Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-23
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pave the streets.
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Build a sewer system.
The Honorable Mr.. Aaoki appears to have
augustly picked up the honorable hot end
Of It.
Perhaps. after all II MI. TAFT didn't keep
travelling So rapidly the earth might grow
iopaided-
Nothirg probably would satisfy those cap
tious critics who declare that the Bur
sum referee is biased.
The English win be busy laughing an
next year at the Jokes Mark Twain is polk
ing at them now.
Probably the railroads viii soon break
It to US that the two-cent ratio applies only
to paasago in stock cars.
The only way for the peace conference to
remain pcaconbie is to discuss crops and
the search for the North 9ole.
The arrest OF Pettlne is only another cx-
ample Of the fact that the law has a good
long reaeh-oven in New Mexico.
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The most shocking thing about making a
convict out Of schmitz ia tho thought Of
shaving of that beautiful beard.
@1
General Prichard, the Almanac informs ms.
viii do only his duty. Bursum would be-
greatly dlspleased II he ala anything else
Money due by Max Frost 10 the terri
tory" seems to be an expression which pe-
ours frequently IN tho hearing at santa Re
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a New York reformcr wants 20 know Il
women win ever dress ike men. Not until
the style Of their garments is altered a tri
DE.
The expert whose examination was instru
mental in causing Mr.. Bursum 10 9ay the
territory some $4,000, does not seem to be
an easy mark
The Almanac prints more reasons for
TreIford's removal" Don't need 'em. lie
is saving the territory money. That's all
that's necessary.
The Evening instrument is worrying about
tho experts report which is safe IN the
hands Of the trust company, where the Eek
animation" can't get hold Of ii.
SAH
Poultry Is active, says . s~tockman's paper
Anyone who has ever tried 70 catch the
chickens who were scratching IN the geran-
INNS viii corroborato the statement.
$50
Mr. u. y Rockefeller is running a res
taurant at silver city. There is no ground
for the ISLANDERS circulated by unscrupulous
people that he Is a relative Of John u.
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80 far. orchard has not confessed to play
ing the piano az three o'clock In the morn
nor running his lawn mower while his
are getting their beauty sleep
Max says there Is neither sense nor reason
in his hiding his head under a bushel III
VIII feel, however, like crawling into a peck
measure before the people get through with
%As
Geronimo. It is stated, has gone crazy as
he proverbtaI and uncomfortable insect at
Sill Probably the aged chief has been
too much with those entomology
cal specimens during his long ana cheokered
Little willard Is not yet over his groucA :
At not being invited to the salvation Army
'icnic for the other little waits Of the city 81,
who don't often get a chance to have a pie
Nc. one would think that the continuous
iicnic enjoyed by willard In trying TO run
gang newspaper in an anti-gang town J
would be all the excitement he would need.
tut listen 10 the following from last Nights Y
The salvation Army recently
a fresh air outing to the poor child
on Of Albuquerque, As the Citizen once
'cfore stated, fresh air outings by the Army
ire a blessing and an act Of humanity in
he slums Of the big cities. hut the children
Who went out from Albuquerque were pink Y
heeked, bright eyed, laughing little boys f.,
nd girls. who were the living picture OF il
Icalth. Perhaps spiritual sunshine would
been more 10 the point. r