The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-12-03

dher that want t. plas q game - N5ck-
iu' an ruuniu' with "a ball I@ 3
pleasan. game an u they want I"
punch each other in tn syc IN TIE
coorse - il. all right. says I Us
uachural rr IN young - want e. car
~ or ktck 81 knock "a ball as Tar a.
they can ar is equally t'F
Thin to want - whack aims ha3A ~
tn eye who gets Ira ia Nay ~ ih uAAt
Wen an good. SAYS ! Iut livery 3*aF
'uxt as IL chEidhrr ar-re gertG READY
10 Diay their little childish game IN
their nttlt childish NAY there's gTsai
disturbance ia al our rFtntiptA eafF
is larniu The faculties hold lonS
meetin's an xin -rabl gtntlemen gain
or behind closed durt~ an debate how
tn kids ought - 90 at each other an
Who Wt!l Judge tn S-Tap Nineteen
officials are nnaliv chosen that both
sides viii agree Won't throw ~ game
Thin tn preparations begin OH ntn
ARE firm far M near -
direct tn proceedings Night aith*r
nigh the. sci IN in solemn cpnctaNt
an Nguf. oUt hDw their crowd N Ihe
fants can skin IN othe- nursery
'Pro-fissor. don't ~ hin that Is Ne
tud get Thin two biz Luffell bots u
pick up that little light hai.rd fellow
in tn fist reader class an hit me
empire With him while some one else
took tn bali an hid II undh-r Ms
sweater tyud be a good play ! ~
afraid y might not WGTruk saws In
oro-fiSSor. 1t WQd bc better to have
light or nine balls thrown on tn field
~ tn faithful alumni This would
tind 10 confuse tn inimY ] have
devised s play that shud Wurruk, SAYS
mother of the coacherS Al the "ur-
IUds two-ninety cube root ~ ttshl
plus the cosine ~ Nv entv-tWo spoken
in low but imocryous voice tn right
end will-well. | fright what tn play
is now but anyhow that Junk head
81 q q%uarther back can't masther II
| told il TO him yesterday an he sail
this morrin' that he'd sat up all night
thryin' To add it W. an ii made his
head ache.
An whin tn game comes 10 be
played til little boys are out in IN
field an tn yin-rible promoters are
settin' or tn side tellin' Thin what To
do. Did We slip tn hatchet I" tn
center rush Yes III foolish boy
f'rgot it. He has no head fr games.
| hope you didn't omit to tell tn
right guard that a couple Of good
punches in tn stats vii do fr tn
Smith boy. He looks anaemic 70 me
An so they set GONNA their beards
with thti" hands durin' tn game an,
between tn halves wan il thin goes
an tells tn losers what he thinks ~
their parents. Hogan says he heerd
tn rousty-bout on a canal boat an
swerin' tn captain back tn other DAY.
lpO1l l IAN u IIl1 IiioI NaNr " -
%dignantly. I've never been to Yale.
he AVS
II haven't been able to get up as
much Interest in fut-ball since ] larn-
I'd it wasn't played be tn murdhrous
ruffyans that | see tn pitchers ~ in
tn pa-aper, cut be old gintleman who
figured out forms Of assault
an ~batthery, an deception fr chtldher
to practise on each other. If | had
me way I'd have all tn games preced-
ed be q match between the coachers.
TIL old gintlemen shud put up their
Whiskers in nets. lay aside their wigs
an false teeth. lash their eyeglasses
firmly to their noses an go in fr two
wan minyit Falves.'
II think our young fellows take
their games too seriously said Mr..
HenneSsy.
Il don't know about that, but I
know us old fellows do" said Mr..
DOoley.