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auhduinn no.har,n Voice.

The successful merchant invited his
parents TO visit him IN New York city.
They came gladly and on the following
Sabbath were escOrted 70 fashiona-
bic church In Fifth avenue. Some Of
the hymns were fumilleg. In lheF ven
dition the visiting pair contributed
heavily, with the credit for volume IN
favor OF the father Although not al
WAYS IN correct t.mo and sometimes IN
discord, yet the JOY Of this good couple
.eaped forth in joyous praise, and they
Gid not see the glOwerIng looks Of
nearby worshlpers or the beetlike face
Of their devoted son.
Father" explained the merchant
that afternoon while his mother was
taking her accustomed nap, "'n our
churches the congregations do very lit
tie singing. It is left entirely 70 the
choir
81 know, my boy" said the old man
as he lovingly placed hand on his
sons shoulder, that 1t was very EN-
harrassing to you this morning, but II
I hadn't sung az loudly as I did the
PEOPLE would have heard your moth
er."-New York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Handling Llve Wires

Never handle an electric wire Qest X
De alive with the naked hand, but
use a nOncenducting substance as q
protector any good nOnconduchng
Substance viii supply protection.
Rubber-In form of gas stove tube
or water hose, could be thrown over a
wire to pull T. from It's connection With
q I've wire.
Porcealn-In form Of BIT OF com
non c9ockery or a door tile, hand plate
for door. n stone ink bottle
Glass-A stout bottle, q ginss rod or
q pane Of glass could Dc used 10 dis
lodge wire from It's connection with
a trolley wire or other current feeder.
Wool-A wooden scarf, stocking, coat
or wrap.
Cotton-Any piece Of cotton garment
or stout cotton tTine.
Silk-Scarf or other garment
Any Of these materials in goodly
thickness could be used to protect the
hand in removing live wire or even
using an instrument to cut II through
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
She Tl.cych4 PSe wes Dead.

Naglnnhs had been I'll f1r sorDe time,
and, Ike u ereat many invalids. he
was somewhat Irritable aud when
things failel to meet hts approval the
next unfortunate who came within
range was pcetty apt 10 be reminded
OF II In wGy far more forcibIe than
polite. lie fingered IN this condition
for several weeks, daily growing weak
er. bIt still holding bis own sufficient
t. % make things lively and more o.
.ess interesting FOR those about him
Finally one day when the family doc
,or ytlL,i ~ mex the long suffering
Yrs. Moglnai9 coming out Of the sics-
roorn. and. Rubbing his hands, be cheer
ny remarked All. good morning. Mrs
Nnglnnis! How IS Onr patient todayT
"Its dead the poor mon Is, OlD
afther thinkin', hiyin rist bis sowlF
was the resigned reply.
"YUu think he Is dead? Don't you
know whether he is or nOtY' demand
ed the doctor.
'Not fer shure," responded Mrs. Ma
ginnis brlskly, but thin be bethrays
livery symptom Of 1t. | wint Into bis
room fist now, an be didn't trow any
thing at mep-London Tit-Bits.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Tho BvlIfqht.


We went 10 n buil1ght and wished
we had stayed away. 1t IS quite as
unpleasant as pcoole say. ana the
cruelty TO the horses turns one SICK.
II It was merely Gn ANAL between tAc
men. who are undoubtedly rcry skill
full. and the bull, which is'pro3aoly 81
mad with rage as to be past feeling
much pain. one could si.gu., oAes saoul'
ders at the queer gam an iud some
excuse. but for tic torture Of ,Aose
poor old blindfolded sc-ews slere can
be no shadow of palliation. After three
bulls had been killed re had seen
more than enough, especially as the
horses In the third encounter had III
ready been badly gored in the second,
and the third bull was not killed neat
". but ran about believing for awhile
with the espada's sword sticking OUT
OF his rs.-BlackwOods MaSa-
z&,po
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
PnneiNinu Tommy.

There IL n certain inspector Of schools
who brides himself on hts original
method OF examining, but occasionally
his originality receives a shock. In
ratherly manner ne had gathered u
class Of young children round him and
soon had their open mOuthed atten
ton.
Now, suppose that you and Were
Dlaying q game Of marbles" be SAID
10 little Tommy Jones. You have
ten marbles and have eight"
The class gathered closer round.
At the end of the game you have
won half OF my marbles, and OF coursc
I want 10 play again to win then
back"
The children pressed even nearer.
at the end Of the second game
win half Of those you now have. Tel
ne"-excitement waxed intense-'tel
me-" be continued, bow many mar
bles you are left within
With a look Of inexpressibie diSgus
the boy addressed fell back. why
Billy" he said, "blowed II 1t ain
sums."-LOndOn Answers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
ena,n,e CannN Rallrosda.

In Spain TIE railroads do not lose o
chance 10 make little profit even n
the case OF the nontravelers. When
you see somebody off In that county
you must pay for the privilege. TIE
railroads ali sell billetes De anden
which are good FOR the platform only
These cost generally centimos, eQufV'
alent 10 a cent IN American mUsey
Just why this Is done II IS hard b eea
because persons entering q train can
Dot very we'll avoid the conductor, who
IL always making trips 10 inspect tbt
carriages. II person attempted tC
steal O ride IN a carriage, be wouk
have small chance Of getting away
with It. II caught, he would have u
pay a penalty of just twice the faN
between the point where he wes des
covered and the point where ticket
last we're inspected.-New York Sun
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
eaoen Wlth -. Anyway.

~An' when they gits to Italy," goes
Op Bill CROWN quite enthusiastic as
YOU might say. over tn idee, he'll
have th tire Of his life ruminadn
roun' them old palaces or Tie dogs
Dogs" l gasped. palaces OF the
dogsr
"Dogsies. then, I s'pose you might
call It." says he. "if you're so blamed
pertikI,r. though it amt spelt that
way. It's spelt dogs, only with the
'e.'"
.Bm GlaGox," says l, "for an uned'
tucated man you are tn most ignorant
/ ever see. Do you mean 10 tell me
you ain't never hear of tn lodges or
Venice that has been mayors OF IN
town for tn last hundred years or
more?'
NO | amt" says he, IAN no one
elsa neither. Their amt any such
folks there. Dodge amt IN Eyetal II
name nohOw. 1t b'loagS in Connecd-
cut Not but what thers Il few meDDe
in New York an Rhode Island, but not
In Italy, not by n derned sight
American Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

what III The world shall send
Aunt Betsy, John" demanded the mas
serful lady OF the mild little man.
"a workbasket or a bookT be sug.
gested.
Don't be q fool. John! You've nc
taste. III send her one Of those fancy
boxes Of soap
And she lifted 10 her nose q box
containing six round tablets Of per
fumed soap.
Yes she continued, this ia the
very thingr'
But ny dear, really be protest
Cd.
"You be quiet JohnI Now, wraT
this Up, miss"
Two days later a packet arrived from
Aunt Betsy, and IL haste they opened
&c 20 see how she had taken theil
thoughtful present Under the wrap
ping was tie aGectionate message:
Herewith I return the boz
Of shaving soap you sent me. an
too old to appreciate the joke Of be
ing REGARDED as a bearded lady. YouI
aunt, Betsy"
Then. but only FOR moment th'
mild little man smiled. - Pearson's
Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

Rare old Captain John Smith IN his
quaint History of New England and
the Summer Isles" published In Lon
don in 1924. gives probably the first
written account of the muskrat. He
eavs that "the mussacus IS a beast OF
the form and nature Of our (Englishi
water rat" and adds that some OF
them smell exceedingly strong OF
musk" These animals may he caught
In almost any sort Of trap baited
with sweet apples or parsnips. Musk
rats have very strong teeth and can
use them Oh wood effectively, so 1t Is
wise 10 protect all corners and cracks
In your wooden traps with pieces OF
tin or sheet iron. They have good
noses and can smell an apple long
distance Oft. Place your traps Ia the
shallow water ut the edge Of tho mil.
pond or stream inhabited by these rats
and they Will doubtless find It wfthou'
difficulty. Young muskrats are very
gentle and playful and may be haDdle''
without fear. They do not grow herc'
with age If reared In captivity and &c
customed 10 gentle treatment
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
~ Had No Chokuo.

The wife Of dynamo tender went
10 a haberdasher's TO buy q necktte FOR
her husband. She selected brilliant
red one, ready made, whereupon the
young and inexperienced salesman.
with compassion for the future owner,
was moved 10 remark:
Excuse me, Inissus, Is this tie for
YOUR husbandT
1T Is" replied the woman.
Don't you think he'd rather have
some other colorI I'm afraid be won't
wear this red tie"
"Oh. yes, be willr' said the woman
firmly. He'll have to-be's dead. -
London Answers.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
The Buds.


Old DIR. Ryland, clergyman and Ell
ucator. was greatly beloved IN the
south. and his visits were always ell
tofrred by his former pupils and par
ishioners. In his later years IL was
his custom TO offer prayer whenever
he made a ministerial eal. On one
occasion he called ct 4 house where
three OF hts former pupils were stay
ing. These ladies We're az. past the
thirtieth year mark, bat IN the eyes
of the old gentleman they were sd
girls, which explains the petition h'
offered:
Lord, bless these dear girls, JUS
budding into sweet womanhood."
This was too much for ore ~ ta'
number, who, taking advantage 81 tn'
doctors deafness, added this efaue'
sotto voce; ALAS, Lord, bu61cd, bloom,
cd. faded and still unp$cksdT'
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Ills Cla.s.

Ehe heal Cf large mercantile house
received not louC ago letter from q
millionaire banker il the vest asking
that the latter's son be placed in some
business house where he coaid learn
"thl9cs from the bottom up" Tie
writer explained That bis offspring was
nc -coi IT home"
Sroa after the western millionaire
received the following reply from bis
New York friend
Dear Sh-Your ho.efvl has arrived I
hare given li.n employment IN my es-ao-
usSment 90 8 q week with others OF Eis
class. One Of these young -ea aas just
bought q $4,000 yacht. and another comes
70 the Office In a 5000 motor cor. No
doubt your son viii fnd his surroundings
conseHiaI.
-Uar9er5 Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

2ueen Elizabeth - sn kls 0rinkoy.
There is III amusing letter written
by The Hal Of Leiccster to Lord Bur
leigh as 10 the laca oi sufficiently
strong a.e Tor the queen at Hatfield
There is not one drop OF good drink
Tor her mere. We We're fain 70 send
20 Lcadon and Kenilworth and divers
other p'lces where "a wses, Ger own
beer was SO strong Gs there was no
man able 20 drink it," Ale and bread
we're the chief items OF the royal
breakfast. The quantity Of ale con
sumad by ladies' Ut breakfast ii those
days was considerable. for IN the reign
of Henry VIII. the maids OF honor
were allowed Tor breakfast "One chez
loafe, one manchet two gallons Of ale
and pitcher OF wine" a Lady Lucy
made a mighty tonic of the national
brew. Her breakfast was chine OF
beef. loaf anG @ gallon 0f ale, aud
for her pillow m2"l pOsset porridge,
6 generous cut OF mutton, loaf and
gallon OF le.-WestIainster Gazette.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Infant Pro6igiea.

In nine out OF ten cases your infant
prodigy is a musician. Among paint
ers the prodigy Of prodigies was sir
Thomas Lawrence. One OF his earliest
pictures. It Is said. was produced IN
1775. quite early enough, for the love
ly cherub who painted IT was then SIX
years old. EIe was getting on IN HE
to.tering on the verge Of twelve, when
the quality crowded his studio 1t
Bath. The fates were kind to the In
fant prodigy when they made his IA
ther landlord of the Black Bull, De
yizes, the Inn where fashionable mel
and women called for rest and refresh
ment on their way TO the waters. A
the Black Bull the prodigy made hl'
first acquaintance with the great world
which flnttered him In after life ant
which he Aattered on canvas. 81
James Gazette.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Aoerd Of 81. Winifred Woll.

A romantic legend hangs around ST
Winifred well. Cradocus, a neighbor-
ing prince. smitten with The beauty OF
Holywell damsel and reused to anger
by her cOyness. struck of her head as
she fed from his unwelcome attentions.
The head. rolling down the hill, rested
near the church, and from the spot the
present copious spring gushed forth
g. the earth opened 10 swallow up the
assassin. 81. Beuno, who was passing,
picked mp the head oSi, with skill
which IS now lost TO Tie medical pro
fesslon, restored the maiden. with only
q slender white line on her neck rs eyt
dence of the miracle. But not only did
the we'll spring from the spot where
the head rested, but the moss ON It's
brink was supposed TO be possessed OF
a particularly fragrant smell, while the
blood marks on the stones assumed
many beautiful tints on June q the
anniversary OF the event. Today the
Well Is contained In a rectangular
building. and tho water flows into
large basin In the shape OF an eight
pointed star-London Chronicle
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
0ot His Discount.

Tho other day ! was h village
gsneral store" said drummer. "sn
deavm-ing 10 make sale Of feweirs
when = farmer entered.
"'Gfve me, said the ssssser, n haii
pound Of tobacco, thrse bars Ok soap
i've yards OF blue baby yisosa ana
pair OF good suspendare
The articles were brotssht forth, m
spectsd. approved and wrapped up
They came to 95 cents.
.'Yes." said the farrnsr, sos right
But there's the discount You adver
ttsr a 5 per cent discount. don't your
"'ye 90, sir. saM the clerk, 'oa'
only cn purchases OF 81 on over.
"on the counter lay basket of pock
% combs marked at 8 cents apiece.
"'well, I'll just take one OF these,
said the farmer. ThatH make "a
sauare.'"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
snoIanGs One Protestant Cathedral.

EHBIdHu NHo TIVkOSH"TN N1N'' ""
Truro cathedral is the only Estao
lished Church cathedral OF any impor
tance which has been built since st
Paurs was completed by Sir Christie
pher Wren. AL the great cathedras
and abbeys IN England were erecte<
by Catholics and were handed over BY
act of parliament In the reign of Hen
~ VIII. to the Protestants when th'
Catholic church was established ant
the Protestant religion created by law
-Reynoids' Newspaper.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
A etinay King.

In the beginning of the eighteenth
century the now 80 powerful German
empire was nothing more than the lit
t,e Kingdom of Prussia, having just
dropped It's title Of duchy CT Branden-
burc The country was very poor and
the military discipline very harsh.
Frederick william l. was hard cross
and stingy aud did not even know
what II was to make present Hf'
rcputation was 50 widely spread that
II became byword to say that man
had worked for the king OF Prussia
when he had done an Improbable task
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
A Dreadful Assault.

Justice Ball, an Irish judge, was
noted for his amusing manifestations
Of ignorance, but whether they were
real or pretended has never been clear
IL established. He tried d case IL
which a man was indicted for robbery
II the house of poor widow. The
first witness was the young daughter
Of the widow. who identified the Dris-
oner as tile man who bad entered the
house and smashed her mothers chest
"Do you say that the prisoner at the
bar broke your mothers chestT' saiI
the Judge IN astonishmcnt
"He did, my lord" answered the g1rl
HE jumped on It till he smashed Il
entirely"
The Judge turned to the crown coun
sel and said: How Is this? Why i
not the prisoner Indicted for murle-
II he smashed tbs poor woman's cnes'
In the way the witness has descrioed
he must surely have killed her"
"But, my lord" said the counsel, i
was q wooden chest. Maga
zine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Forest Of Natural Columns.

There is In Bulgaria a group OF nat
u,sl columns much like the Giants
CArssway in Ireland. On the edge OK
q plateau 10 the open country rises this
fursct of natural columns, which gives
In impression OF on antique ruin. The
eoaumns, which are about hiteen 10
twenty feet high, are absolutely cylin-
dricaI, and they are often as much as
thsse feet thick The straihcauon OK
the rock resembles joints and vertical
sroxim due to rain hss formed Doric
f1lyftnQr
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Tho Irish Priest.

Stephen Gwynn has said some
where excellently that the Irish priest
possesses the secret Of Irish life. He
does. and so entirely is the key to II
In his possession that | doubt II any
genius. however great, could give an
adequate rendering OF Irish life with
out introducing the priest.-Katherine
lyman In Fortnightly Review.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Truo Charity.

Every good act is charity. Giving
water to the thirsty Is charity. Re
moving stones and thorns from the
road IS charity. Exhoring your fel'
low men 10 virtuous deeds Is charity
Smiling In your brothers face Is char
It's. Putting q wanderer In the right
path is charity. A mans true wealth
Is the good he does In this world
When he dies mortals will ask what
property has he left behind him, but
angels Will inquire, What good deeds
hast thou sent before thee T-Moharn
med.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

.ani.ea ard - cri1
Whcvavc- that haunting 'ir 'i.' ga
'ora." IS played the cory Of the
Emperor Macmillan. shot by rhe Mo%
leans on June ID, 1871. should he pre-
served. Mexmilian's final ioguest was
hat "Ta Paioma" should be played
while he stood up to meet his doom
He died witn the tune IN his ears, and
his wife went mad with the shock oi
his execution.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
What tho Goth Got In oosao,

II you go TO San Francisco and mee'
q friend he will ask you 10 stay q
week with him. In Omaha he VIII
take you home overnight, In Cnfcago
he Will take you out to dinner, In New
York he will hurry you off 10 lunch, In
New Haven he viii hand you q good
cigar, and IN Boston he viii give yor
On apple.LCongregatiOnalist.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Fccasrul

Il suppose" said the beautiful girl,
that you often blr1 the midnight
OilY'
NO" roplied TIC poct. Il hang lay
hat on the doorl.nob, so the landlady
can't Jock through the keyhole and
catch me burning the gas.'-Judge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
a Bad Cast.

tfr. Iawhead-Why 30 you treat NE
so coldlyY Why didn't yOu answer the
note wrote ycu last Thursday? Miss
Brushley-Sir, I don't wish 70 have
anything more TO say 10 you. You
began your note by saying you
Thought you would drop me line.
I want You to understand that I'm no.
n fish
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

People nowadays 30 not regard the
comet as one Of those signs that fore
run the death or fall OF kings. but the
superstition Yrs still current 10 the
time Of Queen Elizabeth, though, to
the aInazaneut Of 3~c coGra4rs, the
queen cllr'y sc1rnel g. II Trs ais,
thought that If the sovereign would ne
frain from looking at the malignant
celcstia pa5scrty no h"rln OIL come
10 her. On ope occasion Elizabeth's
attendants clut AID cur-a!ced ler win
dows, but her majesty. as might haVt
been expected, with "a courage an
sWerable 10 the greatness OF her IS
tnte." caused ,leu % ~ opened, cry
h. rs she looked W: "I0c.a eat aiea-
lie die cast" Then, Ike King Knui
on lie seasLo,e. she read Ter people d
hort'.. e.-,-.'n-. that Ser sJc-dfasi
b1.o nd c.nHLcn.e were too firmly
planted in tla proTiicuoe Il God 10 Oe
bla,.c3 o. aG-izh.c} with those beams
wuicl .i.ter h5J 10 E~o0nI IN nature
vhereroo2 70 rice or IT least 10 war
r.nt il Scripture 10 ,;or.aDd the mis
MaCs o. ps.aces.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
lood Aoficna.

When we have practiced good nc
tons awhile they become easy. When
they are easy we take pleasure ir
them. When they please ns we dC
them frequently, and then By frequen
cy of act they grow into a habft.-T1l
lofaon
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

LITTLE Uarr--pa, what's n foregono
conclusion? pa-Anything mats sure
TO follow somethinc else To eive you
an Illustration, II were 10 lock Tho
drawer OF my desk Is wouldn't be
twenty minutes before your mother
would break i open for TIE purpose Of
finding out what Was trying TO coz
ceal.-C!eye.and Leader.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

Mrs. Gotrox- Mabel. dear, are you
sure Mr. woodby loves you for yo'lr-
self alone? Mabel-Yes, I'm sure 10
does, mamma. He Is always so rest
less when you are In the room. Ex-
change.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
An Intelligent 6ervant

The Mistress-Who hung the ther-
mometer to the ceiling? The Servant
/, ma'am. You were complaining De-
cause II was so low!-Translated For
Transatlantic Tales From ii Motto
Ridera
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
po Use For q Label.

ahopnan Ito undecided customer
come to purchase dog troGgb)-Would
you like one with Dog" painted on it.
madams Customer-N.no. You see.
the dog can't read. and my husband
doesn't drink water.-I.ondon Punch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
The Glad Ring.

The ideal state Of love VIII never
come to pass until the wocer can use
the glad ring in his voice and save the
price of a diamond toward provisions
for the first year In hat-Spokane
(wash) Spokesman-Reyiew.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Corrected.

Mamma, Mrs. Oldcastle just went
wild over our new bust of Shakespeare
when she was here this afternoon"
Burst, my dear. burst. Mercy sakes.
how can you use such slangl And
you've been to Europe twice too"-
Chicago Record Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Iin,oIn's Sarcasm.

Probably the most cutting thing Lin'
coin ever said was the remark ne
made about n very loQuacious man
This person can compress the MOST
words ipto the smallest IDEAS OF any
man I ever met"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
4 Dinccuracer.

Niles Kreech-Some authorities be-
lieve that thc practice Of singing VIII
keep o person from getting consump-
ton. SIR. Knox-Yes. but most author
tiles believe In "the greatest good to
the g-eatest number" = Philadelphia
Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

They are constantly catching more
grafters," said the hopeful citizen
Not regular grafters." answered Mr..
Dustin Stax. Those who get caught
are only amateurs. Washington Star.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
Para Is Brave,

Elschen-Mamma, IS papa ever brave
Nother-Ue ia always brave, | hope.
But what makes YOU ask? E!schen-
Because / thought If he were nc
wouldn't let my governess pull bis ears
so.-Fliegende Batter
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No Joke 10 Him.

'Tbat fellow" said Tete de Veau. is
always getting Off the old Joke about
the difficulty Of fnding a woman's
pocket"
"But, you know" HOignon explain
ed. smiling "he married u rich wife
Los Angeles Times.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18

sDo they never forget their differ
encesT
.sWhy. yes. In a way. lie forgets
that he's a gentleman. and she forgefs
that she's lady."--Puck-
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-10-18
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