The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1907-02-07
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Money may be the root Of evil, but
lack of it is the full-grown tree
New York Press
When a mans wife laughs at his
jokes they are pretty good-Or else she
iS.-Washington Times.
When a woman won't say anything
nice about another it's sign she thinks
her husband dOes.-New York Press.
When a man wears a pink shirt and
Fisiting her mother.-New YORK Press
Raisuli breaches a "holy war"-not
the first occasion Of a holy war for
most unholy cause.-Philadelphi Rec
ord.
Every man wSo gets into an argu-
ment seems to tnink that he is a brass
Press.
A mans idea of being comfortable is
wearing something it makes his wife
mad to have him seen in.-New York
Press.
Hartman denies that he Is going to
retire from railroad affairs His busi-
ness is retiring others.-Philadelphia
Press.
The railroads may abolish Congress
sional passes, but they cannot ignore
the laws that Congress passes.-Wash-
ington Post.
The principal in a French duel has
been badly hurt. However, his antag-
onist used an American reyolver.-New
York American.
The lawyer who reads the Shah's
will to his 500 widows will need plenty
OF nerve and a suit Of armor.-New
York American.
It looks as if it would be necessary
to work the block signal system on
Hartman before he can be stopped
Philadelphia Press.
The ChicagO-New York Air Line is
surveyed and all that Is needed to
start the road is to heat the air.-Phil-
adelphia North American.
Corey threatens to take a three
years wedding trip, but there are
hopes that he may be induced to pro-
long it.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The 907 railroad pass is good only
within State limits. This will help some
toward maintaining the State rights
Observation-Disclosures Inquirer.
According to expectation, an "ice
famine" has been scheduled for the
summer. The trust never disappoints
the people.-New York American.
The United States Senate is not an
sdle body. When it has not other busi
iess to attract attention it can always
fall back on the Smoot case.-Chicago
News.
Eternal vigilance and obedience to
orders is the price of railway safety,
and it must be paid even if traffic
movement is impeded.-New York
Times.
Judge Gaynor intimates that the pub
lie really owns the railroads, so, if you
are not too busy, we will 60 out and
watch our trains go by.-New York
Herald
Three minutes after a Southern man
had been hanged a reprieve for him ar
rived. Then it sometimes is too late
to mend after all.-Philadelpba
Ledger.
Despite the fuss about alien labor on
the canal, there seems to be no rush
of native Americans clamorous for
picks and shovels.-Philadelph
Ledger.
Science declares that man is a mere
aggregate of soap bubbles. Now we
know at last why he is considered
such a smooth article.-Philadelph
Telegraph.
Trust that poets generally will be
warned by the action Of the widow
who Is suing for $675,OOO because an
old man wooed her in verse-New
York Herald.
No one thinks of calling a juggler
captain Of industry that is, so long as
he juggles knives or plates. When he
juggles railroads it's different.-New
York American.
Unless reports are much exagger-
ated, sanitary conditions on the 18TH
mus are now so good as to make it
safe and pleasant winter resort-Phil-
adelphia Record.
Until Sahara has been heard from it
will be impossible to tell exactly how
far south that cold wave on the other
side of the Atlantic actually vent
New York Tribune.