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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20


One Of New Yorks handsome the
aires was built by the millionaire Goe-
lets. right alongside their own fashion
able part of the town. almost within
smiling distance of Astor and Wander
bilt residences. and meant to be tenn
pie or dramatic art. Several managers
bankrupted themselves in trying 10
realize the Goelet design. The house is
now given over to burlesque of the
lower concert hall grade. Earlier this
winter told how our fad-hunting smart
set took an unexplainable notion to pat
ronize one of these touring parties of
female minstrels, so that instead of
moving on at the end of the week, they
remain indefinitely. It's managers, as
soon as they saw that good luck had
struck them. toned down--or up-the
quality OF their entertainment. The
Summers seem now to have been put
wise TO the fact that they were not get
ting the SimOn-impure and genuinely
vicious thing at that joint. and that
ourlesque in an uncensored and unmiti-
gated condition of indecency may be
found at the Goelet theatre That is
why the regular patrons, when they
saw for the first time a line of car
riages there, surmised that Rose Sydol,
for years and years leader of the Lon
-SF DNhNSs lidu OiCu SuuutntN, dllO
that the unaccustomed vehicles were
her funeral procession.
No such blow has been struck at "fe-
male minstrelsy" Rose is on full view
very full-largeF than ever before i'm
all her long and broad-very broad
career on the stage. The entire show
that she gives is calculated to make the
summers feel that the other one, al
though named Wine, Women and Song,
should instead have been called Tea,
Women and Hymen. They had lately
seen Anna Held deliver, in a Broadway
theatre, what has come to be called a
Sammy song, with coaxing appeals to
man in box, or a front row. while
a spotlight is thrown on him. But Rose
has it done with more realism by her
best smiler. ogler and winker. The
songs refrain isn't variation of An
mas Come, play wiz me-" or any of
the come and kiss me phrases. but the
fonder and more intimate offer: 'I'r
let you chew my chewing gumt' The
girl devotes the first two verses to fell
lows in the parquet: and then, grow
ing demonstrative, approaches a finch
ing, shrinking chap i'm the near corner
or a box But he braces up when she
puts kiss on his forehead He is a
confederate. But the one in the oppo-
site box is not, and he escapes from her
caress. Thereupon. she steps over the
railing, throws her arms around an Old
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

ish man, and kisses him with q hearty
smack. That is the way it went the
night L was there.
The slummiest satisfaction given to
the fashionable visitors however, is
with a revival OF those living pictures
which. it was thought, had passed into
permanent disuse. They are shown here
with twelve women, not in marble
white, but in a startlingly natural flesh
tint, and they are posed in groups with
out the smallest scrap OF drapery. That
isn't the climax of the audacity. either;
for in the ensuing scene of the extrava-
ganza, the same dozen women reappear
as the chorus for song entitled Gu
pid's Cavaliers" marching to and fro
across the stage. and up and down it,
in military eYolutions. Their arms are
bows and arrows. Their uniforms con-
sist of caps. Haven't they put anything
else on since posing as statues? Oh.
yes. Each wears a gauzy pair of little
wings. That's all. And the Summers
feel sure that, this time. they're getting
the real thing in female miastrelsy.
The GoeIets? They haven't anything 10
say, as they sold the theatre a year ago.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20
A SPLENDID EXHIBIT.

The exhibit OF Utah products i'm the
rooms OF the chamber Of commerce on
Third South street is in every way
worthy of attention and of commenda-
ton. The spacious first floor is packed
with interesting material, and it is un-
derstood that the basement is soon &c
be similarly equipped. Every resident
Of the city and state should see this ex-
hibit. not once, but several times, for it
is impossible in a single visit to see
everything as thoroughly as it deserves
10 be seen.
1t is impossible to visit these rooms
ithoCt coming away with a feeling
that, after all, we are living in a great
commonwealth. The visitor will find
that everything conducive to the com
fort of man, and a great many OF the
luxuries of life, are produced within the
borders OF Utah. He will learn that Il
would be possible to live very comfort
ably. and more than comfortably, with
out spending a dollar upon anything ex-
cept Utah products. So much for the
material things.
Then there Is the mining exhibit. the
finest collection Of metalIiferous ores
ever gathered together, the exhibit that
won first prizes at the ST. Louis expo
sition and at Portland. The mining ex-
hibit is alone worth a day of careful
study, and many days. indeed. might
with profit be spent in Il. There we
fird that practically every metal of
value to the human race is found in
Utah. And most OF them are found ir
paying quantities.
To j. G. Mcdonald. president OF the
Deseret Agricultural e. MANUFACTURING
society. to Orson Hewlett of the Manu-
facturers & Merchants association, to
the Real Estate association Of Salt Lake
city and to others who have assisted in
collecting the materials for these exhib-
its the thanks OF the state are due
They have worked increasingly and ~
considerable personal sacrifice. and
have displayed public spirit of the high
est order. The result of their Iabors is
for the citizens Of the state and all
visitors TO see at their leisure. and 70
see is to admire.
The exhibit is to be a permanent one
added to from time to time as new in
dustrfes are brought into the state y,
old Industries improved upon. Every day
competent attendants will be in charge
to explain the exhibits to visitors and
to welcome all callers. No admission
Zee OF any kind is exacted.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20
Terms of Subscription.

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20
4 FOOLISH SUGGESTION

All army captain, whose name is NOT
gwen has offered what he seems ~
think is the only rational solutio,, 90
the negro soldier problem. In opnos-
ing the arguments of some radical. who
nave suggested that the nero no
barred from service I'm the army tba
captain says that enlistments Of no
groes should be encouraged, but that
they should be scattered among white
regiments instead of being placed in
regiments by themselves. 1t is hard 70
believe that the proposition was rnade
seriously. If the captain has had tbe
army experience that his rank indi-
Gates, he undoubtedly knows that II is
most difficult to secure the right kind
or enlistments in the army now.
The recruiting is going on all the
time but applications are comparative
ly few, and assertions are MANY. To
mingle negroes and whites In the Same
regiments on an equal footing would he
20 discourage the white euI;stments nj
terly and absolutely. Not many white
men capable of making good soldiers
would care to stand on an equality. So
cially. with negroes. II both rae. g
were in the same regiment they vouId
eat together, sleep together, play TO-
gether. drill together. 1t is entirely
too much to ask OF white men.
1t will be said that some negroes are
superior TO some white men II ability
to be good soldiers; that some negroes
are superior to some white men in ali
that makes for good citizenship. We
shall not attempt to gainsay this areu-
ment. They are undoubtedly true. But
the fact remains that the equality of
the races cannot be forced in the ARM.
The first result would be amending dis
sensions, quarreling. fighting, loss Of
discipline. The next results would be
the failure of white soldiers TO re-enIist
and dearth of white applicants for
enlistment.
Nor do we believe the negroes them
selves would care for such an arrange
ment. They would be more comforta-
bic, they would make better soldiers.
in regiments composed exclusively Of
men of their own color. There are good
negro soldiers, plenty Of them. The rec
oTds made by the negro regiments in
the war with Spain are as good as the
records made by the white regiments.
Properly differed the negro fights very
well. indeed, but it has been abundant
ly demonstrated that he must lie off,
cered by white men. The initiative
must come from the white The negro
is much better follower than leader.
The proposition for a mixture en-
phatically will not do. Within g COM
paratively brief period of time. under
such system. the regular army would
be practically all black. excepting the
officers, or there would be no army
at all.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

X
David 3. Hill. former governor. and
aspirant to the presidency, is proud to
own and live in Wolferts Roost, once
the costly home at Albany OF Joseph
h. Emmett, the actor. Emmett was a
sweet-singing and neat-dancing negro
Minstrel when Charles Foster. a pro-
life writer of plays, hearing him speak
and yodel with q German accent. con-
ceived the idea of Fritz Our Cousin
German" Out of Joe Emmet's result.
ing fortune came Worfelt's Roost
There were many imitators of Emmett,
but no one duplicated his charm of
singing to the hearts of audiences.
Chauncey Olcott and Andrew Mack
warbled their Irish way into the vogue
and brogue of William J. Seaman, but
all the search for a successor to EN-
met has been in vain: and the prize
hagn't been found I'm Joe HOrtiz, who
is presented in Our Friend Fritz .
Yet Hortiz's high tenor voice is the
acme of melody. and ne yodels-well.
10 me all yodelling is dreadful, and the
letter II Is. the worse il makes me
feel; but Hortiz yodels just like En-
met used 10. He lacks only the EN-
met and Seaman genius to make every
woman in the theatre fancy, for the
foolish time being, that he is singing
his love TO her, and to no one else.
The rev Fritz play. by Iangdon Me-
Ccrmick. Is an endeavor to get clear Of
the moss and barnacles of Fosters old
lone. The young German doesn't war
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

II our morning contemporaries would
devote about tenth of the space to
boosting Utah that they do to fighting
each other their daily editions would be
vastly more interesting and the state
might possibly be helped a little. This
suggestion costs nothing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

w. e. Borah, senator-elect from Ida
no. is not a millionaire. But his imnie-
date predecessor, Senator Dubois, has
also been rather lonely in the senate,
for he is not millionaire either.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20
WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.
THE METALS.

Silver. 675sc per ounce.
Copper (casting) 2334c per pound.
Lead. So per 100 pounds.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

DIR. Osler is authority for the state
ment that tobacco will ruin the human
race. Can it be possible that he has
been trying to smoke cigars presented
BY a female relative.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

A medical authority says that coal
smoke causes consumption. Still,
people who are lucky enogh Ia get
coal will be willing to take a chance.
And those who haven't any will be
cheered by the thought that they are
lodging consumption.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

Still. the Duke Of Marlborough need
not despair. We regret to report that
he viii not have much trouble in find
ing another American purchaser for his
title.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-01-20

One person out of every thirteen In
a populous district of London is pau
per. Carnegie wouldn't have mucn
chance to die rich If he lived over
there.
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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
The Auto Habit.

Some deliver has found In the Bible
what he believes to be hint Of auto
mobiles. 1t Is contained In the story
of the vision Of Nahum. the Elkoshite.
concerning the burden Of Nineveh. In
the account given by this seer Of the
military array Of the Modes and Baby.
lonIans ngainst Nineveh occurs this
verse: "rhr chariots shall rage In the
streets. they shall jostle one against
the other iu the broad way. they shall
seem like torches. they shall run like
the lightning" II that doesn't de-
scribe Il street full Of motor cars what
does? Then. again. a variant Of the
word "jostle." which the original He
brew will. 1t is said, bear even better.
Is "pnss swiftly. without particular
purpose. to and fro" Isn't that the
automobile habit?
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
A New House Apron.

Nearly all young girls who are brought
up sensibly nowadays are taught by their
mothers to do homework of all kinds.
In many Of the large New York board.
ing schools there is weekly class which
is conducted by an experienced teacher
who iustructs her pupils in the common
rudiments of housekeeping and also
gives them practical lessons in house
work. At these classes the girls are
obliged to wear practical apron. A
model which has found much favor for
use in this way Is made of bright red
coarse denim, the collar, cuffs and belt
of black leather and the bottom faced
with deep leather band. The apron is
cut so as to completely cover the figure.
It IL gathered In band at the neck and
hangs down the back and front to the
ankles. The sleeves are full and loose
to the wrist where an elastic holds them
in place. Around the waist Is worn .
belt, to control the fulness. New Idea.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

Odd Occurrence In the Hunting Field
On the afternoon Of Feb. 3. l794. the
hounds of his grace the Duke Of Beau
fort were In full cry. The run had been
long one. and they knew that the fox
was almost spent. Suddenly the scent
turned abruptly from the open. leading
straight into the garden Of cottage In
the little village Of Castle Coombe.
Those who were following wondered
what had happened and were more as
tonIshed still to see the entire pack.
without checking for an instant. dash
through the open door into the little
room. A shrill scream was heard, and
when the whIpper in threw himself
from his horse und gained the thresh-
old he saw sight which probably no
fox hunter has ever met before or
since. A white faced woman stood
clasping a child In her arms. and right
there In the cradle. from which the In.
FAINT had just been snatched. eighteen
couple Of fierce hounds were struggling
to devour their fox.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

Dame Fashion DEGREES that short
sleeves shall be worn again this winter,
so for this reason bracelets are perhaps
even more fashionable than they were
last season. The very latest in bracelets
are the new "bead bracelets" They are
made of different colored beads and are
strung on piece of ribbon. The ribbon
Is tied In bow around the arm, either
above or below the elbow. These brace
lets are also worn over the gloves, and
sometimes even over the sleeve, the
beads and the ribbon barmonizing with
the color Of the gown. Amber bracelets
strung on an orange colored ribbon and
worn with white afternoon gown, or
coral bracelets made Of good sized beads
and worn with black lace gown are
very smart.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
Recovered
HER
APPETITE

Dear Sn,:- Beny Mill, Me-, Jsa. ., 1925.
/ began taking "L. F." Bitters over
one year ago for stomach trouble and loss
of appetite, and they have done me 70
much good. now highly indoSe the
Medicine. Iwould not keep house with
out it. Yours truly, Easzsr M. DAnoH.
The appetite must be good to assure
the fight assimilation Of food and conse-
quently visor Of mind and body. There
are many ways to secure an appetite, but
the easiest, quickest and surest Is to take sd.
F." Aryood's Medicine. Try it today.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
}E7d7Il|)R|



'sNov. what " that -" said the gied
THAT very singular - hear.
A II all the - IN an the world
Were ratified and shaken and tWiriedr'
''Oh, that" said the jolly old Earth. III
the noise
OF all my children. both - and -
Affirming over their leaves 20 new.
And all to do honor. New Year. to you"
And this u what the new leaves said:
II won't squeak my pencil on my slate;
won't lie IN bed every day and be late:
won't 60 to school with - black;
won't make - behind any ones back.
I won't be greedy at dinner table
At least, I think won't. II I'm -!
viii not pinch nor poke nor -:
win not sputter nor cough nor meeze:
win not grumble nor fret nor =.
And ri DO politely whatever Tn told"
Initials Of the omitted words are n
Q, D, &, b. I, I, q, 9 and 9.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
A Kippsred Pastor.

4 French Protestant pastor was the
guest Of Scottish preacher at q
manse. One morning kIppered behring's
were served at breakfast. The French
pastor asked the meaning Of "klpper."
His host replied that It meant ITO pre-.
serve" On taking his leave next day
the French pastor. wringing his hosts
hand. said. May the Lord kipper you.
my good friend"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

The Canadian Cigar and Tobacco
.Journnl gives some hints to those who
smoke pipes. Everybody thinks he
knows how to smoke pipe. but to do
ii perfectly is not easy. "rime Is a
keynote Of successful pipe smoking"
says the Journal, land another ia gen.
tleness. Take It easy. Don't crowd
the pIpe to the top Of the bowl. Never
get a pipe hot. Keep cool. and keep
your pipe cool You can relight pipe.
und IL you are an old smoker you will
be oil the better for It. When you
have finished do not refill q heated
tNff,a
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
HE BEGAN TO RUN Fob HIS HOME.

HE BEGAN TO RUN Fob HIS HOME
cause he expected big fat policeman
would come along at any moment ana
carry him off to Jail.
Presently he heard his mother COM
Ing down the stairs.
"It's all right, Jimmie; it's all right!'
she cried. '"rEey are not coming to do
anything with you"
How do you know, mar he asked.
Caterpillar has Just been here and
told me-" she replied. "They were go
ing to punish you. but changed their
minds"
why. MAJ"
Because they found that you had
only bitten a crab apple. They thought
that would make you very sick and
that would be punishment enough for
you"
Il do feel rather sick under my shirt."
said Jim.
"Wcll, I'll give you a dose Of ginger
md you'll be well in q little while"
said his mother.
THAT was the greatest scare ever
had In my life." said Jim. II guess l
won't eat any more apples that are not
mine."-Pittsburg Dispatch.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
An ApimAl Story For
Little Folks
lnBugWas Frightened

..The police are after you~ cried But
terty to Jim Bug.
"What forr' asked Jim Bug. 81
'-They say you climbed the fence
around Farmer Jones orchard and bit
a piece out Of one Of his apples"
"Oh, myT cried Jim Bug. II am dis.
covered! What will they do with mer
Then he began to run for his home.
When he finally reached the house no
rushed in out of breath.
"Oh, ma" he cried, what am l to
do? The police are after me for tax
ing a bite out Of one Of Mr.. Jones' ap-
pies"
glide in the cellar under the wash
tub! exclaimed his mother.
So down into the cellar Jim Bug hur-
tIed and crawled under the washtub.
He kept just as quiet as he could be-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
w.sAinsto. Monument.

The towering Washington monu'
mcnt, solid as It Is. cannot resist the
heat Of the sun poured on Its southern
side on midsummer's day without a
slight bending of the gigantic shaft,
which IL rendered perceptible BY
means Of a copper wire 174 feet long
hanging In the center Of the structure
and carrying a plummet suspended In
q vessel Of water.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

Mothers who give their children Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup invariably
indnrse it. Children like 1t because the
taste is so pleasant. Contains Honey
and Tar. It Is the Original Laxative
Cough Syrup and Is unrivaled for the re-
lief of Group. Drives the cold out
through the bowels. Conforms to the
National Pure Food and Drug Law. Sold
by r. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

"Why did you do thats" demanded
the teacher.
"Oh, just for fun," replied Tommy.
"But didn't you know that 1t was
against the rulesp"
"Sure! dat's where de fun come in"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
Key to the PuxxleF.

No. Triangle: 1. Holly. 2. Oval
8. Lad. 4. Ii. 5. Y.
No. S90.-Christmas tumble: MERRY
Christmas. children"
No. 4OO.-A Song Of Santa Claus
Missing rhymes-snOw. go. slow. know
come, drum. glum. some.
No. Diagonal:
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
Ho. Aoe[Noyel Acrostic.

When the following words have been
rightly guessed and written one below
another the first and second lines. read
Ing downward, will be Identical The
third line will spell the name OF q
famous building Of ancient Egypt at
Thebes.
1. Miserable. 2. Notified. g. A ligh.
rash. 4. A kind Of apple. s. A head
rest. 6. To bore through. Z. Devout.
8. A fife. 0. An old fashioned weapon
for foot soldier. 10. A pOrtico. IL. A
sea robber. u. A wing. IS. A musical
instrument. ii. A little cake or mnf-
I'm.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

English Tourist-waIter, this steak is
deucedly tough, y'know.
Waiter-Got teh be, sab, in order teh
pass de guv'ment 'speotion. 70 prob'ly
am unaware, sab, dat since dc Packin-
town 'sposures tenderness In . beef am
considered . sign OBJ physical weakness.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

In the Legard house there was great
dinner. After . while the maid was
called, and the mistress said: "Scrve the
dinner; there ia NO one else to como ex-
cept relation Of little importance"
Five minutes afterwards the maid
announced in loud tome
''The relation Of little importance"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22
Animal Voices.

A cow will moo about an octave: .
dog Will bark fourth or fifth Of an
octave: II horses neigh IL descent on
the chronatic scale. while the donkey
will bray In octaves. No donkey has
ever yet given evidence Of proficiency
In the study Of voice production.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-01-22

Nearly every person who is subject to
attacks from the stomach suffers from .
morbid dread of dietetic treatment for
relief, that Is three-fourths starvation,
and one. fourth toast and milk. On the
other hand you can eat as you please and
digest the food by the aid of q good d.
gestant, thus giving the tired stomach
equally a. much rest. Eat what you
please and take little Kodol For 1ndi-
gestion after your meals. It digests
what you eat. Sold by r. A. Shurtlefi
& Co.