The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-08-17


authorized permitted 10 solicit or collect in this
diocese any purpose whatever connected with tbs
Catholic Church without having from permission
in writing bearing my seal and signature. Should
anyone be found engaged in doing this unlawful
She the may be- should be regarded by all as
fraud and an imposter L. SEAMAN,
Bishop Of Salt Lake
TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS.
The Tntermountain Catholic goes into nearly every
Catholic home in this diocese. It's circulation in Mon
tana, Idaho, Colorado Wyoming, Nevada and many
other states very large. Only reliable firms and
business advertise in the paper All subscribers
will find it TO their advantage when about to invest
purchase or consult on business matters to read over
the list of advertisers. We not only recommend
but ask for them the patronage Of all our readers
However grass widow is not necessarily
vegetarian.
E pluribus unum That ought to be a pretty
good motto for trust, too.
When man can "steal" $50, 100000, he can al
most afford to be an empire builder.
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Government ownership may be failure, but the
mail man hasn't gone on strike yet.
-S&~s
That $29,OOOOOO fine against the Standard Oil
company is a rift in the loot, anyway.
Napoleon met his Waterloo and now Standard
Oil has met its Keneshaw Mountain.
While, most of us dislike the steady grind, the
jovial miller never complains of it.
Naturalists are not saying much these days
about anything at all, let alone nature.
The difference between the watermelon of today
and that Of our childhood is about 35 cents.
Strictly speaking, dream and a nightmare are
the same, but a new woman's new hat-well
Anyway, the powder trust would not be expected
to praise the efforts of The Hague conference
Many a man tries to be humorous and creates
laughs by his attempts than if he were really
A fellow with a taking disposition sometimes
has things handed to him which he had not antic-
ipated
If a trust Is octopus and an octupus is dev-
ilfsh, wonder the operations of the institutions
are scaly.
Whether it be a result of the American adj
ministration in the city of the tariff the infant
industry in Salt Lake is booming.
United States Consul Cole at Dawson, Alaska.
says everything there costs two to three times as
much as here. But maybe he hasn't visited the
states recently.
A weighty question being discussed in some
newspapers is, Do parrots understand what they
talk about If they do. it is more than can be said
of some people.
The buster a man gets in the performance of
useful work the less time he has to tell of it. which
probably accounts for a good deal of the telling
work done in the world.
Automobiles no doubt furnish much amusement
for their possessors as they skim along the ground
but their procivity to run down everything in the
way makes them far from desirable things to meet
In considering candidates for the presidency. the
great political parties should overlook the fact
that no candidate for president ever has stepped
from the senate into the White House. But some
times history does not repeat itself.
Death is sad thing, and is not subject for
jokes, but the freaks of the types are many. One
paper says prominent citizen died in the knowI-
edge of blessed immortality" another left "many
relatives and friends and $4,000 life insurance
policy" A Colorado paper tells how lodge members