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Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

Mr.. Thomas Laxso says that
he returned from his interview
with the Pope he fit only "two
feet high" The Pope cannot feel
that he has lived in vain,
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
For Over Sixty Years

Mrs. w1NsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used for over 60 years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething, with perfect
success. 1t soothes the child. softeus the gums
remedy for Diarrhoea. 1t will relieve the poor
little sufferer Immediately. Sold by Druggists
IN every part of the world. Twenty-Five cents
a bottle. Be sure and ask for Mrs. Winslow's
Soothing Syrup and take no other kind.
Guaranteed under the food and drugs act. June
GOTH 1906. Serial number 1898
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
NOTICE TAX PAYERS.
Austin, Texas. March 90,

Austin, Texas. March 90, 1907.
To the Tax Assessors of Texas:
You. are directed to give notice to
taxpayers in your respective counties
to call and correct their assessments
made before March 10Th, and give in
any money and notes or other property
not heretofore given in, and place the
full value on all property. Instruct
them that if they do not do this, you
will ask the Commissioners Court to
place the proper valuation on same.
W. J. MCDONALD,
State Revenue Agent.
I will be in my Office every Saturday
until June LIST,
Davis Biggs, Assessor.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

Hill county must now pay an
auditor $4,000 per year to do the
work that can be done for 5000 by
appointment of the clerk, at the
time the work was needed. This
is the work of the legislature in
making more places for the hungry
office seekers.-Blum Budget.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

A Hindu Mahata visiting New
York says "All American women
are FOOLS so it would seem that
w. T. Stead did not have his ideas
copyrighted.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
Remarkable ReScue

That truth is stranger than fiction,
has once more been demonstrated in the
little town of Fedora. Tenn, the resi-
dence of e V Pepper. He writes: 81 was
in bed, entirely disabled with hemor-
RACES of the lungs and throat. Doctors
failed to help me. and all hope had fed
when I began taking DR.. Kings New
Discovery. Then instant relief came.
dine HGnEiaf sSSd 'a he
cure for coughs and colds SOC. and 81 90
at w Sedberry's drug store, Trial
bottle free.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
DO Not Sufpr

No use suffering from itching piles
when one box of Hunts Cure is abso-
lutely guaranteed to cure any case.
One application witt convince you of
its merits.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
The New West Texas Town,

Chautaueua formerly Vigo) on
the main line of the Texas & Pa
cifc Ry.. in Callahan county, one
of the best watered counties in the
State. Write Bruce Knight. Sec.
rotary Chautauqua Townsite Co.,
Colorado, Texas, or E. P. Turner
G. P. A., Dallas, Texas, for partic.
,ulars.
The Toxic Nichi- Nichi remarks
that lone days pay for an Ameri
can workman in San Francisco rep,
resents fair monthly stipend fol
a Japanese"
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve does not merely heal on the sur
face; it penetrates the pores and prompt
ly relieves pain caused by boils, burns,
scalds, cuts and skin diseases. 1t is es-
pecially good for piles. Beware of imita-
tons. Sold by The J F Crow Drug Co.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

A writer SAYS that some farmers
are raising $40 worth of corn on an
acre where they might grow 500
worth of fruit.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

The time of year is near at hand
when we find it difficult to see any.
thing funny in the 'jokes" about
the iceman.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

Most disfguring skin eruptions, scrof.
ula, pimples, rashes, etc.. are due to
impure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters is
cleansing blood tonic. Makes you
clear-eyed, clear-brained. clear-skinned.
At The ] F Crow Drug Co,
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

A lot of people never hear op-
portunity knocking because they
are themselves too busy "knock-
ing" other people.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

When the light of love dies the
hom is in darkness.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
: No Need OF Scratching

Other Affections may be more pain
full, but none more annoying than many
forms of itching trouble. The quickest
and most reliable remedy for itching
disease of any character is Hunts Cure.
One application relieves-One box guar.
anteed OF cure
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

A ham in the smokehouse il
worth two on the stage.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
Price 25c at all Druggists.
Meeting of the Board Of Medical Elk
aminers for the State of Texas.

The last meeting of the Board of
M edical Examiners for the State of
Texas (regular) for examination
will be held in Austin, Texas, June
25, 26 and 81. 1907. This exami.
nation will be held in accordance
with the old medical law OF Texas
and will be the last meeting of this
board for examination. as the new
medical law of Texas. the one
board bill, becomds effective on
the 18th day OF July and under the
provisions of this law applicants
will only be permitted to appear
for examination who are graduates
from medical colleges of not less
than four terms of five months
each. For further information ad.
dress the secretary.
s. M. Burroughs. NJ. D.,
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

1t is always 80 easy to see when
another man is making poor in
vestment, and 80 hard to under
stand that you make them yourself.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

A lot Of energy is wasted il
looking for easy jobs.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
President. Buffalo, Texas.
T. T. Jackson, M. D., Secretary.
San Antonio, Tex Hicks Bldg.

"Don't git too big an idea of yoh
own Importance, said Uncle.EDen.
Zone of de saddest experiences a
man kin 60 through is to wake up
and have to admit dat he's disap
pointed in hisself."- Washington
Star
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

When your back aches it is almost in
yariably an indication that something
is wrong with your kidneys. Weak. dis.
eased kidneys frequently cause a break
down of the entire system. DeWitt's
Kidney and Bladder Pills afford promdt
relief for weak kidneys. backache. in
flammation of the bladder and all uri-
nary troubles. Sold by The ] F Crow
Drug Co,
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

The hardest work some people
do is to complain about the taks
of tomorrow.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

1t is easy to be generous when
we have too much.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
HOW,S ThfsY

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall s
Catarrh Cure. F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known F. ]. Cheney
for the last Is years, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all business transactions and finan
cially able to carry out any obligations made by
this firm. WALDING KINNkN & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system Testimonials sent free. Price rs
cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

When we we're boy we thought
that if we could have all the dough-
nuts we wanted we would be hap.
py. Now we don't like doughnuts.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

Charity with a brass band at
tachment doesn't get high enough
for the recording angel to either
see or hear.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

Man is the only animal that will
deliberately get drunk the second
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

Two hundred and thirty six
state banks add trust companies
are now operating in Texas.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

God does not take account of sex
in figuring out the enormity of the
ofense.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

The praying Christian is always
a doing Christian.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

A good mirror is the one that re-
fleets lust what we want to see.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24
Railway Time Gard
NJ, * Sc T.

M, x. 81 T.
EAST BOUND.
No. 222, Mail and Express. 1852 p. m.
No. 224, Night Express. 80. 4:13 a. m.
WEST BOUND.
M. 22l, Mail and Express. 1913 a. m.
No. 223, Night Express. 1856 a. m.
F. M. PoMERoY. Local Agent.
Jefferson Texas.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

A foul tongue cannot express the
desires of clean heart.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

ChamberIain's Cough Remedy
Cures Colds. Group and Whooping Cough.
Tyler's first car of potatoes
brought 81 20 per bushel.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-05-24

The best road to the throne is by
way of the cross.
Policies may change, but princi.
piles are eternal.
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WEST NEWBTJR.Y.

Was it the cackling of a goose
that saved Rome, or don't geese
cackle, or wasn't it Rome that was
saved? Well, the growing of a
rooster saved Gene" Prescott and
Dudley from utter Encouragement
in the poultry line, 1t was on this
wise: Gene" sent far away for
high bred eggs, from which to rear
high bred chickens. Out of the
kindness of his heart he bestowed
one of the high bred chickens upon
Dudley, which was supposed to be
of the male persuasion. With great
care and through much tribulation,
with foes without and fears within,
Dudley reared the bird. For many
long weeks, the sex of the bird
could not be determined and Dud-
ley was subjected to much ridicule
by members Of his own family.
When lol on Sunday morning,
April IA, 1907 the bird gave voice to
a decided rooster-like crow. Dud-
ley was delighted, the family who
had ridiculed him on the possession
of a sexless bird, hung their heads
in sorrow and remorse. "Gene"
and the bird had come off victorious
also Dudley!
John Layton has moved his fam
lily to Tilton, n H. where he has
work in one Of Mr.. Davies cream
cries.
Arthur Kendrick has moved to
the house vacated by j. w. Layton,
and has charge of this creamery.
Miss Jennie Scales visited at A..
A. Bowen's the first of the week.
Bessie Tyler, who has been at
Wells River for several weeks, was
at J. B. c. Tyler's over Sunday.
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HAVERHILT

The M. E. Church was closed last
Sunday as the pastor Rev. W. P
White, was at the Conference. Rev
Mr.. White andifamily have en-
deared themselves to many friends
who are very sorry that they are tc
leave town for a new field of labor
in Moultonboro, N. H.
Joe Poor has returned from his
southern trip.
DR.. H. C. Stearns is at home
again.
Mrs. Sarah. c. Burbeck, SO years
of age, is very sick with pneumonia.
Mrs. Henry Talbert is visiting her
cousin Julia in Laconia, N. H., and
Mrs. Abbie Whiting is keeping
house for them.
5. T. Page and wife have return
ed home from Manchester, NH.
Judge Westgate has been on the
sick list for the last two weeks.
DIR. Smith of Hanover was in
town last Friday.
Our extra good sugar season is
now over.
Mary Blake visited her friend,
Bernice Underhill, last Saturday
and Sunday, in Piermont.
Mrs. L. G. circuit was guest of
Mrs. Minnie Shepard on Monday.
Our ladies for the past few weeks
have been deeply troubled by the
report, that Fast Day has been
abolished in the Granite State.
"When shall we have our ham and
eggs, pancakes and syrup" was the
troubled question. Thanks to our
Governor, it is settled, and our
housekeepers are happy, while busy
smoking hams and taking extra
good care of the hens for they know
now that Fast Day has been APP
pointed. Thursday, the 25th day
Of this month is the day for ham
and eggs, pancakes and syrup, with
out a doubt.
Mrs. Nettie Crawford is having
her barn and outbuildings newly
shingled.
Rev. j. F. DIN will take the
place of Mr. w. p. White in the
NJ. E. Church.
The Sunday School Messenger
Club held a mystery supper and
social at the Congl chapel, Wednes-
day evening. A good time was en-
joyed and neat little sum added to
their treasury.
HAVERHILL ACADEMY NOTES,
The Academy opened Monday
with 26 pupils, Winifred Morrill,
DeWitte Davis and Elsie West
gate having returned. In the even
ing theMoosilauke Club met and adj
journed the meeting until April %.
The base ball team has purchased
new suits, bases, bats, and other
paraphernalia for the coming sea-
son. This was done by the liberal
financial support of the townspeo-
pie. Practice has commenced and
things look favorable for to-mor-
row Saturday.. Come and see the
game with Woodsville.
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Mrs. W. B. Kimball
Offers For Sale
Her entire property

At West Fairlee Center. VT, cen
trally located between the Villages of
Bradford, East Corinth, Ely Station,
Post Mills, and West Fairlee Village.
The property consists of fresh and
attractive general stock of merchan-
disc, with store and dwelling, barn,
hen house, carriage house, basement
under store, and back store with fur
mace, and water that never fails. All
buildings new or in good repair and
well painted. Six acres of fine tillage
land, same cut two heavy crops of hay
last year. Six acres of wood land on
the main road and near saw mill
Church and school near. For further
particulars address
MRS. VIM. B. KIMBALL,
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WELLS RIVER

Miss Ruth Randall is teaching
school in West Newbury.
Mr.. Mcclellan is at home for a
few weeks to superintend the put
ing in of a steam shovel at the
bridge a short distance above this
place. ..
Mr.. W. H. Buck and son, Malcolm
Buck, returned Sunday a. M, from
Springfield, Mass, where the latter
spent his vacation.
Mrs. j. F. Hale and Adine Hale
returned from Lexington, Mass,
Monday.
Schools commenced last Monday.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. R. H. Sher-
win, April 3rd, a son.
Miss Muriel E. Goodwin continues
about the same as last week.
At the last regular meeting of
Corinthian Chapter, O. E. S., the
following officers were elected: w.
NJ, Mrs. Mary C. Belanger; w. p,
Mr.. Frank W. George; asso. matron,
Mrs. Harriet Sheldon; Conductor,
Miss Lolita Belanger; asso. conduc-
tor, Mamie X. Shattuck; Sec, Mrs.
Kate D. Lee; treasurer, Mrs. Mary
B. Goodwin. The following APP
pointments have been made; or
ganist, Mrs. Addie X. Bigelow;
marshal, Mrs. c. c. Deming; warder,
Mrs. Jennie R. Lyons; chaplain, Rev.
J. A. Belanger; sentinel, Geo. Ran
dali Adah, Mrs. Ella D. Buck;
Ruth, Mrs. Abby Randall; Esther,
Mrs. Clara Clark; Martha, Mrs.
Flora j. George; Electa, Mrs. Libbie
B. Wheeler. Nearly all Of the above
named were installed at a special
meeting last Monday evening.
Mrs. Clement, who has been here
with her daughter, Mrs. J. F. Shat
tuck, for two months, returned to
her home in Suncook, N. H., Thurs
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. G. Foss and Mrs.
W. H. Goodwin attended the fun
eral of Geo. F. Smith, Woodsville,
Tuesday.
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SOUTH RYFGATE

Rev. Mr.. Lee, who has been sup
plying the pulpit of the r. p. church
here, returned to his home last Mon
day.
S. F. McAllister and wife and lit
tie son spent Sunday at the home
of their parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. d.
McAllister.
Miss VIM, a demonstration of
Angelus ooffee was at Terry's store
Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday
of this week. To every purchaser
of Angelus coffee during the week
one of the very interesting and in
structive books, "Glimpses of the
San Francisco Disaster, was given.
or The Doomed City. These
books contain vivid and realistic
stories accompanied by pictures
showing the obstruction of San
Francisco in the recent earthquake
and fires.
Mr.. William Stuart is going to
move very soon in to George
Browns tenement.
j. d. McAllister went to New
bury Wednesday to attend as auc-
tioneer, the sale at Mrs. James B.
Lawrie's.
John A. McAllister of Woodsville
was at home over Sunday.
'
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WEST CORINTH.

c. L. Speare went to White
River Junction last week Thursday
on business.
Don Brown of Washington is
helping Gilbert Blake in sugaring
Rev. Mr.. Merrill from Fairlee
was here and preached last Sunday
afternoon, giving a very interesting
talk on observing the Sabbath.
Mrs. Charles Smith and son Os-
man have been in Moretown visit
ing the past week.
Lena Williams went to Berk-
shire, Vt, last Monday and Tues
day commenced teaching a four
teen weeks term of school.
Mr.. Arthur Blake of West Fair
lee visited his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
G. B. Blake the first of the week.
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MRS. VIM. B. KIMBALL,
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SOUTH NEWBURY.

Philip Hildreth had the misfor-
tune to badly sprain his ankle last
week, but is able to be about.
Mrs. E. L. Whitelaw is spending
the week at Danbury, N. H.
Mrs. John B. Smith and children
returned Sunday from visit of
several days at Newbury.
1t Is not often we see more
beautiful example of natures land
scape gardening than greeted our
surprised eyes Wednesday morning
when every available surface was
covered With a soft April snow, and
the teathery effect on tree and
bush was wondrously beautiful.
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WOMEN PAY MORE.
WHY INSURANCE COMPANIES DIS
CRIMINATE AGAINST THE
nnNTnpT L, cynN


CRIMINATE AGAINST THE
GENTLE SEX.
If one is to believe the medi.
cal examiners the reason a woman
pays more for the privilege of life
insurance is that she is much
more commonly a victim of indi-
gestiOn and stomach troubles
and the fatal ailments that spring
from these causes.
1t is not the acute attacks of
disease that influence the insur-
ance examiners alone, but the
constant feelings of weakness,
headache, Indigestion and stom-
ach trouble. These things, physi-
clans say, kill more people than
many of the serious diseases.
For curative power in all stom-
ach troubles nothing else is as
safe yet effective, nothing else
can be so thoroughly relied upon
to relieve all troubles of indiges-
ton, as Mona. 1t is unlike any
remedy heretofore known; it is
not a mere digestive tablet; it
strengthens and restores to nat
ural action the stomach and bow
els and makes complete cure
in even the worse form of stOm-
ach troubles.
j. M. Taylor sells Mona in
50-cent boxes under a guarantee
to refund the money unless it
does all that is claimed for it.
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CORINTH.

A. L. Cooke and C. NJ. Corliss
were in Bradford last Saturday.
Rev. H. E. Merrill spoke at the
Meadow house of worship last Sun
day morning and at West Corinth
in the afternoon and at CoOkeville
in the evening. His subject was
Sabbath observance.
Rev. T. d. Davies and two
daughters, Charlotte and Edyth,
went last Saturday to Cornish, n.
H, where his next field of labor is
to be. Mr.. Davies returned on
Monday and will move this week.
Miss Alice Taplin has been quite
i'll the past week.
Mrs. S. T. Little is at her old
home, assisting her sister, Mrs. o.
H. Remington through the sugar
season.
Mrs. Joseph Taplin has been very
i'll the past week. She was attended
by DR.. Hazen, and at this time is
much better. We hope she will
have a speedy recovery.
Mrs. Nettie Sargent Goodhue re-
turned to her home in Claremont,
n. H., last Monday.
Miss Helene Taplin has been
very i'll at the home of her grand
mother in Woodsyille, N. H. All
hope she may recover soon.
Mr.. Johndro cut his hand quite
badly last Tuesday at the mill on
the edger. DR.. Hazen was called
and took several stitches to close
the wound.
Just word to our young folks of
Cookeville and vicinity. 1t has
been a pleasure in the past to speak
well of you, as scholars and in every
other way, and in you lies the flu
ture of our village for good or evil
and we hope nothing will be allowed
to stand in the way of sustaining
your present good reputation.
The fact that there is at present
no settled pastor at the Center,
though much to be regretted should
not deter you from keeping up the
Sunday School and Christian En-
deavor Society which the last pas
tor and his family tried so hard to
build up and maintain. You are
smart enough and let us hope have
the courage to emulate the example
of old Barbara Fritchie who took
up the flag that the men hauled
down" and mailing it to the mast
carry forward the good work so
well begun.
1t is no time or place to talk
about creeds; the question Is sim
ply one of good morals, which alone
makes good citizens and conse
quently good Christians in the best
sense of the word. Your parents
may belong to some particular
church or no church at all, but the
writer feels confident that there is
not one of them but what will glad
ly assist you in the program here
outlined and rejoice in your Jealous
efforts towards complete success.
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FOR SALE

The undersigned will sell at
private sale the following
secondhand farming imple-
mentS.-
A 10 horse power Hoadley
horizontal engine and betting.
I ensilage cutter and carrier
pillow. 2 harrows
Moving machine Tedder
Horse rake
2 horse cultivator
2 Sleighs
About 100 bushels corn on
the cob.
Mrs. HENRY w. BAILEY
28-2 Newbury, VT.
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Newbury,
SPECIAL TOWN MEETING WARN

SPECIAL TOWN MEETING WARN
ING
The inhabitants of the town of New
bury, vt, legal voters in town School
District Meetings are hereby warned
to meet at the Chadwick Hall in New
bury Village in said town of Newbury
on Tuesday the 30tn day of April A.
d. 1907, at two o'clock in the afternoon
to act on the following articles, viz
ART. list To authorize the School
Directors to purchase site and build
a new school house in old school dis
trict No. 5, in accordance with Sec.
615 of Vermont Statutes.
ART end. To raise a tax on the
Grand List to pay for the same.
Newbury, Vt, April u, 1907. $500
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We offer our h. p. CONGRATULATIONS
gaso1ene engine, in use less than two
years in our office and in perfect con-
dition, practically as good as new, at
bargain, as we have replaced it with
electric power. Apply for price and
terms to H. E. PARKER, Manager
Bradford, VT.