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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Mrs. III 4. Jones, who has been
very III with typhoid, is reported some
better today
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Sam Williams, a prominent farmer
near Cement, and little daughter, Eva
are in town today on business.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

You like meat Everyone likes
good meat we block only the best.
see Che big sign, or phone 14O limo
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Select bulk oysters received daily.
New York Counts. Phone 14O. Meals
Meat Market. limo
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Mrs. b a. Rogers has returned
from a visit TO her old home in sher
man, Texas.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Mrs. Luther Collier and little
daughter Of Caldwell, Kan are the
guests Of Mrs. George Eillman Of this
city.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Your winter suits and overcoats
cleaned, pressed and repaired We
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

The regular meeting Of the Royal
Neighbors win be held at the home of
Mrs. J. L. Robinson this evening.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Mrs Howard Miller returned last
night from a visit with relatives in
Waionga.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

r II CotreH Of FL Reno is in the
city today looking after business in
forests.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

h9race Humphreys has gone
g Wichita 90 visit relatives.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23

Oysters served in any style At Diet
zels 9-6 tt
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23
GOOD &C0.

R. 3 aud 4 TerTal Bldg. Phone $50.
9-21-3-t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-09-23
WILL TRADE FOR CHICKAsHA
PROPERTY

One lease Of 600 acres and 40 acres
Of decided land Lease runs from five
to twelve years. For further partic-
ulars see
GOOD & co.
Rooms 8 & A Terrell bldg-Phone 957
9-20 st
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-04
NORTH Hooslck

Mr. McGrath of Troy was in town
Sunday.
Miss Nicholson is visiting her sister
Mrs Brown.
Tom Mcclure of Greenfield was
home Thanksgiving.
Mr.. Peacock of Valley Falls spent
Thanksgiving III Town.
Leslie Haswell of Indian Orchard
was home over Sunday.
Rob Cathcart of Athol. Mass was
home a few days last week,
Mr.. and Mrs. George Washington
had a family gathering Thanksgiving
day.
Mr.. and Mrs Guy Holmes entertain.
ed guests from White Creek Thanks
giving day
Mr.. Cathcart had the misfortune to
sprain his wrist quite badly last week
and is unable to work.
Mr.. and Mrs. c. S. Haswell and
daughter took Thanksgiving dinner
with her sister, Mrs. Herman Niles Of
SALISBURY.
Clark Bowker, long time resident
and former Blacksmith OF this place
died at his home Monday morning af-
ter a long illness. Deceased leaves a
widow, one daughter, Mrs. Webb Of
Troy, and son. Albert of White Creek
The funeral services will be held from
his late home Wednesday afternoon at
2 o'clock.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-04
A Well Conducted Savings Bank.

The Mortified News comments on
the success attained by the Hyde Park
Savings Bank in the following very
complimentary language:
The assets of the Lamoille County
Savings Bank and Trust Co., at Hyde
Park, have passed the million dollar
mark as already noted in these col.
umns. President c. s. Page is receiv.
ing the hearty congratulations of the
press and many people upon its sue
cess--for this Is one OF the pet enter
prises of Vermonts genial ex.Gover-
nor.
1t must be conceded also that Mr..
Page has succeeded as well in the
banking line as in other directions in
which he has won the reputation Of
being one of Vermont's most success
full business men. 1t may also be not
ed that no man in the world believes
more thoroughly in the judicious use
of printers ink than Mr.. Page and
advertising has been factor in the
upbuilding of this bank.
Mr.. Page has conducted his bank
on original lines for his motto has al
ways been, Vermont money for Ver-
monters to foster Vermont industries
and develop Vermont enterprises"
1t has been Mr.. Pages boast that not
a dollar Of this banks money was ever
loaned outside of Vermont, and while
no other banking institution in the
state accepted such proposition for
itself for years, the happy tendency
of late among many of the financial in.
situations has been to seek home in
vestments. The Hyde Park bank pays
four per cent interest. Congratula.
tons to President Page upon the sue.
cess that his bank has attained under
his years of good management.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-04
Dr.. Shops
Restorative
"ALL DEALERS"
EAST ARLINGTON

Harley Hall is convalescing.
s. r Horning Is In New York.
George Stafford spent Friday in Troy.
Mrs. N. Spooner of Brandon Is a
guest at M. o.. Scutt's.
e. d. Stone OF North Adams was a
recent visitor In town.
Miss Carrie ShufFieton Is homo from
Bennington for time.
Mrs. Lucy Hawkins and daughter
Susie are in Bennington.
Mrs. Richmond Webb has been on
short visit to Winsted, Conn.
Mrs. C. A. Fields went to North Ben
nington Monday with Thelma Gaul.
Mr.. and Mrs Thomas Whitman of
Remington were guests at l. j. War
ner's the past week.
Tho Congregational and Methodist
Sunday schools are preparing fnr their
Christmas concerts.
Miss Nella Cole OF North Adams has
been visiting her parents, Mr.. ana Mrs
George Cole for few days.
Miss Julia Caldwell returned from
Ponghkeensie Monday. She was ac-
companied by Carrie Griffith.
The Burr and Burton students who
have been having few days vac; ton
returned to their studies Monday.
Carlton Hendee OF Bennington has
been spending few days with mis-
grandparents, Mr.. and MIS-. NJ. o.
Scutt.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-04
Heart Strength

Heart Strength. or Heart Weakness. means Nerve
Strength, or Nerve Misunderstanding more. Pos
lively not one weak heart In hundred Is. In IL
self. actually diseased. II is almost always
hidden tiny little nerve that really Is all at fault
This obscure nerve-the Cardiac. or Heart Nerve
simply needs. and must have, m0se power. moro
stability. more controlling. more governing
strength. Without that the Heart must continue
10 fail. and the stomach and kidneys also have
these same controlling nerves.
This clearly explains why. rs medicine. DR..
Shops Restorative has In the past done so much
for weak and ailing Hearts. DR.. Shoop first sought
the cause OF all this painful. palpitating sunocat-
ing heart distress. DR.. Shops Restorative-this
popular prescription-is alone directed TO these
weak and wasting nerve centers. IL builds;
II strengthens 1t offers real, genuine heart help.
II you would have strong Hearts. strong d.
gestion. strengthen these nerves - re-establish
them as needed. with
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-04
SOUTH ARLINGTON

Miss Barbara SpitJener, Of Argyle
has returned home after spending a
few days at Joseph Guber's.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-04
SALISBURY

School opened Monday, Miss Bessie
Mattison as teacher.
Miss Carrie Phillips of Bennington
is visiting her mother.
Miss Nettie Galusha entertained two
lady friends over Sunday.
II. 8. Barton was in town Sunday
returning to Schenectady that even
ing.
hudson Howlet of Galesbourgh,
Mich. is visiting his cousin, George
Galusha and other relatives In town.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-04

ARGo ARGO ARGO ARGO ARGO
ARGO ARGO ARGO ARGO ARGO
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-08

Having made arrangements with B lteId & CO. of this city for thePqIr
chase Of their retail business, we desire to announce that the store 0 B.
Held & Co. will be closed on Saturday the Sh, and that OF s: |. Rosenwald
on Monday the 10th, remaining SO until Saturday the 18TH tor the purpose
of inVentorying and removing our stock into our new location, which en-
bracesth entire building occupied heretofore by B Held CO. orWholesaIe
ed and right priced merchandise. we feel douby sure o pleasing the most
taShdiOuS buyers in one and all OF our various departments, and we most
earnestly solicit a kind continuance of the patronage of the many friends of
both firms assuring them that we are nOW in position to OTTER better buying
facilities than have ever been afforded IN Albuquerque before.
This tore must awpsSandb for right goods right prices right treatment ~aL We are determined
to make ROSENNMDS recognized by everyone as the store where quality meets price. md with thsfNeI
object constantly before US wcnI onand success Hoping We Will lmctnQ opportunity of demonstrate
ngo everyone our ability fill all requirements of uptolae merchandising
Yours to please, SU ROSENWAID
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-08
SE-HAHAHHHENA Ga2 aaSHSaaASHSAAaAAaAaAAA@

THE WORLD rs run or ODD AND CURIOUS PEorLEr so THERE MAJ
STILL BE THOSE WHO HAVE NOT USED MORNING JOURNAL wANT
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-08

This great stock reducing sale offers rare
opportunities -t8 prudent buyers that should not
bc overlooked A. slle without "a precedent ln
the history Of th.s great store at this season Of
tb, ycur-an enlarged department with ana al-
most endless assortment OF choice fabrics from
Domestic and foreign lopms-priced for This event
81 That they are placed within reach OF an.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
His Orders Were Obeyed.

Like many others who have achieved
greatness, or have had greatness thrust
upon them, the head of Gen. James F.
Smith, governor-ge general OF the Philippines
is innocent of hirsute adornment. Ac.
cording to story which the general
tells on himself, it so happened that on
one cold, foggy morning, when the gen.
eral (then Attorney Smith) reached the
San Francisco office, he was in anything
save good humor.
One of the first things that attracted
unfavorable attention was fresh piece
of fly paper lying On his desk.
Here" he asked, addressing his
st-nographer, what is this doing here?'
"Why, you told me to put it there
! yesterday" retorted the stenographer.
"Well, take it away" ordered Smith,
grufily.
But where shall put it?'
~ don't give a hang" said the not yet
great lawyer, 80 put it where l can't
see it."
The stenographer, whose proportion
of Irish blood was equal to thatIof heI
employer, picked up the offending fly
paper, balanced it a brief moment
thoughtfully on one hand and then
slapped it carefully on the back o
Smiths hairless head.
After which she seized her hat and coat
and wandered out into the cold foggy
morning in search of another position
| Harper's Weekly.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
Not Quite Clear.

A we'll known clergyman of Boston
was once talking to some friends with
reference to the desirability of chron.
illogical conference in ideas in the form
of written statements, when he oh,
served that there are times when this
method becomes a trife too sugges.
tive.
For instance" said the speaker, Il
once heard a minister in New IIamp-
shire make his usual Sunday morning
announcements as follows:
The funeral of the late and much
lamented sexton takes place on We'd,
nesday afternoon at 3 o'clock.
Thanksgiving services will be held
in this chapel on Thursday morning at
IL O'clock "-Lippincotts.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
A Bio Boiled Dinner.

Cooks In large hotels and boarding
houses may think they get up meals
on big scale, but when it comes to
wholesale cookery the little village of
Liss. on the London and Southwestern
railway, England, surpasses them ALL
At barbecue held there some years
ago an OK was boiled, not roasted,
whole, and this is how it was done:
A large hole was dug in the ground
and lined with brick. Inside this a
tank large enough to hold the OK was
built. The carcass was then lowered
into the tank, having first been placed
in case formed by heavy crossbars,
to which chains were attached Pull
leys from scaffoiding above We're
used to raise and lower the OK. Many
vegetables, such as carrots, onions, cab
bageS and potatoes, We're boiled with
the meat. The boiling required seven
hours. >
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
THEODORE HOOK.
Stories of the Greatest Practical Joker
of His Day

Stories of the Greatest Practical Joker
of His Day.
Of the list of geniuses the name of
Theodore Hook Is near the top. At
sixteen he was making a big income
and enjoying great popularity. His
name was blazoned In the papers as
prodigy, his portraits were in the shop
windows, and he had free admission to
all theaters and other places of amuse-
ment. For years he was a social and
literary lion. His last words were:
ut is only to the grave that must be
carried. If my poor children were
safe l would not care. l am suffering
under a constant depression of spirits
which no one who sees me in society
dreams of"
Hooks practical jokes were the talk
of the day. His intimates egged him
on continually, and there was nothing
he would stop at. One day they point
ed out to him as IN appropriate speci-
men for his museum a gilded eagle Of
enormous dimensions which had just
been erected over a grocers shop. A
ing his coterie at dinner at one of the
old taverns he ordered the game" to
be served. To the establishment of the
guests the waiter entered the room
staggering under the burden of a dish
Of unusual size. On uncOyering it
there was produced the Identical eagle
which Hook as practical joke had
contrived to carry off. Merely for this
sort of fun Hook used to pull off
knockers and bell handles, carry away
tradeSmen's signs, overturn the boxes
Of sleeping janitors and do other devil
ment until he had a roomful of house
hold attachments and street Orna-
ments
One night Hook was passing a great
house where there was a reception Of
the SWEETEST Of the swells. Dinner had
just been announced. He said to the
friend accompanying him: John, I'm
going in here to spend the evening. Call
for me at IL O'clock" The friend was
Mortified. Said he in protest, you do
not know these grand people, and you
are not an invited guest" "That's all
right Call for me at IL" Knocking
at the door, he gave his hat confident
IL to the lackey and was ushercd up
stairs. Entering the drawing room. he
affected at first to have discovered his
mistake and poured such sallies of wit
that the host and hostess actually
pressed him to stay for dinner.
At II o'clock, when his friend called,
not knowing whether he would find
Hook at the reception or in the lock-
up, he was more than astounded on
entering the drawing room to see Hook
seated at the piano delivering some ex-
tempore poetry to bevy of the fair
est women in the gathering Perceiv-
ing the entrance of this friend, the
practical joker, who had not hitherto
divulged his name, arose and said:
I'm very much pleased with your fare,
Your cellars as good as your cook;
Ny friends Mr.. Terry, the player
And I'm Mr.. Theodore Hook"
The king, being present and full of
enjoyment, took a great fancy to Hook
and Immediately appointed him treas
urer to the island of the Mauritius
with a salary Of $4,000 a year-New
York Press.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18

The men in this country who begin
by knowing 1t all generally wind up
by asking the way home.-Atlanta Con
StitutiOn
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18

Mrs. Brindle-Now, Mary, l want
you to be careful. This is some very old
table linen-been in the family for over
two hundred years, and
Mary-Ah! sure, ma'am, you needn't
worry. won't tell soul, and it looks
as good as new anyway.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
A Chanued Bird.

An Irishman who wasn't much of a
hunter went out to hunt one day, and
the first thing he saw to shoot at was
a bluejay sitting saucily on the top OF
fence. He blaZed away Mt the bird
and then walked over to pick it up.
What be happened to find there was
dead frog, which he raised carefully at
arms length, looking at it with puz,
zled air. Finally he remarked, well,
begobs, but We was a foine looking
burd befur OF blew Their filters off O.
yersew-Judge's Library.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
He Knew Them.

Once at an important function at
Marlborough House Sir Francis Knoll
lys came up to the Prince of Wales
and remarked. Some gentlemen of the
press wish admission, your royal high
ness"
"Oh," said the prince, 'show them
in. If they don't come in at the door,
they'll come in at the ventilGt tor"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
Ridiculous.

among the Quakers," said Miss
Wise, 81 believe the men wear their
hats in church"
How ridiculousw exclaimed Miss
Gidday. "As if any one could possibly
be interested In mems hats"'-Phila'
delphia Press.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
TIE Es,s and Intelligence.
Is Published Epery Friday.
JOHN D. WORTHINGTON.
TERMS.-$1.OO A Year 10 Advance.

Entered August Is, 1902, as second
class matter, Postofice at Bel Air, Md,
Act of Congress of March 3, 1879.
Transient e4dpertisen1ents.- Square
8 Insertions or less $3.50. Each subse.
quent Insertion 25 cents. Longer adver.
tisenents in the e., same ,;e. proportion:
Figure work double price.
Ubituariea and Pers onal Communtca
lions will be inserted at cents per line
Yearly Advertisements at Special Rates
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
What Troubled Him.

A well-known Albanian has a wife
with sharp tongue, according to the
Georgian.
Jones had come home about in the
morning rather the worse off for a few
highballs. AS soon as he opened the
door his wife, who was waiting for him
in the accustomed place at the top of the
stairs, where she could watch his un
certain ascent, started upkraiding hin
for his conduct.
Jones went to bed, and when he was
almost asleep could hear her still scold
ing him numerically. He dropped off tc
sleep and awoke after a couple of hours
only to hear his wife remark:
Il hope all the women don't have tc
put up with such conduct as this
Annie" said Jones, are you talking
again or YETI"
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
Needless Ceremony.

Peter had been hastily hidden to
Bobby Hunts party, and his mother
was rounding him up" in front of the
washstand.
ooh, mother" he said, "do have to
have a whole bath"
Certainly"
Peter mumbled something, and his
mother asked him what it was.
81 said were you sure it wasn't just
your idea," replied Peter. I'm certain
1 heard Bobby's mother tell you over
the telephone that the party was very
rmal."-Youth's Companion.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1907-10-18
In Harness.

1T must be fun suggested the
friend, ito daily daily with these shafts
of wit"
Not when you're hitched between
EN-" responded the press humorist,
with a sickly smlle.-Louisyille Cou-
rier-J Journal.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-02
Funderburk Company

prove that it was thrown up
from under the water. .'Wh Ell
the "strong east wind" caused
the water to be divided and to
become "a wall" it is not neces-
sarily meant that the waters
stood upright but simply the
equivalent meaning Of wall
protection. But, in any event, it
could have been miracle as
we'll at one place as at the other.
Those who favor the lower place
apply the words of the Bible 10
the sea as it now appears and
take no account of how it might
have been a! the time of the
Exodus. After the crossing Moses
lead Israel out into the wilder
ness of Shur, and after "three
days" they came to Marah. Ex-
odus Is :23.) But Marah is no
three days from the traditional
site, but would be from the 9TH
er place. We decided to visit
Marah, now called Moses Wells.
The excursion was delightful.
The latter day Moses Of Suez,
convinced us that it would be
better 10 make the trip on dom
keys rather than on camels and
we closed a contract with him.
AT the appointed hour Moses
WIS on hand with "Yankee-do'- =
die Dandy" for me and "Mrs.
Langtry" for my wife. Moses
paid no attention to sex In nam.
ing his donkeys "MrS. Langtry"
is male donkey.
TO MOSES WELLS IN PATRIARCHAL
STYLE.
Before crossing over into Ara
bia | had 10 get passport from
the Anglo. Egyptian authorities.
This was procured from clever
Scotchman who assured us that
in his opinion we could make the
trip In safety. He said that there
had been no English speaking
people over there since the clash
last year be! ween Turkey and
England over the Siani boundary
line. That stirred up the Bedow-
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-02
How 10 Remain Young.

To continue young in health and streng.
tn, do az MIS-. X. f. Rowan, McDonough,
Ga, did. She sa, 8: Three bottles of
Electric Bitters cured me of chronic liver
and stomach trouble, complicated with
such an unhealthy condition of the blood
that my skin turne red as fl mel | am
now practically 20 years younger than be-
fore ] took Electric Bitters | can now do
all my work with ease and assist in my
husbands store Guaranteed at Funder-
burk Pharmacy and Crawford Bros Drug
Store. Price SOC