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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-07-19
HulssncNO

FsClILNs VA, ANTIs Arun-
clio --Nacaute oCs I, cut las 'uIalcs er
Il Iol lafo de piod'as y ura en q la
rrio Coll RS de c>ta ciudad, Sc anur-
cia pof IL, dio del I.rijdico La DEMO
cRAclA, pala que los aspiiantts 4 d.
chas tstuelas u,dan lemilir srS Sc
licitu es tSta s,cretaria d,ntro del
termi 6 de tii,z dias d tontar des
de esta fecha. -IIumacao Julio, /, de
1907. - BARToLoME fLAQVER, secre
tario de la Junta Escolar. 4-lo
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-07-19
T. MATAXzO
DOCTOR EN MEDICINA
Y CIRUJIA.

FOCUL1srA. -Ex.medlco au.
ziliar..de La Clinica oftalmolo.
gica, que 4 cargo del doctor
Barraquer existe en..el Hospi-
tai de Ia Ssnta--Cruz de. Bar.
celona. Consultorio exclusive
para afecciones de los oios.
Tetuan 81, (cerca del Tea
troy - Horas de consulta:
De 9S12 de la manana.-
Gratis a los pobres, de 8 4 9
de Ia mafiana. d.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-07-19
CoNTI&UACIoN.

SALUD PUBLICA. He aqui-
contin1a el Gobernador -otro asun
to de capital intereS para los AL |
caldes. Las autolijades de SAM
dad de cada pueblo, de acuerdo
con los funcionarioSj supe riores del
ramc, pueden hacer mucho potque
la vida este astgurada Ell cads una
de sus respectivaS municipalidadeS.
Las autoridades locales de Sa-
nidad deb> con toda prontitud in
formar el estado de cada pueblo y
seiiAlar sus necesidades, va que
estan mas de cerca al corriente de
aquellas y en- el acto, hallaran .la
ayuda que necesiten del Gobierno.
Un case ha ocurrido recientemen-
te: declarose una epidemia en- un
pueblo de la isla; ell Municipio no
contaba con sufcientes recursos
para afrontar las necesidades que
aparejaba aquel estado de salud
publica y comunicado el case a las
autoridades superiores de Sandal,
estas 10 ,,trasmitieron al Gobierno,
quien en- el acto presto su coope'
racion mas decidida y energica
hasta remediar aquella necesidad.
Esta es question que no afecta
solo a un municipio, sino que afec-
ia a todos los municipios, porqne
Ell case de epidemia en- un pueblo,
los demas, inmediatos, no estau
exentos del contagio, y de ahl que
20, que no pretendo reStar autori
dades q los alcaldes, nj tomar la,
riendas de los municipioS, solicit'
de ustedes me sugieran un metodt
SECURE para que, en- case de ocurri
una epidemia en- un pueblo y qu'
este no pueda 8 no quiera toma
medidas sanitarias, puedan esta
salvadas las demas poblaciones Ii
mitrofes.
Compare este con el procede
de Cayey, que habiendo sido invs
dido por una epidemia de viruela'
dio cuenta de su estado al gobiern
y este le presto inmediatamente
apoyo y su ayuda.
Nosotros-dice re6riendose {
gobierno insular y a los municipic
no somos entidades separada
puesto que unidos debemos proc
der siempre para bene6cio de Il
intereses p1blicos y a cada uno afe'
ia por igual la sutrte de los dema
De ahi que en- asuntos tan in
portantes como los que va he e.
puesto, tEnecesite vuestros consejc
para la mejor orientaci6n y aciert'
Es question que tambien me inter
sa mucho recomendaros, el que n
suministreis toda clase de datos s.
bre los diferentes asuntos de vue
tras municipalidades, pues me SC
de gran necesidad para el inform
anual que he de presentar al Pres
dente Roosevelt, el que deseo q,
resulte todo 10 mas exacto y con
pleto que me sea possible, y para
lograr mi empefo, nadie mejor q,
los jefes administrative de caC
pueblo pueden facilitarmelos, N
cesito datos sobre el estado de
instruction en- cada localidad; n
nero de nifos que asisten q las c
cuelas; los que no. ssasisten por q
10 hacen, condolences de poblaci6
riqueza, etc. etc.
Expone Mr. Post la necesidi
de que los alcaldes vayan hacient
nacer en- el amino de los campesin
las ventajas que les proporcionar
una vida congregada, y no olsen
NADIA, con casas situadas much
veces en- terrenos que no sou pr
pios y de donde Sc les arrojara
dia menos pensado, quizas cuanC
hayan levantado una fnca a fuer
de su propio trabajo.
Lo practice serfa buscar m
dos de que cada municipio cor
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-07-19
Nuestra marca de fabrica, repre-

Nuestra marca de fabrica, repre-
eentada por un "hombre 1levaMd0 &
cuestas un gran baCala0." SO encOn-
E1sar3 adher1da las cubiertas de pa
pei color salmon que envue1ven los
frascos de la Emulsion de Scott Legi-
TINA. Emulsiones que carecen de esta
naarca deben rechaZarse como pro-
ductos inferiores que no tienen mas
semejanza CON la Emulsion de Scott
I.egitima que la que lay entire uns
lbuena y otra falsa. La de Scott cura.
Itaciones empeoran.
SCOTT & BOVINE, Quimicos. NUEVl
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-07-19
ECENERAD0R De La SANGRE

por cxceenca purifca nue enriquece; retuye al
tuerEas dA al rostrO e color rosado dc
recontuyente mas pOderOsO mas ecaz
anto para que escuea Ia madre que
uy superior todos los vinOs tnicO pdOras prepara-
recOmendan cuales los
e est6magO estreGimiento curan
a Anemia.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-07-19
FsImsciia De ], PoIanlo

Cag0as, Puerto Rico.
Complete surtido en- drogas, Pa
tentizados, Perfumeria, Semlllas d
hortaliza, etc. Sc garantiza el despa
cho de formulas Precios los mas Ii
mitados.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12

That amt the way officers are selected
nowadays. Here's the latest, up to dat,
White House method"
Orchard produced dice box and, shak.
Ing 1t loudly, cried:
Come, all you candidates! Best three
in five. High man goes out and takes
first pick Of offices"
At this point the proceedings were in
terruptcd by a message from the treas
ury department. which indicated that It
needed help. Rockefeller was suddenly
seized with spasm OF pain. "r think
am going to have rush OF conscience
to the pocket" he declared. and added
that as no scheme had been devised &c
help the treasury ne would come TO IN.
rescue by paying that twonty-nine mil
Hon dollar fine. Whereupon he walked
over 10 Secretary Cortolyou-thc roa.
Cortelyou-snn handed nirn severa,
punches OF money.
Just then the diners were startled Nv
loud words that came from one end of
the room. They were uttered by
graphophono and tho audience was quicp
to recognize tho voice. "t-ndesirahlo
Citizens" "a shorter and ugller word.
"malefactors Of great wealth" and Other
familiar expressions from the talking
machine your masters voice." cr'eb
the president Of the Gridlron club. AL
the undesirable citizens bowed low and
withdrew.
Hetween times there were diversions
Tho japanese wrestler who gave an ex.
hibItion at the White House recently an.
prarod and offered TO meet any two NOR
IN tho room, and Senator Kittredgo Son.
ator JEFF Davis and other portly guests
We're called on to accept tho Challenge
but declined. The fattcst members NJ
the club attired IN army uniforms pranc.
cd on hobby horses 70 illustrate tho new
test for horsoma0shlp IN the military
service. oklahoma, In tho s1iee or AZ
Indian chief, was admitted to the Union.
Several OF tho distinguished guests. IN.
GLIDING tho Japanese ambassador. were
called on to toll why Admiral Evars's
feet was going 10 the Pacific hut had no
chance n answer Tho now senator's
rose while club member gave them ad.
vice on duty and conduct.
The souvenir menu consisted of
bundle of Grldiron club Clearing House
certificates each If whi.u entitled TIA
holder 20 course ~ tho monu. The
certificates were omhc'llshol hy appropr!
ate maxms and notices such as these
The oyster is popular Jus. now. II
never says n word"
why is our chicken rumho Ike the
relations between Roosevelt and lIurhes7
Strained. See?'
"Grmsby English sole looks well on the
BIZ.
But any other Ash makes Hartman ~"
you take care IF tho fowl ard Uncle
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
WELCOMED LAFAYETTE.

If resident of Burlington who
helped to welcome Lafayette to this
city on tl1c- occasion of the laying
Of the corner stone of the University
Of Vcrmonts new building on June
90. 1875. had been alive during the
past year. we should all have wanted
to drink fun Of the "reminiscences of
the sotourn in this community Of the
famous French patriot. Salem, Mass,
has had until few days ago a wo-
nan who helped TO sing a song of well
como to Lafayette year previous TO
his visit TO Burlington in the person
Of Mrs. Anna Choatc Sncrrv, who was
one OF tho party of young girls that
welcomed Lafayette on the occasion
Of hts visit to Salem in 1924 She died
on Sunday last at the home Of her
granddaughter, Samuel Call, in Salem,
with whom she had resided for many
years. She was born in that town on
June "a, 1909. and in 1885 was married
to George S. sherry, a sailor, who lost
his life at sea.
Mrs. Sherry had in her long life
been associated with many move
monts now historical. She was in
Salem when President Monroe visited
the city I'm 1911 on the visit of La
faycttc, in 1894, she assembled with a
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12

In view Of the difficulty now ex-
pericnccd in securing en.istmcnts for
the army and of obtaining men TO go
behind the guns on Uncle Sans battle
ships marked significance is to be at
tachcd to the bill introduced in the
United States Senate by Senator Proc
tor to promote military education IN
The various civil institutions Of learning,
including agricultural colleges The
various colleges are classified, and pro-
vision is made for appropriation Of
government fund and the asslgun. nj
of United states army officers 10 con-
duct military teaching. # this Bill be-
comes n law, MS it should. It VIII hand
somely supplement the work If tho IN
sututions growing out Of tho college
land grant, which owes its existence to
tho efforts of the late Senator Morrill,.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
CHRIsTNAN IN TIE ARCTIC.

Captain D.. s. Osbon secretary Of the
Arctc '1uo AVID once a petty officer un.
DER FarraSut writing IN Recreation for
December, tolls very interesting story
or a. CHRISTMAS he spent in the Arctic
almost Go Years ago. The crew of the ice
bound SIN. e.yo theatrical perfor-
nance "'hrsmls Evo Was the opening
night or tho roatre," says Captain Os-
pon' the first one ever known in those
regions II opened to a fun house and
yet not an advertisement had appeared
IN any paper on the face Of the globe.
NO n'rlnF posters had adorned the walls
OF tHe village ON shore, but the villagers
were an there as frst nighters.'
Promptly AT .ght O'Clock the orchestra
tine minstrel band-in lieu of an open
ing overture. gave us a selection from
the'r rNpouolro, which was generously
applauded, and to the unkling of bell
up went the curtain. The play was
hi@cR-eyod susan adapted from n
famous old song of that name, well
known TO all sailors in those times 1t
was play IN three acts. interspersed
WIN some familiar sea dittes of the
uay' euSon was the star OF the evening
ana inc young fellow who took her part
played ana looked 1t to perfection. His
iliAhe-up was very clever considering
.he material at his command. The wig
n"u pceh made of hne combed yarns
p'''oeu as dcftly as any girl could nave
uo'o IT, Susans checks and lips were
Ne'S reu-from the paint poland large
pe''''' earrings dangled from her ears
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
TIUH IMMIGR ALTON Cou,TIsstov

Tho immigration commission or
which Senator Dillingham; is chairman
has begun its deliberations, following
he comprehensive Investigations made
during the past few months. and has
mapped out and systemitized its work
FOR the winter. II IS not believed that
ne question of japanese lmmigration
will be taken up Mt this time owing
principally to the fact that tho gov
ernmont Of Japan has manifested a
disposition TO curb emigration on its
own account ana thus avoid moo,.
'cation of the terms Of the existing
treaty with reference to this particu-
Tar subject.
1t has been decided that the ques
lion of southern immigration, involv-
ing the disputed problems Of assist
ing foreign laborers into the southern
States, and Pacific coast immigration
involving the admission of Aslatics,
mould be turned over to experts for
Investigation and report. according t.
the Washington correspondent Of the
Springfield Republican. Immigration
on the Atlantic coast and over the
Canadian border has already been
studied. Valuable reports from the
commissioners who went abroad las,
summer to study conditions nave al
ready been prepared In a number of
instances. But when the first reports
viii be made to Congress is still un-
ertain.
The commission still has a vast
mount of work before 1t, and offices
ire to be established in Washington.
rho question Of changes in existing
law has not yet even been approach
ed The commissions activities will
therefore continue for an indefinite
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
STILL ANOTHER EXPOSITION.

Before We have heard the last of the
jamestown exposition the newspapers of
the country are being inundated by the
department of publicity of still another
venture in the same line though in a diff
ferent direction.
The city of Seattle is the scat Of our
next trouble Of this kind and the corpora
ton in charge of the construction. con-
troll, administration and operation OF the
exposition is legally known as the Alaska
Yukon-Pachc Exposition Its capital
stock as fixed in the original articles %
incorporation is $500 900, all of which is to
be paid in prior to the opening of the
Legislature of the State of Washington
appropriated one million dollars and the
entire fund has been available since July
90 1867.
The funds made available are now be-
ing expended Jointly by the regents Of
the University Of Washington and the
Alaskan Yukon-Pacihc Exposition Com
mission for the State of Washington. The
money will be expended for buildings and
amount has been contracted for and Will
be expended during the years 1905 and
'N'e VI ""''''''3 '0'' '"' '''' ''"' ''"'''''s
'P'''''' ''''O '''' asst 0''' VI '''eN'
appropriations 'h"S ''r reported IS S-"'""'
IN "dd' tioh 10 'he "'uoh ''oFe referred
3 the StaS Of Washington has by joint
resolution adopteH ~ hS Leg stature IN
Ntcd the government OF 'ho hllcd states
and all the States OF tho Union to par
'l''i'''' IN me EXPOSITION ny 'r''HnF sun
ap'e huiI"'nSs ana MAKING appropriate
'iSp'ayS' ms I'N''aV'"" mas oc'n ac-
cepled ny nan dozen states "A''n have
maui appropriations I'' '''' r'rNe'pa-
''o''
u Dill IoF inc Pl''l0'p"'o" oil inc Uni
IT," "''''H a. WV 'NI''''''i WI" " CON
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BOON TO VERMONT AGRICUL-
TlsE,.
Grom the Barre Times.)

'from inc Barre TimeS)
Scientific farming or perhaps hotter.
farming according to the most approved
methods, viii make much faster pro-
grcss In Vermont now that the State
Agricultural college at Burlington has
been provided with a building and eoulp-
Wcht adequate to tho needs Of tho
courses In the curriculum. Lattcrly there
mas heen noticeable decline In farming
throughout the East chiefly because
the young men who would naturally be
looked to as hest fitted to carry on the
industry have become weaned away
IRON the farm into the larger centers of
population and the trades To arrest
ms trend Is an urgent need OF the
times, and as n step in that direction,
the dedication of the Morrill, hall to In
struction In scientific farming marks an
epoch In Nermonts efforts This build
ing Will be thrown open to use next
week at the occasion of the State agri-
cultural meeting In Burlington, and It
should be a notable event for Vermont
This accession to the equipment of
the State university Is to be of immedi-
ate benefit. and not the least indica-
ton OF II Is the reorganizing of the
short-term dairy school which was al
lowed to lapse several years ago because
Of lack OF Accommodations. As wen be
noted by the announcement published in
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12

The esteemed Boston Transcript
thinks the 81. Gaudens eagle on the
nm ideal angel while the body is that
of a partridge rather than of the eagle
of the seas or of military legions"
When we speak Of angels wings we Ct
course, must recognize the fact that
the imagination has tremendous lati-
fude.
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CLUBBING LIST.
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Chicago, June 16, have been selected
as the place and date Of the next re-
publican national convention by the
republican national committee and up
t. the present writing nobody has had
!he hardihood to claim the decision
was a victory for his particular can
didate.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12

Some people may be inclined to Won
der over the apparent inclination OF
the republican national committee to
,all the national convention early IN
June. but they must not overlook the
Fact that the convention which nomi-
hated Lincoln met in May.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
JUST so.

'rofessor-You viii observe that the
subject has one leg shorter than the
other and in consequence has to linn.
Now what would you do in such a case?
student-I'imp too,-AAX slopers Half
Holiday
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
WANTED.

When you want anything. advertise in
the new special column of this paper
Some bargains are offered there this
week which It will pay you to read
about. See page two. This paper has
more than Is 200 readers every week
and one cent word will reach them ALL
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
PRESIDENTIAL SCORING.

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period and result in series of re-
ports to be made to Congress from
time to time
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12

enough to make the project d success de-
spite his handicap.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12
THE GRIDIRON CLUB DINNER.
Skits and Burlesques Enjoyed I'm
til Midnight.
Song Mt the Expense of Fairbanks, Re
mindinE Him of Cocktail Incident
--Skits On "Naturc Fnkcrs"
nnd undesirable citizens"

The annual fall dinner Of the Gridiron
| CLUB brought together at the New VII
lard in Washington Saturday evening a
company OF notable public men who en-
)oyed until midnight tn skits and bur
| losques arranged by this organization Of
washington newspaper correspondents
for the benefit of It's guests. Covers
were laid for 225. Samuel G.. Blythe tho
president o. the club, presided
| Hardly had the diners been seated when
member Of the CLUB called attention to
| the TACT that there were no cocktails on
| the tables. This served to introduce song
at tho expense Of Vice President Fair
| banks, who was reminded Of the fam
| our cocktail incident at his home in In
| dianapols when President Roosevelt
was thorc. one of the singers brought to
Mr. Fairbanks large cocktail glass
| filed with buttormilk to the accompani-
mont Of this verse:
You surely will say as you sip its fnc
flavor:
Il thank you, indeed for this boon"
Unless you confess, as you Will, We all
guess,
You intend to he drv-tir next Juno
r,,"' ~ '"'i'eS ii"' ''aNdS u
.'g l'',''''''d po'IS news INTO the cruz was
,,e occasion, Oh i'"olhS SHNeral re-
,''''. WY, "'S'a'c',.s' SuPf "Se" 10 nave
,,,,~ ,, M.',''.'. w W. I.o'"audY ABOUT
an ''"hs' "'"t'oi DE-
an,,,,aa "u ., .'',''' ''',,1' AZ" ~. ."e re-
P"',','" -" .''u"I committees mere was
,..,.,' Ia" ~ w. "'''! ii,Siu'"'
fai.o~-, nv. o... 'l' W." =" n","'e
ne '"N' ci.S' III ""tura' history
~ INC i'"' anu inc lesson
p,,a'a - Ii'. dS lo''o"S'
w.. ~, w. va ''' STORY "oo",
law, .,,,.. ..,,9., ~. n-'Nl"S over u'e
1t wasn't Mrs OLearv,s COW tina. lstcls-
! cd over tho lan,n and etartod tho aro
Who did, then?
F. Augustus Ielazo.
Then there is that e.a+aror. TINT
money talks.
Gee. the Prcs'dcn. must no Tho r,cboe+
man in tho world.
We'll. John Barrett ain,t broke
Another familiar nature fake Is Santa
| Claus. Is there any such nerso, &C e,r+,
| Claus?
! no: Santa Claus has bean s,inereodo1
| by George Il. Cortelyou.
Who said that?
The New York Bankers.
| "hatS a maStodon?
| An eN''hct animal can you name any
| o'Ner extinct species?
Maletact S or great weaIth-since the
panic.
| nlser is a man who catches mice.
| NO Such thing; niser is a man who
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cocktail What IS a cocktail?
That's obsolete. too The President
has changed the name. He calls tho,,
storktails.
let us discuss the eagle on tbo now 70,
o9n,'r Fo'd piece
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-12-12

BERTHE Brown. = tim!d cosset.
Seeing how finance was rocking.
Grabbed his money from deposit
Palely hid 1t in stocking.