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Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
WILL NOT BECOME
SOCIALIST CANDIDATE
Chicago Party Leaders Anxious to
Place Him at Head Of Ticket
and Propose to Overcome
All His OBJ
jeCtionS.

salt Lake City, Utah, August g.
William d. Haywood, secretary OF
the Western Federation of Miners
said today that he had not yet been
commissioned to go to Minnesota to
take charge of the strike on the
range, but that he was going back to
his office in Denver and would be
subject to orders for the good of The
federation. He expects to go to Dem
yer tonight via the Rio Grande ar
riving in Denver Sunday night He
also denies that he will be the next
socialist candidate for president
Haywood for President.
Chicago, ILL.,, August 3.--The ac-
qulttal OF Haywood has served as his
first step toward the non. m.aatpn for
the office of president of the Uni
ted States on the socialist ticket The
convention Will meet in Chicago next
May, and from expressions by the
Chicago socialists no other candidate
will be looked for.
The socialist leaders here are loud.
in their proclamations that the next
fight of national Importance they
would indulge in would be a fight on
the detective agencies of the country.
I'VE propose to begin now and
wipe out of existence the detective
agencies that make 1t business to
follow labor politics for a living"
declared Secretary G.. T. Fraenskel OF
the local socialistic organization,
''and we will begin by keeping up the
Meyer. Haywood and Pettibone con-
ference and its system of gathering
funds. and use the money In picket
ing the detective agencies
VIII Fight Capitals Sleuths.
1--WE have just begun the greatest
movement the world has ever known
to defeat the sleuth agencies of capi-
talism," said ]. Hahlon Barnes, Sec
retary or the national socialists or
ganization. THE trial of Haywood
has opened the eyes of the world 10
the power of socialism, and we will.
from this day on, march to victory
hot handed from any court, either
civil or criminal. but a victory for
the people is the final triumph of So
cialism as the leader of all trades
unionists' movements.
Gives Credit to Judge Wood.
The trial was just and the verdict
was no particular credit to socialism.
IL was a rebuke to the employers Of
the miners who framed up the
scheme to railroad undesirable men
to the scaffold. The credit had best
be given to Judge Wood, who could
not be bought by the mine owners
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
.HO[COMB MAY HAVE
TOO MANY JOBS
Can Temporary Clerk of First Judi
claI District Court Draw Pay
for Both Places?

Washington, d. c., August a.
Especial Wv. Z. Holcomb chief OF
land division c. who is in New
Mexico presumably 10 conduct an in
vestigation into the official doings of
NJ. O. LleWllyn, surveyor general, has
too many offices.
He was recently appointed as tenn
pOrary clerk of the first judicial dis
trict but according to a recent act Of
congress, he can not draw pay for
TWO positions.
In order to draw pay as cour,
clerk he would have TO resign as
chief Of the land division, and vice
versa.
1t is now being investigated wheth-
er or not he Is entitled TO pay from
the territory and If so, If he is still
on the federal payroll. The clerk
ship is not a federal position but Is
in the hands Of the presiding judge.
The general opinion Is that HolcOmb
has too many jobs for one man.
Spclter Market.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
COOL WEATHER MAKES
HISTORY IN CHICAGO

Chicago, August 3.-YeSterday was
the coolest August I'm the history
Of the local weather bureau, cover
ing a period of 81 years. with a mini
mum temperature of 81.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
New Gasoline Cars for Railroad.

Umdna, NOD, August 3.-Ihe
Union Pacific railroad has ordered
the construction Immediately of one
hundred gasoline motor cars for use
on branch lines. Steam trains for
passengers will be abandoned on
branches when the new cars are in
use.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
PROHIBITION B1fNI Is
DOOMED TO DEFEAT

Montgomery Ala, August 3.-In
the house last night Representative
Henley failed to call up his prohibit
tion bill. AS there are only two days
more of this session, it cannot posi-
bly, pass
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
Money Market

New York, August 3.-Money on
call nominal. Prime mercantile paper
6HS per cent.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
OLD Settler Dies.

Monte Vista, Colo, August g.
George J. Zahnes. one Of the earliest
settlers In the San Luis valley, died
at 7 O'Clock this morning at the
San Luis Valley hospital
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03

Spcltcr Market.
81. Louis, August 3,-Spelter weak,
$6.75.
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03
WEATHER FORECAST

Denver, ColO., Aug. 3.-Local
thunder storms tonight and Sum
day.
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CONTINUED on Page Eight.)
Albuquerque citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-03

Boston Mass, August 3.-Of seven
Cinnamon taken into the hospital af-
ter last nights shooting in Chinatown
as result of which three men are
already dead several were reported
70 be in serious condition today
rive Cinnamon have been charged
shooting
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-17
Hindu Epigrams

TIME wakes when others sleep; Time no one
Il may escape; without rest and with even
pace Time strides over al creature
Nan life IS measured by hundred years;
half Of these are passed IN sleep half the re
1nander in childhood and old age, and what
are left we fulfil amid disease, separations,
pam, and servitude. How can man take
pleasure IN 4 life that resembles the bubble on
= waves
To love those who love you not TO shun
those who love YOU 70 make an enemy OF the
strong this IS 10 be fool.
Not TO begin an undertaking IS the first sign
Of wisdom, and the second IS 10 complete
what has been begun.
He who sits after eating gets a pain; he
who sleeps after eating gets comfort; he who
walks after eating gets health; he who runs
after eating runs TO his death.
What a man desires and strives for, that
he always obtains, unless IN WEAKNESS he
rclaxcs.
For five years man shall treat his as a
prince, for ten years q slave; but when a son
reaches his sixteenth year, then shall man
treat INN IS a friend.
Under good fortune the heart Of the great
is as soft as a lotus bloom; under i'll fortune,
Is hard as the mountain rock.
Everywhere good fortune attends the man
whose heart IS content: is not the earth COW
ered with leather for one whose foot IS in a
shoe
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-17
No Nonsense in the Pulpit

ITO a solemn brother who rebuked him for
his vlvacity. he replied, You carry Your
nonsense into the pulpit; | keep mine out. -
At last, when stricken with mental hallu-
cinations he did not lose his relish for jest.
Beng asked by whining, professional con
doler. " What misfortune brought You here.
Mr. Hall: he replied, touching his head
rather Significantly, Whatll never bring
you here, sir! Too much brain, SRI Too
much brain"
Dr. Parr." said a Young student to the
celebrated linguist. lets YOU and | write a
book. - Very well. replied the doctor
" Put IN il all that | know and al that YOU
don't know, and We Il make a big one
Once TO a voluble and VAIN young man. who
said IN his presence, q" make II a point TO be
Eeye nothing ! cannot understand, DR. Parr
said, hen, young man, your creed will be
the shortest OF any mans know
\ Young minister occupied the pulpit OF old
DR.. Emmons OF Franklin, Massachusetts, one
day. Fishing for a compliment al the dinner
table, the youthful divine said inquIrIngly, " |
hope | did not weary YOU with the length Of
my sermon this morning. -" No, nor with
the breadth of il either" was the reply
am afraid" SAID another, that | did
not get fairly into my subject to-day. 49,
" That was because Your subject never got
into YOU"
\ windy member Of Parliament stopped in
the middle Of speech 10 take a glass Of water
" Mr. Speaker, sand Sheridan, " rise 10 a
point Of order" Everybody started wonder
ing what 1t could be What Is IT, SIR" asked
the Speaker. q" | think, sir, answered the wit
II IS out Of order for = windmill To 60 by wa
ter"
\ vain mathematician, attempting 10 sub
due a rising young wit III his class room. asked,
% II TWO pigs weigh twenty pounds, how much
VIII hog weigh -" II YOU viii kindly step
on the scales, shall tell you in a minute. 3"
the swift reply
son Of the Emerald Isle, on landing at a
wharf IN New York, Saw lying there a huge
anchor For the next three days he stood
by watching the anchor. What are YOU do
ing here" asked a workman one day. Sure
sor," was the reply, want to see the man
who can handle that pick"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-17

III MOR IS derived from " humidity "A
I'LL moisture. metaphoricallv i,.ice Of the
mind, oozing forth 10 refresh and enrich
wherever il falls. Wit Is lightning humor IS
heat. VIII Is surprising; humor is ins;nuating.
Au brings dlsSluIlar things together with
shock, humOr IS slow and often shy, and
comes into the heart locked hand in hand
with pathos.
Old Or Fuller's remark, that Negro Is A." The
image Of God cut IN ebony, was humorous;
but is inversion by Horace Smith. that, The
slave driver was the image OF the devil, cut IN
.r0rv. was witty. II was vat which flashed
from the lips OF a colored orator, when, ad-
l-e ing an audience composed entirely of
white people, he said. M friends. N this
presence ] feel Ike huckleberry in a bowl OF
Mas there ever 4 more gracious, tender or
lowing spirit than that Of Thomas Hood, One
SMASH svmpathize while he laughs IL the faith
e sally Brown as She sees her lover carried
aG ty the press gang:
Saws he. They have only taken him
], The tender snip, You see
Tire tender ship! said Sally Brown
What hardship that must be-
w. Ben had sailed to many a place
That S underneath the world.
4.t 10 two wears the ship came home,
And III her sails were furled
Eat when he called on Sally Brown,
see how She got on,
il and she'd got another Ben
Whose Christian name was John.
".H silly Brown, o Sally Brown
IW could YOU serve me SO,
Ie met with many a breeze before,
aat never such . blowi'"
a- is inimitaile even when poor Ben
g. 4 = grief. still the fun goes on, for:
er went and told the sexton.
And the sexton TOLD the bell"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-17
Surprise Is the Essence

IT B. essence Of the ludicrOus consists n sur
r--ses. IN unexpected turns oi feeling and
cz Il thought as when some wit called
h.t.e The celebrated philosopher, he father
n dentistry and the brother Of the Earl Of
l.-r ~ when q witty editor took FOR the
u 0i ms penny journal, The Price Of Lib
j Eternal Vigilance The Price Of the
-t~ Only One Cent
FPS said that when travelling in America
ie md a Republican SO furious against
his that he VIII not wear a crown IN his
the Great, Observing the number Of
IN Westminster Hall, remarked, 90
la.e only two lawyers IN my whole Empire,
-a when / get home / intend To hang one Of
Iiumor often hovers between laughter and
tear.
Such. indeed, is the hero Of Chalnisso's story,
as The elegant and lively translation by Thack-
era presents y.
There lived a sage in days Of yore.
And he q handsome pigtail wore
But wondered much and sorrowed more
Because Il hung behind him.
" lie unused upon this curious case
And sw0re he'd change the pigtail's place,
And have Il hanging II his face,
A9t hanging there behind him.
BAYS ne ] ne mystery ! We iDunl-
J I'd turr me round. He turned him round;
But stiIl il hung behind him.
hen round and round. and out and in,
II day the puzzled sage did spin.
IL yam, It mattered not a PIN,
Ihe pigtail hung behind him.
And right and left, aud round about,
h.- lp and down, and IN and out
l.e turned; but tIll the pigtail stout
.Hrg steadily behind HIM.
And though his efforts never slack,
81. though be twist and twirl and tack,
stll faithful 10 his back,
.e pigtail hangs behind him"
iia delicate the satire upon our rebellion
sr-t fortunes which cannot be changed
'-e preaching 10 a company Of butchers,
opened the service with the hymn
SGT al the blood 81 beasts
Du Jewish affairs slain
taea toid that twins had arrived under the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-17

protection Of the stork, he exclaimed with
great feeling:
Nor more than others | deserve,
Yet God has given me more.
sent In word that a servant of the ord wished
10 speak TO him. he replied, Tell him am
engaged with his Master
To a brother, noted for length and drought
who was 10 preach an official sermon in his
pulpit, Henry Ward Beecher quietly said as
they were seated upon the platform, Right
under Your feet IS a genuine Baptist pool. 1t
IS OF orthodox dimensions and is half full OF
water. The spring IS under my foot II the
preacher IS dry and long, | touch the spring
and let him in"
\ buSybody once said TO Robert Han. Il
understand that YOU are going TO marry Miss
Blank: - marry Miss Blank, | would as
soon marry the eldest daughter OF Beezebub
and 60 home to live with the old folks
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-17

protection of the stork he exclaimed with
great feeling:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-17

Nor more than others | deserve,
Yet God has given me more.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-26
APPEALS FOR CHARITY.

The Charity Organization Society appeals for $40
70 ala IN the support OF a woman OF good character
ana her three children. the Oldest eight and the
youngest three years old. The husband is serving
4 sentsnce OF seven ana a half years IN snS sins
ior nansiaughter The woman is unable tS sarnn
ih9nsh rar ths SUPPORT , Of her family bess
young The relatives poor ana abe tb xt~e hSt
very little help. Any money for this ase sent -
the Charity Organization Society No I0H Ea.t osS
street. vii be duly and publicly acknowledged
Inc society acknowledges the following contribu
Iions RECEIVED s1s In response to appeals: C.
Clark, s25i r. s.. So; Ernest T. Ackerman 80 -;
Mrs j. w; Rockwell. $40; Lewis Siegbert $40: John
9. Heckscher. $40. Mrs. l.. A. Conner $40: K II CO.
Henry .Witte. S. E. F.. ST. cash. 81; NJ M. XII
Maud, 81; NJ. B.. 81: NJ, ST. ' ~ ~
The BROOKLYN Bureau of Charities appeals for ,ha
sum OF $50 to make the balance of a frind
sary to assist widow with FIVE children T,so
present total income of the family is only Sc week
A boy of thirteen went to work Illegally ana 80
returned to school. The amount above asked ros
will provide scholarship OF So week for tba rr
mainder OF the regular school term and for a si,
weeks period I'm vacation school, which will ronn1
toward his working papers. Contributions for tbis
fund marked for Special c Fund. No 80 NAV he
forwarded to William !. Nichols general w
NO. " sSnsmsKAHkp street. AKeek1xR. = :, -
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-26
HILL CLIMBERS READY.
Big Entry for AUTO Races at WilkeS-
Barre on Thursday.

Wilkes-Barre. Penn, May % (SpeciaD.-Entries
for the hill climbing contest up Giant Despair on
Memorial Day. under the auspices OF the Wilkes
Barre Automobile Club. will close Monday for
the regular entrance fee, and entered later
will pay double fee. Already q long list of en-
tries has been received, and the committee expects
one hundred cars in the ten events, while there
WILL IL Is believed be thousand visiting
cars in this city on the day of the meet.
The work on the road up the mountain has been
completed. the water breaks have been removed
curves wtdened and considerable rock has been
blasted away, while most OF the sharp curves have
been banked. The road is made fully thirty sec
onds faster by these improvements. and IL is e1-
pected a mark lower than minutes will be made
by several Of the contestants.
Among the entries already made are some or the
cars which have made records meets in the last
year Mr.. MacWilliams. OF the Darracq company
has entered 6O-horsepower machine and 5. r.
stevens. OF Rome N Y, has also entered his OAR
race car. which made some records on the Ormond
course The Martini company will have an entry
The Dragon company, OF Philadelphia. has entered
one car. The Oldsmoblle company will have one or
first place in two events last year. has entered
three cars. Tho Autocar company has entries in
three events. and Banning Harvey. OF this city, mas
entered his Flat touring Harry s. Houpt. OF
the Thomas company has entered three 6O-horse-
power machines. and NJ. Roberts who drove the
races. Will drive them up the mountain. Robert
Johnston. OF this city. has entered 3o-horsepower
Knox. The Mitchell company will be represented
by four 35-horsepower cars driven by H. +. Green
and the Maxwell people will have five cars. IL is
probable that w. owens, who drove the Maxwell
Vanderbilt Cup racer. will be at the wheel. The
Matheson cars which built here. will be well
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-26
d. 6 III. BONDS SELL HELL
Ne7c Management WM DeUelop the
Companys Earning Pozrey

Delaware & Hudson's issue of SoOoO1o of ar,
ment first lien AZ per cent gold bonds. which -.
taken by Kuhn. Loeb & Co. and the First Nst,orr
Bank at s4A, and which offered to the r.,s,,
at 80, are selling rapidly. and the demand sncr-
ages bond houses to believe that in the near f,,,
the general bond market will become more 49,.
A prominent Wall Street house which holds
large option on the Delaware & Hudson bonds -
received an offer from abroad for a consida-aLI
amount, and this also is taken as an encorr,u,
sign of the intrinsic strength of financial consition
at home and abroad
Certain Wall Street interests whose raD,+,,,o
for honest dealings is of the best are tarb,
holders to sell the stock. adding that IL will -
forced to Ito. This element is circulating var,or.
reports about the company. That this il halr~
done with the sole intention OF frightening holder.
of the stock to sell is said to be apparent
Earnings of the Delaware & Hudson in the month
of April showed net increase of about $50 G.a
gather about him capable operating men and ~
already has brought to the Delaware & Hudson \
from the Erie. from the Baltimore q Ohfo
and third will come from the Pennsylvania
1t announced yesterday that the bankers uhc
have the handling OF the Delaware & Hudson bond.
had complied with the provisions and restrictions
of the insurance laws that the bonds are suta-
BILE for investments for insurance cOmpanies An
sence from the bond market of the great Insurance.
market dulIness, and the chances are that In tha
future new railroad bonds Will be put out In A
manner and under terms that will induce insurance
companies to buy.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-26
BLooM1NGDALE EMPLOYEES OUTING,
Memorial Day Party Arranged by DEPART
ment Store Society.

Bloomingdale Brothers Employees Mutual Ala
Society will give It's annual May party on Me-
mortal Day In Central Park Over thousand
girls employed in the store Will be at the outing.
Early in the morning they win gather at the
Bloomingdale store. Goth street and Third avenue,
whence they will go to the East I'D street green
Central Park, in wagons and ten Central Park
carriages, preceded by the Metropolitan Jockey
Club Band. Miss Jennie BellInan, assisted By a
corps of young women, will have charge OF thu
party The officers of the Mutual Aid Society are;
President Joseph III. Myers vice-president. Alfred
w Schlesinger; treasurer. Frederick Massbach,
and secretary, Miss Jennie Bellnan.
Bloomingdale Brothers have arranged a free sum-
mer vacation for their young women employees.
Each week beginning early in the summer, from
thirty forty employees Will go TO Far ROckaway
tue expense of the firm for seven days rest.
1t is expected that about six hundred young women
will avail themselves of this privilege
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-26
COLUMBIA OVAL b.

An exceptionally small scoring match was the
Thistle and Montclair league game at Branch
Brook Park. Newark. Montclair was short
handed, and was disposed OF for the small total
OF ) runs while the Thistles scored Al G.
Breeze. with an innings Of @. was the ton
scorer.
The Brooklyn second eleven easily defeated tho
Bensonhurst team at Prospect Park by q score
of 12l to Al. G. C. France batted steadily ard
well for Al. A. Lowell contributed % and Il n
challenger. In addition TO scoring 81 Secured
Wickets for runs.
The West Indians defeated the Kings County
at Prospect Park by IS runs owing IN tho
splendid work OF e. Thompson AZ bat and in Tho
field He was top scorer for his side In nm In
nings Of % and executed some brilliant stons
ana throws while fielding rhe totals were.
West Indians 10Y; Kings County o.
Thanks primarily to the excellent yvor,, T., ,o+,
departments of C. F. Denton the Thistles uera
enabled to beat the New York Veterans NJ pro.
pect Park by score of 96 to 50. Denton scored
30 and captured wickets
In game at Branch Brook Park IN thu No..
Jersey State League series. the Newark eleven
easily defeated ESSEX County after deo,or,,o.
their innings closed with only three vicLa,s
down. The totals: Newark 1913 declared 20 .
wickets; Essex County AZ i'i q
The Elizabeth Young Mems Christian Asso
cation mad as opponents at Branch Brook psr,,
the st. Ronald's eleven, and easily vanouisbaa
them. the margin being 50 runs The ,o,aIs
Elizabeth Young Mems Christian Associatinn'
a. st. Ronalds, II.
The newly organized Brooklyn Nomad taar,
played at Upper Montcair and scored th.,r
first victory at the expense of the ReIev,.
eleven The totals: Brooklyn Non,ads, SO:
Bellevue, 10 W.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-26
COAL MERGER ANNOUNCED.
Pocahontas Companies Get Together-De- .
tails of Their Stock Plans.

Details of the plan for merging the Pocahontas
Consolidated Company and the Pocahontas Col
ieries Company into the Pocahontas Consolidated
Galleries Company OF BOissevain. Va, have been
announced. The new company Is to have a MAXI
mum capital Of s7.sO0OOO and a minimum of s7.713.-
ZOO.
IL is proposed to Issue Sc. coo. 900 OF per cent
gold bonds, secured by a mortgage on the proper
ties, of which amount s1.5O0.OOO will be used 20
tire equal amount of preferred stock OF thu
Galleries company. 81 25O, GOO be exchanged for
equal amount of Galleries bonds and remains
ing So $50 left In the treasury OF the
solidated Galleries Company
The common and preferred stocks Of the two
companies TO be exchanged for common and
preferred of the new company, share for share.
The stockholders of the two companies are TO meet
early next month ratify The merger plan.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-26
ON CRICKET CREASES..
MANY GAMES PLAYED.
Staten Island Champions Beat Co
Mmbia Oral an Fast Match.

All the cricket games scheduled were played
to finish yesterday, not drawn contest being
chroncled on any of the various creases in this
vicinity. The cold wind made playing dis
agreeable, but good scoring was accomplished
Notwithstanding.
The most important contest of the day was
the Staten Island and Columbia Oval league
fixture at Livingston, Staten Island. which was
won by the champions with a margin of y
runs. f. H. L. Stenthal and F. II. Spooner
contributed % apiece for the winners. while
A q. Laurie was run out for 10 and r. w. r.
Powell added IL. NJ r. Cobb eXcelled with the
ball, capturing five wickets for % runs; F. F.
Kelly took three for %, and Laurie two for 81
For Columbia Oval A. HOskings bowled exceed
ingly well. his record being eight wickets for
II runs, while O. Smith hit hard for 20. B.
Kortlang contributed y and Hoskings added
10. The score follows: