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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08

nm doetoripg the Effects, while the ortg-
NAL discose underminos the system.
what TO DO.
There is comfort III the knowledge so
often expressed, that DR.. Kilmer's
swamp Root. the great kidney remedy,
ful6lls every wish in curing rheumatism,
main in the back, kidneys, liver, bladder
aud every part of the urinary passage.
II corrects inability TO hold water
and scalding pain in passing it, or bad
effects following use of liquor, wine or
beer and overcomes that unpleasant ne
cessitv of being compelled to go often
during the day, and TO get up many
times during the night. The mild and
lie extraordinary effect of Swamp-Root
is soou realized. II stands the highest
for lie wonderful cures of the most dis
tressing cases. If YOU need a medicine
Won should have the best. Sold by drug
oists in fiftv-cent and one-dollar sizes.
You may have a sample bottle and
hook that tells all ESt--
about Il, both sentfrec lsIl ~
bv mail. Address DIR.
Kiimer g. Co., Bing- = l 1slss5iia q
han,tou, n. Y. When Homo OF swAmp-Toot.
writing mention this paper and don't
make any mistake, but remember the
name. Or. Hilmer's Swamp-Root, and
the address, Binghamton, N. y.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08

After woman has picked out her
hoz Of strawberries she always dis
covers that one Of the other looks
better
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08

OF kidney disease.
While kidneydi
orders are the
most common
diseases that pre-
vain, they are
almost the last
recognized by
patient and ply
sicians, rho con
feDf fbeu,qe1ree
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08
Thousands Have Kidney
ILNnhlA and Never SuSpeGt i.

TreVoIencY OF NINh'F HfFNNs't
Most people do not realize tie alarm
ing increase and remarkable prevalency
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08

In the Matter OF the Estnte ol
John j. Jones, Deceased, Nutict
to Creditors. -Creditors viii presen
claims, with vouchers, 10 he under
signed at the home oi Hannah
p. Jones, corner LIST North and Ind
West Streets in Lehi CITY. County and
State Of Utah, on or before tn,
7th day OF November, A y, 1907
HANNAH r. JONES,
Administrators Of the Esla e al
John j. Jones, Deceased.
A. j. EVANS,
Attorney for Said Estate.
First publication July 4, 'O7.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08

Big Midsummer Sale now on at
Peoples Coop.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08
Probate and Guardianship Notices.

Consult County Clerk, or The Respec
tive Signers for Further Information
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08
Notice.

United states Land Office.
Salt Lake City, Utah,
June 18th, 1907.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08

book that tells all
aboutit, botlisentfrec
bv mail. Address DIR.
l(iln,er g. Co., Bing-
49,. ~ u NKrt,,t,
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-08-08

First publication June 90, 1907.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
IDIOT" ON N, 0.
A Suppressed Chapter Of "co;fee
and Repartee" by ]. K. BANGS.

Glorious Times Coming. When Each
Passenger viii Be Paid For Riding
on the Street csrs-Morris Chairs.
Desks and Carnegie Libraries to De
Providcd-Ths City 10 Psy ths Bill.
II see" said the idiot rs he folded up
the morning paper and sat on II so that
bis fellow toarders might not come
Into possession. "tbat the municipal
mnrsbmallow and peanut brittle plant
at uobokus has been sold to the candy
trust. and the dream Of comparatively
free aud absolutely pure marsbmal
lows and peanut brittle under the con
troll Of the city fathers has turned out
TO be a mere bit Of bankrupted rides
ccpcc."
Its all lrldescence-the whole mu.
uiclpal ownership scheme" said Mr.
Brief. the lawyer. ITS q bubble with.
out even the soap."
"Oh. I don't think that" said the
idiot. Seems TO me It's a pretty good
scheme. only they ought TO make II
comprehensive. What want to see
" the day when the municipality owns
everything that now nlls the lndIvid.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

wire. viii gase upon what appears to
be q stretch OF Eden running through
their midst. Now. what could be bet
terT'
TT seems perfectly lovely" said Mrs.
Pedagog. the IDIOTS landlady. enthusi-
a~sticaily.
who's going to pay for all thIsT"
asked Mr.. Brief. "You people don't
seem 10 take the cost Of these things
into consideration"
"who pays for the parks. the police.
the fire Department." asked the idiot.
cit will all come ont OF the pockets OF
the city. Of course. All the city has TO
do Is to establish q municipal printing
3 Establishment and publish a few
bonds whenever tie sinking fund gets
below the water ine. Say they need
a hundred million to start with. That
means only n hundred thousand bonds
Of q a value OF $1,000. Or they
might get 'em ont In smaller demon.
nations Of 500 each. no that the pep
pie could buy them and thus put q lot
OF us In possession Of n certificate of
ownership. They'd look mighty pref
~ framed and hung on the wall. The
best way TO do. however. would be to
send them over 10 England and sell
ZEN there, for II y, an established fact
that there II always somebody In Eng
land somewhere that will buy any
thing"
..u,i,., r.putpa IN no nrovel" aaid
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

and compelling the inter-
change of telephone service
and fixing and regulating the
charges therefor" The Mis-
souri, house, Democratic by a
large majority, has just de.
feated the bill intended 10
fulfill this pledge, and gave
It a second defeat on reconsid-
Aration. Tomorrow at noon
the legislature will adjourn,
50 the act of per6dy stands
nut as a deliberate betrayal Of
good faith.
But this is not all. As the
vote on the bill drew near the
lobby was prominent, and got
in its work on the floor and in
Spiriting members away. SO
hat their absence would
count in the negative. The
anne platform denounced
lobby influences, and said:
I'VE are distinctly and un.
alterably opposed TO the In.
reference of corporations IN
political affairs" IL declar.
ID that when corporations
grow strong, sand undertake
10 defy the law and exercise
heir power and influence 10
control public affairs, they
become a public menace; al
80, that "the corporate mag
late should be made 10 respect
The law that regulates the
.onduct Of the corporation AZ
ne asks others 10 respect the
law protecting the property
Of the corporation" These
are fine phrases, but proved
% be %shamefully hollow and
deceptive Globe Democrat.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
Couldn't Tell Which

Jones had come home later
than usual and had ready y
good explanation, but his wifi.
gave him no chance, and i'm
mcdiately began To tell him
what she thought ofhim. ii,
endured It patiently all even.
ing, quietly read his pape,
and went tn bed. His VIII,
was still talking.
When he was almost ASLEEP
be could hear her still scold.
ing him numerically. H,
dropped Off 10 sleep and awok'
after'a couple of hours, only
TO hear his wife remark:
II hope all the women DOM
have to put up with such con
duct NJ this"
''Annie," said Jones, ''ars
you talking again or yet?'
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
Stand by Your Paper

We hope our reaters will
not only oblige US with a kind
word occasionally when the
opportunity presents itself
but will at all times endorse
our action In exposing corrup.
tion. We have made n good
many enemies recei tly who
are active in running down
the paper and editor and
while we are neither afraid
nor alarmed, in a matter of
this kind we are unable To
hold our own unless given
moral backing by the public.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

The Wall Street panic l.
one of the leading topics o.
the day. So many cant un.
derstand the reason for The
tremendous losses when there
has been no actual loss ol
property. The reason il th'
same as the fact that the
mule worth 5000 to-day wa
worth only 800 ten year,
ago-that is, he is worth wha'
you can get for him. Publ,
confidence has been shaker
and, instead Of investing,
everyone is anxious 10 un'
load.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

The representatives at JEFF
ferson City should he com
PEELED TO bear the expense oi
an extra session to the lcgis
lature in case Governor Folk
finds IL necessary " finish
the business and pass tn,
necessary appropriation bill>
To run the state government.
Had the lawmakers spen,
less time on 'fl eak" bills
and gotten down To business
The calendar would ip all prob
ability have been cleared by
this time. This has been th'
"freakiest" fof freak assem-
blies, and tire biggest freak II
very likely Kinney, OF st
Louis, who introduced a bill
to make all bachelors between
the ages of 81 and 90 pay int
the state treasury a san
equal TO 10 per cent OF thei
annual earnings. A grea
many other such foolisl
measures have been introduc
ed which occupied more Q
less valuable time.-Mine
and Mechanic.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
It was Worse Than Bigotry.

A prisoner was brought be-
fore a police magistrate. He
looked around and discovered
that bis clerk was absent.
"Here, officer" he said,
''what's this man charged
WITH"
"Bigotry, your Honor" re-
piled the policeman. "He's
got three wives"
The magistrate looked at
the officer as though astound.
I'D at such ignorance. "why,
officer" he said, "that's not
bigotry- that's trigonome.
try"
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

We mentioned last week
that the Republicans of ST.
louis bad disgraced them
selves by nominating min,
saloonkeepers out of a poss
ible twenty-eigbt for the
house of delegates. We are
told the Democrats have gon,
them one better by nominat
inc twelve salooDkeepers ~
the Democratic ticket for th,
house of delegates.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

The big ads in the Local
papers, says an exchange, ar.
the worst shots any tow
gives the mail order houses.
They tell Of first class good
ut prices that no mail orde
house can beat. They tel
of goods the custome'
can see before he LETT
go OF the money. You cal
see what you get and you re
ceive what you buy. The
merchant who has good goods
sells them at n small margin
OF profit and tells his story
through a newspaper wh.cl
is read by the people, takc'
the most vital way of break
ing up the mail order bust
ness.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

a oHR CHAIR.
uni with care. from the toothnche and
appendicitis up TO the trolleys. theaters
and thcosophy. Did you ever think.
Dr. SquIlls. OF what q fine thing II
would DO 90 operate ON the body polite
| for a ease OF municipal nppcndicitisf
II have never let my mind dwell
upon 30 fertile n field for tbought-nc."
said the doctor. cit would DO rather
| dlnicult. wouldn't ItT'
II suppose IL would" returned the
idiot. II suppose II would be next 70
| impossible 70 etherize the whole city
government before you began 60 Crap
pie around Ia It's insidcs after the Of
Tending vermlform. but n Il could be
| done wouldn't II be ine7 Just think
OF getting rid OF all the useless nnd In
famed members OF the body polite ns
| easily ns man now sheds his personally
conducted trouble with his innnrds."
do o really believe that govern
ment could run the trolleys ms well IN
they ARC run by individunisr' asked
Mr.. Brief.
III they couldn't they'd better go ont
Of business" said the idiot. IL don't
see why they can't run street railways
an well as they run tho street man'enr'
Ing department. And think how nlccit
would be - how much envy. hatred
aud malice would disappear-ih the
people owned the trolley! For instance.
when you and ! see MIR. J. Willleboy
Duckington hiking up the pike In bis
automotroublc"-
Ills what2" demanded the lawyer.
Ills automotrouble." said the idiot.
"It's n machine run by gasoline that
breeds trouble Of Its w power. When
we see old WiIileboy scootlng along In
his car you and ! turn pale pink with
envy because we haven't anything OF
the kind 10 keep M awake nights and
before the police courts Of all the coun'
ties 'twixt Cattaraugus and Kenne'
bunk. We're too poor TO pay even. foI
that long and tolerably consistent
scent that lies In the trail OF It. and We
gnash our teeth 10 think that we never
can get our pictures In the Sunday
papers because we shall never WI one
Of those machines. hut II We as cit'
kes OF this metropolis owned the troll
leys II would DO different. When the
Green avenue and Gompers square cal
goes by we would look at Its brilliantly
lit electric Interior and smile with sat
Isfaetion. That Ia my new Whining
tom we'd say to U country cousIni
who were visiting W. Then we'd not
politely to the chauffeur. and he'd stoy
. and take IN aboard. and by and b,
the conductor would come through AM
; hand ms all q nickel
what In thunder are you talking
aboutf What on earth would tn
' conductor hand you q nickel tori" d
Z minded the lawyer.
'Eror riding on the car, OF course
said the idiot. That's tho scheme
isHft IN"
, ION. IL its' laughed the lawyer
"Weil. ! guess that's the way som
people look 'at II. What y your M
j ere idea q municipal ~ewnsrships abS
~whyr "a ~ idiot 80 4 usdsl
y stand the pvopa6anda - ~ "A, G
people q e~xponndsd on ~ G1itoSld
pages Of Dc sporttns sxtrat a. II
. New York Evenine BrishAne apdYl "a
chlcase Daily william nandolph. ~
sleipel ownsrahlp Jneens ~ DFathln
~ syeryttip9 y eigbt ~ ~ 4
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
An Inspiring Model

Little Johnnie, having In
his possession u couple Of BAN
tam hens, which laid very
small eggs, suddenly hit on a
plan. Going the next morn.
ing to the fowl.ruu, Johnnie's
father was surprised to find
an ostrich egg tied to one of
the beams, and above IL n card
with the words: keep
your eye on this and do your
best"
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
MAKES BOLD THREAT.
Millionaire Lawson Make Some
Sensational Statements.

Thomas W. lawson, the
Millionaire Wall Steet oper-
itor, who is now posing as n
reformer, sent us the follow
ing notice Saturday:
When | strike again mona will be
spared. will wreck "The Street,
nd the Innocent will go down with
he guilty II they have any stock on
iand ut that time. My power Ia I'M
limited; nothing eau stay II. am
rot golngtooxplain any further. You
nave seen INC work. You must know
nat my power Ia greater than the
"System's," and you and l and
THE Street" have always known
hat the System" is more powerful
han the Government, more powerful
shsn are the courts, legislatures,
congress and the President of the
United States comblVd, and IL all.
~,olutely controls the foundation, up.
10 which they rest-the money OF the
aation. But my power 10 greater, q
thousand, yes, q million times great
ar than theirs, They say that I have
made more money than any nan In
the world. They say that I have Ave
hundred millions OF dollars, but the
fools don't keep track OF my move.
men 5. They only know that l have
pulled I've hundred millions from my
open whirls, the onesthey have had AZ
opportunity TO keep tab on. But !
t,ll you that have made even more
10 my secret deals than the amount
they have seen me take. have had
my agent with my capital In every
Zeal, every steal the System ha,
rugged up.
THOMAS w. LAWSON.
OF course most Of this car
be taken with a "grain Of salt
but unfortunately there il
some truth 10 his statements,
Railroads and large enter
prises have ''watered'' theil
capital stock until they ar,
capitalized at two or threetiu
their real values. Now tina
the Investigations are makini
these facts public investor,
have become alarmed an.
naturally . panic in stock'
and bonds has resulted, Th'
lossesin depreciation Of stock
the past week exceeded $1,000
loco, 900. The loss by war !
smallin comparison.
The country though IL ip
prosperous condition Ant
there need " 70 fear that a.
'psnic WI axfe1d tothe &qs
Il ra 6Ssi
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
There was 4 Chance

"Going 10 send your DO,
on an ocean trip, are you?'
said q friend to q father.
"Yes," replied the father
''You see, II there is anything
in him ! think a long sea voy'
age will bring it out"
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
Lost and Found.

Lost, between $50 p. m. yesterday
nd noon 70 day, = bilious attack,
With nauses and alex headache. This
oss was occasioued by finding ~ p.
II. Frsnklin's drug store . box Of DR..
Kings New Life Pills, the guaranteed
urs for b~iliousness, malaria and
Isundics. Yc.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

In using q cough syrup, why not
got tho bestY One that comes highly
recommended 10 Bees Laxative Cough
Syrup. contains Honey ADD Tar and
10 superior TO other cough syrups Ia
many ways. Children always like IL
because IL contains no opiates, 10 o
laxative aud is guaranteed 10 give
satisfaction or your money refunded
Try Il. Sold by r. II. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
Democratic platte

The Democratic platform
adopted in Missouri last
year. and on which they car
ried the state, contained the
following absolutely direftand
definite plank: I'VE the
Democratic party pledge OUT
sslyes n psss the necessary
Iisr power y
6tric liG6ts,
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22

There err many kidney remedie,
bus few that accomplish the result
.'PineuIes''iss kidney remedy the
contains no alcohol or opiates Of sn,
kind, complies with the National Purs
Food and Drugs Law, guaranteed u
give Satisfaction. Thirty day treat
mept for ol.O0. Iuqurs about "Pineu
lesu Sold BY r. q. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-03-22
A New Use For an Apple

The tailor's sign in a it'll
inland town was an apple
simply an apple. The peo'
pie were amazed at 1t. They
came in crowds TO the tailor
asking him what ON earth ths
meaning Of the sign Was.
The tailor with acomplacenI
replieds
nIf it hadn't been for az
apple where would the cloth
ing business be to-day?"
80 = W Il" ~ IH.. ~
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-19

George A. Schadd, of Unionville,
whose body was found floating In the
river at Bay City last week, with the
head cut open and the skull fractured,
was killed by unknown persons. &C
cording to the verdict of a coroner's
jury. Although Schadd's body has
been in the water at least three days,
clots OF blood that had become hard
ened were still on his clothing. and
stains showed where the blood had
soaked through his coat and under
wear. Medical testimony was positive
to the effect that Schadd had been
struck on the head by blunt instru-
ment a considerable time before he
struck the water. The police have been
working assiduously, but without find
ing single clue as to his whereabouts
after Labor day, four days preceding
the finding of his body The police
theory Is that he was struck during a
quarrel and that he either wandered
away and fell, or else died quickly
and was thrown into the river to con.
ceal the crime
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-19
Steamship Is Fast.

The great new turbine steamer LUIS
itania crossed Sandy Hook bar at 9:03
this morning. Her log gives her time
Of passage as days and 81 minutes,
and her time of arrival or Sandy
Hook lightship as sos a. m. She
traversed 2.7S2 miles at an average
speed Of 23.01 knots. She made b93
knots Wednesday and only 4S3 Thurs
day because of fog. Arriving at sos
she failed exactly one minute to break
the German record held by the
Deutschland.
The Lusitania, however, has shat
tered the Queenstown-New York rec.
ord and considering the frequent de-
lays because of fogs will have no
trouble beating the German record on
her next trip across, providing she has
clear weather.
The Lusitania's average speed com.
pares with the Deutschlands record
speed for the Cherbourg course of
23.15 nautical miles per hour and with
the Lucanias record of 21.S1 miles
for the Queenstown course.
The Lusitania beat the record OF the
Lucania over six hours, the latter's
record being days, hours, %
minutes
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-19
Fiendish Work.

Another massacre OF Jews has taken
place in Kishineff. Armed bands of
hoodlums attacked the ghetto there as
they did in 1903. Eighty Jews were
killed and many were wounded.
AS usual, the authorities made no
attempt to stop the program or pro
tect either lives or property Of Sem
ties. Shops and houses Of Jews were
looted by bloodthirsty mobs and hun
dreds were killed or wounded while
defending their homes. The outbreak
of anti-Semitism had been brewing for
several days. Aroused to fury by bigot
ed ringleaders, rowdies gathered into
armed bands and started their attack
on the Jewish quarter.
The stores of the Jews were first pill.
LACED and their owners struck down
whenever they resisted. When they
learned there would be no interfer-
ence by the authorities the rioters
abandoned themselves to indiscrim-
mate rapine.
The Jews barricaded themselves and
their families In their homes and
fought back the rioters as long as
they were able, but in many instances
they were overpowered and paid the
penalty for their resistance with their
lives
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-19

London Inn Responsible for Origin Of
Common Saying.

The old inns of England have been
responsible for the origin of many
common sayings. An instance Of this
is the proverbial phrase He has
gone to the devil" On Fleet street.
London, near Temple Bar, was once a
tavern which was known by the strict
ly old-fashioned name, "The Devil and
Saint Dunstan." 1t was famous for its
good dinners and excellent wines, and
received a large patronage from the
lawyers of Temple Bar
1t was Familiarity known as The
Devil" and when a lawyer left his
office to go there he usually left no
tice on his door, Gone to the Devil"
There were some who patronized the
tavern to the neglect of their business,
and the notice was so regularly exhib-
tied on their doors that it finally came
to be used to characterize the man
who was losing his grip and going to
destruction.-The Sunday Magazine.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-19
Boys We're Blown to Atoms.

Leslie Ehret, IS; Bert Simmons, IS,
and Clifford Simmons, II, while hunt
ing on the outskirts of Cheboygan Sun
day morning spied shanty in a clear
ing. They opened fire on the building,
as is supposed At all events there was
an explosion that killed the boys, lev
eled trees, dug big hole in the ground
where the shanty had been and broke
lot of window glass in town. The
shanty was dynamite storehouse and
contained $50 pounds of the explosive.
The .mangled remains of the three
young hunters were found strewn
about the landscape.
An incident of the explosion was the
shaking-up given the Congregational
church, plaster falling on the heads
OF the congregation.
Ehret graduated from high school
last summer and was ready to enter
the U. of NJ September IS.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-19
a Faithful Friend.

Johnny can't come to work to-day,
SIR"
why not?"
Hes troubled somethin' awful with
heat exhaustion. sir"
"Ah, yes. It's chronic, isn't it,"
"Ye-yes, sir"
"But didn't see him playing ball In
the vacant lot this morning."
"Ye-yes, sir. You see, when he
plays ball, sir, he forgets the pain,
sir"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-09-19
Killed by Mexican Robbers.

With the announcement of the en-
gagement Of Miss Gertrude Lucille Nc
Grath. of Salt Lake City, formerly of
Detroit, to Charles Smead Mcdonald.
OF st. Louis, KY, which was received
by mail in Detroit Sunday, came al
most simultaneously the news OF the
murder of George Rose, of Benton Har-
Dor, Mich, to whom was married Miss
McGrath's sister Winifred, and the SER
ious injury of the latter.
The tragedy is announced in a tele-
gram from Dwight Furness, United
States consul at Guanajuato, Mex, and
1t says that Mr.. Rose was killed by
Mexican robbers.
Mrs. Rose was formerly Miss Wini-
fred McGrath She married Mr.. Rose
in 1900 and they have little daugh-
ter years of age. called Gertrude, for
Miss McGrath.