Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-05-13
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 ''eospeI Wagon"
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who was always found at her post
 ready and willing to pull every pound
 man who was also faithful to every
 duty; a man who worked hard every
 day for the necessities of life, but who
 never failed to stand up for the cause
 of Christ wherever he might be, and
 who was always ready to pull and pull
 hard.
 The speaker then pointed out q
 child's crib on the front of the wagon,
 in which was a grown man attended
 by physician and nurse, and this
 he said represented the "church ba-
 by" In other words, the man Cor wo-
 man) who was always getting their
 feelings hurt and refusing to work
 because they imagined the preacher or some of the members had neglected Or snubbed them, forgetting that the church was their home also, and that it was as much their business to hunt up other people as it was the duty If the various members to look after them.
 MT. Haddock's witty remarks about the burdensome baby created consider Rable amusement in the audience. Then in his usual charming man. ner he passed rapidly from one char acter to another, showing the preach CT whipper" on the seat cracking his whip, this being the person who all ways criticizing and finding fault with his pastor; then the long nosed man who was called scandal scenter, whose ugly proboscis reaches out to- ward all creation; the blue livered man who was always discouraged, and went about saying, "Oh, we will never be able to do anything; so far as am concerned I have tried and tried tried, and I know we can't do any good" Next was a woman with a long tongue, whose crime, he said, of talk ing about her neighbors is the very worst that can be committed. There was another woman called "old Mrs. |Chaperone," who by her influence leads the young people away from the church to attend her various social functions. The next two figures rep resented the old ladies friends or daughters who were led away to the dance and card table. The church donkey represented the young man who hangs around the church. door, hoping to be allowed to walk home with some pretty girl. The two faced man was there, and then some more friends of "old Mrs. Chaperone" who cry out against gambling and such evils and yet give card parties and gamble for handsome prizes. There was Mrs. Neutral, who wanted, above all things, to have peace, so would say nothing against any kind of evil. There was the lodge man who allowed ais lodge to take the place of the church; the man who was formely a church member, but had drifted away; old Mrs. Pharisee; the Sunday headache man; the Sunday hunter: the aoman who had kept her letter cut "e tke church for years; the motaey who oh- jected to her child becom;.:s Cbr:s- tian; and the old fellow docking the front wheel of the ~as.n. try,og to St h; way; the "hog-man" aud the lamb ' man: the man that ou,i., back; ard the woman who threatens to leave the church if Mrs. So and So, who is not in her set" comes in, are all there.
 Mr. Paddock invited the congrega- tion to come up after the service and pick out their pictures, which many of them good humoredly did.
 Sunday evening Mir Haddock gay the first chapter of story in which several imaginary characters will en- gage in dialogue representing the real condition in the religious world.
 This promises to be a very interest ing series.
 The principal character is a young man desires to become Christian. His mother being an infidel, he goes to first one learned man and then anoth- CT, but becomes more and more con fused, until finally, upon the advice of an honest old farmer, he decides to read his Bible and do what it says do. So last night he left the young man on his way to Jerusalem. carrying . lamb upon his back.
 Thirty minutes will be devoted Teach evening to song service and some member of the choir will furnish special music. Rev. c. c. Cline favor ed the audience with one of his splen- Sunday oya,,inQ