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Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
CARDINAL RULES OF TAXATION.

The remedy proposed by + NJ
Thrcsher OF the Dayton Chamber OF
Commerce for the difficulties In the
tar system 81 Ohio is similar TO the
remedy now being urged IN many
states He says
The essence IL the difficulty seems
To lie In the attempt TO make the con.
stitution deal with details rather than
with principles.
The proper remedy In my judy
ment. is only 10 be found in an amend.
ment OF the constitution which shall
give 20 the general assembly pow er
TO classify all proper subjects for tax
alton in such a manner that
mo subject shall escape its proper
share Of the burden
NO subject of the same class shall
be taxed more than once
THE tax shall In all cases be uni
form 10 subjects OF the same class
and just TO the subject taxed
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
TAXATION AND
REFORM IN OREGON

The legislature OF the state OF Ore
gon has been working out taxation
problems during It's last session In
line with other progressive states. an
amendment TO the Oregon constitu.
ton Is proposed. The citizens inter
ested In tax reform want an amend
ment giving the legislature the broad
power Of classifying the subject OF
taxation and deciding what will be
taxed for state and what for local pur.
poses
oregon has had taxation commits
sion At work for some time From
its report. recently submitted, the con
clusion reached there is that the gen
eral property tax is not working well
and that II ought TO be abolished IN
part at least II is suggested that II
would be we'll 20 have separate
sources OF revenue for state and for
local government. and the only way
TO attain this Is by amending the con
stitution
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
To Clean and Brighten a Carpet.

Cut an ounce Of yellow soap into
small squares, and make into a lath-
er with a pint of boiling water.
Add to this a quart of water and
one ounce of borax. Place the
mixture on the range, aud bring it
to a boil then remove it, and when
quite cold add an ounce each of
alcohol and ammonia and halt an
ounce Of glycerine.
Wipe over quite a small portion
Of the carpet at a time, aud rub Wig
orously with a clean flannel (Which
should be repeatedly turned as it
gets soiled) dipped in the mixture,
until all spots are removed and the
color revived.
When you have finished you will
be delighted to find how nice your
once shabby carpet looks.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
MORTGAGE TAX.

New York has mortgage record
Ing tax law which has increased the
revenue from mortageg taxation over
the old system by 300 per cent and re-
suited In reduction OF interest rates.
The principal virtue Of the law Is
that It's operation does not admit
fraud. since a mortgage 20 be legal
must be recorded. and 20 Dee recorded.
must pay the tax Small as th> latter
Is IN proportion To the ? or pa per
cent formerly levied, II has increased
the revenue because formerly more
than SO per cent Of the mortgages es.
capped taxation altogether
The New York sun, reviewing the
operation OF the measure, reports that
the new law warded or serious
shortage Of mortgage capital in this
town during the latter half OF last
year It will no doubt react before
long on the rates OF interest, bringing
them back 90 the normal level OF per
cent and ita per cent. ar1 perhaps
establish them eventually al so low a
rate as SIs 10 per cent
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
GETS $lSd,e 4
''A,p
Miss Gladys Vanderbilt Comes Into
Absolute Possession OF Estate.

New York, Aug. Miss Gladys
Nanderbilts twenty-frst birthday
occurred yesterday, when, according
to the will of her father, the late
Cornelius Vanderbilt, she came into
absolute possession Of the estate left
in trust for her. which amounts to
the neat little sum of $12, 500, 900.
Miss Gladys is the youngest of
the direct heirs to the vast fortune
amassed by the third head of the
house OF Vanderbilt. She aud her
mother have been cruising in the
Mediterranean, taking the waters in
the south of France and hunting
through the curio shops Of Paris for
rare old bronzes, of which they have
secured quite a number, for the
spacious halls Of The Breakers. their
Newport home.
Mrs. Vanderbilt has cabled to
have The Breakers opened. She and
Gladys are coming over for the late
seasons and incidentally for business
reasons, the redistribution of the
Vanderbilt millions which, according
to that document of fatherly love
and wrath, the Vanderbilt will was
to be finally adjusted when Gladys
came OF legal age.
Clerks and accountants have been
busy for many moons at the office of
the Vanderbilt estate at forty-second
street and Madison avenue. making
preparations for this settlement of
the fortune. Alfred, Reginald and
Mrs. Harry Payne Whitney are all
to receive surplus cccumulations
from legacies to benefciaries to date
unpaid.
The will states over and over
again that certain moneys are to go
to my children, Alfred, Gertrude,
Reginald and Gladys, as if no Cor
nelius had ever existed. Thus is
the penalty that Cornelius, Jr., paid
for marrying Miss Wilson again
brought to public notice
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05

A hand TO mouth existence-that OF
the tooth carpenter.
Time rings many changes but the
girl cashier in a restaurant is some
thing of an expert at this game her
self
4 bleary old boozer from Gaul
Walked home in the rain from a ball
"Phlease esChuse me-" he said.
While l putsh shiss umbrella to bed
An hang myself up in sh-hall,"
In Heaven everything will be laid
bare-except fresh eggs, which will
come in shells as usual.
How good time a boy has at a
party depends upon how long he is
sick with a stomache ache afterward.
II every man were big enough to fill
the tennis-hannel nightdress his wife
makes for him, this would be a race
OF great men, indeed.
Doing nothing all the time gets
more tiresome than listening TO bore
tell the same story three times-so !
have heard.
Press clubs are being started in the
city suburbs wherever two lovers can
find enough green grass 70 sit upon.
In looking for a peck of happiness
many people pass right by bushel Of
contentment
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
IMPROVING TAX LAWS.

Taxation is the subject Of inyestlca-
ton and discussion In many states
and three reports have been made
by special commissions which give an
interesting indication Of the present
trend OF expert opinion
New Yrk's commission recon
mends the abolition Of the tax on per
sonal property and the imposition ~
a progressive tax on inhcritances. The
California commission Is also opposed
10 taxing personal property, but as
serts that ~ 10 Is 20 be taxed the rev
enue should 20 to the counties eX-
clusiyely with the revenue from the
tax on realty. II Is further recon
monded that all corporations and
franchise taxes be reserved 10 the
state
Tne report Of the Massachusetts
commission proposes the taxation -
direct as well a. collateral inherit.
ances. Of billboards and Of stock
transfers. the retention Of all fran
chise exactions by the state. and a
graded tax on automobiles II is as.
serted that with these additional
leyies. the hay State could readily
enough abolish the tax on realty as
well as on personal property. except
for municipal purposes
Here In Rhode Island the system Of
taxation Is inadequate and inequitable.
but DO effort toward betterment has
been or Is likely 90 be made as long
as the country towns are In the As
cendant -ProVidence News-Domocrat
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Things 10 Forget.

Forget the faults of other people.
Forget a. many disagreeable things
as you can.
Forget your enemies and remember
your friends.
Forget all gossip as soon as you
hear it, or before.
Forget doubts and fears and re.
member hopes and faiths.
Forget your own failures and
remember your successes.
Forget the pin-picks, sights and
trivial offences incident to all life.
Forget to DO anyone an injury,
but remember to do every one a
kindness
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Home Tauqht.

II was down in Ravenswood, Ill,
that teacher who had sent a note
home with a pupil asking her parents
to buy a grammar for her, received
the following note: "Missus teecher,
| do not desire that Jennie shall in
gage in grammer, as l prefer hur
to ingage in more useful studies, and
| can learn hur TO speek grammer my
self | went through two grammers
and can't say as they did me no
good nohow. | prefer Jennie 10 in
gage in French. drawing and vocal
music on the piany"
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Chords and Dischords.

When a man falls in love, he breaks
his glasses.
Some engagements end happily, but
In most cases the parties get married.
Says an exchange, Wealth has its
penalties. You never heard of a poor
man buying dyspepsia tablets" Good
by TO all youse fellers; I'm rich and
never knew IL before.
The moth Is a great rag chewer.
Matrimony is like a river after the
first freeze in the fall. Look out for
places where there is thin ice.
Whenever | see one of those fussy
single curls down a grown woman 8
neck-I mean one of those corkscrew
affairs that are trained TO dangle
about like a clapper on a bell-I am
always afraid ii is going to tickle her
under the ear and make her run
away
Many a man has been saved from
losing a lot of money by not having it.
Some matches that seem to have
been made in Heaven, never get back
home
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05

Toe Out.
Don't be narrow 10 this life.
on Digeontoedl
Walk thu broad, straight path along
Ami be patient with the shrong;
DON'T be bsoad enough 10 hurt
Or to tear your undetshirt.
Or pigeontoed!
Don't be Grabbed or morQse-
Keep toeing out,
FIJI your heart with thoughts Of JuneI
II you whistle. let the tune
BE a helpful. hopeful air
That will knock the socks of care
Keep toeing out
Don't be petulant or cross
Don't interfere
Some folks bark their own hind feet
Interfering on the beat
Keep your footprints far apart
And keep gladness In your heart
Don't interfere!
BE as broad as you can stretch
And still be good
Smile at others on your way;
BE a regular X-ray:
Hrsad the gospel of a laugh;
Give to care the sharpened gaff-
And still be good
Brush your foretop from your eyes
And strike right out,
Look the whole world in the face.
Vow to win or bust a trace.
BE as good a man on Monday
AS you were at church on Sunday
Keep toeing out!
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Visited by Night Riders.

Cadiz, Ky, Aug. 27.-Night rid
ers visited the store and hotel Of
johnson Hendrick, at Rockcastle on
the Cumberland near here, and after
firing a few shots in the air called
to Mr.. Hendrlck to come out. He
came to the door and they asked
him something about shipping some
independent tobacco from landing
a few miles below. He assured them
that be had not, aud that they had
been misinformed He offered to
call his wife and prove it by her,
but they assured him that they were
willing to take his word.
Then they asked him to come and
90 with them up on the hill a short
distance, as they wanted to talk to
him further. He asked them to let
him dress, but they informed him
that it was not necessary, and car
ried him along as he was in his night
clothes. He was gone about twenty
minutes and returned. He says
they did not touch him in any way,
and every indication bore out this
statement, and that they only talked
to him about the tobacco that they
had heard he had shipped.
The crowd then departed quietly
and nothing further was heard from
them.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
State Of Washington Has a constitu
tonal Amendment TO Permit
Classification Of Property For
Taxation Purposes.

In common with other states that
are seriously considering the better
ment OF tax laws Washington comes
10 the front with a proposition TO
amend its state constitution.
The pertinent paragraph in the pro
posed amendment reads:
The power of taxation shall never
be surrendered, suspended or con
tracted away Taxes shall be uniform
upon the same class of subjects, and
shall be levied and collected for pup
lie purposes"
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
An Ounce OF Prevention

is worth a pound of cure. There are
many poor sufferers. Consumptives
who are hopeless of getting well-who,
if they had taken care of themselves,
would now be we'll A cough is the
foundation of Consumption. Billiards.
Horehound Syrup will cure that cough.
Mrs. s.. Great Falls, Montana. writes:
Il have used Billiards. Horehound
Syrup in my family for years my
children never suffer with coughs.
Sold by j. II. Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
The Man With Dandruff

can now be cured. He should buy
bottle ofZEMO to-day ZEMO destroys
she germ that causes the disease. Its
use stops itching instantly, prevents fall
ing hair and leaves the scalp in a clean
healthy condition. All Druggists.
HAYNES X TAYLOR.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Deeds Recorded.

+. NJ. Dalton to T. l.. Phillips
lot in Dycusburg, $50.
Linnie Guess to j. f. and X. c.
o Neal 1876 acres on Camp creek,
ss25.
T A Conway to J. :. McMurry
house and lot in Marion, $l450
Della NJ. Stone to Chas. W. Stone
ID acres near Tolu, 1925
:. NJ. Asher to District 40 one
acre, - and other consideration.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
A Happy Family.

j. j. Mann. Of Fordyce, Ark, writes
Use Carlstedt's German Liver Power
for ten years. cured my wife Of female
troubles. Haven't had a doctor for
six years. formerly paid two or three
doctor bills year. Would not be with
out H. Worth its weight in gold
Guaranteed under the Pure Food and
Drugs Act. Price 25c. Sold by all
druggists
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Sign OF Early And Long Winter.

The report from Cape May that
an enormous gathering of swallows
had been obser we'd there, after which
the lot few Southwark, with the con
sequent sngury for an early and long
winter, said weather sharp, lis
rather discouraging in these days of
hlgh-pnced coal and other expenses,
but, if it must be. so be it. The
old saying that a single swallow does
not make a summer may be amended
by adding a conference, or mass
meeting, or convention, or whatever
you may call it, of swallows cannot
make winter. just what Cape
May swallows detect in the August
weather conditions to induce them to
fly Southwark | am a loss to imagine.
We were having a bit of cool wealth.
er, to be sure, but not enough to
chill even swallow-at least it does
not affect the sparrows, who haven t
any more feathers than swallows.
The careful observer will probably
note in few days that the swallows
are coming North again, evidently
realizing that they started on a false
alarm. philadelphia Record.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Sure Cure For Ma aria.

Try Yucatan Chill Tonic, superior to
all, acceptable to the most delicate
person. One bottle will work wonders.
Guaranteed uuder the Pure Food and
Drugs Act. Price soc. Sold by all
druggists.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
For ChiIIs, Fevers And Malaria.

Try Yucatan Chill Tonic; it cures to
stay cured. Insist on having it. Get
the genuine. Guaranteed under the
Pure Food and Drugs Act. Price soc.
Sold by all druggists.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
A GOOD PLATFORM.

This platform has been adopted By
the Ohio State Board of Commerce as
the slogan Of its campaign for tax re
form:
"Our purpose is to make Ohio the
best state in the Union in which TO
earn living, operate a business and
own property"
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
A Remedy Without an EqsaI.

Try Yucatan Chill Tonic, is a sure
cure for Colds. La Grippe and Rheuma-
tism; will cure you, acceptable to the
most delicate person, results are posi-
tive and you feel better after taking
one dose. Guaranteed under the Pure
Food and Drugs Act Price soc. For
sale by all druggists.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
The New Pure Food And Drug Law.

We are pleased to annouce that Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults. j. II.
Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Eczema is Now Durable

ZEM0, a scientific preparation for
external use. stops itching instantly
and destroys the germs that cause skin
diseases. Eczema quickly yields and is
permanently cured by this remarkable
medicine. AlDruggists. Write for SAM
pie. 4. w. Rose Med. Co.. Louis, Mo
HAYNES Il TAYLOR
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
For Bad Breath And Sour Stomach

Try Carlstedt's German Liver Pow
der; removes the cause instantly. A
cure guaranteed. Guaranteed under
the Pure Food and Drugs Act. Price
Csc. Sold by all druggists.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
HogwaIIoW News.

There's right smart difference
between men and flies. II you have
an open Jug OF molasses the flies will
flock around and if It's an open jug
of Ticker you will draw flock Of
men.
Sizemore Hooks, residing on Big
Pistol creek, has invented patent
monkey wrench, which also has an
attachment that will crack hickory
nuts and pull corks.
TO test the velocity of a summer
breeze, take one pound of fine goose
feathers, stand in the open, and toss
them high into the AIR. If they all
fall straight to the ground the breeze
is lighter than the feathers. If they
continue to 90 straight up it is going
TO rain.
There are people who take a great
interest in you-some OF them as
much a. ten per cent.
Poke Eazley regrets that he will
be forced to move out Of the shade
next to the postoiilce on account Of
being bothered 80 by the gnats.
Yam Sims says that Mis-. Gondola
Henstep's hair i, getting to be 80
curly that it makes her head swim.
Raj Barlow has named hi- horse
Nancy Hanks SO that he can beat
the other horses and mules. around
Hogwallow
Miss Flute Belcher has took to
eating poke-berries, which it is said
will make her lips red
Don't talk too much at the ,ttable.
IL will interfere with your eating.
They had an all-day singing and
dinner on the ground at Hog Ford
church last sunday aud several mem
bers are laid up with bad colds,
caused by the table cloths on the
ground being too thin.
Verify and sick man who keeps
on improving will eventually get
well
\ splendid way to get rid of.aies
Is to open the stove door and drive
them in. then shut the door allowing
them to burn to death.
Moral-Always look a, the place
you are about to sit down on.
II Is no blg achievement to break
the record on a phonograph.
Sometimes a person has big
time and doesn't know it till IT'S all
passed.
4 cat fish has very little eyes
because the water is 50 muddy it
can I see at all any way.
We'd nearly all rather be right
than president, but very few Of US
are ever able to be either.
\ man who can wear his coat on
a sweltering summer day j. either a
gentleman or has a hole IN his shirt.
Two geese with yokes on walked
through here Thursday going toward
Tickville. The deputy constible at
Bounding Biliows has been notified
to look out for them.
A snake has to act crooked to get
along.
lam Sims walked to Rye Straw
and back Tuesday. His feet are SO
long that the trip was made in a
short time.
A man may kill two birds with
one stone and then next time miss
the whole flock with a shot gun.
The front of the Hog Ford church
is about to be white-washed. The
back end won't be improved as mo-
body comes in that way but the
preacher
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Num- & Tucker
Undertakes and
Furniture Dealers
Salem St. MARION, KY.

Kodol For Indigestion and Dyspep-
STA, combination of natural digestants
and vegetable acids. digests the food
itself and gives strength and health to
the stomach. Pleasant to take. Sold
by j. II. Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are
good for any one who needs a pill.
Sold by j. H. Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
You Will Get Yours.

To cure a swelling of the head.
Try rrst a good. plain-spoken wife.
II tbs should fail just bide your time
And leave the case with Or Life.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-05
Question.

How can a man stand for his rightsf
His chances are so slim
How can he stand. | say. for rights,
When wife sits on him.
The Nevada County picayune., 1907-11-14
STOLEN

Last Saturday night some one stole a horse from J. c. Marsh, an old negro here in town, and a good saddle and bridle disappear ed from the Blythe Livery stable on the sam3 night. On yester- day Sheriff Hood received a tele- gram from Camden asking about the horse and saddle, giving ex- act description of both. MT. Hood telegraphed the officers to hold man with horse. He did not learn whether the thief was a white man or negro.