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The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
FIRE SWEEPS BIG HOTEL.
Sarariac Lake Resort Burns QuickI,
When Flames Start in Its Interior.

Saranac Lake, N. Y.-Tha big four
story frame Ampersand Hotel, at the
end of Lower Saranac Lake, and two
miles from the village, was totally
destroyed. Half a dozen outbuildings
also went m in flames. The damage
IS estimated at $780, 09. and this ~
covered by $4,000 insurance. Tie
hotel bad been closed To the public a
week before, and fl was occupied by
ABOUT a dozen employees Who had re-
NAMED behind to clean up and prs
pare the place for The winter. when il
would stand untenauJed
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27

III ls estimated that Secretary
Taft's trip around the world will cost
the Government $500.
The cultivation of flowers Is one Of
the pleasures of E Fl. Green. of
Texas. son OF Hetty Green.
John D. Rockefeller, according to
Annie Besant, OF the Thesophical So
ciety, is TO be reborn an angel.
DR.. Henry II Rusty, dean of the
New York City College Of Pharmacy,
Columbia University, has been APP
pointed official expert IN drug pro-
ducts for the United states Govern
r3eur
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
The Cause Of His Bins.

"You insist on the old-time ideas Of
d state of future punishment"
YES" answered the embittered
person. you see I know Sc many
people for whom nothing else would
be suitable. Washington Star.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
Japan Processes Good VIII.

The Asahi, ali Independent Japar
csc newspaper, ridicuies the iaea ths
an unfrlendly feeling toward the I'M
ted States exists in Japan. and call
attention to the welcome prepare
for Secretary Taft as an evidence O
good will.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
Taste,

"Are you fond of Wagnertan
nusic?" e.
We'll" answered Mr.. Cumrox,
I'm not exactly fond of it, but it
doesn't disturb me as much as it
used to."-Washington Star.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
H.tcord Crop of Tomatoes.

There will be a record breaking
cToI o tomatoes in Cumberland
Count. AT Bridgeton prices dropped
trCm Eenty-fiYe cents to eighteen
cents a lasket. Hundreds of tons are
being shipped by rail and boat.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
Fl.parlne Caap For roosevelt

Pres dent Roosevelt will hunt bear
Ia East Carroll Parish, opposite ASA
tia Station, o. the Iron Mountain
Railroad in Louisiana. The cam
will be eighteen miles from Lake
Providence. Several noted bear hunt
ers of The Perish have been on the
ground more than a month preparing
q place.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
We Shall Receive STRENGTH.

il IS & gf2aC dea' easier 10 DO that
which Cod lyes us 20 &c. no matter
how hard Is Is. f2aa 10 taco Tire re-.
sD0asibtfify Of not doing it. FFa asvs
abundaak assurance that we si,oil ra.
ceiye al tbs Strength we need to per-
form aHy dgty Gcd a.lots tc us -.
Il. Miier.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
Auto vs.. Woman.

Redd-"Did you ever stop to think
how much an automobile IS like a
wife,"
Greene-"Ezpensive to keep, DO
you mean?"
Redd-"Yes: but a fellow
can tell whether he's going to be able
to manage one until he owns one
Yonkers Statesman. III
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
Conclusive.

"Do you think that horrid story
about Beatrice is true?"
at must be. I heard it from her
dearest friend. Life.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27

The mai whom God a only use
to kindle fires cannot understand
why those who aro strong enough for
5oists arc rot hittled ~ rs lie is
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
No Other Explanation.

Mr.. Strong-"Do you believe in
hypnotism?"
Mr.. Henpick-"Tm married, amt
I?"-Somerville Journal.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
DIVIDE PERSIA nlPARTIAILY.

Russia and England Create Three
Commercial Spheres by Treaty.
London-The official text Of the
Anglo-Russian treaty has been issued.
The principal clauses provide for the
division Of Persia into three spheres
of commercial influence.
The northern sphere is allotted to
Russia, the middle sphere viii be
neutral. and the southern is allotted
u Great Britain, The iatter's pre-
dominance in Afshanistau is recog-
nized,
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
Had TnOuoh.

The Lady-"Don't be frightened.
My dogs bark is worse than his bite"
The Tramp (who has been bitten)
Then, fer Heavens sake, lady,
don't let him bark" - Harper's
Weekly.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
Smith Attacks Trusts,

Charles Emory Smith, formerl
Postmaster-GeHeIal at 8cked trnst
at the American Bankers Conyeutio
in Atlantic City.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27

"How much, dear, do you love me!"
/ softly asked the maid.
i love you most to pieces"
The laughing lassie said.
All, well! sometimes ponder
Upon the words she spoke.
She loves me " most to pieces"
But would she love me "broke?"
Freeman utney, Jr., in Judge.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27

Secretary II
from Seattle f. re
steamer MINES
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
wrong Tcas

There ara en- 81 money VINO Stint,
,hcy ~ len int tner gold to tho
Lord whfc collesa ME Davire
them has lees
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27
S.unG.

"Let me kiss those tears away" he
begged, tenderly.
She fell for it, and ne was busy
for the next fifteen minutes. And yet
the tears flowed on.
Can nothing stop them?" he
asked breathlessly sad.
as O.. With .i5
.- atl. &, -. Land Load.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-09-27

Mrs. Chariot
for The murde
Cleveland, plea
bond in $500.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
THE WHITE PLAGUE
SYSTEMATIC WARFARE WAGED
TO WIPE OUT CONSUMPTION.
Warning That Intemperance Increases
the Liability to Contract Disease
Neglected Colds a Prolific
Source.

Organized effort is 10Y being made
throughout the United Stated to fight
consumption. A warning is given
against Incorporate habits. which in.
crease the liability to consumption.
while splitting is public places is de
precated. az the disease is frequently
contracted from dried sputum.
Colds should not be neglected, as
they leave the lungs in a peculiarly
receptive condition for the tuburcu-
lar germ. The following simple for
mula will break up a cold in twenty
four hours. A leading authority on
lung trouble says that when pre-
pared from pure ingredients, it will
cure any cough that is durable.
Take half n Virgin Oil OF Pine
tPure); two ounces ~Siycerine and
half pint good whisky. Shake well
and use in teaspoonfui doses every
four hours.
The ingredients can be secured
from any good prescription druggist
at small cost, and to avoid substitution
should be purchased separately and
mixed in your own home.
Virgin Oil of Pine (Pure) is put
up in half-ounce walls for dispensing.
Each vial is securely sealed in a
round wooden case, with engraved
wrapper, with the name-Virgin Oil
of Pine (Pure), prepared only by
Leach Chemical Co.. Cincinnati, O.
plainly printed thereon. There are
many rank limitations Of Virgin Oil of
Pine (Pure), which are put out under
various names such as Concentrated
Oil of Pine. Pine Balsam, etc. Never
accept these as a substitute for the
Pure Virgin Oil of Pine, as they will
invariably produce nausea and never
effect the desired result.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
PARTED BY A HALF DOLLAR.
Neiehbors at Worship Divided Over a
Shining Silver Piece.

In a certain Denver church on
Thanksgiving day a bright new MALT
dollar was noticed in the aisle by "A
woman in one of the pews. She was
wondering how she'd get it, and, glanc-
ing around 10 see if her discovery had
been noticed, she saw a oma direct
~ behind looking at the coin. The
first IN feared the second would
beat her TO it, so she put her hand
over her mouth and whispered:
How shall | get that half dollar
just dropped"
You didn't drop that. | dropped it,
replied the other.
The were both wondering
how to get the half dollar when "A man
came along with the contribution box.
AS he offered her the box a woman
across the aisle from the other two
said 10 him:
Il just dropped a half dollar On the
floor. Would you he SO kind as to
hand II to me?"
The man picked it up and gave 1t to
her. The other two women, although
they are neighbors, haven't spoken to
each other since.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
FEARFUL BURNING SORES.
Boy in Misery IL yesrs-Eczema In
Rough Scales, Itching and In
Manufactured by Cuticura.

Il wish to inform you that your
wonderful Cuticura has put a stop to
twelve years of misery ! passed with
my ses. AS an infant ] noticed on
his bcfy a red spot and treated same
with different remedies for about five
years, but when the spot began TO
get larger ] put him under The are
OF doctors. Under their treatment the
disease spread to -four different parts
of his body. The longer the doctors
treated him the worse it became. Dur
ing the day ii would get rough and
form like scales. At night ii would
be cracked, infamed. and badly swol-
len, with terrible burning and itch
ing. When | think of his suffering,
IL nearly breaks my heart. His
screams could be heard downstairs.
SThe suffering of my son made me
full of misery. ! had no ambition to
work, to eat, nor could | sleep.
Zone doctor told me that my sons
eczema was incurable. and gave it up
for a had job. One evening saw an
article in the paper about the wonder
full Cuticura and decided to give it a
trial. Tell you that Cuticma Ointment
is worth its weight in gold, and when
j had used the first box Of Ointment
there was a great improvement, and
by the time | had used the second set
of CBtiCura Soap. Cuticura Oint-
ment. and Cuticura RosolvCnt, my
child was cured. II" is now twelve
years old. and his skin is as fine
and smooth as silk. Michael Stein
man, 7 Sumner Avenue, Brooklyn,
n. Z, April 16. 1905
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.

Reported by Lothrop 4 Johnson
patent lawyers, GIL Pioneer Press
building. ST. Paul, MINI; William J
Evans, Minneapolis, Mimi, tishshook
Jay +. Fitzsimmons, Minneapolis
Mimi, music stand; Charles Larocque
Olga, n. d., railway switch; Rufus Z
Mathews, st. Paul, Mimi, gravity car
rier; Francis Peteler. Minneapolis
Mimi, dumping car; Walter ID. Peter
Minneapolis. Mimi. head truss; 10
seph G. Johnson, Fort Ransom, \. ID.
%penholder.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
Better Place.

Guest Tin ~restaurant) - What be
came of the cook you had last winter?
Proprietor-Oh, he quit in the spring
10 take a job uptown.
GueSt-WaSn't he satisfied with the
wages you paid him?
ProprietOr-Oh, it wasn't the wages.
He gets 81 a week less where he Is
now, but he is called q chef.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
Oietz Has Profitable Winter.

Chippewa Falls. Wis, FEB. John
+. Dietz, the alleged outlaw OF Cam
eron dam. has proved himself "A very
good hunter. He has shot a number
of wolves and other bounty animals
this winter. The most valuable ami
NAL to FIJI before his rife was a silver
gray TO. The fur OF this species of
fox is valuable. being listed al from
$3.50 to 5000.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
The Demi Johns Fate.

John" said the colonel to the Old
family servant. do you know what be,
came of that demiiOhn | threw out OF
the window New Years morning.
Il sho' does. kunncl. | kotched dat
de cork wuz out en- what whisky didn't
spill down my throat splattCrCd all
over me en- like ter drownded me Hit
WIZ a ~dispensary er Providence dat /
lived ter tell de tale"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

There is more Catarrh In this section OF the country
than all other diseases put together. and until the last
few years was supposed TO be incurabic. For a great
many years doctors pronounced IL o local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing
10 cure with local treatment, pronounced II inCurahle.
Science has proven Catarrh 10 be u constitutional dis.
ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment.
Hairs Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F.. j Cheney
& Co, Toledo, ONO, IL the only constitutional cure on
the market. II Is taken internally I'm doses FROM ~
drops 10 a teaspoOnful. Ii acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They oner one
hundred dollars for any case II falls to cure. send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address; F.. CHENEY d. CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 15c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
OnIy One Thaw Juror Neede d.

New York, Feb. There VAS but
a single vacant chair in the Thaw jury
box when court adjourned yesterday
and ii is expected that this afternoon
at the latest District Attorney jerome
will begin his opening address to Il
completed jury.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
GRAND ARMY VETERAN DEAD.
Mai. Austin Cushmar Was First Com
mander Of the Order.

Boston, Feb. |. - In tho midst OF
festivities in Masonic Tcmvle during
ladies night" Of the De Molay COM
mandcry. Knights Tcmplars. MAJ,
Austin Cushman. organizer and first
department commander OF the Grand
Army of the Republic, and private
secretary TO Willard Fillmore, pres'-
dent of the United States, was strlck-
en- with heart disease and died short
" before midnight.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
OPEN ANTl-sulcIDE BUREAU.
SaIvationists Of Oes MoInes Find
Work in Special New Field.

Des Moines. Feb. In an attempt
TO stop the suicides which have in
creased in Des MONIES TO an alarming
extent. the Salvation Army is prepar-
ING to establish an ami suicide bu-
reau.'' it's purpose being 10 prevent in
every way possible the taking of his
life by any one who is RESPONDENT or
discouraged.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
SITE FOR NEW ZION CITY.
Spokane Chamber of Commerce Asks
Voliva's Band to Washington.

Voliva's Band to Washington.
Chicago. Feb. An invitation has
come to Wilbur Glenn Noliva, general
overseer Of Zion City, VIII" is now
seeking a site to found a new city IN
the inland empire" Of Washington.
The telegram came from the chamber
of commerce in the city OF Spokane,
and urged that the ovcrsCcr include
Spokane, Yakima, Walla Walla and
other cities of the inland empire" IN
his forthcoming trip to the West TO
search for IA suitable location for the
new TiOn.'
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
Snow in Death Valley.

San Francisco, Feb. death Val
ley. California, which is normally the
hottest place in North America, is
now covered with ten inches of snow.
This is the first time On record that
snow has fallen in Death Valley.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
Modernity,

Departing Cook-Well, I'll he LAWN
yez. The place doesn't suit me. But
l have no objections to your usin' me
name as a reference so long as I'm al
ter stoppin' a couple of days.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
Fall on Walk Kills M an,

Burlington, Iowa. Feb. ! - Andrew
Meyer. a pioneer citizen of Burlington.
was killed by falling on the icy side
walk. He lay unconscious where he
had fallen for several hours before hs
was discovered.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Garfield Tea, an unusually practical
household remedy: take it for constipation,
10 keep the liver normal, to purify the
blood, to dispel colds, to cure rheumatism,
TO keep well.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
His Artistic Career.

II hear that Smear, the architect, is
drawing for the newspapers
Eyes, he makes the crosses at the
spot where the murder was commit
ted"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

\ poor mans chances Of reaching
the age of threc-score and ten are
far better than a rich mans, because
thtc doctors waste less time on him.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

If a ma mis- too meek in public. pco-
pie suspect thathe reserves his fierce
ness for the folks at home.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Second thoughts are said to he the
best, yet the longer a man aims he
more likely he is to miss the targC,.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Thought you said you were a mind
reader?" said the caller.
So ] am" replied the professor.
Well, why do you hesitate? Why
don't you read my mind?'
I'm searching for it,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
A Record Smashed.

"Eiah!" said the college athlete as
he knocked the graphophone off the
hall table, here's where ! smash IA
record
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

It is always expected to say Of ev-
cry woman that she has been the
making of her husband
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Men are so Ornery they would rath
er lose money at poker than to win
prizes at Il ladies' card party.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

AS long as father retains any rights
at all, he is pretty sure 10 remove his
shoes out by the sitting roOm fire.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Isn't it strange that men who brag
always brag about something that
doesn't interest You in the least?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

As a general rule, the ! ess real
money a dog is worth, the higher he
is valued by his boy master.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Why is it that people with nothing
to do but sit around and visit are
such dreadful boreS?
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

All creamcrieS use butter color. Why
not do as they do-use JUNE TINT
BUTTER COLOR.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Many of the patrons of a spectacular
shCw view it through spectacles.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
REACH SOLUTION
OF JAP QUESTION
CALIFORNIA DELEGATION IN CON-
GREsS coNFERs WITH PRES
IDENT.
LEAVE IT ALL TO PRESIDENT
ROOSEVELT PROMISES TO FORM
NEW TREATY THAT WILL BE
SATISFACTORY.

Washington. Feb. |. - After Two
hours conference at the White House
last night regarding the Japanese
question OF the Pacific coast. the Cali
tornia delegation in congress author
lied the following statement:
The California delegation had IA
very fun and harmonious discussion
with the president, The secretary OF
state and the secretary of The navy on
the serious questions relating TO the
Japanese on the Pacific coast. The
character Of The Discussion leads rs To
feel confident that Il solution will he
reached satisfactory To all concerned.
Called to Washington.
The result OF the meeting is that
the delegation has te~legraphed 10 the
president Of the San Francisco board
OF education and the superintendent Of
schools 10 come 10 Washington at
once for a conference with yhC presi.
dent and secretary of State
The treaty between the United
States and Japan will expire March
u. President Roosevelt has hereto
fore assured the members from Cali
fornia that he would ~cndeavor TO form
a new treaty which would meet their
entire approval and at the same time
prove satisfactory 10 the Toxic gov
p,,,p,ant
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Women will do as much for love as
men will for money.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
TO CURE COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE RON Quinine Tablets. Drug
giSJS refund money II it fails TO cure. r.. w
GROVE signature is on each box. 25c.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

TKhFTEKS' SOLD tNE ~.
Write for Catalogue No .. \. w. Hide
a. Fur Co. Minneapolis. Mimi.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

Mrs. WinSlow's soothing syrup.
For children tvvIniig, SpliCu> iue gums. refugees in
iammaUIUn ala " pain. cures wind collie. -" a bottle.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07

TOR PRICES FoR HIDES. FURs y
PcItS. Write for Circular No. >. y. ".
lIidC 4 Fur Co, Minnca polls, MINI
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-02-07
WHY NOT co SOUTH ?

Il t aa,5I eys, T a.s ThOmpson's Eye Water
La Junta tribune., 1907-11-30
nes Superintendent.

Effective December LIST. E. A.
Austin. superintendent of the Ar
kansas river division of the Santa Fe,
will be succeeded by w. J. Stark
weather. of Wellington. Kan. sup
erintendent of the Panhandle divi-
sion. of the Santa Fe. Mr.. Austin's
departure is witnessed with regret
by q large number Of railroad men
on the river division, and he has the
best wishes Of = host of them for
success and prosperity wherever his
lot may be cast. He is = practical
railroad man. having risen from the
ranks, and played no favorites. All
railroad men under him looked alike.
wEether engineers or section men.
and all that he exacted or expected
was good service and strict attention
to duty. Mr.. Austin has not as yet
made any arrangements for the flu
tuues but his family viii remsin III
Il Junta for the winter.
La Junta tribune., 1907-11-30
Strenuous Kick aeeeraea

Not up to the present date nave
We succeeded in getting out an issue
Of the great family journal that
pleased everybody. Not a week
passes By that somebody does not
come around with a vigorous Kick
about something. In the account of
the council proceedings last week
the great family journal recorded
the fact that H. A. Mcintyre, of the
La Junta Land Company. had had an
attack of cold feet" in the matter
of assisting in building new bridge
east of town. Now COMES Mr.. Nc
lntyre and denies the allegation and
says the alligator is off his base"
Cold feet was the expression Used
by one of the alderman. and as all of
them are gentlemen and not sup
posed to be disciples of Ananias, we
presumed the statement to be true,
although we did not take the time
or trouble to test the temperature
of Mr.. McIntyre's pedal extremities
in this particular instance. In ex-
planation Mr.. Mcintyre says:
Regarding the cold feet matter
they are off their base. The regular
county road bridge which was wash
ed out must be replaced. l never
agreed to pay for any of that. My
statement was that if the county
road was made out on Second street,
along the railroad to Robinson. they
could put bridge in at Second
street, and would contribute half
towards it. l have not gone back on
this in any particular. My advices
from Mr.. Hurley are that the COM
pany is ready and willing to carry
out that proposition as to the county
road. The county has done nothing
on the county road from La Junta
to the Bent county line. and it is in
a miserable and awful condition, vet
they are taxing everybody for roads
and bridges. At Fourth street We
could cross without q bridge eleven
months out of the twelve during the
year, and this we want to arrange
to do. as. well as having the other
bridged.'