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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05

No one inhabiting this terrestrial
sphere at the present time should en-
terrain hopes of living until that
twenty mine million dollar fine is
paid by the Standard Oil thieves.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05

The time seems to have arrived
when the public doesn't care a tinker's
dam whether there is a panic in Wall
street or not.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05

Tor both the. road and the ditch, which
though to the average mind may seem
rather narrow for good results, is by
the plan made plenty wide enough for
a good road, and one which will re-
main good without the cost being more
than Tor any other road for niainte-
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05

The oyster season has opened and
also the oyster to those who have the
price. ta
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05
SCHOOL DISTRICT OFFICERS

unty Guy Ewing has kindly Union with
cn names public school officers
year. The list is hereunder ~ l0n'
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05

nance. And the great point of
economy to the state is that putting
the ditch in the roadway. makes it un-
necessary TO- condemn any lands.
=, Following%is a reprint of the plan
made of the road, the big ditch apd
the small ditch by Mr.. Martin:
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05
j. i +
A Hot One.

Under the head "Baptist Notes, -
published in the Mapleton Enterprise,
credited to the pastor, he suggests
"that the Ladies' Aid provide dinner
and an hour of free-for-all neighbour
hood gossip at the parsonage on each
Sunday hereafter for the benefit OF
those who are affected by the Sunday
visiting MANIA" This is hot one!
Lake Crystal Union.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05

Quit Knocking.
Several unfeeling editors in the Sec
ond district are charging Col. Ward
of Fairmont with having Mr.. Nc
Cleary's backing in his congressional
aspirations. Quit your knocking,
boys.-Mankato Free Press.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05
Let the Posts Stand.

Let the Posts Stand.
Although the sentiment against Del
aware's whipping posts is increasing,
it might be a good scheme to let them
stand until we see if they would be
useful for busting the rusts.-Indian-
apolis News.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-09-05
OPINIONS OF EDITORS
Product of the Churn,

III Product of the Churn.
It the cream of Viewpoints society was
churned the product would be mostly
butterflies. -Prison Mirror.
, 4 =
.... ~. Not the Only Reason.
There will be no extra session of the
legislature this year for it would be
impolitic, and that is not the only
reason, either.-Granite Falls Trib-
une. g..
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1907-05-04
Judiciary of Cook County.
APPELLATE COURT JUD

APPELLATE COURT JUDGES
FRANCIS ADAMS, Presiding Justice
EDWARD o. BROWN, JESSE HOLDOM
Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1907-05-04
BRANCH APPELLATE COURT

HENRY V. FREEMAN, Presiding lust
FRANK BAKER, FREDERICK A. S
A. R. Porter, Clerk Appellate Court
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
STAMPING ENVELO PEs.
Queer Ways Some Folks Have of Do
ing This Simple Act,

'stS h'S SittPiS fASIs
The only way to stop people from
plastering stamp at any old place
upon the envelope except the right one
Is to do as is done in England. There
letter which does not have the stamp
In the right position is cast aside and
handled only when all other mail is
sorted and exchanged" This idea was
advanced by postal clerk quoted by
the Philadelphia Record. eve often
lose considerable time because of these
letters" continued the clerk, s'for often
we have to stop and turn over an en-
velope to find the stamp. We do not
mind so much the love sick youth or
maiden who places the stamp on the
center of the envelope, because stamp
so placed can be seen at a glance, but
1t is chiefly with the foreigners that we
have the trouble. These people in
variably put on stamp at any but
the right place, and you would be sur
prised to know how they do it. Why,
I have seen letters upon which the
stamps have been placed on the back
of the envelope at the point where the
society girl will put her monogram in
sealing wax. Others when they have
to pay, say, 5 cents postage will buy
five one-cent stamps and put one on
each corner of the envelope, with the
remaining one acting as a seal upon
the back"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
An Exciting Escape.


lutionist, once made an exciting es-
cape from a fortress prison in st.
Petersburg. After two years in the
prison he had been removed to the jail
hospital, where plans were matured
by his friends for his flight. He was
allowed to walk for an hour each after
noon, guarded by armed sentries, in
the grounds. A line of spies outside
maintained a system Of signals to no.
tify the prince when the adjoining
streets should be clear. When all was
well friend in a kiosk opposite the
gates played upon violin. After one
or two false starts the violinist burst
into mad melody, and the prisoner,
finging off an outer garment, leaped
for it. Sentries tried to stab him with
their bayonets; others hesitated to
shoot, believing that they could catch
him. A carriage with a racing horse
in the shafts was waiting. Into it
he sprang, and they left at a gallop
His beard was cut off, his clothes
changed, and he spent the first hours
of his hiding in the best cafe in st.
Petersburg
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
The SPHINX.
Nothing ~ Which We Can Accurately
fssss Tell It's Ace.

Netting ~ Which W. Can Accurately
Tell It's Age.
The great sphinx OF SGizeh bears no
inscription by which we can tell its
date. In 1916 Caviglia, who. in mod
ern times was the first to clear away
the sand, found between its paws
stella Of the reign of Thothmes w.,
and therefore 1t was believed that the
sphinx was carved by that monarch.
But in 1855 the excavations of Mari
cite uncovered a stella bearing the
name of Cheops, on which lis a refer
ence to the sphinx The inscription is
evidently Of late period, but is sup
posed to be an exact copy of an an
cient carving, and the translation seem
ed to place the sphinx earlier than the
pyramids and consequently to prove it
the most ancient piece of work in the
world. Still there remained four lines
carved Oh the base which could not
be read, but NJ. Daressy deciphered
them, and it appears that the inscrip-
ton is in two parts. In the earlier
lines there is no mention OF the sphinx,
but the lines which date from the Per-
sian occupation mention the repair Of
the sphinx. There is, therefore, moth
ing by which we can tell the date of
the monument, and the only evidence
we have is the headdress of the Colos-
sus. Its hood is ornamented behind
with three bands, a large one between
two smaller bands. Now, this Is a
fashion which only existed toward the
end Of the twelfth dynasty in the
reigns Of Usurtesen III. and Amenem-
bet III. AS this family showed much
zeal for the god Harmaklin, whose por-
trait the sphinx is, it is probable that
the monument is the work Of Amenem-
bet III.-London Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
How to Remain Young.

10 continue young IN health and
strength, do as Mrs. N. F Rowan, Nc
Donough, Ca, did. She says: ..Three
bottles OF Electric Bltters cured me- of
chronic liver and stomach trouble.
complicated with such an unhealthy con-
ditlon OF the blood that my skin turned
red as flannel. I am now practically 20
years younger than before / took Elec-
trio Bitters. I can now do all nv work
with ease an assist my husband.
store. !" Guaranteed at O. N. Olsen, Drug
Store. Price SOC.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Get What You Ask For.

When you see an article well-adver-
tised in the newspapers, you NAV be
sure it's a good article, for ADVERTISING
only pays if the goods are honest and
posses merit. The people who make
a speciality of one advertised article
like Cascarets, Candy Cathartic for
example, stake their whole business
exlsence on it's doing what they say it
Will: They must make goods as the
saying IS; Readers of this paper are
urged to be sure that they get what
they ask for, when they ask for an
advertised article, for it's the good
thing that is initiated and counter
feited. Don't accept substitutes! In
slst on getting the genuine!
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
A Cookinq Episode.

The people who know it all are so
tiresome that the verdant simplicity
of the novice in everyday affairs is
absolutely refreshing. Here is an in
cident about young woman who was
making her first essay at housekeep-
ing. A friend had sent her by mail a
recipe for some new kind Of bread,
giving her directions to take portion
Of the dough at time and make it
into the requisite form for baking.
This seemed explicit enough, but what
was the surprise Of the friend to re-
ceiye a telegram from the young house
keeper to this effect: s'What shall I do
with the rest of the dough? Please
answer
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
nj. A. BINGHAM. A. W. BINGHAM
Bingham Bros
DEALERS IN
l''oa| { Grain,
NEW ULM, MIMI
Saved Her Sons Life

The happiest mother in the little tawn
of Ava, Mo, IS Mrs. s. Rupee. She
writes: "One year ago my son was down
with such serious lung trouble that our
physician was unable to help him; when,
by our druggists advice began giving
HIM DR.. Kings New Discovery, and
soon noticed improvement. kept this
treatment up for II few weeks when he
was perfectly we'll. He has worked
steadily since at carpenter work. DR..
Kings New Discovery saved his life y
Guaranteed best cough and cold remedy
by O. VI. Olsen. Druggist. Soc and
81 90. Trial bottle free
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
THE WALRUs ON LAND.
II Is Just About as Helpless as .
Canalboat Would Be.

II Is Just About as Helpless as a
canalboat Would Be.
As might be expected, a walrus is
about as helpless on land as a canal
boat. 1t is with no little difficulty and
much hitching and foundering that he
drags his huge bulk upon sandy shore
even with the boosting he gets from be-
hind by the breakers as they roll in
and dash against him. His hind flip
pers are Of little use on land, and on
sand or pebbles, where his front flip
pers do not hold well, the labor of
fioundering forward is SO great that he
never stirs beyond the edge of the wa
ter and usually lies with his body half
awash, with the salt spray dashing
over him like torrents of rain. On
solid rock or ice he gets along much
better, and often a herd will spread
several rods back from the waters
edge.
The females and younger walruses
have far less development Of neck to
incumber them and therefore enjoy
more freedom of motion than the old
males, who actually seem a great bur-
den to themselves These creatures are
strictly social in their habits and al
ways go in herds, whether travelling,
feeding, fighting OR resting ashore. In
the days before the slaughter Of all
living creatures became ruling pas
sion in the breast Of man the Pacific
species Inhabited the whole Of Boring
sea and strait in herds which often
contained thousands and even tens Of
thousands Of individuals.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
PayIess Dentistry.

A Baltimore man was one afternoon
seated in a dentists anteroom, waiting
his turn, when young woman, evinc-
ing every evidence of utmost agitation
at the thought Of submitting to an or
deal, entered and took seat beside
him. Very shortly thereafter a series
of piercing shrieks came from the oper-
ating room, whereupon the timid young
woman sprang from her seat in terror
and, grasping the arm of the colored at
tendant, gasped:
ooh, what is that? Oh, what is that 2"
ut amt nothin', MISS" the darby
fastened to assure her. cts only a pa
tient that's bein' treated free Of
charge" -Harper's Weekly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
sslsss-syIsS q Vs. ~ 2
QUAINT QUEBEC.
The Old World Charm That crewns
This Picturesque City.

The Old World Charm That crossns
This Picturesque City.
Dear. delightful old Quebec, with her
gray walls and shining tin roofs; her
precipitous, headlong streets and sleepy
squares and esplanades; her narrow
alleys and peaceful converts; her
harmless antique cannon on the para
pets and her sweet toned bells in the
spires; her towering chateau ON the
heights and her long, low, queer SMELL
Ing warehouses in the lower town; her
spick and span caleches and her dingy
trolley cars; her sprinkling Of soldiers
and sailors with Scotch accent and
Irish brogue and cockney twang on a
background of petite bourgeoise speak
ing the quaintest Of french dialects;
her memories Of an adventurous gilt
tering past and her placid content
ment with the tranquil grayness of the
present; her glorious daylight outlook
over the vale Of the st. Charles, the
level shore of Montmorenci, the green
lie d'Orleans dividing the shining
reaches of the broad st. Lawrence,
and the blue Laurentian mountains
rolling far to the eastward, and at
night the dark bulk of the citadel out
lined against the starry blue, and far
below the huddled housetops, the ST.
lent wharfs, the lights of the great
warships swinging with the tide, the
intermittent ferryboats plying to and
fro, the twinkling lamps Of Lewis ris-
ing along the dim southern shore and
reflected on the lapsing, curling sea-
ward sliding waves of the great river!
What city Of the new world keeps so
much of the charm Of the old?-Henry
Van Dyke in Scribners Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Could Thin Them Out.

The Hon. n. L. Dawes in his young
manhood was an Indifferent speaker
Participating in law case soon after
his admission to the bar before a North
Adams Justice of the peace, Dawes
was opposed by an older attorney
whose eloquence attracted crowd
that packed the courtroom. The justice
was freely perspiring, and, drawing off
his coat in the midst Of the lawyers
eloquent address, he said:
Mr.. Attorney, suppose you sit down
and let Dawes begin to speak. / want
to thin out this crowd. Boston Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
The Amateur Detective.

Said the man in the restaurant to the
other across the table:
'Pll bet you're druggist
mo; you're wrong
"a chemist, then?'
Wrong again.
"a photographers
This time you're right. How did
you guess it,"
''It was simple enough" was the an
swer. II guessed it from the way you
held the vinegar cruet in making your
salad. You placed your little finger at
the bottom Of the bottle. No one but
man accustomed to measuring out
graduated and exact quantities does
that. New York Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13

To aid in healing old sores, or ulcers,
apply DR.. Pierce's All-Healing Salve
to them while taking the g Golden Med
ical Discovery" to purify and enrich
the blood.
DR.. Pierce's All Healing Salve is
cleansing and pain relieving. 1t de-
stroys the bad odors arising from sup
purating, or running, sores and puts
them in the best possible condition for
healing.
The ll-Healing Salye is superior
dressing for all open, running, or sup
purating, Sores or Ulcers. For healing
open wounds, cuts and scratches it is
unsurpassed.
If your medicine dealer does not have
the vAll-Healing Salve in stock mail
SO cents in postage stamps to DR.. r. Y.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, and you will
receive it by return post.
In treating all open sores, or ulcers,
boils carbuncles and other swelGngs, it
is important that DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery be taken persistently
to purify the blood and thereby remove
the cause of the trouble. It is in the
blood that the great battle of health has
to be fought. The ulcer and the sore
are simply the scarlet flowers of disease,
with roots running down into the blood.
These roots must be eradicated or the
disease will break out afresh. vGolden
Medical Discovery" cleanses the blood
of all foul and poisonous accumulations,
pushes out the dead and waste matter,
and thus puriies the entire life current.
Disease in the flesh must die out when
it is no longer fed by foul blood.
vGolden Medical Discovery" effectively
cures disease in the flesh by curing it's
cause in the blood.
If yq0 have bitter, nasty, foul taste
IN yolI mouth, coated tongue, foul
BREATH are weak and easily tired, feel
depressed and respondent, have fire.
quht HEADACHES, dizzy attacks, gnaw-
ing<0r Distress in stomach, constipated
or ikegul1r bowels, sour or bitter
risingl afyer eating and poor appetite,
these Symptoms, or any considerable
numbEr/of them, indicate that you are
sufeEDg from biliousness, torpid, or
lazyylNer with the usual accompanying
difkstion, or dyspepsia and its attend
ant arrangements.
The best agents known to medical
science for the cure OF the above sYmp-
toms and condltlons, as attested bX the
writings of leadlng teachers and practi-
TONERS of all tbe schools of medical
practice. have been skillfully and har-
moniously combined in DR.. Pierce's
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13

s'In 1897 | had stomach disease.
Some physicians said Dyspepsia, some
Consumption. One said would not live
until spring. For four years / existed on
boiled milk, soda biscuits, and doctors
prescriptions. I could not digest any
thing l ate; then picked up one of
your Almanacs and it happened to be
my life saver | bought fifty cent
bottle of Kodol and the benefit re-
ceived from that bottle all the gold in
Georgia could not by. In two months I
went back to my work, as machinist,
and in three months was well and
hearty. May you live long and prosper"
&C. N. Cornell, Roding, Ga. 1906.
The above is only sample of the great
good that is daily done everywhere BY
Kodol For Dyspepsia. It is 8 Sid here BY
Eugene A. Pfeffsrle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Work Like a Charm.

Mr.. y. N. Walker, editor of that spicy
Journal, the Enterprise, Louisa, Va,
says" u ran nail in my foot last y, elk
and at once applied .Bucklen's Arnlca
Salve. No Inflammation followed !:
the salve simply healed the wound.n
Heals sores, burns and skin disease,
Guaranteed by ON. Olsen Drugsist. 25c.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO,
LUCAS COUNTY SO

STATE OF UHIO, JIIY OF TOLEDO, I
LUCAS COUNTY So,
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that. he is
senior partner of the firm of f. J. Cheney
& Co, doing business in the City of Tole-
do, County aud State aforesaid, and that
said frm will pay the sum of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for each and every case
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December
A. D. 1886. A. w. GLEASON,
lSEAL.) NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
and acts directly on the blood and nu-
cous surfaces of the system. Send for tes-
tinonials free.
So, F, CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family. Pills fop constipa-
tiOu
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Fully Explained,

Student Aren't there somewhere,
professor, cacti with hooklike thorns
protruding to catch the passerby !?
Professor Yes, | believe there are
some varieties that are troubled with
curvature Of their spines. Chicago
News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13

nother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children.
Successfully used by Mother GRAY. nurse
in the Children's Home in New york, Cure
Feverishness, Bad Stomach, Ieething
Disorders: move and regulate the Bowels
and Destroy Worms. Over 10000 testir1o-
mails: They never fail. At all Druggist
25c. Sample FREE. Address Allen s.
Olmsted, LIE Roy. N. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Wallpaper at Sc per Double Roll.
11-tf j. II. FORSTER.
Real Estate For Sale or Rent.

Hetlinger property, lot 8, block 139
south
For RENT-The Store Room next to
Pfefferle's Grocery.
For SALE GALES property on South
State Street II lots and improvements,
will be sold cheap.
200 acre farm in Section 10 & Is,
Township of Mulligan, good soil, val
liable improvements. $500 an acre.
Inquire of ALBERT STEINHAUSER.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Found At Last

J. A. Harmon, of Lizemore, West Va,
says:"At last have found the perfect
pill that never disappoints me-; and for
the benefit of Others afflicted with torpid
liver and chronic constipation, will say !:
take DR.. Kings New Life Pills" Guar
anteei satisfactory. 25c atO. NJ Olsen's
Druggist.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Polite.

Robecchi asked friend to dinner
and then returned home furious. what
is the matter?' said his wife.
''Do not speak to mel 1t is shame!
I always thought politeness produced
one in return, so I asked Dobelli to
lunch"
ssAnd has he refused?"
Refused? should think not. He
has accepted. LA Caricaturista.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13

Kodol d,gests what you eat and quick
ly overcomes Indigestion, which is a
forerunner of Dyspepsia. 1t is made in
strict conformity to the National Pure
Food and Drugs Law and is sold on a
guaranteed relief plan. Sold by Eugene
A Pfefferle
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Would Cost Her More.

you naughty child, where have you
been? You have been fighting again
with Paul. just look at your clothes!
I'll have to buy you new suit"
Don't you say anything, ma. You
ought to see Paul. think his mother
Will have to buy new boy. Tx
change
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Shall We Tan Your Hide7

The average Stock Raiser hardly rea1li-
zes the value of COW, steer and horse hides
when converted into fur coats, robes and
the Crosby Tristan Fur Co., Rochester, II.
J. 1t will be a revelation to you And
Crosby pa IS the freight
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
Bored 10 Death.

The Wife, had a call from Mar
celle today. Her Husband-I suppose
she bored you to death, as usual, with
her stupid talk? Wife Yes, dear, she
talked about you the whole time
Rire
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13

Little globules of sunshine that drive
the clouds away. Dew1tt's Little Early
Risers will scatter the gloom of sick
headache and bilionsness They do not
grippe or sicken. Recommended and
sold here by Eugene A Pferfferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13

churn She scads thoroughly after
gives She
butter made The stomach churn
In stomach digestive performed pro-
which exactly like the curnng of butter Is it not
apparent foul makes foul all which
is put it? 8a
The evil foul stomach alone the bad in the mouth
and the foul breath caused by it. but the of the
blood and the dissemination of disease throughout body Dr.
Golden Medical makes the and foul stomach
stomach what the washing bath do for
the curnabsouy tantng coruptng element
In boches ppe euptons scrofulous sweng
all
had
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-13
HOmeSeeKers' Rates.

Via the Minneapolis & ST. Louis r.
r. On first and third Tuesdays of
each month, to Nebraska, Kansas,
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, In
dian Territory, Texas, New Mexico,
Colorado, and other states. Stop
overs allowed and tickets limited
twenty one days. For rates, time of
trains. etc, call on agents or address
A. B. Cults, G. Pa T. A., Mime
apolis. Mimi