The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1907-01-17
The Right Name.

OF the poor, at Fort Madison, Ia, says
cdr. Kings New Life Pills are rightly
| named; they act more agreeably, do more
good and make one feel better than any
! other laxative" Guaranteed to cure bilious
ness and constipation. 25c at r. H. M0ody's
drug store.
A lady who thought she looked Greek,
A classical costume did seek
A gown with arms bare,
With gold bands for her hare,
And her friends all said, saint she {
freek ?"
Baltimore American.
Mothers who give their children Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup. invariabl!
indOrse it. Children like it because tn
taste is SO pleasant. Contains Honey ant
Tar. 1t is the Original Laxative Cougl
Syrup and is unrivaled for the relief o
Group. Drives the cold out through tn
Food and Drug Law. Sold by K d. Moody
Joakley-I understand Crooks is anxion
to be cOngressman-at-large. Coakley-
he's in the penitentiary serving sentence
Joakley-Exactly.- Press.
81 had tried everything for my baby, un
can truthfully say it is the best medicine
ever used for babies. My little baby was I
mere skeleton from stomach troubles
bad that she did not notice anything, but il
now entirely we'll, and we can almost sex
her grOw.-Nannie L. Taylor, Bedford, Va
Cascasweet is sold by R. Fl. Moody.
Dentist-Ive filed all of your teeth tina
have cavities, sir. MahOney-Well, thin
fill tn riSt av thin, tOO-thin whin tn cavi
ties come, they'll be already filled, b'gObs
Puck.
It's pleasure to tell our readers about q
Cough Cure like DR.. Shops. For years
| Dr. Shoop has fought against the use OF
Opium, ChlOrOfOrm, or other unsafe ingredi.
entS commonly found in Cough remedies
Dr. ShoOp, it seems, has welcomed the Pure
Food and Drug Law recently enacted. fol
he has worked along similar lines many
years. For nearly 20 years DR.. Shops
| Cough Cure containers have had a warning
printed on them against Opium and other
narcotic pOisons. He has thus made it pos
sble for mothers to protect their children
by simply insisting OF having DR.. Shops
Cough Cure. Sold by }. II. Montgomery,
Searsport, X. H. Moody, Belfast.
swell. little one," said the kindly old
stranger, what are You going to be e. when
you grow to be a man?" 81 guess I'll be
freak" replied the wise little one "a
Philadelphia Press.
| DISTURBED THE CONGREGATIONS.
The person who disturbed the cOngrega-
ton last Sunday by continually coughing is
| requested to buy a bottle of Foley's Honey
and Tar.-R. II. Moody.
Hixon-1 dropped penny in front Of a
blind begger this morning, just to see what
| would happen. Dixon-Did he pick it up ?
HiXOn-NO. He said: snake it dime,
boss. an III forget that Pm blind. -
Chicago Daily News.
Wise Counsel From the South.
81 want to give some valuable advice to
those who suffer with lame back and kid
ney trouble" says j. r. Blankenship, of
Beck, Tenn. 81 have proved to an abso-
| positively cure this distressing condition:
| The first bottle gave me great relief and
| after taking few more bottles, was COM
| pletely cured; SO completely that 1t be-
comes a pleasure to recommend this great
remedy" Sold under guarantee at K. ii.
| Moody'S drug store. Price SOC.
In Gotham lat-Briggs-They say
| that two hens roosting in a chickenhouse
| will raise the temperature enough to keep
| it from freezing. GriggS-You don't say ?
| If that's the case I'll have to get couple
and keep them in my apartment.-Judge.
GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protruding
Piles. Druggists are authorized TO refund
money if PAZO OINTMENT fails TO cure
in to IA days. SOC. tt
| Miss Skremer-Papa says if give up my
| singing lessons he'll give me pair of
| diamond earrings. Miss Sharpe-1ou've
never worn earrings. have you? Miss
pierced. Miss Sharpe-Oh, see his idea.
tie wants to pay you back in your own coin.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
This is to certify that all druggists are
authorized to efund your money if Foley's
Honey and Tar fails to cure your cough or
cold. 1t stops the cough, heals the lungs
and prevents serious results from a cold.
Cures la grippe coughs and prevents pneu-
monia and consumption. Contains no OPT
ates. The genuine is in a yellow package.
Refuse substitutes.-R. Ii. Moody.
"They say he's wonderfully strong. Is he,
do you know ?" 81 should say he is! He
can lifSa Christmas magazine in one hand"
Puck
Plies get quick relief from DR.. Shops
Magic Ointment. Remember it's made
alone for Piles-and it works with GER
tainty and satisfaction. Itching, painful,
prot uding, or blind piles disappear like
magic by its uses. Try it and see! Sold by
}. II. Montgomery, Searsport, K. H. Moody,
Belfast.
"Dear, you know Jack was just crazy to
marry lne," remarke ed the new bride eyes.
That's what everybody thinks. Milwau-
kee Sentinel
For Over Sixty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soOthes the child,
softens the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for Dar-
rhGa. Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by
druggists in every part of the world.
Twenty-Five cents bottle. Its value is in
calculable.
Copy reader-Man dropped dead in
Turkish bath. How'll l head the story ?
Night editor-Another Sweat Shop Outrage.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
How to Avoid Appendicitis.
Most victims of appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated. OrinO
Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic cOnsti-
patton by stimulating the liver and bowels
and restores the natural action of the bow
els. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does not
nauseate or grippe and is mild and pleasant
to take. Refuse substitutes.-R. III. Moody
Mamma-There, Dick you just go right
to bed without a mouthful of supper Dick
oh, mamma, / can't sleep on an empty |
stomach Mamma-Then turn over on |