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The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

When do you expect ito begin work ing the nline?"
 As soon as we get through with the public. Judge.
 First Man--How do you do?
 Second Man-Beg pardon, but you have the advantage of me.
 First Man-Yes, I suppose I have. We were engaged to the same girl; but you married her. Tit-Bits.
 Don't you think" suggested the old friend of the family, that you would do well to keep watch on your son?" "Impossiblen replied young Callers father, 'it wouldn't be long before he'd exchange it for 8 pawn ticket. Phil adelphia Press.
 This photograph Is silent" said the indignant tourist, who had deposited genial proprietor "all it contains is the Presidents explanation of the advance rnent of General Wood Philadelphia Public Ledger.
 "But,' asked the railway president, what qualifications have you for the position of superintendent of construc- tion? Have you ever been in charge of a gang of track buil1ers?"
 No; but I managed grand opera chorus once "-Chicago Record Herald.
 Have you a law against carrying concealed weapons?' asked the visitor. "We don't need no s.oh law in Grim son Gluch' answered Piute Pete. No body here's fool enough to keep wea- pon under cover where he's liable to lose time reachin' fur it, Washington Star.
 Vicar-"What terrible thunder storm we had yesterday Mrs. Brlggsi Lucky no one was hurt" Mrs. Briggs -"Yes, sir, I think hevery one ought to keep out of the way of thunderstorm It's all very well not to be afraid of ordinary things; but ito say yer not afraid of thunder--I call that bois- | terous. Punch. A youth went into eobbler's shoI the other day. carrying pair of boots and said to the cobbler: 'Fathel wants you to stretch these ere boot' l for him."
 Cobbler-"Yes, where do they pincf l him?"
 Youth-"Dunno; but I know where he pinched them."-Tit- Bits.
 Mother (returning suddenly)-"G ious, children, what have you been do ing? Why the room looks like a hur ricane had struck it and Willie look like he had been through a thrashlng | maohinel"
 Tommy-"Please, mamma, we have been playing Russian douma and VII lie was the czar. ."-Chicago News.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18
THE WEEKLY JOURNAL.
ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations, Wants, Rents and other small advertisements. One Cent Word each insertion, Five Cents Word for a full week.
 Display advertisements, per inch, one insertion, s1.2O; each subsequent inser- tion, 40 cents; one week, $2.20; one month. s1o; one year. $40.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

Much trouble has been caused at Fort Monroe, Virginia, by the fact that the regulations have not permitted civilian physicians to come upon the reserva- ton without first gaining permission from the military authorities This requirement. was adopted as sort of police regulation having to do with the control of contagious or epidemic dis eases, but 1t took on a wider interest by reason of the fact that the civilian physicians felt that their practice was being hampered by military authority. The practice Is confined to the guests of the Hotel Chamberlin, which is on the military reservation, and which accordingly comes under military con- trol. It has bean decided, because of the protests wslich have reached the War department, to permit the Vir- ginia physicians who are called in by the guests at the hotel to practice their profession without restriction other than a requirement that they shall reg ister at the military post and report promptly to tile commanding officer any cases of contagious or epidemic diseases in which they are called.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18
TITO KINDS.

Awhile ago it was announced from New Britain that trusted and respect ed man had stolen a large amount and run away. This was one kind of news, and not an encouraging kind Yester- day it was announced that at meeting of the directors of the Savings Bank of New Britain the directors were told that all expenses incurred in the search for the missing treasurer, W, F. Walk CT, would be paid by President Philip Corbin. MT Corbin also guaranteed the usual four per cent dividend for the coming two fiscal years. This is anoth- CT kind of news, ana 1t shows that there are men who can be safely trust ed and respected. MT. Walker may have gone wrong, but MT Corbin has gone conscientiously, honorably and generously right, as usual.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18
NEW HAVEN, CONN.
THE OLDEST DAILY PAPER PUB-
 LISHED IN CONNECTICUT.

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The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

The Panama canal is certainly being dug, and the new arrangement by which the Canal commission will here after have power to solve all questions relating to the canal without referring to them, as heretofore, to Washington, ought to help The members of the commission will reside on the isthmus and hold weekly meetings The work is to be distributed so that each com missioner has charge of a certain de- partment, for which he will be respon- sible. Lieutenant Colonel Goethals, who succeeded John F. Stevens as chief engineer. will be chairman of the com mission; Rear Admiral n. H. Rousseau
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18
4 SHIRT COSTS
 4 LITTLE MORE

when it has been carefully and correctly proportioned and cut, but aren't the added com fort and improved appearance of the garment worth 1t ? No hunching on the shoul- ders, tightness in the chest or twisting at the cuffs. The presence of these defects will spoil any shirt no matter how expensive the fabric put into it.
 Our shirts have "human " proportions.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

Considering the demand of John Tenn pie Graves that Bryan place the name of Theodore Roosevelt in nomination at the next Democratic convention, the Philadelphia Inquirer believes that ''Mr. Graves errs greatly when he as- sumes that, after all, MT. Roosevelt is 8 Democrat and is simply carrying out the Bryan policies. It would be hard to find two men further apart on every important detail of application, no mat ter if their general principles are the sanls. If the Democracy wants to adopt that platform and the candidates who stand thereon, the Republicans will be perfectly willing We fear, how ever. that the Democrats will not take that view"
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

The Bank of England Rifle Volunteer Corps, which was established in 1875, primarily for the defence of the bank premises, was by an order of the Brit ish War Office recently disbanded, as the corps, which was maintained at the expense of the bank authorities, was not considered necessary. At night the bank premises are protected by a military guard. The corps has been under the command of Captain H. g. g. Inr1an for nearly six years, and out of the total strength of ninety five officers and men ninety-two made themselves efficient. This was the only single com pany corps in Great Britain.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

A. L. Rotch, director of the Blue Hill observatory, has given warning to the committee in charge of the balloon competitions at the Jamestown exposi- ton that the altitude contests will be extra hazardous, as westerly winds are likely to be encountered when the ball looms reach a height of about a mile. Norfolk being so near the ocean, the altitude contests will be limited to smal pilot balloons equipped with height instruments.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18
TTre gourma1 ard Gn1trter

THE HARRINGTON PUBLISHING co.
 OFFICE, 400 STATE STREET.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

There's lot of enterprise" in Ja- pan. Worshippers at Buddhist temples invariably wash their hands in 8 foun- tain at the entrance before making their supplications. Formerly the priests hung towels there. Now the merchants of Tokyo and other cities furnish the temples with free towels, reserving the privilege of printing their adYertisements on them.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18
UNCONCEALED.

"When do you expect ito begin work ing the miner"
 As soon as we get through with the public. Judge.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

Don't you think" suggested the old friend of the family. that you would do well to keep a watch on your son?" 'Impossible" replied young Callers father, "it wouldn't be long before he'd exchange it for a pawn ticket. Phil adelphia Press.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

First Man-How do you do?
 Second Man-Beg pardon, but you have the advantage of me.
 First Man-Yes, I suppose I have. We were engaged to the same girl; but you married her. Tit-Bits.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

This photograph Is silent" said the indignant tourist, who had deposited his penny, "Of course, responded the genial proprietor "all it contains is the Presidents explanation of the advance rnent of General Wood Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-04-18

"But,' asked the railway president what qualifications have you for the position of superintendent of construc- tion? Have you ever been in charge of a gang of track buil1ers?"
 No; but I managed a grand opera chorus once. Chicago Record Herald
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
FURIOUS HuMoR ON CHILD.
itching, Bleeding Sores Covered Body
Nothing Helped Her-Cutcura
Cures Her in Five Days.

after my granddaughter of about
seven years had been cured of the
measles, she was attacked about
fortnight later by furious itching and
painful eruption all over her body,
especially the upper part of it, forming
watery and bleeding sores, especially
under the arms, of considerable size.
She suffered a great deal and for three
weeks we nursed her every night,
using all the remedies we could think
Of. Nothing would help. We tried the
Cuticura Remedies and after twenty
four hours we noted considerable i'm
provement, and after using only one
complete set of the Cuticura Remedies,
In five consecutive days the little one,
much to our joy, had been entirely
cured, and has been well for long
time. Mrs. F., Ruefenacht, r. F. D. No.
3, Bakersfield, Cal, June Is and July
20, 1906"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

and had the other usual symptoms Of
kidney trouble-lassitude, headache,
pain in the back, urinary disorders,
rheumatic pain, etc. / have box con.
tanning IA gravel stones that passed,
but that is not one-quarter Of the
whole number. I consider Doan's Kid.
ney Pills fine kidney tonic"
For sale by all dealers. SO cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Poet in Training.
did you beat the carpet, dear?"
81 did," replied the poet
"And the stove pipe-have you taken
it DOWN."
II have"
That's dear! Now, go and dig in
the garden for exercise, and then you
may go to your garnet and write love
songs for groceries"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

three years that I had
kidney trouble I passed
2A pounds of gravel
and sandy sediment
in the urine. I haven't
passed a stone since
using Doan's Kidney
Pills, however, and
that was three years
ago. l used to suffer
the most acute agony
during a gravel attack,
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
Appreciated Publication.

II must say" remarked Farmer
Corntossel, that the Congressional
Record is the paper for me-"
You enjoy reading it?"
"No, can't say as l do. But like
the way it's edited. Rather than fill
up with divorce suits an murder trials
it suspends publication altogether"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
At a coIleqe Dinner.

How did our old classmate Jorkins
turn out?"
oh, he's the kind of man that's for
ever tied to his wife's apron strings"
i remember hearing that he had
married leading lady"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
Beyond Criticism.

why do you always insist on play
Ing difficult and unusual music?"
Because" answered Miss Cayenne,
1T is very improbable that any Of my
auditors will know whether 1 am per-
forming 1t correctly or not.''
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
Dr0 It

The food inspectors wife was look.
ing over her husbands note book.
George" she said, chow do you pro-
nounce the last syllable of this word
'butterine!'" '"The last syllable" the
inspector answered, is always SILENT
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Plan for Good Health! Take Garfield
Tea now; it regulates the liver and lsid.
neys. overconles constipation, purifies tha
blood and eradicates disease. It is maids
wholly of Herbs
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Some people think that it's never
too late to mend matrimonial mis-
take by applying for a divorce.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

The most heavenly pictures seen on
earth are men and women doing COM
mon loving kindnesses.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Even blind man can find trouble
without much difficulty.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

From the birds viewpoint single
bush is worth a dozen hands.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Instead of throwing stones people
who live in glass houses should grow
violets at dollar a bunch.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
PATENTS
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
I'll

List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson.
patent lawyers, Oil Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi: Nicholas E.
Brown, Marion, S. D., table; Almon j.
Gray, st. Paul, Mimi. grease cup;
John E. Jensen, Minneota, Mimi,
wrench; George F. Koenig, LIE Seuer,
Mimi, hosting device; John A. Linn,
Gayville, S. D., collar-fastener; George
E. Wilson and W. J. Frawley, Stillwa-
ter, Mimi, reheater; Arnold Wood
malfse, Woonsocket, S. D., straw
stoker
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Mrs. Wins1ow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, sofens the gums, reduces in.
namrlaton allayS pain. wind collie. Csc bottle,
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Carpet rags dyed with PUTNAM
FADELESS DYES will remain bright and
beautiful No trouble to use.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

No Change of Occupation.
"Halloa, Bilkins! Who are you
working for now"
Same people-a wife and five chill
dren."
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Usually a man who doubts the truth.
fulness Of ihe Bible has unlimited
faith in patent medicine almanac.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
CURED OF GRAVEL.
Net Single Stone Has Formed Since
Using Doan's Kidney Pills.

]. D. Daughtrey, music publisher, of
Suffolk, Va, says: During two or
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04
HIDES, FURs. pELTs.

Cow hides are worth 10c to lie per H.
horse hides 81 to 81 each, sheep pelts soc
to s1,b0. as to size Furs are very high.
especially Mink and MuslIrat. To get all
they are worth. ship to the old. reliable
N. w. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis MINI.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

No one ever regretted burying (;
SANDER.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

It's about all some people can do to
keep from being done.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

He darkens his own way who makes
light of the troubles of others.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-04-04

Every self-made man thinks other
men ought to borrow his pattern.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
IN CHEHALIS COUNTY
HAPPENINGS In ALL PARTS OF
The COUNTY.
nems of Interest From all Sections
Of Chehaiis County, Gathered BY
Aberdeen Herald Correspondence
and Cleaned From Our County
Exchanges.
MONTESANO

J. B. Kesterson is back again after
i7w weeks cruise out in the big timber.
Dr. f. G. Story has bought fine 200
acre farm just over the line in Mason
county.
Miss Genie Story returned Monday from
3 few days visit to Mrs. Eula Brown at
Aberdeen.
Andrew Lindstrom, OF Aberdeen, was
in the city Tuesday looking at some
property which he intends buying.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. Lougheed, of this city
went to Oakville Saturday, where they
were the guests Of Mr.. aud Mrs. 0. H.
Fry.
Mrs Eli Brumberg and Mrs. Beaumont
Apple went to Aberdeen Thursday to at.
lend reception given in that city by
Hrs. J. y. Morgan.
County Treasurer G. ]. Taylor was
called to bennington, Ontario, Tuesday,
to attend to family matters requiring his
presence at the old homestead.
The schooners Mary Dodge and Allen
a. are ia Port this week from Rodondo,
Gal. Both vessels will load at the Mon.
lesano Lumber & Mig. company's docks
ior Southern California points.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph Wagner, who
have lived for many years in the North
River country and recently sold their
ranch to S. NJ. Kegley, of Olympia, left
Tuesday on visit to their old home in
Ohio. This is their first visit east for IS
years and they anticipate a very enjoy
nble time.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14


Originality is not valued enough
among women.
How many girls schools teach 1t?
Are the principals not anxious, ON the
other hand, to turn out as many care
fully finished replicas Of the same
model rs possible?
And yet originality counts for more
than beauty. Men are the most con-
ventional creatures on earth in regard
to their notions of wOmankind, and
yet how soon the modern man tires Of
the type Of bud one sees by the dozen
in drawing rooms.
That reminds me Of story l read
once Of a mother who had a very
plain daughter she wished to marry
well. Realizing that the girl had no
chance compared with the other pref
ty girls in her set, she started out from
the very first to give her reputation
for originality, and to this end she
dressed her in q Paris frock of golden
brown null for her debut instead of
the traditional white.
Brown was the girls color, and the
oddly Of the thing made a hit From
that time on her reputation was made.
So much for being a little different
from other people.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
ELMA

Mrs. James Clancy returned Thursday
from visit at Montesano with her sister
Mrs. Clemmons,
J. 4. Calder, the Montesano real estate
man, was in Elma few hours Wednes-
day morning on business.
Miss Louise Reynolds left Thursday
Tor Olympia and Tacoma to spend week
With friends and relatives.
Luther Byles was slightly injured at
The White.Star camp Thursday by being
hit with flying chunk Of wood.
Mrs. Hugh Fleming left for Tenino
Wednesday to be the guest Of her daugh-
Ter, Mrs. ?, G. Kibbe for several days.
Joe Vance built an addition to his
house, and an automobile house on the
gsar OF his lois last week.
The firm Of Dunn & Dunn civil engin.
sers, of Seattle, WASH, were in Elma
Wednesday getting ia line to see about
laying the sewer system.
Inez Virginia Cox, aged 8 years 4
months and 10 months, daughter OF Mr.
and Mrs. w. l.. Cox OF Porter, died last
Tuesday, after an illness Of less than "a
hours.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
Wornan's Ways
The Woman Who Will NotShow
an Interest In Others Originality
Sure to Attract Attention = Be-
ware the Latest Color. :: :: ::

There are enough kinds of disagree
able people in this world to suit every
body" remarked the cynical woman.
The bachelor lifted his eyebrows.
Had any experience" he asked.
Eyes. You have heard, Of course, Of
my being made editor Of the Rainbow
Magazine. Well, If l do say SO, that is
rather an advance for me and some
thing one might be proud Of. When l
told my friends they all patted me on
the back and congratulated me most
heartily-that is, they all did but Mrs.
Disagreeable. l know she was sur
prised-more surprised than the others
perhaps-but she would have died
rather than give me the satisfaction Of
seeing any expression whatever on her
face.
"She merely said Abr in the same
languid tones she would have used in
answering question about the
weather, but her eyes said plainly,
'"Y0u can't get rise" out Of ME,
young woman, no matter what you
announce
"HOrrid thing!
Haven't you ever had an experience
Of that sort? You buy a new and ex-
pensive Paris hat and ask friend
what she thinks Of It. You know she
Is impressed; she can't help it; yet this
Is what she says: oh, Is that a new
hatT as If she thought It was your last
years rainy day one. you know"
The bachelor smiled. "Well, l can't
say have had the experience about
millinery" he said, but there Is a GER
tain friend who has known me from
boyhood, and your remarks translated
into the masculine certainly apply to
him. Yes, guess your type Of dis.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
HOQUlAM

VIM. Wood, a we'll known citizen oil
Raymond, was in the city over Saturday.
Quite number of local sports took in
the prize fight at Aberdeen Thursday
evening.
Mrs. w. F. Cooper and son left Satul-
day morning for Seattle, where they take
the boat Monday for Valdez, Alaska.
Chief Thos. Soule OF the fire depart.
ment, has been presented With a very
expensive watch by his aunt, Mrs. v. N.
Fensley.
Workmen broke ground last week for
the new residence to be erected by Sid
ney NJ. Heath, on the corner of j and
Fourth streets.
Mr.. and Mrs. Webb Graves left Friday
for Sheridan, Oregon, where they have
been called to the sick bed of Mr.. Graves
brother in.law, Lee Bogue. ".a
A telephone message Friday announced
the serious illness Of G. H. Pealer of Ell.
ma. Mr.. Pealer had a paralytic stroke
Friday and has since been unconscious.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
Napoleon Bonaparte.

showed, at the: battle Of Austerlitz, he
was the greatest Leader in the world.
Billiards. Snow Liniment has shown the
public it is the best liniment in the
world. A quick cure for Rheumatism
Sprains, Burns, Cuts, etc. A. G. Pitts,
Rodessa, La, says: II use Ballard'e
Snow Liniment in my family and find it
uneAcelled for sore chest, headache,
corns, in fact flor anything that can be
reache by a liniment." Sold by all
druggists. m
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
OAkVILLE

Eddie Ferron went to Lebam Tuesday.
G.s Kendall, of North river, was in
own Saturday.
Born, to Mr. and Mrs. Homer Watkins,
ason, Tuesday of last week.
T. B. Bell, who resides on farm near
his place, is reported seriously ill.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14

Arthur Fitzgerald and John Vosper
killed deer on Cedar Creek Saturday.
Allen johnson, who had been visiting
friends 10 town several days, returned 10
Ema Monday.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
A Fashion Hint.

don't know if this is the place for
fashion hint; but anyway, this is the
season.
If you can only afford one suit l beg
Of you don't have it Of the glaring
color craze Of the moment. What
have suffered this summer through be-
ing almost continually with a woman
whose main standby was a suit of
orange peel" brown no one will ever
know, and the craze for purple this
fall warns me that my eyes will be
made sore with tailor mades Of that
explosive tint worn morning, noon and
night regardless Of circumstances.
Keep the latest color shrek for after
noon wear at least, but not for mar.
keting or general living purposes, 1
beg. MAUD ROBINSON.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14

DISAGREEABLE PEOPLE.
agreeable person is a pretty common
one. 1t has only one good point. How
1t does take the cOnceit out of mel"
The cynical woman frowned. II
would rather keep my wholly innocent
and pleasant conceit ii you don't
mind" she replied.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-10-14
RESTORING Picture Frames.

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