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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

It's pleasure TO tell our readers
about Cough Cure like DR.. Shops.
For years DR.. Shoop has fought against
the use Of Opium, Chloroforni, or other
unsafe ingredients commonly found in
Cough remedies. DR.. Shoop, 1t seems,
has welcomed the Pure Food and Drug
Law recently enacted, for he. has
worked along similar lines many years.
For nearly 20 years Dr.. Shops Cough
Cure containers have had warming
printed on them against opium and
Other Earcntic' p0isons He has thus
made II possible for mothers 70 protect
their children by simply Insisting on
hAvlnK DR.. Shoop'z Cough Ours. Sold
~ FiO1eer Drug o..
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Does Coffee disagree with your
Probably it does! Then try DR.. Shops
Health Coffee. Health Coffee" is a
clever combination OF sparched cereals
and nuts. Not grain OF real Coffee,
yet its flavor and taste matches closely
old Java and Mocha Coffee. II your
stomach, heart or kidneys cant stand
coffee drinking, try Health Coffee. II
is wholesome, noufishing and satisfy.
ing. It's safe even for the youngest
child. Sold by Ringsrud Mercantile
Go.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

We are pleased TO announce that Fe-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds and
lung troubles Is not affected by the Ma
tional Pure Food and Drug law as II
contains no 0piates or other ha~mi,
drugs, and we recommend 1t rs a sale
remedy for children aud adults.
Tn, editor Of the Memphis, Tenn,
Times writes: I'm my opinion Foley q
Honey and Tar is the best remedy for
coughs, colds and lung trouble, and 10
my own personal knowledge Foley's
HONEY and Tar has accomplished many
permanent cures that have been little
short of marvellous. Refuse any but
The genuine In the yellow package. -
Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Mrs. Longworth calls her walking
suits .'slinkers,' name that may not
be unfamiliar to women as 1t is to
most men.
Gunbnsta-Did you wife have high
fcver?
De Style-Very. The doctors bills
amounted to $500. New York Press.
Glass brushes are used by artists
who decorate china. They are made of
glass fibers 20 thin that they seem like
spun silk.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
An Effective Riddle.

On one occasion when he was busy
President Lincoln received a delega'
ton of men who were endeavOring te
hurry the passing Of some petty bill.
When they entered. Lincoln looked mp
gravely and said:
..If Won call the tall Of sheep leg,
how many legs will the sheep have?''
Five said the spokesman.
NO" replied Lincoln: ut would
only have four. Calling the tail lee
wouldn't make 1t one
The delegation departed in discom.
fiture-Pittsburg Post.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
J.a.~e., nay w.rn,.r :, ~

A citizen OF H0henwald, Tenn. re.
Gently found that one Of his hens had
laid an egg upon the shell of which
was plainly water lined the words,
Prepare for the Judgment, for 1t il
close at hand" The find was made
known. and the egg Immediately be-
came the center OF much curiosity,
says Dickson Crenn., dispatch to the
New York World. 1t II now on exhl.
billion at HohenwaM and has caused
CONSERVATION smoag the superstitioua
Many believe It . warning Of the judg-
nent day.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
TO Mothers n This rova

Children who are delicate, feverish
and cross will get Immediate reliel
from Mother Gtay's Sweet Powders fo'
Children. They cleanse the stomach
act on the liver, making sick child
strong and healthy. A certain cure
for worme. Sold by all druggists, 25s
Sample FREE. Address, Allen s. Ohm
sted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Your money refunded II after usiug
three fourss ~ OF tube OF MaDZsn
you are dissatisfied. Return the bal.
ance of the tube to your druggist. and
your money viii be cheerfully re-
turned. Take advantage of this offer
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Already preparations are being MADE
to harvest ice. This IL the same icl
that will be scarce next summer Phil
adelphia Ledger.
Hall Gaines slapdash criticism d
Shakespeare looks like advertising foI
somebody, and It could hardly ~ ned
"a for William of Avon New Yok1
Commercial.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Navy Children are sickly.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Children, used by Mother Gray. a
nurse in Children's Home, New York,
Break up Colds In "a hours, cure Fever.
ishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles,
Teething Disorders, and Destroy
Worms, Al all druggists. 25c. Sample
mailed FREE. Address, Allen s. Dim
stead, Leroy, N. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
A scotch Joke.

jamie having come into the posses
sion OF considerable wealth through
the death Of relatives was thus ad-
dressed by one of his neighbors:
AYE, Jamie, 1t was guild thing FOR
you that your rich freens waur born
afore ye."
''Wee'." said Jamie. I'm nae sac
cure about that: but it was a gnfd
thing that they deed before me. "--Chi.
cagO Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Footpads on lonely street.
Halt! Throw up your hands,"
"Nhat yer got, Billy?"
"Come look at him, Pete. Fine
looking duck rugged out in long light
.0vercOat and tall hat"
where's he been?"
''Says he's been downtown buying
Christman presents for all his family
and all his friends
What? Give the poor chap q nickel
carfare and apologize for holding him
up. | bet he's broke. Chicago Daily
News
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
How "a Avoid Apoe udic,t;.

Most victims OF appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic
constipation by Stimulating the liver
and bowels and restores The natural
action Of the bowels. Orino Lax.
alive Fruit Syrup does not nanseate
or grippe and Ia mild and pleasant To
take. Refuse substitutes. Pioneer
Drug Go.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Group can positively he stopped In
20 minutes. No vomiting -nothing TO
pleasant, and safe Syrup, called Dr.
Shops Group Cure, does the work
and does it quickly. DR.. Shops
Group Cure is for Group alone, remem-
Der. 1t does not claim to cure dozen
ailments. It's for Group, that's all.
Sold by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Chicagu,s Postmaater.

Postmaster Busse has an automobile
which he is too modest to use. He
thought it would be a fine thing in
which to ride to and from his Office
but when the machine arrived. with
its shining paint and brasses, he said
it was too grand for him, and that
he would continue using his horse and
buggy until he could get used to the
new .magnifcance He is still riding
In the buggy.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

She-You say you are devoted to art.
What is the particular art that you
love best?
He-Thou art.
Little Willie-Say, pa, what are the
dogs Of war?
Pa-Almost any two strange dogs
when they meet, my SON.
She-Wbo broke the engagement
He-He did.
She-How? e.
He-SOld his automobile.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Wrong.

This STORY is told Of college pro-
fessor who was noted for his con-
tentration Of mind.
The professor WAS returning home
one night from i scientific meeting,
sill pondering over the subject. He
reached his room ID safety, when he
haarl noise which seemed to come
from under the bed.
~ some one there? p he asked.
NO. Professor answered the in
truder, who knew Nh peculiarities
ssThatss strange. war positive
oone sone wAss under M bed" COM
nenteo ~ I1srRp1 msn Judge.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

''Pineules" tnon-alcoholic) made
from resin from our Pine Forests, used
for hundreds OF years for bladder and
kidney diseases. Medicine for thirty
days, $l.00 Guaranteed 10 give salts
faction or money refunded. Get our
guarantee coupon from the Pioneer
drug store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
CHILLING Thought.

Yes said the high Russian Official,
II keep very good hours at all times. !"
Indeed" replied the interviewer.
~ suppose you believe in that old
maxim, Early to bed. early to riseg"
Yes. bnt--er- please don't put It
that way"
why npt?''
.'Well. 1t sounds too suggestive OF
some one putting bomb under the
bed
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Hurtinx for Troubie

i've lived in California 20 years
and am still hunting for trouble 10 the
way of burns, sores, wounds. boils, cuts
sprains, or case Of piles that Buck
lens Arnica Salve won't quickly cure,
writes Charles Walters. OF Allegheny
Sierra Co. No use hunting, Mr.. Wal
tiers; II cures every case. Gnar&nteed
by the Union Doug Co. 25c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

A writer In London Truth says that
in twenty years America will be much
the greatest nation on the globe. In
twenty years. Which ID much the
greatest nation on the globe now?--s
Eagle Bend News.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Pr,ee,1canae,.t.

.How did you ike the cocktail, coss
nel:'
s.lt was very fine; very fine indeed.
Er-but wasn't that an unusually
large cherry you put in It? Why, It
almost choked me.
Cherry: Why. didn't put any
cherries in 1T at ALL
.sYou didn't? BY Frankfort, sab, J
must have swallowed my teeth View
Orleans Times-Democrat.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

No one 10 immune from kidney .roub-
ESQ jnet remember that Foley's Kidney
Cure will stop the Irregularities and
"nre any case OF kidney and bladder
trouble that is not beyond the reach OF
medicine. Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Sfllng.

Miss Primseed--So you're going to
marry the preacher. Well, hope
yon'll be happy. and all that sort of
thing, but--yOu mustn't mind my
speaking plainly wonder you didn't
choose some one little less meek and
-er-timid. can tell you. my dear,
only very brave man will wed me.
The Betrothed-Yes.. can believe
that: but do you think you will ever
ind one with Sufficient courage?
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
No Need.

II wish, Jane" said the fond mother
to her new nurse. that YOU would
use a thermometer to ascertain IL the
water is the right temperature when
you give baby his bath
"Oh," replied Jane, cheerfully,
'don't worry about that. don't need
any thermometer. If the little 'un
turns red. the water is too hot; IL it
turns blue, it's too cold, and there you
are."-Life.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
A Valuable Lesson

six years ago | learued q valuable lee
son. writes John Pleasant, OF Maeno-
liza, Ind. II then hogan taking DIR.
Kings Life Pill S, and the longerI take
them the better find them They
please every body. Guaranteed by the
Union Drug Co.. druggists, 25c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Virgil +. Kline, lawyer Of Cleveland.
In an address upon Ambition" said:
Ambition. Is an excellent thing,
Without 1t the world would not
progress. But there are worthy and
unworthy ambitions, silly and wise
ones.
Then there are the peculiar, the dis.
tinctive ambitions, such as we see in
childhood.
Thus once knew a little boy who
had an ambition to be a letter carrier,
and, finding in cedar chest In the
attic great bundle Of love letters that
his mother had been preserving since
the days OF her courtship, he packed
them in leather school satchel and
distributed them from house to house
throughout the neighborhood.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
- sresn II New Shoes Always Use

Aliens Foot Ease, powder. II
prevents TiRhtness and Blistertng,
cures Swollen, Sweating, Aching feet.
AT al Druggists and shoe stores, &c,
sample. mailed FREE. Address A. s.
OImetesd, Leroy. New York.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Ia the course or selection work on
tobacco 1T was shown that improved
types may readily be- secured by select
Ing individual plants for seed bearers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Clean velvet by rubbing with cloth
dipped in powdered magnesia. Shake
well occasionally and when entirely
gone over brush with a clean brush.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
NJ H.

II love nice lawn more than any
thing else about house"
You are different from me. don't
kys any kind OF lawn mower"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

lake LAxATIvE BRoMo Quinine
Tablets. Druggists refund money II it
fails to cure. Il. w. GROVES signature
IL ON each hnx 25.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Possesses wonderful medical power
over the human body, removing all
disorders from your system, il what
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea will
do. Makes You we'll, keeps you well
35cents, Tea or Tablets. Pioneer
Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Large pillows are not good to sleep
on. because the head In too high when
1t rests on them and this prevents that
deep, regular breathing that gives good
lungs.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Not To Ne Tempted by Wealth,

~ see said the poets wife. that
laborers who work i'm the tunnels they
ere digging under the rivers Mt New
York get 81 day
"Well.' he replied. "you needn't
throw out any hints. I'm not going
to waste my talent in tunnel even
though It Is necessary for us to get
along on $3.50 week. Mere wealth
cannot tempt me to ignore the debt
which owe to Dosterity"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
To Cure LaGrippe

Take Anti-Qninine, the Great Cold
and LaGrippe Cure. 1t is a specific for
LaGrippe. Contains no Quinine. Sold
by all druggists.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

That's the house the Doctor built,
The biggest house you zee;
Thank goodness he don't get our mOn'
ey,
For we take HOLSTERS Rocky Noun.
tain Tea. Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Piles get quick relief from DR..
Shoop's Magic Ointment. Remember
it's made ALONE for Piles-and it
works with certainty and satisfaction
Itching, painful, protruding, or blind
piles disappear like magic by it's use.
Try 1t and see Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

To stop cold with "Preventics" is
safer than 70 let 1T run and cure Ii
afterwards. Taken at the ''sneeze
STAGE Prevenlics will head off all
colds and Grippe, and perhaps, save you
from Pneumonia or Bronchitis. Pre-.
ventics are little toothsome candy cold
cure tablets selling in cent and rs
cent boxes. II you are chilly, ii you
begin to sneeze, try Preventics. They
will surely check the cold, and please
you. Sold by Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28

Don't form the habit OF running uI
bills; they only lead to overcharge1
and accumulative debts.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
Nothing Doing

DO you allow children in your fiat?'
sh" asked of the janitor
I'VE do. ma'am."
Small children that like TO play or
the stairs p
Yes, ma'am. Most of all our ten
ants have children"
May ! bring my little dog in the
fat if want to-"
No objections whatever. mia am
May | play the piano after Il
oclock?''
AS late as You please, ma'am."
Coo, onions?'
Certainly
Il don't want 1t. don't like that
kind of place. Milwaukee Sen
tinel.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
It's the highest standard Of oualis

lt's the highest standard OF quality,
natural tonic. cleanses your system,
reddens the cheeks, brightens the
ewes, gives flavor to all you eat. Hoi-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea will do
this for you. 30 cents, Tea or Tablets.
Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
sue builder.

A tissue builder, reconstructor,
builds up waste force, makes strong
nerves and muscle. You will realize
after taking Hollisier's Rocky Noun
tain Tea what wonderful benefit IL
will be TO you. IS cents. Tea or Tab.
lets. Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
1t Keeps II. Peet war~ asa D.,

Ask today for Aliens Foot Ease, q
powder. II cures Chilblains, Swollen,
Sweating. Sore, Aching. Damp feet.
At all Druggists and Shoe S,ores, 25c.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-02-28
: a good old world after all.

It's good old world after all;
II you have no friends or money,
In the river you can fall;
Marriages are quite common and
More people there would be,
Provided you take Rocky Mounta
Tea.-PiOneer Drug Store.
New-York tribune., 1907-08-04

carried about i'll the Jaws of one OF the workers
Once their full size IS reached. the wornike forms
quiet down and spin cocoon about themselves. as
many other insects do. They are the So called
pupr or dolls. shown At o. In this enveop they
pass week. during which time they take on more
and more the form of the adult " first, the
body looks much the same all over, but II. soon
becomes divided into three distinct portions which
form first, the head with Its eyes, fceerS and laws
second the thoraX or chest to which the three pairs
ol legs are attached; and third the abdomen within
winch the vital organs OF the body lie. The whole
animal, moreover becomes sheathed a laver of
tough substance called chitn. This hardening
serves as sure coat OF arnor for the throughout
ITS lite Such we'll advanced pupp Is shown at tg).
with one end ot the case torn away. y still older
one IS the one At (h) entirely free This already
tull hedged and, after having been licked clean by
the older sisters mother VIII presently be ready
to take her proper place in the colony
he colony IS now strengthened; for the first brood
New-York tribune., 1907-08-04

He smiled - Dick " -' presumed ..- .-
Your Majesty. he venture l. -... .--.On
the name Of the man who employed -..- is,
not 70 InIIIrc YOU but one he hal ,.---- =
Casa Trlant h.,u~cf> Well = - the D- ar
mona: and when the brg-.rl,iS Is failed lie ing
Casa Tri.,na Knocked he head a-i - n a
house Of his ~ Granada, 50 thar he could ne
GIRL " ho was engaged u my friend. ". .- ask
Lady Monica Vale. ~.- II | am not te--.-- he
truths t4- as she knows It
The King, without ans"er.nT, turned yes on
Monica
l. : true. >.-. thar We We're engaged piled
TO the question III his look e love HIN aci
promised to marry the Duke only becau ---i.
If | did. he would save Ramon from III --1-
and worse He told NE he had he,re .
get out OF Spain :" England. when h. ne
point of being arrested f'-->o--e------ -t2-
Te-lcd IN Seville Now | know = Ev-.~- ---tt
he led. and that he has been hor-. 1S
L. Ramon, as well as 10 ue. / r---- -.- NY
promise u HIM Tomorrow. - ever
This seems a strange ~-'-v. sad --- L
must hear II ~ length. It-r- BIZ -.--- y
against Your wish You shall --s--- -.e ..-
love We VIII see 20 t.s-. v .---.- 4
clear himself or not ~ -.-- friend CASA l-
| owe HIM "a triple dc.'- I---- .- e. I ---c --
giving h:rl certain estates IN ---r = --- U-
lcvc | have been keeping m --.~- ..r Fart
can never repay: and r-r-- We'll. e we
him bride who loves h----. perhaps he .. -er
himself partly repaid
' | thank Your Majesty Thousand -.--. --L
Monica looked at ME. She WAS r-- but
there WAS heaven II her eyes
- I'irI Il Rert" shouted D.cs. a~ v- l.
though they had no. heard o- ua .. Lax
passed. took up the cry w.th all Their -- ~
THE END
New-York tribune., 1907-08-04
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR AUGUST f. 1907

open space out came her hands and for instant
| Thought She would have run 20 me. bur her
mother quick eve, had identified ,hc man between
th, civil guards and she seized Monica hy the arm
ticr back" SAID one Of chc civil guards dngrlly
No is allowed 70 20 nearer 10 he King
/ must speak u those ladies, SAID shaking
one shoulder fccc.
Another step and vouU spend Your night be
tween prison walls" uurrerei the guard. furious
ROYALTY.
Bu, now the eyes Of ROYALTY We're upon NE, and
there was recognition in them He held u his hand
I1IicrarlVcly.
Let that gentleman go he said He j. a friend
If mine ScTorcs. am glad 10 see vpu again Have
YOU come 70 congratulate me ON my marriage,
The guards stepped back; and The King ques-
t:ou was a command He SAID HcIlo-eS. therefore
he was speaking 20 D.c5 a. we'll a. 70 me. walked
D.,k. who had kept behind IN the crowd was a. my
side
C.r1uona' face grew scarlet. then yellow pale |
beg Your MaIcsty'S forgiveness. he SAID. but YOU
cannot know hat know of thu, man, or YOU would
not receive him THIS may he another horrible plot.
tor he the Marques lie ta-.t TrInt, suspected ot
throwing a bomb Barcelona some wears ago. who
not only has broken his parole and come secretly -
Spain, but has been following YOU about from place
to place in his motor car. .u -
The King burst on, laughing. in his boy:Sh way.
All the better for /: he has. he has
tinuallv found the way 20 DO some good turn.
II II hadn't been f,r hrru and his motor car m not
sure that | should be hcre-,,nd haqpy-to-ily
lie held out his hand 10 me YOU aye the Marques
lie Casa Tritra," he SAID And that why YOU
Wouldn tell me Your name when Your friend let me
know had one thing to thank YOU tor besides
those | kncu-on the day of the br:gtnis:"