Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-04-06

tn paupcr Icd think man was crazy if he armed dollars
day az spnt three hundcrd bass dhrm slide trombone
bass fiddle an yet amy v thin makes bctr sounds an looks
pretcr thin a piany. panny amt half good lookn
thrmk ioldn bed Even German cuddcn build anything
omclicr Its made v tn kind iv wood coffin an
amt anything like as well formed
"Ie onorya's panny win twas brought in All til little
boys an girls in tn neghborood watched eight Dutcmcn totn it
in their stomacs, which, lInnssy is German abon mans
subsoot FIR TIL monster carrid away tn durc sashcs
knocked tn top off tn tairpo upset tn stove an kicked great
holes i'm tn plasher Whin il was dhroppcd tn urc shook
down til bust v Dan OConcl an til pitchers firm til wall We
wint into til paro that night an jumped yecr boots
wn a GRIMM monsher blind with horrd " black
an yellow teeth exposed ye an its grat body n
huge bow legs panny in tn twilight looks like iv thin
submarine monsthe rcad about in til paapers relics w til
old times whn dhrccd be gen out v bed an kilt each other
with hammers instead v railroads 1t might aiy have slime
firm tn bottom v tn it. Look att gapin mouth If its fat
legs cud carry fast enough small mouthfu it wud make w
nnssy In tn twnkln' v eye ii cud gobblc We up grind
with its wicked cromac scale an swallow into its fearful ntccr
iyor.
'Forcney it slow an timid monstle like all that up
firm tn bowels v til 1t nver attacks amy but
whn hurt whn amy sar its mouth gives forth thin little
squea To til size " tn pianny cry whin
aad wan " tn most melancholy thinks know w. Ycd think
this great huge monher whn shruck wud bec forth that
wud blow off tn roof But Out v its full v iron
rods bolts WIRE wood and vanish trcklng little
cry FIR help like chicken lost in storm lis if elephant
cucked Afther awhile Tybody takes liberties with ill., Honory
can't by it without payin few misseps firm popular waltz
tn little boys their dirty thumbs it make sqiea
hnlly use it to store yc'er cuffs an hat.
1--we often Wondered what music anyhow innssy don't
like pany though I've hced tn best al
tn worst in me time I've thin all firm young lady that made
v four out v possible nneyrec fellow that down
tn pamny an PLAYED il be wnkin again til KEYS Win
lac got through tn ladies in til aueencc climbed tn
kissed him. As looked TIL ladies Mercy struggled with Justice
but looked at tn fellow Justice trumphed an mes
| 1t serves yo right 1t serves ye both right.
Whats music anyhow I'd like to know Tn Chnyman down
tn tree whin he's stint til last shirt home tn wrong
get lot fun en arrond with his frnd Saturday nigh
be ttin gong with stick wln he thinks it, can't keep m,
feet tn ground win blind Clancy whecd til Rocky Rood
out tn pipes an nawin but fourven fire wud take
firm brass band Hogan who's great FIR all kinds, tool
me hear what he called til higher music There sixty
venty German payn' diff rent Instruments Some
scrapn blowin an some were tumpn an lady
with harp plucked firm time that conthrapton.
man standn front pntcd section another with c
to tell thin whn begin He'd pint tn ddrs an they'd fiddle
fist yard he'd nod tn lady with tn harp an she'd pluck three
times tn STRINGS an her nap; suddenly something mad
tn large he red in tn face an looked be about
throw his club at rcdheaded in th'back
I'D been wacin this fellow r long time an see he'd bcc
sojcrin Nore caught me lad says l. An he With
he tn angry expression tn oss face he jumped up bat
upon dhm which called kettle dhrm firm wurruds keith
an drum ontil tn dhrum sticks bounced in tn air At tn
tn performers were aroused to madness an stanpe The
got away firm tn leader He cudent do anything with thm ii
ragged he shook his fists m he begged he pleaded he teatene
first side, thin tn other Tn crazy Germans rayfused cal
attintion to else TIL sounds bumped each other like
thryn escape firm burnin buin weak sounds hrampe
undher foot be bufly firm til slide thrombone
9Th lady with tn harp reached an bit tn STRINGS.
with me own eyes til redhaded man take runnin jump hi
kettle dhrm desprt German climbed up in tn loft an
Opencd tn topcock New Instruments inraj ooced tn
vans destroyed Wan bate a wash bcr with monkc
wrench; another rang bell coughe others whsled;
fired; charge dnnymite exploded am tn wa
over As we ont into tn almost uncanny stiffness undher til
iyatcd railroad Hogan Hes great composer Rca
Stlrraus' who did he liver composer says l.
NO. Sir what's mans music. another mans noise There
ony kind that all like, an that's tn kind make Ourselves
ie take Me frind unanimous in sayn that have
melojou voice Win attmpt sing a Chrnin a weddin
Father Kelly always his old joke asks why don't
out some flats Yet voice sounds agreeable In til
bathroom in tn mornn sing in that charms Me note
full an mellow am wondlr why it is has been aon
to pay five thousand dollars night MARBLE FIR Thin If
dacntly invite tn wurruld bath It's it'll
thought they'd have iv snin' lily FIR their talent Such volume
such sweetness such variety such tenderness, Think it, "A
brilliant an tasnbe auieence gathered in tn m
Sgno Doolcy give his cybcd rnditon " Home Sweet
lTR dimon horse shoe blazed with ools