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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Why Letters Are unwrltten.

Why not keep up writingdesk sup
plies just as conscientlously as those
for the pantry? asks writer. rev
households would get along a week
without sugar. salt or soap, yet now
many letters are unanswered for the
lack OF good pen. stamp or an en'
yelope? 1t is not the expense pu'
lack of thought. that keeps an insum
Client or meager supply of the neceS
sary articles on hand
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Matter Of Knowledge.

Lawyer-Are you acquainted with
any of the men on the jury?
Witness-Yes, sir--more than half
of them.
Lawyer-Are you willing to swear
that you know more than half of
themf
Witness--Say. IL 1t comes to that,
I'm willing to swear that know more
than all of them put together hica-
go Daily News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Early Breakfast Assured.

"Say, Bilkins. how do you manage
to get your cook up so early?"
"Great scheme. / talked astronomy
to her until she became Interested"
THAT so?"
''You bet! Now she gets up every
morning before four to see the comet,
and after she has seen it, why. it is
too late to go back to bed, so she
starts the fire and cooks breakfast
Chicago Daily News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
A Man of Mark.

Prisoner" said the judge, taking q
part in the examination himself, 'the
imprint left by the thief on the stolen
jewel case corresponds exactly with
the markings of your thumb. Now, as
a matter of fact, isn't 1t yours? Didn't
you make that Imprint"
"Why, your honor" stammered the
prisoner, Il think-that is, be
-well--er--that's my impress
sion. Chicago Tribune.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
No Cause for Worry.

Mrs. DeStyle-Oh. doctor. you mus
do something to get me on my feet
This is my "at home" day.
DR.. Cubebs--Don't worry. madam
You'll be at home all right.-Chicago
Daily News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Easily Remedied.

Physician-Hav you any aches or
pains this morning?
Patient-Yes. doctor; 1t hurts me to
breathe-in fact. the only trouble now
seems to be with my breath.
Physician-All right. I'll give you
something that will soon stop that
Chicago Daily News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
A Terrible Shock.

Great Editors Wife--I regret to
say, sir, that my husband is sick, and
cannot see anyone.
Caller (sympathetically) What
seems to be the matter?
Il don't know; he has not uttered a
word since he came in; he has re,
ceived some terrible shock"
"Ah, see. He probably ran across
some man who never heard of his pa
perm. Y. Weekly.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
BaIkino Car.

Redd-Does your automobile ever
baik?
Greene-Well, should say it did
Why. only yesterday we came TO a
sign by the roadside, which said:
Slow down. Do not go over eight
miles an hour And. do you know,
the pesky machine baked and
wouldn't go another yard!-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
The Latest Program.

"IIow do you expect to get people
to vote for you If you don't hustle?"
my friend" answered Senator Scr.
ghum, "the time has come when hust-
ling is fraught with danger. The way
TO do now is to act modest, and let
the opposition keep talking until 1t
queers itself by saying something
clumsy" --Washington Star.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
; az d { SZE SS5 sS -
STILLS
Pat MAYS States.

Little Grill want another slate
just like my last one. 1t was made
by Pat May. He's only 16 years old.
too. He made my slate last year.
Dealer--I never heard of any such
manufactures. Won't one of this sort
do?
why, yes. that's the very kind.
See? Here's his name, Pat May
49, IN Y Weekly.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Ivy Both Good and Bad.

Ivy growing over the walls oil q
house renders the structure cool III
summer and warm in winter. 1t also
Keeps the walls dry. It is. however
very destructive to woodwork, TOTO
Ing the joints apart.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Sampled Things.

Patience-Dld you ever attend a
cooking school?
Patrice-oh, yes; I've had that kind
of dyspepsia. too'-Yonkers States.
man.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Handicapped FemlnlnIty

Nothing can be more unlucky FOR
woman than to be born plain. A WON
an without attractions of some sol'
starts life even mo-e severely hanur
capped than a man without brains
Ladiea' Field.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
What?

Yeast--I see houses in Berlin are
numbered in luminous paint.
Crimsonbeak-Bright idea.--Yonk.
ers Statesman.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
He Got a Lemon.

There was a young fellow named Root
Who thought fair maid he would SCOT
But his hopes failed to soar
For his wooing 1t boar
Nothing but most acidulous froot.
Baltimore American.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
NEW FAD FOR GUESTS AT A PHIL.
ADELPHIA HoSTELRY.
Health and Comfort Found Far Up
in the Air Above the Dust
and Noise of the Quaker
Metropolis.

Innovations of such startling char.
acter are constantly being introduced
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Business In Short Meter.

"Blest be the ties that bind"
Thus spake the merchant wise;
1.-THE ties that bind the customer
Are known as ADVERTISE
Chicago Tribune.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12

What are you looking SO happy
over, old MANI"
81 am rejoicing over the birth OF
twins"
Great Scot! congratulate you!"
Don't congratulate me, go and con,
graduate Jones, he's the lucky man
l never did like hint"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
] thought you said Horace

Gladys thought you said Horace
was very popular.
Evelyn so he is-one of the most
popular men in college,
Gladys-That's funny. Everybody
seems to be down on him now.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12

blase guest sinks to sleep pleasant
dreams of free forest life can be
summoned without effort.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-12-12
Trimmed.

The ostrich plumes,
That trims her hat,
Have trimmed me. too
I tell you that.
Detroit Free Press.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-03-28

-Serr unO Sruu Sranf Summler
reilen i'm 9aufe Ses SOmmsrs fir eiuen
ldnssren slufentbalt nod europa.
- Wtit ben Gussrabunsen fir oas
Gusrbarbt Wtuieum in Siup aus Part
lit WiOntag bssonuen tpOroen uno iOll
oas @ebdube bis gum Is. September
fertis iein.
- Die usue Union giational 8ant
but jest Ous 8uub Gi9entbum an Der
Sprucs StruBe Oefiuitiu uusefauft unb
$4,000 fir Die so bel 80 5uB sroBe
YaulOt bejablt.
- Or. s. s. SruOt reihte 0Onner'
flag feline 8siisnatiOn uls itdOtiider
Yatteriolose ein, neil ibm Die Stelluns
ui6t lObuenO seuus erIfien unO nudOem
Der WiaDOr Die HeiisnutiOn ansenOns
men butts. sruunnte sr Or. 8. SO.
S8ainwrisbt als SatteriOlose. Die
Stells brin9t benz Snbuber 81 900 iGbr'
li9 Elm.
= 8Ola, Die jussnOlids 3o6ter Oes
6rnnt 9uuoloro BON Der italisnilhen
2luiisoeluns an 9tObiuiOu Strase. 5iin'
oste iit Samitus. ais iie init Strsif'
bOl;sru ipielte. Die Slsiouus in SrunO
uuO sbs ibr 8siitunO sessbsn rpsrOsn
fonnts, mar ibr 8OrOerfOrper fOrmlif
serOitet. ibrsu 3uitunO Su eincm lsbens.
9eidbrliheu maheno.
- Drsi..,uuOrOeutlihs 9ldse wurbeu
SOnutas 9taht ourh Die Polijei aus
sebobsu = Der uOn Wturp SiOWnins,
no lid jlpet MtGnuer unO orei 6ruusn
beinnOen, Der pon annie 9lsbp, mo-
orei Widuner unb brei 6rausn ii6 be-
fanoen, Der oon Carrie Sromn, Die
allein mar, unS Der pon Wislinoa SO1o,
mo- Ii6 fiini 6ruuen uuO brei WtGnner
bsianOeu. glae pier RIdse waren
in Der slei4en 0iudburi6ait OIL
RupmOnO Court. Die Rajjia srSub
fir ben itdotiIten Sddel juIammeu
1920, osnu Die Gissntbhmsr Der PIdss
wurOsu is $50 uuO bic unOsren Ssr'
baftetsn js $40 am WlOntas bsitraft. -
8sltellt 6as .0oaeublatt.-
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-03-28
&hmlz @chnrne.

DieIe SOrperibnft bsidlOB Wtontas
slbenb, auBer ben iGOn pOrber beitimms
ten 16 neuen S1uljimmern noh Deis
tsre 32 srbausn 5u laiien. nadoem oas
Baucomite iiber oiesln9ele9euheit siinitis
berihtet bate. Sn Der 2. Waro foll
an Stelle Der alteu yiO. "a S6ule elm
aus a6t 3inmeru beitebenoes @ebduoe
errihtst msroen; in Der 3. Baro ,wei
cots un9efauft uuo Elm 5pei 3immer
@ebduOe erridtet meroen; In Der 8.
g8aro loll oaS brittle Stodperf Der 0tO.
6 S6ule fir 5wei 3immer bergeri6tet
meroen; in Der 13. Naro Elm Iehs 3im'
mer 9lnbau au Die gio. 2s Sdule se'
ma9t werben; in Der 1S. SBarO elm
pier 3immer 9lnbau al Die gtO. ~
S6ule; in Der 81. Waro elm a9t 3ims
mer @ebGuoe errihteu meroen.
Sine Re9el muroe au9enommen, laut
pel6er Die @rfabrun9 FOLDER Sebrer
au6erbalb Der Staot, Die bier m1blbar
Iiuo, ibueu crebitirt werben lou, menn
Iie ben nOtbisen Seweis lieiern.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-03-28
WnleDS->
IS -
Mustrleitne
Oiter
MusltellllIlg

9anoihubeu in wsiB. i9war, unb
al ben uislusrlau9ten Sdattirunsen.
@6ts Spisen 3ai6eutii6er in POint
Du1eB unb Saleucieunes.
Seine 5piseH, glitter uno Stiderei
Robeu.
Crepe uno 2ibertg Scaris.
@4ts uuO uudseubmts Spisen Scurfs
uuo StoleS.
GbiffOn iOluie Jies Soas.
Damen SalsbetleiOunseu in GROCER
guswubl. @iirtsl S9nullen uno leOerne
GaIden. 2aillen uno Sleiber SGnsen in
gtousltp Seioe. elssaute Gaillen fur
Diner uno Tbeater 9ebrau9, Ieioene
llnterrOde in weiB, i6wari uuO allen
neueu Saattirun9en.
PradtuOlls guswabl Don 0amen
fancp Striimpfeu in 9aumwolle, Sisle
3wirn uno SeiOe.
WtGuuer 0alSbefIeiOun9en uuo
Striimpfe.
Sran;Oiiide SrsanOies in ertluiiUsn
0iuiteru, banOgeitifte Saillen Wtuiter,
9eIttdte Viuens uno Shwei;er, SOnnen'
i6irme uuO farbiSe Resenibirms.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-03-28
O. Suuutpre.

= Der Messer 30. 6. 9ate BON
ben r@Ornsrs" muBts Sumltas So
Strafe bsjablsn, neil sr su jung &c.
idla6tetes aalbfteiid uertaufts.
- Der alarm BON Saiten "a am
5reitas wurOs ourd einen 8ranb in
eiuem uerfalsneu @ebduOe an Gin
StraBe ueranlaBt, Der in elm puar Ofi.
nuten BON Der 6euerpebr bswdltist lpers
ben fonnte.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-03-28
aeuer 4 SentS sosen.
:. S. 9aODtg. $40 2afamanna Nbc
StaOt unO Gountb.

-Serr Ooftor Z. SSeblau mar
eini9e Gage OurG elm slu9sulsiOen ans
Saus sefeiislt.
- 6rau Sora SObuion uou Wtuls
berrD Strabe lit WtOntus als FOli;ei
Wfatrone ernannt wOrOsn, an SteIle
uOn 6rau Padarb.
- Die idmmtti6en 9OtOmOtiusleiter
Der .. & 8. @iisnbubn. BON 9Bilfes.
Barre bis gum Canada Terminal, 6as
ben nm cine SObnerbCbuus uOn Is bis
25 PrOjent nah9eiudt.
= Sebr oft fiiblen mir cine Streii.
belt in ben Slieosrn, Die ourf cine
leidte @rtdltuns beruorssruien lit.
Benn mir ct. 9atobs Sel beuueen,
werosn mir Obne .3wrifel in turjsr 3eit
sebeilt isin.
- arhiteft G. z. @alter lit am
OOnnerita9 formell als Supsrintsubent
Oss Bureaus Der Suuinipettion er-
nannt woroen, an Stslle pon s. Z.
Sromn. Der am /. gpril ausi6eioet
uno reii9nilt bat.
- Or. Charles 9. @elbert, Der bis.
Der oils ftdotiider GbisrarSt funsirte,
rsi4ts Samitas feline Refsnution Elm
unO oils ieiu 0tadfOlssr murOs Or.
Satob Selmer ernannt, Der am /.
april Die Stelle antrsten mirO.
Sir ben April 3ermin bes Serimis
nal @eri6tes, Der nddlten Miontag be.
9inut uno jwsi &O6sn anbalten wirb,
itsben 164 Safe sur GrleOisuns auf Der
elite, Die DOuneritas BON Diitrift gln.
malt S'Srisu fertis seitellt purOs.
= slnfanSs uerfloIiensr ISOLDE Der.
lautete bier 8erii6tsweiie, baB Die Stess
muier Srau @ompanie uon 9Biltes,
Sarre uno anbere SntersIiirte bier cine
groBe neue 8rauerei erri9ten laiien
miiroen, UNI Der Combination uon
Srauereien Den Srie9 ju srfldren.
9err @eor9e s. Stssmnier, Setretar
Der Ste9maier Brau @ompnnie, erflGrtc
aber am Oouueritas, OaB ieine @ompa.
ME nidt Elm Oerartises SOrsebsn be.
;pede, neber Oireft nod inbireft.
= Der we9en Sull6miiuSerei fir
eiu Subr uerurtbeilts 9atrif @lifiorc
benuste feline Wtuieieit OaSu, um iit
nsiter ausjubilOen. reun am SOnntao
wuroe Ourd isiu @eitdnOniB feitseitellt,
bnB sr siuen S. 8slOi6ein uuf $40 sr'
bObt uuO Dem Sames S'9ara aufse'
bGn9t bate, Der 9esenilbtr oem County
9siGusniB einsu SaOeu betreibt unO Ous
Rriuile9ium bate, ben 9efan9ener
Naaren ju Uerfaufen. Cicero 8iIt
iams, Elm auoerer @efun9ener, wurbl
alS Wtitbetbsilister aud uerbaftet uni
beiOe Oaun fir Elm YsrbOr ju paris
burg gebalten.
- MiagOr Dimmif bat am OOnnsr
flag Elm an bic giirser 9srtdtetst
Sdreibsu betanut ssmu6t. in lpeldeH
oarauf aufmerfiam 9emaft niro, 6ul
in glnbetradt Oss 8e6iel Der SailOu ei
ansebraht lit, cine sriinOIihe Reini
suu9 Der 8Obubduier unb SOfe uOrSu
uebmen, nm ir9enO mel6e Seime ju be
Ieitisen, Die Sur Solss babsn tOnnten
oaB Sruutbsiten entitsbeu, Dst
Wiupor's Gnrssuus lit cine gang Dor
siislids unO es lit futtii6 bic YHid
Der Sarger, ibr 5Olse ju lsiltsu, benz
man iiasrt iid uuO Die 6umitis, iOwi
wh bic 9ta4barn OaOurh Dor mOs
liher aniteduus. 9llio riiitis AMI
gSert, I'M Den S6utt unO llnratb oil,
oem Nese ju ihofien, Oumit Scrantol
UOn elmer weitersn Gpibsmis usrl9Ou
bleibt.
E| llnterri9t im SlauierIpiel CT
theilt untsr sinitisen 8e6insunseI
6rGuI.iu emma 6rsp. 519 Piue ctr.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-03-28
Samen.&nmensSnmerr

ROtbes, gBeises uno @elbe.Sted.
Swiebslu, @riiue @rbien. SOrn, Salut,
&uOiss6en, 0tsttise, 8Obnsu, ROtbss,
8eiBe' unb @elbs Oiiibsu, iowie alle
SOrten BON friideu beutidsu Sdms.
reien, bsim Pfuno ODER WtaB.
@bwarb Siebeder.
1917 $50 Yadamanna guenue.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
Order of Publication.

State OF Michigan, County of Shiawassee, S.
AT a session of the Probate Court for
said County held at the Probate Office in the
City of Corunna on Monday, the nth day of
December, in the year one thousand nine hun
dred and six.
Present, Matthew Bush, Judge OF Probate.
In the matter Of the estate of Edwin Edgar,
deceased, on reading and filing the petition of
Martha Burge praying that administration OF
said estate may be granted to the petitioner or
some other suitable person.
isoroered that the 14th day of January next,
at ten o'clock In the forenoon. at said Probate
Office be assigned for hearing said petition.
And it is further ordered, that copy OF this
order be published three successive weeks
previous to said day of hearing. In THE OwOsso
TIMES, q newspaper printed and circulating
In said County OF Shiawassee.
MATTHEW BUSH.
Judge of Probate.
BY KATHERINE e. KELSEY.
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
Rivalry In Big Mansions.

The rivalry of the Pittsburg million
aires manifests itself mostly in the
building Of vast mansions In New York
city. Mr.. Carnegie set the pace with
his great house on upper Fifth avenue.
Then his former employee, Mr.. Schwab,
decided to build a more snowy and
costly establishment on the west side
of the city. Now Mr.. Frick, who lost
his admiration for Mr.. Carnegie few
years ago. pays $2,400,000 for the
Lcnox library site on Fifth avenue. be,
tween Seventeen and Seventy-First
streets, and will erect there residence
to cost millions.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
GIVING OUT.
The Struggle Discharges Many a
Citizen of Owosso.

Around all day with an aching back;
Can't rest at night;
Enough to make any one ''givo out.
Doan's Kidney Pills will give renew
ed life
They will cure the bockache;
Cure every kidney i'll.
Here is Owosso proof that this is so;
Carl Sidal, retired living near the
Corunna Road, Owosso, Mich, says: Il
suffered from kidney trouble number
of years ago which seemed to be in the
worst stage l suffered from pains
across the small of my back and in the
shoulder blades, was dizzy at times and
it was only with great misery that l
was able to lift anything. The action
of my kidneys was too frequent and l
would have to arise as many as eight
times at night to pass secretions,
which would be of dust like brick and
contained sediment. l also suffered
from rheumatism and seemed to be
growing worse speedily. procured
Doans Kidney Pills after I had con-
suited a physician and they quickly
cured me of the trouble. do not hest
tate to recommend Doans Kidney Pills
to anyone suffering from the same
| trouble"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cants Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
| States.
Remember the name Doan's and take
no other.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
A New MaIady.

1t was Christmas day, and the candy
lion had been waiting-oh, so patiently
for Mary to finish her dinner. Much
against her baby wishes had she been
obliged to swallow the last OF her
bread. When her mother insisted on
her finishing her milk the small face
looked up in desperation as she lisped,
"Mozzer, If l eat any more food l will
be humpback in my stomach, like
dpav'-Lippincott's
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
Probate Order.

State OF Michigan, County OF Shiawsssee. IS
At q session OF the Probate Court for the
County, of Shiaw8ssee held at the Probate
Once, in the City of Oorunna on the nth day OF
December. in the year one Thousand nine hum
dred and six.
Present, Matthew Bush, Judge OF Probate.
In the matter of the estate OF John
H. Wood, deceased, Mary H Wood as admi mis-.
tratrix having rendered TO this court her final
account.
1t is ordered that the 2lst day Of Jancary.
next at ten o'clock in the forenoon, at said Pro.
bate ONCE, be appointed for examining and
allowing said account
And 1t is further ordered that copy of this
order be published three successive weeks pre-
vious to said day of hearing In THE Owosso
TIMES a newspaper printed and circulating IN
said County of Shiawassee.
MATTHEW BUSH.
Judge of Probate.
BY KATHERINE E. KELSEY.
Probate Register.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
THE GRANGE
Conducted by Ne
J. W. BARROW. Chatham. N. Y.A
Press Correspondent NeD York STATE
Grange
AS POLICEMAN.
ONE OF THE DUTIES OF THE GRAN&
SUGGESTED.
Farmers interests Are Enforced
Instances Cited In Michigan.

Instances cited In Michigan
Every we'll informed member Of the
Order Of Patrons of Husbandry Is
aware Of the fact that among its earli-
est achievements was the enforcement
of laws in he central western states
against sharpers who claimed royalties
on slide gates and driven wells. These
royalties amounted to about $40 on
each gate or well, and while the claims
were believed to be unjust and without
foundation most farmers would pay
the SO rather than fight the matter in
the courts. At this point the grange
stepped in and took the farmers part
and with grange funds prosecuted
test case, Won the suit and stopped the
blackmail. 1t was an instance of what
the grange could do rs policeman. and
1t did 1t because it had the interests OF
the farmer at heart.
A Michigan grange paper thinks that
there are still opportunities for the
grange to do police work and cites two
or three instances. In one county in
Michigan peculiar state of affairs is
disclosed The county treasurer has
large amount of funds in hand which
the law requires him to apportion every
three months amo2g the townships, but
instead Of doing so he puts it in bank
| in which he is financially interested.
| He tells the farmer supervisors when
| they ask him why he does not comply
with the law that they are lot or
blockheads and when they ask him to
| examine his hooks says that he does
not keep any and that he Will appor'
! ton the money when he gets ready.
| Now, as mandamus proceedings would
cost about 500 and as there are NOT
| many farmers who care to pay 500 to
| vlndicate n principle nothing is done
| to bring this public servant to justice.
| Our contemporary suggests that the
| state grange might very well act as
| policeman in this case.
| Another instance in Ohio relates to
two cent fare between stations In
| that state. Michigan has the same law,
but the railroad running from Adrian
20 Toledo charges cents per mile,
claiming that the two stations 'are not
vlthin the state" but are in two differ
ent states. A complaint to the inter
state commission might induce some
action in the matter, but no private in
dvidual seems to have interest enough
to do It, Here again the grange police
man might step in and endeavor to Sc
cure justice.
There is no doubt that the grange has
certain duties along this line and to
take the aggressive in enforcing laws
which bear upon the farmers interests
but in those cases where farmers are
not directly interested it would be quite
as we'll to let others perform the police
act.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
1Snnn This In Wind.

The prosperous grange not only gets
new members, but keeps the old. The
most successful grange is not the one
that has enrolled the largest number.
but that which keeps the largest per-
centage of its enrolment on the list
Of active workers. People Go not join
the grange for the sake Of joining, but
for the good to be obtained after they
become members
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11

Billy-So yer didn't get nuthin' but
jacklznife and sled fer Christmas?
Tommy-Yes, OATS all l got worth
speakin' Of. Dere wuz a suit Of clothes.
and a pve-coat, and hat or two, and
some underclothes, and book OF
poems, Csome stockin's and gloves,
and som4 e5llars and cuffs, and a few
other things like dat, not worth speakin'
of.-Men apd Women.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
A BInck MIST.

Most trading steamers which wish to
study economy and effect have their
aft mast painted black. If they did
not the mast would soon be sullied
by smoke and would look very dirty
in consequence. The smoke from the
vessels funnel is carried backward by
the forward motion of the vessel, and
the mast would look grimy If it was
painted any other color than black.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11

the nOmina ton
would kill the par
ty. In an inter
view the wealthy
senator to be de-
clared that his
fortune and his
great financial in
terests would be
his servants, add
ing: do you not
see that a man
m ay b C o III e
wealthy and indie
pendent enough to
di SIR e gard his
wealth if his duty
to his try
calls upon him to
do IT, / have
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11

WANTED Lady solicitors for profit
able and payin@ business calling on
retail merchants, in ~'clans aud other
business and professlo,'al n-i,. Ii you
are hustler and desire To carr, good
salary, lose no time in answ ing this
advertisement. Address, L. G. G. A,
Association Bldg, La Crosse, Wis
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
NERVOUS DEBILITY,

Vital Weakness and Prostra-
ton from Overwork and other
causes. Humphreys HOmeo-
pathic> Specific No. %, in use
over 40 years, the only success
full remedy. 81 pervial, or spec
ial package for serious cases, $5.
Sold by Drugg or sent prepaid receipt of price.
Humphreys Med. Co., William & John Sts, Ny.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11
PO LIT l c A L

Senator Gusgenheim's Programme.
AS was expected, the Republican
caucus of the Colorado legislature vot-
ed 6S to for the nomination of Simon
Guggenheim, the multimillionaire ore
smelter, to succeed United States Sen
ator Patterson on March next. The
one opposing vote was case by Repre-
sentative Gincent, who prophesied thai
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11

Don't Let the MistletOe Drop.
It Is very Nnlucky If the mistletoe
should fall frotQ the place where 1t has
been hung up.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-01-11

Stops itching instantly. Cures piles,
eczema, salt rheum, letter, itch, hives,
herpes, scables-Doan's Ointment. AT
any drug store.