The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-03-28
DRIFT WOOD
There Are HiII. to ClImb.
BY PHIL H. ARATsTRONO,

There Are Hills to Climb. Don't forget as you jog along, Living with right or living with wrong, There's many a hill to climb Hills that stretch far. far away. But we're bound to reach them some There's many hill to climb. And some when they come to the hills
 will stop, And gaze afar at the dizzy top, Too tired to move, on the ground they'll on. there's many hill to climb. And others there are who will look With the strength of lion they'll on- And they'll reach the top for the chase There's many a hill to climb. Now what will you be as we journey Through the long. long vale of the
 Human Tear, The man of courage or the man of fear? :? There's many a hill to climb. Take up your burden and go your way. Think not of the night, but the garish Climb the first big hill and the rest is
 play
 There's many hill to climb
 Broken Reflections. It's a Thaw brain storm that blows no good to Jerome.s nerves. The reason they Out 2 woman,s head on a dollar is because money talks. Experience Is a good teacher, but alas she doesn't a ruR 2 2 s skindergarten. An actor doesn't always have to wait lifetime for things to come his way: sometimes this happens on his first night.
 A girls idea of complete victory is to get a woman hater to talk to her before the ethsr women. It is hard to look dignifed at a pie nic when you have sat down in the pie.
 ,e & messages are delivered in from one to literature is not circulated there. ] Cabbage heads in Cuba sometimes weigh twenty pounds. but right here in Alabama we have known human heads to weigh more than that--or feel like it the next morning. There's No Path Back Through the Years" was a clever poem by W. E. Horne in Mondays Advertiser. sity chloroforms plants. Is he the Dr. osler of plant life;
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 There are eighty-five widows in Bowdoinharn. Me, town of 1900 pop- ulation, ranging in age from 2s to ss. We suppose the one of ss Is as touch ous about her age g as the one of 2s' negro woman in Atchison has posted this sign: Don't you dare to dump ashes on this place under pen alty of, the law or .eny. other trash"
 ParanOia.
 What is paranoia, anyway7 The orr dinary dictionaries do not define 1t, and authorities on psychiatry are not They each use the term in different sense. The most commonly accepted interpretation of 1t Is delusional mental state induced by chronic intox- and cocaine poisoning, Its best known manifestations are the chronic Illusion al insanities made classic in regicides, insane religious leaders and litigious and erotic individuals. Boston Herald. We knew this was Bostonese when we first treed 1t.
 In the village of Scottsboro there is a big negro with feet so large that it
  to At him at any of the stores. When asked the other day where he got his shoes, he said: "Ah has toe hab 'em made to order. Dey don't keep nuffin' here but little ole lebens."
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 Failure. Did you make the enterprise go?" 'Nope-Only made the money do that.
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 Summer.
 love the songs of summer
 Sung in June.
 Save when mosquitoes hum
 BlitheSome tune.
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 Lost Out.
 When Opportunity arrived at her door what did she do?'
 "Oh, said she wasn't at home, as usual"
 % % E When the Girl is Rich But HOmely. Look before you leap
 Sometimes would seem quite funny. Leap before you look
 When marrying for money.