The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-05-26

There are a few good motor stories
Eoing the rounds lately. not the least
Interesting of which is the one OF the
fair matron who does her own driving,
but claims 70 know nothing more about
the machine than enough to turn the
crank Recently she took q party OF
friends out 10 the Country club for a
run. and on the way home the inevi-
table happened. OF course She tried
the ''sparksr." whatever dat means. y
She looked the thing over as carefully
as she knew how. At last, in despers-
tion-and a good go8n-sbe prepared
to crawl beneath the heavy machine
AS she nattened herself on the ground
her sister called out:
What do you 10 that FORE
"Oh. l don't know what they do ii
for. but lis what sll The men do when
the thing wont run was the logical
reply.
A mast interesting week with its va
ricus series of parties, its victory over
the houSecleanihg b1gaboe. and its joy
eEs spring days has just closed, and the
other even more lively and better filed.
The matrimonial baccili are lust get
ting I'm heir deddiest work and while
the hig batch Of events Of this nature
VIII come later. the week just opening
Will give a fair start 10 the tournament.
The first event II more than passing
interest will be the marriage OF Miss
Jessie Anderson 10 John Barry Sears
cg Chicago. which although 1t is TO be
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be Of great interest To the brides Salt
Lake friends II will take place next
Saturday win the nIst June roses.
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Another OF those weary sieges : in
progress. or rather there is a sort of
series Of sieges on the brides of the sea-
son. Their weil-meaning friends are
submitting them 20 all sorts Of "enteT-
iSinments,' as a pre-nuptiaI token of
he love borne them. The very evident
Consequences are worn and weary
yirl at The altar and 4 heartfelt Thank
God, that's over" from not alone her
friends. but the general public Wise
: the girl OF her mother who viii per-
nit more of this ante-nuptial attention
IN the part Of the friends. VINO are anx-
Gus sometimes only &c pay social in
iebtcdness in this way
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And. speaking OF motors: one man
EhO has recently purct ased a new one
refuses absolutely to allow his fair bet
Ter half To handle it. She was telling
his one trouble to her friends the other
Say, and she said:
II don't see why I can't run it.
have as much brains as Mrs. Blank
md she runs hers.
Yes" agreed a friend. but you see
your brains are worth more
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There was a little pink tea" in the
Press club rooIas Friday afternoon to
say farewell 10 one Kenneth G Kerr
whose departure for the land of or
anges was The cause and the occasion
thereof The decorations We're all Of
rosy red, and plenty OF hot STUFF
contributed 10 the festiyity.
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Major and Mrs Allen NJ. Smith have
been receiving much social attention in
me past few days from their friends,
both at the garrison and ia town. They
will be sadly missed from the fort v hen
hey leave the last Of the week. and
hey Will miss the friends they have
made here, seriously. too
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Mrs James L FTanken Miss Mar
Earet Park and Miss Minnie Kiese:
Eho are in Japan at present. write most
glowing accounts OF their visits to the
ga gardens OF that f1oWery land. They
have been most foTtI nate in obtaining
admission to the great cherry blossom
festival, and are being royalty enter
aln6l- DOH. RARET