The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
PILGRIM JOE
Integrity Is Sure TO Win Out In the
End.

was making my way between the
shterprisin' town Of Ace High and
Paradise, and there was such satls-
faction in my soul, born OF integrity,
that looked around upon the land
seape and said to myself:
Wickedness may prosper for a
time and a CRATER lay up cash. nul
for a steady thing. with profits at SO
Per cent, take virtue for your guide
And also:
In giving the public a square deal
you may have to put a little more
sealing wax around the cork. but q
reputation for integrity is next door
to a sale"
And likewise:
Truth may rob you OF so cents to-
day, but she will be lying in wait to-
morrow to hand you over a dollar ana
= half"
was drivin' along in this COM
placent mood. glad to be alive ana
wiShin' that mankind had more love
TOR each other when a dozen men
came gaHopin' after me on horseback
and suddenly drew up around me
at once got out dozen bottles or my
Pilgrim Pain AlIeviator and prepared
20 do a cash business. Right here |
wish to say to the public that the said
AIIeviator has never been known 10
fail. II taken in time and according TO
directions. TO cure:
Any sort OF tired feelin-
due exhuberance of speertts-
To make you wish you was some
whsre else and to cure you OF home
sickness
To encourage you in doin' right and
discourage you in becomtn' trust and
sQueezin' the people.
Taken before breakfast, it prepares
you to devour your share OF taters
and bacon.
Taken after breakfast, it encourages
int Ia 7aI1
with a hoe upon your shoulder
Such trifiin' ailments as datulency,
constipation. liver complaint, catarrh,
cold feet, dizziness, rheumatism, neu-
ralgia. palpitation and nervous disor-
Hers disappear before the Allev1ator
IKE summer fog before the risin' sun
Keep In the lower drawer Of the
bureau and shake three times before
uSiR'-
II the baby gets at it and drinks half
the contents there is not the slightest
cause for alarm He will simply turn
& few extra Summersaults over chairs
that day
one dose has been known to bring
back a wife who had elOped and been
gone three weeks and teaspOOnfuI
has put four aces into hand at
poker
You can't buy it by the keg or jug
and it cannot De found at cooper or
blacksmith shops
It is not positively necessary to
swear the druggist that he is a church
member and has never spent a week in
Jail but let him understand that there
is to be no mOnkey-work with the bot
ties
As L was sayin'. was surrounded by
crowd of enthusiastic patriots and
got ready TO deal with them. and my
surprise was great when the leader Of
the band addressed me with:
Come hence, thou villain, and be
hung for thy crimes"
you refer - I asked
You spent the night in Ace High
last night and one of the purchasers
of a bottle of your AllevfatOr died in
agony two hours ago We are here TO /
alleviate the AlleviatOr. You have re-
moved an eminent citizen from our
midst and now We propose TO remove
you
They were a determined band It |
was such men that threw off the yoke
IN 1875 They were not in undue |
haste. but bein' they had the job OF |
hangin' me on hand they wanted it |
over with and out of the way. 1 set
out TO make a speech 10 the crowd in !
geTsaraI. but was cried down I then
addressed myself particularly 10 a !