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St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
Cen npc Spfinbe(Ie.

Set gan1le Orb at &uturen afba,
lol1ccrer Jig lelp lpneS at futile faa
9efrUitclie ueo Sen Spfinoelie> iom
ell Sfoma9er / Eittsburg bar giort !
&etning al &%1ll6elparelie. @pi5 Den
pirfelig bier Jig at bope SEN 8etp0=
ming, lon1 Der ul1tpoes / Sc forelebt-
&c Mco0cleller, at bpi(fe hi 9iper ct
lloorog o,1oet Steos / @luoet, oil oen=
lie Sfouo9er b(tue Ell al Geroens
&elgjprere. neutrality-suspicious. er
e1terboanoen blepet iaG at ilge ct
Sipsipergsu1aol, life miaoit fer /
2onoet, bpor &l1ltrlt|ten biotil bar
ipllnget lit e11euGlotge Scepter ODER
hpi % lup. Gen Wai10> Der formaor
at rcolscere Dor a%ulreguing meo to
SreOjeoe( fortjener at blipe bp6ret
io1n cit Stornuon6. Mobelprpmien
nil ingen(ltn0e bore for flor 9poers=
b%epiSring for Fam. slt nnoer Sen
Uor1o|Gtniug, at @iltorien er paalt-
helig - % at a1tltrulteu life faor
@olo / Nutentet.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
@n frpgtelta Suruobp bar SCOT

Gn frpgtelis Soruabo bar 0atte1,
mellem 3ors6ag og Gre6ag iioite ltge
bjemisgt ben ipoligite Sci al 2ouili,
ana og MtSiisippi og gaaet ct Stpf=
fe IND / Mlaboma. Min6it IS Men-
neitelip er gaaet tabt, og Sneie al
Menneifer CT fommet til Sfa6e. ga.
bet poa @jenoom anlaaes forelsbig
til $4,000, men bill mulig goo
lm1gt bbiere. Sire 8per er oelpts
boelagt. ubeiret begpnote pe6 sllg-
anorta, 2a., %. git ODER en- Straf.
ming af ca. 800 Mtle, en- @eilane6e,
lom ben Dor II elmer ON at tilbage-
Sen begpnote 81. ! ON Sat
ten % ran1te fine Ore, mems De Lao
I opb Sgbn. 5lertnIIet al De. Ont
TONNE er &btbe. @mosipgeanitalten
I Sncfio Ga, blep belt e6elagt, men
bet berettes, at beo 6e11 frpgteIige
qpitelie ff fIere al Batienterne beres
sorftanbt
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
Sern6ancitrcjfen afperget.

Trcoo9 lioite l(ge forlpanot SEN
truenoe S%oroel,ifp, ser / Sc iiolte
Tiger bor 6engt oper Sern6ol1etrafi=
fen / Sc Deltlige Stater. Sernbane-
fon0l1ftprerne5 og Srpnmpn6eneS
Srgonilotioner opgao Sen Jor6ring
Be baD0e op]tillet ON en- 9 Sinners
Mrbeios0ag, me6ens &ompagnierne
poa Den onoen SIDE gap ct poerligere
Gillug til 0en' 2enforb6jel|e, De /
tioligere Torllog baooe gipet 8ogo-
gemGn0> 8remlepogtere og 5ignal-
mGn6. Genne efstra 2pnnin9sforbei=
ellie belpb Jig til $3.50 pr. i1ge> og
oen lamleoe 2%enforbpielie, iom beo
oiSie GorbanolinSer er opnaaet for
Observation-Disclosures, er for
&onouftprer $1,000, for Baggage
mGn6 $3.50 og for 8remiepogtere og
@ignolmen6 $3.50. 8oa oenne-8 So
liS blep 5trejfe un6gaoet, og begge
Starter ipneS at bore me9et tilfre6s
n1eo De punone &elultater, ser bn=
lenligt ct op,,aaet peo Mellemfom]t
al TO NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Chairman &napp al Snterltate Cont
merce Commission og Chairman
9teiu al Il. 8. 2abor Commission.
Ser er goo 0ru116 til at lpfenife 8e=
folfningen / Geltltoterne me6 SEN cp-
1ooeoe Oroniug. Noget pnrre enc en-
Sernbaneitreife funoe npppe banoet
- oen biloe babt aoiftlligt betpnfeli=
gere 6pl9er enb lelp ct opgttg&
uihofe=l,p" / @all Street.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
Zen treble Sermtm.

6or bper Sag ser gaar bliper
Spprgsmaalet ON &reiioent 300 ie=
belts nnrmelte Jren1tio mere brp11=
oenoe. Nel1gelnagten pg Sc ltore &or=
poratioAs= SS11teres ler orbejoer / al
StilbeO, men al olle &refter for at
n%1oGbirfe Sonfen ON Noolepelts
Gienpalg, men paa Sen on6en SIDE
bliber set for Dper Sag ser gaor me-
re flart, at Stemningen lloe / oer
breoe 8efolfning er / 6oppr al at
ban fol mo6tage Bolg, bpis SEN
offe1lige Mening freezer bette. Ser
bliper life fer 5pprgsmoal ON, bpoo
Wonoen og 8orgeren &ooiepelt en=
lter eller mener at bore ooerens]tem<
menoe me6 gengie @e6tagter, n1er
bpoo set itore Glertal uf Oct ameri=
fan1fe Golf anier for at bore en- uo,n=
gGngelig Mpopenoigbeo for at 2on<
bets ll6pifling fan beoblipe / 6pert
6alo for 6en nGrmeite 6remtio at
gaa frem / oct begpn6te Spor.
S De ltolte Gnge far after Stem=
ninge1 for &ooiepelts @jenbolg /
1908 faaet ct mGgtigt 5teo frema6,
og oct paa Ell Maa6e, lom iiftert. tn
gen baboe foruoieet. Set er Strange
milltongren og S~ernbanemagnaten
@arriman, Der bor bopt set l1bel6,
at ct Hrtpatbrep, / boilfet fan ifpl6er
Brgiioenten for at booe begoaet en-
Slags Enlightenment for at lfaffe
Eenge til oct republitanlfe &ompog=
nefono, er fon1n1et for 0ogeus 2ps
og bar gipet Hreii6er,ten 2ei(igbeo
til at TEMPLE &orriman ion1 ct,
~Mnnanias" og 0eu ltore Sffenligbeo
ct lille Sn6blif / 6e Mioler, @orpos
rat1onS=S11tereslerne toger / lin Sic
nelte for at befgmpe &rnli6enten.
Gen Maa6e' bporpoa @oolepelt bar
mdot Set lumife Mnfolo> riier at BAN
itaar mes rene @en6er, og at ban CT
reoe til at parere enbper, }elp Sen
lumifeite 6inte. @bis Ser for Sioen
funoe uopeges en- Man6, ser por /
8eliooelies al be famine Ggenifaber /
ltge iaa f,1lot @aal lom &oolepelt, o.
Iom tillige / iomme @ra6 bor /
Stauo til at erbperbe Jig 8eiolfniu=
gems fl,l6e Etllto, ptl6e ban ielpfglge-
lig bore ielpifrepen til at bltpe oen=
nes @fterfelger. Men iaaiom Der /
belle 4artiet ingen iaa6an @ono ttn-
oeS, og uoenfor Oct beller life, er set
conifeligt at in6Ie, bborle6es BET bill
bltpe muligt for bom, iom lopIp6ig
8orger, at un6gaa fin Sfiebne, felp
ON ingen Man6 fpr bam er rant at
en- inooan.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
Mmerifauif 0coaraiiir Geljfab bor

tiloelt en- iSlonoif gi0enlfabsmano,
3Dorpolo Sbore6oeiol1 lin itore
@llomeoalje. 0enne blep iiplge Sc=
learam fra a%isbenbopn / Sirsoogs
oberraft Sboreo0eion al ben auneri=
fonife 8elonot til Goun1arf, Sbomos
S. 9'8rie11, peo ct Mp6e / set oonIfe
geograftife Gelifa6, ser le0eoes al
SelifabetS Yrulibe>1t, &ronprins
Gbriitia11. @elanot S'@rien omtolte
peo Sperreffelien al @eooljen S6o=
reooelons ltore Tortienelter iom Sp-
Dagger / set in0re Ssla1o og Sort
lrgger al tdlrige Ssbruer og &ulfa=
'1er. &%ronpriuien bolot en- imigren=
Sc Sole for Mmerifo og Sc ouerifau-
lfe Gioenl fobsmuno.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
st alporlist nbelo.

Set fan ueppe un6gaaes, at ben
s-Snoultri, %
90 napnlig oens ppperlte &eprGlen=
tant @urmeilter & @ains B9rft
&ipbenbapn, nil bliue l10lot for en-
meget bitter &ritif / Mnleoniug al
Set llbelo, Ser %fornplig ran1te Set
:1pe SfoleIti6, ion1 netop bar nnber
'lbrltitning. Gette oil iiffert ioa me-
get mere bline Silfrl0et, iom netop
Bette &nrft / Sc ~ier1ere Star -er gaaet
%frentu0 mes &nmpeifri6t og bar flpj-
ct a%oifillige al fine &onfl,rrenter /
ublonoet lo1gt ooer 9opeoet. III
Set l%te6funone ltbel0 / nogen Mao0e
lfuloe fullne tjene lom 9epiS for, at
Set itore bor1lfe @fibspGrft life mes
fltlo &et belio6er Sen ltore Stlli0, oe>
/ More11es $50 far tilfgmpet Jig CT
lelbtplgeltg aloeles 1tOell1ttet. st
boert ltprre laa bel JONI mlnOre Sore
toge11oe nil Sis efter on0en bltpe
rant al ct eller onoet ltbelb, o. bette
oil fol0e loo meget lt9rfere / 9jne1e,
lom Sillioen til Goretogen0et biotil
bar pGret uroffet. Set mnrfes 0o
ogIoo ollereoe MI, at Ell Gel al Sen
hanife Eresie ct life ioa list nerppS
ocer oenne Gag og nopnlig frpgter
for l1olon0ets Gom og 6slgerne al
oeul,e. elsie oil iiffert life bltbe
mnrfbort ltore. 8l1rmeiiter & @ainS
Menome er for roofGitet ODER bele
&eroen, og Sc itolte, lolioe 5fibe, Sci
BAT l,oienot, og lom er / Gort paa ollie
@eroensbaoe, er for pel fien6te til
at ct rent t%ilfnloigt l1belo, Der til.
mes narmeit ifploes l(agtiombeo ira
en- Tl1nftionnrs SIDE, oil faa alporlt=
&c Gplger for @irfiombe0en.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
Sun er en- uomarfet Suitru %
Mo'er % meoens benoes oDgtige

gun er Ell u6martet &uitru og.
Mo'er og meoens benoes oDgtige
Mono, Martini1s Nielien, Direftgs
rem for &ibbenbapns melt literare
Scene, III, ii06er oerbiemme % benz
ter poo lin Snltru, iaa iiooer Sgn-
men, Sal, JON ri ber bapoe @lpoen at
lare at fjetoe, uoei California og
trpffer Mnien moo gfuoen og penter
pao fin Mo'er!
Men benoe 1or III t Mften! Sat,
5r1l Soa, for alt set ltore, ltlpnne
Sc gap os! Suf for Be Wiilloer Sc
bafte tillipe bos os! Sg JONI ri lo=
per Gem at beuare Gem | fiGrlig,
to%fnennlig @rinoring, iaa beoer Vi
Gem fun: Sfjont engal,g imellem
Gonif=Mmerifaner,1e Ell per,lig Idnfe
glenn set feoelige - glenn Stra=
boolerne - bl1if fin poo set itore,
lmlffe, mll11tre, Sc n1pote paa Nej=
lel1.
90 1oo Gromniugcrs Gfool! Ir,1
C0a lange lene!
Srl1 Soo 9fielle len toffeOe for Sen
bel1oe 6ragte @ploelt, onltolte oen
Sornpjelie, set bopoc puret for be1=
Sc at beipge Mmerifa, Dpor bum oper
alt bap0e fu1oet iaa n1egen Sirrte-
ligbeo og ioa mango brape Mrl1o.
JONI beo 6lio og SburOig6eo bapoe
arbejoet Jig frem; bltn taffeoe for
@ploelten og u6tolte, at BUN piloe
%a6reslere Sen til De mango go6e Min=
Ser, lon1 lepe0e bos enbuer, mente at
naar Ser bragtes ben0e iaa megenSaf
for bbao BUN bab6e poet, ga piloe bum
tilifripe Set at Sc mango brope api1=
Der og Mgno:
e e rer 8 anmor IF
sc nbnet . oa"
r0e erer 9anmorf |
mig.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
Gueialiit=5 temmcr.

@runoen til at @ocialiltpartiet
beo iioite &alg til oen tpife &igsoog
tnbte omtrent @alo0elen at fine Ne=
p%r9ientanter paa Singe forflores paa
forifiellig Maa0e. Com betien6t bap,
Der @ocialilterne paa BET froftig1te.
at bet UNDER ingeu |om belit Gmltnn-
otgbeo er. enSbetpoenoe meb, at 60
c%ioliitpartiet ct / &ilbageeane / Gpif-
lan6 - tbGrt tmo6. 2a6 bette MI
bore iom oct oil, en- &ien6sgierning
er bet / bpert 5oil0> at oct ny[ig lteo>
funone &olg / Chicago bar bilt en-
tiliporen6e Neogans / @ociaIi]t-
Stemmerne. S 1904 blep Ser / Gil
cago afgibet lite minore en6. $4,000
iocialiittife Stemmer, men peo oe {e-
mere iteofunone @alg bar Der peret
en- ftooig Ne6gang> tn6til M (i6|te
l(ge> 6a ser fun bleb fa{tet $4,000
Stemmer at bette Yortt. !Mu ftntbet
bttligt in6remmes, at Der / ct So:
talbalg iom bet / Chicago lite er no
gen ierlig Opfororing til l16fo4oelfe
al Bortiftprfe, men bette bar Der BEL
Ter life / 1904, ba Ser bog Hep ofgt-
bet mere emo tre @ange foa mango
5~ocialit~@temmer iom taar. Mu-
Zig ,naa @run6en til @e6gange., nqr-
u1eft ieges BERT, at 6e andre @artier
efterboanoen bar optaget {aaoanne
@psrgsmoal poo 6eres Brogran1,
iou1 SocialHterne r1e.er at bur6e ftst.
te ,oen &enipn til Barti. Or bette
2hfaIo4 pioner BET ON, at @oeia.
Iisrnen bar fre,peIfe en- unfbenaiol
E 49, M
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&ennipluania Scrnbaneiyitcm bar

Sen liolte ltges 5io bapt ct l,luopon=
Zig fort N11tol Sern6or1eulpffer, ser
ollie bar rant 5urtiggaaenoe Sern-
bonetrnm melt Nusiager= og gfspres=
trpn. Otter Sc ltnoeribgelier ser er
foretagrte efter buer lllpffe> ct Set 6e=
pisligt, at Ell 8an6e l((~pffesfl,gle bur
foranltoltet alle oisie l(lpffer peo
Sporlfiftnifrg til @igelpor eller peo
at brDoe Sfinl1er op. 8onefompag=
MET bar uoltillet Gagtpolter / lau
ltor ltoltrpfning lom muligt og bar
uolopet itore 8elbnnil1ger for Hoa=
gribelfe al 6orbrpoerne, men biotil er
oct life lpffe6es at foa fat / nogen
al oisle. Srnnmanoifabet er / 0s0e=
Zig @nglt, og set er neiten umultgt
at ifoffe 8etiening til Sc burtiggao=
enoe 5rpt,, al bpilfe intet / Sc iiolte
Sage lpber efter oe faitiatte Nlaner.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
0tertnaenipr sGSphu s.. Gtepens

O%perinsenipr Sobn s. Stepeus,
biotil 2eoer al Mrbejoet peo &anamo
&analen, far / 2broogs frotraa0t lin
8olt, / bpilfen Mnle6ning ser bleu
bolot en- flor Set for bom / Colon.
SEQ 6enne 2ejligbeo gop ban Ell So
lie SDerligt ober M%rbejoets Sitting
og erflGre6e, at III bar alt / @ereo=
lfo6 for at oer. fl,n0c toges fat n1eo
fl,lo &raft. Nlt Molfineri er tillte=
oe, ser ct lprget for @iem for $4,000
Menneifer, og Ser fan TRANSFORMERS
Wetlltoner &11bifporos al nogropet
Soro bber Moone0. 9(rbejbet pil fun=
lie f%ortintteS boooe / SEN poooc og
0en tprre Marstio, og Fan forllolugoe,
at &analen bilOe bore fnr6ig til at
blipe aobnet for Ter0ielen / 1916.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12
@enem sfoleorease.

Setter: rDin 6noer 1maa bore me.
get eerrig.~
Soul: u$porfor 6et?"
Reter: so, ban er 10 Sfomager,
og iaa laoer ban 9ig eaa me6 bull.
le6e @tgpler."
Soul: Gin Sober maa 30 bore
meget gerrtg."
Weter: vSborfor bet?"
Roul:: $50, ban er 10 EanoIree.
Sores lille 8rober bar life en-
eneiie aauo.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12

Balgerflasie, Der i bpiere GRAB e1o
tioltgere foritaar at ifielne mellem
ppIenligt og 11b9ienligt. Sg bette
CT Dog, 11aar alt fommer til alt, So
9eoiogen pe6 ollie @alg.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12

ON at ltette oenne Gag. 8i ifal fer
giengibe Sproabet / lin &elbe6:
r@ber Gu9l barner og bpgger ON
fin egen @eoe> og 6erfor bill ogiaa
leg, ifibnt paa Mfitono, foribge at
bpgge ON min, nemlig Dor fiere gam,
le 8p @ibe peo at fremorage og beba,
re De gamle ifjbnne Minoer fra Song
8oI6emar og Dronning 9ngmars
Gio. 0g Ga MI Eioen er fommet1,
at Slotsboffen ifal u%ograoes og Sui.
nerne at BET nabnfunoige @iberbus
orages frem til 8eifueIie, bar en- So,
mite at Gamer ! @ibe, for poerligere
at giere bette Steb interesjant, lat
fig 8epagelie for at inoiomle 81.
orag ttlset pnr6igt Monur1ent til CT.
inbring otn 5teoets min6ebar6igite
Meteorological, ben bane, nril6e Gron.
ming 9agmar.
.Gerbeo bi1oe eno mere uopnlia
EasrtiterneS 0pmarfiombeb blipe lie,
bet ben pao gomle betrnngte @ibe,
boor man enbm for Inn goot ct Mar
Noen b6rte ben gamle &op.Wpgter
lpnge ON Natten - gi6 Ri f1tn6e bb.
re BAN igien, naar hi tenfer berpaa,
f%re1utna,er bet 90 life bemo6ige,
lnnefelsfuloe 9anter % fjare BIN
Der?
8ilbe BET m, HE barre fnruft, ON
q Damn bes amerifo. So ierNe
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12


- Sg Set at BUN operbooeoet fom
ifal ~Donif-Amerifanit @elifab meo
Dor brilla1te Geu @enrp 8. Sertj /
Spiolen babe lin itore Hart al @gren
for! Dg t bette 2ano, bpor man iat-
ter Biljefraft % Gnergi iaa bit, bbj>
er ri % I oDb 8e1tnortng for ser,
&bin6e, Der 81. Z ON Mftenen fom.
mer / @abn t SEEM Dorf efter en- gu,
ropa,@ehe, oe 81. $50 optreoer i
fulo @igpr = Der ttlbringer babe %
belle Gage og Retter poa Sernbaner
og observation-disclosures - men Iom al
ligepel Mellemru1nmene fpilIer og
}pnger for 2onbsmpn6e1te ne6 ct
2ib og en- Btpacttet ion1 en- 16 Mms
Btge, men me6 ben mo6ne &pin6es
aunft. M6rtg trrt - ol6rig rbo.
req" = alti6 lp8 - ditto 1troalenoe
= Gru 0ool Ser funbe bIipe e,
u6mprfet 9onf.M ntertfanerinoe al
Gem, bpts hi bore fit Sob til at be-
boloe 9em lenge nofl ~
Nen tro6s fin aunit, tro6s al Sen
5orgnoelie> 3r1en bnr brrd @ien-
Itano for, tro6s bet at BET gmFe GoIf
beitan6igt iublenbe - unber6anigt-
bar ligget for fin 9ronnings Jsb6er
bar Gru D6a opnaoet Set bsie-
|e, Der ton ltnoes en- DsbeIia
st forbIiue belt ubet Meunefell
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-04-12

Der.
Sg &eil,ltatet berof bill blipe felt
fra Den enc g,16e a Sorbflooen til
Ben an6en! Hriier paa alle 6obrifs=
-parer lfl1loe bltpe re6uceret iamtioig
meo Meogangen !8rtlen paa 8rpn0=
lei, Observation-Disclosures pil0e
efterboan6el1 uunogaoeltg ogiaa goa
neo, og berrneo iful6e Der til ii6it
fplge en- almin6elig @e6uftion / Mn-
Ifaffeliespriien for 6orbrueeren at
Iaa at itge enbper cling, set bore fig
Ne6benoigbe6s= eller 2l1fsusartifel!
Com beraf oil foritaaes, ct Der
Mn%leoning NOT til / Gremti6en OPP
mrrfiom at fblge l16piflingene
Gong / ben Gllmore'ife 0pftnoelie.
og ri ifal boIoe bore 2aiere a jour
bermeo. Manife - men o..
laa tim maalfe ~ bill oct life
bare iaa operpettes lenge, in
ben Ri bar 6ens 8etp6ning
for Menneffebeben ip%a6ierenoe lige
llft in6 ob Dgren til os alleiammer.
On D%pfinoeIie Der lite me6 8rait %
Bran ringer pne4 / 6ronten, men Eom1
mer giennem MIleD'en % Deficient
pan be6 - SRep5ffen69ren Men
nleo @uIbet rnsIe16e III 2oinruc!!
Free press., 1907-12-14

The author of the following is un-
known to us, but it is worthy the pen
of master mind:
Don't judge man by his clothes.
God made one and the tailor made the
other. Don't judge a man by his
family, for Cain belonged to a good
family. Don't judge a man for his
failure in life, for many man fails
because he is too honest to succeed
Don't judge man by the house he
lives in, for the lizard and the rat often
inhabit the grander structure. When
a man dies they who survive him ask
what property there is left behind; and
the angel who bends over him asks
what good deeds he has sent before
him.
Free press., 1907-12-14

A story is going the rounds about a
young man who sent to a mail order
house for a suit of clothes. In the
pocket of the pants he found the fol-
lowing note: "Should this fall into the
hands of a good looking young man
who desires to correspond with young
lady of sweet disposition kindly ad-
DRESS" etc. The aforesaid mail order
man promptly sent letter to the ad-
dress and in few days received the
following reply: "Sir-My wife re-
ceived letter from you addressed in
her maiden name. Twenty years ago
when she worked in factory, she
might have written the note. She is
now the mother of seventeen children
and my lawful wife. If you do not
cut out writing to her, viii take a
trip to your town and make you look
like two cents worth of dog meat. =
Lindsborg News.
Free press., 1907-12-14
Get R;oh Quick Scheme.

We hey found use fer water! Whilst
we was a-drinkin our way acrost tn
Ncvady dessert in company with th'
Press Youmerists we met up with a cap
italiSt an formed stock comp'ny to be
known as tn AreaI Irrigation comp'ny.
As soon as tn capitalist. who is a free
spender an Il fine drinking man, has had
time ter go to \. Jersey an glt q charter
We air ter place tn stock on tn market;
those who air anxious ter git in on th'
ground floor can. by diSpositin' money or
booze with us. now secure options. As
soon as tn Areal Irrigation comp'ny has
all tn money an booze it wants it is
goin ter buy flock O blooms which it
viii load up with water on tn Pacific
coast an permit ter leak across tn des-
sert ter tn Misery river. then they will
be loaded OUten th.- Misery river an
aloud ter leak back across tn dessert ter
tn Pacific, thus maxim tn dessert ter
blossom like tn yard ter railroad sta
ton. Fer limited time options may be
secured for one drink. Come early an
avoid tn rush.-AlkaH Eye.
Free press., 1907-12-14
Notice for Publication. No.

Department of the Interior, Land Office at
Colby, Kansas, Nov. IS 1907.
Notice is hereby given that Celia Deane
of Hays, Kansas, has filed notice of her in
tention to make final five year proof in sup
port of her claim, viz: H. E. No 263oI
made Nov. "a, 1902, for the N1zSE4, Ne4
Sw4 & seq 4NwH of Sec 22 township 1T
S. Range Is west, 9th pm. and that said
proof will be made before the Clerk of
the District Court of Ellis county, Kansas,
at Hays, Kansas, on Jan. 7, 1905,
She names the following witnesses to
prove her continuous residence upon and
cultivation of the land, viz;
Laurence J. McCluskey, Theodore Meistrell,
both of Plainville o. and Frank Payne
and Oliver Davis, of Hays P o, Kans.
JNO. THOMAS, Register,
N 3o-J Ak
Free press., 1907-12-14
One Hour q Day.

One hour a day withdrawn from
frivolous pursuits, and profitable en-
ployed, would enable any man of ordi-
nary capacity to master a complete
science. One hour a day would make
an ignorant man a well-informed man
in ten years. One hour a day would
earn enough to pay for two daily and
two weekly papers, two leading maga-
zines and a dozen good books In an
hour a day a boy or girl could read
twenty pages thoughtfully-over seven
thousand pages or eighteen large vol
umes IN year. An hour day might
make all the difference between bare
existence and useful, happy living.
An hour day might make-uay, has
made an unknown man famous one,
q useless one a benefactor to his race.
Consider, then, the mighty possibilities
of two, four, yes, six hours day that
are, on the average, thrown away by
some of our young men and women in
their desire for fun and diversion. .-Ex.
Free press., 1907-12-14
FriIIs.

FTliIS.
The young man who can play a
crackerjack game of billiards usually
is not good for much else.
A lot of actresses must be cured of
illness every year, judging by the pat
ent medicine testimonials.
One round of pledsure-An engage
ment ring.
Most men would be satisfied with
moderate success, 'f they knew it
would remain faithful by them until
the end.
Lost-One simp':@od spelling fad.
Must o died a-boTnin'.
Isn't it funny, when you stop to
think of it, how much We t1lk about
the weather?
The forehanded man will have kind
ling in his furnace, all ready for the
first cold snap, and the snow shovel
where it can be got at handily when
the first snow fall comes.
One way to make your wife's bis
cults taste like mothers did, is to
buy a buck-saw and saw wood an
hour before supper.
At fifty most mems heads are de-
void, not only of laurel wreaths, but
hair, as we'll.
POstmen are great carriers of tales.
A man or woman who is not pleased
with natures colorings in October,
will bear watching.
To be really an fait, a husbands s
necktie should match his wife's gown.
1t is a long time now until you will
discover that the bottom of the straw
berry box has moved up still another
notch.
Free press., 1907-12-14
pSyright: 1867: by Byron Williams.

A Bad Actor.
you OF Sea mi TIGER dog
a-chasing Cf his Taie.
mi Mother she isl lafs at him
until she's eiItin pale
an MARY. she's III Help, you know
she has hold her site.
er else al way she lafs at Tige
wood Bust her open vvide,
when pl Gums home my ma She sez,
''that Dog neer killed us awl!
he's chased his Tale n hull day through
awl up and down tn Hail.
he Chases IL around and round
until he Staggers $"
he scarcely can retain his Feet
or tell which Way , go"
and then we call Old Tiger in
show pa how he does
and ma she SCI Sex it. Tige!
This way around, Now buzz!
But Tise Sis down upon his Tale
as dumpy as a log.
An pa sez, Hump, There's nothin'
Smart
about that burned old Dog"
Free press., 1907-12-14

The terms of the postmasters at
Ellis and Hays expire this month, and
Harvey has fixed things with Reeder
and they expect their reappointment
most any day now. We are somewhat
surprised at Leisenring working for
reappointment, as four years ago he
was strongly opposed to more than one
term for a postmaster. Ellis Head
light.
Free press., 1907-12-14

The Hays City knockers are still
awaiting their opportunity to say Il
told you so" when the city arrests the
first man who ties on North Chestnut
or within the prescribed limits. No
one has yet violated the ordinance and
even the farmers agree that the move
is a good one
Free press., 1907-12-14

Still, the fact that Oklahoma has
sent blind man to the U. S. Senate
may not be such departure after ALL
Other states have apparently in some
instances sent men there whose eye
sight seems rather poor, when it comes
to seeing their way clear to give the
the people what they want. Marion
Record.
Free press., 1907-12-14

Perhaps the dentists will soon be
forced to the extremity OF merely put
ting gold tips on the teeth. The rest
of the filling will be made up of a mix
ture of cashiers checks and clearing
house certificates Mack Gretchen.
Free press., 1907-12-14

1t pays to advertise whether it be
a small want al of house to rent or
large display calling attention to a
new shipment of goods or a special
sale. Ask for a FREE PRESS rate
card.
Free press., 1907-12-14

According to Sec. Coburn $288 is the
share for each Kansan of the total
value of our crops for 1907. We could
use that 288 right now, Mr.. Coburn,
if you'll kindly send US our share.
Free press., 1907-12-14
Notice for Publication, No. 1874
Department of the Interior, U. S. Land
Office Colby, Kansas, Nov. IS, 1907.


Office Colby, Kansas, Nov. IS, 1907.
Notice is hereby given that Catharine
Deane widow of John A. Deane, deceased,
intention to make final five year proof in
support Of his claim, viz: Homestead entry
No. 262S8, made April 20. 1902 for the
SHNE4 of section 22, township IL south
range IS w: and that said proof will be
made before the Clerk of the District Court
of Ellis county. Kansas at Hays City, Kan
sas, on, Jan 9TH 1903.
She names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land. viz:
Laurence J. McCluskey and Theodore Meis-
trell both of Plainville Kansas. Frank
Payne and Oliver Davis both of Hays, Kan
JOHN THOMAS, Register
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