Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-16
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FOuR HOURS to Estancia is not a
bad performance, even for a buzz
wagon.
THE TERROR Of the Nature Fakirs
has neglected to brand the Detroit Ii
gers and the Chicago Cubs.
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PROBABLY those correspondents
who send out dispatches saying No
bears are also nature fakirs.
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WITH a daily. train to Roswell, Al
buquerque will be right next door TO
her enterprising neighbor over in the
Pcoos valley.
TO CAP the climax in prohibition
Georgia the thirteenth annual conven-
tion Of the state dairymen Will he
held next week.
1T rs REPORTED that this years
chestnut crop Is a failure. The man
who started that canard is not a sub
scriber to the Almanac.
MR.. FAIRBANKS. in spite Of
his cocktails, may congratulate him
self that he didn't see snakes In the
White House. anyhow.
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PROF. TODD. Just back from Peru.
says he is reasonably certain hat
people live on Mars. If Todd is salts
fled there's no Kick coming.
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PROF. MACON of Georgia. Mo.
says we should raise wheat. Prof. T.
Roosevelt OF Washington. u. c.. be
lieves We should raise HI.
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a KANSAS city man named Rosen-
burg stuck a knife in the leg Of a res
taurant keeper in that town. Prooa-
bly, he couldn't get il into the steak,
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THE BUNCH Of mourners attended
to in police court Monday morning
will likely remember more about;
Fighting the Booze" than Fighting
the Flames
JOHN ". EHLE of Skull Valley.
Arizona. celebrated his Goth anniyer-
sary by entering the bonds Of we'd
lock. They are a gay bunch in that
territory and age cuts no figure.
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THE PRUNE crop is large. says an
agricultural journal 1t is under
stood the government is also cult
a splendid lemon crop for some
New Mexico's political celebrities.
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WHAT with the government agents,
the grand jury. the yellow Sheets and
the ~Plunderbund has had "A
continuous nightmare In Santa Fe all
summer. And it appears to grow no
better fast.
PRESIDENT otto c. Schneider of
the Chicago School boar has made the
interesting discovery That the Bible is
constitutional. Schneider is evil
trying to butt into the New
legislature.
SHOT HIMSEL." an aged Chey-
Indian, was critically injured at
Oklahoma, by the acct
discharge of a 32-caliber rifle
In the hands Of an Indian boy. They
should change his name to Got Shot.
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A PHOENIN deputy sheriff who
has many dealings with the willy Jap
has figured out a way to wipe them
off the face Of the globe. He has
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booze fighters ana suggests
o Uncle Sam to get the whole pOpu-
alton dead drunk and then run
IN.
HERE'S the joyful palm To the en-
.erprising gentlemen who have volun-
.cerod TO extend aid to the poor down
consumer. Tlr, question
yhich naturally presents itself Is. if
me mar can sell coal at a profit at
why does auothos tr 1 have - !
tick on an extra dollar? Echo an- I,
.Wers WHY" +,
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PERKINS, the most unpopular /,
nan IN Douglas. Arizona. one day last /
week was a Mexican who carried a !
i've rattlesnake In "a tin can and oc- /,
.asionally raised the lid tn show it /
@ curious passers-by. The Mexican !
practically had the oNn 60 himself Z
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