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Norwich Er5 Herrinc Pve.

For many countries thc ely of Nor wich. 1T respect ot tae manor of Carle- ton. was ,.ah.e ;o provide annually twen:y toug AeiIiBg .es for the royal Kitchen. R.oI..cIel6 n his "!iistor! of Norfolk. referring to this quaint service. prints q s"t;ey from the house hold officers Of Charles l.. making divers just exceFtions" to the quality of the pics which had been forwarded by the city sherifs.
 The main exceptions read as follows:
 First. vou dc not send them accord Ing to your tenure of the first new her rings that are taken.
 Secondly. you do not cause them to be well baked jn good and strong pastye. as they ought to be. that they may endure the carriage the better.
 >Thirdly. whereas you should by your tenure bake in these pastyes six score herrincs at the least. being the great hunGredth. which doth require least we find but flower herrings to be in divers of them.
 "Fourthly, the number of ryes which you sent at this tyne we find to be fewer than have been sent heretofore. and divers of them much broken.
 And, lastly. we understand the bringer of them was constrained to fore he could have them, whereas it seemeth he Is bound to come but once."-Chamhers' Journal.
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The Lucky Ones.

"Old RornGer is engaged
 Gee! Who's the lucky woman?" There gre millions of her.
 "Why. he isn't engaged to more than one?'
 Nope: that's what l mean--all the others are the lucky ones.''-Houston Post.
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E-cueh: q Blush tc Her Cheek.

There Was a story to.l Of one Of the worlds great Nocallsts sips.ug as a youi.= S..:. :.t q private house. She was overwhelmed will praise. By ard by, says iae London News. she came and sat hy a. e.GQr]. .aGy, who eongratu- lated her on :Ae way she had sang but venturet. tc offer one CT two sl.:.,9cs tions. The youns singer treated the hints vitl. scoEr and afterwarG asked the hostess who the olG ]adv" was who had dared 1o give her suggestions. "Oh, that was. MMe. GoldscbmlGt re- piled the lady. And who is AIHe Goldschmidt? was the next impatient query. Well, she's better known as Jenny Lind" said the hostess And then the singer bl1shed for shame a, her disdainful reception of hints from the Swedish Nightingale
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His Preference.

Our new chef" said the manager of the restaurant, stopping to chat witl. the patron who had deep lines betweeu his eyebrows. lis wonder really believe the nan could take an old rub Der shoe anti make an appetizlng dish of it," That sop asked the patron. tapping p1editatiVely with his fork up. on the steak that had been served hin! Suppose you tell the waiter to take this steak back and ask the chef to fix up a rubber shoe for me."-Modern So. ciety
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The Farmer Tn the lichthcuse.

A farmer had secured an appoint, ment as light keeper 1n Maine coast lighthouse. The first night he went on duty he lighted up promptly at dusk and at il o'clock carefully extinguish. ed the lamp The next day of course there was trouble, and when he was taken to task he replied that he sup posed 10 o'clock was late enough to keep the light going, as he thought that all honest men should be in bed at that hour-Boston Herald.
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sFcLS1 Justice

A Yorkshire cH@.aeo% acted !n f- ghanistan fyr fn&ay yr%.~ as director of the arscGa' -A4&gg I:&ls2.:an. 0n one ecr"~;o}- .rc cu:.."t.sY was fred at oy some f".a..t n :. t..;.af and laid complaint rt'o.e -ne #me. '. His highncSS Scc.lgd eo make ,ig.< of tie matter. "'t>c.'' tug. "I >.5 aid rat both CT about ii tot. vii: l.:.,. it vili Ite all righs. 'Fhr '.s-.:.sgt' W.- ny nc u1oans satisfied. lu1. ,t' n.. .3.rt.3 z IT." ieople with whom !" >...e. s,~,'reA to S"y no more. \ Wven ,r >o att" le WAS in, sitcd to arsr4HlGny thr ">tccr un q ride, Wh,', oytsi,,e tht town they passed gil ..1;ar :,.alct. c;j1& occu- pied. 1hc l.n21j>5tu&M #t lc"2;h broke silence h>z 2css'-,. <: "Yetit Eiehncss seems to have con s. rf late" The reply was ch&racjtli>tic: "0ll. Eu. That is your little lot Il va" afterward learned that the aN,e,n mad executed every male Aemher of the family of the assaiant upon whom he could lay hands. .'-l.ontlon Gl0He
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Eo~ 'st SounceS.

">Iothe!., s&i;l tbe college st':dent who had drought his chum home eer the holiGars, 'rcrmit me to prosent my friend. Mir. SrecEnooGle.'
 His mother who was q little hard o' hearing. Iiace&. her hand to Der ear.
 I'm sors,. George. but I didn't quits catch your tr:cnls name. You'll have 10 speak .ittle louder Tn afraid"
 q say, nsotheT,' sboated George, q want tc present ny friend. Mr. Specls- noodlc,@
 I'm sorry, George, but Mir. - What vas the name acain?'
 "Mr. S1'echDooG3e,s George fairly yelled.
 The old lacy shock her head sadly.
 'I'2a sor1-y. George, hut 3'u1 afraid it's nc use. II sounds tust like Sreci.- noodle tG Zle."-IetIoit News.
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s~ = = MADE FROM
 o. -. -. ROOTS AND HERBS .HsAFE AND RELIABLE BLOOD PURIFIER

n te time the only
 
 and herbs bark been handed down to succeeding generations and results Among the best of these old S. S. medicine made entirely from roots herbs and parks combination make the greatest d all blood lhs vegetable purity makes the medicine that may be fear of harmful results Most blood on fhe potash strong These bad effect the system upsetng the stomach interfering with affecting the bowels and when used for prolonged period of No such effects the of and be taken by children safely by older people For Catarrh ulcers Scrotula Diseases troubles caused by blood S.
 
 unhealthy the blood and ch blood trouble purfes and establishes the foundation health S. is Natures Blood Purifier and its with steadily demand for it, is the best all blood troubles blood and medical sree of charge THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,, ATLANTA GA.
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Nis Memory.

First Boy-Di0 you really win three prizes al school?
 Second Ditto Yes, and one was for my excellence of memory.
 "How did yoy win the others?''
 "The others. forget what they were for. '-Transiated For Transatlap. tic Tales From Blanco Negro.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-11-01

Cleanse the liver and bowels, and regulate the system by using Priel1ly Ash Bitters. l. creates and sustains energy.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-11-01

If thing Is proper and possible to man. deem r attainable by thee-Mar cus Aures.uG.
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Right Handed and Lett Leuuru,

Most people would th.s.N that :s man Is, with very few exceptions. right handed he would he at the same time right legged" But tl;s is not the case. Almost every right handed man uses his left leg more tLan his right. For instance, most people find It much more natural to go around circles to the right than to the left That Is be- cause they start with the left leg Be ing stronger it is more readily brought into action. and it is oa this account that bodies of so'tiicrs always start to march with the left foot Almost all courses for foot races gre made @;x ur running to the night, and dancers Will indorse the statement that the aiority of movements are far more easily cX- ecuted in that direction The left foot Is the one that : placed in the stirrup for mounting z halse and in Jumping 1t Is from the left foo; that the athlete takes off. I lIt,a t will be seen. as a general rule "".sAt handed" people are left legged
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22

Freewater, Aug. 22.-At a meeting
Of the Freewater Commercial asso-
citation, various matters pertaining to
the celebration of peach day were
taken up. A big basket dinner and
banquet will be held In the grove.
Special rates will be made by the
o. R. & N. good for August 2S and
20. Chairman d. c. Sanderson in
addition to receiving word from Sem
ator c. w. Fulton and Congressman
Ellis, assuring the association of their
intentions to be present on peach day
has received communications from
Ex-Governor Geer of Oregon, Fl. C.
Willis of Pendleton, Attorney William
Peterson of Pendleton.
Mrs. Robert Campbell. chairman of
the banquet committee, calls for a
special meeting Thursday afternoon at
$3.50 p. m. at which the ladies will be
assigned their localities for soliciting.
The success Of peach day is as
sured and the fame Of Freewater as
a peach center will he spread far and
wide.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs II. s. Rod
man of the Hudson BAY country, Tues.
day, a 10-pound hoy.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
A CORDIAL NATURE.
N II 10 Not Yours, Do Your Best "a
Acquire II.

n II 10 Not Yours, Do Your Best TO
Acquire II.
The cultivation of cordiality and pop
ularity early In life will have a great
deal to do with ones advancement,
comfort and happiness.
1t is a mortifying thing to have a
kindly feeling In the depths Of ones
heart and yet not be able to express II,
to repel people when one has Just the
opposite feeling toward them. To be
incased In an Icy exterior with a really
warm heart Is a most unfortunate
thing.
Some people have a repelling express
sion In their faces and manner which
Is constant embarrassment to them,
but they do not seem able to overcome
It. This is largely due to a lack Of
early training or to the fact that some
times these people have been reared
in the country, away from the great
centers Of civilization. where they do
not have the advantages Of social in
tercourse, and in consequence become
cold and appear unsympathetic when
they are really the opposite. {
1t is very difficult thing to over
come these handicaps, but the cultiva-
ton Of good will, Of helpful spirit and
kindly feeling toward everybody will
go far to open up the hard exterior 30
that the soul can express itself.-suc-
cess Magazine.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
THE SNOW BUNTING.
A Feathered sonsster Of the Arotie's
Treeless Wastes.

Treeless Wastes.
One of the most interesting Of arctic
birds is the snow bunting or polar sing
ing bird. A native Of Spitzbergen and
Nova Zembla. its short, agreeable notes
sound doubly sweet when heard In
these treeless wastes. The birds build
their nests in the mountain clefts
or under large rocks, lining them with
feathers and down. In winter time
their plumage Is warm and abundant
and especially fits them for the rigor
Of an arctic winter. During the breed
ing season and summer they live en-
tirely on insects, particularly gnats.
while in winter they subsist on moss,
roots ana seeds. Some winters less
rigorous than others they are In abun-
dance, but at times famine compels
them I'd seek more favorable climate,
and they are then seldom found until
they invariably reappear toward spring.
These buntings are distinguished by
long claw on their hind toe, a struc-
ture which really enables them to run
about with ease on the soft snow.
OF the other birds may mention
puffins. divers, looms, dovekies, gulls,
skuas, burgomasters, kittiwakes. terms,
swans. geese, hawks, eagles and every
variety Of ducks known to inhabit the
northern shores Of America and Eu.
rope, including the scooter, long tail,
scaup duck. merganser goosander and
raven. These delight in reveling and
resting among the moss covered banks
and shores and among grasses and
shrubs that exist about the polar will
low with Its horizontal roots and
shrubs, for in this country the forests
are more In than above the earth
Field and Stream.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
The Horses Ancestors.

Lovers Of horses may be delighted
with the distinguished genealogy which
geologists have completed for that ia
vored animal. At least the names of
the horses ancestors look very distin-
guished. Here Is the list, with the geo.
logical eras In which each lived, as ar
ranged by Professor W. N. Rice: The
line of descent begins with Hyracothe-
rum and Eohippus Of the lower eocene
age. Then follow Protorohippus and
Orohippus Of the middle eocene; Epi-
hippus Of the upper eocene; Mesohip-
pus of the oligocene; Anchitherium Of
the lower miocene; Parahippus, Proto-
hippus and Pliohippus Of the middle
and upper miocene, and finally Equus
Of the pliocene and the quaternary,
from which the modern horse directly
descends. Hipparion and Hippidium
represented ancient side branches that
died without descendants.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
INK THAT NEVER DRIES.
Care Used In Handling Fine Etohlngs
and Ensravlngs.

Care Used In Handling Fine Etohlngs
and Ensravlnss.
zone Of the first things we have to
impress upon newcomers In this busi-
ness" remarked a dealer In hne prints,
'1s to take the utmost care In handling
prints for the simple reason that the
Ink used In printing engravings and
etchings practically never dries. OF
all the men whose works in this line
we handle 1t can be safely said that
on the prints Of only two Of them
Rembrandt and Durer-has the ink
really dried. And you know It is a
long time since they were alive. It
has been our frequent experience to
have prints fully 200 years old show
signs that the ink still had some mois-
ture in 1t, as we have learned to our
cost In seeing them rubbed.
"An expert whether he be q profess
sional or amateur collector, can tell at
a glance that print has had another
one pulled across It, for to his accus-
toned eyes the telltale marks of the
fink having been drawn across blank
place on the paper are as clear as day
light. That is why we keep all Of our
prints in boxes that just at them 30
that they must be lifted out squarely
with no chance Of their being dragged
across the one below. 1t seems like q
-trife. But 1t Is just such trihes that
make or mar the sale Of really fine
print worth thousands Of dollars
New York Press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
What Women Wear In Iceland.

The usual dress of the women of Ice.
land. irrespective of wealth or station,
consists Of long garment Of wadmol,
hanging from the shoulders to the
heels and fastened with a bright CLASH
at the neck. Over this two or three
blue or white pettlcoats are worn,
while blue cap. hanging down on one
side Of the head, completes the cos.
tune. On Sundays and festivals the
dresses are both peculiar and striking
In appearance. There is bodice. or.
namented with gilt. buttons and red
and black velvet. Over this Is a tight
fitting velvet jacket, or "treja," be-
meath two or three bright petticoats,
blue or red worsted stockings and
shoes Of seal or shark skin. The whole
Is surmounted by a remarkable head.
dress, very beautiful in effect The
"faldur," as 1t Is called, is made of
stifiy starched white linen, kept In
place by innumerable pins and measur-
Ing often 80 much as two feet in
height.-Scottish Nights.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
SHE HAD A REPUTATION.
But the Customer Was Not Going 70
Eat tho Lady.

But tho Customer Was Not Going to
Eat tho Lady.
Alady who intended to give a dinner
to some friends at which the piece de
resistance was to be duck shot by her
husband on the shores Of eastern Mary
land, decided that none but the very
best Jelly should be served as an &C.
compartment to the dainty fare.
So she proceeded to a gorgeous
Broadway establishment, place
where one pays quarter apiece for
tomatoes and dollar a stalk for as
paragus at certain seasons of the year.
The jelly the clerk offered her did not
appear to be just what she wanted, so
she suggested another variety.
But madam" said the clerk
haughtily, "this is the very best Jelly
you can buy. 1t is made by Mrs. Nc
Guggin Of Brooklyn" And he pointed
to the label on the jar.
"I've never heard Of It." meekly sug-
gested the lady. "Are you sure it's all
right2 Do you guarantee it?"
Seeing that his customer was ex-
tremely mild Of character and perhaps
to be easily ratified, the clerk smiled in
a patronizing way. "Guaranteer re-
peated he, more haughtily than ever.
Madam, we don't have to guarantee
Mrs. McGuggin's Jelly. Her name is
enough. This lady, madam, has repu-
tationr
"Oh, l have do doubt Of that, I'm
sure,' broke In the mild hammered
lady, with heightened color. "Tm
not questioning the lady's reputation
1t was the jelly. I assure your'-New
York Tribune.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
BAN UPON A SINCLAIR BOOK.
German Prohibition of ''The Indus
trial Republic"

New York, Aug. 22.-Word comes
from Berlin that the authorities there
have prohibited the sale of Upton
Sinclair's book, entitled "The Indus
trial Republic" The action was TAX
en- In pursuance of the law concern
ing insults to the German emperor.
In his book the author describes
the kaiser as "a degenerate
who proclaims himself by grace of
God the lord and master of the Ger
man people" He then passes on to
the hide-bound medieval nobility of
the empire, the direct descendants of
robber knights, and the "arlstocracy
of the army whose lnsolent and dis
solute officers beat, kick and MAIN
the helpless country boys and artisans
under their commanl"
No less poignant are his criticisms
OF 1.-The bigoted Protestant Church
with its snuffy country parsons" and
"the Roman Catholic church with its
confessional and other agencies of
darkness" while the reptile press"
he says that Its opinions are written
and its news garbled by "knavish bu-
reau officials"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
The Limit of Life

The most eminent medical scien-
lists are unanimous in the conclusion
that the generally accepted limitation
Of human life is many years below
the attainment possible with the ad-
vanced knowledge of which the race
is now possessed. The critical period,
that determines its duration, seems
to be between so and go; the proper
care OF the body during this decade
cannot be too strongly urged; care
lessness then being fatal to longevity.
Natures best helper after SO is Elec-
trio Bitters, the scientific tonic medi-
cine that revitalizes every. organ of
the body. Guaranteed by Tallman &
Co., druggists. soc. ''..
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22

Echo, Aug. 22.-Twelve men are
now employed at the Henrietta mills
doing repair work along the flume
and on the interior of the mill so
that it will be in shape for grinding
grain this fall. The firm name of
the company will be the Henrietta
Milling & Grain Company of Echo.
Two thousand five hundred feet of
flume will be constructed.
Mayor L. A. Esteb and family are
again in Echo after several weeks
absence at Hidaway Springs.
Harvest is nearly completed in
these parts, and great loads of wheat
are now coming into the warehouses
from the wheat section about here.
Most of those who have been out
camping have returned home, and
report having had very pleasant out
ings.
The people of Echo and vicinity
will take great interest in the COM
ing Umatilla- Morrow county fair,
which promises to be the best ever
held in eastern Oregon. A number of
exhibits will be sent in from this sec
tion of the country.
Mr.. Mannix has accepted the posi-
ton of night operator at the o. r. &
N. station, and has already entered
upon his duties.
Those in charge of the reclamation
work now going on about here report
that things are going on. nicely. AS
soon as water is high in the fall water
will be run through the bitches from
below Echo to the reservoir.
Many fine specimens of watermel-
ons have been brought in here of
late from the different ranches in the
country. Fruits of all kinds were
never better than. they are this sea-
son. r"FSyAW
School will open this term under
the most flattering circumstances.
The attendance promises to be better
than last year, and an excellent corps
of teachers has been secured.
1t was reported yesterday that some
one tried to enter the Idle Hour sa-
loon Tuesday night. The panel of
the door was found broken open, but
1t is said that nothing was missing
from the interior of the saloon.
There is no clue.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
Harmful Stomach Dosing.

The best physicians believe that the
less medicine one swallows the bet
ter.
Do not try to cure catarrh Of the
head by dosing the stomach; this is
neither common-sense nor scientific.
Breathe Hyomei. and its medication
will go right to the spot where the
catarrhal germs are present and free
the system from all catarrhal poisons.
Tallman & Co. have seen so many
cures Of catarrh made by Hyomei.
some Of them chronic and compli-
Gated cases, that they give an abso-
Lutte guarantee Of cure or money will
be refunded with every outfit they
sell. The complete Hyomei outfit
costs but s1.0o.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
The Onions Virtues.

Onions are really sweeteners of the
breath after the local effects have pass
ed away. says one learned doctor.
They correct stomach disorders and
carry Of the accumulated poisons Of
the system. They provide a blood pu-
rifier that all may freely use. As a
vermifuge the onion cannot be surpass-
ed and eaten raw will often check a
violent cold in the head. One small on
Ion eaten every night before retiring is
this well known Doctors prescription
for numerous affections of the head
and is highly recommended for Sleep
lessness. 1t acts on the nerves In a
soothing way, without the injurious ef-
fects Of the drugs often applied.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
More Laughter, Less Suicides.

The physiological benefits Of laughter
cannot be overestimated. 1t shakes up
the diaphragm, sets the pulses beating
to lively measure, stimulates the
blood corpuscles, enlivens the brain
and sometimes produces dislocation of
the jaw when indulged in too heartily
by a man with large mouth. Used
with discretion, laughter is as lnsplr-
ing as a sea breeze, as refreshing as
an August shower. Its moral effect Is
beyond computation. 1t has killed
more ridiculous superstitlons by Its
rollicking roars Of unbelief than any
other agency. What can be more de-
risive than laugh7 The man who
laughs never kills hlmself.-Exchang
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
Deafness Cannot be Cured

BY local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion Of the ear. There Is
only one way TO cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies Deafness Is
caused by an lnflamed condition Of the mu-
cous lining of the Eustachian tube When
this tube Is lnflamed you nave a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when 1t Is
entirely closed, deafness Is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to Its normal con-
dltion, hearing will be destroyed forever
nine cases out OF 10 are caused by Catarrh,
which Is nothing but an inflamed condition
OF the mucous surfaces
We give One Hundred Dollars for any
case Of deafness lcaused by catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Hall S Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-08-22
Milton Notes.

Milton, Aug. 22.-The successful
applicants for certificates at the
teachers examination from Milton
were: First grade, Mrs. Florence
Kelley, Miss Verna Vannander. Sec
ond grade, Misses Constance Hastings.
Arlie RounZoin, Meta johnson, Mrs.
r. ]. DAWN. Third grade, Misses Lu-
Gina Vannan6er, Della Daniels, L. L..
Childers.
Miss Cora Mayfield and Miss Storey
have returned from Salem. where they
attended the summer normal.
Mrs. DR.. Cananne who has been
quite seriou'iy III with typhoid fcver,
is improving.
Mrs. L. F. Berry has returned to
Tacoma, after visiting with, relatives
In Milton for a few weeks.
Mrs. Andrew Spencer of WalIa
Walla, is visiting relatives here.
w. Fl. Bailey has returned from
Spokane, where he was called several
days ago on account of the illness of
bis daughter, who is now much i'm
proved.
1t Is rerorted that harvest will he
about completed In this Immediate
vicinity this week. Many men and
tcams are now ngsged in hauling
the crop to the warehouses.