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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

perm SObn BOebm Der Better
bes alteu Ndermann'ideu Gisen'
tbums bat fif beueseu Iuiien einen
1O.Bus breiten Strsifen Der aduae
Der 9Dtte mad an bic st. gauls @e'
msinOe fir elm @erinaes abSutreteu,
bamit Elm neuer Ginsuns BON Der 2.
Strasen CUR neuen STRIDE eeihofen
ruerben fam. Der Bea Ourf bic
aGsp sur Rirhe mar unfreunbliA unO
unpaFenb, unb wirb bic gteusruns
ausemein nit @enustbuuus entoe.
eeneen0mmen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Der iunse 6elig Bauer non stOrp
pin be, bier BEL Or. SrDdbuuien
&uti fer mar unO iest gOllsia in ct.
aouis 1T mar nnianss Der 8oae bier
III BeIud.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Nuf ben S4neasasen Dalid fub'
renO aabs OieIs @Ode fur gufusiere
bic in Sermann uuO weiter OftIi4
einRieaen, Eur gtebpldbe.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Jrl. oanna Ban strnaten retite
@Dntas mad ct. aOuis UNI mad 8
Eapen BON On naH aanias gitp su
eeben no Ie au bleibsn seOenit.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

5rnu emil Bedmnnn tam SOnn'
tag pom einem mebrtdsiaeu Gufsnt'
battle uOn ct. 9puis 3urad nit Der
auten Nnbriat baB ie iid feline
Operation 81 u~ntersiebsn braude.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Grau ais3ie 8nrnebosen mar Oieie
@D8e mebrere Gage in Ct. Souls
gum geiu4. Sbre 8srUunOts. Jruu
@eu. 5haumburs DOn ebenOuielbf
pel6e bier mar, reiite nit 0eim.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SaeOb 9uebler bot uuf ieinen
@obnbaus on Der sseit 8. strnbe Ell.
men balben gtud Oarautieseu laiien
unb baOurb spei iH6ne Rdume CT.
halten.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

6rau Sneab ROmmel BON GbamOis
mar ausaunes Der lesten Bohe bier
81 Seiua, bod tpurOe ibr suieutbalt
bier absethr3t Oura bic ytadridt
b0b ibr, anpeieubeit gu Sauie me.
aen einostrpHenen Seiudss e~rfurber.
lia iet.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

go es eewiniAt wirO uerfertieen
mir anSasc nod NaB. ssir baden
1000 Ruiter non welae ibr mdblen
i6nut; mir seipen fie euh serne.
Gfsner & Son.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

6srmann BfOertner elm fraberer
GinwObnsr pun Snaren County iest
in 9reOe. gsebrustu, an 6Hia, mar
@Ont0a bier. 81 bate gerwanote
bel SOttsiu beiunt unO mar aud
beim tranten Better Senrp gIOertnsr
In Berger eeweien
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Serr Gb. 8. RusOiesr, s6asme,.
fer bes SuucOmitss Der ct. gauls.
SemeinOe eriudt hermit uae ibrs
ssssiduetsn 8eiMdse fur ben Hau
Der nsuen airne bod iDfurt entri4.
ten s=uUIen Ou Ous GOmite Der Gel.
Der beubtbist IL.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

5rau Rarp Merteus reiite 9ien'
ftas na6 Dallas. 9srus, um in ibren
bOrtisen Seim ibreu 8inoern linb
Ssrunnteu einen mebrwoasntliAen
8eiut absuaatten.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SRI. 9Ottie glattner friber pun
Sernann, bat iid am samitaG nit
Serrn Suft. @eiss in ct. Souls Der,
heiratet.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Der fraber in Berger uber bic les'
ten 8 Sabre in GrurtOn tbatias Re'
tboOifeu BreOissr Req. 8iltennins
bat am lesten gOuntas feline Gbs
i9iebaprebist sehalten unO miro fiH
pom grebistamte surad sieben unO
in BnrrentOh ieuis Gage beihliesen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

5reunb Mite Reumann fen, bon
aittte Berger sins samitus nub st.
aonis UNI Oa EOdter unb Sawieser'
iDbn ~ beInHen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SOhn Reibburt tnuB felt 8 Enssu
tussen Hranfbeit Oas Saus hateu.
Eir irsuen uns beri9ten gu tbnusn
nas er auf Der Beferuua III.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Sn Der Gnnilie 8m. Steel 1T am
aetttpUd 4benO Der stOrd einse'
iebrt unO bat Oaisltit Elm tletnes
Naabaen hinterlnKen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SOhn 8. 3Osel Der bel gRt. ster.
ling cine prObe Hurm bsiist war
Muutup bier. Gr cling mad ct.
hubert unb SsbsG no 60 iraber
mnhnte.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Ri&arO eUehnts unO iein 5ObH
Gbarles reiften uOrseitern nod st.
Souls UNI mebrsre Gage Ou 81 blsi'
Ben.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

unIere Ruuoen bic ibr Announcement
nit 5euerbOls beSublen wOaen fiuo
eriuat iOlbss iObnIO ais mOeIi6 su
brineen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Reu. o. B. Snmes rsite ROntae
uuH ct. Souls UNI ou ieine sObne
3u beiudeu. Gr pirO uaAfte 8Oae
pieOer bier iein.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SObnnp SOffmunn uOu airtwOOO
fam setisrn bier an I'M ieinen auf
Der Sasb psrlesteu SruOer gbas.
oOfmann gu beiufen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

.Etlns@ ber bette $Ortlnnb Cement
jest So per Sud, in srbsersu Guam.
titdten biqiser.
SsD. gUbns.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SOhn 9traub 1T Jest BUrter i'm
giienbabn Depot an SteGs pom So.
ieph Rebiamen Der abaeOantt bat.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

3as @rntebanifeit feiert bic ct.
gauls. @emeinbe am SOnntasmuraen
bee IS. OttObers. Die btesidbrise
@rnte III einsebeima; tnst uns mad
after Oeuti&er unO tirhli6 &rifliH'
&c Sitte bas Damien utdt uerpeieu.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

grDf. %. o. Bel aebrer sermani.
Ifer Spra4en in Der staats timber.
fiat ruar 6rettae unb SOnntas bier.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SRI. Clara 5aes III am ROntag
mad ct. auaia ssreiit um Oa gu bIei.
ben.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Serr unO 5rnu 5ris 9eueubereer
pom @Orriiun pnren anlanss Der
ssOds bier bsim BruOsr 90. asusn.
berger su 8etuA.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Gran u. 6. DUnabue uOn SOOn'
bile. WO., il felt sOuntus bier bel
ibrsn glteru Capt. German unO Sat-
tin au BeIuE.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SacOb Sennebsreer unb 9beO.
RUa uOn ROrriiOn, runren sOnntus
unb Muntaa bier
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Srnu g. 6. RObpn cling IittwO4
mad ct. Souls unO MIL beute pie'
bertDmmen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

@ir baden mebr stnaft nor sinsn
ilsinen. ostrnntenen Mann, ats Dor
stUei srOhen nh9ternsru gsdnusrn.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Die &tttue gbilipp 5rp il mad
ct. Souls sesussn bn lire ainOer uae
ba mubnen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Grl. Rnrtbn tleii& wet&e 4 sSO'
den in 8aniaR urO ct. louis aus
bra&te tam DRittuOd uieber Ssim.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

6enrp Bolt uOn BOtsOnm mar
gittwOh bier. Or butte Seiadft'
lifes gu er:ebiesn.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

5rau SObn Ri@mann mar Snms'
tas in Berger bel Der 5umiIie 1euru
gfOertner su Ssiua.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

5rl. arna 8uhlmann reiite Diem
flag mud ct. IOuis nm lansere Belt
Oa 81 permeiIen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SRI. alma Streblp ains Sumitas
fur mebrsre BO&sn Seiuasweiie
mad ct. 9Ouis.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SnHs, Der unnerwafIlte, madt
elm trnuria @efht. gr bilOet fih
elm BOB er irnni isil.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Serr gaut Shusb lift am samftae
rieber Seim mad g~Offsputas, aan'
ins eereif.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

frau Sutia 9eiae uno 5rau Souls
Rod ruaren felt 5nmitue in ct.
Souls gu 8eiud.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Seq. Sner. in felt %uOraeftern au'
Elm paar Gage in ct. Souls.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04
s s !!

Better friiHer sofa gOrtlanbA
gemsnt gu so Gents ben Sad 1T 81
Uertaufen bel
Eetotte BrOs.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

SRI. gnrrie Supp 1T uOn ct. 9Ouls
bier bel ibren Gltern au Teiuh.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Gem etorH hrs einerIei obs
Gepiel aIsbt ubsr nIat. Rinbsr byinat
eE bOa
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04
gu baden bel @alter Bros.

abOnnirt aut Oas Sermunner
8Oltsblntt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Rddfen Runtns GbenO geriumm-
lung bes @emeinberntbs.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

Gliee - Glusi1lne uno @eIhw IRE
ruerDen inurem Napen in Der Reeel
Sueelhrieben. Gin einfnHes WitteI,
On8 Dir cine friibe, blibenOe @e'
fihtSfarbe eiebt, 1T 6Oaifters &ufp
MDuntain Ebee. S5 Gents, 9bee
Ober Inbletten.
gu haben bel @alter 4ros.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

@UutUs uUn &oufteuten, Snrmern, @eIe1.
ihufteu, GUrpOratiOnen unO grlOotleuten.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

II uuS GreOlfbrlefe nad1 nIen Tbetlen Der @elt
nusaefent.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-10-04

ssssssIesae !. ,nYsrtesiI.ss 6s,Yinn $4,000.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
CRAVEN FARM RECLUSE DEAD, MIDST MONUMENTS
Eccentric Genius Spent Years Carving Huge Bouders
in His Remote Retreat

Rome YAfter having lived u and spent
carving the
bouders his
this
life to
handiWok has
his
which
aegoca which
ne Soho ocH by eccentric old farmer who lived there with his old wife
Boody
e ana from gimpses be of Lake Oneida Only by
Boody worked
OF his handiwork with hammer 2 7
each OF distinguished
lawn studded with
old man. Among
lngton trankln
Roosevelt
hontas
LETT
slain the peeheid The Rock Of Fame Boody called IT.
contains te BENJAMIN
george washington One OF the features the place
he IONS ana ten horses used the immense
wanted placed Another
traced weighs
Body Bible
making melody
IN early NE Boody travelling phrenologist dabbed
nio taxdemy
OF health once when he
scess developed both calling
a success
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
Couldn,t BLOW out The Light.

An electric light globe securely
slowed away in the grip of a pretty
Highland Park coed almost caused
pandemonium in her rooming house
Tuesday night and badly scorched
her clothing The girl, who had just
come to the college from her coun-
try home, did not know the workings
of an interior electric system.
With her roommate away, she pre-
pared for bed alone with the light
burning The glare disturbed her
rest and she decided to hide its use
fulness. 1t would neither blow out
nor go out by any exterior arrange
ments that she could see. Finally
despairing of her efforts for dark
ness, she placed her grip on stand
and placed the swinging light in it
and closed the sections together.
When her roommate Joined her for
the night she discovered the odor
of burned clothing and it's cause.
Because of the danger of students
blowing out the gas the college au-
thorities have placed hanging cleo
trio lights in all the rooms. The
switches are on door sill securely
concealed from view-Des Moines
Leader.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24

The eloquent lecturer was discours.
ing on the wonders of nature.
Depressing for a moment" he
said, did 1t ever occur to you that
there is not principle in mechanics
not single ingenious device In the
application OF power, that has not
been anticipated in the marvellous
structure OF the human body? Take
the familiar instance of the cogwheel.
The first cogwheels, so to speak,
were the knuckles of the human
hand Double your fists, put them
together in front of you, with the
backs upward, placing each knuckle
of one fist in the depression between
two knuckles on the other fist. Hold
Ing them slightly together in this
manner, oscilate them back and
forth, and you have the original
geared machinery that suggested the
cogwheel. When you go home, boys
place the knuckles Of your fists to-
gether in this same way, put them
under heavy weight, and you will
find that by imparting cogwheei
motion to them you can lift 25C
pounds with perfect ease"
When the boys went home they
tried 1t and found 1t wasn't true
They had listened to another nature
faker Chicago Tribune.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
NEW WRINKLES IN POSTOFFICES
Postal Notes Automatic Stamp Vending


the recommendations which to be BY
% some remarkable changes @ @ in postal facilities the United ed Stat States An
Congress
tn
one nt tR9oushoS e eouDry
1 ns w depend eoo th % % @ p Pow % en
Probably the Important
ons which the proposes make Will be that
The system at ssabhed greatly increased eaeiency t
@ p that the for e
the delivery
ANSWERS COUNTRY
Two interests opposing the parcels this
ssS5 5s;s sP
a Of witt it the @ s
ions ot the
s a nj
ne9n nit s Ms and he
adopted will pound
any city pooee delivery from % the % dsbutng o % the
" at Se % @ 0s said oue he
pound up pound wenae cents for package
considering advisabity recommending
s 5 p0 esv wilt IT be- % 5 eg % qaS oDgesa g os sDss an stS
Rhs ofaaE' m sna @ S @ % @ h
ms of n , @ and Da, st9 that & a for
@ @ from from sse4 @ & wVe eSn G1n per pound and an increase in the weight
POSTAL
, matter OF great public interest which shall recommend for
nd ayRE n W
savings @ banks give them opportunity
eposng savings Our object bring
channels
to the prosperity throughout
find that there public
and the purpose OF the department to recommend such in de-
eighty ninety cents 81 and up $3.50 1t is the intention to have these
notes designated small will be
time time VIII be saved as no adces to be sent From cent to nine
Tests of stampvendng machines will be begun this month and
the
convenient to the public in facilitating the sale Of stamps
OF rural delivery
lent In many parts of the country that this service and
pshed in the this feeling
and $4,000 expended during
lures delivery estimated
showed
The
isolation which the
Medical establishment
is having its country patrons
because OF 1t insanity the decrease
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
Rare And Peculiar Drugs.

A writer in Wissen fuer ALE
throws some interesting light on rare
and peculiar drugs. Saffron, he
points out, would strike an ordinary
observer as decidedly expensive at
Sl3 pound (to change marks into
our coinage), until told that II is
composed of the central small por-
tions only of the flowers of the GRO
Gus, 10000 of which 1t takes to make
a pound. Altar of roses sells at $112
odd per pound, and 1t takes 10000
pounds, or nearly five tons, of roses
to obtain one pound of the oil.
Aconitine, extracted from the root
of monkshood, is said to be the very
strongest poison extant, the dose be-
ing one-six hundredth of a grain
1t Is sold at the rate of $10S per
ounce.
Turning from the vegetable to the
animal world in search of rare drugs,
the writer refers to the musk OF the
Asiatic deer, which at $24 to $50
an ounce must be prize to the
willy hunter. In some of the tropical
seas, a floating, sweet-smelling mass
of ambergris is met with worth at
present $50 per ounce, or $3.50 per
pound in the market. The AMBER
girls is said to be the diseased hillary
product of the whale.
Another peculiar product in use
as a drug is solution of the pure
venom of the rattlesnake, given oc-
caslonally in malignant scarlet fever;
while less strong, II perhaps hardly
less repulsive, is powdered cockroach,
which, in six-grain doses, has been
prescribed, with good effect, 1t is
said, for dropsy Philadelphia Kec-
ord.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
Old soAISERs
Get Saturated With Caffeine.

When a person has used coffee for
a number of years and gradually de-
clined in health, 1t is time tle coffee
should be left off in order to see
whether or not that has been the
cause Of the trouble.
A lady in Huntsville, Ala, says she
used coffee for about 40 years, and
for the past 20 years has had severe
stomach trouble. 81 have been treat
ed by many physicians but all in
vain. Everything failed to give re-
lief. Was prostrated for some time,
and came near dying. When ! re-
covered sufficiently to partake OF food
and drink tried coffee again and 1t
soured on my stomach.
II lnally concluded that coffee was
the cause OF my troubles and stopped
using it. / tried tea in its place and
then milk but neither agreed with
me; then commenced using Postum,
had II properly made and 1t was very
pleasing TO the taste.
II have now used II four months,
and my health Is so greatly improved
that | can eat almost anything l want
aud can sleep well. whereas, before,
! suffered for years with insomnia.
IL have found the cause Of my trou-
bles and way to get rid of them.
You can depend upon it appreciate
Postum" There's Reason. Read
THE Road 70 Wellvil.s,v In pkgs.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
EHect Of Snn baths.

THE taking of sun baths is one
of the most healthful things in the
world" said Evan T. Roberts, OF
Cincinnati, at the Tulane Several
years ago / visited Germany, and
while there was taken down with
nervous prostration. | called In the
BEST specialists of Berlin. They told
me | needed more exercise, more
fresh air and more sunlight. The
first thing they made me do was to
take sun baths, | stripped and would
go out in the yard every morning
and lay for 40 minutes in the broil-
ing sun. 1t was not so hot, but felt
so to me, as l was unprotected.
Well, sir, in. few days l began to
feel better. In three weeks | was
pronounced a well man. The sun
baths certainly did the trick for me-"
Nashville Tennessean.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
As She is Wrote.

This Is sample of English as she
is wrote" by German firm which
wishes to tell Americans how t. use
new mechanical salt cellar;
III is necessary, that is emploid
only salt-table very fine ailled and
very dried. Another salt is to pound
and to dry previously than In this
case it is forming masses (crumbs)
It is necessary that the salt cellar Ia
not placed humid and is not touched
with hands vets. BY good and ra-
tional use the cellar is functonning
blameless and Is of unlimited durabil-
ty. The cellar is the best, Judge.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
Digestion Not n yoJ,e.

If the United States Congress
should give up a week to the discus
sion of proper methods of eating and
the ways Of curing weak stomaehs,
a laugh would go up from one end
of the United States to the other, and
there would be more ridicule than
was caused by President Roosevelt's
effort to promote simplified spelling.
This lack of appreciation of the mat
ten is the real root of the evil. Once
the public gets to feel that half of
the human ills comes through neglect
and abuse OF the digestive apparatus,
the difficulty will be half remedied.
The man with bad digestion
makes a bad citizen; no one knows
how much criminality finds it's basis
In mind warped through improper
nourishment. The healthy man with
a good stomach makes good citizen.
He feels right, talks right, and acts
right. If we all had good stomachs
countless evils would disappear fror,
our lives.
We are more sensitive to adultera-
tion than to abuse of food. All Amer
lea was aroused over the packing
house disclosures made in 1905. and
when the Government Committee of
Investigation reported that the
charges were true. Congress gave us
a pure-food bill. Much the same bill
had been Knocking at the doors OF the
National Legislature for twenty ears
before, without being heard. The
popular voice was at last raised and
relief followed. From "The Crime of
Uneducated Eating" by Charles II.
Cochrane, in the Metropolitan Maga-
zine.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
A Syndicated Lady.

The Census Taker-Your name
mum?
II don't know"
beg pardon, NUM-"
I've been divorced. At present
my name is Mrs. Jones in this State.
In several States it is Miss Smith,
my maiden name, and in three States
it is Mrs. Brown, my first husband IS
name"
This your residence, NUM-"
81 eat and sleep here, but have
a trunk in neighboring State, where
l am getting a divorce from my pres
ent husband"
Then you're married at PRESENT."
I'm married in Texas, New York
and Massachusetts; divorced in South
Dakota, Missouri, Alaska, Oklahoma
and California; bigmist in three
other States and a single woman in
eight others. Chicago Tribune.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24
A Family Puzzle

Atkinson-The family seems to be
somewhat mixed.
Hughes-Yes, 1t is; the woman is
the mans third wife, and the man
is the woman's second husband; the
baby is the child of the woman's
second husband by his third wife,
the twins are children of the man by
his first wife, the girl with the red
hair is the womans child by her
first husband, and the boy with short
trousers is the son of the man by
his second wife, and that little girl
standing over there by the woman's
second husband is another of the
lwoman's children by her first hus-
band. Life.
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The stingicst Nam.

about the stingiest man l have
ever seen" said a local oculist the
other day, was an old fellow who
came in here not long ago to be fitted
with glasses In examining HIS eyes
| found that he could scarcely see
with one OF them. and yet the trouble
was one that could be remedied by
a slight operation. asked him
about having the eye attended to.
but he said mo, ! guess I'll lust
let 1t go out, and then I'll only have
one of 'em to fool with when / get
glasses. can Just save the cost Of
that extra lens each time, '--Cleye-
land Plain Dealer.
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the kidney secretions we're badly dis
ordered. l was completely worn out
and discouraged when began using
Doan's Kidney Pills. but they went
right to the cause of the trouble and
did their work we'll. l have been
feeling we'll ever since"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y,
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Plutocratic LeyitY.

The stockholders of the X, Y. and
q. Railway were about to hold their
annual meeting.
Well" said the secretary, Shall
we proceed to cut the melon?"
Il suppose we may as WELL" an
swered the president. but first we
will pull a turnip"
Saying which, he looked at his
watch to see If 1t was time to open
the meeting.-Chicago Tribune.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-10-24

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. j: CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known Il. j.
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, kINNAN Il MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally act
ing directly upon the blood and mucuous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation,
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Frenzied Finance.

Long hear you have married
your landlady?
Short-Your hearing is good.
Long-What on earth prompted
you to make such misalliance?
Short--Well, / owed her three
months board and she said If /
didn't pay up she would sue me.
So | married her to prevent litiga-
ton, and now she won't get cent.
Chicago News.