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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

BY Rose Melville.

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A pompadour often elevates Low
brow.
Pa says you can't stand still ant
run q farm.
Many n milk maid wears pumps
but not on her feet.
Pa says IL at meals you can't sa.
Grace, say Dorothy
Ma says a pane in the window 4
worth two in the head
Pa says the coming man is seldom
the best fellow a-going.
Sweet are the uses Of adversity-
as far as lawyers are concerned.
A bee may be busy. but did yol
ever see a girl getting ready for :
BY way of experiment, Peruns
'Muggins put peroxide on her horse
hide trunk.
Ma says you can take photo Of
but can't draw bald headed mar
by the hai..
A South Bend society queen is sc
Auppish that she refuses to occupy Q
lower berth in a sleeper.
Bentfacia Boggs lately had a violent
attack of indigestion and thought II
was love.
Ma says II more men were like
.obblers and stuck to their last,
here would be fewer divorces.
1t seems to me that some men never
seem to lose the soft spot they bring
nto the world with them.
Oracle Grapenut, Of Battle Creek,
iays the only cereals she cares for
ire those that are in the magazines.
Considering how closely they pack
people into street cars, ii is some won
Ter that folks don't get closer to each
,ther in New York.
Tips upset many financial boats.
The road to ruin has many buy ways.
Some men think 1t pudden to get
pie-eyed.
A man doesn't have to own a suit to
bring one.
The chilly glance often follows the
hot touch.
Megnphone Muggins, Of wartopolis,
is so tight he squeaGs.
Pa says when man gets lit up the
world looks brighter to him.
The only shower bath some folks ever
get is when the roof leaks.
BY believing everything he hears, the
truthful man may still be full of lies.
Some women play bridge because
they can't cross the social stream any
other way.
Ma says the only time some men look
pleasant is when they are having their
picture took.
Ma says there are women who are
so stingy they won't waste thread sew
ing buttons on their husbands pants.
Pa says we have many giant trust,
but none of them approach that OF a
trustin' female for a siclSiy. sentimental
spoon.
Ma says If your man wants to read
at the table let him! 1t may save you
the annoyance Of listening to his bar
room jokes.
Homer Mudsock eat dinner at the
Bon Ton restaurant and complained
that his cocoa was cold. Then put
on your hat" replied the new waitress
just up from Indianapolis.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Oracle Grapenut, OF Battle Creek,
says the only cereals she cares for
ire those that are in the magazines.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

1t seems to me that some men never
seem to lose the soft spot they bring
nto the world with them.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Ma says II more men were like
.obblers and stuck to their last"
here would be fewer divorces.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Bentfacia Boggs lately had violent
attack of indigestion and thought It
was love.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Megnphone Muggins, of 'wartopolis,
is so tight he squeaSs.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Pa says when man gets lit UP the
world looks brighter to him.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

The only shower bath some folks ever
ct is when the roof leaks.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Some men think it pudden to get
pie-eyed.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

TIPS upset many financial boats.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

{ The road to ruin has many buy way
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

BY believing everything he hears, the
uthflil man may still be full of lies.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

A man doesn't have to own a suit to
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

The chilly glance often follows the
hot touch.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Homer Mudsock eat dinner at the
Bon Ton restaurant and complained
that his cocoa was cold. Then put
on your hat" replied the new waitress
just up from Indianapolis.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

A South Bend society queen is so
.uppish that she refuses to occupy q
lower berth in sleeper.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Ma says if your man wants to read
at the table, let him! 1t may save you
the annoyance Of listening to his bar
room jokes.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Some women play bridge because
they can't cross the social stream any
other way.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

pompadour often elevates a low
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-09-05

Pa says we have many giant trust,
but none of them approach that OF a
trustin' female for siclSiy. sentimental
spoon.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
Philadelphians Kick
Against the Decision

PHILADELPHIA. Feb. 15.-There will
probably be another chapter 20 the Has
kins case.
It is not clear by what right the South
Atlantic Association disquahfies a man
who belongs 10 the Middle Atlantic As
ISOLATION. According 70 the rules OF
the a. a. L, any punishment meted out
10 Haskins should be done by the Mid
die Atlantic Association OF which
George ". orion Is the president
Haskins is a member Of PENIS two
mile relay team. which is to run against
Dartmouth at the Boston a. a. games
Saturday night. and IT was feared for a
time that this ruling was agreed TO by
the national body, and that Haskins
would not be allowed 10 run at Boston
But a telegram to President James Z.
Sullivan brought the information that
Haskins would not be barred at the
Boston games. 1t IS not likely that the
ruling Of the Southern division Will be
taken up by any other division
Haskins and his friends are much dis
turbed over the fact that the Southern
Association did not give him a hearing
before passing suspension on him. Has
kins declares that he Is able TO justify
his conduct In every particular.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
EVANS DRUG STORE
SPECIAL SALE OF
HOUSEHOLD REMEDIES And
TOILET ARTICLES.

Every article in this Special Sale is sold as repre-
sented or money refunded Everybody will appreciate
these honest drug reductions and take advantage of this
opportunity to money Read the list carefully.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
TARHEELS SUGGEST
DUAL MEET HERE

The George Washington University
track and field management has been
sounded as to the possibility OF a dual
meet in Washington between that insti-
tuition and the University OF North
Carolina
The "Tarheels" anticipate taking
Northern trip some time in April. and
are DESTROYS Of having the Hatchetites
on their list II arrangements can be
satisfactorily completed.
Early in the season the Hatehetlte
management had contemplated going
extensively into the dual meet PROPOSE
ton. and with that in view, a number
Of prominent Southern Institutions OF
learning were sounded, but circUm-
stances are now somewhat altered and
IL is doubtful whether the Bun and
Blue athletes will take part in any af-
fairs Of that nature. There is some
possibility. however, OF the North Caro-
lima proposition panning out and &C
ton will be taken upon the matter in
the near future.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
ASK PERMISSION
TO ERECT DOME
American National Bank Az
pealS From Inspector Ash
ford'S Decision.

An appeal from Building Inspector
Snowden Ashfords decision that the
erection OF a dome on the rear portion
Of the building Of the American Ma
tionaI Bank, + between Thirteenth and
Fourteenth streets northwest. was made
this morning before the Board Of Com
missioners.
Stanley Simmons, architect OF the pro-
posed Improvement. and Robert " Har-
per. president Of the bank. appeared and
said that the erection Of the dome was
necessary to give more room in the
building, and bring the rear part Of the
structure up to the height Of the front
portion; that the construction of the
dome would not exceed the height lin it.
The Commissioners rendered no decis-
ion. taking the whole matter under con
slderation for conference and "a report
later.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
OLIVE OIL OF HIGHEST PURITY.

We are large buyers, and handle the following
brands French and Lucca (Ltalian) Olive Oil Note spe
cial prices-they are very low.
pint bottle Pure Olive Oil ...... Zoe; quart. zoe
l pint bottle Pure Cod Liver Oil 1870. 25c; quart 40c
l pint bottle Fresh Emulsion Cod Liver Oil,
with HypOphosphites ............. &c., - pint, 25c
pint bottle Syrup Hypophosites Comp, our best
The ueinora remedy for chest throat and lung trouble 0OO
Alcohol eF a for burning and heating pint lOo gallon Cue
Alcohol wood DECENTRALIZATION. pint 10c; gallon, 60c
Alcohol, pure grain pint, 40c quart Zoe
pint bottle Doube-dstiled Witch Hazel 15c quart 25c
The highest purity and full strength
SOC bottle Imported Bay Rum full pint 4Oc 10 pint Zoe
4Oc bottle Domestic Bay Rum. full pint 25c; u pint 15c
4Oc bottle Pure Gycerne full pound &c. 70 pound 15c
SOC bottle Peroxide Hydrogen. full pint 25c; pint 1Oc
75c bottle Ferro Peptomangan
Compound 06 OF best blood .: full 9 pint &C., Il pint 85c
Toe bottle Soda Mint and Pepsin Tablets also Chlorate
Potass Tabs and Bronchial Lozenges- &c each
QUO Oot R ANNA b; rs to cure eczema: oc noe BOTTLE l5c
pound bottle Effervescent Phosphate of
go Soda-n0ne better ;...........4 Oc; Il pound, 15c
100 Rhints TabIes-cod breakers .............. 15c
25e bottle Swiss Lotion 17c; 10c bottle, &c
Din Lax, best tablet for colds ........ 10c box
Soap-Carbolic, Sulphur, and Tar ......, &c cake
Physicians and Surgeons and d. Soap ...... sc cake
pound box Chalk and Orris 25c; p pound, 15c
Phosphate Of Soda pure ................ 15c pound
Imported White CASTLE Soap. best 15c pound
pound bottle Eferveseent Kissengen or
NlcnV 4Uc; "a pound, 15c
100 2-grain Quinine Capsules - 25c; 2-grain Pills 18c
100 3grain Quinine Capsules .35c; 3grain Pills. 25c
LOUNGE can best Sulphate Of Qunine .......... 3Oc
Strong Ammonia Water ........ pint 1Oc: gallon 6Oc
Trusses Hard Rubber, Clean and Sanitary Guaranteed
to fit any body perfectly.
Price, $3.50 single; $3.50 double
Trusses all sizes and kinds of elastic and leather Fit
guaranteed ................. $780, $3.50, and $500
Daggetts & R. Cold Cream. -. Prices, lie 3Oc 38c
Evans Fresh Cold Cream. .10c 20c 35c
Hudnuts Violet Water ........... Csc and 81 ID
md Wo+nr e. OK
Tasteless Preparation of Cod Liver Oil with
HypOphOsphites Observation-Disclosures. SOC bottle
noSe dHu AIInoHu cream Z0c bottle
Physicians prescriptions and compromising of medi-
cines OF all kinds, take special care Of and all work
OF this kind is handled by registered pharmacist only
STRICTLY DRUG STORE.
HENRY EVANS,
wholesale Druggist, Retail
o22-924 r Street N. w.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
RUNNER HASKINS
UNDER THE BAN

G. B. Haskins, the intercollegiate one
mile champion of the University Of
Pennsylvania. has been suspended for
six months by the South Atlantic Asso-
citation OF the Amateur Athletic Union.
Haskins got himself in bad light at
Richmond, Va, games, January 20. He
was disqualified after winning the $50
yard run, for deliberately fOuling p S
Herring during the race Haskins took
exception TO the ruling of the officials.
to whom, II is charged he used bad
language. He was then temporarily
suspended.
Notice Of the suspension of Easkins
has been sent TO J. J. Dixon, of New
York. who is chairman of the National
registration committee, and TO DIR.
George w. Orton, president Of the
Middle Atlantic Association.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
AMBULANCE HIT BY WAGON
AND SLIGHTLY DAMAGED

While responding 10 a call last evcl-
ing the ambulance from Freeman's
Hospital collided at Seventh and w
streets northwest. with a wagon owned
by Eugene Ross. Of III Seventh street
No one was injured. and the ambulance
was only slightly damaged.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
TEACHERS ALIVE
REPORTED DEAD

MANILA, Feb. 15.-W. X. Bachelor
and Walter J. Ise. the American school
teachers yesterday reported killed in an
attack by Pulajanes on two towns IN
Occidental NegTos. have been. found.
Both men had been missing since the
raids, and this led 10 the report of
their murder. Both are unhurt.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
SCHOOL DAMAGES
BRING HOLIDAYS

Owing to the damage done by vandals
10 the interior Of the Henry School,
Seventh and p streets northwest. We'd
nesday night. all classes We're dismissed
yesterday. and Il holiday declared until
Monday morning.
Supervising Principal Patterson said
this morning that the damage would be
repaired by Monday. and that every
thing would DE- in shape again next
week No arrests have been made in
the case at yet.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
Formal Action Against Slay-
er of Former Sena-
tor Brown.
Case Will Probably Be
Called Latter Part
of April.
Accused Woman Feels Sure
She VIII Be Ac-
quilted.

In Criminal Court No. l. Justice STAFF
ford presiding, the grand jury today
formally presented its indictment
against Mrs. Annie NJ. Bradley, charg-
ing her with murder in the first degree
in having shot and killed former Sena-
tor Arthur NJ Brown OF Utah. The
shooting took place in the Raleigh Ho-
tel. December s, 1905, and Brown died
at the Emergency Hospital December
-. After the indictment was presented,
Wells, Hoover and Wells formally en-
tered their appearance as counsel for
the defendant. Mrs. Bradley may be
arraigned next week. The trial will
probably take place early in the spring.
Action Fully Expected.
Mrs. Bradley was not surprised by the
action of the grand jury. because she
had been told many times by her coun-
sci to expect the indictment. The pris-
oner. who is now in jail. in a cell next
the one occupied by Mrs Jennie L. May,
convicted Of shooting Lucien Conen. is
impatient for trial. She IS sangulne OF
acQuittal and is anxious TO get back 10
Salt Lake City to her two children.
Attorney George p. Hoover said this
afternoon that he had a conference with
District Attorney Baker about the cases
now pending and learned thai Mrs
Bradley would in all likelihood be called
Tor trial at the beginning Of the third
or fourth week in April
Score of Witnesses Suhpnenaed.
The Government wiz put only a fcvT
Witnesses on the stand to prove a prima
facie case Of murder against Mrs. Brad
ley. Counsel for the defense will call a
score or more Of witnesses from Salt
Lake City to testify as 10 the relations
between Senator Brown and Mrs. Brad
ley, for the purpose Of showing the Jury
the 1uSu1CatiOn the woman had for
shooting him. That emotional insanity.
such as Harry X. Thaw is said to nave
been suffering from when ne shot Stan
ford White, will be the defense of Mrs.
BRADLEY is practically certain
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
LEcTURED ON RECLAMATION.

Clarence J. Blanchard. OF the Recla-
nation Service, Wednesday lectured be-
fore the students OF the Business High
School on the reclamation OF arid lands
in the Northwest. The talk was Illus
trated by stereOpticOn views.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15
HOUSE WILL CONVENE
At ELEVEN O'CLOCK

One hour more labor has been added
TO the burdens carried by the members
OF the House Of Representatives.
Confronted by the great press Of BUSH
ness, the House this morning adopted
a resolution offered by Mr. Payne Of
New York that. beginning with tomor-
row, the House shall meet each dav
until the end Of the session at II a. m
instead Of at noon as heretofore.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-02-15

Our standard Of Drugs, Chemicals, and
Prepared Medicines is of the highest pur-
ity, strength, and freshness.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
A MODEL FART
Why Go to Canada and Leave
Such Bargains at Home.

A 6. $50 acres at $40 per acre.
One of the finest stock and grain
farms in the county, 51A miles from
good town Oh main line of railroad,
40 rods to school, R. F. d. at door,
close to church, good neighborhood,
100 acres fine, almost level farm land
in cultivation. Deep black Iowa dirt,
no sand, no stone, no burs, 100 acres
of brush and timber pasture, all we'll
set to bluegrass, finely watered,
springs, deep wells and wind mill, 2
tanks, hog pasture lots, etc, big young
orchard, all kinds of small fruit, a
monster barn 66xS0, almost new and
stone foundation, cattle sheds, hog
house, cribs, granary, double corn
crib, wood and coal sheds, a fine
house, 2 story, stone cellar 9 feet
deep, an ideal location, $4,000 to $4,000.
Balance easy terms.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
Old Hanlin News

Geo. Moreys took dinner Sunday
with Chas. Higgins.
Chas. Higgins shelled corn for Rob
Clark Monday forenoon.
Mr.. George Morey was on the sick
list the first of the week.
Mrs. Emma Mohr and daught. r
Lois visited last week with 81. G.
Rices.'
Clara and Ellis Morey visited the
last of last week with Ase Johnatons
down in Audubon township.
There was quite large crowd at
the missionary meeting at Mrs. d.
=. Thomas last Thursday, the collec-
ton was So 80.
Wedding bells were again heard in
Old Hamlin last Monday when Miss
Jessie McNutt and Mr.. Grant Kness
were united in matrimony.
Miss Anna Generich of Guthrie Co.
visited at the Burr homo, the latter
part of last week. She was accom-
panied home by her cousin Mrs. Lena
Hagne.
Miss Mable McNutt received a
beautiful gold watch as a prize tor
having the most votes in the piano
contest. We wish her success and
hope she will get the piano.
C. E. Townsend and wife and two
boys who have been visiting with the
Stanley family went to Council
Bluffs Monday morning where they
will visit with friends awhile before
going on to California.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
YOU KNOW
That This Farm Can Not be Sold for
Less Money. You Can See good
Raise, Then Why Not Buy.

No. 4. 26O acres three-fourths Of
mile from a good railroad market,
good roads, miles to another rail-
road town, three-fourths of a mile to
school, about 40 acres under cultiva.
ton, about 70 acres bluegrass, pas.
ture, balance fine young timber, all
but about 20 acres lays we'll, this
twenty is in hog pasture and con-
tains stone quarry worth thousands
of dollars. good soil, finely watered by
springs and wells, well fenced,
or 5 room house but not first class,
granary, hen house, good barn 40x4S,
a big orchard. Here is bargain for
some one at only s45 per acre. Write
Journal Extra
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
We Offer this at $50 per
Acre. Adjoining Farms
Are Selling at from
500 to $40

No. 80. $50 acres at $50. III mile
from dandy town, mills, creamery,
etc., on R. F. D., phone in house,
land lays rolling but not rough, only
ten acres under pillow, balance cut of
brush and blue grass pasture. About
all can be plowed, whole quarter
fenced with woven wire, very rich
soil, large cattle sheds, barn, hen
house, all new. New four or five
room house, stone walled cellar. A
good 100 for some one who wants to
invest his own labor at a big profit.
Land surrounding this is held at $50
to $40 per acre. You can make this
just as valuable a bargain at this
figure but it will not last long. Take
it now. Write to Journal Office.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
THE SUN SHINES
On this Farm as Often as on the One
Adjoining Which Brought SIS.
1t is Equal in Value

A. %. 12O acres at $65. Close to
good town, two and one-half miles,
fine road, one-half mile to school,
phone in house, good neighborhood.
This 120 acres lays first class, not a
hill in it, we'll fenced and cross
fenced into five or six fields, large
hog pasture fenced with woven wire,
running water in all pastures and
lots fed by springs, never freezes or
goes dry, one of the best wells in the
state, farm in high state of cultiva-
ton, about ten acres fine timber,
buildings, and feed lots in grove, or
chard, half farm in tame grass, a
good four room house, small stables
and out buildings. Journal.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
IT'S AN IOWA
Farm And Needs No introduction.
100 at This Price Should Be Ia
ken quickly.

No. 1. 100 acres 5 miles from
town, good roads, phone in house,
and R. F. D. at door, 40 rods to
school, 120 acres level second bot
tom fine deep soil, 40 acres rolling, no
waste land, about 40 seeded to clover
and timothy, fine crop of corn on
clover sod, going 70 bushels per acre,
any of this farm will produce that
amount, the corn is on the rolling, 40
well fenced, 10 acres hog pasture
fenced with woven wire, finely wat
cred, deep we'll and windmill, we'll at
house, a fine or room house, a
fine new frame barn, some orchard.
Here is snap at s65, will go to SIS
before a year. Terms $4,000 to
$4,000, by March 1, 1907. Easy terms
on balance. Journal.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17


a spot of Iowa's rich dirt that will
raise corn and "cane" 1t is one of
the best bargains we have on the
list and should demand your atten-
ton. Read it.
Seven miles from good town, good
roads, all underlaid with coal, Is
acres under cultivation and 60 more
could be subjugated, all but Is
acres is covered with timber, all finely
watered. Three sets Of buildings, good
barn, one house that cost $4,000,
we'll painted, coal bank in operation
paying $500 royalty, annually. The
coal under this farm will not be ex-
hausted for 25 years. Will take a
thousand dollars in good trade. Terms
easy. Journal, Extra.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
Danish Brotherhood Lodge

The thirteen members of the Dan.
ish Brotherhood lodge in and near
Hamlin who have to attend their
meetings in hxira or stay out on &C
count of the weather or other I'M
avoidable causes, after consultation,
have started out to procure twenty
new members (the number required
to procure permission to start a
lodge) and, after an active canvass,
received the petitions of ten persons
wishing to join the lodge which has
encouraged them greatly and they
feel confident that within the week
they will have more than the neces-
cary number of new petitioners.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-01-17
THINK OF 1T
A Fine One Hundred and Twenty Ac-
re Farm at $1,000 Per Acre. 1T
Will Never Be Cheaper.

No. 2 120 acres at $50. miles
from good town, R. F. D., close to
coal at $3.50 per ton. about 80 acres
of this is in cultivation, balance
brush pasture. The ninety acres
lays we'll and is new ground, little
or no stone or sand, no burs, small
but good improvements. Here is a
good tract of farm land at bargain
price, a good stock and grain farm
finely watered by spring and we'll.
Price $50 per acre, about $4,000 first
mortgage 51a per cent, $4,000, by
March 1, 1907, balance long time at
per cent perhaps can get it at 57s per
cent