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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-25

a purely business basis. ACCOMPANIED
by an expression of the feeling Of
citizens that the citizens have been
treated generously i'm many particu-
lars.
or course. il is very generally real
lied that this community wouldn't
amount to very much without the
railroad. The company is just now
tbe task Of deyelonipp the surround-
ing s0untrv F-xceedipeIy Iaw rates
are begng advertised I'm the circulars
ana notifications of the companv. The
irdft5triaI agent and his assistant
nave spent a soou uoa' y 'rIiO nl',
Oh idtt- me CNPoH9'S ~
tamPhell, VINO mas mace SeNtidi 'illH
here. have been paid by the company.
share Of the expense Of maintaining
the r.. NJ. c. A.. paying $1.20O a year
on the salary Of the secretary. An
.,hSi ~ Hha3o1 rota
~ f ,- -, If,..
Ei"Ate" ~ q !'N't -"
stone To NNihk' COLO" mus lldhlHs
possible an industry ihat othelNlse
could not have been established.
-
Word was received YESTERDAY that
I.ffnft. ,rd.f had Lesn .ssl1a8
- H.. c,t.a O., afffass az fbe SAINT.
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-25

All kinds window shades In stock
and made to order. Futrelle Furni-
company, west end of Yiaduct.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
Another Route.

Angry Father
Look here, young
man, didn't I tell
you never to enter
my gate again?
Young Man-Yes,
sir. and. I respect
ed your wishes. I
climbed over the
fence.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
in the Car.

..a. -
Your fare. mad
am" saidthe street
car conductor as
he elbowed a path
through the crush.
oh. thank you,
siry" she said. mis-
taking the remark
for a compliment.
But the conduc-
tor, of course. was
memorable, and she
had to fork over.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
When a Girl.

H e eco lie 6 e
graduates do not
always marry.
She-Well, when
a girl has had a
lot of money spent
on her education
it makes her aw-
fully particular.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02

DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM.
The goat crept up and took a bite
Where lay the blast, prepared to light.
Right here" said he. "Tll dine mite.'
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
He Has 1t Cold.

He Has 1t Gold.
Racer Do you
use a fieldglass
when you go to the
races?
Pacer-No; I do
not go much on
style. A bottle is
good enough for
me,
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
WHAT'S EASIER.

81 fear can never make any man
happy!"
Mabel"
TITS so much easier to make him
unhappy, you know!"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
lneorrisihIe.
Rev. DR.. Thirdly

Rev. DR.. Thirdly
Yes. sister, I no.
ticed your servant
as I came in read
ing a novel on the
back porch. and it
grieves me that
she should thus
break the Sab
bath.
Mrs. Simple -
Dear me! I don't
see what ] am go
ing to do with that
girl. She breaks
everything in the
house.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02

MUCH WATER, LITTLE VALUE.
Bucketfuls Of water,
Little grains of sand,
Make the stocks that Wall street
Booms to beat the band.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
The Peach Crop.

The Peach Crop.
" e S, indeed"
said The, Miss Love
has a complexion
like a peach"
That's So" re-
piled her rival.
ITS bound to
fail.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02

she-so you danced with Miss Hop
per at the reception last night?
He-Yes. Did she tell you?
She-Oh, no. But 1 saw her going
into chiropodist's today.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
Rlase,


Clare--I hesitat-
ed to tell you of
my engag cement
for fear you would
not believe it.
Nonsense!
I've got to the
point where TIL
believe almostan
thing.
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02

When He Pro-
posed.
Didn't you feel
austered when he
proposed 2"
Dear, yes. I felt
as if I had stepped
off a trollc ! back
ward!"
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02


Nothing to Boast
YES" said the
orator, Il am a
self made man."
I'm that case. ("
was the reply.
you are a very
serious reflection
on your own work,
manship."
Ottumwa tri-weekly courier. [volume] (Ottumwa, Iowa) 1903-1916, 1907-03-02
Just as a Matter

Just as a Matter
of Looks.
What ever in
duced you to call
y ur daughter
Daphne, Mr.. Old
ham ?"
We'll, I dunno.
except that she al
ways kind of look
ed as Daphne as
anything else to
me-"