The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1907-03-26


We, tho honorable Court. had cut
across lots 10 view the procession, and
enjoy its effect aHel CIR i5nilT, which
wes tremendous, and when the room
had been successfully invaded. We
thus addressed Frau kurts
Frau Nurtz. recognizing your su.
porb command OF tho Polish language
and your equally remarkable knowl
edge Of English, we arc of the opinion
chat YOU are the one person within tie
Jurisdiction of this honorable court
who can safely bridge over u bottom
less legal abyss, in which our profound
knowledge Of Greek, Latin and San
skirt so to speak, cuts no ice.
The Respondent Loquiter: "Fchinsz,
SKI uisl1i sz!soT r-r-r wolscowski.
the Court; Sit downsl;i and shnt
upski
The Court 10 FRAU Kurtz: Now.
Mrs. Emtz if you will find out what
these Fellows have been fighting about.
and who struck the first lick. and
which licked. and who was to blame
and several ,hngs thai | should like
to know ycI Will be doing Il great
favor 10 the community
Mrs. Kurt: "Aber Herr LandYogt
| ANT tink | satisfaction give can
The Court; oh, yes. you are just
the one to do ii. Anyway. YOU go
ahead and try the case and [ will do
just as you decide OF course there
are limits. ! cant lang them or i'm
prison them for life, although hanging
is really too good for any one who
speaks such language, but anything
reasonable | will do. such as six
months IN jGil, or $40 and costs, or
some such TITLE as that
Frau Kurtz. with the light of high
purpose in her eyes addressed com
pllinant: "Hoopski Biarrld apidoff
bysaski?"
Complainant, respondent and wit.
nesses in disjointed chorus: "Kachew.
ski, psnar-r-r-sli tsqzrski."
The court thunderously: 'Keepslf
quiettoff, shutupski, oneski at time
off. After short pause Frau Kurtz
resumes her examination of the plain
tiff somewhat as follows: i
Frau Kurtz: "HooDski doodlsscotf
beksqsIiet.:" for ten minats
The Com Hlainant: "Rsssbzkzcski.
brsnkaffslliet," etc. for ten minutes
more, with frequent interruptions and
choral accomplishments by the re-,
spondent ard witnesses and stern
commands for ''silenceski" by the
court.
The Court: well, Frau Kurtz, what
has ne said about it,
Frau Kurtz: "Wohl, Herr Landvogt.
dose boy dey vas togedder room. und
goot, und dis boy Mike he has heem
knock down tree time and heem look
pretty bad"
The Court: Bad for Mike Now
what does Nike say?"
Frau Kurt, addressing Mike: pip
ski sqzskoff kacileuski schnappskoff."
Mike the respondent: "Bdamsklj-
skillu5ltiCf'sld. ad libitum for Is
minutes viii appropriate gestures.
Subdued glggles from the pantry.
from which the house girls peered and
shook.
L.
is Mixes view of the matters"
Frau Kurtz Well, Herr Landvogt,
dis Mike he say Dat de oder Teller
very dronk gawesen hat, und dis Mike
he hat nit him gegangen. De oder he
go for holler and schrecklsh swear
and dam, un1 Ills Mike he say you will
arrested get, und into lie lookup put,
und du mus helm gehen ind dahln
bleiben, und dat oder Teller he say he
want de poll -uan leek, and he desire
sonlebodee to fight, ind dis Mike ne
say if dat is what YOU van l will nit
you fight, and den Mike has heem
geschlagen u7d heam down knocked,
ind den dat oder feller joomp oop und
say he some more fight want, upd den
dis Mike hat knock heem down noder
time, und &c" dat oder fcller he pooty
goot COP joomp, abor ser langsam
Wtolszkowsli he vas got brook pretty
ind say he some more fifat want, und
den dis Mike hat heem gesehlagen und
den dat oder Teller vas not again oop
joomp. Den els Mike he dis oder fell
Ter COP took. und say: VIII you nit
mir helm 8 n? und !, oder feller
say, ia wohl, und dis Mike heem for
go home very kind helped, und he his
head washed und heem into bed put,
und all has money took, AID it into his
trunk locked so dis oder teller he
NIGHT get drunk anoder time will. IND
dat vas pret} goot ding"
The Court: We'll, Frau Kurtz. what
shall | sentence him."
Frau kurtz: Sentence him nodlngs
If it not for dis Mike de oder Teller
vcod in jail perhaps bleiben und
mooch money to pay have. Dis Mike
vas do noding but heem leek till he
helm gehen md sci rub: -
The Court: Yes, thu may be so,
but these fellows must understand
that they can't have prize fights on
the public streets.
Frau Kurtz: VA, wohl, Herr Land.
yogt, aber sic haben mir gesagt dat
you wood as | s. do"
The Court: That's right, Frau
Kurt, and will keep my agreement,
hut If there is murder down in Poland,
you and | will be responsible for 1t,
am afraid. low what shall we do
with Nike"
Frau Kurt: dis Mike he must with
dis oder fellt shook hands und dis
cde.' Teller n NIT dis Mike shook
.!.gds Dis Or Teller he MICH; any
more g@t drocnk must. und dis Nike
he must Hicht any more dis oder Teller