The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-11-03
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 The U. S. Treasury ought to act upon our suggestion to engrave on one side of the American dollar stork and on the other 'possum!
 
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 Get your Thanksgiving turkey and paregoric now--forewarfsd is fore-
 The Hon. Sydney Mudd<4s posing as ths champion of purity in politics--alad with that name--aon.t make us laugh ! .o5a E5aprope is wiling E ,, tS lend @ us all the this column.
 NICK Broadaway, who lives near here, we are informed, caught forty-two 'possuins in three nights recently.-- And to tiink ws were not home at baIiia ''possuns on hand, you're ali right for Thanksgiving and Christmas and soine to spare to the neighbors, amt
 The Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser tells of a man who has grown q lemon neasuring nearly fourteen inches it circumference. In this partlctlar in the frait was not ieft oil the q I oditor's n desk. Washington Post
 A scientist has created some conster-
 
 will soon disappear. However, we presume those red-heAded widows of Texas, who, with soft filttsr of y aS o ass Bs aSsstos fSysr PSss @ RassPs n S immediate danger as long as our bril- liant friend holds down the tripod.
 Henry watterson offers acracklin breAdn as an inducenent for holding the Democratic National Convention In Louisville. By this time the colonel ought to know that a popping bottle bssaS.-WRsSlnsson ias VRsS sH5ss Poss. aan a'khhs c Cseumsthncea alter cases~--we have cultivated penchant for efackling q girl who used to sell him flowers. That fellow Is Wise--it,s cheaper to have a girl whom you bought flowers from than one whom you bought fiow- / Well, the Big Fair is over and the prices won aud heres hoping you're. all sati.sdiedl sati.sl If For nothing rnors that After writing to his wife, ..'t'm tired Of you Leo Antone of Charleston, dynamite and ilFed . fuse attached to one Of thefns says q news Item. When a man gets so 'eet' in his ways as all that. 'tis foolish to Interfere. / The drouth over Southwest Texas, Exchange.
 There are others. Chancellor Day says that Roosevelt ls a man of ''unwise zeal" This is the whole thing in a nutshell.
 sfr-N- a...A l.tsa aLa The Buffalo News. Certainly not: in winter they con sole themselves by sitting while a lady stands and holds on to a strap Like the poor, they are always with us. girl who has witnessed both, says that aK American football game is much fiereef than Spanish bull light. 1 Why certalnly--a college football l game can make a charge Of Ute Inc l iians look like bunch of babies chas- Ing butterflies in the gentle Spring | time.
 Fwhy do girls work their faces into | horrible contortlohs te get their wells | lp over their mouths? If they could | see themselves as men see them, they'd I stop it..