Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-09

! ever met" And that?" mo one
ever believes his lies Milwaukee SEN
tinel
Il viii pay Your debts TO day, but it
is positively for the last timel" "oh,
dear uncle, then wait at least until to-
morrow Pr Fdlegende Blaetter.
out of Jobg" Yes and they put
a woman in my place" Gee Well,
III tell why don't you marry the
woman Pc Cleveland Plain Dealer.
She 1 heard about the elopement.
Has her mother forgiven them? He
think not | understand she has gone
20 live with them. illustrated Bits.
Did you ever bite a Boston girl?"
No, | am afraid TO go near them" re-
piled the second mosquito. Eve heard
they are very cold-blooded - Houston
Post
My bride wanted to so on weeks
wedding toar, and wanted to stay at
home, Wen, we compromised by going
ON tour around the world Meggen-
dorser Bnetter.
Clara~-As Ethel married in haste, 1
supposed she repented Mt leisure?
Maude No; she repented at cheap
boarding house understand. Chi
eago Daily News.
II have come all the way out here"
said the tenderfoot ito see your beau
tifnl sunset" Somebody's been string
In you, stranger" replied Arizona Al.
ut amt mine. Chicago Record Her
aid
Weary Walker DE worlds all
wrong. Tired Tatters--wots eatin'
youse now? Weary Walker IF I'd
had de maxim NV II I'd made all de
roads runnin' down hill.--Chicago
News
Mrs, Tourist--I'm afraid that the
monkey wouldn't please my husband
Vendor But madame will find 1t east
er to find another husband than TO get
monkey like that for three piastres
lie Rsre.
What shall read you first?" THE
marriages" Here Is an article about
some boys who were found playing with
dynamite" "Well, read it, 1t pos
sesses the same elements of interest
Houston Post
What" queried the young man. "ls
the difference between white lies and
black lies7" white Hes" answered the
home grown philosopher, "are the kind
we tell; black lies are the kind we
hear. Chicago News.
eyes" said the Summer Girl, 'its
all Off. sent everything back to him
yesterday" mot the ring?' asked her
| friend mo, he said | could keep that
If ia send him the hammock ! caught
him In. "--Yonkers Statesman.
Mistress did you remember to feed
the cat every day during my absence?
Servant Every day but one, ma'am.
Mistress didn't the poor thing
have anything to eat all day2 sery-
ant oh, yes mn'am. She ate the ca
nary Chicago Daily News.
First Stranger Excuse me, but you
are a physician, / believe? Second
Stranger are mistaken, sir. First
Stranger-But I overheard you say you
followed the medical profession. Sec
ond Stranger so do. I'm an UNI
dertaker~-C Chicago Daily News.
Mrs Subbubs How long were you in
Your last placer Bridget o'shaunnessy
Tree months ma'am. Mrs. Subbubs
lis II possibIe7 Bridget 0'shaunnessy
--Yis, ma'am, but II wasn't me fault.
OF had de smallpox an de house was
quarantined. --Phlladelphia Record.
IAN artist" said the man with point
ed whlskers, must not think about
money II suppose not answered
Mr.. Cumrox. Every time buy a pic
ture the artist WANTS enough 70 keep
him from thinking about money for the
rest Of his life. - Washington Star.
Yeast 1t is difficult 20 tell the wait
ers from gentlemen diners at fashion
able restaurants now. Crimsonbeak-
We'll, If you happened to search 'em
when they went out you could tell the
difference. The walters have all the
money In their clothes. Yonkers
Statesman
Mr. Jagway Eat late hour, cropping
his way toward the foot OF the stairs)
There's just twice as many chairs
In this hallway as there ought t be.
My eyes might fool me on that prop'si-
ton, o course. but when | stumble
rgainst 'em, by George. know they're
there Chicago Tribune.
The millionaire from Plttsburg was
observed TO be lettering outside Of the
2early gates. why don't you hurry
m, pad knoekf'' queried a shade. "I'In
xaiting To- that other chap to get
ahead OF me-" whispered the PitisDurg
millionaire And who h. her' why,
CRATER from San Francisco By the
side OF him ! will seem as innocent as
lamb Chicago News
Farmer Pasterlot discussing liter
ature with the new boarter) Their