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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-07
CORTELYOU
ROOSEVEITS FOE
aREAOrIoNARYs RRPUBLlOANB oAY
HID WILL BH WITH THEM
Boom For Taft CheskeA-Pnfy Wu
Await Result In Oh1o-A 01ont
Fractional Solft II n PxeU-
DoOts
washin gton. Special

L Y
washin gton. Special
That one Of tho Pr. sident's tsuBtsA
Cabinet officers Will DO found with
the 'reactionary' Republicans when
the pinch comes, II an assertion that
Is being eagerly circulated ON the I'M
side OF the Republican Organization
| particularly among the Fairbanks ana
Foraker people. George Bruce Cort-
elyou. Secretary OF the Treasury. 10
the man named.
The Republican conservatives say
| among themselves that thsy now have
agement IN their effort TO bring the par
| ty book to It's moorin9 Of the old McKin-
| icy-Hanna days. Cortelyou 10 q prod
uct of those old days. and he was
schooled in politics and public nfe By
the big men Of the old crowd II -
noticeable that he has not yet shown
himself In the Taft ranks.
Mr. Cortelyou's first work n wash
ington was as private SECRETARY for
Estes @. Rathbone OF Cuban postal
service fame, who was then seTving
| as Fourth Assistant Postmaster oem-
place created for political purposess
and Rathbone was put into Il ~ ths
Presidents personal political 0ouSens
ant to organize fourth-class Po0tmas-
ters Eathbone was then po9em09S9G
in the Ohio lodge Of politics. ana Corts
elyou's initiation was through
Cortelyou's Old and New Friends.
Subsequently $Sortelyou became priv
ate secretary Of Prsstdent Mckinley.
and in that capacity the fsvortts and
confident OF such men as Hanna. Henry
c. Payne. Cornelius N. Bliss, and Fair
banks. They had decided on Cortel-
you's promotion to Cabinet rank wheu
Mckinley was shot, and President
Roosevelts appointment of him AZ
First Secretary OF the Ccmmercs ana
Labor Department was In oonnoct3on
with his promise to carry out the policy
of his predecessor.
Since that time Cortelyou has been
pushed forward as rapidly and eagerly
by President Roosevelt as the oppor-
tunity offered. He has been made In
turn Chairman of the Republican
National Committee. Postmaster Gen.
| eral, and Secretary of the Treasury.
From the latter place he can stsp out,
as his predecessors have DONE Into q
big post In the business world.
In the pending struggle between
Roosevelt Republicanism and tho con-
sentative wing, between Taft and b
| "reactionary' candidate, Cortelyou II
confronted with the necessity Of choos-
| ing between old and loved asscoia-
lions and the claims OF gratitude Thus
| far he has been silent. as he usually ii.
But the conservatives are quietly pAss-
| ing around the word that he will he
] found with them at the last.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-07

prised.' she says. to see me, a per
fect lady and the boss of the so-called
Four Hundred doing my own wash
ing, but If you don't like 1t, please
tell me where 1 can get a servant.
have tried she says, and Reginaldo
has tried she says, and we have
brought them home from the intelli-
gence offices by thousands, and they
give one look at the six weeks soiled
linen piled up here she says. and
then GO And you, Mrs. Smithers,
knowing your own sweet temper, can
understand why a woman with the
temper of Mrs Vandergould should
be doing her own washing, when SER
wants are what they are"
They are ungrateful things" said
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-07
The Book Agent Tells of
His Adventures in Society.
How He Saved the Vandergould's Party and Did the
Trick When Billy Bradleaf of the 400
Had the Measles.

but since you say the party won't
be a success unless I come, why, come
I will" and I did.
The book agent seated himself on
one of the yellow wooden chairs and
laid the oilcloth covered parcel that
he had carried under his arm upon his
knee.
You see, Mrs Smithers," he said,
Mr.. vandergould knew was a man
of cudture. although I did wear the
blue overalls Of a plumber. just as I
can see that under that blue calico
wrapper-which Is very becoming to
woman Of your complexion-is a
woman of culture. And this he
said, tapping the parcel on his knee,
as why he knew me to be a man Of
culture. My grandmother was Van
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-07
Grandfather's Cure for
Constipation

~ REAT medlcine.-the sawbuck.
II N Two hours day saving wood
W.T. will keep anyone's Bowels
MI regular.
No need of pills. Cathartics. Castor Oh.
NOR "Physio," if you'll only work tho Saw
buck regularly.
Exercise is Natures Cure for Constipa-
ton and,-a Ten-Mile walk will do. If you
haven't got wood-pile.
But. If you will take your Exercise in an
Easy Chair. there's only ono way to do that.
because,-there's only one kind Of Artificial
Exercise for the Bowels and Its name Is
"CASCARETS."
Cascarets are the only means to exercise
the Bowel Muscles without work.
They don't Purge. Cripe. nor upset
your Stomach" because they don't act like
"Physics."
They don't flush out your Bowels and
IHlCStlHCS Will q SOSbIy WeS10 VI Di6SShEo
Juice, as Salts. Castor OIL. Calomel. Jalap,
or Aperient Waters always do.
No-Cascarets strengthen and stimulate
the Bowel Muscles, that line the Food
passages and that tighten up when food
touches them, thus driving the food to Its
finish.
A Cascaret acts on your Bowel Muscles
as If you had Just sawed cord Of wood. or
walked ten miles.
Cascarets move the Food Naturally.
digesting it without waste Of tomorow's
Gastric Juice.
The thin. flat. Ten-Cent Box is made
to fit your Vest pocket, or MY Lady's"
Purse. Druggists-lo Cents a Box.
Garry 1t constantly with you and take a
Cascaret whenever you suspect you need
one.
Be very careful to get the genuine
made only by the Sterling Remedy Com
pany, and never sold in bulk. Every tab
let stamped "CCC." 7ss
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-07

are the bane Of a woman's iife.' You
Will say, Tell me where I can get a
good servant in these awful days and
you will no longer see Mrs. Smith
ers. president of the Curleyville Gull
ture Club, doing her own washing
And that was what Mrs. Wander
gould said to me. Mr.. Hewitt" she
said, servants That was what she
said. Mr.. Hewitt she said. for six
weeks l have not had a servant in
the house, and must have the table
linen done for this evenings swaray.
I may have a bad temper she said,
and 7 may speak harsh to the help
when I have any,, she says, but the
help a person is compelled to put up
with in these days Is enough to give
an angel bad temper. You are sur
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-07
HIDDEN DANGERS.

have any OF the above symptoms .
There is nothing else SO prompt and
effective as Doan's Kidney Pills, and
this remedy has no effect on the other
organs, except to drive out the uric
poison that interrupts their action. II
cures the kidneys and thus ends tRe
cause of disease. Rich. pure blood and
lasting health result.
Doan's Kidney Pills are recommend
ed by your own townspeople.
Montgomery Testimony.
L. M. Rutledge, living on Bell Street,
Montgomery, Ala, says: 81 was an
noyed with rheumatism and kidney
trouble for a long time. There was a
dull throbbing in my back that kept me
telling tired and listless all the time
After a hard days work the trouble
was much worse and kept me awake
at night. I noticed that when I arose
in the morning l would be so stiff l
could hardly bend or stoop. All the
different remedies I tried did me no
good and when my attention was called
to Doan's Kidney Pills, l began their
use. l could notice the good effects
in a short time and after taking them
l was completely cured and now am in
perfect health, thanks to Doan's Kid
ney Pills"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-07
Nearly Killed by Cigarettes.

Nearly Killed by Cigarettes.
Boston Post.
With his windpipe nearly closed from
contraction of the muscles. due. the
doctors say, to his smoking too many
cigarette, John E. Wilson, IS, of lao
Castle Street South End. was found
in q semt-consctous and almost dying
condition on the Common last
night That he dill not strangle. the
surgeons say, Is due to the prompt 40
ton of the police, who. after finding
him, made q record trip to the hospital
with their charge.
Yesterday, the doctors declare. VIII
SON admits having smoked cigarettes
almost necessarily with the result that
the nicotine partially paralyzed thu
muscles of his throat. At the hospital
the doctors applied restoratives, and
later he was able to go to his home
before he left, however. he was admon-
ished to be more careful about the use
of cigarettes II he wanted to continue
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

y. B.-FooNing schedule figures published only as
information and are not guaranteed.
'S05 a. m.-Danvile. Harrisonbmg and way sta
tons
800 a m.-Sleepers and coaches TO Atlanta and
New Orleans. Sleepers 10 Columbus and Macon, Ca
Dining Car.
'uD0 a m--Sleepers and coaches 20 Columbia
savannah, and Jacksonville. Dining Car
fia5 y m.-BarrisOnburg and way stations.
40 p m--Cha.lottesTille. WarrentOn, and way
stations
-6as p m-Sleepers and coaches 70 Atlanta. Sun
set Route Tourist Sleeper 10 san Francisco four
times a week
80 p m--Sleepefs and coaches 70 Charlotte
Columbia, Aiken, and Augusta. Dining Car
'l0a5 p. m.-Sleepers and coaches iva Lyuchburg
and BRISTOL 20 Chattanooga. Memphis. and New
Orleans. Dining Car.
suO0 z. m.-NeW York and New Orleans Limited
Solid Pullman 10 Asheyille Atlanta birmingham
and New Orleans Club and Observation Cars
Dining Car.
Note--Daily. fWeek days
Through trains from the South arrive Washington
1-5 s:i5 and 8 % a. n. 80 SIS si5. 49, and
n:i0 u m daily. Local trains from HarTisOnburg
225 ,. IN. week days and 6:ij p. m. daily: fIom
Charlottesville. SEQ 4, m daily.
Frequent Trans 20 and from Biuemont
Ticket Offices: 3o5 18th S.. 5n Pa. ave. and New
Union Station
G. II. ACKERT. SH. HARDWICK
Y. p. & Gen. Mgr. Pass Traf. AIgT.
W. H TAYLOE. G.. =. A L. :. BROWN. G. 4
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
AUCTION SALES.

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE REAL Is
TATE, CONSISTING OF TWO o. MODERN
THBEESTORY BRICK DWELLING HOUSES.
BEING PREMISES NOS. 1910 AND 1872 IN
GLESIDE TERRACE
Whereas default having been made in the payment
Of interest on the debt secured by certain deed Of
trust. bearing cate on the 18th day o. April. A
y. 1906 and recorded among the land records Of the
District Of Columbia Arril T. A. ID. 1896 IN
iiber $50. folio rs. = seq. and az the written d-
rection Of the hciliac and owner Of the notes Sc
cured by said deed Of Trust. the undersigned. the
trustee named IN said deed Of trust VIII offer for
sale under the provisions thereof az public auction
ln 'front.' uf the PREMISES 81 O'Clock y. H., on
III bSDAl. the 7Ih day OF January. a. ID. lye the
following described land and premises. with the I'M
ITove'cents. easements. rights ways. ana aparte-
alels uivfclnto belonging. situate aud bng ln the
DIstrCr AZ Colunbil Lots numbered ciguty sd and
eishU-oue sll IN Harry +. Jones subdivision Of lots
n biocS numbered three o.. IN Chapin Browns sub
division q land now known as lugeslde. as pr
plat recorded in Li5er County No i9. foilo ll5. Of
the records Of the office o. the surveyor a the DIS
tFict Of Columbia This. property win be sold an
entirety or as separate lots as may b directed by
The trustees az the time Of The sale
Terms oi sale: One-third oi the Dlrchsse p-iec IN
cash tof which a deposit Of SOD must be made 10
the trustees az The time Of TIE salel. and the bal
ance in equal notes of the purchaser payable ia ore
and two years from the date 0i sale, with Interest
az TIE rate Of per ceitum rer annuul. payable semi
annually said notes 90 be- secured by nTst deed OF
Luz on tle tI"fFitt aoi' or az S~9-'' az ''N i
of the purchaser The terms OF sale % be complied WIN
within twenty days from the date Of sale m default
cl which he property viii BE- Tes0ld al the rSk and
cost Of the defauting purchaser after five days re-
advertisement in some newspaper published ~ WASH
ngt0n, ID. e. All conleyancug. title examination,
and recording at the expense OF the pIrchlser-
EDWARD L sTELLWAGEN, Trustee.
Cor Fifteenth and il SIS. y. ".
GEORGE L. FLEMING, Trustee,
Cor Fifteenth ard II SIS. y. W.
G. G. SLOAN & CO.. AuctioDesrs. 1907 St y. w.
del6ls.2o o s.2s. 81. Lja2.A6.7
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
DRAWING XMAS CROWDS
BY FREDERIC HASKN
BY FREDERIC J. HAsKIN.

Is the demand for shop girls the year
around that the good ones are always
employed, and il is q problem 20 get the
required help for the holiday season. One
store has established a school for edu-
c--ting shop girls, and has half a dozea
classes II announces that IL viii give
especial consideration to those who have
been thrown on their own resources and
are looking for a place where faithful
ness and energy viii not 90 unappre-
ciated- They promise that those who
prove themselves capable and cOnscien-
Gous during the holiday season may de-
pend upon permanent positions thereafter.
These advertisements attract attention
and bring in a better class OF help than
would otherwise apply. One big store at
the beginning Of the Christmas season
put an advertisement In the papers ad-
dressed solely 10 its own help. Il was
intended FOR public perusal, however.
ard showed that the main effort Of that
store was 20 send away its customers
satisfied al any cost.
For years and years the stores have
been trying to persuade the people 70
come early and avoid the rush. only
50 many shopping days till Christmas
is a placard that stares the reader IN
the face everywhere. The crusade IS
taken up by the newspapers. and il is
slowly having the desired effect The
wisest shoppers are learning 10 act On the
advice. and are saving themselves ruffled
tempers and a thousand petty annOyances
that cannot be overcome even in the best
regulated stores when they are packed
% suffOcaior with the shopping crowds
The newspaper advertising is what
brings the crowds 20 a store. After they
have come the advertising is not Yet
all done. Well-dressed windows have sold
thousands Of dollars worth OF goods in
Il single day. and there must be entertain
ment for the shoppers during their spare
moments. One establishment spends
enough every year on its music and
other forms Of entertainment during ths
holiday season 10 buy d first-class farm.
The decoration Of a single shop window
has in many instances cost as much as
a thousand dollars, and the man or wOn-
an who cannot get q suggestion from the
daily papers and the shop windows IS
indeed hard 20 please Advertising ju-
diciously managed, always yields bic; re-
turns. but never so much as at Christ
mas time The whole world is waiting
for suggestions, and happy is the adver-
tising writer who can make them
To-mOrrow-The stock of Money.
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
CHESAPEAKE & OHIO RAILWAY

NOiE-fublished only as information. ard not
guaranteed
400 p NC. & O. LIMITED. Daily-Fast yes
ubule train Pullman sleeiers % Lexington. Louis
vile, Cincinnati. Indianap polls. Chicagc and s.
Louis. Connection for Virginia Hct SFings Pull
man cars Louisville 20 Nashville. Memphis and New
Orleans Dlning ears Ia carte service
HI0 L. NJ. r. y. LIMITED Daily-Solid
testlbule tuin Pullman Sleepers 20 Cincinnati.
Lexington. and Louisville Compartment Steering
car 20 Virginia Hot Springs week days Dining cars.
"a carte se-vice. Pullman SlecIcrs Cincinnati 90
Chicago and ST Louis and Louisville o Memphis.
Nashville. and New Orleans.
kesCrations and tickets az Chesareake and Ohio
Offices. 5l3 Pennsylvania avenue 90 ltth street.
near r. and New Union station. Teephancs Main
80 for Washington Terminal Can Service aud Main
1865 OF E2l6 for d. & D. Ticket ono
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
TRANS-PACIFIC MAILS.

Japan. Korea, China and Philippine Islands. via
Vancouver and Victoria. British Columbia close
here daily az rs p N. up % December ls Cor dis
patch by steamer Empress II Japan.
HaAai japan. Korea. China and Philippine Isl
ands. Wa san Francisco. close here daily az 6I5 ..
m. up 10 December ls for dispatch BY steamer
Siberia.
japan, Korea, China, ana Philippine Islands via
Seattle. close here daily SIS p IN. UP % Decem-
Der l9. for dispatch by stcamCr Shinano Maru.
Specially addressed mails for Japan. Korea. and
China. via Tacoma close here daily al 6:l5 p. d.
up % December %. for DISPATCH bY steamer Oanfa
Hawaii via san Francisco close here daily az
SIS D. n up 10 December 3. for dispatch by
steamer Alameda
Hawaii Japan. Koraa, China, snd Philippine Isl
gnds via san Francisco. close here daily at e.J5 o.
m up 10 December 26. for dispatch by steamer
China.
Australia lexce9t mails for West Australia New
Zealand. Samoan Islands. Fiji Islands and New
Caledonia. via Vancouver and Victoria British Co
lumbia close here daily AZ Sis p. m. ND 10 De
cemher q. for dispatch by steamer Moana.
Hawaii GUam and Philippine Islands. via san
Francisco close here daily at 6.l5 D m up u
January l. for dispatch by United States transport
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16

WANTED-BY WOODWARD & LOTHROP.
boys from Il 70 IS years Of age, for floor
service, bundle wrapping. stock rooms, &c;
good wages and rapid advancement for capa-
be boys. Apply 10 Superintendent. WOOD
WARD * LOTHROP delAtf.exS
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
NORFOLK AND WESTERN RWY.

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOVEMBER q. 1851
Leaves Washington. New Union Station:
1N a. m and go a. m-Daily-Al points on
Norfolk and Western; also Knoxville. Chattanooga
and Memphis.
lOa5 p. -Daily-Roanoke. Bristol. Winston
salem. Knoxville. Chattanooga. Nashville Memphis
New Orleans Through Sleeper. Dining Csrs
For Norfolk-Leave Washington 40 a n daily
HIS a. 10 daily, 3;i5 ,. m. daily Arrive Norfolk
II p a. m. 5>0 p. n. l0:i5 p n,.
From B. & o. station, Is ?. m. daily. Berry
vile, Luray. Shenandoah. Elkton. Trains from the
Southwest arrive Pennsylvania station s45 .. m
and Il 30 p N.
Al information Fourteenth street and NSW York
avenue lBond Budingi
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
c C. SLOAN & Co. Aue,ionsers. 1907 C st.

LARGE LOT GOVERNMENT PROPERTY USED
BY BUREAUS OF THE DEPARTMENT OF
COMMERCE AND LABOR. COMPRISING
GAS ENGINES, DYNAMO. SCRAP IRON
AND COPPER CARPETS L!NOLEUMs.
BENTWOOD CHAIRS. TABLES. HOSEA
CASES. FILE CASES. LOT PIPE. PUMPS,
TANKS. FIRE EXTlSGUiSHERS. p BAR
REI4S JUTE TWINE. METALS, DESKS, Ia
BLEs. CHAIRS, TYPEWRITER. SHELVES.
OFFICE FANS. MACHINERY LOT or EX-
HIBITION CASES. COOLING TANK. IN
STRUAIENTS. PUMP HOUSE. NAIL WAC
on. AQUARIUMS. CABINETS. GENERAL
OFFICE FURNISHINGS. &C.
By direction Of the secretar Of the Department Of
Commerce and Labor. viii sell a. public auction
on THURSDAY, December l9, I9o7 commencing az
10 O'Clock a. M. az the Ccnsus storehOuse corner
18th ard Z sfs NV. and following Immediately
thereafter ar the Fish Commission corner 9Th and
SIS ss-. and concluding az the Coast ard Gcodetic
Survey. New Jcrse- ave and s. ~, the above
mentioned goods of which 2 complete list can be
seen az auctioneer's Office
Terms; Cash. and all goods % be removed imme-
diately after the sale az purchasers expene. Large
cash deposits required and all bills must he settled
in Fun on day Of sale. G. G. SLOAN & Co. Auc-
tioneen. 1907 G. S. delsd&ds
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS DISTRICT
of Columbia Washington. ID. c.. December r.
lsE.-Sealed proposals VIII be received at his Cce
until O'Clock p. 10. THURSDAY December IS
for furnishing The District Government by 3ainch
granite Crbing during the remaining portion Of the
fiscal year ending June 81. 1893 Specifications blank
forms of IgDpcsals and all necessary information uay
be Obtained a. The Office of the Property CLERK. ID.
G, District Building. HENRY B. +. MACFAR-
LAND, HENRY L. WEST. JAY J. MORROW,
Commissioner. ID. c. del6E.1sl9NH
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
HIGHER YET.
SOrs LAST JUMP
some Tbinss Can Be Done as Wen as OtherN'
There is No Mistake IN
SAM PATCH

some IllDEs tln BE Done " Ell a. UTleEA
There IS No Mistake IN
SAM PATCH!
The announcement OF this leap brought
a great crowd 70 the banks Of the river
(Genesee) 10 witness the spectacle. Be
fore making his leap sam delivered the
following speech TO the assembled multi
tude: Napoleon was a great man and ,
great general He conquered armies and
he conquered natieRs, but he couldn't
jump the Genesee Falls. Wellington was
a great man and great soldier. He con-
Quered armies and ne conquered nations,
and he conquered Napoleon. but hs
couldn't jump the GeneSee Falls. That
was left for me 70 do. and / can do il,
and will" He then leaped and disappear
ed from view. nothing more being seen
Of him till the next ST Patrick's Day.
when his body was found in a cake OF
ice near the mouth OF the river. It was
Sans ambition 20 jump from London
Bridge. and just before his death ne had
signed an agreement with the captain Of
fast sailing packet in Liverpool 70 make
a voyage with his in the following spring
and jump from the yardarm every day
an original attraction for securing pas
sengers. For months after his fatal leap
the newspapers were filed with specula-
tons and comments on his fate. Tbs
United States Gazette CPhiladelphia) con-
tanned the following tribute 10 his mem-
ory: GO, then. say We 10 the sacristaR
OF the Temple Of Fame. clear the niehe
and place the pedestal for Patch, and let
the priest who ministers 70 immortality
make il the panegyTic OF sam that his
ambition was without bloodshed and his
patriotism was pure. for he fell in his
countrys falls" Poems were written ex-
tolling him as a hero. the following
stanza being a fair sample OF the spirit
OF the poetic tributes which were written
TO his memory:
some ready tongue ever the tale shall deliver
And point 10 the spot where he gzsped his las3
breath:
And the cataract pouring winding sheet Ger him
For ages shall tell how IL wrapped MIN II death
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
An Indirect Payment.

From Tir-Bits-
After being conducted through an old
church by the verger. a visitor was so
pleased with the officers courtesy and in
formation that he insisted on giving him
half a crown. The man shook his head
sadly. Thank you. sir. he said. but IL )
quite against the rules"
I am sorry for that" said the visitor.
about to return the half crown 10 his
pocket.
But" added the verger. II I were 20
find coin lying on the floor. IL would nor
be against the rules for me TO pick II I'd. -
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
SEAB0ARD AIR LINE RAILWAY

TICKET OFFICE; M PENNA AVE-
Noticc-Following schedule not guaranteed.
9aj a. NJ. Daily-Scaboard Mail Through coaches
and Pullman slecpers 10 Savannah and jacksonville
Through slccpers Washington 20 Hamlet and Ham
let 20 Atlanta and Birmingham Dining cars
ESQ L. ". Daily-Seaboard Express Solid train
with coaches and Pullman slcepars % Savannah.
jacksonville. and Tampa. Through sleeper % At
lanta. birmingham and Memphis. Dining cars.
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
REAL ESTATE FOR EXCHANGE.

GRADED LOT. EXloO TO ALLEY: PAVED
street. cement sidewalk water. sewer. gaS. cleo
tricity. high resident section Of Pgtworth. block
from cars; ouly 6oc foot fer improved property.
BOX l99 Herald Office. DEBIT
$ 800 EQUITY IN III ACRES, FOUR MILES
northwest Of District high. half under cultivation
running water granite Quarry, small hOuse, fruit
trees: fronting two separate roads; electric
and steam cars; At $50 per acre for city property.
BOX 10 Herald Office. delZ-It
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
An unuiSe Direction.

From the Chicago News
Jones-I say, old man
Brown-Other side old chap. That's
my bad ear. you know.
Jones (changing sides as reQuested)
II say. old man. can you let me have
$40 for a few days2
Brown guess you'd better get back
on the other side again.
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16

EXPERIENCED COLORED PORTERS WANT
Cd. Apply, with recommendation before 10 O'Clock
&C Manager WOODWARD & LOTHROP.
The Washington herald., 1907-12-16
VnrrammnticaI Justice.

From the Philadelphia Ledger
Prisoner At the bar" said he<magis-
trate. for the crime Of Overspeeding you
VIII pay a fine Of SO or be took to jail for
ten days"
That's nos 4 correct sentence" nsuFa
INJURED the psisonsg.-Phla6elps!A Ledger