The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-07-07
Personal x Local Items

Abe skinner's rheumatizm giue him a good cal of trouble last week., It was In his left knee this time. Abe's rheuma- tizm jumps around turrible-Abe says 1t wont stay in one place long enough to git cured up
 | Miss Tabitha Jones while working some button holes in a shirtwaist one day re- cent worked them all on the wrong side by mistake. Mss Tabitha was turrible put out about 1t being as she will haft to go and work them all over again. 1 Rev sam'l Moore our beloved pastor; l wore his new pair of pants last Sunday which was persented to him by the La dies Aid of the Church which took up a colleckshion to buy them ofren Hen Weathersby, our storekeeper. The pants was little mite short in the legs but otherwise they was a very good ft Some members of his flock spoke to Rev. Moore about this and he told them that perhaps he had the pants girthed up too tight on hisself. Hereafter he will let out his suspenders more and then he expects his pants to be long enough. Miss Samantha Deevers. who has been on the sick list for several years back, walked to the P. o. last week. It is the general opinion that the sunshine and fresh air done her good. but Samantha denies 1t.
 Jaspar Hawkins has had a awful time with the tarnashion crows pulling up his corn. He has planted one field twice ana will haft to plant it again. Jaspar Is a good cal put out about this and, al- though he is a relijus man in some re- speckts he becomes very profane when he gets to talking about the crows steal ing his corn offen him.
 Miss Martha Tucker has a ingrowing toenail which has been giving her some trouble of late. but she Is better at this writing. rAr.a
 As we go to press we understand that Hank Dewberry has engaged hisself to help Cy Hoskins harvest this season per viding the weather is favorable and tho sun not too hot for Hank who says he is subjeckt to sunstroke.
 Lafe Henderson paid us 25 cts. on his subscripshion last week. This ain't very much. but we consider ourself very lucky to get anything.
 A little rain would help the crops some.
 It was cloudy down Snake Bend way last week. We calkilate there was a shower down that way but none didn't fall here. i..s "
 How would you like to pay us some thing on your subscripshion once in a while. or oftener?
 While cleaning up the office one day last week we come acrost several copies of the Bugle of 1879 which we are going ! to send out as sample copies to them as ain't subscribers hoping they will become so. There ain't as much sickness in our midst as there was spell back. Why is this?
 Jim Hill says he seen blacksnake on the Sorrow Hollow road last Sunday which was 7ft in length. We would of believed this if Bill Hepburn had saw 1t Bill sees bigger snakes than most any body else in the vicinity. espeshially af- ter he has been to the Co. seat on Sat terday.
 Buck Henderson has sick OK on his hands Buck don't jest axactly know what is the matter with the OK. but 1t Is our opinion that 1t is starving to death7- Buck is powerful saving of his grass and feed.
 Shorty Andrews got his hair cut by Harve Hines our tonsorial artist last week. Harve made a turrible good job and the haircut becomes him very much. Go to Harve if you desire 6 shave or haircut. (Adv)
 Miss Phoebe Andrews is thinking some of taking musick lessons on the melo- deum. Phoebe hasn't much of ear