The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-12-26
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pAiops sesm resy hAft They must bc
4nnni sssll chicken feathers Mad
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pus lrnta I'lymsalh lissrks
y bessie Mamma. did lhe angels
bring NY l,iile hal,y bfuiheri Mamma
Yes. my lase. lseesie uraeious'
Thsy must have been very palieui an
sfif b hsirn " b. crying.
Mr.. Hsahan Don'l yun think the
taxing ~ medicine should be- frosned
upon' Mr. FlAtbush Yes. Why.
ssen ny nhildren froWu At g.
eyer Meekcr u al right al mau'
sal lsl.of, bnt BE- d0ezn', do any brain
wofk Myer- What does be- think
silhf oyer liis wiic's brains.
haven't pail Niih any one. said
tie gnsncce@fui mAn. oh, yes, you
have. dear, said hes wifc encouragiuly
9Th toe fool killer
Say, pop, whai's raaief A raiIie'
MY son. Is where I buy nineteen
chances on a diamond ring mldthe fell
low with one chance slns Il,
III you don't marry me. declared
Richlew Rake, IN be = wreck IN lit
tle while. Indeed replied Miss Gun.
ningal mnsingly Well, how much sal.
wage DO gsIf
Mrs. Heupeel Those who are IN.
mcky "a hove arr said 10 be lucky at
cards. lenpcck II you'd let me out
nights. dear, Think 1t would be good
thing for me to play poker.
Speaking for myself, said the eligi.
BE bachelor. | DO not believe IN early
marriages. Nor do 1. replied the fair
maid. High nopn is the correct time.
Pa Moose You are reported as say
ing you only sought my daughter for
her wealth. Can sou explain ,haif
Ardent Buck Easily, sir What |
said was that all cared for was the
de.
Are you going 10 buy any Of the
ncw houdss | don't know. answered
Sir. Sirius Barker I'd like TO own
some. hni after the way I've talked
about honaholders IN general ! feel
kind 81 bashfal.
Thr frenehman Bn, madame. too.
w,ll JOIN my party Al the opera, yesf
Malion iou musl really excuse me
tonight. monsieur, but my daughter
may ~. The Fr.ncllmap Al, no. no.
shall nui take ~ refuse.
Did You send has rug back To-
Geolgei Nul yet Is il necessary. OF
COURSE. That's top bad Seven Of my
deagsi friends are quite wild 10 get il,
and George Is just silly enough 10 give
Il 10 one Of them
She MIR. Wimbledon spoke Of you
10 glowing terms last night He- am
gratibed "a hcar you shy 80. ! have
always regarded HIM rs line Judge of
men. She Yes. II was one Of the
worst roasls ever heard
bill porpoise ! hear that The
sporty old lobster went all 10 pieces IN
bis lAstdays Tortoise Well. should
say he did ~ % pieces aud small
pieces, He ended up IN lobster salad.
Having been introduced 10 the ven.
erablr chancellor, The beautiful maiden
looked 81 bin cnriously for moment
aud then. just 30 start the conversation
IN the right direction, asked Don't
yan iud u awfnlly trying 10 have 10
chaucrl sAen You don't feel like il.
Iln.h' coniiled the maid Of seven
teen and several other summers. The
handsome Young millionaire il out
hunting for Wife. aud he has bis eyes
on me. All. ehesinu, hnnting. ! pre-
rune, replied The bitter rival, with a
sardanir grin.
The Parrot notice since you have
become ~, IN this house the lady has
been festiing sna on Scotch oats have
ans effect on youg The oal We'll, i
.hanld say soi Instead Of saying PLAIN
ilootn A. usual say "iioo,. mon.
II takes a great deal Of hard study
a. l,ecomc 4 famous actress. said the
sdnlref Yes, answered The star, but
fortunately wecan employ stag. mana
s.rs sud press agents 10 do most ofthe
ssadsiaR.
lohpnir. where have yoa bern'
ianr hair l. snspicioash wei, School
was ont lWo hours ago. zen IN the
rycek But your clothes are nos wet.
Well. yon see. MAMMA. while ! was
siandin 90 the bridge ! thought may
BE- "a fall in 70 | look of my clothes.
au' ! dlh.
Al wisht ~ .ummah waE ncsh
obah, exclaimed Rasias u'iongf wat
W ialkin' crhonif demanded Sam. yo'
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