Troy weekly news. (Troy, Idaho) 1897-1933, 1907-11-15
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How Is the new house you're build Il
Ing coming on?" Very we'll. We've p
just reached the second mortgage I
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John, why are you raising that win
dow7 Don't you know will be unable /.
to speak above whisper by mornlng"
Yes."-Houston Post.
"Once 1 wrote my name on an egg" /
Did you get letter, Maude?" YES; &
two years later from an actor |
Louisville Courier Journal.
Redd-See the picture l had taken
In my automobile? Greene-Yes. Nat
urai don't you think so?" Every. The
machine is standing still."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Fifty Years Hence.-"Run, boysl
Here comes that old nuisance"
whats the matter with hlm?" HE
remembers the spring of 1907."-Wash-
ington Herald.
Nimrod-Are you fond of huntingY |
Gyer-It all depends. Nimrod-De-
ponds on what? Gyer-Whether l am
hunting game or a collar button.-Chi-
cago Daily News.
Literal.-"What have you got in the
shape of cucumbers this morningf'
asked the customer of the new gro
Gerry clerk Nothing but bananas.
ma am. Everybody
Little Fred-Why is it that women
5 are always complaining about their
Z servants? Little Elsie-Oh, that's just
- to let people know they can afford to
have 'em.-Chicago News.
:. Marryat-So that great inventor is
dead, and his wonderful secret Is lost.
Newitt-Not at ALL He told his wife
10 Just before he died. NARRATIVES,
il that's what Observation-Disclosures
Press
whats the difference between vision
Is and sight?" "See those two girls across
" the street?" "Yes." "Well, the pretty
one 1 would call vision, but the other
one-shes a sight. "-Cleveland Plain
in Dealer.
" Darling" he said, what would you
do If I should die? Tell me-" please
. don't suggest such thing said his
/ wife. L can't bear the thought OF O
Y stepfather for our little boy. Brook
I Ign Life.
| Church, see a prisoner In a Jersey
oI prison has been allowed the use of Ill
i fiddle in the face of the remonstranc
| of the keepers family. Gotham-Who'
| being punished, anyway? - Yorker
Statesman.
The boarding house keeper said t
II the servant preparing the dinner
VI Mary, will the strawberries
Ii aroundY Hardly. num-" replied III
| .eryant. There's one strawDerr
Judge.
! "Rut are you sure" he asked, "th'
n you love me for myself" How ca
II Won ask me that, dear?' she reproac
81 fully answered. 81 would marry yc
ri even If you hadn't more than S7oo'ooO
81 Chicago Record-Herald.
- Ma, sis Is just home from the nal
,urz dresser's. and she's In tearing rag
II WHATS wrecked her temperT
NOT sure. but | rather think II was
D head-on collision caused by mlspac
.vv,tch baltimore American.
Kr,cker-There are plenty OF boo
telling how to save life while wa
ing for the doctor Bocker-Hes Nn
we need Is one telling the young uoc'
how to save his life while waiting
q tha natlent.-Harper's Bazaar.
! Owner Of Motor Car Ito chauiIeu
Have YOU recommendation III
YOUR last employer? Chauffeur!
cir. but I can get one in the course
ortb or so. Owner of Motor Ca
why the delay? Chauifeur-ile :
the hospital.-Tit-Bits.
- Judge" said Mrs. Starvem 10
MAGISTRATE who had recently come
hoord with her. I'm particularly d
tons TO have you try this chicken sou
"I have tried it," replied the Hi"
+rota "and my decision Is tnal
O. chicken has proven an ailoi' IL
!" loc. cling Mans Magazine.
d. Cal. A couple of men we're chatting !
~s club smoking room about lrlenu
( h,s motor. "He seems to DE very
satisfied with It," remarked one,
S Tas Hasn't paid copper in rep
,rc} al tbe nine months he's had It, ne
iEo\ 40 I'm! I heard the same S
~ from the fellow who's done al '"'
. pairs."-Life.
Sad.