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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-27
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-27
Il6Blidlcr Sob zines MiQionGrs.

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burg, itarb beute in ieincr @obmlng
pI6blid, an einem Ser5jflaBe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-27
Bic brittle Grploiipn III brci @udem.

Gapton. 8, 26. DECEMBER. -
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melfe lih innerbnlb orei @od)en in
Dem getannten etabliiiemcnt ereig-
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-27

Sn Nortb 9oper, O.. perloren
BET einem 9raiOe Widael TeItrie uno
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6euernotbleiter binab iprafg, 3oa lid
idnere innere 8erlesungen Az.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-27
Nmf Der Gntcniaab.

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Sobn George u. @aroen aus Toaas,
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nod Dem Sagoterrain. I
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-27
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-27
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Stcrbebctte.

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Citizen Der ruiiiifcn 9Iutotratic.
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in Ecter9burg. - General Stoi.
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The border vidette., 1907-11-30
Good Old Arizona.

Without precedent in the history of grand juries in the territory was the action of the United States grand jury which convened here yesterday and finished It's labors without finding a true bill, says the Prescott Journal Miner.
 Speaking of the action of the grand jury, which he considered was com posed of representative citizens of northern Arizona, United States Dis trict Attorney J. l.. B. Alexander said:
 "Beyond question. this is the clean est district in the territory. Its cit izens are to be congratulated on the absence of crime. It speaks well for the district. which comprises five of the northern counties of the territory, when it's grand jury. composed of re presentative citizens, fails to find a true bill"
The border vidette., 1907-11-30
Sonora and Arizona |.

It was indeed a pleasing sight to the loyal citizens of the state of Sonora and the territory of Arizona, when the governors of the two met at Phoe- mix recently, during the territorial fair, and with their staffs exchanged -civilities while they fraternized in a brotherly way. No less pleasing was the fact that the Second Regiment band of Hermosillo added no little to the pleasure of the persons attending the fair, so much SO that. in fact, there was a clamor for more concerts to be given. Ut is with pleasure that I take this opportunity to meet the peo- pie of Arizona and bring them the best wishes for their success and happiness from the people of Sonora" Governor Torres is quoted, by Phoenix paper, as saying,
 "It is with pride that call atten- tion to the cordial relations existing between the two and it is my wish and hope that these relations may grow even more cordial with the ad- vance of time." In this sentiment, of which they heartily approve. the peo- pie of Sonora will without doubt join. Throughout the time the governor of Sonora was in Arizona he was shown the most marked courtesy by everyone and by his unfailing courtesy and the fratanizing of himself and the dis tinguished party. who accompanied him, with the Americans, without doubt did much to add to the ex- tremely cordial relations existing be- tween the two peoples. Arizona re- cognizes Governor Torres as one of the foremost men of the Mexican Repub- lie and could not feel otherwise than grateful for the mapner in which he came to their assistance, aiding in every possible manner their endeavors to make the Third Annual Territorial Fair. as it was a couplete success.-Ca- nanea Herald.
The border vidette., 1907-11-30
The Secret Of A BEAUTIFUL COMPLEXION
 Now Revealed F E E

What beauty is more desirable than an exquisite complexion and elegant jewels. An opportunity for every women to obtain both, for limited time only.
 The directions and recipe for ob- taining a faultless complexion is the secret long guarded by the master minds of the ORIENTALS and GREEKS.
 This we obtained after years of work and at great expense. It is the method used by the fairest and most beautiful women of Europe. Hundreds of American women who now use 1t have expressed their delight and satisfaction
 This secret is easily understood and simple to follow and it will save you the expense of creams, cosmetics, bleaches and forever give you Q beautiful complexion and free your skin from pimples, bad color blackheads, etc. It alone is worth to you many times the price we ask you to send for the genuine diamond ring of latest design.
 We sell you this ring as one small profit above manufacturing cost. The price is less than one half what others charge. The recipe is free with every ring.
 It is a genuine rose cut diamond ring of sparkling brilliancy abso- lutely guaranteed, very dainty, shaped like Belcher with Tiffany setting of 12KJ. gold shell, at your local jeweler it would cost consider able more than $2.OO.
 We mail you this beautiful com plexion recipe free when your order is received for ring and $2,OO in money order, stamps or bills. Get your order in before our supply is exhausted.
 This offer is made for limited time only as a means of advertis- ing and introducing our goods.
 Send to-day before this op- portunity is forgotten.
 T. c. MOSELEY
 B East 23rd Street, New York City.
The border vidette., 1907-11-30

BRICK FOR SALE Moore & Jones, of Nogales, Arizona, have just finished burning kiln of 175.000 first class brick If you contemplate building. now is your chance to buy brick-cheap.
The border vidette., 1907-11-30
Skating Rink.

On Saturday and Sunday evenings an orchestra will furnish music from to 10 o'clock. On these evenings an admission fee of 10 cents, gold, will be charged to all persons not skating
 The Rink will be open every after noon from ? to o'clock, except Sun days.
 10 26 THE MANAGEMENT.
The border vidette., 1907-11-30

George Januel, the expert German barber, opposite the Sonora News Company, guarantees his work, ana respectfully invites you to give him a trial. Everything neat and clean. {. Hair cutting a specialty. If.
The border vidette., 1907-11-30

Go to Neulnann's gallery for Edison Monographs and Records, Postal Albums, Kodaks and Supplies. Mail ing Envelopes. Etc. Nogales Ariz- ona.
The border vidette., 1907-11-30

EDEE To women for collecting names NLL and selling our novelties, we give big premiums send your name to-day for our new plan of blg profits with little work. Write to-day. Address c. T. MOSELEY Premium depart ment
 E. g 23rd Street. New York City.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
TO ATTAIN GRACE
SIMPLE EXERCISES THAT WILL
AVAIL MUCH.
Symmetrical Curves Demanded by
Fashions Whim-Good Offset to
Conditions Brought About by
sedentary Living.

While the ideal figure in the world
of art and fashion to-day is tall. slen-
der and willowy, there Is an utter alb
sence of angles.
Merely because woman has good
height and is sparsely built does not
place her in the fashionable class. Her
figure must not only be of symmetri-
cal proportions, but possess those
long, graceful, sweeping curves which
characterize the ideal figure.
Starting at the shoulders, the line
passing over the bust must be full
and round. tapering to the waist, then
gracefully curving over the hips and
sweeping away to the feet. The cX-
quisite beauty of such figures is best
appreciated when studying the lines
from the back or profile.
The right kind Of exercise and
proper nourishment are the two
mediums that will accomplish the
ideal figure, both for the angular, un-
developed woman and her sister who
is burdened with her too weighty
avoirdupois.
LeanneSS Is due to a lack of slim
ulation by properly diversified move
ments-exercise.
OF course, there are constitutionally
slender and stout people. which is
usually question of inheritance. but
not always. Yet both classes may
work up to an ideal figure when each
pursues a course according to its
needs.
A very simple exercise is to rise on
tip-toe, holding this position for a
few seconds. then lowering the body
again. Try this alternately. first with
one foot. then with the other, and
finally both. This exercise, if persist
ed in, will certainly do much for de-
yeloping and rounding the calf
muscles and is so easy that it may be
performed almost anywhere.
Walking upstairs when properly
done, is an excellent means OF devel.
oping these muscles, SO also is noun
tain climbing. but it will be some
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
Woman. v.n.uurI, Il Tur,ssy Ral,iss.

Woman's Venture Ia Turkey Raislts.
A, farmers wife near Parsons tas
found that raising turkeys 10 better
than digging gold or holding STANDARD
Oil stock. She marketed her turkeys
last week and went home with hsr
pockets full of gold.
The woman was Mrs. ]. r. LeOnsrd.
living seven miles southeast Of FAR
sons. Last spring she started to raise
this years crop Of turkeys with a big
flock Of young birds. She worked hard
during the spring and summer months
to keep the rats and rain from getting
away with them. Last fall she looked
upon the flock Of fine large birds.
When she rounded them up and
brought them to Parsons to market
there were 1873 of,them, and as the ~
erage weight was ten or twelve
pounds each. at the market price shb
received more than $50 for the tws
loads they made.-Parsons Sun.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
An Erratic Don.

A member Of the Inner Temple
sends US the following: 1.-The length
that the Of deception can be carried
to is well exemplified in story
which is creating amusement in q
considerable circle In London.
"a lady, accompanied by little pet
dog which she carried in her arms,
visited her dressmaker. While there
another customer arrived with a fox
terrier. The latter became extreme
ly excited, and the pet dog showed un-
mistakable signs 0f alarm. At last
the little one jumped from the lady's
lap to the ground and was promptly
seized by the terrier who shook 1t
vigorously till the skin came of, re-
vealing a rat. It's owner recovered
without demur the price given for it
on application to the vendors, who
were doubtless pleased to get Of 80
lightly"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
The Art of Conversation.

The tone of good conversation is
flowing and natural: it is neither
heavy nor frivolous; it is learned
without cquivOcation. 1t is neither
made up Of lectures nor epigrams
Those who really converse reason
without arguing, joke without pun
ming. skillfully unite wit and reasons,
maxims and sallies. ingenious rail
lery and severe morality. They speak
Of everything in order that everyone
may have something to say; they do
not investigate too closely. for fear of
wca-ying: questions are introduced as
if by-the-by. and are treated with
rapidity; precision leads to elegance,
each one giving his opinion and SUP
porting it with few words No one at
tacks wantonly another's opinions, no
one supports his own obstinacy They
discuss in order to enlighten them
selves, and leave off discussing where
dispute would begin: every one gains
information, everyone recreates him.
self. and all go away contented; nay,
the sage himself may carry away
from what he has heard matter
worthy of silent meditation. Z
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
OVER $1,000 A YEAR AND Giving"
That Is the Story Of Michigan Farm,
er Who Lives in Western Canada.

Odds, Alberta, Dec. 10, 1906.
Mr.. NJ. v. McInnes. Detroit, Michigan:
Dear Sir and Friend--It will be four
years next May since came to Odds.
and have lived here ever since.
Since / came here wheat has run
from Is to As bu. per acre. oats from
IS to lis, that know of. I raised
that last year. 115 bu. to the acre of
the finest oats / ever saw. and oats
that sowed 31st day of May this
year went 721k to the acre and weigh
ed Al lbs. to the bushel. My barley
went 40 bu. last year and so this year,
and was not sown until the latter part
of May. had 5 acres of potatoes this
year and sold 700 bushels and put 275
bu. in the cellar, and no bugs to pick.
We have fine Government Cream
cry at Olds. Our COWS made Sal per
head and I didn't feed any grain;
only prairie hay, so you see we are do
ing well. We have the patent for
our homestead now and am very
thankful that We came to Alberta.
We have made Il little over $1,000
each year besides making our living.
I would not go back to Michigan to
live for anything. Ii had my choice
of ticket to Odds OF 4Oacre farm
in Michigan l would take the ticket
and in two years l could buy any of
them 4O-acrc farms. This is the coun-
try for a poor man, as we'll as man
with money.
will close. thanking you for our
prosperity, remain yours truly.
(Signed) OTTO YETTING.
Odds, Alberta, Canada. Box 159
Information as to how to secure
low rates to the free grant. lands of
Western Canada can be secured of
any Canadian Government agents
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
GOLD is WIDELY USED.
characterization Seen on Every Kind OF
Costume.

Everywhere one sees eouches OF
gold characterization; it is used on
frocks of every character: in hats,
and wrought into the borders of wells
and scarfs. A third morning suit to
be briefly described is in black and
white shepherds plaid. decorated with
black silk braid. edged with gold cord.
The rather short skirt hung in many
plaits that did not seem to be Sc.
cured for Il distance OF more. than five
inches below the waist line. The
bottom was finished with a bias band
about three inches in width, where
the double braiding was repeated.
The coat WAS of the Elton type, al.
though the arrangement OF the trim.
mings gave it Il pronounced bolero
effect at the back. The fronts were
Glite long and braided A black satin
craval. with tasSeled ends. gave a
smart finish to the neck. The three.
quarter sleeves repeated the effect in
crushed satin cuffs. with similarly
finished ends. Since the quiet craze
for cololed shirt waists has overtaken
femininity. black and white effects,
and especially checks, will be found
the safest medium to carry them, be.
ing Of smartest contrast for all colors.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29


months before we are able to scale
the giddy heights.
The tip-toe exercise makes the feet
and ankles supple and cOrrects an
awkwardness of gait that some WON.
en- possess. Try it, taking deep in
halation before your open window in
the morning.
Many women complain of tina,
tense, tired feeling about the waist.
Various causes may contribute to
this condition. Women accustomed
to sit or stand all day are the ones
likely to be so affected. Too much in.
door living and lack of vigorous ex.
ercise will also do 1t. When the cor.
sets are worn too tight and not enough
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29

also finely tucked. and is trimmed
with Valenciennes lace insertion put
on in diamond pattern up the out
side of arm. the material in the center
OF each diamond being tucked length
wise A deep -pleated frill
trims the wrist. .....
For No. 3 soft white silk is used: it
is gathered to form series of small
puffs, each divided by band OF silk
embroidered insertion; frill of the
silk falls over the hand.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
Vermont Bee Tree,

From tree which Hubbard Fisher
Of East Concord started to cut down
in the woods recently Mr.. Fisher took
a runaway swarm of bees and from
the hollow trunk three twelve-quart
pals of delicious honey.
Mr.. Fisher had started to cut down
tree when he discovered that it
was IL badly decayed and probably hol-
low, and therefore not fit for his use.
Happening to notice ut the same time,
however, that there were many bees
flying around 1t, he investigated, with
the res.lt already told.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
TWO YEARS IN BED
Or. Williams Pink Plils Cured Stub.
|, bora Rheumatism When Other
Treatment Gave No Relief.

| Or. Williams Pink Pills Cured Stub.
J. bore rheumatism When Other
Treatment Gave No Relief.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have been
curing the most stubborn cases Of
rheumatism for nearly a generation
and thousands Of grateful patients
have given testimony that cannot be
ignored.
Mr.. Robert Odbert, a machinist, liy.
ing at POI Cameron Street, Detroit,
Mich, mad very distressing expert.
ence with rheumatism for about two
years. He makes the following state
ment: about the year 1887 I felt the
effects of rheumatism which gradually
grew worse until was compelled to
give up work for q time. The years
of 80 and '96 I was confined to my bed
most of the time. was under doctors
treatment but found no relief. My
legs were swollen from the hips down.
ward and red blotches appeared all
over them. Frequently they panied
me SO that had to bind them tightly
Will, strips Of linen. This sometimes
relieved the pain but at other times
failed to do SO. At times had to
crawl to my work. using two crutches.
During these spells l suffered greatly
from pain around my heart which at
tribu.ed to the rheumatism.
AT last my mother wrote ME and
&skcd me to try DR.. Williams Pink
F:!..; did and in short time I
toUnd myself getting better and have
lad no trouble since. may here add
that consider myself perfectly cured
| have not had the least sign Of the
disease since and feel better now t1an
| ever did. For these reasons l
recommend DR. Williams Pink Pills
to amy one affected the same as was"
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists. or sent by mail, postpaid
on receipt Of price. so cents per box,
six boxes for $3.50. by the Dr. VIII
liams Medicine Co. Schenectady. N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29

freedom given to the muscles. a sim
llar condition arises
This weakness Of the muscles is
disastrous internally. the pelvic or
gans. The kidneys. liver aud bowels all
snffer in consequence
A simple exercise to strengthen ana
develop the muscles is pictured In the
sketch. Stand with feet close TO-.
sethel, bend the body slowly forward
without bending the knees, allowing
the arms to hang loosely at the sides.
After lowering the body as far as pos
sible, raise it few inches, then bend
forward again. Try this exercise five
times. then maintain correct standing
position.
Remember to breathe deeply as you
take these exercises. inhalins at the
start and exhaling as you finish.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
DURING THIS MONTH.
Excellent Advice Which Our Readers
Will Benefit BY.

Now is the time to get the rheu
matte poisons and foul acids from the
blood and system. states an eminent
authority, who says that Rheumatism
and Kidney trouble are caused by the
blood, which often becomes sour from
excessive acids, and also tells what to
do to make it pure and healthy. =
Get from any good prescription phar-
macy one-half ounce Fluid Extract
Dandelion, one ounce Compound Kar-
gon, three ounces Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla. Mix by shaking in a
bottle and take a teaspoonful after
meals and at bedtime.
Just try this simple blood cleaner
and tonic at the first sign of Rheu-
matism, or II your back aches or you
feel that the Kidneys are not acting
right. Any one can easily prepare
this mixture at home.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29

Philadelphia oncs More.
why do you think Phiiadelphi,
would be such q cheap place to live?
Because we'd have no running o.
penses. Henry Miller in Wonant
Companion.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
New Couture ls Quite Grecian.

The Grecian couture is less high
than 1t was last season, the hair be.
ing drawn loosely back and massed
about where the traditional Greek
knot is placed. There Is, however, no
semblance t the hard psyche knot in
the soft coils and puts and curls Of
the couture a la mode, The fashion.
able women in general are still wear.
ing their hair very high. but the
French influence has been noticeable
among the most modish women Of thu
opera crowd.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
UNDER.sLEEvEs IN FASHION.
Three Styles That Look Well ir
Many Materials.

No. is in finely-tucked white mus.
lin, trimmed with rows Of insertion
and frills of embroidered muslin about
one inch wide. The sleeve should fit
the arm quite tightly. and have elias.
tic threaded in the top hem to hold
1t in position.
No. would look we'll in thin silk,
muslin, net or crepe-tlc- Chine: it is
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29

CIV hides are worth 100 to lilo per 10.
70 1l.Se. - to size. Ftlrs are very high.
ssDeolally Mink and Muskrat. To get all
:h02 ere, worth. ship to the old. reliable
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-03-29
Capacity.

yes; suppose I'm one of the most
prominent men in college," remarked
the college sophomore.
Indeed! What capacity?" asked
the friend of the family.
Eighteen beers, eleven cocktails
and six whisky straights," replied the
young man proudly.-Puck.