The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

ZIG "oIid IS 70 Ue converted 10 Chris
tianty it will be through the orderly
administration of the organized church
and not through spasmodic sensa-
tionalism.
Because the world takes just 80 long
to rotate on its axis, every day is just
rs long as every other day. Now, we
wish Mr. Hartman would arrange to
clap the air-brake on his little posses
sion on holidays, Increasing the hour
number to. say, As. How about 1t. Ed Z
Miss Ellen Terry. according to the
Washington Herald. declares that She
will only visit the civilized sections OF the
United States. We take pleasure In as
surfing Pittsburgers who want to SEQ Miss
Ellen that they will be made thoroughly
welcome in Richmond.
The man who captured McKinley's as.
sassin has lost both the house and the
job that Congress gave him for his act
Is in financial straits and has just become
a waiter. 1t Is obvious that he knows
where to make quick recovery, al
right.
John Walsh. Chicago's champion bank.
wrecker. has been indicted on 1s2 separ.
other gentleman we could name off-hanc
has Mr.. Walsh. on present scores. hope
lessy declassee.
Senator George Nixon's profit from his
Nevada mines Is said to have been just
s25, 10000 in the past four months. This
will come as a surprise to those OF ut
who had been led to believe that George
was doing nicely out there.
John Sharp williams now yearns to de.
bate the public ownership question witt
Mr.. Vardaman. Some men seem to have
an incurable passion for monkeying witt
the buzz-saw.
A Massachusetts man dropped deat
while reading an original poem to hi.
friends. The friends escaped virtually
unhurt. Mysterious are the ways o.
Providence.
Now Governor Vardaman has cordially
endorsed Mr.. Bryan. Hardly day passes
it must seem to the colonel. without some
one strolling out and jabbing that boon
OF his.
1--WE need more poets" cries Newell
Dwight Hills, reverend gentleman O
hitherto unimpeached sanity. and evident
ly not a reader of the Christmas mum
bers
Referring again to our 3.141 Philippine
Islands. why not give 1000 OF them t
Captain Hobson and lot him go out Their
and play around with Japan till aweary
| The Carnegie Hero Commission has JUS
made another distribution OF medals, liz
nor!ng, In the most singular way, tn
| claims OF Professor Brander Matthew'S
The worlds biggest bird Of prey, say
scientific paper, Is the bearded vulture
Spell It pray however. and the cigar
| must go to the bearded Dowie.
The White House may DO very, YER
damp but we have in mind a few fearles
parties who would hold the risk of tn
pnenmony at not figs worth.
! Chicago wants press agent who woul
be worth salary Of $4,000. The mischie
of 1t Is that Senator Tillman Is not "a
| liberty"
Mr.. Carnegie says that In the time t
coma I'VE shall put brains above money.
Some of lis do now, Mr.. Carnegie.
| Tom Lawson has been invited to appea
IN vaudeville. We SUPPOSE 1T was a
openalwnys house
Says an exchange: "Senator-elect Gug
eenhelm began life bnre-footed' Footed
or faced?
Feel blue when you read the BLACK
burn amendment to the Brownsville rese
|'lution9
About Bostons lid there hangs an a.
OF well-nigh Taftesnue fixity.
-Four ffths. of the operatives IN Japa
neBa mills are women. probably due I
the fact that they will work for ies
thpn the men. who can do better OUT NJ
ride Men are only employed Whsn az
loom nxers tho heavier cardroom WorI
ntc, Weaving In Japan, ~ almost en-
| tlrely q MOnan'R lob, as splnnlnH