The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-08-01
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a boy, Willie. Willie-When did YOU
begin, papa ?-Slovo.
Cholly enthusiastically She Is for
ever smiling upon NE! Sha-Awfully
polite girl! Every one else laughs out
rlght.-Puck.
THAT horse was capable of winning
In a walk" "And did he?" mo. They
foolishly entered him In running
race Washington Herald.
Molly-When you spoke to father dtd
you tell him you had $500 In the bankf
George-Yes. Molly-And what did he
say? George = He borrowed it
Sketchy Bits,
She-When l accepted Jack, he said
he felt as If he was in the seventh
heaven! He-I can we'll believe it. He
has been engaged six times before
Fliegende Blaetter.
/ Cholmondely-You and your sister
are twins, are you not? Marjoribanks
We were when we were children1,
Now, however, she is five years younger
than I.-Cleveland Leader.
Maud-So you are to be married at
last. Did Jack have much trouble get
ting your fathers consent? Belle-Not
SO much as papa and | had in getting
Jacks Springfield Union.
/ Prospective -Law-You under
stand that you do not get the dowry
until the end of the first year? Suitor
oh, all right; l will postpone the
wedding until then. = Meggendorfer
Blaetter
Sometimes l think have more trou-
bles than any other man on earth"
Nonsense Look at Thompson. He's
got a wife, an automobile and sure
system for beating the races. Les
lies Weekly.
Tramp-Madam, l am suffering fr4m
indigestion. Lady-Why, I'm sorry.
What can l do to help you? Tramp
Madam, you can cure me instantly by
giving me something to dlgest.-Har-
per's Weekly.
Mrs. Lawson-How can Mrs. Wykes-
leigh afford to keep three servants?
Mrs. Dawson-Oh, she plays bridge
with them every Monday afternoon
and wins back all their wages.-So-
merville Journal.
Baker-Do you think it is true that
two can live as cheaply as one! Bar
ker-Not much. Since I've been pay
ing alimony to Mrs. Barker it has cost
me double what it did when she was
my better half.-Life.
Servant Mald-I left my last place
because l couldn't get enough to eat.
Master-You won't find that the case
here. My wife does the cooking, and
there Is always a lot left after every
-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Little boy" said the good woman,
"do you alwayste the truth?" NOM"
Don't you know it's very, very
naughty to lie?" "Yes'm." Then why
do you it?" 81 don't. Sometimes I'm
too busy to talll"-Philadelphi Ledger.
Hes great growler, isn't he?"
Hurricane is nothin' to him." Finds
fault with everything?" Worst you
ever saw" "By the by-what is he do
Ing nowT" Editing the Band OF
Hope and Sunshine department of
new magazine ATLANTA Constitution.
Grandma-Were you surprised to
have me come and visit you? Johnny
Not so surprised as mamma Awas.
,ndma-Why, she knew | wasVcom-
~. Johnny-Yes; what she was sur
,rised at was papa's language when
she told him about it-Cleveland Lead
IT.
Mrs Hoon Gin the midst of her read
ng)-Here is an item which says that
certain man in Philadelphia was
ined $40 for holding girls hand. Mr.,
l don't know that that is
90 much for a person in Philadelphia
o pay for a little observation-disclosures
way Magazine.
"Now, be careful how you drive, cab
". and go slowly over the stones, for I
late to be shaken, And, mind you, pull
ID at the right house and look out for
hose dreadful railway vans" Never
ear, sir; I'll do my best. And which
orspital would you wish to be taken to,
ir, in case of an accldent?"-I -ondon
'it-Bits.
Visitor Ito the country theatrical
But why have you so small
stage and so deep nm orchestral
tage Manager-That is brilliant idea
f mine. When the audience throw
hlngs at the actors, they fall short
nd hit the musicians. Musicians are
heaper than actors. = Meggen1orfer
Slaetter.