The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-06-21


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seittmlnlcdnesS doesu'I have lts origin
IN any happy dreams
II yaur dtSt,nslttou ISN'T ,i,ht n wIu.
become netis.1biy fr4,ful ~hen vnu
draw a poor whis, pnrtner
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'''yu'e a,''', ,,aa a'' ,iN nm AN enemy.
y man VINO Is liberal IN ms use OF
petlu'ieiy. is as shocking TO the av-
esase MN as q woman VINO smokes.
III a boy named Alsefnon lives 1t
uoWh, ailo makes good WIN we boys
'hrJ VIII iilu announcer italhe iof NUN
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hoase Is 7" hua out "hieh or Your
neishpoFs orowea your s'ep-ladaer
az.
You VIII nave suficient faIne If you
tNtI become rs important sS u mllltll-
.iiali ioohs "heh sets MO d new uni
FORM.
one OF 'he worst features about ap-
n nral : ws'.hSr, 'aoe thet'ionhu IN 'ne
~ +. 'gaus's' ~ '"ae II produces so
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VIVA, mas become OF me old fash
lo'tsu man WHO was d great jumper,
"lu WV ieiu d stone III eaei haha
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we haNe noticed that the people who
row are pretty apt 10 give me secret
away ~ encouraged.
y iho'hef is nearly as clever IN
framing excuses fof her shortcomings
ss sue Noilpels hef nnsnahd 10 be IN
making excuses Tor ms.
when a woman shows q tendency
% wear saNeF CONES Win age, no
heea 10 argue Win hef. she can't be
oINea out Oh 1ne notion
me most capable crl'ic Atchlson ever
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tsli nov thlhss should be done, but
coulai ! 90 them hllnsell.
LooHihs lof "a satisfactory washer
Wohhah ailoras lhe average woman All
'le i3oe ptooieHi sue wants, without
gong south In search of one
If you hin you are a good talker.
holicc me people you talk To hereafter,
ana you VIII observe that they try to
stop you and talk themselves.
so Tar as we know; everyone has this
11N LhoT llCI.' "a tha fira- 1,allp,
ring the fire turns out to be so far
OH that 1t is out before u fast runner
can reach it.
You can tell much by a name, the
averase disease germ requires more
space on It's vlsltlhg Gard than a Sleep
ing car, and sleeping cars are not
noted for brevitN.
we imagine that when n woman's
siuo meets 10 eject o1tlcers the members
oolht oH! one woman ana say: You
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HOW = woman of no,ite and ,eraao h,a>
,,ineors is aa,nired, and sM ~
novrar She is in tha ur,r,d, W.
hing is true of q man who is gantanI
inefficient ard polite The uantlar1an
control the world. Re n gentleman
In homes where there are no rne,
what do the women do when they want,
to borrow II pencil? Women can keen
no the furnace carry in water ond gat
all right without men around i'm
everv other particular. but is there any.
for a man when it comes to
a pencil?
Occasionally a story strikes YOU as
and you laugh at it for hours.
his has been amusing today. A
Kentucky colonel shot a neighbor, and
taken to the court house. The
asked the colonel why he had
shot the man and the colonel replied:
Judge, 1t is a delicate personal mat
Ter L 90 not care to make public"
whereupon the Judge admitted the COL
onel TO ba1l, and that settled 1t.
Inc man VINO quits smoking tries to
nave as good a time telling how much
money ne saves but that system isn't a
success.
we notice that nothing is SAID the morn-
ns after the party about the good rea-
sons why one should drive dull care away.
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