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The Press., 1907-04-10

Rest is the great restorer. We tire our
muscles by exercise and then rest to re-
store them; yet a great many of us do
not stop to think how little rest we give
to our stomachs. AS a usual thing no
part of our bodies Is so generally over
worked as our digestive organs. A tired
and overworked stomach will give signs
of distress to which we pay no heed until
at last Dyspepsia takes hold. Indigestion
is just q warning, and If we heed the
warning we can easily avoid further con
sequences. KoDoL Is a most thorough
relief. 1t digests what you eat
and gives the stomach the needed rest
and greatly assists In restoring 1t to its
normal activity and usefulness. KoDoL
is sold on a guarantee relief plan. 1t is
sold here by Anders jacob ZEN.
The Press., 1907-04-10
The Sky and the M..rh.r-

Whether clear or cloudy, a rosy sun
set presages fine weather; a sickly
looking, greenish hue, wind and rain;
a dark, or Indian, red, rain; red sky
in the morning, bad weather or much
wind, perhaps rain; gray sky in the
morning, fine weather; high dawn,
wind; low dawn, fair weather. Re-
markable clearness of atmosphere near
the horizon, distant objects, such as
hills, unusually visible or raised by re-
fraction and what is called a good
hearing day." may be mentioned
among signs of wet, If not wind.
The Press., 1907-04-10
The Richest Man in the World.

The richest man In the world can not
have his kidneys replaced nor live with
out them, so it is important not to neg
lect these organs. If Foley's Kidney
Cure is taken at the first sign of danger,
the symptoms will disappear and your
health will be restored, as it strengthens
and builds up these organs as nothing
g Sc will. Oscar Bowman, Lebanon, KY,
writes: 81 have used Foley's Kidney
Cure and take great pleasure in stating It
cured me permanently of kidney disease,
which certainly would have cost me my
life. "-Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-04-10

THERE Is NO USE FIGHTING NATURE. =
DR.. Ktnnedy's Favorite Remedy does
nothing of that kind. 1t acts tenderly
and In sympathy with what Nature is try
ing to accomplish. Do you have tro uble
with digestion, your liver or kidneys
Does rheumatism pain and rack you? Is
you head thick and heavy 1t will
charm away these aim ants almost ere
you are aware. ID
The Press., 1907-04-10
POIlfA.

Robecchi asked friend to dinner
and then returned home furious. what
is the matter?' said his wife.
do not speak to me! 1t is shamel
1 always thought politeness produced
one in return, so 1 asked Dobeln to
lunch"
"And has he refused?"
Refused? I should think not He
has accepted. la Cartcaturista.
The Press., 1907-04-10
stomach and Liver Trouble Cured.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures stom-
ach and liver trouble as it aids digestion,
and stimulates the liver and bowels with
out irritating these organs like pills and
ordinary cathartics. 1t cures indigestion
and sick headache and chronic constipa
ton. Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does
not nauseate or grippe, and Is mild and
pleasant to take. Refuse substitutes.
Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-04-10
The Amateur Detective.

Said the man in the restaurant TO the
other across the table:
"Pll bet you're druggist"
mo; you're wrong"
"a chemist, thenT
Wrong again"
"a photographer"
''This time you're right. How did
you guess it?'
''It was simple enough" was the an
swer. 81 guessed it from the way you
held the vinegar cruet in making your
salad. You placed your little finger at
the bottom of the bottle No one but
man accustomed to measuring out
graduated and exact quantities does
that."-New York Press.
The Press., 1907-04-10
Notice to our Customers.

We are pleased to announce that Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as safe
remedy for children and adults. Anders
Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-04-10
The Tea Biscuits.

Miss Birdie Livingston taking her
first meal at the bride's)-These tea
biscuits of yours are exquisite. Ethel
The Bride-Oh. am so relieved to
have you say so. was dreadfully
afraid I had put too much tea into
Home Companion.
The Press., 1907-04-10
The Chair.

Uncle Visiting nephew at school on
prize giving day)-How many voices
are there In your chapel choir? Neph-
ew-About seven. Uncle-Why, I had
an impression that 1t had forty or fifty
members Nephew-So it has, but you
asked me how many voices.-Philadel-
phia Inquirer
The Press., 1907-04-10

Student - Aren't there somewhere
professor, cacti with hooklfke thorns
protruding to catch the passerby?
Professor = Yes, 1 believe there are
some varieties that are troubled with
curvature of their spines. - Chicago
News
The Press., 1907-04-10
All Scrappers.

Callahan-Oi want to git a book to
put tn photographs av all me rela-
lives in. OF think this wan will do.
Clerk-But that isn't a family al
bum, sir; that is a scrapbook.
Callahan-Oh, that's all right, young
man; all av me relatives are scrap
pers.-Puck.
The Press., 1907-04-10

Nothing so good as CAsoAswEET, %
writes a mother who has used it lit
saved my baby's life," writes another.
CAsoAswEET Is vegetable corrective for
the disorders of child's stomach Con-
tents on the bottle in plain English. 90
doses for 25 cents. Recommended by
Anders Jacos sen.
The Press., 1907-04-10

When your back hurts it is almost H.
ways warning from your kidneys, When
your kidneys ar wrong there Is nothing
SO good as the use of DeWitt's KidneT
and Bladder Pills. Trey as list the kid.
neys. Sold by Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-04-10

"Good for everything salve is used for
and especially recommended for Piles. -"
That is what we say about DeWitt's Car
bolized Witch Hazel Salve. That is what
twenty years of usage has proven. Get
the original. Sold by Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-04-10
PayIess Dentistry.


A Baltimore man was one afternoon
seated in a dentists anteroom, waiting
his turn, when a young woman, evinc-
ing every evidence of utmost agitation
at the thought of submitting to an Or
deal, entered and took seat beside
him. Very shortly thereafter a series
of piercing shrieks came from the oper-
ating room, whereupon the timid young
woman sprang from her seat In terror
and, grasping the arm of the colored at
tendant, gasped:
"Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that?"
cit amt nothin', MISS" the darky
fastened to assure her. Its only pa
tient that's bein' treated free Of
charge. Weekly.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition Of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube il inflamed
you have rumbling sound of imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever :;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an inflamed condition of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarrh) that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. send for cir.
cularS free.
Ed. CHENEY CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 7bc.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation. 6
The Press., 1907-04-10

produces nne results In 80 days. 1t acts
powerfully and quickly. Cures when others fail
Young men can regain their lost manhood and
old men may recover their youthful yiRor by
using KEVAVO. 1t quickly and quietly re-
moves Nervousness, Lost Vitality, Sexual
WEAKNESS such as Lost Power, Failing Memory
wasting Diseases. and enectsof self-abuse or
excess and indiscretion, which units one for
study, business or Marriage It not only cures
oy starting at the seat Of disease but is a great
nerve tonic and blood builder, bringing
BACK the pink glow TO pale cheeks and re-
storing the nre of youth. It wards on APP
preaching disease. Insist on having REVIV0.
no other. Ie can be carried in vest pocket. Bv
mail slsOO per package, or six for 81. 100. We
give free advice and counsel to all who wish IL
wltn guarantee. Circulars free. Address
AOtAl MEDICINE CO., Marine BLDG. Chicago. 10
For sale in STAFFORD springsTby
A c. EATON, Druggist.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22


II you are steady smoker don't
throw away your old tobacco bags.
III saving them until he had trunk
ful resident Of Sixty-second street
got busy with needle and made one
Of the oldest rugs one would find In 9
DAYS walk. OF course this economical
genius is an incessant smoker. Often
he smoked two bags Of tobacco in
day. Then, too, he changed his brand
often and in this way got more high
ly colored assortment. He told his
friends about the rug he had in mind,
and they got busy collecting. AS re-
suit Mr. Smoker got big crop each
week In less than six months he had
gathered 10S square feet of tobacco
bags. which was nice 8 by IL rug.
He used piece of thick flannel as a
foundation and sewed the bags to 1t
each nieht on returning from work.
On several occasions some Of the fell
lows from the Office helped him do the
sewing" 1t was Interesting work.
For some unknown reason many OF
the helpers sewed the bags on back
ward, but all were finally Strengthened
out, and when the rug was finally laid
there was little celebration In the
genius room Now as he looks at the
rug In silence he prides himself upon
his economy. And yet the refresh
| ments that he supplied to keep the
workers In good humor and ON the
nieht OF the rug laying cost him
&2k5Qr-Philadelphta Eecord.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22

Cleveland, Nov. 18.-The indict-
ment returned in the criminal court
several years ago, in which DR.. Lee
roy Chadwick was charged with aid
ing and abetting his wife, Mrs. Cas-
sic Chadwick, in forging the name of
Andrew Carnegie to a note for S.
600, 900, was nollied today by Judge
Estep upon the request Of the coun-
ty prosecutor. Mrs. Chadwick,
shortly before her death, employed
Cleveland attorney to have the In
dictment nolled If possible.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22

be hummed asd whistled all over
town today. And his melodious
warning to the naughty. naughty,
naughty little girl who wished for
everything she shouldn't have in
wolves one the most charming
groupings of women that has been
seen on any stage.
Mr.. Webb is comedian who can
sing and dance-and be very funny.
Which is more than you have a
right to ask of any one comedian.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22
THE ALASKAN" IS
4 WARM MEMBER

THE Alaskan. = appearing in We
natchee shortly after Christmas, is
a mighty good comedy drama, set to
music. 1t is richer In pretty girls
and pretty songs and novel situa-
lions than anything that has been
here in five years. The whole
scheme is new and captivating; and
perfect wealth of entertainment is
crowded into the two acts, says the
Salt Lake Tribune
A rich man named Easton, of New
York, "grubstakes" Dick Atwater
who goes mining in Alaska. Then
! Easton dies, and his daughter goes
to Nome to find her partner, and her
property. Atwater's mine fails, and
he dare not ask the girl to marry
him when she arrives. But later his
claim is found to be wonderfully rich
and he sells for a million, and mar
ries the girl-and every one in the
Salt Lake Theater last night is con-
fident they will happily ever after.
They will if Mr.. Girard doesn' t
sing. He is the principal in the play,
and handsome fellow But the
man who calls trains down at the
o. s. L. depot has a better voice, and
knows more about using it.
After which evidence of a fixed
and unalterable crouch, let it be re-
corded that there is not another
flaw in the whole piece. Here are
the principals:
Richard Atwater -. Harry Girard
Totem Pole Pete. Ed Martindell
Smallberry Strander. Teddy Webb
Meadowbrooks Blazes. H. Wizard
Teddy Bear ......... VIM. Fables
u. S. Mail Driver M V. L. Smith
| Arlee Easton Agnes c.. Brown
Mrs. Good-Beter-Best. !. Anne Adair
Claudio Cluster -. Amy Leicester
But beside them there is perfect
ly bewildering bevy of other girls
and some miners who can sing and
pose, and help the scenes immensely.
Mr.. Martindell is the star of the COM
pany. His "Totem Pole" song will
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22

And Mr.. Fables is the most success
full brute that has been seen in the
atricals since bears were invented.
Miss Brown is pretty and fairly
performs her part; Miss Adair Is
both captivating and capable. And
Amy Leicester deserves the applause
that is invariably rendered her.
Taken altogether, "The Alaskan"
lis better worth the money than any,
thing that has been offered in
months
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22
HErERoDoxY.


Pray thee, put the sermon by-vex my
soul no more with creeds;
They are only stones and husks to my
hungry spirits needs.
am tired Of striving sects, with their
various bigotry-
All, for me death holds no terror but the
fear Of losing thee!
In a heaven apart from thee could my
exiled soul rejoice?
Could I Join the angels song, missing
thence thy tender voice?
What to me were gates Of pearl If they
parted thee and me?
What the streets so fair and golden II
walked them seeking thee?
What to me the pastures green where thy
feet could never be?
What the paths beside still waters II thou
walkest not with me?
All, wherever after death my still faith
full soul may dwell
Saints may call it bliss or woe; they may
name it heaven or hell
BY thee only, o beloved, will my joy OF
pain be wrought;
7 shall find my heaven beside thee, or my
hell where thou art not!
Elizabeth Akers.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22

Don't neglect to inspect our grand
assortment of hats at half price.
Miss Julia Mahoney, at Parshalfs
Department Store.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22
Household Goods for Sale.

Consisting of sideboard, extension
table, parlor stands, book cases. Ded-
room suit, cook stove. chairs and
other articles. No. 317 Orondo ave.,
f7rst door west of Park Hotel. Call
soon. AAo
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22
Schopenhauer on Erudition.

SchoPenhauer on ErudItIon.
SO it is that much reading deprives
the mind Of oil elasticity. 1t is like
keeping spring continually under
pressure. The safest way of having no
thoughts Of ones own is to take up a
book every moment one has nothing
else to do. It is this practice which ex-
plains why erudition makes most raen
more stupid and silly than they are by
nature and prevents their writings OBJ
taining any measure Of success.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22

Don't neglect to inspect our grand
assortment of hats at half price
Miss Julia Mahoney, at Parsnaii
Department Store.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22

Vocabulary Supplied.
TIE man who had visited Srn Fran
els to view the ruins and tlic Degifs-
Mug Of the restoration sat king orf
Of the car window with az c-pressio1
Of vonder and bewilderment on his
face.
. "seen great things out there, haven
ycuT' said genial stranger, Who be-.
sliITed into the next seat "No'E
yov'se going home to tell about It"
"If's-it's maryelous-it's unbeliet-
able, such courage-such-well WORD .
fai: me-" said the man from the easy.
sta nmering in his excitement.
II knew they'd fail you," said slie
genial stranger in a confidential tOnsA
''hut I can obviate all your difficulty
! cont wish to press it on you, but
have here a little book Of 100 pages
csIisd The Right Word In the Right
rs.ee,' handy for the pocket or the
bag. and costing only % cents. All.
thought so! Thank your And the
genial stranger moved up the car
toward an old lady who was wiping
hec eyes with a damp ball of handker.
chlef.-Youth's Companion.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22
- The -
Scrap Book
Greeley on Salvation.

Greeley on Salvation.
One afternoon Horace Greeley was
seated in the Tribune Office absorbed
In writing, when a tall, solemn man
came in and stood respectfully by his
desk. After awhile Mr.. Greeley looked
up and in his sharp tones said:
"Well, what Is itT'
II have called" said the stranger, In
a measured pulpit voice, Ito invite pc
cuniary assistance for our great work
In the Five Points Mission"
whats the work.? said Greeley,
still writing vigorously.
1.-THE salvation Of souls"
Not a cent? said Greeley. "Not a
cent to save souls! Most Of 'em ought
to be damnedv'
A prize Of $50 was paid for the foregoing
anecdote to Thos. L. Mason, Glen Ridge,
n. J.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22
She Kept to Rotation at Least.

hIme. Teresa CarrenO, the pianist
enjoyed the bliss Of matrimony three
tines, her third husband being Eugene
d'Aibert, the pianist and composer ~
tbs seventh or eighth philharmonic
coocert in Berlin she played familiar
work which called forth this comment
frcra Otto Lessmann, the German In,i-
sic critic:
"She did not play it so well as 81 e
played for the first time the "Secoru
Concerto Of her third husband at TN
fourth Philharmonic" ladies Homs
Journal.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-11-22

and you get the most perfect combination OF
fabrics and expert tailoring; correctness. ap-
pearance, good taste; reliable, honest guaran-
teed clothing. Sizes 80 to So. Price SIS to $50.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-04-19
PORTLAND MARKETS.

wheat--Club 7s@74c; bluestem,
75@77c; valley, 7o@7lc; red, 7l@T2c.
Oats--No. ! white, $3.50; gray,
t2s@29.
Rye--sl ,45@l, 80.
Barley--Feed,. s22 so per ton; brew
ing, $2S; rolled, s23 3.60924.60,
Corn--whole, t25; cracked, $26 per
ton.
Hay--valley timothy, No. l, tl6@
10 per ton; Eastern Oregon timothy,
$l7@lsi clover, 80; cheat, SO; grain
hay, s9@l0.
Apples = Common, T5c@$l.25 per
box; choice, 81 .50(92.
vegetables--Turnips, tl@f.2b pei
sack; carrots, s1@l .25 per sack; .beets,
81 .25@l so per sack; horseradish, 7@
Sc per pound; cauliflower, 81 pei
dozen; celery, "a per crate; lettuce,
head, sb@4bc per dozen; sprouts, &c
radlshes, 25c per dozen; asparagus, Is
@16c per pound; rhubarb, &c pei
pound.
onions--O Oregon, So.
FPotatoes--O Oregon Burbanks, fancy
81 .400l .85; extra fancy, sl.75; No.
choice, $1.25@1. 40.
Butter Fancy creamery, san,
per pound.
Butter Fat--First grade cream, S31k
per pound; second grade cream, &c lesl
per pound.
Poultry-Average old hens, 15@l6'
per pound; mixed chickens, l4k0l6c
spring flyers and broilers, 20@221S
| old roosters, l0@12c; dressed chickens
l18@17c; turkeys, live, lS@l5c; tur
keys, dressed, choice, 1s56@20c; geese
live, So; ducks, l8@1sc.
Eggs--0regon ranch, 10000 pc
dozen.
veal--Dressed, 6x@s Nc per pound
| Beef - Dressed bulls, S@3kc pc
pound; cows, 5000; country steers,
I@7c.
Mutton--Dressed, fancy, l0@l0k
per pound; ordinary, 5000; sprinI
lambs, with pelt, 1216@1Sc.
Pork--Dressed, 6@9c per pound.
Hcpa--s@11c per pound, accordin
to quality.
| WOOL Eastern Oregon average best
liS@lsc per pound, according TO shrink
age; valley, 20@22, according to fine
mess; mohair, choice, 2s@2sc pc
Ipound.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-04-19
JAp1Ness MUST STAY our.
First Cases Under New Agreement
Upheld BY straus.

Washington, April 0. = Secretary
straus, Of the department Of Commerce
and Labor, today denied admission TO
this country TO Ave japanese immi-
grants. These are the first japanese
exclusion cases which have reached the
secretary since the promulgation Of the
executive order carrying into effect the
new immigration law.
Secretary straus' action was based
upon an appeal taken by the japanese
from q decision Of the inspector ut III
Paso, Tex, denying them the right "a
enter on passports from Mexico. The
appeals first reached Commissioner Of
immigration Sargent. They were re.
ierred by him TO the secretary, with the
recommendation that they be dismissed
on the ground that no other course was
permissible under the presidents order
carrying into effect the agreement o.
last winter relative to the exclusion o.
japanese laborers.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-04-19

Washington, April 13. - r. b.
Brown, commander-in-chief Of the
Grand Army Of the Republic, Corporal
Tanner, past commander-in-chief. and
various officials Of the local organiza-
tion, called on the president today in
reference to the alleged dismissal from
the government departments Of many
veterans Of the Civil wsr, and Of their
widows, for no other cause than old
age.
Some time ago the president took up
this question at cabinet meeting,
and gave instructions that discIimina-
tions against the veterane or their wid-
ows should cease. During the call tc-
day Of Commander Brown and his
friends, the president informed them
Of the Instructions he had given. and
assured them that the old soldiers
should be cared for.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-04-19
NEW STATE IMPROBABLE.
Spokane Plan Regarded With Amused
ToIeratIon BY Conservatives.

Portland. April e.--Though they re-
cognlze that there has long existed In
certain sections Of the Inland Empire
latent dissatisfaction with existing
state boundariest conservative citizens
Of Oregon, Washington and Idaho are
Inclined 70 regard with amused tolera-
tion the Spokane project to create .
new state through the secession Of the
diagruntled communities from their
parent commonwea. tn.
Even In Eastern Washington, wheIe
most Of the population Of spokane's
new state ol Lincoln would be centered,
the sentiment In favor Of the creation
OF new commonwealth ls by no means
unanimous. Many conservative citi-
xens are Of the belief that the time ID
not yet ripe for actual separation. and
even among those who indorse the Spo-
kane scheme, 1t IL recognized that there
would be serious problems TO face were
the present statee 10 say: Bless you,
children, 20 In peace"
In large measure, the differences that
have brought about the desire for sep
aration are political, and it cannot Be
overlooked that other political jealous
les would spring up 10 Oil the nev
state Of Lincoln with diecord and heart
burnings. Already two Inland En-
lpire elites, II not more are looking witt
green eyes upon Spokane's assumption
that she Is 70 be the capital OF th'
Inew state. The politicians Of the dis
satisfied communities VINO are now II
power can be depended upon TO oppos'
| from the word 90 any move that woult
impair their influence and drag then
away from the public crib where the.
are now feeding.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-04-19
Georgia Rate Cases Set.

Washington, April l3.-The Inter-
state Commerce commission has set for
hearing in this city April Is the case
of the Enterprise Mining company
against the Georgia Railroad company
and others, alleging unreasonable and
discriminating rates on cotton from
various southern points via Pacific
Coast terminals to Shanghai and other
ports in Japan and China, and also q
practically similar case against the
same railroad filed by the China and
Japan Trading company and others.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-04-19
MOSTLY SPRING GRAIN.
DRY Fall In waseo Prevents Seeding
Of Usual Acreage.

The Dalles--Farmers from the inter-
Tor Of wasco county say Il Is still too
early to predict with any degree Of oer-
tainiy, what will be the prospect for
this years crops. The season Is about
three weeks late, and the rain, which
has fallen 10 the depth OF % inches
since April ], has greatly iuierfered
with plowlng and seeding. From farm
crs In different parts Of the county, IL
IL learned that there Ia more moisture
In the ground now than for a number
OF years past. On account OF the lack
OF moisture last year, a small proper
tion Of the acreage was sown 70 fall
grain, probably not more than 2b per
cent. The grain that was sown, how
ever, came through the winter In
splendid shape. the heavy snowfall
making a good protection. As socn a.
the ground settles enough to begin,
work will be pushed forward with great
rapldlty In order 10 make up for the
lasrness 0f the season.