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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-11

he. We have slight interioTitis iv tn
left follumbular duck. But this pur-
scription ought to fix We up all right
Ye'd betther take it over to tn dhrug
store an have it filled ye'ersilf. In tn
manetime I'd advise We to be careful
iv ye'er dite. l wudden't ate amy
thing with glass or a large PERCENTAGE
iv plasther iv paris in it An he goes
away to write his bill.
L wondher why We can always read
a Doctors bill an ye niver can read
his prescription. FIR all ye know, it
may be a short note to tn druggist
askin' him to hit ye on tn head with a
pestle. An it's a good thing We can't
read it. If We cud, ye'd say: I'll not
cash this in at no dhrug store. I'll go
over to Dooley's an get tn rale thing
So. afther thryin' to decipher this here
corner iv a dhress patthern, we climb
into ye'er clothes FIR what may be ye'er
last walk up Ar-rchy Road. As We go
along ye begin to think that maybe tn
Dock knows We have tn Asiatic chol-
cry an was only thryin' to jolly ye
with his manner iv dealin' with ye.
AS We get near tn dhrug store We feel
sure iv it, an tits with tn air iv a
man without hope that we hand tn
paper to a young pharmacist who is
mixin' a two-cent stamp FIR a lady
customer. He hands it over to prom
Using scientist who is compoundin' an
ice cream soda FIR a child, with tn re-
mark: 'O'Leary's writin' is getting
worse an worse. l can't make this
out at all Oh. says tn chemist. lay
in down his spoon. that's his old cure
FIR tn bellyache. Yell find a bucket
iv 1t in tn back room next to tn coal
scuttle.'
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Sition Of the ice jam in the Allegheny
river. He'll swamp you with cracked
ice and backwater if you don't get out
Of the way.
It's might unlucky for us, Andy.
says I. that this cigar exponent with
the parsley dressing saw fit 10 bedeck
Us with his childlike trust and altru-
ism. For says l. this money Of his is
an eyesore 10 my sense Of rectitude and
ethics. We can't take it. Andy; you
know we can't says l. for We haven't
shadow &C title TO it-not q shadow
II there was the least bit of a way we
could DUt n claim to II I'd be Will
ing to see him start in for another TWEEN
ty years and make another $4,000 for
himself. but " haven't sold him any
thing. We haven't been imbrOiled in
trade or anything commercial. He ap-
preached US frieE."y' says !, and with
blind ard beautiful idiocy laid the stuff
in our hands. Wen have to give il
back tC him when he wants it..
Your arguments, says Andy, are
past criticism or comprehension. No.
we cant walk off with the money-as
things now stand. | admire your con-
scious way of doing business, jeff.
SAYS Andy. and / wouldn't propose
anything that wasn't square i'm line
with your theories Of morality and ini-
taJlVe-
But I'll be away tonight and most
of tomorrow. jeff says Andy. I've
got some business affairs that / want
to attend to. When this free green
backs party comes in tomorrow after
noon hold him here till I arrive. We've
all got an enga cement for dinner. you
know.
We'll. sir. about the next afternoon
in trips the cigar man, with his eyes
half open.
Been having a glorious time, Mr..
Peters. says he. Took in all the
sights / tell you New York is the
onliest only. Now if you don't mind
says he. I'll lie down on that couch
and dose off for about nine minutes
before Mr.. Tucker comes. I'm not
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-11

It's gr-reat medicine he give We.
1t will do We good no matther what We
do with it. ! wud first thry poorin
some iv it in me hair. If that don /
help We see how. fur We can throw tn
bottle into tn river. Ye feel betther
already. Ye ought to write to tn
medical journals about tn case 1t is
a remarkable cure. M H was
stricken with excruciatin' tortures in
tn gastric regions fOiiowin' an I'M
usually severe outing in tn country.
FIR a time it looked as though it might
be nicissory to saw out tn infected
area, but as this wud lave an ugly
space between legs an chin. it was de-
tarmined to apply Jam. Gin. L VIII.
TIL remedy acted instantly. Afther
carryin' tn bottle uncorked FIR five
minyits in his inside pocket tn patient
showed signs iv recovery an is now
again in his accustomed health
Yes. sir. if 1 was a doctor I'd be
ayether laughin' or cryin' ali tn time
I'd be laughin' over tn cases that
was called into when I wasn't needed
an cryin' over tn cases where I cud
do no good An that wud be most iv
me cases.
Dock OLeary comes in here often
an talks medicine to me. fYe'ers is a
very thryin' pro-fssyon, says 1. 1t
is, says he. Tn tired out. says he
Have We had a good nanny desprit
cases today says I. TT isn't that
says he, but I'm not a very muscular
man. he says, an some iy TIL win
dows in these old frame houses are
hard to Open he says. TIL Dock don t
believe MUCH in dhrIgs He says that
if he wasn't afraid iv Iosin' his prac-
tice he wudn't give anybody amy
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-11

shores. Andy looks at me and says:
L reckon I'd better stay with him for
five minutes or so, in case the waiter
comes in
Il went out the side door and walked
half a block up the street. And then
came back and sat down at the ia
bic.
Andy says 1. L can't do it. It's
too much like swearing off taxes ]
can't go off with this mans money
without doing something TO earn it like
taking advantage of the bankrupt act
or leaving a bottle of eczema lotion in
his pocket to make it look more like
a square deal
Well says Andy, 1T does seem
kind of hard on ones professional pride
TO lope off with a bearded pard's COM
potency, especially after he has noni-
mated you custodian of his bundle in
the sappy insOuciance of his urban in
discrimination. Suppose we wake him
up and see if we can formulate some
commercial sophistry by which he win
be enabled TO give US both his money
and a good excuse
we wakes up Whlskers. He
stretches himself and yawns ont the
hypothesis that ne must have dropped
off for a minute. And then he says
he wouldn't mind sitting in at a little
gentlemans game of poker. He used
to play some when he attended high
school in Brooklyn; and as he was out
for a good time, why-and so forth
Andy brightens I'D a little at that
for it looks like it might be a solution
to our financial troubles 60 we ali
three go to our hotel further down
Broadway and have the cards and
chips brought up to Andy's room.
tried once more TO make this Bahe in
The Horticultural Gardens take his five
thousand. But no.
Keep that little roll for me. Mr.
Peters says he. and oblige I'll ask
YOU for il when l want it, 7 guess
know when I'm among friends \
man that's done business on Beekman
street for twenty years. right in the
heart of the wisest old village on earth
ought to know what he's about
guess l can tell a gentleman from a
con man or a flimfiammer when I meet
him. I've got some odd change in my
clothes-enough, to start the game
with, ] guess
He goes through his pockets and
rains $50 gold certificates on the table
till it looked like a $4,000 Autumn BAY
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WE PUT The CERTIFICATE ceARNGAN5 HAND

in q Lemon Grove in the salons; Andy
almost smiled.
The first round that was dealt this
bouleyardier slaps down his hand.
claims low and jack and big casino and
rakes in the pot.
Andy always took a pride in his
poker playing. He got up from the ia
BILE and looked sadly out the window
at the street cars.
We'll. gentlemen says the cigar
man, I don't blame you for not want
ing to play I've forgotten the fine
points of the game. l guess. it's been
so long since iudulged- Now. hoTg
long are you gentlemen going 10 be in
the city.
Il told him about a week longer He
says that1l suit him fine. His cousin IS
coming over from Brooklyn that even
ing and they are going TO see the sights
of New York. His cousin he SAYS. is
in The artificial limb and Lead casket
business. and hasn't crossed the bridge
in eight years They expect to have
the time OF their lives. and he winds
up by asking me TO keep his roll
of money FOR him till next day ] tried
to make him take it, but it only in
suited him to mention it,
In use what I've cot in loose
change says he You keep the rest
Tor me. ! II diCg iI pii. NOu s'ii'- ~ o
Tucker tomorrow afternoon about or
=. SAYS he. and we'fl- have dinner to-
gether. BE good
After WhiskerS had NgOne. Andy
looked at me curious and doubtful
We'll. Jeff says ne. ii looks like
the ravens are trying TO feed US two
Fhjahs 50 hard that if we turned EN-
down again we ought 10 have the Au-
dubon society after Us. 1t wont do
TO nut the crown aside too often. l
know this is something like paternal-
ism. but don't yOn think Opportunity
has skinned its llnuckles about enough
knocking at our door?
II put my feet on the table and my
hands in nv pockets. which is an at
titude unfavora BILE tn frivolous
Thoughts
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Andy. says l. this man with the
hirsute whiskers has got us i'm a pre-
dicament. We can't move hand or foot
with his money. You and me have got
a gentlcman's agreement with Fortune
that we can't break. We've done bust
ness i'm the west. where it's more Of a
fai" game. Out here the people we skin
are trying 20 skin US, even the farm
ers and the remittance men that the
magazines send out TO write M gold
field. But there's little sport in New
York City for rod reel or gun. They
hunt here with either one o. TWO
tlIingS-S siUngshOt or a letter OF in
PRODUCTION. The town has been stocked
50 full Of carp that the game fish are
all gone. IF you spread a net here.
do you catch legitimate suckers in it.
such as the lord intended TO he caught
fresh guys who know it all. sports
with little coin and the nerve to play
another mans game. street crowds out
for the fun or dropping dollar or two
ana village smarties who know just
where the little pea is? No. sir. says
J. What the gTafters live on here is
widows and orphans. and foreigners
who save up a bag of money and hand
il out over the first counter thew see
with an iron railing 10 it, and factory
girls and little shoDkeeDers that never
leave the block they GO business IN
That's what they call suckers here.
They're nothing but canned sardines.
and all the bait you need to eaten EN-
is pocketknife and a soda cracker.
'Nogr. this cigar man., I went on,
is ore of the types He's lived twenty
years on one street without learning
as much as you would in getting
once over shave from d Iockjawed bar
nor. in a Kansas ,rosSTOadS town. RI1r
he's New Yorker and he'll brag
about that all the time when he isn't
picking up i've wires or getting in front
of street cars or paying out money to
wire-tappeTs or standing under safe
that's being hoisted into slHyscraper.
When a New Yorker does loosen up
says /. its like the snring decOmpO-
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put into Rough on Rats. Thin I
stopped. If I've got to die, want to
die on tn premises.
But as he tells me, We can't stop
people firm takin' dhrugs an We might
as well give thin something that viii
look important enough TO be inthro-
juced TO their important an fatal cold
in tn head II We don't, they'll leap FIR
the patent medicines. Mind We. I
haven't got anything TO say again
patent medicines. If a man wud rath-
er take thin thin dhrink at a bar or
go down to Hop Lungs f'r a long
dhraw, he's within his rights. Nanny
a man have I known who was victim
" tn tortures iv cigareet cough who
is now Twin comfortable an happy as
an opeem fiend be takin' Doctor Whee-
eos Consumption Cure. 1 knew a fell
low Wanst who suffered firm spring
fever to that extent that he niver did
a days wurruk. Today. afther drink
in bottle Of Gazooma. he viii go
home not on'y with tn strength but
In desire to beat his wife There is
dhrug store on ivry corner an they're
goin' To dhrive out tn saloons onIess
tn gOvermint viii let us honest mer-
chants put little cocaine or choral
in our cough drops an advertise that
it will cure spinal minigitis: An il
Will too, fr awhile"
Don't We liver take Ghrugs?" asked
Mr.. Hennessy.
'Niver when I'm well" said Mr..
Dooiey. Win I'm sick. I'm so sick
I'd take anything
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THEY ALSO HAVE TROUBLE

Mippo-Im so fat that Il nearly bank.
rupts me every time have to buy a shirt
Girafte-B1t think of me when I have
to buy collar.
The state herald., 1907-06-14
Holyoke Will Celebrate.

AT meeting held at the court house
on the evening of June 7, Holyoke de-
cided to celebrate. The following com
mittees were appointed:
Executive, John Heginbotham, chair
man; w. d. Kelsey, secretary: print
ing, j. II. Painter, A. w. McFadden
and c. M. Mowry; speaking, F. NJ.
Smith, G. w. Shuler and l.. Leblanc;
music, G. w. Garland, Mr.. Ferguson
and Mrs. Cramer; decoration, August
Scheunemann, Mrs. Addie Zimmerman
and o. Canaday; parade, George King,
Leon Kepler and p. j. Peter; amuse.
ments, j. A Hazen, C. L. Allen anC
W. +. Correll; program, l.. Leblanc
Mrs. G. W. Garland and Mrs. G. A.
Spence; water and ice, James Young
W. F. Patmon and l.. II. Kepler: f.
nance, w. d. Kelsey and John Hegin
botham; treasurer w. II. Show; presi
dent of the day H. Sutherland; marsha
W. d. Kelsey. Arrangements are be
ing made to have the best celebration
ever held in the town. You cannot af.
fofd to miss the celebration. Come out
and help make it success.
The state herald., 1907-06-14
The Camp Meeting.

The third annual camp meeting n,
Ilolyoke closed last Sunday evening.
The attendance at the three services on
Sunday were larger than any other like
meeting ever had In our town. The
large tent was crowded to its full capac-
ity at each service. The services Of
the camp meeting were well attended
throughout and much interest was
shown. The weather was quite unfa-
yorablc part Of the time on account OF
rain and wind but, taking everything
into consideration, the meeting was the
mos, satisfactory ever held In uolyoke.
The people were so well pleased with
the work OF Evangelist c. u. Allen and
with A. II. Johnston, the cvangclistic
singer, that they were unanimous In
asking them to return again next year
to conduct, the annual camp meeting,
II has been decided TO old the meeting
In July next year In tie hope that more
favorable weather may be secured. Tho
meeting this year roiulted In much
good. There were rtodly number Of
and the ch rchcs were n
rouael TO more yigortlB ork.
The state herald., 1907-06-14
NOTICE FOR BIDS.

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received up to Monday June
n, by the town council Of the town Of
Holyoko for the building Of concrete
and cement crossings for said town ae-
cording to specifications on file with the
town clerk.
The board reserved the right to re-
jcct any and all bids. VIC .HELlANp
Town Clerk.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

'iolyoke is to have some good side
walk. Three gangs of men have been
at work this week putting down the 10
foot cement walks on Inter Ocean Av-
enue and to say that the avenue looked
busy is putting it mildly. A large a.
mount of cement walk will also be built
in the residence part of the town. Hol-
yoke will not be behind her neighbors
when it comes to improvements. Keep
your eye on our town If you want to see
things move.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mr.. Fisk of Wray came over Monday
and took the tent TO Wray for their
camp meeting to begin there this even
ing. A. II. Johnston, the evangelistic
singer who had charge Of the singing at
the recent Holyokc camp meeting, nc
eompanicd him to Wray to be ready for
the meeting at that place.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

The ball game at Grant, Neb., be-
tween the Holyoke and Grant teams re-
suited in a score of to 9 in favor OF
Grant. Our boys lost the game but the
score is not quite so against the boys as
the score in the other game was against
Grant 20 to 2.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

DIR. F. NJ. Means moved his family
into his new dwelling house this week.
The building was recently completed
and he now has one of the most desira-
Bile residence properties in our town.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Send us the news from your part Of
the county. The HERALD is a county
paper and we desire to give all the
news Of the county but cannot do so II
you do not help US by reporting the
news from your part Of the county.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

The ball game at Holyoke Tuesday
between the Julesburg and Holyoke
teams resulted in score Of II to . in
favor of iIolyoke. The boys also had
some foot races and W. II. Lyman of
our town won against the Julesburg
bows.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

WANTED. .br Chicago wholesale aud mail order
hHu.a- az-lsf4ut manager IwHu ur Wuwull Tor
tH.a ,uuuty aud gdiuiuius territory ~aInt1 -.
nu. sHfsHuHi- tttid AlasklNs rEpuuHr mun0h lNr
Yauusd Work pleasant pnsitluu prTinnu"nh No
Investment or experience required, Nuln a.
nguH fur ruil particulars Hul enclose srllhd
dr,.sli envelope. SurEWNTESnENf,
IL L4kp ST., Chicago, III
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Government investigation of life in
surance recalls that the guarantee on
every can of Bradley & vrooman paint
is an absolute insurance against loss.
1t projects you. +. NJ. Smith.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Misses Grace Mowry and Cora Kelsey
came home the first of the week from
Denver where they have been attend
ing the Denver University.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

The ladies of the Baptist church will
give their regular monthly tea Thursday
June 20, at the home Of Mrs w. H.
Show. Every body cordially invited.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Tom Hargreaves and Lawrence vii.
cox who had been attending the Denver
University came home last week to
spend the vacation.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

George Clark returned last week from
a trip to Gravity, Iowa where Mrs.
Clark has been for several weeks
They are now the proud parents of Il
little daughter.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Misses Jessie and Belle Hamilton re-
turned the first of the week from Grip
pie Greek where they had been teach
ing school for the past year.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Some much needed work is being
done on the streets of our town under
the direction of Street Commissioner
Kelly.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

James Young has improved his resi-
dence property lately to such an extent
that it is scarcely recognizable as the
same property. He now has very
neat and convenient residence property.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Evangelist c. b. Allen left Holyoke
Monday for Denver to spend a few days
at home before the beginning Of the
camp meeting at Wray this evening.
The state herald., 1907-06-14
FOUND.

In the court room on Sunday May &C.
some paper money. The owner can
have the same by proving property.
w. A. OLMsTED.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mrs. l.. B. Hendrix and daughter,
Miss Mamie, returned the first of the
week from visit in Chicago.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Miss Jessie Gerrish has been reap
pointed as teacher ir the primary de-
partment of the Holyoke school.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mrs. Philip Zimmerman entertained
the ladies' of the Art and Needle Club
at her home Tuesday afternoon.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Ray Zimmerman returned Monday
from Boulder where he has been at
tending the state University.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mr.. Wilson of Holdrege, Neb., came
up to Holyolie Tuesday to visit his son
Charley of this county.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Gus Carlson of Sterling has been in
Holyoke this week putting down ce-
ment sidewalk.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Rev. G. A. Spence has purchased the
Presba residence property in the east
ern part of town.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

W. j. Harper has recently had neat
sign painted on his furniture and hard
ware store.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mr.. Gore of Tecumseh, Neb., spent a
few days recently with friends in this
county.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mrs. E. N. McPherrin leaves Hol-
yoke this evening for visit in Denver.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

A representative Of tn, Denver Re
publican was in tolyoke Thursday.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

The Amitie Sunday School will OBJ
serve children's day on Sunday June 23.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Services at the Catholic church, Holy
Mass every Saturday before the first
Sunday in each month Mt 1890 O'Clock
u. m. Sunday School Immediately after
Mass.
REV. FATHER h. j. FRTGEL, Pastor,
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mrs. w. M. Stout and children went
to Hastings, Neb., this week for a
visit.
The state herald., 1907-06-14
stops the Cough

Laxative Bromo-Qumino Tablets cure
cold in one day. No cure, no pay
Price 25 cents.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

The Burlington time card has been
changed and the train from the east
now arrives in IIolyoke at 1855 p. m. in
stead Of s:i5 p. m. as formerly, and
the train from the west arrives at 2:23
a. m. instead Of 3:35 n. m. This change
results in one benefit for us II no other,
II gives us an evening mail from the
east and we cas- now have the morning
papers in the evening of the day pub
lishcd, which gives us the Omaha morn
ing paper l2 hours ahead Of the arrival
Of the Denver morning paper.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Mr. Stetter has opened a shoe shoy
in the Peter Penner building.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

The Holyoke bali team will play at
Lamar, Neb., tomorrow.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Come and stay in the Union Depot
for Day" A drama employing fifty
people, given by the b. Y. p. IT,, OF
Holyoke, June q. Following is cast Of
characters. Ticket Master; Joe Gamin
boot black; Woman who would not
take n bus; Strolling Italians; Aunt
Amelia Saylittle and nephew; Uncle
Joshua Hayseed and wife; Deacon Long
Face and school girls; Dude; Mrs. Gar
rulous; Mr.. and Mrs, lienpeck; Prima
Donna: Autoists; Country Bride and
Groom; College Boysand many others.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

Subscribe for the HFRALpl
The state herald., 1907-06-14

We have had file weather for the
growing crops the past week.
The state herald., 1907-06-14
Bring in your advertisements.

For fine job printing go to the HER
AID.
The state herald., 1907-06-14

How about that county fair, are we
to have one or not?
The state herald., 1907-06-14
Mac Irwin is building an addition to
his dwelling house.

Mac Irwin is building an addition to
his dwelling house.
How about that county fair, are we
to have one or not?
We have hcd fle weather for the
growing crops the past week.
The Holyoke ball team will play at
Lamar, Neb., tomorrow.
Mr.. Stetter has opened shoe shop
in the Peter Penner building.
A representative Of tn, Denver Re.
publican was in tolyoke Thursday.
The Amitie Sunday School will OBJ
serve children's day on Sunday June 90.
Mrs. E. N. McPherrin leaves Hol-
yoke this evening for visit in Denver.
Mrs. w. NJ. Stout and children went
to Hastings, Neb., this week for a
visit.
Mr.. Gore of Tecumseh, Neb., spent
few days recently with friends in this
county.
W. j. Harper has recently had neat
sign painted on his furniture and hard
ware store.
Gus Carlson of Sterling has been in
Holyoke this week putting down ce-