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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-07-25

N..'-~'N~~ HNSS'' b
Povfdam, lidicky, dys nekerej
clovjek, poneivfcejc ueenf profes.
sorove, chce dostat reklamu anebo
reputaci svjetovou, pokazd5 VIVA
II re sebe iiakou hloupost, kerej
ucene fika ''theorie', kera Sc pfici
fsem znamym theoriim a zdravg-
mu rozumu. Noviny Sc toho j
hned chytf; nekerJ MIN drzi a
jiny zas sou proti nemu, tax bei-
va takoyei nahled profescruv pre-
.tfepanej az hriza, tot Sc vi ze
pan professor dostane reklamu "a
darmo.
Pamatujete Sc ma profesora Vos-
lera kerei dostal ten voslovskej
napad, ze by Sc mjel kazdeih Glow
jek kerfmu je pres 60 let sprovo-
dit Sc svjeta laudanem anebo arse
nikem, anebo nekerou patentni
medecinou, protoze pref us mic nej
nj vert. Mje to hned tenkrat ma
pablo, ze ten Osler neini takovym
voslem, ably vyvalil volete tako-
YOU hloupost a myslel to upfimne.
Prave nejyetsf spisovatelove, yeda
tori a hudebnf skladateloye napsa-
Ii velka dfla us Jim bylo pres 65
let. Ale to je fsecko zbytecn5
mlacenf hubou ma prazdno. Zkr6
tka pan professor koukal dostat la
cino reklamu, a pfi tom 81 uffz
takoyou, kerej obycejne fikame
vostuda.
Tetkonc zas sem ptijel 2 Eyro-
py fiakej professor Symms a ten
nam chce dokazat, ze vlastne mo
eek nejni sfdlo myslenek, nSbr2
prsty ma nohouch a rukouch, a VII
bee fkazdei tasti tels. v mozku
redy pref Sc netvofi my slenky.
No, este dobfe ze je to ien do.
mnenka. Ja tomu profesoro,i
dokazu. ze ie ma vomylu na ksz-
dym holohlavSm tlovjeku.
Hclohlavost ie zevnejsf mani
festace namahy mozkovi. ted,
myslenf. protoSe fsecka fysicks
sila ie spotfebovana pfi tinnosti
duse vni mozku. skalp bejva tin
WOLFRAM yo fsecku silu a proto via
sy Sc ma nom ftech mistech nemn
zou zmcct. Enyhau, al ten pro.
fesor mi vysvetli, dys poyfda !.
myslime prstamu nohou, pfot
sou lidi kefi pfisli 70 prsty a do
kcnce vo cely nohy piece mys.
II, "a to ii kefi pfisli vo hlavu
mozkem pfestali myslet, tepry
mu to uvieffm.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-07-25

We stvrtek vez jeden farmSt Y
tuplovaece vepfe ma prodej po
hIayni ulici a kazd5mu to bylo
diVny proc tolik khucf . chrochta
To Sc vysvetlilh dys nsjednou q
vozu vyskotil svec Hanzl maje
pln5 ruce stetin.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-07-25

TAX Japonci us zacinaii S: phi.
Vlaslfiovat Koreu a dokonce dor u
till vladafe aby Sc vidal trnnu
Ruskg noviny pisou, ze iak 81
podmani Koreu, pudou ma Gnu
tu 81 pfivlastui taky. Taky Sc
poytdi Be boufeji Indii prcsi An
gill, taLze toho kcuka yelks
chumelenice. Vcstatne IA bych
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-07-25

"Jest tomn IL let co jsem tfzf uni.
kl souchotinam" pise G. o. Floyd, OBJ
schodnik v Kershaw, S O." Ma yaha
teDkrat byla l35 liber a kasel mne
trapil dnem / nocf. Konecne jsem
pocal uzfyat DR. Kinga New Discoye-
~, po dobu sesti mesici, ma to ma
stal pfeyrat byl jsem dplne vylecen.
jakoz | nabyl normalni yahy 10 liber
Tisice lidf je uzdrayeno rocne. Zaru-
Cen Taborske lekarne. soc a sl.0O
.Pokusni iahey zdarma.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-07-25
zpraW LakepOTtsk6.


Kter5 nasich ctenAfn by 81
pfal onu mspu iizni Dakoty, mo-
ze il obdrzet u v. L. Mrvfks, ma
seho jednatele.
Frank VAvra byl Yankton We
sttedu ma navsteve.
Josef RezAe byl v Chss Mix
okresu tento tyden "a obchodem.
], E. Janda byl v Utice "a OBJ
chodem We stfedu.
Pf. Josefa papikovA koupila no
w samovazat ' Utice.
Jonas Gleich odiel do vodhan
We stfedu ma navstevu.
Josef Svatos ma psknou lodku
"a jezeru q mile sew. cd mesta.
Da pry il imeno "Kaiser Wilhelm
der Kleine".
Sleeny Frantiska Zofie Jan.
dovy 2 Tabora Sc SWIM bratrem
Frantiskem jenz je zde nAvstevou
9 Chicago, byli Karla Rsnka ma
angresfu We stfedu.
DR.. Sedlacek z Tyndall DR.. F.
A. Moore Lesterville DR.. w.
Jepson ze Sioux City, operovali
minuly tyden ve nemocnici Sac-
red Heart v Yankton pf. Morav-
covou Tyndall. Operace Sc zda
fila a jest nadeje ze nemocna pa.
Of sc v brzku uzdravf.
Lakeporsti rybaH ueinili vypad
"a ryby tece Misnri Jednoho
dne minuly tyden museli odtah
nout nepofizenou. Ma cests X
icmovu panovala tina jako PVT
Ii, tudiz nenf divu, ze nevideli
iak Well ma sekacku, "a to ale citi-
Ii naraz. pax bac ma gem vo
Eu. Domu vsak Sc sfastne dosta
Ii prazdnSm vozem ryb.
Lakeportsti hosi bubnovali
dve devfthy minuloG nedeli SEE
hrsli dve hry mic tehoz dne ma
farme Vac. Smolfka. v prvni
HE vyhrali Rezaei s vysledhem 5
aI3 Odystna hra zapotata ih-
ned po prvnf tentokrat stesti
ptalo Stzvdm nebor skor byl 6
7 v jeiich prospech. Attrakce
hry byl Josef Svatos ktery delaI
divy, jemu mohou ReEaci byti
povdecni ze prvnf hru vyhrali.
Hosi oboa stran Sc drseli zuby
aehty. Po HE Sc sli posilnit ma
ivdr Smolik1v, kde jiz eekalo aa.
skave. dysto doslo, vrhli Sc ma
cisternr.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-07-25

Tuhle fsant Lois jeden pfednsj
81 yobchcdnik Sc Sci koupat "a
mssto do reky hakei ferina, dys
nekoukal. mu wal saty a uplach.
Nachomsjtnul Sc k tomu ieden
farmaf ten 81 zpomjel ma tn do
bu kdy Francouskyho Napoleous
po porazce Rusku jeden sedlal
vez fsudu pryc, aby Sc histori,
vopakovals, dojel domu proEsud
nebof 81 taky spcmjel na milosr
denstvf ''nahy vodfvati" a rnilyht
vobeanka dovcz donu. Rozum,
Sc, ze nahoun sc stydel, protoze
lidi zevlovali.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-07-25

Anglii pfAl aby jednou dostaIa ale
dnkladnei vejprask a aby ztratiIa
nekolik 1zemi.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01

In connection with the proposition to consolidate the pension agencies and make the payments direct from Washington, 1t is interesting to note that for many years after civil war pension payments were made in actual cash to claimants presenting themselves at the agency; to those on the list not residing in the vicinity of the agency the personal check of the agent was sent, the check being drawn against some bank designated by the government to hold the funds of the agency, says a Washington writer. This was found to be a very cumbersome system. Many mistakes were made by the paying tellers, and the agents were constantly in hot water. Another objection was that 1t required the transmission at stated intervals of large sums to the agents. Occasions frequently arose when there would be some delay, and agents and pensioners were put to considerable trouble and frequently to expense. A number of years ago, to expedite matters, and to secure better and more correct service, the system was changed so that the agent would draw his check for all pen sions on the assistant treasurer in New York. This system has worked satisfactorily. At some agencies, for the purpose of expediting the cash ing of pension cheeks, and saving the pensioner the trouble of being identi- fled at the bank, the agent makes an arrangements with some bank in the city to have a paying teller present at the office of payment to cash the checks for the pensioners. Wherever this method has been tried 1t has proved very popular. especially with the pensioners
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01

sires to be the next governor and tells an Interesting bit of gossip in that connecticut It is also reported that the politicians are talking about Governor Woodruff for congressman at-large and Speaker Tilson for dis trict congressman to succeed Hon N. D. Sperry. The early bird plan is quite plan, but January is cold month for birds to be out-New Ha- ven Leader.
 They are busily at work in the South Carolina legislature killing the state liquor dispensary, and Senator Tillman is apparently making no eff fort to save it. This is what his ad- ministration of state affairs years ago is chiefly remembered by, and he has watched over it as father would a child, but it has never pleased either the liquor interests or the prohibitionists, or the moderates, and the scandals connected with 1t have come as a finishing stroke. At least 1t looks now as though the dis pensary would give way to the old license and local option regime. New ertheless the dispensary represents a principle which will sometime gov ern in the control of the liquor traf-
 ic.-Springfield Republican.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01

For years nothing has happened in Washington to attract such gen. eral attention and interest as the re- cent clash between President Roose- welt and Senator Foraker at the an- nual dinner of the famous Gridiron dining club. This organization Is composed largely of newspaper and ex-newspaper men, and its dinners have long been feature of social life at the capital. To give their guests, which always include many prominent men, the fullest freedom of expression, they are assured that mo reporters are present." and, as a general proposition, only circumstan- tial accounts of what is said appears in the press. But at the last annual dinner the debate between the presi- dent and Senator Foraker created such excitement that it could not be kept quiet. Those who were present say that the talk handed out by Roosevelt and Foraker was right off the gridiron and is bound to widen the breach between these two distin- guished men.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
FRIDAY. FEB 1, 1907.

They must have a second Czar Reed in New Britain to preside over the meeting of the city fathers. A few evenings ago one of the alder men offered an amendment to a mo- tion that was before the house. The presiding officer immediately de- clared it out of order. The mover of the amendment said he would appeal from such decision to the members of the meeting. Then the chairman in an arbitrary and peremptory man ner told the member to take his seat or he would have him removed from the meeting. Talk about freedom of speech, the minority fellows do not always get it.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
HEARD IN PASSING.

"In the game of life" observed the philosophical boarder. "the man who has a good wife generally wins" And If she isn't good wife" per- sisted the argumentative boarder. he generally loses. That's exactly what I was saying. If she isn't helpmate she's checkmate. .'-Chi- cago Tribune. -
 Any one who expected Mir Root to give the public any information about all the motives that brought him to Ottawa must have been yer dant, indeed. He is an exceptionally able man. and a skilled diplomat who can answer questions without saying much. He is quite complimentary to Canada, but is none the less worth watching on that account.-Toronto Globe.
 All rules were broken when the tug Pejepscot was launched at Port land Monday and instead of the tra- d,tional beautiful maiden to christc1 the craft the bottle of champagne was smashed over the bow by a con- frmed old bachelor from New Jer- sey. The career of the Peiepscot will be watched by sailors and if it ever gets into trouble it will be all due to its christening at masculine hands Kennebec Journal
 The former secretary of Congress- man Illey Ays that Mf Hlley de-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
'Knipp, Old Boy,

we are getting old, the years ny by and we don't notice them," said the grocery man. Yes, we would not' only the financial secretaries of the lodges promptly remind us by in- creased assessments" replied the man with the copper nose. as he ca ressed his bag of Browns Quickfire Charcoal.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
wn., ,,. spir,, moved Him.

TOLEDO. O.. Feb. 1--Charged with blgamy and credited with having thir- teen wives by the court officers. Rev. Albert Holden. reported to have two sons also under indictment for bigamy. pleaded guilty and was sentenced to serve six years in the penitentiary. Holden married every time the spirit moved him. His courtshlps always took place during one of his revivals. and his victims were always one of those whom he had taken into the church.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01

All headscbes %
 When you zrow wiser And learn to use
 An -Eadlv Risef DeWitfs Little Eariy Rtsen. safe. surs pillA
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
Buried the Baby Alive.

SPRINGFIELD. O.. Feb. The grand jury has returned an indictment against Matilda Bailey and Martin My CTS ol the charge of assault with in- tent to kill in burying af1re the baby of their seventeen-year-old granddaugh- ter. Mary Bailey. The baby was found in the back yard by the authorities. It was taken out alive and is now in good health.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
Edvaro Gotu~ ,e psvi.

LONDON, Feb. liking Edward and Queen Alexandra are going to spend a week in Paris before the opening of Their majesties start to- morrow. to return about Feb. g. The king will be the guest of Sir Francis L. Bertie at the British embassy. while the queen will stay with the Earl and Countess de Grey.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
Senator. widow pseS of Grief.

PUEBLO. Colo. Feb. 1.-The widow of former United States Senator Thom- as H. Bowen of Pueblo is dead here from grief over her husbands death s month ago. Mrs Bowen had been III for some time before Senator Bowen died and after his death she began to fail rapidly.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01

Willie walled and Winnie wbeezed while wintry winds vhined weiriIy Willie wrigxied while Winnie vheez- ef wrefchedly. Wisdom whispers. winter winds worked uheezes. Where fore we write. -Cse Kenne,ly-s Laxa- tive Cough Syrup Nothing else % good Sold by H. W. Lake Drug Co. Joseph A smifh. e76 Bank street
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01

People Whose Garbage ,s neglected win nnd quick relief by sending . postal or calling by tsls- phone No 12z-s.
 IL N. Rl6NfY. Watervhle
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
Charged With s4.soo Shortage.

ATLANTIC CITY. N. j., Feb. 1.-J. Albertson. a bookkeeper in the employ of the gas and water bureau. was ar rested last night charged with short age in his accounts of s4.e00. Albert son was stricken with appendicitis. and while in the hospital his books were examined and found to be Incor- rect.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
no curs tA. celor.So River.

WASHINGTON. Feb. 1.-The senate passed a bill appropristing s2.0oO.0On to control the Colorado river. The bl is In conformity with the recent spe cial message of the president on the subject The money is to be returnei to the treasury within ten years.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-02-01
NJ A x SH lP-
 Prof, HOlloys.

Teaches every pupil to write a fins. rapid, business hand, in a course of ie private lessons, and no failures. All kinds of pen work executed tn the highest degree of art.
 1s7 BANK STREET.
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-26
SCHEME To LENGTHEN
TRAIN TIME OPPOSED
Passenger Officials Discuss
Project in Chicago
Meeting
RIVALRY TOO KEEN
Western Roads Fear Loss
of Business With
Innovation
RIVALRY TOO KEEN
SPECIAL DISPATCH TO THE CALL.


CHICAGO, March 25.-Passenger off,
cials Of Western railroads are not MAX
ing rapid progress with their general
scheme TO run trains slower. At their
meeting today il was apparent that
they can never reach an agreement to
lengthen by eighteen hours the sched-
ule Of the fastest trains between here
and the Pacific Coast, as was originally
proposed.
The plan OF running trains slower
throughout the West has raised a storm
Of protest from all the important places
between here and the California ter
minals. The business interests see in
the lengthening of the time of passen-
ger trains a delay in the transmission
Of mail, and delay often means loss of
business Ordinary tourists do not care
ordinarily for high speed trains. but a
man on an important business deal
does as is proved by the patronage
Of the eighteen-hour trains between
here and New York.
From present indications the sched-
ules between here and San Francisco
and Los Angeles viii be heightened by
from seven to nine hours, but practi-
cally no reduction viii be made east
OF the Missouri River.
The recent meetings of passenger Of
ficials on longer schedules has demon
strated that competition is so strong
between the numerous lines from here
to the Missouri River that they viii
not run the risk of losing business by
reducing the speed of their through
srains. nor are they able TO see that
1t will pay them TO cut of local trains.
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-26
MOROCCAN SITUATION
STIRs FRENCH CABINET
Assassination of Maucharnp
Opens Way to Attack
by Socialists

PARIS, March 25.-The Moroccan sit
uation. which had been forced into the
background for year past by acute
internal problems, has now been
brought to the front by the assassina-
tion in Morocco City of DR.. Mauchamp,
French subject, and a lively debate
is expected in the Chamber of Deputies
tomorrow. Members of the chamber
from the Department of Saone eft Loire.
where Mauchamp lived, will interpret
late the Government. One of them,
Ferdinand de Leffe. Radical Socialist,
has number of letters from the doc
tor in which he had complained bitter
ly of his abandonment by the French
authorities. giving instances of their
inactivity. 1t is expected that extracts
from these letters will be read Fur
thermore, the Socialists are liable to
seize this opportunity to attack the
Government in retaliation for their re-
cent defeat an the matter of the strika
Of the electricians OF Paris.
The Ministry is fully alive to the i'm
portance of the situation and is ready
to offer a full explanation to the cham
Der. The decision OF the Cabinet today
to send French troops to occupy Oudja,
In Morocco, was unanimous. The oc-
cupation VIII be continued until full
satisfaction shall have been accorded.
The French demands include the pun
ishment of the murderer of DIR. Mau-
champ, indemnity for the family of the
deceased and an appropriation of fund
for charitable institution in Morocco,
in memory OF Mauchamp.
Full instructions have been tele-
sraphed to the military authorities in
Algeria regarding the dispatch of q
military column to Oudja.
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-26
DEMAND ABOLITION
OF DRUMHEAD TRIALS
Members of Russian Durna
Oppose Harshness of
Martial Law

ST. PETERSBURG. March 25.-The
question Of drumhead court-martial
was raised in the Duma on motion
OF the Constitutional Democrats for the
appointment Of a committee TO draft a
bili providing for their abolition. The
Cabinet Ministers were present
NJ Makaloff. Constitutional Democrat
leader, showed the Inconsistency Of the
establishment under the constitution Of
martial law, and traced its develop
ment and it's continued existence in va
rious forms.
The Conservative orators did not de-
fend the summary proceedings. but they
declared that desperate conditions de-
manded equally desperate remedies
They maintained that the passage OF
the resolution would involve a surren-
DER 70 anarchy.
NJ Shulgin, Conservative, proposed
that the Constitutional Democrats in
froduce a measure providing against
the establishment OF terroristic tribu-
nal. He declared that IL these drum
head courts-martial were abolished the
people would be forced in self-defense
10 aid revolutionary excesses.
NJ Krushevan, anti-Semite, referring
to the disorders in Roumanis- said that
names had been ldndled in Russia and
other countries by the same cause.
namely, the economic exploitation Of
the peasantry by the Jews.
There was a dramatic incident during
the speech OF NJ Teslinko, constitu-
ffonaI Democrat. who accused the Gov
eminent OF using drumhead courts-mar-
ffal arbitrarily against revolutionists.
but never against the resctionary Grim
fnals.
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-26
SOLDIERS DISPOSED OF
GOVERNMENT PROPERTY
Corporal Testihes Before
Senators in Texas
Investigation

WASHINGTON. March 25.-That the
soldiers invariably were able to secure
extra cartridges. and sometimes had
extra rifles as well. was asserted today
by William Ryan. corporal in Company
K, Twenty-sixth Infantry, in the
Brownsville investigation before the
Senate committee on military affairs.
Ryan was at Brownsville prior to the
coming of the negro soldiers of the
Twenty fifth Infantry. He was serving
as an artificer under the quartermaster
Under the same mans or
ders he said, he had defaced the num-
bers on six Krag-J -Jorgensen rifles.
These guns were held out at the time
the order was issued for the surrender
of all Krag- g-Jorgensens. He claimed
that he did not know what had become
of these guns, and declared that he did
not consider that he had done wrong
in aiding in the sale of Government
property.
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-26
WIRELESS MESSAGES
SENT OVER MOUNTAINS
Confirmation of Point Iona
Feat Received From
the East

SAN DIEGO. March 25.-M. ]. Milli-
son. the wireless telegraph operator
on Point Iona, has received confrma-
tion of the sending of message from
Pensacola, Fla. TO this station. He
received a letter from Commander
Hogg of the Government wireless sta
tion at Pensacola saying that the
messages sent by Millison were taken
At the time the messages from Wash
ington to Pensacola and from the bat
tleship Connecticut to the Florida sta
ton were heard here, the Connecticut
was 500 miles from Pensacola. The
message from the battlesnip travelled
across two mountain ranges 1t is be-
lieved that the atmospheric conditions
which prevailed at the time were re-
sponsible for the feat of sending mes
sages from one end of the continent to
the other.
Millison was enabled to catch" the
battleship's message by an invention OF
his own attached to the regular instru-
ments of the Government station.
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-26
WHY PIERCE CHARGED
A FEE FOR SERVICES
American Minister to Nor
way Explains Connection
in Arbitration Case
IN A DUAL CAPACITY
Diplomat Made Money on
Side" Because He Spent
Four Times Salary
IN A DUAL CAPACITY

BOSTON, March 25.-Herbert II. D.
Peirce. American Minister TO Norway.
arrived today from Liverpool TO spend
a vacation with his family in Cam
bridge Peirce gave an interview on
the question Of the charges which were
the subject OF a recent hearing before
a Congressional committee concerning
his receiving pay during arbitration
proceedings at The Hague in the mat
ter OF the suit brought by four AIneri-
can sealing vessels to recover damages
from the Russian Government for IL
legal seizure and detention. H W.
Elliot OF Cleveland brought the
charges before the committee, which,
in considering papers from the late
Secretary Hay and Secretary Root held
Peirce to have acted within his rights.
and this resulted in the dismissal OF
the charges. Peirce said-
The dispute occurred while was charge
q snaires at The Hague in 1894. The Eagle
Company Of San Francisco, one Of the owners
Of the vessels. asked me 10 act as their
counsel in the matter. and i wrote 10 Washing
ton asking permission 70 act as counsel for the
American ship0wners. The state Department at
once wired permission for 70 act counsel
for pay. The Russian Government, however, re-
fused 70 submit the matter 10 arbitration unless
they could treat with an official United States
Government representative and about this phase
I also wrote the State Department at washing
ton Again the department gave me permission
act in official capacity, and thus was In
double role. ] won the case for the ship
owners and secured for them damages from the
Russian Government.
When I tried 70 get my fee counsel for
the shipowners I found that they had taken the
case from without the jurisdiction OF the
District OF Columbia TO San Francisco accord
ingy brought suit
S7eirce said Il seemed to him hardly
just that objection should be made to
q United States representative abroad
taking an offered opportunity TO earn
"A little money on the SIDE" especially
when he was spending four times the
salary he received to keep up the
standing OF the American Foreign De-
psrtment in diplomatic circles.