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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

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7st 81 fdaTen uuO ale 4nsrbietnnssr
esr AutiialeOrleutt bstrefis siuss
gompromihss suridSupsikn. Sic
fihrtsn s;Ren erfoIsrci6sn Shatsus
ans. ais ne ih 5u3uniien esr @rppn
den 9orlase srslGr.er. iponan 6eIors
ts.e 1idts 0iIibi6afisls5ist def6df
fen reroen iOllen. 1ieis 9epeaans
tam unerparist uno nsrurIotts e.
.gdG.lide 9erpirrRu9 in zen 9eihen
ser 4n5dHaer Der 9oeaIoption.
Sm S5ilo5 0ouis su 3ioR
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tleinsn 6GufIeins. cer ibm nod treu
6e5lie6euen. 1T an [. SsmstaasMoys
ssn. Sem 4IeraHosr Donnie. ser
Observation-Disclosures. in Qlter
con so Sa6ren an unssmsinem Gr6ftes
serial geii0rben. Sein Q6le6en lam
Riht u~Hsrpartsi. osnn 1oluie mar
idon lau9s elm ltaper tgantsr Rana.
gr lit an Der 9ri9htiGen Risrsns
grantbeit. uno iein 3uitano bate Fd
pdbreH0 Der iinsiten 3eit fteii1 per-
ihishtert. Seit 5 @oteu bate er fidl
niht mebr in Ger SefFentlihfeil oez
seist. Pm I. 5reitn9 csrfisI er in Be
lirium. Gr gIdubts nd in elmer relis
si0ien 9eriammlun5 oonnerte 9eaen
bic llH9ldu5igen uno beflbl, Rubsit6s
rer 6iHaus5urerfeH. lie Qeihe purs
De am cnuerstaJ unter sroBer9 etEeis
lisung pobl meiit our6 Rsu9ier Nm.
Selotter, i'm Mount 0IiUet Srieobof,
niat melt oon Sion Gitp. beiseIebt.
Seine 0ittps unb isin Sobn trafsn
aus Wli6isdn SIT Der 2eihenfeier Elm.
ten.
Der @sIoidrant Ger Dot in
gdrltns0ille purbs 0pn ? Sin
bretern nit 8pramit ssiprsn1t, Ie
puroen a6er peri6sutt uno entiamen
nab einsm 9iBissn 8ampf nit goIi3i=
ten.
Tur6 Bic Grploion elmer
Sprenglaoung in Der 0ilisoiaes8rus
Be gu 8uquoin muroen Der @ruz
%benartsiter 5rant 8erIaOo t0otlia
GHO fein Sobn Sames idpsr ocrlsbt.
81 9arIiRbiIle 5ssina Der
10 Sabre alte SobR Smith aus 6urdt
Dor Strafe rpegen zines 9ie6itdbls
SelbHmOrO. inoem er IeineH 9ppf auf
Elm Roapult le9te uno Den Dedel lih
aufs 9enid fallen IieB, peldss Iofprt
5ebro6en puroe.
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leoo. ct. 9ouis C 0sFerns9 a6n Elm
ge~rionen3ug nit einem @iiter3uJ 3u=
iammen, nobel D~ieQocomotiDe oesBdiz
Idgier5uses 0emolirt nuroe uno z
Qeyionen 9erlsbunss, erlitten. oappu
@op. &enueob BON ghdrleItou, 9oCr=
motiofibrer oss 6rahtSagss; 5raa
Cora 4elton BON 8reentOpn, Snb.,
4leu 9astsu Don Reoga. uno 6rau
6. 5. 5oro, 1eIpbos, Iot6e emit
lifer Dirt.
SIN ben 9idern oes goftmeiiers
Grnit 4b6ot gu Trsmpnt puroe
Elm Deficit pon ca. $500 sniosdt.
Q6bot ipuroe ieines Qmtss entiebt,
nd6oem feline 6rsunos ben 6ebl5stras
erieBt battsH.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
aMtd1tpnn.


8eibe 6Gulsr Der 9e5islatur bas
ben cine 4eiodution angsnommen, mad
pelher NIT Der 0iscoRIiner 9e9islas
tur 9srbauDlungen ansstndpft peroeu
iraen, I'm bic 6erausgabe zines felt
so Sobren inn 84iib BON UisconIn &C.
fInOliheu, an9eblih aber 81 Widioan
geb0renoen @s6ietsitreifens BON mebs
reren bun0ert Meilen 3u ertpirfen.
9erneigert 0iscOmin bic 6srdu8gabe.
70 min Der Stat Midigan iih an
ben GOngreb unb. penn oas niht
bilft, ans 8unDesoRrserint penOeu.
gur9 einsn 8rdno puroen oas
6otel guTbid in aalama3oo tart
belhdoi9t un0 2 anlie5enoe 61uier
gang 3erit0rt. 90ra Spouie unO Ram
ME &drues, 5nei in benz 6otel beI6df=
ti3te Wldofen, iperoen DermiBt unb
inn notwithstanding in ben 5lammen
umsetommen. 30 9dIte oes 6auIes
hattsn Elm nur inappes gnttommen.
Der argeridtete Sadf9absn nir6 auF
$4,000 6e5iffsrt.
Die aus SauIt ste. 81 "a :
lie 6eriftet piro, 3sritorte elm Seuer
i'm Canadian 500 bic @arneaies
8i6Iiptbet netlt Der Staot6ane nno
Der Decentralization. S6aOen $780,
90. = 8as Sroquois 5otel, zines Der
f~einitsn 6oteIs i'm n0roli6en Witis
gan, purOe nit sinem gerluH BON
100000 Ourd Elm 5eusr 5eritort.
Bel einem 6euer in Der groBs
bunblunq pon u. 3. Rofen &c 60,
gambler in aur5naaren, in Tes
troit, bas einen Suhf6dOen DON
$4,000 onrintets, fdno Der 5euers
pebrmann 1abi0 MurouFf ben Grs
itidunsstpb. IN Rem Gebdube
an Wai6inston u. Riper Noe., in pelz
dem iid bic pariiian Steam 2aunbrb
unO bic Detroit RegaIia 50. 6sfanbsn,
ridtete 6euer einen Shaoen BON iber
100000 an.
SH einem 9osir6duIe Sci Stuns
ben's 6oI8fdnerlagsr, % meilen n6ros
lid pon Qlpend, Brad Elm 5euer
aus, BEL osm II Wdnner elm tnappes
Gntiommeu pom 5Ooe batten. Qas
trugen 8rdHnpuHnen oaOon, elmer oas
Don t0btlife uro 4 anOsre idpere.
Bel einsm granoe auF Der 9oz
baKstf6en Gefmgelflrm gu mugtes
Z n eritidten unb DsrbranRten 1000
6Hbner.
-Sn gudttb 3srItorte Elm 6saer,
Oas in J. J. 0alton's 6otel aug
brad, 6ieiss. 6oaslano Bros 6lsis
fherlaosn uno Qrsb. gauImsr'g Bar
bierIloen.
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Eager Der Gonupr eumbsr 50. All
2dona ausse5votenss 5euer 81
l0iten. erlitt 6raRt gspers grano=
punoen, bsnen Il srlds.
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ianD BET einsm 9ranDe, cer 0og
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idHissn SobHss siniitsrte, ben CLAM.
msntoo.
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Sabre ate SEQ. GSuielot untsr bic
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fh cine 5rsiFuhrt beri6affen p0lts,
uno nuros 10 faredlih sugsri6tst.
bab sr tur5 ocrauf farb.
COMA.
9os u~ntssrbaus ber Staatsles
sislatur Eat oer 5ersits i'm Ssnat am
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

Street,. ruree Uon sinem 3ass a5ers
fa9yeH uuo ssi0eiet.
SIN &rmeHtaas So SpotOn7
Il q erbansts Th Der rs Sabre dlie uno
an SerfolsaH5spa9n lsiosuos Sol.
9ugat.
5n Ger gesero ooR . st5ins
Slfy. 50j6 Stl,Fmoro oagh Ggiais
Zen.
Der 6aymer 9orrn ~ opn
Scr0m5lerE o@Rf5ip bet iih
er4Ga3t.
Der 6si GIitberal p~obuEaf
te 6arHsr Sens 3. oassn murDe oou
siHem 3use t5cilit a5erfaHysR.
sine T-sasr85raun bat :. ~.
Oilfon's sgebts 9.siosrssitait in
RiROt 5erR6rt. @siammti6aosn
S45 O00.
Sin 5sutr. wsltes in arm=
ityonss 8dderej in SsRabrod
aus5lah. didsrte ms6rsrs @si6dhs
sesdu0e nit c,Rem S6a0en in be
lrG3e non $4,000 elm.
SR Gem inter unse6eurtm Anz
oraH9 IN 50rgo o%erhdnoelten 9rc=
eeB seleu 4rt9. @rdmer. pslder ieis
nen Gatsr auf 9eheiB oer Dla;itr err
ldohsn hdiie, paros Der ansetlaste
irel9slproteu. Ia ism Der Rahpeis
sslan5, oaB er in Der 9otbpehr bons
belle.
Ter in Der 0dbe Don Va r u s
p%ohnhaf;e aite 8aymer @bretisn bat
llh erhdnat.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

9os untssrbaus bsr Staatsles
siglatur Fat osr Ssrsits i'm Senat ane
senommensn ssmsiHiameH RsioIution
gu @aHjten oer oirsttsR Ua6l oon
8urossisnaiorsT 5ussitimmi. Sm
SeHat 1T Die Rarfbulsgia CUR Jrsus
Be Der Ma6sE, smpfs5sno siubsTiatst
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

Ger unaliidIide srlitt 9ranopunSsn,
cfnen q InTs oaranf srlaa.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
Gbr. MIb. Gtor3,

534 ssius gtT., cnIbsrt 8Io6,
Boom IL. GiHetnnati, Cbto 3B
wenDen, tpeidjsr asrne iUeittgs
WuSeaHft Srtbtttt.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-07

Wall paper at Stover's Book Store.
J. L. Brush was Denver visitor
last Tuesday.
During Lent, fresh fish twice a
week at Marks Market.
DR.. r. f. Graham was Denver
business visitor last Tuesday.
For sale, 1000 bushels Of seed oats.
J. A. Enright s. Co., Greeley.
Just received, a carload Of limo.
leum. Ramsay Dry Goods Co.
Your Job printing will receive
prompt attention II sent to The Tri-
bune.
French velvets. Wiltons and Brus-
sci carpets at cost. Ramsay Dry
Goods Co.
II you want good eastern corn
fed beef roast, call ON or phone
Marks Market.
Go to Dunham's for the new
bracelets. new souvenir spoons, new
combs and hat pins.
Mrs. Mary Pattee went to Denver
last Sunday for weeks visit with
her daughter, Mrs. Mabel Herrick.
Parties desiring to reach trade Of
Eaton and vicinity can do no better
than to put an ad In the Eaton
Herald.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. Il. Bresnahan,
who have been living at l409 Seventh
avenue, moved to Farmers Spur
this week.
Mrs. Emma Anderson has recently
bought the cottage at 10l5 Third
street and is now comfortably settled
in her new home.
Parties having wire stretchers be-
longing to the McCutcheon Hard.
ware company will please return
same at once and oblige.
Carnations 40 and 60 cents the
dozen until March 23rd. At Easter
prices will advance some. w. IL.
Soaring, 7l2 Thirteenth street.
Farm for rent, 80 acres in cultiya-
tion, good for beets and potatoes.
Plenty of pasture for SO head OF
stock. Apply to Sam j. McAfee.
Pure alfalfa seed, fresh garden
seeds, sweet pea seeds In bulk. Try
our Wedding Breakfast coffee, moth
ing better for the money. Red
Front.
w. d. Boutwell,, manager of the
greeley Starch s. Potato company,
left here Monday for Chicago in re-
sponse to telegram stating that
Mrs. Boutwell, was dying there.
r. b. Wallace OF Omaha has
bought part interest in the Greeley
Sun and will hereafter do street
rustlIng while T. T. Wilson takes
care Of the inside work. Mr.. Wal.
lace WAS for number Of years on
the star Of the Omaha Bee.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-07
s,.+s++++'-F'-FE--
little Locals !
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,,lta seed Red l,o,', 1,ass s,,0.
= Kodass and camera sup
szer's' of,s karet
[.Isr's new line Of % Aa'''
d back combs. . ,.o,,,
salmon and halibut IRON
= At A. ". Jacobs
ID wedding cards ana ma an
s,s W At the Tribune olf'ce'
at Sunday evening" to Mr.
n N Go;hert, a daughter
gl,,,beth Banta went 10
!, Monday for a short stay
r Moore of Kersey was a
business visitor last Thurs
p,msay has returned from a
yeral weeks in the east OIL
grinding machine at the
Blacksmith Shop sos sew
It.
all of our Wiltons, brus'
French velvet carpets
bry Goods Co.
[ouise Seelbach gave a tea
Ls,day evening in honor OF
Robinson of Illinois,
seyen.room dwelling on
Inf close in, can be pur-
Sanborn & Houston's for
looking for C. A. Wood S
hiring shop? 9lS Ninth
the number, Coronado
We YOU better prices and
eryice because | specialize.
BIS and prices on appl1ca-
ynton.
amsey, who attends the
rsl college, spent several
week visiting his mother,
Ramsey.
libel Van BusKirk returned
me in Binkleman, Neb ,
months visit with her
rs. R. X. Smith.
obert Norcross returned
Tom a visit in Denver and
to Canon City for a visit
lister. Mrs. DIR. Ashbv.
bel Churchill and daugh-
went to Denver Tuesday y
ays' visit with friends.
aides were the guests OF
luncheon given by Mrs.
ID at the Shirley in Den.
by. Miss Isabel will visit
Miss Flossie, In Pueblo
fning to Greeley. t gs
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1907-07-25
co.operation In New jersey.

We shall have to look to New Jersey
to find grange cooperation in purchas-
Ing farm supplies most generally prac-
iced Here are Il few figures showing
the value of such purchases for twelve
months in several oranges: Vlneland,
$4,000: f'riesburg $4,000; Somerset,
5000; Medford, $1,000 or $4,000;
Hope. S2,IO0, Morristown, $43, 600:
Riverside, $l4,335; Columbus, $4,000;
Mullica Hill, $1,000; Pioneer, $500;
Mercer, $4,000. While financial bene-
fits accruing from grange membership
are perfectly legitimate, yet it is not
grange practice to emphasize these
benefits or hold them out as induce
ments to prospective members.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1907-07-25
cooperative insurance.

W. Ii. Vary of Watertown, ~ Y,
president of the Central Organization
of Co. operative Fire Insurance In that
state and which Is largely composed
of grange fire insurance associations,
reports for the year 1906 123 compa-
MES carrying 2ol,217 policies and risks
of S367. 7.274.4lS. Losses last year
amounted to S799,G90; expenses, $1S2,-
468. The average cost of insuring
900 of risk was S2.G7 for this year
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1907-07-25
THE REPORT SYSTEM.
Enables State Lecturer to Locate Weak
Spots and Render Aid.

Enables State Lecturer to Locate Weak
Spots and Render Aid.
New Hampshire, Massachusetts and
this year New York are conducting a
system of quarterly reports from sub
ordinate grange lecturers to the state
lecturer relative to the work of the
lecture hour. The total Is little less
than amazing. Take the New Hamp-
shire report for instance, which Is for
nine months only, ending Oct. l, 1906.
During the nine months there were CIV
en- in various oranges of the state the
following:
Selections of vocal music, 1929; Sc
Iections Of instrumental music, 1854;
readings and recitations, 1908; essays,
1895; addresses, SO; dramas, IA;
iarces, 254; tableaux, 435; discussions,
1,1S9; number of speakers on discus
sions, 1885; attendance during pro-
grammes, 134, 7S4.
Three questions were assigned for ST.
multaneous discussion In February
217 oranges considered the teaching of
nature studies in our common schools
and 1863 persons spoke upon this sub
ject before 5,421 people. In May the
question whether the state should pay
for the damage done by game animals
protected by law was raised. Nine
hundred and two speakers addressed
4 4,929 people on this matter.
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1907-07-25
A BOUNDARY LINE.
EXPERIENCES OF THE COMMISSION
ON THE MEXICAN FRONTIER.

Difficult and Dangerous Work In the
Deserts and Mountains--A Furious sand
storm-The Effects of Mirage-City Re-
solves Into Mass of Bowldsrs.
Although the boundary line between
the United States and Mexico was de-
fined over half century ago by the
Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, after the
Mexican War, there has seldom been a
time since then when the precise loca-
ton of this international limit has not
given cause for vigorous disputes and
often bloody border warfare between
the Mexican and American settlers near
the line.
After the treaty of 1853 survey was
made of the line. to effect some neces-
sary changes. Monuments were put up
Republican news item. [volume] (Laport, Pa.) 1896-19??, 1907-07-25

Glossonaneie is a new science" in
troduced by a Miss I1rbere No of Paris.
consisting of reading the character by
the fol- NJ and size of the tongue.
The guiding principles are as fol-
lows: II the tongue is long 1t is an in
dication of frankness; if it is short, of
assimilation; IL it is broad, of ex-
pansiyeness; If narrow, of concentra-
ton
When tha tongue is both long and
large 1t implies that the possessor is a
great gossip, frank to disagreeableness,
and thoughtless. Ii the tongue be
long and narrow. its owner is only half
frank, thinking as much as is uttered,
but not always uttering all that is
thought.
If the tongue be short and broad,
there is promise OF plenty of gossip
and falsehoods: 1t talks great deal,
but says little of what is really
thought.
II short and narrow, 1t indicates deep
cunning and lying; impenetrability and
prudence. This tongue belongs to those
persons always ready to make mis-
takes, but eager to inspire confidence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10

In the old days the Flock took any
Shepherd that wandered into the Pas
ture and allowed him TO feed them from
/ the Spoon, and swallowed everything
and had to like it.
Now the Main Performer has to do a
rev Trial Heats, while they hold the
i Clock on him before they Sign Hin,
Church Members have asserted their
Rights as Employers and now belong
to the Missouri Family. They sit back
in their padded Parquet Chairs and cav
10 the bright young Entertainer inst
out of College. Come on and show
! Us"
! If he fails to deliver the Goods. they
give him the Gate and send off to the
( Works for another Sample
But If he is as handsome as E. H.
! Sothern and can make the Women cry
and his Clothes fit him in the Back and
/ he has no dangerous Views conflicting
with the Opinions of the Pew-holders.
! he may have fair Chance of going
right 10 work at a Salary one-third as
! large as that of a Pittsburg Puddler
and somewhat in excess of that COM
manded by high-class Farm Hand.
Having entered upon his Career. he
/ is just as safe any Minute as the man
who strolls through a Powder Magazine
smoking a cigaroOt.
In order to retain the Meal Ticket he
merely has TO talk like Beveridge. be a
diplomat of the John Hay variety. do
| the Social Act with the grace and dig
nifty of our old friend Harry Lehr and
swing the Finances with the keen and
mastery Insight of Secretary Shaw.
Captain Of the Wall Street Life-Saving
Crew.
Talk about old Doctor Primrose hav-
ing experiences
Did he ever have to discuss Evoiu-
ton in such a manner that he would
not contradict Science. and yet would
satisfy the old-timers who believed that
the World was begun out of Nothing
one Monday Morning and had Parks.
DrivewayS. Subdivisions and a few
Early Settlers the following Saturday
Afternoon?
Did the original Vicar of Wakefield
ever have to do Balancing Act Be-
tween the Progressive faction, which
believes that the Lower Regions consti-
tute a Figure of Speech, and the old
rock-ribbed Wing, that wants every
Sermon served up hot with Blue
Flames around it, the same as a Rum
Omelette?
1t was Fine Business for the Vicar of
Wakefield to regulate his Parish, be-
cause whatever he said Went.
His humble Followers were not f1irt-
ing with a lot of outside Cults and then
coming to Church every Sunday Morn
ing, loaded to the Gunwales with new
and startling Theories, and just aching
for chance to trip up the Minister
and make him out either Hereto or a
bowling Ignoramus.
This years Preacher is supposed TO
have positive Views on the subject of
Alcoholic Nourishment,
Some of the Folks in front believe
that the act of absorbing a Scotch
Highball comes under the same Cate
CORY as hitting a Crippled Child in the
head with an AK.
Others, constituting what is known as
the Liberal Element, are known to keep
it in the Cellar, after having it delivered
to the House in a Grocery Wagon. They
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Old Stories Revised

one OF the first Novels written in
.old English as distinguished from
tho American Imitation with the We
neer coating, was by Oliver Goldsmith
and il was about what happened to the
Preacher.
This was a long time ago. before T
Marion Crawford began turning theni
ont on his Lathe.
There were no Department stores in
those days and the Bright Young Man
who was troubled by Inspirations had
10 go some in order to establish him
self as a Popular Writer.
The Author succeeded in giving away
good many Autograph Copies TO sem
tmental Friends, who said they would
prize the Volume ever so much more
n they didn't have 10 go out and buy
g. But when he collected Royalties he
never had to borrow any Wheelbarrow
in order to get the Stuff to the Bank.
After he died and the COPYRIGHT eX-
pred and his Heirs could not claim 4
Rake-On. nearly everybody on Earth
began reading the book, and they have
been at IL ever since
As soon ,as a Copy gets so tear
stained that the Lines are blurred and
tho Pages all gummed together, the
owner goes and gets a fresh one for
about % cents and starts i'm to churn
up his Emotions some more.
Al OF which goes TO prove that
Preacher who has been dead 100 years
hasn't an enemy in the World.
Al the time the Book was written
the Minister playing i'm a Minor League
L. =.
known as n good many Things. espe-
cially II he dabbles I'm Politics.
The Vicar got many jolts. After or
Eanizing a large and hungry Family.
he asyoke one morning TO learn that
the Friend who had arranged 10 let
him I'm on the Ground Floor of a-Ran-
her Proposition was about 10 file a
Petition in Bankruptcy. Liabilities.
$4,000: Assets, two Suits OF Clothes,
q Cameo Ring and a HOt-Water Bag.
It is q blessed provision of Nature
that nearly every Man who loses his
'Wad has q fine bunch of Children that
are quite beyond the reach of Greedy
Creditors. We cannot learn from a
Careful study Of approved Fiction that
any old Batch ever went broke. He is
lonesome enough, goodness knows. and
very Melancholy Figure along about
Christmas Time. but he always has a
bundle Of Money that you couldn't push
through Door.
After being trimmed. the Vicar and
the Famils were kept close to the Car
pct The book devOtes a good many
Pages TO telling how they were happy.
even though they seldom had one Dol
lar 20 rub against another. In fact. the
Story leads us to believe that those wLo
lave NO Velvet are seldom led into
Temptation. 4
We know however. that the Vicar
and his devoted Missus and the assort-
cd flock Of Young Folks did not miss
great deal by being hard up. They
lived in The quiet old-fashicned Days
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are agin the Liquor Traffic, but they
see no harm in Dutch Lunch and wet
trimmings.
Now all that Friend Minister has to
do in discussing the Drink Evil is TO be
rabid enough to please the Abstainers
and yet not drive away from the Fold
those who see no harm in a home
grown Thirst
II he shows frOlicsome disposition
to mingle with the Young People and
cut into their outdoor Sports and try
to look more like a Commercial Sales
man than an Undertaken, so as to re-
move the impression that he is hide
bound, it is dollars to doughnuts that
some venerable old Dodo who manages
a Vinegar Refinery will file Charges
against him and that a grand cluster
of petrified Elders will try him on the
heinous charge of being Worldly.
OF course i'm every Municipal Cam
paign he must stand up and fight for
Civic Righteousness and the Rights of
the Taxpayers and ST ncay Closing and
every Movement that bears the Re-
form Tag. and then the Financial
Heavyweight who is one of the Main
stays Of the Church and hopes TO get a
few lovely Franchises out of the City
Council, Will fall on Mr.. Preacher like a
Horse on Butterfly and try to have