Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-04-13

William f. Clarke fell dead in q De
| trolt restaurant as he was drinking a
! glass OF beer. He raised the glass to his
hpsi' tnen hurriesdly placed it on the bar
and moaned. Something is the matter
| with me Bef6re the barkeeper could
come to his aid he had fallen dead. Coro-
| ners physicians, who were summoned.
| attributed his death to heart disease
As the audience ut the Castle Square
| theater. Boston, was conyuised with
| laughter over some of the humorous
scenes in The Merchant of Venice"
| Mrs. Emma Young, sixty-two years old,
| Of II Newport street, gave Il sigh and
! then fell over in her seat dead DR.. a:
| III. Gould of Is Beacon street was
called, but his services were not needed.
| Death was due TO heart disease.
| Never given 4 pleasant word by her
husband, never kissed by him, and not
| caressed once III the eight years of mar
ried life. was the complaint that Mrs.
Anna Hienif made before Judge Shields
| of St Lows while reciting her reasons
| for asking for a divorce "One time |
went up to him and tried to kiss hi.a."
said Mrs; Hienif. He pushed me
away and asked me if was going
| crazy"
Judge Fielder of Cleveland in police
| court sentenced n man 10 a year and a
| half of cleanliness. John Artl, arrested
/ for neglecting his four small children.
hasn't taken a bath in ten years. HUI
name Officer Poole told the Judge
| "Unwashed for ten years, Ell z" COM
| mented the court. III fix you SO you
won't be dirty for a long time. l shall
| send you to the wOrkhOuse with inStruc-
| tons to the superintendent to keep YOU
| there eighteen months and put you to
Flight labor and have you scrubbed twice
Il day during your Incarceration"
| Hcral ding the fact that he will be
| reincarnated 800 years hence, Herman
| Lyman, 60 years old. Il wealthy retired
faFBer and biblical wiseacre. has built
| a Solid cement sepucher, surrounded
| by wooden structure. in a dense forest
| of oak trees on his farm near Muske
gon, Mich. He has prepared Il burial
| excavation place that will allow his
body to rest l inch under ground with
| his face showing. The sepulcher cost
| $1,000, and is lined with silver Lyman
alleges that earth is hell hence he
does not want to be covered with earth
| when buried
| Saloon keepers must expect to be=beat-
EN- occasionally. \ man engaged in that
| business should not he disturbed if Il
| fight occurs in his place.
| This was the opinion expressed by Jas
| tice Forker after he had heard Herbert
|
/ against Michael J Smith of Manhattan,
who has followed the races for sixteen
| years,
Rexer alleged that Smith entered the
| saloon LincolnS birthday night aud
beat him up knocking Il few of his
teeth out
oh. this was only a drunken row."
| said Judge Forker. You men in the
saloon business should expect these
things. Smith, we suspend sentence on
you"
Everybody blushed in Justice William
4 Browns court at Cleveland, o., the other
day when Steven Bauher started to dis
robe
What is your name?" asked the JUS
tice
wait" said Bauher and he began to
disrobe. He took off his coat and vest
and tossed ~rfem to 4 chair. Then he
unlOosened his shirt at the throat and
began to roll up his sleeve.
The girl with the hat determinedly
turned her back. An old maid witness
blushed.
Here you are, squire" said Bauher,
mabashed, pulling his sleeve up to his
shoulder and revealing a tlaring tattoo
sign. Il never can remember how to
spell it," =
Henry Ricka. a negro of Wilmington,
| Del. is congratulating himself because
he once possessed Il set of remarkably
strong and toughy planted teeth. Alas,
| three of them are gone, but they prob
ably saved his life
They also, in all probability. saved
| Frederick Cooper from being arraigned
on a charge of murder.
| Cooper and Ricka had Il quarrel. and
the former pulled a gun aud fired. The
! bullet struck Ricka square i'll the mouth.
| Ricka looked his establishment for a
! Oft and flpn Tnptn hOHV
| sit UP and take notice.
! He calmly Spat the bullet out of his
mouth and three teeth with it.
Then he walked to the Homeopathic
| hospital for repairs.
J He is not badly hurt.
| That i'll early times the kiss was really
! Il sniff and Il lick was the novel state
ment n1,ttie- by Prof Hopkins of Yale
| university before the American Oriental
society in session in Philadelphia
"Oscuiation proper" said Prof. Hop
| kinS. was preceded by n sniff and
lick stage. although after kisses became
common the shifts grew correspondence
rare" lie pointed out however that in
certain tribes along the northeastern
| frontier of India the old sniff kiss was
| still in vogue. There was apparently n
state of society in ancient India" said
| Prof Hopkins. in which kissing in the
modern way was unknown. In the old
! Nedas - have no word corresponding to
orr kiss Words for corresponding dis
play of affection mean, varlouSiy. touch.
smell sniff, as cow does calf The
| fond father is enioiued nn returning from
| a journey To sniff affectonately three
times ut the head Of his child. In the
late Nedas men have learned to kiss.
| Lovers are instructed To put mouth to
mouth. In the books treating Of love
making from a scientific standpoint we
hear nothing about shifting
Before Rollo. the big st Bernard pup. |
was finally banished from the Waite
house to Surgeon General RiXey's farm
in Virginia for freeing navy department
watchmen he pulled off stunt that
would have settled his fate, anyway.
just the night before Rollo was ban |
jshed a night inspector climbed the iron |
fence surrounding, the grounds and went /
gumshoeinC around hoping to surprise |
some sleeping policeman. lie did sur !