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Mexico Missouri message., 1907-01-10
RUSH HILL.

Elder Il. ID. Chinn filed the
the pulpit at The Rush Hill Chris
tian church Sunday morning and
evening aud viii continue turnout
the year 1907 on first Sunday in.
each month.
G. E. Casper shipped one load
of hogs to st. Louis Monday.
John Beagles shipped one load
1400.lb. steers Of his own raising
aud one load of hogs OF his own
raising to st. Louis Monday.
The Rush Hill Bank building
continues to go mp. the bricklay-
ers soon complete their work. A
hstrictly nice job. one that would be
a credit to any city.
The mud is Just awful, but peo-
pie come to town just the same
aud keep our merchants busy.
/ Married. in Laddonia. Jan. 6,
1907. Mr.. Johu James and Miss
Leona Harper. both residing in
4 Rrsh Hill. The words that made
two hearts beat as one were said
by Rev. Rice Of Laddoniaa W.
extend congratulations.
Jack Paris aud his son. An
drew, aud Paisley, all OF Nortl
Dakota, but former citizens Of An
drain county, are back here visit
} ling their many friends ii AudraIl
! auo Monroe county. They "a,
I they Hive la che bread basket of III
world ,he great Northwest
Mexico Missouri message., 1907-01-10
NOTICE
OF CHANGE IN FIRM

Having bought my partners interest in the
firm of Woodbridge e. Purdy, 1 take this means of
thanking all of our friends for their most liberal
patronage IN the past and TO wish them happy
and prosperous year. If close attention to my
customers wants and fair and honest business
methods will hold our friends of the past and gain
me many new ones, hope TO hold them all and
gain many more. The policy of this house will be
it always has been, that every article sold must
be as represented and for this reason 1 want to
emphasize the fact and insist that every customer
If not satisfied with any purchase from this store
come and see and viii make it satisfactory.
expect to enlarge my present stock until it shall
be complete in every department and shall carry
nothing but the best of each and every article, be
it chemicals, drugs or sundries. / shall as here
tofore keep away from all the side issues of the
business and strive harder than ever to be known
as your druggist, and am glad to announce
that Mr. David McGhee will continue with me
and win be glad to have all his friends call and
see him.
Mexico Missouri message., 1907-01-10

The school at this place is get
ting along very nicely now under
the management of Prof. Shobe,
and Misses Tucker and Hubbard.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

Located. corner Broadway and c
street. northwest Services every
Sunday morning at II o'clock, even
ing services at o'clock; prayer meet
ing every Wednesday evening at S
o'clock. business sessions are called
Pastor, Rev c. c. Weith, Elders
David Redneld. W. l. Cruce, VIM. J
Dun. A. l.. Cruce. ID. II. Dawson, J
Il. Penn ugton. W S. Smith, Ed Byrd
CLERK Of Session. D. II. Daw"on
Treasurer. J. l.. Higgins Deacons, c
II. Clement. Lee Cnce. l.. =. Staples
\. c. Straehley. H. l.. Dalton. G. NJ
Henley. j. l.. higgins. J. l.. Hamilton
Fred Carr: Trustees. Sam Noble, Geo
4. Ramsey. C. M Campbell, II. c.
potterf. Joe f. Williams, and II. II
Peni ington.
Sunday School at GAS every Sun
day morning, W. |. Crucc, Superin
tendent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
J. 1. WILSON,.
FREIGHT. TRANSFER AND
BAGGAGE LINE.
BROWN a BRlDGMAN
Funeral Directors and Licsnssd
EmbaImers.
Largest limo Of Funeral Goods In
indian Territory.
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Masonic Lodges.

Ardmore Commanuery, No. b,
knights Templar-A. II. Palmer, EN-
inent commander; Geo. II. Bruce, re-
corder. Meets first Tuesday in each
month In Masonic temple.
Ardmore Chapter, No. IL. Royal
Arch Masons-G, ii. Bruce. high
priest; John l.. Gait. secretary. Reg.
ular meeting second Tuesday night
In each month.
Ardmore Council. No. II, Royal and
Select Masters-Robert II. Henry,
thrice illustrious eminent; Geo. II.
Bruce, recorder. Regular meeting
first Thursday night in each month.
Ardmore Lodge. No. 81, 4. +. and
A. Mn. NJ. Griffith, worshipful mas
ter; Geo. II. Bruce, secretary. Regu.
lar meeting first Saturday night on or
before the full moon in each month.
Ardmore Chapter. No. 20, order OF
Eastern Star-W. A. Bimbush, wor.
thy patron: Mrs. Lille Palmer. wor.
thy matron; Mrs. Fannie Sacra Bum.
pass, secretary. Meets fourth Mon
day night In each month.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
CATHOLIC Church.

Holy mass is read every Sunday AT
10 o'clock with the exception OF the
second Sunday, when II Is read at b
o'clock, followed by benediction with
the Blessed Sacrament. The sermon Is
preached during Mass and after Holy
Mass, instructions In Christian doc
trine.
The Altar Society meets every flrst
Friday in the month in the Rectory
at p. IN. The officers OF the society
are Mrs. Perry. president; Mrs. l.. p.
Anderson. vice president: Mrs. L.
Wolverton, secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
CALL FOR ELELTIoN.
BY Democratic Central Committee Of
Carter County.


ny virtue uf the action ~ the Cen.
tral Committee OF the Democratic
party In and for Carter county, in the
proposed state Of oklahoma. a prima
ry election is hereby called, to be held
on June s, 1907, for the purpose OF
minimizing all candidates for county
and municipal township Offices, to be
elected on August G, 1907.
Tho following named persons were,
by action Of the said Central Com
mif'ee If the Democratic party. in
and for Carter county, elected "a
judges and clerks Of said primary
election and the following name.
places were selected as polling places
In said Carter county, to-wit:
Hewitt-Judges. WIN Means. and
-; Clerks, VIII Greenwood
and ---; Inspector W. II. Wha-
ley
Pleasant Grove in Hewitt Town.
ship-Judges, C s, Beavers and l.. F.
Gray; clerks. VIII Criggers and s. NJ.
Wilson; Inspector, J. II. Dillard
Downard Mines-Judges. John Her.
on and Frank Caldwell; clerks, A. f.
Russell and C. w. Duncan; inspector
$. ID. Mitchell.
Raum-Judges Geo, Williams and
VIII Turner; clerks. w s. James and
Cleveland Sampley; inspector, John
Thomas.
Rerwyn--Judges. J. w. Lynch and
Geo. Fisher; clerks, o, A. Sparks
and T. II. Massey; Inspector r. b
Meek.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
Broadway Methodist.

Located, Corner OF Broadway and
u street, northwest. services every
Sunday morning at / o'clock, and ev-
anlng at 1880. mid-week prayer meet.
ing every Wednesday evenings at
1880; choir practice every Thursday
evening; business sessions first Tues
day night In eacA month
Pastor. Rev. ). W. Sims; Stewards
". S. Wolverton. J W. Banks. Nor
.s Sass. T. p. lfearney. W. NJ. Gwyn,
:. T.. Carter Frank rreusloy. X. W
Randol. Ran Webb. w. g. Ditzler, w.
w. Tallaierra
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
ERNAL.
Woodnnen Circle.

Meets the FIRST Monday afternoon
and the third Friday evening In each
month at X. Of =. hail; Guardian, NJ.
@. Hargravc; Advisor, Joanna Rob
erts; Attendant. Alice Staples; Magi'
clan. Viua Young. Banker Pauline
Cole; Inner sentinel, Allie V. Dolllns
outer sentinel. Lizzie Kelsey; Mo
ayers Sophronia Bullion, l.. =. 81.
les. Lena Y Bonner. Physician, j. IL
uargrave: Clerk, Sallie l.. Sturgeon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
JAMES ]. WALLRAPP. Pastor
Christian Church.

Located on street. northwest .
services every Sunday morning at II
o'clock. and evening at 1870; mid
week prayer meeting on Wednesday
evening AT 1880.
Pastor. Rev. S. II. Holmes; Elders
II. T. Dallas, |. X. Best. G. ii. Webb :
Deacons, A. C. Young. l.. II. Love
VIM. Devlny, J. X. r. Campbell, J. NJ
Walden.
Sunday school at $50 every Sun.
drv morning; |. X. Mason. superin.
tendent.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

The Epworth League meets every
Sunday afternoon at o'clock at the
broadway Methodist church. Presi.
dent 4. 4. Bagwell; LIST vice pra'i'
dent. Hubert Davis; 2nd vice presi-
dent, ltca Wolyerton; 3rd vice presl-
dent. Ella Davis, ith vice presi.
dent. John Freeman; Secretary and
treasurer, Mamie Nisbett.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

"Oh, yes; nearly everyone likes
George Ade." agreed the young man.
Don't know nothin' bout his
wrltin', but like his face"
why so?'-Curiously.
cause he's the only feller thet
looks like he was sorry for what
he'd done. e."-Lippincott's.
=
AT this charming season." said
an editor, 81 think regretfully OF the
late Josiah Flynt Willard, the fam.
Gus expert on tramps. Mr. Willard
invariably put on his tramping rags
and took to the road at this season.
He said the tramps were at their
oest-most amiable. most communi-
cative-in the spring.
He used to laugh at their hatred
fhouse cleaning. They avoided
houses where that sort of thing was
going on. They had a little mark,
cross within circle. that meant,
'Ke p away-housecleanlng here
Yes, they hated housecleaning.
They were often known to refuse n
roast Deef dinner rather than beat a
carpet. They had in fact all sorts
Of yarns about the horrors of carpet
beating
willard told me yarn that he
heard. on a May night, in a Maryland
meadow. beside fire OF rails torn
from a nearby fence.
"A woman according to this yarn
said to her husband
Peter, want you to give the
hired man a severe scolding"
what for?" says Peter The
hired man has been doing all right
the last week or two
"T know that said the lady.
But he's got to beat six carpets to-
day. and he strikes so much harder
when he's in bad temper. "-Ex-
change.
senator 1elluS Oh AldDdHla listen"
ed to speech OF Senator Overman
Of North Carolina, and made this
comment "Overman made "A grand
speech for such young man. (The
orator In question is SO years odd
II reminded me of Webster at Bunk
er Hill, when he addressed the ven
erahle men who came from afar.
Overman talked of things we had
forgotten so years ago, which | sup
posed were barred by the statutes
OF limitation"
Edwin Markham said OF child labor
at a dinner in New York:
And where we have a fair child
labor law 1t is too ofte made null
through the lies that the children's
| parents make them tell.
"a Norriston minister asked a poor
thin, pallid bobbln 10y how old he
was.
"1t depends the boy answered,
cautiously.
"Depends?' said the minister. De
| pends ON what?'
"'If I'm going on the train I'm under
/ l2. but If I'm lookin' for n job I'm
over IA"
when Maxim Corky dined with
me- said literary New Yorker, "he
| talked about Russian censorship.
He said that IN the course of the
RussoJapanese war he had occasion
| In an article to describe the head
quarters of one OF the grand iukcs.
/ He wrote of these headquarters,
among other things;
"'And over the desk In his high
ness tent is a large photograph Of
Marie La Jambs the beautiful ballet
| dancer
Before this article could appear
the censor change the sentence to:
"'And over the desk In his high
ness tent is a large map Of the thea
ter of war"
Houses painted five years Ego with
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
AID AND MISSION SOCIETIES.
Methodist Home Mission.


The Home Mission society OF the
Broadway Methodist church meets
the first and third Tuesdays In each
month at the church.
President, Mrs. Chas. Maupin; Sec.
retary, Mrs. w r. Ingram; Treasur.
er. Mrs. w. +, Wilmington.
Methodist Foreign Mission.
Meetings OF the Foreign Mission
society OF the Broadway Methodist
church are held the first Thursday in
each month.
President. Mrs. II. w. Randol: LIST
vice president, Mrs. W. +. Whiting.
ton: 2nd vice president, Mrs. Nettie
Jones; 3rd vice president. Mrs. John
Hoffman; Corresponding secretary
Mrs. p. p. Kearney; Recording secre.
tary. Mrs. Z. II. Woods.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

d. -. Tipns and Leslie Southwood
clerks, w. A. McNutt and F. o. Per.
ry; Inspector, Ben Mobley.
Reck-Judges Tom Jones and J A.
Ward, clerks. W r. Spencer and g.
W. Randolph; inspector. Jess Dumas,
Proyence-Judges. J. G. Fletcher
and =. q Jones, clerks. Tom Hagle
and G. W. Halfway; inspectors. J. +.
Bowling
Fox-Judges. J. w. Briscoe and w.
r Smith, clerks, r l.. Carpenter and
Walter Nall, inspector, T. H. Carpen.
ter.
Durwood-Judges, Y. ID. Norton and
]. Il. Saxton: clerks. e. d. Caldwell
and G. w Presley inspector w. NJ.
Prltchard
Brock-Judgcs, J. a. Johnson and
John Masterson. clerks. J. II. Ham
mer and X. II Reed, inspector. |. j.
Corey
Graham-Judges, Scott Parks and
VIII Brooks; clerks. Zack Harmon
and DR.. Ballard; inspector, o. l.
Bounds.
Springer-Judges ID. NJ. Sellers and
c. c. Carter; cl0rks, 7. Rogers and j.
H. owens; inspector, W. W Mahurin
oodford-Judges. Leslie Towena
and II. A. Wallace clerks, c. A. Am
mons and T. S. Roberts; inspector,
NJ L. Meek
Lone Grove-Judges. w NJ. Coffey
and w W. Babcr; clerks, X. l.. Rim.
er and F. NJ. Byrd; inspector, ID. NJ
Ballew.
Newport-Judges, Reese Reed and
J. T. Fisher; clerks, Tom V. Jones
and George Edwards; inspector, I'D
Steele.
Glenn-Judges r. Wilkes and Ed
Kimball: clerks. II. F. Stewart and S
W. Terry; inspector. W. F.Wyont.
Kings Store-Judges, w. Il. Hig
night and Ike Waldon; clerks. John
Payne and John Griffith; inspector
Joe Hignlrht.
Tussy -5dcges, George Gray and c
f. Ward; clerks, f. Il. Hewett and
Barney Pedycoart; inspector, w. II
Stegale.
t.1a
First National Bank building; judges
Roe Carter, ID. +. Booker; clerk., VIII
Farthing and J. V. Cabell; Inspector
NJ. l.. Alexander.
Second ward-Spragins building, OF
posite postoffice on North Washing
ton street judges, l.. y. Murdock and
Charley Fraley; clerks. G. K. Leemar
and Kit Shelton; inspector. c. a
Wall.
Third Ward-Fire station polling
place; judges, l.. II. Love and w. +
Whitehurst; clerks, John Duncan ant
John Whiteman; inspector. IL. T
Sims
Fourth ward--Polling place Robert
son Gun store; South Washington
street; judges, \. F. Pyeatt and Geo
Cooner; clerks, j. l.. Dashner anC
Max Wilmington; inspector Arthur
/ Carpenter.
Concord School House-Judges, l.
B Holder ana 5. b. Pistole; clerks
Jasper Millner and Marion Adams; IA
spector, Ben Holt.
Elk-Judges, Or. Norris and Chas
Fair, clerks. VIII Majors and Bol
Harmon; inspector, r. II. Poole.
Cheek-Judges W. NJ. Kearney ant
T. Mcdonald; clerks. A. Overstreet
and Geo. Collins; inspector. T. a
Wood
Hoxbar-Judges, - Bradley and
Hugh Cox; clerks, Sam Palmer ant
WIN Jones; inspector, Jim Nicolas
son.
Uncle Jacks Store-Judges, J. d
Gree" trl b Terry: clerks. Geo. Las
ley and w. NJ Whitmore; inspector
A. l.. Lasley.
huner-Judge, d. T. Strawn anC
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

Mrs. S Joyce, $50 sullivan St.
Claremont. y. H.. writes: About a
year ago | bought two bottles OF
Foley's Kidney Cure It cured me of
4 severe case of Kidney trouble of
several years standing. 1t certainly
is Il grand, good medicine. and hear.
thy recommend It. Hoffman Drug
Co, and city Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

O'Clock and In the evening at Z 80;
Sunday school at $3.50 q. m.
Rector, W. T. Browne, Vestryman j.
w. Golledge. Sr. Warden. c. o. Bum,
secretary. Chas. l.. Anderson A. q.
Edwards. J. f. Humphrey, 7. n. Rob.
nett. r. NJ. Lester.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
Eerndale Review Club.

President. Mrs Milton lkard; Vice
President, Mrs. j. NJ London; Secre
tary, Mrs W II. Bumpass; Treasur-
or. Mrs Anderton.
The club meets on Wednesdays OF
each week with one Of its members.
from to p. m.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
Lady Maceabees.

Meet the first and third Monday af.
tcrnoous of each month In the odd
Fellows hail. Lady Commander, Mrs.
" Il Ingram, Past commander, Mrs.
/. R Mason; Lieutenant commander.
Mrs. A. II. Holcomb; Chaplain, Mrs.
BETTE Taylor Record and Finance
Keeper Mrs Fannie Con Sergeant,
Mrs. Sallie Jordan. Mistress at Arms,
Mrs Rass, Physician, W. +. Bogie.
Arlmore Acric. 40 5S7. Fraternal
order of Eagles W 4 Worley, wor.
thy president. r. 4 Choate, socreta
ry Meets every Wednesday night
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
knlqhts Of Pythlas.

Myrtle Lodge, No. Z. Knights OF
Pythlas-Ed Sandlin. chancellor com.
mander; C. c. Watkins, keeper OF rec
ords and seal. Meets every Thursday
night.
Benevolent and Protective Order Elks
Ardmore Lodge. No. GAS. Benevolent
and Protective Order of Elks-ChaA
d. Carter. exalted ruler; r. l.. San.
der, secretary. Meets every Tuesday
p.ght In Elks' hall.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

Meet the first and third Tuesday ev-
euings In each month at 1880 o'clock
at the X. of =. hall; Oracle, Mrs.
Fannie Con Vice oracle. Mrs. Wal.
ling, Past oracle, Mrs. Mary Row
man, Chancellor Mrs =. w. Butch.
er; Physician, J. NJ. Walden.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

Houses painted five years ego with
Bradley & Voornan Paint look nlcer
and are better protected than II paint
cd two years with other paints. Buy
Jour paint from C. w. Bigert. 2l-6
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

knights anG Ladics Of Security
meet every Monday night In Odd
Fellows hall Members and visiting
members are welcome.
WILLIAM MULLEN.
Secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

A little Kodol taken occasionally,
especially after eating. will relieve
sour stomach. belching and heartburn.
j. b. Jones of Newport, Tenn, says
three bottles Of Kodol cured him OF
dyspepsia It Is sold here by Hoft-
man Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
THE CHURCHES.
Broadway Baptist.

Located on broadway, between
WashingttH and 4 street. northwest:
services every Sunday at II a. m;
prayer meeting at 1880 Wednesday
night.
Pastor, Rev. W. Mckinney; Dea.
cons, ID. u. Vernon, W. f. Ryan. J. ~
Shinholser, Il. A. Wilson, NJ. NJ, Grit.
nth. J, c. Freddy; Church clerk, &. r.
Buchanan; Church treasurer. A. L.
Coleman.
Business session Wednesday night
after the first Sunday In each month.
Episcopal.
Located on ID street. south west !;
services every Sunday morning at IL
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
SUNDAY SCHOOLS.


Sunday school at $3.50 a. m; Su.
perlntendent. j. W. Banks; Secretary.
Stella Butcher: Librarian. John Hon
man. Jr. Eighteen classes.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
LITERARY CLUBS.



President. Mrs. Nora VanDenberg;
list Vice President Mrs Elizabeth
Goodwin: 2nd Vice President, Mira.
Minnie Wall; Recording Secretary.
Mrs. Ida Alexander: Corresponding
secretary. Mrs. Daisy Durham;
Treasurer. Mrs. Florence Dexter;
Critic, Mrs. Lctitia Ledbetter.
Program Committee-Mrs. Elsie
Potterf. Mrs, Laura Mari, Mrs Eliza
beth Goodwin, Mrs. Mamie Rennie,
Mrs. Florence Dexter.
The club holds It's regular meetings
every other week from the first week
In October 10 the tirst week In June
On Mondays. with its members AS re
corded In the annual year book.
Music Committec-Mrs. Gertrude
Guillot, Miss Fay Burnitt, Mrs. Car
rio Mccoy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

JrAior League meets at Broadway
Methodist church every Sunday af-
tcruoon az Gas o'clock President,
Stella Butcher.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
Mothers Club.

President, Mrs. Milton lkard, Vice
resident Mrs. j. II. Snyder. Secre'
AIRY, Miss Virginia Brooks; Treas
urer. Mrs Joseph Pittman
This club meets the fourth Thurs
lay in each month at the Fourth ward
school building.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

ARDMORE TRADES COUNCIL
Meets first and third Friday nights
In each month at Labor Hall Ia.
II. Horn, president; ID. ~ Fergu-
son, secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02

President, Mrs e. l.. Mccain; list
vice President Mrs. G.. II. Webb; 2nd
vice President. Mrs. Walter Hardy:
Corresponding Secretary. Mrs. c. +.
'artcr. Treasurer. Miss Zoe Olive;
Nudltor. Mrs. H. T. McElroy; Libra
rian. Miss Sue Frame.
Program Committee-Miss Vera
Olive. Mrs. T. Norman, Mrs. J. S.
Oownard. Mrs c. $. Maupin
Regular meetings Of the club are
held every Friday OF each week from
$50 to $3.50 y. III. with one of its
members.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
Chautauqua Class.

The Chautauqua class meets Friday
" each week with one { Its mem
bers
President. Mrs. Preston ii. Woods;
Vice President. Mrs. Wiley II. Bleak.
more. Secretary. Mrs. II. IL. Penning-
ton.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
Cumberland Presbyterian Aid.

Meets first and third Tuesdays of
each month with It's members, Pres
dent, Mrs Ed BYRD. vice president
Mrs H. II. Pennington; Secretary
and treasurer Mrs II. c. Potterf.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-06-02
SOME NEWSPAPER
CHAFF.
s++*++*+**++++++++++++++++


We are puppets, Man In his pride,
and Beauty fair in her flower;
DO We move ourselves, or are we NOV
ed by an unseen hand at a game
That pushes us OF from the board,
and others ever succeed?
An. yet we cannot be kind to each
other here for an hour;
We whisper. and hint, and chuckle,
and grin at a brothers shame;
However we brave It, we men are
little breed.
Alfred Tenn! son.
Grandpa. how old are you"
II am eighty.seven years old, my
dear"
Then you were born eighty years
before | was. What a long time you
had been waiting for me!"-Ex-
change.
y
Gently entered the Office of a down
town "Womans = Exchange" and af-
ter moments hesitation inquired
Of the lady in charge. rs this here
the Woman's Exchange
at is" replied the lady.
Well" continued the country man
somewhat sheepishly. I'D like to swap
OF my old woman for most anybod"
YOU happen to have on hand, Lip
pincotts.
4 New York scientist the father
Of large and growing sfamily, has
his troubles. One evening his young.
est was holding forth in her best
style. The mother could do nothing
with the child, so the man of science
went to the rescue.
Il think can quiet little Flora"
We said There's no use in hum
ming to her in that silly way. WHAT
| she wants is real music. The fact
that used to sing in the Glee Club
at Yale, and sang well, too, may
make difference"
Accordingly, the proffer took the
child and, striding up and down the
room, sang in his best manner. He
/ had not finished the second verse
If his song, when ring was heard
The door was opened, and there
stood a girl OF fourteen. who said:
I'm one OF the family that's just
moved into the fiat LeXt 10 yours.
There's a sick person with us. and
he says, II it's all the same to you.
would you mind letting the baby cry
| instead OF singing to it."-Success.
A Washington man was telling
someone OF the trials OF his wife, an
| excellent housekeeper, with refer
ence to the servant problem. Just
about the time the mistress would
get new girl broken to the ways
OF the household and she would bid
/ fair to become n model servant, she
would decamp or enter the service
Of a neighbor. One OF these, a Mrs.
B., had incurred the enmity OF the
| first woman. for she had lately taken
two servants from Mrs. Brown. One
night in the winter Brown was
aroused from his slumbers by a
| queer sound in the kitchen. Bur.
glars" he hoarsely whispered in the
ear Of his spouse, as he prepared 20
tumble out Of bed and proceed down
| stairs. Edward calmly observed
the wife, "Td give anything to pos
sess your optimistic nature. Always
| looking on the bright side. I'll wag-
er anything it's that odious b
woman trying to get Mary away
from me"-Kansas City Star.
A young man was sitting in a bar
ber shop looking at magazine when
an old farmer, with little knowledge
or appreciation OF literary people,
stepped up behind his chair and
| looked over his shoulder.
who's them" he inquired, point
ing to a group of portraits,
We'll known authors and play
wrights" was the reply.
"Humph," calculated theformer
cuntemptuously. "Jist writin' fellers
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