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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
Sam. kina 90 Cal.

4 Ethel, aged eight, had succeeded in
making her dog stand up ON his hind
legs, but her efforts to make the cat
do likewise resulted In the little girl
getting q bad scratch, Whereupon she
exclaimed, You d. d cat!!'
IA Her Mortified mother. who overheard
her, punished her severely, but, not
disheartened, Ethel the next morning
again endeavored to induce puss to
emulate the dog, and again she felt
the force Of the feline claws. .'Yo u''
the angry child began, when her moth
er SAID warningly:
"Ethely'
!. Well" she continued, you are just
the same kind OF q cat you were yes
tarday Judge. ass
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
Epieursan Finesse.

Two Marseillaises were discussing
the best method of eating game.
well, . said one, "if It Is a woodcock,
/ hang 1t up on nail by the beak and
fasten some iarks onto Its claws. After
d week ! throw away the woodcock
and eat the larks, which by that time
have absorbed all the flavor OF the
woodcock.' Il do the same replied
the other, not to be outdone, Except
that throw away the larhs as well
az the woodcock, and eat the nall
Bon WANT
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
GuIla as Life Savers.

Gult6 AZ lire savers.
II wouldn't no more kill a gull than
/ would a baby" said the sailor.
Why not z" r.
why nots Because gulls has saved
my life, that's why not. Gulls Is life
savers. They've saved the lives Of
thousands Of seamen. They ought to
all wear round their sleek white necks
a pink silk ribbon with one of them
there Andy Carnegie medals tied to II.
Wunsf, OF the 0rkneys, IN fog, we
lost cur bearin's, and wed ha' run
aground and drowned sure If the loud
screamin' of the gulls on the cliffs
hadn't give. us timely warnin'. So 1t
goes. Time after time In black, stormy
nights, In mists and fogs, guils' cries,
as good as any fog horn, warns sailors
what has lost their way OF deadly
coasts"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
Thought lie Was Butter Expert.

tn0uSnC ne w as 6utSer expert.
At a party the hostess said to a
guest: II want you to entertain Mr..
Blank a little. He looks bored to
death. will Introduce him, and you
must try to amuse him. You know his
strong point is butter, on which he has
written a book = W
The lady guest graciously undertook
ahe task Of entertaining the man, in
wardly wondering that he should be
no interested in bntter-of which she
knew very little when his face indi-
Gated m mind given to much profound
thinking.
However, with butter In view, she
began on the weather, gradually got
TO the country, then on to a farm,
from that to cows and at last to but
ter. The man looked more bored than
ever, the magic word butter producing
not the slightest effect, and he left her
somewhat abruptly and soon withdrew
from the house.
# II did my best. she explained to
the hostess. Fl went through agonies
TO prove that was deeply interested
m butter, but It was all In VAIN
.Buttery' exclaimed the hostess.
What possessed you to talk to that
man, Of all men, on butter? T told
you he had just written book on
Bnddha, and knew how deeply you
two we're Interested in the same sub
aect
And they said In chorus, s'Gracious!''
Strand Magazine. 49,. N #
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
THE H0WELLS (Neb. J /
JOURNAL SAYS:

Talk about no chance for the
youpg man Ma>khis country 4
worst kinSAof rot, cal
cnlated to discourag9Nthe weak
hearted and give then lazy an
excuse for failure. VIE know
Of a young man in this neigh
b&hood who saved q thousand
dolhSs in four years working
for ora of Ql1r>farmers. He
now has a start and with the
habit of saving formed will
make a success of life. His
case alone answers the ques-
tionIs there a chance for
young men Es
Whether you can save $3.50
year or not you owe it to
your future to save what you
can. Start a deposit account
with us learn to conserve
your income and make a sue
cess of your life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
A panqerous secret.

Upon asking an eminent scientist
how he accounted for enjoying excep-
tional and unbroken good health doc
tor was Informed that the cause was
habitual self denial. In fact" admit
ted the professor, Il only partake OF
one meal each day" Hush! exclaim-
Cd the physician In alarm. Pray keep
this to yourselfl II many people were
to follow your example we medical
men should be ruined. - Westminster
Gazette. ssHsggf 80 ls.ss .5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
Aids % huIrn,,an,IsY.

No women have done more for hui
mainly and for the individual than the
old maid reforner and the old maid
aunt There ls none to whom we owe
ID deeper debt Of gratitude and none
whom we could not better spare, says
writer In the Cosmopolitan for be
sure OF this, God sends old maids into
the world to do the work that the rest
OF 40 leave undone. - h.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
.conaenlal Ernploxn,ans.

Ths high prize OF lie, the czowning
fortune Of man, ID 10 be born to some
pursuit which finds him Id employ
rnant and happiness. whether It be to
make baskets or broadswords or canals
or statues or songs Emerson.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
A Good RanInninn.

my beau, said little EIsie, lis going
10 be an admiral.
.'Tndeedn' replied the visitor "a ca
Diet at the Naval academy now, sup
pose r.
oh. be hasn't got that far yet, but
he's had an anchor tattooed on his
arm. Catholic STANDARD and Times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
IRE way rs FAME.

100 yen are going to Europe r. Yes,
answered the man vino aspires to be a
prominent citizen. II don't care much
about the trip. but the reporters never
seem anxious to interview you about
American affairs until you have been
abroad long enough to loss track OF
them. Washington Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
POLAR DAYS AND NIGHTS.
Day. Which lis, Summer, Is Not So
bad, hut the .Niaht iEs Awful.

bad, .hif$ rtlae IN ish t tts Awful.
During d polar winter the average.
thickness of ice OH the ocean where
no storms for strong tides interfere
reaches six feet .or more. There is
really NO warm season. Bven during
the long summer days snow still falls
frequently. Clear spells are relatively
warm, but, especially lin the antarctic,
fogs and clouds are frequent, while
winds bring low temperatures.
Nevertheless the summer near the
margins of the arctic zone lis described
In the journal of fGe geography as having
clean, pure, crisp air, frle from dust
and with little precipitation.
The monotony and darkness of the
polar night is decreased a good deal
by the long twilight, due to the high
degree OF refraction at low tempera-
lures. The sun actually appears and
disappears some days before and after
the times which are economically set
for the change. t5js
Light from moon and stars and from
the aurora also relieve the darkness.
Optical phenomena OF great variety,
beauty and complexfty are common.
Solar and lunar ha1oes and ,coronae
and mock suns and moons are often
seen. Auroras seem to be less COM
mon and less brilliant ia the antarctic
than In the arctic. Sunset and sunrise
colors within the polar zones are de-
scribed as being extraord inariiy bril-
liant and impressive. S
Thus the north polar summer, in spite
Of It's drawbacks, is in some respects a
pleasant and heaithfui season. But the
polar night is monotonous, depressing,
repelling, an everlastingly uniform
snow covering, rigidify. iifelessness, ST.
lence, except for the howl of the gale
or the cracking OF the ice.
Small wonder that the polar night
has sometimes unbalanced mems
minds. The first effects are often a
strong desire for sleep and indiffer-
ence. Later effects have been sleep
lessness and nervousness, tending In
extreme cases to insanity, anaemia,
digestive troubles, III.
Extraordinarily low winter te1npera-
lures are easily borne IL the air Is dry
and still. Nansen notes mot very
colo" at a temperature Of % degrees
when the air was STILL Another arctic
explorer at Q degrees says, 1T Is too
warm to skate III
Zero weather seems pleasantly re-
freshing IL clear and calm. But high
relative humidity and wind, even q
light breeze, give the same degree Of
cold penetrating feeling of chill
which may be undesirable. Thus the
damper air Of spring and summer usu-
ally seems much colder than the drier
air OF winter, although the tempera.
lures may be the same. When exposed
directly 70 the air, the skin burns and
blsstess, the lips swell and crack
Thirst has been much complained OF
By polar explorers and Is surely due to
the active evaporation from the warm
body into the dry, relatively cold air.
There is no doubt that polar air is
singulariy free from micro organisms,
a fact which is due chiefly to lack Of
communication with other parts Of the
world: hence diseases which are com.
mon In temperate zones, colds among
them, are rare.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
"a nanins.4

Mr.. spriggins is the most diplomatic
man i ever knew.
II have never noticed 1t"
Why, he can give an order for Il
meal and arrange II SO that the waiter
viii have to pronounce the French
name Of every dish on the bill of
fare. Chicago Record Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
WilIina q cennpronise.

During a match at st. Andrews,
Scotland, q rustic was struck in the
eye accidentally by a golf ball. Rum
ming mp to his assailant. he yelled,
eThis II cost ye f5 f5 4. But I called
out fore as loudly ais 1 could, ex-
planned the golfer. Did We, STRIP re-
piled the troubled one, much appeased.
sWeel, didna hear I'll take fower.''
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10

accustomed to it, would scratch the
sores until ablaad began to fow.s
This wopa6 stbp the ching for q few
days; bht scaRN places ypuld appear
againk and the Stehing would Aaccompany
theA. After suffered abod ten years
made q renewedb fort to effect d cure
The eruptioRs by ffis time aaappeared
Of every partI Of my lB5ddy except my
faoe and hands. \ The best DOCTOR in my
native county ad4ised me to Use arsenic
id small dSses asa q salve. ~ then used
I'd battle the sores in a mixture which
gawe almost tolerable pain. In addi-
tioA used other dies, such as iodine,
sull Aur, zinc SALIVA, IS Salve,
QintIhanssa and ID fact I was con-
tinually gipfhg some remedy q fair trial,
never using less than one or two boxes or
bottles. Ali this was fruitless. Finally
myhair began to fall out and was rapidly
becoming bald. used 3 ----,
but it did no good. A few months AFTER
having used almost everything else, I
thought would try Cuticura Ointment,
having previously used Cnticura Soap
and being pleased with it. After using
three boxes was completely cured
and my hair was restored, after fourteen
years Of suffering and an expenditure Of.
atleast S50to $50 in vainly endeavoring
to find g cure. shall be glad to write
to any one who may be Interested in
my cure. b. Hiram Mattingly, Yer
million, is. Oak, Aug. is, 1906. 4
Sold throughout the world Potter Drug q
4 Chem. Corp. Sole PIopas Bogton, Mass. q. 81
4 ss-Matled Free. Booklet ON the Skin and Blood.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10

All the worlds d stage, but the ma
jorfty Of Es slt III The gallery and
throw things at tie performers. -
scraps.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10
seal E:R|IjPT|0Ns
COVERED HIS BODY
ltched Constantly Scratched Until
Blood Flowed Suffered 10 Years
Doctors and Medicines We're
ErHitiess Tries cutieura and %
Completely Cured .s| q
BY THREE BOXES OF
CUTICURA DIN TMEN

# q q When I was about nine years old
email sores appeared on each Of my
lower limbs. / scratched them with o.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-10

10 ras B PIN an q
shortly afterwards
both Of those limbs
became 80 sore that
T could scarcely
walk. When / had
been suffering for
about g rnont h the
sores began to heal,
but small scaly.
,eruptio ils appeared
where the sores had
been. From that
time onward 7 was
troubled by such
severe itching that
until p became
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
TALK OF JAPANESE SURPRISE.
Widespread influence of orientals in
America a London Topic.

LONDON, June 1.-The European policy
In the far east and the friction between the
'hi'ed states and Japan is engaging the
attention OF the weekly reviews OF London
me spectator this week comments upon
the absence OF America and Germany
from the system of alliances now embrace
ing Great Britain, France. Russia and
Japan, and after dealing with the various
reasons that animate America and Ger
many In holding aloof, the paper saws one
object Of these alliances is to enable Eu-
rope, plus Japan, to press its advice on
China with irresistible weight
his, however, as a means OF preserving
peace IN the far east will not be possible
unless Europe Is united and the Spectator
therefore. urges that Germany should bs
courteously invited to enter the E,uronean
ring and that an inquiry should be sd-
dressed to Washington. asking whether
america intends to await events or toIrp
Europe and Japan in a scheme for secur-
ing IN the far east a long period OF oppor-
tunlty for peaceful and fruitful advance
Inc saturday Review, in an editorial
arucle dealing with the relations between
the United States and Japan, draws atten-
ton to the great sympathy OF Latin
America toward Japan as indicated by the
welcoming OF Japanese immigrants to
South America and the fostering of trade
and commerce with the island empire.
lhls review then dwells upon the as
sumed identical ethnic origin OF the lam
anese and the Indians of Latin America
ana says that perhaps among the sur
prises of the future will be the develop
ment of widespread Japanese influence
on the Latin American continent based on
unsupported ethnic grounds, which may
terribly upset that manifest destiny OF
supremacy over the American continent
claiming since the early days of the re-
public.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
KAISER CORDIAL TO BRIToNs.
Visiting Editors Attended Parade Of
the Garrison of Potsdam

foISpAM. June 1.-The spring parade OF
the garrison of Potsdam took place YES
'erday and was the usual brilliant spec-
tac!e. About 10000 cavalry. artillery and
infantry marched past. The reviewing
party. besides the imperial family in
cluded many foreign officers Among tho
others present We're the japanese dele
gates To the peace conference at The
Hague and forty visiting British iournal-
lists, who came to Potsdam in court eout-
pages as the emperor's guests
The cheers of the British journalists as
the emperor rode by sounded far over tho
hold. The Englishmen afterward break
TASTED in the orangery of the new palace
and the emperor. coming in later rhatted
with several of them, saying To all before
he left:
Il am pleased 70 meet YOU " clcons
10 my country and to my house
ne British replied with three cheers for
his majesty.
he emperor. in his conversation with the
editors, expressed his regret that so few
British statesmen visited GERMANY adding
that he had had the pleasure of entertain
ing only one in recent years-Mr Haldane.
the war secretary. He also alluded to his
acquaintance with the "yeoman farmers OF
Yorkshire, Lord Lonsdale and Sir John
Dunno.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
LIVED ON 'LASSES.
Negro Prisoners Used in Experiment
by Louisiana.

NEW ORLEANS, June 1.-Molasses. one
of Louisianas most noted staples. is being
eaten in almost unlimited quantities by a
dozen negroes confined in the local house
of detention for the purpose of making a
test of the value and wholesomeness of
molasses food for human beings. In the
molasses the negroes are consuming a small
proportion of suphus was used and it is to
prove or disprove that the use of sulphur
in the manufacture of molaSses is injurious
to consumers that the experiments are be-
ing made.
In the enforcement of the national pure
food law the United States government has
ruled that the use of sulphur for such DUR
poses is deleterious and shall be barred.
This ruling has hurt the molasses manu-
featuring industry in this state. and the
interests, headed by the Louisiana Sugar
Planters Association and the state board
of health, have taken exception to the rul-
ing and propose to prove that molasses
and sulphur are not injurious according to
ex-Chief Wieys declarations.
More negro prisoners volunteered their
services than We're required. Almost every
negro in the prison was eager to get the
job. for they are all devoted to the use of
molasses. and even the suggestion of having
all they could eat was bliss itself and when
the commission announced that it had de-
cided on twelve men, there was wailing
and grief among the less successful aspir-
ants.
Much to their keen disappointment the
chosen ones were not started at once on
their molasses eating campaign because
their physical system had to be tuned I'D
for pathological purposes. Instead they
were placed on an ordinary diet of vese-
table soup, chicken stew, rice. potatoes and
cabbage or other corresponding fare for
the first week to get them in normal condi-
ton preparatory to beginning the molasses-
eating experiment They were carefully
examined physically beforehand. and will
be kept under constant surveillance of the
attending physicians until the work is over
The tests are now on and will extend over
a period of five weeks.
One squad is being fed with prime Iouisi-
ana strip, another with open kettle centri-
fuSai molasses, while the other gets Y CUM
pan centrifugal molasses All the foods
represent Louisianas finest products Ac-
cording to the terms of enlistment the
molasses eaters must eat at least half a
gill at each meal or one and a half gills
day. The moasses is being served on
waffies. cakes, bread biscuits. crackers and
other food commonly eaten with molasses
smear of blood Will be taken from
the arm, or ear tips perhaps. of each pa
tent from time to time. in order that the
condition of each molasses eater may be
carefully noted. The blood samples will be
examined with microscopic vigilance and
every detail loked after under the watchfu
eye of a pathologst. The dat thus OBJ
tanned will be transmitted in a special re-
port to Secretary Wilson of the United
States Department of Agriculture.
Singularly enough, the commission re-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
"LANKY BOB" AROUSED.
Fitz Threatens to Punch o'Brien for
Claiming Him as Accomplish.

Special Dispatch TO The Star
NEW YORK, June bob Fitzsimmons
threatened to punch Jack OBrien on sight
Today he came over to New York from his
Jersey farm with chip on his shoulder He
had just read the statement made by
"Philadelphia' OBrien, in San Francisco,
setting forth that all O'Brien's fights had
been fakes, including his go with "I.anky
Bob in Philadelphia several years ago.
Without ceremony Fitzsimmons began
talking: 80 O'Brien says that the fight
in Philadelphia was fixed does he? Well il
was, so far as his having arranged with
the police to stop it, provided l didn't knock
him cold with a single punch. That's all
the fixing there was to that fight But you
Just put it into cold type that If O Brien
does not make retraction Of his state
ment that l was a party to any fake | will
make him eat his words the first time We
meet. / will punch his head if he accuses
me of being a faker.
You can also say that / will meet
O'Brien at any time and before any club,
and if l don't stop him inside of ten rounds
he can have the entire gate receipts. If l
knock him out l will give the entire re-
ceipts. minus training expenses. to charity.
You can say | am open to fight any
man in the world-middle, light heavy
weight or heavyweight. l don't bar john
son, either"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
100000 FOR JONES.
Wins Big Coal Land Suit From Gould
and Others.

NEW YORK, June 1.-George ]. Gould,
Joseph Ramsey, jr., and William E Guy
must pay John S. Jones of Philadelphia
$4,000 for acquiring coal lands for them
in 1902, according to verdict rendered in
the supreme court here today. The judg-
ment with interest since January l. 1903,
amounts to $o46,3O1. Mr.. Jones claimed
that he was requested by the defendants to
assist them in acquiring 10000 acres of coal
land IN Ohio, the agreement being that he
was to purchase the lands and that the
purchase money and reasonable commits
sion were to be furnished by the three de-
PENDANTS.
He alleged that, pursuant to this agree
ment, he bought the lands for 1910 600 and
he claimed $4,000 for hts commission and
expenses. When he had obtained the title
to the lands, Mr.. Gould and his associates
repudiated the contract and refused to
pay him. The defense was a general de-
NAL.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
Fifth Victim of Fire Dead.

LONG BRANCH. y. j.. June 1-Walter
A Schiller, secretary of the United Cigar
manufacturers Company, died today from
Injuries sustained in the fire which do
stroyed his home here last Thursday night.
Inc death of Mr.. Schiller makes the nth
as result of the fire. including his two
daughters, Ruth and Marion and two
servants Mrs. Schiller also was paInfuIIv
injured, but she is expected to recover.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
DREW A BLANK.
Not a Commitment to Jail From the
Police Court Yesterday.

Not a single prisoner was committed to
jail from the United States branch of the
Police Court yesterday. This breaks the
precedent of many years. Recently when
only one prisoner was sent to prison from
the United States branch it was regarded as
remarkable, and today's record Is believed
TO be unprecedented.
Deputy United States Marshal Cash had
no regrets. maintaining that the trip to Jail
In the torrents of rain with prisoners would
have been quite unpleasant.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
SUSPENSION OF BUSINESS.
Tribute to Memory of Jefferson Davis
Tomorrow

On account of the ceremonies at Rich
mond in honor of the memory of Jefferson
Davis order was issued here yesterday
for a tve-minute suspension of all bust
ness the Southern railway tomorrow
from . o'clock TO 2:05 O'Clock pm Not
only will all trains be stopped for that
time. but there will be a cessation of bust
ness in telegraph Offices, in the shops and
on the tracks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
Close Call for Russian Grand Duke.

OREL, Russia, June IA train from
sebastopol to this Cit, on which the Grand
Duke Constantine Constantineovics was a
passenger. had a narrow escape from being
wrecked today. Shortly before the time
Of its arrival discharged employee, out of
revenge, started locomotive at full speed
down the track. The grand dukes train for
tunately was late and the runaway engine
was captured before collision occurred.
The culprit was arrested.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-06-02
More Tobacco Bed outrages.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, June Tobacco
bed outrages continue throughout the dark
tobacco section. Last night near Benefits
town. KY, the beds of ]. A. Miles were
visited and the plants stolen. Miles is a
member of the Dark Tobacco Planters As
sociatio