The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-07-11
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yos heyer sekDouieiTt them when
oaaci gsapls see ibem
Mbor 80 wiliionsife father talked
- hasgbtiy 70 bim did yonns Soft
lip, shake shs dam "a lbo proud nam =
door troga his toii Not mach, snit-
klns d,iAi That, god dasi
Drky YoBr DAD klways goes 10
sicep Is ehn,ch. Dcorgie Ny dad has
right 10 ep - sleep Ia church 4 be
wannio. ueRives more 70 thc preacher
illan any oiier man IN TIE congregation.
The Wealthy onsl doBii want
any Insurance, I'm 10 no danger Of
dying poof The Agent Bot lei me
.splain. This u an up.,o-dhie schctue
H. insure yoa against the horrors q
dying rich.
-of course. Tommy. said the sun.
day school teacher. you'd like 70 BE- an
angel, woaldn'tyoa' Weller yes N
replied Tommy, bu, I'D like 10 wait lill
! eau be full grown angel with gray
whiskers.
Good morning. yer honor. irs
Loind enough yoz vas yesterday 10
gimme ii ihrousers I'm weArin' rs
another favor I'D be akin Of ye sorr.
WHAT thai. PATTI Agood square meal
10 help mo on EN- oui sou.
Firsi bridesmaid SAYS you com
ing out Of Durapiat's Jusi now. They
have some Infectious illueas ~ the
house. Aren't sou neryous' Second
TrAdosman- Not a Bit Old Durapiai
h. such skinlini that bowouldnt give
anything away. not even his illness.
Physician Your boy will pull
through an right he has wonderful
constitution. Mr.. Tyie-Phlsi-FmN
glad 10 hear it, doctor. In making oui
your bin, of course you will not make
me- pay for what bis constitution has
done II pulling him through.
You insurance agents are care
less bunch, growied Mr. Busyman.
You're the third that's been IN here
today, and not one Of you has shut the
door after him. That's no, careless
ness, answered the agent. On the
contrary It's matter Of procantlon.
The Count Yes, WAS almost pos
tive ~ fair girl was thinking Of me.
The Duke Then why didn't you walk
up and ssyi 4 penny FOR your
thoughis' The Couut-Too risky, mon
sicur; far too risky. ! didn't have
penny.
Mrs. Upmore making call
Why, this is your latest photograph,
isn't III It's an excellent likeness OF
you, bat il isn't 50 good Of baby.
Wasn't Mrs. Higbmus-Tbe ideal
Did you think the little darling in my
lap was babyi That's fidol
Tho mathematics professor was on
his fayorite hobby, Woman is not log
ical; she may be intuitiye, but she
lacks mans instructive exactness.
Perhaps so, conceded one woman, with
suspicious mceknoss. Now, wouldyon
say seven and five is eleven or seven
and Ave are clcycn' The mathema-
tician smiled his superiority. ! should
say the sum Of seven and iiyeis eleven,
But, returned the lady, you see, It's
twelve.
The story is told Of how little
girl had been listening intently TO her
mother reading Uncle Toms Cabin"
aloud, and finally when the story was
finished the child raised her blne eyes
qneslionmgly aud said; Why is il,
mother, that the book never mentions
Topsy's last namei My child. replied
the mother, guess she had no other
name. Oh, yes, she had, and ! know
i'll returned the little girl Well, what
was iti Why, Turvey-Topsey Tur.
yey.