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New York Mail.
The diabolo craze may not last long
There was q pirg-pong spasrn once
Philadelphia Ledger.
Now, then, get down to business ant
pick out your candidate for President
Philadelphia Press.
The average man whose wife is !
good cook doesn't care how freakisl
her hats look.-Washington Post.
The Westinghouse concerns Nigh
have used some Of their own airbrake,
to Observation-Disclosures Press.
The cost of funerals has gone up. An
other Increase in the cost of living
for the survivors.--New York World.
We are making financial history, but
the prophets are not agreed as to the
final chapter.-Philadelphia inquirer.
1t looks as If that reduction in the
wholesale price Of meat would be long
time getting to the consumer-Phila,
delphia Press. "
If Saturn is getting tired Of its rings
perhaps King Edward might utilize one
to set his $750,0O0 diamond in.--Phila.
delphla Inquirer.
More elasticity Of the currency and
less elasticity Of the financial con
science are desiderata Of equal import
ance.--New York Sun.
An Indiana woman went to jail rath,
er than pay a fine Of / cent. That
sounds like economy carried to excess.
Philadelphia Inquirer.
In New Jersey seven physicians have
been elected Mayors. Those cities must
have been sick of the way things were
going.-Philadelphi Press.
A panic may be "a blessing in dis
gulse," but most of us would prefer to
have our blessings put on more cheer
full front-Washlngto Post.
Ocean freight rates are to be in.
creased at an early date, but it is hoped
that all that foreign gold will get in
first.-Philadelph Inquirer.
The great drawback about peanut
diet is that after you get used to it you
won't enjoy peanuts at the circus and
ball games.-Washingt Post
The great majority Of American cit.
liens only know that there are new SIG
coins in circulation because they read
1t In the papers. Washington Post.
Regardless Of panics and politiCN the
chorus. girl continues her conquerinb
march through princes, belted earls and
mere millionaires.-New York Mail.
The Kaiser is said to have left $10,-
900 in tips at Windsor Castle. What q
welcome visitor he would be here at
the present moment New York Sun.
Jerome X. Jerome says he is back in
this country for some new jokes. He is
likely to soon find out that the cost of
living here is not one.-Washington
Post
Now If the motto on dimes were the
subject under discussion, it would be
about more iutelligently.-New York
Mail.
1t seems that the per capita circula-
ton in 1893 was $23.23, while now it is
S33.23. We hope none of the hoarders
is alarmed over that 23.--New York
Tribune.
tn hn fifrIt
ness of things monetary, have resolved
to play bridge only sixteen hours day
instead of twenty, as heretofore. New
York Mall.
There is nothing whatever In bush
ness or financial conditions in this
country to cause uneasiness to any man
who Is engaged in an honest business. -.
Washington Post.
There will be further drop in the
prices of provisions and meats says
an Armour manager. 'Furtherg" Has
anyone noticed the previous drop?--
New York World.
At the Weather Bureau these days
they are enjoying a delightful new
game, known as Earthquake, earth
quake, who's got the earthquakew-
Washington Herald.
A seat on the New York Stock Ex-
change has dropped to the insignificant
sum of $4,000. Doubtless, standing
room is down as low as $3S .326.17.-
Washington Herald.
Japan Is buying great quantities OF
American-made steel rails. Let her
alone! A rattling good railroad prob
lem will give her all the war she wants
at home.-Atlanta Constitution.
A Pennsylvania judge announces that
applicants for divorce must prepay