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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06
A MERE MATTER OF MONEY.

1.-TWO hundred dollars, please"
The New York drawing-room was
crowded with fashionable throng.
on the eve Of departure. The hostess,
standing near the doorway, addressed
her remark to a quiet, innocent-look-
ing lady who was about to pass
through, and who now viewed her
with establishment.
1.-TWO hundred dollarsl" she ex-
claimed. What for"
THAT is your loss at bridge for the
evening" said the hostess.
but" exclaimed her guest, " I had
no idea that we we're playing for
money. Why. l wouldn't do such a
thing. What can you mean?"
You don't suppose for an instant, F"
said the hostess haughtily, that we
were playing for our health, do you7
It is the usual thing"
'But l haven't got the money with
me"
Then you can send me check
at once.
The guest, her sense of justice fully
aroused by the imposition practiced.
upon her, drew herself ZIP proudly.
T am. as you know, not long res
ident here" she observed. 1T seems
to me nothing short Of robbery. Sup
pose 1 refuse to pay this money!"
The hostess shrugged her shoulders
meaningly.
If you do" she replied with a fine,
cutting contempt, there IS no hope
for you. From this time forward YOU
will cease to be an honored and re-
spected member of our sacred circle.
Judge.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

tilation of the cellar, are very impor-
tant topics for consideration. They
make for health, but when neglected
they often lead to disease.
The yerandas on this house are es-
pecially attractive when it is built in
the country. They give an air Of ease
and refinement that goes especially
we'll with good farm that is properly
managed The front yeranda for ham
mocks and easy chairs with porch
parlor for callers in the summer time
is just right The side porch having
a door from the kitchen and another
from the sitting room makes splen-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06
Judge.

rs she in any way talented?"
Not in the least"
Cant sing?"
Not lick"
Dancer"
Nothing doing"
Never studied elocution?"
Wouldn't recognize the word"
Then what are her qualifications
for going on the stage?"
Three divorces, two scandals and
$4,000 worth Of diamonds. -Milwau-
kee Sentinel.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

He was sandy-haired and badly
freckled youth, but he had matrimo-
NAL aspirations just the same So ho
proposed to the maid Of his choice.
No, John, there's nothing doin
she replied I'm willing to marry, al
right, but want q man that's al one
color Chicago Daily News
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

There probably is some truth in these
accusations. Most Of US are acQuaint-
ed with farmers who are very quick
to invest IN the best machinery, and
plenty Of II. for the purpose Of re-
lieving their own end Of the work but
who are very niggardly IN providing
household helps and conveniences. II
is az wight ef course to pay a great deal
Of ait, auon to the comfort Of the
fatfr i sock, that Is humane and It Is
profitable, but the family IS worth
more than the animals. The first CON
alderation shoulA he bestowed on the
house and the burn shoeld be a close
second. Water y heat. ventila-
tlon. drainage, plQn laundry ar
rangements, bath TOM lacilities, dis
rosal Of sewage and age and ven
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06
Animated Poem.

Il don't see the editor" said the
caller to the editorial rooms.
NO" grinned the copy boy. He
took a poem yesterday and hasn't
showed up since"
That's strange. Was It long
poem?"
"Oh, about FIVE feet four. Maybe
you've seen her writing the woman's
column at the third desk. They've
gone on their honeymoon, ! guess. ="
Home Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06
Slightly carnIvorous.

Yes said the thin man, MUNICH
ing his apple. I'm strict vegetar-
ian.'
'You mean you think you are" re
piled the observant man.
What do you mean by that?"
Il mean that l noticed worm in
that bit Of apple you just swallowed .
Home Magazine
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

Gyer-My typewriter il; suffering
from a severe cold due to the effects
Of hypnotic suggestion.
Myer-How's that?
Gyer-The ianitor washed her vim
dow yesterday, and every time size
looked at it she thought it was open.
Chicago Daily News
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

Yeast Why does he eat every day
at the club?
Crimsonbeak-On account Of the
cook he has at home
'But If he doesn't like her, why
don't he changer"
He can't"
What! Can't change his cook?"
NO; you see. his wife's the cook! !"
-Yonkers Statesman.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06
RetMaen Nelnhhora.

Those trains do make an awful
noise when they go laundering by.
don't theyg'
YES, It's awful, isn't it7"
wen, it used to seem So but I
rather like the noise now we can't
hear your phonograph when the trains
are passing '-Yonkers Statesman.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

did work room for hot weather, while
the sitting room projection makes suf-
ficient division between porches.
The back stair In this house reaches
from the cellar to the attic, one flight
over another all the way up, an ar
rangement that is convenient and
economical OF room. The cellar is big
enough to partition of a storage room
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

Village What did your
gid father say when you told him the
route from Kings Cross was mostly
underground?
Hodge (just returned from visit to
London) )-He said roots mostly
was
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

Nine hours rest out Of the "a is
necessary. according to an eminent
physician. to every person under n
years of age.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06
Reversed.


First Fly-That moIasses musE
have had alcohol IN it
Second Fly-Why?
Well, about all zish ceiling does
ish Z fall down on me all the time.
Life
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

We have the horseless carriage,
The wireless and all that;
Also the ioveless marriage,
But not the hIrdless hat.
Puck.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

Eva How desolate the Old tree
looks IN Its ice mantle Isn't this
where we used to string the old ham
mock?
Jack (reminlscently l-Yes, and this
IS where you used to string me.-chi.
cago Daily News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

There's a eolored man and his wife
at the door looking for work.
"But l only advertised for q laun-
dress?"
Yes. they are hOr Home Maea.
zine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-06

Mr.. William A. Radford win answer
questions and give advice FREE OF
COST on an subjects pertaining to the
subject Of building for the readers Of this
paper. On account Of his wide expe-
rience as Editor, Author and Manufac-
turer, he IS, without doubt, the highest
authority on all these subjects. Address
all inquiries to William A. Radfofd, No.
l94 Fifth Ave, Chicago. HI, and only
enclose two-cent stamp for reply.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

Freewater, Oct. 21.-A large num-
ber of Freewater and Milton people
were in Walla Walla Saturday for the
closing of the fair. The people from
this section who took pains to make
an excellent showing in the way of a
fruit exhibit and who were awarded
the first prize gave a reception at the
pavilion. Milton and Freewater peo-
pie received about $500 in prizes.
G. w. Propeck recently disposed
of his interest in the second hand
business and has opened up a like
business in Freewater.
Mrs. r. E. Bean and little daugh-
ter have gone to Tekoa to join Mr..
Bean, who is o. r. & N. station
agent at that place. Mr.. Bean was
agent here for some time.
Herbert Herr has sold $1025 worth
of Roman Beauty apples off a young
three acre orchard, and he still has
500 worth to dispose of. Apples
are now going out in large quanti-
ties. The three packing houses now
have large forces at work packing
apples.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
His Dear Old Mother.

MY dear old mother, who is now
eighty three years old. thrives on
Electric Bitters," writes w. B. Brun-
son Of Dublin, Ga. "She has taken
them for about two years an2 enjoys
an excellent appetite. feels strong and
sleeps WELL" That is the way Flec-
trio Bitters affect the aged, and the
same happy results follow in all cases
of female weakness and general de-
hility. Weak. puny children. toe, are
greatly strengthened by them. Suar-
anteed also for stomach, liver and
kidney troubles, by Tallman G. Co,
druggists. SO cents.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
Milton Notes.

Milton, Oct. 21.-The usual large
Sunday crowd was over from Walla
Walla yesterday. The trolley cars
were crowded and a number went
from here to Walla Walla.
Attorney S. D. Peterson states that
he expects a brother, James NJ. Peter
son, an attorney from North Carolina,
out here in a few days to look over
this section of the northwest with a
view of locating. This will make
four attorneys in the Peterson fam
lily who have located near here in
the last few years. They say they
like the sunny south, but the west
is best.
Mrs. S. S. Shields, wife of S. S.
Shields of the Shields Fruit company,
will leave this week for Pittsburg,
Pa, where she will visit with friends
and relatives. She will visit st.
Louis and the jamestown exposition,
Washington, D. c., Chicago and Nj
aSaTa Falls before returning. She
will be accompanied by her daughter
Winnie and son Master George.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
MEETING OF PRESS CLUBS.
Annual Convention OF International
League at Birmingham.

Birmingham. Ala, Oct. 21.-Repre-
sentatives Of press clubs in many OF
the large cities Of the United States
and Canada are gathering in Birming-
nam to take part in the annual con-
Yention Of the International League of
Press clubs, which will be in session
mere during the remainder of the
week. The gathering from present
Indications will be the largest and
most representative Of its kind ever
held in America.
Beginning tomorrow morning bus
mess sessions will be held daily for
the discussion Of topics of mutual in
terest to the writers. A large part Of
te ume' however, will be given up to
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
ATHENA BREV|T|ES
WHEAT SALES MADE AT
GOOD PRICES OF LATE.
Teachers win Attend Institute In
Pendlcton--Many Went to Weston
to Witness Football Game-Pur-
chases Residence In City-Thc
Skating Rink Continues TO Be a
Popular Place of Amusement.

Athena, Oct. 21.-A few wheat
sales have been made in the past
week at rs cents, and It is said that
far more would be sold were 1t not
for the prevailing car shortage. The
farmers in this section look for still
better prices and those who have not
yet sold feel they will not lose by
holding on longer.
A number of Athena school teach
ers will be in Pendleton this week to
attend the teachers institute.
Thos who attended the Walla Wal
la fair the last of the week say that
the races were very fine. Some of
the Athena horses made good time.
Rev. 1. Putnam Of the NJ. E. church
did not hold services here yesterday
as he preached at Adams both morn
ing and evening.
A number of the young people
went from here over to Weston Sat-
urday to witness the football game
between the Normal and the Pen
dleton high, which resulted 16 to IT
in favor Of Pendleton. 1t was
good game.
Miss Matte Coppock has purchas-
ed the residence property of o. G..
Chamberlain in the south part of
town, consideration $1450.
j. NJ. Maxwell, field worker for the
knights of Pythias, with his wife,
has been in the city for few days.
The skating rink continues to be
a popular place of amusement, espe-
cially since the new floor has been
laid. P. D. Mann, the manager,
leaves nothing undone to make it one
of the best little rinks in the coun-
try.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
ROOSEVELT IN MISSISSIPPI.
President on Return Trip After Hunt
I'm the Louisiana Canebral<es.

in the Louisiana Canebrattes.
Vicksburg, Miss, Oct. 21.--All
Vicksburg and vicinity lent itself to
the reception of President, who
reached the city early this afternoon
in the best of health and spirits as
the result of his two weeks outing in
the Louisiana canebrakes. There
was a general closing of all business
houses, crowds filled the principal
streets and residences and stores
were decorated in honor Of the oc-
casion.
The president was met at the sta
ton by reception committee of one
hundred citizens headed by Mayor b.
w. Griffith. The program arranged
for the afternoon provided for a
public address In the courthouse
square, drive about the city and a
visit to the Vicksburg national park.
At the conclusion of his brief STAY
here the president will depart for
for Nashville and from that city will
return at once to Washington.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
BRYAN INVADES THE EAST.
Is Expected TO Make Formal An
nOmcement of His Candidacy for
President.

New York, Oct 21.-The belief
among the political leaders of both
parties that William J. Bryan as
pires to be the democratic standard
bearer again next year and the feel
ing, moreover, that he will soon make
formal announcement of his candi-
dacy for the nomination has created
a more or less lively interest in his
present visit to the east. Opening
with an address in Cooper Union to-
night the Nebraska leader has plan
ned a speaking tour that will con-
sumo several weeks and provides for
his appearance in most of the large
cities of New York state and New
England.
Mr.. Bryan was to have made his
initial speech tonight, not in Cooper
Union, which has a comparatively
small seating capacity, but in Madi-
son Square Garden, which was the
scene of one of his most notable tri-
umphs on the occasion of his well
come on his return from a tour of
'HS "OiAu' MS POsllBe rSluSdi, HOW
ever, to accept contributions from
or other large financial
interests, 1t is stated, handicapped the
so much for funds that
the plan to have the demonstration
In Madison Square Garden had to
be abandoned. Carnegie hall was
given up for the same reason, and 1t
was finally decided to hold the meet
Ing in Cooper Union. II the occa-
sions warrants 1t an overflow meet
Ing will be held to accommodate the
crowd.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
Coal Supply for Pacific Coast

San Francisco, Oct. 21.-John
Hayes Hammond. mining expert, the
Guggenheims, T. H. Watkins. Scran-
ton, Pa, a member of the anthracite
strike commission, and j. A. Chans-
lor Of Los Angeles, have combined
to develop the monetary coal de-
posits and claim that there is enough
good fuel in sight to supply the
whole Pacific coast. twenty-five
miles of railroad will be built by the
company to get the product to tide
water.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
IT Is SERIOUS.
Some Pendleton People FaiI 20 Real.
ize the Seriousness.

Soihe fennleton People Fail 90 Real.
ize the Seriousness.
The constant aching of a had back.
The weariness, the tired feeling,
The pains and aches Of kidney ills
Are seTious-if neglected.
Dangerous urinary troubles follow.
A Pendleton citizen shows you how
to avoid them.
f. ]. Bacon, of 116 Stonewall Jack
son street. Pendleton. Ore, says:
Whatever weight my name may car
oy In recommending Doan's Kidney
FiIis' VIII, ] trust, be the means Of
some other sufferer from kidney
trouble finding the same gratifying
results that have from their use.
Bachache bothered me 20 that cou,d
hardly move without sharp twinRes
OF pain passing through me. and
STOPPING or Strengthening up made INV
Dack feel as though II were breaking
apart. The kidney secretions were
unnatural and irregular. II took more
than one box OF Doan's Kidney Pills.
which / procured at the Pendleton
Drug CO.'S store. to cure me, but l
persisted in their use until had taken
six boxes, when not a symptom of
the trouble remained. have never
heard anything but words of praise
from anyone who has tried Doan's
Kidney Pills"
For sale by all dealers Price so
cents Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York. sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name-Doan's--and
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
A Criminal Attack

On an inoffensive citizen is frequent
ly made in that apparently useless
little tube called the appendix" 1t
Is generally the result of protracted
constipation, following a torpid liv-
er. DR.. Kings New Life Pills regu-
late the liver prevent appendicitis,
and establish regular habits of the
bowels. rs cents at Tallman & Co.'S
drug store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

the entertainment of the visitors. The
program provides for an automobile
ride about the city, a trip to the min
eral district, reception at the Coun-
try club, a visit to the steel plants at
Ensley, a visit to Bessemere and
banquet at the Hotel Hillman. At
the conclusion of the meeting in this
city a majority of the delegates will
take trip to the jamestown exposi-
tion, stopping en- route in Atlanta.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

A sure cure, one you can depend
upon. Hickory Bark Cough Remedy.
A sure coure, and its pure! Use 1t for
all lung trouble. coughs, colds. hoarse-
ness and sore throat. For sale by
any druggist and flrst-class dealers
everywhere. Pendleton Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

gift, which will be valued at $500.
r. LeBarr Goodwin OF New York
city has been engaged to make the
portrait. Mr.. Goodwin is portrait
painter Of considerable renown. Be-
fore coming to Eugene, where he
now is, he painted a portrait of the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
A Cough Remedr That Cures.

Hickory Bark Cough Remedy, made
by The Hickory Bark Cough Remedy
company, of Salem, Ore, guaranteed
to he pure; guaranteed to cure your
cough, or money refunded Guaran-
teed to make friend Of you. For
sale by all druggists and first-class
dealers everywhere. Pendleton Drug
Co,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
Gift to University of Oregon.

The University of Oregon will soon
be presented with fine portrait of
President Johnson. her first -,presi-
dent. The Alumni association and
Rev. Herbert Johnson of Boston, son
of President Johnson, will make the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
Good Bargain. Until Nov. 1.

Eighty acres for sale, 40 acres bot
tom land. fair Improvements, good
orchard. Twenty acres alfalfa. Price
S27OO; $1,000 cash, balance 5000 per
year, 8 per cent. George R. Rob-
erts. Room 5, under Savings bank.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

A five year note for $500 bearing
3 per cent. Interest paid annually.
Secured by mortgage on real estate
worth $1,000. Enquire at Wonder
store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

lats Judge c. B. Bellinger OF Port
land, which has since been placed in
the United States district court room.
He also made painting Of Colonel
Hawkins for the Portland city hall.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
Notice

Charles Lane & Son have an expert
sign writer in their employ See them
about signs.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
BRIEF RECORD OF
COUNTY EVENTS
Special Correspondence
FREEWATER.M|L
MANY ATTEND CLOSE OF
FAIR IN WALLA WALIIA

Reception Given by Freewater Peo-
pie Was a Grand Success-Goes to
Join Husband, Who Is Station Agent
at Tekoa-SOld Many Apples from
Ono Little Tree-ENpects Another
Relative, Who Is an Attorney
Mrs. Shields VIII Take Trip East.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

Help Wanted.
Ladies' clothes ironers wanted at
Robinson's Domestic Laundry.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

Read the East OreRonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21

Remember, with
each $l.00 pur-
chase you get a
chance on this
elegant outfit be-
sides getting value
received for the
dollar :: :: ::
Don't Miss 1t.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-21
$4,000
Third Prize

A PAIR OF LOVELY DOWN PILLOWS, w,
TWO NICE FLUFFY QUILTS, WORTH ....
A PAIR OF FINE BLANKETS, WORTH 80.
AN ELEGANT ORIENTAL RUG, WORTH :.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11

Peoples Presbyterian Church, Twss
ty-third and Washington avenues-
Preaching At IL a m. and p. m. Sun
day school at $50 p. m. Christian En-
deavor at Z p. m. Praise meeting
Wednesday at s p. m. Covenant meet
ing Friday At s p. m. Welcome to all
D. D. COLE, Pastor.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11
COMMONWEALTH LIFE.

Assembly No. 102. Commonwealth
Life Association, meets second and
fourth Friday at l7l2 Curtis st, p. N.
All members are requested to be pres
ent
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11

VICTORIA TEMPLE, NO. 6. 8. n.
T. Of Colorado Springs, meets the sec.
ond and fourth Friday night In the
month.
MRS. JENNIE HENDERSON,
w. Princess.
MRS. COLLINS,
Secretary.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11
WHEN YOU 90 TO LEAovILLE

You can get drst-class rooms With
Mrs. 8. j. Motley at 207 West Sixth
street. First-class table board also.
Write or call 1915
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11

Deover Military Club-Meeh every
Sunday at $3.50 p. m. At 2524 Walnut
street. Peyton Peterson. president;
John Clifton. vice-president and gen
eral manager; Herbert White. secre
tary, 1858 Arapahoe street.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11
PAYNE CHAPEL NOTES.

Sunday school 3 p. N. Womsns
Mite Missionary society At 4 p. m.
Do not fail to be present and enjoy
the program and assist II this good
work
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11
CENTRAL BAPTIST CHURCH.

Cor. 3lth and California streets.
Preaching At II 4. m. and 8 p. IN.
Sunday school at IL O'Clock. Young
peoples meeting at $50 p. N.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11

Solomon Temple No. llS. K T.,
ossts the second and fourth Thursday
at l7l1 Curtis street. All Knights
U good standing are invited.
d. d. COLE, G. n,
G. P. NKENZIE. c. p.
51tO Arapahos strsst
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11

Sunday sevices Of Bethlehem Bap
list Church: Sunday school. 1890
Q. n; preaching at : .. m; night ser
vice, 7:a0 p. m. Rev. c. A. Edwards.
pastor. Everybody 10 cordially invited
y. uus church, 28l4 LartmsS.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-10-11

Sunday services at Zion Baptist
Church begins at 10:45 4 m. Sunday
school 1t p. m. At $50 p. m. the B.
Y. P. U. meets for praise and devo
tional service. meeting lasting one
hour. Evening service begins at 1880
sharp. A special invitation u ex-
tended to the sinner and backslideH.
A. A. WALLER, Church Clerk