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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-06-17
LOCAL FLASHES

sunday Musical prearams
The Plymouth church at THIRD
sy and University 81. has prepared
strong musical programs to be
siYeu sundays Elijah Was kiven
yesterday. next Sunday The Sow.
eu Words viii b rendered. and
the Sunday following The Holy
city"
Chinese Boy Arrested
Ssyenteen Yearold iiin Chung. a
Chinese boy, who Il a grandson OF
CHA Gee Hoe. a pioneer Of the
coast, vas arrested last niEht for
stealing flowers frum the yard ~
g. y. Converse. 1909 Cherry a. The
hoy Was recognised az hosdquar.
tiers by CHA Gee uaW. a Chinese
merchant while the lad Was tFYinK
% paaa himself off for An indian
10 WAS taken 10 tho coanty Jail
thta morning.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-06-17

Sc 8 Marsh. Of tho bureau 81
fisheries. department. 1T commerce
and labor. Is IN Seattle en- route "a
Alaska to investigate tho fishing
interests Of the north.
va Green ~ as = 81 was arrest
81 this morning for threatening 90
shoot hiu Htfa. and was taken 90
the Seattle police Headquarters
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30
ARAPA4o ADVICE

j. w. Lawton edits the Arapaho
Bee IL ems to be busy bee, be-
5aoso. .sls;t sss+br has considerable
Time after getting up a good country
weekly to advise his more pretentiQus
Republican, brethren.
10 The current issge, after having
made q speeth on what the party OF
his faith might De able 10 DO in the
future. be- adds this rather peppery
morse Tor the advance guard of Re
publican editors 90 DO with as they
wlli
Sow comes George Outceb and
Cash Cade md get cagsht In the
drasnet concerning the Kic6apoo in
vesaeauon Then we wonder why
the Republican paHy doesn't stand
better with the pe,ple Too many
poker players on th'i front seat
Oi use we are eorsy that one
brother ol te opposite faith should
SO 8 eply wound tine vanity Of another
H0'her but there IS mo denying the
fact that q inan could De q politician
oud mot a poker player
However it IS not our battle j
the Repabl an lihe 20 discuss theh
fairs m pblic. 81 is well FOR out
sidefs 90 he mere SPECTATORS ana ne
Iep 10 offer advice
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Yen ago every reader of O news
pap W aware of the Savannah
scandal Wherein Captain Oberlu
Carter ln c0Eas'on with Greue and
Gayuor cOnu FACTORS, deIauded the
30 ument of many millions of dol-
las Ihe reHlera also know CHAT
Captain Carter after trial that .ast-
a SOME yeais. was sentenced 90
spend years % prison aud that
ne aas served his sentence and been
iree some years.
Ile court of hst resort has lust
passed sentence ON Greene and CAV
nor Theg Hed lo Canada end it took
Hfc gean to ecl them back to Amar-
ca phey took their deht against e2-
tradition % The very hns of ENGLAND.
lhcy penf milimus 90 beat tne ENDS
ef Justice and n0w almost broken in
mind. alth and destitute ol hope
Trey ara sentenced 10 prison and their
hopo 0f freedom ie ended.
1hei breaking ol law was in p
decde when me rlhlic ulnd MAS not
so fo hly directed against law
breaking CarH iug tlcir case down
lhloueh tbe couts of tWo great nC
Uoun thcy eutr prIsou ai time
nhoo Ie ru6i'c h determined CHAT
ia ud au be upr pe and they
eu hafc no nope of liberty aayo
tluong ihe SERVING ol tho sentence
Tiles lived ior aetelory aud gam
ara thy eud iheir careers iu misery
and disace
auah is lhe nud uf who so strives i0
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case Of Catarrh that can
not be cured By HATS Catarrh Cure.
u " CHENEY & CO. Toledo, o.
We. the undersigned, have known
y j Cheney for the last Is years, and
believe him perfectly honorable i'm an
business thansac ions and financially
able 10 carry ont any obligations made
by his firm WALDING, KINNAN q
MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, To
ledO. o.
Falls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
aud mucous surfaces OF the system.
Testimonials sent free. Price 75c.
per bottle Sold by an Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Blaine. w IT, Bowdre OF Watonga.
Dewey; W. 6. Smith of Selling.
Garfield. CD D. NJ. Porter Of Enid
Kingasher: Harvey Utterbacb OF
Ringdsher
Lincoln: James Lockwood McIoud /
Logan. C3} j. S. Shear and W II. !
Chappefl of Guthrie. and Dr. Her.
bert d. stagner Of Coyle
Major: Joe Sherman Of Estelle.
Noble. Chas. Frasier Of led Rock.
Oklahoma (D G. G.. Jones OF Oklalo-
ma City end c. r. Day Of Edmond.
Okmulgee: " c. McAdoo OF Okmul-
geo.
Wagner: A. n oreutt OF Coweta,
Pictorial.
Alfalfa & Grant: j. p. Evans OF
Pond Creek
Garfield & Kinghsher: Eugene A.
Wauous of Enid
Democrats in the Senate.
Tirst j. S. Morrison, Of Hooker
and A. u. Agee Of Putnam
Fourth: Frank Mathews OF Mangum.
Fifth Thomas Moore of Olustee.
sixth. CO. r. a. 3illups of Cordell
and j. j. Williams of Weatheuord.
Eight. Gogldng of Enid.
Ninth. (2) Edmond Brazell Of Ia
mont and Sylvester soldani Of
Ponca City.
Tenth Henry S Johnson Of Perry.
Eleventh. Clarence Eavis OF Btiatow.
Thirteenth: NJ. f. Eggerman of Shaw
nee. S. A. Corden Of Chandler
/ Fourteenth: (2) Roy Stafford Of Ok
lahoma city, and w. H. Johnson OF
/ Calumet
Fifteenth: 90 Geo. o. Johnson Of Ft.
Cobb aud L. K Taylor Of Chickasha.
/ Seventeenth; (2) j. Elmer Thomas,
OF Lawton, and d. NJ. Smith, Of
/ Duncan
Eighteenth: C2) J. @. Graham OF
Marietta and ]. G. Little of Sui
phur.
Nineteenth: (2) r. p. Wynne Of
Lexington and H. s. Blair OF Katie.
Twentieth: u. f. Meminger of Atoka,
and Jesse II. Matchett OF Meade.
Twenty-hrst: E. T. Sorrels Of Milton.
/ TWnty-second: ii. ii. Holman OF We
tumka.
! Twenty-fourth: w. T. Stewart Of
~ Sers.
Twe,fty-hfth: W. N. RedWins Of Ne
AlosteF..
Twenty-sixtb: W. NJ. Franklin Of Ma
din.
lTweaty-sevonth: (2) e. e. Brook OF
NIuskogee and Campbeh Russell Of
Warner
Twonty-elghtb: DR.. P c. conn OF
Cans.
rwenty.nintn: ], NJ Keys OF Pryor
Creek.
Thirtieth: e. NJ Landrum, OF Tale
Quah.
/ Thirty.hrsG ]. p. Yeager Of Tulsa.
| Thirty-thlrd: j. II. Strain OF Wan1
Republicans in the Senate.
| Third: A. o. Updegraff OF Fair Val
ley.
/ Seventh. r. s. Curd Of Aline.
Twelfth: Harper S. Cunningham Of
Guthrie.
| sixteenth: Emory d. Browulee OF
Kmghsher.
/ Thirty.second. II. 70. P. Stanford OF
Okmulgee.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

I'ro'l lhe Blunton Ind Banner:
when tired ou'. 30 home When
you want consolation go home Whom
you want fun. go home When YOU
want to show others that you have re-
formed. SO home and let your family
.et acquainted with the fact When
you want to show yourself at your
hest go home and do the act there
When yol feel ike being extra liberal
80 home and practice ON your VITO
and children FIRST When You want I'd
hhie with extra bullimcy so home
and Light up ne whole household
TO which we would add when YOU
have a bad cold 80 homo and take
Chambe'iains Couch Remedy and q
quick cure Is certain For sale by
G. r. RenfrO
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

iho newspapers throughout The
state approve of the banking act that
hes blt recently pas cd the legislative
ho e5 snd received the signature of
fhe governor
Ihe country Wcekiies over the state
Gifer on all other measures that have
received approval Dy the officials OF
the Ffate hut only in two Instances
daFe there been notes of disapproyal
ara n these tSo cases doubt Is eX.
pressed o qpn statement 10 ene
9nai the measure q not good Tor ali
concerned
rA- greatest proof oi the general
ieae Sd Tho measufe effectiveness
coMes 4ela iAe aanAs alone thf south
ine koNsas fnes bankers open
81 assert lutt taHt aH oi uoar}
H|... ..|
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

The state capital actually deNands
that we specify each case and time
WHOM 1T misrepresented on lied about
Democrats li we we've able 90 sup
port an hundred page paper ~e might
comply with the mand. AS near as
we can come to satisfying the ola
prevaiicator Is TO say that whenever
and wherever il mentioned g Demo-
cfat cditorially it either lied or was
gicl, bscause a did NOT dare 10 do so.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30
@ o 6 G o o G C G @ @ c % G c o
@ @
G PERSONNEL or FIRST G
9 STATE LEGISLATURE. c.
. Q
@ @ G 6 G G @ O o Q O @ g Q O Q
pemoerat. ln the Hause.

Democrats in the House.
Adalr: i. l.. Rider OF Stuwen
Atoka r. M. Railey Of Atolya.
Beokham Geo. G. Whitohurst Of
Sayre.
Bryan: 90 A. f. Ross OF Durant and
j. H Baldwin OF Sterrett
Caddo. C2) Frank stephens OF Apa-
che and @. G.. Fisher OF Hinton.
Canadian. m b. Cope OF ~ Reno.
Carter. CD Leo Harris Of Ardmora
and J Il. MeCants of Newport.
Cherokee; J. L. Manus Of Tahlequah.
Choctaw: w A Armstrong Of Bos-
we'll.
Cimarron; Frank L. Casteel OF Jus.
censor.
Cleveland: 7 Vandaveer OF Noble.
Coal, q w. ONeal of Oconee.
Comanche j. Roy Williams OF Law
ton
Craig: T. J. Hobby Of Blue Jacket.
CIecN. W ~ Stone uf Keller.
Custer: Howell Smith Of Thomta.
Deleware; L. p. Smith OF Grove.
Ellis Elmer j. Jesse Of Gage
Garvin. CD w M. Lindsey Of Elmore
aud Wm. Tabor Of Hart
Grady (2) Hooert NJ. Johnson OF
Minco, and A. s. Riddle Of Chicka-
sha.
Garfield: co A. Fl. Ellis Of Orlando
! Grant; J. ~ Smith Of Manchester.
( Greer: ~ G. ". Briggs OF Granite,
and DIT. Pendergraft Of Hollis,
/ Harper: j. W. burst of supply
HASKELL ed D. Boyle Of Chant
Hcehes Edward Swengle 0f Wetum-
ka
Jackson: W. %. Banks OF Hess.
JEFFERSON: Chas London Of Hastings.
Johnston W. IT. Murray Of Tisho.
mingo.
/ Kay CD Logan Hawkins OF IonNaWa
and @ r. Brown of Braman.
Kiowa: (2 ]. Z. Armstrong Of Ho-
bart aud J Fluilner OF Maniton.
Latimer james T.. stiyers OF Wilbur.
I ton.
re Flore Cbas. Broom OF Bradeh.
! Liucoln CD H. NJ. Jarrett of Stroud
Love j. r.. McCalla Of Marietta
Marshall; II S. p Aehby Of Sinnson.
! MayeE. III NJ Butler OF Pryor Creek.
Murray: N. Turner OF Davis.
Muskogee: (2) A. j. snelson OF
ONah and Fred B Bransom OF
Aush9see
McCmian VIM IT Harrison Of Bo-
k0hom2.
I McCloin; Thomas @ Whts0n of Pur.
CELL
Mc'ntosh w 3. Beck o. Fawn.
/ howaa; Bert TMotson of NOwata
/ IOuowa: A. ID Martin Of Miami.
. .f'HIH.rn.rc ~
/ Okemah.
City and A. T Early Of Oklahoma
City and w H. Ross of Edmond.
Usage: =. B. Deyrerle Of Romons.
/ Payne. P A. Ballard OF Coyle.
poutotoc Frank Huddleston OF Ada.
/ pouaWatomle (8) Milton Bryal,
Shawnee W. 7. Durham 0f Te.
cumsah and w s.. Carson OF Asher.
paVnee. William Murdock OF Balston.
diaaols and j. L. Hendricison OF
Quinton
/ Pusumataha: Ben Williams or Finley.
Rogers. John 4. Tandy Of Chelsea.
/ Roger Mills: Joseph PasChal of Ran
ldn.
! Sequoyah: Winchester Allen OF Sail
saw
. Seminole. } 3. Castain OF Little.
stephens: w. b. Anthony Of Marlow.
4 Tnlman. n. r. King OF Davidson
Tulsa. c. l.. Holland OF Tulsa
Texas: %. j. Earl of Gcodwell.
|. Washmgton. a. i. Vandayenter OF
lmnlesville
Washi.a. pa,id Smith OF Corden.
+. Woo6 w. H. Abbott of Alya.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

That lorss OF yours. flow maoh
better be win look with new dress
u harness. See Calvert at l1s WeEt
Oklahoma
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30
euRroR0 OPENS cav oFFlce.

judge j. a Burford has opened q
law office at Jos ~ East oklahoma
ayenue He has suite of rooms in
the rooms formerly occupied by the
secretary of the board of agriculture.
The judge finds private life quite
ongenial after his many years la the
judicial harness
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30
Weak
Kidneys

Weak Kiintys surely point % weak kidney
Nerves Iho Kidneys, like tho Hort ana tho
stomach hud their sealmess not in tha orran
ITSELF hlt In tno nerves that CONTROL ana guide
nnd strengthen them. DR. shoops Rcstoutta IS
y medicine specifically prepared 60 raoh thoss
controlling nerves. TQ dortor ne kidneys alone.
Is futile. lt Is waste Of time. and oi money sa
wen
II your back aches or Is weak n the urine
fealds orisdarf and STRONG. II you have sympioma
oi hrighs or other distressing or dangerous kid
ney disease rs pr shoo3'a RostomtYea month";
Tablets or Ai1ud--anl 80 what it can aud Wiz
DO ioI yoa. Drlgglt Tocomreod and sen
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30
the REVERSAL OF The CASE.

It is usually the man of the family
who appears before the bar of justice
90 answer DO the crime OF drunkenness
M Oklahoma City saturday Mrs a.
r. Bruce was arraigned ou that charge
and was released ON the pleading5
of her folryear-old son The father
mid her hne.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Gus Anderson has Just received a car
load OF New State -four and min feed,
made by tho Kremlin mills. KremAn.
Okla Try a.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Statehood Prociamatiou ls sure.
We want city property we can sell
on lnsullments. List yours. G ID.
Foster. the land nlan. Phone 1893.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Our stock Of STOVES is now com
plete, we can upply you with any
thing you want In the stove h7e
Dav Brothers. 117 West Harrison.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Going 90 build2 Yesl Wen you
Will mad anything IN building material
at the Arkansas I.plElsr CO., sTea -
ESoG tTcatzzexr.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

OIL VINO did that swell fob Of
plumbing Tor yon7 Why The Guthrie
Plumbing and Heating Co They have
always done the best wGgk for mel
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

LOUIS BRAND COFFEE -four
GRADES green package zoe red pack
age g5c, yellow package 30c pink
package 35c
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

on Charhel Let's 30 dOwn to the
Patterson Furuitsre CO. TO set ouT
fnrniture They have such a large
stock 90 select from.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Are you hungry? If so go to Eds
Place, corner Oklahoma and First.
He serves the best short orders in
town.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Tho sldn Is beauulod perfumed
protected by Satin skin powder 25c.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30
N0rTCn no sUBsCRIBEl(s.

NOTICE TO 8UbsNAlbhito.
IN the event Of delivery bsing I'm
purlact. o. papers being rolled, twist.
cd or mutuated, -uhscrlbors are urgeo
70 make immediate complaint % tae
business orice In person, by 'pbone
o. by mail
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

sAV0RY SEAMLESS 8ELF BAsT-
INC ROhsTERs ARE THE EEsT
NRDf ON SALE At EMIL 4.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

There is nothing better offered the
public toiay for stomach troubles
dyspepsia. indigestion. etc, than
kODOL This is a scientific prepl-
ration of natural digestants combined
Nith vegetable acids ana IL contains
the same juices found in every healthy
stomach KODOL is guaranteed 10
give reilef Il IS pleasant TO take; IL
wiz make you feel ine by ilgestiHs
what yon cnt Sold by C X keniro
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Washington News Bureau--isasa. S..
6. e.
Eastern Anency--W. .. W2fdl %
Trihgre Bldg New York.
Chicago Qiiice--c. a. Williams
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

MONDAY. DacEMBnR 30 1904
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

The Oldest knd Desl No subFti
tutes. Pure drugs. Our prescription
department is the best 81 city. Ren
tro's Drug store
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

DeWitts Kidney and Bladder Pills
Afford qulcs relief for all forms Of
kidney and bladder trouble A week s.
treatment 25c Sold by @. r Renfro.
Phone No ! IN tiI1e and you Will
never miss your train Baggage
quickly carried. Royal p. p. and
Cab Co
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

MENIlea on ASSOCIATED PREsa
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30
che LEADER
~ LESLIE c. NIaLAcK.

Published every afternoon from
Th Ihader bulding. t97 West aarri.
son avenue. and entered at the Guth-
rle posonice ne Second Class Matter.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

A STRICTLY FIRST GLASS s CT
CIGAR LAY ONf uNloN MApF
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-12-30

Muskogee made four bootleegers a
Christmas present ny sending them 10
jalL
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-30
Emperor Francis Joseph.
Interesting Career and Long Reign of the Ruler Austria
and Hungary
and Hungary.

sued the proud emperor of Austria as
a hunter stalks his prey. From that
terrible day when his brother Maxi
milan. deserted by Louis Napoleon,
who had made him emperor Of Mexico.
was shot down like felon by the SOL
diers of JuareZ and the Empress Car
lotta came home maniac Francis Jo-
seph has been man of SORROWS. ac-
quainted with grief His cousin, the
Archduke Salvador, ran off to sea.
preferring the life of a common sailor
to the exactiOns of the severest court
in Christendom, and never was heard
OF again. His only son, the Grown
Prince Rudolph, committed suicide in
1889 as the result of an unfortunate
love affair. Then came the crowning
stroke of misfortune The Empress
Elizabeth, adored by high and low as
the imperial embodiment Of all the
virtues, was assassinated by an an
archist during visit to Switzerland
nine years ago this fall More recent
~ the scandalous elopement Of the
crown princess of Saxony, who was an
Austrian archduchess, reopened the
emperor's heart wounds. He has we'll
been called 1.-The modern King Lear
The tragic death of Macmillan was
the one incident in his eventful career
that the emperor was unable to forgive.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-30
pS.iance of the Office force is the big
Bill'' and the Kaiser Wilhelm H. is
Billy TWo.-NeW York Tribune.
The MUssULMANs.
They Are Not Easily Disturbed While
Saying Their Prayers.

They Are Not Easily Disturbed While
Saying Their Prayers.
When saying his prayers the true
Mussulman is not easily disturbed.
Hans Doering. in his account of his
travels in Chinese Turkestan, writes:
ut is an interesting sight to see a
Mussulman perform his devotions.
Through the piece of glass in my pa
per window | saw the interpreter
spread his carpet in front of his house
just opposite the one In which was
living. His wife and child sat quite
close to him talking loudly with some
visitors. bu. this did not in the least
disturb the old man at his devotions.
"In spite of the noise the melodious
chanting of the Koran was quite au-
dible. The worshiper kotowed several
times and cried Allah. Allah. Allah.'
then for awhile stood reverentially
clasping his hands crosswise upon his
breast. after which he joined in the
conversation.
His wife then went through the
same performance. doing exactly the
same as her husband. This they do
every morning and evening whether
there are friends with them or not
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-30
AN ALL DAY CIGAR.
The Kind Smoked by Tribe Of South
American Indians.

The Kind Smoked by a Tribe Of South
American Indians.
Cigars q foot and a half long. which
are made for one days smoking. are
shown in the American Museum OF
Natural History With them is d hold
er which looks like a tuning fork and
is large enough to be used for pitch
ing hay
Far up the Rio Nigra. tributary OF
the Amazon, two explorers made a col
lection of articles for the museum.
The Indians there made cigars eight
cen inches long and as big around as
a childs arm. One of these cigars is
too much for any ease loving man tc
clasp. so the Indians put the fragrant
roll between the tines of fork two
and half feet long. stick the sharp
end of the handle into the ground at
q convenient distance from their ham
mocks and take a puff from time to
time as they sway lazily backward
and forward
There are many other picturesque
articles in the collection. which was
made during a three months journey
from the coast The material is of the
highest value. and nothing like it has
been seen except Il few articles in a
German museum.-New York Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-30
Blindness of Conceit.

Ever notice the density of a con-
ceited persona asked business man.
ITO me that's the most striking thing
about such an Individual Maybe he
has some qualities that justify his
good opinion of himself, and maybe
not. He's dense just the same and
the proof of it is that he doesn't realize
how be impresses his associates I'M
pleasantly If the average conceited
man had the least idea of the handi-
cap under which he is laboring he'd
shed it mighty quick. But he hasn't.
and it's impossible to drill it into him.
He's the modern human ostrich. with
his head stuck into the sand. so far
as any recognition of his disa greeable
trait is concerned" New York Press
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-30
STEAMSHIP NAMES.
The Way They Are Shortened In the
Companies Offices.

The Way They Are Shortened In the
Companies Offices.
No matter how long or difficult OF
pronunciation may be the name of a
steamer. the passenger agents and
clerks of the various steamship lines
make an effort to be correct in using ii
when selling tickets to customers DC.
casionally they make slip of the
tongue and call the steamer by the
nickname used in the Office when pas
sengers are not around. The steamers
Of the Atlantic Transport line. the Min.
neapolis. the Minnetonka and the Min.
nehaha. are referred to generally as
the 'Minnies." Individually the Min.
netonka is called the "Tonk" and the
Mesaba the "Mes." The Red line Va.
derland is called Father" the Finland
the Elm and the Kroonland and the
iceland the "Kroon" and the Zee re.
spectively. The prefix ST. is dropped
when reference is made to the ST.
Paul; the St Louis is called ''Looie'
and the Philadelphia is called the
"Phillie.'' The North German Lloyd
liner E.aiser Wilhelm der Crosse. in. the
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-30
Our Names Lack "Color,"

At an early period. and indeed well
toward the beginning Of modern his
tory, proper names told something as
to paternity. occupation and habita-
ton. Today they are quite colorless.
A new Ulysses would no longer be
Laertides. No Peter indicates that he
is the son Of Paul. A Carpenter or a
Weaver is likely to be lily fingered
stockbroker. Even the place names.
complains the Nation, have pretty
much disappeared. except in the case
Of nobility. and since the average gen
tie family has not for years lived on
its titular estates or perhaps has had
none at all our new Gastons de Folk
give us a name as sapless as John
Jones.-London Chronicle
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-30
TESTED HIS LOGIC.

John Seemed to Make His Point, but
Missed the Chicken.
The old couple We're eating their frs.
meal with their son after his return
from college.
''Tel! us. John" said the father
what have you learned at college,"
ooh. lots of things said the son al.
he recited his course of studies
Then he concluded. II also studied
logic
Logic" said the old man. What il,
that?''
'It's the art of reasoning" said tn.
son.
THE art of reasoning?'' said the ia
Their. What is that. my boy?''
Well" replied the son. 'let me give
you q demonstration. How many
chickens are on that dish. father?''
1.-Two said the old man.
''Well," said John. II can prove
there are three Then he stuck his
fork in one and said, THAT is one. ism.
it,"
yes said the father.
"And this is two?'' sticking his forl
in the second
Yes replied the father again
well, don't one and two make
three? replied John triumphantly
swell, l declare" said the father
''you have learned things at college
Well. mother" continued the old mar
to his wife. Il will give you one of thu
chickens to eat. and I'll take the other
and John can have the third How /:
that John ?''-Judge.