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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-06-03

The roses may be a trf6e late thiss year. but the brides Meaven bless 'em) will be on deck ss usual. Can you land I sm speaking to the fair bridesl afford to run Into the frst sn,aIl store you come to Css perhaps you usually dol when the largest variety within twenty-five miles of wsteFbury Is open to you You do not vfsh to make him bay new shoes rery soon and four pair should he Ia your frous- seau- White sandals for the erent. Boots and Ties in Nancy Dodzr ss Waterbury Girl szso. Fair Mad sa Also q pair of House s'ipp<nx
 DODGE'S BIG STORE ss-ss sossh nsin FAoss sss-s1
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-06-03

SdtuOilC w OUltu dSSOCldt1Ou.
 Abraham Lincoln camp, s. of V.
 Sterling commandery, U. o. G. c.
 Rosedale camp, 9615, M. w. of A.
 Concordia Singing society re- hearsal.
 Friendly league, school Of house. keeping. public school cookery, a. m., 1:30 p. m.; first course cook cry, 7:30 p. m.; domestic arts, dressmaking 7:30, shirt waist suits 7:30, sewing 9:30 a. m., embroid- cry 7:S0; physical training, ad- vanced 7:s0, beginners S:S0; home nursing.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-06-03

Would you be without what you want when a 25c Ad might get it?
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-06-03
MEETINGS TONIGHT.

Barbers' union.
 Solderers' union. Musicians union. Board of aldermen. Turn Verein Vorwarts. Nutmeg lodge, P. of A. Court Vigilant, F. Of A. St Thomas Cadets A. A. Magnolia lodge, K. of c. Painters and Decorators. Journeymen Horseshoers. Mohawk council, o. H. c. Waterbury Debating club. Brass City lodge, N. E. O. P. Mattatuck lodge, N. E. O. P. Townsend lodge, I. O. O. F. Past Chief Rangers, F. of A. .
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Long Live The KinQi

is the popular cry throughout Euro
pean countries; while in America,
the cry OF the present day is
"Long live DR.. Kings New Dis
covery, King of Throat and Lung
Remediesp' ofwhich Mrs. Julia Ryder
Paine, Truro, Mass, says; ut never
fails to give immediate relief and to
quickly cure cough or cold" Mrs.
Paine's opinion is shared by majori-
ty of the inhabitants of this country.
New Discovery cures weak lungs and
sore Threats after all other remedies
have failed; and for coughs and colds
it's the only sure cure: Guaranteed by
All Druggists soc and S1.00. Trial bot
tie free. mo.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
G.B. BurhansTestifies After -Four Y ear.

G.B. Burhans Testifies After -Four Years
g. B. Burhans, of Carlisle Center,
n. T., writes: "Abeut four years ago
| wrote you stating that had been
entirely cured of a severe kidney trou-
BILE by taking less than two bottles of
Foley's Kidney Cure. 1t entirely stop
ped the brick dust sediment, and pain
and symptoms Of kidney disease dis
appeared. l am glad to say that | have
never had a return of any of those
symptoms during the four years thai
have elapsed and L am evidently cured
to stay cured, and heartily recommend
Foley's Kidney Cure to any one stuff
ring from kidney or bladder trouble.
Sold by All Drug gist. mo.
Obi my stomach's very uncertain
thing,
| suffered the ltorment that costive-
ness brings,
But now am happy, normal and free,
A miracle wrought by HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea.
limo. G. w. Tabler
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
aIusn,s AssauIta Ghas,

Berlin, July 1S.-.A citizen of Wasun-
gen named Beach has just pleaded
mainly to the court Of criminal appeal
at Meiningen his right to attack a
ghost. The story begins on Decem Der
81, when a fellow citizen named Koe-
mig told Bach if he would share his
night vigil as fire Waterman he would
see Pickering light il the church
yard, as Keenig had known for years
when the old year died.
Bach went armed with a revolver and
sword. He saw spectral light and
ran TO the churchyard, where he hailed
dim figure. Receiving no reply he
slashed with his sword. The wound
caused the ghost to cry for mercy. The
ghosl proved to be man who, infiu-
ehced by an ancient superstitution.
burned branches ofa certain tree in
the churchyard to immunize himself
and others from supposed evils.
Bach was subsequently sentenced to
SIX months imprisonment for wound
ing him. He appealed on the ground
that he really attacked a spectre and it
was merely an accident that he had
hurt man. The judges seem to have
held that .eyen ghost lis entitled to
protection, and the sentence was con-
firmed.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02

Oyster Bay, n. Y.-Mrs. Theodore
Roosevelt has essayed the role of re-
former. 1t is not the railroads, the cor
porations nor the nature fairs that
have fallen under the ban of the first
lady of the land. According to an init
mate friend, the Presidents wife has
decided to discard her corsets. All the
feminine instruments of torture in her
wardrobe will be thrown into the gar
bage heap and that she will hereaftCr
wage unceasing war on physical tor
lures. If Mrs. Roosevelt is successful
in her crusade the contest will be re-
legased to the libo of antiquity, along
with the hoop skirt and the hustle. As
result, the wasp-like waist bids fair
to go out of fashion, and the Venus
form, long admired but seldom emu
lated to have its inning.
Mrs. Rooseveltis action as sar.c-
rial reform, er is not without prece0ent.
When Mrs. Cleveland was Americas
first lady, she placed an eternal taboo
on the bus. ie and put the ban of Off
cial displeasure on that lideous instru-
men of de iormity. At THAI time the
hustle b; grown to an enormous size
and caus@l the American woman to
assn he & resem blance to the hump
backed SD p Of the desert. Mrs, Cleve
lands act was speedily followed by the
nations femilily and the bustle be-
came bsck number.
The opposition of Mrs. Roosevelt to
the corset is based on hygienic facts
not unrelated to the subject of race sui
eide. She believes that the compress
ing of vital organs by means of stays
has become positive menace and
crime against future generations,
Such crusade Will not be with
out its effect in the financial
world, since millions of dollors are in
vested in corset manufacture in this
country, and any attempt to bring
these articles of feminine attire into
disrepute will not .be accomplished
without determined fight on the par
of the vested-or "corsetedn Interests
of the nation.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
The Limit OF Life.

The most eminent medical scientists
are unanimous in the conclusion that
the general accepted limitation of hui
man life is many years below the at
tunment possible with the advanced
Knowledge of which the race is no "
possessed. The critical period, that de-
termines its duration, seems to be-
tween 80 and so, the proper care of the
body during this decade cannot be too
strongly urged; carelessness then being
fatal to longevity; Natures best help
er after 90 is Electric Bitters, the scIen :
every organ of the body. Guaranteed
by All Druggist. SOC. limo.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Wan Against Consumpti

All nations are endeavoring to check
the ravages of consumption, the swhite
plague" that claims so many victims
each year Foley's Honey and Tar
cures coughs and colds perfectly and
you are in no danger of consumption.
Do not risk your health by taking some
unknown preparation when Foley's
Honey and Tar is safe and certain in
results. Ask for Foley's Honey and
Tar and insist upon having 1t.
Everybody loves our baby, rosy, sweet
and warm,
With kissy places on her neck and
on her arms.
Once she was SO thin and cross, used
to cry with pain
Mother gave her Cascasweet, now she's
well again.
Sold by w. S. Harper and c. w. Tab
Ter. mo.
''We never repent of eating too lit
tlen was one of the ten rules of life of
Thomas Jefferson, president of the
United States, and the rule applies to
every one without exception during
this hot weather, because it is hard for
food, even in small quantities to be di-
gested when likelihood is at high tenn
perature. Al lhls season we should eat
sparingly and properly. We should al
so help the stomach as much as poss'-
BILE by the use of little Kodol for In
digestion and Dyspepsia, which will
rest the stomach by digesting the food
itself, Sold by w. 8. harper and c. w
Tabler. mo.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
CURE YOUR KIDN EYS.
Do not Endanger Life When Mar
tinshurg Citizen Shows
You the Cure:

You the Cure:
Why will people continue to suffer
the agonies of kidney complaint, back
ache, urinary, disorders, lameness,
headaches, languor, why allow them
selves TO become chronic invalids,
when certain cure Is offered them?
Dos ms Kidney Pills is the remedy
to use, because it gives to the kidneys
the help they need to perform Their
work.
If you have Sny, even one, of the
symptoms of kidney diseases, cure
yourself now, before diabetes, dropsy
or Bright's disease sets in. Read this
Martinsburg testimony:
Edward Dunn, farmer, living on
High street, Blenders Addition, Mar
tin.burg, w. Va, says; ~ have used
Doan's Kidney Pills and never had
any remedy to act SO quickly and EFF
fectively. | suffered for years with
pains in my back and at times was
almost crippled. My kidneys were
much disordered and | was caused
great annoyance on account of the ir-
regularity of the secretions, getting up
many times during the night and thus
breaking up my rest. | used many
rem edies and was treated by physi-
clan but obtained no permanent relief.
| gradually grew worse until was adj
vised to try Doan's Kidney Pills.
procured a box at E. c. Shepherds
drug store and short treatment with
this wonderful remedy effected a COM
plete cure. The pains were driven from
my back and the kidneys were restored
to perfect health. Doan's Kidney Pills
have my hearty endorsement"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name Doan's and
take no other.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Was Wasting Away.

81 had been troubled with kidney
disease for the last five years." writes
Robert K. Watts, OF Salem, Mo. 81
lost flesh and never felt well and doc
tored with leading physicians "a tried
all remedies suggested without relief.
Finally L tried Foleys Kidney Cure
and less than two bottles COM
| pleteJy ou1ed ne an dl am now
souno and WELL" During the summer
kidney irregularities are often caused
by excessive drinking or being over
heated. Attend to the kidneys at once
by using Foley's Kidney Cure.
The secret of ia. hionable beauty. |
| asked the question of beauty special
list. Ia order to be round, rosy and very
stylish, take HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets.
limo. G. w. Tabler
Cheapest accident nsurance-Dr.
Thomas Eclectric Oil. Stops the pain
and heals the wound. All druggists sell
| it.
1t flows like electricity through your
veins; it does the work. Ifyou are vast
ing away, take HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea 80 cents, Tea or Tablets.
limo. &. w. TabIer
John Riha, prominent dealer of
Winning, Ia, says, 81 have been selling
DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills for
about year and they give better sat
isfactiona than any pill ever sold.
There are dozenspeople here who
have used them and they give perfect
satisfaction in every case. | have used
them myself with fine results.u Sold
by w. S. Harper and G. w. Tabler.
I'm.
Those who have stomach trouble, no
matter how slight, should give every
possible help to the digestive organs,
so that the food may be digested with
the least effort. This may be done by
taking something that contains natur-
al digestive properties something like
Kodol for Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
Kodol lis preparation of vegetable
acids and contains the very same juices
found in healthy stomach. 1t digests
what you eat. Sold by w. S. Harper
and G. w. Tabler mo.
| DeWitts Little Early Risers don't
sicken or .grlpe. Small Pills, easy to
take. Sold by w. S. Harper and G. w,
Tabler. mo.
Keep the pores open and the skin
clean when you have cut, burn,
bruise or scratch. DeWitts Carboliztd
Witch Hazel Salvepenetrates the pores
nd heals quickly. Sold by w. S. Har-
y 81 and G. w Tabler limo.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Was In Poor Health For Years.

Ira w. Kelley, of Mansfield, Pa,
writes; 81 was in poor health for two
years, suffering with kidney and blad-
der trouble, and spent considerable
money consulting physicians without
obtaining any marked benefit, but was
cured by Foley's Kidney Cure, and 1
desire to add my testimony that it may
be the cause of restoring the health of
others'' Refuse substitutes. Sold by
All Druggist. mo.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02

Mother Grays Sweet Powders for Children
used bytMother Gray, nurse in ChiIdrt n
Home, New York, BI eak up Colds in 81 heuIs
cure Feyerlshness. Headache, Stomach
Troubles, Teething Disorders, and Destroy
ing worms. At all druggists -25 C. Saml Ell
mailed free address Allen S.OlmsteId,Le Roy
n. Y
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Use Aliens Foot Ease

A WIDER to be shaken into the shoes. Your
feet feel swollen, nervous and damp. and gel
tired easily. Ifyou have aching feet, try AL
lens Foot-Ease. 1t rests the feet and makes
swollen sweating feet, blisters and Gallon
Spots Relieves Chilblains, corns and bun
ions, all kind and gives rest aud cornfort.
stores, POE don't accept any substitute. Tria-
paeksee free Address, Allen 8. Olmstead, l. {
Roy N Y
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
ELY Bros,
So Warren St, N. Y.
500 Reward. 800.

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure IN all its stages, and
that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is
the only positive cure now knowR.t TO
the medical fraternity. Catarrh bSkg
constitutional disease, requires a on
stltutional treatment. Halls Catassh
Cure is taken internally, acting dirsk-
ly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
OF the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in
doing its work. The proprieters have
so much faith in its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of test monials.
Address; f. j. Cheney, & Co.,
Toledo, 0,
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Fan lily Pills for Consti-
patton.
mo.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Trustee Sale
OF Valuable
Town Real Estate.

By virtue of the authority vested IN m
the undersigned trustee, by virtue OF a deed
of trust made by Fielding Ford on the Eth
day OF May, 1902, to W, Z. Kilmer, trustee,
which said deed of t-ust is oil record in the
Land Records of Berkeley County, West Vir-
ginia, in Deadlock No. lo2, page l36, will
offer at public auction at the fr Mt do o.
the Court house in Martinsburg, Berkeley
County, W Va, on
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02

Cocaine which dulls the nerves nev :
er yet cqved Nasal Catarrh. The heavy
feeling in the forehead, the stuffed up
sensation and the watery discharge
from eyes and noses, along with all
the other miseries attending the dis
ease, are put to rout by Elys Cream
Balm Smell, taste, and hearing ate're-
stored, breathing is normal. Until xpu
try this remedy, you can form no idea
of the good it will do you. Is applied
directly to the sore spot. All druggists
soc. Mailed by
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Saturday Aug. 10 1907

at /. 30 o'clock, p m. that certain lot, with
improvements ther on situate in the District
# Martinsbnrg. county of Berkeley ana state
Street in the town of Marlinsburg, W. Va,
adjoidine The lois of Come ly) Blown, con-
tanning
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02

Cream Balm, is place into the nostrls. spreads
ever .ae menorane 81 IS absorbed ReleI Is I'M
1lsuaIe az cure blows = sna' r-vlr" -ioes
moi oroauee ,neezlns aabge size 80 ems a: Jrns
gists OF DIV man, Trial size & GEMS.
Ny eRoTHERs. Sc Warner street tss7 Sors
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02

Eight fine lots each 80 X 800 feet an
Il altw ay, Nd, at q. V. r. r. static
and half way between Hagerstown and
Williamsport on the pike and trolley
line, improved by fine new 7-reem
ouse, all necessary outbuildings and
large lot of fruit trees. Cistern pump
On the porch. 81 500, half cash and tie
balance on time to suit purchaser
all ON or address, l. M. wakeman,
R. R. Box l19, Hagerstown, Md.
5244t
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Endorsed By The County.

"The most popular remedy in Otsego
County, and the best friend of my fam
ily," writes VIM. Nj Dietz, editor and
publisher of the Otsego Journal, Gill
bertsville, n. y, sis DIR. Kings Dis
covery. 1t has proved to be an infaIli-
BILE cure for coughs and colds, making
short work of the worst of them. We
always keep bottle IN the house. be-
lieve it to be the most valuable pre-
scription known for Lung and Throat
trouble. Guaranteed 10 never disappoint
the tat er, by All Druggist. Price 5Oc
and Sl.00. Trial bottle free. ms.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
81 Feet

on said Raleigh Street, and running back of
even width % feet to an alley, marked on
the plat of lots laid off and sold by John
Palnte as Lot No. 80 and being the same
property which was conveyed TO one Lewis
ford by deed from Adam Howard and ife,
dated the 9Th day of October, .S65, and of rec
oId in the on ce OF the Clerk OF the County
Court OF Berkeley County, w. Va, in Deed
Book No. So, page III. The said Lewis Ford
above named ha wing died interstate, leaving
as his heiis-at-Law the said Fielding Ford.
the grantor herein, and also " iliam Ford,
Rober Ford, Virginia Ford William Fairfax
and Lewis Fairfax the said william Ford, Rob
ert Ford. Virginia Ford, VIM. Fairfax and
Lewis Fairfax having conveyed their in
terest in said
Real Estate
to Fielding Ford by deed bearing date the 18th
day of May, leo2, which said deed is oil
record IN the office of the Clerk of the County
Court of Berkeley County w. Va, IN Deed
Book No. lo2 page2.
TERMS OF SALE:
One-third Q-3) of the purchase money cash
on day of sale: the residue in two equal an
pual payments, with interest from day of sale;
the deferred payments TO be secured ny
deed of trust on the property sold.
w. q, KILMER,trrustee.
Geo, W. Keesecker, Auct.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02

81 suffered habitually from constipa-
ton. Doon's ReguIets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, 50 that they
have been regular ever since. A. i.
Davis, grocer, sulphur Springs, Tex.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
6 Head Hogs

ali fine shoats will weigh about loo lbs. each
loo Plymouth Rock Chickens
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Farming indictments


2 two-horse wagons, one of which is coed as
new, spring wagon, buggy, carriage good as
new, good binder, horse rake. mower, buggy
pillow. corn harvester, smoothing harrow
spring tooth harrow, half interest in disc har-
row, 3barshear plows wheat fan, hay ladders
stick wagon, hand corn shelter, carriage
poles. corn eoverer, cultivator, 4 shovel plows
corr planter. set double harness complete, set
single harness, weeder pillow, wheelbarrow,
cutting box, 2 sets breechbands, sets front
gears, sets pillow gears blind brides, Hiding
saddle, collars, wheat drll', sleigh, corn
lot single ard double trees, saw, steelyards,
coru dronper, straw knife, sleign BELLS post
hole digger, forks, rakes, hoes, log chain,
spreaders, set carpenter tools, lot old iron.
Household Goods
set dining chairs, 3 rockers, tables, stand,
bureau and mirror, bedsteads, mattress,
some bedding, cook stove AID fixtures, heat
ing stove and pipe, washing machine. sew
ing machine, clock, 3 stands of bees, lot of pic
lures, and many other articles not necessary
to mention.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Terms

of slo or over by givin" note with approved
security negotiable and payable at the Peo-
pies trust Company with interest from date
but if paid at maturity interest RENTED.
Nothing to be removed until settled or. Under
slo cash.
John H. Mcbride Admir-.
Dodd & Hoffman, Aucs.
NJ Graham Clerk
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-08-02
Tuesday August 3 1907
( Head of Horses

beginning at 10 a. m. an is personal property
tO-Wit:
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1907-09-26
Buford's Bridge Breezes.

OLAR, September 29.-Mrs. w. M
Walker, of Bamberg, has been visit
ing her parents at "the oaks
Mrs. Asbury Kirkland and children
have gone to Mullins to visit Mrs.
Kirkland's sister, Ms. Fielder.
It will be to the sorrow of DR.. N.
F. Kirkland's many friends to know
he has been suffering very much for
the past few weeks. DR.. Kirkland
is known miles around. Heis "a man
who has made his mark" in the
world and is loved by everybody.
Erma Coleman has returned from
a visit to her father, and was accom-
panied by DR.. Coleman.
Mr.. R. M. Kearse went to Ehr-
hardt on business Thursday.
Misses Ethel and Nell Kearse en-
tertained a large number of their
friends last Friday evening. After
the games were over delightful re-
freshments were served. Every
body present enjoyed the evening
very much.
Miss Ollie Rhode, Of Hartzog, is
with Miss Sue Kirkland this week.
Messrs. Marker Gooding and Her
man Lightsey, of Brunson, visited
the home of Miss Kathleen Kearse
last Friday.
Misses Kathleen and Nell Kearse
leave the 25th for Columbia college.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1907-09-26
Railroad Meeting.

The railroad meeting in the opera
house last Thursday evening was well
attended by our business men, all Of
whom were earnest and enthusiastic
in regard to the proposition. Mayor
Hair presided over the meeting, and
Mr.. M. w. Brabham acted as secre-
tary. Several gentlemen addressed
the meeting in favor of the railroad,
and it was moved and carried that
the books of subscription to the capi-
tai stock be opened, notice of which
will be found in another column. At
this meeting pledges amounting to
nearly SO, 100000 were secured. An
other meeting will be held Thursday
evening, October 3rd, when the or
ganization of the company will take
place.
After the railroad matter was con-
cluded, the suggestion that a busi-
ness league be organized Eaet with a
hearty response. A number OF names
were enrolled as members and COM
mittee to secure constitution and
bylaws was appointed.
The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1907-09-26
Col. Bacon on q Sleeper.

Col. Jas. T. Bacon, editor of the
Edgefeld Chronicle, thus describes
his experiences in a Pullman car:
''It is pleasant to sit in Pullman
sleeper during the day, but to 60 to
bed in one is an awful ordeal. 1t is
a terrible thing to have to contend
with insolent porters, and fat, pudgy.
fussy old women, and nasty, snutfy
old men that snore like sea-horses,
and nursing mothers (poor things3
who are obliged to nourish their
wretched, kicking, yelling young
right before your eyes, and young
men who hugger-mugger secretly
over a quart bottle of Three Feathers,
and big boys who jump and bump
and thump and hump and dump, and
summer girls with white stockings
and rusty elbows and enormous hats.
And then you can't undress without
exposing your entire nakedness to
the multitude, and then you can't
dress in the morning without bright
sunlight being thrown upon your
wretched anatomy