The Republican journal., 1907-01-10

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Little Willie-Papa, why is it that all our
coins have wOman'S head stamped on
them? Mr.. Weller ah my
son, money talks.-Puck.
Cough Cure like DR.. Shops. For years
Dr. ShOop has fought against the use of
Opium, ChlOrofOrm, or other unsafe ingredi-
ents commonly found in Cough remedies.
DR.. ShOOp, it seems, has welcomed the Pure
Food and Drug Law recently enacted, for
he has worked along similar lines many
years. For nearly 20 years DR.. Shops
Cough Cure containers have had warning
printed on them against Opium and other
narcotic pOisonS. He has thus made it pos
sible for mothers to protect their children
by simply insisting on having DR.. Shops
Cough Cure. Sold by j. H. Montgomery,
Searsport, X. II. Moody, Belfast.
"You know that French count that Esther
Banks married?" "Yes." swell. he's turn
ed out to be fraud" ''And he isn't count
at all? ?" "No." SHY! isn't Esther lucky p
-CleVelduu IldIu DGdl0T.
Group can positively be stopped in 90
minutes. No vOmitng-nOthing to sicken
OF distress your child. A sweet, pleasant,
and safe Syrup, called DR.. Shops Group
Cure, does the work and does it Quickl y.
DR.. Shops Group Cure is for Group alone,
remember. 1t does not claim to cure doz-
en- ailments. It's for Group, that's ALL Sold
by j. ii. Montgomery, SearSpOrt, r. H.
Moody. Belfast.
l cannot sing the old songs
L sung long years ago.
And neither can the lady
Who lives in the fiat below.
New York Evening Mail
Does Coffee disagree with you? Probably
it does! Then try DR.. Shops Health Cot
fee. Health Coffee" is a clever combina-
ton of parched cereals and nuts. Not a
grain OF real Coffee, remember, in DR..
Shops Health Coffee, yet its flavor and
taste matches closely old Java and Mocha
Coffee. If your stomach, heart, or kidneys
can't stand Coffee drinking, try Health COT
fee. 1t is wholesome, nourShing, and salts
flying. It's safe even for the youngest child.
Sold by }. ii. Montgomery, SearSport, R. H.
Moody, Belfast.
"How much postage will this require ?'
asked the young author. sit is one of my
manuscripts" 1.-TWO cents an ounce" an
class matter" ooh, thank you !"-Judge.
When the cold winds dry and crack the
skin box of salve can save much diScom-
fort; In buying salve look for the name on
the box to avoid any limitations; and be sure
you get the original Dew tits Witch Hazel
Salve. Sold by R. H. Moody.
Yorkshire Farmer (who has laid wager,
to gentleman on weighing machine)-
foil No,
ter? Gentlemen--Well, Pm seventeen
stone seven. Farmer-What did A tell We,
lads? A couldn't be wrang, for AS t. best
joodge O. swine in tn country Punch.
Food don't digest? Because the stomach
lacks some one of the essential digestants
of the digestive juices are not properly bal
anced. Then, too, it is this undigeSted food
that causes SourneSS and painful indiges-
ton. Kodol For Indigestion should be
used for relief. Kodol is a solution of
vegetable acids. It di tests what YOU eat,
ton. KOdOl conforms to the National Pure
Food and Drug Law. Sold here by r. II.
Moody.
Mrs Knicker-Does Bridget sing at her
work? Mrs. Bocker-Yes, but she doesn't
work enough to annoy uS.-Harper's Bazaar.
Little touches of back-ache should not be
many other things follow. A box of De-
Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills will bring
relief quickly. They drive the poison from
the body. Act on the liver as well as the
kidneys. A 25 cent box holds a weeks
| treatment. Sold by r. II. Moody
Wigg-Isn't he taciturn individual
Wagg-TacituTn | should say he was. He's
ii silent partner in a speakeas y.-Philadel
phia Record.
When doctors fail try Burdock Blood Bit
tiers. Cures dyspepsia, constipation invig
CRATES the whole system.
GLOW much is your income week, Sam p
"Why, 81, sab" "Only 81, sam 2" 'Yes
sab yer see my wife only makes S. week
sab p'-YOnkerS Statesman.
Takes the burn out; heals the wound
cures the pain. DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil
the household remedy.
Nj Tyte -Phist-Doctor, does it cost any
thing to ask you whether | need medica
treatment or not? DOctor-Not cent. My
answer, though, will cost you $5-ChcagC
Tribune.
The little folks love Dr. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup. Pleasant to take; perfectly
harmless positive cure for coughs, colds,
bronchitis, asthma.
'Your constituents must realize that you
are working for them.' EYES," answered
Senator Sorghum "but good many of
them have gotten the idea that am omit
ting the proposition. Washington Star.
Scratch, scratch, scratch unable to attend
to business during the day or sleep during
the night. Itching piles-horrible plague.
DOan'S Ointment cures. Never fails. At
any drug store, so cents.
81 was shipwrecked on the ocean once
and nearly died of thirst remarked
Travers. 81 had somewhat similar ex-
perience," rejoined Smiley. 81 was rail-
road wrecked in a prohibition State''-
Chicago Daily News.
Qui k changes from hot to cold and back
again try strong constitutions and cause,
among other evils, nasal catarrh, a trouble
some and offensive disease. Sneezing and
snuffling, coughing and difficult breathing,
and the drip, drip of the foul discharge into
the throat-all are ended by Ely's Cream
Balm. This honest and positive remedy
contains no cocaine, mercury, nor other
harmful Ingredient. The worst cases are
cured in short time. All druggists, 5Oc.,
or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc Warren Street,
New York.
Miss Oldgirl-I always look under the
bed nights, don't you? Miss Youngthing-
No, dear; | really see all the callers can
attend to in the parlor.-Boston Transcript
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