The weekly Iberian. (New Iberia, La.) 1894-1946, 1907-10-05

when the quail shall whistle shrlll
when the coal man gets in action will
his pesky little bill; when the fros
and pumpkin poet sings the old fami
Lar strains, and the football gladi
ators scramble one another's brains
Doubly welcome, hallowed season,
When the Wild goose travels space
When the hunter in the wildwood
Shoots the rabbit in the face.
When the last years hat made oyel
Shows up il the new fall stock,
And the bug fed turkey shudders
Every time he sees the block
Secretary Taft will be the leading
presidential candidate for the month
tie has reached Japan on his trip
around the world, and when he stepped
ashore, the island tipped up The
MiSado lifted him to the imperial
Roof Garden with block and tackle.
and the porulace held the roof up
While Bill and Mutsuhito ate rice
cakes together and opened afew
bottles Of saki to the continued ami
ty of the nations.
In our own country, President
Roosevelt has proceeded upon his an
nual fresh water cruise. He will 90
down the Mississippi from Keokuk to
Memphis, while cheering multitudes
congregate on the banks and count
his teeth. Uncle Joe Cannon will
buy another thousand feet OF light
ming rod. buckw cakes viii renew
their tug. of-war with Epson salts in
the lnnards Of man, and the cost of
living will take birds eye view of
the economic proposition.
The autumn nights inspiriting shall
grow little longer, and the breath Of
fall on cider sweet shall grow a little
stronger. The husbandman shall sell |
his hogs and think to prosper on it,
but the good housewife will take the
dough and buy winter bonnet.
County fairs will be in full blast.
The heavy fragrance Of roasted pea
nuts will decoy the cautious nickel |
from the pants pocket Of the loving
swain. The toy balloon will drag the :
small boy around the grounds. The
wan with the long awning on his cap
m II sit on the tall Of the winged foot
ed trotter AID slap her around the
rack with barrel straye. The man
IN red underwear will rise in balloon
hanging by roe-naiis, and the family
that Roosevelt is enthusiastic about
Will weave through the crown tied to.
yether on long clothesline.
The husky husker in The corn
Will trill his little ballad,
The raccoon III the forest deep
Will eat persimmon salad,
The robin redbreast. growing chilled
Will slowly southwark ilutter,
And the ange $ in the skies will catch
The scent ofapple butter.
he moon will be full on the DIST.
'ampers will 20 off to the woods to
LAY poker all night and sleep all
ay Hog killing time will fill the
og with concern for his near future,
nd he will hus lie around alter acorns
J philosoDhic enjoyment Of his last
wv days.
The football root. will 60 off on his
utumn too,; the player with the col
,ge hair, the while the horns and
'umpets hlare, will butt around till
e is thrown and someone breaks his
,llar bone. The lusty sound Of rah-
III fahs will urge the fell and bloody
luse; the girls, in mass and colors
me, will sing and scream and swal-
W gum. The giant fullback, fierce
Id stout. will pick a little fellow out,
elk in his Stats and change his face,
Id maui him up and down the place,
Id when the foe shall cease to
eathe, will proudly claim the victors'
reathe.
le farmer with the mortgage,
Who is prone to giving notes.
Ill figure NJ tile proceeds !,
From his wheat and corn and oats,