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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-12

A BOY ABOUT lG YEARS OF ACE.
American Linen Supply Co. m996
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WANTED HELP-MALE

1ST CLASS BARBER; STEADY JOB:
SIS guaranteed, Isl w. I'd So mSt0
WANTED--A NO. / SAUSAGE MAKER.
Call Ind. 1920. m9G6
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FOR RENT-FURNISHED.

THE RICELIEU FURN. ROOMS;
rooms FOR Light housekoeping; rooms
from $3.50 per wk. up 3o5b L. End So
qlA1I
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a GIRL FOR GENERAL HOUSEWORK.
Apply JIG L. So. Temple, ko1SS
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hS UNFURNISHED ROOMS
ousekeeping. II 8. Tribune.
m504
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ECB-CONTRACTORS FOR
on Twin Falls North Side
work and good prices. Faris-
|OIctiop Company, Boise, Idaho.
W k1ii7
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? OPPORTUNITIES. WE
h asers for hotels, restaurants
.j'1e business. everywhere In
7 ntain county. Idaho pre-
'0u wish TO sell? Write to
Estate Investment Co.. Salt
kb62
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|bHHICE PAID FOR IRON,
|nl, bottles, rubber. copper.
unk Co.. 63 z. Sth South.
z301
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NICELY FURNISHED FRONT ROOM.
modern, for l or gentlemen; private
family. rs / st. Bell phone 1o49-X.
Log
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y GOOD GENERAL HOUSE GIRL;
must be good cook in family: no
laundry work; $50. Tel, Bell Forest No.
a. m9l6
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i IH DRAFTING TABLE OR
"tres.les, secondhand. Re
ize: make price, and where
bn S., p. o. box 532. Wanted
k2334
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POSITION AS CASHIER BY EXPERT
cnceG Girl: can give reference. Ad-
dress ~ %. Tribune. mS9d
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JUT FLOWERS
DR SHOP, GEO. J. DWYER,
"a Natl Bank OF Republic.
e673
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WANTED EXPERIENCED TRIM
mers and saleswomen for millinery de-
partment- Address, stating salary and
y 20. Tribune. h815
GIRLS WANTED. SWEET CANDY CO..
1s +. LIST So. J74o
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MANGLE GIRLS AND LADY
clothes ironers. Model Laundry. klS9
EXPERIENCED LADY MATTRESSES
for dining room work at Franklln's.
26S Main
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UPHoLsTERING AND REPAIRING

PARLOR FURNITURE UPHOLSTEkED
and repaired. Estimates submitted on
request. Phones 3299. S. l.. Matt
Mfg. Co.. 15S w lst South. 224
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A COMPETENT COOK; ALSO 4
house girl. Call CTS e. So, Temple.
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FURNISHED ROOMS FOR HOUSE
Keeping or single. 3725 So. Main just
south of p. O. m497
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A COMPETENT, RELIABLE GIRL FOR
general homework; small family, good
wages. 32 7th East street. m31
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$25 TO $4,000 ON ANY GOOD SECUR-
ity, long or short time. easy terms,
lowest rates In the city, strictly con-
fidentiaI. Equitable Loan and Inv. Co,
635 West 2nd South. h164l
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ERAL DIRECTORS
IALL, UNDERTAkEE AND
*26 S. West Temple; phones
VAa2
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LOAN ONLY MY OWN MONEY: NO
commission; no Eastern company. no
third party or delay. Low rates: many
options Russell L. Tracy, IL East 1st
South. m96l
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LOST

a RING OF DELIVERY TAGS. SOME
where in nelghborhood OF First West
and Sth South, Return 10 Tribune office
and receive reward m22
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ri SECONDHAND CLOTH
- valises. best prices paid.
U al street. Reply by postal
~ 317l-k. TIA
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WANTED

JOF GOOD WORK HORSES,
% To 1900 pounds; also one
bs from 1000 10 100 pounds;
>ng and sound. II 2I, Trib-
T m924
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TRAINED NURSE, CARE OF CHiL-
dren afternoons. evenings Address II
2S Tribune ,ooGs
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room for ono or TWO gentlemen; easy
walking distance. Ina. $50 Bridgeport
or phone Ind. 3b32, G22O1
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Sparks Candy Co. 22S So. w. T. m77l
FIRST CLASS COOK AND SECOND
girl. 3lo East End South. m670
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Z HIGH INTEREST WHEN
- will loan you the most
uamonds, watches. tewelry,
Zig, trunks, valises. musical
vat half the interest charged
Uncle Sam. 10 e. 1st So, ST..
q 1924
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ED-EXPERIENCED KITCHEN
girls, Inquire Steward. Knutsford
Hotel k1501
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BY COMPETENT ELDERLY LADY,
position in small family. 40 SO. 2nd
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a VERY PRETTY FURNISHED HOUSE
Tor rent during the summer. 2il Il.
Brigham. mgS6
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YOUNG LADY WISHES WORK BY THE
day. Address 15l S. 5th East In9i2
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a GOOD STEADY BARBER AT LIN
coin House SIS guaranteed. m329
MIXER, s35 PER MONTH. VANCE
McHap. 12th So. and 9th West m90l
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COMPETENT GIRL FOR GENERAL
housework; must be good cook, small
family; no washing; good wages. 81 o
st. Tel. 222 Red. mS53
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CIVIL ENGINEER WANTS WORK. EX-
pert ON design of mine and smoter
buildings also bridges. railways and ir-
rgation. RoN 36G. city. m7GT
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-12

W1ANTED--sEvERAL CHORUS GIRLS
for musical comedy. Apply Allen Cur
It's Comedy Co. opera house, Evanston,
Wyo., May II. mS93
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TWO FURNISHED ROOMS, MODERN.
327 So, 5Ih East k2635
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OR TRADE COUPLE OF GOOD ROCK
wagons. 33l 10 st. m964
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WAITRESS AT los NORTH MAIN
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FOR RENT

5-ROOMS FOR RENT. FURNITURE OF
two for sale, close In. Phone. 1369-Y
m513
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A SMALL FLAT. CLOSE IN. INQUIRE
Dayne es-Romney Music Co., 25 East
1st South m6T7
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GOOD NEW FURNITURE FOR SALE;
too much on hand. 26l s. 7th East
IDgGS
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MONEY TO LOAN

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~~~~-~-~>~
DON'T BORROW MONEY ON YOUR
salary until you see me; one month
free. F. A Newton, AL Herald build
Sng e20S7
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BETWEEN 3RD SO. AND THE COUN.
try club Saturday. black leather purse
initials IN. T." Return to McCornlcly's S
bank. Reward. m2i
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FINE LARGE FRONT SUITE STRICT
ly modern housekeeping, "a East Brig
M
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LADY STENOGRAPTIER. MINING,
legal and railway experience, wishes
10 I'LL vacation vacancies: make arrange
mcnts now. 62l South West Temple.
-
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
A nard Task.

A Chicago man tells of resident of
that city who had been unsuccessful
In one venture after another. At last,
however, he made large sum Of money
BY means Of an invention in car wheels !;
and very soon thereafter his family.
consisting of his wife and two young
daughters, were to be seen taking their
daily outing in motor car.
One day the three We're being driven
rapidly through the park, while look
Of painful self-consciousness over
spread the features of the inventors
wife, as she sat bolt upright, looking
straight before her.
'Now, ma" came in clear tones from
one of the daughters, whose keen face
was alive with enjoyment. now, ma,
can't you loll back and not look as If
the water was boiling over"
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications. as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, ard that is
caused by an inhamed condition OF the mu-
rous lining Of the Eustachian Tube. When
this tube is indamed you have a rumbling
sntirely closed, Deafness Is the result and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to Its normal condi-
lion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh
which Is nothing but az .nfamed condition
Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness Caused by catarrn,
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars free.
f. j. CHENEY Il CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. Toe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
Onr Own MInXtreIS.

'Mistah Johnsing, wot am de diff'unce
tween fust class seventy dollah tailah
made suit o cloes an TO dollah ready
made suit?"
That's little too deep for me, George.
You will have to tell me. What is the
difference between first class $40 tailor
made suit of clothes and a 81 ready made
suit?"
Il knowed yo' couldn't tell Mistah
Johnsing. Eff yo' could, yo' wouldn't be
wearin' dat suit O han-me-downs yo' got
on now"
Ladies and gentlemen, the pleasing
tenor, Mr.. Pierce de Skize, will sing that
most touching .of ballads, Policeman,
Please Grab the Other Arm; My Vacci-
nation Is Taking y"
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

To see an object on the earth's surface
100 miles away the observer must be
1867 feet above the level of the sen.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.

Unable to Do Even Homework Be-
cause OF Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, Of Gin
ton street Napoleon, Ohio. says: For
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
UNION OF FARMERS.
NEARLY TWO MILLION MEM.
BERS NOW ENROLLED.
TiIicrs of the Soil All over the Coun-
try Now Banded in Great Educa-
tionai and Cooperative Organi-
zatiOn.

The Farmers Educational and Co
operative Union now claims member
ship of 100000, representing, approx
imately, one-eighth of the States In
Arkansas alone there are $4,000 meni-
bers of the Farmers Union. and Texas
claims 225,000 to 275,OO0 Every south
ern and many western States have
large membership.
Not only is the organization strong
in numbers, but ii is developed in or
ganiZation, from the State association
down to the district, county aud local
associations, each having its charter
to do business in the name of the I'M
ion. Every State has business agent
whose duties are as well defined as
the duties of State Auditor.
Yet the movement is in its infancy,
as to years, having been started in an
out of the way place in Texas less
than a decade ago. Newt Gresham,
father of the Farmers Union" called
the first local together, few years
ago, in the town of Point, in Northeast
Texas.
One of the basic principles of the
Farmers Educational and Co-opera-
tive Union is that business is bust
ness" in short, that cause and effect
must be taken into account and that
system must underlie the plans of the
farmers, the same as the plans of opei'
ators in any other business. Long DC
fore the idea of warehouses was given
publicity the men behind the Farmers
Union had evolved a scheme covering
actual construction and safeguards
against obstructing factors.
The average Farmers Union man is
not full of the sentiment about what
the farming class ought to have, but
he has reached the conclusion, by rea-
sOning along business lines, that the
farmer can make things happen.
For the first time in the history of
the cotton growers, for instance, they
have discovered that cotton is not
merely Il bag of fiber, valuable only
after it has reached the hands of the
manipulation, but that it has represent
ative value, as well as n real value,
/ and may be used as collateral the
I same as a check or a gilt-edge promis-
: sorry note. Upon this idea, largely, is
based the success of the warehouse
! scheme. The farmer, should he be too
! poor to hold his product against a low
market, may house the cotton and
draw money on it up to large per-
centage of its value.
Warehouses are scattered over the
| country by the hundreds. 1--WE are
J able to store away for an indefinite pc
, Rod 100000 bales of cotton if need
! be-" said prominent Texan, land
new warehouses are going up every
day"
| South; it is rapidly gaining in the
! North and West. At the national con-
/ vention two years ago there was hard
" q delegate or visitor from any sec
! lion except the cottOn-growing States.
At the recent convention not only
was there delegation from the Mid
die West, but even from Washington
and California. The comprehensive
scope is also shown in the nature of
the committees now Endorsed by the
union. There are committees on cot
ton. grain, stock, sirup and canning
| products.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
TREMENDOUS GROWTH OF MIL,
WAUKEE CONCERN.

Mayer Boot and Shoe Company, of
Milwaukee, with Pacific Coast
Branch at Seattle, One of Largest
Concerns I'm Country.
Milwaukee can be proud to be the
home of the Mayer Boot and Shoe
company. Next to the fame of Mil
waukee's great breweries comes the
countrywide reputation of Mayer
boots and shoes. Mayer shoes have
won their reputation on quality. The
Mayer Boot and Shoe company has
peristently refused to lower quality to
enable it to sell shoes at a lower price.
and by maintaining this honest and
superior quality and keeping in the
front ranks in style, it has gradually
won the confidence of thousands of
shoe wearers who purchase Mayer
haze shoes year after year-who look
at the Mayer trade mark as positive
evidence of style, comfort, and good
wearing quality.
This quality policy so consistently
pursued has resulted in healthful and
rapid growth. In the twenty-five
years since the Mayer Shoe company
began operations it has outgrown six
factories. And in the last six months,
during which the last factory annex in
Milwaukee has been building, the VOL
ume of business has so greatly in
creased that even with this new annex
the output lags far behind the de-
mand.
Including the new Seattle factory,
which has just been completed, the
total capacity of the Mayer Boot and
Shoe company exceeds 5000 pairs a
day. This remarkable output, togeth-
er with the inability of Mayer COM
pany to build factories fast enough to
keep pace with the demand, is most
convincing evidence of the high quail
ity of Mayer footwear.
In the first place the Mayer shoes
are sensible. While good style is an
important factor, comfort is always a
greater consideration; while conspicu-
Gus extremes are avoided, refined
dressiness is always secured. The ex.
ceptional durability and splendid
wearing quality Of Mayer shoes are
due to the use of only the best leath-
er and the employment of only the
most experienced and skillful work
men. From the wide range of styles
you are certain to find one which
pleases. The best known brands are
the "Honorbilt' fine shoes; the Mar
tina Washington" Comfort shoes; "Spe-
cial Merit" school shoes, and the
"Yerma" cushion shoes. If you want
a dress shoe, work shoe, or a shoe
ldressy enough for general uses, yet
sturdy enough for rough usage, it is
our belief that you can't do better
than to ask your dealer to supply you
with one of the Mayer brands.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
Hotel KEYS.

II suppose" said guest, "a goos
many forgetful people go of with hotel
Seys?"
This will show you" said the clerk
And he took from drawer the fol.
lowing printed slip:
"The manager of the Blank Hotel &C.
knowledges with thanks the return OF
key No. -, which sir. -, by oversight
carried away on departure"
So many keys, the young man ex.
planned, were mailed by f--getfu
guests it had been deemed advisable, as
a time saving device, to have key ac
acknowledgement printed.-New Orleans
Times Democrat.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

exchanged for regular 5-csRt stamp or
one of equivalent value in any Of the
countries that have accepted the agree
ment. This will allow any one writing to
foreign country to incloss q stamp for
return postage. There is no doubt that it
will also be used in a small way as an in
ternational money order.
The countries that have entered into
the agreement are: The United States,
Great Britain, France, Germany, Austria,
Belgium, Spain. British colonies, French
colonies, Egypt, Mexico, Bosnia Herzego-
vina, Sweden, Switzerland, Roumania,
Japan, Siam, Korea, Greece. Italy, Chile,
Costa Rica, Crete, Denmark, Luxembourg
and Norway.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

fifteen years | was a
great sufferer from
kidney troubles. My
back panied me terri
bly,. Every turn or
move caused sharp,
shooting pains. My
eyesight W S poor.
dark spots appeared
before me. and | had
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

WORLD POSTAGE STAMPS.
Five Million, ISSUED and VIII soon
Re ON SnlG Here.

Five Million, Issued and VIII Soon
BE on Sale Here.
Five millions of the new international
postage stamp, agreed upon last year at
The Rome postal congress, will soon be
issued, and will be ON sale in the United
States thereafter. TIE stamp was design
I'd by NJ. Eugene Grasset of Paris, and
is being printed in Switzerland.
The stamp is really a coupon, measur-
ing nearly four by three inches. The
vignet represents the figure of goddess
as a messenger of peace from one hemi-
sphere to another. The coupon may be
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19
ArtisticaIiy Speaking.

Mrs. Xavier Cooking at photography
Its an excellent picture of you, but it's
an exceedingly poor one of your husband.
Mrs. Crossway-I know it, but like
it all Ihe better on that account. He
makes such an admirable-er-foil, you
know.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

dizzy spells. For ten years could not
do housework, and for two years did
not get out of the house. The kidney
secretions were irregular, and doctors
were not helping me. Doau's kidney
Pills brought me quick relief, and final
ly cured me. They saved my life"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box,
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

The late Henry Harland is said to
have received $4,000 from one of hi,
novels, but his manner of working killed
him.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

= - Q g. yitus Dance and all Nsrvsas Diseases
- Permanently Cured By d.. Khas' Great
Eerys Rssto Send for Free &c trial bottle tsatss
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

A that shop" was opened in London
by the Countess Fabricotti, recently. Liv-
cried footmen handed around tea and
cakes.
The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-10-19

Mrs. winslov's Hcotinug Syrup for Chncren
tlon. zilnys pain. sarss VIM cola Sso botslA
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
. ONE HUNDRED MILLION
OPIUM SMOKERS. F.;
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

The casual observer may THINK
that the opium traf1ic-smuggl1ng
opium, smoking opium, and eating
oDium-is minor trade, and IN
Obliged In by only a few reckless
habitues who want to be waited 10
other worlds. This is not SO. Inc
stamina and the characterof the en-
tire Chinese race have already been
50 sapped by this drug that the re-
shifting decentralization has frightened
even the degraded victims or the
habit. To-day, China, drugged' de-
bauched, frightened at her own des-
perate condition, is graphing VIVA
the vice that has her by the throat.
No such heroic effort at moral reform
has ever before been made by a hu-
man government. And the Chris
tians who debauched her are looking
on, skeptically, questioning ChinaIs
"sincerity." At Tien-tsin, where the
Chinese officials had closed all the
opium dens in the native city, MI.
Merwin found the dens in the foreign
concessions, licensed for revenue ny
the foreign consuls, running Wlue
omen. In vain the Chinese officials
nrotested that this laxity completely
nullified the effort OF their own pro-
hibition. The cunsuls could not see
their way clear to give up the reVe-
nue.. Truly, it is an extraordinary
story. :,
The most conservative official esti'
mate of the opium-smoking popuia-
tion of China is 100, 100000 - only
1e, 900, 900 more than the entire pop
ulation of the United States. Many
officials place the list at 15O,o0o'ooo
From Success Magazine.
Wyoming has unearthed a fossil
| lizard 314 feet long.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
Digestion Not q Joke.

II the United States Congress
should give up a week to the discus.
sion of proper methods of eating and
the ways of curing weak stomachs,
a laugh would go up from one end
of the United States to the other, and
there would be more ridicule than
was caused by President Roosevelt's
effort to promote simplified spelling
This lack of appreciation Of the mat
ter is the real root of the evil. Once
the public gets to feel that half OF
the human ills comes through neglect
and abuse of the digestive apparatus,
the difficulty will be half remedied.
The man with bad digestion
makes q bad citizen; no one knows
how much criminality finds its basis
in a mind warped through improper
nourishment. The healthy man with
a good stomach makes a good citizen.
He feels right, talks right, and acts
right. If we all had good stomachs
countless evils would disappear froI,
our lives.
We are more sensitive to adultera-
ton than to abuse Of food. All Amer
lea was aroused over the packing
house disclosures made in 1905, and
when the Government Committee OF
Investigation reported that the
charges were true, Congress gave us
a pure-food bill. Much the same Dill
had been knocking at the doors of tho
National Legislature for twenty .'ears
before, without being heard. The
nopular voice was at last raised and
relief followed "The Crime OF
Uneducated Eating" by Charles IL.
cochrane, in the Metropolitan Maya
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