The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-11-28

County Treasurer Hoenstine-
That he no longer has to board with
the Chinaman.
Attorney Harry Warren should be
thankful that he did not make a "fall
guy out of Jimmy Dunn and thereby
become a eft object for a walk slow
procession"
f. G. Robins-That he was able
to get out of the printing business
while there was yet time and so be-
came a prosperous merchant.
Sheriff Lamb-That he does not
have to walk the floor at night with
his conscience. (He recently "threw
in' a drunk who voted for him.)
+. Reinhart & Co.-That their
business this year has been greater
than ever before in its history and
they are still expanding.
10 Bankofer-That his troubles are
little ones.
Tom Defenbaugh-That he was
able to outlive a great disappoint-
ment, and even though Bessie did not
come, he has the satisfaction of
knowing he did his part, anyhow.
Stephan Ferrari-That the cigarette
fiends left him his ground, so he can
raise another stack of wheat mex
year.
G. B. Brown & Co.-That they have
good neighbors between their store
and warehouse.
The people of Winnemucca-That
through the ~magnanimity of Senator
Nixon they will have tie finest opera
house in the state of Nevada.
Thomas Nelson, r. T.. Evans and
John G. Taylor-For special inter
ests' served them by the Silver State.
(For particulars see our esteemed
contemporary
The Morris Hoffman company-That
they have been able to supply the
girls and women with beautiful
dresses and other fnery so the young
men and the old men think they are
just about the best looking they ever
Jaw.
The Healan brothers-1nat the
Missouri Kid left town
Chas. Wuertele-That his customers
a week-provided he slips out the
back way.
Attorney l.. G. Wilson-That the
press got him married off at last.
Judge Langwith-That he can prove
an abb. CAT a recent criminal trial
a witness was asked if he knew the
parties accused. He looked around
and, jointing out the Judge, said he
knew them all but him.)
+. Ramdohr-That he had one more
Virginia reel, ever if he did have to
build a house to have it in.
Judge Robins-That every Tom,
Dick and Harry does not have the
privilege of kissing the Chimes bride.
Van-That he was able to raise the
price of drinks to ST. apiece.
Hard Luck Collins-That the South
ern Pacific now has a Jap for ~janitor,
who is much gentlcr than the brakey
in "cleaning OUT the office.
Uncle Sam Anderson-That he got
enough money out of the postofice to
keep the chicken ranch going.
Windle, Rose d Brackett-Ihat
they did not start a daily when they
changed from a s~emi-weekly.
The taxpayers of Humboldt county
That they have at least a court
house to show for 40 years of taxes.
U. s. A. Construction company
That that fellow hasn' t got his sage
brush block machine to working yet.
Several of Winnemucca's young
men-That the postmaster is lenient
and allows them to talk to his bevy
of charming clerks.
Louis Verssme-That patience and
waiting has its reward.
The Editor-That Jimmy Dunn new
er took him ont for that buppy ride
Joe Lavoy-That he don't need an
X-ray machine to see what's going
on, eve if he is getting along in
years. Cease of the People VS.. the
Basco Kid
The sheepmen of the eounty-That
the Democratic newspaper has point
ed out to them the danger to their
business through a continued Republi-
can adminiet ration