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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

a school girl In Hutchinson. Kan,
defined for her teacher a demagogue
as "a vessel holding beer and other
liquids A very correct definition in
many instances.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

They don't say so in so many words.
Int 1t Is evident, strange as It may
seem, that many OF the friends OF
President Roosevelt believe him to be
u liar on the third term proposition.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

1t will help to make the nations
Christmas happy to have Congress
adjourn till the second week in Jan
uary,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

That storm that Secretary Taft en-
countcred while coming across the At
lantic was nothing to he compared to
the one nc Is going to hit from now
on.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

to grab the pie that was supposed to
belong to the gentleman who has
been touring the world.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

Paris has tired of Santos.Dumont
and his airships. Evidently nothing
else for the young Brazilian to do but
TO take tumble.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

Now are you not sorry that you did
not do your Christmas shopping ear.
lier? Perhaps it will be lesson that
will be needed next year.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

Oh, say! would it not be just as
well to make the nominations before
the figuring begins on how the cleo
toral vote is going to be cast?
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

The Indiana woman who prefers t.
eat straw beds to ordinary food is
certainly possessed of a light appc
tite.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

The Republican Congressional lead
crs are making announcements as to
what legislation they will enact, but
not word about the tariff.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

The hen that sold for $500 mus
wish 1t could crow over it.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

1t is none of our business. but we
would like to hear what Taft says to
cortelyoa for the latter's attempt
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

Judging from the agricultural re-
ports the money crop is the only ono
that Is short.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

Humanity's burden these days is
carrying bundles but 1t Is most
cheerful one.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22
WITH THE PARAeRApHERs.


No Hue law was ever WRIT in in
delible ink.-St. Louis POST Dispatch.
One Is very likely to hop clear over
the water wagon in leap year.-Cleve-
land Leader.
II lager beer goes up how can any
body expect 1t to so down?-Birming-
ham Age Herald.
Isn't 1t strange that so tall man
as Fairbanks cannot see farther into
the future?-Chicago News.
That judge who advised n young
man to throw his mother-in-law out
could never have been married.
Washington Times.
In devising an elastic currency,
Congress- should avoid that kind OF
elasticity that lets 20 and hits you be.
tween the 'eyes.-Indianapolis Star
Wall street rails at Washington.
but when its fingers are burned II
knows where to turn for salve.-San
Francisco Call
Japan is not worrying over the
American fleet Why should It? la
pan is not paying the coal bills.-Chi-
cago News.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

We are all friends of Mr.. Claus
these days.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22
The GIRL BEHIND.

Christmas will soon be present.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-22

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Professor Bruce's Magic Remedies
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The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
JERSEYMAN GUARDS CAPITOL
MiIitiaman from Rural Precincts
Takes Great Responsibility.
zeaIousiy Excludes sishseeers from
big Building Until Police Relieve
Him OF Job Given in Jest.

A New Jersey militiaman who came
here with his command 10 take part in
the exercises Incident to the unveiling OF
the Mcclellan statue stirred up lot OF
excitement around the Capitol building
yesterday The bluecoat in question. who
halls from Asbury Park made up his
mind that he would have good time.
While on Pennsylvania avenue he espied
a party OF National Guard officers 10
which he attached himself without an
invitation. The soldier had imbibed freely
of a familiar beverage Of commerce.
When the visitors reached the main
door Of the Capitol one Of the officers,
in a spirit Of fun, commanded the Asbury
Park guardsman TO station himself at
the main entrance on the west front and
TO permit no one to enter The soldier
accepted the commission with commend
able discipline. and by authority Of the
State Of New Jersey he turned back all
who sought admission at the door, before
which he paced for an hour or more be-
fore he was discovered.
Two able bodied Capitol policemen hap
pened 10 come along, and they caught
the soldier ordering two sightseers away
from the building. They grabbed him,
and, despite his protest that he repre-
sented the State 0f New Jersey, led him
10 the guardrO0m. lie was taken before
the lieutenant on duty. who let him 20
with an admonition that he join his com
mand az once and refuse 20 be tempted
by any g0ld-brick offers which might De
made 20 him on his way down town.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
PRIZE TO ARTHUR SCHMIDT.
Wins First HOnOrs in Public school
Poster Contest.


Poster Contest.
Arthur Schmidt, of the Mckinley
Manual Training School. won the first
prize in the competition for the best
poster by pupil of the public schools.
which might be used as an advertisement
Tor the third annual song festival of 500
voices, the chorus TO be selected from the
public schools. given for the benefit OF
the School Fairgrounds Association. The
winning poster was a handsome one, and,
according TO the judges. showed much
artistic merit. It was done in a pale yell
low, and contained in a large circle in the
upper center above the main body of the
printed matter a well executed picture
of a school playground, with four figures.
the central two being boys midway on a
slide.
Miss Ella May Cummings, also Of Me
Kinley. took the second prize. Her work
was striking from poster standpoint
having a display Of forcefulness charac-
teristic Of an advertisement It was done
in pale green shaded dark, the central
figure being a small boy with a wheel
barrow. and the printed matter standing
out clearly.
There were only two prizes. OF SO and
s, respectively-bu clever card in black
and white illustrated at the top with a
silhouette figure Of a boy playing the
piano. drew honorable mention from the
judges. This was the work of Theodore
Bolton, Of Western High School
According to the judges themselves. the
judging was no easy matter, the posters
all showing remarkable cleverness and
diversifcauon of talent There were six
~ in all, and there were no two of them
suggesting similarity.
The posters win be on exhibition all
day to-day from S In the morning until s
In the afternoon. In VeerhofT's Gallery, on
+ street northwest. The exhibition = at
tracing widespread attention.
The judging was left to John Sheridan
Neigh. James Henry Moser, Miss LEILA
Mechlin. and Mrs. Alice Barney
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
OFFERS PRESIDENT WATCH.
Charles 4, Keeae's Proof Against
the Trust Is Declined.

Charles A. Keene, of Lower Broad
Way." whose night against the watch
trust figured in the tariff debate Of the
last Congress. had a long consultation al
the Department of Justice yesterday re-
garding the Investigation now under way.
He wes at the White House later, but
President Roosevelt refused 10 accept
from him a S79S watch, on which was eR-
graved the story of the underseIling meth
DDS Of the trust abroad.
After President Roosevelt declined to
accept the watch-a Waltham. similar TO
those sold for Sl0S5 wholesale IN this
country. but purchased in England for
S7sS. Mr.. Keene told him in detail that
the trust. because Of the protective tariff,
is able 10. and does, sell abroad watches
at about 20 per cent less than they de-
mand and receive for the same watch in
this country Snubbed. but not disheart-
encd, MIR. Keene later in the afternoon
sent the same watch 20 the President By
registered letter.
Mr. Keenes visit elected the fact that
for some time the Department Of Justice
has been investigating the trust on infor-
nation furnished largely by Representa-
tive Rainey, of Illinois, who started the
fight against it Ia Congress. Mr.. Keene
saw Assistant Attorney General Purdy
and went over the situation with him. Al
the close of the conference he said. Il
think the Department Of Justice VII soon
act against the watch trust. \ careful
Investigation has been made, and the de-
partment is in possession Of a mass of
information. / cannot say anything more
about my conference"
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
PLACES OF INTEREST.


Congressional Lfba1-opsn a. M to 70 p, m. on
secular days, from p. n. to 10 ?. n. on Sundays
and on certain holidays.
Public Library-Ouen a. M TO 9 D. m: holidays.
10 a. TO 70 .. M; Sundays, 2 70 10 P m.
Executive Mansion-Open 10 a. m to z 2. N.
United States Capitol-Open a. M 10 p. m.
United states TTeazury--Open a. m. 10 .. m
State. War and Navy observation-disclosures a. m.
TO p m THE original Leclarstion Of lndependenee
is in the Library Of the State Departnentl
United States Patent ohiee-open a. N. to
p.
United States Pension Bureau-Open 3 g. N. to ;
p. m.
United States Post-oflee-Opeu q. n. 10 p m.
Washington City Post-oHice-Open all nouTs The
Dead Letter Office ism the city post-ofce.
National Botanic Gardena-Opeu a. m. TO D, M,
Fish C0mmission-Open a. m. 20 4 p m.
Army MEDICAL MGscCm-Open q. N. TO p. m.
National Museum-Open a. N. TO p m. lnolud-
ing holidays).
Smithsonian Institution-open a. m. to 4 p N.
Including holidsysl.
Agricultural DepaFtment-Open a. m. to p m.
Bureau Of Engraving and tTinting-Open q. n.
Washington Monument ,s55a feet in heightl-Upen
a. m to $50 p IA, elevator does not run afteI
41e p. NJ
N winter. g. m 20 .. m. In summer. SUNDAYS
$50 P. M. 20 p. m excepting in midsummer. Ad-
mission nee on Tuesdays Thursdays. Saturday. and
Sundays; other days, 25c admission.
Government Printing Orice-Open 10 E. m. To
?, I'd.
Navy Yard-Open 2 a. n. 10 $50 .. N
IN THE SUBURBS.
Mount Ferncn. the home aud tomb Of Washington
-ODlu II d. Ia. 10 4 D. III.
Arlington National Cemetery-0pen all day.
Cathedral Grounds. Tenualljtcwn road-Open 3,
N. % P. IA.
United States Soldiers Home-Open a H. q
sunset.
Geological Park-Open an dag.
Rock Creek Bridge and faTs.
Chevy Chase and kensiuEion.
Naval ObseratoEy-Open a. M to ?. m.
Cabin John Bridge, Catholic University. and Ale1
andria.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
MAYORGROWS WEARY
Bogus Checks and Unkept
Promises of AutOists Pail.
HE ISSUES HIS ULTIMATUM
VIII Accept Naught but the Coin of
the Realm Hereafter When High
fore HIM by Marshal CoIlins-NO
Offers TO Return Recognized.

Mayor Garrett. Of Glen Echo. has issued
his ultlmatum-
All future violators of the automobile
regulations OF that municipality must
have the coin. Otherwise, by due pro-
cess OF law. they will be consigned TO
Jail there 20 linger until the Golfers Of
Glen Echo are enriched by the amount Of
the fines assessed
How the unfortunates are to obtain the
price OF freedom is a matter OF little mo-
ment to the mayor Once safely behind
the bars. there they must remain under
the watchful eye of Marshal Collins; nor
will the offer of a check or q promise TO
return and settle this little affair to
morrow release them.
The reason advanced by the mayor for
this decided stand Is most practical He
has IN his possession. he says. a number
Of checks, given IN payment of fines,
which he is willing to discount at far less
than their face value. His trust in hu-
man nature has suffered,
Automobilists of ingratiatlng ways, he
asserts, have given to him checks, which
upon presentation to the banks have been
returned marked IN. G."
Fail to Return.
Also OF the dozen or more who were
released upon their personal recognizance
promising faithfully to return upon the
morrow ana settle the amount OF their
fines-not one has put in an appearance,
though in one instance the power OF the
Automobile Club OF Washington was in
voked TO bring the offender 10 justice.
The mayor viii have no more OF it.
7 have reached the conclusion" he
said last night. that have been a mark.
My disposition TO treat with lenlency the
cases which have come before me has not
met with the appreciation It deserves.
Notably Is this so in the case of Mayor
Mark Fagan, of Jersey City, and his
friends. Judge James ". Mccarthy. Cor
porati0n Counsel George I. Record, and
Street and Water Commissioner Andrew
Knox. of that city, who were released
Thursday upon the payment OF $40 fine,
when they might have been assessed a
total Of $40 on various charges. Do they
appreciate my action in accepting a nom
inal fine? Not so as 10 be noticeable In
deed, they appear In an interview with
eiie s'a'etiiVht tildt tuey nave Dteh Stuig
and handed a lemon
Learns His Lesson.
IF fruit of a rancid variety has been
slipped TO any one. it is the mayor of Glen
Echo, and not the mayor of Jersey City
and his friends. Such remarks, however.
have taught me a lesson. From now on
all those who violate the automobile reg
ulations are going to get 1t where Sitting
Bun wears the eiks teeth. No longer VIII
1 be regarded as an easy mark Further
more, it will be well for those who appear
before me to be burdened with currency.
No checks viii 90, nor will the confden-
tial whisper concerning a return upon to-
morrow be accepted in lieu of cash. It
viii be the jail for theirs until we get
the coin. 1 have spoken
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
PREpARE FOR ARBITRATION
BrickIayerN and Tile ROofers VIII
Pick MediatOFS.

It was stated last night that the third
member of the arbitration commlttee of
three TO settle the juristlictionaI dispute
between the bricklayers and the slate and
tile ro0fers would be either master
builder or a local architect This will be
the deciding vote IN the contest, as the
other two members viii b,s representa-
tives OF the two trades affected Neither
the bricklayers nor the -TOOfers have as
yet named their representative. but II Is
expected this viii be done In the near
future. These two viii then nominate the
third. the man chosen to meet with the
approval OF both parties.
The decision Of this arbitration win be
final, not only locally. but iE an interna-
tionaI sense as the international organi-
cations OF both bodies will consider that
they are bound by it. In the meantime
until a settlement is reached, there VIII
be no tile laid on the roof OF the New
Union Station. over the laying of which
the dispute arose. Both trades are ar
present working on the building, bnt the
disputed work viii not be touched.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
LOCAL MENTION.
EXCURSIONS TODAY.

To Fort Monroe. Norfolk, Newport News, and al
points s0uth-NOrok and Washington steamers
every day in the year at go p m, and day
steamer. dates IN May leaving az q m
To Mount Yem0n-Steamer Macaiester, daily, 70
g. N. ard l:i5 .. m. from Seventh street wharf.
To Alezandris-Ferry steamer Lackawanna every
hour and half from a. m 70 D. 10.
To Rock Greek Bridge, Geological Park. Chevy
Chase, and Kensington-Cars from Fifteenth street
and New York avenue every fifteen minutes.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04

1 ID. of SOC tea for 2sc; 2 lbs. of 25c Young
Hyson tea for 25e; 10. 40e white pepper
for 24c; 1 ID. SOC cayenne pepper for lie:
lb. 25c black pepper for 15c; i 10. 25c mus
tard for 13c; / 10. 25c ginger for lie; y ib
Acc cinnamon for I2cs Il 10. sec nutnegs
for 10c. Pyles' New Method Stores AZ
4th Sc, 914 18th Sc, Harrison, Anacostia
II 7th ne, Sd and Nd. ave. ne, 9Th and III
ne, pa Il NV, 1888 p NV.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04

VIM. Cannon's Purissima Rye IS recog-
niZed as one of the best of tonic-stimu-
lants 1t promotes health and strength.
II is of a high standard in quality Phone
n. 52S. 1928 7th ST. NV.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
No Meal Is n Success

Unless the bread is pure and nutritious.
To have the best at all times, you need
only insist upon being given Schneider S
Malt" Bread. Fresh daily at all gr0cers'
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
snnthern RnIIrnr schednIe Chnnrer

Effective Saturday, May 4. train No. 80.
at presenc leaving Washington $50 p. m.,
will be changed 70 leave at 6:i5 p, IN.
Effective Sunday May :. train No 49,
at present leaving Washington at l.35 a..
M, viii be- changed TO leave at S.05 a. m.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04

Is the purest and best medicinal whisky
on the market Physicians recommend al
Phone Main 2082-Joseph p. Fegan. Sos
9th ST. nw.-for full quart, 81, delivered.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
James D. aIcConviIIe Co.

Exactly as you would anything else-On
the most advantageous terms. Ask the
Mercantile Savings Society, 1906 F st. NV
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
Hendaunrter. for Cholcrst Rnttcr-

Patrons of James T. Oyster, 9th & Pa.
ave. are always assured fresh. delicious
butter. All leading brands. 5-lb. boxes
'FOuT-Leaf Clover" Creamery a speciality
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
Hunsarsan GynsY Orchestr1 nt a.

EmbIems for Colleges, Schools, Socie-
ties-Pins, Pillows. SC. Costinett's s, SIS 14th.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04

Reisinger Makes the Best Ice Cream.
81 gal. SOC y gal. 2S5 G. Tel NJ 27s7-
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
Feean's GranvIlIe az

A Pure, Wholesome Ice Cream.
cas-. Velvet kind You'll like II. Druggists
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
Buy Your Loan

Prescribed by physicians Phone e. s6. ].
A, Duffy, s02 18th ne, 81 full qt., delivered.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04

c. & s. velvet Kind, Fine Dessert.
It's a pure cream Ice Cream. Druggists
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
Chicago Je,veI Gas Ranges.

Most economical; best bakers. c. 4
Muddiman & Co, GIG 18th st.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04

Makers of gentlemens high-grade gar
ments. See our spring fabrics 1929 G NV.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
"a NoI nny NIilbnrn..

Malaria Capsules unls ss you intend to fol
low directions. All druggists. &c,
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04

Hotel, Winter Garden, RathskeIer, n. Y.
ava and 1lth St f EndTes, Prop.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
Mems Furnishings Sale

Mems furnishings Sale
Madras and Negiige Shirts, a large
assortment OF colors, 4Sc.
Madras and Percale Shirts; attach
ed and detached cuffs. Big values at
59c
Very Fine Madras and Percale
Shirts; plated bOsoms; attached and
detached cuffs; usually sell for $l50.
Special price to-day, Sl.e9.
English BalbTigEan Underwear;
drawers have tape seams and re-en-
forced seats. Garment, 49c.
American Lisle Underwear; very
good 7SC.
Imported Lisle Ribbed Underwear,
f9c
100 dczen Mems Fancy Hosiery; all
shades and styles; 15c. Two pair, Z5c.
Very fine Black Lisle Hose, PC.
SuspendeTs, light weight. excellent
quality, Ice.
Mems Fancy Silk Handkerchie1s.
1sc Three for soc.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-04
After the Thenter To-night
The Ideal ..aunlity, whisky.

axe the ladies' 10 schneider's. Crab
asts every night.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-03
OVERLOADED.

aside and said in an aggrleved tone:
at a dinner against long speeches.
But senator" said q congressman,
you can't accuse me OF ever having
made too long a speech, can you?"
Senator Hale smiled.
Perhaps not" he said; 'and again
but did you ever hear about the
temperance lecturer? No?
WELL you must know that there
was a temperance lecturer in Maine
who came to Ellsworth and lectured.
He hit out pretty hard from the
shoulder ut these so-called moderate
drinkers. and at the end of his re-
marks an Ellsworth man took him
Senator Hale had been inveighing
Look here, Jim. / am a moderate
drinker. as all the town knows. and
to many people it is going TO seem
as if a good part OF your lecture was
pointed straight at me. What did you
want to do 1t for, Jim? You never
saw me with more on board than 1
could carry
What's that?' said the temperance
lecturer.
You never saw me with a bigger
load than ] could carry, did your?
The lecturer frowned.
Well no. he said slowly; but 1
have seen you when / thought you'd
done better to go twice for it,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-03
SALT LAKERS IN GOTHAM.

being introduced into nest OF the large
cities oil over the world.
Mrs. Ellds Snow is expected this
evening to visit with her son Law
renee, who Is hero on mission Mtg,
Snow Will spend some time in the cast
before returning to her homo IN ST
George,
on Friday Mr. Joseph Walker lcrt
Philadelphia, after spending u pleasant
weel, with friends In New York,
Elders Ashley and Clark arc ON their
way to the European mission ileG.
They VIII however spend several tags
sightseeing in New York and Boston
before sailing for the old country.
Tracy Y. Cannon. whose sud erraud
home was go recently recorded, IS OK
pected in New York today, lie goes 10
Europe to continue his mnsieul stud
les IN Berlin.
Junus Il. Wells was down from
Vermont one day this week on husiutss,
AT the home OF her sister. MIR, A. r.
Scharmann. Miss Clara Russell ut salt
Lake City, has been spending the
summer. Miss Russell intends s'ay' $
until the fall. She also spent part oc
her time with friends IN the country.
Both ladies wero at church Suutlty, cii-
ioying little chat with friends ut tho
conclusion OF the services.
At Hubbard cottage, Spring Lake,
New jersey Miss Kate Thomas IS
the guest of Mrs. Lydia Duncan. for
the coming week. 1t is delightfully."- cool
there and after living in some OF New
York's hot belts" the change will be
welcome one.
The attendance at church SUNDAY was
somewhat simmer than usual II is the
wehther's fault, however, as the heat Is
driving everybody to the country.
JAN at.