Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-10-05
SBY +. +. DUNNE.
I Copyright, 1907, by II. H. Mcclure

all records. II come acrost tn At
lantic Ocean in four days. Passen-
gers that got aboard at Liverpool on
Saturday were in New York Friday
afternoon"
But that's more thin four days,
said Mr.. Henncssy.
Not be nautical time" said Mr.,
Dooley. "Ye mustn't figure II out
tn way we do on land. On land we
nlyer read that TIL Thunderbolt linz
tied has broken all records be thrav-
ellin firm New York (Harrisburg) to
Chicago (Fort Wayne) in eight
hours But with a steamboat tbs diff
ferent. We saw lot iv time OF
ayether end an what's left is tn wy
ige. TIL Cunyard lines gr-rcat
ocean greyhound or levithin Nv tn
seas has broken all records ~ thrans-
atlantic passages except thin made
be tn Germans. She has travelled
tr'm Liverpool Ga rock so far off tn
coast Nv ireland that niver see it,
to New York (Sandy Hook lightship)
IN four or five days Brittanya again
rules tn waves SO II we've amy
frinds inclined to boast about maxim
u record ask thin did they swim
aboord at Daunt's Rock an swim OF
at tn lightship. If they didn't, re-'
fuse to take of ye'er hat to thin. To
tell how long 1t takes to cross tn At
lantic compute tn elapsed time firm
hoordin house to boordin' house. It's
firm a week to ten days depindin' on
tn time we go to bed whin ye come
home. Nanny man that come over
on five-day boat has had tn divvle
Nv a time expiainin to his wife what
he did with tn other two days. No
record in transatlantic thravel
takes into account tn longest,
toughest an most dangerous part iv
tn passage, which is through tn
New York custom house.
But tbs wonderful anyhow.
IT'S wonderful that man shud
cToss tn Atlantic ocean anyhow an
it's enough to make ye dizzy to think
Nv him crossin' II in an iron boat
that looks like row " Office build
ings. TIL grand times they must've
had. All tn time they were on tn
founding pillows tn wireless lilly
Iraft kept thin in touch with home.
TIL day was whin a man got on a
boat an was lost f'r a week or ton
days Now, be hivens, through tn
wonders ~ modhern science he's
hardly settled down to cigar an u
game iv pinochle with another fugi-
tive that he's just met whin a mes
senger boy comes down tn deck on
his bicycle an hands him lilly
gram with glad tidings firm home.
TIL house is burned, tn sheriff has
levied on his furniture or tn family
are down with tn whoopin' cough.
On tn other hand we know all about
what they are doin' on boord tn lev
thin. Just as ye'er wife is thinkin'
Nv We bein wrecked on a desert ISL
and or foatin' on raft an signallin'
with red flannel undhershift she
picks up tn pa-aper an reads: TIL
life ~ tn ship is Malachi Hinnissy. II
wealthy bachelor firm Pittsburg. His
attintions to a pretty widow from
Omaha are most marked They make
handsome couple.
We'll, sir, they must've had tn
gloryus time on boord this new boat
In tn old days all ye knew about a
ship was that she left Liverpool and
landed in New York afther most
dlsthressin' wage. Now. be hiyens,
we r-read Nv tn gay life aboord her
firm day to day: TIL tie in tn bill
yard tournymint was played off last
night. TIL restaurants are crowded
nightly an great throngs are seen
in Main sthreet undhcr tn brilliant
Examinations. TIL public gardens
are in full bloom an are much fire.
guented be childher rollin' hoops and
sailin boats In tn artificial lake. Th'
autymobill speedway gives gr-reat
satisfaction. TIL opening day Nv tn
ftceplechase races was success. Tn
iliyator In tn left annex fell thirteen
stories Thursday but no wan was in
iured. TIL brokerage house iv CO.
.em an Company wint into tn hands
" receiver today. Tn failure was
due to tn refusal " tn banks to
lend amy more money on hat pools.
Tn steeple Nv tn Swedenborjan
Church is undher repair. tn Daily
Fog Horn has put in three new color
presses an will begin printin col
ored supplement Sunday next An
so II goes, II amt boat at all. It's
city,
AT least thought 1t was but Han
nigan that come over in it says it's
n boat. 'Ye must've had grand
time, says ], in this hoatin' palace
attn ye'er I'LL Nv sumchrse food an
gain at tn beautifully jooled lad
les, says |, All, says l, tn won
oilers " science that can put together
CONTINUANCE tn like Nv that says
|. It's boat says he, That's tn
O. kn IL