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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

| will mail you free, to prove merit,
samples of my DR.. Shops Restora-
tive, and my Book on either Dys-
pepsia, The Heart or the Kidneys.
Troubles of the Stomach, Heart or
Kidneys, are merely symptoms of a
deeper ailment. Don't make the
common error of treating symptoms
only. Symptom treatment is treat
ing the result of your ailment, and
not the cause. Weak Stomach
nerves-the inside nerves-mean
Stomach weakness, always. And
the Heart, and Kidneys as well, have
their controlling or inside nerves.
Weaken these nerves, and you inev-
itably have weak vital organs.
Here is where DR.. Shops Restora-
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iousness, bad breath or complexion,
use DR.. Shops Restorative. Write
me to-day for sample and free Book.
DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis. The Res
torative is sold by all dealers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Jenny Lind was then (1854) no long
er young. Her appearance, although
still exceedingly pleasing. had become
somewhat matronly. Her voice might,
perhaps, not have retained all its orig
inal birdsong-like lightness Of MARBLE.
But there was still that half-veiled
tone, az IL there were something mys-
terious behind 1t; that veivety timbre,
that strange, magnetic vibration, the
mere sound of which drew tears to
the eyes of the listener. She was the
nightingale STILL
To hear her was deep, pure, dreamy
delight. OF all the great voices that
l have heard-and have heard many
none was so angelic and went SO en-
trancingly to the heart as Jenny
Lind's.-Carl Schurz In McClure's
Magazine.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
A spinster.

Rev. Amos Fletcher was keen and
accomplished naturalist. His speciality
was a quite remarkable knowledge OF
different classes of fungi. His enthusi.
asm, however, was but indifferently ap.
preciated by certain members of his
parish, and one day, when calling upon
one of them, old Miss Locke, he was
considerably embarrassed when she
reminded him of the exact length OF
time that had elapsed since he last
paid her visit.
He began to make excuse for the
delay, when she cut him short. II !
was a toadstool," she said with grim
irony, you'd have been to see me long
agol"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
Remarkable Rescue.

That truth is stranger than fiction,
has once more been demonstrated in
the little town of Fedora, Tenn, the
residence Of c. Y. Pepper. He
writes: 81 was in bed, entirely dis
abled with hemorrhages of the lungs
and throat. Doctors failed to help
me, and all hope had fled when |
began taking DR.. Kings New Dis
covery. Then instant relief came.
The coughing soon ceased; the
bleeding diminished rapidly, and in
three weeks / was able to go to
work" Guaranteed cure for coughs
and colds. soc. and $I.oo, at r. S.
Freeman & Sons drug store, Trial
bottle fir ee.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Free, for Catarrh, just to prove
merit, Trial size Box of DR.. Shops
Catarrh Remedy. Let me send it
now. It is a snow-white, creamy,
healing, antiseptic balm. Contain
ing such healing ingredients as Oil
Eucalyptus, Thymol, Menthol, ETC.,
it gives instant and lasting relief to
Catarrh of the nose and throat.
Make the free test and see for your
self what this preparation can and
will accomplish. Address DR.. Shoop,
Racine, Wis. Large jars SO cents.
Sold by all dealers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
The Magic No. 3.

Number three is wonderful mas
cot for Geo. A. Paris, Of Cedar
Grove, Me-, according to letter
which reads: "After suffering much
with liver and kidney trouble, and
becoming greatly discouraged by the
failure to find relief, tried Electric
Bitters, and as result | am a well
man to-day. The first bottle re-
lieved and three bottles completed
the cure" Guaranteed best on earth
for stomach, liver and kidney trou-
bles, by r. S. Freeman & Son, drug
gists. 5oc.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
He Fired the Stick.

81 have fired the walking stick
I've carried over 40 years, on account
of sore that resisted every kind OF
treatment, until tried Bucklen's
Arnica Salve; that has healed the
sore and made me a happy man. =
writes John Garrett, of North Mills.
N. C. Guaranteed for Piles, Burns.
ETC., by r. S. Freeman & Son, drug
piStS &c.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
Rare Asiatic Finds.

Dir. Won Lecoq, who has been travel
ing in the most remote parts Of Cen
trail Asia on a scientific mission with
which he was charged by the Prussian
government, has arrived at the capital
of Cashmere with an important collec-
ton of articles of archaeological inter-
est. This collection includes several
paintings and a number of manu-
scripts in ten different languages, one
in a wholly unknown tongue. II is
considered that this is one Of the most
important archaeological finds since the
days of Sir Henry Rawlinson and Sir
Austin Lavard.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
First Insane Asylum.

In 1895 Mr.. William luke, a Quaker,
opened the first rational asylum for
the insane in York, England. A few
years earlier a Frenchman named
Pinel had made a similar effort to re-
store the mentality deficient to the
rank of human beings. PinePs plan
was that of non-restraint, a system
then unheard of and, of course, to be
ridiculed as a Dreposterous heresy. 1t
is now being followed everywhere.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
She Would Not Plead.

A woman indicted in London the
other day for attempting to commit
suicide refused to plead. The jury
thereupon was asked to find whether
her refusal to plead was "due to NAL
ice or to the visitation of Cod The
Jury found that she refused to plead
out of malice and convicted her, and
she was sentenced to twelve months
Imprisonment.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
The Reason Why.

Recently bashful young woman
from back woods county in Virginia
went into local store carrying three
chickens. She inquired the price of
chickens, and at the same time put
them on the counter.
.'Will they lay there" asked the
clerk, who did not know that the chick
ems legs were tied.
She bit her handkerchief in embar-
rassment moment, and said:
mo, sir; they are ROSTERS"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
Kiss Causes Suicide.

Courtship In Spain is regulated by
the strictest etiquette. AS is we'll
known, a young man is never left alone
with his fiancee. Near Malaga bead
tiful girl of twenty has just committed
suicide by drinking a cup OF coffee Id
which PHOSPHORUS had been dissolved.
It appears that the girl had been drlv'
en- to the deed by the adverse COM
ments of neighbors who became aware
that she had given her sweetheart a
kiss.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
Recipe for Parents.

You remember the old-fashioned
woman who, when she heard her
young son swearing, or using naughty
words, washed his mouth In soap
suds. There is an Atchison boy who
could not be reformed in this way, so
his father took him in hand. Every
day his father called him in, and said:
Nov, your mother affects to those
naughty words you use, but |. being a
man, like them. Go over the list for
me-" The boy promptly complied at
first, but in a few days he tired of the
words, and has now given up his list
entirely.-Atchison Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
Justice a Device.

It is universally conceded that noun
ing short of divine justice can measure
the intrinsic guilt of any action or ad'
minister punishment which shall ex-
aotlv be commensurate to the crime.
what we call justice is in fact a very
rude device which finds its justifica'
tion in the necessity to protect socle-
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
HER FIRST BANK BOOK.
How She Escaped Drawing Checks for
Odd Cents.

Odd Cents.
She was very proud of her first bank
book, and determined to make none of
the silly mistakes she had read about
in the Joke columns Of newspapers.
There was no danger Of overdraEing
her account, says the New York Sun.
Every check was duly recorded on the
stub, and every four checks balance
was correctly struck.
But how is it," asked the man one
day when looking over her book; "how
is it that your checks always come
out in even dollars? DO you ever have
a sum like sell to pay?"
Eyes, often; but have famous
scheme" she explained gleefully. Its
such bother to add up the cents that
| just make the check out for SIS and
send the II cents in postage stamps"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Piles get quick and certain relief
from Dr.. Shops Magic Ointment
Please note it is made alone for Piles.
and its action is positive and certain.
Itching, painful, protruding or blind
piles disappear like magic by its USE
Large handicapped glass jars SC
cents. Sold by all dealers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
one Of Hills Memories.

James ]. Hill, president OF the
Great Northern railroad. takes i'm
mense pleasure in recalling that he
cut the first stencil and marked the
first barrel of flour ever manufactured
in Minneapolis. This was in 1859 or
1860, when he was agent for line OF
freight steamers running on the Mis-
sissippi. The particular stencil was
kept by the milling company for years,
but at last was destroyed by fire.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
A FRESH CIT

a FRESH CUE
is what we always relish when it APP
plies to steaks, chops and roasts.
We have them, and they're lucious
and appetizing enough to tempt
king.
WE PAY
the closest possible attention to our
business; work almost day and
night, and understand everything
from A to z that belongs to meats.
That's why everybody says, "Oh,
your steaks, etc., are SO good"
It's the reputation we've made.
Come and see us, we want you for
new customer.
MODEL MEAT MARKET
VINCENT FAT, PROPRIETOR.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

l'll stop your pain free. To show
you frst-before you spend penny
what my Pink Pain Tablets can do,
I will mail you free, Trial Package
of them-Dr. Shops Headache
Tablets. Neuralgia, Headache,
Toothache, Period pains, etc, are
due alone to blood congestion. DR..
Shops Headache Tablets simply
kill pain by coaxing away the un-
natural blood pressure. That is all.
Address Dr.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
Sold by all d, alers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Bilious? Feel heavy after dinner?
Tongue coated? Bitter taste? Com
plexion sallow? Liver needs wax
ing up. Doan's Regulets cure bill
ious attacts. IS cents at any drug
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

"Generally debilitated for years.
Had sick headaches, lacked ambi-
ton, was rn-out and all run-dow n.
Burdock Blool Bitters made me a
we'll woman" Mrs. Chas. Freitoy,
Moosup. Conn.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Mr.. E. W. Goodloe, Of Io7 St.
Louis ST., Dallas, Tex, says:"ln the
past year l have become acquainted
with DR.. Kings New Life Pills, and
no laxative l ever before tried SO ef-
fectually disposes of malaria and bill
iousness." They don't grind nor
grippe. 25c. at r. S. Freeman &
Sons drug store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Farmers, mechanics, railroaders,
laborers rely on DR.. Thomas Elec-
trio Oil. Takes the sting out of cuts,
burns or bruises at once. Pain can
not stay where it is used.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Don't think that piles can't be
cured. Thousands of obstinate cases
have been cured by Doan's ONT
ment. 50 cents at any drug store.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
COMPARING Notes.

Bleeker-My wife got the best OF
me in an argument this morning.
Meeker-My wife never got the best
of me but once.
Bleeker-When was that?
Meeker-When she married me.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

Bricks Look Like Embroidery.
There Is a modern chateau in Nor
mandy, France. which is constructed
in such way that the brick work re-
sembles intricate embroidery.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
Back Gives Out.
Plenty of River Falls Readers
Have This Experience.

udVe MS experience.
You tax the kidneys-overwork
them-They can't keep up the con-
tinual strain.
The back gives Quit aches and
pains;
Urinary troubles set in.
Don't wait longer-take Doan's
Kidney Pills.
w. E. Giddngs, liveryman, living at 1876 Col
umbia Ave-, Neenah, Wis.,, says: Some years
ago used Doans Kidney Pills for backache
and kidney trouble from which 1 had suffered
for long time, My back was so weak and
lame that when getting out of d carriage after
riding some distance l would be unable to walk
for few minutes. l suffered continual pain
and aching across the small of my back partic-
ularly severe at night. 1 tried number OF
remedies with no apparent effect Seeing
Doan's Kidney Pills highly recommended got
box. In a few days my back felt better AT.
ter using this remedy could ride all day and
get out of the carriage without thinking of it al
all At night my sleep was sound and refresh
ing. From that day to this l have had no re-
turn or the trouble. Doans Kidney Pills are
reliable for backache and kidney trouble
For sale by all dealers. Price SC
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the
United States. Remember the
name-Doan's-and take no other.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13
FRANK L. BAKER
Express and Baggage Line.

Leave orders at the Telephone Central or
private phone No. "a Special attention given
collecting Baggage from and delivering to all
parts ofthe city. All kinds OF dray and team
work promptly attended to. Charges moderate
Wood for sale and delivered to all parts of city
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

From the first Whit to the last
our A. g. and LORD COKE cigars
give SATISFACTION. Why? Because
THEY are made of selected stock
and by the best American workmen.
You are sure of yourI moneys
worth when you buy one.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

1t would be a sheer waste of time
and effort to ransack the stores
looking for wall papers when you
can sit in an easy chair in your own
home while | show you full line of
the choicest patterns the season
affords.
The line for 1907 contains an end
less variety of wall papers for any
use-papers TO suit every taste. If
you desire, will be glad to offer
suggestions for the best treatment
of any particular room.
AUGUST BEORN.
N. w. PHONE 81. RIVER FALLS, WIS.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-06-13

N. w. PHONE 81. RIVER FALLS, WIS,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-01-17

The a. O. U. w. and .. Of n. Hold
sJoint Meeting on Monday Even.
ing..Very Enjoyable Time.

Monday evening was an important
occasion for Sank Centre Lodge No.
1852, A. o. U. w, and also for Sank
Centre Lodge No. 20, D. of H. The
presence of Grand Master NJ. G. Tiff,
OF the latter, and Mrs. Frances Buell.
Olson, Grand Recorder, of the latter
organization, and the fact that they
had come for the purpose of installing
the officers of these kindred societies,
and the further fact that the large
class Of candidates for the A. o. U. w.
lodge would be initiated by the Grand
Master Workman, gave it increased
importance.
The ceremony Of initiation was first
taken up after which in joint session,
the officers OF both lodges we're in
stalled the grand officers named per-
forming the beautiful ceremony in the
presence OF q large attendance of both
orders. The class initiated-originally
composed OF % applicants, most Of
whom were present-will swell the
membership of the local order A. o..
u. w. to over 200, and more lively
and enthusiastic lodge it would be a
hard task to find.
After the performance of the joint
ceremony, and felicitous remarks by
the grand officers and DR. Dubois on
on the part of the local fraternity, a
banquet was spread by the ladies OF
the d. of H., which vas fully up to
the standard of that most excellent
body in such matters, aud following
that was a social dance, which was
the browning act in most pleasant
evening.
O feature, which came as a COM
plete surprise to the recipient, was
the presentation, by Grand Recorder,
Mrs Frances Buell. Olson, of Past
Chief of Honor pin, to Mrs. Carrie
Lyman, who now enters upon her
second year as Chief of Honor, testi-
monial of her worth aud merit, from
the members of her lodge.
The entire evening passed off with
out single discordant element, and
will long be remembered by all who
Witnessed it. =
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-01-17
FIRE
John 6ecker's Residsnes Gets
Badly Seorched

A fire broke out in John Becker's
residence in the western part of the
city about eight O'Clock Tuesday
evening.
An alarm was Immediately turned
in and the fire company promptly
responded, gaining control of the fire
after hard Struggle.
The fire originated in the upper
story from the explosion of an air
tight stove and the damage was
practically confined to that floor ex.
cept what resulted from water and
smoke.
The damage will be in the neighor.
hood of $500 to the building and $500
to the furnishings.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-01-17
Swipti

There was a man in Chesaw,
And he Was wonderous wise;
He marked silver dollar
And gave it all to Lie.
She went to see Bill Plunkett,
And blew the dollar in:
L. " 1T iL1y D3lbta u cane
Right back to him again.
He took i. to Jack Carabin
And bought dress for Jane;
Before the week was finished up,
Back came the PUNK again.
He spent that coin in Loundagins
A dozen times or more,
But always got it back again
And spent it DER and DER
But when he sent that dollar up
To Roe & Sawbucks store.
Twas gone for good-forever-
And never saw it more. -Myer
Greek wash News.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-01-17
BROKE DOWN

On last Thursday afternoon when
everything was working swimming
ly in the Herald Office and every
prospect was pleasing, withoat any
notice or warming, the big prose ON
which we print, suddenly stood up on
its hind legs and bucked, and for the
next five minutes the way that
machine spit bolts, bars and cog
wheels out on the Office floor was q
spectacle for men and angels, while
the warm language used by the force
melted the ice off the sidewalks for
four blocks and raised the temperature
so much that we think we will save
enough on fuel to pay for repairing
the press.
We had finished the city list and
routes one, two, and part Of three be-
fore the break came. We had to 90
out of commission and the rest of our
subscribers had to do without the
Herald last week. We regret this
very much, but it was one of those
unavoidable occurrences that take
place once in a while. About five
hundred subscribers failed to get
their paper, and while this is annoy
ing there are some pleasant features
connected with it. We had about
come to the conclusion that the
Herald was not read, but out of the
five hundred subscribers who failed
to receive their copy we received about
four hundred inquiries wanting 10
know why, in the. world we were not
sending them one, and the returns
are not all in yet. 49,.
Everything is fixed up again and
working lovely. Peace and harmony
prevail in the Herald office and we
promise, solemnly promise, that
such thing will not occur again,
till the next time.
There are several articles of more
than passing interest in the Herald
which we reprint for the benefit Of
our readers who did not receive the
last copy. Those who received their
copy will have to read these again,
but there is one. thing about the
Herald's items--the more you read
them the more you enjoy them.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-01-17
CRADATIM CLUB
Mrs. E. J. Lewis Honor Guest at .
Delightful Luncheon Given by
the Gradatim Club

The Gradatim club met on Wednes-
day afternoon of this week with Mrs.
F. III. Oehler. At the close of the
regular afternoon program, the presi-
dent, Mrs. A Barto, asked the COM
pany to depart from the usual custom,
and in place of going to their homes
to pass into the dining room, where
had been prepared luncheon in
honor of one of the members who had
been recently elected treasurer of the
State Federation of WOman's Clubs.
Only eight OF the club members were
present. Mrs. w. A. Barto was the
guest OF her mother and Mrs w. ].
VanDyke the guest OF her sister, Miss
Marion Lewis. These ten ladies found
their places at the table by means of
place cards decorated with the club
monogram in pa green. Blessing
was asked upon the feast, and the
guests we're seated. Mrs. Oehler, as
hostess, sat at the head OF the table,
and presided over the coffee urn. At
her right sat the honor guest, Mrs. E.
j. Lewis. Opposite the hostess sat
the beloved president, Mrs. A. Barto,
who served the prettiest, daintiest and
most delicious of salads.
Before beginning the meal the presi-
dent asked the ladies to read the
quotations found on the reverse side
of the place cards, which were gems
OF thought appropriate to the occasion.
The last one was read by Mrs. G. NJ.
Kelsey as she bowed toward Mrs
Lewis: 'If to her share some female
errors fall, look on her face and you'll
forget them ALL"
Everything about the luncheon was
in excellent taste. Enough formality
to be nice, but not enough to spoil
perfect enjoyment. o.
At the close the president raised her
glass OF sparkling water and asked all
to drink to the health and success of
the newly elected treasurer, who rose
to her feet and thanked the ladies for
their good wishes and expressed her
great appreciation Of the attention
|skHwn her.
The Gradatine club is the smallest
in number now that it has ever been,
but the ladies proved the truth of the
saying, 'Not to the strong is the
battle, but to the true and the faith
ful;" and that quality, not quantity,
is what tells.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-01-17
Supper and taliation

On Monday evening the "boys"
and "girls" of the G. A. r. and w.
r G. met in their spacious hall for a
joint installation of officers.
The "girls'' surprised the ''boys'
with supper such rs can only be
cooked by the Sank Centre w. r. c.,
and the "boys" remembering how
many times they went hungry on the
march in sieges, battles and prisons.
made up for it. After the superb
the veterans had not eaten so much
We wouiu lave Iai.,i 1t q DanquCt--
the insta llasion OF officers took place
with the usual impressive ceremonies.
These two unique organizations
have stronger hold, and rightly too,
than any other societies. Mr.. and
Mrs. E. F Barrett of Minneapolis,
were the outside guests. The "young
people" Of these orders have more
fun than anybody at their meetings.
Sne,is ana Sre,rer.-SheIls and snei-
ters are both needed in poultry keep
ing: the former for the eggs, the latter
for the birds. Hens dislike rain and
cannot do their egg duty if unpro-
tected. a,
Keep Pui'ets Separate.--Separate
the pullets from the old hens. The
amount of food necessary for the for.
mer will put too much fat on thu h.ns.
49, -
A Fair Rule.-It is fair rule to
count eight to IL pounds gain for
every bushel Of corn fed under ordt
nary conditions.