Albuquerque morning journal., 1907-01-18
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The Arid Southwest.
The people OF Needles are complain-
ing Of fogs.
The ella bridge. says the Phoenix
Gazette. Is tottering. Let her totter.
She has been doing that for the past
fire wears,
Alderman Wisely. Of Roswell. wants
paved streets. which goes To refute the
oft repeated axiom that there is moth
ing L. a name.
a Kansas farmer gave his wife a
plaw for a Christmas present. The
self sacrificing generosity of some hus-
bands is touching.
Watch the Price of OIL.
Rockefeller has agreed to give So
001,00 for the endowment of a uni
versity at Louisville
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Millions have their drawbacks. Mrs.
Russell Sa-e is practically in state
of siege in her home at The hands
Of an army OF beggars.
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A bogus check man named Lemon
is badly wanted in Phoenix and the
officers viii be pleased TO have some
one hand them the Lemon.
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The limit has been reached. 4
Phoenix paper contains a flaring ad-
vertisement Of "De Raglan. The Man
Woman, Post Cards for Sale"
$50
Fifty Angora goats were killed in
a wreck on the Missouri Pacific in
Kansas this week The agitation
against goat meat is being redoubled.
Orin Lee has been arrested in Por-
tales for passing worthless checks
which again gives Albuquerque victims
the comfort that there are others Just
as easy.
j. J. Hill has given $4,000 to a
Minnesota college on conditions that
the college raise 100000 more An
other one Of those left handed Carne-
gle lemons,
Seventy-five telephone girls week
leave the New York exchange to get
married. which shows how distance
lends enchantment to the sound of
the "oice feminine.
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Curley Henderson. a Kansas City
negro. has been arrested for stealing
Il locomotive. Meanwhile Mr.. Hnrri-
manf is under surveillance for ste3l-
ing serera! railroads
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Grave Breach of EtiGuettc.
This issue of the paper is not up
to the standard on account of printers
skidooing without leaving their future
addresses.-Winslow Mail.
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Joseph Letter strennuously denies
that he lost $133,000 in gambling re-
one WI or the other who would
adxhft having lost that much?
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Y Hancock county. Ohio, has indicted
Standard Oil If found guilty on all
the counts, the Standard may be as
sessed fines aggregating $5S000, 900.
This ought to put Hancock on easy
street
Immigration, says the Almanac, is
blessing. 70 be more explicit, the
Bureau of immigration is blessing
Especially when one is secretary Of
that body and at the same time deputy
public printer
They have a peculiar and insidous
brand of highball in Tucson. While
in a cheerful frame of mind late the
other night, a wen known lawyer pur-
chased a pop corn wagon and took II
home with him
asked congress for money to dig out
the American Pompeii." No, I'M
pertinent Reader, this does not mean
the Almanac. IT means the Casa
Grande ruins of Arizona.
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I'VE perceive quite clearly" says
the Roswell Record, that the New
Mexico libel la& was designed to pro-
tect official graft and corruption by
unreasonably limiting the freedom Of
the press Did you just find that
out?
Probate Judge smith, of Allen
county, Kansas. has been in office
fourteen years and is known to have
aided and abetted 5000 marriages.
That man viii have lot to answer
for when he appears before the last
great tribunal
A thief entered a Winslow barber
shop and varied off q number Of
tool pertaining to the business ac-
cording to the Mail. Any man seen
with an egg shampoo or a massage
machine under his arm should be
viewed with suspicion
VApl IIapaIJ ,pnt,1frl
what the Rev Warren says when he
Is unable TO get connection with
the Wall street offices who receite his
telephone sermon. Anyone with a
proper respect for the cloth would
know that Mr.. Warren probably says
"Oh, Ginger or "Slush.
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Citizens of Flagstaff report the un-
usual phenomenon of a brilliant rain
bow in the north one night lash week
"betWeen the hours of 70 and |
o'clock If / o'clock a. m. is meant
the phenomenon is easily explained.
Many of us have seen more wonder
ful things than that at that time hla
the morn.
The Santa Fe Eagle calls attention
to the interesting fact that the Santa
Fe county printing was let to the AL
manac for two years without any ref
erence to the price TO be paid for
same. The Eagle further says in
this connection It may be remarked
that the proceedings of the board of
county commissioners have been
printed IN the Eagle from Oc-
tober /, 1906, for a period or
three months for less than onc-third
the price which had been charged by
the New Mexican up to that time. The
bill of the New Mexican for publish