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Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17
BARTLETTs ISLAND.

Wesley Bartlett is at home is in Massa-
chusetts.
Mrs. Bertha Ray and little daughter
George are visiting at Bayside.
Ernest Richardson, of Bluehill, spent
the Fourth with George Ray and family
Miss Alice Minton closed successful
term of school here July 8, and has re-
turned to her home at Trenton.
Mrs. WheeIock, who has been here since
last fall with her daughter, Mrs. Albert
Burns, has gone to her home in st.
Stephens.
July TO- l..
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LAW REGARDING WEIGHTS AND MEASURES

Law REGARDING WEIGHTS AND MEASURES.
A bushel of Liverpool salt shall weigh so
pounds, and a bushel of Turks Island salt shall
weigh &c pounds.
The standard weight of bushel of potatoes
In good order ant DIT for shipping, is 80 pounds.
of apples, A pou nds.
The standard weight of a bushel of beans In
good order and lit for shipping, is 60 pounds;
OF wheat. beets, ruta baga turnips and peas, 8,
pounds; of corn, So pounds; of onions 81,
pounds; of carrots, English turnfps, rye and
Indian meal, so pounds; of parsnips, As pounds;
of barley and buckwheat, As pounds; of oats.
50 pounds. or even measure as BY agreement.
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M'KINLEY.

Miss Linnie Albee is visiting relatives in
Machias.
Mrs. Elizabeth Manchester is visiting
her daughter on Bakers island.
Mrs. John Knowlton and Mrs. E. M.
Eaton spent a few days in Bangor last
week.
W. z. Richardson and FAIRLY, of We'll
lesley, Mass, are at their cottage here for
the summer.
July 10. ANON.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17

I'll stop your pain free To show you first
before you spend penny-what my Pink
Pain Tablets can do, will mail you free:
Trial Package of them-Dr. Shops Headache
Tablets. Neuralgia, Headache, Toothache,
Period pains, ETC., are due alone to blood con-
gestion. DR.. Shops Headache Tablets SIM
ply kill pain by coaxing away the unnatural
blood pressure. That is all. Address DR..
Shoop, Racine, Wis. sold by G. A. PARcHER
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COUNTY NEWS.
- uddftsoaat Cbssxts Nc,5s az ofte, poSss
AsHv1LlE.

ASHVILLE.
MEMORIAL RESOLUTIONS.
At regular meeting Of Morancy coun-
Gil, J. 0. z. A. NJ, the following resolu-
tions were adopted:
Whereas, The death angel has again en-
tered our council chamber and severed an
other link in the chain OF our brotherhood by
removing Brother Simpson Sargent, therefore
be it
Resolved, That we offer Mrs. Annie Sargent
and family, who have long enjoyed the guild
ing hand and kindly presence Of loving
husband and father. our sympathy in their
affection.
Resolved. That copy of these resolutions
be sent to the family, also printed in THE
ELLSWORTH AMERICAN.
Resolved, That our charter be draped
thirty days and a copy OF these resolutions
spread on our minutes.
E. E. BRAGDoN.
E. W. DOYLE.
J. F. JONES.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17

a
posoin rose ana fell as II sobs were
s.lussi'hg 70 escape. Once or twice
ner eyes seemed almost to waver be-
iore ms own. Stop looking at me like
'na.' she suddenly commanded.
oes your pardon said Scott hum
w ahu iooked az the hoor. Now that
ne NO longer had her face to distract
WIN ne realized that the unaccustomed
posi.ion ~ MS arms was most I'M
eoniior.aoie one. "A twinge of pain
son.iac'cu ms lace. anu he sighed.
oes ~ hu't! asked the holder OF
.ie 'eNo',er' "1tn grim pleasure In
'ne s.aa,ion.
uoes' Scout acknowledged feel
Aes'
az. on ,he "hoie' observed the girl,
p,opaoiy less painful than
:" '"e peni.ehtiary.
nav no uoups that you are right
So. "9.eu pol,ey.
nee zen ue."eeh them aiter this.
"e,e sun io' 50 'ohe tnat rttie
lnouse eiep' OUT OF tne closet and
eu'.aeu me neck OF gray cloud
-, .ne ,oo'n. me eiri cried out
""u ..oppeu 'ne reNoi'er. Allow me,
u $50 "hu ne pickeo II up ana re-
~. - :, " "ei linen NC again raised
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-, nusn iou'eu the girls
paw suesS YOU heeuh 10 that
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a,d dr.r,,s., -,
ach,ng or,ns n.,.,, ,asa,. .uoons ms
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after hars '~
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gan ana ,han sha s,onnoa Thara NO,
. .n,,ra 80 ,oI>,,,,,,s a., a., ,,.u -,
hull, rida,a aoad man n.,na two ,ha
dining room, With a chaarf,,, ayvo,,
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eu W 80 !ou'
'af ne 'nrew iep,oaeniui sianee
ii. ue shi, oiusnihs III ,he pachsFooh.'
seo.' se'Neu ms ou's..e'cneo nahu-
9eo.',nes'er 'c'.t' Ms auh. ~ IN
.e'es.eN ~ .n''en suppei witch 70
" eaAe pace ,iis evening" anu as 'hey
w 'no'. VI 'pvv"s '.e son' .'e v''
10 oorrow some MISS amy mas hinuiy
consehted 10 iehu me TWO uolei anu
pei,
on' inoeeu. Meii' ! shali nope 10
see you aSaIh' MI scott ARE sot.
staying long asAeu tne hiiuule "seu
man quite UNCONSCIOUS VI ulaihati'
display Oh Inauguration Dehihu MS oach'
i may stay some tiHhe. III NOT auite
sure. saiu scott CAUTIOUSLY Anu
now, MISS Amy. I'm AFRAID II we dotl
start al once they IL SEM out search-
ing party Tor Us.
When they were OUTSIDE sue nahueu
him the revolver lou nave the
spoons, and you might as Wen nave
this' 100 sne said ueiian'is' Anu u
You turn out 10 De haiiies sof. Vi per
son I'm disGraced.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17

Thousands of people have worms and don't
know it, yet the symptoms are easily recognized.
Even though worms might not be present
this extraordinary remedy will effect wonderful
stomach and liver tonic and regulator.
Worms in adults and children can be readily
sestion; variable appetite: Offensive breath
and foul tongue; eyes heavy and dull: itching
of the nose: short, dry cough grinding of the
often in children, commissions and bet-wettine;
looseness; hard, swel1ed bowels. No mates
how pronounced or how light the symptoms,
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17
DIR, TRUE'S ELIXIR
to normal health again.

viii restore the patient to normal health again.
! TURNER, ME.
DR.. ]. F. TRUE, DEAR SIR:-Having
used your Elixir in my family for many
years, after having satisfied myself Of its
superior merits, recommended it to my
neighbors, who now very generally use
it. I consider it the very best medicine
now In use, especially for children.
Very truly yours, JOB PRINCE.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17
GOTT'S ISLAND.

Miss Sadie Driscoll is at the Rose cot
tage.
Mrs. Frank Babbidge is visiting friends
at Mckinley.
Charles Clement. of Orland, is at Camp
Clement again this season.
Capt. Edwin Joyce, Of Atlantic, who
has been working for Philip Moore, has
returned home.
John D. Runkle and wife, of Massachu-
sets, are at Hillside cottage, the guests OF
Mrs. Vina Moore.
July 10. CHIPS.
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advertisements.
WORMS 4 ! : 7 =
IN CHILDREN
6 YEARS SUFFERING
RELIEVED IN 8 HOURS

DANVILLE.
DR.. TRUE, DEAR SrR:-One of my boys
had been troubled for about six years
with cramp in the stomach, and suspect
ing tina. it might be brought on by worms,
we gave him different medicines, but
without effect. Last January he had
more severe attack than usual, and hear
ing of the almost miraculous effects of
your Elixir, we gave him about tea
spoonful, and in about eight hours il
brought from him living creature about
eighteen inches in length. He has had
no return of them since, and is now very
hearty. G. w. VIcKERY.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17
NEw GLOUCESTER. MASS

SIhSSs
DR.. TRUE, DEAR SIR:-The Elixir
purchased of you cured my boy, who had
been troubled with worms ever since he
was child. He had Ftried many other
medicines, and had employed physicians
until found it of no use. Idespaired of
his being restored to health till heard Of
your Elixir, which am happy to say,
effected speedy cure.
Very truly yours, w. G. CooMBs.
Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1907-07-17

Dr. True's Elixir Is sold by druggists every
where at ssc soc aud sI.oo per bottle. 4 booklet
entitled Children ard Thsft Disedses'' will be
sent free by simply addressing DIR. J. r. True
IL Co.. Auburn, Die. We have special treat
meut for tape-wor,u, Send s2r irss book. =
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-02-28

women's Man-7aIlored Spring Suits. s7.79
Girls $1.50 Wash Dresses. :. l.;... .ssc
csc. Imported Fancy English Mohairs.. .4Sc
Women's So Cloth Top Button shoes. .Sl.S7
Women's SO Oxford Ties and Bo'ts.... .9sc
Embroidefles; manufacturer samples; yd.oc
81 25 Hemstitched Lunch Cloths. ...,.. .Sec
ST. so s-Button Mousquetaire Gloves; pr.eoc
Black Petticoats; values up TO $3.50. ..ssc
Children's 29c. Gingham Dresses. i9c
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-02-28
sement for Hurried Readers. "a

Bed sheets; full size; SOC. value. .Ssc
Pillow Cases; values up TO l4c..........To
Lyons Tooth Powder; one TO a customer. 30
Hair Brushes; values up to 76c........ .24c
Rubber Gloves; Soc. values. ..............e .eoc
French Bristle Tooth Brushes. .......... 80
81 Leather Hand Bags. gs...........s......4o
iOc. Printed Ratistes g organdiss; I'd. .4ikc
Ladies' Handsomely Trimmed Eats. ..s4.s7
s2.e5 Misses Panama Skirts. ts........s.Si.pa
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-02-28
Men ordgrs F'1lled Esxoert ot1ae1'00T
O. A Resume of Opening Day Bargain

Boys 6ec. Knee Pants; pair.....-.....2s .2sc
Boys So Tan Covert Refers. ...Sl.9s
Boys 29c. Blouses; all eolors. .l9c
Boys' roc. Negligee Shirts. .29c
MEMS soc. Negligee Shirts. .2oc
Mems Four-in-Hand Wash Ties. ......12Isc |
Mems 25c. Hose supporters. ............,.s &c
MEMS 25c Fancy Hose DC
Mems 15c. Fast Black Hose.
Rows IOc Fast Black Hose. .............0 DC
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-02-28

H A U T sAUTERNE.--
Type Les Catos Vine-
yard: equal 60 imported.
dozen bottles. A0~
$4.2S: bottle. ..... 9O&
SUPERIOR xirfandci, St.
1facaire eR urig un i y,
Mountain Rissling; tYpe
OF bsst Caltfornin wiucss
ac:sn DO: bot SIS. SO
IMPERIAL QUALITY OF
PORT. ghsrrY. Angelica,
1fusoatsl. Tekay, tssGtnw-
be or MaAssrn type Of
bAst Caitferula Wines;
fsp.ly maenrsd; gail6r for
sRIs osss1 ssls1 =, Loo; Soc
81 Sixth Elo0r.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-02-28

OLD HER NIT AG y
WHIsKEY-w. A, Gaines
W ord Renowned Rye.
or b osu r b o n. distilled
spring 1885: bottled e ae
Ky; guaranteed by w.
A, Gaines & Co. ~
years old: regular price.
$780,. special. 81 %
for this sale. ~ sEV
IMPERIAL CLUB WHlS-
KEY. extra quatttv Eat
lon. $4.25s full &ICS
quart ...s4s....N- 49,
VAN GELDER's HoL-
LAND GIN-Fine for nee
dicfnal purposes: very
large bottle. $1.O0t reg
ular size bot RQr
tls--s --4ss'~s. =. 49,.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-02-28
Andrew Usl1cr's Scotch Whiskey, 9Oc

pecial Reeervs-White Label
MONOGRAM wHIsFEY
,,Galion. sc.S5: CSC
quart ............. 0O(
"A r Ri COT BRANDY
Fine aftAr-lluner On
cordial: bottle. -. OOC
n. Y. BCTTLING co.
Fllsror t-pe Beer: GEo
/ dozen bottles. -. OOC
CALIFORNIA CLARET-
zlnfandri. Flock or Ries-
I-,ltla@-i,-s=type: flna table
S5c.. dee. ss.'oh 81. OS
tNo charge for jugs.)
.fAUT s.AUTEltNE = ].
I Norman a Co., Bor-
deaux. France: ease II
bottles. $3.50 .&E GG
"a hnlf-bottles. VssGss
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
The Best Shoes.

Douglas shoes for men and women
and other makes OF first class foot wear.
Sold BY A. l.. MAuE The Shoe Muus
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- Stolen
81 $3.50 REWARD

Between the oath OF july and the 18th
OF August there were stolen from the
Dunphy Estate field on Maggie Creek,
five head Of saddle horses.
DEsCRIPIIoH:-One gray horse very
proud and SNOWY under saddle, weight
between 1900 and 1900. One sorre!.
points Of ears frozen oil. would be
termed crop cared. Three bays-one
has small white spot on forehead and
left eye weak and generally wRtery.
Another bay has white spot ON fore
head, white spot on nose, front ankles
slightly stalked. The o:ht is n bright
DAY with small white spo, in left eye.
All the horses are branded T S on
thigh as illustrated in cut ABOVE.
4 reward Of $50 viii be paid for the
return oi aiithe horses and 800 will
also be paid for iHfor nation leading to
the arrest aud conviction Of guilty
u~artics. Address all in or nation to the
DUHpHY F. ATE,
B~eowawe. -.evada.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21

That truth is stranger than fiction In
once moro been demonstrated in the
httlo town OF Fedora. Tenn, the resi-.
dcnce Of G. V. Pepper. Ito writes: Il
VIA i'll bed, entirely disabled with hem.
orrhnge4 Of tho lungs aud throat. Doc.
tors failed to help me, and all hope had
He'd when ! began taking DR.. King's
Now Discovery. Then instant relief
came. Tho coughing eOOn ceased; tie
bleeding diminished rapidly, md in
thrcc weeks | WA able to go TO work.
Guaranteed cure FOR coughs and colds
3Oc and sl.OO, at Eiko Drug Cos drug
store. Trial bottle free.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
Thr Magic No. ,.

Number Chrre Is u wJnderful nasco
for Geo. IL. ParcIs, Of Cedar Grove. Ne,
according to "A letter which reads: AL
ter suffering much with liver and Kid
ney trouble. and becoming greatly dis.
ccuraGed 10y the failure to find relief, l
tried Electric Bitteis, and rs a result l
Am a well man today. The first bottle
relieved and three bottles completed the
cure" Guaranteed best on earth for
stomach, liver and kidney troubles by
Iko Drug { soc.
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hsTt. are Few

people who know how to take care Of
themseIves-the majority do not. The
liver is a most important organ in the
boty. Herbine will Keep it in condition.
V. G. Simpkins. Alba, Texas. writes:
Il have used Herbine for chills and
fever and find 1t the best medicine /
ever used. / would not be without
1t. 1t is as good Tor children rs it is Tor
grownup people. and | recommend it
Ii is tiue TOR La Grippe" Sold by Elko
Drug Co.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
Don't! II!

Don't lei your child suffer with that
cough when you "a cure it with
Ballard's Horehound Syrup, "a SURE cure
for coughs, bronchitis, influenza, Group
and pulmonary diseases. Buy u bottle
and try it.
3. b. Laughter, Byhalio, Miss, writes:
II have two children who had Group. !
tried many different remedies, but l
must say your Horehound Syrup Is the
best Group and cough medicine 1 aver
used" Sold by Elko Drug Co.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21

Il have fired the walking stick I've
carried over 30 years, on account OF u
sore hat resisted every kind Of trent.
ment, until | tried BnckIcu's Arnirn
Salye; that has healed the gore and made
me a happy man., writes John Garrett,
Of North Mills, y. G.. Guaranteed Tor
piles, burLe. etc. 10y Elko Drug 20. 21c
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No Bad Debts In Their Card Club.

No Bad Debts In Their Gard Club.
There are not to be any bad card
debts at the new club for women, says
the New York Sun. According to a
rule which has just gone into effect
there, every loss must be paid within
"a hours or the account be handed
over to the chairman of the house
committee. She is allowed to take any
measures she considers best. 1t was
decided that some such drastic pro-
vision as this would be the only
means Of settling the complicated
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
WOULD WORK ETHER WAY.
Practical Young han Quleted tho
Fears of His F~iancee.

Not long ago a young man, most not
ably unblesscd with worldly goods. met
and won Il gil whose decided personal
charms were in no wise lcssened by
the fact Of her possessing fully enough
TO at least keep the wolf bowling at a
distance. DO you know. George" she
ms day said softly. Il am almost sor-
ny that | have any muney-Eot, OF
course, that | think ecu would love
me the less, but-wcll-" Il am not,
dearest he replied. fondly strokinS
her soft, brown hair. You know I'd
love you il you had not a penny. but
I'm glad you have. You see, | know
that, should ! die. you would be we'll
provided for" But suppose | should
die!' she whispered. Well. then Id
be well provided for, darling" he an
swered, for he is a practical young
man.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
Where ne Saw a Crowd.

Uncle Constantine, from Fishkill
Landing. was in own recently. for the
first time in 80 years. according to the
New York Times. Ills relatives were
industrious in showing him the sights,
but ii was extremely diidcult 10 get
him to express surprise ut anything.
He even made disparaging comments,
now and then, upon what he saw, and
drew comparisons favorable to his
own town. One afternoon they at
tended a crowded performance ut the
circus. Uncle Constantine" asked his
niece. did you cver see such n num-.
Der Of people gathered together be-
fore?" We'll" said the old man slow.
~. as his eye ran critically over the
thousands That filed the garden, Il
don't know as | ver did In a buildin',
but | have TO n bush-meetin'!"
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
Gets Venom From Bees.

The bees were In a glass bottle,
buzzinS iicrccly. They rested on a
very fine wire netting and below the
netting was a transparent fluid. Ey.
cry little while the chemist stirred
them up win a toothpick and their
wrath redocbled. Il am extracting
their venom" said the man. II am
making them sting everything In
sight. The venom drops down
through the netting into that liquid,
which is alcohol. and | make medicine
OF 1t. These angry bees, in n word,
are assisting me to make medicine.
Bees yenom-'apis,' as 1t is called
Is a very good remedy for govt, rheu.
matism, cancer and a dozen other all.
ments."
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
At the PLAY,

a young man was arrested in a Man.
haitian theater recently because he
laughed nj n part Of the play where
excuse for mirth was supposed to be
entirely absent, says the brooklyn
Eagle. He was convicted and fined.
but we trust his case can be carried
higher up. on appeal. 1t would be n
Joy to have n definite and decisive
ruling as to the public display OF tho
individual sense e humor. II to laugh
when others would be silent be n mis-.
demeanor under the law, how would II
do to Jail aud fine some OF the "parcr'
claquc who applaud a dull play that
other auditors desire to damn?
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
F r ED e RICK DAVIS

CIVIL ENGINEER
'nited str'es'Deputy Mineral Surveyor
ELhO, NEVADA
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His Classification.

"Oh, I don't intend to be s%crupulous
about tho way I get on" said tho
young lawyer. who thought himself
the greatest ever. 81 frankly intend
to rcnt out my head to anybody who
wants To make use OF H." Then. II
you advertise H." replied his cynical
friend. "theyll plt you under the
: nl!ag OF Empty Flats"
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
Prof. Monaghan to Lecture.

Prof. J. c. Monaghan. chief Of the
consular division OF tho bureau NJ
manufactures. has resigned from that
position with the intention of taking
up lecturing. He has made n fine rem.
utation as a speaker since going IN
washington. and is looked upon Ms
one OF the rendiest takers in that civ
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
Nature and Man.

Huxley was once talking to Sir VII.
liam Gull about the healing power Of
nature. Stuff" said Gull. mine times
out Of ten nature does not want 70
cure the man. She wants to put him
In his coffin"
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
MisundeF6ood.

Little Johnny was a tot OF four years
when he came running to his mother
to ask her If his face was dirty. When
told it was clean and why cid he ask
he replied that a lady said he had
black eyes.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1907-06-21
Senate Sportsmen.

W. P. Frye is the best fisherman IN
the United States senate. p. C.. Knox
Is the best golf playing senator.
The San Francisco call., 1907-01-26
DoUBLE-BARRELED JOHNSON

n ROVE JOHNSONS railroad liability law should be passed
without regard for The fact that its introduction
NAV desire for political revenge should not weigh
against obvious Justice OF the The Congress OF
the United has passed law similar lines but is IN
danger the point made and allowed two
first that the law is not concerned with
interstate invasion of State rights One Of
given by Judge Evans OF Louisville who was
by the President his last annual to
Congress- said: - have specifically in view
district Judge leaving railway employees without
of socaled labor 1t
absurdy permit single district judge. against what
judgment majority OF his colleagues the
bench declare law soemny enacted by the Congress to be
unconstitutional.
That criminal and the President asked that the
be given the right appeal from such decisions An
appeal les viii he prosecuted by the Government the
liability but legal opinion appears favor the belief
Judge right his ruling IF the Supreme Court
should hold that way the business of the States fill the
gap The present law of California, is survival of medieval
barbaism
As Tor Johusons bill requiring railroads provide every
cngcr with belongs the class of impossible and
legislation that m pognior cuyates for purposes of getting
with somebody The bill belongs in the category the
law against newspaper and from the
Merely personal grievances be given the force Of law
hson passenger b instance reduces itself absurdy
because make valid would be provide that
passengers riding shall held guilty OF public
ofc
The San Francisco call., 1907-01-26
In the Joke World

chine inventor. The difficulty is to
Keep him from dropping back TO earth
with a rude Decentralization Star.
Wife of a Colonial officer (visiting
native llage)-What a dear little
child it is. What's your pet name,
dear?
The Dear-Kanaval alugakalavakkiku
yajango-Rire.
Stranger-What are your terms?
Hotel Clerk-Rooms 81 up.
Stranger-Tm poet and l want
Clerk-Oh, in that case our terms are
81 down.-Boston Transcript.
~ say, I've been asked to go shooting
next week. What ought l to give the
"oh. well. it depends where you hit
him, you know."-The Taller.
Two men, walking in from the foot
ball game yesterday afternoon. were
way on Broadway how the game came
out.
Nothing to nothing" replied one
rs that so?" the woman said. Well.
who wonT-Denver Post.
Teacher-Johnny. do you know the
ehects of alcohol on the cells of the
brain?
Johnny-Naw. but 1 know de effects
on de cells of de statipn-house--New
York Press.
Sub-editor - Here's another letter
from that man who signs himself .Vox
Populi."
Editor--What has he got TO say now?
Sub -editor-He writes to inquire IL
we will kindly inform him what ''vox
populf means.-Tit- Bits
Don't you think, Mabel, II was fool
lsh Of us to have such an expensive
Yes. dear. but we'll both know bet
ter next time."-Life.