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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Governor Swettenham's ears are
probably tingling day and night.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Some congressman earn $500 a year
and some do not earn rs cents.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Mr. Shonts creates the impression
that he resigned simply because he
wanted to.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Harry Thaw is monopolizing the
front page, with a turnover.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

The movement in favor of called
session of the general conference of
the Methodist church is spreading and
Birmingham expects as a right to be
the locality of the called session. The
called session should tread in the foot
steps of the regular session. The big
Methodist organization sadly needs
more bishops TO take the place of the
dead and incapacitated.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Luckily for the bosses, political ma
chimes work better than the flying
variety.
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PRESS POINTS

Washington Herald: With one accord
the entire universe agrees that one "hee
haw" from swettenham will hold 1t for
a while.
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AeJ17r,zs~

that her father In giving her away
handed the bridegroom a lemon.
PUBLICITY.
ANY old thing to advertise"
That is the cry today.
Sail balloon or live on a raft
Any old ruse that will pay.
Curious bids for cheap renown,
Freaks on the printed page,
Clever CONSTITUENCIES, here and there
Public attention engage.
ANY old thing to advertise"
Forcing the people to talk,
Oddities shown in the lives we lead,
Nothing at which we will balk
Even the poets the habit have,
Prating about themselves,
Saying to readers, Put all of my books
On your library shelves"
ANY old thing to advertise"
Nothing that hasn't been tried.
Counting the light so zealously
RODS us of manners and pride
flushing and pulling necessarily,
Striving for notice and place,
Blatant conceit is the ruling display,
Modesty covers her face.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27
Senator lines, Biennial Bill

The bill Of Senator Jones of Camden
county providing for biennial sessions
has been taken from the adverse cal
endar, and the subject is fairly before
the legislature, Let us hope it will be
given treatment without prejudice or
preconceived notions.
If the power behind the quadrennial
session scheme in the constitutional
convention of 1901 should be made
known few would favor a continuance
of the plan.
But aside from all underground in
fluences the matter should be referred
to the people. The democratic state
committee spoke plainly in favor of
the referendum, and the constitution
makers of 1901 anticipated and actu-
ally invited changes in the constitu
ton. They know the instrument they
had drawn up was far from perfect,
and they expected time to better it.
For that purpose they made the road
to amendments smooth and easy.
The question relates not so much to
the time between sessions as it does
to a reference of the subject to the
people for decision. The legislator
who votes against referring the sub
jeet to the people simply says the peo-
Pile are unintelligent and untrust-
worthy. He ignores the referendum
which the last democratic state con-
vention commended, and he spurns the
recommendation of Governor Conner.
He says crude legislation is better
than well-considered laws that will
stand all tests in the courts, and he de-
clares against an unchecked develop
ment of the state. He is a stand
patter that outdoes even his compeers
in the Dingley trusts, because he saves
the state no money, for Governor
Conner will be compelled to summon
special sessions of the legislature.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Red neckties can now be worn in
Germany, the election having taken
place.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Senator Depew says that he seemed to
have struck something last year. He
did. 1t was a chute.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

An Ohio woman claims that she went
to Heaven. What in the world is she
doing back here?
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27
LITERARY NOTES.

LITERARY NOTES.
]. Flickers Is planning to run
his new motor car, the Thunderer,
in the automobile contests Wednesday.
Mr.. Flickers has already broken the
worlds record for one mile. His latest
book is called "A Study in Lace"
Jack Louder is doing a little deep sea
diving now for Muggsy's magazine. Mr..
Louder says the work is great because it
gets his picture in nearly all the best
papers.
Ida Noise, the famous artistic Of ex-
pose. is doing dainty book Of verse
for Easter. Miss Noise is driving n
team of zepras on her country estate.
She says that life looks good to her.
Alfred Poser. the well known magazine
poet and author of forty-six popular
novels, stopped a friend on the street
yesterday and exclaimed in a burst OF
confidence, ITO save my life. old chap,
l can't understand what makes me do so
well in literaturer' This remark has
already become famous in the cafes.
THE LAND OF LITTLE SLEEP.
The Land of Little Sleep is just
place where people stay
Who have a store OF gold to spend
And hate the light of day.
A land of laughs and giddy whirls
And tinseled pleasures rare,
Where all are glad and none may show
The features of despair.
The wine is ever flowing and
Rcmorse is driven out,
As lissome, jeweled devotees
Commingle in the rout
world of sin and mockery,
Yet none may dare to weep,
For pleasure rules her subjects in
The Land of Little Sleep.
Somej people are now accusing Rookie
Teller of laying up riches in heaven.
Did you ever see anything TO beat that
man.
JUST WORD.
Don't ever pine,
Don't ever NOPE,
Don't Ever bid
Goodbye to hope.
But push ahead.
Say, do or die"
And tho you fail
Be sure you try.
"Whos name is in the papers every
day?' asks a subscriber to this column.
We guess the name of a famous pickle
manufacturer
A PAIR.
Chancellor Day and Swettenham
Make mighty team.
Lacking in all common sense,
Exc. the worlds esteem.
One s English and an ass,
'rother is fool
Who aspires by spoutns to
Boost his little school
Susie Lemon of Indiana ran off ana
got married, so there was no opportunity
Tor some chuckleheaded fool to remark
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27
OPPORTUNITY.

Hark, the Easter hail
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Incidentally, Mr.. Tillman needs no In
terlocutor to run his minstrel show.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala. post
office as second class matter under act
OF Congress March 8. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

that her father In giving her away
handed the bridegroom lemon
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27
ALABAMA PRESS

Tallassee Tri-County Weekly: BIZ
mingham has won the United States SUD-
tresury before the committee. Well, we
y,ere for birmingham all the time as soon
20 We found there was no chance for Tai
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Florence Times: Governor Jelks' ma
jority over Governor Johnston four years
ago was larger than that OF Governor
Conner last year over DR.. Cunningham.
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Daily and Sunday Age-Herald. =. $500
Daily and Sunday. per month. ~
Sunday Age-Herald, per annum... 2OO
Weekly Age-Herald. PCT annum. l.Oo
Subscriptions payable in advance.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

Washington Bureau Age-Herald 1921
G street. N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

"Whos name is in the papers every
day?' asks a subscriber to this column.
We guess the name of famous pickle
manufacturers
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-01-27

W. D. Lanier and A J. Eaton. Jr. are
the only authorized travelling repre-
sentatives of The Age-Herald in It's
circulation department.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
Alfalfa CUTTINGS.

The various cuttings Of alfalfa diff.
Ger somewhat in looks and value. The
first il always the heaviest in yield,
the stems in IL will usually be rather
coarse and there are some few weeds.
We consider il valuable feed. but II
has these two objections. The sec.
ond cutting has smaller stems. no
weeds and a very large proportion OF
leaves TO stem. This is the kind we
always try to sell The third crop has
even more leaves and generally a
more attractive appearance than the
first two. but, says Orange Judd Farm
er. unless II has matured well be.
fore cutting. 1t is not as nutritious as
the first two.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
POINTERS FOR The FARMER.

II is not too early TO start laying
out the garden-on paper-Rural
New Yorker
We regard whole oats as a danger
Gus food for cattle They often gather
in the third stomach and make
trouble
Feel blue. do you? Just take the axe
and 20 alone out into the woods and
chop for time We have found it a
good cure.
save the money you spend without
any good return and put 1t into some
good farm tool or a good farm paper
or book.-Farm Journal
"Mulberries" is the title OF bulletin
No. 1874 issued by the North Carolina
experiment station. at Raleigh. y. c.
Write there for a copy.
The New York department OF agri.
culture reports that sol animals SUI
fering with TUBERCULOSIS were killed
last year. The compensation was So
a22.2O. A little over 81 per COW
seems small pay.
George T. Powell. of New York. es-
,imates that the bearing orchards in
tha. state bear interest on a valuation
Of $1,000 10 1900 per acre. which at
Six per cent. would be from $40 and
$40 per acre.
II the vegetable bins show nothing
put potatoes and a few elderly tur
nips OF cabbage at this season, the
men folks may be led TO see the ad
vanages of a good garden every time
ihoy eat their dinner.-Rural New
Yorker.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Laundry work at no.ne would he
much more satisfactory II the right
Starch were used In order 10 get the
desired stiffness, II is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fneness of the fabric is
hidden behind a taste OF varying
thickness. which not only destroys the
appearance. but also affects the wear
ing quality Of the goods This trouble
can be entirely overcome by using De-
fance Starch. as II can be applied
much more thinly because OF its great
err strength than other makes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
Warned by Fish.

Many anglers have great faith In
fish as weather prophets. II storm
Is approaching. they say. the fish stop
biting. and they won't bite again until
the storm is past They also foretell
the near approach of cold weather.
Hours before Il comes fish leave the
shallow waters in-shore and seek deep
er water. which. owing 10 its depth.
will stay warm and keep an equable
temperature after the shallower and
surface waters are cold.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
1ook Sensible View Of Life.

Lindley Murray the grammarian,
native OF Pennsylvania. who died In
1926, had views of life that were
quite as correct as his principles OF
English grammar. He wrote: Il
was persuaded that a truly sincere
mind could be at no ~oss 20 discern
the Just limits between a safe and
competent portion and a dangerous
profusion OF the good things Of life.
These views OF the subject | reduced
10 practice. and terminated my mer-
camille concerns when | had acquired
a moderate competency"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Starch, like everything else, is be-
Ing constantly improved. the patent
Starches put on the market 25 years
ago are very different and Inferior TO
those Of the present day. In the lat
est discovery-Defance Starch-all in
jurious chemicals are omitted. while
the addition Of another ingredient in
vented by us. give. TO the Starch e
strength and smoothness never APP
preached by other brands.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
c,lt,vatlno BeIladorna.

A manufacturing firm has l5-acre
belladonna garden In operation near
New Brunswick The farm Is sue
cessful as far as the production OF a
pure drug is concerned. but It Is not
yet profitable enough financially 70
make many farmers abandon their
garden truck and take to cultivating
the deadly nightshade.-Country Lac
IA America
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
c.tarrh Cannot Be Cured

With LOCAL APPLIC ATOMS, A. they cannot reach
the seat OF the disease Catarrh Is blood or oons,.
tutions disease and in order 20 cure u y,u
internal remedies Hafe Cstarrh Ourei taAeh IN.
ternally and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hairs Catarrh Cure Il not Qusck ,usui.
cine ltwss prescribed by one OF the best
IN this country for years aud 10 regular pretcrph
IL Ia composed % the best tonics KNEW CON uinso
with the beat blood purifier acting directly on voc
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination 81 the
two Ingredient 4 what produces such wondcriuI re-
suits IN curing catarrh send tor iestmonlss, i'ee
F. CHENEY & co Props, Toledo, "
eold by Druggsts price 15c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
To Economic Space.

To economic space in the wagon
house and elsewhere, Farm Journal
suggests. heavy articles like wagon
beds. sleighs. ladders, etc. are often
suspended overhead Whenever this
is the case, see to II that the fasten-
ings are secure and strong enough for
the load. Don't take any risks. since
q human life may be the forfeit.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
wnrld,s Dairy Interests.

The importance OF the worlds dairy
industries is attested by the fact that
they warrant the calling OF interna-
tional congresses for discussion OF the
best methods Of dairy conduct the
third OF these having just been an
nounced for convention at The Hague
during September OF next year The
general secretary of the congress Ii
DR.. A. ]. Swaying. Of The Hague.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
Examine Farm Tools.

This is a good time to examine al
the farm tools and TO get any new
parts that may be lacking. II you wait
tin YOU want the tools. you may have
90 make several extra trips TO the
shop or store before you can go to
work II is these extra trips that
white the season away TO no ac'
count.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
Marking Bags.

How do you mark bags2 We have
tin stencil plate that We Ike. But
mother used TO stitch fathers initials
on our grain sacks with stout yarn
colored black or red. says a writer In
Farm Journal That worked well.
The letters did not wash out nor the
color run. as is the case sometimes
when paint Is used
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
The stiIe for earb-Wire Fence.

the rest. and nail two cross-pieces to
stakes on either side the fence. as
shown one can now step up one side,
over and down the other, with ease
and safety. says Farm Journal. Two
bits of board are nailed over the upper
wires. as shown, to prevent the wires
catching into ones clothes. If you
must cross such fence occasionally
Try this plan.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

ianguid, nervous and lame in the
morning. Doan's Kidney pills helped
me right away. and the great relief
that followed has been permanent
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. y. Y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Winston Churchill when he has an
important piece OF writing before him
eats very little meat and cuts his al
lowance Of tobacco In half He finds
that this regime gives unusual clarity
10 his mind.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
Money IN Motor Manufacture.

About 100000 900 is at present in
vested in England in the manufacture
OF motor wagons. About 10000 men
are employed in them. or as chauf-
feurs. etc, and their wages aggregate
SIS. 000.000 a year
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

The price of a regulation sugar
bucket. new. is 80 cents. buy empty
mincemeat buckets from my grocer
for ten cents. which. after good
scrubbing. answer the purpose JUST
as we'll. They are nice to keep meal
or flour In. too.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
POSTAGE stamp Paper.

All the paper for the millions OF
postage stamps used in the United
States is manufactured at Mechanic
Falls. Me. Once month the hrm re-
ceives requisition for l,OOO.VoV
sheets of the pap.r. and each sheet
will make 361 stamps.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
senator's wife skIIfuI HarpIs..

When Mrs W. A. Clarke. wi.e of the
Montana senator. entertsins in their
Massachusetts, avenue home Mrs.
Clark gives her guests genuine treat
in a harp recital. She is cultured
musician. especially skillful ON the
harp.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Thousands tell Of
cures made by Doan's
Kidney Pills. John c.
Coleman. a promi-
ent merchant OF
vain 8 bOrO. Ga.
says: For several
ara my kidneys
were affected. and
my back ached day
and night. l was
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

The average man dlsiikes 20 give
up his seat In a crowded car TO a wom-
an because he is afraid she viii think
ne rs trying to nirt with her
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot. sweating, callous. and swollen. aching
feet Sold by all druggists. Price 25c Don
acceptany substitute Trial package FREE.
Address Allen $ Olmsted. Le Roy. y. y
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
Poor vincaar.

The Texas experiment station has
found out of 1G samples OF vinegar
tested only three that were legal.
Scarcely any of this article is pure
cider vinegar and fit 70 use
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Especially worthy Of notice is Garfield
Tea. Natures remedy for constipation.
ck-headache. liver and kidney derange-
ments il Is made wholly OF Herbs
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
srlLE FOR sARe-wlRE FENCE.
Arrangement by Which Fence Can Be
Crossed Without Tearing Clothes.

Everyone has experienced the NUS
,nce OF trying to cross barbed wire
fence without tearing his clothes or
scratching himself The cut shows a
safe way. Let one post be longer than
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar Is
good quality all the time. Your dealer OF
Lewis Factory, Peoria III.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Garfield Tea has been famous for years
nc n remedy for constipation, liver ana
kidney diseases. Guaranteed under the
Pure Food Law.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Every time you register a protest IL
saves a lot OF trouble for the easy
going chaps who have occasion TO fol-
low in your footsteps.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Lewis Single Binder cigar richest, most
satisfying smoke on the market Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

No cord or cable can draw so
forcibly CT bind SO fast as love can
do with a single thread. burton.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do not
stain the hands OF spot the kettle. except
green and purple. Toe pea package.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

No man ever asks truthful woman
what she thinks OF him more than
once
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Never judge any mans worth By
his size a silver dollar i2 much lar
ger than "a $40 gold piece.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

When doctors disagree II Is well for
the patient 10 get mp and see If any
thing really ails him.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
oxI.yoNr .nRoMo q uININ x"

Tint - LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine. : mlsriy
named remed IS sometimes deceive The nrat and
nr,einsi Cold Tablet is WHITE PACKAGE with
black nd red Lettering. and bears the signature OF
NV GROVE U.s.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Fault finding eventually results IN .
disposition toward sel1shness.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Affection consists not in use OF
carefully prepared utterances.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
r,LrsernrprSeToI4DAys

PAZO OISTM KN1 10 gnAsanteec "a cure an, case
g.. Itch ng Hi4ud. Needing 81 frntrudlue Piles 10
Go Ia day . o. nVncy refunded. Zoe
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15
DOES YOUR BACK AcHEY
Cure the Kidneys and the Pain VIII
Never Return.

Only one sure way 10 cure an aching
back. Cure the cause. the kidneys.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-03-15

Mrs. Winsiows Soothing syrup.
For children teething. softens the gurus, reduces In
lsmmatOn allsys pain, cures wind cole sc bottle
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-19
AlWaYs Omen.

There are always two good vacan-
cies which either a man or a woman
is fitted TO fill One is the post of
hairdresser. The other is the post
of coffee maker"
The speaker an employment agent,
went on huITicdly.
IF had sons or daughters they
should all be apprenticed to hair
dressing or to coffee making. He or
she who can undulate the hair in
the marcel wave, he or she who can
make clear and rich and aromatic
coffee, may always be sure ora good
Job at a high salary.
"The hairdresser Who can put in a
fine wave that will last five days is
worth 20 a week The coffee maker
who can turn out coffee that is black
rich, clear and shimmering on the
surface with an aromatic oil should
never be content with less than 500"
New York Press.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-19

many parents with healthy children
who decide what is good for them and
then place the dishes before the little
ones and il they do not eat Of them
they get nothing, but this course of
treatment with a nervously constf-
tutsd child is injurious and more
thar apt to bring on chronic indiges-
ton.
"Of course parents must select the
dishes TO a certain extent. They
should make sure that there is plenty
of varie " in vegetables and fruits,
especially during the summer months,
when fresh ones are so plentiful.
But aside from there being a sufl-
cient number of dishes to keep the
appetite good ] should permit child
to regulate it's own diet-New York
Telegram.