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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27
Hcttnna ans Sccnotb.

@ieocr bnben oeutihe Seclclltc I'M
ter auBeroroentlih ihwierigcn Ser
bultnilIen cine riibmenSmertbe Het-
tungstbat %pollbradt. Captain Ship.
per, Silbrer oeS ser .Sanieotilherl
0anlpfcr . Gompagnie" IN @anburg
geborenoen Campers .0upbne," be-
rid)tet SolgenoeS: n@0brcnb Ser
0ompfer, Der lid in Charter Der
Samburg . amerifo e.. 2inie bcfano,
pon Nngoiufi nod SlaOipoitot iubr,
lid)teten mir am 10. 0e5ember 1906
Elm Sdiif oos Notbiignnle CAB. Mir
nGbcrtei ms ibm uno bemerttcn baB
eS ooS iapanilde Segelldiii n@po-
ibio Warll" mar, ooS lif III biilfIoier
Sage beiano, 0a cS ollie Maiten mo
Segel uerloren bate; Die Wonnihait
flnnrnerte lid biilicruieno al Dem
@rad az. Srob ser id)ipcren Sec
lieBcn mir iofort cin Hettungsboot
binab; mir erreiftcn Die Shiifbriie
di9en uto permod)tcn III 0rei 6ubr.
ten mittelit bieieS 9ootcs, ipcrrn alid
inter unidglihen Sdnicrigfciten,
Die %gciammte, ais pier5ebn Ecrionci,
bcitebenoe Wonnid)oit ST. rcttcn mo
aui Die n9aphne" 81 bringen. Gas
G%ettungsboot itono inter 9eiebl bes
5lueiten Siii5iers, Srn. Marocr. Nils
oas Boot gum oritten Wale feline
8obrt oitrot, ginsen mebrcre See'n
bariiber binmeg; mnunterbrpd)en tobte
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

cine 9ilnitige @elcgenDelt uro ne be-
ieBen Die moroffontihe 8ren3ltoot
Ou0ia. Die frau56iiiGe @eicui1oIt,
melhe IN Moroffo Stotionen fiir
6lmfen-G Z Geographic einjuriften be-
obiidtigt, bat, mic Ger Eorilcr
rlempS" berid)tct bic 5ltr N~llfItcl-
lung ser WoItcn crforOcrIid)cn
@rlnOitiidc gefouit, rat abcr Iilr Die
Grri6tltng Ger Stotioncn bic @eneb'
mi0ll19 0es Mgb5cl nif)t e%tn9cboIt.
9cren bebiitie es olld) nid)t, Oa Die
6rnten8 Geographic fiir Die Grrib-
tltng Der Moiten feline foffentliden
El0be oOer StroBcn IN Nnlprrb
ltebme. Sic @eitimmungen Der Alges
ciruS. 2ltte f6nntcn iih ni6t oitf Die
6untcn-G Z Geographic bc5tcbert. @oS
mobl Die fron50iii6c Hegiernng Io8en
menll cine oual0n0iide Sc
icQi6oit in fronj0itidJcnh SdIen
ernerben ru1O Oarouf einen
orabtloien eIeftril6cn 9etric6 einrid)'
ten mollte?
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

Gin i~tarfcr Sturm aus ~9torOmeit, SIT
Dem iih nod Elm beitiges Shneege.
it6ber, Gas ieOe glrSiift rnnoglid
mat)te, geicllte. llnicrc Monnidof-
ten biclten ober 10 poder Stono, 0oB
lie idlicblih ald) Die lebtc Io>r
gliiflid) 1tllo nit poIlcm Griolg CT
leoigen fonntcn. Die Sdifibriidigen
bcfanoen lid in p0Qi8 erif0pftem
3uItonoe, oo lie fiinf Gage obne @ols
ier uno oblIe gtubrmg5mittel geblie=
ben marcn. @ir bro6tcn lie an SorO
in marme Hdume un0 uerloben lie NIT
Nabrung un0 &leiolmg. @ei Der PIN
tllltit in Sla0iooltof botten iie it'd
i6mmtlit iomeit erbolt, oaB lie feline
Spltr Der crlebten Strapa5en me6r
5ei9ten ulto mobl un0 mtntcr bon
inns Der Saien : Snipeftion itberlples
len mcr0en fonnten." (Som6urger
VctrGge.)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27
@iQiam Gppf'S
ippblbefannte ST5 SeetOignnsen nmfaNen:

prattpolen Gare, nit ihpurBem aud. ipelBem
ODER erliiem Bllib iiber5ogen, auberen Saiten,
9eerbigunss . Mn6eige. GtnDalinmiren,, Sano'
f6u1c, 1rdlerfIur, 2phtenbemo ODER 9cde, Seti'
ruing oeS Srabcs, 9eihenna9en, fets meme
autfben. Bugs, StiibIe. Gidter, Seuhier lTiS
Srupcrie'u.
Mlies uuniidnoig S75. seine Grtrasspeicn.
$50 - N~crianbt orn 3eiden $50.
9lneere Seeroi1una $50. 500 NIB S14O.
3urtbs Nno observation-disclosures.
geibe Ielep1one. Iag uiio Nabt.
(Sft4-i
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27
SrfauntlmadJungcn.

q | NJ 0 I c, Y. W1nt3 1UU
Spnnrntp nm npriipapItr Nfunrhntp mn

Baltimore, %. Wiir3 1906.
Separate uilo Deriie9eltc stngcbote, at ben
yNoaro Of 9%iiCaroS," 0Gre Of The Gin ~Jte9iiter, "
%aorelitrt, peroet bonn Sta0ts9tegiitrator IN ieis
llcm Siirenlt int 9atDbaus bis Wiittuud), bcn 3.
April, II iibr GormIttass, eutGeacr aenpmlneu
iiir ole giipellirung, Den @oiiellbau, 9taloiteins
ban InO Die FtlaiierlI1g MT !9tacaoalt Oct
SomuHoiOHs9peIliic, BON Der Baltimore llilo
decentralization" bis 5ur Spclten Strabc,
unb Der
Garroa.G trnBe, bon Der GatoltAbenue bis
eur Mbten StraBc.
SpcBllifatiouen mo g(ngebots- SorrluIare iuers
ben uit gpplifaiion in 0iefem YiireGu %nelieiert,
no BlGne uno &rofile eingeieben peroeR tons
Ttett.
Die Guntrnit.G ss9ebbroe bebdIt ii6
bas Jtebt Dor, irgelto nelbe mo uae @ngebote
5lt oerluerien. Sin beglnubigter Gbed IN Oct
p66e oeS in ben Gpe6lfifationen anaeoebenen
NetrageS, 5a6lbnr an oen .ptabur uno Stuotrntb
BON Baltimore, nub ieoeut Iltaebot ~beigefiIgt
feiH.
Snmcs $. Smith,
ErdItocnt Der OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
eugene s. Nuogers,
Glerf.
0eftdtigt:
Geo. u. 6aitbcr,
Yrdiioent oer Observation-Disclosures.
@rsCfticio.
(Dtdr522, 23,2 %, 26.27. 2s, 20. 80, gtpriIt ~
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

9tiOcou gebrad)t, ser Eolitit ul0 ben
Eolitifern cntriidt, iinO &critoOtli.
dung observation-disclosures Elm 6eBt.
ldln0.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27
Ncrmnn llrlahs.

IS ftnrb an 20. Mir} 1907 mad furjcr
@ranibcit 0ernann llrlGDe, acltebter @atte
Iubrrn. Sic 0eeroieumQ itnbct 9uuneritag,
IA llbr 0n1mittnes, non ieiucr lebtel 9Sobs
Hlng. Gr. 500, Siios9WlcUs Styabc, aus itutt.
NeiieBung priOatim uui Der "9l. 9er5 GeIle'
TORN " tSf-I)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27
&eriidjcrungs-I usipeiie.
2urd bas gerRaerunss. o. partement.

Gunoeniirtcr 9luSiueiS iiber ben etano Der
~uilniteo StatcS wife Suiurancc 6pmpaanie"
uon gieusyurt am 81. 9e6cmber 1906.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27
Wuthabeu,

8utbabeu.
Bon Der 8cfeul6ait geetgneteS
8riinoeigentbim . .......... 5 2,4s5.S 81
SDpotbeiensS arleben nnf 8runos
eieentbum =. ............. 3,957,45O. 90
raj -. .................... 100, OOO.O 90
&Grleben an BoIicensSnDuber auf
bic @uIiceu Der Goulpa gnie. =. 0St ,034. SO
TrdmieIt : 98ehieI uif nuSges
iteuie RoIiceu nlf Die So
476.00, Die Yrlrtie oeS eriteu
Sabres, fino ............. 65,532.s2
Gitcften rro Sblinniionen, bon
Der @cicuf60tf S%erisnei 49,. $3.50, 1870
Truii. Gompngnic'n -. ...... 5s.3t3.00
unS Mictbcu -. ......o.... O3,o37.42
8rdmien ............o.1.. 1913, Go3.9 90
9lecnten ? Nilnn5eu 29,tS3.OG.
gSedbieI $500 ............. 29.433. &C
Wuritlpertb oeS @rItH0eigeHibunlS
fiber ben YuG1iuert0 ......... 10.514.10
Marltlucrtb Der Sonos Ino NiiieII
iiber 6cH Wli6lpcrtb. ........ 2s,9s3.t4
suc -urocret @utbabcu ........ 10, 900. 90
Vrlttos G5utba6cn E. .......... $685., 1914
RidIt 5ngcitanccne 8utbabcn.
ggentcn : StlanBen,
iiber orei WIonate
11lli9 . ......,... l4,444.O2
gBediel ........... 10000
- A. GOA. O2
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27
Snngc 0amen! Wadt Gudj oiefe
Offcrte III Yutc.

NTTtF0t Ou HtHVS@
gBir biIacn lei. eine aIaffe fir inuee 9annen
In nnterer Glcrtrie Tamenihneiber . epjteu.
SdnIc. giner bet gsortbeiIe an Der Setbeiiss
eure oieier aIaiie Ut Der, FAB .s6ilerinnen
erlaiibt 1T, an tbren eieenen aleioerE 5i OF.
sufamueii ireten. epesiene SorIefunssn apei
uho orei DIAL Die s8ode. .SreeIlo eire iniee
Saiuc, Die cine fashionable S6meioerin gu ;oer'
ben iuiifftt, fonte fH oiefe Sfferte 81 ssiiten
MADDEN.
Tiir weiiere s~usiunft t6reibe ober nenbe
man flo an fri. W. 8nters, Ne. 3O2s neeh'
earatsss-. 96s SspasSsets. (S7o|
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

Hoiulano'S tiirfiide SGber,
Equitable. @cbdRSe, Spftautt srgea. etets offsa.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

GoS Sber.S tuotSgeri6 t
bon Sn0iono bat Die fomoie @nti6eis
Dung OcS Hidters 9lrtmlon bon &e6o'
non, OoB Ger Stout fem 6ed)t babe,
ocn SonOel in beralti6cn0cn @ctr1n.
fen 81 liccntiiren iei, Oo oerielbe on
lnb fir iid mgeieblih iei, umgc.
ItoBen un0 Die n@eisbeit" oicle5 Gem.
peren5z 6onotiferS oomit ms. ri6tige
2id)t geIteut.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

Die rtn5tGe Srt DAFT i'm
Siioen, oercn Scrtpoltung biSbcr III
&Gnoen bon Negern lag, So6Ion.Gitp
III Ilobomo, Dot 81 belteben oufgcs
bort. sic mar Dor 3cbn Sobrcn &c.
0riinoct moroCn mo SIT elmer 3eit
bate iie 9cQen touicnO ginlpobncr.
@cgcn Itctigcn Hiid0ongeS lit Der
Srt iett Scr Stoot Srioro cinperlcibt
ipor6cn.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

Sn Ncm- Oorf berGtb ooS
Toli5eiridtcr'G oQegium Ooriibcr. oh
bic Ioli5ciridtcr nidt oltdl, mic bic
b0bercn Hi6ter, iciocne Hoben -
Hidter-Sdlor trogcn iolten. 81
llcr Der Hidtcr nobm Die Sod)e bon
Der bln,oriitilhcn Settle unO fro9te
Den ToriibcnOen: oWtiiiien mir. lueum
Ole &obcn cingcfiibrt mcrbcn, bel
No6tlibimgcn old) Nodtroben tro,
1cit?"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

mi &uo1 bat 6 einGcn.
trol-2Lts ihuB 0cbilOet, Der in 3ltiom.
mcnpirflnQ nit onocren 4usihiiiien
in gon5 Sollono unO ben iibcrieeiihcn
@ciibungcn Sammlim0en plo1t, nm
Dem Erin5en Seinrih Der 9ficOerlonoe
elm Nnbclfcn 5u miNnler, olS cine
Grinnerung an ieine mttbige Bethel
li0rng bel Scr Nettung Ger S6ifi-
briid)igen Dor Soef ban Solon0.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-27

Sic 6ron5oien BADEN o.
ii5icll ocn @rlrnbiat Der yofienen
Sbiir," 5. f.. Ole lpirtbihaftlide @leid).
bcrchiiglrng oller WGdte in Waroffo
oncrfomt, o6er lie iuden lid burdl
Observation-Disclosures cin5uihleiden. llna
jctt bietet lid linen nad Der grmor-
hung bes 6ran5oien De Waudanhp
Weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-03-21

We have $4,000 worth Of
our competitors standard
machines which we will
sell at less than half price.
Weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-03-21
THE WEEKLY JFFFERsoNIAN.

The investigation Of tbs financial
operations of the Hartman group
through the Union Pacific railroad is
now under way. The investigation
has not been gone into deep enough
so far to bring out very much. Harri-
man has been before the interstate
commerce commission and testified
that the supreme court forced the
Great Northern railroad upon the
Union Pacific when he did not want
it: that former President Fish, of
the Illinois Central railroad, lost his
position because he used the railroad
funds to deposit with the Trust Com
pany of America so that the trust
company might pad it's statements.
The czar has been told by his ply
sician that he will die If the doesn't
take outdoor exercise There is really
no need of telling him what will hap
pen If he does take outdoor exercise.
Washington Post.
%
That Western prophet who predict
ed that the world would be destroyed
by fire in January has not yet been
thawed out sufficiently to hazard an
other guess on the same subject
Washington Post.
Weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-03-21
The Bailey Political Machine.

(From the Ft. Worth Telegram.)
The exoneration of Senator Bailey at
the hands of majority of the Texas
legislature during the past few days
did not surprise the people of Texas
who have closely watched the official
proceedings since they were first insti-
tuted. When the state legislature de-
cided to elect Baily and then investi-
gate him the masses of the people
knew just exactly what to expect and
have not been disappointed.
If Capt. Hobson keeps on talking
from now until he takes his seat in
congress, his wordery will be some
what depleted by the time Speaker
Cannon condescends to let him break
into the Congressional Record
Washington Post.
Weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-03-21
A RIDDLE ANSWERED.

(The Springfield Republican,
The "time honored principles" of
the Democratic party-what are they?
A fresh hint comes from the venera-
BILE Senator Morgan, of Alabama, who
says they are embodied in the first ten
amendments to the constitution of the
United States.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10

and the other boys of the ncIghbor-
hood a talk on right living ana the
duties of citizenship.
The bungalow. in which the boys
are to live ana conduct n sort of min.
tature social system of their own, will
not be ready before the first OF next
month For fear that six sons
We're not enough to put him in the
no-race-suicidc class. Mr., Jeffrey did
not forget to mention his daughter
when he wrote.
Whether the President accepts the
Invitation or not the boys will not
lack for advice and good counsel
when they get into their new home.
Ebert Hubbard Bolton Hail. j. G..
Phelps Stokes. and score of more
or less distinguished thinkers have
already promised TO come and talk to
them. All the other boys living on
top OF the Watching Mountains have
been invited to these little lectures.
and Mr. Jeifery believes that he Inns
hit upon plan that viii solve the
problem of how TO make his sons good
citizens. as well rs bcncfiting the en-.
tire community.
r think the bungalow is going to
prove II long step forward in the Of.
ioFt 10 solve the boy problem" said
. Mir. leifcry AS soon as the building
/ is finished am going to turn it ovci
to my sons absolutely 1t will be their
property. to do with as they please
The only conditions are that they
must keep it in order. necessary iii.
! ter incidental to boyish work and
play always excepted. shall be the
Inspector to enforce this rule and my
visits will not lie at any stated times
but always unexpectedly. so that
there shall be no special cleaning ur
when they think am coming to ioob
Them over.
What am striving for is to tcacf
my boys and help them to teach them
selves, their responsibilities to each
other and their proper relations with
Mother Earth. They will have upon
themselves the burden of disciplinina
one another and will be taught tc
study human nature and the elements
OF social oder. The older ones al
ready know something of farming ant
the use of tools. Here they will have
their own workshop and play room
and can develop their special bents
I unfettcrcd. Ii any one of them shows
z mean st-cak you may he pretty sure
, his brothers viii knock il out Of him.
! In The bungalow each 10y will hayc
la locker In which to keep his own
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10

rods, guns. tools and toys. For
sleeping purposes there will be three
two-storied movable hunks. Tho boys
wanted them movable so that when
'ney are tired of having them in one
place they could move them TO an.
other, and their father Thought II was
a good idea, so they can draw thnir
beds close to the big central stove on
cod winter nights, though the lads
are not to be encouraged to be molly.
coddlcs. and will be expected to do
wi,hout fire as long ms they can stand
II and to have more than one window
omen even ON the coolest winter
nights.
To say that the boys take to the
new idea enthusia tically is putting
II mildly. They are already Matching
all kinds of plans TO l'e put into Of
feet when the bungalow is finished
William. IT.. and Charles, the two old.
est. have some sort OF scheme that
involves the use of long piece OF
two-inch iron pipe that they have
begged ihci' father for. He susuects
a trapczc or horizontal bar. but he
doesn't care what they do with Il. he
has taken especial pains to have oy-
ira strong ceiling beams put in and
plenty of hcadroom. so they can build
u regular gymnasium IL they want to
All OF the housework in the bungalow
viii be done by the sweeping
making beds. and cutting the wood
Tor the present. however, they will
depend on their parents for their
meals. and the electric bell connected
with The Zig house is not expected to
be needed TO tell them when il is time
TO eat.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10

fic. and especially their suburban bus
mess. while Chicago is doing moth
ing. The suburban facilities of Chi
cago are away behind the times; they
are behind New York. Boston. Phila-
delphia. ST. Louis ana every other
large city. notwithstanding the fact
that Chicago has the largest suburban
patronage in the country. The ILL
nois Central runs ESQ suburban trains
daily over SINCE line and carries
"a. 900 passengers each way, or $4,000
passengers daily for the round trip.
This traffic mas more than doubled
within five years within thirty miles
Of Chicago.
The Northwestern railroad runs 900
suburban trains daily and carries
from 25,0o0 to $1,000 passengers eacl
way daily. This is an increase from
10000 to 10000 each way. or from
$4,000 TO 10000 daily, both ways five
years ago. The suburban trains over
a distance OF thirtyfour miles.
The New York Central the New
Haven and the Harlem roads handle
G26 trains n day in the Graud Contra.
station at NcY York and handle
about $4,000 passengers daily. In or.
der to do this expcditiously they arc
spending nearly s7O.00O.OOO. This ex-
penditurc aud these improvements
are not entirely voluntary. They arc
the result of the pressure OF public
opinion, legislative enactment and or
dcrs from the railway commission.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10
Grandpa objec

An elderly Washingtonian was re-
Gently discussing with lady tie bring
Ing UP of the children OF the present
day. when he declared that for un-
ndultcratcd impotence and assurance
the American child is without an equal.
"Whilc enjoying stroll in suburb
the other afternoon" said he, ~ was
approached by a boy of. should say.
twelve years.
Hello. grandpa! Have you seen
my dogT lie asked
"How dnrc you address me in that
way | exclaimed.
"'Don't let that produce insomnia.
grandpa, I'm not trying to make Il hit
with you. Either you have seen my
dog or YOU have not. If you haven't.
well part in friendly way, with no
clothes torn; II you have. then please
produce the pup. It's Boston bull.
thoroughbred, prize winner and an
swcrs to the name of Booilcs Any
thing doing in the canine lincy
81 have not seen your dog
"'rhen au rcyoir. grandpa shouted
the little ficnd. ms lie dartcd away
Lippincott's.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10
Identification Of The Railroads


Within the next two years every
railway train which enters the city
OF New York will be moved by cleo
tricity. writes the Washington Stars
New York correspondent. The New
York Central Company is spending
s70,000.0G0 to accomplish this. The
Pennsylvania company is spending
an equal amount to bring it's patrons
into the very heart of the city It's
new station at 18th avenue and Bis;
street, which is reached ly tunnels
from Jersey City and Long Island
will cost more than $l2000.O00, with
out including the approaches The
Long Island railway. which does a
very large suburban business is nov
being electrified Immense powe-
stations are being erected at Long
Island City for that service. and n,
Jorscy City for the Pennsylvania ser
vice. and the Erie, Lackawanna and
other roads which come in at Hobo.
ken and Jersey City will also have
access 10 New York by electric pow-
cr through tunnels under the HuG
son. And all of these improvements
are quite as extensive, expensive and
| important. and arc much more diff
cult than any similar problem that
exists in Chicago.
The physical difficulties that have
TO be overcome in New York do III,
appear in Chicago. New York is an
island with a river on either side.
II cannot be approached without a
bridge o. tunnel except from the
north. ana even there the railroad has
been compelled TO run underground
and to adopt electrical power AUD
noise nuisance. which is even creator
in Chicago than it has ever been in
New York. Only the advent of cleo
tricity could have enabled the New
York roads TO make these s$,provc-
menis, or even TO handle their SUI
hurban traffic at all and the improve
monts are not for economical reasons
entirely. They are responding to the
same demands that are made upon
The railways OF Chicago and other
large cities. II mas become impera.
tive for the New York ronds to carry
more people in less time with grNsicr
comfort than ever before, and tho de.
aster in the New York Central tu,-
mel, which was caused by smoke from
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10

would await his return with The most
exemplary patience aud sit down and
TAX always 10y the hour. do not
know but 1t is habit 10 have some,
thing wanted at the shop. They seem
Ell 10 me very good workmen aud al
ways willing 10 stop ard talk about the
job or anything else when went near
them. Two OF them will sometimes
wait nearly hulf n day while COM
radc goes for tool. l think they
have very nearly solved the problem OF
life. II is 10 work for other people.
ncvcr for yourself. and get your pay by
the hour. You then have no anxiety
ana little work. Working by the hour
tends to- make one moral never
heard Il plumber swear or exhibit the
least iinpnticncc ut any small ycxation.
working by the hour. Nothing can
move man who Is paid by the hour.
How sweet the flight OF time seems to
his cnlin mind Charles Dudley War
her.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10
His Urluel<y Days

Seated In row on the porch OF an
nd country inn, with their chairs
tipped back. some old cronies were 60
ing on about nnluclSy days. After all
had given what they considered their
unlucky days quiet old chap at one
end sposc up:
"Aa'll tel yc ma unlncky days. Aa's
fund DOT in ma time that it's unlucky
to he struck VT icctnins on n Monday,
or 10 he calchcd wlv n circular saw on
. Tuesday. or tc tumble overheard on
q wednesday. or to be run over by Il
motor car OH Thursday. or lose ten
pun note on Friday. or he bitten
br mad dog on Saturday. and hey
aowt for dinner on the Sunday!"-
Ladies' Home journal.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10
Kicked the Wrona Man.

a young married man in boston met
friend of his bachelor days ana iu-
sisted on his coming home with him TO
lunch IIis Wife was unprcparcd for
Visitors and. calling him aside, told
him she had only one dozen oysters
and that when his friend had eaten
his quota OF -four he must not he asked
10 take any more. In spite Of his prom
Use 70 remember. when the guest had
eaten his four The host pressed him TO
take more. The Wife looked distressed.
and Tie friend declined every time tue
husband asked.
Later the wife said TO her husband:
How could YOU urge him 10 have
more oysters when ! had explained to
You that there weren't any more"
I'm very sorry" said the pcnitcnt
husband, but forgot all about it."
Forgot about it. What TO you sup
pose was kicking YOU under the ta-
bic for?"
But you didn't kick me-"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10
lamb WIN Mint Sauce.

81 was walking down m English
lnne with an English girl on an An
gus; afternoon said Richard lie CALI
cnne. Tie sun shonc through soft
haze. and In tho green fields many
white lambs played.
is it any wonder, said, that 20
cts from time immemorial have made
the lamb tho emblem of innoccnceT
"-rhc young girl smiled radiantly.
lambs she said are indeed de-
iishtful animals, especially with mint
sauce"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-10
Agreeable Men.

spcaking OF tho philosophical temper,
there il no class of men Whose society
is more to he desired for This quality
than that OF plumbers They are the
most agreeable men know. ana the
boys in the business begin TO be aSrce-
able very early. In the drycst summer
days my garden fountain became dis
ablcd Tho pipe was stopped UP. A
couple of plumbers. with The imple-
ments of their craft. came ont 10 view
tho situation. There was good deal
OF difference OF opinion about where
the stoppagc was. ! found the plum
beers perfectly willing to SIT down and
talk about It. talk by the hour The
work dragged o little. rs ii is apt to
do b- the hour. Sometimes they would
find iipnn arrival that they had forgot
len soma Indispensable tool, aud one
Moud 80 bhck 80 the shop, q mile and
a half, after it, ana his companion