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The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
GIRL SUES FOR $115,es2.

Gen. Wheeler's Daughter Demands Pay
for Fathers Services.
Cleveland, Nov. II. - A suit was
filed in common pleas court here yes.
terday by Miss Lucy Wheeler of
Wheeler, Ala, daughter Of the late
Gen. Joseph Wheeler, against the Nc,
Lean Arms and Ordnance company of
this city for $115,625, said to be due
her fathers estate for five and one
half years services rendered by Gen.
Wheeler as president of the company.
Miss Wheeler is an Administrative of
the estate. The company manufac
lures arms and weapons of war.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
SEES DAUGHTER BURNED.

Sick Woman Is Unable to Check Fatal
Fire.
Waterloo, Iowa, Nov. 10. - Grace
STAGE of Independence. Iowa. was
burned to death while lighting a fire
in her home. To save match. she
held paper saturated with kerosene
over her lightc.! lamp. The flames
spread to her clo&hing and hair and
she ran from the house living torch
Her invalid mother was the only 9th.
er occupant of the house and was un,
able to give her daughter aid.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
urEs WILL GO TO WORK.

Take Jobs on Railroads and Trouble
10 Said to DO Over. Z.
Omaha, Nov. 17.-Col. Frank West,
In charge for the government OF the
Ute Indian situation At Thunder
Butte. 8. D., reports TO Omaha army
headquarters that the \ Indians have
finally consented to accept employ.
nent on the Milwaukee railroad for
the winter and that this action IL tan
tamount to . solution Of the problem
With which the army has had to cont
ten Il 55sl \,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
roLLED HIS DEATH kNELL.

Aged Sexton Dies While Calling the
Congregation to Service.
Chippewa Falls, Wis.,, Nov. 17.-Carl
Kopeski, for many years sexton Of the
Presbyterian church here. fell down
while ringing the church bell. The bell
was heard to toll as i. for a funeral
Tor minute and then suddenly stop.
One Of the members of the church
rushed in to learn the cause and found
the aged sexton lying dead on the
floor, his hand grasping tightly the
bell rope. KopesM was sixty years
old.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
LAUNCH 100000 PROJECT.

Corn Products Company Will Erect
Huge Refining Plant at Chicago.
Chicago, Nov. Demonstration OF
q huge corn refining plant in this city
the ultimate cost Of which is to ex
coed $5,000,000, will be begun at once
by the Corn Products Manufacturing
company. The final plans call for the
erection Of thirty-three buildings
about half Of which are expected tc
be in complete operation by Oct. !
next. .....,. II
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
TO PLAN sANAToRIuMs.

Upper Michigan Congress Would Aid
tuberculosis Victims.
Marquette. Mich, Nov. t7T-eaiied
for the purpose of considering ways
and means for the establishment Of
one or more sanatoriums for the treat
ment of tuberculosis in Wolverine ter
ritory north Of the straits, an Upper
Michigan congress will convene in this
city next Wednesday. Two represent
atives, one physician and one a SUI
pervisor, will be present from each of
the fifteen counties. The project was
instituted by the State Medical so.
ciety.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
SEES ERUPTION ON SUN.

English Astronomer Reports outburst
Of Flame.
Oxford. England, Nov. II. - A re.
markable outburst on the sun was oh.
served by Prof. Ambau, director of
the Radcliffe observatory at 11:45 yes.
terday morning. An immense flame
shot up at the rate Of over 10000
miles minute until It reached .
height Of $4,000 miles. At 1910 It
broke into fragments and disappeared.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
BUILD MILLS IN CANADA.

Americans Have Been Making Exten
sive Purchases.
Eau Claire, Wis.,, Nov. 10. - w. l.
Davis, president of the Rells Paper
Pulp company, and James E. Joyce
secretary of the company and vice.
president of the Union National bank,
returned yesterday from trip to New
Brunswick, Nova Scotia and New
foundland. They say that extensive
purchases by American paper ant'
pulp manufacturers of Canadian tim.
Der lands may result in building BY
some Americans Of pulp mills in Can
ada. as the prospect is that Canada
will extend the policy of preventing
the export of timber for pulp pur
poses.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
IMMUNITY PLEA FOR WALSH.
Judge Hears Arguments and Takes
Question Under Amusement.

Judge Hears Arguments and Takes
Question Under Amusement.
Chicago, Nov. ia long argument
between opposing counsel and in
which the court took part from time to
time, over what is regarded as plea
for immunity because the books of the
defendant had been used in the federal
grand jury Investigation of his affairs,
consumed the afternoon session of
court in the trial of John r. Walsh on
charge of having Unsupported
funds of the banks with which he was
associated. The question of immunity
was not settled when adjournment I'M
til Monday morning was taken, Judge
Anderson announcing that he would
reserve his decision until later.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
OIL ON FIRE.

Daughter Of South Dakota Farmc,
Is Badly Burned.
Arlington. S. D.. Nov. 10. Mis-?
Agnes Jones, daughter CT farme.
living near Arlington, was badly burn
ed about the face and head while try
ing to revive fire with Kerosene. she
poured the fluid into a cook stovc
when the emhers exploded the oil
throwing the burning kerosene over
her face and head, burning off her
hair and temporarily binding her.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
DEPENDS ON ROOSEVELT.
Rev. Ware Must Get His Pardon or Go
to Prison,

Omaha, Nov. II. = Unless Rev
George G. Ware, formerly rector Of
the Episcopal church at Deadwood, s..
D., gets a pardon from the president
he will have to spend one year in the
Douglass county Jail beginning Dec.
Is. The mandate from the circuit
court of appeals was received by Clerk
Hoyt of the federal district court yes
terday. Ware is ordered to surrender
himself within ten days. This is the
final word.
Ware was convicted by a federal
jury Feb. q, 1906, of conspiracy to de-
fraud the government of something
like 100000 acres of government land.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22

Capt. Acurdsen In Minneapolis.
Minneapolis, Nov. 19.-Capt. Roalf
Amundsen. discoverer of the North
west passage, Norwegian explorer, ar
rived In this city last night over the
North-W Western from Eau Claire. Wis.
and was accorded an enthusiastic vel
come by 1000 people at the union de-
pot. ~
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
KILLED IN A RUNAWAY.

Farmers Body Is Found In Pasture
Day After Accident.
Lake1eld, Mimi, Nov. 10. - The
dead body of George Ulferts, promi
nent farmer who lives six miles west
OF Lakefield, was found Saturday in 3
pasture. A top buggy. badly damaged
was near by and made it evident that
the man had met death in runaway
accident
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22

Babe seaIded to Death by Coffee.
Chippewa Falls, Wis.,. Nov. 1s.-Ar.
thur Ferguson, two years old, accis
dentaily received quantity OF boiling.
conee on his mouth, throat and breast
and soon died of his burns. IA vesse
containing the coffee was knockae
from the table by the victims brother,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
TWENTY-FIVE HURT IN FIRE.
Gas in Lodging House ExpIodes-Two
Persons Fatally Injured.


Persons Fatally Injured.
Pittsburg, Nov. 17.-About twenty
five persons were injured yesterday,
two Of them fatally, and a dwelling
house was torn to pieces when an ex-
plosion of natural gas occurred in a
house located at No. 103 Elm street,
this city. In the fire which followed
two firemen were severely burned.
Apparently gas had been leaking in
kitchen stove all night. Early yes
terday. when match was struck in
the lower portion of the house to light
the stove there was terrific explo-
sion. The house was torn to pieces.
The roof was blown into the air and
the front and rear Of the dwelling COL
lapsed.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
HOSPITAL HAS FIRE.
Patients at Saltwater Are Driver
Out

Out
Saltwater, Nov. 19-Fire at the city
hospital early yesterday morning
caused CONSERVATION among the pa
tients and attendants, but was fortu
nately got under control before bad
results ensued to the inmates or tG
the building, although a portion of the
place is rendered uninhabitable.
The heaviest damage was on &C
count Of water, and this, with that
done by the fire, will amount to 81,
600, covered by Insurance.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
Would Join the spooks..

Would Join the spooIs. 3
Chicago, Nov. 19.--Mrs. Eroso Lind
sille, wife Of patrolnah and devotee
Of spiritualism. shot herself in the
temple. She had told several friends
OF late that voices from tho spirit
world had told her to Join them
Doctors say the wound may not prove
fatal. 4. ii i. ! n,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22

Five Ribs Broken In Rpnas..y Ii
Cambridge, Mimi. Nov. IS. a team
ran away yesterday afternoon and
Erick Norman Of North Cambridge
was run over and seriously injured
Five ribs were broken o. III left lido;
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-22
Killed by IN Engine.

spooner, Wis, Nov. 10. Louis g
Dion Of st. Paul was run down by an
engine IA the railroad yards here and
Instantly killed. I.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Klamath Was IL.

Oregon had winner at the Sacra.
mento Irrigation Congress in the
klamath section. klamath seems tc
have been at" The Morning Elk.
press says
klamath was "It" at the irrigation
congress. Frank Adams was award.
ed the thousand dollar thoroughbred
Holstein bull put up by the Califor-
MIA Promotion committee for the
best exhibit from a single irrigated
farm.
The Perkins trophy was captured
for the best state exhibit of forage
plants, value $500.
N. s. Merrill received the 500
cash prize for the best display from
single irrigated garden.
Walter Campbell, of Bonanza. was
awarded the $50 cash prize for the
best sheaf of barley.
j. F. Driscoll, of BONANZA, was
awarded the $50 cash prize for the
best sheaf of oats.
klamath was better advertised
than any other section at the irri-
CATION congress. We had the only
exhibit that was in place at the open
ing OF the congress Monday morning.
The reason was that carpenters
could not be had for love nor money,
and everyone of our delegates put on
overalls, and went to work with
vim.
The klamath banner was carried
at the head Of Ringing Bros circus
parade. and was also put on a street
car. At the circus performance the
clowns, bareback riders and aero
bats wore klamath badges, while the
klamath bunch had 25 reserved
seats. and gave the Klamath yell.
The klamath delegation went to |
the races in carry-all, with banners
displayed on the sides. At the races |
1000 green ribbon klamath badges |
were distributed in the grand stand.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12

Eggs-2Sc cash.
Butter-25c; fat 341sc.
Hens, 10c; young chickens, 10c;
Local wheat-75c.
oats-32 a 3Sc.
Barley-$20.
Flour-Hard wheat, $500; valley
s3.S5 a $500.
Mil feed-Bran, $3.50; shorts
s21.
Hay-Cheat, $10@s12, and clover,
$sQ$10 por ton; timothy. SAC SIS
onions-$4.00 per cwt; potatoes.
s1.00 per cwt.
Potatoes-90c cwt.
Hops-choice. lo@1ic; prime TO
choice. SO Sc; medium to prime.
6hc.
Chittim bark-5c.
Wool-20c.
Mohair-29c. 60,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Blaze In Baker CITY.

A ten thousand-dollar fire occur.
red In Baker City last Monday night
when the grocery store of J. p. os.
born and the Western hotel. on
Front street, were destroyed. Hard
ly had the excitement of this blaze
died when the fire bell rang again,
and 1t was found that the Turkish
bath parlors in the second floor of
the Citizens National bank building
were on fire. Firemen rushed from
the scene OF the first conflagration
to that of the second, and succeeded
In extinguishing the blaze before
the building was greatly damaged.
The portion occupied by the parlors
was gutted and the equipment was
entirely ruined.
Another fire started on the roof
OF Wright Bros restaurant, but Il
was due to burning shingles flying
from the Osborn store. It was ex-
without damage. The
cause of the fire is not known.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12

idence that they do tho same In this
country, and that is sufficient to war
rant them or the people of any 9TH
er country who do the same thing,
being excluded.
The country is now safe and peo-
pie can sleep In peace. Heney has
declared that he likes Roosevelt.
who hires him; don't like Fairbanks
or Bryan, with his fads. but is i'm
mensely fond of j Frances Heney in
the limelight-with plenty of red.
According to their reports the
Standard or's gross earnings in Ore
gon for the year ending ecember 81,
1906, were $4,000, and the earn
ings of Wells-Fargo's Express Com
pany for the same time were 1925,
s46. Which is the "octopus?"
The engineers on the Sumpter Val
ley railroad, running from Baker
City to Austin, a distance of about
90 miles, have struck. The road Is
generally known as the "Polygamy
Central" being owned by Dave Ec-
cles and the Church of Latter Day
Saints, or Mormons. The engineers
want more pay, and Dave Geddes, a
Mormon. formerly of the Hood Riy-
er colony, but temporarily In charg
OF the road, admits they should have
IL, but says: ''In a short time the
road would have given the men a
larger increase than they are asking
now, but that as they took matters
into their own hands, II is doubtful
II they receive the increase asked"
In other words, this follower of
Brigham intimates that the public
Will be disconnected, and trains not |
run, because the road will not pay
Us men the wages it admitted they |
earn. The road is going to discip- !
Inc the employees, aud ''the public |
De id" while it is doing it. Is 1t |
my wonder that strikes are frequent |
md feeling bitter when such condi-
ions exist?
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy One of
the Best on the Market.

For many years Chamberlain
Cough Remedy has constantly gained
In favor and popularity until It is
now one of the most staple medicines
In use and has an enormous sale. 1t
is intended especially for acute throat
and lung disease, such as coughs,
colds and Group, and can always be
depended upon. II is pleasant and
safe to take and is undoubtedly the
best in the market for the purposes
for which It is intended. Sold at DR..
Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
X.RAYS

49, :, !, ''Oa about the land fran,
~ asAi. ~, A~,saAe'day's ! oregoniau
=, '' Scott to pose for r'p1s tSs ever w..
y. si,..n ~ she has tSss tSs .onI high :,
q ii ,.'' Now II the ,.Sr A.
s'ss ,.'s.. saoas sall she bs. '.Sy ,Sy
'''.'.l deity. " the
"a nI,'. 'le laps mainta,n
'''A ! pretty 'Is,SS sooa In In
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Factory Site Purchased.

The Polk County Observer of the
10th, In speaking OF the soda factory
which VIII soon be established In
Dallas, says:
Dallas will soon add another man
ufacturing institution to her already
long list, the addition to be n soda
water factory and bottllng works.
The factory will be owned and OPP
Grated by the Gideon Stolz Company,
a concern that has successfully con-
Quoted soft drink factory, vinegar
and pickle works In Salem for many
years.
Mr.. Stolz was In Dallas on Friday
and Saturday of last week and while
here purchased a factory site from
Mrs. Frank Rowell at the corner OF
Court and Ellis streets. Work on
the building will be commenced as
soon as the material can be obtained,
and 1t is the company's intention TO
have the factory In operation beforJ
the winter season begins.
Dallas has long been one OF the best
markets for the products of Mr..
Stolz's factory In Salem, and he be-
iieyes that a branch concern here
will pay.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
HOTEL ARRIVALS.
Willamette.

w. +. Jeffress, Portland.
j. L. Greenbaum, San Francisco.
A. l.. Piter, Portland.
]. Ream. Oregon City.
e. G. Leake, Denver.
j. ]. Damis, San Francisco.
e. j. Daley, city.
f. s. Grey, San Frisco.
J. w. Brlstow, Portland.
F. M. Conser and wife, Washing
ton.
Carrie A. Hurley, Washington.
c. S. Dow and wife, Astoria.
o. L. McWhater, North Yakima.
G.. Seberg, Portland.
+. S. Gibbs, Eugene.
Monte j. Max, Portland.
], II. Theey, San Francisco.
Arthur Baker, city.
/. II. Sheey, San Francisco.
j. f. Martin, Portland.
ID. e. Clay. Salem.
Mr.. and Mrs Shaver, Portland.
l.. NJ. Curl, Albany.
II. T. Bunker. Tacoma.
C. E. Petts. San Francisco
Salem.
Roy Fiscus, Summer, Ill.
Il. ]. Beilinger, Portland.
j. Bean, Oregon City.
w. A. Smith, Portland.
Fred Kinton, Portland.
Fred Brisby. Warren. Or.
Joseph Hahn, city.
f. Reeves, city.
G. A. Roseerans, Eugene.
II. M. Cooper, Eugene.
C. l.. Hunter, Gresham.
Lissie NJ. Hunter, do.
Aletha G.. Cannon, do.
w. A. Smith, Portland.
o. C. Reeves and wnife.
A. w. Dennis and wife, Salem.
d. c. Mccoy, Portland.
j. Il. Bourne. Salem.
Cottage.
w. w. Wilmington and wife, Myr-
lie Point.
w. T. Kight. Myrtle Point.
Charles Spoor, city.
Ruth Spoor. city.
Mrs. VIM. Spoor, ethyl,
T. A. Skinner and family, Chica'
o.
l.. N. Irvine, Riverside.
j. s. Patton, Portland.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12

Bananas-$6.
Oranges-s4@t5.
Lemons-s6.e01s6.50
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
She Found Relief.

II you are troubled with liver CON-
plant and have not received help
read this. Mrs. Mary u. Hammond,
Moody, Texas. II was in poor health
with liver troubls-for over q year
Doctors did me NO good and tried
herbine, and three bottle cured me.
can't say too much for Herbine. as
It ID wonderful liver medicine. /
always have It In the house. Pub
llsA where you wish" Sold by d. J..
Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Acute rheumatism.

Deep tearing or wrenching pains,
occasioned by getting wet through;
worse when at rest. or on first NOV
ing the limbs and in cold or damp
weather. is cured quickly by Bal
lard's Snow Liniment. Oscar oleson
Gibson City, ILL.,, writes. Feb. 16. '02.
"A year ago I was troubled with a
pain in my back. It soon got so bad
7 could not bend over. One bottle OF
Billiards. Snow Liniment cured me. :"
Sold by ID. ]. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12

idence that they do tho same in this
country, and that is sufficient to war
rant them or the people of any 9TH
er country who do the same thing,
being excluded.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
NEW SHOW.
vaudeville at Klinger Grand At.
tracts Large Crowds.

Big crowds still throng the King
er Grand each night during the two
performances of vaudeville. Gene
we've Delmar the noted singing and
dancing artist, has been added to
the bill. and, with a change in the
other acts, will make almost COM
plete change of program for to-
night.
There will be matinee Saturday
afternoon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
A Big Sturgeon.

The MarshHeld Sun speaks OF a
monster sturgeon being caught n:
the mouth of Coos river recently,
which, the Sun says. weighed 304
pounds. This may be monster stur.
geon. for Coos river. but 1t is only in
the kindergarten class when com.
pared to the big fellows In the Co.
lumbia, though the old grand dads"
in that stream are now getting
scarce. Still 700 or SOO-pound FISH
is occasionally caught. And one was
caught at Hood River few years
ago weighing more than 100
pounds. Perhaps the largest stur-
geon ever caught In the Columbia
was one that got tangled in gill
net near Vancouver, Washington, In
1878 or "a. II weighed 1884
pounds, and was placed on exhibition
in Portland for several days, and It
got too strong to be handled longer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Portland Wholesale Market.

Wheat-Club. see; valley, sic;
blue stem, SAG S5c.
Oats-Choice white, s25.
MilIstuff-Bran, SIT.
Hay-Timothy, No. 1 $l7 7Qs1S;
alfalfa, S13.
Vetch--s8.50.
Pcultry-Hens. 12h @1sc; spring
chockens. 12@12he; dressed chick
ems. 16@17c; ducks. young, 100
lice; pigeons sl@t1.z6.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Retail Market.

Retail Market.
oats-White. s2s per ton; wheat
soc per bu.; rolled barley. s27.
Eggs-30c.
Butter-Country. S5c; creamery,
40c.
Flour-valloy, $1.10Qs1.15 per
sack; hard wheat, $3.50 $40.
Bran--65c per sack; $21 per ton.
Hay-Timothy. S5c per cwt;
cheat. zoe; clover 65e per cwt. i;
shorts. 9OQ Csc per cwt.
Livestock.
Hogs Fat. &c.
Cattle-11O0@1200 N steers.
SAC.
Lighter steers-3 @3Ac.
Stock hogs-5h " @6c.
Cows and heifers--s00 q 1000 10.
2Q2zc.
Lambs
Veal-Dressed, 6Q7c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-12
Pork-Best, To Sc.

Pork-Best, 7@8c.
thanksgiving. s@sMc.
Mutton-7c.
Hops--Choice, per ID, &c.
Wool--valley. coarse to medium,
1Sib20c; eastern oregon, 1201Sc.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-29

silently voting away the poor mans
club are not all abstainers, by any
means. Nor is their action Influenced
by a narrow belief that men can be
made moral by act of legislature. such
as brought about the prohibition laws
in Maine. Vermont. New Hampshire
and other states half century ago.
Its very rationalism affords ground for
hope that this time prohibition has
come to stay. Its strength lies In the
votes Of localities. When the prohibit
ton laws were repealed in New Hamp-
shire and Vermont, many towns and
cities voted for license. Gradually these
are swinging back into the prohibition
column. wholly irrespective Of what
their neighbors are doing, just as In
North Carolina sixty-two out of ninety
seven counties are dry and all but
thirty towns and cities, as a result or
local initiative and decision
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-29
wILLIE,s SKATES,

mi Father seq never Swear
he licked me with his cane
and onct Ma washed my mouth with
SOAP:
took His name in vaini
ma sex a Bare will eet me uD
and gnaw my bones and feet
IL don't stop a-saying things
heer upon thee Street,
I'm sure 2 hav sum new skates though.
asst my Pa. He sed:
20 yours are good enuf, I guess;
now hustel on Bed"
didn't though: I hanged around
and watched Pa dressing up
it's phunny how he makes thee Soap
gist Lather in thee Cup! s+t
1 hanged aroundi he tored his sock
and couldn't find his Kuffi
and sed Ma. plague take this shirt,
the Kollar's orful ruff!'
Ma went away dress herself,
mi Pa was Tuning madi
he dropDed thee Stud right down his back
back
and SwORED gist oful badi
1 cried little and Pa yelled,
why are you Shifting thereT
I'm sc-sc-scared," sed l Pa
That-ma-has-herd-
he scanned sorter stop and Think
and then He koffed ana yed:
Here is a Dollar fer yewr skates,
now hurry of bedP'
-Bryon Williams.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-29
JOURNAL ENTRIES

Berlin is beginning to rival Pittsburs
as center for scandals.
>. = -
A lot OF money would not be needed
if we did not want SO many things.
K
Poets laureate of England are evil
IDENTIFY made. not born. Alfred Austin
looks on while Kipling walks away with
the Nobel prize.
"a =
With the football season a thing of
the past and with winter sports out of
the question because of climatic con-
ditions, now for rousing time at skat
and tiddledywinks.
You have to reach the prominence of
John D. Rockefeller or a Grover
Cleveland before the press has spaSmS,
jocular and otherwise, over the failure
of your digestive organs to do their
work.
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Just because a pigmy happens to be
tossed into a giants shoes, he cannot
walk off without stumbling a plenty.
Neither can he make the good noise
nor demand the attention that the
giant was capable of. So please be
charitable towards the temporary sue
cessor to one Matson.