Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1907-01-31
AS We GO ALONG.
Snapshots, Witty, Wise and Other
wise.

wise.
The boy behind the cigarette is
usually behind in everything else.
has been found that a man who
looks the part doesn't always fill
it.
Despite the pure food law Chicago is
full of scarlet fever and other dis
eases.
If there were no mirrors maybe
we would't think about ourselves SO
much.
To most of us life is all spangles, tan
giles and wrangles-and oblivion when
we die.
The people along Ohio and the Miss
issippi begin to wish they had not asked
for a deeper channel.
Hon.. Guggenheim declares that his
~senatorship is "a high Office" Nodoubt
the bills are still coming in.
Prof. Starr says that the whites in
llt 1OuSO 1oSo lu01T IlOId1 ScuSe. IL
can be done right here at home.
AS soon as we conquer one fault there
is another needing our attention, and
that is what makes life so busy.
At least a ~wagonload of technicalities
will be raised in the Thaw case. The
more money the more technicali-
ties.
Rockefeller says he 'has seen much
of the good in this world" but a man
with his money ought to see all the
best.
The Standard Oilcompany says in its
pleading it is not guilty, but those
pleadings have not been c. KID by a
jury.
It is a pity that Chancellor Day and
Sir Alexander S~wettenham cannot be
Gagged together and put on the vaudeville
circuits.
G~uggenheim is a millionaire and he
lives in New York. These qualifica-
tons are all Colorado demands in her
senator's.
"Crimson snow''i is reported as having
fallen in Canada. The man who saw it
must have been goilng home very late
at night.
The inheritance tax paid on the estate
Of Russell Sage is $625 900, but there
are no reports of disarrangement Of the
resting place.
Albany, N. Y, begins to think it
holds the mex President. His name
is Hughes and he wears whiskers that
beat a populite.
Naturally the pictures of Evelyn
Nesbit Thaw do not agree. They
cover her entire public career, and some
are younger than others.
California is reported as haying pro
duced So, 600 ''short tons" of coal last
year., and almost every man imagines
that he got some of them.
The petition against Senator Smoot
was seventeen miles long, but it proved
una bILihS L ID W hS6p LIS seat, dIO
Will probably be reelected.
The legislature that elected Guggen-
helm senator is framing up an anti
cartoon bill. 1t certainly needs one, fo1
it is beyond disinfectants.
Your doctor and your whiskey are
two things you should choose with
care,' says a Western editor. Why sc
particular about the doctor?
Three m~illionaires are contesting fol
the Rhode Island senatorship, and il
is feared the entire legislature viii
after adjournment retire from business
cares.
Kansans say they have not elected al
United States senatorin eighteen years
The machine has shut them out. This
was notably the case when Curtis was
elected senator.
A college president advises a class o
girls as follows: Don't be content Il
settle down; be a dangerous woman
This college apparently aspires to be
sOrt of carrienation factory.
In the Senate of New Jersey the ser
geant-at-arms attempted to act a
chaplain and broke down on repeatin.
the Lords Prayer, but none of tn
members put him straight.
Professor Starr, of the University o
Chicago, says that dress-suit is a joke
Everybody will join with US in regret
ting that the professors tailor shoult
have stung him with that kind.