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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-11-02
THE DISCOVERY OF COFFEE.

The Dundee Advertiser tells the fol-
lowing story of the discovery of coffee
as a beverage: Near the middle of
the fifteenth century poor Arab was
ing himself weary and weak from
fatigue, he stopped near a grove then,
being in want of fuel to cook his rice,
he cut down tree, which happened
to be covered with dead berries His
meal being cooked and eaten, the
traveller discovered that the half
burned berries were very fragrant. He
collected a number of them, and, on
crushing them with a stone, he found
that their aroma increased to a great
extent While wondering at this he
accidentally let fall the substance into
the can which contained his scanty
supply of water-lo! what a miracle.
The nearly putrid water was almost
instantly purified. He raised it to his
lips; it. was fresh, agreeable, and in a
moment the traveller had so far re-
covered his strength and energy as
to be able to resume his journey. The
lucky Arab gathered as many berries
as he could, and, having arrived at
Alden, in Arabia. he informed the
multi of his discovery. The worthy
divine was an inveterate opium smoker
and had Suffered for years from the
influence of that poisonous drug He
tried an infusion of the roasted berries
and was so delighted at the recovery
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THE MAILS.

Mails are due from the following
POINTS as follows:
San Francisco-Per Nippon Maru, No
vember s.
Orient-Per Hongkong Maru, Nov. 9.
Victoria-Per Miowera, Nov. Is.
Mails will depart for the following
points as follows:
San Francisco-Per Hilonian, Nov s.
Orient-Per Nippon Maru, Nov. 6.
San Francisco-Per Alameda, Nov. g.
Colonies-Per Miowera, Nov. is.
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If you want a cook or yard boy
one viii learn of it if you advertise
the fact in the Advertiser want column.
-<Sk. 80 -ss--ss. -
of his own vigor that IN gratitude to
the tree he called it cahuah, which in
Arabia signifies force
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land, Aug. 80.
(Merchant Vessels.)
H. Hackfeld, Ger. sp., Deckmann,
Hamburg, Oct. II.
c. A. Thayer, Am. &C., Gray's Harbor,
Oct. 4.
Olympic, Am. blk, Evans, Iqufque, Oct.
u.
Flaurence Ward, Am. Sc, Piltz, Mid
way, Oct. is.
George Curtis. Am. blk, Herbert, San
Francisco, Oct. %.
Alameda, Am. SIS, Dowdell. San
Francisco Nov. /.
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BO1sN.

ANDREUS-In Honolulu, November l.
to the wife of Steven Andrews, a
son.
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MARINE REPORT.
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(From San Francisco Merchants Elk
change.)
Thursday, October 81, 1907.
Norfolk, Oct. 1s.-Sailed, B. H. Pac-
kard, for Honolulu.
Norfolk, Oct. 19.-Sailed, Baron Cav
dor, for Honolulu.
San Francisco, Oct. 31-NevadaB,
for Honolulu
Nevadan brings the following New
York cargoes, viz:
oregonian. .......... Voyage No. I
Luckenback ... {" " 5
hawaiian ....... 5
American. ? % 4
Virginian. ... :" " ,
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o. s s. Alameda, Dowdell, from San
Francisco, 8 a. m.
DEPARTED.
U. s. F. c. s. S. Albatross, johnson,
for Manila. Guam and Midway. a. m.
o. & o. S. S. Persia, Dixon, for San
Francisco, II a. m.
Str. Mauna Loa, Simerson, for Ha-
wall ports, noon.
Str. Claudine, Bennett, for Maui
ports, 5 p. m.
DUE TODAY.
Str. Kinau, Freeman, from Hilo and
way ports, am.
PASSENGERS,
Arrived
Per o. S. S. Alameda, November ],
from San Francisco.-J. j. Abel, Mrs.
]. ]. Abel, Mrs. l.. Arleigh, Walter
Brown, Mrs. Brown, w. G. Clark, H.
S. Crane, F. E. Dcssar, Louis Dirteli,
Mrs. A. w bod, D. T. Fleming, j. NJ
Fuller, ]. E. Jardine, H. Kiley, Mark
w. Levy, Mrs. Levy, H. W. Levy, c.
F. Ludwigsen, H. L. McLaurin, H.
Morgan, Mrs Morgan, Mrs. ]. J. Null
Ter, Frederick Schmidt, ]. H. Shall
cross, c. NJ. Smith, Mrs Smith, w. G..
Smith, Col z. S. Spalding, H. w. Tap
pan, L. s. Thompson, Mrs. A. H.
Thurlow, T. D. futile, ]. F. Vaught,
Mrs. H. c. Whiting.
Departed.
Per str. Mauna Loa, Simerson, for
Maui and Hawaii ports, Nov. 1, II m.
Miss Cornwell, Judge Hartwell, c.
L. Wight. Mrs. NJ. Silva and chill
and wife, L. de L. Ward.
Per str. Claudine, Bennett, for Maui
and Hawaii ports, Nov 1, 5 p. m.-Miss
NJ. Faltz. Chas. Scow Jr. and daughter.
D. Seabury, Ed. Clark, Mrs. ]. Mea, E.
POLITE, E. NJ. Walsh.
Booked to Depart.
Per o. S. S. Alameda, November 6,
for San FranciscO.-Miss A. Bailey,
Mrs A. Enos, Chas. L. Pomeroy ana
wife, G. Hunten,. Mrs. E. Van Worner,
Miss L. Kelley, Miss G. Spieker, Mr..
and Mrs. Thomas, H. w. Thomas and
wife, Walter Brown and wife, R.isS.
Greels, Sarah r. Kay, Miss Title
Kane, Mrs. o. H Walker, Miss f.
Heine, J. NJ McKinnon, Rev. J.gE.
Dodge. NJ. T. Hamilton and wife, Clar-
ence NJ. Reid and wife, Governor w.
F. Frear. w. G. Irwin, w. H. Bresler,
Mrs. c. ". e. Dove, DR.. L. E. Dempsey.
Miss Ray Olinger, E. E. Hamilton and
wife, w. T. BLY,, J. Fyfe. Chas Chris
Jensen, Tong Tin Yum Tong Chong,
Chong Hee, Mrs. K. w. Cooper, J. A.
Buck, Miss o. Maylotte, J. L. Samuelsa
D. L. Conkling, John w. Ruckman. ].
A. Gilman, Mrs. J. H. Meyers, Miss
Florence Smith, J. T. McCrosson, F. f.
J. w. Keyston, X. c.
Waugh, NJ D. Linderman, Geo. w
David, Jos. Smith.
Per NJ. n. S. S. Hilonian, November
5. for San Francisco.-J. Al Cough,
Mrs. Cough and two children, Miss
Geisendorfer, Y. n. Kruseman, Miss
W. Atkins, Mrs. Julia K. Fyfe, John
Kirk, Mrs. NJ Williams and child, Mrs.
A. s. Humphreys, four children and
maid; Joe Taylor, N. P. Linn, W. F.
Young, wife and child; Jas. A. Maybin
and daughter, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Mey-
ers, John Buck, H. Garman, Mrs.
Hansman and two children, L. G.. KEEL
logg. J. T. Staff. Miss Alice Doherty,
w. o. Atwater. Mrs. Atwater. Miss A.
S. Dow, NJ. z. Waite. Chas. Christen-
sell, MIS- SCAulAH anu SpAiy iAioo &hAcAiS
L. Kramer, Mrs. G. c. Bechert, Miss
E. Niche.
TRANSPORT SERVICE.
Warren, sailed from Manila, Sept. %.
sailed from Manila, Oct. is.
Buford, arrived at San Francisco Oct.
2e.
sailed for Manila, Oct. is.
Sheridan. at San Francisco.
Logan, at San Francisco
Crook, left Manila, Sept. %.
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Real state
BARGAINS IN REAL ESTATE!

$325-$50 down and 80 per moatA,
without interest-will buy fine lot IN
Kalihi road. near King street car Ira
Former price, $3.50.
Lots (area almost 1-2 acre), uneQual-
ed in soil and view, on Manoa Heights.
Two small homes in Nuuanu VALLEY,
One small. neat home at PalamA
within walking distance of town.
And other bargains!
For Rent: A Groom, newly painted
cottage with gas stove, electric light
on veranda and care of yard; close to
center of town. Rental, SIG per month.
]. H. SCHNACK. 1877 Merchant b.
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WEATHER REPORT.
Z. S. Department of Agriculture,
Weather Bureau

Z. S. Department of Agriculture,
Weather Bureau.
The following data, covering a pc
Rod of thirty-two years, have been
compiled from the McKibbin and
Weather Bureau records at Honolulu,
T. H. They are issued to Shove the
conditions that have prevailed, dur
ing the month in question, for the
above period of years. but must not
be construed as forecast of the
weather conditions for the coming
month
Month, November. for thirty-two
years.
TEMPERATURE QSsO-1sO6).
Mean or normal temperature, "A deg.
The warmest month was that of
1896, with an average of rs deg.
The coolest month was that of 1898.
with an average of 70 deg.
The highest temperature was sc deg.
on the 14th and 23rd, 1891; 21st, 1896;
the goth, 1892; 18th. 1895.
The lowest temperature was SO deg.
on the oath, 1897; 18th and 26th, 1902.
PRECIPITATION (1S77-1S94, 1904-6).
Average for the month, ASP inchs.
an inch or more, Ia.
The greatest monthly precipitation
was 1910 inches in 1887.
The least monthly precipitation was
054 inch in 1891.
The greatest amount of precipitation
recorded in any "a consecutive hours
was 522 inches on the 30th, 1880.
RELATIVE HUMIDITY.
Average 300 a. m, II per cent; 900
p. M, 10 per cent. G893-1903): 500 a.
M, 20 per cent; 500 p. M, "A per cent.
Q904-6).
CLOUDS AND WEATHER CS90-1906).
Average number of clear days, 10;
partly cloudy days, IA; cloudy days, g..
WIND.
The prevailing winds are from the
NE 0S75-1S94; 1904-6).
The average hourly velocity of the
wind is miles 09O4-6).
The highest velocity of the wind was
% miles from the NE on the 18th, 1904 !;
18th, 1905 (1904-6).
Station: Honolulu, T. H.
Date of issue, October 81, 1907.
SO o'clock averages from records of
Territorial Meteorologist; s o'clock av-
erages from Weather Bureau records.
WM. B. STOCKMAN,
Section Director, Weather Bureau.
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rooms. nice and cool.
with bath and electric lights. 40s
Beretania avenue. 1882
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A LARGE Indian belt m. so,.4 SILVER
October 20 Reward if returned t.
Advertiser office 1872
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NICELY furnished room. ENTRANCE
from veranda, electric lights. use Of
bath. Dwelling three minutes walk
from cars. and commanding fine ma
rine view. Address Delaney, this
office. 1873
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DUE TODAY.
PASSENGERS,

Str. Kinau, Freeman, from Hilo and
way ports, am.
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HONOLULU STOCK EXCHANGE

Honolulu. Friday. November l, 1907.
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DEPARTED.
U. s. F. c. S. s. Albatross, Johnson,
for Manila. Guam and Midway. : a. m
o. & o. s. S. Persia, Dixon, for San
Francisco, II a. m.
Str. Mauna Loa, Simerson, for Ha-
wall ports, noon.
Str. Claudine, Bennett, for Maui
ports 5 o. M
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LOST

POCF ETBOOK containing papers Re-
ward at this office 1873
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TRANSPORT SERVICE.

Warren, sailed from Manila, Sept. %.
Thomas, sailed from Manila. Oct. is.
Buford, arrived at San Francisco Oct.
2e.
Sherman, sailed for Manila, Oct. is.
Sheridan. at San Francisco.
Logan, at San Francisco
Crook, left Manila, Sept. %.
Dix, arrived at Manila, Sept. 13e
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apital. -
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VESSELS IN PORT.
(Army and Navy.)

Iroquois, q. S. S.. Carter, johnson Is
land, Aug, 80.
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PORT OF HONOLULU.
ARRIVED.

Friday, November l.
o. s. s. Alameda, Dowdell, from San
Francisco s a. m
The Washington times., 1907-02-24
Real Winter in Nome.

The fall came along. none Of these
poeticaI autumns with the golden
tinted corn and forests splashed with
the red leaf Of the dogwOod. and reap
ers gazing over the fence out into the
warm sunset and dreaming OF the
dying summer. we were close enough
70 Arctic Circle 10 chuck brick
across II. and an Arctic Circle autumn
doesn't have any OF these pretty at
tachments. It was frost. the ground
froze. the sea froze. and we folks
followed the fashion and froze. too.
Then It commenced to snow-no little
ten minute turn at Il. like a vaudeville
stunt; a snow storm generally came
to spend a weekend with US. and we
were lucky II Il didn't extend fits visit
to a fortnight.
by November the stuff was piled
up so high on the main street in Nome
that you'd have 70 climb up a ladder
to get into a sled. The sun poked mp
sulkily for few hours a day. and
then ducked down behind the ocean
with as much apparent pleasure In
getting away from us as fellow who
was paying a duty call at a house he
didn't Ikea sort of Thank GOO that's
overt air about It
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LIVE GOALS

Asbestos socks AZ He. Mer. Co.'S
'.SourdouEh' bread ~ the Alaska
Bakery.
DO you have night seestsg Take
syrup of Petroleum
Take Lncrezia Burgis-s Frussic Acid
Pills FOR the complexion
The latest Joke IN Hell. found on 4
Nome mani why IS a hen -
Heavy rains all this week Lead re-
ported two feet deep in many sections
and roads hnpassahle.
When you have had a hot time he
night before. drink Sparkling Sn-ke
River Water imported from Alaskt.
General sitting Bull. one Of cur most
highly respected citizens. is down with
appendicitis. caused from eating hot
shot
Major Eriareus hal the misfortune
tg get one ~ his hands. No. : on the
bih row. mixed up with the business
end Of shinglc mill over al his works
one day last week. and Is now laid up.
4 long news letter from Nome. Earth.
Was. unfortunately. burned Yesterday
while we We're editing the pages. our
correspondent had neglected 10 follow
Instructions 20 use asbestos paper
ONLY.
The relief fund FOR tie suffering cal
if0rnians whose colony across the iuif
Of Tartsrus. rs reported 20 De desu-
tute. ~ growing rapidly. Brown pa
uers. Bull Durham, and douEhults ara
being forwarded 20 the furnishing In
habItants a. rapidly As possible
Napoleon Bonaparte. George III. Dio-
nysius and "a few other old back num-
bers tried 10 break up caucus IN the
Hotglass ward last night. but were
very promptly squelched by "A rev hot
ones from Col BAl Tweed. the new
champion Of liberty and honest politics.
So HaHH
meeting the debate on the Guesloh
Resolved. That There's Land That
Is Hotter Than This" resulted IN
unanimous decision for the negative
side Tomorrow night the society VIII
discuss the works Of Gabriel d'Anunzio-
Rev. Jesse James viii preach under
the melted lead geyser tomorrow morn
Eue AZ 10 Text. rs II Hot Enough
for You 20 Billy Mccarthy VIII sing
"A solo. his beautiful Roster song,
FOR singing which he Is said 20 have
been sent here. and the choir VIII SING
How Would You Like 90 BE the Ice
man.
Mr.. I.uetEert. our popular butcher.
has our thanks for a mess OF PRIME
sausage sent US yesterday. The repoF'
that Mr. l. made his wife INTO sau-
sars recently is a contemplate lie
Circulated BY a rival shop. which. BY
the way, does not advertise In the
Whooper. 70 in5ure him Mr- Lnet-
cert uses only the choicest stail-teu
Siphtheria and tonsilitis microbes in
making bis sausage. Besloes' nc
mines his own sulphur
Farmer Orange Judd has our thanks
for a fne mess OF toadstools and a
dozen blue granite eggs which ne lAlo
on our table yesterday he has me
place over in Miasgna swamp. BACK OF
tbe oulnire mills. where he foiioNS
tbeoretical farming. Orange is peach-
Tart wear he took the first prize for
domestic tosds AT the Inferno Expos
tion ana this year ne VIII try lor 80
Orarre Coer up a year In the Wnoop-
ers subscription bookA.
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When Paper Gave Out and
Communication With
Outside World Was Cut
oft, TrepressibLe Editor
Issued His NOveL NewS-
paper on Asbestos Sheets,
Which Are ALwayS PLen-
tHuL in Nome.

new digEings. 5000 miles north Of
Frisco
"Of course, when ! arrived / took
up with a newspaper-just couldn't
help IT, Pretty soon I was the whole
works from devil to managing editor
a situation that had its drawbacks, for
one OF the sweetest joys OF newspaper
life is hurling opprobrious epithets at
the fellow below you. But as l was
all OF them I only insUlted myself.
which wounded my proud and sensitive
nature.
What with doing everything from
sweeping out the office to writing edi-
torials on political outlooks. I didn't
have time even to spend the money 1
made.
but pretty soon troubles began
which made the ordinary trials Of
newspaper life I'm the wilderness look
like the radiant pipe dream OF dope
soaked Chinaman.
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sands Of miles away over a trackless
wilderness that none but a polar bear
in state of delirium would attempt
to travel in winter. Railroads and
telegraph were but dim memories OF
the States.
$50 there was l, with a news
paper that had to be printed. ut
terly cut off from the outside world,
and tho Immediate camp frozen into
state of solidity from which one
couldn't blast out a news item with a
can OF dynamite.
But the very lack of something do
ing made all Nome hungry for the
newspaper They were as unreason-
able as lot of stampeded yearlings.
refusing to recognize the difficulties
under which I labored. SO I had to
get the paper out on time or conse-
quences fatal to me might have fol-
lowed.
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Fear Not Adversely.

Fear not adversely. II IS the power
That spurs TO action and higher life
The fowery vale invites to tranquil
dreams.
And overcome by lassltude and ease.
The sIuggard fain would rest in sweet
repose.
Forgetful Of the busy world-the call
OF duty needing not. The wailing
prayers
That 10 the heavens from suffering
mortsls rise
Are to his passive soul as signing OF
the wind:
Naught but Arcadian ease is his. Dis
turb
Him not. for he doth dream cen when
the god,
Whose light sheds glEdness Ger the
world. ascends.
Ger gently flowing stream. that like a
glass
Reflects the verdure on its shaded
The silent bubbles aoat; so he gldes
And. like the insects sporting in the
He gives no thought to life.
The scene is changed-
Vast clouds Of gloomy darkness shade
The rivers murmur and the bees low
Are lost in deafening roars. and blaz-
Inumes the sombre sky. No more the
OF tranquil earth His mighty bolts
great JOve
Swift RurIs upon the gods Of war. and
That challenge combat with the dis
ranr worlds
Reverberate through heavens Ger
spanning arch.
Behold the blaCkenlnE clouds their
hoods send forth
The passive stream its veroant banks
o'erfiows.
And Nature yields her lulnng charms
To pesIs Of heavens artillery
The dream is past
The hstless tdler heeds the warning
OF storm and food. Unto the mount he
speeds.
The mountain. trembIes. and high-tow-
Are ruthless hurled into the dep abyss.
Appalled, by fury Of the threatening
He refuge seeks from an impending
The storm Is past-the golden sun de-
clines
Amid a canopy OF radiant hues.
The distant clouds. low in the eastern
heavens,
Send forth their solemn thunders, and
Ger hills
That stand as sentineIs twixt heaven
and earth,
Retreating lightnings flash. 'Yond
western heights
The sun serensly sets. and all IS peacs.
The youth no longer dreams-his soul
Is riven,
And from the elements that drove him
on
A knight comes forth full-armored for
the FRAY
In conflicts OF a storm-embattled life.
Darius Cobb, in Boston Transcript
+ February %, 1907
The Washington times., 1907-02-24
Literary Notes

The WHOOPER's presses viii soon
turn cut a 2-snow ball edition OF Mr.
Blackstone's humorous works
HIS Satanic Majesty expresses him
self as greatly pleased with the pres
ent state 0f American letters. Ils will
send Mary Mclean a medal
Nansen's "Farthest North" furuis hes
delightful reading these warm days.
and is having a great run Il may be
said 70 be the most popular book in
Hell. save Nr. Dantc's book which
still holds Its place In the hearts OF all
true lovers OF pure humor.
His Majesty has offered a reward %
900 Snowballs and certain special priv
ileges for new torture IDEAS for care
less and untrIthful historians. He
was moved 10 take this step BIZ the
case of Historian Maclay
The censor has barred Marie Corellf s
Vendetta" on the ground that IL IS
too narrowing I'm ST. details. The Old
Man is stiIl sore about tho '-Sorrows
of Sstan." but for some reason the
book IL still allowed 10 pass AL su-
thorities. including the head os the i'm
migration bureau Mr.. Beelzebub, agree
that Marie's books should be encour-
aged on earth. but kept out OF Hell.
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Case o. Jerry jones

ne " hooper receives ON an aver
age f9.Up letters "A week. nearly all
enquiries from the friends and rel
auVcs OF people supposed 20 be
mere. The following shows "A pa
theuc case, and having known urf
husband IN Nome. We answer tn.
poor woman.
Kalamazoo. Earth. aug 49,
Editor Whooper.
Hen
Dear Sir--My husband went 90 Nome
IN 1850 and ! have not since heard from
MN. though he promised 10 write
ana send me money every month
The postmaster wrote in 1901 that Az.
jerry Jones. tmy husband was living
In mo style with his Wife al fl.a4
Golden Ave. Nome. but / have since
lost all track Of him. I am sick. des,i-
tute ana broken hearted. II my hus-
band Ess left Nome he must De in
your country Please help me 20 md
aIgu- Yours anxiously.
MARTHA JONES.
p. Little Jerry died last summer.
Katie vas taken 20 the Home last
week and am alone
tNes, Jerry is here. but he's too
busy just now 20 write. Your let
ter was transferred TO a sheet OF
mica and forwarded but that melt
ed a mile this side OF whers he
works.-Ed-I
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Court Notes

The Richards case IL up on appeal
from the courts OF Earth
The f-C'rooked kid's' bond Was ce-
clared forfeited yesterday.
Judge Minos has decided that he has
no jurisdiction over number OF cE1ses
recently appealed from Nome.
Three hundred lawyers. al recent az
rivals from Nome. Earth. were al
rnftrad yesterday 20 practice l. the
courts Of Hell. Judge RhodamaJithus
saws that he knows many Of them Per
sonally The Court has been peddoned
% turn Cerberus loose fer awhile
For smoking cigarettes IN the powder
house. James Hamilton Lewis was yes
ferday sentenced 20 20 years exile II
the main reverberatory at our nav
Hmelter A severe sentence. but the
old Man says this dangerous habit
must be stopped
Foxy Joe. keeper Of q resort in the
snake quarter. was muictec for 800
and costs this morning for making
100000 eyes At a 3urymRn In the
Henry Ward Beecner case last week
The court said he wouldn't stand for IT,
Joe Is one OF the Whooper's best Gus
toners and We don't believe he made
the goo COOS.
Billy Shakespeare and Lord Bacon.
two membsrs OF the exclusive set. were
each fined two snowballs yesterday for
hghting Ignatius Donelly. who seems
10 have encouraged the trouble, which.
as near as can be learned. grew out OF
n game OF craps. was sent 20 the hot
grindstone for 100 years.
The Washington times., 1907-02-24

posed edition on ordinary paper. That
would be too fragrant a breach Of the
unities. as they call It in stage talk.
So 1 telephoned over 10 a mercantile
company and secured q lot OF sheet
asbestos That would look more Ike
what a real editor in he'll would use.
wouldn't 1t?
Il 80 a liberal supply. there being
plenty on hand, for asbestos is
necessity in Alaska where every degree
or unit or whatever they call Il where
they measure heat, Is OF grave value.
Everything that can give forth
warmth is protected by asbestos in
those parts where radiation will not
warm somebody.
well, got out the Hell whooper.'
1t was a success with everybody-ex-
cept Major Strong. whose name in
slightly disguised form I had flown at
the masthead as managing editor.
Shortly afterward I met the old fellow
somewhat mellow with the favorite
brew of his native State. Kentucky.
1t seemed that while OF liberal mind
on most subjects he had the old-fash-
Toned and fearful respect for he'll. and
my associating his name with a pub
Hcation purporting to come from that
obnoxious place had touched him 'on
the raw
=" T think man who publishes such
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The Washington times., 1907-02-24
They Do Say

That Bobby Burns
That Tityrs IL something OF q liver.
That ST. Peter Is next 70 ths Meme
crowd.
That Paul GHeirry 10 a hot poll
tlcian.
that Aeneas is stu trying to square
~ with Dido
That society IN Hell is much the
same as on Earth.
That the common field snake Is the
latest thing 81 garteTs.
That the Imperial engineers are work
ing on a scheme 20 raise this country
That everybody wants 20 stampede
for EiysiaE. but the trails are too
tough
That Jack Hines and Henry Tomlin-
son look swell in their now suits OF
Fire Proof Paint