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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
FEARFUL BURNING SORES.
Boy In Misery IL Ysars-Eczema In
Rough Scales, itching and In
Manufactured by CutIcura.

"Cuticnra has put stop to twelve
years of misery passed with my son.
AS an infant / noticed on his body a
red spot and treated same with differ
emit remedies for about FIVE years, but
when the spot began to get larger !
put him under the care of doctors.
Under their treatment the disease
spread to four different parts of his
body. During the day 1t would get
rough and form like scales. At night
It would be cracked, inflamed and bad
ly swollen, with terrible burning and
itching. One doctor told me that my
sons eczema was incurable, and gave
1t up. decided to give Cuticura trial.
When I had used the first box OF Cuti-
cura Ointment there was a great i'm
provement, and by the time had used
the second set of Cuticura Remedies
my child was cured. He is now twelve
years old, and his skin is as fine and
smooth as silk. Michael Steinman,
Sumner Avenue, Brooklyn, N. z. April
IS. 1906"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Queer Idea Of Enioyment.

DR.. Juliet Severance writes in the
Vegetarian Magazine:
Il am often reminded of a clinic
case brought before the class when
was In medical college in 1858. The
man had govt and rheumatism, both
the small and large joints being i'm
movable, and his suffering was severe
DR.. r. T. Trail. professor of theory and
practice. was explaining to us the i'm
portance Of a very strict and abstemi
GUS diet. The poor fellow tried vainly
to turn his head, and grunted out:
can't so that; want to enjoy life
while l do live"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
The Tell Tale Voice.

IF you want to tell whether or not
the man you are talking to is telling
the truth don't look him in the eyes" "
said Denver bank teller to some
friends. 1T is the voice. when you
don't look at the eyes, that tells you
whether the other fellow is lying. We
use the system frequently in the bank.
A man will come in to tell us some
business tale. We look at his feet or
his hands or his knees. but never in
his eyes. II he's telling the truth his
voice will be firm and straightforward,
and the absence Of your gaze in his
eyes will not affect 1t. But II he's
lying he'll be confused by your &C
ton, and his voice will tremble; he'll
hem and haw, and clear his throat
You may rest assured then that he's
stringing you"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
SPRINT WAS NOT ENJOYED.
washlngtonian Got More Exercise
Than He Cared For.

A funny story is going the rounds
concerning a recent adventure OF q
Washington merchant who tips the
scales at something over 300 pounds.
The portly party was In a hurry to
catch q train that was scheduled to
leave at certain hour, and finding
that he only had fifteen minutes in
which to reach the depot, he hastily
summoned an ancient nighttime coupe.
The vehicle was as rickety and I'M
certain as the tabled Parsons One
Hoss Shay" and Just before the fat
man entered the rig he notified the
driver to hasten to the station at top
speed.
With this he scrambled into the
coupe and slammed the door. Hardly
had he done 80 when his great avoir.
dupois caused the floor of the vehicle
to 60 down and out like u fash. The
big mans feet went down to the con-
creted roadway, but by grasping the
small seat in front of him he man
aged to keep himself from falling into
the running gear. The vehicle In the
meantime was going at quarter-horse
speed, the driver heading for the de-
pot and flashing his bony steed into all
the run 1t had in its not over MIN
BILE legs.
The fat man found himself com.
PEELED to work his chubby limbs with
great rapidly and fairly run in COM
pany with the old hack to the railroad
station, upon reaching which he sank
to the ground from exhaustion and of
course missed the train. After the
stout individual had partially recov-
cred from his enforced foot race
against time, the driver demanded his
fare and damages for the loss of the
floor Of his coupe.
you wait, you blanked scoundrel,
until l get my wind and III pay you
with a big club" said the exasper-
ated merchant. you made me run
nearly fifteen blocks owing to the
rottenness Of your rig, and now you
want pay, do you? Just wait till
get out Of the hospital and note
whatll. happen to you. you smither-
ing idiot"
And the fat man limped away sup
ported by two stalwart men.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Always In the Way.

Recently country doctor in the
north of Ireland, bachelor. who was
Ideally noted for his brusqueness and
Feasibility, was driving along a nor
row lane, or "boreen," when his pas
sage was effectually barred by an old
woman, who was returning from the
bog leading an ass whose panniers
were filled with peats. The woman
led the ass to the side of the lane as
quickly as she could, but not quickly
enough to please the short-tempered
doctor Taught" he exclaimed, with
a snort of disgust. women and asses
are always in the way" I'm glad we
have the manners to put yourself
last" said the old woman. calmly
The doctor drove on without another
word
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Close Confinement.

The new photograph had just ar
rived, and In her husbands absence
Mrs. Jones thought she would give her
parrot treat, so she set the machine
working on record of "In Old Ma.
drid," sung by Mr.. Jones in his best
style.
At the very first bar Polly opened
her eyes in surprise, and rocked her
self to and fro in deep and speeches
wonder.
She was evidently thinking deeply.
and her excitement was intense. She
cooked her head on one side, with an
expression that indicated interested
conjecture, and irritation at not ar.
irving at a satisfactory conclusion.
AS the song finished, an idea dawned
upon her
Well" said Mrs. Jones with pride.
what do you think of that, Polly"
Then the bird found words:
Great Scott" she shrieked. You've
got the old man boxed up this time"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
THE pARAsLE he LIKED.
Darby Would Have Had Trouble
Picking II from Sacred Book.

An old darby, anxious to be min
lister. went to be ordained. He was
questioned thus: Can you writer"
mo. sah!" "Read?" mo, sah!" How
do you know about the Bible?" ma
niece. reads 1t to mel" Know about
the Ten commandments? mo. sah!"
1.-THE Twentythird Psalm" "Neb-
Der heard Of him. sah!" Know the
Beatitudesr mo, sah!" well, what
part Of the Bible do you like best?'
'Par'bles. sah!" Can you give us
one?" Deed. yes. sah!" Let US
have It, then" Once wen the queen
OF Sheba was gwine down to Jerusa-
lem she fell among thieves. First
they passed her by on De oddah side
den dey come ovah an dey say unto
her. Fro down Jezebel!' but she
wouldn't fro. her down: and again
dey say unto her, Fro down Jezebel!'
but she wouldn't fro her down; and
again dey say unto her for de fird
and last time. for amt gwine to ak
20 no mo-, Fro down Jezebel!' and
dey fto'd her down for 70 times and
Z, till de remains were 'leven baskets;
and I say unto 20, whose wife was
she at de resurrection? Highlander.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
His Memory at Fault.

A veracious observer dropped into
one of Washington's most popular
cafes the other day, merely to get q
match. While the bartender was mix
Ing the phosphorus man prominent
In local business and social circles
strolled in and took half Nelson
hold on the rail. From his appear
ance one would have thought that he
had just recovered from severe Ill
ness or was suffering from fatty de-
degeneration of the equilibrium. Evil
IDENTIFY he was well known to the wor-
thy mixer. for that dignitary drew
thither and put himself at the sick
mans service. N,
SHAY. have you sheen m frien'.
Congressman -, in here thish AMER
uoonY
Eyes, sir, he was In here about an
hour ago."
The visitor leaned farther forward
and with evident anxiety inquired In
what was meant for q whisper:
"Shay. wuxsh with himr
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
lonu Time to Sweep.

Everything, even magnificent
church, must be regarded from the
point of view of the beholder. A Lon
don paper says that two country girls,
who acted as If they might be enjoy.
ing holiday from domestic service,
were observed walking down the
aisles of st. Paul's Cathedral Under
the great dome one of them stood
and gazed around her with an air OF
such wonder that a spectator might
well suppose that she was awestruck
by her solemn surroundings But
when she spoke, the idea was dissi'
pated. "Oh, Sarah" she exclaimed,
wouldn't this place take long time
to sweep"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

America has become land OF ner-
vous emotionalists, largely owing to
our sins against the dietetic health
laws of nature.
"Only outdoor exercise in cold cli-
mate would enable vigorous individ-
uals Of our species to digest the viands
forced upon alimentary organs enfee-
bled by sedentary occupations" wrote
DR.. Felix Oswald.
Brain workers must have different
food than laborers, because brain work
uses up parts of the brain and nerve
centers, while physical labor uses up
other parts OF the body.
Grape-Nuts, q food for brain work.
,ers, prepared by scientific food makers.
is a pure, natural food made from Sc
lected parts OF field grains known to
contain the natural phosphate of pot
ash and other elements required by
the system in rebuilding and repair
ing the brain and nerve centers. This
food IL skillfully cooked at the factory
and 10 ready to be served instantly
WV cream. At all first-class grocers
n made by the Postum Co.. at Battle
Creek, Mich. Read the little health
classic, The Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs. There's q Reason"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

Starch, like everything else, is be
ing constantly improved, the patent
Starches put on the market rs years
ago are very different and inferior to
those of the present day. In the lat
est discovery-Defiance Starch-all in
furious chemicals are omitted, while
the addition Of another ingredient, in
vented by us, gives to the Starch a
strength and smoothness never ap-
preached by other brands.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
The Presldent,s Apprentlce.

It takes juvenile wit to At the ade-
quate word to mans occupation.
A group Of small boys-playmates
Of Quentin Roosevelt-were standing
In front of the Rochambeau statue in
Lafayette, square. Washington, the
other day when a victoria rolled out
Of the White House grounds and
headed up Jackson place. The man
who rode in the victoria wore a dark
mustache and glasses and silk hat
was set above his agreeable face.
The smallest Of the boys raised his
cap and executed the most polite sal
utation in the direction Of the vic
toria, the occupant of which returned
the bow with a genial smile.
"Who were you bowling to. Kid
die!" said the tallest to the httlest Of
the boys. and the latter replied with
the utmost pride and respect, II was
bowling to the presidents appren-
uce"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

fore using Doan's Kidney Pills I suf-
fered everything from kidney troubles
for year and half. had pain In
the back and head, and almost contin-
uous In the loins and felt weary all
the time. A few doses Of Doan's Kid
ney Pills brought great relief, and /
kept on taking them until in a short
time was cured. think Doan's Kid.
ney Pills are wonderful"
For sale by oil dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory n the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness of the fabric Is
hidden behind paste Of varying
thickness. which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality Of the goods. This trou-
BILE can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as 1t can be applied
much more thinly because Of its great.
er strength than other makes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
CUT OUT FOR A DIPLOMAT.
Little Son Of South American Minis
tor 10 Wise.

Domingo Obaldia, the six-yearold
son of the former minister from and
the present acting president of Pan
anna, made many friends during his
fathers residence in this city. He is
prececious youngster, quick to an
ticipate the American predisposition
to interrogate children Of foreign
countries. For instance. directly a
person inquired his name, he not only
gave 1t promptly, but supplied the in
formation that 1T was just the same
as Sunday" for which intelligent peo
pie were correspondingly grateful.
Several months ago Domingo paid
visit with his mother to a very
handsome and popular Washington
hostess. He was greatly impressed
with her appearance and charm and
expressed wish to pay a second
visit. The opportunity never arose,
however, but his mother consented
to take him with her when she re-
Gently called to say good-by to the
lady in question. IL was the latters
day at home, and the drawing-room
was filled when Nine. Obaldia was
announced Little Domingo-'the
same as Sunday'-paused in the cen.
ter Of the room, clasped his hands
and gazed with all his soul in his eyes
at his hostess. Then in rapid but
quite audible Spanish he said to his
mother:
There she is--just look at her
as heavenly beautiful as ever!"
II Domingo follows in the footsteps
of his father, he is likely to be
good diplomat.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

The extraordinary popularity Of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch matter of great i'm.
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals. 10 the
only one which IL safe to use on fine
fabrics. It's great strength as stiffener
makes half the usual quantity Of Starch
necessary, with the result of perfect
finish, equal to that when the goods
were new.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Concerning His Business.

A Boston lawyer, who brought his
wit from his native Dublin, while
cross-examining the plaintiff In d.
vorce trial, brought forth the follow
ing:
You wish to divorce this woman
because she drinks?"
Yes, SIR"
do you drink YOURSELF"
That's my Enthusiastically.
Whereupon the unmoved lawyer
asked:
"Have you any other businessT-
Everybody's.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

That an article may be good as well
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale Of
Defiance Starch, each package con-
tanning one-third more Starch than
can be had of any other brand for the
same money.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

The Mckinley monument was planned
and executed under the direction Of a
commission of prominent men, at o
cost OF $4,000. Gov. Charles e.
Hughes, with his military staff, will
take part in the ceremonies and Presi.
dent Roosevelt and former President
Grover Cleveland have been invited to
attend and speak. Military parades
will be feature Of the occasion.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Does Not ALWAYS Paw.

First Tramp-After all, it pays to
be polite, pardner..
Second Tramp-Not always. The
other day was actin deaf and dumb
when man gave me sixpence.
says: Thank you sir" and he had
me arrested.-Tit-Bits.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

Defiance Starch Is the latest inven-
ton in that line and an Improvement
on all other makes; 1t is more eco
nomical, does better work, takes less
time. Get It from any grocer.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
For Better or Worse.

A census-taker' made his rounds IN
an isolated village. He gave one OF
his oficial papers to = woman that she
might I'LL In the required answers
One OF the questions. instead OF read
Ing Married or SINGLE. had It Con
dition as to marriage" The woman
filed In the answer thus:
Awful hard up before. Wusi
. after"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

eASy SCI Jul VI oIueE
1t causes bacl,ache.
headaches. dizziness
languor and distress
Ing urinary troubles.
Keep the kidneys well
and all these suffer-
ings will be saved
you. Mrs. S.A. Moore,
proprietor Of a res
taurant at Water
Vile. Mo-. saws: "Be-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Passive.

Bill-Did you say he has horse
sense?
Jill-No; why, he hasn't even got
mule sense. l never knew him to
kick in his life!-Yonkers Statesman.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
n cures WhIIe You WaIk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

To prevent that tired feeling on
ironing day-Use Defiance Starch
saves time-saves labor-saves annoy
ance, will not stick to the iron. The
big 16 OF. package for 10c. at your
grocer's.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Approaching Nature.

Some men think they can't get
next to nature" properly without TAX
ing along two quarts of whisky and a
box OF cigars.-Judge.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervou.
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. Kline
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 800
Id. 93l Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
TRY II and See.

Funny, isn't II, but 1t makes all the
difference In the world whether you
call girl vision or q sight.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

To Be Dedicated In Buffalo Sept. 8.
Former Residents Invited.

The beautiful white marble shaft
erected by the state Of New York in
Niagara Square, Buffalo. N. Y, to the
memory of President Mckinley. is to
be formally dedicated Thursday. Sept.
s, and the event will be the central
feature Of Bufialo's Old Home Week.
Sept. to Z. Former residents Of Buf-
falo and the public at large are cor.
daily invited to attend the dedication.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Making a Good start.

Doctor - Madam, your husband
must have absolute rest.
Madam-Well, doctor. he won't
listen to me
Doctor-A very good beginning,
madam-a very good beginning
Stray Stories.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
poaa YOUR Haad AchaY

II so, get box Of Krause's Headache
Capsules of your Druggist. Csc.
Norman Lichty Mfg. Co.. Des Moines, la.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has a rich
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory
Peoria, Ill.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

Smokers have to call for Lewis Single
Binder cigar to get it. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

II man occasionally tells woman
how pretty she looks she will forgive
most Of the other lies he tells her.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

When a man first makes fool of
himself he gets an awful jolt-but
he soon gets used to It.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
TIRED BACKS.

Tho kidneys have great work to
do In keeping the blood pure. When
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

II he has large family to support,
a man can't afford to have any other
extravagant habits.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

It's easy to dress profitable bust
ness In the garb Of responsibility.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

Johnson: Round numbers" are al.
ways false.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
OF Course.

What makes you so absent mind
ed?'
We'll, I stopped to think one
day"
"Yes?"
"And my thoughts ran on and on"
"Well?"
And haven't caught up with 'em
yet."-Cleveland Leader.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17
Important TO Moth srs

Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsTORIA.
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that Il
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

A golden bit makes none the better
horse.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-17

my thoughts ran on and on"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-05-25
Russian Brutality

Forty-five officials and worSmen of
Kuttner's spinning mills were shot
down in Lodz by patrol of Cossacks,
because band of terrorists attacked
a mail wagon in the neighborhood,
killed a Cossack guard and wounded
another Cossack and two postoffice Of
ficials
While the wagon was passing
through Lonkowa street the terrorists
suddenly appeared from a side street,
opened fire on the Cossack escort,
seized $1,000 from the wagon and es-
capped. A moment later a patrol of
Cossacks arrived on the scene and.
Infatuated by the fate Of their COM
rades, rushed into the Kuttner factory,
which was near the spot where the
robbery occurred, and began firing in
discriminatory, killing 10 and wound
ing over 80 persons
The greatest Indignation prevails. as
it is claimed that the employees of the
factory had nothing to do with the
attack on the mail wagon.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-05-25
Heipina People to Self-Help.

In America we are just learning
that the greatest gift you can give a
blind man is the ability to earn his
own living. Denmark extends that
boon to the halt and MANNED as well
as to the blind A workman crippled
in a Danish factory knows precisely
what to do. He goes to the school for
disabled workers and learns to sup
port himself without the lost arm or
leg or finger, as the case may be. The
school has made an exhaustive study
of trade chances for crippled folk. 1t
provides tools, food, medicine and free
orthopedic treatment for its unfortu'
nate pupils, buys their work as soon
as it is saleable, and once they know a
trade finds them positions. Here, says
Mary Bronson HART in the Worlds
Work, is prophecy for the future
extension of the American movement
for the industrial independence of the
blind.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-05-25
After the North Pole.

Commander Robert e. Peary has
decided upon some changes in the
method to be followed in his next at
tempt to reach the north pole.
THE main improvement over the
last plan," said the explorer, will De
that / shall continue farther to the
westward along the North Grant Land
coast, and then. when l take to the
ice, /. shall bear always to windward
and thus Offset the continuous drift to
the east.
There will be no separation of the
parties this time as there was last
and | shall have the relay system sc
perfected that at that time, in any
event, | can reload ample supplies
from the supporting sledges and press
forward with the pole party. For the
rest there will be the dogs and the
Esquimaux just as on the former ex
petition. This time l shall win
Commander Peary said that he
thought the necessary 100000 would
be forthcoming soon. He denied re
port that his wife would accompany
him.