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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
"BOO-HOO"
Shouts a Spanked Baby.

such as white bread. potatoes. rice.
partly cooked cereals and such.
StarChy food Us not digosted In tho
upper stomach but passes on into tho
duudcnum. or lower stomach and In.
tcstincs, where, In a healthy indiyld.
uul, the transformation Of the starch
Into form OF sugar is completed and
then the food absorbed by the blood
But II the powers OF digestion are
weakened, part Ut the starchy food
VIII lie In the warmth and moisture OF
the body and decay, generating gases
and Irritating the mucous surfaces I'M
~ under such conditions the whole
lower part OF the alimcutnry canal la.
GLIDING the colon and tho appendix,
becomes Involved. Disease sets M
and NJ times takes the form known as
appendicitis.
When the symptoms nf the trouble
make their appearance. would IL not
De good. practical. common sense, to
discontinue the st1rchy food which ia
causing the trouble and take a food
in which the starch has been trans.
formed into % form of sugar In tho
process of manufacture?
This rs iduntIcuIly the same form of
sugar found iu the human body after
starch has been perfectly dlgosted.
Now, human food ls made up very
largely ot starch and ls required by
the body for energy and warmth.
Naturally, therefore. its use should bo
continued, it pus bile, and for the rou.
sons given above h is made possible
10 the manufacture OF Gauc.Nuts
In connection with this change ut
food to hring relief from physical dis.
iurbunccs We have suggested washing
ont tho iutosiiuos 20 got rid of the I'm.
mediate cause of the disturbance.
Naturally, there are Cgsps where the
disease has lain dormant and the
| abuse continued too lunr. until ap.
parontIy only the knife win avail. But
IL is wollostabl.shod fact among the
best physicians who are acquainted
with the details above rpctcd. that
preventative measures are far and
away the bcsI
Are We to Dee condemned FOR suggest.
! ing way tu prevent disease hy fol-
Z lowing natural methods and for per.
IrcilnE 20 food that contains no "medi-
/ emo ana produces no medicinal ef-
| Iecls. but which has guided literally
| thousands oi persons from sickness to
! hcNih' We have received during the
/ years past upwards OF $4,000 letters
| irNm people who have been either
/ helped or made entirely well by iol.
/ lowing our suggestions, and they are
| simple
" conee dsagrces and causes any
. NJ the ailments common 10 some cot
fee users quit It aud take on Postum.
II white bread, potatoes, rice and
other starch foods make trouble. quit
ana use Grapo.Nuts food which Is
largely predigested and viii digest,
nonrlsh and strengthen, when other
forms of food do not It's just plain
| old common sense
There's Reason for Postum and
! Grape.Nuts
! Postum Cereal CO.. Ltd.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

How have the hypothetical scien-
lists aud the opponents ot unbellef
benefited themselves or humanity at
large by sowing the seeds " doubt
broadcast 900 the world7 The real sci.
onusts do not tall in this category, Tor
they are believers ln the real sense "
the word. they know too much. they
have seen too many mysterious mani.
iestatlous Of the Divine creative pow
or Now those who have disposed of
the Bible and an evidences Of insplra-
ton. have written a great many books
and some OF them have won what thO
world at large lightly calls fame Ac.
cording 40 the ordinary measures that
are applied In such cases. they have
been extremely successful. but real
success means the benefit Of human.
ity In some form or other u no such
benefits can be- shown as the result "
their luburs. their success rs not equal
To that achieved by the dircst poverty
and the deepest ignorance - joel
Chandler. In Uncle Rcmus Magazine.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

a now novel by Octave Thanet.
the author of The Man Of the Hour"
has just been published by the
hobbs. Merrill company Of lndlanap.
oils The title Of the now novel Is
'rhc Lions share" and II Is an at
tack upon the ruthlessncHs ~ our
modern captains Of finance, cmphn.
sizing the families made homeless,
the women reduced To starvation or
worse. aud the men driven to suicide
through the hcightofhand manipula.
ton Of stocks by the great captains
OF finance A case Of kidnapping. a
train robbery and the san Francisco
earthquake disaster are among the
occurrences chrohiclod IN the action
Ut the story and the plot a. an intrl.
cate ono. keeping the reader guess.
ing until the nnal chapter II is an
interesting story of the present time
~ real every day people. and Is we'll
worth the reading
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

A Doctor OF Divinity. now Editor OF
n wcllknoWu Religious paper. has
written regarding the controversy be-.
tween Golfers Weekly and the Re,
llglous Press OF the Country and 9th
ors, including ourselves Also regard.
ing suits Tor libel brought hy Golfers
against us for commenting upon It's
methods,
These are his sentiments, with some
very emphatic words LETT out
The religious Press owes you q
debt OF gratitude for your courage In
showing up Golfers Weekly as the
"Yell-Oh Man" Would you care 60
use the incloscd article ON the boo
Hoo ilahy" as the "lellOh Mans
successor
"a contemporary remarks that Col.
Hers has finally run agIinst solid
hickory Post and been damaged In
rs own estimation To the tune Of
S7bOOOO0O.
"Horc Us publication which has, in
utmost disregard oft the facts, spread
broadcast DAMAGING statements about
the Religious Press and others and
has suffered those false statements tp
20 uucontradictod until. not satisfied
after finding the Religious Press too
quiet, ana peaceful To- resent the Inc
SUITS u makes lhr Ill0l'hr OF N'Nu'l'
ing into fresh field and butts lts rat
tied head AGAINST this Post and all the
World laughs, Even Christians smile,
as the Post suddenly turns and gives
Il back % dose OF its own medicine
1T Is a mistake Co say an the World
laughs no CHEEKY laugh comes from
COllipr's hut 10 cries mud hoo lODs like
y V SnonEad b,h, and wnpts s75o O0o oo
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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

DDS. has not made Itself more ridicu.
lous than any comment Of ours could
make II.
Does Golfers expect to regain any
sclfinilictod loss Of prestige by de.
monstratlng thru suits for damages.
that Il can be more artful In cyadinE
liability for libols than the humble
but rcsentful victims Of It's defamation
or does Il hope for starting a campaign
Ut libel suits to silence the popular in.
dlgnation, rcpruach and resentment
which Il has aroused.
Golfers can not dodge this public
controversy 10y private law suits. %
can not pustpunu the public judgment
against H. That great jury, the Pub,
lie, will hardly blame MS for not wait.
Ing until We get a petit jury In a court
room, before dcnuunciug this prod.
isul detruCtur of institutions founded
aud fustcred either by individuals OF
by the public, itself
No announcements during our entire
business career were ever made
claiming medicinal effects for either
Postum on Grape Nuts. Medicinal Of.
fgcts are results obtained from the
use OF medicines
Thousands of visitors go thru our
entire works each month and sec Tor
themselves that Grupo,Nuts contains
absolutely nothing but wheat, barley
and a little salt. Postum absolutely
nothing hut wheat and about ten per
cent OF New orleans Moassos. The
art Of preparing these simple elc.
monts In scientific manner To- obtain
the best food value aud flavor. re-.
Qulrcd some work aud experience Ia
acquire,
Now, when any publication goes far
| enough out of Cos way 90 attack us De-
cause our advertising Is medical 10
/ simply uuDrs q remarkable exhibition
Of Ignorance or worse.
We DO claim physiological or bodily
results Of favorable character follow
| ms the adoption OF our suggestions re
garding the disCuuuuuauCc OF coffee
and foods which may not be- keepiur
the individual In good health ",
/ have no advice 10 odrr tho perfectly
hcalthiul person. HIS or her health
/ is evidence IN itself that the beyor
ages and foods used exactly ht thai
| person. Therefore, why change?
] hut To- the man on woman who q
! ailing we have something 10 say as
| result OF an unusually wide cNperionc,
In food and the result Of proper feed
| ing.
In the palpably ignorant attack oI
uH In Golfers appeared this state
| ment,-"One widely circulated para
| graph labors 10 induce the impression
that Grape. Nuts will obyiate the No
| cCssity Of an operation IN append
cItls. This is lying and potential!
deadly lying"
In reply TO this exhibition of-wol
let the reader name H. the Postum Co
says;
Let II be understood that append
cltis results from long continued dis
urbance In the intestlnes caused prl
] marily by undlgesled starchy food
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
The Mound CITY,

ST. Louis reluiccs BOO the sobHpuet
OF Mound Ciy from the fact that the
original settlers found there many
elevations which 90 ls supposed were
relies of that strange people who
dwolt 600 the Ohio and Mississippi val.
leys and are known to modern times
only as the Mound Builders SO AIDE
quaio explanation has yet been found
" their strange mode ot leaving
memorials OF their existence The
limestone bluffs ON which a part ot
st. Louis stands furnish a solid foun.
dalton for the business buildings
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
She Was WIllInn

Yes" says the husband u hav,
consented to accept the nomination
u avn so glad the party is begin
ming 10 recognize your merit" beams
the wife
Now my dear" the husband con
tinues you know that political at
fairs are not love feasts. by any
means. You must expect to see me
yilincd and attacked In soandalous
manner No doubt the opposition will
try 10 dig up sensational rumors about
me, and all that sort Of thing. but you
must not"
We'll she interrupts Il am really
glad Of Il. You have always been
strangely silent about whether or not
you ever were engaged to anyone be-.
fore YOU met me-"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

You have probably read or heard
that the best way TO rid a house OF
rats is 10 catch one and fasten a bell
about its neck A boy In Delaware
tried the experiment two months ago
lie was badly bitten In making the
bell fast. but hc turned the rat loose
and expected the tinkllug N that bell
would have great results. II did have
Ia the FIRST place. the rat who wore II
was constantly ON the move all night
aud the tiukling bell kept the family
awake. and Ia the next the sounds
brought scores Of now rats to the
house Instead Of being afraid Of the
bell they were charmed with the mu.
sic Had the boy tied q harmonica
10 another rats tail. the rodents would
have had dance every night
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

4 correspondent from the Malay
peninsula states that the projected
railway from Hongkoug will Doe likely
Co traverse the rich mineral regions
OF siumese Malaga lUng Sunn has q
Elm supply that cannot hc exhausted
IN a hundred years 90 come. while the
same may be- said Of Rcuang There
arc 40 mines 10 the region NJ lanp
Su1u most ~ which arc worked by
nlu,os. but the European concessions
iu the latter place. as wcll as boo RE
mans are exceptionally encouraging
and already are giving excellent rr
turns There ~ mo- lack of capital
even the natives making thcm8glyo.
better acquainted with modern ma
chiucy and bringing u into use
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

one of number Of ancient MANI.
scripts which have just com" 10 lirht
a. Taunton boo England bearing the
dHis 1894. refers 20 orders Of public
pcuHurc imposed ON persons b"haV.
iug badly BOO church. calling each other
names. and other orcnsos The offend
or had i0 stand IN the middle aisle Of
the church during the whole service
aud sermon. generally wearing a white
sheet aud holding O. white wand After
the sermon Full confession had to be
made ard pardon asked before the
whole congregation. one instance Of
this form u punishment occurred al
Hkulgate IN 1903. when Jane Wcbbef
made confession Of qusrr"ling and
nEhting with another woman 10
church during service
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

stop" shouted the man on the
country road. holding mp warning
hand MuitorIng something about
rural cops the automobilist obcycd
.TuIn around and come back 20
town with me" said the stranger
You were going at least 30 miles an
hour"
You're n constable suppose, said
the nutomobilist. with a covert sheer.
when they had reached the village
Me-" replied the passenger no.
I'm "A farmer and had to come into
Nicc growing weather? Thanks Good.
by."
Ensuing comment is purpOscly omit.
tod Philadelphia Public Ledger
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
A Yevna Composer.

Rachel aged D.. wrote au compo.
sHou ON Wild flowers 900 which she
ra.sod The arbutus the lIyprwort.
d. prnl beauty. the blood root. and
o. OF the other blossoms of dell and
nIa But She wrote ON both sides
O. her sheet Of paper and when she
aked her father. who was an editor.
% publish per article. be- called her
ntoution 90 that fact
you've written ON both sides OF
yur paper said De-.
Well. WAS the reply. "and don't
yu print on both sides Of yoursg-
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
HAVE CRAZE FOR FORMULA.
Smokers Follow Fashions In the Use
Of Tobacco.

Make me mp a package Of tobacco
according TO the formula used by I'D.
win Booth" said the man with a
southern accent THAT is the third
man who has asked for that kind OF
tobacco today" said the dealer. 1T
Is strange that people from remote
parts ot the country as well as New
Workers. make tad Of buying the
same brand Of tobacco that Booth
smoked And Il isn't always the Booth
mixture that they want have filed
away the formulas for mixing the
fayorlto tobacco of many famous per.
sons Smokers the country over have
heard NJ this collection NJ recipes and
one feature Of every mans trip to
New York Is TO Try a pipcful Of some
big mans fayorite tobacco. In most
cases this special mixture Is so
strong that the nerves Of the average
smoker cannot stand II. lie has to
give up after few pipefuls and 20
back TO a popular mixture. but he has
the satisfaction Of having had the ex'
.perienco The New York sun.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
ALL THINGS IN PROPORTION.
nvalld's Meal Evidently Had Not In.
creased Good Humor.

For many weeks the irritable mor.
hlnt had been ryotod 10 his bed by
uphold fever Now he was conya.
r.cIng lie clamorcd Tor something
b. eat, declaring that he was stary.
nF
Tomorrow you may have some.
hing 10 eat" promised the doctor.
rhc merchant realized that there
would be- restraint to his appetite.
Tet be- saw. In vision, a modest steam.
ng meal placed at his bedside.
Here is your dinner" said the
nurse next day. as she gave the glow.
rrIns patient spoonful Of taploca
pudding. and the doctor emphasizes
Shat everything else you do must bee
.lu the same proportion"
Two hours later tho nurse heard q
frauuc call from the bed chamber
Nurse" brcathcd the man hcapily.
'1 want to do some reading. bring mo
.a postage stamp"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

There IN something irritating and
At the same time fascinating In tho
dominance OF the note OF love In west
ern novels. Few have not felt at some
time In their lives the responsive echo
In their own natures even "a tho
rrudust love story; passion inhone 90
gree ls universal; We are all Involved
and there Ia no escape; hence the
novel. no matter Of what materials II
IL built up. pays tribute 10 the primary
law OF mans nature by giving prccc
deuce la nnallty TO love Parsi HON
bay.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

Somewhere before the honodiction
NJ the marriage ceremony might bo
well inserted Amlcls beautifully 90.
doncod words To- women facing their
great life work "Ncycr 60 tire, never
TO grow old; TO be- patient sympn
thetlo, tender, 20 look for the budding
flower and the opening heart To hope
always; like God, 20 love always this
Is duty Anna A Rogers ln the A.
lantic Monthly
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
wHeN a .NuNcH. AGLo oooo.
Chinese Laundry Ticket Suggested a
Bet on wing Ting"


Kay Spence. o wcllknown horgcman
OF Mexico. Mo. won $1,000 at tho
Louisville. Ky, race meeting a short
time ago as the result Of "hunch
Mr. Spence has large breeding
stable ~ runners" near Mexico. and
attends an the big racing events In
the country Not long since he was
In Louisville and entered the betting
ring To see what odds were being o.
frrcd on the various entries. lie
found that Joaquin was the fayorijo
at even money. and pulled his wallet
from his pocket. intending to bet on
that horse Ills attention was nj.
tracted by something that fell from
his wallet to the GROUND, and he stoop-
ed aud picked II up. Il was a Chi.
ncsc laundry ticket lie looked at
the books again and found that there
was an entry with a Chinese name.
Wing Ting. az ten 90 one That set.
Tied a.. for he considered he had ro-
ceived a "hunch" that could not bo
overlooked Wing Ting won handlly.
Needless to say. those who backed tho
fayorite considered Spence the sew.
cnth son OF the seventh son.-Kansaa
City Star
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18
canadal. chLel InduatrY.

In Canada tho largest number Of
wage.oarners are engaged in log pro.
ducts They total nearly $4,000 and
their wages In 1905 amounted 20 over
S2l 100000 The total number NJ
wage.earners that year was 39l,NST
whose wages averaged Sl,N32. am Ia.
crease OF ~ per cent since 1900
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-18

The desire Of many Of our young
men and more especially of our young
women 10 go ON the stage almost
amounts 10 "a mania -lnaIon Era
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1907-06-03
PLENTY OF BASEBALL
HERE NEXT SATURDAY

Plans are under way for the play
ing of a series of baseball games
next Saturday that will give several
OF the best teams of the district a
chance to work out and afford plenty
OF the national amusement to the
salt Lake eXcursionists.
If present plans do not miscarry it
Is probable that Ely VS.. Ogden will
be the game scheduled for the local
grounds on next Saturday forenoon
and that at the same time the Pilot
Knob players will be humping up
against Johnson's Lane City sleever-
cites. The winners of the forenoon
games will then come together with
the final crash in the afternoon.
thereby deciding the championships
of the bunch.
These plans are being strongly ad-
Vocated by Manager Johnson of Lane
CITY and Conway of the Knob, but the
local team is still to be heard from
and 1t is possible that they will not
be willing to accept the proposition,
as they are responsible for the Ogden
players being in Ely on that date and
VIII monopolize thevisiting team dur
ing their stay. Whichever way il is
arranged Ely will see some genuine
ball next Saturday and everybody
that possibly can should turn out and
give the local team their hearty SUP
port.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1907-06-03
RELATIVE OF COLONEL
GRANDMOTHER IS HERE

The nephew of the late Colonel
Grandelmeyer OF Hamilton is in Ely
having arrived here Saturday from
his home at st. Cloud, MINI.
Mr.. A. ]. Tschumperlin is the son
of sister of the colonel, who died
at Eureka last winter and has come
to Nevada for the purpose of secur-
ing letters of administration for his
uncle's estate.
The time was, and that not many
years ago according to the old tim
ers of the county, when Col Grand
elmeyer was considered one of the
wealthiest men of the state. Hav-
ing secured a fortune in the first
rush to Nevada at the time of the
Comstock boom.
Mr.. Tschumperlin will settle up
the estate which now embraces sew
eral valuable mines in the vicinity
of Hamilton and then expects to re-
turn to his Minnesota home
In speaking of Ely he was very en-
thusiastic and stated that although
this was his first trip to the west
nevertheless anyone could see the
wonderful industry being displayed
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1907-06-03

rules of health brought on a con-
gestion resulting in irritable head
aches. The congestion has now been
relieved and it is thought that all
cause for uneasiness has been re-
moved.
One of the possible delays after
the jury box has been filed is the in
clination on the part of counsel on
both sides to go very carefully over
the record of the men who have so
far qualified. A number of detec-
tives has been at work on this and it
is stated that affidayits have been Sc
cured and will be used to show that
the court should reopen the exami-
nation of two or three men now in
the jury box on account of expression
of opinion at some time since the ar
rest of the prisoners. No admission
along this line will be made by coun-
sci, however, and it may be that the
affidavits are not sufficiently strong
to warrant the move.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1907-06-03
WHAT'S IN NAME?
why $40 IN GOLD?
Richardson IL Marks Offer Prize For
an Acceptable Name For Their
Mammoth Apartment House.

Being unable to agree upon a name
for their new apartment house. at
Third and Court streets, comprising
eighty-fiye rooms, Messrs. Richardson
4 Marks have decided to leave the Sc
lection to the ladies of Ely, and in
order to stimulate interest in the
matter they offer a prize of $40 in
gold for the most acceptable name
submitted.
Suggestions may be forwarded to
Messrs. Richardson e Marks. adj
dressed in care of Postoffice Box No
262, until Saturday next, when the
letters SO received will be handed
over to a committee consisting OF A.
B. Witcher, II. C. Herrick and II. p
Porch for decision. The winner of
the contest will be announced on
Monday, June 10th.
Not more than one name may be
submitted by single person, and it
is hoped that the ladies and girls Of
Ely will come to the rescue of the
builders with name that VIII be
both euphonious and beautiful.
The White Pine news. [volume] (Ely, Nev.) 1906-1910, 1907-06-03
PORTUGAL WILL DISSOLVE
IT'S RECENT PARLIAMENT

LISBON, June Premier France.
IN explaining the political situation
today, declared that the dissolution
OF parliament was necessary for pub
lie order. After years of fruitless ef-
fort the government had found it was
impossible to carry on work owing
To the parliamentary obstruction TO
reform. The government regarded
national interests as superior to
strlle between political parties, the
premier said, and with the confidence
of the people the king would continue
his efforts to carry out the reform of
the government by decree. This
would only be temporary, he added.
and as soon as all the parties were
prepared to fill their duties. parlfa-
ment would be resumed. Meanwhile
the peoples rights would be absolute
ly respected in every way.