The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-11

hop ii! IoT says We Al night japan.
And tn,n--a whole iot uuck,r
lhan We can shed a bruy ,rar--
Assures US ", can ncNyr or.
Captain D1FUrcst Chandler of the
United states siguai corps. AN ca.
pert aeronaut, sdiu: "urNprrcnc.
Ia usually 10 blame for these a,ct.
dents. Inc acronaut goes up alone
before he has thoroughly learned his
business. indeed, have seen some
aerOnauts SO untri,d tnat they remind
me oi an episode that lAtel m,
tailor a young man visited nay tan.
/ VI the other day and said. I'm "A
rover and want to he measured for
two pair OF rowing pauts-tne kind
with the sliding seats. --Argonaut.
Yes remarked Amber Pete as he
took another chew, "hc lett town
rather suddenly
What was the cause OF the sudden
departure asked the agent Tor the
ore crusher.
Wen, you see. he received an an.
nouncemeut from Bad Bil that the
latter has married old Pete Pink
fghtnik widder. An hour later he
sent message in reply
And that was why ne left town!
You bet lie scribblod of. "Ac.
cept my congratulations in the hour
of glory but the chap in the toIo.
graph office was half asleep and he
deciphefed it to be Accept my con.
dolence in the hour of grief Dno't
you think it was time to make tracks
stranger" Chicago News.
An old woman was III and a kindly
neighbor took bottle OF whiskey to
her. The neighbor then said she
would give the old woman a glass OF
the whiskey then another in the
morning The old woman received
the first glass. About ten minutes
elapsed and then she suddenly eN.
claimed:
You'd better let's hey the other
moo. Ie heer o. so many sudden
deaths nooadays. Dundee Adyer-
tiser.
4 French gentleman anxious TO find
wife for nephew went TO "A mat
rimonial agent, who handed him his
list of lady clients Running through
this he came to his wifes name, en-
tered as desirous OF obtaining hus
band between the ages of twenty
eight and thirty-five-a blond pre-
ferred Forgetting his nephew he
buried home to announce his discov.
cry to his wife. The lady was not lt
all disturbed. "Oh, yes she said,
that is my name. | put it down
when YOU were so i'll in the spring
and the doctor said We must prepare
for the worst.'-EXchangc
At the Humboldt school teacher
was finding it rather difficult to fix In
the mind of rather tough boy the
meaning of the word salute.
Now, if strange boy should
move into your neighborhood.' she
said, what is the first thing you
would do when you met him.
Fight him. exclaimed the boy,
his face lighting with sudden compre-
hension.-Kansas city Times.
Miss Matilda Owens hung on the
arm Of the editor Of the Laneville
Bugle, TO whom she had been en-.
gagged for three years and endeayor,
ed to turn his gaze toward the sky.
Just notice the moon. William,
she said in IA melting tone.
AT the usual rates, Matilda. shall
be happy to do So he replied
Youths Companion.
wigened little lrishman applied
for job loading a snip. At first
they said he was too small. but he
finally persuaded them to give him
a trial. lie se-rned to be making
good and they gradually increased
the size OF his load until the last trip
he was carrying 3OO-pound anvil
under each arm. When he was half
way across the gaugplank IL broke
and the lrishman fell in. With a
great splashing and spluttering he
came to the surface.
THROW me a rope" he shouted and
again sank. 4 second time he rose
to the surface.
"T'row me a rope, | say" he shout
ed again. Once more he sank. A