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Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

Here the locomotive fireman spoke
up.
1T makes me tired" he said, ito
hear the bosses talk about KILN of
the smoke nuisance by intelligent
f1rin'.' II | was runnin' things I'd
do little intelligent flrin myself. You
can bet your life on that. I'd fire
some Of the bosses Chicago Trib.
une.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17
PuIEsi Pills. PILES,

Williams indian Pile Ointment viii
cure Blind. Bleeding and Itching
Piles. II absorbs the tumors, allays
ching at once, acts a. . poultlce
glves instant relief. Williams In
iian Pile Ointment . prepared for
Piles and itching Of the private parts
Hail soc. and 800. williams Mrs
Co. Cleveland, D.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17
Cool Air Preferred.

BacOn-What sort of people go to
that summer resort you speak Of?
Extraordinarily all Chicago people,
/ believe.
"Oh, 1t wouldn't suit me. / don't
want to go to a place where there's
so much hot air you know."-Yonk.
ers Statesman.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17
EXAGGERATED.

rs it true, colonel. that your re-
cent losses in Wall street have COM
PEELED you to sell your automobiles? 2"
'Naw-that's ridiculous and I'M
mitigated falsehood. All I've had to
do has been to cut down my consump-
ton of gasoline few gallons day"
Chicago Tribune.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

I'm afraid" said the soubrette.
that I'll not be able to appear to-
night I have sore throat"
Don't let that worry you dear"
replied the prima dona Nothing
could happen to your throat that
wouldn't help your singing. De-
trOit Free Press.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

10000 in gold is not picked NJ
every day, yet somebody is going TO
get 10000 in gold at the land sale
Friday, October 25th, and they are
going to get IT free. Absolutely
free, at that.
AMERICAN REALTY & AUCTION
COMPANY.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

How do you manage to learn all
the interesting scandals OF the town.
Frau Bummell?"
20, since they have women cab
drivers that's easy always get up
on the box with the driverl"-Flie-
gende Blaetter.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17
Whose Nerses Are 1hsss7

She was phantom of delight
When first she CLEANED upon my sight
But when the paint came off her face
She was-well-rather commonplace.
Chicago Journal
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

Il 600 officer has a private for.
."ne he may marry. if his bctrothe Z
has one Doc ought TO marry. ir he
aae debts hc must marry" 10
clan
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17
PERSONAL

PERSONAL
}. 2ogden. OF Lynchburg. is. in the
city.
! d. Jamison OF Roanoke, is In the
city
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Robt Cal
sc. daughter
y -. Maher Is spending a few
aye in the city.
c. f.. Layman returned this morn
ing 10 Roanoke.
C. w. Moss is in Pocahontas to-
tay on business.
ID. W Crane. of Oakvale, is in the
city on business.
Judge Bernard Mason, OF Pearls
burg. is in the city.
+ T. 1.
Mrs c. ID. Bridges. OF lager, is
visiting in the city.
+ +
J. a. Musgrove. of Norton, is in
the city on business.
+ !. +
J. X. Briggs. OF Richmond, is in
the city on business
+ + i.
u. j. Allen, of Omaha, Is spending
few days in the city.
+ + /.
Geo. c. Bennett. of Louisville, is
in the city on business.
4. I. +
Thos. Williamson, OF Graham. left
last night for Jamestown
4. I. i.
I. j. Elliott. of Wtlcoe. is spend
ing several days in the city.
S. b. Vaught left this morning on
visit to the Clinch Valley.
NJ. G. Mairs, of Oberlin. o.. is q
business visitor to the city.
i. 4. =
Jno. Simon and William Force. OF
Dumps Creek, are in the city.
i. I. i.
j. T. Crane. OF Charleston. is a
business visitor to the city.
Mrs. Walter Cornett left last
night on visit to eastern points.
T. + Il.
Miss Mary Johnston, OF Ashland.
Ky, is the guest of friends in the
city.
Judge Sam w. Williams arrived in
the city this morning on business
trip.
w. G. Pollock left this morning
on a business trip on the Clinch
Valley.
Mrs. Rosa Wood, of Mora. entered
SIT. Luke's hospital yesterday for
treatment.
DR.. Cook and wife, of Algoma. and
Mrs. j. III. Wright left last night for
Jamestown.
Sen. M. u. White. of Williamson.
arrived in the city this morning to
attend court.
DR.. o. ]. Woods. OF Panther
passed through the city last night en-
route to Roanoke.
c. d. Hatcher. who has been crit
ically i'll with appendicitis at st
Luke's hospital, is better.
Rev. |. n. Muncey is visiting his
parents in Bland, Va. before return
ing to his charge in Tennessee.
q O q
Horace Hardaway returned to his
home at Cranes Nest this morning
after spending several days in the
city.
Mrs. r. NJ. Peck and son, Tom, re-
turned this morning to their home
At Covington, Va. after spending
several days with relatives in the
city.
The Woman's Home Missionary
Society Of Grace Street church will
meet Friday evening at 3 O'Clock at
The residence Of Mrs. Keith. 312
Fourth street.
o o q
Mrs G.. w. Harris and daughters.
Misses Nicely. Bessie and Kathaleen.
returned this morning to their home
It Douglas. Arlz., after spending
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

Tomatoes, per crate ......S1.50
Lemons, per box. fancy ...... 500
money, per pound .......... Is
Irish otatoes. or bbl . 3.5O
Apples. per Dbl. .... 800
Cabbage, per 100 IDS. lao
onions per bu. ....... lbs
Pears, preserving, per blu. 80. 1.75
Sweet Potatoes, per blu. ... 2.75
Grapes, Concords, per basket. rs
Rutabagas, per 100 Id. ...... 1.25
Peanuts. raw per lb. ..... 90
PEANUTS, roasted, per lb. =. 81
Peanuts, second grade, raw .O8
Peanuts, second grade, roasted .O8A
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17
It's going to happen soon.

Gracious my dear" said the FIRST
focicty belle. ~ do hope you are
not ih you look so much older to-
night"
I'm quite well, thank you. dear %
replied the other, and you-how
wonderfully improved you are, You
look positively youRR. ~ Washing
ton Herald.
-=-----a-- --a
MONITOR BREAED ~ DIGEsTIBLr
It's going 10 tappcn soop
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17
NEW YORK COTTON.
PRODUCE QUOTATIONS..

AS furnished by Bluefield Produce &c
Commission Co.. Wholesale dealers in
produce, fruits and vegeta bles:
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

"The suitable garment for chauf-
feurs,"
Said Sticller, "is settled at last.
The fabric is quite unessential.
So long as the colors are fast.
-Lippincott's.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

It's going to happen soon.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

MONITOR nREAED Is DIGEsTIBLr
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

Ics ing 60 nrr,eu soon.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-10-17

MoNr1oa urF js nrGEsr,nLr
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08
svstss,
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on
sasasAaS

Ashland
ing a calf.
e, three I
Readyille
the aninlE
milk frs
attention
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BickleyE
poisonf =
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08


United States" ready mixed paint
is equal to the best made. In fact.
it is privately guaranteed to US by
the manufacturers to be ideniIeally
the same that they sell under q well
known brand at fancy price. By
using the brand United States In
stead OF the brand under which the
leading manufacturers have made a
big reputation We are allowed to sell
the paint somewhat cheaper. We hav'
a full line. We also carry the Par
agon, an excellent paint
SNYDER HARDWARE co.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08

- feet across. The spot has been Vis-
tied by several hundred people du-
ring the past few days, among them
State Senator J. c. Gillingwater. who
walked across the tract and the mist
dampened his hat and clothes. The
mist has been falling steadily without
any interruption day or night since
first discovered.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08

The prices are the only cheap things
about Mrs. Hills Millinery.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08
DREAMLAND. the s'p Dsopla n Den puzzles
He is a membe amosta moun % a
s e ! organilaoS iyy,.y 80 ut i eorsrs

gentleman of refinement, reader q
the public prints and consequently
well informed.
The music of "bob-white." so en-
chanting to lovers of field sport. en-
anating from the vicinity of the
court house attracted to the scene a
number of citizens who discovered
that a covey of the quail family had
appropriated the lawn for their pres
ent quaorters. says the Springfield S
Tailor Catlett, in spirit of friendli-
ness procured copy of the Kentucky
statutes and made the usurpers &C
quainted with the provisions pertain
ing to the bird law and admonished
them to "hie to the tall timbers" be-
fore they were reduced to fit subjects
for quail on toast
Mr.. John Slack. while fishing for
mussels recently. was so fortunate as
to find drop pearl which weighed
forty karats. He sold it for $3.50. and
but for a natural flaw, crack across
the pearl, from its large size 1t would
have been worth $500. Clarence 6imp-
son found two pearls the same day.
The large one brought sl3. 25. and
very small one sl0.-ElizabethtOwn
News.
Lexington. Ky Oct. 30 When the
body of Mrs Margaret Brisby. who
was buried in 1856 in the old Luth-
eran cemetery, was disintered for re
moval to the Lexington cemetery To-
day 1t was found that the features
OF the dead woman were still TeeOg'
nizable and that the white lace
cap on the head of the corpse was
perfectly preserved and was as nea
and fresh in appearance rs it wai
when placed in the coffin more than
fifty years ago. The remarkable pres
ervation is attributed TO the rro
lection of the metallic casket, whici
was Theoretically sealed, The iroi
headpiece was drawn back after IN
disinterment and number OF th'
relatives looked at the marble lik
face OF their long dead kinswoman.
William Langley, brother of Con
gresham John W.. Langley. arriyel
here today to begin an official IN
spection OF the records Of The loca
courts. Mr.. Langley is special agen
representing the Criminal Judicial Sta
tlstlcs Department OF the Bureau ,
Commerce and Labor. at Washington
and Is securing statistics 10 be use
in compiling Government reports 9
crime in Kentucky Mr., Langley 4
the course OF his work win visit Oh
principal cities Of the Static
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08

h. G Sullivan y l. Stewar
SULLIVAN AND STEWART.
Attorneys and Counsellors At Law
Commercial litigation. Corporat.,i
ard Real Estate, Collections made
Estates settled. DISPOSITIONS taken.
Practice in all the courts.
Reference, any bank or business nrr
Main Street. Louisa. Keutuch
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08
permanent 0
DoNITHoN.

s Y Dobbins and Don Be!lmplOyed here
Gallup. attended sunday shin
this place Sunday.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08

Miss Frances Harvey v n
Oh Mamie Lambert satu-f ". JENkf
The farmers are prepaNTlST-
ei'us eoih- lhey say OK over r. T. Burns
corn OF a day and fcaw Office.
VIM, Harvey has ntly located in Louisa
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08

erts the
George 4
denly |
WI |
trailing |
7 weeksl
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-11-08

gentleman of refinement, reader q
the public prints and consequently
well informed.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1907-08-30
LINNTON LOCALS
Bv JoHN NJ. TgRs.

w. +. Harris started a new aoN
so store building, the lower part
To bc used rs a store and the upper
part to be used for u hall.
w, Il. Joyce was presented with
a bouncing baby boy, weighing
eight pounds.
a party OF eastern capitalists
have purchased the old mill site
adjoining the Association Oil CO.,
for the purpose OF erecting a large
saw mill. The new owners are
anxious to start work, and opera
tions will begin after the first OF
September.
Mrs. Bacon had very narrow
escape from being killed by SEEM
ingly gentle horse, which becoming
frightened at some object gave a
quick turn. upsetting the buggy
and throwing Mrs. Bacon and her
two children violently to the
ground. Luckily they escaped
with slight bruises.
Miss Huddleston OF Butte, Mont. =,
is spending her vacation visiting
Mr. and Mrs, l.. Shelk.
Miss Dunkle and Miss Haley are
visiting Mr., and Mrs. Burley on
Knob Hill, Linnton,
The Willamette B, * l.. Co. are
going to enlarge their plant so as
to double their present capacity.
The firm of Miller * Coffee will
open their haberdashing establish
ment about September 10.
Mr.. - OF - is going to open a
restaurant in town, Where are the
baker and blacksmith
Who said we ought 10 have a
street railway running TO Linnton
Why we are not ready for il as yet
When we are ready we will get it.
Mr.. Hill sold his pretty little
cottage to Mr.. Lettinen.
The addition OH the school house
is growing like mushroom.
A young lady who was about to
step into boat containing a party
of Linnton young folks going for a
ride on the river, slipped OH a
smooth board and fell in about two
and half feet OF water, Before
she could recover enough to get up
young man rushed down the
steps, stepped on the same slippery
board and well-Fred says he is
going to leave the rescuing OF fair
ladies to our gallant Vice President
Fairbanks. He is now picking the
slivers out one at a time saying;
"She loves me she loves me not. "
The large steamship, Queen
Alexandra, will take about 5000,
600 feet of lumber to Shanghai,
China, from the Clark x Wilson
mill,
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1907-08-30
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The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1907-05-30
WOman'S Suffrage.

Paper Read Before the Chautauqua Circle.
T is with great hesitation that l
attack a problem that has re-
ceived able treatment Of late
from more than one member of
this circle. But inasmuch as my
point of view lies between the two
extremes of absolute yea and down.
right nays I may be able to set
some aspects of this question in a
ratherdifferent light than any which
has been as yet focused on them.
In the first place, it is very easy
to dismiss this question by treat
ing it as a joke. Women, like
Englishmen, have proverbially no
sense of humor' and consequently
arrange their lives with a contempt
for the shafts of ridicule that be-
wilders mere man, accustomed as
he is to walk very circumspectly
in this regard. Indeed, so circum-
spect is the average man that the
male world may be likened to a
vast assemblage of cats stepping
on the keyboard of a piano. o.
casionally, a brave Tom will be-
come oblivious to the noise he is
creating, and buoyed up by fanat-
icism or supreme self-control will
endeavor to rise to the heights of
super-catdom by making a dash
halfway across; but the average
cat, who in this instance is the
animal mainly to be considered,
hates above all things the jarring
note of ridicule.
But before [ embarked on the
limitless ocean of the above meta
phor, l was saying that woman
cares not at all for ridicule for the
simple reason that she cannot ap-
preciate it. It was a woman, with
bird in her hat, who rebuked
the small boy for birds nesting, If
you will remember, and hence all
your jokes anent presidential bon
nets and mothers.in-law fall fiat, if
you consider that definition of q
joke to be correct which alleges
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1907-05-30
MuldOOn on the Manly Art.


wild larger sized hatpin than the
law allows an the Mkt day, thru
his own inquisitiveniss, faymale
nayboor punched his eyebawl out
wild silk parysol.
In the balmy days av '69 whin |
waz a poog these social perverts
wur still in an imbryo state av de-
vilopemint, an livery time wan av
thin opened his physiognomy in
PROTEST, the operation ginerally
altered his occupation fer the rist
av his life. If [ raymimber cor
richly some av thin are in the
home fer cripples yet. At the time
av which I spake, punchin' bags
waz unknown, an us Hwy weights
used to train be hittin' annythin'
from common oak planks to the
mugs av iffimyrtated molIycoddles.
Personally, me right ginerated
nine an me lift eight horsepower
respectively eqivalint av knockin'
a man thirty cubic yards or drivin
his face thru the back av his nick.
Now there waz nothin' brootal in
this, fer if annywan liver got hurt
it waz usually would-be brooser
who, like the prisint day wad av
differentiated clay, deserved it. A
hilthy man, me frinds, has no more
RESPECT fer wan av thin iffygies to,
day than he had tin thousand years
beyant an what is more, he niver
will.
Contrary to the conclusions av
the howlers' pro6shincy IN nego-
tiatin' the knuckles av the fist is
not cultivated to smash another
mans nose on top av his face. but
to kape him from mawltraytin' yer
own. Furthermore, little knowl-
idge in scientific fisticuffs makes
man twice as compassionate as a
bushel basket full av tracts, besides
it Encourages hilth. Yis, an if
interim the ring contamynates his
moorals, that's his buslniss, not
the community's. Shure they had
bitter tind to their own.
E. E. Fl.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1907-05-30

~ half concealed, rarely outspoken
but none the less heartfelt, is in
herent in man. Those who have
been set on pinnacles, Caesar, Ma
poleon, Cromwell, have exhibited
it openly. Yet it was once said
very truely that the true test of a
man is his treatment of his mother.
and it might be added that treat
ment of womankind is the true
test of civilization.
| have not the courage to go
into the other side of the question,
the woman's, as [ can hardly pre-
sumo to solve a problem which
Solomon found too hard for him,
yet consider the invasion of woman
into all fields hitherto monopolized
by man, commercial, financial,
even athletic and it must be adj
mitted that her admission to the
full rights of the male sex is merely
a matter of time. ANGL1CUs.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1907-05-30
Among Our Exchanges.
A%%>

Among Our Exchanges.
DR.. S. Weir Mitchell says this
country could afford to pay bill
lion dollars for another Shakes
peare. Anybody is perfectly safe
in offering the rd.-Duluth
Herald.
Philadelphia is getting such
reputation that all the honest trust
companies in that town will have
to change their location, if they
expect to do business. ST. Paul
Dispatch.
Chicago has aNwoman magistrate
who disposes of cases at the rate
of seven per minute. The lawyers
probably realize that there is no
use in arguing with her.-Vesta
(Minn.) Censor.
j. Edward Addicks says that he
will shake the dust of America
from his feet. But those who
know him have little doubt that he
will retain fair amount of it in
his pockets. ZLakefield (Minn.)
Standard.
Handicapped for ages is regular
in horse race, but handicapping
baby with the following, for life,
is a severe penalty: Alfonso Pho
Christine Eduardo Francisco Gull
lermo Carlos Enrique Tornado
Antonio Venancier. saltwater
Gazette.
tits the mental attitude that
does 1.-THE attitude of courage,
good cheer, health, strength and
kindness! The man who is afraid
of no man, and of whom no man Is
afraid, is rich, for all good things
are his by divine right.-Elbert
Hubbard.
A New York poets wife is SUI
ing for divorce because her husband
wanted her to cook meal at 3 a. m.
The average poets wife is glad
enough to cook a meal at any
hour her husband will supply the
materials Omaha Bee.
Thomas A. Edison calculates
that we know one-seven- billioneth
of one per cent about anything.
This is little more than nothing.
Mr.. Edison has Internationally
Jared lot of cock sure know-it-all
people with a diagnosis and remedy
for every i'll physical, industrial
and financial.-Dubuque Iowa)
Telegraph Herald.
An freshman one day went into
the shop of barber to get shaved.
After being properly seated and
the lather about half applied, the
barber was called to an adjoining
room, where he was detained for
some time. The barber had in the
shop as pet, amonkey, which was
continually initiating it's master.
As soon as the latter left the room
the monkey grabbed the brush and
proceeded to finish lathering the
Irishman's face. After doing this
he took razor from it's case and
stropped it and then turned to the
Irishman to shave him.
"Sthop that!' said Pat. Eye
can tuck the fowl in me neck and
put the soap on me face, but,
beggorrah, yerfather's got to shave
mel Elk.
The mirror. (Stillwater, Minn.) 1894-1925, 1907-05-30

Sandpaper, SapOllO an Olner
surriptitious disinfctants, on
this lop sided bawI, the noble artav
silf- dehnce is still in the lade whin
it comes to scrapin' surplus civy-
lization off av the hide an moorals
av the average sidewalk oornymint.
Joost why it's called an art no wan
is able to say, unliss the spictacu
lar Photographic phaynomeny ac-
compaynyin' the stampin' av rain
bows around a mans eye is artis-
tic. | dunno.
Kyriologically spakin,' the sci
ence av handlin' the mits devilopes
a mans character be, systymatic-
ally, inlargin' his knuckles an
shown him the ACCESSIBILITY av
hittin' a small man instid av big
wan.
Av coorse, like other games av
chance, the boxin' glove is fayro-
ciously attacked considerable
distance from the article itsilf-be
SPECIAL brand av human parasites,
mongril crosses betwane iffimyn-
ated microbes an sap hidded Willy
byes, who, like the dawg that fer
gifts to raymimber where he bur
led the ham bone, sit down on the
noorth ind av their own an howl.
They howl fer the same rayson'
that bad smill stinks an because
they are shure that no man wild
ayvep an illimintary iddycation in
lift hooks wud hand thin wan.
The super-loonatic idiosyncrazies
av these half-baked cranks are pro-
ticted an Encouraged be society
who, unbeknownst to the fat bids
thimsilves, uses thin to swab out
an absorb the foul odors av its
own pusillanimous hypocrisy.
It might be alright to condim
the Polace Gazitt sport fer fadin'
his booldawg an lighorn rooster
wild raw mate PREPARATORY to sick
in thin on aich other in cock pit,
but yez can't make the same foorm
av chastizemint applicable to the
genus-homo fer siveral raysons.
At birth the human iffygy is the
most helpless haste that grapes
or crawls, an if it want fer arti-
fetal appindages, togither wild the
option av culturin' the hand he
wud long since how become ixtink
intirely. He can't defnd himsilf
wild his taythe because the intinsy-
fed discrimynation av hiz oorgan
av taste rayfuses to consint; nay
Their can he kick or scratch widout
THROWN his lig out av joint or FL
lin his hands an fate wild hang
nails.
Av coorse, he can hit his antag-
onist wild cloob or ayven throw
bricks at him, accoordin' to the
degray av. inthooziazim or coward
ice his fable intillict ginerates, but,
does it pay? Not on yer life. No
sir! There is no foorm av inter-
tainmint so full av disastrous re-
results as the rough an toomble
fight, yet wild all it's defshincies an
moorg- finishes it is still far su-
payrior to the mithod av warfare
Employed be the refoormer that
condims it.
The Exaggerated ego av this ter
restrial angela spaychays av
wingliss horsefy-cawses him to
aggravate min smaller than him
silf an thin room, wild the ultimate
intintion av hovin' thin arristted
fer chasin' him. They call this
slunlmin', an livery pinny sheet in
crayation, vociferously, applauds
their bravery while public opinion
gifts concentrated to such pitch
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