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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
-Hia piaanosis.

A London curate the other day re-
sceiyed an astonishing answer to an
inquiry after q parishioner's health.
well, sir said the pasishioner,
sometimes feels anyhow, sometimes
/ feels nohow and there be times when
III feels as stiff as a himmid ge. Z
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
A. sMaiIed Head.

A typical English when some
one spoke the other day lof certain
man having a 'swelled head, looked
dazed Really You don't mean it!'
cried the Englishwoman. "I'm very
sorry" "A day or SO later the English
woman, happening to meet the wife
Of the man in question, observed that
she was SO sorry to hear that Mr..
Blank was i'll. VI n
( But he isn'tg cried the wife. "He
was never better in his life
.'Is that so n said the EnglishWo-
man. why, what could Mrs. Dash
have meant the other day when she
said he was suffering from swelled
head?'' III. ,;gS
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
BIDS Wanted.

Bids will be received by the I'M
dersigned at his Office in the second
story of the First National Band
building UP to SATURDAY. noon, Sept.
1907, nor finishing and for heat
ing the second story of the M {. q,
Mckenzie building on Main street,
Plans may be seen at my office.
Nj. j. MCKENZIE.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
a Financial Pess;n,;st.

M Cage Yes, be is what you might
term financial peasimist. Myers
What's financial pessimist Gage
A man who IS afraid to lock PLEASANT
for fear his friends win want to Dor
row something. n, l8
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
r Tested Ii.

willie said the boys mother, who
was preparing to go out, 'you mustn't
eat that cake in the pantry while I'm
gone. 1t will make you sick T"
Three hours later when she returned
Willie said: "You didn't know what
you were talking about, mamma. That
cake didn't make me sick a bit. - Chi
cago News. %55s n
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
fiorrihla Exannnle,

-My dear" said Mrs Strongmind, 81
want you to accompany me to the
town hall tomorrow evening. 4 ..85
hat for?' queried the meek and
Iowly other half of the combine.
81 am to lecture on the Dark Side OF
Married Life. explained Mrs. s.,
land ! want you to SIT on the platform
and pose as one Of tile nlnstrafi ons. =
Chicago News
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
Too Willinu.

Old Lady Gin tears, to chemist Wi
will you poison my dear Iit-iittle Fido?
He's in such-such agony. Chemist lpo-
litely With pleasure, madam. Old
Lady Indignantly With pleasure, Won
nasty, unfeeling man! Then you shan't
do it!-London Answers. s5 s5 Y sls.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
Acnitia..nta,LI,.

Alice How did you come to meet
your SECOND husband. Graee7 Grace
II was purely accidental He ran
over my first one with a motor ear
ana afterward attended the funeral.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
.opinion.5

Il Opinion Is a light vain, crude and
imperfect thing settled m the imagfna-
:tion, but never arriving at the under
standing. there to obtain the tincture
of reason Ben Jonson.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
!. A Fast Train.

Passenger Does this train stop any
where for dinner? Brakeman--Nah, it
don't Passenger Then understand
for the first time why 1t Is called a
fast train Judge. 81 l3a Il
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
THE PLAGUE
TWO MORE DEATHS REPORTED
FROM DREAD DISEASE n
AT FRISCO. s.

Washington. D. c., Sept 10. The
surgeon general of the marine hospital
service has decided to add four men to
the force of the government plague
experts at San Francisco, making a
total of seven. There were two deaths
yesterday from the plague, accord
ing to the marine hospital advices.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
RUSSIANS LOOT !.
EXP RESS TRAIN
OF FIFTY THOUS

Tomsk, Siberia, Sept. 10--'The ST.
.berian postal train was held up by
highwaymen thirteen miles. from
here. They separated the engine
from the freight car and then seiz-
ed $4,000 with which they escaped.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
VOLCANO SCARES The ALASkANS

more of the native villages, frighten-
ing the native A1askans as well as the
whites, and covering the decks of the
cutter Rush with debris.
a hurricane accompanied the phe-
nonlenon and wild fowls of all kinds
were driven far to sea. No lives
were reported lost. .Is 4 5ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
Djd n ! CT }

Marks Say, old man, did / ever ten
YOU about the awful fright gots 81 nav
wedding day? ss Ssh
Parks Ssh No man should sneak
like that about his wife.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11

Seattle, Wash, Sept. 10.- Advices
received from an officer of the revenue
cutter Rush, lying at Dutch Harbor,
and dated Sept 4, say that on Sept.
L and 2 volcano in the Aleutian
islands broke forth, sending tons of
ashes and cinders over score or
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
!. iiis Point 81 view.

Landlord Sir. the other tenants will
not stay In the nat if you insist on
playing the cornet Mr. Toots I'm
glad of that They were very annoy
ing Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
,,eIllna papa.

sYou sag the young man who is call
mg on you Is d young man Of lofty as.
piratious ~ III.
B Very. he aspires to become Your
on-inlaW. s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
A.craah.

John. what was that awful noise In
the bathroom just now n
Don't worry, my dear, 3 replied
John sieepily 1T was merely a crash
towel falling. 4, filwaukee Sentinel.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
. AMERICAN LEAGUE
} o - &c o &c = o
Standing of the Clubs.

Games Today.
Philadelphia at Boston.
New York at Washington.
Chicago at st. Louis.
Cleveland at Detroit.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
Games Yesterday.

Games Yesterday.
At Washington R. H. e.
Washington ...........
new 4OFh 80. $50. -. ~ 9 - =
Batteries: Oberlin and Warner;
Kahoe and Kleinow
At Washington r. Fl. e.
Washington 4. ......... 8 2
\ New YORK D
Batteries: Patten and Block; Orth
and Thomas. 5S Va
At Boston R. H. 3.
Boston %. 5............. s. Q
Philadelphia 800 5 2
Batteries: Winter and Criger; Dy-
CERT, Coombs and Bowers.
At Boston r. n. e.
Boston ~. O Z 2
Philadelphia :. ...... 3
Batteries: Chance and Shaw !:
! liank and schreck. 4
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11

Games Yesterday.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11

Batteries: Moran, Ritchie, Coval-
lski and DOOM; stricklett and Ber-
gen. =E.s + e5 n
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11

Kansas City at St. Paul
indianapolis at Columbus.
Toledo at Louisville.
Milwaukee at Minneapolis.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION !
Standing of the Clubs.

Games Today.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-11

Games Today.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23

Il have been somewhat costive Da'
Doan's ReguIets gavs Just the resa' !.
desired. They act mildly and resan
the bowels perfectiy."-Georse :
Krause, sOs Walnut Ave, Altoona -
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
SUES FOR LOWER
RAILROAD RATE

Washington, April 23.-An interest
ing complaint, directed against the
so-called asphalt trust, was
fled yesterday with the in
terstate commerce commission.
The title of the case is the American
Asphalt association against the Utah
Railway company. The complainant is
corporation engaged in the mining and
shipment of gilsonite from Utah and
in the conversion OF gilsonite into as
phaltum. The defendant operates a line
of railroad between the towns Of Drag
on, Utah, and Mack, Colo, 81 miles.
The complainant says 1t Is charged
cents per 100 pounds by the railroad
company for the transportation of gil /.
sonite from Dragon to Mack. or at the
rate Of $3.50 car, although the rail-
road company transports livestock be-
tween the same points at the rate OF SOS
a car and commodities generally at like
low rates.
1t is claimed that the tariffs filed
with the interstate commerce commits
sion by the railroad company are not
observed and that the complainant Is
subjected to excessive charges, dis
elimination and injustice. The COM
mission is requested to give the COM
plainant preparatory damages in the sum
of $4,000 and to issue orders to pre-
vent a continuance of the discrimina-
ton.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
LABOR CONDEMNS ROOSEVELT

No Credit to Man Who breaches
Square Deal.
Indianapolis, April 23.-The Central
Labor union of this city last night
adopted a resolution condemning
President Roosevelt for his alleged
reference to Messrs. Meyer and Hay
wood in his letter to Congressman
Sherman of New York. The resolu-
ton concludes
Resolved, by the Central Labor
Union of Indianapolis, that we con-
denim these utterances as being I'M
fair and unjust and that they reflect
nc credit on the man who insistently
cries FOR a square deal"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
UNEMPLOYED OF
LONDON PARADE
A Public Demonstration
Against Being Discharged
From the Arsenal

London, April 23.-The cry of the
unemployed" was raised in London last
night when several thousand work.
men, who had been discharged from
the Woolwich arsenal as an outcome of
War Secretary Haldane's scheme of re-
ducing military expenses, marched with
bands and banners from Woolwich to
the house Of commons to impress their
grievances upon the government.
The complaints of the men are far
reaching, representing not only loss of
employment, but the wiping out OF their
sayings invested in little properties To-
Gated in the historical and heretofore
prosperous town o& Woolwich. A num-
Der Of printers and other tradesmen
and citizens Joined the procession which
was further augmented by q strong
body Of workers from the army cloth
ing factory at Pimlico.
Many Spectators View Parade.
The entire eight miles OF march was
thickly lined with spectators. The
procession was halted 1t st. Georges
circle, a mile from the house Of par
lament, and from their deputies Of
picked men proceeded to the house Of
commons to lay their grievances be-
fore Premier Campbell Bannerman.
The premier received the deputation
in private room. War Secretary Hal
dane and Baron Tweedmouth being pre-
sent. The premier made a sympathetic
reply and assured the men Of the gov
ernment's anxiety that these inevitable
should entail as little hard
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
BACK TO ITALY
FOR {. ALFANO
Noted CamOrra Murderer Can
Not Remain in. This
Country

Washington, April 23.-Through
the Italian consul general at New
York. an investigation is being made
into the case of the man said to be
Enrico Alfano, an alleged bandit who
escaped from Italy after participating
in a murder there. The man is be-
ing held pending his iC otification.
Orders Him Depor.~d.
New York, April 23.-Enrico AL
fano, alleged leader in Italy of the
secret and criminal Camorra society
of Naples, VINO was arrested in this
city last week during a police raid,
today was turned over to the immi-
grafton authorities, by whom he will
be deported to italy, Alfano escaped
from Italy shortly after the myster-
ious murder of one Cucolo and Gu
colo's wife, crimes of which Alamo
and other workers in the ranks of the
CAmorra are accused
When Alfano was arrested he was
brought into the Tombs court on the
charge OF murder. The case went
over until today, pending the arrival
of legal documents from Italy, but
meantime the Italian detectives in
charge of the arrest were advised to
submit the case to the immigration
officials. The presiding Judge con-
sidered it unlikely that Alfana could
be held on the homicide complaint
in the absence of documents in evil
dence from abroad. The courts
suggestion was followed.
In the Tombs' court today the de-
fendant was discharged on the murder
complaint, but was Immediately turn
ed over to the federal authorities and
removed to Ellis Island. Commission
er of Immigration Watchorn said he
would be deported within a few days.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
TAFT BACK FROM THE TROPICS
Reports Everything Satisfactory as
Could Be Expected.

Washington, April 23.-Secfetary
of War Taft and party arrived at the
Washington navy yard on board the
Mayfiower last night after an absence
of exactly a month on trip that in
cluded Panama, Cuba and Porto Rico.
Secretary Taft gave out statement
in which he says that he found that
conditions in Cuba were In what,
under the circumstances, must be con-
sidered a very satisfactory condition,
and that there is every ground for
hope that the plan adopted for a
census, preliminary elections and a
general election six months later will
result in the selection of a presi-
dent and a congress who will be able
to maintain themselves and give stable
rule to the island" He said that the
delay in taking census is considered
by the Cubans as an earnest of the
American governments desire to Sc
leaves, so there shall be no excuse for
a second Intervention
He stated that next Friday he
would go to Cincinnati to attend the
Yale Club meeting, then address the
Dayton, Ohio, Y. NJ. C. A. and on
Monday night would discuss the
Panama canal before the Cincinnati
business mems club, returning to
Washington by the following wednes-
Jay.
Mr.. Taft says that in Panama the
engineers reported to him that the
foundations for the sites of the locks
were entirely satisfactory.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
200 MEN FLEE
FROM FLAMES
Big Lumber Mill at Port
Blakely Destroyed
By Fine

Seattle. VIM, April 23.-Fire which
broke out at 1O:45 last night In the
planer room of the Port Blalely Mill
Company's lumber mill at Port Blakely,
wiped out the entire plant the largest
lumber manufacturing establishment on
the coast and one of the largest in the
world, entailing a loss of between $500,
600 and 100000. OF this 20 per cent Is
covered by insurance, and the manage
ment of the mill says new building will
be begun at once.
The fire originated in a hot box. At
the moment of discovery there was no
chance to save the mill. Flames shot
up Immediately, enveloping all that sec
ton of the plant. The night force was
at work at the time and the 200 men
were compelled to flee for their lives.
All managed to escape.
Could Not Check Flames.
Helpless to check the flames in tn /.
tion to saving the houses in Port Blake
ly, many of which were not more than
200 feet from the fire. Every hose in
the town was pressed into service q \
the use of the reserve reservoir, suffi-
cient water was obtained to control the
the flames. In few minutes 200 men
with 20 hose were engaged in the work
of saving the town. The main reservoi:.
operated from the mill was cut off.
The fire boat Snoqualiem of Seattle
was sent for and put into port soon af-
ter midnight and with the Wyadda,
which arrived 20 minutes later, five q
inch streams of water were soon playing
on the flames. AT 1880 a. m. the mill is
still burning.
The plant was destroyed once be-
fore Is years ago just before the great
Seattle fire when the loss was almost as
large as at present.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23

officially given out shortly after mid
night that the Cleveland Electric Rail-
way company would early tomorrow
begin ripping up its tracks and re-
moving its road and rolling stock on
the Central and Quincy avenue lines
and possibly on Ninth street, where
it's franchises have expired, but where
cars have been operated under the
terms of the peace agreement. In
anticipation of such a move on the
part of the old line company, fully
q hundred policemen were stationed
along the Central Avenue and Quincy
lines late tonight and the latter, it is
stated, have orders to block any eff
forts at removal of the tracks in
that territory.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
TAILOR
Notice for Publication.


Department Of the Interior, Land ofncs
at Lewiston. Idaho, April 0, 1907.
Notice is hereby given that the fol.
lowing-named settler has filed notice a
his intention to make final proof IA
support Of his claim, and that SAID
proof will be made before Register ana
Receiver at Lewiston, Idaho, on Msy
IL. 1907; viz: Thomas W! shirrod, q
Uniontown. Washington, who made
HE. No. 111s0, February 20, 1905, fur
the NE. Ia. sec. "a, T. SO N, rev.
B. M.
He names the following witnesses 10
prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation Of said land, VIZ;
Frank Miller, of Uniontown, Wash;
William J. Shirrod, Of Unicntown,
Wash; Al e. White, of Lewiston,
Idaho; Perry Shirrod, of GeneSet
idaho.
T. H. BARTLETT, Register,
Wlxly April IL to May 1S.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23

ship as possible. Secretary Haldane
promised that every scrap of work pos
sible would be given to Woolwich. Lord
Tweedmouth then promised to do what
ever was possible in behalf OF the navy
department and the deputation with
drew.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23
STREET CAR WAR
Old Company Serves Notice of Hos
tilities on Tom johnson.

tilities on Tom johnson.
Cleveland, o., April 23.-Formal
notice declaring an end to the truce in
Cieveland's street railway war was
given by the Cleveland Electric Rail-
way company to the Forest City Ril.
way Co. last night. The notice de-
clared terminated the agreement by
which the Forest city company. which
is in the three cent fare line oper-
ates its cars in part of the city and
the clash between the two rival lines
Is expected to result in sensational
developments tomorrow. It was un-
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23

Daniel A. Campbell, who mas -
appointed postmaster Of Ch'cas0' -
Gently elected mayor is state ., -
tor and prominent lawyer OF iii -,
he Is known as "the silent man' !,
his leadership in the state Sens''
late years has been absolute.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-04-23

Don't let the baby suffer from ec-
zema, sores or any itci OF the
skin. Doan's Ointment gives instant
relief. cures quickly. Perfectly safe
for children. All druggists sell t.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-12-20

position so vicious. In the heat OF a
fierce contest he wrote n letter which
10Y is capable OF a double construc-
ton when the mat sought to be bene-
tional reputation for his ability to pro-
vide two exits Tor every statement
that has ever passed his lips. Suppose
the letter had been misconstrued, Du-
buque county certainly forfeited all
claims upon the governor When
Kretschmer sold out the delegation In
"Allison's interest" This was the ex-
cuse he gave for trying to name a
delegation against. Cummins which es-
tablished long before convention day
that Dubuque county recognized no
promise Of immunity for Allison. Our
governor has been so honest, SO frank
and so clean in his public career that
we are likely to permit his critics to
apply to him standards SO far above
those by which we Judge the average
public man thai they can deny him the
benefit OF the circumstances under
which the letter was written in judg-
ing the intentions 1t sought to express.
The men who enjoyed the confidence
of the governor in hat campaign all
know that he did not look upon the
very doubtful risk he ran as OF any
aid to him personally in becoming
United States senator. A self-seeker
would have played safe by being more
or less neutral. 1t Is very plain to
them and should be to the public that
The governor was writing to his friend
in Dubuuue not to listen to ak OF ru-
ture candidates.. but to realize that
this one fight then on was about all
any man could attend to at any one
time. and ii was. Governor Cummins
did say. in that campaign that ne
would not be a candidate for the SEN
ate against Deliver. and when a pro-
1summins legislature tempted him ne
kept the promise like a man. even
over the protest of many good friends.
4" he had made any such promise to
'n,;on's friends, Governor Cummins'
.,sro-d is such as to free him from
, picion of seeking to "welch" on 1t.
Lets be fair.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-12-20
he asked indinerently.

WdS 4 nG 8SkeU luuluCESuLlys s4s
This always strong argument he saw
was answer enough to the threat.
"Now, Mrs. Morningstar," he turned
to her quietly, will you be SO good as
to let me have the little necklace and
locket found on the child containing
her photograph and that of a ladyT
Mrs. Morningstar stared at him al
most with horror. Did you e the
ghost, and did she tell you about that
there chain and locket?" she faltered.
II can't explain anything to you
now. / may tell you when l come
back. Meantime give me the neck
lace"
Don't you give 1t to him." Morning
star ordered her. He'll be usin' 1t fur
evidence or what"
TITS wore thin" said Mrs. Morning
star. II wore 1t on Ollie till she over
grew 1t already"
Let me have 1t, at any rate"
II got 1t in the chest up attic
"All right. You have it down for me
by this afternoon. Remember, Morn
ingstar," he concluded, turning to leave
the room. II give you M week from
today, not 81 day more"
He strolled out, and the man ana
oma We're left alone to confront the
horror of parting with 5000 Of their
boarded accr"oulation.
(To BE CoNTNUED.)
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-12-20

your conscience and do the honest
thing to that orphan girl. 1t is really
not so much for the girls sake-she
may not need the money, though again
she uay-but for your immortal souls
sake"
what do you mean? She mayn't
need It. Is 1t that you're sweet on
her and want to marry her, or WHAT
Why, I amt never seen you SO much
as look ut herr"
"What was it you seen and heard in
that there room?" growled Morning
star, that gives you such cheek to
talk up to usT
Ghosts reveal secrets. l may tell
you after you've paid owe the $1,000"
We'll, amt payin' it! Put that In
your pipe and smoke 1t, will youT
"As you please. If there's a law
suit you'll pay 1t with interest and
back wages besides. Let me know by
the time l come back which you pre-
fer. I'm going away tomorrow morn
ing and will return here In a week"
"Notrhere. Me aud nom amt board
in you another day"
"Then a.aA.l l put up at the village
tavern when I come back"
"Ill tell them young ladies you amt
no farmland"
"And lose the money l have prom
Used you If you did not betray who ]