The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-04-11
Cbistles.

yogrR mAnf Yes. sir IN ghsi way,
msy ass' She sod ne you vefS very
cencr~as,
- s0ssaer why ,he sings when she's
feeling hsSlyi Probably because she
knows others oil bear her. and misery
loves company.
TO What did the critics Giirlbule
Me failure .. his last opcrA' The ma-
tsc wasn't reminiscent and ihe Jokes
we're new.
PspA-Thsi young maa mud leave
bore earlier. ThA, goes without say.
log Dsughier--The ,roRble ~, papa,
BE- say, without going.
Tdiiof'a Wsft iAsien bow the tea
kettle sings. my dear Editor Small
wopderi put la o. Spring Songs
10 The arc jest nov.
--os,end~pop. why is 4 aie weather
men have their Offices - aigb up IN
tho ART Pop Because, s9n. they
.rpeci people 10 call then un.
Are there ever ANY Dbl sure
thing, Al the rare ,rAcki va The Gu.
rious woman. Yes, answered young
Mr.. Torkin.. Ny husband is one u
them.
II see Lacey advertises something
cheap 10 dress goods, pApa. RS a
hnmbugging adj, daughter. I've known
many women in my time. and there's
nothing cheap in drcss goods.
-Plubdnb-He's a regular fire eater.
DON, believe he will ever know the
meaning Of fear Henpeckke-Do Don't |
be VOC sure. He may get married some
day.
--Lii,lemhn Would you mind taking I
your boot Of my foot' have 20 get |
out al the ncr, turning. Bigman-lt's
all right, nov'nor; I'm gettin' out there
myself.
--she-l'm surprised at your kissing /
me in the conservatory just now. He
Ny dear Miss Peaehleigh, its failing !
Of mine chronic oseulatory |
kleptomaniar.
Susan Sunfower Heah am de en-
gagement band dat Sam put on nah
finger. FL sartinly do attract lot OF
attention. Hannah Hamm-Et ough,
10. Brass bands always attract atten-
ton.
--She--Just look at Tom and Clara. |
hate 10 see an engaged couple make
euch fuss over each other. He
them to make fuss after they are
married.
The suffering young man was do
Ing his best 10 declare himself. Sit
down and write il, Percy, said the
sweet young thing encouragingly.
don't like TO be proposed TO on the in
stallment plan.
What makes you so sure that there
Is no future for the American lndiansi
The simple fact, answered the western
man, that 40 many Of them have quit
smoking the pipe Of peace and taken
70 cigarettes.
--Marjorie-Well,a and what does Aunt |
Jane think Of her photo' Reggie
Ehi Oh, she's jolly wild about it.
Marjoric--Whyi Dosn't she think it's
like herr Reggie-Well, ! think she's
afraid II II.
If IL wasn't for women, remarked
the mere man, we would have nothing
10 laugh al. II it wasn't for women,
rejoined the young widow, men would
be 80 miserable they wouldn't feel like
laughing.
--Multy Millions. Jr.-My father left
me with next 10 nothing. nv dear, and
il will have TO be love in q cottage, ye
know. She-How large i ile cottage,
Multy' Multy Millions, J Weller
there's only something i6clike 100
rooms, a stable and eleven motor cars.
Why are poets so little appreciat-
ed' asked the young man with long
hair, Well. answered Mr.. Cumrox,
rs this way with piece OF poetry;
II you can'i understand il you don't
care 10 read it, and IL you can under.
stand il you havn't any respect for it.
.-Howell-My mother-in-law bought
ticket for home yesterday and then
didn't 60 because she lost it, Powell
That was hard luck. Howell-Yes,
and you have not heard the worst.
Powell-Wbat was thAtf Howell The
train that she would have taken ran of
bridge, and all on board were killed.
We'll. declare, exclaimed the cen
ter pole TO the tight rope. That fellow
walks on you just as easy as can be, /,
seems 10 come natural 10 him. | don't
know, replied the tight rope. II doesn't
come any more natural TO him than il ,
does 70 me. We both have TO be ,aut.
You don, hear as much about buy
In gold bricks as you used TO. said
Mr. Ccrntossel. No. answered the ,
farmer. When one o. them slick fell ,
lers finds All easy purchaser nowadays
be Amt satisfied 10 sell him anything I;
less than whole mine. ,
bones i.tah Webs,ah, kin yo' !
tell me de diff'unce tween dude an .
prize dhwg' INTERCHANGEABLE. vii.
LAM am sorry 10 say cannot an.
swer that. What is the difference be-
tween dude and prise dog' Bones i,
DE ones = mollyccddle an de nd.
dahs model collie. Interlocu,or-
Ladies and gentlemen, with your kind '
permission the world renowned vocal
TT, Herr Whcoperups,rong will now A
sine the beautiful ballad entitled Be