The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-26

obsarvin' tn rile young with his foot in his mouth, exclaimed: 'Wot Is tn little doodle. doodledeums doin';' to which tn spirited infant replied, 'Gah.' On Thursday tn capitaI was thrown into consternation be tn announce ment that a rash had appeared on tn back iv tn Princes neck. Tn rifle surgeon. Don Dock Grogan, hurrid o tn palace, an decided afther con- sultin' with his colleagues that if tn hope iv Spain was to be saved radical measures must be adopted. With gr-reat skill he administered talcum powdher, an tn Prince is on a fair way to recovery.
 Nanny presints have been rayceiv- ed among Inim being a pacifier firm tn King iv Biljum's own rubber farm on tn Congo. and an enamelled bomb firm tn Czar, with tn inscription: Like father used to take Tn Prince was christened tn other day. Be tn courtesy fv tn Sultan speeval wather was brought firm tn River Jordan, which is owned be tn Turks. don't know whether tn Prince howled an kicked his godfather in tn eye. They usually do. I've been black an blue a hundred times firm standin' up with tn childher in this neignborhood. An nyhow, tn Prince was thurly chris tened Tn King. his father invested him with tn ordher iv tn Goolden Pleas, an he was named afther tn crowned heads iv' tn wurruld, who are his relations. Henceforch, he will go through life with tn followin' cpl thet: Alfonso Edward Willum Nicholas Leopold Garaboolaga wu Ching Fang Rosenfelt Mockahi Rain-inth' Face. Whin his mother calls him into tn house fir supper she'll have to begin befute breakfast
 All these here deetails I r-read in me favrfte journal, which is devoted to tn cause iv labor. If ye want to know what's goin' on in tn highest circles at home an abrood we've got to buy a journal that is especially printed fir wurrukin' men an wurruk- in'-women. Rilety niver will be abol- ished as long as there's a pa-aper that makes a point iv gett'n' tn news that'1l ,plaze mimber iv Tinsmiths' Union Number Six. Afther Teadin' tn ray poorts iv this excellent family coun- sellor I find mesilf thinkin' iv tn Prince iv tn Astoorryas comin' into tn wurruld wearin' a Ginrars unyform and soord. An know that ain't SO. Me reason tells me that he's about a foot high, with no teeth, little hair, a red face. an disposition to prickly heat. No matther what ye cali thim, Hinnissy. babies are babies. an people are people. An if ye put tn Prince iv Astooryas an P. T. Slavin, Junior, that was born tn same night in Hal sted Sthreet in a crib together an left tn room, ye cudden't tell thim apart if they were both in the crib wi1in ye come back. If wan iv thim was on tn flure ye'd recognize tn Prince
 Well. thank Hiven, It's over. an we can go back to wurruk. Tn Ia-ad's havin' probbly tn best time now he's iver goin' to have. About twinty years firm now he'll be leadin' a life as precaryous as a chicken on an auty- mobile road. It may've been fun wanst to be King. I wud've liked tn job mesilf. But since tn establishment iv so nanny shootin' gall'ries in Father son. New Jersey. I've given up all me ambition in that line. whin tn time comes fir me to die, I'd like to pass away all in wan piece. There were about tin thousand babies born in Spain tn same day tn Prince iv tn Astooryas come into tn wurruld. It don't make so much diff'rence how he threats thim. He can't do much fir thim excipt let thim see him wanst a week dhressed in his best suit iv clothes It's what they'll do to him, I'm wondhrin' about"
 Well" said MT. Hennessy "so long as he's on'y a baby dhrink his health"
 "Tm with ye." said MT. Dooley. "A glass iv matted milk to tn Prince iv tn Astooryas."