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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-15
Never Saw Him Before.

Never Saw Him Before.
l was crossing on an Atlantic liner
once when the sea was very rough and
nearly all the passengers were seasick.
PatroIling the promenade deck one
| day. came across a lady in reclin-
ing chair in the very extremity Of pros
! tration. BY her side was the figure Of
| a man in collapse from the same dis
order. his head resting in the lady's
! lap.
As she seemed to be otherwise quite
!, alone, ventured to address her, say
ing:
Madam, can / be Of any assist
anceT
She feebly shook her head for an
swer, being apparently too far gone
for speech.
But" went on, surely must do
something for you. 1t seems you are
| unattended, since your husband ap-
pears to be in greater distress than
yourself" =
The lady murmured with the utmost
abandon Of weakness and Indifference
HE Is not my husband; never saw
! him before in my lifev'
| His Own Idea.
Little Ted Brown was a strenuous
| lad and had formed the not unusual
| habit Of kicking and humping his play
| mates.
One day his mother found him not
| only kicking and pounding one of his
| friends, but even splitting on him.
| She was dumfounded at this and,
taking Ted into the house, said to him
Tied, l don't know what to make Of
you l think the devil has got into
your head and taught YOU this kicking
and striking and spit%ng."
| Ted, getting more indignant every
second, looked up at his mother and
| said:
'Well, the devil may have taught me
the kicking and striking, but this here
! splitting is my own deav'-Lippincotr'
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-15
FOR SALE.

CUT FLOWERS-Chr ysanthemums,
Geraniums, Roses and Carnations
for sale at Wenatchee Greenhouse.
Angelo Vancello. If
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-15
Birthday Party.

Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Burger OF
Sage Brush Flat, gave party on
October &c, the occasion being the
21st birthday of their son Harry.
Guests from Waterville, Farmer and
Ephrata, as well as the surrounding
country were present to the number
of 81. Dancing was the principal
amusement His parents presented
him with handsome ring, while
friends made him many other pres
ents.-Press, Waterville.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-15
li2nf'ord.

Now is the time to visit Hanfo:d
| will leave with a party of land
seekers, going over to Hanford next
Wednesday, Nov. 90. Come in AID
get particulars. Office upstairs,
Columbia Valley Bank building.
D. GENSINGER,
East Wenatchee Land Man.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-15
DENTISTS

DIR. HUTCHINSON, dentist, over We
natchee Furniture Co. Phone Frs
9S1.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-15
Notice of Dissolution of Partnership

Notice is hereby given that the ull-
dersigned have mutually agreed to
dissolve the partnership business
known as the Wenatchee Blacksmith
Co. Mr.. R. T. Woodruff will con-
tinue the business at No. IA Orondo
avenue. He will collect all accounts
owing to said firm and pay all bills
owed by them.
L. o. HALL
11-16 R. T. WOODRUFF.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-15
PROFESSIONAL, CARDS
PHYSICIANS

DIR. A. 4. KAUPP, Office and 5
First National Bank building. Of
flee phone 456. Residence phone.
1441 If
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
DRAWBACK TO THE GAME.

The fracas at the ball game Satur-
day in which Umpire Gardner put
about half of the Button team on the
retired list, offers striking evidence of
one of the weak points in the way our
national game is played at present
There is entirely too much rowdyism
mixed with the game. The players
seem to feel that they must do their
best to win at any cost and do not hes
itate to use decidedly unfair means to
obtain their end. An umpire's decis-
ion is final when once made and no
amount of complaining can change it.
Yet in every game played here this
year several players have raised cain
about some decision of the umpire
and have delayed the game while they
went on the field to argue about it.
Aside from the unsportsmanlike ma
ture of such senseless arguments, the
continual delay to the game is
source OF vexation to the spectators.
They go to a base ball game to be
amused by clean cut sport and do not
appreciate the pugilistic encounters
that are often part of the game.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
The "Sinnple" Young Man.

Count Nigra was originally minor
official at Piedmont, his chief occupa-
ton being to arrange the books and
documents in the registry. One even
ing Count Cavour asked the director
of the registry if he could lend him
one of his clerks TO accompany him
to Paris. 1.-THE only one 1 have" said
the director, lis the young man at the
top of the ladder; he is, however, very
simple and inexperienced" THAT
does not matter at ALL" said Cavour;
1.-The stupider the better" Nigra
Travelled with Cavour to PariS as his
secretary. After some days Cayour
said, Tonight / must compose note
to the powers; it will. however, be late
when l return, but you must remain
up for me- Upon Cavour'S return he
found the note already written. He
read 1T as composed by Nigra without
altering it. This is well, young man."
he said but how is 1t that you were
described to me as simpler" Nigra
answered, "Excellency, no one has
hitherto demanded any intelligence
from me-" Cs+our said, You have
decided talent for diplomacy, and 1
shall keep you in my service."-St.
James Gazette.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
-.... -. aea Shirss.

The most popular uniform of its day
perhaps of any day-in Europe was
the Garibaldcan shirt. whose prosait
origin was little suspected by its ador
ers. In note to Mr. Trevelyan's
"GaribG.di's Defense of the Roman
Republic" this origin is explained b,
Admiral Wilmington Ingram. who was
in Montevideo in 1916. when and where
the uniform was first assumed: Its
adoption was caused by the necessity
of clothing as economically as posi-
bic the newly raised Garibaldean le
gion. A liberal offer having beer
made to the government to sell at re
duced prices q stock of red wooler
shirts that had been intended for the
Buenos Ayres market-now closed
through the blockade-it was thought
too good n chance to be neglected, and
the purchase was therefore effected
These goods had been intended to be
worn by those employed in the sala-
deros, or great Strengthening and salt
ing establishments for cattle at En-
senada and other places in the Argen-
tine provinces, as they made good win
ter clothing. while by their color they
disguised in a measure the bloody work
the men had in hand."-London T. P's
Weekly
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02


The United States consul of Birming
ham, England, tells this story: -
farmer noticed customers in the gro
GERS shop picking over the celery Il
find the best looking punches, and il
occurred TO him TO take more pains
with his celery and see if it would
bring better price. He bought some
pink tape and tied the celery with Ii
In neat punches and found that il sold
quickly and brought more money. Aft
er that he marketed all his produce In
the most attractive manner. putting la
bells on his fruit basket with the name
Of me variety. wiping his apples. Sc
lecting and labelling his tomatoes. al
ways treating his fruit and vegetables
as II they were worthy of distinction
The fame Of his produce grew, he en-
larged his business and became a
wealthy man, all because of the pink
tape on the celery"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
CHAUTAUQUA ENDS;
A SUCCESS FROM
EVERY STANDPOINT
CONTINUED From Page one.)

Salt Lake City, Utah has made him a
national character, spoke at the chau-
tauqua Sunday afternoon and his eff
fort was really one of the events of
the entire session. Judge Brown took
for his subject, Law and the Child.
and showed how in Utah the child
criminal is handled not as hardened
law breaker but as an infant. who is
the creature of his environments.
Judge Brown spoke in a loud. clear
voice and all of the large audience
could hear plainly his words. Touch
es of humor and pathos from real life
added much to the address.
The speaker explained how the ju-
venile court originated in Illinois,
growing out of the unsatisfactory con-
dition of having children arraigned in
court alongside of hardened criminals
whose influence cast a shadow over
the lives of the young offenders.
Judge Brown discussed the inconsis-
tency of Furnishing boys who commit
crimes and not persuming that these
same boys have capacity for contract
in debts, signing notes and getting
married. In each of the latter cases
boy must have his fathers consent
to make the action legal. Utah, ac-
cording to Judge Brown has seen the
fallacy of such an Interpretation of the
law and had legislated so that now it
is impossible for any child under IS
wears to commit a crime
Here the speaker presented a num-
Der of hypothetical cases and showed
how they would be handled according
to his way of doing things. Judge
Brown said that for n long time he
had trouble in handling Juveniles as
he desired but finally the supreme
court sustained him, declaring that
juvenile court was not a criminal
court but court of equity.
Utah now has three courts-civil,
criminal and delinquent. Judge Brown
showed how under the last named
court many children are now taken
from their parents and made wards
of the state. thus tending to develope
a type of citizenship that would not
be possible under the old system.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
PALFREY FOR DINNER.
II Was Not HorsefIesh, However, That
Or. johnson Ate.


DR. Johnson in his journal mentions
the interesting fact that he had on n
certain day had ''palfrey for dinner"
Now, these three words have caused
not a little trouble to the critics. and
for this reason, that they know not
what palfrey really is. 1t has been
suggested that palfrey is clerical err
ror made by the doctor himself for
pastry, but the doctor wrote so legibly
and there is so much difference be-
tween the words palfrey and pastry
that this position is not at all tenable.
Palfrey is defined in Johnson's cele-
brated dictionary as "a small horse fit
for ladies'" and some have thought
that the doctor (whose feats as a
trencherman were notorious) may have
broken a record on the day in question
and disposed of a small horse. All
these and other conjectures are wrong,
and we will proceed TO give the correct
explanation
The word palfrey sometimes PAM
frey by the interchange of | and m) is
still in use among the rustics of Scot
land and the north of Ireland and
means young cabbages when they first
come to table in the spring. Such cab
bages have not begun TO CLOSE" or be-
come solid in the center. TheY are
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
A Curious Embrocation.

Rattlesnake oil is preserved and pre-
pared very carefully for use as lini-
ment in some parts OF thc world.
Rheumatism and sore joints are the
ailments In which IL In chiefly en-
ployed. The fat is taken from the
dead reptile and laid upon cloth In
the hot sun. from which the filtered
oil drips into a jar. From fear that
the reptile may be bitten itself the
clear oil is tested by dropping a por-
ton of IL into milk. If IL floats In one
giobule n is regarded as unaffected.
If IL breaks into beads and curdles the
milk IL is Judged TO he poisonous and
thrown away.-Montreal Standard.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
A Good Medicine.

Laughter not only gains friends. but
it's n good medicine-keeps the eyes
bright, the heart light and increases
the number of red corpuscles. Per-
haps that Is the reason one sees so few
fashionable people laughing. They arc
cultivating blue blood.
A man who was very Ill was visited
by his doctor. one of those lugubrious
creatures. about as cheerful as a tomb
stone. He assumed the properly de-
jected air and inquired OF the sick
man where his friends were in case
they need be notified and asking IL he
had any last request.
Yes, one" the patient answered fes-
bly,.
What is it,"
Il wish / had another doctor."-st.
Louis Republic
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
GREAT RESULTS AND GOOD WORK
CONTINUES.
Root Juice Has Proved Its Great Mer-
it to Many.

Root Juice Has Proved Its Great Mer-
it to Many.
Many people of Richmond, as else
where, are no longer incredulous, they
are simply amazed at the results OBJ
tanned from Root Juice. When the
remedy was firpt introduced to this
community and SO many were being
benefited by few doses, 1T was gen.
orally thought that the medicine would
only give temporary relief, but as time
passes and many that were ailing are
no longer complaining, but are advis-
ing their sick friends to try Root Juice,
confidence in the great medicine is be-
coming positive. Root Juice makes
SO many remarkable cures by removing
a few causes and giving nature a
chance 1t tones and heals the stom-
ach. bowels. liver and kidneys: it Gre
ates a healthy appetite. and by its ton
ing action on the blood-making and
blood filtering organs. good, rich
blood is made to nourish every weak
part of the body If your stomach.
bowels. liver or kidneys are out of or
der. they will be pleased to tell you
all about it at Luken's drug store. Root
Juice 81 a bottle. 1t has proved all
that is claimed for 1t.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
MET WHILE MEMBERS OF THE TAFT PARTY.

Mrs. Charles Palmer, who was Miss
Katrina Wright, daughter of Luke E.
Wright, retiring ambassador to Japan,
whose marriage took place few days
Mr.. Palmer is vice-president of the In
ternational bank at Manila. He met
his fiance in Manila, when she accom-
panied the Taft party on the trip TO
the Orient which resulted in the mar
rage of Miss Alice Roosevelt to Mr..
Nicholas Longworth.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
BIRD FLIGHT.
Some Curious Facts About The Size
Of Wings and Bodies.

of Wings and Bodies.
In the attempt to discover some uni
versal law of bird flight scientists have
disclosed concerning n number of spe-
cies a most puzzling paradox, perhaps
the most mysterious of the enigmas
that the subject presents. 1t is that in
a number of birds and insects the size
of the wings decreases in proportion to
the increase in size of the body of the
flying creature. The Australian crane,
for instance, weighs over 800 times
more than the sparrow, but in proper
ton has only one-seventh the wing
area of the smaller bird.
This curious fact is equally striking
If we compare birds with insects. IL
the gnat were increased in size until II
was as large as the Australian crane
and if the wings of the insect were
enlarged to maintain the proportion
they now bear to its body they would
be about 80 times larger than the
cranes.
1t requires 3.62 square feet of wing
area per pound to float the bank swal-
low, but to sustain the tawny vulture,
a monstrous bird in comparison, re-
quires only .6S of square foot of
wing surface per pound of body. The
albatross, weighing eighteen pounds,
has a spread of wing of eleven feet
six inches, while the trumpeter swan,
weighing twenty eight pounds, has a
spread of wing of only eight feet. The
stork weighs eight times more than
the pigeon, but in proportion has only
half as much wing surface.-Every-
body's Magazine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
MASONIC CALENDAR

Richmond Commandery, stated meet
ing, September 2nd.
Richmond lodge F. and A. NJ, stat
ed meeting. September 3rd.
Webb lodge. F. and A. NJ, work first
degree, September 4th.
Wayne Council, Sept ). Stated
meeting.
Loyal Chapter. o. E. S., stated meet
ing, September 18th.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
MUSIC AT THE STATE FAIR.
Band Concerts Will be Features Morn
ina and Afternoon.

Band music will be one of the
choicest features at the state fair at
indianapolis during the week of Sept.
o. The Weber band, of Cincinnati.
one OF the finest concert organizations
of the west, will give two extensive
programs each day. some of them be-
fore the art building and the others
In the grandstand. Each of the Web
err programs will be three hours in
length and they will be made up en-
tirely of popular music.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02

A young wife called her husband on
the telephone TO tell him n tale or woe.
In tear choked accents she said: THAT
You, dearie? Wen. you know that love
ty chicken pie I made you-thnt horrld
old cat came in and ate IL up before I
could stop it,
He answered, Never mind, darling;
I'll get you another cat"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
ExcerienceG.

Have you made up your mind Just
what qualities you expect TO find in a
husband:" asked the matron-
Why, of course" answered the
maid.
TOO bad" commented the matron.
with sigh.
Why do you say THAR demanded
the maiden.
oh hate to see young girls disap-
pOintad" Sn:Ec-cd tslA saak=o3
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
Liz Gun,ntans

Maybe that boy OF yours will he
famous some day" said the friend
II shouldn't be surprised" answer
ed Farmer Corntossel: 'he does like Ia
wear curious clothes an say things
that sounds more surprisin' than sensL
ble."-Washington Star
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
Her Discharae.

why did you leave your last placeT
"Sure. worr discharged for dom
well, mum"
Discharged for doing welli Why,
where were youf"
Il worr In the horspital, num-
London Answers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
SICK HEADACHE.

This disease is caused by derange-
ment of the stomach. Take dose of
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab
lets to correct this disorder and the
sick headache will disappear. For sale
by A. G.. Luken e. Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02
Attack Of Diarrhoea Cured by One
Dose of ChamberIain's Collie, ChoI-
era and Diarrhoea Remedy.

| was so weak from an attack OF
diarrhoea that l could scarcely attqp1
to my duties, when / tooksh& A1@1
Chamberlain's Collie, Chole1 - Il ~
rhoea Remedy. 1t cured me entirely
and 1 had been taking other medicine
for nine days without rc1ief hearth
ly recommend. this 1smedy as being
the best to - o3ledge for bowel
complaints at<wart, of the firm
of Stewart ~ 5Greenville, Ala
For sale bysk uEen & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02

why do wolEen INSIST on going I
matinees for the sake of crying?" h.
inquired impatiently. Haven't they
enough trouble of their own
II don't know replied she. ''Why
do men insist on getting into a poker
game for the sake of experiencing q
new kir : &c fiI.s-r.s-el r-a-s-v7
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02

Why does tie proportional number
OF widows increase steadily? asks n
Swiss journal and gives in reply sew
eral reasons-men are engaged in more
hazardous occupations. they waste too
much time in tavrras drinking and
sQunbbiing oTcr ra{fra. and they gen
,4-.s,Sfs- -1~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02

generally spoken OF as early pamfrey"
and are considered luxury. DR.. John
son probably picked up the word from
his friend Boswell or from some other
Scotch acquaintance. - London Notes
and Queries
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02

Prosperity tries the human heart
with the deepest probe and brings
foT.li the hidden Observation-Disclosures.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-09-02

We are certainly exceIIing ourselves and
everybody else in the present quality OF Ar
buckles Ariosa Coffee.
No such quality of coffee
can be sold out of a bag, bin
or tin, or under any other
name by anybody in this town,
FOX anything near the same
price
That's a strong statement, but you can
take our word for it, ard we are the largest
dealers in coffee in the world. Another thing
the egg coating on ARIOSA COFFEE
does rot improve Its appearance but preserves
the flavor and aroma.
Remember that ARIOSA is,
not sold TO look at, but TO drink.
Complies with all the requirements of the
National Pure Food Law. Guarantee 2O4l
Filed at Washington.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1907-05-10
Observation-Disclosures
! County Correspondence.
Jonathan .


Jonathan, Miss, May l, 1907.
Dear Editor-As see no news from
this neighborhood | will write a few
items.
We are having quite lot OF rain
now and the farmers are having q
grand old time trying to get their
crops planted, but | guess all is well
that ends well. The transfers are
seeing some good times begging their
wagons and carts down and then
pulling them out again; as for the old
ladies they all have nice gardens and
the chicken market may look out as
the farmers wives are doing their
best on raising chickens this season.
Mr.. Tollman Cooley and dear wife
made visit to Mr.. E. w. L. Davis
Sunday past and enjoyed themselves
splendidly. His wife was welcomed
and loved by the family, as it was
their first acquaintance.
Jim Davis's new dwelling is just
about completed.
w. f. Hevatter and wife and little
GIRL have moved to the Jim Davis old
place, their little girl got her thigh
broken by forge falling on her the
first day Of April, she is getting
along all 0. X. but can't walk any
yet.
Another fine boy made his appear
ance on the 9th of March at the
home of J. H. Davis with which he
and his wife were both pleased, they
call him Walter Lee.
Rich Henderson and wife have been
made happy again by the arrival of
another fine girl.
Isaiah Smith and wife are delighted
at the arrival of another fine baby at
their house.
Well | will ring off now, but if this
escapes the waste basket | will write
again. With best wishes to all that
read the HERALD.
CURLEY HEAD.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1907-05-10
McLain.
CURLEY HEAD.

McLain, Miss, May 6, 1907. Dear
Editor-Will you allow me space to
write now.
Our town is growing well. Messrs.
Joe add Bliss Green are back from
school now.
Dear Editor l haven't much to
write.
Mrs. G. E. Anderson and Mrs. C.
Stay and son were on a trip to rela-
tives at Merrill, Miss.
Mr.. and Mrs. Little, from Spinner,
have been visiting at McLain, Miss.
Miss Laretta Bird is back and Is
the post mistress now at McLain.
will write every week if you will
furnish stamps for me. | will close
for this time. l am hoping to see
this in this week S paper. Yours
truly.
I r,u,urrU CT Az