Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-02-27
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9A What is Most ImpOr-
! y a tent News i'm the Week
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by Our Neao Reporter)

Pres. mcCrea and others from broad
st. of the penny r. r. was on mile last
week to look round the town in
special car. We dident get to see Pres.
but if we had we'd used diplomat and
remarked bout the weather and how
servisable the r. +. wuz to us. Then
I'd gradually steer round curve with
the drill engine and blow off cloud of
and tice and mr.. rudolph and powell
and others hav to stand for hours some-
times on the track shadin there eyes
watchin for last weeks freight to ariv
all froze like it was in refrigerator cars
at no extra cost. Id tell him how nice
it wuz to hav 81 scursions sent to 5
mile from the city and then charge us
native fellers $1.75 in cold plunks for
one way to the Quaker town. Then
Id praise the new depos, the new gravel
on Holly b street and SO on. On the
finish Id open the throtter and mention
bout some engines to 5 mile runnin
backwards. If a merry go round was
put in this woudent hav to be. All
aboard fer mile!
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Most all mile was at the Anglesea
fire ball on the 9th. Trolley cars wuz
squeezed with peopel from Holly b
and Wildwood and most everybody
danced on everybody elses toes in the
boro hall cause there wasn't enywhere
else to dance the Sd story wuz SO full.
Some wuz SO full they staggered.
Every feller had his hands full when
a dance was called and stepped round
wether he moved how or no. The
music wuz from Philly and was slow
like the place is. Supper was laid in
between brethin spells in the room
next to the lookup. Ice cream and
cake was served and most the fellers
got cigar4AR the side. Peopels coats
and hat 1AA-ss wuz laid-in the,
room on The desks what the mayor and
boro farthers use in payin bills and
other things. The fellers what went
home first got the pick of the bunch
and was lucky. Most everybody
stopped dancin bout 2.30 a. m. cause
the music got tired. 1t was jolly
time and we hope Anglesea will fire
agin soon.
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", l,n in datl
before spring comes or sooner. Two
Wildwood fellers hav been tryin to
spark one Holly B. gurl and one chap
has writ to the other that he will bust
his nose if he don't let the gurl alone.
This aint rite. When one feller is
lucky nough to get gurl to let him go
with her all other fellers should let him
hav her without worrin him. Hes
got worry nough with the gurl. There
ought to be Union for all young
fellers to jine and when one of EN- gets
a job courtin gurl any other feller who
tries to get his job should be called
scab and saulted.
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Ye reporter has been asked some
points why the journel little ads is
good place to get results in. When we
put one in there its for the same reason
we'd put steel trap on top of post
in field to ketch hawks and owls.
They are purity sure to settel onto it
specially if there's dead chicken at the
bottom for bate. The peopels eyes are
also sure to settel on the littel ad col.
in the journel if you hav purity good
bate back of it.
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Weddin bells may soon be rung in
our midst and light feet will dance
merry to the music. Ye reporter spects
a bid and will report full.