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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Of Course.

Hell wonder why a man, in propos-
ing to a woman, always asks her ''for
her hand?'
She-But doesn't she usually carry her
purse in her hand?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Triumphant Wooing

ManaGer-For heavens SAKE, fraeulein.
what nave you done? You've gone and
accepted the hero's proposal in the first
act. instead Of in the fifth,
The Star-But he begged so n;cal.t
And-why can't / just refuse him in no
fifth act2-Flegende Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Housekeeping Note

TIE Judge was partaking of dinner in
me new household. when the young wife
cults, judge?'' NY ''N
No" said the judge. u never did.
but l dare say they deserve it"-T III
Bits ~
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Lame.

''rhe railroad wants to dig cut right
through our suburb
And do they offer no excuse?'
'Oh, the say divided outskirts will he
more modish. Washington Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Henpecked.

who gave you permission to fish
here?"
WHO? What stupid question! Ny
wife, of coursev-Fliegende Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
A Sealv Trick.

Friend-Say, that's fine mirror
yon've hung up in your shop. Why
Butcher-les, I've done il so that the
pretty servants wouldn't look too close
" at my weighing!- Meggendorfer Blaet-
ter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
At the Dinner Table.

Guest-Why does Huber never say
anything?
Neighhor-Because his wife always de-
clares that two people should not speak
at once,-Fhegende Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
The Master Of the House.

Wife-My husband did not come home
at all last night.
Maid--Have you looked under the bed
Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Modern.

We'll, how's your newspaper for poets
going
Not very well. We have 800 assist
ants-and so subscribers!-F liegende
Blnetter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
An Alternative

II you don't marry me-" said the ar
dent youth, Il will shoot you.''
lire away" said the girl. I'D rather
be shot thar starved to death, anyh@N !"
This so disconnected the youth thar his
purpose failed.-Philadelnhi Ledger
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Companions in Misery.

Master of the House-But, Nina, why
ARE you so excited?
Maid-The Mistress has dismissed me!
Master-I congratulate you!-Irliegende
Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Far from the Finish.

'.Your son viii complete his education
next month will he not?'
Yes. he will not. Why, he's Just
graduating from collegep' Cleveland
Leader
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
: Humorous Items. =
Cheap Fuel.

Woodman. fell that tree;
Spare not a single Dough:
In youth ii sheltered me.
But Goals so costly now.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Modern Tragedy.

& "honkr' A streak of ugly smell;
A few drinks and driver rash;
A sudden turn; a crash; a yell
Another auto gone to smash.
Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Speculative.

Merchant Ito drummer for the frmA-
So they're suffering from the sleapinc
sickness in Africa? Wonder If we
couldn't do something in exporting pa
Jamas and nightcaps? Meggendorfer
Blaetter. y
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
The Binds.

love the birds. ! love them most
OF all Gods creatures, far ana wide.
! love them on piece of toast,
A large, cold bottle ON the side.
Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Misunderstood.

How many people work in your of
4icey'
Work? Perhaps two-thirds Of thcra."
-Fliegende Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Vacation Music

All have heard the gas jet story,
No man yet has sung the lay
OF the phone that keeps on ringing
While the family is away
New York sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
Model.

Physician Meier is most con
scientious patients | believe if | were to
prescribe a trip to the north pole for him
he would go and discover it.-Flegende
Baetter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
The Handy Doctorin Y our
Vest Pocket
TITS thin, round-cornered little
Enamel Boz

TITS a thin, ound-cornered little
Enamel Boz
When carried in your vest pocket
IL Il means Health-lnsurance.
1t contains Six Candy Tablets of pleasant
taste, almost as pleasant as Chocolate.
Each tablet Is working dose of Cas-
carets, which acts like Exercise on the
Bowels and Liver.
1t will not purge. sicken. nor upset the
stomach.
Because 1t is not "Bile-driver," like
Salts, Sodium. Calornel, Jalap, Sienna, nor
Aperient Waters.
Neither is 1t like Castor Oil, Clycerine,
or other Oily Laxatives that simply lubricate
the lntestines for transit of the food stopped
up In them at that particular time.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

Kidney Pills cured me of these trou-
bles in 1902, and for five years have
mad no return"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. 7.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
No Loss.

"Was anybody drowned?"
"Well, not to speak of; just the fellow
who'd rocked the boat."- Philadelphia
Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02
BACK GAVE OUT.

A Typical Case of Kidney Trouble
and q Typical Cure.
Mrs. Chloe Page. OF $40 S. Pitt
street, Alexandria, Va, says: MY
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

A wrongfully discharged employee is
held, in Carmean VS.. North American
Transp q L. Co. (Wash.) s LAR.
(N.S) sos, to have no right to main
tain successive actions for wages ac-
cruing during the remaining term of the
contract, since one recovery is held to
bar further action.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

That the amounts of insurance on q
building and it's contents are separately
stated is held, in Coggins vs.. Aetna ms
Co. IN. e. LAR. .)S39, not to per-
nit a recovery for loss on the building
in case of breach OF the iron-safe clause
as to its contents, where the premium is
entire and the risk on the building and
contents is identical
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

The right of a merchant to an injunc-
ton against the maintaining, in front
of his place of business, by labor un-
ion, OF pickets bearing placards which
tend to intimidate his employees, pa
irons, and customers, witt the intent 10
do so for the purpose of compelling him
to pay the prices fixed by the union to
his union employees, is sustained in
Goldberg, Il. x Co. VS.. Stablemen's I'M
ion Cali s Ira, (N.S.) AGO.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

The right of the state to require the
procurement of license by a travelling
salesman who solicits orders for small
quantities of Intoxicating liquors, to be
forwarded for acceptance to another
state, where delivery is to be made, is
sustained in State VS.. Delamater Is. D.
S Ira. (N.S.) TIA.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

To sustain an order reyoking a physi-
clans license because of untrue or ex-
travagant statements of cures in adver-
tisements, tending to deceive or defraud
the public, it is held, in Macomber VS..
State 3D.. of Health Or. - Ira.
tN.S.) $50, that the board of health
must show that they We're untrue, or ex-
travagant, or misleading.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

That a decree of divorce rendered il
another state may be attacked ty paro
evidence showing that plaintiff was not
at the time the suit was pending. a resi-
dent of that state, Notwithstanding 1
finding by the court of residence as I
fact, is held, in State VS.. Westmorelant
$50 8 Ira. (N.S.) $40.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

II one employer, by conference with
another employer. prevents, without OK
cuse or justification, and with mali
cious motive or purpose, third person
from procuring employment with such
other employer, he is held, in joyce VS..
Great Northern II. Co. (Nliun.) s Ira.
(NS.) 100, TO be liable for damages.
under statute providing that 1t shall be
unlawful for any two or more employers
TO combine or confer together for the
purpose of preventing any person from
obtaining employment,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

That it is not unlawful for wholesale
merchants to organize for mutual pro
lection and notify each otaer of retail
merchants who are delinquent in their
accounts, so as to make such reports
libelous per Sc is declared in Woodhousc
VS.. Powles (Wash) s Ira. (N.S)
TS3.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

That secrecy is not required by a con
stitutional provision that all elections bs
the people shall be by ballot. at least Sc
as to exclude the numbering of the bal
lots to correspond with the poll list, j,
held in Elk pare Owens (Ala.) Ira
(N.S.) 1888.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-02

To enable a servant to hold his master
liable for an injury due to the sudden
and erratic movement of an elevator
about which he is required to work, it is
held, in Carnegie Steel Co. VS.. Byers &C.
@. A. 9th CO s Ira. (N.S.l CIT,
that he must show that such movement
was due to defect in the mechanism
which was known or should have been
known to the master, and which he neg
leeted to repair.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11

beast Of the jungle. to worship man.
mon, or to be prOhibitioniZed in order
to be respectable.
The friendship that would legiSlate
a man out OF his business because it
Injuries the man and Injuries his neigh
bOrS is the same kind of reasoning that
justifies the horse thief in pleading as
a mitigating circumstance that he stole
a mans horse because it was a vicious
animal and ne was afraid it would in
jUre the owner, and if not, it would
certainly injure some Of his neighbors
What viii be the Result?
And what would Mr.. Clark do TO get
the noble helpmeet of the honest son
Of toll into society. and what will he
and his friends do with all these labor
ing peOple who are working in the
liquor business at the present time?
Will they agree To furnish them work
in other lines Of trade when they have
taken away from them their means Of
support. and will they guarantee to
each and every one of them as good
wages in some other occupation as
they now receive?
And if Mr.. Clark claims that it is
necessary for a good women to be ush
cred into the inner halls of the 400 be-
fore she can receive recognition and
be fit for society, then l say may
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11

You can't be we'll if yen have a
weak, unhealthy, tired out stomach.
Neither can you feel good if by some
little irregularity in eating you have
caused the stomach to get out Of or
der. These little stomach troubles are
signs Of indigestion. which may and
very often does turn into a very bad
case Of dyspepsia. Don't allow this
To- go on q single day without doing
something To overcome it. Take some
good reliable and safe digestant like
KodOl for Dyspepsia. kOdoI is the
best remedy known today for heart
burn, belching and all troubles arising
from a dsordered digestion. 1t is
pleasant u take and affords relief
promptly. Sold by Anti-Monopo
Drugstore
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
MY BEST FRIEND

Alexander Benton. who lives on ru-
raj route No. l. Edward y. Y, says:
DIR. Kings New Discovery is my best
earthly friend. It cured ME Of asthma
six years ago. 1t has also performed
q wonderful cure of incipient con-
sumption for my sons wife. The first
bottle ended the terrible cough, and
this accom- plishe1 the other symp-
toms left one by one. until she was
perfectly we'll Dr.. Kings New Dis
cevery's power over coughs and colds
is simply marvellous" No other rem
edy has ever equaled it. Fully guar
anteed by Tydings & Co. druggists.
soc. and 81. Trial bottle free.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
MANUFACTURED IN OCALA

Do you know we are making &C.
ment brick in Ocala which are SUI
prior in lasting quality to any other
make Of brick on the market and we
can sell them as cheap as other makes
in large or small quantities? We also
manufacture and have on hand hex
agOn blocks for paving purposes.
We will be glad to answer all in
Quiries and show samples.
Wooi.nar Sand & Stone Co.
P. o. Box $50, Ocala, Fla
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
Pad Symptoms.

The woman who has periodical hest
acnes, backache. secs imaginary dark
spots or specks floating or dancing before
Ter eyes. h2s~gnawirg distress or heavy
full feeling n Stomach. faint spells. drag
acknowledging n lower abdominal OF
pelvic region, easily startled or excited.
irreguk or painful periods. with o. with.
out Itlvic catyFrh, is suffering from
weakn'II>>es aays arrangements that should
have eSyy aEntiOH. Not al OF above
symptoms apE likely TO BE- present in any
Negl9EtG or badly treated and such
cases /txn run Into Ulaladles which de-
rans ne surgeons knife If they do not
.c:tlA:a.i;.
- Eicine eEtaDt has such q long
eIQ nunslQGs Iec4I1 q cilr..S- II -slch
&c as DR.. -Pie.ce.S EEsXQIital PIescII-
to2-- 30 meGlGlne mas such strong
LIEafassi5LLALlllor u sacEL4As
Srs14.n.S-Aetth9aIet tan any
G11naIs- The very best ingredients
known 70 medical science for the cure o!
wOman'S peculiar ailments enter into its
composition. No alcohol, harmful, OF
habit-forming drug is to be found in the
list of its ingredients printed on each
bottle-wrapper and atteSted under oath.
In any condition OF the female system.
LIZ L ItICc GNOiIlp L IcSCIlplIOI can u
only goOd-never harm. Its whole effec:
Is to strengthen, invigorate and regulate
tie whole female system and especially
the pelvic organs. When these are de-
ranged in function or affected by disease,
the stomach and other organs OF digestion
become sympatheIcally deranged. the
nerves are weakened, and long list OF
bad, unpleasant symptoms follow. Too
much must not be expected Of this uFa-
vorite Prescription" 1t will not perform
miracles; will not cure tumorS-nO med
icine will. 1t tUill often prevent them. il
taken in time, and thus the operating
table and the surgeons knife may be
avoided.
Women suffering from diseases Of long
standing, are invited to consult Doctor
Pierce by letter. free. All correspondence
is held as strictly private and sacredly
confidential. Address Dr.. Z. V. Pierce.
Buffalo. y. Y.
DR.. Pierce's Medical Adviser 1000 pageS)
Is sent free on receipt of 81 one-cent
stamps for paper recovered. or 81 stamps
for cloth bound copy. Address as s6ova
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
BE CHARITABLE

to your horses as well as to you: self.
You need not suffer from pains of any
sort-yOur horses need not suffer. Try
a bottle of Billiards. Snow Liniment.
It cures all pains. ]. NJ. Roberts. Of
Bakersfield, Mo. writes: Il have
used your liniment for ten years and
find it to be the best I have ever used
for man or beast. Sold by the Anti
MONOPOLY Drugstore
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
Door of Society

Mr.. Clark spoke of the door of So
ciety being closed against the wife and
daughters Of the saloon men. and that
it was his friendship for the saloon
men and for those afflicted by his bus
mess that made him DESTROYS of put
ting him ont Of business. But Mr,
Clark and all OF his kind seem to
forget that the wife Of the honest
bricklayer. the wife Of the honest car
penter. the wife Of the honest labor
ing man in general, though she be as
pure as the angels. il barred absolute
ly and irrevocab!v from the social
functions Of the 400. He might have
mentioned also that the 900 OF Jack
sOnVille would be as ineligible to the
secret transactions Of the 400 at New
port r L. as would a dead negro in
a wood heap. Nor should the 400 or
any other kind Of hundreds in this
country complain OF the social laws at
Newport. which are said to be based
upon a foundation equal 10 the laws Of
the Modes and the PersianS. for if the
newspapers Of the country report ii
correctly. a babOon was made the guest
Of honor at one Of their evening recep-
tons that cost thousands and thou
sands Of dollars The wife and daugh-
ter of the saloon man.. as well as the
wife and daughter Of the honest labor
ing man. may be congratulated that
they are not compelled 10 bow to a
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
MULES AND HORSES FOR SALE

We have at our mill at Cornell. Fla,
ten young, heavy logging mules, one
fine saddle morse and one driving
horse, which we offer for immediate
sale. Reason for selling, mill burned.
Must be sold quick. Call or write the
Northern q Southern Lumber Com
pany, Cornell, Fla, or NJ. J. Roess,
Ocala, Fla.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
What YOu',i Get If You Get Next Sun
days New York World

All the news from all over the earth.
4 twelve-page magazine section in
cOlOrs. The funniest comic section ev-
er printed. a metropolitan section
all about New York. Twenty-four
pages of money making and money
saving advertisements-abOu 1000 in
all. Eighty pages, eight sections, $40
columns.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
FORCED To SELL AT ONCE

Ten-room house newly painted,
newly rooted. etc. Has good cistern
and out house and good yard. Now
rented for $40 per month. II interest
ed call AMI get price and terms from
F. W. Ditto.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11
The Record Made

u -
The Record Made
3Ir Clark claims that he has been
consistent prOhibiti1nist for twenty
five years, but there are those whose
memory runs quite contrary to that Of
the Hon. Frank. There b. those still
living who happen u remember that
the Hon. Frank was heavyweight
booze fighter not - many, many moons
ago. The Hon. Frank was a member
of the Florida legislature at three
different times. and believe represent
ed three different counties in that au-
g-st BODY. And yet if the sting of
liquor be as sharp as the serpents
tooth. it was just as sharp then as il
is TOW, and the Hon. Frank. if the re-
cords are true. failed u introduce a
single measure To draw the tooth of
the serpent.
In his race for Congress against Mr..
J. NJ. Bars. 3Ir. Clark sought and re-
ceived the support Of the liquor dealers
of the city Of Jacksonville. and was
frequently in conference with them. If
that is the consistent twenty five
years record in the prohibition ranks,
then in the language of the poet. "Oh.
consistency. thou art indeed a jewel
Summing up the speech of Mr.. Clark
from the standpoint Of the close OBJ
server Of political facts for a great
many years, it was simply a nice effort
from the standpoint of the professional
political sailor who trims his sails TO
catch any breeze that will watt him
into safe and profitable harbOr. II is
the time old logic of the demagogUe
who labOrs 50 hard to make some
thing Of nothing. who presumes upon
the ignorance of his audience in an eff
fort to make them believe that the
laws Of nature can be reversed and
that men and women can be made
good by statutory enactment into the
laws Of the land. Allan Rodgers.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11

The Ocala News Co, TEX Martin"
has the prettiest line Of goods this
fall that this store ever carried be-
fore. All kinds Of goods for all kinds
Of people.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11

Passengers and baggage transferred
day or night by Arthur CObb's livery.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1907-11-11

heaven pity the wives Of those who
earn their living by the sweat Of their
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-11
Notice OF Special Tax School Election
Houston District No. &.

In accordance with Chapter 1879
and the school laws of Florida, an
election will be held in Houston Spec
ial Tax School District, at the usual
voting place on
Tuesday June 18th. A. ID. 1907
TO elect three trustees to serve for
the succeeding two years, and to de-
termine the maximum number or
mills of district school tax 10 be lev
led for each of said years
]. H. Long, S. w. Kennedy and j.
N. knight are appointed inspectors
and Epstein OIiff, clerk
Done by order of Board OF Public
instruction of Suwannee County, Fla
IE WOOD E. r. WISE,
Sec'y and Supt- Chairman
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-11
NOTICE OF ELECTION.

Notice is hereby given that an cleo
ton for the purpose of determining
whether or not Special Tax School
District to be known as RiXfOrd
Special Tax School District, shall be
established with boundaries as fol-
lows: Commencing at the southwest
corner of Section IL, Township 2,
south of Range g east, running from
thence north one-half mile on section
line; hence west one mile to section
line: thence north one-half mile to
section line; thence west one mile to
southwest corner of Section 4; thence
north three miles to northwest corner
of Section %, Township l, south OF
Range 13 east; thence east one mile
to section line; thence north along
section line to Suwannee river;
thence eastward along the Suwannee
river to section line between Sections
.21 and p, Township 1, south Of
Range ii east: thence south to town
ship line; thence west on township
line one-half mile; thence south one
mile to section line; thence west one
half mile to section line; thence south
one mile; thence west One-half mile;
thence south one-half mile; thence
west one mile and one-half to range
line between Ranges 13 and IA;
thence north along range line one
half mile; thence west two miles 10
southwest corner of Section IL,
Township two south of Range IL east,
to point of beginning; and for the
purpose of electing three trustees OF
the said district; and for the further
purpose of determining the maximum
number of mills tax to be levied tor
the use of public free schools with
in such district; said election Will be
held at the Rixford School house on
saturday, the Goth day Of June, A. ID.
1907.
1T Ward, ]. o. Oliver and j. L.
Haddock are appointed inspectors
and G H. Brinson, clerk.
Done by order of the Board OF
Public instruction, this 4th day OF
June. A. D. 1907.
E. r. WISE, Chairman
lie. WOOD, Sec'y and Supt.