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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
ELECTRIC CAR RUNS AWAY
Kills One Man and Wounds Many
Others, Some Fatally,

Kills One Man and Wounds Many
Others, Some Fatally.
Cincinnati Dec. 31.-One dead and
thirty persons injured is the result of
the wreck of a runaway electric car
on the Warsaw avenue hill line in this
city. The motOrman discovered ut the
top of the hill that he had lost control
of the car, and tried to use the emer-
Sency brake, but it failed. and the ear
ran away for distance of five blocks.
The car struck Il telegraph pole and
turned turtle, the passengers being
thrown in n heap in the mud. Hiram
Lester, a passenger, by operating the
brake on the. rear platform, probably
prevented q much worse accident. as
his action. made ut great personal risk,
reduced the speed of the car mate
rally before it left the track
Vim. III. Curnayh, Il passenger, was
killed. and the most seriously hurt
are: DAN Herman. severely wounded:
Catherine O'lIara, Il Stenographer,
seriously: j. +. Lownan, conductor.
many contusions and n severe rupture,
may die; James Hall. motorlnan, SER
ionsly: Frank Ganse. may die from
internal injuries: Geo. Wanniger. SER
ious: Mr.. and Mrs. John Henry. both
serious: Rev. DR.. Louis l. Bentley.
back broken. condition critical: Miss
Martha Bill broken leg; James Cor
coran. badly cut about head; Mr.. and
Mrs. Fred Bosiicn, both in critical con-
dition: Edna Lonsway. very badly
hurt, broken limbs: Myrtle Lonsway.
LEG broken.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
THIS YEAR 1T is THE
REGISTER AND LEADER

The tremendous growth in the
circulation of the Des Moines Daily
Register and Leader during the
past year is not surprising to judges
Of a good newspaper. The Regis
ter and Leader is first and last an
Iowa newspaper for Iowa people.
More Iowa news than any other
paper. Will print the best and
MOST complete reports Of state legis-
lature. Full Associated Press re-
ports. Unexcelled market and
sporting news pages. "Ding's'
cartoons are daily feature. A
clean and reliable newspaper for
every Iowa home.
Both the daily Register and Lea
der and the Manchester Democrat
will be sent by mail to any address
one year for $3.50.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
MOB MURDERED A LUNAT1c
That Is What the HOB Outlaws at Las
Animas, Colo, Appear Ccrtain-
" to Have Done.

Salt Lake City, Dec. 29.-Lawrence
Iceberg, the man who WAS lynched at
tody here in June last, was adjudged
insane. and was committed to the state
hospital at Provo, where he was de-
tanned until Aug. IS. That the mob
lyncled lunatic is the opinion of DIR.
Calder. superintendent of the Utah asy-
lum.
Iceberg drank to excess, and while
under the influence of liquor had Il ma
mia to set fire to anything within his
reach. The man was known here as
Lars Iceberg. Hell said to have come
from Silver City, Ida.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Clubbing Offer.

Both the Daily REGISTER AND
LEADER and the DEMOCRAT
will be sent to new subscribers from
now to January l, 1908, for only
So 80. To get full advantage OF
this offer, subscribe today. The
REGISTER AND LEADER is
without doubt, the best newspaper
published in the state. 1t gives all
the national news, all the Iowa news,
all the sporting news, and all the
market news. The big news first.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Fatal Collision in Germany.

Hamburg. Germany. Dec. 81. = An
express on the Hamburg Cologne rail
road collided with Il freight train at
0ttersberg station. Five trainmcn
were killed and four dangerously and
six Slightly injured. No passengers
We're hurt. but there was Il number of
narrow escapes. One sleeping car
crowded with passengers w&s thrown
down an enhancement.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Car Ferry Is Relleasd.

Cleveland, Dec. 31.-Thc car ferry
steamer Ashtabula, which went ashore
near Port Burwell, Ontario, on the
northern shore of Lake Erie. has been
released by tugs. The steamer is not
badly damaged.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Shetland Wool.

A curious historical legend is con-
nected with Shetland WOOL Over 300
years ago man-of-war belonging to
the Spanish armada was wrecked on
one of the islands. The sailors who
escaped taught the natives to make
brilliant dyes from roots which they
found, resembling those used for like
purposes in Spain. Those persons who
now Wear bright Shetland knit 'scom-
forters' are unconsciously wearing me-
mentos Of the "invincible" armada.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

Nashville, Tenn. Lee. -. Bishop A..
Coke Smith Of The Methodist Episcopal
church, south, died nj AslWille, n. c..
MIR Smith was elected ishnp mt the
general conference iii Dallas -four years
ago. He had been in failing health for
some time. Fluerisy was the immedi.
ate. cause of his death.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Five Unknown ,.ep KILLED.

Sacramento, Cal. Dee. 81. = Five
men, tlamps, were killed
i'll n freight wreck nj flnriston station,
4 short distance beyond Truckee. The
!ivc men who We're killed We're beating
their way on the train from Nevada
into this state. and when the smash
up occurred they We're ground to pieces
beneath the wheels and in the wreck
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
How to Avoid Appendicitis.

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipated.
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
chronic constipation by stimulating
the liver and bowels. Orino Laxa-
tive Fruit Syrup does not nauseate
or grippe and il: mild and pleasant to
take. Refuse substitutes. -Anders
q Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
An Insiduous Danger.

One Of the worst features of kid
ney trouble is that it is an insiduous
disease and before the victim realizes
his danger he may have a fatal
malady. Take Foley's Kidney Cure
at the first sign of trouble as it cor
reefs Irregularities and prevents
Bright's disease and diabetes.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

Mt. Carmel, Pa, Dec. 31.-William
Whittager, Il well-known resident of
this place, murdered his wife by cut
ting her throat with Il razor in the
presence of his own mother and that
Of his victim.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Taft and the Presidency.

Washington, Dec. 31.-ro SET him
self exactly where lie is rs to the presi-
DENTAL nomination Secretary Taft says
that his "ambition is not political;"
that he IS not seeking the presidential
nomination. that lie does mot expect
to be the Republican candidate" but
that 1t would not be true that if "the
opportunity to run for the great office
were to come to me ! should decline
ifs
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
shonts to Speak at Chicago

Washington, Dec. %. - Chairman
T. =. Shonts, of the isthmian canal
commission, will deliver an address on
the Panama canal before the Chicago
Commercial club at Panama dinner
to be given by the club the evening of
Ton oH
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
~ For your liver ana stomach ills,
Take Beacom's Picnic Pills,
They will surely do you good
They Will stimulate your blood,
And make you feel happy as u clam.
Try them. 25c. All druggists. 5otf

That's the house the Doctor built,
The biggest house you see;
Thank goodness he don't get oul
money,
For we take HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. R. A. Denton
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
A Card

This is to certify that all the
druggists are authorized to refund
your money if Foley's Honey and
Tar fails to cure your cough or cold.
1t stops the cough, heals the lungs
and prevents serious results from a
cold. Cures la grippe coughs and
prevents pneumonia and consump-
ton. Contains no opiates. The
genuine is in a yellow package. Re-
fuse Observation-Disclosures & Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

Cam Kirkwood was mixed up in
runaway Tuesday afternoon, and
he is wondering yet how he got out
of it with whole skin. A horse
owned by John Chambers got
frightened as he turned about near
his residence, slowed the buggy and
dumped John on the ground. The
animal came tearing down to Main
street. distributing pieces OF wreck
age along the way, finally running
into Martin Neiman's team which
was llitched at the bank corner.
They in turn broke loose and started
away. and Kirkwood took hand at
this iuncture. The team came about
in circle, with Cam on the inside
trying to catch the lines, bumped in
to the telephone pole at the Living
ston corner, threw Kirkwood to the
ground and horses and rig went
over him pelmell. Aside from a
bloody nose and a few buses he
came out of it somehow without SER
ious damage, but all who saw the
tangle expected to see him killed.
The Chambers rig didn't look to be
worth more than IL cents when the
pieces were got together, but even
the damage to that was not verv
much. The outcome was a lucky
one.-lIopkinton Leader.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Hangs Herself From Railway Brids

Hangs Herself From Railway Bridge.
.tekley, Ia, Dec. 2S.-I'hc body of
an unidentified Young woman, who
hanged herself from the Illinois Cen
trail railroad bridge over Beaver
creek. two miles east of here. on
Christmas night, was found by Henry
Hemb, farmer. All marks Of identi-
t'cation We're cut from The clothing,
Which was of fine texture. An I'M
signed note pinned TO the dress re-
CueSted that the body he burned. a
dress suit case had been soaked in
Kerosene and burned.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
New Intcrurbnn In Iowa.

Maquoketa, Ia, Dec. 2s.-Enginecrs
ban line between this place and Du-
buque. The road will run from Daven-
port to Dubuque. with Maquoketa as
the central point, where the power
plant will be established.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Cleveland Has indigestion Again.

OAcScAauu Illus iifN'-sSttOli ASuH'
Princeton. Pa, Dec. 29.-EX-Presi-
dent Cleveland is confined to his home
here suffering from an attack of acute
Indigestion. His physician says the
attack was brought on through lack
OF exercise. His condition is not seri-
0us.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Disturbed the Congregation.

The person who disturbed the con-
gregation last Sunday by continual
ly coughing is requested to buy a
bottle Of Foley's Honey and Tar
Anders & Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

Des Molnes, Ia, Dec. 27.-Fire
originating from a defective gas light
ing system destroyed three business
locks in Perry. The loss aggregates
sStau coo
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
BOWS This2

We ogx One Hundred Dollars
Reware " case of catarrh that
canng Ead by Halls Catarrh
F. ]. 4 CO., Toledo, o.
We, the Unassigned have known
+. j. Cheney for the last 10 years,
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and
financially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made by his firm.
wALDING, KINNAN q MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucus surfaces of the
system Testimonials sent free.
Price % cents per bottle Sold by
all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
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Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
THE NAWKEYE STATE
IeIegraphic Reports of Important
Events Occurring During
Past Few Days,
MA1n HAPPENINGS OF a WEEK
Items of Special Intorest Caught from
the Wires and Prepared for
Our Rcnders.

Des Mcines. Ia. Dec Ex-Governor
Cnmmins has given u Christmas gift
in the form of . pardon to Thomas
Smith, of Abba, Ia. who is serving II
sentence for shooting man while do
ing duty as an officer. Smith arrested
u drunken man ANA was assaulted by
hoodlums. one of whom he shot fatally.
Smith was Il life convict and convicted
of inanslaughter.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Favor simnlitled Smelling.

Des Moines, Ia, Dec. 29.-The Iowa
state teachers annual convention adj
ionrned. after adopting resolutions
favorng simplification of English
spallinG.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
How to Avoid Pneumonia,

You can avoid pneumonia and
other serious results from cold by
taking Foley's Honey and Tar. 1t
stops the cough and expels the cold
from the system as it is mildly laxa-
tive. Refuse any bat the genuine
in the yellow package.-Anders &
Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

There has been considerable ru-
NOR of late regarding tile establish
ment of a Catholic church in Hop
kinton. The rumor has been re-
,e we'd with expressions of satisfac-
ton, and the society would receive
cordial welcome and assistance
from both religious and business,
circles in Hopkinton There are
numerous Catholic families in this
vicinity who are denied the church
facilities which they SO much desire
on account of distance. Hopkinton
is the center of q rich and indus
trious community well able to sup
port a church of that denomination.
and its location here would tend to
attract new residents who are called
TO other towns by church affiliations.
The Leader trusts that the rumor
respecting the establishment of the
church is founded on fact. -Hopkin-
ton Leader.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Farm for Sale.


We offer for sale two hundred
acres Of fine farming land on Golden
Prairie, seven miles south Of Man
chester being part of the f. l.. Clark
farm to wit; The NJ of sw4 of sec. 4
and the NJ OF sci and the mel of swdd
of sec. 5 in Hazel Green township
The eighty acres in section 4 is
separated by highway from the
l2O acres in section 5. Willsell
the so, or l2O acres seperate if de-
sired by purchaser. There are no
buildings on the premises.
For terms apply to
BRONSON, CARR & Sons.
MANCHESTER, Iowa.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

will be embraced and every effort
made to carry the plan to a success
full elimination this winter-Daven-
port Democrat.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Special Announcement Regarding the
National Pure Food and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not effect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug law as it contains no opiates
or other harmful drugs, and we
recommend it as safe remedy for
children and adults.-Anders &
Philip.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
UNION PRESS FEEDERS TO JAIL
State Supreme Court sustains the
Lower Courts ri Chicagoin II
Strike Injunction Case.

Stiie supreme court SuStalnS tno
Lower Courts ri Chicago i'll
Strike Injunction Case.
Chicago. Dec. 27-Undcr IL decision
handed down by the supreme court of
Illinois four union press feeders, in
.cluding the president and secretary OF
Franklin union. will be obliged to go
to Jail for periods ranging from thirty
days to six months. The two officials
OF the union must also pay fines. This
decision ends fight in the courts
which has lasted for four years.
During the strike in 1902 OF the
members of Franklin union against
the printing shops Of the Typothetae
organization the four men violated an
injunction making it unlawful for the
piclleting of the stlike-bound establish
mcnts. Sentences and fines We're inn
posed by the lower courts. and the
unionists appealed 10 tlle state supreme
court for IL decision. The four men
who will he committed to Jail under
the decision are Charles Werner presi-
dent; John Nj. Shea. secretary; Harry
Brown and Michael Flannery.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

Mr.. and Mrs. A. L. Minkler
went to the Delaware County poor
house Monday night. Their son,
r. L Minkler, came up after them
to see that they had safe journey.
Nov we don't want our readers to
get the impression that they were
taken there for the purpose of be-
coming County charges for such is
not the case. If there ever was a
man perfectly capable of keeping
himself and family from going to
the poor house it is good old Grand
pa Minkler. His son is superin-
tendant of the poor farm and his
parents went down to spend Christ
mas, returning home yesterday
Edgewool Journal.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Local and Neighborhood News

Iowa is short 800 teachers owing
to the failure of many of the old
teachers to pass the examinations
required under the new law, says
the Dubuque Times-Journal. If
the wages had been raised along
with the requirements, the shortage
would not have existed.
On Christmas night at Manches-
ter occurred the marriage of Mrs.
Lillian Cooper of this place and
Chas. +. Hesner of Edgewood. They
will make their home at Edgewood,
where Mr.. Hesner is one Of the own
ers of the opera house and where he
has other extensive interests. Mrs.
Cooper, who has been the efficient
teacher in the second primary of
the local schools, will be greatly
missed. Strawberry Point Mail
Press.
Mrs. Kake Kelly died at the fam
lily home at A[einert. N. d., last Sat
urday after brief illness. She was
a daughter Of the late Jake Rogers
who died at Earlville about month
ago. She was married to Mr.. Kelly
November 81, 1897. The family
moved to Dakota last spring. She
.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
d. Vibl'! sA.Iasll'gl,.

The Regular and Reliable Chi
cago Specialist, who has visited
Manchester, every month since
1901, will be at the Clarence
HOUSE.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
Monday, JAM 7,

Zone day only) and return once
every 2s days. Office hours 0
m. to $50 p. m.
Independence, Gedney Hotel, Tueedsy
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

Money to Loan at Low
Rates. Hubert Carr.
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02
SHIPS TIED UP
BY BIG STRIKE
Captains Object to Companies Try
ing to Control Formers
Social Activities.

Berlin, Dec. Glowing to dis
agreements between the officers and
management of tie EanGarg shipping
companies numerous steamships are
unable TO proceed to sea. Officers, of
the German East A'ricn line, the Woer-
mann lire. Cosmos conpany's Levante
line, German Australia Steamship
company and North i.altic company
have gone on strike. declaring they re-
fuse to recognize tie right of COM
panies to interfere in their private af-
fairs.
Matters are extremely serious. rs the
companies have issued notice they will
discharge all officers who relong to the
so-cnlled captains club. Already fifty
officers Of the Hamburg shipping COM
panies have been dismissed. Steam
ship traffic is at q deadlock.
mn
Manchester Democrat. [volume] (Manchester, Iowa) 1875-1930, 1907-01-02

Reference: prexel State Bank.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-02
Res to Buy
A Home

dartns the coming year. What have been trying TO emphasize a nv
ads concerning home buying is clearly set forth In thu. fo,to,.ir, =.
ao'e from the Ladies Home journal for January, 1907.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-02
|METH0DISTS MAKE A GREATRECORD
IN MISSIONS in FAR OFF JAPAN
CLIMAX Appealed 70 HfM.
The crueifixion Led Lew Wallace to
Write "Ren Hur.r

How Lew Wallace came to write
Ben Hmr is one of the fascinating
revelations made by him In his re.
Gently published autobiography.
He had since boyhood thought oft.
ener of the story Of the Wise Men than
of any other portion of the Bible, and
in 1876 It occurred to him to write out
for n Of the magazines some Of the
ideas that had come to him.
$50 I wrote, commencing with the
meeting in the desert, numbering and
naming the three upon the authority
of the dear old tradition-monger, Faith
er Bede, and ending with the birth OF
the child in the cave by Bethlehem"
He finished the articles, and faii
them aside for a while. determined to
submit them. At this time he was
neither religious nor irreligious, in
personal belief. nor had It occurred
to him to write a book on Christ.
But one night in 1876, after listen.
ing to a discussion in regard to Chris
uanity aud the Bible, he walked
thougtfully homeward, determined to
study the subject more deeply. And
then the idea of writing his great now
el suddenly occurred to him.
81 had opening; 1t was the birth of
Christ. Could anything be more beau.
ttful? AS a mere story, the igamina.
ton Of man has conceived nothing
more crowded with poetry. mystery.
and incidents, pathetic and sublime,
nothing sweeter with human interest,
nothing so nearly a revelation of God
in person. So, too, | saw a fitting COLI
cluh.on.
Viewed purely and PROFESSIONALS
as a climax or catastrophe to be writ.
ten up to, the final scene of the last
act of a tragedy OF a tale. what could
be more studendous than the crucinx-
ion?"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-02

Directors-Geo. N. Jacobs, W..
Meredith. J. M. Hartley. Harry Shaw
w. 8. Raymond. g. d. Hutchinson
Howard r. Furbss.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-02
BOARD OF SURVEY
IS TO CONVENE
FOR THE PURPOSE OF AscER.
TANNING FACTS AND SUB.
MITTiNG OPINIONS AS
TO ARMY MATTERS.

The following special orders have
been issued from brigade headquar.
tiers Of the West Virginia National
Guard by General W. w. Scott.
/. 1t. Col. C. NJ. simms will be
relieved and Col. Charles E. Morri.
son will assume command OF the End
Infantry January list, 1907.
2. LIST Lieut.. John T. Harris, Sig.
nal Corps, will remain on duty with
the End Infantry until relieved by the
commanding officer, when he will re.
turn to duty with his company.
3. By the direction of the adjutant
general a board Of survey is hereby
ordered to convene and will report
at the adjutant generals office, Char
lesion, W. Va, at 10 o'clock a. m.
Thursday. January 3, 1907, or as soon
thereafter as practicable, for the pur-
pose OF a~scertainfng and reporting
facts, submitting opinions. and making
recommendations. upon the question
of responsibility for the loss or de
%struction of any quartermaster's or
ordnance stores for which the State
OF West Virginia is responsible to the
L. S. government.
The board will also act as a board
OF inspection to inspect such property
as shall be placed before It for con.
demnation or otherwise.
The board will verify and carefully
audit such returns as ere required by
the government relative to the States
accountability.
Detail for the board: Capt. Jack.
son Arnold, list Infantry; 1st Lieut..
G F, Templeton, End Infantry. and
End Lieut.. D. E. Miller, Signal Corps,
recorder.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-02
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

From the Chicago News.
A mar naturally hates to be short
long.
It's better to be a small success
than a big failure.
A man usually charges his poor
Judgment to bad luck.
Proof of the political pudding lies
In the size of the plums.
Running expenses go right on when
business is at a standstill.
What's the matter with the steepfe
climber as a high churchman?
Nothing seems to worry a burglar
more than a small dog with. a big
bark.
There isn't much hope for those who
look upon a church collection as a
hofd'up game.