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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-13

May. ............ 1255 1856 12.4s 1913
Spot cotton quiet. 10 points lower; mid l.
ding uplands l3 so; 3midding gulf, 1896;
sales, $3.50 bales, iftf
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-13
MISCELLANEOUS MARKETS.

NANAi. - INES
WILMINGTON, n. c.. August 12,-SPlR-
IT'S TURPENTINE--Noth doing receipts,
l01 casks Misunderstanding doing; receipts,
20, barrels T:-Firm at $3.50. recelpts,
65 barrels, Crude Turpentine--Firm at $40
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-13

{. w. WEsTBURY, D. p. A.
o2o 70. Main Street. Richmond. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-13

ms ARRIVE RICHMOND
6:bj es $40 T.. M.--From all the South.
4IO 7. " From Charlotte. Raleigh, Dur
han. GhnHe City, and local stations
$40 a. M,--From Keysyiilc--Local.
0:2O a. M.-From Baltimore and West
Point
1895 4. NJ Sis p. M--Local from West
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
NIxoN's QUESTION.

Some young brides take the mar
ried state seriously enough, and little
Mrs. Nixon is of this order.
She was not a good cook, and she
knew it; but after marriage she stud
led at cookery class with such good
effect that in due course she carried
off a diploma.
Eyes" she said, enthusiastically,
that evening, 1--we got the loveliest
diploma It's on sheepskin parchment,
with a big red seal. And just in honor
of the occasion / cooked that dish
you're eating now. It's nay own idea
entirely Now, just you guess what
it is"
Nixon went on with his meal in 81
lence for moment. Then he looked
up with wry grin.
II don't know" he said, hesitating-
ly. rs it-er-is it the diplomat"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
ETHICS.

Ethics is a pretty good thing after
all. 1t is to ethics that the disgruntled
make their last appeal, and who Of
US, the way things are going, is never
disgruntled? If there were no ethics,
it would probably become expedient,
if not necessary, to invent one.
Ethics is morality brought up to date
and adapted to the tastes of a fas-
tidious generation. 1t resembles NOR
atty as the porcelain bathtub resem-
bles the swimming-hole. That is to
say, it is more advertised and can be
had in the house. Ethics takes it's
place among the modern conveniences,
morality among the inconvenience.
Business is business. In a sense
less strict, ethics is ethics.
Ethics and the zeitgeist are better
friends than would appear from their
manner in company.-Life.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
HIS WORK TIRED CARNEGIE.
EmpIoye of Millionaire Had Been TOO
Industrious.

Several men achieved great wealth
by association in business with Car
negie, amongst them being Andrew
NJ Moreland, who at one time acted
as secretary and treasurer Of the Car
negie company. Prior to this he was
auditor of the company, and while
acting in this capacity he was sum-
moned one day to consult Mr.. Car
negie, who set wine before his guest
at dinner.
mo, thank you, don't drink" said
Mr.. Moreland.
Later On Mr.. Carnegie brought out
the cigars.
mo, thank you, I don't smoke"
said Mr.. Moreland.
Still later in the evening Mr.. Car
negie proposed a game Of cards.
mo, thank you, don't play cards"
said Mr.. Moreland.
Mr.. Carnegie looked at his guest.
Tell me why you don't do any of
these things" he dryly requested.
you've kept me working too hard
all these years; I've had no time to
learn was the reply.
Mr.. Carnegie thought a moment
ANDY" he said, I'm going to give you
a three months vacation. Now, for
heavens sake, go off somewhere and
learn to do something besides work"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
In "coOd Queen Ress," Time.

There is an amusing letter written
by the Earl of Leicester to Lord Bur
leigh as to the lack of sufficiently
strong ale for the queen at Hatfield.
There is not one drop of good drink
for her here. We were fain to send
to London and Kenilworth and divers
other places where ale was; her own
beer was so strong as there was no
man able to drink it."
Ale and bread were the chief items
of the royal breakfast. The quantity
of ale consumed by ladies at breakfast
in those days was considerable, for in
the reign of Henry VIII. the maids of
honor were allowed for breakfast lone
Chef loaf one manchet, two gallons of
ale and pitcher Of wine"
A Lady Lucy made a mighty tonic
of the national brew. Her breakfast
was chine of beef, loaf and "a gal
lon of ale; and for her pillow meal a
posset porridge, a generous cut of
mutton, loaf and gallon of ale.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
City Poperty F OF Sale

Owing to failing health and being
unable to manage it to advantage
hereafter.
l hereby offer for sale the follow
ing described property situated in
the city of Lancaster, Wisconsin:
Block of Schmitt's addition.
Assessment block 65.
Assessment block Ga.
Six lots In block z of Schmitt's adj
dition.
About 16 acres known as assess
ment block *"
This property, about Is acres in
all, isssituated SO that it can be oc-
cupied as single tract or it can be
sub divided to suit purchasers.
Much of this property Is suitable
for residence purposes
The ice ponds and ice houses are
situated upon it and so arranged
that ice can be housed at cost of
only five cents per cwt. The ice
ponds are filed by springs.
A reasonable down payment will
be required, balance on time to suit
purchaser.
Call upon or address
ANTON SCHMITT,
Lancaster, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Turnip Whiskey.

"Try this, mon" said the Scotch
host, pouring an inch or two Of whis-
ky from a jug.
The guest tried it, Redeemed, cough
ed, choked..
Gee" he said as the other pounded
his back.
"Aweel, mon, tells what We think
o't."
1T warns me-" said the guest. 1T
warns and thrills me. But is it not a
little rough, little hot? 1t went down,
1 confess, like torchlight procession
or a string of chestnut burrs"
The Scotchman laughed contemptu-
ously.
we've got no throat" he said. yell
ne'er make whuskey drinker. Losh,
mon, that is the purest an most po-
tent spirit ever passed yer lip-an'
We choked on it. 1t is pure turnip spir-
it made on ma brither's farm at
Craigenputtock."
MADE out Of turnips, hey?"
ITO be sure. All over bonny Scotia
they max whuskey out o. turnips.
They're thrifty there. Nought goes to
waste. Here's to We, mon."
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Blue Book is Now Ready.

The Wisconsin Blue Book for 1907
is being delivered TO the authorities
of the capitol. In spite of the Ell
forts of the compiler TO cut down
the size of the volume, it has grown
56 pages over the publication OF two
year ago, and now contains l,222
pages. The usual statistical and
historical information is presented,
together with some new features Of
interest and value.
The vote in the primary election
last fall for governor is printed,
showing that $4,000 votes were
cast and the statistics of the general
election show that then 1S4, 600 votes
were cast. This indicates that the
primary election brought out a
large vote. The members Of the
legislature, state officers, members
of the supreme court and congress-
men and senator, with others are
presented with portraits and bio
graphies.
The book Is altogether an attract
i've and useful volume. The mum
Der published, according TO law, is
46. 500. The compilation and edit
ing is the work of Commissioner of
Labor and Industrial Statistics j.
d. Beck.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
For Married Folk.

A great physician, who had a big
reputation not only as a clever doctor,
but also as a healer of matrimonial
disagreements, once told Bulwer Lyt-
ton, the novelist, the secret of his sue
cess. He used to order the husband
away to one place, under the pre-
tense Of its being necessary for him
to drink the waters, and send the wife
somewhere else. He declared that in
ninety-nine cases out of a hundred if
the husband and wife could be pre-
vented from seeing each other for six
weeks, when they met once more
there was q remarkable increase of at
lection
The only thing has been that taeT
could not stand seeing each other SO
much" he explained.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
DIVORCE POPULAR IN EGYPT.
Separation of Couples There Involves
No Disgrace.

There are few men in Cairo past the
age of 20 years who have not been
married at least twice, and the major
ity of women over 16 have made a
half dozen or so matrimonial expert
ments. There is no disagree attached
to divorce in Egypt. If mutual admit
ration wanes with the honeymoon
there is nothing more natural to the
Egyptian mind than that the dissatis-
fled party take steps toward another
trial.
Marriage is universal in Egypt.
There are no old maids; widows re-
main widows but a short time, and,
as a rule, no young man is considered
fitted for business or entitled to the
confidence of the community until he
is married. These numerous marriages
and their attendant celebrations make
it extremely interesting for the stran-
ger from the west who journeys
through Egypt. Toward the end of the
tourist season, when money is con-
siderably more plentiful than it is just
before the travellers invade the coun-
try and begin to scatter plasters along
the Nile, there are hundreds of mar
riages. In Cairo they average during
the month of April from 10 to 20 day
of the elaborate ones-with brass
bands, professions and feasting-and
any number of the less snowy ones
Harriet Quimby in Leslie's Weekly.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
NJOTICE TO CREDITORS.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
IN State of Wisconsin. Grant County
Court SS-In Probate.
In the matter of the estate of George
julius Degner. deceased.
Letters teStamentary on the eState OF
George Julius Degner. late of Liberty
deceased. having been issued to r. Heoer-
lein.
Notice is hereby given, that the creditors
OF said George Julius Degner, deceaSed.ar
allowed and limited by order of this court
untiland including the End Tuesday OF May
1905 being the 18th day of said month TO
present their claims and demands against
said George Julius Degner, deceased. to the
county court for examination and allow
anCe.
Notice is also hereby given, that the
claims and demands so presented will be
examined and adjusted by this court. at
the office of the County Judge, at the court
house in the city of Lancaster. IN said
County. on the fourth Tuesday OF May
1908.
Dated this 21d day of Nov. 1907.
By order of the Court.
EB. GOODSELL, County Judge,
list ms. Nov. g: last ms Nov. 2I9
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Sentence Sermons.

A pessimist is a person who chews
his pills.
People who borrow trouble are
hard up-indeed.
A good memory is one that en-
ables a man to forget.
Never judge man by what his
enemies say of him.
Learn to laugh. A good laugh is
better than medicine.
The chronic bore bores big hole
in the busy mans day.
To be we'll advertised you must
have plenty of enemies.
Marriage is the dawn of life or its
night-just as you make it.
Vanity makes ELECTROMAGNETIC
work for the beauty doctors.
You never really know your
friends until they become your
enemies.
Suppose men had to walk on
pavements made of their good in
tentions.
It's a good thing to have an
enemy-it proves your doing some
thing.
Some dresses do not come as high
as we would imagine the dress
makers bill.
A man ceases to be the whole
thing after taking unto himself a
better half.
Mosquitoes are free from one vice
at least. They can't stand cigarette
smoke.
A man seldom stops to count the
cost when he is spending money on
himself.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
To Farmer and Other Patrons

wish to announce that / am going
to discontinue in the business March
LIST, next; having a large amount of
good whiskey in bond ] wish 20 dis
pose of same in a retail way, and will
give you the benefit of the price that
can be saved.
Regular $3.50 Whiskey. at $500
Regular $500 Whiskey, at $3.50
Regular $3.50 Whiskey, at $500
These are standard, well-known goods
THE KIND YOU GALL FOR. L
guarantee them TO be what they are
represented, and you will be more
than satisfied with each pure base.
JOHN DECHOW,
Philips House Bar.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
EXadQerated.

rs it true, colonel, that your re-
cent losses in Wall street have com
PEELED you to sell your automobiles? p
"Naw-that's a ridiculous and un-
mitigated falsehood. All I've had to
do has been to cut down my consump-
ton of gasoline a few gallons day.
Chicago Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

Ora Seymour is in the county
laiI, charged with jumping" a
hoard bill at Cuba City, incurred at
Mrs. Cooks hostelry there IN July
last Deputy Sheriff Elwell ar
rested him Saturday morning and
b sd'quite a fracas with the de.
PENDANT before he was subdued.
Justice WaldrOn of Cuba City cave
Seymour the punishment-$3o anu
costs or 80 days in county Jail.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

How do you manage to learn all
the interesting scandals of the town,
Frau Bummell?"
90, since they have women cab
drivers that's easy always get up
on the box with the driver!
gende BlaetteF.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Oh. oh. Obi

Mrs. Henpeck-Why is a husband
like dough?
Mr.. Henpeck Observation-Disclosures
cause a woman needs him.
Mrs. Henpeck-Not at all. It's be-
cause husbands hard to get off ones
hands.-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Farm For Sale.

The undersigned on account of ill
health offers his farm for sale. 1t
consists of 16O acres, situated 4 miles
west of Lancaster on the Beetowa
read. Good running water and wind
mil; new house. good barn.
FRED BRANDEMUHL.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

THE MOLER B ARBER COLLEGE
Chicago, Ills, certainly offer
splendid chance to learn that trade
quickly. There is little expense
and positions are numerous. Their
illustrated catalogue explains fully.
Write them.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
His Idea of Il.

Here the locomotive fireman spoke
up.
1T makes me tired" ne said, Ito
hear the bosses talk about kiln off
the smoke nuisance by Intelligent
FIRM If 1 was runnin' things I'd
do little intelligent firm myself. You
can bet your life on that I'd fire
some Of the BOSSES Chicago Trib-
une.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Cool Air Preferred.

Bacon-What sort of people go to
that summer resort you speak of?
Egbert--Nearly all Chicago people,
believe.
ooh, it wouldn't suit me. | don't
want to go to a place where there's
SO much hot air you know."-YOnk-
ers Statesman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
One Mans Wisdom.

Superintendent-Wh excuse did
Oldbach offer for declining to buy a
lot in the new cemetery?
Solicitor-He said he might be lost
at sea. then he'd have no use for it
Chicago Daily News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
He Liked L.

"You seem to find that book very
interesting" said Mrs. Henpeck.
YES replied Henry, cts delight
full. I've glanced at the ending, and
the hero and heroine don't get mar
ried after all."-Chicago Record-Her.
aid.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
A Ras!

Would you marry woman who
was older than you?"
mot if l knew it"
eff you knew it? Are you one of
the people who think woman is only
as old as she says she is?"-Chicago
Record-Herald.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Chanuinu. Yes.

She-Don't you think our summers
are changing?
He-Decidedly! Why, can remem-
Der the time when you would never
see a peek-a-boo waist the entire sum-
mer!-Yonkers Statesman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
What Did She Mean?

He-What would you say if asked
you for kiss?
Ste-I aever care to lose breath IN
these seaseiess questi0ns.-Ycnkers
Statesman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Wavside Communinus,

Adam Zawfox-Ever ride on street
car 'thout payin'?
Job Sturky-Wunst. The jigger on
the front end O. the car picked me up
an kerried me mighty near block
fore the conductor found it out
Chicago Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
In CHICAGO.

Mrs. Dearborn think we ought to
do all we can to help our ministers.
Mrs. Wabash-Wel, I've done my
share, I'm sure. I've put six of 'em
in the way of making wedding fees!-
Yonkers Statesman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Not Quite the Same.

1T is a wonder we ever got out OF
that crowd unhurt."
1--WE were something like the fly in
the amber, weren't we?'
"How do you make that out?"
why, weren't we, so to speak, pre-
served in the jam?"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Farm for Sale.

Farm of Ill acres one mile west
of Lancaster on Beetown road; in
side of city school district. Fair
house and good out buildings;
nearly all land can be cultivated;
good spring on the place. For
further particulars inquire OF
Saw FRED MILES.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
More TO Follow.

Patience-Tm going to congratulate
Peggy on her last marriage.
Patrice-You'd better wait.
"Why SOP"
Il don't think this one is her last!"
-Yonkers Statesman.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
FORGOT Himself.

Church-That man is an end-seat
hog, all right.
Gotham-How do you know?
Because he tried to get the end
seat away from mel" Yonkers States
man.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Comnarison.

Mrs. Johnston lover the tubJ--Doan
All mex yo' a good livin', Henry Clay
Johnston?
Mr.. Johnston-Tol BILE, chile-tOPble
But yo' sh'd have seen de way nah
mothah suppohted nah fathah!-
Puck.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Better.

81 suppose said the beautiful girl,
that you often burn the midnight oil.
NO." replied the poet. Il hang my
hat on the door-knob, so the landlady
can't look through the keyhole and
catch me bMning the gas.''-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
a Hustler

HariX-Heow be yore son gittin' err
long sence he went up tew tn city?
Oatcake-Purty good, I reckon. He
writ us he wuz carryin' everything
before him.
Harix-Is he in bizness fer hisself?
Oatcake-No, he's actin ez waiter
in a eatin' house.-Chicago Daily
News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
So KneN.

Mr.. Jolt-He' says he can't see
through my jokes; l wonder why?
Mrs. Jolt-Because they're your
jokes, | suppose.-Yonkers States
man
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
Whose Verses Are These?

She was a phantom of delight
When first she cleaned upon my sight
But when the paint came off her face
She was-well--rather commonplace.
Chicago Journal.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
1t Sure Is.

Last night fairly rolled in c0in;
I'd millions on the dead
Say, amt it fierce when you wake up.
And find you've bumped your head?
Milwaukee Sentinel
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

STRAYED HOGS:-Ten Poland
China springs shoats came on my
farm miles south of Lancaster in
the town of Potosi about Oct. 10th.
Owner can have same by paying
damages and for this ad.
WILL SCHIFFMAN,
IS 1mo.pd r. f. D. No. 2.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
MAxIMs or A GRASS WIDOW.

When he makes use of the words
"Can't you trust me, dear?" it is time
not to.
Eran Who hold it a divine light 70
abuse women are strangely popular
with women.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

WANTED: 2 carloads of fresh mich
COWS and springers; highest market
price will be paid; leave word at Ray
Oarthew's barn if you have any to sell.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
USE THE EXCELSIOR
SEWING MACHINE Needle

Any one having Ian old machine
can improve their sewing by using
Excelsior needles, as it is a perfect
fit to any machine made.
If you have an old sewing ma
chine which has been in use 20 yrs.
or more, try the Excelsior needle
and you will find a great improve
ment in your sewing. To prove
this statement am willing 10 SEND
to any one using an oldsmach1nce
which has been in use 20 years. z
Excelsior needles, one for 40 thread
and one for go, free of scharge and
leave it to you as to the ex-
cellency of the Excelsior needle.
Fill out The blank below and mail
to me. carry the greatest variety
and largest stock of machine
needles of ally house in this part
of the state and give ell orders the
best attention.
CHAS. @. ROBERTS,
Lancaster, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
80 knem.

when we boil the drinking water,
professor. what is it called2" asked the
5oardin house WOma1
.Watvr.' .wr-iy lie pro,
feSSer-YQul srs t-tE tCS--.Q.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
At coIIeoe.

"I told the governor l had engaged a
tutor to get me on ahead, and the old
man was so pleased, that he sent me
an extra check for the tutors ex-
pense."
Il didn't know you we're having
private coaching"
Il haven't. He isn't that kind of a
tutor He is a chauffeur. Baltimore
American.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

Between necessity and wealth is
that the one knows no law, while the
other merely ignores it.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
MERE OPINION.

Men still kiss the hands of women
but only in novels and melodramas.
If a man is willing to work for moth
ing he never has to look far for job.
The early bird may catch the worm,
but merely being early is not suf1i-
cient.
Most of us could save money if our
friends didn't keep us going so fast
to Guido them.
What a good many people call luck
is simply being on the spot with the
goods.
About the only pleasure the long
faced angular, sour-looking woman
has in life she finds in repeating that
she would never permit daughter OF
hers to go on the stage.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

The Smitten Swain-Will nothing
move you?
The Obdurate Maid-Really, Mr..
Smith, you talk as if were motor
car.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

Between cereals and serials is that
while the one builds up, the other
pulls us down.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

Between a careless man and down.
right villain is that the first is the
greater plague to society.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06
THE DIFFERENCE.

Between genius and stupidity is that
the former is handicapped.
Between a cow and a milkman is
that the COW gives real milk.
Between lightning and electricity is
that there is a charge for the latter.
Between a playwright and plag-
iarist is usually not discernible, while
that
Between bare truth and bear story,
on the other hand, is the greatest i'm
aginable.
Between cereals and serials is that
while the one builds up, the other
pulls us down.
Between necessity and wealth is
that the one knows no law, while the
other merely ignores it.
Between a careless man and down
right villain is that the first is the
greater plague to society.
Between a racing yacht and pleas
IRE yacht is often only that between
a center-board and a sideboard.-Mil-
waukee Sentinel.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

Between lightning and electricity is
that there is a charge for the latter.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

If a man is willing to work for moth
ing he never has to look far for job.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-11-06

Men still kiss the hands of women
but only in novels and melodramas.