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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
A =COMlCAL LAWSUIT.
Odd Revenge of the Whimsical Count
De tauraeuais.

Odd Revenge of the Whimsical Count
De lauraeuais.
The Count de Laurngunls was one OF
the most singular characters of n
Whimsical time He was full Of oddi-
ties and had reckless spirit of daring
The boldncss of his language and ne
tion once drew upon him the displeas
ure Of Louis NNI, who hanishcd him
from Paris. but he came back on II
festnl day and was seen III the very
face of the court walking about rucc
course The king wiukcd nj the cSca.
pade. Such Il culprit was incorrlgible
But one of the most absurd of his
antics had 20 do with the Prince D.. n
very dull courtier against whom he
had II grudgc. one day the count ap
piled very gravely TO n physician, ask
ing If 1t were possible for n person to
die of cnnul
"Such Il thing" said the doctor,
would be very singular aud very
rare
but what want To know" said the
count, lis whether II would be posi-
BILE"
We'll" answered the doctor. n long
continued state of ennui might induce
some disease, such as consumption.
and In that sense II might cause the
patients death.
On this the consultation was written
down and signed ut the counts request
and the fee paid
Next he went to an advocate and
asked whether he could make legal
complaint against man who by any
means Whatsoever had formed II de
Sign against his life The advocate as
sured him that there was not the least
doubt of II and In his turn signed n
declaration. Armed With these docu-
mcnts, the Count dc Iauraeuais msti-
tuted criminal proceedings against
Prince II. who, he declared, had form
ed the design of firing him 10 death
OF course the suit ended In laughter,
hut he had had the satisfaction of tell
Ing the world how his enemy Impress.
ed him
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
SAVED BY CLEAN HANDS.
Thrilling Incident Of the Days of the
paris Commune

'nrtiih9 ineident OF ire o7Ts OF INC
rarts Commune
Frederic NiIllefs ieacelhl i'ef5oH
Antics ana aflofa boid eoilaihs
strlkfhs ana somewhat ploolA =t'ile oi
the Terrible daSs ol iie runs tom
mlne. IN unnamed EhsHshlhah tells
the story oil himself ana AFchlnild
Forbes, the great war correspondent;
There was n Sood deal oil hshtlhs III
the streets at the time' Tor the Yer
sailles troops were pressing nara upon
the COMMUNISTS. one afternoon, ID II
street not Tar from where we were SIT
ting, / was rounded UP by party OF
rebels and lhade 10 WORK erecting
barricade, when ! found another Eng
lishman pressed Tor The sam" business.
II was Forbes, the war correspondent.
We chumined together at our dlstaste-
ful work, #hleh we were coinpeii'l 10
do or FISK being shot Tor spies
presently the baffIeade WIS attack
ell by the AefSlllleiSts' ana the com
munists, arter sharp hShi. were dfiV=
en- heiter SHELTER down the street.
tofDcs ana ran win theili presently
he shouted, l'iVe INTO lhat wiheShop on
the lett Immediately dld 50, ana
Forbes, catching HoId OF me, puSHeu
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
sehopenf...,ler on Anonymity.

Anonymity IL the refuge for all lit
crary and journalistic rascality 1t
Is Il practice which must be com.
plctcly atoPpc', Every article, even In
II newsPaper, should he accompanied
by the name OF lis author and the edi-
tor should be made strictly responsible
for the accuracy of the signature The
freedom Of tie press should lie thus far
restricted, - that what Il man publicly
proelains through the far sounding
trumpet of the new Spapcr he should be
anSWerablc ia. at any rate with his
honor if he has amy, and, If he has
none. let his name nrntralize the effect
of his words Rascal. Your name. For
"A man 10 wrap himself up and draw his
hat over his face and then fall upon
people who are walking about without
any disguise this Is not the part of II
gentleman: it Is the part of scoundrel
and II knAye.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
.PENNSYL vAN|A RAILROAD
Bulletin.
JlJNE ON THE GREAT LAKES.

Restful delightful interesting, and instructive there
is no trip like that on the Great Lakes those inland seas
which form the border line between the United States and
Canada And June is of the most charming months IN
the year in which to take the trip
For comfort the fine passenger steamships OF the
Anchor Line have no superiors AS weapponted as the
palaa ocean greyhounds which pillow the Atlantic, their
schedule allows sufficient time all stopping places to en-
able the traveller something of the great lake cities
and in daylight the most distinctive sights OF the
lakes, and the scenery which frames them.
The trip through the Detroit River and through Lake
ST. Clair with its great ship canal in the middle OF the
lake. thence through Lake Huron the locking of the steam
er through the great locks at the Soo and the OF
the Portage Entry the upper end of Michigan
novel and interesting features.
The voyage from Buffalo to Duluth eleven
hundred miles in the five days journey. Leaving Buffalo
the steamships Junata and Tonesta make stops at Erie
Cleveland Detroit Macknaw Island, the 500, Marquette,
Houghton and Hancock, and Duluth.
The Anchor Line is the Great Lake Annex OF the
PENNSYLVANIA Railroad and the service to the
high standard set by the Standard Railroad of America
Full details of this service may be obtained from prn
cipal Ticket Agents of the Pennsylvania Railroad.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
THE LORDS PRAYER.
Showing the Successive Changes In ths
English Language.

Few scholars even are aware of the
great changes through which the Eng
lish language has passed In successive
centuries. Following are specimens OF
the Lords Prayer as used at various
periods in English history:
A. D. lbs Fader ur heune, hale
weide BETH thi neune, cumin th
kunerlche. thy VIII booth idon in heune
and In crthc The euryeu dave briend
gif ous thik dave. And voZif uel
dcttcrs as VI yoursifen ure dettours
And Ienc US nought into temtatien. bot
dclyyor Gus Of excl Amen
\ d. 1900 Fader urc in heavene,
halewyn be thi name. thi Kingdom
come they willie be done as in heyene
and earthe Qua urche days bred give
us TO daye. And forgive cure detes
as we forgive cure dettoures. And
lead us nor In temptation, bote de
lyveour us Of yvil. Amen.
A. ID 1310-Oure fadir that art in
hcunes, hallowid be thi namc, thi king
dom come to- be thi willie done in
earthe rs in heunc, geFe 10 us this oule
breed onre other substance forgene t.
use cure dettis az We forganen 10 cure
dctouris, lefle rs not into temptation.
but deIyeur rs yyeI Amen
A. u. 1924 % cure father which art
In heVen hallowcd ny thy name. Let
thy Kingdom come. They wyoll be
fulfilled as well In earth as 1t Is in
heaven Give us this daye cure dayly
brede And forgive us our trespaccs
even ms we forgive our trespaeers
And lead us not into temptation, bat
delyver us from evcll. Eyr thyme Is the
kindomc and the power and the glorye
for ever Amen.
y H. lJ61 our father which are In
heauen, santlhed by thy name Let
thy kingdom come. Thy will be done,
rs In heauen. In earth also. Give MS
today our snperstaniial bread. And
forgive us our detteS as we forgive
our dettefs tnd head rs not into
TEMPTATION Rut drliYcre uS from evil
Amen
T. y. I'LL oar father which are In
heauen, hallawed by Thy namc Thy
kingdom come Thy will he done in
earth rs II Is in heatrt Give us this
day our dlyley bread And forgive MS
our debts as we forgive our debtors
And lead us not into temptation. but
deliver MS from evil For thyme Is the
kindome. and the power, and the glory
forever Amen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
The Four D'-.

Charles SpurReon once said that there were
three great enemies To man dirt, debt and
the devil lie might have added one more d
an include Dyspepsia The evil results 81
this disease could hardly be exaggerated Its
effects are felt IN INN and body, and are a.
far reachint a the effects Of the curse that
Was laid N the .jackadaw Of lheims which
va cursed IN "sating and drinking and sleep
uk in standing and sitting and lying Ire
good effects Of Or iierce'- Golden Medical
Discovery arr most marked in Aggravated
ami chronic cases Of dyspepsia II enables
the stuna Ii glands - -ecrete the necessary
quantity Of digestive tiuids and tins at once
removes that craving or guaWing sensation
50 common to certain forms Of indigestion
II tones and regulates the stomach, invigpr
ates the torpid liver and gives the blood
making glands keen assimilatiye power
Gold, Medical Discovery cures ninety
eight per cent Of those who use it Or
ricrce's Pleasant Pellets are superior to al
other laxative medicines when the bowels are
obstrurted
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

II yen have bad breath, constipation
pnin n the small of the back, dis
colored skin, nervousness or dizziness
your only wise course IS TO take Dir.
David kennedy's Favorite Remedy OF
Rondout \. Y. 1t will cleanse tue
blood of all impurities, regulate the
Kidneys and Liver. and tins restore
II healthyIslow to your cheeks again.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

by local applications as they cannot reach til,
diseased portion of the ear. There is only on
way To cure deafness, and that il by constit
tutional remedies. Deafness is caused by ~
iuilnmed condition of the mucuous lining o
he Eustuchian Tube. When this tube is in
ilamed You have n rumhing sound or i'm
perfect hearing, and when il is entirely clos
ed Deafness is the result, and unless the in
ilammalion san he taken ont and this tub,
restored to it's normal condition. hearing vii
be destroyed forever: nine cases out of ten
are caused by Catarrh, which is nothing bu
an ni'amed condition of the mucous sur
faces
We will give One Hundred Dollars for an,
case of Deafness tcaused by catarrh that can
not he cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Senc
for circulars, free
T. J. CHENEY x co. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, Zoe.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
How Tommy Helped.

Minister Nh, Tommy. Is that YOU?
l trust you are always Il good hoy
Tommy. Tommy Yes, sir Minister
That's right ! am sure you are al
ways kind to your good mother. Tom
my Yes. sir. | was helping her yes
terday. Minister Very glad TO hear
It. Tommy What did You do for her
yesterday: Tommy helped her
with the washing sir She said she
couldn't get on with the washing II
we didn't take our dinner an hour
sooner and ! took 1t rs soon us she
had II ready.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
The Art of Skin READING.

Skip reading is an accomplishment
of our own time. Al ordinary man or
woman of today can extract all the
requisite information ont of newspa
per In less than five minutes by the
exercise Of this new sense for IT is
little else than this The eyes race
down column, pick up instInctively
an essential word here and there. and
the brain fills In the intervals intclli.
gently, producing n precis which is
sufficient for the purpose London
Granhlr
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
How's This =?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. CHENEY 4 CO, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. J.
Cheney for the last Is years. and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac.
tions and financially able to carry ont any obi
cations made by his firm.
WALpINd, KINNAN II MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price IS cents per bottle. Sold by all drug
gists.
Take Halls Family Pillsfor constipation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
Preeept and Practice.

\ child walking With his tutor stole
an apple from stall In tho street. His
Instructor. having Witnessed tho theft,
gave his Young charge Il severe lesson
on the Nervousness of stealing and
then, snatchins the apple from him.
quietly ate II hiu>clf This is the
ahridgiaent OF the greater part Of all
history
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

An exchange calls attention to the
fact that using salts and chemicals in
burning coal ashes is very ruinous to
the stove. The gases formed attack
the iron and eat it away so rapidly
that new stove is needed within a
very few months. This, if true, very
seriously affects the economy in ash
burning.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

Don't you think my son has mar
velous powers rs mimic?" asked the
hostess.
HE has indeed" replied the gentle
man who has overheard her son min
licking him much TO his disadvantage
HE might initiate gentleman to the
life II he We're to practice a little
Chicago Record Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
Van Loncina.

Ardup looked up bitterly from the
book he was reading The words "one
touch of nature" had caught his eye
and had started u train of thought.
Il wish IT were possible" he solilo-
qulzed. I've touched everybody else"
Chicago Tribune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

last year the people Of the United
States consumed sugar at the average
rate of 20 pounds each. In 1890 the
average consumption was II pounds.
1t sugar Is Il clvilizing force the
United States stands we'll to the front
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

Why not be neat? 1t is town fad,
aud is worth more than it costs.
Teach the children not to scatter bits
of paper on tue street, aud bear the
same thing in mind yourself Hoe
the weeds from the cutters, Summer
is here, SO clean M aud keep clean.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

Even th7a-h YOU be hard pressed and
violently attacked 10y The enemy still
It is base 10 give way. Hold the pos.
assigned To You by nature, You ask
what this post Is? II is that OF boinQ
Seneca,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

Marie, ho2. ioes It happen that
Just now saw you giving your sweet
heart my cake and wiuct"
u don't understand II either for |
covered UP the keyhole, :" Megsendor
fer Batter
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

Flag Day will be observed through
ont the State on June IA. An act
passed by the last Legislature makes
the observation of the day compnlsory
in schools.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

Charles Ramsey has II freak of
nature on his farm ut Lebanon 1t is
in the form OF cali with hair lip.
The animal is several weeks old aud
is in fine condition.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

There are in New Jersey % savings
banks, 6s trust companies, Il State
banks aud i5l national banks and
over 400 building and loan associa-
tiQns.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

As small letters weary the eye most,
So also the ":nallest affairs disturb us
mos, -Montaigne.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

\ powier for swollen, tired, hot smarting
feet Sample sent FREE. Also Free sample
of the Foor-EAsE SANITARY CoRN.PAp, new
invention. Address, Allen =. Olmstead, LIE
Roy, y Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

The Farmers, Changers and Citizens
of Warren County have decided to
hold their annual picnic at Belvidere
on August 18th next.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
Here is Rellef for Women.

Mother Gray, a nurse in New York, discoy-
cred an aromatic pleasant herb cure for wo-
mems ills, called AusTRALIAN-LEAF 1t
is the only certain monthly regulator. Cures
female weaknesses and Backache, Kidney,
Bladder and Urinary troubles, AT all Drug
gists or by mail 80 cts Sample FREE. Ad-
dress, The Mother Gray Co, LIE Roy Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

The perfection of Bread Mac,
kay's Special.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
Lle Eniove5 n

Hoax Did You really enjoy Your stay
In Paris? ,IoaN | came home in the
steeragc. Boston Record
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

The real Observation-Disclosures Spec.
ial every afternoon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

The easiest thing In the world is to
make mistakes. The hardest Is to
profit by them. Stoutsville Banner.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

Presumption Is our natural and origi
nal disease. Montague.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
Spring Announcement

TH T this season of the year you are
~ probably considering what you
will wear this Spring. To help
you solve this problem we invite you
to come and inspect our styles for
Spring.
We have taken unusual pains in
selecting these goods, so that we can
give you the very best, both in style
and quality.
In our Mems and young Mems
clothing we are showing an extra fine
line of neat and fancy Weaves, suita-
bic for all occasions, ranging from So.
to $40
For the little fellows we have
succeeded in combining both style
and durability in the garments.
Among them you will find some
thing suitable for school or better
wear
Also full line of Mems Furn.
ishings comprising the newest ideas
in Shirts, Neckwear, Hats and Shoes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
Thifty-Eivc Head Horses and Mares

twenty-five head of carefully selected To-
Wa and Michigan Horses and Mares direct
from the best stock raising farms of those
famous horse producing States Among
which will be gentlemens drivers, both trot-
tiers and PAGERS; closely matched carriage
and coach teams, farm chunks, general pur-
pose horses and heavy drafters. They have
good heads and necks, fine dispositions, thor
onghly broken TO harness Every horse will
be sold If bid on, ANY one wanting a horse
can suit themselves i'll this lot, no matter how
hard they may be to please,
Every horse guaranteed as represented.
Three mouths credit, bankahle Taper Sale
positive, under cover if stormy.
My guarantee is as good as Il gold bearing
bond. never advertise what | haven't got
and never promise what do not sell
Next Saturday, June Is, 1907.
At Z o'clock sharp AZ the UNION HOTEL
STABLES, PENNINGTON, n. J.
l. W 0PDfCkE,
WM. 5. RILEY, Auc'r.
o. T. CuAMnERLIN, Clerk
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
In Cbancery Of New Jersey.
TO NORA KROESEN

Gerry of New Jersey, made on the Third day of
June, nineteen hundred and seven, wherein
William A, kroesen is petitioner and you are
defendant, You are required to appear and
answer the petitioners petition on or before
the Fifth day of August next, or in default
such decree will be taken against Won Ms the
Chancellor shall think equitable and just
The petition in this suit is nled for the pur-
pose of securing divorce from the bond of
matrimony for William A. kroesen from Nora
kroesen his wife, on the ground IF adultery.
June Sd, 1897
WALTER +. HAYHURST,
solicitor of Petitioner
I O. Address, Lamhertyille, n J
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Next Saturday, June IS, 1907,

RHEUMATISM 8 write Ns iSIay for snsf fe,
Reasons Why incurahle and how to over
come Il. mailed tree on receipt of address
II. +. CLARKE, % Liberty street, New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12

The Perfection of baking MAC
HAYS broad.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
KIDNEY and LIVER CURE

Dr. David kennedy's Favorte Remedy is adapted
to al ages and both sexes, aif0rdHg permanent re-
Hci IA all cases caused by impurity of the blood,
such a. Kidney, BLADDER and Liver Com
plants; cures Constipation and Weaknesses
peculiar to women.
1t proves successful In cases where all other med-
clnes have totally failed. No sufferer should despair
as long as this remedy is untried II has an unbro-
ken record of success for over 30 years, and has
won hosts Of warm friends.
Are you suffering from any disease traceabe to
the causes mentioned? If So DIR. kennedy has
siated his personal and professiona reputation
the statement that Favorite Remedy viii 20 you
good
IREE.-Send for free trial bottle and
booklet containing valuable medical advice Write
also for an Easy Test" for finding ont if you
have kidney disease. Address DIR. David Ken
nedy's Sons, Rondout. NY. Mention tins paper.
REMEMBER, the fun name is DIR. DAVID
KENNEDYS FAVORIFE REMEDY. Hade at
Eondout. n. v, and the price IS 81 90 six
bottles $500 at all druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-12
BANKING BY MAIL

:. 4 growing number of people in Northern
New Jersey are looking upon a -FOUR PER
iNes sANk as the best form of a conservative
investment The Principal is available at all
tines AMI the income assured. II is adapta-
Hundred Dollars
IAg Moar,s coYNrv sAvinos sAsk is the
only savings Bank in Northern New jersey
and one of the strongest in the State Its
popularity is conceded-having at present
over Ten Thousand One Hundred Depostors
practicable for You to deposit here wherever
you live Interest January LIST, 1907, 1 per
cent up to S5O0O0
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-02-14
The Kingdom of Iron.
philadelphia Inquirer)

Last year the country produced over
p, 600, 900 tons of pig iron, an amount
which it is difficult to comprehend. and
Is about one-half of what the whole world
yielded 1t is a satisfaction to know
that most of it was the output of Penn
sylvania, although much of the iron ore
came from other states. When we con-
slider that in 1880 the country's produc-
ton was only a little more than 1000
600 tons, the progress can be easily un-
derstood.
Iron is not everything in the world.
but 1T seems to have a sort of kingshin
among the indications of prosperity.
Take, for instance, 1910, when the total
production was less than 300, 900 tons:
the per capita consumption was no more
than 81 pounds, although we did import
some iron and steel at that time. The
present per capita average is about GAO
pounds. And it should be remembered
that iron is not like an agricultural pro-
duct which perishes with the using.
There IS comparatively little waste.
since even scrap iron commands a good
market
Every year each person is using on
the average more than four times their
weight in iron. Probably there is in
useful existence for every American
some six tons of iron which are doing
quiet, but effectual work. The impor-
tant thing is that contracts on hand of
single corporation, which does only
about one-half of the business of the
country, are for eight million tons.
Probably sixteen millions of tons, or two
thirds of the current years output, are
already ordered on the basis of the com
ing demands.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-02-14
500 Reward, 100.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been abe to cure
IN ali It's stages, and that is catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure il the only positive cure
now known to the medical fraternity.
Catarrh being constitutional disease, re-
quues constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous sur
iaces OF the system, thereby DESTROYING
the foundation of the disease, and giving
the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in doing
us Work The proprietors have so much
iaith IN It's curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that il
falls to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & Co,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation