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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09

"Why did Mrs. Fiekler sue her hus-
band for divorcef"
Il suppose he was the only man she
could sue IL she really wished to get
Milwaukee journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09
NJ DANGER.

Stella-Does she complain Of being
misunderstood? Bella-No; her money
talks New York Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09

Senator llillery, of Morris, has con-
cluded that it is better politics to WELD
the temahawk, rather than the gavel,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09

Bear the best humhly and the worst
resignelly. Homer
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09

There's satisfaction in smoking
Lamhertville Put l's.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09

A Positive
CURE
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Is quickly absorbed.
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1t cleanses, soothes
heals and protects
the diseased MEM
brane. 1t cures Ca
talrh and drive $
away II Cold in the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-01-09

Taste and Smell Full size so cts, at Drug
gists or by mail; Trial Size 10 cts. by mail.
Ely Brothers Sc Warren Street. New York.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
rarnet. for Anrlers.

Not long ago several wood disks, one foot in diameter, painted white, and each provided with a line and lead weight, were placed in the pool in Central park, this city, by the Anglers club, for targets for fly and hait-casting. As granitoid walk adjoins the eastern end Of the pool, and the targets furthest from the casting platform are near this walk, thousands of park visitors worry the lives out of the policemen and park employees with questions relative to the purpose of the white disks. They have been asked if the strange things are early lilypads and-everything m, der the sun an idle lounger can i'm agine. One of the patrolmen told me the other day that his naturally sweet temper had been ruined since the ap. pearanee of them things But the most curious questions of all was fired at me one day as l watched the anglers praetieing.
 Are those tin cans used in fish breeding?" asked the visitor.
 What eans?" l queried, not grasp ing his meaning.
 "Why, those tin cans in lthe lakeg'
 'Oh. No, those are targets. For. est and Stream.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
HAPPENED AT BAD TIME.
Minister. Fall Significant in View of
 Previous Words.

Tn a smali church in one Of the min Ing towns of Pennsylvania was pull pif both antique and unique. It was about the size and shape of a flour barrel. was elevated from the floor about four feet and was fastened to The wall. The ascent was by narrow winding steps.
 A minister from a neighhoring town. | man of great vigor and vehemenee, preached there one Sunday While preaching he bent forward and shout ed oat with great force the words of his text.
 "The righteous shall stand, but the wicked shall fail
 Just as these words escaped from his lips, the pulpit broke from it's fastening. and he fell out and rolled over on the floor before his congre- gation. In an instant he was on his feet again and said
 Brethren. l am not hurt, and don't mind the fall much, but l do hate the connection"
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Is the Sailors, Frlene.

Sixty thousand sailors look to H. A. Hanbury for advice and for protec- tion. Mr. Hanbury is the United States shipping commissioner for the port of New York He is the sailors judge and jury. The men who sign on foreign craft now must appear be fore him for their papers Instead Of going to the consuls of the various countries He decides all disputed questions between the men and their sailing masters. Many of the abuses 0. these men that formerly were com mon. such as compelling them to buy their outfits from the ship owners or captains. have been done away with undes Mir Hanbury's rule. His office is on the Battery park, New York, where he easily can reach all the ships leaving that port.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
 New Austrian Railway.

Hitherto tourists from the United States who chose the southern trip to Europe left the steamer Ut Gibraltar or Naples. but many, chiefly those who had already been in Italy, now come to Trieste and continue from here their voyage by the new Aus. trian railway. There can hardly be more beautiful country than the regions which are made accessible by this new Transalpine railroad. The new railway is owned by the state, and is 13o miles long There are IS tunnels, with q total length of ten miles. There are 50 bridges. one of which, across the river .lzonzo, has the longest stone span in the world. There are, besides. as many as 67s smaller bridges and Yiaddcts.-Con. sular Reports.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
ELEVEN YEARS OF ECZEMA.
Hands Cracked and Bleeding-Nail Came Of of Finser-Cutieura Rem
 edies Brought Prompt Relief.

T had eczema on my hands for about eleven years. The hands crack ed open in many places and bled. One of my fingers was so bad that the nail came off. l had tried so many rem edies, and they all had failed to cure me. had seen three doctors, but got no relief. Finally got cake of Guti- eura Soap. box of Cutieura Ointment and two bottles of Cutieura Resolvent Pills. Of course 1 keep Cuticura Soap all the time for my hands. but the one cake of Soap and half a box of Guti- cura Ointment cured them. l recom- mend the GHticura Remedies to all suffering with eczema. Mrs. Eliza A.. Wiley. R. F. D. No. ?, Liscomb, la, Oct. IS, 1906."
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
New Automatic Rifle,

The self-loading or automatic musk. ct is now being seriously considered as the infantry arm of the future The equipment of the great armies of the world with an improved rifle is hardly completed when the mechanics begin work on | new weapon. At the recent examinations of the German War Academy the automatic rifle was one of the themes for discussion. The piece now on trial has magazine holding ten cartridges; the reeoil is utilized to load and cock Consequent. ly the soldier can remain quietly in position, never removing his eye from the target, ard fire his ten shots.- New York Sun.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
HERE'S ONE ON THE "RooKEY."
Gets Sentry Gall Twisted When Dag.
 zled by Commander.

A drummer sometimes gets his or ders twisted. but never quite SO badly as the "rookey" I saw down at Chick amauga when the troops were being mustered in for the Spanish-American war. says a travelling man in the St Louis Post-Dispateh.
 This boy. fresh from St. Louis, was on the way to the front and proud of 1t. He had his first assignment to guard duty and he had been carefully instructed as to calling Who goes there?"
 The officer in command of the di- vision was a dignified martinet The "ruokey" had never seen him About midnight the general came home frcm a reception in town. He was all fixed up in his dress togs and he was the swellest thing the new guard ever saw. As the general passed his post the boy gazed at him open-mouthed Just in time he remembered he was expected to say something. So he gasped:
 There goes who?"
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Enoland's Debt to France.

One of the chief debts to France is that she nourishes our ideas, trans forms them, makes them her own, just as she transplanted and trans- mitted the flower of the Renaissance In an earlier day With all our na- tienal vanity we never dispute the parentage. It is only territory and diplomatic prestige and commerce about which We quarrel with our sweet enemy. '-London Academy.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
New in Wall Paper.

new design in fancy wall paper patterns comes from Kansas City; also a way to utilize cancelled checks. A firm has had all it's offices papered with old checks, placed neatly edge to edge. The face figures of the checks vary from s30,0o0 to s1 600, and the total for one room is $S,O00,- 0O0 As gilt moulding runs around the edges of each cheek-panel, the general effect is rather pleasing.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
"Mskesz It Go Away"

We simply can't do without it. We are not going to try. When Bobby stubs his toe. As Ma. where's the Lightning On?" When Lizzie burns her hand or arm, it's Where's the Lightning On?" When little Dicks been playing with a humble bee, it's Where's the Lightning oil?' The echo of all our aflieiiens is Where's the Lightning oii2" It's the balm that makes the pain go way. Sincerely yours. P. Cassidy, Montevallo, Ala.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Save the Babies.

INFANT MORTALITY something fg We hardly realize that of
 all children born civilized countries twentytwo per cent, neSy
 onearer die before they reach year, seVen oent or more than onet before they fv and onha before they fifteen!
 We do hesitate say that timely of Coria would
 y these precious lives Neither hesitate that of these nnle deaths oecaond by the narcotic preparations Dp nues soothing ups sold for ehdns complaints contain or less opum morphine They considerable quantities deadly posons In quantity they spe circulation and lead congeston sickness dea Caa operates exactly the reverse but you that bears the signature Cha Fletcher the blood circulate properly opens tho pores of the skin and alay3 fever.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
The Fourth of July
By T. c. HARBAUGfI

Old Glory is waving on land and on
 sea, The hope of the Nation, the pride of
 the free. Our fleets bear 1t outward to harbors
 afar. And dear 10 the eye is the gleam of
 each star; In beauty it floats over hemloek and
 pine. Adown to our orange-fringed tropical
 line. Our fathers beneath it were willing
 to die And new luster it gets on the Fourth
 Of July. The Old Continentals, methinks that
 they come Out of the past at the tap of the drum, Their swords are aloft and their bay
 onets shine And Washington rides at the head of
 the line; There Sumter and Schuyler are fight
 ing again. And wonder IS charging Mad An
 thony' Wayne, They fought and they fell meath the
 Unions blue sky, And gave to Columbia her Fourth of
 July. We reach out from ocean to ocean
 afar. A nation of freemen all matehless in
 war, Dur eagles a-wins, of his grandeur an-
 shorn, For never by foe has his plamage
 been torn: And woe 10 the hand that would letter
 his flight. Or sallx the banner he guards in his
 might: He watches our land from his erie on
 high. And our flag waves for him on the
 Fourth Of July; Our forefathers gave us this home of
 the free And tenderly guarded young Liberty,s
 tree: undaunted in battle heroic they stood And nomished the soil with the best
 of their blood; Blow. blew the wild bugles, but not
 for the fray. The morning has dawned upon Lbcr-
 tvs day; UnfHrl the proud emblem that kisses
 the sky For this is the worlds only Fourth of
 July. The rollicking drums, let them sound
 in their might, And rally the people, but not for the
 fight; The land is afame, and the rockets
 fierce fire Will show where our eagle mounts
 higher and high,r; And listen. OCT Brandywine's historic
 plain The old Continentals are swarming
 again; With the tread of the brave and tlss
 soldiers true eye, They march, as it were, to our Fourth
 of July. The Past is our pride and the cycles of fate Await us inside of the Century's gate; We dress to the colors that flutter and
 shine, While Liberty's stands at the head of the line; Look up at the Flag that will never
 grow old AS long as the tale of our fathers is told! As long as our land is our home may
 it fly To crown with it's glory each Fourth l CF Tftx-
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
To Tell of Royal Scandal.

A book is soon to appear in Dres- den, entitled "A Fight for a Royal Child The author is Ida Kremer. She tells of her experiences as gov erness in the house of the Countess Montignoso until she was obliged to depart by order of the court marshal of the king of Saxony.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Tcrpedoes.

Torpedoes or "throw-downs" are generally compositions of chlorates or chlorates and sulphur, with gravel to give the device weight. all wrapped in tissue paper. Some genius has in. vented a firecracker of compressed air to take the place of the present giant crackers, which contain dynamite.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
AdIai Stevenson a Traveller.

Adlai E. Stevenson, one of the two living vice presidents. puts in most of his time travelling about the country visiting relatives, whose name is legion. particularly in the south. He stays little at his comfortable but un- pretentious home in Bloomington, H.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Her Good Advice

aI am often asked by friends what to do for skin troubles such as Ecze- ma, Ringworm and similar afiiictions. l always recommend Hunts Cure. consider 1t the surest remedy for itching troubles of any character there is made Mrs J. L Hightower, Pal metto. La,
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Test It's Value.

Simmons Liver Purifier is the most valuable remedy ever tried for con stipation or disordered Liver. It does its work thoroughly, but does not sripe like most remedies of it's char aeter. l certainly recommend it when eyer the opportunity oecurs.-M. w.. Thomlinson, Oswego, Kan.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Mere PIeasantries.

Sky Rocket-Ah' I'm going of on the Fourth. and have a high old time
 Pin Wheel-Bah, You're always shooting off about yourself l never blow about it. but generally have g gay little whirl myself
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Are You One?

Itching troubles appear to be epi- demic at this time. Are you so affiict- ed If so give Hunts Cure trial It is positively guaranteed to cure any form of itch known A failure means it costs you nothing.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
d Vast SunpIv.

"Solomon was the wisest man." re marked the student.
 "Yes. answered Mir. Meekton, he couldn't help being wise with so may wives to give him advice.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
A Success,

Do you think airships will ever be . success?"
 They're a success now. A Toledo man made ss0,000 out of them last year without taking the ship out of the tent."-Detroit Free Press.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Describing Weather Conditions.

The weather is called calm if the air is not moving at more than three miles an hour; A miles is strong breeze, 40 gale, To a storm, and go a hurricane.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. It cures painful swollen, smarting sweating feet Makes new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores. Don accept any substitute. Sample FREE. Address A S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. \.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
A Definition.

"Pa. what is refined cruelty?'
 Heading the Declaration Of Inde pendence to lot of people who are a3hiIS :e got at the lunch baskets
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04

There are times when the still. small voice of conscience seems to come from the big end of mega phone.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04

One idea of hypocrite is man who really admires his mother-in-law. but is too contrary to admit the fact.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04

Mrs. Winslcw's Soothing Syrup. For children teething. softens the gums, reduces m aammasicn, alsys pain. wind coc. 25o bottle.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04

Those who are fancy free are free to fancy what they please
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
Many Measures Looked After.

As many as t3t0 metric weights and measures were submitted for verification in the city of London during last year.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04

Don't attempt to set off complicate pyrotechnics without thoroughly com pretending the process.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04

Don't wear a thin infammable froek. Put on cloth skirt if there are fire crackers about.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
DONT'S FOR THE FOURTH

Don't allow the freerackers to go off in the grass unless yen want the lawn ruined.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04

Don't lay away leftover fireworks for another year. They are dangerous things to pack away where mice ca get at them. Buy only so many as can be used on the day appointed.
The Monticellonian., 1907-07-04
letters from Prominent Physicians
 addressed tO ChaS. H. Fletcher.

Lous T have prescribed Caos in it efficient speedy remedy" prescribed
  patients"
 Edward Parrish of Brooklyn r. "I household
 
 City Having during years prescribed your heartily commend its The formula nothing deeous to delicate children"
 of Omaha children and the indminate proprietary medicines Castoria exception for conditions which in the children" A. Parker, Kansas City, the medical profession preparation It is reliable the universal household F remarkable remedies opinion Casora has thousands from Ncan furnish hundreds of testimonials from this locality it's efficiency and merts.'
 Dr. Norman M Ge Of Cleveland Ohio During the have frequently preparations of the kind being relieving chdrens while
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19
J. {. PIPkIN

For the past week we have had
the usual spring assortment in
so far as the weather is concern
ed except that it has been dry
all the way through.
This morning the wind is from
the east, rain clouds are visible
and. as the picture illustrates,
some are doubtful about leaving
home without making prepara-
tons for falling weather.
Tuesday night we had a cold
wind from the north and enough
ice, about Is of an inch by morn
inc in water troughS. to settle
the fruit question against us and
also to bite of the leaves on trees
about town. 1t makes things
look little bad, but given IA good
rain now all will be well with us
folks on the Plains.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19
Cured OF Rheumatism.

Mr.. VIM. Henry of Chattanoo-
ga, Tenn. had rheumatism IN his
left arm. THE strength seemed
to have gone out of the muscles
so that it was useless for work, "
he says. Il applied Chamber
lain's Pain Balm and wrapped
the arm in flannel at night, and
to my relief found that the pain
gradually left me and the siren
9th returned. In three weeks
the rheumatism had disappeared
and has not since returned" Ii
troubled with rheumatism try Il
few applications of Pain Balm.
You are certain to be pleased
with the relief which it affords.
For sale by S. V. Writ, druggist.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19
Commercial Club Doings.

At the regular monthly meet
ing of the Commercial Club held
Thursday night Of last week the
number in attendance was not
up to expectations. Only about
twenty members out of a total of
near seventy were present The
meeting, however, was not lack
ing in interest as several lively
discussions were had touching
present and future prospects
and it was IA late hour. near II p.
m. before adjournment.
Dealing with past business IA
resolution of thanks was voted
Judge Cyrus Eakman, }. c.
Hunt, A. $. Rollins, Il. a. Sow
der, r. M. Peeler, John Hutson,
l.. r.. Lester, r. w. O'Keefe, Pat
Young, n. H. Rowan and other
citizens who visited Austin in be
half of the town during the re-
cent scrap over the Amarillo
tear up the tracks between
Washburn and Panhandle" 1t
was the unanimous sentiment of
the Club that these gentlemen,
each one and all of them, had
performed valuable and gallant
service not only for Canyon City
but for Randall county, and at
a sacrifice to themselves of time
and money, and that our citizens
generally owed them heavy
debt of gratitude for such unset
fish devotion in our behalf.
The Santa Fee shop project
was taken up and discussed and
also the deal on foot with the
Rock Island and a proposition to
raise, by assessment, the sum of
one hundred thousand dollars
with which to finance the matter
was favorably received. After
considerable talk along this line
it was moved and carried that
these questions be referred to Il
committee of five, to be appoint
ed by the chair, and to be known
hereafter as the Railroad Com
mittee. Thereupon the chair APP
pointed the following gentlemen
as forming said committee;
/ r. w. O'Keefe, John Hutson,
/ l.. II. Lester, j. f. Smith and l..
G.. Conner.
After some other business of
minor importance the meeting
was, on motion, duly carried, add
journed to Thursday night April
18th at $40.
Don't overlook this next meet
ing-Thursday night April 18th.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19

j. r. Morrow has sold his res
idence to Joe Bybee at 81, 400.
Mr.. Bybee is recently from In
diana and is the purchaser of the
Il. W. Foster section in the north
west portion of the county. He
will move in the Morrow resi-
dence this week, Mr.. Morrow
and family going to Clarendon
where they have bought consid.
cradle property.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19
Splitting on Sidewalks.

Splitting on any kind of side
walks is filthy and disgusting
habit at best and when it comes
to expectorating on such nice
walks as Canyon City will have it
should not be tolerated at all.
In all fairly well regulated
towns, Roswell for instance, it is
made Unable offense to spit on
any OF the sidewalks and The
News is of the opinion that 1t
should be made so in Canyon
City. There is much to be said
in favor of an ordinance to that
effect and not one sensible reason
to advance against it.
Chewing tobacco is nasty
habit anyway, and one to which
The News editor himself must
per force plead guilty, but out of
respect for those who don't, and
especially for the ladies, he-is
willing, and all gentlemen are, to
be regulated as to where he shall
Spit.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19
Mr.. and Mrs. II. II. Rowan, \
X. G.. OLDHAM

Mr.. and Mrs. Y. II. Rowan, n.
Thompson and son, Alb, FL. 5.
Parks and daughter, Geo. l.. Alb
bott and one or two others re-
turned from their Roswell visit
Wednesday. Tom Rowan says
the water down there made him
sick. He is not as enthusiastic
over the Valley" as some OF our
people are.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19

All who know themselves to be
indebted to us, either on account
or by note, are requested to call
and settle at once as we will turn
our books and notes over for col
lection in a short time-not later
than May 18th.
STRINGFELLOW-HUME
HARDWARE Co.
II. u. WILSON.
Canyon City news. (Canyon City, Tex.) 1903-1908, 1907-04-19
Whooping Cough.

have used Chamberlain 5
Cough Remedy in my family in
cases of whooping cough, and
want to tell you that it is the best
medicine ! have ever used. W.
+. Castor, PoSco, Ga. This rem
edy is safe and sure. For sale
by S. V. Writ, druggist.