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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome W. Stuart
If Buckhannon, are in the city.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-05
cIRouLATIoN

The Greatest and Best in
Clarksburg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-09-05
Crowds Attend.

The afternoon cars took crowd
that greatly increased the attend
ance. most all those going out in tn
afternoon being attracted by the bi
race program.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03
Getting Even.

Hickson lives in the country. Last
summer he went visiting, got into a
] city BARRIERS chair and had to pay
$3.50 to get out again. This spring he
resolved to get even.
A gawky man from the tall uncut
walked into a barber shop in Chicago
yesterday and asked if he could get q
shave
Cert" replied the dapper barber
flirting his red apron around the Gus
toner's head and sizing him up for a
lemon.
Better have haircut first sir.
Hair needs trimming"
"All right; go ahead"
| The barber cut his hair. Then eX-
aiming it closely, he remarked:
Seems as if your hair is coming out
fast Looks like the ends was split
ting. / can tell better when l give
you a shampoo. Have shampoo"
Il don't mind if you do" from the
victim, who seemed to feel flattered
at the amount of attention being paid
him.
The barber gave the shampoo, using
fresh eggs at 10 cents each. Then
he got busy again.
This hair ought to be singed. It's
coming out scandalously. Singer"
why, yes, suppose you might as
we'll"
The barber singed the hair.
Better have a little of DR.. Deem
ups hair salve, I guess. That will be
about the best thing after this SINCE.
And now for some hair tonic and a
shave!"
The barber did all these.
TRY an electrical massage. Makes
your face look as young as babys
Better have massage and get fixed
up right, hadn't your"
We'll, yes" hesitatingly, 81 sup
pose"
Then when the rube got out of the
chair and the barber handed him an
other of those So break-your-back
barber bills, the tall, uncouth yahoo
from the back district showed out his
hand Familiarity and chuckled:
Why, how're Bill? How're all tn
folks? l swan, I'd a knowed you any
where. I'm Hank, yer brother frum
Nebasky. Well, well, we'll! Hate t.
have t introduce myself, but this here
bill makes it necessary"
And then the city brother had to
come up to the chalk and look happy,
but the happiest man in town was the
visitor. He had got even with city
barber, even if the barber was his
brother whom he hadn't seen in
80 years!
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03
Tares.

mo matter the price, we have to
have a living at any COST" says a
New York editor Oh, l don't know
there's Philadelphia.
woman who can put on her hat in
less than five minutes, is too swift for
Uncle By. Shoe! you giddy thing!
Sometimes fellow cannot help but
feel revenged when the hero and the
heroine of the average novel marry in
the last chapter Somehow, he sort of
feels that it serves them right!
The motto of the button is, Push"
but sometimes it is expensive. You
never can tell what a new girl will
order
The motto of the window is, "Take
Panes!" If you cannot get Pane's,
perhaps someone will hand you q
lemon.
The pencil is easily lead.
Why is a bright young man like a
torn off calendar because he is up to
date.
The strength of the game in win
ming the coal mans daughter is to
keep cool. She will take you for the
ice man.
1t is all right to do a driving bust
ness, but don't be a human hammer
The nutmeg always rises to the
crater way.
Sometimes young fellow wonders
why he doesn't seem to appear to the
erirIe ae he annaarad 70 bis c,,,,, o,,o.
in the mirror of his bedroom.
The motto of the glue pot is
stick" Paste this in your hat
not the pot, but the motto!
A seal ring generally makes a good
impression.
Rx,,MsAe444
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03
you TAKES YOUR CHOICE"
Races of Every Known Form at Ken.
lucky State Fair.

1t is said of the Kentuckian that half
Of his Uranium is filed with brain mat
ter and the other half with miniature
horseshoes. The ability of the citi-
zen of old Kentucky to gain eminence
demonstrates clearly the truthfulness
Of the first half of the statement, and
his love of a horse race indicates that
tire latter half is by no means an un-
truth. The Kentucky State Fair,
which will run for six great days at
Louisville, beginning September 10th,
holds out special inducements to every.
one whether or not a Kentucklan. to
polish up the horseshoes imbedded in
his head by reflected glory.
The State Fair management has ar
ranged a most interesting speed pro-
gram covering trotting, pacing and run
ming races. AS the new home of the
State Fair, which was Douglas Park,
has the fastest trotting track in this
country, and perhaps in the world,
many records are expected to be
smashed during this meeting.
Those who have been robbed of
horseshoes beneath their scalps
through constant contact with rubber
tire that carry gasoline tanks, will find
in the automobile races that which ap-
peals to them, while others who have
turned their thoughts from things ter
restrial to things celestial, will gain
their desires in the balloon races.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03
Copyright. 1907. BY Byron Williams.
SATISFIED.

Satisfied.
We travel madly up and down
To find the town of Satisfied.
The bees are buzzing all the day
The birds are singing all the way,
And squirrels chatter in their play
But we, a restless army, plod
The yielding sod to Satisfied.
Beside our path the daisies bow
We hold the pillow to Satisfied
We heed them not; The fragrant iran
The perfume of theqsoughing gale
The sesame of golden grail
We merely plod with dizzy brain
Through tears and pain to Satisfied
BY nectared blossoms wet with dew,
Tolls on our crew to Satisfied
The beauties of the country road
We pass with ever leaden load,
BY rosy trails our eyes we goad
To look beyond the sunset here
And court the cheer Of Satisfied
Throughout this life we tug and strain
And flag the brain to Satisfied
And always it is far ahead:
A fair mirage of golden red,
A legend city, built tbs said,
Upon the hopes Of those who STROBE
Along the road to Satisfied!
why travel madly up and down
To find the town of Satisfied?
BE glad and satisfied to-day
Be glad to-morrow-all the way!
Be glad beside the road and stay
Where God has sent his glories down
And every town is Satisfied
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03
FIREWORKS NIGHTLY.
ERUPTION OF VEsUVIUs TO BE
REPRODUCED.
PAINS FAMOUS PYROTECHNIcS
One Of the Most Remarkable Amuse.
ments Ever Shown in the
South.

Whether or not 1t is the promise
held out to us in the rainbow that the
earth will not again be destroyed by
water but by fire, the interest in fire
works is as old as history, or at least
runs back to the period when they
were first introduced hundreds of years
ago in China. To make a big event
entirely a success, II is almost neces-
sary to add to the amusement features
great fire works exhibition. This
has been done by the State Board Of
Agriculture, under whose auspices the
Kentucky State Fair is to be held in
Louisville, September 16 to 81.
A contract has been closed with
Pains Pyrotechnic Co. to bring from
New York complete, Pains new mon
strous spectacle, "Vesuvius," q gigantic
reproduction of Naples and Vesuvius.
This is an exact picture, $50 feet in
length and fifty feet high. of the mod
ern city of Naples and of Vesuvius,
from sketches and views taken on the
spot by Pains special artists and re-
produced by the eminent scenic artists,
Messrs. Reed and Rafter, and their as
sistants. 1t is the most elaborate spec
tacle and summer nights fete and IL.
Elimination ever attempted 1t depicts
the Carnival of Naples and the erup-
tion Of Vesuvius as they occurred on
the night Of April and 4, 1906.
The subject lends itself to the most
gorgeous of scenic environment, and
the most wonderful electric and pyro-
technic effects. Two immense acts are
devoted to the production. The Car
nival of Naples" is attended by the
King and Queen of Italy, and other
crowned heads. The streets Of Naples
are shown On fete day; the populace
and visitors are in gala attire; there
is feast of lanterns and ballet Choir
us, concluding with the Introduction of
some wonderful European specialties.
small curl of smoke begins to ascend
from Vesuvius. The alarm begins and
increases as the mountain rapidly
belches out its lurid flames and seeth-
ing ashes
The first act is concluded and the
second, the awe-inspiring calamity, is
begun. Refugees crowd into the city;
the King and Queen depart for town
in the mountains; there is mass in the
cathedral. Old Vesuvius, In tremendous
detonations, speaks angrily to the in
habltants for scores Of miles around;
the rain of ashes with rivers OF lava
continue, and the destruction of the
city is complete
This great spectacle is to be given
nightly at the Kentucky State Fair
grounds, to be followed by PAINS won
derful fire works, the display Of which
will be changed each night
The contract made between the
Pains Pyrotechnic Company and the
State Board of Agriculture, calls upon
the former to bring the entire Manhat
tan Beach production. as produced at |
Beach, Coney Island. New /
York. There are 250 performers, prop |
erly and splendidly costumed The fire |
works program covers fifty numbers,
Of all of Pains latest novel /
lies.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03

The Kentucky State Fair has in its
making the promotion of the breeding
interests Of Kentucky, college to
educate the people OF the whole south
to the recognition of the value of the
best grades of all kinds of livs stock
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03

The most exciting OF aerial sports
balloon races-will be on the amuse-
lnent program OF the Kentucky State
Fair.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03

There will be 2,6S9 awards, an aver
oge of AS awards a day for six days.
at the Kentucky State Fair.
Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-03

FLOODING FSTS OF NEW DELIGHTS BY OUR CONGRESS- or CEBRTE
They Equals They Matchless
The Years Best Treat Don't Wait e SIS ORsF;
Seats 1900 and Waterproof Tents
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
A STATEMENT

In reply to Mr.. Schwlckendick S
letter. of February 16, which was
half untrue, wish the people cf
Marion to know the straight OF it :.
And now | have published just what
was said.
went over on Cottage street on
u little business and passed
Schwickendick house and they
were adj out and we got to. talking
Of the missing swine. | Offered
Mr.. Schwicendick or anyone else
who would find the missing hog,
rs 90 and he got me to describe the
hog and asked if there were any
marks on her. After l described
the hog he said, "Mrs. Berry,
maybe I've got your hog, and if
I've got her you can have her. -
There was man sitting IN his car
riage and the man called, "John,
come here" and they began whis-
pering, but | don't know what was
said and they didn't have any
mere to say in my presence. !"
That same evening he came down
and asked my sister if any one
told Mrs. Berry which way the
hog went. lie said, "The reason
| ask Is is that it will help me to
locate her.
Then the day of Mr.. Holland s
sale Mr.. Schwickendick stepped
up to me and said edo you think
that's your hogg" and ] in reply
said, "lt's her or twin sister to
her." and he said, 81 don't know
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02

funny situations and sayings and
coinic boxing finish.
The great Toxic Murati wire
walker and foot jugger will also
be here and FOR first class Jap
in his line he is wonder.
Miss Coleman will sing in her
usual pleasing manner "Clover
Blossom" beautifully illustrated.
The camcograph moving pictures
wiz conclude this excellent bill with
the Clowns Revenge, and Oh, That
Limburger.
This is another of the banner
shows Of the season and should be
seen to be appreciated.
Manager Perry announces to his
patrons that for this evening he has
secured an extraordinary attrac-
ton, the Grace Cameron Opera
company, including a cast and cho-
rus of sixty people, headed by the
Broadway favcrite, Grace Cameron,
and which viii make its appearance
here with all its wealth Of electri-
cal and scenic splendor.
The company is large and nota-
Bile one, INCLUDING such names as
AL Lawrence, the celebrated mimic !;
who has lately been the hit of the
Sam Houston production and also
with Thomas w. Ross in "Check-
eis;' Klein, OFT Bros. q Nichol-
son. quartette of real musicians,
rendering classical selections on
xylophcne, brass quartette, strmg'
and many novelty instruments,
form one of the added features.
Two tons Of electrical chime bells.
are used with this act, which in
.tscF is feature worthy of the
attention Of our patrons. Mr.. Jul
ian Reed, brother of the late Roland
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02

anything about your hog; | never
saw your hcg." Then he went on
talking and after little he said,
"Mrs. Berry, that hogs nose dom t
turn up enough for yours. Yet
he says / was hunting and
walked about eight miles, and as
he was coming across the field he
said, "Mis. Berry, / saw where
there was hcg roofing and ] think
it's yours, and I'll help you to find
her, Mrs. Berry, and at the. same
time the hog had been gone over
We were standing by the
hog when this conversation
came up and the crowd
had all gone over to sell another
hog, and he started then and went
ever to the crowd, and just got over
there when they started back to
sell this hog. Mr.. Schwickendick
stood by and bid on the hog, his
last bid was $2j, and he knew at
the same time ] thought the hog
was mine.
| just want the people to know
the straight of it and | can prove
all I've said.
MRS. BERRY.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
Nv. c. T. u. COLUMN I,
Devoted to the Interest Of Christian and Temper
ance Work, Under the Supervision of Francis
'WiilardW c. T. U. and Directed by Mrs.
DR.. Dugan, to Whom all Communications
for this Colnmn Should be Sent.
THE STATE AND THE SALOON

Judge Artman, of the Circuit
bench OF indianapolis, in recently
delivered opinion declared that the
State had no right for fee to
make the saloon business legal. His
arguments runs as follows: "lf the
State can refuse to legalize gambling
prize fighting, and other evils, 1t
has no right to license the saloon
business. What is wrong can not be
lawful. Does the saloon business
stand upon the same basis as that
o. the merchant or the farmer, In
other words, is 1t one of the inher-
ent common law rights of citizen
to engage in the liquor traffic?
After citing several cases, the
Judge proceeds: "The quintessence
o. all these holdings is that, when
measured by the common law, the
saloon business is unlawful, and
therefore. without a legal existence,
and In the absence of a tatute le-
galizing the business, common law
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02

Reed. Will appear in a comedy role :.
A big electrical dancing specially,
employing the services Of the en-
tire chorus and the pony ballet, and
n terpsichorean expert, the national
dancer. Miss Phoebe Cardownic,
one Of the unique and novel features
of the performance. The Church
City Male Quartettc will also rem
der a pleasing specially.
Miss Cameron is well known 10
our theatre gcers, who have wit
messed her. performances with the
Bcstonlans. "Foxy Quiller," "The
Tenderfoot, ""When Johnny Comes
Marching Home" the Normandy
Wedding" "Piff, Paff, Pouff,"
and other notable successes.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
ONE GLASS OF WINE.

Revolving. indeed. as are the de-
tails recited In me New York court
room where the Thaw murder trial
US In progress,and deeply though we
deprecate the publication of such
sensationalism and the consequent
i.iiuence upon readers young and
o'd. It is to be hoped not all will
miss the lesson that upon one glass
oi wine the fearful story hinges.
~ tne beautiful girl whose husband
IS on triaI for his life had been
reached by total al-ahstlnence teaching,
u she had never taken a first glass
tnat one fatal glass of poisoned
champagne would never have passed
her lips. Tho Union Signal ,of
Feb. IA, 1907.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
Neither Time No, Money to Waste.

NeIther Time NoF Woney 70 Waste.
An understood son OF Erin got into
q wordy argument with cullud gem,
men of herculean stature on the rear
platform of street car. Blows fol
lowed. Meanwhile, the car arrived
at the negro's street, and as he got
off he yelled, cit off'n dat kyar. you
mick, en- show whut's yo' made NV on
de groun'!" Pat. in hurry to get
home to his wife and childer, and
probably not caring to pay another
fare. cried out: Sure, an there's not
a single parth of yez wur-rth a nick.
ell" The passengers roared. and the
car groped its weary way along.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
Strung.

do you see that man walking
slowly, his eyes scanning the ground
or glancing at every woman as she
steps out or into her carriage?'
queried Fifth avenue habitue of the
transient Bostonian. Sure" was the
Bostonese reply. What about him?'
Nothing" only he's hunting for van
Sshing jewels careless people drop In
the gutter. or on the sidewalk. Plenty
OF business for aim. Half New York
loses its valuabies that way every
DAY. That chap knows 1t, too. Nc
doubt he'll light on find before the
nights over" "A sort of diamond
scavenger." said the Bostonian, that
Is, If you aren't stringing me."-Bos.
ton Herald.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02

The Gates Band is the strong
feature, quartet of refined mu'
steal artists presenting high
class straight musical act which
is away from all others and one
of the best in vaudeville. Every
member of the family is a high
class musician.
Cunningham and Smith in re-
fined sketch, the shoplifters are
also clever team. Mr.. Cunnmg-
ham plays the part of an Irish po-
liconan to perfection and does
some astounding acrobatic work.
He is well assisted by Miss Smith.
The Albions is a strong up-to-
date comedy act entitled ellis
F;hst Lesson" replete with very
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
1T. Mahon, M. D.
FORMERLY OF CHICAGO, NOW
PERMANENTLY LOCATED IN TO
LEDO, TO VISIT MARION CON.
SULTATION IN ENGLISH. FRENCH
AND GERMAN, AND EXAMINA.
TlON FREE AT HIS PARLORS..
Al MARION, Thurs, March 7
European Hotel v
DELAWARE, Friday. March 8
Hotel Donavin.
BUCYRUS, Saturday, March 9
Hotel Deal.

Dr. Mahon Is graduate OF thu
Rush Medical college. rev York City,
the most notable inftitution in the
world. He has made a special study
OF the diseases of the eye. ear, nose
throat and chronic diseases In the
great hospitals Of the country. and
the result of the experience are
many phenomenal cures over tha
state. He successfully treats
ACUTE AND CHRONIC CATARRH
Ringing In the Ears. Deafness, Dis.
eases of the Eye. Ear. Throat, Lungs
Kidney. Urinary and Bladder, Dia.
betes Dyspepsia, Constipation, Rheu.
matism and Paralysis, Epilepsy e,
fts.
HEMoRRHoIDs (PILEs) cured
without. the knife. No pain and no
detention from work.
YOUNG AND MIDDLE AGED MEN
Suffering from Spermatorrhea and
1mpotency, as the result OF self abuse
In youth or excess In mature years
and other causes producing some OF
the following effects. as emission.
blotches, debility, nervousness, dig
ziness, defective memory and sexu-
ual exhaustion, which unfit the VIC
tim for business or marriage, are
permanently cured by remedies moi
Injurious. His European treatment
cures where others fail.
BLOOD AND SKIN DISEASES.
AS Syphilis. Scrofula. Structure
Gleet. etc., cured by never failins
remedies,
Disease of Women such as ieuc-
orrhea, painful menstruation, dis
placement Of, womb. bearing down
pains In back. relieved In a short
time. tf
The Doctor. carries all his portable
instruments and comes prepared t
examine the most obscure medical
and surgical cases.
He undertakes no incurable diseases
but cures hundreds given up to die.
Consultation Free and Conf
Dental. Correspondence
Solicited.
DIR. MAHON
llo Winthrop Street
TOLEDO OHIO.
I
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
PRO-CANTEEN MOVEMENTS
MRS. Clinton Smith
President District of Columbia W

.
G. T. U.
1sa. 30, Is. In quietness and con-
fidence shall your strength be.
Despite the many rumors to the
contrary, yho not consider that
the Anti-Canteen law is in jeopardy
Six years ago 1t vas passed by Con-
gfess by heavy majorities after ex-
haustive debate that rang through
pulpit, platform and press. Its
triumph was complete and unassail.
able. A Senator or Congressman
Will now and then introduce bill.
into Congress for its repeal. But
no such measure sver came tn
vote. and is no. h!cly to.
Year by year the. wisdom of this
measure Is shown as the health and
morality Of our army increases
No weapon formed against It has
prospered. For instance. In the win
ter OF 1904 the women of the Army
and Navy League of this city made
a movement which was sustained
by officers OF the army and became
popular as the newspapers gave 1t
notoriety with such headlines as
these: "a battle royal over the re-
stcration of the Army Canteen is
now on between the women of the
Army and Navy League and the
Woman's Christian Temperance Un-
ion Of America. Interesting devel-
opmcnts are looked for" Another
Women Fighting Face to Face. -
But this agitation soon died out.
Two consecutive winters Miss
Phoebe Cousins has come to Wash.
ington, holding receptions and an.
nouncing that she intended to stay
until Congress repealed the law.
She was ably supported by the army
Officers. Nothing has come OF this +.
The present movement started by
the Spanish War Veterans which has
eliminated In the organization Of
the Woman's Army Canteen Club
which is extensively reported by
the press, will probably be as evan
|oscent as the rest.
Inc war department has given
very little publicity to the benefit
the soldiers are deriving from the
post exchange buildings. After re-
moving beer from the canteen. Con-
gress made appropriations aggrega-
ting more than $1,SOO,OOO to be used
In building at army posts handsome
structures to contain gymnasiums
amusement halls, reading and lunch
rooms. Every army post OF any pre-.
tensions has these buildings, and
their advantages are highly appro
ciated by the men, being far superior
to conditions before the abolition of
the beer canteeh. Therefore, the
oft-repeated assertion that the SOL
diers' club and places of recreation
having been destroyed is utterly mis-
lading. The Union Signal of Feb.
II. 1907.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02
Sciatic Rheumatism Cured.

l.. Wagner, Wholesale Druggist.
Richmond, Va. says: II had fear
full attack OF Sciatic Rheumatism.
was laid UP almost two months; was
fortunate enough to get Mystic Cure
for Rheumatism. This cured me
after Doctors prescriptions had failed
to have any effect. have also heard
OF fine results from others who have
used It.
Sold by the Dumble Pharmacy,
Opp. Kerr House.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02

S100-Dr. e. Detchons Anti-Dieur-
etic may be worth to you more than
800 II you have a child who soils
bedding from incontinence of water
during sleep. Cures old and young
alike. 1t arrests the troubel at once
81. Sold by Flocken Drug Co.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02

One OF our correspondents, Mrs.
q. s. Bradley, sends us an interest
Ing note concerning the town Of
Evansville. Wis. She says: Evans
Vile has been incorporated for 81
years and never saloon has been
allowed In the corporation. The
town has grown steadily in popula-
ton. the residences are fine, nearly
jail workingmen owning their homes
the business streets would do credit
to city three times its size, and
there'are no very poor people. Bus
iness men when asked the reason
for these things, say, Because we
have never had a saloon 1.-THE
Union Signal Of Feb. 21, 1907.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-03-02

The Same With Bad Habits.
Better one thorn plucked out than
all remain.-IICyace.