The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-27

MARY III. GAIT, WiIihfnsDuts w.
81 ns issl!nE a FasEa az s'a sio he China.
Twas the waiting that silvered my hair.
a. +. DIVINE. Leesburs.
fo OF women. the place was Foon bare.
IN make me some puns OF your ha'r.
And now lie keeps close to his lair.
MARY JONES. 1850 w. Grace.
4 a, m snrm nc. ann \ No, sa aeso mx prayer.
n 7. b.. GILL, Bowling Green. Va.
m going TO snatch your head bare
aEs. ANNE D. Ro5ERs. 20 i. MAJ
hall.
md what she did for him rnnde people stare
MIR ED. y. wHITLocK. I23 E. Main.
4 | was Maudic YOU wouldn't DO there
All speed records smashed BY the pair
HENRY L. cUDLIPP. 2sls Floyd ave.
)ur marriag e VIII end this AFFAIR.
EMILY L. WILLIAMS, Gotham. va.
| the want ads. wllitrenli your chair.
sight here's where you forfeit your hair.
MRS. L. L. scHERER. s7i7 Grove Axe.
(ou horrid. manageable bear.
low dog in the manager. beware.
: w. c. RYBURN, Charlottesville. Va.
Behold me, tho wife of an heir.
MRS. Z. P. TAYLOR. 2ai4 e. Marshall.
III. the last chance. Mr.. Ed. so beware.
j FRANK WALTON. $50 cambridge ST.
Manchester.
cure on, thirty.Gvc. I declare
| s. n. PATTON. Ronceverte.. W. Va.
A s]rlnistcr much out OF repair.
] II. SHIP, Crewc. Va.
four nonsense drives all to despair.
And the devil win burn your gray hair.
n j. A. FRENCH. Orange, Wa.
men made him jump like a hare.
She abused I'll she heard her waist tear.
Il l.. TAYLOR, City.
And left me my heart hlled with care.
NJ. HIGGINS. Norfolk. Va.
sal mrs a. ". RobfSs. Rocky Maonn,. Va
! Call a doe. there'ii be need OF repair.
Il. w. JONES, l2s Franklin street.
Petersburg. Va.
j II. MASON. 1000 Grove Avenue,
| You knocked .Bneed. bow-legged old bear.
Ycur brain is a. light as your hair.
A.. GILLIAN. City.
they we're wedded-long life to the pair!
Lucy LYNN. Marion, Va
the air.
c r.. 81 West Grace.
Is your accident policy all square:
Mrs. q. MOTLEY, Upper Zion. va.
Hand mo ten and we'll just call It square.
S w. OWEN. Deniston. Va.
Mile the weather man Knocked my de-
c L. HoRD. 21s Nineteenth.
Gu, you won me such fame. ] don't care.
Then he killed her 20 end the affair.
MAY RIBBLE. Wytheyille. Va.
Vol, have no respect Tor gray hair,
And Tin only twenty-five. declare.
NJ. a. FORREST. e.s West Main:
4 lteFH SIle nurTltu MN ~ ~ ~ 'u''' H IN
NARY LEWIS, 1929 West Grace.
But not the helpmate OF a bear.
HATTIE BAuLDIN. Danyilie. Va.
Ard she paralyzed him with a stare.
WALTER c. MERCER. sos west Grace.
And the Ed. wen. right up in the air.
MRS I 9. pEaTlr, BIG stone Cap va
Mrs Ed, does he still drink and swear?
| TIE men used to be more debonair.
MRS. J. j. LINCOLN. Elon College. n. G.
And she fought. bled and died in despair.
"A u n pIfR WE'LL. Stp ford. Va.
And she gave him a tongue flashing there.
i. =. HARTMAN: % East Cary
And published my fate on the air.
ouoth he: "'Twas for love. ] declare
ELSIE LLOYD. Durham. n. c.
To get mo yourself. declare.
| And she kicked him like Maudle. the mare.
HALLE BARRETT. sartinsvilie. Va,
TO my arms and let's call the thing square.
D. LUCAS. Enfield. N. C.
We'll. Maxine. i can't say I care.
r J. II. AYRES, Accomac. Va.
Saved for you. Oh, dear sir. when and
MRS, WA. JAEGER. "a: First Avenue.
West Haven. Conn.
R o. ii. NAuMANS. lo4 First Mar
kot. City.
And he wished he had wings. just a pair.
And her tongue made blue streaks In the
q. W. MCFARLAND. nox SIS. CRY.
And cooked him alive with hot air.
THE rest AlaS1Ne SHlu,- II w IA rare.
Il. H. RAND, LonGwood. Fla.
May your bald head rikver9 grow hair.
You are left-I'm married. 80 there!
MRS. ~. d. cHAMBL1ss, Warrenton.
HI. proposed, the damtnlaEe TO repair.
sn You thought, but 1--we married an heir.
Il A. p, 50 West Redgate Avenue. Nor
And the Editor knelt down In prayer.
BESSIE NJ. DUDLEYY .ao:c West Grace.
Ye Ed, is nov minus his hair,
LF ~ IN ~ 7 y T. 81 lyv0N ,DAg nNrN ~ Ne
With your rhymes and your long curly hair,
Nm. DAVANT. Suffolk.
.'INsere are others" qouth he. "had n
share.''
ii. G.. LAviNDER, Bristol, Tenn.Sve,
Dtny this. young man. Il You dare.
L. d.. c., 100 West Main.
seldom DUKE, 1906 West Main.
And she mixed a blue haze with the air.
With your limsriek silly hot air,
He's gone like a. chocolate cellar.
Now two straight Jackets. hold the mad
Bs N a. e sHss shs '! ssi.s :,a sssts fas,r'"
GIli tell your wife. ! declare.
AIRS, i. a. BEDDlNGFIELp, III East
a. fair frcuk You certainly air. !
Bur what doea an editor care.
JOHN p. sHEFFEY, Marion, w,
GEO. A. robson weldon, N. {.
Yes you'll die oncoB for all that ] care"
WM. sTEoiEn, liza North Main Street
DLEvllle, Va.
Now give me tho ten for my share.
RERTIE /. EELLIlElMER. 1917 Yves,
Grace.
So I'll win the ten SPOT for repair.
AtY mother, your shroud Will prepare.
I'll break You With bills for new hnir.
p S. MURRILL. Bowling Green, Va.
Write more about me " you dare.
ANNIE SMITH, Cardwofl, Va,
You INN Of a grizzly old bear,
n, WRIGHT 226 Twenty seventh Street
Newport News. Va.
As NO arc in the same boat don't care,
NELLIE BROWN, 1l3t North Plum.
And she swiftly plucked out his scan
Ms hair.
II s., H., do You think twas quite square
llgMRS. STOUT, Staunton, Va,
I'm get even, YOU horrld old hear.
II. i, NUCkoLs, 1901 Beverly.