Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-13

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cessful In any profession where knowl-
edge. off-hand knowledge, is needed,
But you should reiy upon investments
rather than n regular profession (the
utter lack OF the word, occupation
was worth n dollar alone.) You could
buy a piece OF real estate no one else
would look at and within few hours
realize Il handsome profit; the
same Is true OF mining stocks (Now
l bought 10 shures of mining stock
years ago and | haven't heard the
mine mentioned for a long time. The
mine IL evidently forgotten. I've lost
the certificate and am not looking Tor
It, The PIANIST talked glibly about
the wonderful luck / would have IN
buying real estate. but ne forgot to
tell me how l coulu get money tor the
initial purchase.
AS extra good measure the palmist
threw in a dash OF ancestry and no.
bility. | have descended from the no
bility, so he told me.
Then the palmist came back to me-
He dwelt at length upon my wonderful
perceptive abiiites and advised the to
obey my tirst impressions. Then he
took whack ut my passions. guess
Ing very correctly when he told Inc
was slow to anger and slower to for
give, when real wrong is done NE. He
also was correct when he told me
was ntllSAtlNts DuSLlui anu lIlDltSl, IL
there Is anything ] am proud of IT Ia
my modesty. And bashtui? 1 worked
at u soda-water stand once but the
owner of the place had to let me go
because L could not wait upon 4 bevy
OF summer girls when occasion de-
manded.
ON THE LIFE LINE.
The paltnist tickled the palm of my
hand with lat finger (his) and saiG,
This is your lifeline. II was brokeh
In youth but 1t is now well denned and
clear. You will live To be over 90 years
old. This news was gratifying TO me.
| am glad 1 got over being youth be
cause | was going to die young then
my lifeline said so, but noW thar / aun
older my lifeline has recovered and
am going TO be an octogenarlan, chill
dren should try to grow 10 be young
men and women MS quickly as possible
If they find their lie-lines broken or
even a trifle wobbly. If my lifeline
continues to improve how old am
going 10 be? Il forgot 10 ask the pal
mist, L would have thought of ii but
he next began 10 talk ABOUT by love
affairs,)
when he started In L laughed in-
wardy as I thought Of the complicated
tangle the palmist had TO- unravel, but
he got even when he announced seri-
ously that he had discovered that | am
a ladies' man. Then came the most
severe Jolt of all. i see blondesSirl,'
said the palmist. slowly She has come
into your life already--women have had
much influence over your life, hut this
one looms up promlnently-she Is slight
~ larger than yourself and " the
daughter OF "A state official, You will
marry in 1905 Now am ]? My hand
says am, my wife says I'm not. l
have decided to visit phrenOlogist
and leave II to the bumps on my head,
There's lots of them since l told Mrs.
Novice about the blonde girl.
Palm reading? The stock reports
and business reviews are better aids
for making money and a newspaper
costs cents, you can get 90 of them
for the price OF a palm reading
(BY MRS. NovICE)
[ took my sister along with me when
l went TO have my palm read, because
l felt so silly. / had to meet the
madam" myself, however. She was
a real pleasant lady, and as she talked
felt less III at ease.
The madame" has a big room in
roomtng house on Third South. be-
tween Main and West Temple streets.
The first time / went 1 got as far as
her door, only. There We're at least
lounging around the room, so / did not
go in. l did the second time. l cam
not remember half the things she told
me. She looked at my hand second
and then tells me i found dark COM
plexioned men more attractive. This
is, true. Mr.. Novice is very dark. She
asked me IL there was any love affair
| would like advice upon. l asked her
If l would be married happily. She
answered that a certain dark complex
toned man occupies my mind and with
him i would be happy. 1 am. After
wards / remembered / hadn't asked
her If was married or going to be.
She told me If 1 would rely upon
my own judgment l would be happy,
and while things would seem dark at
times. all would turn out for the best.
She told me / was fond OF pretty
clothes, and I certainly am, what gill
is not? She also told me that 1 would
make a good wife, and l would find
my husband appreciauve OF ny good
qualities, and L would find qualities
In him that would make our linked lives
one glad song.
She told me my husband would be
one of position. Sac said there are
many people anxious to offer me ad
vice, but / was OF a confident DISPOSE
ton. and found in almost every case
rny independence the best for my own
take me to another place. as his busi-
ness would bring about u change of
location. This might be temporary.
only. She mentioned a long trip"
but what she said abouc II. j did not
understand thoroughly. Although
the reading took some time, l came
away knowing nothing more than l did
before. The future viii let me know
how correct the madame was In her
predictions, i cannot say l would adj
wise anyone in trouble or distress to
consult 3 palmist. although those who
believe in palmistry could easily find
consolation In the things they are told
py one. do wish / had asked her X
i was married or not
(BY THE FRIEND.)
Down OH Lower Main street, there is
a little cottage distinguished by this
lahel. THE Institution of Eternal
Youth"
One of the two men In a room was a
weak featured man OF 30 or IS years.
He showed me into a little room and
the first words heard were "one dollar
please" He began the ceremony by
taking my hands and rubbed them
with busting cloth or something
worse. After n long dissertation on the
benefits to be derived from the science
of palmistry, he began TO explain the
enigma of the lines of my hands.
His first guess was at my natural
bent, and general characteristics. He
described these indlfferently well. This
line OF talk seemed 10 be his long suit
for about all he could find in my lines.
was somthing about my peculiarlties.
| can do anything that mortal can