davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
= + 7 n a X Z z u
With, II pro(1l1o;


fs.s- With u prsviSD.
When universal peace is finally %.
I ltab1lished, = said Alfred II, Love, the.
president Of the Universal Peace IN
ion, in an Interview in Philadelphia,
then many amanE who now ridicules
the peace movement Will elain to
have been its lifelong champion. 1t
is always so.ssEsWs thump and kick .
poor, weak, struggling movement at
its inception, and when 1t has succeed.
ed and no longer needs our help. We
give it tho most solicitous support.
There was once . young lady whose
betrothed. . very poor young nan,
was about to set out for South Aneri
ca to seek his fortune in the rubber
trade. As he took his leave OF her the
night before his departure, he said.
2trsmulously: And you swear to be
true to me, Irene?' Yes. Heber,' cried
the GIRL 'yes-if you're successful"
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Steve had it framed and glued to
the wall next day.
It reads as follows:
HOTEL RULES-HELP YOURSELF,
Rule I've cash no checks drawn
on papa. He's dead one.
Rule 2.-Eat all our booze you want
to-, but go elsewhere and select your
snakes.
Rule 3.-Don't cali tho waitress by
her first name. She's liable to spoil
your appetite.
. Rule 4.-Guests who desire to have
nightmare will find the harness in the
restaurant, so back up!
Rule 5.-To prevent guests from car.
rying fruit from the table We'll have
no fruit. We're lucky to have the
table.
Rule eff you feel tired, go away
back and sit down.,
Rule I'm case of fire jump out
the window and turn to the left. =,
Rule 8.-Breakfast from four to
three; dinner from hand to mouth,
and supper from what's left over. !
Rule 9.-Hug as many high-balls as
you please, but don't wave the red
flag in the office-you might disturb
Harold Spotwood, the room clerk. He
was out late last night.
Rule 10:-If you don't like your
room, kick the bell-boy. Apply at the
Office for spiked shoes.
Rule 11.-If you don't see what you
want ask for it and you'll get it-good
| and hard!
Rule 12.-Ask the bar-keepe; to lei
you have one of our justly celebrated
high tides. 1t will dc sou good.
Rule 13.-Try our koneless potato
salad; apply 10 the night watchman.
:.ule 14.-All the shines are not II
the barber shop. Lie down, Ffdo.
Rule 15.-That will be about all
from you. -,
| Copyright, 1901, by c. w. Dillingham; Co.,
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
rHE TWO ) cork s uzzr:iE!!..' :i!!.'
It Seems Simple But L 10 Hard
5<. F,.ss .-a%* g .s9 to Do, I'll -.,sfSs s4ess

Take two scorks and hold them as
shown, viz, each laid =, etransversely
across the fork of the thumb. Now
with the thumb and second finger 81
the right hand Zone on each end) take
hold of the cork in the left hand, and,
at the same time, with the thumb and
second finger of the left hand take
hold of the cork in the right hand and
draw them apart.
The above sounds simple enough,
but the novice will find that the corks
are brought crosswise, as shown in
the lower section of our illustration.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
How the Corks Are Held.

The puzzle is to avoid this and enable
them to part freely.
Solution: The secret lies in the po-
sition of the hands as they are
brought together. The uninitiated
brings them together with the palms
of both turned toward the body, with
the consequence we have described.
To solve the puzzle, turn the palm of
the right hand inward, and that of the
left hand outward, in the act of seiz-
ing the corks. They will then, says
the Montreal Herald, not get in each
others way, but may be separated
without the least difficulty.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
The Ant.


DR.. Flagg tells an interesting story
of some ants he observed: "a pie was
placed on shelf in cupboard, with a
wide ring of molasses ercircling it,
and, wanting the pie for breakfast,
they set out to get it. They first
marched about the ring, leaving an
ant here and there at places which
were seen to be less wide than the
rest Of the ring. Then they carefully
selected the narrowest place; and, 60
ing to an old nail hole in the wall,
they formed an endless stream of por-
ters, each bringing a grain of plaster.
They built causeway through the
molasses of these bits of lime, and in
three hours from the time of discov-
cry, they were eating the pie.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
;TArE OF OHIO. CITY OF ToLHDo,l O..

STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO,
LUCAS COUTY. '0'
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senior
partner Of tho arm Of F. J. CHENEY & Co., doing
business in tie City OF Toledo County and State
Aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum OF
case Of CArARR1 that cannot be cured by tho Of
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence,
this 9Th day OF December, A. D., 1886.
,~~, 4. W. GLEASON,
{s1 49, g.: :4a,s. .,>s NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
FL. CHENEY h CO., Toledo O:
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for CO ccdstipation.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Not After That.

Little Forest had just started to
school, says the Chicago Tribune,
His father was accosted on his way
home one evening by a neighbor,
who said: $50 your little boy is
great fighter at school?" On ar
irving home the father summoned
the boy at once. Forest, is it so
that you fight with the boys at
school?" Oh, well, I fight every
thing up to the fourth grade!"
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Umbrella Without Handle.

The umbrella of a Vienna architect
is covering of silk or other mate
rial supported on the shoulders by
means of two thin rods and a band
acrosn the chest. When not in use
it folds into a very small space. The
hands are left free, and the device
is especially recommended for per.
sons Who sometimes work in rain,
like architects, engineers and art
lists.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

out inst to show Steve that he knows
there's a place called New York.
AT 7:45 over the D. L. & o." said
Steve.
whats the next?" inquired Willie.
'"At $40 over the H. b. & N.,"
Steve answered. T>>~-"~f
Which gets there f1rst?" Willie
asked.
"The engineer" sighed Steve. IL,
"Oh, you droll chap!" said the
pickle pusher; "give me some tooth
picks" " -.
Then Swet William went over to
the big window, burrowed into chair,
stuck his feet up on the brass rail, ate
toothpicks and thought ne was 1T.
When I got back to Steve be was
dealing out the cards to a lady from
Reading, Pa, and Kee and Jim had
ducked to the billiard room. sl
Het husband had been up in the air
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

NERVOUS COLLAPSE
IS OFTEN. PREVENTED BY Or
WllllAMS' PINK PILLS.
Taken When the First Warning Symp.
toms Are Noticed Much Needless
s SufferIno May eO Saved.

Taken When tho First Warning Symp-
toms Arc Noticed Much Needless
Suffering May ee Saved.
Are you troubled with pallor, loss Of
spirits, waves Of heat passing over the
body, shortness Of breath after slight
exertion, q peculiar skipping of the
heart beat, poor digestion, cold extremi.
ties or = feeling Of weight and fullneas7
Do not make tho mistake of thinking
that these are diseases in themselves
and be satisfied with temporary relief
49, This il the way tho nerves give warn.
ing that they are breaking down. II
simply means that tho blood has become
impure and cannot carry enough nourish.
ment to the nerves to keep them healthy
and able to do their work. -,
Rest, alone, will sometimes give the
needed relief. The tonic treatment by
DR.. Williams Pink Pills, however, pre-.
vents tho final breakdown Of the nerves
and the more serious diseases which
follow, because the pills act directly
upon the impure blood, making it rich,
red and pure.
avenue, Rochester, N. Y, says:
41WaS u0V6C very Q6alGQy ana some
years ago, when in q rundown condi.
ton, suffered q nervous shock, caused
by q misfortune to friend. 1t was 60
great that was unified for work.
II was just weak, low spirited and
nervous. could hardly walk and could
not bear the least noise. My appetite
was poor and did not care for food. /
couldn't sleep well and once for two
weeks got scarcely IN hours sleep. ]
had severe headaches most of the tima
and pains in the back and spine.
was treated by two doctors, being
under the care OF one of them for six
months. I got no relief and then dc.
cided to try DR.. Williams Pink Pills. ]
soon began to feel better and tho i'm.
provement was general. My appetite
became hearty and my sleep better.
The headaches all left and also the pains
< in my back. A few more boxes entirely
cured me and was able to 70 back to
work. felt splendid and rs though
had never been sick.'
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are invaluable
in such diseases rs rheumatism, after.
effects of the grip and fevers, neuralgia,
+ St. Ntus' dance and even partial
paralysis and locomotor ataxia.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold bv
all druggists, or will be sent, postpaid.
on receipt of price, so cents per box, six
boxes for $3.50, by the Dr. Williams
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. 7.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

;>'t%s Teaching the Young idea.
The United States has 260, 900 school
buildings, in which 100000 teachers
are at work teaching nearly $4,000, 900
children. -
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Her. Disease.

One day Marjorie, aged three, want
ed to play doctor with her sister.
Marjorie was tho doctor" and she
came to make 4 call on her sister,
who made believe she was sick. do
you want to know what you've got?"
the doctor asked, after. 2. critical ex-
animation. "Yes,"' family assented
the sick woman. You've got dirty
hands, 'said Marjorie, dropping in dis
gust the wrist on which she had been
feeling the pulse.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
BIGGER Than He Looked,

Dear .ae, Tom, you eat a good
deal for little fellow!" remarked
Uncle John to his nephew. II s'pect
I aren't so little inside as I looks
outside" was Toms ingenious explain
alton.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
GulIs as Letter, Carriers.

Successful experiments 1--we been
made IL, Toulcz t. use gulls in place
& carrier pigeons. They have this
advantage-that, unlike pigeons, they
are always ready to fly, even in the
fercest storm. !,
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Every time woman makes q fool
of wise man he simply charges /,
up to experience and lets it 20 a1
fhaf
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Usually man who boasts of hia
bravery hasn't got nerve enough to
push q sitting hen of her nest.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Fine Stradivarius Sold.

The Stradivarius violin, known as
the Soags violin among Vf6linists and
considered one of the finest violina
by Stradivarius in existence, was solo
by auction in London the other day
foy $4,000. It is rather shorter than
the usual violins of that make. ="
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

v. S. DIP, WASH AND DISINFECTANT
for All Kinds of LIVE STOCK
i 1 GALLON MAKES 100 GALLONS.
Dip, wash or spray, gal. 75c; gal. 1925;
5 gals. So. Write for 81 page booklet,
Stock Growers Enemies. It's Free.
NV. Hide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis, MINI.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
EapoIeon's Famous War Horse.

EapoIeon's Famous War Horse.
Marengo, the famous war charger Of
Napoleon, is said to have been the
greatest horse known to modern his.
tory. The emperor rode Marengo for
the last time in the battle of Mount
st. Jean, where the horse received his
seventh wound. The steed died at tho
age Of 36 years.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
1wenty-One Yards Of SAUSAGE.

Twenty-one Yards Of Sausage.
In the rivalry to make the biggest
sausage some wonderful specimens
are being produced by Germans in
Pennsylvania. The latest record.
breaker is the work of Jacob Acker.
man, of Limeport. It is Ga feet eight
inches long.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
self.Made Men.

T Everybody likes and respects self.
made men. It Is . great deal better
to be made in that way than not 10
be made at al. Oliver Wendell
Holmes.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

While you may not be able to lead
q man to water, you seldom have to
ask him twice to face. tho bartender.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

When a banana peel takes fall out
OF a man and there isn't anything
broken but one of the commandment
he gets Of lucky. szs,as NJ s IND
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

In order to size up the average man
correctly, get his estimate Of himself
and knock of SO per cent.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Care. Of Submarine Cables.
Fifty fine vessels are constantly
employed in laying and repairing the
submarine cables of tho world.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free s.. 90
trial bottle and treatise. DR.. r. H. Kline.
Id. 93l Arch st.. PHILADELPHIA. Pa. =
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Paper Pals for Milk,

Paper pals are the latest sanitary
device for the delivery of pure milk
in London and other large English
towns. They are used only once.
They are made of pulp and are steril:
fzed by a heat of 500 degrees Fahren.
heit
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

i; We Pay Top Price for Cream. -
Cash every day: Write for prices and
tags: Miller & Holmes, St. Paul. MINI.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Highest Cash Price For Cream.
Don't delay, write for prices and tags.
A. E. Way & Sons Co., Minneapolis, MINI.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Hot Shot far thu Man

Hot Shot tor tho Men.
Speaking at Cardiff, Wales, recent.
ly, Miss Gawthorpe, suffragette,
stated that brides bushes are
ca0sed by the knowledge of the kind
of man she is going to marry.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Where He Got 1t,

"Phwere did yez git tn black eyer
Fell on me hack"
eyer eyes not in yer back"
"Nayther was tn brick Kelly threw
Leader. ~ t..9
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

When some people tell US they did
their best We wonder what their
worst il like. -. ~ ~ s''.s Il -
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
aammation allays pair, cures wind colo 2sc bottle
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Does Your Head Aehe9

If SO, get a box of Krause's Headache
Capsules .of your Druggist. 25c:s Norman
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

MEN EvBRYwHERE. Good pay; pass clrciuu;- u;
| lars, tack signs-no canvassinR. permanent.
Continental Distributing Service, Chicago.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

! = We Want Your Cream. ..'
Write to-day for tags and prices. North
Star Creamery Co., Minneapolis, MINI.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Biq Money for Cream,

Will pay more than you ever received
for cream in summer. GET OUR OFFER.
r. E. COBB. St. Paul, MINI.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Hiah Cream Prices,

Write US to-day for particulars and tag
MILTON DAIRY co., St. Paul, Mimi,
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Scatter with one hand; sAther with
two.-German. u i y
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05
Hides, PeIts and wooI. i. Il

To get full value, ship to the old reliable
N. w. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, MINI,
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully eve:J bottle Of CAsToR1A,
! safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that It
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

We gain strength Of the temptation
We resist Emerson. 5fs.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-07-05

! i A lawsuit IL the thief of time and
money. ..ssEs11y y@s;g @g5sst4ltss. i.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-07
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 7. 1907.

A dispatch to the New York
World under date of Dover, Della
ware, follows: "By a vote of
twenty-six to eight the House to-
day passed the bill presented by
Representative Holcomb (Dem.), J,
of Newcastle, providing that a
surgical operation shall be per-
formed on all men convicted of
attempting to assault women in
Delaware. 1t must be performed
within twenty days after convic-
tion and will be in aotlition to the
existing imprisonment sentence of
twenty years. Speaker Hodgson
was excused from voting. The
members who voted in the mega
tive were Conwell, Evans, Elliott,
Garrison, Harvey, Stoats, Rich
ards and Wilson, all Republicans.
The opponents of the measure
contend that the proposed punish
ment is cruel. The bill now goes
to the Senate. The additional
punishment is the most drastic
ever proposed in Delaware. The
plan, which has many supporters
in both political parties, is an OUT
come of recent attempted assaults
on white women throughout Del
aware by negroes"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-07
LunaPia.

All, how fair is the moon, when full round,
In the calm OF long winter night
When the snow covers softly the ground
With a robing OF glittering white!
Itis said she is chaste, and as pure
As the breath Of her rarefled air,
But the light OF her eye is lure
To the hearts of the gallant and fair!
See how queenly she marshals her train
AS she courses the vault of the blue
Witha splendor the stars strive in vain
In their twinkling display TO outdo!
With the Transforming light OF her face
on this sullen old earth shining free,
o, what wonderful changes take place
On the land, on the lake and the sea!
On the land, every bush, tree and stream,
The bare mountain, the desert, the field,
Are in purity clothed, like dream
OF the beauty OF heaven revealed!
The red lights OF the town lose their glare
In the softer effulgence that falls
On its streets through the cold, limpid air
On its dwellings and temples and halls.
On the lake, where the frost-demon's BREATH
Binds its waters in letters OF ice,
And tits rigid and still as in death,
She draws lines OF fantastic device
With the trees on the comprising shore,
With the cliffs and the crags looming high,
She doth fashion Of figures galore
AS she moves through the arch OF the sky.
On the seas heaving bosom she beams
And illumes the slow rolling swell,
While long rivers OF silvery CLEANS
The creations of fancy excel.
The great ships, as they sail on their ways,
With the freedom OF strength and OF pow'r,
Seem as spirits Of air, meath her rays,
Or as genii conjured for the hour!
| SO she dowers the land and the sea
From her treasures OF beauty and grace,
And the days rude realities flee,
AS ii chided and shamed from her facet
To the moon, then, sing in high strain,
To her majesty, glory, and pride,
Far apart from her rule OF the rain
And the ebb and the flow OF the tide! E.D.A.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-07
Nelghbors Got Fooled.

81 was literally coughing my
self to death, and had become too
weak to leave my bed; and neigh
bors predicted that I would never
leave it alive; but they got fooled,
for thanks be to God, | was in
duced to try DR.. Kings New Dis
covery. 1t took just four one dol
lar bottles to completely cure the
cough and restore me to good
sound health" writes Mrs. Eva
Uncapher, of Grovertown, Stark
county, Ind. This King of cough
and cold cures, and healer o.
throat and lungs, is guaranteed by
Arcadia Valley Drug Co, SOC and
S1.00. Trial bottle free.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-07
Why Colds are Dangerous.

You often hear the expression
"beware of cold," but why? We
will tell you: Every cold weakens
the lungs, lowers the vitality and
paves the way for the more serious
diseases. People who contract
pneumonia first take cold. The
longer a cold hangs on, the greater
the danger, especially from the
germ diseases, as a cold prepares
the system for the reception and
development of the germs of con-
sumption, diphtheria, scarlet fever
and whooping cough. Take our
advice, cure yonr cold while you
can. Chamberlain's Cough Rene
dy will do it. It's success in cur
ing colds has given ita world wide
reputation. For sale by Arcadia
Valley Drug Co.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-07
Obituary.

Killed on the night of December
8, 1906, Mr.. Hugh B. Dunn, aged
81 years and IL months. The de-
ceased was born and reared near
Glover, Mo. He was the son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Elihue- Dunn. He
was united in marriage with Miss
Mamie Davis in 1892, who long
since preceded him to that bourne
from whence no traveller returns.
November 26, 1897, he was again
united in marriage, with Miss Ida
Bell Bone. To this union five
children were born, four of whom
are living. One son, three daugh-
ters, an aged mother, a sister, two
brothers, four half sisters, three
half brothers and host of other
relatives and friends are left to
morn. He was returning from his
saw mill at Arcadia, getting off the
local at Glover, and was found
dead near the crossing in front OF
his home. His face was greatly
bruised and cut and his right arm
and shoulder were broken. He
was always so glad to get home.
Hugh was an honest and noble
man, and always wore a smile OF
welcome for all who met him.
We shall miss him more than
tongue can tell. He was mem
ber of the Modern Woodmen. He
was laid to rest on December 10th
in the Big Creek cemetery.
A precious one from us is gone,
A voice we loved is stilled;
A place is vacant in our home
Which never can be filled.
A NIECE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-07
a 8 T 60 R "a.
a,,s, gsss,ss. ts. NV IIgz KIM y:z ::: AWAY: Bought
Trustees Sale.

Whereas, Fred w. Hempleman IA single
man of the County of Iron, State
of Missouri, by his certain deed of
trust, dated the 22d day of June, 1904,
and recorded in the office of the Re-
corder of Deeds for the County of Iron,
and State of Missouri, in book 50, Deeds
and Mortgages, at page 444, conveyed to
the undersigned, trustee, the following de-
scribed real estate, situated in the County
of Iron, State of Missouri, to-wit:
All of the west half of lot one (I) of the
northwest quarter of section four (4), in
township thirty three (33) north, range four
"a east, containing forty (4o) acres, more
or less. Also, the east part of the east half
of the northwest quarter of the southwest
quarter of section four ca in township
thirty three (33) north, range four (4) east,
containing eight and one-half (SH) acres,
more or less. Also the east half of the
southwest quarter of the southwest quarter
of section four (4), in township thirty three
(33) north, range four "a east, containing
twenty (2o) acres, more or less. Also six
teen and eighty-hve hundredths I6 S5-Ioo)
acres, being the south part of the west half
of lot two (2) of the northwest quarter of
section four (4) in township thirty-three
(33) north, range four 4) east containing
in the aggregate eighty-fve and seventy-six
hundredths (S5 76-Ioo) acres, more or less,
except a strip ten (Io) feet wide on the east
side of this land heretofore decided for road
purposes;
Which conveyance was made to the un-
dersigned in trust, to secure the payment Of
certain notes in said deed specifed; and,
whereas, the fifth interest note is now past
due and remains unpaid; Il
Now, therefore, at the request OF the
legal holder of said notes, andin pursuance
of the conditions in said deed Of trust, the
undersigned trustee, will sell the property
above described at public vendue, to the
highest bidder for cash, at the east front
door of the courthouse in said county of
Iron, State of Missouri, on
Friday, February 18th, 1907,
between the hours of 9 O'Clock A. NJ. and s
O'Clock P. M, for the purpose of satisfying
said Indebtedness and the cost Of executing
this trust.
lronton, Mo, January "a, 1907.
MARTROM ID. LEWIS, Trustee.