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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-02
Hay Fever and Summer Colds

Victims of hay fever will experience
great benefit by taking Foley's Honey
and Tar, as il stops difficult breathing
Immediately and heals the iniamed air
passages, and even if il should fail to
cure you il will give instant relief The
genuine is in yellow package. Grant
Holden.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-02
NOTICE OF LETTING
OF VINCENT DRAIN

Notice Is hereby given that |, G.. M. McCor-
mick. County Drain Commissioner OF the county
OF ST. Clair. State OF Michigan. will ON the 9Th
day OF August A. d., 1907, al residence OF Joe r.
Vincent W a sec 10 In the township of Green
wood at 2 o'clock In the forenoon of that day,
nprIaln drain known and unslnnnIRu ~ the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

with tennis bat while th' German Ambassadure
made faces at him through TIL window. Baron
Speck has lost wan ear f'r tn fatherland, but he
has negotiated threaty FIR tn free export iv
dachshunds into this country.
Former fav'rite Ambassadures ARE secretly
delighted with tn change, but there ar-re fears
that important divolopnints may follow TIL
Jap'nese Minister has not been himsilf since he
taught tn Prisidint jiu-jitsoo an was severely
cut be tn glass iv skylight through which he
was thrown. TIL Fr-rinch Ambassadure may go
home an his Governmint is negotyatin' with
prominent handbal player. Th' Swedish Gov
ernmint will make an attimpt to have Hacken-
schmitt riprisint Sweden at Wash 'nton. Last
night tn Prisidint was in an especially jolly
mood at tn diplomatic RECEPTION, where he
showed tn British Ambassadure a new thrip.
1t wint off very well. The Ambassadure on'y
said: My word as he sat down on an andron,
Tn Eyetalian Ambassadure is lookin' very
gloomy afther an unsuccessful attimpt to teach
tn Prisidnt new game iv cats cradle. TIL
Prisdint said it wud be all right if We used wire
cable an whoiver lost hand lost TIL game too
He is determined to establish closer relations
with tn South American raypublics an he has
challenged tn dark-hued diplomats to grand
viii nc ttihc li1luA ol uL
wanst. Til Ministers v Chile, Peru, Argentine
Brazil, Uruguay, an Icwadoor have hurridly left
town. TIL Turkish Minister has asked to be re-
leved an have his head cut off. He says he pre-
fers to die at home. TIL Prisidint is very much
pleased at tn appintmint of Oscar tn Rooshyan
Joynt as Ambassadure firm Rooshya. He thinks
he can make wan hundherd an eighty pounds be
tn time tn representative " tn Gar prsints his
credentials.
!" So We see, Hinnissy, It's no aisy thing fr tn
spilled darn' " Europeen coorts to do business
around Wash'nton, Who's this new Ambassa-
dure firm tn home " that part iv our Anglo
Saxon race that hasn't got its vote counted yet?
He's fine English gintleman " TIL old school,
firm tn north iv Ireland. A good man. He's
what they call a Liberal in England. Liberal
in England is man who believes in tn same
things that radical men in this country believe
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

says Snowfall, dash back to tn pantry an fetch
me another slice iv this here pie, an be quick
about 1t or I'll blow ye'er black head Off That
was unpleasant, but tn life gin'ray was a cheer
full wan, an if they cud read tn pa-apers they
often knew what they were don'.
" But tits all changed now. TIL Ambassadure
has no snap. He's got to keep thrained to tn
minnyt, an whin he goes up to tn White House
he wears fightin' thrunks undhor his UNIFORM
an carries tennis bats, fencin' masks, wrestlin
toys, an boxin' gloves in his bag Whin tn Pris-
idint come into office he looked tn Diplomatic
Corps over an says he: They need healthful
exercise. They ar-rc an anaen1ic lot An thin We
began to read in tn pa-apers: TIL arrival iv
Baron Speck Won Sternburg as German Arnbas-
sadure at WASN'T ton has stint thrill through
diplomatic circles. FIR a long time tn infloonce
iv Germany has been wanin'. TIL former AM
bassadure was a larned man. but TIL most exer
else he liver took was polishing his eyeglasses
Th' German Impror was in despair f'r tn
Fr-rinch Ambaasadure Moosoo Jusserand was at
tn White House ivry day conductin' important
negotiations with tennis bat in TIL back yard
Th Fr-rinchman is fine tenniser, but sthtange
to say tn Prisidint can just beat him ivry time
1t suddenly occurred to tn Kaiser to sind over
Speck, who is wan " tn best soordsmen in tn
German army. TIL change was instantaneous.
Yesterday TIL Fr-rinch Ambassadure was seen
weepin' and beatin' on tn White House dure
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

in-li5e j. Pierpont Morgan or Andrew Car
maggie. He's in favor Nv takin' TIL poor mans
money away firm TIL arrystocracy an givin' it to
tn plain rich.
don't know what his qualifications Fl tn
job ar-re. He looks pretty old to me f'r a gym
mast. He's book man an that's bad. / niver
knew amy wan byt Teddy that cud thran f'r a
foot race on lithrachoor. What did this la-ad
write, says We? He wrote book wnnst that
Hogan read, called Tn American Common
Wealth. He'll find gr-reat deal more wealth
whin he comes over mn if he goes to New York
nm stays at fash'nable hotel he'll see that it's
just as common as liver it was. l don't know
whether tits good book or bad. I niyer read
it. Hogan says tbs full iv information about
that there docymint that railroad Prsidints
an great fi-nanceers have become so much
INTERESTED in iv late, tn hat-d'ye-call-i p
TIL constitution. There amt railroad Prisi-
dint in this country that hasn't declared:
Now that We call me attintion to it, l wud
lay down me life f'r TIL dear old constitu-
ton. | like especially tn paragraph which says:
Hands off our stout railroad Prisidints, a ma
TONS pridel" Me frind Hartman is in tears
over tn outrages on tn constitution an is
thinkin' iv leavin' tn country an givin' away
all his hard, even tough-earned, money. Jim
Stillman rather thin see tn constitution NAL
treated be subpoeny sarvers is goin' abroad with
out amy flourish iv thrumpets, but undher an
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

r-read in TIL pa-apcr: Sir ALI Orkins, Consul at
Coontown on tn East Coast, is in disgrace with
TIL Governmint f'r his attentions to lady that
is considered sthrikin' brunette even in sunny
Africa. TIL Cabinet is determined to punish
him severely an ne has been appinted Ambassa-
dure to tn United States He come over here
an stayed few years. His first act on landin'
was to file gin'ral demurrer to TIL country an
its inhabitants, which he filled out in detail
later on. He wrote home to Chipping Norton
firm time to time regretting that he had nav
thin to eat but canvasback ducks an terrypin,
an that we cuddeni find amy VEGETABLE mar
row, let alone wrinkles, in this degraded coun-
thry Afther awhile he set down an snt letter
iv advice on American pollyticks to an Innocent
searcher afther th truth in tn employ iv cam
paign comfy, an thin he was allowed to 20 home
be tn first boat.
Well, Sir, twas cain an beautiful life they
led. Nawthin' to worry thin but TIL question "
dhress an Joe Cannon always beatin' thin to tn
vttles They niver were able to get in first
They thried to thrip him up, but he Jumped over
tn British Ambassadure's foot They grabbed
his coattails, but his hunger an the dimmycratic
Traditions iv what Hogan calls precedence was
too sthrong f'r thin. Whin they got into tn
dining room there he was in seat where he cud
grab tn first waiter that come along. Some iv
thin asked FIR man-iv-war to enforce their
demands f'r tn first helpin' to tn corned beef,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

assumed name. But if was tn new British AM
bassadure It's tn constitution " Tiddy Rosenfet
I'd keep me eye on. That's tn on'y wan that
don't need protection firm tn JUDICIARY.
But anyhow what difference does it make
at all? Sure, who cares who's Ambassadure?
NANNY years ago twas divve iv job. TIL
Ambassadure was part " his own country
thranspanted. Wherever he whit he
walkin' United States " America II amy wan
asked him what tn policy iv his country was
his answer was: l make it up as go along 1t
took about a wear IF hinA to rapport anything
he had done an another year to get tn reproof
back, SO he led free an riochous life, declared
war, punched Prime Ministers in tn eye, an
gin'rally misbehaved himsilf, an no wan at home
cared what he did Be tn time they knew amy
thing about it it was old news an he was up to
some other devilment.
But now how is it? Sure an Ambassadure is
about as yallyable as tilyphone op'rator. He
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

but Joe Cannon dofed thin. He said no furriner
cud get in ahead iv him. He'd had tn right kind
iv thrainin' in Vermillion County with hired
man as pacemaker. He said twas merely
matther iv tn start. He was off quicker than tn
imported gourmand, an his quick start give him
ten yards advantage over tn fastest an hun
griest man in tn Diplomatic Corps. He thought
if it wasn't f'r his rayspct fr tn Chief Ixicoo-
tive, an if he wasn't bumped an made to swerve
in tn stretch he cud run tn Prisidint himsilf to
a head.
" coorsc, Hinnissy, that was sorrow iv th'
diplomats an they had other griefs. It was hard
to dance tn two-step an escape cuttin' off their
legs with their soords, their gloves busted at
times, an now an thin Southern Congress-
man tapped wan iy thin on tn shoulder an
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

When man Is known confirmed bachelor
it means that great many girls have assisted at
his confirmation.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

guishcd statesman who owned a clothing store
an fourteen votes an no more in tn Thirteth
Congressional DISTRICT iv loway. Ii he had
amy more Votes he'd stay at home an get ilicted
Sheriff orr Coroner or to some other office "
honor.
Nayether side got tn betther iv tn other.
1t was case all around " disposin' ~ what Ar
mour wud call tn bye-product We made an
Ambassadure to Europe iv what was left over
afther tn nomnWnation " a Congressman. If
he was goin' to England he must know tn name
~ Shakespeare. be heart an have an eye r-ready
to leak at mintion " that great pote> Tn
damp climate iv tn British Isles is due to sue
cission " American Arnbassadures weepin' at
cornerstone layins an TIL openin' " hbries Win
III time come to layturn tn complimint ye'd
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20


has to make tn connections an if he listens or
cuts in he's fired. He's messenger an slow
wan firm wan Governnint to another. He goes
up to a King with sealed envelope an hands it
to him with tn remark: Sign here That night,
maybe, man raps at his durc an says: Ar-re
We TIL fellow that brought tn message this
mornin'? am Gays tn Arnbassadure, hitchin'
on his soord Then I've come to tell we to pack
yeer thrunk an go on th eight fifty-five. Yeer
benighted Governmint has asked us to come
outside If we dare an we've wired thin that We
dare"
heerd Hogan say there wac talk in tn Eng
lish pa-apers iv goin' to war with US about ia
PAM said Mr.. Hennessy "Td like to see it.
D'ye.think they will?"
TIL English pa-apers," seid Mr.. Dooley,
like our own ar-re conducted be renowned
warryors. But, do ye think if there was ony wan
butcher shop in tn city I'd thry to wreck it?"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

Ta5FTI SEE" said Mr.. Dooley, they've
t6aJaslrNi STINT ne new Ambassadure firm
|I2NIIPRss England. don't hwy tn poor
lvk4H|ll4sNS man"
R=ssa Isn't it good iob?" asked
Mr. Hennessy.
1T used to be" said Mr.. Dooley. :" 1t used to
be fine Job, if ye were tired an needed a rest.
Nawthin' to do ali day but kick because Joe
Cannon was let into dinner ahead wye an de-
,idin' wnd We wear tn green an yellow pants or
TIL pale blue knee breaches to tn White House.
Hogan says he see tn diplomats together
time in Wash'nton There was a few white men
among thin but tn rest looked like muster iy
tn Knights " tn Golden Star (colored on
Emancipation Day.
(" In thin good old times tn foreign nations
sint us f'r diplomat something they cudden't
use at home an we sint thin TIL same an
nanny iv thin. They shipped US tn mimber of
a noble but rayjooced family with mustache
that looked well on parade but bad in TIL coffee,
IN had fine flow iv conversation just tn same
as door post. We handed thin back distin-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20


;GH24iASYi der. He Immediately teegraphed u
ss---a---- Philadelphia for expert
When the latter arrived he found that tho safe.
an old-fashioned affair locked with key could
not be opened After hasty examination the
pert taking piece of wire dug out from the key a
mass OF dust and lint He then opened the safe In
the twinkling of eye The business wore
slckly smile az he asked meekly:
How much?''
"Twenty dollars"
DO any OF your FIRMS patrons here know of you,
vsit?"
Z" Not soul but yourself
Then" added the business man, here's forty
dollars I'll take 1t to be great favor II you'll hus
tie out by the first train II any in this town
knew that had paid man $50 to dig dirt out OF
key for me- I'd do another dollars worth Of
business In the whole State.
Musings on the Gentle Cynic
Even failure may be spoiled by success.
new broom and straight flush make clean
sweep.
Tho man who kicks himself goes back his bsH
friend.
Ignorance of the law excuses no one. not oven
a lawyer
Any fool can catch on. but It takes wise man
to let go.
A good hearted man carries part Of It IN hl
poc1etbook
Perhaps the world isn't as bad the people who
talk about It,
Some self-made give the impression that they
have cheated themselves.
Strategy consists of finding the enemys weak.
ness before he finds ours.
Most men Of prominence highly esteemed BY
those who don't know them.
If a man doesn't land in jail before he becomea
a millionaire he is reasonably safe.
You deny a woman one OF the greatest pleaaurea
of life when you refuse to argue with her.
The office that seeks the man isn't nearly 60
persistent the creditor on the same mission.
If the photographer took people for what they
are worth he would take some people for nothing.
The woman who looks as though she had seorot
sorrow is always interesting till she tries to tell
It to you.
When a Ia known confirmed bachelor
1T means that a great many girls have assisted at
his confirmation.
Naturally girl would rather DO beautiful than
intellectual. There moro stupid mon in the
world than blind ones
1.-THE woman who marries me-" remarked q
bachelor friend OF mine the other day. :" viii hays
to be as big fool as am"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20
-x6AAANs
The Price of Silence

ygJ1TES1l wELL-KNoWN business man in
town not far from Cincinnati discov>
|S<ERsSMNESI cred morning recently, entering
I.hgASaAyd his office. that his safe out of
;slhs2SAIyi der He Immediately telegraphed q
AL, Tor
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

Naturally girl would rather be beautiful than
intellectual. There are more stupid mon in the
world than blind ones.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

The woman who narries me-" remarked
bachelor friend OF Hne the other day. - win have
to be as big fool as am"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
GREAT BUILDERS.

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Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
EaYANiTES GATHER
IN WASHINGTON

Washington. Nov. ss.--The reg
lister OF the Raleigh hotel today
tears the names OF a score OF lead
ers OF the unterridei Democrac,
from various parts OF the country
here to take part In the love feas,
arranged for tonight In honor or VIII
liam Jennings Bryan IL is reasona-
bly, certain that the Bryan boom for
the presidency will be formally
launched at the banquet and that
many representative party leaders
VIII join In the declaration that the
Neeraskan 10 the only man who can
lead the Democratic party TO vic-
tory In the coming campaign.
Many OF the distinguished men IN
sfted have not put In an appearance
tnt there are enough here to make
this. evenings affair an enthusiastic
and fairly representative one. Sen
ator-elect John Sharpe Williams.
Democratic leader In the house OF
representatives, 10 expected to make
the principal speech OF the evening
A federal offaceholder. appoint.d
BY President Roosevelt. will act az
teastmsster. this official being Dis
trict Attorney Henry L. West. He
is-not only q Roosevelt officehoidcr
but q personal friend OF the presi-
dents and In view OF the fact tina.
Roosevelt and Bryan may possibly be
opposing candidates next year the
proposition Ii regarded as very in
terestina.
The SOLID south" Is well repre-
scented by Its Democratic leaders, and
II is expected that from the mouth
or John Sharp williams will fall
the words nominating Mr.. Bryan foi
the presidency and promising him
the support OF the reunited Dcmoc
racy. In the past the house minor
ity leader has never been counted ar
ono OF the staiwarts In the Bryan
cause. but OF late years he has shown
more enthusiasm for the Nebraskan
The Ntssissippian ia conservative
OF the old southern school. and has
seant sympathy with government
ownership and several other econom-
&c and political theories which have
been advocated by Mr.. Bryan. Re
Gently. however. Sir. williams has
shown that he Is not only willing to
accept the Nebraskan as the Demo
cratic standard bearer. but that he
Ia ready TO work for Aim with con-
eiderabic zeal.
Another famous southerner who 10
expected to display his oratorical
ability at the dinner Is Colonel John
Temple Graves. II Is not likely tina,
he viii repeat his Chattanooga fea,
OF oskins the principal guest OF the
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26

evening la lag aside bia aurbssson
and 60 10 the Democratic uataonai
convention for the purpose OF nomi-
iatlng Theodore Roosevelt for the
resideney. Colonel Graves. n II r.
ror:ed. has changed his political
ieas and affiliations somewhat since
hen. and moreover has come to BE-
eve that the president really meant
when he declared he would not
gain be a candidate.
Whether Mr.. Bryan will be really
acceptable TO the Democrats OF the
south is the principal matter being
considered By these leaders who hope
FOR victory for the party In the next
election. Opinion. ~ represented BY
he newspapers and the southern Do
litical leaders. appears to DO divided
IN this point. In Tennessee and q
Few other states q movement In OBJ
position to the Nebraskan has been
inaugurated. but does not appear TO
have gained much influential head
way. Only few influential south
ern newspapers. among which are
the Charleston News and Courier and
the Nashville American. have come
out In direct opposition to Bryan's
nomination. The Atlanta Constitu-
ton. the Birmingham Age-Heraid.
the Columbia state and other prom
snent papers have come out strongly
Tor Bryan. and declare that In doing
this they represent their constituent
cy almost to man. In Texas, Ar
kansas. Oklahoma, Louisiana and
Mississippi tho Bryan sentiment
among the Democrats Is alleged to
,e stronger than ever. C. II. Has
,ell. Oklahomas new governor, has
issued a statement In which he de-
'lares that the Democracy OF the new
state Is solid for Bryan and has new
IT considered the possibility OF any
other candidate.
In the west. according to the Bry-
IN adherents. the sentiment fayoring
he Nebraskan Is stronger than ever.
With the exception of the Roger Sui
Ivan faction. the Democracy OF I'LL
uols In said to solid for Bryan. As
surances have been received from
Ohio. Indiana and Missouri that
those states may be depended
upon to line up for the Bryan forces.
Most notably among the absentees
at tonight's banquet will be Mr..
Chamber. or New York. the dark
horse" who has recently become a
veritable nightmare to the Bryan
sdherents. While Chanler boomers
are attempting to keep on friendly
terms with the Bryan men. realizing.
that TO make An open hght on the
Sebraskan would be to ALLEVIATE their
candidate In the western states where
Bryan is still very popular, they are
also determined TO prevent any such
close relations as would be caIcu-
lated to make Cnanler appear as the
tail OF the Bryan kite. The promo
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
THE THIN AUDIENCES.

The lecturer was at his best. His
sentences sushed forth In Having Pc
RODS. re was at once witty. buoy.
ant. and bubbling. There was
music IN HIS verses. there was ca.
dence In his prose.
when he finished the thin audience
drew a long breath and arose from
It's chair.
Are you the ianitor?" the lect.
urer inquired.
The audience shook It's head.
Nope" IL answered. II amt the
5anitor. re sent me over In his
place because he didn't want TO
come. He said he heard you give
the same old yawp twenty-five years
ago"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
PILES! PILES, Pn.Esi

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Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
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Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26

l~.s ~ -sss ssSass ssials~s h~ss-i IA
bsve Chsnier here. which would give
opportunity OF forcing tho vice pro-
tdency upon him. Mr.. Chanier as
tuteiy avoided the trap. and thus
side-stepped the necessity or an
nouneins himself either for or
against Bryan.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
A CARELESS COMPUTATION

According to the secretary of the
Kentucky board OF health one-third
OF this country's funerals are unnec-
essary
well. it's a great pity he couldn't
be more explicit and let us know
which third It is"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
AN UNEMPLOYED TRIBUTE.

Boston claims n cook who in for
~ years has made $4,000 pies and
100000 doughnuts.
And undoubtedly an army OF Mas
sachusetts dyspeptlcs is prepared TO
stand up and call her anything but
blessed.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
Rns ooNckPGIoN or 4 soEr.

II fooled banker friend of mine
today"
''How was that."
why. l went up to him and said
Can draw out ssog' Certainly.
he replied. Then had my laugh"
But l don't see any Joke about
that"
Don't your Why, l hadn't any
money In the bank"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-11-26
THE AorTATED MOTHER.

Rich Uncle John: "Ah, this is
one Of your chiidren."
Mamma: Eyes. Uncle John, that's
our little Johnnie. Kiss your uncle.
dear and then go and wash your
face"