Arizona republican., 1907-11-10

 searches of Territorial Fair Com mitteeD
 Tn Manidgement of tn Territorile Fair seZ at if it ain't tn Most Sux- ess of any of tn other Fairs at it won't be their Folt. They is goin' to be more Race Horses an Faster Wuns an more Chickens an Fatter Wuns at lays more Aigs an they's goin' to be more Cattel an Bigger wuns an more of Everything at was ever got together in wun Congregashun in Arizony. They's goin' to be New Attrackshun, tn Bass Ball Turney- ment which tn Fair Othorties sez is alone worth tn Price of Admishun.
 Tn Manidgement sez they's only wun Fly in its Ointment an he is Mister Jistenuffsky. which has charge of tn Wether Burro in Arizony. Tn Manidgement sez to each otherns. Now. we done all we can. We won der what Jistenuffsky's goin' to do. We don't jist like tn way he's been Sashayin' around here fer tn last 3 or days. It's possible at he's a layin' fer tn Fair an at tn Last Mo- ment he's fiXin' to bring all our La bers to Not. l gess We better Appint d Committy to wait on this here Mis- ter Jistenuffsky an git Plane State ment fun him in Black an White in to his Intenshuns toards tn Fair
 Tn Committy it calls on Mister an hands him a Cigar an h al IaItH f,f hnxRr Fambly is a gittin' Along. an Finely wun of 'em he Cashuly Menshuns at tn Fair is goin' to be a Howlin' Sux- ess if they can git tn Rite Kind of Wether. Mister Jistenuffsky he switches tn Conversashun off an sez at he don't b'leeve they is goin' to be no War between this country an tn Japaknees. Wun of tn Committy he Cautiously remarX at if tn Track don't git wet no more he thinks at Daniel Patch'll Lore tn Worlds Pacin' Reckerd a second or so an he asts Mister Jistenuffsky if he don't think it'd be q good thing fer FeeniX if Dam iel Patch would do sich Honor to tn town as that, an if he don't think it would coz a Advance in tn Price of
 
 shun to F'eeniX.
 Mister Jistenuffsky sez at he ain't thought much about 1t an at he's been mostly Intrusted lately in Secre- tary Taft's Movemence. He sez at they been Keepin' him Jumpin' Side Wage. First he heers at he's goin' On around tn world an then at he's Comin Back. He sez though at he's jist heard at tn Secretary's goin' on accordin' to his Orignle Intenshuns fer he's jist learned at tn Roote acrost Ashay an Yurope has been made Pas sable. He was informed by tn For of Rushy at he'd have tn Sibeeryun Ralerode Ballusted an Braced up some more an tn Governments of France an lily rote him at if he Roote at they'd have tn Mont Senee Tunnel enlarged to tn Proper Size.
 Wun Committyman he whispered to We don't seem to be git tin Mister Jistenuffsky to Commit Hisself about tn Wether fer next week. Less appeel to his Locle Pa tritism." Tn othern he sez all rite. an then tn first Committyman he seZ to Mister Jistenuffsiy, 'Tt would be a Crate Advertisement fer tn Salt River Valley if wed have good wether next week Tn Towerists'd Rite Home an tell about bein' at tn Fair in No yember when tn wethcr was as Bam- my as May"
 Mister Jistenuffsky he sez, 'I know a Advertisement 'at'd be worth of that. If wed have Cold Drenchin' Downpore all next week tn Tower ists'd Rite Home to their Frens an say at tn Impreshun at Arizony was a Arid Rejion was all a Mistak, a Unfounded Liebel."
 Tn Committy at last it got Des-