davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04
a6zne notatN telegfddCzna.

yRelchtae" berihski uchwaIli
wczoraj ustanowienie urzedu sekreta-
RIA stanu dla spraw kolonii. Polacy,
centrum socyalisci glosowali pr1eciw
wnioskowi.
- WMannheim (NiemcV otWarto
wczoraj wielka wystawe sztuki / ogro-
dnictwa, urzadzona okazyi 800 rocz.
nicy za}ozenia miasta.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04
Dzis popotudnlu odbedzle sic W

- Dzis popoiudniu odbedzie sic W
sail rady miejskiei wielkie ,zgromadze-
ME Representative organizacyj obywa-
telskch celem zaprotestowania pre-
civ ukiadowi proponowanemu przez
czlonkow legislatury . prowincyi. kt6-
rzy przyrzekaja popierac sprawe samo-
rzadu miasta Chicago pod warunkiem,
by "a to Chicago przystaio ma znaczne
zmniejszenie liczby swych reprezen'
tant6w W legislature. Burmistrz sam
naywa to zadanie .bezczelnem".
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04
szedf do "a stopni. Dnia 29 maja,
1884 byi przymrozek.
Dorozkarka.

Dorozkarka.
Chicago posiada cd wczoraJ
"dor6zkarke." Niejaka Miss Mol
lie Mack, zawodu aktorka, ale
podobno posiadajaca wielkie do
swiadczenie W powozeniu, wczo-
raj udaia sic do biura klerka
miejskiego, wystaraia sic o Ii
cencye, otrzymaia odznake,
przypiawszy ia do swej jedwao-
nej bluzki, wyszla ratusza,
wsiadla ma koziei oczekujacej do
r6zki rozgladnawszy sic po uli'
cy, zachecaia przechodniow za-
pytaniami: "A cab, sir; a cabF
Udala sic potem dorozka do
teatru Colonial, tam otrzymafa
"pasazera" wiozia 60 do Pal-
mer House. Po drodze zatrzymaa
ia policyant, ktoremu musiafa sig
wylegitymowac, a potem juz bez
przeszkody peiniia swoj obowia-
EEK.
Zwr6cono jej uwage, ae musf
przystapie do uni dorozkarzy, je-
zeli ME chce sic narazac na nie-
przyjemnosci. Powiedziaia, &c ni-
gdy ME slyszaia podobnej Or
ganizacyi, ale rozwazy te spra'
we. Nalezy ona do trupy akto-
row przedstawiajacych obecnis
"Fifty minutes from Boston" w
teatrze Colonial. We dnie powo-
ri, wieczorami wystepuje W tea
trze.
Biura miejskie w nowym gma-
chu powiatowym.
Komitet finansowy rady mieJ-
skiej przedtozyl wczoraj komisa-
rzowi robot publcznych Hanber-
gowi plany rozkladu lokalnosci
najetych przez miasto W nowym
gmachu powiatowym ma czas roz-
bierania starego i 'budowania no
wego ratusza.
Otoz cnetralne ibiuro poilcyl-
ne, Department lokalnych ulep-
szen, departament zdrowia istra-
zy ogniowej miescic sic maja W
jakichs innych budynkach stoso-
wnie poIozonych, a W nowym
gmachu powiatowym nastepuja-
ce biura miejskie znajda pomie-
szczenie:
Ma 9 pietrze biura burmistrza,
robot publicznych, kontrolera,
rzecznika korporacyjnego i ko-
misyi egzaminacyjnej inzynier-
skiej.
Ma 10 pietrze biura departa'
mentu woody, miejskiego zakupy-
wanna miejskiego architekta.
Ma II pietrze biura pisarza
miejskiego, skarbnika, komisyi
budowy mostow przystani, ry-
sownictwa, kanal6w sciekowychs
podwyzszania torow kolejowych.
siuzby cywilnej, departamentu
budowy inspekcyi kottow paros
wych.
Sale rady miejskiej komisyf
wyborczej potrzebnemi innemi
ubikacyami pomieszczA sic row.
niez W jakims budynku prywat-
nym.
w sprawie tramwajow.
Prezydent Union Traction
CO.., John H. Roach, powrocil
wczoraj podrozy ma wschod j,
opowiedzial, re zamowii 1900 no !.
wych motorow elektrycznych
600 nowych wagonow tramwajo-
wych, ktore ma kazdy sposob
przed rozpoczeciem zimy W przy-
sziym roku oddane beda do uzyt-
ku publicznosci W dzielnicy pol
nocnej zachodniej. Zamowiono
tez rome inne materyaiy do no
wych urzadzef ma liniach W tych
dzielnicach.
---------O------
- Dzis popoiudniu odbedzie sic W
sail rady miejskiei wielkie ,zgromadze-
4 ox,so Axrln nhxyur
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

ME bedzie mogio bye zamkniete
w obec tejze, przeto zapewne da.
lei prowadzic sic je bedzie w obec
nastepnej grand jury. Byleby
skandal byi jak najwiekszy.
Kwestya prawna.
Niejaki Wincenty Rostowski
wniosl do sadu obwodowego po-
DAME O habeas corpus, w ktorem
kwestyonuje. waznosc ustawy ty-
czacej sic sadow dla maloletnich,
przyjetej przez Legislature ~
kwietnia 1899.
Jedenastoletni syn Rostowskie-
60, Jakob, zostal posiany przez
sedziego dla maloletnich, Juliana
w. Macka, do szkoiy poprawczej
Johna Worthy d. I9 maja b. r.,
bo oskarzony byi popelnienie
kradziezy. Ojciec chlopca utrzy-
mule, re sedzia ME mial jurysdy-
kcyi w tel sprawie, gdyz ustawa
tworzaca sadly dla maioletnich,
ktora weszla w zycie lipca 1899
sprzeciwia sic konstytucyi pod
wielu wzgledami, a zatem jest
niewazna. Ustawa ia bowiem po-
zbawia rodzicow praw przyro-
dzonych zagwarantowanych o.
bywatelom tego kraju konstytu-
eva. Ponadto odbiera obywate-
lom prawo, rowniez konstytucya
zagwarantowane, domagania sic
sadu przysieg}ych W procesach.
Natomiast dale ona sedziemu
wiadze posylania cudzych dzieci
do zakladow chociazby one ME
staly sic winnemi zbrodni lub
przekroczenia. Petent zaznacza,
ze on jego iona maja wszelkie
kwalifikacye do wychowywania
wiasnego dziecka i prosi sad, by
syna jego uwolnil re szkoly
Johna Worthy
Niespodzianka majowa.
Wczorajsza formalna zawieru-
cha sniezna byla niespodzianka
nietylko dla wiekszosci miasta
Chicago, ale takze dla urzedni-
kow biura meteorological, kto-
rzy jej ME przepowiedzieli. Jak
to zwykle W takich razach bywa,
"najstarsi obywatele" ME przy-
pominali sobie, by W maju taxi
snieg padal i azeby temperature
tax niska byla w tym miesiacu.
Many jednakowoz przed SODA
zapiski meteorologiczne Cd lat 81
robione mozemy zapewnic ma
szych czytelnik6w, re wielka
nadzwyozajnoscia ostatecznie ME
byIa wczorajsza "niespodzian-
ka" w tenn miescie. Zdaje sic
wprawdzie, re snieg ME padai
nigdy tax obficie, jak wczoraj, W
maju W tenn miescie: ale bywaio
nieraz zimniej. Wczoraj snieg
topniai padajac; W nocy wpraw-
die byi przymrozek i dis rano
zwlaszcza ma przedmiesciach, O.
gladac mona bylo krajobrazy
najzupelniej zimowe, a original
ME przedstawiaiy sic zwiaszcza
drzewa i krzaczki, ktorych ma
zielonych listeczkach rozwiJaJa-
cych sic paczk6w spoczywaiy ku-
leczki sniegu. Ale ostatecznie nal
nizsza temperature wczoraJsza
wynosila "a stopni wv nocy moze
81 lub 81. stopni). Tymczasem z
not. acknowledgement wynika'
ze mp. 2 maja 1875 roku tempera'
tura W Chicago opadia do 81 sto-
PM, a IA maja 1896, do 3a stopni.
w latach 1902, 1896 j 1894
snieg padal kilkakrotnie W ma
iu, chociaz prawdziwej 'zawieru-
ohy ME byfo.
Przecietna temperature maJo-
wa wynosi W Chicago (na pod
stawie 81 letnich spostrzezen)
y stopni. Najzimniejszym doty-
-. b,,t no; w rOkf1 ISS2:
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

Kto pozyczy pieniad2e ma properta
cd Hattermana, ten moze Eye spokOj-
ME.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

Me potrzeba sic troszczyc poay>
czke ma properta. Hatterman wan 1e1z
przyjemnoScis udzien.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

Jezeli chcecie zaciagnae nova pozy-
czke na vase properta to idzcie do
Hattermana-
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

Hatterman pozycza pieniadze ma 90
bre prop2erta. 1853 Milwaukee ave.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

Waterman dale najlepsze warunh
po4ycssiscym. 76s Milwaukee ave
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

Eatterman pozycza pieniadze ma do
bre properta. 76s Milwaukee ave.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

Hatterman pozycza pieniadze ma do
oFS properta 7sS Milwaukee ave.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-05-04

urzedowania obecnej grand jury
kohczy sic, sledztwo zapewne
ME bedzie moglo bye zamkniete
w obec tejze, przeto zapewne da.
lei prowadzic sic je bedzie W obec
nastepnej grand jury. Byleby
skandal byl jak najwiekszy.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
ALMOST A SOLID SORE,
Skin Disease from Birth-Fortune
Spent on Her Without Benefit
Cured Her with Cuticura.

81 have a cousin in Rockingham Co.
who once had a skin disease from her
birth until she was six years of age.
Her father had spent a fortune on her
to get her cured and none of the treat
ments did her any good. Old DR.. -
suggested that he try the Cuticura
Remedies which he did. When he COM
menced to use it the child was almost
a solid scab. He had used it about two
months and the child was well. I
could hardly believe she was the same
child. Her skin vas as soft as a baby's
without a scar on it. l have not seen
her in seventeen years. Put l have
heard from her and the last time I
heard she was well. Mrs. W. P. Ingle,
Burlington. N. c., June 16, 1906"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
THERE Is A REASON.
The Medical Times Explains Why
Doctors Oppose Patent Medicines.

The Medical Times for April in a
moment of frankness explains the
whole opposition of physicians to pat
ent" medicines which are taken with
oNt a prescription, in the following
words:
I'VE will hardly repeat here the
specific statement to the effect that
In M year $62, 900, 900 has been ex-
pended on patent medicines in the
United States. Enough to give every
practitioner in the country a yearly
income of $4,000. In the face of such
facts as these, all talk of love of hui
mainly, altruism, self-abnegation and
the like becomes cheap and nauseat.
ing. 1t appears to us that such bun.
combe should give place to homely
common sense"
Reliable authority states that the
gross amount of the patent medi-
cine business Is about $4,000, 900 in
stead of $62, 900, 900 but taking the
Medical Times figures as correct they
represent an outlay of considerably
less than 81 per capita for home medi-
cation. The cost of doctors fees ex.
elusive of medicines except such as
are dispensed for the same period,
probably was approximately $3.50, 000,-
600. This is reached by allowing an
average income of $4,000 to each Of
the $4,000 physicians in the United
States. Even allowing that a gross
business Of $50, 600, 900 is to be divid-
ed between $4,000 physicians the in.
come of each would not be increased
more than $40.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
FATE OF A REALisT.
Writes About a Haystack and a Field
Not Existing.

George Moore, the doyen OF the
irish realistic novelists, has a rather
curious manner Of speaking, every
now and then his words burst out Of
him in violent exclamation, says the
Saturday Evening Post.
He set out with young artists, VIII
Rothenstein and Walter Sickert, to
see the pictures in the Dulwich gal
lery. They rode on a street a
London suburb, growing very gloomy.
Then Rothenstein said: Were 60
Ing through Peckham now"
"Peckham?" cried George Moore.
1--WE must get down and look at Peck
ham! I've written a story about
P~eckham!"/
They got down and looked at Peck.
ham; they walked along dismal
streets and the air Of George Moore
grew more and more harassed. At
last he cried, 81 do not see that hay
stack and that field! There was a
haystack and a field in my story!
Where are they?"
luey Wdlheu dlOHB UlOTe ulSIldi
streets, and at last they came upon
a policeman.
George Moore stopped and said to
him: Gould you kindly tell me
where I a find a haystack and a
field?"
There aren't no 'aystack nor no
field in Peckham," said the policeman.
But there must be a haystack and
a field in ~Peckham!" cried George
Moore.
The policeman shook his head
stolidly.
George Moore tottered on a few
steps with a broken air, then threw
up his arms to the skies and cried in
a tone of anguish: THAT is the fate
of the realist! He writes a story about
a haystack and a field in Peckham and
there aren't any there!"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
REHEARSAL IN A CAR.
Professional Entertainer Was Almost
Too Successful.

"The other night, coming home in
the car" said the professional enter
tainer, II began to wonder If l could
bring tears to my W eyes as l do
to the eyes OF the other people. I
tried. I thought Of all the wrongs l
had committed, and felt sorry for peo-
Pile | had wronged. l thought of all
the mistakes l had made that other
people had profted by and pretty soon
the tears began to gather in my eyes
and roll down my cheeks.
Il forgot there were other people
In the COR who might notice me. Soon
a woman got up from across the car
and came to me.
"T see, SIR said she, that you are
in some trouble. Can l do anything to
help your
Lord bless you, no, madam l told
her, hastily wiping away my tears, i
am a professional entertainer and was
%practicing on myself. That's -"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
MADE A NEW FASHION.
Good Joke Played In Old Days on
WouId-Be F~ashionables

Old Camden, in his Remains" tells
q good story Of a trick played by q
knight upon a would.be fashionable
shoemaker. Sir Philip Calthrop
purged John brakes, the shoemaker
of Norwich in the time of King Henry
VIII, of the proud humor which our
people have to be Of the gentlemen's
cut. This knight bought as much fine
French tawny cloth as should make
him a gown, and sent It to the tailor's
to be made. John brakes, a shoe
maker, coming to this tailor's and see
ing the knights gown cloth lying
there, bid the tailor buy cloth Of the
same price and pattern and make 1t
of the same fashion as the knights.
Not long after the knight, coming in
to the tailor to be measured for his
gown, and perceiving the like cloth
lying there, asked whose 1t was.
John brakes, the shoemaker, who
will have it made of the self-same
fashion that yours is made Of" Then
make mine as full of cuts as the
shears will make it," John brakes
nau NJ time W 20 ior Ills gown iii
Christmas day, when he meant to
wear 1t. Perceiving the same to be
full Of cuts. he began to swear at the
tailor. Il have done naught but what
you bid me-" quoth the tailor, "for
as Sir Philip Calthrop's garment is,
ever so have I made yours" "By my
latchet!" auoth John brakes, 81 will
wear gentlemen's fashions
again!"-London T. P.'s Weekly.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
The Royal Road.

Struggling Author-Why, De Poesy,
how prosperous you look! Was your
last book Of poems a success?
De Posey-No-o, can't say that 1t
was.
published a popular novel, per.
haps?"
NO"
"Ah, then you have written a play.
l have always held that play writing,
while not the highest form of art, was
nevertheless"
81 have written no play"
you haven't? Where did these fine
clothes come from? How did you pay
for that handsome turnout"
II have abandoned literature and
am peddling clams.'-N. Y. Weekly.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
PRIVILEGES OF A GENTLEMAN.
Youngster Probably Will Change Ideas
in Course of Time.

There is a small boy in this town,
says the Baltimore American, the
son of a rather distinguished lawyer,
who has decided opinions on what
constitutes true aristocracy. One day
recently a friend called upon his
mother, and, while waiting for the
hostess, was entertained by the small
boy.
What are you going to do when
you grow up?" was the %stereotyped
question she ~propounded In the effort
to start the conversation
"Oh, I am going to smoke"
"Yes?"
And chew"
"Oh!"
And gamble"
Indeed"
"And swear"
Really"
And drink corn whisky"
And why r you going to do such
things?" asked the visitor aghast.
"Oh. all southern gentlemen do
them
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
JUNGLE BILLY" HAD PROOF.
His Reason for Knowing Jews Arc
1.-The Chosen People,"

In Macon, Ca, lives an old darkey
called Uncle Billy" who is ~janitor at
Mercer university. Whenever he is
BROKE" as is generally the case, he
creeps up to a student and says:
Honey, is yo' got a nickel?"
If the student replies negatively.
Uncle Billy will sniff disdainfully and
mutter: We'll, if you amt got a
nickel yo' sholy is a pore crittur."
Money obtained in this way goes
into a jackpot, for, although Uncle
Billy is a preacher, he is very fond of
poker, and e little games are
played On the campus back of the
main building.
There was a Jew in the college
named Steinau who had often
skinned" the old darkey, and Uncle
Billy was lusting after revenge. One
day his chance came, for in the first
deal he held four kings, and he de-
termined to fleece the Jew in a way
he would forget. A grim smile
wreathed his face as the Jew kept
raising him. Finally he remarked:
Look a here, honey, you has raised
me enough; Use gwine to call yo'."
The Jew laid down four aces, and
Uncle Billy's face changed to a study
worthy Of a Kemble's pencil. Never
again did he play Steinau. When
one of the students asked him why,
he replied:
Honey, de mo- l thinks about it,
de mo- I realizes de fack dat de Jews
am de chosen people OBJ de Lord
Lippincott's.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
WHY SHE WAS THANKFUL.
Littlo One Had Reason to Approve
Fathers Choice.

or the sisters OF a wellknown New
York family n Is married. She has
one little girl greatly petted by all the
aunts and subject to much advice
from all Of them. OF this last the lit
tie lady sometimes wearies, which
WEAKNESS on a certain occasion made
itself shown in the following reply
from her small ladyship:
Said one aunt: III you were my
child | should have you do thus and
thus" Said another aunt: Were you
my child l would do SO and So" The
remaining aunt made a similar re-
mark.
The little lady thought 1t high time
to express her W feelings. But
have" she said, always been so
thankful that papa married the sister
he did!"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
The Psychological Moment.

The fact that Priam was closeted
with the adjuster did not prevent Cas-.
sandra from dropping in to say that
she had told him just how it would be.
"She was all ! saved" murmured
the burnt-out monarch, jerking his
thumb at the retiring prophecies.
Say no MORE" rejoined the other.
We'll call the loss total. and II l could
make 1t any more than that, old man,
I'd do 1t, under the circumstances"
This incident shows the value of q
word spoken at the right time.-Puck.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
The Terrible Malta.

Neither the Naples Camorra, the
Paris Apaches, nor the Black Hand Of
America is the most powerful and ter
rible secret society in the whole
world, in spite of the narrowing de-
tails of their CHASTITY work. The palm
must go to the Malta, which fiourishes
in Italy, and has done so for more
than 300 years. This society, which
works SO swiftly and silently, yet so
surely, was founded in Sicily for pro-
lection against the injustice Of foreign
rulers.-London up. T. O."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
One Point Of View.

1t al the desire of a teacher in a
negro school to impress upon the
minds Of the youths the benefits de-
rived at Tuskegee and other seats of
learning for the ambitious negro. One
day, in closing a brilliant discourse ON
this subject, in which Booker T. Wash.
ington was set forth as q criterion,
she said to one little boy who had evil
IDENTIFY heard not a word of her talk:
Now 'Rastus, give the name Of the
greatest negro?"
The answer was surprisingly forth
coming-"Joe Gans!"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
"soap Bubble Hanging from a Reed.

"5oap Bubble Hanging from a Reed"
Our life is but a soap bubble hang
ing from a reed; 81 is formed, expands
TO It's full size, clothes itself with the
loveliest colors Of the prism, and eyen
escapes at moments from the law OF
gravitation; but soon the black speck
appears in It and the globe Of emerald
and gold vanishes into space, leaving
behind 1t nothing but a simple drop
OF turbid water. All the poets have
made this comparison, It is so strik-
Ing and so true. To appear, to shine.
to disappear; to be born, to suffer and
to die; is 1t not the whole sum Of
life, for a butterfly, for a nation, for q
star?-Henry Frederic Amiel.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
Wanted an EXCUSE.

what do you take when you're
coming down with a cold?"
whisky"
wife object?"
Certainly not. She doesn't want
me to be sick?"
"One more question"
"Well?"
whats the easiest way to start a
cold."-C@eveland Plain Dealer.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
Jumpers.

IT want to look at some Of your
Jumpers said the workman, entering
the department store.
Frog department, sixth floor, cen.
ter isle" replied the fioorwalker, tap,
ping his teeth with his pencil
Yonkers Statesman.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
Too Strenuous.

my son tells me you've discharged
him." said the Office boys mother,
land l think that's strange; you ad-
vertised for a strong boy, and he's
certainly"
Hes too strong, madam" inter-
rupted the employer. in the single
day he was here he broke all the rules
of this Office and some of the furni.
ture."-Catholic Standard and Times.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
Why Kangaroo"

Kangaroo is a queer word. 1t
means II don't understand" in the
tongue Of the Australian aborigines.
When this strange animal vas first
beheld by Europeans they inquired of
the aborigines What is its name?"
And the puzzled reply gave the animal
its name.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12

disease and
rheumatism laid me
off and on for
ten a Awful
started from
the kidneys and
C o r W n
through my limbs.
l sought the best
medical treatment
but in vain, and
when / began using
noan'c Kiduav piI1o
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
Strains at a Gnaf.

The dean Of Westminster has re
fused to admit a memorial tablet
which was dedicated to Herbert
Spencer into the abbey on the ground
that he was not orthodox in his
Christian belief.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12

| was walking with two and suf-
fering continual pains, headaches and
sleepless nights. improved quickly
and after taking three boxes felt bet
ter than / had for Is years. The eff
fects have been lasting"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
Chance Not to Be Missed.

One day the office boy went to the
editor of the Soaring Eagle and said:
There is a tramp at the door, and
he says he has had nothing to eat for
six days"
Fetch him in said the editor. III
we can find out how he does it we al
run the paper for another week."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12

President Jordan to Lecture.
President Jordan, Of Stanford uni
versity, CAL, is on his way to Aus
tralia and New Zealand, where he will
lecture before the colleges of the
Antipodes on the American university
system.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12

To prevent that tired feeling on
ironing day-Use Defiance Starch
saves time-saves labor-saves annoy
ance, will not stick to the iron. The
big 16 OF. package for 10c, at your
%grOcer's,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
Damage.

"Do you believe that water in
stocks does any great harm?"
"Well." answered Mr.. Dustin Stax.
'swater in stocks, combined with the
sunshine OF publicity, is responsible
for q great many faded regulations"
-Washington Star.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12

The greatest cause OF worry on
ironing day can be removed by using
Defiance Starch, which will not stick
to the iron. Sold everywhere, 16 or.
10c.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12
its name.

By following the directions, which
are plainly printed on each package Of
Defiance Starch, Mems Collars and
Cuffs al be made just as stiff as de.
sired, with either gloss or domestic
finish. Try it. 16 OF. for 1Oc. sold by
all good grocers.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-12

Defiance Starch is the latest inven.
ton in that line and an Improvement
on all other makes; it is more eco
nomical, does better work, takes less
time. Get it from any grocer.