The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-04-04
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easier nov. guess thsi mua mess
il Toes aassrr ! certainly hafeu'i no.
hoad thai u cosnes THAI Soy
Owner a car lta tri IA beneath
ibe oasl - Hang i Al, is nothing r.
make Fush fuss shout 4 hiils thing
iks ,his might hsppen ~ any ons.
-Rsggy sapp-Aw, have tired
everything else. and Sow ! ihlnk J wall
Try The mind cure. wonder whsi ]
sboaid DO arsi' Miss Tabaseo--iiei .
mind.
Shelf every Atom Of lhc human
body il renewed every seven years |
canned be the same womaa that yoa
msrriod. He-l'ye been suspceiing
thai for some time.
You were very kind 10 give that
poor man new glass eye for bis old
one. commented the customer. Not Al
all, laughed The opiieian, An eye for
an eye is my motto.
--Adsertiser--l want my advertise
meni put nesi 10 pure reading matter.
MsnAger-Tben I'm afraid you'll have
W Wal, until il Is lime for spring poetry |
or sunday.schcol picnics.
II, takes SIXTY horsepower engine
W run that new auto Of Bingley's. |
Don't you believe IL. Why notf saw
two horses drawing Il home the other
day after his engine gave out.
--Pshsw. exclaimed May Pechis, !
wonder what makes shese gloves Of
mine 70 tight All, said the loyelorn !
youth. !, too, would be intoxicated |
were ] glove upon that hand
II have heard thai Miss Cbopchin |
married young FLINDERS with the idea
Of reforming him. Well, she succeeded.
He says he'll never marry again il he
lives 70 be thousand years old.
Il figure that advertising costs me
a couple Of thousand dollars year
more than can afford What are
you talking about You don't adyer-
tise. No, but the department stores
do, and my wife has the bargain habit.
OF course, said Mr.. Newliwed,
whenever my wife worries herself il
worries me. My wife never worries
now, said Elders. You're lucky. No,
merely foxy. ! just let her see that
when she worried herself II didn't wor-
~ me a. all, and SO she stopped il.
Il notice, said the determined young
woman, that you don't care TO sit alone
In the parlor here with me any more.
Oh. ] don't know, replied the lover,
who was growing cold. Well, she con
timed, just want TO remark, that
you'll either have your counting in here
or your hearing in court.
The conventional husband was
the conventional spring bon
net remarks. After ! have worried
Ill winter over the money was trying
10 hard 10 save, he said, ! find that
you have spent il all for your new hat.
Yes, replied his sweet young wife. ]
sant 10 relieve you of as many of your
Worries as possible.
The painter, Paul Baudry, was fin
shing scene for grand opera per- I
in cold weather, aud there I
we're two stoves kept going on the |
stage. As he left the theaier one night |
be said TO the fireman, Keep an eye {
,n those stoves. That painted canvas
Is inaammablc. Don't be uneasy, |
said the fireman. know paint. Ii $
smells worse than anything when il
burns. q