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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29
Iutlc Compliment .,m Mn1.

TIE A~lhuQueuuuc MClntush-Rruwns
now knows how II feels Go get vol
However. d took a non-rcsi-
dent club TO do 20. At Trinidad Sat
urdav and yesterday the Duke city
bunch was given two druhhings thar
prnl ably took SOME of the coneeit out
81 tlem.-Thc Almanac.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29

New YORK. Aus -N-Iacoh schlff
saws 20 blame the administration fnr
the crescent financial difficulties b.
both fhouEhtiess and unjust schlu
attributes the crisis co 500 rapid rails
road industrial and commercial de-
Nrlnpmeut and says uc must rcmeu-
hcr the Russo-Iaganes. nsr and san
FranclsCa earthquake destroyed an
enormous amount Of wealth which
one ~ later must make Hs0if fF'f
Insufficient attention has been given
fa she fact that both Japan end
Chine have entered into competition
fsr fhs worlds surplus capital BE
aaid the nuiy remedy wnuld b. fnf
temporary reduction ~ arfifliie~ ur-
tI capital and credit facilities reached
q anlnf sufficient ~ the volume ur
huainefs
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29

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prize - Pay Tor soms sev bearde-.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29

rerhap. ssar ~t-teaant has fauna = bet,
ter plsre-tust =. yca ctn rad a better ten-
ant. N 80 rlsc- N adserttseEuenf In the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29

The woman who reaas tne advertisements
shops hBtelIigeutly. isn't IL worth While "a
do that? Try one In the Morning Journal.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29

~ ALBUoUERQUE. ~ THE TERRIroRY OF NEw MEXICO. AT
THE CLOSE or BUSINESS AUGUST %. 1907;
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-29

md sa"rn 90 before me this -sh dav ~ AuEust fsos.
SAMCEL PIcKARD.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
Ordinance No. 84

An Ordinance proh.5iiiog male and ic-
 male rnrsuuz urd-T the age Of l6
 years from .ns s,ra. ls of tae Town O,
 Seagaay. during certain heurs of the
 day. unless accompanied by adult per
 sons, aI'.
 Ga n Ordained by the Common Council of lIe Town of Skagway.
 Section ]. That daring the period from Dar Isl to April 2Och of each year. ir sHaU b. anIaw'u, for any per son under $ years To go or he upon the public -raa.s .f tie Town of Skagway 5erageu he hUHs 0f o'clock, D. m. and 0.c.o.s p. no. of eacf day unless -u u.r.uD shall bn a romDau ei by and jl char oi a compe aat aud adult person.
 Section 2. That during the period trum May, lsl, t0 Sept "DJh, Of c-cn year. it shall be unIaWfu .or any person under .he age Of iG yeas 10 go or be upon any cl Jae pubic streets oE-tAa I,wu of SEagwav, Ee,we.n the hou:s cf go.c.ueE, p, m. and 6 o'clock, s. m. 0f each day Illcss accompanied by and fn chulc oi 8 compsleut and adult person.
 S-c.iou 8. Tt shall be unlawful for any parent, ur other person having the custody COP control ui any p.rsOn under .he age O. I1 years to allow such person ,u go ur be upon any Of the public streets ut rheiGw 1l SGal wdr. between Lh- hours specified ID S-crOn Ian ,, of this ord nance, ur ess such person shall be accompanied by and in charge of 8 C0mpelen and adult p rsOr: and iu any prUsecu ion l0r the violation of Sections end 9. 0I this n.diuarce, the presence ur thc person .Dter lG years ol age, un- attended upon any of the public streets as aforesaid, in violation hereof, shall be deemed prlma facie evidence of the guilt ur e parent OF Q her person hay ing the custody or control of such per son, of the violation Of the pro isiors hereof
 Section ]. Any pers-n who shall violate the foregoing provisions of this ordinance shall be deemed guilty of g misdameau0r, and shall be punished by a line 0l Two Dollars nor more than Ten Dollars.
 Section B. This ordinance shall take effect ar. he force from anl after it's pa-sago end approval
 Section 8. Ina all ordinances or paris Of ordinances conflicting herewith are hereby repealed.
 Passed ana Common Council this 20.a, duy %. Hlr, I91,,
 MARTIN CONWAY,
 President of the Council, NATTIIH" BRYCE,
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
Notice 70 Contractors

EN0,fce is hereby given that scaled Dds will be received ny tho Uuders.gu- cd until l2 m, Saturday. June <. lgIT. lo construct certain improve meuts, repairs and additions Co the nro1ic school building, the said work tu be done in accordance with plans and sD.c.Gco. ions lu uY possession, and which may b. examined by ary one desiring 10 h.d 0n thn work in question at any time. The said bids must be l0- c osed in a plain envelope and marked, "Bids to do work on public school bui.dmg.' The bids received will be opened at the meeting of the Common Council, Monday evening, June llLh.
 Plumbing and carpenter work must be separate Jids
 The council reserves the right to re- ject any and al. bids.
 Chris C. Shea,
 Chairman of the CoumitJee on Pub lie Works and Public Property of the Common Council Town of SkagwaY. Skagway. Alaska. June 1. 1907 b-4-ti
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
WAlLICK GOtS
 10 BIG SALMON

Tralumoster A. AI WalIiCk, of the Of the White Pass, win leave Monday for the Big Salmon district where he win spend the summer with his mining properties. Mrs, WalIich and children will leave next week for Seattle, where they will spoai the summer.
 During the absence of Nr. "a.lick, " J. Mulv.htI will act as urainmaster, J s Beemer will take the afternoon trick as train dispatcher and he will be succa. ded on the night trick by c. F.. Tab'er. heretofore agent a, the shops. N Barker becomes agon, aJ the shops Co succeed Mir. THb,or
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
WILLIAMS SAYS
 BRYAN UNANIMOUSLY

The S.. Louis Times is making poll Of the various presidential candidates and is sending ts.egrams JO all mcmo CTS of the nalion.l commiltee of both parties. Judge l.. l.. Williams rcceiv- ed a message asking lhim 10 telegraph to the Times his opinion as to who will be the democratic nominee For the presidency. He answered that Bryan would be nominated uaanimouslr.-Ju ueau Rec0rd.M.ner.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
CTS AWAY
Selkirk Sails from WhiJo-
 horse With Cargo

Whitehorse, June 8-The Selkirk sailed for Dawson St 3:3O p. m. yesCer- day with S3 passengers and l54 tons of freight. She passed Lower La6arge st 5 m.
 The Dawson, going down stream, was st Coffee Creek at 5 8. m. and wlll reach Dawson this afternoon.
 The WhlEehor5e will sail again next Tuesday or Wednesday.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
HAIR TELLS CHARACTER.

Color Of Hair Said to Indicate a Per
 zou'B Temperament.
 Many people believe that blonde, or Hsh. hair denotes affection and dark air cgus.a1cy. A person without hair s -a- devoid Of character; far from iL -.s disposition oG the average bald .e-GeG man Is to show such soIicitude for the welfare Ot others, that he neg arts himself A germ causes badness. Prof. Sab0uraud of Paris. France, in- aaeeuateL 8 rabbit with Dandruf germs, causing it 10 become totally bald in five weeks time. To rid the scalp of thes" Hr~ge-Cgs germs lt Is necessary to apply Enw5r0s IIerpicide.
 Destroy the cause-you remove the .Ean.."
 Sold by leading druggists. Send loo In stamps for sample Co The Herpicide Co.,. Detroit. Mich.
 Tuo slzes-5O cents and 3l.o0.
 Wm. Britt, Special Agent.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
PRINCESS BEATRICE
 ON WAY NORTH

4 cab.egram received this morning by II. B. Duun, agent for the Canadian Pacific, says the Princess Beatrice sailed for SkagwaY a, 4 o'clock thLs morning -comV oncouver. She will be due here tuesday evening or Wednes- day mol. iug. She has l50 tons of freight aaJ 75 passengers for this place besides J,.ae days mail.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
sKAGwAy WEATHER

The result of the observation taken at Moore wharf at midnight, June ' 1907, is as follows Temperature time Observat'n 5O above Max. temp. preceding 2i ihOur5~6 above Min |" "50 above Mean ' .55 above
 Barometer 29l2
 Clear, calm.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
Dnuolug LesEons Tonight

The undersigned wIl begin with a dauciug class this evening lFrjday, June 7}, at lhe Maccabees hall. Those wishing 70 join are requested to call there between Q and g Lessons will ba private.
 Miss UiIm8 DOUee.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
gseeIseessIsIeIsIseIsI.eOe0seo9
PERSONAL MENTION

EGG5tSGGSSS00SSG3SeG '':(s''RS'sNS
 Sam HsrYey,s Yukon sourdouEh who is just completing his drs, 7acslion in 10 years was SD interior bound Passsn- ger this morning. He has spent the vlaJsr viSIElug relatives and friends In different parts Of IndiaEa snd Penusyl- 7ania. Be visited lhe Jamestown eT- position just before leaving the East for bis home on WOOdchopper creek.
 Herbert c. Wilson, the Dawson attorney, left on the Hum5old. yester- day morning for the South. Be will locate at Winnepeg, having quit the Yukon for good.
 Laney Hubbard, the well known Dawson merchant and trader, Is aJ the Golden North. He arrived On the Humboldt and is on his way 10 the interior.
 The Rev. A. P Mclean is a Skag- way visitor. He will occupy the pulpit, ss tho Presbyterian church tomorrow night.
 VI. Hahur White Pass suDertnten- dent, will return to Skagway iom WhiJshorse tOdsy.
 Enuss Anderson is ju the city today from las Summit, He arrived yss.er- day.
 E. Wood and Jack Dsuner.lue, of Haines, are tn Skagaay. They arrived % the Hegg last night.
 "Big Joe" Engle arrived on the Cottage City enIrouge to Fairbanks.
 J. J. Daly arrived on the Cottage City from Eetchikau.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
Ordinance NO. 85

An rliun.e. lu.a.inr section No. |, of urEinan cE0. ta. entitled "Au O:- G.IEc. Prohibiting the O5suuctOn cf Running Streams. and for O.hcr puug-.-. 'Apuog. August, &is!, 1909. Be i. ord ind by the c.mmOu council oE l.a Town of StJgwgg:
 Sec ion ]. Tha. Section No. l. of O.Ltaauca No. 43. eIJiled, An Or d.nanco Prohibiting the' td'5truction of Ruunfng streams, and for Other Pur noses. Approved 3Ist, l9O3 be and rh. same is hereby amended by adding. rna.e.n lha f0.lJEinT:
 That iJ hall be compulsory on the part f.be ownGrot ary reai property, IF of ihe a. eut of said uwnc. uf sad real nrou.r.r within the limits Of lhe Town of Nkagway, on vhich property there eyiIs running stream of water, 10 re- mor- from sad running stream of water. any debris, utIa', refuse or any obstruction whatsoever tending to noilu.e or dam mp slid run-ing stream of water. whereby the said running stream of water s.ali become stagDaut. This ordinance shall ttke effect and be in lO-ne from gnd after it's passage and approval
 Passed rne CourciI and approved Jeue @ d, 1907.
 MARTIN CONWAY,
 Mayor. Attest:
 MATTHEW BRIDGE,
 Town Clerk.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
pirns Curnd In6 tnIAnnrs

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleed ing or Protruting Piles in J0 l4 days or money refunded. Soc, M-W-F
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
PRESBYTERIAN

PRESBYTERIAN Fifth Avenue and State street. There will be services Sunday even- ing at the Presbyterian church, the Rev. A. r. Mclean, of Haiues, will preach. There will be DO morning service.
 Sunday school at I2 o'clock, noon. The Junior Society Christian En- dcavor meets at 4 p. m.
 The Christian Endeayor society will meet at the 6:3O D. ID.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
For tho Next CensuS

The s,ork is doing his best to make skagvay grow. He visited the house Of Mr. and Mrs. E. ". AchinsOu last night and left twius-a boy and 8 girl. Dr. Brawand, the attending physician, says all the parties are doing ez- cslleDtly.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

The Fifth Avenue hotel is the big gesI and best appoinsed hOstelry in all the north.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
NLEIH0nIsr ERIsENEAL.

METHODIST EPISCOPAL. Corner Fifth avenue and Main street. II 8. m. Morning worship. I2I5 D. m. Sunday School 7p. m EpwortE League, 8 p. m., Evening Service, Subject The thrilling story of the circulation of the Bible in all lauds,' All cordially invited.
 Rev. J. ". Glenk, Pastor
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

The best dining room, thebes5 acc0mmo dlJiUns, the most comfort at the Fifth avenue.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
Better Prspased than Ever

Having put in a steam boiler and other machinery we are better pre- pared Jhun ever 10 do Grst-class work on short notice.
 5.23-if Skagway Laundry
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
no CUREA A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE PROMO Quninie Tablets. Druggists refund money fl it fails 10 cure. E. W. GROVES signa- mre is on each byX.2 5c.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
Cb& Churches
EPISCOPAL CHURCH

EPISCOPAL CHURCH State sree, bet. SJh and 9th avenues S.30 &. m., Holy Communion. liam, L-tany and Holy Commun. ion and sermon.
 I2.30 p. m. Sunday school. SD. m., EvensOnE. Iu the morning the Bishop vii. be the preacher. In the evening there will be two addresses-by lhe Bishop and the Rev Thos. JenkiIs-on the Jamestown Celebration and the mons great Thank-OTering All are welcome at these services.
 CATHOLIC. High Mass and Sermon at 10 a, m. Sunday school at Il:3O a. m. Evening serv ce and instructions at 7:3O p. DO.
 Holy mass week days at 7:30 8. ID. Sunday, holy communion eJ s am.
 Rev. p c Bougts, s. J.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

Am,rica's finest production. Rich and mellow: Al the Seattle, lhc house oi old honest goods and reputation !
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
CaII For Special Idost'ng

There will be 8 special meeting of the Chamber Ot Commerce this evening for Lhe purpose of tskinu action with reference 10 celebrating the Fourth of July. All members are requested to be present.
 John ". Troy, ,vice-presldent
 Matthew Bridge, secretary. skagway, June g. 1907,
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

50 designs of 1907 wal paper just re ceiVOd at HarrisOn's.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

T5 know what means comfort in Skagway Is to stay aJ the Fifth Avenue LoseI--a modern hostelry in every way
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
5EnEwuy Laundry

For frst-Class work try SkagwGy Laundry. Twenty-Five vesrs' eZperi euce. Telephone 69. f.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

The Pack Train Restaurant will serve vine with dinner orders, free iu place OfLea or coffee. Come on boys.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
LietIO Baby Dies

The little baby daughter Ot AIr. and Mrs. E.M. Mcintyre, born last Monday passed sway yesterday afternoon. It had not been strong from it's birth. The bereavad parents have the sincere gympashy of @ hos. of friends.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

Rainier Book Beer At Mascot Rainier Book Beer ou draught at the Mascot.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

A new Piano torrent or sale-Iuqulr of Principal Barber Shop, tf.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08
CREAM


America's finest production, Rich and mellow At the Seattle, the house of old honest goods and reputation"
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

New Plano For Rent or snlO
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

Al. the deucacles oi the season at the Pack Train Restaurant,
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-08

MATTHEW BRIDGE,
 Town Clerk.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
Old Fashion.

Old fashioned sincerity, old fashion
ed truthfulness, old fashioned morals,
old fashioned integrity and the like
have given away to the new fashioned
standard OF 1.-The Dollar" The pos
session of the dollar is the aim Of the
day and by it the standard of our pee
pie is judged. And that is what the
trouble is throughout the land.
Formerly a man was valued for his
personal worth. Now hefi is measured
by the dollar rule. The majority of
the people of the land are in a mad
rush for money regardless in many
instances of the means used to get it.
With many, money now takes the
place of good morals and high char
acter.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05

could, and he would get more than
n~ine-tenths of the votes of this county,
but because they need him where he
is.
Should Mr.. Lever decide to enter
the senatorial contest, Orangeburg
Will probably put Col. Thomas M.
Raysor forward for congress. .
It is net known just what Col. Ray
sor would say to this as he declined
to enter the race for governor, though
urged by friends from every section
Of the State last year, but it is thought
that sufficient pressure could be
brought to bear to make him enter
the congressional race, in which case
he would prove a most formidable
candidate, still there is a universal
desire that Congressman Lever sue
coed himself without opposition
The State.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
MY SANCTUM.

You can talk of pretty boudoirs and par
lors superfine,
Whose glories are concealed in cover
lets;
You can pirate Of cozy corners, where
you can lie supine;
For luxurics, like these I've no regrets,
For there's q little sanctum which is very
near the roof,
Devoted to my literature and pen.
Where from domestic roubles l a al
ways keep aloof:
7 call it quite Familiarity my den.
I know 1t is untidy, but it's very snug at
that;
It's dusty, and the curtains smell Of
smoke.
I brook no interruption, allow no com
mon chat,
While the divine af1atus I invoke.
The walls are hung with pictures which
typify an art
Quite equal to the usual mortaFs ken,
And when from care and bother l like to
be apart
lust retire into my little den.
It has no bars, although they say that ]
am like q bear
When I have turned the key inside the
lock;
There is no ''open sesame" somehow
never hear,
However hard outsiders choose tc
knock.
For they may chafe. and they may fret
I do not care a cent
And they may bless the selfish race Of
men.
I have no use for friend or foe; I'm per
fectly content;
I'm dead to all the world when In my
den.
La Touche Hancock in New York Press
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
His identifying Mark.

Viscount Turnour. the Earl OF Win
terton's sor, was being interviewed In
New York about clothes. On this sub,
ject, however, the young man refused
to talk.
"You," he said, "are the sixth report
er to talk clothes to me today. 1 think
O reporters are too persistent. You
give me no rest. You remind me of a
friend of mine at Oxford who used tc
like to drink a mug Of ale at the Miter
He was always very particular about
having his own mug.
"At the Miter n evening be sait
to the barmaid:
GA mug of Bass. Nellie. and be care
full to draw it in my own pewter. Make
no mistake
"rNo fear Of making mistake about
your pewter, SIR the barmaid answer
ed. 4 can tell it with ease
GLOW so? my friend asked.
"sBy the handle,' said the barmaid
It's always warm "-Washington Star
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05

Summer coughs and colds yield at
once to Bees Laxative Cough Syrup.
Contaius hoaey and tar but III opiates.
Children like it. Pleasant to take. Its
}axltive qualities recommend ittomoth-
ers. Hoarseness, coughs, Group yield
quickly, Sold by Kaufman Drug Co.
Gentle spring has e tough job get
ting the lid eff.
Pineules foe the kidneys strengthen
7Saese organs and assist in drawing poi
sea from the tood. Try them for rheu-
rnatism, kidney, bladder trouble, for
haabago and tired worn out feeling.
They bring quick relief. Satisfaction
Guaranteed. Sold by Kaufman Drug
Co.
a woman seems to think cold feet
are IN Indictment of ner social stand
ing.
W. e. Ward. Of Dyersburg, Tenn,
writes: "This is To certify chat l have
rsed Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup for
chronic constipation, aid it has proven,
without q doubt, u Le d thorough,
practical remedy for this trouble, and it
j. with p''esure ! offer my coHs;ientlous
,et.:en e." Kaufman Drug Co..
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
CATARRH
and
Catarrhal Headaches

are quickly relieved by Nosena. It
soothes the congested membranes, allays
infammations and thoroughly heals and
c~leanses. It keeps moist all the pas
sages whose tendency is to thicken and
become dry. Cures colds, throat trou-
bles, hoarseness, hay fever, ''stopped-
up" nose, breathing through mouth
while sleeping, offensive breath, etc. 1t
is antiseptic and contains no chemicals
or drugs having a narcotic effect, or
that can cause the "drug habit" Der
ri ks Drug Stae and c. E. Corley.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
The Laws Delay.

The Laws Delay.
Shortly after Congressman Maddox
Of Georgia had turned over part Of his
law practice to Lis son the young man
came into the office with a flushed, tri-
umphant face.
Pap" he began, "you know that
wilkins case you've been trying for
the last ten years."
The congressman nodded.
"Well." said the young man. GIVE
settled it,"
Settled it!' calculated his father.
"Settled it! Why. my boy. I gave you
that case as an annuity!"-Woman's
Home Companion.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
Poor Organ.

Dam(s) the bile. That's what yogr
liver does if it's torpid. Then the Die
overlows into the h~]ood-poisons your
system, causing sick headache, bilious
ress, sallow skin, coated tongue, SICK
stomach. dizziness, fainting spells, etc;
Ramon's treatment Of Liver Pills and
Tonic Pellets strengthens the liver Il
makes it do its own work. Prevents
and cures these troubles. 1t aids
doesn't force. Entire treatment 25c,
Derrick's Drug Store and G. E. CorlAy.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
Points of Difference.

'"There's a great difference in autos"
In what way"
well, 1 think my neighbours $4,000
car is infinitely superior to the $4,000
car Of the man farther down the
street"
I'm what way"
my neighbor often takes me for a
ride in his car" - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
PROVOKING.

"John," said Mrs. Stub after sup.
per, II wish you would put this picture
In a good position on the wall"
"Oh, hang itp' blurted Mr.. Stub,
who was reading up the. baseball pros
poets for 1907.
Mrs. Stub smiled sweetly.
GLOW did you guess it. dear? That
is Just what I should have said in the
first pIace-hang it."-Detroit Tribune.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
Wise Old Gentleman.

"But, pop" said the astonished
youth, "why in the world should you
present me with a watch covered with
RUBBER?
why, my boy" replied the father.
81 hear that you Soak your watches
so often I wanted to make this one
waterproof."-New York World.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
Her Reasons.

Elizabeth, aged four, had been chided
for her naughtiness by her mother,
who concluded her reproof by asking,
why can't you be nice. like the little
Smith girls? Like a flash the little
one came back with, "Well, their whole
family is nicer than ours."-A1other-
hood.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
Helpful SUGGESTION.

II can't decide" she said to the mil
liner. 81 just don't know what to do
about a hat. I'm Of two minds about
it."
Then take two hats" suggested the
milliner, "and please both minds."-
Judge.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-06-05
carciess Have Right Of Way.

The Postmaster General has issued
an order or notice that all rural mail
carriers have the right of way on all
the country roads, and that all other
carriages or conveyances must sur
render hhat right Of way to the rural
carriers. That was the rule when the
mailswere carriedin four-horse stage
coaches, and every one had to get out
of the way when the mail came along.
Tits a very serious matter for any one
to obstruct the rapid transportation
of the United States mails. Get out
of the road when the rural free deliv-
cry carrier comes along with Uncle
Sans maiu-R. F. D. News.