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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-01-22
PuIIin' Tits.

Suspicion points strongly to
ward Ike Black, the commercla
traveller for the Kelley How
Thompson company, as the
author of the following bit o.
verse, taken from the Farm
Stock and Home:
Az ban yust guide farmer
! For more as saxteen year:
Az raise some wheat an corn,
An fat some hog an stheer;
Z An Ay watch da farmer business close
For where da money gets.
An Ay find it comm quickest
Ven you ban pullin' Tits.
Dam Teller what ban raisin' grain
An hauling dam to town
Hay got no money in da pocket.
Hay broke da whole year roun'.
Dam Teller what ban raisin' stock
Ban rich an. den ban poor;
Sometime hay maxim money plenty.
Sometime hay losin' more.
But dam Teller wit da brindle COW.
Hav got bully ting you bet!
lay never lose da whole years crop.
II grain ban dry or gifts too wet:
Ven hail ban strikin' down de grain, s
An yust been raisin' fits.
At night hay call dam brindles home
An gust ban pullin Tits.
Hay got dam separator.
Vat makes SO lots O cream:
Hay got da money comm in
Yust lake pleasant dream:
Hay gotda money in da bank.
Hay got money in da mitts
Hay ban no Rockefeller
Hay yust ban pullin' Tits.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-01-22
Read The Daily Pioneer

Mrs. G.. Kibbs was in the city
yesterday from Farley.
Mrs. John Dale of Turtle River
came down from her home this
morning for a days visitin4pe-
midi.
G. w. Harris came down from
Tenstrike this morning and spent
today in the city visiting with
relatives.
Mrs. Feldman, mother of Mrs.
A. Hagberg, came down this
morning from Northome for a
visit in the city.
j L. ]. Heating, F..B. Harris and
Charles Holt were three promi-
nent residents of Crookston who
were visitors in the city today.
j. B. Hanson, head bookkeeper
for the Crookston Lum Der q com
pany, returned this morning
from a business trip to Kelliher.
John B. .Wilm, forman of the
Pioneerj job department., returned
this morning from a trip to the
homestead of his parents, near
Mizpah.
P. T. Devereux, cruiser for the
Walker & Akeley Logging com
pany, spent last night in this
city and left this morning for
Akeley.
T.. N. French, worshipful
master of the local Masonic
lodge, left this morning for St
Paul, where he will attend the
meeting of the Masonic grand
lodge of the state.
w. B. Stewart left this morn
ing for st. Paul, where he will
hold a conference with State
Superintendent Olson relative to
educational matters, and will
also attend to some private
affairs.
. Thomas Nary, the representa-
tive for the Pills bury Lum Der
company, came up last evening
from his home at Park Rapids
and left this noon for Deer River
to note how logging was progress,
sing north of that place.
Mrs. John Larson came in yes.
terday evening from Fowlds,
where she has been with Mr..
Larson for several weeks. She
went to Wilton on the Crookston
Lum Der company's train and
drove from Wilton to Bemid il
G. E. English, head book
keeper for the. Carpenter-Lamb
company, returned this morning
to Minneapolis, after having
spent two days in this city, the
guest of A. A. Goodrich, local
representative for the Carpenter,
Lamb people.
Lieutenant Dockery returned
to Duluth yesterday, after hav
ing sworn in a recruit for Uncle
Sans bluecoats. He expressed
himself as well pleased with the
manner in which Sergeant Eilek
is conducting the affairs of the
local recruiting Office.
H. D. Corliss, brother of
Mrs. J. H. French, arrived in
the city last night from Boston,
and will visit here for a week or
ten days with the French family.
Mr.. Corliss is al engineer on the
Boston & Maine railroad, and IS
one Of the oldest throttle pullers
on that system.
Private Robert Coldln, who
has been assist ting in the local
recruiting Office for the U. S.
army, left yesterday for Super
ior, where he will resume the
management of the Superior
recruiting Office. Private Coldin
has been in Uncle Sans cavalry
service during the past sixteen
years, and is sharpshooter of
exceptional merit.
'PuIIin' Tits.
Suspicion points strongly to,
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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-01-22
Read the Dailv Pioneer,
Phone 81 Fleming Bros. hard

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restored to perfect health. These Tablets drive
the diseased germs out Of the system. and "!
:: f.:g ss sy. I:
Owl Drug Store.
M. D. Stoner went to Black
duck last evening to look after
some minor trouble at the Black
duck electric light plant.
"Your money back" if a Csc
box of Mayo's Magic Cold and
Lagrippe Cure don't break ur
that cold. It's up to you. The
lOwl Drug Store.
| j. G. Parker, one of the numer.
GUS 'scedar savages,'' went to
Northome last evening to trans
act some business matters there
that demanded his attention.
Pearl Davis went to Tenstrike
last evening on a mission of char
iity and benevolence, according
to his personal statement as to
the purport of his trip up north.
Charles Gustafson, the thrifty
proprietor of the Tenstrike Trib-
Tune and postmaster at that
place, spent yesterday in the city
on business and returned to
his home last evening.
It's wonderful power goes to
the seat of your trou BILE, vitalizes,
strengthens every part of your
body. That's what HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea does. IS
cents, tea or tablets. Barker's
drug store. I = =
James Price left last evening
for Tenstrike and will do some
bridge building in that vicinity.
Mr.. Price has been awarded the
contract to build a township
bridge across the Turtle river,
in Birch township, about eight
miles east of Tenstrike.
E. D. Beeson and family are
moving into their new house, on
Bemidji avenue. While the in.
terror is not fully finished, the
house is in such condition that
livingin the rooms is no hardship,
and Mr.. Beeson and his ''folks"
much prefer to be in their own
domicile. "
Thiman Anderson, a brother
of L. P. Anderson of this city,
was in Bemidji yesterday on
business. He returned to Miz-
pah last evening. The Ander-
sons are doing some logging
near Mizpah this winter. They
will get out about 100000 feet of
logs, and a large quantity of
cedar and tamarac poles and ties,
and much pulpwood.
W. H. Strachan, superinten-
dent of the M. & l., came up
from Brainerd yesterday even
ing, his special car, '50,'' being
attached to regular ''local"
freight which runs between Be-
midi and Brainerd. Yesterday
was ''pay day. on the M. & L.,
and Mr.. Strachan brought along
the checks for the "boys''
employed on the road who
"make" Bemidji.
A. A. Smith, proprietor Of the
Craig hotel at: Kelliher, was in
the city last evening. He came
in on the M. & I. from Roches-
ter, Mimi, where he had been
to receive treatment at the Mayo
hospital for stomach trouble.
Mr.. Smith stated that the trip
and the treatment had done him
a world of good and he feels
much better. This was his sec.
ond visit to the Mayo's.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
~iLTTTLE TALKS i


DR. NcGREw-Doing pretty wel,h you.
sTEvENThree Friday and "seeng Io
noul ca
really condition
now the grand jury
ATKINsoNRens proportion
FIsIERIf brother with shall start
big real in San Francisco.
RoTH-I don't called Willie makes
me Billy Husky Bin' will do.
WAIDRoE-Owng lumber rebuild would
makemy yhouseco he one
tied
wouidn been left around the
Aquarium.
Philippines about what
Hawaii Sunday Commercial
other
CANAvARRoIn tired they mix
of Nothing quickly
that and the animal is fond of it.
will possible police allowing
their business they doing
wIcEnANThis splendid business don
but the people and
the after
SYLVESTER Advertisers leader Year
pretty valuable
theological
xhotatn but facts and principles
certainty and conviction
A waterfalls
when take there by the wind has
whether
the waterfall
o the trip to the Pail.
HERBERT-when big Kauai
sentiments his had once
Wilcox
property generally
transactions
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
BIC DITCH
EXTENSION

John McCrosson. the well-known by.
draullc expert. returned on the steamer
saturday from an inspection OF the
big Hamakua ditch, of which he is
managing director.
Water was turned into the ditch from
the intake pool on Kawainui stream, in
the kohala mountains. on New Years
Day, and is now running In the fifteen
mile stretch of completed ditch and
tunnels furnishing water for Honokaa
Sugar Companys plantation and the
Pacific Sugar Mill.
BY March 1 the ditch will have been
completed to Paauhau plantation, and
this dividend-paying property will have
permanent supply of water for irri-
CATION and fiuming. The terminus of
the present completed ditch is at Purdy
gulch, just above Honokaa, and the
homesteaders there will also take ad-
vantage of the plentiful supply which
is running through their lands. The
remaining eight miles to Paauhau is
being rapidly advanced under force
of experienced ditchmen, under j. Jor-
genson, the ditch engineer.
The entire construction of the ditch
has been under the agency of the firm
of Lewis & Company. who are the Ho-
nolulu representatives of the Hamakua
Ditch Company, Limited.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
WHY SIMPSON WENT
BACK To MANILA

The Manila Times of December
says: Lieutenant William r. L. simp-
son, 9Th Infantry. who arrived in Ma
nila yesterday on the Logan, has been
ordered to Zamboanga for trial for con-
duct unbecoming an officer, etc. Lieu
tenant Simpson is alleged to have been
associated with Lieutenant Leo p.
Quinn, 26th Field Battery, in a partic-
ularly lurid evening in Zamboanga Just
before the 9Th Infantry sailed from
there for Manila on its way to the
United States. Lieutenant Quinn was
tried and sentenced to three months
confinement to his post limits and to
pay fine of $50.
Lieutenant Simpson, who Is a son OF
Colonel Simpson, Military Secretary,
formerly Military Secretary of this
Division, was ordered to return to the
Philippines, after he had sailed with
his regiment. The dispatch containing
the order reached him at Honolulu and
he left the transport there, catching
the Logan on the return trip.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
MR.. DRE|ER
TAKEN ILL

August Dreler, one of Hawaiis best
known and esteemed citizens, was
taken III at his residence, "Ululani,"
Beretania avenue, yesterday afternoon
AS he had previously had three strokes
Of paralysis--the last time about two
years ago-his family were naturally
ala rmed at his illness. Late last night,
he wcver. 1t was learned from friend
OF the family that as yet nothing worse
than what were feared to be premoni-
tory symptoms of a fresh stroke had
appeared.
DR.. Hoffman, had been called to see
Mr.. Dre.er. but the doctor was not at
home wien the Advertiser endeavored
to ascertain from him the condition of
the patient. Mr.. Dreier was kept in
absolute quiet from the moment that
he was discovered to be ailing.
An Advertiser reporter went to see
Mr.. Dreier about y. m. to interview
him upon an interesting rumor as to
mis- intentions with regard to the
Union street property he bought on
Saturday. His son told the reporter
that his father was sleeping and made
an appointment for an interview with
him in the evening. 1t was when the
reporter went to the house to keep the
appointment that he found the family
in an anxious state about the condi-
ton OF Mr.. Dreier
The rumor to which reference has
been made was that Mr.. Dreier intend
ed to provide clubhouse for the St.
Louis College Alumni Association on
the Union street premises of which he
had just become possessed.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
RAILROAD WASHED OUT.

During the recent storm on Kauai,
especially on December 20, the wharf
railroad at Koloa suffered great dam
age, being completely washed out for
several hundred feet. The wharf at
Makawen was badly damaged.
The Niihau. which arrived yesterday
morning from Koloa, had a trying ex-
periencs. From Honolulu, on the out
ward trip TO Keanu point, Purser Hart
reports encoun te: ing a heavy swell,
and in crossing the channel rain and
lightning hold sway. and the vessel Ia
borered heavily. On account of rough
weather the mail could not be landed
at Waimea and tho vessel was compell-
ed to go to Ahukini.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
LET THEM TELL ABOUT /
The Public Utterances of Honolulu
Citizens Are What Count. Publicity
Is What the People Want.
Let them tell it.

Let them tell 1t.
Let the public speak on the subject.
1t means better understanding.
Means less misery in Honolulu.
Means confidence in a good thing,
Home endorsement counts.
Easier to believe your neighbors
Than strangers in a far-away town.
Every box of Doan's Kidney Pills
Is backed by home testimony.
Kidney disorders-urinary troubles
Are on the decrease here.
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
Relieving backs and curing citizens.
1t is their daily work.
Here's case in point. !
Cyrus S. Edison of Kapioiani Parkt
this city, says: 'T am at present a
teamster ana came to the Islands ff-
teen years ago. Previous tD that
drove a stage coach in the United
States. These occupations necessitat-
ing my being out at all seasons were
no doubt the cause of my kidney dis
order. had the ordinary symptoms OF
this complaint, and resorted to a host
of things to cure it. All of them failed
to do SO, however, and when had al
most given up hope 1 heard about
Doan's Backache Kidneys Pills and got
some at the HOLSTER Drug Co.'s store.
They did indeed relieve me and am
quite satisfied with the benefit they
have been to me-"
Doan's Backache Kidney Pills are
for sale by all dealers; price so cents
per box (six boxes $3.50. Mailed by
the Hollister Drug Co, Honolulu,
wholesale agents for the Hawaiian Is
lands
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
TO CLEAN A PEN.

A raw potato makes the best sort OF
pen cleaner, though one that must be
changed every little while. for obvious
reasons.
In some mysterious way 1t cleans the
most scratchy, soi!ed pen and makes 1t
as near like new as the wearing down
OF the nib allows-far more than one
would dream possible.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
CRATE CLEANING.

II newspapers are spread on the floor
before the stove when ashes are to be
removed much work will be saved. Tor
the papers can be gathered up and
burned. and there VIII be ne necessity
for sweeping. The ashes should be
sprinkled with water before EAs pan Is
overturned
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
TOPICS
TROPIC AND OTHERWISE.


little native girl the other day spoke of having had ride in Rabbit
Sit
at
d underneath incubator The sign made of letters pasted
the wall and somehow the letter n had dropped down. hen isn't
needed round incubator the detection didn't really
of produce
wino out, n the bestre regulated famiie
swear, profane nnser'
around and takes lessons
yearng Inda imported
been Cupdo and is said to be the spit Of his SIRE
I a last week
Who did a thing m
He a .
q cocktail .
Talking cocktails put everything
concocsn except license
mainland editor remarks tina. the who lsses girl
tunnel is running the oscuaoy business into the ground
"1lello Charley whered go yesssday'"
"To a dogfght" :.
you ..,, q:
~ Lives of great remin u, =
As their pages DER
We die and leave behind us
Letters that we ought to burn
grow founderso presents
Critics a rule do
To human; to tell about it is feminine
The rhyme
Never despondent whines.
But phlosophically
nesl"
Scottish Thistle club:
he his
banks braes.'
his brave
boys.
Light iterature-The Company annua report.
burning subject-Cremation.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

house feature of the hg ne"
buildings Clark had eight
block Roman
cathedral constructing The Senator proposed to
block present
a few.
people bachelors mainly who want downtown
fix for themselves and
privacy They want the
finish decorations the bath uncomny good the
respectful-and for this they
willing have such peope not
but of taste and understanding Ihey
in but whole apartments Usually
boarding the and the
supplied they ought to be easily
crowded cities The
building them will largely depend the of rents and upon any com
picatns connection with the problem
y
Speaking
supplied Many of the old Chinese cooks
gone cooks quite lot
hostility
ousekeepes complain
barbarian invasion of their kitchens by plantation coolies Certainly the
adj
all the In that unhappy
mater famla might have to learn to cook
~
don't Dawson
DOUGH- HOTEL.
BEST HOUSE MEXICO
FIRSTCLAsS EVERY PARTICULAR.
Rates: Day.
Crap Luck. Stud md by
Private Entn for Ladies n Special
for Ministers 40 Gambling "Perfesh"
known fuid-Water Exped-fo sale tho Bar
Dogs bought powder for sale tho Bar
Indians and Ngges charged double.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
USE RUL e 8.

changed weekly
Dogs allowedin in the bunks
Candles and Hot Water charged extra
per square Meals
Spiked be removed at night
speak to the Dumb Waiter
Any onet troubled with nightmare will and halter on the
bed-post
gets toe warm, open 10 window and
fire ..
Baseballst, desiring little practice pitcher
the
worry paying your BILL i supported
The hotels is to all hire
a a
wishing do little driving will and hammer and
nails in the closet
wishing get up without being called can have
raising supper
If the lamp take a feather out Of the pillow
light enough for
you of athletics and like good jumping lift
the bed spring
responsible diamonds bicycles vaiuables
kept under the pows they should be deposited in the SAFE
y n y y
People can lying appotee
especially when the lying framed up paper
for the brief tenure
given things ingenuity behind it, will
question there has been deep
un What has been sa of sensational
Taylor plain lie For instance he rded for having
knocked down. Of fact
his citizen stopped street fight made attempt
neither knocked down struck speak of this
important public that
policy has begun with of defeating aukea
again opposite especially
Perhaps think of it, the question wants to sell
space that they defend the
by which they helped elect him. Three dollars
a column might be boom
kndl Heaven protect can't do ourseves
try, Prince
only Clothes which than Bert deserves Bob
having handled syndcate might turn out and what
and Dillingham; might drafted Walters
giving party ride the o. R. L. Co.'s line has been frosted
Walter win somewhere and let the 20
keep the shade There not time to telegraph an Mdrew and after
would all the to Honolulu to only seventy ades'
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08
BRIG aA1ILEE ON LONG VOYAGE.

SAN DIEGO, Cal, December 21.-The
brig Galilee, which is making a mag
petic survey of the globe for the Car
negie Institute, leaves tomorrow ON her
fourth trip. The voyage will consume
nine or ten months. and will include
visit to the South Pacific. around the
Horn to Baltimore. thence across the
Atlantic, through the Mediterranean,
the Suez Canal and the Red Sea to the
Indian Ocean, across that sea and the
Pacific to San Diego. For more than q
week Commander Peter has been maxi
ing test observations in order to get
his instruments In proper adjustment
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

]. n. Dowsett, trustee. has brought a
suit TO forsclose a mortgage ag inst A.
and NJ. Fernandez for $4,000 on King
street and Kalihi properties.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

ditto though ostsntatssy
show to ay enough
of There
nothing the whole subject to the Promotion
Committee
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

f. NJ. swanzy last week recovered
his collie dog. 1t was found at Olaa-
The report that the animal lad been
butchered to grace a holiday luau was
a false alarm.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

Lives Of great men oft remind us
As their pages per We turn,
We may die and leave behind us
Letters that we ought to burn.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

The Poet when he can not rhyme
Never despondent whines.
But philosophically says:
"Hard lines"
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

I saw wonderful man last week,
Who did thing few men cane
He turned corner into . bar,
And cocktail into . man.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

Talking about cocktails m1eur put eveythiu
concoction except the license.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-01-08

Absence makes the heart grow founderso do presents
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-01-12

run her little index finger down the long
column TIL she came to something to play
with. One day It would be a pirate sea
gull OF the arctic regions called the Lestris,
whom she would feed on lettuce. and he
would come and perch on her shoulder and
playfully tap her ears with his sharp-hook-
ed bill Then she and the dictionary would
summon the Leviathan, who was a truly
terrible beast and lived next door to the
Iestris. and the two would have a tremen-
dous fight In which the Leviathan would
nearly drown the Lestris with great
streams OF water which he would spout
over him. and the Lestris would prick
holes In the horny side of the Leviathan
with his ugly bill. After the exciting fight
the little maid used to say, Now, Mr.. Die
tion1ry, let's play something else" And
again she would shut up the book and open
1t at random and run her finger down the
lett-hand page. This time a wonderful 81
zen would leap out of the dictionary and
play witching music to the lonely little girl.
So wonderful. indeed, was the music that
the princess forgot she was in the dungeon,
and she saw strange pictures of blue, blue
seas, with little white boats tossing in the
sunlight, and she felt herself being borne
away in one of the little boats to beautiful
new lands. Then suddenly the siren would
stop playing and demand a supper of sip
pets and syrup, and after she was satisfied
the little girl would shut up the dictionary
and summon sister out of the faded page
TO play with her the rest of the day.
All sorts of birds and beasts and fish and
toys came out OF the old dictionary to play
flowers and dainty dishes she found be-
tween the covers, and marvellous. indeed
were the feastS she served to her dictionary
dolls.
She taught the Wood Ibis to play on the
tambourine; she taught the Scooter to catch
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-01-12

was very unhappy. too, with the dictionary
people. Because she said, the old die
tionary just good as calls me a meddler
But because | have to live in the diction-
airy all my life is no reason why you should
stay in the dungeon to play with me- l
you now to get out of this dungeon. You
Just tap on the stone wall and saw IMAGI-
NATION! three times with your eyes tight
shut and see what will happen"
The princess did as she was bid, and
when she opened her eyes, she found that
one of the huge stones had disappeared, and
she poked her head through the opening
and peered up a high round shaft which
looked straight into the blue sky, and as
she looked prince came and looked down
at her straight into her eyes.
She heard his voice, faint and far away.
saying, Come and look, my comrades, two
bits of blue sky have fallen down the shaft
of the dungeon
The princess drew back quickly, for she
did not know the prince was referring to
her eyes; but she looked in vain for the
bits of sky. Then the fairy, who knew all
that had happened, told the little maid to
place the dictionaries one above the other
and to climb by them up the shaft out of
the dungeon.
persevered, and the dictionary in which the
fairy belonged she placed on the very tin
top. But when she looked again to the top
of the shaft she found she was still too far
down to climb out. But just then the
prince came again and looked down the
shaft, and he and the princess just stared
at each other.
Finally the prince said softly, Princess.
the bits of blue sky are your eyes" But
he did not call his comrades to look this
time.
He reached down his long silken sash to