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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
Public Notice.

To Whom 1t May Concern:
Public notice is hereby given by the I'M
derSiSned. who was convicted at the Sep
TENDER term. y. u. 1906 of the circuit court
in and for the county of Rock Island. state
of Illinois. of the crime of horse steal
ing. and the sentence of the presiding
judge Of said court at said term was
that the defendant be confined to the
Illinois State Reformatory at Pontiac.
till discharged in pursuance of law, that
he will make application to the board
of pardons of said state at its April
term for "A pardon.
Dated this 26th day of February, A.
d. 1907.
WALTER CI-DDINGTON
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-Best lot in town at 1920
Seventh avenue; high and dry; owner
next door Phone East 13-X.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

FOR SALE - Twenty-Five of Palmer's
Ideal gum machines. Inquire OF Frank
l.. Palmer. 1906 Fifth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
SIeeplessness.

Disorders of the stomach produce d
nervous condition and often prevent
sleep. Chamberlain's Stomach and
Liver Tablets stimulate the digestive
organs, restore the system to a
healthy condition and make sleep pos
sible. For sale by all leading drug
gists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
HOTELS AND RESORTS.

LAS VEGAS HOT sPRINGs-Located
6,767 feet above the sea All years
round resort. A perfect place for
rest. For particulars, address Dr..
Daniel S. Perkins, medical director,
Las Vegas, N. NJ
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
UPHOLSTERER.

EDWARD ALLEN = Upholsterer chair
Gamer, and furniture and clock re-
pairer; all work fully guaranteed.
Postal notice given special attention.
2514 Fifth avenue. New phone 1888;
old phone west 762-L.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS.

~----~>~>~>->->~>->->~,
JOHN VOLK & CO.-Contractors and
builders. Also manufacturers of sash,
doors blinds and mouldings. Dealers
In plate window an dart glass. Of
fees and factory. ala to 329 Eigh-
teenth street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-Lots in Beecher * Walsh'S
addition on Twenty-tifth and Twenty
sixth streets between Fifteenth and
seventeenth avenues; will be sold
cheap and at your own terms: con-
Ncnient to street car line and city
water; level, all above grade. with
some fine shade trees; will build
homes for desirable parties. For
particulars see Beechcr Bros. 1913 n
Second avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
FOR SALE-FARMS.

FOR SALE-A good 40-acre farm close
to Silvis; plenty of fruit; possession
can be had if taken before April l.
Applys to Eckhart * Buffum.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
FOR ARM LAMBS

FOR SALE-HomeStead new 81 book
let. where and how to get them:
thousands of acres just opened: L. =
novel. Wilma "a noble story with Il
noble purpose both, 80 cents: stamps
taken. Taylors Book Mailing COM
pany. Lock Box So. ST. Paul. Mimi.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
I.-"BOY WANTED"

RATES-One
at 1 u m. L
ne day ephoneo rdersr ive
ertisers "a
Iete in care of he Argus
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
MISCELLANEOUS.

PRIVATE parties having diamands to
sell are requested to get Ingalls, offer
PARTIES desiring wall paper cleaned.
address a. r. G." care Argus. Ordin-
AIRY size room cleaned for Sl.j0. Not
necessary to take carpets up.
IF YOU WANT to buy, sell, trade or
rent anything, engage help or secure
a situation, the Mail is the one pa
per in Moline that can do il for you.
Mail wants are popular, and Mail
wants bring results. One-half cent
per word is the price to all alike, cash
in advance: 2-cent stamps will do.
Evening and Saturday Mail Moline.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

our 1907 catalogue ex-
plains how we teach barber trade in
few weeks, mailed free; wages Satur-
days. tools given; graduates paid SIP
to $40 weekly: positions or locations
waiting. Write today. Moler Bar
Der college, Chicago. Ill.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-Cheap, nice level lots 4Sxl25.
corner Twenty-seventh street and Eigh-
teenth avenue, facing Long View
street car track. Also for sale, one
half acre lot. Also for sale or trade,
one-half acre lot with new seven
room house. Terms to please pur-
chaser. Inquire of E. Thonn, 1916
Twenty-Seventh street
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school
conducted for girls by the Sisters of
the Visitation. Rudimentary and
higher branches and all polite accom-
plishments taught. Twentieth street
and Fifteenth avenue, Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
DRESSM&EING.

WANTED - Easter suits to make al
Mrs. Eahn'S dTessmakinG parlors,
151312 Third avenue. Rosenticld fats
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR RENT-Furnishe fiat of three or
four rooms to party without children
at 1906 First avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.


II. j. CHURCHILL COMMISSION COM
panY - Brokers. Rock Island house
block. Stocks. grain, provisions, cot
ton, and Investment securities bought
and sold for cash or on margins. Pri-
waite wires to Chicago and New York.
Both phones; old west $50, new 5O4S.
Market quotations gladly furnished
bv phone or mail.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
LAUNDRIES.
HEATING AND PLUMBING.

CHANNON, DUFVA & CO.-Heating
and plumbing along scientific lines.
areful and skillful workmen. Prompt
attention. ia West Seventeeth st.
Phone H.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
PATENTS.

PATENT AND TRADE MARK office,
room IA. Mitchell & Lynde building,
Rock Island. James F. Murphy, as
sociate, branch of Moore & Co, pat
ent attorneys. Washington, D. c.. and
Chicago, Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
WANTED-MALE HELP.

WANTED-A man to Dig well at c
w. Battles, 1011 Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
ARCHITECTS.

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LEONARD DRACK-Architect and su.
periutendent. Skinner block, second
t'onr. ONCE hours, 10 to IL a.. m. to
E.2O d. m.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Masonic.

TRIO LODGE, NO. 81, A. r. & A. M
"A Meets in stated communication
W. on the first Thursday of each
~ ~ month. Sam r. Davis, w. M;
~ William B. Petit, secretary
ROCK ISLAND COUNCIL. NO. 20. r. d
s. M-Meets in stated commun1ca-
ton on the third Wednesday of each
month. H. NJ. Briggs, 7. M; l.. Z
Daugherty, secretary.
ROCK ISLAND COMMANDERY, No. Is
X. meets in stated conclaVe on
the second Monday of each month
II. A. ]. Mcdonald, E. c.; r. c. Willer'
ton, recorder.
MASONIC BOARD OF CONTRoL-H
ID. Mack, president; f. I. Myers sec
rotary.
knights of Columbus.
ALLOUEZ COUNCIL. NO. 65S-Resulal
meeting first and Third FRIDAY o,
each month. J. Z. Marion, q. X; 1
j. O'Brien, X. 5.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-A very excellent property
on -and-a-half street near
Tenth avenue; almost new: has sew
er. water, bath, gas, electric lights,
furnace, well. and barn; spIendidly
constructed on heavy stone foundation:
nice home; price, So 90. II. X. Walk
er, agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
CLAIRSOYANT.

~~~-~~-~~-~~~~~~~
MRS. MARY YATES-Business medium
hours, l to 10 p. m. Residence, 7O5
Fourth avenue. Take the Blue line
west. Phone west 724-X
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
EDUCATIONAL.

~~~~~~S~~~N~~~~~-~~~-~ ~~~~~~~~O~~~~~~~~~~~N~~~
AUGUSTANA COLLEGE-Business de-
partment. A thorough business train
ing given for entry into commercial
life Terms reasonable. Apply to
Augustana college.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
FLORISTS.

HENRY GAETHJE-Proprleto .Chlps
designs of all kinds. city store 1oOi
second avenue Telephone ITO.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-Thirty of the finest level
lots south of Eighteenth avenue; good
water, air, and drainage; two blocks
from car lines, south of Aiken and
west OF Seventeenth street. Also a
new cottage in same locality. Easy
terms. E. w. Robinson. Old phone
759-k.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-One of the best houses on
Fourteenth street, near Fourteenth
avenue; front and rear stairs. furnace
electric nights. gas, barn, and east
front; lot 47X121. This is a splendid
home. Price, $4,000. II. X. Walker,
agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

EwERT & RICHTER-Express and
Storage company, having unequaled
facilities for moving, storing, packing
and shipping household goods. and
can quote reduced freight rates to
Pacific coast and other points. Write
or call. Office and warehouse. 1922
326 East Fourth street. Davenport.
Iowa Telephone 6S8-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-That beautiful residence at
1880 Twentieth street; it is one of the
best in the city of Rock Island; it
can be bought for much less than it
cost, as the estate is anxious to cash
the property. II. X. Walker agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

Ii. It. TOHER & CO.-Brokers. Daven-
port. Stocks, grains, provisions. cot
ton. Private wire to New York and
Chicago. Offices, 1O9 Main street. Tel
ephone 407.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
FUEL.

EMPIRE COAL & COKE COMPANY
Wholesale and retail dealers in BIZ
luminous and anthracite coal. Prompt
avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

GEORGE II. SIDWELL & CO.-Com-
mission merchants. Grain, hay and
provisions. Members of the Chica go
board of trade and Chicago stock eX-
change. ESta bliShed % years No.
542 and SAB Rialto building. Long dis
lance phone. Harrison. 1865.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-My eight-room house at
S07 Twentysecond street; 60-foOt lot
very desirabie; also three lots on
Tenth avenue near Thirtieth street.
Paul Hamilton. Inquire of j. w.
Stewart, agent.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
knights OF Columbus.
ART DECORATION.

PARDON & SON-Artistic interior
decoration. Finest line of late papers
carried and skilled wOrkmen employ
ed Mouerae prices. Az Seven
teenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
FOR sALE-CTTy PROPERTY.

FOR SALE-SmaI property at 522 For
, tieth street; cheap, if taken at once.
Inquire at same number.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

WE WILL BOND YOU-Ex ad-
ministrators, guardians, trustees, or
any kinds of judicial bonds lodge and
society officers; city, state or U. S.
government officials; contractors. po-
siticns of trust; in fact, any kind of
bond you want Except bail bonds).
Terms reasonable. Hayes IL Cleave-
land, resident managers Fidelity &
Deposit COMPANY. of Maryland.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
Real Estate
For Sale

1850 buys two 4-roOm cottages on
Sth avenue; lot 3OXl2O.
S1lOO buys 5-roOm cottage on l472
street: lot 42Xl23; easy terms.
S1.275 buys 5-room cottage on 45th
street; lot 4OxlO9; easy terms.
$1,000 buys 6-room house on l!th
street: has cellar. electric light, water
and sewer; paving paid.
$1,000 buys Groom house on I4th
street: cemented cellar, city water elec-
trio light, and gas.
$1,000 buys double house on 44th
street; a good investment
$500 buys Groom cottage on l4th
street; a gem.
$4,000 buys modern 7-room house on
Attn avenue.
$4,000 buys modern 7-room mouse on
14ih street; an elegant residence.
$4,000 buys S-room house on l5th
street: all modern. with nice barn.
LOTS.
$3.50 buys corner lot on 14th street
40xl36. .. .o.i,,er
81 900 buys lot on 18th street, facing
Long View park. ,,., ..,t .
$3.50 buys corner lot on l2th street.
east front; 5ONl2O. 1850. oo,.
81 100 buys lot on 22nd street, near
10th avenue; 4GXl+O.
We loan money at per cent
List your property with us.
open Wednesday and saturday even
ings.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR RENT-FurniShed rooms at 900
Twelfth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
INSURANCE.

HAYES & CLEAVELAND-The pioneer
agency. Old time and fire tested COM
panies. Fire, lightning, plate glass,
tornado, accident, life. or almost any
form of risk. Ground floor Office 210
to 21S Eighteenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-Acre and town lots just
outside of city limits on blum near
street car line, cheap on monthly pay
.ments. Inquire of John T. Campbell,
1929 Seventeenth street. Phone 1922
West.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16
EXPRESS, STORAGE, BUS AND CAB

ROBES TRANSFER COMPANY-120
West Seventeenth street. Old phone
1887; new phone 5158. New storage
building. Express. baggage. bus and
cab calls answered day or night.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

also manufacturer of awnings. tents.
wagon covers, etc Tents for rent.
B. Roessler & Co., 209 Fifteenth
street. opposite the court house, Rock
Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-16

FOR SALE-Lot 40x150 feet, centrally
located, on paved street. For partic-
ulars address Box 267, city.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
WHERE CREDIT is DUE.

1t is really laughable to observe the
cool efforts of the Americans" to Sc
cure credit for refunding to property
owners on West Second South street
money paid in some years ago for as
phalt paving. 1t is true that the
American" council ordered the money
refunded, but that was a mere matter
of form. Here is the history of the
transaction:
Some six or seven years ago. during
one of the Thompson administrations
contract was awarded to the Alca-
traz Asphalt company for paving West
Second South street from First West
street to the Rio Grande station. The
company was inexcusably slow about
the work, and when the city engineers
final estimate was handed in a deduc-
ton of $50 a day, aggregating some
thing like $1,000, was made because Of
the delay. The contract provided Cor
this deduction in the event tcat the
company failed to complete It's contract
within specified time.
The company, of course. protested
vigorously. The matter dragged along
and Richard P. Morris was elected
mayor. The personnel of the council
was also changed and the AIcatraz
people thought they saw a chance to
secure the $1,000. Their champions in
the council were A. ]. Davis and T. r.
Black, serving then as Republicans
and serving now as Americans" After
deal of lobbying a resolution was
passed through the council appropriate
ing a compromise amount, in the
neighborhood of $4,000. for the com
pany in settlement of the claim.
That resolution was vetoed by Mayor
Morris, who acted in accordance with
the advice and opinion of the Demo-
cratic city attorney. c. c. Dey. The
company sued the city for the money.
short time ago. the suit having
dragged as lawsuits will, the supreme
court of the state handed down a judg-
ment in favor of the city. The com
pany lost every point. The decision
was complete vindication for the
Democratic mayor and the Democratic
city attorney. 1t was obviously i'm
possible to return the money to the
property owners while the suit was
pending. 1t is being refunded now.
And, honestly. even though you NAV
be an American" of the hottest sort.
can you see anything from the begin
ming 10 the end of the transaction for
which the american" party is enti-
tied to credit? Is there anything in it
TO show that "the good work of clean
ing up the old obligations of the i'm
beetle Morris administration continues
| by the American administration ?''
Isn't any newspaper that would make
such claim either stupid or guilty of
a deliberate attempt to deceive?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES.

In numbers, in enthusiasm ana IN
the personnel of the delegates elected.
the Democratic primaries Thursday
night were of such a character as to
afford reason for believing that the
party has splendid chance 10 win The
election this fall. Nearly all of the
meetings. even in hopelessly .'Ameri-
can" voting districts, as we'll as in the
one district carried by the Republicans
two years ago, were well attended. And
there was no thought in any of them
except that the Democrats are in the
fight to win, that they will leave no
honorable effort for victory untried
The men who are to name the ticket
that is to be selected next Tuesday
are first-class citizens and ciean-eut
party men. They may be depended
upon to give careful thought to the
work that has been delegated to them,
with a view to putting into the field
a ticket that will be a credit to the
party, ticket for which all citizens,
without regard to party, may vote, with
the assurance that if the ticket is elect
ed the city's business will be cleaniy
and capably administered.
The only rational method of deter
mining whether or not a political party
deserves to win an election is through
an examination of that party's conduct
of public affairs while in power The
Democratic party is more than willing
to be measured by that test. Less than
two years ago the Democratic city ad-
ministration passed out of Office in this
city after serving the people two years
combination of circumstances, fortu-
nate for the American" party, most
unfortunate for the public. gave the
control of municipal affairs to the
Americans"
The Herald invites a comparison be-
tween the Democratic administration
and the American" administration,
for such comparison must inevitably
be to the advantage of the former. On
the one hand we have a clean, honest,
business-like custodianship of the af-
fairs of the people: we have hundreds
of thousands of dollars expended in
civic betterments with every dollar re-
turning a dollars worth of good, with
out the faintest hint of scandal or ex-
travagance.
Almost the first action of the Amer
lean administration was an outright
donation of $4,000 to P. ]. Moran for
''plastering" the Big Cottonwood cor
duit. 1t has awarded paving contracts
to men who have done the easy work
and then thrown up the rest of 1t, to
be later given the same work at higher
prices. 1t has had it's chief of police
driven out of office as rhe result Of a
scandal; its mayor has resigned and
the entire administration mas reaked
with reckless extravaganza, rotten
business methods and worse.
As between the Democrats and the
Americans" we do not see how the
voters can hesitate. And, of course. the
Republicans have no chance whatever
TO win, so it is hardly worth while to
bring them into the discussion.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14

Classic music is something that hard
~ any Of US understand and happily
few Of US can play.
Almost any man can remember the
gap in his existence between the time
he was choosing a career and getting a
job.
Scandal is usually the WhispereiS
echo of some fool thing YOU havB
shouted at the top of your voice.
Amos Tonkinson is getting SO worked
UP over the war scare he has quarreled
with his wife about the Japanese mat
tings on the porch.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
WILEY ON DEADLY POISON.
CMashington Post.D

DR.. II. w. Wiley, the department of ag-
ricultuTe's famous chemical expert, was
discussing certain impure beers.
Il am reminded" said DR.. Wiley. Smil-
ing "Of an incident that happened in the
western town of Til Can.
Tin Can hal I brewery. and the beer
from this brewery vas unspcakably bad.
We'll. one night a melodrama was per
formed in the town hail. and in the sec
ond act there was a thrilling soliloquy by
the villain.
THE villain. alone on the stage.
gnawed his black mustache and deba ted
with himself how he should kill the hero.
a. The knife? he muttered to his cigar
cite. Poison? A pistol shot? Or shall [
kill him with
Just then there came a loud interrupt
ton from a cowboy in box:
oh, give MIN some Tin Can beer "
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
HE HAD WAITED LONG TIME.
CHarper's WeekIyD

Bill Nye. when a young man, once
made an engagement with a lady to
TO take her driving. The appointed day
came. but at the livery stable all the
horses were taken save one old, shaky,
exceedingly gaunt beast. Mr.. Nye hired
it and drove to his friends residence.
The lady kept him waiting nearly an
hour before she was ready, and then,
on viewing the shabby outfit. fatty re-
fused to accompany Mr.. Nye.
why" she exclaimed, that horse
may die of old age at any moment
Madam" Mr.. Nye replied, when /
arrived that horse was prancing
young colt
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
OLD MAN GloDLEs OBSERVES:
go Post)

few novels explain how The hero
makes a living.
1t was a lucky thing that the man
who ate the first eantaloupe happened
to strike a good one.
The man who can sigh when green
apple pie time is so close at hand is
beyond hope.
Why does the waiter always smile to
himself when a man with Faith in His
Fellow Man orders scrambled eggs?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
THE REASON.
illustrated Bits.1


All sorts and conditions of men have
excellent reasons for their positions in
life. A tramp who had no illusions about
the cause of his own condition:
Mrs Finehealth tat hotel entrance)-
No / have no money to spare you
do not see why able-bodied man ike
YOU should go about begging.
Lazy Tramp s'pose, mum. it's fer
about the same reason that a healthy,
woman like you boards at a hotel, in
stead of keeping house.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
TAKING IMMEDIATE STEPS.
lChicago Tribune.O

fNUICdEO 7 IIDUIItT
RuggIes (the boOkkeeper)-Fm more
than half sick with the hay fever.
Ramage Qhe cashieT)-Thats bad. You
ought to go to some place where you
would be sure Of finding frost.
RuggIes-I'T do it, Ramage. I'll go this
minute and ask the old man for a raise
in salary.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
SMALL FIGURES.
CMashlngton starO

ITO show you how man can get along
in this country" said the Tammany man
citizen. 4 started in life as q police
man and at the present day 1 am worth
a hundred thousand d--lrs'
"A hundred thousand repeated the in
terested auditor. How have you been
losing your money!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
WHEN
Kansas City Journal)

CKansas City JOurnal)
When the cream is on the peaches and
the corn is on the cob.
" graft is on the level and tue
cop is on the job,
lime is in the rickey and the
drinks are on the house.
d" thirst is on the hummer anu
the mummer's on a souse,
q" suit is on the lady and the
lady's on the beach,
- =" peekab oo's on Ethel and When
Ethel is a peach,
&" A." ink is in the inhwell and the
pen is in the ink,
- e" muse is on vacation the paz-
zaz and exc the blink.
9" the sun is doing business IN
this section of the sphere,
It's an easy odds lots wager that the
august days are here.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
THEATRES TODAY.

Salt Lake, matinee and night-"Robin
Hood"
Orpheum. matinee and night-Vaude-
vile.
to Guide Her
Lyric. matinee and night-Vaudeyille
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-14
EXHIBITION CASES.
1,ouisville Courier-Journal)

louisville Courier-Journalt
l.
This man attacks mis- wife with beams!
He draws her by the hair.
The happy couple so 1t seems,
Were married on dare.
This man for alcohol doth yearn,
And very drunk doth get
He and his wife, we duly learn,
Were married on bet.
This man delights to scowl and sheer;
His devious ways are dark.
He and his wife. it doth apear,
Were married on a lark.
MORAL:
Ladies' in picking your shoes
And hats, you are not dense.
So when a mate you start to choose,
Would it not be as well to use
a mOdicum of sense?