Arizona republican., 1907-01-13
MT. COOLEY ON GLORY
 By 2. p. DUNNE


Ambassadure's. where he had cousurn- ed his custOm'ry four bottles iv brandy. who sEud he run acrcst but th' fair vision iv th' surface line She curt sled low an picked h n mp, an therr began a frindship SD fuil iv sorrow an' happiness to both iv thim- He seldom mintiOned her. but wan night hc Uas heard Co mutter- Her face ns like van iv Rembrandts saints X fcW h.sErfy- ans contind that what hc said vsa-- Her face looks like a rrmnast slic-' but I can not believe this
 They exchanged brilliant letters rr nanny years. in fact 0ntu th- enchan- thress was locked up. ! have not b-eu able to du amy iy his letters. but hsrs fell into tn hands iv wan iv his faita- ful servants who preserved mn pub- lished thim. (LOve an Letters iv Gil- 'ral Dhreadnaught an Alfarrtta Agun- ized; stolen. Collected an Edited bs James SnodgrassD Next year was mimr rable Tr his gloryoUs Nict-rg at Punkheim. all th' more wonderful because at tn time our hero was sllf- ferin' firm deleeryyum thremeus- tt shows tn fortitude iv th' Gm'ral aa that he was as gr-reat a liar as ! have indicated in tn prececdin' pages. tlsit with tn cheers iv his Sojrrs rinsin- iu his ears an pink monkeys slncfn he- lure his eyes he cud Stiil write hgm~ to his wife. 'Or girl can't md auny- thing it Co dhrink down hegr- Caut ye sind me some cider firm th' fargl
 In 1865 he was accuSa.l a. embezzlemint. but th' charsvs nivrr reached his ears or th' public's ullu eight years afJher his death
 In '65 his foster brother. that h- hll neglected in Kansas City. siipIes uu his ballroom flure an broke his lrs In 70 his wife died afthre tosturin' him TT fifty years They were a singularly badly mated couFlr- with a family iv fourteen childheT. but he did not live long enough co cliny his happiness F-r some ray~ou Dc niver left his house. but passed Away within a month. one iv th' Er-rcaI-st men tn cinchry has Prcjpoc-d for further details iv tn wrong things le done SC tn notes al th' end iv th' vol tune.
 Tt seems to me. Hinnissy. that tAis here thing called bi-ogsaphy Is a kind iv an offset Tr histhry. Histhry Hes .s1
 
 an makes it rowI over an ue on th' other side Histhry says man is neai- ly a Gawd: biography says he's ony a poor kind iv man The historyan says go up. th' bi-ographer says. come down among us ! don't pe.lc'e either iv thim.
 "I was taIzin' with Fathe- Kelly about it afther Hogan Wint out Were they all so bad. thim men that Eve been brought up Co think so gloryols- says l. They were men says FatheE Kelly. 'Ye mustn't believe an ye hear about thim. no matther who says t- says he. Its a thrait iv human na- ture tO pull down th' sr-reat azS sthrOng Tn hero sthruts through his~ thry with his chin up tn m air. his scipter in his hand an his crown on his head But behind him dances - boot black imitatin' his walk an mak- in faces at him Fame invites a uia2 out iv his house Co be crow fr hts gloTyouS deeds. an sarves him with warrant Tr batin' his wife lis not Ia the nature iv things that it shudle,ht be SO Wed all perish iV humiliation f tn sr-reat men iv th' wurruL4 aicD have nachral low down thraits. f they don't happen to possess thim- we make some up Tr thim. We allow no man
 to tower over us. Wan way sr am other we level tn W-urruld Co our oua height. If We can't reach th' hero's head we cut Of his legs It always makes me feel aiser about mesiif v hin I r-read how bad Julius Cayzar. was An it stimylates compyrition. lf gr- reatness an goodness were hand m hand 'tis small chance amy iv lS wul have iv seen our pitchers in th' pa apers.
 But says l. no wan Vud iver thry
 to be gloryous if he knew that hr was on'y openin' up th' way fr a c,iTvf'i, inquiry into his personal habits says l. 'Ye'd catch me leadin' an ar-rlny again a lot of la-ads with cannon i1 q thought that il was goin' to make some fellow begin to call on me diut.st i-
 find where I bought me teeih.' says L "'Yc'd niver stop Co think says hr- No wan iver does Glory is a chance like tn other thing It alf comes or doesn't come out in tn days job. an ! ye can't stop or help iL An uu ygau
 will talk ba dabout ye afther ye ar-E' dead Onless we've done tsomethtn' that makes people talk good iv ye- I'd have some throuble getiin' an aujieuce fr "a story about Hogan. but lave me whis- per: Did ye hear that yarn about ! Grover Cleveland an I can go on ar [ lie to me hearts contiut
 An 50 it is that tn battles ye wn. | tn pitchers re paint. th people yv fre'-- tn childher that disgrace ye. th' ftl-.. step iv ye'Ie youth an the false toois 1 iv ye're age all go thundher.u' down Go immortality together An aftEer aiL isn't it a good thing. Tn old ei- ography l care bout Is th' one Null
 gan tn stonecutter will chop outfr ulv- [ I like MulIigan's style. rr he's no lat- ! ther. an he has wan model iv bi-ug- raphy that he user fr old an ycunS- rich an poor. He merely writes some thing to tn gin'ral effect that th' de- ceased was a peach. an lets it Eo at that But if amy wan wants tp Uriiv biography iv me an contn--oule some fun to this weary wurruld. le- him do it. says L \awthin wud please me betther thin Co know that some day ye will think ye ar-re a betther. man thin l am. But not rr tn prisin;. says he"
 (Which wud ye rather be. famous nc rich? asked M-. Hennessy-
 "Td like to be famous said Nr DooIev s.an' have money enough SO