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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

In recent address Ex-Governor Pen.
nypacker said "Many famous men OF
the past returning to earth would never
recognize their regulations. without
doubt. for instance, Richard the Third
was a kind. well-meanlnR and reputable
monarch. but the writer's Of his dag got
a hold Of him aud nov he Is looked up
on as a monster OF Iniqulty" The
reason Is, no doubt that Richard ct "a
genus had no Pennsylvania libel law 10
protect their regulations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27
COMMONPLACE.


New ofk lrlbuue.
This Is n government Of the people,
for all OF the people, and the sovereign
~ Of the people must he supreme
Commencement day address Of Gov.
johnson. Gov. Johnson talks like safe
man. An original man Is likely To be
erratic. but a man who would use that
sentence as the conclusion of his ore
tion would make an admirable chaper-
one for Destiny.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

The following are features of Har-
per's BaJar Tor July: why Cooper
alive Housekeeping Fails" Charlotte
Perkins Gilman; The Married WO-
man aud the Spinster" Anne OHagan;
Cupid and the Hurdy- Gurdy." a sto-
~, Ella w. Peattie; "'rhreo Poems -
Ethel LEROY deKoyen: The Manners
OF American Women part g. Henry
James; The Garden" story. May
Turner; Walked IN" a novel. chap
tiers 10 and II, Elizabeth Stuart Phelps
summer Fashions, Linen Gowns, a"
and Maternity Gowns" Marie Oliver;
Dream Clothes" Flora Mcdonald
Thompson: THE liousemother's Daily
"Rearranglng the House" Martha Cut.
Ter. There are many other very good
features. Harper & Bros. New York.
The July McClurc's Is unique in fea 4.
lures. win the America Fly to the
Pole2" by Waiter Wellman, is Il fairy
story OF reality. Ellen Terry IN when
] Was Married" tells OF her romantic
marriage 10 the painter watts, when
she was not quite sixteen, Carl Schurz
Gottyshurg.h "The Confession and
Autobiography OF Harry Orchard" are
most astounding q. t. Connolly brings
out amazing ana melodramatic Nom
tana history IN The Fight for the
Minnie Healy' Georglno Milmine's
Mary Baker G. Eddy takes up the
story OF Mrs. Eddy and Wltohcraft."
and shows Mrs. Eddy's strange belief
IN wltchcraft and Malicious Animal
Magnetism. IN Action this July Mo
Cluro's is also striking THE story
~ sheolah" by MRude Radford, comes
FIRST ana shows MS a bonnie Irish lassie,
Sheeah and her brave and good heart
Mrs, Wilson Woodrow adds another
fascinating Zenith story IN "fter
that Danced IN Patsy Moran aud
the Warnings, Arthur Sulllghnt Hon.
mas Introduces 10 Ms a man who be-
llevos IN signs ana warnings ana sees
many OF them In the course OF an even
lng's adventure, There are also two
poems; Turnpike Cronles' by Sarah
n, CleghOrn and Judgment" by
Frances $ Lyman. The illustrations
are by Slglsmund de- lyanowski r.
Walter Taylor, and James Montgomery
FLAGS. ii-s0 East TWenty-third ST.,
New. York ~ \,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

About all that can be predicted az
to where the next great naval war
viii be fought is that it will be upon
the water.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Mark Twain himself has connected
his name with the theft OF the Ascot
cup. That is the only connection be-
tween them.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

II is said that Secretary Taft wears a
smile that won't come on. This only
goes to show how well he wears.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

It is said that Governor Hughes Is
revolutionary. If he Is, he's American
revolutionary: and that's all right
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Richard Croker's Orby that recently
Won the Derby and the blue ribbon Of
the turf has now won the Irish Derby
and the green ribbon Of true turf
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

We have been asked where the head
quarters OF the Standard oil company
is, Wherever John D. Rockefeller
happens to be
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Judge Diehl proposes to drive the
grafters out Of the city. Why this
proposed assault on the American"
administration?
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

1t is said that no animal laughs, The
statement is Incorrect, The horse does.
for he saith among the trumpets, IA
hu."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

The return OF half the Chinese in
demnlty would be a kind of return OF
the prodigal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

II am not an authority on anything, ="
says Jack London. Not even on fake
nature stories. Poor man,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

San Francisco would not have an
acting mayor had it not had mis-
behaving mayor.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

General Binghams book OF profess
sional etiquette aays that policemen
must Doe courteous" They can al
ways he relied on to be curt
The French wine raisers are raising
more Hades than wine Just now" says
the Chicago Record Herald, Wrong
more Cain. II YOU please.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

/, will take something more than a
voyage to Central America to make
the Milwaukee famous.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27
PROSPERITY DEFEATING ITSELF


Uncle sam has begun to feel the IN
creased prices OF building material OF an
sorts and the higher prices Of labor
just like the rest of US. In consequence
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

The weather bureau might very APP
propriatels he called the chateau diff.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

out Of them may arise blessings which
human minds cannot conjecture nor
human time compute.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Only French spoken at the Hague
conference. This beats the Dutch.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

At the pit of a coal mine in Penn
sNlYania there have occurred. during
the past few months quite number of
accidents whereby innocent bystand-
ers have come to grief Accordingly,
some kind official has caused to\ be
posted a notice that reaches the acme
Of poiteness. It reads; please do
not tumble down the shaft. Harp
er's Weekly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

The summer months are coming,
love, the bloom is ON the rye
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27
PROPERTY RIGHTS,

A correspondent OF Spanish Fork
write IN substance: Man and wife
/ agree to divide certain piece OF land
I and to sign each others deed. But they
/ are told that the wife cannot sign away
/ her right TO her share In the property
OF the husband but that she can AL
| ways claim that share. If that is the
\ Law, the writer adds man has not
/ the right TO sell his part as long AS the
/ wife lives. while the wife can control
both parts Is that the aw?'
AZ we understand IT, there Is differ
| ence OF opinion among the lawyers as
| to whether "A wife can by deed, or any
other conveyance. relinquish her right
to n third interest In property held by
the husband It Is question which
must be settled by q court decision,
and untn it Is so settled there will al
ways be difference OF opinion. II the
husband desires to sell his half of the
divided land he had better obtain the
signature Of his wife to the deed to
avoid all future trouble. II the wife ls
| honest, and the original agreement was
TO divide equally. she win not refuse TO
sign and permit the husband to dis
pose Of the half that Is his by agree
ment.
The law very wisely protects the wife
IN her property rights 10 the very Ut
most The purpose Of this Is TO save
her from becoming public charge, II
tho husband dies or loses his posses
siops by unfortunate speculation. 1t Is a
matter OF public policy, Any agreement
therefore. between husband and wife as
TO the disposal OF their property must
he drawn with all POSSIBLE care 10 be
worth anything at all The best legal
advice obtainsble should be secured.
II IL one Of the surprises OF the la
dies back cast, who are not permitted
to vote and who cannot control their
own property. TO hear that the women
OF Utah not only vote but hold and dis
pose OF property without any other in
reference by their husbands than that
OF VI friend, whose advice may. or may
not be followed. They have an idea
that women here are slaves. and when
they hear that they are more free and
independent than their sisters In the
states, who have been led to believe
that II Is their duty TO send money here
for their redemption, they are simply
amazed. But such Is the fact and there
Is not real man in Utah who is not
proud OF the Independence Of the wo-
men here. Utah women. and In fact
most women. can be trusted. II their
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Wigwae--What is your wife mad
about move
Uenpeckke--Her absent minded
ness, She was going to scold me
about something. and she can't ro-
member what It was--Philadelphia
Record
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Ella--I have seen % summers.
Etella--I wish | was as nearsighted
as you aTe.--Illustrated Bits.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Or. Beatty believes there are some
things worse than smallpox.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27
JUST FOR FUN.

Walter--Yes, sir. we're very hup to
to date ere We cook heverythink
by helectrlCity.
Customer--Oh, do you? Then just
give this steak another shock
Punch.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Instructor in Public Speaking
What is the matter with you. Mr.
Jones? Can't you speak any louder?
BE more enthusiastic open your
mouth and throw yourself into it.
Harvard Lampoon-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

Edyth-You ought to have heard
Mr.. Higgins ringing speech last
night
May-Why, wasn't aware that he
could make a speech.
Edyth--Well can't repeat tho
speech but I can show you the ring.
London Tit-Blts.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

"AIy dear will it bother YOU if
ask a question about our club book
Keeping You know I'm treasurer,
mo; delighted. I'm sure"
well, we gave charity euchre
for the benefit of the Old Ladies'
Home. It cost our club $500, and we
only took in $3.50. Now i figure it
out that the ladies owe us $50. Am
right ?"--I-ife,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

The farmers would do well to make
hay while the sun shines,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

"A young man. said the man OF
rcady-made maxims should learn TO
say no"
That's right" answered Senator
Sorghum. - man who has ths habit
Of saying no saves himself a lot OF
wear and tear when people get to
asking him to resign. Washing on
star
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

one mans pure food is another
mans poison.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-27

The nice ice man weighs his ice to
nicety.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-01-20

from Franklin came one of the COM
pany's inspectors. He had instructions
to stop the stream of guinea pigs at all
hazards. AS his train drew UP at
WestcOte station he saw a cattle car
standing on the express company's sid
ing. When he reached the express Of
flee he saw the express wagon backed
up to the door. Six boys were carry
ing bushel baskets full of guinea pigs
from the office and dumping them into
the wagon. Inside the room Flannery,
with his coat and vest off, was shovel
ing the guinea pigs into bushel baskets
with a coal scoop He was winding up
the guinea pig episode.
He looked up at the inspector with
a snort of anger.
Wan wagonload more an. I'll be
quit of thin an niver will We catch
Flannery wild no more foreign pigs on
his hands. No, sur! They near was
the death o. me. Mkt tonne I'll know
that pigs or whatver nationality is
domestic pets-an' go at the lowest
rate"
He began shoveling again, rapidly,
speaking quickly between breaths.
Rules may be rules, but you can't fool
Mike F'lannery twice with the same
thrick-whin ut comes to live stock,
dang the rules! So long as Flannery
runs this expriss office-pigs Is pets
an cows Is pets-an' horses is pets
an lions an tigers an Rocky Mountain
goats Is pets-an' the rate on thin is
twinty-foive cints."
He paused long enough to let one of
the boys put an empty basket in the
place OF the one he had just filled.
There were only a few guinea pigs left.
AS he noted their limited number his
natural habit Of looking on the bright
side returned.
well, anyhow he said cheerfulIy.
g tbs not so had as we might be. What
If thin dago pigs had been elephants?'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-01-20
BUSINESS ACUDIEN.

In Philadelphia is a small girl who
until recently, was the only child In
the family. The arrival of a baby
brother was regarded by her as some
thing of an intrusion, and her parents
endeavored in every way to cultivate
In her an affection for 1t. Wishing to
ascertain how successful their efforts
had been in this regard her father one
day said:
Mary, a man came into my office
to-day, and said that he would give
me a big boxful of money, enough to
buy all the candy and toys in the city,
IL I would sell him little baby brother.
That is a great deal for such a little
fellow. Shall I sell him.
An eager assent trembled On the lit
tie girls tongue, but she hesitated, and
a shrewd look came into her eyes.
NO, don't, papa she said. I'll try
to stand him.
"Oh, you are commencing to love
baby, them the father said, delight
eddy.
HUH No, I amt" was the reply.
IF you can get so much for him now,
I guess you could get twice as much
when he's growed biggeri''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-01-20

was able to understand why the error
had been made of billing one hundred
land sixty instead of eight hundred, and
still more time for it to get the mean
ing of the *cabbages.'s
FIannery was crowded into a few
feet at the extreme front of the office,
The pigs had all the rest of the room
and two boys were employed constant
ly attending to them. The day after
F'lannery had counted the guinea pigs
there were eight more added to his
drove, and by the time the Audit De-
partment gave him authority to collect
for eight hundred, Flannery had given
up all attempt to attend to the receipt
or the delivery of goods. He was hast
| lily building galleries around the ex-
press office, tier above tier He had
4O64 guinea pigs to care for! More ar
irving daily.
Immediately following it's authorize
| ton the Audit Department sent an
other letter, but Flannery was too busy
to open it. They wrote another and
then they telegraphed:
Error in guinea pig bill. Collect for
two guinea pigs, fifty cents. Deliver
all to consignee.'
Flannefy read the telegram and
cheered up He wrote out bill as rap
idly as his pencil could travel over pa
per and ram all the way to the More
house home. At the gate he stopped
suddenly. The house stared at him with
vacant eyes. The windows were bare
of curtains and he could see into the
empty rooms. A sign on the porch
said, ITO Let" Mr.. Morehouse had
moved. Flannery ran all the way
back to the express Office. Sixty-nine
guinea pigs had been born during his
absence. He ran out again and made
feverish inquiries in the village. Mr..
Morehouse had not only moved. but he
had left Westcote. Flannery returned
to the express Office and found that two
hundred and six guinea pigs had en-
tered the world since he left it. He
wrote a telegram to the Audit Depart
ment.
Cant collect fifty cents for two
dago pigs consfgnee has left town adj
dress unknown, what shall do? Flan-
merry"
The telegram was handed to one OF
the clerks in the Audit Department.
and as he read 1t he laughed.
"Flannery must be crazy. He ought
to know that the thing to do is to re-
turn the consignment here" said the
clerk He telegraphed Flannery to
send the pigs to the main office OF the
company at Franklin
When Flannery received the telegram
he set to work The six boys he had
engag ed to help him also set to work. |
They worked with the haste of desper-
ate men, making cages out Of soap |
boxes, cracker boxes and all kinds or
boxes, and as fast as the cages were
completed they filled them with guinea
pigs and expressed them to Franklin.
Day after day the cages Of guinea pigs
flowed in a steady stream from West
cote to Franklin. and still Flannery
and his six helpers ripped and nailed
and packed-relentlessly and feverish-
Nv. At the end of the week they had
shipped two hundred and eighty cases
Of guinea pigs, and there were in the
express office seven hundred and four
more pigs than when they began pack
ng them.
stop sending pigs. Warehouse full,
came a telegram to Flannery. He
packing only long enough to
wire back. Cant stop" and kept on
sending them. On the next train up
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-01-20

Dick Cooking at picture-book)-I
wonder what the Noahs did with them
selves all day long in the ark?
Mabel-F'ished,r Il should think.
Bobby-They didn't fish for long.
Dick and Mabel-Why not?
Bobby-Well, you see. there were
only two worms!
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-01-20
LITTLE WORDS OF KINDNESS.

Reginald is preparing to make
dash for Paris by airship.
Indeed, Has he the ship yeta'
''No, not exactly, but he has the
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-06-27
cURTAILS VIRGINIk'S RIGHT
H;hamsn Who Used Dlpnet In Potomac Win
Appeal

A man who stands on the Nirginia
side OF the Potomac river, below high
water mark, and fishes in the river with
a dipnet, violates section 800 OF the
District Code, which prohibits fishing in
the Potomac river with a dipnet, and IL
subject to the fine provided. This was
the decision of Judge Mullowney, in the
Police Court at Washington, in the case
OF John Evans, a resident of Alexandria
county, Va
The evidence in the case was that
Evans was standing on u rock which
protruded from the water on the Virginia
shore, and that he was fishing from the
rock with q dipnet at the end OF a pole
about 10 feet long. He was arrested on
warrant sworn out by the Police De
partment.
In Evans behalf 1t was contended by
Attorneys Crandall. Mackey and Mackall
that Congress had no right to pass a
law infringing on. the rights of the citi-
ze1s OF Virginia, and that. therefore. the
law was unconstitutional. According to
n compact made in 1885, they said, be-
tween Maryland and Virginia, it was
agreed that the citizens OF both States
should have fishing and wharfage rights
ON the Potomac river. The territory In
Aicxandria county was given afterward
20 the United States for the District OF
fColumbia, bat was later given back 10
Virginia.
Upon behalf Of Evans and others who
make their living by fishing. Me--rS
Necksy and Naekan will appeal the case.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-06-27
TO |MPEACH ORCHARD
Haywood Defense Attacks Story
Of Wholesale Murderer.
CONSPIRACY is CLAIMED

Called Witnesses to Prove Mine Own
ers' Detectives Knew Who Blew Up
independence Station and Called
eIoodhounds OF Orchards Track.
Boise. Idaho. June 26.-The first d.
rect testimony in defense OF william
ID. Haywood was directed toward
showing that Harry Orchard. blaming
Frank Steunenberg for the loss Of his
interest in the Hercules mine hal
threatened 20 have revenge by killing
him. and that the conduct OF Orchard
and X. c. Sterling. both before the In
dependence explosion. when they were
frequently seen together. and after
ward when Sterling called on a blood
hound that was following Orchards
trail. justified ;he inference that the
mine owners inspired the crime.
The calling OF the first witness for the
defense was preceded by a further ex-
animation OF Orchard TO permit the do
Tense TO complete its formal impcach-
ing questions. These were nearly all
in connection with the claim that
w AAtAA "a hAAAfA FAfNAAAfAAnfAA RfNAuEt AlA
an alleged grudge growing ont OF the
sale Of his interest in the Hercules
mine
Orchard again denied that he ever
threatened to kill Steunenherg because
OF the Hercules mine. and again as
serted that he sold his interest in the
mine two years before the trouble that
drove him out OF Northern Idaho.
Two witnesses called later in the day
day swore that Orchard did threaten
20 kill Steunenberg because Of the Her
cules matter. and the defense has pre-
pared the way for such testimony from
a dozen more witnesses.
Several witnesses. principally wo-
men. who kept lodging houses at Grip
pie Greek. located Orchard al various
conferences with Sterling. the detec-
tive for the mine owners association.
prior TO the Independence explosion.
and there was further showing as &c
meetings between Orchard and D. c.
Scott. the detective for the Florence
and Cripple Creek railway. Another
witness told OF the effort 10 locate tho
men guilty OF the Independence sta
ton outrage by starting a blood
hound from the chair rung used in
pulling Of the mine explosion. He said
the dog took the road TO Colorado
Springs. the one over which Orchard
fed in the night. and that when he re-
ported TO Sterling he got orders TO call
the dog OF. Sterling said he knew
who blew up the station, and later
said that Steve Adams had done 20.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-06-27

followed on the stand, and told practically
the same story a. that related by Judge
Loving, say ing he had told Judge Loving
the facts a. stated.
To SHOW INSANITY.
The defense introduced DIR. W. b Tnn-
stall, oil LovingstOn. and DIR. ii. b. Mel
Vln, oil Huston. to show the condition of
the mind of q man who was suddenly
confronted with such facts a. had ha.n
related by Miss Loving To her father
The object OF this il To yet in an instruc-
ton which will permit the acquittal of
the accused man.
DIR. Tunstall stated that he had known
Judge Loving practically all OF his life.
lie saw him lew minutes before the
shooting Ot young Estes Tie was driv-
ing IN buggy. and his general appear
ance was 80 ch anged that DR.. TLDstall
stated that he did not recognize him.
The witness testified that Judge Low
ing In 1905 got on IA spree in Lynchburg
and his mental condition was seriously
Affected a. a result.
VIII long series OF debauches affect
the brain2" Ia was asked
Yes was the answer
The witness stated that during the last
lew years Judge Loving had become yery
oi7>s ieeaDle anu lnIOlerADle, although
some years ago he was pleasant and If
fable.
LOVING 5 HARSH TEMPER
DR.. Tunstall believed that Judge Low
ing was labOring under such excitement
that he did MT reaiz. the ut h, WA.
cDrnmitting.
The defense announced at adjournmen,
that 1t would require two hours To com
plete its case, and then the State will be
gin evidence of rebuttal That an ATTACK
Is to be made on the evidence Of the wit
nesses who have testified for the deiens,
Is certain. The impression now IL thai
the case will be- completed this week.