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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-09
The "Red" CAMPAIGN.

Plans for an extensive Michigan
campaign by the Social-D Democratic
party. which has been working Wig.
orously in Wisconsin the past few
years, have been completed, and De-
troit will be the storm center of the
Reds" in that state. From Detroit
the movement will be extended to
Grand Rapids, Muskegon, Lansing,
Saginaw, Kalamazoo and other cities
in the lower peninsula The northern
portion of the state is already being
worked by Socialists from Wisconsin.
From October until April a series of
lectures on Socialism will be delivered
with the hope of gaining converts
among the laboring classes for the
party. The brightest men and women
In the party have been chosen for the
work, and during the winter will visit
the cities named, speaking once each
week.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-09

lIlDcS Idlutu (dSdDldnCd, one VI the
chief seaports of Morocco, and mas
sacred the native guards and seven
Europeans.
Claude Haywood, aged 20 years, who
had been attending the naval academy
at Annapolis for the past two years.
and who was at home at Jackson,
Mich, on leave, was drowned at
Clark's lake.
Seven hundred operatives at the
Empire and Klotz mills at Simpson,
Pa, have quit work. making the total
number of silk workers in the Lacka-
wanna valley idle through their
strike 4,400..
Troops TO the number of 1000 men
have been sent to Belfast, ireland, en-
phasizing the fact that the authorities
are fully determined to grapple
promptly with rioting, whether on the
part of the striking dock laborers or
the mutinous police, who are demand
ing more pay because of the extra
work the strike entails.
Mrs. A. Nichols, of Egg Harbor, NJ
j., had premonition that she would
die, and. despite the fact that she was
apparently in good health, was found
dead in bed.
Fire in the Pittsburg municipal In
stitutions at Marshalsea destroyed two
buildings and caused the death OF one
employe and the serious injury of sew
eral other persons.
The twenty-eighth child. a ten
pound boy, has arrived in the family
of Rev. Abraham c. Ruebush of Port
Lavaca, Tex. Mr.. Ruebush is So
years old and has been married
twice.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-09
ProhIbItlonist's Rosy View.

Every state In the union will, at a
comparatively early date. be free from
the legalized liquor traffic"
The above statement was made in
Chicago by Charles r. Jones, chair.
man OF the national Prohibition com
mittee.
winning of the battle for prohibit.
ton In Georgia Is the opening gun of
the final assault on the liquor traffic
n all America" said Mr.. Jones. 1T is
the direct result Of the persistent and
Intelligent campaign throughout the
nation"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-09

It is sometimes cheaper to get d.
vorce than to be sued for breach of
Eugene K. Schmitz, San Francisco-s
jailed mayor. has made appointments
to fill the vacancies created by the
forced resignation OF Ia members of
the board of supervisors. Mayor e. r.
Taylor has also appointed IA members
to fill the same vacancies. Schmitz OBJ
jects to his mail being opened by
Mayor Taylor and declares he will
complain to the postal authorities.
BY a vote of is to 6 the Ohio Re.
publican state central committee de-
clared Tuesday afternoon that Will.
lam II. Taft, secretary of war, is
Ohio's choice for the next Republican
nomination for president
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-09

Brig Gen. Charles Francis Powell
U. S. A.. retired, is dead in st. Paul
at the age Of SO. He graduated from
West Point in 1867
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-09

II is sometimes cheaper to get a d..
vorce than to be sued for breach of
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

creek, was among those who laid out
last night on the detained train,
which was held in the wilds near New
Era. Charles arrived in the city this
morning, and said that he was never
so glad to get back TO Salem as he
was on this occasion. With the ex-
ception of that "all in" look which
hovers about a mans face who has
been out all night, Charles looks
about the same as when he and Hal
Patton used to preside at the baby
shows. He was chaperoned last night
by Morris Wiprut, who also deserted
the Salem resident circle recently to
become contaminated with society
down the slough.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
WANT TO AMEND
TITLE OF BILL.

Counsel Bingham and Winslow
desire TO amend the title of the bill
that has been prepared by the attor-
Iney-general for the referendum on
the University appropriation bill.
AS prepared to go on the ballot II
reads, a bill for an act increasing
the annual appropriation for the sup
port and maintenance of the Uni
versity of Oregon from $47.5OOO to
s125. 900" The counsel of the state
University asks TO have the title go
upon the Official ballot as follows:
For an act fixing the annual appro-
priation for the support and mainte
nance of the University of Oregon az
s125, 900 per annum." This will get
rid of the objection that the pro-
posed increase would be shown in
specific amounts on the referendum
ballot, and might help defeat the bill
The matter is to be heard by the su-
preme court.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
DIED.

BUCHTER.--At the home Of George
Clymers, two miles north OF Sa.
lem, Friday morning, December 6,
1907, George Buchter, aged 81
years. OF tuberculosis.
He came here about three weeks
ago from Astoria. and engaged work
at the Clymer farm. Very little Is
known OF his family. or as to wheth-
er or not he has relatives In this city
1t is known, however. that he has a
brother In Astoria. The funeral ar
rangements have not as yet been
completed.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Personal MENTION

Attorney Keyes is transactinp bu,,
ness in Portland.
Mrs. N. Hansen is visiting her son
Harry Hansen, In Portland
Ivan Farmer has returned from ,
trip to Portland.
Il. X. Page left this morning for
Portland on business.
c. X. Spaulding was among tho.s
who went to Portland today.
Mrs. c. w. Cramer of Portland
was a Salem visitor yesterday
e. M. Kightlinger was among tho
Portland-bound passengers today
Mrs. j. ]. Murphy Is in Portland
where she will spend the winter
Attorney Richardson left this
morning for the metropolis on busl.
ness.
Mrs. s. E. Brown is on her way 10
Los Angeles, where she will visit and
look after buSlness interests.
Mrs. Martha Wilson left today for
Brooks, whore she will visit relatives
and friends.
Miss Toqua Cade left today for
Winlock, where she will visit her
brother.
Mrs. e. Il. Haney left for Port
land last evening, where she will
visit friends and relatives.
Mrs. Mary A. Frazier left yester.
day for Portland for an extended
visit.
Mrs. Alice Courtier left this morn
ing for Stockton, Cal, to visit rela-
tives.
s. b. Catterlin, OF Portland. after
a short visit here, left this morning
for his home.
w. r. Mcdonald of Dallas, who has
been visiting In the city left yester-
day for his home.
Mrs. George Burnett was pas
senger on the delayed train this
morning from Portland.
DIR. William Short, the dentist.
left this morning for Portland and
Eastern oregon points on bmslness.
Rev. 4. r. Laudy left last evening
for Shelburn, where he will conduct
a quarterly meeting in the U. r.
church.
Mrs. w. p. Enright went to Port
land yesterday where she will visit
for few days.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. Heist went 10
Portland yesterday after buying prop!
erty in this city. They will soon re-
tnrn TO Salem 10 reside.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Arnold, Of
Spokane, who have been visiting the
formers parents of this city, have
gone to Tacoma where they will visit
Rev. G. w. Floiz returned tol
Portland yesterday after attending
a Bible conference in the Seven Day
church OF this city.
Mrs. Phoebe Train, OF Montana,
who has been visiting her nephew,
Clarence Train. of this city, left this
for California, where she
will spend the winter. She former
ly resided In this city, and will be
by many of the pioneer
residents as Miss Phoebe Goodell.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

Please take notice that any one
throwing old cans, junk or rubbish
OF any kind upon the public high
ways will be prosecuted to the full
extent OF the law, the same being an
obstruction to the highway.
BY Order OF the County Court.
12-7-1w
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

"Vkage 10 p,o...
:, Sreath perfume. a. =. " ssh!
cesl 'Uo' ~" 0iI q the evil The, "
Goa, coal 'ne me 0dor for a tine
ouor' o,",l. pufiies the food ~. -
s| stomach and iuts.lI,.s' s''s
m,,, ,ag process of dIsestIo,
NIL, mud laxative, gives tos. !
,e%' in short, gives ys' = Y
Of health And an ne 4, ,,.'l '''s
con csp''y y. 70 obtain these rs
coal LOaenses, price Is, s''''''
n Inc nO. uses Of charcoal an u
=. n art and electricity M -.
" E', used but It is especial, :.
wnere purity Of prOduu |. =.
AS an absorbent and dIsI,l.''' '.
mas no equal. That /. u,
invariably find It IN ,V.,' y !.
filter. WI ~
stuart's Charcoal lo,,,. /
made from pure vIllO. T..
with with a slight mixture d l.s|
render them pslatbls n~
inter you blood for you, dsrj
cry particle Of poison ana Iu.'|
absorb all the gas in your s'|
give yon a sweet, clean h,,,e
relieve you from the arlua,
Ing you are bound to have ~ u
detect by the expression Of 10
pie that they smell your As IA
Many who are fond Of osIon
eating them because Of b n
they leave. One Of stuana o|
Lozenges Immediately kIlhah !
ever. The same applies to I'D
drinking or chewing.
We are so convinced iAa N
find these lozenges IndIpmlA
once using them, that v "a \
you a sample package BY Nc i
II you will send your IAN. d
dress today to +. A. s,uih q 4
Stuart Bldg, MARSHAL, Ma
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Funeral Notice.

The funeral services of the late
L. Rostein, whose death was an
nounced in The Journal yesterday,
will be held at the residence of Ed.
Rostein, 1858 State street. Sunday.
December 8, at 2 p. M Interment
in the City View cemetery.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

For any of the ordinary diseases
of the skin Chamberlain Salve is
excellent. 1t not only allays the
itching and smart but effects a cure
For sale at DR.. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
The woman's Relief Corps

Will Hid an apron and miscella-
neons bazaar, at their hall on Com
mercial street, on the 18th OF this
month, in the afternoon and evening
resenting the Bitulithic Paving Co.,
mems supper will be served.
Steam Engines
Mills & vass.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
You Don't Want to Buy?--

Well, makes no difference we
want to show you anyway our fne
large and reasonable priced stock.
Hinges, leader in jewelry fashions.
only one on Commercial street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
st. Paul's BAZAAR

At the Guild room, Chemeketa
and Chnrch streets, Wednesday, De-
'cember IL, at z p. m, and Thursday
from 10 a. m. Fancy and staple ar
ticles, homemade candies, plum
pudding, potted plants. ferns.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
bracelets
Settling Damage Suit

Attorney Sem of Portland, rep
resenting theBitulithic Paving Co.,
was in the city today to settle suit
brought by w. j. Howard, who lives
at $40 Bush street for MASKING his
fingers on the rock heater. Web
ster Holmes is his attorney and Re
demands $4,000.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

County Clerk Allen yesterday is
sued marriage license to George NJ
Rule, aged 2S, and Anna NJ. Clark,
both of this city, p. Francis witness.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Christmas shopplng-

Made easy at Hinges Jewelry Store
on Commercial street next to Capital
bank.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
CITY NEWS
A Collection OF Important Par
agrnphs for Your Consideration


The Weather.
Occasional rain tonight and Sun
day.
Zinn's marshmallows are home
made. They are richer and better
than any imported article. They do
not have that dongh taste, and sell
for 4Oc per pound.
Books and Fine Stationery
Mills A. Vaes
Diamonds Never '~TW
Wear out, get old or out OF style.
We buy diamonds from headquarters
and can save you money on the pur-
chase price. Barrs' jewelry store.
Children's Biackboards-
Mills a Vass.
Don't Worry
But Leo the man select his own
Xmas present Let us explain how;
see our north window. The Tog-
gerry.
Wreck Holds Train All Might
A long engine striking a broken
rail about 8 o'clock last night near
New Era was derailed. the tender
rolling down the embankment into
the Willamette river. The wreck
could not be cleared and the track
repaired until this morning and
south bound passenger trains No. .1S
and 10 were held at Oregon City all
night.
ON Display
All our holiday goods next week,
Mills & Vass.
Two Sessions
At the skating rink tonight. Music
by McElroy's band.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Beautiful Watches for Ladies'

Gold filled Elgin works, warranted
for 20 years, $1,000 up, at Hinges
Jewelry Store on Commercial street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Don't Scratch

If you have the itch use DR.. Stones
itch ointment. Price one dollar, at
DR.. S. C. Stones drug store.
12-7-4t-sat
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

That molasses chewing candy at
Zinn's is simply fine. Try II.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
A Carload OF Primes

a Carloau OF fruncS-
l.. M. Grocer, the Rosedale fruit
grower. left last evening for Mar
shalltown. Iowa, with a carload OF
prunes which will be disposed OF Ia
that state. He will visit relatives
there before returning.
Dolls and Carriages
Mills & Vsss.
brooches
Solid and gold filled in all the
latest designs and finishes. 1t ls
worth your while 10 see them. Barrs'
jewelry store.
Buy your candy at Zinn's, where
you get fresh goods and help build
up home industry.
Let Him Alone
The man, let him select his Xmas
present; We will explain IL TO you
The Toggery.
Embroidered and Linen
Handkerehiefs. Mills & Vass.
Grand Opening
At the Auditorium rink tonight.
Special music by McElroy's band.
Two big sessions, 1880 to 10 and 10
10 12>
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
SUNDAY DINNER 25c.

Soap.
Vegetable.
Fish.
Fried Smelt.
Boil.
Chicken and Country Gravy.
Entrees.
Chicken Frieassee.
Baked Chicken and Dressing.
Roast.
Prime Rib OF Beef. Pork. Veal
with Dressing.
Vegetables.
Potatoes. String Beans
Dessert.
Custard Pudding.
Pies.
Cream, Apple and Mince.
Extras.
Picked Pigs Feet.
Coree. Tea or Milk.
ELITE HOTEL.
Il. ECKERLEN, Prop
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Five, Six. Seven DoIlars-

Five, Six. Seven Dollars
Buys a beautiful girls watch, big
stock, cheap prices. Selling lots of 'em
Get in before all are gone at
Hinges Jewelry Store on Commercial
street.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Do People In, T.,

the HuniIla,Isa,S'' s,''a,'' !, F'A n
o Others Detect n,s 4 ~ sa''ls Il
smoking ai's.'s n~1,. From lsass,'
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

Zinn's oyster cocktails are made
to suit your taste. They don't burn
your mouth.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Solid Gold

Solid Gold
And high-grade gold filled lockets,
A beautiful assortment. Our prices
are right. Barrs' jewelry store,
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
A Fine Article

A Fine Article
The finest cut glass electric lamp
ever brought to this city is on exhi-
bition at Barr Bros jewelry store.
The price is SIS. The same firm has
out fine illustrated catalog that is
bringing trade from quite a distance
TO this city. Get copy.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

Out All Night, But ChaperOned-
Charles Parmenter. formerly of
this city, but now claiming allegi-
ance to the big village down the
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

At the skating rink tonight. Music
by McElroy's band.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

Embroidered and Linen
Handkerchiefs. Mills a Vass.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Skating Rink ReOpens--

Tonight with two big sessions.
Commencing Monday there will be
skating as usual every morning, af-
ternoon and evening.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Band Concert

Band Concert
At the Auditorium rink tonight.
Two big sessions.
Bracelets
Solid gold and gold filled. A beau
tiful collection, Prices right. Bars
jewelry store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

Beautiful Watches for Ladies'
Gold filled Elgin works, warranted
for 20 years, $500 up, at Hinges
Jewelry Store on Commercial street.
Rule Clark
County Clerk Allen yesterday is
sued a marriage license to George NJ
Rule, aged 2S. and Anna M. Clark,
both of this city, p. Francis witness.
Christmas shopping
Made easy at Hinges Jewelry Store
on Commercial street next to Capital
bank.
Sc. Paul's Bazaar-
At the Guild room, Chemeketa
and Chnrch streets, Wednesday, De-
cember IL, at z p. m, and Thursday
from 10 a. m. Fancy and staple ar
ticles, homemade candies, plum
pudding, potted plants. ferns.
Zinn's oyster cocktails are made
to suit your taste. They don't burn
your mouth.
Solid Gold
And high-grade gold filled lockets.
"A beautiful assortment. Our prices
are right. Barrs' jewelry store.
Skating Rink ReOpens--
Tonight with two big sessions.
Commencing Monday there will be
skating as usual every morning, af-
ternoon and evening.
A Fine Article
The finest cut glass electric lamp
ever brought TO this city is on exhi-
bition at Barr Bros jewelry store.
The price is SIS. The same firm has
out fine illustrated catalog that is
bringing trade from quite a distance
10 this city. Get copy.
Band Concert
At the Auditorium rink tonight.
Two big sessions.
Bracelets
Solid gold and gold filled. A beau
tiful collection. Prices right. Bars
jewelry store.
Settling Damage Suit
Attorney Sem of Portland, rep
resenting theBitulithic Paving Co..
was in the city today to settle a suit
brought by w. ]. Howard, who lives
at $40 Bush street for MASKING his
fingers on the rock heater Web
ster Holmes is his attorney and Re
demands $4,000.
Don't Scratch
If you have the itch use DR.. Stones
itch ointment. Price one dollar. at
DR.. S. c. Stones drug store.
12-7-4t-sat
Five, Six. Seven Dollars
Buys a beautiful girls watch, big
stock, cheap prices. Selling lots of 'em
Get in before all are gone at
Hinges Jewelry Store on Commercial
street.
Out All Night, But ChaperOned-
Charles Parmenter, formerly of
This cffv hut NOM cIain,En., .11aot
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

Books and Fine Stationery
Mills a. Vass
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
wreck Holds TraIn All NIght-

ON Display
All our holiday goods next week
Mills & Vass.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

The weather.
Occasional rain tonight and Sun
day.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Grand Specials For Today


the
wonder
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
Diamonds Never

Wear out, get old or out OF style
We buy diamonds from headquarters
and can save you money on the pur-
chase price. Barrs' jewelry store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07
CHTLDREN'S DRESSES AND COATS

Choosing is good here for chill
dren's dresses and coats--Newest
STYLES and fabrics.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-12-07

SUIT CASES
Another big shipment of suit
cases and bags reached us yes
terday-They are all Of the bet
ter sort, without the extra price
lttached.-Here you will find
cases for the matron and the maid
and the man and the boy.-Cases
u all sizes and kinds, from Jap
anese mating to alligator skin.
Your tastes and purses can be
satisfied here.-The largest and
best stock shown in the william
cite valley.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-11-03
Trinity Episcopal Church.

Corner Third avenue and Oak street, one block from West Second avenue.
 Sunday morning service and sermon II o'clock. Subject for sermon, "Christ's Plan for Spreading His Cos pel.' Mrs. Jesse R. Core will sing, by special request, for the offertory, the beautiful song that so completely charmed those who heard her last Sunday evening.
 Sunday evening service and ser- mon at 7:3o o'clock. Subject for sermon, 'Is Tribute Money La"fu':' z Sunday school 9:30 o'clock a. m, Prof. Junius Jordan superintendent. 4 cor dial invitation extended to all. Seats free and a welcome for you. Rev Walter D. Buckner, L.L. D., rector.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-11-03
The Fore. of Habit.

'Do snore?" said the fat commer. cial drummer. II should say so. That's why can't use all alarm clock. 1 cant hear lem. My snore drowns the best of 'em. And, speaking of the force of habit-I put up once at crowded country hotel where had to double up with an acquaintance. l told him snored few but he didn't mind, he said, because his wife was star in that line. and he had q system to beat it.
 "I'l just tap you on the shoulder every time you begin to shore, he eA- plained. 'Thatll stop you without waking you, and after q little I'll drop of myself
 "It worked like q charm. 1 felt his tap~ for q time. but finally off l went al! dream of $l0,000 salary and l. per cent commission. Well. sir. when ] aNu... in the morning there was that ,,Aap tapping away Ut my shoulder reg ular as clorl,wori, and he sound asleep Been ut 1t all night, don't you sea :. Force cf habit
 And Ee bealued inlulEently on tht silent rnrty.-NcW York Globe.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-11-03
Tn. Elchaior Maids Keys.

Do enje% tI.e freedom of latch key" exclaimed the bachelor maid btt- terly. Look 1t that bunch n. aloft ring fall of keys. "riftecn. Ails' l have to carry a,l ot them all i.le time. This oac is the key to the stld.s building. this to N!y own studio. thlS |, my club this to my hamper at i.H club. this to my desk. this to the >> cret drawer o the desk. this t. :, trunk. this to another. this iO uy i.t- ter box, this to nlE ScsTlng 3hacasn1 oh, yes, the woman who comes to cie,. my studio would Go her aun(la! se.,s.-.., there if I idnt-this to my. box ia ' safety deposit. this to the piano [" keep the woman from using 1t. 0. course-th positively forget M,ia 1t is for, but 1 know nee'! il oitrl I'm simply worn out Juggling around ! wrist bag big enough to hold them ali I assure you my dear. that it you eye hear have committed matrimony 70, may tell all my friends l neelnl man to carry my keys for ae.'-NeN York Sun.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-11-03
Greater Than the Nation.

There is u certain congressman who whatever authority he may hold lA the councils of state, is of com.'Ara lively minor importance in his oMIl household! Indeed, it has been ui kindly inllAated that his wife is the whole thing" in their establiShncnt Representative aud Mrs. Blank na, been 10 Baltimore one afternoon When they left the train at Washing ton on their return Mrs. Blank dis covered that her umbrella, which had been intrusteu to the care of her huS band, was missing.
 'Where's my umbrella?" she de manded.
 I'm afraid I've forgotten it. my dear" meekly answered the congress man. Tt must still be in the train"
 "In the train suorted the lady And to think that the affairs of the nation are intrusted to a man wht doesn't know enough to take care of ' woman's umbrela"- Success.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-11-03
Made Sure 1t Was Used.

An old farmer and his wife, note' for their niggardliness, had a cusio@' of allowing the servant only one mate to light the fire with each morning.
 One morning the match failed to l.n dle, so the servant went to their bed room door and asked for another one.
 A whispered consultation was hel'i between the two. then audbly the wife said:
 Will you risk her wi auither aue John?"
 "I doot we'll hae tae risk her. Janet. replied John, but be sure an seek | sicht O the ane she got last nicht. - Glasgow Times.