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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-04-10
LA REINA MARGARTTA

No guerra responder.
Bah lie aplicaremos poquto dc fuego la piernas
dijo el rey rendoe tendra mas remedo que habar
Enrique miro inmediatamente por la ventana die:
va esta.
Qutn lie ha desatado? pregunt6 al duque de
Por vida del dabo excam6 ell rey, Inos quedaremos
saber nada2
En- efeco do Enrique va veis sehor que hay pueba
aguna de mi cunadd del senior de Guisa hyan
tado esta
Es verdad djo Carlos Via sagrada Fscrura ensefa
1ue hay tres ratro paaro los aires e
en- 81 aqua la mujer no digo NAL e hombre
Asi que, lie nterrumpo Enrique 10 meo que podemos
ST, dijo Carlos, 20 mi contusi6n vos d Anjou
guitar de ropa arabe de nana vos de Gusa ha
Ger desap recer de vuestro aje la grasa de jabal
continue saleOn e trabaio de cerar la
puera
-Legados Ia cae de San Antonio rey dio al duque de
Aniou al duque de Guisa.
-Adonde vais Sehores?
Senior vamo casa de Nantoulet que espera
mi mo de Loreua mi Quere Vues Majestad acompa.
narnos2
No, gracas nosotros al lado opuesto QuerGis lie
uno de mis- poantGrChas1
NO damos las gracias senior dio vivamente el duque
de Anjou
Bueno tiene medo que lie e.pe djo Carlos al dido del
rey de Navarro.
Desputs tomando este Gmo por debajo del brao lie do
Ven, Enriqullo, te Convdo conmigo esa noche
No volvemos al Louvre? Wegunto Enrique.
Te dgo que tres esaudo cuando yo digo que
vengls
Sc lev6 Enrique por Ia calle de Geofroy-Lasnier
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-04-10
CAPITULO V
ANAGRAMA

la mitad de Ia cale de Georoy Lanier ba dcsenbocar
de Garniersur Eau al extreme de 6sa xtendia dereca
izquierda la cale de las Bares.
En- esa cale dando agunos pasos hae de Mortelerie
deecha enconaba casta aada medic ardfn
cerado por elevadas parede soa pua enrada
Carlos saco ave del bolo ab6 puerta que cadi6
nmedatamente solo eaba ada pso empujando
haca adentro Enrique aca que evaba anorcha la
rro tras 81,
Solo vehtana eSaba iuminads ventanta que Carlos
mostro e dedo sonr6ndose a Enrique
-Senor, comprendo dio este.
-Ahora 10 comprenderas Ennquito
FL rey de Navarro miro Carlos asombro;
haban tornado expression de duura que paracia
POGO carAcr habual de sonoa que Enrique
nocia.
Enriquo die e rey he dicho que cuando saa
del Louvre parca sar del inferno Ahora dgo que cuando
sntro aquf, enro en- el cielo.
Senior, djo Enrique para mi felicdad e que vues-
s Maestad me haya eondsdo dgno de acompanare ceo
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-04-10
OOCTOR,GUSTAV0 MuAcz

De la facultad de Mediclna
de Madrid y Ex-profesor Gil
-nico del Hospital de San Car
los, de la mismaEfacultad, de
regresos de su viaje a madrid,
ha establecido su o6clna pro-
fesional en..la calle de Teiuan
no 81
Horas de consulta de 2
a 4 p. m. Tel6fono no 326. q
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-04-10
GRAN H0teEle$tlullat "INdLATfRRA"
HOTEL De PRIMER oRORN 1 A
Tetuan 10 12.-Cruz 2 y FOrtaIsza2l -

consuda expresamente para Hotel capacdad para 200 pa
sajeros Situa mas cenlllt istlS Id n d Ia n
Fl comedor de meor las Antias Tiene depaalcnos naen
dcnte nara amas Desde 10 Agosto rge adea del p2
de las comdas ssena gusto del pasae'
de- caaies de uo INTERPRETERS aductores peclos al lsua
d. los demas HoteleS Sc hacen abonos semanaes
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-04-10
pREClos O. susCRiPcloM
EN LA ISLA

CRIMENES horribles Sc cometen
en- todos los paises en- los que el amor
ha sido Ell m6vil principal. Crlmenes
4 la Elegancia y al buen gusto Sc CO.
ulete, usando un Perfume 6 un Jab6n
vulgar cuando el exquisite "Cashimirr
Bousquet--ya Ell PERFUME 8 ell lab6n--
es el sumun del buen tono, Colgate
CO. New York.
THE H-E-L-V-E-T-I-A.
~ calle dc La CRUZ.
Gran casa de huespedcs. liable
4 hoteIo Aposentos para fanlilias y
personas solas Comidas cincuenta
centavos cubierto Banos. Telefono
to2. Apartado de correo 295. Pro
pietario Pedro Shira.
Nota - Este hotel esta cargo de
una seforita cagueia,
ES NECESARIO exigir que cada
ostia obtenga grabado el nombre Di-
gsstivo Mojarrieta pero un solo estu-
che produce mejo efecto que una do
cena de botellas de aqua mineral Q de
ser el 1nico curative radical. del est6-
mago y del intestine, el digestive Mo
iarrieta purifca los alimentosy y los ha-
ce asimilables. El legitimo Digestive
Mojarrieta cura Ell un dia las indiges-
tones, en- un mes las dispepsias gas
tralgias, y en- tres meses las mas gra-
YES Intermediates cr6nicas del est6ma-
go del ineestino. Esta universal
ente con6rmado, en- forma sin igual,
que la e6cacia del Digestive Mojarrle-
ia es verdaderamente radical y supe-
rior a la de todos los otros remedies.
De venta en- las principales farmaiasc
de Europa y America.
@SE VENDE un lote de taba-
co en- rama cosecho de 1905, de las me-
iores vegas de Caguas. Dirigirse a
Quihones Cabezudo y CO Caguas, P.
Rico.
El sefior DIAZ NAVARRO ha
establecido su oficina de Abogado y de
Notarfa en- esta ciudad, calle de San
Justo nGmero I3.
Fierce ante la Corte Federal, Cor
tes de Distrito de toda la Isla y Corte
Suprema, dedicandose asi mismo al
exanen de de tituEos de propiedades,
incorporation de Corporaciones del
pats y extrangeras y trasmitaci6n de
expedientes de expropiacion forzosa.
Aceptando la noble competencia
hoy establecida en- el ejercicio de las
profesiones de Abogado y Notario, Ell
sefior DIAZ NAVARRO Sc dlspone a
cabrar q sus clientes houorarios exec
sivamente m6dicos.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-02-05

Tells Of Experience n
His Home County 80 Percent
of Which Was Taken by Gov
eminent Reservations,
WOULD WIPE OUT THE
PRESENT SYSTEM ENTIRE
Two Acres of Grazing Land to
One of Timber in Every Re-
serve Declares WeStemer In
dignantly,


dlgldIlIiy,
NY Norains JourHai special Leased Wire
Washington. Feb. -CouliHf uF
Iris speech today in thc senai 20 cruz
IN or the adminlstrau . al ,h
pu94e land laws. senator l%layburu
alld there was no necessity loi ans
Ht likelihood that cougr"s would
4asn the forestry bureau unu,oh0, 0-
ted by the president
fle a1ti the last report Of ihe hu-
roam showed S2f3.000 600 to ihr crtd-
81 81 this bureau. and yer ihe pr. poe
eillun Is ~ pawn the foe" to tine
government far Sj.00e CSC These
gentlemen seem 10 treat the forest as
their own private property
Nh. Hepburn said the government
had gone into his home county u
IdtBa and taken so per cent of The
county for q forest reserve. The
county had previously made pu3i.
improvements. but these had ali boon
1lst ta the county and acquired h' tht
government.
Senator Depew asked 10 the MAJ
tare contention would destroy i1t
Wl4alc system OF forest reserves
Ihe aVstem ~ forest reserve 3
now operated responded MT N
burn. le So vicious mat anything
tiHt would destroy d. would be wei
c0mt
Nr Depev asked 10 % was mott lru,
That combinations Of eastern ulpt
hai zone into the west and grabbed
up large tinshet holdings.
Ihe largest luud grahber is one ~
the ViUe presidents oft the natiuu.I
forest reserve association OF th-
4fuffaa gt4fra 80 answered Mr. lie.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
The Flower Garden.
CampanulaS.

One of the showiest and taIlest of the
campanulas is campanula pyramidal>,
which sometimes grows to the height Of
hive feet Its numerous spikes in bloom
ing season are covered with blue and
white flowers. 1t will endure shade and
can be planted in front of borders. Il
is not long-lived plant and should be
given good winter protection. The cluS-
tered hair bell" companula glomerata.
is chiefly interesting on account of its IN
tensely purple flowers and their peculiar
arrangement in densely clustered heads
1t is good for border or rockery. Tho
Chinese and japanese bell flower platy-
codom grandi1orum and p. mariesi re-
semble the campanula and are most sat
isfactory border plants. They NAV be
planted in clumps in mixed border or
will make fine showing in beds by
themselves. There are blue and white
varieties and both single and double
kinds
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
THE FLAG.

did not know Ii was so dear
TIL under alien skies
A sudden vision of ii near
Brought tears into my eyes.
To wander down the crooked street
OF some far foreign town
No friend amid the crowd you meet
Strange faces peer and frown;
To turn a corner suddenly,
And ahi So brave and fair,
To spy that banner floating free
Upon the foreign air!
Most beautiful its starry blue,
Most proud its white and red;
The meaning thrills on through and through
For which the heroes bled.
o. that will catch the careless breath.
And make the heart beat fast;
Our country's gag for life and DEATH
To find our SEn at last!
In those@far regions, wonder-strewn,
No sign so good to see
My country's blessed flag, my own,
So dear, so dear to me!
Abbie Farwell Brown, in The Churchman
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
interrupted Love Thoughts.

Little Tommy Heating, of the office
force at the Hotel st. Francis, used TO
he ball player himself, and is stl >g
much interested that he thinks and talks
in the slang of the diamond.
Heating was intently composing a love
letter yesterday. A chauffeur had colar
to the desk and asked if a certain guest
was good pay and the cashier was
looking il up in the ledger. The jc.e
phone girl from behind the key RACES
had just asked if Fred SwantoH o-
Santa Cruz was in, and Clerk Neon
Tough was looking to see if the key WIS
in the box. A man near the counter
was at the moment explaining why De-
couldn't get any laundry done.
There's a strike" shouted the man
his deaf friend.
Hes out" said Mccullough to t'
telephone operator.
He's safe" called the cashier lg
his desk.
What! Whatr' calculated little T ~.
my, suddenly coming out of the iga-
fj9'gHHffrff%T" carts and forget -me-nots. III
thatE Whose error? Rotten umpir
San Francisco Chronicle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Good Seed.

The woes of the amateur gardener ar,
very amusing to others, but definitely
real to the man who has spoiled a suit
Of clothes. blistered his hands and lost
his temper i'll his effort to make things
grow.
young man, recently married, early
in the spring secured a suburban place
mainly with the idea of fresh, home
grown vegetables" Every evening lac
would hurry through his supper and rush
out to his garden, where he displayed
more energy than skill, But. alas.
When many little green things began to
break the ground in bis neighbors gar
den his own remained as bare as the
Sahara.
1t certainly has got me beat. he con
tided to friend at his office one day
Il can't understand why not blessed
thing has come up. / planted peas and
corn and tomatoes"
Perhaps the seed was defective"
the friend suggested.
Z hardly thing it was that" the
gardener replied, for | got the very best
paid 10 cents can for them. '-Phild-
delphia Public Ledger
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20

found in the woods and each farmer Sc
cretly wondered whose corn crib his pigs
had found, for they came home each
night not squealing for their feed. hut
home a layer of bacon and lard added IN
their once lean and hungry bodies The
rail splitters" of south Missouri and Ar
kansas were fast being turned into prize
Berkshires and Polands by what o,
whom the farmer did not know until a
few days ago, when the woods were
llled with the song of the seventeen-year
l0custs'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
YOU'D BETTER BEWARE

If yOu see a sky-blue elephant
A-climbing of a tree;
If you see flaming lizard
Asserting your knee
II Won catch crimson monkey
With your dinner max ng free
Don't say a word about it,
For certain one would doubt it,
And brand You Mature faker" don't yon
seei 'N'
If you should 20 a -hunting
In the fullnt IS Of the moon
Ana your faithful dogs should tree for vofr
whopp.ng fat old coon
OF course YOU wouldn't do it
This season. it's too sounl-
I'Ut don't plug the hole. you lout
And try 10 smoke him out -
For You'd close the door of hora" UUpn
said coon.
II you have Il strong opinion
TN any sort of sub
Ject. don't YOU dare express It.
OF You'll find out you're "A dub
And il you're an official
You'll be lighting with your grub
For you Will beyond doubt
lie fired and east ont
Anu elected as member of the "Auauias
club st LOUIS Globe Democrat
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Strawberries as a Dentifrice.

Perhaps il is your sunburn that de
ceives me. but ! really believe" said
the first girl, as she foated on the sun
warmed pillows, that your teeth have
turned three shades lighter.
Tie second girl, taking a huge break
er very Skilifully. laughed and replied:
Ma. il * the truth. They really are
81 mite 1t is new wash that | use"
Tell me what it is.
1T Is nothing but crushed strawber-
res. You take two or three fresh straw
berries. crush them. and rub your teeth
with them for five Or six minutes a day
The improvement begins at once. and in
a short time the yellowest teeth are as
white and lustrouS as pearls
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Deutzia Lemoinei.

This is n shrub that blooms freely
early in the spring al q time when there
is not an abundance of bloom in the
garden. The plant is almost covered
with clusters of panicles of pure white
flowers above the leaves, the contrast
giving striking appearance. This
shrub grows to a height of about 4 feet
and in is equally satisfactory as hedge
plant in the mixed border or as a sDeci-
ment plant in the lawn. 1t is easily
kept in neat form by a small amount
of pruning which should be done after
the plants bloom. 1t is perfectly hardy.
of easy culture and rapid growth.
One of the hardest deutzias is the
species parvihora, a native OF northern
China. A native of China and Japan is
Deutzia scabra, usually sold in nurseries
as Deutzia crenata. 1t varies in height
from six to ten feet according to cOnd-
tons. with stout yellowish branches
The upright spiked white clusters come
into bloom in June and last until July
There are good many forms of this
deutzia in cultivation differing in semi
double, double and purple or rose tinted
blossoms.
Deutzia Watereri has large, double
rose tinted flower which is very SNOWY
Deutzia discolor native of China is a
graceful shrub growing three to four feet
tall with white flowers tinged with pink
on the outer side of the petals 1t needs
protection from the cold in New Eng
land winters. Deutzia Kalmaeflora is Il
beautiful shrub with large white distinct
blossoms slightly tinted with rose bur
should be well protected in winter.
4 large number of forms and hybrds
have lately been sent out by French
originators in which the parentage Of
Deutzia gracilis on one side has been
largely used, and which are conspicuous
for rose tints, large bell shaped blossoms
and more conspicuous clusters.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Careful Calculation.

Aren't you afraid your persistent re-
fusal of q nomination will hurt your pros
pects?"
Certainly not. answered the eminent
politician. IF | hadn't friends enough
to overcome little obstacle like that
/ would not stand show of being elect
ed. anyhow. w ashngton Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
An Advantage.

"A life of temperance and self-denial
tends to promote cheerful conversation"
said the philosopher.
Il suppose it does" answered Mr.. Dus-
tin Stax: lit may disappoint your stom-
ach some, but it will keep your physi-
clan from talking to you about your
liver - Washington Star
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20

Union DHIDPIS III AitNeidHb. O.s are
watching all the shops to see that they
close on Sunday, according to law.
The National ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Letter
Carriers will hold its sixteenth annual
convention in Canton, O., the week of
September ,.
Chicago elevator men have submitted
to board of arbitration Il proposition
made to building managers for Il wage
increase of $40 month.
Conditions in the Canadian cigar max
ing industry have been unsettled for some
time. owing to differences between the
employers and the unions.
Industrial insurance agents organized
union recently in Brooklyn. said to be
the first of its kind in the United States.
Al future meetings of the Rhode. Island
branch of the American Federation of
Labor no delegate will he seated unless
his clothing hears the union label.
Grand Master T.. H. Morrissey, re-
Gently reelected hy the brotherhood of
Railway Trainmen to he the head of the
organization for the next two years. has
already served in that position twelve
years.
That the Irish labor element is not in
favor of socialism as one of the objects
Of the labor movement was manifested
by the vote taken Mt the labor confer
ence recently held in Belfast. 1t was
$4,000 against 10000 for.
Nearly seven thousand men employed on
all the street ear lines and ON the four
al roll -
have received an advance in wages of
from : 10 10 per cent
Following the strike of 500 Italian
trackmen ON the New York Central rail
way, Il movement has been started To
organize the 100000 or more, Italian rail
WAY employees all over the United States.
and bring about a higher scale Of wages.
Following the example SET by the Chi
ca 80 trade uuionists. the labor unions of
CoVlugton, Ky, have started a movement
tor Il trades union bank The bank will
have paid-up capital of 10000 An
the stock has been subscribed 10y the
labor unions.
\ government bin for granting state
advances to farmers for agricultural i'm
provemeuts, similar to the system of
agricultural banks in existence elsewhere.
VIII he introduced next session I'm the
Cane (South Africa Legislatures
Miss AnastaSia OMeara Of Cambridge.
Mass, has she honor of being the first
woman 10 bold an office in the Retail
Clerks association of that city She was
also the first woman member of the asso-
citation,
.The latest and most up-to-date form of
SpNerumeni sick Insurance is being con
Sidered in HollanT- rn7-nroposed inSnr,
anee is obligatory and extends to an
iaboror> employed regularly.
fEnm tWo-thiri~ to thrce-fourthS OF Tho
gNprttS Of Japan are produced by female
LABOR In tea. silk weaving and uuncr-
ou> either Industries the labor of women,
is Invariably required, while in marina
ami mining industries it is Of mo- import.
auce.
\ considerable Proportion of the trade
unions nv European countries provide
benefits for unemployed members. ana
many other ORGANIZATIONS Sucl as friend
~ societies and cooperative associations
make similar provision for their members
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
AS the Anchor Dronned.

Into the harbor the good ship steamed,
Serene against wind and the tide.
They've dropped their anchor the young
man said.
70 his fair and lovely bride.
And the VIE 50 sweet with the golden hair
In tones of reproach replied
1T serves them right for their carelessness
In hanging II over the side"
brooklyn life
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Voices of the Night

A cry went out upon the air
Twas twelve O'Clock at night
And the people in the neighborhood
Awoke I'm sudden fright.
The cause of All the trouble was
Discovered in 4 trlcc
Some tabby cats were making love
Instead Of catching mice.
Birmingham Age Herald
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
At the Registry Office.

The Bride (softly)-What a happy face
the young man there hasi
The Groom-Ycs, he has every reason
for it, He is only WitnesS.-Figar0
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
The Benefit of the Doubt

The Magistrate-Are you guilty or
lot2
think | am; but I'd like to be tried, to
make sure. Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20

First Diner-oui--"I shay. ole man. d
you know Wilshon?"
Second Dincr-out-"No Whatsh ish
nameY'
First Dmer-out~"I dunno" -- IIar-
per'S Weekly,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
How He Liked Them

Congressman George W. Smit'.
has been representing the southern
district of Illinois in Congress ever
John r. Thomas got tired of tn.
twenty years ago. was campa-
around Murphysboro. one time ina
Ky. With him was driver The
20 Il bridge over the Big MUDDY
The sight of water naturally su--
fish. For lack Of anything haH-
say. Congressman Smith said 10 J.s
cr;
DO YOU like fsh?''
Yes" was the reply
Nothing more was necessary ar.
ing more was said However.
next campaign came around Cows
man Smith went over the same
Tory at the same time If the year
the same driver. Again they ,r",
Big Muddy and again the sight "t
suggested fish.
How asked Congressman
Fried said the driver.-j Ud-".
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Hogs Fatten On Locusts.

4 news telegram of June 8, from " n
low Springs. Nc, says:
Thousands of hogs of southeast Mis-
souri, are fattened on a crop that was
planted seventeen years ago-a cron of
Seventeen-year locusts. Since early spring
the hogs of the farmers in this section
have been getting fat on something they
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
By Installments.

Portly Dame Save me. Oh. save me.
Fireman-I'll do my best, mum, but
IN afraid shall have to take you down
in installmentS.-BOn Vivant,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Then Silence.

The Passenger dare you use such
terrible language to the poor horse?
The Cabman-Can't help it, ma am:
but if yen was a real lady you wouldn't
understand it.--IIarpers Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Flnnred

one Sexton-Do you have mathis at
your church?
The Other-No. we have oilcoth.-
Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Businesslike.

Il seem to remember that lady who
rs -sAeT'
''She was my typist last year
She's charming. Why did she leave
youn
she was too conscientious for me.
One day proposed marriage to her. and
what do You think she did, She took
all that | said down in shorthand and
brought it nicely typewriter, for me 10
sign"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
On the Outskirts.

Traveler-The 915 train i svery late
again this morning, porter.
Porter-lt is a bit behind sir, but
were expectin' il every hour now
Harpers Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Education.

The Mrs.--Bridget, you did not dust
the parlor this morning
Bridget-Sure, and Oh did, mum.
The Mrs. (angrily)-But You couldn't
have. | can write my name in this dust
on the piano.
Bridget (admiringlyl Wen. look at
thot now! Don't it show what an idca-
ton Ill do fer yef-Haryard Lampoon
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Sticking to the Subject.
q las puormOus feet ="

'Sle has enormous feet"
but she's n very, very clever girl"
she must be. 4 horse with feet like
that would interfere. Washington Her
aid.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Scholarship.

Genial Clergyman Visiting the village
schooh-Well, my little man, what do
You do in school all day2'
The Most Promising Pupil wait till
its time to get out, sir Iarper's
Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20

gist. as he handed the old negro the
medicine. SIS to take a dose of this after
each meal"
yes, suh, was the reply, ''an' will
you please tell me whar l gwine ter git
de meals :''-London TFibura.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Climbing

Climbing.
Up a-chugging,
Up a-plugging
Speed that starts thrill;
Sparks a-hummlng,
Engines drumming,
Up the STICKY hill
Up a-whiZzing
And a-ZizZing--
Just n streak, You see;
Ten to twenty
Is Il plenty
Miles an hour for me.
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Two AGES of Men.

There are two periods in mans life
when he is unable to understand wom-
an. One is before marriage and the 9th
or after Harpers Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Officers Rapgaqe

Officer Seen anything of my baggage
SeEtryI
Sentry-She's waitin' round the cUTTfeT==
for We. Sir,-Regiment
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20
Not Her Verdict

Smithkins-A man is considered inno-
cent until he is proven guilty.
Bi1kins-Yes, according to law, but
not according to his wife.-Town Topics