Alaska sentinel., 1907-05-16
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Once in a while you see a girl who doesn't care If people know how old she Is. She is usually 17.-Someryille Jour- nal.
 Senator. political job Is pretty hard work, isn't it?" Not very" re- piled Senator Badger. but getting It is."-Mllwaukee Sentinel.
 Chaplelgh-I was all bwoke up ovah a girl once, doncher know. Miss Knox An. I see! And some of the pieces were lost-Chicago Daily News.
 How do you get those clinging ways:' asked the country cousin. Hanging from street-car straps" an- swered the city girl.-Washlngton Her aid.
 The Simple One-Going away for your health! Why, that Is very sud- den. Does your doctor recommend 1t? The Wise one-No. my lawyer.- Puck.
 Do you know that I am soon to be engaged to MT. Huber?" "Is that SO? Has be spoken to your mother?" No, but my mother has spoken to him. Meggendorfer Blaetter.
 Passenger (about to leave the cars, sees his heavy satchel fall from the rack on a lady's head)-That's very fortunate. I had just forgotten It was there.-Fliegende Blaetter.
 Grayce-My dressmaker says ought not to wear white with my skin. Mayme Don't believe her. dear. White and yellow make quite pretty combina- tion.-Baltimore American.
 "I never was 30 happy before" said the new benedict. Marriage has made a different man of me-" I'm glad to hear It," said his rival, flor your wife's sake."-Philadelphia Press.
 Patlence-How do you know Peggy Is alone? Patrice-Because I hear her singing. But that's no sign" "Yes, it Is If there was any one with her she'd be talking. Statesman.
 Future Father-in-Law-I am sorry to Inform you that my daughter will not receive her fortune until after my death. Future Son-ln-Law-Well and how old are you now?-Simplicissi- mus.
 If you have any room left h your tool box, be sure and fill 1t with money. You can, on an auto tour, get along without anything but money. If there is any doubt about this, throw the tools away.-Life.
 A young man went up for an exami. nation and was "plucked." He sent the following telegram to his anxious fam fly: Examination splendid. Profes- sors enthusiastic. They demand an en- core. I'll Riso.
 Thank heaven, the multiplication ta- ble doesn't change. It Is the only thing a mother knows that Is the same as when she went to scool. and which she can speak of without being cor rected.-Atchison Globe.
 Some men insist that woman has no business brains. but there Is young woman who conducts a large business and 1t calls for head work all the time" "Who Is she," My wife's mil- liner."- Beforehand Press.
 Deacon-By the way, that man Brown you married year ago. has he paid you your fee yet? Clergyman No the last time reminded him of 1t he said I'd be fortunate If he didn't sue me for damages.-Boston Transcript.
 MT. Seesig-Yes, 1t was my first ocean trip. Miss Romanz-Ah. When you realized that you were on the great bosom of old ocean did you not feel like shouting in your exhilaration- Mir. Seesig-well. don't know about the exhIlaration, but I-er-could scarcely contain myself.-Philadelph Ledger.
 The modern wife Is beginning to as- tonish the modern husband. A man came home at a. m. He took of his shoes on the front doorstep. Then he unlocked the door and went cautiously upstairs on tiptie, holding hls brelth. But light was streaming through the keyhole of the bedroom door. With sigh be paused. Then he opened the door and entered. His wife stood by the bureau, fully dressed. 'I didn't expect you'd be sitting up for me. my dear" he said. "I haven't been," she said. "I just came in myself. New Voice.