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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
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A regimental pet or a company mas
COT plays a worthy and wholesome
part In army service. 1t provides an
object on which the soldier can ex-
pend affection and personal care. and
binds the men IN a common interest.
In the long list OF the various ami
mails devoted TO the camp and barracks.
Donald the deer holds a gallant
place Archibald Forbes gives bis his
tory In The Black Watch"
Donald was adopted by the Royal
HIghlanders when they were ordered
to Edinburgh Castle in 1896. He was
youngster with tiny antlers, which
did not have to be cut then, as they
were later.
When the regiment went 10 Glasgow,
Donald marched with them. Soon he
began to develop mlschievous propen-
stiles He objected strongly TO In
truders when the company was exer-
cising on Glasgow Green.
In 1898 Donald discovered his true
role. without any previous training
he took his place at the head OF the
regiment alongside Of the sergeant
major Whether marching for exer-
else, out-marching In winter, or at
guard-mounting. Donald was never abb
sent He accompanied the regiment
on all garrison heId-days. roaming of
TO feed while the manoeuvers were
1ofnr< or, r-ordorf~~x sr.r-..@t~-<- . Ill
away. but always back at his post In
time for the march, except on one oc-
casion-
He mistook his regiment, and trotted
along ahead Of the 18th He presently
discovered his error. and became IN
easy and arrogant When the com
pany turned OF to their barracks Don
aid refused to accompany them, and
the colonel ordered six men to hand
their muskets over to their comrades
and to escort the deer back to his OWL
Royal Brigade he never made a sim
| liar mistake
| When the regiment was on guard
duty at the castle Donald always wen
with II. making his way easily through
the crowd in the streets II any ons
lnterfered with him he gave chase
One sad day Donald's regiment wen
abroad, and the deer was handed oyel
to a new company. These SUCCESSOR
did not understand him They did no
give him litter for his bed or oats fol
his dinner, and he soon declared wa
against the whole regiment A bri
gade trooper hardly dared cross th'
square II Donald was In sight A
last he became 50 ul-tempered IL wa
decided to turn him loose in a park
His lordshlp who owned the estan
promised to look well after Donald'
comfort
twenty-five years later the heuten
ant-colonel Of Donald's old regimen
returned to Glasgow. and one OF tn
first things he did was to inquire afte
the company's deer The story whic
was told him was a melancholy one
From the day he was set free In III
park he declined to have anything {
do with man or beast He became 5
. fierce, and so many complaints wer
entered against him. that al the en-
Of two years he was shot
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Over on the West Side a prosperous
merchant engaged in the bottling in
dustry makes a speciality of employing
dea- mutes in his establishment. These
silent hands are reported to be more
industrious than Is usually the expert
ence with unaffected labor. On an av-
erage, the deaf mute bother earns high
er wages than his fellow workman. and
he is generally more economical than
the latter. Both in perceptive and re-
ceptive faculties the deaf mutes are
said to excel as compared with those
not so handicapped. In point Of so
briefly, the non-hearing. non-speaking
brother is reputed to set an enyiable
example.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
Wont Sell Coal.

Bellingham, July PA special to
the Herald from Vancouver, b. C.,
saws: According to British naval off,
GERS who arrived from the Orient on
the Empress of China Sunday night, er
route TO England from the China sta
ton. the japanese government ha:
placed positive embargo on the expor-
tation Of coal from japan. Operators
have been insiucrted to load no coal fol
export. and steamers are supplied will
onlv sufficient to complete the return
VOYAGE to japan. Foreign coal is alsC
being purchased.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

AN actor without fund ssDa...
some way to get a second.cIoss es 81, ID
on a line OF steamers runnIn ms s,.. ueket
seattle and San Francisco. m gs'" yer
age between these two points co -s ,o y,
the better part OF three davs a"a %
view OF the fact that bis FINANCES GU" III, u
az low ebb be solved the onast,o were re
this way: question In
The first day out he silent all a..
Keep from eating, and remained 20, ~ :,
night to keep from sleeping 1T tn ~ a. al
ond day he took physical culture n as o, sec
eises. On the third day he cor,d 1A ''.
stand the strain any longer and and no. 10.
down In the dining room and orde sn,
the best meal on board the boat
While eating this meal he con,,
In his minds eye a picture Of ea,, 's =
tne oastile In San Francisco - !, -
finishing his meal he said 10 tho n ,,'1'a
er; How much do I owe yougS a''
Nothing" replied the walter a-.
meals were included 10 your t,cLo,n
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
eRILLs PINkERToN MEN.
Haywood Attorney Says steunenbere
Murder Part of Conspiracy.

Boise, Idaho, July 24.-Forsaking
the theory Of vengeance as Orcbard,s
motive for the murder OF Ex-Governor
steunenberg. Z. F. Richardson argued
That Orchard was In the employ Of the
Pinkerton detective agency when be
killed sheunenberg and that the muir
DER was part OF conspiracy to hang
Haywood.
This sudden departure was followed
by tremendous denunciation OF Can
tain James Mcfarland and the Pinker-
tons and passionate yituperat'on oil
Orchard, Governor Cooling, Of Idaho.
Senator Borah and Governor Peabody,
Of Colombo, in fact, all who have acted
on the side Of the prosecution of HAY.
wood came ia fer share Of Richard.
sons peroration.
Mr.. Richardson, having spoken foi
nearly nine hours, wound up By plead
ing with the jury not to convict Hay.
wood on the testimony Of the self-con
iessed criminal, Orchard, whose test
mony, he said, had not been corrobor
ated by any testimony standing by IL
self and unsupported by Orchard, t
connect Haywood with any eonspirac,
to commit crime. Mr.. Richardson
charged the Pinkerton detective agenc,
with a systematic plot to secure thl
conviction Of Haywood. Meyer and Pet
tiDone as means to the desired ex
termination of the Western. Federation
Of Miners.
Clarence barrow will commence hi
argument in Haywood's behalf whel
court meets this morning. 1t is ex
pected that he will require two days T.
close for the defense.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
creat COTTON strike Begins.

Moscow. July 24.-The strike of the
men employed in the cotton mills OF
the sava MoIosoff company at 0riecko-
vozue, in Vladimir province, has as
sumed dangerous proportions. Forty
thousand men are out. Social Demo
Gratis are bringing about sympathetic
strikes and hundreds of thousands may
be involved. The movement is accom-
panied by violent political agitation.
Several big meetings were held in the
suburbs Yesterday. Troops were sum-
moned and had to fire before the crowds
dispersed. Many were arrested
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
Change Motive Power9

Washington, July 25.-The Forest
service today issued permit to allow
the Northern railroad to erect two dams
and two power plants in the Yakima
division Of the Washington forest re-
serve for the purpose Of generating cleo
tricity by utilizing the water power on
which il had filed. This is taken to
mean that the Great Northern is pre-
naring 10 substitute electricity Tor
steam on part Of its road, this change
having been limited at by representa-
tives OF the Great Northern before the
Interstate Commerce commission.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
WILD MUSTARD AND cREss.
Punzent Plants of Woodlands and
Meadows in sprfngtfme-

Punzent Plants of Woodlands and
Meadows in sprinEttme.
Natures vegetable antidote for
spring fever is the mustard tribe. which
plays an important role in the spring
Cora and furnishes a tonic TO systems
wearied with the monOtony OF winter
fare. To this fiery family belongs the
first spring blossom OF our middle
States-the little whitlow grass whose
tiny white flowers speckle the brown
turf OF old fields In March
Better known TO the average coun-
try rambler Is that companion Of the
hepatica In rich woods-the pepper
root, whose dropping white or rose
colored bells are among the lovellest OF
all our early spring flowers This plant
has a tuberous, creeping root, contract
ed at intervals so as somewhat TO re-
semble a short necklace
The peppery quality Of the root.
which is tender and delicate Ike a
young radlsh, gives TO the plant Its
common name. and no spring picnic in
the backwoods Is complete without It's
salad OF fresh-pulled pepper root One
species found In mountainous districts
has knotted root stocks foot long and
Is sometimes called crinkle root
Another OF the wild mustard tribe
with beautiful flowers Is the bitter
cress. Of which several species are ma
tive to our wet meadows and brooks
The conmonest blooms from April to
June. It's clusters OF large, white four
petaled blossoms making Irresistible
posles about cool springs and along
field runnels
The European cuckoo flower Is 6
species OF bitter cress. but while In
digenous to some northern States II
rather rare. Its snowy flowers. Ike
miniature white smocks hung out e
bleach-as was the annual spring Gus
tom among rustic maids OF Shakes
peare's day-are responsible for th'
name OF -lady's smock." by which tn
plant goes in old English literature
The familiar pepper grass pluckes
for canaries Is a wild mustard, too
and is nIbbling not to be despised b.
the human lover OF pungency- So
also. is shepherds purse. that humbl
denizeu OF every waste lot and neglect
ed back yard-a plant which. according
TO Gray, enjoys the distinction OF be
ing the commonest Of weeds
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

An army pension has Just been
granted to ]. Tomlln, Of Nottingham,
England, who is now 81, and his med.
ais, granted for sevastopol, have been
replaced.
1t seems that he was invaded home
from the Crimea and granted a months
furlough. While enjoying his rest he
was stricken with typhoid fever, but
being unable to rad or write, did not
acquaint the officers Of his regiment
with his misfortune OF ask friend tc
do so. The consequence was that When
his furlough expired he was posted as
a deserter, and while on his way TO re
join was arrested.
AT Aldershot he was tried by court
martial and sentenced to be branded
with the letter 3D."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

There Is a certain Congressman u,ho
whatever authority he NAV bold IN 49, 49,
councils Of state, Is OF comparat,v sile
minor Importance In his own bouseho,S
indeed, 1t has been unkindly Intlm.+ad
tnat his wife is "the whole thlngg II
their establishment. ."
Representative and Mrs Blank b.d
been to Baltimore one afternoon WI
they left the train at Washington On =,
their return, Mrs Blank discovarod
that her umbrella, which had bean IN
trusted to the care Of her husband
was missing.
where's my umbrellaT sba do
manded.
I'm afraid I've forgotten # nv
DEAR" meekly answered the Congress.
man. 1T must still be in the train
I'm the trainw snorted the lady
And to think that the affairs Of IN.
nation are intrusted to a man Win
doesn't know enough to take care of hi,
wlfe's umbrella Success
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
Conner Case Is Decided.

Helena. Mont, July 24.-The fam
Gus Cooper land case was decided today.
He was found not guilty on the charge
Of illegally fencing land, but was found
Sniltv Of obstructing free transit over
and across the public highway. ms
Is the second time Cooper was before
tbe Federal court. The first time he
Maid a fms of $500 and passed "a hours
in Jail. This afternoon be was sen 81,
fenced to is days confinement IN tne
county jail and to pay fine of 500.
Irdoe Hunt signed the writ OF error
end fine defendant was admitted to ball
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
call. ssIie of Wooden Navy.

washington. July 26.--Aet Il !;
Secretary Newberry aeeep'S S-a nc
Of q F. Boudrow. of san tTsn $50
u - offered $4,000 for the old WOOL ,'s"s
en- . s,o0p payv ward, Marie Island re
at tne Stricken from the naval reg
eeh.H unfit for naval purposes
lster , a. was built by the gov
Inc ,,s MA in in 1s71-lS75 at kltteryl
ernmenss hos rendered creditable ser
ne. NJ in All parts of the world
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
san Cuttinx.

The stranger returned to the village
after long absence.
"And what has become Of the village
cutupT asked the stranger.
"Oh. he is grown up now" drawled
the old postmaster.
"And is he still a cut-up?"
"0h, yes. He is one OF these here
appendicitis doctorsY'-Chicago News.
All For Him.
Jgey-Your fiancee seems to have a
will OF her own.
Markley-Yes; and sometimes I half
regret that I'm not the sole beneficiary.
Philadelphia Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
L pe-ru-na Useful
for Catarrh?

Ia a list CT the ingredients Of Pc
DnO ~ admitted to any medical ex-
rrns ~ - ubatever school or nationality,
per- enld be obliged to admit without
30 VII That each one ofthem YVES ofun-
i 1919 value in chronic catarrhal dis
d0uu', md had stood the test of many
ea'e', e s~nerience in the treatment OF
ysan ,;.eases THERE CAN BE NO
sm9sp u ABOUT THIS WHAT
l p,0s Peruna IL composed ofthe most
t s...;ous and universally used herbal
slass for catarrh. Every ingredient
I' spsruna has a reputation of its own
:: . tss cure Of some phase Of catarrh.
u Parma ,sr brings to the home the COM
,1 111T Knowledge OF SEVERAL
sSru n, OF MEDICINE in the treat
0 Ssut Of catarrhal diseases; brings to
a ~ nome the scientific skill and knowl-
u. .1s. s modern pharmacist; and last
~ NJ uttuOtloast brings to the home thevast
.us Varied experience of DR.. Hartman,
: s astHb.useof catarrh remedies, aud in the
t-.atment Of catarrhal diseases.
The fact is, chronic catarrh is a dis
10 which is very prevalent. Many
ssousand people know they have
' .svonic catarrh. They have visited
s sastors over and over again, and been
IA thai their case is one of chronic
sst,rrh It may be ofthe nose, throat
,n, stomach or some other internal
, orgsn. There is no doubt as to the ma
mo mo If the disease. The only trouble
!. tbs remedy. This doctor has tried tc
curs them. That doctor has tried tx
nrecribe for them.
RIFT TINY ALL FAILED nc
BRIHa ANY RELIEF.
mr. Hartman's idea is that a catarrf
r.msdv can be made on large scale
q he Is making it; that it can be made
honestly, of the purest drugs and o
ths strictest uniformity. His idea i
thatthis remedy can besupplied direct
lyto the people, and no more be charged
for it than is necessary for tn
handling oft
No other household remedy so uni
ysrsaIly advertised carries upon tn
label the principal active constituents
showing that Peruna invites the full
inspection of the critics.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Cheyenne, Wyo., July 24--ln the
limited States District court Judge j..
Riner dismissed the case AGAINST T. i:
Mccarthy, a wealthy mining man OF
Omaha and Baxter City, Kan. who
was indicted for alleged conspiracy to
defraud the government OF valuable
eoal lands in Monarch, Wyo. The evil
Ssnce on which E. NJ. Halbrook, E. E.
Lonabaugh and Robert McPhllamey
were convicted showed that Mccarthy
had disposed Of his interest.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
,,,..,.a Nancy From President.

washington, July %. = August
r-anLe ~ Seattle. is detained in an
as 1~ in this city, pending the pro,
eurement of proof that ne has :; ieS 81
residence at Seattle. When THIS Is % 10
,sined. FRANKIE will be sent home to be De
. .A,ns over TO the state authorities for
W. ''ro Ts care. He came here last month
piOp eoiIset slOO.O 900 from the govern
u N and when he undertook 70 see
, ,,s president and demand payment ne
was taken into custody.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Don't you think" said the fox ter
rier 10 the author. that all the nara
tives about me ought 10 come under ths
head OF short StoriesT"
why that namef" asked the author
Because" replied the terrier. -as a
breed we are all examples OF abbre
Waited Baltimore American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
c.nno, convlct pr. MCGEE.

Boise, July 24.-Dr. l. L. McGee,
the witness for the defense Of W. D.
HAYWOOD, who was arrested on the
charge Of perjury, was discharged from
custody yesterday by the magistrate
before whom the preliminary hearing
was held. The justice ruled that the
evidence brought by the prosecuting
attorney was insufficient to warrant
holding MCGEE.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Grandfather" asked little Clarsncs.
did you ever swearT-
The venerable dominic became reninis-
cent, and his eyes assumed a dreamy,
pensive, far-away expression
mo, my child" he answered: ~ never
really swore. but in a moment Of ex-
element, and under strong provocation.
l once 50 far forgot myself as to utter
a fearful imprecation- l said to a man
who had tried my patience beyond endur-
ance, -Corncobs twist your hair p"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
a..,-ns lakes Vacation.

w.sn,neton. July SO.-Sen maj !
Bourne left WASHINGTON '9 pari. Md
b brief vacation at Deer s Faah, has
This is the first time the S Sens'I he ar.
been 1 ,us, u december. The protract,e,.oo
rived ln aaI' has made Washington Vs Ss
hot ,l Sps sortabie and the Senator ,.or Js
u liSsa ~ tske a short rest in NEARBY
cool resort.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

George, dear" said young Mrs. Mar
ryat, II got a recipe for a fruit cake
today that viii keep for a year"
oh" replied the husband, you
ought to keep it longer than that"
What? Keep fruit cake longer"
NO, the recipe. Mislay it some
where."-Philadelphia Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

"That Martel is really terrible
bore. He talked last night foI hours
and only stopped to cough"
"Well. 1 suppose you could get
word In edgeways thenT
Rather not, for while he was cough
ing he made signs with his hands that
he was going on afterwards. Nos
I.olcira
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

"0ne-half the world,' remarked the
man with the quotation habit, doesn't
know how the other half lives
"And it may also be stated without
puncturlng the TRUTH" rejoined the
wise guy, that three-fourths OF it
doesn't know how it lives itself"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

81 bear that you bought a horne in
the suburbs, HarkerT" INTERCEPTED the
city friend
Yes" sighed Harker. as he took a
6rmer grip on the lawn mower and
basket Of seeds
And also heard that Il Is right
up to date. Why, they say It even has
subceliars."
-No, submarine cellars. They are
under water most Of the time"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Bacon-They say there are over
million species OF insects in the world
Egbert-That's no news 10 me. Don't
you suppose l ever went TO Sunday
school picnic in the odsf-Yonkers
Statesman
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

The ''perfessor" was assuring his au-
ditorS that the strange animal they
now beheld was the only one OF it's
kind In captivity. A mild-mannered
man edged his way TO the front and
waited for a pause In the oratory.
is this an amphibious animaly' be
asked. timidly. when his chance came.
--AmphibiousT re.orted the -perfes-
sor-" -Amphibious nothing Why. he'd
bite you In a minute. Kansas City
Tfmea
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

The Mikado' was suppressed in
London out OF Difference 10 the feelings
Of the japanese; wasn't that sillyY
~Oh. don't know; perhaps q bunch
Of amateurs were playing it"-Houston
Post
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
nInt

cutting-I suppose it did make you
feel mean
Dubbs-well. I should sayl Why. 1
felt like a plugged nickel
Cutting-Ah. but what blessing II
Is that we never feel quite as bad as
we look.-Phlladelphia Press.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
n..l Carriers at kerbY.

Mas WASH has been appointed resu ,,ra
Howard e no" Howard substitute, rur"'
S arr,er. route 1 at Kelly ore'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

1t was the travellers first visit to
Butte.
I've always wanted to see this city,"
ne said. 1T interests me in many ways.
think know nearly score of actors
that came from here"
les, sir" commented the resident
snocker. Il reckon they went from here
because they wanted to get out of the
burned town."-Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Johnny-Ths doctor says Uncle Hum
phrey has Bright's disease
His Mamma-The doctor may call IL
that II be pleases. ny dear. but you
could say Mr. Bright's disease
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

your complaint. madam" said old
DR.. GruHiy, -is very serious"
There now." triunphantly cried
the fussy woman. Il knew It"
Yes. madam. your complaint Is
chronic and there Isn't the slightest
sIlment to excuse it"-Philadelphiz
Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

AOWAHD z BURTOE.-Ass1yer ar Chemist
Le4dvlIe. Colorado specin1en prices Goi1-
Silver. Lad. q Cold Silver sc; Gold socs Liac ot
Copper, g. CYANIDE te-1s Mailing ervelop-s an1
faii price LIST seat on spplczrion Goutrol and
pre- sork solicltsd Esfsrs1esi C<roonzts Va
IouL Bz1k
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Didn't the thunder storm disturb you
last nightf"
Thunder stOrni didn't know there
was one"
You didn't7 Where on earth do you
sleepT"
Nowhere on earth I sleep within
three feet Of an elevated railway track"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03
Her Perch.

"Dld he propose to her on his
kneesT
NO, but she accepted him on them.
Houston Post
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

''They're putting out an awful lot OF
good songs these days" said Mr.. Stay
late.
"Yes?" queried Miss Patience Come
with a yawn.
ayes; there's new march song
that's great. It's fine to march to
Indeed / wish had it I'd play
II for you."-Philadelphia Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

"Nfv town." said the first traveller,
'fs Greater New York.
"Glad to know you" cried the other
"I'm from Chicago, too"
AZ say my town is Greater New
York"
"ol thought you said greater than
New York."-Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

The game OF whist woman plays Is
not a reliable index to her useful &C
complishments-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Mothers VII find Mrs wi7sloTs Soothing
syrup the bat remedy 70 use for their children
curing the eething period
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

~You seem to wear pretty good
clothes for a man who Is looking for
work. SAM"
us not looking for work, boss Ny
wife does dat ."-Yonkers Statesman
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

rlTc 81 vrus' Dance HHc an seryoas Diss.ses
Nerve Restorer- se.d for FREE q trial bottle and
treatise Dr. r H Kline. Id s11 Arch 81. Phl2.fA
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Two Kinds.
Political success" remarked one
statesman. depends a great deal on
your platform"
Yes" answered the other; the par
" platform OF artistic success and the
lecture platform for financial success /"
Washington Star.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

Il thought you told me Miss Scream
er couldn't singT
$50 / did"
But have heard her at social gath
erings myself a number Of times"
Il said she can't sing; I never said
she Observation-Disclosures American
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-03

onderestimated His Powers.
les | was out in all that storm. My
'a,n coat was soaked, and"
nut you can't soak rain coat, you
can't, hey? Here's the check for J"