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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
SOUTHERN DIVISION

FEE ONLY DIRECT LINE TO KEMPHI.
NASHVILLE, CHATTANOOGA, AT
LAETA, JACKSON WILLIE, sA-
IL VANNAH, VtOK5BUR9
aud JACKSONVILLE.
2I54 q. m. 'The Dixie Flyer" Hsnphii
Nashville and Jacksonville,
81 9. m. Memphis and New Orleans LiHit
ed via Memphis, arriving in Memphis 81 go
=. m, and New Orleans s:ib p. m.
600 q. M, Psducsh and Louisville.
1i41 p. m, daily, Memphis and New Orlsan /.
Fast Msil arriving in Memphis at 7ii5 ,. N. ana
New Orleans at $40 o. m.
1;4I p. m, daily, Nashville, matazeogaand
Atlanta. ses.sl
d:3op m. Fulton Accommodation.
$50 Pm. hempEfs ana new UrlsaHf 6pssis
arrive IN Memphis at il:to p. m, rev OTlsan
1875 .. N.
GAO o. m. Paducah snd Louisville.
hFfor tkfouEf tickets, sleeping ear accom-
uaodations and further information apply 81
Illinois Osutrsl Passenger Station, Cairo, III.
y. n. joNEb, Tiskst tst
60. HATCH. g.PA. g~z----5R
ABANDON. Passenger frame MANAGER.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
wsdded and unwedded.

Il was single, said the vidower.
and had dogs life; l married, and
lad a cal and dog s,"--LondOn Truth.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
PALMIST.

Zoraida Isman. Egyptian Palmist
and Clalryoyant gives reliable advice
on all matters pertaining to business
love, speculation. etc Tells your full
name and what yon came for. Private
parlors 900 Seventh street, 10 a. m,
to s y. m Test reading % cents.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
Natural Rebellion.

We have seen self-proelalmed per-
lection appear SO hideous that we
could drag out all our little faults and
hug them Haven't vou2
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
SITUATIONS WANTED

Advertisements OF not eIceedins
three lines will be accepted free for
one weeks time from any reader OF
The Bulletin to be filed by advertiser
in person, on regular form, at the OF
fice of The Bulletin Company. 7os
Ohio streel. The Bulletin Company
assumes no responsibility for any ~
yertlsement or statement made there
In and will not accept the notice Of
any person known to be employed
Inquiries and replies ia advertise
menta should be made by nail
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
irish Chickens for Enoiard.

ireland sends nearly 5000. 900 fowls
early to English markets.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
MISCELLANEOUS.
AGENTS WANTED.

AGENTS wanted for The Marvel
Beer Pipe Cleaner. Patented; an ex.
cellent seller; liberal commission; ex
elusive territory. Marvel Beer Pipe
Cleaner CO.. 1913 Chamber Commerce,
Detroit. Mich
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
Reneinfs ard Shinnnnnta

Chicago April l-The following
car load lots represent the days re-
ceipts and shipments:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02

Interest Paid on Time Deposits.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02

fdSScHytIS cities should bear in us
arriving in New York at $50 the second day
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
OFFICERS.

Accounts OF corporations and individ-
uals especially solicited. Exchange
to any part of the world.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
Alexander County
Savings Bank
STRICTLY A SAVINGS BANK.
CAIRO, ILLINOIS.

Capital ........ .... $4,000
Surplus and Undivided Profits, $1,000
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-04-02
Alexander
County National
Sank
Commercial Ave. and Eighth Street,
CAIRO ILLINOIS.

Capital .................. 100000
Surplus and Undivided Profits, $4,000
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Officers.


thas. Feuchter. Jr., n. Z. ThIstIevood
d. s. Lansden, George Parsons
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Already Proved.

4 a young man who had inherited a
large fortune from a rich but very
economical relative decided to live on
q scale commensurate with his greatly
increased income and was making ar
.rangements to build a fine mansion.
buy an automobile and invest lii other
expensive luxuries when an elderly
friend who had always been one Of his
advisers undertook to demonstrate
with him. s3 IS ,a
WHAT'S this I hear about your
squandering the money your uncle left
You, Harry r. said the elderly friend,
~ am not going to sqdander It, he
answered, .but I'm going to get some
good out of IT.
It's enough to make him turn over
In his grave. Didn't your uncle prove
In his own case that a man could live
on personal expenditure Of less than
81 600 a year r.
Eyes, #
Well ~
Ia Well. he proved 1t so thoroughly
that / accept 1t as demonstrated. What
y the use Of my continuing the expert
snent?''
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Notice Of Mortgage sale.

Notice is hereby given that that certain
mortgage, executed and delivered by Perry
1 Fl Burton and Janet M. Burton, his wife,
mortgagors, to William l.. Watson, mort.
gage, dated the 10th day of December,
1904, and filed forrecord in the office Of
the register of deeds of the county If Bur
the the 10th day of December, 1904, and
recorded in book 40 of Mortgages at page
49, will be foreclosed by a sale of the
premises. in such mortgage and hereinafter
described at the front door of the court
house in the county of Burleigh and state
Bof North Dakota at the hour of 2:15
o'clock p, m. on the 18th day of May
1907, to satisfy the amount due upon such
mortgage on the day of sale. The premises
described in such mortgage and which viii
be sold to satisfy the same are described as
follows: Z.
Lots Seven (7), Eight (s) and Nine CO..
in block one, hundreded and thirty-two (132)
of Williams Addition to the City of Bis
marck, North Dakota, according to tn.
recorded plat thereof on file and OF record
in the Office of the register Of deeds il
and for Burleigh County, Mort Dakota.
There will be due on sncn mortgage a
the date of sale the sum of $5T3.6O. III
Dated at Bismarck, N. D. April 2, 1907
William L. Watson.
Cochrane & Taylor, Mortgage.
Attorneys for Mortgage.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Whoever Loves Il Never Old.

When life has been well spent, age
Is d loss Of what it can well spare =,
muscular strength, organic instincts,
gross bulk and works that belong to
these but the central wisdom, which
was old In infancy, Is young In four
score years and, dropping Of obstruc-
lions, leaves In happy subjects the
mind purified and wise. have heard
that whoever loves is In no condition
old. ! have heard that whenever the
name of man Is spoken the doctrine
of Immortality Is announced. Itcleayes
to Its constitution The mode Of it
battles our wit, and no whisper comes
to us from the other side. But the i'm
ference from the working Of intellect.
hfying knowledge. hiving skill the
end Of life inst ready to be born af-
tirms the inspirations Of affection and
pc the moral sentiment Ralph Waldo
Emerson in Essay on .sold Age,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Notice Of Foreclosure.

Notice is hereby given that a certain mort
gage, executed and delivered by B. Il. Baardson
and Jessie Baardson, his wife, mortgagors. to
The Peterson Machine Company, a corporation,
mortgages, dated on the 9th day of September,
A. d. 1905, and filed for record in The office OF
the register of deeds of the county of Burleigh
and State of North Dakota on the 25th day of
september, A, D. 1905, at 10 o'clock in the fore
noon of such day. and recorded in book B3 of
mortgages, at page Sc. will be foreclosed by
sale OF the mortgaged premises hereinafter des-
cribed, at the front door of the court house in
the city of Bismarck, in the county Of Burleigh
and state of North Dakota, at the hour Of 2
o'clock p. M. on the 9th day of April A.. d.
1907. to satisfy the amout due on such mortgage
on the day of sale M
The premises described in such mortgage and
which will be sold to satisfy the same are des-
cribed as follows. to-wit: The northeast quar-
ter tneA) of section fourteen Ia, township one
hundred forty,one (i4i) north Of range seventy
nine l79) west, containing one hundred sixty
ll60) acres. more or less. according to the
United States Government Survey thereof.
That there will be due on such mortgage at
the date of SALE the sum of Twelve Hundred
Ewenty-one and Fifty One Hundredths 1221.50)
Dollars, together with statutory costs and at
THE PETERsotNN MACHINE c GoMPANY,
Spicer & Edwards. Mortgages.
Attorneys for Mortgages,
Underwood, North Dakota.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Notice Of Mortgage Sale.

Notice is hereby given that that certain mort
gage, executed and delivered by Perry H.
Burton and Janet M. Burton, his wife,
mortgagorss. to William L. Watson, mort
gagee, dated the srd day of September
1901, and filed for record in the Office Of
the register of deeds of the county of Bur
leigh and state of North Dakota on the
9Th day of September, 1904, and recorded
in book 40 of Mortgages at page 30,
will be foreclosed by a sale. Of the premises
in such mortgage and hereinafter described
at the front door of the court house in the
county of Burleigh and state of North Da-
kota at the hour of 2 o'clock p. m. on the
18th day of May, 1907, to satisfy the
amount due upon such mortgage on the day
of sale: The premises, described in such
mortgage and which will be sold to satisfy
the same are described as follows:
/. Lots Seven ~, Eight (s) and Nine COY
in Block one hundred and thirty-two (1s2)
of Williams Addition to the City of Bis
marck North Dakota, according to the rec
orded plat thereof on file and of record ir
the Office Of the register of deeds in and fol
Burleigh County, North Dakota. siif +
There will be due on such mortgage al
the date of sale the sum of $940.63..
Dated at Bismarck, N. D. April q, 1907
William I. Watson,
Cochrane & Taylor. 81 Mortgage.
Attorneys for Mortgage.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Citation Hearing Petition for Appoint
lnent of Administrator.

State Of North Dakota, County of Bnrleigh,
in County Court, before Hon. M. j. Mckenzie,
Judge s&y@a
In the matter Of the estate Of Watson j.
Stevens, deceased. John s. Logan, petitioner,
VS.. Seth w. Stevens and Elinor A. Stevens, re-
spondents. - st...s.ys @-.ss-sss,.,
The State of North Dakota to the above
neutrality-suspicious. and all persons interested in
the estate of Watson j. Stevens. deceased
You and each of you are hereby notified that
John s. Logan. the petitioner herein. has filed
in this Court his retition. praying that letters
of administration upon the estate of Wat
son j.. Stevens, late of the city of Bis
marck in the County of Burleigh, and State
of North Dakota, deceased, be granted to
him, John S. Logan, and that the said pc
tition will be heard and duly considered~ by
this Court on the sth day of May, A. D..
1907, at two o'clock in the afternoon of
that day, at the courtrooms of this Court.
! in the City of Bismarck, County of Bur-
leigh, and State of North Dakota, and you,
and each of you, are hereby cited to be and
appear before this Court at said time and
place, and answer said petition, and show
cause, if any there be, why the prayer of
said petition should not be granted
By the Court: t3@
| M. J. Mckenzie, b..
(SEALl Judge of the County Court.
Dated the soth day of Marcn, A. D. 1907.
John F. Philbrick,
Attorney for Petitioner.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
THE POWER OF STEAM.
Many May See INT II Takes Genius to
Realize.


Many May See lint 1t Takes Genius to
Realise.
4, When James Watt saw the steam
eausing the kettle lid to jump up and
down he said There must be power in
that steam that 1t can lift such e
weight.
There was.
Millions prior to him had seen the
same phenomenon and regarded 1t as
an unexplained mystery.
Recent scientific research has put its
finger on the cause" Of Dandruff. Fall
fng Hair. and consequent Badness. and
has unearthed a tiny germ which eats
the life from the roots Of human hair
Newbro's Herpicide destroys this
germ and consequently restores the
hair to its natural state.
Sold by leading druggists. Send 10c. in
stamps for sample to The Herpicide CO..
Detroit. Mich. ss$j
TWO sIzes-50 cents ana S1.06.
Lenhart's Drug Co. special agents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17

PROPOSALS FOR FORAGE AND STRAW
Apf HRes 3d. e sRa SEAL "a d il sr
icate. will Re received at this office until II a.
M, May is, 1907, for furnishing such corn, oats,
bran, hay and straw during year commencing
Jnly ], 1907. as may be required at the various
posts in the Department of Dakota. Informa-
ton will be furnished on application here: or
to quartermasters at the several posts. q. S.
reserves the right to reject any or all proposals,
or any part thereof. j. q. SAWYER, q. M. @.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Commercial Club.

CLUB OF BISMARCK.
Regular meeting of club membership the
first Tuesday in each month; regular meet
ing, of board of directors the first Friday in
each month, at Commercial club rooms, Pat
iterson building. Main street. A. W. Lucas.
president; F. L. Conklin. secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Maccabees,

K. Q. T. M.-MEETs EVERY FIRST AND
third Thursday Of each month at s o'clock
p. m. at l. O. O. F. hall. Visiting members
cordially welcomed. D. c. Ramp Com.
mander; Erick Erickson, Record Keeper
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Rebekahs.

NICHOLSON: LODGE NO. 40. MEETS THE
first and third Saturdays in each month in
~ Oddfellows hall. Mrs. Caroline Fisher, N.
g.; Mrs. Nellie Evarts, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
L. %. r.

COURT BISMARCK, NO. ss7 MEETS
i every fourth Thursday in each month at :
i Oddfellows' hall. John Yegan, C. R.; VIM.
Moore, R. S.; l. w. Healy. f. S.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
i. o. o. F..

CAPITAL CITY LODGE, NO. 3. MEETS
every Friday evening at Oddfellows' hall
Q. J.. Hanks, N. G.; Charles +. Hanson,
Secretary. '5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Knights Of PythIas.

ST. ELMO LODGE NO. i. MEETS EVERY
Wednesday evening at X. P. hall, new Webb
block: VIM. Q Hara, c. c.; M. G. Hagen,
K. of R. and S.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
Pythian Sisters.

LINCOLN TEMPLE NO. 81 MEETS EVERY
n second and fourth Thursday Of each month
at 4. 2. hall. Orilla Henzler, NJ E. c.;
Nellie Eyarts, NJ. of R. and S.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
q. A.. r..

JAMES B. MCPHERSON POST NO. ., DE
partmept Of North Dakota. Grand Army Of
month at G. A. r. hall. A. d. Cerdner, post
commander; E s. Pierce, adjutant.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
a. o. U. w.

BISMARCK LODGE NO. 100 MEETS THE
first and third Tuesdays at l. O. O.. F. hall
4 at 8 O'Clock. John Mclaughlin, NJ. W.:
Bradley G. Marks, Recorder.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
]. o.. E. S.

BISMARCK CHAPTER, NO. Ii. MEETS
first and third Fridays in each month ii
Masonic hall. Elizabeth Orr, w. M; HATTIE
Shelton, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17

Brotherhood of American Yeomen.
A FRATERNAL LIFE AND ACCIDENT
insurance organization. Meets the last Tues-
day Of each month in the Oddfeilows' hall.
& Alfred Zendreau, foreman; R. Z. Best M.
Il A.; =. A. Belk Correspondent b.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17

sTANCRED coMMANDERY, NO. j, <. r.
Meets third Thursday in each month at Ma;
sonic hall G. w Woibert E. c.; M. j.
McKsszie, Recorder. g.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-17
SECRET SOCIETIES.
Masonic.

BISMARCK LODGE, NO. s., Al. r. & Al NJ.
Meets first and third Mondays in each month
E at Masonic hall w. "A. Dillon, w. M; G.
4 F. Duilam, Secretary. r
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02
TOO MANY WRECKS.

Every newspaper reader has I'm
doubtedly noticed with horror the
rapidly increasing list of train
wrecks and attendant fatalities
within the past few weeks. Several
have occurred on one road alone
while hardly one of the large roads
but has reported wrecks with one
or more fatalities.
Congress, too. has taken notice of
1t and provision is to- be inserted
in the civil sundry bill devoting
$50, 600 to an investigation of the
train wrecks in the United States
with the end in view of doing away,
OF at least materially lessening, the
accidents of this sort.
Figures compiled for the year
past show that between four and
FIVE thousand people have lost their
lives In train accidents while the
astounding number of 10000 have
been more or less injured. from
the start made this year these large
figures will be greatly exceeded by
the time a summary of the year is
made.
The demand for fast time on the
part of the people and the de-
sire ON the part of the roads to COM
ply with it is, to a large extent, the
cause of this vast array of accidents,
fatalities and injuries. But there
must be something more than that.
There is a laxity in the handling OF
the business that in too many cases
amounts to criminal carelessness
which should be overcome by
stringent laws and rigid enforce
ment of them. The investigation
proposed by congress is a good thing
and it should be followed with the
proper legislation.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02

Oshkosh would move the state
capitol, buildings and all to their
city, and a bill has been introduced
by their ssembiyman for this pur-
pose. The plans do not say whether
they would consult the wishes of the
people or not, bnt simply move the
entire paraphernalia to their saw
dust city as one would move a vac
ant frame house on wheels. Osh-
kOsh does not appear to know that
there are state laws, constitutional
laws, relative to the establishment
of the state capitol and the Uni
versity in the same locality. 1t says
nothing about moving the state uni
versity. But doubtless when this
point is raised they would say:
Bring the university along. We
have plenty of room for it. Madison
is the capitol of the state. 1t would
cost millions to remove it from this
city and the taxpayer eff the state
viii never allow such thought to
be seriously contemplated,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02
nonsense.

The various business interests Of
the state are well represented in the
assembly. The farmers LEAD with
thirty-one members or nearly one
third Of the entire membership.
There are twenty lawyers, one law
student, nine merchants, seven
manufacturers, four real estate,
insurance and loan agents, two
druggists, one marble and granite
dealer, one retired educator, five
newspaper men, one hotel keeper,
one physician, two who combine
teaching with farming, two con-
tractors, one machinist, one caterer,
two labor organizers, one clergy
man who is political organizer,
one cigar agent, one saloon keeper,
one brewer, two lumbermen, one
jeweler, and one miller.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02
A Blooming Idiot.

1.-The average man comes near
belng0a bloomin' idiot" remarked
an observant citizen, the other
day. You can see him wearing a
fur cap on his head while bis shoes
let him in the snow and water He
wears an overcoat on his back and
nothing but thin shirt over his
chest.
He is mighty scared about freez-
ing his fingers while his throat is
posed to the blizzard and he is often
ailing or thinks be is. It's herb tea,
root tOnics, Peters pills, Pauls tar
cordial, or plasters and cures until
the balance wheel in the machine
comes to a stop. Nature wants to
keep going but she can't. He drinks
whiskey and clogs the valves; he
drinks beer and clogs the wheels;
he pours down lemonade, butter
milk, ginger ale, ice water, tea,
coffee and then wonders why the
fires under the boilers do not burn.
If you should take an OK and put
HIM through the same performance
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02
SUN SPOT-SOMETHING TO HAP
PEN.

one of the largest sun spots wit
messed for number OF years is SAID
to have madeits appearance on the
orb of day. and much speculation
is already beng INDUCED in as to
what it pertends. In the opinion
of many scientists there Is a direct
connection between terrestrial con-
ditiOns and these mysterious spots
that appear on the face of the sun,
the general supposition being that
their appearance presages some
thing out of the ordinary. Unusual
weather conditions, for instance,
are frequently laid to the influence
of sun spots, while it is also held by
some that marked disturbances of
land and water are due to the same
cause. 1t Is sometimes even argued
that mental temperament is affected
BY sun spots through some subtle
influence that is guessed at, al
though little understood, and at
tempts have been made to connect
outbreaks of crime and disorder
with these mysterious spots on the
sun.
The appearance of an unusually
large sun spot just at the present
time will therefore be a matter of
interest to many, not few of whom
VIII contemplate the phenomenon
with considerable awe and super
stitution. The spot at present visible
is said to be $50, 600 miles long by
30, 600 miles in width, a size that
easily suggests its pOrtentious as
poet
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02
0 CREDITORS.
W.

NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
- State Of Wisconsin, Grant Count Court
In the matter Of the estate Of c. Prior.
deceased,
Letters Of administration on the estate Of
a. G. Prior, late Of Cassyille, Wisconsin
deceased, having been issued to F. W.
kHnkhammer.
Notice is hereby given. that the creditors
of said "A. c. Prior. deceased. are allowed and
limited sby order Of this court until and in
Guiding the first Tuesday of September
1907 being the third day of said month, to
present their claims and demands against
said A, Z. Prior. deceased to the county
court for examination and allowance.
Notice is also hereby given, that the
claims and Geman5ds SO presented will be
the Office Of the county Judge, at the court
house. IN the city of Lancaster, In said
county. on the second Tuesday of Septem-
Der. 1907
Dated this 18th day Of February. 1907.
BY the Court, E. B. GOODSELL
County Judge;
lst ms Mar, md; last Mar. 23rd.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02

he'd be dead in year. The simplest,
plainest laws Of health are outraged
every hour of the day by the aver
age man.
Did Adam smoke?
Did Eve wear cOrsets?
Did Solomon chew tobacco!
Did Ruth chew gum?
did the children OF Israel make
for a beer garden after crossing the
Red Sea?
Did Rebecca eat gum drops and
call for ice cream sodal
Adam was the first man and was
made perfect from head to heel.
How long would he remain so after
eating a mlnce pie before gong to
bed? Suppose he had slept in bed
room 5x7 with the windows down,
the door shut and two dogs under
the bed?
suppose Eve had laced herself
up in a corset put on tight shoes,
sat up at all hours eating her fill of
trash and sizzled her hair.
when you come to look at the
way man misbehaves himself you
can only wonder how he lived to
get where he is"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-03-02

There may be some good reason
for The manner in which work in
the legislature is dragging, but if
there is it is not apparent. 1t is in
timated that in the mbly certain
committee chairmen are holding
back work. waiting for the junior
United States senator to return,
and guide them. There may be
some childish enough to do this,
but if there be the members of the
assembly as a body should end such
nonsense.