The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-06-13
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ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

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No man is as wicked as his thoughts.
No one has as much money as peo-
pie imagine.
Discount your expectations at least
eighty per cent.
A man is always at least as old as
he confesses to being.
The average man has a weakness
for shooting gallery.
"A mob usually has plenty of cour-
age, and not much sense.
1t is easy to invent a scheme, but
difficult TO make 1t work.
There is no life so useful and hap
py as the monotonous life.
Trouble comes natural TO some peo-
pie, just like freckles, or curly hair.
a new automobile ages almost as
rapidly as q newly married woman.
One way to make something out Of
nothing is 10 start fight about 1t.
II is not the work you do that wears
you out; IT is the worrying YOU do.
The man who reaIly enjoys lighting,
Is not much good for anything else.
What has become of the old-fashion-
ed woman who wore slat sunbonnetl
When a man IL loser, you can't con-
sole him by telling him how muca you
won. -....
When a man marries widow, he
should at least get house and lot, or
a farm.
The more people talk about the pro-
per thing TO do the less apt they are
TO co it. ... ...ts.- A. ~
What has become of the old fash
icaed man who removed his boots with
a bootjack? t.. ~
The man VINO complains he isn't ap.
preciated, always Is to the fullest ex'
tent. by himself
We all know what to do, so far as
temperance Is concerned, but the trou-
BILE is In doing it.
A business seldom amounts to
enough to give all the employees the
credit they deserve.
The satisfied man, as rule, is d
quiet man, but the dissatisfied man Is
active, and makes a row.
The choir seems to be usually made
UP of those who are willing, instead Of
those who can sing.
No criminal would ever escape If a
detective could locate man as easily
as he can find a clew. a., E,
The average woman will use almost
any kind of soap IL 1t Is recommended
to improve the complexion.
What q 10; OF consolation we old
folks get in the thought that so many
young folks are wearing glasses.
That honorable body known as the
governors staff, never seems very inn
Dortant to anyone but the staff.
Heaven will be unsatisfactory to
some men, unless they can occasionally
be sent somewhere as delegate.
There are lots of people who put up
with things all their lives that other
people wouldn't stand temporarily. \
Probably more men would join the
church If some initatory work were
put on when a new member Is added
When a girl says she knows SUCH
q good joke on anyone, don't coax heI
TO tell it; 1t never amounts to, anything
l. t. AnIaf
son: Instead. of raving over the Ma
donna, she says the Madonna Is pie
faced.
No man will take good advice on
another's say-so; even when he learns
the truth for himself he cannot always
apply it.
willing to exchange photographs, al
thought she usually gets the worst OF
the trade.
The man with tact Is one who can
have his own way and at the same
time convince his wife she is man
aging" him.
If a woman inadvertently tells you
her age, you can always relieve the
situation somewhat by telling her she
doesn't look it.
About all the decollette gown does
fer a thin woman is to start an argu-
| ment about which looks worse; collar
bones or elbows.
What has become of the old-fash-
ioned economical man who stuck a pin
in his cigar stub to enable him to
smoke 1t longer?
1t is said If you do not blow your
own horn no one will blow 1t for you.
Well, they certainly will not blow it
If you are blowing. 1t.
OF course it's good business, but It
is always something of a shock to learn
that a big, fierce looking man is trav-
cling for a millinery house.
Let three women talk together, and
within five minutes one of them will
say that she doesn't Intend to work
herself to death for any man."
If the prettiest girl in the world
put a, towel around her head, the dogs
would bark at her as a fright.
An old-fashioned woman's idea of
good ventilation is to air a sleeping
room for an hour in the morning af-
ter one is through sleeping in It,
Compliments may, spoil people, but
1t Is more agreeable spoil than sour
ing them by telling them the disagree
able things you hear about them.
A woman may be in a great hurry
to go home from the neighbor's, but
she gets over it for awhile as soon as
she begins to hold the door open.
When "a woman kills, she is apt to
Honor; but a man whose horcT seems
harder to locate pleads self-defense.
4 store keepers idea of feminine
consideration is for a woman to price
something without telling him how
much cheaper she can buy it else
where.
A girl child is never so young that
she tells at a party tnat some of the
things are borrowed for the occasion
A boy child never grows so old that he
fails to.
What has become Of the old FASH
ioned boy who threw q dipper of wa
ter into the air over the head of girl,
and said: "All that goes up must come
DOWN."
1t isn't recorded that any great heart
throbs of joy originated when the
members of womans club decided to
hold an open session and entertain
| their husbands.
One neighbor woman who comes in
the back door right from her own
kitchen any old time of day, is worth
dozen who dress up and make their
calls ir the parlor.
A woman may experience the same
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