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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
A CLEVER BURGLAR.
How He Fooled a Man Who Though
He Couldn't Be Robbed.

How He Fooled Man Who Thought
He Couldn't Be Robbed.
"B. p Hutchinson used to say nc
burglar ever could get into his house
without waking him." said a central
station detective the other day. accord
ing to the Chicago Record Herald, but
it remained for Chief Simon O'Donnell
to put one over the famous trader.
You know. Mr.. Hutchinson was ia
nous in Chica go's commercial life
years ago and was known popularity as
Old Hutch. He prided himself on the
fact that burglars never had got into
his house and often boosted of the
fact to his intimatcs. One day while he
was at lunch with Chief O'Donneli and
i number of other friends the com
pany fell to discussing a crime that
had been committed the night before.
I'd like TO see anybody get into my
house. Mr. Hutchinson said. Why,
hear every tick OF the clock all night
"IIl bet You dinner for this
crowd said the chief. that | can pro
duce a man who Will enter your house
and ron viii rot know of his visit till
morning
mir. Hutchinson accepted the wager.
ard il was agreed that he was to LET
the chief have a latchkey. 50 that the
burglar could get II without being dis
turbed by some pat-olman Mr.. Hutch
inson also agreed u leave some article
OF value in the parlor where it could
be found readily The chief said the
robbery woald be committed within
the following week
Three days later Mr.. Hutchinson
awoEze IN the morning and discovered
that both sheets of bis bed which had
been in place when he retired. were
gone. 50 wa.s d little antique clock he
had left on the nldntcl. lie huFriedly
dressed and fastened after breakfast
TO the chiefs oGlce 0'DenneiI saw him
coming and. IS ne entered the Office.
greeted him with:
Mr.. Hutchinson, I have trio sheets
and a clock Tint belong to you We
VIII have tie dinner today
The burglary was done By former
criminal who ct the time lad reform
ed. He did tie Job II the request Of
the chief How did be get tie under
sIeets lie rolled Mr. Hutchinson over,
rolled tie sheet after him and then
rolled him back
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
REGRET EXPRESSED
BY WESTF|ELD NEWS
Story That EarIham Has Been
Taken From Its Non
Hazing Pedestal.
THOUGHT 1T WAS IMMUNE.
THE NEWS SAYS HAZING is AKIN
TO WHITEcAPPING AND THAT
THERE is TOO MUCH RoWDY-
ISM IN THE COLLEGES.
THOUGHT 1T WAS IMMUNE.
CWestfield, Ind, News.)

The News regrets very much that
fstaid old Earlham college has been
dragged from her pedestal, although
against her free will. Some unruly
boys have been expelled for hazing,
and were even in the police court for
assault and battery. They sadly mis-
treated some theological students, and
they did this when the president was
away
We have held up for Earlham as the
one college where hazing was not toler-
ated. but the record was broken finally.
However, we wish to commend the
course of the college officers in expell-
ing the boys who did the haZing. OF
course, boys will be boys" but there
is absolutely no sense in being Grim
inals. and in causing possible perma-
nent injury to other students. HaZing
is akin to whitecapping and sometimes
is almost as severe in form. There is
too much rowdyism in most of the col
leges. and it will be broken up. or the
colleges will lose in attendance The
public sentiment back home is very
much against this tomfoolery. What
is wanted is a class of young men who
can obey the rules at school. and the
Jaws at home. and who can be gentle
men at all times. Hazing should go,
and should not even be commenced at
Earlham.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
CITY IN BRIEF

Butterick's Patterns. Morris G. Co.'S.
Miss Mae Rose is the guest of her
brother at Chicago.
Telephone the Richmond Steam
Laundry to get your laundry. IT
Miss Marie Morgan of Hamilton, ia
visiting relatives and friends in Rich
mond.
Miss Ide Mauger has gone to Co
iumbus. o, TO visit her parents for a
few weeks.
Mrs. Herbert Marlatt and daughter
Elizabeth and Mrs. j. F. Kaufman
are spending a few days with Mrs. II.
ID. Brown of Economy.
BY an agreement of attorneys in the
case, there Will be no prosecution of
the suit of Isaac Jenkinson against
Martha Reddish ct al. for foreclos-
ure of mortgage.
Edmund G. Dickinson. OF Jackson
vile, ILL.,. is home for few days Wis
ii with his parents. Air. Dickinson
is private secretary to Supreme Chan
cellor Barnes. Knights Of Pythias.
Thomas J. NewlSirk, of this city. who
is connected with the real estate de-
partment OF the Rock Island railroad.
is here TO spend few days with bis
family. Mr. Newkirk is located in Ar
kansas.
Have just returned from the O1y-
lin-Parlors, Of DR.. Taylor on South
10th street where I saw four patients
under treatment at the same time
This Oxylin Machine is wonder; the
work it is doing is far greater won-
der All our people who are nervous
and weak should call and see for
themselves.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
NEWS OF EARL HAM:
WEEK IS BUSY ONE
1t Is Hoped to Make Alumni
Tea One of Most Success
full of Such Events.
WALTER WILSON LEAVES.
BACCALAuREATE ADDRESS WILL
BE DELIVERED BY PROF. Ell
BERT RUSSELL-No GIFT BY
GRADUATING CLASS.

The alumni tea at Earlham this year
is to be held on the college campus,
and the committee in charge hopes to
make it one of the most successful
events of the kind ever held at the
school, Miss Katie Moelk will serve
the banquet, following which will be a
humber of informal toasts A large
number OF former graduates are ex-
pected from outside the city. Just
who is coming, is not definitely known
and for this reason there will be no
set program. The tea is TO begin
promptly at six o'clock. The commit
tee in charge of the affair is compos-
ed of the Rev. Clarence NJ. Case, DR..
Frank Harold, Mrs. Mabel Hough Bar
tel. and the Misses Magdalena Engel-
bert and Louise Kaminski.
Walter Wilson, who for the past two
years has been athletic director at
Earlham, left Saturday for Minnesota,
where he will be engaged in practical
engineering work this summer. Be-
fore leaving the members of the foot
ball team presented Wilson with d
gold watch fob on which was engrav-
ed his name and the years he coached
at the college. Wilson's plans for the
fall are not certain. He has a chance
to take an instructorship at Yale, and
may do so.
Prof Ebert Russell will deliver the
baccalaureate address to the GRADUATE
ing class at Earlham at Lindley hall
this morning. Much interest attach
es to the sermon, as Prof RusseN is
recognized as one of the broadcast and
most logical students of the new school
which is fast taking hold of Quaker af-
fairs.
The graduating class at Earlham this
year will not present a gift of any kind
TO the school. There is no set prece-
dent on this point, some of the classes
in the past having remembered the
college and some having departed with
out a gift of any kind.
The athletic season will close at
Earlham next Tuesday, when the col
lege team will cross bats with the
Richmond Independent baseball team.
The college lads are hopeful of winning
over Jessup's aggregation once more.
Their victory last Thursday has given
them plenty of confidence.
The Evolutionary recital at Earlham
Saturday night was attended by good
sized audience and was very enter
tanning. The program was carried
out as announced in the Palladium
Thursday.
Saturdays game with Franklin was
cancelled because of wet grounds.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09

They said / would have to have an op-
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09

Company's rooms, and which were
made expressly for this exhibit by the
lockwood company. They are all fine
specimens of their pottery and are
all expensive. one being $50, one SIS
and one $35. The three glazes are the
Iris, the Vellum and the Painted Mat,
the first being a Japanese plum bios
som design, the second a Japanese
dragon design While these vases will
be interesting features of the exhibit,
the Japanese pottery which will be
loaned by number of Richmond peo-
pie will attract many Among those
who will loan their pottery to the ex
hibit will be Mrs. c. K. Chase, Mrs.
III. G.. Starr, Mrs. Jennie Yaryan, Mrs.
James MORRISON, Mrs, Richard Sedg-
wick, and Mrs. W. D. Foulke Col. j.
F. Miller will also loan collection
of lockwood pottery of a Japanese de-
sign.
AS one of the many festivities con-
nected with commencement exercises
at Earlham College was the elocution
entertainment which was given Satur-
day evening in the chapel. A large
number of the friends of the college
and the students were present. Sew
eral young ladies of the college acted
as ushers. The program consisted of
musical numbers and recitations. those
taking part being Miss Angelina
Wood, Miss Maria Francisco. Mr.. c.
Haworth, Miss Marjorie Hill, Miss
Louise Estes, Miss Beulah kaufman.
Mr. G. Hoelscher, Mr.. Thurman Over
man, Miss Carol Wood, Miss Edith
Shugart, Mr.. Walter Miles. Miss Ka-
tie Cochran, Miss Edna Gordon, Mr..
Harold Chapman and Mr.. Byron Huff.
At the business meeting of the La
dies Aid Society of Grace M. Z.
church which was held Friday, ar
were made for the an
nual June dinner, which will be given
in the church parlors soon.
Arrangements we're made for the
annual picnic at the meeting of the
Ladies' Aid Society of the Reid Mem
orial Hospital which was held the past
week with Mrs. Charles S. Farnham
at her home on North Tenth street.
It will be held this month and the
trustees and their families will be
que SITS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
UNIVERSITY IS PLANNED
May Include the Leading He
brew Institutions.

New York, June S.-The Jewish
Theological seminary is discussing
the establishing of an American uni
yersity to include the leading Hebrew
institutions of learning. For the sup
port of the institutions now in exis-
tence of their professors, scholars
and investigators, whose yocations
naturally require them to live on
small incomes, a fund, such as is
maintained by the General Education
al Board, was suggested. It was said
that $4,000 900 would be needed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
HEALTH is
NOIMAN'S WEALTH
Don't Trifie with 1t, Don't Neglect 1t,
Guard IL AZ Your Dearest Treasure.
ZOA-PHORA
For Maiden, Wife and Mother. Watch
First indications of Disease or
arrangement of the Deli
cate Orqans.

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To you and your family than all other
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for women. l suffered with leucor-
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years. l took different kinds of med
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ent doctors, but they did me no good
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09

ALL uP-To-DATE HouSEkEEPER
Use Red Cross Ball Blue. It makes
clothes clean aud sweet as when ue->
All grocers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
Ills Wac Harder

II was In country tavern. where a
newly arrived commercial traveller was
holding forth.
I'll bet my case or samples he said.
that I've got the hardest name OF any
body in this room
An old farmer In the background
shifted his feet "Ye will. will yeZ, be
drawlod. WAL. I'll have 10 take re
up. I'll bet SO against yonr samples
that my nameil beat yourn.,
Done" cried the salesman. Eve
got the hardest name. 1t is Stone"
The old man was game.
Mine" he said, is Harder."-PhiIa-
delphia Ledger
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
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A fox was seen coming down pass
in the hills followed by a rabbit, which
came along at smart pace and seemed
impelled by an overpowering curiosi-
ty. Fox and rabbit presently disap-
peared into patch of covert, and al
most Immediately the fox was seen to
emerge with the unfortunate rabbit
dead in its jaws. The whole tableau
was witnessed by persons of unim-
peachable veracity, one of them a very
careful observer of wild life. 1t was
perfectly evident to them that the fox
had in some way fascinated the rab-
bit and was consciously following out
plan devised for it's destruction. AS
for the rabbit, it was clearly incapable
of avoiding its doom.-Country Life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
! COMPLETE DIRECTORY
The Federation of Labor Is
Preparing One.

Des Moines, June S.-The federation
of labor of the state of Iowa, has begun
the compilation of a directory which
will give the name, residence and occu-
pc ton of every worliingman in the
state 1t will also give his union con-
nection, if any.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09

No matter how intently wife may
listen when her husband is talking III
his sleep, she very seldom learns any
thing of real Importance. And the re-
suit would usually be about the same
ii she should listen to everything he
says while he is awake.-Somerville
Journal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09

Starting with bis bride on their hon
eymoon. man entered railway Of
fee and. a. always in the past, bought
only one ticket
The bride noticed the oversight at
once.
'.Wlv. you bought only one ticket,
dear. she said.
That's SO. dear he answered. II
forgot all about myself TIT Bits.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09

The managing director of a London
cab firm with 1900 horses told a coun-
ty court judge they worked their
horses seven days a week in the Lon
don streets. The average life of a cab
horse in London was about six years,
but some would go only three months
Some would last twelve years
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
An Exper- Accountant

do you not fhinIl. Miss Smiles" ms
pleaded. that in time you might learn
10 love meg'
Possibly. the girl replied. 'If you
could FENDER iue statement or what
you are worth. Mr.. Giles. might learn
~ love you I'm very quick at is-
ures."-London Mail
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-06-09
FRAUD upon BUYERS
SOON TO Be ENDED
Action Taken by the Customs
Authorities.
PLAN TO BOOST PRICES,

New York. June S.-Action has
been taken by the customs authorities
which it is believed, viii put an end
10 a long continued and systematic
eally conducted pro- ctice of fraud up
or buyers OF foreign paintings and
other works of art
The plan, which appears 70 have
been prosecuted. successfully for
years without detection, has been TO
invoice pictures and other art objects
at prices many times the intrinsic val
ue Of the importations. pay the high
adyalorem duties, and exhibit 10 pros
pectiVe purchasers copy Of the Off
eial invoice as proof OF the price paid
FOR the production.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-01
CLOUDLIGHT GOT TIRED.
Favorites Scored in the First Three
Races; Blagg Takes Fifth.

SAN FRANCISCO, April S0.-Suear-
maid, quoted at to | gained victory
over Cloudlight in the Victoria handi-
cap at Oakland today in driving tn-
isb. Cloudlight opened up gap on the
field, but tired. George p, McNear was
the favorite, but could not get near the
leader Favorites scored In the first
three events. kokomo was plunged on
to win the fifth race, but Blagg beat
him again
First race, three aud half furlongs,
selling-Charay, 1o6, (GoodchilO, , TO
l, won; Talien, l0S, (Brown), 8 to .,
second; Gluckstern, los, (Mcntry), 80
to 1, third. Time ~ 1..5. Janet L.,
Gigama, Rio Vista, Aggrippena, Katie
Mulholland and Coralita finished as
named.
Second race, mile. sclling-Fair Fagot
10, (Sandy), 6 TO ., won; Royal Max
i'm, llo, (Gross), 10 80 !, second; Elota,
105. CIV. Kelly, 16 to 5, third. Time,
l:42 2.5. Seven Bells, Avona, Menden,
Tetanus. Jezebel, Mohawk. Eulalied,
HankweIl and Furso finished as named.
Third race, six and a half furlongs-
Ethel Day. 10, (Gross). 8 to 20, won;
Lolita Gladstone, 105, (Sandy), 80 TO
to /, third. Time 1875 45. SUMMARY
Kinders. Storma, Little Buttercup,
Lady King and Serenity finished as
named.
Fourth race, Victoria handicap,
seven furlongs-Sugar Maid, lo7, (Fish'
err. to |, won; Cloudhght, 10,
(Keogb). / to l, second; George P. Me"
Near, lO2, (u. Smith, Is 10 D.. third;
Time l:26 j. G. Glenn, Rubrlc and
Martinmas finished as named.
Fifth race. five and a half furlongs-
Blagg. 109 "a Brown) 1 TO l. won;
KoEomo. lilo, (Sandy). Is TO 10. second;
Nappa, l12, (NT, Kelly, IL TO !, third,
Time | .04 - Wollman. Native Son,
Edwin r. Fryer, Lellna, Palemon. Otto
Price. Treasure Seeker, Remember and
Johnny Lyons finished as named,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-01
MARIE NOW DENIES
RECKLESS DRIVING
Objects to Evidence of Officer
and Interr0gates Wines
Ses for the Defence.

Judge Diehl heard the case OF Marie
Greening. charged with fast driving,
Tuesday afternoon. After hearing the
evidence, judgment was suspended un~
til this afternoon. Officer Bert Fl. Sea
ger, who made the arrest, testified that
tho woman drove around block in one
and a half or two minutes GLOW
could ] possibly have done thatq'
CALCULATED the young woman. II didn t
have Dan Patch. y The officer also
said that he scented whisky on the
womau's breath To this evidence the
woman objected. She placed on the
stand as witnesses in her behalf, 3. G..
Wilson and En- Campbell, the women
who were with her when she ran down
F, Mitigate and his two-ycar old daugh.
ter at Second South and Main streets
them herself. At the conclusion Of
the testimony Judge Diehl announced
that he Will give his decision at ? p. M.
today.
The case of John Moore. charged with
petit larceny, was set for May Z In
Judge Diehl's court Tuesday afternoon.
Moore is charged with stealing a So
pair of shoes from an Oregon Short
l-lpc tdi VI Suoto W IuOpluSDu
Brothers, who have refused to accept
the consignment because of the break
ing open of the car containing it. Be-
tween here and Denver tweuty-four
pairs of shoes were stolen from the
car, and after it's arrival here several
more pairs were found TO be missing.
Moore was arrested on Commercial
street by Sergeant Hempel. He was
selling shoes TO second hand dealer
and said that he brought the footwear
here from the east.
The petit larceny case against Louis
Griffin was continued until Friday on
account of the absence Of some Of tho
defendant s witnesses.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-01
from Fremont county and a heucbman
nf Senator. Rorab

from Fremont county and henchman
of Senator Borah.
The re-enactment Of the test oath,
by which people who believe in and
practice polygamy would be dis
franchised, was defeated by the legis.
lators. although it was demanded by
practically all the decent people of the
State. All the legislature did was to
pass a Sunday rest law and The ap-
preparation bills.
1.-The fight to rid Idaho of machine
rule is going to continue declared
Mr.. John "a cit is Just beginning, in
fact, TO warm up, If the Republican
party won t rid itself of the disreputa-
BILE leadership into whose hands il has
fallen. the people of Idaho will rid
themselves of the Republican party
Mr.. Johnson was for many years pro
prietor of the pioneer Overland hotel
in Boise. He has retired from active
business now, but is interested in Ne
vada mining properties. and is on his
way to Nevada on mining business.
Last fall Mr.. Johnson was one of the
few mon who vcntured. the prediction
that Governor Gooding would lose Ada
county, the stronghold Of Idaho Re.
publcanism. His prediction was verified
on election day, however, by. GOO ma,
1oritY. @
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-01
INTEREST IN CHAMPIONSHIP.
Reported That House Will Be Worth
S5S, 900 to the Management.

LOS ANGELES, April 30.-Iuterest
in the battle between Tommy Burns
and Philadelphia Jack O 'Brlen be.
fore the Pacific athletic club May s
for the heavyweight championship is
on the inrrense az the date of the CON
fest approaches. Betting remains at
even odds, although so far only scat
tering wagcrs have been made, Most
of the heavy betters are waiting for a
change in odds. expected on tho eve
of the battle The fight ia attracting
more public notice than any contest
ever scheduled in this city. 1t is ex-
pected that the house will he worth to
The management about $4,000. The
men are lighting for sixty and forty
per cent, of n $4,000 purse, The
matter of tho referee has not yet been
decided, Retired Champion James j.
Jetfries, who refereed the former fight
in this city between 'Brien and Burns,
which he declared a draw. was not sat.
isfactory to Burns. the latter contend
ing that he had won. 1t is likely that
Charles E.yton.. the regular club referee,
will otlicinte