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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
OPEN THE WINDOWS
FRESH AIR ESSENTIAL TO PRE-.
VENT CONSUMPTION.
Dangerous to Neglect Even an ordin.
airy Cough or cold-simpIe REM
edy Is Effective.

Good food, fresh air and rest, keep
your windows open winter and sum-
per."
So We are told by the great scient.
lists who are certainly doing wonders
in reducing the death rate from Tuber-
culosis. They also warn us not 10 neg.
lect cold or cough, and it is most i'm.
portant that this advice be followed.
While the cough or cold may not bring
consumption, 1t is better to be on the
safe side and take no chances.
Here is simple remedy that will
break up cold in twenty-four hours,
and cure any cough that is curable
Glycerine, two ounces; Virgin Oil of
Pine tPure), one-half ounce; good
Whisky, half pint. Shake well and
use In teaspoonful doses every four
hours. The ingredients can be secured
from any good prescription druggist at
small cost. but must be pure to effect
the desired results. For this reason Il
Is always best to purchase the ingredi-
ents separately and prepare the mix
ture at home.
Virgin Oil of Pine (Pure) should be
purchased only in the original half
ounce walls put up for druggists to
dispense. Each vial is enclosed in a
round wooden case, with engraved
wrapper with the name-Virgin Oil of
Pine (Pure); guaranteed under the
Food and Drug Act, June 30. 1906.
Prepared only by Leach Chemical Co.,
Cincinnati, O.-plainly printed there
on. limitations and oils sold in bulk
pay dealers larger profits, but they are
dangerous to health and should never
be used.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
Bells Led to Burglars Capture.

Nocturnal clock striking and too
much of 1t has enabled the Paris po-
lice to lay their hands upon a gang
of burglars and their very valuable
booty.
The inhabitants Of house In the
Fanbourg du Temple quarter, com.
planning to the police that for some
time past they had heard an extraor-
binary amount of what sounded like
electric bell ringing in the night time,
that seemed to come from rooms in a
certain direction, the police first veri-
fed the fact for themselves and then
raided the rooms. Here they found
two men busily engaged in testing a
number of timepieces, of which they
had stolen 200 from manufacturers
warehouse, and were selling as tested.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
Waves Good "smelIers" Earn.

There are several trades which pro-
vide men and women with good liv-
ing simply because they enjoy an ex-
ceptionally keen sense of smell, says
the London World. Scentmakers, for
example. need some one with very
delicate sense of smell to aid them
in mixing the ingredients of perfumes
in proper proportions. Queen Alex.
andra's favorite perfume - violet
costs G10 per ounce bottle, and 1t
has to run the gauntlet of five pro-
fessional ''smellers' before 1t Ia
passed as being correctly blended and
ready for her majesty's use.
Some OF the feading firms Of per-
fume makers pay their ''smellers'
from GA to G7 week. Contractors
for the lighting of streets. large pub.
lie buildings and pleasure grounds
very often engage "smellers" to find
escapes of gas, one shilling being gen.
orally paid for each escape reported
Some of these men frequently make
over G3 in single week, the result
being that In many cases the fee has
been reduced to Cd. per escape re-
DOrted
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
RAFFLEs COW TO BUY LEG.
Ingenious Scheme OF a Man DISABLED
by Train.

II there is more than one way to
skin cat, there is certainly more
than one way I'm which to acquire a
cork leg. The usual way Is to earn
money and buy 1t, says the New
York World The way adopted by
julius Thorne, who lives at Glens
Falls. is to let COW raise herself
and then rattle her off for leg.
Thorne was hit by railroad train
about year ago, and when the doc
tors cut Off his left leg, disease Of
the bone set in. The injured man
was taken home, where, while he
lay on his back waiting for the bone
to heal, he cast about for some means
whereby he could procure a cork leg.
Being supplied with little in the way
OF the worlds goods, Thorn was
forced to use his ingenuity. From a
neighbor he bought for a couple Of
dollars a sickly calf less than a month
old. This he raised on SKINNED milk
provided by another neighbor who
made his own butter, and in time the
calf got strong enough to be turned
out to pasture. Grazing around cost
little, and while the calf was growing
and fattening Thorne made baskets
that he might have enough cash to
winter the animal. BY fall he had
earned enough to more than do this,
and recently he started a rattle. All
his friends took tickets, and when the
drawing takes place Thorne will cele-
brate by wearing his new cork leg.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
MAN OF DELICATE NERVES.
Rossnthal, the Pianist, Made Much
Trouble In Hotel.

Rosenthal, the pianist, is one of
those entitled to have his crankiness
termed the eccentricities of genius"
says the San Francisco Chronicle.
When he inspected his rooms at the
Majestic upon his arrival very late the
other night, he went softly to the ad-
Joining doors, and placing his ears
close to the cracks, exclaimed In
broken English. "Zgodd, no sounds
pass thees." After nodding his APP
prevail of the grand piano and the fur
niture he frowned at the tan-colored
window shades. Must be green" He
was assured that change would be
made especially for him the next day.
At Ave o'clock in the morning Ros.
enthal, clad only in his pajamas, came
scurrying excitedly down stairs and
into the office. where the drowsy
night clerk was nodding at the desk.
"Ze street cars! Noise! Must
stopped! Nervous me! cannot
sleep"
The clerk hurriedly sent for Mana
ger Gustav Mann, and Mann spent
two hours telling Rosenthal funny
stories in German trying to divert his
mind while the clerk was upstairs
squaring the Management for waking
a guest on the Cough street side and
ordering him to move at once to the
Suffer street side as gas pipe had
burst under the floor and had to be re-
paired!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
o, Pickles!

A woman writer says: Marry a
man with a good digestion and no
nerves If you want pearl OF hus-
band. All Of the seven deadly sins do
not make man as hard to live with
as a genuine, well-developed case Of
liver. Choose, therefore, as husband
a man who Is hearty and husky and
who can eat three square meals day.
A preferred type Of this man Is the
one who is frankly fond of good eat
ing and who has welsh rarebit
recipe and special way of making
salad dressing. Grab a man like that
the very first opportunity you get, for
as a husband he is ovely."-Milwau-
kee Sentinel.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
Coinc ident Inventions.

Almost at the same time two diff
ferent inventors in different places
have announced their success with
electrical devices for seeing at dis
lance. They are j. b. Fowler and Will
liam II. Thompson. In Fowler's device
four wires are required to accom-
plish the combined effect of distant
vision and hearing. Details of the
operation are withheld, however, on
the plea Of getting out patent. Each
inventor uses the name "Teleyue"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30

Finland has never had thunder.
storm,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
Statesman's Simple Life.

Herr Bebel, PERHAPS the most i'm
pressive orator in the German reichs.
tag, usually speaks without notes of
any kind, thinking as he goes. Not
even well off, he leads the simplest OF
lives, stunning society and finding his
chief recreation in the cultivation OF
flowers. He told an interviewer once
that when he wants to get ready for q
speech he goes into his little garden
and trims the rose trees.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
The Lion and the Lamb.

John A. Harrison, u prominent busi-
ness man of Stoneham, was surprised
the other day when he went out In
his back yard to see his pet cat and a
squirrel eating out Of the same dish.
He called to his cat, but the ANNA.
refused to leave his new found friend.
Boston Post,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30

People appreciate the delicate taste and
natural action of Garfield Tea, the mild
herb laxative. Best for liver, kidneys and
bowels. Guaranteed under the Pure Food
and Drugs Law.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
The Modern Youth.

Few young men nowadays cultivate
the art of making themselves agree
able. This was one of the things they
managed better in bygone days. No
doubt some of them proved abject fail
ures, but they at least deserved credit
for good intentions. Nowadays they
rarely, II ever, make the attempt
Ambrosia, in the World.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30
From the German.

nail secures the horseshoe, the
shoe the horse, the horse the man,
the man the castle. and the castle the
whole land.-German.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-30

To forgive a fault in another is
more sublime than to be faultless
ones self.--George Sand.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
HUMoRS or WAa.


nan surprised.
During the civil war the commander
af q marching detachment looked along
his line, acowled at ITS irregularity,
then shouted aloud. "Close upl Close
hp, you fellowsl Why, il the enemy
were 10 FIRE on us now they couldn't
hit one OF yon.n Another commander
while d battle was In progress, came
upon a stragsler who was running
away, with tears streaming down his
cheeks. My man, don't be babyF'
the general demonstrated, thinking to
shame the renegade. "Boo-hool Wisht
was b baby, and gal baby at that
was the answer that showed him the
ease was hopeless.
That IS less humanity amusing than
the answer OF d gufieless lieutenant
who with half a company had been
captured and paroled by the ubiquitous
John Morgan. Upon reaching Federal
territory the lieutenant made haste 10
report to the nearest post commander,
who, after duly welcoming the new
conner, said: "Tell me how all this
happened, Were you surprisedf'
Surprised A heap worse'n that.
tell you. was plum astonished to see
them gray fellers. ] was, fer a fact,
colonel the lieutenant answered. with
the air on one who fully covers the
case,--Success Magazine
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26

When, winter than the Alps o. Asti's
foam,
/ sought the solaee If your smarting
lathe ~
Your day is passed, you shall nos rise
again;
A sacrifice To Albion's hnmely custom,
Your relics float in many far'oa
drain;
Some foreign basin was your funeral
hustum;
Successors hold your room at eve and
morn,
But still your shadow lives, a thought
of gladness,
Loyal as Baedcker in lands foriorn
That deem onr lustral rites q mark
of madness
Here, where The walls are plastered with
your praise
And midnight sees it On our roofs
resurgent,
Where no grim mystery, no secret
shame,
Surrounds the saponaceous detergent
Unthinkingly 4 clasp your rosy peers
Ia trite though honoreduse they per-
ish doilyi
But you who passed the sport Of alien
ieeFs,
TO dissolution lave atque VALE
Punch.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
TRApE uNIoNIsTs ANp scHnnrz.

Mayor Schmitz having, been declared
guilty Of extoTtion after a jury trial in
open court. it's up to the prosecuting
attorney to bring both bfihe-giver and
bride talSer to book that equal punish
ment may be melted out TO all guilty
parties involved III the vortex Of graft
that has made Frisco infamous. Schmitz
should not be given any greater punish
ment than the millionaires involved in
the same scandal; for crime is crime
irrespective Of wealth of social standing,
and the scales of justice must balance
alike for rich and poor Let the punish
ment fit the crime. Labor has not the
slightest desire to shield the criminal
poor when their guilt Is proven; but it
does insist upon a like punishment for a
like crimes, and trust that Schmitz's
wealthy pals viii be given the same
medicine measured out to the once hon.
ored labor mayor who apparently be-
trayeda the people Of San FTancisco.---
Vermont Union Signal.
There's something which seems to
have been overlooked in the general con
demnation Of Schmity. While the chief
executive OF san Francisco is perhaps,
from the nature Of his position, more to
be blamed than the giver Of the bribe,
it must be remembered that undeF the
law there are other ones as guilty as
he, for if Schmitz accepted brides there
must have been giyers of brides, 1t,
too, matters not whether they be rich
or poor, there must be equal justice for
all mixed up in the disgraeeful affair.
There is another consideration in this
matter. 1t is that labor is being
thrown on the defensive by some people
because Of the fact that Sehmitz was
elected mayer of san Francisco largely
by the votes and efforts Of the labor
unions. Being, in q certain sense, the
labor mayor the powers that elevated
him to the position are being Thought
lessly arrayed In the same catagofy.
That Is manifestly unfair because
human NATURES differ among labor
unionists as well as among persons not
members Of Unions. Not all unionists
arc dishonest because one Of their num-
Der Is. We are not able to Judge Of The
complexion of the San Francisco labor
union people, but II they are like their
brethren ia otherlPar Of the country
it Is incorrect to thus place a stigma
oil allJbecause Of y tailings of the few
or the one. Let's bear this in mind,
t6o, when considering the present sit
uati6n in the far western city.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
bura ana VIE pIenty Of sp0rting splrIt

burn and with plenty Of sporting spirit
to burn 1t.
1T was III the famous Silver Bow
club at Helena, Mont, that they used
to play big poker says a man who re-
members. "At the game one night
sat Marcus DAILY, Senator Hearst and
]. B, Haggin when there burst HI a
radiant New York drummer who had
two weeks card to the institution.
He marched up to the players and po-
litely asked Ii lie might take hand.
+" Why, yes: come right in, said
DAILY.
THE drummer threw q hundred dol
lar note on the table. Let me have
chips for that, he said graveiy.
"He went to hang up his coat and
hat When be returned the bill still
lay on the table.
whats the matter gentlemenT
the travelling man haughtiiy inquired.
"Ain't my money goodg
I" Why. yes. to be sure, said Daily.
Hearst give the gentleman one white
chip Scrap Book.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26


IT Is understood that the various
cities which set out to gather in the
National Cash Register company of
Dayton, Ohio, have quit The COM
pany IL not going to move, and prob
ably never had any idea Of moving.
Rutland News.
In nine cases out Of ten when com
pany II scelSing q new location II il
because it isn't able to conduct q pro-
fltable business where it is located and
wants some town or city to help it
by giving taxes and rent, Or II II en-
deavoFing To secure some concessions
from the home city by means Of threats
or scare. No one QUESTION: the money
making abilities of the National Cash
Register co@apany, but because the city
in which 1t Is located, or some Of the
snen employed by It didn't surrender
their independence to the Register COM
pany its manager began sending out
marked newspaper stories Of what he
proposed to do, The Times presnmes
the Cash Register company has se-
cured the concessions it wanted.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
10 My cake j rravelIIng Soar.

Refined eonipanioni Sanitary friendl
Who, farihg ith me by the southwark
boat train,
Met as we journ yed home your watery
end.
Where Genoa sits enthroned, a sea.
grit haute refine;
Yours was the simple scent that cheerel
my nose
And over powered Italia's rich aifiatus
In regions where the almond blossom
blows,
But garlic has, in fact, prior status.
The giIded orange groves went slipping
by;
The sky, the sea, were blue but an,
who WIS It,
When sections Of that landscape stung
my eve,
That helped me to remove their dun,
ped deposit?
Who else but you could bring the touch
of home
Or make the tears in grateful optics
gather,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
Wanted Help to Be Thankful.

The minister's children were out In
the neld one day, while visiting on
farm, when suddenly ram came to-
ward them all ready to "butt in" Lit.
tic Arthur, aged FIVE, said to Dorothy,
aged three, "oh, Dorothy, say your
prayers!"
She said. II can't think OF any 50
her brother told her to say any one
that she heard their father say. The
ram was getting closer, and in her
fright she said the only one she could
think Of:
20 Lord, help us 10 be thankful for
what we are about to receive
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
az Roman Moman.

Among the Roman women at one
period there was a morbid ambition ~
grow boards. aud they used to shave
their faces and smear them with un.
guents to produce these inappropriate
appendages. Cicero tells us that Al;
Que time TO such an extent did tho
mania for boards grow upon women
that it was found desirable to pass o
law against the adjournment
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
4,(S()5

copies, the largest paid circulation Of
any daily paper in this section.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26

The tariff is likely to be revised 10
meet present day conditions and BY it,
friends too, il they are not much longer
delayed Nv The organs and interests
Of the ists.<-Northfield News.
The News clearly sees which way the
wind is blowing. II the friends" Of
The tariff do not show an honest deter
mination to revise II it Il practically
certain It's enemies" viii be given an
opportunity 10 to do.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
a pisappointed contributor.

Tommy Atkins (to colonel who has
brought him to see a memorial brass IN
the church to those IF the regiment who
fell in the late war; Well, sir, II I'D
a-known that your name weren't a-going
TO be among 'eni, blest IL I'd sub
scribed penny to the things--Puneh.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
| JINGLES AND JESTS
"a s0N
Making the Dough Rise.

Mother-Why Bobby, what do you
mean by making the baby eat that yeast
cake?
Bobby--Boo hoo, he swallowed my so
cent piece, and I'm trying to raise the
dough.-Cornell Widow.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26

Friend You have great influence
over your husband. lie never left your
side all yesterday. How did you man
age IL? Wife oh. I just sat firmly Of
the tails Of his coat; that's all--Meg
gendorfer Batter,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26

Mrs NJ. NJ Paine has discovered
granite ledge on her farm suitable for
suarrying pprposes It is near the
railroad. She will sell or. lease il TO
any responsible parties. She awaits.
investigation.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
An Insulting Old Woman.

Overheard at Oxford during Fights
week Aunt Jane 10 gorgeous undergrad
uate-And tell me, Roland. did you play
in the boat race l--London Globe.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26

He who despises small things never
becomes rich Danish Proverb.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-06-26
BONANZA POKER.
A Game That Staggered a naughty
Commercial Traveller.

Commercial Traveller.
Poker, say those who can remember
back to the times Of the old west, has
seen its best days. No longer are such
royal battles waged over the green
cloth as when the newly nedged min
ing millionalres met with money TO
The Yale expositor., 1907-03-01
Lynn.

Herbert Brabb's hay crop brought
him 5000.
Mrs. John Brough was on the sick
list last week
Owen Dell, of Grand Rapids, was in
town Thursday.
Mrs. Ensley Brown has been on the
sick list for the past two weeks.
George Evans is spending a few days
with relatives in Berlin township.
Jessie Brough and Mabel Richards
were home from Friday till Sunday.
Philip Voelker is laid up from the
effects of fall sustained few days
ago.
Walter Shearsmith has been laid up
some time from severe attack of APP
pendicitis.
Thos. Brown has returned from Port
Huron where he has been taking care
of an injured brother.
George Litchard, wife and children,
of st. Ignace, returned home this week,
after spending several days here visit
ing relatives and friends.
The children of the Wickham school
rendered fine entertainment OH Thurs
day afternoon. Laura Mcdonald is
the teacher of this school.
The Yale expositor., 1907-03-01
Fargo.

Mrs. VIM. Wursel, jr., has recovered
from her recent illness.
A debate was held at the school
house last Friday evening.
Jack Hogan, of Detroit, was the
guest of Edna Hull last week.
Clara Heinmiller has gone to Yale,
where she has secured position.
Mrs. Frank McGovern is very i'll at
the home of her sister, Mrs. VIM. Ross.
Ernest KilgOur has returned TO Pom
tiac after visiting his grandparents i'm
this place.
Revival meetings which were being
held in the NJ. u. Church have been dis
continued.
Mrs. VIM. Ross was in Port Huron
last week attending the funeral of her
niece, Clara King.
VIM. Jolley and wife, We're in Port
Huron on Sunday attending the funer-
al of Mr.. Jolley's sister.
The choir at the NJ. l.. church has
been reorganiZed for the ensuing year.
Officers elected ChOrister, VIM. Wur
eel, ST.; assistant chOrister, Mrs. John
Priehs; Organist, Lulu Crocker
The Yale expositor., 1907-03-01

Use little Kodol after your meals
and it will be found to afford prompt
and efficient relief. KOdol nearly APP
proximates the digestive juices. It di-
gests what you eat. It sold on guar
anteed relief plan. Sold here by Math-
ews & Wight.
The Yale expositor., 1907-03-01
Avoca.

Joe Marks is very i'll.
Lottie Monroe visited in Peck last
week.
Ray Turner visited friends in Yale
last week.
Percy Brown visited friends here
last week.
G. Buck, of Vassar, spent Monday at
j. Smiths.
Mrs. Lewis O'Dette was i'm Port HUI
ron on Tuesday.
John Engle was in Port Huron
part of last week.
Mrs. Charles Turner visited friends
in Yale last week.
Robt. Taylor was visitor at this
place short time.
Hilda Meier, of Capac, visited Vera
Ardiel over Sunday.
VIM. Franks has been on the sick
list for the past week.
Mrs. HALEY Glasham was a caller at
this place last week.
Mrs. Ralph Ward visited friends in
Port Huron a few days.
Henry Burman, of Hornell, spent
few days here last week.
Mrs. AL. Marks, of Port Huron, spent
Saturday at Jos. Marks.
G. III. Martin loaded a car of stock
here Saturday for Buffalo.
Jessie Rankin, of Bad Axe, visited
Mary Armstrong last week.
+. Engle was in Port Huron a por.
ton of last week on business.
w. J. Reid had the misfortune to
lose one Of his horses Monday.
Mrs. G. Tibbets, of Grand Rapids,
visited at &. Smiths last week.
Mary Armstrong has been i'm Detroit
purchasing her millinery goods.
Mrs. T.. Limburg and little son, of
South Park, visited friends here the
first of the week.
Mrs. :. Ward and two daughters, of
Boyne City, arrived Friday to see Jos.
Marks, who is very low.
Mrs. J. $. Raum gave an elocution-
airy recital in the Presbyterian church
Wednesday evening, Feb. ~, which
was quite well attended.
The Yale expositor., 1907-03-01
Brockway.

Minnie West is visiting friends in
Brown City.
Myrtle NanNorman is recovering
from her recent illness.
Edward Gleason, of Emmett, called
on Yale friends last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Hodgins are re-
jOicing over the arrival of baby girl.
Mass will be celebrated in st. Joseph's
church sunday morning, March at
$50.
The Cleaner social club gave a pedro
party in the Cleaner tall Thursday
evening.
Deputy Cir ives, of Port Huron. was
present at the Maccabee meeting Mon
day evening.
The social held i'm the NJ. f. church
was not very well attended on account
of the stormy weather.
Mrs. Moore, of Armada, who was Wis
iting at the residence of her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Balmer, returned to her
home last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eleary Hartman, of
Peck, spent sunday at the residence of
NJ. Wagner. They were accompanied
home by Nell Magner.