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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Family TO Care for.

Sallie, a negress, noted for being an
excellent worker, was visited one day
by one of her old employers. Her
little shanty was very small, consist
ing Of three rooms.
"Well, Sallie," began her caller, 81
have not seen you for many years, but
! have come to ask you to do some
housecleaning for me. VIII you come
tomorrow"
"Oh, no, missus," replied the other,
81 can't come any mo-. Use married
an has large family. can't come. "
"How many children have you,
Sallie?"
Twelve, num-"
Where are they? l don't see any
about"
"Ya'sum. / have twelve-eleven in
heaven and one in de house Of ref
uge"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Tons Of EeIs From the Juniata

Many tons of eels have been taken
from the Juniata river during the last
few days. John Pennington, a cripple
from this city, placed an up to date
eel basket in the river 1000 yards east
of the Lewistown dam and in one
night he took $500 eels, weighing from
one-half to five pounds each, from this
basket. This Is only one of the many
baskets in the river.
The eels are put in boxes alive and
kept well into the winter and sold for
IL to 10 cents a pound and find a
ready market.
At the Pennington camp there are
fully two tons of eels in the boxes
Lewistown correspondence Philadel.
phia Record.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
About So Far.

A senator from a central western
state sought an interview with the
president, asking him to appoint to a
foreign consulate an applicant to
whom the senator was in some way
bound, but who was heartily disliked
by reason of his offensive persistence
in seeking favors.
where do you want him sent?"
the senator was asked
At this the senator took step or
two to the center of the room, where
stood large globe. Putting one arm
around 1t as far as he could reach,
the senator said
81 don't know what locality my fin
ger touches, but please send him
here!"-Harpers Weekly.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Two Points of View.

At the time of the ecclesiastical trial
OF Prof. Woods, of Andover Theologi,
cal seminary, for alleged heresy, a re.
tired New Hampshire clergyman,
while making a journey by rail, was
absorbed in reading the details of this
trial as reported in the Congregation.
alist. A sporty looking individual who
sat beside him was absorbed in the
pages of a different periodical.
MY friend said the clergyman
what do you think will be the result
of the great contest that is now agitat.
ing the nation?"
Think" said the other, 81 think
that John l.. Sullivan will knock the
stuffing out of the presumptuous cuss
In the first round"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Hlnted.

The train was crowded. In one
compartment a G!gnified middle-aged
gentleman was trying to read. Among
the passengers was lady with a very
sprightly little girl who had blue eyes,
a head of glistening gold, and an in
quisitorial tongue. She asked the
dignified gentleman innumerable
questions and played with his watch
chain.
The mother fairly beamed upon
him. He was becoming nervous, and
turning to this lady, said:
Madam, what do you call this
sweet child?"
The mother smiled, and replied:
Ethel"
please call her, then"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
A Case of Blind Faith,

President Patton, of Princeton uni
versity, recently delivered a sermon at
the Fifth Avenue Collegiate church,
Boston, his subject being Faith" He
spoke Of the blind faith OF the client
who puts himself at the mercy of a
lawyer In preparing an action for
trial, and OF the confidence of the sick
in intrusting themselves to the ply
sician.
"A case Of blind faith" said the
clergyman. "The doctor writes out a
prescription. Oftener than not you
cannot read It; you don't know what
it is. He tells you to take 1t. Yours
not to reason why, yours but to do and
die"
Whether or not DR.. Patton meant 1t
there was a distinct ripple throughout
the congregation.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
In SembIance at Least.

Once while we were journeying in
England the guard put into our com.
partment little girl who was travel.
Ing alone. She was eight years old
and French, she told us in the ami.
mated conversation she at once en-.
tered upon, so unlike the demure little
English child. 81 have let my house
In Paris" she said, "and come to live
In England, where like 1t very much.
There is the loveliest old gentleman
where I live now-oh, how love
him!" and she dramatically held her
hand to her heart. 81 call him grand
father, my dear grandfather"
And is he grandfather" we
queried.
Il do not know" she replied, "but
he Is made just like one."-Lippin-
colts.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Everythinu But

"Just look, dear Don't you think
am a real automobile girl? What of
my automobile veil?"
1T Is beautiful"
And this automobile coat. Isn't
It becoming to my figure?"
Wonderfully"
And the automobile cap. Did you
ever see anything set so fetching?"
Never"
And even my hair is In a beau
tiful automobile tousle. Isn't 1t
grand?"
Indeed It is, dear, but-but-where
is your automobile?"
"Oh, ! haven't machine yet, but
after save up 10000 baking powder
labels and 10000 soap wrappers, and
all the cigarette coupons the young
men give me- I'll get one in no time.
It won't take over ten years at the
longest"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Swallow Flew to Justice.

The German papers are commenting
on the sagacity of swallow which
was being pursued by a hawk and
few through the window of a law
court.
Flying about the court 1t at last
rested on the head of figure of JUS
tice, and there 1t remained until the
hawk went away. The hawk, the pa
pers add, did not attempt to enter the
court
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Designated.

Some friends living luxiously ir a
Stanford White house In Connecticut,
an elaborately appointed and well.
servanted menage. suddenly became
affected with the vegetarian fad. One
evening. when the dinner hour came.
their solemn and unhappy English
butler. having seen that the matted
wheat flakes and shredded cornmeal
and the graham sticks were on the
sideboard, came to the door of the
drawing room and solemnly said.
Madam, 1t is served."--Life.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
The Tesserarian Art.

He was as inquisitive as a minister
with new church and endeavored to
make acquaintance of everybody on
the train bound for Saratoga. Finally
he butted against one of the yanagans
and inserted the probe. "Oh, I'm a
friend of Canfield," said the victim.
yale man: M. A. Dick is from Har-
ward, also M. A." "Ah! You are both
masters of arts. Might l inquire
what Is your particular art?" IF you
like. The tesserarian art, sim
Y. Press.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Exactly What He Meant.

"Your English will drive me crazy"
roared the city editor. Listen to
what you have written: Miss Sissy
Sisson, the we'll known young musical
comedy star, had her face slapped
last night"
What's wrong with that?" asked
the reporter.
What's wrong with IL? Why, when
you say she had her face slapped
you imply that 1t was done at her re-
quest"
Sure. That's what ! mean. Her
press agent did it,"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Easy Money.

In a shop on Broadway line of
hats was being offered at price
which the dealer vehemently declared
to be less than cost" Apparently
we'll pleased with the bargain which
ne felt satisfied that he had made, a
purchaser inquired
How is 1t that you can afford to
sell these hats at less than cost to
you?"
THAT is easy enough" complacent-
ly replied the merchant. you see,
| sell so many of them at these fig
ures." And he passed on to the next
prospective buyer.-Harper's Weekly.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
The Real Thlnu,

A good story is told at the expense
Of Wall street man, who once sud
denly evinced a great interest in nau-
tical matters, and who In some man
ner, despite his inexperience In this
regard. was made the commodore of a
yacht club in Maine. where the finan-
cier spends short vacation each sum
mer.
One day. 1t is said, the newly fiedged
yachtsman shouted to an officer of a
certain craft; Have you weighed
anchor?"
"Yes, sir"
Then" thundered the new commo-
dore, why the deuce don't you an
nounce the weight?"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Road Notice.
To all whom 1t may concern 4:

10 dil Wnom IL may concern
Notice is hereby given tn at on the list day
OF April 1907, there Will be presented to the
commissioners OF Highland County, Ohio, a
petition praying for change in the road
running easterly from the Belfast pike near
the residence OF Andrew Metzger In WASH
ington township as follows
Beginning In old road about 1870 feet east OF
creek near residence of II. B. Shoemaker in
township and county above mentioned and
running westerly with or near line between
Hastings Bros, and j. Fox and line between
VIM. Ream and Robert Countryman to a
point near foot OF hill in said Countrym an q
land thence with or near foot of said hill
the residence OF Robert Countrylnan.
March ith 1907.
3, M SToRER AND OTHERS, Petitioners.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Another Instance.

when rich men are abused so
much, why does everybody want to
make fortune?"
Il don't know" answered Mr.. Dustin
Stax, unless 1t is another case of
misery loves company"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
As Seen In the Park.

A Boston gentleman and his small
grandson were in an electric car one
day when young man with a black
band on his sleeve got In. The little
boy looked at 1t and then said,
"Grandpapa. why does he have that
on his sleeve?"
His grandfather replied, Because
he has lost some relative"
"Oh." said the boy. II thought It
was to keep the caterpillars from
crawling up!"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Shall We Tan Your Hide ?

The average Stock Raiser hardly
realizes the value of COW, steer and
horse hides when converted into fur
coats, robes and rugs, Get the new
illustrated catalog of the Crosby
Tristan Fur Co., Rochester, N. Y, 1t
will be a revelation to you. And
Grossly pays the freight"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
How Gossip Grows.

did you hear about Mr.. Peasley?"
mo. what is it?"
Hes lost all his money"
Mercy! How did he lose it?"
81 don't know, but George said he
was running sprinkling cart, and of
course he wouldn't do that II he
wasn't awfully poor"
"a sprinkling cart?"
well, suppose that's what George
meant. He said Mr.. Peaseley was on
the water wagon now"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Send Your Cattle and Horse Bldes

to the Crosby Tristan Fur Company,
Rochester, N. Y, and have them con-
verted into coats, robes, rugs, gloves
and mittens better and cheaper
goods than you can buy. Never mind
the distance, Grossly pays the
freight" See our new illustrated
catalog page IS. If interested send
for 1t.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.

Ask today for Aliens Foot-Ease, a
powder. 1t cures Chilblains, Swollen,
Sweating, Sore, Aching, Damp feet.
At all Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
FoiIed Auajn.

Jaggsby (reading)-This paper says
that alcohol win remove grass stains
from linen.
Mrs. Jaggsby-Well, you can't use
that as an excuse Your stomach
Isn't made of linen. neither has It
any grass stains on It.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Cards Were OUT.

Miss Johnson-Ah come wifin an
ace Oh marryin' Abe Persimmons
oncel
Miss Jackson-Yaihf
Miss Johnson-Yais. II he'd had
another ace. he'd ha' won a Jackpot,
an II he'd won dat jackpot, he'd had
money 'nough fo' to git married on!
Puck
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Just Possible.

Little Willie docking up from his
book Say. pa. what Is sea COW?
Pa-A sea COW. my son, must be the
kind that gives the milk our dairyman
peddles, judging from the quality
thereof.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28

Faster and faster the pace is set,
BY people of action, vim and get,
So If at the finish you would be,
Take HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
GARRETT a. AYRES.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28
Would Be Monotonous 10,

Most things would 90 without say.
lng II we would only let them 60 that
way. .--Philadelphia Record.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-03-28

The best woven all steel fence on
the market at the old price at Cal
vert Bros.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
ASKS LEGISLATURE TO WAIT
Merchants Select
NEW
Board OF Directors

The annual election by the Mgr
chants Association of its Board of hi
rectors took place yesterday afternoon
The following were elected: Robcr,
Cation. r.. A. McIncrny, r. l.. Waldron,
r. ii. Paris, W r. Lucas. NJ Phillips,
f. w. Maclarlanc, w. W. Harris. q.
smith
The fertilization prospects were dis
cussed to some extent, and II was de-
cidcd to cable Geo. Mcclellan thanking
him for his work in this matter.
A general howl was raised about the
numerous advertising and subscription
schemes with which the merchants
were continually being bothered, II
was suggested that secret committee
be formed, the business of which II
should be 10 find out whether the va
rious schemes were worthy or not The
members of the Association would then
cial approval of this committee.
The matter of corporation exhibits
was, as usual, discussed at great
length. There were various opinion;
expressed rs to what form of exhibit
should be made, and as to whether leg
islation should he recommended One
thing all those present agreed on. and
that was that the $50 Zee charged for
Cling the exhibits was an outrage and
should he done away with.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
KAlA MARRIED,
SHE CLAIMS,
WHILE DRUNK

Anderson Grace. n negro employed
al the railway station. and woman
named kala. sometimes known as
Sarah or Sarah Kaiawc Mitchell. were
arrested yesterday by Deputy United
States Marshal Temple and hailed be-
fore United States Commissioner
Frank Hatch on the charge of adult
cry The case was set for hearing Feb
ruary H.
Anderson appeared greatly surprised
when he was placed under arrest. and
said he could not see how man ,uuld
be charged with such crime for living
with his own wife. lie claimed that
he was legally married TO the woman
Kala, or Sarah was not apparently.
80 much surprised. though she pro-
claimed her innocence of any wrong
dG.ng. II Is charged that she IL really
the wife of man named Kaaiwalu.
kala explains the matter by saying
that while she was living on the island
of Hawaii some time ago. SHE got
arunk one night. and when she came
To was told that she had been married
TO Kaaiwaiu while intoxicated. Shs
did not know whether this was tue
Or not, and In any case did not mold
that II constituted a marriage. an she
knew nothing about Il.
She therefore married the negro An
dcrson later. and has since that ti'De
lived with him AZ his wife.
II the stories told by the man aHJ
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
Proposed Liquor Law
DEALERS IN FAVOR
OF New Regulations

The proposed bin for the govern
mcnt of the sale of liquor in this Ter
ritory was the main feature at the
meeting of the liquor dealers ycster-
day afternoon, and II was handled
without gloves.
Quite a number were present who
did not belong to the Liquor Dealers
Protective Association and they stood
clear of all propositions until they were
sure Of the nature of the report to be
made.
Strong opposition to the thousand
dollar license was manifest inasmuch
AS If placed ut that figure quite num-
Der would not continue In the business.
After some harangue II was proposed
30 pass the whole business up To the
Hawaiian Liquor Dealers Protective
Association for adjustment. Such ar
ransement meeting with favor an eiec-
ton was held. c. J. Mccarthy was
made president; A. Writ, vice presi-
dent w Lishman. secretary; and d.
II. Lewis, treasurer
The election of n board of trustees
was put of till the next meeting.
Following the election II was moved
that both reports he taken up. The
motion carried.
The report adonted by this organiza-
ton confines the issuance OF licenses to
citizens of the United States.
Retail licenses are TO he restricted
tn one tor every 1900 head Of pop,la-
'tion, the population TO be fixed by the
ol'icial United States census The pro
vision as 10 limitation of licenses not
TO apply to any American citizen hold
me a saloon or cafe license under the
present law but in future that the
BOARD of Supervisors, or whoever hold
the discretionary power, shall not issue
or grant To anybody IA saloon or cafe
license until there Is room for It.
That for all breaches of the act
there shall he monetary fines and The
Imprisonment clause be. eliminated.
II should be an oifencH against the
law To sell liquor on credit IN saloons
II the same In consumed on the prem,
lses; but. II taken away, the amount
of same should be colloctable by law.
That no saloon licenses shall br
granted for any premises for any other
business except whore the sale of
liquor Is carried on.
That any woman or. minor visiting
saloon for the purpose of purchasing
intoxicating liquor, is guilty of mis-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
DEPARTED.

Br. $. S. Glcnfarg, Holman. for the
Orient, AS D. m.
r. X. X $. $. America Maru. Going.
tor San Francisco, y. m.
Wednesday, January ~
lIongkong Maru. Bent. for the Or
lent. ut 10 u. m
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVED.

"Wednesday. January 30
Tx. X. $. s. liongkong Maru. Bent.
from San Francisco. !: ~ y. m.
Thursday. January 81
Stmr Claudinc. Parker. from liiio
and Maui ports, ut 3:i5 n. m.
Stmr Kauai Bruhn. from Hawaii
ports. vt pa. m.
fA.-H. :. $. Californian. from Sound
Ports. y. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31

dcnials. sioo. and expenses NJ wit
ncsscs In criminal eases, 500. High
sheriff Henry will call on me TODAY
to discuss the matter Of taking care
nf the prisoners
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
We Have
Moved

You will find us on Hotel street
just opposite Union.
We are down stairs because we
want more visitors. As was, many
customers would have climbed five
flights Of stairs to see our magnificent
stock Of books. As is, these will not
be disconnected and the new store
will he more convenient for the don't.
carct climb stairs customers.
We cordially invite customers.
whether they wish TO buy or not.
We want them to see what we have,
so they can tell their friends.
Standard books, rare cditions, orig
inal manuscripts.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
BARON HAyAsHu THREATENS

Washington, u. C., Jan. 3l.-Baron
llayaahi has made n statement that
by the courts. in. the Japanese school
case, the sentiment Of California would
he regarded by Japan as that If the
American nation.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
SAILING TODAY.

Stmr Mikahala. Gregory. for la
wall ports, At 8 y. m.
Slmr. Nocau. Peterson. for MANU-
kona, kukuihaclc and llonokaa. at 8
y. m. ua4 .s.....
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31

Tho BUSINESS MANS HANDY IN.
pEx, published In the Saturday eulls
tin and the Weekly Edition, gives .
concise and complete resume Of all To-
gal notices, calls for tenders, Juds.
ments, building permits and real CO.
tate transactions. Evening Bulletin,
75C per month. Weekly Bulletin,
81 per year.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31

The Weekly Edition Of the Evening
Bulletin gives a complete summary Of
the news ~ tho dsv
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
SHERIFF iAUKEA
Continued from Page v
pATROI.MEN

Republicans Nccdham. Manasc,
Nawaa. Thomas. Nccdham. Nohunogu,
kawaiaeac. kaicna. Wallace.
ncmocrats-k ahola. =. Kahakul 10.
~ Peter. Moniz. IIaumca. Kcalohapau
ole, Enoka. Naawao. ut $1,000.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
NEW TREATY WITH JAPAN
ON COOLIE LABOR

Washington. II. C., Jan. 3l.-.As y
result of conference between the
President and the California delegation
IN Congress. the school authorities of
san Francisco base been summoned
to Washington II is believed that n
compromise has been reached with ia
pan and that the latter will consent tn
a new treaty excluding coolies from
the United States.
ASKS LEGISLATURE TO WAIT
Sacramento, Jan. 3l.--President
Roosevelt has requested the Lcgisla-
turc TO postpone It's contemplated Jap
gncsc legislation.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
OAHU LODGE, No. I. K. u ?.
HONOLULU LODGE sis, .. =. o. e.

Honolulu Lodge No. 6i6, Il. r. o. t.,
will meet in their hall on King near
Fort street every Friday evening.
Py order of the r.. Il.
HARRY II. SIMPSON,
Secretary.
H. Il. MURRAY, Err.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31

Hetail hquof special licenses, 1910
The attorney is to be instructed to
embody the ideas of Appendix B in the
bill
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-01-31
WIN. M'kiNLIY LODGE No. ., k.ss P.

Meeta every Saturday evening At
s:eS o'clock in X. Of P. Hall, King
s.rest Visiting brothers cordially 10.
ytteS 70 attend
J.. f. WOLF. C.. c.
L. A. JACOBSON. X. II. s.
Palestine daily herald. [volume] (Palestine, Tex.) 1902-1949, 1907-10-24
RUMMAeE SALE.

The Ladies' Aid Society of the
First Christian church will hold a
Rummage Sale tat some convenient
place down town. to be announced
later. beginning Tuesday. Nov. II
and continuing throughout the week
The Society will be glad to receive
articles OF wearing apparel, furniture,
dishes or anything useful. whatsoever,
as all will be handled in this sale.
Members or friends of the church
who desire to contribute please COM
municate with the chairman of your
respective ward.
Chairman First Ward, Mrs. John H.
Weeks; Erwin street; phone ia.
Chairman Second Ward. Mrs. C.
Roe Hall; John and Coronaca streets;
phone 593.
Chairman Third Ward. Mrs. w. E.
Swift; South Sycamore street; phone
SIC.
Chairman Fourth Ward, Mrs. Ed
Kelley; Tennessee avenue: phone 42S.
23-tf