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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
LIKES TALK OF AMERICANS.
English Paper, However, Not Able
to Distinguish What Is Slang.

Henry Arthur Jones has our support
In his eulogy Of the American Ian
guage. American colloquial Language"
he SAYS, sis racier than ours, has more
bite and sting and swarms with lusty
young idioms struck off red hot with
vitality"
That is the secret of the beauty Of
American. 1t is, to employ it for the
moment, a real, live tongue, hitting you
where you live, and all wool right
through. English sounds insipid and
tame after it, though to do us justice,
we are gradually assimilating Ameri-
can idioms and working them into the
fabric Of our speech. 1t is becoming
quite common to hear people say they
can not stand for q thing, when a
few years back they would have said
simply stand" One hears, too, of q
thing being a soft proposition" or a
tough proposition"
1t seems to us that there is more
humor In American colloquialisms. One
somehow feels that the man who in
vented them must have been a pleasant
fellow. The English colloquialism too
often suggests the public house. One
should distinguish, however, between
the coIloquialisms of America and its
slang. The slang may be a shade too
racy even for those who like the col
loduialisms. We have known men who
liked to affect the American idiom Is
their conversation being as baffled by
the works of George Ade as was An
drew Lang when reviewing that writ
er's FABLES In Slang."-London Globe.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
Invirorate the Digestion.

To invigorate the digestion and stimu-
late the torpid liver and bowels there's
nothing so coed as that old family remedy,
Brandreth's Pills, which has been in use
for over a century. They cleanse the
blood and impart new vigor to the body
One or two every night for a week will
usually be all that is required. For Con
stipation or Dyspepsia, one or two taken
every night will in a short time afford
great relief
Brandreth's Pills are the same fine lax
alive tonic pill your grandparents used
and being purely vegetable are adapted to
every system.
Sold in every drug and medicine store,
either plain or gugar-coated.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
WOODEN SHOE AN OUTLAW.
st. Louis Court Decides a Case OF
Surprising Interest.

Surprising interest
The ancient and honorable wooden
shoe received an unexpected blow In
the decision of a ST. Louis magistrate
that a German resident Of this city
must cease wearing shoes made Of tim
Der because a dweller in the same fat
could not sleep on account Of the noise
The law in the case seems somewhat
strained, whatever the equity and the
ethics may be- Wooden shoes are not
illegal and at one time in the history
Of st. Louis they beat tattoo on the
eity's pavements as their owners has
tened to their daily toll in the dim
morning hours. 1t was not the roar Of
the street cars that walked the later
slumbercrs in those days, but a clatter
equally insistent and penetrating.
The wooden shoe has history. Mod
ern civilization took its first steps In
them. They encouraged and stood for
honesty of purpose. Nothing much
could be done on the sly in the days Of
wooden shoes. Everything was above
board. The eavesdropper and the mid
night highwayman were practically un-
known. There could be no secret gath
erings to plot and conspire. Where two
men were gathered together or attempt
sd to gather everybody in the block
knew it. Did they ascend or descend
the stairs or rise from their chairs to
appropriate another pinch of snuff, the
entire household and the neighbors
were conscious of the fact.
Wooden shoes secured that publicity
so needful to the leading of blameless
lives that we now depend upon the
newspapers for. The outspoken wood
en- shoe thwarted those intrigues that
break up families and made impossi-
BILE expeditions that break up hen
roosts. 1t belonged with old-fashioned
honesty and virtue, now much less
marked in these gumshoe days 1t is
gone, never to return, but where 1t still
survives here and there as a relic of
the past it deserves the respect even Of
the magistracy.-St. Louis Globe-Dem-
Ocrat.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
Most Costly Wood.

"French walnut is the finest wood
we have" said the cabinet maker. ct
comes from Persia, but it is prepared
in France. 1 have seen French walnut
worth So pound, and It is a common
thing to pay 81 pound for it. Of
course it is used principally for We
neering. Only millionaires could have
chairs and tables Of solid French wal
nut.
Mahogany, wonderful as it is, rare
" fetches such good prices. From 50
to So is a good price per pound for this
wood.
Ebony, If it is in a particularly
large piece, so that it will cut well,
will often bring So pound in the wood
market "-Philadelphia Bulletin.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
Mr.. spurgeon as n smoker.

The Rev. W. Williams in his ''Per-
sonal "reminiscences of @. III. Spur
geon'' tells an anecdote concerning the
great preacher as a smoker. Some gen.
tleman wrote to Mr.. Sturgeon, saying
he had heard he smoked and could not
believe it true. Would Mr.. Sturgeon
write and tell him if it really was sol
The reply sent was as follows: Dear
-, 1 cultivate my flowers and burn
my weeds. Yours truly, @. II. Spur
geOn.''
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
Vulgar Fractions.

Everything that Bobby learned at
school he endeavored to apply in his
daily life and walk. When his mother
asked him If one Of his new friends
was an only child, Bobby looked wise
and triumphant.
"He's got just one sister," said Bob
BY. "He tried to catch me when he
told me he had two half-sisters, but
guess 1 know enough fractions fer
that !"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

THERE are a host of petty ailments
which are the direct result of the
weather.
This is more true of the excessive heat
of summer and the intense cold of win
ter, but is partly true of all seasons of
the year.
Whether it be a cold or a cough, ca
tarrh of the head or bowel complaint,
whether the liver be affected CT the kid
neys, the cause is very liable to be the
same.
The weather slightly deranges the
mucous membranes of the organs and
the result is some functional disease.
Peruna has become a standby In
thousands of homes for minor all
mentS of this sort.
Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna
Almanac for 1907.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
W. gaEN5SSNR IT8E4s9lIIIN9lNII
Mn a@aaSY5Z2;S aSiilSAI

We are known as the largest growers of
Grasses, ClOvers, Oats, Barley, Corn, Po-
tatOes and Farm Seeds in America. Oper-
ate over 5000 acres.
FREE
Our mammoth 14S-page catalog is mail
ed free to all intending buyers; or send
8 CENTS IN STAMPS
and receive sample of perfect balance ra-
ton grass seed" together with Fodder
Plants, Glover, etc., etc., and big Plant
and Seed CatalOg free.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Box G, La
Crosse, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

says For twelve
or fifteen years l
was suffering fire.
quent attacks Of
pain in the back
and kidneys that
lasted for three
weeks at a time.
1 would be I'M
able to turn in
bed The urine
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

was In q terrible condition, at times
complete stoppage occurring. l
began with Doan's Kidney Pills, and
soon felt better. Keeping on, found
complete freedom from kidney trouble
The cure has been permanent. owe
my good health to Doan's Kidney
Pills."
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. 7.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
Th,. wan inherent Hothers.

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for Chill
dren used by Mother Gray, nurse In Chill
drens Home New York, cure Constipation,
Feverishness, Teething Disorders, Stomach
Troubles and Destroy Worms; 10000 testi
monials Of cures. All druggists, 25c. sam
pie FREE. Address Allen S. olmsted, Ii
Roy, N. 7.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
sin Able to- WfeId It.

Old Hunks-When I was a young man
l could strike a harder blow with a
sledge hammer than anybody in town.
Old Hewligus- you still hold the
record as a knOcker.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
MAYOR OF SUNBURY
Says Pe=ru=7a Is a Good
MediCir7eo

Hon. @. @. Brooks, Mayor Of Sunbury,
Ohio, also Attorney for Farmers Bank
and Sunbury Building and Loan Co.,
writes:
Il have the utmost confidence in the
virtue of Peruna. 1t is a great medicine
l have used it and have known many
of my friends who have obtained bene-
fetal results from it's use. cannot
praise Peruna too highly"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
DisfIIusiOn.
"Softly, softly, while we slept,

Softly, softly, while we slept,
Came the snowfakes gently down,
Came and sorrowfully wove
A shroud of white for the buried town !;
We rose with feelings grand and intense,
And hired a middle-aged Anglo-African
shovelist to clean our sidewalk off
for fifty cents"
old Scrap Book.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
No Cause to Complain.

Irate Advertiser-Didn't you promise
to run my ad. next to pure reading mat
ter?
Advertising Clerk-Yes, and didn't we
run it next to reading notice for bak-
ing powder company? What are you
kicking about?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

In pulling down the old cathedral Of
Metz a strong box has been found con-
tanning coins and watches valued at
100000.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
Some of the ADVANTAGES

The phenomenal increase in railway mileage
maiR lines and branches-has put almost eVsgy
portion of the country within easy reach 6
churches, Schools markets, cheap fuel and every
modern convenience.
The NINETY MILLION BUSHEL WHEAT
CROP of this year means 10000 600 to the
farmers of Western Canada, apart from The
results Of other grains and cattle.
For advice and information address the
Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canals,
or the authorized Canadian Government AGsRt,
W. D. Scott, Superintendent Of Immigraties.
Quincy Building, Chicago, ILL.,. E. T. Holmes. Ng
Jackson Sta, St. Paul, MINI; N: Y; Melaze&
Currie, Room II, B. Callahan Block, Milwaukee
Wis; w. H. Rogers, 3rd Floor, Traction Terminal
Building, indianapolis, Ind, Authorized Govern
ment Agents.
Please say where you saw this advertisement
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

PILES CURED IN 8 TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case Of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or PrOtrud-
ing Piles In to Il days or money refunded.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
AWFUL ATTACKS OF PAIN.

Most Dreadful Case of Kidney
Trouble and How 1t Was Cured.
Thomas N. Mccullough, 321 South
Weber street, Colorado Springs, Colo,
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYRUP for Children
teething; sofens the gums, reduces al
lays pain, cures wind cello. p cents bottle.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
NOthing Doing.

It was an imposing building, but the
man with the square valise did not hest
tate.
Madam" he said to the matron who
appeared, 81 should like to show you
copy of our book, The Quiet Life which
is making such a.
"Sir," she interrupted, "this is an in
stitution for the deaf and dumb. Chi
cago Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.
Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinlne Tablets.
Druggists refund money II 1t fails to cure.
E.W.GROVE'E signature is on each box. 26c.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

China raises and consumes more ducks
than any other country in the world.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06

Within a mile of Johannesburg build
ing contracts to the amount Of over $1O,-
100000 are being carried out.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
The Wall Flower.

Her past discouraged suitors. Thougl
Her past held nothing wrong,
It simply scared away each beau
Because it was so long.
Philadelphia Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-02-06
Clover & Grass Seeds.

Everybody loves lots and lots of Glover
Grasses for hogs, cows, sheep and swine.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-10-18

called him to serve the colors on those
bleak Dakota prairies. Brant frowned
at the innocent words, reading them
over again with gloomy eyes and an
exclamation of unmitigated disgust,
yet there was no escaping their plain
meaning. Trouble was undoubtedly
brewing among the Sioux, trouble in
which the Cheyennes, and probably
others also, were becoming involved
Every soldier patroling that long
northern border recognized the ap-
proach of some dire development,
some early coup Of savagery.
Brant was not blind to all this, nor
to the necessity of having in readiness
selected bodies Of seasoned troops, yet
it was not in soldier nature to refrain
from grumbling when the earliest de-
tail CHANGED to fall to him. But or.
ders we're orders in that country, and
although he crushed the innocent pa
per passionately beneath his heel, five
hours later he was in saddle, riding
steadily westward, his depleted troop
Of horsemen Gathering at his heels
Up the valley Of the Bear Water,
slightly above Glencaid,-far enough
beyond the saloon radius to protect
his men from possible corruption, yet
within easy reach of the military tele-
graph,-they made camp in the early
morning upon wooded terrace over
looking the stage road, and settled
quietly down as one of those numer-
GUS posts with which the army chiefs
sought to hem in the dissatisfied red
men, and learn early the extent Of
their hostile plans.
Brant was now in q humor consid-
erably happier than when he first rode
forth from Bethune. He watched the
men Of his troop while with Quip and
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-10-18

NO; large Ii Juoged rom ali Cd,
ern standpoint" he confessed, with
some regret. "Our present member
ship is composed Of eight women and
three men, but the congregational at
tendance is quite good, and constantly
increasing"
Only eight women and three men,"
breathlessly. And you have been Ia
boring upon this field for five years!
How could it be so small?"
Wynkoop pushed back his chair,
anxious to redeem himself in the esti-
nation of this fair stranger.
Miss Spencer" he explained, my
parish comprises this entire mining
region, and ! am upon horseback
among the foothills and up in the
ranges for fully third Of my time.
The spirit of the mining population,
as well as Of the cattlemen, while not
actually hostile, is one Of indifference
to religious thought. For three long
years | worked here without even a
church organization or a building; and
apparently without the faintest en-
couragement. Now that we have a
nucleus gathered, a comfortable build
ing erected and paid for, with an in
creasing congregation, / begin to feel
that those seemingly barren five years
we're not without spiritual value
She quickly extended her hands.
"Oh, it is so heroic, so selfsacrifcing!
l am going to help you, Mr.. Wynkoop,
In every way l possible can-I shall
certainly speak to both Mr.. Moffat and
Mr.. Mcneil the very first opportunity.
feel almost sure that they will join. u
The unavoidable exigencies of a
choir practice compelled Mr.. Wynkoop
to retire early, nor was it yet late
when the family circle also dissolved
and the two girls were themselves
alone.
The light was finally extinguished;
the silvery moonlight streamed across
the foot of the bed; and the regular
breathing Of the girls evidenced slum
Der.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-10-18
CHAPTER XII.
Under Orders.

It was no pleasant assignment to
duty which greeted First Lieut.. Don
aid Brant, commanding Troop N, Sew
enth cavalry, when that regiment
came once more within the environs
of civilization, from its summer ex-
ercises in the field. Bethune had de-
veloped into a somewhat important
post, socially as well as from a strict
ly military standpoint, and numerous,
indeed, were the attractions offered
there to any young officer whose duty
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-10-18

EpEP To women for collecting
l Nuunames and selling our nov
elites, we give BIG PREMIUMS
send your name today for our new
plan Of BIG PROFITS with it'll
work. Write today. Address G
T. Moseley, Premium Dept
80 E 2Srd Street, New York City.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-10-18

There may be a lively demand
even il confined to a dozen people
for exactly such a piece Of pro-
perty as yours. Put it to the
test-the lad test"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-10-18
Ito be Continued.)

Mrs. W. A. Brown went to
Albert this morning aud from
there to Galatia to help look after
the threshing.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-05
MARVEIS AT AMERICA
PAUL DoUMER, FAMOUS FRENCH
MAN. TELLS HIS IMPRESSIONS.

PARIS, May Paul Doumer. ex-presi-
dent of the French chamber of deputies
addressed a large audience at the unver-
sity here today and gave his impressions
of his recent trip to America. He said
he was almost overpowered at the marvel
Gus material development of the country
and the indomitabIe energy of the people.
Although the distinguishing characters
tic of America today was the race for the
almighty dollar, the prodigal endowment of
universities, museums and libraries, Mr..
Doumer said. was raising the intellectual
and artistic ideal of a nation "fated to
weigh heavily in the destinies Of civiliza-
ton and humanity"
M. Doumer then said he considered Amer
ica's greatest perils to be the unchecked
influx of emigrants from the inferior races
of Europe, the extraordinary fecundity of
the negroes. and the Diminishing birth rate
of the original American stock. He spoke
in terms of high praise of the charm OF
American women. but nevertheless he ad-
jured French women, while adIniring their
transatlantic sisters, to remain French.
In conclusion the speaker said:
THE more I travel the more l learn 10
love my own country.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-05

gave his annual dinner to the members OF
the Atlantic City Press Club last Saturday
evening. 1t was a characteristic "PhOebus
dinner" with the best Of everything on the
menu and everything in abundance. 1t was
wholly informal and one of the most en-
joyable affairs ever given in the city.
Mrs. George Nelson Of New York, who
has been spending several weeks at the
shore. left here for her home in New York
Monday. She is getting ready to spend the
summer abroad, and will sail from Gotham
in couple of weeks.
Gen. John A. Haldeman, who was min
lister to Spain In President Lincoln's first
term. and who has been spending the spring
here. returned to Washington this week.
Dr. Thomas NJ: Joyce of Washington is
spending couple of weeks here. He is
staying at the Hotel ST. Charles.
j. A. Poffenberger of Washington is a
visitor at the Grand Atlantic Hotel for an
extended stay.
Miss Marguerite Burnet of Washington
has registered at the Hotel Albemarle for a
protracted stay at the shore.
Mrs. w. L. Marsh, Miss c. E. Marsh and
Miss HERMAN OF Washington are regis
tered at the Hotel Morton. They will be at
the shore for the month of May. Among
other well-known residents of Washington
registered at the Morton are James Lysle
Mrs. Nora Hoegelsberger and Miss Sarah
e. Simmons
OF washington. is spending couple OF
weeks at the shore for the benefit of his
health. He is making the Berkshire Inn
his headquarters while at the resort.
T. r. Marshall Of Washington is spending
a week at the Hotel st. Charles. He is
accompanied by Mrs. Marshall.
DR.. William p. Collins is staying at the
Hotel Raleigh.
army is spending couple of weeks at the
Brighton. Mrs. Fitch accompanies him.
The following residents Of Washington
have registered at Atlantic City hotels dur
ing the week:
The Algonauin-R E. Hall, J. E. Boyer
and Mr.. and Mrs. r.. 8. Magee.
Berkshire lima. Kayne.
The Cedarcroft-Miss E. E. Steelman and
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Brighton.
Hotel Chalfonte-Mr. and Mrs. 8. W
Scott and daughter. ]. Martin and H. C.
Davis. .
Hotel Continental-J. Pircell Charles Yea
born and w. Kelly.
Ormdorf.
Hotel DENTIST. j. Winfield and Mrs.
Henry c. Adams.
The Frontenac-Miss A. Cromwell. -
Hotel Gladstone-Mrs. 8. Robinson.
Haddon Hall-Mr and Mrs. Lee H. Her
rell. Mrs. j. F. Crosperi. w. c. keegtns.
p C. I. Freeman. Miss Edna Darling, Miss
Cynthia Johnson. Paul Daring and B. b.
Wilson.
Hotel Holmhurst-Mr and Mrs W. E.
The Kenderton-J D. Stroud and son.
Hotel Loraine-Mrs. F. H. Shultz.
Hotel Malatesta-C. Dailey.
Hotel Montfcello-Mr. and Mrs. N. z.
Dawson and Ed. j. Cantweli.
Hotel Morris-Mrs. Bertha Lackaye.
Hotel MOrton-Mrs w. L. Marsh, Miss
C. E. Marsh. Miss lehman, John Leek. 8.
E. Simmons and Mrs. N. Hoegelsberger.
The New Epgland-W. X. Ellis and ]. A.
Krutz, jr.
Hotel Pennhurst-Mrs. c. Lapman. -
Hotel Rudolf-Mrs. ]. Hillman.
Hotel Raleigh-Mr. and Mrs. J. Francis
jr.. and ]. P. Keen.
The st. Clare-p. D. Brown.
The Shoreham-Mrs. d. w. White, jr
Seaside House-Mrs A. E. Heiskell Mr..
and Mrs E. U. Cox and William N. Ellis.
Hotel Wiltshire-F. S. ]. Acker.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-05
SNAKE cHARMER BITTEN.
Terrible Experience Of a Welshman
With an Adder.

SpecfaA CdDieKrAm 10 Ane StaI.
LONDON. May 4.-Henry Richards Of
Maesteg. near Cardiff. who was known
locally as Henry. the Snake Charmer, -
had a terrible experience with an adder a
few days ago. from the effects of which he
is even now only just recovering
He was showing an adder which he had
lust caught to some friends when it bit
his finger He merely laughed and in a
spirit of bravado placed the reptiles head
in his mouth.
The adder bit the roof Of his mouth. and
with a shrek of terror Richards ran to the
nearest surgery. where he collapsed He
was treated and carried home unconscious
and although he is getting better now his
face and hand are terribly swollen His
father was killed by the bite of a snake.
Richards has q habit of carrying at least
one snake with him and sometimes he has
as many as nine in his pockets. His
method of capturing snakes is very inter-
estinR He takes a white handkerchief to
which the attention Of the reptile is direct
ed. Then he grasps its tail and places 1t
across his arm. when 1t is said to become
quite still under the mans influence.
Richards declares that he had been three
years searching the particular kind of a
snake that bit him and that he happened
not to be familiar with all Of the eccen-
tricities of the reptile However, he de-
clares that he viii conquer that particular
kind of a. snake yet.