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Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
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For New York, Newark. and Elizabsih a
s:33. 7;i7. x7:45, 1858 .s:29. g:1i. 1864. iI.l4.
m, 1909 1910. 3:22, 4;44 sos. $751; 1875.
S:03, '9;57, ssl1:00 pm sundays. ss3l q
n, 5:2s 957 pm.
For Philadelphia and Trenton via Bound
Brook, 7;17. x2:5S, 9:l1. 1i.14 am. xt1.0as
l:10; xS:22 pm. Sundays. S7 am. s.zss
1912. 1857 pm.
For Long Branch. Ocean Grove. etc. 500,
800 am, 1872, (1;1g Saturday oniy), 2:0b,
i;01. 1913 pm, 1913 night tSundays ex-
aept Ocean Grove) 4:b5, 1888 a M, ADS. 9izs
For Freehold. :o7, s:ss. $50 am. 1898.
5:ol, e:s5 pm sundays s:5s a. m, A.tf,
o;23 pm.
Additional trains for Red Bank, $3.50 am.
For South Amboy. 5:O7. e:53, 6:55, 7;l1,
$3.50 pm; l2:22. l:ls, 2:06. 5:01. 6.0s. e;ss,
6:55, 7;19 9:40 pm, 12:4s night. Sunaays
i:5S, 1921. $3.50 am, 4:54. s;2s pm
TRAINS FOR Perth AMBox
Leave New York, 400: $3.50. s;15. s:so.
1888, 1900. 1880 am, (12:40 Saturday
nlyl, 1;20, 900, $40. 4:15 5:16, 6:3S, 6.15,
$3.50. s:45, 1901 pm. Sundays. 4:oo. S:S0.
100 am. 800, $3.50 pm.
Leave Elizabeth, 4:05. 6:22. s;42 POI.
$50. 1928 am, 1910, 2:05. s:b3. 4:s3, b:5s.
40. 6:52. s:57. S:4s, 1855 pm. Sundays
;2s, $50 IN, 4:02 8:37 pm
Leave Newark. 6:12, 8:35. 9:42, 1880 am,
80, 3;35. 4;25. 5:3s.. 6:13. S.45. 1880 pm.
sundays, 7;2a, 9:05 am. 1855. s;40 pm
ates may be had on application in advance
Z the ticket agent at the station.
xExcept Trenton.
Knew York only
Saturdays only.
''New York and ElizshAth only
w. G. BESLEE
Vice Pres n ,fenerHi Manager
G HOPE. General Passenger AReni
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
Hanser Won Hard wrestling Bout.

SYRACUSE. y. V. March 19.-In Il
bout here last night mt the Syracuse
Wrestling club II. r. Hanser of Syra
cuse threw Charles Kaiser of Auburn
after sixty-four minutes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
/ IN The FIELD OF SPORTS
BASEBALL SEASON
BEGINS WITH GAMES.

The st. Aloysius baseball team, of
South Amboy, defeated the Fishtown
team on Saturday last by a score of
IA to O.. The lineup was as follows:
CT AIOVcIJrC T1cIJrCx4,N,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
BOHNSACK's BEST.

High scores on Bohnsack's alleys
last night were: Eyerkuss, 209, 202,
zoe; Kortenhaus, 200.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
HIGH MEN AT sWITzER,s.

High scores on the Utopia alleys
last night were: F. l.. Clausen, 222,
1919, 181; F. Brown, 1870, 1873, 1S1.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

Head Leads Checker Tournament.
BOSTON. March 10.-In the checker
tournament here the best showing was
made by l.. S. Head of BronXville
y. Y, who won th"ea canes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

Perth Amboy to New York :--5:10.
So, I0:52, 1I4S am. 12:4S, 1853. 2:53.
:S5, 4:33. 5:33. s:s5. 1855. s:o5. 1913.
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
2:i7, 1;17, SS:i7, s:is. i:4s, 5:4s s:4s,
10, $40 Oi:16 p. m Holi iays only.
New York to Perth Amboy:-6:O0.
1900, 500, 300, 1900, 1900 ann 1900
5;45, o:i5, $3.50, 7;iO 1000, 1i:so p m
w Sundays and Legal Holidays
1880, 800, 1O:O0 11:00 am, 1900 M,
1 90, 200. $500. 400. 500. $500. 700,
500, 9;a0, 1i:00 p. NJ. 1880 a. m. Holidays
FERRY BETWEEN PERTH AMBOY
AND TOTTENVILLB.
Leave Perth .Amboy daily:--5:lo. $40,
6:32, 700, 1870, $500, S:52, 1862, 1925,
1852. 1920. 11:4S am, 1920. 12:4s. 1876,
5ss 5ss sYS s &c. sss ass S 49, 49, 4s 44sss sSs sSs
Sundays and Legal Holidays.
6:15, 6:4b, TAT, 1920, S:47, s:47, 10:47,
1920, 11:47 am, 1920, 12:47. 1:20, l:47,
m sss s5 s sss sss asS asS sfS sfS s4s sss ssc ssc
ls1 Leave Tottenville daily;-1:ss. s:sk.
6:22, 6:42, 7:10, 7:45. S:l2. 9;05, 1905.
1910, 11:O5, 11:30 am, 1906, 1880,
LIZ S5 s5 lsS s5 2Os sa 2so si soS sas 1s sio ss,
$50, IFS, 500, SIS. s:25. io:osr
1905. 1880 am, 1905, 1890. los. 1:so
2;O5, 2:30, 1905, $3.50. 4:O5. 4:30, see
$3.50. e:o5, c:ov, 7:O5,. 7:45. S:1S. s.ct
GEoRG u J: BRO VIZ
f1e~e'NI TrmCr s~~
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

The salve that acts like poultice
is Pine Salve Carbolized. No other
saive SO good for cuts. burns. boils,
and chapped skin. Ask about It.
Price a5 cts. Sold by Sexton's Phar-
macy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

Gently moves the bowels and at the
same time stops the cough. Bees
Laxative Cough Syrup. Contains Hon
ey and Tar, No Opiates- Best Tor
CoagAs. colds. Group Snd whOopins
cough. Satisfaction guaranteed. Chill
aren like g. Mothers iudOrse II.
sold hy Sssxoa's Pharmacy
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

The EVENING NEWS gives yQN all
the local news and the news Of AT
the wQrld besides SO atAef paper
does fAls.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

Today people are moving into
houses and apartments that were ad-
vertised for rent yesterday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

On Sunday they defeated team
from Bergen Hill by score of A
to 0.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
MATCH AT DoRY's TONIGHT.

The Amarites will bowl against the
Woodbridge A. A. tonight on Blood
goods alleys.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

The EVENING NEWS gSves Sou an
TIE 1oeal news and the news Of all
t44 N4kd besides No othSc p1peg
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
WE DO AS WE SAY.

We give every customer a passbook
in which we record
Number of payments to be made.
Amount and date of each payment.
Total amount of account If carried
full time
Amount Of rebate allowed for each
month account is settled ahead of
time.
That's fair, isn't it? Sounds fair
All information absolutely free. Posi-
lively no charge in advance. Call,
write or phone. Strictly private Of
fees.
NV Brunswick Loan Co.
419 George st.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

Bad breath, coated tongue, a lam
guild feeling. Is entirely unnatural.
Your lazy liver and bowels need a
tonic The best soothing tonic to
every organ is HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. 35 cents, Tea or Tab
lets. Sextons Drug Store.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
Noneyto Loan
IN TWO HOURS

after YOU apply to us for loan we
can place the money in your hands.
This is not a wildcat" statement,
but an actual fact
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
SIMPLE METHODS

and the small amount of inconven-
+ ience we put you to to enable us to
give you the best of service. We can
make you loan on your furniture,
piano, horse, wagon, etc, quickly.
privately, without any humiliation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19

Largest circulation-enough said,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1907-03-19
STATEN ISLAND
RAPID TRANSIT R'Y.

rtME TABLE IN EFFECT NOV. 1. Ivos
Perth Amboy to New York:--5:l0.
10 700, 7:3O, 1880, 500. 500, s:b2,
81 1888, 1l:4S am. 12:4S, 1:53, 2:53.
35 4:33. 5:33. 6:35. 1855. sos. 1913.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

United States, has been under discus
sion either in committee or on the floor
of the senate, internationally Mr..
SmoOt is member of the Mormon
church but is not polygamist. The
senate has finally agreed to vote on
the pending resolutions and all amend
ments that may be offered on the Goth
of February. and those who are most
familiar with this case and the politics
involved. freely admit that the Utah
senator will not be disturbed. AL
though questions such as those in
volved in the SmOOt case are supposed
to be determined strictly upon their
merits, political consideration inevita-
bly, creeps in. Utah, at present is a re-
publican state, and the Mormon vote is
cast for that party. For more than
year the effort has been made to OBJ
tain agreement for a vote. Now that
the senate has agreed it is but a fair
inference that the friends of Senator
Smoot believe they have the situation
in hand and that the vote will be in
his favor.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
"OKLAHOMA" DID NOT GO.
Marriage Clerk Turns Couple Away Be
cause Woman Isn't Sure.

CLEVELAND. o., Feb. S.-A woman
who said she was Mrs. Scott and a man
who said he was Mr.. Unzer, yesterday
applied to Clerk Frenk Zibelman for a
marriage license.
"Have you been married before?'
asked Zibelman of UnZer
Once replied Unzer. He also an
wered that he had been divorced. He
was positive that he had.
Mrs. Scott had also been married.
She had been married twice She had
likewise been divorced. She was sure
she had been divorced once because she
got the divorce herself. And she was
pretty sure she was divorced the Sec
ond time because she had read that
her husband had secured a divorce
from her.
He got one of those Oklahoma d.
vorces," she explained to the clerk.
The clerk wanted a little more light
On an "Oklahoma"- divorce. Then Mrs.
Scott explained that her second hus-
band had secured a divorce down in
Oklahoma. She had never received any
official notice of the fact, but had read
it in the paper.
The pair departed much crestfallen
as the clerk refused to let them have
the license until Mrs. Scott could show
better proof that she was free from
her second husband.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
"AD" OF DAUGHTERS DEATH.
Baltimore Man Takes Unique Method
Of Showing Oisapproval.


BALTIMORE. Nd, Feb. S.-Because
his daughter, Louise, married Hugh
McConville against his wishes her IA
Their, John Buyer, put an advertise
ment in the newspapers formally an
nOuncing her death. When asked for
an explanation Buyer declared ITO
all intents and purposes she is dead
to me-"
When the couple elored and married
on Tuesday the brides brothers, sus-
pecting they would take the steamboat
for Norfolk, hurried to the wharf
caught them just as they were going
aboard. and pommeled them hard
causing a sensation among the paSSen-
gers. Young MCConvile has position
at Portsmouth, Va. He is % and his
bride Is.
BUYER-Suddenly, Tuesday, JAM 29
Louise. aged is. Chicago papers
please copy. Funeral at Portsmouth
Va.
The girls father mailed clipping
containing the death notice to the
young couple, ''as a wedding gift he
said. Buyer has relatives in Chicago
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cides he has discovered his hearts
desire among the women of the colony,
he will inform the other members.
Then, in general meeting assembled,
the members will discuss the fitness
of the match. If they think the mar
riage will prove a wise and happy one.
they will vote their approval and the
pair will be married by one of the
members of the colony.
The first child born in the colony
will speak on the day of it's birth, and
at the age of five years will have the
stature and brain development of the
ordinary man of q years.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
QUEER CASE OF FLOATING LIVER
Rare AiIment Reported to Washington
D. c., Medical Society.

| WASHINGTON, D. c., Feb. S.-The
first case of floating liver in the medi-
cal history of the national capital has
been reported to the local medical So
ciety by Dr. E. P. Magruder. So few
cases of this nature are known to med
ical science that DR.. William Osler,
regius professor of medicine, Oxford
condition with an unusually small per-
centage Of male cases, while DR.. John
Musser, professor of clinical medicine
in the University of Pennsylvania, says
there are only about eighty cases
known TO medical literature.
The liver moves from it's normal po-
sition because of laxity of the liga-
ments, is tilted forward. and is so dis
placed that the upper surface of the
organ lies below the margin of the
ribs, and the lower edge four inches
below it's normal line. 1t is easily
movable both vertically and horizon
tally. The case is further complicated
by aortic reorganization, or a diseased
condition of the great valve which
leads from the heart into the largest
artery of the body.
The patient is from Montgomery
county, Maryland. He is a laborer, SO
years of age and the father of six chill
dren. His present condition developed
about a year since, and was directly
| traceable to a strain.
Several physicians treated him for
different ailments, but he continued to
grow worse until admitted to a local
hospital, when his condition was
considered most grave. Here he came
under the professional care of DR.. E..
P. Magruder, who at once diagnozed his
case as one of floating liver. with COM
plications. Under his treatment the
patient has almost regained his normal
strength and has increased sixteen
pounds in weight. DR.. Magruder is
from Prince Georges county, Maryland.
and graduate of Johns Hopkins and
George Washington universities.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
Wou|G Any Nation on Earth Buy
the Philippines?
ISLANDS COST HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS
SUGGESTION OF FlORiDAN TO
GET RID OF POSSESSIONS
IS IMPRAcTlcABLE.

WASHINGTON. d. c.. Feb. S.
Legislation was suggested this week.
the general principle of which I'M
doubtedly will meet the approval of
Z great many people. OUT Its practical
bility will not be so readily admitted
FOR years there have been many who
believed it would be a part of wisdom
to dispose of the Philippines and rid
this country of the incubus and its con-
seouent burdens imposed by the result
OF the Spanish war. Representative
Clark of Florida. has voiced this SEN
timent in bill he has introduced
which directs the president to sell
these islands to Japan or any other
power that Will pay what they origin
ally cost and the subsequent expense
ertailed in retaining them.
This government gave Spain. as a
mere gratuity. the sum of S20.000.000
It the close of the war. 1t would re-
cuire some very fine calcula ting TO
reach any definite idea as to what the
islands have cost the people of the
United States since. Counting the cost
Of the army of pacification and of
occupation and the funds expended in
developing the islands since, and in
inEumerabie other ways. the grand to-
til would run up into the hundreds of
millions of dollars. 1t is doubtful
public men say. if there is a nation on
earth that would find it convenient
even if it desired these islands, to come
anywhere near reinlbursing this coun-
try for its outlay on account of its
recently acquired possessions in the
Orient. SO enormous is the grand tota,
OF what they have cost. The indica-
tons would seem to point to but one
result-that the United States. through
circumstances not of its own seeking
assumed this burden and that no way
can be found through which the burden
can be thrown off. While many hope to
see the islands set adrift. such a policy
is not that of the administration, and
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
DIES OF BONE ENLARGEMENT.
Bellevue Patient Succumbs to Acrome.
galy-Rare Disease.

gaIy-Rare Disease.
NEW YORK, Feb. S.-After suffering
for four years in Bellevue hospitals
from one o fthe strangest diseases that
is known to the medical profession,
Ferdinand Schuckman, 3year-old. died
from acromegaly. The symptoms of
the affliction are the enlargement of
the bones, especially those of the
hands, face and feet. An autopsy was
performed on the body, and the case
was said by the physicians to be the
first on record in the hospital, if not
the first in the city.
Four years ago Schuckman was
taken from his home in Is King street.
and then his disease was diagnosed as
diabetes and general nervousness.
Gradually the patients bones began to
enlarge and several consultations OF
physicians were held. The case at
tracted widespread attention and the
leading physicians and surgeons in this
in this city examined the man. Six
months after he was admitted to Belle
vue the bones in his hands, feet and
face began to assume peculiar proper
tons, and it was then that the case
was diagnosed as acromegaly. The
disease was first discovered by DR..
Marie a French physician. in 1886, and
it was said by the specialist to be in
durable
While Schuckman was in Bellevue
hospital many leading specialists from
other countries came to see him. AL
though the patient did not increase in
weight to any great extent, his bones
enlarged until they were twice the nor
NAL size. Schuckman was told sew
eral months ago that the disease was
incurable. He submitted to the exam
nations of the physicians. saying ne
hoped science would be aided.
Following the mans death permits
sion was granted to perform an au-
topsy, and Dr. Charles Norris of the
visiting staff of the institution, win
more than twenty other physicians, in
vestigated the rare case.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
A Stitch in Time

will save nine So will a bottle Of
Balalrd's Horehound Syrup always
kept on hand save many a spell of
sickness. A sure cure for coughs,
colds. bronchitis and whOOping cough.
Mrs. s.. Hot Springs, Ark, writes:
81 keep bottle of Billiards. Horehound
Syrup in my medicine chest, and thank
my forethought many times. 1t has
many severe spells of sick
ness Sold by A. B. Shelton.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
Niece Of Lieutenant Governor il
Jail Two Days.
DEPARTMENT STORE BILL UNPAID
NEWLY MARRIED WOMAN TAKEN
FROM HER HUSBAND INTO
GAOL.

PHILADELPHIA, Pa, Feb. STA
ken from her husband to whom she
had been married only few months,
arrested as a fugitive from justice, i'm
prsOned for two days. and released
only after the attorney general of Del
aware had interviewed, was the expert
enCe of Mrs. Nora Beddell niece of l.
T. Parker, lieutenant governor of Del
one of the oldest families of Della
ware. was released from the county
prison here today.
All Because of a Hat
The police department of Philadel-
phia now is convinced that it was de-
ceived by representations made by
chief of Police Black of Whining on.
who was responsible for the bride be-
ing arrested. A hat valued at $21 pur-
chased by Mrs. Beddell at a Whining
trousseau, was the cause of all the
trouble. The department store
claimed the hat was not paid for
Mrs. Beddell did not deny this. She
says she simply overlooked the item
William Beddell, her husband, is
employed in this city, and a few weeks
ago they came here to live. They
were scarcely out of their honeymoon
when on Tuesday Chief Black of the
Wilmington police came to the city and
secured warrant charging Mrs. Bed
dell with false pretenses. Beddell was
at his office when the detective reached
the house. His wife pleaded with the
detectives not to arrest her. She ex-
planned that the charge was absurd ::
that her people were wealthy, and her
uncle. lieutenant governor of Delaware.
In spite of this she was arrested.
State Officials Act.
When young Beddell was informed
of his wife's arrest, he was frantic
He retained an attorney to procure her
release. but was amazed to learn that
Mrs. Beddell had been arrested as a
fugitive, and could not, therefore, be
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
S Anything CH|che0 WON'T Do?
Simple Life to Make Babies Of Five
Years Equal in Stature to the
Present Day Men.

CHICAGO, Feb. S.-Twenty- four
persons-nine women and Is men
have organized simple life
colony at I'LL Milwaukee avenue, and
under the guidance and instruction of
Dr. Asher Gluck, Austrian philosopher
and inventor, this week began to live
the new life.
The purpose of the colony, whose
members expect it to number hundreds
of followers within a year, are to live
a daily existence devoid of every thing
unnatural and artificial.
All intOxicants, tobacco, meats, can
dies, ice, pepper. salt and delicacies
are barred from the menu of the simple
life advocates. Toothbrushes. razors.
hair mattresses and a hundred other
supposedly useful and necessary arti-
cles are also banned.
The members will dress themselves
in robes of unbleached linen. their
shoes will be made of linen as well as
their hats.
A new member will be expected to
work eight hours a day, sleep eight
hours and devote the remaining eight
out of the "a to self-culture,
thinking beautiful thoughts or being
agreeable to the other members of
the colony.
Strict Marriage Rules.
Rules and regulations, exacting to
fho very letter are provided for court
ship and marriage. When a man de-
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
GOES TO LAW FOR TOYS.
Father of Motherless Child Claims
Family Kept Playthings for Debt.

CLEVELAND, O., Feb. S.-AccOrd-
ing to complaint made yesterday
345S Ninety eighth street. William
r. Schroeder, with whom he boarded his
motherless daughter, Martha, IL
years old, refused to allow the child to
take her playthings when Rael went to
the house Sunday to take the child
away. Instead Rael declared, the
Schroeders held the toys as indemnity
for a debt.
Levine, when he heard the story, sat
himself down and summoned the
Schroeders to appear before him and
bring the playthings with them.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
SHE GAVE BABY BEAR.
Virginia Farmers Wife Makes a Terri
BILE Mistake

ALTON, Va. Feb. S.-The babe of
farmer was carried away by a bear
Thursday evening. 1t was agreed that
her husband should meet her at a
fence. There she saw a figure dimly
outlined. Believing it to be her hus-
band, she handed the child over To
her amazement the figure disappeared
without word, taking the baby. The
tracks of an immense bear led toward
the mountains
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

admitted to bail. Black refused to
withdraw the charge.
Word of what happened was sent to
Lieut.. Gov Parker, who communicated
with the attorney general of Delaware.
AS soon as he was informed of the
circumstances Attorney General Hast
ings of that state communicated with
the local authorities. The discharge
Of Mrs Beddell was at once ordered.
Chief Black will be prosecuted.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
SHOT FOR A HAT TRICK.
Man Who Knocks Customers hats
Over Their Ears, Is Killed.

DETROIT, Feb. S.-Alton Cameron
aged %, brother-in-law of judge
William F. Connolly of the recorder
court, was shot and killed this evening
in saloon at 1885 Russell street, by
Joseph Schultz, the bartender.
Cameron tonight, in a spirit OF Iun'
began knocking the hats of persons III
the saloon down over their ears
Schultz ordered him to stop, ana
quarrel ensued which ended, it is saiu
by Schultz drawing a revolver anu
shooting Cameron through the heart.
The occupants of the saloon heu
when the shot was fired, exceptins
one man, whom Schultz covered WIFI
his gun while he rifled the cash regis
ter and escaped.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
A Valuable Lesson.

six years ago 1 learned a valuable
lesson writes John Pleasant, of Mag
nolia. Ind. Il then began taking DIR.
Kings New Life Pills, and the longer
l take them the better 1 find Them
They please everybody. Guaranteed
at E. L. Smalley the druggis CSC.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

the more American capital that goes
into the islands, the more remote will
be the possibility of such a determina-
ton being reached.
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STILL sMooT KEEPS HIS SEAT.
Case Has Been Before the Senate fol-
Three Years.

WASHINGTON, Feb. S.-For three
years the question whether Reed Smoot
senator fro Utah, should be permitted
to hold his seat in the senate of the
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

Rules and regulations, exacting to
the very letter. are provided for court
ship and marriage. When a man de-
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-03-23

The Goldfish is large, salty fish. II
comes in dry slabs. which you buy ut
the grocery store, and has strong
smell. When mixed with mashed po-
tato It can be eaten without fear, al.
though ! would rather have custard
pie. The goldfish is native OF the
ocean, and Is caught by bearded men
who smoke pipes and have great
rough hands. In It's wild state Il
mingles freely with other FISH. and
will sometimes eat them when pro-
voked or II II is suffering from the
pangs OF hunger. My Uncle Jared
once knew man who lived for six
weeks on Goldfish and water. TO cure
himself OF dyspepsia. II cured him OF
the dyspepsia. but II gave him the
dropsy. This shows that everything
has some Use. Let us be kind to our
fellow creatures. obey our parents,
and we may live to old age. respected
by all. The goldfish has fms and scales
and is all stringy inside.-"Benny." In
Chicago Tribune.