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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-05-01
Hnppiness ana hunger.

''My idea of perfect happiness" said
the seedy philosopher as he made his
fourth round trip to the free lunch
counter, ''is to be in a position to go
into the SWEETEST restaurant, put my
hand over the price list of the menu
and order what my taste dictates. ire
spective of the demurs of a diminished
wad."
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-05-01
schopenhauer on klnship.

Schopenhauer on NIhsHIp.
The source of all pleasure and delight
is the feeling of kinship. Even with the
sense of beauty it is unquestionably
our own species in the animal world,
and then again our own race, that ap-
pears to us the fairest. So, too, in in
tercourse with others, every man shows
a decided preference for those who re-
semble him, and a blockhead will find
the society of another blockhead in
comparably more pleasant than that of
any number of great minds put to-
gether.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-05-01

In jiffy time, with little ado, at
trifiing cOst-the "JoURNAL Little Ad"
way of getting and selling things. See
page 8.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-05-01

Ida Lewis.
A catboat was capsized in 1854 near
Lime Rock lighthouse, Newport, r. l.,
and four young men were left strug-
Cling in the cold waves of a choppy
sea. Keeper Lewis was not at home.
and his sick wife could do nothing.
but their daughter Ida, twelve years
old, rowed out in small boat and
saved the men. During the next thir-
ty years she rescued nine others at va
rious times. Her work was done with
out assistance and showed skill ana
endurance fully equal to her great
courage.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-05-01
His Own Idea.


Little Ted Brown was strenuous
lad and had formed the not unusual
habit of kicking and humping his play
mates.
One day his mother found him not
only kicking and pounding one Of his
friends, but even splitting on him.
She was dumfounded at this and,
taking Ted into the house, said to him.
lied, l don't know what to make Of
you l think the devil has got into
your head and taught you this kicking
and striking and splitting"
Ted getting more indignant every
second, looked up at his mother and
said:
"Well, the devil may have taught me
the kicking and striking, but this here
splitting is my own -Lippincott's.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-05-01

Never Saw Him Before.
l was crossing on an Atlantic liner
once when the sea was. very rough apd
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11
Notice..

For Ellensburg and KltLlLas Va".,:
"A company has been tormed al 81 .
city for the purpose of advertising
city and valley. This compan, .p'
sists of men who have beeu III DL..n 80,
in this city and state for d long ulmc,
and because for that reason they know
what thfs county and city's future is,
and because of that they will surely
advertise both to the extent OF the
merits of both. The company CONSISTS
of S. G. Boedcner, u. " Il 'tlp:c>
and II. Nj. Goodwin, al so1. .p'h
trade or rent, OF tIri. ,r'
all GA Cua.n LIl ~, CO.. .'
honest, tar aod prompt service.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11

For sale-HOuse and lot GA ~ - .
between Second and Third V.r =
tee deed and abstract inru'..'
Mark Hebron, owner.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11

A good work horses; 3 sets vi har
ness; new wagon: l two-seated sure.
almost new; and, l saGule.
E. q. GRIN DItOU
Phone, Farmers SOL. ii
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11

NOTICE-Tne undersigned has leased
the j. b. Foga.ty ranch for hunting
purposes. Intruders will be prosecuted
54tf II. G. MCNEIL.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11
AT TIL
OWL
DRUG
STORE.

Parties having in their possession
cattle marked and branded rs follows:
left ear, wattle> on left side of neck or
jaw, will please notify Ralph Dav', ar
Ellensburg. 6S Is
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11
NOTICE
A GUARANTEED CURE FoR PILES.

Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles.
Druggists refund money il PAZO OINTMENT
fails to cure any case, no matter OF how long
case and rest. SOC. If your druggist hasn't IL
send 5Oc in stamps and it will be forwarded post
paid by Paris Medicine Co., ST. Louis Mo.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11

!, .oA oALE-A few choice sc. black
'ca and Columbian Wyandotte
@'fels' Must be sold to make room
" '%'og stock. Prices reasonable.
Mrs. j. L. LEuNER
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11

HAS STOOD THE TEST rs YEARS
The old. original GROVES TasIeleLs ChL.
Tonic. You know what you are taking. IL ~
ron and quinine in tastess form. n" 'u''
no pay. Soc.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11

So~ss 80 sS.x".s.-.s sssS.Ss~-
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-01-11

r s 'rIv'oY
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
WILL DISCUSS THE
COMMISSION PLAN
New Method of Municipal Government
to Be Subject at Convention of
Illinois Mayors.

At a meeting of the executive COM
mittee of the Illinois Mayors assOcia-
ton Saturday at Chicago plans were
made for the annual convention of the
association, which was organized here
a year ago, and of which George w.
McCaskrin is the president. The pro
gram of the convention will include d
discussion of the commission plan of
government at Houston, Texas, and an
invitation has been extended to the
president of the Houston commission
to be present. An invitation has also
been extended to Governor Deneen to
attend and lead discussion of the
deep waterway project. A general in
vitation is to be extended to heads of
city departments, particularly city en-
gineers and street superintendent, to
be present. Mayor Holland of Bloom
ington has assured the association of
his cooperation in making the conven.
ton a success. The meeting is to be
held there Sept. 13 and IA.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
EGAN WINS TITLE
FOR FOURTH Time
Chicago Golfer Easily Defeats Jones CT
Wheaton for the West
ern Championship.

Wheaton, H., Aug 12-H. Chandler
Egan of EXmoor Saturday won the
western amateur golf championship fo-
the fourth time by defeating Jones of
Wheaton UP and 4 to play. Egan
was never down in the match He tool;
the lead at the second hole in the
morning play. Jones squared tn
match at the fifth hole. but Egan tool;
the lead again in the seventh, which
he won in four and after that held the
advantage. He finished the first eigh
teen holes 3 up. Egan won the fir,t
two holes in the afternoon play. Jones
played better golf after being almost
hopelessly behind and won the 23rG
25th and 2Sth holes. reducing Egan'
to 2 up, but Egan won the next three
holes and took the match champion
ship by halving the S2nd hole in four.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
.EGAN IS COMING
Western Golf Champion tx
pected for Invitation Tour
nament Here.
WILL BE BIG DRAWING CARD
Other Chicago Stars Say They Will
Take Part AIso-Course in Shape
For Low Records.

The invitation tournament of the
Rock Island Arsenal Golf club, which
begins Thursday. will bring many OF
the crack golfers here. 1t is almost
certain that Chandler Egan will come.
Egan won the title of western cham
piOn last week in Chicago. He has
figured with the very best in all tour
naments in late years. The title of
national champion has been his twice,
and he has won the western champion
ship four times in the last six years.
Bruce Smith. another of the Chicago
cracks. has telegraphed friends in this
city that he will be here, as will Ken.
meth and Donald Edwards, and Ned
Sawyer also. Warren X. Wood and w
f. Howland, Jr, will very likely com
pete.
With such representatives from Chi
cago it will be very hard for local
players TO defend their laurels. The
course is in good condition, and it is
expected that the playing will be much
faster than it was during the Trans
mississippi.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
FROM BROTHER
John D. Rockefeller Receives a
Most Scathing Denun-
citation.
MORE PROMISED LATER
Declares Oil Magnate Would Not he
Allowed to Remain in America
Were all Known TO Public.

Chicago, Aug. 12.-(Special Dispatch
to Tribune Frank ROckefeller's de-
nunciatiOn of John d. Rockefeller as
monster, merciless in his greed, and
pitileSs in his cold. inhuman passions. e.
comes as the startling climax of a sen
satiOnal lifelong feud between the two
brothers.
In few weeks, or months" declar-
ed Frank Rockefeller, Il will be ready
TO tell a story that will amaze and hor.
rify the whole world.
when | make John DIS true life
history public he added ''the country
will be too warm for it's richest citi
zen.
Says People Would Stone Him.
1T will not be safe for John d. t.
appear in the streets of any American
city. He would be stoned by the peo
pie. Nothing but flight to some for
eign land will save his life when the
whole mOnstrous truth is known
Frank Rockefeller's startling ar
raignment of his brother came out -
a result of chance remark by DR.. Fl
f. Bigger of Cleveland. the Rockefel
Ter family physician, who said a few
days ago that John d. Rockefeller
now GS and actually husky" Shout
"outlive his father, now 81
These words of Mr. Rockefeller
| doctor definitely establish the fact thai
William A. Rockefeller. father of tht
richest man in the world. is alive. The
question arises, where is he?
His Father Kept In Hiding.
Only four persons hold the secre
of old William A. ROckefeller's place
of concealment-his children, John d
William, Frank. and Mrs. Mary Rud
and they absolutely refuse to reveal il
There is reason to believe that many
! years ago William \. Rockefeller
| changed his name, turned his bac!
upon wife and family and somewher'
! in the middle west established a nev
! home In this place it is certain hi
| identity as the father of John u
| Rockefeller is unsuspected.
Grave Reasons for His SecIusion.
Early in the search Frank Rockefel
Ter. John DIS youngest brother, in a
interview stated that his father wa
not only alive hut in good health, tha
his whereabouts was Il secret, and tha
there were grave reasons why this Sc
cret must not now be divulged. Bh
Frank Rockefeller went further. II
spoke of a time coming when h
would make public simultaneously TIL
true life history of his brother, job
ID. and the secret of his fathers Gov
dition and whereabOut.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
Still IN DANCER
Residents of Casa Blanca Re.
ouire Constant Protection
of French Ships.
ARABS KEEP UP ATTACK
Region SWarms With Tribesmen Who
Show Reckless Disregard of
Machine Guns.

Paris, Aug 12.-The official news re-
ceived from Tangier yesterday showed
a serious condition of affairs still eX
listing. The region around Casa Blanca
Is sWarming with thousands of fanaL.
ical tribesmen who. mounted on superb
horses, are swooping down incessantty
upon the French forces, but are neyC.
able to drive home their attack:
against the whitening fire of the troops
The reckless courage of the tribesmen
is attested by the manner III which
they return to the OnslauShts.
Attacks at Casa BIanca.
In two wireless dispatches dated
Saturday night, Rear Admiral Phil
bert. commanding the second French
naval division. reports attacks Friday
night and Saturday afternoon at Casa
Blanca. The latter the admiral de.
scribes as heavy, but quite brilliantly
repulsed." Two of his men were
wounded. He reports also that many
horses are approaching the Mazagan
coast. and that the city OF Mazagan Is
threatened.
The cruiser Du Chayla has been sen;
to Saffis and Mogador, from where the
admiral anXiously awaits news. He
reports that calm reigns at Rabat.
May send Algerian Troops.
Algiers, Aug. 12.-The commander OF
the French troops here has received
orders to he prepared TO send battal
ion Of sharpshooters and section pi
his artillery to Morocco at a moment.
notice
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
News Service Suffers
Through WaIkout at
Des Moines.
TIEUP THROUGH EAST
President Small indicates In
tentlon of Calling Out All
Members of Union.
DEMANDS OF UNION.

That the standard of wages be
fixed, and that the increase of 10
per cent granted to some of the op-
orators last March be given TO all.
That clerks and other employees
be remunerated more literally.
That eight hours constitute a day.
time trick"
That seven hours constitute a split
day and night trick"
That seven hours constitute day
for extra work.
That no trick" shall be divided
into more than two parts.
That no telegrapher be compelled
to work more than>four and onc-half
hours without being allowed 80 min
utes for lunch.
That a reasonable time for extra
reliefs be allowed.
That the companies furnish type
writing machines to telegraphers in
the operating departments.
That all sliding scales, so-caIled,
De dboliShed.
The terms of the settlement ar
ranged by Commissioner of Labor
NeilI, and which the men ailege the
companies have violated, are:
No discrimination shall be shown
against union operators.
The 10 per cent increase shall
be fairly enforced.
If an operator cannot settle any
grievance with officials of the COM
pany, he may submit it to board
of arbitrators.
Any operator may apply for an
adjustment of a grievance to the
officials of the company, either in
person or through a committee Of
the company's employees.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
GETS ANOTHER CRUEL JOLT
Government Sues Standard Oil Com
pany for $4,000 Duty.

Manila, Aug. 12.-The attorney gen.
eral has been instructed by the depart
ment of justice at Washington to file
suit against the Standard Oil company
to recover $4,000 import duty on an
old claim dating back to the time when
the, military turned over the govern
ment to the civil authorities. The
amount represents the difference be
tween the Dingley rate and the present
tariff.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
La CROSSE is hit
Furious Windstorm Does Great
Damage to Wisconsin City
Early in Morning.
BUILDINGS SUFFER MUCH
Havoc Wrought on the River and Sew
eraI Drownings are Reported
Trees Blown Down.

Milwaukee Wis. Aug. PA SEMI
mel special from La Crosse, Wis, says:
The worSt-tornatb5 ever cXperienc.
ed within the city Of La Crosse swept
through the city at s O'Clock yesterday
morning and in Il minutes had done
an enormous amount of damage. There
have been greater storms in this vicin-
ity within the last few years, many OF
them causing damage to property. but
until yesterday the city was untouche3
Yesterday the storm worked great
havoc to factories. residences
churches. electric companies and laio
low thousands of the most beneficial
shade trees, making the walks in places
impossible. The tornado was accom-
panied by a furious rain.
Many Boats Swnmped.
"The greatest alarm was caused when
the savage twisting wind struck the
water and the frail pleasure craft OF
it. In many cases the boats werc
swamped. the inmates being throw
into the water and obliged to swim &
the shore In other cases the Occu
pants of the boats. unable TO get tt
shore with them because of the wind
abandoned them and leaping into tn,
water swan for shore. There are re
ports of drownings and one witness
claims to have seen Il boat cOntaining
two men overturn and go down will
its passengers, but there has as We
been no confirmation of these reports.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
Leader OF Korean Hague
Deputation Sentenced
to Die.
PRISON FOR OTHERS
Japanese Troops Killed In At
tempt to Disarm Native Sol
dlers Near ChemuIpO.

Seoul, Aug. 12.-The Korean s,I-
pIeme court has passed sentence upon
members of The Hague deputation.
vi Sang Sol has been condemned to
be hanged. vi Wi Chow ana vi Chun
were sentenced to imprisonment for
life.
Resist Being Disarmed.
A company of IS Japanese troops
with two machine guns had five men
killed and five wounded last night on
landing at Kang Wha island II miles
north of Chemulpo for the purpose OF
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
CONTRACTORS FAIL PEARY, WHO
ABANDONS HIS TRIP TO ARCTIC

ed MednOsa, is reported to be raiding
farms and stealing horses and cattle in
the vicinity of Camajuani, in the prov
incc of Santa Clara. Governor Magoon,
with the intention of making a severe
example of the raiders, last night order
ed Captain Edmund Whittenmyer of
the 9TH infantry, the agrarian officer in
charge of the rurals in Santa Clara. to
spare no means to bring in all the
members of the band, dead or alive.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12

and the national officers cannot con
troll them. what guarantee can you
give me that any adjustment satisrac-
tory to You Will he accepted by the
men on strike? | am entirely at your
service and willing 10 do all in my
power to assist you in bringing about
4 fair settlement of this controversy.
VIII YOU advise me definitely and
specifically what is the demand TO,
which the strike has occurred and
upon what terms you would take the
Responsibility Of ordering locals back.
CHARLES p. NELL"
Seven Out at Montgomery.
Montgomery, Aug. 12-Seven opar-
atCrs of the Western Union struck
this morning.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
STEAMERS CRASH
AND ONE is SUNK
Four Drown When Vessel Loaded With
Stone Strikes Passenger Steam
er off Long Island.

New York. Aug. 12.-The schooner
Myroneas with a load of granite was
sunk in the middle of Long Island
sound early today in a collision with
the Neptune line steamer Tennessee.
-Four members of the Myroncas' crew
were drowned Passengers of the
Tennessee were taken off by the
steamer Maine and brought to New
York. The Tennessee was not much
damaged.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
Gasoline Plow.

A gasoline driven plow was put to
work in field near Beloit, Mo-, re-
Gently, tie first of its kind in that
part of the state. says the Kansas City
Journal. Twelve or fifteen years ago
most of them were debating whether it
was safe for the women folks to use
gasoline cook stoves in summer.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
NEW HAWAIIAN SECRETARY
Ernest Motts Smith Appointed to Va
cant Place

oyster Bay, L. l., Aug. 12.-President
Roosevelt has appointed Ernest A.
Motifs Smith of Hawaii to be secretary
of Hawaii Mr.. Smith was recommend
ell for the place by Governor Grcar and
by the retiring secretary. Mr.. Atllin-
son. Governor Grear and Secretary
Mott Smith will assume office Aug. Is.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
Tie In Saturdays Match.

Louis Grilk and Wilson McClelland
tied for the mems handicap golf cup
Saturday on the Rock Island arsenal
links. Each made a gross of 90, and
with a handicap of 1G, turned in n, the
lowest net of the day Ardo Mitchell
rounded the course in '79, the best
gross score of the day. Scores:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
BABY REBELLION In CUBA
Twelve Men Under Former Official are
Raidinq Farms.

Havana. Aug. IA band of II arm
ed men. mostly negroes, under the
command of former captain of police
under the Palma administration, NAM
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12

Unfinished-Victor Littig, G. NJ Bech-
tel. G. II. Baker, H. C. Wylie. F. E.
Leavens. II. a. Barnard. Charles Ebert,
F. B. Hayward, NJ. Rothschild, J. W.
Bollinger, F. w. Mueller, ]. L. Thatch-
er, Francis Baker.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
TELEGRAPH STRIKE CROWS:
ROCK ISLAND is affected


General Manager Melville E. Stone
They demand that night operators be
paid S35 per week and day men $50.
The scale now is $295C for night men
and S25 for day men. Stone has beel
given until : o'clock this evening to
reply to the demand. and failure to ac-
cede to it will result in the Associated
Press operators quitting their keys.
Railroad 1Ien Restless.
The operators for the railroads are
also very restless and it would surprise
no one if they joined the commercial
telcgraphcrs in their strike. Clashes
over sending messages for the Western
Union are said to have occurred ami
the feeling is not the best.
Nay Drag in Telephones.
Thirty-fve skilled telephone ope.-
atOrs, employed by the American Tel
phone and Telegraph company at its
long distance Office here, decided to
Iprepare demands for a wage increase
and better working conditions with al
ultimatum that unless they are con
cedod by next Wednesday a strike VIII
follow. This would result in paralysis
of the long distance telephone lines.
Vote Against Strike.
Chicago Aus. f2-New York anI
Boston locals of the teIegraphers'
union yesterday administered 4 checl,
to the rapid spread of the strike by
voting against a walkout at this time.
President Samuel Small declared
that unless 4 settlement was expected
before then he would issue an order
for q general strike tomorrow.
As a result of the intervention Of
national labor leaders and Commissions
er of Labor NeilI a conference will be
held in Chicago as soon as President
Small can reach the city to discuss tha
submittal of the dispute to a board of
arbitration.
Ready Ia Arbitrate.
In telegram to Commissioner NeiH
President Small guaranteed the imme-
diatc return of the strikers to work #
assured that the government would IN.
dertake to arbitrate the questions &:
issue.
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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-12
DEATH CAME BEFORE
COUSIN GOT LETTER
John j. Lane, Newspaper Man, Dies
While His Missive Awaits Mr..
McEniry's Arrival Home.

John J. Lane, political editor of the
Chicago lntcr-Ocean for several years
and well known newspaper man. diel
suddenly at Ramona park. just outside
the city limits of St. Louis SATURDAY..
1t is believed that heat caused his
death. Mr.. Lane was visiting the parn
with relatives and during the after
noon rowed on the lake. He left the
boat and sat under a tree for few
minutes to cool off. Suddenly he fell
forward dead.
Mr.. Lane was accounted the best
posted man on republican politics in T.
linois. He was formerly Springfield
correspondent of the Inter-Ocean AM
was we'll known to all politicians of
the state. He was cousin of Hon.
William McEniry of this city and fire.
quently visited in Rock Island.
OF late he had been engaged in the
preparation of a history of the early
newspapers of Illinois and the sudden.
ness of his death was brought home b.
the following letter which Mr. Nc
Entry found waiting him yesterday on
MS return from the south:
Chicago. Aug 5, 1907.
Hon. William McEniry.
Rock Island, III.
Dear Cousin William:
am seeking information as to news
papers that were published in the
early days of Illinois Would you be
kind enough to ask some of your local
newspaper friends whether they know
of anything in the shape of book
pamphlet, historical society proceed
ings, addresses, souvenir editions, old
documents. or anything of that sort
that could give me information about
the early newspapers of the state. Also
ask them to send me anything of II
terest about their own papers, when
founded, by whom, politics. changes n
ownership and so on. Any information
you can get for me along this line, vii
be thankfully appreciated
Give my regards to all the friends
and relatives.
| Affectionately, your cousin,
! JOHN ]. LANE.