The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1907-03-29


TEDDY and were alone at the Lake beds He outsd
the cabin braidng leather hat bandeght strands and
the repeat" hgure-an art that never could master
sat inside with pound package of smoking tobacco be
side and within reach rolling the days suppl,
Of cigarettes.
Reddy stopped his story long enough 10 say Don't
rncesss slipper kdthat paper burns my tonsue-ake the
Well as was saying, I'd met lot OF the boys up IN town
this day, and they threw many drinks into me;
know that for because when took the parting dose
twice as many friends as when started
When pulled for home felt mighty good for myself
exactly looking for trouble but dodge
either warbng Idaho for all was worh--you know
pretty sng Cock-eyed Peterson used made
him forget all his troubles Because says he you dont notice
trne when bats you the head with twoby-tour
Well enjoying everything in sight even little drzzle
OF rain that driving by in Of wetne when haaced
swatty at Fort Johnson halted me
Now It's dreadful thing butted death by nanny
goat but for fulzed cowpuncher to be held up by soldier
IS worse yet -
idea Of the way felt.
why you cross between Last Rose Of Summer and
bobaed hushD says what dyer meanF What's got into
youi Get my daylight you dog robbe I'll walk the
little horse around neck like threernged circus Come
Ii seems that this swatty had chuced Of the third
story Of Frenchs dance emporium by Broc Thompson which
wasn't fresh like soldiers, but polite
tn-horn gambler pay day
Says he Il just wanted TO tell that old Frosthead and
forty braves someers between here and your OUTFIT with
their paint and blood in their eyes, cayoodng and
whoopn fit beat hell with the blower and if get
tangled up them reckon they'll give you haircut and
shampoo nothing of other trimmings They say they're
bird that they'll take any kind Of trouble that
along Their hearts is mighty bad they state and when
nuns gets spoiled the disease id catching You'd
aetter stop while
low. old Frosthead and you too z IF he comes
hopping reservation, Ill kick his panaetes on top
lii right pardnerl" says he TITS your own funeral My
orders halt every going through but amt whole
company 50 you can have your way Only II your frends
have e take you home in coascutle don't blame me Pass
So went through the officers quarters forty miles hour
ting out string Of ys you might have heard to the coast
i'd TO show my respect for the United States army.
Vow this has always been mN luck Whenever ! make
dwagon play somebody's SURG to strike me for license
IN else the team into the ditch mile further and
conc out about as happy as small yaler dog at bobcats
stand up bufee robe, and get with it just like
mice; but that amt If sing little mite high in the
Old Johnny Harduck socked it me, usual
Gosh almighty he liquor died in after while and
went sound asleep in the saddle and woke with jato
find myself right in the middle old Frostheads gang the
drums dipping and those foyodd red tigers hayh
hayahing in style that made my skin get up and walk all
How in blazes I'd managed to slip through those Inuns
don't know. Twoud have wonderful piece of scouting if
I'D it. You most always do darn thing don't
want to do Well there was and, oh Doctori but wasn't
Frost himself couldn't take out
Ii was as dark as dark by this time The moon just stuck
Que eye the edge of the prairie and the of the sky
wA covered with cloud little light from the Injuns
re but not enough to ride by and besides didn't know
Says to myself Billy Sanders you are the champion all
sround od-fashoned fool Of the district You ackas
the country where essn three feet long curos
You sased that poor swatty that wanted keep you
81 this, footing your bazoo like peddng soap but
rs you. What you going to do about it ?"-and
iidnt get answer neither.
Well, 1t asking myself conundrums there in
he dark when time So wraps my Handkerchief
Laddys keep him from talking horse the
MUM ponies and prepared sneak where I'd rather be-
Lady the quickest thing legs in that part of the
ouhrout of mighty pry little Pinto BY thorough
red Kentucky horscand knew If could get the open
njpns wouldn't have much of chance take my
topper and examine my worsnot much half-nie start
md could show the whole Sioux nation how wore back
lair
nkef till didn't weight fifteen pound and breathing only
hen necessary We got along hsrate until reached the
dge of EN- and then lady had to stick his foot in gopher
ole and waoped around there like whale trying climb
Some darn of Injun threw handful of hay on the
re- and 1t blazed up, the whole gang spotted me-
numbered my sent the irons into Lady and began
walk.
didn't like make for the ranch knew the boys
pointed north praying the good Lord that
d hit kind of settlement before struck the North Pole
WE'LL left those njuns far behind that there any
it, Stacked up, pattng myself the back and the
roube seemed all just about turn for the RANCH
hen heard horses gallopng, and the
tile whole raft. of redskins a-boling up draw
alf mile away That knocked me sabsided 1t looked like
OF the wrong ticket every time the wheel turned.
whooped it up again, swearing wouldn't stop this deal
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