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barrow at the Wheel.

At the night session Clarence Oar
row conducted the examination of
talesmen for the defense. J. +. Clark
labOreT was passed for cause. Darrow
gained from Frank Grove an admis-
sion that it would take evidence on
the part of the defense to remove, and
he was excused over the protest of the
prosecution.
E. F. Van Valenberg, a Boise real
estate man, was called to fill the va
cancy, and was first examined by Mr.
Hawley. He was passed by the state
but was challenged by DarrOw after a
long examination, and the challenge
was sustained.
Newton Casper, a carpenter residing
in Boise. was passed by both the state
and defense. He is &c years old, and is
not a member Of the carpenters union,
but said he had no prejudice against
unions.
Emmett /. Catalan, a member of the
regular panel, was the eighth man
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PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.

PAzO OINTMENT is guaranteed to
cure any case of itching, blind bleeding
or protruding piles in to IA days or
money refunded. SOC.
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GUILTY OF MURDER.

Fort Morgan, Colo, Dec. 2-Zara Moon
and John Ausmus. young ranchmen in
the Wildcat section, We're found guilty
in the district court today of murder in
the first degree for the killing of Robert
Mcdowell an eccentric rancher and
stock owner. who disappeared several
wears ago and whose skeleton was found
on the prairie last spring The jury
fixed the penalty at life Imprisonment
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DEATH SENTENCE FOR p.

Vladivostok, Dec. 1.-The cOUrt-mar-
tial which has been trying the men
who participated in the recent mutinies
at this port, handed down its findings
today Twenty-o1e men were sem
fenced to death, thirty-fOur sent to the
galleys. 40 were imprisoned for vari-
Gus terms and five were acquitted.
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The Best Printing

Is done by The Century. Salt Lake;
printers, 165-167 South West Temple
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-12-03
SENATE CAUCUS.

adopted, and the senate adjourned a
1879 D. m. until u o'clock tomorrow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-12-03

Stull timbers, mine props and mine
ties Chalk Greek Timber Co.. Coal
Vile. Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-12-03

Ask your grocer for Royal Nut
Bread. The Crown Label is on every
loaf.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-12-03

ASK for that NEW BREAD at your
grocery. Vienna Walnut Bread.
McCOy's livery, carriages and light
livery. Both phones 81.
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SESSION OF THE SENATE.
Adjournment Soon Taken Out of Re-
spect to Deceased Members.


Washington, Dec. 1.-The senate
Vice President Fairbanks sounded the
gavel the proceedings were opened with
prayer by the Rev. Edward Everett
Hale, chaplain.
Senator LaFollette was the first SEN
ator TO be recognized, and presented
the credentials of Senator Isaac Ste
phensOn of Wisconsin.
The vice president ordered that the
roll OF senators-elect be called alpha
betieally and they were sworn in and
escorted to their desks.
All of the senators-elect we're pres
ent except Senator Bankhead of Ala
bama, who is i'll.
Under the form observed by the SEN
ate, neither Senator Bankhead nor
Senator Johnson will be sworn in I'M
til the deaths of Senators Morgan and
Pettus have been acknowledged and
the senate will adjourn I'm their honor.
Neither of their successors will be ad-
mitted until tomorrow.
oklahomans Must Wait.
Messrs Robert L. Owen and T. p
Gore of Oklahoma, not having been
elected to the senate by their legisla-
ture, were not received to the senate,
and their credentials will not be &C
ceptsd until after their election on
the 10th inst
The roll call showed eighty-f1ve SEN
ators present. Senators Allison and
Teller were designated a committee TO
inform the president that congress had
assembled, and is ready to receive any
communications. Senator Teller Of
fered resolutions of respect to the MEM
DRY of the late Senators Morgan and
Pettus Of Alabama, and they were
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-12-05
The Grimmest Epitaph.

What is. the most terrible epitaph In
existence? One of the grimmest is
surely that on stone which was set
up few years ago in the cemetery of
Debrescin, eastern Hungary.
1t reads as follows: Here rests in the
Lord Joseph Moritz, ST., who died in
his sixty-second year. He was shot by
his son. Frau Joseph Moritz, who died
In her forty-seventh year. She was
shot by her daughter. Elizabeth No
ritz, who died by her own hand in her
seventeenth year after shooting her
mother. Joseph Moritz, who died in
prison, age twenty seven. He had shot
his father May eternal mercy have
pity on their poor, sinful souls!'
This memorial was erected by 10,
cal literary association. to which, it is
said, the last of the i'll starred family
left sum Of $500 for the purpose.
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A Wasted Present.

"What In the world shall send
Aunt Betsy, John :" demanded the mas
terful lady Of the mild little man.
"a workbasket or book?" he sug.
gested.
Don't be fool. John! You've nc
taste. III send her one Of those fancy
boxes of soap"
And she lifted to her nose box
containing six round tablets Of per-
tuned soap,
Eyes" she continued. "this Is the
very thing"
But, my dear. really he protest
ed.
"You be quiet. John! Now, wrar
this up. miss!'
Two days later a packet arrived from
Aunt BETSY, and in haste they opened
It to see how she had taken theil
thoughtful present. Under the wrap
ping was the affectionate message:
"Niece--Herewith return the box
Of shaving soap you sent me. an
too old to appreciate the joke of be
ing regarded as a bearded lady. Your
aunt, Betsy"
Then. but only for moment. thu
mild little man smiled. - Pearson.
Weekly.
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STOMACH is SEAT
OF HUMAN LIFE.
New Theory Advanced by Young Man Is
Spreading Over Entire Country.

L. T. Cooper's theory concerning the
human stomach, which he claims to
prove with his new medicine, is being
given more respect and comment every
day.
Cooper claims that 80 per cent. of
all i'll health is due to stomach trouble.
When interviewed about his theory re-
Gently, he said: Stomach trouble is
the great curse of the Goth century
so far as the civilized races are con-
cerned. Practically all of the chronic
i'll health of this generation is caused
by abnormal stomachic conditions. In
earlier days, when the human race was
closer to nature, and men and women
worked all day out of doors, digging
their frugal existence from the soil,
the tired, droopy, half-sick people that
are now so common, did not exist.
ITO be sure, there was sickness in
those days, but it was Of a virulent
character, and only temporary. There
was none of this half-sick condition
all the time with which SO many are
afflicted nowadays.
II know positively that every bit of
this chronic ill health is caused by
stomach trouble. The human stomach
In civilized people today is degenerate.
It lacks tone and strength. This weak
ness has gradually come through a
sedentary existence. I further know
that few people can be sick with the
digestive apparatus in perfect shape.
The sole reason for my success is be.
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A Dreadful AssauIt.

Justice Ball. an Irish judge, was
noted for his amusing manifestations
Of ignorance, but whether they Were
real or pretended has never been clear
ly established. He tried a case iL
which a man was indicted for robbery
at the house Of poor widow. The
arst witness was the young daughte,
Of the widow, who identified the pris
oner as the man who had entered the
house and smashed her mothers chest
do you say that the prisoner ut the
bar broke your mothers chest?" said
the judge in establishment.
HE did, my lord" answered the girl
"He jumped on 1t till he smashed i
entirely"
The judge turned to the crown coun
sci and said: "How Is this7 Why l:
not the prisoner indicted for murder
If he smashed this poor woman's ches
in the way the witness has described
be- must surely have killed her."
"But, my lord" said the counsel, 81
was wooden chest."-Cornhill Maya
zine.
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Winds bloW everything offensive and
Presidential (as far as we allow them
to do the work Of boards of health
out to sea, where all humors are alb.
sorbed by the hungry waters. Salt Is
a Purifying agent. The ocean Is a
great manufacturer. 1t converts every
thing foul into health making ozone
and hands 1t back to us without
charge. No government label is nee
essary. Stand Oh the Prov of a ship
for three hours day, deep breathing
like an athlete, and your lungs will be
cleaned of everything poisonous. Your
blood will leap through veins and arte-
ries. Your heart will be obliged to
thump with renewed force. The tide
Is the, oceans tongue. 1t comes in
twice day to lick up the foul things
Of the earth and convey them to the
oceans stomach, where they are G.
gested, salted down, cured and render
ed pure agaIn.-Marine Journal.
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EoI,n Winds.

The sournnl of the Meteorological
Society Of Japan contains m account
by DR.. Okada of the occurrence In 10
rea Of those remarkable winds which
have been called fohn winds. The
winds to which this name was origl,
nally given are warm winds blowing
down from the snowclad mountains of
Switzerland and producing extensive
MEETINGS of the snow. They have
hence heen called "snow eaters" The
fohn Is essentially n phenomenon Of
mountainous regions. and Wonsan, in
Korea, where they have been observed,
Is surrounded except on the east by
high mountains. In this region they
are always westerly and cause abnor-
mally high temperatures and dryness
Of the air. A similar wind in North
America blowing down from the
Rocky mountains has been called the
chinook Fohn winds occur also in the
arctic regions. Blowing sometimes In
midwinter they produce a remarkable
climatic paradox. AS a result of the
elevation Of temperature caused by
them 1t may happen that northern
Greenland. though in winter darkness
Is warmer than southern France.
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;UBSCRlPTlON---s5.OO PER ANNUM
Huntinc the Maribou,

Hunting the marabOu is attended
with great difficulty, as the bird pos
sesses wonderful cunning and often
contrives to outwit the most skillful
hunter. With laughable dignity 1t
measures the ground between itself
and it's pursuer and takes very good
care not to exhaust itself by too rapid
flight. If the hunter moves slowly the
bird at once adopts an equally easy
pace, but If the hunter quickens his
steps the bird is off like an arrow. It
Is very difficult to get within gup
range Of this calculating creature, but
the natives adopt novel means of
capturing it, which the bird, with all
its astuteness, Is unable to compre.
bend and falls an easy victim. A
tempting morsel of meat Is tied to the
end of a long stout cord, which the
skillful hunter filings to a great dis
lance, as he would lasso, the bait
falling as near the fleeing bird as he
can aim it. He then conceals himself
hastily behind bush or crouches low
on the sand. The marabou, which al
ways keeps its eye on the hunter. see
Ing him vanish, quietly stops and de.
yours the bait, when it Is easily Sc.
cured by the hunter, who runs toward
1t, cOiling the rope as he goes.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-12-05
.Carlyle's Recipe For Shirts.

Here is an extract from letter Of
Thomas Carlyle, in which he asks his
sister to make him some shirts and
sends the measurements. How many
women could make q shirt after them :!
~ Dear jenny In the mean
v'h.lr went You + male Ee SOM
flannel things, too-three flannel shirts
especially. You can get the flannel
from Alick if he has any that he can
well recommend. You can readily have
them made before the other shirts go
off, I have taken the measure today
ard ROW se2l you the dimensions, to
rethc" with r,eas z;...:';,I2g st..p WIFE,.
bought soGce weeks ago Cat one pelny,
for the purpose! You are to be care
full to scour the flannel first, after
which process the dimensions are
these: Width (when the shirt is laid
Oh it's back, 22M inches; extent from
wrist button to wrist button, CT inches;
length in the back, 35 inches; length in
the front, 2514 inches. Do you under
stand all that? l dare say you will
make it out, and this measuring band
will enable you to be exact enough"
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cause my New Discovery medicine
tones the. stomach up to required
strength in about six weeks time.
That is why I have had more people
come and thank me wherever have
gone to introduce my medicine, than :
have had time to talk with
Among the immense numbers of peo-
pie who are now strong believers in
Cooper's theory and medicine is Mrs.
M. p. Delano, a prominent resident Of
the suburb of Brookline, Boston, Mass.
She says: "For several years I was
broken in health, caused primarily by
stomach and nerve troubles. I gradu-
ally became worse, until recently was
compelled to so without solid food for
days at a time. I had sour stomach,
palpitation of the nerves of stomach
and heart, dyspepsia, and extreme ner-j
vousness. I suffered terribly with in
somnia, and my liver, bowels and
whole system gradually became de-
ranged. felt instant relief the first
day I began this Cooper medicine.
now feel like a new being. Today
walked all over town, shopping
something I have not done for years.
II make this statement wholly from
a sense OF duty. feel owe it to
anyone who might find relief and
renewed happiness as I. have DONE"
The record made by the Cooper med
ic1nss is astonishing. We will take
pleasure in discussing it with anyone
who wishes to know about them.
e. N. French & Co.
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The Coach and Four Came.

Among the many records Of Harrow
school is that of a boy, the son of
poor local tradesman in a very small
way Of business. His schoolfellows
often tainted him about his family
poverty. Their thoughtless jeers, al
though hurting his feelings, drew from
the lad the retort, II intend before |
die to ride in coach and four" The
years sped by, and, 10 and behold, the
poverty stricken youngster of Harrow
had developed into DR.. Parr, the great
est scholar of his time, whose Gus
tomary and favorite means Of locomo-
ton was a coach and fourELondon
Mail.
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Men Who Helm Thieves.


The "rechristener" Is the profession
al name Of the man who alters the
names and numbers on stolen watches
The rechristener is usually a clever
engraver who through drink or other
wise has lost the chance Of obtaining
honest employment and aids the re.
ceiver of stolen property. When a
watch has been stolen the number or
name or other indication of make or
ownership may be forwarded to the
police and by them communicated to
pawnbrokers. There IS consequently
an element Of risk In attempting to
dispose of it. There are various ways
Of getting over the difficulty, and re-
christening is one that is frequently
resorted to- The engraver adds or pre-.
fixes another figure to the number or
he turns the name u. Robins" into
''T. j. Robinson" the extra initial
serving to make the name look level
and central on the watch case. This Is
done very cleverly, and the rest of the
letters or figures are touched up to
make all appear to have been cut at
the same time.-Lendon Standard.
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BEGAN With HQN ANYWAY.

"Au' when they gifts to Italy" goes
on Bill, CROWN quite enthusiastic, as
you might say, over tn idee, "he'll
have tn time Of his life ruminatin'
roun' them old palaces of the dogs.
"Dogsw I gasped. palaces Of the
dogsr'
"Doggies, then, s'pose you might
call it," says he, If you're so blamed
pertiklar, though it amt spelt that
way. It's spelt dogs, only with the
e."
Bill Gladox," says I, "for an uned.
yucated man you are tn most ignorant
ever see. Do you mean to tell me
you amt never hear Of tn lodges Of
Venice that has been mayors Of tn
town for tn last hundred years or
more?
mo, I amt" says he, IAN no one
else neither. Their amt any such
folks there. Dodge amt an Eyetalian
name nohow. 1t b'longs in Connecti-
cut Not but what TIERS a few mebbe
In New York an Rhode Island, but not
In Italy, not by a derned sight,
American Magazine.
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The Reward of Hauahtiness.

hS n@W at0 VI TVdUSuSIUSSSs
The other day a chemist was awak
ened about o'clock in the morning by
lad clamoring at his shop door. Open.
ing his bedroom window, he saw q
small boy, who was gesticulating
wildly.
'What's the matter?' inquired the
chemist.
II want penny 'orth O. camphorated
chloroform for t. to0thachev' howled
the lad.
The chemist was not overjoyed
when he found how small the order
was for which he had been SO rudef
awakened from his slumber; but, TAX
Ing pity on the sufferer, he dressed
himself and went downstairs to sup.
ply the much desired relief. Whils
measuring the drug he could not help
doing growl at the lad.
"It's like your cheek" he observed
ITO wake me up at this time Of the
night for paltry penn'orth Of chloro.
FORM"
"Oh, is it?" said the boy resentful-
ly. "Then I'll TEX mi custom some
.wheer else. Yer can keep yer chloro-
form. wean't hev It neaw for yer
blooming saucer
And he didn't. He went of quite in
dignantly, nursing his Jaw, to wake up
another chemist.-Pearson's Weekly.
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Boiling Il Down.

+ II should like to manage this paper
Tor about six months said the new
reporter of a country paper. "The
present editor doesn't know his bust
ness"
"What's the matter?' he was asked
"Why, last night was told off tore,
port q fire in Broad street. and wrote
It up In grand style. making half
column article of 1t. began it In
this way:
Suddenly on the still night air
rang the shrill cry of fire, and at the
same moment the little licking tongues
Of flame, whose light, playing along
the roofs edge, caught the eye OF the
midnight watcher, leaped forth, no Ion.
ger playful, but fierce and angry ii
their thirst and greed Like glowing.
snalky demons, the lurid links entwine'
the doomed building. In venomons
Kisses and spurts the flames shot into
the overhanging darkness. while from
every window and door poured forth
a dense sulphurous smoke, the deadly
suffocating breath Of an imprisoned
fend'
Il went OH in that style for over hall
a column" said the new reporter, land
this is what appeared in the paper this
morning:
"A fire broke out in Broad street
last night, but was quickly suppress.
ed Do you call that journalism9"-
London Standard
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Got His Discount.

1.-THE other day I was in village
general store,' said a drummer, zen
deavor1ng to make sale Of jewelry
when farmer entered.
"'Give me- said the farmer, "a hal
pound Of tobacco, three bars of soap
five yards Of blue baby ribbon and {
pair Of good suspenders.' S
''The articles were brought forth, In
spected, approved and wrapped up
They came to 95 cents.
ayes said the farmer, o5's right
But there's the discount. You adver
tise 5 per cent discount, don't you
"'We do. SIR said the clerk, blu
only on purchases Of 81 or over
ION the counter lay basket Of peck
ct combs marked at 5 cents apiece.
well, III just take one of these,
said the farmer. 'That'u make vi
square,"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-12-05
A Stingy King.

In the beginning of the eighteenth
century the now so powerful German
empire was nothing more than the lit.
tie kingdom Of Prussia, having just
dropped Its title of duchy of Brandon:
burg. The country was very poor and
the military discipline very harsh.
Frederick William I. was hard, cross
and stingy and did not even know
what it was to make a present. His
reputation was SO widely spread that
it became a byword to say that man
had worked for the king of Prussia
when he had done an improbable task.
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Tho Buds.

Old DR.. Ryland, clergyman and ed.
ucator, was greatly beloved in the
south, and his visits were always en-
Joined by his former pupils and par
ishioners. In his later years it was
his custom to offer prayer whenever
he made ministerial call. On one
occasion he called at house where
three Of his former pupils were stay.
ing. These ladies were all past the
thirtieth year mark, but in the eyes
Of the old gentleman they were still
girls, which explains the petition he
offered:
"Lord, bless these dear girls, JUS,
budding into sweet womanhood."
This was too much for one of the
number, who, taking advantage Of the
doctors deafness, added this clause
soto voce: 'Alas, Lord, budded, bloom.
ed, faded and still unpickedv'
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Pana II Brave.

Observation-Disclosures, is papa ever bravei
Motter-He is always brave, hope.
But what makes you ask? Elschen-
Because I thought II he were be
wouldn't let my governess pull his ears
so.-Fliegende Batter.
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Macmillan and "La PaIon1a."

MaxImitian and LA PaIoma."
Wherever that haunting air, La Pa
loma," IS played the memory of the
Emperor Macmillan, shot by the Mex,
leans on June 10, 1867, should be pre-
served. Maxmilian's final request was
that la Paloma'' should be played
while he stood up to meet his doom
He died with the tune in his ears, and
his wife went mad with the shock Of
his execution.
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Lincoln. earoasno.

Probably the most cutting thing Lin.
coin ever said was the remark he
made about very l0quacious man.
"This person can compress the most
words into the smallest ideas Of any
man I ever met"
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Didn't Fire Him.

A kind old gentleman, seeing small
boy who was carrying lot of news
papers under his arm, said, Don't all
those papers make you tired, my boy?'
NAV, don't read 'em," replied the
lad.-Canadian Courier.
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Certain pifarane..

do they never forget their differ
encesr'
"Why, yes, In way. He forgets
that he's gentleman, and she forgets
that she's a ilady."-Puck. L
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Why Is the Ocean Sat?
The Creator made the ocean salt to
save the land from putrefaction. The
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Her Late Husband.

Hubby (returning from his club at
a. m. and finding his wife, dressed
In Widows weeds, awaiting him)-
What on earth are you in mourning
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my late husband" came the tear
I'll reply.