The Crittenden record. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1904-1907, 1907-01-25

the contractors GREW OH anu Woulu hot
make any bids at all.
Senator Carmack, Of Tennessee, is
after the manner of the late Senator
ingalls,, Of Kansas, rhetorically. He
bites off his sentences in his Orat0rical !
flights and hurls them with considerable
force. A few days ago the Browns
vile affair was up before the Senate
for consideration and in the midst of
speech he referred TO Fire Alarm |
Foraker" Of Ohio, and delivered him
self thus:
IL can remember with what frantic
energy he used TO wave the bloody
shirt a red shirt with the crimson cur
rent Of his own rhetoric, ! remember
how he used to go raging over the land
bifurcated, peripatetic volcano in
perennial eruption, belching fire and
smoke and melted lava from his agon-
lied and tumultous bowels. can
remember how in his speeches he spat-
tered the gall Of his bitterness on the
South until came to think that the
Senator wished all the white people Of
the South-men, women, children and
babes at the breast but a single
neck, that he might severit at blow"
A little niger sat on door step and
howled. His wailings were long and
loud. A man passed and stopped. He
noticed the similarity Of this kid and
the Katzenjammer outfit and when the
hubbub had somewhat subsidized he in
CURED, "Say kid. what is the mat
teri" After calm had been restored
the little pickaninny replied "oh
Mr.. Cook, she put the power to me.
Harry Allis, the ever rotund ahc
ready knight Of the road, blew intC
Marion one night this week for the
purpose Of calling up some Of his con
stituency located at Tolu and trans
= acting hardware business by wire
After staying with Quint Copyert
table until all the Others had hed h
= finally rolled into the hotel Office am
said. IL heard the otner day Of n
- optimist who certainly filed the bil
a for a definition Of the word. Il wa
an old woman who had been in tn
: poor house forty years. She said sh
was so thankful. and when asked wha
I she was thankful for she said she wa
so thankful that she had two teet
Il left and that they were directly OF
4 posite.
J A dry looking individual paced bae
1 and forth before the law office
' Moore a Moore and the insuranc
L Office Of Bourland & Haynes one da
4 last week. His gaze into the w
Offices was eager and was supplement
4 ed By look Of expectancy. A lad
J was seated in the office Of Moore
4 Moore. so he knew that would not {
, at all at all. Joe Bourland had bee
standing in the middle Of his oth'
, watching the dry individual and rs
II opened the door preparatory 20 makir
4 an inquiry about Old Hickory j
j drawlcd out in his inimitable styl
4 Got amy l.a-u.n-d.r-yl'
i, 3!
y n Colonel Double Column Rober
4 will only come back and try and IL
down the John z. Reed Mining Dey'
II opcmcnt Exploitation and Building
+, iSxN Company all will be forgive
y He can have a job on this sheet at
4 handsome salary from editor in chi
up to the position held BY Hon. h
4 Wright. and We feel certain this han
some salary will be doubled Il he "
4 only rcsurrcct the ehildren's eolur
among the columns Of our mos, dist
guishc,i and esteemed conicmpora'
. The Crittenden Press
-
a prominent merchant Of this io'
tells this: one day not many mont
ago he went to Crooked Creek for
day Of fishing sport lie was well pl
yided with all those things that ma
fishing popular. After long walt
was rewarded BY nibble and ther
bt. With dcNterous JERK and
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