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The Ordway new era., 1907-08-16
osEYlNa THE NEW ORDERS.
ccntactor Tried to Soften :he Clio"
to tie P-or Senator.

Shorty after thg railway companies
71cl'shcd the rass privilege 4 certain
r'a.tei States senator who had held
his oE.ce many years and had carried
q PASS all that time boarded a train
for Washington. lie had forgotten to
provide himself with the necessary
ucSct Presently the conductor came
along. lie vas one Of the Oldest men
on the line, and the senator, who had
made many a trip with him before.
cordially extended his hand. How are
You. Gregory" he said. First rate.
senator" answered the conductor.
Clad to see you looking so welt"
Thank you. Greg. Bu; why are yon
1Hcrlng me your left haad?' BE
cause I don't want my left hand to
know what my right hand is doing"
What is your rlsht hand doing"
It's reaching for your fare, senator.
said the conductor. with i grim smile.
Youths Companion.
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Preparing Himself.

. % ynu are going to Europe?"
res, answered the man who as.
pres 10 be prominent citizen ~
.s uon care much about the trip. But
me reporters never seem anxious 10
interview you about American atfnire
anNi Son have been abroad long
ington Star. 's''-
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An ncf.cts Covered.

THAT srcechmaker is not > very
careful grammaIian.'
Nc" answered tho disinterested
observer. but people don't mind that
so long us he is an epigrammarian." -
MashInEtnn star.
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uradulIera.rd lrand.

Little WNlle-Wla, is joy. pa?
Fa-Joy, my son. IS the peculiar
feeling experienced by the man WIN
counts his money and finds more thaa
&C expeuted.--Chicaso Daiiy News
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"a tic Years Roll BY.

r love art for arts sake" said
youns peAuber.
81 was afflicted the same way at
your age" rcjoincd old Brushly. bat
now | love II FOR the moneys sake. -
Chicago Daily News.
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P!ayiru s-te.

"wha; is your Id In taking out al
accident pcl!cy?" quCried the yuIu-
man. "Aro yon goias TO traycl?"
No" replied tho eS-widoweg "l4t
| was married again last week, you
know ."-Ch!oagu Daily News.
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Different Nov.

The Pnrson-It must be some con-
ISOLATION to know that'you made your
late husband happy;
Young wldow--oh. yes. Poor
George was in heaven Nil hc died.
Chicago Daily News.
The Ordway new era., 1907-08-16
evtrkeard at a Pink ralL....

~, neird an awful story about Ma.
Isl .his morning. 1t was perfectly
IN =. ~ uear' there isn't word of truth
tn II. Its false from start ~ ' !,
ua,. iiow disappointing. One can,t 10
dear?"--MIlwss,,uaaoo s uaowadays. can they
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Microscopic Monopoly.

Visiting Mlerobe-!lOw do you man
age to live? You doa't cat the paper
itself. do you?
Resident Mlorobe ton the old dollar
bnD-No: 1--we on the uacarred ia.
creneut.-ChicaEo Tribune.
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Effective.

Come on. old man. It's nothing but
a lot OF goods trying TO play base
ball
Don't be in 4 hurry. I'm admIrins
,hat pretty pitchers wonderful
rrrr.rea- -,'--Chlcpso TElhune.
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r.ar L.t.le Fellow.

Tommy, said Mrs. Gl.m. 'yol
should not let OF your fireworks IN
the house
But | want you to enjoy them. too.
mamma" replied the thoughtful boy
-Royal Magazine,
The Ordway new era., 1907-08-16
EullY EYalaInci.

"Thcy tell me that eggs externally
applied will cure cancer"
Nov / understand why so few
stage people dc of that malady.
Judge.
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All in Vain.

"Curscs," hlsscd the villain
Curses mutteFcd the audience.
As the villain couldn't get hiE salary
and the audience couldn't set ito
money back. the situation wasn't bet
tered milwaukee, Sentinel.
The Ordway new era., 1907-08-16
COLORADO GAME and FISH LA"
CONDENSED
1907 to 1909.

l0O1 10 l9V'.
Deer with or without horns may oe
Ikillcd October lst To October "
wild ducks, geese, snire' otapN
swan. and other water fowls and s''o'e
thirds, open season shall heGin sepleH'
ber 10, and end April 10. except "i''
,udes over 1000 feet, September 10 ""'
end May lst.
Curfow and plover, open sca''"
shall begin August and END oe'ooo'
3Olh. ..,
Grouse and prairie chickens open
season shall begin August 20 ana emu
October /.
| Sage chickens, open season s''"'' w
Gin August /, and end October l.
Doves, open season Deglns August
Is and ends September 3.
Trout, not less than inches, open
season shall begin June |, api enc
November 30, aud In no Instance
shall fishing be done between 10 p
IN. and 1 a. IN. No trout shall o'
taken except with rod, hook aud lin'
| held In hand.
Limit, - ducks and 2j other birds
and - pounds OF trout for each per
sou in any one day, and no person
shall take, kill or have In possession
In any open season more than on'
deer. Nor shall any person have II
possession ut any one time, more thai
|5l ducks an 50 other birds, nor more
than 25 pounds OF trout.
Shooting at game from public high
ways pr0hblteS.
Coursing game with dogs prohibited
No open season on elk, antelope
bison, mountain sheep, wild turkey
quail, ptarmigan, phcaSants or beaver
Trapping Wild fowl or by any othe
means than shotgun prohibited.
Licenses:
Resident OF statc............."s l.o
Nonresident OF the state. G
Nonresident, birds, one day. ......2-0 0
Each additional day. ......l 0
Penalties from s25 90 to $1,000 an
Imprisonment from 10 days to . ycars
Attempted violation punishable III
same as actual violation.
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Free,tIon,,. -,

This magazine articIs'
pacnelc's should be taxed" ", . ,.Is NAY
Mrs. Crouch. remarked
'arsas,, mas''s !. ths .w.yis ssclaInsa I. y.
/; souen, IL Mk2rnasly "a man ca NJ. = Il. Z !;
ss sss sSssa's 1s' ~ = I d.ss ritAsss pss, Z,
The Ordway new era., 1907-08-16

Ha'ola INSPIRED by sight of flower
@omnL)--Do you never, my Angelina,
In the presence of Nature have a wild
unutterahle longing for-for-
An2e'ina-Yes, Harold, for lunch,
ate 50 little breakfast.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
NEGROES OUT
IN FORCE
$4,000 of Them Gather at James
town Yesterday.

NORFOLK, VA, Sept. 13.-(Spec-
ial)-"True Reformers" day was OBJ
served today at the jamestown ex-
position, thousands of negroes from
all over the country, members of the
United Order of True Reformers, the
largest negro fraternal body in the
world, taking part in the exercises.
The order has just completed the
twenty-seyenth annual session of the
Grand Fountain at Richmond. Nearly
$4,000 negroes today viewed the great
est negro exhibit ever shown by the
race, as well as the accomplishments
of the white race since the settle
ment at Jamestown.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14

It will be to learn that the leading medi-
cal writer's and teachers of all the several
schools Of practice recommend, in the
strongest terms possible, each and every
ingredient entering into the composition
of DR.. Pierce'S Golden Medical Discovery
for the cure of weak stomach, dyspepsia,
catarrh of stomach, silver complaint"
torpid liver, or biliOuSness, chronic boWe!
affections, and all catarrhal diseases OF
whatever region, name or nature. III IS
also a specific remedy for all such chronic
or long standing cases OF catarrhal aIcG-
tions and their roSultants, rs bronchial,
throat and lung disease toX3%s. 2ai$um2-
tion) ACCOMPANIED with SeYcIC'Oa-uS. 1t
is not SO good for acute colds and coughs,
but for lingering, or chronic cases II IS
psDecially efiicaciOuS in producing per-
feet cures II contains Black Cherry bark,
Golden Seal root, BlOOdrOot, Stone root.
Mandrake root and Queens root--all OF
which are highly praised as remeIlcs ioT
all the above mentioned affections 6y sucn
minent medical writers and teachers as
Prof. Bartholow, Of jefferson Med. Col
lege: Prof. Hare, >gf the Dnlv. OF IA;
Prof. Finley 54lfngwood, NJ. D., Of Ben
nett Med. college, Chicago; Prof. john
King, NJ. II, of Cincinnati; Prof. John
M. ScuddcrCI. D.. CT Cincinnati Prof
Edwin N. EH9,4. N. D., of HahnemaHn
Med. Csf1egt, Chicago, and scores o
otherS<c2 IaHy eminent In their s2VeT"s
schC<lsNCt practice.
ire Golden Medical Discovery" IS tie
onIV~ meQiciGc 10 -lQE- &.Ass -. iLl.4"a
ar1ggistS iQr i.lle nll-Q9S2S, 1haIA 434a I 30
such iIGTSSTi1Gstt eNQQLS2nlGpk-@2 CT
more THAN inv Unllgr-Q1-Qrqin3rY ttstl-
6TTIITS. CgJl publicity Of ! = i04Eti3
IS the 6GS. possible guaranty OF its mer 7,
A glance at this pun shed formula E.a
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
THIS DATE
IN HISTORY
Important Events That Occurred
September 18th.

1402-English defeated the Scots at
Homeldon Hill.
1778-Benjamin Franklin sent to
France as Minister Plenipotentiary.
17S1-Gen. Washington arrived at
Williamsburg and assumed command.
17S6-Connecticut decided Western
land to Congress.
1791-Anne Caesar de la Luzerne,
French minister to the United States
in the American revolution, died.
Born 1741.
1S14-British abandoned their expe-
dition against Baltimore.
1S29-Treaty of Adrianpole, ending
war between Russia and Turkey.
1847-American army under Gener-
al Scott marched into the Mexican
capital
1862-Governors of fourteen states
met at Alton, Pa, and approved of
emancipation as a war measure.
1872-Alabama claims against Eng
land decided in favor of the United
States.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
THIRTEEN CLUB
AT DINNER
Thirteen Guests at Thirteen Tab
bles.

NEW YORK, Sept. 10. (SpeciaD-
Friday has fallen today on the thir-
teenth of the month for the first time
this year and the members of the
Thirteenth Club of this city have joy
ously welcomed it as most appropri-
ate occasion for their annual dinner.
Members of the Thirteen Clubs in 9TH
er cities have been invited to take part
and it is safe to say that every super
stition on the calendar will be defied
before the banquet is concluded. For
the first time in the history of the
organization there will be thirteen
complete tables with thirteen guests
at each.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
TEDDY WILL
BOSS DELEGATION.
SO Says Leader of Repub=
IiCan Clubs.
PEOPLE ARE FOR ROOSEVELT
Says President of the League of Clubs
in New York State Believes
President Will Control En-
pire State Delegation.
PEOPLE ARE FOR ROOSEVELT

WASHINGTON, D. c., Sept. 10
The delegation that viii be elected in
the primaries next March to represent
the State OF New York in the next Re-
publican national convention, in my
opinion will be a Roosevelt delega-
ton said John A. Stewart, Of New
York City, president of the State
league of Republican clubs, at the
Arlington yesterday. Mr.. Stewart re-
Gently made a postal card canvass of
the voters of the league OF which he
is the head, in order to gauge senti-
ment in the State He has been largely
instrumental in calling the convention
at Syracuse next month to consider
the problems of the farms
by that l mean it will be contron-
ed by the President he continued,
Just as for many years the delegates
were at the disposal of Senator Plat.
Should Roosevelt consent to again be-
come a candidate, they will vote SOL
idly for him, for outside those in the
financial district Of the city the people
of the State Of New York are with the
President as much as they ever were.
| cannot say that he is more popular,
because it does not seem to me that he
could be more popular among the
mass of the people of the State than
he has been. However, if he is not
in the race, the delegation will be fav-
0rable to some one who would carry
out his policies.
1T looks now as though there would
be several COrtelyou delegates. Some
will be for Taft, some for Hughes, and
still others for Cannon. l do not think
the delegates will be instructed for
any candidate, but it is certain that
they will all be favorable to Mr..
Roosevelt.
"As for what New York wants in
the platform, l have yet to meet a
voter in the State who does not be-
lieve that the tariff ought to be revis-
ed, and who does not believe that a
plank favoring it should be incorpor-
ated in the platform of the Republican
party"
Are you a Hughes MANI" was
asked.
This question rather nettled Mr.
Stewart There has been altogether
too much talk about the man and not
enough about the party" he declared.
F'No one man should consider himself
above the party organization, that
instrumentality without which he can
not be successful in pushing his poll
tics. | do not mean the machine or
organization, but the party, composed
of $4,000 Republicans in the State of
New York. We must disintegrate, I'M
less we work in elections for the COM
mon good of the party and the prin-
ciples it represents"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
Mule Lost.

Black horse mule, about eight years
old, weight about thousand pounds.
Got out Wednesday night. Return to
or notify T. J. Frazier, R. F. D. No. 4,
Americas, Ga. 13-2t-pd.
One of the worst features of kidney
trouble is that it is an insidious dis
ease and before the victim realizes his
danger he may have fatal malady.
Take Foley's Kidney Cure at the first
sign of trouble as it corrects irregu-
larities and prevents Bright's disease
and diabetes. Sold by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
SOLD THE COCA COLA,
GAVE AWAY THE BEER!
Unique Case In the Courts
Here.
BOOZE FRIE WITH SOFT DRINKS
Alleged That Defendant Sole Coca
Cola for Stiff Price and Threw
Bottled Beer Into the
Bargain.

In police court yesterday Mayor
Hawkins called a case which, for gen.
uine uniqueness, headed the docket
The defendant was charged with sell
ing coca cola, and with each sale
presenting the purchaser a bottle OF
beer. A bottle of coca" sells for a
nickel, ordinarily, but in this instance
the price is advanced several hundred
percent over invoice figures, hence
the generosity regarding the beer
which is thus disposed of sans license
if the story is true, as alleged The
fair defendant was not ready for
trial yesterday, and the case was
continued for the time.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PILLS

Have you neglected your Kidneys?
Have you overworked your nervous
system and caused trouble with your
kidneys and bladder? Have you pains
in loins, side, back, groins and blad-
der? Have you habby appearance
of the face, especially under the eyes?
Too frequent desire to pass urine? If
so, Williams, Kidney Pills will cure
you,-at Druggist Price SOC.
Williams Mfg Co. Props, Cleve-
land, o.
Sold by w. A. REMBERT.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
WHEELS OF JUSTICE
TURNED BY JUSTICE
Session of Justice Court Is 4
Busy One.

Justice l. N. Mott convened yester-
day the monthly term of his court,
and as usual there was a volume of
business awaiting legal disposition.
Judge Mott had a full docket and a
busy day, and the session is not yet
ended. This is an important branch
of the courts here, and a half score
of attorneys were present yesterday
to represent their clients at inter
est.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
OPPOSES PENSIONING
THE PEDAGOGUEs
Supt. Ashmore of Savannah Is
Against Plan.

SAVANNAH, GA, Sept 13.-Super-
intendent Ashmore, of the public
school system, says he is not in favor
of the pensioning of school teachers,
as has been done in Macon. The
plan he favors is to pay the teachers
while they are young and active sal
airy sufficient for them to live upon
and save some money if they so de-
sire.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
The Touch That Heals.

Is the touch of Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. It's the happiest combination
of Arnica flowers and healing bal
sans ever compounded No matter
how old the sore or ulcer is, this salve
Will cure it. For burns, scalds, cuts,
wounds or piles, its an absolute cure.
Guaranteed by Eldridge Drug Co. 25c
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
COLUMBUS CAR LINE
WILL BE. EXTENDED
Street Railway Will Cross The
River.

COLUMBUS, GA, Sept 13.-It is
said that the building of the new
bridge across the Chattahoochee riv-
err, authorized by the voters yester-
day, will be followed by the extension
of the Columbus Railroad Company's
line into lower Girard.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
Lost and Found.

Lost, between $3.50 p. M, yesterday
and noon to-day, a bilious attack,
with nausea and sick headache This
loss was occasioned by finding at Ell
bridge Drug Co.'S. a box of DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, the guaranteed cure
for biliousness, malaria and jaundice.
25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14

"EchO Springs" Whiskey.-Our
leader $1.00 per quart Also other
high grade wines and whiskeys. Or
ders given prompt attention.
10 e. 0. d. If. w. B. HUDSON.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
For Rent.

have for rent for 1908 a horse
farm near the railroad and on public
road in a fine neighborhood. Nice
residence and good land. Apply to
w. B. Heys, Americas, Ga. 1m-d-w.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14

FOR RENT-Next year farm of two
plows within four miles of city, Run
ming water on place. L. M. Hawkins.
S-29-d e WITT.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
There is a disease

kidneys themselves break down and waste
away cell by cell.
Bladder troubles most always result from
a arrangement of the kidneys and cure is
obtained quickest by proper treatment OF
the kidneys. If you are feeling badly you
can -'~.ke no mistake by taking DR.. Kilrners
S~ 4p-ROOt, the great kidney, liver and
add 2medy.
TIC scts inability 10 hold urine and scald-
g pain in passing it, and overcomes that
unpleasant necessity Of being compelled to
90 often during the day, and 10 get up many
times during the night. The mild and tn
extraordinary effect Of Swamp-Root is 500
realized. 1t stands the highest for its won
derful cures Of The most distressing cases.
Swamp-Root is pleasant to take and sold
BY all druggists in tf;y-cent and onc-dollar
sized bottles. you may ff7C
have sample bottle of r.s2syg ::sGs:Es
this wonderful new dis 7 NJ
cnvory and book that 4sii u p z
tells al about it, both Tome Of swemn.Poot.
sent free ty mail. Address Or. Kilner & Co.
Binghamton, N. Y. When writing mention
'eading this generous offer in this paper.
Cont make any mistake, but remember
he name, Swamp-Root, Dr.. Kilmer's
Swamp-Root, and the address. Binghamton.
Y. Y. on every bottle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14

Fine harness carried in stock or
made to order at Baglsy's, wholesale
and retail,
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14

Duncan House, 329 College street
loft. H. T. Davenport.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
For Rent.

Three connecting rooms upstairs.
Mrs. G. T. Williams, PA Jackson
street. 9-12-tf.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-09-14
The Cause of Many
Sudden Deaths,

prevailing in this
S because so decep-
tive. Many sudden
deaths are caused by
it heart disease,
pneumonia, heart
failure or apoplexy
are often the result
Of kidney disease. Il
kidney trouble is al,
lowed TO advance the
kidney poiso d
blood will attack the
vital croa0S ar the
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-01-24
For Sale.

I have for sale some fine young
Percheron Stations. Also some
one and two-year-old Durham and
Hereford bulls at the Box ranch.
john R. Box.
Manager Box Ranch. Isabel, Tex
Subscribe to TEE Hrpr1n
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-01-24
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus-
tachian Tube When this tube is infam-
ed you have rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when it is entirely clos
ed, Deafness is the result, and unless the
Inflammation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition,
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inhamed condi-
ton of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Onre. Send for circulars yree.
F. J.CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Halls FamilyPills for constipation
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-01-24
SARATOGA CHIPS.
Ways In Which the Potatoes 40
Prepared and Cooked.

Making Saratoga chips, the Sara
toga chips of commerce, is one bust
ness that is not in danger of being
monopolized by any concern. In
most of the cities viii be found half
a dozen or more small establish
ments where it is probably con-
lucted.
1t does not require much equip
ment. In typical establishment
are half dozen women busily en-
gagged in peeling the tubers. There
is a machine that does the trick
nicely, but most of the manufacture
ers prefer hand labor. An expert
peeler can dispose of the potatoes
jacket in almost as short a time as
the machine. A five gallon meas
ure stands on chair by each work
er. A special kind of a knife is
used, which rips off the skin with
absolute uniformity.
The chipping or sicing is done
by machinery. Usually hand pow
er is employed. The potatoes are
dumped into hopper, and by turn
ing the handle it requires but a few
minutes to slice them into bits of
the required thinness. These fall
in a pile and from there are SHOW
eled into a vat.
This is a great iron kettle, con-
tanning several gallons of liquid
kept at the boiling point. Within
the kettle hangs large perforated
vessel that looks like a dishpan,
which can be raised or lowered by
operating a lever controlled by a
piece of rope at the end. In this
vessel are placed the slices. A hot
fire is kept going during the brown
ing process, and the liquid is stirred
constantly to prevent burning. In
a few minutes the chips are done
and the mass turned into big tub.
The product finds the readiest
sale in the summer months. This,
1T Is claimed, IS due to the fact
that women don't like to stand over
a hot fire in the warm months cook
ing potatoes in the ordinary way.
Twice as many chips are sold in the
heated term as during the winter.
Lard is not used in the process by !
the best makers. This is because |
it makes the chips soft and in time
rancid. Salad oil has been found to |
be the most satisfactory. = New
York Sun.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-01-24
Were Quietly" Married.

Almost every week we read in
some of our many exchanges that
Mr.. So-andSo and Miss So-and-
So were quietly married What
appears funny to us is why any
young couple who love each other
enough to be joined in wedlock
should wish to start married life
in any other way than quietly. >"
Do the editors who write these
items descriptive of weddings in
their localities expect the young
couple-or old. either-to start
married life with a fuss, full
grown row, a whoop and a yell and
wind up the honeymoon With
hullabaloo?-Wills Point Chronicle.