The sun., 1907-11-02
AIR FULL OV BEAR RUNORS
DsD OR U1D NOT L0gB KILL OVg
~ WtOgIVU an ggSEW REREe
WWeW Wss s,sts serrv, s'd Whea 80 NuIe
. % q ~ rsssteaalrt - last pryvlsus
-tstr,Neut. Whuts me tss " Tgytns ~
s.st parta7 fire rtel lpbamlu Thear1

.H n Iaaur atrept fWt ftunfa south ~
gt4.I street was ADVERTISING q salo Of
..,sks fr ~ The bear hi. !ci by President
ru.UIaI' g = C,nts q pu I'D. and at the
10. . no ,I,np sale ~ ". o. other steaks
ar-,u 'hc pe,,r killed by pc retary " Wilham
tusr. ~ ~ rents q is and decoyed
r.1rg ltgious inpfiirsrs ID ~ 90 the vest
-r.r pf F-se1 street tWn doors south of
Crsnl Yesterday afteruooI.
Tfs only thing In the y tfn that was true
90. fla' s'ich "A sign hg, BEEN placed IN
'.,u' p' sam Bacharachf butcher -h7, N
anton afrce. either by - pTactical Joker
Dr .y one ~ ,he East Sias Wircie~s News
'mpsny'- force Of pla ters. How art
nlIy The Joker or protest. nal planter went
aluut hi, WORK Ia cvidert m the ~ elhng
u ,a- hear killers nans. Tbs sign
% ..er saw that his hosV would not he
sNr,ryc IN the diStric. U. less both 1T tho
names rang true
= 'he variuus news Ea;herer~ on the
iop .ea-ned the whole tang was a hoax
-., f,r An the sale Of steal was concerned
each in turn went back D his once and
wrote % the matter irl the way the readers
~ MS particular paper would best like To
go H. Men from a HeN OF the evening
papers got a hunch as they sat down 70
their rypewriters that tcrIr bears had es-
Capsd from an East Sidr animal dealers
-nopa dealer in the pay u the C1ar or
E,>sia. by the way-and after killing and
dsycurIng the children IN one aisle ot Q
primary grade hal been driven from the
room by a very beautiful teacher named
Maude J. Muller, who 10 bride oI only q
week. and who escaped being choked to
deafh by one Of the bears only because of
= 5000 diamond and psarl necklace abe
happened to be wearing AZ the time. An
other reporter for an evening paper ~
si.lirabls morals asked his city editor
how he wanted the bea. steaks handled.
and the city editor mad = answer well
done. thou good and faithful servant
BE couldn't help IL. AMI 40 the reporter
wrote and wrote Of how immoral Il " 70
display on a butcher SHOP that which lacks
inherent truth per 80, for What doth Il
profit q man to gain the whole world u he
ose his own soul, and many are called but
few are chosen. And 90 b. won't.
But the logical thing that a good. capable.
painst&Sing. honest and efficient reporter
should DO the minute be- learned that not
even Sam Baeharach vas selling steaks
killed either by the Presifr nt or his secretary
vss to comb tho city 70 And sOme one. II
possible. who could say positively whether
VI mot tho secretary had had the audacity
To kill a bear In Wyoming or elsewhere
at ell. In making q star, to Iind this news.
therefore. TEE sun reportsr frat bought
ell tho evening papers. hut little was OBJ
tanned from lhese clues, Tho general
average obtained after looking up what the
evening papers stated VIA that the srcre-
tATy did and that he didn't. Alan some II
Tue papers said Il hNppsned in Wyoming
snd others said ID was In Montana, AsaeRiTst
,hs conIsntiNn OG the Administration paper
that no hesrs have been killed north Ot
Louisiana tor wear.
Jacob ristlebAuun. the we'll know n Repub-
Hcar election captain vf the East Silc.
whose Young COueiD, Jacob Tietlehaum.
had a Federal appCIntnent thrust upon
him week ago last TBre,iay, was Of no
opinion that secretary Lieb did not kill a
hcar, although u was pos~lble. ~ Mr..
Itatlehaum Thought. that the secretary
was good enough rhot 10 ~ abb ~ flrr az
une posit,ye that he could try ~ wound
the hear Cnly slightly ami sc, away With
IT, Mr.. 1iotlebaum's kncwledRr ~ the in
uards of preuideu' RORsveh's policies
makes the election capta ms VIews a hit
worth whilc,
4 do noe think aaiG Mr. Tictlrhaum,
whsn he Nas fo,Ind atAndiag near the Grand
str@et newsstand where all the evening
I,Aiers had heen bought "ths, IN" whole
did or did no, ksn ever viii he known out
-dr the Government high otncsals Won
msy dIIote mo freely a. saying pORttlvely,
hrwever, that Secretary Loeb more than
One hear did not kill. Two hears for
secretary is iVnpoea.Sll'y
~ 4 kl,ss rtNet,
baum ven, on more glarbsily alters pausr
suppose Won went right ~ Secretary Loeb
a,d asked him, YOU saw Well, Doubt that
that would help. First 30 u would deny,
as Nouh any Republican SeCr~tary Who "a
hstns naid ~ DO his sharr to carry Ou, Nir
policies. Then, smppose another rcpur
journalist approached ths SecTesarys roll
Ton desk RvS minutes later and put II VIZ ~
VIZ Loeb that there was ~tOrv running
rg.Ind 'N,' 10 had s,'s, 6Srtcd that hr hal
Killed a hear,
Y on the house rule, Tor s~cre,aries
knvw And u the SecTy airy shalt a. any
time I've askesl whether 10 denied Iha, ho
! IerlNrmsd anv action Whatsoever w ~.
iSrei any word whatsoever that COnNIc,s
with my pohcies, then NO shal torthNlh
deny that he denied ~ha soever h. denici
tAA, no denied How d. ! know Why,
d,fn : coach my Uousln iskcy in the new
OWL service rules before lakev gnt his ap-
poinrmsnt a week ago lart Tuesday, AMI
HIN ! make Jakev say No answers tO tflc
pight after night till ! learned thrvn hy
heart AJAX mo anything abO0t the rules.
a,o ahead and ash me
Of Courre Nhen Mr. rhNrhaum began 10
aasime this attitude 10 merely showing ~
there was nothing 10 do but seek elpewhsrp
for information ahOut whs her the Spcrctary
killet q I've hear. 4 number ~ obi line Re-
VUOiCans ~ the Ffth Avenue Motel were
thereupon tack led for int ormaiioo - ,hry
s.ooi ,p the Old line of ol live Repuh.oans
O. he la hut as usual none ~ them wi~hc
o. No uuutri Ivy name.
Wherefore " dOuhsless IL i,lst a. we'll not
~ r@ycT, their Views here. tnaSnNiCh A. \
ruhl,~hed s'irHiNe ls ~ 20 use II one can't
pTtnt even tho name ~ tne obi stow that 4
'Naki1g he guess, especially a. The guessing
Sunte~, vas not inauguraled until son,e time
Oes- tNe rlnSc NJ a husv dNv al along The old
Inc. thr only tangible rssOlt obtained was
thet Vhich naturally cOmc@ or % any at
trulpt ~ gel ~ the lpO,tCm ~ any GOVerr. /.
Ipent secret which SOr reasons II state ~ q
plicy must always I've ksyt = secret that
u. that even IL mo positive statement hSs
hsen obtained u 10 easily explained away
by those closest in touch with the Adnlinls-
tpatiOn hy hs axiom thae the man who
made the ir~t statement a liar.
Ard 40 some though' me thing yester.
Say and Others thOusht otherwise NrOund
town. hlt the facts remain that The only
San BscearaCh who r,lrs hUtcher shop
49, he tR~s Side carrie ~ the industry ln
tGutOn street and that ,Osrc 10 no Solly
R,chau.rh n the hO,chsr husinc~~ - er