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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12
Quaker Reflections.
NudNVT OTIVCtIOIto1
From the Philadelphia Record.

From the Philadelphia Record.
Many a fellow looks like 80 cents
who isn't worth ever that.
The Englishman who drops his his
doesn't realize that he makes a jay
of himself.
In the game of love, al in q game of
cards, 1t is necessary to hold hands.
The man who tries to tinker with
his own watch doesn't always improve
his time.
At some of the seashore places men
were very scarce, and there weren't
even my buoys.
The artist holds the mirror up to
nature, but the average woman has
other uses for her mirror.
There is quite a difference between
having everything we need and hav-
ing everything We want.
1t sometimes happens that the pro-
digal son returns home only to discover
tina the fatted calf has been eaten by
the summer boarders.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12
Following instructions.

An old bachelor. who lives in the sub
urbs of a southern city, hires a negro
to clean UP his room, I'LL the lamp and
perform like services. A few days ago
the colored domestic, who had been
using his employers backing, said:
BOSS, our blackin' am done out"
What do you mean by saying our
blacking?'" growled the sordid en-
ployer, everything belongs to me. I
want you to understand that nothing
belongs to YOU"
The terrified darby ~apologized and
promised to remember. On the follow
Ing Sunday the bachelor happened to
meet the colored mental, accompanied
by a chocolate-colored woman pushing
a baby carriage.
WAS that your baby in that car
riage?" he asked h next day at his
home when he vas entertaining quite
q number Of his friends.
mo. boss, OATS not our chile; dat's
your chile. Use neber gwine to say
muffin belongs to me no NOAH"
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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12
Settled.
From Harper's Weekly.

During a proved discussion ar
the Players club in New York the
other day. a friend asked Raymond
Hitchcock to define the difference be-
tween q tragedian and q comedian, to
which the Yankee Tourist" I re-
piled: We'll, l hate to talk about my
self, but / have come to believe that
a comedian is simply an actor with
blond hair, while a tragedian Is a bru-
nette who thinks he Is an actor"
How about the brunette comedians
and the blond tragedians?"
They're nature fakirs." ,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12
Solicitor Ito clerk)-Do yo.

Solicitor Ito clerk)-Do o play the
piano, Muller?
Muller-Yes, sir. Wagner is my IA
vorite composer.
Solicitor-Ah. I thought so. That is
the reason why my best typewriter IL
out of order since you have been us
ing IL.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12
PART Iv-DAwN.
I.
A BREAKS.

II was not until the Sunday evening
following Tremaine's departure that I
found himself alone with Cecily and
4 a position to begin that conversa-
ton from which I hoped 30 much.
In the morning I had taken her TO
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12

Politics Is letting n voters have
everything to say about everything ex-
cept governing themselves.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12

! saw n barn the other day which ha
never been stained UP from the accu
mutation of n along the sides. I
TACT, no manure was ever thrown oul
Every day It was thrown into a spread
er, and when 1t was full the manur
went onto the meadows.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12

When you see a woman dressed up
carefully below the knees she expects
to meet some muddy street crossings.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12

Clover and alfalfa have done we
this a and good stands have bee
secured. This has been a favorable sea
son for all legume crops, but II mign
be Well to walt and see how these crop
get through the winter. before large
acreage is put QUA
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12
FARM FACTS.

J Keep all the good and tried old sows
for the early litters. l would never
discard an old SOW as long as she
would bring q litter of six to eight
pigs. Besides, those who want to raise
fancy pigs depend upon their old sows
to do Ii. ... ".
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12

The best titled farm I have v en seen
was one where stock was never allowed
on the fields during wet weather or
when the ground was soft. These helds
were always mellow; they were dry
and they plowed and cultivated the
incest of any ground ! ever saw.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-12-12

Norway has twenty hospitals de-
voted to the treatment OF leprosy.
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1907-05-30

Sn Der a0nissberser 6artungidben<
3eitung finoet ii9 folgenbe Mn3eigt.
rleberall gu 9aben in Doien q 10
pfennig. 9Dbere Mdb9enl4ule bon
@mma Naui4ning." DAB bieie b0bere
Wtdbdenihule f4on in 10 fleinen so.
fen gu haben 1T, lnadt iie speifelos
fir tletne 2eute Defenders empfeblbar.
Mtdter: rMnsetlaster! 6aben @is
nod trgenonel9e Whlberunssgriin6e
seltenb gu mahen2" Mngetlagter:
.Sutpobl, 9err Ri9ter! Sd bite @ie,
bic grobe Sugeno metnes Wertei6imrS
in 8etraht au aieben."
\ X
Der ptro alien sefalen aufs beit, I
Der iih alles sefallen ldbt.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
ONE HUGHES
BILL PASSED
This Shows a Break in the
Opposition.
] NATIONAL GUARD TO BE
Investigated Superintendent KeIsey's
Trial Is Resumed The Hearing
win BE Concluded This
Afternoon.
NATIONAL GUARD TO BE

Albany. M 81, April i2.--Isy unani-
nous VOTE the Senate yesterday morn
ing passed Governor Hughes measure
calling for an Investigation Of the Ma
tional Guard This Is the first of the
bills belonging 10 Governor Hughes To
pass both bfanehes III the. legislature, and
indicates That the long blockade OH his
measures Iii breaking down. The, lAs-
sembly naast again pass the bin because
of several slight amendments, but The
bill win reach him next week and De
the first measure in his programme 70
arrive
The triit nf Superintendent 81 lilsuit
ance kelsey was resumed yesteYelay. end
Attorney General Mayer was the first
witness. The defense alleges some sem
sationa facts will be presented iii tht
course 0f the afternoon. The case viii
be closed this afternoon, and the judi.
ciary committee will report ii to the
Senate next week. This progress in the
Kelsey case also indicates that the legis-
lature is steadily yielding to the pressure
invoked by the governors appeals to
The people,
Friends Of ballot reform have asked
the governor to make further appeal
on this subject, which Is the only one
Of his recommendation hopelessly buried
ut present.
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Women

cite relief SO much desired. If
taken on first indication of
pain or misery, they will allay
the irritable condition Of the
nerves, and save you further
suffering. Those who use them
at regular intervals have ceas-
ed to dread these periods. They
contain no harmful drugs, and
leave no effect upon the heart
or stomach il taken as directed.
They give prompt relief,
Il have been an invalid for 0
years. ] have neuralgia. rheumztia1n
and pains around thE heart. by
Using DR. Miles Anti-PaIn Pills am
relieved OF the pain. and get SLEEP
ans rest I think had I known Of
the Pain Pills when / was FIRST taken
sick, they would have cured me.
recommend them for periodic pains"
MRS. HENRY FUNK. p. Akfen,o.
Or. Niles Anti-Paln pills ere sold BY
your druggist, who wifi guarantees that
the first package Will benefit. n II
falls, he will return your mercy.
20 n6sea, Is cents. NsseF sold IN bulk
Miles Medical Co., ElIshart. Ind
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
.RICkERT & WELLS, Druggists

Aed Ralph Tyler of Columbus Nj auditor
'at the navy department with salary
Eof $4,000. This IL his reply To the Ohio
machine, which opposed the appointment
LOT a negro for q federal position in that
state; he takes The man to Washing
ton,
The movement for another aerm fol
Roosevelt is spreading; more states and
men have Endorsed him; but the situa,
ton takes a humorous turn when John
Temple Graves 81 Georgia suggests that
William ]. Bryan place Roosevelt Ii
nomination in the Democratic conven.
tidn as that party's candidate; Colonel
Bryan, however refuses to promise tc
id SO unless conditions change; he fav,
ors La Toilette II Republican mist hf
selected ID head the Democratic ticket
Congressman Longworth, who ii supposed
to be near the president, ha- declared
himself in favor of the nomination 81
William II, Taft, and says he has moth
ing to add TO Roseyelt's statement in
relation TO another term.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
For Mothers
Greatest Care Needed in Selecting Right
Food for Baby.

Every mother should consult her ply
stefan before deciding what food to use
for her little one. More sickness i.
caused by the injudicious use Of con.
densed milk and ordinary cows min,
than from all other causes
Among the half dozen foods that ply
sicians recommend, no one il more highly
esteemed than Justfood, as when pre-
pared in accordance with the simple, di.
rections for use, Il is physically the same
as mothers milk, containing bone and
tooth.forming material that ohviates al
fear OF soft teeth Or ricketts,, and as il il
very delicate and easily absorbed The
baby holds IL down and thus gains All
the food nouIishment.
II i the most economical Of all anti.
lloial foods for the baby, costing 30 cents
$500 or $3.50, according TO the size o.
the package. Sold by druggists. When
the largest package IS bought a meal
for the little baby costs less than Q
penny.
Liberal sample Of lustfood win bs
sent free 30 any mother. Jnstfood 90.
go No. Franklin street, Syracuse, N. X
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
sbo,t III from tIle Hamond sire

M 4 hort ctlt from tfe Hamond street
nro VA III their home on Canterbury
t,ost thev walked down the railroad
tpapls Tfe Albany express was three
hours later. and cloud of steam hid
from NJ n the girls as they stepped from
behind 4 freight train
when Tie steam cleared away, engi-
naer Weuaon saw the girls rolling down
As embarrassment. The bodies Of the SIS
! fers were picked up on the bank at the
rear III tle housesin which they lived.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
LORD cRoMER QUITS OFFICE.
Sir Eden Cost Succeeds as British
Agent in Egypt.


London, April 12.--Foreign Secretary
Grey announced in the House Of Com.
mons yesterday that Lord Cromer, the
British agent and consul general in
Egypt, had resigned his post because OF
i'll health, and that Sir Eldon Gorst had
been appointed to succeed him.
Earl Cromer Evelyn Baring) has
been the British agent and consul gen
eraI III Egypt since 1883. He formerly
occupied other diplomatic positions, IN.
Guiding those Of private secretary TO
the Earl Of Northbrook when the latter
was vieeroy Of India, 1876; commits
sioner of the Egyptian public debt,
1S7T.T9, and financial member Of the
council Of the governor general Of
India, 1880.
The reports Of Lord Cromcr on the
progress Of the various administrative
departments Of the Egyptian govern
ment, issued by the Foreign Office April
3, dealt at length with the anti Britiah
movement known as Egyptian ma.
tionaIism,n which he described as a
plant aof exotic rather than indigenous
growth. and as being deeply tinReL
with pan.Islamism," thereby meaning,
lie added, "a combination OF an Mos
lens throughout the world to defy and
resist the Christian powers Viewed
in thisaaspect, the report continued, the
movement required to be watched care.
fully by all European nations, as Il
might possibly lead 10 sporadic out.
bursts IN different parts Of the world
Sir Eldon Corst has been assistant
under secretary Of state for foreign az,
fairs since 1904 tIc was born IN New
Zealand ia 1851 and entered The diplo-
matte service as an.attaehe in 1855. He
became controller 81 direct taxes for Che
Egyptian government N 1890, under The
secretary Of state for finance in 1924.
adviser to the ministry 81 the interior
IN tso4 and financial adviser to the
Egyptian government, ts0s-1oo4.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
STRIKERS STAMPEDE.
More Than 700 Return to Work at Lo-
rain Yesterday Morning.

Lorain. o., April i2.--There was reg
ular stampede among the strikers re,
turning to work at the local yards Of
the American Shipbuilding company yes,
terday The number of men who went
back is estimated &C between roo and
500.
Every joiner who was out went back
and this department IS running with a
full force. The blacksmith department
"A also opening with nearly rs full quo
Ia. The carpenter shop il also running
nearly to it's capacity.
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LONDON PAPER RTDICULES
LMAS--JER0ME oRATORY
It would Disgust an English Judge
and Jury Alike.

London, April le--C Commenting in the
trial at New York Of Harry X. Thaw
for the murder Of stanford White, the
Evening STANDARD today ridicules the
oratory of Messls DeInas and jerome
as being 1fapdoodIe, say II considers
Mr.. Delmas the worst sinner i'll this
respect, and odds that it seemed as II
a minor poet had been left loose upon
the court. 2
The paper inquiries If il Is possible
that jury Of practical experienced
men could be influenced BY such empty
rhetoric" and says:
Oratory Of such kind i inconceiv-
able in an English court, Ii would dis
gust the Judge and jury alike and pro
woke bitter remonstrance even from
the prisoner at bar"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
KNOWS NOTHING or TREATY
Fielding Speaks Officially For Canada
on Relations with q. $.

Ottawa, April 10, Afr. Lewis Of West
Huron, asked the Government ID the
House Of Commons yesterday II there
was any tr,ish in tne report from WASH
ington al til a trenty being drafted be-
tween Great Britain and the United
States III respect To the appointment
of joint high commission between
Canada and the United States. He said
he hoped ii was not correct Mr., Field
ing, minister Of finance, who is acting
premier, replying. said
Il have no information on the sub
ieet and 1t is safe 10 assume that the
newspaper reports Of that character are
not reliable.n
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12

Have you neglected your kidneysf
Have you overworked your nervous sys.
tenn and caused trouble with your kid.
neys and bladders Have you pains In
Icins, side, back, goins and bladderf
Have you habby appearance Of the
iace, especially under the eyesi Too
frequent a desire 10 pass nrinef ii
So, Williams Kidney Pills will cure you.
Sample free. BY mail soc. williams
Mig. Co., proprietors, Cleveland, Ohio.
Sold by c. II. Kendrick & Co.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
CONFERENCE AT HAGUE.
United States Formally Invited to
Peace Conference.

( Washington, April ia,--Thc State De-
partment has received from Minister
Var Swipdpren, OF the Netherlands. The
formal notification of the meeting OF
the second Hague Peace Conference on
June Is. The note OF the Netherlands
Minister says that he has Just received
this advice from the Minister OF For.
eign Affairs Of the Government Of her
Majesty, and he adds that he has also
invited Mexico, to which country he Ii
also accredited, to send delegates to the
conference.
3 1t Is probable that Secretary Root will
be ready to announce the names of the
delegates to the conference tonight OF
tomorrow.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
DON'T WAIT TOO LONG.

At the first sign Of backache
or pain III the region Of the kid
neya. or weakness and urinary
trouble, the following simple.
prescriptions should be used
Fluid extract dandelion, one
half uHnce; compound kargon,
one ounce; compound syrup sar.
saparilla, three ounces. Take d
teaspoonful after each meal and
at bedtime.
Any good prescription pharma-
cy viii supply those three in
gradients az small cost, which
can easily be mixed By shaking
well III 4 bottle. This Is said
To foree the kidneys To filter
the sour acids and poisons from
the blood, overcoming the worst
eases Of rheumatism.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
BANK AS A REFoRMER.
Concern Gives IS to Drnnkards Whom
Stop Drinking.

Chicago. April ia premium Of S.
a head for all Chicago dr1inkards who
will reform for year has been offered
by the Union Trust company bank. As
each man makes the promise he will re-.
ceive certificate Of Identification which
be will take to the bank and have the
9V'' placed to his account, free. Every
month thereafter he will be required TO
deposit at least 50 to show that he
means to tread the straight and narrow
path in the future.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
FoRAKER,s SPEECH TAME.
1t Caused General Disappointment in
Washington.

Washington, April l2.-Political WASH
ingtou Is greatly disappointed in Senator
F0laker's speech at Canton, which seems
to lack the vigor usually shown in his
public addresses, and which is likely to
fail as a vote getter.
President Roosevelt has found in Ohio
the negro he is said to have been seek
ing for federal Office He has appoint
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12

Fair Haven Voters Also Decide to Buy
Road -0ficers Elected.

Fair Haven, April I2--In the hope
Of husbanding the water supply, which
has been decreasing seriously during
the last few years, II has been voted to
reinstall the meter system, which was
i'll nse here some years ago. 1t WAS also
voted to construct a new highway from
Mechanic street to Caernarvon street,
and to call it Third street; and 10 buy
a steam roller for not more than $500,
"a be- paid fof in installments q, $500
d year. ~
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
BASE BALL
OPENS UP
Boston Americans Take Great
Game From Athletics
I'm FOURTEEN INNINGS.
COMBS Pitched Strong Game for
Thirteen and Then Weakened,
Allowing -Four Hits and
Giving Pass
I'm FOURTEEN INNINGS

X. IA . tl 9
Philadelphia, April II. The Boston
and Philadelphia Americans opened the
baseball season in hair-raising game
| Of fourteen innings, which finally went
70 Boston yb scorcsof to 4. COMBS
was IN the box for the home team and
held the visitors well until the fourteenth
when fouf safe hits ana 1 flee pass gave
the visitors four runs and she game
Young pitched eight innings and Tame
hill finished the game for Boston. Both
held the home siIiggers safely. The field
ing on both sides was rather cratic
The Athletics scored first In the third
inning on Knights hit, Coonbs' sacri-
flee and an error BIZ Wagner On ain at Y
tempt 10 field Cross gronnder. SulIi-
Ivan, the new Boston olitfeIder, saved a
score II two by making d brilliant catch
OF Seybold's long rap. Boston eyened
Iup in tho next inning on an error by
knight, Freeman's sacrifice and Ferris
| two.baser.
The visitors had a bad seventh inning
when Schreck singled after Murphy had
famed. Lord flied To Wagner and Schreck
stole Then knight tripled and Hoey
| followed with a muff of COMBS fy,
bringing in two scores.
The first man up for Boston's IN the
ninth, Ferris, landed for a home nun
over the right field fence. Wagner was
out and Criger drew a pass. Shaw,
tbatting for Young, forced Criger Then
| Murphy fumbIed SulIivan's gTonnder, and
d single BIZ Collins and double by I'M
glanb brought in two runs, putting the
Visitors one ahead.
TannehiI went into the box and
Schrecl opened mp with double Lord
was out but Collins failed to get SchrecIS
at the plate on knights offer Coonbs
fapned and knight was out at home on
Hartsel's rap.
With the score thus tied, the teams
went four more inning with each aide
easily disposed Of. The fourteenth open
ed up with TannehiIl at the bait. Muir
ply threw him out, but Sullivan came
to time with double. Coonibs passed
Collins. Unglsud landed for triple,
scoring Sullivan and Collins. Hoey foul.
ed out, but Freeman made home run.
Ferris singled and stole second, but Wag-
ner closed the inning BY tanning.
The home players went out in one,
two. three order, Ferris taking Murphy
fy, Hoey gathering ia Sehfeck's ditto
and Collins taking Lords foul.
Other American League Scores.
At washington-New York ,, Wash
ington p
At st. Louis-st. Louis /, Chicago ..
[ A Ta4,.rsf nrk~asx > Cflaxnfan1 n
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
I IRE at
Relief

During that trying period in
which women so often suffer
from nervousness, backache,
sick headache, or other pains,
there is nothing that can equal
Dr. Miles Anti-Pain Pills.
They stop the pains, soothe the
nerves. and give to
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
WOMAN DROPS DEAD.
Mrs. John H. Moore, Of St Johnsbury,
Member Of Cecelian 0uartette.

50. bloomsbury, April Edith, wife
Of John IT, Moore, fell dead yesterday
morning &C her home IN Suuimeryile
She Is survived BY her husband, two
sons, her parents, Capt. and Mrs, =. L.
Povsry, and three sisters. Mrs Meore
YVES d membw Of the cecelian auartct,
q well know musical organization.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
National League Scores.

st Boston--Wet grounds.
At New York Philadelphia 0. New
York forfeited because crowd swarm
ed on feld).
At Chicaro---Chicago d. ST. Louis /.
At Observation-Disclosures 4, Pittsburg
4
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PILES CURED IN 8 To u DAYS.

PAz0 OINTMENT Is guaranteed 60
cure any case Of itching, blind, bleeding
or pfotruding piles in 6 to IA days
or money refunded. soc.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
chiekasaw Has $1,000. GOO Fire.

Chickasaw, I. n, April l2.--rhe cot
ton compress here, together with vast
amount 81 cotton. was burned yesterday,
causing loss Of $i,ooo,o00.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
VICTIM OF -HooDoo. MIL.
George Larsen Killed at Dorset on Wed
nesday.

Dorset, April i2.--The climax to q
series Of accidents which have given rise
10 the name OF the "Hoodoop came yes,
terday al the Shuttleworth marble mill
when George larsen of New York, aged
IS years and boss of a gang OF eight
men who were moving a big fy.wheel
met his death in peculiar manner, The
exact cause being a mystery. Larsen
was pinned now by The hy.wheel, which
weighs three tons, and which slipped Oh
the skids at the men were rolling It into
the mill. He was caught under one OF
the spokes. and was quickly released
without a mark ON his body, but sue.
eumbed TO the nervous shock. IL is be.
lieved, ten minutes later. The only ap,
parent explanation OF the mans death
Is that the pressure OF the spoke on his
stomach in The region OF the solar plexus
d nervous center, brought q total lphysi-
cal collapse. There i general feeling
here that an autopsy should be held "a
determine Just why the man died, and
the selectmen Of me town may be called
upon TO take some action in the mat
{er
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12
TWO SISTERS KILLED.


Worcester, Mass, April ~. LENA, ~
years old, and Mary Beeie. "A, daughs
tiers Of Mrs. Louise Derosier, both ef
them clerks in department store, were
killed together Wednesday night while
Oh their way home from work III MAX
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-04-12


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