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The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1907-11-12
JAPANESE JOYFUL.

The teeming japanese OF the Hilo dis
trict plantations kept high holiday on
Saturday, Sunday and Monday in honor
of their Emperor birthday. They
really started proceedings on Thursday,
beginning the first draw in the wrest-
ling matches of which they are so fond
The contests were, as usual, conducted
in the covered arena on the mauka
side of Front street opposite Mooheau
park.
On Saturday there was a big luau at
Waiakea. Fencing matches were
brought off on the sward of the Jap
anese temple on Front street Saturday
afternoon, and the various japanese no.
tells kept practically open house Sat
urday night.
Sunday morning there were special
services in the Buddhist and Shinto
temples and also in the japanese Chris
tian church. A special message from
the Emperor to japanese children was
read and the veneration with which it
was received by young and old alike
was further testimony to the rever-
enee with which the ruler is regarded.
During day and night fireworks were
set off, the day flights of balloons
which broke out japanese flags being
extremely pretty.
The celebration was brought to a
close Monday night by the finals in the
athletic contests and a Japanese the
atrical performance at their theater. 1t
is worthy of most creditable note that
only one japanese was arrested during
the celebration and he had, in his en-
thusiastic loyalty, INDUCED in tea
spoonful too much sake.
ITEMS.
At the annual meeting of the Hilo
Burns Club on Saturday evening, the
election of officers resulted in the choice
of the following: President, W. Forbes;
vice president, R. Forbes; treasurer, F,
Anderson; secretary, W. Chalmersi ser
geant at arms, W. Brien.
An attempt at suicide was made by
Mrs. Frank Akana of Puueo on Satur-
| day morning. She had not been feeling
well for some days and her friends had
noticed that she was acting strangely
Matters eliminated in her inficting a
| stab with a pocket knife on herself
The wound was not serious.
Word has been received IN Hilo OF
the death of Mrs. Milne, mother of Mrs
John Tosh, formerly of Hilo. Mrs.
Milne passed away at the ripe age of
eighty. Only three months ago Mrs.
Tosh brought her aged mother to Cali
fornia from Scotland. Mrs. Tosh will
have the sympathy of many Hilo
friends.
A fire coroner's jury decided that
Chez Do Chez, Front street fruit deal
er, was a common nuisance. He had
caused fire by cooking over kero-
sene tin. The fire department janitor
also came in for blame for being alb
sent when the alarm was turned in.
A suggestion has been made that the
local lodge of Elks should obtain the
services of the leaders of the company
that presented "Finnigan the Million
aire" for the Honolulu Elks recently.
The matter is under consideration.
W. T. Balding of Wainaku got a
nasty kick on the leg from his horse last
week and has to limp around with a
cane as a consequence.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1907-11-12
BEAUTIFUL SKIN
Soft White Hands
Luxuriant Hair
Produced by
CUTICURA SOAP.

MILLIONS WOMEN SOAP exclusively
M purifying identifying cleansing
scaes and dandru and the stopping falling hair for soenn
whitening soothing and hands, baths
irions cafpgs perspaon
the form Of washes for lucrative and for antc
which readily themselves especially mothers
the the toilet
induce who haveonce used other especially
and purifying the kn ccalp and hair of infants children
combines delicate ment
the skin with the cleansing ingredients the
refreshing No other
to be compared with purifying and identifying the skim
scalp hair and hands No other foreign domestic
expensive, purposes
and complexion toilet the world
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1907-11-12

F. Pratt Of Leeds, England, arrived
In Wailuku Tuesday and registered at
the Maui Hotel.-Maui News.
The Hawaiian gazette. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1865-1918, 1907-11-12
Complete External and Internal Treatment for EVER Humou


fails Sold throughout world All about the skn Scalp and Of
Sole .. A:
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
WoMEN's MEETINGS.

Each day the women have two SEES!
sions, one at 10 a. m. and one at
D. m. In the evening the men and
women meet together for the general
discussions. AT the women's sessions
Professor Blanche Cooper, with her
assistants, Miss Inez Powell and Miss
Hazel Love (who has been engaged
especially for this work., will have
charge of the work.
Monday, 10 a. m.
Housekeeping, Professionalism
Blanche Cooper.
Canning Fruits--Miss Hazel Love.
Monday, 2 p. m.
The Garden as Source OF Health.
Profit and Pleasure-Professor Rob-
ert s. Northrop.
Vegetables: Place and Use in the
Diet-Miss Hazel Love.
Monday Evening.
General session.
Tuesday Morning.
Economy in the Home-Miss
Blanche Cooper.
Studies in Bread Making-Miss
HaZel Love.
Tuesday Afternoon.
Bacteria In the Home-Professor s.
II. Goodwin.
Foods: Nutritive Value and Cost
Miss Blanche Cooper.
Eggs and Their Use as Food-Miss
Hazel Love.
Wednesday Morning.
System In Household Work-Miss
Blanche Cooper.
Chemistry and Cooking OF Meats
Miss Hazel Love.
Wednesday Afternoon.
Household Entomology-Dr Il. ID.
Ball.
Household Finance Excepting House
hold Accounts)- Blanche Cooper.
Wednesday Evening.
General discussion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
POINTS FOR THE FARMER.

A teaspoonful Or two of oilmeal
day may be fed to breeding ewes. es-
pecially during. the winter.
England's potato crop averages over
six tons an acre. Russia grows bare.
ly two tons to the acre. and Italy lit
tie over one and three-fourths tons.
Most hired men chafe under nag.
ging ut trifling omissions and commits.
sions. The farmer who has the habit
OF picking flaws lis sure to lose love
and respect.
Oats may In some instances be
profitably used as a nurse crop by
sowing a less quantity OF the seed than
is usual and then cutting the oats for
hay as soon as In head.
While 1t is all right to have the
milk cows In good. thrifty condition.
COW that is giving a mess OF rich
milk will hardly be fat. In fact II
milch cows put feed onto their backs
they are not putting It into the pail,
The average man is pretty liable to
forget all about being kind to the
COW when he is compelled to milk
kicking heifer In hot stable, to-
gether with the flies and mosquitoes
humming around like a swarm of bees
hunting for place TO hive" us
good-by theory then.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Hypnotic Sunstroke.

A German physician who had pa.
tient who could not afford to go to a
warm climate, thought he would ac-
complish the same result by means of
hypnotism. The doctor chalked a pic.
ture of the sun on the ceiling, and by
suggestion induced the patient to be-
lieve it really was the sun and that
1t would cure him. But the patient
soon died. When the Doctors friends
guyed him about the novel treatment
he Indignantly explained that the pa
tient was getting along nicely and
would have got well had he not unex'
pectedly died Of sunstroke.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Was Taking No Chances.

A woman OF an original frame OF
mind asked the managers of the New
York street railways to provide each
conductor with a mop and a dust
brush with which to keep the seats
of their cars dry In wet weather and
clear of dust at other times. The SUI
perintendent has declined to consider
the proposition on the ground that the
conductors might get into trouble with
the servant girls union.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30


What to Eat and How to Cook IT.
Miss blanche Cooper.
The Uhafing Dish with demonstra-
tiun1--Miss Hazel Love.
Thursday Afternoon.
Reserve Power In Housekeeping
Mrs. Efiie Il. Merrill.
Contagious Diseases-Dr. e. ID. Ball
Salads with demonstration) Miss
Hazel Love.
Thursday Evening.
General discussion.
Friday Morning.
Quick Enthusiastically and
Food value--Mrs. Efie 4. Merrill.
Baking Powders--Miss Hazel Love.
Bread and How to Make It-Miss
Blanche Cooper.
Friday Afternoon.
Domestic Science, An Opportunity
for Girls-President John A. Widtsoe
Discussion, conducted by Miss
Blanche Cooper.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

into third stay chain put around the
front axletree just outside of front
hounds. The purpose Of the block Ii
to keep the tripletree away from the
tongue SO that the horses can work
freely. The draft all comes on the
chain. The tendency Of the block 10
to push the tongue to the right; the
tendency OF the chain. to pull It to
the left. They balance each other and
the draft is straight.
Our meadows we're 30 soft this sum-
mer that most farmers used four
horses on their hay leaders. ! used
three, with this hitch, and did the
work well, writes an Illinois CORE
spondent of Wallace's Farmer. II can
be changed from one wagon to another
In less than three minutes. To do SO
remove bolt from tongue and unlock
chains. It Is SO simple and cheap that
any farmer can make one In q few min.
utes.
have used such hitch on my land
roller for rs years. except that have
q rod instead Of chain for the draft.
Any tuTcc-uOTSe nitCu ihbteucO 70 tuo
tongue as a doubletree will crowd the
middle horse and make the team work
hard. al t
For driving the team put lines on
the outside horses. swapping checks to
the bit Of inside horse; fasten inside
bits of outside horses to hame rings
Of middle horse with hitch reins.
With such hitch as this in front and
behind there is no need Of fast horse
or slow horse. of urging one forward
or holding another back The draft
is equal on each. and each horse is
equally well guided or backed with
the lines.
l often wanted to take an empty"
out or bring loaded wagon In with
| two horses. To do so. put common
doubletree clevis through the ring that
| connects the two clevis at the short
end of tripletree. put clevis pin
through hole in doubletree strap. The
draft is straight and hitch so short
that tripletree will not rub wheel.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
DEPENDS UPON POINT or VIEW.

Many man Is worth less than the
insurance he carries.
Airs assumed by the self-made man
are mostly fresh airs.
The average girl would rather have
freckles than a low instep.
A woman's figure, like her age, IL
sometimes a doubtful quantity.
When a woman has a train OF
thought it's apt to be an unlimited ex.
press.
The easier II Is to pump man the
less the Information you get out OF
him ia worth.
A man may have a fondness for
widows, and still feel that Miss is as
good az Mrs.
Only q man whose foolishness ex'
ceeds his bravery would ever attempt
to stop the runaway tongue Of a
woman.
The primary cause of divorce is
marriage.
An all-round man should be on the
square.
Give the devil his due. II you don't
there is the devil to pay.
People who are suspicious always
find what they are looking for.
A woman may be as young as she
feels, but she is generally older than
she thinks she looks.
There is certain brand Of Chris
tian who feels that paying pew rent
entities him to reserved seat. In
heaven.
The man who boasts Of his wicked
ness is seldom to be believed any
more than the man who prates Of his
piety.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Leaumlnous Eoraae plants.

A leguminous plant Is one that has
pods. Some OF the pods are very
small. like those on the clover, while
other pods are large, like those on the
bean land pea. There are many wild
plants whose pods are so small as
not to attract attention from the
casual passerby, But In all cases
the legumes are good things to grow.
for the reason that they are them.
selves rich in nitrogen and as forage
plants supply protein to the animals
eating them, and also gather nitrogen
from the air by which they all their
roots and so leave the soil richer In
nitrogen than they find IT, Every
farmer should endeavor to grow some
ieguminous plants.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
IL Wouldn't Go.

Widow (sobbing)-We will have t
break Off our intended marriage.
Suito' (dismayed) on eartl
is the matter?
Widow told my daughter thi,
morning ] was going to get married
again. and she objected.
Suitor-What did she say?
Widow-She said the idea made hei
tired-so tired. that she could moi
and would not go step-father.-Balti
more American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
The Excoptjon.

SLOW and sure" remarked the man
with the quotation habit. "is a good
motto"
But" protested the thoughtful
thinker, there is one thing that can
never be slow and sure"
Whats that" queried the quota
ton dispenser.
"A watch replied the t. t--Chica-
go Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
6unkoed,

What is the matter, Uncle JimT
Matter? Why those blamed city
fishermen are the biggest fabricatori
on the face of the EARTH"
''In what way?"
why, they told me there was the
finest kind of spoon fishing in thii
stream. Here l have been fishing
four hours with every kind of spoon
from a kitchen spoon to a silver tea
spoon, and, by heck, haven't got sc
much as nibble yet!"--Chicagt
Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

There ought to be state prison for
those who destroy the hopefulness
and lessen the energy of their fellows;
they are human ravens eternally
croaking their "Nevermore!" like that
dismal fowl whose neck the poet
should have wrung at an early stage
of his visit We want prophet OF
cheerfulness; dispenser OF sun
shine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
THREE HORSES ON a WAGON.
Successful Method Followed by One
Farmer In lIilnoIs.

Bolt one end of 1x4 oak block Is
inches long tA) on the upper side Of
the tongue in the hammer hole. put
ting an iron brace on under side Of
tongue and block. Put bolt through
middle hole of tripletree and end hole
Of block. Put that bolt through ring
In the end of common wagon stay
chain on upper side OF tripletree, also
through another chain on under side
OF block. Pass the two chains diagon-
ally across the tongue hounds, one
above, the other below, and hook them
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Heat Of the Sun.

II is not impossible to express the
marvellous power of the suns heat.
but we can admit without shame that
1t is impossible to comprehend 1t. The
heat emitted by the sun In each sec
ond Is equal to that which would re-
suit from the combustion of eleven
quadrillions, six hundred thousand
milliards of tons of coal burning at the
same time.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Revenge.

Wasn't 1t embarrassing to stand up
and recite that piece before the COM
pany, after overhearing that odious
Miss Tartun say It always made her
sick to hear you read?" asked the in
innate friend.
mo, 1t was fun" answered the ANA.
teur elocutionist. 1T was the keenest
pleasure in the world to know was
making her sick."-Chicago Tribune.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
His Platform az Amended.

my platform" shouted the orator
bringing his fist down with resound
ing thwack on the desk before him
us. Leave well enough alone!'"
Beg pardon" whispered the chair
man of the meeting. an eminent Bos
ton citizen, pulling his coat tail,
gently. LET well enough alone IL
the preferable form. Chicago Tri
bune.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

A movement is being made in Ger.
tain quarters In France to bring about
the representation Of women on the
juries. II long has been felt that to
try women for crime before a court
where the jury Is composed entirely
of men is an unnatural and unfair
proceeding.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Fatal x-Ravo,

Four deaths are known to be direct.
ly attributable to exposure to the
X-rays. There is mystery about
these cases, the disease being un.
known to medical science. though 1t
is believed to involve some great prin.
ciple OF life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Carlsbad Springs.

Sandy Pikes-Dis paper says
science comedies dat de world is going
insane.
Gritty George-Don't doubt 1t in de
least. pard. read de other day
where a man travelled 1000 miles TO
drink water. Think of dat!-Chicago
Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
PROGRAM FOR FARMERS SCHOOL

Conducted by the stste Agricultural
College Under Auspices Of the Bear
River Valley Farmers Protective
Association, 70 Re Held at Tne-
monitor, BOX Elder County, Week
Beginning Dec. 2, 1907.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

Great Statesman Ito married daugh-
ter)-My dear, your husband will
never amount to anything II you don't
spur him on. Why don't you persuade
him to go into politics?
Daughter-But, pa, he has tried. and
he can't stand 1t. The whisky makes
him sick.-N. Y. Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Monday, 10 a. m,


The Purpose of the School--Profes-
sor Lewis A. Merrill.
Selection of Site for Fruit Grow
ing-Professor Robert s. Northrop.
II Monday, 2 p. m.
! How to Increase and Maintain the
Fertility of the Soil-Professor Lewis
A. Merrill.
Care Of the Fruit Plantation with
Reference to Pruning and Thinning
Professor Robert s. Northrop.
Monday, q p. m.
Demonstration In Orchard-Profee'
sor Robert 8. Northrop.
Monday, 1850 p. m.
The Farmers Library-Professor
Lewis A. Merrill.
Home characterization = Professor
Robert 8. Northrop.
The Home-A Social Factor--Miss
Blanche Cooper.
Tuesday, 10 a. m.
Treatment of Diseases In the Fruit
Plantation--Professo Robert ..
Northrop.
Forage Crops Suitable to Utah
Professor Lewis A. Merrill.
Sheep on the Farm-Hon. w. o.
Hansen.
Tuesday, 2 p. m.
Picking, Packing, and Storing Fruit
Professor Robert 8. Northrop.
Apple Growing for Profit In the
Bear River valley-Moroni Morten'
sen.
Tuesday, 1880 p. m.
TnhA
the Birds-Professor s. H. Goodwin.
Work OF the State Board OF Horti-
culture-Hon. G. A. Hickenlooper.
Wednesday, 10 q. m.
Maintaining the Standard In Fruit
Production-Hon. ]. Edward Taylor.
Farm Drainage for Alkali and for
Surplus Water-Professor w. w. NC
Laughlin.
Wednesday, 2 p. m.
Essentials in Orcharding-Hon. G.
A. Hickenlooper
Successful Utah Horticulturists
and Their Methods-Hon. j. Edward
Taylor, Secretary State Board OF Hor-
ticulture.
Farmers observation-disclosures w.
w. Mclaughlin.
Wednesday, 1880 p. m.
Farmers Organizations-Dr. e. d.
Birds: Their Relation to Grains
and Grasses-Professor s. H. Good
win.
Thursday, 10 a. m.
The Cooling Moth; Its Life History
and Method Of Eradication-Dr. u. ID.
Ball.
Thursday, 2 p. m.
Sugar Beet Insects-Professor q. d.
Ball.
sugar Beet Growing-Hon. John p.
4 Holmgren.
Profit in Sugar Beets--Hon. Mosiah
Evans.
Thursday, 1850 p. m.
Sanitation in the Farm Home
Miss Blanche Cooper.
Industrial Education - President
John A. Widtsoe.
Friday. 10 a. m.
Irrigation Problems-Dr. John A.
Widtsoe.
Arid Farming Problems-Professor
Lewis A. Merrill.
Friday, 2 p. m.
Economic Feeding of Live Stock
Professor Lewis A. Merrill.
Breeding and Selecting Dairy Cat
tle-Professor John II. Game Ill.
Friday, 4 p. m.
Stock Judging School-ProfessoI
John T. Caine III.
Friday, 1880 p. m.
The State Agricultural College
with stereopticon views)-Presiden'
John A. Widtsoe.
Breed and Type in Farm Animals
with stereopticon views)-Professo
John T. Game III.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Stopped.

"Tompkins doesn't run people down
the way he used to-"
MOI"
mo. He sold his automobile. -
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Eactp. Not Eancles.

An American manager who started
for New York, said to his London
agent in parting: Now. after the
play is produced. please don't cable
me Great success Send money"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Accounting for Il.

do you know. dear, our gas man
is a poet"
"Humph! That accounts for the
rapid flow of his meter."-Balti.
more American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
tn, Woman Suicides Hat.

VU6 WUWdW Ou'C'ueU Vats
An interesting contribution to the
study of feminine psychology has been
made by the Hampstead (Eng.) cor
oner. Women always take of their
hats before committing suicide" said
he
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Forty.eIuht to the Bad.

Eyes. 1t was hard luck. He fell in
love with her at first sight, bought
a 50-trip ticket, and was refused on
his second visit."-Brownings Maya
zine
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Erenchman cIlnos 10 land.

Frenchman CIlnps to Land.
There are upward Of 100000 sep
arate freeholds In France, as COM
pared with about 100000 in Great
Britain, fact which in itself speaks
volumes. A Frenchman will part with
anything rather than land.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

Milwaukee, Death Rate Low.
Milwaukee ranks lowest In death
rates among the lake cities.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Comedy Sketch Team.

Nevertheless and notwithstanding.
Two words that a newspaper para
grapher uses when he cant think Of
anything else.-Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

Miss Brinmore-Oh! Mr.. Prince
ward, heard that you were "lef,
back on the varsity team?
Princevard-Yes, I'm left back, ali
right. the captain thought l wasn't
quite up to the mark.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

The uneonquerable Spirit.
Morris--Who rises every time he
falls will some time rise to stay.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30
Babies Ambidextrous,

6dpIeS NmpIueNtToub.
Four:fifths Of the babies are said to
be ambidextrous. They develop In
right and left-handed persons by the
force of example.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

Harold (seated on fathers knee in
crowded tramcar, has been told to al
ways give up his seat to a lady who Is
standing)-Will you take my seat,
lady?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

River Niles Overflow.
The Nile overfiows its banks from
July to October. This is due to the
rainfall Of the Abyssian highlands.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-30

Stranger Ito extremely near-sighted
old gent, who has asked him the way)
Pm goin' that way meself, mate
Better come with me. there's lot O.
rough characters about.