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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-03
war Ia the knife

the Police Court yesterday morning
With shooting at James Bowman. and
was dismissed. On the charge Of car
ryingt a concealed weapon he was fined
500 and costs.
Florence Taliaferro and Walter Scott,
both colored, engaged In struggle
Saturday night. 1t was war to the
knife and both were badly cut up.
Each was fined SO.
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RAILWAY CONDUCTORS
Jiichmond Division to Entert-iu Ladies,
Auxiliary on ThursdaY.

Auxiliary on ThursdaS.
Richmond Division, No. 152. order
Of Railway Conductors. will entertain
The Ladies' Auxiliary at supper at
Murphy's Hote1Son Thursday night.
Governor Swanson has been Invited
TO attend, and to make one of the prin-
cipal speeches.
The ladies who will receive for the
organization are: Mrs. w. I. Harri
Mrs. S. J. Crooks, Mrs. B. Gates. Mrs.
u. @. King. Mrs. c. II. Williams. Mrs.
S. /. Thomas. Mrs. O. A. Spears. Mrs.
4. w. Smith and Mrs. +. .. Waldrop.
!. The committee in charge of the ar
rangcments is composed of Messrs. w.
u. Harris. S. L. Thomas, S. ]. Brooks,
II. c. King. b. Gates. T. II. Williams.
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License to Wed,

a marriage license was issued yes
terday to Benjamin Herman, born In
ind Nellie Land, born In England, ana
g resident of Portsmouth.
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tcnuemy--"VnC (ircnt Btrluc,S 740f
UijON--"A Cdutented Woman
Jefferson Northumberland Bts-
PHI. M.
MISUNDERSTANDING link AMI Wild
Aninuii Show.
Bisplia,n Here To.dny.
IKE program of the recital to be siy-
On ~ Mr.. David Blspham al the LET
ferson Hotel Auditorium this evening
is as follows:
20, Ruddier than the Cherry Handel
adelaide" i...............,.B Bee tlioven
THE Wnndercr''. ..f..i.....,... schubert
"Iark IIarls the Lark"...... SCHUBERT
,Erinncrung ....I........,...B raninp
Ein ron !, =
PIANO SOLO. Man iebt nur einlnal.'
Sstrauss -Tausig', Mr.. HAROLD smith NTH.
Nit elmer Wiasscriiiilla. .Eduard t;r!eg
Fin ssi,waff l;,,ta GS rie.
Danny bsin 1' peevera. Waiter pamrosel,
who knows?'' Max Heinrich
"rhe Mad Dog" .s....,... Liza I.ehmnni
The Suffering Lovers" .....Old Iris,i
"a Contcntcd Woman.
~ Contcnted woman which is the
bin at the Bijou for this week, is one
OF Iloyts amusing comedies, in which
pOlltlCS ana domestic aItdirS pay Vic
most conspicuous parts, and into which
arc introduced domc lulicrous sitpa-
tong Charles p. MORRISON. az bach
elor clubmar, and Herbert Haywood, as
Uncle Todie, divided lionors In Inst
nights performance. and while henri
eta Lee is not as good IN "a Content
ed Woman" as she was iii '"rhe Beauty
Doctor she Is still her charming self.
and the four gowns and the hats worn
by her, as we'll al those Of Gertrude
Daniels. were exquisite. and threw IN the
feminine portion of the audience INTO
raptures. Tho best speeialtie,s Of the n,
performance are those rendered by
Mile. Royo. whose dancing well de-
served the great applause 1t received,
and Emmett OConnor, who has quite q
good voice.
.'Thc Great Dtvide.'
"The Great Divide picturesque
and beautifully written drama of write
American life, from the pen of WI.
Fam Vaughn Moody. has been hailed
by many OF the leading dramatic re.
viewers as "thc long awaited great
American play" The play will be
presented at the Academy OF Music.
under the direction of the distinguished
Actor Manager Henry Miller, Tonight.
and to- morrow matinee and night, with
a fine company, and the entire produce
ti6n with the. complete scenic. equip
ment precisely as shown during the
recent phenomenal engagement OF
over 500 performances in New York
City during this season and last.
~ s d. .
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December Sd in the Annals Of Sport

Cannon
French $1,000 81
cheagotugo Kelly gained the decision
chicagod Goodman defeated Billy
ming the of char of shor
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At Skating Rink.

At Skating Rink.
Not satisfied with the result OF their
race last week when Figg won the
contest after Taylor had fallen on
the next to the last lap the two fast
youngsters will again meet on Friday
night at the rink. ard as there Is In
test will douht'ess nrove a good ore.
"A hurdle race with about q half
dozen participants will also be fea.
iture on Friday night.
The pictures thts week are thorough
lr eniovable. being among the most
interesting of any vet seen here.
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wild Aniral show.

Wild .Aninal show.
Feraris jungle and trained wild AMI.
NAL arena ertered upon its second
week at lakewood Park last evening,
a large and appreciatIve audience turn
ing out.
The concerts by the Ferari grand
concert band added much to the pleas
ure of the visitors at both perform
ances. These concerts will be a per-
manent feature and all the latest must
cal hits will be played from time TO
tina.
Captain winston's group OF scale and
ses-lions continue to delight the pa
irons of the Jungle. They are without
doubt the best trained Alaskan AMI
mails ever seen here. and in their act
they never fail to bring down the
house.
La Belle Selica continues to win APP
plause. Martins bears are as funny as
ever. and Robert MACPHERSON. witt,
his collection of ltens. nuts on. on act
that makes one Jingle with excitement.
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CAPTAIN WISE BETTER.

Former Congrc.sr-n Is Now Able to
SIT Up.
Former Congressman George D. Wise.
who has been i'll for several days, is
now much improved, and is able to
sit up.
Captain Wise was suffering from
heart trouble. but he is rapidly recov-
cring. and hopes to be out In a few
days. He is at the William Byrd Hos
pital. and is under the care of DR.. w. II.
Oppenhinler.
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auftion Scales. future Gaps.
BY a. j.. Chewing Company,
Real Estate Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES AUCTION SALE
HOUSE AND LOT OF ON FEDERAL
STREET.

" 7 :
BY virtue of certain deed OF trust, 2
dated August 10. 1905. OF record In
the clerks office of. Richmond Chan
Gerry Court. in D.. 3. 1875 A. page SO.
ment of the debt thereby secured, and
being required by the beneficiary so
to do, I will sell by auction. upon the
: THURSDAY. DECEMBER 5. 1907.
at 5 O'Clock p. NJ. that lot of land. with
the dwelling thereon. fronting twenty
five t35l feet on Federal Street. be-
tween Loundes and Baldwin Streets,
and extending back ono hundred (100)
feet more or less. designated as lot
No. L. Square 10.
TERMS: Cash sufficient to defray
the expenses of sale and to discharge
a note for 5000, with interest from
August 10. 1905, balance at twelve
months. with interest. and secured by
deed Of trust upon the property. or
all cash, at the option of tire purchaser
]. c.. ROBERTSON. Trustee.
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Whole Sweet Pickles, per gallon....4oc
Large Cans Bartlett Pears.
Poneless Cod Fish. lib bricks. $3.50. 10
lbs. new Hominy and Grits for. SC
+ White a. Sugar, per pound ......41ac
j Cans Tomatoes for...... csc
large bars swift's Pride Soap for.25c
best Wine. Catawbn and Black
berry. per gal!on...... ....,.... 900
Sugar Corn, cans for. .s5c
Q lbs. Mountain Roll Buttor for. ..e5c
5-string Broom ..,..s...,. ..........20c
alb. jars Preserves ............... 200
Good Lerd. per pound. ..............l loo
Tomatoes In cans for soup. &c
Early June Peas. per can .......... DC
corned Hams. per pound l..........l0c
Best Cream Cheese. " pounds for. .s5c
Sour Pickles. per gallon. ............3 0c
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BY Pollard g. Bagby
AUCTION SALE

THE RISK AND COST OF THE IN
TERNATIoNAL REALTY AND LOAN
COMPANY OF NO. sao5 WILLIAMS.
BURG AVENUE.
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ADJUSTMENTS

.,cndemy--"r'l,c Grcnt Divide
JllJOii--"A C0utsIited Woman
Jefferson AuIitorItin,--.Dny ISts.
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We will sell at auction. on the
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Revival meetings will begin At
Central Baptist Church Sunday, Jan
uary l9. The pastor and congrega-
tion cordially invites the pastors,
churches and the public to attend
these special meetings DR.. Jas. A.
Bingaman Of Omaha, Neb., will con.
duct the meetings. DR. Bingaman is
one Of our best preachers OF the de
nomination. Come, one and all Chas.
d. Douglas, pastor.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Mrs. n. j. Reynolds has been
spending the last two months in
church work in Missouri She has
spent two weeks in the African
church in Warrensburg. Mo. with
Rev. l.. II. Harris A few additions
to the church and spiritually revived.
One week at Marshall, Mo. with Rev.
T.. Thomas. Also visited the church
at Wayerly and the school They
have a nice church and school there
and everything seemed prosperous in
that little town. Also visited Mon
treal; very nice little church, good
meeting and spiritually revived.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

At its meeting Sunday, the Peoples
Sunday Alliance honored itself no less
than il did him. when 1t elected DR..
Spratlin as its president for the next
term. Some changes were made in
the board of directors. The organi-
zation has passed its trial days and
is looking forward to a great future.
The program for nezt Sunday is in
strumental selection by Miss Maybelle
Price. Should U. S. Senators be
elected by popular yote'" discussion
led by Thomas Campbell. Vocal solo,
ona Troutman.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11
For special piano music for parties.
call phone main S003.

Mrs. NJ. A. Holley who has spent
some time in st. Louis perfecting her
self In the scalp and hair treatment
of Mrs. A. NJ. Pope, has come home.
She is now prepared to do the same
WORK as is done in the originators
parlors. She is the sole agent for
the famed preparation, "Poro," Ad-
dress her at 2llS Arapahoe street,
or phone black 1884.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

The Berkley Art Club is now run
on a new order 1t is one of the pop
ular clubs of the city and We wish the
new officers all success. The are:
Mrs. V. T Scruggs, president; Mrs.
J. l. Burnett, vice.president; Mrs.
Macbeth, secretary; Mrs. Nc vii
liams, assistant secretary; Mrs.
Henry Warfield, treasurer.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11
EVENT OF THE SEASON
The Soda Dispensers Ball One Of
the Big Successes OF
the Year.

The Soda Dispensers Club have af.
forded the dancing public such an
evening as is rare anywhere in the
way OF public entertainments. Had II
been an evening party given by some
Individual with select list OF friends
present. the appointments could not
have been more elaborate than were
those which delighted the hundreds
that filed East Turner Hall Tuesday
evening First OF all the hall itself
was decorated In the club colors OF
gold and white. The effect OF the
decorators art was further enhanced
by the pretty dining table that
stretched clear across the hall. II
was set tastily for the many guests
that were TO share the hospitality OF
the soda dispensers. A soda fountain
dispensed delicious phosphates. On
the other side of the hall was a verita.
BILE fairy fountain fashioned from a
huge block of ice in which. in novel
way. were embedded roses, carnations
and Marguerites. A punch bowl sur.
mounted the whole that contained
such fruit punch as the far.famed
gods QuafIed on Mount Olympus. This
delightful piece OF artistic work was
done by W. A. Rice and Johnnie Wat.
lns.
The Harris Orchestra played and
registered hit Good music is al
ways n pleasure and this usually
splendid corps OF musicians was at
Its best MY Baby Don't Love Me No
More" catchy schottische which had
been arranged by Harris with some
old familiar melodies in the accompa.
niment. made the house electric with
responsiveness to its touches. Check.
Ing was free, refreshments were free,
supper was free, the hospitality OF the
princes OF the fountain could not have
been freer than II was. and the guests
were free from every care. Nothing
lacked for good time and II was
there. The Association is formed OF
thirty members, and the committee in
charge Of this entertainment was: w.
A. Rice. chairman: Leonard Anderson.
J. w. LEVEL, Johnnie Watkins, Eddie
Miller. Chas Warren. Lee Blagburn,
Raymond Clark
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

The committee OF Rocky Mountain
Lodge No. !, A. F. & A. NJ, are desir-
Gus of thanking the public for its
generous treatment of it in its enter
tainment Especially does it thank
the donors of the prizes. The Batten-
burg pillow of Mrs. Irving Williams
was especially fine and costly. This
was the most successful entertain
ment ever given by this lodge
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. Campbell enter
tanned large number of their friends
at the twentieth anniversary OF their
wedding. Saturday evening. January
I. They were the recipients OF many
beautiful presents.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

At a reunion of the pupils of the
Gilbert Business College. Raymond
Clark was elected vice-president He
is the only colored member of the
organization and the honor conferred
no less than the social equality eN-
tended him speaks much for his
standing among the alumni.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Mrs. l.. F. Mccullough is delighted
to show her friends her beautiful pres
ents which she received from Kan
sas and Colorado.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

The wedding of Miss Ollie White
and Mr.. Edward Hamilton was sol
emnized at ST. Leo's church Wednes-
day evening After the ceremony a
reception was given in their honor al
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Wm. Green
leaf at which there was an outpour-
ing of young people for they are two
popular members OF the social set.
They will be at home at 629 22nd
street. The friends remembered them
with some pretty gifts for their home
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Mrs. Fannie Grey of 533 East Mo-
reno avenue, entertained at a four
O'Clock luncheon Monday afternoon.
in honor of Mrs. Robinson OF Pueblo
and Mrs. II. B. Cox. The dining room
was beautifully decorated in green
and white. A five-course luncheon was
served to few Of her many friends.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Get your repairing done at the
Jackson Shoe Co. 1865 Curtis. Goods
called for and delivered. Phone Main
Si92.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Cole & Johnson's Company have
secured the services of Messrs Burns
and Pryor of this city.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Mrs. r. F. Wilson OF 2539 Lincoln
avenue will have an oyster and chit
terling supper at her home Saturday
evening OF this week. She is an eX-
pert in the preparation of these dishes
and will serve spred fit for Lu-
cullus. The public is invited.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

The marriage of Miss Romaine Gay
and Mr.. r. Perkins was celebrated
last Saturday evening by Rev. Dyett.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11
THE LADIES OF DENVER.

Wise women know that an old es-
tablished dressmaking business Is
founded on merit. For years Mrs.
McGruder has conducted parlors In
this city. Her references are her
work. She is now conducting the
Ideal Dressmaking parlors at 1911
Glenarm street. She solicits the con.
tinued patronage OF her old customers
and trial from new. A visit from
the general public is welcomed. First
class work only, whether in the sim
pier sewing or in designing.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

The None Such Club entertained at
the Rhine New Years evening at a
fye-course dinner in honor OF Miss
Edna WINERY of Colorado Springs.
The guests were Mrs. Jennie Hicks,
who was gowned in white net over
taffeta silk; Josephine Allen. in crepe
de chine with old rose: Vernita West
field wore George Washington prin.
cess; Ethel Muror looked most charm
ing in black net with American Beau.
ties; Jessie Andrews wore blue voile
worn with costly Bertha; Edna Win
fiery, blue silk trimmed In heavy
pointed lace. Herman Walker acted
as toastmaster. Harry Gilmore. Jean
Montgomery, c. Nichols and Thomas
Berry won many honors when they
sang Cheer Up, Mary" Mr. Mont
somery's pleasing tenor voice could
not be eXcelled. Chester Walker and
George Dean looked very English in
their full dress. After dinner box
party was given at the Orpheum the
atef.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11
The Azalia hackIey Choral Club!
Full Orchestra Accompaniment!
When7 Where?
Just Wait!

Mems $500, $3.50 and $500 shoes,
now $3.50. Jackson Shoe Co. 1865
Curtis.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

In order TO make room for our
spring stock We are selling our
shoes at less than cost Jackson Shoe
Co, 1865 Curtis street.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

Mrs. G. Stanback was pleasant
visitor al Mrs. Geo. Cotwell and Wag-
ner Monday.
Mrs. C. Pilgrim entertained a few
friends the 3lst, watching the old
year out and the new year in, The
table was beautifully decorated and
very delicious repast served. Those
present were Mr.. and Mrs. Dean.
Mr.. and Mrs. Stanback. Mrs. Miller
and Miss Lavinia Stanback.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-01-11

DR.. Westbrook has installed a nebu-
lizer with which he will treat the nose,
ear and throat.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-25
CHAPTER V.-fContinued).

THAT is quite right, sir, but that l
should have to risk. The worst that
could happen to me would be to serve
a few years longer in one of his maj
esty's jails. I'd endure that for the
fortune hat would be mine when l
came out"
1t was q defiance, and Sir Mark rec
ognized 1t as such.
Il shall not compel you to fight for
rightful Inheritance" he said,
nor will any one else. | have no
more to say. You will receive a com
mu%nication tomorrow that will salts
fy you; where shall it be sent?"
John Wilson rose and zen his head.
II think we understand each other"
he said. when | get to London |
shall go to the Langham hotel and
register there as Mr.. Mark Bretting-
ham. | shall remain there until | re-
ceive a remittance from you and the
name of the solicitor with whom | am
in future to communicate. There is
not, | presume, any necessity for an
other meeting?"
None" replied Sir Mark, coldly.
From this hour l trust that we may
never meet again"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-25
What Mary Said.

Judge Brewer cites a striking exam
pie Of the sort of spoke which the
trickster a insert in the wheels Of
justice.
A witness testified in a certain case
that a person named Mary was pres
ent when a particular conversation
took place, and the question was
asked: What did Mary say?" This
was objected to. and after some dis
cussion the Judge ruled out the ques-
ton. An exception to this decision
was Immediately taken. and on appeal
the higher court reversed the verdict
and ordered a new trial on the ground
that the question should have been a
swered.
At the second trial the same inquiry
was propounded and elected the in
formation that Mary sal dnothtng.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-25
MIX THIS YOURSELF
RECIPE FOR SIMPLE HOMEMADE
KIDNEY CURE.
inexpensive Mixture of Harmless Veg.
etable ingredients Said to Over
come Kidney and Bladder
Trouble Promptly.

Here is a simple homemade mix.
ture as given by an eminent authority
IN Kidney diseases. who makes the
statement in a New York daily news
paper, that 1T will relieve almost any
cas- OF Kidney trouble if taken be-
fore the stage of Bright's disease. He
states that such symptoms as lame
back, pain in the side. frequent desire
to urlnate, especially at night; painful
III discolored urination, are readily
overcome. Here is the recipe; try it:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon. one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla. three
ounces. Take a teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
A well-known physician is authority
that these ingredients are all harmless
and easily mixed at home by shaking
we'll In a bottle. This mixture has q
peculiar healing and soothing effect
upon the entire Kidney and Urinary
structure. and often overcomes the
worst forms of rheumatism in just a
little while. This mixture is said to
remove all blood disorders and cure
the Rheumatism by forcing the Kid
neys to filter and strain from the blood
and system all uric acid and foul, de-
composed waste matter, which aus
the Affections. Try it IL you aren't
we'll. Save the prescription.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-25
OLD soAKERs
Get Saturated with Caffeine.

When . person has used coffee for a
number OF years and gradually de-
clined in heath, 1t is time the coffee
should be left off in order to e
whether or not 1t has been the
cause of the trouble.
A lady in Huntsville, Ala. says she
used coffee for about 40 years, and for
the past 90 years has had severe
stomach trouble. 81 have been treat
ed by many physicians but all in vain.
Everything failed to give relief. Was
Frustrated for some time, and came
near dying. Whom I recovered sufh-
GENTLY to partake of food and drink l
tried coffee again and it soured on my
stomach.
81 finally concluded that coffee was
the cause of my trouble and stopped
using 1t. / tried tea in it's place and
then milk, but neither agreed with
me; then I commenced using Postum.
had 1t properly made and it was very
pleasing to the taste.
81 have now used It four months
md my health is SO greatly improved
that ] can eat almost anything ! want
md can sleep we'll. whereas, before
i suffered for years with insomnia.
II have found the of my trou
bles and q way to get rid oil them
You can depend upon it. | appreciate
Postum . There's a Reason" Read
Ths Road to MELVILLE" In pkgs.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-25
Su.,c.a the sore.

lawson. who is an inVeterate yarn
spinner and a bore of the first magni-
tude, had been retailing 10 MS 1rlehd
| some narrowing story of a woman
whose hair had turned gray in a single
| night.
Fact, l assure you; knew the
party" he concluded.
"If you say you knew the lady In
question, I can quite believe your story
to be true" commented the friend, IN
a tone which made the story teller feel
rather uncomfortable.
cot course | knew her" was the
testy answer; and it's not such an un-
omnlon occurrence as you seem to I'm.
agine. | knew a mar Also
"AGd his hair turned gray, too?' In
terrupted the victim. We'll. l don't
wonder at it in the least"
Tn!s made lawson a little sulky, but
he speedily became interested when
his friend remarked:
Your stories remind me Of a lady
I used to know, but she became gray
in a single hour-in less than an hour.
in fact"
Some terrible shock, I suppose?"
remarked lawson.
Il dare say it would be-. continued
the friend; at any rate, 1t happened
while she was getting married"
ooh, | understands" said lawson,
sagely; the mar would have another
wife alive; it would all be discovered
at the eleventh hour; a terrible scene
would ensue. and all that sort of
thing"
you're not within a mile Of 1t, Jaw
son." was the mfeeling answer. This
lady refer to married a fellow named
Gray, and she, of course became Gray
as Don as the knot was tied"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-25
Just About His Size.

A London stockbroker. wishing to
take his family into the country for
the summer, n day went into Essex
to look for a small farm with a view
to renting it.
Everything was to his liking, and
negotiations were about to be COM
pleted, when the question of hiring
also the farmers COW came up. It
was an excellent COW, the farmer de-
clared. and wen after feeding her
calf she would give six quarts of milk
q day.
six quarts a day." exclaimed the
s%tockbroker. That is more than my
whole family could USE"
Then, suddenly, observing the calf
following it's mother about the pasture,
he added:
"T1l tell o what I'll do. I'll hire
the small COW. She's just about our
size.'