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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-03-10
BY ELLIS PARKER BUTLER.

negro cabin as well as to the millions
aires palace and teaches to be good,
giving a noble thought Tor every day in
the year as well as telling how to can
| fruit, remove spots from clothing
measure corn in the crib, together with
a list Of the three hundred simpliffedl
words, ard a steel engraving of Presi-l
dent Roosevelt"
The younger Miss F1iggis whispered
TO her sister. EliDh' Hewitt took an
| easier position on the limb of the tree.
The heather of AfFiea's SUNNY
strand are the Americans of tomorrow. .
he said. "and enlightened by Jarby's.
with it's fun table of receipts how to,
cook, bake. stew, fry and make pastry i
! its five hundred enrolling thoughts
from the worlds great authors: ftsi
. twenty thousand references, from A tol
2, ard its thousand and one subjects.
comprising the whole wisdom OF ths
world the regrO becomes a friend. phi-i
losopher and guide. A few such. com !
ing to the shores OF freedom and min
Cling with their brothers will guide ths
colored race TO robler things. and thes
price Of the book is only one dolIar r
down and one dollar a month for four
months, including the history of tbs
Russian-Japanese war, with oleographs
Of all the great battles. Shall 1 90,
away and say that the Sewing circle
of Iowaviile refused to take five copies.
preferring to bear the blame OF the
race troubles they could so easily have
averted? Or shall 1 go forth and say.
The ladies Of the Iovaville Sewing cir
Gle have done their part to uplift tha
negro race. buying five copies of jar
by's Encyclopedia of Knowledge and
Compendium OF Literature. Science and
Art, and whatever happens don't blame
themi Do not point the finger OF scorni
at Jowavilie"
We generally send the money itself
TO the. missionary society,"" said the eI-
der Miss F'liggis doubtfully. "and they
never said anything about sending
books"
NO" said EIiph'. they don't saw
anything about it. But think how glad,
they will be to receive five copies of thisi
helpful book. Money and blue calico
shirts they get by every mail, from
every side, and they think nothing OF il.
but when the Iowaville Sewing circle
serds five copies of Jarby's they wilII
notice Iowaville and remember it Thew
VIII say. Here. at last, is town that
takes am interest IN our work; thati
thinks about it. and studies it, andi
knows as well as we do what the poor
heather negro needs and wants and isl
aching for. How did they know that
the millions of heather in Africa are;
standing in rows every time q shin,
lands. begging for a copy Of Jarby'sl
and coaxing for single leaf from tho
book If they can't have any more. The
ladies Of Iowaville are intelligent they
viii say, and know what we need.
Thanks to the ladies of the IowaviIle
Sewing circle. EShalf make il six CO.
pies. or will five lie enougil?''
Miss Fliggfs, with the side curls.
looked at the other ladies, and they,
nodded
u guess five will be enough" shs.
said.
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two iv his burly daughters. He seemed
much confused, an his wife had to
point out with tn fiatiron tn places
where he was to sign. With tremblinF
fingers he affixed his signature an was
led back.
Tn night passed quietly, although
a slight disturbance was caused be tn
Missoury obligation demandin' 10
vote at wanst TIL sthreets were crowc-l
ed all avenin' with good-natureda
throngs iv ladies, an in front " th'i
dry goods stores, which were nlumi-,
mated fr tn occasion, it was almosel
impossible to get through. Nv courssi
there were tn usual riochous scenes ini
tn dhrug stores, where tn bibulousi
gathered at tn sOdy wather counthers
an cillybrated tn victhry in lemon.
vanilla, an chocolate. some iv thiml
keepin' it up till 9 o'clock, or even
later
'Whin that comes about, me child.
says I. we may sheathe ye're hat pins I'M
ye'er miilinary, fr yen have as much
right to vote as tn most ignorant mani
in tn ward. But don't ask FIR rights.
Take thin. An don't let ANYONE givei
thin TO ye. A right that is handed to
ye FIR nawthin' has somethin' tn mat
Their with it. It's more than likely It's
Cn'y wrong turned inside OUT says /. /
I didn't fight fr tn rights I'm told II
enjye, though to tell We tn truth 1 en-
I'VE wrongs more; but some wan did. I
Some time some fellow was prepared
to lay down his life, or betther still. TIL
other fellows. FIR tn right to vote"
Il believe ye're in favor Nv 1t ye'er-
silf," said Mr.. Hennessy.
Faith" said Mr.. Dooley, I'm not
wan way or tn other. 1 don't care.
What difference does it make? I wud-i
dent mind at all havin' a little soap
an wather. broom an a dusther APP
piled to pollyticks. It wuddent dOi
amy gr-reat harm If a man cudden't
be ilIicted to Office onless he kept his
hair combed, an blacked his boots am
shaved his chin wanst a month. Amy
how, as Hogan says, I care not who 4
casts tn votes in me country so long
as we can hold tn offices. An there's
on'y wan way to keep the women out iv
office, an that's to give thin a vote"
Copyright, 1907, by H. H. Mcclure & b
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BY f. p. Dunno

She said she was a mimber Nv tn local
suffrage club, an she felt safe in as
surfing her sisters that tn bill wud be
signed. II nicissry, she wud sign 1t
hersilf. (Cheers.) tn president was a
little onruly. but he was frequently
that way. Tn married ladies in tn
aujeence wud understand. He meant
nawthin. 1t. was on'y wan iv his tan
trums. A little moral suasion wud
bring him around all right. At prisint
tn chief magistrate was in tn kitchen
with his daughter settin' on his head.
The speech was raycieved with
loud cheers, an tn mob proceeded
down Pinnsylvanya avnoo. Be noon all
entrances to tn capital were damned.
congressman attimptin' to enter were
seized by tn hair iy tn head an made
to sign a pa-aper promisin' to vote
right. Immediately afther tn prayer
tn Hon'rable Gussie Gumdhrop iv Mat
sachoosetts offered tn suffrage bill f'r
passage. 'Th' motion is out iv ordher,'
began tn speaker. At this minyit a
lady standin' behind tn chair dhrove
darnin' needle through his coat tails.
But continued tn speaker, reachin
behind him with an agnized expression,
1 will let it go anyhow Mr.. Speak
er, 1 protest began tn Hon'rable At
tia Sthrong, I protest. At this
perfeck tornado iv rage broke out in
tn gall'ries InkweIIs. bricks combs
shoes, smellin bottles. hand mirrors
fans, an powdher puffs were hurled at
tn onforchnit mimber. In the midst
iv tn confusion tn wife fv Congress-
man Sthrong cud be seen wavin' a
par'sol over her head an calm out:
I dare We to come home tonight, pol
throon.'
''Whin tn noise partially subsidized
tn bold congressman, his face livid
with emotion. was heard to remark,
with sob: I was on'y about to say
1 second tn motion, deary.' TIL bill
was carried without a dissintin' voice,
an rushed over to tn sinit. There it
was opposed be Sinitor Tillman. but
after a brief dialogue with tn leader
" tn suffrageites, he swooned away.
TIL sinit fin'lly INSTRUCTED tn clerk to
cast tn unanimous vote f'r tn meas
ure. Tonight in tn prisince iv a vast
multichood tn president was led out
be his wife armed with ffatiron. He
was supported, or rather pushed, be
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pathr1tes an as tn pa-apers call thin.
IN high priests .iv this here sacred rite
ARE smokin' tn best seegars that tn
token money iv our country can by.
In tn pleasant warmth iv tn fire.
IN harness on tn walls CLOVIS an puts
out It's own peculiar aromy. TIL owner
w tn sanchooary iv Liberty comes in.
snakes up bottle iv liniment made iv
carooiic acid, pours 1t into a cup an
goes out. Wan iv tn domestic ATTN
oants Nv tn guests iv tn house walks
through firm making tn beds. Afther
white tn chief judge, who knows me
Wen, because he shaves me three times
a week, gives me contimchous stare.
asks me me name an a number iv
scand'lous questions about me age.
Tn timpted to make an angry re-
tort, whin 1 see tn polisman movin'
nearer, so take me ballot an wait me
turn in tn booth. They're all occypied
be within freemen, calm in sthran-
gled voices FIR somewan to light tn
candle so they'll be sure they amt vot-
in tn PROHIBITION ticket. TIL calico
sheets over tn front iv tn booths wave
an ARE pushed out like tn curtains
iv Pullman car whin a fat man is
dhressin' inside while tn thrain is go
in round a curve. In time a freeman
bursts through. with perspyration
poorin' down his nose, hurls his suf-
frage at tn Judge an staggers out. I
plunge in, sharpen an inch iv lead pen
ell be rendin' it with me teeth, mutilate
me ballot at tn top iv tn dimmycratic
column, an run FIR me life.
'Cud a lady do that, l ask We? No,
sir, tits no job fr tn fair. It's mems
wurruk. Molly Donahue wants a vote,
but though she cud bound Kamachat-
ka as aisily as We cud this precinct, she
amt quilted FIR 1t. It's meant FIR
great sturdy American pathrites like
Mulkowsky tn Pollacky down tn
sthreet. He don't know yet that he
amt votin' Tr tn king iv Poland. He
thinks he's still over there pretindin'
to be a horse instead Nv free Ameri-
can givin' an imitation iv a steam
dhredge.
ION tn first Choosday afther tn first
Monday in November an April man
goes around to his house, wakes him
up, leads him down tn sthreet, an
votes him tn way ye'd wather a horse
He don't mind inhalin' tn air iv lib
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Thin tn jocks got sthrong, an says
they: 'Votin' seems a healthy exercise
an w'd like to thry it. Give us tn
franchise or we'll do things to ye.' An
they got it. Thin it whit down through
tn earls an tn markises an tn rest
iv TIL Dooley family, till fn1ly all that
was left iv it was flung TO tn ign'rant
masses like Hinnissy. because they
made a lot iv noise an threatened so
set fire to tn barns
An there We ARE Yell niver get
it be askin tn polls FIR it. No wan liver
got his rights firm a polisman, an be
tn same token, there ARE no rights
worth havin' that polisman can keep
We firm gettin' TIL ladies iv London
ar-re followin' the right coorse, on'y
there amt enough iv Thin If there
were forty thousand Nv thin ARMED
with hat pins an prepared to plunge
tn same into tn stomachs Nv tn mi
tmies iv female suffrage. an If, instead
iv faintin' in tn. arms iv tn con-
stablry, they charged an punctured
titllH Gil DIbhO iiISiI way luLu III HOUSc
iv commons. an pulled the wig off the
speaker, an knocked tn hat over tn
eyes iv Sir Camel Bannerman. it wud-
dnt be long befure some mimber wud
talk in his sleep in their favor. Ye bet.
If ye'er suffrage club was composed iv
a hundred thousand sturdy ladies'
armed with rollin' pins, brooms. mops,
potato Washers, stove filters. an tn
other weepins that nature has provided
tn sect with to defind themselves again
tyranny in tn home, it wudden't be
long befure Bill O'Brien wud be sindin'
We a box iv chocolate creams FIR ye'er
vote
Some day We may get a vote, but
befure We do I'll r-read this in tn pa
apers: "A hundherd thousand armed
an determined women invaded tn cap
ital city today demandin' tn right to
vote They chased tn polls acrost tn
Pottymac. mobbed a newspaper that
was again tn bill, an tarred an feath-
cred Sinitor Glue, tn leader iv tn oppo-
sition. At 10 o'clock a rumor spread
that tn president wud veto tn bill, an
instantly huge crowd iv excited fe-
males gathered in front of the White
House, hurlin rocks an cryin' Lynch
him" TIL tumult was on'y quelled
whin tn PRESIDENTS wife appeared on
tn balcony an made a brief speech.
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erty in a livery stable. But If Molly
Donahue whit to vote in a livery sta
BILE, tn first thing she'd do wud be to
get a broom, sweep up tn fiure, open
tn windows. disinfect tn booths, take
tn harness firm tn walls, an hang I'D
a pitcher iv Niagary be moonlight,
chase out tn watchers an polls, re-
move tn seegars, make tn judges get a
shave. an p'raps invalydate tn ilic-
ton It's no job f'r her, and 1 told her
so.
We demand a vote says she All
right, says l, take mine. It's old, but
it's trustworthy an durable. 1t may
look a little tn worse f'r wear firm be-
in hurled again a Republican major
ity In this country FIR forty years, hut
as We please. says 1. an I'll get an
hour or two exthry sleep Fiction day
mornins,' says L I've voted so often
I'm tired iv it anyhow says L But
says 1. why shud annywan so young
an beautiful as We want to do amy
thing so foolish as to voter says 1.
Amt we INTELLIGENT says L But intil-
ligence don't give We a vote
What does. thin says she. Well,
says 1, enough Nv We at wan time
wantin' it enough. How many ladies
ARE there in ye're Woman's Right
club?' Twinty.' says she Make it
three hundred saws !. AN ye'U he on
ye'er way. Ye'er mother doesn't want
it, does she? No, nor ye'er sister Ka-
tie? No. nor ye'er cousin. nor yeer
aunt? All that illietion day means to
thin is tn old man gOin' off in tn
mornin' with a light step an fire in his
eye, an comm home too late at night
with a dent in his hat, newsboys hol-
lerin' exthries with tn news that nifty
four votes had been cast in tn Third
precint in tn sivinth ward ats O'Clock,
an Paeky an Aloysius stealin' bar'ls
firm tn groceryman f'r tn bonfire.
II they liver join We an make up their
minds to vote, they'll vote. Ye bet they
will
'Ye see, twas this way votin' come
about. In tn beginnin' on'y tn king
had a vote. an ivrybody else was a
Chinyman or an Indyan TIL king
clapped his crown on his head an whit
down to tn polls, marked a cross at
tn head iv tn column where his name
was. an wint out to cheer tn returns.
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lam nawthin' but three hundred hail
pins remained to mark tn scene ~
slaughter. Thus, Hinnissy. was anoth-
er battle f'r freedom fought an lost"
ut sarves thin right" said Mr.. Hen
messy. They ought to be at home
tindin' tn babies"
"a thrue statement an a sound ar
gymint that appeals to ivry man.
P'raps they haven't got any babies. A
baby is a good substichoot f'r a ballot,
an tn hand that rocks tn cradle sill
dom has time f'r amy other luxuries,
says 1. What have they done to injye
this here impeeryal suffrage that we
fought an bled FIR? whin me fore
fathers were followin' George Wash'n-
ton an sufferin' all tn hardships that
men endure campin' out in vacation
time, what were tn women dom? They
were back in Massachusetts milkin'
tn COW, mendin' socks, followin' tn
pillow, plantin' corn, keepin' store, shoe
in horses, an pursooin' tn other friv-
olous follies iv tn fair but tickle sect.
Afther tn war our brave fellows come
back to Boston an as a reward FIR their
devotion got a vote apiece, If their
wives had kept tn Pilgrim fathers that
stayed at home firm foreclosin' tn
morgedge on their property. An now,
be hivens. they want to share with us
what we won.
why. they wudden't know how to
vote They think it's an aisy job that
amy wan can do, but 1t amt. It's a
mans wurruk, an sthrong mans
with a sthrong stomach. 1 don't know
anything that requires what Hogan
calls tn exercise iv manly vigor more
thin votin'. It's tn hardest wurruk
do in tn year. / get up befure daylight
an thramp over in tn cold to tn Tim
pie ~ Freedom. which is also tn office
iv livery stable. Wan iv tn Judges
has a cold in his head an closes all tn
windows. Another judge has built
roarin' fire in a round stove an is cook
in red-hots on it. TIL room is lit with
candles an karosene lamps, an is
crowded with pathrites who haven't
been to bed. At tn dure are two or
three polismen that maybe We don't
care to meet. Dock O'Leary says he
don't know anything thatn exhaust
tn air iv room so quick as a polls
man in his winter UNIFORM. All tn
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.T see be tn pa-apers," said Mr.
ooo,ev. that tn ladies In England
have got up in their might an demand
ed vote"
"A what?" cried Mr.. Hennessy.
"A vote" said Mr.. Dooley.
.~rh shameless viragoes," said Mr.
Hspnessy. What did they do?"
well, SIR" said Mr.. Dooley, IAN i'm
nsnse concoorse iv forty iv thin gath
cred in London an marched up to tn
house ~ commons, or naytional dormy-
tory, where a loud an almost universal
snore proclaimed that a debate was
ragfn' over tn bill to allow English
gintlemen to marry their deceased
wife's sisters beture tn autopsy. In
tn great hall " Rufus some Nv tn
r,,ehtiest male intelIecks in Britain
sient undher their hats while an i'm
passioned orator delivered a hem
stitched speech on tn subject iv tn day
10 tn attintive knees an feet Nv tn
ministry. It was into this here assim-
bly, iv tn first gintlemen iv Europe that
We can see on ye'er way to France that
tn furyous females Attempted TO enter.
Undaunted be tn stairs iv tn building
or tn rude jeers Nv tn multichood. they
advanced to tn very outside dures iv
III edifce. There an overwhelmin'
force ~ three polismen opposed thin.
What dye want, num- asked tn po-
IFS. We demand tn suffrage says tn
commander iv tn army Nv freedom.
9TH brutal polls refused to give 1t
10 thin an a desp'rate battle followed.
Tn ladies' fought calamity. hurlin
cries iv Brute Monster Cheap ct
cethry, at tn eonstablry. Hat pins
we're dhTawn. Wan lady let down her
back hair; another. holder thin tn rest,
done a fit on tn marble stairs: a third,
p'raps rendered insane be sufferin' FIR
a vote, sthruck a burly ruffyan with a
japanese fan on tn little finger iv tn
right hand. Thin tn infuryated off,
GERS iv tn law charged on tn cham
poems iv liberty. A scene iv horror fol-
lowed. POlismen seized ladies' by tn
arms an led thin down tn stairs; 9TH
ers were carried out fainting by tn
tyrants. In few minyits all was over,
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friend. but lighter IN color than most
OF the heather in those parts, having
eaten more Caucasians-"
What" cried Miss Fiiggis with the
curls
Yes. ma am" said Eliph'. And
who could blame him? That's why the
cannibals eat whites. 20 tighten up their
compilations, knowing the advantages
of being more blonde than they are by
nature. tho whites being a superior
race. largely owing to having had Jar
by's Encyclopedia of knowledge and
Compendium of Literature, Science and
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eEsD

Adam to Roosevelt. and the dying say
ings OF them that is dead, and favorite
hymns of the living. Yes. ma'am. All!
the wisdom of the ages condensed into
one volume. FIVE dollars. bound in
cloth; = seven-ffty. handsomely bound in
morocco Look under G.. for example.
in the complete alphabetical index
Goats, natural history of--Gold-Gold
enre-Golden rule-Golf. rules Of
Good, How to be. though HAPPY
Goose, How to roast a-Goliath, death
and DYING words of-Gout. cure for. Not
a subject known to man that is not
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treated of in this marvellous work. pub
lished By Jarby & Goss.. New York"
Yes, ladies of the Sewing circle, .
continued Eliph' Hewitt. Il passed O
happy five weeks in that pa tree, sur
rounded by ever comfort of a home, and
with a faithful audience of one sitting
cToss-lessed down below, waiting to be
fed, but slowly soaking in the words of
this noble book. At the end Of five
weeks he was weak. but converted. and
slid down the trunk Of the PAIN tree
anG put uron him the first calico shirt
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Art from which to draw culture and
help. 1t makes a college of the centre
table and a Carnegie library of the
hum5lest home. On, that fifty million
copies of this book could be sent TO
Africa TO help the heather blacks.
What greater gift could sewing cir
Gle send TO the heather than five copies
Of this book. costing only five dollars
down and five dollars a month until
paide Think Of the fynchings in the
SOUTH Not one OF the lynched met
death with a copy of Jarby's in his
hand. Jarby's carries culture to the
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ROUGH ON Gus.
(New York Tribune.l

Yvette GuiibeTt. the French actress.
now speaks English well enough to Joke
in Il
AT tea given in her honor by q Phil
adelphia woman's club she said
English is not difficult But one word
may have 50 many different meanings
That is sometimes yexing-
"A mother said to her daughter.
Don't you find Gus rather rough2'
The daughter answered, with a faint
blush:
I" Yes. mamma: and yet he says he.
shaves every day. .
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Copyright, 1907, by H. H. Mcclure &.
Coz
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-07-25
AMEl|CAN
sALVAT|Oh|sTs
UNDER ARREST

commander-in-C Chief James w. Dunin
OF the American Salvation Army, who
lives at Philadelphia, was Arrested yes
terday In Brooklyn. N. ". along with
MAJ. Charles f. Ross. whose headquar-
ters are In Providence, and 20 mem
bers of the Brooklyn branch OF the
army. who have had their headquarters
at 1928 Fulton street. They were ar
rested by seven detectives acting under
the orders OF Acting Capt. McCauley
of the Brooklyn detective bureau, and
were charged technically with va
grancy. all OF them were locked up.
The arrest OF these men followed an
investigation that has been conducted
into the army's work at the request
or William N. Nichols OF the Brooklyn
bureau OF charities. 1t has been
charged that the army has been coll
lecting old clothes. junk, ETC.. and SELL
Ing them 10 secondhand dealers and
turning the cash over TO Commander
in-chief Duffin and other heads Of the
organization.
II was alleged that the homo was
operated In the interests OF It's man
ayers, rather than for charitable pur-
poses.
The complainant against Hendicott
was John Brill, 18 years old. of Cam
den. N. j.. who was employed at the
home.
Dunfin was searched at police head
quarters and found to have $3.50 In
cash and bank books representing de-
posits OF about $4,000. This was his
personal property. he said, and repre-
sented the savings OF himself and his
fve children.
Maj. Charles Ross came to this city
only six weeks or two months ago,
In charge Of a score OF workers OF
that organization, which planned to
labor In this city.
The command has no connection with
the Salvation Army of which the
Booths are the founders and leaders.
On arrival OF the band assigned TO duty
In Providence preparations were made
for work. but thus far the organiza-
nence.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-07-25
CHAPLAIN JONES TO BE
TRIED BY COURT-MARTIAL

Washington, July 25.-Acting Secretary
OF the Navy Newberry yesterday issued
an order summoning Chaplain Harry w.
Jones, United States navy, before court
martial, TO be tried for scandalous con-
duct to the destruction of good morals,
and on a second charge alleging false
hood. Under the first charge there are II
separate specifications and one under the
second charge.
Complaints against the chaplain have
been coming to the navy department for
a long time. but owing to the natural re-
luctance of the department to try chap
lain by court martial, and furthermore
because of the inability OF the navy to
summon civilian witnesses, the officer has
been dealt with rather leniently and
every opportunity has been given him to
remedy his alleged shortcomings The IL
specifications in the charge allege failure
to pay just debts and the issuance of
worthless checks