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The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
TOMMY LOWE Us.
KID SULLIVAN TONIGHT

Tommy Lowe OF Washington will take
pave Deshlers place in the l5-round bat
Tie with kid" Sullivan at the opening
or the Eureka Athletic clubs season at
Baltimore tonight. Manager Herford was
compelled to substitute Lowe. as he
learned that Deshler had injured his
arm the other night I'm a bout with
Young Donahue and would be unable TO
60 on. After he had been informed by
Dehler that he would be unable to meet
sullivan, Manager Herford had a hard
job 20 get good man to take Deshler's 8
place. and IL finally wound up in Lowe
being selected, as he failed I'm his attempt
70 srcure Vrtf1tr rUrUrTv Murphy UT t1tck
dyland. who recently founght six
round battle in Philadelphia. Both Muir
ply and Hyland baked at Herford' 8
proposition TO meet the Washington boy.
IL Is the opinion that Lowe will make
Just as good a battle as either Deshler
Murphy or Hyland. as his record last sea :
son stamps him as one OF the best BOYS
In this country. Fighting In more than
30 battles, Lowe has never had a verdict
registered against him. though he fought
the best men In the East.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
WARRE:N

Regular services were held at all of the
local churches yesterday. Rev Mr.. Wat
jen preached excellent sermons at. the
morning and evening services, at the
Baptist church. special musical pro-
Gram was rendered under the direction
Of the choir leader, F. III. Martin. Rev
Thomas ]. Gregg preached at the morn
ing and evening services in the Method
ist church. A special musical progra IN
was rendered under the direction of the
organist, Mrs. r.. NJ Mckenzie Rev.
Joseph L. Hutcheson occupied the pulpit
at the ST. Marks Episcopal church.
Mr.. Joseph II. Lent has nearly recov-
cred from recent attack OF illness.
which has confined him TO his home on
Wood street for the past two weeks
Plans for the fourth grand bazaar OF
materializing daily. Already acceptances
have been received from a number OF
the companies invited. Attractive booths
are TO be constructed at the town hail.
and the Ladies' auxiliary are working
faithfully on their part of the program.
The Warren baseball team of the In
ter-C1ty league jonneyed to Valley Falls
last Saturday and were defeated by the
Valley Falls Athletic association team.
The weekly drills Of the Warren Ar
tillery will commence the early part of
nex- month. Capt. Charles Bosworth
viii instruct the men In marching move
nithlS' anu klNt tnen tnOfougn tram
ing I'm military discipline. A large num-
Der OF the men have qualified at the
Rumford range.
Mechanics Fire Co. No. 2. are making
arrangements To attend the muster at the
Brockton fair In October. The company
accompanied by their friends will make
the trip on n special car.
A special meeting OF the Warren town
council will he held az the town hall to-
night, TO hear the voting tests 10 be used
at the special town meeting next Thurs
day evening
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
SOCCERS'
WAR OVER

A meeting of the New England Assoc
ciauon Football league was held at Paw
tucket yesterday afternoon and eyerythine
was amicably arranged 20 that the Goats
and Howard-Bulloughs who threatened to
leave the league. will be members again
this year. The Coats secured three play
ers and the Gorhams two. while Il was
voted that the treasurer of the league
would hereafter have a vote.
II was voted to open the season on Sat-
urday, and the following clubs will play:
Coats at Observation-Disclosures Gorharns at
New Bedford, Rovers at Fore River.
Games Sept. 26-Fore River at Goats.
Howard Bulloughs at Gorhams and New
Bedfords at Rovers
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APP0NAUG

The Apponaug baseball team went To
Wlckford, Saturday. and defeated the To-
Gals by the score of to 6 At the end of
the fourth inning the game was TO / in
FAVOR or the home team but with consist
ent playing and good hitting added to a
Few wild throws the Apponaugs got five
runs, making the score TO 4 In the
seventh inning. Wexford got the last two
runs for their side making the score tie
In the 9Th inning the Apponaug got one
run.
Taking into consideration the fact that
the Wickfords were composed of old
time players the victory is a credit to the
locals
DIPHTHERIA CASES.
But one new case of diphtheria was re-
ported In the village yesterday, Mrs. A.
Is. Macmillan has been stricken with il
Her two children contracted the disease a
few days ago and she was Obliged to take
care of them. The condition of Miss Locke
is considered very critical. Daniel King is
also In critical condition. Mrs. William
Wathey, wife OF Barber Commissioner
Watley and her daughter are very much
improved. Mrs. John Townsend remains
about In the same condition. which il
quite severe.
COULD NOT GET WARRANT.
Yesterday morning George Briggs of
Westcott went up as far as tho Apponaug
cove In search of quahaugs. He filled a
half bushel basket OF real nice ones. Hav-
Ing laid the basket one side he went in
search OF some more. A party OF Italians
came along, picked up the basket and
started -eA-with It, Briggs Immediately
pursued the Italians and overtaking them
a lively tussle ensued. The Italians seized
n clamrake and dealt Briggs a severe
blow on the head. AS there were three
or four Italians in the party. Briggs
deemed Il advisable to seek an officer He
went TO the home of Special OFFICER
George Hanop and after relating his story
the officer started out to capture the men.
Briggs and the officer jumped into a car
riage owned and driven by George Mac
Donald of Greenwood and the Italians
were captured In front OF the residence Of
Sheriff Michael Lynch In Apponaug Offi-
Ger Hanop commanded the Italians to give
over the quahaugs to Briggs. This they
refused to do.
Briggs went TO East Greenwich to get a
warrant, but returned saying that he had
been unable to locate Judge Loomis of the
district court Finally the Italians settled
by giving Briggs SO for the quahaugs.
The funeral OF Andrew Cavanaugh for
mery of Apponaug. was held yesterday
afternoon from the residence OF his
daughter. Mrs. Edward Toye, I'm East
Greenwich The remains were carried to
the Church OF our Lady of Mercy. After
services at the church. the body was
taken to the East Greenwich cemetery for
burial. Mr.. Cavanaugh was in his 55th
year.
Miss Kathyrine Quigley of Apponaug.
who has been I'm New York for the past
week on business. has returned home.
Mrs. Annie McCabe and her son, Ed
ward, accompanied by John McCabe OF
Diamond HILL were In Boston yesterday
attending the funeral OF Mart Callahan OF
that place.
Miss Grace Kelly OF Pawtucket spent
Sunday with Mrs. B. +. Kelly OF this
place.
Capt william Kinecom OF Pontiac
street In confined TO his home by a severe
attack OF bronchial pneumonia.
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COLUMBUS MEET|NCCLOSES
THE GRAND CIRCUIT CHAIN

The Columbus. o., Grand Circuit meet
ing opens today for two weeks racing,
which closes the official season of the
big line" although the Kentucky trots
at Lexington oct. s to 1s are the real
close OF the season for most of the Grand
Circuit campaigners
Not only are the regular stables fol-
lowing the Grand Circuit at Columbus,
but there are big additions fvpm the Great
Western Circuit OF the best trotters and
PAGERS that have been competing there all
the season. In this way Columbus means
in many ways a battle between the East
and West OF the best light harness horses
in the country.
of the big 3-year-old futurities, as among
the starters will be Kentucky Todd, which
last week at Indianapolis placed the
worlds record for 3-year-old trotters at
e:o9. thus taking the crown from General
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Standing.
SPORTS OF
THE WEEK

New York, Sept. 16-But few contests OF
more than minor interest are on the calen-
dar OF sports this week All the outdoor
amateur championships have been decid-
ed and the athletes are gradually break
ing training for the winter, leaving the
field open for the football and basketball
players. who everywhere are hard at prac-
tice.
The tennis feature of the week will be
the New Jersey state championships
which will begin on the courts of Norris
town Tennis club today. The play will
be for the mems single and doubles, the
women's singles and doubles and mixed
doubles championships.
For the lovers OF cricket the week holds
In store an interesting match, beginning
Tuesday on the grounds OF the Staten
Island Cricket club between a team COM
posed OF the best players in the vicinity
OF New York and the Marleybones, Lon
don's premier club. The all-New York
team is a strong one and is expected to
put up good game against the English
men.
A unique golf tournament will be played
Thursday. Friday and Saturday on the
Norris County Golf clubs links Invita-
tions have been sent to the winners and
runners up In all the national. metropoli-
tan and New Jersey CHAMPIONSHIPS OF
THIS ana previous years and many OF
the malready have accepted. Among these
are Charles h. Mcdonald. who held the
national title in 1895, and H. j. whygham.
the champion OF 1896 and 1897, and Findlay
5. Douglas, who won the honor over the
Morris county course I'm 1898.
The regatta at jamestown will be con-
tinued Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday.
The final race for the Kings cup will be
sailed today. free -for-all event will be
decided on Tuesday, and on Wednesday a
fairly large feet will be put to sea in the
open regatta.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
INTER.CITY GOLF

The fall schedule for the Inter City
Golf league, OF which Winnesuket IA a
member has been announced. The first
match vas played last Saturday, when
Metacomet beat Pawtucket 10 TO 0. The
rest OF the schedule is is follows. Sept.
~ Silver Spring W.. Winnesuket at Silver
Spring; Oct II. Pawtucket VIZ. Winnesu-
ket az Pawtucket. and Metacomet VS. Sill
yer Spring at Metacomet: Oct 49, Paw
tucbet vs.. Silver Spring at Pawtucket,
ana Metacomet VS.. Winnesuket at Win
nesuket
ON Nov. the Inter-City handicap Will
pc played. The play will be- held on the
inks OF the club winning the Inter-Clty
league, which may be Metacomet as by
winning from Pawtucket Last satnrday /,
VIII be difficult 10 head that club from
nrst place. In this handcap all men ssAe.
nave played IN one or more team matches
IN the league, may enter. Several cups
Will be offered
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16

Watts OF 209A that the latter gained az
Readville and who is booked to meet the
Canadian colt In the coming races.
Besides the two will be the colt Blue
Hill, and II is anticipated that he will be
much improved over the form that he dis
played az Hartford. when he was clearly
short or work.
Following is. a list OF the class and
stake events with the number OF entries
received in each:
First week-2:10 trot, 13 entries; 211
pace. %; 200 pace, Is; 2:l7 trot, %; 2:05
trot. 4; free-for-all pace. 8; 2:12 trot, 20
2:07 pace, ~: 2;07 trot, 8: 2:05 pace, 81 2:l5
trot. 16; 2:13 pace. % entries.
Second or breeders week.-Mrs. trot, with
16 entries: 2:1s pace. 22; 2:l9 trot. ~; 2:13
pace. Is; 2:09 trot 81: 200 pace, %; 2:05
trot, 4; free-for-all pace, 5; 2:15 pace. 25;
2:07 trot, Z; 2:07 pace. IL: 2:24 trot. 10: 2:o5
pace, 10; 2:i6 trot. Is; 2:l1 pace. % entries.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
League Standing.
NOM. TICKLE BOUT
AROUS|NG INTEREST

There Is much interest in the 15-round
bout between Monk the Newsboy and
Bobby Tickle. which will be pulled off
at the Standard A. c., Lymansville, Fri
day night. Forfeits are up that both
boys will be 19O-pounders on the after
noon OF the bout. II is up to Monk TO
step little bit faster than in previous
meetings with Tickle. and knowing this,
the rams are not Offering any very juicy
odds that he will win. although he should
certainly be decided favorite. Tickle
has improved lot, but as vet nothing he
has done in public is good enough TO
pack up the statement that he is in the
heady Newsboys class.
Doherty is the referee, Kid Manning OF
Pawtucket and AL Bates of Cambridge
are the seml-final boys. distance eight
rounds. and In the curtain raiser OF six
rounds are Young Dyson, the 112-pound-
er or this city. and Ralph Tickle.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
VISITED TOWER
HILL HOUSE

About 100 members OF the st. Vincent de
Paul society. an organization which was
chiefly instrumental in the furthering the
Tower Ilill home scheme. were the guests
OF the superintendent of the home at the
Pier yesterday afternoon. The party ar
Weed shortly before noon. At about u
o'clock dinner was served during which
short speeches were made by some OF
those present. The afternoon was spent In
looking over the grounds and inspc cling
the large building Among the gathering
were Mayor Mccarthy and Mr.. OGor-
man, both Of whom spoke at some length
on the good the home was going to do.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
DELMONT.LANGDON BOUT
FOR CHELSEA SHOW

Tuesday night at the Chelsea club. AL
belmont. the popular Medford bantam,
meets Tommy Langdon in the main
event Langdon is one OF the cleverest
bantamweights in Pennsylvania. He has
a splendid record in Philadelphia, where
he has boxed at all the clubs against the
best boys OF his class, always holding
his own. He will make belmont travel
fast. All those Philadelphia boys are
whirlwinds at short distances, especially
when no decisions are given.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
LAID OUT UMPIRE
WITH SODA BOTTLE

Chicago Sept. ls.-Walsh and Liebhardt
engaged in desperate pitching duel yes
terday Cleveland winning. to 2. The
greatest crowd in the history OF the local
American league club saw the contest.
the grounds being filled and the gates
closed long before the game started. Chi
cago earned a run in the fifth and bunch
ed three hits for another In the seventh.
ueing Cleveland. which had scored twice
In the sixth on solid hitting. The visitors
took the lead again in the ninth on dou-
BILE and Liebhardt's single. Score:
Innings go. ....1 2 3 4 6 7S9
Cleveland .......0 0 0 o o 2 0 o Ia
Chicago ...... ...,.0 o 0 o o o %
DETROIT 60, ST. LOUIS 3-S-7 Innings
st, Louis, Sept. 15.--Detroit and ST. Louis
split even yesterday afternoon, Detroit
taking the first game, 6 TO 3, and st. Louis
the second, which was shortened TO seven
innings, 3 to 2.
During the second game Umpire Evans
was struck on the head with n soda wa
ter bottle thrown by a spectator and his
recovery is doubtful. The attack was
made during an alteration over foul.
The crowd made rush for the spectator
and chased him around the lot, the arrival
OF the police saving him. Score:
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
EMMETTs 3.3, uMDSEyS n
(First Camel

In the Inter-City league games OF the
Emmetts and Lindseys at Palace Gar
dens yesterday the former team won both
contests and spoiled the chances OF the
Lindseys 10 land the pennant The double
victory moves the Emmetts up from nth
70 third place and also gives them a
chance Of landing second
Both victories were 10 scores, with
one game 1o-inning contest.
Hickiand and Salisbury were the EN-
metts box artists, with Hanley and Lo-
vett opposing them as slabbers for the
Lindseys Salisbury allowed only four
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
P[NNANTF)RCO[UMBUS..
THIRD STRAIGHT WIN

Columbus. o.. Sept. 16.-Columbus yes
terday won the pennant OF the American
Association OF Baseball Clubs. by defeat
ing Louisville in the first game. 10 TO T.
This is the third consecutive time that
Columbus has won the championship OF
the association
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
SAILORS 6,
BR0NCHOS 0

Newark, N. j., Sept. 16-wilhelm from
the East Liverpool club of the p. o. M.
league made his debut in Eastern League
company with the Newarks yesterday.
From start 10 finish he had the Rochesters
guessing. Behind him the Sailors played
championship ball and helped matters
along by cloutlng the ball hard when hits
meant runs. Thescore:
NEsWARKS
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
GRAYS VICTORIOUS:
LEADERS BLANKED

delivery OF Mitchell. one OF them for
three bases. Both OF the others came at
times when there were none on bases,
and the failure OF the men who followed
him TO connect safely prevented the scor-
ing.
Both Abstein and Phelan hit the ball
for two bases. but neither swat figured in
the scoring.
Schlaany was called out by Umpire
Conway In the eighth, but seemed TO be
under the impression that he was not be-
ing fairly treated.
The
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16

Runs-Engle 2, Mailing. Zacher. Jones,
Stanage-6. Two-base hit-Sharpe Sac
rihce hits-Cockman 2, Stanage Wilhelm,
Moran. Stolen bases-Stanage Base on
balls-Off Wilhelm 2; by Mclean 5. Hit
by pitched ball-By Wilhelm 1; byMcLean
J. Wild pitch-Wilhelm. First base on err
rors-Newark /. Rochester 1. Left on
bases-Newark 8, Rochester g. Time III.
4Om. Umpires-Kelley and Mccarthy. At
tendancc-4O00.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
Fireman'g Watch Stolen

Peter Mclaughlin. fireman at the
Charles street roundhouse of the New
York, New Haven and Hartford railroad
company. hung his coat up as usual upon
going TO work yesterday morning. but la
ter found his gold-hlled Elgin hunting
case watch. with a three-strand curb
chain and a blue-stone charm, missing.
lie values them at s3a
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16

Run--Phelan-i. Sacrifice hit-Peterson,
Stolen bases-McConnell. 2. Schafly. Two
base hlts--Abstein. Phelan, Three-base
hit-Poland First base on ballS-Off
Barry 2: Off Mitchell 2. Struck out-By
Barry 9: by Mitchell s. Batter hit--By
Barry--Schafy. Time-1h. 40m. Umpires
Conway and owens
'Batted for welch In ninth.
tBatted for Phyle In ninth.
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MAGIC HAIR STAIN

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Bridgeport. Conn. Sept. 16.-The Brook
lyn National league team beat Bridgeport
AZ Steeplechase Island yesterday. TO I.
In n lo-inning game Waller pitched we'll
for bridgeport striking out 10 men. Score:
Innings 80. Il 3 456 7sai0
Brooklyn =. 30 o oi o % "a
bridgeport 20 o o o-l
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16
NEWS-DEMOCRAT SPORTS !:
RESULTS IN BRIEF
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Yesterdays Results.

Cleveland 3, Chicago 2.
Detroit 6-2. st. Louis 3-3.
Games Today.
Chicago at Detroit.
New York at Philadelphia.
81. Louis at Cleveland.
Boston at washington.
mn rtnmu 4 !.
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EASTERN LEAGUE.
Yesterday Results.

Providence 1. Toronto 0.
Newark G., Rochester 0.
Games Today.
Montreal at Jersey City.
Toronto at Providence.
Buffalo at Baltimore.
Rochester at Newark.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE.
Yesterdays Results.

chicago 3, Cincinnati 1.
Pittsburg 8. st. Louis 1.
Games Today.
New York at Boston.
Pittsburg at st. Louis (two games. }
Philadelphia at Brooklyn.
National League Sfaudiuu
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-09-16

Joe Hennessy. who wound up his Tri-
state rssgue career with Williamsport
Saturday. joins the Buffalo team this
week. and finished the season with the
Bisons.
Hughey Jennings, manager OF the De-
troits. will be part owner of the Tigers
next season. William Yawkey. the mill
lionaire owner OF the club, will retire at
the close OF the present season. and he
will be succeeded by Jennings and Secre-
tary Frank j. Navin The club. IL is re-
ported. will clear close to $4,000 on the
season.
Jack Hannifan the utility player OF the
New York Nationals, who was reported to
have been secured by Newark. played
right field for the Giants against Brook
Iyn the other day, and in three times at
the bat secured triple. double and a sin
gle Hannifan secured the only sacrifice
hit OF the game.
Jimmy Bannon, the Rochester out1elder,
one OF the most popular players on the
Eastern league circuit has boon released
by the Bronchos on account OF weak stick
work Bannon was let go before the
Bronchos left on their present Eastern
trip. Bannons successor Is Jimmy Kelly,
the heavy-hitting outfielder for the Easton
Atlantic league team this season.
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EXHIBITION GAME

Waterbury l.
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ST Louis, Sept. 16-Pittsburg punched
hits In the NTH and the sixth innings and
won yesterdays game, & 10 1 Score.
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CUBS POUNDED HIT
FOR / STRAIGHT

Chicago, Sept. ls.-chicago made II four
straight from Cincinnati yesterday by
pounding Hit for II singles, which re-
suited in an to / victory. Lundgren's
pitching and Kings and Tlnker's batting
were principal factors in the victory. The
visitors made two OF their hits end their
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Please Take Notice.

We are sending out a number of
statements to our subscribers who
are in arrears. We don't want to
offend anyone, and we hope that no
body will be foolish enough to take
umbrage at our asking for what is
due US. At the same time we would
rather a man would get mad and pay
up than to stay pleased and pay
nothing.
In the near future We have several
notes to meet on paper and material
and it is urgently necessary to
collect what our subscribers owe us.
Our actual running expenses are $50
a week and it is plain proposition
that We cannot continue to issue the
paper unless this money is forth
coming. Printers have to be paid
Saturday night, and paper men
won't wait till fall for their money.
Now, we have a number of these
little accounts scattered among
hundreds of people, but it means a
substantial sum to us.
With the price of paper advancing
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Bows Essay On Editors.

A little boy in town was given
the task by his father of writing an
essay on editors the other day, and
the following was the result of his
efforts:
IL don't know how newspapers
come to be in the world. | don t
think God does, for be haint got
nothing to say about them and edi-
tors in the Bible. / think the edi.
tor is one of the missing links You
read of and stayed in the bushes un-
til after the flood; and then came
ont and wrote the thing up and has
been here ever since. don't think
he ever dies. l never saw a dead
one and never heard of none getting
licked. Our paper is mighty poor
un; the editor goes without under.
clothes all winter, don't wear no
socks, and paw hain't paid his sub
scription in more than five years.
If the editor makes q mistake be
has to apologize for it, but if the
doctor makes a mistake he buries it.
1t the editor makes one there is a
lawsuit, swearin' and the smell of
sulphur, but If the doctor makes one
there is a funeral, cut flowers and
the smell of varnish.
ga doctor can use word yard
long 'thout knowing what 1t means,
but if the editor uses it he has to
spell it.
"If doctor goes to see another
mans wife he charges for the visit;
but if the editor goes be gets
charge of bucksbot.
when doctor gets drunk, its
a case of overcome by heat" and if
he dies, it's 4" heart trouble" When
an editor gets drunk lisa case of too
much booze, and if he dies, It's q
case of delirium tremens.
"Any old college can make q
doctor.
"You cart make an editor, he
has to be born"