Evening journal., 1907-08-07
Personal and Pertinent

Masoh kittredge all through his baseball career was
enternrses s 49,, 80 invest ms money in some schemes or
Most baseball players try to get rich quick by WAGER
@ hs tner money at the race track but this was one Of
'"g sanes winch never appealed much 10 Kit
He did take flyer once in stocks when he was
member Of Ansons chicago team ~ was
AT this time Hutchinson the pitcher v,ss s,.r.., .
stand in with some prominent broker who gave bin,
sure thing tips and after Kitredge had seen the pitcher
S out ahead several times on the deals he determined
10 play the stocks himself He started I'm with ssoo h
before the day was over the sturdy little catcher was
m Ne ana % l no enviable frame of mind when showed
lie, lie told Anson what he had been doing and Anson
Playing the stocks eh. Kit; what were you. bur
7 wasn't neithe," sngry replied Kttredse; they
haoe monkey out OF me-"
Laporte the third saoker OF the New York team and
one OF the most natural batsmen in the league todav
recently complaining Of the hckleness Of the fans
II was brought about by the fact thar large nnrb~
OF he Gotham rooters got after big fellow because
ne haa taken temporary slump batting and thew
,. e ousht TO nave got couple OF hot liners that
were SEM down to him as if they had shot from
All at once fellows in the left field seats began
70 yen for Griffith to put Conroy back at third when
aporte came IN to the beach at the end Of the inning
ne was remarking to Willie Keeler about how a bali
player was prince in the estimation Of the crowd ono
s u1s, wne tne next he was liable to be the most re-
Vled among human beings.
Well" replied the phosophic and rather tacit,rn
heeer who has developed certain on life its the
same an over the world it's easy make friends but
it's hard TO keep them" ~
IFS not so in my case chmed In that noted satrst
Pitcher Doyle he gave,hs belt a hitch: ~ baya so
eral friends who appear perfectly willing IN le
me keep them" - 's'
w oliver the lowest bidder FOR ,he construction of
me .ne Panama Canal said Of contract that friend had
"oh, well. there's bright side TO everything ts,s
you gotten this contract might have money on
IT, All things have their bright side Is like the case
oh, Mabel the youth moaned buryine HIS eaco T.,
MS anas ai,er his rejection make It easier for me to
-, Yes; VIM Mabel gently answered I snore terri.
bly'"-washngton Star. '-
senatot Butt Of the Arkansas Senate mad just finished
one Of his drol stories about feeding morphine 10 a
pointer pup and watching him as ne INDUCED I'm Inc
ensuing antics occasoned by the opium. Representative
e kossit known as one Of the most veracious men In
the State, said:
Senator. your dog reminds me OF my hen Needing
quinine one day. often do I mixed up an ounce
Of the drug with molasses and rolled It out into nils
leaving the stuff to dry on the front porch went into
Returning, saw the last Of my pills swallowed by
of course. thought her silly head would burst wide
g1pen she simply commenced cackling. and has been
layng Two eggs day ever since. And do you know
senator those the best chill on the marker
& oe ot mem taNen internally will knock the spots from
any case OF malaria In the State shaking ague can't
ssanG @ before EN- an hour after they are eaten keep
Comfort is relative term. a soldiers camp things
appear delightful which would hardly be thought 30 al
home When. the day after the battle OF Oainess Mil
John, a negro servant for supplies saws Mr.
Pryor In her "reminiscences his mistress asked after hs
masters well-being ~
Did he have comfortable night. Johng
He shoy did mistus," was the reply "Marse Roger
sar.ny was comfortable las night lie slep on de field
twiXt two dad horsos.'-Youth's Companion
From German newspaper an observer has culed the
Following advertisement: The gentleman who found
purse with money the Bumenstrasse IL reo,,ested
TO forward 10 the address OF loser as no Is recoe
nized" The response appeared days later. 'sThc
nm
Bumensrasse requests the loser call at his house al
a convenient day."-Detrot News.