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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
TIE zoo BY NIGHT.
Cleaning Eyes In the D.aohness Give
Flavor Of the SJiids.

FLAVOR or the WIGS.
The average groTnUp who visits the
goo thinks it rather q dull sort Of
show, for the fact that the animals are
captive robs them of ali The romance
that would attach to them in their ma
live forests.
But let the blase s.ghtseer obtain
permission to visit the zoo at mid
night, and his impressions will be very
different. Darkness hides the bars and
the boards, and the eyes Of some
wakeful creature CLEAN maliciously
you. For the moment you imagine
that you are in the wilds, on equal
terms with the creatures around.
Poised on the swings and platforms
at the top of their cages sleep the
monkeys, instinct surviving their loss
of freedom, for in the forests they
mad to sleep thus to avoid the beasts
of prey.
Here rests HOness, prone upon her
back, her legs rigid in the air and her
paws hanging Imply down. There re-
clines her lord, asleep upon his side,
his paws turned in and his general
pose not unlike that of dog.
The more cunning and more coward
ly of the animals do not seem to sleep
at all. for as soon as they hear our ap
preaching footsteps they give us their
greeting with snarls and malevOlent
glowerings and watch us suspiciOuSty
till we depart.-PearsOn's.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
The Uniucky Number.

The Judge, who is also 9 philan.
thropist in small but prsctical
way, was visiting the cells in q pris'
On, talking sympathetically with the
prisoners, some of whom he had
sentenced. His efforts were general.
" well received, but one man was
quite unmoved by his friendliness
He returned curt replies and reso'
lutely refused to expand.
'I'm no criminal" he said at last
"T'm only victim"
GA victim of what?" the judge
inquired, with friendly interest.
"a victim of the number -
that's what [ am"
"a victim of the number 1872"
'Yes-a judge and twelve jury
men,"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
Directions To Prepare Simple
Home Mixture.
Tells You How to Overcome
rheumatism With Simple
Recipe.

A we'll know authority on Rheu
pnatism gives the readers of large
New York daily paper the following
valuable, yet simple and harmless
prescription. which any one can
easily prepare at home:
Fluid Extract DandeliOn, one-hali
ounce; Compound Kargon, one
ounce; Compound Syrup Sarsapa
rilla, three ounces.
MIX by shaking well in a bottle
and take teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
He states, that the ingredients car
be obtained from any good prescrip
tion pharmacy at small cost, and be-
ing of vegetable extraction. are
harmless to take.
This pleasant mixture. if taker
regularly for few days, is said tc
overcome almost any case of Rheu-
matlsm. The pain and swelling, L
any, dimiuishes with each dose, un
til permanent results are obtained
and without iniuring the stomach
While there are many so-callec
rheumatism remedies, patent medi-
cines, ETC., some of which do give
relief. few really give permanent re
suits, and the above will, no doubt
be greatly appreciated by many
sufferers here DIT this time.
Inquicy at the drug stores of this
neighborhood ELECTS the information
that these drugs are harmless arc
can be bought separately, or the
druggists here will mix the prescrip
ton for our readers if asked to.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
WHAT HE WOULD DO.
Colonel Hayes Had an Answer Ready
For General Scott.

OF Colonel John c. Hayes, who
served with distinction under General
Winfield Scott in tine Mexican war, an
amusing story is told hy T. p. Parish
in his Gold Hunters of California"
Hayes. with his command, had been
out scouting. On his return he made
no report to General Scott, who sent
sor him. General Scott was verlta.
BILE martinez in enforcing military dis
eipllne. After Hayes was seated in the
commanders headquarters Scott said.
Colonel Hayes, have received no re-
port of your expedition against the
padre'' II did not think it worth
WHILE" said Hayes. Every officer Of
the army is required to make a full re-
port Of everything to his superior Off
Ger. Please make your report verbal"
~"
Hayes began by saying that he struck
the PADRES trail OH certain day, fol-
lowed it for two days, and on the third
day, while his command was resting ut
noon and taking their siesta, the old
padre came down ON them. The boys"
gathered themselves together and whip
ped the Mexicans off, killing quite
number Of the PADRES command. His
own loss was insignificant--one killed
and three wounded. Surprised you.
eh p queried Scott. Eyes; we were not
expecting him." where were your
pickets?' Did not have any"
''What.' shouted General Scott. "a
colonel in the regular army of the
United States 60 into camp In the
heart of the enemy's country and new
err place a picket on guard? What
would you do if surprised when
asleep?" ''Shoot the first man that
walked me up!'' was the cool reply.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
Fake Antiques.

People are buying English an
tiques from taste or as investments,
and as they do not part with them
the supply is becoming shorter and
shorter. A result is that the coun-
try is full of mutations. The can
tiques" to be found in country shops
are frequently bogus. We are flood
ed with copies of antique furniture
and engravings. There are shop
auctions II London Of whole stocks
Of bogus engrav!ngs. silver boxes
Battcrsea c~a,"cls. miniatures and
Che like o2tlol, s, octator.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
A Million Between Them.

eyes," said Lassitudinous Luke
rs he traded his battered tomato
can for nice fresh one from the
dump, "dey wuz once when me an
a New York copper had million
dollars between us"
"What?" yelled Prayed Francis.
'Fact," said Lassitudinous Luke
as he fastened the string securely to
his new carryau. 'Y' see, I wuz
In de alley on one side Nv a savings
bank, an he wuz lookin' fer me in
de alley beyont. Judge.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
TaIkinq to the Wrong Man.

While Judge Dooly was holding
court in Washington county, Ca, a
certain General Hanson who was
famed as a blowhard came in and
sat down at the side of the judge
and began to tell him about the
vast amounts of property he owned.
"Stop just moment, genera, "
said Judge Dooly. "Mr. Sheriff,
call in Jones. the receiver of tax
7eturns."
In a few moments that worthy
appeared.
'Mr. Receiver" said the judge,
"come up here and make an inven-
tory of General Hanson's property.
He has mistaken me for you"
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26

When the Stomach, Heart, or
Kidney nerves get weak, then these
organs always fail. Don't drug the
Stomach, nor stimulate the Heart
or Kidneys. That is simply a
makeshift Get prescription
known to druggists everywhere as
DR.. Shops Restorative. The Re-
storative is prepared expressly for
these weak inside nerves. Stregth-
en- these nerves, build them up with
Dr. Shops Observation-Disclosures or
liquid-and see how quickly help
will come. Free sample test sent
on request bv DR.. Shoop, Racine,
Wis. Your health is surely worth
this simple test. All dealers.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26

Wanted: by Chicago wholesale
and mali order house, assistant
manager imam or woman) for this
county n d adjoining territory.
Salary 800 and expenses paid week
ly; expense money advanced, Work
pleasant; position permanent. No
investment or experience required.
Spare time valuable. Write at once
for full particulars and enclose self
addressed envelope. SUPERIN-
TENDENT, 1872 Lake ST. Chicago,
Ill.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
HOW TO TRAP WILD ANIMALS

40 page trap book illustrated,
picture of 46 wild animals in natur-
al colors, FUR ANIMAL CALEN-
OAR, gun and trap catalog, also
prices of hides and furs. All sent
postpaid for 10c stamps or silver
FREE to those who ship to, or buy
of US. Address Fur Dept, N. w.
Fl ide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis, MINI.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26
Ills Mistake.

Gallyer = What mistakes men do
make! l was just reading that Column
bus thought he had discovered the In
dies. Aspley-There are worse mis-
takes than that. When I married first
1 thought had discovered paradise!
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26

There are SO many kinds of mistakes
that man can go through life with
out repeating one and yet never do
right-St Louis Globe-Democrat
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26

Just little cascasweet is all that
is necessary to give your baby when
it is cross and peevish. oascas wee
contains no opiates nor harmful
drugs and is highiv recommended by
mothers everywhere. Conforms to
the National Pure Food Law. Sold
by Sweets Drug Store.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26

Dyspepsia is out natural ailment
Burdock Blood Bitters is the nation
al cure for it. It strengthens stom-
ach membranes, promotes flow of
digestive juices, purifes the blood,
builds you up.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-12-26

ANY skin itching is a mper-test-
er, The more scratch the worse it
itches Doan's Ointment cures piles,
eczema-anv skin itching. At all
drug stores.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
BASEBALL SHIN GUARDS

The baseball fan should not be sur
prised to see every baseball catcher
wearing shin-guards in the near flu
ture, as Barney Dreyfus has ruled
against Fred Clark of the Pittsburg
club, who filed protest against Bres-
lahan of the New York Giants wear
ing shin protectors. Jack Bliss OF the
Oakland club was the first player on
this coast to array himself in football
armOr and ii will enable a backstop
to cover the plate without fear of be-
ing spiked, it is readily seen what an
it really is. When President
Barney Dreyful was acquainted with
PulIiam's decision he said:
II rather expected such a verdict,
but ! won't tell why just now. Some
people appear to have lost sight of the
fact that the protest was not made so
much against the shin protectors, buC
against the use to which they were put
since Mr.. Pulliam holds that they are
legal, we are not going to lose any
time in providing our catchers with
Them, and other clubs will do likewise,
but, mark my works, the practice is
going to cause trouble"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
NJ GINNITY'S RISE BALL

Pitcher Joe McGinnity of the New
York Giants, the famous iron man, is
out with a discourse on pitching. He
says:
MY rise ball, which ! have used sc
successfully and which | also found a
puzzling ball for the opponents of the
BaltimOres and Brooklyhs during my
long association with those clubs.
first got the hang Of from Billy Rhines,
the famous pitcher Of the Cincinnati
Club.
Il was much taken with the deliv-
cry and thought it could be developed
into more effectiveness by using a
change Of pace and adding to it a
curve. Every winter when | went to
my home in Indian Territory | prac-
ticed the delivery assiduously, but
found it very difficult ball to control.
| kept at it, however, and gradually
gained control OF the delivery, but it
took me five years Of almost constant
practice to get it down fine enough to
make the success Of it the public is
pleased to give ME credit for now.
The rise ball cannot be used eX-
clusiyely to be effective. With that
alone opposing batters would soon get
the hang of it and hit it mile
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15

Under and by virtue of certain
Alias Execution, issued out of the
First Circuit Court Of the First Cir
cult, Territory of Hawaii, on the 31st
! day of May, A. d. 1907, in the mat
ter Of II. Hackfeld & Company, Linz
tied, an Hawaiian Corporation, Plain
tiff, VS.. Burrell Construction Com
pany, California Corporation, De-
PENDANT | did on the 31st day of
May, A. D. 1907, make demand for
the payment Of the sum therein nam
cd from Burrell Construction Com
pany, California Corporation,
through Henry H. Burrell, it's Attor-
ney in Fact and General Superintend-
ent, and the same being refused, did
thereupon levy upon, and shall offer
for sale and sell at public auction, to
the highest bidder, at the Auction
Rooms of Mr.. j. F. Morgan, No. SAT
| Kaahumanu Street, in said Honolulu,
! Oahu, at - o'clock noon of TUES
DAY, the End day of July, A. d. 1907,
all llt llSlI, llllS anu lHlGlC5I VI
the said Burrel Construction Com
pany, a California Corporation, IL,
! PENDANT, in and to so much of the
property hereinafter described as may
| be necessary to satisfy the said lit
lof Alias Execution, unless the sum of
One Hundred Fifty-four- and 30-100
T., ($154.30) Dollars, that being the
amount for which said alias eXecu-
ton issued, together with interest,
costs and my fees and expenses are
previously paid:
PROPERTY TO BE SOLD.
Iron Concrete Block Machines,
including face plates, G inch
and 10 inch plates.
1 Gale Automobile, Runabout.
Dated June |, 1907.
WIN. HENRY,
High Sheriff, Territory of Hawaii
370S-June 1, 16; July 1.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
q aOM 49, .
5 !, til. Field Of Sport Z

Constance S. Titus for the Diamond
Souls on the ground that mis- expenses
are 10 be paid by contributions, a great
injustice will be done TO the American
champion. Although entered formally
by the Nonpariel Rowing Club OF Har-
lem, Titus was to pay his own expenses
TO England and not penny of it was
to come from other individuals or or
gani2atiOn.
9: :? =.
New York, May 2S.-Pressure is be-
ing brought to bear by lawn-tennis
circles upon w. j. Clothier, the present
rational champion to induce him to
become member of the team soon TO
be sent by the United States to Eng
land to try to regain the Davis cup.
Those who are directing the American
team realize that the prospect Of re-
turning the cup to this country this
year is promising, but that the certain
American competitors number but two,
Beals c. Wright and Karl II. Behr. 1t
is believed that were CIothier to lead
the team it would materially strength
on II
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
RING SIDE

Coffroth has new idea in connec-
ton with advertising the Squires-
Burns go He is going to have moving
pictures taken Of the Australian and
Britt in action ard these pictures will
be thrown on the canvas at the prom
inent corners of the interior cities. COT"
1roth thinks that this will prove a WIN
her, owing to the novelty OF it.
* s: ::
Jack Palmer, the English heavy
weight, has grown tired of this coun-
try. He is going back home, and will
sail for the other side on the steam
ship Campania on jane l. Palmer say )
he can make more mOuey by fighting
in England than lie can in this coun-
try, and has ALREADY been offered q
fight with Sam LanG"ord, which he
mas accepted
q e -
Tommy Ryan, the middleweight
champion, who has practically retired
from the ring, is now conducting a
boxing club at Benton Harbor. Mich.
Ryan has matched two local boys to
meet in ten-round bout this week,
and intends to put on the best fighters
in the business at the shows which he
will bring off in the near future. Ryan
will referee all the battles, and says Ia
will not stand for any taking.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE OF
MORTGAGE.

In accordance with the provisions
Of certain mortgage made by J. A.
Akina, mortgagor, of Waimea, Ka-
uai Territory of Hawaii, to Kipa-
hulu Sugar Company, Il corporation
rganized and existing under and by
virtue of the laws of said Territory,
mortgage. dated the oath day of De-
cember, A. d. 1898, and recorded in
the Office OF the Registrar of Con-
lveyances in Liber 1877. Fols. 194-196.
Notice is hereby given that the said
mortgage intends to foreclose the
same for conditions broken, to wit:
Inon-payment of principal and inter-
est
Notice is likewise given that after
the expiration of three consecutive
weeks from the date of publication
of this notice the said mortgage
named in said mortgage intends to
and will foreclose the same and will!
advertise and offer for sale tho prop
erty covered and conveyed therein
and will sell the same at public AUG
ton at the auction rooms of James
t. Morgan, in Honolulu, Territory of
Hawaii, on Monday, July 1st A. d..
1907, at IL o'clock noon. The fol-
lowing is description of said prop
erty:
AL the right, title and interest Of
the mortgagor, being one undivided
&c interest in those pieces or par
cells of land situate at Kipahulu, ISL
and of Maui, described in Royal Pat
cnt 1927, l.. c. A. 5406 to Hiku and
containing an area of 1877 acres,
also an undivided half of Royal Pat
ent Grant 2209 to Kalaeloa and Hiku
containing an area of S.S7 acres.
Further particulars may be had Of
Henry E. Cooper, attorney for Kipa-
-hulu Sugar Company, mortgage, at
his Office in the Judd Building, Ho-
nolulu, T. III.
Dated, Honolulu, 7. H, June 5,
a. d. 1907.
KIPAHULU SUGAR COMPANY.
By F. KLAMP,
Secretary.
June S, Is, 90, 20.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
Legal Notices.
NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE OF
MORTGAGE.

In accordance with the provisions
of a certain mortgage made by Moses
Ulunahele, mortgagor, of Honolulu,
County of Oahu, Territory of Hawaii,
to Kipahulu Sugar Company, a cor
pOration organized and existing I'M
der and by virtue of the laws of said
Territory, mortgage, dated 9Th day
+ of May, A. d. 1891, and recorded in
the Office of the Registrar of Convey
ances in Lib. 1871, Folios 144-145.
Notice is hereby given that said
mortgage intends to foreclose the
same for conditions broken, to wit:
non-payment of principal and inter
est
Notice is likewise given that after
the expiration of three consecutive
weeks from the date of publication
Of this notice said mortgage named
in said mortgage intends to and will
foreclose the same and will advertise
and offer for sale the property COW
cred and conveyed therein and will
sell the same at public auction at the
auction rooms of James f. Morgan in
Honolulu, Territory of Hawaii, on
Monday, July LIST, A. d. 1907, at 70
o'clock noon. The following is a de-
scription of said property:
All Of those pieces or parcels Of
lie nd gi 10 in, +,.tu Of II
hulu, Island of Maui, Hawaiian ISL
ands. First, that certain tract of
land containing about 7.75 acres de-
scribed in Royal Patent No. 1921 L.
c. A. 466S B. Second, that certain
tract of land containing about 25
acres described in lease to O. Unna
dated June LIST, 1887, and recorded
N Liber 1913, Fol. 341.
'Ka Alma hui me Thu (k) ma XII
koo Kipahulu hoike ia ma ka Pala-
pala Sila Nui helu 1929"
Third, that certain tract of land
containing about five acres, describ
ed as follows:
"A me elua Apana hoike ia ma
ka Palapala Sila Nui Helu 1926 ma
ka inoa Palele (k) no Kipahulu
make, a aka nui ma eka he elima
Apana l ma Alaenui Apana Kappa
ehiliu "
Further particulars may be had of
Henry e. Cooper, attorney for Kipa-
hulu Sugar Company, mortgage, at
his office in the Judd Building, Ho-
nolulu, 7. H.
Dated, Honolulu, r. H., June 3,
A. d. 1907.
KIPAHULU SUGAR COMPANY.
By f. KLAMP,
Secretary.
June s, Is, %, 80.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
:: 3. q;
LATEST BALL Story

Cleveland was playing Chicago's
White SoX, and up in the SOC seats
were two colored sports, leaders Of q
certain section of Dearborn street So
ciety roofing for Comiskey's crowd
and who had implicit confidence in
handsome Nick Altrock, writes Hugh
Fullerton OF Chicago.
From their yells of anticipation
their loud applause Of every one OF the
SoX, and their belttlng references to
Cleveland, IT. was plain that each OF
them had bet down for the SoX to
win, and that they had come to see it,
Nick gwine to pitch, yelled one.
He won't do thing to them Cleve-
lands
Then both laughed until they rolled
around in their seats, and rooted hard
er than ever.
Bay came to the bat.
Sho,' said one in disgust Dat
little man amt agwine do nothin', he
too small
Just then Bay cracked out sin
gle"
Dat bling, dat bling, yelled one,
lie dCne II by accident. NICK ain
gwine let no mo- oh them do it.
Crack went the bat again and jack
son raped out double.
Deep silence fell upon the pair.
Crack-and Flick cracked out a triple.
Not word FROM either of the col
ored rooters.
WHO dat a-comin ter bat?' asked
one, as a big athlete STROBE forward
from the visitors bench.
Dat Lajoie, Niger, dat Lajoie,
moaned his friend Turn yoh back,
Niger, turn you back
Both solemnly turned until their
backs were towards the plate and then
one, raising his eyes, mournfully said:
White man, tell me when he hits
if ,"
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
Legal Notices.
NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE OF
MORTGAGE

In accordance with the provisions
CT certain mortgage made by b. K.
Kaiwiaea and Lahele, his Wife, mort
aagors, Of Hana, County of Maui, and
Territory Of Hawaii, to Kipahulu SUI
gar Company, a corporation organic
ed and existing under and by virtue
of the laws of the Territory of Ha-
waii, mortgage, dated the 18th day
of February, A. d. 1899, and record
ed in the Office of the Registrar Of
| Conyeyances in Lib. 1877, Folios 49,
440. Notice is hereby given that the
said mortgage intends to foreclose
the same for conditions broken, to
Wit. non payment of principal and
interest.
Notice is likewise given that after
the expiration of three consecutive
weeks from the date of publication
of this notice the said mortgage
named in said mortgage intends to
and will foreclose the same and will
advertise and offer for sale the prop
erty covered and conveyed therein
and will sell the same at public auc-
ton at the auction rooms of James
II Morgan in Honolulu, T. H.. on
Monday, July 1st, A. d. 1907, at II
o'clock noon The following is a de-
scription of said property:
All that piece or parcel of land de-
scribed in l.. C. A. 1879 b. to Ka-
uhoalalua situate at Alae-Paehala,
Kipahulu, District of Hama, Island
of Maui ana consisting of II IL
acres and also all improvements and
arpurtenances to said premises.
Further particulars may be had of
Henry e. Cooper, attorney for Kipa-
nulu Sugar Company mortgage, at
his Office in the Judd Building, Hoo
nClulu, r. II.
Dated, Honolulu, r. H., June 3,
A. u. 1907.
KIPAIIULU SUGAR COMPANY.
By L. KLAMP,
Secretary.
June s, Is, 90, 30.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
New Benefit
May Be Added

WHEREAS Many Of the members of The Mutual Burial
Association limited financial
Fifty Dollars by family following death be
great blessing
THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED by the Board Of Control of The
Harrison Mutual Burial Associations That all
Of the Association who opportunity such fund
for such benefit III the following manner
By of the Of th Association stand
ing wo-trds declaring for it. Thhe Article be %
Bylaws.
ARTICLE We Control of The Harrison Mutual
Burial Association may before Dec 18th 1907 order
of $100 each member of thu Association be delinquent
Jan 18TH 1908 The proceeds of such to be used fol-
lows The family the deceased member who pays such
will $4,000 less 20 which 20 be by The
the making and collecting said together with his labor
necon with the matter And whenever the the fund
less than $4,000 the Boar Control shall
to eplenah it, The failure member pay his her
within thirty thereafter levied f0ets al rights
the benefit but rights may be renewed any time by the delinquent if
good health hY paving mp AN with the penalties which
penalties ten cents each m each months delinquency
The relief benefit be- paid AN ch members entitled il
and after Jan ISL zoos