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Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
HEALTH and SPIRITS
Ars Restored by pr. williams Pink
Pills in Gases Of Debility and
Dependency.

General debility is caused by men.
tai or physical overwork with imper-
feet assimilation Of nourisnment, or
by some acute disease from whicl
the vital forces have been Frustrated
and the entire organism weakened SO
as not to easily rally. To restore
health 1t is necessary that the blood
should be purified and made new.
The case Of Mrs. E. NJ. Spears, of
81 Mt. Pleasant street, Athol, Mass,
Is q common one and is given here in
order that others may be benefited by
her experience. She says: Il had been
sick for year from indigestion and
general debility brought on by over.
work and worry. l mad tried many
remedies, but found no relief. suf-
fered from swelling Of the limbs. loss
Of appetite and dizzy spells, which be-
came so severe towards night, that
sometimes tainted away. was bill
ious and my hands and arms would
go to sleep for an hour OR two at a
time. was so sleepy all the time
that could hardly keep awake. I
had frequent cramps in my limbs and
severe pains at the base Of my head
and in my back. My blood was Inn
poverished. was afraid to give up
and go to bed fearing that would
never get well.
"About this time DR.. Williams
Pink Pills were recommended to me
by O friend in South Vernon. vt. I
felt better soon after beginning the
treatment and continued until was
entirely cured. consider DR.. Will.
liams' Pink Pills grand medicine
tor weak women"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold
by all druggists, or sent, postpaid, on
receipt of price so cents per box. six
boxes $3.50. by the DIR. Williams Medi-
cine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
LIKES TALK OF AMERICANS.
English Paper, However, Not Able to
Distinguish What Is Slang.


Distinguish What Is Slang.
Henry Arthur Jones has our support
in his eulogy of the American Ian.
guage, says the London Globe. "Amer
lean colloquial language" he says, us
racier than ours, has more bite and
sting and swarns with lusty young
idioms struck Off red hot with vital
ity."
That is the secret of the beauty OF
American. 1t is, to employ it for the
moment, a real, live tongue. hitting
you where you live, and all wool right
through. English sounds insipid and
tame after it, though to do us justice.
we are gradually assimilating Ameri.
can idioms and working them into the
fabric of our speech. 1t is becoming
quite common to hear people say they
can not stand for" a thing, when Il
few years back they would have said
simply stand" One hears, too, of a
thing as being a soft proposition" or
tough proposition
1t seems to us that there is more
humor in American colloquialisms.
One somehow feels that the man who
invented them must have been a
pleasant fellow. The English COLO
quialism too often suggests the public
house. One should distinguish, how
ever, between the colloquialisms of
America and it's slang. The slang may
be shade too racy even, for those
who like the colloquialisms. We have
known men who liked to affect the
American idiom in their conversation
being as baffled by the works of
George AIDE as was Andrew Lang when
reviewing that writer's Fables In
Slang"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
TWO SISTERS HAD ECZEMA.
cutieura Cured Scalp Troubles o,
Two illinois GirIs-Another Sis.
ter Took Cuticura Pills,

Il must give much praise to all
the Cuticura Remedies. l used but
one cake of Cuticura Soap and one
box of Cuticura Ointment, as that
was all that was required to cure
my disease. / was very much trou-
bled with eczema of the head, and a
friend Of mine told me to use the
Cuticura Remedies. which did, and
am glad to say that they cured my
eczema entirely. Since then we have
always kept the soap on hand at all
times. My sister was also cured Of
eczema of the head by using the Gu.
ticura Remedies. Another sister has
used Cuticura Resolvent and Pills
and thinks they are a splendid tonic.
I cannot say exactly how long sui.
fered, but + think about six months.
Miss Edith Hammer, r. F. D. No. 6.
Morrison. ILL.,, Oct. 3, 1906"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
FIGHT Is CALLED OFF.
Minot Chief Of Police Prevents Mill
Between Ulrich and Ryan.

Minot Chief Of Police Prevents Mill
Between UIrich and Ryan.
\ twenty-round mill between Curly
Ulrich Of Superior and Jack Ryan OF
Chicago was called off by Chief Of Po'
lice Hagen of Minot. The grand jury
got busy Saturday night, and made 1t
known that If the fight was allowed, i'll
dictments would be returned against
officers for neglect of duty.
Hagen investigated and discovered
that the fight was for knockout, al.
though advertised as q boxing match.
Intense interest was taken in the fight,
which would have been the best ever
seen in this part of the country. Good
preliminaries had been arranged and
a complete program which would have
taken many hours ii the fighters had
gone the limit.
Considerable dissatisfaction is felt
over the action taken by the authori'
ties.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
INSANITY Is CHARGED.
Light Plant Manager, Who Alleges A.
sauit, Will Be Examined.

AS result of a mysterious assault,
upon him, committed several months
ago, and the perpetrators of which
have never been discovered, L. W.
Amsler, manager of the Kenmare light
plant, has been ordered taken to Minot
for examination as to his sanity, ill.,
formation that he is OF unsound mind
having been filed with the county
court.
Amsler was assaulted while driving
in the country few miles from Ken
mare. He was left unconscious OIL the
roadside, and since that time has been
in a precarious condition.
Although the authorities have made
every effort to discover the perpetra-
tors of the outrage, no trace of them
ever has been found and the affair is
shrouded in profound mystery.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

eased portion Of the ear. There ~ only ono way
cure deafness and that by remedies
Deafness is caused by an Unframed condition Of the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube. When this
tube 10 inflamed you have srumbing sound or i'm.
perfect hearing, and when 1t s entirely closed Deaf
10 the result and unless the Inflammation be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal cond
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever: nine casea
out OF ten are caused by atarrh which 10 nothing
but an inf!amed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We Will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
BY Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars free.
Ed CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. s5c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

meeting probably will be held at Far
go at the time Of the drainage con
vention, Dec II to ~.
Heretofore We nave been handi
capped by lack of funds" said Mr.
Major, "but now that the bankers ar.
interested, I think We will he able tt
secure the necessary money. and, wha'
Is more, we have their influence bacl
Of US. There should not be any grea'
difficulty in organizing the association
now that the people generally through
out the state are thoroughly aroused
and appreciate the situation"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Alton Has Another Fire.

Alton, Iowa. Jan. 27.-For the Sec
ond time within fortnight Alton has
been visited by destructive fire,
which broke out in the two-story brick
building occupied by S. N. Creech as
a general store. This building and its
contents were entirely destroyed. The
loss is estimated at 5000.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Too Suggestive.

Too Suggestive.
"Rounder and his chorus girl wife
can't agree on place to live"
whats the trouble?'
"Bounder wants to live in the out
skirts, and she says that would con-
tinually remind her of her life on the
stage
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Knew what Was Coming.

Knew What Was Coming.
The judge Of the supreme court pol
iyhed his glasses slowly and with dig
nifty becoming member of so august
Is tribunal.
Judge not" he said. Judge not"
and paused and sighed.
Lest We be roasted in the maya
Zines," he added.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Riddles.

What is it that never asks questions,
yet requires many answers?
A door bell.
What is 1t that which grows in win.
ter, but never In summer, and lives
with its roots upward?
An icic1e.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
One Of the MayAower People.

One OF the MayHoWer People.
"Oh. they're real swell people," said
the Chicago man, IAN old Mayfower
family, believe"
You mean that their ancestors
came over In the Mayfower?" asked
the visitor from the East.
'Oh, no. mean they made their
money in 'Mayflower Hams Oldest
brand O. hams in this section"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
GRAIN ASSOCIATION IN EMBRYO.

PINNED to Organize Next Month and
Lease Great Northern Elevator.
.. J. Major of Hope, secretary Of
the Farmers Elevator association. an
nounces that steps looking to the or.
ganization of an independent elevator
association for the purpose Of leasing
the Great Northern elevator at Supe.
rior will be taken at a preliminary
meeting of those interested. The
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Burglars Get Big Booty.

Menominee, Mich, Jan. q. - The
Grand department store was entered
by burglars last night and several
hundred dollars worth of jewelry and
clothing was stolen. Two suspects
were placed under arrest after a sharp
fight.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Or. J. II. RlNDLAvs, tspeelalist).
Eye. Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. o.
Wanted a Cheap Coat.

WdHHe0 VUeaP VUaIs
A well-known court furrier recently
received an order from country
tailor for a $500 coat. Inquiry ell
cited the statement that it was de.
sired to save the wear of one which
originally cost 5000 guineas.-Men's
Wear.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Wood In = Piano.

There are 10000 pieces of wood,
cloth and felt and 1880 feet of wire In
concert grand piano. The earliest
recorded public performance on the
pianoforte took place at Covent Gar
den, London, on May 16, 1867.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

When all the women callers insist
that the baby is perfect image of 'ts
father he feels like going out in the
back yard for the purpose of kicking
himself.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Prize Rent Dodaer.

At st. osyth. Essex, England. an
ejectment order has been granted
against tenant who, it was stated,
had paid no rent in forty years.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

The chapel and choir building at
tached to the Dominican convent of
the Perpetual Rosary at Irvington,
Nd, was burned. There were no cas-
ualties.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Almost any defense would be all
right il you could make people be.
lieve it.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Our idea Of financial genius is
man who can spend his money faster
than he acquires it,
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

PUTNAM FADELEss DYES do not
stain the hands or spot the kettle, except
green and purple. l0c per package.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

An optimist is O man who never
stops to open sandwich.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

TOP PRICES FOR HIDES, FURs AND
Pelts Write for Circular No. .. n. w.
Hide Fur Co. Minneapolis. MINI.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
.sys IND f.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

We IRE known as the largest growers of
Grasses, Clovers, Oats, Barley, Corn. Pc.
tatoes and Farm Seeds in America. Oper.
ats over 5000 acres.
FREE
Our mammoth l4S-page catalog is mailed
Tree to oil intending buyers; Or send
&c In STAMPS
and receive sample of perfect balance ra-
ton grass Seed" together with Fodder
Plants, Clover, etc, ETC., and big Plant
and Seed Catalog free.
John A.. Salzer Seed Co., Box w, La
Crosse, Wis.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

PILES CURED IN Q TO II DAYS.
PAZO OINTNENTis guaranteed 70 cure any caso
OF ltohing Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles "
to u days o. money REFUNDED. 90.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
North Dakota
~ ubbins q q

-Bathgate has secured fifty tons OF.
soft coal.
Walcott reports full stocks of Goa.
on hand.
Three blind piggers at Devils Lake
pleaded guilty.
George SCHNEIDER is the new city
marshal at Kuhn.
The dog poisoner has been at work
at New Rockford.
The boys of Tagus are having great
sport walking on skis.
Sivert Fossum has been made viii
lage marshal at FlaXton.
James Wedd of Sheyenne has pur
chased a drug store at McHenry.
The Northwestern telephone line is
now ready for business at Sharon.
The new depot at Devils Lake will
be ready for occupancy about Feb. 1.
The State Bank of Hoople has in
creased its capital from $4,000 to
$4,000.
Clay Larimore has been reelected
president Of the Elk Valley bank at
Larimore.
Wheelock has organized five hum
dred" club with membership of TWEEN.
| ty-four.
The school house at Crazy is too
small for the number of pupils desir.
ing to attend
People from Kramer have driven
over to Deep and secured coal to help
out the situation.
The sale of linament has increased,
300 per cent in Conway since the roller
SNdlIlS EAAh Opeuou.
Supt. Weiland of the electric light;
plant at Park River had his hand bad
ly hurt the other day.
Fred Havestrow of Rugby has been;
bound over on the charge of selling
mortgaged property.
A Balfeur Blind pigger was given
ninety days in Jail and 5000 fine by
Judge Kline of Towner.
Matt We'll was convicted Of the H.,
legal sale of liquor at Lisbon and re-
ceived the usual sentence.
Four car loads of coal arrived for
Devils Lake and five for points on the
Farmers railroad recently.
The 500 line gladdened the hearts of
the people of Braddock by bringing in
six or seven carloads of coal.
The New Rockford business men
have agreed to close their doors at q
o'clock from Jan. l to April l.
Forty-nine cars of coal have been
ordered at Granville since Oct. /, but
not a car Of coal has vet arrived.
The enrolment in the Walhalla
scho VI. for December was 1872, and
-
Farmers near Tolley are hauling
coal from the mines, twenty and
thirty miles away, in order to keep
warm.
A. T. Miller, living ten miles south.
west of Bantry, is heating up with
straw burner, as he has run out OF
coal.
The Towner Telephone company
won a franchise in that city and the
council ask percent of the net earn
ings.
The people of Bantry can secure all
tnG WOOQ lllcy uScu Wy eoOAAE W SAS
old Fox farm, nine miles southeast OF
that place.
Mr.. Banks had Il great party ut his
ranch, near Stroud. the other night,
and it is reported as one OF the great
events of Mckenzie county,
o. H. Larson of Bue is secretary OF
the Farmers Insurance Company of
Nelson county, and reports that 1t did
a large business last year.
Il
A new board OF directors has been
named for the Farmers Telephone
line at Barlow, and it is expected that
several new lines will be built!
The people Of New Rockford found
that there were five carloads Of coal
at Divide, siding six miles north OF
that city, and sent a half-dozen teams
over after supply. The owner of the
coal was away, but they loaded up the
lr9A l.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

AS rule man who says ne will
be governed by your advice is anoth-
err.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Two 1rainnen Killed.

Houlton, Me-. Jan. 27.-Two train
men were killed and one was serious.
~ injured In a head-on collision.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
FREEZING TO DEATH

In parts of Norihwest and ut same time happy and
prosperous farmers picking rawberres and ship.
ping garden truck to market at profit up to tO0 per
acre In Gulf Coast Texas Country where we own
10000 acres clear, fertile ag lcultural land ready
for pillow, to 6 miles from railroad.
Write today for information how to buy q fruit
and truck farm slO down and $40 per month. also ID
10 3O acre farms $40 to SIS per acre. Fine healthy
markets in world. Ample rainfall. Plenty sun
shine Book and state map OF Texas free Cheap
railroad tickets. IsICKERT II A n MOND
LAED CO.. Grand Central station Houston, Tex.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

WE PAY THE HIGHEST PRICE
for butter fat in cream. Write for price
Milton Dairy Co., st. Paul.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Suspicion is the substitute Of the
slothful for vigilance.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Painters and Grizzly Bears.
Ship F'urs. Hides. Pelts Mcmillan Fur G.
Wool Co.. Minneapolis. Write for prices.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

A man who is liberal with promises
never lives up to expectations.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

The currency of kindness is cash in
any country.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

TRAPPERs' SUPPLIES SOLD CHEAP,
Write for Catalogue No. .. N. w. Hide
& Fur Co.. Minneap polls. MINI.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Clover & Grass Seeds.
Everybody loves lots and lots of Clover
Grasses for hogs, cows, sheep and swine.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

The people Of New Rockford found
that there were five carloads Of coal
at Divide, siding six miles north OF
that city, and sent half-dozen teams
over after supply. The owner Of the
coal was away, but they loaded up the
sleighs, weighed the coal, left the rec
ord and returned home.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

The only Iun going =, iic capitol
Tues lay was furnished by the house
mid that consisted solely in turning
Town Butts resolution thanking the
'ailroads for trying TO open their lines
If road after the storm. This was
Mly turned. but not allowed to appeA:
On the journal, all'of which indicates
he friendly relations existing between
he house and the railroads.
Among bills introduced were the fol-
lowing: Creation of the board 10 in.
spect all school buildings to see that
hey are safe and on hygienic lines:
reducing legal rate OF interest from l2
% 9 per cent; creating superior courts
n counties of over 1000 population,
and practice thereof; to compel. hotel
md restaurant people who serve food
declared illegal by pure food commits
sioner to state that fact OH large pla-
cards in their dining rooms. This is
a bill urged by travelling men and
meets hearty approval. Resolutions
to provide for normal school at Minot
was also introduced.
Another cincher to prohibition lsr'
Is sought in bill to allow any person
on information and belief to secure a
search warrant for any building sus-
pected of storing intoxicating liquors.
Hemingson introduced still another
bill to regulate the railroads. pro.
hibiting passes and making a 1-2-cent
Cat fare.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Judge Hall of Eddy county has is
sued a license to two Indians who de-
sire to get married on the American
plan. Their names were Steven Pha-
wastena and Miss Hawastewin.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

A new board OF directors has been
named for the Farmers Telephone
line at Barlow, and it is expected that
several new lines will be built:
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

It's no use calling people to happi'
ness In a sepulchural tone.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

O. H. Larson of Bue is secretary OF
the Farmers Insurance Company OF
Nelson county, and reports that it did
a large business last year.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

A. F. Peltier found man In his
store the other night who said that he
had found the door unlocked, but when
the proprietor insisted by the point OF
a gun that he return key which Mr..
Peltier had lost some time ago, the
article was forthcoming, and thus the
incident ended.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
Some Of the Advantages

Tie phenomenal increase in railway mileage
main lines and branches-bas put almost every NOT.
ton Of the country within easy reach OF churches,
schools. markets. cheap fuel and every modern
The NINETY MILLION BUsQEL WHEAT CROP
Of this seur means Sdl QU. m 10 the .fsrm0rs Of
grains sMd catue. -
f3d II:
or any authorized Government Agent.
CHARLES PlllNG, cIffss1 Asek, Cad
Fsts, Nsstl Daksia.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
the CANADIAN WEST
IS THE BEST WEST

The testi mony OF thou.
sands during the past
year Is that the Canadian
West IS the best West.
Year BY year the aRri.
cuitura returns have 10.
creased In volume and In
value, ard still the Cana
dian Government offers
leo acres FREE TO
every bona 6de settler.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Some farmers at Flaxton loaded
their grain into car into which some
other shippers had already placed
some wheat, and this made a mixture
which was Strengthened out with a
good deal of difficulty but without a
law suit.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Mr.. Banks had a great party at his
ranch, near Stroud. the other night,
and it is reported as one of the great
events of Mckenzie county.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31
WHY NOT co SOUTH !?

DRH~A Watson T.. Coienas. Patent Attor.
p ney, WASHINGTON, PC. Advice
DUS ~ free. TermAlow. Highest ref.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-01-31

Two cars of wheat were loaded at
Wilton the other day, being the first
"empties" to reach there In six weeks.