The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-13
ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.


We are all happier for a lot Of things
we don't see.
AID is never satisfactory: h best
way is not to need it.
Along about As. look around for
bargains. In spectacles.
We are ell inclined 10 waste powder
when the enemy lis not in sight.
The man who is standing up for You
soon gets tired and sits down.
While a man is watching his enemies,
his friends get away with him.
Il YOU are fond Of advice. be a doctor.
or lawyer, and get q for It.
You can't trust other people: n
you cant always trust yourself.
4 No man looks very digniied when
seated on a lunch counter stool.
AS soon as a good thing deyelops
look out for tiresome limitations.
What a fool a maj can make Of HIM
SELF when he tries his best to be wise.
One Of the most difficult things in the
world is to learn to take a hint readily.
II the men would tell their exact
thoughts. women would run from them.
About the only satisfaction married
women have is that they are not old
maids,
A woman always thinks it is due to
carelessness when anyone else breaks
a dish.
A man without visible means Of
support just can't keep 0 u Of
trouble.
An Americans idea of chivalry is to
protect women from every man, except
himself.
A woman's innocence is greatly cher
ished and admired, but that kind of q
man isn't.
II a man promises to do better than
men have done in tho past, do not be-
lieve him.
It is all right to vote for the counS
try's prosperity, but you must work for
your own.
You never heal a great deal of
a criminal after bloodhounds are put
on his trail.
No novel is sufficiently interesting to
make the reader ant it stretched over
W volumes.
The men who are bound for the
front, do not wait until New Year to
mako a start.
What has become of the o~ld-fashioned
farmer Who referred to town men as
town dudes?"
A prophet is only different from the
ordinary liar in that he can make peo-
pie believe him.
1t Is no fun to see a man make a fool
of himself; 1T is too suggestive of what
we are all liable to do.
One of the effects of higher civiliza-
ton Is the increased amount of talk
required to start a fight.
Some men have never told a lie be-
cause they have never had a COW run
over by a railroad train
Women are great takers, but most
OF their victories over mel can be
traced to tears or smiles.
When the man has anything to say
about 1T, the preacher is about the only
l one invtfp6 No thu yya1Iinr FEa 4t
Sometimes a man wants a thing SO
much that he forgets the other fellow
doesn't want to give it up.
The wickedest thing in the world is
q lot of people in the same own ems
gagged in knitting ZACH other.
A Chicago woman waiting for q
street car dropped dead. Perhaps she
saw a vacant seat in the car. -
There is nothing in telling fortunes
by the use Of playing cards. but for
tunes have been lost hat way.
Investigate the black sheep Of a fam.
lily, and you are apt to find that he
was a great pet when a lamb.
New shoes are never satisfactory to
q boy unless they squeak, while q girl
demands that they hurt a little.
AS a rule. a man doesn't care much
for ~spiritualism. as long as he can keep
real live people interested in him.
After a man becomes old, and Is
neglected by his friends, he usually
ake UP with spirits and fancies.
ABOUT the tim a man reaches so
he begins seeing insults in the papers
to The effect that he is an ole
man.
Men really have less admiration TO,
the average girls elbow than the
wearers Of short sleeves seem to be.
lieve.
straightforward woman derive.
some pleasure from telling how curly
her hair used to be before she had ty.
paoid fever.
Compliments are like wine. 1t onl,
takes a small dose to go to the heads
OF some people, while others can stanG
q good deal
People who believe anything do not
know much. In these days, it Is posi-.
BILE to pick out and brand most Of the
fool stories.
When we lay our head on the pillow
at night, we are reminded that thos,
most interested in us during the da,
had something to sell.
When g town q old mare has e
colt hat is threatened with speed. he Is
not fit for much else until some othel
horse owner takes the conceit out O,
him.
There should be more written con
tracts and fewer 'understandings.'
Half the Guarrels originate becaus,
people 10 not understand agreement:
alike.
We all need things we can plug alon;
without.
If you do as well as the country. yo,
are all right.
People don't call you a liar every tim
they think so.
Wha has become of the old fashfone
dog named "Ring?"
The best complexions are the ones wbic,
receive the least attention.
Apologies are like family skeletons The