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HAD A FELLOW FEELING.
Aunt Susan's Heart Went Out to
~ sst 1Pore Missus Astor!p q esy

s. Uncle Eli felt he knew the metropo-
lis pretty we'll. Had he not been there
three times in four gearsv-and twice
he had ridden On the elevated So
when he brought Aunt Susan with
him tom the fourth trip he naturally
assumed the role of guide. ,'
She maryeled at everything until
they sat down. for luncheon They
had goheiHtoethe Astor house for that
meai but all it's other maryels seemed
lost on the visiting country hostess, as
she looked open-eyed at the crowds
that fillef-not only the corridors but
the restaurants. Scarcely had they
found Seats when this amazement
took defiitte shape rfs ~,
eli" said she in a STACEY whisper,
81 can't set here an eat peaceably. |
jes' must go downstairs an help pore
Mssus Aston with the cookin' an
dishes. "rBohemian. .,. ..-..<.>
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500 Reward. S100. ,

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn
thai there at least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure in all its stages and that 10
,Catarrhq Halls Catarrh Cure Is the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease reQnites a constltu.
tonal treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in.
ternaly acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength ~ building up the Constitution and assist
ing nature In doing Its work. The proprletors have
50 much faith in its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t fails to
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address I. ]. EHENEY,& CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists 75c,
Take Halle Family Pills for constipation.
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Full Of Knots.

The lanky tramp removed his tat
tered hat and displayed his intellect
nal brow. ttg
"Ah, lady" he confded, Il have
brains to burn. There is nothing |
like better than to tackle knotty prob
Iems."
The busy housewife reached for the
ax.
indeed she said. We'll 60
down to the woodpile, You will find
that last load the most knotty prob
lem you ever tackled during your
career" ~ "a ~
He that does good FOR goods sake
seeks neither praise nor reward, but
no IL sure Of both In the end.--Penn.
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A Terrible Possibility.

Little Lucy came home from school
crying piteously 1t was some time
before the family could learn the
cause of her. trouble, but finally the
sobbing grew less violent and she
walled out: ~ t'r 5uW tf,
Teacher says-if / don't get my
spelling lesson-she's going to make
an example of me, and-if she puts
me there, Pm-afraid the scholars will
rub me ou-t!"-7Detroit News Trib-
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ehvJf oSs Wv VI ~inSA
It causes baclsache,
headaches, dizziness,
languor and distress
ing urinary troubles.
Keep the kidneys
well and all these
sufferings will be
saved you. Mrs. s. A.
Moore, proprietor Of
a restaurant at Wa
tor1ri1Ia Nh cnve.
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MAcHINIsTs LOST STRIKE.
Several Return to Work - Recruits
Hired.

st. Paul. Sept. 3O.-The committee
acting for the Ave railroads involved
In the boilermakers' strike issued a
statement tonight that carload VI
bollermAkers arrived at tMissouia.
Mont, today to reopen the Northern
Pacific shops there and that rs men
arrived at Oelwein, Ia, to work In the
Great Western Shops The machin-
lists In the Northern Pacific shops at
Livingston, Mont, who went out, It
ID said, returned to work today.
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Effective Pat Poison.

A new plague protective or rat
poison has been discovered in India.
1t consists Of pasty substance inocu-
lated with bacillus. According to re-
port a rat which takes enough to
cover a pins head will not only die,
but will infect every other rat with
which 1t comes In contact. Five viii
lagos have been selected by the gov
eminent in which to make tests of
the new poison.
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By following the directions, which
are plainly printed on each package Of
Defiance Starch, Mems Collars and
Cuffs can be made just as stiff as de-
sired, with either gloss or domestic
finish. Try 1t, 16 OF. for 10c, sold by
all good grocers. 81 S&g
Who has no money must have no
wishes.-Italian.e ~ -,,-t.t ....
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JAP SWORD FOR ROOSEVELT.

Washington, Sept. 30. - President
Roosevelt today was presented with a
handsome jeweled Japanese sword by
Taniemon Hitachiyama, the cham
pion wrestler Of Japan.
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/. Know how to give without hesita.
ton, how to lose without regret, how
to acquire without meanness.-G George
Sand.
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Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar.
Made OF extra quality tobacco. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, III,
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Who is the mighty man? He who
subdueth his temper. Who is rich?
He who is content with his lot.-Ep-
ictetus.
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Circumstances are lot In our pow.
er; virtues, are.-Dean Farrar. 1.
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Love never dies of starvation, but
often of indigestion 80 es
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TIRED BACKS.

Wv The kidneys have a great work to
do In keeping the blood pure. When
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DON'T SPOIL your CLOTHES.
70 Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers. &c. package.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
TERRoRs or BALLooNINc.
Not to the Aeronaut, but to the Man
on Earth Below Him.

II must be more than two years ago
that called attention in this column
to the danger and nuisance that would
be likely to ensue II ballooning be-
came popular but II Is only recently
that the public have awakened to the
fact that the possibilities mentioned
are likely to become stern realities.
Already we read OF people quietly
lonnging in their gardens being we'll
nigh blinded by showers OF sand, of
Conservatives being smashed, Of
houses unroofed and chimneys demol-
ished, OF trees uprooted, OF fences
damaged and OF cattle injured by the
action OF the grapnel
or course. as baIlooning becomes
more general such accidents will be
more frequent and more serious, An
inconsiderate aeronaut is far more diff
ficult to catch and control than road
hog, because he may perpetuatef his
annoyances from an inaccessible dis
lance II is really high time before
this latest nuisance becomes so vast
as TO be Observation-Disclosures strin-
gent measures should be taken for it's
suppression.
But, | suppose till the prime minis.
ter has been hooked by a graphing.
iron and dragged by the heels across
plowed field and through couple
OF quickest hedges, nothing will be
done.-London Graphic.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

gross total reported by 80 roads in the
fourth week of November being Sill
100000 decrease of $lG3,000 com.
pared with one year ago. Considering
that for years earnings have shown
steady increases ranging from ) per
cent 10 as much as 20 per cent, COM
pared with last year, the reduction Is
further testimony as to consequences
Of the panic upon trade. The failures
In November aggregated ST. ,600,0 600
compared with $i2.0O0,000 the same
time in 1906. Such facts are not pre-
simply to show what has been, and to
demonstrate the severity of the crisis.
Now, the panic 50 far as Wall Street
Is concerned Is over and it'll Is time
to face forward and energetically be.
gin the process OF rebuilding. The i'm.
mediate future may seem complex and
somewhat depressing, but the process
Of reimbursement is well under way and
both finance and industry are rapidly
settling down to a healty and more
normal basis on which TO construct
the next forward movement. 1t is pre-
mature to say that the turn has come
The present depression is likely 20
be protracted until all Of the weak
spots have been thoroughly eliminated
which is not yet the case. Neverthe
less security values have discounted
the worst and are on a much more
substantial and safer basis than thes
have been for the past five years
Even should dividends be reduced. as
is not improbable, tina, would be n1
reason for further depreciation. Pros
emit prices fully discount such posi-
bilities aud good securities purchased
during the past few weeks are sure t.
show handsome profits to those who
hold them for sufficient length OF
time Business operations of all sorts
win have to be conducted with i'm
usual conservatism during the coming
month but confidence should gradu
ally revive, especially as the none
tary situation begins to right itself.
HENRY CI.EWS,
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Asusncs In Miseroseopy.

The wonders revealed by the ordi-
nary miscrosc0pe are increased a
hundredlold by a recent invention,
which enables the use Of a highpower
lens as large as six inches ia diameter
thus bringing the whole Of objects
instead OF details only under observa-
ton. By this means a common house
Gin is magniiied not in parts, but all
at once. TIL il appears to be as large
as an ostrich or a condor. and, being
Enclosed in an open space. where il IS
Kept directly within the heid Of the
GLASS and rtt las ample room. oonsid-
ering its size. 10 move about and en-
aaec FL rs usual occupations. the op-
roT5unity for studying ID are immense
Is ia advance Of anything previously
eljo, - by sCioutiz.s- Vast worlds Oi
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Restful Note.

In the midst of exposure accidents,
and the general crookedness OF human
nature. ii is a relief TO turn to such
items Of contemporary history as the
mention Of the famous Ida Lewis, who
has kept a lighthouse 80 years, and
saved nearly a score Of lives In the
struggle for selfish gain OF which the
daily life Of the world seems mainly
made up. It restores ones faith In the
GOOD in human nature TO note life
like This devoted az the cost of per-
sonal sacrifice, to the saving and well
fare OF other liyes.-Baltimore Amer
lean.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

was once being shown round vii
lage church in The Eastern Counties,
and was soemnly informed by the
somewhat gafrulous parish clerk thar
the registers went back to the time OF
William the Conqueror. says j. f. WIZ
liams in The Treasury Lest the same
startling opinion may be held by 9th
ers, let me hasten to say that parish
registers We're unknown in England
before the end Of Henry Wits reign,
and happy is that parish which still
possesses its records even from that
date. For oar earlier registers have
certainly had a very checkered career,
and when we read the story of the
treatment which has been meted out
TO them during the three or four cen
turtles of their existence, we can only
wonder that they exist In such mum
bers as they do.
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mteso.oopia-t nls fNneeta Cgqlr.
dreamed Of, are shddsnly4open TO the
gaze Of mankind, and discoveries of
immense value can doubtless be made.
Byron,s First Shoes.

Speaking of Byron, once owned
the first pair of shoes that he wore,
writes THE Lounger" in Putnam's.
They were given 10 my father by a
woman who had been the poets
nurse She had cut them down to
fl the feet.-ef agdoll belonging to
one of her childten. II must have
been pretty sosd rei1ed, doll, for
he shoesafttie sdft things made Of
braid ty...rtn anGaii lar a
child gave them TO the Players
because / knew that they would be
wen taken care Of mot because
Byron was a playwright, and TO the
best Of my knowledge and belief they
now repose' under glass case at lG
Gramercy park.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
SAVAGE Sense Of numor.

Lecturing on New Guinea. A. H.
Cunning said he once offered a native
some smelling salts. After going
through extraordinary contortions the
native went away. returning soon with
another native whom he compelled TO
make acquaintance with the salts. The
two brought a third. and so on until
the whole village had been victimiz-
ed. The savages watched each new suf-
ferer with the keenest delight and
look good care not to let him know
what fate awaited him.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
COFFIN WAS a BACK NUMBER.
So Pennsylvania Man Sold 1t and WIN
Purchase Another.

Isaac CaTman Of iatton, Pa, has
s8ld L c0a3u liz made many years ago.
he sold il ret because lie felt he would
haze no use for H. but because his
wife insisted that It vas out OF date.
M. CONAN Is nearing his eightieth
h..fnaoS He explained to a friend
that lie constructed the COIN 20 years
II VAS h,Glt Of chestnut because,
i he pat it, 4Msny'a he time have
sat beside a cheery blaze Of chestnut
less and heard ihelu cfackle and burn
merriiy Ii makes such houelike
blaze that / picked it in preference TO
other woods. 1t was my desire TO
have the coffin as cazy as possible.
and / reflected the friyolities which SO
nany persons affect in the matter OF
caNns. IN order 10 have it handy |
Kept it in The garnet l'ut my wife
lls me chat styles have changed, aud
slaca / have accumulated little for
time she win not permit me to die un-
less consent to get an up-to-date
c1akct. TO avoid trouble | agreed TO
son BE old one. Eat at the same
,ime / think that the coffin which was
good enough for me in my poorer
cegs sAull satisfy me now aud /
,hll always feel out Of place in the
leWfaugiCd affair"
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
How the Judge Viewed It.

Even Judge on the bench likes his
joke. A man whose name is Waters
was arraigned in Bilyille court ON n
charge Of ASSAULT and battery what
did you do to him. asked the Judge
to make him assault you?" We wuz
at dinner" was the reply, an we got
into a dispute, an all did wuz to hit
him side the head with corndodger
an week arterward he come back
an beat me shameful" Well, said
the judge, you know what the Scrip
ture says: Bread cast upon the wa
ters will return to you after many
si"-Atlanta Constitution.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

Miranda" said the mistress, you
are a good cook, and Just know that
YOU are too good for us TO keep. Some
man viii come along one of these days
and induce you to marry him. oh
no, num-" answered Miranda, fervent-
~. I've lived with you and your us
band too long to want ever TO get
married" There are two conclusions
TO be drawn from the reply Of the
faithful seryast; one IS that She was
loyal to her employers the other is as
it may be-chicago Evening Post.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
corree, lr,tsrprsts,,on Essential.

Many Of the most beautiful pieces OF
poetry in literature would seem unin-
teresting and nat II read by q bad
reeiier ln the same way. a good re-
otter viii make attractive a poem
whose beauties are not 50 apparent
A hne painter viii light up each little
beauty in his pictures until the small
est detail is attractive and strikes the
eye. ID is only the medi0erity whose
work is Characterized by sameness
anu lack u interest
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
METHODS ARE TOO STRENUOUS.
Why Yankee Statesmen Have Not Sue
ceeded in South America.

In The matter of salesmen abroad,
we muat haye men who not only speak
tGe lapeuaea bur who are also thor
oaghly cya rsant with the customs
3 / ilies lr sizes OF the people with
ulom hoy deal says the Engineering
1igo The south American. in
Dis buying as IN almost everything
clse. Is mosu. deliberate person as
wen as y sensitive one A salesman
Who viii cali. slhoke a cigarette, talk
inconseaueatly ah3ui ihe weather. the
ihcatcr aAd ne iaecs. and answer
onesti6ns shoald ans happen TO be
asked-lathor than make assertions
about his goods win outseli Eve to
one. the Hypliest hustler That ever
Gesned up samie case. This Is a
thing so contrary to iha instinct Of the
American salesman that 10 date. ia
ris yranton disregard OF il. he has con
siantiy PLAYED into The hands OF his
more experienchH European rivals.
your Yankee dummies, says the
latter politely. are the greatest sales
anon in The world-in America
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
A Clock of Straw.

A shoemaker named Wegner, living
In strasburg, has sent 60 The exhibit
.tiun of inventions at Berlin a clock OF
the grandfather shape. nearly six feet
high. made entirely of straw-wheels,
pointers. case. and every detail. Veg
Nor has taken Is years to construct
tals strange piece of mechanism. 1t
keaps perfect time. but under the
most favorable circumstances cannot
last longer than two years.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
What She Wanted,

Mrs. Jones-That old maid next
door is the most bra2en borrower
know!
Mrs. Brown--Indeedl
Mrs Jones Yes. Why, only yestef-
day she came over to inquire II she
could borrow my husband for an hour
to NOW her lawn. thrash man who
had insulted her and discharge her
cook .--Tit.Bits.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
ILLINOIS Cen trail
Corrected to December LIST, 1907.
THE FAST MAIL ROUTE
Trains Leave Cairo:

lHE FAST MAIL nOOOiE
Trains Leave Cairo:
1882 a. m. Daily Chicago Eestibule
Limited, arriving Chicago 1880 a. m.
2:32 a. m. Daily St Louis Night
Limited, arriving st. Louis 1908 a. m.
Sleeping car open at $3.50 p. m.
5:ooa. m. Chicago Daylight Express
except Sunday,
500 a. m. st. Louis Morning Elk
press, except Sunday.
11:15 a. m. st. Louis Fst Mail.
1875 a. m. Chicago Midday Special
2:35 o. m. Daily st. Louis Limited,
2:35 p. m. Afternoon Express for
Odin. Effingham, Nation. Champaign.
$50 p. m. Thebes Accommodation.
7:15 p. m. Chicago and Eastern Ex-
press.
s:f5 a. m. Memphis and New Or
leans Limited.
500 a. m. Paducah and Louisville.
1:4f p. m. Daily Memphis and New
Orleans.
1:4t .. m. Daily, Nashville. Chatta-
nooga and Atlanta.
4:3o p. m. Fulton Accommodation.
$3.50 p. m. Paducah and Louisville.
500 .. m. Memphis and New Or
leans Special.
For through tickets. sleeping car
accommodation and further informa-
ton apply at Illinois Central Passen.
ger Station, Cairo, III.
J. n. JONES, Ticket Agent.
s. A. HATCH, G. p. A.
a. ". HANSON. Pass. Traffic Mgr.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
70 CURE ANY olsEAsG.
The Cause Must be Renewed ssAs
way Win Dandru6. <.

KIN the germ that causes dandrnR.
falling hair and badness. you will have
no more dandrufr. and your hair must
grow luxuriantly. Newbro's Herpicide
not only contains the dandruff germ
destroyer, but II Is also most delight
full hair dressing for regular toilet use.
No other hair preparation Is on this
scientific basis OF destoying the dsndrur
germs. II stops all irritation. keeps tn }
scalp sweet. pure and wholesome. Re-
member that something claimed 10 be
Just as good" will not do the work of
genuine Herpicide. Sold by leading
druggists, Send ioc. In stamps for sam
pie 10 The Herpicide Co.. Detroit. Mich.
Two sixes--S0 cents ana yl.ss.
PAUL @. Eshuh 4 Sons. Special Agents.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

South China is being covered with
japanese educational appliances spec
isliv adapted Tor Chinese use-school
books. maps. globes. anatomical and
other eharts-all helping TO rescue
the people from their ignorance Every
school teaches physical and military
ddn. In every town Of any size. and
often in villages. there are now
schools With foreign fittings fer teach
lag western learning.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
Solitude Cures cryias.

The best way to cure yourself Of
crying Is 70 live alone said the
woman. Il used 10 cry an awful lot
when 7 was married. bat hardly ever
DO now It's the ssdiest Thing in the
world 10 hear yourse.f crying all alone
in your fat. and what's the use, any
way. il there IS nobody around to. say:
There. TheEei"
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
vienna's Beooars.

1t has been proved that no fewer
than $4,000 beggars are at present
making better living in Vienna
than ordinary workmen. One notori.
GUS family Of professional beggars
recently gave grand ball and a
concert at local hotel
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16
STRANGE Behavior.

nEtor-"I regret to inform you.
Mrs. Tightwad. that J fear your hns-
bsni is Afflicted Wiih soifeninE OF the
Llais~ Mrs TizhtEai--' tiooenezs
gracious, what makes soa thiEk 81
DoctaT-"He lazistaI - pay ans nle II
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

SLOW BUT SOME IMPROVEMENT IN MONETARY coNDiToNs-Ds
INTEREST AND DIVIDEND EXPECTED
GREATER THAN A YEAR Aoo-cLEARING HOUSE STATE
DECLINE or 80 PER CENT IN NOVEMBER
SECURITIES PURCHASED DURING WEEKS SHOULD
PROFITS
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

subscribs for the Bulletin and gef
al ths ssxs Only soc per month To-
passf ss.ty sEy b us T-sa
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wnm.n Co Han Ratss.

Women, because they eat so much
less. enly pay half rates IL the more
old fashioned OF Swedea's hotels.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

ATTENTION Hay Growers II
yen have any good hay to sell write
me. Best prices paid. win buy out
right No commission Address Z. Q.
Boz 1896, New Orleans La.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

No. 1 Express. daily " ...2ss pm
No. 3 Havana Ltd. daily. " 2:1s an
No. Express. dssly. lv ....u:25 pm
Ne-thbozrf
No. Express. daily. Milo pm
No. Limited daily. ly....2:is an
No. 6 Express. daily. ly......l:55 an
Corrected 10 December fst. 1907.
a v. ravtos, sso. ~. sEsLts
eszu-rsl Eanar-f. Cen-r.i F.rs-rrf aE=-A
WHlLL Ala II LucIz 10
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

Accounts OF corporations ana in1ivi1
uals especially solicited. nnshaAoe
~urnisAs1 to any part Of The wcrl4
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-12-16

interest Paid ~ TIms DspsslaA
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-21
NASHVILLE RUMPUS is
RAPIDLY COOLING DOWN
Mayor and Council Secure Stay in Pro
ceedings by Legislature and Col
lapse of Case is Predicted.

Nashville. Tenn, March 21.-MayoT
T. o. Morris and 23 members of the
Nashville city council, who were ar
rested by the sergeant at arms of the
house of representatives of the Ten
nessee legislature on a. contempt
charge, were yesterday brought before
Judge John w. Childress of the Da-
wilson county circuit court on writs
of habeas corpus sworn out in their
behalf On motion of the attorneys
representing the Legislature, the hear
ing of the habeas corpus proceedings
was postponed until next Tuesday.
The summons served on the mayor
and members of the council to appear
before the bar of the house Thursday
is superseded by the habeas corpus
proceedings. The postponement is
taken by the public to indicate a weak
ening on the part of the house of rep
resentatives in prosecuting the case,
land it is predicted it will never come
| to trial.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-21
Brotherhood Banquet.

The Brotherhood of the First Meth
odist church of this city will give a
banquet for ladies and gentlemen at
the church on Fifth avenue Thursday
evening, March IS. There will be in
strumental and vocal music, and sew
eral five-minute speeches. The sale of
tickets will be limited to the capacity
of the room in which the banquet will
be held. Tickets for sale until next
Monday at Rock Island National bank
at John T. Noftsker's store, and at the
church parsonage. Please purchase
early. Tickets. so cents.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-21
KIDNAPER GUILTY
OF NUMBERING BOY
Jury Returns Verdict in Case of Joshua
Harrison, Who Stole Son of North
Carolina State Senator.

Elizabeth City, y. c., March FL
The jury in the case of Joshua Harri-
son. charged with the kidnapping and
murder of Kenneth Beasley, the 9-year-
old son of former State Senator Beas
ley. last night rendered a verdict Of
guilty. The case was submitted to the
jury after the closing argument by So
licitor Ward. The trial, which has
been held in the Pasquotank county
court, with day and night sessions.
has attracted great attention through
out this section.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-03-21
GREEK IDEALS AND CULTURE
Subject of Lecture by J. X. Hart at Ii.
brary Tomorrow,

The third of the series of lectures
under the auspices of the Daughters OF
the American Revolution will be given
tomorrow afternoon at the library
building by Professor J. X Hart, form
erly teacher of history in the high
school. The subject on which Mr..
Hart will speak is Greek Ideals and
Culture and an interesting and i'll
structive lecture is assured He has
made the subject of history in its vari-
Gus phases life long study and is well
qualified to speak on the subject which
he has chosen.