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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-12
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-12
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-12
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-12

Wanted-immediatei sober and re-
liable men for steady work; good
wages: call at The Elliott G. Reid Co.,
West Richmond. 4-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-12

Cruelty to animals is practiced to
such an extent in Athens that one
German tourist declared it completely
spoiled his pleasure in his trip.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-12

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Leaving Richmond 11:15 p. m. via
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c., c. & L. ticket agent will sell you
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Spencer Eddy. secretary of the Unit
ed States embassy in Berlin, is taking
an active interest in polo and is or
ganizing clubs in several of the sub
urbS of the capital.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-12

Wanted-immediatel sober and re
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wages: call at The Elliott & Reid Co..
West Richmond. Aft
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
Case of Dragging.

D. Horatio Parkins, the medico-legal
expert, described at a medical banquet
the vicissitudes and eXcitements in
the life of a young ambulance surgeon.
IAN ambulance surgeon of my &C
quaintance," he said, had a curious
experience the other night.
= 'He was summoned to the police
station to examine an unconscious
prisoner. The prisoner, muddy and
dishevelled, lay: on the floor of the cell
room. The physician bent over and
examined him, and then; rising, said
in a loud, stern voice: ~
:" This mans condition is not due to
drink. He has been *drugged.' =: -,
"a. policeman turned pale and said
in a. timid;. .hesitating voice: ~ 4 (. :. =
T.. I'm afraid yer right, *sir.I drugged
him allzthe> way. from Carney's saloon,
a matter of a, hundred yards or more, /"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

lieve me, my; kind reader, he is not.
The only reason can give for. his
having mingled with the sunshine
crowd is that his life is lie and his
,debauchery and degeneracy are only
exposed at the time of: his demise.
It is then that the Broadway man
HES himself to some cosy corner and
sheds a tear or so on the quiet-not
for the association he has lost, not for
the man who has fooled him, but for
the street he loves and the stain that
has been put upon it by the traitor
who wor1ned himself into it's fold.
Take my tip-meet the Broadway
man.: cultivate him, know him-all
that goes to make UP real mankind be-
gins and ends with him. And, by the
way, he will be very glad to make your
acquaintance; that is, providing you
have not got on a four-dollar suit, a
pair of blue goggles an umbrella in
one hand and your car fare in the
other.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

some profitable way. while if nine or
ten hours are required they should
be taken, even if the recreation period
has to be cut short. For a woman
who does not get enough sleep is not
only never a success in business, but
is irritable in her home and I'M
doubleday is encouraging mental
breakdown and nervous prostration,
either of which is bound to follow in
time.
The amount of sleep needed de-
ponds largely upon the work done
during the day. If it is mental more
rest should be taken, for with physical
labor the body may be more wearied,
but it recuperates much more quickly
than the brain. A woman who is 1lerv-
Gus needs from two to three hours
more each night than one who is not,
especially if her business keeps her
working at; high tension, yet few ex-
citable persons ever get enough sleep.
for it seems almost impossible for
them to stay quiet sufficient length
of time to be properly rested"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

name of "Solyman, the eater of cor
rosive sublimate," says quotation
from the Times of 1906. He is now 106
years old, and in his youth he accus-
toned himself, like all the Turks, to
take opium, but after increasing the
dose to great extent, without the
wished effect, he adopted the use Of
sublimate, and had taken daily for up
ward of thirty years, 60 grains.
He some time since went into the
shop of a Turkish Jew, to whom he
was unknown, and asked for a drachm
of sublimate, which he diluted in a
glass of water and swallowed in an in
slant. The apothecary became greatly
alarmed lest he should be accused of
poisoning the Turk, but his astonish-
ment may be conceived when the next
day the Tury came again and asked
for a similar dose.
> Lord Elgin, S. Smith and several
gentlemen now in England, continues
our century-old authority, have con-
versed with this extraordinary char
acter and have heard him declare
that the happiness he derived after
swallowing that active poison was
greater than be experienced by any
other means-South China Post.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

learn. He is naturally attentive, and
never overlooks a bet; in his study
of mankind his popularity is his stock
in trade and sometimes his bankroll.
His friends are his financiers and
his credit as sound as the Bank OF
England. Above all things, he is
honest-his religion is his conscience.
If there is any one in the world who
will always respect and protect a good
woman it is the Broadway man.
Understand me, when l say the
Broadway man do not mean the con-
ceited old roue who jewels his hand,
dyes his hair and artificially arranges
himself to attract the weaker SEX
Every once in a while some old panta-
loon of this description looms up in
a Broadway scandal, and the rank
outsider is only too willing to believe
that he is the Broadway man. But be-
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
OF AID TO HOSTESS
SUGGESTIONS .T4Ar MAY PROVE
. A PRESENT HELP.
Some Pretty Ways for Entertaining
the Fortunate Modern Bride-The
"Book Shower. One of Them
-Game for Children.

The bride of to-day is very lucky
Individual, for, besides her wedding
presents, she has all sorts of delight
full affairs given by her intimate
friends. There are stocking" "hand-
kerch1ef," plate and cup and saucer"
linen" book" Flower, j" Kitchen"
and novelty showers. Some or all
OF these functions are likely to fall to
the lot OF girl who announces her en-
gagement, and who gives her friends
this opportunity to show their good
will. Great care should be taken that
only ones nearest and dearest friends
are asked to parties of this kind;
strangers or mere calling acquaint-
ances should not be asked to contrib
ute, for it would be embarrassing both
to the giver and the recipient; this
is one of the instances where host
ess must be sure of who the bride
elect would like to be present Re-
member that the 'tgift without the
giver is bare"
One of the very latest fads is
turnover collar shower" Each guest
is asked to bring material for turn
over and her thimble, and at the con-
clus1on OF an afternoon the fair 1--WE
take it for granted that adjective ap-
plies, as it seems to be the prero. ga
tive of a bride to be termed thusly)
bride-to-be will. have a number OF
these useful accessories to her trous-
seau.
The book shower" must be ar
ranged by person who can find out
what volumes the recipient does not
possess, so there will not be dupli-
Gates. The name of the donor with
an Inscription will greatly enhance the
value of the gift, and it is safe to say
that this collection will be more than
priced when placed upon the book
shelves of the new home The hand
kerchief and linen showers are both
pretty. Each article can be thrown
at the bride until she is fairly buried
under the white offering.
The china" shower is always ia
vor1te, and unique way was devised
for the stocking shower by having a
large ''shoe" candy box in the center
of the luncheon table with a ribbon
going to each place; when the rib
bons were pulled all drew out favors
except the honored guest, who drew
out a number Of white packages, all
rolled tight in white tissue paper
pair of silk hose from each guest
present
A flower shower is the very pref
tiest of all, and should be given the
day before the wedding Each guest
brings bunch of flowers, and the
bride is literally showered with bios
SONS from huge floral ball suspend
ed in doorway. Have large ball
made of wire, cover with moss, and
fill closely with flowers; carnations
make perfect sphere. The ball is
made in halves and filled with rose
petals. When farewells are being said
the hostess pulls ribbon which sep
arates the two halves, releasing the
petals, which fall upon the young
woman who is about to leave the
realm of single blessedness for the
new and unknown way. This scatter
ing rose leaves on the pathway
! of \ bride is a very old custom.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

Heart O. mine, it's rainin' them now!
What" and ould Phelim turned his
face towards the sky, lis the shower
over? Well, we'll! Och! pity the poor
blind!" he whined as he stopped and
CROPPED for his hat, lifted it, and coin
by coin counted his horde into dir
ty wallet
"Whisht!" he would say as the cop
pers dropped, there goes another,
maxim fifteen O. them. Sixteen, as
I'm sinner Wonders IL never cease.
Nineteen! Will there be twenty? Och!
will there be twenty? Wait!-aw
there is, there is! Twenty-three! All!
childer dear, Irelands gone to pot
Only Twenty-Five this blessed day.
Twenty-Five coin from such crowd!
Och, och! An on such a day, wi
the sun pourin' down on me poor Guild
SKULL Well, childer, dear, | forgive
We; an in case the stony hearts o. any
O. We wild chance to melt, there's the
ould beaver on the stones again ready
for all it III get. Aw! pity the poor
Blind" he whined again as he stopped
and set the hat beside the dog; then
Strengthened himself
Stand back from me there!" cried
Pheli1n, and swung his staff round the
ring. Crowd back an. give me elbow
room. Where am 1? Am in the
middle O. the ring? I am. Well, am l
straight unde: the town clock? I am.
An tell me, is the purtiest girl in Lis
mahee right afore me? Och! is she?
Now, don't laugh. Are we there, Ma
vourneen? Well, in the light O. your
blessed eyes ould Phelim II sing We a
song-not av love an beauty, aw no
jist a wee tri1e about meself, out o. me
own head. Are ye listenin', Mavour-
neen? Well, now theu"-and stretch
ing mis- hands and plucking at imagin-
airy harp strings, Phelim sang.
Good man, Phelim!' cried the rins
as the old man finished and, crossing
his hands upon his staff, waited fol
the applause. Good man, Phelim!7
Bully boy!" "Well sung, me boy!'
Another" cried the ring; give us
another! Give US Connie Roe" u
Phel1m raised his stafr. *;I7; 5
Silence!" he called. Silence! DON'T
be tellin' me what I'm to give: W
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
PHELIM'S BENEFIT

By SHAN f: BULLOCK

All day long Phelim had piped en-
ticingly from the Sidewalks; and now,
the fair being over and people think
ing OF home, Phelim had pocketed his
tin whistle and, in the market place,
before Lismahee town hall, stood
within ring of admirers preparing to
give his farewell performance.
Gather up, gather up, me sons an
daughters!" he shouted and shook him
self inside his rags. Come and hear
ould Phelim! Gather up, gather up!
Is jaynius to whistle to the winds an
die foi lack of bread? Aw! pity the
poor b'ind!" he whined with sudden
change of tone Och! pity the poor
blind! Long I've Travelled, hard I've
wrought this day. Up to heaven cry,
Och! Pity the poor blind!'
The wheedling whine of him, so HUI
morously pitiful, came shrill through
the street; at sound OF it you could see
mems hands go quick to their pockets,
and themselves press through the
crowd to get a nearer look at the old
beggar standing there blind and help
to heaven for pity for the poor blind.
PITY poor ould Phelim!' he cried,
and placing his hands upon his staff
waited eagerly for his appeal to bring
the coins rafting into the battered hat
that rested before him on the stones.
A fine head he had Che was school,
teacher once in the days before blind
ness and beggary) and strong regular
features; his long yellow-white hair
streamed back from his brow and FELL
curling on his dropping shoulders; a
tattered coat Caught at the waist
with a cord) hung round him almost
to his feet and part covered dog
which lay on the stones, it's head rest
ing across Phelim's shoes.
PITY poor ould Phelim!" he walled,
then suddenly found his natural voice
Il don't hear them coppers tumblin'
in he said sharply to those around
him. How many hours longer are We
goin' tC keep me? Come, boys, be
IrishmeH! Sure the blood O. We loathes
meanness Rattle them in, me sons;
that's right! Niver heed the ould
beaver; like meself it'll stand a power
of batterin' from money. I wish to
glory i: was full O. bank notes! It's
meself d scatter ribs O. beef among
ye. Did I hear a penny fallin' then?
Or was it only jingle in some miser's
pocket? Come, lads, come! That's
right--one more! Hurroo!- another!
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

man tied to the other. Of course,
nothing like this is ever going*to hap
pen, because you are never going to
get the Broadway man in any hypo-
critical community. "a '*;'
. To the real first-class solid Atwood
and UNNECESSARILY big hearted, broad
minded broadway man the hypocrite
is the king :ofJ criminals pities
this poor unfortunate, but never toll
crates him. 49,
The Broadway man has better
idea of life and things in general than
any other class of man in the world.
He sees more, meets more and alb
serbs more in a day than the average
Individual will in month. In his
study Of human nature he has a far
greater scope*thant the man who trav-
els the wide world over, ever ready to
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
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A. Bunch of Holes. /

my firm has, patented q name for a
new summer shirtwaist, said the fe.
male drummer who sells white goods
of all descriptions. z;,. s Il: ss It 3! :.= Il
.55.z*;5..ssIt's the Swiss Cheese and no one
need ask what's IN s. name hereafter.
This new .shirtwaist9 can Be: best de.
scribed as a,bnneh =of holes sin rounded
by delicate embro derry.
/. s we are putting Noutz. another new
:sshirtwaist name d The Maid lens Blush
sltsis mighty Effective too II St be
comes the fashion VIII sssell blinkers;
blind rs and eyeshade s, III thesmensa 6
side Issue.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
A Game for Children,

Form circle and cast lots or take
a vote as to who shall be- the hunts
man." When chosen, the hunter pro-
ceeds to give name to each person
one becomes his coat, another his
hat, gun, belt, shoe, etc. The hunts
man then walks around on the out
side of the circle, and calls for each
article in turn. AS they are called
each person arises and takes hold of
the person in front of him, the first
person having attached himself to the
hunters coat tails. When all are 60
ing at a rather rapid pace, the hunter
suddenly calls "bang!" then all, in,
Guiding the hunter; rush for a seat,
and the one left must become the
hunter. =. MADAME MERR1.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
NEED OF SLEEP VARIES
Much Depends on Temperament and
Whether Mental Or Physical Fatigue. :

y How: long a woman should sleep.
each night depends upon the kind e OF
work she does and upon temperament.
II she Is nervous more rest and sleep
are required than for one OF +. g
3phlegmatic nature, according to:a. ply
stefan. who has specialized. along these
lines s 81, : $f, .s. IS i 5: 4
The number of hours Of sleep a
woman or man gets is usual habit
governed by their mode Of living, she
says and for this reason one can
easily regulate the time to have suf-
flcient rest. ~ T.. III.
The accepted time { y sleep g eight
hours; and for: the aYerage diyidua i
this il enough, but ifss less ~ eeded
then the extra time can 4be. spent Sin
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

Description of Costume Worn at
French Bathing Resort.

Yesterday afternoon, on the
planches, I saw a most effective white
frock, accompanied by big Tuscan
hat and very long veil of dark
respondent from Trouville, France.
The whole turnout was chic as pos
sible and entirely uncommon; the
woman who wole this pretty costume
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
PILLOW FOR THE SOFA,
Design That Is New, Pretty, and Eas-
lily Worked.

This design for a sofa pillow is a
posed to be- daisy" square, but is
made of red silk, the circle at
the base of the petals and the small
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
Effective Sofa Pillow Cover.

inner circle in the center of yellow
SILK, the outer circle (center), stems
and diamonds Ceaves) of green silk,
the whole appliqued on black satin
It is finished with a large yellow
and black cord.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16

was very dark, with complexion Of
ivory and with vivid red lips. The
bright green veil suited her to a
charm: In Paris it certainly would
have looked bizarre, but near the sea
it was quite; suitable. Pale blue wells
are generally becoming, but pure
white is best of all; it is always fat
tering to- the skin and with burnt
straw or Tuscan it is adorable. = #
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-02-16
A Dniear Eafar

A Poison Eater.
There is now living at Constantine
pie very extraordinary character,
known throughout the city by the
The San Francisco call., 1907-06-02
OAKLAND REAL HsrArE-centinaed.
LAYMANcE REAL ESTATE co.
46o-462 eth ST., Oakland.

CENTRAL BUSINESS CORNER
6.ooo.s stores. with nats above; over 90 e rect
partial lease at very low rental; within
600 feet OF central Broadway.
NEAR BUSINESS CENTER
$40, ,ooO-4 fine modern fats. and rooms; on
main crosstown street; adjoining business
center; always rented; 90 feet frontage;
JUST COMPLETED.
$14, ,000-4 new apartments, and 8 rooms each'
fully equipped with all modern appli-
ances: income 81 500 per annum; 50x13o;
choice location % between ct main
18TH STREET FRONTAGE.
s12. .500-Cheapest unimproved Offering east OF
Broadway; 25x1O0; bituminized and mu-
nicipally lighted; main thoroughfare to
east section; s.. 100000 hotel
CLOSE IN ACREAGE.
fine elevation, with beautiful view; easy
approach; running water; springs; some
fruit trees; charming spot for suburban
home; oue-h half cash.
MUST BE SOLD.
$5.250-Modern house. rooms, bedrooms,
noored attic; terraced lot, 50x146: unoo-
structed view; surrounded by nice homes;
10 minutes ride to business center; nom
resident needs money.
REDUCED FOR QUICK SALE
81. 4.25o-Attractive. new colonial, rooms.
roomy yet compact; up to date; s7TI2o;
EASY TERMS
$SsOVV-NcW ColOuldis o rOOmss conolnaLiOu n4-
lures, all street work dome: very conyen-
lent to Key Route; $500 cash
WILL PAY 20 PER CENT.
$3,o00-Pair plain new cottage fats: room
cottage In rear 40x120: street work COM
plete minutes walk to Key Route sta
tfon; will rent from $50 to $55 per month;
some furniture goes with sale.
SMALL STORE
$l,750-Store and living rooms; 25x100: small
business section in thickiy populated dis
trict
LAYMANCE REAL ESTATE CO.,
460-462 Sth ST., Oakland.
The San Francisco call., 1907-06-02
u PER CENT INCOME.

That's WHIST these two 3 and room fats
sre paying NOW They are new. especially
well built BY day labor; large living room;
Elinker brick fireplace; large closets; large
pantry; good sized laundry. glassed In: both
gas and electricity for light as well as fuel
gas for cooking; good back yard; all street
and only q few minutes walk TO Southern Pa
cihc and Key Route stations. The fats are
rented TO desirable tenants az $50 and SIS per
month, and the price is only $1,000.
The San Francisco call., 1907-06-02
At LESS rHAN cnsf

A Cisremont home at any price is hard to
fnd-a Clsremont home at less than cost is
something TO jump at. Mission style; room
house, tiled roof; hardwood floors; living room,
1882: billiard room. 1Sx22; automatic Rund
heater; garage and servants room separate;
large lot, commanding magnificent view of the
bay. Price $12, 800.