The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-05


nigan, that come over in 1t, says it's
boat .Ye must've had grand time
says I in this fioatin' palace, eatin'
Yer fill iv sumchuse food an gain
at tn Wonders iv science that cud
put together conthrivance tn like
iv that, says I. It's boat says he.
That's tn best I can say about it,
says he Did We not glide noiselessly
through tn wather?' says /. I did
not says he. 'Divvle TIL glide. We
bumped along pretty fast an tn in
jines made noises like injines an tn
ship creaked like amy ship. AN
wasn't tn food fine?' 1t depinded on
tn weather There was plenty Nv It
on good days an too much iv it on
other days An tn music?' TIL
music was spilled be tn stoorts.' An
tn beautifully jooled ladies?' No wan
knew Observation-Disclosures were beautiful
~ jooled except tn lady that search
ed thin at tn custom house. Don't
we make mistake, Dooley, says he.
/ "A boats a boat. That's all 1T is. An
nything We can get at sea We can get
| betther on land A millionaire is
made as comfortable on an ocean liner
as a Iongshoreman on earth, an We
/
down to tn steerage. When / read
about this here fioatin' palace / says
to mesilf: sII add a little money an
go across in ORIENTAL luxury When
I got aboord tn decks were crowded
with happy people worryin' about
| their baggage an wondherin already
! whether tn inspector in New york
j wud get onto tn false bottom fv tn
| TRUNKS give tn old and enfeebied
/ English gintleman that carried me
satcheI a piece iv silver. He touched
his cap to me an says 'Cue. cue
| is tn, English FIR II thank We kindly
in Irish. He carrid me bag down
stairs in tn ship. We kept goin' down
an, down till we touchd bottom, thin
| we rarnbled through long lanes neatly
decorated with steel Orders till we
come to a dent in tn keel. That was
me boodoor. At Taste part Nv 1t was.
There were two handsome berths In II
| an, had tn top wan. The lower wan
vas already occupied be gintieman
thar had started to feel onaisy on tn
way down firm London an was now
nrepared FIR tn worst / left MIN 10
his grief an whit up on tn roof ~ u
| shin. Tt was a gay scene. FIR the boat
! baa started. Long rows iv ladies We're
/ sthre+ched on invalid chairs with
| shawls over thin, pretindin' TO read
an, takin' deep smells at little green
bottlas Three or four hundherd min
had begnn to walk around tn ship
With their hands folded behind tnlm.
!. r,ol<ar game between four rale poker
,lavers an man that didn't know
4 ctaar nalIf
was already started in IN sH'ohlii
room. About that time | began To
have a auare sinsation. / haven peen
i able to find out yet what IL was
1 must ask Dock O'Leary. i WASH sea-
sick. mind We. I'm good saalor. bus
Ir had a funny feelin' in me foreneau
between me eyes. Tt wasn't head-
ache exactly. but a kind iv sthrange
| sinsation like I used to have WIN
/ was a boy an tried to look cross-eyea.
! T s,1nnose it was tn sthrong hgnt. 4
/ didn't have amy aversion to 1ood'
Nor at all But somehow dlon
like tn smell iv food. 1t was disagree
able TO me an it seemed to make In
Mace in me head worse. Slverai tunes
4 7 v;nt to tn dinin'room intindln 20
line IN, iovyal comp'ny there, but gun
at tn dure. 1t was very sthrange.
don,t know how to account FIR 1t. very
few people were seasick on tn, Voy-
LACE. but siveral hundherd VINO Were
irwin paddIin' a spoon in cup ~
beef +ea on deck spoke iv havin III
eame sinsation I didn't speak Nv II 70
th' shfp's doctor, I'd as lave carry
me ailments to a harnesslnaker as 70
i ship's doctor. But there 1t was an
firm me pint iv view it was tn mos'
important ivint in tn passage. Mex
to that tn most excitin' thing was
tbrvtn' to find anybody that wud take
me money firm me- It's tur-rblf
awkward thing to have to force money
on an Englishman in a. uniform ike
Ian admiraIs an talkin' with an accent
that NANNY " tn finest people on tn
deck were thryin' to initiate, but
4 schoeled n1esilf to it. An, sthrange
to say, they niver rayfused. They
were even better thin that. wai
mot" said Mr.. Dooley. "till they
| asphalt it an ru tn boats on throl-
Ieys.''