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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

WANTED, REGISTERED ASSISTANT
pharmacist; one With experience res
ouired. State age. salary expected
and when can report for duty. Adj
dpess "SALOL," p. o. Box las, Nor
folk, Va.
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Dflp 1Mantep, TemaIf.

WANTED. EXPERIEN CEp LADY
stenographer. None without expert
ence need apply. Good salary, Per-
manent position. Apply at once.
FLEMING & CHRISTIAN CO. corner
Fourteenth and Cary Streets.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

WANTED. TABLE BOARDERS. els
South Third Street. Rooms convent
ent for rent.
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LOST BETwEEs ADAMS AND
Broad md Twelfth and Cary. TWO
red leather memorandum books. Re
ward If returned 20 los South Twelfth
Street.
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Tor 5aIe.

WANTED, THE PUBLIC TO KNOW
East Main street, buy. sell, exchange
and remount diamonds in the latest
styles. Old gold and silver taken IN
exchange
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wANTED-FOR THE COMING SEA
son. a frst-class tailoress; good sal
airy to the right person: none but eN-
perIenced persons need apply. /. 3.
RIDER, 90 West Clay Street
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Meetings.
IIeadouarter.

Headquarters
Commandery of St Andrew. No. 10,
knights Templars,
Richmond Va. September IA, 1900.
w General Orders.
~ SIR KNIGHTS,--ATTEN A
~ special conclave of the COM
Il $mandery at your asylum. IN
the Masonic Temple, MONDAY. 18th
instant at 8 o'clock p. d., In
full dress of a Templar on foot
Annual inspection. Members of Rich
mond Commandery, No. ,. and all
transient Sir knights are courteousiy
invited to he present.
BY order of the Eminent Commander.
FRANK T, SUTTON,
Attest. Captain-General.
George C. Jefferson, Recorder.
THE ANNUAL MEETING OF tn E,
stockholders of the Chesapeake and
Ohio Land Improvement Company.
for the election of directors and such
|, other business as may come before
the meeting. will be held at the Office
of the secretary; corner Eishtn anu
Main Streets; Richmond Va on OF,
IL NJ c. r. WEXFORD. Secretary.
THE ANNUAL MEETING OF TIL, THE
stockholders of the. Richmond forg-
Ings Corporation will he held at mo
offices of the corporation. at He'll q
Isle. Richmond. Va. WEDNESDAY,
September %, 1907. at II a. NJ
- o. p. BEDFORD. Secretary
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SITUATIONS QMantrD, Malc.


ORA FTSM a y,
with experience. wants position. Ref
erences, &c. on application. y. o.
Box 1888, Lynchburg, Va.
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Boaroing.

BoARDERS. PERM "A N EMIT AND
transient: also table boarders. 1oi
North Seventh Street.
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WANTED. !,.REGIsTERED. OR REGIS
tered assistant drug cler(ti give ref
erence. Address III. III, w, Station
g., Richmond, Wa. u
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WANTED, A REGISTERED OR REG
istered assistant drug clerk, Give
age. experience, references, sc. ADJ
dress A. DRUGGIST, station No 9,
" Newport News. Va. II,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

FOR SALE AT a BARGAIN. A Fine
James River farm, near Clifton
Forge. containing 800 acres, more or
less, with elegant residence and all
fenced; bottom land. set In timothy;
meadow and uplands we'll timbered.
A bargain If taken at once. Address
r. H., Box d. Clifton Forge. Va.
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aseal estate for 5ale.

FoP SALE TWo NICE LITTLE
farms in Amelia county, Va, near
railroad: IS acres in one. of which
IL acres are cleared and in good
state of cultivation, balance in good
timber: and rs acres in the other.
one-half cleared balance in good
timber. Each OF these nice farms
has good, twostory dwelling OF
five or six rooms. Prices. $500 and
$3.50 Terms, 5000 and 1850 in cash;
balance easy MCGUIRE & CASPER,
IL North Eleventh Street
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FOR SALE, SEVERAL BEAUTIFUL
building lots IN West End chean
MCGUIRE &, CASPER, I t-2 North
NleNenth Street
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Powhatan Institute,
Belona, Powhatan Co..

bNIOhl, TOWhatnh Goa III.
HOME SCHOOL FOR GIRLS AND YOUNG
LADIES.
Forty miles from Richmond and thirty
miles from Farmville, Va, on the Tide
water and Western railroad. Good connec-
lions can be made with the Southern at
Richmond and with T. a. w. In Farnville.
Healthfui location Corps of efficient teach
ers, New buildings with modern convent
cnces. Board tuition in English, Latin,
French. Physical Culture and Music for ses-
sion of eight months. $li5, For catalogue
and further particulars. apply
r. G. PORTER, Business Mgr.
Beiona, Va.
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yost am 1fuuno.

LOST, TUESDAY EVENING. ABOUT
1880 II. b. ON Lakeside ear on 'front.'
seat, or at First and Broad Streets. a
nlIiall gold watch with gentlcmaa's
picture in front and back. with
green silver lob win set attached TO
watch, Reward II returned TO 400
North Ninth street.
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ICE CREAM AND CONFECTIONERY.

[ICE CREAM AND CONF'ECTIUNERf'
IEr,K1NGToN. FORMERLY WITH c.
Maia. IA East Broad, has located at
497 West Broad. where YOU Will ma
nice line, Of cigans, tobaecos, =. SOFA az
wholesaie and retail. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Phone $3.50. Prompt
delivery.
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Wants
ONE CENT WORD.
aaiann Tunil1g.

TUNED AND REPAIRED 81
our expert factory worknen at mod
crate prices. Our work is OF the
finest. satisfaction Guaranteed. IL
your isstrument liz IN need of repair,
let us make you an estimate on same.
STIEFF'S. 20b East Broad Street.
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FOR SALE. SIXTY. ACRES. i liz MILES
from Richmond, fronting on Will
ten-roon house. new barn and out
buildings: four new chicken houses.
with large runs; incubators, brood
ers, colony houses. etc. Will sell part
or whole Satisfactory reasons for
selling. w. b. WHEELER Rural
Route No. 6, Richmond, Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

THE ABOVE ADVERTISEMENT WAS
run for more than week Only one
that those who are prepared to fill such
positions are employed already, and
do not care to make II change. II
will be a month. at least, before any
of our young men Will be ready Tor
steuographic worl1--hence the neces-
sity Of our ADVERTISING, Young man,
If you were ready. we could giye
you your choice of these places. Why
not let US help YOU? Enter our
regard It as one of the wtsest acts
of Your life. Call, phone or write
for catalogue, which gives fun par
ticulars. MASSEY BUSINESS COLI
LEGE, 7o5 East Main Street Phone
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

wANrED.--AT ONCE. SIX GOOD IN
A side wiremen; all winter job, good
wages. Apply to q. w. II. S'rkD-
MAN, FordwiclS, Va,
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bituatinns, professional.

49,
A LADY. WITH SEVERAL YEARS
experience in teaching Ensltsn
branches. Latin, French. instrumental
music and physical culture, desires
position In family or school. Rs 81 s.
ences exchanged. Miss SARAH
LEIGH, Houston, Va.
a YOUNG LADY, TEACHING ENC;
fish, Latin and music, desires posi :
ton in private family, Address MISS
M. BROADpuS. Newtown, Va,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

FOR SALE TWO FINE BRICK
houses; eight rooms each. Price,
$4,000 each; in West End. MCGUIRE
CASPER, la North Eleventh
Street,
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MASSEY COLLEGE, ANNOUNCER
MENTS

THE FIRST DIVISION OF OUR FALL
term Day Classcs) has just. begun.
Unlimited Scholarship for either inc
full commercial course or full course OF
shorthand and typewriting, $4,000,
payable in instruments of $1,000 a
month. or $4,000 cash. Call, phone
or write for catalogue. MASSEf
BUSINESS COLLEGE, 7o5 East Main
Street. Phone 1917.
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ALBERT srEIN's SHOE SALE,

1,AnIps. WHITE CANVAS gibson
lies lies "a and pumps, leather and white
I. he Nee worth $500. stein's price, 75c
with and Broad Sweets,
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lfaal Yaotifes..

=
COMMONWEALTH OF, VIRGINIA. De-
PARTMENtr OF THE STATE cox
PORATION COMMISSION.
This is to certify that the charter
of RICHMOND GUANO COMPANY was
amended on the 4th day OF September.
1907, reducing its maximum capital
stock from three hundred thousand dol
lars to one hundred thousand dollars:
and that the said amended charter was
recorded in the office of the Secretary
of the commonwealth Oh the 9Th day
tof September, 1907
Witness my hand as Clerk of the
State CORPORATION Commission this 9Th
day of September 1907.
Z. T, WILSON. Clerk.
TO ALL WHOM IT MAY. CONCERN:
have this day appointed N. S. John,
son my agent TO conduct a general
retail grocery and provision business
at No. cor Sycamore Street, Richmond,
L. a. BLANTON.
September 2. 1907.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

LOST. on BROAD STREET, BETWEEN
Second and Sixth some Kodak films
In white envelop. Please return to
c. s.. Presbyterian Publishing House
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r[ 11Il'I,1 AND CHINA PACKING

p1JRNIruRE, CHINA AND WEpplNG
nrssents packed and shipped with
care. JACOB UAII.AUF, Phone 8aaa,
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Dersnnal8.
miscellaneous,

LET Us CLEAN YOUR WINDOWS.
NATIONAL WINDOW CLEANlNG
CO.. 1919 East Main Street; phone
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ssrlp gAantro, 4Hlale.

CARPENTERS WANTED - L SgENTi
men. rate. $3.50 per day all winter
job. Apply TO q. w. K. 5TEDAAN,
Fordwich. Va.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

WANTED n "a K "a 'rER, WIZ &c AN
one ii oysterss c; cod position for good
man. Apply il OF ]. LA yy rem G y, sf ~
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

FOR SALE, 79-ACRE FARM; so ACRES
cleared. balance in fine timber; six
room dwelling. newly papered and
painted, and about 500 fine, fruit
trees and 1000 crane vines; all neces-
sary outbuiIdings; we'll, springs and
creeks Iaia fic.' noe lar from NIL
Lot of live stock. crop and farm i'm
plements to be sold on the place;
1000 feet of lumber also. Location.
near Petersburg, Va. MCGUIRE e.
3 CASPER. I liz North Eleventh Street.
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4 TRucHANAN,s .sIaLEcr scHool.

IN ARITHNlETlts, q BOOK
lieeping,a etc,. or gani2ed next 'risesday
evening ats O'clock. COS Eas Slays
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14
EDISON PHoNoGRAPHs.

Sod ON EASY PAYMENTS; ENTIRE
catalogue edison records, and all ma,
chimes in stock. at 6os East Malr
Street. c. n, HAYNES q GO.
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Real estate 0Mantfo.

WANTED. A HOUSE. FROM SEVEN
to nine rooms; centrally located
e eco care this office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

WANTED, FOR NORTH CAROLINA.
three good male stenographers. S663
each For Virginia, one good male
stenographer and bookkeeper. For
MGR Massey students preferrea,
MASSEY BUSINESS COLLEGE,, 7o5
East Main Street."
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.nottfes.

FOR THE NEXT TEN DAYS ON SALE,
Negligee Shirts, worth UP TO sLbo,
for Soc. This seasons goods. MUS
Streets
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

HEADo ARTERs FOR ALL THE
latest styles In hats and furnishings
for fall and winter. MUSgOE III.
GARNETT. Eighth and Main Streets.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

FOR SALE. 2o5-ACRE FARM. SO
acres cleared, balance in fine timber
fve-rnom dwelling and all necessary
outbuildings; well, springs and
creeks: the land rich, level and easy
Richmond. Price, $1,000. on easy
terms. MCGUIRE & CASPER, l.:
North Eleventh Street
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-14

WANTED, A REGIS'rEREE OR AssIs-
tant registered pharmacist at once.
THE JOHNSON PHARMACY. INC
4. Hampton, Va,
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FOR RENT, il RIG u FIR ONT ROOM AT,
lNSs l 05 South TIL ird, M.
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DAVIS BOTTOM,
Superintendent of Public Printing.

SEALED PROPOSALS WILL BE RE-
ceived at the SAME TIME AND PLACE
for furnishing the following papers for
the use of the Commonwealth;
400 REANIS 24x3S 90 lib. No. NJ. f.
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flats for Aent.

FOR RENT. FLAT OF THREE OR
four rooms. Apply 3i2 West Main
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Victim. Of the Ro.uoru..

The stories which have become 50
widespread in Europe of the wholesale
drowning of ladies of the seraglio in
the Bosporus are not very greatly ex-
aggerated. We have no less than three
well authenticated cases in which as
many as between 200 and 300 have
been sent to the bottom Of the sea
tied up in the traditional sack. These
terrible executions usually occurred
after some conspiracy to depose or
murder one or the other Of the sultans.
Sultan Mahmud II. caused all the wo-
men of his brother Mustapha's harem
to be drowned in a similar manner
Even In these days 1t is easy enough
In Turkey to get rid Of troublesome
wives and slaves without fear of de-
lection, for no man, not even an in
spector Of police, may enter any ha-
rem on any pretext or inquire as to
what has taken place within 1t unless
10 ID actually called in by the master
OF the house. THE Sultan anS His
Subjects" hi \.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Silence and Science.

Before it was determined scientific
ally that smoke is waste, smoke was
fixed as the final indication and proof
of prosperity. Today smokeless
chimney means nothing less than
thrift and good management. Similar.
ly we now hear that noise is proof Of
urban life, progress and activity. We
may answer that noise is loss as surely
as smoke is waste. Decreased comfort
is loss and noise decreases comfort.
Disturbed minds are loss through re-
duction of mental force. But these
and similar consequences are indirect
loss. There is direct loss also. A rat
Ting car means worn bearings and a
short lived vehicle. Otherwise rail-
roads would not spend SO much on
their roadbeds, and they would run
trains at higher speed.-Detroit Free
Press,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Tho LANGUAGE of the Bow.


A child, with it's meager store of Ian
guage, is somewhat in the position of
the tabled woodchuck, which was sim.
ply obliged to climb a tree, whether it
could do so in harmony with the facts
of natural history or not. He must
express himself with what language is
Immediately at his command or fail in
more or less serious degree to express
himself at all. And 80 his little store
must be treated as thoroughly plastic,
just as the language of his race in it's
earlier stages was plastic. The ex-
istence Of whiten, Ito make white" is
all the justification he needs for small
en-, ito make small" or lowen, ''to
make low" Jimmy Jones hasn't grown
much since he was here before" says
one. "Why, really believe he's un-
growed some," answers my younger,
expressing his thought clearly and
fully and delightfully."- unconscious Of
the fact that linguistic authorities do
not recognize the right Of this handy
prefix to attach itself to this particular
verb. Ought l to have stopped him
right there and loaded his undeveloped
memory with parallel columns of
words which do and do not admit the
prefix un? If I had done so his broth
er would probably not have ventured
to ask a little later how people make
unhandpainted china, and his knowl-
edge would have been less today by
the small amount of information which
I was able to give him on that subject
Atlantic Monthly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
A F,ohtinu "super."

The following little gem was one Of
the experiences of Mr.. Benson, the
Shakespearean actor:
Mr.. Benson made professional visit
to Dublin, and the rehearsals included
the due training Of body of stage
assistants to represent the hurried
" retracting supporters of Richard
"Crookback," when that monarch sue
cumbed to the onslaught of Richmond
on the field of Bosworth. On the night
of the first performance of the tragedy
the army that was to fly stubbornly
refused to leave the field or to &C.
knowledge being vanquished, but turn
ing upon the forces of Richmond gave
them severe drubbing. Nothing could
be found to tame them to proper
submission till one of the crank and
file" said:
"I4ook here, Mr.. Benson, If you want
us to be beaten. you must put O'Con-
nor" the leading "bruiser' of the
party "in Richmond's army!'-Pear-
sons Weekly.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
1000 observation-disclosures

s seeOe olntU IN !, u es Sk.ss
The chapel clock peeled the hour for
%, and We ate It with epicurean en-.
joyment. We were walking together,
the senior and I, and listened with
baited breath while he told me fish
story. Arm in arm we walked, but
suddenly he stopped and drew his
hands across his eyes. It was good
likeness, but obscured his vision bit.
Then he resumed:
I'VE sure were bunckof hummers
N our freshman year. In our snow
ball fight with the sophs on Washing
toms birthday three of us gained the
fence and began to chop 1t up into
small pieces for souvenirs. Suddenly a
seven foot soph grabbed the smallest
of my assistants, but with well aim
ed SNOWFALL between the eyes I laid
him low, while scarlet streams rolled
down his face and made intricate ara
besques on his collar"
The senior paused and fetched a
sigh, goodness knows where from.
but whence the scarlet streams?" I
Intercepted. "Was it blood?"
NO." he palpitated; there was to-
mato in the SNOWFALL
Then silence fell, but we sustained 1t
between us.-Yale Record.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Nsxsr Lose. His Head,

Many years ago, when William j.
Stillman Of New York city was re-
porting disturbance in Greece for
the London Times, report was sent
out that he had been beheaded. One
of his friends, hearing the report, tele-
graphed to the correspondent this mes
sage: "Rumor here that your head has
been taken off. Is it true?" 1t was
not until the message had been sent
that it occurred to the sender that If
the rumor were true Stillman would
be the last man in the world to speak
about it. But the message reached
Stillman, and this was his reply: "My
dear boy, newspaper man never
loses his head"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
chanasd His Mind.

A man We, to Il u,,l..ls instructor
and asked him how much he woui
charge him for twenty-five lessons:
The instructor told hin, his terms. an !;
the lessons commenced. After two l,@
sons the pupil. who va: somewhat ia
worse for Wear. remarked 10 the pso
lessor: You see. / y,antei X ;,.s;.
enough lessons so thai . co,!.i :s;l.
enough about the I III art to Il, :. :.
man. I've chan lind nc Z, /
guess l will Sc. t. ,,.iow down g..
take the rest of IT,. ls.'
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
A Story of Whewell.

Sydney Smith said of the great DR..
Whewell master of Trinity college,
that science was his forte and ON
niscience his foible." On one occa-
sion two fellows Of the college, think
ing to get beyond his range, read up
the subject of Chinese metaphysics and
then disputed about it in the doctors
presence. He listened in silence for a
time and then observed, "Ah, see
you have been reading paper which
wrote for an encyclopedia Of SCI
euce."
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
4 lensvv Aasrs Thaln.- sh,: judsa

knsW Alore Than che Judo
Justice Maule. one Of the greatest ju-
dicial Wits Of England. had doubts %
p the credibility Of Z witness on one
occasion, and the man declared that he
had been welded to truth" from In
fancy. "That may be, /" said the justice,
"but the question is how long have
you been divorced" A little girl was
witness before him. and he proceed
ed to ascertain whether she knew the
nature Of an oath. The child In an
swer to questions said she would 60 to
heaven II she told the truth. but would
60 to the other place If she told lies.
"Are you sure of that, my dear?'' JUS
tice, Maule asked. Yes. sir. quite
sure" let her he sworn" said the
court; ''she knows more than l do"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
si.me.e Object to Walking.

The Siamese, above all nations in the
world, hate to walk. No such mode of
progression is tolerated by Siamese
If he or she can by any means ride. A
Venetian gondolier will walk some
times, even a Hollander will ride on
his rough cart, but Bangkok man
not If he can help it. His family boat
for him.-Windsor Magazine.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
A Mean Advantage.

'You say he accused you Of being
suntruthful?"
"That's what happened" answered
Piute Pete. with much embarrassment.
"And lives to tell the taleW
"Well, you see he used long words
in such roundabout way that he was
out O. town before l had figgered out
exactly what he Observation-Disclosures
Star.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
How a g. :lreI.
Competition Too keen For Him,

A farmer dU.in- a D;a, continues!
drought invented Il machine for wafer
ing his fields. The ve,::;; first day Whit.
he was trying ii there suddenly came
a downpour Of rain. He put away his
machine.
Its no USE" he said: re can da"
naething mondays without competi.
n."-Scottish Nights.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Would Open Then.

"You told Ele .o.:i' l.: ;l,an{i had
large, fine eyes. dit,a't Eot:"a It."
"Wait minrte or two till the mil
liner comes along with my new hat
and the bill"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Unfortunate,

She-So YOU told Lady Buncomb she
looked as young as her daughter That
caught the old lady. know. He-Yes,
but it lost me the daughter
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24

The one who viii be found In trial
capable Of great acts Of love 10 ever
the one who IL doing considerable
small ones.-F. W. Robertson.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24

From Germany we get the custom of
celebrating gold and silver weddings.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Attentions Ceased .

''1s Willie still paying attention to
Tillie?"
mo"
ibid he jilt herr"
mo; he married her."-Illustrated
Bits.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-24
Mat Har EuIl Weiah,

Not Her Full Wsisht.
Mistress-Letta. Letta, you'll break
that fragile table with your full weight
on It. Letta-1 haven't my full weight
on It; I'm standing on one foot.