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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15
Had the Wronu End,

Had the Wrong End.
"What business arc you in?"
Automobile repairing"
Running a shop"
mo, just supporting one"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

Most Of the people who started for
Easy street lost the directions before
they got half way.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15
He Doesn't Overlook Anything.

f'N D0eS'f OVS' r0oT> 's'T5 eI''I1J'
"Who was that man you nodded to so
pleasantly"
THAT was Dubbs, the plumber"
''Say. man, you hadn't ought to take
you bill for that"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

Some people would rather be dead
than not have grievance.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15
M ade Over.

"He hasn't single idea in his head"
"Maybe he got his brains from Sec
ondhand dealer"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

If all the worlds stage, why is
1t we cannot buy things with stage
money?
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

Canned goods must be of the fem
mime gender. They hate to tell their
age.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

Some people are so constituted that
they cannot see a single blessedness in
single blessedness.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

A new senator begins to feel like n
statesman if they allow him to second
motion during his first term.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

Canned goods must be of the fem
mime gender. They hate to tell their
age.
Imagination is so powerful with some
men that they can persuade them
selves that they like a cheap cigar.
Women make the most successful
orators before small and thoroughly
cOwed audience of one.
Most Of the people who started for
Easy street lost the directions before
they got half way.
If all the worlds stage, why Is
1t we cannot buy things with stage
money?
Some people are so constituted that
they cannot see single blessedness in
single blesSedness.
A new senator begins to feel like n
statesman if they allow him to second
u AlOtiOu OuTllS LIS nTSl leTlL.
If babies knew little more law,
they would doubtless get out an in
junction against certain people kissing
them.
A man has to build about fourteen
houses before he gets one that suits
him.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-15

A man has to build about fourteen
houses before he gets one that suits
him.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

lenver Record -Ssckmsn Jerry
. Re&9sn, = promiRsnt Gannisoa
county stockman, and one of tie
heaviest shipIers TO the Denver mar
ket. had in four loads Of choice
young steers. They sold to feeder
buyers st eiGo. with small cut =
oSt, and weighed So pounds. Jer-
ry .sys grsss is coming on nicely in
the Gsaaisoa valley. the season be-
ing much earlier this year than
usual. Cattle are in good condition
and the outlook 10 bright for q sue
cessful year in the cattle business
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12
4 Hwstv vaxey

For sosse time the writer hes had
in his poassssion notes on the pretty
little valley Of Taylor river, settled
years and years ago by the Stevens
family. With the exception Of
Clark . ranches this 10 the only bot
tom lead Of considerable area avail
able between Almont and Taylor
or Union parks. Six miles above
the .Jsaction OF Taylor and East
rivers, however. the vail " opens to
a mile wide and probably q thou
sand scres is susceptible Of cultiva-
ton. Among the early settlements,
Stevens ranch is known far and
wide - the abode of hospitality and
good fishing. 1t is especially Of late
years that the ground has come to
large production of hay. In 1902,
Tom Stevens sold the property to Is
ham x Roper, and last year it be-
came the sole property of Joe lsham.
The ranch now includes 240 acres
lying along the river, and in one Of
the most picturesque locations pos
sible. All of it is under water and
the production runs between l7J
and 200 tons of good native and tim
othy hay. In = few years Mr. Is
ham hopes to raise its capacity to
$50 or 40n tons, for the land is
splemdlJly situated and very pro-
ductive.
J. f. Stevens has 2iO acres, water
ed mostly from Spring creek, which
comes in half = mile north of his
house. The home is located on Rar-
ic creek, which for a large part OF
the year runs a good stream Al
though half Of the land is unbroken
Mr.. Stevens usually cuts 80 tons OF
fine timothy and wire grass hay, be-
sides some barley. He bales a great
deal of this for shipment to Tin Cup
where it brings big prices An
abundant range gives summer feed
for the bunch Of Shorthorn cattle
which is growing into quite herd.
In 1898 he built = new house in
which Jim, though a bachelor, is
very comfortable with his aged and
respected mother
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12
Cssnnison Mashets
Estray Advertisement

Notice is hereby given to whom
it may concern that the following
described estray animal was taken
upnear Vulcan. Gun. Co. Colorado. To
Wit: One bay mare about 10 years
old, weight about 800 pounds, star
in forehead, spot on nose, some
white on right hind foot, saddle
marks. blotch brand thought to he
on the left shoulder.
SAID animal being unknown to this
Board. unless claimed by owner on
or before April ao. 1907. said estray
will be sold by this Board for the
benefit of the owner when found.
STATE BOARD OF STOCK IN
SPECTION COMMISSIONERS.
Denver, Colo
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12
Oeaves Wsskee Leaoes

Denver Union Stock Yards, April
S-Eastern markets reported very
light receipts OF cattle last week but
even thosgh the run wss small there
was no improvement in prices, which
indicates thst heavy marketing
would have been dis.sseross 10 the
trade. Locally with the supply
rather above normal, there was =
strong inquiry and prices closed 5
to Is cents higher all around
Steers sold more readily than
proceeding week, best bring
ing s4.SO to 4S5 and pretty good
killers at e4.35 TO s4.75. Cow
stuff was active with fancy killers at
1885 to S4.OO and bulk Of fair TO
good grades at 1886 to $3.50
Medium cows sold at $3.50 to S3.-
30 and common down to $500.
Feeder and stocker Offering limited
and !.ardly enough here to test the
market. Demand was strong and
buyers could have used more. Most
of the fair to good steerr here sold
at 1886 to S4GO, nothing very
choice offered. Libera! shipments
of good feeders and stockers wanted.
Market is 10 to IL cents higher than
a week ago. Receipts today were
light, market active and firm here
though lower east. W. n. Fulton.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12
Head Ache
Somelims?

Ii SO. ii Will interest YOU 10
know that it can he stopped
with DIR. Miles Anti-Pain Pills;
and without any bad after
effects, and this without dan
ger Of forming a drug habit Or
having your stomach disar-
ranged. They positively con-
tain no opium, morphine. CO.
came, choral, ether or chloro-
form in any form. DIR. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills relieve pain,
and leave only a sense OF relief.
The reason for this is explained
by the fact that headache comes
from tired. irritable. turbulent.
over-taxed brain nerves. Anti
Pain Pills soothe and strength
en- these nerves, thus removing
the cause. They are harmless
when taken as directed.
we use Dr. Miles Anti-Pain Pills
for the cav. Of headache. and We
think that there Is nothing that will
ssveres, seS, t"s' sseu of fe nervau. es or sick @
headache In very few minutes. !
am of nervous temperament. and
occasionally have spells when my
nerves seem to lie completely exhaust
-. and I tremlle so ! can scarosly
cONtain myself. Al these times l al
ways take the Anti-kain Pills. and
they quiet me right away. II = re-
Aarkable what n xswHhing eject they
have upon the Uc-ves.''
MRS. +. L. I-AR... Detroit. Mich.
D.. N'ses' AMI -eesN eINs ese $50 ~
yowv G-uspirt. .yhe viii gu ~ sWAos tAaN
tess Mrss pscksgs ~.H be~ett. n \
tsit-. Ne will ret IrN voa~ N onev.
sS Gesss, 1S ssWts. htsvsr sela N bulk.
Mics Medical c., E0kAaet, La
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12
Free Booklet on Old Mexico

IL CGsWsctisa With the sprcial excur-
sion to hexico CWy. the COsusAao ssA
southsrn 10 distribStirg sssse handsome
Illustrated lissratsve. Tickets ct half r.,es
w'll lie sosd April 2:Ah {" Nay 18th. Jsre
sth IN lIAh aad 1Nse nth to July 18th,
good Ew ~ days; stsPovers ia bo II dicse-
tiOOs. 1877
4. D. fe1olFN.
q. 7. A.. llenver.
Everything new and up-to-date n
THE FAIR.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12
Ssss.e ntes
Ehcl,ange

EnchsDge
A man who lisped. having bosght
some pigs, asked a neiphbor for the
use Of pen for few days. Said
he:
Il have jatht been purchathing
thome thwine two thowth and pieth.
Want to put them in your pen till l
can fix plath for them Two
thousand pigs.' exclaimed the as
tonished neighbor; why, my zen
will hardly hold half dozen" You
don't snderth&tand me Mr.. Rent. |
don't thay two thouthand pigth, but
two tho~th and pigth." Il hear
you" said Mr.. Bent. two Thousand
pigs Why yom must lie crazy"
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

Every news item is gladl
ceived by us and we appreciate
efforts of friends and correspond
in assisting us in making the n
Chanpioa one of the best ps
in The country.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

The business men and ranchmen
of SaGs.che met this week for the
purpose Of effecting an organization
of Rocsters.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

John W. Lowell in Denver, Record
Stockman-"The prices obtained for
these bulls show that the people in
Gunnison are interested as never be-
fore in the breeding of fine cattle,
and the fact that such bulls as those
offered are in demand reveals the re-
cret of the success of the Gunnison
valley stockmen in cattle raising
The Stocxgrowers' Association OF
Gunnison county have = strict bull
Law and all members are required tc
provide the requisite number Of bulls
for their herds, and it is largely dve
to this provision, which is strictly
adhered to, that the Gunnison county :
cattle have become famous all oveI
the country. The annual ball and
banquetof the Gunnison Stock Grow
ers' Association which was held Al
the La veta hotel on Friday evening
and at which had the privilege Of
being present, was one of the finest
l ever attended. Abont 100 couples
were present most Of whom wers
local stockmen and their wives W
A. Gillaspey, president of the asso
ciation, was master of ceremonies
and the success OF the whole affair
was due largely to his efforts and te
the cooperation of other members o
the association.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

Cash Sampson, live stock inspect
of this district came up from Delta
Sunday evening on business.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

Saguscne Crescent-R. ". She'll
abarger resigned his office - super
visor Of the Cochetopa forest re-
serve ON April lst and Esgene Will
lisms, Supervisor Of the San lsabel
aud Wet Mountain reserves, has
been transferred to the position
made vacant by Mr.. Sbellabarger'a q
resignation. J. N. Csenin is in
charge of the Cochetopa Office pend
ing Mr.. Williams arrival.-TAe
Sunday school 1t Sargents gave an
entertainment at the school house
Easter-Mr. Walters, the agent for
the ID. 4 r. G. At Sargents has left
for month vacation. His dutiea
are being looked after by Mr.. Drake
during his absence.-Mr. Higgs of
Creede, accompanied by his son and
wife, have come to Sargents to re-
side.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

Surface Creek Champion-H. S.
Martin of Gunnison was Cedar
edge visitor Saturday. We under
stand that while here he took an
option on = piece of property near
town and will in all probability be,
come a permanent resident a little
later.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12
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Also psossdrs fr Prof~r notice he
fuse sslliAs ss.s~
iHspscssoa Il sla~sAser plants and
s.ssss sad psuAih.t.Ag the slaughter
u dssssssd sninsls for feod.
The psoathly weather ss,nmary Of
". p. Irving at Sspssero wss ~
follows: maxium sem,srstare, 63;
miasRsm temperstsre, > aumber ot
c!ssr DAYS, IA; partly cloudy, 6;
cloudy, n.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-04-12

Ross Draper in Field and Farm
II Presideat Roosevelt really wants
the various states and countries TO
have the fsnds that might he deriv-
ed froM lssd leasing. Why wosld il
.ot be . good plsa for him 10 start
agitstioa kpkiag to the soverH@ent
Fesea~ine ~ its rights 70 the ststss
in which the eovern~eWt lasd 10
sitssscd? The ststss are jast ~
capable Of governing this matter
and woxld work out their own saliva
tion mach more satisfactorily than a
rigid universal rule enforced by any
Of the bureaus or departments and
besides they would get the full be-
nefit OF the lands.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-24
BE4CHEY AIRSHIP WINS.
Duigible Balloon Race Ends st.
Louis 4erOaaUtic CarniuaI.

St Louis. oct. %. Sailing to windward and return
over course one mile and half from start to
finish. Lincoln Beachey. of Toledo. to-day won the
dirgible airship which marked the close OF
the st. Louis aeronautc carnival The prize was
$1,000 In his Beachey Airship cigar shaped af
fair. propelled by four-cylinder gasolene motor
40 seconds.
Jack Dallas. in the Strobe Airship a sister
craft to the Beachey, won second place. with min
utes and 10 seconds. while Captain Thomas f.
Baldwin, of New York. in the California Arrow
was third in minutes and seconds A fourth
competitor. The Comet. entered by Charles Bays
dorfer, of Omaha. and sailed by Horace Wild, did
complete the first trial of the course the motor
breaking.
contestant having three trials. Bsaehey made the
best time of the first round. 7:i5 did not start
again until the Arrow had made a record of 7O5
New-York tribune., 1907-10-24

on its last attempt, Then Beacheys ship started on
the best niSht of the day.
Hedging directly into the wind and veerlng only
the slightest degree in the freshening gusts the big
craft sailed the turning point. wheeled around in
its length and came whirlng back before the
breeze AZ speed which approached dfty miles an
hour. The precision with which the Beachey was
handled marvellous. and when the time was
announced the great crowd broke into cheers. which
ground within a few feet of the grandstand. In
making the last flight Beachey met Dallas return
Ing In the Strobel There an exchange Of greet
ings in midar and the spectacle OF the two flying
machines passing at full speed. with propellers
whrring and motors chugging. reused the watch
ing thronSs TO a high pitch OF enthusiasm.
The California Arrow. which performed splen-
didly in the trials of yesterday did not behave so
well to-day. and the had some difficulty in
keeping his craft its course. His motor seemed
to lack power in the face of the stin wind. and
because of this he abandoned an attempt to turn
the goal on his second flight The Beachey and the
Strobel airshps are both more pointed at the nose
than the Arrow
The Israel Ludlow aeropane was to have given
exhibition flight attached TO an automobile but
too badly damaged by coming in contact with
the exposed gas pipes that used in the inha-
tion of the balloons contestng in the international
cup races
Most of the airship experts and officers of the
Aero Club of America left St. Louis for home to-
night
New-York tribune., 1907-10-24
DECISION HELPS STATE SECURITIES

Speaking on the recent decision of the United
States Supreme Court In the case of Virginia
against West Virginia. Edward l.. Andrews coun-
sci for the North Carolina bond committee said
yesterday II had done much TO strengthen all state
securities. This Judgment Is peculiarly important
With reference to North Carolina issues" he said
''as the state Is the owner OF valuable railroad
property, which would be subject 10 execution
With the removal Of obstacles to the enforcement
Of state issues. repudiaton will longer be pos
sible In view of the public relations toward rail
roads, states may again proceed TO undertake pub
lie improvements. New York is doing with her
canals. II is therefore important for the taxpayers
that obstacles to state credit have been removed
New-York tribune., 1907-10-24
Public Notices.


NEW YORK SUPREME COURT NINTH JUDiCIAL soI4s-
n District. Westchester County.-CATShlL.lA AOUE-
DUCT SECTION NO. In the matter OF the sppIcs-
tion and petition of j. Edward simmons. Cnarles A
shaw and Charles N Chadwick, constituting the Board
Of Water Supply of City of New York. 70 acquire
real behalf OF the CITY of New YORK
under Chapter 724 Laws of 1905 and the acts
arendatorv thereof the Towns OF yorktown ana
Cortlanit westchester County New York. for the
nose Of providing additional supply of and
wholesome the OF the City of New YORK
PUBLIC NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the
Third Separate Report Of Edward c. whitaker VIII
lam T. Kellogg Arthur W. Lawrence. who were ap-
pointed of Appraisal in the above en-
titled matter by order OF this Court made Spe-
cial Term thereof held the Court House at White
Plains Westchester County. y. Y January 18th 1901
was fled in Office OF Clerk OF the County OF
Westchester the 13th day os September 1907. and
affects Parcels Numbers Forty-seven (+T) Forty-six
(I6l aaI Fortyeght (4sJ. shown on the map In this
proceeding. .
NOTICE Is FURTHER GIVEN that application
be made 1t a Special Term Of the Supreme Court
Of tho Stote York. be held in and for the
Judicial District at the Justices Chambers in
the City New Rochelle Westchester County. New
York 26th day OF October 1907 at 20 o'clock in
the forenoon day thereafter as coun-
sci heard. for Order confirming said report
such other and further releS as may be Just
Dated New York September 30th 1907
FRANCIS X PENDLETON.
Cooperation Counsel.
Hall OF Records.
York City
New-York tribune., 1907-10-24
Proposals.
TRUNK SEWER AND TUNNEL.
White Plains. ". 7. Oct 10. 1907.
onlce Of the ComnIssIon. No. 2 Grand s

Ofice Of the Commission, No = Grand 81
Pursuant 70 the Provisions Of Chapter 646 OF the
Laws Of New York. 1905 amended by Chapter TAT
the Laws OF 1907
SEALED BIDS. addressed the Chairman OF the
Bronx Valley Sewer Commission and accompanied by
a certified check for at least five per OF the
Of security required faithful performs
OF tho contract for each section bid upon. will
be received up November :. 1907. 80 p NJ.
furnishing all tho work materials necessary
The watertight and enduring
CONSTRUCTION Of each one Of the seven sections
from three and one-third diameter
six and One-haIf feet and eight in
forced concrete. reinforced blocks
masonry
PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS may seen at the
Office OF the Commission. The Invitation Contract
the Form for Bids. the Specifications and the
Form Of Contract and Bond may obtained from the
Secretary Of the Commission upon payment OF one
dollar. be repaid when the are properly used
IN bidding
FORM OF BID fulhi the requirements Of the
Invitation and be made upon printed Form OF
Bid above obtained. and the Commission reserves
Itself the right reject any bids or 20 accept
that those whose acceptance will IN its juIg-
best the public and the efficient
performance OF the work mentioned
FRANK N GLOVER
Secretary
once of the Commission. No. Grand ST.. white
Plains Y.
October TO- 1901
New-York tribune., 1907-10-24
GERMAN GLOBE WINS.
Continued from first page.

well. although they felt the cold while crossing
the Allegheny and Blue Ridge Mountains, and
suffered some from the need of sleep They
had expected to take turns on guard and enjoy
sleep. but the cold prevented, and both Chan
dler and Mccoy We're compelled to remain
awake practically the whole time they were in
the air.
Captain Chandler made his first voyage one
year ago yesterday and this voyage was his
thirteenth. He will make an exhaustive report
to the Signal Service. covering his recent eX-
periences in aerial navigation.
Baltimore, oct. 23-The American balloon St
Louis, with Hawley and Post. landed about a
mile south of Westminster, Carroll County, Nd .
to-day at 6 40 a. m.
The St Louis could have remained in the air
much longer, but the atmosphere extremely
hazy and the pilot and his aid. being in doubt
to their whereabouts and fearing that they
were approaching the ocean. decided to descend.
The landing made without difficulty, and
the balloon is intact Mr.. Hawley in the course
of account of the voyage. said:
In being carried by the air currents over the
coke and iron region Of Pennsylvania yesterday
evening we found that had 20 rise higher on
account of the heat from the coke and blast
furnaces. We were also delayed near there by
TO rise to a great height and reached alti-
tude Of 1900 feet. which the highes' Of
the Journey This in the middle of last