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The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1907-06-08
SARCASM OF DEAN SWIFT.
humor In His "Rules and Directions
for Servants.v

humor In His "RuIes and Directions
for Servants"
There was a servant problem wher
Dean Swift was alive just as there IL
to-day, and he died In 1745. In his
"Rules aid Directions for Servants"
he wrote: when you have broken
all your earthen vessels below stairs
which IL usually done In a week.
the copper pot will do as we'll; 1t can
boil milk, heat porridge, hold small
beer; apply 1t indifferently to all these
uses. but never wash or scou IT,"
And again: IF you wait paper to
SINCE a fowl, tear the first book you
see about the house. Wipe your shoes
for want OF a clout, on the bottom OF
q ourtain or a damask napkin" I'm
roasting or boiling" he goes on. "use
none but the large Goals and save
he small ones for the fires above
stairs" Another touch that might
have been written to-day Is the follow.
ing: When a butler cleans the plate
leave the whiting plainly to be seen in
all the chinks. for fear your lady
should not believe you had cleaned
It," Once more: There are several
ways Of putting out a candle; you
may run the candle end against the
wainscot, which puts the snuff out I'M
m~ediately; you may lay 1t IN the
ground and tread the snuff out with
yeur foot; o may hold 1t upside
down until It Is choked In its own
grease. or cram It into the socket Of
the ~candlestick; you may whirl II
round in your hand till It goes out"
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The Mothers Relation.

Often u children fail to respect
our religion because we DO not all
our highest capacity. We allow some
sudden passion, some overwhelming
care to cause US to lose our self-con-
troll and drag US down to the lower
levels Of life. Our children measure
us by the assiduity with which we
follow and practice our beliefs and
the eagerness and hope under which
we strive to make them grow. or
what value Is our religion II 1t loci
not smooth the temper and add cheer
and comfort to our homes; II II Toes
not put more justice. sweetness and
love into human life ?-Montreal Her
AID.
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Anti ubIic Grazing League.

Farmers in township ten will
meet next Thursday afternoon at
two o'clock for the purpose of dis
cussing the advisability of organ
izing an anti-public grazing league.
This paper has been requested to
invite everybody interested to be
present to hear and take part in
the discussion.
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Mrs. G.. N. Hanks has struck a
fine flow Of water in a we'll Just
finished on her homestead south of
town.
w. M. Wharton, Claude Fall
well and w. F. Phipps, all of En-
dee, were in the burg yesterday at
tending to business matters.
A, A. Blankenship will sell a
number OF horses and cows at pub
lie auction this afternoon at his
livery barn on East Main street.
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gage and convey real and personal proper
ty, in the Territory of New Mexico, as
we'll in all other states and territories and
in all foreign countries.
Fourth The total authorized capital
stock of this corporation is twenty-four
thousand dallars (sA4,ooo), divided into two
hundred and forty shares of the par value
of one hundred dollars (SIoo.oo) each.
Fifth The names and postoffice adj
dresses of the incorporated and the num-
Der of shares subscribed by each, the
aggregate of such subscription being the
amount of capital stock with which the
company will commence business, are as
follows:
Name p. o. Shares
w. Fl. Fuqua Amarillo, Texas 40
w. A. Jackson Tucnmcari. N. M. 20
!. T.. Reed 20
Total 90
Sixth The period of existence of this
corporation is limited to fifty years.
Seventh The business of this corporation
shall be under control and management of
a Board of Directors to consist of three
stockholders OF the company, to be elected
annually by the stockholders. And the
Board OF Directors shall nave the power
TO make bylaws for the conduct and regu-
lation OF the affairs Of the company, adopt
a corporate seal and a form of corporate
stock certificate.
w. II. Fuqua. w. A. Jackson, and J. Il.
Reed shall constitute the Board of Direct
ors of this corporation for the first three
months. of its existence.
In Witness Whereof, we have hereun,o
set our hands and seals on this a3rd day
of May. A. d. 1907.
(Signed) F. H. Fuqua (Seal)
(Signsd) w. A Jackson (Seal)
(Signed) Jos. T.. Reed (Seal)
State of Texas
County Of Potter
On this, the a3rd day of May. AID 1907
before me personally appeared w. H.
Fuqua, to me we'll known to be the persons
described in and who executed the fore.
going instrument. and acknowledged to me
that he executed the same as his free &C,
and deed,
Given under my hand and seal of office
this 23rd day of May. A d o
(Signed) Dennis Zimmerman,
(Seal) Notary Public. Potter Co. Tex.
Territory of New Mexico,
County of Quay
On this a4th day of May A D 1907 be-
fore me personally appeared
w. A. Jackson and J. Z. Reed
to me we'll known to be the persons de-
scribed in and who executed the foregoing
instrument, and acknowledged the same
as their free act and deed.
Given under my hand and seal of Office,
this a4th day of May. A. d. 1907.
(Signed) David J. Aber
(Seal) Notary Public. Quay Co. N. NJ.
My commission expires April I2th, 1911.
Endorsed; No 1915. Cor. Reed. Vol. S.
Territory of New Mexico,
County Of Quay.
hereby certify that this instrument was
filed for record on the 3rd day of June A
- 1907 at 10 o'clock a. IN. and was duly
recorded in Book ! of Miscellaneous Record
page SAT- on this 3rd day of June,
A. l.. 1907.
Witness my hand and seal of Office.
X. p. Donohoo,
Clerk OF the Probate Court and Ex-oticic
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Territory OF New Mexico,
Office of the Secretary.
Incorporation Certificate


Incorporation Certificate
|. J. w. Reynolds, Secretary Of the
Territory of New Mexico. do hereby GER
tify that there was filed for record in this
office at nine o'clock a. m. on the ist
day of May A. ID. 1907.
Articles Of Incorporation of
Southwestern Investment Company.
No. 1881.
Wherefore: The corporators named in
the said articles and who have signed the
same, and their successors and assigns,
are hereby declared to be from this date
until the Ist day of June Nineteen Hun
dred and ffty-seven. a Corporation by the
name and for the purposes set forth in
said articles.
Given under my hand and the Great
Seal of the Territory OF New Mexico, at
the City Of Santa Fe, the Capital. on this
Ist day of June, A. d. 1907.
J. w. Reynolds
Secretary of New Mexico,
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dred and ffty-seven. a Corporation by the
name and for the purposes set forth in
said articles.
Given under my hand and the Great
Seal of the Territory Of New Mexico. at
the City Of Santa Fe, the Capital. on this
Ist day of June, A. d. Ioo7.
J. w. Reynolds
Secretary of New Mexico,
Articles Of Incorporation.
Territory OF New Mexico.
Office OF the Secretary.
Certificate of Comparison.
l. J. w. Reynolds. Secretary of the
Territory of New Mexico. do hereby
certify hat there was filed for record in
this Office at 9 o'clock a. m. on the Ist
day of June A. ID. 1907, Articles of Incor-
poration of
Southwestern nvsstment Company
No. 4o8I.
and also. that | have compared the follow
ing copy of the same. with the original
thereof now on file, and declare it to be a
correct transcript therefrom and Of the
whole thereof.
Given under my hand and the Great
Seal of the Territory of New Mexico. at
the City OF Santa Fe. the Capital. on this
Ist day of June, A. d. 1907.
J w. Reynolds,
Secretary of New Mexico.
Certificate of Incorporation of the
Southwestern Investmen Company
This is to certify that the undersigned
do hereby associate themselves into a
company. under and by virtue of the pro-
visions of an Act Of the Legislature of the
Territory of New Mexico. entitled, IAN
act to regulate the formation and Govern
ment of corporation for mining. manu-
featuring, industrial and other pursuits"
Acts of the goth Legislative Assembly,
1905, Chapter 70. and do severally agree
to take the number of shares of capital
stock set opposite our representive names.
First. Tie name OF the corporation is
Southw estern Investment Company.
ScCOnu i TIC iOCdtiOu VI bho BtiuSlPdi
offices of the company is in the town of
Tucumcari. county Of Quay, this Terri
tory. and w. A Jackson. 10 hereby desig-
mated as the agent in charge of said office.
Third The objects for which this cor
poration is formed are. to purchase. lease.
hire. or otherwise acquire real and per
sonal property. improved and unimproved
of every kind and description, and to i'm
prove the same il desired, and to sell.
dispose of. lease. convey. and mortgage
said property. or any part thereof. To
acquire. hold. lease. manage. operate, de.
velope, control. build, erect and maintain
for the purpose of said company. con-
struct. reconstruct. or purchase either,
directly. or through ownership Of stock in
any corporation, and lands. buildings,
offices, stores and warehouses, mills,
shops. factories. gas houses. machinery,
rights. Easements, permits. privileges,
franchises and licenses, and all other
things which at any time may be neces-
sary or convenient in the judgement of
the Board of Directors for the purpose of
the company. To lease. sell, hire or
otherwise dispose of the lands, buildings
or other property OF the company or any
part thereof. The corporation shall have
the power to conduct its business in all
its branches. have one or more offices,
and unlimitedly to hold, purchase, mort
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PLACES OF INTEREST.

Congressional LibEary-Open a. n 70 10 p N. on
secular days; from p. Il 10 10 p m On sundays
and On CERTAIN holidays
Public LIbgary-Opcn 10 a. NJ 70 10 2. n. il WIN
ter 20 a. n. TO ,. IN summer holidays usual
hours; Sundays. 10 10 p N
Executive Aanson-Open 10 a. ID. 20 3, m
United States Capitol-Open g. n. 20 p n.
United STATES Treasury Open a. N. 10 p m
state Var and Navy Experimentation a. M
10 p N. tIha original Declaration Of Independence
Is IN the Library Of the State Department.
United States Patent Ohce-opeu 3 e. N 70
p N.
United States Pension Bureau-Open a N. 70 4
D. m
United States Post-ofice-Opcn a. m. TO 2 p. N.
Washington City Post-uftce-Open all hours. he
Dead Letter Odice is ia the city post-0itce-
National Botanic Gsrdeus-Open a. n 20 p n
Fish Comuission-Open a. m 20 p IA
Army Medical Museum-Open 9 a. N. 70 p. n
National Museum-ODen q. M 10 ,. II. tinelud-
ing holidaysl
Smithsonian Institution-Open a. N to ?. m
Including holidays.
Agricultural Department-open 9 a. H. 10 : ?, n
Bureau Of Engraving and Printng-open a. m
70 go ,. M.
/ Washington Monument t555ss feet in hsisho-Open
a. m TO 80 p N. Elevator does nJt ran after
40 P. m
Co1coran Gallery Of Art-Open $50 a N. to Z p. m.
ln winter 3 a. m TO p m IN sumner sundays
~ p N. to p n. excepting IN midsummer. Ad-
mission tree Tuesdays. Thursdays Saturdays, and
Sundays: other days, sc admission.
Government Printing Ohics-Open 10 a. II. 10 ?
p. 10.
Navy Yerd-Open a. m TO $50 p IA.
IN THE SUBURBS.
Mount Vernon, the home and tomb Of Washington
Open II a. N. 10 p. Il.
Arlington National CemeteTy-Open all dAy.
United States soldiers Home-Open 9 a. n. 10
sunset.
Geological Park-Open al day.
Rock Creek Bridge and Park
Chevy Chase and Kensingtou.
Naval OhseTyatoiy-Open 9 a. m 70 2. N.
Cabin John Bridge. Catholic University and Alex
andTia.
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Bryan is still one of the heartiest sup
porters Of the Lincoln association, ana
wherever he is ON Sunday asks the priv
nege to address the mems meetings under
association auspices. Recently he spoke
to nearly s,0e9 men at Seattle.
In connection with Mr.. Bryan's visit
10 Washington. he viii address the men s
meeting at the New National Theater,
tomorrow afternoon, under the auspices
of the Washington Y NJ c. A. lie viii
speak on THE Prince Of Peace.
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EXCLUSIONS TODAY.

To Fort Monroe. Norfolk Newport News. and all
points South-NUrfolk and Washington steamers
every day IN the year at $50 ?.
To Mount Vornon-SteameT Manchester. daily. 10
A. n and las j. m, from Seventh street wharf.
To Alexandria-Feuy steamer Callahan houriy
from ESQ q. N. 10 6.30 p. N.
To Rock Greek Bridge. Geological PARK. Chevy
Chase. and Aensngton-Cars from Fifteenth street
ana New York avenue every fifteen milures
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Rev. o. c. Morse. Of New York City.
secretary OF the American Bible League,
viii speak at the Central Union Mission
tomorrow evening Mr. Morse will be
remembered by many of the old resi-
dents as the general secretary OF the Y.
n. c. A. in the early SOS.
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BUILDING ACTIVITIES.
Statistics show Operations for March
Advanced Rapidly.

Activity is shown in building opera
tons by the report of the building in
spector for the month of March, 4S6 per-
mits having been issued. involving an
expenditure of $1,179. 77S The largest in
dividual item was 100000 for the Elks'
clubhouse. Permits We're issued for l2i
brick dwellings. S595,3O0; sixty-six third
class or frame dwellings, $50 100; three
brick stores and dwellings, $4,000, and
two apartment houses. $4,000.
The following summary shows the dis
tribution Of Improvements in the differ
ent sections of the District and the value
OF same: County, $52S 40; northwest, %35l, =
692; southwest, S11s. 800; southeast, SIS, $50.
and northeast, S32OS Repairs; County,
S9,l77; northwest, $50 g7; southwest, 5,l35;
northeast, S3,052. and southeast 1886.
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MUST HAVE FIRE ESCAPES.
Additional safety Appliances Or
dered on Arlington Hotel.

Woodbury. Blair and Thomas r. Jones,
trustees OF the Arlington Hotel prop
erty. request reconsideration by the Com
missioners o. their recent order requir-
ing the erection of additional FIRE es-
capes on that building Ii is stated that
the building now has FIVE fire escapes
which were carefully located under the
supervision and direction of the chief Of
the fire department and the inspector of
buildings who have from time 10 time
suggested various precautions against
IRE, all of which have been adopted by
the owners of the hotel. Messrs Blair and
Jones viii be informed that the notice
to provide fire escapes for the hotel was
carefully prepared with a view OF max
ing the building conform TO the law at
the least possible expense 10 the owner.
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NC. A. MEN TO HEAR BRYAN
Nebraska Statesman Scheduled to
speak at Mems Meeting.

When William J. Bryan was a young
lawyer in Lincoln, Nebr, he was an ac-
tive member of the Young Mems Chris
tian Association there. J. A Dunno, who
was then general secretary at Lincoln.
SAYS OF him: The way ne handled the
man. was interesting and refreshing
He was also president Of the Chautauaua
and Literary Society. in which We're
more than dozen good lawyers" Mr.
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LOCAL MENTION.


For Schneider's Matt Bread, for no 9TH
er bread can approach it in purity, light
ness. and deliciOusness. Accept nothing
but Schneider's Malt" Fresh at grocers'.
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Spring is coming; the Chicago Jewel
Gas Range VIII make kitchen work easy.
Many styles Carload just in for c. A
Muddiman & Co., 18th and @ SITS
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Easy to Save a Barrel of Money

IT you buy your groceries at Pyies' New
Method Stores. That solves the hard
times problem. Equal to a big raise in
salary. Cheer up. Try il.
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Purissima Rye First in Merit.

It's a dependable quality whisky that
excels both as "a tonic and as a beverage.
Keep q bottle handy Phone n. 52S. VIM.
Cannon, 1225 9Th ST. NV.
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James d. McconyiIIe Co, 1929 st. NV.
See our Importation OF spring fabrics.
Gentiemen's high8raele tailoring.
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EmbIemS for Colleges, schools, SOcic-
ties-Pins, Pillows. &c Costinett's, 61S I4th.
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Every Desirable HITTER Quality

Is embodied in the noted brands of butter
handled by James f. Oyster. 9Th and Pa
ave. 5-lb. boxes Four-Leaf Glover Cream
cry a speciality. Stands in ali markets
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Reisinger Makes the Best lee Cream.
81 gal, SOC Z gal 2S5 G. Tel. NJ. 2767.
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4 Pare, Wholesome Ice Cream.
CAS-. Velvet kind. You'll like it. Druggists
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{. s s. HiEh-grade Velvet Kind.
The purest and richest Ice Cream mad,
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n. G., and Return
SILK


Via Southern Rwy Apr Z, s, and 9:
final limit. Apr. IS. 1907 Apply 705 18th St
or 81 Pa. ave.
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Hotel, Winter Garden, Rathskeller. y. Y.
ave. and 18th st. T. Endres. Prop.
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no 10. nnx MIIbnrn.s

Malaria Capsules unless you intend TO fol-
low directions. All druggists. 25c.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-02-24

precIated. The. Hotel Pitney, VIII be under new
ms yg@ and T 9 NAM W inn i
provements have been made 10 add materially 70
Robert Delany, Of the Hotel Dunlop. has pur-
chased Green's Hotel from Charles {. Cope, and
Will take possession of IT on March L The price
paid for the house was $4,000 ,-.,-- III,
meet at tho Hotel Chelsea in the latter part Of
One OF the largest electric signs in the country Is
that being erected on the ROOF of building at the
candescent lamps in it when completed
come to the shore. and will spend several weeks
Charles Turrel the English portrait painter, will
come to this city in the near future for visit,
London paper refers to Mr. Turrell as the most
E14Seu & 6 S, Of Portiand the Countess Of
WaLGs the ~, uC C5to 90 Rnaicbamp ladies' VOL
verton. st. oswold. Carew and others lie has also
Miss Adele A Dwight who spent the greater part
of the winter at the shore went home on rI XisII
ST. Charles, where she will remain through the
William + Stone. Collector OF the Port OF Balti.
more is spending some weeks at the s9 6 vs ss
Among the New York visitors at the Hotel Rl-
man. Miss Lillian Lehman. Mrs. =. NJ Eisenbers
DR.; and Mrs, Clinton WAGNER. OF New, York who
t5nDs c6ar m Smith sEi Of New YORK this Week
Mrs R Wurts pundaS, wife OF a New York
are spendnF part Of Lent at the Hotel Dennis
1T. a. EqLnuRd SteGhoert New YORK physician
Thomas J. Ward. the champion shufneboard
player. OF Philadelphia. Is spending few days at
Haddop Hail.
Thomas G. Hogg, a New York lawyer accom-
panied by his sister. Miss Ella Hogg, Is spending
his vacation the Hotel Traymore.
Dr. and Mrs, John Irvine McKelway, OF Kings
Park. Long Island who visitors at the Hotel
81. Charles. have been entertaining Miss Florence
Bennett, OF Binshamton this week
A party OF New Workers at the Marlborough
Blenheim for Lent includes Mrs J. II. Hentz. Mr..
and Mrs. w. r. Hentz. Mr.. and Mrs. J. Fl. Hentz,
IT., Miss Anna Mammett. Miss Beatrice Baltz ].
H. Hentz. Sd and Robert Hentz
Mrs. BENJAMIN NJ Guggenheim and Miss Mar
guerite Seligman. of New York are spending few
weeks at the Hotel Windsor.
Mrs. George w. Cable, of Northampton, Mass
wife Of the novelist is at the Hotel Dennis
Major Frederick NJ. Crossett, OF New York is
at Young's Hotel
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-02-24
Financial.

Here facts for toremember and consider:
The King Cowher Corporation cent dividend
paying basis.
Those who bought the stock at $50 share are now
investment yield of per better.
Those bought Sos share assured net invest
ment yield OF 1890 cent or better.
yield of 9oi Il @n per oe en ho o 5s " mt
The KngCrowther Corporation capitalized 100000 the
original figures OF its Incorporation
my opinion Texas holdings alone would not be excessively
capitalized at million dollars above figure.
its entire capitalization.
stock all OF class Every stakeholder entitled to vote
The Kng-Crowther Corporation has
permanent which should be
satisfactory to every stakeholder books;
only number 70 that the STANDARD Oil Company
Control Of approximately Of land Ascosa McMuIen
wells deposits nca1culabe value
les postoffce hotel store residences, ETC.
Control Of 6 acres Of F2ysn lands . De3waF s RaPdoph and
Ohio which locations for upwards of oil wells and in ad
and machinery and materials general quick
assets of over half million dollars.
Over and State and Territory Of the
faith in its condition and outlook cannot shaken
will 63Gad 6d ef;f %B a its 0 s3
holders 1t has already been established as the largest independent
Ss s6eP Gil f compaSy ranking second OH"
Of IT. meek has seen tn: nsa gPi6FiPt32; the stock
den, The the stock N No% 81 haff soc9s accrued a
9th The NEXT price will be full
The coming early the will be the LARGEST
taken placan advance of $50 shefom share
The oshare quotation may be withdrawn time
right withdraw notice which the price will
share expires by limitation with the close Of business
March
In view of these facts he the w investor who invests most
quickly in these shares.
immediate ORDERLY mail telegrapw for you
number OF desire-w
you the profit which will when the price OF shares
which you each shall advanced
March nexwn participate
of TWO DOLLARS ON EACH SHARE which will be made
March 18th
How place better advantage the
Kng-Crowther securities?
This the question investor who
pat himself
you In this stock-&hh now on an EIGHT PER
CENT DIVIDEND basisyou placing your money where will
give investment yield OF per
Where you do well?