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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-04-25
T he Chance OF a Lifetime
This Fine Farm Should Be and Will
Be Taken Soon, so Do Not Delay
to Investigate 1t,

No. 1856. 40 acres at $685. Three
miles from fine town on main line
of Milwaukee railway, telephone in
house, R. F. D. at door, fine laying
forty we'll watered, fenced and cross
fenced, two acre hog pasture fenced
with woven wire. some fruit, rasp.
berries, strawberries. Land lays
nicely rolling, no sand or stone, fine
location good four room house, new
barn for four horses, COW shed, corn
crib, buggy shed, etc. Well watered,
good we'll at door, a fine neighbor.
hood. A 5000 mortgage two years to
run at six per cent. Call at Journal
Office.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-04-25
so Acres at SIS.
A Pleasant Farm at Fair Price. One
That You May improve Yourself

No 3O1. so acres 2 miles from good
live town, good roads, mile to school,
lays WE'LL mostly seeded, good soil. The
improvements are not first class good
neighbors, good grove around buildings,
price $55. per acre, a good home at a
reasonable price. Only about $1,000.
down. balance long time at low interest.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-04-25

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and
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-04-25
100 Acres at $50
While Land is sinking in Mexico,
This Farm is "Golng Up" 1t
Will be Worth More Next Year

No. 3O2. $50 acres miles from good
live town, good roads, about 3 miles
from small town, creamery, store. etc,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-04-25
9 Acre Poultry Farm
Well Stocked, Good Soil, Well I'M
proved. Improvements Cost
Nearly the Amount Asked

No 3OS. 8 acres close to little
country town, all under fence and
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-04-25

We have farms of all sizes
and prices. Please state just
what you want, what you can
pay down, and the terms you
wish. Write the journal.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

SORES AS BIG AS PENNIES.
Whole Head and Neck covered-Halr
All Came Out--cured In Three
Weeks by cuticura.

After having the measles my whole
head and heck were covered with scaly
sores about as large as a penny They
were just as thick as they could be.
My hair all came out. let the trou-
Bile run along, taking the doctors blood
remedies and rubbing on salve. but 1t
did not seem to get any better 1t
stayed that way for about six months;
then ! got a set Of the Cuticura Rem
edies. and in about week ! noticed
a big difference. and IN three weeks
It was well entirely and have not had
the trouble any more. and as this was
seven years ago, / consider myself
cured. Mrs. Henry Porter Albion.
Neb.. Aug. 25. 1906"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

It used to be said that a diplomatisi
1es a man who was sent abroad 70 ne
'of his country. To-day it would te
much nearer the truth to say that
lsplomatist Is man who is sent
abroad to tell the truth for his coun
Try. A most interesting account has
recently been given Of the petition fol
cetter treatment Of the Jews, and the
protest against the Kishinef massa
sres. In order to crafty the signers
of tho petition, the state department
forwarded it to Ambassador llcCor
mick at st. Petersburg, although well
aware that the Russian government
could take no official cognizance Of it
y'yhen the paper was laid cH the table
before Count Lamsdorf, he said, "You
know | cannot receive this" Then,
according to the story which is re-
ported BY Golfers, Mr.. Mccormick re
piled. Let US talk for few minutes
as man to man. You are Count Lams
dorf, and | am not an ambassador, but
merely Mr.. Mccormick The time has
come when you can no longer disre
gard public opinion. The whole world
is aroused. DO me the great favor
personally, Of keeping this for two o.
three days. Then If you are still o
the same mind, send it back to me
and no more win be said In the enc
Count Lamsdorf showed the petition
to the czar, who was sufficiently i'm
pressed by it to ameliorate somewha
the condition Of the Jews.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10
CHILDREN SHOWED IT
Effect Of Their Warm Drink In the
Morning.


"A year ago was wreck from
cofFee drinking and was on the point
Of giving no my position in the school
room because OF nervousness
Il was telling friend about II and
she said, We drink nothing at meal
time but Postum Food Coffee. gNd It is
-uch a comfort to have something we
can enjoy drinking wiz the children
4 was astonished that she would al
low the children to drink any kind Of
coffee. but she said Postum was the
most healthful drink in the world for
children as well as FOR older ones and
that the condition Of both the children
and adults showed that to be a fact
my first trial was failure. The
cook boiled it four Or five minutes and
it tasted so fIat that | was IN despair
but determined to give II one more
trial. This time We followed the di.
rections and boiled It fifteen minutes
after the boiling began. It Kas a de-
cided success and / was completely
won by its rich delicious favour. In 2
short time noticed a decided inn
provement in my condition and kept
growing better and better month after
month, until now am perfectly
healthy, and do my work in the school
IEoom with ease and pleasure. ] would
not return to the nerve-destroying reg.
ular coffee for any money.
There's q Reason Read the "a
nous little Health Classic 1.-THE
Road to NelIvilIe, in pkga.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Mother" said a college student
who had brought his ehum home for
the holidays, permit me to present
my friend, Mr.. Speckncodle.
His mother, who was little hard OF
hearing. placed her hand to her ear.
@Tm sorry. George. but didn't quite
catch your friends name. You'll have
to speak a little louder I'm afraid"
4 say, mother" shouted George, Il
want to present Mr.. Specknoodle."
sTm sorry, George but Mr.. -t--
What was the name again ?"
mr.. Specknoodlel" George fairly
yelled.
The old lady shook her head sadly,
"Tm sorry. George. but I'm afraid
It's no use. 1t sounds just like Speck-
noodle to nc" -Everybody's Maga-
zine
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

One OF the modern improvements ID
mail service which The United States
government has been foremost In
adopting is the establishment Of sea
post Offices" This means the provid
ing Of facilities on ocean-going steam.
ers by which mail is assorted on
board and delivery thereby expedited
1t is represented that mail thus dis.
posed OF reaches the intended destina.
ton IL hours earlier than by the old
system. Postmaster General Meyer
approves the plan and contemplates
extension Of the arrangement. He Is
preparing TO create at least two more
Of these post Offices" on vessels car
rying American mail to Europe, the
result Of which viii be highly pleasing
to postal patrons.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

He was one OF those smart men who
Ike TO show their cleyeFness.
Watch me take a rise out Of him"
ne said. as the tramp approached
Then he listened solemnly to tie tale
Of hard luck.
That's the same old story you told
me the last time you accosted me" he
said. when the vagrant had finished.
rs lt?H was the answering question.
When did tell Il to your"
Last week"
"Mebbe did, mebbe did" admit
ted the tramp I'D forgotten meet
Ing you. | was in jail all last week.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10
RoxaI scion poes oood worIs.

The duke of Abruzzi. now visitor
In this country. pronounces It as
though It were spelled "Ah-broot-zee," :"
with the accent on the second syl-
liable. Although only "a years old, he
has done a deal Of hard work and has
nad many hazardous experiences. He
Is the son Of Spanish king who abb
Heated under pressure. The son
carly in life took service in the Italian
navy. Then he went In for explora-
ton and mountaineering and in such
pursuits has travelled all over the
world. The duke has written accept
ably of his wanderlngs and has won
honors for several scientific societies.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10
Science vs.. charIatanIsm.

Nothing In years has made the
chemists rage together SO furIously a.
the exploited discovery" Of com
pound which win make ashes burr
better than coal. OF one formula
we are aware that this was not tho
one tried in hotel boiler room ths
other day-Prof. Gill. Of the Massa
shusetts Institute Of Technology, says
III contains nothing, nor can It maks
anything, that in any way will ait
combustion Even II the inventor's
preposteroua theory Of its working b'
accepted, the professor says that the
heating capacity Of a gallon Of the
mixture would be about equal to that
Of a piece Of coal the size Of pea
why" the scientific men all ask
does this piece Of charlatanism gel
itself spread broadcast over the coun
try when discoveries Of real scientific
Importance go unheralded?" We d
not know of any reason which woult
not apply equally to medical nostrums
They create sensations because Of tbs
prodigicus value they would have 4
hey were only real. The inventors q
ash-burning formulae, remarks th'
New York Post. might well ask theil
academic critics to point to am
achievement Of science within, say, p
years that would benefit directly ant
indirectly SO many people as a metho'
for burning ashes.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Naming the Spanish baby the prince
81 the Asturias is just temporary ar
eangement until the geographers and
the phlloIogists can get together and.
with the aid OF relays OF stenograph-
ers. Ak up a permanent name for the
helpless infant The real and official
name Of Spanish king IL like a Chit
nese play. You read part Of It to-day
and come back tomorrow and the day
after to get the rest II embraces
everything that the historians can
think or and a few more smooth
sounding words thrown in for good
measure. One would Judge from read
ing the oficiai title or King Alfonso
XIII. for instance, that he was the su.
preme ruler Of the earth. the air. the
waters under the earth and New Mexi
co, Alaska. Patagonia and all inter.
mediate points II you viii notice.
their photographs show that nearly all
the recent kings Of Spain were stoop-
shouIdered. That came ffom trying to
carry their full names around with
them,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10
An M Wind. Etc.

Her marriage was very unfortun-
ate, wasn't it?" "0h. no: she consid
ers It quite fortunate" Why, under
stand she was divorced. Exactly,
and her divorce was the opening Of her
stage career. which is now very prom
islng.n
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

There is something sublime II calm
endurance, something sublime In tho
resolute, fixed purpose OF suffering
without complaining. which makes
disappointment oftendmes better than
success. -LongfelIow
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

The German press is strongly op.
posed to the kaiser's fifth son making
a tour Of America, saying that only
evil can come to him IN that land Of
dollars and machines. Can IL be that
the prowess Of our automobiles has
extended to the Fatherlands
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

The acme Of goodness Is to love the
public, to study universal good, and to
promote the interests Of the whole
world, as far as lies IN our power
Ruskin.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

A man out In Montana predicts that
The world will come to an end in ten
days, and is selling OF his property
in anticipation Of the coming finale
But what does ne propose to do WITH
the money!
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

spells Of rheumatism and dizziness.
Doan's Kidney Pills relieved me Of
these troubles and have kept me well
for year past. Though rs years old,
/ am in good health"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. n. Y.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

plains IN i64S, says
Five years ago the
doctors said I had
diabetes. MY kid
neys we're all out
Of order, I had to
rise often at night,
looked sallow. felt
dull and listless
and had lost 40
pounds. My back
ached and I had
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Mrs. Knscker Dc you forswear
meat during Lent?H Mrs. Booker
Gracious, no; James has to have good
dinners or / wouldn't get the money
for my Easter clothes"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smaTting, sweating feet Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Dont accept any substitute Sample f r BE.
Address a. s Olmsted, Le Roy n. Y
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

The wise man looks before he leaps
then instead Of jumping into the
fire he remains in the frying pan.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Is your wheat injuredg Then sow COW
peas New book full Of valuable information
on pea culture and showing cur line of pea
threshers. mailed free. Write for II. 7. L.
Owens Co, e62 Sup. St., Minneapolis, Minn.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

No matter how hungry a man may
be d single taste Of defeat satisfies
him.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

For that Prince of Terror-Itching
Piles-try the King Of balms, Hunts
Cure.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Build your hopes lngh-thcn stand
from under.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gums, reduces tn
1ammation. allays pain cures wind coc. 25c bottle
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10
Imnortnnt ID Mothers .

I.zarn,ne carefully every huttis Of cAsTORlA.
! safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that 1t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

Most men think they know lot
more than they know they know.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10
woNpEaEuL CAM.
a Utah pioneer Tells a Remarkable
story.

u Nv. browning, l011 22d St., Ogden,
Utah, a pioneer who crossed the
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-06-10

In Uec For over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-10-06

Dock Company. have been cxcclling all
honors by local products has ceased
to be novelty. Nevertheless, /. al
ways Is gratifying to hear of the feats
performed by local built craft. and
the news that. the battleship Virginia
has broken all records for the coallng
of battleships at sea. was read with
interest here. II Is also pleasing to
note that tho Virginia ranked third
among all the battl.shps of the AT.
lantic fleet at the finish of target
practice recently.
According to the latest reports. the
Virginia beat her sister ship, the New
Jersey. by leo per cent at target
practice. and made wonderful re.
cord considering the fact that she is
comparatively now ship.
Ever since the building OF tho Kcar.
sarge and Kentucky, the local yard s
standing as n maker of battlcshlps
has been "AA L." These wonderful
vessels are tho best warslips of their
size afloat today, and although the
advance In ship construction has been
marvellous since they were built eight
years ago, they are still n credit to
their builder. They were constructed
as lG-knot ships. but neither has
trouble in showing clean pair of
heels to come of the new 1S-knottcrs.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-10-06
BISHOP OF LONDON.

From morn till evening, from evening
till night,
preach and organize. lecture and
And all over London my gathered legs
fly ,.na
Was ever Bishop so busy as 1? 80
When writing my sermons the best
OF my work'll
BE done in the trains on the Under
ground circle;
l can write one complete, with fine
prcoratlon.
Between Charming Cross and Mansion
House Station.
For lunch swallow sandwich OF
ham.
As / rush mp the steps of White:
Chapel tram;
Or with excellent appetite | will dis
cuss
A half penny bun on a Waterloo bus
No table is snowy with damask for me;
My. cloth is the apron that covers my
knee:
No manservants serve and no kitchen
maids dish up
The frugal repasts of this Suffragan
Bishop.
London Punch.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-10-06
BEWARE OF ovERwoRkl

| n curt letter has been received by
Dispensary Auditor West from the
sheriff of Richmond county. Tho let
ter, II appears. was responsive to ono
addressed by the Auditor and calling.
/ or directing the Shcriff's attention to
violations OF the Carey-C othran law
In the tranquil county OF Richland.
! The sheriff dclicatcly. but firmly, re-
1 piled that he knew of no law subject
Ing him to the "dictation" OF the
Auditor. adding that he would will.
inGly act upon any information fur
nishcd by Mr. West as n private citi-
zcn. Translated into brus1ue but plain
English, Mind your own business Z"
said the sheriff to the Auditor.
Tho Dispcnsary Auditor has unpleas.
ant duties to perform. The state Is
fortunate in obtaining for tho office
a young man OF Mr. Vests zeal. in
telllgencc and aggressive efficiency
We suspect that he accepted the post
! from high sense of duty and not
F, from mere mcrcenary motives His
intentions are excellent and good citi-
zens should encourage him in his en-.
dcavors.
Nevertheless, the Dispcnsary Audi
tor should not ovcrwork himself The
duties of his office arc succlnctly de-
fined by law. There was no design on
the part of the trainers of tho law
to place upon any official hcayier
duties than n man OF average health
and vigor may sustain. Tho func-
tions of an Auditor" seem to be prot
ty we'll described In the term. and so
long MS Mr.. West shall prove care
nl, discriminating, painsteklng md
rcrceiving examiner of the books of
county dlspensary and the business
methods OF the dispensers. tho people
Iof the state will count themselves
most happy in having his services.
Such men are none too common and
when lost are not easily replaced.
| For this reason 1t is hoped that the
Auditor may not again expose him
self 10 the receipt OF letters so point
cd as that of the Richland sheriff by
essaying larger, more complex and
1 exhausting tasks than the emincntly
humane gentlemen who drew the spcci.
I fications of the Chrey-Gpthran law
purposcd to place upon the shoulders
of any single ndividual-Raleigh IN.
CD News and Courier.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-10-06
WITH THE pARAoRAPHEas

Swarthmorc might make a hit by
taking that money and then doing
some tremendous Dragging about be-
ing the Only College in the United
States which does not participate in
intercollegiate games" = Baltimore
News.
Food is now to go up 80 per cent.
1Aat means that less of 1t will go
down.-Washington Times.
1t is strange that college students
have been found not to re fit even for
waiters.-Sts Louis PostDispatch.
A party of visiting Western girls
have pronounced Chicago men homely
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-10-06
NORMAL SCHOOL SITE ON EXPO
SiTlON GROUNDS.

A correspondent writes to the cdl.
tor OF Tho Daily Press TO ask that
the matter of establishing State
normal school OH the Exposition
grounds be ngltntcd. Another effort
10 bring normal school to Tidowatcr
is going to be made, and It Is possible
that the Exposition grounds suggestion
is good one.
No better location than the site OF
the Virginia building could be secured,
and possibly the building itself could
be used.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-10-06
A THANKFUL SOUL.

I'm thankful to be living {.
Instead of lying dead; r
I'm thankful that | haven't I
a mules ear OH my head;
I'm thankful that needn't
Look out through iron bars;
I'm thankful that here's near me
a box of good cigars.
n
I'm thangful that my father
Was not II lIottentot:
I'm thankful that my troubles
Are easily forgot; :
I'm thankful that neve-
Have slyly stabbed friend; +
I'm thankful that few people r.
Think | have cash to lend.
I'm thankful that | seldom
Toss on my bed at night;
I'm thankful that / never - :
Must coax my Appetite; I.
I'm thankful that my children ~
From blcmishes are free; !
I'm glad that ] can listen
And taste and feel and see.
=
I'm thankful to have Travelled
Across my native land
Before they stopped the passes
The scenery Is grand!
I'm glad that | am living,
With clothes enough to wear, :
And that as yet I've never
Been in n keepers care.
Chicago Record-Hcrald.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-10-06
TRACTION "YELlow pocp FUNDS

Mr.. William NJ. WINS. who Is doing
the probing for the new utilities com.
mission OF New York city. has uncov-
cred some interesting facts concerning
| the so-called "yollow dog" funds of
the traction corporations Full cxpla-
nations OF the objects for which these
funds wcro formed and expended will
perhaps put number of prominent
people of both political parties on the
grill certain Republican, former
OF Cong, : and city leader, has adj
mittcd re Giving $2i7. 1907 In four years
from the metropolitan Securities Com
pany. About $4,000 of this amount
was spent in that corporations efforts
to secure the new subway routes and
| to shut out certain rival interests. The
expenses of some eight or ten citizens
associations in sending delegates to
Albany had been paid through him out
of this money Here the public gets
line on the name. IN which the
public Ia worked by the corporations
to defeat its own interests. In the
name of local sentiment and In tho
gusc of demands for improvements
the corporation makes it's own appeal
I'll the legislature.
These revelations are decidedly in
to: esting and instructive. Perhaps
they will lead to reforms. Possibly
they will lead to prosecutions. But
whether the court or the legislature
gets to work upon the testimony and
seeks practical application of the
lessons thereby taught remains for tho
future to disclose. For present pur
poses Mr. WINS questions nm dthe ans
wers reluctantly given by witnesses
whom he examines add an imOortant
chapter to that large volume. The
Strap.IIanger's Guide and Taxpayers
Misunderstanding Star.