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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1907-04-18
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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1907-04-18

President Roosevelt in talking to
some of his friends this week took
occasion to explain his position re-
garding the presidential nomina-
tion. 1t has been said that the
President was backing the nomina-
tion aspirations of Secretary Taft
and of no one else. But the Presi.
dent says that this is not true.
The way he put it was that he was
for any nominee who was not tied
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Hook-"He's very sensible fel-
low. Success has never turned his
head" Nye-"Yes; it's a long
head that knows no turning"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1907-04-18

Hoax--"They certainly live ac-
cording to their convictions" Joax
Who" ?" Hoax-"The fellows
in the penitentiary." :"
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

Amos North. Harry 2. Roche
John Wiliett. .....- Geo. L. Castlcbury
Shiny y............G Geo. H. Tir1mons
Hanl1...............Ge Geo. w. Lewis
Miss Page, the Matroa,
.-.-.-.....-..Lou Y MuldeneT
Vassar Girls:
Sally Webb Kate's Chun. Clara Athv
Helen Conway. Rose Bira
Annie Man1ey Marie Cauthorra
Madg Hyte........... Jean Vance
patty cno,,. ro-..t,:.,o c..r..,-
Eva Knight, ,...,.... Caroline Pearce
Polly Hane. ............. Stella Andersop
Eta Frye. e.................El Elsa Vivian
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

Post cards 6 for SO Gems at the
Kute Studio.
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

etbaii ard os':ssr ladylise athletes to
save It from effesrsliisy while instead
Of the .rais-rah' college boys sloueh-
ing IN swsassFss skn srare ranks OF
da;s.ty MI d n fuffs COSTUMES who
make tise stage plef<sTes thing Of
bssass ard lay forever
F1essnee Gear. j charming actress
of nrs than Common powers. gives
athorongfaly j delightful portraiturc 81
the hero:ae, kafs Newton an1 the
entire cast Is Of unusual strcngth and
attT osve eIless. EasT,iss at Nassar r..
mains Al tie siajests. theatre three
Gays lor1oger with Moroday and
sfsr Peoria lila STAR
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08
Remarkable Rescue.

That truth Is stranger than tict-
-1c.2, has once niore been denonstra-
ted III the lsle, town of Fedora.
Tenn, the residence of c. V. Pep
per. He writes: Il was in bed en-
tirely disabled with hemorrhages OF
the lungs and throat Doctors fail
ed to help me, and all hope had fled,
when began taking DIR. King :
New Discovery. The Coughing soon
eeaseas; the bleeding diminished rap
idly ana in three weeks | was able
to go 70 work. Guaranteed cure
Tor coughs and colds soc and SIoo,
at all drug stores. Trial bottle
free.
Bring the babies to the Kutc Sta
do
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08
The Heir to the Hoorah'

When The Heir to the Hoorah.'
comes tosthe Grand opera house in a
rev weeks the theatre goers may well
anticipate dramatic treat Heading
he company are Frank Monroe.
whose excellent portrayal of the lead
ing role IS. exciting enviable comment
and Helene Lackaye, in the role OF
the breezy western widow, Kate
Brandon
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08
Plantation for Sale.

Major G. NJ Helm has all ad in
this issue in w1fieh he offers his plan
tations for sale Major Helm has
some very desirable pieces of prop
erty ard those who wish to purchase
shossid consult Capt w. A. Everman,
Mr.. II elm agent.
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

4. Deisin a. Brassy Girl. a Z. VII
Der as the Minister 70 Gahalnev and
Miss Nina Nisber rs Bossg. There
IS 'aisag:ing Of comedy and pathos
throughout the play. which IS satir>
on American stsiitiss Tie 1tsss.sn
learned b 4 enfored constituent Of
So1ssrs sfi}ai1 Rrsader. VINO aspires
= be Nslster to Dahasney bs.s IS
;E'ad finally g sss'sspt the office sof
S''s:iaar.sr faf n tchaskets. IS one wI,irla
a.saaallisa asrs pfeassls day politicians
snigsst well p-o..if from.
Af the sssd 81 tsc sscnt season
alsaasssr NiIe.r uill AXE s,is ce@s1-
paiav u I~,saSs: ], ior al eStrsaes- s-d. II
lexington Herald. Nov. .. o7.I
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08
A TEXAS STEER PLEAsEs
A Satire of Present Day Politics, 1
Teaches Useful Lessons.

The name oI Charles l1oyt will BE-
remembered long after many OF the
present day dramatists are forgotten
Is wsll affected hy The Popularity Of
his plays. in which the public never
seem to hose interest. "A Texas
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08
DOES YOUR BACK ACHE?

4. win cure IL Errry bpftl.
guaranteed. tirserhalle Drug Co..
Fhone e72.
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08
Church Razar.

A bazar will be given at the resi-
dence of Mrs Edmund Taylor by
tie ladies of the Methodist church,
Saturday, December ?, from Ia
o'sloek noon until 10 o'clock in the
eysning Fancy and useful articles
will be sold. also home made preser-
YES. pickles, jelly, cakes. chicken sal
ad In small or large quantities and
beaten biscuits
MRS. JNO. N. DUNN
1I-5-oz-3t Secretary.
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

Bring the babies to the Kutc Stu
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08
Decides to Remain.

To all who contemplate building
or wish to- make contracts for work
OF any kind ~se os,ld refer to the adj
Of Mr.. + N: Birmingham Mr.. Biz
nlingllam has decided - stay ii Gree,,
'rills and viii appTs.<;afe any work g:v
en- him.
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

each character is III good hands. In
dividuai mention is deserved by F.
NJ Re1,dick as Maverick Brant.er, J.
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

Photos made at Bells Studio never
Jade or grow dim. Try him. II-I5atf
The Greenville times., 1907-12-08

Steer" produced at the opera house
for two performances yesterday to
good audiences, seems to l@ad in "a
vor of the public. Manager A r.
Wilber has a strong company, and
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
THE TROUBLE IN RoUMANIA.

1t is not exactly easy TO obtain corr
rect Information concerning the causes
Of the disturbances in Roumanla, but
they seem to be OF agrarIan origin.
In the days OF the mighty Roman
empire, certain officers obtained large
estates and these descended to their
heirs who, In the course OF time became
wealthy landowners with numerous
tenants. This system has been per-
petuated up 10 the present slime The
owners OF the vast estates spend their
time In Paris on some other gay center
OF umusements. while their agents arc
depressing their tenants and keeping
them In poverty aud misery. The peas
ants were formally freed IN 1861 and
given the privilege OF the ballot. but
they claim that notwithstanding this,
they are no better OF than slaves, They
demand the breaking up ot the large
estates and the somewhat equal distri-
button OF the land among those who
want to use 1t. Their position is SINH
lar to that of The peasants OF Ireland,
who also demanded the right to buy the
land they We're Thing.
The race question has been brought
INTO the controversy by the fact that
many or The mlddlemen between tho
absent landlords and the peasants are
Hebrews, ThlS toget her wlth the all
ways smouldering race hatred. has add
ed fuel 1t is said to the revolutionary
flames
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
VETERANS. ATTENTION.

This il for she boys Of Zion s.
Camp and thu Mormon Battalion,
Surviving members OF those famous
organizations that played such a prom
inent part In the events Of the early his
tory of the Church, ara cordially invited
10 attend reunion to be given IN their
honor BY the First Presidency at she
Lion House ON Tuesday afternoon
ApriI 9. This will he one OF the great
events OF the April conference.
The First Presidency have for some
time felt that such a reunion would
be proper acknowledgement OF the
Importance Of the services rendered by
those who In the early DAYS checrfuly
responded when the call was made
upon them The veterans are rapidly
being removed from this sphere of ac-
tion. There are very few survivors of
"zion's Camp" and. possibly not more
than nifty members OF the Mormon
Battalion They are scattered over
a wide area OF the country. Some live
In Utah. some in California, Some in
Arizona Some, probably. have settled
In Canada IT would be wen tr as many
az possible could pc brought together
at the coming reunion.
We hope this invitation VIII reach all
for whom 1t Is intended. Friends OF the
veterans ouId call their attention to
It, in case they do not happen to see it
themselves, and we suggest that those
who live FAR away and may not be able
To undertake the Journey without
financial or other assistance should re-
ceve such from their friends. In order
that the reunion may be complete aud
an event never TO be forgotten by those
in whose honor It is given
We also suggest that Stake Presl-
dents and Bishops look after this mat
ter and sec to 1t that none Is absent
for want of means to undertake the
journey.
The invitation is also cordially ex-
tended 10 the wives and widows OF the
members of the two organizations.
We hope 10 see general rally OF the
veterans To many OF them 1t win be
the last before the great reunion on the
other side,
Veterans attention,
JOSEPH r. SMITH,
JOHN r. wGNDER.
ANTHoN f. LUED.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
CONFERENCE NOTICE,

The Seven ty-etshth annual. general
Conference OF the Church Of Jesus
Christ OF Latter-day Saints viii as
sen,bIs in the Tabernacle Salt Lake
city ou Friday. Aprtl 8. 1901 at IL
o'clock a IA, a full attendance 81 the
officers aud members Is hereby re-
quested.
The general Priesthood meeting VIII
be held In the Tabernacle on Saturday,
April 8. al 7 o'clock p. m,
Joseph r. SMITH.
JOHN ". wrNDE1s.
ANTHON II. LUNp-
---Y--o--
THE annual conference of the Sunday
School Union win be held in the Tab
ernaclc on Sunday, April Z. at 2 O'Clock
p. IN. JOSEPH i, SMITH,
General superintendent
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
employees OVER So LUCKY
Chicago Tribune

Now begins the period Of thanks
giving and jubiiation for the man
OVER as" The Reading railroad has
decided that IL made a grave mistake
when 1t SGT SO low limit as the age
OF employment for applicants for
work. and has announced that here.
after anybody under IS may present
his claims without diflldence, AZ the
same rate OF calculation as applied
to the allesed Osler theory of the eX-
piratlon of human usefulness, the man
who was expected to take killing
dose OF chloroform at so may now
look forward 10 life's pleasures until
he is "a The Joy Of the announce
ment is intensified by the belief that
the decision Will be far-reaching, and
that the experience Of the Reading
road viii be accepted by other corr
porations,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
FOR UNITY

Mr.. stead, the famous British jour
nalist has recently II Is said, predicted
the inevitable dismembermont Of the
British ompire. He cannot see how
me llhertY'lcving colonies can he kept
Tied 10 the mother country when m.
tarcst shall dictate separation Can,
ada he says Us eHtlrtY without
need OF our support and South Africa
II ahundanlly able to take care OF NJ
self. Australia and New Zealand be-
ing more exposed than The other self-
governing colonies, WIN be- the Its. 10
break away, but even they Nll 80
when they can do 80 wiih impunity.'
Mr.. Stead is a keen observer and a
logical rsasoRer. but withal ssnsa-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

eral Republican bolt Of isIa when
Put up Greeley for president ann
Brown for vice president. ana WHEN
attracted the support Of the Demo-
cratic party In President Hayes OK,
ira session OF Isl Richard pnllu
sentatlves the free-silver bill when
made Bland national iigurc, and
which put the silver question IN -Nmer-
lean politics, In a state convent l9n "
1895 under the direction of Blahu,
resolutions wore adopted, which We're
copied almost verbatim IN the Demo-
cratic convention IN Chicago IN Ssp,
and precipltat I'd a square fight on that
issue though the Chicago conven lon
dropped the logical candidate, B|and'
and Nominated Bryan,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
M1ssouR1s MOVE.

Missours move In favor M the
nomination Of President RnoFevslt Tor
another teTm has SOME Hgnilicance,
Mls6OurI has record OF starting
movements which have had practical
consequences which affected thc whole
country In Missouri IN 1861. when
General Fremont commanded that de-
p0rtuenl ~ the Union army. the first
step Mas takan toward emuncapating
the slaves. senator Carl schurx and
Governor y, Crate Brown, ln 1870 be-
gan that regolt from the Republican
party which eliminated IN the LIb-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
SHOULD Br, NO STRIKE.

Salt Lake has been singulary free
from strikes Its reputation In tAis re-
speet is worth maintaining. II we would
SEQ the city grow as 1t should grow.
then there must be none, These OBJ
serrations are made with direct refer
ence TO the difficulty. II such it can be
called, between the street car men
and the Utah Light & Railway COM
panv- First of ALL we wish to say
that the points OF difference are not
serious, at least In the sense that they
cannot be overcome by conference and
arbitration. Thus far there Is no APP
parent rancor or bitterness on either
Side There need he none There
should be nome Fairness and due re-
gard for the respective rights of each
should characterize the deliberations
uror the questions under discussion.
aEd they should all be adjudicated as
quickly as possible. There can be no
advantage in delay. There may be
much harm. Winter has gone, spring
has come. and wonderful possibilities
With It. Let no dlrsc of Industrial ais.
turbance be heard. Rather let only the
song OF progress fiji the air An na-
ture echoes with the newness of life.
salt Lake should stand ready to sing
that chorus to the ends OF the earth. for
the sun Of her future prosperity has
risen and is shining gloriousIy- Moth
Ing should be done 10 becloud OF OBJ
scrre it. That is precisely what
strike would do 1t would duplicate the
strife, inconvenfenccs, apprehension,
suffering and loss of Butte ana Cold
field, in some measure at least. IT
would bind us with the same sort of
shackles that is making those places
undesirable to live in. Our city de.
serves better fate. so we say, there
should be no strike. And again we ex-
press she hope that reason win pre-
voil and trouble be averted. Remem-
her thls is 10 be our best gear.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Biones-You were passing around
the cigars yesterday
Psmith-Yes-new baby at my house.
BJones-But 1t wasn't Your FIRST
baby
Psmith--No; my fourth--but how did
you know
BjOnes--I smoked one of the cigars.
Cleveland Leader.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
Tilted.

Mag-Bllly, / regrets ter say dat our
engagement has got ter be broke off,
5tly--NNOtS de trouble now?
Mag-Me ma won't leave me wear
Yer ring no more, eos IL makes me fin
ger black, --Leslie's Weekly
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Towne- He's sorry now that he quar-
relied with his wife.
Browne-Shc's gone home TO her
mother, | suppose,
come home to her,-Phladelphl la
Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
Talked In His slcen.

You got raise In pay. didn't you %
Yes, bat It didn't do me any good. :"
why note"
II talked IN my sleep and my wife
found out about il. cleveland Lead
er
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Another honor has been thrust upon
Hon. Fisher Harris. He has been made
captain on the star OF the colonel
commanding he First Infantry. n. O..
u
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
JUST FOR FUN.


by the way. Doc" said AscuH,,
how did Klosenans case turn out?'
Not at all satisfactory replied
DR.. Prlce-Prlce,
Hes still In your hands, ell p
No, he's TN the hands OF my lawyer
now. notwithstanding Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

If fiat rates are so much more pro-
fitahle for light companies why do
they insist on adopting meter rates to
their own detrimentg
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

1t is charged against Mr. Hartman
that he WAS ambitious Is Il the idea
that ambition should be made OF
sterner stum2''
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
Blamed the Wrong one.

Hotel Guest-What's the matter with
this chicken
WaiteT-It isn't the chickens fault
sir you ought to have come last week,
--Jugend.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Our cause Is not lost" cries Mayor
Dunno How like Cambronne he
talks! THE guard dies but never sur
renders
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Though no shyooks, the Board Of
Education wants Its bonds.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Beggar-Kind lady. was not always
like this.
Lady-NO yesterday you had the
other arm tied up.--Szutols.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

In the Chicago election TIinky blink
got through all right, But then Hfnlzy
is sui geneTis.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Three cheers for the universal trans
fer system just inaugurated by the
street car company!
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Chicago doesn't know whether she $
herself again or only an experiment.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Publicity sometimes creates evils
as weIl us cures them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Would not a photograph of the breath
be a sort OF airy nothing?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

The Very Judge before whom Thaw is
being tried has Fttz
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Remember, the April showers bring
May flowers.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
Crockery and Glassware

We are showing beautiful line OF crcckery--
all first grade goods, in dainty and attractive
berry bowls, sugar and cream sets, In fact
We have everything you need In fancy China
and Art Ware.
We are also showing an exceptionally large
line Of glassware for every purpose, an inn
to out-of. town merchants Decorated and Cut
Glassware in exclusive and original patterns.
carefully selected for their brilliancy and purity.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04

Glove Department..
Here you will find displayed splendid as
sortment of suitable gloves for Spring and
Summer During Conference we will make the
following exceptional special:
The celebrated WALDORF KID GLOVES,
one and TWO clasp. pique sewn, Paris point EN-
hfodered, In all the newest colors Regular
si'5 values during Conference sale eI 1s
peg yard -..,..-.......,..-. 1I.kJ
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-04
Silks and Dress Goods

Silks and Dress Goods.
Our SILK and Dress Goods department Is
complete with satisfying variety OF materials
suitable for Spring and Summer wear. To
make the department attractive for Conference
visitors we make the following reductions on
Silk ard Dress goods.
SATIN STRIPED CHALLIES, in the newest
colors and designs. Suitable for KImonas,
Wrappers and House Gowns, They have sold
regularly at soc per yard; DUNG Con- A0r
ference sale per yard -.,..-..,...--,..- 1VS
PLAID DRESS GOODS for Spring SUM
mer waists. worth 40c yard, during Con- &c
ference sale per yard ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
PLAID DRESS GOODS for Spring or Sum-
mer waists, worth soc yard; during 1Sr
Conference sale per yard -.,t...-.,,.--.,Vo S
COLoRED DRESS GOODS. checks plaids
and stripes, effects that much in
evidence dell ghtful for Spring and Summer
Gowns Regular price, 65c per yard. SIC
during Conference sale -.,,.--..,.-..,..-.oo S
LADIES' SUN UMBRELLAS, IS IN, c11s
regular price, sI.bo for ,...-.,..,....,,, pi'A"
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1907-11-23

Having decided which kind OF
drcaaing you want. prepare |, and MI
tho cavity OF tho turkey from which
The crop was taken. sew up tho all,
In the skin. fold II over and faa,an
with IA few stitches To tho back: pu,
the ren, OF the dressing into tho BODY
OF the turkey. sew up tho opening
Tie the legs down close 10 tho BODY
or The turkey. passing tho Irvine
around tho rump. 80 as 10 draw the
legs down close To the body, and 10.
cure thom by passing twine around
mo body OF the turkey. Lay the
wings down fiat on each side OF the
breast In their natural position and
secure them by passing tho Irvine or
narrow tape around tho body. tying
II securely.
Now rub the turkey all over with
butter. dust IL with black pepper and
honr and II Is ready to bake. Put in
The Southern farm gazette. (Starkville, Miss.) 1895-1909, 1907-11-23
Afraid of killing His Job.

Old Sam bad been aecn for several
days patiently sitting on tho bank Of
IN" Rappaharmock River near the
dam. holding hls shotgun 10 hand
Finally ho attracted tho attention o.
paHarT-hs. who asked:
Well. tnclo Sam. arc you look.
Ing for something 10 do"
No. sab. answered Sam: rs
scsiln paid 10 what Is doin'."
Indeed" answered the stranger
And What may ,ha, be-"
shoo,tn' do muskra,s da, am un-
dnrmiain' d. dam" answered Sam.
Well. there goes ono now" cried
tho stranger. esci,edly. why don't
you Hhoo,t''
sposo wants 10 lose my Job.
aahF answered Sam. complaccntly.
i4ppinco,,s Magazine.