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The new South-news., 1907-07-20
CARD.

To THR Worms or ldRps County.
While il il grsvious TO me to In
dict upnn the people tn tedium Of
u persoral refu alton. l fcel that
Il defense at that which sst<em
far above any po@anon pohsscAi. my
integrity and mora. sta "a a. . man
and = clux Z, there smonse<. with
mandatory surce. the Gusv l owe IL
myeeif to m.. ke . clear aud empha :
nc statement of the facts and Ia
fluepcs'> r.la,is~ ~ mr candidacy
for che Office a: >h tsH uf Jones
County. which defy any man 70
con! rovcrt.
In reference to N false r;.,nor
which II being circulated thHt NV
candidacy wss IA Red and IL being
supported BY = ring or clique
IN Laurel. whica mslnres to rule
crun,v politics. l will >av that for
several weeks o~sorr nav announce
nrnt l was u~rsd Nv my friends.
both IN Lturei Ard throughput me
country 20 btw,s- ..rdllAte, and
that nv excuse to thea, ;rr dsfrr:ng
acQuiesence to their so ,cs,atious wac
that preferred ~ ~ai ieasona BILE
length of time, and then II there
wss no ore Announ,'-.i f,r the cfiics'
from any oi the county precincts
l would consent 10 become u cnndi-
dnte. NV friends VIII testify to
this fact. And make the asser-
tlol that lam the only candidate
for sheriff ~h, cah establish the
ts,c fsct that he p..is this e6, nc~
anu consideration 10 the rights Of
The country precincts. ~ all who
are now asking the che suffrage
of the people had. long before !
gave my fuil consent aud made my
announcement, become avowed
candidates for the fflice.
A. to the report that l favor
"blind tigers, or is!cxnh'y Of any
nature. il = BLACK DIRTY LIE,
refuted by a life's service to our
common county AID society ss q
lava bidine citizsn. such slander
only lives long enough to foul the
fettd tongue that lisps It. have
the satisfaction to know from the
history of the upright. uneclfish
country voter. whether in Jones
county or elsewhere, tnat he - not
now os never WAS In sympathy with
the TACTICS OF misrepresentation and
abuse in politics.
With every confidence in my
chances for succese. the prevalence
Of right and tho righteous coudsm-
nataou Of abaso and the wrong by
the people ! am.
SINCERELY A4d cordially,
= urT6xv14.~
The new South-news., 1907-07-20
NOTICE! NOTicE.l

The friends and supper.
ters of Hon. John Sharpe
Williams are requested to
meet at the Court house
next rlonday night at $500
July "A. for the purpose Of
organizing q WlLLlArlS
CLUB. Come Running.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

A weeks treatment tor rneum atjsm
and bladder trouble for 16c. That 10
what You get In . email bog OF Do
witts Kidney and Bladder PiIls.
Nothing else % good for all troubles
caused BY impure blood. Sold by
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

Der election in 1904. aud the mana :
Rera Of the eiectione At the differ
eut precincts IN said county are
hereby urged 10 strictly enforce
this requirement at both primary
elections.
There being no further bnsineee.
on motion. it il ordered that the
Com mitsee adjonrn to meet again
on AuKu~t the the 2ud a. ID. 1901.
I, n. ARNOLD. II. s. TUCKER,
Secretary P. 7. Chairman.
w. will publsell hat of mausgerr
and peace ofticcrs next week.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

|TsoR twenty-five years DR.. Kings
Royal CeTmctucr has been .
household word In thousands
Of households fer the quick. certain
and absolute cure Of Malaria. ChUIs
and Fevers, Female troubles. Bson-
chial asd Lung troubles. kheuma-
tism, 6crofula, Indigestion, Neur.
aiQi1, Catarrh, Nervous Debility and
an Blood, Skin. Liver. Kidney, and
Bladder troubles. II Il the only
remedy that thoroughly ersdicatcs
germ life from the system. thus re-
moving the cause of disease and by
its superior tonic properties builds
Up and Ri1Rs perfect health. Its
sctiou 4 entiecly unique. It makes
the week strong and the aiIin8
and deepoudent bright cheerful
and happy. In this way It occupies
, place peculiarly is own. and has
eafysied 10 Thousands Of homes bene-
! fts &nd blessings which nothing else
/ could bestow. Thousands Of ccrsih.
! cateo from the bcst known people In
America attess its marvellous virtues
j ioe The cure of diseases for which +
! + secommended. II l. a. pIeasans
! to tzke ~ lemonade, and cures
wboa all eIoe fails For weak and
deh61it1ted men. women and chill
dren 4 has no equal in the whoIs
| range q Aaseria Medjca.
Send Tor book of wonderful eures,
which viii satisfy yod that Il u
worthy Of your utmost confidence.
Prizes QQ0 per large botle, o. 1Qo
doooo. Six bottles tpg o6M Il
your dsukgia cannot supply You. \
will be seat prepaid o. reesipt a
pfiee. Address.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

bArTisr :: Preaching every snt
and sth SUNDAY in each month b.,
Rev. A P. puRh.
Sunday school a. . 80 a. m.
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Thanks to our old friend Richard
williams tor NICE melon this
week.
The old court house grounds viii
be ready for the contractors by
next Monday.
Now 10 the time tot the tarmers
TO bring their crude \urpentinc to
Kiiisesilc, where they tan &c: big
prices and 'p0' cash '''J-'"s.
W. p. Hardee Of <sandersvfiIe.
was 4 pheasant caller A. our Office
Taer4esx
MAJ Anna Base nd dsuxhl e
S' . s.Se"'., = sss..,, are the q }s''' Of sf'-
Yo1can now sell al the crude
turpeutine you bring 10 KIIisviiis
and can get cash and good service.
A. d. AxDEnsoN.
Mr.. Joe Fcrrcll Of La arel and Mr..
Cam A. Fersell OF Heidelburg
spent sunday with home foiks.
A lady friend of ours sent us .
uice snees Of tomatoes last Satur.
day, for which sirc has our thanks.
Mr.. w. 8, Glenn has purchased
the Judge Howell residence. and
will remodel same about Sept. lst,
next.
Farmers you can get big prices
for crude tuTpentine, 20 get on 70
your old boxcs. and GO TO running
them, it will pay better than raising
cotton. You can cell II 1t EliisviiIe.
Quite number OF our citixeus
vent up to LpnfeI to attend the
funeral OF dear iamentsd Jesse
Bush.
Mr.. ~. W. Hyde has purchased
what 10 known - the 6hannou
residence, and will occupy the same
Sept. 1st.
Miss May Parker entertained
quite number Of hef young
trien d. 1t her hospitsble home
last Tuesday night.
| Cleveland Bush, being the reRu.
bar deputy OF his father will contin-
ue 10 run the office for tho unexp pis-
ed term. Jan. lat, 1904.
Ar. and. Mrs. Wallace smith of
Leland Mss. are the guests OF Mr..
and Ars. Dr.. s. o. smith and fsmi.
ly for few days.
! Miss Laura Ward, who haA been
visiting Miss Louise MaIady foi
two weeks has returned to her home
ju Ellisville.-A Meridian Star.
| The Counsy Democrstic Exdcutiv<
Con:uaittee met here Thursdsv and
sppointed the msnaGefs Of the
primary election for August Let.
Miss Maurine Weiboru gave 4
birthday purity 70 : sumber Of hei
young friends Wednesday evening
;! The lads and issses enjoyed them
seltes finely.
Mrss X. G. Hall aad duughter {,
Y tL.uteI. Nrs. n. r. fesxeij Of wes'
Poiat asd Mrs. r. 9. asueuDteiu
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

Ptles OF people havs piles. Why
eu6er from pllee whom you ran ne
DeWitt's Carbolissd Witch Hasel
SaIse and got relief. Nothipg elss -
good. Beware OF limitations. See
name stamp ped on each box. Sold by
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

our opinion 10 that Noel, Brewer
and Truly will lead in ME frat
primary, and that the second race
will be taken from this trio.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

PRESBYTERIAN Preaching ever,
fst 4 3rd. Sunday in each mont
bv Raw. Chae. OSerrchmitd
Sunday school at 2 80 >. III
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

Farmers Instttueso viii b held 4
Jonss county dusing ~ sunmee
months y tho toalow,ng p,eces and
datss e wiz:
Erats. August 9Th 1871.
Hebron 6chool, AuGust II, 1907.
Esesbuchts. August ~. 1907,
Soeo. August -. 1901.
Tho fa1ners ars earnestly seqnss
'ed TO mo ~ thsse places.
r B, LLOYD.
Dtsootos yssmeso 1nep1po.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

METHODIST - Preaching every Is
4 3ro Sunday Rev. w. j. Dawson
Pastc-. eunday school . 80 y. u.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

Primary election next Thursds,
week, Augnst Let, and shings arc
sure getting lively.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20
ApnI1IernAT1Ix' uor1ce.

Notice - hereby given thst letters
Of Administrrtios upon the estate of
Mr.. Morgta A. Rlesman deceased
we're iseuod 10 The undersiGnsd Nv the
clerk Of the Chapcery Court Of Jones
county MO-. lst Distrtct, on ths lst y
day OF July 1907. All psrsons hs wing
elaine agaiost said estats are reqsir-
I'd 70 havs tbs came proSsted and reg
istesed within one year. by the clerk
OF said cont. 4 failure 70 probate
aud reGtseef aatd elaine for one year
Will baf the claim. This July 10. 1907.
7-ls- 81. Mas MoLIlE TODD.
Administrative.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20

The legislative candidates,
Aeysrs Stanton. KtttreIi. Noble
and Herriugton are fIIiHr their
published appointments tbis week.
and will continue mp to the primary
election. We hope the best man
msy win.
The new South-news., 1907-07-20
PINE GROVE.

The farmers had = uioe rain Tues
Day, and al have gone to work
again.
School opened ct Pine Grove
July LIT. with two teachers ana
thuty. five pupsls and moro keep
coming every day, we have sixty to
dAy.
sunday School At Pine Orove
evssy Sunday at 10 O'CLOCK 2. n.
eoms Of ~ Eiiisvills folks asten-
ID eundsy school and sing 1t Pine
(1rovo ~ III, sunday and took
dinner n NJ. n. P. Jordan's.
Mis- Kste 0sndy and Maud Sel-
legp. q Pine Grove astsaded pro-
isne>od nsst,ng - elidell Sunday.
cd reppgtss > grand time, ~ Roy
- ~ thees.
~. TOm Purv,s Of Eastabuchis.
mntp : plsAeens visit 70 homo folks
- 49, ~ 1x. \. P. Jordan's 90
ooooaQs
= -. Waed xpeed Of Hinton ac-
fal1eo. Mibs Casr,s Robsrsson
nDeay School. San
I'LL - CO Of
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

We never repent OF eating too
little" was one of the ten rules
of life of Thomas Jefferson. pres
ident OF the United States, and
the rule applies to every one
without exception during this hot
weather, because it j. hard for
food even in small quantities, to
be digested when the blood is at
high temperature. At this Sea-
son we should eat sparingly and
properly. We should also help
the stomach as much as possible
by tho use of a little kodol For
Indigestion and Dyspepsia, which
will rest the stomach by digest
ing the food itself. Sold by Ikle-
man Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
He Earned the HAT.


Barty Hilliard. who many yeaFs ag'
lived In small town In northern Yer
mont, was noted for his careless vnga-
bond habits, ready wit and remarkable
facility for extempore rhymIng. While
he was sitting one day In the village
store of what IL now 4 part Of Mont
pelier among group Of idlers the gen.
iab merchant asked him why he wore
such shockingly bad hat. Barty re-
Piled that he could not afford a better
one.
Come now" said the merchant.
make me rhyme on . bad hat and l
will give you the best have In my
store" Instantly Barty threw the old
one ON the door and began:
Here lies my old hat.
And pray what Of that?
It's ~ good a. the rest Of my raiment!
II buy me q better
You'll make me your debtor
And send me to jail for the payment.
The new hat was voted to be fairly
won, and Barty bore 1t OF In triumph.
saying. "It's poor head that can't
take care of itself."-Boston Herald.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

l will mail you free, to prove
merit, samples of my DR.. shoop's
Restorative, and my book ON either
dyspepsia, The Heart or The Kid
neys. Troubles Of the stomach.
Heart or Kidneys. are merely symp-
toms of deeper ailment. Don't
make the common error Of treating
symptoms only, Symptom treatment
is treating the result Of your all
ment, and not the cause. Weak
stomach nerves-the inside nerves
mean stomach weakness, always.
And the heart, and kidneys a. we'll,
have their controlling or inside
nerves, and you inevitably have weak
vital organs. Here is where DR..
Shoop's Restorative has made its
fame. No other remedy even claims
to treat the inside nerves." Also
for bloating, biliousness, bad breath
or complexion, use DR.. Shops Res
torative. Write me today for sample
and free book. DR.. shoop, Racine,
Wis. The Restorative is sold by all
dealers.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

A father who merely feeds and
clothes the children he has begotten 20
far fulhlls but third of his task. To
the race he owes men, to society men Of
social dispositions and to the state citi-
Gems. Every man who can pay this
triple debt and does not pay 1t II
guilty of crime and the more guilty
perhaps when the debt is only half
paid. He who cannot fulfill the duties
Of father has no right to become
such.-Rousseau.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
c.sias ~ naA Dsy.

Cusin4 - Ia Dey.
You remember tn Old fashioned wo-
man who when she heard her young
son swearing or using naughty words
washed his mouth In soapsuds. There
10 an Atchison boy who could not be re-
formed in this way, 70 his father took
him in hand. Every day his father
called him In and said: ''Now, your
mother objects to those naughty words
you use, but ], being man. like them.
Go over the list for me-" The boy
promptly complied at nrSt, but in few
days he tired Of the words and has now
given up his list entirely.-Atchison
Globe.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
THE HOLLY clnEFTA HOLLY COLORADO FRIDAY AUGUST 80

John Riha, prominent dealer
of Nining. Ia, says: Il have
been selling DeWitt's Kidney and
Bladder Pills for about year and
they give better satisfaction than
any pill ! ever sold. There are
dozen people here who have
used them and they give perfect
satisfaction in every case. | have
used them myself with fine re-
suits Sold by Ikleman Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
The Prise Cow.

Take for yourself well bred COW,
get her on full feed. cram and feed ana
stun and cram her for, say. year.
Go to the trouble Of washing and cur
rying and scrubbing and combing her
twice a day, get down on your hunk
ers, my friend, sandpaper her boots,
groom her legs, polish her horns and
brush her tail, and by the time show
season comes around you should have
a very creditable looking show cow
Sheridan (Mo) Advance.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
wesster's cenplinent.

Web1tef0 Compliment.
While It Ia well known that Daniel
Webster in speaking Of General Tay-
lor's candidacy for the Office Of presi-
dent pronounced it "a nomination not
at to be made" he never failed to do
Justice to the generals military abil-
tiles and eminent service in the field.
On one occasion he paid the old SOL
dier delicate and well deserved COM
pliment. General Taylor was COM
planning Of the crowds of people who
daily besieged him soon after his as
cession to the presidency.
''They interfere" he said. with my
Official engagements and violate my
domestic retirement, but still do not
wish to turn my back upon my
friends"
you never did upon your enemies.
general" Nr. Webster instantly re-
piled
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Teaahs.l De Dss ~. D.sy.

David COnOver. carpenter. entered
bis home ON Trenton avenue. Chelssa.
N. J.. and discovered blood trails ovse
he door. He traced them to q door
through which he entered with some
txspldation and discovered his New
foundlsnd dog Tip In an excited con-
dition. ConOver went over the house
and found that he had been robbed.
There were signs Of battle between
the thief and the Newfoundland. with
clear evidence that the burglar bad
been severely bitten. But the thief,
notwithstanding his wounds. carried
o6 his loot
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

I'll stop your pain free. To shoV
you frst-before you spend Q penny
what my Pink Pain Tablets can
do, / will mail you free. q Trial
package of them-Dr. Shops Head
ache Tablets. Neuralgia. Headache.
Toothache. Period pains. etc.. are
due alone to blood congestion. DR..
Shoop's Headache Tablets simply
kill pain by cOaxing away the un-
natural blood pressure. That II All.
Address DIR. ShOop, Racine, Wis
Sold by all dealers.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

Mayfeld Bros, who about
year ago came from Clear coun-
ty, Missouri, to Cheyenne coun-
ty, have recently decided to cast
their fortunes with Holly and
have bought the Doods livery
barn. They have had experience
in the livery business before and
we bespeak for them the success
that they so richly deserve.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

Don't accept a cough cure that
you may be told is just as good
as kennedy's Laxative Cough
Syrup, because it isn't just as
good-there is quite a difference.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syr-
up acts gently upon the bowels
and clears the whole system OF
coughs and colds. 1t promptly
relieves inflammation of the
throat and allays irritation. Sold
by Ikleman Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Eavesdroppines
ne First Lady.

The First Lady.
Adam looked at his helpmeet thought
fully.
"Well." be said in his emphatic way.
there's certainly one honor that IL in
disputably yours. my dear"
'And what In that, Adr' queried our
FIRST mother
Adam suddenly smiled.
Nobody can dispute the claim that
you are the first lady in the land"
he said.-Philadelphia Telegraph.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
The ToaA ana Its Ski.

The toad sheds its skin at certain
periods, the old one coming OF and
leaving a new one, which has been
formed underneath, in its stead. It
does not give Its cast of coat away to
any poorer toad. and there are no toads
dealing in second hand raiment. Nell
ther does 1t leave Its cast on Jacket on
the ground after the fashion Of the
shiftless snake. 1t swallows its over
coat at one mouthful. converting its
stomach into q portmanteau.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Excursions

littl Second-class colonist rates to
aloI California points and points in
cleI Northwest. California points
- $500, Portland, Seattle, Taco
: ma SIS 90 (Sept 1, Oct. SD; Spo-
ers kane, Umatilla, Huntington,
PRO ago.; Butte, Helena, Mont,
wei Pocatello, Idaho, $1,000.
M Rocky Ford, Watermelon Day
'he Special train leaving Holly
sug GAS a. m. Sept. S; leaving Rocky
an Ford us p. m. same date, only
hitd $26o round trip. Also round "trip
stre tickets for Rocky Ford fair on
NJ; sale Sept. to E incl, $50; good
a returning to Sept. 7.
sugl Pueblo, Colo. State Fair
esnl Round trip tickets on sale Sept.
oo,,I g toll, inclusive, $3.50; good re-
~ turning until Sept. IA.
Denver, Colo, Annual Meet
= ings Masonic Bodies-Round trip
a., tickets on sale Sept. 10, 18 and 1o,
WOE good returning Sept. ~, $Io.75.
this
cent 6. "A. R. National Encampment
but Saratoga Springs. N. Y, Sept. 5,
page Ch;cson Va 81 I o,,;s s.7 90.
ms good returning until Sept. 22.
r, Sacramento, Calf, National r.
rigation Congress.-Round trip
Doa7 tickets win be sold Aug. 2o, 80.
third AZ, $s2.os. Good returning until
Arki Oct. 81. se
-, Grand Junction, Colo, Annual
ly Conference M. e. Church.
CONF Round trip tickets will be sold
Sept. 81 4 and S, good returning
WI until Sept. 10, 5000.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Seed Wheat.

!" We will have several thousand
pibushels of good Turkey Red seed
hs wheat for sale. This from pure
it strain of imported seed. Clean
IA and without any foreign seeds.
Anyone desiring to see sample in
4lquire of s. Il. Browne, farm super
beintendent, Marvel farm, Granada,
tr.or American Beet Sugar Company,
~ Lamar.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Chronic Diarrhoea Relieved.

co Mr.. Edward F. Henry. with
tn the United States Express Co.,
at Chicago, writes: Our General
~. Superintendent, Mr.. Quick, hand
~ ~ ed me bottle of Chamberlain's
~ Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy some time ago to check
ficf an attack of the old chronic diar-
mr., rhoea. / have used it since that
time and cured many on our
" trains who have been sick. l am
an old soldier who served with
rig Rutherford B. Hayes and Will
whiam Mckinley four years in the
on 23rd Ohio Regiment, and have
= no ailment except chronic diar-
' rhoea, hich this remedy stops at
anf once" For sale by Ikleman
sof Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Eczema.

For the good of those suffer
ing with eczema or other such
trouble, l wish to say, my wife
had something Of that kind and
. after Using the doctors remedies
for some time concluded to try
7Chamberlain's Salve, and it
proved to be better than anything
ishe had tried. For sale by Ikle-
man Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
They D,a.,t Tally.

"That society newspaper published
some very fattering remarks about
me-" began Miss Devane.
"Yes," replied her best friend; "but
1t was horrid of the editor to go and
spoil 1t in the way he did"
"Spoil 1t, indeed! Why, he said l
was a beautiful belle Of the younger
set and
"Yes. and then he put your photo
graph right under It"
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

Piles get quick and certain relief
from DIR. Shoop's Magic Ointment
Its action is positive and certain
Itching. painful. prOtruding or blind
piles disappear like magic by its use
Large nickel-capped glass jars 80
cents. Sold by all dealers.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
A naA Mex.

Daa llex.
The advertising manager was In q
towering rage. whats the trouble r
they asked. why, they went and
placed our prima donna's testimonial
for cold cure on the same page with
the announcement that abe had sore
throat and couldn't sins."-Milwaukes
Sentinel
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
A Diasreat RAley.

Miss Backbay-You are familiar, in
general way. with paleontology, are
you not7 Mr.. Carondelet- I don't
remember that I ever happened across
It. But once read Paley on "Evi-
.dences Of Christianity" or something
like that. when l was boy, and l
found it awful heavy reading Chica-
20 Tribune.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

hung Hes's Head sa HssbaaA's Doss.
Fotti Huddin. a Mohammedan Of
Asbury Park, N. J.. had his wife b.
fore Justice Of the Peace Borden to
explain why she hanged pigs feet and
q hogs head on his door knob and also
called him q monkey. He admitted
hs had another wife in India, but de-
eIared when he married the wife
against whom he ID now complaining
In New York about twelve years ago,
when she was only seventeen, hs told
her Of bis wife In India.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

Keep your pores open and the
skin clean when you have cut,
burn, bruise or scratch. De-
Wits Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve penetrates the pores and
heals quickly. Sold by Ikleman
Bros.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Not BirA Built,

There was a strange man here to
sse you today. papa" said little Ethel.
who met her father in the hall as he
came home.
"Did he have billr'
"No, papa. He had just . plain
nose"
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
The wrong Jan.

Haskell-What's Bobby crying for?
ArA Haskell-Oh. the poor boy caught
bis finger In the pantry door. Haskell
HIM! He evidently didn't get the
jam BE- was looking for that time
Pick-Me-Up.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
No.e. out d I.i.t.

When was a girl, the aristocratic
nose was high, beautifully modelled.
rising in delicately waving ridge and
at the tip standing well out from the
face and not turned up. But now the
fashion has completely changed. The
pretty women one sees portrayed in H.
Illustrated papers and magazines very
seldom have much to speak Of in the
way Of noses.-Dowagef In London
Chronicle,
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

The Diae.lty About Our cenpessrs.
"Who Is your favorite composerf' In
qulred the artistic person. II can't say
Just at this moment" answered Mr..
Cumrox. with an appealing glance at
his wife. "but it's somebody whose mu-
sic l can't remember and whose name
can't nce."-WashIngton Star.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
Engine for Sale.

Gasoline engine of the Fairbanks
Morse type, used few months only
and i'll perfect condition. Cost $i4o,
but will sell for $85. We are putting
il. one of greater horsepower.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
0sttias Back At Hin.

Getting Back At Hfn.
Hewitt got even with the doctor
who vaccinated me. Jewett-How did
you do It? Hewitt-He ran for Office.
and scratched him.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

Can't Jolly 'Em Always.
1t is easy to convince woman that
you love her, but it is not 80 easy to
live up to it for lifetme.-New Zea-
land Graphic.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
N. . starter.

Doctor-Madam, your husband must
have absolute rest Madam Well.
doctor, he won't listen to me- Doc
tor-A very good beginning. madam
4 very good beginning. = Illustrated
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30
The Alternative.

Muggins-I hear you are having your
daughters voice cultivated. Buggins-
Yes; I'm afraid 1t can't be cured, 80
am doing the next best thlng.-Phila-
delphia Record.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-08-30

Flattery II telling man to his face
that which was intended only for hia
tombstone.-Dallas News.