The Republican journal., 1907-07-11
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Williams Kidney Pills.
Have you neglected your kidneys? Have
you OverWOrked your nervous system and
caused trouble with your kidneys and biad-
oer1 have you pains in lOins, side, back,
gaoins ana bladder? Have you flabby APP
eyes? Too frequent desire to pass urine !?
II so, Williams Kidney Pills will cure YOU.
Sample free. BY mail, SOC. Williams
Mfg Co., Props, Cleveland, O.
"How did the bookkeeper manage to
break into the safe?"
"He was used to making entries. "-Har-
ward Lampoon.
When there is the slightest indication of
indigestion, heart burn, flatulence or any
form Of stomach trouble take little Kodol
occasionally and you will be afforded prompt
reilet. kodal is compound of vegetable
acids and contains the juices found in a
healthy stomach. KOdOl digests what you
eat, makes your food do you good. Sold by
r. II. Moody.
Doctor. Now, don't worry, whatever you
do. man with heart disease can't afford
to worry. Avoid all company of any kind,
drink nothing whatsoever, and on no ac-
count touch meat and vegetables. BY the
bye, l won't be able to cali again till We'd
nesday, as l have to attend the funeral of
three patients.
Long Live the King!
is the popular cry throughout European
present day is "Long live DR.. Kings New
Discovery, King of Throat and Lung Rem
edies!' OF which Mrs. Julia Ryder Paine,
Truro, Mass says: SIT never fails to give
immediate relief and to quickly cure a
cough or cold.''' Mrs. Paine's opinion is
shared by majority of the inha bitants of
this country. New Discovery cures weak
lungs and sore threats after all other reme-
dies have failed; and for coughs and colds
it's the only sure cure. Guaranteed by r.
IL. Moody, druggist. soc. and S1.00. Trial
bottle free
A little city boy out in the suburbs for
the first time remarked as he looked out of
the window in the morning and saw num-
berless dandelions on the lawn:
"Oh, mamma, inst look-the grass is all
covered with freckles New York Press
The Charming Woman
is not necessarily one of perfect form and
features Many plain woman who could
never serve as an artists model, possesses
those rare qualities that all the world adj
mlreS: neatneSs, clear eyes, clean smooth
skin and that sprightliness of step and
action that accompany good health.
tive, not even to herself. Electric Bitters
restores weak women, give strong nerves,
bright eyes, smooth, velvety skin, beautiful
complexion. Guaranteed at 4. Ii. Moody's,
druggist. SOC.
Jack the Giant Killer had just donned his
invisible coat.
(Which reminds me-" remarked his wife,
II haven't anything to be seen in, either"
Herewith he realized that even magic
IIFsaL tn,
A Wonderful Happening.
Port Byron, n. Y, has witnessed one of
the most remarkable cases OF heating ever
recorded. Amos F. King of that place says:
"Buck lens Arnica Salve cured d sore Oh my
leg with which had suffered over so years
am now eighty five" Guaranteed to cure
all sores, by r. Il. Moody, druggist 25e
Francis Bird once found Dr. Howe with
his feet swathed in fanuels and extended
upon ii chair, aud he said "What is the
matter, Howe?" "Gout." 'Gout? What
caused it?" "Whisky." 81 thought you
never drank Intoxicating liquors?" 81
don't But my ancestors did; and have to
foot the BILL
A Memorable Day.
One OF the days we remember with pleas
ure, as well AS with profit to our health, is
the one on which we became acquainted
with DR.. Kings New Life Pills, the painless
purifiers that cure headache and bilious
ness, and keep the bowels right 25c. at R.
ii. Moody's drug store.
Neighbor. No one ever hears you and
yonr husband exchanging words. DO you
get along so excelently together?
Wife. Not at all; but we discovered that
the maid listened at the door Now we
quarrel only on sunday afternoons be-
tween and when she is out of the house.
-flelgende Biaetter.
Bad sick headaches, biliousness or con-
stipatiOn are quickly relieved by DeWitt's
Little Early Risers. Small pill, sure pill,
safe pill-prompt and pleasant in action.
Sold by Il, Il. Moody.
Captain. All is lost We can't save the
Ship
Moses. Did you hear that, IkeyP The
ship is going downi
lkey. What's that to US? We don't own
it, nor did we insure it. Let her sink.
A cleansing, clean, cooling, soothing,
healing household remedy is DeWitt's Car.
bolized Witch Hazel Salve. For burns, cuts,
scratches, bruises, insect bites, and sore feet
it is unequaled. Good for piles. Beware of
limitations. Get DeWitt's. 1t is the best.
Sold by R. II. Moody.
Employer. The increase in the cost of
meat makes lot of difference in my living
expenses Don't you find it so?
Clerk-No, sir, my salary is so small that
I've bought no meat for several years.
You're fortunate! You won't mind it,
then, if on account of the high price of meat
reduce your salary little?
Thousands of people are daily suffering
with kidney and bladder tr oubes-danger-
Gus ailments that should be checked prompt
ly. De Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills are
the best remedy for backache, weak kid
neys, Inflammation of the bladder Their
action is prompt and sure weeks treat
ment for 25c. Sold by r. Fl. Moody.
Officer (Society for Preventing Cruelty to
Children) am hunting for family who,
am told, are compelling 3-year-oid child
to learn the Russian language.
Resident (Slum COURT l knOw'em. They
live in room So.
Officer (wrathfullyD The brutes! What
is their name?
Resident. Knoskiwoskivitiz. They are
Russians.
Officer. Oh! Um-er-very fine weather
we're having.-New York Weekly.
Nearly all cld-fashioned Cough Syrups
are constipating, especially those that con-
tain opiates They don't act just right.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup contains
no opiates. 1t drives the cold out of the sys-
TEN by gently moving the bowels. Contains
Honey and Tar and tastes nearly as good as
maple syrup. Children like it. Sold by R.
FL. Moody.
"Wel]" remarked the ohservant vounp