Amador ledger., 1907-07-12
GLOBE SIGHTS.


Few men have courage enough to bt
timid and admit it.
How boy does love to see things
happen that shouldn't happen!
Clothes do not make the man, but
woman's sometimes break him.
Almost any man can make love
easier than he can make money.
Some clerks are so pompous they
bluff their customers into buying.
We'd hate to despise anything as
some women despise dust and flies.
You soon become very tired of the
good person who "takes an interest
in you.
Some girls imagine voice. con-
sists 10 using the tremuIo stop when
they sing.
The exceptionally dull person
usually emphasizes it by trying to be
entertaining
Occasionally you meet Ioafer who
is too lazy to grumble, and claims to
be contented.
The days when nothing seems worth
while are probably less to blame than
your digestion.
About all that some women come
down town for is that it beats sitting
around at home.
Almost any woman will tell you a
corset doesn't hurt her, because she
never laces tight.
You can easily tell which way the
man is travelling who tries to get
along without work
When you were boy. you we're
probably as big fool as anybody
about the Fourth of July.
Some of the linen coats men wear
make hunting coat look like a
tailor made article by comparison.
When a woman doesn't like dogs,
she will scream when one approaches
her; "Iake it away; it has fleas!''
Every man gets mad when he sneaks
to the pantry just before bed time,
and finds only cold potatoes.
A boys idea of being a martyr is to
have to put up with the family pic
mic style of Fourth of July celebra-
ton.
1t is necessary to become acquainted
with most people to lind how impoIite
they are; only a few are rude to
strangers.
Nearly every farmer living close to
town at some time thinks of getting
itch by LAYING out burying ground.
If woman doesn't marry we'll, all
the experience teaches her is the idea
she will do better the next time she
tries 1t.
/ If woman is jealous, she will al
ways insist that she has good reason
to be, although she may be unreason-
able about 1t.
Our idea of perfect gentleman is
grocer, who, when a faster steals
piece of cheese, gives him cracker
to eat with it.
1t is not difficult to get people
started to advertising, but it doesn't
do them any good to keep it up un-
less they have the goods.
Look on the bright side: EBe CRATE
tnl that the automobile doesn't
make as much noise in proportion to
its size as the roller skate.
What has become of the old fash
Toned man who said, when he met
man with one button of his pants
unbuttoned, sit is l o'clock"
Every woman when she leaves home
locks the door, puts the key in the
ledge above the door. and then walks
away feeling perfectly safe.
Sometimes we see children crying,
and think they haven't much to cry
about, but old people only cry when
they can no Longer keep from it.
The men who are bald say there
never was a bald idiot. Sometime we
are going to visit the asylum at To
peka to see If this claim is true.
How often you hear people say. cit
didn't turn out as we'll as l expect-
ed" And how rarely you hear people
say, sit turned out better than l ex-
pected.
Marrying money and inheritlng it
are the only get-rich-quick schemes
the fraud order doesn't pursue, and
some of the. marriages in that line are
better not Investigated.
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