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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14

Such . Pity.
Say, 1t must be a great joke for the
fish that gets away when he hears
himself described as the biggest that
ever was."
mo, it's all lost on him."
How do you know"
Scientific experiments prove that
fish do not hear"
As Revised.
Mother, may l go out to skater"
20, yes my little Pete.
Put on the rollers, stand up straight
But don't you move your feet"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14

A successful fnancier is a man who
can separate other men from their
money without the aid of a sandbag.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14
1t Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating. ~callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c: Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14

Many a man becomes q jailbird
through his strenuous efforts to feath-
er his nest.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14
The Latest.

Doctor, my son is excessively dit.
fident-"
"Ah, he has q rare ailment."
"lndeed?"
Yes, he is troubled with ingrowine
ego"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14
%, BUT PERFECTLY WELL.
The Happy Experience Of a New cas.
tie, Pa, Woman.

Mrs. John Mansell, GA So. jefferson
It,, New Castle. Pa, says: For years
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children ttetIIng. Sofiens tie gumk. reduces in
ftamnation Allays pain. cures wind cole. 2C . bottle
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14

HIDES. PELTS AND WOOL.
To get full value, ship to the old reliable
I. w. Hide Il Fur Co, Minneapolis, Mimi.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14

It's the after effect Of experience
that counts.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-06-14
krause's Cold Cure.

For cold in head, throat, chest or back.
Best remedy for La Grippe. Druggists, 25c.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
BABY TORTURED BY ITCHING.
Rash Covered Face and Feet-Would
Cry Until Tired Out-SPeedy
Cure by Cuticurs.

"My baby was about nine months
old when she had rash en- her face
and feet. Her feet seemed to irritate
her most, especially nights. They
would cause her to be broken in her
rest, and sometimes she would cry
until she was tired out. l had always
used Cuticura Soap myself, and had
heard of so many cures by the Cuti-
cura Remedies that / thought would
give them a trial. The improvement
was noticeable in a few hours, and
before I had used one box of the Gu
ticura Ointment her feet were well
and have never troubled her since. l
also used it to remove what is known
as cradle cap" from her head, and
it worked like a charm, as it
cleansed and healed the scalp at the
same time. Now 1 keep Cuticura
Ointment on hand in case of any
little rash or insect bites, as it takes
out the Inflammation at once. Per-
haps this may be the means of help
ing other suffering babies. Mrs. Hat
tie Currier, Thomaston, Me-, June 8,
1906."
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

The revelations regarding fraudu-
lent paint materials which have been
made by the Agricultural Experiment
Station of Fargo, N. D., and published
by Prof. E. F. Laid. state commits
sioner, have occasioned almost as
much of a sensation as the exposure
Of a~dulteration in food products did
when the latter first began to appear.
1t has been shown that kegs marked
Pure White Lead" often contain other
substances such as chalk, barytes,
silica, ETC., and that oil supposed to
be linseed often contains petroleum
ad~ulterants, to say nothing Of water
In large proportions. Sometimes, So
called white Leads" contain not an
iota of genuine White Lead.
The farmer is a large user of paint.
No one Is more interested than he is,
that the label should enable him to
get what he supposes he is paying for.
There should be a law in every state
requiring that all paint packages be
labeled exactly according to their con-
tents. That would enable every paint
buyer to buy intelligently.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
ONE WAY OUT OF DIFFICULTY.
Match Twins with Twins, Was the
Fond Mothers Idea.

A little woman entered a drug store
and asked the proprietor if he had AN
other picture"
What kind of a picture do you
mean" the druggist asked.
"One like this" said the woman,
holding up an attractive advertising
print.
Il may have one or two of them
left" the proprietor said, but l
haven't many of them"
The said she only wanted
one, and her tom indicated that she
was anxious for that one. She ex-
planned that the one she had with her
had been given to one of her children.
Another child, she stated, was sick,
and was crying for a picture such as
his brother had.
That's a bad way to bring up your
children" yentured a oma customer
in the store. do you try to give a
child everything he cries for just be-
cause his brother is more fortunate"
But" said the mother of the chill
dren, you don't know. The children
are twins and what one has the other
wants."
Suppose" objected the moralist,
when your children get older, they
fall in love with the same girl, what
will they do?"
But the mother was ready. She
promptly replied:
Find twins and fall in love with
them"
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
DREADED TO EAT.
A Quaker Couples Experience.

How many persons dread to eat their
meals, although actually hungry near
ly all the time!
Nature never intended this should
be so, for we are given a thing called
appetite that should guide us as to
what the system needs at any time
and can digest.
But we get in a hurry, swallow our
food very much as we shovel coal into
the furnace, and our sense of appetite
becomes unnatural and perverted.
Then we eat the wrong kind of food
or eat too MUGS. and there you are
indigestion and its accompanying
miseries.
A Phila. lady said, the other day:
my husband and I have been sick
and for Is or 20 years from
drinking coffee-feverish, indigestion,
totally unfit, a good part Of the time,
for work or pleasure. We actually
dreaded to eat BUR meals.
1--WE tried doctors and patent medi-
cines that counted up into hundreds of
dollars, with little if any benefit.
"Accidentlly, a small package OF
Postum came into my hands. ! made
some according to directions, with SUI
prising results. We both liked it and
have not used any coffee since.
ssThe dull feeling after meals has
left us and we feel better every way
We are SO well satisfied with Postum
that we recommend it to our friends
who have been made sick and nervous
and miserable by coffee" Name given
by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, sThe Road to
MELVILLE" in pkgs. There's = Rea-
SON."
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
PROVE EVERY CLAIM
Or. WiIliama' Pink Pills a Specific
For AnaemIa and a Safe Family
Medicine.

Aa
When the body becomes run down,
either as q result Of overwork, worry
or a severe illness, an examination of
the blood would show 1t to be weak
and watery. This condition Is called
anaemic, which Is the medical term
for "~bloodless." The common symp-
toms are ~paleness of the lips, gums
and cheeks, shortness OF breath and
palpitation of the heart after the
slightest exertion, dull eyes and loss
of appetite.
Mr.. Louis l.. Clark, a painter, OF 10
Lincoln Place. Plainfield, N. j., says.
Last May I was obliged to undergo
an operation for appendicitis and
while the operation in itself was sue
c~essful, did not recover my strength
and health. l was confined to my bed
for over a month and was under the
doctors care. When / was able to
get up my legs were SO weak and I'M
steady that l could only walk with a
cane with difficulty.
81 was getting no better and could
not think of going back to work. l
was discouraged, when a neighbor
told me that DR.. Williams Pink Pills
had cured her and advised me to try
them. l began taking them about the
middle Of June and soon felt so much
better that l kept or and was cured.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have cur
ed rheumatism, chlorosis, after effects
of the grip and ~fevers. and, as the
health of the nerves depends upon the
purity of the blood, they are invalu-
able in neuralgia. nervous debility,
sleeplessness, dizziness and even To-
comotor ataxia and paralysis.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid. on re-
ceipt of price, SO cents per box. six
boxes $3.50, by the DR.. Williams Med
icine Co.. Schenectady, N. Y.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
Proper Method Of WALKING.

To derive any real benefit from
walking, the step must be light and
elastic; swing the body so easily from
one leg to the other that it's weight
is not felt. The harmonious play OF
the muscles imparts a supple grace
and litheness that is felt mentally as
well as physically, and produces a
healthy glow, showing that the slug
gish blood is stirred to action in the
most remote veins. This manner of
walking, as may be imagined,
strengthens the whole body, giving
tone to the nerves and producing just
the sort of healthful fatigue which
encourages sound rest and beautiful
slumber.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
Gen. cronie,s "Whlte FIaq.r

Earl Roberts, who has given up his
town house in Portland Place anc
gone to live in the country, has trans
ferred his large collection Of curios to
his residence at Englemere, near AS
cot. One of the most highly priced is
a piece of dirty white rag, very much
the worse for wear, and many seeing
it have wondered what on earth it
was doing among other curios. 1t is
the white flag" that Gen. Cronje sent
to Lord Roberts intimating his sur
render at neutrality-suspicious.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

We are known as the largest growers of
Grasses, Clovers, Oats, Barley, Corn, Po-
tatoes and Farm Seeds in America. Oper-
ate over 5000 acres.
FRI
Our mammoth l4S-page catalog is mailed
free to all intending buyers; or send
SC IN STAMPS
and receive sample of perfect balance ra-
ton grass seed" together with Fodder
Plants, Clover, etc., ETC., and big Plant
and Seed Catalog free.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Box w, La
Crosse, Wis.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
HoW'S This?

How's This?
We offer One Hundred Doliars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured By Halls
Catarrh Cure.
F. j. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo, O.
We. the undersigned, have known f. J. Cheney
for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly hon
orabie IN all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDtNG. kINNAN IL MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price 20 cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
n Eaole yves

where's the bahbah?" asked the
soft young chap from the east.
I'm the barber, sonny" drawled
the big man in the wide hat and red
shirt.
And do you know how to clip
haih?"
II should say SC. Just stand about
ten PAGES, and II / can't clip off every
lock in IL shots, I'll set up the lick
er."-Chicago Daily News.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
Gold cninaue Of tho World.

United States is coming annually
about $500, 600, 900 in gold; Great Bri-
tain, nearly $50, 900, 900; Australasia,
France, about $3.50 900; Germany,
about $25, 0o0, 900, and Japan, more
than $50, 900, 900.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
1847-1eo7.

1847-1907.
60 years ago Allcock's Plasters were
first introduced to the public. They are
to-day the worlds standard plasters.
This invention has been one Of the
greatest blessings imaginable and af-
fords the quickest, cheapest and best
means ever discovered for healing
and relief Of certain ailments.
Allcock's are the original and gen.
uine porous plasters and are sold by
Druggists all over the world.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

WANTED-For U. S. Army, able
bodied, unmarried men, between ages
of Fl and 35; citizens of United States.
Of good character and temperate hab-
its. who can speak, read and write
English; for information apply to re-
cruiting officer, 1875 N. Court, Mem
phis, Tenn; 236 Main, Jonesboro,
Ark; Tupelo. Miss, or Humboldt,
Tenn.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Kline,.s
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 500
rial bottle and treatise. DR.. r. III. Kline,
Id, 93l Arch ST.. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

The retirement of Rear Admiral
Sigsbee will leave in active service
only Evans and Dewey Of all the high
naval officers who took part in the
Spanish war.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
Prickly thistles have their uses
without doubt, but that doesn't justi'
fy you In becoming oEe.

Take Garfield Tea, the mild Herb lax
alive, to purify the blood, eradicate dis
ease, and maintain Good Health.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

Money refunded for each package of
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES if unsatis-
factory. Ask your druggist.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

That is LAXATIVE BRONO Quinine. Similarl
named remedies sometimes deceive. The first an
original Cold Tablet is n WHITE PACK wit
black and red lettering. and bears the signature O
&c. w GROVE. 25c.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
TransvaaI,s Gold Yield

In the Transvaal the average yield
of gold Is half an n to the ton.
The expenses are, roughly, s6.25 . ton
Of ore.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

What we are stretches past what we
do, beyond what we possess.-Drum'
mond.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
FORGE!

Perhaps no spot in
all America has a sig
nificance to Americans
such as attaches to that
little vale in the hills
of Chester unit y,
Pen n sylvani a. Ply
mouth Rock has it's halo
of history, but without
Valley Forge the land
ing of the Pilgrims
would have been a for
gotten incident. 1t was
at Valley Tc-ge that the
Young nation was tried
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

Clothes do not make the man, but
they have the first crack at making
impressions of the man.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

Ola Nelson. the Danish Duse. who
has come to this country to fill q
number Of engagements under the
auspices of the Scandinavian societies,
is celebrated - an Interpreter OF ID
aAn
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

The soubrette has the laugh on the
comedian who gets none.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. AT druggists.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

American Hens Did Well.
The last census year-1900-showed
the production of eggs in the United
States to be 1898, 662, 433 dozen.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

a preventive of dandruff or a tonic for
the hair, you cannot do better than use
.Barry's Tricopherous. Established in
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

1t isn't always the people who jolly
you most that are your best friends.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22
WRITE US FREELY

Lord Iveagh has one OF the most GU
rious hobbies In the world. 1t Is
the collection of old silver potato
rings, which are large silver sockets
in the form of rings, into which the
wooden bowl used for potatoes used
to be fitted. They are much priced
by bric-a-brac hunters.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

To be a great man it is necessary
to turn to account all opportunities
Rochefouc2uld.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

Vice President Fairbanks nearly
always walks from his residence to
the capitol and back, and often after
dusk goes for long strolls through
the northwest section of Washington.
The Tupelo journal., 1907-02-22

Glover & Grass Seeds.
Everybody loves lots and lots of Glover
Grasses for hogs, cows, sheep and swine.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
reduction of so cents per day, the
scale in effect prior to January &c,
FRENCH ARE WEAKENING.
Showing a Disposition to Compromise
With Church Authorities.

Paris. Feb. 15.-The agreement be-
tween Minister OF Education BRAND
and the church authorities here on
the form of the contracts for the lease
of the churches of Paris to the parish
priests, will, IL reached. only become
legally binding on the projects of the
various departments.
While it is certain that 95 per cent
of the mayors and municipal councils
will accept the Paris form of contract
it can not be legally construed by the
federal government and the municipal
council of Pons. of which ex-Premier
Combes is president, already has de-
cided to 'abide by the terms of the law
of February ,. 1907. which places the
Catholic churches at the disposition of
the Catholic clergy without the nee
essity of a contract between the may
ors and the parish priests"
The members of the household Of
the archbishop of Paris, Cardinal
Richard, take exception TO the idea
that an agreement relating to the
churches will in any sense constitute
a solution of the religious issues. In
this connection a prelate who is close
to the archbishop said:
I'VE wished primarily to save pub
lie worship from shipwreck and upon
that point we are succeeding; but be-
yond that the religious question has
not advanced a foot
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
BIG STRIKE IN RUSSIA.
One Is Predicted by Alexis Aladdin,
Leader of Peasant Party.

New York. Feb. 15.-A1exis Aladdin
leader of the peasant party in Russia,
arrived here today. He proposes tour
ing the country. lecturing for the cause
of freedom in Russia. He already has
been invited to speak at Harvard and
Yale. Mr.. Ailadin said upon his arrival
today that ne would not be surprised if
the new douma is never organized. 1t
is now too late to stop the progress of
liberty in Russia he said. The lib
eral sentiment is so broadcast and gen
eral that it will come to the front in
spite of all government opposition"
Although born a peasant, Alladin stu
died at the University of KaZan, from
which he was expelled for voicing lib
unions in the vicinity of Kazan for
which he was arrested and sentenced
to four years imprisonment to be fol-
lowed by eight years exile in north
Russia. He escaped to Germany but
returned when the cars liberation
manifesto was issued. He was elected
a deputy to the Douma and founded the
peasant and labor party. He is it's pres
ent leader although prevented by the
government from being nominated for
the second Douma.
Mr. Aladdin said that the condition
of the poorer classes in Russia is ex-
tremely desperate. He believes, he said,
that more than million persons will
die in that country during the next
three months from starvation.
Unless the constitutional rights de-
manded by the Russian people are i'm
mediately granted, Mr.. Alladin assert
ed, there will be one of the greatest
strikes the world has ever seen. The
Russian navy will join in the revolt
from the first. he declared, and will be
quickly followed by the army.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
THE GAMERS SPEAK UP.
Want the Government to Help Secure
Open Door Policy.

Buffalo. \. Y, Feb. 15.-The National
Federation of Gamers and Packers
formed here yesterday, adopted the fol-
lowing resolutions:
Resolved. That the president of the
United States in the negotiating of
treaties is hereby asked to give some
attention to the advisa bility of placing
American canned goods on the reduced
tariff list into foreign countries.
Resolved, That the National Can
ners convention. in annual meeting as
sembled, respectfully requests that all
possible be done to bring about the
open door policy in the orient for the
speedy development of American COM
merce and trade"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
IN a SLOT MACHINE.
BY Accident 2 Wichita Man Dropped
SO Gold Piece

wichita. Kan. Feb. 15-J. Black
well of Kansas City, Mo, while wait
ing at the Santa Fee station for the
train to take him to his home at Kan
the ticket window, was wished by a
copper cent in the automatic Weighing
machine which stands in the depot.
Soon after Mr.. Blackwell made this
decision, E. c. Moriarity. the clerk at
the ticket window, was visitel by a
very excited gentleman, who explained
to him that he had. by mistake, placed
a 50 gold piece in the slot of the
penny machine.
Mr. Moriarty found a key and sue
ceeded in restoring the coin to the
owner
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
Cannot Plead Guilty.

Grand Island, Neb.. Feb. 15.-Because
the Nebraska law makes 1t the duty of
the jury and not of the judge to assess the
penalty in a murder case, John Hamlin
who recently entered a plea of guilty of
murder in the first degree killing his
sweetheart, Rachael Engle. must go
through the form of trial. This was the
decision of Judge Hanna Yesterday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15

THE MARVEL OF THE AGE IN
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
Reduce Printers Wages.

Butte. Mont, Feb. 15.-Publishers
of the Butte and Anaconda daily pa
pers have served notice that when the
present strike of pressmen is adjusted
publication will not be resumed until
the printers and stereotypers accept
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
KanIhars TO Blame.

KauIbars TO Blame.
Kuropatkin's conclusions" declare
that Kaulbars, in spite of the com
mander-in-chief's orders to attack
ramained inactive and did not even
know the disposition of his own
froops. The next day Kaulbars made
no move and diSregarded orders ener-
getically to attack the enemy's letl
wing.
Datails of forces at Kaulbar's dis
nosal are tabulated and it is shown
that "Down to February IS, thirty Live
hattalions never went into action,
while the Japanese were successfully
carving on q turning movement be-
fore their very eyes.
"At this time" Kuropatkin contin-
ues' "the commander in chief ordered
Kaulbars to send all troops possible
TO the right of the river. He did ex-
actly the contrary, moving two regl-
ments over to the left bank. We could
have concentrated more than 1UV pat
ia lions and thrown them against Nogi.
Kaulbars not only disobeyed the order
70 throw troops across the river, but,
having lost five days, he went SO far
in allowing the turning movement
that on February % part of his force
was still operating. not against Nogl'
but against Oku's left wing.
seThe loss of time and the weakness
of the forces opposed to Nogi consti-
tute the entire explanation Of our
Mukden failure
Kaulbars is further blamed for not
his troops which were in
a state of great confusion for drawing
recklessly on the reserves and for
many shortcomings
The book contains the text of Cen
eraI Kuropatkin's reports TO the en-
peror in which he enlarges on the
cause of the defeat at Mukden. Else
where, however Kuropatkin frankly
admits to the emperor that he himself
was much to blame for the Mukden
defeat saying he did not insist sur
ficientiv. before the beginning of the
battle, on a strong reserve for the de-
cisive movement.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
Oregon's Antipass Law.

Salem, Ore, Feb. 15.-The state legisla-
ture has passed bill which makes It OBJ
ligatory on the railroads to furnish free
transportation for district officers and to
county judges and sheriffS- The bill has
gone to the governor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15
HE INITIATED THAW.
Altoona Boy Stole $135 and Enter
tanned Chorus Girls.

Altoona. Pa. Feb. 15.-stealing s1S5
from his father, Leo Zeak, aged Is.
went to Cleveland a week ago. put up
at the best hotel and began entertain
ing chorus girls, in imitation of Harry
Thaw, in whose trial he has taken
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15

deep interest. His whereabouts were
discovered through letter he wrote to
a young friend. telling of the high life
he was enjoying. At the instance of
the father the Cleveland police arrested
the boy, who was brought home today
In lieu of other punishment the father
administered sound spanking to the
gay lad.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-02-15

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