Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-06
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Jupiter Pluvlus' watering pot
seems TO be effectually plugged.
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Mr.. Bryan's favorlte son chances
seem 10 be about as promising as
eyer.
The benevolent d~espotism at Santa
Pc has decided that uneasy lies the
head that wears a crown.
Wizards present excitement is un-
doubleday due 10 reading the exclu-
stve Morning Journal accounts of the
Enterprise Bank situation.
Time to r~eorganize," chirps VIII
lard. Wizards experiences al re-
organizing the republican party have
been a trifle disastrous to willard.
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The Major Is e%nvious. Like Bucky
O'Ncill. he would like TO have a large
sized equestrian statue, but he hates
to go through the Inconvenience OF
dying.
Who found those errors in the TX
pert's report. MIR. Bursum. your new
prison superintendent. your assistant
superintendent, your referee, or the
Almanac?
IN view Of WIZARDS well known
financial relations with 'Bull' An
1rews. one can sympathize deeply with
the little banker as he reads about the
Enterprise.
$50
Mr.. Rursum, after investigating the
prison accounts, win likely find that
~ least the territory yves him that
$4,000 he paid In when they began in-
yestigating him.
The people who are holding the
sack are beginning to kick says Lit
tie willard. Now. do you suppose he
Is tal&inr about Andrews, and banks,
and-aud thinGsf
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The territory might save itself con-
siderable money rs just ~dispenslng1
with the leRlslaturk and the judiciary
and the executive departments, and
let Prichard run T.
sim that depressing silence as To
why Mr.. Carrot really did have sam
Loathcrn given 100 strokes with the
spanking machine. SO that he tainted
and couldn't walk for some days.
The territory had no reason To Wor-
~ So long as those records. were i'm
Hagcrman's poss 'ssion The Evening
instrument.
No. He mover operated a Book
tiurrcr.
The instrument states that when
curry arrives the crowd that Is
Boosting now" viii be- relegated to
iunocuous desuetude. And the aver
ago observer will have no difficulty |
in deciding who Is doing the boast
inc.
The paying tclleriof the New York
hank who got away with some $4,000
did not forget his Igoad breeding az
the grand finale, but shook hands all
around like a gentleman. There IL
nothing Ike being a cheerful CRATER.
Prichurd takes his So awfully crouch
ily You know.
Gloomy Gus. In Las Vegas. refers to
the good government policy inaugu-
rated by Acting Governor l%taynolds.
M one could probably inaugurate
such n policy to better advantage
thau "a man who has not denied the
charge OF criminal conspiracy TO CO.
fraud the government
nose WHO NAM tue Afh' F'FAN' ]
dIy and who recalled their schonl days
or not 50 many years ago. found II
hard 90 reconcile The picture OF the
district school. the severely proper dis
trict teacher ana his quaint methods
with those well dressed. laughing. Just
a biz skittish school mans and in
Nructors-The Evening instrument.
Ycs slavic and his qu'int methods.
- well known 20 the people of Alhu-
since first exploited by the
Evening instrument would stand out
ban strong contrast.
SO
oar dear. althrre'' 'what s3-
perannuatet friend. Inc Almanac, mas
"a few words tn say g1uut some rec
that were mi.eir~ for q WIN"
Tho attractive old fossil has some eN-
pericucc in that line. Al least, there
is % disagrceahly persistent rumor that
some Years ago. when Register Max
Frost. of the santa Pc land office. got
fu tho clutch Of Uncle samuel some
papers of rather vital Importance dis
appeared just at what might be term
ED the crucial moment. watch the
Almanac narrowly, however and You
win SOC no reference Co this INTEREST,"
Iuu matter.