Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-05

yo,,No Newlyved skunk into the
v .v,e late and slld into his
chair SO quietly no one noticed
-,me in. Finally he was discover
m and answered the boys hearty
" e.. with painfully weak nod.
,.,I,vad's right eve was circled
ss black. his usually neatly tied
.,,.band was awry; his hands
49, -.ens OF recent violent cleans
,5 there there bumps. bruises
pts distributed plcntifully over
.oprtenancc. Rubbing his assort-
of sore spots tenderly he be-
loulv and painfully as 81
.r.bIne and feeling his way through
,be dark
.a,ys marriage has its faws--and
.,,ss are the greatest. Yes. I've been
..r,r up--ouch--a stove We
- % over last night-phew! My
~. said hire somebody I laughed
..5 s1eered. Went TO sleep In bliss
ror-m Ignorance and was up
III, 30 get it done before came
:. rork oh. goodness! I ache boys
sche'
aHursI through breakfast and
.-5 turned my attention to the stove
rs,rs 10 was, yes, there 81 was, all
trebt aud shiny and new with five
l-gfbs of pipe-goodness gracious
S.-s ID was, just a little heater. Al
s.r lovingly / picked II up and
,arrerel with sc 20 the sitting room.
rrd o. push my way through the
,rIr missing The door and San back
rrw sumbled over the cat--I new
neu SEQ what my wife likes cats
f-aal the stove getting half
vs'sr md hammer hold. hit me in Tho
t.eh stepped on my nose and then
showed me back into the coal scuttle.
Was mot that lovely2 Yes. II was
F. nod ST.. this nose? The result
Round TWo-Grabbod the thing
su1nl The belt and got on my feet
hf1ra the count ended. IL was toss
and Wu With me- ] held my own and
backed Kid Heater into the corner
wher. ! longed to place punch
where BE- would hurt most. but know
ms DO would hurt me most. / didn't.
Round Three-Gettlng an elbow
squeeze on its throat 7 forced il TO
the r.Lht corner. and after one OF it's
feet-o-1o-oCh, peeled down my shin
SLOWLY. IL rested its Of foot on my
most tender corn. I got loose and we
we Urcstled g. the center OF the floor
board
Bouud Four-Climbed up on a
chair on top of the table and came
down hbupg all the corners on tho
way. meeting the floor on my neck.
My wife Unravcled me and ! climbed
.p again. Started putting the pipe
occthor First joint went on lovely.
IN ammiug ON second, uipped a slice
Dc the end of my finger.
Round Five Debated whether to
lu four joints together and Join
hem 90 the hole in the wall by the
fn. or TO put two on stove and two
} hole and join. While debating.
saned my elbow against two already
% the stove. They doubled up In
be- middle So did l. / beat the pipe
b earth See this eye? The result.
imc down I fen much IN the same
anucr but from a different cause.
~ wife and ! couldn't agree why /
amo down this time. 1 contended she
uNcd the chair out from under me
.eoause % amused the kitten when I
,Ned on thc table. She says L Lean
tiarer too far. Well whatever I
M overdid anyhow. The last time
J td tom nay perch. + took the count
and came 90 with my wife holding
a refum1 bottle under my nose. /
ssa iha violet garden around the it,
Ie homestead down on the farm |
remembered "a was a violet garden
because J could smell them. And Il
vas night because I saw stars.
Upon arising, / spent the next
two hours being bandaged and now
here J am. as much Of me as was
slarOd from absolute destruction.
Now my wife is lovely girl: don't