Chicago eagle. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1889-19??, 1907-05-11

gress to provide for more thorough IN.
spectiOn Of food products. GOers died
of trichinosis as a result of cutting raw
pork In bologna sausage.
Tom n. Donnelly, tho we'll known
jcweler at 11S Dearborn street. is the
man to 60 to for bargains In diamonCS
and all other kinds Of jeweiry. His
prices are reasonable and all Of bis
goods are Of the very best quality.
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Charles T.. Newton, Chlcago's oldest
halter. whose name Is household
word and whose popularity 10 unbound.
cd. Is now at COZ Masonic Temple,
where he Is a member OF Newton 4
Cntlln, hatters and furriers.
In America the button and In Scot.
land the "bawbee" have long furnish.
el to parslmonlous hypocrltes means
OF defrauding the contribution plate.
Now Il rival has risen In Edinburgh, In
the form Of imitation coins made from
pasteboard, and sIlvered or gilded.
They were put out rs souvenirs In
packages Of candy-toy money for the
children to play store with. Two or
more clergymen have written to the
newspapers to complain that the prac.
tice OF false giving by means Of the
toy coins Is becoming common. In this
country 1t Ia legal ofYense to manu-.
facture limitations Of coins.
Montreal's birth rate Is higher than
that OF any other American city. II
the President finds It out he In likely
to become IN advocate OF Canadian an.
nexation.
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Throughout u century and q quarter
the tendency Of the nations OF the
world has been toward diffusion Of the
governmental powers. For the first
time evidence Of rcactionary dispo.
sltion to trust all to the one strong
man appears In nearly all the larger
nations ut the same time. We see no
more than curious coincidence In the
unhappiness OF these present days In
all the parliaments Of man. DemOcra.
cy Is not dying anywhere. The only
moral to be drawn IL the happy one
that individualism Ia not m0ribund
either. The nations know ana trust
their strongest sons. There IL no
imam on horseback" lie only seems
mounted to little men because his head
10 high above the crowd.
A Baltimore physician says people
may live to be 100 years old by doing
away with hats. But 70 many people,
including Baltimore physicians. ind
hats convenient to talk through.
a Philadelphia physician says the
habit Of crossing our legs Is harm.
full one. 1t must be. for II IL 80 easily
acquired.
The king Of Slam has started on a
pleasure trip accompanied by his
twelve wives. An entirely original
Idea of having good time.
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Sometimes 1t looks rs II Providence
had provided Just about enough ex-
tremely rich young men to serve the
world rs horrible examples.
Scientists claim that when the TEN
perature Is down to zero there Is still
considerable heat present. But, Of
course. there Is no law compelling you
to believe 1t.
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There IL some satisfaction to the
country In having a man like Mr.. Car
negie who can tell Wall street what III
thinks OF 1t without swearing.
4 Russian admirars life was saved
when the bomb aimed ut him dropped
, In the snow and refused to explode
Guess he thinks the poet who wrote
beautiful Snow" was all right.
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"When you feel bralnstorm com
ing on" advises an exchange, slip tn
cartridges out of your gum" That ad
vice Is all right for the man who can
not condne himself to shooting or Ill
mouth.
The Prince of Wales Is reported t
h have been badly squeezed In the stoc
!. market. Even prince Is likely to 60
\ his fingers hurt when he fools wit
the teeth of the buzz saw.
Q A young man who beat his mother t
!. death with stick Of stove wood
!. "belleved to be insane" or course b