Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-24
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surely VIII ny. After Mr.. Blondin.
MEANWHILE. the Major. a trlfle
more busily than usual, attends TO his
official duties.
1T MAY TAKE a good while, but in
the end the Albuquerque Eastern just
simply can't help being built.
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CONSIDERATION IL said to reign
In Washington since the administra-
ton heard Of Judge Fails speech.
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IF THE PREDICTED panic D.
pulled of. Loeb viii have 70 shoulder
that responsibility along with the
rest.
A CENTIPEDE vas discovered In
the El Paso fire station, says an III
Paso paper. sure 1t wasn't a fire
bug?
IT IS BECOMING more ana more
evident that the jaw OF the prize
fighter develops at the expense OF the
brain.
MIR. ROCKEFELLER says that he
is the 'public's servant" has hasn't
yet got on TO the fact that he has been
canned.
TUCUMCARI has set out to have
1000 people before Christmas. You
can bet your best Oxfords Tucumearl
win get them.
JUDGE FALLS STATEMENT that
there rave been no frauds. IS certainly
a handsome vindicati0n of EX-GOy-
ernor Hagerman.
THERE SEEMS to be a grave disa-
vra.Uss.af IAtHa...W NFR.I. 60. MI
J Judge Fall as 10 whether any land
frauds exist in New Mexico.
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a WOMAN is said to be the leader
OF a big gang OF horsethieves In the
middle west. Woman "a eve a
hustler but is new in the role OF rust
Ter.
THE WIFE OF Millionaire James
Pease OF Chicago. has divorced her
husband 10 go to scrubbing iioors.
The moral of which ~. OF W scrubs,
choose the least.
NEW THOUGHT and Goats are
combined In "a colony In Socorro
county. A vigorous and belligerent
goat can often give one new and exc
painful thoughts
THE ALMANAC is complaining Of
the loose and vain speech" Of the
government special agents. And yet
Max couldn't even get them to tell
him how old Is Ann.
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"VANDERBILT'S saying the PEG
pie be damned viii not be tolerated
as a course OF action In this city
The Almanac.
SO he's found Il out at last!
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THE NoN-PRoGREssIvE Chris
tian people Of Dodson will begin a
series Of meetings at the Dodson
school house on the 24th."-Dodson
Notes.
And this in a land Of boostersl
go
"A MAN was stabbed fourteen times
In Los Angeles and stiil lived lie was
"a printer; nobody else could have
stood it.f-El paso Herald.
That's nothing. Printers get half
shot every day and It V feazes
them.
AN Ell PASO paper publishes the
interesting news that he Santa re
Is about To build "a second tunnel
through the "Gloricta mountains
Why the second should precede the
first Is not explained. II b. presumed
the tunnel will extend from Lamy %
Las Vegas.
"DARWIN'S THEORY that men
were descended from monkeys is not
borne out Ia New Mexico The Al
manaC.
This statement may be amended by
saying that the Almanac has thor
oughly demonstrated h a some speci-
mems never passed the simian stage.
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THE MORTALITY Messenger says:
COW belonging 10 Harry Nicholson
was Killed Monday by the north
bound santa Fe Central train. Choice
cuts OF porterhuuse. Sirluin. and round
were scattered along the track for a
quarter OF "A mile
Which only goes Co show That the
people Of Moriarty ave au eye 60 bus
mess first, last ana an the time.
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"DR. ELGPHET W Wright. Of Lee,
Massachusetts. after many years
practice. states he "bleeds his patients
the same as ne did fifty years
ago" Judging by what New Mexico
physicians are doing. the New Mex
lean and the doctor agree THE Al
manac.
This Is { o be construed as q dcl-
Yeiled reference Go "a medical
the Almanac had some years
ago and who Administered, q is said.
rather heroic treatment 90 the
patient.
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