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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
In New York.

New York, Aug. 12-While opera
tors decided not to strike here be-
fore Friday. officials OF the union say
the situation is critical. according 70
one. "Any bullying will result in i'm
mediate trouble"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
Saying Nothing.

Oyster Bay, Aug. 12.-The presi-
dent is saying little about the tele-
graphers' strike, and has sent no
communication TO Commissioner
Neir regarding the strike. Efforts of
NELL in making a settlement are on
his own initiative.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
FOUR MORE.

New York, Aug. i2.-Panic-
stricken when "A fishing Launch
sprunG a leak yesterday, IL
men plunged into the water of
Raritan hay. Despite the fart
all wcrr excellent swimmers,
four men drowned.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
New York's 1000 Operators
Holding Out
Messages and Newspaper
Foreign Service Are Seriously
Hampcred.
NO TROUBLE IN THIS CITY.

New York, Aug. 12.-Nine hum
dred men walked out OF the Western
Union Telegraph Office this afternoon.
The strike followed an effort to COM
pei the men To receive "A message from
strike breakers In the Chicago Office.
Over 100 men struck at the Postal.
IL is said not more than - men are
ON duty at the Western Union.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
Gompers En- Route.
Continued on Page Two)
Rcturn from Cincinnati.

The following party returned on
the steamer Georgia Lee Saturday
from Cincinnati: Mr.. and Mrs Harry
Clements, and Misses Ortense and
Rosa Thurman. Frances Burgin. Liz
zie Weis and Messrs. Jesse Thurman
and Clarence Householder.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12

Ragland. Aug. 12.-(Specian =
The six-year-old daughter of Mr.. and
Mrs. Bert Hart, of near Rossington,
fell from a wagon yesterday after
noon at 5 o'clock and broke her col
lar bone. DR.. r. Holt, of Ragland, was
called and reduced the fracture.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12

Constable A. C. shelton is able TO
be out today, his wounds having
healed sufficiently. He was shot Au-
gust s at the fair grounds by a negro
named Maybery. No definite date for
the trial has been set.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
At Columbus.

Columbus. O.. Aug. 12.-All union
operators employed by the Postal
struck in sympathy with the Western
Union operators.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
strike In Other Cities.

ST. Louis, Aug. I'm addition to
the towns already out the following
went out: Los Angeles, Colorado
Springs. Jackson, Tenn, Beaumont
Texas, Texarkana, Ark, and Charles
ton, S. c.
Gompers I'm Route.
Des Muines, Ia, Aug. 12.-Presi-
dent S. A. Gompers, of the American
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12

Lightning struck the residence OF
Mr.. Henry Rofinfi, Fourth and Adams
street, but no damage was done.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
Cabmen suffer Most.

Cabmen suffered during the rain
storm, and the rain fell so hard they
had dfficulty getting their breath.
Morgan Cruise, driver for Palmer
Transfer company, became so faint he
started to step from the cab and fell
to the ground After a short rest he
revived
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
RAIN

showers and cooler this afternoon
or tonight. Tuesday failr with modcr-
ate temperature. Highest temperature
yesterday, Ok; lowest today, as.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
Set Fire to House.

Lightning struck dangerously near
to the James Sheriff. saloon on North
Fourth street. near Broadway. and
burnt out the fans. 1t knocked down
a horse standing a few rods away but
did not injure the animal.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
Patrolman Shocked.

While Patrolman Henry Singery
was reporting to police station this
morning at Ill 10 O'Clock over the
telephone from, the Union station dur
ing the Storm lightning struck the
wire and he WIS knocked backward
and fell against railing. He was
stunned for several minutes; but he
was able to continue his duties after
ward.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
II. ;. Barnett stunned.

Lightning struck a telephone pole
at the Columbia Manufacturing com
pany plant in Mechanicsburg this
morning and going down the wire
shocked Mr.. r. S. Barnett, the former
councilman. who was using the tele-
phone at the time. The shock was
sufficient to knock him down but he
recovered shortly with only slight
bruise sustained in the fall DR.. J.
IS. Troutman happened to be near
and rendered medical assistance.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-08-12
Roof Blown or.

The wind blew so feet OF tin roof
off the Imperial Tobacco company
plant at Fifth and Clay streets. Mr..
Walter smedley, deputy county clerk,
is custodian of the warehouse for the
English firm, and telegraphed the
facts this morning. The damage is
estimated at $500. The factory has
been closed down for a year.
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aus ben S4pisrigtsiten gu finben.
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grpben Sorti6ritte unb ben Hubm.
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gu iein.
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einem mG9tieen @an5en Suiammen.
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The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
REvIvING THE DECLARATION.
President ROOseveIt'S Reference to
IL in oklahoma Proclamation.

FROM me Springfield Republican.
The most singular feature OF the ex-
ecut.ve proclamation admitting Oklahoma
into the Union was the passage calling
attention TO the fact hat the new COM
monwealth was eligible because its con-
sttution was not repugnant TO the
principles of the Declaration OF Inde-
pendence." Only a few ye.-s ago our
wise Republican statesmen were bus,
shooting holes through the Declaration
Of Independence, showing up its alb
surdihes, exposing cruelty its half
truths" and making merry with the ex-
ploded theories OF the alleged doc
trinaries OF the 18th century. Mr.
lodges speeches in this line contained
some Of his most effective utterances
Yet If Oklahoma's constitution had not
conform@d TO these principles. the
President would have megaphoned from
the White House You can't come in"
There is somthing about this stern in
sistence upon the Declaration of Inde-
pedenCe in the case OF Oklahoma. in
view of the history Of the past ten
years, that conduces TO state Of mild
and respectful mirth. II seems too good
to be true that Mr.. Roosevelt and his
party have again become the defenders
and the protectors of those immortal
truths
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
offIccholders Barred Out.

According to apparently authentic news
paper reports, the President has al last
taken hand in the third-term agitation
10 the extent of warning Federal office
holders that they are not wanted as
Roosevelt delegates to the Republican ma
tional convention. The President, Il is
stated, has no wish to see that conven-
ton packed with officeholders pledged to
him. but it does not appear that he has
indicated his position with reference to
nonnfice-holdlng delegates favorable to a
third term on this point he continues to
maintain the noncOmmittal attitude which
serves to mystify and cOnfound all the
Presidential boomers, whether third term
or other. IL may be regarded as a natural
inference from the Presidents warning,
so far as it is at present understood, that
it Will apply 10 Federal employees favor
able to the candidacy Of Taft. or Hughes,
or Fairbanks. or any other aspirant to
the Presidency. as well as TO the third
term boomers. Thus interpreted. 1t means
that Federal employees are TO be alto
gether kept out OF the national conven-
ton, which may. possibly, become some
thing other than a mere administrative
mouthpiece.
II we have correctly understood the scope
and intent Of Mr.. Roosevelts intimation
10 Federal officials il is in the highest
degree commendable. II apparently signi-
fies his desire that, if the nomination
come 10 him. II shall not come from a
packed convention. and at the price OF
prostitution OF the Federal service to per
4
employe Of the government on notice that
he is not compelled to become a Roosevelt
shOuter In order to hold his job. nor is he
expected TO neglect his duties to boost
the fortunes Of other aspiring politicians.
We wish we were sure Il meant that the
Federal machinery is not TO be used in
any way. shape. or form to further Mr.
Roosevelt's control OF the national con-
vention for purposes Of his own. but such
facts as are coming TO light concerning
the activity Of the Presidents appointees
in fixing things" so that the delegates.
though not placeholders. will be good
Roosevelt men, forbids any such interpre-
tation. We wish that the President might
withdraw entirely from the controversy
as 20 his successor, so that public opinion
might decide that matter normally but
we see no prospect of that. either Yet.
so far as it goes, the Presidents determi-
nation 20 exclude officeholders from the
convention is worthy Of all appreciation.
as tending to the good Of the Federal
service and the peace of mind Of all ap-
pointees who may be on the fence. Be
cause it does not altogether forbid "offen-
sive partisanship" exercised in the right
direction is no reason why it should be
approved for what 1t actually does ac-
complish
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
Mr.. Hill on the Railroads

President James J. Hill. in HIS Kansas
City address. presented the familiar
'malefactor'' theory OF the relation Of the
monetary stringency to State and Fed
eraI corporation legislation. and to the
popular agitation conducted by President
Roosevelt and others for more legisla-
ton OF the same sort Mr. Hill is not so
convincing in his exploitation of this
theory as he Is in his showing OF the
financial and physical needs of the rail-
rcads-needs which demonstrate the
doubtful expedency Of legislation that
may have the effect. Intentionally or in
cidentally, OF reducing railway income.
We may not be wholly converted 20 the
notion that mere talk has destroyed rail-
way credit. but there is a good deal m
the idea that railroads will have trouble
borrowing money If their net revenues
show diminution due TO legal reductions
in their charges for freight and pas
senger service. The railroads. as Mr.
HiH abundantly proves. must have more
equipment, more trackage. larger ter
minal facilities. and must borrow money
to provide them. Obviously, a progressive
railway policy Is Incompatible with de-
clining net revenues.
Holding these reasonable views, Mr.
Hill might have spared US a great deal
Of denunciatory language. evidently aimed
at President Roosevelt For the Presi-
dent. however strongly he may advocate
more railroad legislation, IS not an ex-
ponent Of legislation for the reduction Of
railroad revenues. In this respect his
railroad policy is fundamentally different
from that Of those who demand lower
freight and passenger rates on the ground
that the railroads are making too much
money. or are paying dividends on heavily
watered stock. Mr.. Roosevelt, IN fact.
occupies substantially the same position
as Mr.. HILL with regard 10 the necessity
for the expenditure Of immense sums In
railway extension and equipment to meet
the expanding requirements Of our in
ternal commerce. He holds that II is
Of more Importance that the efficiency Of
common carriers be increased than that
their rates Of service be lowered. We
fail 70 observe any acknowledgment OF
this important fact in the reports Of Mr..
Hills address.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
THE DEMOCRATIC PLATFORM.
A Plea for n National and Not "a Per-
SOnnI Declaration.

SohAl DecAAtThNAphs
From the Lynchburg Va) News.
II may or may not prove true that the
next Democratic convention viii again
choose Mr.. Bryan as the man best ftted
TO stand as the representative Of Democ-
racy's principles. and as best suited 10
lead its hosts in another campaign. In
dications point strongly 10 his nomIna-
ton. And it Is gratifying TO reflect that
If he be chosen. the party viii have as its
nominee man of pre-eminent ability; OF
exalted patriotism. OF character so pure
and stainless that It commands respect
even from those who most bitterly op-
pose him. The News stands second to
none in admiration Of the man-and sec
ond to none IN recognizing his striking
qualities Of leadership. and his strong
hold upon the affection and confidence Of
the Democratic masses. But il is never
theless insisted here. as II has time and
time again been insisted before that the
nominee be placed upon a sound Demo
cratic platform; one OF Democracy's own
construction; one that best reflects the
consensus Of Democratic opinion and
thought upon the leading issues Of the
the germane question here involved is
not whether the Democratic party agrees
with the opinions Of "A political leader.
but whether the leader agrees with tho
tenets Of Democracy as defined not by
him alone. but by the Democrats of the
entire nation through a majority vote
upon the floor of a national convention
We find ourselves unable 20 concur in
the opinion. that If we nominate the Ne
braskan, il should practically be left with
him 10 outline the declaration of prin-
ciples 70 be presented as the platform OF
the party in the next campaign. Ii is
yet quite recent history that Mr.. BRYAN.
through his personal insistence forced
the Democratic convention 20 place a
free silver plank IN the Democratic plat
form Of 1900. 1t is quite recent history
that Judge Parker virtually forced the
adoption Of a straight out gold plank IN
the Democratic platform of 1904 We do
not pass upon the wisdom OF either Of
these monetary declarations, but il is 70
be said that as a matter Of party SUI
premacy over the will OF an individual. a
great principle was sacrificed In both in
stances
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
An Unfinished Terminal.

The accident in one Of the tunnels
leading TO the New Union Station is an
unpleasant reminder of the unfinished
condition of the terminal. as well as
proof Of the operating difficulties attend
ant on its use before completion. Su-
perintendent Martin offers a plausible ex-
PLANTATION OF the situation. indicating that
Improvement may be expected daily. and
that within a short time there will be no
ground for complaint as to the handling
OF trains.
Thousands Of Washingtonians who have
visited the new station within the last
few days must have been surprised to
find it so far completed. and will not be
astonished 20 hear that the arrival and
departure of trains can be effected only
with considerable delay. Inconvenience.
and as Tuesdays collision shows. with
some danger. We have no doubt the
terminal authorities are doing their part
to put everything in order
But If the station itself is not com
plete what shall be said Of the street
approaches to it, with which the railroads
have nothing 10 do? There is here plenty
Of work for Congress and the District
work which ought to have been done be-
fore now. 1t should be taken up by
Congress at the earliest opportunity.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
ObIigntIon of thr Citirnn

From the Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The private citizen shares with the
highest Of the nations servants the OBJ
legation to contribute his part TO the res
toration Of that confidence which is at
the foundation Of credit. the currency and
the prosperity Of the country. Existing
conditions prove how much easier II has
been 10 destroy confidence than il Is to
create il; how slight a breath of susnicio,,
may check the wheels Of industry There
has been as yet no serious interruption
of the volume OF production. a fact that
makes it all the more imperative thar the
nation should be united in the effort 10
build up. and not to destroy.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
BREAKFAST TABLE CHAT.
Prom the Detroit Free Press
For A. THAT.

fOB II THAT.
What though the people pass il by.
And shake their heads and a that,
And say he has no chance AZ all,
The boom goes on for a that
Tor a. that and a that
Though it's obscure and a that:
Though politicians sneeT and scon.
A booms boom for a that
A silent boom Is Cortelyou's.
II plods its way. and a that;
Another boom belongs 20 Hughes.
\ likely boom, and a that
For a that and a that.
Without a band and a that:
What though the owner stands no show.
A boom's boom for a that
Phnander Knox once had a boom,
A fancy boom and a that,
To-day his friends are wrapped in gloom
He's way behind and a that
For a. that and a that,
They say he's dead and a that.
The truth remains. you must admit,
A bOOm's a boom for a that.
Bill Taft Is on the rolling sea,
4 travelling man and a that:
A likely candidate Is he
Ted's protege. and a that,
For that ard a that.
His right hand man and a that:
And though T. r. may run again
A bCom's a boom for a that
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
THIRD-TERM QUESTION.
Southern Paper Sees NO Reason for
TwO-term Limit


From the Augusta tGal Herald
With Roosevelt il is different He IS
stll comparatively a young man. with
many years intervening before he shall
reach the Oslerian age limit And Il -
claimed that ne should be reelected 20
complete the work he has begun in the
proper adjustment OF the question Of trust
regulation. II this be true. why should
he not serve another term II the people
so desire? Simply because all his pre-
decessors in Office. with one exception.
were old men when they had completed
their second terms. and. therefore. pre-
ferred to retire. should he for the reason
be held Ineligible when he is physically
quite as able now as he was when first
elected?
Gen. Grant was the only President
whom it was ever attempted 70 nominate
for third term. He was not nominated
because even his own party did not de-
sire il. Gen. Grant was not one Of our
great Presidents. and the suggestion to
nominate him for a third term did not
come from the people but from a set OF
politicians.
So long as we have free and fair cleo
tons and the Presidential term is for only
four years, there can be no reasonable OBJ
lection 70 a third term any more than a
second term
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
THE MnTIVE POWER,

What moves the wheels in Washington
Influence.
What hustles up the morning sun?
Influence.
What makes IL set at close OF day?
What disconnects us from our pay?
Or puts US IN a better way?
Influence.
What gets a man mis- daily bread?
Influence.
What keeps a roof above his head3
Influence.
What boosts us up or drags us DOWN.
What brings US more or less renown?
In short, what runs the dear old town?
influence.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-21
Enfnnt Terrible Again.

From the ST Louis Republic.
There was a company 10 dinner at Mel
les house in South Broad street, and the
diners were enjoying the first course,
which consisted of oyster soup. Nellie
made away with hers for some time in
silence, until she had nearly cleaned the
plate, when she suddenly paused, and
looking at her mother across the table.
said in a stage whisper:
Mamma. what you fink? Dere's a hair
in the soup,"
Hush. Nellie" said mamma, frown-
ing. It's nothing but a crack in the
plate"
Nellie moved the bowl Of her spoon
back and forth over the supposed crack.
and then exclaimed triumphantly:
Kin a crack mover"