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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
SENATOR LINDSAY
SERIOUSLY Ill

Frankfort. Ky, Sept 19.-Judge
William Lindsay has been seriously
in. and his friends are concerned
about his condition. He was stricken
several days ago. but had rallied, and
his friends thought he had recovered
He spent a bad night last night. how
ever, and his condition this morning
caused some uneasiness.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Masonic Notice,

The members of Stone Square lodge
No. 3, Mt. Zion No. 6, Mt. MeGregor
No. 20, are hereby requested to meet
.at their hall corner Third and Broad
way. Thursday night. September ID
at. 1880 o'clock, to arrange for the
laying Of the corner stone OF the
First Ward Baptist church. BY or
der Of Elmus NJ Willis, Dist. Dept
G. M.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Abolish Slaughter Houses.

London, Sept. 19.-Sir James
.Chrichton Browne, in delivering the
presidential address at the annual
meeting of the Sanitary Inspectors
association at Llanduno. referred to
the English meat supply and urged
the abolition of private slaughter
houses and the providing OF abattoirs
and a central Office for meat inspec-
ton.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Dissolution Notice.

The firm of Arens & English III
E. Arens and j. E. English), by NUT
ual consent has this day been dis
solved, Mr.. Arens retiring from the
firm. Mr.. English will assume all
obligations and collect all accounts.
II. f. ARENS.
J. E. ENGLISH.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
$500 HOUSE.

Investment bargain Mechanicsburt
near Yelser avenue and Mil street
Pays is per cent net, 40 #. lot Cash
II you have $500 to invest this is the
place for 1t.
Whittemore Real Estate Agency
Fraternity Bldg. Phones S35.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Oriental Limited Ditched

Wenatchee. Wash, Sept r. The
Oriental limited of the Great North
ern railroad. was ditched last night
20 miles east of here It Is reported
two cars were completely destroyed
by fire and one passenger was injur-
ed. The track was torn up for $50
feet. Traffic will be delayed "a
hours.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Young Girl n Walking Bnnb.

St Petersburg. Sept. 1.-THE po-
lice today arrested young girl nick
named Wanda, who isaccused OF par
ticipating in a plot TO blow up the
headquarters Of the secret police sit
uated on the Moika canal. whose tor
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

Diplomatic Bachelor (who has for
gotten whether the baby is a boy or a
.girD-"Well, well, but he's a fine
little fellow, isn't she? How old is IT
now? Do her teeth bother him much E?
] hope he gets through its second
summer without getting sick. She
looks like you. doesn't he? Every
one says Il does. Puck
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

What we want is a city so thor
oughly clean that horse show visitors
will comment on the fact. When they
do. the comments will awaken a
pride that will obviate the necessity
of another admonition. 1t is so easy
to be clean.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Accommodating

Bacon-'T see Berlin has an auto.
mobile fitted up as hearse."
Egbert-"I suppose you want me
to say that people are just dying to
ride In it!"-Yonkers Statesman.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
StreMn With Dead Fish.

PrOgresso, Mex, Sept. t. The
entire Yucatan coast for ten miles Is
strewn with dead fish presumably
from a submarine eruption. No re-
port of an earthquake anywhere re-
Gently has been sent out. -
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

Tomorrow we will have an article
on the personal observation of what
one German farmer did to thin
soiled hill top.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Marriage Licenses.

Edgar Harrison to Myrtle Braz.
zell.
l.. T. Sassen to Mabel Rathburn.
Silas Z. Staley to Pearl Harris.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

H. H. Rogers has closed his active
career. OF what value has 1t been to
the world? There's the test.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT

Every dose makes you feelbetter. Lax-Pos
keeps your whole 'nsides right Sold on the
money back plan everywhere. Price 80 cents.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

Well, Senator Carmack knows that
Governor Patterson can't play the
fiddle.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

Prison life has made Cassie Chad
wick blind. If she remains confined
long enough she may lose her touch.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

Let us show the visitors next week
that weeds are not indigenous to our
temperament.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

Total ........ .......' lVf,oS'
Average for August, 1907 80. 1855
Average for August, 1906 80. S,94O
Personally appeared before me,
this September 8. 1s07s R. ID. Mac
Millen, Business Manager of The Sun,
who afirms that the above statement
of the circulation of The Sun for the
month OF August. 1907. is true to the
best of his knowledge and belief.
PETER PURYEAR,
Notary Public.
My commission expires January %,
1908.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19

Phoney-Say. Butt, when I die !
hopes tn be lawyer | once heard
Of"
Butt-Hows dat
Phoney-Dis lawyer died pleadin'
at the bar, and dey carried him out
on a beer.-Boh emian Magazine.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
SLIGHTLY HUMOROUS.

Daughter-He writes me fourteen
letters a week.
Father-But he gets only one pay
envelope
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-09-19
Daily Thought.

Living in itself is the great lesson
in making life."
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

Mrs. H. A. S. Marsh, 2128 Reservoir St.,
Los Angeles, Cal, President Woman's
Benevolent Association, writes:
81 suffered with Ia grippe for seven
weeks, and nothing could do or take
helped me until tried Peruna.
81 felt at once that 1 had at last Sc
cured the right medicine and kept
steadily improving. Within three
weeks I was fully restored, and 1 am
glad that gave that truly great remedy
q trial.
81 will never be without it again"
Used Pe-ru-na For Bronchitis.
Mr.. Frank Battle, Jr., First street,
near Charlotte Eve, West Nashville,
Tenn, writes:
at desire to say for the benefit Of
others that your Peruna has unques-
tionAbly cured meof chronic bronchitis.
1t is the grandest discovery of the age
for throat and lungs"
Peruna is not simply q palliative to
relieve some of of the distressing symp-
toms. 1t brings permanent relief.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

Quincy Adams Sawyer is at a good
old-fashioned husking bee and,
when he finds a red ear takes great
pleasure, evidently, In carrying out
the penalty of kissing every glri
present. He goes from the free
from-cafe kiss to the reverent salute
Fhe presses on the brow of the blind
girl, Alice Pettingill. The actor
who plays the role told an inter
viewer in New York recently that
the kissing he had to do was a fear
full bore He looked upon 1t as hav'
ing to do so much kissing for such g
week. He complains because the
management gave him number o.
extra girls to kiss in the husking BET
scene.
Quincy Adams Sawyer" will b,
presented at the Masonic Temple
theater, one night only, Thursday
November %, Thanksgiving night.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
True Cause of Disease.

TN these days almost every ailment Ii
/ supposed to be caused by disease
germs.
The medical profession as well as the
people, seem to have gone mad over the
germ theory of disease.
The universal fear and dread of dis
ease germs is becoming a very serious
matter to the welfare and happiness OF
the people.
DR.. Hartman has consistently con-
tended through all the rise and spread
OF the germ theory, that most diseases
are caused by climatic influences.
For instance, catching cold is respon-
sible for more than one-half of the ills
to which human beings are subject.
Danger of Neglected Colds.
person catches cold easily, thinks
nothing about it, HegIectS Ii, when IL
| finally becomes settled in some organ
of the body, and chronic disease Is the
result.
4 few doses of Peruna in the Begin
ming of the cold would have saved
months of suffering, as well as great ex-
pense for treatment.
PeruRa is reliable relief for cold.
Almost every body knows this.
Instead OF trying to dislodge or kill
some imaginary germ, IL Peruna was
used at the proper time it's tonic proper
tiles and anti-catarrhal qualities would
soon convince the patient that he has
found the right remedy.
A multitude OF letters are received
testifying to this fact.
Keep Peruna in the house. Use IL
whenever cold or climatic affections as
sail, and sickness in the household will
become greatly lessened, if not entirely
prevented.
CataTrh Of the Stomach.
Mr.. Christian Hoffman,, r. F. d. l,
Slatington, Pa, writes:
"For many years / suffered with ca
cafarrh of the stomach. l was coughing
day and night. After having tried
three doctors and many remedies, one Of
your almanacs came to my hand, and I
bought some Peruna. So far / have
taken six bottles, and I have not suf-
fered with caLarrh this summer. I am
cured and Peruna did it. l give Peruna
to my children when they feel bad and
you should see how healthy they are"
Nose, Throat and Stomach.
Mr.. Delbert b. Craft, Lowell, Inda
writes:
"For long time suffered with
chronic catarrh of the nose, throat and
stomach. l would continually take
cold and my stomach was in bad condi-
ton. / truly suffered untold misery. /
took various medicines and tried the
treatment Of several physicians, but 1
felt no better. A friend advised me to
take PeTuna. wrote to DIR. Hartman,
who prescribed treatment. AS soon as
l commenced to take Peruna was sur
prised at the relief it gave me. kept ON
taking 1t until I had taken thirteen bot
ties and was cured"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
PRINCE JONAH
KALANlANA0LE
MalaTlal Fever For Several
Months.

Mrs. Sue M. Morris, 22l4 SOaazSSa0'
Patterson St., Nashville, Tenn, writes
"LaSt fall a severe attack of u7aEar rial
fever laid me up for some months. My
| condition was serious for time and
the doctor who was attending me did
not seem able to cope with the trouble
ga neighbor advised me to let the
doctors prescription alone and try
PeruHa, extolling its virtues to the
skies, and l am now ready to do the
same, for in three days was much bet
ter and in ten days was able to be up
and in two weeks every trace of malaria
had left my system.
81 now use Peruna off and on when in
need of tonic and it braces me up won
derfully."
"The Doctors Gave Me Up"
Mr.. Lewis Kitchen, Huntingdon, Ohio,
writes:
az cannot thank you enough for the
good your Peruna has done me. About
six months ago could NOT leave my
bed, and the doctors gave me up saying
that had consumption and could not
live. Then friend recommended
Peruna to me, and commenced using it..
"When started to use your Peruna
weighed III pounds, and now weigh
l72 pounds. l had been sick for ton
years, and was so sick 1 could not turn
over in bed when 1 began the use Of
Peruna. thihk it is the greatest med
icine Of its time.
81 am now feeling we and hearty
and would not be without PerLGna."
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
TWENTY KISSES IN A PLAY.
Record in Quincy Adams Sawyer
-s Big New England Play.

If.all the world loves a loyersdt is
equally true that all theater-goers
enjoy lovers on the stage who are
given to .osculatory demonstration.
There have been many famous kisses
ON the stage. The first one of note
was the Emma ABBOTT kiss, and
more recently there has been the
Nethersole-Carmen kiss. Most -peo-
pie would Lot give the snap of a
finger for play in which they
could not see the hero make. love
to one or more pretty women; they
like to see them indulge in oscula-
tory exercises as often as the story
of the play may permit.
The great New - England play
Quincy Adams Sawyer, which is
! attracting crowded houses every
where, takes it's name from a veal
thy and young Boston lawyer who
goes into the country for his health
and charms all the village girls. Ir
the play this young hero beats the
stage record for kissing. His kiss
ing opportunities in the first anC
second acts may be limited, but witt
his oscillations of the third ant
fourth acts he more than makes VI
for his deficiencies in the preyiou
two acts.
In the third act one may find
good study in the art of kissing
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

Mr.. Charles Brown, Rogersville, Tenn,
writes:
~ feel it my duty to write you few
words in praise of your Peruna. / have
tried many different remedies, but have
found that Peruna is the greatest tonic
on earth, and a perfect system builder
"a friend advised me to take Peruna
for Indigestion, and it cured me in q
short time. l was very weak and
nervous, could sleep but little at night,
but Peruna cured that tired, aH.ROne
feeling, and made me feel like q new
man, so heartily recommend it to all
who are weak and run down. Peruna
will give new life and energy. 1 can.
not speak too highly of Peruna, and will
not forget to recommend it on every
hand. 1 will answer any letter from
those desiring to know what PerunH has
done for me-"
systemic CatarTh.
Miss Marie Lesser, 92S w. 86th street,
Chicago, ILL.,, writes: .r.
az am glad to give good word for
Peruna, and l hope that all who see
this who are troubled with systemic ca.
tarrh rs I was for years, will profit by
it. / had tried many remedies, but none
did more than give me temporary relief
and some did not even do that. took
Peruna at the suggestion of friend and
was more than pleased and surprised at
the results. am now perfectly well
and strong"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
YALE DEFEATED HARVARD.
Final Score Was 10 to 0 for Game
Sons Of Eli. ~..,..

CAMBRIDGE, Nov, 23.-Yale. de-
feated Harvard today by score OF
IL to 0. The weareEs of the GRIM
son could not score. The day was
perfect Indian summer and the
crowd was estimated at 10000. The
Duchess of Marlborough, Mrs. Mich
oIas Longworth, Governor Guild
and a large number of state Officers
witnessed the game.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
DEFENSE in
.PINDELL CASE |:
F. N. PENDELL CHANGED WITH
THEFT, PROVES THAT ANIMAL
ALLEGED TO. BE STOLEN WAS
SOLD HIM BY OTHERS.

The defense in the case Of the
state of Idaho vs. F. M. Pindell had
its inning in the district court just
before the noon recess today, and by
the testimony of the defendant and
Elmer Howerton, a farmer residing
in the lilo section, made its case,
showing the particular cow in ques-
ton to have been sold to the de-
tendant by Howerton.
Pindell was arrested several weeks
ago on a charge of having stolen a
COW belonging to Charles D. King
and selling the animal to G. D. Nc
Grath at Lapwai.
The testimony of the defendant
corroborated by Howerton was to
the effect that the COW in question
was purchaser from Howerton with
hVe others in February of this year
and was kept at he Pindell farm
near Dublin, for several weeks. The
cattle were then taken to Little
Canyon for early summer range anc
In July were taken to the Winches
ter section for summer pasture. TIT
herd, including about $50 head, wa
returned to the Pindell farm in Sep
TENDER and after feeding there TO
about two weeks a number OF tn
steers were sold to Ira Small OF tn
Lewiston fiat, and 1t was while de
ltvering these cattle that the re-
COW in question was sold to McGrat'
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
CystItls Z utIreIy Relieved.

Miss Matte M ARTHUR, care of Hos
pital, Medical Lake, Wash, writes: Il
~ have not written to you for some
time, but, Oh, / lave given you many
words of praise. I an so well. had
cystitis very bad y and could not walk
any distance without suffering intense
pain, but do no have q touch Of my
old suffering nov. I can never praise
Peruna enough. an telling every one
how much good PsrunS has done for
me.H
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
Catarrh Of Head and Throat.

Mrs. William H. Hinchliffe, 20 Myrtle
street, Beverly, Mass, writes:
81 have taken four bottles Of PeRuna,
and can say that it has done me q
great deal of good for catarrh Of the
head and throat. recommend Peruna
to all sufferers with catArrh. l do not
think I ever felt much better. I am
really surprised at the work 1 can do
do not think too much praise can be
aRid Of Peruna,"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
Took Revenge on the Foreman.

ST. LOUIS, Nov. 23.-In view Of
5000 working men at the American
Car company plant, Ernest Harziel
today shot and killed William Cha
raucek, the foreman of the plant,
and with his revolver defied arrest
until he was overpowered.
He claimed Charaucek abused and
discharged him without cause.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
Blood Clot on Brain,

WASHINGTON, Nov. 23.--Frank
Sargent, commissioner of the gem
eral immigration bureau, is critical
ly i'll at his home in this city.
The case is diagnosed as a blood
clot on the brain. His condition is
such that nobody is permitted to see
him except the nurse and physicians
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

The ministers of Coffeyville, Kan,
have adopted a uniform scale of
prices for conducting funerals, and
they propose to extend their organi-
zation to all parts of the state.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
Piano Tuning.

We will, for this month only, tuna
and regulate pianos for Three Dol
lars. Chant Music Co., 618 Main st.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
Piano Tuning.

We will, for this month only, tune
and regulate pianos for Three Dol
lars. Chant Music Co., 61S Main st.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
Special 3. r. Rates via 0. r. & N. %
Idaho Falls. t6g

Account meeting Modern WOOD
men Of America: tl3
On sale Dec. s, and 8, at fare OF
one and one-third fare for the round
trip, final return limit December Is,
1907. For further particulars call
on or address C. w. Mount. General
Agent, Lewiston, Idaho.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

ANNAPOLIS, Md, Nov. 23.-Ff
nal score: Navy, IL; Virginia Poly
technic, 0.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

CHICAG. Nov. 23.-Final score
Chicago, 4 Carlisle, 10.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

Century Printing Co. Phone, Black
COL. Basement Lewiston Natl Bank.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

WEST POINT, Nov. 2S.-Ffrst
half: Syracuse, 4 Army, 0.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

Prince Jonah Kalanianaole, Dewey Hotel,
Washington, d. c., Delegate to Congress from
Hawaii writes:
81 can CheerfuHy recommend your
Peruna as very effective remedy for
coughs, colds and catarrhal trouble"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

IMAM Chamberlain's Cough Remsdy. In
many homes it Is relied upon as I'M
pnciely as the family physician. It con-
ealns no opium or other narcotic, ana
may be given as confidently TO oaoy
~sto an adult. Price asa: large size ooe
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

of Lapwai. n
y The case will be submitted to the
jury this evening, and it is expected
a. verdict will be reached tonight.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
Other Football Seort

MADISON, Wis, Nov. 23.-Final
score: Wisconsin, IL Minnesota, IT.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23

Try The Teller Want ADS.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-11-23
GRATEFUL MEN1.WOMEN PRAISE PE-RU-NA.

-eo-S-S-S-O-S-S-e-S-
Mrs. Ellen Maggie. Ala 4th ]
St., Green Bay, Wis, writes
81 have often heard Pc \
runa praised and it is more 1
widely known here than !
other medicines, but l never
knew what splendid med
icine it really was until a
few weeks ago when l
caught a bad cold which
settled all over me.
"The doctor wanted to ]
prescribe, but 1 told him l 4
was going to try Peruna !
and sent for a bottle and 1
tried it. l felt much better
the nextmornirg and with
in five days 1 had not
trace of any lameness or
cough"
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20

Bashful Mani feel like a fish out
out water!
Pal-Ah, want q drink?-D2tra
Free Press.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
Be Careful.

When, roller skaters see the ladies'
Looking at them, m skiddoo
In their best style, they should be care
full
Lest they break a leg or two.
-EBNnston Post,
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
Faith,

In the far future, men will look
back at us, their ancestors OF the
twentieth century. and smile. And
particularly, they will be amused, n
astonished. by our robust faith.
TO think" they will exclaim, that
there ever lived rational beings who
could believe that through and though,
and tough spelled, respectively. thru,
and thro and tut. incredible!"-
Puck.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
An Instructive Calculator.

Remember" said the kind elderly
gentleman, that you may be president
of the United States"
Yes answered the boy whose ia
Their is connected with the race track.
But look at the population OF the
country. I've only got n chance IN
millions. | amt playing Il long
shots like that."-WashingtOn Star.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
WAGES the Object.

$50 you want a job, do your said
the boss. What can you do?'
20, nothing in particular. AS a mat
ter OF fact it doesn't make much diff.
ference TO me as long as | get good
Observation-Disclosures Sentinel.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
Mjoht Do Ii Yet.

Eyes, we all make mistakes that
leave us downcast. Why, n time l
felt like committing suicide, but l
didn't do it."
That was a mistake; but it can be
remedied Houston Post.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
Alas!

A kid stood musing on the ice,
With an expression hapless,
Because the skating was so nice
And his old buckiers strapiess.
Judge.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
The Procession.

Our cooks-we always have three,
you know
Three cooks?"
..Oh, yes! The n that's going,
The one that's coming and the ono
that's here."-Puck.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20

We keep all the good things to
eat that a first class grocery
should keep. Let us supply your
wants in the grocery ine.-Prud-
homme & McFaddin.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
The Evidence.

DO you think that ring she wears
fs a real diamond"
Impossible. Look at her finger
nails."-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20
No Divvy.

No 0ivvy.
Does your husband divvy up the
result of his poker games with you?"
mo, indeed; I always insist that he
nav his own losses.'-Houston POST.
The Lafayette advertiser. [volume] (Vermilionville [i.e. Lafayette], La.) 1865-19??, 1907-03-20

He-I told your father | couldn't
live without you.
She-And what did he say?
He-Oh. he offered to pay my
funeral expenses.