Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-03-23

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Once in a while you see a girl who
doesn't care If people know how old she
is. She is usually 17.-Somerville Jour
nal.
senator, Il political job is pretty
hard work, isn't IT." Not very" re-
piled Senator Badger, but getting it
is Milwaukee Sentinel
Chapleigh-I was all bwoke up ovah
"A girl once, dOncher know Miss Knox
All. seel And some OF the pieces
were lost. Chicago Daily News.
How do you get those clinging
waysf" asked the country cousin.
Hanging from street-car straps" an
severed the city Washington Her
aid
The Simple One Going away for
your health Why, that Is very sud
den. Does your doctor recommend it?
The Wise One-No, my lawyer
Puck.
DO you know that am soon to be
engaged to MIR Hubert" lis that so?
Has he spoken 10 your mother?" mo,
but my mother has spoken to him" -
Meggendorfer HIaetter.
Passenger (about to leave the cars,
secs his heavy satchel fall from the
rack on ladys head That's very
fortunate. | had Just forgotten IL was
there. Fliegende Blaetter.
Grayce My dressmaker says ought
not 10 wear white with my skin. Mayme
Don't believe her, dear. White and
yellow make quite pretty combina-
ton. baltimore American.
II never was SO happy before" said
the new benedict. Marriage has made
a different man Of me" I'm glad to
hear it, said his rival FOR your wife's
sake" Philadelphia Press.
Patience How do you know Peggy
is alone? ratrce Because | hear her
singing But that's no sign" Yes, 1t
is. II there was any one with her
she'd he talking Yonkers Statesman.
Future FAther-in Law l am sorry to
inform YOU that my daughter will not
receive her fortune until after my
death Future Son-in Law Well. and
how old are you now ?SimpllcIss-
, mus.
! If YOU have any room left In your
tool box, be sure and fill II with money.
You can, on an auto tour, get along
without anything but money. II there
is any doubt about this throw the tools
away. --LIfe.
A young man went up for an exami
nation and was "plucked." He sent the
following telegram 20 bis anxious fam
lily: Examination splendid. PROBES
sors enthusiastic. They demand an en-
core, Ill Rise.
Thank heaven, the multiplication ia
Bile doesn't change. 1t is the only
thing n mother knows that Is the same
az when she went to scool. and which
she can speak Of without being cor
rected. Atchlson Globe.
Some men insist that woman has
no business brains, but there Is a young
woman who conducts large business
and 1t calls for head work all the
| time" "Wh0 is She my wife's mill
! liner" cleveland Press.
Deacon by the way, that man
Brown you married year ago has he
paid you your fee yet? Clergyman
! No the last time l reminded him Of II
he said I'd be fortunate IL he didn't sue
NE for damages. Boston Transcript.
MIR. Seesig Yes, it was my first
ocean trip. Miss Romano All! When
you realized that you were on the great
bosom OF old ocean did you not feel
Ike shouting in your exhIlaration--
MIR. Seeslg Well. | don't know about
the exhlaration, but I-er--could
scarcely contain myself Philadelphia
Ledger.
The modern wife is beginning to as
tonsh the modern husband. A man
came home at n. IN. lie took of his
shoes on the front doorstep Then he
unlocked the door and went cautiously
upstairs on uptie, holding his breath.
But light was streaming through the
key hole Of the bedroom door With "A
sigh he paused. Then he opened the
door and entered. His wife stood by
the bureau, fully dressed. 81 didn't
expect you'd he sitting mp for me, my
dear" he said. 81 haven't been" she
said. Il just came In myself. The
New Voice.
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