davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27

Earned r1nS-Reservolr Heights. g: Bloom
ingdale. J. First base by eTrors-Reservofr
Heights /; Bloomingdale, !. Left on bases
Reservoir Heights. 3; BloomingdaIe. T. Bases
on balls-Om Buckley, &; OF Green. 1. In
nings pitched-by Freeman, I; by Green, 4
Eits-On Freeman. {: of Green. l. Struck
out-By Freeman i. by Green 4: by Buck
ley. 7. TWo-base milwaukee. Sacrifice hit
GIL stolen bascs-Marsdeu 2: Harriss. 2.
Walker Double play-Maddox to Leland TO
Beusher, Hit By pitcheT-By Buckley, 8.
WIG pitches-Green. p Buckley. ]. Passed
oall-McFariand. Umplres-H. Wilson and
+, Rogers Time Of game-1 hour and ?
minutes.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
BL00MINGDALE LOSES
IN INDEPENDENCE

Reservoir Heights defeated Blooming
dale in the Independence circuit yester-
day by to s.
Both teams were on their toes IN field
ing and the hitting was light. Buckley.
on the block for Reservoir, held his op-
ponents to two hits
Walker and Buckley featured at the
pan, capturing a brace Of hits apiece.
The score:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
MACKS BRoTHFR MARRIFn.

PHILADELPHIA, Aug. 27-Eugene
Mack, the youngest brother of Manager
Connie Mack was quietly married yes
terday and viii be away on his honey
moon until the Athletics return home.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
AlOySiuS
Now Tied
For First
Catholic Nine Maintains
Clean Slate by Down
ing Treasury.

Bernie Gallagher again pitched Alloy
sius to victory in yesterdays post-sea-
son championship game at American
League Park This time Treasury was
the loser by 10 g.
Yesterdays contest was more in the
nature of a smuggling match than a
pitchers battle. as was the case on sat
.urday. Both Gallagher and Donaldson
were In excellent form, but the batting
contingent was equally strong in will
low work. Nine hits were tailed from
Donaldson's delivery, while Treasury
connected for ten safeties.
Treasury again showed its essential
weakness TO be in fielding. This is par
tally accounted for by the fact that the
money handlers have not played fire.
quently for the past month and clinChed
its pennantry early IN the season. Three
errors were made yesterday, all Of
which were. amateurish and proved
costly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27

Earned Tuns-Al0ysluS. z, Treasury. 3 Left
on bases-Aloysius 6; Treasury g. Bases
OF balls-On Gallagher, i: on Donaldson. 1
Struck out-f3y Gallagher. 5; by Donaldson, J.
Twc-base hit-Gertman- Sacrifice hits
Fulcher 2: W HandibOe. ]. HandibOe Hur-
ley. Stolen bases-Davis, Mattingly, Bag
gette o Neil, Hester 2: Donaldson Double
play-Asqulth 70 Gertman. Hit By pitcher
BY Gallagher 2, Umpire-Betts.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27

CuImhacher You beneft your health
OulIiDdIilCi as well as crafty your
? dozen palate every time you
Ct TX drink Cuimbacher. It's a
- ~ dark beer OF the highest
Bot. rebate : &C type. Try a case.
WASHINGTON BREWEEx CO..
9Th ana z SITS. n. Z. Phone Linen. asa.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
Frs AGAIN HOLD LEAD IN AMERICAN LEAGUE
AMERICAN LEAGUK
Yesterdays Results.
Hoday's CAMS

Detroit, Z; Washington, T.
Boston, 5; Cleveland, ;.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27

Earned runs-Deroit. 8 Washington.
g First base by errors-TVas hington,
2 Left on bases-Detroir 8: Washing
ton, 6. First base on balls-Of c. Smith
2; Off Johnson, /: of Siever, Q Hits
ma6e-On c. Smith. &: of Johnson. C.
Struck out-By Siever. 4; by Johnson, e.
Three-base hits-Rossman, Crawford
Milan Johnson. TwO-base hits-Ross-
man, Downs, Johnson. Stolen bases
Cobb CD. Downs Ganley %. Hit BY
pitcher-By johnson. l. Passed balls
kahoe. ]: Erwin. . Cmpire-Mr Con
nelly. Time Of game hours Attend
ance. . ssh
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
RATIONAL LEAG1E
Yesterdays Results.

Philadelphia. 4: Cincinnati. 8
Pittsburg, s, New York, 3
New York, 2. PittSburg, Q.
Chicago. 3: Boston, !.
Chicago, 4, Boston, J.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
Today's Canes

Cincinnati at Boston.
Chicago at BROOKLYN
Pittsburg AT Philadelphia.
St. Louis at New York.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
Features of the Garden.

Occasionally stTeaks of brlHancy
showed that the Financiers' miscues
were due to lack of team training rather
than to a deficient aggregation Of field
ers. Hester made a sensational catch in
the initial round. Hurley connected
with an embryo triple with a man on
third. Hester leaped into the atmos-
phere on the run and nabbed the ball
". Handiboe played a star game at
short for the winners. Gallagher re-
ceived gilt-edged support, only two er-
rors being recorded, and one of these
was made by Gallagher himself
Aloysius opened its accounts in the
second and added three in the fourth
Fenton first scored a single and Davis
Outran an inheld bingle. Mattingly
drew Donaldson's only pass. Baggette S
hit tailed Fenton and Davis. Gallagher
was next up and slashed out a single,
sending Mattingly across the pan.
Treasury took one in the third and
another in the fourth. Then 1t was not
until the ninth that Treasury could
make any Roadway. Asquith made the
Overtures and -Gertman scored him with
d double. Gallagher struck out Tornay.
making the third down
The score.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
Standing Of the Cuba

Washington at Detroit.
Boston at New York
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-27
cantillon of the Explosive Type.

Every mother feels .
great dread of the pain
and danger attendant upon
the most critical period
g L. E.r
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
H-uEUTEHlHT A SUICIDE
Body Found Was 3. s. EeumanD
Graduate

The body II the man who committed
suicide u = quarry IL Mil street,
BeileviiIe, y. j.. rs idcnfified Not
day az that u Berrrnm - Seumau1-
forty years old. superintendent Of the
bat factory - &. =. Rutsn & Co.. =
West orange. X. J. lie vas the 500
81 Albert q. Neumann. . Sewark
architect. ard a nephew ~ Licden r
Rutan. head u the haf factory
The Identification u the body was
made by Deputy couEiy Physician
Muta. Nenmano Was educated ~
the Naval ACADEMY and served - =
Lieutenant ia fbe United States Navy
lie did secret service work daring
the Spanish American var under Adj
mirai Sampson.
Seumann had been living ~ the
hotel ~ Robert fsiIforf. Main street
and Essex avenue. Orange, y. land
according 20 the members u the
family be bad been worrying over
domestic and business troubles
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
WEEKLY WEATHER BULLETIN


zine summer weather prevailed
~eas0nabIe temperature and bright
sunshine. which had obtained for two
weeks without any appreciable rain
fall. wsgs nsxinnirg 70 be felt As
slrea1ht. bat somwehat cooler weather
So ia toward the close u the week
and this was accompanied on Friday
IS CIR. saturday and Saturday night
~ an excellent general rain that
reached all portions 81 the section.
The soil j. now in good condition.
The daily maximum fempreature was
close 10 80 degrees and ~ many sta
tians some y hat above 20 degrees
through Wednesday, while night tenn
peratures did not pass below ~ de-
grees. During the remainder Of the
week. however. day temperatures were
sornew hat lower. though still above
- degrees until Saturday and sun
dav. = hen they were about 70 degrees
and night temperatures decidedly
lower. being close to 80 degrees, and
in many eases below 50 degrees.
IN Annapolis fine summer weather
prevailed. with rain on Saturday,
which was beginning to be needed.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

Sir. Edgar Wraede, Of New YOrs.
employed ar clerk IN the Brooklyn y.
Y. postofiice, g. visiting his parents,
SIR. ard Mrs. Charles Wraede, Conduit
street.
Sir. and Mrs.. A. h. Me-sar-.-. -
Washington, are spending tbe rOur.n
with NTs. IcManuS' parents AZ their
cottage "Ihe Gloucester, "AruBcel-on-
the Bay.
The family OF afr. Daniel X. Randall
are summering in the Blue Ridge
Mountains.
Mrs. Shellman =. Brown and fam
lily are occupying the cottage Of Miss
Kate Lockw God At Blue Ridge sum
init. Mrs. y. q. Handy and Miss
Elizabeth Handy will leave on Satur-
day to join Mrs. Brown.
Mrs. John COllinson and family, Of
Baltimore, are spending a few weeks
with relatives and friends at PASSPORT.
eN-Ice Cream Of all kinds at Fred.
@. Smiths gor 18th July. Phone 373 IN.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
BOOK LORE.


'sTbe Arena for June, which ends
the Thirty-seyenth Volume Of this
leading progressive democratic review
Of opinion. contains a striking and
varied table Of contents. Several cf
the papers will prove Of special inter
est To general readers Of thoughtful
lowing are specially noteworthy /:
Modern Germany --Madzf n brilliant
critical paper dealing with the pres
ent morbid and erOtic wave that il
sweeping over Germany, By George
ness, a delightful sketch dealing
with the evidences Of brain power IN
various plants. BY Arthur Smith ;
gestiye paper by the Rev. II. W..
philosophical and fundamental think
ers in America; ''Tbe Educational
Value Of Great Exposition, n
paper that should be read by all peo-
pie contemplating attending the
jamestown Exposition, by Prof.
Frank Webster smith THE story Of
Two Ollgarchies, by Prof. Frank
Frost Abbott, Ph. D., Of the faculty
Of the University Of Chicago, a strik-
ing and significant historical parallel
showing how the oligareby Of ancient
ONE is being paralIeled in the
United states senate. The edftori al
department Of THE Arena" which
Il probably the most important and
popular feature, is very strong and
the news digests Of the movements
for PubIic-Ownershlp, Direct-I.egfsla-
fi0n, Corporation and Proportional
Representation make this magazine
indispensable 10 all persons interest
cd ip these great and growing move
neBts.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

Mr. Wm. Henry Of Chzt'azoogz, Tenn,
had rheumatism IN MS eft arm The
strength seemed 70 hare e0ze cut f the
muscies 20 that Il VS. useless for work. Be
says Il applied Chzmberiain's P7i1 Palm
and wrapped the arrn IN flannel a. Eight,
and TO my relief fo,znd that tie pain grad
BalIy lefl me ard the strength returned n
three weeks the rheuruatism had disapp ears.f
end has not since returned.7 II frDzbled
with rheumafisn try few appliczsiCns 81
Saiz Bainn- Yen are certain - be Pleasesl
with the relief which i afforlz- For szIs y
Feldmeyer Bros Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

bare been a very pFeat su'iefer from tNg
lrsadfa 6iseasc, SlleuBaiism, f0r numt =
= 5eans. naFc tried many medicines baf
never eot mDcII relief from any u thea
NAL tso years aco, wien bought bottle
Z ch4mberain's Pain Balm. found re-
ltef before bad ned 81 n oae boitie, bDt
keft ~ sgpiyfng II ard sgOn felt Ike a
W.ferant woman. Through ~ sdyice many
y ~ lF.eade have tfied il ard esa tesi yC9
how -onIrffnlly Il b. wefked.-Jze.
-4E4u a. fOsk. 80 y. %ew 81, DJyer
nei. Cham.ngiaiga f'aip Ialm - = lin.
mont Tie relief lsom Jain which i aiioIds
Is alone worth H4ay iieles 81 essf. ltf1akes
ret agd fiefp po~iifle. For sale ~
Feliaesef Ir0.t Drug sao.r.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

The battlesbips Iowa and ting Pena-
cook have arrived at Norfolk, the mon
itOr Ampbifrite "a Charleston, the gun
boat Wolverine At SauIf Ste. Marie,
the destroyer Paul Jones At Mare r.
land, the torpedo boats danley and
Talbot at League Island and the tor
pedo boat Thornton At Newport. The
battieship IUdiaDa has sailed from
Hampton Roads for League Island, the
cruisers Tennessee and Washington
from ROyan, France, 10 re d'Afx and
la Rochelle, and the training ship Sew
ern from Annapolis for cruise.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
COMMANDER HIHSlOH REPORTS
viii Relieve Capt. Badger Of His
Duties

Commander Cameron NcK- winston
~ ire navy. reported ~ the navy
Department yesterday under orders -
asnme the duties of esief
~ the Bureau q >ag @Atson - me
relief ~ Captain Charles J. Badger,
= DO has been appointed superinfeD-
dent II the Naval Academy.
Since be was LAST on duty - Wash
inxfon a. naval aid 70 the President
Commando Wirslow has had com
ruand ~ the new cruiser Charleston
uow co the Pacific coast. II vas on
thar vessel that Secretary Root visited
The principal ports 81 south America
last year
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

: The following letters remain uBcail-
81 for in the Annapolis pOstofIice
= Mems Iist--Nark g.. Bowman, X.
T.. Brown. Or. DeshOny, Louis Green,
John Howkfng. Robert VI. Iiuicaley,
X. Elmer Jones. AugustiD Norton,
Perry Tinnea, ). T.. Breneman, Philip
Cropf. Allan W. Fulton, James HOcK-
son. t. T.. Johnston, Harry n. Miller,
William Pennelton, III. Vivian, State
Banking Commission.
women's List--Mrs. Frederick ABB
bolt. Miss Helen CIawsOn, Mrs. J..
X. Cogsweil, Mrs. Daisy Holmes,
Mrs. X. McKertney, Mrs. :. Parker,
Miss Elizabeth Swain. Mrs. Thomas.
Miss II. II. Burns, Miss Grouse, Mrs.
Fannie Dixon, Mrs. Boynton Nee.
I.soch, Mrs. Sallie McGowans, Mrs g.
y. smith, Miss Hattie Smith, Mrs.
y. Weeks, Nrs. Pauline Wiegand.
n~Hurrah for 4tb. July, get Ice
Cream and Ices at Fred. q. Smiths
Nd Ave O. A p reieunOue g7J m,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
School Boys visit

4 party ~ twenty-five school boys
AMI their teacher. Mr. Pindeil Man
ming. Of Baltimore. sisited Annapolis
yesterday. Some ~ the boys brought
along their cameras and Photographed
the town. The boys enjoyed the days
outing and visited many places 81 in
tsrest. The teacher. Mr.. PiBdeII Man
Mug. is = son Of Mrs. Anna Pindeli
Manning. formerly 81 Annapolis.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

IL - seldom a candidate for the Ma
val Academy weeps upon his failure
to pass the mental or physical exami-'
nation for entrance A pathetic scene
was " itnessed at the Naval Academy
yesterday when one Of the boys who
bad previously passed bis mental
test. failed in his physical examina-
tfon and was not accepted. The young
man wept when made aware Of bis fate.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

Mothers who give their children
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup in
sariably indoFse It. Children like 7
because the taste Is pleasant. Con
tains Honey and Tar. Conforms 70 the
National Pure Food and Drug Law.
Sold by FeIdmeyer Bros. Druggists
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
...n.tn ana f.acclivr.

vel known Manitoba editor writes. ~
r ins Ne worker fi.id Cham eflai''' : Sseni
r ana Liver Tahleis inVainable ior The
.a..rhe. - IiIi.afzs5ess natural - sedenisry
~. thsfr setfon heiur gentle and effective.
issrfav ale d..assivs tract and the bead
Friae. - c.afs. ~amp'es free 4 feid
never Rrm yrag Sore
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

In 1898. the BostOnia o. E0ston.
and the Cent Of Philadelphia. we're
FIRST issued and we're the FIRST publ
cations IN this country eyer sold for
one cent.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
80 PaeIfIe &c

Denials from. oyster Day on behalf Of
the President and from the Navy De-
partmens through Acting Secretary
Newberr seem to set az rest the sepsa.
tionai stories that the Government has
to transfer its battlesbip
Heet from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

The batfiesl5ip Nebraska wgs placed
IN commission at the Puget Sound
navy yard yesterday. Captain Sicbol-
son. Tho has been assigned TO her COM
mand. will leave Washington for
seattle IN few days.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
COMPETITIVE EXAMINATION
FOR
Free Scholarships

once ofthe Eoard Of County school Com
missfoners Of Anne Arundel County.
Annapolis, Nd June =. 1907.
A mpetitive Examination viii be heId
al the Pubic school Building IN Anna polls.
on MONDAY. JULY =, 1907 beginning ~ - A
NJ. 70 nj scholarships due Anne Arundel
county IN the Western Maryland College,
state Normal School and st. Mary6 SEMI
nary.
One scholarship Is vacant IN Western
Maryland CoiIege-f0r = male. One Ia -.
Mary seminary, female.
Ire scholarships 70 Western Maryland
College and -. Marv'g Seminary, entltie
the holder 10 receive board and tuition free
and may b. held Tor four years
Candidates must not be less that Ifteen
years old and must give bond 20 teach IN
Maryland two years
By order Of the Board,
II. r. WALLIS.
County school superintendent.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

- You may get injured, meet with
An accident and die. Accidents
happen when we least expect them.
Get = policy today--it may be too late
tomorrow. WIxTERs' Agency ls4
Narkni street
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

n[sl000. 90 for 81 % year. Health
and accident insurance for either sex
ever Is and under 50 years Of age.
WINTERS Agency, I3f Market Street
Annapolis.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

- Leave your Cream order at once
for Sin. July at Fred. q. Smiths Nd.
Ave. Phone 373 m.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

Within the last forty years ths
population OF the British Empire hzs
Increased b. about 40 per cent
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

To contradict certain talk
and to put the consuming Pob-
&c IN possession Of the tfuth,
we say IN plain words that no
one IN this town can sell as
good coffee as Afbuckles'
Ariosa for as little money.
Misbranded and make-believe
Mocha and Java. or coffee sold
loose out of a bag or a bin, IS
not as good value for the money,
nor can II be sold at as narrow
profit, nor reach the consumer
under as favorable conditions
When you buy Arbuckles'
Ariosa Coffee you get more than
10 net ozs. of straight, wholesome
Brazilian coffee from the largest
coffee firm IN the world. with that
firms direct assurance that they
are giving you the best coffee IN
the world for the money
ARBrcIzE.E CITY,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
NOTICE.
Farmers Natl Bank, Annapolis, Md.

July End. 1867.
THURSDAY, July 4fh, 1907 /,
Independence Day, being q Legal Holt
day, this Bank will be closed. Paper
maturing on that day will be payable
Friday, July sth.
l.. ID. GASSAWAY,
ty2 Cashier.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
PERsoNAl MeNTIoN

fP1rsons wbo nave frferfs ~ guests ana
desire the publication Of the samewfli please
Ell their EaTss 20 sris 0rDee--hpfroA--l
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

- auieIfa, Chocolate and Peach
cream for 9th. July Dinner. Order AZ
Fred 9. smiths Nd. Ave.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03

re = gndlgested food that causes
sourue and painful indigestion. KO-
dol For Indigestion should be used for
RELIEF. Eodol - a solution 81 vegetable
acids. IL dlgests what you eat, J
corrects the deficiencies Of digestion.
KodoI conforms 20 the National PIrt
Food and Drug Law. Sold here BY
EeldmeyeF Bros Druggists.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-03
FOR RENT

PART 81 Nl~rwAe-rrr 40mE ~ nsEsas-
eu. nsnr -<oa Er1ez- 1slt1I1ltF 1rNlsri
eztslsF r1r susuuer r0utlls oE .erNars nr
s artieslars 4rp-T 20 GNultas os1ce.
The Monte Vista journal., 1907-06-15
TRICK OF TURKISH sHAaaEas.
osnd Fictitious Draft to Foreign House.
Realizing on Goods Shipped.

Washington.-Vice Consul General
William Smith-Lyte. OF Constantine
pie. furnishes a translation of re-
port made by the French chamber OF
commerce touching on a new method
OF operations OF some sharpers estab.
iIshed In Turkey, who exist at the ex.
.pense OF the manufacturers and mer-
chants Of Europe. Their method of
procedure is as follows:
They commence by asking for prices
ann terms Of certain articles The
arms thus addressed reply without
making inquiries about the standing
OF their new correspondents. which
would be the most practical thing
to do
As soon as the manufacturers reply
reaches the sharper he Immediately
gives an order of certain Importance
without discussing prices or attempt
Ing to obtain an extra discount. This
liberality. in an epoch when competi-
ton is SO keen. ought certainly TO give
the f1rm chosen as q victim cause for
reflection. But the latter. on the con.
trary. happy TO md SO easy a pur-
chaser, does not show the least anx-
iety. To cover the amount OF the in
voice-for first transaction one al
ways pays cash-tbe swindler sends a
draft or a check generally on London.
bearing several signatures, including
generally one OF a bank (quasD. a doc
ument OF presumably frst-class value.
The shipment is made Immediately.
No sooner does the merchandise reach
Constantinople than it is realized upon
and the trick is played. 1t is unnec-
essary to explain that the draft or
check and all signatures are fictitious.
The seller generally finds this out
when too late.
The Monte Vista journal., 1907-06-15
CHOICE OF TWO EVILS.
Request That Was by No Means .
Compliment for Papa.

A New York scientist. the father Of
large and growing family. has his
troubles. One evening his youngest
was holding forth in her best style.
The mother could do nothing with the
child. 80 the man of science went to
the rescue.
81 think / can quiet little Flora" he
said. There's no use humming to her
In that silly way. What she wants Is
real music. The fact that l used to
sing in the Glee club at Yale and sang
we'll. too, may make a difference"
Accordingly. the professor took the
child and. striding up and down the
room, sang In his best manner. He
had not finished the second verse OF
his song when ring was heard. The
door was opened. and there stood .
girl OF IA. who said:
I'm one OF the family that's just
moved into the fiat next to yours.
There's sick person with US. and he
says. II it's all the same to you. would
you mind letting the baby cry instead
OF singing to it?"-Success.
The Monte Vista journal., 1907-06-15
PAT SET ONLY ONE LIMIT.
Would Quit When He Was Done With
All Things Earthly.

A rich man out In the suburbs who
owns 4 large place has among the
many people employed to keep 1t in
shape an Irishman of whom he is par
ticulariy fond on account Of his un-
conscious wit, says Harper's Weekly.
This freshman is something Of hard
drinker, and, as his income is limited.
he IL more particular ~ regards the
quantity than the quality Of his
liquids. The other day the employer.
who had been awaiting . good oppor.
tuntty, remarked in kind tone. ~
the closing sentence OF friendly lee
ture:
Now, Pat, how long do you think
you can keep on drinking this cheap
Whiskey?"
To which Pat instantly replied:
"An ny life. II It doesn't kill me-
The Monte Vista journal., 1907-06-15
ECZEMA COVERED sAsv.
Worst Case Doctors Ever saw-sus.
fersd Untold Misery-psrfset
Cure by cutieura Remedies.

my son, who is now twenty-five
years Of age, when four months old
began to have eczema on his face,
spreading quite rapidly until he was
nearly covered. The eczema was some
thing terrible and the doctors said 1t
was the worst case they ever saw. At
times his whole body and face were
covered. all but his feet. used many
kinds Of patent medicines. to no avail.
A friend teased me to try Cuticura.
At last I decided to try Cuticura when
my boy was three years and four
months old. having had eczema all that
time and suffering untold misery.
began to use all three OF the Cuticura
Remedies. He was better In two
months: in six months he was we'll.
Mrs. H. l.. Risley. Piermont, N. H..
Oct "a. 1905