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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-16
"Pneumonia's Deadly Work

had 80 seriously affected my right lung %
writes Mrs Fannie Connor. of Rural
Route I. Georgetown, Tenn, that I
coughed continuously night and day and
the aeIghbors' prediction-consumptfo
seemed inevitable. until my husband
brought home a bottle of Dr. kings NV
Discovery, which in my case proved to be
the only REAL cough cure and restorer
OF weak. sore lungs When all other
remedies utterly fail. you may still win in
the battle against lung and throat srou-
bIes with New Discovery. the REAL cure
Guaranteed by the Arnold Drug CO. 81
North Kansas avenue SOC and 500. Trial
bottle free.
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To CAPTURE MURDERERs.
The Counties of Cofey and Bourbon
United on $500 Reward.

Fort Scott, April 16.-Coffey county
and Bourbon county have united in an
effort to effect the capture. the. muir
derer of Josef McKIuckley and Josef
Salava, the two Bohemians who were
poisoned in this city last Monday
night Rewards to the amount of $500
have been announced by the two
counties. and while the state is DOW
erleSs to offer reward at this time it
is probable that some financial aid
will be lent by the governor in a short
time
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The 2-cent rate for railroads is all
right for Hartman That is about
what he pays for them. apiece. The
people pay the rest--New York Mail
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MASS CoNvENTIoN-

Notice is hereby given that there win ba
Democratic mass convention held at
Democratic F1ambeau hall ~ Kansas
avenue. at , O'Clock D. m. Saturday. April
the 10Th. 1907. for the purpose OF nominate
ing candidate for congress in this. the
First congressional district OF Kansas
DR. w T TAYLOR
W. J. WHITTEKIND.
F. S. STEVENS.
n. H. WOLF.
G. A. WEINEKE.
J. H ULSH.
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THE woMAN,s DOCTOR

DR. ACKLEY, the Woman Doctor as
Junction bldg. Kansas City. No.
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WANTED-MIddIe aged lady to do house
work in family of g. No children. liz
Van Buren, st.
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sANITARIUMs.
TO WHOM TT MAY CoNcERN

10 W HON IT MAY CONCERN-My ap--
pHcation for permit to sell intOxica.-
ing liquors. according to law, at LIS W,
9Th St, in the Fourth ward Of the city OF
Topeka, is now on file in the office Of the
probate judge of Shawnee county, Kan
sas- The hearing of the same is set for
Monday at O'Clock a m. May s. 1907
N J. PETRO
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FOR EXCHANGE.

FOR EXCHANGES room cottage, II
lots, Taylor ST., near Morse, N Tope.
ka, for vacant lots south side Pays pei
cent net on 81, 100. Trade for about y thai
amount. Ind phone 1852
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WANTEDLB mattresses. pantry girls ant
chambermaids for Wyoming and Neb-
wages so mo-, board, room and pass. Cap
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PLUMBING AND HEATIN,

DAN LEAHY, Plumbing, Heating and
Gas Fitting 212 E. Fifth st.
LOUIS LOCKOWITZ-PIum Heating
and Gas Fitting. 219 w. Sixth st. Ind. 1913
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LEGAL
First published in The -ropeka afSf,
Journal March Is, 1901
NOTICE.
To whom It May Concern.

I have fled a petition in the ofrica ~
the county clerk of Shawnee county kan
sas. directed to the board Of county COM
mfssioaers Of said county, praying for fhs
vacation OF that portion OF FinIieu Ada
ton Ia subdivision OF "a acres on the
south side OF the s E. = OF the N e u
ing 297 # north and south and $50 feet
east and west.) lying north OF 18th street.
as shown en- the plat of said Subdivision
east Of Harris ave and west Of Oakley
ave, as shown said plat. and OF she
streets and alleys therein contained. ana
a the regular session OF said board. held
on the 18th day of April. 1907. said petition
will be presented to said board at its
rooms In the court house in said county,
for a hearing thereon. at which time and
place all persons interested can appear
and be heard under said petition
WILLIAM SUTHERLAND
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WANTED-Millinery apprentices and first
class maker Mrs L L. k Stewart, 73s
Kansas ave.
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UNDERTAKINGS.

l. NJ PENWELL, funeral director and
erubaImer. First class service, reason
able prices. 81 Quincy st. Both phones 192.
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WANrFD-STUA
SITUATION WANTED D Competent
monthly nurse desires situation Bell
$50
= HEN you wan. to hire Nan OF boy.
call up 7. NJ c. A Ind. tel Sos Rel1
tel 9oT- We have Lszt Of men and
confidential references concerning them.
Y NJ c. A employment bureau 9fh aud
Quincy IS
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Qtems for this column may be Lett al
HeaSron's barber shopl
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WANTED-GOod woman cook at Holiday
hotel, 4th and Holiday St
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FREE DIsPENsARY.

MONROE ST FREE DISPENSARY.
2D2 Monroe st Conducted by regular
pracucing physicians and surgeons. Med
ica1 service free. Medicine free in some
cases Office hours to 5 D. m Calls
answered night or day Ind phone 34i3-
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ABSTRACTS.

WILLIAM HALL JENKINS
Expert examiner of abstracts. Legal pa
pers executed. Money loaned Special loan
of $500. Must be city property. 433 KAN
saS ave. Phone 1877.
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STEAMSHIP TICKETS.

To and from all parts Of the world: 10
est rates and best lines represented
T. l. King. agent, A, T. & s. F., Tope
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WANTED-Competen girl for heuseworl
in small family, good wages 315 Top ave
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WANTED-1O0 dining room and Iunel
counter girls for Kan, Okla, Tex, n
Mexico Ariz-, Col, Neb.. Wyo-, Utah, Ne
vada, Idaho, wages $40 to SIS mo-, boar
room, pass Cap Emp Agcy-r Sn K "A
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MACHINE SHOPS.


MOWERS ground. factory process, 75c-
Tel 5O2- Harry B. Howard, 10 Kan ave
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WE pay highest cash prices Hr your cast
on clothing shoes, hats, oyc=coats Drop
rs a-eard or call Iud- tel ia Abe Jacob
son. 500 Kansas ava
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WANTED-S Sewing girls SIS Fillmore s
Mrs. n. NJ Moore.
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Ind Phone 1882 Bell Phone 14o4-
GEO II NOBLE & CO.
REAL ESTATE. LOANS. INSURANCE
Some Special Farns and City Bargains
SIS KAN AVE OPP PoS-oEFICE
FINE INVESTMENTS
lots and two Groom houses, good eel
lars, well, shade. wash house, coal and
wood house, fruit, lots 40 to 466 Seward
-Four s-Ioom cottages. 1 brick store
room Is by q. east side, brick walks, good
Owner nonresident
lots Union ave. near 18th st. east
A T. LUCAS & CO.
COTTAGE
the i city at i a bargain f sold soon part u
THE WITCHEY LAND CO,
Ind Phone 1872. ia W. Eighth,
FOR sALE-Cheap, or for rent. good s
room house at AS Lincoln. lots. good
barn Inquire 322 Kansas ave c. J. Mills
FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE
north OF fakin. a splendid proposftion
If taken al once Address Farmer, care
Journ al
FOR SALE CHEAP-We have fine east
and 9Th sfs,. facing the hospital park.
This is one of the best locations in the
less money than others within a block
have sold Owner says sell" Give
ofrer Gas, sewer and water Bailey Bros.
& Co., 800 Ind; 5151 Ind
FOR sALEMy residence at 1906 West
9Th: modern throughout; s rooms; lots;
terms to suit purchaser. Geo. E Stoker.
Ind. tel 413 or 453.
ALMOST THE ONLY CORNER LEFT
We have practically the last inside cor
one can build four modern houses on the
ground Excellent shade, sewer, gas.
distance Of Santa Fe OFFICES: lots 100 TT
long; good S-rOom house: location near
sna a anq be abained BaiIe2 To
& Co. Ind-5151 and 800
FOR SALE east side cottages, cheap.
fitted with gas Owner leaving city Would
rather sacrifice than rent 40 Lafayette.
BEST IN wEsTLAwN $1,000
The finest home in westlawn for $4,000.
If sold quick See Clearinghouse Realty Co.
any time. day or night. sos Kansas ave.
Ind phone 1906 Bell 1890
FOR EXCHANGE.
FOR EXCHANGES room cottage. IL
lots, Taylor ST, near Morse, N Tope-
a. =
cent net on 8, 100 Trade for about Il that
amount. Ind phone 1852
LOST AND FOUND.
LosT-YeIIow spotted fox terrier Reward
S05 Greenwood ave. Ind phone 401-
LOST-At Novelty theater Sunday even
ing, brown pocketbcok containing one 1
dollar bill and silver and gold rim glasses. |
Finder may have money If return pocket !
book and glasses Call 1902 rings Bell |
FOUND-Bunch of four keys all small. !
between I'd and Sd. on Van Buren, st. /
Owner call at State Journal office
NOTICE.
NOTICE
On and after the first Of May. 1907, the 4
price of lathing will be 81 IS per / 900 and /
SC a yard A B. Elliott. sec 132
snsrFTLsNF0re
N e KELLER, contractor, IS now Iocat-
ed in his own building at sos Jackson ST.
MADE to order, fine suits. SIS Repairing
neatly done 31s E 4th ST.
TAILORING COLLEGE. Il
seIf-eaIcuIating system
taught Miss Marston, 500 Kansas ave.
TRANSFER AND STORAGE.
TERcH1NTS TRANsFER & Storage
Co. packs. ships and stores household
Quincy ST.
BROs.-onIce ZIG East 9Th,
All kinds goods packed. stored and for
xarded to any point in United States
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WANTED-Whfte girl for general house
son St
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TAILORING COLLEGE.


VALENTINES self-ealculating system
taught Miss Marston, 500 Kansas ave.
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WANTED-50 fresh mich cows. Answer
Bell phone I412.
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WANTED-A girl for general heusework
Bring references. Al Monroe ST
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TRANSFER AND STORAGE

MERCHANTS TRANSFER & STORAGE
Co, packs, ships and stores household
goods Tel 1SS. Clarence Skinner. GIL
Quincy 81
ATHERTON BROS.-OnIce ZIG East 9Th
Both phones s96- Moving and storage.
All kinds goods packed. stored and for
warded to any point in United States
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WANTED girl. must be 4
good cook, no washing or sweeping, best
of wages. AT Topeka ave.
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STATIONS.

ARENA, z;11s4. champion Kansas trotter
at Exhibition hail. fair grounds. Bel
phone 1872 r. 1. Lee
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HOME GROWN CUT FLOWERS, floral
designs Special attent ton given out-of-
Gown orders. James Hayes, 107 w. Sth st.
J. c. RODMAN, blooming plants. cut fow-
erS plants, designs. decorations. 105 W.
Eighth Tel 81, Greenhouse 18th and Mon.
HUBBARD'S = Cut flowers: blooming
plants Ind phone A. so Kansas ave.
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BEST IN wEsTLAwN 5000

The finest home in WeStlawn for $4,000
If sold quick See Clearinghouse Realty Co
any time, day or night. sos Kansas ave
Ind. phone 1906 Bell 1890
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PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.

Office 726 Kansas ave. Residence Thir-
tenth and Clay. Office hours: a. m. to
II a m and D m to 5 D. N. Both
phones Is residence and Ind. 1916 office.
DR. H H. KEITH. surgeon and diseases
81 Kansas ave
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

-
east front, plenty of shade. close in,
on west side. Cash Address c. s. L,
care Journal.
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FOUNDERS AND MACHINE SHOPS
FOUNDERS. machinists and pattern
makers. Topeka Foundry, 31S 40 and
go Jackson St Both phones 400.
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LOST AND FouND.

LOST-YeIlow spotted fox terrier Reward
305 Greenwood ave. Ind. phone 401.
LOST-At Novelty theater Sunday even
ing. brown pocketbcok containing one
dollar bill and silver and gold rim. glasses.
Finder may have money If return pocket
book and glasses. Call 1902 rings Bell.
FOUND-Bunch of four keys, all small.
between I'd and Sd. on Van Buren, st.
Owner call at State Journal office.
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WANTED-FESIALE HELP.
WANTED-Girls to " ork in egg -depar
ment Seymour Packing Co.
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FOR saLE-REAL ESTATE.

FOR SALE-4 room cottage, city waite
gas. cistern- S2S Clay st.
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N E. KELLER, contractor, IS now Iocat-
ed in his own building at sos Jackson st.
MADE to order, fine suits $25. Repafrfne
neatly done 31S E 4th ST.
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WANTED-A good kitchen girl at once al
SIS Monroe ST.
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wANTED-AIALE HELP.

~>----------~---~---~---- ~-----------~-
WANTED55 good carpenters for M
Mexico, $3-5 day Furman, 81 Kan az
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WANTED chamberraid. / dfutngroo
girl FIT Avenue hcteL
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

A boys idea Of a hero Is another
boy who runs away from home.
Nothing Is 70 often overestimated aA
the information given confdentlally
As a rule. what a man calls his
rights represent merely desired priei.
Ieges.
You may have forgotten more than
the other man knows and stili be a
short horse.
The man who Is scared into being
good Is the ono most likely to boast
Of bis exceeding virtue.
There are lots Of ways Of wasting
time Feeling sorry for yourself brings
about as little returns as any
When a man goes to church and
hears a sermon which seems intended
expressly for him. be never enjoys #
very much,
AS the prize winner in the biggest
baby contest the man who doesn't get
sick very often Is strong competition
when he d0es.-Atchison Globe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

Both the medical officer and the
surveyor Of the Tarvln (Chesterl rural
district council have condemned = cot.
tage at Caldecott Green, near Farm.
don. England. for demolition as in.
sanitary. But the tenant, an old man,
appeared before the council and told
remarkable story s'in stay Of execu-
tion." He stated that be was 7s years
old, and lived In the cottage with his
wife and three children. For so years
there had not been case Of illness In
his family His father and mother
lived In the cottage before him; his
father died at the age Of IS and the
mother at 49, He did not think that
there could be much wrong with the
cottage In the face OF these facts. IN
reply to the clerk the old fellow said
that personally he had never had a
doctor, aud the only time a medical
man had been ia his cottage was when
his little son had scalded his leg.
Under the exceptional circumstances
the council decided to adjourn the
matter for further inquiries to Re
made.
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MorshIpers N az q. No..

THAT old ST. Marks over there Ia
an endowed church, he explained as
they passed It. 1T is self-supporting.
Some Sunday come down here and see
the people. It Is the strangest mix-
ture Of people in New York. OF course
there are many who 90 to It here on
the East Side, it being situated here
but you'd be amazed to see the wealthy
old people who come down from River
side Drive and West End to attend
that church because their fathers and
grandfathers did. It is wonderful
really. New York Times.
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THE P00R eAT


ono oesaaien Mhon taa Animal pa
Not Come Back.
When the eat died the whole family
went into nourning hguratively II not
literally No common back door cat
this, but one that must Be buried with
all honor. Tile question was how and
where.
Some one proposed cremation, but
this was rejected on the ground thar
IL sounded too much ike lynching. It
was finally proposed that the father,
who bad to cross a ferry every day to
bis place Of business, should drop It
overheard and as a burial at sea rath.
er appealed To the sentimental attitude
Of the family this idea was received
fayorably.
The following morning the remains
Of the cat were made into q package
and securely tied. 1t was a lovely day,
and the ferryboat was crowded with
passengers, and what had seemed So
simple at home assumed unexpected
difficulties in the face Of a curious
crowd ready to imagine anything and
10 put the worst construction Oh an ap-
parently mysterious action.
Finally 1t occurred to the father that
the best time would be the evening
and be could slip the cat overheard
without attracting notice III the dusk
Through the day It occupied a corner
Of his Office, and he was glad when the
time came for the return trip.
He waited until the boat was well
ont in the stream and then, glancina
around furtively, laid hts hand on the
package. Suddenly It struck him what
would seem strange in broad daylight
would seem doubly so at night
With sm0thered groan he replaced
Il on the seat beside him. There was
no help for 1.-THE would have to carry
It home again.
Az he took bis seat In the train thai
was to convey him the rest Of the way
be placed the cat on the shelf above
bis head and for the first time thaf
day forgot all about It. Hurrying t
get or the ear when he reached hii
destination. he was halted BIZ some 0ns
behind him, wso thrust into his hant
the m fnted package.
When he reached his house he threw
It down on a chair in the hall and wen
IN to supper. In the middle Of 1t th,
maid came in and asked how sh1
should cook the meat be had brough
with himg'
"AIeatw he exclaimed. "That ism
meat IT'S"
But at this moment the maid pro
duced the package and showed him /
choice piece Of meat. History does no
say what The man said who got th
cat-New York Sun.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

One Of the first things an American
man or woman rushes out to buy IN
London IS seryiceable well cut mack
intosh and the second article to be
purchased Is usually an umbrella. A
man can buy in London a smart wa.
terproof which with occasional reproof-
ing win last him n lifetime for OF
guineas In New York a very bad iml
tation viii cost him from $40 to $50
The British umbrella Is not only i
thing Of beauty In workmanship. but
It viii outlast all competitors across
the seas.-Iondon Express.
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CERTAINLY FAIR

OF all troubles humanity IS sub
ject to none perhaps that causes more
acute distries and more frantic ef-
forts for relief than many forms Of
itching skin troubles. We viii tell
you a remedy that rarely ever fails
Hunts Cure. One box is absolute.
ly guaranteed to cure any one case
Of itching troubIe-no matter whai
the name. If it fails, your money is
cheerfully refunded. d and v
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

Excuses for drinking are always At
hand. Here are the i've familiar ones

Excuses for drinking are always At
hand. Here are the five familiar ones:
Good wine friend. or being dry,
or lest We should be BY and by
o. any other reason Why.
II they don't sufice one can al@ays
fall back upon Dir. Sam Johlson's :.
He who makes beast Of Eimseif
gets rid Of the pain OF being a man.
On the other hand. here are three rea.
sons. one Of them cogent. that a Bos.
tonian gave tor not drinking:
"First-i can't drink, for rye Just
lost near relative. Second when
much pressed. ~ No, I really can't.
You know I'm president Of a temper.
anee society. Third when be was
much more pressed).-No. / can't III.
deed I've Just had four or 1--WE cock.
tails. Boston Globe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14
NEVER DIsAPPoINTs

MANY extensively advertised rem
edies are failures when put to the
test. Hunts Lightning Oil is an ex-
ception. Confidence in It is never
misplaced disappointment never fol.
lows its use. 1t is surely the grand
est emergency remedy now obtain
able. For cuts, burns, sprains, aches
and pains ! know no equal.D
George E. Paddock,
Doniphan, No. d&H
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MIGHT HAVE BEEN

When Shakespeare said: Aye,
there's the rub" we do not know fol
certain if he was not thinking Of the
itch. But one thing we do know
and know it twenty years worth
Hunts Cure will absolutely and in.
fallibly cure any itching trouble that
ever happened to the human article
It's guaranteed. d &w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

Here is 4 mixture Of kingdoms, II not
Of metaphors. taken from a history ex.
animation paper: ''He stretched bis
sultry length beneath the eve trees
shade" away back as far as the time
Of Jack Cartier England sent her ships
into Hudson bay to trade beads and
muskets with the Indians for ivory of
the walrus troe."-Century.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14
THAT'S ITT

Cough yourself into a fit oi spasm'
end then wonder why you don't eel
WELL If you viii onlw try a bottle
of Ballard'a Horehound Syrup your
cough viii be a thing Of the past Il
is a positive cure for Coughs, Colds
Influenza, Bronchitis and al Pulmo-
nary diseases. One bottle win con.
vince you-at your druggist, 2bcs 81
c, s1.0O
Sold by Jas. Pettyjohn. d&N
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

well said the proprietor, Il see
YOU have at last sold that ugly hat we
expected to have on our hands"
Yes, replied the saleslady, II got q
middle aged woman to try It on yes
terday and thea told her that it woulu
not, Of course do for her because ii
was intended for very young won
rn.@
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Tho Sin Of Untrutb.

The absconding treasurer was OBJ.
served looking over the papers.
Dear me" he remarked, mournful-
" how sad that the newspaper men
will lie so. Here's three different
ones that have reported me as in at.
lanta. Denver and Portland at he
same time"
Nevertheless, upon reflection he dc.
eided not to try to set the public right
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

Cobb Webh.-Dr. Bismuth out "A
our town is the greatest health crank
I ever heard Of Why. do you know.
he win never buy any sausagea until
he has tested every link with 1 zsesho-
acope7
Webb Cobb.-Why does be do that,
pray7
Cobb Webb.-To hear whether shsy
grunt or bark.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

A man who can inherit one fortune.
and marry. another. and not be abso-
iutely extinguIshed. is . tremendous
gellow.-Puck.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

We hold this truth to Be self evident.
that al mel are created equal, but M
order 10 leave no possible room for
doubt about Il we insist upon the dress
coat at ail formal aiIairs-Puck.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-12-14

SIZE has Just returned from Mexi.
90 He says a Mexican burro is the
most aggrayatlngly stubborn thing on
earth"
"He Isn't married. Houston Post.