Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-11
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Hog Killing Matches have come
into favor III church sOciables ia
Pennsylvania. Prize fights have yet
10 become the fad.
That POOR mar who lived six weeks
on sage brush IN Arizona VIII prob
ably put Il new brand Of breakfast
food on the market Don
John sharp Williams says that he
doesn't believe he would care TO live
IN the White House. which Is per-
haps just as well for John Sharps
peace Of mind.
mining News Chosen With Great
Care headlines the Evening Citizen.
The Evening Citizen chooses most Of
It's items with serupulous care from
week before last. .
II has been figured out that maseu-
line Americans spent $4,000, 900 for
clothes last year. No one has dared
to tackle the Job OF estimating what
the women's clothes cost.
49,
A Trinidad man has figured out
that the Colorado city bakes three
quarters Of a mile Of bread every day,
Whether this Is all baked In one loal
has not been aseertaincd.
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The Holbrook Argus says The
Santa Re rains were all delayed
Thursday on account of about four
accidents" And Thursday was q poor
day FOR accidents at that.
eOn account Of unavoidable circum-
stances we are compelled to omit
much news this week" says a terri
torial paper. Must be run on the anne
plan as the Evening Citizen.
Dam the Colorado were Mr..
Roosevelt's brief and explicit instruc-
tons to Mr.. Hartman. Mr.. Harri-
mans inward response probably
didn't apply to the Colorado.
"
1t has been a year Of heavy mortal
ity for the p~otentatcs. The Ahkoond
of Swat. the Maharajah Of Pra, the
Jam Of Nayana@ar and Muzaffar-Ed
Din are only a few Of the royal names
that were born to die.
shades of Columbus.
See II you can find IA dispatch Of
today in today's Morning Journal
The Evening Citizen.
See II YOU can find any kind Of a.
dispatch in the Evening Citizen.
49,
II every business man, says the
Yuma Sentinel, would do business
strictly on a cash basis, 1t would be 4
blessing to us all. No one but a news
paper man could ever have such a
utopian dream as that.
An eastern paper says thar the mod
crn woman wears so many celluloid
combs and other infiammable adj
juncts OF dress that she Is a regular
walking bonfire. The old story of
the moth and the flame.
Miss Jennie CROKER spent $3,500
for a ban room to entertain her guests
one evening in San Mateo. Cal, re-
Gently. Thus do the Samoleons, gar
nered bv the Bond Holders. return
unto the Common Geezer.
Tho approaches to the territorial
capitol. according to the Almanae's
view of It. should be beautlfied. The
price. 1t observes, would be a mere
bagatclle. Where the Almanac's little
rake-on comes in, doth not yet APP
?ear.
"Dislocated Personality is the lat-
est one sprung on a patient and for
bearing public by two members of
the Harvard faculty. Which only
brings to the front again that unans-
werable riddle. why Is a Profess
sor?"
"Hassayampa. saws the Prescott
Journal-Miner. is an Indian word
signifying people who nave livet
here a long time The modern def
milton OF the word IS arrived at by re-
moving the w from the word
lived"
The Tucumcari Times. IN adjacent
paragraphs, states that the supplies
Tor the new drug store have arrived
ana the new skating rink has been
opened. Which indicates that there
are some beginners having "a try-out
with the elusive roller.
sac
\ Sad Lament.
David Care picked up "a very beau
tiful nugget, which was interviewer
with quartz. | wish more of us poor
mortals could nnd such things more
observation-disclosures, AriZ.. correspond
ence OF Prescott Journal-Miner,
sEs
No Gran Games ON the Side.
IL Is said that the new board Of
county commissioners will see To 1t
that no other lines of business out
side OF the regular county officials
business. will be conducted I'm the
court house.-Tucumcari Times.
So
Mrs. william IA. Baylis OF New
York has given up her husband for
church work. and club duties. Man is
rapidly becoming a mere impeachment
10 the triumphant progress OF majes-
ur Woman. At present he Is merely
tolerated. The worst Is yet TO come,
80
Dr. shirley Bragg of Alabama de-
clares that The jails of the state are Ia
such condition that they ought to be
burned Dr. BragE's statement has
caused great Interest in Albuquerque
and o. is understood the members OF
the city council have appointed al
COMMITTEES TO correspond with the
Aiahaman.
The Evening citizen Is smoking w
10 has a special from El Paso re-
gsrding the increased responsibility
OF Immigration Inspector Schmuckgr
which. curious 60 relate. appeared I'M
tWn El paso papers on The nrccctIng
dnv. Now. for "a newspaper with juch
d. u.sA.H.fE.w Fur nHnnHIur tho FL.