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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

spells. For ten years I could not do
Homework, and for two years did not
get out of the house. The Kidney Sc
cretions were irregular, and doctors
were not helping me. Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me quick relief, and
finally cured me. They saved my life."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box
Foster-Millburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
fine bows.

That an article may be good as wen
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale of
Defiance Starch, each package con-
tanning one-third more Starch than
can be had of any other brand for the
same monev.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Fictitious Impression.

at cannot help thinking of the won
|derful thought displayed in your
daughters commencement essay last
june" YES" answered Mr.. Cumrox,
'judging from that essay, you would
think she was as much interested in
>The Subservience of Individual AM
tion to Eternal Destiny as she is
ice cream soda. But she isn't"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Almost as important.

Il suppose" observed the curious
passenger, you knew the exact 10.
cation of all the danger rocks along
this coast?'
mo, sir" answered the pilot, but
/ know the exact location of all the
safe channels. "-Chicago Tribune.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Past Tense.

These deceitful women are so ri.
diculous," said Miss Passy. "As for
me, / was never afraid to tell what
my age was"
mo woman" replied Misc Wise,
ever minds telling what her age
was"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Peculiar Ice CAVE.

A summer attraction in Colebrook,
N. H., is the "ice cave" In Dixville
notch. This cave is formed by ifs
sure In the ledge OF the mountain
that fills with snow in winter. and is
protected from the suns rays at all
yeasons.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

The extraordinary popularity OF fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch. being free
from all Injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiffener
makes half the usual quantity of Starch
necessary, with tie result Of perfect
finish, equal to that when the goods
were new
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

when | was in New York recent.
ly took a ride out Riverside drive"
Beautiful, isn't it?"
Eyes. | was greatly astonished
AT the evidence of great wealth."
mo. One of the houses was not
for sale. Chicago Record Herald
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Difficult to Estimate.

A college gift may sometimes be
The most uncertain thing on earth;
In wisdom 1t is hard to see
Just when you've got your moneys
worth.
Washington Star.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
A Palnahle Hit.

"That fighting porter of ours that we
are always laying off and taking back,
reminds me of gun"
In what way?"
1T is only when he is loaded that
we discharged him, and he. always
kicks hard when he's fired" -Balti.
more American
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
BUSH over Buried Trea.ure

There is tradition In Germany
that 1t was customary In the Middle
Ages to put an elderberry plant over
buried treasure. A farmer at Gels
dorf while blowing close to such a
bush unearthed a vessel containing
1890 silver coins of the eleventh CEN
tury.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Got Exercise.

The Vicar-Do you give your dog
any exercise, Mr.. Hodge?
Farmer Hodge-Oh, yes; he goes
for a tramp nearly every day.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Curlosities.

Mr.. Stubs (reading) maria, l see
there is a place at the jamestown ex
position where they check babies.
Mrs. Stubbs-Really, John! My!
How funny a checked baby must
look.-Chicago Daily News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Peculiar Ornament

An African queen, the second wife
of King Lobengula, wears for head
dress on state occasions carved and
decorated bust of her husbands first
wife.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
80 Fade the Dreams Of Men,"

[ dreamed / had mansion
In the sky.
All marbled and set with jewels,
But. oh, my,
How your mansions fade and crumble.
And your castles take tumble,
When the clock begins to rumble:
sun is high"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

Lightning In Town and Country.
Lightning is most destructive In
level, open country. Cities, with their
numerous projections and wires, are
comparatively exempt.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
To Stop Flow Of Blood.

To stop the flow of blood bind the
wound with cobwebs and brown sugar
pressed on like lint or with fine dust
of tea. When the blood ceases to flow
apply laudanum.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

81 called prize-fighter liar to-
day"
"Ge whiz! What did he do?"
Il don't know hung up the re-
ceiyer."-Cleveland Leader
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Willlna to REPLACE.

Only last night ! stole a kiss,
Now my conscience pricks, alack!
Therefore / think I'll go around
Tonight and put 1t back.
Chicago Daily News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Careful.

horseless rig on moonless night
Down a dustless road to whirl;
But don't mistake and invite for such
A ride hugless girl.
Houston Post
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

bR OtHO DEHOIO %
from kidney trou-
bles. My back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
sharp, S h o o tin 6
pains. My eyesight
was poor, dark spots
appeared before me,
and I had dizzy
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Something to STUDY Over.

"Dukg Hegs Knewly Lade" is a
sign which graces the window of
dairy shop in South London.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
{Waqner as a Curative AGENT.

Vernon Lee has told somewhere the
of the marvellous effects of Wag-
a a headache. One does, after a
succumb to what is a kind of
ltism; the sound seems almost to
the air, or at least to lull one
kind of dream in which only the
of hearing exists.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
% $sS$:s Gsns 1sS ssi
f1nnn1naWneGe9ne from Rome.
l hprop recently
nome from Msk rst visit to Eu-
"a. He grew enthusiastic about

Be. He grew enthusiastic about
pine.
ut was fine," he declared, ito 60
them churches over there and
q the old Observation-Disclosures
they call 'em. And then the Six
een chapel is great, and as for the
Vaccination, where the pope lives.
WE'LL"
But his stock of compliments give
but when he got to the subject Of
Peggars.
Il always refused them pennies"
he said, because, you see, didn't
want to set a bad prestige!"
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Too Lazy to Work.
what's

Little Willie-Say, pa, what's
ennui?
Pa-Ennui, my son, is the feeling
that comes over man when he geR
too Iazy to work Chicago New
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Hides. Petite and Wool.
Problems Concerning Wealth

To get full value, ship to the old reliable
n. w. Hide L. urCo., Minneapolis, MINI.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
Important 70 Moth ers.

Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsTOHLA,
q safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that Il
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

)nine curiosity originated with
Eve when she took the first
that apple.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.
Unable to Do Even Housework Be.
cause Of Kidney Troubles.

Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clin-
ton St., Napoleon, o., says: For
fifteen years | was a great suffere,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17

She-But man last week told me
the same story.
He-Yes, lady, you see | made the
mistake of not having the history of
my life copyrighted Chicago Jour
nal
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-10-17
A Maxim.

A Maxim.
Buy stock and push 1t up:
All the day you'li have good luck.
Sell a stock and let IL soar;
You'll ne'er have money any more.
The Alaska prospector., 1907-06-06
A HAINAN GATE SYMBOL.
odd Object of Mythical History Re gently Received in New
 York City.

X curio importer in Broadway has received from Hainan, China a strange symbol to be set up or the gatepost of fashionable New port residence, says the New York Times.
 The symbol consists of the bones of a python molurus. In Hainan it's jungle home, it grows to be tween 20 and 30 feet long, has fear ulteeth in it's upper jawbones, an a double series of shields on th' lower surface of the tail. This par ticular beast was killed by the vii lagers on account of it's wicked al petite. It has genealogy tha beats that of almost any f2moU family in New York. It's fathe and mother held.a cave-home r. years. The old man-python used suffOcate harmless Chinalnen l. enveloping them in his coils, sci ing them by the head, and grac ually drawing them down into Il interior. The pythoness-mo hc made away with the juicy sheep the neighborhood. IhjcHr"" the bones will be 8 plate Vi ats quotation from Bacon, Saith ti Pythonissa to Saul, to-morro thou and thy sons shall be vii me-"
The Alaska prospector., 1907-06-06
Notice Of Forfeiture.
To T. W. Kettleson:

TO T. W. kettIeson:
 You are hereby notified that the under signed has expended sl00 ill labor and improve ne nts on the claim known as the "Bckka' ' lode claim, situated near the head of Trail creek, tributary of the Kennicott river, and recorded il Book II. Page 157 of the records oi the Valdez Ee :ording District, Alaska, in order io hold said mining claim under the proyIslons ol Sec 232i oi the Revised Statutes of the United States, being the amount rec uired to hold said mining claim for the year 1906. And ii within ninety (9J) days from the service of this notice, or the complete publication thereof, you fail or refuse to contribute your proportion of said ex- pendltuTe as cO-OWner, your one-haII interest In said claim will become the property of the undersigned under and pursuant of said Sec. 232i of the Revised Statutes of tffe United States
 Dated at Valdez, Alaska this 7th day oi March, 1907
 CHRIS TJos VIC. First publication March 7, i90
 Last publication June G. 19o..
The Alaska prospector., 1907-06-06
2OUMANIAN THIRD E-C.
The Sweating Process Ly Which Cc- fessions Are Torc-d fccra SE5-
 poets and Pr cners.

"The prisoners in onr count. are treated like kings anl pr.E" as compared with these oi T.. mania," said John T. kkails, Portland, Me, according to ti Louisville Herald.
 Il chanced to be i'll Ronmar; about six months ago and saw man arrested. Being cu i0us, ( termined to watch and learn va they did with him. He was T tried and released the ncxtday. he would have been in tl'ia cCnutj. but was subjected to med; -ct.. tOrtures. He was wLirrCd W; the so-called sand sausG re. q i" filled with wet sand. Tlis ihst ment of torture inficts terli pain, but leaves no marks wha ever on the body of the culprit.
 "This particular prisoner VIZ tortured in order to wlest fro, him a confession whetl;er or no the kissing of an actress had bee the result of a preconcerted co' spiracy. He denied it and was t:e treated to the joys of the ash ba" that is, his head was put in a.ba' filled with ashes. The jailer' beat with a stick upon the bag causing the ashes to penetrate into the eyes, mouth, nostrils ant ears of the prisoner.
 "The process was then wound IT by what is known as the 'trutl finder,' a sort of wooden forcep' by which the temples of the pris oner are compressed. This was to' much for the man. He confessed ; lie.
 "I was glad to learn a few day. later, however, that the torturer' had been removed from office fOi their unseemly work"
The Alaska prospector., 1907-06-06
Notice Of Forfeiture.
To Charles Thorbunson:

TO Charles ThorbunsOn:
 You are hereby notified that the undersigned has expended one hundied dollars in labor and improvements on the claim known as the told Starr lode claim, situated on Glacier island, Prince William Sound, Territory of Alaska, in the Valdez Recording District, Ill order to hold said mining claim under the pro visions of Section 2324 oI the Revised Statutes of the United States beirg the amount re- quired to hold said mining claim for the year 1906, and if within ninety days from the service iication thereof, you fail or refuse to contrib ute your proportion of said expenditure as co owner your one-half interest will become the property of the undersigned under and pursu ant to said Section 232i of the Revised Statutes of the United States.
 Dated ct Valdez, Alaska, this 17th day o1 April, 1907.
 GEORGE BARRACK Date Of first publication 3prii Is, 1907 &pate oi last publication July is, 1907.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-02-15
Wife Of One of Thaw Jurors
SuccumbS to Pneumonia At
tack-CaSe Goes Over U0-
til Monday Morning,
DELAY INEVITABLE
PRISONER CHAFES


r. L
odIy 10 O1'' ON'
~. ,,.,.,,t,o I,,rnaI Sneci,l Leased Wire I
lhN ""'","e -, ,..,.,f'
Ne" ioIN' 'o -
chapter in the history OIL the ln"N-
white cpisode was written today,
0ben death stepped in to halt the fa-
nous triad. The wife of Juror Joseph
- Rolton died this afternoon soon
aftpr her husband had reached her
LndsIdn He had been summoned
fe,,,, thc court room where the trial
haI hreu i'm proeress for less than
f.Tf.c, minutes The formal am
,...,,n.a,,aot of Mrs. Bottoms death
n,.d,. i'm court shortly after
INA hmm .ot for thc afternoon
=. '.'' Wv In.ti.o. Fit1oeraId imtua-
.I.l.f, nrdarrd nm adjournment un-
IN ~ NTandav morning. The court
''' ..7,'i.ad WIN me consent of
'sI ~ tho .othnr eleven Jury
-, tIt.f, liberty ana no
~ 'S tal5 tnoother Ue ad-
ioHNtI -, ~, bn oi,idad nv
nloiISi''u e,,e ,nd 'u thoi,.. oatbs ana moi
lHeli ~ S,,.,,,,no,.y ~. "a dt.cu.s
l' Frau ,, l'l9 i'' ,,,i,i, "i,l''' l,r,.hodQ
ihg nav - T,,,' I,,ito,.. ,,ifa
ne U''''' ~, -, ,,.,,., ,,,,,
Ih"' " "'i ,rha ,.,js-
'"HH'c''" ~ ~, ,.t.o, d,,ito
oHtf S'cll'U ~ i''l ~
htrhlN WH'H n' ~ W.
court 10 near 'iir l"' .'.''' o.
meul ol P"sl "'
The fact that The jurors nave httH
kept n close confinement since the\
ucrc Scfcl'd I"l ','%l S'i '.'. @I"
that Mr. Bolton had been allowed 10
visit IBIS home "nt\ thre' lIll,'S 'ul-
l4g hlS WIIt ''t@' '1@ ~ i.''' orcafa., .,n-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-02-15
.ElO0D SITUATION IN
NEBRASKA IMPROVES

Lincoln. Neh. Feb. l4-FIood con-
diiiun~ along The platte river tonight
are slightly improved. and the railroad
situation is better. Ihs hurluE...l
bridge at Freemuut -arr~ -lfo nu"
th. Rock Island bridge at south Bend
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-02-15

the oar.N start for the Torrance couu
lS lru Friday HE bin VAS allowed a.
go over. Tho council met IN the ttt
eruouu only long enough 20 adjourn
uni Monday.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-02-15

ucian legation tonight received ofI-
ciai adNicrs from tine Neuezuelau
consul Bt Trinidad stating that Presi-
dent Castro is doing well and that
General Parede-. tho evolutionary
leader has been captured with hls
followers.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Among the Teachers.

.
Miss Mabel Aylen has been engaged
the Geroux bridge school which starts
next Monday morning.
Miss Nellie Parker has been engaged
to teach the Carlisle school, in the Stat
er district, for the summer term, and
enters upon her duties next Monday.
Sidney Douglas will teach the toilette
school next year. Mr.. johnson, the pres
ent incumbant, was taken sick a couple
weeks ago, and has been absent for med
ical treatment. He writes that he will
be back next Monday and it is likely he
will finish the two weeks left of this
term. Mrs. Fisher, the station agents
wife, has been giving the eighth grade
examination this week.
The following are the teachers engag-
ed for the Pembina school for the next
term: Prof. A. Lehman, superintend-
ent; Lucy Conmy, principal; Annie Con-
my, assistant principal: Mrs. 1. A. Bur-
ley, 9TH and 9Th grades; Mary A. Barnes,
9Th and 9Th grades; Maud French, Bird
and 4th grands; Ida B. Gullickson, pri-
mary All the faculty taught here last
year save the latter two. Miss French
comes from st. Cloud and Miss Gullick-
son from Park River.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Recollections.

Through the courtesy of Miss Cavileer
we give an extract from a letter from
DR.. Perley, dated Zambrango, P. l. the
9TH ult. The reference will be of special
interest to the older residents as it refers
to many of the army officers who were
stationed at Fort Pembina in the early
SOS, when DR.. Perley was in charge of
medical department, and read as follows:
II can hardly realize am gray hair
ed man. Some of our old Pembina
friends turn up once in while. l have
seen Col. Roach, but he has softehing of
the brain and is retired. McKibben is
general, retired; Cornish colonel, re-
tired. Chubb, of the 18th infantry, is a
lieutenant colonel down in this far south
ern country with me, and we often talk
over old-time life in Pembina, Capt.
Maize's boys and Leon Roach, are LIST
lieutenants. George Collins graduated
at Harvard, came into the army as sur
geon, and after the Spanish-American
war resigned and is now, l think, resid-
ing in Boston. Eddie Collins is an Off
cial in the patent office at Washington,
D. G. The Green family live in
Baltimore: both Abbey and Bessie have
married into the army; Paul is doctor
of the Goth infantry-none are now left
on the active list. Foster was made a
colonel short time ago and at once re-
tired he is, Chubb tells me, very much
broken down. saw Annie Mckenzie
and her husband, Capt. Lawton, short
time ago. He is a very bright fellow.
Now for my own life. in the past ten
years have been all over the world.
My wife died of heart failure in 1872
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Premium Papers.

sponsible for the stoppage before expira.
ton or continuance after expiration of
other papers sent as premiums or 70. on
ever, that club papers shall be discon-
tinued at the end of the subscription.
Subscribers should note the date Of .,e ex.
piration of premium papers and ii they
from the postmaster after they have ex-
pred. Taking a. paper from the post
office is prirna facie evidence that the
person taking it is Il subscriber and
therefore liable for the subscription Any
person who pays up arrears and orders
paper stopped and thereafter refuses the
Responsibility for further payment. In
any case of irregularity. change OF ad-
dress, or other business matter write to
the publishers of the premium papers.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Teachers Examination

The next regular examination will be
held in Pembina and Hamilton May 31st
and June LIST. Applicants will come
supplied with ink, pens, and scratch
paper. Uniform examination paper will
be furnished by the county. Examina-
ton will begin at o'clock.
f. M. SHERARTS.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
SUBSCRIPTION Rates and Terms.

The PIONEER EXPRESS is sent only. on
the direct order of subscribers. and is
continued until ordered stopped and all
The rate Of subscription is alike to all.
aQ 90 per year. Subscribers paying in adj
vance have the choice of several premium
Sample or marked copies" are sent
as complimentary only. and while we de-
sire them to be considered as invitations
to subscribe, they will not be continued
except upon request.
The PIONEER EXPRESS is the best adj
vestising medium in the county, having
a more general circulation than any
other paper. Card of rates sent on ap-
DlicatiOn.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
PEMBINA
Building and Loan Association,
PEMRTNA. NJ ID.

Loans money on good Pembina County
real estate. Every borrower is share
holder and participate in the profits the
same as the investor. Every dollar paid
at interest for the benefit of the share
holders. From experience it is found that
from 106 to lis monthly payments pays the
principal and interest on any sum borrow
ed. Monthly payments are so cents per
share and 81 per hundred of sum borrowed.
No bonus. This form of borrowing money
wage earners and salaried men who want
to own their own homes. The monthly
payments are less than rent. and this
form of rent" buys the home.
8. 6. THOMPSON. {. D. BOOKER,
President. Secretary.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

Mrs. III. E. Diemer, and her sister
Pauline Branchaud,of Badgley, and Hec-
tor Branchaud are visiting at the family
home this week.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

Henry Moorhead of East Grand
Forks wasvisiting with relatives in this
city this week.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

School district election on Tuesday
next. A successor to DR.. G.. B. Harris
will be elected.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

Messrs. Chas. Atkinson and F.C. Nor
is have formed a partnership to handle
horses, and are in the market for ami
mails weighing from 100 pounds up and
from four to eight years old, and sound.
If you have such horses for sale call on
the undersigned. If you want to buy
horses of this kind call on us. We will
sell them on easy terms.
ATKINSON e. Morris,
33tf Pembina.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

Sheriff Roadhouse has rented the resi-
dence of Rev. Mr.. Blodeau, and expects
to move here about the first of next
month.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

Prof. Lehman has been very nearly
down sick with cold this week which
has interfered greatly with his closing
up work.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

Grand rugs made from old carpets
Write Mpls. Carpet Cleaning and Rug
Factory, 112 4th St. N, Minneapolis
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

Rev. Neil A .Gilchrist 'pastor- at large"
of the Presbytery for northern Minneso-
ia, was the guest of Rev. j. R. Campbell
on Wednesday and Thursday.