Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-11-22
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If there. is one thing upon this rartl
| utterly dcspisr. il is Il unmitigatcd
liar.
When courts contradict themselves
where is the individual to receive
justice?
You can tell Il man nowadays by
the height of his collar, nor the coloi
of his shoes.
The brass rule is more often
used in printing offices than the
golden rule.
How ashamed of c. VI. Moore. OF
Portland, is the label ON bottle of
Jesse Moore whisky.
Most of the advice about how to
grow rich. strange to say, comes
from people who aren't.
Error is very nimblc at the start,
but the staying qualities of truth
always win the race at last.
Some people are so obstinate that
the only way to convince them they
are wrong is to agree with them.
Senator Piles has named Il boat.
Wonder if Ankeny wouldn't like 10
name the next Senator Of Washing
ton.
Here's to the tears of friendship.
May they crystalizc as they fall, and
be worn rs gems. in memory of those
we love.
1t was disgraceful the way GER
tain Olympia man snorcd in church
last Sunday, The other old codger
woke up.
Young Hunter: do you think
I'm shooting too high?" Old Hun
ter Too high an too low an too
far on both sides"
Will c. " Milton" Moore, of Port
land, send me his photograph. | am
anxious to see what the Only Liar
on Earth looks like.
"When people make friends til cir
friends make them."-P.-l.
When some people make friends
their friends break them.
Any man can sell soap, if he wishes
to, but no man has right to lie
about another. The truth is bad
enough in most instances.
a young love-sick Olympia swain
wrote to his best girl /" that he
couldn't conceal his love for her any
longer. To prove it he wrote it on
a post card.
Banks are making noise like
clearing house certificates, in many
cities. There is Coon song entitled:
Taint No Disgrace to Run When
You Is Scared also.
The United States Senate is not a
national institution, but party
dodge, an instrument at the service
of one political faction, used in the
most unscrupulous manner.
What did the telegraphers gain
by their strike?" asks an exchange.
Nothing; they lost their jobs, few
months work, and-as individuals,
found themselves in debt, in many
cases.
The home of the KnickerbOcker
Trust Company in New York is only
three stories in height, but it made
millions of newspaper stories, and
put Heinze in the basement, so to
speak.
The Health Appliance Company, OF
Seattle, has been denied the use of
mails. Now, if some real estate
agents were denied the use of news.
papers in the Queen City, all would
be serene.
"One-half of the world" I say to
my wise friend, doesn't know how
the other half lives" Then" con.
cludes my wise friend, with an air OF
deliberation, "one-half of the world
hasn't any neighbors. "
Some people will take the chance
OF going to Jail or be subjected to q
court fine, in order to see their name
in type. There are Moore of this
sort of animals in this old world
than one would suspect.
The P.-I. wants Jones for United
States Senator, and will support him
toOth-and- -toe-nail," so to speak
There is fellow named Ankney, who
claims Walla Walla as his home, who
differs from the POST st-Infeligencer.
BY his will, Mr.. A. w. Catson, ;
veteran journalist, has left $40, 900
for copies of Mark Twain's How te
Be a Gentleman" to be distributed
among the Northern States. The
will adds: The South doesn't neeC
it,"
| Ellensburg is to have new opera
house. 1t will be erected "betweer
the Darn Office and the dye works, .
says Il special dispatch to the P.-L
by cooperation, dark play can bt
highly colOred, if agreeable to the
D"~a and Dye works.
If mOneyless man is found sleep
ing in 4 bOX-car in Seattle he is i'm
mediately arrested and sent to Jail