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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
How to Cure a Cold.

The question of how to cure a cold
without unnecessary loss of time is one
in which we are all more or less interest
ed, for the quicker cold is gotten rio
of the less the danger of pneumonia ano
other serious diseases. Mr.. b. W. l.
Hall, OF Waverly, Va, has used Chamb
erain's Cough Remedy for years anc
says: 81 firmly believe Chamberl ain
Cough Remedy to be absolutely the hes
preparation on the market for colds.
have recommended it to my friends ant
they all agree with me" For sale by
Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
He Crossed IL Out.

A certain medical specialist was In
the habit of using a notebook to as
sist his memory. In the course Of
time his aged father died. The worthy
doctor attended the funeral as chief
mourner with due solemnity. AT the
close he was observed to draw out a
notebook and to cross out the words:
"Mem.-Bury acknowledgement.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
Brilliant Display.

The Romeo of 1910 gently steered
his air yacht to the vine covered bal
cony.
Darling" he whispered romanticai-
ly, II can see dozen stars"
"Do be careful, Romeo" cautioned
the fair Juliet as she picked a rose
from her marcel wave. "If pa comes
out you will see thousand stars"
And even then the old gentleman
could be heard hunting for his cane
Des Moines Register.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
THE puMBBRLL WHEN STARTED.

Then bend each stalk down over the
ball and thread the ribbon In and out
of the stalks until the flowers are COM
pletely covered. Now take dozen
more stalks Of lavender and make an
other ball In the same way. When the
two balls are finished intermingle theif
stalks and bind firmly with the tive
ends of ribbon which should have been
left loose and fasten off by tying In q
smart bow. These lavender dumbbells
will be found to sell splendidly at ba'
zaars and look pretty made in various
CoIorS
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10

"Rastus, you are southern bred, chr
"Yessah."
"Then what is your idea Of q perfect
gentleman
"a puffek gentleman, sub, doesn't
say nuffin else to de waiter sides his
ohdah, sub, 'ceppin' 'Yo' brack scoun'
drel, keep de change"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
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woman's 'WiIes.

"What hold Maud seems to have
on all her rejected suitors."
"Why shouldn't she, the artful thing!
She always tells a man when she re.
fuses him that she is afraid to marry
a handsome man because she would
be so jealous. ."-Cincinnah Enquirer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
Handful.

Granger-How are you getting along
AFT your house? Timson-Pretty well,
ON the whole. We are nearly out OF
everything but debt, and in time, II
things go on as they have been goin.
we ought to be out of that-Bostor;
Transcript
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
t.hinsy. Ssrains and Swellings Cured.

'In November, 1901, ! caught cold and
had he quinsy. Ny throat WAS swollen
so I could har lily breathe. ! applied
Cham berain's Pain Balm and it gave
me relief in a short time. In two days
was alright" says Mrs. L. Cousins,
Otterbnrn, Mich. Chamberlain Pain
Balm is liniment and is especially
valuable for sprains and swellings. f. +
sale by keir x Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
Notice TO Our Customers.

We are pleased to announce that 10
ley's Honey and Tar ioi coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
Not Practical.

"Why are you so dissatisfied with
that young man"
"He spends too much time commit
ting to memory the advice of rich men
on how to succeed In life instead OF
getting out and hustling for business"
Washington Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10

"How did Fakem, the hypnotist, get
along on his last trip?' as
"First rate until he tried the impos-
sible. He hypnotized a tramp one day
and tried to make him saw WOOD
Brooklyn Life.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10

Bacon-They say there are over a
million species of insects in the world.
Egbert-That's no news to me. Don't
you suppose 1 ever went to Sunday
school picnic In the woods?-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
Real Fake.

Pearl-Yes, when they were engaged
be told her he had the sweetest nature
in the world, but after their marriage
she found out he had nature like a
bear.
Ruby-Gracious! He must be one OF
these mature fakirs" you hear so
much out.-Chicago News.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
Safe Scheme.

Mr.. Phoxy-Did you send the Borems
A card for our "at home" Mrs. Phoxy
Yes. How could get out of itf Mr.
Phoxy--rll tell Borem that jerks ID
coming. Borem owes him money
Terre Haute Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
Afflicted with Sore Ewes for 33 Years.

The pleasant purgative effect exper-
fenced by all who use Chamberlain s
Stomach and Liver Tablets, and the
healthy condition of the body and mind
which they create makes one feel joyful.
Price, 25 cents. Samples free at Keir
g. Cass' drug store.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10

Editor-I hated to refuse Scribbler's
poem It was a good one.
Subeditor-Then why did you re-
fuse 1t?
Editor-Why, he said II didn't take
1t he would kill himself.-Judge.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salye is good for little burns and big
burns. small scratches or bruises and big
ones 1t healing and soothing. Good
for piles. iSoldby Keir 4 Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
RohhY's EnernY.

Mother--Why, Bobbie, what do you
mean by making baby eat that yeast
Icake? Bobbie-Boo-hoo, he swallowed
my fifty cent piece, and I'm trying to
saise the dough.-Cornell Widow.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10

Obstinate cases of constipation and
nasty, mean headaches promptly dis
appear when you take DeWitts Little
Early Riser Pills. Sold by Keir 4 Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
A Certain Cure for Crohp-J'sed for
Ten Years without a allure.

Mr.. W. C. Bott, Star City, Ind /,
hardware merchant, is enthusiastic in
his praise of Chamberlain's Cough Re-
medy. His children have all been sub
ject to Group and he has used this rem
edy for the past ten years, and though
they much feared the Group, his wife
and he always felt safe upon retiring
when bottle OF Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy was in the house. His oldest
child was subject to severe attacks OF
Group, but this remedy nevtr failed to
effect speedy cure. He has recon-
mended it to friends and neighbors and
all who have used it say that it is un-
equaled for Group and whooping cough.
For sale by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-10
LAVENDER DUMBBELLS.

They Make Charming Trifies For
Bazaar Stalls.
Take about a dozen stalks Of laven-
der and tie them together at the base
Of the flowers with one end Of va.
Of mauve baby ribbon, shape the flos.
ers into q ball, using extra pieces OF
flowers to fill up where necessary, and
wind cotton round to keep all secure
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22

and the birds and the rains are soon AT
work, and here Is oon seen a little
teathery pine or ~quivering aspen tin
and there a delicate spear of timothy
or sturdy bunch of red clover. a tramp
Wooibine peepiue UP at the foot of the
Ola charred stump, and with the pass
ina OF 4 few years there is nothing
LETT 70 tel, Of the CataclySm OF flame
save the shoatly pillar OF a blackened
and scared tree trunk here and there.
or let man strip a hillside OF its forest
covering and roofing the field over
year after year with his crops of cot.
ton ami grain and taking from its soil
its last vestige OF fertility, abandon it.
How quickly will nature make the eff
fort - repair the damage, First,
grasses or flowers. then trees, then
reStoration-no place so high or low
or hidden or exposed. made unlovely
and unproductive by elemental strife
or mans rapaCity. but some form of
life will nature find with which to re-
pair the damage and tenderly cover
the sCar.-Northwest Farmer and
Home.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22

and faster. Again Mr.. Farmer. when
you are a little older and don't feel
equal to following the pillow from
morning until night with "A team of
good weight. you can ride instead Of
walk and thus save the expense of
hiring a man for that purpose. When
circumstances make IL necessary to
send a team to own for a with a
load YOU have n equal to the oc-
casion, which is another important
factor. If you keep good horses, plan
to raise two or three good colts each
year. Light weight horses or chunks
are a drug OF the markets at $50 TO
$50. while good, well-bred draft horses
are quick sale at $3.50 and in many
cases good ones bring much more.
The up-to-date dairy man keeps dairy
COWS. the successful beef producer
keep economical beef producing stock
and the man who wants to To-
heavy loads or properly cultivate the
soil needs heavy draft horses. Ona
cant afford to breed scrubs, they are
not profitable to use. o a they be
sold at remunerative prices.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22
NATURES KINDLY WAYS

there is something very motherly
AMI sympathetic in the way that ma
ture works and repairs damages
wrought by fire, food, wind and wreck
or the destructive work of man. Here
Is a great gravel pit, d yawning chaSm
lett as testimony to the progress Of
IN" age by a railway company-an un-
slightly, useless thing, but nature uses
the winds to sweep into the crater the
yasrant leaves, and the water OF the
summer storms, stealing from more
fertile lands, gives the fertile sand and
gravel a coating of humus and fertility
and the cottonwood fugitive seed drift.
ing in the June breeze finds here a
congenial resting place, and, 10, in a
few years the unsightly seal has be-
come a pretty grove, while woodbine,
climatis, blackberry and elder bush
come through aid of bird and wind to
form an artistic border for the regen-
crate gravel pit. Or here is a fire
the legacy Of a forest horror,
when the very earth was calcined in
the furnace of flame as it passed over,
all vegetable life absolutely a%nnihilat-
I'd in its path; yet somehow the winds
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22
PROSPERITY

1t will be the purpose Of the Mime.
sofa and Dakota Farmer in the future
as in the past to labor early and late
for the two great classes of people.
both of which are important factors in
the economic conditions If the
country.
When We realize that the farmers
receive for their crops approximately
four billion dollars annually and that
the consumers pay for these same
products twelve billion dollars, we are
led to inquire why the producer only
gets one dollar for what the consumer
pays three dollars.
This great gulf that exists between
the producer and nsume is assum-
ing such huge proportions that We
may we'll give it serious considera-
tions. II the prosperity of the country
is contingent upon the success of the
producer. it certainly behooves every
interest TO protect this giant industry.
The problem of marketing the crops
of the American farmer is the II
that looms up above all others aid
one that Is a II to the general
prosperity of the country. 1t would
seems TO be an eXtravagant figure to
charge the consumer double what the
producer receives for his products
yet this would place in the hands of
the farmers Of the country the pro-
digious sum of two billion dollars an
nually. A satisfactory solution of this
problem contronts the agriculturist as
never before, a closer relation and a
more economical handling of the farm
products of the country is the burn
ing question of the day. All appre-
ciate the need but how to apply the
remedy is the question that demands
our serious consideration.
All conCede that the producer does
not receive his equitable share for
the returns of his capital and labor,
This has driven thousands of our
best young men from the farm. Give
the farmer a proper remuneration for
his products and we will see an ad.
vance in the prosperity and develop
ment Of the country that will astonish
the o skeptical. This condition
will not voluntarily rop into the farm
ers' pockets.
How would our railroads and other
great industries Of the country do in
such a case They would get together
and devise and plan ways to over
come the difficulty that threatened
their very existence. Farther they
would stand shoulder to shoulder and
&C cooperate in bringing about a reform
that would protect their interest.
We have a notable example in the
Farmers Cooperative Creamery that
has accomplished great things for the
country. Why not apply the same
remedy to all our farm products? We
believe IL practicable and hat it
would bring an unparalleled prosper
ity to the farmers as well as a great
saving to the consumer. Cut out a
few OF those eXtravagant fellows that
come between the producer and con.
umar'
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22
Aug. 22-Sept. 81
Notice OF Hearing Petition tor
Letters Parliamentary

County Of Brookinss, - In County Court
In the matter of the estate Of Flora A. Rex
ford deceased.
The state OF South Dakota sends greeting to
Belva Marie Rexford, Orson Rexford, Robert J.
Cunningham, Louisa McGrew, Rachael Fort
ner, heirs at law and next Of kin Of Flora A.
Rexford, deceased and to all to whom these
presents may come:
Notice is hereby given that Robert j Gun
bingham has filed with the above named court
and the Judge thereof a petition praying for
the issuance to him OF Letters TestemenIary of
the last will and testament OF Flora A. Rexford,
deceased, and that Monday the 9th day of
September, 1907, at 10 O'Clock, a. m. of said day,
being a day of a regular term Of said court, to
wit OF the September A. D., 1907, term, a. tho
Office Of the County Judge at the court house
in the City OF Brookin9s, County of Brookings.
State OF South Dakota, has been set As the
time and place for hearing said petition. whsn
aud where any person interested may appear
and show cause, il any they have. why said
petition should not be granted.
Dated at Brookings, South Dakota. this
10th day Of August, A.. D.. 1907.
(Seal of County Court
ALDER MATsoN.
Attest: Judge Of the County Court.
r. K. YoUNoBER9, Clerk.
HALL. LAWRENCE & PoDDLE.
Attorneys for Petitioner.
Brookings. South Dakots,
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22
MORE AND BETTER HORSES

We ara thoroughly convinced from
observation and personal experience
that the loss To the farmers in the
Middle West in not keeping more and
better horses reaches a prodigious
amount. While the stationary engine,
the gasoline engine, the tread power
and the windmill are important and
useful. il is and must ever remain
true that horses are and must be the
mainstay for the farmer. In farm
work where locomotion is required,
horse flesh is a necessity, and there
is nothing that can successfully take
his place. If horses enter so largely
into economic work on the farm. it
is important that We use those that
are especially adapted for our kind
o. work. II We want a driving horse
or a saddle horse secure a good one
in that class Don't try to do the
work of a two-inch auger with a GIN
let. II is too expensive and failure
must follow. 1t is a pitiable sight to
see a farmer send a hired man into
the field to whom he pays twenty
five to thirty dollars per month besides
board and washing, with a little driv.
ing team, the man IL ever so good
can not do more than a half a days
work and at the best only half do it.
The demand and the need on the
farm are large, strong. draft horses,
they will pillow more steadily, deeper
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22
Final Proof Notice

LAND OFFICE at Aberdeen. South Dakota,
July 10. 1907. Notice is hereby given that Hans
Of his intention to make final five jear proof in
support OF his claim, viz: Homestead Entry
No. Is ZIP, made for the Lot 8, Section %. Town
proof will be made before f.. E. Youngburs
Clerk OF Circuit Court, at Bookings, South
Dakota. on August 26. 1907.
He names the following witnesses to prove
his continuous residences upon. and cultivation
OF. the land, viz:
A TOnsager. Of volga, South Dakota; Albert
Elverud; OF BroOkings, South Dakota J. j.
Bye. OF Brookings. South Dakota; Tom Han
non, of Brookings. South Dakota.
JOHN $. VETTER. Register.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-08-22
IN Statement

OF tho condition of the Bank of Brookings.
Bookings, $. D., at the close OF business Aug.
4 !, iAAr
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-03-07
"But | know my dog. brought MIN

"But know my dog. brought MIN
TO the fold. For five nights we lay and
watched together, but saw no wolf,
and yet during the time three lambs
we're lost.
ION the sixth night lay on the
ground looking down into corner OF
the fold. The moon was full, and 1t
was almost as light as day. In the
corner of the fold where | was looking
was a motherless lamb. My dog-Jim,
| called him-was at my side.
Il watched until my eyes ached, but
finally | saw a shadow over beyond.
Then the shadow took shape, for on
a mound in the moonlight saw wolf
the biggest so far as we know that this
valley ever held. | knew then why
our dogs had gone back on us, but
still believed in Jim.
Jim saw the wolf when I saw him,
and his hair went up like bristles. That
dog crawled away from me TO the enc
my. He know that this wolf was af-
ter that poor little motherless lamb,
and to save that lamb he would try"
AS Wilson went on with his story
he moved toward the New Yorker.
Even in the gloom Of the night the
Eastern man could see the sheep herd
er's eyes CLEAN, and there was some
thing cold at his heart.
81 just stayed and watched" said
Wilson. Jim went on and on. The
wolf had his head up. He had located
the lamb. What cared he for a dog?
He had seen our dogs turn tail and
run.
Jim kept on crawling. 1t was moth
ing but a crawl. The wolf was very
near the lamb"
AS Wilson said this he was standing
as though ready TO spring. He was
carried away with his story.
THE wolf came nearer the lamb, and
Jim got nearer, too. The wolf made
one spring and Jim met him in mid.
air. In a second he had this wolf
monster by the throat and had killed
him.
Jim saved that lamb, and he killed
the wolf That's why this is called
Wolf Ranch"
The next morning at daybreak the
New Yorker was striking back over the
trail to the nearest railroad station
Chicago Post.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-03-07
TO MEET THEIR NEEDS.
Sort Of Man Who Would Embody De.
mands Of One Flock.


80 you are not satisfied with your
present minister" asks the stranger.
rs he lacking in spiritual strength"
mo, but he is too DID," explains one
of the congregation.
1--WE want a young man." says an.
other.
I'VE want a good mixer" asserts
another.
"A man who is not too strict about
things suggests another.
One who doesn't frown on smok-
ing, for instance" adds another.
Or an occasional highball," speci.
fies another.
COR a game Of bridge, or hearts, or
poker" itemizes another.
"Or a Sunday bail game" mentions
another.
"He must know the latest Stories"
declares another.
And the latest slang says anoth-
er.
HE must not oppose theatres and
dancing from another.
"And he mustn't claim that flirting
is always wrong" is the voice Of an.
other.
He must dress attractively," OBJ.
serves another.
Il see, gentlemen" the visitor
speaks, interrupting a torrent of fur
Their specifications. Il see. You can
not help being dissatisfied with the
old man who now holds your pulpit.
He is a preacher. You don't want
preacher You want a man who is
mixer and a talker and a story.teller
and a card.player and a smoker and
a sport and a dancer and a good dress
er-or one who fills some Of these re.
quirements and doesn't object II you
fill the others. know the man you
want. but you can't get him."
who is he?" asks the leading dea.
con.
Hes a commercial traveller, and
because he is all that you say your
preacher should be he gets as much
salary in week as you pay your min
lister In three months."-Life.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-03-07

inches, when It is discarded. These
stones, quarried In theft natural state.
are Of a peculiar character and are all
imported from one place in Europe,
They have never been quarried In this
country, for the reason that the ne.
culiar quality Of stone needed has not
as yet been found The dies used
by the plate engravers are also all
imported. These could, Of course be
made in this country as well as any.
where else, but the smallness OF the
demand for them would render their
manufacture unremunerative.-Phila-
delphia Record.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-03-07
The RHAPERs.

I will sing you a song OF reaper; MS
tireless scythe he swings, .
with the clover blooms around MN ~
The air grows faint and heavy with the
weight OF their perfumed bretttr,
And their rosy hues fade out beneath the
unsparlng hand OF death'
win sing you a song OF a reaper ne
moves DER the uplands brown ., II.
And wherever his sickle, flashes 'ne
ranks OF the corn fall down. In
Yesterday tall and stately 1t stood IN
To- day IL is lying helpless and bound on
the bare hillside.
I win sing you a song of reaper: tnroue"
the forest his ax-stroke rlnss,, Oh.
Where stand the oaks which oraVedb NM ine
storms through the reisns Oh d "u"
Deem have he great roots clasped the
earth, the grand heads seek the SKY nHd
But puny man has doomed tnem' anu
beneath his hand they die
win sing you, a song OF reaper Ills
sickle hath no man seen n,',,and nor
We hear not his step on the upldnu' "Oi
down on the meadows green i,,h
But he ever moves among us, through
the city and forest deep, T., Il.
And they whom his finger touches III 81
lence his secret keep.
But the corn which bowed down to the
reaper, and the fragrant grass iaio
low
Fed the hungry kline and their master
when the north winds brought the
snow. uI.
And the trees which the wind and light
ming had spared these many years
Have made a dwelling place for man
where he rests, secure from FEARS
And the Master hath sent forth the
reaper who gathers the fair ana
dear. tilt
He will add them to His treasure, which
He keeps to His hand anear;
And no more than the corn or the Clover
or the stately forest tree, -
Can We tell where He will use them-
but the Master holds the Key
-Ninette NJ. Lowater, in Youths Com
panion.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-03-07
Elective Drowning.

The dentists chair was tipped so
far back that escape for the village
seamstress, lady of remarkable con-
versatlonal ability, was impossible.
Wads of absorbent cotton were tucked
beneath her tongue, some patent APP
pliance held her jaws apart, and all
the lower half OF her countenance ex.
cept one back tooth was concealed I'M
der decidedly damp rubber dam. The
patients mouth was full of water,
speech was impossible, and the poor,
naturally laxative lady was suffering
agonies OF discomfort.
The engrossed dentist paid no heed
to her squirmings nor to the appeal in
her eyes. Fortunately, however, the
patients hands were free. Cropping
in the reticule that hung from her
belt, she brought forth paper and pen.
ell and wrote:
Help! Help! I'm drowning
Youths Companion.