Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1907-06-04
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fonso has only to appear on the streets
of Madrid pushing a perambulator.-
New York Sun.
Flow does our weather man make
his predictions" queries the Washing
ton Post. Poorly, brother, poorly
New York Mail.
No doubt the Hon. Abe Ruef is a
firm believer in the theory that man
should not be hit when he is down
New York Mail.
Mark Twain is to get a degree from
Oxford University. But will he ever
succeed in acquiring the Oxford man
ner New York Sun.
Notice that the Weather Bureau is
asking no credit, even among the farm
ers, for the dollar-wheat episode
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Ian Maclaren was neither warrior
nor politician, but the mourning for
him is deep, sincere and worldwide
Philadelphia Inquirer.
A New Jersey woman is going to far
off Asia to get a husband. No place
is too far and no danger is too threat
ening.-New York Herald.
The sentence of a New York woman
to seven years Imprisonment for kill
ing a man reflects upon the value Of
the man.-Philadelph Ledger.
The New York Ice Trust is to ex-
pand to embrace coal and wood, so
there will be no closed season for its
patrons.-Philadelph Ledger.
German scientists, in opposing the
use of the rod at school, may be GER
tain of the hearty appreciation Of the
small boy.-Philadelphia Ledger.
When a man wears clothes that are
out of style either he is so poor he has
to worry about something else or SO
rich he doesn't worry about anything.
New York Press
The magazine writer who deplores
the decadence of the English language
could get into a better frame of mind
by skipping the baseball reports
Philadelphia Ledger.
1t was an English actress, not an
American, who suppressed news Of her
marriage through fear that she would
be accused of seeking to advertise her
self-New York World
Commentators upon the new plan to
make Chicago beautiful will probably
not speak about painting the lily or
adding another hue unto the rainbow.
New York Tribune.
A London literary critic thinks that
laughter is immoral. Physicians say
it is a splendid aid to digestion. Shall
we be morally dyspeptic or unmorally
happy New York Sun.
Nebraska farmers must be riding in
Pullman cars mainly now. The Legis-
AZURE has passed a bill reducing par
lor-car charges within the State one
third-New York World
The ceremony incident to the chris
tening of the little Spanish prince con-
tinued for two days. Christening a
boy with IL names is strenuous I'M
dertaking. -Washington Herald.
That Chicago man who proposed at
luncheon and married at shutdown is
liable to get in the divorce court at
breakfast and get a decree before his
noon Observation-Disclosures CONNER
cial.
Although the per capita consumption
of sugar in this country was 76 pounds
last year, it was not enough to coun-
teract the effect of the lemons handed
to good many Of Washington
Post
Mark Twain is complaining about
man who looks like him. Still, If the
man doesn't look enough like him to
draw his pay at the cashiers window,
he has no real kick coming. Washing
ton Post
A scientific sharp some time ago de-
tected human soul in the act OF leav-
ing a body, and now a Hayerhill doc
tor has succeeded in weighing one.
Somebody may yet catch one of they
if they don't watch out.-New York
World.
The Pennsylvania Railroad station
at Oxford, near Philadelphia, sold for
SI2i This must be that much-predict-
ed ruin of prosperity .-Pittsburg Post.
From the number of Opponents re-
ported from Delaware we have good
reason to believe that the peach crop
in that state is not a failure.-wash
ington Post
The Haywood trial at Boise is re-
markable chiefly because the unwritten
law, dementia Americana and the Flo
rodora sextet cuts no figure in it,
Washington Post.
Mr.. Thomas W. Lawson says be re-
turned from an interview with the
Pope feeling -about two feet high" II
would he a real benefactiOn to man
kind if his Holiness would grant Mr.. |
Lawson an interview about once . |
week. -Washington Herald.
Speaker Cannon's assertion that the |
Panama canal is all finished but the
kgging leaves room for much to be
done. The digging that will nave to be /
done both at the Isthmus and into the |
United States Treasury may keep a |
good many people busy for years to |
eoue.-Plttsburg Dispatch.