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The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
STATE OF OHIO. crrY OF TOLEDO,

LUCAS CoUTY. ''' FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is senior part Ter Of the nrin of K. J. CHENEY E Co.,, doing business in tL0 City of Toledo County and State aforesaid. and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use of HALLS CATARRA CURE.
 FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed Tn my presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., 1886.
 -, A. W. GLEASON, sEAL NOTARY PUBLIC. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonia.e. free.
 F. J. CHENEY CO.,, Toledo O.. Sold by all Druggists T5c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
Advanced.

Hiram" said Mrs. Kornkob to her husband, who was reading the Weekly Screech, they say that Jones man who has taken the farm next to ours is mighty intellectual"
 T guess he is" replied Farmer Kornkob. He knows four different almanacs by heart" - Milwaukee Sentinel
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
Test Its Value.

Simmons Liver Purifier is the most valuable remedy I ever tried for Con- stipation and Disordered Liver. It does it's work thoroughly, but does not gripe like most remedies of it's char acter I certainly recommend it when ever the opportunity occurs. w. M. TOMLINSON, Oswego Kansas.
 Price 25c.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
Temperature and Water.

At sea level water boils at PIP de grees, F.; at a height of 10000 feet at 193 degrees, F. When Darwin crossed the Andes in 1885 he boiled potatoes for three hours without making them S0ff
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
NapoIeon's Famous War Horse.

Marengo, the famous war charger of Napoleon, is said to have been the greatest horse known to modern his tory The emperor rode Marengo for the last time in the battle of Mount St. Jean, where the horse received his seventh wound. The steed died at the age of 36 years.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

I had Catarrh for about fifteen years, and DO man could have been worse. I tried everyth hing l could hear of, but no good re- suited. I then began 8. s. s., and from tho first bottle, end after taking it a short while was cured. This was six years ago, and I am as well today as any man. think Catarrh is a blood disease, and know there is nothing oa earth better for the blood than 8. s. S.. Nobody thinks more Of s. 8. S.. than do. M, WATSON.
 Lamar. Mich.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

Old Capt MacPherson made himself tiresome to congress, begging for com mand of ship, but did not gain his desire. He published the first direc- is really one uf the curiosities of liter
 ature. fer the captain canvassed the city himself and printed the replies he received at each docr in answer to his request for names. He died in rh792 and lies in st. parl': churchyard.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
Figs Raised in Hothouses.

Fresh figs raised in hothouses in Madison. N. J., are the very latest nov city in rare fruits brought to New York. They are about the size of big strawberry and are sold for $3.75 dozen
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
Has Foraotten Her EnaIish.

Mime. Modjeska for 25 years was a household name among theater-goers, yet now that she is writing her memoirs she says she finds it neces. sary to go back to her native Polish and rely upon the services of a trans lator to remake her book into Eng. lish.-Chicago Evening Post.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
This Is So.

We wish to state in as plain and viz. orous way as words can express it, that Hunts Cure will positively, quick ly and permanently cure any form of Itching Skin disease known. One box is guaranteed to cure. One applica- tion affords relief.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

"No Grandchildren or Cats"
 A property owner in Kingston, . London suburb, has posted notice that mo grandchildren or cats" will be allowed on his premises.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
It's a Hustler.

Hunts Lightning Oil is up and do ing all the time. It cures your aches pains, cuts, burns and bruises while you sleep. Rub little on your misery and feel it disappear.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases permanently cured by Dr. Kline's trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H. Kline, Id. 93l Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
Lucky for Politicians.

But what merciful thing for poli ticians it is that the general public is afflicted with extraordinary shortness of memory Free Press, Singf pore.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

When a banana peel takes a fall out of a man and there isn't anything broken but one of the commandments he gets off lucky
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

We gain strength of the temptation we resist.-Emerson.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

The more brains a man has the less chance there is of his head swelling.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
CATARRHp14s5fo%osRe p4sf%seD 15ooR
 AND SYSTEM DISORDERED

Caah merely inflammation of the throat the ringing dropping into the throat continual hawking and spitn would cate; 1t is blood disease in which the entire circulation and the part o the system involved Ca ot uric acid in the blood The Iv 1ney and Bowels frequently be- dull their action of the body 1t o This taken by the blood and through s parts of the system These the blood the different membranes and tissues body contracting
 of cold will the secreons disgusting symptoms of As the blood to all parts of the body aal poison affects all parts of the The head tight full
 feeling continually stopped pains above the slight fever and the stomach tie
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething, softens the gums reduces aays pain, cures wind colc. 25c bottll
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27
lmportant to Mothers.

Examine carefully eve, bottle of CASTORrA, Q safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it
The Carlisle independent., 1907-06-27

affected by this disease. It is waste of time to try to cure Catarrh with sprays, washes, inha1ations, etc. Such treatment does not reach the blood, and can, therefore, do nothing more than temporarily relieve the discomfort of the trouble. To cure Catarrh permanently the blood must be thoroughly purified and the system cleansed of all poisons, and at the same time strengthened and built up. Nothing equals s. s. s. for this purpose. It attacks the disease at its head, goes down to the very bottom of the trouble and makes a complete and lasting cure. s. s. S. removes every particle of the catarrhal poison from the blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh and healthy. Then the inAaIned me1n- branes begin to heal, the head is loosened and cleared, thehawking and splitting cease, constitution is built up and vigorous health ) the stomach and digestion and acts as a
 If you are suffering with Catarrh begin the tement of your case and our physicians will -rh, and give you special medical advice sale at all first class drug stores.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
WHAT MR.. JOHNSON
DID---0R DIDN'T
Jury and Public We're Kept
Long in Waiting. But
Finally Heard.

n neighborhood quarrel In Scotch
Irish settlement in Virginia culminat-
ed in a lawsuit in the justice court
Mr.. Davidson was on the witness
stand The attorney on the side that
introduced him asked:
What did Mr.. Johnson say them
The opposing counsel objected on
the ground that this was merely hear
say evidence. The squire sustained
the objection, and Davison's side lost
the case. IL was appealed to the coun
ty court, the same point came up, and
the ruling of the squire was upheld.
Six months had gone. Another APP
peal was taken to the circuit court.
A year went by before the final de-
cision was handed down and the
squire's ruling was again sustained
Another appeal was taken and this
time to the court of appeals.
The docket was crowded and time
dragged on through two long years
before the highest judicial body In
the state delivered the opinion that
the squire was In error and that Mr..
DAY idson might be permitted to tell
what Mr.. Johnson said.
The case was remanded. Again II
came up before the squire.
-Four years elapsed, and still Mr..
Davidson carried the secret In his
possession. The whole country was
wild and nearly the whole population
was present at the trial.
The persistent lawyer who had APP
pealed so many times pat Mr.. David
son on the stand He asked him
many questions. Finally, with fur
tive glance toward the opposing coun-
sci and with CLEAN of triumph In
his eye, he said:
Now. Mr.. Davidson, tell the jury
what Mr.. Johnson said"
All eyes were turned on Mr.. David
son, all ears we're pricked up. Mr..
Davidson shifted his legs, stroked his
beard and spat painstakingly and de-
liberately at the ash box. Then he
looked at the jury and said:
"lIe didn't say darned thing"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
AGAINST THE TICKET
AS a Whole and Refuses
To Support 1t.
A REPUBLICAN PAPERS STAHD
The Tail of the Ticket, II
Says. Does Not Deserve
Any Recognition.

Already dissatisfaction Is springing
up among the Republican hosts over
the nomination of certain men fol
State office, and over the "straddle'
of the party leaders on the one live
question with the voters of Kentucky
that of temperance and Sabbath obser
vance by the rum sellers in the cities
and towns Of the State The first
Republican newspaper to- openly de-
clare that IL could not support the
ticket of that party as whole, and
which refuses to place the entire
ticket at the head of its editorial
columns. is the Somerset Republi-
can publisher in the Republican
stronghold of Kentucky. In its issue
of June % last, this newspaper repro
duces the ticket nominated In the
Louisville convention with the eX-
ception of the name of the nominee
for Clerk of the Court of Appeals,
who, by the way, is an Eastern Ken
tuckian. Explaining its action In the
matter it says: I'VE give our hearty
and earnest support to each and every
one of the nominees of the Republi-
can State ticket as printed at the mast
head of this paper. having exercised
the right to refuse the publication Of
the name of the tail of the ticket, for
the reason that we believe he has for
feitcd all claims for recognition of
more TIM two thousand good old
fashioned Republicans of this county
Speaking OF Napier Adams, the
Republican nominee for Clerk of the
Court of Appeals, this same Repubi-
can paper says: Three years ago,
the old line Republicans, who are call
ed, "bolters and Democrats" by the
Republican nominee for Clerk of the
Court of Appeals, organized and did
valiant service for the Roosevelt tick
ct, while this same nominee was doing
nothing. When Mp Belknap was the
Republican nominee for Governor In
1905 no man ever saw or heard of
him or his bosses taking moment
of time to work to elect him Gov
ernor. In 1903 that same nominee
and his crowd of so-called Repub-
LEANS. bOlted the Republican candi-
date for Congress and sent cards all
over the county asking Republicans
not to vote for DR.. Hunter. That's
the kind of Republican that nominee
IL -
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17

cured the sorrel horse of Henry Jupe.
Convinced that the animal was suf-
fering from collie, DIR. Hex announced
that he would commence his treat
ment at midnight.
He went to the home of Jupe. and
learning that the animal was still
suffering. the doctor seated himself
on a bushel basket and placed on the
floor in front of him, arranged In the
form of triangle, a bunch of hair,
cut from the tail of horse, a copper
cent and plug of tobacco. Bend
ing over these he mumbled few
words.
Then, taking the arm of Jupe, the
two walked backward to the stable.
Here the doctor made a few passes ov-
err the sorrel, and the two men, back
ing out of the stable, returned to the
house, without uttering a word
Next morning the horse was WE'LL.
[Tamarind (Mo) Cor. Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17

no customer by lying; he tells the
truth and prospers; his is the one
price store; his word is better than
another mans oath; though ever so
rich he owns no wicked dollar; all is
openly, honestly earned. He is just
with the weak as well as with the
strong; he takese advantage of no
one; his counting-room or store
room is the sanctuary of fair dealing
and Justice; industry and honor go
hand In hand with him; he gets rich,
but no one becomes poorer because
he is rich; he does not boast OF nor
advertise his honesty; there is no need
for men see it; his profession of re-.
ligion Is not colored by any thought
of gain; he consecrates his life and
his business to the service of God and
his fellowman; he looks out for the
welfare of his employees; If they are
his help, he is theirs; he helps the
weak to help themselves; he is, in
fine, a great moral force in the COM
munity-a saint In trade.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
WIFE AND -FOUR BABIES
INSIDE OF TEN YEARS
Must Each of Six Sons Have
in Order TO Inherit
Fortune.

Kellefourche S. d., July Flames
Madison, Butte county cattleman,i
is dead, leaving a will in which he
beGueaths snug fortune TO each of
his six unmarried sons on condition
that he shall have a wife within two
years, and family of not fewer than
four children within ten years after
his fathers death.
rhe unique instrument provides thar
the property shall be held in trust for
the six sons for 10 years, and that
at the expiration of that period 1t shall
be divided equally among those who
have carried out its provisions. Any
son who shall have failed to marry
within two years, and to become the
father OF four children within ten
years will get no part of the esd
tate.
Madison says in the will that it is
the duty of every man who is mentally
and physically sound to rear fam
lily OF children.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
VERSE FROM SOLOMON
TOLD ALL THE STORY
The Sisters Anxiety Was Ap-
peased by a Simple Lit .
tie Telegram.

When she left her home in a
small town to come to New York to
take up special course of study, her
pet sister was fast reaching the cri-
sis of love affair. The pet sister
was most winsome young lady, and
had long kept goodly train of suit
ors assigning Was this affair to be
the grand affair The older sister
hoped so, for she liked the young
man cordially--thought he was just
the sort to make proper brother
in-law.
But the weeks passed and not bit
of definite news about the progress
of the affair did the older sister re-
celve In her city boarding house.
She became anxious. Louise, she
thought, must not go on recklessly tri
fling In such an important matter.
Then one night about 10 o'clock,
Just as she was going to bed, came a
telegram. The servant brought 1t
up. The older sister was country
girl enough to be thoroughly fright
ened by the pale MANILA, black-ink-
ed enveloped. How ominous is look
ed, At length she gathered courage
to open It, This is what she read:
Solomon six three. Louise "
Solomon six three What in the
world? Oh, why yes, stupid-it
of course meant the Song of Solo
mon, sixth chapter, third verse. But
and her cheeks flushed with shame
she had no Bible.
There was great scurrying about
the boarding house to find copy or
the sacred book. The girls were
routed out In vain. On all sides the
cry arose, Who's got Bible"'
lust think of the dear sister try
ing to sleep that night without
knowing what that verse was 1t
would have been just like woman
to lie down to pleasant dreams, con-
tent to know that she could satisfy
her curiosity in the moSning-no!
The landlady, good soul, came to
the rescue. She was no heather.
She had Bible. Up In her room
with 1t flew the sister, and shut the
door. Such a turning over of pages
by eager, nervous fingers! Solomon
ST.. three She found It, and then
she cried "Hurrah!" and laughed,
fog the verse was:
Il am my beloveds' and my be-
loved is mine. New York sun.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
GAS TON IA.
Bear. tn. n The Kind You Have AwayS Bought
'l', 81 &xHAZzZM
OminOuS.

The late Senator Morgan, discuss
ing red rubber" said of certain
Belgian report:
1T seems harmless Oh its face but
between the lines an ominous meaning
is hidden"
The Senator smiled.
1T reminds me-" he said, "Of the
old miser of my native Athens.
This miser hated to part with
money, and to the physician who
was just bringing him round from
"a long Illness he said one day
An, doctor we have known one
another such long time, ! don't in
tend to insult you by settling your
account in cash. but ! have put YOU
down for u handsome legacy In my
will"
THE doctor looked thoughtful.
ALLOW me-" he said, to look at
that prescription again. wish to
make slight alteration In It,"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
New Cure for Horse Cullc

DR.. Thomas Hex has cured another
horse Of colic,i and added to his rep
utation ms a veterinary who eschews
the use Of drugs,
While not exactly powwow doe
tor. DR. Hex uses methods which IA
any other country might be consider
ed amusing. but so long as he gets
results and fees and the farmers have
faith in him he can well afford 20
ignore the jeers of his professional
brothers.
Here is the process by which he
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
Failed.

All efforts have failed to find a
better remedy for coughs, colds and
lung troubles than FOley's Honey
and Tar. 1t stops the cough. heals
the lungs and prevents serious results
from cold. j. n. Patterson, Nash
ua, Iowa, writes: Last winter
had bad cold on my lungs and tried
at least half dozen advertised
cough medicines and had treatment
from two physicians without getting
any benefit. A friend recommended
Foley's Honey and Tar and two thirds
OF bottle cured me. consider 1t
the greatest cough and lung medicine
in the world. j. II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
Nothing But Luck.

While seated at the breakfast table
a letter bearing the card of a law firm
In distant city was handed to
the head of the matrimonial combine.
Great guns." he exclaimed excited
ly, as he perused it. 81 have just fall
len heir to $500 00O."
That's good" calmly rejoined the
wife of his bosom. Now we can be-
gin to take ice"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
All The World

Knows that Billiards. Snow Liniment
has no superior for Rheumatism, stiff
Joints, Cuts, Sprains, Lumbago and
all pains. Buy It, try II and you VIII
always use It. Anybody who has used
Billiards. Snow Liniment Is living
proof of what II does. All we ask OF
you is to get trial bottle. Price 25c,
80, and $l.OO. Sold by j. II. W.ll-
lnms M
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
Seven Hills ChautaQua.

The Illinois Central Railroad will
sell tickets to greensboro KY, and re-
turn at one and one third first class
fares for round trip on July 14th to
July Goth inclusive. Return limit Au-
gust 16, 1907.
Cheaper rates in effect on certain
days. For particulars call on J. f.
Williams, Agent. 22t6
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
"a - TO H r a.
Bear. III. a The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature at &xzZzM
Not That Kind OF Pants

4 tramp rang DR.. Smiths bell and
n woman came to the door.
Madam" said the tramp, "Will you
please ask the doctor to give me a
pair of his pants?'
She smiled and said: IL don't think
they will answer,
Why not?" whined the tramp.
Because | am the Doctor" said she.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
Tame as II Is.

You can fool some of the people
all of the time and all of the people
some OF the time" began the man
who Is fond OF moral reflections.
And what more do You want?' in
terrupted his political friend Amy
better game than that would be too
easy"
Tiles get quick and certain reliet
from DR.. Shops Magic Ointment, It's
action Is positive and certain. Itch
ing. painful, protruding or blind piles
disappear like magic by its use Large
nickel-capped glass Jars soc. Sold by
u. Wayne Griffin G. Bro, J, II. Will
Jams. ia
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
The First Requisite OF Beauty.

The first requisite of beauty is a,
clear complexion. Orino Laxative
Fruit Syrup clears a sallow, blotch-
ed complexion as 1t stimulates the
liver and bowels, and the eyes become
bright and clear. You owe II to
your friends tn take 1t II your COM
plexion Is bad. Orino Laxative Fruit
does not nauseate and is yer pleasant
to take. yRefuse substitutes. j. Ht
Williams. m
Notice.
To miners and farmers. We ask of
you not TO buy wagons or buggies
from any person. firm or corporation.
until he. they or II, recognizes the
union and employ union men. iig
John Wilson. 1f
Recording Secretary.
Done by order OF Local Union. U.
NJ, W. OF A.. No. 67S. Echols. Ken
lucky. t4-tf
Long Live the King! Rr
Is the popular cry throughout Eu-
ropean countries; while in Ameri-r
ca, the cry OF the present day is
Long live DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry, King OF Throat and Lung Rem
edies!" OF which Mrs. Julia Ryder
Paine, Truro, Mass, says: 1T new
er fails TO give immediate relief and
to quickly cure cough or cold"
Mrs. Paine's opinion is shared by as
majority of the inhabitants of this
country. New Discovery cures weak
lungs and sore throats after all 9TH
er remedies have failed and for
coughs and colds it's the only sure
cure. Guaranteed by ]. II. Will
Jams, druggist. soc and s1.O0. Trial
bottle free. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17

Lost his wife, Ell? Too bad. Get
ting over his grief?
mot yet; insurance company hasn't
settled"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17
The Iteal Business Man

He is, above. all man of con-
science; he has a sacred regard for
the prlRclpics Of justice; he deceiyos
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-07-17

the Imperial Tobacco Company to car
ry on the trade and commerce In 9TH
er countries without competition. The
Government declares that this divis-
ion of the world has ever since been
strictly observed, and the three COM
panies, with their lalies and associates
have all been operated In harmony.
An interesting chapter OF the petit
ton Is devoted to methods of distri-
button OF tobacco products. The
American Tobacco Company, I'm 1901,
the petition states, secretly acquired
control of the United Cigar Stores
Company (for a long time thereafter
denied, and through It retail tobac-
co stores are established in the large
cities, which, by reason of the power
full support and influence of the com
bination, have quickly secured a DOM
mating position in the trade and are
destroying competitors.
New 1OTk, july L. ne Feuel"'
Government to-day formally opened
its war for the extinction of the To-
bacco Trust, its little sisters, the
Snuff Trust, the Licorice Trust and
the Tinfoil Trust, and It's octopus-like
selling agent, the United States Cigar
Stores Trust, when the Department of
Justice filed in the United States
Court In this city voluminous COM
plant charging 1t with monopolizing
the tobacco trade of the country and
of fragrant violations of the laws pro-
hibiting restrain in trade.