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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

A Toledo chauffeur who claimed he
was going at only a fair rate Of
speed" knocked a street car off the
track. At the third speed" he could
probably push a skyscraper off its
foundations.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

When you fry fish, and the fat geIS
boiling hot, before you put the fish Ill.,
sprinkle little salt on the bottom OIL
the pan; you may then turn the hSn
without breaking.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

Nikola Tesla denies that he has been
talking to the people on Mars. We
are inclined to accept Nikola's denial
without calling on him for an affidavit.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

The energy a small boy expends in a
ball game would cultivate an acre Of
potatoes If attached to the end of q
Doe handle,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06
PuRet.

Two cupfuls of -four, 1 cupfuI OIL
sweet milk, 2 eggs, 3 teaspoonfuls Oh
baking powder, tablespoonful OF
melted butter, ! teaspoonful Of sugar"
Bake in creased gem pans.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06
A Dogs Academy.

There is an academy for CANNES in
certain South London borough which
is known to all the prominent circus
people of Europe, and which Is the
'old school, of many Of the performing
dogs i'll Great Britain at the present
time. The interior is fitted up with
trapezes, ETC., and day by day all sorts
of performing CANNES are taught their
clever tricks. 1t is perhaps unneces-
sary to add that the proprietor enjoys
the benefit of a first-class income.
London Captain.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

It's all right to judge a man by the
company he keeps, but it isn't fair to
judge a woman by the company she is
forced to entertain.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

The Canadian courts have decided
that geese are not birds. Canadian
judges are in danger of getting them
selves listed with the nature takers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

The woman who said she was walk
ing in her sleep when she went
through her husbands pockets breaks
all ingenious excuse records
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

About the surest way to keep your
name before the public Is to get 1t in
scribed on q tombstone.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

When a man tries to unlock his front
door with a fountain pen at 2 a. IN.
there's another brainstorm brewing.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06
SCIENCE WILL REDEEM TROPICS.
Rv Col. William {

There is at present no yellow fever in Pan
anna, and malaria Is we'll under control. The
men working on the canal and their families
are as vigorous as they could be in this coun-
try.
1t looked as If the canal could never be
built unless yellow fever were exterminated.
The fever could never spread now, even If it
we're introduced from outside, through our
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

Nothing jolts the average man quite
SO hard as the attempts Of homely
woman to fiirt with him.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

It isn't child labor that fills the re-
form schools; it is child idleness.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06
CAPE COD PILGRIMS MEMORIAL.


completed pure white shaft rising 300
tina
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

You may say what you please, but II
pays better to say what pleases other
people.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

A patient man can win the admlra
ton Of any woman-except his own
wife.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

When Adam discovered that he was
shy of clothes he put on his thinking
ran
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

generals the battles they fought and the victories
they won, the and the effects of the wars IN
which they engaged constitute very large part OF
the material instruction. The boy loves power ana
admires every exhibition Of personal and natlon3l
strength.
1t seems to me that text books examinations,
and our instruction should gorify the arts OF peace
above the In other words, history should
be taught from rational point of view. While
it would be wrong the soldier of just share OF
glory it will nevertheless be wise to emphasize the VIC
tories of peace above the victories Of war.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

After saying g! don't want to find
fault" the average man gets busy and
registers strenuous kick
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

Stepladders and alarm clocks have
helped lots Of people to get up IN the
world
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

spirit yield richer harvest than in striving along broad
lines to prevent tuberculosis
Our work the immediate future to lie In the
direction of generalzing and systematizng An immense
service rendered by arousing the interest of pr
vate and incorporated employers Of labor Mill
and managers, class, intelligent and humane,
and their attention called this matter by
their physicians. The result would be saving, not
loss to the employers while the benefit to the individual
workers would be great.
If the word in medicine Is work" the word in the
tuberculosis fight Is "educaton"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06
EMPHASIZE THE GLoRIEs OF PEACE.
By President Schaefer

The greatest problem of the twentieth cen
fury is the boy, with one exceptlon-tne glrA.
AS soon as the girl takes up the study OF MS
tory, gradually she reaches the conviction
that everything great and heroic belongs TO
the other sex.
The boy Is apt to form similar Ideals from
the text books on history and the methods OF
teaching the subject The names Of admirals
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06
GRAVE DANGER OF GENERALIZATION.
By James A. Tawney, M. C

The true reason why the people
are willing to let the national gov
eminent perform and pay for so
many things which properly fall
within the obligations Of the States
is found in the fact that they do not
realize that they are themselves pay
ing for the things which the nation
al government pays for.
The federal revenue Is secured by
indirect taxation, while the money
in the treasures Of the several
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

Latest I'm Bread Cutters.
A breadcutter Of novel CONSTRUCTS,
is recent invention of a Michip.,
man. 1t provides very simple acca,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06
HOW TO ABOLISH CONSUMPTION.
Rv DR.. F., C.. Shaffuck.

The only way to eradicate tuberculosis Is to
totally eradicate it's seed. Cleanliness, good
and sufficient food, plenty Of air, ample water
supplies, public parks, Fairgrounds and bath
houses-these are among the things needful.
The hygiene of workshops must be looked
after, and there must be all needed enact
ments In the interest Of the public health.
Nowhere will cooperation, enriched by public
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

A woman. with poor taste shouldn't
be allowed to have any money.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

rigid quarantine.
am inclined to think the advances made in trop
,cal sanitation will have much wider and far
reaching effect freeing Havana and Panama from
yellow fever or enabling to build the Panama canal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-06

4 forgiving disposition is the first
law of sef-preservation.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

Now that the municipal cam
paign is over, let us all, the
vrctors and the vauquished ,
unite in the continued upbuild-
ing of ancaster. We have had
our fla mily fight, so to speak
but the contest being at end, let
US lose no time in getting togeth,
er and working as one man for
the promotion Of the community's :
best interests. The ticket nomi-
mated will of course be elected
next Tuesday, and when formal
ly installed, the new city fathers
will expect, and should by all
meansreceive, the hearty sup
port OF all good and patriotic
citizens in their efforts to give
Lancaster a wise and successful
administration.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

Owing 10 the large demand
for advertising space on the eve
OF Christmas, we have been
obliged to leave out of this issue
o! the paper several columns OF
reading matter, the most of it
already in type, including the
agricultural department, Georgia
letter, ETC., which we very much
regret. We hope that our readers
will bear patiently with us un.
til the holidays are over, when
we shall endeavor TO make up
for present omissions. In the
meantime it will no doubt repay
you to read carefully what our
advertisers have to say about
their Christmas and other bar
gains.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

President Roosevelt has at
last set at rest all speculation
as to whether he will stand for
reelection. In a statement issued
Wednesday he declares that ur
der no circumstance will be be a
candidate for the Office he now
holds. He reiterates the an
nouncement made by him the
night after the last election to
the effect that he will not be a
candidate for or accept another
nomination.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

Governor Ansel issued a state
ment TO "the people of South
Carolina" this week in which he
expresses his appreciation OF The
commentator his administra
tion has receiveSl, of the numer
Gus requests made of him to
stand for reelection, and of the
many appeals to him to enter the
race for Senator Latimer's seat
next year. The governor, how
ever, says that he has decided
to become candidate for his
present office for another term.
1t is not likely that Bro Graf
tord" will have any opposition
if he shall continue to guide the
helm OF State as wisely as he
is now doing.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

1t appears from Col. Kohn's
series of interesting articles re.
Gently concluded in The News
and Courier, on the cotton mills
OF South Carolina, that our es-
teemed fellow townsman, Col.
Leroy Springs, is at the head OF
four tlourishing mills in this
state, being president of the Ian
caster mills, the Eureka and tn
Springstein mills OF Chester and
the Milfort mills of Fort Mill.
The annual pay rolls Of these
mills, as given by Col. kohn,
aggregate $496, ,GGG. The fact
that his cotton manufacturing
enterprises pay out yearly near
ly half million dollars for labor
alone in Lancaster and two neigh
boring towns gives some idea of
he value to a community OF a
man like Col. Springs-a man
who does things, and whose ac-
tivities rebound to the benefit of
all, either directly or indirectly
"a man who establishes indus
Iries which enable thousands of
men, women and children to OBJ.
tain profitable employment, who
builds up the waste places of his
community, ADDS hundreds OF
thousands of dollars to its taxa
bic property and incidentally
enchances the value of the hold
ings Of others to the extent Of
millions. 1t would be interesting
to knOw--not as qualification
of idle curiosity, but in order to
properly appreciate the magni-
tude OF his potentially as a com
munity builder-what Col.
Springs's total pay rolls are. MOI
alone of his factories, but of his
several banks, mercantile es;ab
lishments, dozens of nlantations
and other numerous enterprises
as well.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

Richmond Pearson HobsOn,
whose hobby ever since his first
entrance into politics has been a
"big navy" is going to direct
his energies in another direction
during the present session of
Congress. He will make an effor,
to secure the passage of an act
pensioning Confederate sci
diers.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

1t is expected thai Senator
Tillman will make sensational
speech on his resolution intro
duced this week calling for an
investigation of the action of the
secretary of the treasury in issu.
ing Panama bonds and one year
certificates to relieve the finan.
cial stringency.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

The famous Merger suit, winch
was set tor trial in Columbia this
week, came to an unexpected
termination Tuesday, when the
Court granted the motion of the
attorney general to discontinue
the action. 1t is stated that an
other suit will be brought b. tn o
state.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14
Public Sneaker Interrupted.

Public speakers are frequently in
tcrrupted by people coughing. I his would
not happen if Foley's Honey and Tar
were taken, as it cures coughs and colds
and prevents pneumonia and consumption
The genuine contains no opiates and Is in
yellow package Funde rburk Pharmacy
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

Millions Of bottles of Foleys Honey and
Tar have been sold without any person
ever having experienced any other than
beneficial results from its use for coughs,
colds and lung troubles. This is because
the genuine Foley's Honey aud Tar in the
yellow package contains no opia tes or 9TH
er harmful drugs. Guard your health by
refusing any but the genuine.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

At its meeting in Washington
Thursday The Democratic nation.
al committee decided on Denver, Z,
COL, as the place for The nation
al convention TO be held, and
July 7th as the time.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14
Here's Good Advice.

OS Woolever. one of the best known
If rerchants of Le Raysvllle, n Y, SAY s: IF
YOU are ever troubled with piles. apply
Bucklen's Arnica SalYe 1t cured me OF
them for good ~ years ago" Cures ev ~
sore. wourd. burn or abrasion. Zoe at
Funderburb Pharmacy.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

Cotton is still king and nobody
knows it any better than the
Wall street bear. Atlanta Jour
nal.
But the bear has a way Of
showing marked disrespect to
the king occasionally.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-14

Senator Davis, the new Sena-
tor from Arkansas, addressed
the Senate for more than an hour
Wednesday in support OF his bill
"to suppress trusts, pools, com
binations and couspiracies."
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

If there is one thing that sends n
keen pain through the onlooker's heart
ii is the sight of young girls parad-
ing the streets too freely. They can
not realize with what pity they are
regarded, and their parents cannot,
else they would keep them more
closely at home. This 'gadding
about" habit. as the women folk ex-
press it, viii destroy a girls pristine
freshness and charming purity quick
~ and thoroughly. The onlooker often
sees girls ON the streets almost con-
stantly through the day, and he, as
well as others, know that they have
no business or eTrands enough 10 keep
them there.
II is the innane love of excitement,
the desire TO attract attention, the rest
lessness in L cir souls, that causes
them To be away from the parental
roof SO n'nch. away from the tender
and kindly restraint of loving
mother. Mothers, are your girls
gadding about freely? You may not
have realized it before, but stop
and thinS a moment. DO your daugh-
tiers remain az home rs they should?
II they de- not. il they are on the
streets. then remember that they are
being talked about, that they are I'M
der the microscope Of public opinion,
and no matter how pure and sweet
they may be, their characters cannot
help but be slightly tainted. We are
not personal in these remarks at all;
far from it, they are simply impelled
by thread of thought that possessed
us temporarily.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14
a FOR SALE Il
FARMS. HOUSES AND LOTS.

/. Valuable water mont on Passport side
OF Annapolis harbor at foot OF Filth street,
fronting on FINN street 3 bout IS feet wharf
on premises; navlgable waters Tor large yes.
aeis.
2 Also Lot No. i5o on Chesa peake Avenue
with front OF s. feet and depth ofl64 feet.
nall house and lot near the city limits
Al bargain.
Z, seAcres ofland near Chesterfield with =
COCO dwelling hunse large tobacco barn.
corn crib. stable. and young orchards.
Teiephone, railroad station. Echeoi and
church nearby.
3. vacant lot al hast pUft fronting u feet
on Chesapeake avenue with de ON OF lba
feet.
Naiuabie farm Ia the Third District
near kooinr4f's station on the Annapolis
aDd hali'fls' short lsins Railroad. consist
ing Of 80 acres oft.nprovements.
:. Valuable farm OF $50 Acres al aiillers-
vile. with fine buildings, good land. and all
mCa.rn cOnvcuiences.
Small House and Lot near camp Pa
role. aents fol ave dollars per moath.
For terms and particulars, apply 10 tbs
undersigned enclosing return postage.
JAMES NJ. MUNRoE. Attorney
oil Annapolis. Nd.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

SEALED PROPOSALS addressed to May
or, Counselor and Aldermen of Annapolis,
Md, and endorsed 'PrC posals for Macada-
MIXING will be received up to IL O'Clock
noon March 9TH, 1907.
All proposals. must be made en- regular
forms. to be obtained through the office of
the City Clerk OF Annapolis Md.
Bids otherwise made out will not be re-
ceiVed,
The work to be done includes the following:
$500 Gu. yds. OF Excavation.
1900 81. yds. of Macaeem.
400 lin. It. of New Granite Curb
1000 lin. IT. of New Cement Curb and Gutter.
1900 lin. IT. of Old Curb 10 be reset, etc, etc.
All proposals must be accompanied By a
certified check for five hundred dollars
tS50O.O0,l payable to the Mayor, Counselor and
Aldermen of Annapolis, Md.
Plans and specifications for the work can
be seen at the office of the City Clerk OF An
nspolfsf or at the Office OF the Maryland
Geological Survey Commission, of Balti-
more, Md.
Specifications can be secured and viii he
sent by the City Clerk on receis OF Si.00.
The right is reserved TO reject any or all
bids.
BY order OF Mayor, Counsellor and Alder
men.
PHIL. Il. PORTER,
flow CITY Clerk
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, That the
IN subscriber, of Anne Arundel county, has
obtained from the Orphans Court of Anne
Arundel county in Maryland, letters
testamentary on the persona estate OF
CHARLES n. HARRIS late of Anne
Arundel e unity, deceased. All persons having
claims az inst the deceaeed. ara hereby warned
TO exhibi The same, with tho ouchers thereof,
TO the sui criber, on ~ Neior he
18th DAY nts,M ~, 1907.
They may otherwise. ly Jaw, be excluded
from all benefit Of the said estate All persons
indebted 20 said estate are requested 20 make
immediate payment
Given under my hand this sth, day OF No
ember. 1906,
WILEY II. BATES,
n9-tf Executor.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14
County Bonds For Sale.

The Annapolis Banking 4 Trust Co., has
for sale $4,000 ~ per cent Worcester
County, Maryland, Road Improvement
Bonds, maturing from 1904 to 1865 inclusive.
A part of this $4,000 Issue has been sold at
snow Hill, Md, to a church fund, and
another to trust estate. We offer the re-
mainder, Si6, GOO in $500 denominations, SUBJ
feet to previous sale, TO net the purchaser 4
per cent. income free OF taxes. We also have
other bonds for sale.
GEORGE +. MELVIN,
R President
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14
FOR SALE.

list. A lof OF ground fronting % feet on
Ehesa peRke Avenue. ia Enstport, I'm proved
by a SMALL DWELLING.
2nd. 4 lot fronting y, feet or the south
side Of East street, In The city OfAnnapOiis.
improved by q SMALL DWELLING
3rd. A lot fronting Is feet on the Northeast
side OF Johnson street. In said city, I'm proved
BY SMALL DIV FILLING.
18th. A lot fronting 10 feet on the Northeast
side Of Iobnaon street. In said city, improved
by a SMALL DIV ELLiNG.
9Th. A lot fronting ~ feet on the West side
Of Plea ant street, ia said city, i'm proved by
a SMALL DWELLING.
9th. A lot fronting 1874 feet on Cathedral
NV ELLiNG.
For particulars apply TO
JAMES X. BRASHkARS,
Attorney for owner.
Arundel Building, Annapolis, Nd. NJ
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14
Bargain in Real Estate

and Chester Ave-, Passport. Md Lot size
39xl60 feet. improved with a ROO NJ
HOUSE, Nicely Finished, Cottage Roof,
stairs in Hall. OUT BUILDINGS, sizes
vlz:-l2xl4, l, sx10, !, 6xS, /, 6x6, /, 4x5., ii
Fruit Trees, Grape Vines, etc. Fencing.
Board Walk around the House. Pump close
TO House. Everything less than 3years old.
Everything conveniently arranged. WIN
sell cheap. You are invited TO inspect For
particulars, etc, apply to
w. IL. MEADE,
j3i-im Eastport, Md.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

In statement that 1850, 600 Ameri-
can children are coompellei TO work
for living the census bureau should
have segregated the Office boys, who
are merely supposed to be working.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

a great many people seem concern
ell about President Roosevelt's future.
No one needs to worry though. Mr..
Roosevelt can be depended upon TO
settle as far as he himself is concerned
"what shall be done with our ex-
Presidents
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

one who claims TO know says ink
marks will last only seventy years.
still, that's long enough TO get the
writer Of love letters into all kinds of
trouble.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

What If the supply of coal does look
rs If ii will give out in two hundred
years? You will have plenty of time
to worry about it if you start $50
years from now.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

4 Congressman who lives at a small
boarding house in Washington has
written to one of the daily papers
there an ardent defense of the average
landlady. We don't know anything
about the Congressman, but it sounds
like case where the boarding house
keeper would do well to get her money
i'm advance.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

The Bentztown Bard says: when
the days begin to lengthen, the mint
begins TO strengthen. Yea, verify;
in time to swap eggnog for mint
iuleps as the warm weather draws
near.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE Is HEREBY Given. That the Sub.
A. scribers, OfAnne Arundel county, have OBJ
tanned rom the Orphans Court OF Ann eArundei
county, In Maryland, Letters OF Testimentary
on the personal estate Of
JAMES ID. MURRAY,
late OF Anne Arundel County, deceased. All per.
sons having claims against the deceased are here.
by warned TO exhibit the same, with the vouchers
thereof. TO the subscriber, on or before the 10Th
day OF June 1907. They may otherwise, by law
be excluded from all benefit OF the said estate.
All persons indebted to said estate are requested
10 make immediate payment.
Given under our hands this 18th day OF Deem
Der 1905.
JAMES ID. MURRAY, JR.,
WIN. SPENCER MURRAY
Executors
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

There has been much discussion of
late as to who is the poorest Senator.
senator Money claims the distinction,
but some people think Mr.. Depew de-
serves il.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

Or. Wiley says cold meat isn't
good after three months. Some Of the
cold meat served at boarding houses
doesn't taste good after three days.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

Mr.. oliver is getting oceans of free
advertising before he has begun work
ON the Panama canal, and he will get
still more if he quits before it is finish
ed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-02-14

A Baltimore paper has an editorial
headline Keep Cool" How can any
body help it with the mercury al 10
degrees?