Cañon City record., 1907-04-25
BLISS NATIVE HERBS
DIR. JAMES UNDRRHILI

Deadvood, 8. D. Specially: Smelling Gold,
Silver and Copper ores
1855 Arapahoe ST., Denver. Colo
that he might be sick, she said he was
not, that she saw him at church in
the morning. The young man sends
this in: For some time l have kept
company with certain Canon young
lady. Recently l have not called on
her and interested friends are talk
ing Really the cause of my action is
none of their business, but to satisfy
their curiosity l will submit the fol-
lowing reasons for quitting the girls
company: When l called at her house
Sunday, l had to submit to this: The
old man insisted upon telling bore
some stories; of course / was expected
to laugh at them. The family dog al
ways shifted my trousers; of course
had to pet him, instead if kicking the
daylight out of him, as I felt like do
ing. Then, to show what a capital fell
low / am, l had to lend her brother
money, and keep him supplied with
cigars. The small boy of the family
always insisted upon playing with my
watch fob, and his hands were always
sticky; once he put piece of cold
pork in my vest pocket. In other
words, could love the girl. but l hate
the family. / hope this will be suf-
ficient to allay my friends curiosity y
The Record printed dispatch the
other day that spring had been dis
covered at Ada, Ohio, the water of
which is intoxicating. Anyone who
takes one drink wakes up next morn
ing with an ah-be-joyful head on him.
The spring is in a section that was
voted dry at recent local election.
There is a warning in this to Canon
City.
A Canon young man went east and
while there fell in love with girl
and wrote glowing descriptions of her
to his home folks. They were married
and he brought his wife home to see
his folks. They had judged of her ap-
pearance by his descriptions, and
when they saw her it was a. Blow.
If the earth disturbance that wreck
ed San Francisco year ago slipped
this latitude south 800 miles, as was
claimed by some scientists in expla-
nation of the early spring, the quake
early in the week must have slipped
it back about 500 miles nearer the
north pole.
A Canon man who has been subdued
by a wife and six daughters says that
If the Canon chapter of the Daughters
of the Revolution wish any pointers
to call on the members of his family.
They have been successful in every
revolution in his home SO far.
Somehow, at this season of the year,
when there is circus coming, those
who have kin in the circus company
in the revival system in the fall.
A man said a sentimental and fool
ish thing to woman. IF you keep
on" the woman said, you will be shot.
and the man who shoots you will urge
the unwritten law as his defense"
We'll, l guess there is plenty of
snow in the hills now" said an irrev-
erent son of Belial as he met Mis-
sourian this morning.
A month or six weeks ago there
we're good many prayers for more
snow in the hills. Well, the prayers
have been answered.
A man't descriptive ability doesn't
amount to much when it comes to
telling about a woman's hat
Canon City people should send down
to Kansas for copy of the bylaws
of the Don't Worry" club.
| IL the present rate keeps up, all the
men will finally be lawyers. and all
the women stenographers.
Street Supervisor George was out
early with the snow pillow. He had a
steady job all day, too.
| A kiss on the cheek Is like many
other substitutes guaranteed to be
Just as good; It isn't.
You can get good idea Of perse-
verance by trying to convince hen
she doesn't want to set.
When man does wrong hie rela-
tives have great deal to say about
the family honor"
H Every girl thinks she should marry
a man who makes ten times ~ much
1 az her father