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Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1907-07-04
Tetley's World Famed

Tetley's World Famed
Teas are all selected with the
greatest care from the finest
growths of each tea-growing
country and packed in half
pound and quarter pound de-
corated canisters. Every
pound of Tetley's Tea is
packed under the direct super
vision Of His Majesty officers
of Customs in London, Eng
land.
In cold weather Tetley's
Tea warns and invigorates;
in hot weather Tetley's iced
Tea refreshes and stimulates.
In choosing Tetley's Teas
be sure you get the class and
and flavor you like best,
it be India and Cey-
lon, Formosa Oolong or mixed
we have them all.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1907-07-04

When tired OF dispirited
Tetley's Tea acts like a true
friend; cheers and stimulates
to further action.
What's in a name /? When
Tetley's is on the packet its
everything.
Tetley's Tea IS economy,
health and pleasure, all IN an
air-tight packet. 50 and $50
half pound.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1907-07-04
Parcel Room service Available at All
pennsylvania Railroad stations.

For the convenience of the public, beginning
July l. patrons OF the Pennsylvania Railroad
viii have the privilege Of checking hand bag
gage and other small articles IN the baggage
room at all ticket stations which do not now have
special parcels checking rooms. charge OF Ave
cents for "a hours or fraction thereof will be
made for each article checked. except from Sat
day noon until Monday noon when goods will
be held for Ave cents. After the first "A hours.
an additional charge OF ten cents for each addi
tional "a hours or fraction thereof with mini
mum charge Of 81 90 per month.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1907-07-04

Roller skating every day and evening
at Alcyou Park.
Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1907-07-04

-Bibo'siumbo cigars are better than ever.
, 1907-11-07
Remember To-Day That
No man can SOW late hours
and reap beautiful sunrises,
Uncle Rv,s Daily Love STORY.


Once a young man loved a young
woman very much. She was IA real
nice girl with pretty, lustrous hair
that looked like the sun was setting
on II all the time. Her cheeks were
hs yelvety as a luscious peach in which
the san has turned to nectar, II ne"
eyes we're the true-blue, trusting eyes
that LOOK right into your heart and
make you want to put youT arms
around their M n protect her
from all the adversely and millinery
bills CT this sordid and care-crcas d
world-aad the man did. He never
longed to b. a p~rotectorate so much
in his young life as he did when one
evening, they wandered along the
creek where the waves we're srlaShlnS
and gurgling in the shade Ind shadow.
and he told her the story of his lie as
he had planned it.
He was going to the city and blast
put a name and a place for hinlself,
iespite obstacles. maligning, traducins
md high rents. Would she wait for
him and would she be tru to him
until he had metamorphosed his cas-
IltS llllo " NoNNue' VIII "a ''''
In front and IA ~choo-choo house be-
hind?
She would, she said--and she did.
And the man went to tho great city
and he did considerable blasting for
n native from up the state. Pretty
Boon he had blown out a niche big
enough to accommodate his feet and
leave room for a bait can. Then from
his vantage point he began to fish for
suckers. AT the outset he got a bite
and later Il string. 1t took only a few
years of fishing to fill his purse until
the sides ached-and meanwhile the
faithful girl was waiting back home
for a ticket to join him in the metrop-
oils. One day he bought two tickets
and eloped with a daughter of a trust
magnate. and they lived happily ever
afterward!
And the girl back yonder? oh, she's
doing plain sewing and wondering If
all the passages she reads in love
stories are bona tide.
This is life-and this is almost a
true story. The last time | was home
| saw the ~dressmaker. and was told
she was going to marry the town auc.
tioneer next Christmas.
This is life-and now the story is
all true!
, 1907-11-07
Notice for Publication. Not Coal Land.


Department of the Interior,
Land Office at Cheyenne, Wyoming
October ~, 1907.
Notice is hereby given that Robert
L. Wood, of Saratoga, Wyoming, has
filed notice of his intention to make
final five year proof in support of his
claim, viz: Homestead Entry No. 5113
made November Z, 1902, for the sw4
sw4, Sec 4, SCI SCH Sec. 5, NE4 NE4
Sec. s., Nw4 Nw4 Sec. 9, TIP. 16 N, r.
S3 W. and that SAID proof will be
made before j. F. Crawford, U. S.
Comm'r Dist, OF Wyo. at Saratoga,
Wyoming OH December 6, 1907.
He names the following witnesses
to prove his continuous residence up
on, and cultivation of, the land, viz:
Enoch P. johnson, Loren E. Gross.
Edwin W. Devine, and Sam f. Price,
all of Saratoga, Wyoming.
W. E. Chaplin, Register.
1871 to 11-2S.
, 1907-11-07

c e-kers az the Store.
Yrw Ia ~ ~: yer sportin' stunts
Inioyod 10y them thet's rich.
W yl~ m nlss, an autycars,
AI' bl--r ~ games an SIGH
Eus ~'yc 1 mo tn checker game
Down 1T III corner store,
With dry goods boxes fer tn chairs
An sawdust on tn floor!
Gimme tn worn old checkerboard
The "Gran'dad' Burr an Pap
Is holdin' there behind tn stove
A-tween 'em on their lap
TIL fellers all has gathered round
Clus up t where tn play
n gittin' hotter every move
I guess thet's sportin', Say!
They're settIin' down t bizness now
With nine kings in tn fight.
or 'Gran'dad' Burr hez five of these
An Pap is playin' tight!
Yer Gone!" seq Hezekiah Cross,
In sort of jokin' mood
Pap grips his corn-cob's bamboo stem
In fightin' attitude!
They amt nobudy else speaks up,
Nobudy SEE II word.
Til Pap jumps one an sorter drawls:
What wuz 1t Hez. inferred?"
Then mar fer man an king fer king.
They meet in fierce array,
An every eye is glued upon
Tn sanSuinary fray!
TIL air is sorter tense an thick,
Yer heart hez bust its moose
An jist Iceps jumpin' like a blamed
Old piston-rod bruk loose!
One finger firm upon tn crown,
A-weighin' every dare,
Around an back they move their kings
With stern an wary stare!
Now Pap he sets a trap fer Dad"
An leads him on Z win,
Then turns tn tables neat as wax
An wallops him like sin!
''Yew've got me, Bill" seq "Gran'dad
Burr
"Thet makes tn games ii draw;
Wen play agin' to-morrer night
An yew look out fer paw
Seq Pap: 81 guess vou'll find me here.
A-waitin' fer yer blood;
You'd better practice up between
Err else your name is mud
with laugh and shout tn crowd breaks
up.
tn grocer locks tn door
Chey amt no sportin' games. by gosh
Like checkers at tn store!
, 1907-11-07
RAD Weed and Roses.

What has become OF the girl who
wore high French heels and walked
with a curvature of the spine? And
who, when remembering that she is
no more. can doubt hat the world is
growing better?
He is no great philosopher who
works two consecutive years for the
get-rich-quick
Owing to the c%learness of the air.
says an exchange, lovers in the Are.
tic region a converse two miles
apart Who, in love, wants to con-
verse hat far apart?
II you would help a woman. tell her
she is bright. She will then try To be
brighter. If you wan to injure her,
tell her she Is beautiful. She will
then try to be more beautiful-and
spoil her complexion.
Sxrv~M@e4~.
, 1907-11-07
Timber Land, Act. June 8, 1s7s.-Notice
For Publication. Not Coal Land.

Timber Land, Act. June 8, 1s7s.-Notice
For Publication. Not Coal Land.
United States Land Office, Cheyenne,
Wyoming, October Z, 1907.
Notice is hereby given that in COM
plience with the provisions of the act
of Congress of June 3, 1878, entitled
An act for the sale Of timber lands
in the states of California, Oregon,
Nevada and Washington Territory"
as extended to all the Public Land
States by C of August 4, 1892, John
A. jackson, of Hanna, county of Car
bon, state of Wyoming, has this day
filed in this office his sworn statement
No. 400, for the purchase of the nw4
of section No. 6, in township No. 10
N. Range No. 81 w., and will offer
proof to show that the land sought is
more valuable for its timber or stone
than for agricultural purposes, and to
establish his claim to said land before
j. F. Crawford, U S. Comm'r. Dist.
of Wyo. at Saratoga, Wyoming, on
Saturday, the 18th day of December,
1907. He names as witnesses: Mary
jackson, Richard Wilson, Thomas r.
Jackson and William jackson, all Of
Hanna, Wyoming.
Any and all persons claiming adver-
sely the described lands are re-
quested to file their claims in this
Office on or before said 18th day of
December, 1907.
W. E, Chaplin.
Register.
ftp Oct. 10. Up Dec. 5.
, 1907-11-07

Dades Little Liver Pills keep the
system clean, the stomach sweet.
Prompt relief for headache and bill
i%ousness. Good for all the family.
Sold by Prices Drug Store.
, 1907-11-07
Wanted.

All Kinds of furs and pelts in seas.
on. Also prairie dog skins. Special
prices for black mink. For prices,
tags, etc, apply to
Jno. M Hitch d Co.,
131 w. Lee ST., Baltimore, Md.
, 1907-11-07
For Sale.
1871 to 11-2e

| have a good farm wagon, harness
and team for sale. All in excellent
condition. Terms cash. Call on OF
address, G. W. Woolsey,
Saratoga, Wyo.
, 1907-11-07
Knocking.

"He fell in love with her at first
sight"
How odd? Did she have her auto
Wobile mask IN f"-Aouston Post.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-09-15
Stature of Ancient Warriors

THE popular tendency to enlarge everything that
is far off and to bettle that which is close
by is responsible for the opinion that the men
of the present time degenerate reductions
of the men of medieval times, who were giants
clad in iron and with muscles of steel. The
illusions of French scientists show the absurdity of
this opinion.
Learned psychologists after having measured
hundreds of skeletons, testify that the of our
time are from two centneters taller
than the men of the Middle Ages We possess their
garments and it turns out that we appear not
only to have grown taller since the time when these
We're manufactured, but our shoulders could never
fit into the steel corselets of called athletic
forefatherS.
The superintendent of the museums under the
Second Empire wishing to put the of
Francis l., the largest of all in the Museum of
Artillery, unable to do SO. 1t too small
for him, though he was in no sense a giant.
A few years ago, in Switzerland on the occasion
of gymnaStlC tournament, the young men wishing
close the festivities by procession with historical
costumes borrowed the and arnOr of the
arsenal But these children unable to get
into it. 1t was too small for them.
AS to the supposed enormous strength of
forefathers, we have proof beyond the weight
of the equipment of the men of arms. But the
harness of the knights very much lighter than
has commonly been supposed According to one
of the catalogues of the Museum of Artillery, the
weight of the complete armor did not, rule,
exceed fifty pounds, and, inasmuch those who
wore it were horsemen it the horse that had to
bear the greater part of the fatigue.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-09-15

and Mother Whaley peekln through the door, with
their eyes popped out and their mouths open.
That sends me off the key as quick as though I'd
fell from a ladder, and I'd quit for good if old Mr.
Dayton hadn't caught my, eye and give me the en-
couragin' nod. At that l waves the Whaleys to
beat it, and takes fresh start.
Now" says Mr.. Dayton, after we'd staggered
through " Bringing in the Sheaves," perhaps our
dear brother will confess his sin
why. sure" says l. III &c, as far as"
1T will be your turn next" says the old boy,
motionng me to go on the side track
Say, you judge the state | was in from singin
them hymns when l makes break like that. Hon
est, if he hadn't stopped me, I'd gone to tell all
the mean things l ever done or meant to do. That
old gent has the most catchin kind of piousness l
soon as he gets show he loosens up
w VT was apples" says he ~ stole apples
you can't dig up ANYTHING worse SSS than pinchin'
think"
But old Dayton wouldn't have it that way. Says
he, 1T is sin to steal a pin. Go on, my young
friend
And our young friend was more than wiln
He says his name is Alfred Marston Boggs, and
that he studyin to be minister Seems he'd
been putin in his vacation gettin subscriptions
for The Life of Mckinley" and takin' orders for
a glucose fact'ry that turns out home made pre-
serves, tryn to make enough to pay his board
durin' the next term. But he'd up against it
good and hard Atty finds the subscription business
overdone and in the territory he strikes all the
put up their own strawb res and canned
peaches.
He'd got as far as Albany and was workin his
way down the river, when his last dollar gets away
from him. First off he eats his lam samples, which
gives him the collywabbles SO bad he has to lay off
for two days and swap his agents copy of the
Life " for odgin' at third rate hotel That leaves
him all in heap at the foot of the sidin' board,
with fifty-mile walk between him and the nearest
place where his touch good.
Atty has stuck it out for nearly a day, acquirin
appetite like sausage mill, when he strikes
of them big estates up along the Hudson and sees
some nice red apples There was high iron fence
with spikes top, just purpose to keep folks out
but our young friend has gnawn sensation that
won't behave, so he climbs.
'Oh, horrors" says l. You didn't really and
truly steal apple, did your"
Atty groans and mods his head and says the worst
is yet to come. He goes to tell how it was a dnky
little tree, with only five six apples it; but
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-09-15

apple Tree IndL you IODDeu-uly choicest apple
tree,-and the person whom you describe as an
insignificant, weak faced young dandy was my SON
You admit that you assaulted him. Greatly as
regret to do so, must hand you over to the police
All, say says l, is it kid or what? One of
Alfys hardest taps wouldn't much more'n bruise
mosquito; and you wouldn't have him run in
for little thing like apple stealth when he
near starved, would your"
But Mr.. Dayton would Them old eyes of his
has took on the stony stare and he is lookin' up
the police station number in the telephone book
when there's a sound of wheels comm up the blue
stone drive around the front circle The old gent
whrls and takes a quick glimpse: Then he drops
the book as though he d got shock.
sheriff.
With that he begins tearin' around the room like
a crazy man, and after he's made three laps he
scoots out into the hail. strikes the stairs, and goes
rushin towards the attic. l looks out the window
to what all means; but all spot Teller
in rubber coat drivin, surrey
Say" says l to Mr.. Thayer what's wrong
with the old party? Is he bug house?"
Thayer, he leaves off chewin his gray mustache
for minute, and says he reckons how perhaps it
would be best for him to explain. And say, the
minute he lets out the real name of the old guy
that's been iaggin' Dayton, he don't have to
say any
HIM" says l. "Old Foxy Dodge himself? WE'LL
say, he must have the deputy sherititis pretty bad
when he takes hack driver for subpoena server
1t the license badge fooled him. Ell? But |
didn't know they was after him again
Thayer says they amt; but this only the
results of that last chase when they had him freed
says he strippin fifty off his roll and passin' it
real insinuatin', I'VE shall expect you to keep
this quiet
"So?" says 1. But what about our young
friend there" and points to where Atty was
still shakn like he had ague chill He ought to
be in this
Certainly" says Thayer peelin' off another
fifty; and | gets em away from him before he has
chance to change his mind.
With that we climbs up under the roof and pro-
ceeds to dig the old boy out of the cobwebs And
say, he's the cheapest lookin', scaredest pluto l
We finally cOnvinces him that his deputy
is only the bone thumper the shutter has sent up
from the station, and he consents to come down
and be wrapped up We don't close with prayer,
or sing any doxoogy: He amt got word more to
say, and he looks skittsh and broke up Thayer
leads him out to the buggy that l amt got the
heart to rub it in
When goes back to Atty he still has the shakes
What is going to be done to me?" says he.
"Done?" says l. why, as soon as Mrs. Whaley
can warm up the beans, you're goin' to have the
feed of your life But first off, Ally takes pleasure
in awardin' you this prize of hundred plunks,"
and | shoves the steel engravin's into his hand.
"One-hundred- doars!" gasps Ally. But
but why? What for?"
:" For bein the champeen confessor in the State"
says l, and thereby putin the lemon brand on
dear old party that don know what a faker he is,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-09-15

young chap, about twenty-four or five, l should
judge. He's wearn' eye glasses, and blue serge
suit that needs pressin' and brushin' the worst
way; but if he'd been fixed up some, and con-
neCted with the shave and the hair cut that was
due him. he'd been almost fit for the paror He
don't take kindly to ben led up for inspection,
though BY the way his jaw trenholm and by
the shake in his knees, you could tell he was so
scared that his liver was turnin white;
Well young Teller says L lookn him over,
"where'd you get the idea i kept the family plate
in the stabe?"
"Oh, I-I-I-I-" says he
Quit that" says l. This amt no mass meetin'.
What's your game?',
"Pup-pup- please sir, I-dud- dud didn't num-
mun-mean-'' but his tongue is 50 thick he
his face and slummps down on his knees;
up with ye!'' says Dennis jerkin him his
feet like he was handln a sack of meal
Easy there, Dennis, you'll have him apart"
says l. Turn him loose and go lock the stable.
III tend to him
When he gets the knuckles of his neck, and
finds he amt gon to be handcuffed, or hit the
head with billy he feels little better.
Now tell us all about it, says l.
"Oh, | will, saws he; =" III tell everything lust
as it happened. But please don't-don't-7 and
down he goes again.
up, up" says I, pokn my thumb at him, like
"Pup-pup-p please" he starts off once more
ooh, have it your own way" says l. IF you
can talk easier on your knee pads, why stay there.
But get busy. What particular kind of an undesira-
bic cit. you, anyway?'
lin a th-thef, says he beginnin' to bubber.
"Oh, shocking" says old Mr.. Dayton, who has
been edging out from behind the of the
bookcase. Thayer comes to the front too, and the
three of lines up before the specimen the rug
Now say, I've enough of crooks to know
that the average run of EN- don't go around pub
lishin' their record before strangers; takes it
we've dug up amateur.
Thief, eh?" says l. is that bluff, or you
just braggin'?"
Yes, yes" he goes on; Il am a thief Theft
well we'll" says l. don't get chesty it.
You've got lots of competition in that line What's
your specalty?'
But just then old Mr.. Dayton butts in wantin'
to try his hand. And say, whatever that old ducks
reg lar business is, he missed it by not goin' out
with parlor organ and a tent; for as an exhorter
he's the fancy goods First thing Thayer and l
knows he has carnped down alongside that shingle
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-09-15

he gobbles down the whole crop. He is just fnishin
off the last when he finds himself collared by
real elegant young gent with half baked look on
his face but mad he's nearly frothin at the
mouth.
1T was terrible" says Atty He said was a
common thief and that he was going to have me
put in jail, and then Oh, l don't know what
made me do it, but l slapped him across the
Bully for you, Alfyl" says l.
"Ahem!' says old Mr., Dayton, steppin' off
few PAGES and fodin' his arms. This is
serious than l thought Young man, it my
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-09-15

and he's dom the Moody and Sankey turn to beat
the 1t "Oh, my poor erring brother
and Sinners come to glory and all that business;
both of EN- rockin' back and forth their knees
like some pullin' the strings.
After few minutes of that Mr. Dayton looks
up at with his eyes 1eaky and says, Now,
friends, let us all join in hymn for the sake of
this poor wandering soul. Come Salvation Is
Free Together, now!'
Say, would you believe it? He had me goin'
Maybe never made a stab at hymn singin' before,
was at it full tilt when looks up and Dennis
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-03-08
Will SAW LOGS HERR
100000 Feet Of LOGS to
be Floated to This
Point

Bemidji Pioneer, March 1: Chris
Burns of Cass Lake, who has SUBJ
contract with Sam Simpson to log on
the Chippewa reservation near Cas-
L axe, was in the city last evening.
Mr.. Burns has taken a contract that
Mr.. Simpson originally made with the
Northland Pine company IA branch Ct
the Weyerhauser syndicate), which
calls for the cutting and hauling of
three million feet of pine, located in
town 1859. eight miles northeast of
Cass Lake, most of rhe timber icing
on the banks of Cass (Missiesippi) RI
YER, midway bet ween Cass Lake and
Lake Winnbigoshish Mr.. Burns has
already cut about two and quarter
million feet of his original contract
for three million, and expects to
clean up nicely before the spring
thaw. The logs are landed on the ice
in Cass river aud on Cass lake, and
will be driven down the Cass river in
the spring to lake Winnibigoshish. and
from there on down the Mississippi
and it's tributaries out of this north
country to tbs Weyerhauser mills elee-
where, instead of being manufactured
in Cass Lake, as they should.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-03-08

II the shades of Winthrop and Cotton
Mather, the old Quincys and Adamses,
could behold Boston today, the famed
capital of New England conservatism
and ''culchaw doubtless there
would be surprise and wonder on
their ghostly countenances. Modern
Boston can scarcely be called Puritan.
People mho would have seemed in
tersely strange and foreign to the citi-
zens Of old Boston, are now in the
majority. net only in Boston, but in
many other cities Of what was once
the massachusetts. Bay colony.
Patriots day, day always solemn
in Boston, will be celebrated under
the direction of a committee of alder.
men appointed by President Barrett,
(of Irish descent) and the aldermen
are Ra chkow (of Jewish descen,).
Santosuosso (of Italian descent). and
Purcell (ot Irish descent), Not Pill
grim or Puritan name there Yet they
are all Americana.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-03-08
there

Tha report that Roosevelt will make
tour Of thu world after his term
end, provokcs a paper to FAY that it
will ne more dignitied ore than
Bryan's, because Roosevelt will not
write letters for pay. The ia t is thst
in all lis life Roosevelt never kew
what it was to feel ths wait of dol
lar, and never had one day wien be
had to earn his living. His income
began with his birth, ana he has the
distinction Of being the ouly president
who never had to earn his living. in
the ordinary meaning Of that term.
Some of the things he has tried to dc
may be all the more creditable to him
because Of this. Bryan, who never
was president was received every.
where IS worthy American citizen.
and it seems queer that anyone should
attempt to slur him because the great
newspapers were willing to pay fol
his articles.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-03-08
NOTICE OF EXPIRATION OF RE.
DEMPTION,
Office of the County Auditor,
County of Morrison,
State of Minnesota

To Law & Cox
You are hereby notified. that at a Tax
Judgment Sale held on the 18th day of
Nay. lSS: the following described parcel
and state of Minnesota, to WITT
The northwest one. quarter of the south:
thirty-fiye. of township numbered one
hundred thirty-three and range number.
ed thi1ty-one (nwA of seq of section. IS,
twp. 1885, rye 81, was sold fer the sum OF
Four and II, l0Oths dollars,
said parcel, exclusive of the costs to &C.
crue upon this notice, is the sum of
terest as provided by law to the day such
redemption is made; and that the tax
presented to me by the holder thereof,
and the time me- tor redemption of said parcel
the service Of this notice and proof there
of has been flea in my office.
Witness my hand and official seal this
9Th day of February, 1907.
WILLIAM A. BUTLER
Auditor of Morrison County. Ninn.
lSEALI F Ms