The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-20
sMcnksf Pleasont Persons
'As PrreAa.l.s Persen Ezplai.s.
" Q. 6. PARTRID0B.

l The PurehasinG Persen Explains. The Purchasing Person had just per.
 pieEed his auditors by asking them
 his line. and as they had never heard l of his possession of a line. they made
 him explain what his line was.
 r. On; ws--of course l have part part
 stones. stoves, St Anthony's Liquid Liver Cure. electrical fittings, kitchen
 furniture. horse-collars and shuck door-mats. We got them at the old
 day was going to the depot on business, met my friend, who accom- panied me and thus we became patrons The Poiysyllabic Person calls it.
 nickel and dime. so we made two prices Of them, and started our bidding on q tombstone bade nickel. and the auctioneer bawled me out by say but we finally got the thing for our thirty cents. It left us nothing, but my friend had credit and offered to finance our deals if would make the bids and lend tone to our partnership. Tt got to be fascinating. Two more stones were put up and we got them for thirty-five a piece. for it got ors mte ha we ans prces 4SnE he took an upward tendency. We got big gasoline stove. then plain iron cooking stove. We saw we should neeQ ItLllnxS ana IlxCuIe8 BO we BOt us in a couple of dozen of pots and skillets and fry-pans and stew-pans and such implements that we have not yet catalogued. These touched us for few dollars but we are going to make good on them.
 We got the horse-collars because they were cheap and then so appropri- ate to the name of the sale; and we thought the door-mats were domestic and would do as premiums if we had trouble in getting rid of the stoves ana things.
 they were just unmarked stones but the only one we opened had a little lamb on the top, and had Tn Memory of Little So-and- So" carved on IL with gone to better land. We felt very much ashamed about 1t though or course we Ina 1 not thought to do any harm; and now We are afraid t9 0peH they are unmarked they will bring us
 "our St. Anthony's Liquid Liver Cure is box of samPpIs piss DUties ts rates of three for five for agents. The electrical fittings are these little china things they put on the walls to keep the wires frSm ron baMsa sawn ahe we Haye a barrel of them and will clear gooo money on them.
 we found out where the owner of the marked tombstone lived ana '9iIerea not yet answered. If you are thinking of going to housekeeping, give us call.'
 The imprae'ic1. P,an.e
 Now that there Is much inter state diplomacy, with the Governor of North and the ,eS%s them ot the oniy pungent or pithy remark either ot them ever made, and talking about railroad regulation; and the Governor of Alabama and the Governor or Geor e Joined every other day"--The lmprac. tical Person usually a speaker or short sentences and few, here nao to pause a moment for breath;-"I say, with all these things happening we ought to establish a diplomatic ser vice between the states.
 This interstate carrying on IS Just beginning If we had an ambassador to Atlanta. we could have him do things without troubling the Governor all the time. Same way, IT Georgla wanted to know how to be enloined some more, their ambassador to Mont gomery would enter into negotiations with our court here. We could do the same at other capitals At important railroad functions we could have con suls.
 Tt is a good method of spending money The liveries and court dress would entertain the populace which Tn with A Political Past might land a job. | It would be fine chance 10 test my wireless. I'll tell you how 1t works-
 The Impractical Person broke orr m impossible. feared a discussion or the improbable, and one in full flight, cry ing: "Sauve qui peutE
 
 Why Call The Ducks at All.
 Now cometh another lady and de- cries even "diddle -diddle" as the proper phrase for the convocation of ducks. She submitteth that "widdie- widdle" is the, way to summon them: The Philosophic Person; luckily the has overlooked it and no. body can be compelled to call them"
 Rev. E. c. Nave, of East Tallassee. spent yesterday in Montgomery where he once occupied pastorate in the Methodist church and Is pleasantly re- Mir Nave was transferred Episcopal church South from East Tal- lassee to Milton, Fla, and he will as- sume the duties of his new charge shortly after Christmas.
 known citizen of Eufaula, now a resi- dent of Providence, Rhode Island. Is a visitor to Montgomery. MT. Hart was recently graduated from the liar yard Law School and upon his return to Providence will begin the practice of his profession.
 Mir. C. P. Hausman, who has been a students at a medical college in Mobile, is spending few days with his brother In Montgomery.
 
 MT. Alex K. Sessions. a we'll known citizen of Andalusia, is in the city. MT. Sessions is staying at the Hotel Sum- mers.