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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

backaches, and my general health was
affected when I began using them. My
feet were swollen, my eyes puffed, and
dizzy spells were frequent. Kidney
action was irregular and the secre-
tions highly colored. To-day, how
over, I am a well woman, and I am
confident that Doan's Kidney Pills
have made me so, and are keeping
me WELL"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. n. Y.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Where II Hurt Most.

young gentlemen" said the college
president, Notwithstanding the fact
that he was addressing the students,
young gentlemen, hazing must be
stopped and stopped at once. 1t has
injured the college more than any
of you ever could guess. Only last
week a gentleman declined to give
us 100000 because there was so
mu:h hazing. Hazing is bad thing
financially"
How about morally?" asked the
student
'.Aw-aw, really, there may be some
thing in that, but-aw-the-the point
has never come up, and I-aw-am
not prepared to answer. But the point
is worth considering" Chicago Jour-
nal
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Spring Excursions to Milwaukee.

The Jobbers and Manufacturers Asso-
citation has arranged for three Mer-
chants Excursions to Milwaukee during
February and March.
Any merchant in the Northwest is en-
titled to a rate of one and one-ffth fare
for the round trip, not alone for himself
and wife. but for anyone actively inter-
ested in his business.
You can buy tickets to Milwaukee as
follows:
First Excursion. February 10th to
Oath, and return home February 18th to
March 9th.
Second Excursion, March I'd to 10th,
and return home March 4th to Goth.
Third Excursion, March 10Th to Oath,
and return home March 18th to April Sd.
Purchase ticket to Milwaukee only,
at full fare and at the same time ask
for a certificate mot receipt for fare
paid. This certificate will entitle you to
one-ffth fare to return home if validated
at the Secretary's office, 45 University
Building, at any time within the dates
fixed
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
MORTALITY REPORT
CONSUMPTION AND PNEUMONIA
HEAD DEATH LIST.
Statistics Show That the Greatest
Number OF Deaths From Lung
Trouble Occur'in Winter.

The Bureau Of Census has published
report presenting mortality statistics
for the United States for the five cal.
endar years 1900 to 1904.
AS shown in the table, tuberculosis
of the lungs and pneumonia were by
far the leading causes of death. The
greatest number of deaths from lung
trouble occur during the winter
months. Colds are so prolific of lung
trouble that they should not be neg
lected. Persons with weak lungs
should be especially careful
A noted authority on lung trouble
advises that as soon as a cold is con-
tracted the following simple treatment
should be given. The ingredients can
be purchased from any prescription
druggist at small cost and easily pre-
pared in your own home. 1t is said to
be so effective that it will break up a
cold in twenty-four hours and cure any
cough that is durable.
Take one-half ounce Virgin Oil of
Pine (Pure), two ounces of Glycerine
and eight ounces of good Whisky.
Shake well and take in teaspoonful
doses every four hours.
Be sure that the Virgin Oil of Pine
(Pure) is in the original half-ounce
walls, which are put up expressly for
druggists to dispense. Each vial is Sc
curely sealed in round wooden case,
with engraved wrapper, with the name
Virgin Oil of Pine (Pure)
teed under the Food and Drugs Act,
June 80, 1906, prepared only by Leach
Chemical Co., Cincinnati. O.-plainly
printed thereon. There are many rank
limitations of Virgin Oil of Pine (Pure)
which are put out under various
names, such as Concentrated Oil of
Pine, Pine Balsam, etc. Never accept
these as substitute for the Pure Vir-
gin Oil of Pine, as they will invariably
produce nausea and never effect the
desired result.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Admired state.man's Stature.

A German journalist visiting IN
Washington, himself man Of stal.
wart proportions, was rather inclined
to look with something like contempt
on the many understood statesmen he
saw in the national legislature. But
when Secretary Taft bore down upon
him he gasped in wonder. They were
introduced and after a short chat the
secretary departed. Just as he disap.
peared from the Germans admirins
gaze the towering form Of Congress
man Sulloway hove into view. The
German looked at the New Hampshire
man long and earnestly. HE is big.
ger than any man in his imperial ma
jesty's Uhlan guards" said the for
eigner in tone of chagrin, and /
shall write one whole letter about
him"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
WEAK, PALE, thin
Or. Williams Pink Pills Restored Mrs.
Robbins To Health and Also Cured
Her DAUGHTER of Anaemia.


Mrs. Josie Robbins, of 1121 Clar
ST., Decatur, ILL.,, says: 81 was weak,
thin and troubled with headaches. My
appetite failed SO that l did not rel
ish my food. I was unable to do my
work because my limbs panied me
so and my feet were swollen. I got
numb and dizzy, my tongue seemed at
times to be paralyzed so that I
couldn't speak distinctly. My extrem-
tiles, when in this numb state, felt as
If some one was sticking needles into
me all over their surface. Through
my shoulders at times had such pain
that I couldn't sleep. Many times I
awoke with smothering sensation.
when the physicians remedies
failed to benefit me began to look
for something that would. My sister,
Mrs. Mcdaniel, of Decatur, recon-
mended DR.. Williams Pink Pills to
me and at once purchased some.
was greatly encouraged when saw
how they acted on my nervous condi-
ton and continued using them until
cured. am now able to attend to my
duties and have not consulted q phys
ician since.
81 also gave them to my daughter
who had always been weak and who
at this time seemed to lack vitality.
Her cheeks were colorless and she
was thin and spiritless. She had an
aemia and we feared consumption, be-
cause every time she went out doors
if it was at all cold or damp she
would take cold and cough. But DR..
Williams Pink Pills brought color
back to her cheeks and strength to
her body"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists, or sent postpaid, on re-
ceipt of price, so, cents per box. six
boxes for $3.50, by the Dr. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Keep Your Face to the Sunlight.

Keep Your Face to the Sunlight.
/ know an old man who has had
good deal of trouble and many losses
and. misfortunes, but he started out in
life with a firm determination to ex-
tract just as much real enjoyment
from it, as he went along, as possible
not in dissipation, but in wholesome
recreation and fun. He has always
tried to see the humorous side and the
duty of happiness.-O. 8. Marden in
Success Magazine
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Handsome Bridal Coach.

A bridal coach costing $1,000 has
been finished by Bridgeport Conn
manufacturer for liveryman at
Pittston, Pa. The vehicle is uphol-
stored, silk curtained, wood carved,
gilt trimmed and has 20 hearts on 1t.
There are heart-shapad windows, two
large hearts for the dashboard and the
rear springs are heart-shaped. Two
Cupids surmount the lamps.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Crisis Averted.

The two men met, stopped and
glared at each other.
Then one of them spoke.
Rivers" he said, you are wrong!
It's lie! 1 haven't the grip"
Brooks" impulsively exclaimed the
other, cts an infamous falsehood! It's
a base SANDER! I don't know Of any
cure for the grip, and 1 wouldn't tell
you of it if I did,"
Then they solemnly shook hands
and passed on.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

now seriously considering the PROPOSE
ton of taking up the sport for cash.
He has received encouragement from
several prominent matchmakers, and
will work out with some wellknown
mat men at the Chicago Athletic as
ISOLATION When at high school Parry
engaged in several matches, all at the
side-hold style, the form popular in
the rural towns. He was always sue
cessful, and even then gave promise
of superiority in this line of sport. His
intention is now to perfect himself at
the most popular styles. In build Par
ry has the proportions of champion.
He closely resembles Gotch in physical
makeup. He weighs more than 200
pounds, stands six feet in his stock
ing feet and has a chest measurement
of A inches. He is in perfect condi-
ton, and will compete in several
events at the jamestown exposition.
Enough parties have become inter
ested in the six cities to compose the
circuit of Capt. Adrian Anson's billiard
league to practically assure the sue
cess of the organization. The cities
that will join are New York, Boston
and Philadelphia in the east, and Chi
cago, Pittsburg and ST. Louis in the
west. At meeting to be held in Pitts
burg the plans of the league will be
agreed upon and all details worked
out 1t is the intention of Arson to
secure all the star billiard players, in
Guiding Sutton, Willie Hoppe, Schae-
fer, Slosson and Morningstar to take
part in games in the circuit. A chain
of billiard halls will be formed, and
the best available talent will be kept
playing around the circuit. Anson's
idea is to keep the billiard players
busy all the time, giving them a
chance to make more money out of
their profession. The league will not
interfere with championship matches.
The first fatality of the California
racing season occurred at Emeryville
when Fred Ross, crack jockey in the
early SOS, was thrown from the horse
Instructor in runaway and broke his
neck. Ross was 60 years of age
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
"Warfarav In Africa.

In the neighborhood of Lake Tchad.
Africa, the other day, six negro troop
ers, commanded by a corporal, armed
with carbines only, successfully de-
Tended little mud fort against 500
warlike Tauregs, and when the Tau
regs gave up the attempt and retired.
the troopers sailed out and pun
ished" them.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
LONG Distance.

Where are you going, old chap?'
asked the first youth.
Going to send Myrtilla a kiss
through the telephone" replied the
second youth.
'Why, you are slow. Don't you
know kiss through telephone loses
its fiavor?"
Just why am using the telephone.
old man. I have been eating onions.
--Chicaso Daily News.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
STATE OF ONO. Cry OF TOLEDO. ..

LUCAS equity.
partner Of the firm Of F. j. CHENEY & Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo. County and State
aforesaid and that said firm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
of CArARRH that cannot be cured by the use Of
HALLS CArARRH CpnL.
Sworn to before me ano subscribed in my presence
this 9th day OF December, A. D. 1886.
-, A. w. GLEASON,
SEAL NOTARY PUBLIC.
=
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials. free.
FL. CHENEY CO., Toledo o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall Family Pills for constipation.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

and other kidney ills,
will find comfort in
the words of Mrs.
Jane Farrell, of COG
Ocean Ave-, Jersey
City, N. j., who says:
IT reiterate all I
have said before in
praise of Doan's Kid
ney Pills. / had
been having heavy
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Oldest Iiyino Scotchman,

James Grieve, who was born in
Borchilly, Glenquoich, in Glengarry,
on New Years day, 1900, is the oldest
living Scotchman. He was shepherd
up to few years ago. He can remem
Der incidents of nearly century ago.
He lives very simply and seldom
eats meat. He married in 1922, and
three Of his IA children survive
Greenoch Herald.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

The foundation of pride is the wish
to respect ones self, whatever others
may think; the handspring of vanity
is the craving for the admiration OF
others, no matter at what cost to ones
self-respect IF. Marion Crawford.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Ata DISADVANTAGE.

1.-THE court fortune teller is going to
resign" said one Russian official.
eyes," answered the other; he Is
at disadvantage. II he predicts bad
news, he comes into royal disfavor,
and IL he predicts good news, 1t
doesn't come true" -Washington Star.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
How to Trap Wild Animals.

4o-page trap book illustrated, picture 40
wild animals in natural colors, also bar
ometer & calendar, also gun & trap catalog,
also prices on raw furs. All sent post paid
for Zoe stamps or silver. FREE to those
who ship to, or buy of u.s. Address Fur
Dept, N. w. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

Notwithstanding the existence OF
switches, pads, drug store complex.
ions, belladonna and pneumatic con.
trivances such as are described in the
advertising pages of magazines, you
never have heard of self-made
woman.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
woman.

Runabout-'Reggy's new automo-
bile blew up with him on the first
trip, and he sued the firm that sold
him the machine" Speeder-"Did
he recover anything?" Runabout-
Everything, believe, but one finger
and part of an ear."-Judge.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Hines
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $500
trial bottle and treatise. DIR. r. II. Kline,
Id, 93l Arch ST.. Philadelphia. Pa.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

Idleness and pride tax with heav
Ter hand than kings and parliaments
If we can get rid of the former we can
easily bear the latter.-Franklin.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

Garfield Tea, an absolutely pure and eff
fective laxative Made of Herbs. Take it
to purify the blood, to overcome constipa..
ton and to Eradicate rheumatism and
chronic diseases.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

PUTNAM YAOELESS DYES produss
the brightest and fastest colors with ieis
work and no muss.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

You have missed the best if Garfield
Tea, Natures laxative, has been over
looked; take it to regulate the liver and
to overcome constipation.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

Efforts of homely girl who tries
to look pretty are very often vain.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
Partners and Grizzly Bears.

Ship Furs Pelts Mcmillan Fur & Wool
Co.. Minneapolis, MINI. Write for prices
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

1t isn't always policy to believe the
man who tells you what he would do
il he were in your place.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

According to statistics nine-tenths
of the men who commit suicide are
married. Comment Is unnecessary.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

GOSSIP.

William T. Reid, Jr, for the last two
years in charge of football at Harvard,
was asked this question: What has
been accomplished toward establishing
a coaching system of permanency and
what are the future prospects of foot
ball at Harvard?" Reds reply was:
when / came east two years ago
found the football situation at Har-
ward just about as / expected to find
it; that is to say, matters were pretty
we'll tangled up. This was due, of
course, to the fact that with an annual
change in policy, each head coach usu-
ally having had but one year at the
work, no system had been established
or even started, each coach finding it
all he could do to struggle through
his own incumbency without attempt
ing to do anything for the future. 1t
took q good part of the first year to
get the needs of the situation in mind
portant things. Then came the dark
ages during which it seemed doubtful
whether there would be any more foot,
ball. Harvard football emerged from
this uprooting on something of new.
basis. Graduates and freshmen were
debarred from the teams, mass play
was abolished, and new game evolv,
ed. Therefore much that had been
done to start system was under.
mined, and in many ways new be
ginning had to- be made. The start
was made, and it is my feeling that
football at Harvard is now in condi-
ton where if the policy as laid out is
carried on for at least another year,
better and better teams should be
turned out with less and less effort.
If, on the other hand, the start already
made is not followed up, we shall soon
be back where we were prior to 1905.
The situation seems to me to be
healthy one, and hope to see next
year great progress made along the
lines which all Harvard men recognize
as the only sound ones-the establish
ment of a consistent system based
upon experience"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

Many a mans idea of hospitality is
to bring other men home and have his
wife cook for them.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
We Want Your Cream

Write to-day for tags and prices. North
Star Creamery Co., Minneapolis, Mimi.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

Prefer diligence before idleness, I'M.
less you esteem rust before brightness
Plato.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

A woman may be afraid of the cook,
but q man isn't-unless she's his wife.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

Edward Parry, western college
man, is contemplating becoming pro.
fessional wrestler. While attending
the University of Chicago Parry was
a star football player, and for several
seasons played tackle on the varsity
team. He was also captain of the
track team. For several years he has
been an admirer of wrestling and is
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

The more man wants to borrow
the harder he shakes your hand.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
TwlcE.ToLo TESTIMONY.
A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells
How to Find Relief.

The thousands Of women who suffer
backache, languor, urinary disorders
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08
For Prices on Poultry,

either live or dressed, write 4. E. Cobb,
st. Paul. MINI.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

named remedies sometimes deceive. The first and
original Cold Tablet is WHITE PACK gle with
black and red lettering. and bears the signature Of
Il. w GROVE. Csc.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

We Pay Top PrIce TOT Cream.
Cash every day. Write for prices and
tags. Miller & Holmes, st. Paul, Mimi.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-03-08

A toast-May the best you wish for
be the worst you get.
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1907-03-14

1 Rubber lire lOp Buggy
} Road Wagon
2 Pair Bob Sleighs
1 Hay Rack
I Manure Sleigh
1 Stone Boat
i Pung
/ Wooden 8 barrel Water Tank
l Galv. Water Tank, 3 barrels
2 Watering Troughs
II Barrel Cart
II Iron Frame Grind Stone
Is Sets Work Harness
2 Sets Single Harness
II Set Double Driving Harness
About 80 Plymoth Rock Chick
ems
20 Tons Of Prairie Hay in stack
Is Tons Sheaf Millet
500 bu of Barley
DeLeval Cream Separator
Forks, Hoes, Shovels, Rakes,
Scoops, and many other ar !
ticles
Also all my Household Goods
The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1907-03-14

3 Ceilings, Wgt 1900 to 1900
7 Mares, q insfoal
1 Colt 2 yrs old
1 Colt 1 yr old Sucking Colt
1 Driving Team
3 Cows, 1 Fresh Mich Cow
2 yr old Steer
i 2 yr old Heifer
3 Yearling Steers
/ Sucking Colt
8 Deering Binders, I and 8 #,
with Trucks
1 Kentucky Disc Press Drill,
new last year
1 Kentucky ~ Shoe Drill
2 Steel Lever Harrows
2 John Deere High Lift Gang
Plows 1 Stubble Plow, ID in
] Walking Breaker, IS in
I Mower Hay Rake
1 Expert Tanning Mill
l Wagon 3M 3 in tire
1 Wagon 3H 3 in tire
1 Truck Wagon
l 80 bu. Grain Tank
2 l25 bu Grain Tanks
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-04-27
HOW CLASSIC WAS WRITTEN
Bret Har.e's Great Poem Result OF an
Inspiration.

The war correspondent, Frederic
Viliers, has recorded ealk with
Bret Harte apropos of the poem,
Dickens in Camp" I'VE all felt his
loss most keenly in the States said
Harte:
"On hearing of his death Cd sat
down about three in the afternoon to-
write an editorial on the great au-
thor. l wrote one and then tore it
up. Then another, after much pains,
was written. This did not please me,
SO | tore it up. I wrote yet another
and threw it into the waste paper
basket; it would not do. 1t was get
ting late, and l was now keeping the
paper waiting for press. | was drum
ming on my desk, absolutely without
another thought in my head; l had
run dry. Suddenly | mechanically
began to write and the result was the
thing You seem to like so much. Well,
Pr. villiers, you are not far out
like it, too"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-04-27
The Evolution OF
Household Remedies.

The modern patent medicine ousi-
ness is the natural outgrowth of the
cld-time household remedies.
In the early history of this country,
EVERY FAMILY HAD ITS HOME
MADE MEDICINES. Herb teas,
bitters, Laxatives and tonics, were to be
found in almost every house, COMPOUND
ed by the housewife, sometimes assisted
by the apothecary or the family doctor.
Such remedies as picra, which was
aioes and quassia, dissolved in apple
brandy. Sometimes hop tonic, made
of whiskey, hops and bitter barks. A
acore or more of popular, homemade
remedies were thus compounded, the
formulate for which were passed along
from house to house, sometimes written,
sometimes verbally communicated.
The patent medicine business Is a
Natural outgroSth from this whole
some, old-time custom. In the begin
ming, some enterprising doctor, i'm
pressed by the usefulness of one of
these homemade remedies, would take
1t up, improve it in many ways, manu-
3acture it on large scale, advertise 1t
mainly through almanacs for the home,
and thus it would become used over a
large area. LATTERLY THE HOUSE
HOLD REMEDY BUSINESS TOOK
A MORE EXACT AND SCIENTIFIC
FORM.
Peruna was originally one of these
old-time remedies. 1t was used by the
Mennonites, of Pennsylvania, before il
was offered to the public for sale. DR..
Hartman, THE ORIGINAL COM
FOUNDER OF PERUNA, is of Men
MONTE origin. First, he prescribed il
for his neighbors and his patients
The sale of it increased, and at last he
established a mandatory and fur
uished it to the general drug trade.
Peruna is useful in a great many
climatic ailments, such as coughs, colds
gore throat, bronchitis, and catarrhal
diseases generally. THOUSANDS OF
FAMILIES HAVE LEARNED THE
USE OF PERUNA and its value in the
treatment of these ailments. They
have learned to trust and believe In
DIR. Hartman's judgment, and to rely
on his remedy, Peruna.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-04-27
AGE TOLD az THE PULSE.
From Birth to Death the Beats Have
Steady Decrease.

How old are you? Ask your pulse.
The human pulse has wide range,
even in perfectly healthy persons.
The female pulse always beats fast
er than the male, and from birth to
death the pulse beats steadily de-
crease. 1t has been said by great
authorities that the age and sex OF
a person could be ascertained by the
rate of the pulse alone. Babies at
birth have a pulse beat Of 100 times
a minute in case OF 4 girl and $50 in
the case of boys. At the age of four
or five the pulse beats Will have fall
en- respectively to 10 and 100. Maid
ems aud youths pulses average 80
and 90. Mature men and women av'
erage 80 and rs. Elderly men and
women have an average of so and so
An old woman's pulse rarely, If ever
sinks below so, but among men
pulse beat below so is quite common
There are, however, great variations
consistent with health. Napoleon's
pulse is said to have beaten only A
times a minute.