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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

II is stated tina, there is an epidemic
of suicide among the Koreans, Well
there is nothing like getting out OF
a country when you don't approve OF
the way 1t is governed.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

oene yalEAanks tAinks
- Jaah 49, ave pablleity
nnn1an bsse ere yellow.
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No1ea1 thsGy, bebslees.
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e - Oeoe Iy1seSsesjdsot.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

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$500 ssn1ing esel h
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go aovlgnn hvs Dssvsnt
nW1psA sol1ssA tea bayiag Q
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R0s1Do - uuse Aave fses sAips.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

In Nebraska they have discovered
a way to manufacture gas on, of corn
stalks. Hut in Kansas they rear a
breed of orators who don't seem even
to need the cOrnstalks.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

- 1issuis.sss ssoss the
49, Dnsssa&se casdt
] Ia oGlo11e ~ ssaDs Victory.
uon - n1n1 tbAa 4 = nsees-
u aq1sy ssvssal sssss and doube.
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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

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o - - ~ Aahtts Of
1Dn1A ~ YSsG A. Kiag
nn1u . u . man With tAat
1ts - % saaAostsy On osni.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

- o1goee q OAjo having failed
iG1Sr 0snaaoe Foraker would
- Gonon1Donoo Nm.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-07-31

~ Yea JsE1al q Com
- % sseont ast1ejs. shows that
II - 1s6s6ees At stzikes and
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
The First Gas Tubes,

William Murdock, Scottish minino engineer employed in the He'i,ut, mines, Cornwall appears to have Deei the first to suggest that gas might br conveyed in tubes and used instead at lamps and candles. He made yer E lious gas lantern for himself. witl wA.ch he used to light his way ove' the Cornish moors at night. This lan tern consisted of a bag filled with gas and fitted with tube, at the end ot which the gas could be lighted. Garry ing the bag under his arm, Murdock used to light his way home at night On meeting any one it Is said that he EOW~ give the bag squeeze and thus send vut long tongue of flame. This led to his being looked upon as the demon of the Cornish moors.-Londo, Telegraph.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
"The Almiqhty Dollar"

A recent headline, Rule of the Dol lar," has suggested the inquiry, Who originated the familiar phrase the almighty dollar?" It was Washington Irving in The Creole Village" which he published in 1887. The phrase be- came so popular and excited so much controversy in consequence of doubt whether the adjective was irreverent that it's author had to explain eighteen years later that he had intended mo irreverence, even to the dollar which he is we'll aware is becoming daily more and more an object of worship" Dollar is certainly one of the world < great words now, and it is difficult to realize that it only means 'valieyer," the "thaler" having been named after the Joachimsthal. in Bohemia, in whose valley it was first coined in the six teenth century Chronicle
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Let No One Boast.

Nevertheless, let no one boast. Just as every man, though he be the great est genius, has very definite Limitations in some one sphere of knowledge, and thus attests his common origin with the essentially perverse and stupid mass of mankind so also has every man something in his nature which is positively evil. Even the best-nay, the noblest-character will sometimes sur prise us by isolated traits of depravity as though 1t were to acknowledge his kinship with the human race, in which villainy-nay, cruelty-is to be found in that degree.-Schopenh
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
1t Was All Riuht,

sl.hey had evidently been quarreline |9fore entering the Sutter street car at he ferry.
 MI would thank you, Mir. Johnson, not T sit by me-" she said jelly. #'Oh, Lucy, I'll never go with he' Sain-never, never, dearie!'
 Gradually the harsh tones melted to Dft, endearing phrases. The car lad
 Dcome very crowded. It stopped at
 hn Ness.
 xkThe conductor, wedging among pas 4ngers midway of the aisle, could not ee the rear steps. With his hand on
 De bell cord, he suddenly yelled: 8"How is it back there now?' "It's all right. We've made up again. npulsively responded the young man k"Oh, Willard, he didn't mean us!'-
 an Francisco Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Suicide as Experiment.

A wealthy young man named Lean dro Improta after taking refreshment at cafe in Naples called for pen and ink and wrote a number of notes and letters. He then quietly took out a small revolver and shot himself in the breast. One of the letters found in his pocket runs:
 To the Curious Public-In this century 1t is impossible voluntarily to leave this world without great efforts being made on the part of newspapers and curious people to discover the cause of the deed. In my case wished to study metempsychosis at close quarters. Is that not fine idea? So much has been written on the subject. and 1t pleases me to discover instead of talking So I determined to die and see whether I shall be reborn in the form of some animal. It would be delightful to return to this world as lion or a rat This Is why I wanted to die. ADDIO.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
The Voice of the People.

Bob ToomOs of Georgia was massive in frame and giant in intellect. A back country paper criticised a bill he was putting through the legislature. "This sheet" he roarei. fourishing it aloft at public meeting in Marietta. "is about the size of boys shirt tail and Is called Vox Populi the voice of the people! It has been established eight years and has a circulation of 100 weekly in state with 100000 population. Voice of the people! Why, it is the voice of one of the people, and he is an illiterate ass!'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Too Much Curiosity.

A dangerous operation was being per.
 prmed upon woman. Old Dr. A., a
 uaint German, full of kindly wit and
 professional enthusiasm, had several
 ounger doctors with him. One of
 mem was administering the ether. He became so interested in the old doc fors work that he withdrew the cone rom the patients nostrils, and she pair reused and rose to a sitting pos pure, looking with wild eyed amaze ment over the surroundings. It was critical period, and Dr. A. did no, want to be interrupted. Hay down nere, woman" he commanded grufly, You haf more curiosity as a medical Student"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
British Army's First Trousers.

Perhaps the army revolution of deep est interest to the soldier himself was that effected in 1929, when for the first time he was put in trousers The an nouncement from the horse guards took the following remarkable form His majesty has been pleased to ap- prove of the disc0ntinuance of breech- es, legginss and shoes as part of the clothing of the infantry soldiers and Of blue gray cloth trousers and half boots being substituted" In order to indem- nifty the "c1othing colonels' for any hardship which the new order might cause it was decided that these gentle men should no longer be called upon to provide the waistc3at of Tommy. but that Tommy should himself supply 1t out of his shilling day To reaS- sure him it was pointed out that he was in a position to ;lH So with com fort, because he wolli,; no lon@er haze to buy gaiters.-London Chronicle.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
# Paws to Advertise,

A theatrical manager was holding forth on the value of publicity the oth- CT day and pointed his moral with this: "When the teacher was absent from the schoolroom, Billy. the mischieyous boy of the class, wrote on the black board:
 "'Billy Jones can hug the girls bet ter than any boy in school
 "Upon her ret.@ the teacher called him up to her desk.
 "'William, G.d re@ v~isa that: she asked, pointing to tle a.aeG'aa.al "'Yes, ma'an.,' sad Billy.
 "N'cll, you may say after seh55.' said she, 'a8 pun AG.aae.'
 The other pupils waited for o.'i% come out, and then t-ry tr-7G @.g.H- him.
 "sl;ot licking. a..,-'e s5-."
 "'E0pe,' said D...T.
 "C0t5 5ave1:'
 "'N0pe.'
 "'Ylat C.d sAo G5. they asked. "'sh2n't tell so.l Billy, but t peez b a2vcItise f--gas G15.a2e rez. F. and Leader
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Aids to Humanity.

No women have done more for hu manity and for the individual than the old maid reformer and the old maid aunt There is none to whom we owe deeper debt of gratitude and none whom we could not better spare. says writer in the Cosmopolitan, for be sure of this. God sends old maids into the world to do the work that the rest of us leave undone.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
n.,,;er and the Fenian Leade.'.

M hen John O'Leary, the fenIan er was released from prison Ill 1 after spending five of the twenty
 Is to which he was condemned for elony he went to Paris, where spent tbe next fifteen years of his e Tie revolutionary leader used to how when crossing in the packet
 France he met Du Maurier, then a 1 nc man, going to Paris to study I& They, became warm friends, lodg. W together in the same building,
 tere they became acquainted with jib b other artists, whom Du Maurier
 made famous in his popula-
 Dry 'Trilby" as The Laird and The Hronet. It was to O'Leary, who had Zen medical student in Paris long More he threw in his fortunes witb de Fenian movement. that Du Mau Fer owed his first glimpse of bohe Han life in the French capital.-West anster Gazette.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
The Whole Show.

When Bubinstein was travelling through the United States upon con cert tour it chanced that Barnum's cir GUS followed exactly the same route chosen by the great Russian. On one occasion when the train was filled with the like the guard, noticing perhaps Rubinstein's remarkable appearance asked him, Do you belong to the show?" Turning his leonine head with a sayake shake, Rubinstein fiercely growled out, Sir, I am the show"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
n,,,,,fr7 Room.

rio7s and rasrett2ble reTIFa. O.
 r1 ~drarg il the sense of with.
 occurs in drawing room Here Eigt9al meaning of the word is ecause of it's lamentabIe prohah-
 by the uneducated. NoDoay,
 it mentioned as "droying 2;
 at it's best or as "drorlng room ,c:2.. vorst." would suspect it of being \ to which to withdraw for relax 1 Most words Of the kind, though ro hotter claim to our admiration naav have ! worse one to oaf 1 of language. "Parlcr' is an uGiF l., from tle old monasteFial par or room where speaking was al b ond "bordoir," that early Nicto Expression of gentiiitE. bc&an hf . room to &I,l!; in sitting room [stranae instance of the confusloa Il Arsc and effect, and so is living :" We come back to "lfaWlli" I'' as to honest words. at least lon Notes and Queries.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
I he Ministers Iext

A little girl came home from church tue other day and was asked what the Mlnlster's text was. Don't be afraid. and 1 will get you a bedouilt" was the astonishing answer.
 investigation proved that the central thought of the sermon had been. "Fear nos' ana will send you comforter" Technical World VI 'N'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
-#Z

@7e<@ 15 Se5as
 44= ge1sr E5 Gz,z= daesses, H5~. Union station.
 "foa VI. e@a9ss ne. ST, bat isa thts''-
 The passeag44. s..e,ogt waiting = the other to finish, respondcd.
 "Your umbrella? Well, presaa.e j is, sir. You vii! allow me to ess.s.,.l.. that I picked it ID on coming o@t a1 the train just now. have great plea ure in restoring it to the rightful own er''
 The stranger expressed his thanks and quickly made off.
 A few minutes later the same stran- ger, with a brand new umbrella tucked carefully under his arm, asked another individual the same question he had intended to ask the man who handed him the umbrella.
 You will excuse me, sir, but isn [ this the nearest way to Fifth avenue:" Kansas City Independent
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
The Result,

A nervous passenger on the first day |ot the outward voyage importuned the captain to know what would be the result II the steamer should strike an !ceoerg while it was plunging through the fog. "The iceberg would mov., right along, madam" the captain re. pAeo courteously, just as If nothing nad happened And the old lady was greatly relieved.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
,,.. Are Machines.

pr ncopIe. I wonder e's
 conSlas' 1'n0s to do work, furnaces na'1,pss P necessary fuel is ,,ln3F barnea s'e
 n he, lit which wornout parts ', e', ale
 ps III storerooms S in which fue' ana mo I|G laid away for use when al ? rnrther, arg ie1, like any other piece piece
 l tut'n the body works better prtoin ra5d1' circumstances. Its Lire. fires tta~ ef,~ln with fuels of certain SC, sorts. $,
 IsI ,5 certain t.. proportions and ,i,.l II looo n oTl in -'l, perfect condition unless 55,5 e5 s5sy With l.l proper materials. ,,l.,..'l Man a @,tg adtg because he is hungry. y fo4 sat' 5n.i2tns DaSi5@: materials with
 TOT i,oir inc waste that is al- t5nr o re9ol@ 5n and sI4 for fuel to keep t. p.n7 ,a an and it is rather "dnie5E ELe supply t wants lQE ,t eo,, eae-. -, Z, (1+P9IP5l a5r.Sfns d.ge5ti0Io for either |,rn3nT %n3 and complains and pun, E. 'qufo qnnfortunate possessor if 1t is 6nerly tre2tel.-e'rittenaen Aias. 1 St. Nicholas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Just as a Precaution.

In a small village in the south of Scotland an elder in the parish church was one day reproving an old woman who was rather the worst for liquor by saying, Sarah, don't you know that you should dy from the tempter?'' Sarah Not too we'll pleased)-Flee yer ser! Elder-Oh, Sarah, I have flown! Sarah-Aweel, think yell be nane the waur O anither flutter.-Scottish Amer ican.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Only a Dream.

Wlfe-I dreamed last nieht thot .r ""' Ill snop that was simply full cf tue ioVellest bonnets. and Husband snastily)-But that was only a dream. ny oear. Wife-I knew that before I ~oAe up' because you bought one for
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
The Focus,

Three sons who had gone west to make their fortunes in cattle raising wrote home for an appropriate name tc give their ranch. The reply. Focus" did not seen especially suitable until the explanation was forthcoming, ''The place where the sons raise meat."-. Lippincott's.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
The Possibility.

Stage MaEager-Great snakes. Stop! Don't move that scene yet.
 Supe-It's most time.
 Don't touch it. Juliet is there deao in the tomb. If you move that canvas 1t will let in draft and she'll sneeZe. Kansas City Independent.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Takes Them In.

Teacher-Have you looked up the meaning of the word 'imbibes," Fan ny? Fann!-Yes, ma'am. Teacher = We'll, what does 1t mean? Fanny-To take in. Teacher Yes. Now give a sentence using the word. Fanny-My aunt imbibes boarders.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
ConqeniaI Endowment.

The high prize of life, the crownins fortune of man. is to be born to some pursuit which finds him in employ ment and happiness. whether 1t be to make baskets or hroadswords or canals or statues or songs.-Emerson.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
4 Peculiarly of Criminals.

Policemen. Il sp.ee = taa.s foa4'..s in solving what appear to be 1=z-a 0r less simple problems, are fond sf as- serting that the ordinary erlmtaas ne trays an amazing lack or originality, h support of this they point out that when a criminal Is arrested after do. ing one stretch" the second charge against him is generally for the same sort of crime. They explain this by saying that each failure or each los3 shows the "crook'' some point of which he had been ignorant, and it is easy for him to convince himself that next time he will avoid that mistake and be successful. When he fails and is ar rested thc law shows him just where he bun@!"d, and the gamblers love of taking lance urgf him to try his luck at .,p old game once more. Then there i also always to be considered the unconscious and gritty determi- nation to make a success of the thing anyhoW.-New York Tribune.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
IT. B. As Poem.s

Thomas Bailey AlGrch was fond of retelling that anccdote of his own boy ish daring which appears in his 'Ponk apog Papers," to the effect that upon first entering James T. Fields office in the Old Corner Bookstore his eyes fel! upon that kindly editor and publishers memorandum b00E, open upon the la ble. Mr. Fields wes absent for the moment, and the youthful poet could not help noticing tla Impressive list of agenda: Don't forget t3 Ma5, F. ". r. h.s co4sr.s.,9 ".=I't a9a@5t a. ". H,'s pHooss.' ezs.. ..Aeee@n tIia 'youn@ Milton. '#.a na@..taIy 95sf.l to 8uoceeI ta a.s profession. upon t,3a .aa. Grat-.a look, .z.a-s forget t- e-t :. F. A-'s r7.l.." "...- GisaIrHsr..- El. .a..l ..ls a.7. paid tgr ae.. tzst -...-l'.aas a- s.... 1Ir. .Ala4l e.tzt. >ea5 ia#-s=, cd. Ig. s.e re=-,.~ 5r. .a.-
 lost lis G-.ea ea..2l 5=1'-. t- .--a bearers af s..= l4a.#ss ....e.a.e.l ,-s
 that hal o.zs se==s. h'= 9H-..-..-= ,gut.o
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Able For the Rest.

William, were you ever whipped at school?" queried the visitor
 "Only by the teacher" was the rath- CT significant reply.-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
SPRAYED.

One Day mare, sway back, branded On left hind hip with letter H, both hind feet white from hoof to fetlock, was turned out of my yard, 701 South Mulberry street, Saturday, August IT, Finder will be rewarded s5 by return ing same to H. Howard, 701 South MuIberry street.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09
Kept a Good T.hio

nsowh-heeps good table, does sh. H M Nooinson-Excellent. Solid oak nas mad It for years.--New York Trib une. o'A A''o
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-09

The population of the world averages 1O9 women to avery 100 men.
Graham guardian., 1907-01-11
IntereatinR Tests In Prospect.

DIR. Wiley of the department of agri'
culture has begun preparations for n
series Of cold storage tests. These tests
will continue through the winter and
spring, terminating probably on July l
next. Under his orders a number Of
chickens, ducks, eggs, vegetables and
other products have been carefully Sc
lected and marked and then placed in
cold storage, In addition to these 1t Is
understood that he will also have some
rabbits, venlson, grouse, quail and 9th
er game placed in cold storage shortly.
The final tests, Of course, VIII not take
place until next year, but during the
time intervening notes will be made Oh
such changes as may take place In the
appearance and general keeping quail.
ties Of the foods.-American Cultlva.
kdf
Graham guardian., 1907-01-11
Todd's Hall
Stafford
Three Nights
Commencing
Thursday Jan 10,
M a tinee
Saturday

day. She also has two A. R. o.
daughters
Grace Fayne End is double
daughter Of Aalue Solo 3rd's Tri-
tonla Netherland bull of which
Mr.. Gillett says; Il have never
known Of a sire that did greater
work as herd bull, taking all
points into consideration, than
Aaltje Salo 3rd's Tritornia Meth
erland He has thlrty,two A. r. o..
daughters, twelve of them with
records above twenty pounds of
butter in seven days"
johanna Aaggie 3rd before men
toned was sired by Sarcastic Lad
that has produced twenty A. R 0.
daughters, was champion bull at
the ST. Louis Exposition and is
now owned at the Illinois Expert
ment Station.
Another heifer calf is a double
daughter of Almeda Leucke's
Piebe DeKol, a grandson of AalJe
Salo 3rd's Tritomia Netherland
through one of his best daughters.
This bull went east to New York
from Wisconsin at very large
figure last year.
All Of the female ancestry of
these calves in the first three gen
eratlons have A. r. o. records
averaging over fifteen pounds of
butter-fat in seven days and are
the halt-sisters of over 100 other
A. r. 0. COWS.
JOHN B. MILLER.
Graham guardian., 1907-01-11
dad, HERES TO YOU"

We happened in a home the
other night, and over the parlor
door saw the legend worked 10
letters of red, "What is Home
Without q Mother" Across the
room was another brief, "God Bless
our Home" says an exchange.
Now what's the matter with
"6od Bless our DadH" He gets
up early, lights the fire, boils an
egg and wipes off the dew of the
dawn with his boots, while many
mother is sleeping. He makes
the weekly hSnd,out for the butch
er, the grocer, the milkman and
baker, and bis little pile is badly
worn before be has been home an
hour.
If there is noise during the
night dad is kicked in the back and
made to go down stairs to find the
burglar and kill him. Mother
darns the socks, but dad bought
the socks in the first place, and the
needles and the yarn afterwards.
Mother does up the fruit; well,
dad boughtit all, and jars and
sugar cost like the mischief,
Dad buys the chickens for the
Sunday dinner, carves them him
self, and draws the neck from the
ruins after everyone else is served.
"What is Home Without q Moth
err" Yes, that is all right, "but
what is home with father?" Ten
chances to one IT'S a boarding
house, father is under a slab and
the landlady is the widow. Dad,
here's to you-you've got your
faults-you may have lots of'em--
but you're all right and we will
miss you when you're gone.
Graham guardian., 1907-01-11

The consolidation of the Union
and Central canals will prove to
be the wisest move made in canal
circles since the settlement of this
valley. 1t will save thousands of
dollars annually to the farmers,
at the same time giving them a
surer water supply. More people
rely upon these two canals than
upon any four in the valley. The
Union has safe head and good
canal. Both companies will be
greatly benefited. The value of
their stock will double in less than
a year.
Graham guardian., 1907-01-11

Unless something is done to care
for the food waters that menace
the eastern portion of Stafford and
Layton and the farming lands ad'
joining, one of these days the peo-
pie living there will wake up and
find themselves homeless and farm
less. Would ii not be good idea
TO prevent thisl
Graham guardian., 1907-01-11

THE annual midwinter number
of the Los Angeles Times, illus.
trated, issued January lst, is a.
hand. 1t is a fne piece Of Journal
ism, one of which the Times man.
agement may feel justly proud
II consists of one hundred and six.
ty finely printed and illustrated
pages, devoted to California, Ari
coma and Sonora, twenty pages of
which are devoted to Arizona.
Each county received an individ-
usl write up. All of her principal
cities and industries receive ample
mention and her resources are
fully described.
Graham guardian., 1907-01-11
The Right Name

Mr.. August Sherpe, the popular
overseer of the poor, at Fort Mad
son, Ia, says; CDR. Kings New
Life Pills are rightly named; they
act more agreoably, do moro good
and mako one feel better than any
other laxative" Guaranteed to
cure bihousness and constipation
25 cents at all druggists.