Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-10-26
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How a hoy hates 70 confess,

How a hoy hates To confess,
Everybody laughs ar militiamen.
Extremes of neat make more liars
than profit and gain.
An AtchiSon man Is so worthless
hc cannot even gcr up good eN-
cuse
II is noticeable that when a man
is unusually accurate, he likes 70 tell
about it,
As a ulc, Il man visits his first
wifcs grave, IL IS because his second
wife takes him.
The average town is never as un-
satisfactory as when providing enter
taunent for a loafer
What has become Of the old fash
toned person who called wagon nllcd
with household goods Il "nttin'?'
Hes su bad that he would corrupt
reform school declared police
man this morning in describing =
Widowers do one Thing better than
idoWs they don't take their children
with them on their second wedding
'rncre viii always be people who
viii visit ia a business Office tho same
MS there viii always be others
who viii talk loud wren the baby is
asleep.
what has become of the old-faah-
toned woman who thought ~ a waste
Of time 20 fan anywhere except in
rNor,9 sim, n,,r fr GIVING go,,,,,lt-
,,,l,,ts stnr,,a, commitment ~ n,.,,.,.
,ascn se~lously aro IS liable ia ha
nrfrnsiy,
Even the man who paid for the par
1ur furniture isn't 20 be trusted alone
with il and iackhnife and noth-
i-y,,, Young man in love with n
rrettv and incapable eiH. undoresu-
mates the time it vuI take TO learn
rnu. 10 cook
Tn,re isn't much in HE world but
work Even raople at sgmncr resorts
,n,lsf 80 "a lot az ruetnng around 10
have d good time
Ara, you kicking yourself out Of a
iob2 Many poopls DO n. Are YOU ,yu!-
in,- to accent u poorei lob ir order thar
you puv have your foo. way" MANY
reopIe are
Do you remember What owen More
dith said?" a woman askcG An Atchi-
SON nan TODAY M tba man 70
pljed = don't remember Ii. ana g.n,t
care to hea, a.
II don't take uuca sto,l tp tne
Stories told br man OF his enemy
ana most OF the stories Nou hear. have
;hlt sort of origin have invented so
many ulvse!f tnat know ,hey .l,a nor
yar- rtliable -patsou 'Tuinc
tbe age when he has time Ia rcad his
rNpgricuccs have been SO tuuch moro
ihr{IUng Than those found ~ hoois,
trat ne can't G1d interest in tbarn
An Atghison man Who is small I'm
stature saws "A little man ,s ,,lwavs
bandicappad. that n hie nam qtarts
with nm advantage II man bas n
largo frame peoDIo think he a. hir-
I anil he proyes he r. little
( N is whispered around town that
/ Mrs. Jysander John ADpIeion win sue
( her husband for dfyorce. ~ learned ra-
I ccrtIv." she is reported AS Saving to
/ "a friend Chat John has no M, inslir-
/ aucc nm NOT live with man who
/ carries no lie insurance
Mrs. Iysander ,{onn Appleton 9lv-,1.s
/ looks oD the bright side Rece,4tIr a.
/ fire DESTROYED her home ana all its CON
I tents We'll" She said pllloso-
phicailv next morning as she rnznd ~ .
. tho debris "at least Ne sa,r nno a,a
we didn't have TO break o,l, uegl,s ~
run TO-"
What an outrage = yoIf ist 1-or,a,,
work like slaves In r,isa ,.h;,la,,s a,,,i
wolves steal Them A volf is !. loofsr'
ne produces lotbinp but or 1ba con
tra1.v is a contipuul nnst N-et nn e,,,,.-