The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-11-24

medicine ever did go well together Old
Miss Undo sent him % take the gold
cure. I remember. but Tink sold his slip
horn and slipped away. and the last
heard Of him he was tending bar in
q grocery at Evansville
There's been d lot Of talk during the
past week about women. notice. Job
There's Mrs. KubeIik. her husband plays
the violin. and she says she doesn't
care how many women kiss him. I
should think Motif he plays the violin.
And there's man says that it's the
women-folk who are responsible for all
that is bad in literature-just as II Hall
Game didn't write as many novels as
Marie Corellii But. speaking about kiss
Ing, I see where a man went TO kiss
a girl and broke his collar-button-no,
I mean his collar-bone Mrs. Carrie
Nation, she says she wouldn't let a man
that chews tobacco kiss her at all-but
i guess the tobacco trust won't 20 out
Of business on that account Did you
notice, too. Job. that some preacher IS
talking about starting a clubhouse for
chorus girls, a place where they can
80 and dance and sing. and where they
can't get anything to drink and that's
in PitJsburS too, where 50 many chorus
girls get married 20 miIlionaires and
live on almOny all the rest OF their
days Sometimes. Job. sometimes late
at night. when I'm lonely and think
OF yOu-just an ordinary man all dressed
up II pink pajamas-I wish that I'd
been born 10 be a chorus girl. Seems 10
me YOU can buy more with alimony than
you can with the regular wages your
husband earns Only suppose II I'd
been a chorus girl I shouldn't have had
no little Emily OF Haley-and oh
shucks, ] never could dance. noEow,
Wasn't that funny about highway
men holding up newspaper man in
Chicago? You'd have thought a high
wayman'd read the papers once in
while. wouldn't YOU They might have
known that them fellows that writes
for the papers never have any money.
That's why they always write such sad
STUFF
Mr. Bryan's been in Washington
most OF the week. Job. Have you seen
him? He has a lecture in which he
tells about all the Kings he's met. and
he gets real money for It. too. he
went over TO Alexandria one day last
week and they had a big sign Up, Wei
come 10 our Next President I think
IL was mistake Of the painters; they
meant welcome TO our near President
but they Say that Mr. Bryan was real
pleased when he saw II, so he may be
getting next after all. You never can
tell,
Say. Job. do you know anything
about these International marriages?
Here I've been reading that Miss Shonts
is 70 marry a Duck, I've heard OF EN-
marrying lords and earls and dukes. but
a ducks new one. I wonder II a
duck Is more expensive than the other
kind. That millionaire M Drake ought
10 get one OF EN- for his daughter.
Their ehildrea'd have a pretty nest-esg.
any way.
4 wonder what Glen Echos going 70
do about all that money they took
away from the automoblists! They
must have several millions tied I'D. and
now that the court says that it's all
got 10 be given back. maybe it'll re-
Heve the financial stringency. Ny. but
now that the courts have decided that
Mr. Collins had no business on the
Conduit Road. I'll bet those motorists
who slowed down there are mad cause
they didn't have a good time speeding.
More lost opportunities; isn't i sad. Job2
Say. 1 saw one OF them new SO gold
pieces yesterday. Mrs. Brown let me
hold il a minute 7 don't see how they
come 20 say that the eagles got pa
jamas on What the birds really wear
ing is chaps. them things that the
4 Rough Riders wear; the design IS only
another tribute 10 the heroism OF the
administration.
Did You read anything about the
horse show IN New York. JOB? They
gave Mr.. Pabst. Of Milwaukee. another
blue-ribbon 1 see-just another add for
his blue-ribbon beer I suppose. They
say that the ladies at the horse show
set the fashion OF riding astride this
year, wearing those bicarboaated skirts
perfectly scandaious, I call IL Why,
even when I was on a farm where we
didn't have any side-saddles. We used 10
sit on a -four sack sideways, and II u
did bump a little, why We held on to
the name and stuck her out.
There doesn't seem 10 be much for
eign news this week. Job: though 1 read
the papers pretty carefully. I see the
kaiser's got 20 have an operation per-
formed on his throat while he's in Eng
land Isn't ii funny, when King Ed
ward had 10 have an operation on his
throat he went 10 Germany, and now
the Kaiser's come 70 England I sup
pose these mOnarchs don't care to let
their own subjects daily with their
threats. In Italy. too. I noticed that
the queen can't manage TO keep her
servants, and I don't wonder. I'll bet
ii must run poor girls legs OF TO be
answering the front door bell at the
palace all day and probably have TO
wait on table at night; and I'll bet they
don't give EN- more'n two days OF
month.
-Job-are you tired, dear? Want to
30 to sleep2 Wait iii I feel under the
pillow-yes. the Saucy Belle moneys
still safe You go to sleep If you want
to Job. darling Let's see-on Monday
III get those shoes for Emily. q new
pair of CATERS for Haley. and I guess
can AFFORD new taffeta waist. and
I'd love 10 get those new curtains for
the parlor, and, Job-let's see. you need
a new overcoat. but guess that can
wait till pay day. and I'll save a dollar
by paying the gas bill, and maybe 1
can AFFORD that bodice with the leg-of-