The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-11-20
Sidswah Psncilinss
He Re~reftea he ouniI.


 He Regretted the auaii.
 "0fve me brace of quail. for I feel iike I could do full justice to them tonight" said the obese gent, with travel stains clinging to projecting por- tons of his anatomy. Believe I'll take em en casserole" as he wetted an arid chop. -afid say, waiter, small bit of crisp lettuce. some tomatoes. And he sure and let the birds be browned just about your color"
 While the nonpirssed funky was re- covering from his astonishment the Ia cetious gent settled himself back to the happy contemplation of what was shortly to come. But his entoyment was short lived. He was assured that 1t Is impossible to have a bird or any other game served to one m public dining room in. Alabama.
 His ejactulations were such that the urbare and gentlemanly night clerk was attracted. Further than this. the urbane and .gentlemanly night clerk vexed epicure He couldn't understand why he couldn't have a good friend In the country ship him a few birds, or why he couldn't buy them. evidencing Lis Kentucky nativity. and purpiing with the cholor that possessed him. T have heard, of aggrarian legls- lation, but this sab is the limit The
  sah. So you have to have license to shoot birds do you?
 Suppose you haven't got the price Of license, suppose you are q poor. spend one day of rest on Thanksgiv- ing or Christmas in the woods. Do you feel like paying an exhorbitant sum sum for the privilege: of going n out ing through the woods ,sah. breathing Gods fresh air and reviving the weak ening tissues?
 No, sah, say, sah, it's class legis- lation and only the fortunate few can afford to hunt In Alabama, and only those. whc go out and Kill sqnaH are permitted the boon of sitting down to a smoking pair l thought. by G-d, sah, we had democratic south.s
 He G-~e Them the Time.
 Mister. what time Is it9' inquired
 The Placid Person was delighted. First of all. he had a watch to fur nish al the time needed. and then, again he was very much pleased to be iy ocss crossed S eyes ' sss and s companion who was just as pretty as she was--which, you may be sure. was very. very pret-
 So The Placid Person, said that he as they wished and asked whae that amount might happen to be.
 We wsnts t te be { eslock. Iocx Misi ns The Placid Person. who Is seldom called Mister, immediately said that while hs was most willing to give them : o'clock his watch. being 2 cheap s,rs ar conttnt itally and incontinently slow, had not got farther than quarter past three So the Placid Person with chanicaI discrepancy and told the Puerile Perso rand her companion that lie gave them four o'clock
 You, know, Paw-paw gave us money four o'clock now we'd be there" said
 So 1t was that Tho Placid Person. assuring The Puerile Person of the that Paw-Paw lost not one sou as 1t is said in the French. of the cunning little coins he had given: The Pyerile Person and her compan- ion reached the play in plenty of time. Mir. Charles M. Lewis of Louisville was a prominent visitor to Montgomery yesterday. Mir. Lewis in Kentucky has held many important political and civic positions. In Montgomery he found many friends and they united in afford inE him q welcome to the capital of time in Montgomery. He is now trav- cling through the Southern States
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 Mrss D. RI. CallaEay of selma spent yesterday in Montgomery. MT. ~Calla- way, who is Superintendent of Educa- ton for Dallas County, is one, of the best known teachers in the State. Hisd preparatory school has for thirty years | been foremost in the educational estab lishments In Alabama and Mfr. Galloway | yesterday was greeted by scores of his f former pupils.
 Mir. Ralph W. Garner. of the State TreasuFer's office, and Mir. William B. | Griffin, of the State Auditors office, are | spending few days at Ozark and vt- einity hunting.
 Mir. J. Miller Bonner. Chairman of the Democratic Committee of Wilcox County and a prominent attorney of | Wilcox Is in the city.
 Hon. w. D. Jelks of Birmingham, former Governor of Alabama, was in | Montgomery last night, en routa-to Eufaula.
 Hon. Norman D. Godbold, ex-member of the House of Representatives from Wilcox County. is in the city.
 Mir. M E. woodwaro of Decatur is registered at the Hotel Summers.
 < Mir. C./M. Warner of opsIika is stay ing at the Imperial
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