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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
wArciI YoUR TONGUE.
If Furred and Coated. II Is n Warn
ing of Trouble to Come.

When IL is The morning after the
night before, you do nos have TO loon
.at your tongue 10 know that the
stomach is upset, the head Is aching
with a dun rhythm. and that all the
world looks black and dreary.
II may have been lobster NeWbuIgn'
Welsh rarebit or some other tasty dish
that looked much better at night than
the morning after. There Is no need
to look at the tongue thermometer
then for symptoms oil tru. .e. You
naturally go To your box OF Mi-o-na
stomach tablets. and with one of the
little believers bring joy and gladncss
to the physical system.
The real time "a watch the tongue
Is an the time. II II is coated with
n white fur or possibly with dark
trimmings. even though the stomach
does not tell YOU by the acute pains
OF Indigestion that IL needs help. yet
the coating shows h a you are get
ting into a bad way and that there Is
need Of Mi-o-na.
Used at the first symptom of a
coated tongue. distress after eating,
headaches. duh and ~lifeless feeling.
natulence. or any other of the early
symptoms OF Indigestion. Mi-o-na VIII
strengthen the stomach muscles so
thai they will take car &C all the
food that ~ eaten without the slight
est pain or discomfort. 1t vii increase
the How of gastric juice 50 that the
food digests as Nature Intended Il
should. extracting the nourishment
and strength and eXpelling the waste
from the system without further aid.
Mi-o-na Is so positive, so sure. 81
reliable In It's curative action upon
the stomach that the J. II. O'Rielly
Co. the local agents. given an absolute
guarantee with every 50-cent box they
sell 10 refund the money unless the
remedy gives absolute and complete
satisfaction.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
TIInEE TIMTs ANp orr.

The New York Herald is not y party
PAPER. on the other hand. n BE- a
free lance, and speaks lts own senti-
menis without fear or favor. on an
public subjects m ihe early days.
half q century ago Hs enemies
charged O. Nith sometimes permitting
b. convictions 10 compromise with g.
n.cc-sitles. but however tha may have
been then u ls not rue now. for the
paper has long been Tar above ~ant
Any man who knows anything about
newspaper business viii know by Sim
py iooking at the Herald aud learn
ing ius rates, that the paper u better
paying property Than any gold mine
ln the United states. and viii not
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
WHY SPLIT HAIRS

one SAYS 70 Is kidney trouble. an
other that 10 Is BriEhts Disease. What
is the use OF splitting hairs when
nlne-tcnths Of the kidney trouble
shows albumen 10 tested FOR g.. and
no Insurance Company then wants
YOU. no matter What you call your
trouble or how we'll YOU look
Are you aware that The last U. ;.
census shows that nlnc-tenths OF an
the dead from kidney troubles nae
Rrlaht's Disease? Well. 10 l. a post
tive fact. aud the census gives me
Figures viz. $4,000 out OF ss.0e0 the
last census year.
Then. how under the sun can YOU
afford % lake anything In the world
for that Kidney trouble 81 NpNrS hnt
Buttons Recall Compound
!. II O'Reiily Co. d~rvggists Aihu-
.querQue. y. NJ.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
Solos ::. r.; !.

MANI MEANWHILE The BILLBOARD" re-
THE MERRY turkey time APP
Coyotes?
There are ONE animals 70 be pitied
The Almanac.
WILLIAM ALSO Randolph Hearst
seems TO have gone up against the
genuine in that dear York state
IT WAS REALLY hardly safe for
Mr.. Andrews TO leave the White
House long enough TO go 70 Pittsburg.
THE AMERICAN delegates to the
peace congress declare it was a grand
success. Wen, perhaps it was-in It's
way.
ITS a LONG lane that has no
turning says Max. The Hon. m
lane Is so badly twisted il has made
him dizzy.
SIXTY Wisconsin farmers. it is said,
have Cancelled their mortgages during
the past two weeks. Which hardly
looks panickN.
vMa
MANY A FOND dream Of the Plum
derbund would be realized were II
as easy to hynotize voters an the young
men AT the opera house.
A VERBATIM report Of the testi-
mony Of the Hon. Bull on the Pitts
burg witness stand fails 10 reveal any
reference to the Coyotes
PHOENIX people assert that
people are coming into that town IN
In Albuquerque its different
They're already here.
s4a
MIR. BURSUM IN his Almanac re-
marks naively hat he thinks his edi-
torials in his Socorro Chieftain are
very readable and spicy
THANKSGIVING and cranberrles
are not far away. and the governors
in chorus with r.. Roosevelt,
Now. therefore, J."
TT MIGHT be a great convenience II
an the county lawsuits against mem
bers OF the Hubbell regime were COM
piled in II volume and indeXed
$50
THE GOVERNMENT L. going to
change some OF the outlandish names
~ its postofficcs. Meanwhile the
Pullman car appcllations remain IN
trimmed.
WE READ with excitement of mil
lions in gold coming across the Allan
.ic. Ad interim. coal remains S1.bo.
md the grocer's bills come in with dis
ressing regularity.
$50
MRS. ELBERT HUBBARD de-
,laimed to a bunch of felloM-Women
against the universal brutality OF men.
Fan It be that Fra Elbertus'ha been
the fire shovel?
$50
PROHIBITION cannot come too
ioon. The latest Is the narrowing
tory of Farmer Joseph Balls COW
n South Norwalk. conn, She broke
through q fence, ate a lot or cider ap-
lies and placed her loving master
n the hospital. ~.
m rs SUGGESTED that when
3ladys Vanderbilt wants 10 cay Count
;2chonyi Ia breakfast she needs only
o 90 to the foot of the stairs and
neeze. There is a possibility, how
yer, that the count VIII keep her so
coughing up mat she VIII nave no
ime to snecze
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

"An the name Is to be" asked
the suave minister. as he approached
the font with the precious armfui OF
Fat and nounces
Augustus Philip Fetbinaiti Cod
rington Chesterfield Livingston
Snooks."
Dear me-" turning to the seNton;
"a little more water. Mr.. Perkins, II
YOU please. -Tit-Bits.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
SANTA FE TIME TABLE.

NEtIectlVe June IbtH'J
From the East Arrive. Depart
No. 1. Southern Cal. Exp..... 7;45p $3.50 .
No. 3. California Limited .~...1220p 100
MOI. North. Cal. Fast Mail .10:5 p 1916 ,
No. .. Ei p. & Mex. city Exp.1lil5 p i2;29s
From The West
No. Z. Chicago Fast Maii..... $500 s:ab
No. g. Chicago Limited ...... $3.50 p SEQ p
No. s. Chi a Kan city EXP. s;4Op 7:2o .
From the SOUTH
mo. -. Chi. Den. & X. C. Elk $500 700 ?
mo, 10 connects at Lamy with branch TRAN
for Santa re and stops at all locsi points IN
New Mexico. 2. r. PURDY Agent
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

MANY men and women catch colds at dances
which terminate IN pneumonia and cone
sumption. After exposure. n Folcys Honey
and Tar ls taken 10 viii break Up a cold
and no serious results need be feared. Re.
fuse any but the genuine In a yellow pack
age J. ~. OEiclIy co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

Canada has just made us a present
OF another strip Of Alaskan terrific y
which belonged to US because W.
bought il from Russia. In order tn Il
there may be no bitter feelings this
time let US extend hearty thlpkq.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

rency. the merchant marine, the navy
the Philippines. the Monroe doctrine
and the railroad problem. This IS
true. and the question arises II as the
result of the mass and importance Of
the business much win be done Shall
we no witness a b~iockadeg Many
Of the republicans want as little done
as possible. and the party is so strong
in both houses It can do as IT pleases.
Much. though not all. will denend on
the presidents message.
II has been remarked that Mr..
Bryan seems 10 be the only man con-
spicuously before the public, who finds
any appreciable degree Of comfort in
the returns Of the late election. And
the figures really do make it look as
though things were beginning TO come
a iittle his way.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

All kinds window shades IN stock
aud made 90 order. Futrelle Furni'
ture west end Of viaduct.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

senator Burrows Is OF the opinion
the next scason % Congre-s will
problems o. deal with more dif-
acuit than those immediately follow
ing the civil Nar lie mentions a.
The number. questions o. cur
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
1ttE MI
William kirtc. Proprietor.

on your way 80 answer q want al
to-day notice what q fine growing and
expanding cts you live IN.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
INvEsTICA TEi %CoMPARE,

Furniture repairs. Cbas. T. Keppel
xIs-Is south Second.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

seek Your Patronage Only ON
a Ra.fs of Nufunl Interests
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

-Four European monarchs Will Dc
under me roof of Windsor Gaze nNt
week -Four kings \ ricnl Who aS-
Co q out Of business the d.fi
OF January tells as there is lulf one
fand that will beat d.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

sixty business concerns IA Pitts
burg. Pa, paid 500 eacl - an al
legged labor organizatipn to prevent
strikes. and the president Of the as.
ISOLATION a fined and ordered to
leave the city.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

THAT newly-diseovered financial d.
sease, "undigested securities shout |
be greatly relieved by abstinence from
"Wutcr."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

There Is a disposition among some
members Of congress to look with ia
vor upon a general plan looking 10 the
pay OF clerks and the more
humble employees Of Uncle sam. and
ID has been suggested that If such a
were Z%ealously advocated by
cabinet some progress might be
made.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

People who say Taft's boom Is over
10 not take INTO account the welcome
home" enthusiasm that can be inyari-
ably relied ou.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

Heuses Tor Rent in ~difrerrni parts II
the cils Furnished and unfarn-'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

Surgical operations may be- per-
formed upon Pittsburg .schoolboys who
fan behind in their studies Get busy.
boys. 10 u Is successful in Piitsburs
the practice may be- adopted 81 zee
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
TOR SALE

etoelea -sercn-rnam frama Modern.
North EEhfh street. pay
mcuts &C., suit the buyer
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08
SPECIAL THIS WEEK

TOR SALE.
si2 eo.ee.-Business property. close
ins buildings nnu occupied and
paving % per cent on tasesfment.
uith three vacant lots Isr On car-
rcr Inquire 40 office.
xf.oaoqa.-A five flam modern cot
uEe nearly new close Co., tao
ti-ea eo-Farr rom cottage on
faurieenth street, large BOT
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

AN delegates To the pc9c, confer
Of Central American Republic
,n Washington have bc,n instructed 90
for harmony.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-08

Handling dollarE iu a financial crisis
appears to be something like handling
The problem o. 20 get enough
~ them ~ the right place al tho right
f
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-04-21


how many steers and Eearlngs he owned. and
how much grain land he q got inside of
That dom middlin well. amt It =, says he
Come TO figure up. 1t was, and told him didn't
see why he wa IN fair way TO find himself cuttln
into the grape some day
Il all depends on the JaNhaWkcr, says he.
We got thlrd int rest IN that Course, | amt
holcrn lot about II Yet. for II ain Z much more'n
a hole IN the ground, but If they strike the
yellow here maybe ven come on and take look at
New York
II $ worth II, says /. Hunt me up when YOU
do
i shore viii. SAYS Hank Good luck
And the last see oi him he was staudIn there in
his hu,k~ku pants gavpn Al the steam ears
Now, | amt been ~pendu my time ever since
wondcr,n what was happcnm 20 Hank. Nou know
how it IS Maytc I've had HIM mind two or hrce
times. But when get that phone message didn't
have any trouble about calm up my last view Of
HIM So. when il come 10 buttm into swell
Flnh-avc hotel and a~kn tor Hank Merrity. | has
sudden spasm of hashtulncsS. Il didu last long.
II Hank WAS good enough for me 10 chum with
in Bcdca. says !, he ought 10 have some ~tandln'
with me here. There wa II I anyt hing could have
asked that he wouldn't have done for me out there,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-04-21
A Line on Peacock 1A11ey
By S E w ELL FORD

II THAT'S The use OF traven, when
x there's more fun stayn' home?
RFN Scenery; Say. the scenery that
suits me best Is the kind they keep
III up all night. There's a lot Of il
g. I-rh-sr and the park Folks; Why. YOU
~ ne corner OF 42d and Broadway long
and You won't miss seem many of EN-
.a-t all get here sooner or later.
look II what happens last erenIn'. was
1l ANN mp against the street door. real com
l.r and satisfied after good dinner when
oe comes down from the studio and saws
t.- party by the name OF Merrity been calm
-ty:" says l. That sounds kind OF joyous
lar Didn't he give any letters for the
an' hut Hank" saws Swiftly.
Ees. says !, gertin' the clue What did
il he was a friend OF yours, and if YOU didn't
la u.rhIn better on the hook he'd like You
.-.l 20 the NIstorIa says Swiftly.
..t hat / lets loose smoker Honest, couldn't
.A. eheel" saws Swiftly. e. Is It string. or not
J get a laugh out Of this myself
he-. and then again YOU mlghtnt SAYS /.
BE- il q bring on nothin but brain storm.
) ~ wait until md out Il Il $ safe 10 tell yoU
With that / starts down towards ;4th-St. see if
r - really So about Hank Merrity; for the last
q -e ] got OF him he was out III Colorado, wearin
t-- and frInged buckSkin pants. and lookin To be
r.l oi q fixture there as Pixies Peak
j. HaS while ] traInin for OF my hig
-a.- hes that | met up with Hank We'd picked our
B.l.'.a Tor a camp. You We heard OF Bcdclla, No,
In. rau ought 10 study the map. Anyway. II YOU d
t,.. 'lowin' the sportin' news reg lar a few wears
t..a you remember. There was a few DAYS about
-.. t--ae when more press dispatches was filed from
BE- than from Washington And the pet ures
-har a- sent east; Shorty Ropin Steers $50 Mr-
81. aae SWingn a Bronco by the Tail. and III
-a.. --1ek You know the kind of stuff them news
paper artists strains their imaginatons
l.--e. ] was TO busy 10 bother about what they
6. F.. me- and didn't care. anyway But i dit
..-.-- with Hank oh they got him too, You see.
ranch about four miles north OF our camp.
-. .uo ot IuV reg lar forenoon stunts TO galop
or, take a bg sEig OF mountain spring water
...-lr ANYTHING YOU can buy IN bottles-chln
uu,cs with Hank and the boys. and then dog
back
.. sas how the boss Of Merrity'S ranch came
.- Dis picture IN The sportn page alongside g. .
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-04-21

aoinelv but his color scheme was kind OF surprsin'
His complexion was shade or two lighter than a
new saddle. except his neck. which a flannel red
with lovely brown speckles on II, and his eyes was
sort Of hul ermllk blue with eyebrows that YOU had
to guess al Ills chief decoration, though. lip
Nhisser that was q marVel-one of these ginger
colorcd drooptrs hat took way down below his
mouth corners ana looked like i was there TO staV.
But up the ranch and down IN Bcdelia | never
heard anyone pass remarks on Hank Merrty looks.
lie n no bad man eft her, hut mild and gentle
q beet raiser YOU d want 10 lie seemed to be
quite q star among The COW punchers. and after Il
got used TO his peculiar sye OF beauty kind Of took
TO him too.
The picture ddnt r'e HIM a bit. He sat there
lookin At II for a good FIVE minutes without sayIn
word. them buttermk ewes luSt starIn. kind ot
blank and dazed. Then he looks up. as pleased rs
kid and says, Wall, III be cuseed! Mighty Slick,
amt II
Next he hollers for Reney-that was Mrs Merrity.
She was a good sized. able bodied Wild rose. kcucy
was; not such a bad locker. but little shy style.
! calico wrapper with he sleeves rolled up. a
lot OF crnkly brown hair yavin down her
back, and old pair OF carpet slippers on
her feet was Rcncv's mornin' costume. /
shouldn't wonder but what It did for after
noon and eVenln well
Mrs Merrity was more tickled with the
picture than Hank She stared from the
paper 70 him and back again, actin like She
thought Hank had done sornethn she ought
20 be proud Of. but couldn't exactly place
Sho Hank SAYS She. / WIsht they d
waited until YOU put on Your Sunday SHIRT
and slicked up little
lie a real iorrid proposition when he
did slick up ! saw him do II once =. couple OF
nights before / broke trainin', when they was
CON TO have a dance up TO the ranch his
idea of maxim swell toilet To take a
hunk OF sheep taoW and grease his boots
clear 10 4 he tops Then he ducks his head into
The horse trough and polishes the back of his
neck with "a bar OF yellow soap. Next he dries
himself off on a meal sack uses half bottle
OF scented hair oil ON his Buffalo Bill thatch,
pulls on a striped gngham shirt ties red silk
handkerchief around his throat and he's ready
TO receive comply. ] didn't see Mrs Mcrrty
after she got herself fixed for the ball; but
Hank told me she goin' TO wear a shirt
waist that she d sent clear Kansas City for.
oh. we got real chummy before LETT. He
came down to see of the day started for
Denver and while waitin for the train
he told me the story Of his life: How he d been
rustlin' for himself ever since he'd graduated
from an orphan asylum in Illinois; the differ
,-nt things he'd worked at before he learned
the business; and how, when he d first
met Reney sngin' crockery in a railroad res
taurant, and married her sight, they q
started out with cash capital of one five
dollar bill and thirty weight cents in change,
70 make their fortune Then he told me
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-04-21

4
uiaS am OF 'iiG louI
dlllerenl ways / nal
"l Poelih -, a poiiod
POI aIo mem vas
ne times "heh
'o"h hlN exercise
WIN a spoIJlh co
lI0r hanS'n - SaSh
emo" ana itil""7
win dIs" ID }, l"'i7
9luatl'h ~ over
me pace ua' loI "
JOSH l l"SSe9 one oi
Inc papers lHal had
a PCT Ie OF iiallN
up 10 the 1anch eA-
Peclih Mhen ne SAW
i nc " y, an I"
tHfTI. u Ia ODE MS tl1f1l ~
Valentine Democrat., 1907-04-25

who had classes down there, but she
changed her mind.
When Henry Smith, a confirmed
bachelor, took to calling on Jennie Mrs.
Markham cheered up again and hem
med a dozen more tea towels. But he
drifted away without having commit
ted himself.
Anyhow" said Mrs. Markham, tax
ing new comfort in the thought, There
isn't another girl who has the outfit
you have"
The years sped on. Admirers were
not so plentiful, but Mrs. Markham
occasionally added a dolly to the store.
The boxes were so full that there was
no room for more linen. The friends
of the family began to smile pityingly
about Jennie's immense stock of house
hold goods. Jennie was nearing 80.
Then of a sudden Jennie married a
theatrical man. Now she travels with
him everywhere, so she has not the re-
motest need of the contents of the
chest and dry goods box in the attic
at home. She lives at hotels the year
round
But Mrs. Markham hopefully turns
Valentine Democrat., 1907-04-25
NEW YORK.

Trade and manufacturing conditions
are in high degree favorable, despite the
lull in demand usual at this stage of the
sqrfhg season. Some odd cross-currents
are visible because of the scarcity of
stocks in so many lines, necessitating
buying in other markets to exc out sup
plies sold ahead some time ago. In re-
tail trade cold weather and bad country
roads are a bar to fullest activity, but
the volume of business as a whole exceeds
the corresponding period in other years.
Business failures for the week ending
April II number f94, against 1871 last
week and 161 in the like week of 1906.
Canadian failures for the week number
2S, against % last and 10 in this week
a year ago.
Wheat, including flour, exports from
the United States and Canada for the
week ending April II aggregated 1881
105 bushels, against 3,460,S72 last week
and $780,, ,347 this week last year; for
the last forty-one weeks of the fiscal
year. 1883, ,022 bushels, against 107,
5O6919 in 1905-06. Corn exports for the
week are 1,475,719 bushels, against q,
917,0O4 last week and 1,725,799 a year
ago; for the fiscal year to date, 56,O59,-
80 bushels, against 99,699,1 135 in 1906
O6.-BradStreet's Report.
Valentine Democrat., 1907-04-25

mother and sister to call on Jennie
and her mother and Jennie frequently
was asked to the Lauderback home for
Sunday night tea. Again people re-
| hearsed the contents Of the chest and
| the dry goods box and decided on what
money which otherwise she would have
had to spend for a brides usual linen
and household outfit
Nobody ever quite knew what caus-
| ed the trouble between Jennie and
young Lauderback. She carried her
head high for a time, while he looked
depressed and blue. Before he recOv-
| cred she was enjoying immensely the
visit Of young doctor who had grad
uated in the same medical class with
her brother. He was good-looking-and
so was she. He had not been at the
Markham home for week before ev-
cry one was talking about how desper-
ately in love with each other they were.
at was at first sight" said Mrs.
Markham to her best friends. "Of
course Jennie has had fancies like all
girls, but this is genuine His father
is rich. Not that that has anything to
do with it, but he won't have to strug
GLE And 1 think that Jennie's outfit
is good enough for any home that even
he can give her."
Jennie was invited to visit the young
doctors family later and she went
She had glorious time and came home
to find her mother feverishly hemming
a large tablecloth. 81 thought you
needed another three-yard one," she ex-
planned.
After Jennie had broken her engage
ment to the young doctor because she
was tired of writing letters to him she
went in for social-settlement work for.
year or so. She came near marry
ing a professor Of something or other