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The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Department Of the Interior, Land Office at
 Camden, Ark, Aug. i9, 1907. Notice is hereby given that
 JOHN A. HEATH of Nunley, Ark, has filed notice Of his inten- ton to make final five year proof In support of hts claim, viz: Homestead Entry NO 2t9ib tion ', Township South, Range 2y West, and that said proof will be made before Circuit Clerk of Polk County. at Mena, Ark, on DC tober I, i907
 He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon, and cuitiya- ton Of the land, viz:
 William A Heath, Thomas Heath, Ed Lewis, all of Board Camp, Ark, and Thomas Harrison Of Mena, Ark.
 II. c. Friedheim. Register.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
Onlv Ouaranteed Kidney Cure

is Smiths Sure Kidney Cure. Your druggists will refund your money if after taking one bottle you are not satisfied with results. 50 cents by Jackson Drug Go. Nov. l
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
uHsiIy satIsned.

"Notoriety Is dearer than anything else to that man"
 Yes. He's all puffed up for an hour if he happens to seq his nams iR the city directory"
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
FAR MERS' UNIONS A Roster of Local Unions, Places
 and Dates of Meeting.

officers Of unions are especially requested to notify The Star of any changes in officers, meeting times or places, thus keeping the directory up-to-date aud Of greatest possible value to the membership.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
No Field for Him.

NO FtoId toF 1IFn.
 Saw the preacher yesterday. and he says he's going to run the devil out of town" He's too late said the woman of the house. John left atsvdavf"-Atiapta Constitution
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

ROCK SPRINGS UNION NO. 8o1.
 W. II. Gibney, president; W. E. Cox. secre- tary. Meets first and second Wednesday nights Of each month. Quito, F. Q.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
4 suIrs.Eye.

He tsavagely)-I was fool when married you!
 She (sweetly)-Yes. dear. and you haven't improved . bit.--Yonkers Statesman.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

OWEN CHAPEL UNION NO. 330. W. NJ. Bunyard, president; c. w. Fisher secretary. Meets first and third Fridays of each month at 2 p. m.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
POLK cnuNTY UNION

Meets at the court house in Mena on tho 3rd Wednesday In 1907. Geo od,ipresident; N. !. Wilcox, secetary and treasurer.
 Win M. Martin, County Lecturer and Orr antzer, NJ ountain Fork, Ark.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
oDEN UNION.

RJ. Wilkinson, president; A. q. Robinson Secretary. Meets 2nd and 4th Saturdays at o'clock ?. m. Gam F. o.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

OLD COVE UNION NO. 174. P. Campbell, secretary; Meets at Old Cove school house second and fourth Saturday nights in each month.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
RUST UNION.

$. Thacksr president; l. c. Terrell, secre- tary. Meets 2nd and 4th Saturday at } ?, III. Rocky postofice
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

CHERRY HILL UNION NO. 207. F. II. Furr, president; ]. NJ. Dorongh Secretary. Meets each ist and Sd Wednesday nights. Egger F. Q.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
RANSOM UNION No. 917
ROCKY UNION.

G. W. Scott president Prof. W. K. Shinn, secretary, r. O., Mena, Ark. Meets ist and 3rd Saturdays at D. m.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

WESTvIEW UNION NO. 195. T. NJ, Hollingsworth president; w. c. Eads, secretary. Meets first and third Saturday off
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
CAIN UNION.

W. E. Radcliffe, president; VIM. Chambers, secretary. Meets Friday nights, Waters F. Q.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
HATFIELD UNION No. 26n

l.. II. Stephens, president; ]. II. Stephens secretary. Meets twice each month. oden F. o.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
LIBERTY UNION NO. 235.
CHERRY HILL uNl

Geo. Wood, president, ]. K. Wilcox seer D Iary; meets Saturday night before I'd and ith sundays. Egger r. O.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
oLIvER CHAPEL UNION.

]. A. smith, president; r. M. Green, secre- tary. Meets Tuesday nights before 2nd and 4th Sundays, Potter F. 0.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

John l.. Riding, president: J. N Wilkins, secretary. Meets at lowry school house 2d and 4th Saturdays In each month at 7:30 pm.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

RICH MOUNTAIN UNION NO. 1898. ]. z. Little, secretary. Meets every second and last Saturday in each month.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
FIDELITY UNION.

A. II. Hilton, president; A. E. Wear secre tary. Meets every Wednesday night at Board Camp school house at 7:D
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
COSSATOT UNION.

COSSATOT UNION. A. c. Higgins, president; R. D. Wood, secre- tary. Meets at Gap Springs school house every second and fourth Saturday at p. fn- Shady r. O..
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
RnARn cAMp IINInN

D. Moore, president; l. A. Cobb, secretary. Meets list and third Saturdays in each month at O clock D. m.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
COVE ITNroN.

A. &. McMahon, president; Lewis Fortner, secretary. Meets first and third Saturdays in each month.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

FOWLER UNION NO. 12S4. Willis Jones, president, Eugene A Abernathy, Meets first and third Saturdays.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
WATERS UNrOr

T. c. IIill, president; ]. B, Joplin, secretary Meets each Tuesday night Mena F. 0.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26
smith's Sure Kidney Cure,

The only guaranted kidney remedy: Buy it-try it-it costs you nothing if it fails. Price 50 cents at Jackson Drug Co. Nov. l
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

PLEASANT HILL UNION NO 1900.
 ]. A. Moore, president; ]. A. Griffin, secre- tary. Meets every other Saturday night at Hatfield postoffice.
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OZARK UNION NO. POOP. $. D. Manning, secretary.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

GRANNIss UNION NO. i73s. ". l.. Farmer, secretary.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

HOLLY GROVE UNION NO. 1542. K. l.. Dalrymple, secretary.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

OVERTURE UNION NO. 1897. Charles Burke, secretary.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-26

CENTER UNION NO. 1901. T. A. Dooley, secretary. HOLLY SPRINGS UNION NO. 2s4. J. c. Yell, secretary.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22

The suggestion has been made to the commission revising the New Yolk code that the term of enlist ment be reduced from five to three years. It was formerly seven years. It is claimed that more men would enlist for a three year term than for a five year term. But as man gives to purely military duties only about 2O4 hours a year, or in a five year term, forty-twO and a half days, it would seem extremely injudicious 10 shorten the term. says a writer in Army and Navy Life, What sort of an army would Uncle Sam have if each enlisted man was discharged at the expiration of fOrty-two days? Shortening the term will not draw an additional man. Tn states in which they have a three year term now, it is as difficult 10 recruit as in New York. The only way to attract re- cruits is to make the organized mil itia a home defense army, with per manent stations pay it for peace ser vice and abolish the civil associations with their dues, fines and assess ments. which make service cost three times as much as it should.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
Subduina Mothers Voice.

The successful merchant invited his parents to visit him in New York city. They came gladly and on the following Sabbath were escorted to a fashiona- ble church in Fifth avenue Some of the hymns were familiar. In their ren- dition the visiting pair contributed heavily. with the credit for volume in favor of the father. Although not all ways in correct time and sometimes in discord. yet the joy of this good couple leaped forth in joyous praise, and they did not see the glowering looks of nearby worshiperS or the beetlike face of their devoted son.
 Father" explained the merchant that afternoon while his mother was taking her accustomed nap, "in our churches the congregations do very lit- tie singing It is left entirely to the choir
 T know. my boy" said the old man as he lovingly placed a hand on his sons shoulder. that it was very en- barrassing to you this morning. but if I hadn't sung as loudly as I did the people would have heard your moth er''-New York Press.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22

Ireland is trying to re-estahlish it's claim to be known as the Island of
 Woods" II is interesting to know that an American importation, "Arbor day" is being made use of largely in furthering the ends of for estry. says the American Forestry as sociation. Since Arhor day started in Nebraska thirty-fve years ago its observance has spread all over the United States The tangible result in this country has been the planting of over 600,000,O00 trees. for the most part by individual school chil- dren, besides the interest aroused in animate and inanimate nature and in forestry. In Ireland similar movement is now fairly launched and is rapidly spreading throughout the country. The time set for planting trees is in the fall, instead of the spring, as in most American states, viz: the week commencing October % of each year. Last Wear d circu- lar was issued by the Irish Forestry society 10 all the bishops, clergy and public bodies urging them 10 organ. ize an Arbor day in the various dis rricts. A hearty response was re. and the support came from all sections of tho community. from peers. peasants. clergy and artisans, not emitting the school children.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
HEARD IN PASSING.

Secretary Root made 8 much bet ter record in the land of the Monte
 zumas than Teddy in the canebrakes. Philadelphia Record. Uncle Sam will mine his own coal
 in the Philippines. Now what will the divine right" coal trusters of the eastern seaboard have to say?- Fl Paso Herald.
 Is it possible that earthquake re- | corded by seismographs at Albany and Washington was really the eX- plosion of the powder factory in h. diana Buffalo Express.
 Ten thousand people are murdered in the United States every year, in- cluding, unfairly enough, few who have never played Sing Me to Sleep" on a three room fiat piano. Richmond Times-Dispatch. One of the Fall River cotton mills the other day paid a quarterly divi- dend of 6 per cent. No wonder the shoppers are finding the prices of cottons in the dry goods stores growing the prices of silks.-Roches- ter Herald
 Now they are proposing to put money on an Esperanto basis, one spesmilo being worth 100 specdekoj, and one spesdeko equaling 10 specoj. No, thanks. The plain simoleons look good enough to us.-Cincinnati Times-Star
 The smell of the moth bail fills the air along with the autumn scent of the yelloWing leaves, and the over coat and fur will be taking the place of the negligee shirt and the peeka- boo shirt waist in a few days.-El PasO Herald.
 Niagara Falls thought it sufficient identification of missing boy to de- scribe him as one who did not smoke cigarettes. This is a poor descrip- tion for Cleveland police. There are many boys here who stick virtuously to stogies,-Cleveland Leader.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
Notwithstanding the decision of

Notwithstanding the decision of the Massachusetts ballot commission, there promises 10 he TWO demoratic
 tickets in ,hc field in the Bay state.
 While a repetition of tho Massachu- setts squabblo may not occur in
 other states. it is pretfy certain that more than one democratic conyen. non will assemble in fao> with sim liar differences of opinion 10 settle. Ie rha,e differences cannor he hJr- m0nIzed 10 an, better ad,anrage
 rhan rhet were in the B., state.
 damocras,-- ce.e is hopeless Party .u,rass ..Ano, nr achieved t. cm- phaslz.n- 5rhasmonious rrincipies
 and ~crt.uz candidates To n.aaltng each o-n r. Nolem"r. >4ch s ro'lri- caI GIspIes as rbar ar Sp-ingneId tur- n.sh,y splendid onnoruuir. for an organization like tho Gn4rrerdence
 .eaeao so step in agd oarFs "T tfe nlcir uhr.r rse dogs are qr.e--s-.as over ir. aIr Hearst-~ ar-safzs,5on has n": b-ea slow to r-ofr @- ne party rps iB Massachusetts r. has a ticket of is own in rhe field. vh,~a is likely -o ar'rss- s following dss- gusted vftb inc nerfo-nar,a~ of both the old parties + has Fo.rsd a vote 0f 3s "0o. and must he cor-,d- cred sn iup0r-sur factor n % esn- pzign where there vilI ba svo d4n-- cratic ticEers- The Endaren5s-.e league viu be well organized in all the pivotal states. and ss # will probably draw much of its s're1zrh from the democratic party. rs groEth must be zer doun as a esr1- 5us menace tO demoerstic suooess in both state and national elections.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
WHY IS IT?

When your stocks are daily slunping And your finances are slim. All the magazines have stories
 With a poorhouse ending grim? When your skeleton is stalking
 From its closet home so neat, All the magazines have stories
 Which the selfsame problem treat7 When the ills that flesh is heir to Rob you of your joy and ease, All the characters are dying
 Of the very same disease? When. in short. you turn to reading As an inner world of bliss When you search for stuff to cheer you. You will read a wall like this?
 -McLandburgh Wilson in Judge
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1907.


 The Swiss federal council has ap- proved d contract passed between the minister of war and the Swiss Auto- mobile club with regard to the for nation of a corps of volunteer motor ists. The club places at the disposal of the military authorities a number of motorists and cars. During the period of service the members of this corps will have to submit to mil itary discipline and jurisdiction. The cars are to he IS to 36 horse power. The volunteers will have a special uniform and will he armed with re- volvers.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
Drevities
THE HALL OF FAME.

W. II. Shrek of Pratt is the only man in Kansas SC far as known whose name contains no vowel.
 Jean Gerardy, the famous Belgian violinist, will marry Miss Baba Mac Quade, rich young artist of Austra lia, noted for her beauty.
 Leon A. Berezuaik, native of Odes, sa, is now living in Indianapolis. He is a lawyer, a scholar, author and translator of 'Trilby" in the Russian language.
 l Mir. Salmonson, the marriage license clerk in Chicago, took rest after he had finished filling in a certificate for Kazinsieras Gumalewski and Eva Aleksandravischaite.
 Samuel French of Derby, Conn, is probably the oldest man in the state to whom a hunters license has been issued. MT. French's age, according to the license, is eighty.four.
 Calvin Dimmitt of Lone Jack, Mo, has in the last thirty-eight years serv- cd thirty terms on Jackson county ju- ries, twenty-seven terms on the regu- lar panel and one on probate, once on special and once on grand jury.
 President Nicholas Murray Butler of Columbia university on his recent trip to Berlin dined twice with Emperor William. He says the kaiser's person ality is pleasing and convinces one that he is democratic to a degree and far from being eccentric.
 Dr. B. T Burton. who for many years was a prominent practitioner in oakland, has sailed for China under a contract with the Chinese government to take charge in different provinces of the work of destroying the opium hab- 1t among government employees.
 The sultan of Turkey has seventy-on titles, among them being Abdul Ha- mid. the Externally Victorious the Externally Smiling" ''the Eternaiiy h. yincibIe.T the Distributor of Crowns to the Heroes Seated on the Thrones and the Shadow of God on Earth
 Baron Speck von Sternburg has been teaching young Kermit and Theodore Roosevelt, IT., how 10 ride. The baron learned the art of riding from the ground up. and he was hussar in the German army in the war with France He gave Mir Roosevelt many valuable points when he was organizing the rough riders
 August Belmont and his three sons are interested in turf matters, polo and yachting At Saratoga MT. Belmont occupies little box of house located in an Open court of his stables near the race track When p0lo is the sport of the day he drives in an open carriage with the saddles and brides for the ponies and harnesses them himself
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
WOOD TURNER WANTED. GEO UPHAM, Builder,
 AS South Willow Street
OUR PROBLEM CONTEST.

Have You Tried lt7-Send In Your So
 lution Today-lt's Brain Stormer.
 Here's a chance to exercise youl brains. This is problem that will keep you guessing. Get your paper and pencil ready and send in your an swer. You may be right. It will do nc harm if you are. It's a teaser, the hardest since hen and half prob. lem that puzzled all the wise ones. This is the problem:
 A dog is chasing a rabbit, and the rabbit has thirty yards start on the dog The rabbit runs at the rate of eight yards in second and the dog at the rate of ten yards a second. How long will it be before the dog catches the rabbit?
 The following are some of the an- swers received yesterday: MABEL'S ANSWER. Dear Problem Editor--In answer to your interesting problem published last week I would say the dog will catch the rabbit in one minute and eight seconds. MABEL HOW A HIGH SCHOOL BOY FIGURES Problem Editor-Let x - the rabbit and < = the dog. Then < - the dog running after. the rabbit. Now. the dog runs ten yards a second. therefore 10 < =y or < = 10. The dog will therefore catch the rabbit in ten seconds.
 HIGH SCHOOL BOY. NO HIGHER MATHEMATICS NEcEs- sARY.
 Problem Editor:
 Dear Sir-I am much interested in your dog and rabbit problem and have lost much sleep over it. The answer can be found without resort to the higher math- ematics, but the puzzle is most ingenious. The dog will catch the rabbit in just < 10 - So seconds. MATHEMATICIAN.
 A PROTEST.
 Problem Editor:
 Dear Sir-As a lover of all wild crea- lures wish to protest against the need less cruelty of your recent problem. Any one who has seen. as I have, the tortured. quivering. innocent furry thing in the cruel jaws of the savage murderer can take no delight in speeulating on the all too short term of life allotted to the in- offensive rabbit NATURE LOVER. P. s.-I hope the dog will never catch the rabbit.
 NO, THERE IS NO PRIZE.
 Problem Editor-The dog will catch the rabbit in just one minute. Thus: I0 -s =z: < @ = 60 Sixty seconds is enc minute Is there any prize for correct answer? R T. D.
 A SOLUTION FROM BOSTON.
 Problem Editor-The velocity of the dog minus the velocity of the rabbit will equal the difference of velocity between the two quzdrEpeds- The arc s1btsndsd by q chord described in an equilateraI circle having radius of thirty yards can readily be determined The dog would therefore overtake Cnot necessarily catchB the rabbit in r7IEsS-- seconds
 PUBLIC LIBRARY. AN ANSWER FROM WASHINGTON. Problem Editor
 Sir-YouT p-o5ls- Is calculated to give grossly inaccurate Meas cazcsrrf-g rzb- bits to every chEld wEo reads 1t and nay do great harm A rzbtzt doss not run bzt bounds or leaps. ard I have never k-ouu aa o-61ary rzEESt to run eight yards f1 q sec01d A jack rzh55t nay 6o 90 tut yea Eo z5- -s-zf1z a facE rzhHEt I have kfIleS tL1uSzr1s as rz5Efts z-1 never k-s- o-s to travel faster tan seven yards secoz5 @ any C-e stating ar f-r-yizg tEs c1-rrsry Is gZl-y Of d. Ehsrats Es-5zcSrv- LR J. VI. Merrill f7 PUck
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
WATERBURY FIRE ALARM.

WAlEhbuhY FlhE ALARM.
 4-Cor South Main and Grand sts.
 5-Scovill Manufacturing Co. (P)
 6-Cor Bridge and Magill sts.
 7-Exchange Place.
 S-Euclid and Roseland avenues. l2-Rogers & Bro. (P)
 13-Cor East Main and Niagara sts. 14-Cor East Main and Wolcott sts. 15-Cor High and Walnut streets. 16--Cor East Main and Cherry sts. 17-Cor East Main and Cole sts.
 2l-Cor North Elm, Kingsbu-y sts. 23-Burton street engine house. 24-Waterbury Mfg Go. (P)
 25-Cor North Main and North sts. 26-Cor Buckingham and Cooke sts. 27--Cor Grove and Prospect sts.
 2S--Cor Hillside avenue and Pine sts, 2S-Cor Ludlow and N. Willow sts. 31-Cor Bank and Grand sts.
 S2-Cor Riverside and Bank sts. 34-Cor w. Main and Watertown rd., 35-Conn. R. & L. Go car house (PI 36-Waterbury Brass Co. (P)
 37-Cor Cedar and Meadow sts. SS-Cor Grand and Field sts. 42-Cor South Main and Clay sts. 43-New England Watch Co. (P) 45-Benedict & Burnham Mfg Co (PD 46-Waterbury Buckle Go. (P) 47-Cor s. Main and Washington sts. 51-Cor Baldwin and River sts. 52-Cor Franklin end Union sts. 53-W'bury Clock Go, case f'ty. (P) 54-Rose Hill house.
 56-Cor Liberty and River sts. 57-Cor Baldwin and Stone sts. EQ-TNr .,Er 62-Cor Doolittle alley and Dublin st. 72-Cor West Main and Willow sts. 73-Cor N Willow st and Hillside av. 74-Cor Johnson and Waterville sta 142-Woleott st above Howard. 153-Cor Walnut and Wood sts. 162-Cor East Main and Welton sts l73-Poli's theater.
 212-The Platt Bros. & Co. CP) 213-Shoe Hardware Co. (Pl Zl4-W bury Clock mvt. factory. CPI z16-Cor Cherry and North Elm sta 251-Cor Round Hill and Ward sta 253-Farm street. COT St Paul. 254-Cor Etna and North Matn sts. z6l-yune Cooke and N. Main sts. ZbS-Cor Abbott and Phoenix aves z12-Grove. Central and Holmes ay. 3l1-S. N. E. Tel Co building (Pl 312-Cor Bank and Meadow sts. sIs-Randolph & Gloves. (Pl & Atwood CPl 315-American Ring Co. fP1 S16-Eleetric Light Station. TP 31s-Holmes. Booth ( Haydens Tp1 Bank and Washington zv. 322-Cor Green and N. Leonard sts. 325-Cor Wash'ton ave Portland st 324-Cor Charles and Porter sts. 325-CoT Lafayette. Washington sv. 577-Riverside Park, near brewery. Lumber and Coal Co. (Pl 41z-Traey Bro< EPl tzs-Cor Clay and Mill sts. l32-Cor Liberty and s. Main s.s. Is1-Steele 4 Johnson M'rg Co. CP1 sTz-Cor Baldwin and w.hingtoa sts ssz-Cor Baldwin and Rys sfs. TIz-Cor RidgsuOod and w-viIIs s.s
 (Pl Private
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 the City hall l-I Two strokes, fire cat rscsu. l-1-1- Three strokes IF zspu i-1-1-I-1-1-1-I-I-I Tea strokss
 euiek viii indicate a general sIsrr
 and will call the entire forcs intr
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Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
AND UPWARDS 0N EASY WEI G4
 PAYMENTS.

What's tue matter with Green" asked 1he erorery nan of the man with the copper nose, as he paid for bag of Browns Quicklrc Charcoal "Oh," replied NIr knipp, he was candidate at the election and his friends told him ho WAS inc most popular man on tb" ticket, If was to be d walkoyer; a sure clnch: nothing could beat him He bought a new hat just before the election. lie was the worst bratpn man on the ticket. His hat don't it him now, he has to put rapers in the sweat band to prevent its falling down over his cars
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
Crz. Maj

Asru--Y0ur father was an actor. v01 szvg
 BraEsey-Sure: Braziey. the trsge- dian. ron know
 Aseuu-Funny I never hesr1 of him. He Tllayed Hsn5et, I supPDseE
 Bragiey-Su-e He orizinated the PzEL-Catbozc Standard and Tines.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
She Was a Countess.

Squaggs-Say. Squiggs, is there any thing in the story that your nephew
 married a countess? Squiggs-WeIl. yes. I suppose there is. The young lady ran the adding machine in Bug
 house & Bingies Ofice.-TOledo Blade
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
Starting Him In Business

Brides Father ito his prospective son-in-law, a young lawyer)-I am not going to give my daughter a cash dowry. but have some doubtful claims for S10OO0 that I will make over to you, and you can sue on them.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
The Bzkv's Eaugt.

NurSemaid-rm going to leave. mum. Mistress - Why. what's the matterE Don't you like the babyT Nursemaid- Yes'm. but he is that afraid of a po- uceman that I can't get near one London TstIer-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
His Abssntrindedress.

Professor Cafter dinner. looking at his empty plate in a Tagel-There. we've had spinach and egg again, Ton know perfectly well Amelia, that [ can't eat fts-FIiegende Batter
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22
SzrN nirc.

DO you belfeve any of the plant o- srfo-eal kinziou would stick to man if given the chosHT
 T think the dogvocd d@-Bzlunors Azexical
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22

It's 90 much easier to conzrztuIzte . nan o1 his sIocsSs than it is to sy1- pztbi1s with hin ia his nisf0rI1oe- Chtzgo News
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-10-22

Go sstrzy and everybody kzovs #. rsforu. and nobody uil belssvo it-sL Louis GlcAe Dszocrzt