Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-13
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The people are now waiting 10 see
N Governor Hughes can live down
those whiskers.
A mob in Waterloo Iowa, q
lynched another lunatic ~ TINS lale
asylums Viii soon become a superlu-
ity.
Salt River has dropped two-tenths
NJ a foot. When Salt river rises II gem
orally rises about t~wo-tenths of q
mile.
The new head OF the steel trust
Is named Dinkey. This poor mans
misfortune Is in itself enough % enlist
public sympathy.
Lowell, Ariz.. has q suburb bearing
the musical name OF "Jiggerville."
Judging from the name. IL u be q
Hoosier settlement.
The czar has ordered the death Of
All the terrorists. Now that IS real
cruel or Nicholas. II has not been de-
cided who viii bell the cat
That Trinidad statistician has fg
ured out now that the Colorado town
eats thirty tons Of fresh meat every
twenty-four hours trinidad Is a pig
Senator Foraker states that he has
never been on a bear hunt. President
Roosevelt would probably be willing
to initiate the Ohioan into the gentle
art.
There Is nothing surprising about
that strike az st. Michael's college,
when we are told that the boys al
the bottom Of Il were named Reilly,
Halihan, and o'Brien.
s&s
The Boston Baked Bean can be pur-
chased on Sundays, having triumph
antly withstood the Blue laws. Bos-
.tonians would come to anarchy rather
than give up the Baked Bean.
s&s
Parson Buchtel, when ne was in
augurated governor Of Colorado, made
rather a serious break when he got
uD on the Lords PRAYER. But
Colorado probably v knew the dill
ference.
Emma Goldman has been arrested
the charge Of making an inilamma-
tory speech. The best way 10 squelch
Emma would be to call out the fire de-
Ia titlfiAt III AifaA ~ ffNN 4N
old confagration.
The Mormons in Douglas are to
a church building erected, TINS
Is interesting when one ~remlnisces
Of some Of the campaign material
used By the Arizona ire-eaters against
union with New Mexico.
Must Have Lost a Bet.
The Douglas International American
wants to organize "A society IN thai
such a revolutionary sugges-
tion has shocked the whole territory.
szss
For That Stomach Ache.
Pea SOUP. declares "a Canada non-
agenarian. Is the ideal nourishment.
An exclusive diet of pea soup might
help to restore equilibrium in the in
ternal economy Of the Evening Cit
zen,
Commercial Transaction.
Ranger Rawlings took a six-spot
howitzer from AN American IN the
Waldorf last night, and in considera-
ton therefor provided the gentleman
with bed and breakfast douglas In
ternational American.
one Of those men with a mania for
figures, saws that those who shave
themselves live longer than those who
patronize barber shops. It Is hard To
see the reason for this. unless IL is the
fact thai many of the last named
shavers get talked 10 death.
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A number OF college men have been
In Chicago as burglars. It
viii be getting soon so a college nan
even take p cigar store indian
pr a beer sign without being pinched.
education is not appreciated as
{ should be in these days of rank com-
norcialisn.
The county superintendent, like
many another citizen, has received 4
gentle hint on the front pag of the
Citizen to come through.
fhe Evening citizen Toes not appear
10 have discovered that the day OF
successful blackmail has passed In
Albuquerque.
A Denver woman whose huband de-
MED he had been out on a bat applied
water cure to the Door man. She !
tied him hand and foot. inserted a
hose into his mouth and turned
On the spigot. II Is difficult TO on
reive of a more horrible fate. This
punishment. however. viii hardly in
srease hubhy's prediction for water.
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Not . Square Deal.
CHEAP Skate vas the legend
which, scrubbed on a piece Of paper
stuck on the knob of the safe door
the eyes of Il. $. Rood Il Co., F,
El Paso. when they opened their 1
printing Office for business Friday.
Burglars after ransacklng the safe
ound 81.
Next time they viii not be SO foolish
is to tacke a print shop.
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