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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
FAIRBANKS AFItR
 AN ARMY POST

The people os Es.-asaSS are en- dssvo-tuc % >ecu7s the establishment ot ST s-uy post aJ the, place It ls pointe5 cuc that with ;he building Of a rsilroa5 5t will Se the s1-steEerc Sposl- ton ot Jbe Alaskan tnter.or- Lt l> aisO the center q the most popu}ouS region oF Alaska. The establishment Ot ar army post st Fs5rhaoks would probably result sc the abandonment oi the post s Gibooa. Al IssS-. not 90 many tCoops would he maintained there
The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
SALE GOES
Dalton Confirms POrcUpine
 Transfer Report

-sek Eaton. -hr path finder snd maa.uE usa. wh. a--.ve@ oa the G.Jy os Sestrle iron .Gucsu. confirms be ~eoo-i Eaar The "o0,an.1e Trad cc ,ouusay. ot winch E, -> g mem .7T. hss >l.5 IS HoCCar.0e u.sce~ te.as 'g s o2ursuy 8, the hes5 Q. which arr 2 F. Efs-yey au5 10, , E. Conrad. T7el vi. bar1n work a- ooes. Soco71D- Ia W- T'a.JoC.
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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
Notice ot Settlement CT Final
 Account

Ia the Matter ot the Estate Of Jacob Bloom. Deceased,
 Notice is hereby given that the ad- mioiStrator has fled Ir the United States Commissioner Court at Skag- way, sitting in Probate. his final sc- count as administrator Of the above en- titled estate, and the court has fNet FCidsy March S, 1907, st o'clock in the afternoon ss the time ot hearing and settling said account. All persons having, therefore, anything To say why said account should not be settled and approved, are hereby notified to mase their supesrsDce in said court, oo said day and dste and hour and make then allegations in that behalf,
 Emil korach, Administrator Jan. to March lsos.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
IN GRAVE
DOwie Being Laid Away
 Toiay at Chicago

Specisl D.spSJch to Nai,y Alsssan
 Chicago, Na0ol ls--ho tGneCs q John Alexander Dowrs. he Elijah O. the Tfoa5<ls fs JsklnS place iu this city tag> ssssvnoou. TrterneDt will hs at the c5,y cemetery. Thousands ot vas' jvo-> bsve Ssihe-eG berc ro DSr,5csnaJe "a Che las, rites
The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14

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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
Court Clerk at Seattle

l. C 'scc. clerk a. rac lated States G.>,~'c, court. so5 M->. Facs are visiting .r Seattle. They we0; ~s.,h 5g meet -a5ce Guo1t~o. 0h..e a, $. at- -.e CT route to Fss~asrN>.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14

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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
Ticket, Gosur Lively

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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
Seattle Saloon

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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
STAGE SERVICE WAS IN
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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
10 crREA COLD IN ONE DAY

Take LAXATIVE ERoNo NuC.-.s Tablets. Druggists refund money !. .t fsi.s ,0 cure. E. ". GEON = >.-.a- ru-e fs oc each byE.9 k
The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14

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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14

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The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14
Frssh Meat

The Frys-Sruhn O. keep all kind ot fresh lasSt coustsatly oa hand 2
The daily Alaskan., 1907-03-14

.aarEars must he st -he. Inspection is stopped
 . n-rre= 0t lATEaFn w .-. -..h each aS'f fer
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
OCEAN MUSIC.
A New Rage In the Music Wor

a New Rage In the Music World.
From information furnished by the
Tolbert r. Ingram Music Company Of
Denver, Colorado, the indications are
that the music buying public is getting
the Ocean Music" craze. 1t all origi-
mated with the publication by this firm
of the little ocean characteristic,
"Nymphs O. the Mist" and the next
few years will, no doubt, see the issu-
ance Of many new pieces along this
special line. The music publishers
generally try to supply what the pub
lie calls for and now the desire seems
to be for ocean Music "Nymphs O
the Mist possesses that weird charm
that the ocean characterizes. II is no.
a complicated number, but at the same
time it is we'll written and appeals
alike to the best musical taste as well
as to the popular fancy. From present
indications, the sale of this number
will far exceed the publishers most
sanguine expectations.
This incident is only another exam
pie of the unexpectedness OF public ap-
prevail As a music dealer remarked
the other day, you can never tell
what will make hit with the public;
but after all is said, you will find that
pieces that sell the best possess some
peculiar charm either in melody
rhythm or sentiment that is not a
part of the many pieces that are fail
ures and as court OF last resort, the
public can generally be depended upon
to render fair decision. think the
whole secret of success is originality
AT a Georgian Campmeeting, made
success because 1t was the premiel
niece of its class. 'Hiawatha' made
success because 1t was tuneful, new
and different. 1t was original
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
AGRICULTURAL BITS.

Give plenty of water; laying fowls
require it.
Applying manure to grass lands
during the fall is a good thing to do,
providing the manure Is not put on
SO thickly that 1t smothers the plants.
The manure Is not q small item Of
profit from the poultry house. In
cleaning up the poultry house the
droppings should be put In barrels
or boxes and kept dry.
Never give fowls sulphur In damp
or wet weather, and give it cautiously
even In dry weather. II fed, and the
fowls get wet, 1t is said to cause rheu.
matism and weakness of the legs.
The prices of farm implements
are to be boosted this season. Why
not meet the advance by painting
and fixing up the machine on hand
now? A few gallons of paint, new
piece of woodwork here and there
will put the machine back in service
for two or three years.
Young poultry should not be al
lowed to go hungry, nor should the.
be given more than they can eat VI
clean at one time.
A patch of rye near the poultr.
yard for the hens to run upon whel
the ground is bare. is an egg producer
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
WHEN MILEsToNEs CHEER
They Always GLADDEN. the Heart OF
the Pedestrian.

In a walking trip milestone along
the way is the most companionaDle
fellow in the world; your spirits rise
as YOU near him as though you were
about to greet a human friend, ana
thew keep almost consistently on MS
high level till his brother a mile DIS
tant advances to meet you.
And when you overlook one OF this
friendly company because OF an en-
croaching bank or screening bougns'
saws the Travel Magazine, his neigh
Dor further on comes to you douDly
welcome. At the latter end OF this
passage in the journey your spirits
flag a trifie as though oppressed by a
sense of desertion. You may even
scowl at the overhanging bank which
is more than party to this conceal
ment.
Those worthy persons who attend to
the roads should see to it that every
milestone within their province stands
out frankly from its leafy background.
Observance Of this. however, would
rob the wayfarer of that leap OF the
heart which is his when the stone
tells the story of two miles done rather
than one. For however much the land
scape and the minute world at his teet
may claim the footfarer's admiration
he is stiI1 keenly alive to the virtue
of decent distances covered in his
days journey.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
QUICK WORK or PACKING.
system used by One Successful Hand
Ter OF Fruit.

In picking apples in my own orch
ard and in orchards that buy, do
not allow an apple picked until / am
there to commence barreling same.
never let an apple touch the ground
that goes into a barrel In picking l
use half bushel baskets and short
sacks hung over a picker's shoulder,
says a correspondent of Farm and
Home. Use long and short ladders
tirely, as pickers climbing in among
the limbs bruise the apples that are
in sacks and spill apples out OF the
baskets.
pack entirely from packing tables
that are built ON a slight slant, the
wide end of the table being padded
to prevent the bruising of apples as
they are being poured onto the table.
The narrow part of the table Is Stat
ted with lath one inch apart, which
allows twigs, leaves, etc, to drop
through. At the mouth Of the table
l have an apron that is tackled to the
| under side of the table; this we lay
over the barrel allowing the apples tC
run into 1t. When the apron Is fun
we lower it into the barrel, which pre-
vents the bruising of apples as the!
are put into the barrel.
The cost of picking and packing
covers a wide range where trees ar
heavily laden, the cost being no
nearly as large as when there is
light crop. Under ordinary circum
stances the picking and packing ca
be done for 15 to Is cents per barre
/ work four men at the packing table
one man to face, one to press, one a
mouth of table to run the apples, an
one to sort out culls.
The packing table does away wit
having Gull apples all over your o
chard. as all the culls are thrown vi
der the table. When the time come
In the fall to gather your Gull an
windfalls for making cider, 1t Is
very easy matter to drive from pil
to pile to pick up the apples and p'
them In the wagon. l have my team
ready to haul my apples to car
where they are put In cold storage
st. Louis In Is hours from the tin
they were hanging on the trees.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Men,anansra In China.

Native Chinese papers state that the
Chinese press will in future be con
trolled by the ministry of posts and
communications. The following new
laws are proposed; The press shall
not be permitted to attack either the
government or the administration.
Nothing OF the nature of personal at
tack shall be published, nor shall any
secret document of the government be
inserted. These laws will be put In
operation after the advice OF the min
listers has been secured.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Only Royal Doctor.

The only royal doctor in EUROPE Is
Duke Carl Theodore of Bavaria. Few
German princes have had more TO
mantle career than Duke Carl Theo-
dore. He recently completed, with
his wife as his assistant, his five-thou-
sandth operation for cataract.
Poor people flock to his hospital.
where they are treated free, the duke
asking payment only from those who
can easily afford it. He it was who
successfully treated the kaiser, when,
eight years ago, he was temporarily
blinded by a swinging rope when
cruising ON the Hobenzollern in the
North sea,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
HORTICULTURAL NOTES.

Fertilize the orchard; pillow and
spray.
Fruit crops are often SO large that
the abundance of one year offsets the
smallness of crops in other years.
Evergreens are hardy, pretty and
make excellent windbreaks. May Is
the proper month to plant them
Try some and beautify the dooryard.
Keep the bark of your trees
healthy by the application of good
wash. A healthy tree. like a healthy
man win Withstand the attacks of
disease more easily than a weakly
one.
The man who cheerfully sets the
spade where his wife directs. and
lends himself willingly to her desires
in the flower garden. has in him the
vital elements of good citizenship
and is a safe man to trust
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
A Whistler Criticism.

The late James Mcneil Whistler
was standing bareheaded in 6 hat
shop, the clerk having taken his hat
to another part of the shop for COM
parison. A man rushed in with his
hat in his hand and supposing Whist
Ter to be a clerk angrily confronted
him.
see here" he said, This hat
doesn't fit"
Whistler eyed the stranger from
head to foot and then drawled out:
well, neither does your coat
What's more, If you'll pardon my say
ing SO, I'll be hanged If care much
for the color of your trousers. I'm
der the Spreading Chestnut Tree in
Everybody's.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Old Coins 81 discovered.

Workingmen in demolishing the old
smelter house of the first United
States mint, on Seventh street, Phila-
delphia, have uncovered a number nf
relics Of the early days Of the repub-
lie. These relics consist of number
of foreign and domestic coins, dating
as far back as 1898. Some of the in
teresting finds are number of test
coins that were experimental with by
the officials in the olden times. These
coins are similar to Chinese money,
each containing a hole in the center
that was filled with various kinds OF
metal to bring up the value or the
coin
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
chlldhood,s Frankness.

The grown folk, seated on the wide
veranda, were having a discussion
concerning heaven. and q little daugh-
ter was fitting breezily around the
group. A sail-like bow of Alice-blue
ribbon fiuttered above her curls and
her white frock stood airily against
the wind. Il came from heaven" she
announced in the pause of the con-
versation. They put wings on me
and sent me down here; and" she
added reminiscently, Il haven't seen
anybody from there since"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
A Bumper Crop.

"Ya-as," said the man from south
ern Kansas, 81 reckon that year was
what you might call banner year
with bumper wheat crop. Wy DO
yu know that Sile Edwards-neigh-
Dor O. mine, Sile was--had SIGH a
stand o. wheat on a ten-acre field @
his'n that he had t. rent tn field next
t. i'm t shock about half of it-wasn't
room fer tn shocks on tn ground IT
growed on."-Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
somethinq New IL TabIeeIoths.

She had come into the store to buy
tablecloths and she stated in the be-
ginning that she wanted something
new"
The salesman was patient and
showed her everything in stock, but
nothing suited,
''Oh. dear!" she exclaimed, fussily'
haven't you anything different?"
The clerk brought out one OF the
discarded tabIecloths that he had put
back on the shelf, and said with an
air of interest:
Here is one of the very newest de-
signs. madam. You see, the center is
in the middle and the border runs
right around the edge"
why, yes! Let me have that
one" she said eagerly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08

Miss. Edith Ito evening caller)-
When write have to be entirely
alone and have everything quiet, so
there will be nothing to disturb my
thoughts. don't see how any one
can dictate to an amanuensis.
Mr.. Goodfellow-It's very easy.
dictate all my business letters.
You do? And don't your thoughts
often wander from the subject until
you find yourself unable to proceed?.
"Oh, no. MY typewriter is man."
IN. Y. Weekly.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
HIa Sentiment.

Eyes, acknowledge that your fa-
Their did me favor once which placed
me under a lasting obligation to him.
cannot, therefore, refuse to lend you
the money. But come around to-mor'
row for 1t, won't your"
Certainly, II you haven't got IL
now"
"Oh, / have 1t now, all right; only
| hate on such notice to part forever
with what is near and dear to me-
Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08

A woman at Beaver Falls, Pa, 1t
has just been discovered, has been
going about regularly begging loaves
of bread from residents on one side Of
a street, pleading that she had a sick
husband and starving children at
home. Then she packed the loaves
nicely in a basket and passed along
the other side and sold them at fancy
prices, saying she was obliged to bake
to support a large family.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Tax luxurles.

Luxury, of the excess Of that which
is pernicious only by excess. may very
properly be taxed, that such excess.
though not strictly unlawful. may be
made more difficult But the use of
those things which are simply hurt
full. hurtful In their own nature, and
In every degree, Is to be prohibited
Lord Chesterfield.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Fictitious Impression.

II cannot help thinking of the won
derful thought displayed in your
daughters commencement essay last
June" YES" answered Mr.. Cumrox,
Judging from that essay, you would
think she was as much interested In
THE subservience of Individual Am
bition to Eternal Destiny, as she is
in ice cream soda. But she isn't"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
charmInn Ploture Frame.

A pleasing design for a standing
circular frame of water color paper Is
q group of three or four violets,
punched together, and then a con-
meeting chain OF stems reaching to a
second little bunch, the same arrange
ment following around the entire
franle at quite regular intervals.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08

was Impaired and the Kidney secre-
tons were badly disordered. / was
completely worn out and discouraged
when I began using Doan's Kidney
pills. but they went right to the cause
~ the trouble and did their work we'll.
7 have been feeling well ever since"
Sold by all dealers SO cents box'
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Mai Very Funnv.s

81 hear Mrs, Smith was very bad
with that fever"
yes, indeed. Last night she begal
to say all sorts Of funny things. ana
the doctor told me she was hilarious
Baltimore American.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Faithful Beast.
Unappreciative Master.
Often the case.

Eva-That old saying. Marry in
haste, repent at leisure" is a good one.
isn't 1t?
Edna-Yes, but it was quite the re-
verse with Helen. She accepted
chap who was not working and re-
GREETED 1t the next1day.
Eva--Ah, l see. With her 1t was
Marry at leisure, repent in haste
Chicago Daily News.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
The rrut b of Il.

well" said Nagget, during their
quarrel, you'll give me credit for
good disposition at least"
mot at ALL" replied his wife, ut
isn't that you've a good disposition,
but you're simply tco lazy to kick
Philadelphia Press.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
lJqIy Appe ndaaes.

Hasn't Woldby got his coat-of-arms
yet? Why, he told me he was going
to look up his ancestry the first
chance he got and
well, believe he got chance to
look up his family tree, but he saw
some things hanging to the branches
that discouraged further research
Catholic Standard and Times.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08

five months in a hos
pital l was dis
char ged as incurable.
and given only six
mon this to live. MY
hear t was affected, /
had 8 m o t b e ri n g
spell is, and some
time fell uncon-
scio us. / got SO /
coul dn't use m y
arm 5, my eyesight
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
TEL Yer l did. .
A DISSERTATION.

Teacher-Johnnie, can you describe
the spinalNcolumn?
Johnnie-Yes. ma'am. 1t is a Iona
bone extending up and down through
the body. Your head sets on one end
and you set ON the other.Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Squeezing Peonle.

!. Hell see the number of people to
the square mile in this country Is IT,
while In England 1t is 4S0.
She-And yet | imagine there is
Just as much squeezing done over
here as there is In England.-Yonk
ers Statesman.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08

Useful in Sorting Apples

to the fruit to be packed. The diff
ference between the various sizes may
be either u or n inch. The grading
board should always be on the sort
ing table and used frequently, says
Farm and Home, but It will not be
necessary to put every apple through
-
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
A GRADING BOARD.
Work Of Sorting Apples Made Easy
BY Its Use.

A very useful device for help In
sorting apples or other fruit where
close asserting is necessary is grad
ing board as shown in the cut. This
is merely a piece Of light wood with
round holes bored of different dimen
sions. the size being made according
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Prohibition Impossible In England.

The differences among medical men
have more than personal or profess
sionAl interest. They prove that 1t
would be utterly futile in this country
TO attempt to make the sale or con-
sumption of alcohol penal ofrense.-
Liverpool Daily Post
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Time for Change.

Miss Ethel" he began. ''or Ethel.
I mean. I've known you long enough
to drop the miss, haven't II"
She fixed her lovely eyes upon him
with a meaning gaze. Yes. | think
you have" she said. What prefix do
you wish to substitute?"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
afronn Part.

"You say your big brother Is with
an opera company now?"
Yes, ma'am."
HAS he a strong part?"
Yes, ma an; why. he's one OF the
fellers that hit the anvil in the anvil
chorusi"-Yonkers Statesman.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
WIlIie's conundrum.

Willie BeefeIfham (who has been
admitted few moments to his moth
er's afternoon. tea-Pve just thought
Of a splendid condundrum. Why is all
the silver here to-day like our new
servant?
The Guests-Oh, why, Willie?
Willie (triumphantlyl Cause
they're both hired.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
The Voice of Mind.

A man has always the voice Of his
mind. A mind clear. distinct, firm.
generous, little disdainful. displays
all these characteristics In Its voice
Antoine Berryer.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08

"Hullo. old chap. you are looking
bad"
Eyes, I've just got over the infiu-
enza, and it's really left me too weak
to crawl"
What do you wantA to crawl for?
It's much better to walk.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-11-08
Was Looking TO Her Dad.

Was Looking TO Her Dad.
Old Got rox-But If my daughter
marries you will she have all the com.
forts to which she has been accus-
toned?
Young De Broque-Well. 1t win be
your fault II she hasn't.