The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-12-12
Cbistles.


hm. WISE liai 81 s,sA6ily iraf that
Il hs bss taa mach uelieay elss 81
hsts kug
Ths psoyls ! lived ~ before,
ina sn. sai3 ihe new eeok. wAs very
piain Wei. asked bcF nss esupiayef.
ARE Wv na plain htss' fef are, aa'sfn.
bai IA dnenni ssy Theg sui
rlala d ihesf psy eiiissa ~ IL their
is.pkt. mK'Am
- sappost. sAid ihs casual sequsin.
iAncs tie day after ihe wciding. -
pss hard 30 iose youf daughter
Ne. wplsea ibs hrldr's father II
did .eem a. Z i 49, going 10 be bsUi
NJ alse liiht. sal .he Landed tins 'cllow
iasi ~ sc ssrr beginning - lose Al
hape
- assure yoa. aid Che persistent
saaer. thai sill pol take no Tor an
ans~er iau neeln'i, replied Miss
Bright 10 ssy yes apon one condi.
taou. An Name the condition Jnsi
ssl me q am determined noi 10 marry
yoa under ahy circumstance.
The DAY u The lady cop had ar
rived. Hail." exclaimed one u the
ssn,ier guardians A. she stepped IN
front ~ ihe speeding automobile, VIII
you take MY name, inlss' asked tbs
eaurs.aus young maH 81 the blg ma
chine She hlashe,l 10 the roots Of her
hair Take your name'" she ehirp'
ed. Way why, this Is 50 sndsien.
Of course. sid The analytical ques.
toner. there u great deal 10 he said
ou bath siiies ~ she question, Yes,
answered Senator Sorghum. Too many
Of ~ are getting the idea that all a
pahlic question is fit for nowadays IS
10 serve al the topic Tor a good talk
A nealy married man "a Norris
town not iong SINCE accompanied hl'
sife on a shopping expedition on con
dtiou that be should remain ouisid,
the shop. Al one place she remained
20 long that he lost all his patience.
What DO yon mean keeping me stand
lng out here like a foolf' he demanded
when she came out. ~ cant help the
way you stand. dear" WAS the wife''
sweet response,
The Young teachers 81 the Lincoln
school arr telling with gee = great
Joke on Miss Blank, one Of the oldest
and mosl capable instructors ~ the
primary grades Of our schools. II Wa,
Harold iirstday 1t school. Miss Blank
came down 10 his desk aud said
What Is your name'" Harold
Smith. the bright yonngster replied.
And how Old are you'n went ON Miss
Blank in her meiboiicai way. six, "
said Harold. How old are youf"
And the young teacher. are laughing
lill.
Early Ia the morningsession. when
The pupils were feeling bright and hap
py. the teacher Thought i good plan
Ia give them sentences 10 correct, both
NJ o. grammar aud sense, She accord
ingly wrote on the blackboard: THE
hen has four legs He done Il. F"
Thoughlfnl little lgna,ius, Mt the foot
81 The class. poudercd deeply. aud nj
The end Of fifteen minutes time, allow
el FOR correction. be wrote: He
didn't done il. Tod done il y
When key entered the shop with
a limp, detected air, carrying pair of
checked trousers over his arm. Mr..
solomon looked 1T him with dlspleas-
urc. lkey, why do yoi pring dose
pants backi be inquired severely He
wonld moi keep them. said key sor'
rowfully. He said they not of any
wool pants. He did' cried Nj, Sol
uninn Indignantly Here. key, see
dnse mot holes in dis right leg, my
son7 Take dose pants right away back
snd .bew him dose npt's holes'
"A small hoy, returning from school
aue day, inquired of his father what
people meant when they spoke of the
law 81 compensation. The father,
~ this eonrsr IT his explanation. cited
The fact that II one of the senses II lost
some one ~ the other receives cor.
responding developments-as, Tor ey-
ample. Il mans sight became impair.
eA bis sense 81 touch or Of hearing
would become more acute, and 50 on.
oh, now see why il Il. interrupted
the little fellow, that when Que leg i
shorter that Il ought to be- the other is
always loneer''
Ia his desire 10 use bne language
lbe darby 81 The south frequently al
loss his ideas a. becomc triiie con
fused rs we'll az confusing A hand
biil announcing "eolored picnic" 10
be held 10 grove near Mobile WAS
once freely circulated After various
enticing announcements concerning the
delghis ia STORE for thu paflssers ID
lhis entertainment the bah roncluded
with the following perplexinR notice.
printed ia italics Good behavior
aill b. strictly aud reSersedly rnjoned
Hpou All present, sud nothing Will he
lsii uusiosr ahich viii tend Ia mar The
plessnr. ~ the company"
There nsenliy entered the srtyire
u Cleveland family domestic 81
Scandinavian origin. She had never
Ersu refrigerator l4fnn,. and the lady
y tbs honse, after Indicating her into
a. mysteries, instructed her never 10
ieaye anything Old -, lell over in the
ieel'ns, but 10 kesp the refrigerator
perfectly elean and fresh by throwing
Tbs old things away each morning. The
very n.st day The mistress, luoking ont
~ she uhslan, observed eBfnethipv