Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-10-18

+ ATCaiSON GLOBE SIGHTS.


has been drlnklnS 100 hluCh Tor years.
He knew he was drinking too much.
and his friends often spoke To him
about it. But he paid no attention; and
now he has lost his position. 1t always
comes. For a time people are Chart
able with a drinking man, but ruin
always ONE People dislike Il drink
ing man. and will not do business with
him. And the wonderful part OF II IL
that SO many men will continue drink
ing when they know ruin is inevitable,
years ago In h frontier country
where this reporter lived, there was Il
religious community known as Holy
Zionists When -he Holy Zionists Sc
cured a pastor that none liked, they
thought they had a useful and holy
man. and kept him, but a popular
preacher was soon discharged. The
HOLY Zionists didn't believe in anything
pleasant.
4 mar and his wife and six children
have beer waiting all day at the depot,
They arrived early this morning ana
expected a MAJ living north or town
to meet them, they expected 10 VISIT
the man living north of town. we Goh
blame the man living north OF town
for not showing up.
IL an unmarried man complains to
his girl of the hot weather she makes
him an iced lemonade, but let him com
plain after he is married n she will
tell him he ought TO be thankful he
hasn't q corset on.
Every day we meet a man who is
certainly fifteen years older than we
are. and he says: when men become
as old as we are. il makes a differ
ence. etc. And we don't like him 10
talk that way.
Bill Moore is always telling how he
worked like "A slave, and that he has
worked so long he can't quit. We ave
worked a long time too, but we'd have
no difficulty in quitting IL we had o
chance.
1t is said that when a man tells the
same stories day after day, it is a sign
he is growing old. All men, whether
young or old, tell the same stories day
after day.
We don't know much about running
a sometimes we are dis
posed to believe we don't know as
much as critics who were never in the
business.
A man takes more credit To his sex
when he walks the noor one night with
the baby, than Il woman takes to her
sex, when she supports the whole fam.
lily.
People do fool things for years anG
know 1t. We never heard anyone de
fend the habit of drinking intoXicants
yet HOW manly PCopit ildNt Nlit lldbIN
There are SO many ways of killing q
friendship: One is expecting something
of your friend, and another is being
perfectly frank with him.
How much charity there is for tht
thoroughly worthless n useless man
And how sharp the criticism of the met
who are decent and useful.
Pick up a few bits of informatio!
every day, take care Of your health anC
live "a long fine and Nsp11 win kt,nN- q,
whole lot before you die.
Why are farm hands so scarce one
farmer gave this solution today: I'VE
pay them so much that it takes hall
their time to spend it,"
Il frankly confess said a citiza'
to an editor, that hate YOU. not b.
cause you abrse me, but because 70.
have not praised me-"
Almost every n~eighborhood has Il
neighbors who com In just at mea
time and sit and watch every bite 20.
put in your mouth.
Everyone complains that in his lin
Of business there are more things th4
must be done at once than in any othe
business on earth.
Perhaps One reason the women out
live the men is that they are so self
sacrificing at meal time they don't gel
enough to eat.
People give lots OF excuses I'm "re.
gretting' a party invitation. but there
is only one reason they do not go
Don't want to.
An AtChison man said today: Il wa
awake half of last night owing to tn
heat, and awake the other half owinc
to c~higgers."
This Is what a corset does for n fa1
woman; Take it off her and put heI
in a Mother Hubbard and she looksI like
her mother.
Gubiect for dicnYSCiop of tbo
meeting of the Shannon Literary ga
ciety: Resolved, That a man is usua!
ly guilty"
Everyone VITO has had his share
LIES responsibility and cares has
deep hatred for that word 'vlva
Cious.'
Every young man is full O.
Schemes" Every old man has trie,
= lot of scenes and lost confidence II
them.
If you have a scheme. keep IT @
Ice until cooler weather. Don't Civ
people a chance to turn it dow
now
when people long for someone VIII
understands them. they mean VII
understands them as their mothc
did.
When "A boy shakes hands he use
his left hand, and when he Is give
a nickel he forgets to say thank yor
Nhen a TREND otfendS you, he u
uaIly says he hasn't done anything
that the trouble is, you are peculiar
Was today so bad? Yet at one tiur
it was q Ear off tomorrow. and yo
lay awake nights and dreaded it.
The man who makes loans at "A ban
should be a man of correct judgment
TO say nothing of iron nerve.
A properly a~ppreciative man meet
a new reason every hour for benz
grateful that he is not a woman.
II 4 man own a small horse, you
can make him mad by referring TO 81
as a pony" i'm his presence.
She other women are always say
ing OF another woman. who is devoted
TO her husband, lis a fool"
Ever notice the majority of peop.,
who ride on the cars look as thougI
they could afford the trip?
When a poor man gets hurt, how his
kin squirm around, trying to get rid O.
taking care OF him!
Put a fence around every daughte
but make II several bars higher Il
she is impulsive.
The tendency lately has been very
decidedly toward a little less work and
a little more pay.
We are all anxious to be on the safr
side. The trouble lies I'm finding which
is the safe side.
If o must exaggcrate, clotho
your fault with grace nv eyaposrntiuo (