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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16

London's Ghetto Theatre in White
chapel, where Yiddish plays and operas
are produced, is doing good work for
the cause of the Jews.
One drama produced there recently
showed the unhapplness of a Jewish
girl of low birth, who was married to
a Russian nobleman, while another was
a historical opera dealing with the
persecution of the Israelites in the
Middle Ages. Most of the pieces given
at this theatre are intended to foster a
spirit of patriotism among the
Jews, and the performances are marked
by realism and earnestneSs.
Fresh talent is to be sought in
America for the Jewish theatre. Man
ager Feinman announced at the last
performance of the season. that he was
going to New York for recruiting pur-
poses.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
Your Tongue is Coated
Watch for Symptoms!
oOK in your pocket-mirrorl
Or inside the lid Of your watch
%araf

II ooK in your pocket-mirrorl
Or inside the lid Of your watch
Fur coat on your tongue? Bad
business.
What you been Eating7
What were you drindng7
What kind Of Lazy Chair did you take
exercise inf
Now don't think 1t doesn't matter!
Because. it's your Bowels that talk now,
every time you open your Mouth.
That doesn't help your Popularity, nor
your Earning capacity.
Besides. person. with bad Bowels is in
bad way.
Go and take a Ten Mile Walk. for
Sxercisei
Haven't timer Too Lazy1
Well. there is another Way.
Take Artificial Exercise for your Bowels
That's-cAscARETS.
They rouse the Bowel Muscles, just as
Cold Bath freshens Athletic Muscles.
Waksn themup. Strengthen them so they
Contract and Expand the Bowels and In
tesiines In healthy, active manner.
That's how these muscles work the
Food along. through your thirty feet Of In
testines, to Its Finish.
That's how they squeeze Gastric Juice
into the food. to Digest 1t.
That's howsthey make the millions Of
little Suckers in the Intestines draw the
Nutrition out of Food. and transform 1t
into Blood. Drawn. Brain and Bone.
One tablet taken whenever you suspect
you need 1t will insure you against 30 per
cent Of all other ills likely to attack you.
Cascarets don't purge. don't weaken.
don't irritate. nor upset your stomach. 752
] Ten Gents, at all Druggists. Be very
careful to get the genuine, made only by
the Sterling Remedy Company, and never
sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "cCC."
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
STATUES OF DEAD HUMANS.
Brazilian Doctors Maye GruesOme Dis
nnYarY.

Rio de Janerio. Brazil. June ia
process to make statues out of dead
human bodies is on the list of appli-
cations for patents in the name of two
doctors of Sac Paulo. Brazil. 1t is a
process OF embalming, giving a hard
surface resembling marble and max
ing the body rigid enough to stand on
a pedestal as a statute.
The inventors claim that such statues
would be more life-like than the work
of any sculptor. besides being better
able to stand climatic influence and
to resist fire.
They sent as a specimen the corpse
OF a niRar boy. which had bean trAa&-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
Paper for Night Birds

The night birds of Berlin are to
have a newspaper of their own, which
will tell the next mornings news be-
fore they go to bed. A "Mitternacht
Zeitung" is to be published by the pro-
prietors of the "Mittag Zeitung" SO
that they will bring out paper every
twelve hours.
THE Midnight Gazette" will be cir
culated among the night-revellers and
frequenters of the cafes of Berlin, who
number perhaps 100000. The first edi-
tion will be a theatre edition, publish
ed before IL o'clock, but the full edi-
tion will come out at midnight for the
benefit Of nocturnal readers.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
american vessel seized

Halifax, June 15.-The government
cruiser Canada today seized the Amer
lean fishing schooner Fannie f. Pres
colt, on the charge of fishing inside the
three mile limit. The Prescott Is own
ed IN Boston.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
Noble Women Give Exhibit

A most interesting exhibition is now
going on in Berlin. to which large
numbers of visitors are fiocking daily
The exhibition has been got up entire
ly by ladies of royal blood and Princess
Beatrice of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is es-
pecially interested in it,
Other patronesses are the Grand
Duchess Cyril of Russia and the He
reditary Princess Hohenlohe- Langen-
burg. Baroness Won Horst is repre-
senting Princess Beatrice and taking
charge OF the exhibition. Some beauti-
full hand work by Princess Beatrice
and her sisters, including the Crown
Princess of Roumania is on view. but
not for sale.
1t consists of Observation-Disclosures of
all kinds, lovely cushions and screens.
The Crown Princess Maria's exhibit is
a beautifully shaped little table de-
signed by herself in cedar wood, and
carried out in poker work infaid with
Roumanian crosses in colored stones.
She also shows a visitors book beau
tifully bound in white satin and worked
richly in gold. Melita, Grand Duchess
Cyril. who was formerly Princess of
Hesse sends four marvellously clever
oil paintings of flowers, and two beau
tifully painted screens.
But the "clou' of the whole exhibit
ton is the toilet set in white satin
worked with tiny Pompadour roses and
gold spots belonging to Princess Bea-
trice herself.
Other articles sent by royal ladies
include two handsome cushions in rib
bon work, an old gold satin table cloth
with a trailing pattern of fraise pop
pies, a peacock satin cloth embroid-
cred with peacock's feathers, a blotter
and letter box in grey linnen; a large
number of worked photo frames and
pompadours.
The exhibition was got up for the
benefit of the 'Idun Verein" which aids
ladies who need assistance and who
cannot earn money In any other way.
The work done by their poor ladies is
most beautifully done. and such art
icles as costumes, underwear, pillows.
parasols, carved wood and oil paint
ings are for sale.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16

The maid is in the garden
Hanging out the clothes
Because she knows
The wind that blows
Reveals her pretty hose.
Oh. see the pretty graduates.
Without their summer fiufts,
They're reading of their essays.
In furs and cloaks and NUTS.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
ed by their process nearly six years

ago.
The opinion of sculptors on this
weird idea is that it is absurd to imag-
inc that life-like efforts could be OBJ
tanned by the process. and that the
human statues" would excel the work
of artists. The operator would have
first to overcome the rigid norris"
and then to manipulate the muscles
so as to reproduce the action of life
a practically impossible feat
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
The wild Oyster.

New YOrk Times.
The time approaches when some
alert novelist belonging to what NAV
be called the Fauna School of Fiction
will make hero of an oyster At
torney General Jackson. in a letter to
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
Bishops Daughter EIopes.

Society is discussing piquant elope-
ment romance, the couple concerned In
which were rather anonymously
matched. The girl, a strong-willed
young lady, was bishops daughter.
and her clandestine husband is young
man of good family, but with small
means, and no special recommendation
beyond being daring gentleman
rider"
The bishops daughters admiration
for the victor OF many steeplechases
was strengthened into love, and as her
father disaproved of the young man.
she set him at defiance and disappeared
from home The amateur jockey left
his home about the same time, and it
is now WHISPERED that they have been
secretly married.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16

consumed every day at the tea shops
and cafes This represents a turn
over of $500, 900 or $25, 100000 year.
Tea-time for the London business
man. corresponds with the Paris
ian's green hour" when he sips
teetotaller or otherwise, this afternoon
cup of tea is indispensable, and this
holds good throughout the scale, from
Lord Rothschild to the clerk on IS
week Incidentally, 1t is interesting
90 note that the tea shop companies find
it difficult to replace fast enough their
Mattresses who leave to get married.
End of the World.
scientific forecase of how the end
of the world might come is given in
new work, Astronomical Studies" by
Professor Ellard Gore. which is just
off the press. His theory is that final
cataclysm may possibly be the result
of a collision between the sun, and
some dark, dead, derelict planet. AL
though astronomers have no actual
proof that such dead suns exist, with
out life or light, and careering about
in space, they believe IL quite possible,
and even suspect that what are sup
posed to be new stars may actually be
dark planets that have become visible
through coming into the zone of solar
The result of a collision between
the sun and a dark planet would be
that the formers light and heat would
be enormously increased, and the earth
instantly destroyed by combustion.
Professor Bore tells how we should
be warned of our approaching doom.
When about $4,000 million miles from
the sun, the dark body would begin to
shine by REFLECTED light. 1t would look
at first like a new and remote planet.
In about ten years it would have be-
come so bright as to be visible to the
naked eye; in fourteen years 1T would
be so bright as to attract general at
tention In the fifteenth year it would
be brighter than any object except the
moon. and its terrible approach would
have created universal alarm. Very
soon after would come the great catas-
trophe of it's collision, moving at 400
miles per second, with the sun moving
at the same speed. In the last moments
of its approach there would be two
moons in the sky.
1T is possible that this dead body
might not be so large as the sun. If
it were only as large as Jupiter. there
would be much shorter warning. The
total time from the date when 1t be-
came visible to the cataclysm would be
only about three years"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
Rescued from a Castle.

Quite IN the style of the old ro-
mances, a distressed lady has been
rescued from an ogres castle, where
she was immured, and was in fear of
her life.
The lady was the widow of an irish
Peer and the ogre" her second hus-
band. Since her marriage a few years
ago. the man has shown himself a ty-
rant, shutting up his wife in lonely
country houses. and forbidding her to
see her friends.
The unfortunate wife's relatives
planned and carried out a romantic
rescue. Two men motored up to the
house. and one of them pretended that
he wished to buy one of the horses.
The ogre" took him around to the
stables, and in the meanwhile the
other man rushed into the house and
brought out the lady, with whom he
drove away at the top speed of the
powerful automobile.
The lady was taken to Dublin, where
she found refuge in the house of a
friend. The husband tracked her to
the very house, but was not allowed to
get any nearer than the doorstep
This romantic affair has ended rath-
err prosaically. The husband has been
squared" with a quarterly allowance,
and has been sent abroad His wife is
now mistress of herself and her home.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
Pecpie who Work at Night I'm Berlin
Will Have n Newspaper
All of The
Own
nY WALTER DUNKIRK

Berlin, June 15.--The versatile Kais-
ers 10 now displaying his aptitude for
business.
TO advertise his pottery works at
Kadineh, where artistic terra Gotta
and majo1ica ware is manufactured, he
u showing a special display of the
goods at a swell shop in Berlin.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16
Passion for statues 4.

The Kaiser's passion for statues has
been exercised in connection with the
new Berlin Cathedral. He has given
his artistic aid to the sculptors execut-
ing four statues that are to stand at
the door of the Hohenzollern chapel in
the Crypt
The statues were designed as per-
sonifications of the kingly virtues
Courage, Wisdom, Justice and Moder
alton. The Kaiser considers the first
the greatest of these, and had the
statue designed as knight In armour
bearing a lance with dropping pennon.
His Majesty decided against the rep
resentation of Justice in the conven-
tional way. as a blindfolded woman,
saying that Justice is a pre-eminent-
ly masculine quality"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-16

Like the American business man, the
Kaiser believes in the telephone as an
aid to business. He has just had a
new and elaborate private telephone
system installed in the palace. by which
he can communicate with Chancellor
Won Bulow. the various government
departments, army headquarters, etc.
Hitherto, his only private telephone
was one connecting him with the En-
press's apartments.
The Kaiser's telephone receiver is
quite an ornament to his study table,
being elegantly made of ebony and
silver.
There is u special code of etiquette
governing the use of the Kaisers tele-
phone. His Majesty. when ringing
anyone up, never announces himself,
expecting the officials to recognize his
voice or to infer from the nature of
the message that the Emperor Is
speaking. The only three men who
have the privilege of ringing up the
Kaiser are the Imperial Chancellor, the
chief of the General Stan and the head
of the Kaiser's private cabinet.
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STAGE AND TRANSFER


people criticize the lodge constrained
would be find the of contact between
help the work that both trying to no.
institution existence should gather
all forces marshal them sympathetic ana con-
certed action for the highest good of mankind
Our Own
speak of affairs would
responsibility definite
Dividing the responsibility for
with the Methodist church and the Adventist church.
would about four hundred whom ought
bring sympathetic pressure of Clean white lives We
them into church They will "fockng
their windows beloved they want their home We
ought have congregation of three would
knocking what matter? But not work
all. There only officer of this
presntHe always here No organization earth
attendance Run bank that
will close its DOORS We have trained work
departments and what who
We ought have Sunday school teachers meeting and
said he had escaped by the
his and knew that only hope
would the skin of teeth and pull
give much tor the chance But that
did indeed escaped 1t took the almighty
God And brethren when begin realize that
will be grateful and ourselves heart and soul this great
of all work in definite and systematic manner.
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Notice of Hearing

Notice is hereby given that application has
been presented and filed with the Board OF
county Commissioners for San Juan County
Washington. by S. M Bugge, OF Friday Harbor.
IN said Iounty, praying for a franchise permit.
ting him to use certain streets and roadways
within the limits of the unincorporated Town
OF Friday Harbor III said Comfy, for the pur-
pose OF laying and maintaining pipes for the
conduct and distribution of water tor certain
industrial and domestic purposes, and that by
order OF said Board a hearing upon said appli
cation VIII be held On Monday, the Ist day of
July. 1897 at 9 O'Clock q. m. of said day, at the
day Harbor, Washington -
j, w. FRITS.
County Auditor San Juan County, Wash
First publication June I. 1907. a ~
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Death of Wesley C. Marold

Wesley C. Marold. BON in Wayne
county, Pennsylvania, May 3lst, 1879.
died of pneumonia May 31st, 1907
at the Wayside Emergency Hospital,
Seattle.
Mr.. Marold came to this state with
his mother year ago last April 10
visit his sisters, Mrs. E. Burritt
Fowler and Mrs. John E. Bruins, Of
Shaw island. During his stay here,
and while his mother, Mrs. Marold,
was visiting her daughters he went
from time to time to work in Seattle
About four weeks ago he left his
mother and sisters for that purpose.
Several letters were received from
him after his arrival in Seattle, the
last one dated May 10Th.
More than a week had passed and
no letter having been received from
him his friends began to be uneasy
and used the telephone to enquire
concerning him. After considerable
difficulty in locating him they found
that he was sick at the Wayside
Emergency Hospital, where he died
before any of his friends could reach
him. AS soon 'as bis condition was
learned his brother-in-law, Mr.. Fow-
Ter, went to Seattle and brought bis
body to Shaw island last Monday.
He was taken sick quite suddenly and
was delerious from the first, so that
he could not send word to his friends.
Although Mr.. Marold had only been
in this state a little over year he
made many friends and was respected
by all who knew him. His untiring
dev ton to his mother, his brotherly
kindness to his sisters, his willingness
to help in any good work are worthy
of commentator, and he will be sad
ly missed. He leaves wife and child,
two brothers, and one sister in Penn
sylvania and his mother and two sis
tiers on Shaw island. His death was
great blow to his friends, and they
feel the loss deeply but they do not
sorrow, as those who have no hope,
for he gave evidence of a faith and
hope which reaches beyond this life.
The, funeral services, conducted by
Rev. E. S. Ireland, pastor of the
Congregational churches on Lopez
and Shaw islands were held at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs E.. Burritt
Fowler, on Tuesday, June 18th. Near
ly the entire population of Shaw isl
and, and several from Orcas and ,Lo-
PEI islands were in attendance.
The floral offerings were many and
beautiful. His remains were inferred
in the new cemetery which is being
laid out on Shaw island.
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w. G.. II. u. Convention

The w. G. T. U. of San Juan county
will hold it's annual convention at Fri
day Harbor on Wednesday and Thurs
day, June II and 49, There will be a
"Silver Medal oratorical contest
held l., connection with the conven-
ton. Mrs. Margaret Platt, state
president of the order, and Mrs.
Margaret Munns, state secretary,
will be present. These ladies need
no introduction to the people of our
county, as they have visited US and
won the hearts of all who were priv
LEGGED to meet them.
Mrs. Platt will visit East, Sound
and Mrs. NUNS will visit West Sound
in the interests of temperance work,
Sunday and Monday, the 9th and 10th
inst Mrs NUNS will speak at the
West Sound church, Sunday, the 9th,
at 80 p. m.
FLORENCE ATKINS.
Dry batteries at Churchilps, only 30
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Not Forgotten

Gone but not forgotten,
To that happy home of OURS,
Where sorrows are like shadows
In light and sunlit bowers.
No more to suffer anguish,
From pain at last set free,
To meet again with loved ones,
Gods glories now to see.
Mansions fair are b.tilded;
Our homes, not made by hands,
By sunsets rays are gilded
In that bright and happy land.
MRS. HENRY GLossoP'
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has the unanimous support of the
club members. Following is the pro-
gram:
MORNIN
song-Quartette.
Reading Declaration Of Independence.
Duet-"Our Flag"
Observation-Disclosures Bell"
Grafton.
Song, by School.
AFTERNooN-ATHLE
Shampoo contest.
Sack race.
Three-legged race.
Potato race girls.
Pie eating contest.
Blindfolded wheelbarrcw race.
Sack tunnel race.
Shoe tieing contest.
Bicycle contest
Spike driving contest girls.
Creased pole.
hurdle race.
IO0-yard dashAfree for all.
Girls race-50 yards.
Boys race-50 yards.
Log rolling contest.
Tug-of War.
Row boat race.
Launch race,
Fireworks.
Dance-7 p. m. to a. m.
Cash prizes will be awarded the
victors in the athletic meet.
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Church Notices

FRIDAY HARBoR PREsBYTERIA An
Church. Rev. Robert Irwin, Minister
Sunday school 1000 a. IN.
Christian Endeavor 7:15. r.
Preaching 8 p. M, Parental Training u
Children. ExOd. 80.
Social Bible Meeting Thursday evening
at 500 o'clock.
FRIDAY HARBoR NJ. e. Church, Kew
E.z0. HARRIS, Pastor.
Sunday School 10 q. m.
LoPEz NJ. e. CHURCH, ALFRED 4. BRIT
TIAN, Pastor.
Preaching, 1890 q. m. and 8 p. m.
Sunday School, 1870 a. IN.
Epworth Leagne, p. m.
Prayer Meeting. Wednesdays, p. no.
All are invited to attend. Come anu
bring q friend.
r. M. Eastman is prepared TO 90 t 80
kinds Of decorating or painting ~ az OF,
best and latest style. See his 20. on 81
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9. Y. Pierce, Of Spring Valley,
Minnesota, has been elected principal
OF the public school here, and Miss
Julia Friss, daughter Of County Aud
itor Frits, and Miss Charlotte Cohen,
OF Bellingham, have been elected for
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Out of the thirty-four applicants at
the last examinat ton for eighth grade
c rtificates but five passed, and four
of these were pupils in the Friday
Haroor school.
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the intermediate and primary rooms.

w. M. Coffman, for many wears
foreman for the Moran Brothers Com
pany, and in fact up to the time the
company sold out, was the guest OF
Mr.. and Mrs. G.. B. briggs for few
days this week.
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Remember that W.. O. W. Camp
No. 691 is to give a big celebrate
in the valley or the Fourth.
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The Deer Harbor school board has
been fortunate enough to secure the
services of Miss Sweeney as teacher
of the school there for the next wear.
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Ross and Glen Tulloch went to Sc
attic last Saturday to attend the fun
eral of their nephew, Benjamin Hor-
ace Barnes, infant son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Horace Barnes, who died Friday May
31st, of cholera ;nfantum
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Suit Cases and Valises, Trunks and 10,
900 other articles at Fowle's store.
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Mrs j. Ell. Nichols, of East Sound,
and Miss Nichols, who is at present
teaching summer term of schoo at
Doe Bay, we're visitors in the county
seat the first of the week.
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Joseph Sweeney and daughters,
May and Josie, of Seattle, were visit
ors in the Harbor this week.
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FOR SALE CHEAP seine. in
good condition, 200 fathoms long and
100 feet wide. A bargain.
A. NEWHALL, Friday Harbor.
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P. Bostian, of East Sound, was
business in the county
seat the first of the week.
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Miss Carrie Peterson went to De-
catur the first of the week where she
began three months term of school
Wednesday,
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e. M. Eastman, a first class painter
and decorator, arrived here from
Bellingham last Saturday and has de-
cided to locate here permanently
Mr.. Eastman is well known in the
county and is welcomed here by all
his friends. He does the best work
and will no doubt find plenty Of it to
do.
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At the regular monthly meeting of
the Christian Endeavor Society held
last Monday evening Miss Ella Mullis
was elected as a delegate to the
Christian Endeavor convention to be
held in Seattle next month.
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Rev. J. W. Frescoln, secretary of
the anti-saloon league of this state,
will preach Sunday, June 8, in the
Presbyterian church in the morning
and in the evening at the NJ. E.
church.
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Island
Pop. 1850

Robert ~McLachlan, of Deer Har-
Dor, was visitor in the Harbor the
middle of the week.
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w. H. Dexter, of West Sound, was
a visitor in the county seat Thurs
dav.