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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
HAD PREPARED FOR ORDEAL.
Christening Rehearsal Struck Clergy.
man as New Idea.

"These college girls" said clergy.
man, as he gazed at the white and
superb ranks of beautiful graduates,
ARE boon to the race. They intro
duce new ideas. | christened the other
day the first baby of married col.
lege girl, Now, babies usually cry
while they are being chrlstened, but
this one was as quiet as lamb.
Throughout the ceremony It smiled
up beautifully into my face, Well,
madam said to the young wife at
the christening's end. 1 must congrat.
ulate you on your little ones behavior.
have christened more than 1000
babies, but | never before christened
one that behaved so well as yours
The young mother smiled demurely.
No wonder he behaved well, she said.
His father and |, with a pail of water,
have been practicing christening on
him for the last ten days. The idea
OF rehearsing baby for a christen.
ing! Who but a college girl would
think of such a thing"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
FREAK sTATUARY TO ORDER.
Sculptor Tells Of Queer Orders Given
Him by His Patrons.

A sculptor was talking about freak
statuary. II turn out a lot of IT," he
said. MOT that like to. have to.
So many of our millionaires have I'M
couth tastes. l made last fall portrait
busts OF western millionaire and his
wife. The wife wears spectacles, and
nothing would do but must put spec,
tacles on her bust. l argued, but In
vain. That bust stands In the million.
aires spacious library to-day and spec
tacles rest on its nose. did last
month a bust In colors, a bust Of
young girl. The marble hair gilded,
the marble eyes | painted blue. and
the marble lips and cheeks | fecked
with red. A hideous thing, yet the
family was immensely pleased. The
freakiest of my freak statues stands
In a Boston garden. It is the statue
of the owners grandfather, an old
Presbyterian divine. The aged man
stands In the center OF a bed OF Jon.
quils, and out of the top of his plug
hat Jet of water spurts, falling into
a marble basin that he holds In his
hands, basin wherein swim half a
dozen goldfish. The idea of treating
ones grandfather like that"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
Is the Sailors Friend.

Sixty thousand sailors look to II. A.
Hamburg for advice and for protec-
ton. Mr.. Hamburg is the United
States shipping commissioner for the
port OF New York. He is the sailors
judge and jury. The men who sign
on foreign craft now must appear be.
fore him for their papers instead OF
going to the consuls OF the various
countries. He decides all disputed
questions between the men and their
sailing masters. Many OF the abuses
OF these men that formerly we're com.
mon, such as compelling them to buy
their outfits from the ship owners or
captains, have been done away with
under Mr.. Hanbury's rule. His Office
Is on the Battery park, New York,
where he easily can reach all the
ships leaving that port.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
SOME FAMOUS FouRTHs.

INSTRUMENTATION of Independence
signed at Philadelphia.
l7IS-Clark took Kaskaskia.
l77S-The Wyoming massacre.
l7SO-British evacuated Williams.
burg.
l7SS-Great celebration In Philadel-
phia apropos of the ratification of the
constitution
1902, Q, Adams delivered his first
address to the United States senate.
lS0i-Pioneer weekly mail stage
made its trip from Philadelphia to
Pittsburg.
lS07-Garibaldi, the Italian patriot,
was born.
lSl7--Work began on the Erie ca.
nal.
lS26-Death of John Adams.
lS26-Death of Thomas Jefferson.
lS2S--First spike driven for the Bal.
tlmore a. Ohio railroad
lS3l--Death of James Monroe.
lS33-Carolus Duran. the great
French painter, was born.
lS45-United States annexed Texas.
lS4S-Peace proclaimed between the
United States and Mexico.
1siS-Cornerstone of the Washing.
ton monument laid In Washington.
ls5l-Cornerstone for the capitol
extension was laid.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

with the firecrackers cheering him on.
Liberty, John, is the only real thing
In this world for a nation, but just
why the glorious cause of freedom
should be slapped in the face with an
imitation of the bombardment OF Port
Arthur is something which l must
have misconstrued.
1--WE had very quiet time here at
home on the Fourth, John. with the
exception that another interesting
cousin of yours. my young namesake,
Peter Grant, tied a giant firecracker
TO the cats tail. and the cat went to
the kitchen to have her explosion,
1T took two hours and seven neigh.
bors to get your good old Aunt Maggie
out Of the refrigerator, which was the
place selected for her by the catastro,
phe.
The stove lost all the supper It
contained: little Peter Grant lost two
eyebrows and his Buster Brown hair:
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
COFFEE COMPLEXION.
Many Ladies' Have Poor Compilations
from Coffee.

Coffee caused dark colored blotches
on my face and body. | had been
drinking 1t for a long while and these
blotches gradually appeared, until
finally they became permanent and
were about as dark as coffee itself.
Il formerly had as fine complex
ion as one could ask for
When l became convinced that cot.
fee was the cause of my trouble,
changed and took to using Postum
Food Coffee, and as made 1t well, &C.
cording to directions, liked 1t very
much, and have since that time used
1t in place OF coffee.
Il am thankful to say am not ner-
vous any more, as l was when | was
drinking coffee, and my complexion is
now as fair and good as II was years
ago. 1t is very plain that coffee caused
the trouble"
Most bad compilations are caused
by some disturbance of the stomach
and coffee is the greatest disturber OF
digestion known. Almost any woman
can have a fair complexion II she will
leave or coffee and use Postum Food
Cotfee and nutritious, healthy food in
proper quantity. Postum furnishes
certain elements from the natural
grains from the field that Nature uses
to rebuild the nervous system and
when that Is in good condition. one
can depend upon good complexion
as we'll as a good healthy body
There's a Reason" Read, The Road
to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

our forefathers had suspected that
their great-grandchildren would make
such an Internal racket on the Fourth
Of July they would have waited for a
snowstorm on the 10th OF January be.
fore signing their John Hancocks. be-
cause then It would be too cold to ex-
plode firecrackers under your neigh
boris eyebrows when he least ex-
poets Il.
I'VE had nice, quiet time at home
on the Fourth. John, with the excep-
ton that little Oscar Maddy. who lives
next door, presented me with roman
candle which Joined me between the
third button on my waist-coat and the
solar plexus.
II acknowledged the receipt by fall
ing of the front step and barking my
shoulder.
You should always remember, John,
that the Fourth is the day when your
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

the cat lost seven of its lives, and the
glorious cause of freedom got a send
off that could be heard 10 miles.
I'VE all missed you, John, but may.
be 1t Is better you were not at home
on the Fourth, because the doctor Is
occupying your room so that he can
be near the wounded-otherwise, we
are all well
Il think. John, that when freedom
was first invented by George Washing.
ton the idea was to make II something
quiet and modest which he could keep
about the house and which he could
look at once in while without getting
nervous prostration.
But George forgot to leave full in.
structions. and nowadays when the
birthday of freedom rolls around the
impulsive American public wakes up
at daylight. shoves up the window and
begins to hurl torpedoes at the house
next door, because a noise in the air
Is worth two noises on the quiet
I'VE had very quiet Fourth at
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

patriotic vote e
should climb out
of your thorax and
make the welkin
ring, but 1t isn't
really necessary to
get up a row be-
tween a stick OF
dynamite and a
key Of giant pow
der to prove that
you love the cause
Of liberty.
You will find
that some of our
best citizens-men
who love liberty
with an everlast-
ing love-are hid
Ing In the cellar
with both hands
over their ears
from July Sd to
July 9Th.
I'VE had a nice,
quiet time at home
on the Fourth.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

a great idea. but think this Is carry
ing 1t too far, as the little boy said
when he went over the top OF the
house on the handle Of sky.rocket.
I'VE had a very quiet time at home
on the Fourth, John, with the exception
of our parlor, which took fire when
your enthusiastic cousin, Randolph,
tried to make some Japanese lanterns
by setting fire to the lace curtains.
THE firemen put out the fire and
most of our furniture.
your cousin was also much put out
when | spanked him.
I'VE hope to recover from the ex-
element before the next Fourth, but
your aunt hopes that somebody will
soon invent a new style Of noise which
will not be so full Of conclusion. Yours
with love, UNCLE PETER"
GCopyright, 1905, BY G. W. Dillingham; Col
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

John. with the exception that your
second cousin. Randolph. tried to ex-
plode toy cannon and removed the
apex OF his thumb and about half Of
the dining-room window.
1T may be necessary to celebrate
the birth of freedom by bursting forth
into noise, but my idea, John, is that
Old Glory would like 1t much better
II we were more subdued and kept
our children on the earth instead Of
letting them go up in the air in small
fragments.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
UNCLE PETEI

UNCLE PETER
passed the Fourth
of July at his old
home in Ohio. |
must show you a
letter he wrote me
a few days after
that noisy event:
Dear John: We
had a nice, quiet
tim g on I h g
Fourth. with the
exception of my
ankle, which was
somewhat d isl o.
Gated because my
foot stepped on an
infant bombshell,
which same ex.
ploded for my ben.
eft.
II like the idea
of the Fourth with
the exception Of
the noise.
II believe that IL
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
ALISON OT4hCEJGJpIH
.W'D.N e4sbif.

The red iirecracker in her hand
Beside her lips twas duler
Twas in her hand, you understand;
but compare the color.)
\ frown was on her gentle brow.
"Bc careful. please'' shouted.
Best let an expert show you how"
Just like a mani" she pouted.
"Firecrackers are gravely said,
Alive with risk and danger.
They strike at the devoted head
OF friend, or passing stranger
They must he handled with dispatch
Or all the risk is doubled.
First. one must try to find match"
just like man." she bubbled.
You light the match and touch the fuse
And when it is ignited--"
She seemed to tremble in her shoes,
But said she was delighted:
That this was quite the best of larlis-
See how the fire has wriggled
Until by turns it flames, then sparks"
Just like man" she gigglcd.
| held the cracker, while her eyes
Grew wide and wide with wonder.
! said: "In this one must be wise
And not make any blunder.
Observe, now, that | let it drop
just when the flame was glinted
Close to the charge. Now it will pop"
Just like man." she-hinted.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

the eACeptlOu vi
your second cous-
In, Hector, who
tri otically at
tached himself to
a hot-air balloon.
and when last seen
was lowering over
Erie, p a.. an d
making signs for
his parents not to
wait supper for
him.
Most of our
n ei g h b ors for
miles in every d.
rection have sons
a n d d au & hters
missing, but what
could they expect
when a child will
try to put a pound
Of powder in four
inches Of gaspipe
and then light the
result W 1T h a
match?
"The Fourth Is
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
Not His Don

Il think a dog has a good deal of in.
teliigence," said the man with the
spaniel, but | am not as bad as
browne. He actually had the cheek
70 tell me that he was thinking OF
studying German, so that he could talk
70 his wife without the dog under.
standing every word he said"
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Inventors, Attend

suppose that one could find an alloy
that would bear the same relation to
aluminium that steel does to carbon or
bronze to tin, says the Engineering
Record, The result would be a new
structural material of immense i'm.
portance In mechanical work. The
builders Of light machinery are look.
Ing for Just this thing.
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I'VE had a very

I'VE had a very
quiet tim e a I
home, John, on the
Fourth, with the
exception of your
distant relative,
Uncle Joseph Car.
berry. Uncle Joe
annexed about six
mint juleps and
then went to sleep
on the front porch
with five packs OF
irecrackers in his
coat pocket.
Full of the spirit
OF liberty your in
teresting cousin,
Randolph, set fire
10 your uncle's
pocket, and when
last seen your IN
Gle Joe was rush
ing over hill and
dale in the gen.
eral direction OF
Hartford, c on n.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06
DAINTY Of Labor.

A woman's glory Is her hair, we
have been told. Man is made glorious
by his work; without It all Is gloomy
darkness, rife with mischief and dis.
Quietude.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

II there had been cannon crackers
when George Washington was a little
boy, this country might never have
had father.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

A Chinaman invented the firecrack.
er, but 1t was some other fool who
made the first toy pistol.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

What does your boy care II you
did only have one bunch of hrecrack-
ers for the entire Fourth when you
were boy? He knows that the world
was slow and sleepy then anyway.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

One reason why this country has
a population of nearly S0,00O,OO0 is
that so many glorious Fourths have
been rainy.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-06

AS usual, we start in the day after
determined to have sane Fourth
next time, and henceforth to use no
other.
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--z:;:'nsl]
H1eHssSs Ss62I
CANNON CRACKERS
Let him go. 1t is part OF boys
education.

1t does seem to the small boy that
he should have one day to spend I'M
hampered by rules and regulations.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-07-02
Mines, Mills and Mining.

Custer of the richest mining sections the
but at needs better transportation and capital develop
its rich mining districts In states and territories mining
and agriculture though progressing hand in hand nearly
independent of each other The wdened by
the miner to be sure but not relying home consumption
cusvey he exist and prosper but in this county the
and farmer depend each other
moment call the attention of the capitalist of
important mining districts and mines in the county Macay
with its great mines Morgan creek Garden
silver mine Bayorse district with its Sylar
and dozens of rich eadver gold bearing Mines Poverty
Flat Centennial Flats East Fork Cayon Slate Thompson
creek Robinson Barr Stanley Basin with placer and quartz Fish
gold Sheep Mountain and Seafoam with
OF rich silver mines Loon creek placer and gold quartz
es Washington Basin gold mines celebrated Fork
district which godslver and embraces within
hundred OF mines the prominent producers being
he Lucky Boy and Yankee Fork Custer county also
quartz mills and smeershve quartz mills Custer
ooat and mill at Stanley smeer
horse and s0Oon smeer Macay Custer county
nearly 5000 located mining claims yet the region
been half prospeced.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-07-02
Agriculture and Stock-Raising.

Agriculture ably supplements the mining industry
this county The Salmon river rising the mountains
north of Wood river its south
suing gag course in general northeastery direction
the of ten creeks besides These
streams together with Lost river ana it's tributaries through
thousand of of arabic land Since the hand
of forced to supply what withhods irrigation takes
the place of and
make verdan fruitful valleys of DESERTS convert the
the silence of desolaon the many homes Ag
culture like all other industries of the county infancy
The time distant when large irrigatng will be taken
out of Salmon river which has endless supply many
thousands OF of rich sagebrush along
reclaimed The farms of this county produce wonderful Yields of
hay oats wheat potatoes large crops are
harvested each year.
ockgrowng is one OF leading industries of the county
with the usually mild winters the valleys excellent
ranges has become remuneave industry county
each derives its largest in the way
taxes each year from the stock growers
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-07-02

A. b. Lamson-M ackay, 81 NWt
M SWt Sec 4, T 6. r. %. Tax
and penalties S50.56.
Evaline Lambson-S4 NEt NJ
Sci. Tax & pen 5000.
Mrs. S. f. Patented min
eral land in Yankee Fork min
ing district, one-fourth inter
terest in Delaware" lode. Tax
and penalties 03 cents.
j. F.. McClellen-SE4 NEf W.
NE4, Sec 81. SW4 NE4 Sec
80, T 5, r 25. SCI NW4 E4
NW4 Sec 81. SW quarter Sc
quarter, Sec 80, T 5, RPS. Tax
and penalties $119.S4.
Dearden q Knowlton - Saloon
building in Custer opposite
McKenzie's. Tax and penal
ties $l3.12.
J. M. Wornik-NE quarter SW
quarter W., Sc quarter SW
quarter Sc quarter, Sec 5, L 6,
RS. Tax and pen S5s.84.
Mackay Lumber Co--Part of lot
1 block 3 in Mackay. Tax and
penalties 1925.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-07-02
Climate. Timber. School, Etc.

The climate of Custer county very deghtfught snowfall
IN the Valleys short winters and most charming
Cnas with an elevation OF 400 feet seghrds nigh
impossible Credable to county pehorc fund
Each district has its school building and wepad teacher
ChaHs the high school studies taught
Probably oneourh of the territory this
is heavily tmbered with spruce fir and pine
with large tracts OF farming and grazing land uncuvaed with
list OF taxable property annually engthenng giant strides
with increasing revenue and decreasing taxaton railroad
building; with good schools and churches crime; with
socanges OF luxurious vegetaon with climate
favorable 10 health; with fertile soil rich ia fruitful products
and with vast mineral wealth in gold silver copper lead iron
and the precious mea county is blessed natural
gifts and advantages that will prove though gorous
sence 70 have been but of its progressive
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-07-02

Custer County.

Custer county, Idaho offers inducements settlers
capitalists Its beautiful its enerpsng people its
led resources and its brilliant prospects napy
the of General Custer whose dashng produc
tive has become of national history Tryfve
when placer mining in its prime mining
in its infancy tue territory embraced in its confines
known only Indians and occasional party prospecors
travelling from Montana. To wilderness he
maps il unexpored In 1862 pacers actively
worked Stanley Basin,
in 1869 ground
1870 other pacers yielded handsomely
forming Custer county practically unknown From 1875 to
1879 the fame Of its rich mines spread attracting capital
lists and increasing its population the following year. by
Legislative enactment Custer created and has hved
since that time until today it has population of people,
and has the following
ChaisCouny seat farming raising fruit mining
Manipulating and farming.
Houston Farming and stock raising
Understanding
Clayton Mining, farming and stock raising
Bonanza--Mning
Custer--Minng.
Stanley-Placer and quartz mining, and grazing land
Custer county also has large valleys where farming
and casng pursued great Big Lost Riv
valley Thousand Spring. Round; Pahsamaro Fork
teIope and Stanley.
Custer county embraces irregular outline about 5000
miles ard is large the State of Connecticut larger
than Delaware and Rhode Island ogeher
no. it reached by the Oregon Short Line railroad
and this road viii probably be Chal year
Rocky Mountain Bell Telephone company have line Black
foot Chas The of Custer county found
mines and its agricultural and grazing lands
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-07-02
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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-07-02
TREAsuRsR's NOTICE,

The following warrants against
Custer county viii be paid with
interest to date, if presented
within go days from date of this
Redemption Euad.
Nos. 254 to 267-Current Elk
pense issue of Jan. 18th, 1906.
Current Expense Fund.
Nos. 223 to 273-Issue of Nov
10th, 1906.
Nos. ga to 280-Issue of Jan.
22nd, 1907.
Nos. to Issue Of April
18th, 1907.
Road Fund.
All Warrants outstanding to
date.
Interest OF per cent from date
of registry to date of payment,
if presented within ten days af-
ter date Of this advertisement.
Interest ceases 10 days after date
of this advertisement.
F. j. CLYDE,
County Treasurer.
Challis, Idaho, April 30, 1907.