The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-05-30

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doesn't care II people know how old sha
Is. Shs is usually l7.-somervilIe Jour
nal.
| Senator, political job is pretty
hard work, Isn't itY' Not very" re-
piled Senator Badger, but getting II
ia Milwaukee Sentinel.
.Chapleigh-s was all bwoke up OVAL
a girl once, doncher know. Miss Knox
-Ah, / seeI And some of the pieces
were Chicago Daily News
How do you get those clingina
waysT asked the country cousin.
Hanging from street-car straps" an
swered the city girl.-Waahingto Her
aid.
The Simple One-Going away for
your health! Why, that is very sud
den. Does your doctor recommend It'll
The Wise One-No, my lawyer
Puck.
DO you know that I am soon to be
engaged to Mr.. Hubert" SIS that so7
Has he spoken to your mother?" mo,
but my mother has spoken to him
Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Passenger (about 70 leave the cars,
sees his heavy satchel fall from the
rack on a lady's head That's very
fortunate 1 had just forgotten 1t was
Blaetter.
Grayce-My dressmaker says I ought
not to wear white with my skin. Mayme
Don't believe her, dear. White and
yellow make quite a pretty combina-
tion.-Baltimor American
Il never was so happy before" said
the new benedict Marriage has made
a different man Of me-" I'm glad to
hear 1t" said his rival, for your wife's
sake. philadelphia Press.
Patience-How do you know Peggy
is alone? Patrlce-Because hear her
singing. But that's no sign Yes, 1t
Is II there was any one with her
she'd be talking. "-Y onkers Statesman
Future Father-in-Law-I am sorry to
inform you that my daughter will not
receive her fortune until after my
death. Future Son-in-Law-Well and
how old are you now?-Simplicissi-
mus.
II you have any room left In your
tool box, be sure and fill it with money.
You can, on an auto tour, get along
without anything but money. If there
is any doubt about this, throw the tools
A young man went up for an exami-
nation and was ''plucked." He sent the
following telegram to his anxious fam
lily: Examination splendid Profes-
sors enthusiastic. They demand an en-
core."-Il Rise.
Thank heaven, the multiplication Ia
BILE doesn't change! 1t is the only
thing mother knows that is the same
as when she went to scool, and which
she can speak Of without being cor
rected. -Atchison Globe.
Some men insist that woman has
no business brains, but there is young
woman who conducts large business
and it calls for head work all the
time" "Who is She" MY wife's mil
r."-Cleveland Press
Deacon-By the way, that man
Brown you married year ago. has he
paid you your fee yet? Clergyman
No; the last time reminded him Of 1t
ne said I'd be fortunate If he didn't sue
ne for damages.-Boston Transcript.
Mr.. Seesig it was my first
ocean trip. Miss Romanz-Ah. When
7ou realized that you were on the great
BOSOM of old ocean did you not feel
ike shouting in your exhilaration-
Mr.. Seesig don't know about
he exhilaration, but I-er-could
scarcely contain myself-Philadelph
ledger.
The modern wife is beginning to as
onish the modern husband man
anne home at a. m. He took of his
shoes on the front doorstep. Then he |
Knocked the door and went cautiously |
Upstairs on tiptie, holding his breath
BUT light was streaming through the
,eyhole of the bedroom door. With a
Ugh he paused. Then he opened the /
loor and entered. His wife stood by 1
he bureau, fully dressed. II didn't /
Expect you'd be sitting up for me, my
lear he said. ~ haven't beeu," she
aid. 81 just came in myself. The
Jew Voice.