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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09
DISCARDS HIS EPAULETS.
Captain Ewing of Manti Tenders His
Resignation to Adjutant Gen.
eral WedgeWood.

Manti, Nov. S.-Captain j. L. Ewing, of
company f. National Guards of Utah, OF
this city, sent I'm his resignation to Ad-
jutant General Wedgewood yesterday. No
reason particularly was given except that
he has Complet &c the necessary service
in the national guard. Mr.. Ewing has
been faithful and efficient worker with
the boys in blue for some time and Cap
tain Ewing. f his resignation is accept
ed, will leave the company In excellent
condition.
A six-year-old son of Mr.. and Mrs. Je-
rome b. Henrie was buried last week The
death came after an illness of only two
hours and was a severe shock to the be-
reaved parents.
The result of the election in this CITY
Tuesday last came as a great surprise TO
the Republicans of this city. The fact
that the Democrats of this city were
obliged to reorganiZe their party this year
because of not having a ticket in the field
at the last city election, and then winning
the city marshal, two counciImen and the
justice of the peace in q Republican
stronghold, where a Democratic victory
has not been known for several wears
seems more like a dream to the Republic
cans than reality, but next January
they will realize that ii is a fact
The temple grounds which have been
worked on during the summer, are now
beginning to take shape. so that one can
tell about what they will look like The
large terraced walls which formerly coy
cred the lower story of the magnificent
structure from view from the street, are
all torn down and the hill surrounding the
temple is being prepared for grass, which
VIII be planted next Season on the entire
hill south and west of the temple.
beautiful front entrance to the building
mas been CONSTRUCTED this summer of cs-
ment, making in all more than 100 steaps
before the entrance to the temple can be
reached from the street. A south entrance
to the temple, which is also made for We
mcles, is complete and is a beautiful piece
or work When completed the temnIe
grounds and surroundings will be one Of
the wonders of the west and will un-
doubtedly be visited by the tourists who
come to the west The latest improved
water system will be put in for watering
the lawns, and two large reservoirs will
be constructed on top of the mountain
east OF the temple to help supply the wa
ter for irrigating the grounds
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A DISASTROUS RUNAWAY.
Demar Merrill Suffers a Fractured
Skull, While Companions Are
More OF Lese Injured.
Especial to The Herald

Logan. Nov. S.-A shocking runaway ac
cident occurred at Smithfield, a town
seven miles north of here, this evening
Four boys, ranging in age from 13 to Is
years, were returning from school in a
cart when the hoidback strap on the har-
ness broke and the horse ran away. While
with a telephone pole and the boys were
hurled from the cart. Demar Merrill, a
son of Ralph G.. Merrill, was thrown
against the pole and, in addition TO Sc
tured skull. He is still unconscious and
is not expected to recover An adopted
son of Ira Hillyard had one leg broken
and his chin nearly cut off, while a son of
eX-Sheriff Ham NaylOr. of Salt Lake
county, had his wrist fractured The 9TH
er boy ESCAPED with few bruises.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09
Cured of Bright's Disease.

Mr.. Robert o. Burke, ElnOra, N. Y.
writes: Before l started to use Foley s
Kidney Cure l had to get up from twelve
to twenty times a night, and l was all
bloated up with dropsy and my eyesight
was so impaired l could scarcely see one
of my family across the room. I had CIV
en- up hope of living. when a friend rec
commended Foley's Kidney Cure. One
50-cent bottle worked wonders and before
/ had taken the third bottle the drOpSy
was gone, as well as all other symptoms
of Bright's disease F. J. Hill Drug Co.,
1.-The Never Substitutors.'
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Legal Blanks.

Tribune-Reporter Pig. Co., es w. I'd So
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tain dimensions. Shortly after she began
telling her story the babe woke up with
q start and although he made no demon
stTation insisted upon being juggled about
a bit.
Annie charged non-support She was
married February IA, 1907, and was sup
ported by her husband only until Feb
How did he spend his money!" she
was asked.
i think he spent it on other girls. He
told me once that he had another girl in
Ogden"
This was said simply and directly and
with but little show of emotion.
Did you write to him and ask him for
money to buy the baby shoes with?"
Yes, but he said he would not give me
any"
Carl Kylen, the girls father. testified
in her behalf. saying that he had sup
fated marriage. Fred. is appears. is a
waiter and earns $12 a week. Besides
the divorce an order for SO month ali
mony was made by the court.
Goes Back to Mother.
William P Umberger is one of those
unfortunate men who married a woman
who liked her parental home better than
any that her husband may provide. Per-
haps. though. William thinks he is for
tunate as this was the excuse he gave
for seeking a divorce from Crate Penley
Umberger, although he said he had tried
to make her live with him.
William and Crate Joined hands at Point
Pleasant in old Virginia, September 4,
1894 He said she left him at Bluefield.
w. Va, in 1902. Asked to tell the why's
and wherefores of the family trouble he
told the following story:
MY wife seemed to prefer to live with
her people instead of with me. They
wanted me to work on their farm for 70
cents day. but I would not stand for
that. as I could make good money at my
trade of a carpenter. She would leave
me four or five months at a time and go
to her home and finally she refused to
come back
Were your cares and responsibilities
increased while she was away?' he was
asked.
Eyes. 7 had to take care of the furni-
ture, the COWS and the chickens" was
the reply.
you see" continued the husband "her
people made trouble between us They
did not like it, I guess, because she mar
ried a poor boy and they are well to do
and have plenty" This seemed to the
court to be a most satisfactory eXplana-
ton, for he beamed on Mr.. Umberger
when this statement was made.
S d. Rail. a fellow worker with UNI
berger, testified that he had known him
for three years and that his wife had
never lived with him. The divorce was
granted
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09
Your Work.

Do you perform your daily tasks
with the old time vigor and energy,
or are You becoming dull, listless and
Indifferent Perhaps you need
nerve tonic. Palmo Tablets infuse a
powerful stimulus to ambition and
make you perfect glutton for work,
mental or physical. Use them and
note how much younger you will look
and feel. 90 cents. Book Free Adj
dress The S. K. Fell Co. Cleveland, o.
For sale by F. ]. Hill Drug ca
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09

Is, 1906. and it seems from her testimony
that on March IS, 1896, David ceased to
support her. Whether he even bought
her meal on that occasion did not APP
pear. AT any rate their married life did
not last over day.
He is an able-bodied man and I don't
see why he hasn't supported me-, she
said, and then came one of those smiles.
How does he spend his money!"
well, he stays in saloons sometimes as
much as three or four days at time and
often for two weeks. Then he comes home
drunk WITHOUT a cent More smiles.
From the testimony of Mary z. Had
dock Mrs. Bullock's mother, it came out
that after the marriage David and Mary
went to live with her and that she sup
ported both of them for time.
Then we gave him three months 70 be
good in, but he was worse than ever"
Where is he now?
HE is in a saloon" came the fond
mothers reply.
The mother is short woman, built on
solid foundation, and was very express
sive in her brief denunciation of her SON
in-law.
The divorce was granted and the wife
awarded $40 a month alimony. Smiles
without number at everyone.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09
The New Pure Food and Drug Law

We are pleased to announce that Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
national Pure Food and Drug law, as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs. and we recommend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults. F. j.
Hill Drug Co. 1.-The Never Substitutors
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09
Mary and Her Smile.

Mary Z. Bullock told her story between
a variegated assortment of smiles. She
smiled at everyone in rapid succession,
playing no favorites. The order was some
thing like this: Question by lawyer,
SMILE answer. smile, etc. Mary is petite
and was attired in a black hat with no
definite boundaries. a purple waist and
a gray skirt. She boasts of one child but
did not have the youngster with her
Mary married David Bullock on March
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09

Annie SchuSter. carrying in her arms a
sleeping babe. clambered into the witness
stand in Judge Morses courtroom yester-
day afternoon and told in a sweet. pretty
way what a terrible bad man her hus-
band. Fred c. Schuster is. Annie's girl
igh figure was at1ired in "A simple cos
tune topped by q brown hat of uncer-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09
Good Printing.
Tribune-Reporter Pig. Co.. 6S w. I'd So.

Ask for that NEW BREAD at your
grocery. Vienna Walnut Bread
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-11-09
New Pianos for Rent.
20 West First South.

The best" TO-DAY. Vienna Walnut
Bread. Vienna Bakery.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18
4ca,1I

lar this McCarty, shure, an il he had but
the peratie he'd give yer the half of
1t, an plots more, he'd thank yer for takin'
it. Move the crank, James. Music be the
bagpipes, Larry)
Ladies and Gentlemen, wye now arrived
at beautiful shpot, situated about twnty
over there yerll see hut, be the side of
which is stated lady an gintleman. Well,
as l was gon' that way wan day the f. fol- ],
tition betwixt you and the hogs but shtraw!'
Move the crank, James, etc.,
Ladies and gntlemen, we have now ar
rived at the beautiful and classical lakes of
Killarney. There's a curious legend con-
nected wild these lakes that l must relate
to yer. 1t is that every avenin' at foor
O'Clock in the afternoon, a beautiful swan
is seen to make its appearance, and while
movin' along transcendently. and glidelessly,
ducks its limbs, skips under the water and
yer'll not see him again till the next after
noon. (Turn the crank, James, etc.,
Ladies and gintlemen. we have now ar
rived at another beautiful spot, situated
about thirteen an half miles this side o.
Coruk. This is a crate place, noted for
at the Hotel de Finney the following tilt
of a conversation occurred betwixt Mr.. Null
him, says l., "Mully,. Guild boy. will you
have the kindness to fetch me in the mus
tard?" An he was long time brngin' 1t,
an oPperuned him for k Mprra me- et, ana
mustard wild your mate" 81 do" says l.
Says he, 81 notice that you take blame
sight Of mate wild your mustard" (MoVe
the crank, James, etc.
Ladies and gintlemen, before / close my
panorama I'll show you one more picture.
While travelling in the States some years
ago, for the benefit of my health, took the
cars for Chin chin -nat-ti, State of oh no,
on me way to Montreal and Que bec-que,
in Canada down the river Saint largo
mae, till place called Buff-lo, after which
l struck a party going about eighteen an
a half miles north, till a place celebrated
for its great waterfall an called Niagara.
While passin' by the falls wan evenin, L
overheard the followin' remarks pass be-
tween a lady an gintleman. Says he to
up on that ledge of rocks and see that vast
body of water a-rushing down over the prec--
ipice. Isn't that great curiosity? ?" Il
a greater curiosity if they'd all turn round
and pass back agan?'
(James. turn the crank. Larry, give us
"Home Swate Home,O
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

bered that Dutchman who took their trunk
from the hotel at Pittsburg was deck pas
senger, and he soon found and sub
poenaed as a witness His name was Deitz-
man, and being called to the stand he was
questioned as follows:
Counsel for Mrs Jones-Mr Deitzman,
did you know the steamboat Buckeye?
Witness-Yaw, i vas pillow up NIT her..
Counsel-Were you on board when the
boiler collapsed?
Witness-Yaas, vas on de poat ven de
piler bust.
Counsel-Did you know Mr.. Jones, the
husband of this lady? (pointing to the plain
tiff.
Witness-To pc sure / know him pring
his trunk on de poat at Bittsburg, and We
paid our passage togedder at der captains
office.
Counsel-Well, did he stay. aboard did
you see him on the boat at the time of the
explosion?
Witness-Nix; didn't see Mr.. Shones on.
der poat at dat time.
Counsel for defense (eagerly)-So. he
wasn't on the Buckeye when the boiler ex-
ploded, that you know of?
Witness didn't say dat
Counsel with triumphant glance at the
jury)-What did you say then? When did
you last see Jones?
Witness-Vell, l shtood by der shmoke
bipe ven der piler pust, and didn't see Mr..
Shones den; but ven me and der shmoke
bipe vas goin' up in de air l see Shones
coming down OATS der last time l see
him.
This testimony being thought conclusive.
the jury gave Mrs. Jones verdict for
$4,000.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

l went into Stanley's the other day and
saw friend of mine seated at a table with
a lady She had false hair, false teeth,
glass eye and a wooden pedal. My friend
says: LET me introduce you to my wife.
l took him aside and speaking in an under
tone, said: How could you ever marry
such looking woman? l see that she has
false teeth, false hair, and a glass eye" He
says: Speak out, my boy, she's deaf, too"
Jack Norworth.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18
THE VOICES THAT CAME TO
UNCLE.
CONTINUED from page y

to mention when he made his final address
to them.
He made the preliminary announcement
on the morning of the day which had been
appointed for his benefcence, standing up
at the breakfast table, and fiourishing
large blue envelope, and blowing his nose
furiously.
He had lost every farthing, he declared.
and couldn't even pay for his keep. IL
they turned him away he must earn his liv-
ing as a laborer-or go and shoot tigers
and lions for their skins-and he didn't
suppose they believed that he had ever shot
a tiger or a lion
He stamped out of the room, growing to
himself as IL he were both, and took refuge
in the little study.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18
A DUTCHMAN'S TESTIMONY in
A STEAMBOAT CASE.

Several years ago the steamboat Buck
eve blew up on the Ohio river near Pitts
burg. by which accident a lady rejoicing
in the name of Mrs. Rebecca Jones lost
both her husband and her baggage. In
due time she brought suit against the own
ers Of the boat for damages for the death
Of her husband, as well as compensation for
the loss of her clothing. On trial the de-
tense denied everything. II was alleged that
neither Jones nor his wife was aboard the
Buckeye, and therefore he could not have
been Killed or any clothing lost. The Jones
family being strangers in Pittsburg. where
thew went on board the boat. II was dim
cult to find any witnesses to prove that the
missing man was actually on board or that
he was killed. Finally Mrs. Jones remem-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

One day l went to Washington to see IL
/ couldn't get an appointment from Presi-
dent Roosevelt. Well he told me there was
nothing vacant. strolled along the banks
man floating in the river. I recognized him
as a Waterman in the treasury building.
/ hurried to the President, told him OF the
you're too late I've just appointed the
man that saw him fall in."-George Thatch-
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18
THE. IRISHMAN'S PANORAMA.
By ]. s. Burdett.

Ladies' and Gintlemen-In the foreground
over there you'll observe Vinegar Hill, and
her Says she to him: James, it's a
shame for yer to be ratin' me so Yer
moind the time yer come to me fathers
castle a-beggin' ?" yer fathers castle, me
wolfe? Shure yer could shtand on the out
side, stick yer arm down the chimney, pick
peraties out o. the pot and niver a par
yer moizht be fatigued, an II yer ar yerll
foInd at the fut O. the hill a nate little cot
kept BY a man named McCarty, who, be the
way Is as foine lad as you'll mate In a
that McCarty's out, or I'd take yez in an
introduce yer. A foine, noble, ginerous fell
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

A Jew boy enters a grocery store and says
to the clerk: Take this order. Ten lbs.
sugar at cents, IL lbs. coffee at 20 cents,
s lbs. tea at 80 cents. Add that up, How
much is 2"
Clerk-"Five dollars"
Boy-"Are you sure?"
Clerk-"Of course I'm sure"
Boy-"Thanks. That's my arithmetic
lesson for tomorrow"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

man arrested for murder bribed an
Irishman on the jury with a hundred dol
lars to hang out for verdict of manslaugh-
ter. The man rushed up to the Irish juror
and said, I'm obliged to you, my friend:
Did YOU have a hard timer" YES" said
the Irishman. 1.-The other eleven wanted to
acuuit YER"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

"a man stole harness the other day
and never left trace. John T. Ray.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

There is a well-known saloon in Brook
Ign which has three entrances. Casey en-
tiers and the bartender refuses to serve him
because he is intoxicated After an argu-
ment Casey leaves the saloon and soon
discovers the second entrance. He goes in
and looks at the bartender with consider
able surprise and again calls for drink and
is again refused. He leaves, but soon comes
back through the third entrance. He walks
up to the bar unsteadily and looking the
bartender in the face says disgustedly:
Say do you own all the saloons in town"
j. w. Kelly.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

Judge-"whats your occupation?"
Mike-"Pm a sailor"
Judge-"You don't look like sailor.
l don't believe you were ever on ship"
Mke-"Do you think l came from Ire
land in a hack ?'-Mark Murphy.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

my brother is an A ! prize-hghter. He's
won over thirty battles"
That's nothing. I've got brother tnat
puts them all to Sleep"
as YOUR brother a prize-hghter?"
mo. He's a preacher. Camp
bell.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

I'VE have German bands and French
bands and American bands, but you never
hear of an Irish band You couldn't have
one. Every man would want to be leader"
j. w. Kelly.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

Did you ever notice the difference be.
tween a German picnic and an Irish picnicY
The Germans meet at the hall and march
right out to the picnic. Do the Irish do that?
Not on your life. They've got to march
around town about three hours. Every man
in the procession wants to pass his own
house,. w. Kelly.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

New foreman-"What are you doin' there.
RAFFERTY,"
Rafferty-"I'm oilin' the wheelbarrow."
New foreman-"Well, lave it alone. I'll
do it meself What do you know about
machinery"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

utes the death penalty in cases of
murder IN the first degree. When
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

Levi Cohen went to Rockaway Beach for
the salt water bathing. He decided he
wouldn't plunge into the surf for few
days so he walked down to the beach with
bucket and asked the man who had charge
of the life-boat what it would cost for lit
tie salt water so he could take a sponge
bath at the bath house. The man sized
Cohen up for an easy mark and told him
20 cents a pail. Cohen paid the quarter
and started off with the bucket of water.
The next morning he appeared again on the
beach, bucket in hand. The tide was out
about 700 feet. Cohen turned to the man
and said: wat Dizziness you are doing"
j. w. Ransome.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

as CUn1PaIeu WITH 5,IUo,oo cases
for 1905, 4,73o,332 for 1904 and
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-01-18

Are your folks well to do?".
mo. They're hard to do."-Cook IL
Sonora.
Il saw man yesterday with deaf and
dumb sign on. So l gave him nickel. He
said Thank you / said, thought you
were deaf and dumb. oh he said. I'm
only mindng this place till the other fell
low comes back WELL where is the other
fellow?-I asked oh, he's over in the beer
garden listening to the music Ward &
Curran.
"My friend Casey had a friend named
Sullivan, who was very sick, and as there
was no one else available Casey told the
physician that he would sit up with him.
We'll, the doctor told Casey to administer
powder at 10 O'Clock and to give him Just
what he could get on a dime and no more:
He took dime from his pocket and showed showed
him against giving an overdose. Casey said
he understood and the doctor leftmof course course
ing when he called he found the man dead.
He said to Casey. Did you give him the
/ did. / didn't have dime so put 1t on
two nickels' George Fuller Golden.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-01-24
WANTS TO KNOW. WHY.
Mr.. Madden Says Street Railway Law
Has Not Been Enforced,

Representative Madden of Illinois today
introduced resolution requesting the
District Com missioners to inform tho
House why the provisions of section 3 of
the street railway charter act of 1896 i'm
connection with transfers at intersecting
points in the District have not been en-
forced
The section to which Mr.. Madden has
reference provides that 'the Capitol Rail-
way Company, the Metropolitan Railway
Company and the Capital Traction Com
pany are hereby required to issue free
transfers at the points of intersection of
their respective lines so that for the pay
ment of one fare passenger on either
road shall have the privilege of riding
over the lines of both"
Mr.. Madden is THE author Of the bill to
provide universal transfers in the Dis
trict.
On being questioned, District Commits
sioner mcfarland stated that the reason
why the provisions of section three of the
act in question had never been enforced by
the Commissioners. was because there was
no way to enforce 1t, for the act carried no
penalty. However. the act was passed prior
to official service of the present board of
Commissioners, and they are not particu-
larry familiar with its history except the
fact that they were pOwerless to enforce
the provision.
Oficials of the District who were con-
nected with the local government at the
board Of commissioners then in Office made
several attempts to have the law amended
SO as to include a penalty, but were not
successful
The Commissioners will prepare a report
to Congress in answer to the resolution.