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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17

was one of last years successes in the
big cities, and its reputation was suf-
ficicnt to, call out a "capacity' audi-
ence for its first performance in this
city. And the audience had a good
time. This musical comedy i, sone-
thing better than the average of this
sort of thing, though moderately char
acteriZcd by the program as a me-
lange of chatter" and "iingleS and
tunes" The chatter is very entertain
ing chatter, largely compounded If
the raciest, Slangiest slang that ever
struck the stage. slang that would put
even SeWell Ford to his trumps n
match it. And the ''jingles and tunes
are particularly good Of their kin !.
with just those catchy qualities and
haunting melodies that strike the pom
ular fancy. and are whistlcd and sun
the edges. More than that. "Thr
Time, etc. has some Semblance of =
plot and a rather novel situation of q
large company quarantined for small
pox in a sanitarium. where lots %:
things happen including a good deal o:
breezy love- making.
The brunt of the fun-making i
taken by Arthur DEACON. and he is !;
wonder in his way. There is nothing
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17
Will be Mailed Free Upon Application
Helen T. HOnkinS Portland. Frances a

Helen J. HOPKINS Portland; Frances a.
Sargent. E"lfaSt; Mary Louise Alien,
East Hiram; Winnifred Murphy. East
port. Daisy l. Nunan. Cape PorpoiSc,
Winnifrcd l.. Lane. Rcd Peach: Myr,l,'
Downs. Berwick: Livctte Iothrup.
Lewiston; May 6. Morse. Watcrh"r":
Sarah l.. Graham, West Buxton: LriIa
q. N"ulton. Klltery Depot; Grace l..
Monk, Clinton; Eva Hood, Riddeford
Amy T.. Richardson, Naesalboro: Har-
riot Jones. Portland; Mildred IIol-
brock. runGy'S Harbor; Nellie a. II ID
field. Augusta: Florence l.. Phelan, Ca
lais; Florence Bates. West Bath;
B!anch Smith. Mechanic Falls; Harr;
ct Bliss. West Bath; Mary Smith.
South Windham: Dora Morrell. Ber-
wick; Helen l.. Smith. Portland; Mar
garct Nichels. Chcrryfeld: Belle Inccr-
soil. North Falmouth; Alice Randall.
Gorha.n: Geneva Pike. WcvtbrOok;
Grace NJ. CARL, WcetbroOk; Willena
Latham. Long Island: Margaret I. Con-
ley. Portland; Eleanor ID. FosS, Port
land; Grace InIrnhIm. Windham; Fla
villa IlirNkes. South Windham.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17
GORHAM NORMAL SCHOOL.
The Year Opens With Entering Class
of ~ New Pupils.

Gnrlam. Nc, Sept. 16.-(SpcciaD. -
NAL school has reached - pupils and
This makes the largest total rnrollnlcnt
for any fall term since the school was
established. Practically all the students
III the upper Glasses have return, Il and
some who have been out teaching hav,
also rc-entercd the school to continue
their work.
The faculty this year is the same as
last With three additions to the teach
in" force.
a new cOurs" in manual training Is
to be started as soon as the ruilipmcnt
arrives This work is To be in charge of
Herbert l.. Berry, of tn" Wcstbrool,
Manual Training school
BurIrg the summer vacation n new
gymnasium WAS completed in the rcci-
tation hall 1t is finely equipped and is
ready for Immediate use.
Miss Helen NJ. Staples Of Hanover is:
the new matron n Frederick Robbie
hall Miss Staples is widely known in
Milne, having been q t"achor at Bridg-
ton ana Hebron academies AMI West
brook seminary.
The complete list Of students making
M the entering class is as follows:
Miss Edna Lcavitt Gorham: Ella NJ.
Freeman, WaterviIl": Helen Mccain.
Portland: George kallock. South Wind
ham: Florence Warren. Gorham; Lii
liam F.. Haskell. Mechanic Falls; Mari
on Patrick Gorham: Daisy Shaw, Sc
hago Lake: Alice Newport. Oxford; Ed
M Dec ring, Gorham: Florence l.. Sar-
gent. Hiram: Marguerite Greene. Bridg-
ton: Rose Littlefield. Rridgton: Winni-
fred NJ Dixon. Eliot: Edna Upton. Mil
bridge: Grace NJ. Ncwhall, Liberty:
Pauline Could. Portland; Gcrtin Sloan,
Bethel: Annie V. WhitchouSe, Somers-
worth. y. H: Tilla Lawrence, Gardi-
nor: Fannie NJ. ingalls,. Bridgton; Bar
hara Fall. Somersw0rth. y. H: Leila
Hanks. Augusta: Fife J. Hurd. South
Wfndham; Frances II. Leeman. East
port: Lizzie NJ. Clemens, Hiram: Grace
NJ. Wilson, DeblOis: Grace Randall,
West Harpswell; Matte L. Buzzell
Standish: Tena c. Tubbs. Norway:
Nellie a. Jones. Cape Elizabeth: Flor
cncr 2. Bonthby. Saco; Anne T.. Brown
Red Beach; Edith 3. Jordan, North
Bridgton; Rosa Mingo, Red Beach,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17
GREAT AUCTION SALE.

CT Farming Land. VI uOl Land Timber
Land. Wool ana l.rmbcf Situated on the
iii" Of the Narrow Gauge RAILROAD i'll the
lL.L- Il II
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AUGUSTA LOCALS.
AMUSEM ENTS.
Coming Thrc' the Rye" Sept. %.

So't'"9 'HC inc rye, SePt. %.
The last performance of Coming
Thr"' the Rye" at the Colonial
Theatre, WAS characterized by one TT
til" ino&t remarkable scenes that ever
occurred i'll Boston playhouse. y
vast audience, crpWdng tn. theatre in
every part, was present ana constantly
interrupted the performance with
violent applause. The spectators We're
uhrcStralncd in their demonstrations.
Joining in the choI1Ises Of the most
popular musical numbers ana shouting
plraSantrics To the actors across the
f1"t!iSsIts. At the end Of the first act
IN" company was called before the
curtain again and again. When Frank
Labor sung 1T Must BE Love-" and
Clancy, the audience would not
d"alst in demanding encores until the
popular comedian stepped over the
curtain line ana made speech Miss
St:lnblcr took ten cncprcS On her
Lazy Bill song. ana Fvrlecm Dun
more sung what the Rose Said to
Ne" At least half Il dozen times. The
Dig chorus uf pretty girls received
N"ClfrrnuS attention throughout the
entire performance, and when the cur
tain desc, ndr1 upon III, last act the
audience, Including jhp ladies stood up
and chc"r"d 81 long. ANA So loudly that
= crowd HrtUllir gathered around the
trent of thr tnc:,ti-, on ,;pvl$tDa street
eager To- l";l!l lhr c,lu~r of the un,lsual
',tInui!. ti;.ti ~ Wi!irn Was SuinG on in
-i1". IN" "C"min% 'rhrn' tie Rye
,"nipnrI, proudly bearing iii .lusical
c''iI!' dN r't. era tt; ttt,tIti..IC" amt re-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17
Fine Pictures at the Opera House.

The pictures displayed ut the Opera
house yesterday afternoon and even
ing ana which continues until Friday,
when another new and very interest
ing series Of pictures are thrown on
the screen. We're the best yet shown
being entirely new in subjects, scenic
ctftrtS and Interesting situations. The
subjects displayed are: When We
W"I" Boys" The Amateur Rider
~ Drama in Il Spanish Inn" Auto
matte Stamp Pad" Pork Butchers
Nightmare" and "Reluctant Dog"
"Wednesday evening will be amateur
night. Admission ; cents
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Boston Produce Market.

Ro"tun. Sept. 10.
FLOUR -Tn'hanHod mill shipments.
spring PATENTS L.itMr5 %
CpI;N -Int HANGED: No. 5 yellow 90
OATS-i.nw"r- No > clipped white 6lIk
llAN-I'nchanged: No -
MIL FEED-Quict
SnKIN'i Iran o15NM9S
M!NET' FEEr-2S 506t2O
Pof1<--Lover. medium IS
J \i!D- nnll: ll7s
rEEF Quiet; v hole cattle 1NrlT11.
LANES Ii"t; Snring l2Ul21a.
Nt'N4S Quiet: Fab
w Tft'if STEADY: northern 2g.AG20iS.
CIIFESF' Steady: FORK state liGf1l
EGGS Steady: choice :,aft?4: western u
arr
APIIFS Dull: Willa,ne Va
PDTNTD E%-Tasi"r: Maine White f1Tr10
81 GAR Steady on 4 basis Of SO for
granul:ted
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17
List Of Unclaimed Letters,

WOMEN.-Bubar, Miss Lucy (2):
Chase. Martha A.: C"rcoran. Mrs. Car
ri"; Head. Mrs. Attic Hcbcrt. Nellie
Annie; Prat, Mrs. l.. X; Rush, Miss
Dora 80; Simpson. Margaret 90;
Taylor. Mrs. James; Tottcn, Mrs +.
MEN.-Adams. Mr.. ]. H.; Connoi
L. w; Dickcy, w. p; Joseph, Mr.
Agot; MartclI Alphonso; Mcgee. Mr..
Tommic; Packard. Mr.. O. II. (2);
Tr"mbIcy, Mr.. Miles; Trigger, H.;
Ware Mr. Roswell; White, Mr.. Percy
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Chicago Produce Market.

wet knatlrf ana, ,,w t aeGlpe ei. = in
thei Cnns,han sSm4tacst caused an ad-
vance Today IF more thsn one cent in the
price Of wheat Qp the local exchange. At
srG .IHs.; I NJ. Daceyahs.', delivery showed
Oats WIRE %n3 lower Provisions were
UNCHANGED to sc higher
The leading futures closed rs follows:
WIIEAT-Sept. 9iSs; Dec. -: May l047s.
GnEN-sept 595. Pee. 15as; MAY 573a
0NTS-sept 5274; Dec 5lKmH: May 52x,
MESS P0ltK-tRt. Lazy. Jan. 1850.
I.ARD--Oct.l siQ2Is: Jan. M.
SHORT RIRS-Oct. S.5oia: Jan. 500.
Cash quotations We're as follows:
FI.OCE-S Steady.
WlEAT-No. : spring 1o3nlOi, No %
Hlnl14: No. !! RED S4I.m@A.
az,
oATs-No. 527s: No. white i7hG5..
RYE-\o. ; S9i.M91
FARLEY Feeding 76li7S.
MALTING-&TS9
Elan SELLING. northwestern 19f.
TIMOTHY a.. 10y
CLOVER =
SHORT RIES Si5TE57
MESS PORK-lJ }5Gtl54C
1.NRp-Ng2ib
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New York Cotton Market.

New York, Sept 16.
SPOT closed &c points lower. MiddIing
np;;ands TO; do. Gulf IL. Sales 400
Galveston quiet. 1aa,: Charleston quiet.
TIL: Mclplis quiet, 1a7,, New orleans
nominal i: Mobile easy. II ZIG; Savan-
nah quiet 11a.
Mt 'ceipts for three DAYS a. 3a2
Exports 70 Great Britain 5io5: t. France
1GI;. to tho continent 300
Stock 331. 1G6.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17
Chicago Cattle Market.

ChicaSo. Sept. 16
CATTLE Receipts estimated about 3d.
Goa. good to choice ::t'stdv ANA active;
conmrn I" 'litTr steers inftI r.
lltHS-lEoctiptS estimated ahhu; 2" Nnl;
Sttndv: choice to heavy "hipp"rS i l5Gr6 20
SllEh.l'- l;f"riit@ about ..uh: market
So" 'v- sheen @Ntu;.In: ycarliugS J 15(p
CHI. lambs C.Hdf 10.
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THE DAILY MARKET REPORTS

and nearby farcv selected white 23uO;
good to choice 2jfi2l; brown and mixed
fancy 2Jf27: first To extra nrsts c2dt24.
PtTATOES-Wr Long Island per
Dbl 26t2.25: jersey 1jG12: southern sweets
per Dbl. L50gt3.%I Jersey per basket Tsp
1.J0.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-09-17
CHINA, MAINE,

THIS SAIL viii y" held 1T the liolmcs
!';ii!n, 50 called. in til" town ni Clin.i
T.. mil, IRON We ks Mills on the road
to l;rauch Mills, beginning at | O'Clock
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17

'ln the Days Of Scott' there are two
anecdotes about Sir Walter Scotts
children In connection with his poem,
'"The Lady OF the Lake"
One day his daughter was met by
James Ballautync. the publisher. In
her fathers library and asked what
she thought Of the poem. She replied
that she had not read 1t and added:
Papa says there Is nothing so bad
for young people as reading bad
poetry"
Scott's son Walter returned from
school one day with evidences OF hay.
Ing been engaged in fight. His ia
ther asked him what he had been fight
ing about. He replied that he had been
called ''lassie" and had resented II.
A little questioning showed that
young Walters schoooifellows had
nicknamed him THE Lady OF the
Lake" which name the boy did not
understand except as reproach to
his manllness.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17
GRATING FISH TAILS.
An Interesting Art In Which the Jap
nncsc Arc Experts.

Among the many Interesting arts in
which the japanese excel Is that OF the
making of fish tails. Almost every one
has seen the bush tailed goldfish, with
Its four. Ave and sometimes more long
wavy tails. but Il Is not generally
known that most of them are not lis
own.
When the little goldfish are very
very young their flesh is as clear az
glass. so that one can see every bone ig
their tiny bodies At this time the few
that arc born with two or more tail
are put by themselves, ana then T.
queer looking old Jap. with great
magnifylng glass fastened In front OF
his eye and wee sharp tools handy.
reaches down under the water and
cuts OF the tails of the plain little fish,
and then three or -four Of these tail,
are Joined on TO the backbone whore
the one was cut off and fastened there
with tiny bandages until they grow
fast.
The Japanese, who are very sklllful
In queer things Of this kind, grow the
finest goldfish In tile world, and It Is u
very good business, for very fine 1sh
OF this klnd often bring as much as
$500 10 $500, and one sold not long ago
for 1000.
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WARNING ORDER.

In the United States Court In the
Indian Territory, Southern District
George Freeman plaintiff. VS.
Palace Freeman defendant, No. 1896
The defendant, Palace Freeman, ia
warned to appear in this court n
thirty days and answer the complain
of the plaintiff. George Freeman.
Witness the Hon. Hosea Townsend,
Judge of said Court, and the sea-
thereof, this 2s day OF March, 1907
(Seal) c.. NJ. CAMPBELL.
BY W. s. Crockett Clerk
]. T. Coleman attorney
Attorney FOR nonresident: A. r.
Champion.
First published March 2s, 1907.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17
An Artists Slip.

Sir John Gilbert was once commits.
stoned TO Illustrate a short story for a
London weekly. When he had finished
the work. the editor remarked. "Why.
Mr. Gilbert, the story says an escort Of
infantry soldiers. and here on the
block you have given us mounted
ones" Dear me, SO ! have" re-
sponded the artist, "but haven't time
10 do another drawing now. Can't
you make an alteration In the story to
make It fit lnf" The copy was handed
TO n subordinate TO make the requisite
alterations. but that gentleman forgot
to edit the chapter describing how the
soldiers had gained the summit Of a
steep mountain. parts of which they
were obliged TO scale with ladders
Horses could not have been got there
unless by the assistance OF a crane,
Afterwrrd shoals Of letters from sub
scribers wished to know how the cav
airy got there.
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D,lnu Business Aualn,

when my friends thought was
about TO take leave of this world, on
account of indigestion. nervousness
and general debility" writes A. A
Chisholm, Treadwell, N. Y. "and
Yhen 1t looked as II there was no
'ope left, / was persuaded to try Elec-
trio Bitters, and | rejoice to say that
business again as OF old, and am still
ginning daily" Best tonic medicine
on earth. Guaranteed by w. b. Frame.
druggist, and City Drug Store. soc.
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A FavorIte Remecy for Babies.

Its pleasant taste and prompt cures
have made Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy a fayorite with the mothers
I small children. IL quickly cures
heir coughs and colds and prevents
ny danger of pneumonia or other
erious consequences. 1t not only
cures Group, but when given as soon
as the croupy cought appears will
prevent the attack. For sale by i. J.
Ramsey, w. B. Frame, Ardmore Drug
Co, Bonner a. Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17
BANKRUPTCY NOTICE.

In the United States Court FOR the
Southern Distia, OF Indian Territory.
In the matter of Ellis & Alcorn,
bankrupts, in bankruptcy.
To the Hono;stle Hosea Townsend
Judge of the District Court OF the
United states for the Southern Dis
trict of the Indian Territory:
James f. Alcorn, a member Of the
firm of Ellis & Alcorn, of sulphur, In
the Southern District of the Indian
Territory, in said District. respect
fully represents that on the 9Th day
of October, 1906, last past, he was
duly adjudged bankrupt under
the acts of congress relating to
bankruptcy; that he has duly surren-
dered all his property and rights II
property and has fully complied with
all the requirements OF said acts and
of the orders of the court touching
his bankruptcy.
Wherefore he prays that he may be
decreed by the court to have a full
discharge from all debts provahle
against his estate under said bank
rupt acts, except such debts as n"c
excepted by law from discharge.
Dated this 18th day of February, \.
D., 1907.
JAMES +. ALCoRN. Bankrup'.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17
How 10 Avoid Appendicitis.

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually constipated.
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
chronic constipation by stimulating
the liver and bowels and restores the
natural action OF the bowels. Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup does not nau-
seate or grippe and is mild and pieas-
ant to take. Refuse substitutes. Hou-
man Drug Co. and City Drug Store.
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JAMES f. ALCoRN, Bankrup'.

Southern District of the Indian Tel
ritory. SIS.
on this 18th day of February, A..
d., 1907, on reading the foregoing
petition, II Is ordered by the court
that a hearing be had upon the same
on the Goth day of April, A. d., 1901
before said court at Ardmore IA salu
District at Q o'clock in the forenoon,
and that notice thereof be publish
ed in the Ardmoreite, a newspaper
printed in said district. and that all
known creditors and other persons In
interest may appear at the said time
and place ana show cause, II any
they have, why the prayer of said
petitioner should not be granted.
And it is further ordered by the
court that the clerk shall send by
mail to all known creditors copies o.,
said petition and this order, address
ed to them at their places OF rosi-
dence as stated
Witness, the Honorable Hosea
Townsend, judge Of the said court
and the seal thereof at Ardmore, in
said district, on the 18th day of Feb
ruary, 1907.
c. NJ. CAMPBELL, Clerk.
(Seal of the Court
BY w. S. CROCKETT, Deputy CIerK.
Published April II, 1907.
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would encounter ETA,pSto: H,5d' 5'ss
would pass through 400 different
odors and we only encountered 399.'
"Ah!" was the quick reply, you miss.
ed the Odor of sanctlty. kansas
City Star.
The youthful orator came down
from the platform at the close Of his
address, and many people pressed for.
ward to shake him by the hand. He
accepted their congratulations with a
smiling face. but his eyes were on a
certain man who fingered in his seat
The young lecturer pressed through
the throng about him and extended
his hand to the waiting man.
Il want to thank YOU" he said to
that gentleman, for the close atten-
tion you gave to my remarEs. iUu,
upturned face was an inspiration to
me. | am sure you never changed
your earnest attitude during my lee
ture."
NO" said the man. but don't flat
ter yourself on that account; | have
a stiff neck."-LoDdon Answers.
President Hadley Of Yale not long
ago entertained at dinner the son OF
one Of has classmates, the youth being
Yale freshman. The conversation
turned to football, and what the pres
ident had to say on the subject was
news to the freshman. who realized
the fact with considerable surprise. He
listened for some time. and then said
to Mrs Hadley, condescendingly
enough. "Do you know. Mrs. Hadley,
that only illustrates the old saying
that one can learn something of any
body"-Kansas City Star.
Little Elsie-Let's play keeping
house. I'll be the lady of the house
Little Margie-And what will ! be?
Little Elsie-Oh. youll be another
lady come to call on me, and I'll pre-
tend to be glad to see you.-Houston
Post.
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LOCAL UNION NO. 247 OF THE IN.
TERNATIONAL. BROTHERHOOD
OF .BLACKSMITHS . AND HELP.
ERS meets every Thursday night.
A. u. White, President; c. u. Craig.
Secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17

ARDMORE TRADES COUNCIL
Meets first and third Friday nights
In each month at Labor Hall. Il.
p. Horn, president ID. N. Fergu.
son. secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17

THE ARDMoRE TYPOGRAPHICAL
UNION. No. 6i9.-Meets first Sun
day In each month at p. m. at
Union Hall. J. W. Gollcdge. Pres.
ident; L. II. Gaines. Secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17

teacher, can you tell me what ami.
mails were the first to enter the ark?
"Car-seat hogs" replied johnny
Houston Post
=
one day an army chaplain saw
soldier named Mcdonnell making for
the back door of a saloon.
Mcdonnell" the chaplain shouted.
Mcdonnell! oh. Mcdonnell"
Mcdonnell turned, gave him hasty
hook. frowncd, and darted into the
bar. The chaplain loitered outside
the door until Mcdonnell came forth
again.
Mcdonnell" he said reproachfully,
didn't you hear me calling your"
yes, sir" Mcdonnell answered
meekly, Il did; but-but I only had
the price of one drink.
A man named Doe applied to the
courts in New York not long ago for
a change of name. 1T is impossible 20
carry on a successful business under
that name" he said. Everybody
looks upon me as a joke. The minute
'" "
"'
he says. 1 had always supposed the
Doe family existed for judicial pur.
wv "'e
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PPe' '' Wv p'P'''' 'i0l',,'
9"u
p' W
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''"''
,o,,n,, r,on -, nm fo. nm ox
or,i,o,io, ord u,os ",Incl,d" uo
con, ,ho ,ol,ou,,rs ,oiosrom to his
orvio,,s family. .Examin,tio, s,lan.
d,d pro,ossors a,,nrs,astic Tbev
aor,ar, =, ,ooro o~upiy,
The Dutch peasant lives with canals
all about him. and reaches his cot
tago by way Of n drawbridre. Per
haps it's in the blood of n Dutch child
mn, IN fall into n canaI Al all avents
,ho match mother rovor on,ears IN
.,,,oi,o,o .,,oh n nossihui,y ono
90, inac,ro tho ovoroge ENGLISH or
Awar,oon neither trying IN hiring nm a
s,mi,v On n house surrounded nv "a.
a,a cha ,o,.or n.,rid have - min.
it, noooo rrtu ,bo childrer uere in
bod put then the mere sight of a
-, - ,ho u,n,,,,sh child suggests
a. ,o,,ah,. -, sraa., hath An
Un,,,,ah,,on ,norirad ., a nn,cb wo.
80 onoos = n,,ch child bv any
oharo. over fall ,nto n canal " "yes "
sho ron,,od. "ooses have been
Lrourp "Do,.t Won do ANYTHING for
,,on oor,,nuod tho ouastioner "Oh
VOC sba ansvered Eve haul them
a,,, oooir, .prt what moan Is
ovnioinod tho EnqlIsbman don't
Won d, ANYTHING 10 preyent their fall.
IN to save them from falling in
ono,n 80 "yes" sho ANSWERED.. I'VE
anonL thom Kansas CITY star.
=
A Presbyterian cle>yman was
praising the late DIR. Henry Martyr
Field of Stockbrldge, who for forty
years edited the Evangelist.
DIR Field did so much good" he
said "because he went about his
work. automatically, sensibly, reas'
onably.
81 once heard him declare that re-
formers failed often because ne mo
ment they started reform they drop
was swalloved nm in zeal.
- -. ,..,,, o,,ro faddiet
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-17

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