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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09
LACKING in GRACE
FEW WOMEN SEEM TO STAND OR
WALK CORRECTLY.
Here Are a Few Hints on the Subject
OF the Proper Carriage Of the
Body--lIlustrations OF Un.
graceful Attitudes.

Anyone who will take the trouble to
watch a crowd of girls or women
walk together will gain some valuable
experience on the possible varieties
Of ungraceful carriage.
Not two women ont Of every hun.
dred seem to be able to achieve grace
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09
Explained.

Mrs. De Style has a suspiciously
high color"
'Oh, no, not suspicious. Certain
She never buys the low-priced makes.
Baltimore American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09
JunQle Joke.

Hello, Jumbo" bantered the smart
monkey. IF big ears are the sign Of
generosity you should be very gener
GUS"
Il am, Jocko," replied thr zig elo
plant, as he made quiCl .unTe
Have trunk on me-"
The simian was tossed to the top
most branch of a cocoanut tree.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09
A Suspicion.

The lazy man shall not hout.
But let him idle all the day.
For II he tried to work, no doubt.
He'd just be getting In the way.
Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09
SOUR ON HIM.

You're lemon!" the young man cried,
As he Rugged her Just to tease her;
III that's the case" she quick replied,
You must be lemon squeezer."
Chicago Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09
The Result.

To market" to market"
A fortune to win:
Home again. home again,
Shorn to the skin.
Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09

Mrs. f.. M. Tinney,. story writer,
325 Il. Nueva st., San Antonio, Tex,
writes:
'During 1901 ! suffered form nasal
catarrh, which various other remedies
failed TO relieve
"Six bottles Of Peruna, which I
took, entirely cured mo, the catarrh
disappearing and never returning.
~ therefore cheerfully recommend
Peruna TO all similarly afflicted"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09
Easier.

This little fact doth ever balk
The struggle for the right;
IT'S easier to sit round and talk
Than to stand up and fight.
Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-09

Wife (peotically)-Ah. the burning
of the leaves in the park in the au-
tumn! What does the aroma remind
you of, my dear?
Hubby-The cigars you bought me
for a birthday present.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Some sneak thief entered the home
of " 5 Thompson al SH7 Walnut
street. last ght while Mr.. Thompson
was sound asleep and the women folks
were an at church aud stole various
articles ri value MI thompson Is
baggage master on the NJ. and o. run,
ming south from Cairo, aud had In his
froos er's pocket q book containing
many valuable papers This was tail.
en-. He did not discover the theft till
ho was ready to ieay ON bis train and
did not have time TO make thorough
investigation Of the premiae1 He
says the papers are OF much value to
him. but of no value anyone else.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
Where Man Is Gallant.

In many foreign cities there Is a
marked absence of the gallantry that
in this country habitually character.
ICES the attitude Of men toward wo-
men. Eleanor Gates, young Ameri-
can writer who has travelled widely
IN the United States. SAYS that def
erence toward her sex decreases with
the increasing density of population.
In sparsely settled regions Of the
west woman stands upon plane
tacitly superior. New York is the
most ungallant city in the United
States
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
|. {. IS TO MAKE
IMPROVEMENTS
PRESIDENT HARAHAN SAYS MIL
LIONS ARE TO BE SPENT
$500 FREIGHT CARS AND so
locomotives ORDERED.

New Orleans. Feb. Z5.-AAu.uce-
~ nt Of many million dollars worth 81
contemplated improvements 10y Tho
IHinoi Central was made hero 'oIav
by resident Harahsn lie said the
road sill Immediately -chase $500
freight cars al a cost Of $500 GOO and
in addition 81 locomotives. The cars
to be- furnished by November next
land The engine hy oei"'"r
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
SOCIETY NEWS


Miss Dana Jones was The houoree
or a .urprise social visit Saturday
night from a party of her friends who
called at the home q her sister Mrs.
Wesley Mcknight 2Sl5 Sycamore
street and proceeded TO- have an en-.
ioyable evening
Games AMI refreshments We're the
order OF the evening and We're par
ticipa,ed in by the following guests
Misses Emma Perez. Fannie Hen
shaw Martha Barnes Hattie Cum
mings Halle Knight Mary Lewis
Messrs GuF stevens. Clark Perkins,
James knight, Wills Lewis w w
Lewis, Guy Lewis, Billie Barnes win
Evans aud Clarence Frey.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

r. l. WEIGH of Chicago secretary
Of the National Indoor Base Ball As
ISOLATION has written to the officers
of the indoor Club here. asking that
they send photographs Of the $ veral
teams soon after the season closes,
for publication in the Official Guide.
There are four teams here engaged in
playing Il series Of Xciting games
and they will make a striking group.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
CHURCH HAS BOWLING ALLEY

Mason CTS. a.. Feb. 25-The Cos
-t'aDw' clucd go This city b 3
-.'fEtai 2 how'll alley IN whi 70
i-He nenaaaa- HaF play The neF
feature is h.Ina watched with intere
aH a-.r fae slate.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
For Confidential Messages.

Disappearing paper is a novelty for
use by those whose CORES pondents
forget to burn the letters after their
utility has ceased ia IS stepped in sui
phurie acid. dried and glazed, the acid
being partly neutrj izod by ammonia
vspor It tails to- pieces after a given
time
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mound City representing the plain
Ills. Attorney Angus Leek of this civ
appeared for the def ndant The prom
er y in question is a small house ia
Cairo which the defendant a ueg-es
claims as her property received fro p
her brother the late Henry Terre
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
PONY skates On Rollers,

Baby Ruth, the only pony in the
world thar can skate on roller skates
win be On exhibition Thursday Fri,
day and Saturday at the Roller Rims
ON Sycamore street. This wonderful
little animal will please the children
as well as those Of larger growth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
COUPLE SIGNS
AN AGREEMENT
TO BE MARRIED AT PURE FOOD
SHOW-C. A. PETIT BONDS.
MAN FOR THEIR APP
PEARANCE,

~ y Ne' - ''S'' Z siie p"'''' '''''s "
wedding wall actually take pace.
Manager Milton Sanchez Of the Pure
Food show last night secured me
...... Il. a.,..,. .,a 49,. -
~ '@''A r - '''
be married Thursday evening al me
show Go a W.ittea agreement a. am
evidence Of their bona fide intention
q.,t .,,,..a,.,,,o,+ IL ri. falIavs..
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Piano sold ou easy terms, and loW
prices Fred p. Watson & Bro. Cairo.
Ill., J. Fl. We-termaHn. general rep
resentatiVe.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

]. W. Vickers Of Barlow, Ky was in
the city on business yesterday
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

George F. Bird and daughter, Miss
Geneviara,. of Netaug, came down
yesterday on shopping tour and 20
attend the performance of THE Van
dcrbilt Cup" at the opera house.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF


Guy Dickerson and Nellie G. Robi
son, both Of Cairo
General Lee ana Ola Coleman, both
.Of Cairo
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

spring millinery for Mrs. c, Il. BracS-
ctts store Mrs Arms rong will take
the position 4 head miIlin for Mrs
Bracket beginning next Monday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mrs. Lucy D, Cof e Of Wickliffe,
was here shopping yesterday
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

]. d. Warner, proprietor Of the Boat
Store, is confined to his home by
Illness.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mrs. John w Beard who has been
seriously III Is improving.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mrs. John G. Russell. Of Charleston.
Mo. is the guest of her sister. Mrs
W. A. Mcknight, of Ninth street,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mrs. Frank Armstrong has returned
from st. Louis, where she purchased
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Advertising iu The Bulletin pays the
advertiser because If g. read
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Friends of the Bulletin are reques
cd to send Or telephone items 10 this
office.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
snounh to Keep Factories BUSY.

About 3.o0O pieces Of glassware
and crocEary are broken on each
goyage Of irst-class ocean steamer.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Onice- Wade Yesterday arrested
the demented man named Beck. who
has been wandering about The city
tor some months pasta ting
strangely. The man had big dirk
I'm his pocket and had made threat
ening remarks and demonstrations
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

With the original New York Pro-
duCtion and cast intact, including
NelIa BerGen, Albert Hart. jean
nette Lowrie. George Schiller.
Monte Elmo, George Tallmen.
The Master Work Of the March King
pRCE>; Entire lower floor $l.5O; first two
rows dress circle $l.OO balance 75c; gallery
SOC. Seats on sale Monday, Feb Is.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26
IN POLICE CIRCLES
Burglar at Ice Factory-Boardlng
House Thief Caught-Dangercus
Lunatic in Custody.

During Sunday night some one
broke into Gallghers ice factory and
,nIe a lot at brass attachments from
the engine room. Among the artjc' $
takeD wa a lrbricato-. some brass
cups. pjl cans. etc, all of the value
of about 500 The watchmaa had
been discharged only the night be-
fore
The thief who some time ago stole
various articles Of value from q
trunk in The hallway at 22ol Fop,er
street has been captured and turned
ove, 10 The officers Of the law He
was white man who had access
To tHo house Some If TIE stolen
property. a gold watch and other
fh.ag-. were found ia his posses on
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mrs. L. A. Howard will leave today
for Jackson, Tenn. to visit her daugh-
ter. Mrs. P. G. Callahan
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mr.. and Mrs, Herman Brooks. nee
Ingram, have gone to housekeeping
on Eighteenth street, where they will
be at home to their friends after
March LIST.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mrs. A. J. Miller who has been the
guest of Judge and Mrs. w n ButleG
en- route from New Orleans returned
last evening to her home in Golden
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Roy G. Gholson has returned from
Jackson Tenn. where he pent sun
day as the guest Of Miss Fannie Toll
son.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mrs. W, T. Marshall and Master Ce-
dr.c Marshall Of Charleston, Mo. who
have been guests of Mr. and Mrs
John Summons have returned home.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Hartley for
merly Of this city. have returned 10
St. Louis from Mexico City and will
be stationed in that city for time.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-02-26

PERSONAL NOTES
xyxyy1xxsV1.is1s asissssSisSsSss


---~-
So.
MISS Elih Do''ii = e0''''''N0
Mis' 'oni
seriously III y lHip'o' 'ia'
J. ". NlckeFs OF barlow ~. was ~
Mrs. Lucy y CON e o. NlchiiHe,
was here shopping yesterday
]. D. Warner proprietor OF the Boat
Illness.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
HOME FINANCING.
The Ever Present Problem Of Providing
For the Future.

The Ever Present Problem Of Providing
For the Future.
There is one problem that dominates
rhe home-an obtrusive, pervasive
problem that ofttimes fills the whole
horizon of life-One that, like BanquO's
ghost, will not down." 1t is the ever
present question of home financing.
When we have mastered the "to have"
the problem Of the Ito hold confronts
us. 1t Is the question of providing for
the home which can never be properly
answered until we realize that PRO
vide is Il verb that should ever be
corrugated in two lenses, present and
future.
There is in our American life too Of
ten blind optimism in living up to an
income, in assuming that because the
sun of prosperity shines warmly today
there is no need of providing umbrel-
las for possible rainy tomorrow.
Those who wisely live within an in
come rarely have to face the problem
Of trying to live without one There
are two simple guarantees against fu-
ture poverty and dependence on 9th
ers, two great safeguards for home
and family-a bank book and an insur-
ance policy. They represent the ma
terial defense Of the home, bulWark
of loves forethought standing strong
and firm in the hour of need.-Delinea-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
LONGEVITY.
It's Oeadiest Foes Are Excitement,
Hurry and Worry.

What is the secret of longevity? We
answer: The surest guarantee Is Il
genius for it, bodily and mental pre-
disposition to long life. There are
persons who are ''pretigured unto Il
long Duration" Those who have this
gift, which is inherited from long lived
ancestors, will generally reach old age,
even though they trample on the laws
of health, because, although they draw
more largely on their vitality than
careful livers, they begin life with a
vast capital.
For the man Of ordinary stamina the
chief conditions of long life that are
not involuntary are constant occupa-
zion in an honorable calling, regular
hours, bodily exercise plenty of sleep
4 temperate qualification of all the nat
ural appetites n sunny disposition and
a clear conscience. The dcadlicst foes
TO longevity are excitement. hurry and
worry.
Strictly speaking, it is not overwork
that Is, in the agGrcgatc-that kills.
1t IS too much work done in too little
time that causes SO many brcakdowns
today. Work pure aild simple, however
hard or constant, seldom impairs the
health, if only ordinary hygenic pre-
cautions are observed. Mental and
bodily labor within reasonable limits
tend rather to prolong life than to fray
lis thread. Even ovcrwork may do
less injury than underworld rare
and obscure calamity from which no
body is supposed to suffer Success.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
Authority For AnYthinu.

1t has often been said that If man
will look around long enough he VIII
be able to get authority for anything
he wants to do, from sticking his head
in tub of ice water to eating hot
mince pies.
During the past few weeks one doc
tor has assured us that eating green
apples IS extremely healthy, while an
other says that the proper way to eat
meat is to bolt it, holding that it Is
harmful to chew the food.
What is the poor layman to do who
IS striving diligently to make his
health so fine that his family will de
light to associate with him? AS soon
as he has accustomed himself to one
set of rules and regulations some very
careless doctor comes around and tum
bles them all over.
If we will just wait long enough We
will have experts assuring us that cor
sets and cigarettes are absolutely nee
essary to a long and healthy life.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
An Actinic Voice.

Mr.. Martin was Of those who say of
music, Il don't know anything about
t. really, but | know what | like"
Unfortunately his lack of knowledge
never led him to silence.
Il heard wonderful tenor voice
while | was in Paris one summer" he
said, with enthusiasm, to Il patient
friend. "WonderfuI. The highest ten.
or l ever heard"
"lndeed.' said the friend. What Is
his name?'
"Why, | can't recall his name" ad-
mittcd Mr.. Martin but the voice
stays in my mind. Why, man. he sang
way up above the scales with perfect
ease Youths Companion.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
City Fire Alarm Boxes.

Below is given the location:of the real
and imaginary boxes, the latter being
marked with an asterisk (*):
*Box No. 4-Young and Thomas, North
Aberdeen.
*Box No. s. B and Cleveland streets,
Highland. Home.
*Box No. Terrace avUnue and d
street. High School.
*Box No. S-Burrows' Dock.
*Box No. 9-Hume and X streette,
Northern Pacific Railroad Depot.
*Box No. l2-Boone and King streets,
South Aberdeen.
Box No. 15-Wilson Bros Mill.
Box No. Us. f. Slade Mill.
Box No. 2l-Market and + streets.
Box No. 23-American Neil.
Box No. % Heron and + streets.
Box No. 27-Fourth and q streets.
#BoX No. 3l-Franklin School, Market
between Jefferson and Nj streets.
Box No. 32-Hume and II streets.
Box No. 35-Anderson & Middleton
Mill.
Box No. 37-Heron and Broadway.
Box No. 3S-Third and Broadway
Box No. 42-Hart- God Lumber Co. s
Mill.
Box No. 45-Western Cooperage.
Box No. 47-Hume and Washington
streets.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
OF Ordinance No 6lO.


Aberdeen Grocery Co to Public, certif.
cate of articles of Incorporation, capital
stock $4,000.
Poison to E f Stafney, mtg lots 1,l2,
Is, tract 2, Peavey's acreage in Skagit
county-s3OO.
Pacific States Savings & Loan Assn to
II E Mapes. eat mtg-$.500
H E Mapes to Mrs A Cald well, mtg
und]a int in eH lot 9, bl A., OH inal plat
Aberdeen-$20OO.
Will tanning to Public, certific tie of
plat of Roosevelt Beach. Chehalis county.
N w Lumber Co to B w Hayes, sat
mtg Its l,2. bl 8, Moclips.
A NJ Bradley to N Nelson, sat mtg
1t Z, blk "a, w & B add Aberdeen-S6Oo.
NJ Nelson to Equitable Savings &
Loan Assn, mtg lot I, blk "a, w & B add
Aberdeen-$l000.
VT Mcconnell to Aberdeen Brewing
Co, chat mtg bar fixtures. stock liquors,
etc. Cottage Saloon" Aber-$l422.
7 Schamehorn to Same, chattel mtg
stock mdse, furniture, etc, McCleary
Hotel, Summit-$32O0.
G Julian to G S Black, mtg 1t 10, b, 5,
Highland Home add Aberdeen-S350.
A Schulze to Ella Patton, mtg all blks
So. and that vacated part of Fourth
street between hks 5,6, Goodell's add
Montesano-$l000
Kimberk & Ryan to Hayes & Hayes,
bankers, chat mtg electrical fixtures,
stock, etc-$25O.
NJ Cabot to w Johnston, mtg lots j
to s, bl 81, Hoquiam add Aberdeen-TO0
F Fowler to Aberdeen State Bank
chat mtg engine, rigging, etc-Sl3S5.
III Mcleod to + Under, mtg und y
int in mel 1t 3, bl SO, Corrected plat Ho.
quiam-$l250.
Bloomington Lumber & Logging Co to
U S Nat Bank, Centralia, chat mtg saw
logs-$5000.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
HIS TWO BOYS.
One the Hero, the Other the Black
Sheep of the Family.

Sheep Of the Family.
"Lets see," said the man who had
been away a long time, you had two
boys, didn't you?"
EYES," replied Pat. "They would av
been three av thin, but one was born
a girl"
"I remember now. Tom and Andy
YOU named them, after Thomas Jeffer-
son and Andrew Jackson, didn't you?'
"Yes."
"As / remember Tom he was a very
bright little fellow. 1 never knew so
much about Andy?"
".Ah, but that Andy. He's the boy!
He led the big lague twict in battin',
and now he's managin' club in Mis-
souri, and has q contract fer five years
at terrible big salary. Me and his
ma can't get over bein' glad we never
made Andy go to school, but let him
play ball in all the corner lots of the
neighborhood. And all the neiGhbors
have his pitcher III their parlors. They
are proud Of him."
"That's fine. l am glad to hear that
Andy is doing so we'll. But what about
Tom? I always had an idea that he
was going to turn out we'll"
"No; Tom amt amountin' to much.
He was more for wastin' his time Soin'
to college and that. He's only the chief
lltry adviser or something like that
for one of these concerns that prints
books. But thin. you know. they say
there's n black sheep In nearly every
acknowledgements CITY Indenendent
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
Italian View of EnqIish Police.

The English police force does not
shine for its ability in unraveling mys-
tcries or in arresting daring criminals.
Statistics show that not less than 3d.
600 persons disappear unaccountably
from London every year. In many
other cases these strange vanishingS
are direct consequence Of crimes that
in ninety-nine cases out of Il hundred
go unknown or UNPUBLISHED. When ar
rests do follow, especially in thefts and
variably due to interested betrayal,
which puts the detective on the direct
scent. If there is no Informant, the
police do nOthng.-Rome MesaggerO.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
Eczema.

For the good OF those suffering with
eczema or other such trouble, wish to
say my wife had something of that kind
and after using the doctors remedies for
come time, concluded to try Chamber
lain's Salve. and it proved to be better
than anything else she had tried. For
sale by Evans Drug Co. t
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
For an Impaired Appetite.

To improve the appetite and strength
en- the digestion try lew doses OF Cham.
berlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets.
Mr.. j. Ii. Seitz, of Detroit. Mich, says :
"They restored my appetite when inn
paired. relieved me OF a bloated feeling
and caused pleasant and satisfactory
movement of the bowels" Price % cents.
Samples free. Evans Drug Co.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
Home Attractions,

It's all right to travel in Europe
If you have the money to spare
And II you can wrestle with language,
The kind that they use over there:
But ere you pick up and take passage
For pleasures on some foreign strand
You might take a squint at. with profit,
The sights of your own native land.
Out west you may view
A mountain or two.
Some wonderful trees
AS large as you please,
Deep canyons that drop
Clear down TIL they stop.
Some wealth giving mines
And picturesque lines
OF railway and stage
Your eye to engage,
And other things, too,
Quite we'll worth the view.
Or travel down east
And dip in tho feast;
Historical places
The seeing one faces,
And villages quaint
To drop off and paint.
For old Bunker Hill
Is standing there still.
Niagara. they say.
Is well worth a day.
Your eyes you my turn on
Historic Mount Vernon.
II may be all right to travel in Europe,
But if for new wonders you thirst
You'll find them at hand in your owl
native land
So see young America first.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
Wronged.

"But her father objected. Hes q
spendthrift. He has no sense of the
value of money"
"Oh, you're mistaken, papa" she an
swercd him. lie can make dollar
60 as far rs any one. Last night he
showed me one that he had carried
around the world as Il pocket piece."-
Chicago Record Herald.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
EXPLANATION.

Green-I thought Drawley. the archi
tect, was quite wealthy. Brown-Well,
You thought right. Green-But he has
recently been declared a bankrupt.
BroWn-Naturally He undertook to
build house for hisself.-Chicago
News
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
Absentminded.

"Your wife has fallen downstairs and
Is seriously hurt" screamed an excited
neighbor over the telephone.
whats her address? Z" asked the alb
sentminded editor. IN send a re-
porter up to see if he can get her pic
ture. "-Detroit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
oh, So Clever!

Caroline-They say she is a clever
Pauline-She doesn't
even need to converse. She can blast
u reputation just by the way she
sitrugs her shoulders. Broadway Mag
aZine
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-08-01
Knew Without Knowing.

Poor man, he never knew what hit
him."
to know that nothing but an auto
could hit that way"