggists.
1t comes put up in a collapslbie
tube with a nozzle, easy to apply to
the soreness and Inflammation, for
any form Of Piles; it soothes and re-
lieves pain, itching and burning. Man
Fan Pile Remedy. Price SOC. Guar
anteed. Sold by C. F. Townsend.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
RAILWAY TINE TABLES.
Union Pacific
EAST BOUND.
Rock Island

EAST BOUND.
No. $50, Passenger. tx -
Mo 1865, MiYou... A'ls ~ n'
WEST BOUND.
No Ka6 Pasaengar $3.50 .. m,
#NO $685. Mixed. ...............' NJ AAA'
Connections at Harrington for and from all
points south, wichita, FL Reno, Oklahoma
tity, Ut. worth, ri paso and California, an9
all points east. Kansas City, chicago 3D.
Louis
ADaily except sunday.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

PTHE BEST medicine you can take
i to rid yourself r., humors and
clear your complexion, is Hoods sar
saparilla it'll also THE CHEAPEST.
Trial Catarrh treatments are being
mailed out free, on request, by DR..
Shoup, Racine, Wis. These tests are
paoving to the people.-without a
p ,nny's cost-the great value OF this
scientific prescription known to drug
gists everywhere as DR.. Shops
Catarrh Remedy. Sold by all dealers.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21

Stomach trOables. Heart and Kid
ney ailments. can be quickly correct
ed with prescription known to drug
gists everywhere as DR.. ShUop's Re
4tOrative. The prompt and surPris-
ing relief which this remedy immedi-
ateIy bring IL entirely due to its Re-
storatiqe action upon the controlling
nerves Of the stomach. etc. Sold by
all dealers.
A tickling cough. from any cause,
quickly stopped BY DR.. Shops Cough
Cure. And IL is so thoroughly harm
less an safe, that DR.. Sho P tells
mothers everywhere TO give it it'll
out hesitation even 10 very young
babes. The wholesome green leaves
and tender stems OF . lung.healing
mountainous shrub. furnish the cura-
tive properties to DR.. Shops Cough
Cure. It Gains the cough, and heals
the sore and sensitive bronchial mem
branes. No opium, no chlOroform.
nothing harsh used to injure or sup
press. Simply q resinOus plant ex-
tract. that helps 30 heal aching lungs.
The spaniards call this shrub which
the doctor uses, The Saeaed Herb. "
Demand DR. Shops. Take no other.
All dealers.
Abilene weekly reflector. [volume] (Abilene, Kan.) 1888-1935, 1907-11-21
Santa Fe
SALIVA BRANCH,

Departs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20

One Of the most remarkable castles
IN Scotland land there are many his
toric piles north Of the Tweed IS Eg
linton castle, Ayrshire IL is not an
ancient castle having been built about
100 years ago-but It contains much OF
interest From the town Of Irvine TO
the lodge gates Is mile, and then
there is another mile TO traverse before
the castle itself is reached. All the
principal rooms open out 10 n circular
saloon with a cupola roof, which con
tains many mementos OF the famous
tournament Of 1899. organized by the
present Lord Egliuton's father. who
sptnt 10000 in an attempt 10 repro
duce the clsgalrous forms and cere-
moules OF olden times ln the saloon.
700, are kept among other objects OF
interest the gan with which poacher
Jlew the tentr Earl Of EgIinton and the
battle az used by the Percy who was
killed by Montgomerle at Chevy Chase.
London Tit Bits.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20

When Lucy seaver married William
Edison and was able TO have calling
cards with Mrs William Edison" on
guved upon them. she felt that NE
had no higher pride IN store for her
She preserved this attitude through an
the years Of hfr married life
when Mr. Edison died she was incou-
solable. and even after severalsycars
Of widowhood she hotly resented any
indication that her friends had for
gotten her lamented william for one
moment
IL makes me SO angry" she sald 10
one whom she suspected Of careless
ness In the matter "to be spoken Of or
thought OF as AIRS. Lucy Edson. II
Is an insult 20 williams mermry.p
"Oh. I'm sure irs never meant for
shat said the friend. hastily. "Only
it's quite customary among cerfnin
people. you know. for a widow 10 take
her Christian name have letters ad
dressed 10 he- In that way and 81
on"
1T will never be with me-" said the
widow Indignantly Il prefer always
to be known rs ihe late Airs. William
EdsoE"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20
IA Artemus Wsrd sthru

When Artemus Ward was at the
height OF his fame he received a tele-
gram from Tom Mcguire. then the
ieadlng amusement manager OF the Pa
enc slope. It asked Artemus. who
was then delivering his funny lecture
IN New York, what he would take for
nifty nights in California. The prompt
ana laconic response was Brandy and
water Mcguire somehow failed to
sec the point and he wired Ward for
an explanation He got It in the shape
OF a thirty word message costing
$l65O, for rates were high in those
days, which stated that a diagram
wculd be sent by the following mail.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20

Quite a hourishlng trade is done br
the poorer classes OF Madrid. who let
out their children to Deggars al so
much per hour The intending hirer
applies to the parents Of a likely child.
the price is agreed upon. small
amount paid down as q guarantee for
the return Of the little one. ana the
beggar forthwith sets out with his hu-
man implement Of trade to impiore the
public charity The children whose
task It IS to soften the hearts OF the
passersDy are required 10 uossess
special qualifications They must have
hungry looking faces. be first rate
criers and not very ngly. for good
looking child is more likely TO earn
extra pennies on account Of rs pretty
face than Tess favored competition
Madrid Herald
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20
Stop That Cold

TO check early colds or Grippe With ''Preventlcsa
means sure deioat for Pneumonia. To stop b cold
with Proveltcs Is safeT thaD % lat e run and be
obliged 70 cure Il Afterwards 10 be sure. Pre-
vsuucs win ours even deeply seated cold. but
taken eariy at ths Eneaza staEe-th they break or
head "a these early colds. That's surely bottsr.
That's why they are called Praventics
PTegenticsars little Candy Cold Cures No cuin-
ine. 20 Dhyac. nothing aekening. Eiss for the
ehildren-and thoroughly safe TOO. II you feel
chilly II you sneeze n you ache al ever. think oi
Preventics. Prompmcss may also save half your
usual sickness And don't forget your child. II
thore Is fsYerishness. uightor day He7ain prob
ably lies PFsvcuiics greatest emeitncy Sold Ga
6c boxes for tho pocket. also in 25c boxes Of IS
PreFentics. Insist on your druggists giving you
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20
The Moslen Fsith.

Myths of the most bewildering kind
spring up and flourish and often bear a
ripe harvest In the minds OF ignorant
Mohammedan populations during times
OF crisis. A saint or two can work
wonders among them at the psy'
Geological moment, and saints OF the
most truculent type are as common
IN Morocco rs blackberries are in Eng
land These people have no ideas Of
evidence or OF probability. Though
they lie freely themselves, their ere
dulity in the word Of a holy man Is
boundless. London Times
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20

The Postmaster of Gaseonade, Mo,
Daniel A. Bugh, says OF DeWitts
Kidney and Bladder Pills, 81 am do
ing so well, and improving SO fast i'm
health, that / cannot say too much for
your Kidney g. Bladder Pill ! feel
like a new man" DeWitCs Kidney
and Bladder Pills are sold by-C. Il,
RENFRO.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-20

A conductor on certain train noted
FOR Its slowness asked a hoery headed.
white bearded passenger for his ticket
Il gave It to you" said the old man.
II guess not" the conductor replied.
"Where'd YOU get on?"
"At Buxby's Crossing"
Why" the conductor cried "there
wasn't anybody got on at Buxby's
Crossing except one little hoy"
a." said the aged one. was that
little boy. -Lipplncotts.