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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17

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.aly rubbed his hands ~ gucle-. >-e rL.lzs r =
clearly than l d..
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and rad almost forgotten ~ breathe C--H a r.--
breath and -OoEet a- Tie gil Ta1 had been l-ar-S
against the Wall - though e2--zrs-ec --- vas n y
watching The slowly c1o-ng metal He would have
asked questions, 5u- The inventor turned % l.-
and with ar Of trump SAID
'- | wish YOU would invite back al those who -a-.
here when We made --e 1-=- test Then Won M
have the explanation u-e=s am aga-c mistaken
The admiral -1e-et- and even IS the l-1--g
r-aE5 Te-e sitting over ne great E-e-== n metal
they ca-1e ---1p-1g II = --- ire t-T- - they lad
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-.-- -e----s behind ----- ears engineers --7 Re
outside with ------ sleeve --z- up and ----.--@-
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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17

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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17

Ire .-.e stretched .--o
-wa e-ar q discussion.
striving 20 understand
u which many Il
he .aywac $ knowledge
from The inventor
side ~ the -e.,l. E!-ne-
II MIN jumping up and
.Sts ere r.eulnc3 and
.e, opened c.a"li--e and
lent ve got l. he
fearing -ha- ai,.-e had
-c rushed through -He
.er - repair -ae i-r-a
periods .t enthusiasm
."er ia" unconscious
-Hret IN caverrous sus-
( but insanity could -c-
laid a restraining hand
lc-, what's -ne matter
The dark he cred
-he Ilt,.4r,1u Il q boy
lei By an accident rre
lu- combination ~ cleo
we have not G-ea.a- ]
r.-oi them make me
down here % -,--,;-
len hui.
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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17
PART H.. CHAPTER N.

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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17

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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17

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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17

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New-York tribune., 1907-11-17

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The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
BEST EVER WRITTEN
A PRESCRIPTION WHICH ANYONE CAN
EASILY MIX AT HOME.
Sad to Promptly Overcome Kidney and
Bladder Afffctions-Shske Simple
ingredients Vel in Bottle

Mix the following by shaking well in
bottle, and take in teaspoonful doses
after meals and at bedtime:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, cne-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce ;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. A prominent physician is the
authority that these simple, harmless
ingredients can be obtained at nominal
cost from any druggist even in the
smaller towns
The mixture is said to cleanse and
strengthen the clogged and inactive
Kidneys, overcoming Backache, Bladder
weakness and Urinary trouble of all
kinds, il taken before the stage Of
Brieht's disease.
Those who have tried this say it
positively overcomes pain in the back,
clears the urine Of sediment and regu-
lates urination, especially at night, cur
ing even the worst forms of bladder
weakness.
Every man OF woman here who feels
that the kidneys are not strong OF act
ing in a healthy manner should mix
this prescription at home and give it q
trial, as it Is said to do wonders for
many persons.
The Scranton, Pa, Times was first to
print this remarkable prescription, in
October, 1906, since when all the lead
inx newspapers of New York. Boston,
Philadelphia, Pittsburg and other cities
have made many announcements Of it
to their readers.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Frohman, the American theatrical
manager, said recently after his annual
London business season was over: Two
thirds of the communication in London
that two or three years ago was settled
by correspondence or calls is now done By
telephone. The result is a mans work is
more concentrated and be gets more time
In perhaps 100 or more engagements
might have during the day, half are set
tied by telephone, even to engaging actors
and listening to musical lyrics / have
decided more stage questions this year
this way than by correspondence or per
sonal meetings. In fact, l have engaged
two star actors and made agreements
with three authors for plays without hav-
ing ever met them"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Barred from California

San Francisco, Dec. 1.-The Examin-
er says today that three Of the largest
insurance companies doing business on
the coast have been denied certificates
Of authority to do any further business
in this state by Insurance Commissions
er E. NJ. Wolf. The companies affect
ed are the Palatine, of London, the
Commercial Union. OF London, and the
WILLIAMSBURG, Of New York. The
three companies insisted on taking suits
for losses sustained in the great fire in
to the United States courts. This is in
violation OF state law.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
AIMS TO PLEASE AL.


Washington, Dec. Pit is said that
President Rooesvelt's annual message
to congress will open with broad and
confident expression Of belief in the
resources OF america and an appeal TO
the citizens to keep thier money In cir
cnlation.
1t WILDE patriotic in tone. consery-
alive without being reactionary.
The message will be regarded by
many as political work of art. II
reaches out to reassure and please the
business man, the railroad man, the
working man, the farmer, the labor
agitator.
The president Is in favor of currency
legislation. He would have provision
made for the issuance by the banks Of
an emergency currency, safely secured
by good bonds, which should be taxed
enough'so make it improbable to con-
tinue it's use after the emergency had
passed.
The president is in favor Of le9ieh-
ton that will give the railroads 9
chance to live. He would have the
Sherman antitrust law amended. Il
should be changed go as to permit GER
tain-yery proper combinations, neces
saIy to industrial progress, and alec
made to prevent other combination
that are opposed to the public interest
Mr.. Roosevelt thinks the tariff should
be revised at proper periods, but moth
ing is to be done In that direction with
his consent until the next presidential
election. He looks with favor on thu
proposal to remove the tax On prin
paper and pulp, but only conditioned
on TIE Canadian government permitting
its pulp wood to enter the United State
free OF an export tax
Though he wants the condition o
the women and children who work il
factories improved, be wants more in
vestigation Ct the subject. So, too, tn
president wants technical training ex
tended to the farmer. He does not ex
pect congress will enact any Of hi
recommendations at this session, ex
cept. perhaps, currency reform and rail
road relief. If his present plans ar
carried out, he will not have any fight
on his hands with congress.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE.
john Sharp Williams Chosen Minority
Leader of the House

Washington, Deo- BY agreeing to
place in nomination for speaker John
Sharp Williams, of Mississippi. the
Democratic members Of the house Sat
urday in effect decided to continue him
in the position of minority leader for
the Sixtieth congress- The nomination
of Mr.. Williams was agreed on in a
caucus OF the Democratic members held
in the ball of the house of representa-
tives beginning at O'Clock. Repre-
sentative Henry d. Clayton, of Ala
bama, presided, and Representative
Ryan, Of the Buffalo, N. Y, district,
was chosen secretary.
Immediately after the organization
Of the caucus had been completed, Rep
resentative Thomas, of North Carolina,
Was recognized, and he proceeded al
once to place Mr.. Williams in nomina-
ton. There was no opposition, and
Mr.. Williams was elected by acclama-
finn
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Elmer stricklett, the spit ball"
pitcher, had been listening long while
In New York club to the boasting Of
a rival.
Well" he said. exhausted at last.
you are pretty good, Nike; but out
in Mountain View there is a young fel-
low who can beat YOU You'll hear
from him next season His speciality Is
the slow ball This young fellow has
such a slow ball that, when he pitches
1t and sees that it is going to be hit,
he can run after 1t and fetch it back
again."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Butte, Mont, Dec. 1.-Two Chicago,
Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway con-
tractors, Michael Jennings and D. A.
Mcintosh, were today found guilty Of
violating the eight hour statute and
fined 800 each, with COSTS Immedi-
ate notice Of an appeal was given. il
being the intention Of the contractors
to test the constitutionality Of the stat
ute. The contractors aver that if the
law is upheld it will greatly retard
construction work on the st. Paul road.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
CANNON is CHOSEN.
Republican Caucus NS-.Inafes Him
for Speaker of the House.

Washington, Dec. 2.-Hon. Joseph
G. Cannon, of Illinois, was Saturday
night nominated by the Republican
members of the house of Representatives
for his third term as speaker, and he
will be reelected to that office upon the
converting of the house at IL O'Clock tc-
day. The nomination was made in a
caucus held in the house OF representa-
tives, which was attended by practical
ly all of the 226 Republican members.
The caucus was called to order at
o'clock by Representative Hepburn, Of
Iowa, who presided. and within an
hours time the nomination not only o.
the speaker, but Of all the officers cl
the house was completed and an adj
journment taken. The other officers
chosen were:
Alexander Mcdowell, Pennsylvania,
clerk; Frank B. Lyon, New York, door.
keeper; Henry Casson.i Massachusetts
sergeant-at-arms, and Samuel w. Ian
gum, Minnesota, postmaster.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

San Francisco, Dec. 3.-Judge Sturte-
want, of the Superior court, yesterday
decided that the board Of supervisors
had no right to appropriate $750.000
from the tax fund for the purchase OF
the Geary street railway. The board
OF supervisors instituted suit to have
the ordinance declared invalid on the
ground that the city's charter provides
for municipal operation OF public utili-
ties only by direct vote Of the people,
or when the city's unexpended revenues
will permit of such investments, and
neither provision prevails.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Women" remarked the young man
with the sorry look. ARE deIusions and
snares"
"so~ queried the innocent bystandsr.
Yea, verify" rejoined the y. m Not
many moons ago l cut out cigars and
lived on free lunch two weeks in order
to blow myself on an opera and sup
per for a young woman After supper
l asked her to marry me, and whai
kind OF an answer do you suppose shs
banded met"
Give 1t up" rejoIned the l. b.
"She said she was very sorry." con
tinued the y. M, but was entirely
too sxtravagant to make a good bus
band"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Ford Evidence Completed

San Francisco, Dec. 3.-The second
trial of TREY L. Ford, general counsel
of the United Railroads and ex-attorney
general OF California, on the charge Of
having bribed members of former
board Of supervisors in connection with
the granting of an overhead trolley
franchise, was resumed yesterday after
an interruption of one month, caused
by the intervention Of legal holidays.
The prosecution closed its case and ths
defense rested without offering any tes
timony. 1t is expected that argument
will be concluded today.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

silent Smith, said a New Yors
broker, was an eccentric man, but in
many ways a kind one To bis friends
and employees be was exceedingly kind
Oace, indeed, his kindness saved lad
from ruin Mr. Smith a good many
years ago employed a young man in a
confidential capacity. Another employe
came to him one day and tole him he
had better look out for the young man,
as be was living beyond bis means.
"Mr. Smith frowned-
Living beyond his means. is her
be said Dear me, that won't do. Send
him here to me at once III have to
raise his salary"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
I ne
General Demand

OF the Well-Informed Of the World has
always been for a simple. pleasant
and efficient liquid laxative remedy OF
known value; laxative which physi-
clans could sanction for family use
because its component parts are
known to them to be wholesome and
truly beneficial in effect, acceptable
to the system and gentle. yet prompt,
in action
In supplying that demand with its
excellent combination OF Syrup OF
Figs and Elixir Of SIENNA. the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along
ethical lines and relies on the merits
Of the laxative for its remarkable
success.
That is one OF many reasons why
Syrup OF Figs and Elixir of SIENNA is
given the preference by the Well
Informed. To get its beneficial effects
always buy the genuine-nanufac-
tn ed by the California Fig Syrup Co.,
only. and for sale by all leading
druggists. Price afty cents per bottle
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Sanction for Fiat Money.

New York, Dec. 2.-It is announced
that shortly after congress opens Senat-
OF Platt will introduce in the senate 8
bill providing for the national incorpor.
alton Of clearing houses. The bill is
similar to those which failed of passage
in 1896 and 1892. 1t will provide that
one clearing house in each state shall
have the power to issue currency to it
members and shall maintain reserve
equal to that required of national banks
The passage OF this bill will give COR
gressional sanction to the plan Of issu-
ing clearing house certificates
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Insurance Company Fails.

Lincoln, Neb., Dec. 3.-Attorney
General Thompson yesterday prepared
a petition asking for receiver for the
National Mutual Fire Insurance COM
pany, Of Omaha. The attorney general
alleges that the liabilities of the ccm-
pany are 1888, 653 and the assets $780,
779. I. NJ. Coffin is president OF the
company and ]. L. Abbie secretary.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

but l have talked long enough, my
friends" said the longwindeG orator. BE
sc-N l sit down, however, 1 an willing
70 answer SGy questions you would like
: - ask as to points may have failed to
Dover In mv dicoourse-"
brief pause followed.
Then timid looking man in the audi
NICE rose.
rs a motion to adjourn in order7" he
lsked--Chicasc Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Race Under Linton. Rules.

New York, Dec. S-Sir Thomas Lip
ton and other famous foreign yachts
men will be invited to come to Amer
lea next year to sail for cup to be
presented by certain members of the
Brooklyn Yacht club. The race will
be for boats similar to those suggested
by Sir Thomas in his challenge for the
Americas cup, which chalIengs was de-
clined by the New York Yacht club.
A number Of prominent yacht clubs in
Europe will be invited to compete.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Our clothes are all alike, and thii
qonotony has led to unlimited extrav
oGances. What has not been done t.
make the eternal pinafore frock lool
eriginal? New Celebrations are invent
~ daily, each one more expensive thar
IT, last, but nobody is deceived. 1t Il
still the old plnafore- only little mad
Der. little dearer, every day.-Londor
Hr8phic.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

1t was the closing hour Of the long
weary trial The courtroom was packed
to Eunocation to hear the venerable
judges charge to the jury. There was
a minutes silence before he cleared his
throat and began to speak.
Gentlemen OF the jury" be said in
part, "in arriving at a verdict in this
case you must take the testimony OF the
witnesses for the defense into consid
GRAFTON and give them full weight"
At the words full weight" one Of
the jurymen tainted. He was a Goa
dealer.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
SPECIAL HOLIDAY OFFER
LICE IN POULTRY
Borax Spray a Safe Preventive
Simple, Cheap, Harmless
In FoxxlS-

100 Mule Team Borax was a goo>
thing to rid poultry of lice. ihad vsed SO
much infammable Lice killer thai nv
Poultry Houses were regular fire traps
gave my s. G. w. Leghorn house a
pod spraying just two months ago. Since
have caught several hens and found
10 lice. am rid office and shall continue
70 use 100 Mule Team" Borax as spray,
also as wash.
(Signed) MRS. B. R. BUFFHAM.
Roswell, New Mexico
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Graveyard Sinks Into Sea.

London, Dec. 2.-Owing to the ero-
sion OF the sea at Lyme Regis grave
yard attached to the church is disap-
pearing, and ii was reported at meet.
ing of the county council that collins
could be seen projecting from the sides
Of the cliff, while many collins have
disappeared in the sea.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Omission. OF history.

Hercules had slain the ErymantheA
boar.
II hated to do it," he said, but it wal
an actual necessity. We are absolutely
cut of meat"
Still, his stern features relaxed will
smile as he reflected that by doing hii
ewn Strengthening he had escaped the pay.
nent of tribute to the meat trust.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
state Of ONO. cil. Of Toledo J

Lucas County.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he IS senior
partner Of the firm OF T. ,. Cheney & Co, doing
business in the City of Toledo, County and State
aforesaid, and ii At said firm will pay the sum
Of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of Catsrrh that cannot Be cured By
the use of Halls Ctrarrh Cure
FRANK ]. CHENEY
Sworn to before ne and subscribed In N y pres
ence, this 9Th day Of December A D. 1sso-
(Seal) a. r. I'll % .. ~ 49,
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, and
acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system send fortesrimo malls FREE
F-J-CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
ffara 10 surEry.

Physicians" remarked the thought
ful thinker, "are hard to satisfy"
"How's that?" queried the party al
whom the remark had been aimed.
IF their patients get WELL" explained
the t t., they lose them, and II they
de they also lose them"
Whereupon the party of the second
part dashed around the corner.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Edith Is one OF the children In q
household where Sabbath observances
are of the old-school type OF severity.
Il shall always stay here she de-
clared at the close OF her second day
at the beach. because they don't put
the sea away on Sunday"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Girl With the Gibson Girl Neck-Ths
airs that Odious Mrs Nookum gives her
self. Have you noticed the absurd fuss
she makes over that sore-eyed poodle dosF
Girl with the Julia Marloxe Dimpie-
Yes. but that isn't the worst Of H. She
spells kis name -Phydeau--
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Washington, Dec. Sit was report
ed here early this morning that Wis
count Aoki. the Japanese ambassador,
called on the president and Secretary
of State Root yesterday and presented
his letters OF recall.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

THE society OF the Black Hand IL
my rude. is 1t not?'
eIn what respect?"
Ems members seem to have such an
AcnIled-for way Of cutting their &C
fnaintances dead."-Baltimore Amerl-
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Theoretically" muttered the professor.
pocketins the small amount Of change
that had been handed back to him. AL
the products Of nature ought to be free.
but some Of them cost ike blazes"
He had just paid his bill for electric
lighting.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Variety" quoted the man with the
tulging brow, is the spice Of life"
Yes" assented the man with the bulb
Gus nose ''but that isn't the name of it
low. It's vaudeville"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
A Financial Pe.sImI.t

Gaye-Yes. be IS what you might
term a financial pessimist-
Myers-What's a financial Tessimistg
Gaye-A man who is afraid 10 look
pleasant for fear his friends will want
TO borrow something.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

yes. sir" said Tuffold Knutt. me an
another Teller wuDst run a Swiss cheese
factory up in Wisconsin"
"A Swiss cheese fact'ry," said Eaton
Jogalong. What part % the work did
you do. you old sno0zerF'
Il made the holes in the cheese"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Once there was an old hen that dwell
+ the yard back Of cold storage ware
house.
But she never laid any eggs.
s'What would be the user she clucked
Nobody would believe it."
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

Nan-Look at the youthful airs she
,uts on She's 10 years older than
I'm, il she's a day
Fan-And you wouldn't tear under the
ring yourself would you, dear?
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
DepIorabls Outlook.

Revolutionary General Gin Cubs)-
Have you called the roll OF the army this
morninzg
Subordinate-No. general; It Isn't nee
essary- Hes On the sick hst.-Chic.xs
Tribune
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07
Not worth while.

Austere Person. can't tip you, young
man. unless you have change for a ten
ner.
Waiter (sizins him ap)-Keep your
dime, sir; l haven't a nickel about me.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-12-07

You sold that prize bulldog OF your.
~ $4,000. did your What is there about
d bulldog that can possibly make him
worth as much money as thatTv
THE fact that somebody thinks het
ovorth $4,000