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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
PUT IT IN GOOD LIGHT.
One Comforting Thought In the Death
Of the Chickens.

A lady who had recently moved to
the suburbs was very fond of her first
brood of chickens. Going out one af.
ternoon she left the household in
charge of her elght.year.old boy. Be.
fore her return thunderstorm came
up. The youngster forgot the chicks
during the storm, and was dismayed
after It passed to find that half of
them had been drowned. Though
fearing the wrath to come. he thought
best to make clean breast of the
calamity, rather than leave 1t to be
discovered
Mamma" he said. contrltely, when
his mother had returned. mamma, six
of the chickens are dead"
Dead" cried his mother. "Slx!
How did they die?"
The boy saw his chance.
81 think think they died happy
he said--lIarper' Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
BAD DREAMS
Frequently Due to Coffee Drinking.

One of the common symptoms of
coffee poisoning is the bad dreams that
spoil what should be restful sleep. A
man who found the reason says:
Formerly was slave TO coffee. |
was like morphine fiend, could not
sleep at night, would roll and toss in
my bed and when ! did get to sleep
was disturbed by dreams and hobgob-
Inns, would wake up with headaches
and feel bad all day, so nervous
could not attend to business. My writ
ing looked like bird tracks, had sour
belchings from the stomach. indiges-
ton, heartburn and palpitation Of the
heart, constipation, irregularity of the
kidneys, etc.
Indeed, began to feel ! had all the
troubles that human flesh could suffer,
but when friend advised me to leave
off coffee ! felt as If he had insulted
me. | could not bear the idea, 1t had
such hold on me and | refused to
believe 1t the cause.
But II turned out that no advice was
ever given at more needed time for
finally consented to try Postum and
with the going Of coffee and the com
ing of Postum all my troubles have
gone and health has returned. | eat
and sleep well now, nerves steadied
down and ! write a fair hand las you
can see), can attend to business again
and rejoice that | am free from the
monster coffee"
Ten days trial of Postum in place of
coffee will bring sound, restful, re-
freshing sleep, There's Reason"
Read The Road to Wellville," in pkgs
Some physicians call It "a little health
classic"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Natures Gift Wasted.

A Scotchman who recently took the
street car trip on the gorge route, the
New York side of Niagara river, was
much disguised with the hawkers Of
views and Teddy bears" who make
the afternoon hideous and do their
best to spoil natures grandeur. AS
he alighted from the car he looked
angrily at the shouting vendors and
then at the Whirlpool rapids. whats
the use of having big river like
that" he asked, III you don't drown
those fellows In it?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
VILLAGE In ITSELF
COMPLETENESS OF RICH MANS
COUNTRY HOME.
All the Necessities and Most Of the
Luxuries OF Life Are Afforded
Him Within His Own
Domain.

In buying land for city house the
itiionaire deals with square feet:
for country mansion he pur.
Eases tract of so many square
miles. This extensive scale is car.
ried through in all the arrangements.
When the estate is ready for occu.
pancy the owner finds himself lord
of a beautiful acreage, contributing
to his ever luxurious want-all from
its own resources.
To plan a country house is almost
like planning to build village The
large estate is very complete af.
fair. indeed. It's center is the house,
which must be large enough to not
only properly accommodate the own.
er and his family, but it must contain
suites of rooms for the numerous
guests with which II will be filled for
the weekends and for longer periods
The stable and the carriage-house are,
in their way, quite as necessary as
the dwelling. Many a great stable
vies with the residence in size and
elegance of equipment. If the estate
is large one, covering many acres
there is farmhouse for the farmer
a farmbarn and outbuildings in which
each particular industry of the farm
will have its own headquarters. If
the owner Is addicted to polo, there
is third and complete stable for the
ponies. There is a chicken-house for
the chickens and other fowls, and,
II this feature is sufficiently devel.
oped, a special residence for the per.
son having this matter in charge
Dogs, IL kept in ample variety, will
have well appointed kennels and a
caretaker's house in close proximity.
There is a dairy, with perhaps a
springhouse and cooling room for the
milk, and tiled.lined rooms in which
the butter will be made The mar
ket garden has its array of hot-beds,
and the Conservatives in which rare
plants are raised for the decoration
of the house are as extensive as those
in which plants are propagated for
the outdoor gardens. Nor should the
automobile house be overlooked, since
this popular vehicle completes with
the horse In meeting the needs of the
house transportation; and, as likely
as not repair shop forms a neces.
sary adjunct to 1t.
Buildings that minister to the phys.
ical necessities of the estate are also
numerous. Every sequestrated es-
tate-and almost all country estates
are sequestrated, since that is an
item of value in living in the country
requires its own water supply. 1t
is needless to say that It is often a
most expensive feature, calling not
only for steam pumps and elaborate
piping, but for special reservoirs
which in their developed form will be
lined with enameled brick.-Broad.
way Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
President castro,s concelt.

Many stories have been told OF
Cipriano Castro, president of Venezue.
la, and of his monumental conceit
During the Russo-Japanese war the
fall Of Port Arthur was being ex-
planned to him.
"Pshaw!" he exclaimed. with 500
Venezuelans could have taken 1t in
four days"
with thousand, in one day, your
excellency," said the diplomatic rep
resentative Of European power.
Castro was so pleased at what was
intended to be sarcasm that, It is said,
the diplomat succeeded next day in Sc.
curing satisfaction of a claim that his
government had been vainly pressing
for years.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Survivors Of Seminole War.

The Seminole war was put down 20
years ago. At Watrous, n. NJ, there
is venerable and worthy patriarch
named Madison Horn, whose neigh
bors boast that he is the sole survivor
of the Florida war. lie is IS and as
spry as cricket, At West Palm
Beach, Fla, there is a certain Judge
Andrew Jackson Lewis--bom in
South Carolina, by the way-who
bears honorable scars as the result of
wounds received while he was fight
ing as a private in the ranks of a
South Carolina regiment against the
Seminoles. Judge Lewis is So and
although he fought -four years in the
confederate army he looks strong and
active enough to shoulder his gun
again and keep step to the dum'g
tap.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31

For more than a week the teacher
had been giving lessons on the dog.
and so when the inspector came
down and chose that very subject
there seemed every prospect of the
class distinguishing itself on brilliant
essays about our canine friend,
Things were progressing quite salts,
factorily, and the master was con.
graduating himself on the trouble he
had taken, when, alas a question was
asked which made him tremble for
the reputation of his scholars.
why does a dog hang his tongue
out of his MOUTH" asked the in.
spector.
Yes, my boy?" he said to bright
looking lad who held up his hand,
while the light of genius was in his
eye.
please, sir" cried the pupil, ITS
to balance his tall"
And the teacher groaned in an.
guish.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
punctured His EIoauence e.

A lawyer in Johnstown, n. Y, while
defending a little boy who had been
apprehended in the act of making a
surreptitious entrance under the fair
grounds fence, drew for the jury a
most pathetic picture of the prisoners
poor old widowed mother with the
tears streaming down her face and
her gray head bowed in sorrow at the
thought Of her little boy being incar-
cerated." The youthful offender cut
in at this point with please, sir, Mr..
Lawyer, my mother amt a widow"
Shut up, darn you" said the lawyer.
I'm trying this case, not you."-Law
Notes
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31

A woman leading two children
stepped into barber shop with her
charges.
Il want their hair trimmed" she
said but not all the way round. |
only want II trimmed off even. II is
just the right length on the right
side but too long on the left side. |
had their hair trimmed only a little
while ago, and here 1t is noticeably
longer on the left side. ! don't be-
lieve 1t was trimmed evenly in the
first place"
"Oh, yes, it was" the barber as.
sured her. 1T grows faster on the
let side, that is all Most peoples
hair does grow faster on that side,
but it is on children's heads that we
are most likely to notice it,"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
WHAT THE WOMEN WORE.
OF Course the Story Teller Didn't
Really Mean Just That.

A gentleman recently returned from
that quiet little Maryland resort,
Ocean City, has a tale to tell of con-
ditions that are really sensational.
And the worst of it was that he did
not know they were sensational at all.
He was out calling the other evening,
and the conversation started with the
shirtwaist man, who, the returned
wanderer said, was to be found in
great quantities at the summer resort.
Then he told about the habit every
body down there had contracted of
going without hats. This is the way
he told 1t to an interested company:
You see everybody down there
going about just the same. The men
never wear coats; they go about in
just their shirts and trousers, and the
women are just like them"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
The Revised Psalm.

The fathers peroration was superb.
land departing, leave behind
you,'" he concluded, footprints on
the sands of"
But here the son rudely interrupts
ed.
"Footprints?" he sneered. "Who
wants to leave footprints?"
Then what would you leave, my
boy?" the old man inquired.
Tracks" said the youth. haughtily.
Tracks of my 90.horse power racer,
to be sure. Am dog or working
man that I should leave nero foot
prints?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Impudence OF Hoi PoIIoI.

A noted English artist was standing
at the edge of the road, waiting for his
horse, and he was dressed In his
usual peculiar style-mustard-co lored
riding suit, vivid waistcoat and bright
red tie. A man, who had evidently
been reveling, happened to lnrch
round the corner of the street. He
stared at the famous artist for a min
ute in silence, then he touched his cap
and asked in a tone of deep commiser-
alton, BEG pardon, guvnor was you
in mournin' for anybody"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Puzzled.

The bard from the city had sold suf-
ficient verses to spend week in a
rural boarding house. Waving off the
swarms Of June bugs and mosquitoes,
The bard sat penning his lines by the
yellow light of kerosene lamp.
How | love this madrigal!" he
mused to himself.
The horny.handed farmer, who sat
greasing his boots, looked up in sur
prise.
"Gracious!" he drawled. where is
she?"
"Who?" asked the astonished bard.
why, the gal yeou just said yeou
loved"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
VERY BAD FORM OF ECZEMA.
Suffered Three Years--Physicians Did
No Good-Perfectly Well After
Using Cutcura Remedies.

II take great pleasure in informing
you that l was sufferer of eczema in
a very bad form for the past three
years. / consulted and treated with
a number of physicians in Chicago, but
to no avail. l commenced using the
Cuticura Remedies, consisting of Cuti.
cura Soap, Ointment and Pills, three
months ago, and to-day / am perfectly
well, the disease having left me en-.
tirely. / cannot recommend the Cuti.
cura Remedies too highly to anyone
suffering with the disease that have
had. Mrs. Florence f. Atwood. IS
Chilly Place, Chicago, Ill.,, october 2,
1906. Witness: l.. S. Berger"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
An Inherited Tendency.

A Cleveland society woman gave a
party to nine friends of her young son,
aged six. To add to the pleasure of
the occasion she had the ices frozen
in the form of hen and ten chickens.
Each child was allowed to select his
chicken as it was served. Finally she
came to the son of a prominent poll
tician.
which chicky will you have, Der.
tie?" she asked.
IF you please, Mrs. H., think I'll
take the mamma hem" was the polite
reply.-Lippincott's.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
A Different Loaf.

why" exclaimed little Johnny,
when he heard his father telling about
somebody who was looking after the
loaves and fishes, that's just what
mamma says about Uncle Henry"
Says about Uncle Henry?" repeat
ed his father, in establishment. What
do you mean?"
"Why, pa, don't you know" said
Johnny. mamma says Uncle Henry
only loafs and fishes"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Due Process of Law.

At the time of the famous Eastman
trial in Cambridge, Mass, two Irish
men, standing on street corner, were
overheard discussing the trial. One of
them was trying to enlighten the other
concerning a jury.
"Bedad!" he explained. You're ar
risted. Thin If ye gets tn shmartest
lawyer, ye're innicint; but If tn other
man gets tn best lawyer, ye're guilty"
II ifa
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
or the Cabbaue Patch.

Cigar Maker-Here's a new cigar
I've Just been putting up and haven't
any name for it. Suppose you suggest
one.
Friend (after smoking iD-They're
naming a good many after characters
in fiction now. Why don't you call
this Mrs. Wiggs?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Sacred Deer of japan.

Deer are relatively plenty in vari-
Gus parts OF Japan, and in such show
places as Maru and Miyajima are held
as sacred, becoming so tame as to eat
from the hands of visitors. They are
generally smaller in size than the
American deer.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Dog Is Coed Advertisement.

A dog used in advertising a certain
brand of tobacco Is attracting consid.
cradle attention in Fitchburg, The
animal is attired in a suit of red wears
stove pipe" hat, and carries a cob
pipe in his mouth like a veteran
smpkpr
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
Real Wealth Is In the Heart.

Relying on outward things to bring
you happiness is indeed big mis-.
take. Earth's real wealth lies in the
heart and there alone and II is use.
less to seek It els where.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
II Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot.Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating. callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute Trial package FREE,
Address Allen $. Olmsted. lie Roy, n. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31

No impulse is too splendid for the
simplest task; no task is too simple
for the most splendid impulse.-Phil.
lips Brooks.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31
New Works Growth.

Builders in New York city invest
100000 each day in land and new
houses for apartment dwellers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31

Our character is but the stamp of
the free choices of good and evil we
make through life.-Gelkle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31

II a girl is as good as pie she doesn't
always take the cake.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-31

FOR children tcething. scftens the gums reduces IN
Illumination, allays pain, cures wind collie 25c bottle
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Collections

Merchants and Business Men
who have outstanding ac-
counts should send them to
US. We can get the money.
Address P. 0. Box 81 81. s ssi' s.ss Cd Cd,
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Important 60 Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsTORIA,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and childrun,
and 500 that Il
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
EVIDENCE STRONGLY
AGAINST CONSTANTINE

Chicago, Sept. 19.-Miss Hilda Natal
by. who is said by the defense in the
Constantine trial to have been the
cause of Mrs. Gentry'S suicide, through
jealousy of the attentions paid to her
by Constantine, testified today that
Constantine never spoke to her of love
and that he was merely an acquaint
ance Mrs. Gentry husband and her
mother testified that the Gentrys lived
happily, and that Mrs. Gentry had no
cause to commit suicide The mother
said there was no sign of blood at the
place where Constantine asserted that
Mrs. Gentry was standing at the time
Of her alleged suicide.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
STANDARD OIL EVADES
TEXAS ANTITRUST LAW
CONTINUED from Paqe {.

the names of II. G. Folger and G. NJ.
Payne, because the state viii not per-
nit the Standard Oil company 10 do
business there?"
Il do not" answered Mr.. TilfOrd.
MIR. FOlger and Mr.. Payne are quite
prominent officehOldeTs iii the Standard
Oh company, are they nOt?" asked Mr..
Kellogg.
Yes, they are" replied the witness.
TT is not a usual thing for officers
of the Standard Oil company to con-
troll a competing company" asked FIR.
Kellogg.
Mr.. Milburn interpOsed and said that
he did not recognize that the Corsicana
company was a competing company.
Mr. Tilford was closely pressed 10y
Mr. Kellogg as TO whether ths Stan
dard Oil company Of New Jersey had
any oil interests in Texas. or received
any dividends from any companies op-
Grating there. Mr.. Tilford said that
to his knowledge the Standard did not.
When the hearing reOpened this after
noon Judge Ferris announced that the
proceedings would be adjourned be-
cause of the illness of one Of the cOun-
sci. John G.. Milburn said that his as
sOciate. MoTitz ROsenthal, was suffer-
ing from a slight indispositiOn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
PLANS BEING PERFECTED.
If Congress Wants Warships There
Will Be No Delay.

Washington, Sept. 19.-Rear Admiral
George A. Converse. late chief of the
bureau of navigation, and now at the
head of the naval board of cOnstruc-
ton, has returned after a few months
vacation at his Vermont home. When
congress, two years ago, called for de-
tailed plans of the projected great
20,OOO-ton battleship of the Delaware
class it marked a new departure in leg
islative treatment of the departmental
estimates for new ships. n anticipa-
ton of like demand at the apprOac h-
ing session Of congress, il is proba BILE
that the navy department will have
the construction board prepare in ad-
vance all of the details of the new
ships to be planned that would prob
ably be required by the two commit
tees, thus obviating the years delay
that occurred in the case Of the Della
ware class.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
GOOD HUNTING GROUNDS.
Roosevelt Going After Bear in Lou
isiana SWamps.

New orleans, La. Sept 19.-The re-
gion where President Roosevelt will
probably hunt this fall is the Bayou
Macon and Tensa swamps. semi-tropi-
cal jungles in Madison parish, near the
Mississippi river in northeast Louisi-
ana. In these swamps bear are numer-
Gus, deer abundant and smaller game
from wildcats down to squirrels, innu-
merable. A year ago a hunting party
headed by Governor Blanchard of
Louisiana, killed forty deer i'm this sec
ton.
The sWamps are the center of a hunt
ing ground about seventy-five miles
long and ten to thirty miles wide Dur
ing most of the year it is necessary for
hunters in these swamps to wear nets
suspended from their hats in order to
protect their faces from mosquitoes.
The mosquito nuisance begins to abate
in October
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
SHOE CUTTERS STRIKE.
ST. Louis the Scene Of the Latest
Labor Disturbance.

st. Louis. Sept. 19.-Five hundred
members of the Independent Boot &
Shoe Cutters union struck today for
shorter hours and increased wages.
All the shoe factories in the city are
affected save one. which signed the
union agreement.
During the day additional shoe cut
tiers walked out, and by the middle of
the afternoon a total of over a thousand
were on strike. tt was reported that
demonstrations would be made by the
strikers, and the chief of police imme-
diately rushed patrol wagons with Of
ficers to the locations. However, no
disorder ensued.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
AWFUL WRECK IN MEXICO
Thirty-four Persons Killed and 10
Injured in Collision Between
EXPRESS and Freight.

= FL Pasc, Tex, Sept. LIN a :.
:. collision between the southbOund :
:: FL PasO express and a northbOund :.
7: freight on the Mexican Central :.
I. today, at En- Carnacion de Dios, :.
= a few miles from Aguas Calientes. :.
. thirty-four were killed and nine :.
:. teen injured, making the worst ::
:. wreck on that road in years. Tel :.
I. egraph lines were broken by the :.
= wreck and only meager details :.
- are Obtainable.
Z, IL is imuOssible TO obtain a list 4.
:, Of dead or injured The dead and :
:, injured were taken to Aguas Cal .
:. ientes, The wrecked passenger
:. train left Fl PasO Tuesday. Be :
e yond the fact that a wreck had :
:. occurred, railroad officials here :
- have heard nothing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
TELEGRAPHERS WANT
TO TRY ARBITRATION

Washington, Sept. 19.-Thomas l..
Mahan and Athens E. Douglas, both Of
New York. representing organizations
of telegraph operators, called or Com
missioner of Labor NELL today and
urged his Intervention in the telegTa-
piers strike. Subsequently they stated
that Commissioner Neil would next
Monday propose certain arbitrator on
behalf of the operators. This state
ment could not be confirmed, as Mr.
NELL left for St. Louis almost immedi-
ately after
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
SEVERAL ABLE ADDRESSES.
Annual Convention of American
League of Municipalities.

Norfolk. Va, Sept. 19.-TOday's ses-
sions of the eleventh annual convention
of the American League Of Municipal
ties were devoted exclusively to the
discussion of Municipal Government
by Commission Versus Mayor and
Council"
An address was made by Rear Ad-
miral Chadwick, L. S. N, who took d
decided stand against municipal gov
eminent by commission.
James NJ. Head of Boston. formerly
mayor of Nashville, Tenn, heartily ap-
proved Of the new Des MOines COM
mission charter for commission gov
eminent.
DR.. William B. Allen of New York
City, secretary Of the bureau Of NUM-
cipaI research, followed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-20
MYRIADS OF DEAD FISH.
Evidence of Submarine Eruptions
Along Coast of Yucatan.

New York. Sept ia dispatch re-
ceived here from PrOgTessO, Mexico,
says:
The entire Yucatan coast ten miles
eastward is strewn with dead fish, pre-
where has lately been sent out from
sumably from submarine eruptiOns.
No report of an earthquake any
Washington. but it is recalled here
that the severe earthquake which af-
fected all the Mexican borders of the
gulf of Mexico in April last was ac-
companied by tidal wave and the
killing of great quantities Of fish.