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panions both Of whom were rather in
need of support themselves.
me car was quickly crowded and hur-
rled away Another group stood by wait
ing for the next and last car. Three or
four fellows stood by caroling Bring us
explaining that he was too drunk to ride
his bicycle home. No one disputed his
word, Another wept effusively when he
discovered in the crowd cousin.
Sure, he's a cousin of mine" he ex-
planned to the crowd. His muzzer's my
muzzer's sister, and he's a cousin of
mine"
The explanation did not apparently ap-
peal to long, gawky looking individual
standing neat
Hostilities Commence.
Tell with your mudder." he hrokenIy
said. That began it. A flash of a fist, a
on the ground ana the usual Saturday
night fight was In progress. II was all
over In moment The quartette stopped
singing moment TO watch the fracas and
then hurried toward the car that had ar
rived Round the corner came the men
and women. glance at the man lying
IN the mud, signal from the conductor
and the car and its crowd were speeding
toward town.
For a few minutes the fallen man Law
in the mud Then he aroused himself
and as he did so a policeman came in
sight.
What's the matter here?" he asked.
Muffin, said the Undiscovered speci-
men of Saturday night gaiety. Fellow
home"
And as he shambled off with unsteady
gait the policeman walked away. Sat
urday night at the Salt Palace was over.
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MERELY A SPECTATOR.
Spain Not Taking an Active Part in
Moroccan Trouble.

Madrid. Aug. 25.-The newspapers have
agreed that there is a divergence of views
in the cabinet as to the Spanish govern
ments attitude in Morocco. While GER
tain ministers indOrse the course that is
being pursued, others il is alleged claim
that the role created by the Algeciras
conference differs from that actually be-
ing played by Spain According to the
Liberal Premier Maura announced to the
members of the cabinet that Spain would
take the offensive only if her troops were
directly attacked and that otherwise she
would rest merely as a spectator of the
internal conflicts that are rending Mo
rocco and of what France does if the
troops of that country advance into the
Interior.
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HAIL FELL IN CHUNKS.
Eastern Oregon Visited by Severe
Storm-Crops Ruined.

PendletOn, Ore, Aug. 25-The hardest
hailstorm that ever occurred in Oregon
and clOudburst visited two different sec
tons of Umatilla county almost stimuli
taneOusly last night, causing thousands of
dollars damages. Hundreds of acres of
wheat and alfalfa were ruined, while
bridges, farm machinery, oUthouses and
some livestock suffered. The hailstorm
struck the wheat belt about fifteen miles
east of PendletOn and swept nOrthward
for distance of more than ten miles,
covering a swath three-quarters of a mile
wide. Hail fell to a depth of three 10
four inches. Some of the hailstOnes were
two inches in circumference.
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Mrs. winsIOw's Soothing syrup

Has been used for YEARS by MILLIONS
Of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN
WHILE TEETHING. with PERFECT
SUCCESS. It SOOTHES the CHILD,
sOFTENS the GUMS, ALLAYS All
PAIN; CURES WIND collie, and is the
best remedy for DIARRHOEA Sold By
Druggists in every part of the world. Be
sure and ask for Mrs. WinsloW's SO0th-
Ing Syrup" ana take no other kind
Twenty-Five cents a bottle. GUARAN-
TEED UNDER THE FOOD AND
DRUGS ACT, JUNE S0th. 1906. SERIAL
NUMBER 1898
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attached to his neck. Licking up the
contents of his barrel, Bruno became hi
lariously drunk and unfastened the bar
rels from the collars of the other dogs. In
a short time they were all drunk, I'M
known to the monks, who were engaged
in eating supper. The dogs, in the course
of their carousal, uprooted all trees grow
ing on the slopes of the Matterhorn, as
well as scratching the snow off the rocks
and frightening tourists. The latter had
signed the pledge.
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Woeful Wailings by Wearst Wireless
Tourists Sign Pledges.

CheesenhOller, Switzerland, Aug. 1S-It
is reported here that twenty-five dogs,
employed by the monks at the Skyloften
monastery, got drunk yesterday after
noon and raised a disturbance in the vi
cinity of the great Matterhorn. In some
way one of the dogs. a large st. Bernard
by the name of BRUNO, discovered a way
of unfastening the snis II barrel of whisky
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AguinaIdo's Vote.
(By Manila Rope.l

Manila, Aug. 25.-Complete returns from
ali the provinces show that in the recent
election Emilio Aguinaldo, the once IA
on his farm Bacoor near this city. re-
ceived a total of vote. There is much
speculation as to who cast the vote
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just providence heard his cries for help
and rescued the coughing, sniveling loaf
er. On account of their families we re-
frain from publishing the names of these
obstacles in the way of the public good
but we are sorely tempted to spread their
names broadcast.
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Goldfield, New, Aug. 25.-ApproximateIy
$50 members of building trades of Gold
field will return to work tomorrow morn
ing. The plumbers win their demand OF
50 for an eight-hour day, but they with
other building crafts agree to give ninety
days notice in case Of a threatened strike
or of a demand for an increase in wages
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Ben-Hur Wins.
nv Carrier Turtle.)

fby OaLIlcI 7 lItsJ
Antioch, Aug. "a young Hebrew gen.
tleman of the name of Ben-Hur won an
exciting chariot race from a Roman
named Messiah here. A large crowd wit
messed the affair. There was little ex-
element.
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At another table a young girl in a
white waist sprawled across the table in
drunken stupOr.
Charlie, [ think you're the best ever"
she called to her companion, planting a
moist kiss upon his brow. Charlie grinned
and pushed his fair admirer back again.
Another salute as moist as the other was
her reply. The girl was not of the kind
that usually makes a spectacle of her
self in public. Her attire, although of
high cOloring, showed that she was what
she herself on the morrow would term
respectable" Her companion at the
next table, however, would hardly make
that claim. He' powdered face and per
oxide hair proclaimed her as far as it
could be seen But her actions were to
be admired more than those of the girl
So it was through the room. The in
fluence of the hour and the few bottles of
beer bought by escorts had played hav-
Oc with the ideas of the girls. But one
was in the condition called ''intoxication' -
but all had seemingly thrown prudence to
the wind. As the quartette sang, three
girls stood by. their arms twined about
the necks Of the singers
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of the tetrahedron and ending at the gold
en- glow of the spheroid. This peculiar
formation is supposed to be a relic of
barberism, considered by the ancients who
are said to have penetrated into the far
north as emblematic of death and held
to account since for many close shayes
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toward her Hello, dearie." have a
drink" and in a moment they were in
close conversation.
A Family Group.
At table in the middle of the hall the
only family party present sat. 1t was
a mother, father and daughter the lat
ter not over years old. As the couple
slipped their beer the tot looked about her
with wide-open eyes The girl kissing the
man, the loud and coarse shouts Of the
DRINKS all seemed to attract her. When
her parent finally arose, she fingered
behind, watching the scene in the room
But the lid" had been placed on part
~, ana as the liquor supply had been
stopped, there was little or no cause to
remain.
Have a schocolate," called out a
young fellow a the candy stand TO a
passing girl. He was staggering and was
only saved from falling by a friend who
refused the 'schocoiate" and wanted a
''nuzZer beef" That the evening had been
strenuous for the owner of the chocolates
was shown by his headgear. A broken
band of a straw hat was all he had to
cover his head. This in spirit of alco-
holic humor had been perched on his
brow and was continually falling off
Have Schocolate. Good for YOU" he
began, but was forced TO change his at
tention when his hat fell to the ground.
Sale of Beer Stops.
A captain of police drove UP in a bug
gy and the sale of beer was stopped
Lets go home" echoed through the
room, and everybody started toward the
gates. Some walked unsteadily Others
made no effort to keep straight One girl
needed the assistance of two male com
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Outcome Is Unfortunate.
(CedarvaIe Scimitar.

(Cedarvale Scimitar)
Cedarvale, Kan, Aug. 25.-Jonathan H.
Clark, better known as Panhandle Jack,
fell into a well last evening, the cover of
which had been providentially left Off All
went well until a pair of busybodies who
usually interfere with the acts of an all
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Sale of Beer Stops.
Tip Goes Wrong.
(By Rarbed WireO

New York. Aug. 25.-Thomas Timkins, a
prominent New York merchant, dropped
cafe this evening. Mr.. Timkins had just
finished his meal and had handed the
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For the best printing call on the Cen
fury Printing Co., Salt Lakes printers.
l65-167 South West Temple st. Both
phones. 504
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Rochester, n. Y, Aug. 2.-The report
published here that General Elwell Otis
voted for Aguinaldo for membership in
is sternly denied.
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Oklahoma, Aug. 25.-Friends of secre-
tary Taft absolutely denied today that he
cast the vote which Aguinaldo received
in the Philippines elections.
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Gee, But It's Slow.

It was past u o'clock now, and a waiter
hurried from table to table.
''NOthin' dom after 1880" he said.
You'd better order up now"
Down the aisle came a party of men, all
well on the road to complete. intoxica-
tion. They Joined the quartette about
the piano and the volume of discordant
harmony was increased.
Gee, it's slow here tonight" exclaimed
one. where's ali the giFls?''
Just then a lone girl at a nearby
table simpered at him.
Here's one" he exclaimed, lurching
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New York, Aug. 25.-Elihu Root who is
here comforting with j. Pierpont Nor
gan, refuses to deny or confirm the re-
port that he cast the single vote received
by Aguinaldo in the Philippines elections.
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ROCKED THE BOAT.
philadelphia Ledger.

philadelphia LEDGER
out on the water. cold and deep,
He rocked the boat. There let him sleep;
No need to pine or make a row,
He's with the other Holsters now
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RETURN TO WORK TODAY,

Try the Vienna Walnut Bread. Fresl
every day. Ask your grocer.
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Discovered.
nv Army Transnn

(By Army Transport)
Bacoor, P. l., Aug. 247-It has been
learned by the Wearst service that the
vote cast for Aguinaldo was polled in this
election district.
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waiter a dollar as a tip. The waiter re-
turned the money with the remark that
all the restaurant walters had decided to
refuse tips in the future. Mr.. Timkins
fell from his seat and when picked up his
heart had ceased beating. The waiter IS
being held at police headquarters pend
ing an investigation into his sanity.
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RIcHFIELD SOCIETY.

Ask your grocsTs for the Vienna
Walnut Bread.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-26

The best" today, Vienna Walnut
Bread. Vienna Bakery.
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Cruises

Elastic and spring truSSeS.
They fit like a glove, Always
comfortable, They always hold
the rupture. We know how to
fit trusSeS.
We can advise and help you,
for we pay particular attention
to fitting trusses and have
made hundreds and hundreds
of friends by giving fullest sat
isfaction.
Elastic stockings-we take
measuTes-also carry them In
stock.
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toward her. Hello, dearie." have a
drink" and in a moment they were in
| close conversation
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14
FRAUDS IN FOREST LANDS.
Valuable Timber Land Secured Under
Guise of Mineral.

Helena, Mont, Sept. 10.-Evidently
suspceting frauds in connection with
the location OF mining claims in the
Helena forest reserve, the national gov
eminent has sent Arthur ]. Collier, Of
Washington, D. c.. to this city to con-
duct an investigation. The Helena for
est is among the largest in the state
and includes the Butte field, where q
strict investigation will be conducted
also.
The main purpose Of the government
is to secure reservations to the public
domain where it can be shown that
under the guise of locating mining
claims, valuable timber rights have
been awaited Of, the law permitting
actual prospectors the right to the ne
eessarv timber in the development OF
their claims.
Therefore, no more patents to min
ing claims will be granted except where
the good faith Of the locator is proved.
Where timber lands have been secured
in this manner the government will
endeavor to effect restoration.
Referring to the investigations and
elsssifcations of the coal lands OF East
am Montana and Western North Da-
kota Mr.. Collier said that the work
has been undertaken by the govern
ment with definite policy Of prevent,
ing the coal companies and railroads Of
the West from monopoliEing the west
eTn coal lands as those of the East have
haon
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14

$40 the irgennity u Herr E1iI cla-
Eiez. a well-kno,sn saxon Inventor ana
uanufscturer. is due TIE production Of
a Paper yarn termed ~Zylolln.7 that
has been success fasly used IN vide
range o. textile fz5rics.~ 50 writes
frank y Bauskeit Ia the Technical
Wc-id Aegazise
The utilization Of pape- wood fibre
IN this practical way ani the extreme
cLeapness OF the new material eoni-
pared with other yarns now In use Is
really a most remarkable achievement
This IS not a haphazard discovery. but
rather the logical result OF years Of
DainstakInz study and experimentation
After the final development Of the the
DRY at first In mind into tangible ma
terIaI FOR all manner OF uses In textile
Industries. the paper thread and yarn.
loose or tightly spun. Of all thickness
have since been woven into almost ey-
Fry conceivable fabric and tested and
retested until the invention has become
an Important commercial SUCCESS. The
paper yarn has extraordinary wearing
properties. ard as the full scope OF ii
usefulness has probably not been deter
miaed. IL will. in all likelihood lend
Itself 10 other purposes yet to BE dis
.-ovoreiI
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14
The Sednn-Chafr.

Perhaps some expert in the Siamese
language will tell US what is its word
for ''sedan-chair.p When the King Of
Slams minister, protesting against his
majesty's favor toward motoring, sug-
gested recently that "the royal sedan
chair" was always at his disposal, 1t is
improbable that he used a word remi-
niscent Of the French town. For 1t is
from the scene Of Napoleon Ills col
lapse that the sedan-chair takes its
name. and perhaps remote posterity
will suppose that it had some connec-
ton with that event But Sedan first
produced these conyeyances centuries
ago, and they were seen in England in
1881. One used by James Is Bucklng-
ham provoked great popular outcry
against the employment OF men as
beasts OF burden. Sir S. Duncombe is
credited with having introduced them
to London in 1884. And Bath knows
the Pickwickian sedan-chair to this day.
London Chronicle.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14
ORlFNTALS ARM
AGAINST WHITES
Open War Msy Be Result In British
Columbia.
japanese laying in stcc< Of Arms and
ammunition '' : Trouble Is Feared
"nen Steiner MsntesgIe Arrives
-'sistics All Stop Work Under
Pressure.

-. Seattle Sept. lO.-A special to the
i'ineS IRON Vancouver, B. c., says:
AS result Of the disorders SATURDAY.
and Sunday evenings, the situation
nere with regard to Asiatics ia increos
ing IN menace. The japanese have
nosined Chief Of Police Chamberlain
mat police protection is inadeouate and
tney will take steps to protect tbero-
serves; Chinese and japanese en-
pioyed IN hotels and restaurants have
withorawn from work. It is said that
oriental leaders have instructed them
tney must not work under penalty NJ
slOO. The japanese are PURCHASING
firearms and, the aspect Of affairs Is
threatening. -
Steamer Montesgle, due to ar i've
wednesday or Thursday with many
Orientals en- board, will be met bv a
hostile demonstration. II is freely de-
clared that the Orienials will not he
allowed to land. There is growing nm
easiness in the city. The feeling is in
creasing that, in view Of the number of
japanese, Chinese and Hindus in Van
couver, the minister Of militia should
take steps 10 protect them. Several
restaurant keepers met this morning
and resolved to employ nothing but
white labor.
Early reports Of the disorders Satur-
day night were exaggerated. The
crowd amounted to about 10000, but
the temper displayed was merely bois-
ferrous. The crowd surged through the
streets in the Oriental quarters, cheer
ing everything white and hooting and
denouncing everything colored. At in
teryals from some indistinguishabIe
point in the crowd briekhats would
huItle over intervening heads and crash
through windows. Chief OF Police
Chamberlain, recognizing the made.
quacy Of the force at his disposal, re.
lied on diplomacy. Fearful Of arousins
the passion Of the mob. be directed hi
men to lay aside their truncheons anC
exercise moderation. Later the oIdei
regarding truncheons was revoked, bur
at no stage did the police and populac'
come to blows.
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az said an esteemed magistrate.
spent a week in Jail before / entered
on my judgeship. / ate the prison food
I slept in a cell. / conformed with
ell the prison rules. wore the prison
clothes. / did the prison work Thus
learned the value OF the sentences
was to mete out later on | got to
know what a week, a month a year.
Ia jail meant. AS a result l am more
merciful than most judges think
il would be a good thing II every judge
before taking Office would spend a little
while in Jail as l did. He would then
know the value Of prison sentences, a
thing he doesn't know now Now he
Is like a cashier who attempts to pay
out money in a coinage OF which he
Is ignorant In Baden this thing
speak Of must be done Every judge
in Baden before he takes his seat on
the bench is required by law to pass
weeks like a common prisoner in jail.
Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14

One Of the most useful activities Of
the London County Council has been in
the extension Of the park system Of the
metropolis, which now includes under
the management of the Council, nearly
5000 acres.
The requirement and development
has cost about fs,50O.O0O, and the an
nual charge for maintenance comes to
E565. 600. which adds about half pen
ny in the pound to the rates, or about
two-tenths of l per cent The cost IN
cludes the salaries Of an outdoor stan
of S43 men and women.
The Council came into existence In
1889. and succeeded to the metropolitan
board of public works in the care OF
the parks, but OF course with larger
powers. In all fifty-seyen new parks
have been added since then out OF the
total that come under the Council
management.-Park and Cemetery.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14

Soldiers used 10 be despised In
China and only the coolies we're con
sidered suitable material for fighting
men," says Owen Macdonald in TIL
Technical World Magazine. To-day ali
this is changed. and China has an
army to which it Is an honor 10 belong
Tomtoms have been superseded BY
wireless telegraphic apparatus and sig
nal balloons; masks have given place
10 field glasses. comic opera garb has
been cast of for Khaki uniforms. and
the twohandled sword has become the
bayonet China was first aroused TO a
sense Of her weakness, and her
strength. by the disaster Of the war
with Japan in 1891. Hitherto she
had slumbered like a great lazy giant.
smiling scornfully at the suggestion
that smaller and weaker nations, by
adopting modern methods. might in
jure her. She had sublime faith in
the force OF tho vast hordes she could
throw into the field
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14
CLIFF HOUSE IN RUINS.
Flames Entirely Destroy Famous San
Francisco Resort.

San Francisco, Sept. 9.-The famous
Cliff House, Of this city, San Fran
cisco's frat attraction for tourists, was
burned to the ground Saturday evening.
Fire broke out in the building about
4:45 O'Clock and an hour later black
ened heap Of ruins was all that re-
manned Of the structure.
The house was built Of wood, and,
famed by the lively ocean breezes, the
flames made such Roadway before the
nearest fire department arrived that it
was realized that the place was doomed
and more attention was paid to saving
adjoining property than to the burning
building.
The Cliff House had been closed for
some time, as the new lessee, John
TAFT, was Iemodeling the interior.
Workmen were about the place until
noon and then departed for the day.
This is the second house to be de-
stroyed by fire. The building just
burned was erected by Adolph Sutro, OF
Sutro tunnel fame, - years ago. 1t
was owned by the Sutro estate and was
valued at $50, 900. Mr.. TAFT estimates
his loss at $50. 900, on which there is
s35, 900 insurance.
The Cliff House was ranked as one oil
the best known resorts OF America.
Located on rocky promontory beyond
the Golden Gate, directly above the
lashing waves of the Pacific ocean, and
affording a close view of the seals, il
WIS q strong attraction for visitors, and
from its broad porchea hundreds Of
thousands of people obtained their first
view of the mighty waters.
The magnificent Sutro baths near by
were not damaged.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14
End of Strike Soon.

New York, Sept. 1O.-samuel Com
pers, president Of the American req.
nom Washington today and held
i Ions, secret conference with President
small, Of the Commercial IeiegraphsIs
nn;on' AS result of his visit, 1t was
con6dently announced tonight that the
O .ysst telegraph strike will have ended
S S,So- the week ends. What Trans
n;red at the conference between MI H.
p 9,,eu a. and Mr.. Small could not be
Sao-rsd 1t is known that Mr.. Com
r err brought with him q plan.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-09-14
Massage From Explorers.

New York, Sept. 9.-Confrmation Of
the report that the Steiansse expedition
is safe is given in a message received at
the Offices Of the American geographical
society in this city today from Vilhjsl-
nun Stefanssen, the ethnologist and
leader of the expedition. This mes
sage was dated at Eagle City, Alaska.
which is on the Upper Yukon river,
AMI reads as follows: Expedition Is
all safe. Stefanssen. Officers OF the
geo graphical society said they supposed
the message had been forwarded by
messenger from Herschel island.