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Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
A Profitable Investment.

"The number of lazy married women
is appalling" remarks a male critic
"Lots of women think marriage means
perpetual rest. II they would put the
same ambition into making a success
of 1t as they do In the business world
there would be fewer divorce court
scandals and fewer listless, unhappy
wives" MAUD ROBINSON. :
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
The Proper Side.

Farmer-So you've had some expert
ence, have you? Youth-Yes, sir. Farm
er-Well, what side of a COW do you sit
on to milk? Youth-The outside.-Lon-
don Tlt-Bits.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Nothing Unusual.
7 ! & . . ySs4L

"What would you advise when q
man feels like fool?"
Don't worry; perhaps people won't
notice it."
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
AMONG THE CHURCHES
SUNDAYS SERVICES AT THE
CHURCHES, ALL OF WHICH
EXTEND A HEARTY WELL
COME TO VISITORS.

HOLLYWOOD NJ. E. CHURCH
Corner Roberts and Pacific Avenues.
Rev. w. l.. King. Pastor.
Preaching by the pastor at 1920.
Sunday-school, 2.30.
Sunday evening service at 7.30
O'Clock, preceded by song service.
Prayer Meeting Wed. Ev'g, 7.3O.
Seats free. All are welcome.
ke
WILDWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH
Pine avenue west of Pacific. Services:
Morning, 1l.00 a. m, Sunday school
2.30 p. M, Song service, 7.45 p. m.
Evening, 500 p. m. Prayer meeting,
Thursday evening, 500. A Hearty
welcome extended to visitors. Sup
ported by voluntary contributions.
" " "
ANGLEsEA BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. Levanus Myers, Pastor.
Preaching every Sunday evening at
7.30.
Sunday school at 2.30 p. m.
Prayer meetings Wednesday even
ings at 7.30.
ST. SIMEON 's-BY Y-THE-sEA PROTESTANT
EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Corner Pacific and Maple avenues,
Wildwood, N. j.
Services as follows: Holy commun-
ion at 7.30 a. m.' Morning service and
sermon at 1890. Evening service and
sermon at 7.S0. Sunday school, 2.30.
Weekday service as announced. Rev.
Samuel Ward, B. D., rector, residence,
121 Maple avenue.
ST. AIMS ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
st. AIMS Roman Catholic Church on
the corner of Garfield and Pacific
Aves., Holly Beach, N. J. Mass on
Sundays at 8 o'clock a. M. SUM-
day school at 2 o'clock. Rev. Father
Maroney, Rector.
HOLLY BEACH PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Corner Pacific and Burke avenue,
Holly Beach.
Services every Sunday preaching by
the pastor, at 1920. Sunday-School at
2.S0. Preaching by the pastor 500
Rev. Herbert B. Smith, A. B., sup
ply pastor.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening, at 500 o'clock.
= = =
COSMOPOLITAN CHURCH
Holly Beach ave., corner Young,
3 Holly Beach.
Rev y. =. Cooper, pastor
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Taking Chances.

Angels unawares may come
Seeking shelter. Who can tell?
But they are more apt to be
Men with mining stock to sell.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Last to Know.

II understand you are engaged to
the lovely Miss jerks"
II hadn't heard about it."
Possibly she hasn't told you yet"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

Recollection is the only paradise
from which we cannot be turned out
Richter.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
'Nough Said.

'Nough Said.
II have troubles of my own"
"Forget them"
II can't"
"Why not?"
"They are corns."
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

A joke is one of the things that does
not improve with age.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

Really, they shouldn't charge so
much for mining stock. 1t only costs
a fraction of cent to print each share.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

The government contractor thinks pa
trotism is noble virtue-in others.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

A rat in her hair and a mouse in her
stocking are two different propositions.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Sure Sale,

Sure Sale.
"I have here a work that is bound
to have phenomenal SALE"
"What is it?"
"'How to Make Iron Dollars For
Weak People,"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Peculiar.

'T always like to think well of N.Y.
SELF"
"Well, there's no accounting for
tastes"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

DIDN'T EAT A BITE OF DINNER.
fascination so! Well, she's jealous,
anyway, and that settles it for me. She
doesn't get invited to any more Of my
parties!"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Just Part w

Just Part Way.
"What does she see in himT
Don't know, but 1t is evident she
can't see through him."
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

In the case of pretty girl seeing
isn't believing among the wise.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

Interest on the mortgage works
while you sleep, provided you are not
walking the floor worrying about 1t.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Buy Out of Gratitude.

"How do YOU sell all of that worth
less mining stock? You must be
hypnotist."
'No; just find a man with children
and let him talk to me about them"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

A half loaf may not be better than
no bread If 1t is of the brides first
baking.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10

What age does dog attain? Sau-
sage, to be sure.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-04-10
Humor auo Philosophy
By DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Many are called. but most Of them
are called down.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
"THE BEST INTELLIGENCE"

The Louisville Courier Journal
is now telling Us what "the best
intelligence" of The south de-
mands in politics. Does Mr.
Watterson speak from inside
knowledge or from outside obser-
vation1 Is he of the best intelli-
gence or has the best intelligence
selected him as a mouth-piece 7
1t is too bad that we have any
thing in the democratic party be-
low the best intelligence and
worse still that this inferior intel
ligence insists upon being con.
suited in nominations and in elec
tions. Would it not be possible
to adopt the Philippine plan for
the United States and govern by
an appointed commissionf But
who would appoint the commits
sion and who will select the best
intelligence1 Can it be that pop
ular government is failure?
Possibly it might be arranged
So that the nominations could be
made by the best intelligence and
then allow the plebians to sup
port the ticket.-Bryan's Com
moner.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

measels and soon we expect to
hear that he has safely emerged
from an attack. of chicken pox.
When he has safely labored with
the balance of the childish all
ments we confidently him expect
him to utilize his mature mind in
studying the questions of the day
and eventually casting his political
lot with those who oppose Gug-
genheiE, Buchtel and others OF
their ilk. All Clint seems to need
is tim= and he will without doubt
overcome all these minor troubles
with which extreme youth is
usually afflicted.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

1T present appearances count
for anything the common people
will have one inning. If these two
men run for the presidency, it will
be a peoples victory which ever
way it goes. Many times in the
past it was corporation victory
without reference to which landed
To be sure there are many
months yet to work changes, but
it will take more than a gamblers S
panic to change the minds of the
people as to who they want for
candidates, and we imagine tina,
the results of the convention are
about settled now in both cases.
However, the trusts have one
last resort. They can support the
socialist ticket.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
Notice Of Final Settlement and Deter.
mination of Heirship.

In the Matter of the Estnte of Arthur l.
NOTICE is Hereby GIVEN, That on
Monday the 25th day of November A. d.
1907, mt the hour of 10 n. M, of said day the
same being one of the regular days of the Sep
tember term of the County ourt OF Delta
County, in the state of Colorado. |. Ethel f.
Sims administrators of said estate, will ap-
pear before the Judge of said court present
my final settlement as such administrators
pray the approval of the same. and VIII then
ask to he discharged such ahminstra-
trix. At which time and place any person in
interest may appear and present objections
to the same. II any there be.
AND FURTHER NOTICE Is HEREBY
Court will receive and hear proofs concern
ing the heirs of said deceased, pursuant to
the verified petition of Ethel +. Underwood.
claimant heir at law of said deceased. !.
heretofore filed herein, asking for "A judicial
ascertainment and determination OF the
heirship of said estate, and from which IL
appears that Myra j. Sims, widow, Lyle A.
Sims, son, Hazel p. Sims, Isabel II Sims.
daughters and Irwin +. Sims, son, and
residing in Paonia, Colorado, are heirs OF
said deceased:
NOW, THEREFOREl any and all persons
who are or who claim to he heirs at law OF
said Arthur |. Sims, deceased. are hereby re-
guired to be and appear thereat or abide the
determination of the Court thereon.
Dated Mt Paonia Colorado, this s. day OF
October, A. D., 1907.
ETHEL +. UNDERWOOD,
Administrative of the estate OF Arthur /.
Sims. deceased.
VINCENT & MoLLER. Attorneys.
First Publication Oct. is, 1907.
Last Publication Nov. 10, 1907.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
A MIGHTY QUICK CHANGE.

Less than three months ago
there was hardly a paper in the
country that would admit the re-
mote possibility of Roosevelt's
denomination. Today practically
all say that he is the greatest pos
sibility, and only those murmur
protest who are bound body and
soul to the corporation ring.
On the other hand Mr.. Bryan is
conceded to be the man who will
lead the democrats in the next
campaign. 1t is surely a novelty.
Heretofore there was always one
and generally both the presiden-
tial candidates who has received
the open corporation support. 1t
will be interesting to see which
horn of this dilemma they will
seize.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

horseradish cup sugar vinegar stir not too wet
Oat Meal Drop Cookies-Mrs. Eta Ross-one cup
sugar Threefourths cup melted shortening twoeggs'
little salt, one teaspoon cinnamon, one teaspoon
soda dissolved in boiling water. one half cup miik'
cup raisins, one cup chopped wanuts, two cups
-four two cups rolled oats Drop on lreased pan'
two inches apart.
Beaten Biscui:-Mrs Mary Faris-One quart hour,
teaspoon salt, tablespoon sugar, two rounding
tablespoons lard. water milk to make a very stih
dough Grind through meat grinder three times roll
out quickly, cut with small biscuit cutter prick each
with fork and bake In moderate oven.
wailes-Mrs. Efiie James Henn-one quart sweet
milk, four eggs. two teaspoons sugar pinch ofsalt.
one tab spoon butter two teaspoons baking powder,
-four to make batter.
Sweet Potatoes-Mrs. Mae Van Deren-One table,
spoon sugar and little salt, one tablespoon lard.
tablespoon butter one tablespoon hour. one cup
water cook till thick then drop in pared potatoes,
put asbestos mat umer kettle and cook slowly on
back 81 stove till done.
Chilli Saucc-Mrs. Lena Hammond-Six large. ripe
tomatoes four green peppers one onion medium size,
tablespoon sugar. one tablespoon salt. one and
half cups vinegar. cook "A few minutes.
Cheese Straws-Mrs. N.ttic McAiillan-Make hole In
center of small amount of flour, put in two table
spoons sweet cream, two tablespoons shortening.
three grated cheese little salt. pinch OF red
and black pepper little nutmeg mix stun and roll to
one-eighth inch In thickness. cut In oncfourth Inch
strips aud bake In quick 10 a golden color.
Cnrrot Butt.r-Mr-. Fannie Olver-onc pound
carrots hoied aud put through -eive. one pound
sugnr. grated lemon rind and juice. pinch ginger
root. bni down like any fruit butter.
Egg pasirs-ATrs. Berthn FollHnsbce-Beat white
Of egg with little salt. drop In butterc cup the
unbrokcn y"lk. pnt cups in pan OF hot water. set In
aud bake a few minutes.
Cheese Tarts-Mrs. Mae l. wood-Che,--e grated aud
seasoned In the proportion Of the yolk Of egg.
fourth tenspoonful nade stard onc-hnlf teaspoon
white sugar. one snltspoon salt. and dash ~
Cayenne p-I,pcr to two heaping tablespoons grated
cheese may lie iaked In small patty pans lined with
pun paste. Fill them half full They Will I've lighter
and pufer the white OF the Ia beaten stin and
stirred In Just before filling into the patty pans.
Serve hot.
Bellies Salad Dressing-Mrs Cora h. Hawaii
Three tablespoons sugar, one teaspoon salt (even.)
teaspoon mustard (rounded.) egg. butter
size OF egg (meted) Beat all together and cook in
double boiler till thick then add small half cup
vinegar stirring thoroughly all the time till the
again thickens.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
Notice of Final Settlement and Deter
minatiOn of heirship.
In the Matter of the Estate of Ada'

In the Matter of the Estate of Adam b.
Williamson, Deceased.
NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN, Thht 9n
Monday, the 25th day Of November a. =
1907, at the hour of 10 Z. NJ. OF said day, the
same being one of the regular days OF the
September Term of the County Court OF
Delta County. in the state oil COLORADO, 4;
Randolph williamson, Administrator oi said
estate, Will appear before the Judge OF ssain
Court present my final settlement as ruch
Administrator, pray the approNl OF the
same, and Will then ask to he dischtrgeu n,
such Administrator. At which time ana
place any person in interest may appear ani
AND FURTHER NOTICE Is HEKEBf
GIVEN. That at said time and place the
Court will receive and hear proofs concerning
the heirs of said dec.ased pursunnt 10 the
verified petition of Randolph Williamson
claimant as heir Mt law of said deceased
heretofore filed herein. asking Tor lndiciaI
ascertainment and determination OF the
heirship of said estate. and from which u
appears that Mary =. Williamson widow
resulting at Duffryn Mawr, Chester county,
Pennsylvania Randolph Williamson, an
adult SON residing at Pannia. Colorado and
Adam Il. williamson, Jr., an adult son
residing at New Plymouth, Idaho are heirs
of said deceased:
Now, THEREFORE,. any and all persons
who are or who claim to be heirs ht law OF
said Adam B. Williamson. deceased, are here-
by required to be and appear fhereat, or
abide the determination of the Court thereon
Dated at Paonia. Colorado. this lsth day
of OctoberA. ID. 1907. ,.
RANpoLrH WILLIAMSON.
Administrator of the Estate of ADAM D.
Williamson, Deceased. -
First Publication Oct, Is, 1907
Last Publication Nov. Is. 1907.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
A Practical Kitchen.
BY MISS MARGARET M'NAUGH

BY MISS MARGARET NJ MNAUGHTON
Home is where the heart is and the heart OF every
true housewife Kitchen truly this practical
spot is the center OF the home. 1t should have all the
fitting next the wall leaving the center
open. The windows should be high enough to accom-
modate the tables and the floor covered with noleum
oil-cloth.
The sink shond have shelves side and drain
ing board at the other.
The cooking utensils that are in constant should
be arranged where the fewest steps will reach them
To carry OFF the odors Of the cooking and the heat.
the range should have hood connected with metal
vent inside the kitchen due.
The kitchen pantry should be on the side away from
the dining room and have the mixing bonrd as near
the light as possible with swinging bins Also
build the Ice cl est into this pantry with an
outside opening for putting In the Ice.
The entrance from the kitchen to the dining room
should be through the serving room as this cuts the
kitchen off from the rest Of the house. necessary pre-
caution against cooking odors.
A broom shelf OF the handiest things in IA
kitchen, 1t be kept soap and scrubbng brushes
and from 1t may hang brushes, brooms and dust-pan
place for each definite thing.
The Club has this year adopted miscellaneous pro-
gramme and among the subjects for discussion is
"How to Manage Husband Assuming thnt the
proper way to reach mans henrt Il through his
stomach the last meeting called for cooking recipe
response roll call The responses published be-
low indcnte that good things nre in store for the
man who is fortunat. enough to have club woman
for his regular cook
Mrs. Rurer's Corn Bread-Mrs. Elizabeth Moller-
One pint OF milk brought TO boil in double boiler
teaspoon salt one cup corn meal stirred In the
boiling milk. When cooked rmove from fire and
when cold stir in well ben ten yoks Of ,gs. then
fold in the beaten whites and bake in moderately hot
oven.
Oat Meal Cookies-Miss Margaret McNaugbton-
Three cups oatmeal, two cups flour. one cup sugar.
cup shortenng-lard one cup molasses. one tea
spoon soda, pinch OF salt and enough water to make
a stiff dough.
Lemon Pie-Mrs Frances Zelzer-Two lemons
grated, 1k cups sugar. tablespoons -four unsifted
a tablespoon cornstarch yolks three eggr two cups
water, melted butter Pour in pastry md bake.
When DONE spread top the beaten whites oeggs.
put In oven and brown.
Resh-Mre. Nellie Miller-Onc quart boiled beets
chopped. one quart cabbage boiled, one cup grated
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
Notice of Final Settlement and Deter.
minatiOn OF Heirship.
In the Matter of the Estate of Fred G. Brown

deceased.
NOTICE is HERERY GIVEN. That on
Monday. the 25th day, OF November, A. ID.
1907. at the hour of 10 p. NJ. of said day. the
same being one of the regular days of the
September Term of the County Court OF
lnez q. Brown. Administratrix of said
estate. will appear before the Judge of said
Court. present my final settlement such
ADMINISTRATIVE, pray the approval of the
same, and Will then ask to be discharged as
such AdIninistratrix. At which time and
place any person in interest may appear and
present objections to the same, ifany there be.
AND FURTHER. NOTICE is HEREBY
GIVEN. That at said time and place
the Court will receive and hear proofs
concerning the heirs of said deceased.
pursuant to the verified petition of Ipez q.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

Brown, claimant as heir Mt law 0i said
decensed heretofore filed herein, asking for u
judicial entertainment and determination oi
the heirship of said estate. and from which IL
nDpears that Inez G. Brown, widow, wealthy
A Brown. a daughter, aged 10 years, Lucille
q. Brown, daughter, aged . years, anc
Fred Monroe Brown, u son. aged ~ mohons,
all of whom reside Mt Paonin, 'oioraoo "re
heirs of said deceased: :,
Now. THEREFORE,, any and all persons
said Fred g. Brown deceased, are hereby
required to he and appear thereat, or aDiue
the determination OF the Court thereon
Dated Mt Paonia. Colorado, this 18th, day
of October A. ID. 1907. . -
Administrators of the Estate oi FREQ "
Brown. Deceased. -
VINCENT \ MoLLER, Attorneys.
First Publication Oct. Is, 1907
Last Publication Nov. .. loof
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

"OuR public lands. whose high
est use is to supply homes tor our
people. have been and are still
being taken in great quantities by
large private owners, to whom
home-making is but a secondary
motive subordinate to the desire
tor profit. ITO allow the public
lands to be worked by the tenants
of rich men for the profit OF the
landlords, instead OF by free
holders for the livelihood of their
wives and children, is little less
than a. crime against our people
and our institutions. President
Roosevelt at Memphis.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

A FRIEND who knows remarked
to the Press the other day that
the Denver Post and Republican
are conducted on a strictly busi-
ness basis: that is, you pay for
what you get-and you don't get
it until you pay for it," The peo-
pie who read these two publica-
tions should not overlook the fact
that their columns are owned and
controlled by the Denver corpor
ations.-Golden Press.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

THE Guggenheim Smelter Trust
earned $11, 100000 net last year,
and. after setting aside S2,0O0,00O
for betterments, divided a neat
balance between the stockholders
of So, 100000. How many blasted
miners hopes this enormous
profit a year represents will not
he known. The Smelter Trust
has the name of being the robber
chief of all the robber trusts and
we think it has lived up TO the
name. Its unholy exactions have
robbed the miners of tens OF mil
lions since it was organized, else
assays of reputable men have no
value.-Boulder Camera.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
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The newspaper., 1907-10-25

A PAPER that is rapidly becom-
ing sit" for the news of the day
is the new Grand Junction morn
ing daily. the News. Owing to
their location they can give the
western slope the news much
earlier than the eastern slope
papers and the management is
enterpr sing. Outside OF its pol
itics it is a most pleasing paper.
but it seems to desire to stand
we'll with the corporation wing OF
the republican party.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

THE Peoples Press is a new
publication issued from Gold n
Office. The publication advo-
Gates decent republican politics
and considering that it is edited
and issued from John Vivian's 5
home town, it looks as if it meant
revolt in the ranks. We note that
Senator Alexander is in degree
behind the paper. Success to it.
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

HOLD that no man deserves to
be crowned with honor whose life
is a failure. He who only lives
to eat and drink and accumulate
money is failure. The world is
not better for his living in it. He
never wiped a tear from a sad
face; never kindled a fire on a
frozen hearth. repeat with EN-
phasis that he is failure. There
is no fle>h in his heart He wor-
ships no God but silver and gold.
Cicero
The newspaper., 1907-10-25
NEW REPUBLICAN MOVE.

The papers have been pretty
literally filled with the news OF a
move on the part of Senator
Alexander and Hon. M. ID. Vim
cent for some reform action look
ing to renovating the exist &
republican party. We note that
several republican papers of the
corporation stripe and few
democratic papers that are
evidently mistaken in the charac
ter of the move, ascribe to these
gentleman the desire to start an
independent party move. From
conversation with Mr.. Vincent,
we are in a position to state that
this is not his idea. Their efforts
will be directed TO controlling the
present party organization. In
many counties they claim they
will succeed easily, in some the
battle will be hard fought with a
divided victory, while in thers
they cannot hope to elect men
who represent the people.
But it is believed by these men
that they can SO divide the party
in II alters of policy as to secure
by compromise and hard fighting
some of the reforms that they
regard as essential A balance of
power is not hard to secure, and
they go into the matter with good
chance to be controlling factor
in the next state convention, and
a cinch of eXerting tremendous
influence in the next Legislature.
In many particulars we fear we
shall never be able to agree with
any form of republican. In
METHODS of government we find
the differentiation between repub-
licans and democrats. However,
every patriotic citizen should wish
men we'll who aim at publication
of which ever party they happen
to favor. Clean republlcanism
will give the country better
government than corrupt demo-
cratic administration, just as Ger
tainly as Oklahoma democracy
is better than Evans Bucktail re-
publicanism. Therefore, we sym
pathize and favor every effort
that looks toward genuine politi-
cal reform.
1t is most gratifying when
prominent men revolt against the
corrupt actions of their own
party. Success to Vincent and
Alexander
The newspaper., 1907-10-25

IT is announced in the Grand
Junction papers that T. c. Brown,
the attorney. is dying at his home
in that city. He is we'll known to a
large number of our people, hav
ing been prominent for years in
western slope politics as well as a
lawyer. Later. adviccs announce
his death.