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fin ipae aone Ill Chicago.
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er fommet paa gale 8eie.
acknowledgement blcu gal. Taa
ct Roef Sslano Grain bapoe man |
Sorsones en- ubpsgelig Splepelie,
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@erfien bIep iuIbitpubig ponpitti9,
meooeles fra gtIantic Gitp, % DC
taIrige 9asideerer fan taffe Sprbs.
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fort, at BET bar npget galt fat meo
acknowledgement 6a Soget forloo
gaaep Sanction. San inaffebe %
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goair, tilob Sprbeoeren fig at pnlte
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ban opertog Stpret peo Wnifiue.
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-07-23

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.Hsr noea fisnenbe Wacbel im "New Home epmaFinen. mb Tiesnelk 81
ale beunes sMe % Undesirable Of ale bens bdarGoe Ganaaber. Der er til
waftneus sobe GsnuFater fset mango ne 5prbebrnser iOm nsopenbsois mae
giMe ten til en- wulfne f fnfe aias.
On al DC fsrfk Gprbeis iNm &c t@et ehr New Home" Rahnen q
ben, at ben ser ct Positive Feed. ibet Der life bebsoes npseu Jier sQr
Spuns foe at ha Maamen til al arbeioe. Gu aH6eu bebs JorbeOrins, iom
mart oil bhpe puaf1snne at gubDer, iom benpher gRaahnen, er a feed. Der &c
iaakbes fcnfrnert at ben tan beues % ienes ub en- fmpeI SnSremns, ubn
at fcmme gersufe mo the feed dog. Den samIe NRoabe at resulere bmns
Sass Waftue paa. pb Sialp af Sfruer iom fafbobt the feed dog til the
feed bar, bar dfhb meOist g~anFeisRber ti briOm bet life bMp orsaset meo
R6asisbo, pdbe the feed dog enten ramue Srs ener Sasfbeu al RuaIn
plaoeu ear osfan bible the feed bhue uiemn
Dafmn arhiber let os nefeu fpbtsh. Noaebarreu Ell runb, men SssD
latpp2sat adjustable bearings) ponet meb Sill, bnltst stur mere eb az
minbeGs gRbbarbeb, os boomb gaaieborreH bioer ifnnb til lansere lib at
arbeibe uen Ole nhn at Nbes. Naar Stpisn saar fObi gaalen Og sisnnsm
2sttet e Cpertrauben Hap bpiht sUr at ben aloris fan brecs. DRoftnen
traber fig ko bauoe sre % nSre 3raab, % arteiber automatic ueH Ssnbn
I'll let ener ip1rt arbebe
.Suspeuneu" bruser bObet TraaS % Iapr lock stitch. Den srs
Iraab fHs lme fra Sppden, uben at trnbss sfnaem ct eaer Te Suaer, for
ben naor Maaisat Sfphieu tr1bsr fig lsc; ben Tan treSes @sfe Os s let
at ieraaa. Naaen er selfsettng, Dg Ian atna Tile feaes fifashs.
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-07-23
On Normers' CIepotOr ffoI opfs.

I'm Warmers GienafOr ifnl opfbs
res | @atertoipn peo Nortbweltern.
banens Sioeipor. aontrott ON Cp.
fsreIien bIeb afilitttet Cns6des, og
Bpsningen ifal bare fnrbig inoeil
ffte Gftober. Oct bIeb fdntttbigt be.
luttet, at aompdniet sogfaa ifal
giere GrIesinofjcb nf @in0etroao.
Eette er ben treble GIepotor, ion
Garmerne | Gobington. Gpiintp opfe-
rer | inbepnrenbe gnt. GIebator-
SeIifabets geitpreIie beitoor af fsi.
genbe: Sormnno, .. 6. Niddroion;
@iceformnno, M. g. Senning; Se.
fret1r, George Sitrauoer, % aasie'
rer, 60 2amm. ~ fzts9s
ct Tessslatipt @cferenesbnrean"
bill bli oprettet | Hierre. Rrof. M.
6. SEER orep ct iaobant gurean Der
| gpen nnber iioite 2esisIaturiam.
ling; oct benptteoes flittigt at 2egis.
laturmeoIemmerne og bite fig ina
gapnIigt, of 2egisInfuren b%eiliitte6e
at bepiIge 9ense til Sprettelie af ct
permanent iaabant 9itreaii. ia
WcoIemmerne berisiennem mirtist
tan ifoffe fig ale mlliee Splpsnin.
ger | De foreliegenbe 9opipsrgs.
maaI, ipares Der megen Sib. Erp.
fesior aerr bill life ielp fcreitda bet
rpe Bureau, oa ban til Soften otter
bill optaae fin 29rereiernins neo
2anobruesifoIcn, men bait er M
ifarb meo at organiiere girreanet.
SritetDpe arreiteret. sra Belle
Soilrf meooeIes, at en- meget efter.
iegt Spr peo Raon 3om ReIion for.
Ieoen Dag blep arreiteret at TO Sbe'
riffer | Banner Gonntp, Rebroifa
San ifaI bore Sspbing for en- Ban.
De, Tom / Here Mar bar brepet SeIte.
tpperi / flor Still / fire Stoter, 90
Seiteopbr9ttere | @pomins o. Spo
9afota bar opitiaet Ell gelsnnins at
$1,000 for bans paagribelie. 0enne
frpetebe 9aroe ifal bape i%iiaaIet
Sunbreoer al Seite | Mcntana, @po.
ming og begge 9afotaerte. af
bans aneipeIige Bartnere fiboer
Sacf 9ernett | Grreit |. Srneonce og
Smut Tisbol og Sobn ei6ler er !
Sorparing / Belle Sourh, 4icf
@oia, fom for fort Sib iioen bGngte
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ital bape tilbsrt iamme ganoe.
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mpnoer bar anlost Sag mob Seitp'
reren al grel @ricfions 0sosbo for
40 Gettens Sci isee at faa afoeoes
Seitanlenie omitprtet og iig ieip inc.
lat iom Gnearping til bans efter.
loote Sorinle poa $4,000. Oct
fremaoar, at @ricfIon | 1898 ffrep
til 2inosrens SoreIore ! Sperise 90
forflareoe, at ban % bans Snltru
Dor to euslige 8olf. og bpis oeres
Ssn Rasnnr piloe fomme % DO hos
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tinaeIier fom @rtten til Gricfions
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loebe hos fin Snfel og Sorte til
iiior, Ga Snfel @ricfion tlraaoeoe
ben unge Mano at reiie til Canada
% toge ct Someiteao. 8itten lna
aioroe, % | Wai ipaar osoe baooe
gricfiou % bans Suitrn. Com De.
res Seitamente blep aobnet bite bet
Tia imiblertib, at be TO gamle 6olt
bopoe aipet belle FIN efterlaote 6or'
m,,e til Raboer, airfer 90 Slagt.
hinge / Sperige meo llnbtagelie al
$500, Tom bar alt, bpao Hagrlar
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ericfious Srep, iom loffeoe BAN I'll
gmerifn, maa aniees iom en- lopelis
aontraft, % ba ban QinogreD tro.
foit bar bolot I'm Del al Gcntraften,
maa SeItamentet cmitsoes.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-07-23
Ssiabefalemoe I &ris.

= "Spenlfa Gaeblabet" anbetales
/ en- leoenbe @rtifel, at Der, meo Si9te
paa oaerebe / Sreostio at babe en-
SsiItbefalenSe | arig noiet, ifiiloe OBJ
rettes en- goit paa @eneralitetet iom
@@eueralinipeftsr". glaoet nlener,
at 9nnbets aonge al mango Sriinoe
life ielp bsr upertase Den bsielte
ariasIeoeIie, os at man life aItiS fan
paarsaue en- grins al Slooet. Der er
ififfet FOR ct iaaoaut Spero. On
Speriae life bar aaao til at UNDER.
boISe en- tiIitrrftelig talrig Scr. bar
set ialiaIo 8aao til ot faffe itg ben
beoit mlIiee Organization TOR SG'
rens 9eoeIie, men oct faatallise bsiere
geial. Tiger glaoet. er Ell bet9ntelie
Manael / Srroroninsen. Ter benpi'
les til Den iapaneitife seoelie nnSer
arieen meo &aSlanb.
Ceuh agNrrurah. Rnffeus fiI SlGot On
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-07-23
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armeu. goa bmr Gube al aRafhueu, pb Sober, er G LIS Plabs buOrpoa
Der poor p9coRAEPosrRNi nae @uobesfausr.
Suspeunsn Il ahs Dele en- isfr aiasfs Daafhns ia fig New Home
UeaItuen, ipm ben fan bips % saar fa kt % na Iphft ipm nosss Sprns
ams gRurtsSt.
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Spis life "SnsptuueH" | ole Eee CT idalebes, ium Der aperttret
taa Tan Wtaiinsn isnaes tiibase, is oil ~tlbusebetale bet iube Selt a
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-07-23

aebenaaaenbe er Giasbe ai go. "a Drop Head, Swell Front. Der tsfs
40 so. GReS Swell Front urnss, at StuHtrHe % 2repart CT fdtt =
runsa 90 tar 20 ualminSas sost uS.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-07-23
9ea @erte I'll nebenlaaeuSe ~betaOels n%ebiatte Yriisr:

Csmpr nepnte aRaRina tan sraolOes esera. gatHSbtre, esszzs
sMr GRatosni til pebSnbe grHfr 8 geabosni r &nen pa bOer Rafns
N5o bsire. N&n tan lite teuh Fs en- patsrs Grpaups. dr Sale Rumi
,nb ao "a sar %. Drop HeadtRabosHi % Swell Front, @ns sssoo
% $500.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-07-23

6irip a. en- apmueprue tan fanbf aRanmeriet ussns Spoen fpbes. Den
4ar bi arm ION 9esnnsen uer bullet stper COB BaaSs fr GsefS Saanses
stms ubn at se ben ct hamet llbleenbe. Den bar ssrnah epautomatHf spste
Rinber (bobbin winder( be. er na filter % paahSeRe fin gmsn a %
haarfa punbt Spue pI p9s en- rmaiseb.
15nSoennenA Nr sbt ub, % er elegant narel meo Sempn I'll 1r0aronod
Ipm til WaHinbele. GeaNheuS Subfnfe er net let baanberfst % 8efbbelh
of sbpr Eeubt Sorbebrtns pua bette Cmraabe. Oct annerhte 3s sr a beSas
HenaFsntsb o. Snmt iprarbebet 2aferiResa os lbfuptninesner fGft 8ansS
eSnahuet % as be bIaHte Dele al gRalhnen sr mutt pOleret Os atSsiSlsHs
ut. 6porpeb be jaar ct net o. fma9fubt nhksnoe. 9esaben brugs Ball Bear
ing i'll Spinsbiust Os paa besse Sibsr al gpbfpfht os Refaisata En- at naaE
man tar geht af aRaf6nu ps iesr SuBbinkt sanG ph bette hoe rHnot mere
eub tpe @auae mebens bet pa andre H9afner bar trngt4pf neo at 9a TIRE
6anse sObet er taet al uetsrut Ere, iaHnnsnSat az Rp iOrpraigs Sag
bpprpeb nan bar ppnaael fsrre Stprfe % forbnbnt at &rRd nm faa no.
GRashueus 5oofpts er lprfpnet mb plated eastors. S9rbehe Staolapps
bofber 3rrtudef % the treadle plate, bctft sfsr at 9athnea arbdoer me-
ot Ietsre e6 e1ers n 1htelnn. Zen Dor dnerfnefs % kNfe Attachments
Jos alminbeis Os (faney) ssm. On nobfs SnfrufhansbOs trpft bet norris
sner enneHa Sprpa mebf6aer hpr RaNtne,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
NATIONAL LEAGUE.
New York Wins Two.

New York, May 1.-The New York Nationals won their sixteenth straight game to-day by beating St. Louis in both games of a double header. The first contest went to twelve innings, Mathewson and Bresnahan. Umpire, CT than Beebe. Strang was put out of the first game for disputing the um- pire. The scores;
 R.H.E. St. Louis. OOOO1OoOOOOOI 1 New York ......o 0 0 ? 02O Q CA Il 1 Batterles-Beebe and N conan; Matewson and Bresnahan. Umpire, Emslie. Time. 2;O5. ?
 Second game
 R.H.E. St. Louis ...... OOO0OOO % 8 New York ....O 0 OPP 0 ? 0 Q h-4 Il 1 Batteries-Karger and Marshall; Me- Ginnity and Bowerman. Umpire, Ems lie. Time. IA
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
ORATORS TASTEFUL.
Refused to Take Game When Krause
 offered it to Them.

Bridgeport. May 17.-Krause present. ed the game to Bridgeport to-day, but the home team refused to accept 1t and after eleven innings of desperate strug- gling with ball that apparently had legs and teeth. Bridgeport forcer Nor wich to take the victory, to '. Krause gave eight bases on balls in the five innings that he occupied the box giv- inS the home team a nice comfortable lead. Plank. who succeeded him. kept the hits so well scattered that no more runs resulted and Bridgeport's success sion of fielding errors forced in the runs for Norwich. Coffel was put out of the game and later removed from the grounds for kicking. The score:
 Bridgeport
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
Norwich

Bridgeport ,. ...8O10S0Oo0OO-7 Norwich .. ....,.1 0 ? 103 100 0 IS
 Two base hits. Waller. Bridges, Krausa: hits off Krause in in- nings, off Plank, in innings sacri-
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
LEPINE's SINGLE.
Brings in Winning Tally for the Paper
 Weights.

Holyoke May 17.-Holyoke won from Hartford this afternoon, to i, the locals scoring first in the seventh on double by Baker and single by Boueher. The second run was made in the eighth by Ramon, who went to first on balls, stole second, and came home on Lepine's single. A hit by Wilson, a single and a passed ball in the eighth brought in Hartford's only run. The pitching of Whitley and Wilson, together with the sharp fielding by both teams were features of the afternoon. Score:
 TIolyoLo
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18

8, by hitting Bellerose timely. The New London pitcher felded his position poorly and his opponents benefited greatly. Miller was a puzzle for the visitors when men were on bases. Rls- ing's running catch in deep left field in the seventh inning with two out robbed Refrapge of a two -bagger and New London of two runs. The score:
 Cpr;raHo1.3
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18

flee hits, Beaumont, soffel; stolen bases, Ladd, Golden; double play, Pas tor and Accorsini; left on bases, Bridge port ', Norwich 6; bases on balls, off Waller ?, off Krause 8, off Plank 1; hit by pitched ball, Kiefer; struck out, by Krause ?, by Plank ?; passed ball, Bridges Time, hours. Umpire, Bligh.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
Cincinnati 12, Philadelphia 4.

Philadelphia, May r. - Cincinnati easily defeated Philadelphia to-day by hitting Sparks and Duggleby hard. The home team failed to connect with Hit after the first inning. Score:
 RHE. Cincinnati :. ..O01425OOO-12 IA 3 Philadelphia 4 0 Q OOOOO-4 4 Batteries-Hitt and schlei; Sparks, Batteries-Leifield and Phelps; Pas 1:47 Umpire, Carpenter.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18

Continued on Sixth Page.)
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
HEAVY HITTING CONTEST
 WON BY WATERBURY Durant's Men Have Streak of Luck and Defeat New
 Haven 8 to 2. ORATORS ARE BASHFUL Holyoke Trims Senators and Whalers Lose Hard
 Luck Contest.

Waterbury, May 17-Waterbury de- feated New Haven here this afternoon in game marked by much hitting on both sides, Both pitchers were touch- ed up freely, and all the errors figured in the run-getting. The features of the game were Nichols work in center and a catch by Swander. The score:
 Waterbury.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
For Sale.

will sell to the highest bidder all of the property of the late William Button consisting of twelve Two Family Houses, three Cottage Houses, one Six Family House, three Three Family Houses and about Fifteen Hundred Feet of Unimproved Land All must be sold this week as the estate is about to be closed
 All inquiries and prices and other information nav be obtained by making inquiry of
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
New London.

Sacrifice hits-Rankin. Finn, Barbour and Bellerose. Stolen bases-Curtiss, Luby, Rankin, Finn. Two-base hits O'Connor, Rising and Kennedy. First base on balls-Of Miller 5, off Belle rose i. Left on bases-springfeld S. New London IS. Struck out-By Miller 3, by Bellerose g. Balk-B Bellerose Double play-O'Rourke and Kennedy. Wild Bellerose, Miller. Time of game-one hour and fifty-fve min utes, Umpire Mackay.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18
New Haven.

waterbury ...2 Q O4o TOT "-s
 New Haven...O 0 2 0 2 0 0 OA7
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Hartford

Two base hit, Baker Sacrifice hits, Ramon, Moffet, Leliyelt, Stolen bases Ramon, Fallon, Justice Hoffman. Left on bases, Holyoke 6; Hartford 5. First base on balls, off Wilson 6. Hit by pitcher, .Fallon. Struck out, by Whitley T; by Wilson g. Passed ball, Thackara. Time 1;3O Umpire Kel- ley.
 TIMELY HITTING. WhaIcrs Again Meet Waterloo at
 Springfield.
 Springfield, May 17.-Springfield won from New London this afternoon, to
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-05-18

Two-base ts-McAndrews, Bunyan, Hayward. Sacrifice hits Ward, Far ley, Connell Stolen base Sherwood.
 Double play-Ward, McNellis and La- chance. Left on Waterbury 7, New Haven g. First base on balls-Off Farley 2, off Romer f. First base on errors-W Waterbury 2, New Haven 5. Hit by pitcher-Lachance Struck out By Farley 2, by Romer 6. Time of game-Two hours. Umpire-Kennedy
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1907-01-17
Coal Train is Raided.

North Yakima, Wash. Jan. g
\ train loaded with coal was raided
at the station here yesterday by citi-
zen> without fuel. Almost twenty
carloads were carried of. The en-
gineer started to pull out Of town,
when the levers holding the false
bottoms of the coal cars were pulled
out and the coal let down on the
tracks.
Hundreds have been without fuel
for days, with zero weather prevail
ing. Citizens have organized to
hold up any coal train that attempt,
to pass here without leaving fuel.
Some of Crittenden county folks are
there, and we hope have plenty of
fuel aud are not suffering
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1907-01-17
City Ordinance.

The City Council of the City of
Marion, Kentucky, do ordain as fol-
lows:
Section |. That wholesale dealers
in ,pirituous, vinous or malt liquors,
and distillers selling by wholesale,
their own manufacture of spirituous,
vinous or malt liquors shall pay a
license tax of Five Hundred Dollars
per annum.
Section ,. That any person, firm
or corporation selling spirituous, vim
Gus or malt liquors within the city Of
Marion, Kentucky, by Wholesale, with
out first paying the license tax there
of a. provided IN Section ! hereof shall
be guilty of misdemeanor and upon
conviction shall be fined not less than
Fifty $50. 00) Dollars nor more than
One Hundred $780, 0) Dollars, and
each sale shall constitute separate
offense.
Passed and approved Jan. s, 1907
}. W. Blue. Jr., Mayor
JAS. l.. Travis, Clerk.
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1907-01-17
Happiness.

Happiness Everybody is seeking
it, nobody is finding it. What's the
answer? Isn't happiness the sly
dodger?
Every few days philosopher tells
US we might as well be happy now,
for we will be a long time dead-but
nobody seems to take him seriously
enough to prove the veracity of his
statement. Hosea Ballou says ''real
happiness is cheap enough"-and yet
a man cannot buy it. Some, who
haven't the money, think they could
buy lot of it for a million or two
but no man who ever had the money
has made good. And you can no
more steal happiness than you buy it.
Stolen fruit is said to be sweetest,
but stolen happiness is mirage De-
casionally man marries it and brags
around that he has solved the riddle,
but before he can diagram happiness
for posterity, it has folded its tent
and made an Arab getaway. The
man who comes nearest to being hap
ply is the negro. This proves that
pappiness is no repecter OF persons
and worries itself but little about
riches. 1t is rather a mental capa-
city, a germ that is in man 5 heart
or mans mind.
The easiest way to approach that
desirable interior content is to make
other people as happy as you can,
Crittenden press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1879-1907, 1907-01-17

This is an oft repeated advice. but
the truest of all receipts to ensnare
happiness. Long fellow says, ITO
be strong is to be happy, and yet |
have seen many hurley fellow in
perfect health whose face is as sour
as a dill pickle. Man chases happi-
ness all over the globe and comes
home to find it has been hiding in
his hut all the time he was abroard.
Blaise Pascal says We never live, but
We hope to live and always disposing
ourselves to be happy, it is inevitable
that We never become so. Pope ad-
vances the idea that happiness is like
the air, always about US, but never
to be grasped.
The wise man decided that he would
no longer chase happiness, or seek its
balmy influence. And behold When
he no longer sought it, happiness
came and lived with him.
The answer is, then be content.
Do not hunt happiness with hue and
cry, but quietly keep at work and let
happiness come of Its own free will.
In other words, treat happiness when
you would WOO it much the same as
you would treat woman you love
and want to marry. But, anyhow, if
you cannot be happy, be as happy as
you can!--Western Publisher.
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FOR RENT

My house apd lot on Salem street,
containing rooms and summer
kitchen, porches, hall, closets, large
shady yard, good garden, barn, and
convenient, exhaustless supply of
water for rent TO desirable tenant for
year 1907. Also my Hughes farm
on Shady Grove and Bells Mines
road, one mile east of Marion. 100
acres, dwelling and barn, all to suit.
able tenant for 1907. Terms easy.
Apply to
4. j. YANDELL, Marion, Ky.
or j. W. BIGHAM. Barstow, Fla.
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ten years ago. The watch had run
down.
There is an inclination with many
people to think that man doesn
work hard unless he wears long
tired look and pair Of green over
all>.
Poke Eazley can use only one Of
his eyes now since Raj Barlow shot
out one of the glasses in his specs.
He will have to 20 to Tickyille to
have a new light put in as there are
no window lights in Hogwallow.
\ nice yellow jug belonging to
Ellick Hellwauger was cracked by
lightning during recent thunder
storm and it is feard that 1t cannot
be repaired. 1t was pure accident,
but Raj Barlow is to blame a. he had
the Jug out when the storm occurred
and should have had his eye on his
business.
Perhaps the reason that the moon
floats across the sky is becarse it is
so light, Editorial announcement;
That is good one if nobody else
hasn't thought Of it frst.)
\ dark and heavy sheet or cloud,
Swallowed the sky one day,
But before it could rain
\ wind came up
And blew them all away
The preacher at over at Hog Fore
delivered one of his hair Kissing ser
mons Sunday and illustrated hell SC
plain that the windows had to bt
hoisted and the stove door opened.
In base defiance of the law o.
gravitrtion trees grow up instead o
down.
Do not get it into your head tina
every man that speaks to you is you
friend.
In autumn when you see a flock o
of wild geese high in the air examin,
their bills closely and if you see
fine fuzz on them them the winte
will be a very severe.
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