CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1907-10-10

his pleasure Is spoiled by the ref1ec-
ton that he would have had better
weather had he held 1t last week.
The guests may like pie, but If the
hostess hasn't any pretty forks, they
will never get 1t.
A husbands and wife's opinions
never differ SO much as when the
subject of a little spending money is
discussed.
Little candles, 1t has ben said, are
easily blown out Many, a youth has
discovered, too, that little salaries are
easily blown in.
"A miss is as good as mile," said
the deer as it ran away. "a miss Is
as bad as a mile," said the hunter as
he reloaded his gun.
Mules are becoming SO scarce and
high that finally the newspapers will
print an announcement of the fact
when a mule colt is born.
| II Hard Work manages to save a
hundred dollars. Lazy Envy will say
the amount was a thousand dollars,
and that it must have been stolen.
After all, most of us have pretty
contented dispositions, or else there
would be more unhapiness, consider
ing how often we see our own faces
in the glass.
A man was telling this reporter
(who is 43) today Of an accident.
"The injured man." he said, sis quite
old; he is So" We hope to hear less
of that kind Of talk hereafter.
A Canon girl loves a man who
doesn't care for her, and is loved by
man she doesn't care for. These
twists have a way of. Strengthening out
out in novels, but not in real life.
Last night at the picture show a
woman in the audience took of her
shoe because her corns were hurting.
During climax, when the villain was
in the clutches of the hero, she be-
came excited, and waved her shoe in
the air.
The telephone rang at The Record
office this afternoon, and this is
what came in a clear, girlish voice, ov-
er the wire: at is said that rancher
out in Fruitmere entertains company
on the front porch with his night
shirt on"
A dining room girl appeared at a
restaurant this morning at 7:30, to
go to work. ut is Illegal" said the
proprietor, "for a dining room girl to
appear at 1880 a. m II anybody else
as possible. Otherwise you are out Of
job"
A Canon woman Ia always agree
able, and says many polite things.
People say she Is a fypocrite. Anoth-
er Canon woman says many dis
agreeable things, and, SO far as we
can see, she is as popular as any
body. People say Of her. well, she
is at least candid"
Here's the telephone girl. AN en-
ploye who does the most work and
suffers the most abuse for the money
she receives. Who does the most fav-
ors that are unappreciated by those
upon whom they are conferred. Who
knows more about men than the soci-
ologist does: more about women than
the officer of the federation of clubs:
more about the manner Of children
| than the teacher does, and can tell
where every gentleman and lady
lives"
Did you ever know that incubator
chickens are OF a more friendly and
oonffding disposition than the hen
raised chickens? An incubator chick
en-. being an orphan. has no one to
tell it that the big creature in a
Mother Hubbard that comes out to
feed 1t, Is not an angel, at 1t imagines,
but monster who will some day
grab it, wiring its little neck and eat
1t. Therefore. 1t trusts the creature
in Mother Hubbard, tags It all over
the yard, and jumps on its lap. and.
when the little head Is under It's wing
in the brooder at night, the heaven
OF It's dreams Is peopled with big
angels in Mother sHubbards, car
rying ears OF corn. But the little
hen-raised chicken is taught the day
1t breaks its shell to run as fast as its
little legs will carry 1t from all Great
ures in Mother Hubbards. And be-
cause OF this suspicious disposition
1t lives longer.