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The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
MODERN REVOLUTION
INSURGENTS BUYING tMPRoVEC MACHINE GUNS TO OPERATE
 IN GUATEMALA.

Mexico C.ty, May.-MachiHe guns will play a big part in the coming rev olution against Guatemala. The rego- lutionlsts. who are now organizing a movement against the Cabrera gov ernf.ent are making definite plans to give President Cabreras army some of it's own medicine Last summer the reyalutioHists who succeeded in invading Guatemalaa territory net With big and most disconcertine surprise. Instead of facing a ragged and uadisciplinea body of troops arm ed Nth ordinary rifles, the regoiu tionists found themselves facing ma. chine guns that moved an advancing force down like modern harvester does wheat field. Cabrera had i'm ported the best of rapid-hring guns. These could be transported on the backs of mules to the most adyan- taseous places in the hills and noun tains. With these guns he imported French artillery officers and men trained in the use of this style of NeaBon.
 Then. with these guns at the head of his army Cabrera not only fairly slaughtered the reyolutionists and salyadorean troops, but installed in them a fear that preeluded the pos sib.Iity Of wholesale desertions rom his army 10 the ranks of the reVolu- tionists, which was confidently expect. ed by the latter.
 As a result of this lesson, the reyo- latienists who wi=l conduct the fight i'll the expected outbreak this sum mer will be provided with machine guns Of the latest pattern. Further more, it is known that arrangements are being made to secure experts to take charge of the light machine bat teries
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Wheat S1.oo.

Chicago, May.-In the most sen satlonal opemng in the history Of the Chicago board of Trade, wheat Mon day snot past the dollar marx. Heavy realizing sales pushed the market backward somewhat, but at the close the market was sreng and, accord ing to the majority 8G spectators on the beard, t.e demand on which the late advance has been made i5 still .uasa~ ~siied The net advance for wheat was i cents Tor the July and september options and Tx cents Tor tne December II Nas a certain ty that strong bulge would take pace il the wheat market at the opening. Country orders had been pouring in seemIngIy III an endless stream and, n obedience to them brokers stood ready 10 buy millions of bushels at tae market price. Shorts Were iii highly nervous condition and were eager to cover. The re suit was that as soon as the gong sounded there was terrific roar Of voices. all anxious 10 buy and nobody offering to sell. The confusion was so great that for few minutes but little actual business was transacted. the brokers fighting and strugg ing ill the effort to get hold Of wheat from anybody CT at any price. The rush of buying orders seemed to come from almost every city in the United States which was situated along q telegraph wire. The came from Win nipeg and from Louisiana and from points on the Pacific and Atlantic sea boards. | is predicted that wheat will go to $1.50 per bushel
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Ohio Train Wreck.

Columbus, O, May Dashing through an open switch at EFuge sta tion, F miles southeast of Column bus Monday. the West Virginia ex. press on the Ohio Central railroad was defailed and one man, who was walking the ..de of the track, was killed. A number of trainmen were more or les injured. Most of the passengers escaped with few bruises. Mike Martin. the engineer. who was pinned under his engine, will die, as will also D.n Martin. the fireman, and an unknown woman. A special coach holding members of the Order of Red Men going to Marietta was not derailed, but number of the mem befs of the order were slightly in jured. The injured are from Colun- DuS
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Bound to Celebrate.

"The gennul came up the othah eyenin 10 play kyards, said the Ken lucky colonel. 'Theah was a pahty of us. They were all drinking rathah heavily of some ole Kentucky passed aroun' as they played. The gennul aftah awhile began to tell about his bein' his buthday. He insisted that it was his buthdsy in spite of the fac that We knew he had celebrated his buthday with us some seven months ago.
 We humohd him. but we found out aftehwahd that it was his wife's buth- day instead of his'n and whut he got foh celebratin' il away from home and huh Was good an plenty. y."-N. Y. Press
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
ZEAL THAT was MlsolRecTea
Housekeeper Meant to Please Elm
 pIoyer, but Alas!

"Sueh an article said H. P. jud. son. the new head of the University of Chicago. in declining a rather un- usul interview, would be not only futile but even in a mild way harmful IL would be like the work of the care full housekeeper There was an old general who had brought home from the war a splendid fiag-a flag all torn with bullets, faded with fierce suns and stained with the dust and blood of battle. This superb trophy hung over the mantel in his library Well, one unlueky day he engaged a new housekeeper and the next week missed his flag He rang at once. Where is that flag of mine? he said, pointing anxionsly to the empty space on the wall.
 2" I have been working on it, sir, the housekeeper answered. I've washed fl thoroughly and sewed up all the rents and darned all the holes and when l bring it back to you sir. I'm sure you'll say it looks as good as new '"
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Mine Roror-.

City of Mexico, May Details of the disaster caused by the fire in the Gornhet4s shaft of tie fernere mines a; Nelardes.a. state Of Durango. which stared May i0, while 107 men were D fart of the mine. are reaching here slowly. IL is believed that 90 miners lest the.r lives through suffo- eating CT mcineration. and il is re ported that 40 eharred bodies nave Teen recovered. The fire. which start ea in an abandoned shaft at 10.50 D m, Friday, is reported to be still raging and impefiliag the work Of the Eescaets.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Ship Burned.

Detroit, Mich, May magnff- cent new passenger steamer City of Cleveland, -Rde- construction at the plant ot the Detroit Shipb.iiding Com pany for the Detroit and Cleveland Navigation Comr.ny. and designed to run between Detroit and Cleveland, was swept by fire early Monday and is a total loss, except her hull and machinery. How much they have been damaged cannot be determined until a careful eXa.lination has been made. The loss. which falls upon Inc Detroit Shipbuildng Company, a branch Of the American SAipbuilding Company is about S7o0.000. and is fairly well covered by insurance.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
THOUGHT HE WAS WANTED.
swede Returned According to lnstrue-
 tons on Envelope.

Christ Nelson. having been in this country only few weeks, was slow in learning American customs, and espe- cially the inscriptions on envelopes. One of his first acts after landing in Oregon was to take out naturalization papers. On the corner of the envelope. in which were contained the deeu- ments that made him an American citizen, were the words: Return in five days"
 Wal. I be har," he said yesterday, as he shuffled up to the counter in the county clerks office and spoke to Dep uty Prasp.
 What do you want?' asked that of flcial, carefully noting the embarrassed flush on the Swede's face.
 Wal, it say on this har envelope return in five days and time be up to-day, so I ban come round.
 When assured that nobody wanted him, he turned with surprise and walked sadly away, not certain whether he was naturalized or not Portland Oregonian.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
An Indians View of an orqan.

After while curiosity led me hack to the sod house. and l saw for the first time how the white woman pumps so much air into a box that when she presses on the top board it howls con vulsively l forgot my bashfulness so far as to listen openly and enjoy the operation. wondering much how the white man puts pair of lungs into a box. which is furnished with a whole set of black and white teeth, and when he sings to it it appears to an swer him This is how the white peo- pie teach their children to do things, I thought.-From the Outlook-Dr. Charles A Eastmans "Sehooldays of an Indian
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Blind Man Expert Whist Player

Bert Trim. blind resident of Woonsocket. R. |. is an expert whist player, being a valued member of a local club. He uses a special pack of cards. on which there are faint i'm prints suff cient 10 tell him what they are, but which are far too fine for the ordinary touch Trim. who has been blind since childhood, is now 30 years old. He plays the piano and cornet in excellent style and is often heard in local entertainments.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
eAsY's ECZEMA GREW WORSE.
Hospitals and Doctors Could Not Re lieve Him-But Cutcura Remedies
 Speedy, Permanent Cure.

"Eczema appeared when our baby was three months old We applied to several doctors and hospitals, each of which gave Us something different every time, but nothing brought relief At last. one of our friends recommend ed to us Cutieura Soap and Guticura Ointment. A few days afterwards inn rrovement could be noted. Since then We have used nothing but Gudcura Soap ard Cuticura Ointment, and now the baby is six months old and is quite cured. All that we used was one cake of Cuticura Soap and two boxes Guti- cura Ointment. costing in all SIPS. (. F. Kara. 343 East 65th Street, New York, March 60, 19G6.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
WHAT MADE HIM DOUBTFUL.
Size of Commuters Hat Caused Ac'
 quaintance to Worry.

A commuters on the D. l. & W. re- as they came into the city:
 Hawkins. of Stamford is going to move into that new house next door to me. l know him very slightly. and I understand that you know him pret- " well.
 Yes. have known him for upward of 20 years
 Well, what kind of a fellow is he, anyhow?" asked the commuter.
 "A first-rate fellow, and in every way desirable Why
 T just wanted to know, because could never quite make up my mind about him. he wears such small hat. Philadelphia Ledger.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
"f have suffered win kidney and bladder Trouble for len years past.

bladder Trouble for len years paSf.
 Hast March l commenced using Peruna and continued for three months. have not used 1t since, nor have l felt pain.
 .'I believe that I am well and there fore give my highest commendation t0 the curative qualities of Peruna.'
 Pe-fu-na Tor kidney Trouble.
 Mrs. Geo. II. Simser, Grant, Ontario, Gan. writes:
 II had not been well for about four years. had kidney trouble. aHd, in 1ef, feif badly nearly all The lime.
 This summer l got so very bad ! thought would try Peruna, so l wrote you and began at once to take Peruna and Manaln.
 II took only two bottles of Pernna and one of Manalin, and now l feel better than have for some time.
 'sI feel that Pernna and Manalin cured me and made a different woman of me altogether. 1 bless the day picked up the little book and read of your Peruna. 7 IT is The business Of fhe Kidneys 10 remove from The blood aH poisonous materials. They must be active all the time. else the system suffers. There are times when they need little assistance. Peruna is exactly this sort of a rem edy. It has saved many people from disaster by rendering the kidneys ser vice at time when they were not able to bear their own burdens.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Iniunetlon Permanent.

Oklahoma City. Okla, May--Judge Paacost Of Ava, Woods county. has made permanent Inc temporary in. junction against the division of the county by the constitutional conven ton. and preventing the call of an election to vote on the new constitu iion which contains the provision. It ia believed the question can be set ted h time 10 hold an eelction Aug ast 6, the time set by the conyel. ten.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
flows This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any Asse or Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
 FL. CHENEY & co, Toledo G. We the undersigned have known +. ]. Cheney for the K years and believe him perfectly hon orsbie T ali business transactions and financially able to carry any obligations made by his hrm
 NALDtSG. ktSSAN 6 MARVIN,
 Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, 0. Haifs CRtArrh Cure Is taken Internally netting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces ct the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 15 cents per bottze. Sold by all Druggists.
 Take Halls Family Pins for constipation
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
The Brioht sf1e

"Oh. this poverty wept the beauti- ful Wife when her shifty-eyed husband came home The gas and electric companies have shut off their service because you have not paid their bills" :"
 Well. We can use candles. con soled the husband
 And the telephone company has dis connected our instrument because We owe them two months rental.
 So much the better. If anyone tries to ring HIS up to spend the eve ming with us they will think We are not at home Judge
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Dancer in Sfunals.

"I was playing a game of cards in 6 mining camp in the Rockies" said the mild-mannered man. when sud denly my partner, by way of gentle hint held up two fingers to indicate that he had pair. Quick as a flash. one of our opponents whipped out his dirk and slashed off the fingers.
 Awful! Well, it was pretty bad, but wasn't he in luck that he didn't have a full hand?"
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Worth Observing.

Tn a certain preparatory school in Washington an instructor one day made the statement that every year a sheet of water 14 feet thick is raised tt the clouds from the sea.
 At what time of the year does that occur. professor" asked freshman, sIt must be a sight worth going a long way to see'-Harper's.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
czar as Composer of Music.

For the last IS months the czar has been virtually a prisoner in one of his own palaces and in the intervals of state work he has solaced himself with composing music and writing verse. His poetry is melodious and carefully polished and his music is melancholy and inspired by spirit of fatalism Some three years ago some of the czars poems were published under the pseudonym of Olaf with music by his cousin. the Grand Duke D Ass.a but he has himself set some of his verses 10 music with consider able amount of taste and a real knewl- edge of harmony Nicholas H. has a fine collection of violius of which be is very proud.
 Method will teach you to win time. -CaEfha
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Will SurelY HeIn You.

Don't drag along. Get a move on you and keep it on. But of course you cannot do so if sick, feeble and de- jeeted. If that's what's the matter give Simmon' s Sarsaparilla trial. It's the best Tonic you can fnd-will make you well, and possibly wealthy.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Quick and Sure.

Relief is quick and cure certain when Hunts Lightning Oil is applied to Cuts. Bruises. Burns. Sprains, and all similar troubles. As a quick act ing remedy, it's equal has not yet been found
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
This Is Fair Surely.

For any variety of skin disease, par ticularly those of an Itching character, nothing is quicker and surer than Hunts Cure. One application relieves one boz is guaranteed to cure. Our guarantee means your money back if cure is not effected.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

The inducements 10 adopt Natures per ioet Laxative. Garfield Tea, are many, tt IS made wholly of simple Herbs and is Drugs Law; it ovcrcomes constipation regulates the liver and kidneys. purifies the blood and brings Good Health.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
The Rcason,

Shea-How long have you been sick?
 Ryan-Fi.e days.
 Shea-Glory be! An why don't yei git a doctor?
 Ryan-Shure, got to go to wur-ruk Monday marnin Puck.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

There never was a day that did not bring it's own opportunity for doing good that never could have been done before. and never can be again.-Wil- liam Eurleigh
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Then She Takes tire Lines.

The young girls air was pensive "To-morrow, she said, Reginald will conduct me to the altar There Smiling. she lighted another cigarette his leadership will end"
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Socrates was henpeeked, but no wo- man can prove that he might not if he had possessed happy home have been a greater philosopher than he was
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

with my back and kidneys. I doctored and used many reme- dies without getting relief. Beginning with Dean s Kidney Pills, l found relief from the first box, and two boxes restored me to good, sound condi- tion. My wife and
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Fioures Seem Contradictory.

The United Kingdom. which is the largest importer in the world of cattle and sheep for slaughtering purposes, is oddly enough the largest exporter of horses for the same purpose.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Spring always brings into special favor Natures blood purifier. Garfield Tea IL is made wholly of clean, sweet Herbs. It puriies the blood. cleanses the system, clears the complexion. eradieates disease and promotes Good Health. For young and old
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

It requires the same kind Of pa. tienee to teach a pig to waltz that is needed by the fisherman who can angle all day without getting bite.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Work faithfully, and you will put yourself in possession of glorious and enlarging appiness.-Ruskin.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

For Itching Piles a better CT quicker remedy has not been found than Hunts Cure.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

many ef my friends have used Dean s Kidney Pills with good results and I can earnestly recommend them"
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster Mi.aurn Co, Buffalo, x. Y.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

To reach port on the sea of life we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it. but we must sail and not drift or lie at an chor-Olver Wendell Holmes.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Anyone can dye with PUTNAM FADE. LESS DA ES; no experience required; i; success guaranteed.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
DOES YOUR BACK AcHe7
Profit by the Experience ef One Who
 Has Found Relief.

James R. Keeler. retired farmer. of Fenner St, Cazenovia. \. Y. says: About fifteen years ago l suffered
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Labor rids us of three great evils tediousness, vice and poverty French.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

No man is a thousand descents from Adam.-Hooker.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Note the Distinction!

4 recent Lonaon advertisement of fered apartments suitable for jour. nalist or Christian man
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Immediate relief and ultimate cure follows the use of Hunts Cure when applied to Itching Piles.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Speaking of shade trees-most fam fly trees are more or less shady.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

The truly excellent character is made up of strictness towards one self and mildness towards others Schiller.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Volume on Alpine Tunnels.

An Italian. G. B. Biadego, has writ ten book of over 1.2OO pages on the Alpine tunnels.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

What do we live for if it is not to make life less difficult to each other? George Eliot.
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

FITS. St. Nitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases permanently cured by Dr Kline $ Great Nerve Restorer Send for Free g % tral bottle and treatise Dr. R H. Kline, Id. 93l Arch St. Philadelphia. Pa
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16
Mrs. Windows Soothing syrup.

For children teethiug softens the gums, reduces if famInatioa allays pain, wind coe 25c bottle
The Monticellonian., 1907-05-16

Method will teach you to win time Goethe.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-11-14
MRS. BRADLEY NERVOUS.
Loses Her composure While the Wit.
nesses Relate Story Of Killing.

Special to the Herald.
Washington, d. c., Nov. 1.-THE
jury in the case Of Mrs. Bradley was
completed this morning at 1880
o'clock, and the jurymen we're &C
cepted by both sides and have been
sworn in.
All the jurors are married men with
one exception, and he is a negro.
The government charges that the
shooting Of Senator Brown by Mrs.
Bradley was deliberate and premedi-
lated. and asks for a verdict of first
degree murder. Three hotel employees
testified today concerning the arrival
OF Mrs. Bradley at the hotel and TAX
ing a room next to that occupied by
Senator Brown. Mrs. Bradley COM
pletely lost her composure today
while the witnesses we're testifying,
and was especially moved by the ex-
hibtion of the bullet found in the room
where the killing took place. She
sobbed aloud several times while the
details of the shooting we're being re-
cited
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-11-14
CORTELYOU EXPLAINS
FINANCIAL TROUBLE
Special TO the Herald.

Special TO the Herald.
New York, Nov. 14.-Secretary Cor
telyou today for the first time since
he became secretary of the treasury
publicly disclosed the country's finan-
cial problems. He said the present
financial crisis taught the value of
credit in the business world. as well
as the value Of cooperation He said
he believed If the money now boarded
was put back in circulation conditions
would become normal in twenty-four
hours. He also said that he was sure
there should be no hurried legislation
in the premises, but that plan for a
currency reform must be examined in
to so that the final decision will re-
suit in sound conditions guaranteed
to the country.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-11-14
PREssYTERIANs PROTEST
Against Suggestion Of President to
Have Motto Taken From Coins.
Special to the Herald.

Special to the Herald.
Cincinnati, O., Nov. 1.-THE Ma
tional convention of the Presbyterian
Brotherhood today passed a resolu-
ton calling upon President Roosevelt
to order In God We Trust" placed on
all United States coins.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-11-14
Premier sannerman IIl.

London, Nov. 14.-Premier Banner
man is seriously ill with heart trouble.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-11-14
THE GOVERNOR AT LUFKIN.
Will Address the People After Lunch
con at the Thompson Home.

Lufliin, Texas. Nov. 13.-Big prepa-
rations are being made to entertain
Governor Campbell on his arrival in
the city tomorrow. and it is expected
that a large crowd will be present.
A committee Of twenty OF Lufkin's
most prominent men will meet the
governor at the train and will escort
him to the home Of Mr.. Robt. Thomp-
son, assistant cashier of the Lufkin
National Bank. where a luncheon will
be served in his honor. After the
luncheon the governor will be escort
ed TO the court house, where he will
address the citizens. The governor
will leave the city on the afternoon
Cotton Belt train.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-11-14
THE THIRD DONNA
MET THIS MORNING
Special to the Herald.

Special to the Herald.
St Petersburg. Nov. 1.-THE third
douma opened at II o'clock this morn
ing in the Taride Palace. which is sur
rounded with troops. The lower
branch began balloting for president,
and Nicholas Homaikoff was elected.
Last night hand bills were scattered
broadcast over the city announcing
that the palace would be blown up
and no spot is more carefully garded
than the meeting place Of the douma.
The douma is regarded as a tool in
the hands of the court party. The gal
leries were packed by monarchists
during the elections. and machine
guns we're placed opposite all APP
proaches.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-11-14
RAILROAD NOTES.

The Sunset-Central lines will pay
employees in checks on account of the
scarcity Of money.
\ reward of $500 is offered for the
arrest of r. A. Gaver, charged with
burglarizing ticket Offices.
J. F. Van Rensselaer,. z. II. Harri-
mans nephew and general agent for
the Southern Pacific at Atlanta, Ca.
visited Houston yesterday.
The Association Of Texas Account
ing officers will hold its bi-monthly
meeting i'm Austin today.