Albuquerque evening citizen., 1907-02-02

river Chicago. Also, many other
experiments most profound, which
M. Stag did say were too perplexing
for those scientists themselves yet
they will work while the money lasts.
Come, M. Clam, to that Hall of
Mystery, or Chamber of Ideas" said
my new friend. II cannot show you
that financial incubator, which is our
greatest treasure. with 1t we shah
make money grow. But this is the
great secret. Now, here we are!"
In that rotunda of the Hall of
Mystery was one statue of M. Rocke-
feller. Many scientists did come and
go, all stopping to kowtow to that
statue and kiss one big toe of it. "In
China" said NJ. Stag. those students
did refuse to kowtow to M Con-
fucius, and that government did
make of him one God. so that all
should kowtow. BAH What pre-
judice! Here. all students kowtow
gladly. and NJ. Rockefeller is not yet
the God. Yet we have hope that
our government will realize his grand
virtues some day"
In that Hall of Mystery were many
cells, each containing one man or
woman, very insane Almost the
bedlam did make me frantic. One
scientist stood at each cell, taking
down every word of those maniacs.
Here. at the last. was the nest of
new ideas! This world is one bal
loon" yelled one maniac. with wild
eyes. 1T is full of gas which ex-
plodes!" "Aha,' said the scientist
who listened. Here is one fruitful
new ideal" One maniac shrieked
Hell, it is under Chicago one mile!
Keep that lid on Tight" This. also.
is the new thought" observed one
scientist. "Ya, va, mukuwiliwili, the
wild goose eat the purple snake!'
cried one maniac. The scientist as
signed to him said: Doubtless in
vestigation will reveal much in this
cryptic speech" Beware of pink
suspenders!" '"Try paregoricn
Those newspapers are liars!' I'm
screw my wrists" "Colum bus, gen.
tlemen, is a myth" Give us muni-
cipal ownership in smaller doses!"
Charley Ross, he is in Topeka
so those maniacs howled, with one
thousand more new ideas, while
did listen. All day those scientists
listen and take notes. Instantly, all
ideas are turned over to those ex-
perimenters and investigators, to be
worked out with the NJ. Rockefeller
apparatus and money.
Diable! How novel, how simple
yet how effective! No more l won
der how these United States develop
so quickly With admiration | told
NJ Stag my thoughts. He did blush
piled. this, after all, is the center
of intellect of this world. Yet we
must keep busy. or NJ. Rockefeller
may refuse to give us money. Until
that incubator is perfect, we must
depend upon artificial stimulants
from NJ. Rockefeller. Soon we shall
make our financial endowments,
have hope"
NJ. Stag did introduce many fam
Gus scientists to- me, professors OF
many kinds. Each professor did
give to me copies of his lectures
with the request that l publish them
with his name: also all did ask me
to mention them to NJ. Rockefeller
Almost 1 was swamped with new
ideas and great politeness. l have
shame to think l cannot tell more OF
those grand ideas and new discov.
cries that are almost made. Yet my
countrymen will now understand
why those Americans are so quick ir
their brains They are fed from
Chicago, where the supply of ma
MACS is most plentiful and those
scientists are most ingenious anG
daring of all investigators in thi:
world. CLAM.