The Dakota chief. (Gann Valley, Buffalo County, S.D.) 18??-1913, 1907-08-29

Isn't it nearly time to organize the
Society of Daughters of Presidential
observation-disclosures York Mail.
\ bachelor can become very fond Of
>pclGlng his lights ut the club by G~t'
| ing married.-New York Press.
Emperor William believes in a sim
ple diet for his fighting forces. Most
Of Them already get it.-Boston Tran
scrjpt.
Mr.. Rockefeller says true success lies
in doing good. Standard Oil victims
have always been done that way.-New
York World.
PittsburS now claims population
Of 100000. And less than fifty of them
have been found to be good citizens.-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
70 administer exact justice is diff
cult. \ Chicago man who poisoned six
people is to be hanged. but only once.
-philadclphia Ledger.
President Roosevelt warmly approves
Alit iNlt'l VI lttlt ilIli+S IVY " SlOol
but, it is hoped, not with toy rifles
Philadelphia Inquirer.
\ Florida farmer cleared $1,000 or
one acre of cabbage in the spring.
There is money in some cabbage heads,
it Washington Herald
If the House Of Commons is "the best
club in England" the United States
Senate is the leading matrimonial bu-
rcau in America.-New York Mail.
An increase of $1,000 tirst-cabin pas.
sengers to Europe for the first six
months of 1907 means many, many
souvenir postal cards.-New York Mail,
Don't kiss babies; it is dangerous
says Il physician. 1t is also moderately
dangerous, under certain circumstances
to kiss Il grown-up.-WashinS Her
aid.
President Roosevelt puts in scvera
hours day chOpping wood. Not being
a candidate for anything, he does no
have to bother about saving it.--Chi
cago News.
When Fighting Bob Evans says there
isn't going to be any war with Japan
that settles it. If he can do without
a fight the rest of us must.-Philadel-
phla Press.
L: is noticed with regret that New
ioyk's all-night police court is crowd
4 a. with hI,Sinnss IbrnSnnrify nf this
sort can't be mmcndCd.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
In Germany jury in an important
murder case was selected in ten min
utes. Over there stupidity and ignOr-
anre are not requiremcnts.-Pnil
phia Ledger.
Bombs are still flying through the air
in Russia. though it is such IN every
Gay occurrence that the cable doesn't
pretend to report all the Incidents
Philadelphia Press.
Now that Il Chicago professor has
discovered that sea gulls can talk,
some Of the things the wild waves have
been saying may be traced to their
sOurces.-New York World.
\ scientist estimates that the suns
heat will last for 3O.OO0,0OO years long
or. What Ion: time it will take to
prove that he doesn't know anything
about it it.-philadelphia Inquirer.
The final decree of divorce having
been entered in the Castellane case,
another is added to the long list of
matrimonial warnings which will have
no effect whateyer-NewY York Sun.
\ ,i,&l Who s2ld strawberries in
Washington in boxes that had raised
bottoms has been fined $50. The judge
ought to start earlier in the strawberry
season next year.-New York World.
Swell society in Newport seems sur
prised to learn that an ape dresses rs
well and behaves as we'll at the table
as its own members, but the rest Of the
world is not urprised.-Philadelph
Record.
The Council Bluffs clergyman who
promised to hang himself If the maxi
nam tine was imposed on the Standard
Oil Company is strangely inactive.
Why does he not get busy ?-Milwau
kcc Journal.
Mr.. S;thwab thinks the United States
can build five hattltsAips TO JapHn's
one, and as he happens to bc in that
1;,,, nf luSinoSc bn IynIII1 no 1OIht