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Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01
CAMP WITH REGULARS.
Order Issued for State Troops to Go
Into Camps at Forts Pickens
and Dade-

Tallahassee, Fla, Sept. 2S.-AdJt-
Gen. Foster has issued orders for
the joint maneuvers to be held this
year between the, Florida militia and
the coast artiIIerN which will cover
ten days, from OCTOBER 10 The
organizations within the artillery dis
trict of TamAa wi rendezvous at
Fort Dade for dotg and at Fort Pick
ems for the Pensacola district, Past
experience has! provsh mat the ser
vice with the regulsFs is of profit be-
yond the usual safe encampment,
and the arrangenleht to divide the
state troops in two bodies for this
time is regarded as a very satisfac-
tory departure from the usual Gus
tom.
The Adjutant General urges the
desirability of a full knowledge.
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01
Sizing HerUp.

You donNseem to like Miss Cab
bic. Mrs. MalapSep," remarked Mrs,
Browne. "WhyffsIt?"
Il detest hep" repnSd Mrs, Mala-
prop. because she's nothing but a
scandal mongrel and everybody thai
knows her will collaborate that state
ment- philadelphia Press.
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01
The First Ascendant.

Guide NYou WIN be the first per
son, my lord Who Will have climbed
TO the top of y e mountain.
My Lord yea and who was the
first?
Guide-A postcard seller. who has
now got a shop on the summit
Bon Vivant
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup is sold
under a positive guarantee to cure
-onstipation, sick headache, stomach
trouble. or any form of indigestion.
If it fails, the manufacturers refund
your money. What more car any one
do? City Pharmacy. dws
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01

a. J. Nusbaum, Batesvllle. Indiana,
writes: Last year l suffered for
three months with a summer cold so
distressing that it interfered with my
business. l had many Of the symp-
toms of hay fever, and a doctor 5
prescription did not reach my case,
and l took several medicines which
seemed to only aggravate my case
Fortunately l insisted upon having
Foley's Honey and Tar in the yellow
package, and it quickly cured me. Ny
wife has since used Foley's Honey
and Tar with the same success" City
Pharmacy. DIV
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01
Book, News and Commercial
| PRIN TIERS

Mo job is too large and none too small for
~ US to handle, and everything in the
Printing Line comes easily within our limit
OUR stock of Bond, Linen and Rag Papers
is one of the largest carried in Florida,
and with a well equipped modern Printing
Plant, new type, and artistic printers, we
can furnish you with Stationery as cheap as
and prompt as any establishment in the
South. A trial will convince. Samples and
Estimates Furnished on Application
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01
\ Aaughty Baby.

Tommy aAbaby is naughty. He
cried because l wostdn't give him any
of my cake.
Mammals hIs own Bake finished?
Tommy-Yes. ma, and he cried
while l was eating that, tOo,-Punch.
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-10-01
EIGHT ARE KILLED
And Many Wounded in Il. & o. Rail-
Toad Accident.

KOiu tCClueiN.
Wheeling. w. Va. Sept. aS.@
Eight men weSs killed. four fatally
injured and sevApteen more or less
injured today whe fthe Chicago and
Wheeling express tFAp No. IA. on the
Baltimore and oAio Railroad was
wrecked in the Cards t sellaire, o.,
a few miles bsOw thisNcity,
A freight fain had pst taken a
siding for e express. Tue passeng-
er train. however, failed to pass over
the switch and crashed into the
freight SUntil late hour tonight
the exact number of dead and injured
was not definitely known.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
GILLIAN


DR.. Forde and wife have re.
urncd home after spending u
week IN 81. Louis.
j.. W. Rickman's house was
consumed by fire last week.
Lass $500 insurance 500.
The contents were all saved
Xcept the cook stove.
II. Nj. Sweeney is having u
new barn built, j. +. Cross is
experimenting the work.
Water is getting scarce in
this part Of the county.
Mr.. aud Mrs. j.. +. Cross
were in Marshall last Sunday.
DR.. J.. II. Osborn WAS On
the sick list last week.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Remarkable Rescue.

That truth Is stranger than fiction,
has once more been demonstrated In
TIE little town Of Fedora, Tenn, the
residence Of &. V. Pepper. Hewrites
81 vas In bed, entirely disabled with
hemorrhages Of the lungs and throat.
Doctors failed 10 help me, aud all
hope had fed when ! began taking DR.
Kiug's New Discovery, Then inst,p,
relief came. The coughing soon
ceased; the bleeding diminished rap
IDLY, aud In three weeks | was able u
60 Ia work" Guaranteed cure ioI
coughs aud colds. hOc aud si.OO al
y. II. Franklin's drug store, trisI
bottle free,
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

veil NJ rage went M from tho crowd
In the melee the pot slipped and Eel!
ipon the stone hearth. and ms lts
,calding contents flew into the FIRE
md upon The hot hearth as we'll. such
coughing and sneezing and weeping
" smarting tears ensnod that Anne
md Jack almost laughed aloud The
non fell hack. hastily seeking TOT
pen air. aud Anne followed them.
we may stlll make pepper tea and
rot he n traitor To- the principles N
liberty she called mocklngly after
the leader. How like you my BREW
lie was choking and sneeling. and
only replied with n hearty oath. Ha
md his men skunk on. defeated and
detected.
Anne and Jack faced each Other
through the binding pepper smoke
oh, open the window" gasped she
lack obeyed. A. the atmosphere
cleared no looked ut her somewhat
shamefaccdly.
You were mighty brave. Anne" he
said. slowly. ~ think twas ] who
was tho coward indeed"
"Oh. truly, " YOU had not been here
I never would have done Il. for was
frightened out ~ my wits" she said
And 10 think that you came IA warn
me after had been 81 hateful Ia YOU
Suppose you hadn't come! oh. |
would have died." The tension broke
md big tears began TO run down her
checks. Jack came a step nearer and
took her hand.
Don't" he whispered. don't cry,
dear Anne. Don't. don't! What need
Ia cry now"
II was 50 cross To YOU" she sobbed.
hut the girls had made ma angry. ~
I wouldn't have been. DO you forgivs
me-"
Now his arms were around her and
,he leaned against his shoulder
Why, Anne" he said; why. my
sweet"
There was stiffness In the room for
awhile. and then Anne raised hss
head with n smile.
I've wasted near half q pound al
| The fine India pepper" she said. amt
| IN have to make fresh tea"
But Jack raised her lips TO his. INC
more tea, Anne" he said. You 10
| long 10 me now"
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
CRETCHER
Intended for last week

Lester Hall returned home
Tuesday morning after spend
ing two or three months in
North Dakota.
Mrs. Jake Kuykendall and
nephew, Thomas Osborn were
shopping in Sweet Springs
Monday.
The dance given by Mrs.
Jake Kuykendall was a sue.
cessful one. All who were
present enjoyed themselves
greatly. Those in attendance
were Misses Dora aud Annie
Langewisch, Maudie aud
Margaret Blakely, Bessie and
Lizzie Hemme, Katie Makes,
Ida May Hartman, Lille
Shrader, Birdie Sims, Flora
Kiliion, Ruth Gray and Lena
John, Bob Sims aud wife, M.
W. Pittman aud family, Milton
Kuykendall and wife, George
Kuykendall and family, Will.
liam Langewisch and wife,
9th Van uskirk and family,
Elmer Ballard and wife.
Messrs. Fred and Henry
Langewisch, Henry and John
Warneke, Ernest LANCE, Gus
Hemme, Bob Stafford, Jack
and Samuel Lee, A. Il. Wright
Jessie Robertson, Stephen
McGinnis, Frank Tuck, SIN.
Pittman, Joe Monegali, Mar
vim Hayes, Will Grain, Louis
Van uskirk, Harry Joley,
Grover and August Leonard,
Philip Miller, Frank higgins,
y. R. Harris, George Hemme
and John Hall. The dance
was given In honor of Tom
Osborn a nephew of Mrs.
Kuykendall who left next day
for Los Angeles, Cal.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Raymond lines, the 10 months old
son Of George and Minnie lines, died
at the home Of his parents in Sweet
Springs, Saturday night, Nov. ~ OF
spinal meningitis. The funeral was
held At the home Sunday afternoon
and the services were conducted by
Rev. L. W. Arnold. Burial at Fair
view cemetery.---Master johnnie
Keeth OF Los Angeles Cal. arrived
Thursday and went 10 visit his grand.
parents, Monroe Keith and wife cas-,
OF town.-Sweet Springs Herald.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Strange as II may seem 10 tbickly
settled country, wolves 10 this county
eem TO he on the increase, There are
said TO be Ave or ak In the Norton
oeighborhood, some near Fsirville
and q lot on the islands 10 the Mis.
souri, river. A short time ago they
killed one OF Thos. Nugen's dogs, near
Norton, and two red fox were found
dead on the farm OF WIN Long, near
f~airville, and from the manner 10
which thcy were killed, II IL supposed
that II was the work Of wolves -sia.
ter Rustler.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
He Fired the Stick.

81 have fred tho walking stick I've
carried owe 10 years, on account Of u
sore that resisted every kind Of treat.
ment, until ! tried Bucklen's Arnica
Salve; that has healed the sore aud
made me 4 happy man." writes John
Garrett, Of North Mills, N. G
Guaranteed for Pllss, Burns, etc., by
p. Il. Franklin, druggist 25c.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
ATea Party
Episode
ny SOPHIE GATES KERR



~tcopyright.)
In Mr.. Edward Gcrard's great parior
sat a group of excited girls. II was
Annapolis. October 20. In the year Of
our Lord i7N
Obi" exclaimed Lucy Gerard,
when the flames ieapt up about the
sails. I was 40 faint that ] almost
fell. II was a rare sight. Father
says II was an event Of history No
may we'll boast Of seeing"
II couldn't 60" sighed demurs
Polly Medcalf: II heard the crowd
shouting: Burn the Peggy Stewart
and then brother John came In later
and said the brig was burnt and that
Mr.. Stewart himself had fired her"
TWAS a monstrous shamel" broke
In another. a slender maid with fash.
Ing blue eyes. that poor man. 10 sui
fer the loss ~ his cargo on account
Of a thoughtless act! The people
have gone mad. think"
1T was but right that the tea
should he burnt. Anne" said Emily
Gerard. the elder Of the sisters. we
Will not suffer the tyranny Of the
king"
Perhaps you can explain how the
burning Of Mr.. Stewards tea. his own.
mind you. and he a good patriot,
can mean anything 10 the king. for
the king or against the king" said
Anne. quickly. Twas q wanton
piece Of destruction by a set Of mad
men. 20 my mind"
And instead" Mistress Anne Win.
ter. spoke up Lucy Gerard. angrily,
"'tiS rumored you and your family
have tea 10 drink %a.plenty, when all
true patriots would scorn a drop Of
the STUFF"
There's many that says, more.
over" broke In Emily. that your IA.
Their 10 none too warm for the cause.
and that II he's not very careful he
may meet mighty serious trouble"
Anne Winter rose and snstched up
her scarf. TN not stay to be In.
suited" she cried passionately; that
We have tea In plenty IL true. and
bought and paid for II ere ever duty was
laid. q why should We throw II away
to please the within Of the rabble. t.
norant poor souls as they be. And
90 for you. Lucy and Emily Gerard,
II must be that ye have much u
be ashamed OF In your Wi father
that ye seek to hide II by ugly words
for mine. have done with - 10Th
until W come TO your right ssasss."
80 saying, she nung out Of the room
ana down the street, hot tears In
her eyes and hotter rage In her ksost.
She 1crked her bonnet strings MAO
. bow and folded her satin ana FOR
scarf about her as she walked. -
mindful Of amazed glsncss from pee
ersby.
She halted . moment n frsot g q
hair drssser's window.
While Anne gazed and mediteeel
on curls and puns. . slender. 1ost
young fellow. with . manliness u ~
face that belied the swasger q -
rudiss. stopped besiSs her.
TN warrant It's some mssSss q
veaity that holds you % ssthuaS1sa"
he sale In q gay. banteriss vsesA
"And why not. Jack Nirfaxf" ~
Anne, turning to him; "'tis su1eU q
sensible % going stark mal evss ~
Burning Of the Pesgy Stewart. . sn
~ girls In town seem 70 have AsoA'
His clear eyes clov1e1 . moOsul
"A hair dresser's notice 10 hsrlnv Z
vindication di DvtnclD1o. AanNs =
sail. gently.
Anns's heart wss se1ll ssse o.
smartins with uasxprssssd anOss. ~
answered sharply: "Dea't you -
that. too. I'm sick a " vssy oounl
OF fsprineipls' anl .patstav -
i'rtghts.' ! wish Z we're h o. 4
A.hnARnx I'm. 1onalnn,l>nm2k~ ~asrx !,
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
State OF Ohio. City OF Toledo, l.,
Lucas County. +"

State OF Ohio, City OF Toledo, -.
Lucas County.
Frank J. Cheney make, oath that he
IL senior partner OF the firm OF +. J.
Cheney Il CO., doing business Ia the
City OF Toledo, County and State
aforesaid. aud that said firm will pay
the sum OF ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case Of
CAtarrh that cannot be cured by .the
use Of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
In my presence, this 9th day OF De.
cember, A. ID. 1884.
ts..n A. W. GLEASON,
'' Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taken In.
tsrnslly, and acts directly on the
blood and mucous surface OF the
system. Send for testimonials free.
r. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 76c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con.
stipation.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
County News
From Our Exchanges
A Bad Accident.

Samuel Rotbrock had n OF his
legs broken Wednesday morning.
The bones were broken In two places
below the knee. Frank Davis also
had bis head badly bruised. They
were taking down the scafolding Of
the roof Of q concrete cellar, the con.
crete falling on them with above
mentioned results
The cellar was at the home Of Mr..
Rothrock on bis farm east of town.
DR.. Jarvis dressed the injuries OF
both men, who are getting along very
we'll at this time. Sweet Syringe
Herald.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Mrs. barry Guerln, who has been
sick for about two years, wss taken
to ST. Louis last Friday night by
DR.. Ford and will be placed In q
hospital for treatment.--Misses
Mary and ',srl Lee left Tuesday for
Cotton, California, to make II their
home. On arriving there, Pearl will
begin clerking for B. H. Cheatham,
who has q large grocery store and
has . big trade ----Luther Copeland
and wife were down from Kansas City
this week visiting ID. b. HUI and
wife. Gillian Globe.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

@. H. Nichols went to K~eytsville
Saturday.---R.. c. Haaus received
word Saturday from his son Thomss
j., who is sick with typhoid fever at
Mounds, Osls that he was better.
The family OF Price Rogers 10
recovering from the me ssles. Miss
Frsucis was the last to sake the
disease. She had hoped TO be i'm.
mune, but succumbed at lsst.--
Rolls Nichols is reported to be very
sIcx with typhoid fever al his home 10
Kansas City.---Harry Wheeler
Mcdaniel the year old baby OF Mr..
and Mrs. Lex Mcdonnell, died at their
home In Kansas City Wednesday
mornipg, December 8, 1907 from pneu.
monls ,---Miss Esta Mslters who
tsschsp the Little school spent Thanks,
giving with her parents st Lexington.
Nsws. !.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Headache
Sufferers

DO you want relief-in
just a few moments and
no bad after-cffects.
IL so, you have only to
take, DIR. Miles Anti Pain
Pills.
IF subject to headache,
have them with you al
ways. No harm can come
from their use, if taken al
directed, as they contain
no opium, choral, NOR
phinc, cocaine, chloro-
form, heroin, alpha and
beta cucaine, cannabis in
dica or choral hydrate, or
their derivatives.
Ask your druggist about
them.
az gives me great piesrvre ~ ~
sble 70 refer IN the Or. Miles ANTI
Pain Pills AZ the best remedy We have
ever had In our house for the preV~W-
tiou and cure of headache. Nv wife
WIN has been n constant sufferer f0g
y"arn vith the above complaint, toins
me In recommending ~. Mnes' Anti
rain Pulls. hoping they may fan tneo
THE hands 81 an who tu~er"
!. 7. BUSH. wateryleit. N. y.
Or. Miles Arti.psin pills sre sei6 ~
your ~druuuist, who viii GUARANTEES usel
the first package VIII bereht.
fats. he viii return. your money.
rs doses. rs cents. Never sold In ~
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, In
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Don't worry about your kidneys
when you can obtain 30 days treat.
ment OF Pineules for sl.00. These
little globules bring relief 10 the first
dose. Backachs, Lumbago and Rhe
umatism yield quickly. II not salts
fed your money refunded. This is a
fair offer you can't lose. Sold by p.
II. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Ernest Sailor, the st~orekeeper at
Blosser, who has been laid up with
typhoid fever, Is improving and with
careful nursing will soon be out
Mrs. sherman Houston wishes To an.
nounce that she will entertain the
Tuesday club ut her home or Tues
day, December II. ut 2 o'clock -
Malta Bend Qui vive.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

with Jack, sword in hand, beside
her.
Hast any tea in this house?" he
demanded sternly.
Anne was trembling from head 10
loot, but she answered bravely
enough: what business have you
In a gentlemap's house on such an or.
rand, you and your gang OF ruf.
fans?"
"Oh. ho, mistress" sneered tina
nan. n very ready tongue you have
'"Tis business enough we have. as you
,re like to know. for. by God. there
: the accursed stun brewing now"
With the exclamation a dozen
lands reached for the teapot. and .
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Your skin should DO clear and
bright II your liver Is In normal con.
dition. Rings Little Liver pills act
on the liver; aud headache, constipa.
ton and bilousness disappear. Price
~ cents. Sold by l.. II. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
The Magic No. 3.

Number three Is q wonderful mascot
forlGeo. II Harris, OF Cedar Grove,
according to q letter which reads
''After suffering much with liver and
kidney trouble, and becoming great,
discouraged by the failure to iud re-
lief, I tried Electric Bitters, and as I
result am a we'll man today. Tit
frat bottle relieved and three bottles
completed the cure" Guaranteed
best on earth for stomach, liver ant
kidney troubles, by p. H. Franklin,
druggist. 60c.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Ills . we'll known fact thss psrsoss
living In the pine forests do not suffer
rom kidney diseases. One dose OF
Pinssles q night usually relieves
backsche. 20 days' trsaamsnt cleo.
Your money refunded II uot ssIisded.
Sold .hY y. H. Ernnklln.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Three Years for 25 Cents.

Farm Progress, tho big farm aud
agricultural monthly al ~. Louis, Mo.
announces thai the sub-cr. ption prise
will he advanced u % ceuts PER year
beginning January i,lWs. U..tii that
date subscription will he accepted at
the old rate Of three years Tor 25csnts
Farm Progress Is one ~ the best farm
papers la the country aud we'll worth
the advance asked. Send In ~ cents.
At one Ia pay for a ~three.year sub.
scriptiop. n you are already paid up
10 advance send In IS cents and have
your time extended three years long.
or, A beautiful fruit picture, size
s2x20 inches, will he sent for 3 cents
additional tn cover . az tube and
postage. Address ell orders To Farm
Progress, 81 Louie. Mo.
"Robby, did ! not hear you
say something in the pantry
just nOw!'
"Yes'm I said, 'Rubber!'
"And what moved you to
say u a. in such an angry
tone of voice?"
~ was goin' Ia steal some
jam, an remembered what
you said about the Lord seem
leverythiny | do"
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Excursion to New Mexico.

A rate Of s3,.l5 will be made from
Marshall to Albuquerque, N. NJ, and
return, December "a, 81, ~, 1907, via
Chicago & Alton X. Il. and its vest
ern connections. The tickets will he
limited to thirty days from date Of
sale, An opportunity Is afforded of
visiting New Mexico during the height
Of the winter tourist sesson.
Call upon or write to me for full
particulars. U l.. Hawthorne.
Marshall Mo.
FOR SALE 80 acre farm, 4 miles
northeast Of Marshall. we'll improved,
mes s~choolhouse, cheap. Apply st
Marshall Republican Office.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-11-16
HOMESEEKERS SHOULDM.
YESTZGATE.

Homeseekers coming to the
Brownsville country should have
sense enough to guess that the
man who accompanies them az the
agent of the companies that are
selling lands higher up the road,
and who entertains them all the
way down by knocking the coun
try along the lower part of the
Brownsville road, must be trying
10 throw dirt into their eyes. Nat
s1rallv the man who is making a
big commission on all of the land
that is sold through him around
Lyford, Raymondville and other
points up the road, is going to try
20 get as many of the homeseekers
as possible to buy in those locali-
ties and to do so, he must prevent
their buying is this vicinity. And
some of these agents are not too
honest to distort facts and deliber-
ately libel this section, in order to
gain their end. But the homeseek-
eTs should shrewd enough to see
through these cheerful liars, and
intelligent enough to investigate
matters here for themselves. 9th
erwise they do not get the value
of their homeseeker' ticket. They
come to see this country, and
insist upon seeing all of it,
before returning home, and before
making investments.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-11-16

relief which such a reform will at
ford them, in the corresponding
reduction in the cost of newspaper,
which is manufactured from wood
pulp. The graft of the timber bar
ons should have been ended long
ago, and it is to be hoped that
congress may carry ont the recon-
mendation of the president, and
improve upon it by reducing the
tariff upon lumber likewise, so
that American builders may have
access to the markets Of Canada
for their building material. It is
not only an injury to the country
t. devastate ruthlessly its forests,
but it is a crying injustice to force
Americans to spend twice as much
for lumber, and that of quality
that is constantly deterloratlng, as
is paid just across the Great Lakes
in Canada, where a world of tim
Der is awaiting the saw to be made
into lumber, and available to
American mills at half the price
which is extorted IRON them under
the Infamous Dingley tariff. Even
the timber men of the northern
states themselves realize what
rank injustice is wrought against
this country by the high tariff on
timber, as well as on wood pulp.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-11-16
WELCOME. OKLAHOMAL

Today President Roosevelt, &C
cording to the law, issued his pro-
clamation formally admitting the
territory of Oklahoma as a full
Aedged state of the Union. Thus
IS the U nited States increased in
number by the addition of what
doubtless soon will become one of
the most prosperous and best gov
erned CT all the states. With one
of the most carefully framed con-
stitutions- the making of which
the trainers had the experience of
all the older states to guide them,
whereby they were enabled to avoid
the others mistakes and to adopt
those features which have proven
the best and wisest--with a, large
and progressive population, and
with as fine soil and natural re-
sources as may be found anywhere,
she becomes a state with unusually
fine prospects. Instead of having
TO carve out her destiny, as most
of the older states have done, she
seems modern fashion to have got
ten her destiny ready made, not
even requiring any alterations, but
Just ready to step into. One graft
flying feature about the new state
IS that she, in common with SO
many of the other states, especially
of the South and West, retains one
Of those euphonious and character
5stic old Indian names, which are
50 appropriate for states made from
the hunting grounds that we ag-
gressive caucasians have wrested
from their aboriginal owners.
The Brownsville daily herald. [volume] (Brownsville, Tex.) 1897-1910, 1907-11-16

THERE must be very thin parti-
tons in the lodging house where
Brother Baum of the Corpus Christi
Caller puts up. judging by the fol
lowing bit of logical deduction in
a recent number of the Caller:
Man is the only animal that
Sleeps on its back, and people who
sleep on their backs invariably
snore. A snorer is an iutolerable
nuisance to everyone except the
zsnorer. An animal never SHORES.
Hence, to avoid snoring, quit
sleeping on your back, sleep on
your side.