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The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-07-24
Hard Luck.

'They say that when Mr.. and Mrs.
Sproggins were in that shipwreck he
actually fought to have his wife put
In the first boat that was lowered.
Then he remained and was almost the
last man to leave the sinking vessel"
wasn't it too bad," remarked Mr..
Henpeck, "that after taking such pre-
cautions he and his wife had to be re-
stored to each other within three
days%'-Chicago Record-Herald.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-07-24
A Housecleaninq Weapon.

"He's awfully clever with a gun"
"A good shot, eh?"
"No. I don't mean that way"
"What do you mean then?
"Why, he couldn't find the hammer
and he drove the tacks into
two carpets with his new revolver
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-07-24
ECZEMA and PILE CURE
We Guarantee Satisfaction.

J. A. Brogdon, of the National Sign
Co., Dayton, O., writes under date Of
Oct. -, 1906: ''Nosena is the only prep
aration have ever used that relieves
my affection so speedily and pleasantly.
I am getting the first real pleasure out
of breathing that I have experienced
since 7 contracted catarrh six years
ago. Money wonld not buy my tube Of
Nosena if I could not get another.
Buy NoSena from Derrick's Drug
Store and G. E. Corley and get your
money back if not satisfied. Sample
tube and booklet by mail 10 cents.
BROWN MANUFACTURING Co.,
St. Louis, Mo- and Greenville, Tenn.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-07-24
Stimulation Without Irrita'

That is the watchword. That is
what Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does.
Cleanses and stimulates the bowels
without irritation in any form. Sold
by The Kaufman Drug Co.
A hard thing to do is to laugh at
the jokes you expect other people to
laugh at when you tell them.
During the summer kidney irregulari-
ties are often caused by excessive drink
ing or being overheated. Attend to the
kidneys at once by using Foley's Kidney
Cure. Sold by The Kaufman Drug Co.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-07-24
Bad Burn Quickly Healed.

II am so delighted with what Cham
berlain's Salve has done for me that ]
feel bound to write and tell you SO, -
says Mrs. Robert Mytton, 457 John St.,
Hamilton, Ontario. "My little daugh-
ter had a bad burn on her knee. I ap-
piled Chamberlain Salve and it heal
ed beautifully" This salve allsys the
pain of q burn almost instantly. It is
for sale by Kaufman Drug Go.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-07-24

Headache and constipation disappear
when Rings Liver Pills are used. They
keep the system clean, the stomach
sweet. Taken occasionally they keep
You well. They are for the entire
family. Sold ny Kaufman Drug Go.
The Lexington dispatch. [volume] (Lexington, South Carolina) 1870-1917, 1907-07-24
a GENUINE
DIAMOND Ring
J FOR $500
GUARAN TEED

With a Diamond Ring I reveal
Free how to secure a Beautiful
Complexion. Diamonds and ex-
quisite complexion are both de-
sirable. An opportunity to every
woman is now offered for obtain
ing both. For $500 l offer a
II Kt. Gold Shell Ring, shaped
like a belcher, with a Tiffany
setting, set with a Genuine Dia-
mond and will send free with
every order the recipe and direc-
tions, for obtaining a faultless
complexion, easily understood
and simple to follow. It will
save the expense of Creams, Cos
metics and Bleaches. Will free
the skin from pimples, blackheads,
etc., aad give the skin beauty and
softness.
The GENUINE DIAMOND
RING is Guaranteed by the Man
ufacturer to be as Represented,
and should any purchaser be dis
satisfied, I will cheerfully refund
the money. Do not let the price
lead you to doubt the genuineness
or value Of this ring, as the above
guarantee protects each and every
purchaser. Send me $500 by
mail and take advantage of this
offer, as the time is limited. Send
size of finger for which ring is
desired.
T. C. MOSELEY,
% East 23rd St., New York City.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01

DeWitt's Little Early Risers don't
sicken or grippe. Small pills, easy to
take. Sold by J. H. Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
Neighbors Got Fooled.

II was literally coughing myself to
death. and had become too weak TO
leave my bed; and neighbors predicted
that would never leave 1t alive; but
they got fooled, for thanks be to God.
was induced TO try DR.. Kings New
Discovery. 1t took just four one dol
lar bottles to completely cure the
cough and restore me to good sound
health. writes Mrs. Eva Uncapher. of
Grovertown. Stark Co. Ind. This
King Of cough and cold cures. and heal
er Of throat and lungs, is guaranteed
by J. H. Orme druggist. soc ami
Sl.OO. Trial bottle free.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
Saturday Night RsVsrles.

Saturday night seems to have the
happy faculty of making people
human, set their hearts to beating
softly as they used to do before the
world turned them into war drums
and jurred them to pieces with
tatoos. On Saturday night the
ledger closes with a clash, the iron
doored vault comes to with bang.
click, goes the key in the lock. 1t
is Saturday night and the business
man breathes free again. Home
ward, no The door that has been
ajar all the week gently closes be-
hind him. the world il all shut out.
Shut out? Shu. in, rather. At
home are his treasures after all, and
not in the vault and not in the book
save the record in the old family
Bible--and not IN the bank. May
be you are bachelor, frosty and
forty. Then, poor fellow, Saturday
night is nothing to you, just as you
are nothing to nobody. Get a wife,
blue-eyed or black-eyed, but above
all, true-eyed. Get little home
no matter how little-a sofa, just to
hold two or two and a half, in it, on
Saturday night, aud then read this
paragraph by the light in your wife's
eyes, and thank God and take cour-
age.
How many kiss has been given,
how many curse, how caress,
how many look of hate, how many
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
J. r. Canada Sells Out.

As | have sold my entire interest
in the Canada & Bishop general
merchandise store, at Crayneville,
KY, to my partner, Mr.. Newton j.
Bishop, would respectfully ask all
of our customers to continue business
with Mr.. Bishop, as he is a gentle
man in every respect, and all who
owe him will do him a great favor by
coming and settleing your account,
as he cant run a business without
money.
| have some outstanding accounts
which are due myself, which l will
ask you who owe them to come for
ward and settle same as l must close
my business at Crayneville at once.
want to thank the good people
of Crayneville for your patronage
while In business there.
Your friend,
JAS. 4. CANADA.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
- uuhftnIeed and Soid ~ =
HAYNES & TAYLOR.

a kind word, how many a promise
has been broken, how many soul
lost, how many loved one lowered
into the narrow chamber, how many
babe has gone from earth to heaven,
how many a little crib or cradle
stands silent now which last Satur-
day night held the rarest of treas
urts of the heart A week is a life.
A week is a history. A week marks
events Of sorrow and gladness which
people never heard Go home to
your family, man of business Go
home, you hearterring wanderer J
Go home to the chair that awaits
you, wronged waif on life's breakers
Go home to those you love, man of
toll, and give one night to the joys
and comforts fast flying by Leave
your books with complex figures,
your dirty shop, your busy stole
Rest with those you love, for God
only knows what the next Saturday
night will bring you Draw close
around the family hearth; Saturday
night has awaited your coming in
sadness, in tears and silence. Go
home to those you love, and as you
bask in the loved presence and meet
to return the loved embrace Of your
hearts pets, strive to be better
man, and bless God for giving his
weary children SO dear a stepping
stone in the river to the eternal, as
Saturday night.-Ex.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
Another Good Man Gone Wrong

He neglected to take Foley's Kidney
Cure at the first signs of kidney trou-
bic, hoping it would wear away. and
he was soon victim of Bright's dis
ease. There is danger in delay, but if
Foley's Kidney Cure is taken at once
the symptom will disappear, the kid
neys are strengthened and you are
soon sound and well. A. R. Bass of
Morgantown, Ind, had to get up ten
or twelve times in the night, and had
severe backache and pains in the
kidneys, and was cured by Foley's
Kidney Cure. j. H. Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01

for county display ranging from
ESQ to $50, aud in addition, there
are two prizes offered by the Depart
ment Of Agriculture amounting 10
ESQ.
In the plant aud flower depart
ment there are II classes, divided
among amateurs aud classifcations
open to all exhibitors. Twenty
eight awards are 10 be made and
there will be special displays of cut
flowers on Tuesday and Thursday OF
State Fair week.
In womans work 25 classes are
devoted 20 domestic manufacture 90
10 embroidery, l. to lace, hem
stitching aud drawn work, and 10
TO knitting aud crochet, a total Of
- classifcauons in which l5I awards
are to be made There will be
sweepstakes in all lots.
Eleven classes with 22 awards
covers the chlldrens department.
la table Injuries l6 classes are
devoted to cakes, pies aud bread tad
- classes to preserves, jellies and
pickles In this department 80
awards are to be made.
There will be no awards IN the
department Of farm implements aud
machinery, but the classification
covers engines, pumps, mills, ma
chimes, vehicles, haying machinery,
planters, plows, etc.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
Novelties 10 The Electrical Field.

An electric elevator has been
installed IN the Cathedral at
Berlin for the exclusive use of the
Emperor William of Germany. A
private elevator in a church is an in
novation.
Electricity is of great value in the
metal industries. Metals which never
before could be successfully welded
together are now quickly united by
electric heat
\ large railroad company has
adopted an automatic pumping outfit
for filling locomotive water tanks.
The work is done by electric motors
and when the water falls to a certain
level the pump starts automatically
and stops when the tank is full,
Bananas are now ripened by cleo
tricity. The green punches are hung
in an air tight glass case in which
are a number of electric light; the
artificial light and heat Fastening the
ripening process.
Electricity is said to be the only
saleable product which cannot be
adulterated.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
Rising From The Grave.

A prominent manufacturer, VIM. A.
Fertwell, of Lucama, n. c., relates a
most remarkable experience. He says:
after taking less than three bottles
of Electric Bitters, feel like one ris-
ing from the grave. My trouble is
Bright's disease, in the Diabetes stage.
| fully believe Electric Bitters will
cure me permanently. for it has al
ready stopped the liver and bladder
complications which have troubled me
for years" Guaranteed at j. H.
Orme's druggist, price only SOC.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
Children in Pain.

never cry as do children who are suf-
ferlng from hunger. Such is the
cause of all babys who cry and are
treated for sickness, when they really
are suffering from hunger. This is
caused from their food not beng as
simulated but devoured by worms. A
few doses of Whites Cream Vermi-
fuge will cause them to cease crying
and began to thrive at once. Give it a
trial. j. II. Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01

The Korean woman who speaks or
even mods on her wedding day i'm
mediately become an object Of ridicule
and looses caste. Neither threat nor
prayer must move her, for the whole
household is ever on the alert to catch
a single mumbled syllable. Her
period OF silence often lasts for
week or more and when complete
silence is broken she only uses her
tongue for the most necessary uses.
Some so years ago native Of
Pennsylvania undertook, for wager
of $50, to remain mute for the first
month Of her marriage. Her husband
not being in the secret, left her, only
to return later when he was apprlsed
of the real reason of her silence.
A Brussels couple named Dupont
quarreled so bitterly on their wedding
day that the wife vowed that the hui;
band should never hear her voice
again. His entreaties went for moth
ing and to her dying day she kept
the letter of her oath.
A Brunn woman, whose husband
was in hiding from the authorities,
inadvently betrayed his whereabouts
to police spy. As result the man
was taken and received term Of I'M
prisonment. So much did she take
to heart this misfortune, brought
about by her GOSSIP, that she resolv-
ed to remain mute to the end of her
life. London Tit-Bits.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
GREATEST EXHIBITION
Premium List Of Kentucky STATE Fair
Offers S25,00O 10 all Glasses Of
Exhibitors

la the poultry department 300
awards will be made on Isl classes,
which include Brahmas, Cochin.,
Plymouth Rocks, Wyandotte-. Lang
shans. Orpingtons, Andalusians,
Lcghorns, Minoreas, Hamburgs,
Rhode Island Reds, Pit Games. 10
dian Games. Game Bantams, Ban.
tame. other than game, ducks.
turkeys and geese. la this depart
ment Commissioner Of Agriculture,
vreeland, has offered nine prizes
aggrcgatiug sl00.
There will be p, awards IN -
pigeon classi6cations. This depart
ment includes Pouters, Pigmy Pout-
crs, Carriers, Fan Tails. Short Face
Tumblers, Clean Leg Tumblers, Mgf
Leg Tumblors, Jacoblins, Magpies,
English Owls. Chinese Owls, Tur-
bits. Dragons. Swallows, Arch
angles. Runts. Show Homers. Record
Homer, and Flying Homers. There
are sweepstakcs Tor fancy and hom-
Ing pigeons
Fifty.one awards, including four
silver cups, are offered on Collie
dogs. there being 81 different classes.
The vegetable and melon depart
ment has 90 classes 10 which 1872
awards will be made. Included are
Beam, bccts cabbage, carrots, cell
cry, cucumbers, egg plant, endive,
horse radish, kale, lettuce, leeks,
onion sets, okra, parsnips, parsley
peas, peppers, Irish potatoes, sweet
potatoes, pumpkins, radlshes, sal
sify, spinach, squashes, tomatoes,
turnips, watermelons, cantaloupes.
The classes also have prizes on
general collections, novelties and
sweepstakes. Fifty dollars is offered
an this department by Commissioner
of Agriculture, Nreeland.
There will be l3l awards made in
che department Of field seed and
grain, which Is 90 classes, divided
a. follows Corn, wheat, oats bar
ley, rye, timothy, red top, orchard
grass, Kentucky Blue Grass, clover,
soy beans, COW peas sorghum, buck
wheat, millet, broom corn, English
Blue Grass. Commissioner of Agrl-
culture, Vreeland, offers Sl15 IL
sweepstakes in this department.
There are also some special prices
offered on corn by Letterle n Son,
In this connection it may be an.
nounced that Commissioner Vree-
land has offered fifteen awards on
alfalfa, navy beans and corn, aggre-
eating sll3.
Thirty-fve awards are offered on
tobacco. which is divided into l3
classes, between Burley and Dark
Tobacco. Two special premiums
amounting to $50 are offered by
Commissioner Nreeland.
The classi6cations in the depart
ment Of horticulture numbering lO5
are divided among apples, peaches,
pears, grapes and miscellaneous
fruits, $50 different awards to be
made. Special premiums are offered
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01

Kodol for indigestion and Dyspepsia
is a preparation of vegetable acids and
contains the same juices found in a
healthy stomach. 1t digests what you
eat. Sold by j. H. Orme.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-08-01
Bahy's Good Morning.

The baby lies
With hands outspread,
And yellow ringlets
Round her head
Curled close, and rosy
Finger tips,
And close shut eyes,
And coral lips,
And peach blow cheeks,
And rounded wrist,
And dlmples where
The Fays have kissed
Each knuckle coax,
And coax me, till
| stop above her,
Willy nil,
And kiss her chin
And yellow hair,
And her pink palms;
AND stand and stare
At her until
She seems to feel
The greatness Of
My loving steal
From my heart where
gazing stand,
To her way of
In sunderland,
For with a start
She's wide awake,
And arms outstretched,
Says, Papa, take !"
And do | take.
| think | do
And snuggle her
Up to me too
And kiss her brow
And cheek aud chin,
And with my kisses
Burrow 10
Her neck beneath
Her nearest ear,
AND kiss her till
She very near
Goes wild, and COOS
And wiggles so
Sometimes | nearly
Lst her go,
And then, perched
On my shoulder high,
She wiggles and says,
Papa by T.
And 30 we tiptoe
Down the stairs
And catch her
Mother unawares,
And she gets snuggled
To the breast
! OF mother dear
| And washed aud dressed,
And mounts her high chair
With delight
And one more day
Has started right.
Houston Post
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-07-13
Will Grind Trlpoli.

The Deadwood Telegram of July 9th
says: w. f. Downie of the firm OF
Downie, Wright & Co., of York, Neb.,
and Rapid City, was in Deadwood this
morning. He reports that work is pro.
crossing rapidly on the construction of
the Downie, Wright plant at Rapid City.
Continuing Mr.. Downie said:
"The boundary and machine shop are
completed, also the electric power house.
and we are now at work on the erection
of mill to handle the Tripoli.
"Tripoli is used largely in the manu-
facture of stove polishes, but its largest
commercial use is in the manufacture of
Sapolio. Thousands of tons are import.
ed into this country every year for use
in making Sapolio, Bon Ami and other
kindred products. 1t is fact not gen.
orally known that there is plenty of it
in the Black Hills. Denis Henault has
property near Custer, about three
miles to the southwest of the town, and
we have contracted with him to take all
he can deliver to the mill at Rapid City
at fixed price per ton. We will grind
1t, bolt it and find market for it. 1t is
of a first class quality and fully equal to
the imported article. l believe there is
a future and great one for this indus
try in the Hills, as have been told that
there are other deposits of Tripoli at
various places in the Hills and the d..
mand for it far exceeds the supply.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-07-13
FORESTS SERVE TIE PUBLIC.

"The Use of the National Forests" a
publication just printed by the Depart
ment of Agriculture, is brief, clear
manual for public information as to the
forest policy of the National Govern
ment.
1t is too true, az the short preface to
the public says, that "many people do
not know what National Forests are.
Others may have heard much about
them, bat have no idea of their true pur-
pose and use" 1t is the object of this
publication TO explain just what the Ma
tional Forests mean, what they are for,
and how to use them.
In the first place, it is explained how
the Forests are created and how their
boundaries are drawn. Next, their dir
eCt use and value are shown from the
point of view of the homeseeker, the
prospector and miner, the user of tim
Der, the user of the range, the user Of
water, and other users of Forest resour.
ces. Third, it is shown how the Forests
are intended for use, for the production
of usable products, and for the establish
ment and maintenance Of homes how
on all Of them the timber is protected
from fire, the water flow is kept steady,
the forage on the range is increased and
guarded from abuse; and how, in addi-
ton, they serve as great public play
grounds and as breeding places and
refugees for game. Finally, the manage
ment of the National Forests is describ.
ed.
Here it is that the great usefulness OF
| the Forests is brought out most clearly
and strikingly; for the Forests are man
aged by the people in their own inter
ests, and every means is used to meet
the desires and wants of all Forest users
half way by dealing with them in the
main directly on the ground and in all
cases with the utmost practicable dis.
patch and freedom from red tape.
In word, the special interest of this
manual lies in its showing that the For.
est policy of the Government, both in
principle and in practice, is for the bene'
fit of the ordinary man, for the benefit
of every citizen equally. There is still
a tendency to think Of the National For
ests as preserves" closed to use, and tC
leave the public lands exposed to unreg
uated individual exploitation. Where
these apprehensions still prevail "Tht
Use of the National Forests" will go fal
| to correct them.
The book is written by Mr.. Frederick
| f. Olmsted, whose intimate knowledgt
Of conditions in the West and the polio,
under which the National Forests arr
managed especially fits him to deal will
the subject.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-07-13
Hicks on July Weather.

According to Prof. Hicks, the third
storm period is central on Saturday,
Sunday and Monday, the 18th, l4th and
18th. The planet Mars is not only pass
ing opposition, but he is nearer us July
IL than for 10 years to come. This fact
enters largely into terrestrial problems
through all this part of the month, also
Jupiter's conjunction on the 10th. Low
barometer, threatening conditions and
probably heavy midsummer storms will
eliminate about the 18th, 18th and 18th.
Existing causes may prolong storms and
other disturbances on through the 10th
and 18th into the next storm period.
The fourth storm period regular, is
central on the Goth, covering the 18th
to the 23rd. We fear that the rainfall
at this and other central and late July
storm periods will be scattered and
light. Very black and clustering storm
clouds will appear at the elimination oi
storm periods, and phenomenal water
spouts" occur here and there but tie
general rainfall will be far below the ac'
tua needs of the season. The Goth tC
22nd will be eliminating storm days
following which look for rising baron
eter and change to some cooler.
The fifth storm period, reactionary, i;
central on the oath, 18th and Goth. The
full moon at an eclipse node and in peri
gree falls on the 25th. Within As hours
of sunset on the oath many storms an,
marked seismic disturbances will bt
from in many parts of the earth, so tha
a maximum of such phenomena may b'
noted. The temperature will fall afte
these storms.
The sixth storm period, regular, fall
within Mercury period. 1t is centra
ON the 3lst and extends from the Goth
two days in August. Change to muci
warmer and gathering thunder storms
will begin in the west by the Goth, anC
during the four days following these con
di,ions will pass eastwardly across th,
country.
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1907-07-13

lion and half $40 and on up to 500
for five million dollars; and $3.50 for a
corporation with over FIVE million dol
lars capital.
The old law required not less than
one third of the incorporators to be resi-
dents of the state, while the new law
only demands that one of the incorpora.
tors shall be a resident. The law requr-
ing headquarters in the state but allow
ing business Offices in other states has
not been changed, but under the new
law all corporations formed under the
law of the state must select a resident
agent in the state upon whom process
may be had and the name OF such agent
must be filed with the secretary Estate.
Such agent may be named in the articles
of Incorporation, but need not be, but
where he is named separately from the
articles fee of five dollars is charged
for such filing.