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The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

". ]. MORTIMER & COMPANY,
4 few remarkably good buys fer the investor
or hOusekeeper.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

CHOICE BUILDING LOTS IN
THE SANTA FEE TRACTS
CLOSE TO KEY ROUTE STATION.
PRICES 5000 to $500. EASY TERMS.
Street work and cement sidewalks completed; ;
locality of charming. modern houses convenient
to public schools and State University. and only
80 minutes from San Francisco: few lots still
to be had at the original low prices; values in
creasing rapidly.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03
100000.

S6O,UOO.
Modern 8-story business corner; best location In
block: ON principal retail business street. short
time lease; VIII pay per cent; gi1t-edge
holding In the new retail section.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

= 1850 O0-West side OF Benvenue avenue 90 It.
north OF Alcatraz. fine high lot.
50x55. Surrounded by car lines, two
blocks from Key Route station. The
very best location ia Berkeley. Fair
view Park.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

PITMAN-RUSS CO.
2l11 ADDISON ST.
BERKELEY. CAL.
HOUSES
ksf19-fU9 Broom cottages in Poirier
Irsct- near Key Route and $ P stations
and Gag lines; part cash, balance S23 per
month
s5s0o-S-rgou house: one year old; clean and
ven built lot z3xI35: elevated. with south
l-1ntage- , blocks from Key Route and s
p ststions, near car lines: bound 10 ad-
vance because situated where land Is sd-
Tancing rapidly: You cannot beat this
f5l0o-Ihree new S-rCom houses in Elrnvood
Park; just being completed.
iepJs-kegent St, near Derby: lot 5oxl40; 10
rooms
LOTS
tl200-Fir Firginia st. near Grove: z0xI15
f16g0-Hervood ave. near College-sve car line
and Key Route station; 35xl40.
h6o0-Alvarado road. Hotel Claremont Tract;
50x1I3
n6O0-ElmWOod Park; 40x11O.
k2250-Elmwood Park corner: 40x11o.
E25oo-NO0isey. near Clarenont ave-: 50x12o
The best three corners on College ave, IN Oak
lawn Park; see about these; TWO are
n $500 each and one is $1,000.
7ls90-Alcetrsz ave, north side: Soxl20 feet:
this Is business property; it is near the
Key Route station and is the best thing
known OF at the pricei buy this for good
profit
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

50. Northwest corner Of Bsteman and
Woolsey streets in Fairview Park. z0x
100 Facing south on Woolsey street
Fastest growing section in Berkeley.
THIS lot is very easily worth SlS50.o0
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

A large piece of property, 1o0114o, Harrt
son ST. within 1000 feet OF the new hotel; this
property at $3.50 foot is exceptional bar
gain, and right now, II we had more time, would
bring 5000 foot; We only have a short option;
s15. 900.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03
FRANKIIN ST.

FRANKLIN ST.
We have piece of property. 5ox150, at 1Tth
ST.. only $500 a foot; the new improve ver1ents
contemplated on this street win make this FIRST
class business property; price $25, 600.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03
REAL EsTATE-cen.


". ]. MoRTIMER q COMPANY,
few remarkably good buys fer the iRreseer
or hOusekeeper.
tleso oo-Northwest corner Of Bsteman and
Woolsey streets in Fairview Park. 40x
100. Facing south Woolsey street.
Fastest growing section IN Berkeley.
Tl1s lot is very easily worth Sls5o.oo
today.
sll5o.oO-A very high lot on the south side. of
Beautiful view. Neighhorheed the very
$3.50. .oo-west side Of Benvenue avenue. 90 It.
north Of Aleatraz A fne hish lot.
blocks from Key Route station. The
very best location ia Berkeley. Fair
view Park.
5000. .O0-In Claremont Park. northwest corner
Of Encina place and the Uplands. Size
50 IN front, I25 IN the fear and IA It.
deep. Oak trees, buckeyes ana a pretty
creek running around the LOT. This Is
an elegant corner.
100000
fne ten-r0om house on Dursnt ave.
block from the university grounds A
corner lot, 50x13O. The 45 IT. In the rear
sunny cats. The location would rent
them long before built and then keep
per month rent have been refused.
100000 for the proposition as it
stands makes # a splendid investment.
k295o.oQ-A beautiful high lot on Regent street
: opposite Oregon. 5Oxl4s.
We have some splendid buys through
out Claremont district, IN which Il viii
pay you 70 invest When the new Key
Route Is running, when the hotel Is
opened and when the cross-tOHn line on
Russell street is IN operation a big jump
VII surely come on these properties Get
in Just before the r1se. n time TO let
these improvements make you turn.
which VIII be q very good one. We can
show you number Of Propositions In
Claremont. O1kr6ge Oak Vale, Fair
view and adjacent properties.
VI. MORTIMER 4 CO.,
Berkeley Station
". 9, Nay q ?. Mackis.
b w, Badger A L Good1r1end,
A. ". Bailey, W. B. Knapp
Phones-Berkeley So4.
Berkeley S13e.
San Francisco Rsprese1tatiFe-
V. B Knapp
Phone-West 100 1919 Turk St
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

s4seoo-Beautiful. s-stery house on Carlton. east
OF Shattuck; it Will cost S45oe TO build
this house today.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

lTy0 z-roou cottages in West Berkeley; TO be
removed. CONTINENTAL BUILDING AND
LOAN ASSOCIATION. Market and Church sts-,
San Francisco GAL
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

s31, 900.
Improved central business property, over so feet
frontage; pays bank rate Of interest; within
600 feet of l4th and Broadway; has splendid
future.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03
ZHY2I NN

TAKE A CAR
An Oakland-ave. car-take it to Hillside ave.
take look at these lots-take one lor more
of them-and take your judgment before you
take our word that the prices will take an
advance of 20 per cent In sixty days.
KREISS & H0RSWILL,
1910 BROADWAY.
PHONE OAKLAND 400.
THE ALDEN CO.
PAYS OVER 20 PER CENT.
s75oo-New fats; 25 rooms; in apartments;
all rented at $3.50 per month; well located
and central to cars. trains, etc.
S475o-Residence in fats near electric cars
also Key Route; all rented, s75 per month
bargain
s275o-For exchange: lot 155x125; In nne resi-
dence part of San Jose; to exchange for
srroo oakland 5lsa cash cash price, ro =. 1o-,oo
rented s5S per month; near Idora Park and
lot. 32x1o0: oath st; terms $3.50 each;
rented for $50.
business; win pay over 200 per cent Par
THE ALDEN CO.,
46s 10TH ST, OAKLAND.
s55oo-H Handsome modern house, = rooms, bath ;
large entrance room: / block from Broadway
finest neighborhood In Oakland; lot 36x10O. A
bargain. W. NJ. BRANDON. eo6 Broadway.
CHEAPEST and best in America, The Weekly
Call, 81 per year.
EAST OAKLAND REAL ESTATE
THE BOULEVARD REALTY CO., 1927 Old
County Road, cor. 25th ave-, handles all kinds
of choice real estate.
ELMHURST REAL ESTATE.
LOTS in Elmhurst, i block from the railroad
station only so lots left; 200 already sold; /;
$125 each; SIS month. OSCAR HEYMAN
& BRO, $3.50 Pine st.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

O0.oo-In Claremont Park. northwest corner
Of Encna place and the Uplands Size
SO n front, l25 in the fear and IA IT.
deep. Oak trees, buckeyes and a pretty
creek running around the lot. This is
an elegsnt corner
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

$50, 600.
Splendid residences, 16 rooms, 2 baths billiard
room, library; 8 elaborate mantels; hardwood
floors; beautiful terraced lot, 20ox220; cost
$50 900: trustees forcing sale to make cash
distribution.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03
FRUITvALE REAL ESTATE.

q. A. PLEITNER- Fruitvale Station, Cal
PHONE VALE 1885.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

BREED & BANCROFT. mo.
1880 BROADWAY, OAKLAND.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

$1,000.
STORE AND FLAT
In West Oakland, in the midst of where all
the big warehouses employ a great number of
men, and where the railroads have thousands Of
men working, we have fine building containing
restaurant downstairs and nat upstairs, which
pays over IL per cent; this is rare little buy
Of income property.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

s2eSe-S-room cottage, new, beautiful ARish,
been built less than years; II weuld cost
$2250 TO build this house teday; come and
see and be convinced.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03
OAKLAND REAL EsTATE-c.ntinued.

BEN WILLIAMS,
REAL ESTATE BROKER.
22s San Fable Ave.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

STUDIO BUILDING.
2I11 ADDISON ST,
BERKELEY. CAL
PHONE BERKELEY 1876.
COY HYDE CHICK. Pres.
T. J. STTTIG. Vice Pres. and Mgr
GEO NJ MOTT. Treas
GEO II. MOTT JR Sec
CHICK. STTTIG s. CO., Inc.
Sz.2Oo-7-rOon bungalow. close TO Grove ST
property well downtown; lot 40xI35; $1,000
cash; balance SO per month; this is an
excellent proposition
ho,ooo-lS-room house on Ellsworth St; corner
lot, 70xs0; this IS an excellent bur: can
be turned into fats and good rental re-
ho,s25-9-room house on En1egass ave: lot
6oIl59se; house modern IN every way and
location cannot be beat
ho,5o0-Lot 10ox14o; corner on prominent North
Berkeley street, within short distance OF
cars and excellent place for stores and
apartments: this is an investment that is
worth looking into.
81 0oo-1oox1l5 on one Of West Berarelev's
growing thoroughfares; this property win
double In the next year.
$45o-A small lot on lth st. 25x135; this
property now IS worth al least SD or S23
per foot; street work all done; excellent
buy for small investor.
OFFER
We have large list Of property m all parts
2 Berkeley and invite your kind attention %
CHICK, sITuG q co. Inc,
KEY ROUTE TERMINAL
BERKELEY. CAL.
TIE WARREN CHENEY COMPANY.
20s2 CENTER STREET.
B25o-A snap; lot z4x13o; house, rooms on
Haste and Atherton
booo-House Of rooms; corner lot; in good
,soooDBsncroft, near College; 55x13o; old i'm
provements; can be made modern at small
cost; land worth the price
k5oo-Elegant new house OF rooms; now In
course OF construction.
ks5o-oox135; Webster St. looking up Cam
bridge ave: choice 60-1Oot lot Dwight
way close to Telegraph; SIS per foot; a
snap now; what WIN It be when the cars
$40 each for fo1r lots near Hopkins st; moth
ing better the market at this price; easy
The Berkeley Home Building Association is
lozv building six houses; they always sell before
hey are finished; VIII build a modern home from
THE WARREN CHENEY COMPANY,
2OS2 CENTER STREET.
FIRST NATIONAL BANK BUILDING.
TUPPER. KAY & sAIYTHE. INC.
10TH BERKELEY AND WEST BERKELEY.
sTfONFs. BERKELEY 1910. BERKELEY 1884.
'efspr - -iS, fbe poisrer Traef '0 '0uln
is500-A 1o-rOom house IN q select neighbcrhood
IN North Berkeley
f70C-A 4-room cottage. modern close 70 Gold
en- Gate Station; $500 down.
h0s5-Each; . lots in Poirier Tract; north
side Of street: zoxi05; south frontage.
We have a number Of nice lots win
build 7APseR h9ssss on KAY y asS sMTTRE SsTR NC
iOUTH BERKELEY AND WEST BERKELEY
2O0o-5-room modern cottage. nearly new, high
basement severed. corner lot z0xl0o; 2
blocks from two ferries; $500 cash, balance
Sf5 per month; IS worth $2500.
is5oO-Nodern home OF rooms. corner, 40x1oo;
near Key Route; street work done; $1,000
n cash.
Msoo-6-roon modern home, half finished attic
for rooms; double lot; bSd St, near San
Pablo ave. Easy terms.
Homes on monthly payments, banking interest.
We VIII bufld buy you a home on
Is Der cent payment.
Pacific HOME BUILDING CO..
e52 Broadway, Oakland
Two 4-room cottages in West Berkeley; 70 be
removed. CONTINENTAL BUILDING AND
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-03

PACIFIC COAST LAND COMPANY,
Pill DWIGHT WAY.
TEL. BERKELEY 20l2.
SEND FOR OUR WEEKLY BULLETIN AND
KEEP POSTED IN BERKELEY PROPERTIES
FINE sroom modern house, best condition part
ly furnished; on beautiful Derby St: 45-foot
lot; terms; owner 2733 Derby ST.
CHEAPEST and best in America, The Weekly
Can. 81 per year.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-08
= THE Wealth =
= Fair today, moderate temporal as. 4
y ture. Maximum 90 above, Mini =
= mum 20 above. 81 :

= ;
Dean Bruce Reappointed The SUI
preme court yesterday entered an
order reappionting a. As. Bruce as a
member Of the board Of bar examiners
Mr.. Bruces time had expired under.
the appointment made on the passage!
of the law two years ago. His present
appointment is for six years.
Three More Criminal Cases States.
Attorney A. r Patterson reports three
more criminal cases to try In district
court. They are: State VS.. frank Nc
Glory on a charge OF receiving stolen
property; State VS.. Chas. Lo1l, forgery.
and Joe Cavanaugh held on complaint
of his wife, for non-supp port. sss
Looking for Location A.. Kali
4 men, who IS at the. head Of the Mis-
souri, Slope Brick Co, is in the city.
i He was one Of the bidders on the
Eppinger-Phl lbrick block Mr.. Kali
men may be induced to locate an ex.
tetnsive brick yard in Bismarck q
splendid opening.
Band Night The brass band will be
at the roller skating rink again to-
night and those who desire the best
kind Of a time will be sure to have it
il they go to the rink. The music
adds greatly to the fun and this inno-
cent and healthful amusement is all
the more invigorating and enjoyable
on account of it.
Bids Opened for New BIocks-
Bids were opened Wednesday for the
construction Of the EppingersP hilbrick
block son Fourth street. 50x110 feet,
two stories and basement
The bids were as follows: Bowe &
Co. $2l, 1853; Northwest Building Co,
$19.s45; III G. Rhud, $l9 ,536. The
contract will probably be let today.
Heavy Shipment Of Butter The
Missouri River Produce co. will ship
to Seattle today by N r. express 5000
pounds Of North Dakota butter. The
express charges on this will be
$210. This shows the enterprise 81
the Missouri River Produce Co and
4 the demand for North Dakota dairy
products.
Not Guilty-Was the. verdict Re.
j turned BY the jury In the case Of the
people VS.. Frank Met Glory, & yesterday
at u: Id o'clock, after which the jury
was discharged. MEG Glory was re-
manded to the county Jail awaiting
another charge BY the state, that Of
having stolen property in his posses
sion. The date has not been set for
this trial.
s Mrs. Hughes EHtertains Visiting
ladies Mrs. p. AT Hughes entertained
b the ladies visiting In the city, at
bridge whist, at the home Of IN. II.
Hughes, Wednesday evening, very
charmingly. The abundance of flow.
a ers was q notable feature Of the even.
ing. Wednesday afternoon Mrs.
Hughes entertained a number 81 lady
friends at tea, from to o'clock, IN
honor OF Miss Kathleen Crane
Roast Goose supper Down ON his
farm in cass county Senator Talcott
has some very fine fat geese and think.
ing IT would be a treat to some OF his
friends sent for some Of them and last
night gave q roast goose dinner at
Romans cafe The table decorations
we're very handsom and the feast was
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-08

The Edmore Herald commends the
g. y. for the great effort that road
made to keep Its lines open during The
blockade.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-08

Roast Goose supper Down ON his
farm in cass county Senator Talcott
has some very file fat geese and think
ing IT would be q treat to some OF his
friends sent for some Of them and last
night gave q roast goose dinner at
Homan's cafe. The table decorations
were very handsonl and the feast was
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-08
TIL II C ETY,lil'
,HE WEATHER

J. z, g !. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-08

Dean Bruce Reappointe ssu-
preme court yesterday entered an
order reappionting A. As. Bruce as q
member Of the board Of bar examine
Mr.. Bruce's time had expired under
the appointment made on the passage
of the law two years ago. His present
appointment is for six years.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-08

II Bids Opened for New Blocks-
Bids were opened Wednesday for the
construction Of the Eppinge Philbrick
block son Fourth street, 50x110 feet,
two stories and basement.
The bids were as follows Bowe &
Co. $2l, 655; Northwest Building Co,
s19,s45; Fl. Rhud, SIS. $50. The
contract will probably be let today.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1907-11-09
Whites in Cotton Growing.

Prof. j. G. Hardy in Southern Farm
Magazine of Baltimore for November:
The old slave system drove hun
dredS and thousands of Southern white
men from the cotton fields, as the
records show thatmore than Loco.
600 Southern-born white men aDd
women were livingnorth of the Mason
and Dixon line when war was dectar-
ed between the sections in 1861. 1t
cannot IL denied that even since The
war there has been some prejudice
among the Southern white boys ano
young men against manual labor in
the cotton fields. Under the leader
ship and teaching, however, Of the
agricultural and mechanical college oil
the South u boys and youn z men
as we'll as the great masses of the PEG
pie, have been filled with a spirit al
industrial education which has made
labor 0S all kinds equally honorable.
and this old prejudice is. thank God.
becoming u thing OF the past.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1907-11-09

Always good, now the best, ever is
the slogan adopted by the manage
ment for this season and if the coma
ments Of both press and public can be
taken as q criterion the Frank Dudley
company is better this gear tha0
ever. The opening play is a power
full drama in four acts entitled The
Southern Rose" q play that touches
the heart and sentiments of every
true SOutherner and unlike the oT-
binary plays which are seen today
and forgotten tomorrow. "The South
err Rose leaves a lasting impression
filled with delightful mesaorles OF a
pleaSant'e~ening.
Monday night Will be ladies night,
where every purchaser of 5Oc ticket
may reserve a seat for a lady free of
charge. Seats wiz be placed on sale
Saturday morning aid, no lady tickets
Will be iss&ed after the all0ted num-
Der of seats have been sid. In order
to avoid Disappointment those intend
ing taking advantage of the lady
tickets will do we'll TO purcssaSe seats
early before they are AL gone.
Prices 25-36-50c.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1907-11-09
The South's Cotton Power.

Prof. j. G. Hardy in Southern Farm
Magazine of Baltimore for November:
But the South will increase her cot
ton production even more rapidly than
she is increasing her population, for
the leaders in agricultural thought
and practice nf this section fully ap.
preciate the enormous loss we are sus.
tanning by poor methods Of cnltiva-
ton and fertilization. by the waste OF
enefgy resulting from the lack of
s~ufficiSnt horse power and improved
agricultural machinery and by the use
of illy-ss Iected and poorly-bred seed.
With these difficulties overcome, in
my opinion, the cotton crop OF the
Soath can be doubled in the next 10
years without The addition Of a single
laborer and without the addition of a
single acre to the amount planted this
present season.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1907-11-09
Keen Local Interest
In l.. T. Cooper's Work.
At Present Time Young rlan Is r1uch In the Public
Eye of a Busy City.
The HUGHES Drug Store, the Local Agent, Receives Many Inquiries Regard
ing Mr. Cooper and His redcine

Since the announcement last week
that they had secured the local agency
for the famous Cooper Remedies, The
Hughes Drug Store have been beSieg-
ed with inquiries regarding the cele-
brated Mr.. Cooper and the work ne is
now doing in Chicago. In response
to the expressed desire of many per-
sons for more news regarding this re-
markable young man and his medi-
cine, the following is taken from a
recent issue of the Chicago Journal:
Still more cases are heard from, and
the continued stream Of humanity
poured into the Public Drug Co., $50
State street. yesterday in search for
the remarkable new discovery Of medi-
cine. The demand for these remedies
seems to grow larger each day.
Thousands Of ChicagOanS who have
suffered for years with chronic stOm-
ach trouble. catarrh and rheumatism
are being made happy every day by
the use OF this peculiar remedy sold
by Mr.. Cooper.
An hour or so spent at the Cooper
headquarters would convince the most
skeptical person that this new treat
ment is something entirely different
from anything else ever sold. As
usual, Mr.. Cooper was busy all day re-
ceiving kind words and thanks from
the hundreds who had been entirely
cured by this simple preparation.
Mr.. John SchwirrZen, living at 1868
Fifth avenue, had the following to
say:
Il have had rheumatism for sever
al years, sick at the stomach, felt
tired and dull most of the time. |
have tried everything | have ever
heard of in the way OF medicine and
found practically no relief. l was
advised to try Cooper's New Medicine.
[ did so, AMI the result is | am reliev-
ed of r~uehmatism, my stomach does
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1907-11-09
lhadyNews.

Miss May Johnson Of Water Vaa,ey
is the guest If Miss Vera Towner.
Mrs. j. E. Aldridge and two bright
boys. Masters Everett and Lewis, se-
turned Saturday from aR extended
visit to ElAott, Duck Hill, and Wina-
no.
Mr.. Jim Martin @ho is attending
school in Gsenadaspent Sunday with
his parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. 2. ColliSs were
guests in Grenada the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. B. Williamson Of
Elliott were guests Of Mr.. j.. E.;
Aldriage's famdIy the latter part Of.
the week.
Mr.. j. E. Aidridge an& Master Ed
win made a flying trip to Grenada.
Saturday.
Mr.. Trussell was q Memphis visitor
the early part of the week.
Mr.. J. 4. B~arksdale spent ThuEs-
day 10 Grenada.
Mrs. S. Yolks Of Scobey was here
Sunday.
The lovely home Ct Mr.. and Mrs.
Z. 2. Collins was the scene of much
merriment last Thursday evening the
occasion being in celebration OF Hal
lOween. The invitations sent several
days in advance, requested each guest
to cOne ZEN costume. The house
was beautifully decorated in autumn
leaves the color scheme being black.
red and yellow. Jacko lanterns fur
nished the lights for the occasion.
The guests were met at the door by
two bewitching maids in comino cos
tunes misses Lizzie Collins and
Ethel Aldridge) and were warned not
to speak, after entering the door, I'M
til the witches spell was broken.
Then there were successive raps were
made which were answered by
mother witch" (Mrs. +. P. Collins)
who appeared at the door and ushered
the guests into the Hall of Silence"
After the arrival Of the guests a witch.
march as led by mother witchn.
All the games were suggestive of Hal
loween and all Saints day were there
INDUCED in. Delicious refreshments
were served and as the clock struck
midnight all were in a dimly lighted
room and ghost stories were being
told.
Lady Bird.
The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1907-11-09
The Wit and Wisdom Of Billy Sanders.

We've got SO now that we'll save a
mar from the microbes eff we have to
starve him to death to do it.
A man wi plenty of money in the
bank don't like to draw 1t out for to
pay debts he's forgot about.
/ reckon you think that you-all up
here In Atlanta have cen about got
all the civilization that's a-comin' to
you; but, RELY. you Amt come to deep
water. The furder you get lords the
big North the more you'll find.
l amt got a thing in the world agin
sentiment, so long as it don stand in
the way OF the main chance.
I've got SO | alters look for some
kinder string when / see a paper
maxim ahero out'n a man, an et
thar's M thar ! can alters most liz
giner'lly find it.
Now, ia tell you-an' you'll bar
WI me whilst I'm a-dOin' of it
wish the whole state Of Georgy an
likewise all the cotton states was rich
enough an powerful enough for to be
much-raked an Investigated ever day
| in the week.
When the trust want to skin a flea
for his hide an taller, they'll startu
a butcher shop for to do the business
eff they can't git it done no other way,
An when thay want to go on a still,
hunt, they'll put up a costly bureau
an washstane in Tashin'ton an pay
a man a hundred dollars a week for tC
slip paragraphs in the newspapers o.
the country.
The fact is all Of US will have to gil
down to modern business methods
sooner or later, an the sooner the
better. Wen have to take off oul
big bags of sentiment, an bury ZEN
by tie side Of the road.
A lie may have jest as long legs as &
mnle colt, but it's jest as weakened
an it can be run down an lessoed lot!
quicker than felix's think it can.
Joel Chandler Harris in Uncle Re.
muS'S Magazine for November.