The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-02-09
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Whatever it was Eve handed Adam,
be seems to have got it.-New York
Mail.
Money may be the root of evil but
lack of it is the full-grown tree
New York Press.
When a mans wife laughs at his
jokes they are pretty good-or else she
ls.-Washington Times.
When a woman won't say anything
nice about another it's sign she thinks
! her husband dOes.-New York Press.
When a man wears a pink shirt and
red tie it's a sign his wife is away
visiting her mother.-New York Press.
| Raisuli breaches "hOly war"-not
| the first occasion of a holy war for a
most unholy cause.-Philadelph Rec
ord.
Every man Who gets into an argu-
J ment seems to think that he is brass
band hired not to stop.-New York
, Press.
A mans idea Of being comfortable is
wearing something it makes his wife
mad to have him seen in.-New York
Press.
Hartman denies that he is going to
! retire from railroad affairs. His bust
ness is retiring Observation-Disclosures
! Press.
The railroads may abolish Congress
sional passes, but they cannot ignore
the laws that Congress passes.-Wash-
ington Post.
The principal in a French duel has
. been badly hurt. However, his antag-
Onist used an American revolver.-New
York American.
The lawyer who reads the Shahs
! will to his 800 widows will need plenty
OF nerve and a suit of armor.-New
= York American.
1t looks as if it would be necessary
! to work the block signal system on
Hartman before he can be stopped
! Philadelphia Press.
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surveyed, and all that is needed to
start the road is to heat the air.-Phil-
adelphia North American.
! Corey threatens to take a three
years wedding trip, but there are
hopes that he may be induced to pro-
! long it.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The 9O7 railroad pass is good only
within State limits. This will help some
toward maintaining the State rights
Observation-Disclosures Inquirer.
According to expectation, an lice
famine" has been scheduled for the
summer. The trust never disappoints
The DeOple.-New York American.
The United States Senate is not an
Edle body. When it has not other bust
hess to attract attention it can always
fall back on the Smoot case.-Chicago
News.
Eternal vigilance and obedsnce to
orders is the price of railway safety,
and it must be paid even if traffic
movement is impeded.-New York
Times.
Judge Gaynor intimates that the pub
lie really owns the railroads, so, if you
are not too busy, we will go out and
watch our trains go by.-New York
Herald.
Three minutes after a Southern man
had been hanged a reprieve for him ar
rived. Then it sometimes is too late
to mend, after ll.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Despite the fuss about alien labor on
the canal, there seems to be no rush
of native Americans clamorous for
picks and shovels-Philadelph
Ledger.
Science declares that man is a mere
aggregate of soap bubbles. Now we
, know at last why he is considered
such a smooth article-Philadelph
Telegraph.
Trust that poets generally will be
warned by the action Of the widow
who is suing for S675yOOO because an
old man wooed her in verse.-New
York Herald.
No one thinks Of calling a juggler a
captain of industry that is, so long as
| he juggles knives or plates. When he
juggles railroads it's different New
York American.
Unless reports are much exagger-
ated, sanitary conditions on the 18TH
mus are now so good as to make it
safe and pleasant winter resort-Phil.
| adelphia Record.
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