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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19
MARIA HANDS PASS
CRY TERRIFIC ROAST

Maria. Tex. which recently played
III PaEo nt the Pass city, declares tn.
there is something phoncy about ihn
financial management of the El liso
team and hands out q roast To that
min, that b. Go say the Toast "a silzict.
There are "a number OF the browns
who have limited that there might De
som, mndstion Tor the story, which
the Maria Now Era serves zap as fol
lows.
says tho Maria New Era.
A Few weeks ago M pasu challenged
MARTA to come ana play them "a series
of fuur rumpe. AZ MHrfu'- team was
q good drawing card. they know my
,1ulN gee good grand staudH tn
huN. Hrrtpd 90 $50 aud play tnt 80
pes cent uf fhr gate receipts after the
necessary expenses were deducted
They were perfectly satisfied with the
result uf thr games although they
know ihtV were skinned in The urHl
pamc D., an umpire Who was paid $50
unl Who Was betting money uu tho
game 90 o. said hut they are tsl
FROM satisfied with the deal thov got
ln frrIrI to the h%nauclal part ~ th"
program THE management reported
th, EaIr receipts as follows.
july g ....... .&3hi.oo
juI}
JUS 4A' ."
Total .asSo.6s
VI I. estimated hf conservative peo-
rlr nf EI Itsr lrd Maria both that
thr actual receipts must have been
mHI. Than $500 l.ut ftOla FOR gate
receipt. Boo Imperial 90 IHtu a fine
Show IuE MARTA with hrr I..un Yuu-
uIffIHu. mover had "a BAH game lu the
ps t"u Frfts tntt thu gate receipts
n.r ua. more thau that'
Won nt auy rate they achn"vi
ssfHtH 100 HHHU received kHhU.Ha fEfUT
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19

otH Nrw r~HLTrHoSE NTNBER :
IoHTN AsIN ttgl. ETNtaBEE rHTEH -
AiW a COEETEol CIERk EEaDa
- fAkf htlH okf1&a- NJ MAIEbR
nov SNAIL q EKAH Co
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19

~ YOU LIVE IN \ SMALL TOWN. AND
FIND IT HARD 70 GET WHAT YOU
WANT ~ FANCN OR STAPLE
IEs. WRITE Us. WE HAVE NEARLY
EVERYTHING. 4. &. PRATT a co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19

mo f0lI1uTH nnainn 0u0iaHons aro fur
uIsrrd hF o. trfr a Co. brokers. over their
nen private wire % Aihuqucrquc. n. NJ.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19

DON'T FoRGET THAT WE CARRY
THE FINEST n OF GROCERIES IN
THIS SECTION or THE COUNTRY. n. q.
PRATT a co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19

The very nest Of Kansas City Beef and
Third street.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19
HELP WANTED-FemaIe


WANTED-Cook, woman preferred. for out
Of city. Apply rs East street
WANTED-Woman cook. $500 per month.
Apply at this office.
WANTED-A good cook at 613 West Gold
avenue; good wages. II
WANTED-Experienced saleswomen at the
Economist.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.


WANTEp-Position as nurse. Apply at
SIT South Edith street.
WANTED-Positlon hy experienced ady
stenographer or collector, Address H.,
Morning journal.
WANTED-We are prepared to take a
limited number Of boardcrs at Rocky
Point"-Judge Trimble's ranch near TiJeras
canyon. Address Mrs. G. T.. Bonsall
WANTED-Practical nurse. male or female.
Apply 713. West Copper avenue between
II "A m. aud 5 p. IN
WANTED-Horse and buggy for its keep.
Mrs. ~ y Easter. stamm Park
WANTED-A gentleman experienced in Of
flee work wants "a position. law office
preferred. can furnish and use typewriter'
would buy an interest in business. Ad-
dress NJ Journal office.
WANTED-Gunny sacks. e w. Fec, 6o2
South First street. Phone l6. If
WANTED-Clean cotton rags at the Morn
ing Journal office,
WANTED-A certain number or boarders
pay your fixed expenses. every one above
that number pays You a profit; you can al
ways keep the number right by using the
want columns OF the Morning Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19
w l.. MAUGER


h-spreseuuaE Nsursr q avery Bnstoa
ruHfs Raass a Nsuxsrn
NsrsA Hra A-fsasasrsoa = n
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19
FOR SALE-ReaI Estate

FOR SALE-A well improved 1b-acre
ranch. Apply C. A. Reynolds. Navajo
e.t.l n
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19
SANTA FE TIME TABLE


effective June 1EuhD
Trom the Fast Arrive Depart
No. l. Southern Cal Erp..... 1sf5p SO %
No 2 California Limited .~...12cpp leo %
No7. North. Cal Past Mall .f0.s5 . 1913 o
No 9 ii r a Mex City Exp-lisfs , 12zea
Prom the West
Ne q ChicaEo Past MalI..... sec sz5a
So- e. chicago Limited ....-. s5ap e1ep
No. = Chi a. Kan City Esp. sep 1888
Prom The south
.Se 10. chi. Den 4 X G 81 s-sea zee .
eve 10 connects a. Lamr with branch train
fcr sarta r. and stops a. an local paints -
,ew efrxfco = prrRnV 49,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-19
Money to Loan
ON HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE AND
OTHER PERSONAL PROPERTY.
liz SOUTH THIRD STREET.
STORAGE

WANTED-Pianos. household goods. etc,
stored safely at reasonable rates. Phone
$40. The secur.'y Warehouse n Improve
ment Co. offices in the Grant Block. Third
street and Central avenue.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
bitten, very logically Gusts Standard
Oil from the state. Oil and water
do not mix
DAMAGED ny
WATER

Very near every time there Is
fire there is always some one who
comments on the Loss BY Water"
1t does seem strange that there can
be no credit given the firer1Ben FOR
doing the duties which are perform
cd by them In the FIRST place there
IS not city OF the size of Greenville
in the state OF Mississippi, or in the
south for that matter. that has Is
good fire lighting brigade as We
have. and furthermore when a person
OF any reasonable consideration takes
a sensible view OF the matter it does
look hard that they never get Word
of praise
How many people who conden@l
bur fire department. are there i'll the
city when, on cold and frosty morn
ing would roll out of their warm beds
hal clad and dress as the fire wag-
on was dashing over muddy streets.
how Irrany people are there that when
they had lon their best would pick
up a line of muddy hose and thereby
ruin all they had on?
Give justice to whom it is due is
all that anyone could ask. 1t is very
true that our fire laddies are not
Fighting The Flames for their
health but did you ever stop to con
slider that every time they left their
their lives to save the property OF
SOME of our citizens? Have YOU
ever noticed in the accounts of fires
In tour larger cities that where the loss
of life was small it was most always
confined to the fire department.?
We do not mean to say that when
the department. is called out that if
there is nice Brussels carpet on the
floor Tor things of this kind that it will
not '.be damaged by water" This is
all our boys have to extinguish fires
with, and even the loss may be great
caused either by fire or water, it is
never the fault of the firemen, for
Greenville can boast that there are few
| departments in the south that excel
that of this city The next time a
fire happens and you rush out of
your homes or places of business to
see the fire wagons go by, stop and
think of the danger that is connect
ed Herewith and when they do ex-
| tinguish fires say: "Well Done Thy
Good and Faithful Servants and re-
serve your little hammer for more ap-
/ proprlate purposes.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
The Wasp and the Bee.

a wasp met bee that was just
buzzing by,
And said Little Cousin can you
tell me why
You are loved so much better by
people than II
My back shines as bright and as yell
low as gold,
And my shape is most elegant, TOO,
to behold,
Yet nobody likes me for that, l am
told
''Ah cousin! said the bee, cts all
very true.
But if 1 were half as much mischief
to do,
Indeed they would love me no better
than you.
You have a fine shape, and deli
cate wing,
They own you are handsome; but
then there's one thing,
They can not put up with and tina:
is your sting.
My dloat IS quite homely and plain
as you see,
Yet nobody is ever angry with me,
Because lam "a handsome and deli
cate bee.
From this little story let people be
ware,
Because, like the wasp, if i'll natured
they are,
They will never be loved, though
ever so fair
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
ANOTHER NEW
SCHEME

Thomas J. Lawson. the noted, is
threatening TO launch a new party
with The odore Roosevelt for presi-
dent and Governor Johnson, of Min
nesota or vice president But NArs.
Mary Firestone, of New York ha Ia
greater scheme than that She ~
poses Henry Wattersoin for pr-e,i-
dent and w. J. Bryan for vice presi-
dent. Furthermore, her plans provide
that Lawson shall be the campaign
manager and that the movement
shall be supported by President An
CELL, of Michigan, ex-President Cleve-
land, Mooretield Story, Rabbi Hirscl,
Archbishop Ireland, Bishop Potter,
President Roosevelt, Samuel Com
pers, Governor Folk and Jane Ad-
ans. When she gets going, Mrs.
Fircstone will buy UP the trusts,
make hogsheads of money and give
everybody over so years OF age and
under I8 pension. So Tom Lawson
isn't the only toad in the puddle
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
WANTS NO MINE HORROR
TO OCCUR IN KENTUCKY
Governor Will Insist On Every Pre-
caution Being Taken.

Frankfort Ky, Dec. 26.-Prof c.
J. Norwood, Of Lexington, state in
speetor of mines held a lengthy con
ference with Gov, Wilson Monday and
discussed with him the condition OF
the mines in Kentucky.
Coy. Wilson impressed upon In
spector Norwood the necessity of us
ing every precaution TO prevent any
disasters in any OF the mines OF
the state such as have resulted in
the loss Of hundreds OF lives in other
states during the past few weeks.
Gov. Wilson said that ii any such
calamity should occur in mine in
this state he would institute a thor
ougn investigation and make every
effort to ascertain if il could have been
prevented. He said he realized tina,
it was too late TO save human lie
after an accident had occurred and
Sar that reason he instructed Prof
Norwood to leave nothing undone
that would tend to prevent disasters
and thereby save the lives of those
employed therein.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

i
stringency to do with him
The fact OF the matter IS, the thing
lis a kind of shibboIetn-
1t IS regarded as test-word 7of n
nancial responsibility and Importance
So it comes popping out OF the
head OF the, average man like a jump
ing-jack's tongue
aOysters for your lunch. sir =
NO, you see the financial stringen-
cyv, etc.
That IS the preterwIcr; the man who
gives currency and fearfulress to the
bugaboo.
The knave comes ncSt.
He IS the man who. having another
mans money and desiring to use i
Ifor his own purposes, pleads that he
can not pay itsover on acooant ct tbs
Ifinancial stringeucy.
a general failine Of was tongues
fetol zad ksxs ii this time of IS
rr.tes UNI i mess ronid ~
~ fiap 1il, ssie 81 ~ -
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

a Christmas tree for his children in
his home, DIR. Peasdcn was sudden
~ stricken with acute lockjaw. The
injury which brought on the tetanus
was a compound fracture bf the nose
sustained year ago.
DIR. Peasden was going through a
dark passageway leading from his
laboratory to another part OF the ses-
tablishment when he fell down .
short flight OF stairs and struck his
nose on board The hurt caused
an abrasion OF the skin and the germs
of tetanus infected it,
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
TAFT OUT ON
new LINES
WILL SPEAK AT BOSTON TO
MERCHANTS.
TIRED ECHOING ROOSEVELT
And Will Give His Boom Great I'm
petus BY Branching Out on New
Line and Individual Ideas-Will
Go to Ohio Next.

Nasningtc1, d. C., Dec. 2o-The
Taft boom is 50 be given impetus
next week a. TAFT will speak Dee.
goth to tia Merchants Association
OF Boston and IS expected to launch
ont new line and strongly urge indi
vidual views. Taft's friends say that
h. reeds this, as he has already been
to long merely ee1noing President
Roosevelt
He will talk politics in striking
fashion, discussing the money panic
and other important questions. He
has also intinated that he will go
to Ohio and 'nak.e a direct fight on
Foraker and from this some person
al feelings has been engendcrcd be
tween the two
There has been new campaign
manager selected Tor the TAFT cam
paign who is man of promin ence
ard strength but the name of this
new leader has not as yet been made
public
1t has been announces that next
week when the Taft people go to
work earnestly for MS nomination
he viii probably speak in line OF
Bonaparte and denounce certain pc
litical agitation at present.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
WAGONS USED IN
HANDLING THE MAIL

Memphis, Dec 26-The mail ser
vice was the heaviest that has ever
been experienced in this city and the
carriers were unable TO cope with the
situation the post office authorities
pressing wagons into the service,
It was an almost impos5ibility to
deliver all OF the mail and at a late
hour tonight there was a great guam
titles of papers that had not reached
their destination.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
THE FINANCIAL
lSTRINGENCY

The following article is taken from
the New Orleans new morning paper.
the Morning World, and is the best
article / on the financial question
which we have seen lately Truti, is
in every sentence and we would call
especial attention to same
Let us be plain about the financial
stringency
There is great deal of cant and
hypocrisy about it.
A great of lodging of bills and
ducking the responsibilities.
Granted that the wheels and pin
ions of finance are somewhat out #
gear, il issa phenomenon which mas
occurred ,fronr time to time In the
worlds history as far back as his
tory hanks.
1t is something which happens to
any naacl,iue now and then. 10 your
sewing. machine, to your gas engine.
1t is, quite inevitable, ard all we
have. to do. stated in simple words.
is to stop the machine, find out what
is the matter and fix it.
But this simple operation Is COM
plicated and retarded by several kinds
of fools and divers kinds of knaves.
It is like the case Of day getting
stuck in the mud, where every on
locker wants to be foreman and. the
real workers are assaulted by ssigges-
tons. orders and Instructions from a
hundred offc5ous threats
If We. will leave the financial strin-
gency alone and quit talking aboul
it. the financial stringeney will take
care ~ ITSELF
What in jericho has the man with
! fixed income to do with the 6nan-
|eial q ssa
IL rlerl, ~ rs tsas<<, With ! 81
"a s1Inry d Two Arz NJ siollars ]
sserzl = rs ~ 5 ~ s5th fae
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
vardaman Receives Sad News.

Jackson. Miss. Dec e6-Govermor
Vardaman received notice tonight OF
the death OF I. Fl. Bodic, who is a
relative by marriage of the. COVER
rior. also of Senator Money, Gov.
Vardanan was JOINED here by Sena-
tor Money and they will proceed to
Greenwood today where the funeral
will be held. Mr.. Bodie died at Mon
ey station the family home. W
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

There is to be no river and fa-bor
bin in this congress, as the need bf
money for buildings is very pressing.
When it comes to an appropriation
for a post ofiice-that gets close to
congressman and compels action. il
is a great lever to pry out delegates
with when denomination is the one
supreme matter
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

There is talk that the noted W R
Stubbs. who turned over Kansas three
years ago and nominated Hatch fos
governor. will take UP the fight FOL
Hughes and make things IN. ere st.ns
Stubs i great manager and i hs
lg<ts started. there will be Storm
amongst the Jayhawkers. ".
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
ASKS TO DIE BUT
HE IS REFUSED.

Chicago, Dec. 2o-Dr Joseph
Peasden. a scientist. occupying one
of the foremost positions with large
packing firm. last night indicated by
signs to- physicians at his side in the
Chicago Baptist hoStital, that he real
lied that the attack Of lockjaw, from
which he Is suffering, would prove ia
tai, and begged them to end his lie
with a drug.
The surgeons about him. Injured as
they were to the sufferings of 18th
ers, hesitated before the dumb ap-
peal of this man OF science, proba-
bly, more skilled in the effects of
the diaease which had sei1ed him
than any other man in the country.
and then turned away for fear that
they might grant mis- wish.
Before the evidence bf the dying
man on his own life they were ST
fenced, for there. could have been no
higher authority than his. opinion.
When he found that the law writ
ten and unwritten would not permit
his fellows to end his sufferings, DR..
neassarn resigned himself to the care
of the nurses.
Is He Infallible?
A day will prove whether the dy-
ing man correctly diagnosed his own
case. If DR.. Peasden dies, his expsr,
-<:..s<.. - :,xs*:fsad IL II So Z 3
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

the safest appliances required by the
state he made in imperative matter
and the old ship-sflbd system be aban-
doned. Miners lives can be safe
guarded if safety devices are used as
they should.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

Those New Workers are getting
little shy bd running men for presi-
dent or vice president to get rid Of
them Their experience with one T.
r. has been sufficient to satisfy them
that it isn't safe play. Your Uncle
TosnCat Platt knows enough.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

Derae0rsts are mentianing w. Z.
DouGiass the $s.oo shoe man, for tte
Hsecond place. hut if he will give them
all pair of shoes, will not they do
better and shove the shoemaker up
[pegs
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

Secretary Cortelyou is now pre-
pared, Mo doubt, to give an opinion
on that old problem of the toad1
probability to get out of the WE'LL
if toad and half would jump a
foot and a half in day and half and
fall back two feet, how long would
it take it to escape.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
Dewey 10 Years Old.

Washington, Dec. 2o.-Admiral
best OF health went To- his office as
usual today and received many call
ers
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
srage man is largely thin air.

Greenville is not the only city in
the south which is having trouble
with the Telephone Companies. An
article III the Morning World cd
New Orleans, gives testimony TO the
fact that the Editor thinks. New Or
leans IS getting the worst 81 it. in
several ways. from the Cumberland
people, and also shows how this new
organ stands bn the que stiofi, and
after several unique, and to-the-poinl
sentences on the subject, closes hi:
editorial with a problem in.thc rule
sof three, to-wit
Ii in okIahomt phone scost 81
per month and IN Chicago $I.75 per
month, how nareh per month should
i phone cost il New Orleans r.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29
What's the Answer.

When do drovers provide their
sheep with pens? When they wish
to keep them in stationery.
Why arc ladies dresses about the
cause there is gathering there
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29


How can you make a thin child
fat? Just pitch him out of the win
dow and he will come down plump
Which is the most difficult train to
eatcho They are all much about
;he same TO you if you Ict sthem
start first.
A class of boys were asked: What
is capital punishment Being shut
up in the preserve pantry.,, cried
one.
What is the difference between
reckless speculation and slice Of
bacon? One is rash thing, the
other is a rasher.
Why does the hanging Of pic
ture depend on its execution Be
cause if it were not executed il
could not be hung.
What Is the difference between
Noah's Ark and Joan OF Arc? One
was made Of wood aud the other was
maid of Orleans.
When did London begin with an I.
aud end with an e. London always
began with an L and end always be-
gan with an e.
When does the early closing move,
ment become Questionable? When
you have placed your finger in Z
Holsters claw.
What is the difference between a
man going up stairs and sonc looking
ups One is stepping up the stairs.
and the other is staring up the steps.
The boys will soon find il advis-
able 10 renaain on the farm. ii the
~Ed conlinuss Is 81 fnrced szpon H.
cities. che r,lr1I - saou
is lsess = A. lsis Il Il
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

Why IS an acquitted prisoner like
then charged, and then let off
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

There are.by all odds TOO npasy#
nine s. sasters. What & needed as
|b<Iter regulations faithful carried
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

How can you make a thin child
fat? Just pitch MIN out of the win
dow and he will come down plump
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

Which is the most difficult. train to
eatch2 They are all much about
The same TO you if you lct sthem
start first.
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-12-29

A class of boys were asked: What
is capital punishment? Being shut
up in the preserve pantry.,, cried
one.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-09-19
Rosenbaum's Troubles.

II. Rosenbaum, young man OF
Denver who bought cattle in TINS
count, some eight months ago, was
arrested in Denver about week ago
for Sheriff Florance on a charge OF
nassing Worthless check, or some
thiuL of that sort, on the Bank OF
Northern Colorado at Windsor. III
developed after the arrest was maze
that the matter had been settled prl'
vatey. and strenuous effort became
necessary to keep the young man ou'
of mil after his arrest. Finally one
nrosccuting attorney and sher'li 5
nt,,ce here agreed also to drop the
case, when the costs incurred ABOUT
so7 we're paid. The sheritf's ounce
had never been notified of the settle
ment of the case, and still he'u 'ne
warrant for Rosenbaum,
The Greeley tribune., 1907-09-19
The Electric Line.

The Denver & Greeley railroad
company, composed of Greeley and
Denver men, have been busy In this
city the past two weeks securing
signatures of property owners along
certain streets for privilege of run
ming electric cars on those streets.
The line as planned between here
and Denve. will come in from the
west on Third street and run up
Eighth avenue to Seventh street,
where the depot is to be located.
Front here che line will run south
on Eighth avenue to Nineteenth
street and then west to Twelfth ave-
nue., down this avenue back to Sew
The Greeley tribune., 1907-09-19
Thousands Of Dahlias.

Two Of the prettiest home places.
so far as surroundings are concerned,
In Weld county are the homes OF
F. @. Teller and j. w. Dillon in
the Gipson sneighborhood. Each
house is surrounded by one huge
flower bed, but 1t is particularly the
great quantities of dahlias that at
tract the eye Of the passerby
OF the two the Dillon place plob-
ably has the greatest variety and
also the largest collection. There is
also big collection Of gladiolas at
each place, but even these pretty
flowers are oversnadowed by the
more attractive dahlias.
For several weeks now the flowers
have been blooming prolifcally and
Will be until the first heavy frost
nips all of them off. Then there
will be some bulb digging for thous-
ands of more dahlias next summer.