Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1907-09-20
GLOBE SIGHTS.

suspicious.
A really good friend is so rare; t,
lose one is tragedy.
Every man who borrows trouble
pays usurious interest.
Think it over again before you de
eide tc begin lawsuit.
Ii a woman actually marries hel
Ideal, he is apt to outgrow it.
A woman likes to have a man think
she is jealous when she isn't.
Every time fire insurance company
pays a loss, it is robbed.
Mend your own faults and the faults
of others will not be so apparent.
When some people are fair it is SC
unusual that it attracts attention.
The highest praise farmer can pay
horse: He is as good as a mule. -
Almost every sick person thinks be
is moaning when he is really grunt.
Ing.
When man really wants to quit
smoking and can't do it, bow be
hates himself
Don't be surprised if you catch an
agent in lie. Every agent Is a liar,
of course.
Every man has been guilty of a little
mischief, and thought of a great deal
more.
After man has heen kind several
times 1t is regarded as a part of his
plain duty.
What lot of people became re-
formers when the railroads stopped
issuing passes.
When a woman calls her husband
"Pa'' il Is sure thing he is not hem
pecked.
The success of a scheme depends
largely upon the cleverness of the
agents employed.
Every time you become confidential
with some people, you hear of new
kind of dirty trick.
When people are in trouble about
all their friends do for them is to
say. tits too badl'
How many opportunities there are
to spend money! And how few op-
portunities to make it..
Our idea of good automobile is
one as hard to break down as the nv
erage political machine.
One of your greatest faults, prob
ably. is that, without thinking much
about it, you bore people.
There are some who make it a point
to postpone all expression of graft
tude until Christmas.
Society has become disaqreeabIe
lately, the women talk so much about
the scarcity of hired girls.
The boys In the clothing advertise
ments are the only ones who manifest
any great Joy when school begins.
Every man believes he can bring in
all the prominent men in his neigh
borhood to testify that he is all right
When a girl is IL years old, she
values herself at SIG, 900, 900, and after
that never reduces the estimate.
The greatest pity in the world is
when two friends who have been USE
fnl and agreeable to each other quar-
rel.
When an unmarried man loses
friend by death he goes to the funeral.
After he is married, he sends his wife.
AS evidence against society, we
have noticed. that when man goes to
a party he, swears he will never 90
again.
A girl sometimes coaxes her lover
not to spend so much money on her,
but she doesn't have to coax him after
they are married.
No woman thinks a man can pack a
trunk as we'll as she can, and every
man knows no woman can pack a
trunk as quickly as he can.
Do you get mad frequently Every
time you get mad you cut a month or
two off your life, and pile up lot of
pain for your old age.
So far as we are concerned, il the
people have all the information de-
sired about the swastika, it will be all
right for the papers to drop the sub
iect.
The smartest young man we ever
knew turned out to be the biggest
fool we ever knew after he passed 35.
He was wound up for 80, and was all
in at that age.
When girl under eighteen uses
powder, the effect is very unpleasant.
Powder and paint seem to belong to
women who have either had. trouble
or are looking tor it.
When man talks, as rule, he is
representing his prejudice, or his in
divldual trouble. Very few people
condemn a thing because it is wrong
or praise it because it is right.
The trouble with some men who
claim to be trying to make the world
better, is that they seem to have
tackled the job because of feeling
that the world isn't good enough for
them.
Duck hunting is good sport, but
there is very little pleasure in telling
about it; the man who has bagged
wild geese is pretty sure to be in the
crowd 10 make YOU feel like nine
spot.