The Washington herald., 1907-09-30


arouses our suspicion. How many of
them really know what they are talking
about?
1t appears that every oficeholder in
the Schmitz ring has been renominated
in San Francisco except Schmitz him
self. II San Francisco really likes that
sort Of thing. why should 1t hesitate to
play out the entire string?
1t appears, from the figures Of a
Standard official, that Mr. Rockefeller
lost Sl07O00,0O0 and gave away $i0l, ,O00,O ,O0o
during the time he was making Sl47 O0O. 100.
Evidently he had pretty fair running
start in the game.
Mr.. Roosevelt's spear may know no
bro,ter, but his tennis racquet appears
TO have been introduced TO its master
Be not vaingIorious or puffed up. Had
the Pilgrim Fathers come over in the
Lusitania, doubtless they would have
come steerage
A New York automobiles deliberately
ran his machine over a thirty-foot en-
bankment recently. Probably the man
was tired of attempting to climb trees
and mount telegraph poles.
There appears to be nothing more seri-
Gus than a constructive reccss between
the sins OF the busted trusts.
An Atlanta man was arrested recently
for unnecessarily exploiting q paten.
medicine jag We should think that
style Of convivial enjoyment might be
kept in quarantine until after the 1st
of January.
Those forty Fairbanks cocktails simply
will not down" says the Kansas CITY
Journal On the contrary. the only sure
thing about them is that they were put
down.
Or. Wiley wants to organize a soft
drink squad" We do not believe this
viii be nearly so easy TO recruit as his
famous booze squad
The Augusta Chronicle thinks that
Tom Watson is really the man behind
the gun in Jawjaw these days Guess
he is the man behind the pop" gun,
anyhow
Texas may be, as the Houston Post
insists. the spot where the Garden Of
Eden was originally located. but the
editor OF the paper still has gumption
enough to come 10 Washington when he
wants to enjoy life.
His grace the Lord Bishop Of London
Mo -
il appears. whereas the French Ambas-
sadOr and the German Ambassador are
only fair 20 middling artists Epoch
marking diplomatic complications may
follow this discovery.
Harper's Magazine has an article about
a man who danced for nine days with
practically no rest. A sort Of nine days
wonder, evidently.
Even If the English language contained
q. 10000 words IL would stul be impos-
sible for Chancellor Day 90 express him
self according 10 his feelings.
Mr.. Andrew Carnegie may feel that he
should die on the threshold OF the poor
house. but he doesn't seem 70 care par
ticularly te have the tax collector help
him get there in time
A number Of people are so distressed
concerning the business morals Of Mr.
John ID. Rockefeller that they actually
would do those things themselves II they
had the chance, just TO keep the old
fellow in the straight and narrow path
It is said that the looking glass never
reflects the true appearance Of any one.
This VIII be cOnsoling news 10 gentlemen
who occasionally arise with dark brown
taste in their mouths, accompanied by a
grim determination not 20 do Il again.
Those Louisiana bears must be almost
as happy as a turkey three days before
Thanksgiving.
The beef trust puts up the price Of beef
cents. and the retailer puts il up
DC course, the reason why is just as clear
as mud.