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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

bl 10, Harbor Heights add Aber-s1OO.
Ole Ramstad to G A Ramstad, part lts
SO. bl AZ. Hoquiam-$6JO.
P F Harbaugh to w Goss, Is acres in
sec l3-24-l7-S and bl and lts 1,2,4,S, bl
5, and lots "a SO, bl 4, Scammon's add
Montesano-$1SOO.
Treasurer Chehalis County to L B
Bignold. lots 2,3,4, blk l, Blackburn's
First add Montesano-$5O.
Aberdeen Cemetery Assn to W. Ke.
gan. 1t 2, bl 40, First add Fern Hill GENE.
tery-$l0.
NJ A Decker to G Gum, It =, and e%
1t 5. bl S, Bayview add Aberdesn-$275O.
A L Fitzgerald to D Hicks. n rs # 1t
IA, bl %, Corrected plat Hoquiam-$65O.
q L Stiles to Cook & Gum, guardians
deed ~ OF neH and on OF sea sec Is.
19-10-$950.
W. Long to P Morgan, Its 3.4, bl 6s,
w & Second add Aberdeen-$1O50.
p Prescott to Trombley, VIZ of ek
Of neN OF nwA and WI Of nek Of nwL
sec 34-1S $50.
j Trombly to E A Prescott, same-$lO.
D B Hanson to Grays Harbor Lumber
Co, lts 5.6,7, bl As, Corrected plat Ho-$1.
] r Evans to A J Mccall. 1t 10, bl SO,
W & B add Aberdeen-$45O.
CE Nelson to 0 Oberg. 1t z, bl 64,Cor.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
NEW CASES.

w Fosenfeld VS. S II Caetile. Tran.
script from justice court.
Washington Rubber Co Inc vs. F l.
Thur Der ct al. Notes and account.
The Kimball Gun Stores, Inc. vs. W
Thurher ct al. Complaint not filed.
II B Mcneil W. Mat Lumber ct al.
Foreclosure of mechanics lien.
H&PS Ry Co VS. George Sorenson.
Complaint not filed.
Fred Becker Va Thomas Doyle ct al.
Damages and false representation.
CT Eaid, administrator estate Frank
Hazelwood, decd, vs. G II Clemens.
Complaint not filed.
JIM Lupton We Willie & Larson. Debt.
State OF Washington vs John McGreg-
or. Indecent exposure.
CHAPS Ry Co vs. Lindstrom Ship
building Co. Condemnation suit.
Same vs HARDWOOD Lum Co. Same.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
ATTHE Court HOUSE.
THE WEEKLY RECORD OF LEGAL
DOINGS AT COUNTY SEAT.
r1inuies of the Superior Court and
New Cases FILED. List of Real ES-
tate Transfers and Miscellaneous
Instruments Filed With County
Auditor.
In the Superior Court.

The following is the record of business trans
acted in the Superior court for the week end
ing March l6, 1907.
State vs E G Kibbe. Continued over
the term 1.-TWO cases).
SIN Benllam VS. X Z Blade. Dismissed.
Chas Neeson vs. Jas Smith. Dismissed.
Axel A Roblon was admitted to citi-
zenship.
Marion Josephine was adopted by Mr..
and Mrs. A + McSorley.
NC Wheeler vs City OF Aberdeen, and
G f Karshner VS. Same, were continued
over the term.
Alma Harrington vs Merton Herring
ton. Divorce granted.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

For the week enulng March IS, compiled
from the records by the Washington Abstract
Company Of Aberdeen:
JD Wolfe to James r Wolfe, s acres
in neL OF nwL sec 4-16 5-$l.
A Metzger to H Boiling. lot Is, bl 5,
Bayview add Westport-$235.
Treasurer Chehalis County to E II
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-05-25

The Jolly Twelve Club enter
tanned their gentlemen friends
Tuesday evening May 21stat the
home of Miss Minnie Martin. H.
Is E Mason Street in honor OF
her birth day. The evening was
spent in music and games. De-
licious refreshments we're served.
The hostess wishes to thank
her friends for the beautiful pre-
sents she received.
DR.. Mace has returned from
Chicago. While there he preach
ed fo- Rev. w. H. Sanders,
church. He will-spend next Sun
day in Decatur the guest of Rev.
J. w. H Jackson and congrega-
ton.
Mr.. st. Mark Jones has return
ed from school,
DR., Ganaway of Decatur was
in the city Sunday.
Miss Katherine Johnson, of
Little Rock, Ark, arrived in the
city Tuesday with Misses Alice
Grady and Mamie Benson. They
are the guests of Mrs. O. J. Sing
Teton of South lash St.
By insuring in the National Life
Annuity Go. for $4,000 you Gre
ate an estate, which. in case of
your death, your children can be
educated. or if you become total
ly disabled you draw certain
amount each month, and when
you reach 70 years you begin to
draw out. Don t let this oppor-
tunity slip. See E. L. Rogers.
Miss Annie Cansler will repre-.
sent The Forum at Dewmaine,
Ill.
Geo. Persons left this week
for Mt. Vernon where he will en-
ter the grocery business.
Mrs. Dyer of Fest Carpenter
ST. died last Friday the Is at the
age of So. The funeral rites
was said early Sunday morning
Rev. II. Price officiating
Mrs Gibbs left this week for
Knoxville, Tenn. to the bed size
of her mother
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-05-25
The Pekin Cafe.
S. G. Rhoades, Proprietor.
Sunday dinner 500 P. M.

Spring Bean Soup Radishes
Sailed Waters Young Onions
Sweet Gherkins
Fried Black Bass
Fresh Pork Hash with Green
Peppers on Toast
Mashed Potatoes Stewed TOma-
toes Wax Beans
Raost Young Chicken with sage
Dressing
Hot Tea Biscuits Hot Coffee
Corn bread
Ice Cream Prce, 25 cents
1924 E. ashington.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-05-25
ST. Auqustine's Mission.

1920 South Grand Ave-, East. Ser
vices every Sunday. Sunday School.
p. M; Divine services, 7:45 p. m.
All are invited. Conducted by Rev.
Jefferson.
The evening world., 1907-04-23
HAD NO TIME TO co
TO A HOSPITAL
Fourteen-Year-Old Breadwin-
tffe-i, tittrtt ttitttrtt IN Trolley Smash,
Goes to Work.

eco 70 ~. h1-pltar Sorry. Doc.
alt can't spare The time" said utte
i-tvArt Gongon to-day when an au-
h-L-saee surgeon hnd naished giving
Aim arst aid Tor aA.f dozen cuts
and bruises on his head.
Honest Dos. I-snlst yet right nlong
10 my orr. or migaI iose M JOB
hs Ee1sd Besidss I'm not mech
A-sl ans way.
Accordingly. Edward Gongon. wage
sI9aag -was permitted 10 40 on his
way. and ne ia =. work now at d
Ausie-y loom Ia Manhattan with his
head HNataed in mAuy uAndGses- Id
ward is fourteen yeaga Old and ono "
tau bread " inucrs for hls u4otaer anG
sisters l4ey I've A. NO % LSa E'e
NE. and Edward j. anxious 10 Ae!i
ais Nttlu GsirEy get az edu- alton. lie
a4s fpt nearly al OF hls ia tas sehoo.
- experience.
TAe BOY .olt home early to-day 10 so
20 L.s NJrk. lie caught the Nrat car
taat woI.I take him across tho Will
hamburg bridge. The cSr was Jammed.
lie g14I4 ana no room even uA Nf
IIaffeHr' aGd SD he climbed ou the ru,r
u.mpHr and chung ~ the ta4lpoArd. ~
t..o car swung around the curve from
briggs avenue into south Eighth street
t.e speed wah suddenly rei4rAsA and
tHv car ln tae rear banged iuio me
bumper on which the boy stood.
The force o.; tho Impact was sum
e'rIt 90 knock Edward on 1tc bumper
aud pitched him against AaatrAul
avenue car that " ~ passing IAr bHF
i4cklv fell between Hr cars. and wheels
tlAt would have ground h.m 10 p.o.-s
passed within 81 few inches OF h.m as
he lay oa tho pay emeut. dazcd from the
haWps and cuts TAO uad received on tAe
bead.
Bernard Lawrence conductor o. thu
Suairlud 4ytlus ear. lEupld on and
PICKED tl. boy up I'm HE arms. lie car
ficd him on rho front platform and
ordered Tie mu iOT1uan 90 make as fast
time as POSSIBLE to the Ciymcr Street
Police s.n tiou Thors an ambulance was
- He'd from the Eastern pirtrirt Hos
gIfai
rAat boys nerve r~ais anything I've
ever met. said police IAe.n Hodrerr
aa ne saw EiTyards pi' himself up and
hustle or 90 hts work ''1 l' gamble hen
mover Rave 90 hunt long Tor a lob"
The evening world., 1907-04-23
LARGEST LUMBER MILL
IN WORLD DESTROYED.

SEATTLE wash. April . - Port
B!akely Lumber Auls. among Tie lArs-
es, q not cns largest ~ tas wo- q.
were burned esr.y th-s morning. Win
practically no chance 20 save t.cln.
sey.ref .uuher ve4ae,a lt lDf.l w-arvo.
we're burned The loss Is hundreds O.,
tholsands
D. aaa - tAis nil, trat 'he giant ar-
Elck was cIf fnr fha Worlds Fair.
TIE mill Is across ruse; sound from
The evening world., 1907-04-23

We bought immense quantity OF fabrics direct
from the maker at price concession Tor spot
cash for this sale In fac, paid just about one
ball the actual value of tho goods.
We have made special arrangements with a firm Of
women's tsors. who have never before made a
sui; ior less than s55 TO your order. Their
expert force OF wcrk-peopie will make your
suit as carefully and accurately 49,
YOU were going to pay s:oinstead DO -
Of only .......-.... ..-.....'. ...- VAOsA "
The evening world., 1907-04-23

We especially invite extra large women and those
who seldom can hnd ready-made suit TO "a them
have trouble IN being hted iaAe advantage OF this
sale There will be an additional charge o. Sl7S
80, 75 and 50 inch bast and OF $50 any sire
above 5o-ineh bust We guarantee you viii not
be disappointed In fl, style fnish Only six OF
The nine smart styles shown IN the above illus
uauon
In addition the above wonderful sale we offer
four exquisite, more elaborate M a 49,
models at the very moderate priee SlS.I5
OF .-......-.. .-.-.,.... ....--..
The evening world., 1907-04-23

Bio1minEdaiss
Third Floor. ipth &c. section.
The evening world., 1907-04-23

RIDE IN BALLOON
PLEASED BROKER
Amateur Aerondut HaW-
ley Declares fIeEnjoyed
Terrible Trip.

80 .r 49,. 49, s-s.N
said Alan r. iisv.sy. ths vea ,ay stock
hr1ksr az SO 81 Broad street whose
~ ...t
"'''o -
stree. @H telling i'-1at * he a-..e -A-
,... ..a..4.t. -l.. p.7-.r.5r
arthur a. A-9eN"'- ''."
ltiAn. 'he EnA-4e4 Az . sL4r 44 aD44I
i 90 feet
,..., .,.-
N'A'+."e -'' '.'''.
afternoon, tt-y .ateHdeG wAkirs qlicS
,,.- r- ta.s ..f-.. t,.Its tta. .I.ars ID. .l-rt
ny aa eAtier.} a4f.eHi ai ar MIC" hte"
=, p,.-....t. TIA .t,s s,r,-
ha'is eAitiiAt"| tHat re ff'"-''I N' ''N
wind was es.-Hty-tsa m.lrs al hour. and
,s.y feared t...t u tt.y remained among
tAe e''uaa tir5 "'-.4 % .-I'''- '~' '-'
10 sea raeH tHry decided 10 c4i t.e
Journey sh2r, Before '".y ',-.1 f'n-.
lie e~i'.' "-"''''
many miles
,A.- t,r D,..1, VA. Da.r.re through
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tpa q as t'N-s" ID ''-- s-t" A"''
satag.e ana 1---s io' ,, D.. ga, < 'g.a-.'i .55
,'', ..., -. ...,,r,'... a., t.-
t.e Two lA-a .hi 30 81 .H"-'' '-
vatrr losing -.r .e .rts l.lf bad been
r,ts. ..,... ..... .lt.15- ,,a. Hy.as lu t.o
clouds az t.reI believed O. nave oesa
tast.r tala aH ,kqr..a taIn
PlaVhing Of Fierce Winds.
-.. ....a...-. ..rs .. l.. .r4reus
t.-r nI.-... ..Tse II#..i4Htr. mote tsan
The evening world., 1907-04-23
CAN YOU JOIN IN
ATHLETICS

Broken health is a sign of neglected
duty A healthy rose ol- fall bloom is
- prstty as hal open bud
The evening world., 1907-04-23
Sale of
Toilet Sets.

Ten and twelve piece sets.
You can form your own con-
clusion about the prices. We
had over a thousand Of them.
end half are Sole. This is an
opportunity " hich the rroprie-
tor OF the hotel or summer Get
tage edom meets with. They
,hould therefore institute instant
sctlcn.
IO-Piece Toilet Set. 12-Piece Toilet set.
N4th unuerE age In u ding Hlnp
decorations INO Jar un1erElRHe
special at 10y decorations: An
1o-fi-c- Toilet sci. special ~ S.fY
gold lined fec1ra- 1n-Piece Toilet Set.
tnua very meas floral decorations
shape , 40 ana gold rtippled
.pee a. ..... -'P edget. sps- m
slop lar. sans I2-Pleoe Toilet SET.
decoration. IN with t0vered aiop
a.. ..,..-...-. t.tt iAr norsi dscora.
in-I1rce Toilet set. lions Euid stip-
H1h n1th iIaiy f9iy s9.p2"J 1p-i,, P-sd go ISo
tracing Sreat i@-Piecr Toilet Set.
bargain. lsn neat shane with
iI-rlsee Toilet Set. border. Eresn'
win covered stou maroon and pink
d.sor.,is5 m =, 40 sp sP'siai 2.oS
BioominEdaisE
Third Floor. apth &c. section.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
Waited for the Other Boot.

The nervous patient is hard 10 please.
The man, who occupying the room next
70 one OF these, was asked 10 make as
little noise as possible when he came
home at night, really did try TO carry
ont these instructions. When he took
off his boots he placed them both at
once on the floor, instead Of fiinging
them separately in opposite directions
as was his wont, he crept noiselessly
about the room; he said nothing when
he got into bed and found he had for
gotten 20 put out the gas; he might
have been the traditional mouse that
no one has ever met. As he closed his
eyes growl came from the next room
When on earth are you going 10 put
down the other bOot?"-LOndon Chron-
fg1e
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
Electric lioht Don'ts.

Don't let the Office boy or any one
else who does not understand. make
changes in electric lights. They may
do the very thing they ought not.
Don't pull lamp hung by flexible
cord 10 one side with wire and then
fasten 10 a gas pipe. A wire may be.
came red hot In this manner. II the
lamp hung 10y cord must be pulled
over, use string.
Don't wrap paper around n lamp
for a shade. You might go home and
forget ii and q fire might be started
from the heat. Use glass or metal
shade
Don't let n socket on fixture hang
loose. Have il repaired. Otherwise IL
may cause trouble where least ex.
pected
Don't try 10 save little by running
flexible wires over boxes, partitions
and into closets. Have permanent wires
installed. These flexible wires used
this way are dangerous.-Ch
Daily News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
Genius Of a Nissourisn.

We have just succeeded In getting
a patent on an electric motor fast
ened on the rump OF COW, the elec.
tricity being generated by a dynamo
attached 70 her tail She strains the
milk. hangs up the pail and strainer
A small phonOgraph accompanies the
outfit and yells 500" every time she
moves. II she lifts her foot 20 kick,
n little dlngus slips over a cond!vies
and the phonograph says Dammit"
And II she continues 20 kick, hinged
arm catches the milk stool and lams
her on the back til It looses a patch
OF hair as big as "A dust pan. A pat
ent churn goes with the outfit tha,
works the butter In one dish and the
hair in the other-Brtt Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
Doc Checked al Theatre.

For the first time In history, so said
the w.seacres, dog was checked In
the courtroom of a New York theatre
iast night 1t happened al the Herald
Square. Two women entered the thea
tre and went Immediately 10 the retir-
ing room near the lobby.
One Of them had carried In bull
dog under her opera cloak. She asked
whether she could have him checked.
and checked he was. like a cane or
umbrella, until the end Of the perform
ance-New York Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
How to Avoid Evil Thoughts.

How shall we avoid evil thoughts?
First. by fear OF God - an awful
thought A living God. infinitely
pure, is conscious of your contamin-
sted thoughts. Love and
hope will keep us strong against pas
sion, as they kept our Saviour strong
in suffering. who. for the JOY that
we set before Him. endured the
cross. despising the shame"
Secondly. by the promises OF God.
Think of what you area child OF
God, an heir of heaven. Realize the
grandeur of ssintliness. and you will
shrink. from degrading your soul and
debasing your spirit. IL Is in reading
sanity lives that We are ashamed OF
groyeling desires. Seek ex-
ercise and occupation. Com
init 10 memory passages OF Scripture.
Let him store his mind with these as
Let these be TO him the
sword. turning everywhere TO keep
the garden of life from the intrusion
OF profaner footsteps.-Rev.. r. w.
Robertson, ID. D., in Church Forum.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
The Best Side.

Most OF us show our best side TO
children. We do so because We know
that they do not believe US TO have
any other side, and we shrink from
disappointing them, and from losing
their good opinion. A child has not
learned TO look for deceit and unkind-
ness or double dealing. Therefore,
grown people who think at all are
more careful to be scrupulously
truthful 20 children, and 10 keep TO
the letter their promises to children,
than they are TO older ones who, AS
they know, will make allowances.
An u1Spoiled child does not make
allowances" for evil He knows no
standard but the simple best. Oc-
oasionally a grown man or woman
seems 10 have retained that unspoiled
confidence in the best side OF every
one. And TO such a man or woman
we all try 20 show our best; when
we are with them we try TO be our
best. Suppose we all lived with each
other as with children! Would the
world be better or worse for IT? The
Kingdom Of Heaven has been said TO
be OF such.-Church Herald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
SLEEP BROKEN BY ITCHING
Eczema Covered Whole Body For n
Year - No Relief Until Cuticura
Remedies Prove Perfect Success.

For year ] have had what they call
eczema. had an tching aEsver my body
and when ] would retire for the night II
would keep me awake half the night. and
the more ] would scratch. the more 1t
would itch tried all kinds of remedies
hut could get no relief used one cake OF
Cuticurs Soap one box of Cuticura and
two walls Of Cuticura Resolvent Pills
which cost me dollar and TWENTY-FIVE
cents IN all and am very glad tried them.
for | was completely cured Walter w
Paqlusb. 207 y Robey St. Chicago III.
Oct and l6 1oof "
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
FACE READING.
Its Several certsinties and uneer.
tainties.


Is II really possible 10 read character
from the face? The general impres-
soin is that II is. Broadly speaking, this
may be SO. When We see 4 man with
a chin sawed off sharp an inch below
the mouth (which is OPEN, We gather
that he is not exactly master mind.
And when beetle-browed gentleman
with broken nose meets us on
lonely road and offers TO do us in for
tuppence,' something seems 10 whis-
per 10 rs that this is no curate. On
the other hand, very few OF us can
read the ordinary mans character
from his face. Many stout fellow
with bulldog jaw is the very re.
verse Of determined \ writer in
contemporary is pleased with this. 1T
Is this rich incongruiiy." he says, that
diverts me. IL is pleasant 10 meet
man who has a criminal face, and at.
terward 10 discover that he is a popu.
lar novelist or respectable bishop
We note that book has just been
published, entitled The Face, and
How 10 Read H." This volume is full
of the most profound observations. We
learn for the first time that the ex-
preston TO get the hump" is derived
from the large, bulging forehead"
men with this brand Of forehead being
apparently given 10 fits OF melancholy.
/. Rolling OF the eyes indicates unsteadi.
ness OF character. This is a point 10
remember. II anybody suddenly finds
his eyes beginning 10 roll, let him stop
them at once, or he will lose credit
with his friends.-London Globe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
Grasshopper Prunes.

Until recently Pierce City man
was very fond OF prunes. but he re-
fuses 10 eat any more of them. One
day he went TO the grocery and pur
chased a quantity Of extra fine prunes
His wife nrenared soma for sumner
and the fruit was put on the table
Prompted by curiosity, the head OF the
house opened one OF the prunes and
found, instead Of a stone. a grass
hopper inside.-Kansas City Post.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
The Pendulum.

The pendulum will swing back.
We shall one day be more moderate
in our pursuit OF wealth"
"Oh, yes, indeed. Conceivably the
time is coming when the man who
has grated say 100000 will rest
content with that and become hon
est"
Or I: he does not he will suffer
In the estimation OF all decent men"
New York World.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
Smoke? Never.

Would you mind IL went into
the smoking car. dear?" asked ~
bridegroom in a tender voice.
What. 10 smoke, sweetheart"
questioned the bride.
"Oh. dear. no." replied the young
husband: II want TO experience the
agony OF being away from you, SO
that the Joy OF my return will be all
the more intensified. Ladies Home
Journal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12

Il never saw any one so stuCk-up
as Markley," began Popley. Last
night he"
why" interrupted Goodart,
that's not like Markley at all. He's
the best-natured fellow"
"Of course" continued Popley.
but last night he came 10 my house
with molasses candy for the children
and let them sit on his lap while they
ate it. it."-Philadelphi Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
4 Long Yawn.

The ostrich yawned.
Kangaroo (highly offended -
Does my conversation tire you?"
Ostrich-"Not ~ all. On the con-
trary, / am greatly interested. That
yawn started FIVE minutes ago, while
was talking with that tiresome
babboon, and didn't get ali the way
up till just nov. v."-BTooklyn Eagle.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
MRS. ChAS. A. ROCKVvOOD

are constantly being received by
Mrs. Pinkham To prove our claims.
Mrs c. A. Rockwood, teacher Of
Parliamentary Law. of IS Free St,
Fredonia, n. y , writes:
"For wears | suffered with female trouble.
IL WAS decided that all operation was neces-
sary, and although submitted to a serious
operation my sufferings continued, until
Lydia X. rinkham's Vegetable Compound
WAS recommended and II proved a marvellous
remedy, - quickly did IT restore my health.
! cannot thank YOU sufficiently for the good
il has done me-
Miss Margaret Tierney, OF No. 32S
W. ?5th Street, New York, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
when only eighteen years Of age our
physician decided that an operation was
necessary 10 permit Of my womanly organs
performing their natural functions. My
mother objected and being urged by
relative 10 try Lydia Il. Pinkhans Neget-
able Compound did so soon improved in
health. the proper conditions were establish
ell and l am well and strong, thanks to
Lydia X. Pinkbnms Vegetable Compound.
No other remedy has such un-
qualified endorsement as Lydia T..
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. No
other remedy In the world has such
a record of cures OF female ills.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
An Employer.

Msgistrate-"wbat is your occu-
pation?"
Prisoner-"T am an employer OF
labor, Your Honor"
Magistrate-"Well, what do you
do?"
Prisoner-"I find employment for
such gentlemen as yourself and pri-
son oficisls."
sentence-"siI months bard
New York Mail.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
P~oper for Him.

You announced the text OF your
sermon" said the cranky old deacon,
as Let not your right hand know what
your left hand doeth?'"
"Well?" replied the new minister.
"Well, IL should have been. Let not
your left hand know what your right
hand doeth."
But I'm lefthanded. Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12

The manv delightful dishes mnde from
gelatrne are considered very hcalthful foi
IN, Sids and children. But only when y
good article Of gelatine IL used. as many oi
the cheap brands are highly injurious
Chalmers GelatIne has stood the test oi
thirtyhvs wears and IN pure. Wholesome
and thoroughly reliable. 1t u hlso the
most economical. ~ one pit. will make two
quarts Of Jelly. Eleanor X. Parker
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
A. Jurors View.

The defendant in a murder trial
goes through a terrible ordeal, doesn't
he?"
Il suppose so, said the ex-juror.
YEARLY; but ne has one advantage
over us. He's presumed 10 he in
nocent until proved guilty. ."-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
The Harder Task.

When a man makes a speech
said the succinct person, he ought
10 be able TO tell all he knows in ten
minutes.
Yes" answered Senator Sorghum,
but il takes hours sometimes 10
conceal what you don't know
Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-04-12
The Unhappy Fiddler.

Late in the eighteenth century
\ fiddler wen; all day.
"N by do you weep IN sympathy
They asked. "Mhy TINS dismay:'
Because. good folk. | have. said he,
TO work. Whene'er | play
John kndl,k Bang, IA =. Nicholas.