The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-08-15

N.''Jf am VIC NONA q NlS ph. OliHSs
When mine has a birthday she takes
year off.-Cassell's Journal.
Hadsum-I want a good revolver
Dealer-A six shooter? Hadsum-B Bet.
ter make it nine. shooter. It's for
cat next door.-Ally Sloper.
do you know, my husband, had a
terrible habit of sleeping in church, but
he broke himself of it" "HowT
Gave up going -Sketchy Bits,
Teacher-W What is a coal magnate,
Tommie? Tommie-I don't know.
madam; | only thought those things
come in cheese Yonkers Statesman.
Missionary do you know moth
ing whatever Of religion? Cannibal-
Well, we got tasoe of it when the
last missionary was here.-Cleveland
Leader
Roberts-Poor Williams died and left
wife and three children. Jones
That's nothing. He was too mean to
take them anywhere when be was liy-
ing-Life.
Friend-I suppose the baby is fond
of you? Papa Fond of meY Why he
sleeps all day when I'm not at home
and stays up all night just to enjoy
my society News.
Mrs. Baekpay morning, sir
VIII you take chair? lnstallment
House Collector-No, thank you,
ma'am. I've come to take the piano
Philadelphia Record.
First TLespiln-And the audience,
my boy, you saould have seen them.
They were glued to their seats. See
md Ditto-Ah, good way OF keeping
hem there. Bystander
The Coming GUEST see you charge
i've shillihgs for room. When | was
lere in December you only charged
hree shilllngs a day. The Landlady
All but the days are longer now
sketch.
First Man-How. do you do? Sec
nd Man-Beg pardon, but you have
he advantage of me. First Man-Yes,
, suppose have. We were engaged
o the same girl but you married her
-Tit-Bits.
Suburban Host Ito unexpected sup
er guest) Now then, Miss Hobson,
,lll your have little of this rabbit !
lie or-er-+or docking round and dis
0vering there is no other dish) -or
% p
ot?-The Tattler.
"When was coming home last
light, 7" said Miss Skeery, Il saw a man
lulking along in, the shadow Oh
ow | rant" "An couldn't you catch
mr. inquired her little brother, in {
Leader. .
The Eldest Hope-Who's that, ma?
is Fond Mama-'Ush, Grace, that's
e gentleman that married me. The Q
Idest Hope-Then. If that's the gen
eman wot married you, wot's pa do
g in our house?-The Sketch. :
Visitor Ito artists young wife)-
hatever were you two laughing over
just now? Wife-Oh it was such r
n! Ny husband painted aud cook ),
and then we both guessed what the 4
Ings We're meant for.-Tatler I
A man who was charged at the VIII c
len police court with lntoxica 81
n and using bad language pleaded h
lily to the first part of the charge, a
ding "As to the language, | know a
Thing about that because I'm deaf" u
london Express. -
That young student upstairs must q,
re tremendous correspondence, -
,tman; you always have letters for =,
~" Eyes; | quarreled with him ~
e, and ever since he sends himself Or
post card every day, so | have to IN
unit five flights of stairs to deliver ms
sci
Iiss Withers-You are blushing. or
"a. What was that clumsy partner pr
yours saying? Miss Knisely oh, tn
hing; only that before he met me
seemed desert to him. Miss Pc
.hers-That is no reason why he pu
uld waltz like dromedary, is it2 pe'
own and Country. ,eU
hey had been married just seven w,
this and nineteen days by the Cle
anac. Tomorrow" she announced, rar
be my birthday. What are you
* to get for He, George" Il "
emit the least idea, my dear" re- & {
4 her husband. al read IN last the
It's paper about Kansas man who al
a second hand overcoat and 81 for sire
wife, but I'll probably not be 50 five
" Chicago Daily News. YOU
Don't take it so hard, Mr. Play tae
!" said the young woman. mock Pa
:. There are other girls, you veg
V. There's Lii Grumplins, Sallie p
born, Kate Isnoggles and Fan -.
wink. Any one of them would con,
e a better wife for you than | Thi,
d. 81 know it," he said, swallow are
lump In ms throat ana turning pc
}. IF any one of those four girls to n
said Yes do you suppose would II
haye thought Of coming here for cata
fe?"--Answers. you
Mort
W easy II ~ 10 suggest remedy land
'ner peoples ins' EFT,