Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-04-01
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A LITERARY DISCOVERY

~ hir contribution chat hr o. worthy
% Un ylns.nd tUu IuU great poet. oi
tho duy. thr 10 H viii lend his aid 90
all necessary publicity The u. 70. has
always y1ufguuUb Ibut each locality
possesses its own best literary inter-
pretprs, that tbn great come from here
and there at the ,ail ui suflcicncy'
OF course. % b. rather strange that
we should have iu Hawaii am African
instead uf Hapl-h1olo, portugcc, or
lupauco poet But strange things will
happen even where people course 80
much iu O. circle.
Hero ia the letter which I have very
slightly edited.
CuLLuD LITATU,
Och sab:
I mhmisc dat sum OBJ dc rarahs In
dis we're town hHb spoke In con-
tcmpostus wunu8h bout Cullud itatu .
sum folks hab an idly IN dch haid
dat Cullud men duan' rite muffin wut
loukin' gt uuhuW. / cDnt@dirk dis
most mfauraily lt am a lie.
he obiccl oh dis ycro lcttah dat my
'mauyucusasH ann now dickJuiiu' am TO
demonstrate da, We uus am q litatu
lubhin' race. Kim not prczackiy say
an de names oh dose gcmmon high In
sciants an litatu'-dal ann not pre-
sumabIc undah de circumstants, but
dcy name Is lcguu.
Nirguny wah de bcstcst state 70
liuu' mos pbbch seed. ! membar
dah wan spbbgu rrmmen oh colah in
do town wham / wah bon dat raid
de biggcs books In dc libary.
rIcny oh my irons will courborate
dis fnck
one oh de pomcs | seed come to my
min bout like dis
DE FORBIDDEN TREE.
Dad wah a tree and on dat tree
De apples growCd
An de I.o'd he say to Adam an Eve,
100 1locye,
The showed
Yo' cbbcrytiur dat's NJ to eat
F'om de reddcs' peach to de riches
meat,
So Jcs behave yo'selyes'
An SO de dobbil as sahpcn' come
a Coppah haid ole snaik,-
An he whisDah in on muddah's eah,
les ilesCn to me an do not lcah,
An shake.
So like pOOah ole niggah fool
Dat hab no sens honcaf his wool
She biccvc all dc dchbil sgakc.
hab fuglt dc res but dis ycrc will
seliice to demonstrate what de poet
hab In his haid. '
)loc Jackson Luke hab also rite lot
Oh value.
Ills grandcs' pomc apucah fust In de
la nh
FUTu PEHDISHUN.
ulh's plenty fab aud plenty cryin',
Ue spahks Is all dc time a-nyin'
3nt GU souls Is nebbah dyin'-
on come away, come away!
Den de Lo'd say, stop go ycllln'
Ny pooah sinnah go am he'll In
Nhah de fab nos no qucllin'-
Down below, down below"
Ef we had mo- PONIES like dis in de
l,atu' of de day, dny wCuidu be 81
many unitarryung ana universities
npopin bout ninin dc souls oh de
very cleo.
An wild mo- oh dis kin oh litatu'
oirculatin' white trash would'n be so
nerant OF de beautis oh cullud litatu'.
| am yo's trooly,
SHAKESPEARE VIRGIL JOHNSON.
4.
Well, we can stop having appendices
TO our books, and are doing so pretty
generally
But, 80 far, we haven't been able TO
eliminate the yermiform appendix by
natural means. although the scientists
declared against IL years ago.
"a Ia. f.F no No
says on the sin of retaining an APP
pendiX, Nature turns out babies after
the same old pattern, and the only
thing left for as TO do is to submit
to the doctors and have the appendix
that belongs to ms taken, out,
UnfortmGtoly this act Of reform Il
limited To ourselves. No matter how
generous We may be we can hardly
present our friends with their own
appendices for Christmas gift. And
as the matter rests today, there Is nc
gentler way than by the knife route
No Royhl Road-kings, lords, priests
and editors like the rest of ms, must
lie ON their backs, go to sleep, ant
wake NJ with Il seam In their abdom'
inal walls. us sad but it's necessary
But IL givessus u chance to be heroes
In day when nearly everything II
that line Is covered.
D . Z.
After all there isn't much difference
between a verbal and a yermiform APP
pendN. Both are generally remnants
OF disuse; they could be defined by ;
modification of Grover Cleyeland's not
able phrase.
In the days when they didn't have
dictionaries and encyclopedias, II wal
necessary 10 have concentrated infor
nation packed In az the tail end OF {
book; and in the days when our an
cestors walked on all fours-they ma,
have had some use for vermliorn
appendix. Who can tell?
But Nature though selectiye Is con
sentative, and like many of ms includ
ing the critical German. she hates u
drop what she has used SO long
whether II be an appendix, a tensil
thymus or a thyroid gland, Sh'
drops the use OF them, for her neoessi
ties are paramount, but she holds on
IN the thing "A calf uuZZliup tlp doc