davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

How patriotic a politician is when
he is out looking for job!
The only time some men are out Of
trouble is when they are in Jail.
A lot of unimportant things are told
"confdentially."
Every man has society manners, and
the other kind.
Being a nice man doesn't seem to
get anything in politics.
People abuse stingy man; but
| they abuse a shiftless man worse.
| To a boy, it always seems a man
doesn't fully appreciate being grown
up"
There is this much about the first
quarrel: There are bound to be 9TH
ers.
1t is no sign because a guest has
the spare room that she has also, a
welcome.
Attending to your own business is
the most effective way to fight compe-
tition.
1t is a pathetic fact that more lem
ons are handed to most of us than
bouquets.
When a man has been married three
times, people point him out on the
streets.
If you meet friend who is feeling
puffed up because he has deceived a
little praise, don't worry about his eX-
ploding. Some one is sure to come
along and take the conceit out of him.
; For a person with nothing to do, and
plenty of attention, baby kicks a
, good deal
| The trouble usually is, man likes
, too many women and woman likes
one man too well.
Most of us would be willing to eat
greens awhile, II that would solve tne
, dandelion question.
Some women, when they want to
have dinner promptly at half past five,
begin getting it at six.
If a mans first name is Jake"
+ chances are quite favorable for his
wife calling him Mister"
Ever notice how man likes to find
fault with his job in the presence of
men who haven't as good a one?
Although a woman knows she is not
an angel, she never fully forgives her
$ husband for not being hero.
You may know some men lifetime
+ without learning their first name. Per
haps it is Hezekiah and they are keep
ing it quiet
= When the old-fashioned woman
a meets little girl who is not growing
very fast, she says "They must keep
brick on your head"
q Asked the boys at half the supper
o tables in town every night; Where
have you been since school? Didn't
tell you to come straight home?
| mr. tn tf,,,n 10 hn ,t,,s.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

A lot of unimportant things are told
"confidentially."
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14
AROUND TOWN.
This dust is choking.

Hear that rustic? That's the corn
growing.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Every man has society manners, and
the other kind.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

When you have anything to do with
a column like this the women all seal
their lips with their fingers and shun
you as though you had small pox.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Being nice man doesn't seem to
get anything in politics.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

People abuse a stingy man; but
they abuse a shiftless man worse.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

In a public meeting of say forty
men, there are generally about three
who get called home by telephone be-
fore the session is half finished.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

is more healthful than exercise gained
in moving lawn.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

The only time some men are out Of
trouble is when they are in Jail.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Some debating society ought to de-
eide that the exercise gained at tennis
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

A Norfolk lad at dinner yesterday
looked across the table at his sister
with despair in his eyes. 'Dordo,"
said he, addressing the sister, 1--WE
don't get any chance to talk, do we?"
And now his father and mother are
each trying to fasten the blame on the
other.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14
ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

How patriotic a politician is when
he is out looking for job!
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

A prominent Norfolk young woman,
who recently went to the penitentiary,
has returned home. She visited the
warden's daughter.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Senator Randall of Newman Grove
says he reads The Norfolk News every
day, advertisements and ALL
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

After you've sold goods on the road
for twenty years the art of debating
letters to a stenographer is said to
come easy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Representative Anderson, in speech
see Norfolk's paved streets and other
signs of progress in north Nebraska's
metropolis.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

It's always a satisfaction to be at
home when telegraph reports tell Of
destructive tornadoes. For you never
know that you might not have been
killed had you been away, while there's
a strong feeling of security connected
with being right at home.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Cne american prlnClpal tnat no lnQuS-
try should be considered guilty of
charging exorbitant rates until proven
guilty.
AROUND TOWN.
This dust is choking
Hear that rustic? That's the corn
growing.
T. e. Anderson, Madison county rep
resentative, doesn't have much to say
but what he does say counts.
Senator Randall introduces just
enough good Irish wit into a speech
to make him most fascinating public
talker.
People who eat olives ought to be
willing to put the seeds on their own
plates.
A young boy appeared on the streets
of Norfolk during the day in a straw
hat. But the wind took it off for him
before night.
When you have anything to do with
a column like this the women all seal
their lips with their fingers and shun
you as though you had small pox.
In a public meeting of say forty
men, there are generally about three
who get called home by telephone be-
fore the session is half finished.
Representative Anderson, in a speech
last night, said that he was glad to
see Norfolk's paved streets and other
signs of progress in north Nebraska S
metropolis.
When cocoanut kisses were passed
at a party the other day one Norfolk
woman frankly said to the waiter:
See that my husband gets one. He
doesn't like any other kind any more
Fire having broken out in the first
to be due, oughtn't it, in the second
and third houses ever built in the
town. These fires in Norfolk always
run in cycles.
A new cause for war has been given
to Japan. Three Japanese laborers
were viciously stabbed, two of then
| nh fntn Of Ic1o nd
The Japanese government will prob
ably contend that the United States is
entitled to beating at sea for allowing
three brown men to be thus treated
The only difficulty lies in the fact tina
the assailant was a Jap, himself. May
be we ought to declare war on japan
for allowing four orientals to thus dis
turb the peace.
The Norfolk race meet will be {
hummer weather permitting.
The country's saved The sun ha
burned a hole through the clouds.
The new drainage ditch carries no
only surplus water but boys as well.
Norfolk has three rivers that boy
ought to be careful about swimming
in: the Northfork, the Elllhorn and tn,
new drainage ditch in the west end.
After you've sold goods on the roat
for twenty years the art of debating
letters to a stenographer is said t.
, come easy.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Norfolk has three rivers that boys
ought to be careful about swimming
in: the Northfork, the Ellhorn and the
new drainage ditch in the west end
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

You may know some men a lifetime
without learning their first name. Per
haps it is Hezekiah and they are keep
ing it quiet.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

When the old-fashioned woman
meets a little girl who is not growing
very fast, she says: "They must keep
brick on your head"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

A Norfolk woman says that fashion
is wrong in not providing a comb for
dinner party guests. She says she is
going to carry comb along with her,
after this, when she goes to real
fashionable affair where combs are not
to be expected.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Asked the boys at half the supper
tables in town every night; Where
have you been since school? Didn't |
tell you to come straight home? A
pretty time for you to be coming
home"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

When cocoanut kisses were passed
at party the other day one Norfolk
woman frankly said to the waiter:
See that my husband gets one. He
doesn't like any other kind any more"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

To a boy, it always seems man
doesn't fully appreciate being grown
up"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

The new drainage ditch carries not
only surplus water but boys as WELL
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Although a woman knows she is not
an angel, she never fully forgives her
husband for not being a hero.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Fire having broken out in the first
house built in Norfolk blaze ought
to be due, oughtn't it, in the second
and third houses ever built in the
town. These fires in Norfolk always
run in cycles.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Ever notice how a man likes to find
fault with his job in the presence of
men who haven't as good a one?
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

If you meet friend who is feeling
pulled up because he has deceived a
little praise, don't worry about his ex-
ploding. Some one is sure to come
along and take the conceit out of him.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

When a man has been married three
times, people point him out on the
streets.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

The trouble usually is, man likes
too many women and woman likes
one man too well.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

For person with nothing to do, and
plenty of attention, a baby kicks a
good deal.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

1t is a pathetic fact that more lem
ons are handed to most of us than
bouquets.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

Most of us would be willing to eat
green's awhile, if that would solve the
dandelion question.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

The Norfolk race meet will be a
hummer, weather permitting.
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

If a mans first name is Jake"
chances are quite favorable for his
wife calling him Mister"
The Norfolk weekly news-journal. (Norfolk, Neb.) 1900-19??, 1907-06-14

There is this much about the first
quarrel: There are bound to be 9TH
ers.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
Wic itanS's nit benz 9flma?

$50 blieb eigentlih ser %flug, ole
Die S%erbitarbeit nit linn bcenbet mar?
Wieaeibt gerabe ba i'm Seloe. no Die
Yferpe bon ibm nbgeitrdngt muroeu?
Sum, penn ouS Der Saa lpar. Damn
bei6t es eben einfah: ben Tilug ms
@ebDft. unb slpar inter Snd uuo
Sud- bolen uno 9riinblih reiniseu,
ipenn bas audi cine ihmerc. mebritiins
biee Irbeit iein ioIltc. Serncr ioQte
9leid8eitig oamit Elm @ei6luB anacs
nommen iperbeu. oab bns ndcbite Wtal
Die Yierbe crit Damn bonn Tfluge abs
5%uitrdngen iinb, ipenn perIelbe lid am
Shemertbor beiinbet. no linn miibelos
S6ue gegen Die 8interirurmc 81 tbcil
lperben fam.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
Sm @ferbam= Separtement in
@aibingtDn

bot tiir5lih Elm llnfau itnttgeflinben,
oeIIen @irfungen bon pielen Sarmern
DeS San0es perIpiirt iperben biirften.
9as Sdmereien pertbeilenbe 2agers
bduS beS Separtements, aus pelfem
allidbrlid Die SGmereien pertbeilt
fuurDen, lit abgebrdnnt mnb fat Der
9an3e 8orrabt on Sdmereien perrihe
tet norben. Ser pirtli6e 9erlult be-
trdgt un9efdbr 800, 900, ober Der
praftii6e Serluit niro bel GROCER iein.
Selbltperitdnbii6 befanoen lid inter
ben SGmereien piele g~enobnlthe
Sorten, unb es lit lnn9e unb lebbuft
oariiber bebattiert iporoen, Oh bur6
Die ~@ertbeilung iolder SGmereien
bllr6 Die Mit9lieber bes GongreIies
ir9eno nelfer NlIben seltiftet inuroe.
2dBt man a6er Dieie Sertbeilung
auBer Sra9e, 10 iparen bod siele
anpere Sorten bon SGmereien por>
banben. beren @erluit empfinolih per<
ipiirt fperoen miro. Sas Separte>
ment bat lid ieit Sabren nit Yflnn>
5en6iihting befaBt, 9eraoeio fpie nit
Der 3ii6tIng bon Sarntbicren. Gs
iino 3. 9. pertbbpae Irten bon Wais,
Wei5en unb dnberen @etreibearten
proDu5iert pproen, Die an ipe5iele
Snrmer bertbeilt perben %lolten, mo-
bur6 bieie b%eionberen Nrten beoeuz
teno ipdren pergroBert iporpen. 9as
Separtement bate ipgar ie6r pertbs
belle Nrten LANCER Sten9el llplnub>
8dumnolle p~roou5iert. Sann CABS
biele ~ausldnbiide SGmereien, Barrie
tdten bon 4lfalfa, 8. g., fpel6e Der
Siirre pioeriteben. unb Iebulihes,
lpnS IIeS 3u nIsge5eiGuetem @e>
braltG pertpenoet tpurDe. @s luirb
geraume 3eit nebmen, oieien onrd
ba5 fiir5life Seuer 5eritorten midi
tigen Sbeil be5 9epartements pieber
in Setrieb 5u Ieben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10

IS gibt Nepfel, Die iebr MIDI
tern, ia iait Seidmadlos iino uub sic
man bod nod germ in Der &ii6e bers
lpenoen mpbtc; iolde fof)e man nit
.9ranberrieS" 3uianmen uuo life
lie nah @elieben, Sit Seioe5 nit cine
amber miirbc 9efobt, 10 rilbrt man
Die Iaiie burh einen 9urdihlug.
gu @dnies, Guterz ober Gdpcinez
braten pabt Dies Gompptt 9an5 por>
oiislid.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
@inen auf has Manl.

Dor einem en9lii6en @eri6tSbote
puree etn Yro5eB perbanoelt, 81 ipel>
dem EN- Iopotat bon pin5iger 8eitalt
ais 3euge 9eluben mar. Ser Sor@
iibenbe bc8 @eri6tsbofes. welder I'M
GegeEidb 81 linn elm Niele mar unb
Der ami ben fleiuen Wnnn nie aus
'crtrc H6bcu b~erab5liGte. fra9te peus
Jeff .rJc7tli6 Der YerIounliens
1cp &S69 mn sic Sbrem 8ce
rlfe aag?" .Suriit". ~antluortete
scr 0eiragte. - v@ott ltraf' midi"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10

perienben fann. Solange mir alio
feine Yafetpoit nod Snbien 6eIiten,
fOnnen mir auf bieiem @ebiet gar niht
oaran benfen. nit ben europGiiden
unb namentlif BEN en9liihen Sobriz
fanten 5u confurrieren. llebrigens
lit 9err 0enniion feinestpess Der elm
aise amerifaniihe Goniul. Der auf bies
lem llebelituno aufmerfiam maht.
Ser Gonsreb peiB gan5 genau, pel9'
ungebeuren Shapen oas nnlerifaniihe
@~rportgei6dft bur6 Das GrpreB>
Wonopol erleiDet. Iud Dd6 Die
pielen WiIlionen Sarmer iebnlihlt Die
@infiibrrng elmer Yafets YoIt i'm
2anDe ertpaiten, lit linn niht unbez
fannt. limb boffentIih raft er lio
bieies Wal ipirflih auf. Das gan3e
@plf unb 2anb aus beu gicrigen Sang
armen pes grpreBsS rultes gu be-
f~reien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10

rief %erltalint Der Slime. sic poaen
Snrilt iein? SD fpnute Sic ia in meme
NodtaI6e itedenl" .Sn bieIem
Snle", perieete Der GIeine auf Der
Steue, ~niirben Sic ~permut6lif, mebr
Observation-Disclosures III Der SaI6e, ais
in Sbrem 9opfe baben."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
glnf benz @enbelitein.

8ierbuber (bie ausii6t bepun>
berno) ~9as muB man Tag n, bas lit
i66u, ba 9ebt gincm g Ser5 aui.
9'rab ais penn an'3apit pirbl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
Sd babe tteinen Srna=iGa0en
teIbit fnriert.
ltno tutrSs Sbnen 5eieen we sic ben Sbrisen bei!en
fOnnen uno guar urrutsritlidJ.

Sett Sabren par ib biIIoS uno mubte oaS 9ett blien, tpeaer
ss,nss Sepeeliei, SrnS.baSens. aein Srn6oano bali mir. Die
Ner5ie la9ien. Dab tn tterben pnroe, lpenu man MID uDt operte,
rem laile. 80 taniate lie ale uno turierte. nto ieibi pern1hteii
einer e,nIanen gnieeaine. I9enn bena9rtttigt lblde t1 Stnsn
pie SUR uHeHtgelttb. sic bat mid gebeiIt uo iettoem Iais
lenoe anoere. sic ioire aub Sic iurieren. Sbreiben Gle non
Seate an: Capt Us. ". Ceilings. Bog 26s, @atertotpn, ". %.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
Gns Der Snitrnftipnsitunbe.

llnteroffi6ier: Nuu, Weier. mas
muB ser Solpat Dor allen Sineen be-
iiben, fpenn er auf Die feinbli6e Stels
lung Sturm lailfen mill?
8efrut Ieier: Wutb muB er be-
iiben, Serr ltnteroffi5ier.
llnteroffi5ier: Giell Seibe 9eine
milB er nod beiisen. ebe er Stlirm
ldufen fannl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
Hcinigcn ber 0clcer BON Grnte=
HiifitGuhcn.

Spbalb Die Sriidae Nderz unb
8artenlano perlaiien baben, loa man
b%eoenten. DaB in Den 8ur3eln, Stcps
peln, Striinfeu, Stengeln unb mas
JOINT bon ben abeeernteten Gflan5en
I'M Sanbe 5uriidbleibt, Die Seine Sablz
reider i6Gbli6er 2ebelpeien ruben,
pelde Der @ieberbelebung ipdteitens
I'M ndhiten Sriibiabr barren, nm i6r
electromagnetic an unieren &ultlirz
pflnn5en Damn bon Neuent 81 bsains
men. Solhe Seine linD an ieuen
Sflan5eniiberreiten INNER porbonben,
Ill grDBter Wenge nntiirlih Damn,
rpenn Die betreffenbe aulturpfIon5e
lhon bon einem poer Dem anOereu
oieier S1dolinge itarf befuQcn ipar.
Iber alif) ou, mo bieie pielperbreiteten
S6dplinge in gerin9er In5abl oore
bdnoen fparen unb feline bemerfburen
Solgen an ben Yfldn8en binterlalien
batten, 6leiben bod ibre lleberpiuz
terungs5nitdnbe an oen @rntes HiiGs
itdnoen baften unb nerIfleppeu Die
Guelle neuen llebels bon einem Sabre
aufs anbere.
gs lit caber cine tpid)tige pflan3ene
lduslihe IaBregel, ipenn man dlf
Die mDslifite Notwithstanding aler
grnte 8iIditdnoe binarbeitet. @enn
oaber 0aS Seitige llnterpfliiaen Der
8etrsibe Itoppeln empfoblen niro, 10
gilt Dies audi fir anbere aulturpflans
gen. @enn barauf bin5uipeilen lit,
baB 8. 9. on Dem aartpffelfraut unb
an adrtoffeln, Die negen iblehter Be-
I6affsnbeit auf DEM Selpe 5uriidees
laiien perben. Die perid,iebenartigiten
Seine bon Observation-Disclosures baften,
oaB burh Die aopfe unp gldtter Der
Observation-Disclosures itnb burd perz
borbene Hiiben. Die auf oem Selbe 5ue
riidbleiben, Der Iderboben nit pielen
riiben@ feinblihen 2%ebepelen, INSIDE
lpnDere alIb nit ben Yil5en. ipelden
Den Wnr5elbrunb uno Die Ser5> iinb
5rodenfdule Der 3uderriibe peranlai>
len. periellht ipirb, uno oaB audi on
Den lleberbleibieln Der abgcernteten
Sr6len, gobnen unb anberer Silliene
friidte, an oenienisen Der 3oblarten
unb ionitiser @emiiiepflansen Seine
ipe5ifiider Seinbe bieier 9etpdfie be-
bufs llebertpinternng i'm Sreien 5lls
rildbleiben, bnnn ipiro mar einieben,
oaB in Der geieitiguns pner llnidGbs
lihmafung oieier grnteriiditGnoe Gin
piftiges Wittel fir ben Yflan5eus
ihus liegt. Gs piirbe an melt fiibz
rem, bier 81 erortern. nie melt in Der
Traris in iebem ein5elnen Sale oors
gegangen tperben ioll. gs mag oee
nii9en. alimerfinm 81 maiden. ~iporalf
es ilberballpt anfommt; man miro
ielbit belrtbeilen fonnen. pie neit cs
lpirtbIha tlich m0glih lit. Ser Infors
oerune in iebem Sale geredt 5u pcrs
ben unr insbeionpere nit ipelhen W1its
teln bies 81 erreihen lit. Ils ioldc
perben III Setrnht fpmmcn tDnnen;
I%biummeln Der grnte Tiidltdnbe urlb
Ibfubr berielben ppm Seloe oper I'm
ihdblihmahung ~berielben burb Ser
bremen ober nber genilaenp tiefes
lln~terpfliigen berielben auf DEM Seloe.
Die meilten bier in Setrodt fpnumells
Den Sebeiueien perben burdl cine oez
bDri9e gcredura nit Grhe eritidt unb
getootet. - .Iderbaus 3tg.".
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
4, " ~
Sas stebt.
Hatiirltfjer Wnnih.

Satin: Oh biit Nitslieb 10 bieIer
Clubs. Ilfrebl S0nnt' i6 ni6t au6
Iit9lieo eines berielben perben?
0atte: 8el3' ionberbarer Buni6l
8esbalb benn eigentlih, meme 2iebe?
@attin: 8. ib mo6te au6 ipieoer
einmal einen Ibenb in beiner @eieu<
iGdft berbrin9enl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
Beribt lber ben Stano
- ser -
;3weiten yiational yanf

bon Dubuque i'm Gtaat Soma beim @biniuB hires
Ssidaftes am 8. DECEMBER 1907.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
0iinitiae 8eleaenbeit.

Commits (moreens): Serr Raper,
SIR 8anarienbosel lit bieie gtadt
frepiertl
Chef: 60. ba bGngen Gle NAL sleid
bas S6ilb ms Seniter: Gusbertauf
tpe9en Sobesfaal
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
" " "
Verntuumt.

grdlltisam: 9aB Dir Sein Batter
bloB $4,000 @art Iitsift geben min.
perItimmt mid. Sd babe linn bod
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10
" " "
Sas @ihtigite.

Hitter: Sic baben ben Yarfauiz
ieber beleibigt, marum t6ateu Sic
bas?
angeflaster: SD fonnte bod ni6t
%tpi'ien, bab er elm geamter lit. Sic
W(iiee nit Dem 9le6lGilo belt er in
Der Sanb unb pbne 9le6 Dor benz
aopfe %srfanute ib i'm nift.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-10


6 berpflihtet, bis 3u Der ooriu fe1t>
Sriit ieinen S6uloner -
ngeI6oren 8u laHenl
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NbmedlSlung.
Sferoenerleiber: g., mein @eI6Gft
ietet bod Ibpe6slune ionit
chen INNER Die Yferbe NIT BEN 8eiz
ern bur6 -. Iber ba babe i6 ginem
III Eferb perlieben, Der feblt MN
don ben 5tpeiteu Gag Da i6eint
nal elm Geiter nit benz 9ferbe burbz
eeansen 8u ieinl?
y ~ ~
gerihiebene MnfiaHuns.
Or: @laubit On, baB unier nelies
eini6laeen fpirb?
Sic: @etpiB - Oarllm bab' i6 nud5
don aaes Yor5eaan lpeg9ei6lpHeu.
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Sm iuriitiifen Ggamen.
Yrofeiior: Stun Iaeen Sic einmal,
oerr Ganbibnt. ipenn elm Briu3ipul
liner Serfduferin elm Stld Stofi gibt
Inn 8ertauf alf eigne 8ednung, in
pas fir elm GerbdltniB tritt er ba
II ibr?
Ganoioat: Sn elm iebr intimesl
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Miftrautih.
8aittpirtb: @ber, Serr Reper, nesz
alb beden Sic benin nit einem Wtale
Sbre Serniette iiber ben SaIenbraten?
@ait: 9a lief eben cine 0iaus burd
lie Cube.
8aittpirtb: 8as bat benn oas nit
ybrem Saienbraten gu tbun?
Sat: S6 bate ansit, er iprin9t
interber.
SaS Wihtigite.
Hi6ter: Sic baben ben Yarfauiz
beleibiet, fparum t6ateu Sic
as?
angeflaeter: SD fonnte bod niht
oab er elm 8eamter lit. 81
nit Dem 9ledicbilb belt er in
er Sanb unb pbue 9le6 Dor benz
srtanute i6 i'm uiGt.
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Sirisfcit.
8efannter: ollie 8etter, Dor einem
Sierteliabr i6on annoncierteu Sic:
Soaitdnbi9er Iusperfauf lpegen Auf>
abe beS 8ei6Gfts; lit Der benn nod
MINER niht 5u gnoe?
8aufmann: 8 bod; bies lit pieoer
in neuer!
Wir 26rfhe inter inns.
Heres: SD banit mer men Sppe oez
auf, met odm iparen i6 Be SGlfte
foue.
8obes: Sann fnlf Ser bod nod eil
nen Spbe, Damn ipars DO De gauge
Reres: So 8inopiebl
.S " "
Cine 0euiKensfrase.
Sfmubl: @ptt, mas bait Oh for
in Slid, Salomon. Is Sir ulsoes
rannt Sein ean5er &leiberlaben, unb
ou befommlt M Die idone SerIi6ez
llngsiummel @aS mar benn Die
Yinfus: SIM Sertrauen aeiaat,
rein lieber S6mubl, e5 mar SelbItz
nt5iinbunel
glmf bent S%riebbpie.
8arl: Sapd, tparum baben Die reis
ZEN 9ellte INNER 10 grpBe @rabiteine?
9apa: @eil lire @rben Iiber Iein
DAB Die @erltorbenen niht
fommen founen.
SelbitbeuuEte Sariantc.
On biit aber NAL Elm iiibes
Sic 5pDlfidbri9e 8rete: So. meme
sltern iinb in Der 8abl ibrer So6ter
boriidtig gepeien!
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Seritrcnt.
8nabe (einen Yroieilor anbets
elnb) I6, i6enfen sic mir etipaS,
lite . mein Sater lit tobtl .
Yrofefior; 8arte, on Shlinael .
as bait on Dor pier5ebn Sogen arld
don geiagtl
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IusgleifJ.
SIN Dem neuen Srdma feblt es on
inem rihtigen 9pnfliftl
3, Der ipielt lid allubenolif stpis
den Dem Sid)ter unD Dem Director
inter Der Siibne ab!
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Seritreut.
@elebrter Unit ieiner iuu9en Srau
Der Srauung aus Der Stride TOM
1eno) 60, iebt geb0ren mir fiir ims
rer 6ulammen. liebe emma!
Sun9e Srau: Sa, Serbinano, -