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The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
Gallons for Aid,

When your stomach is all upset, your
liver in bad shape, your bowels ont Of
whack, your head like to split, aud ev.
cry nerve in your body on edge, DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin gallops for aid
and you get it. 1t clears out your poi.
soned system, brings fresh, clean blood
supply to oil your digestive organs and
restores to you that comfortable feeling
of perfect health. Sold by all druggists
at SOC and 81. Money back if it fails.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
Health in the Canal Zone.

The high wages paid make it a mighty
temptation to our young artisans to join
the force of skilled workmen needed to
construct the Panama canal. Many are
restrained however by the fear of fever
and malaria. Tits the knowing ones
those who have used Electric Bitters,
who go there without this fear, well
knowing they are safe from malarious
influence with Electric Bitters on hand
Cures blood poison too, biliousness,
weakness and all stomach, liver and
kidney troubles. Guaranteed by H. O..
Miller, druggist. 500.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

The littlest girl in the class was read.
ing laboriously.
''See Mary and the lamb, " she read
slowly "psas Mary love The lamb
hRttonkookS"
i'Why do You say huttonhook9" ask.
cd the teacher.
"Picture of buttonhook here, " re-
piled the child, pointing triumphantly
to the Interrogation mark. -Perrine
Lambert in Woman's Home Companion
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"What lovely morning!" said moth
or, as she seated herself behind the
coffee cups; sand yesterday the wealth
erman prophesied rain!
Bobby (aged four The newspapers
don't always know what Gods going to
do, do they, mamma?-Marion A, jack
son in Woman's Home Companion.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
Orders nisoheyAd.

The orders of General Health have
been disobeyed when you feel under
the weather, weak, tired, irritable, and
suffer from headache, constipation, bill.
iousness, etc. The only sure, safe and
permanent cure for this condition is
DIR. Caldwell's Qaxative) Syrup Pepsin.
1t has a gentle action all its own, supe.
rior to that of pills, powders and ca
thartic waters. Try it. Sold by all
druggists at SOC and 81. Your money
back if it fails.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"You look worried" said one gilded
youth.
81 am, answered the other. i" MY
father has conceived the idea of trying
to cut my allowance down low enough
to keep people from saying I have more
money than brains. Washington Star.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"The man is grogger, said the
food inspector. He makes whisky out
of old barrels.
"Grogging is recognized trade in
some slums. You get hold of old whis.
ky barrels wherein spirits have been
maturing for years and you pour into
these barrels boiling hot water and you
wait few days.
"The result of your waiting is that
the hot water turns to whisky. The
wood of the old barrels, you see, is so
saturated with spirits that the hot wa.
ter draws out enough to make strong
grade of red eye"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Senator, presume it requires a
good bit of practice to make a speech
and have every sentence in it say some
thing, doesn't itP" 1T does, replied
Senator Badger, ''but II quires more
to be able to talk for an hour and say
nothing, 80 Milwaukee e Sentinel,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"Some men insist that woman has no
business brains, but there is a young
woman who conducts a large business
and it calls for head work all the time T"
"Who is she?"
"My wife's milliner. - Cleveland
Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

II wonder what the poet meant
when he said blessings brighten as
they take their flights, remarked
the curious man.
Perhaps he meant single-blessed-
ness, j" replied the man who was un-
happily married. Philadelphia Press
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

'Tn our city," said Miss Rittenhouse
Squayer, admission to the upper ten
implies good birth.
"That's odd, replied Miss Travling
of Chicago. "Now, in sleeping Car,
the lower five implies a much better
berth. Philadelphia Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Heine Cat the village barber's) Il say,
do you know why this mans shop is
hung all over with sacred pictures?
Beine-Oh, yes; that is for the con.
venience of his customers, so that they
may call on all the saints when he
shaves them. -Meggendorfer Batter.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Preventics" will promptly check q
cold or the grip when taken early or at
the sneeze stage" Preventics cure
seated colds as we'll. Preventics are
little candy cold cure tablets, and DIR.
Shoop, Racine, Wis, will gladly mail
you samples and book on colds free if
you will write him. The samples prove
their merit Check early cold with
Preventics and stop pneumonia. Sold
in Sc and Csc boxes by all dealers.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Lady" began the wanderer, "kin |
chop some wood fur you ?"
"No, thank you," replied the up-to-
date housewife; "we cook and heat en-
tirely by electricity"
Nothing I kin do to git bite to eat?
eyes. If you care to peel the shocks
from the electric wires I'll allow you to
eat the currents. "-Harper's Weekly.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
The Touch That Heals

is the touch of Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
It's the happiest combination of Arnica
flowers and healing balsams ever com.
pounded. No matter how old the sore
or ulcer is, this salve will cure it. For
burns, scalds, cuts, wounds or piles, it's
an absolute cure. Guaranteed by Fl. G.
Miller, druggist. 25c.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is Both Agreea-
BILE and Effective.

Chamberlain Cough Remedy has nc
superior for coughs, colds and Group,
the fact that il is pleasant to take and
contains nothing in any way injurious
has made it favorite with mothers.
w. s. Pelham, q merchant of Kinks
vile, Iowa, says " For more than 30
years Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
has been my leading remedy for all
throat troubles. 1t is especially sue.
Cessful in cases of Group. Children like
Il and my customers who have used it
will not take any other" For sale by
II. @. Miller, druggist.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

The Western Union telegraph Com.
pany has announced an increase Of 10
per cent. in salaries of telegraph opera
tors at the company's principal offices
throughout the country.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
Lost and Found

Lost, between $50 q. m. yesterday
and noon today, q bilious attack, with
nausea and sick headache. This loss
vas ocCasioned by finding at Fl. @. Mil
-ler's drug store box of DR.. Kings
New Life Pills, the guaranteed cure for
biliousness, malaria and iaundice, e5c.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Mrs. Griggs-So you managed to get
to the bargain counter for me. Did
you see anything real cheap there?
3riggs-Yes, / caught a glimpse of
myself in a mirror. Boston Tran
script.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"Johr, said the woman with nine
chapeaux, II got another new hat to-
day." "My dear" expostulated her
husband, "that is the last straw" 81
know it," she said, Just from Paris.
,ifa
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Wlllie-Papa. if / am liar will 1 go
to the bad place?
Twickenham-C Certainly. Why?
Willie-I was thinking how far away
You and / would be from mamma
Chesterton Todd in Woman's Home
Companion.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

81 thought you said it was a sleigh
ing party?"
''It was"
"But you went in an automobile.
81 know we did Our staying con-
sisted of running over two dogs and a
chicken"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Enrico, do you know that for some
time you have been talking in your
sleep?"-
swell, what of that? Won't YOU let
me me talk even IN my sleep?"-La
Caricaturista.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Heavy, impure blood makes muddy
pimply complexion, headaches, nausea,
Indigestion. Thin blood makes you
weak, pale, sickly Burdock Blood
Bitters makes the blood rich, red, pure
Restores perfect health.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"He seems to be somewhat relie-
ious. At least, I Judge from his talk
that he belongs to some church "
"rhat'a fHnny ] judged fran biz
talk that soma Ohurod belonged 90
him. "-PhilAdelphia Press.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"Dr. Thomas Electric Oil is the
best remedy for that often fatal disease,
Group. Has been used with success in
our family for eight years. Mrs. L.
Whiteacre, Buffalo, N. Y.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

For mild, easy action Of the bowels,
single dose of Doan's Regulets is en-
ough. Treatment cures habitual con
slip ton. 20 cents a box. Ask your
druggist for them.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
"Will You marry me?'

"Will You marry me?"
"This is so sudden"
Sudden? Why, ] asked you the
other day and you wanted time to think
it over"
ooh, was that you?-C Cleveland Lead
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

''If she considers him such paragon
why won't she let him dance with my
other girl?"
"She probably thinks lie is to good
to be true. Judge.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Stops itching instantly. Cures niles,
eczema, salt rheum, letter, itch, hives,
herpes, scabies -Doan's Ointment. Al
any drug store.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

b. F. Crocker, now 81 years of age,
and for twenty years justice of the peace
at Martinsburg, Iowa, says; lam ter.
ribly afflicted with sciatic rheumatism
in my left arm and right hip l have
used three bottles OF Chamberlain Is
Pain Balm and it did me lots Of good"
For sale by H. @. Miller.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"Your son is a great football play.
err"
eyes; it Is hereditary"
81 nsver heard that his father was q
football player"
"He isn't, but he is chronic kicker. u
Houston Post.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"Chapleigh has cold in the head. :"
"I'd been wondering"
"Wondering what ?"
"What Chapleigh had in his head. :"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

DR.. Florridder-I had a great many
moro patients last year than have
this. wonder where they have all
gone to?
Mrs. Oldun- Well, all we can do,
doctor, is to hope for the best. Life.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"Doc, give me something for my
headache. Ibid you ever have head
ache before?" "Nope-u usually after. "
Cleveland Leader.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Father, take bottle of DR.. Fahrney's
reething Syrup home with you and
stop walking the floor while baby is
teething. mar-apr
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
The Texas wonder

Cures all kidney, bladder and rheu-
matte troubles. Sold by all druggists,
or two months treatment by mail for
81. DIR. b W. Hall, 1896 Olive street,
81, Louis, Mo Send for Tennessee tes.
1881
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

Mrs. Jimmy-Did you see my sun
burst yesterday?
Mrs Kidder-No, but 1 knew he
would, If he ate any more of that tur-
key and minee pie, Cleveland Lead
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

"Did he propose to her on his
knees?"
mo, but she accepted him on them. y
Houston Post.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07

DR.. Fahrney's Teething Syrup is alb
solutely harmless to the youngest babe
You can get sample by writing for it
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-03-07
Twenty Minutes
Time Enough 7
To Cure the Wor& Headache From ANY
Cause-New Reduction Method.

Most headaches and pains yield instantly to
the new Reduction Method-Dr. Shops Twenty
Minute Headache Cure. The cause for these
pains is congestion q rushing OF blood to the
nerve centers which distends the veins TO
nearly the bursting point Swollen and enlarged.
these veins and capillaries exert an Irritating
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but the remedy WEaf$W hich brings
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Arizona republican., 1907-02-23

shaft from the 300 foot level until he
knows he can show others that his
company is possessed OF the very val
liable property he has always said il
did have and that development would
plainly reveal.
Whether the trains Of the Southern
Pacific railroad are running through
Buckeye on paper on schedule time or
not we do rot know. but We are GER
tain that no continental train
has yet passed through the real city OF
Buckeye on a material railroad of ties
and steel rails. and we are quite sure
also that n large number Of our eX-
tensive land holders are really glad
that they got here before the advent Of
modern twentieth century limited"
People most familiar with affairs that
will affect this portion Of Maricopa
county soon are very optimistic in
their opinions Of the future Of the
Buckeye country.
The canal company is engaged in
repairing the dam and it is expected
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23
LABOR QUESTIONS.

4 Well-known Chinaman last night
gave out little dissertation on the la
Dor situation, the substance Of which
was that in his opinion the Chinese in
this country now have the laugh on
the Americans He indicated that the
exclusion law was the best thing that
ever happened to the Chinese who were
allowed TO remain here. II kept away
the competition Of other Chinese and
gave those who desired to make the
best of their opportunities a wider field
of action and better pay. The result
had been a scarcity Of cheap labor and
an Americanized Cinnamon will jump
al chance TO make money Just as
quick as anybody else. When it comes
TO real work the Chinese are wanted
for many things. because they do not
get drunk frequently, are more depend
able, recognize their social position or
lack of it, and accomplish more for their
employers. He spoke particularly of
restaurant employees, saying that while
a white cook or waiter could be secured
for $50 OF $40 a month any time "a
Chinaman could not be employed for
less than $50 per month. In restaUr-
ants both men and women are employ
ed as walters at half the wages a
Chinaman viii work fer because they
Will take the positions and depend on
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23
ARIZONA SHERlFFS
ON A SALARY BASIS
That Is, They viii Be IF a Bill Drawn
Last Night Should Become a Law.

At a meeting Of several members Of
the Legislature last night the matter Of
changing the manner Of recommending
the sheriffs Of this territory was dis
Cussed and it was decided that there
should be a change. Accordingly a
bill was drawn up and viii be present.
Cd TO the legislature at an early day
II proposes to put all sheriffs on a sal
airy basis. Salaries are prescribed for
the various classes Of counties and
these salaries shall be in lieu Of all
salaries, fees, percentages and other
compensation now received by sheriffs
The salaries are classified as follows:
First class, $500 per annum: second
class, $4,000; third class, $500; fouJh.
fifth and sixth classes. $500. The sal
aries shall be paid in quarterly install
ments on January /, April /, July and
October l Of each year.
Sheriffs may appoint such deputies
as may be necessary 10 attend TO the
duties Of their offices. and the deputies
shall receive such compensation as may
be fixed by the board Of supervisors.
The expense Of conducting the bust
ness Of the offices Of the sheriffs shall
be paid by the respective counties in
which such offices are located. The
expense, however, shall be limited to
those which in the opinion Of the board
Of supervisors are necessary or proper.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23
RUSHER'S JUSTIFICATION
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT
His Victim into Phoenix at His Own
Expense.

John Rusher. the colored musician.
charged with chasing Gertie Moore
around with a knife is not without
friends. one of them called at the Of
flee Of the sheriff TO see about it and
offered as a mitigating circumstance
that Rusher had brought the woman
TO Phoenix, that circumstance appar-
emily giving him a right To carve her
up without inviting the Interference
Of local peace officers.
Another bad thing about it. he said.
and in Rusher's favor was the fact
that he has a wife and children I'm Los
Angeles who will be greatly distressed
when they hear about this affair. He
had picked this girl up there and asked
her to accompany him on a musical
tour Of the southwest. He intended
shortly TO return home to the bosom OF
his family and behave himself.
His defender said that he further
knew that Rusher did not intend to
harm the woman. He was only drunk
and engaging in frivolity and she be-
came needlessly frightened. Rusher
was not that kind Of a man.
The whole matter will be aired be-
fore Justice Kyle today.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23

the Rich ranch, but now owned by Dr.
Howard Ramsey OF Phoenix. Mr.. Col
Inns is By no means stranger in this
community. as he lived here from the
time he was a small boy until a few
years ago.
John r Norton took a drove Of beef
cattle To the Phoenix market this week.
Geo. Crook and daughter Odry are
spending a few days in Phoenix.
y. y. Sanders is doing some road
work near Liberty.
Joe Hill road overseer Of the dis
t-ict that includes a long stretch OF
the main buckeye road and the cross
ing Of the Aqua Fria is doing some
much needed work that is very much
appreciated by our people.
:. W Haynes is placing l. horse
power Fairbanks Morse gasoline on
CINE and hoist on the ella Lode Gold
company's property i'm the White min
ing district seven miles north Of Buck
eve. As soon as the machinery is plac-
ed. Mr.. Haynes proposes sinking the
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23

that full head of water viii be turn
ed IN the canal within two weeks.
large amount OF brush is cut and haul
ed 10 the river bank. and men have
been engaged in blasting down rock
from the mountain on the south side
OF the river for some time. the placing
Of the material in the breaks in the
dam will begin in a day or two
The people OF Buckeye have been
interested for some time in the pass
age Of a law similar in effect 10 the
law now effective in Colorado relative
10 irrigation districts. number Of
people owning property here met at
the Office Of Eugene Brady O'Neill in
Phoenix yesterday and listened TO a
reading and discussion OF n bill in
course of construction and nearly COM
pleted that is expected will be pre-
scented to the legislature for tho-
body's consideration within the nezr
five or six DAYS.
W. r. BLACKMER.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23

tips TO help out. Il might seem that
that would put the Chinaman out Of
business but it does not, for he will do
more work than the cheap help Will
do, or perform offices that are beneath
the dignity Of the white-aproned girl
or short-coated man. As this work has
TO be done by somebody. the Chinaman
gets the job and names his own price.
For the same reasons the JaDs who are
now here would probably welcome an
exclusion law. It serves the Orientals
in the place of a union
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23

Coz Mr.. Thorpe expected to come 60
Buckeye today but he is threatened
with an attack Of tOnsilitis and will
therefore rest for short time before
coming here.
Geo. Day is in Phoenix disposing Of
@ bunch Of beef cattle.
p. f. Moore is AT the capital city on
business.
James W. Collins has a number of
horses at work at the head Of the Ari-
IONA canal.
G.. G. Coy is in Phoenix on business.
Abe Collins has rented the north So
acres Of what was formally known as
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23
THE BUCKEYE COUNTRY.
Ready for the Railroad. Talk of an
Irrigation District

Buckeye. Feb. 21-CSpecial Core
spOndence Of The Republican.)-GeO.
p. Brown went to Phoenix yesterday
10 meet James r. Thorpe. president Of
the Wessex Water Co. buckeye Canal
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23
500 REWARD, s1OO.

The readers or TINS paper will be
pleased TO learn that there is at least one
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in all its stages. and that IS
CatarTh. Halls CatarTh Cure is the only
positive cure now known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitu-
tonal disease, requires a constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken
internally acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system
thereby destroying the foundation Of the
disease, and giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution and as
sisting nature in doing its work. The
prOpTietOrs have so much faith in its cur
Hundred Dollars for any case that il
fails to cure. Send for list OF testimon-
ialS.
Address. F. J. CHENEY & CO,
Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for Constips-
ton.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23


Harvard Medical College. Was formerly mem
Der OF the Rhode island and Colorado State Medical
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Are you suffering from some chronic anectioni
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Arizona republican., 1907-02-23

Henry Maillards famous New York
candies received fresh every week at
the Phoenix Bakery
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23

Like cures like. except in the dis
ease known as Observation-Disclosures Rec
ord.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-23
aothIng Succeeds Like succrs
Oh Like SUCCESS.
DIP. nlBRARD
IS KNOWN THROUGHOUT
THE SOUTHWEST As =
Leading Specialist
~ CHRONIC DISEASES

He hIs the confdenoE
and patronage Of tn
leading business men
and N ost promInsus
citizens OF Arizona. The
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-08
BRAVO, VERMONT!

The West came into its own when
Prof. w. T. Vernon Of Kansas broke
the ice and was appointed to the
most prominent position yet given a
negro by the national government.
Now we are in receipt Of an artist
cally gotten up menu of compliment
tary banquet rendered him by the
leading men Of the East and in fact
of the country. That his merit would
win the recognition of thoughtful peo-
pie could have been foretold by us
Westerners who know him. But such
quick and widespread appreciation of
the Western Joshua stamps him as a
leader not alone OF the West but of
the whole country.
We are proud Of Prof. Vernon's
success. We would see his useful
ness and his honors increase.