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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
CONVERTS TO UTAH.

When the American missionaries 90
out and tell the world that Salt Lake
is an American city they will send in
here just the kind of converts that the
town and State want They will be-
long to all classes of industrial and
constructive training; they will como
from among the men who want to in
vest money; there will be among them
men of vast business experience; they
will include progressionists from all
walks in life, civil and religious The
result Of their coming here will be Just
what every good citizen desires-free.
dom and progress.
This thing of sending out mission
aries to first induce people to believe
that some man is the personal represen-
tative of the Almighty. and then gath
ering them here to pay religious ard
political homage 10 the object of that
belief, has been tried for over fifty
years now-and Salt Lake fell behind
the poorest urchin in the industrial
race.
The mere news which went out from
here In 1905, that Salt Lake had be
come American. gave TO the town moro
of Real Boost than had come in the
whole previous half century.
With American missionaries ont in
the country TO tell the good news, who
can foretell the magnitude Of the
benefit which will come to the town
and the State?
Keep the good work going! IT is
the thing that viii win industrial and
commercial supremacy for Salt Lake,
and that will give Uncle Sam the place
OF honor at the Utah thanksgiving Ia
And just whisper: This game of
trying to prevent the American mis-
sionary service is only the old fifty
year dodgel Pass it up
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
PLEASE PASS THE HAY.
Phllad elphia Record.

Philadelphia Record.
81 have heard many stories of in.
telhgence in animals, said close OBJ
server of animal life, "but the actions
OF two horses the other day equaled,
if not surpassed many of the tales. The
pair were fine looking beasts attached
TO q farmer S wagon. and had been left
outside a feed store on Kensipgton
avenue, Just beyond their reach were
several bales Of hay. BY some clever
maneuvering the white horse, which
was nearest the pavement, managed
to get a hold of some Of the hay
His brown mate, not getting any OF
the hay. with almost human actions,
made the white horse understand that
he wished to share the feast. To satisfy
his mate the white horse took larger
mouthtuls of the hay and turned his
head in a way so that the brown horse
could enjoy the feast. By the time
their owner reached them nearly half
the bale of hay had been devoured by
the pair When the owner of the hay
was informed of the unique manner in
which the horses secured their luncheon
be said that IL was n good scheme, and
he would stand for the loss.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
where The Tribune Is On Sale.

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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
WOMAN'S WILES.

Ladies Home Journal.
As a married couple were walking
down one Of the main thoroughfares of
o city the husband noted the attention
which other women obtained from
passers-by and remarked to his better
half:
'FFolks never look at YOU. ] wish I
had married some one better looking. -
The woman tartly replied: cit IS
your fault Do you think n man will
stare at me when you re walking with
met You step behind and see whether
men don E look at me.
The husband hung back about
dozen yards. aud for the length of the
street was surprised to see every man
his wife passed stare hard ut her and
even turn around and look after her
"Sure, lassie!h he exclaimed as he
rejoined her. 81 was wrong and take
it back. III never say aught about
your looks again.
The wjfo had made a face at every
man she met
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
TRIED TO REVIVE THEM.

Chicago News.
~ have young retriever, gentle,
we'll. bred, handsome says cores
pondenU. "Eer kindly disposition has
won her much popularity and she is
loved by the family cat, the green
Amazon parrot and the village children.
\ lew days ago some poor little super
fuous Aberdeen puppies had 10 be
drowned. But when the man went to
get the little bodies TO give them a
decent burial two had mysteriously
vanished from the pail in which they
had found watery grave, For a long
time we searched in vain, much puzzled
at the unaccouutablc disappearance, un-
I'll a servant volunteered the informa-
tion that Maggie had two little dogs
in her bed And there we found them,
two little corpses, licked clean and dry
and gently laid side by side on the
straw. She had fshed them out OF
the poil, carried them there, and APP
parently done all she could TO revive
them. She has never had any puppies
Of her own, so this seems curious
instance Of ma ternal instinct
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
HAD BIG TRADE.
Logan Republican.

Logan Republican.
Now that the rush is over, Logan
storekeepers have had time TO size up
the situation and make comparisons OF
the holiday trade with the trade Of
other ycnrs. Without single ex-
ception, Logan merchants report all
records broken. More goods were sold,
perity was thereby manifest and moro
hearts were made happy than ever be-
fore in the history OF the city. Tho
business transacted at the local post
office was also greater than ever be-
fore.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
HIS EDUCATIONAL LIMIT,

4 lawyer in Washington was telling
some colleagues Of neat rctorts ho bad
heard in court, when he was reminded
of the Interchange Of compliments be-
tween a Western Judge and sharp
tongued attorney from Chicago,
The Judge, guicktcmpered man.
had had several "run-ins" with coun-
sci, when suddenly he observed.
~ can teach you law. Mr.. Perkins,
but ] cannot teach you Manners
"That is true, your honor" retortcd
the Chicago lawyer.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
PROSPERITY.
Lehi Banner.

The winter has been an ideal one
thus far. Prices and demands for
fruits, farm crops, dairy products,
wool and beef remain strong, with
every indication of improvement. The
new year holds great possibilities for
the individual and the community. BY
industry and thrift the good times may
result in better houses, gardens and
fields for the individual and improved
stronger administration of public affairs
for the civic BODY
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
TAME TIGER CUB.
Chicago News.

NUItdSU lNs"E.
Ont of q river bed where it had tum-
bled when its dam was put to flight
some hunters in India fshed tiger
cub. In two days it was as tame as
a kitten and grew up the playmate of
the camp terriers. 1t was very fond
of them and the terriers worshipped the
tigress. To allay the fears of a woman
visitor the tieress was chained up.
Next morning the animal was found
with man under her. She had not
hurt HIM He was thief, and not
knowing of her existence had come
within the area which her length OF
chain enabled her to command, She
sprang upon him, lay on him and kept
him prisoner until guards came 10 re-
lease him,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
7 ales Of Animals
PRIZE HUNTING CAT,
Columbus Dispatch.

Columbus Dispatch
Groveport claims the distinction of
having the champion bird cat in Ohio
The owner of this cat is Lewellyn Will
k'nson. AT tho beginning OF the bird
season the cat, which is called Frank,
would follow Mr., Wilkinson TO the field
and would persist in hunting. The cat
would make circle Of about 200 feet
around his master and upon discover
ing e quail or covey would rise on
his hind legs and stand perfectly still
until the owner would come up to him.
II bird was killed he would re-
tricvc 1T. He would carry the bird in
his mouth, always catching it by the
wing, Should the bird be wounded he
would follow it until ii was caught and
then would bring 1t in.
Mr.. Wilkinson says that during the
whole season he has not lost q bird
and that the cat has been with him
every day that he has hunted. Neither
has the cat flushed single or covey,
but has always given warning when
the birds could be expected.
Mr., Wilkinson states that tho cat
was raised with some bird pups and
when he was training these pups the
cat would follow and that he presumes
it gained it's knowledge or instinct for
that training. He says that the cat has
retrieved l54 birds during the season
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
MUST BE GOOD.
La Gaulois.

Plaisantin offered in payment OF a
bin gold piece which lad a suspicious
ring Here, you We given me one of
those false coins that the counter
feiters have just been arrested for max
ing, said the merchant. "impos-
siblc. - answered piaisantin "It is
dated 1868; il it were false surely it
would have been found out before
This.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
SALT LAKE IS FUTURE.

Rlchheld Reaper.
Salt Lake is entering upon good,
lively, healthy boom. which, il taken
advantage of properly, will make that
city great and influential business
and commercial center for all the
country between the Rocky mountains
and the Sierra Ncvndns It is a boom
that will have n wholesome effect up.
on the entire State, as it will attract
attention to Utah in general. I'm
less there arc radical changes very
soon, the whole State should enjoy n
good, stimulating era Of progress, not
react,onary boom, but an epoch of
progress which natural conditions will
support and maintain.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Anyway, the Democratic minority in
the House will not be so narrow as to
oppose tho majority on the bill making
an appropriation for legislative ex.
penses.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
MEDICAL YARN.
Woman's Home comnanion

woman s Home Companion.
A prominent Southern ply,
reaching mis- Office one mornil
an old negro who had been
In his family standing in the
room. The old negro. after M
several painful symptoms, rf
usual hard luck story, and bt
doctor TO prescribe.
The physician filed a sm'
and said; "Tahe a tcaspoonf'
Nose, after each meal, and {
IN a day or two If you Dc
better. -
Mars John. I can't take
cine, answered Nose. a
You will have TO take :
want 10 get we'll. - ~ Y
"How IN I gwine take itF
[ gwine get de meals7" p
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
Has TINE FOR DRIN

Boston Herald. =
In the days of river driv
kennebec river IN Maine, old
Gilbert was a well-kuown CHI
was hale and hearty, and hf
nous appetite, <:
The men used to come dow
with a drive of logs and ge',s,
a tavern in Augusta. y
One morning, arriving lat
appetite sharpened, old UnF'
down with the first set Of n
diligently during the time
made a meal. 4 new set ofsi
and still Uncle Jim ate stess
A third set came. and S'l
keeper. becoming alarmedr
hurry up the protracted M
ing: "Better drink your ctEt
and have another cup!' sl
"No, - said the old MANI
drink till l IN half through
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Unfortunately for those who wished
to keep their reform resolution to go
to church, the weather was threatening
yesterday morning.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
WHEN YOU RE IN

At a dinner given by Eue
on his yacht Varuna, Harr]
of the burglaries in high LIT
recently startled the public
81 suppose our American
pretty bad. They are bett'
Italian morals to be foul
though.
Watching the sunset IT,
clio one winter evening y
prince approached. ard inv
q dance at mis- palace y
II attended the dance in
grim, cold palace on the "a
about 2 O'Clock in the NOR
my host good night and !
cloakroom for my coat anc'
"The attendant brought
hat and an old coat with a
- Here. said /, these al
Mine are new,
"rhe attendant shrugget
ders. ~
50 They are tine best th'
sipnor,' he said. The ney
all gone three hours ago. 4
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Doubtless there will be, as usual.
some members in the coming Legisla-
ture who win have the odd notion that
it is not necessary to speak often.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Having been invited to go to Pana-
ma and inspect the canal, Mr.. Howell
is more than ever convinced that true
merit will get recognition.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Drinkers may claim that they can at
any time do without liquor, but they
may hate TO have to prove it on Sun
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

The statement that Apostle Smoot
wants the Senate TO settle his case one
way or the other, cannot be more than
half true, anyway
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

While the church officials are busy
men, they will at any time he pleased
to talk with brethren from the country
especially members of tine Legislature
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

The Constitution would not be so bad,
according to the Smootite view, If it
did not give the courts authority TO
pass upon laws.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Business communications should be ad-
dressed: The Tribune, salt Lake Guy
Matters for publication, to Editor The
Tribune Salt Lake City, Utah
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

II members Of the Legislature are
not convinced that they are great men
1t will not be the fault Of those who
want pet measures put through.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

In looking around for help in the
stating of his views on the subject of
education, Governor Cutler may have
overlooked those skilled Logan men
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

its continuous policy of ignoring all of
the facts and abusing American citizens
who contend against the hierarchy's IS
crimes.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Perhaps the President viii wonder
if mis- views on the Smoot case are cor.
rect when Senator Foraker spenks in
favor of the apostle
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Salt Lake is not likely to give the
church officials control of its city gov
ernment again until it wants its pros
perity checked.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

The view that very little legislation
is needed in this State at present must
strike Logan as Just about right.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Perhaps Apostle Smoot viii not do
his best when he makes his speech, not
wishing to make other Senators en-
vious of him as an orator.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

in the hurry of preparing measures
for the Legislature, the Smoot man
ayers may make some of the provisions
Constitutional
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
PREACHER BECOMES

Boston fieldln.
The Rev. Nathaniel no
kinton, who died in 1887,
ty-two, was a FcderalIst
and his political sermons
wrath of his hearers, VINO
Democrats. In the r1idst
these sermons the leader o
site party felt aggrieved'
out. ;,
'Why don't you call
Howe;" ;.
II do not wish to be in
said the parsoD, solemnly, q
In a little while the
more sugrily than before: :
you call names, Mr.. Howel
.'There is no need of 1t
science is doing its work SO
the quiet response.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
Tribune Telephones.
Monday, January 7, 1907

Mr.. Borah is confident that the Idaho
Legislature will soon show that it is
the best the State has ever had.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

The Utah aud Idaho Legislatures
will not have time TO exchange visits
this winter, owing TO the new anti-pass
I,r
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
FABLE FOE R0RF

indianapolis Star. i
W. Bourke Cochran, at Z
banquet in New York eepre
speeches. &
He who makes short (
said Mr.. Cochran, Twill 4
himself in the embarrassirl,
of a friend Of mine last MOI
My friend. when ca
of his was called. rose and Z
a husky voice for an adiourS
On what groundi' Z
Judge.
Your honor was theI
have been making an addr'
other court all the morning,
myself completely exhausted. /.
" Very we'll. said Il
And he called the next case,
Another counsel rose a
turn asked for an adjournmel
" Are you exhausted. tool
Judge, What have you bes
" Your honor was the
have been listening to m
brother. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Senator Sutherland will not make the
first speech for Apostle Smoot, but he
is quite sure it will be the leading
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Senator Hepburn, ii is said, is to ex
press some views IN the Senate on the
church question in Idaho, subject to
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
A RELIC OF THE STOE
Harper's Weekly 4

lfNsA -
He reioiced in the not y
Gus name of Wood and
himself on his jokes and
artee. Few of mis- friends
capped the lash OF his toni
had victimizcd many by p
iokes-in fact, he never
portunity of being funny.
he met friend whose
Stone, and naturally a nan
was too good a chance 70 ~
'Good morning, Mr.. Ston
gavly: "and how is Mrs
all the LITTLE pebbles2 - !.
"reh. quite well. Mr.. y
the reply. Glow is Mrs. W
the little splinters?'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
ONE on ERIE
Suus nnfl Bears.

Bulls and Bears.
Shortly after Fred Undt
charge Of Erie a Western :
on him and asked him wba'
was worth. ,,1
When | was a boy,
Underwood, 81 was troupie
feet. Somebody told me
Jacob s oil. So / went TO
and asked the clerk II he
cob Is oil. He did. 'What Y
I asked.
'It amt worth a d.
piled, but we charge 81 .
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
The State Press
TOO VALUABLE TO EAT.
Veri1al Express.

Hen fruit at 60 cents dozen is con-
sidered very choice and ono of the
dainty luxuries that but few OF us
common people are able to enjoy this
winter
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
Short Stori
KEEN AND QUIC1

Pierce Jay, the commissioning
OF Massachusetts. Mt the
BANKERS association in ST. L
Gated q better accounting sys
But above ALL said Mr..
discussion Of his ideas, 1--WE II
ligence il embezzlement is
oughly put down. Systems q
but intelligence is better an
iers and tellers ard bookkgl
note clerks we want tbe =
quick intelligence that charac>
Capt: Hiram Cack Of Glouce
"Cack lay very i'll. One *
,downhcarted, feeling that hi,
hopeless. II
I" Il fenr. doctor he $,
ism e much hope for me- i
:" ooh, yes, there is,' the
swered. Three years ago
your condition precisely, al
me now. 4,
"Cack, intelligent and ~
quickly: u
81 What doctor did you "a
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
TIE DYING FAUNA.

Saturday Review.
America is nothing if not money
making, yet even the Americans, when
they found their wild fauna being de-
stroyed, did not hesitate TO spend
money freely on what remained. They
were too late 20 save the bison, but
what they have done in saving many
other wild animals including the sum
mer duck, in peril of extinction, Yel-
lowstone. the grandest sanctuary in
the world, testi6es It is a shame that
we should have Jagged behind America
and Germany, even Norway. A large
vote for game preservation in Africa
would be popular in the country and
in Parliament. Somaliland in particu-
lar deserves more protection. For
many years it has been the unhappy
hunting ground of those who care for
nothing but trophies. TO whom the
growing rarity or extinction of spe-
cies is a matter of no concern provided
they can satisfy their own greed.
Swayne' s hartebeeste is in actual dan
ger Of extinction throughout the pro-
tectorate. Clark s gaZelle and the
beira are also greatly diminished,
thanks TO tribesmen with rifles and
selfish white hunters, And these ami
mails are not known TO exist outside
Somaliland.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

Entered at the Postofiice at Salt Lake
City as second class matter.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07
HE NEVER HOVE "GAMPY. ;

Boston Herald
Micah Jarrett was q shrewd horse.
trader TO the day Of his death. He was
slightly deaf, and used his deafness in
his business TO no small degree.
One day he sold an old horse to
neighboring farmer, who thought ne
had found great bargain. He changed
his mind, however. when, after driving
his new purchase few miles, the beast
emitted a series OF explosions strongly
resembling the exhaust of a locomo-
tive.
Straightway be drove to F'Gampy,"
who was sharpening knife in his door
yard, his son Abner turning the grind
stone. The disgruntled purchaser be-
gan long TRADE, which was perfectly
audible to the old man. who, however,
simulated great deafness and finally
remarked, 'Heyl''
You re a skim! - howled his neigh
Dor.
"Hey1"
81 say you re a skin. This hoss IS
got the heaves!''
"Hey?n
"He's got the heaves Heaves,
heaves, heaves!'
The old man looked at him calmly
Then indicating his son, be said gently
"Never hove me. Hove Abner once. -
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-01-07

change, however. when he is up for re-
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-02-22
NEWS OF WISCONSIN
items of General Interest Re.
ceived from all Over
the State.
DOINGS IN THE LEGISLATURE
Other News of the Badger State
Which Our Readers Will Find
VIII Be of Interest
to Them.

Madison, Wis, Feb. 15.-Assembly-
man Ledvina. Republican, introduced
a joint resolution calling upon con-
gress for immediate revision Of the
tariff Assemblyman Palmer, a col
Ored member from Milwaukee. pre-
scented Il joint resolution on the dis
charge Of the colored troops at
Brownsville. Tex. His resolution
commendS the president for activity
and zeal in preserving discipline and
the good name of the army. but asks
complete investigation Of the affair by
congress.
The Wisconsin senate has concurred
III the assembly resolution memorable
ing congress to pass the I.aFOllettc bill
for shOrtcrhOurs for railway employees.
Madison. Wis. Feb, 16 Assembly
man Miller. of Lacrosse a Republican.
has presented joint resolution in the
legislature memorializing the president
to call Il special session OF congress
for immediate revision of the tariff