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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27
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Wloi6iniit Gopi0 $. &olb; Stills.
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pcrtu1t. &n 3llflulft miro Oo5 Sc
ri0t ic 5mci matchmaker iolgcnOc
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Somitog, in SiBung bIcibcn mo
Damn oojmiihen cine Mo0c 6ericn
nebmcn.
M0rbcr5um Io0cperurs
tDcilt.
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III Sit gid, nobc Mipcr$onlc, icine1
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6arm.
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9ig Eool, nobc 0o1cr8tomn, lit III
&clntniB geieBt moroen oob i6rc
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6nrm inn @ert6e BON $4,000, mclde
nobc Eoronto, Gonooo gelcgcn lit,
bintcrIniicn bot. Tic &erbli6euc
luobntc ieit Sohren in Canada.
G2mtrbgcbaut.
Sic Wiorultoin Gitp Wiii6lc BET Ire.
ocrid, 1pcldc leBtcn Sonlnler 0llrd)
6elter 5erit0rt mllroc, iou nit eincnl
&oItcnaufluonOe BON $4,000 ncllori.
gcbout meroell.
Sotteetnc grpBc q ottonts
men h q +.
6rou 2pOio Nitgling, mclGe i'm
2utcr bon 80 (Sobrcn IN ocr@obnut0
ibrcS Sobl1C2 I'M Cranberry &ullcu.
I'M ipcltlifcn M~orplonO, iturb, bin.
tcrIobt 102 oircfte Nddfommcrt.
Mite Gomc5u Eo0ruCr-
brQnnt.
81 Wcaoloo0, SaOlpr-Gountp ".
90, lit 6rau Mobcrt Storf, cine BET
nobc 80 Sabre oltc Game 81 Gooc
pcrbrun1t. ~9ticmono mar 9lltgcn3cii,
&c 0eS llnfollcS, bod miro pcrrnll.
tbet, bnB bic 6rou cillen Sd)looau.
fol crlitt unO 9egelt 0Cn Sien ficl.
@rGn0e in montgomery.
Gountu.
9oS 9rnbe 2anobnlS onf Ser 6nrm
oeS Srft. 8bpmos Sffutt IN Der Nobc
pon NodDille lpuroe am 6rcitog ollrdj
Seuer 5erltort. Sic 9ranonriahe lit
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27

uIutIl. CIIUllIlutIl TIUtllFl
in GROCER 2G6cnSgciabr. - Ole
mtfenntli6en @ei6cn BON bier
&nn6en auigcfunOcn. Sin
S9a0en pon 100000.
Qoper, us, 26. Sonlror.
O}inOeiten8 . Meni6cnlcben gingcll
belttc Mlorgen bel cincm 6ellcr pcrlo-
rem, WcldbeS Die 6obrif 9tr. / ser
oGoheco Manufacturing So" elm.
GI6crtc. I'm Die WiittoGa5cit, ic03
Stlmocn nod ocm Nllabrud) Oc3
6clrcrS, lultr0c bcfnnut 0cnludt, sic
NrfIcber bGttcn iid iiber5cuAt, Dab
bon 0en 800 9lngeiteQten Nicmono
ocrmiBt mllr0c. I'm 3 llbr No6uits
tags jc0o6 fon0cn 6ercrlpcbrlel1te
Die Sei6en BON 4 &nobcn in 0e1t
(ritmmerlL Die bis sur llnfenntli6>
felt oer6ronnt lparcIl. 0o9 6eltcr,
oeIlen Gntstc6nngSllrio6c niGt be.
fonnt lit, brod aus, ais Die Nr6citer
locbcn ibrc EbGtigfcit bcNormcn bat.
ten. Die grobc MtcnidcmuaIic blodirtc
bal0 uQc NltSgdngc, mo mcbrcrc
V}0nner mo Troltell lpron0cn aus
sen TenitcrL pQbren0 onOere iid) an
Stritcn berlrntcr lieBcn; Gicle lpllrs
0cu babel crbcblid) Dcrlcbt. Die Scltte,
luclde in Der Neiie iid retteteit, be-
rtdtcteL BOB mcbrere &crioncn pom
Holtd) iIberntonnt morOcn ieicn, lln0
%Ooroufbin 0rongen Sclterncbrlclttc
iofort ms @eb0llbc; iic mrroen u6er
BON Noltd) un0 6lommcn. 5ltriidQcs
trlcbcr, ltn0 crit, no6Oen1 tic Der
6lommcn SEER 9emor0cn, mltrocn Ole
bier pcrllnAliidtcn &nobcn ati0Cfltn-
Den. "a fiinf @noben pcrmiGt mcr.
Den, 10 glollbt man, DAB nod cine
Scid)c inter Sen Griimmcrn ~lirQt.
Ger Sdo0en miro oltf cine babe Wtil.
lion peronidloGt un0 lit Ourd Ser
li6crlng 0c0cft.
Die fiinf pcrmiBtcn anoben Iin0:
GborleS G%oSgrooe, t6 Sabre oft;
Gonltontinc GlopuloS, Is Sabre
alt;
Sobt Nidolopulo8, 10 So6rc oft;
- &r66cl, Is Sabre alt;
- Setter, 10 Sabre oft.
&crlcbt Dlrrocn sic 6olgcn0cn:
&onlcS Iibton, brioc Ncinc pcrlctt;
@iaiom Ellrncr, &iiitcnbrl0;
E6co0orc Nlonc3, &0n0c Der.
brnunt;
SanleS Bopo2, @ron0mun0en;
NntbonD 6ronci3, S01itt- lrno
9ronomun0Cn;
&o6n Setter, @clcnf6rlld,.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27

Acknowledgement 5pcifeIt. las
G6epaor bat iieben ainOer I'M 2lter
3pii1en 2 u1o II SoDren.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27
Gnnntn.

Gas grnbe 2anobous allf ser SSarm
oeS Srn. 8bpmos Sifutt IN Der NGbc
pon Nodpile muroe am 6rcitog ollrd;
6eller 5crltort. Sic Sranonriofe lit
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27
Strife Spanien.

@obrio, 26. San. = aonig
alfonio erIieB beute elm Gefrct, Die
garlamentsiitungen auibebeno, oa
es auf berN s liegt, OaB Senor
Manra, Der conierpatipe 3iibrer, mel.
der geitern ais Yremier Elm neues
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27

" 0rbcr5um IO0cUcrurs
tGcilt.

&n Cumberland lit Scr Stolicncr
Soc De 6ronccsco, lpeldcr am 4.(5uli
III Sit Gif, nobc NiDcrsOulc, %lcirtct
&on02monn Nlltonio Gominico or.
mor0ctc unO %ousroubtc, sum loOc
perllrt5eilt luor0en.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27

3u Mca0lno0, SaOlpr-Golntp ".
30, lit 6ron Nobcrt Storf, cine BET
nohc 80 Sabre oltc Game, ST Go0c
Ocrbronnt. Niclnono mar Gltgcn5Ni.
&c 0eS llnfoacS, Ood miro perntll.
tbet, baB bic 6rou cinen Sd)lo0aI.
fol crlitt urO gcgelt Den Sien ficl.
0rGnOe II M ontgomcrp-
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SerBangnibboaer
SranD.
Siinf Snnben Derliercn 6ci ctncm
Sa6rif6rano baS 2e6cn.

Die Ja6rif Ser oGodeco Montioctlrs
ing So" SIT 0oeer, SIS, ein8c-
aidert. Gin6mocrt 9Irbeitcr
in GROCER 2c6cnS0ciobr. Die
untenntliNcn 2ei6cn BON bier
&na6cn oni0cflmOen. Sin
HA nsnn 900
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-27

6rou 2pOio Oingling, mclde i'm
Sitter bon so >Sobrcn in ocrg2ohnur1
ibrcS Sobnc3 I'M CRANBERRY %uacu.
iut iueltlidlcn Morplono, itorb, bin.
tcrl0Bt 102 Oircfte N%1d)fommct.
NltrN "nufr,u SnSrOrr.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09

twas wrong to belong to another. If
twas a mans proud boast to be an
American, it was a disgrace to be a
German an a joke to be a Fr-Tinch-
man. An that goes now. Ye can
bump amy foreigner We meet but a
wire. Don't think We can pull his inn
peeryal hat down on his bold up-curved
nose. TIL first thing we know yell be
what Hogan calls Casey's Bellows, an
be destroyed FIR ye'er folly. Why, be
hivens, it won't be long till we'll have
to be threatin' tn Chinese dacint.
Think " that, will We? l r-read in TIL
pa-aper tn other day that tn Chinese
ARMY had been reorganized an re-
armed. Hinceforth, instead iv tn old
fashioned petticOats they will wear tn
more warlike short skirt. TIL palm
quick-firin' fans an complete new as
sortment iv gongs, bows an arrows
stink-pots an charms against tn evil
eye has been Ordhered firm a well
known German firm. Be careful tn
Eext time We think iv kickin' an empty
ash bari down ye'er frind Lip lungs
laundry. Rash, foolish man, beware.
It's hard FIR me to think iv tn Japs
this way. But tits tn part iv prudence.
A few years ago 7 didn't think amy
more about Jap thin about amy 9TH
er man thatd been kept in tn oven too
long. They were all alike to me. But
today whiniver 1 see wan 1 turn pale
an take off me hat an make q low
bow. A few years ago an I'd bet 1 was
good FIR a dozen iv Thin But / didn't
know how tur-rible a people they are
Their ships are tn best in tn wurruld.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09

Japs to marry rich American girls, a
Jap'nese combynation theological stu
dent an cook applied f'r tn hand iv tn
daughter iv tn boOrdin' house keeper
where he was employed. He was able
TO limp to tn Jap'nese cOnsurs house,
where he made a complaint to tn i'm
pror, who was an old frind iv his IA
Their. TIL prisidint has ordhered tn
lady to marry tn Chipk.' TIL Hoop-la
theavtre was closed last night on COM
plant fv tn Jap'nese ambassadure that
tn Fluff Opry comp'ny was givin'
REPRESENTATION iv Jap'nese charackters
in pink robes instead iv tn seemly
black Derby hats, size too large,
Prince Albert coats, pear-colored pants.
button shoes, stirring neckties an spec
tacles which is tn well known unyform
iv tn gloryous race. AS token Nv their
grief tn cabinet waited on tn Jap'nese
embassy at dinner tonight an Admiral
Bob Evans has been ordhered to sink
tn battleship Loosyanny an carry
Gin'ral Kroky's hat box to tn deepo.'
AN so it goes. I'm in state iv
alarum all tn time. In tn good old
days we wudden't have thought life
was worth iivin' If we cudden't insult
a foreigner. That's what they were FIR.
Whin 1 was sthrong, befure old age de-
prived me iv most iv me pathritism an
other infantile Disorders. niver saw a
gaTyan, a German, a Fr-rinchman that
I didn't give him tn shoulder If
twas an Englishman I give him TIL
foot. too. Threaty rights, says ye? We
give him tn same threaty rights he'd
head. 1t seemed proper to us. If twas
right to belong TO wan NATIONALITY,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09

We think we've got good ships TIL
Lord knows I'm told they cost us
enough, though 1 don't raymimber liver
payin' a cent FIR wan. But a Jap'nese
rowboat cu6 knock to pieces tn whole
Atlantic squadron. 1t cud so. They're
marvellous sailors. They use guns that
shoot around tn corner. They fire
these here inJines iv destruction with
a mysterious powder made iv a
substance On'y known TO thin. It is
called saltpether. These guns hurl pro-
jyctiles weighin eighty tons two thou
sand miles. On land they ARE even
more tur-rible. A Japnese sojer can
march three hundred miles day an
subsist on a small piece iv chewin'
gum. Their ARMY have arrived at
such perfection at tn diffycult man.
DOVER known as tn goose step that they
have made this awful Instrument iv
carnage tn terror iv tn ar-rmies "
Europe. AS cavlrymen they ARE I'M
excelled. There is on'y wan horse in
Japan. but ivry Jap'nese sOjer has
larned TO ride him. To see wan iv
their magnificent cavity rijments goin'
into action mounted on joke is sight
long to be raymimbered. Above all,
tn Jap'nese is most to be feared be-
cause iv his love iv home an his almost
skel love iv death. He is so happy in
Japan that he wud rather die some
q
be kilt. A Jap'nese sojer prefers it. 1t
was hard TO convince tn nation that
they hadn't lost tn war with Rooshya.
because not so many Rooshyans had
been kilt as Japs. Faith we ought to
be scared iv thin. 1 niver see wan
without wondhrin' whether me cellar
is bonnb-proof.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09
BY o. HENRY.
Copyright. 1907. by 5. S. Mcclure COD

had. doc?' the mayor laughs. com
pound-welI It wasn't sOftening of the
brain. / guess. anyway.
A detectives? says /.
Correct says Biddle. I'll have to-
turn you over to the sheriff
e" Let's see YOU do it. says I, and
grabs BiddIe by the throat and half
throws him out the window, but he
pulls a gun and sticks IL under my
chin, and ] stand still. Then he puts
handouts on me, and takes the money
out of my pocket
- Witness says he, that they're
the same bills that you and 1 marked.
Judge Banks. I'll turn them over to
the sheriff when we get to his office.
and he'll send you a receipt. They'll
have to be used as evidence in the
case
".An right, Mr.. Biddle,' says the
mayor. And now. Doc Waugh-hOo,' he
goes on. why don't you demonstrate?
Can't you pull the cork out of your
magnetism with your teeth and hocus-
pOcUs them handouts OFF,
Come on. officer, says I. dignifed.
1 may as we'll make the best of it
And then I turns to old Banks and rat
ties my chains.
Mr.. Mayor SAYS 1, the time will
come soon when you'll believe that per-
sonal magnetism is a success. And
you'll be sure that it succeeded in this
case. too
And 7 guess It did.
when we got nearly to the gate.
says: We might meet somebody now.
Andy. / reckon you better take EN-
off and Hey? Why. of course It was
Andy Tucker. That was his scheme:
ana that's how we got the capital to
go into business together"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09

America shud know that they ar-re at
tn brink iv war A correspondent iv
tn Daily Saky. who wurrulxs in an old
PORCELAIN facthry in Maine. writes that
this famous subjick iv tn McAdoo.
whose name has escaped him but who
had a good job in a livery stable in
Tokyo befure he was stint on a mission
&c tn American people to see what he
oud get, wint into an all-night res
thrant an demanded his threaty rights,
which ar-re that tn waiter was to tuck
his napkin into his collar an tn bar
finder must play, Nippon tn gloryous'
on mouth organ. Onforchinitely tn
proprietor iv tn place. a man be tn
name iv Scully, got hold iv a copy iv
tn threaty with Sweden with thu sad
McAdoo tn wrong threaty rights. He
hit him over tn head with bung-
starter. There is some relief in tn
situation tonight based on tn report
an has ordhered out tn army to sub
joo Scully.' The impror held meetin'
iv tn elder statesmen tonight to dis
cuss sndin' a fleet to San Francisco
to punish TIL neglect iv threaty rights
iv tn Jap'nese be a sthreet car con-
ductor who wudden't let a subjick iv
tn McAdoo ride on tn Thirty-first
sthreet line with an Ogden avnoo
thransfer dated August eighteen hun
dher an siventytwO. TIL prisidint
has ordhered tn arrest an imprison-
mint iv a dentist in Albany who hurt
a Jap'nese whose tooth he was film
He has raquisted tn MeAdoo to give
us another chance befure layin' waste
Jap'nese ambassadure FIR poor young
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09

jalap. Andy had just got i'm on the
train that morning. He was pretty low
himself. and was going to canvass the
town for a few dollars to build a new
battleship by popular subscription at
Eureka Springs. 50 we went out and
sat on the porch and talked it over.
THE next morning at / O'Clock when
I was sitting there alone. an Uncle
Tom shuffles into the hotel and asked
for the doctor to come and see Judge
Banks, who. il seems, was the mayor
and a mighty sick man.
I'm no doctor says |. why don't
you go and get a doctor?'
Boss says he. Doc Hoskins am
done gone twenty miles in de country
to sec some sick persons. He's de only
doctor in de town. and Massa Banks
am powerful bad off. He sent me to
ak you to please. sub, come.
As man 20 man., says l, III go and
look him over So / put a bottle of
Resurrection Bitters in my pocket and
goes I'D on the hill to the mayors man.
sion. the finest house in town, with a
mansard roof and two cast iron dogs
on the lawn.
This Mayor Banks was in bed all
but his whiskers and feet. He was
making internal noises that would have
had everything in San Francisco hiking
lot Ifle parks. A young man was stand
ing by the bed holding cup of water
Doc says the mayor. Tn awful
sick. I'm about to die. Can't you do
nothing for me?'
Mr.. Mayor says ]. I'm not a reg
ular preordained disciple of S. Q. Lap
Jus. I never took a course i'm a medi-
cal college says /. I've just come as
4 fellow man TO see if / could be of as
sistance.
I'm deeply obliged says he. Doc
Waugh-hOO. this is my nephew. Mr..
Biddlc. He has tried to alleviate my
distress, but without success. Oh.
Lordy, Ow-ow-cw" he sings out.
4 mods at Mr.. Biddle and sets down
by the bed and feels the mayors pulse.
Let me see your liver-your tongue. L
mean says L Then 1 turns up the
lids of his eyes and looks close at the
pupils of EN-.
How long have you been sick?' 1
asked.
- was taken down-ow-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09
Mr.. Dooley on the Japanese Scare

Barrister Hogan. He. tells me that I'M
dher tn rights guaranteed to me be tn
constitution, which Gawd defind an
help i'm these here days. an me liquor
license, I'm entitled to stick me tongue
in me cheek. wink, roll up me nose,
wiggle me hands firm me ears, bite me
thumb or say Pooh to any black-an'-
tan 1 meet.
Thin what happens? TIL first thing
1 know a shell loaded with dynnymite
dhrops into tn lap iv some frind iv
mine in San Francisco; party iv Jap
nese land in Boston an scalp tn wigs
off tn DESCENDANTS iv John Hancock
an Sam Adams; a Jap'nese polisman
gives me companyons tn joo-jitsoo as
they toll up tn Ar-rchey road iv a Sat
urdah night an Tiddy Rosenfelt is dis
covered undher a bed with small Ian
guage book thryin' to larn to say
Spare me, in tn Jap'nese tongue. And
me name goes bouncin' down to histhry
as a man that brought room TO his
country, an two hundherd years firm
now little childer atm their milk with
chop sticks IN Kenosha, Wis. will
curse me fr wickedness instead iv
blessin TIL mimry iv a man that done
so much to keep their fathers firm hur-
ryin' home at night. So l stayed away.
FIR moment III peril is over.
But it won't be FIR long. Ivry morn
in I pick up me pa-aper with fear an
thremblin'. War with Japan is immy-
mint. Tokyo, June five-Th' whole ma
ton is wild with excitement over tn
misthreatment iv a Jap'nese in Los
an unless an apology Is forth
comm it Will be difficult FIR tn gov
ernmint 20 prevint tn navy firm shoot
in few things at ye. TIL people iv
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09
THE GENTLE CRATER

q Waugh-hoo,' says /. I'll come back
at IL tomorrow. When ne wakes up
give him eight drops of turpentine and
three pounds of steak. Good morn
ing
''The next morning I went back on
time. Well, Mr.. Riddle says l, when
he opened the bedroom door, and how
is uncle this morning.
" He seems much better, says the
young man.
THE mayors color and pulse was
fine I gave him another treatment,
and he said the last of the pain left
him.
Now, says |, you'd better stay in
bed for day or two, and you'll be all
right. It's a good thing / happened TO
be in Fisher Hill. Mr.. Mayor says L,
for all the remedies in the coFnucopia
that the regular schools of medicine
use couldn't have saved you. And now
that error has flew and pain proved a
perjurer let's allude to cheerfuller
subJect-say the fee of $3.50. No checks,
please. hate to write my name on the
back of a cheek almost as bad as 1 do
the front
. I've got the cash here" says the
mayor, pulling pocketbook from I'M
der his pillow.
He counted out five fifty-dollar notes
ard holds 'em in his hand.
g Bring the receipt he says to Bid
die
II signed the receipt and the mayor
handed me the money. / put it in my
inside pocket careful.
Now do your duty. officer, says the
mayor. gTinning much unlike a sick
man.
Mr.. Biddle lays his hand on my
arm.
You're under arrest. DIR. Waugh
hoo, alias Peters says he. for prac-
Using medicine without authority un-
der the state law
WHO are your | asks.
18Th tell you who he is says Mr..
Mayor, sitting up in bed. He's a de-
tective employed by the State Medical
society. He's been following YOU over
five counties. He came to me yester-
day and we fixed uD this scheme to
catch you. I guess YOU won't do any
more doctorirg around these parts,
Mr.. Faker. What was IL you said l
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-09

at 'em. 1 am medium, coloratura
hypnotist and a spirituous control. 1t
was only through me at the recent
seances at Ann Arbor that the late
president of the Vinegar Bitters COM
pany would revisit the earth to COM
municate with his sister Jane. You see
me peddiing medicine on the streets.
says ], to the poor. l don't practice
personal magnetism on them. 1 do not
drag it in the dust says /, because
they haven't got the dust
+" Will you treat my case? asks the
mayor.
g" Listen says l. I've had a good
deal of trouble with medical societies
everywhere I've been. I don't practice
medicine. But TO save your life, I'll
give you the psychic treatment if you'll
agree as mayor not to push the license
question:
"'Of course. l WILL says he And
now get to work, doc, for them pains
are coming on again.
My fee will be $3.50. cure guaran-
teed in two treatments. says l.
3" All right says the mayor I'll pay
it. l guess my lifes worth that much.
Il sat down by the bed and looked
him straight in the eye.
Now, says l, get your mind off
the disease. You amt sick. You haven't
got 2 heart or a ciaVicle or q funny
bone or brains or anything You haven't
got any pain. Declare error. Now you
feel the pain that you didn't have leav-
ing, dont you?'
- do feel some little better, doc,
says the mayor 'daTned if l don't. Now
state a few lies about NV not having
his swelling i'm my left side and
think | could be propDed up and have
some sausage and buckwheat cakes.
Il made A few passes with my hands.
Now. says /. the inhaNma tons
gone. Tho right lobe of the perihelion
has subsidized. You're getting sleepy.
You can't hold your eyes open any
longer. For the present the disease is
checked Now, you are asleep
The mayor shut his eyes slowly and
began to snore.
You observe, Mr.. fiddle says I,
the wonders Of modern science
'Biddle,' says he. When will you
give uncle the rest of the treatment,
DR. Pooh poOh?'
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dollar bill into the hand of man With
a German silver star on his lapel.
Constable says 1, it's d fine night
Have you got city license. he
esks. to sell this illegitimate essence
of spooju that YOU fatter by the name
of medicine?'
Z have not says l. 1 didn't know
you had a city. If I can find it tomor-
row I'll take one out if it's necessary
I'll have to close you up till you
do, says the constable.
Il quit selling and went back to the
hotel. l was talking to the landlord
about it.
- Oh. YOU won't stand no show in
Fisher Hill says he. DR.. Hoskins, the
only doCtOr~he-e. is a brothcT-in-iaw
of the mayor, and they won't allow no
fake doctor 10 practice in town s.
I uOn't praC ii e medicine says l.
I've got a state peddler's license, and I
take out a city one wherever they de-
mand it,
Il went to the mayors Office the next
morning and they told me he hadn't
showed up yet. They Cidn't know when
he'd be down. So Dec Waugh-hOo
lunches down again in a hotel chair
and lights a jimpson-Ueed regalia, and
waits.
by and by a young man in a blue
neCkIie S1pS INTO t0G Cndlf next To me
and asks the time.
'Half-past 10 says l, and you are
Andy Tucker. I've seen you work.
Wasn't it you that put up the Great
Cupid Combination package on the
southern states? Let's see. it was
Chilean diamond enga cement ring. a
wedding ring, / potato masher, bot
tie of soothing syrup and Dorothy Yer
non-all for 80 cents
ANDY was pleased to hear that re-
membered him. He was a good street
man; and he was more than that-he
respected his profession, and he was
satisfied with 800 per cent profit. II
had plenty of offers to go into the iegit-
innate drug and garden seed business;
hut he was never to be tempted off of
the straight path
Il wanted a partner: so Andy and
me agreed to go out together / told
him about the situation in Fisher Hill
and how finances was low on account
of the local mixture of politics and