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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
Dies in Discharge of Duty,

Champ Clark relates the experience
of Western politician who was max
ing a house to- house canvass some
years ago.
This politician had come to pros
porous looking farm house at cross
road, when he observed a comely
young woman standing at the gate.
Pulling up his horse, tina candidate
for the peoples favor gracefully lifted
his hat in salute to the young woman
and politely asked:
"No doubt, madam, your estimable
husband is at homer"
eyes, responded the woman.
'Might I have the pleasure of seeing
him?" sauvely inquired the politician.
"He's down in the pasture a-buryln'
the dog" came from the individual
at the gate.
III am very sorry, indeed, to learn
of the death of your dog" came in a
sympathizing tone from the candidate,
ssWhat killed him?''
'sHe wore hisself out abarken' at
candidates. said the weman.-Roch-
ester Herald.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26

So many false formulas and malicious
statements concerning his medicines
had been published through the con-
niyance OF jealous competitors and dis
gruntled doctors, that DR.. Pierce deter
mined to completely disarm his assail-
ants by full and frank statement Of
their exact composition, verifying the
same under oath as complete and cor
rect. This he has done and to the
complete discontinue Of those who had
assailed his good name as well as the
well-earned reputation of his world
famed medicines.
Not only does the wrapper of every
bottle of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, the famous medicine for
weak stomach, torpid liver or bilious
ness and all catarrhal diseases wherever
located, have printed upon it, IN plain
English, a full and complete list of all
the ingredients composing it, but a
small book has been compiled from
numerous standard medical works, of
all the different schools of practice,
containing very numerous extracts from
the writings of leading practitioners
of medicine, endorsing sss the strongest
possible terms, each and every ingred-
lent contained in DR.. Pierce's medi-
cines. One of these little books will be
mailed free to any one sending address
on postal card or by letter, to DR.. r. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y, and requesting
the same. From this booklet it will be
learned that DIR. Pierce's medicines con-
tain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious
agents and that they are made from
native, medicinal roots of great value;
also that some of the most valuable in
gradients contained in DIR. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription for weak, nervous,
over worked, "run-down," nervous and
debilitated women, were employed, long
years ago by the Indians for similar
ailments affecting their squaws. In
fact, one of the most valuable medic
inal plants entering into the compost
ton of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton was known to the Indians as
vSuuaw-Weed." Our knowledge of the
uses of not few of our most valuable
native, medicinal plants was gained
from the Indians.
As made up by improved and exact
processes, and with the use of specially
designed chemical apparatus, the ia
vorite Prescription is most efficient
remedy for regulating all the womanly
functions, correcting displacements, as
prolapsus, anteversion and retroversion,
overcoming painful periods, toning up
the nerves and bringing about a perfect
state of health.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26

The exact proportion of the several ino
gradients used in these medicines, as
well as the working formula and pecul-
lar processes, apparatus and appliances
employed in their manufacture, are
withheld from publicity that DR.. Pierce's
proprietary rights may not be infringed
and trespassed upon by unprincipled
imitators and those who may be pirate
cally inclined.
Dr. John Fyfe, of Saugatuck, 4 sn--
Editor of the Department of Thera
tics in The ELECTRIC REVIEW say
Unicorn root (Het0m60s DaoScG) one
the chief ingredients of DIR. Pierce's F.
vorite Prescription: "a remedy which.
invariably acts as uterine invigorator
and always favors a condition which
makes for normal activity OF the entire
reproductive system, cannot fail to be
of great usefulness and of the utmost
Importance to the general practitioner
of medicine"
vHelonias more fully answers the
above purposes them arg other drag
nth Whach L am acquainted. In the
treatment of diseases peculiar to women
it is seldom that case is seen which
does not present some indication for
this remedial agent"
vThe following are among the Lead
ing indications for Helonias: Pain or
aching in the back, with leucorrbea;
atomic weak conditions of the repro
ductive organs of women, mental de-
preston and irritability, associated with
chronic diseases of the reproductive
organs of women, constant sensation Of
heat in the region of the kidneys: menor-
rhagia, (vf1ooding") due TO weakened
condition of the reproductive system;
amenorrhea, arising from or acconpa-
nying an abnormal condition OF the
digestive organs and an anemic (thin
blood) habit; dragging sensations in the
extreme lower part OF the abdomen"
If more or less of the above symptoms
are present no invalid women can do bet
ter than take DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription, which is rich in all the medicinal
properties of Unicorn root or Helonias.
MEN AND WOMEN
should have medical book handy. They
should know about anatomy and phySi-
ology. They should have book that
treats of the sociological relations Of the
sexes as we'll as how and when to advise
son and daughter. Has uneQualed en-
dorsement of the press. ministry, legal and
medical professions. A standard work is
the Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser, by r. V. Pierce, NJ. D. Send 81
one-cent stamps for the cloth-bound
book. or q stamps for the paper-coVered
volume. Address Doctor E. V. Pierce,
! Buffalo, n. I.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26

Concluded from page ?

from four to ten feet IN western Min
nesota and North Dakota. Farmers
were said to be burning everything
available. even barns and haystacks,
and cattle were killed rather than see
them starve.
Rock Island Train Wreck.
A Chicago, Rock Island and Pacific
express train went into an open switch
at Barney, N. NJ, causing the death of
i've persons and the injury of eight.
Floods In Ohio Valley.
Heavy rains and thaws have caused
the Allegheny and Ohio rivers to over
flow their banks, doing great damage
at many points. At Pittsburg several
houses were carried away, and many
factories were compelled to shut down.
In Cincinnati the railroad station had
to be closed and schoolhouses abandon
ed, while hundreds Of people were rem
dered homeless. The loss will run into
several millions.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
His judgment Day.

Saint Peter, setting at the gate a
stranger saw one day
Approaching in a sort of careless, free
and easy way
He held nin up when he came near
and deity put him through
The keen examination that he'll some
day try ON you.
The stranger answered promptly all
tire questions that were asked,
Like man who all his life had in the
smiles of favor bssked.
And all went we'll until at last, with
Just little cough
ST. Peter asked, "3<ou ALWAYS had your
sidewalk shove9ed OFF,
Tire stranger flushed and paused & bit
before he made reply,
Then flushed again ard then, dis
turbed, he stammered: "W'ell-I
~tEnough!' St. Peter sighed. AN ou've
made sad saistake, fear
V.ou really have NO right to be apply
ing here.
You can't come znI Get out of this,
The future is rightly black
For him who left a trap and snare to
break his saeighbor's back-
The rule is strict Unless you always
shoyeled off the snow
And sprinkled ashes on the ice, yoHr
place is down heeown
Soma nae ryille journal
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
A BOLD STEP.

To the wgrounded and reasonable objections Of the
intelligent the medicinal DR. r. "
of Buffalo, N " time decided make bold de-
the usual by the makers med
published broadcast and openly the
whole world full and complete list of all the ingredients entering
widely celebrated medicines Thus he has
his and his full confidence Thus
absolutely completely his medicines
merits made them Remedies knoWn
COMPOSITION.
a class all by misunderstanding absolutely
and in sense NOn-secret
BY this step such
afraid subject them the fullest scrutiny.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
NORWAY,
Christ ian a.

The PostsJeanleT Lindholmen. which
carrying mail and passengers. was set
on fire Jan. 3 directly outside of
Fa"SIJnd At the time when the fire
broke loose there was strong storm
and the thirty seasick passengers came
scrambIing up OH deck. Four of them
were killed by fire and smoke before
they came on deck, others jumped
overheard and two of them were
drowned. One of the life boats be-
caIce a prey OF the flames, SO there
was practically TIA avenue OF escape
Whom tbs captain saw that it was
fr1HtlesS 70 pat out the fire, he steered
the burning steamer directly towards
land and With ONE remaining life boat
he succeeded by means of his cool
headedness tn save twenty four lives.
The entire crew remained at their
posts during th4 fire and conducted
themselves rs heroes
Fduani tirieg and wife will spend
the remainder Of the winter in Paris.
The eminent composer is fond Of the
French art center and outside of his
own country seems to thrive there
best II is also well known fact
that M Grieg likes London, where
he loves TO give his concerts. Many
efforts have been made to induce the
famed composer TO come to America,
but thus far such attempts have been
fruitless.
Latest newspaper dispatches relate
that sensational charges haze been
made at Washington. d. c.. against
Herbert II n. Peirce. United states
minister TO Norway. who was former
= third assistant secretary of state.
The charges were made before rhe
house committee on ways and means
Jan IA bv Professor Fl. Elliot. Of
O.. in connection with a
hearing on resolution for the further |
protection Of 70, seas on the high
seas.
MARION S. NORELIuS.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
How TO IRE CIlffIaliI1S,

ITO enjoy freedom from etailblains. y
writes John Kemp, East OtisfeEd,
Me-, II apply Bueklen's Arnsca
Salve. Have also used it for salt
rheum with excellent RESULT" Guar
anteed to cure fever sores, INDECENT
ulcers, piles, burns, wounds, frost
bites and skin diseases. CSC at J. z.
Krueger's drug store
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
Her Remedy.

He-I understand you have been at
tending an ambulance class. Can you
tell me what is the best thing to do for
a broken heart?
She-Oh, yes. Bind up the broken
portion with a gold band, battle in
orange blossom water, and apply
plenty Of raw rice. Guaranteed to be
well in a month.-Tit-Bits.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
Firmly Established.

"Of course you're going to Palm
Beach this winter?"
"No.n
"No? / thought your position in
society was such as to make it abso-
lutely necessary for you to CO."
"Our position in society now is such
that we don't have to go anywhere.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
True To Nature.

True To Nature.
Stubb- Scribes has written a moon
shine novel. In one chapter the still
is discovered by fash of lightning.
Penn-1s it very realistic?
Stubb-I should say so. Even the
lightning is jagged. Chicago Daily
News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-01-26
more or Less
! X X Pungenf
No Danger.

No Danger.
"Stella Does she complain of being
Bella No; her money talks.-New
York Press.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
BOAT CAPSIzEs; ONE DROWNS.
Three Others Rescued by Government
Steamer Off Nahant, Mass.

Boston, Sept. 25.-One man lost his life ana
three others were rescued from their capsized
vessel the British schooner Princess OF
Avon of Parrsboro, n. s, after a thrilling ex-
perience off Nahant to-day. The cook OF the
schooner Eible Norman of Hantsport, \. 5.
drowned.
While sailing from Salem for Weymouth.
Mass. light, 10 load a cargo OF fertilizer for
Moncton. y. B., the vessel capsized By
sGuall off Nahant. Captain Mcclellan and his
three were thrown into the water. but all
except Norman swan TO the overturned craft
They were washed off several times, but were
able IL regain their hold until rescued by the
government steamer Morrison. Captain McClei
Ian asserts that Norman apparently bewii-
dered. and deliberately swan away from the
schooner toward the open sea. In ten minutes
he sank.
The Princess of Avon built at Hantsport
\. s, and vas launched only month ago. She
was owned By ". c. BalcoI. OF that place. and
vas valued at $1,000. She registered IS tons.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
JOKE CAUSES SUIT FOR sLANDER.
Wealthy Pittsburg Man Fails to See Humor
in Charge of Theft.
rBy Telegraph to The Tr4bun-.

Pittsburg Sept. 25.-Henry F1oershien- n
member of the fashionable Concordia Club and
known all over the country as a coal operator
to-day entered suit in Common Pleas Court NO.
against John NcCafrey. demanding $4,000
damages for alleged slander. The trouble started
over an alleged joke. in which Mr., Floershiern
could not see the point.
Mr.. McCafrey a member OF the old iron
firm of Atwood & McCaffrey, but, like Mr.. F1oer-
shiem, has retired from active business after
having acquired a fortune. Each afternoon II
has been their habit to assemble with others In
a cafe on Oliver avenue and while away the
time Last Saturday. Mr.. Floershiem alleges
he found all his friends seated et table IN
stantIy, ne declares. Mr. McCaffrey jumped up,
shook his first in his face. and cried:
You're a thief! You stole my pocketbook and
all my money"
The charge so upset Mr.. Floershiem that he
is confined to his bed. Mr. McCaffrey ad-
Inits making the statement, but declares 1t was
all joke, arranged by himself and their mutual
friends He says he did not think Mr.. F1oer-
shiem would take it seriously.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
SAY HE DEFR4UDED HUB.
Boston agent of Local Coal Com
pdnu Arrested. =

Providence. Sept 25.-Maurice H. Fllous. Bos-
ton agent Of the W. H. Niver Coal Company, of
New York. was arrested here tonight In connec-
ton with the Boston coal graft cases. He Is
charged with the larceny of ss.0s0 from the city
of Boston.
The Boston authorities recently heard that
hious was In Providence, and late to-day In
spector McCiarr sent by the chief inspector 3
office TO this city. BY rare stroke of luck
McGarT caught sight of Klous in the Union Sta
ton as soon as the inspector stepped off his
train II developed that F<Ious's lawyer, New
York man, had to Providence to see his
client, and Klous had accompanied the attorney
10 the station. where the lawyer boarded the
New York train The coal agent was taken into
custody. He agreed to return TO Massachusetts
without extradition papers, and he and Inspector
McGarr started for Boston at $50 p m.
It is alleged that Klous contracted with the
city of Boston TO furnish high grade of coal
but supplied inferior quality
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
HELD FOR PERJURY.
Charges Of Police Graft Result IN
Indictment against Detectives.

After two weeks investigation into the charges
OF alleged police graft in Brooklyn. the grand jury
yesterday returned Indictments perjury against
Jacob q. Hamburger. a private detective and two
of his assistants. Joseph Cohen and William H.
Doyle. In its presentment the grand Jury reviews
the original charges that the police in Brooklyn
allowing disoTderly houses 10 be maintained.
and that after Police Commissioner Bingham had
employed Detective Hamburger 20 get evidence of
these original charges Hamburger Was dismissed
Just as ne was ready present his case. The pre-
sentiment tells how the grand jury then took I'D the
case found indictments against Detectives Ham
burger. Cohen and Doyle for perjury. and exon
Grated Patrolmen Joseph Cliff and Robert Powers
whose moral character the detectives had attacked
when on the witness stand
Deputy Commissioner Okeeffe. at whose request
the grand fury took up the after Hamburger $
dismissal seemed highly pleased at the grand
iury's findings although he refused TO comment on
them When arraisned before Judge FaNcetr De
tectives Hamburger. Cohen and Doyle PLEADED
Not guilty snd were released in S5ro oali eacll
Stephen c. Baldwin named as counsel py
Hamburger and Doyle. while Cohen has not YET de-
ci6ed his attorney.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
SAILS BOAT IN TUB TO HIS DEATH.
Little Andy Falls from Ladder Into Roof
Tank and Playmate Runs Away.

When Mrs George Genonese. who lives on the
third floor Of the tenement house at Nos. 300
and 307 East list street. called her six year-old
son Andy to supper last night, he did not come.
After long search a sister thought of the tub.
six feet in diameter and eight feet high. on the
roof, which supplies the house with water at
pressure She climbed the ladder and looked
in the open top Then she screamed. Andy 8
BODY was the bottom of the tank
Eddie Hannigan. a neighbors boy. then told
his story. He said he and Andy had cherished
a desire, which they knew their parents would
oppose of sailing boets in the tank. They
shaped two little boats out Of sticks OF wood
and, Just before supper. when their mothers
were too busy to notice them. went up TO the
roof with their craft.
Andy climbed the ladder and launched his
boat first. He was watching il admirlngly and
absorbingly when he lost his foothold He
pitched forward into the tank Eddie was too
frightened to do anything. and he ran home
without telling a word TO any one. His mother
wondered why he was so still at supper.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF.

oscar I;Ii1nan. of No. sss Lexington avenue. was
discharged In the Yorlville court yesterday lie
was arrested last week. charged Win the larceny oI
sgo 900 worth OF prornissory notes Garrett Linde-
man the complainant withdrew his charge
Charles A. Bigelow. a comedian, paid the $40 fine
,r,nosed upon his chauffeur. Joseph Horn In the
wes. Side court yesterday. Horn was arrested Tor
speeding in West 5sth street on Wednesday
The Rev. DR. Franklin e HoskIns. missionary
and author who Is to sail for Syria on Saturday
will no present at farewell meeting. to be held
in the board OF the Presbyterian buiiding' at
No 7,s Fifth avenue on Friday
Arthur AIbridge who was arrested on Tuesday at
his home No 475 Fourth avenue BROOKLYN was
locked I'D in Police Headquarters yesterday Tor
a+teunpine fraudulenty to obtain transfer stamps
from, houses in the Wall Street district fde was
arraisned in the Torbs court ana coinnh'tsd 10
beadnuarters after he agreed to tell OF the WORK
in1s of an alleged organized gang
A committee of tn. New York Chamber of Conn
r,ercs which Is to study and report Oh the iacin-
tie. Of New York Harbor for handing conneroe'
uI visit tha piers buildings and plant OF the busn
Terminal Company. the South brooklyn water
<ront The committee consists OF the following
members: McDousalI Hawkes.. ex-Dock Commits
gioner; Frank Brainerd. +. . "itherspoon ana
George F. and sias Webb
.15,,,r+v. Jackson and five members of his band
who were arrested during the primary rows IN the
rnh assembly District Tuesday. were each held
a, q nD hail in the Yorkville court yesterday Tho
detectives charged the men with being suspicious
,erso,. Tbev we're held for examination to-mor-
Charged with abducting ffteen-year-old Margaret
Rogers of No. 2s3 East 18th street. Emil druh-
borr of No III East s6th street was arrested Whis
walking with the girl Third avenue yesterday
He denied the charge. and was held in s2"p baii
for further examination in the Morrisahla court
Tho girl was sent to the Children's Society.
EerIv Yesterday an unidentified man was run
So, bx- an express wagon at West Broadway and
T-o-t,, street and died hours later in the Hud
, street Hospital George Morton, the driver of
~. wagon was held in s2.o00 bail for the Coroner.
p-radsrick Jaeger fourteen years old of No. 2ei
FIovs street Brooklyn. was crushed TO death while
~ "A p-oadway yesterday. George Baurenschmidt.
- elevator operator. was taken TO the Old Slip
+a+,on charged with homicide.
1,arso Crim of No. 133 East Broadway and
-,a,o,e abbate of No. ~ Monroe street. were
-, he,s IN 5000 bail for further examination.
r-asgned IN the Tombs court yesterday,
49, s r,th trying TO extort money from Clio
,,rj NieriIla, of No. "A Hamilton avenue. Brook-
80, ,,x- y,sans Of Black Hand letters
,,a,+ba Klein. of No 1876 Second avenue, who was
.s for assauting her son. Kurt, sixteen years
o., 80 held Tor further hearing ON September "a
~ vo-tviIIe court yesterday Mrs Klein $
,-ar carl Weisbader. who was ordered from the
'a,,-,r,o,n on Monday for charging an exorpitanf
fee was not present
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26

P:t.sburg. Sept 25.-Superintendent Thomas Nc
s2usde, q the Pttsburg police. Through whose in
vestigaIion Miiovsr Kovovic hanged for the
murder os Samuel 7. Ferguson, and Milovar Ma
.rcvc sentenced twenty years in the penitentiary-
accessory after the fact, said to-day he was
positive there had not been q miscarriage of Jus
tce In the penalties thus imposed lie places no
c7edence In the report that Fergusons assassin IS
the Ohio penitentiarr.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
OCEAN STEAMERS
EALLnPY STEAMSEIp co.

Fleet OF splendid modern steamships;
Finest service Low Colonist rates. All
sailings from Pier Is or 16. Z r. rear
Fulton St, IL noon.
MOBILE. Fri: BRUNSWICK, Ga,
Fri; KEY WEST. Sat.
Freight and Passengers 70 the south,
West and Southwest. including Texas,
louisiana. Arkansas. Oklahoma. kan
sas. New ard Old Mexico. Colorado.
AriZona and California
Tickets and all information. 290 Broad
way 6. so South near Fulton St, " Y.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
uorEl GoTHAM's NEW HEAD

Carl Berger the Newport and New iorh ca'e'e''
announced last evening that he "ouIo 'aAe poS
session Of the Hotel Gotham on 1uesoe9' WIZ"
Frank y Bennett would retire from inc i'""ae
-. Nr E.rser said last night that he purposed
-. 10 many changes and improvement in the
anpearancs~of the hotel. and would establish II as
an exclusive family hotel. after the style OF tle
Hotel Rtz or the Hotel Carlton, In LONDON
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
INNOCENT MAN REPORTED HANGED.
Truth of Story from Columbus. Ohio. Doubted
by Pittsburg Police.

Columbus. Ohio. Sept za-Earry Stone alias
Harry wuiie. prisoner n the Ohio peniteutiary,
hae BEEN declared. according TO Pittsbure dis
patches, 70 be the murderer OF Samuel T. Fergr-
so-. q contractor. who was killed September 2o
IPs, ct West ANddlstown, Penn. and robbed of
5000. Stone fs United States prisoner having
been sentenced TO Ave years for counterfe:ting His
ssqm will expire n July. 1916.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
BROTHER KILLS BROTHER.

Ron7aue Fisher. fifteen years old, shot and
instantly killed yesterday by his brother Mortimer,
wear older. Mount kisco. The shooting was
entirely accidental. After school the boys had
taken out rifle for practice. The younger boy
came iD:o range of the weapon just as il was dis
charged. Mortimer IS overcome with grief
New-York tribune., 1907-09-26
OCEAN STEAMERS.
GERMAN Lloyd -.

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Kaiser - Oct -, 10 AM Kaiser Nov ID
Twin-Screw Passenger Service:
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Mediterranean Service.
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From Bremen Piers. Sd A Attn SITS, Hopoken.
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD TRAVELLERS
CHECKS GOOD ALL OVER THE WORLD,
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