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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25

Prof. Won Lecog has just come back
from Turkestan with ten chests full
of valuable manuscripts in eleven diff
ferent languages. That is the collec-
ton Senator Tillman ought to dig in
to if his vocabulary shows signs OF
giving out.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25

The Chicago Mutual Benefit Asso-
citation, known as the Knights OF the
Forest, regret to report that their
cashier and treasurer has taken to the
woods, Perhaps there is something
in name after all.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25

The we'll meaning people who have
been disappointed about getting per-
sonal endowments out of Mrs. Rus
sci Sage agree that she makes a rec
ord of her lamented husband look
like q spendthrift beside her
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25
WEDDING BELLS
Ring for Two Happy Couples in
Perrysburg.

Tuesday evening, January %, 1907,
the ceremony which united the hearts
and hands of Henry w. Cooke and
Miss Mary A. Uthoff were solemnized
by Rev. G. S. Ide at the Zoar Lutheran
church.
The happy couple were attended by
John Cooke, brother of the groom, as
best man, and Miss Anna Brinker,
cousin of the bride, as bridesmaid.
The bride was attired in an elegant
costume of white and carried brides
roses. She is the daughter of Henry
Uthoff and wife, we'll and favorably
known In the village where she has u
host of friends who extend congratu-
lations. The groom is the son of Fred
Cooke and wife and is young man of
sterling worth and character, and
with his BRIDE commenced housekeep-
ing at once on farm near town on
the Pike road, and the sincere good
will of many friends go with them.
After the ceremony the bridal party
returned to the home of the brides
parents, where an elaborate wedding
supper was served to the immediate
relatives.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25
FRIDAY JANUARY %, 1907

Cablegrams state that recently sew
eral Frenchmen have been wounded
in duels. Of course accidents will
happen in the best regulated scraps.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25
SPECIAL NOTICE.

Cards of Thanks, Obituary Poetry
and Resolutions of Respect are publish
ed ut the rate of 6 cents per line only.
There win be no deviation from this
rule.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25

Regulates the bowels, promotes
easy natural movements, cures con-
stipation-Doan's Regulets. Ask your
| druggist for them. 25 cents a box.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25

Chamberlain's SIa4ahSss SGl,e Sh0ls,a ssmsdx. sna
Never fails. buy Il now. It may save life.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25

On Tuesday, January %, 1907. Rev.
j. HI. Kleekamp conducted Nuptial
high mass at st Rose of Lima church,
which united in the bonds of matri-
mony, Frederick Mutchler and Miss
Elizabeth Agnes Haas, of Perrysburg.
The.br pair were attended by
Alfred Haas as groomsman and Miss
Thressa Sattler as bridesmaid, and
both bride and her maid were attired
in charming costumes.
After the ceremony a reception was
held at the home of the brides mother
and a sumptuous wedding dinner
was served to about 100 guests.
The happy couple have commenced
housekeeping on a farm east of town
to which they repaired at once, fol-
lowed by the good will and sincere
congratulations of large circle of
friends.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25
LEGAL NOTICE.

Ohio.
Henry Finkelstein, Plaintiff.
vs..
Fannie Finkestein, Defendant
Action for divorce.
The defendant In the above entitled case
Will take notice that the plaintiff win take
the .depositions Of sundry witnesses, TO bs
used In his behalf before a Notary Public
In the city. OF Denver, Colorado, room 6l9
Bymes Building, on the 7th day of February,
1907, commencing at 9o'cl0ck. a. M, ad
journing from day to day until completed.
HENRY FINKEIsTEIN
40 BY Mitchell & Neilsop, His Atty.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25
Long Distance Telephone No. FL.

SUBSCRIPTION RATES.
One dollar per year IL paid in advance;
One Dollar and Fifty Cents II NOT
paid In advance.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
Little Local

First-class alfalfa seed at Greeley
Mercantile Co.
Scott Bullard made business
trip to Denver yesterday.
Edward F. Fountain left last
Tuesday for Wallula, Wash.
Engraved wedding cards and an
nouncements at the Tribune office.
Your job printing will receive
prompt attention II sent to The Tri-
bune.
Mrs. w. E. Thomas and Mrs
George Clapper visited Eaton friends
Friday.
Mrs. Viola Potter and daughter.
Lucia, went to Num- on business
trip yesterday.
Mrs. Henry Kimberling of Fort
Collins came to Greeley yesterday
for a visit with Mrs. B. F. Hoffman.
Mrs. p. w. Allen entertained the
six couples of the Evening Bridge
Whist club at her home "Wednesday
evening.
A large quantity Of hyacinths,
tulips, daffodils, lilies of valley and
Easter lilies for Easter week at w.
Fl. Searing's
Mrs. M. L.. Martin and daughter
Mrs. Harry Blinn, returned home
Tuesday evening after weeks VISIT
with realtives in Denver.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. d. Gillies, VINO
have been spending the winter here
left last Monday for their home III
Chatham, Ontario, Canada.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. Kimsey started
last Tuesday for Beloit, KAN ior
two weeks visit with relatives. MI
Kimsey is night operator here.
DIR. w. II. White of Great Bend
Kan. and C. w. Graham OF COLORADO
Snr,nps, who were here to attend the
funeral of Myron Il. White, LETT lot
their homes Tuesday.
Beet raisers will do we'll to keep
in mind a very important thing III
connection with that industry. You
must get stand and to do this get a
John Deere beet drill OF Farmers
supply b Machinery Co.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

During Lent, fresh fish twice
week at Marks Market.
Attend Miss Floyd's millinery
opening, March 22d and 2sd.
Mrs. A. J. Condor went to Denver
Tuesday for few days visit.
Miss Jane Twist went to Denver
Tuesday for stay of five or six
weeks.
Some new and rich designs in
watches, breaches and rings at
Glaciers.
New Greeley view hooks, % fine,
late pictures, only q quarter, at Tri-
bune office.
New suits are our speciality but
we do cleaning and repairing also.
Avenue Tailoring Co.
Miss Mamie Wyatt entertained the
Phi Delta Psi Sorority girls at her
home last Saturday evening.
The w. c. T. U. will meet in the
southeast basement room of the NJ.
e. church Tuesday, March 20, at
2:30 p. m.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Carlson and
children have been visiting at
Platteville and Fort Lupton the
past week.
Soul stirring steropticon pictures
will illustrate Father O'Neil's lect.
ure at st. Peters church Sunday
evening, March "a.
The sheriff's residence, owned by
the county, on Tenth street is un
dergoing repairs and painting. A
new roof is being pnt on.
Shade trees, elm, ash, MAPLE, etc
Ornamental shrubs, fruit trees ant
plants. ]. w. Dillon, West Fiftl
street, phone Greeley l99.
Frank Deffke, the son of Mr.. an.
Mrs. G. F. Deffke, went to For
Morgan last Saturday where he vii
work through the summer.
Before ordering YOUR spring sui
it will pay you to see the styles AM
patterns of the Avenue Tailorin
company, Coronado building
Mrs. Sol Hopkins gave a Dime
party yesterday In honor of he
mother, Mrs. E. Hopkins, and sister
Mrs. Jennie Gray, who are visitin
here from st. Anthony, Ida.
Rev. Father O'Neil of Denver vii
give beautifully illustrated lectur
on the Passion Play as presented b
: the peasants of Ober-Ammergau a
I st. Peters Catholic chruch Sunda
evening, March "a.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
Auction Bulletin

Friday, March $50 acre choice farm
at auction; mile north of Greeley; one
of the best 80 acres that can be found
near Greeley; plenty of good buildings;
plenty of good water; good dug out; 8
head of horses; all my farming imple-
ments, etc. Reason for selling l will
change my business.
Abe Mumper. Owner.
Saturday, March 23-Blg auction sale
on park; horse. cattle, household goods,
etc. Bring your goods to the park to be
sold.
Wednesday, March 27-Big horse and
mule sale three miles southwest Of Gree
ley, at Arthur Strong ranch, Twenty
hesd of horses and mules, weighing from
2400 10 5000; 3-year- draft colts, cows
and implements.
Arthur Strong, Owner.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
Fund is Growing.

The fund for the Greeley library
building has now reached close tc
sl4, 900 besides the 81, 500 that the
ladies have for furnishing the place.
The library committee will at once
have plans drawn and it Is expected
that before the Summer is over the
building will be erected. The COM
mittee will not cease its efforts to
raise more funds and hope yet to
have at least $4,000 all subscribed
by local people.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
New Block Going Up.

Work on the basement of the
buckingham Gordon building on
Ninth street Is being rapidly pushed
this week. Ground was broked last
Thursday and the cellar part is al.
ready fairly under way. The build.
ing will be two stories high, 10oxl2s
feet, with front Of light coloreo
pressed brick. When completed the
building will be the largest two
story structure in the city. The cost
will be about 5000 The four
stores that will take up the ground
floor nave all either been contracted
for or spoken for.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
Chatting Dish Party.

Miss Georgie Crawford entertained
a company OF friends last Tuesday
evening. The party was reunion
of the class OF '05 of the high school.
A cha fling dish supper was served In
courses, each couple preparing one
course. The guests were Misses
Ruth Flint, Hazel Daven, Lucia
Potter, Messrs. Hugh Wheeler, Lloyd
Neill, Gale Adams and George
Horne
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
Seed Potatoes.

We offer for sale limited guam
tity of Pure Bliss Triumphs, grown
from Wisconsin seed. Samples can
be seen at 92O Ninth avenue, at omce
OF F. H. Badger or at ranch north OF
lagrange school house by y. ii.
Ford.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
Seed Potatoes.

For Sale-Divide seed potatoes and
Wisconsin seed potatoes; also alfalfa
seed. Farr Produce Co. :,
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

~ MUCH GOOD CLOTH is WASTED Be
~ vn NOT MADE UP RIGHT We CANNOT
tND. YOU KNOW THOUGH THAT A
M! OF THE GOOD CLOTH THAT is
"9l Va, HEATED BY BEING PUT INTO I'LL
'''o' 49, FIT LIS A THING We LOOK To
s, OoY OUR GOODS. MIGHT YOU NOT
~ 60 TO A STORE THAT HAS GOOD
voDs? CLOTHES THAT FIT FEEL
E'D GOOD CLOTHES THAT FIT MAKE
~ TER. We CAN SELL YOU SUITS
Hi ,Tn FOR THE FOLLOWING PRICES,
Sul1 FOR $500
~ rsPRINd ovERcoAT FOR 5000
brTrSp sT rSpRlN6 o'coAT FOR $500
bFrrehH SU1T For $4,000
~ eN SPRlN6 o'coAT $4,000
~ eAN FIT YOU No BETTER, BUT HE
S0t YOU MORE.
RESPECTFULLY,
E. S. cARRlTHERS.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

r to olfer you In 90 acre. With : good
water right ior se.0OOoO. Al Of g =
ment.. You would do we'll to see this
place before you buy. Strickland q Nor
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
kemnerer
& Gordon

Champion Auctioneers
of the World
GREELEY, COLO.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

EOR SALE--FARMS-4O TO 90 ACRE
or right; new b1fidines; terms. = cash.
balance to 10 years, . peT cent tpt4EeE
Ehone 2172 black, 8. L. w. Ranch. II. =.
WttWer, Manager.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

NOR sALE-CHOICE PEARL SEED
II potatoes. Il. l.. Holland. Lucerne.
phone 22-14 red.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

EoR sALE,FINE BARRED PLY
| L mouth rock cockerels. Mrs. Horace
Hopkins, phone Black 47s-11.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
FOB, sAhE.E&EsH oows-w. e.

TOR sALE-NEW FAIRBANKs-
zine, i, Sish t,aE, iia i iIs;ln:h pips. s.af .nff
or cattle In part payment. q. w. BalfouS.
Evans.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

E>OR RSALE-NUMBERO OF IMPROVE I'D
ham Or Gilcrest. Long time: emall pay.
ments; low interest rate; excellent ditch
and reservoir righss equal to Oldest tas ron,
Of that locality and lie as we'll IS the
choice land near Eaton and Lucerne. apd
the purchaser a -handsome profit. Not
over 1n miles haul to market your pro.
ducts. This section 10 rapidly settling up;
between Greeley and Denver. Best alialia
land in Northern COLORADO; holds the
record for beets; and az for potatoes 9, a. AZ
Of early potatoes come from. Buy now
and get benefit of the raise sure, to come.
ally show properly on application. III
health and inability to look after them
only reason for selling. Horace g; CLARK
4O5 Symes bldg, Denver. Phones M 4160,
NJ $3.50, York 1850.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21
HoR sALE-FREsH Cows-w. e.
II Kinsella, 500 Sth-ave.

nor sALE-PURE BRED sHROP.
+ shire ewes. Inquire Of A. M. Plumb,
r. ID A, Greeley. =.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

EOR SALE-NEW, MODERN s-ROOM
T. fiat, close in; II sold at once &3 10000:
good terms. F. e. Baker Il Co.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

uOGs-BREEDIN9 STOCK REGIST-
and both sexes. Carpenter ranch.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

sAsfsyhEaH sh.s % oa9.0n 1aa. .ossR s424
shs ssss nSe Ss.t o s.oS 1: ssi 81
voir rights; fenced and all under cultiva:
tion; no buildings: has all been seeded
some good farmer. : lot Of money: lies %
smooth a. . billiard table,. Apply 70
Horace q. Clark, 4O5 Symes bldg, Denver.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

WHITE WYANDOTTE
(inter layers; Sl.00 for 10.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

FRWBERRY PLANTS
Pand. soc a hundred. Ag-
es, Sl.Wa a dozen. q. E.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

by 0WNER-7- ROOM
ern new house. Inquire
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

EOR sALE-CITY PROPERTY OF ALL
T kinds. farms and smaller tracts.
Farms Ear rs TO- 70 exfhanee ior CITY propersy a49
Woodruff. 02O Oth-Av0.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

EOR sALE-M RIGHT IN LARIMER
Il q Weld Canal, will be rented soon IL
not sold.- b. F. Woodruff. 82O 9th-av.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

@0M B RICK MOD.
olW. Welsh 4 Martin.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-03-21

DOR SALE-DESIRABLE LOTS ON
Il Normal Hill; reasonable prices this
week. Welsh q Martin. Cameron bldg.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

waiting until the interoceanic water
way Is completed is to underestimate
their character In a manner inconcelv-
able in view of recent events. At the
present time the United States would
be In a position analogous to that OF
the Russians when the Japs suddenly
flew at their throats.
The Russian Baltic fleet was about
$4,000 miles from the seat of war at
the beginning of the late conflict In
the Far East, and the Atlantic feet
Of the United States would be even far
ther removed-using the Suez Canal
as the shortest route-were 1t now call
ed upon for similar service. The jap
anese navy Is now fifth In rank Of the
navies Of the world, and the United
States practically ranks as third. and
at the end Of the year 1908, according
to present programmes, 1t will be ex-
ceeded in size only by that Of Great
Britain.
A strong American squadron Is main
tanned in Asiatic waters; yet, In the
light Of experience, this feet could
hardly hope to engage successfully such
q powerful battle line as Japan could
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

At intervals of few years we hear
that England is scraping the bottom Of
her coal mines and that in q relatively
shert time her fuel supply will be ex'
hausted and she will have 10 90 out Of
the manufacturing business. Still, En-
gland continues to mine coal In sum
Client quantity for her needs. Lassly
however. the prophets have been In
ststsat in their auguriss Of woe and
thsv have asserted NAT this time there
can - NJ nistaka Tho exhaustion Of
the English zeal supply IL In sight.
Providence appears still 10 temper the
wind to the shern lamb, however, for
csincidsnt with these gloomy outgivinss
comes the statement that new coal
beds have been discovered near Dover
whose value IL money Is estimated at
S., ,0Oo, 100000. Leading geologlsts say
that the discovery Is the most Import
ant since the Norman conquest. Thus
England is granted respite. Her man.
ufactures will not become extinct for
lack Of fuel-not for while, at least
Still, the prophets of evil continue to
prophesy. They calculate that not only
the coal supply Of England but of the
whole world must within certain time
be exhausted and they demand to know
what will become Of humanity then
The question Is interesting, but hardly
of contemporary Importance. The anx
ious ones concede that there will be
years to come and we may justly us
sumo that we shall not be personally
interested In occurrences that far in the
future. But even If we expected t.
live until all the coal and wood had
been burned we should still decline tc
be alarmed at the prospect. We have
great faith In the resources Of the hu
man intellect. Poe said that the In
genulty Of man could not devise {
cipher or cryptograph which the In
genuity of man could not solve. w
hold the same opinion with respect t.
any emergency that may confront tn
human race. Man rises to the neces
stiles of his existence. When the fue
that we now have Is exhausted substi
tutes will be found for it. The resources
of nature are Infinite and they are a
the disposal Of men acute enough t,
utilize them. The Harvesting of tn
tides alone would produce enough pow
er transformable into heat to supply al
humanity ten times over. That is onl.
one resource; there are dozen others
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

miles from his base. AS inconvenient
as this state Of affairs would prove to
the naval arm, 1t would be almost par
alyzlng to the military arm. The diff
Guilty Russia experienced in transport
Ing her armies over slender railroad
5000 miles long would be easy, COM
pared with the problem Of sending at
least half million men by transports
across the Pacific. Great Britain sent
over 100000 men to South Africa to
fight the Beers, who had no navy to
interrupt communications, and many
months were occupied in the task.
Transports Of troops from the United
States to the Far East during the ex-
istence Of war would of necessity
have to be conveyed by an enormous
and powerful fighting fleet, which
would be drain upon our naval force.
Philippine Attack First.
At the outbreak of such war the
Philippines naturally would be the ini-
tial point of attack. Unless sufficient
time for preparation could be had, 1t Is
to lie conceded that the islands would
soon fall into the hands Of the attack
Ing force. It Is also entirely probable
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

Young men who are wondering what
opportunity the world holds out to
them when they leave college may be
interested in some figures given in the
latest published report of the United
States Commissioner Of Education. The
commissioner says that since 1890 there
have been created an average of about
a thousand new college professorships
every year, and more than thirteen
hundred new positions in the high
schools and academies Thus about
twenty-three hundred new teachers
have to be found annually, without
making any allowance for the retire
ment Of many hundreds Of others on nc
count of age or other disability. 1t is
apparent that the man who wishes to
live the scholarly life has ample oppor.
tunity in these days of popular educa.
ton.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

"Story hour" Is a new feature Of IL
brary work among children which has
had marked success at the Carnegie Lii
brary of Pittsburg. Children come to
the building at stated times and listen
to stories told by skilled narrator. In
Boston the centennial Of the birth of
Hans Christian Andersen was ceio-
brated last year by a gathering of a
large and interested audience of chill.
dren at the Public Library, to whom a
lady told Andersen stories. 1t is an
expedlent for providing wholesome Ell.
tertainment for children which might
well be adopted by all cities and large
towns
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

lost, II it has not been lost already and
that so the best part Of a college edu-
cation will be forfeited. The definite
charge, by a writer In recent number
of the Outlook, that In one college at
least this condition has already come to
pass, brought out some interesting cor
respondence. One woman mentions a
professor who not only knew all his
boys" while they were under his in
struction and helped them by personal
advice and friendly social intercourse,
but has kept in touch with every one
of them since they were graduated.
Once a year he sends them all letter,
and nearly all Of them reply. The at
mosphere Is almost like that Of one
great family. The misfortune Of one
Is the concern of all, and all help to
repair it. Other correspondents cite
other colleges and other men to show
that intercourse between faculty and
students is growing more intimate In
stead of more remote; and no one has
considered it necessary to cite-for
every one knows-the definite system
which most Of the colleges have for
bringing all the students under the d.
rect personal influence of some Of the
professors or other instructors. Candid
graduates Of forty or fifty years ago
If they are familiar with present col
lege conditions, nearly always admit
that the relations today are simpler
and more familiar. The old-time pro
fessor, however beneficent his infu
ence, was too often a man Of austere
dignity, which made him unapproach
able. His modern representative may
be regarded with less awe, but moi
with less affection. One thing must Dt
remembered it takes two to form 6
friendship as we'll as to make quar-
rel. The student must meet advances
halfway. If he does, there Is little
danger in any college, large or small
that he will 60 through the course
friendless or without the helpful infiu
enos of close contact and acquaintance
with "praeses ct professores.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

send against 1t. Russia's Vladlvostok
nsst was regarded as 4 powerful fight
ing machine, but enc or two engage
nsntA principally By Japanese torpedo
boats, made It quiesccnt.
wsulA Fight in the East.
A conflict between Japan and the
United States In all probability, would
have Its scene In the Far East. This
would mean that, A. In the last two
Eastern wars, the -Bushis" would be
within easy distance Of their base.
while their opponent would bs at the
disadvsntase e fighting thousands of
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08

completed the discontinue Of Japan's
pretensions.
These we'll remembered incidents un-
doubtedly are responsible for much Of
the prophecies Of future war between
the United States and Japan. There
are other factors, Of course, but the re-
membrance of the japanese protest
against the annexation of the Hawaii
an Islands, in which action Russia was
usually regarded AZ kind Of abettor.
and the generally believed report that
the -Bushis" had offered the American
government 5000, 700, 900 for the Philip
pines before the Paris Peace Commits
sion had drawn up the treaty with
Spain have undoubtedly prsjudiesd
opinion In favor Of a coming conflict
May 1srestall the Ca.aI.
II Japan really intends 10 draw the
United States ints q war which will
decide the supremacy Of tha Paeinc.
Il IL 4 foresons conclusion that the Nj
kads's government will fsrcs the fight
Ing before the ssmpistisn Of the Pana-
ma canal To picture the Jspansse
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-02-08
Identity Marks.

They were riding through Indiana.
THAT man across there Is from St
Louis" said the observer.
"How do you knows" asked the
drummer.
HE constantly looks in the mirror
to see II his face Is dirty"
The drummer looked around a bit
and tapped the observer upon the shoul.
der.
'.There's a man from Pittsburg," he
said, indicating a passenger two seats
behind.
How can you tell"
His face actually is dirty."-St
st. Louis Post-Dispatch.