davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
Fnu Of the Mighty.

"This is the time of year" triumph
antly declared the fat dweller, when
the iceman gets just about what's com
ing to him. He no longer rings an irate
bell. calculates Tce!' in conquering
tones. stands on the threshold with
the splendid air of a reigning mon
arch. and deals out a , cent piece Of
ice for 10 cents.
ION the contrary, softly rings an
apologize bell, and outside stands a
meek-faced man imploring patronage;
not only imploring patronage, but gen
erously handing out 3 cent pieces Of
ice for 10 cents"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

times dizzy spells when everything
was a blur before me. The passages
of the kidney secretions were irregu-
lar and painful, and there was con
siderable sediment and odor. l don't
know what l would have done but
for Doan's Kidney Pills. could see
an improvement from the first box.
and five boxes brought a final cure"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box
Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
Got There.

"You shouldn't have been in such a
hurry" said the man at the top of the
stairway. 81 told you it was only one
fight down."
WELL" groaned the man at the foot,
feeling of himself to see if there were any
bones broken, 81 made the flight all right,
didn't I?"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
On the snfe side.

Schroeder Ito his neighbor, a widow
er)-Why did you send your housekeep-
er away, since she was such a good
cook?
The WidOwer-She made such splen-
did buildings l was afraid 1 should
marry FIiegende Blaetter.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

All for 12c postpaid in order to intro
duce our warranted seeds, and if you
will send 16c we will add one package of
Berliner Earliest Caulifower, together
with our mammoth plant, nursery stock,
vegetable and farm seed and tool catalog.
This catalog is mailed free to all in
tending purchasers. Write to-day.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Box G, La
Crosse Wis
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
One Way,

81 Gimme a ticket t. Slab
town, mister.
Agent-One way?
ST Haymow-Why, of course, y durn
fule. There's only one way t. Slab
tOWn-TOledo Blade.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
POIiteness.

"Mr. Hankinson," said the little girl,
excuse my being so impolite. ought
to have told you when you first came in
that you hadn't wiped the mud off your
Shoes
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
woman's Improvement ON Cigarettes

WOman's Improvement on Cigarettes
Women have patented cigarette ma
chimes, but it would seem that the
feminine fancy went too far when it
undertook 20 evolve an improvement
In cigars by soaking them in an eX-
tract of pine needles lin order to take
away thaC nasty taste" Yet such an
Improvement" So called, may be
found in the patent office
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

Big Bargain for IL Cents Postpaid.
The year of 1906 was one Of prodigal
plenty on our seed farms. Never before
did vegetable and farm seeds return such
enormous yields.
Now we wish to gain 100000 new Gus
toners this year and hence offer for 12c
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02


Second Millionaire-Yes; our rela-
tives are waiting for us to die to get
our money, and the rest of the world
doesn't want to wait that long.-New
York Sun.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablet
Druggists refund money If Il falls to curt
E.W.GROVE'S signature is on each boz p
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

Il was so weak
ened and gener-
orally run down
with kidney dis
ease that for Il
long time l could
not do my work
and was five
weeks in bed.
There was con-
tinual b e a + i II 6
down pain, terri
BILE b a k a C b e 5,
headaches and at
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

Lewis "Single Binder straight SC
cigar. No other brand of cigars is so
popular with the smoker. He has learned
to rely upon its uniform high quality.
Lewis Factory, Peoria, III.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

If a doctor Will look anxious when
talking with a woman patient, it be-
comes a mere matter of conscience
with him how long he can string his
visits out. She thinks he should keep
on coming when her condition is that
alarming.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

Glass houses Of a very substantial kind
can now be built. Silesian glass makers
are turning out glass bricks for all sorts
Of BUILDING purposes.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

New Zealand Christian Endeavorers
now number 1000. They publish hand
some quarterly.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
TERRIBLE TO RECALL.

Five Weeks in Bed With Intensely
Painful Kidney Trouble.
Mrs. Mary Wagner, Of 1867 Kos
suth Ave-, Bridgeport, Conn, says:
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

PILES CURED IN s TO IA DAYS
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching Blind, Bleeding or PrOtrud
ing Piles In 6 to Il days or money refunded
noe
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02
Condition Lacking.

Lawyer-Madam, think that when
your husband takes his sober second
thought he will
Fair Client-Mr. Sharpe, he has never
had his second sober thought yet
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

Mexico now has 11,1S5 miles Of rail
way.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

Mrs. VinsloW's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething; softens the gums reduces Inflammation al
rs pain, cures wind collie. Is cents q bottle.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-02

Sorrows OF the PIutOcracy.
First MilliOnaire-Hard lines these
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-10
(Eortietnna iiebe 2. Seite.)
Wciunobeit luieoer beraeItellt.

Sri, gertie Wtaslin, Die in gtr. 1873,
Noro Srcmont-glpenlle, ruobnt. iiehte
oobin, bis ibr aorper lhredli6 ab.
magerte ln0 lire 6reinoe ibren baI-
oigen Zoo eriparteten. Set Wona.
ten batte lie an aeblfopf.9ranfbeit
gelitten, unb cine 9lifi5iritng oes red.
ten 2imgenfliigelS murbe beiiirf)tet.
Ger Sdmer5 i'm 4eblfopi mar, beion-
oers in Der gtadt, 10 groB, oaB Die
3ranfe meoer ihIafen, nod ieite Dtab.
rltng ihliden fonnte. SRI. Maslin
par bon 9ler5ten bebanoelt moroen.
obnc 2inoeutng 5u finoen, bis lie
ieblieBlid) Die Siilie BON Tr. Sartlep.
Dem Sbr., 9soie' uno aeblfopi-Spe.
jialiIten, 9tr. 311, aoro.EaeasStrabe,
mrtef gtod elmer gebanolllng BON
menigcn Wouaten iano iih SRI. Mor-
tin bon Dem aeblfopf. uno 2nngen.
leiben gebeilt. oMcin aQeeneiner
3uItano Iogte lie. nbegann lib st
beiiern, umo onitatt nabe5u elm leben.
oeS Sfelctt 5u iein. nabm i6 am
a0rper 5u uno mieee beute 140
Filno. gs lit iett etiua flint Sabre
Der, ooB 3r. Sortlep Die Ssur been.
oete, uno m1breno oieier 3eit babe
idl feinen HiidfaQ in meine &ranf.
belt gebabt." .6S-9)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-10
9fpt5 ait bic
e)nbQbfr Der Ginkomulfn-Donos otr
9ot|(ieGBanern| |(5mi0( -S(ranS
Bran.Compagnie.

Die uter5efneten Gomin 0roBes 9ettDum Der gnfonmcn
BONDS Scr neb 9anibmibt Stos 9rouGompagnie pertretb
o bic ner5encten pde Elm Se6ruar outic
ireiben nit Nga 3nunoes Der @rGompagnc b ser oeen
warg br 6en0en 8elbmeI erIen beofriigen Sic bier
nit oab lie id fir te ole grauGonpagn 5uiroeIe.
no Ylan een8 babn Die fir sic beogte Gompogne n6t6ig
ten gemtte beafen no sIcier 3e Stono b einfo,
men-Sonbs 81 beiien
Inter oeiem perenarin 8lan eabl ser nbaber
oa Gopagne r6d oeren aptaI unb inien merer it
pobl geter inb 8 Sic id ohim &an ondeb gat6en mir,
ooB bre be @ertb erbo6t u0 Iidn
ou en pergr0Bees @infonmen 0nn beocien bere
GS it ncrc 9nidt oof ser GerOen ser Gpmpogn 3ucocntccno
lit baf id Die Gompagnie guem nanjclen anbe 6ino
Ole lntersn9 brer Sraen baber erbateu Q Die
Snbaber Der Gfonme Bombs bur Cooperation 1T e 8an goe
Sorbee er3elen weroen nbaber Bombs o lid oen 9an
CUTE MAIDEN poaen merben erud, 5n banbeln.
lin Die 3uibng betalrter niormation ermogid iro
oiort nit Ser grouGompagnie Der Snnotonol
pber NIT Der lner3einen 9erbibung ben
,. u,.s. Sranf z. Samblctun,
~" >'' 10 Si0-Gauers sStraBe
Central apelute soipr. StraBe. gSn. 6. scbbon,
$50 equitable geb1uoe;
Trcb. s. 8ottc6, ~ :. Gabansb
L. Stod Grd]unge.G5ebGuoe
Central lpemle uno sSapn- StraBe. ~ Nnu;.o
a,.s 9 e.a ). Sawper gSilom, jnn,
o'>D' " O''"" 243 Galpert.Sebaioe;
Gentral.apene sapn. StraBe sranf g. EcaS
2t2 Sn(8erman StraBe;
Nlcranbcr G. Srans, Senry s. @eganb,
Gentral9lpenie uno iSalpn.Stra Nui.o
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-10
0oloenber9's ssSeS+S ssSe"'
q, 25 nab q @ctseeringtOus$tr.
Doppeltr Craoing Stamps 5(lonta9
% ltrr-Gowns, AltioerItofe, Ssasie.,. sss'i


Ginfanf uOn 800 IriibjabrS. .gln5iigen.
SIS nt0 $50 feline IriibiobrS 9In.
5iiae; Gton, Eonp uno Erince Gbap
Giiefte ollS Eanmta, @oriteos uno
Otelirlngen ..............1 11.75
$50 mO $40 groBartige 5Srilb,
iobrs. .2ln5iige oltS ieincn SoiIeS,
Chiffon Ynnumo; @ton, @i6ion unO
onoere NioOcQe. ......... S22.50
$6 unO $S %onomu &leior6de,
ihmar& blmt un0 orci Shattirunaen
in arou; neleite 0to0ellc $4.9S
$S neue Seioen @tonS fiir'S Griib-
jnbr; 9ItIoSillttcr; ifOncr 9ciob.
WtprgeN .........,... .Po'5o
$25 un0 $50 proftpoIle 6riib-
iobrs 9lnjiige; ihlittc 6nrbcnt
Gbed9, Streiien un0 Welirlmgcn;
bodfcinc WtoNclle. ...... $1,000
$50 icinite 6riibiubrs 9ln5iige,
genalte Gopien ilnportirter 0toOeIle;
Solles, EananlaS, @orlteOS; no0felll
beiett Observation-Disclosures $3.50
$S elcgonte Gopert uno 9roabcIotb
SafetS; 9ltlnBflttter ....., $3.50
tSriibjubrS Wdntel fiir ainoer;
leiGte McIirltngen GbedS, Strciien
uno @loi0s. ...... $6.9S, $5.9S,
S4.9S m0 ............... S2.9S
Scioc fir Siter-Guitilmc.
G9c. uno Zoe. farrirtc SeiOe III rel
der 9luSnabl ............., 3Oe.
81 2ls50u reiniciOenc iurbi8c 0tel' !
ioIine, mcih uno oni6mic9enO, 7Sc.
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Nr. So.
Sooter gropbet.
5ubn 9llcEnnocr 9oluic in 3ion-GitD
gcitUrben.

iSiosfo OeS SroqloiSt6euter- groseIies
in S1inoiS. - Gbicago's Geroro<
nllng, ouf rpeIde oie Go0ti6lags-
9lntIoge 9egen @eld)dftsfiibrer
Gaois bolirt lpar, ungiiltig. Ger
oermeintlihe OtillionGr GreIton
enoete ais 6Gli6er uno SelbIt-
noroer. - Sn 2oliSoiQe, 4p.,
nimmt beute iriib elm StruBen.
babn Strife ieinen 9(nfans. =
aompf 5piiden @eiitliden lno
&Gubern in elmer Stride.
= btcogo, 8. Mdr3. - Sobn
2leranoer 0opie, melder iid ielbIt
fiir 0en Fropbcten GlioS ser 3tueite
ollagob, Iturb Inn 40 bcute iriib I'M
Sbilob Souie 5u 3ion.Gitp. 9luBer
Siidter ,. 3. Barnes uno 3pei @dr.
tern mar 9tiemono al Ieinenl Sterbe.
lager. Gr mar idon l6ngere 3eit lei
oeno lpO ltellte Dor flint @o6en Die
btSber nod BON ibm an ieoem Sonn-
tag NoAmittag i'm Borlor oes S6iIob
SollIe 9cbaltenen 8otteSoienlte ein.
altrS nod 1 ll6r beute friib periiel
Ger Eotient IN Elm 5ieberoeliriunl,
Ibimpfte auf ieine 0ioerlader iino
befo6l ieinen 86rtern, ale Die, mel
de fomnen Iollten, Inn ign 81 beld.
Itigen, binaus ju perfen. &on oann
an mllr0e er i6ip1der uno idp1der,
uno bnIo naboem ser per 5elepbon
5ll iDm berllfene 9tifter Barnes an.
gelongt mar, ltarb CT. Seine 8ittpe,
Ieiu @ater uno iein Sobn, pelbe iib
SIT 9en McGbu, Mih., befinoen, linb
telegropbild, beno6ribtigt iporoen
uuo meroen bellte III 3ion.Gitp erpar.
tet. Die lleberrelte oes Seritorbenen
iollcu in oWt. OIioet Cemetery" uu.
meit 3icn.Gitp, 5ur 9iube sebettet
mer0en.
SSobn 9flernnoer Toipie ipuroe am
20. Wiui tS47 nj g6inblirg, Shott-
lanb, geboren, 8ing in 1860 nit iei-
nen gltern na6 gluItraIien 1lno febrte
ipdtcr na6 @binburg 5uriif, no er
Sbeologie ituoirte ,Sn 1878 begdb
CT lid pieeer ndd 9liiitraIien uuo
organiiirtc IN WeIbourne oas ,6ree
GbriItiun tabernacle" cine gtrt
@lulbenSbelun9s 9lnltalt, iuelhe
lpdter einen internationalen Gbaraf.
fer annabn >Sn 1888 fam er nnd)
San 6ran5isco uno mar ieitoem ais
in ben Der.
Staoten tb1tig. Seine 8riinouug
bon 3ion'9itp, bas 8erfraden ieiner
oortiaen llnternebnnrneen, iein Stur5
oitrd goliuia, iein 3ermiiriniB init
ieincr 6omilie H. /. NJ. iino nod iriid
in Seoermanns 8eb6dtniB. gs un.
terlie9t MIR penis 3neifel, baB Do.
mie p6breno Ser lesten Sabre ieineS
Se6enS geiitesgeitort mar
GoIipo, Comics gtahiolger alS
Saltpt Der 3ionlitcn'air6e, crflarte
beute in eincm Snteroielp, Comics
Soo peroe Die Snterelier Der Stride
in fener 3eiie beriibren.
@ic oaS !Sornberger SdDiehen.
= 4. . 1 q
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Saltimore's better 9noen.
.6piparb= unb SeringtpnitraBe.
9ic prabtboaen neuen Yutwaarem fino fir
SIRE Sefdtigung bcreit.

9nrdIudcn sic bic Gtaot sic ucrbeu feline d6mcm
Site, nod 10 anipredJcnbc Ereiic nben.
@ir babcn Iewgur abrOcn - bic Sebanptnns lit bcdei-
ben ruS leidtt beuieien.
arum ioaten bic 5anen Samures feline feline Site agen?
limb ipatc cS bncn ni mDai ien ie bier at bea
fen? lno Spd bis ocr 2noem ritr nid)t m0gld,
eincn urt fcncn Snt in Stab sn anfcn. n altcen
SHnSH crfartn baf bncn iasc gsir mSen fir Sic
nad @au or" Mandmal c abcr ebcnu oft ren e
icbcr nad Ncu g)orf.
SIS lit iett anbrs bic pradjuDlcn Subuaareu
frs 5r6jab dHO Jest 5brer 5npcfOn mno 5renSc bereit
Die beHen Barrier MooiAen Fna usrtreten.
6
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c t.
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@ic oaS Sornberser SdlieRen.
camille, Slls, 8. Wtdr5. =
Gihter Gimbrougb entid)ieo beilte,
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

| suade than he imaeincs. Siill. an
energetic Postmaster General who
goes to work in earnest To bring about
these improvements may accomplish
surprising things. Much must depend
on his ability to organize and TO bring
to his aid public opinion.
Mr.. Meyer is confident that there
liz strong public demand for postal
savings banks because many working
people are in the habit now OF buy
ing postal money orders. payable tn
themselves. as means OF having
their savings taken care of. What
he proposes is merely an extension of
the system which enables them to do
this. He would limit the amount of
Il deposit. the idea Icing to en-
courage thrift. rather than To com
pete with savings banks. system
OF this kind ought really to benefit
savings banks. 1t would attract people
who are not now accustomed 10 save
anything. With the habit formed.
such people would soon find that their
accumulations were exceeding the sum
which could be left Mt the postorfice
and would transfer their accounts ia
banks.
Mr.. Meyers IDEAS on the parcels
post are also moderate. lie would
limit the weight of n parcel to eight
or ten pounds. but he says that he
has not worked out the details of tho
plan. There can he no doubt that Il
parcels post system would be n great
convenience to the public. but Il would
present some serious difficulties.
a reduction of two cents of foreign
postage rates to countries having
direct steamship connection with the
United States Is another reform that
the new Postmaster General has In
mind. This could he accomplished
without action by Congress. by agree
mcnt with countries In the Postal
Union Mr. Meyer thinks that It
would increase postal receipts.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22
NEW POSTMASTER PLANNING
MANY REFORMS.
NEW

Postmaster General Meyers, who has
not been in office great while and
of whom great deal has not been
heard since he became member OF
President Rooscvclrs official family.
has been interviewed by the New
York papers and he announces that
he has two reforms which he is more
than anxious TO bring about. They
are the parcels post and postal
savings bank system. lie did re.
member that there were some other
people in the world and qualified his
hope with the consent of Congress-.
IT is well Mr.. Meyer did re-
member Congress, for that body has
for years been stumbling block IN
the way of these reforms. Either In
difference or hostility. has caused II
TO allow these important questions to
never get out OF the committee room
and 1t is feared that Mr.. Meyer VIII
find Congress more difficult, to per
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22
THURSDAY. AUGUST %, 1907
PEACE CONFERENCE COMING TO
a CLOSE.

Present signs indicate that the
conference. which now has been over
two months in session Mt The Hague,
ia nearing the end OF its work. Some
of the delegates have already made
preparations for their departure, and
the expectation seems to prevail that
the gathering will not be prolonged
much, If ut nll, beyond the close of
the current month. 1t Is, OF course,
too early to present II summary of
the achievements, because the work
so far DONE has been almost wholly
preliminary and in committee. and
there can properly be set down TO
the credit Of the conference only what
has been done In plcnary session. 1t
ia considered probable that the con.
ference will content itself with adopt.
ing declaration to the effect that n
limitation OF armament is desirable
which means that tho question OF
disarmament Is regarded as resting
In the realm of aspiration and of
academic discussion. a proposition
for periodical meeting of the Peace
Conference has been somewhat dis
cussed of late, though whether it will
be adopted Is stih uncertain, owing
mainly To some differences of opinion
on the subject between England and
Russia.
II may not be improper to note nj
this stage that the part played by
the United States has been most
important one ana not unworthy OF
the eminenco In affairs OF It's leading
representatives In this peace parlia
ment a marked success was scored
by the American delegation i'll secur
ing the adoption by tho sub.commit
tee having in charge, of the proposal
regarding the establishment of per
manent court of arbitration Mt Tho
Hague. The important feature OF
the proposal is that II aims at the
establishment of definitely constl
tuted permanent court with n fixed
number OF judges, named for speci
fled term. The establishment of sucl
tribunal by the conference would
be a result OF the labors which pos
tcrity would pronounce second t.
none of those achieved by it. Iappil!
the creation OF the court now seems
highly probable, owing to the fac
that the United States and Great Bri
tain, France and Germany, have, &C
cording to reports. definitely agreed
upon scheme for its establishment
under the title of the Internationa
Court of Justice.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

by the death or DR. John H. Graf
ford, Warwick county loses citizen
who all his life was honored by all
with whom he came in contact. His
services to tho county during the days
when efforts were beng made to
throw off the yoke Of the carpet bag
ger will be remembered for many n
day.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

Tho expected has happened. The
announcement IS made that the peach
crop is tn poorest in fifteen years.
We never could quite understand why
the peach was always singled out
as being the poorest crop every year.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

a town up In Vermont is RESPONSE.
bic for Il story that deer climbed Il
tree In order to steal apples. Next
season the deer will probably have
learned to know that II Is easier to
steal them from the baskets at the
corner grocery.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

Tho spirit of the Morgan riflemen
will be in the Virginia militiamen
who are to take part in the intcrna-
tional shoot at Camp Perry and let
us all hope that they will have the
same good eye.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22
Its ADVANTAGES.

The sea resort looked scornfully up
at the mountains.
Il am willing to admit" said the
former, "that you as resort may be
always at the top. but there are times
when you are out OF fashion. and the
sea Is always booming" = Leslies
Weekly.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

There is n church in brooklyn
which has n press agent and since
he began his work the congregation
has greatly increased. Nothing strange
about 1t, however. for surely there
are attractive features to church life
that the public know too little about.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

There is vindictiveness in Presi
dent Roosevelts speech that does not
become man who holds the highest
office IN the land.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

Prince Wilhelm got away per sched.
ule. 1t was about the only thing he
did do OH time while he was in this
part of the country.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

Saki and champagne must be n
powerful combination. When the Japs
and Americans In San Francisco got
to drinking 1t at banquet the affair
wound up In n love feast.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

1t is a good thing for the fair
name of tho Eastern Shore that w
zell. the negro editor, gave himself up
and is now safely lodged in the Nor
folk Jail.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

Mrs. Stylc-l'd like 10 see your baby,
my dcnr- Is II here in the park with
these others?
Mrs. Castc-Ycs. it's here some
where, hut the new nurse my husband
engaged came while | was out, and
don't know her by sight myself yet.
Baltimore American.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

George Bernard Shaw has had Il
fearfully narrow escape from meeting
death In the water. Bet the water
was not hot where he went down.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

New Jersey Is now headquarters for
the trusts. the Anarchists, the Black
Hand and the mosquitoes. What is
there for n Jerseyite to he patriotic
about, nyway?-Kansas City Times
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22
WITH THE PHOTOGRAPHERS

The other day a New York Gle.
phant swallowed Il roll of bills amount.
ing TO 500. There doesn't seem to
he any use In cnmtioning people not
To put money IN Il trunk.-philadcl-
phia Telegraph.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

Thre is n lot of talk about Richard
Croker coming to this country. VIVA
difference does 1t make anyway?
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

When 1t comes 10 deciding between
rich scomdrcl and penniless saint,
girl generally chooses the least
notwithstanding Wisconsin.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

The baseball season has turned tn
third bag. Soon 1t will be the grid
iron hero who has the centre of tn
stage.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

A man has been arrested in Cleve
land for stealing three fur coats. An
!other sign that winter IS coming.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

The man who cannot remember
the story about the parrot which
talked TOO much should steer clear
of Judge Browns court.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

Berlin rcformcrs now have race
suicide agtation-another instance
OF how closely Imperial Germany
watches and patterns after tho Amer.
lean Prcsident.-Ncw York World.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22
Hull & Hull
LARGEST OPTICAL
HOUSE ON THE
PENINSULA
III Twenty-sixth Street, Opposite Pos, Office

III '"enysixth Street. Post Office E,hs,d 1900
from ~ " que TO The use OF the
1s on awakening
with, ABOUT IL Or II
ucomiort the
rest VIII stop the
WIZ gradually increase esurfe
ana Ut others the neck &C., D"" ~ 'nc e"r
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-08-22

The welcome for the fircmen who
soon will begin to arrive in Newport
News cannot be too cordial.