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The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mrs. DIR. Cher rington, who oc-
companied her husband to Co
lumbus in attendance of the state
Board of Health meeting, visited
her people in the city, returning
Sunday evening.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Word comes from Gibisonville
that the protracted meeting there
were very successful, there faying
been 60 persons to the altar, Al
conversions and 10 taken into the
church.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
Notice of Appointment

Estate OF VIM. Weston hayeT, Deceased.
The undersigned has been appointed aud
qualified as EKecutriK OF the Estate OF
William Westenhaver late of Hooking
County, deceased. Dated this 10 day OF
December, A. ID. 1909.
Jan 81 a-w Exeeutrix
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Miss Anna Whitley and Miss
O'Connor, of Lancaster are the
pleasant house guests of Mrs.
Henry Kessler.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

The Ohio Sun says; Mr.. Sid
ney A. McManigal will entertain
with number of parties this week
for his guests, Mr.. and Mrs.
,1henevert and Miss Loveridge, of
Defiance, o. Among the affairs
to be given will be a box party
at the Great Southern theatre,
4 thursday night, and dancing
party Friday night at the Nc
Manigal home, $40 East Town
street. Mr., McManigal and his
guests will attend the club dance
Wednesday night at the Parsons.
There will be about 200 guests at
the dancing party Friday night.
Mr.. McManIgal will be assisted by
his nieees, Miss Maude McManigal
and Mics Isminger.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

The County Commissioners put
in d great Improvement in the Au-
ditor's office, by way of fire proof
book case and receiving counter
combined. The affair is much
needed improvement.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mrs. DR.. Ranuells is in McArth-
ur this week, called there by the
death of Mr.. Will. The wife of
the deceased is a cousin of Mrs.
Will Heft.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

The Music committee of the NJ.
L. church are preparing a farce
drama, to be given in the Logan
Opera House, by home talent,
early in March. Watch for the
date,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

A party Of ten yonng men of
Nelsonville, were in attendance to
"The Girl Who Looks Like Me"
at the local opera house Tuesday
avapinu -..---.-.-
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Uncle Ben White of South
Perry and Marion Alstadt of
Laurelville, we're "good pair to
draw to-" attending court We'd
nesday. Marion tells of Uncle
Ben counting railroad ties along
the "Bee Line" but the old stall
wart gets back at him, and says
Marion was "short" and wanted
to walk on in to Lancaster to save
the car fare.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
"REMINISCENCES ii
OF M'KINLEY
Governor Harris a Speaker at Ban
quet of Tippeoanoe Club.
HERRICK THE T0ASTMASTER

Condition Of Common Schools Of Ohio
as Shown by the Report Of the Com
n1issioner-outraee Perpetrated by
Gang Of Loggers other News Of
the State.
Cleveland, Jan. 30.-At the annual
Mckinley day banquet of the Tippe-
canoe club of this city. Governor An
drew l.. Harris. who served as lieuten-
ant governor during McKinley's term
as governor, was one of the speakers,
and gave many personal reminis.
cences. Senator.elect William Alden
Smith of Michigan and former Cover
nor Myron 7. Herrick and others also
paid tribute to the life and public ser
vices of Mckinley Several hundred
people attended the banquet which
was presided over by President Tired
way of the 1ippecance club, and at
which former Governor Herrick acted
as toastmaster.
Governor Harris said: Ten years
ago Mckinley was celebrating his
birthday at his old home. IT was his
last birthday in Canton. He had been
a private citizen the previous year and
was at that time the president-elect %,
the United States. What a career was
his for quarter of a century in public
life! From congressman to governor,
and from governor to president, he
passed up with such brief intervals
that he was constantly before the peo-
pie, from the Hayes campaign of 1876
until his death in 1901 No ruler of
earth was ever more beloved than he.
No head of government ever knew his
people so well. No people ever con-
fided in their chief executive so
much. He believed that the voice of
the people is Tie voice of God and his
ear was ever ready to receive The
word William Mckinley was in every
way the ideal American. He died. as
he lived, Christian gentleman-with
the love of all who knew him. with
the respect Of all mankind. The world
is better because he lived in 1t, and
generations to come will be benefited
by his noble example,
School Commissioners Annual.
Columbus, o., Jan. 30.-The annual
report of the state commissioner OF
common schools shows that there was
enrolled in the public schools of Ohio
during the past year 1882 children,
of whom 64,166 were in high schools.
The average daily attendance was
626,267. There were erected during
the year 259 schoolhouses at a cost OF
S2,516,000. The total value of school
property in the state is 1850
The total receipts for school purposes
during the year was s22.1SS.612 and
the expenditures $2O,971,0 ,041 The re-
port suggests that legislation is need
ed In Ohio that will fixe the standard
for the granting of a charter to a col
lege or a university or other educa-
tional institution that has the legal
right TO confer degrees.
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c as Fails,

Roseville, o., Jan 29.-Zero wealth.
Gr and scarcely any gas is the situa-
tion in this community. The schools
have been closed on account of gas
shortage,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Our good friend j. A. McClel-
land, of Perry, was in Logan
Wednesday ana made us plea
SAINT call.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Get in the game at the public
Whist Club party to be given at
the Red Mems Hall on Friday
evening. Your admission fee will
go toward the railroad shop pro-
position.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Almost all the factories of Logan
were compelled to shut down
Monday on account of cold
weather.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

We are sorry to learn that Theo-
dore, the Frasch Brothers former
baker is not improving on health,
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
The Choir Singer, Feb. 8.

Can you play Wbist2 Well,
come anyhow, to the Whist Club
reception at the Red Mems Hall,
Friday night and watch the games.
The admission tees go toward
raising money to assist the Board
of Trade in their railroad shop
undertaking.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

c. C. Hansel and family of
brakes, are visiting relatives and
friends in and about Logan.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
Feal1ns Position.

Columbus, o., Jan. 30 Edward j..
Davis general freight and passenger
agent Of lhe Cclun bps, Delaware 4
Marion Traction company rendered
his resignation 20 take effect Feb, /.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Thurness
of Lancaster, spent few days
this week with Mrs. Thurness'
mother, Mrs. Samuel Mauck Of
Rlverdale.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mrs. Willis Mcdonald returned
to her home on Glenview Heights
last Thursday after weeks visit
with her brother-in-law at Circle
Vile.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mrs. Ida Raudebaugh purchased
the property belonging to Mr..
Frank Thurness in Riverdale. The
deal was closed Saturday.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. John Price and wife, of
Charleston, w. Va, were visitors
with Irwin Krieg few days.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Miss Mabel Blosser, after a
weeks illness, is out again and at
her duties at Kessler Bros. Jewelry
store.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Sleighing for the older ones and
coasting for the youngsters has
been first class this week.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
Motion Allowed.

Columbus, o.. Jan, 30.-The su-
preme court allowed the motion TO ad-
vance the case OF the Cleveland Trust
company against he STATE of Ohio eX
rel. A. ID. Alexander, a taxpayer, et al
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
Flshermen on an Ice FIoe.

Riga, Russia, Jan. 30,-Fourteen
fishermen drifted out into the Gulf OF
Riga on an ice foe. They were fishing
when the ice broke and they suddenly
found themselves being blown out %
sea by a strong wind. Steamers went
out in search of the fishermen.
Jap School Resolution.
Sacramento Cal, Jan. 30.-The sen
ate voted down the minority resolu-
ton on the Japanese school question
and passed the senate concurrent res
olution reported by the majority. The
majority resolution which was adopt
ed without debate. strenuously pro
tests against the unwarranted interfer-
ence with the constitutional rights of
the state, and requests the governor
and attorney general To do all things
necessary to protect and save the
rights of the state of California" The
expected arraignment OF the president
did not materialize.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Ben. Tritsch of
Columbus, spent Saturday and
Sunday with relatives in Logan.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Miss Jess Bowen of Union
Furnace, is visiting her sister,
Mrs. Frank johnson.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
The Choir Singer Feb. 8,

Mrs. A. M. Sparks is visitor
in Columbus.
Mr.. Arch Kennard has returned
to Lancaster.
Mr.. j. w. Gabriel was in Athens
Monday.
Mrs. Della Huls of Rockbridge,
was visitor in Logan, Tuesday.
Mr.. Will Williamson of Laurel
vile, was in Logan, Wednesday.
Mr.. j. C. Stoughton of Rock
bridge, attended court Wednes-
day.
Mrs. Agnes Tidd and son of
Lancaster, are guests Of Mrs. John
Tritch.
Mrs. Henry Kessler will enter
tain the Social Circle next We'd
nesday.
Mr.. j. j. Johnston of West
Hooking, was in attendance at
court, Wednesday
The Choir Singer Feb. 8.
Mr.. Chas. Baldwin, of Napoleon,
is visiting with relatives here this
week.
Mr.. Charles Frasch, of Colum
bus is the guest of his mother for
a few days stay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Snlder have
moved into their elegant new home
on Glenview Heights.
Mayor Dollison was housed up
few days this week with a touch
of la gripe.
The high waters of the Hooking
has receded and the low-landers
are at peace again.
Miss Jess Bowen of Union
Furnace, is visiting her sister,
Mrs. Frank johnson.
Sleighing for the older ones and
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

A freeze up caused a bursted
pipe in the court house Monday,
and flooded the lower hall.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
local NEWS.
The Logan Pottery Com
pany has plenty of that
good coal at 10 cents per
bushel, delivered. Citizen
phone 1876.

Mr.. Ralph Edmiston Sundayed
in Athens.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. Will Rauch, has come back
to Logan, after long stay in
Elpaso, Texas.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

The high waters of the Hooking
has receded and the low-landers
are at peace again.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson moved to
Lancaster Friday where they will
make their future home.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. Charles S. Gorden of Mores
vile, Ind, was welcome visitor
to our office last Friday.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Miss Mabel Rossman is i'll at
her home on Glenview Heights.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. George Shirts, of Orland,
returned from an extended visit
in Island Of Cuba.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mayor Dollison was housed up a
few days this week with a touch
of la grippe.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
below zero Mondy morning.

The thermometer registered "A
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. and Mrs. Will Sn1der have
moved into their elegant new home
on Glenview Heights.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
The Choir Singer Feb. 8.

Mr.. Chas. Baldwin, of Napoleon,
is visiting with relatives here this
week.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31
SELECTIONS
PLEASE THAW
New Jurors Picked to Replace the
Two Excused by the Court.
ONE KNEW STANFORD WHITE

Seven More Talesmen Challenged Per
emptoriIy by Defense and One by
the state-Member Of the Thaw
Family Again In oourt-Dsr,issed
Jurors Statement.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. j. j. Johnston of West
Hooking, was in attendance at
court, Wednesday
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

Mr.. Charles Frasch, of Colum-
bus is rhe guest of his mother for
few days stay.
The Democrat-sentinel. [volume] (Logan, Ohio) 1906-1935, 1907-01-31

local NEWS.
The Logan Pottery Com
pany has plenty of that
good coal at 10 cents per
bushel, delivered. Citizen
phone 1876.
Mr.. Ralph Edmiston Sundayed
In Athens.
| The thermometer registered "A
below zero Mondy morning.
Miss Mabel Rossman is ill at
her home on Glenview Heights.
Mr.. Will Rauch, has come back
to Logan, after a long stay in
Elpaso, Texas.
Mr.. George Shirts, of Orland,
returned from an extended visit
in Island Of Cuba.
Mr.. Charles S. Gorden of Mores
vile, Ind, was welcome visitor
to our office last Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson moved to
Lancaster Friday where they will
make their future home.
A freeze up caused bursted
pipe in the court house Monday,
and flooded the lower hall.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ben. Tritsch of
Columbus, spent Saturday and
Sunday with relatives in Logan.
Miss Mabel Blosser, after
weeks illness, is out again and at
her duties at kessler Bros. Jewelry
store.
Mrs. Ida Raudebaugh purchased
the property belonging to Mr..
Frank Thurness in Riverdale. The
deal was closed Saturday.
Mrs. Willis Mcdonald returned
to her home on Glenview Heights
last Thursday after q weeks visit
with her brother-in-law at Circle
Vile.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Thurness
of Lancaster, spent a few days
this week with Mrs. Thurness'
mother, Mrs. Samuel Mauck of
Rlverdale.
The County Commissioners put
in great Improvement in the Au-
1sfA,1e nj ~ e
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13
The Grill Opens Its Doors

Charles Rose has opened up te
the public his new and elegantly
furnished Grill. 1t can be safely
stated that from point of service
and appointments this is the
finest restaurant in the county
and will compare favorably with
any in the state. 1t is fashioned
somewhat after the Golden Grill
in Reno.
Mr.. Rose has demonstrated
that ne is thoroughly familiar
with the high class restaurant
business, and working upon the
proposition that Phoebe is en-
titled to and should have some
thing equal to the city, at least
in the matter of eating, for we
are as particular in this line
as any. From the expressions
OF qualification heard on all
sides, Mr.. Rose is certainly on
the right track. He promises
a Sunday dinner that has never
been surpassed in this mans
town.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13

D. w. Holloway has purchas-
ed the lot just north of the No.
l hose house. and will erect a
large two story lodging house in
near future for the accommoda-
ton of the public.
Have yeur wood delivered, cut any length de-
sonable.
E. Shisler, formerly of Colo
RADIO, will start general livery
business and sale stable in Phoebe
as soon as accommodations can
be secured and details can be
arranged. Mr.. Shisler and as
sociates have eight draft teams
and eight livery teams, with
harness and wagons in Ely at
present and these will be moved
here.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13

Henry R. Ellis and Arthur
Murphy passed through Phoebe
this week en- route to Salt Lake
City from Bristol District.
Fresh ranch eggs and creamery butter at the
Phoebe Meat Market.
1t has been decided unanimous
ly by a large majority of the
married men of Phoebe, that
their wives will soon leave on a
vacation during the hot summer
months. Real kind, isn't it.
H. H. Bennett, of Boston,
arrived in Phoebe Sunday
evening, and will take a position
as assistant manager of the Bos-.
ton-Pioche properties, Mr.. Ben
nett was formerly engaged here
with the Janet Mining Company,
when that company was operat-
ing at the Half Moon. Mr..
Bennett expresses himself as be-
ing somewhat surprised at the
progress the town is making and
notices a considerable growth in
since his last visit.
Sheriff Smith has succeeded
in perfecting arrangements for
the grading of the new county
Jail and men and teams will
shortly be put to work breaking
ground,
FoUND--A large grey gelding. came into our
ranch. Owner may recover property BY proving
ownership and paying costs. Address Gardner
Ranch Co.. Hike. Nevada.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13

PIocHE BROKERAGE &C
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13
Notice

Notice Is hereby given that Hans Olson and C.
y. Patterson. have made application to the board
=. souny commissioner Of Lincoln county, Ne
tsnance and operation Of an electric power line
and telephone line. from Spring Valley, in
IN. me county ot Lincoln. and State of Nevada, TO
thence TO the town Of Caliente. in the same
county and state; said franchise to include the
necessary right-of-way for the same and to give
said applicants the right to replace and substitute
fos said electric power line, a gasoline steam or
other motive power line.
Notice Is hereby given that said application
VIII come up for hearing before the board Of
county commissioners of said Lincoln county.
Nevada. at the regular meeting of said board, 70
De held IN the couru house at Pioche on the first
Monday OF August. 1907: at which time and place
All persons interested In the granting or refusing
to grant such authority, franchise. and right-of-
way. shall have the right to be heard either in
person or by attorney. and at which time and
place the said board Of county commissioners will
receive bids for such franchise and riaht-of- way
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13
Notice 10 Bidders.

Bids for cells for the County Jail at Phoebe.
Lincoln County, Nevada. will be received up 10
10 O'Clock on the 9th of August, 1907, at the Of
nee OF the County Clerk at Phoebe. Nevada
Each bid must be accompanied by q working
model. plans and specifications. showing locking
devices and general construction. samples Of the
material 70 be used and a certified check In the
sum OF at least ten per cent Of the bid.
The Board of County Commissioners reserves
the right to reject any and all bids
WIN. E. ORR, County Clerk
BY order Of the Board Of County Commission
ers.
Date Of tirst publication July 6, 1907.
Date Of last publication Aug. 10. 1907.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13
Notice 10 Bidders.

, Bids for the erection of County Jail at Phoebe
Lnco,n County Nevada. win be received up to
nee OF the County Clerk at Pioche Nevada.
Saau building to be "a feet by rs feet on ths
INSIDE. with foot walls and l6 feet high and n
be constructed of stone. 's'' anu -
Each bid must be accompanied nv n v,orl;Do
Maouel. plans and specifications. showing genera
construction. and certified check in s,,m ~ a,
least ten per cent of the bid - -
The Board Of County Commissioner rasa,vs,
the right to reject any all bids
WIN. +. ORR. County Clark.
ers SO"'S S"hii''issioh'
Date Of first publication July 6, 1907.
Date Of last publication Aug. 10. 1907
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13

Bids for the construction of the
building and the installing the of
steel cells are being advertised
for and the contracts will be let
at the August meeting of the
board of county commissioners.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13
Hans Olson and C. P. Chris

Jensen. two of Caliente's fore
most business men were in
Phoebe Wednesday, proving up
on some land entries in Meadow
Valley Wash.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13

Mr.. I. E. Ryan, son of John
A. Ryan of the Butte and Bris-
toll, made a flying trip to town
Tuesday, returning the same
evening.
Fine line Of candies just received at IN. nrnu
Store.
The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1906-1908, 1907-07-13
OUR LOCAL STOCKS

Quotations of the leading
stocks of Phoebe and nearby dis
tricts.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-06
TREES THAT ARE A MYSTERY.


California has one tree which 10 the
RECONCILIATION OF mystery. Found NO.
where else in the world. It had . mys.
terious origin and thrives In Q region
Of mystery.
The Mojava yucca 10 Q vegetable
freak which has developed into . spe-
cies. It has the characteristics Of sew.
eral plants. to which no relationship
can be traced.
1t Is an endogen. yet its bark shows
concentric rings such az characterize
the exogenous stems. II lives and
thrives In great numbers In Z region
early devoid Of vegetation. In q land Of
heat and thirst and barrenness.
Another tree in California which has
. peculiar personality is the creeping
oak Of Monterey.
Nowhere in the vegetable kingdom
can be found so true a representative
Of monopoly. This tree is of gnarly
growth. its limbs, like those OF the
sycamore. bending and twisting In all
directions.
Wherever b-anch touches the
earth 1t takes rect and becomes. as II
were. another trunk. though still q
branch OF the main stem, drawing
nourishment both from the parent
stem and from the new source. In
this manner the tree is spread till II
has taken possession of Ave acres oi
ground and 1t Is still advancing.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-06
WHERE HE WAS AHEAD
One Case Where Man Had Made Profit.
able Investment and Yet
Was Dissatisfied.

Fra',k Eddy used to have friend
who never was known to stand treat
to anything-neither dinner, drinks,
cigars, .theater nor opera. One day,
meeting him by chance, he said
earnestly:
Gust the man / want to see,
Charley. If you want to make lit
tie money right quick I've got good
investment"
All eagerness, Charley wanted to
know everything, but Eddy whisper
ed: at isn't safe to speak of mat
ter Of this kind in a public street !;
where can we go and talk privately?"
"Why, let us step into this cafe
and have a drink and chat"
"Good enough" Two WHISTLES
were ordered and disposed Of.
"How much?" asked Charley.
twenty-five cents" said the bar
tender.
Having cast down his quarter,
Charley said to his friend, "Now,
how about that investment"
"You've already made it, and have
the profits in your pocket"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you always drink alone at
Is cents a drink, two for 30 cents.
You and l have just had two drinks
for a quarter; therefore, by invest
ing rs cents you have saved a nickel.
Good morning."-New York Press.