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Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
WEALTHY TOURIST FROM
MEXICO DIES SUDDENLY

Mrs. Florence Wilson, As years Of age,
wife of w. C. Wilson, prominent miirid
ing man of Mexico, died at the Hayw var,
hotel of pneumonia early yesterday morn
ing. 80 ao,,nleted
a tour of the world and were on .I ien
way to their home in the City Of Me hsye
During the last ten months 3 n aaey where
thev bad many friends. They have ts,i p 1ei,
in Los Angeles ten days and MIS- rs h wris srl
was taken Ill within two days Oh nei a.
The body was taken to the un ,t1nt al
establishment of Connell, Unterkercniee1r q
Crawford and the funeral sesYloen vat
n nelH Eroi The eh Body will be cremated.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
GIRLS

GRANDY-To George Washington and
Edith /. Grandy (nee HartzelD, Cole
GUAREz-To Delfino and Josefa Guarez
(nee Guarez), 1887 East Main street.
GERSTL-To isidor and Julia Gerstl (nee
Eichler), 7O6 East Fifth street.
GONZALES-To Francisco and Ermlna
Gonzales (nee Miramontez), S59 Maple
avenue. 49,
HALL-To Joseph Thomas and Zoe Anna
Hall nee Vache), 1906 West Twenty
second street.
JEWEI-To Fritz and Margaret Burnett
Jewel nee Jewell, 295O Harvard ooule-
ward.
PETERSON-To l.. A. and Fannie Peter
SON mee Johnson), 1870 East Thirty
ninth street.
WILSON-To Joseph Floyd and Ruth
Ellen Wilson (nee Maunder), East Hol-
lywood.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
BIRTHS
BOYS

CHAMPAGNE-To Alex and Ray Cham,
payne nee Kirt, Sixty-seventh anu
Wilmington. 49, -
EIMBCKE-To Gustav and Emilia Elm
bcke (nee Ferreira), 2610 West Seventh.
JONES-To Charles Alonzo and Gertrude
Jones (nee Jones), 11l6 wall street.
KEIIIEY-To Tim and Della Kelley (nee
Healy), 2437 Paramount avenue.
KEMPLER-To Heber Johns and Lucille
Kemper (nee De Normaudie), S2U9 Pasd-
dena avenue.
I,ANGKNECHT-To Joseph and Marie
Langknecht (nee Woodruff, S29 Bunker
Hill avenue.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Saloon in one of the best mining
towns of Nevada; party guarantees to
clear over $500 per month out of saloon
alone, besides other business attached to
place. Invoice about $1,000. Sole agents.
IEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
BUSINESS PERSONALS

FEATHER PILLOWS RENOVATED AT
ACME FEATHER WORKS, 1853 San
Pedro st. Tel. Sunset Main 1168;
Home s041.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
DEATHS

BLANCARTE-Regna Blancarte, IA
years, native of California, 42l Bernardo
street; cerebro spinal fever.
EONT-Joseph +. Bont 60 years, married,
native of Austria, 232 South Bunker
Hill avenue; pulmonary tuberculosis;
burial at Hollywood.
DAMES-William White Danes, 81 years,
married, native of Canada, 1906 South
Flower street; endocarditis.
GONZALES-Durbago Gonzales % years,
married, native of Mexico, County hos
pital; tubercular meningitis; burial at
Redondo.
KEYEs-Robert Reyes. 81 years, married,
native of Ohio, County hospital; burial
at Williamsburg, Ohio.
MALONE-SamueI Malone, 81 years,
native of Pennsylvania, 1918 East Sec
ond street; cirrhosis of liver
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

BUY FROM OWNER, TEL. 29691.
RESIDENCE 1913 E. FIFTY FIFTH ST
OR ADDRESS BOX Ill HERALD
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
Suburban Property
Business Property

FOR sALF-BUsINEss CORNER. COX
$50 feet. San Fernando and Ann SITS,
improvements. consisting Of 2-roon
lodging house. fronting on San Fer
ing on Ann St: monthly income from
which will net a good rate of inter-
est on money invested, consequently
will make this property worth $4,000 in
another year. would be a net profit.
Address HEINEN 1899 s. Olive sc.
Home phone F45SS.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

WANT PARTY WITH $500; WILL RE-
ceive 500 monthly salary In established
business; investigate this at once.
Corner grocery and meat market;
cheap rent; lease; 10 rooms included;
daily sales $125. Extra good stock and
business; horses, wagons; good barn;
part cash.
Restaurant and delicatessen, two liv-
ing rooms; rent ST.; good business.
Grocery and delicatessen; long lease;
this business Is making money.
Fine grocery. doing s35 cash business;
long lease, cheap rent; 3 living rooms.
! Finest delicatessen In city; must sell;
centrally located; long lease; $500.
Cigar stand, rent sos; daily sales s25;
only $500 or at invoice.
j. E. TETLOW, 406 ". Seventh ST.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

FOR SALE
GOOD LEVEL LOT, EAST ADAMS
STREET, SIZE 4Ox125 FEET.
PRICE $1,000; 5000 CASH. BALANCE
so A MONTH.
BLOCK AND HALF TO CAR LINE.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
PATENTS AND PATENT Rights

q. E. HARPHAM GETS PATENTS; IN
III 8, Main. R. 48L Patent litigation
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
WOMAN SP0ILS SPORT
AT ALAMIT0S BAY
snecial to The Herald.

Special to The Herald.
LONG BEACH, July 9.-"Doggone I'll!
If her head hadn't been in the road I'd
have ketched a yellowtail."
3 So grieved small boy at Alamitos
Bay this morning after his cast had
been spoiled by the sinker striking Mrs.
Lillian Summerfield, an innocent by
stander," on the head cash two
inches long was cut over her right eye.
DR.. w. Hartman Jones was called to
dress the wound.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
Girls VIII Be Girls

Observation-Disclosures says she can wear
her little sisters shoes. 49,.
but she looks as If she wore her little
sisters bathing suit.-Bohemian.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
Orange Groves

FOR SALE-EUREKA LEMON GROVE
of % acres, in best part of Upland dis
and abundant; for certain reasons own
er is obliged to sell. Price $4,000 for
quick sale. For bargains in groves
anywhere in Southern California see l..
M PRATT & CO, COS Laughlin bldg
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Grocery stock; hne fixtures; horses
and wagon; the building included, OF
will sell the grocery alone, at a, great
sacrifice; am going TO Europe and mus
sell quickly; will rent cheap; cash sales
exceed $50 a day. See my agents
lEAHY q SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
SPECIAL NOTICES
GENUINE PANAMAs $3.50

GENUINE PANAMAS $1.5O
We remodel your old Panama or
Stetson hat absolutely good as new
for $150. FLICKER HAT WORKS,
21S Franklin ST, opposite Hambur-
gers and ZIG West Seventh st.
1000 NICELY PRINTED BUSINESS
cards, S1.50 In boxes; other printing in
proportion. e. j. Elso Co.. l21H s. B'wy
CLEAN WATCH. soc; MAIN SPRINGS,
soc; warranted: old gold 81 pvt 451
& MAIN.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
CHURCH NOTICES

CHRIST CHURCH = CORNER I2Tn
and Flower. Rev. Baker p. Lee, rec
tor. Sunday services at II a. m. and
1880 p. m; early celebration holy COM
munion on third Sunday and Saints
day, at 7:30 a. m. Strangers espec-
tally invited. University cars pass
the door. Those desiring telephone
sonnections for "shut-ins" telephone
every morning from $40 to $50 Ser
vices and medicine free to all. Church
open daily for private prayer from s
a. m. until p. m.
FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH,
Rev. VIM H. Day, D. D., pastor; Rev.
Warren F. Day, d. D., pastor emeri-
tus; Harry Clifford Lott. choir master;
Dean Walter F. Skeele. organist-
Morning service. II o'clock; evening
services 1890 '&
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Cigar stand, located on Temple street;
this place is well worth price asked,
fixtures cost $3.50; stock about 500; this
place can be bought for $500 If sold at
once. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Pool room on Spring, near First street;
one of the best in the city of Los An
geles; If you want a good buy you must
see LEAHY d SON at once.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
Government Lands

LANDS LATELY OPENED
A splendid opportunity to acquire a
home in Water Valley as homesteads
or reclamations, on good sandy loan
soil, with abundance of pure, soft
and cool water wells 10 to 16 feet
deep. close to market. railroads and
shipping stations. Pictures of Water
Valley at Wrights Government Land
Bureau, SCI Wilcox building, corner
of Spring and Second streets.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Bicycle business, ooing a large cash
business; located III one OF me pest
SUBURBAN towns In CanIornla; TINS is d
bona noe proposltIon ana must De seen
TO be app ecIaJed; price only Tor lie"
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Pool room, 100000; half cash; 10 ia
bles; rent $50 per month; large toun-
well worth price asked the location
best in the city. LEAHY & son.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

$1,000 worth of gilt edge stock in Die
Incorporated LOS AngeIes concern uolIlS
a large and prottaule business, party
purchasing this STOCK drops into po-
sition which pays $3.50 a year II com
petent accountant. See LEAH1
SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

long lease; doing a business Of $50 pei
day; living rooms, located in the best
part of city; rent only $50 per month,
this we consider the best buy on our
books. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Delicatessen, restaurant and light
grocery, SOU; dong lnce Clean business;
: furnished living rooms; rent only 30
per monun; gooo iong lease; TINS we con
slder the pest Duy ON our DOCKS. Ael
quick. LEAHr q SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

TRAINED NURSES free hgF of n charge a + q
to look after the babies. Call either
phone Exchange 50. SUNBRIGHI"S
CALIFORNIA FOOD co.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Confectionery and ice cream; the
finest equipped place in Los Angeles;
located on Broadway. center of city; ,
years lease; $1,000 will buy this excellent
worth three times price asked. LEAHY
& SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

is lots, 25x130, located about 20 miles
from Los --ngeles on the Santa Ana car
Hne; SSTO WI nan95e these me LOIS; or
LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Grocery and fruits, $500; one living
room; rent only $50 per month; doing
for sale Before: we consider this a
snap. LEAllY &c SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Everything you want you VIII find in
the classified page. one cent word.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

the state, for sale or for rent, equipped
with all modern appliances; business
for April exceeded $500; located abouc
20 miles from Los Angeles; in fine BUSH
ness town. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

ORR & EDWARDS COMPANY
directors.
Corner Tenth and Flower SITS.
Main IS. Home F4671. Lady assistant
Peck & Chase Co., undertakers and
embalmers; lady assistants. 433 South
Hill. Tel. Main 81.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Cigar stand in fine location, near cor.
Second and Spring; this place has
seen at once; party going away. See
LEAHY d SON at once.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
TELEPHONE MAIN 2sO5: F4ssl.
LEAHY Sc SON,
LEADING AGENTS.
Rooms 314 and S15 Severance Bldg.
Sixth and Main SITS.

An Incorporated manufacturing com.
pany offers tor sale a few hundred
shares of their stock, also their manu-
featured products amounting to $3.50
and the transfer of nearly 1000 custom
ers; clearing over 500 a month; $6UOL
will buy this or will exchange for ranch
or city property. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

nue., only $1,000; nice fixtures, horse and
wagon; cash sales $50 a day; nice propo-
sition for man and wife to tackle where
they can make some money with very
little eXertion. See LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Department store, located about five
miles from the city, doing a nice little
business wiln a long lease; low rent;
this place to be convinced; sell at in
voice; about $500 See LEAHY Il
SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Cigar stand, $175, located on one of the
so per month; nice, clean stock, neat
fixtures, doing good business; long
lease; a snap. Act quick. LEAHY "
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Grocery store, located about 20 miles
from Los Angeles; doing a business OF
$l25 per day; has two wagons and two
horses; this place will invoice about
$1,000. This is a bonatde proposition.
See LEAHY d SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Massage, bath and manicuring estab-
lishment; the finest equipped place in
Los Angeles; located in center of city; 8
rooms, clearing $40 per day; long lease;
S1400 will handle this fine proposition.
LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Lunch counter, $500, located on the
best part of Downey avenue; % stool
chairs; rent only SoO month; dong an eX-
cellent business; years lease; this IS
well worth price asked. LEAHI d
SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Restaurant, $4,000; the best and largest
in the city, having a liquor license;
large dining room, horseshoe counter
seating capacity 100 people at one time
For full particulars see LEAHI& son.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10
TRANSFER AND STORAGE

COLYEAR WAREHOUSE CO..
415-417-4l9 San Pedro St.
Main Office 324 South Main.
Phones Main III; Home PISA. New
and absolutely fireproof storage; prt-
vate locked rooms for bric-a -brac.
pianos. fine furniture, ETC.. trunks
boxes, etc, stored 25c to soc per
month. We solicit your patronage.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

SPECIAL OPENING FOR GENTLE
man in first class Incorporated COM
ouired. Rare chance. Particulars.
ESSEX, 430 S. Broadway. Rooms 5-12
WANT GOOD MAN TO INVEST $500
in best manufacturing opening. Los
Angeles; guarantee goes with it, See
PHOENIX, 202 Grant building.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

$1,000; located in a beautiful town about
10 miles from Los Angeles; doing bust
ness of $4,000 per month; good lease.
cheap rent; 5000 will handle this fine
proposition. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Rooming house. 20 rooms, located in
from Los Angeles; clears 500 per
month; III years lease; $500 cash, bal
ance terms. Price $500, or will eX-
change for rooming house In city.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Curio store, located on busy Broad
way, doing a large business; have ex-
cellent rea son for selling, but If You
want money maker this is it; price
only $500; good long lease, low rent.
lEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Meat market, located in the southwest
ern part of the city, clearing about S2OU
can be bought for $500; " cash. balance
terms. LEAAY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Fine profitable business, clearing $3.50
a month net, will sell for $1,000; will!
take 5000 cash, the balance will take
monthly payments of $40 each month
This will appeal to an intelligent bust
ness man who wants to get something
that's good. See LEAHY &, SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-07-10

Grocery. building and lot 4Ox140. doing
fine business. living rooms; l horse
and wagon; located In the northwest
part of city; this we consider the best
buy in the city; $780, LEAHY & SON.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
WHEN PA HELPED.

GIVE got a wonderful boy" said
the father of five. "My oldest, |
mean. IIc came to me the other
night with a subject for compost
ton. He asked ne ollhand to write
it for him. ! put down my paper
and wrote it. | nattorod myself
that ! did rather well with that
composition, il having been some
time since | had had occasion to
write one, but | hardly expected
the cncomium got from him. The
next day at dinner time he came
rushing home, hurried up to me,
and slapped me on the back.
1Iurrah for you, popsr he
cried. you are all right. You
stand third in the class"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
REASONABLE EXPLANATION.

j. W. writes to know why all
young physicians white their whis-
llers to a pencil point This habit
was started by European medical
men, who found by careful expert
mcnt that by using whitfield whis-
kcrs the germs crawlcd out on the
point and dropped off, the pointed
whiskcr acting like the automatic
device in the patent fly trap. All
flies can 90 one way, but are unable
to 60 the other. In the same way
the germs, trying to crawl back,
found the whiskcrs all against them
and were crowded off. A careful
microscopical analysis Of the tip
end of the medical whiskcr showed
a thin stream of germs continually
falling from it. This is where the
woman medical practitioner is at a
great disadvantage in her practice
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
AGAINST LONG SPEECHES.

Senator Hale is concise and
tronchant speaker. He is opposed to
long speeches. lie said the other
day; "rhe longer the speech the
less, as rule, its effect. I have
heard some long speeches. will
name no names-that had no effect
at all, Yes, the long speech lacks
effect as the average quack claim
lacks truth. | overheard the other
day two quacks in conversation.
"How's busincss?' said the first.
"'Splc1did,' said the second
Glorious. Do you know, our re-
ccipts have nearly doubled since we
announced that we would treat all
patients gratuitously@"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
ONLY Ole He EVER FOUND
Briggs Had to Admit Seeing This
"Redeemina Feature"

They were men Of exactly oppo-
site types, and it would have been
hard matter, indeed, to find a sub
ject upon which they could agree.
Briggs is a hard-natured, square
jawcd individual, who looks what
he is--a retired police-inspector
Wcr3ys, on the other hand, is all
softncss and sympathy, and the sort
of man who believes in his fellows to
the ed.
"But suro'y even the most hard
cncd criminals have some trace Of
a better naturc!" he urged.
Briggs coughed shortly, and said
if they had he had not noticed it.
"Do you mean to say said
Wemys, chat you have never dis
covered a redeeming feature in an
habitual criminal?"
eyes, | did once" admitted
Briggs.
"Ah, | knew itw cried Wemys,
triumphantly. "No one is all bad.
What was it? Love of home ?
Kindness to animals? Love of chill
dren?"
NO." came the uncompromising
reply; at was a pawn-ticketY'
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
misunderstood.

The words of some hymns are oc-
casionally misunderstood and the
misunderstanding is often ridic-
ulous. a young countryman had
promised to contribute two dollars
to a fund to buy music books for
the church, as soon as he had dis
posed of a calf, but failed to do so.
lie went to choir practice one even
ing a little late, and just as he en-
tered the door the choir began to
sing the well-known hymn "The
Half Was Never Told" This
sounded to him like "The Calf
Was Never Sold" and it required
a long explanation before he could
be restrained from thrashing all
the young men in the choir.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
Notice.

United States Land Office. salt Lake City,
Utah. April 70. 1907.
To Whom 1t May Concern
The state OF Utah having selected as a part
OF Its Grant,as Indemnity school Lands. under
the 9th section Of the Act of Congress APPROX
ed July l6.ls0i. the following described tracts.
returned by the United states Surveyor
General as mineral land, notice is hereby
given that the said state will submit proof as
TO the character OF said land. before the Reg
lister aud Receiver, at this office on Monday,
the end day of July. 1907. at 10 o'clock a. N.
viz:
SWa NE4 Sec. 4, Y, 0 n, II. 3 F., state No.
u. /. r.. and 81 NEA Sec. 5. So NWH Sec.
T. TON, r. 3 f.. 5. l., Mer, Estate No. I, U.
RI.
All persons claiming any portion Of said de-
scribcd tracts as mineral land, or desiring to
protest or object to the selection thereof by
the state, are hereby summoned to appear on
that date. and submit testimony in support
OF their claims or objections.
+. u. y. THOMPSON,
Register
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
a gERMoN ON SECOND WIVES.

Nou cannot be too careful in
your choice of second wife If
you mike a mistake in choosing
your sc.,sl wife it is obvious that
you did rot deserve to lose your
first. Marriage is a habit that
grows On one.
The reason that so many mar
riages turn out unhappy for the
parties concerned ! in the unfor-
tunate but by no means unnatural
desire that men have for Margin"
their second wives in the first in
stance
If a man could marry his second
wife first there would be fewer
bachelors, concludes Frank Rich
ardson, in his Pail Mall Sermon
cites.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
Lucky Unto Death.

"Luckiest man | ever knew-every.
thing succeeded with him. He had
only to say what he wanted, and he
got 1t. Why, confound 1t, was walk.
ing with him one day-the very last
day of his life-and he said to me:
When | die | want to die suddenly
Got run over that very night. Ever
see such luck?"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
NOT AT ALL DISCOURAGED.

"Can't you realize that you're
merely wasting my time and your
own" complained the busy mer-
chant.
"Why 500" asked the insurance
agent.
Il told you some time ago that l
was insured to the limit"
81 know you did, but a man will
say most anything to get rid Of an
insurance man.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
ADDING INSULT TO INJURY.

Clicnt-Si Ilaymow kicked my
dog, Naow, don't allow no man
t kick my dog, So | went over t
lick time outcn 81, My doc charged
me $3.50 to fix me up. What kin
| do ter ST."
Lawycr-Why not lick him
again?
Client-Say, mister, | hain't a.
jokin', | want ter know.
Lawyer-Well, the only thing |
can suggest is that you might have
him arrested for cruelty to animals,
Five dollars.-Toledo Blade.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-05-18
Frenehmsn's Riean Revenge.

A French method of taking it OUT
of an opponent has been invented by
the Marquis de Dion, prominent
member of the French chamber Of
deputies. The marquis got annoyed
with the French government, and in
order to embarrass it as much as
possible recently advised his con.
stituents in Brittany to withdraw
their deposits from the National Saw
ings bank. Large Withdrawals from
the savings bank took place in con.
sequence.
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Great Drawing Power.

A clergyman who was invited by
the regular chaplain of the California
legislature the other day to offer
prayer, with uplifted eyes and out.
stretched arms, said we regret o
Lord that so many members have
come solely to draw ray, draw corks
and draw poker"