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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

War is to be made on the Teddy
bears by the teachers of New York
One dear old maid says that they keep
the children from the pleasure Of
caring for a doll
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

First PROFESSIONALISM man has been
signally honored by many colleges.
Second Professor should say so.
He has been given enough degrees to
qualify him for a .frst-class thermom-
eter.-MilwaulSee journal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Madame Anna Gould says that she
is not engaged and does not expect to
be. Her experience with Count Boni is
sufficient guarantee that her statement
is true.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22
JUST FOR FUN.
Immune.

a New York elevator fell six floors
with poet, but did not hurt him. 1t
IS hard to jar men who are used to
being Kicked downstairs every spring.
Denver Republican.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Yes, sir. the mayor went In swim
min, an I'm blest ef Teller didn't
come along an steal all his clothes!
AN what did he do them"
Broke the record by goin' home In
a barrel, instead o. q barrel goln' home
In him!r--Atlanta Constitution.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Seeing there Is reign Of terror in
Korea the Emperor was quite justified
in saying, AFTER me the deluge."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Mayor schntz has been vaccinated.
But that doesn't render him immune
from punishement.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Catalogue traders need not be sur
prised to learn some day that there is
black list supplement.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

A directory estimate of population Is
good; census enumeration is better.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Mr.. Hawiey says that Haywood's
guilt has been proved. What does the
jury say?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

A plunge in the lake is much better
than an immunity bath at this season
of the year.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

When that whizzing golf bali Just
missed Secretary Taft he is said co
have remarked, Gee whlzx"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

That excursion train wreck in Mich
igan makes 1t seem like the good old
summer time once again.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

a bride was blinded by rice throwers
the other day. Love is blind anyhow.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

The upheaval IN Korea Is nothing
more than n tempest in a teapot. And
Japan practically owns the pot.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Towne--He has no regard for any
one else; he has no milk for human
kindness.
Browne-Oh. I wouldn't say that.
He's a very small man. you know.
Probably he has it, but it's condensed.
Philadelphia Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

The public demand is for small bills.
the highwayman's is for big and little.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Machine guns In the streets of.Seoul.
What lovely imitation OF Parisi
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

A bareback is the worst kind Of a
roorback.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22
The Role of the rhouebtless.

When people don't think they yelp
for war--ohio State Journal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Waiter, bring me glass of butter
milk requested the man in the quick
lunchery.
"One Fairbanks yelled the waiter
thus showing that slang is made, not
born.-Detroit Free Press.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27


'O''I' o' "'i'l' anu IN order to
n H., inc rascal OIL he has tried to
Oo". '''''' 10 H. ana get the bet
'oi o' somebody else Hence, the
Vi S"'''|'''on mas gone to pieces.
AS an actual example OF the
principles \ leading agricultural
implement manufacturer OF this
GU! was called upon by a bunch
OF hNc farmers each OF whom
wanted machine. 1t was agreed
'h't by taking all i've at once. they
should nave the wholesale price
however, Doiore inc time set tor
"c'I\ CITY, tHo9c H\c IaflhcrH' one
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27
1t Beats Old Sweden.

We cannot refrain from smil-
Ing, says the Conc0rdia Kansan,
when we think of the SWedes
along up the Republican river, be
tween here and Republic City,
reading King Oscar invitation,
request, or command to SWedcs in
this country to come home to their
native land to help build it up.
We can see some Of them reading
Oscars talk, while sitting on the
front porch Of a three storey mod
ern dwelling, steam heat, hot and
cold water arrangements, with pri-
vate gas for lighting purposes, ice
house in the rear, peach and apple
trees for lawn decorations and a
nerd of Poland Chinas, or Durocs,
Tor barnyard embellishments with
sea of corn and alfalfa for land
scape-O, yes, We can imagine
them selling their automobiles,
ripping up their rural mail boxes,
tearing the phone down off the
wall, throwing the cat out Of doors
shooting the dog, and taking the
next train for Sweden in response
10 the invitation Of King Oscar.
why, if Oscar had one Of those
nhe farms in Norway or Beaver
township he wouldn't go back to
Sweden either"
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27
To Can Corn Without Acid,

To can the corn i'll Jars 50 as to
have il keep is uncertain II one IS
not very particular about the pro
cess. It must be thoroughly cook
cd through, which is difficult II
ono can not do it without steam
pressure. However, the following
method. if carefully followed Will
usually be successful:
Pack the cut corn into the cans
lust as tight as possible, filling to
OVERLOOKING. Put on the rubberS
and covers, and screw them down.
(1,his will coninc whatever steam
j. generated in the cans during the
boiling and assure something OF
fine result obtained by factoring
processing, that is, steaming
the cans in sealed retorts.) Then
stand the cans on a rack on the
bottom of a wash boiler half cover
fine cans with cold water; cover the
boiler with a tight fitting cover
come which fits in as docs the TN
ran Of a dinner paid, This will
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27
GRANGE MEETING.
An Endsavor to Organize a Local Club Las
Saturday.

The meeting at the Commercial
Club room Saturday afternoon
called by Fred ". Lewis of Tum-
water, for the purpose of trying to
organize a Grange in this city, was
not very largely attended, but very
much interest was manifested by
those present 4 nuclcus of a
Grange was formed by petition,
which was signed by eighteen per
sons. The hall would doubtless
have been filled to oVerhoWing,
but for the fact of the M.W.A A..
log rolling, ditch meeting and a
horse meeting
The charter list was left open
and will 50 remain for several days
so that any who wish to join the
organization can do so when Mr.,
Lewis returns to initiate and or
ganize the subordinate.
We believe it a wise move and
trust that those feeling the need OF
such an organization and who care
to go in as charter members, will
do so soon.
Give your name and 81 to any
of the following named persons
and the same will be properly ar
ranged for the organization: H..
W. Eldred, Mrs. B. +. Mundy,
W. l.. Bryant, J. II, Moore and
R. A. Turner.
Due notice will be given of the
time and place through The Dawn
when Mr. Lewis will again be here
to perfect the organization.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27

confne the steam and make the
cooking more thorough. Bring to
a boil, and keep boiling steadily for
four hours, being sure that you
have enough water i'll the boiler to
keep up volume of steam all the
lime. Then lift out the cans,
tighten the covers, set aside to
cool, tighten covers again, and put
in a dark, cool, dry place.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27
The Obi and tbe Pussy Cat
TPsCH-y

The Owl and the Pussy Cat went to sea
In beautiful pea-grecn boat;
They took some honey, and p'enty of money
Wrapped up in five pound note
The Owl looked up to the moon above,
And sang to a small guitar
80 lovely Pussy! O Pussy, my love.
What a beautiful Pussy you are
You are,
What beautiful Pussy you are!'
Pussy said to the Owl. "You elegant fowl!
How wonderful sweet you sing!
O let us be married. too long we have tarried,
But what shall we do for ring?'
They sailed away for a year and day
To the land where the Bong tree grows
AID there in a wood, piggy-wig Stood
With ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
With ring at the end of his nose.
"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one
shilling
Your ring2" Said the Piggy. q WILL"
So they took it away and we're married next
day
By the turkey, who lives on the hill,
They dined upon mince and slices Of ounce,
Which they ate with runcible spoon,
And hand in hand Oh the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon-
The moon
They danced by the light of the moon.
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27
Another Valuable Bulletin.


Bulletin 30. 1902, published by
the Agricultural College Of Utah,
located at Logan, has reached our
office. 1t is devoted entirely to
poultry and contains reports of ex-
periinents OH: Housing, fertility
Of eggs, egg yield and size of eggs,
artificial incubation, effect of sup
Piled moisture and GORDON dioXide
as a factor i'll incubation. The
work was written by Jas. Dryden,
ate poultryman, and is invaluable
to all poultry breeders,
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27
Lack OF Confidence.

One of the rocks upon which
nearly every farmers organization
mas split has been lack Of conf
aehce.' Every farmer has seemed
10 think that through the organiza-
''on somebody was going to get the
The Ellensburg dawn. [volume] (Ellensburg, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-08-27

co+, onr balcl book, at me- ~ " .
IOe1 'rhsv are so.tcalcuiat'ng an'
,r,va ,otals at glance
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
MILEAGE TICKETS GOOD.
interchangeable 5000 and tOOO-NIilc
Books Now to BE Had.

After a series of conferences and
Informal discussions, through the
medium of the railroad commission,
the special committee of the Travel
ers' Protective Association has sue
ceeded in bringing about satisfac-
tory agreement with the Hartman
system of railroads whereby the old
cumbersome script books will be
abolished and an interchangeable
system of mileage books will he
adopted instead. These mileage
books are open to the use of the
general public, as we'll as commercial
men. The special committee OF the
T. p. A., composed of c. L. Dick, G.
d. Frazer and ]. Woods Smith, ap-
peared before the railroad commits
sion and reported a complete and
satisfactory settlement, and the in
cident is closed.
Under this agreement there will
be a 3000-mile book for $40, with
rebate from the bureau or $l4.5O
upon return OF covers, and a 1000
mile book for $50, with a rebate Of
$3.50. These books will be good on
all bureau lines west of Denver par-
ticipating in the 2h-cent-per-mile
net rate, and includes the Southern
Pacific (Pacific system), o. r. & NJ,
Oregon Short Line, Union Pacific,
Denver & Rio Grande and Atchison,
Topeka & Santa Fe systems.
The mileage will be accepted as
so much cash in excess baggage
checking, each coupon or mile bn-
ing equivalent to cents; this with
the understanding that the rate on
the Southern Pacific will not exceed
one-third of cent per 1000 pounds
per mile with a minimum rate of
25 cents.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
BIG WHEAT CROP.

Freewater, Or. Sept. 3.-Free-
water and Milton farmers are getting
much larger yields from their wheat
ranches than they anticipated. John
Frazier had to invest In 1000 sacks
over his first estimate. AS each sack
of wheat brings about $3.50, he Is
worth $4,000 more than he expected.
Charles Spence reports a yield OF 53
bushels per acres from 1870 acres.
Colin McEwan. who is working the
Joe Wlst place on shares for his two
thirds portion, gets 9572 sacks,
which is $500 sacks more than the
entire crop amounted to two years
ago. There are many more just such
yields.
II is estimated that the wheat crop
OF the Umatilla WIFI aggregate close
tc 5000. 900 bushels. At the prevail
ing price OF 20 cents per bushel this
means an increase of $4,000. 900 to
the wealth OF the county from wheat
alone. In addition, there are i'm
mense crops of oats and barley. to
say nothing of the fruit crop, which
has been the largest and has brought
the best prices ever seen in the
Walla Walla valley.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
Lame Back.

This is an ailment for which
Chamberlain's Pain Balm has proven
especially valuable. In almost every
instance II affords prompt and per-
manent relief. Mr.. Luke LAGRANGE
OF Orange, Mich, says of it: "Afte-
using a plaster and other remedies
for three weeks for a bad lame
back, / purchased bottle of Cham
berlain's Pain Balm, and two appli-
cations effected a cure" For sale
at DR.. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
Tea or Coffee.

Rear Admiral Lonknecker, retired,
remarking recently on the subject of
discomfort among soldiers and sail
ors, said:
Men are often dlscontented with
out reason. but oftener they have
good ground for their grumbling.
and II is because their officers are
stupid or lazy that conditions do not
improve.
IL remember once visiting a POM
pous, handsome, stupid army officer.
During my visit a private ap-
preached the officer with a full cup
and saucer In his hand.
Well, Binks, my man. said the
officer, in a condescending tone.
Captain said the private, salut-
ing. IN ask ye to taste this here. |
won't make complaint. I'll just ask
ye TO taste this slop, and II ye don't
say, by
THAT will do. Binks.' the captain
interrupted, in his dignified way, for
Binks was getting very angry; and
he took the cup from the man, bent
forward stifny, and swallowed a
couple of mouthfuls of the liquid.
"Then he looked at the private
calmly.
This is not bad, he said. I
can't taste anything wrong with this,
Binks. By the way, what is It? Tea
or coffee?' New York Tribune.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
BIG PRICES FOR PEARS.
Medford Expects so Box for
Choice Pears.


Medford. Or, Sept. 3.-Returns
just in from three more cars of Med
ford Bartletts keep up the same gem
eral average in the eastern cities,
and 1t is now quite certain that the
general average for the season for
the full 10 cars shipped from this
district will be at least SO per box
I o. b. here. Growers are already
beginning to speculate what figures
will be obtained for our noted Comiee
and de Anjou pears which for two
seasons past have led the world in
price, and which are maturing in the
best condition possible the present
year. There appears TO be no limit
to the price which Fasteners will
pay for these two famous varieties,
and this year growers anticipate
about $40 per box. Few cars of eth
er will be in the market this year
outside of the Rogue River valley
There was no market in New York
City yesterday, Labor Day, and no
reports will come from that city.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
RATHER SLEPT ON HIS PILLOW

Sioux Falls, s. D., Sept. 3.--To
have hug erattle snake as bed
fellow without the reptile burying its
fangs in him was the experience OF
Arthur Rlcard, a homesteader in the
region between the Missouri river
and the Black hills in western South
Dakota.
After an absence of several days
Arthur and his brother Joseph re-
turned to their claims near the little
town of Interior to remain on their
homesteads for time. The next
morning Arthur awoke from his
peaceful slumbers and found himself
gazing straight into the beady eyes
of huge rattlesnake that was nest
ling snugly on the pillow beside his
head.
Mr.. Snake apparently did not like
the look in his bedfellow's eyes and
crawled across the young mans face
and on down the sheet to the fright
ened mans knees and there coiled
itself. While the snake was moving
around the young man, who did not
dare move a MUSCLE for fear that the
rext moment the tanks OF the reptile
would strike him, did fine "stunt"
of rapid-fire thinking.
The night before, for his evening
repast of himself and brother, they
had devoured the contents of a sal
mon can, and the empty can was on
self just above his head Watching
his opportunity Ricard slowly and
cautiously raised his hand toward
the can, which he was able to reach
without arouslng the anger of the
snake. Grasping the can firmly In
his hanf, he again watched hissop-
portunity and made a lightning-like
lunge at the snake with the edges
of the can.
His aim proved true, the rough
edges of the can striking the snake
squarely below It's head and nearly
severing the head from the body.
Ricard then threw the snake, sheet
and all upon the floor and finished
the work OF killing the snake, which
measured three and one-half feet In
length. II had 10 rattles.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
PORTLAND BOY BURGLARS.
Twelve-Year-Old Kids Nabbed Inv
Police.

working with all the skill and dar-
ing of professional burglars. and al.
most reckless in their disregard OF
precautions against being captured,
two youthful housebreakers were ar
rested by Patrolman Bales Saturday
and turned over to the Juvenile court
after they had sawed their way into
the house of John Mcclure, at 34S
Thirteenth street. The juvenile of
tenders are David Picken, Ia years
old, who lives with his aunt, Mrs. j.
G. Jones, at 454h Hall street, and
Peter Barbara, IL years old, living
with his parents at 40S Thirteenth
street. -
The little Barbara boy, who looks
much older than he is, planned the
affair, according to the police. He
gave Bales, a fictitious name, at
first, and seemed utterly uncon-
cerned at the trouble he had gotten
into. Mr.. Mcclure, whose house was
robbed by the youngsters, is superin-
tendent of the Astoria & Columbia
River Railroad.
Bales first noticed as he was pass
ing at o'clock in the afternoon that
a big hole had been cut in the base
ment door. He investigated and
found that 1t had been knocked Off
It's hinges. Then the boys had gone
to the inside door leading to the
and had cut a hole through
that. By reaching through they
had unlocked It from the inside. Just
as he was examining their skillful
the policeman heard foot
steps upstairs, and found the lads in
the act of ransacking the bedrooms.
When he was searched at the po-
lice station, in young Barbare's
pockets were found two big punches
Of skeleton keys. They had been
Observation-Disclosures novels.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
General Robert Il. Lee

Was the greatest general the world
has ever known. Billiards. Snow
Liniment is the greatest Liniment.
Quickly cures all pains. 1t is within
the reach of all. T. III. Pointer
Hampstead, Texas. writes: "This IS
to certify that Ballard's Snow Lini-
ment has been used in my household
for years and has been found to be
an excellent Liniment for rheumatic
pains. am never without It," Sold
by d. ]. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
FARMERS
UNION
GROWING
NUMBERS A MILLION
It They Strike There Is Going to Be
Something Doing That viii Make
Even Baer For Once SIT Up and
Talk Decent Or Go Hungry

Little Rock, Ark, Sept. 3.--Hun-
dreds Of union farmers, representing
the new order of things in agricul-
ture, in which the producers instead
OF exchange gamblers, fix the price
of their products, are in attendance
today at the national convention of
the Farmers Educational and Co
operative union.
Over a score Of states are repre-
sented at this cosmopolitan gather
ing of tillers of the soil. Many i'm
portant problems vitality affecting
the agricultural interests of the coun-
try will be discussed during the ses-
sions Of the union.
The union is most perfectly orga-
nized in the southern states, where,
with the Southern Cotton associa-
tion, It practically controls the price
OF the fleecy staple. That the union
has been highly successful In the
short span of its existence is shown
by the fact that, before its organiza-
ton, cotton sold as low as cents,
has since been raised to 10 and IL
cents and is likely this year to go as
high as Is cents.
This has been accomplished main
ly by the erection of warehouses for
storing the crop until the price de-
manded could be secured. In Texas,
the leading cotton state, the union
has 800 warehouses with a storage
capacity of more than a million bales.
During the last year more than
$50 warehouses have been con-
structed. The union has its head
warehouses at Houston, the greatest
cotton market In the world, while
many other important shipping, sea-
port and distributing cities through
out the south also have large ware
houses.
The union represents the new idea
In the organization of farmers. IL
Ia a strictly business body, entirely
ulHtIthl llpHn tue Olu bldubt ohu
Farmers alliance. While the MEM
bers naturally constitute a factor to
be considered by the politicians, the
union is strictly non-partisan and
no political discussions are allowed
at conventions or meetings. In many
states the farmers union has effected |
an alliance with the declarations of
trade unions.
In the old grange days the farmers
were antagonlstic TO labor unions aud
sought to force down the prices of
the goods .they purchased. The new
movement co-operates with the la
borers in other fields of endeavor and
does not attempt to cheaper labor or
cheaper prices OF manufactured
goods, except so far as to eliminate \
the profits of middlemen. "The la
borer is worthy of his hire" is the
motto OF the Farmers unions, and
they seek to make it applicable to all
trades as we'll as their own.
The Farmers union was organized
In Texas in 1902 with ten charter
members. Now 1t has a million farm
ers who are proud to claim mem
bership. Now that 1t has completed
the conquest of the land of King Cot
ton, wrestling the supremacy from
the spectators. 1t is gradually ex-
tending its membership and influence
all over the west and north.
Nearly 80 states are now repre-
sented on the rolls of the union, and
the promoters of the movement be-
lieve. that the day is not far distant
when all the farmers of the country
will be organized.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy One Of
the Best on the Market.

For many years Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy has constantly gained
in favor and popularity until 1t is
now one of the most staple medicines
In use and has an enormous sale. 1t
is intended especially for acute throat
and lung disease. such as coughs.
colds and Group, and can always be
depended upon. 1t is pleasant and
safe to take and is undoubtedly the
best in the market for the purposes
for which It is intended. Sold at DR..
Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03
Proposals for Supplies.

Sealed proposals to furnish gro
ceries, -four, meat, lard, school
room supplies, etc., will be received
at the ONCE of the superintendent
until Tuesday noon. September 10TH
For lists and information apply 10
e. 8. Tillinghast. superintendent.
9-3-1w
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-09-03

of the greatest number; one that in
aping the Independent spirit of man
has unparroted itself and become a
creature that neither has the home
loving nature of bird nor the
strength and enterprise of mastiff.
All the same, you respect that par
rot in spite of your conclusive rea-
soning.