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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
CADET CORPS
ORGAN N lied

Captain Louis NJ Kline, 90 the
seattle high school cadet corps. rs
already at WORK organizing hia com.
PAW one week from today the
first drin viii take place. buesthe
first uniform dutl will NOT be held
for tive months vet Tho cVamln.
atloua of noneommiaaioned officers
will ho held ON Monday and Tues.
day os.aaext week. and the annual
recruiting contest will be started
inside Of The next two weeks
Il ~ planned to have one com,
pany cor the two shigh schools. a
platoon at each. TO be Nnder tho
command OF lieutenant Three
drills VIII be held each week. in
two % which the platoons viii duli
separately and al the third viii
b. united under the command Of
the captain,
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
LOW. WATER HURTS
SHIPPING

-, Serd. q the steamship Jet
Nsp' se,es arrived from shag
ls.s s YESTERDAY afternoon s'.1es
gay waser on the Yukon has
va two river BOATS and
ss'aages serious interference Win
. .sseslns % tie ln'efior
s', s,,s Sesa reports early storms
w ~ ss~.A hts vessel haYlnE OK
Y ~ 80 rain bail or snow
~s.at he entire trip from Sc
w 4 skagway and rcturn lhe
s.ss,s,r hrought down 81 laAN'n'
- ~ te Ooo cases 81 salmon
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
UNABLE TO UNLOAD

steamship Yucatan Aff'ses iN
..st fFom Valdez yesterday atief
r,on With ls5 passensefs ana ~
IN, ~, II freleat which !, vas ansosg
- s,ilysr & Kaialis because Or
" - r.aftar on the up irip
- vessel pluarsa about ln ihe
49, r,s8uex n AZ unsacct sslul
ss5segor Is nsNts, the sarge
Al vaAez 4 nnmber q japanese
.,sssr weFe takes aloar3 bat
ls,M w,unsd d Nnalaska hecaasc
Y sAvlsss from Washington y g
re hAly u o n Cater. an cnEt
- va hroasht 10 Seattle Cor
sAlprent b Chlyag0 Cater was
a.cwn@l IN Prince William sognd
falleuhlg tan explosion ou BIS
launch
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
OBJECT TO DELAY

Lumber was yesterday shipped TO
Maddah island for tho eEseHon OF
a life saving station at that point
This has resulted from q campaign
started after the Valencia sunk In
January. igoe Men and equipment
are needed, and marine men are
decidedly disappointed at the slow
progfosa being made in safeguard.
lng the coast az this point
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
TO MAKE NEW FUEL

A contract was closed yesterday
with the Washington Coal Buqnet
ung Co by the Seattle Electric
Co. which Will result 10 the eatab
nshmont of factory Rt Rrntou for
che manufacture 81 briquettoo from
the waste coal of ihe mines
a ailc has already been secured
and the plant with capacity 81 iaa
tons a day will be- built lmme
diatoly.
Ansg's your bank aeceuntf Are
you able 20 save with prices for
food, etc. AZ present ieveiaf n
not, sec the reason In The star on
Saturday next.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
WHALE IS SIGHTED

Women rasseuEefs on the Mas
uelA fppm Qeaf,efmaater Hnrhor
YESTERDAY aefe aiafmed 1y a ehnla
wh.sh raced nl,h tto boat for 4
waslAasasie distance fn the
sssss TX y was thoaght fhr 3
tine that ihe mammal was the
itsyeio beat Preble. until the
sAAle BEGAN e spout
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
HOTEL FOUNDATION
PERMIT is ISSUED

A permit was Issued the Wilson
Whiteaiac Hotel company yesier
dav Is erect the steel and concrete
foundation uf the addition a. che
Rainier Grand hotel. this wora
alone 10 cnsf SO u0o The nos an
mex wiu De- 10 stories high ard
will occupy numbers 800 % ssa
Western av. on which Il viii face
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
USING ALASKAN aARBLe.

ne steamship nelsl sailing 10
a. sta nsnesai merchandise f0r
Psacs a. WALKS island. lll return
l42sn eiga Aiashan marble North
srn carries arr pressed for their
eetsE Ateiy. Alaskan marble hax
rs sersaiiy tcHnd favor a. Is build.
lns nlisrial 0n TIE coast
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
Will. SHOW
METCALF

~ ,,,epTSlN Sent 6 Whom
tNs ,.-x n tbe Navy Moteals ar
s 49,. eese. some time 'o's Week. y;
lises .l ~ greeted by g salute Of
he W. incidentally he will be
] ovar the yard sud the navy
shes asr.ne which ciiisens ana et
t'SN os ..sn ,mnrrss upon him the
lS'a ss ,er ercat improvements elso
tuesas "a AN asIt Is regretted that
= new ain H limited as b. haze
~ 80. .s.,,,ne Mare island for sever
esen , ''s ana tie dock and navy
= s.rls herr ace q morn impo o,lsa
ya1a' ,ses,.,n ne southern state
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
cuLesRArs LONG SERVICE.

Rirht Rev e. > 0nca. bishop 81
the Neagaaly diocese. viii clune
decade az head uf the d'ocese
Sunday. Ca honor of which pauilt
fetal hiEh maas wiil be- celebrated
at tho cathedral chapel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
NO MUrlNY ON RALGloH.

SAN FRANCISCO. Sept The
reports from Honolulu stating the
crew VI tho cruiser Raleigh were In
"A state of mutiuy is false
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05

? y Morgan has aiFned ne
rcs''inn q constable al George
hwu. vhiea be has held far me
pAzi sno years Morgan has hasI
sess Interests repairing Ills sigen
sica
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
POLITICIANS INDICTED,

PiTTsnuRC Sept 5-A great
sensation has been created by the
announcement that the strand iury
has Indicted four prominent polltl.
clans for participation Ia tax frauds
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05
pRoRosAl plaAepRovap oF.

Tho proposgl 1T the Lewis Con.
structioh 90 To Install non pumps
az the Lake Washington pumping
station and to build a new pipe line
90 the neacbn llul reservoir was
o0by the fire and
water committee last night
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05

Don't miaa sseiue iha snoh0miHa
County Fair Az hserett Take uiF
CsfF Ok Everett. iHaeiuE Guimaa
deck al z a. m. De m. and 6 g. m'+'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05

The Naf 81 Hnua coming. accord.
INK % Sir CasNaf rHrdnn CiaFkc.
when me reheNs shoppers 81 Paris
win ask foF tie brocadea &C rBter
son. y
csecfncliy COG Peoples Hank BLDG
srcond ard Pike 80
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-05

With perfect fit guaranteed this sale Friday and
Saturday only, 10 the first fifty customers
Saturday morning, 10 the first thirty customers, we
will make any Suit Oyercoat in house TO order
for.SlSOO with extra pair OF Pants Free.
Saturday afternoon. any black Broadcloth Suit in
our house 20 order Tor $500
Saturday. the last day Of Opening Sale. 100 diff
ierent styles OF the best brown and gray checked
Worsteds all go AT pree-Sl5 O0-Same as you
pay your hghprced tailors $500 TO $4,000 for. Our
price, $500, made 10 order
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
A T.rlta SAYING.

II Ia 4 title saying that no hibh II
Atronger than his stOmach DR.. Picrcee
Golden Medical Discovery strengthens
the stomach-puts II I'm shape 10 make
pure, rich blOOd-helps the liver and
kidneys 10 eXpel the pois0ns from tho
body and thus cures both liver and kid
ney troubles. II you take this natural
blood purifier and tonic, you VIII assist
your system In manufacturing each day
a pint Of rich, red blood, that Is inylgo-
rating 70 the brain and nerves; Ihe
weak. nervous. run down, debllltaleu
condition which so many people suffer
from, Is usually the effect OF pOlsOns IN
the blood IL Is often indicated by plmplcs
or boils appearing on the skin, the race
becomes thin and the feelings "blue."
DR.. Pierce's Discovery cures all blood
humors as well as being a tonic that
makes ono vigorous. strong and fOrcetul.
1t Is the only medicine put mp for sale
through druggists for like purposes that
contains neither alcohol nor harmful
habit-fOrming drugs. and the only one,
every ingredient Of which has the profess
siOnal endorsement OF the leading medical
writers OF this country. Some Of these
endorsements are published IN "A little
book OF extracts from standard medical
works and will be- sent 10 any address
free. on receipt Of request therefor ny
letter or postal card, addressed 10 Dr. r.
V. "ercc. Buffalo. y. y. II tell, just
what Dr. Pierce's medicines are made o.
The words Of Praise for the several
ingredients Of which DR.. Pierce's mcdi-
cincs are composed, by leaders in all the
several schools OF medical practice. and
recommending them for the cure Of the
diseases for which the Golden Medical
Discovery Is advised, should have far
more weight with the sick and afflicted
than any amount Of the ,o-caled "tcsti-
monials" so consplcuously Haunted before
the public by those VINO are afraid 10 let
the ingredients Of which their medicines
are composed be known. Bear in mind
that the Golden Medical Discovery has
THE BADGE OF HONESTY on every bottle
wrapper, in a full list Of its ingredients.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. invigOrate the liver and rcgu-
late stomach and bowels
Dr. Picrce's great thousand-page illus
tratcd Common SENSE Medical Adviser
will be sent free. paper-bound. for u one
cent stamps, or cloth-bOund for 81 stamps.
Address DR.. Pierce as above.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
fAs FIRST LIGHTHOUSE.
il Was Built on the island Of Pharos,
Near Alexandria.


The first lighthouse ever erected for
the benefit OF the mariners was that
built by the famous architect Sos
tratus. by command Of Ptolemy Phlla-
delphus. king of Egypt, between 2So'
247 c. II was built near Alexandria
on an island called Pharos, and there
was expended upon it about $50 tai
ents. or over million dollars.
Ptolemy has been much commcndel
hy some ancient writer's for his liberal
itv in allowing the architect to inscribe
his name instead Of his own The I'M
scription reads. "Sostratus. son Of pcN-
iphanes, to the protecting = ties for
the use of seafaring people This tow
er was deemed one of the seven won
ders of the world and was thought OF
sufficient grandeur to immortalize the
builder.
Ii appears from Lucian, however
that Ptolcmy does not deserve any
praise for disintcrcstedness on this
score or Sostratus any great praise for
his honesty. as it is stated that the
latter. 10 cngroSs in after times the
glory of the structure. caused the in
scription with his own name 10 be
carved in the marble, which he after
ward covered with lime and thereon
put the kings name.
In process of time the lime decayei.
and the inscription on the marble alone
remained.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
LONG AND SHORT DAYS.
Where the Sun Never Sets For Three
and a Half Months.

Where the sun NeNeT OStS TOi IN CO
and a Half Months.
The length of day or night man
prefers is merely matter Of choice
aud the ability TO get to the proper
place. II any one is not satisfied with
what he gets AT home there is an as
sortment at daytime which ranges
from three hours duration 10 three
months and a half, from which he
may take his pick ON the other hand
he can play the niShthawk for from
two hours and half up.
At Wanderbus. In Norway. the day
lasts from May II to July - without
interruption. and at Spitzbcrccn the
longest day lasts three and a half
months.
At Tornea. in Finland, the longest
day has twenty-onc hours and a half
and the shortest two and half.
At St Petersburg and Tobolsk the
longest has nineteen and the shortest
five hours.
At Stockholm and Upsala the longest
day has eighteen and half hours \;
Hamburg. DantSic and Stettin the long
est day has seventeen hours and the
shortest seven
At Berlin and London the longest
day has sixteen and half hours and
the shortest about eight.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
fAS AVMAN BRAIN.
II Neither Originates a Word Mo-
Forms a Notion.


Those physiological and surgical
facts which show that brain matter
has itself no capacity for thought are
OF such recent discovery that only IA
relatively small number Of persons
mostly specialists have the least idea
that the brain neither originates n
word nor forms II notion. Anatomy
and physiology alike Indicate that the
brain Is never other than the instru-
mcnt of what in the present state or
science must be called the personal
ity." The personality is as different
from. as separate from, the brain as
the viOlinist Is separate from his vio-
lin. It is not brain which makes man.
Man makes one Of his brain hemi-
spheres human by his own labor. If
human personality entered Il young
chimpanZcc's brain where, by the
way. il would find all the required
cerebral conyOlutiOnS that ape could
then grow into n true inventor or phi
losophcr. for 1t is the great man who
makes the great brain and not the
great brain which makes the great
man. This is another way Of saying
that we can make our own brains 50
far as special functions or aptitudes
are concerned. Human brain matter
does not become human In its powers,
indeed. until the personality within
takes il in hand To fashion IT,
What Is the "he himself" which thus
takes the mechanism known as the
brain and uses II for thought purpose
rs a telcgrapher would use ticker and
series of wires for the transmission
of messages I'm the present state Of
anatomy and of pathology replies DR..
Thomson. i'm effect. we have here the
greatest mystery connected with the
conscious personality. We know that
the conscious personality whatever
one plcascS to call II has material
organ to think with. The conscious
personality does the thinking. The
material organ is the instrument Of
thought. and that material organ exists
in two symmetrical halves. II IS only
one half Of this organ. however. which
can be used for speech or for recogniZ-
Ing or knowing anything which Is ei-
Their seen or heard or touched-in the
sense of the touch which is educated.
All acquired human endOwments
therefore are acquired by modification
of the material comprising the speak
ing half Of the brain. This speaking
half Of the brain did not originally have
a single one OF these great functions,
not a single place in ii for them, any
more than lis fellow hemisphere has
10 the end of its life. They are all
stamped. rs IL were, each in It's re-
spcctiyc place IN the speaking hem
isphcre by single creative agency
All words and all knowledge are put
in the brain and arranged there for
use. Ike 50 many books on their brain
shelves by the brains librarian. Where
he goes when he locks this library
up and leaves for the night-in sleep
we do not know But one thing is GER
tain-not one OF the books made itself
or put itself where it properly is
Current Literature
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
.STRASBURGER&SON.
,ue Price Liquor and Tob- eco House,
a1b-91h1 and 217 10th st.
Southern Railway

B.-Folowing schedule figures published a.
Information. and arr not guaranteed.
schedule effective January 18th. 1907.
Trains leave Washington from Pennsylvania
station
100 a m. Daily-Local for Warrenton' Dan
VILE ami way stations.
rs am Daly-Local for Harrsonburg. Va.
II % A. M daily-WashngtOn and Florida
Limited Through coaches aud sleeper TO Co
lumbla. Savannah and Jacksonville. Dining
% 500 a. m. Dany-Unlted states Fast Mail.
Fir-t-ca-S coaches aud draWingrOOm, sleeper 10
sew Orleans Dining ear service.
4Ol D. m Week Days-Loeal for Hsrrisonburg
and way stations on Manassas Branch
As D. m. Day-Local for Warenton and
30 nm. Dally-New Yort an A;;-ntn tx
prps--Fi-s. class cOs.n 90 Atlanta. Sleeper To
columbus Ga, Mondays. Wednesdays frdays'
Sunset Route Tourist sleeper, washington To
G15n m. Week Days-Southern's Palm Lin
tied Solid Pullman train for Columbia. Aiken.
Augusta savannah, Jacksonville aud st. Au-
gustine Diningear service. $500, r,o-,,. -
$50 p. m. Daily-New YORK ana floHda tx
mess First class coach and sleeper To CO'um-
bia and Augusta Week days sleeper for Pine
hurst Dining ear a la carte.
lO.I5 p. m. Daily-New YORK and Memphis
Limited fviA I.ynchburgl-First class coach aud
sleeping car TO Roanoke Knoxville. Chatta-
nooga Birmingham and Memphis; sleeper To
New Orleans Dining-car service
IL 90 D.. IN. DhllN-NtN lbIh hhh Wv Nii'oh'
fjn,ited-AU Pullman trains. club and Obserya-
tlon cars to New Orleans: sleeper - Ashvile,
Atlanta Birmingham, New Orleans Dihingfar
| service
Trains leave Richmond for the south a. fol-
lows: Daily, a. m. Il.l5 "a. m, ll3O D. M week
days D. NJ makes connections at DanYllle Tor
All points south. Pullman sleeper rams
arrive Richmond $50 "A. m, 3 70 r. in AMI s.lo
| u. m. daily. $40 a. IN. week days.
- Through traing.from the south arrive Wash
ington 735 a. M | a a. M 9.O5 a. m, daily; 25O
| D. M. SI5 D. M. 30 D. M, and ll.4Op m, dally
| Uarrisonbnrg II - a. m. week days and a2O T..
m daily From Charlottesville. SIG a; III. ana
SIS D. M LyDchburg, 1918 a. m, daily except
Mondays u,
Tickets sleeping-car reservations and detailed
Information can be had AZ ticket Office, 100 l0th
st., 81 Pa ave and Pennsylvania Statltp.
Baggage checked through from hotels ana resi-
dences.
Phone $3.50 for p. r. r. Cab service.
C. II. ACKERT, V. =. and Gen. Man
=. II. HARDWICk, Pass. Tratilc Mgr.
W. II. TAYLOE. Gen, Pass. Agent.
LIS BROWN, General Agent
Washington, ID. {.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
Su5dued the Teller.

There's young fellow in Harlem
who IS inclined 10 throw bluff" as
they say down in the Bowery \ few
days ago he had $500 TO deposit and
decided he'd change his bank. He
dropped into a bank thar is well known
to accept no small deposits and told
the teller that he wanted to open an
account.
we don't accept small deposits
said the teller And his tone was not
exactly what might be called soothing.
"Who asked you TO accept a small
depositf" demanded the youth. Il did
want to start an account with $4,000
but I'll 90 elsewhere" He got ont be-
fore he could be stopped, leaving the
teller with a look of pain and chagrin
scattered about his cOuntenance.-New
York Globe.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
The Favorite Girl.

She is the girl who is not too bright
and too good" 10 bc able II find joy
and pleasure all over the world. says
the Chicago News.
She is the girl who appreciates the
fact that she cannot always have the
first choice Of everything in the world.
She is the girl who is not aggressive
and does not find joy in melting az
gressive people.
She Is the girl who has tact enough
not to say the very thing that will
cause the skeleton in her friends closet
10 rattle his bones.
She Is the girl who. whether it Is
warm or cold. clear or stormy finds
no fault with the weather.
She is the girl who when you invite
her to any place compliments you by
looking her best
She is the girl who makes this world
a pleasant place because she is 50
pleasant herself
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
The National Capital.

1t is claimed that Washington is the
cleanest city in the United States. If
they were 50 disposed the ladies might
wear their best afternoon gowns on the
street without having them soiled. The
general cleanliness Of Washington is
due TO the noticeable absence Of fac
tories with their soft coal smoke and
the asphalt streets are kept so clean
that there Is little dust or dirt in the
air. An almost forgotten fact is that
Washington was first called Rome, and
n creek which flowed through the site
of the city was spoken Of as the Tiber-
Oddly enough. the first owner Of the
land upon which the capital IS now To-
Gated was named Pope.-Philadelphia
Press
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04

At the time of the Crimean war,
when there was dearth of young men
for civilian employment, an enterpris-
ing London publican engaged an eX-
ceedingly handsome girl to serve in his
bar. The innovation caused considera-
bile sensation and much adverse com
ment but his business went up with
a bound. and naturally his example
was widely followed Barmaids, hay
ing met temporary want. were after
ward regarded as necessity. and
their employment became general.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
Maryland Delaware and Virginia Railway Co
Rappahannock River Line.
Schedule in Effect March 10th, 1907.
BALTIMORE
TAPPAHANNOCK
FREDERICKSBURG

ppvnrpcKsRrRG TAPPAHANNoCK BALTIMORE
Leave fredericksburg Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday m tide ana
Yard Hay Mount Port Conway or
Leedsown
Raw Port MonIkOn, Ubanna 2O buhan
Point 20 Ottoman Moran "een hgon "n
Arrive Baltimore Tuesday Thursday and Saturday mornings
BALTIMORE TAPPAHANNOCh fHEDEHO NoD' Nv
Leave Baltimore weather permitting Sunday p M
*Wesand North End MIL Cr "ht
rbanns Wheaton, Bay Port Sharp bowler ware
Wexford MAYORS Hole, Bsndhed Carter Layton
Saunders naw Port loyal Port Conway Hay Mount o
Ysrd,R Radcliffe, fredericksburg 600.
leaving Sunday does not stop ron Mondays
LeedstOwn at II noon ,v,c,
BALTIMORE Jar $4,000
Leave Baltimore weather permitting Friday 43O m
for Wesand North White vngton Weem enck
Donaldson lbanna Mohn
maTS ou .%S@rr 'f NORFOLK
Wexford Ware Bowler Sharp Wheaton, Water view Monakon
Menb Point Ottoman Moran
Wems Tryington hie North End, Westand
will leave Norfolk Monday M weather Tns
Merry Point ottoman
n0 FriuSt Will not be received sailing days
TAPPAHANNOCK
Leave Tappahanno weather permitting 1870 Tuesday stopping at
Wexford Ware Bow Sharp Wheaton, Water View Monakon
rbanns Durham Mn Merry Point Ottoman Moran
White Stone Mill Creek North End Nestahu
Arivin Baltimore Wednesday morning , ,oo- ~, .,.
NOTFTh schedule March 10th 1907 The steamer
leaving Fredericksburg March 18TH 1901 will not take on passengers
Baltimore will schedule oauruay
leaving at p. H. for Norfolk %
beexpected to at
stated not guaranteed hold itself responsible for any de-
lay O awe cons arising thereoD
Freight evedin Baltimore until 4 p l. on sailing days
WD. Scott, Agent, Fredericksburg, Va
WILLARD THOMSON Gen Man. T. MURDOCH uen Flu rS AK'
Baltimore, Nd. March o. 1907
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04

Bridegroom ito his young wife, over
fond Of dressl-The. dress you have on
pleases me greatly. should like al
ways to see you in it. my darling.
Bride will fulfill your wishes. |
will have my portrait painted In 1t at
once. and you can hang the portrait
over your desk. Fliegende Batter.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
Snool Thread Numbers.

Spools Of thread of different quail
ties are all numbered alike irrespective
Of factory or maker The reason for
this is that the system Of measurement
of sewing cotton is practically uni
versal. and when $40 yards Of yarn
weigh 1000 grains Ga pound Of cotton)
the makers mark it No. /. If 1.GSO
yards Of yarn weigh a pound it Is
marked No. .. and so on, each pro-
gressive number signifying that $40
yards more are required to weigh a
pound.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
A Dilemma.

1t is not always easy to sympathize
with lidgety. highly sensitive persons,
like the old lady on the train. She said
to the conductor as he punched her
ticket. Conductor, Is 1t fact that the
locomotive is ut the rear of the trainE'
Yes, madam" the conductor answer
ed. we have Il locomotive ut each
end. 1t takes one to push and one to
pull to get us up this grade" "Oh.
dear. what shall do" moaned the old
lady. I'm always train sick if ride
with my back to the locomotive"
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04
chaDped Hands.

Wash your hands with warm water. dry
with a towel and apply Chamberlain
Salye just before going to bed, and a
speedy cure is certain. This salve is also
Invaluable for sore nipples, itching piles
and skin diseases. For sale by NJ. NJ
Lewis drug store.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04

Cut this out and take it to NJ. NJ.
Lewis Drug Store and get a free sample
of Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets. For billousness and constipa-
ton they are unequaled. They improve
the appetite, strengthen the digestion
and regulate the liver and bowels.
The free lance. (Fredericksburg, Va.) 1885-1926, 1907-04-04

Deacon 49, BY the way, that man
Brown you married year ago, has he
paid you your fee yet? Clergyman
No. The last time | reminded him M
II he said I'd be fortunate il he didn't
sue me for damages.-Boston Tran
script