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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
STAY Within Reach.

Don't get too far above the law
my son." cautioned the old millionaire.
''All right, pop"
Not too far. Some time you may
want to give the law a kick In the
face."-Washingto Herald.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18

Kidney complaint kills more people
than any other disease. This is due
10 the disease being SO insidious that
it gets good hold on the system be-
fore it is recognized. Foleys Kid
ney Cure will prevent the development
of fatal disease If taken in time.
A. G. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18

Heavy, impure blood makes a mud
dy, pimply complexion, headaches,
nausea, Indigestion. Thin blood makes
you weak. pale, sickly. Burdock Blood
Bitters makes the blood rich, red,
pure-restores perfect health
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
Scotch Ostentation.

Boswell, at a public dinner, com
planned that he had his pocket picked
of his handkerchief. Pooh" said DR.
Johnson. Its nothing but the ostenta-
ton of a Scotchman to let the world
know that he had possessed a hand
kerchief."
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18

The entire Glove tree IS highly aro-
matte and tie foot stalks Of the leaves
have nearly the same pungent quality
as. the caly1 of the. dower.-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
An interruption


A little boy in his night dress was on
his knees saying his prayers, and his
little sister could not resist the tempta-
ton to tickle the soles of his feet.
He stood it as long as he could and
then said, please, God, excuse me
while / knock the stuffin' out of Mel
lie.'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
LIGHTER VOTING SHOWS A
RETURN TO CONSERVATISM
THE PRIZE AT STAKE.
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
Divorce Wanted.

Scene: Lawyers Office. Enter little
girl, sobbing bitterly.
Lawyer-Why, little one, what's
wrong?
Little Girl-Are you Mr.. Blank, the
lawyer?
The Lawyer-Yes. What is 1t you
want?
Little Girl want (sob)-I Want-a
divorce from my pa and ma.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
A Director Of the Union Pacific.

A Director of the Union Pacific.
Pushing into the private car Of Mr..
Hartman, a messenger boy said:
"Hello! / got er telegram for Nc
Keen
You mean Mr.. McKeen,'' interrupt
ed Mr.. Hartman, with a frosty smile.
yep, / guess so; the head cheese of
the motive department.
Mr.. Hartman took the telegram and
had it sent to Mr.. McKeen.
What do you dor he asked the lad,
with glance around at his compan-
ions!
I'm one Of the directors of the I'm
ion Pacific said the boy, taking the
challenge.
"What?' exclaimed Mr.. Hartman.
"Yep. l direct envelopes over at the
master mechanics Office" was the re-
ply as the lad left the car.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
On the Job.

On the Job.
A New York printer who occupies a
floor in Seventeenth street directed one
of his clerks to hang out boy Want
ed" sign at the street entrance a few
days ago. The card had been swing
ing in the breeze only a few minutes
when a red headed little tad climbed
to the printers Office with the sign
under his arm.
Say. mister" he demanded of the
printer, '.did youse hang out this here
Boy Wanted sign?''
81 did," replied the printer sternly.
"Why did you tear it DOWN.
Back OF his freckles the youngster
was gazing in wonder at the mans
stupidity.
'Hully geer' he blurted. "Why, I'm
the boy,''
And he was
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
Before the Battle.

Mrs. Gasser-I was outspoken in my
sentiments at the club this afternoon.
Mr.. Gasser-I can't believe ir. Who
outspoke You. my dear!-Puck
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
PoIiteness Pays.

Politeness Pays.
In one of the churches Of New York.
according to District Attorney Jerome,
there was once an old woman who in
sisted on bowling her head every time
the name of Satan was mentioned dur
ing the service or sermon. The rector,
after noticing the eccentricity for
many months, asked her: Madam,
why do you bow at the name of Sa-
tan? 1t is not customary, you know"
"Oh, l know that" she said, "but it
doesn't cost anything to be polite, and
one never knows what will happen"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
A Matter of Etiquette.

The wedding ceremony was conclud-
ed. The proud but bashful bridegroom
hesitated and then leaned over and
whispered to the officiating clergyman,
his natural tendency toward suffering
increased by barrassment, "Is it
k-k-kistomary to c-c-cuss the bride"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18

Artificial gas. the Goth Century fuel.
lott
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
A Sympathetic King.

A Sympathetic King.
Louis Philippe knew that Marshal
Soult clung to power and that his fall
would be bitter to him, but when the
time came the future ministers, with
Theirs at tleir head, were assembled
at the Tuilieries, while in the next
room Louis broke the news to Soult
The interview took q long time, and
the ministers We're not without appre-
hension. Finally the door was opened
just enough to allow the kings queer
pear shaped head to pass, and he whis-
pered: "A little patience, gentlemen:
just little patience. We are weeping
together. st. Louis Globe Democrat
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
Couldn't Go TO Eeypt


An old gentleman advertised for ar
agreeable companion to visit Egypt
with him. This advertisement was
seen late at night by young man
who had been dining freely. He cogi.
tated awhile and then told the club
porter to call a hanson. The cab was
procured. and with little muscular
exertion on the part Of the porter and
the cabby the young man was slowed
away in its recesses.
He told the man to drive to the ad-
dress given in the advertisement. Ar
rived there he was assisted to the
pavement and with much dignity or
dered the cabby 10 practice on the bell
and knocker of the old fashioned resi-
dence- The advertiser stuck his ven
cradle head out of the window, and
after paTley conducted with explosive
indignation, which was met with un
ruffled assurance from the pavement
the ancient came down and unbolted
the door. When he had picked up the
diner and stood him in the corner the
following conversation took place:
Now. sir, what do you mean By
waking me up ut this hour2"
Come t'ansher 'yertishment'
well. sir, this is no time To come or
such an errand What have you Il
say g
I've come to tell you-yery sorry
can't go with yon.'
A Volunteer.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
She Won Her Uncle,

She won fer Uncle.
Uncle Harry was bachelor and not
fond of babies. Even winsome four
year-old Helen failed to win his heart.
Every one made too much fuss over
the youngster, Uncle Harry declared.
One day Helen's mother was called
downstairs and with fear and trem-
bling asked Uncle Harry, who was
stretched out on sofa. if he would
keep his eye on Helen. Uncle Harry
grunted "Yes," but never stirred from
his position-in truth his eyes were
tight shut.
By and by wee Helen tptoed over to
the sofa and leaning over Uncle Harry
softly inquired:
"Feepy:'
mo growIed Uncle Harry.
"Tired?" ventured Helen.
"No,'' said her uncle.
3Sick?" further inquired Helen, with
real sympathy in her voice.
NO" still insisted Uncle Harry.
"Dus' feel bum, hey?"
And that won the uncle!-Ladies'
Home Journal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18
0. & B. TEAM TO OHIO
viii Play at New Madison
Sunday Afternoon.

The Quisley * Babylon ball team
will journey to New Madison, O.. to-
morrow, where the team will cross bats
with the strong aggregation OF that
place. New Madison recently defeat
ell Dunkirk BY the score Of 4 TO / and
the local team is expecting hard bas-
tie.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-05-18

Use artificial gas for light and heat
lott
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
ROCKY GAP.

Spring is here and all are pre- pairing to go to farming ...C. A. Mathis of Round Mountain was here last Monday ..Rev. A. E. Atwater preached at Providence last Sunday. w. T. Metallic and family visited c. I. Atwater last Sunday....Mrs J. F. Rainey is very dangerously i'll at this writ ing. ...J. w. Adams of Mayhower visited here Sunday. E. F. Hughes has already planted pota- toes and is sowing oats today, so look out for some very cold weath- CT soon. e. I. Atwater is build ing a garden on Mrs. Adams place. =. MT. Payton has moved on Joe Tomlinson place on Flag Pond and will make crop there this year. .... Frank Styers will soon move on the Frauenthal farm with w. l. Goodwin .. MT. and Mrs. Atwater gave birthday entertain ment last Saturday night in honor of their son, Earl, which was great ly enjoyed by all present. =. John Dickens of Mayfower was in our vicinity Sunday. Dr. Joe Mat thews of Lollie is preaching at Mayfower now. Tom Stevens and family visited Don Henry and family last Sunday -. Earl Atwat- CT happened to a slight accident last Thursday and got his leg pret- ty badly mashed and is still unable to work.
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
J. Bruce Greeson is visiting in the city.

PETITION FOR SPECIAL SCHOOL DISTRICT. We, the undersigned householders of the counties of Faulkner and Pulaski State of Ark ansas, do hereby petition the Legislature of the state aforesaid for the formation of a special school district to be constituted of the fol- lowing lands to- wit.
 In Faulkner County-All of Sections 13, II, Is, 2, g, 24 and the NH of Section 25. All of the above lands are situated in Town ship North, Range F West In Pulaski Connty-The WIZ Section IS and WIZ Section 19.
 All the above lands are situated in Township 4 North, Range II West
 Privileges of transferring either in or out of such special district are incorporated herein.
 l.. M. FARRELL, 25-3t W. H PETTY
 and others
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
WRITES OF BOYHOOD HOME
Old Faulkner Has Warm Place in Heart of
 S. E. Henry of Texas
Editor Log Cabin Democrat:

Editor Log Cabin Democrat:
 Dear Friend:-I say friend be- cause you are editor of the Log Cabin Democrat. Many times I have read that paper in my boy hood days, but I had almost for gotten about 1t until my father re- ceived a copy and you may know I looked it through several times before l quit.
 1 was born and raised to sixteen years of age in twelve miles of Con- way and we'll do I remember the hills and dales and many times l have thought of the rides that l have taken down the hills on board and fresh in my memory is the names of the boys who joined me in the sport.
 We'll, dear Cabin and friend, I have been in Texas g years. l have seen a great deal of Texas. It is a great state aud pretty country and just lots of good peo- pie and almost paradise at times, but the home of my boyhood has the warmest place and I often think,
 How dear to my heart are the scenes of
 my childhood,
 When fond recollections present them
 to view"
 We have level fertile soil in this part of Texas, well adapted to corn, cotton, sorghum, ribbon cane, and all kinds of vegetables, but Texas will promise more and do less and promise less and do more than Jeff Davis can do with the Arkansas legislature and that is a great deal to say for Texas.
 While we have all the advan- tages stated we also have disad- vantages. We have black mud and gray mud, sand beds and sand bars, and oh that norther-lt is not lovely. You boys who never had your wagon wheels solid with mud on d big prairie and looked to the northwest and hear the roar of the mortimer don't know what trouble is. You can see as far as you want to see, but you see noth- ing but northers and mud, (you feel the northers also.
 Then that precious sand storm in the west part of Texas. You would first gasp for breath then comes your hat over your face, maybe next you will bow and you may lay flat down and before it passes over if you don't pray you will try and when it passes you, by the time you get all the sand out of your eyes you will pray again.
 I noticed all your correspond ence, but see very few names that I remember. I knew John Earn hart we'll and was very sorry in- deed to read of his death. knew all the Earnharts. Old man Earn hart lived in the house with my father the first year he came to Faulkner county.
 I would be glad to have letter from Prof. J. M. c. Vaughter. I have one of Rays Arithmetics that he wrote his name in when I was going to school to him at Old Shady Grove. He ran for sheriff that year. If he sees this hope he will write me.
 If the Cabin sees fit to print this and any one reads it that knew me when a boy I would be glad to hear from them. I will write you again before long and send you a l
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
HANNA.

Roads are improving rapidly. Farmers are sowing oats. -. We are having some fine weather now. It is hoped that it will continue for few weeks. The class meet ing at McNew's Chapel, conducted by w. c. Troxell, was quite a sue cess w. B. Owen returned from Conway this week and is now at work on his farm Cotton is about all sold through this section, except four or five bales. w. R. Blythe has built new store and opened up line of general merchandise. The general health of the neighborhood is good and all of the people are getting busy.
 February Io.
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21

iNSFs lAolSJ VI "o' here Tuesday in the interest of the Presbyterian home mission work.
 Mrs. Cynthia Young is recover ing from her illness and is now able to sit up short time each day.
 Work on the woodworking shop of Constantine Bros, near the Catholic hall is progressing rap idly.
 G. w. A. Wilson, buyer for the firm of Wilson Bros. & Livingston, is in the St. Louis markets this week.
 Rev. Moose, a returned mission ary, spoke on his work in Corea at the Methodist church last Friday night.
 Mrs. Harry Watson of Little Rock is visiting her mother, Mrs. C. J. Townsend, and other friends in this city.
 FOR SALE-Bird dog, months old, pot trained, will sell reasona- ble. Call on or write John Hess, Conway, Ark. 23-tf
 Guitars, Violins, Mandol1ns and Banjos at bargain prices at Pat Pope's Music store, opposite Lay man Hotel, Conway, Ark. 7-tf
 Mrs. Lillian Simpson of Morril ton and Mrs. Minnie Sanders of Clinton have been the guests of Mrs. E. H. Allison this week.
 Miss Frankie Davenport, who has been quite i'll for some time, has suffered a relapse, and it is feared that she cannot recover.
 Mrs. B. L. Hettiger of Beau mont, Texas, and Mrs. J. G. B. Simms of Lake Village are guests of Dr. and Mrs. w. $. Hammer.
 We have the 4nchOr brand Fertilizer. Best or the mar het; ..e.u $ See ::;;.. us before R!aci"a P
 w. ". H4RRELL & co.
 FOR RENTING adjoining business buildings on Front street, at present occupied by Sam Heili- gers. tt G. 5. BROWN.
 Fly screens-Place your orders now, quick work, reasonable pric- es-R. G. Parker, corner Faulk- ner street and College avenue. 25tf
 FOR SALE-A frst-class new Heller piano for sale at bargain. A good reliable buggy horse will be taken as part pay. See w. E. Cox. 25-tf
 WANTED-A settled colored woman, as nurse, willing to travel. Good wages. Apply to Mrs. Chas. Frauenthal. It
 This is a splendid time to have your house wall papered and we have a fine line of paper to select from. Come and see us. s. E. Anderson. If WANTED-A settled, industrious white woman, who is good cook. Good wages, no laundry. Address Mrs. w. E. Green, III4 w. 5th st., Little Rock, Ark. 24-3t"
 A concrete foundation will add much to the beauty and stability of your home. The cost is perhaps smaller than you would think. See Douglass & Sanders. 25-tf
 Dr. w. s. Hammer, Bruce T. Bullion and Roy G. Bruce spent Tuesday hunting in Perry county and bagged Ioo quails-according
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
LOCAL NOTES.

It is Jolly, "buy" Jolly.
 Odd jobs-R. G. Parker, car penter. 25tf
 B. T. Deal is in St. Louis buy ing his spring stock.
 Miss Bessie Peel of Plumerville is visiting in the city.
 Capt. J. A. Wallace of Palarm was in the city Tuesday.
 w. N. Owen of Little Rock was here with his family Sunday.
 Mrs. Sam Heiligers entertained the dolly club Friday afternoon.
 It is no Jolly that it is Jolly, by Jolly.
 ~ EIIwOOd fence has no equal. Sold by w. M. HarreU & co.
 Mrs. w. M. Harrell entertained the domino club Tuesday after noon.
 Furniture Repairing-Roy G. Parker-No shoddy work at any price. 25tf C. H. Newburn is buying spring goods for Frauenthal & Schwarz this week. Mrs. Henry B. Mckenzie of Prescott is the guest of Miss Hettie Dunaway.
 Mrs. G. w. Addison of Mt. Yer non is visiting Mrs. s. M. Powers in the city.
 Mrs. Leo Schwarz has returned from a pleasant visit to friends in Little Rock.
 Mrs. Joseph Frauenthal was the guest of Mrs. Riddick in Morrllton last Friday.
 The twelve-year- son of w. A. Isgrig is seriously i'll with pneumonia.
 Mrs. Nettie F. Hoss is in St. Louis purchasing her spring line of millinery. Miss Lillian Hancock has re- turned from a visit to friends 1n Little Rock. Mrs. c. H. Gregory of Little Rock visited MT. and Mrs. w. l.. Cathey last week. Mrs. Nettie floss left Monday St. Louis to purchase her stock ot spring millinery. T. M. Moore has completed a two-room addition to his residence on Faulkner street. Miss Stella Hardin of Muskogee, I. T., is visiting her sister, Mrs. Barton, ill this city. Mrs. R. M. Clibourn, who has been in bad health for some time, is seriously i'll today. FOR SALE-Full blooded Jersey COW. Price reasonable. See l.. (. Holman, Conway Ark. Miss Roberta Walker of Dar- |~danelle visited Miss Hettie Duna- way the first of the week. Buy" Jolly, it is Jolly. Concrete sidewalks correctly laid at lowest prices. See Douglass & Sanders before letting your con- tract. 25-tf ]. E. Hardin of Holland was pleasant caller at this office today and had The Log Cabin Democrat sent to R. l.. Pearle of Forum, I. I IT., former citizen of this county.
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
Seed Corn! Seed Corn!

The Worlds Premium Seed Corn, which took the premium at the Worlds Fair. Raised and sold only by the Daisy Seed Go. Write today for Catalogue and Price List, which are free.
 26-8 THE DAISY SEED Go. R. F. D. 5, Winston-Salem, N. c.
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
Baptist Workers Institute.

The Baptist Workers Institute began a weeks session at the Sec ond church, Little Rock, Monday morning. Rev. John Jeter Hurt of this city is presiding. About 100 prominent Baptists are in at tendance.
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21

Pastor I. ]. Hurt of the Baptist church expects to begin revival about April I, and to have the as sistance of Rev. F. F. Gibson of Ft. Smith.
 Douglass & Sanders will furnish the foundation for your new home or put foundation under your old home at very low prices, consider ing the quality of the work. 25-tf
 FOR SALE-One mule, one small mare, farm tools and machinery, also good upland for rent, one mile west of Central College, Conway, Ark. 26-2t* J. NJ. DENIsoN. FOR RENT-Bob Hubbard resi- dence in southwestern part of city. Three rooms and hall, 4 lots, good we'll and garden, good repair. SC per month. See w. H. Adams.
 We now are selling graphophones and records in connection with our other line of musical instruments. Don't send away your ord-r when you can do better here. s. E. Anderson. If FOR SALE-One fine draft stal- lion. Bred in Kansas. Came from there when two years old. Weight I1OO pounds. Terms easy. Ap- ply to T. J. ROWLETT.
 25-2t Guy, Ark.
 Born, to Dr. and Mrs. C. c. Farrow, at their home in Little Rock, Feb. I6, a daughter. Colder has many friends in this, his for mer home, who will congratulate him on his good fortune.
 FOR RENT-Twenty-fve (25) acres of good land. House and good Improvements, good well Of water. Share crop opnthird and fourth. Call on or wr{N to
 MRS. LoTTIE BLAIR.
 Greenbrier, Ark.
 Had you ever thought about how many valuable articles we carry that you can't find at other places? Almost every day some customers tell us ''now that's just the thing we've looked for all over town.' Book Store. If
 Do you know that the most competent judges at worlds fairs in St. Louis and Paris said Bald win pianos were the best on the market? We'll they did. This is the line we carry. Come and see them. s. E. Anderson. If
 Keener Cantrell, who enlisted in the United States navy several years ago, was in the city this week. His term of enlistment has expired and he was honorably discharged from the service. He has accept ed position in Little Rock.
 Senator John G. B. Simms of Lake Village spent Sunday in this city the guest of his daughter, Mrs. w. s. Hammer. Col. Simms was a citizen of Conway for a num- Der of years, and has many friends here who are congratulating him on his political success.
 FOR SALE-A good match team of mules, we'll broken and steady. Also one good farm and family buggy horse, perfectly gentle for women and children to drive. Might sell on suitable payments to the right parties. 24-tf
 J. PAT POPE, Conway.
 Dr. and Mrs. A. C. Millar gave an elegant reception to the Hen drix men in Little Rock, at their home in that city Friday evening. Quite a number were present and a delightful time was had. De- liciOus refreshments were served.
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21
WARNING ORDER.

WARNING ORDER. In the Faulkner Chancery Court. Nancy Shiels, Plaintiff, I. H. Shiels, Defendant. The defendant, J. H. shes, is warned to ap- pear in this Court within thirty days and answer the complaint of the plaintiff, Nancy Shiels.
 This 11th day of February, 1907
 25-4t A. M. LEDBETTER, Clerk.
The log cabin Democrat., 1907-02-21

dollar for the Cabin. Boys, I will tell you what the broncho did for me next time.
 $. E. HENRY. Hagansport, Tex, Feb. 4, 1907.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-10-15
Ast. That Improve WIth AZ.

"a silk hat, like wine. improves with
age" said a clubman. "The oftener
you have it ironed the sleeker and
more brilliant it becomes. It costs
good deal at the outset, but in the end
1t is the cheapest hat to wear. It lasts,
you see, so long, and to iron it costs
50 little Some folks think the topper
very perlshable. II it gets soaked with
rain, If some one sits ON it and crush
es 1t into an accordion. they think it
must be thrown away the same as II
it were a derby. But not at all. A
silk hat can be taken apart and put
together again like watch, and If it
gets crushed nothing is easier than to
melt Off the silk. straighten out the
frame and then put on the silk again.
In England, the home of this hat.