The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-03-05
DRTF nv OOD
 By PHIL III. ARMSTRONG.
Hungry.

Hungry. Hungry ter hear the birds again. warblin' their sweet refrain. Hungry ter see the roses nod, Hungry ter smell tn fresh-turned sod. Filled with blooms kissed by the Hungry ter sit my tackle an sneak Ter aw hole day's fishin' in tn creek. l Hungry ter hear the blue bird call T,r his mate far down by ;te water Hungry ter to get a Dook ar' lie While the clouds go driftin., driftin by l.ungry- hungry as any:.I.ng-- Fer the sights an sounds an smells Q spring!
 Infornied. She has the automobile face" aI didn't know she owned m auto" She doesn't--but that peculiar ex- pression of hers was brought about by her making faces at people who save.'
 The Modern View. Twinkle. twinkle little jewel. Shining brightly as star. In these days of imitation How we wonder what you are.
 % % %
 DouId Have To. Does your wife always think twice before she speaks once. like she TO- solved to dor"
 q Gracious. no--she can't think in
 %s% % Eternal Feminine. "oh. popner dear" cried little May, I've found a can of gasoline" Now all you'll have to do you see. Is buy me an . aggto.Tmachine U
 Broken Reflections. A Kansas paper says Life in Kansas is the happiest this side of Heaven" Gee. and we did so want to go to Heaven.
 President Roosevelt wants to im- prove the designs on gold coins. Well, they suit us just as they are and us in their present sugiinsss." A Missouri legislator wants to pass q law fning a man fifty cents every pretty good thing for the whole country--if Uncle Joe cannon's bank account will hold out.
 Miss Nettie Metcalf of Warren. O., Is the only woman in American who has crlginated a breed of chickens Hurrah for you. Miss Nettie. You're clever as the dickens. For originating what we'll call The Nettie MstcaIf chickens. Henry Olds, assistant biologist of the laboratorv at Washington for thir- sic of birds and has written an elab- crate brochure on the subject.--Sci- entific Note.
 After readin~ the above, an Alabama country brother dashed of the follow ing:
 Pretty good. professor, We love their music, too, An I guess we ought to feel of Quite much obliged to you. We oft have heered the mockin'-
 bird. Tho haint writ much about it, But his music--honest, pom my word, We wouldn't live without it!'
 % < s
 The Weather. Sometimes it's calm and sometimes But let it shine or rain. About 1t people talk enough To make the weather yane.
 -Pittsburg Post It's vain about it's shape-you'rs righti Just take my quiet tip Open the door most any night, And see the weather strip! -cleveland Leader. I took your sage advice one night And opened wide the door; But saw no interesting sight, Wherefore I softly swore.
 Milwaukee Sentinel. Come down and see our summer girls When jocund June-time trips Across the stage, the peek-a-boos They wear are weather strips.
 Judd Lewis. Say. all we rhymesters, tell me this. From out your brainy horde, Where, oh where, oh; tell me, where Where does the weather-board?
 ID. H. A. To which some clever reader of The Advertiser sends me the following: Where does the weather board The weather boards in every house On either side the street, And at the table all day long
 --S. H. T..