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The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
shirt Protector.

When man buys dress shirt nova
days he can depend on the bosom be-
ing absolutely spotless, since, owing to
new device that has been thought Of,
the shirt is protected from the touch
Of soiled fingers that so often were
wont to leave their mark on the fair
surface.
This new style Of protection consists
Of an envelope Of transparent paper
that is large enough to hold the shirt,
keep it absolutely clean, and yet en-
abling one to see the size numbers
through it. Without adding much to
the cost, the envelope is a great econo-
my to the dealers and makers, since
with its use there is never any cause
for the return of shirts to the factory
that have been soiled in the handling,
as there is in the case of collars and
cuffs.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
"M0UNTAIN-SCRATCHER."
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Their are few things that rouse the
Swiss inhabitants Of Alpine villages to
contemptuous anger so much as the
spectacle of ignorant tourists anxious
to attack the unknown heights
of dangerous mountains. These villag-
ers have spent their lives among the
mountains, and realize their perils.
When they see some stupid newcomer
starting out alone on what may be moth
ing less than a suicidal venture, says
the London Express, they say to each
other, Another mountain n-scratcher :"
The sensible tourist never by any
means purchases an ice-ax. One day
noticed man enter one Of the shops
He looked at the ice-axes, and finally
bought one. "No one but mountain
scratcher would buy an ice-ax at toy
shop" said my guide.
The next day started out for ar
easy excursion to the glacier, having
the same guide with me who had point
ed out the mountain scratcher at the
shop. He at once told me that the
"scratcher' had also started for the
glacier, unattended.
When we began to get on the glacier
the guide fastened the rope round my
waist. Not being climber, l had only
my alpenstock. The guides ice-ax was
ample for the cutting of necessary
steps.
In a short time we saw the noun
tain-scratcher. He was chipping away
with his ak on a broad slope of Ice
that reached away into illimitable dis
tance.
Without wasting words the guide
stopped me and united the rope. "Stay
where you are," he said "That fool Is
right in the track of the avalanches. |
must get him out of that at once. He
may be killed any moment"
The guide soon came near his man,
but he was over him, and a deep Gre
vase separated them. / saw the guide
thrust his ak forward, but the mans
nerve failed, and he did not grasp It.
The guide saw that he must actprompt-
ly, and thrust the point of the ak into
the mans coat and under his leather
belt, and pulled him up by sheer force.
The two came back to where I was
waiting There was a low rumbling
noise, which grew louder and louder.
White drifts Of moving ice came hurt.
ling down over the slope where but a
few moments before the man had been
standing. We had reached him just in
time.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
A Nasty Knock.

Rev. Rodney Swope, rector of the
Vanderbilt Church at Asheville. said
the other night in the course of an ad.
dress:
These subtle attacks are the most
unexpected and the most wounding.
You have heard about the clergyman
and his aged parishioner? The parish
ioner said that he thought clergymen
should be better paid.
81 am pleased to hear you say that,
Brother Brown, exclaimed the young
man, beaming with good will and hap
piness 1T rejoices my heart to hear
you say that
"'Yes,' resumed the parlshloneI
theughtfuIly; we'd get a better class
Of men, then"
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
An Explanation.

An allenist came wandering through
an insane asylum's wards one day. He
came upon man who sat in brown
study on bench.
"How do you do, sir?" said the alien
LIST. "What is your name, may 1 ask?"
"My name?" said the other, frowning
fiercely. "Why, Gear Nicholas, of
course"
Indeed" said the alienist. "Yet
the last time l was here you were the
Emperor of Germany"
"Yes, of course" said the other,
quickly, "but that was by my first
wife. ."-Argonaut.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03

There is more Catarrh in this section OF the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years W as supposed to be
incurable. For greatmany wears doctors pro-
nounced it local disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced itincurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be constitu-
tional disc ase, and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Hall Catarrh Cure, manu-
tactured by f. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the m arket. 1t
Is tax en- internally in doses from 10 drops to q
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address, f. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, 75c
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
STENCIL PERFoRATok.
Device for Quickly Making Perfor-
ated Patterns and Stencils.

Device for Quickly Making Perfor-
ated Patterns and Stencils.
An electric machine for quickly
making perforated paper patterns and
stencils has been invented by New
York man, and is shown In the illustra-
ton below. Formerly this work was
done by hand, the process being very
slow. In using the apparatus several
sheets of comparatively thin paper are
secured on a plan surface, the upper
sheet having light tracing in pencil
mark of the design to be perforated.
Inc machine can be freely moved
around on the upper sheet, the design
being followed with the tracing point,
which rotates up and down like the
needle on sewing machine. The
needle perforates the several sheets at
one time. duplicates being thus secured
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
Stood the Test.

Allcock's Pasters have successfully
stood the test of sixty years use by the pub
lie; their virtues have never been equalled
by the INSCRIPTIONS i'm tators who have
sought to trade upon the reputation of
Allcock's by making plasters with holes in
them, claiming them to be ''just as ood as
Allcock's."
Allcock's plasters stand TODAY indorsed
by not only the highe medical author
tiles but by millions of grateful patients
who have proved their efficacy as a house
hold remedy.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
So Many snoonn.

Eva-Yes, dear, on this old settee
my great-grandfather courted my
great-grandmother, my grandfather
courted my grandmother and my IA
ther courted my mother
Jack-Great Cupid Did you say it
was a settee?
Eva-Why, certainly. What did you
think it was?
Jack-I thought perhaps it was a
spoon chest.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03

at one operation. One of the stencils
is preserved for use In making more
stencils from motor, push buttons be-
Ing used to regulate the speed. TO
prevent the paper sticking to the needle
at each perforation, guard is placed
close to the end of the tracing point,
the guard stripping the paper from the
needle as 1t raises up.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
Damages W.. Repairs.

In trolley accident in New England
an Irishman was badly hurt. The next
lay lawyer called on him and asked if
he intended to sue the company for
damages.
'Damages?" said Pat, looking feebly
)ver his bandages. "Sure, have thin
already I'd loike to sue the railway
for repairs, sor, av yell take the case. ("
Youths Companion.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03

II hope our running the graphophone
last night didn't annoy you" said the
renter of the third floor fat.
"What?" responded the new renter of
the fourth floor fat, producing an ear
trumpet.
81 say it's fine morning." beloved
the other, into the trumpet.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
A Hard Fighter.

II always understood Capt shirk
had quite a fighting record"
$50 he has. He always fights fierce
ly against any attempt to have him as
signed to duty in the feld"-Philadel
phia Press
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
An Everyday Occurrence.

An Everyday Occurrence.
"The clearing in court of that receiver
of stolen goods was homely sort Of tri-
umph for the lawyers"
"In what wayW
"It was whitewashing of the fence"
Baltimore American.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
Hnd tn Stand fnr If.

Bacon-The leader of that orchestra
is on his feet nearly the whole time,
isn't he?
Egbert-Yes; it really seems too bad
that he has to stand for that playing.
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
.unc yJor MaN-.aIop1 Al

'unS HIo4 M9N-'sIqel eWIl
3 Gq uIgIl lqSneo 9ouo 9H-I9Hooa
IlI9dx9 pBoIIIBI SD
GJHBnb moHogQM PIP MoH-ISHoIuY
'pLOosH InyISpuoM spBW
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03

Much of the country through which the
Siberian railway passes had never been
traversed by white men before the survey
orS came.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
Only One ..BRoMo oulNINE"

That is LAXATIVE BRoMo Quinine SINH
larly named remedies sometimes deceive
The first and original Cold Tablet is a WHITE
PACKAGE with black and red lettering, and
bears the signature of E. W. GROVE. 25c.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03

rlTo st. vitus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
t1IN permanently cured by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE 90 trial bottle and
treatise Dr. r. HKline Id, 931 Arch St., Phila "a.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
PILES CURED IN S TO - DAYS.

PAzo OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of iching, blind. bleeding or protruding
pilea il to IA days or money refunded. soc.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
Awful

Awful.
81 feel awfully sorry for Mabel, don't
your"
'Why sorry"
'sThe poor girl can't blush. Wash
ington Star.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03
FiIipinos Go TO Hawaii.

Filipino laborers are leaving Manila
for Hawaii in parties of from 80 to 100.
These men and their families go to
Hawaii as contract laborers on sugar
plantations Extension of sugar rails
ing in the Philippines can not be car
ried on while the door Of the great
American market is practically shut
against Philippine products.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-03

Mothers will find Mrs. winHows Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during tho teething period.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
Alvarado Department
Martin Sands, the genial proprie-
tor, of Hotel Award. transacted
business at Warren last Friday.

Martin Sands. the genial proprie-
tor, of Hotel Award. transacted
business at Warren last Friday.
J. O. Settler, Wright & Clarkson
Mecantile Co.'S. representative, called
on Sands Bros. q Co. last Friday
and sold them a big lot of groceries.
Olson & Christensen received a
Car of furniture last week. Call on
them and see an up-to-date line.
All the Alvarado elevators began
to buy grain again, Oct. I, after
being closed about week.
Three of the Warren bankers visit
ed Alvarado last Friday. H. O..
Taralseth and H. L. Wood came
down in an automobile and L. M.
Olson came by team.
Nels Backstrom went to Warren
Monday night, returning Tuesday
morning.
Karl @. Bergan transacted business
OO AlVdl dIO Oll l. QCSOdy.
Ole A. Berg was seen on our
streets Monday.
A. P. Palm and wife, M. Hoglund
and wife, Peter Nord]und and wife
and Peter Swanson attended the
dedication of the Swedish 20 Evan
gelical Lutheran church at Warren
on Tuesday.
Prof. P. A. Madison, from St.
Peter, MIMI. was visiting relatives
at Vega and AIvarado this week.
A. 2. Nordlund is having his
building remodeled down stairs fol
saloon purposes.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ole o. Lundin was
at Alvarado on Tuesday.
Sheriff Forsberg was here on bust
ness Tuesday.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
AUCTION SALE

Tuesday, Novebmer 10Th, 1907, at
10 O'Clock a. M, on the old Whitney
farm. two miles south of Warren, I
will sell at public auction the follow
ing described property. to-wit:
One pair of mares, 4 and years,
weight 1900; pair geldings, 6 and
7 years, weight 2, 500: l pair mules, 9
and 10 years, weight 1900; l pair
mules, weight 1000; l spring colt
horse, months; l mich COW: l calf {;
2 fine shoats, 100 lbs; lumber
wagons, wide tire, l box and hay
rack; l top buggy; sets work
harnesses; l Deering binder; l Deer
ing mower; l steel rake; 2 gang
plows; l disc; 1-four section steel
harrow: l-twenty shoe grain drill; l
Coles Hot Blast heating stove: l
cook stove; 2 iron beds; l extension
table; l side board; l couch; all
household goods are new and in fine
shape. Some small farm tools and
numerous other articles not mention
ed.
Free lunch at noon.
TERMS.-S10 or less cash. Over
$40 cash or bankable paper due Nov.
lst, 1908, drawing 10 per cent in.
terest. John Sell, Owner.
W. Fl. Dixon, Auctioneer.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
Correspondence
INGALLS,.

Nov. II, '07.-Yesterday morning
the ground was white with snow,
which towards night did almost dis
appear.
Threshing is nearly done. We
seem to be about the last one, but
the machine is expected at our place
today.
Our potato crop seems to be fail
ure this year, as we dug about 100
bushels and last week when we
sorted them over, we did not have
to exceed Is bushels, all the rest be-
ing rotted.
Yesterday, as we were reading, in
came three of the neighbor boys and
said they had found one of our sheep
dead in the field. We went out to
see and sure enough, a wolf had kill
ed one of our sheep, not over so rods
from the house, in the barley
stubble, and had dragged it almost
into the grove. This is the seventh
we have lost this season., The
wolves seem to be more plentiful
than ever before, and their howl can
he heard most every day or night.
All seem to be quite we'll satisfied
with this years crop. Wheatss-,.. is
pretty good, but some say oats are
light.
Knud A. Moen and his better hall
have gone out to Oregon to spend
the winter with three married
daughters who live at Rainier,
about four miles down the Colubmis
river from Portland.
Well, Mr.. Editor, we have not haC
the pleasure to see you out this way
yet. AS you promised to be here
some time this summer, we have
been looking all summer to see you
but now have given up all hopes, a:
it is now too cool weather, we think
to expect you to come. Suppose j.
we are to see you, we will have to &
to Warren, and that seems a Ions
way now for US to go. Jour worl
holdes US fast like in a prison, an(
we regret exceedingly our inabilit.
to visit our dear correspondent ant
other friends in that part CT tn
county. But there is a better tim,
coming, we hope, when we will b.
able to devote little time, at least
to the enjoyments Of life.-Ed.)
All our elevators have shut dow
on buying wheat. Now what can VI
do when we can't lay it to tn
Democrats, or even to Bryan? W.
can't see what business our govern
ment has letting out money to Wal
street to buy wind wheat. Bette
send some to Minnesota. to TN
farmers who raise genuine wheat
Who cares how many OF those wine
SPECTATORS get bankrupt? We cam
see that they help the country a bit
W. H. Ingalls,.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
NEW FOLDEN.
From the Review.

From the Review.
Is Newfolden on the map? Well,
we say yes. Christ Ophus started
the ball arolling by starting up his
feed mill. Gilbert Gilbertson bought
land and started to build a large
barn to be used as livery stable.
Mr.. Gilbertson, we are told, intends to
have several good driving and dray
teams. He will move his family in
to town as soon as he can get house
to live in. Alfred johnson is invoic-
ing the s. Swanson large stock of
general merchandise and we expect to
see next week Alfred busy tieing up
bundles for our people, with his
shingle hanging over every wagon
filed with mercandise, "these goods
bought from Alfred Johnson" Mr..
johnson is by no means stranger to
our people; he has one considerable
work as clerk in town and has for
the past year been manager at this
place for the Pioneer Land Co.
Here's good luck to you, Alfred.
Miss Lizzie Grimstad returned
home last week from Warren, where
she has been working for several
months. Miss Jacobine Grimstad,
who recently broke her collar bone,
is convalescent.
S. o. Blinsmon. of Opdahl, re-
turned home from Warren, this week,
where he has been for several weeks.
J. Sjogreen, who lives in the town
of New Maine, threshed last week
one hundred and one bushels OF
wheat, grown from 4 acres of land.
While out in the country last week
we noticed young lady working on
a public road. filing up the bad
places and making other improve.
ments on the road that were needed.
We would like to see more mer
exercise themselves on the roads.
Frank Pace and L. p. Brandstron
attended a creamery meeting al
Crookston this week.
Additional Correspondence page 8
! The Sheaf has some good scrao4l
Il do, ~
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14

D. BERNARD, V. S.
VETERINARY PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
Has practiced nineteen years In Warren.
WARREN, MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
CITATION FOR HEARING ON
PETITION FOR ADMINISTRA-

PETITION FOR ADMINISTRA-
TION.
Estate of Thomas II. Anderson.
State Of Minnesota. County of
Marshall, In Probate Court. In the
Matter of the Estate of Thomas H.
Anderson, Decedent.
The State of Minnesota to the un-
known heirs at law of said decedent
and all persons interested in the
granting of administration of the
estate of said decedent: The
petition Of Adolf Lindseth having
been filed in this court. representing
that Thomas II. Anderson, then a
resident Of the County of Marshall,
State of Minnesota, died intestate
on the 10Th day of June, 1906; and
PRAYING that letters of administra
tion of his estate be granted to VIM.
J. Brown, and the court
having fixed the time and
place for hearing said petition;
Therefore, You. and Each of You.
are hereby cited and required to
show cause. if any you have; before
this court at the Probate Court
Rooms. in the City of Warren, in the
County of Marshall. State Of Mime
sofa. on the 7th day Of December.
1907, at II O'Clock a. ~. why said
petition should not be granted.
Witness, the Judge of said Court,
and the Seal of said Court, this 18th
day Of November, 1907.
Peter H. Holm,
(Court Seal) Probate Judge.
A. n. Eckstrom.
Attorney for Petitioner,
Warren. MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14

Amman nj tillbringa julien i Skan-
dinavien? Biljetter f0rsalias billi-
care an nagonsinof Bank of Radium,
State Bank of Alvarado och Swedish
American State Bank. For narmare
upplysningar tillskrif
Louis M. Olson,
Warren, MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
To Meet Nov. Ia.

St. Petersburg, Nov. lit Is an
nounced here that the third Russian
parliament will assemble Nov. II at
the Tauride palace. An imperial de-
cree was issued to-day instructing M.
Golbuloff, vice president Of the coun-
Gil of the empire to open the session.
There will be no reception of dep
uties by the emperor at the winter
palace.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
Killed in Runaway.

New Ulm, Minn., Nov. 12.-Michael
Charlie was instantly killed in this
city in a runaway accident.
He was employed by William Ochs,
a dairyman, and was sent to the farm
of H. Haubrich in the town Of MIL
ford for his milk. While driving into
town the horses became unruly near
the hospital, throwing him out of the
wagon and against a telephone pole,
tearing off the top of his skull.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
Death of D. NJ. Ferry.

Detroit, Mich, Nov. 12.-Dexter M.
Ferry, head of one of the greatest
seed firms in the United States and
prominent in local business enter
prises, was found dead in his bed at
his home here.
He retired at night in apparent
good health and died from heart dis
ease during the night.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
Preacher in Trouble.

Marshalltown, Iowa, Nov. 12.-Rev.
D. w. Thompson, formerly of LIE
Grand, Marshall county, now pastor
of the Christian church at Truro, has
been held to the federal grand jury
in Des Moines on a charge of using
the mails for fraudulent purposes.
Thompson furnished bonds of 1000
for his appearance.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
The Warren Milling Co.

Every farmer edge that flour mill in the
town is great convenience Not only a convenience
help supporting the wheat market. Our
grincs nearly wheat they buy into flour
pays the mill premium good
grades milling and IN this other buyers Of
grain their prices compete with the mill. 1t
cannot denied that the elevator companies rule
live up-tO-date mill that is aggressive i'm its
management They feel that the mill is element of
competition and in the of local mill, they
by shipping flour SELL to the detrirent
of the You who buy flour from
the elevator companies and think it Is not
the mill benefit you? Try to imagine what the
condition would be if unpatrotlc as you
Why mill would simply be forced out of business
for want customers. You would have to accept
price the elevator ring put your wheat and YOU
would also whatever price they set on the
Every pound Of ground feed would have to be ship
ped you would the freight both ways These
reasonable and easily understood If you
live in Marshall county you certainly should use Warren
flour your wheat authorizations are inn
possible made by the Warren Mills IS as good
as can be made good wheat Be loyal to home
industries andlbuy flour made at home by the
WARREN MILLING co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
Prairie Fire.

Benson, Mimi, Nov. IA prairie
fire near Clontarf, six miles west Of
Benson, did considerable damage.
About 500 tons of hay we're burned.
The wind was blowing almost gale,
and wisps of blazing hay were blown
from stack to stack, across the mar
row fire breaks that had been made.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14
TWIN CITY MARKETS.

Minneapolis, Nov. II.
Wheat-No. northern, 81. 2;No. 2
northern, 99c. May $1.09. Oats -
No.3 white, As G; Corn-No. 3, $50
Barley-No. 4, SOC. Rye-No. 8, 76c
Flax seed-No 1, $1.15. Butter
Creamery, extras, 26c; firsts, 24c;
dairy, fancy, 25c. seconds 22c;
Poultry-Turkeys, lie, chickens loo.
South St. Paul, Nov. II.
Cattle-Steers, $5.25 and 1925;
COWS 1926 and $3.50. Hogs-$5. so
and $3.50. Sheep-Muttons, $3.50;
lambs $3.50.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14

Don't forget the Warren Business
School is the best. Shorthand. Book
keeping and Telegraphy. Students
entering all the time. ,....
Warren Business School. . /.
]. H. Kaiser, Mgr. q
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14

The Peoples store is Offering
wonderful bargains in clothing and
shirts this week and next. 1t will
pay anyone to take advantage Of
these offerings.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-14

The Sheaf has some good scrao4h
pads, just the thing for elevator men.