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The Washington herald., 1907-05-17
The sunlnariex.

FIRST RACE-Six fgrlou--. Saracrezra, lz5
MHl,rI, TO J. won, C7IcuCl White. l1l w Doylsl
% 20 % second, -. Valentine II .-lIlug' p o
D. third Tine lis 25 Joe Carey Ontario. Keato-
Horace +, and Don Enrique also ran
SECOND RACE-Feu and 0us-haf furlours
Jubilee. ITO licst1nl. . 20 J. won; Ladv Wmifred
lr .Goldstein % J. second. Wsvecrs-t, ii0 NH-
lu'. / N e third. Time. o55 IS Sweet Tare
EisEn. ard QureE's Souvenir also ran.
THIRD EACE-SW and CuC-hsif fUrl0rrg straight
IL.uz. 81 SIu'rTI, to ], won. B0-Um9Hut lr-
H-rer rs ta J, second; Aur-lo. ial .GrauiI.
p q" p third. Time I.3. Ag'hu'. Eashay Belle
lrt.s- CRWTliUar. Tim UToaIe. G.ldta Shore.
Stray kiloraubie. YaWer0. Gallant Dan, and
Carde Haul also ran.
FOURTH kACE-Abut tH1 milec Sarr.u7 IL
Uugeo 20 s. wCEi Dr. Keith. Is lAfohIlaidI %
20 l0. sae1al falIabeen. l5l .B1EsnI. s t1 g. third
Time. 800 Navajo and Harp PLAYER also nm
FIFTH RACE-Siv fgrlrngs straight. Suffrage.
Hj NllT,. 8 ta J. U11. Jack Atar I11 E11u -5
.1 J. second. psrtoud. l1 d. Dgrru. Oh to J.
third. Tme lI2 as uxiud. Rcd RiTr Rosehan.
Frank Gil First Trmrm Dreamer Bu1kdaLe
NtmlL. and liTT-rou u also ram.
SIXTH EACE-Ora asa ara-=.rta=u'H miles. ~u-
rrrrau U2 DIu5r. 8 f1 s. vaD- Dolly ~asugsr.
li 0Not,rr.. 90 2 second; Esudr - NuutaluI.
= % J. flIrd Time 1885 tau=-. Red Frsr.
Sailor Boz Tommy Nlideil and Bright boy also
.ar.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-17

At savannah-sa7annah. o; Augusta, , (Fourtscn
innngsl
Al Macon Macon. 0, Charleston. J.
At Jacksonville-JacksoHville 8, Columbia, 0.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-17
TO-DAY,s GAMES.

WashiBgton at Chicago.
Philadelphia at 81. Louis.
New York at Detroit.
Boston at Cleveland.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-17
Yesterdays RESULTS.

Chicago, :; Washington, 2.
st. Louis, 4; Philadelphia, o.
Cleveland, =; Boston, 1.
Detroit, I; Eew York, o.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-05-15

| take my own treatment. 1t cured
me after suffered 20 years and took
enough pills, tablets, patent medicines
and predigested foods to fill a barrel
My Biscuit does business in two minutes
by the watch yet it's made from fruits,
grain and vegetable products, combined
with proper blending agents, so that it's
acceptable to the most delicate stomach.
1t doesn't interfere with your doctors
treatment, nor anything else you may
be taking.
| absolutely guarantee it contains no
opium, morphine, cocaine, nor any other
narcotic drug, or forfeit 81 900 in gold.
You don't understand it? Well, to be
frank with you, don't either. But after
long series of costly experiments,
finally chit upon an idea," and made a
condensed biscuit that thought would
help me, and it did; it cured met cured
others, too. What's more, it cured some
diseases it wasn't made to cure.
/ accidentally produced something
that far transcended my own knowledge
and intentions-a good deal like Co
>,
East Indies and discovered America.
have studied medicine, chemistry and
science, am an author of school books;
have delivered scientific lectures before
medical schools, colleges and universities;
and am supposed to know thing or
two about what kind of remedies cure;
but can't explain the biscuit; some of
the cures it performs are beyond me
and can't find any one else who can ex-
plain it to my satisfaction, either.
Ofcourse the biscuit contains concen-
trated pineapple, and pineapple has a
long family history, going back a hun
dred years or so, as being good for the
digestion. Then there's pawpaw, the
fruit of the tropical melon tree; it looks
like cantaloup and tastes like one, but
it grows on a tree. The natives eat it
when the stomach's too weak for any
thing else. It's good food, though, any
time-all the time. It's in the biscuit.
You have heard your mother say figs
were the best for the bowels-well, they
are there, condensed and compressed,
seeds and all. The little seeds are harm
less, but they help do the business.
Your grandmother always told you
celery was good for the nerves; well, it's
in the biscuit Then there are things to
wake up the liver and bowels and there
by help the kidneys little too, and so
on But when you sit down and add up
all the different things the biscuit ought
to do, the result isn't half as large as
what the biscuit does do.
But the thing that concerns you is to
get well. You don't care how. The
biscuit is best for dyspepsia, stomach,
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-05-15

liver and bowel troubles, insomnia,
plmples, blotches, nervousness, melan-
choly, "blues," bad blood and run
down" conditions of the system, but it's
also wonder for diseases of the heart,
skin and nervous system, produced by
stomach troubles-and many of them
are.
Don't take my word, but read what
Others say. National Bank President
Kinner of Clean, n Y, writes as follows:
Il have suffered from dyspepsia and
stomach trouble for five years. Re-
cently.it got so bad that l was COM
PEELED to live on matted milk, and even
the matted milk caused me considerable
pain. and eating any other kind of food
was practically out of the question. My
attention was called to Meals Dyspepsia
Biscuit, and obtained package. After
eating the third biscuit | ate a piece of
toast, an egg and some fruit, with no
unpleasant effects whatever. | regard
the results the biscuit has produced as
most marvellous. 1t is by far the best
thing have ever tried"
| would like you to read a compli-
mentary copy of my magazine, called
Strenuous Life" 1t is full of intensely
interesting information for sick folks.
Most everybody is carried away with
the magazine, except the undertaken and
the sexton-and there's a reason. I'm
somewhat in competition with them.
My business is making folks well.
Won't you eat at my expense? You
have probably been paying for your
own food for a good while-now let
some one else help pay for it.
I'll give you one large 25-cent package
of my Dyspepsia Biscuit free if you will
send 4 cents to pay the actual cost OF
postage at merchandise rates. Re-
member you pay the postage only, give
you the Biscuit, pay the expense OF
packing, etc., myself. This is not a
small sample package. but a regular 25-
cent package. This offer is good to one
person for one time only. Eat my Bis
cult at my expense, then tell your friends
how you like them, what they did for
you-that's all. Cut out and use cou'
pom below.
You probably know, w. B. Eastman,
St. Johnsbury. Well, he personally
recommends and guarantees my Biscuit
gives you your money back ifit doesn't
do the work. Call on him to-day, take
some of the Biscuits home with you and
have one more good dinner tomorrow
dinner of soup and apple pie with
mashed potatoes and nice big turkey
with the rich brown gravy ali oozing
out. Don't forget the name, w. B. East
man, of St. Tohnsbury, the man that
sells Meals Biscuit and guarantees them
too. Large package only SOC.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-05-15
Went to Stay.

.ll zen years ago farmer put his initi-
!; IFS On dollar, went to town and spent
Twin with merchant. Before the year
t Gas out he got the dollar back. Four
10 tt,' Is: IN SIX years the dollar came back
S IW ,.iin Tor produce and three times he
bOrs OF in the pockets Of his neigh
T. ine last time he got it four years ago
NO. sent 1t to mail order house. He has
T IL. seen that dollar since and never will.
scb ''. COLLAR will never pay any more
hN% IS or road tax for him, will never
tha .iu up any or brighten the homes of
Of t tS Looln'nunity. He sent it entirely out
TIE circle of usefulness to himself
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-05-15
SOUTH RYEGATH.

MON iss Jean Wylie has moved into the
She raa house at Boltonville, which
Oily recently purchased.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04
THE STORY.

NOT until after the news Of the death
~ Of Absalom and the utter failure
q The rebellion which had q the frsi
len managed "a brilliantly and suc.
coseeully AID the people Of Israel and
Jodnh realize the enormity Of their
wyong doing Then they wondered
1ov hey could have been 20 easily led
oooPoy, and contention arose among
~ people. each charging the other
NTH responsihllity for the mission.
Iooy saw now how vain and ambitious
. col3ew the man Absalom h.d been:
bow little Of real worth there was to
= Sbund In him. and hey sav also
- sever before The sterling qualities
g heir aged king. ana appreciated
NV much vas owing TO him for Tie
po1ioa's greatness and prosperity.
puEing those days Of darkness. ana
onut& and uncertainty. memory was
~. and the people recalled navid's
u1GA1y desds. nom the 6rst encounter
vllA The giant Goliath to the masy
og1lIlant campaigns through which he
~ ~ his armies. when had the
nne1on had such . deiivcrsr - David
~ been? When had they ever had
ssh . leader - David. since the Zine
g Moses and JOSHUA! Where vas
ehoge . ruler In 81 the nations about
- f1ithful 70 his people. and % loyal
- 0odp He had kept the nation FREQ
Ann idolatrous practices Of the M
tloqs about. He had organized and
ooll1lned the nation as . whole ~ Il
Nd never been seforc. He had made
IL name Of Israel TO be honored and
feared among tho nations about.
And with the reaction which began
% the nation following the collapse
of Absalom's rebellion the memory OF
al these things swept over the m.1ds
Of the people. and the question arose
on every hand:
what shall be doney"
Tho king had been driven forth.
What was now to be done, shame at
their dIsleyalty. and anxiety over the
consequences Of their wrong doing
save rise to wranslings and disputings
among themselves. and added TO the
coofusion of the situation.
Some 0ere were-perversc and re.
bellows ssirits-who set themselves TO
plottiog further mischief. Absalom
VAS dead. TO be sure. but the spirit |
~ Absalofn still was at work In their |
1earts and far from longing for the re- |
turn Of King David. they secretly set |
s>imselves to further insurrection. The |
~ vss old. and could not b with |
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

umw,TrIMo v,cr'm o. <io owu
ADVICE.



ne 49, % sulo.
noe v'onn sceo0. -" - ~ 49,
~ |" me noonI ..
lions OF Boston. enjoyed sc'iins me
ic''owins !oke wh'cn Vas 'anoeens'y
p'.yec On n'm ~ : PULL
sus. oe.oTs me vsceuon seeson .
cnce inquired .. : ooy q" mug" -
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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

e>why speak 70 net . word q
oelHe'no the king back $3.50
INST the king hss been forced 10
No.; but ssddsr still ID Il that
~ pssple are Glow 70 bring him
oook.
What . pIeturs W. have herr
- ths human hsart and IL ~
leslens 70 Its Lord and King.
jeous Christ.
The siIurInO voice Of ssls.ln-
es)oo0es and Elm spsaks IN tire
ear and Il steals away our
hearts from loyalty 10 ths true
King.
The next step In the down.
wnrd course 10 open rebellion
against the rule Of the true and
Flohtful King.
The king 10 driven forth One
cannot read the chsptsr 70.
counting psvId's departure from
Jerusslsm without IN over.
'shelmIns sense Of the sadness
End shame Of Il Ill. But how
Infinitely more tragic and ED
= 4 when the King Of kings end
lesd Of lords 10 forced 70 nee
from the rsbsIlievs hsartI
And when the fires o. elm
hsvs burned themselves cut end
the heart feels Its osselatIon
M iess, what rspresch Il ID
inst there 10 no move 10 bring
ne King back and rssstsbilsh
him upon the thronsi
The King cannot come sxcsps
~ invitation. We may not be
ssr away. Nay, Scripture elveth
NJ kIns's own words:
~oshold, ! stand 1t the door
s0d kneek," ne says. Ne waits
~ the thrsshoId. Tho heart
must cay: SCENE h."
Think o. what Jerusalem was
without Its king. The palace
~ cedar deserted. and, the
city without . ruler to whom
they could turn for advice and
hsIp.
Think o. tire human heart
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

Following . Good Example.
When . father walks In the way a
rtghteousness. bis son soon runs n r.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

Direct evidence Of the return Of the
came individual bird Of migrating
species to . particular spot season
after season II not easily obtainable.
but n. c. Beers believes that he has
such evidence concerning . chipping
sparrow At Lakewood. N. J.. Gays the
Youths Companion. A few years ago
he heard little bird concealed IN the
top Of . maple uttering = peculiar
song which be could not recognise.
The next season be heard the same
peculiar song In Q tree but . few
yards from the original point. This
time he identifled the bird. which
seemed to have learned . song Of liz
own. The thirA year he did not visit
Lakewood At the proper season to
meet his little friend. but the fourth
year he heard and saw II again near
the same spot II appeared always TO
make it, summer home IN ths trees
on IN area not more than two acres h
extent
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04


could not be entertained. The caller
arose and remarked:
Il am the co-executor Of q Isrrs -.
tate. and am not authorised sineIy 20
buy At your 6gure. Il win consult nv
associate and drop n tomorrow"
VERY WELL" replied the largest Nan
in Wall Street.
Az soon % the visitor had passed
out the magnafe turned TO the Thoueht
Indicator. manipulated the machine a
be had been instructed by the invent.
Or and removed the record which he
read with much perturbation:
The Record Of the Thought Indicate :
Just ~ my lockers out Informed NJ. The
old fool II alone st the noon lunch hour
and easy 70 do. And the door o. The ersae
safety vault vide open ~ that: " Win
drop In on him tomorrow and clean out
millions OF the stocks and securities ana
hold them for redemption mon future
negotiations Why. rs . cinchl
Gardner Colgne read and reread the
telItale record Of the Thought Indica-
tor. and after regaining his composure.
remarked to himself:
The greatest invention Of al
time."
The next forenoon Raphael Sears
called a. agreed. and was quite start.
led ~ he read the record Of his re-
Variable invention. The two men had
. prolonged consultation In wills
pes.
AZ the noon hour the caller u the
previous day dropped In about that
little matter Of the Aerial Navigation"
Gardner CoIgne was alone on biz ar-
rival. but no sooner was the visitor
seated than Raphael Sears catered
followed by the entire once star OF
the Largest Man In Wall Street. all
having been concealed IN the outer
ONCE on the ninety -second floor Of the
Mammon building. Zach OF the ~
rivals was armed with . Raphael
Sears One Hundred Shot Sudden
Death Pocket Pistol.
The accomplices Of the visitor had
discovered the reinforcement Of Gard
ner Coisne. the proposed victim. and
principsI N The ,urch
The ccr.rsrs,o, hI.c.n.a ~ IL
most fs,nseS ~ shs srv..,cr. lin =
rreas eeYort he u,s,...a ~ -. -whs,
does this mean. gentlemeny'
Gardner Coigne replied: Your vie
covered nv ~. sc-,-..s. 49, ,-.cs,-
caI me- AZ nsnh.sI 49,, rnc..ss n.
s,~.. n
nre.snc. a. shs rcss s.r,c.,. s.vs,sc,
az the century NJ a.sr- 1. - uesr1.
srch Min ~. ec-,,~ NO. 49,
hi, ussl. ms.h,,s ~s,sn ~. 49, ~
uesrsrcs ~ : $500 ,~.c-1.S vs,.r
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psr'ed tor iuncn ana the inventor ana
me promoter COUVDrn00 m thu 0rnf
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

kKA ''''' !
One bright forenoon in the early ~
tumn Of 2007 Raphael Gears. the world
famous inventor. alighted from bid
aerial auto In front Of the majestic
l00-story Mammon building on Wall
street and promptly reached the Of
nee Of Gardner Coigne the bllllonaire.
promoter and magnate Of the Aerial
Navigation company. Unlimited. BY b.
Ing shot up TO the ninety.second story
In his own Tubular Propulsion, IN In.
genious application Of the force Of
condensed air
The distinguished caller was admit
ted TO the private once OF the Largest
Man IN Wall Street without formaIity.
The small boy In the outer once ~
marking TO the clerk:
'Old man Sears with his white whis-
kers looks like Santa Claus cut Of
season"
The two important individuals e.
changed cordial xreetinrs vhereupon
the caller proceeded 10 business with
the abruptness Of q busy man:
"Coigne. have something new.
something that puts in the shaae my
discovery OF perpetual motion. the tenn
pering OF conner. the making Of gold
and the manufacturing Of dIamonds I"
Il am prepared TO take your word
for apythinr-
~Thsnks for vour confidence ana an
probation Of nv Abilities Now We
have both f,Iled our barrels In the ex-
pIoItation of my Aerial NAVIGATOR for
the TRANSPORTATION OF passengers ana
freight through space. ana propose
that You joIn me In the promotion OF
my latest and best--sears' Thought
Indicator. which I have lust brought
TO perfection. I have brought one Of
the machines with me for you 10 give
Il a practical test before we come to
financial understanding"
The speaker sat upon Magnats
CoIgne's desk. a pretty clock. such q
IL seen In the jewellers windows.
"A clock" remarked the LARGEST
Man In Wall Street.
1T IL not q clock" explained the
inventor. except that II Il In part q
clock. a clock that has a greater use
a deceptive time niece. but an &C.
curate Thought Indicator. When 4
person enters this room 20 talk bust.
ncss. you press this iuvistbIe button
At the back. See, That puts the
Thought Indicator into operation ana
II records the THOUGHTS Of the party
you are negotiating with. You cloes
no trsnssctions on the Arst Wait:
maks an appointment for the next dav.
ana after The departure Of the party
Won read the record az hls thourhss
transcribed bv The Indicator ana kpov
juut how 10 handle him the next dina
hs comes In"
~Amssine! Narvelous, Astoundinss~
~And Won arr N Vim nj W. hsvs
nlvavs been fortunate m our corrors.
fiona Nov viII Arm n to.u,orrnv
lbout thia hour ana vsu wahs =
deal
0ardssr r,o,srs .rc.. .,a =. IA. ~
ltor vas about 10 depart. remarked:
Il suppose that you arc usine your
Iudicious caution IN not ovsrstockinr
The worlds marts with diamond and
Eold. Our interest belnr mutual An
many things. hope that you win not |
lake aRront at my inouiryy'
"Certainly not. A soon a ar.
ranxs for the manufacture ana iptrc. |
auction Of the Thought Ird,c.scr
hall visit Mars In my Aerial Motor |
md unload a large quantity az NV |
home made gold and diamonds.-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04


A few yeass EGO Rev. George WEI
andersen Organized The Epworth -
copal church. end later secured -
cioat nunds to erect . modern otonG
structure. Knowing there vas g
about LANA. he conserved the idea q
borInB wei IN the church's back ~
A subscription paper vas passeo
e1.3oo vas pledged 70 make up losooo
u they came. and Rev. Mr.. Andersuo
started biz OIL well. II proved .
small typs gusher. and ever since ~
oil well. operated daily by . gns -
sine. which also operates the church
heating and lighting plant. has bseD
pouring out sufncient crude oil to ~
only pay the ministers salary and ~
other church expenses. but to maize
up bank account big enough to buIl6
the church over again.-Lma Cor.
Columbus Dispatch
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04
human Mature.

Human Mature.
Good morning. parson."
Good morning. deacon. As I was
coming along Just now saw fight
between a brindlc bulldog and mas
ia. And. upon my word. deacon. moro
than 80 men were standing around
How can people take an interest IN
such thsngs,"
Il dunno. parson. Which dawg
vony
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

whats the row herey' demanded
the elephant
The monkey has Just given the
giraffe . shave and haircut" ex-
planned the other animals. The
giraffe 10 insisting on having his neck
shaved for nothing. and The monkev
uoAy stand for IL
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04


Marshall p. wilder. the noted ~
morist, told . stuttsrine story 1t .
dinner IN Chicago.
Il hate suffering stories g Z rule
10 said. but this one b rather eooa
Il b about two blacksmiths. both stut
tsrers. The 6rst snatched up Z ~
hot lump Of iron from the forro.
rushed With Il 10 The anvil. end theo
began this convessation:
N-nuow th-th-thsn. st-strihol
QuQuickly!'
w-w-vhsre shall I s-strikoy
~J-tjust It TIE end. H-h-hurry ~
Th-th-this en6y
~'Yss. Of c-c-oourss. Mind you ~
ss-straisht'
IAN rrrisAt N-n-nov' nan J
Il-let her g8gor
-N-a-yes fool. the iruas
eeold.'"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

5.eps = = soscsnAe nrvpsvs ~
~ 1ncsoon)oo ~ ~ 6c11V n6ns1 81
heuFs aso h any w uope $780,
= 11n)l1y a. Io1or por1o<n q n
~. kxcept n snmmeF lluo ~
~ opt to b 6nmo. ooGGy, chilly ~
en,o1g the least des|rsbls hours q
DAYLIGHT Il y quite true that durlng
the summer there Il . sense Of exhiI-
asation aboot being abroad 10 thoso
early nsorninG hourx. but this cyapn-
rates wtth the dew ana Il ant 20 b
succeedsd b . corresponding depres-
sion and Ices Of working power Istsr
q ~ day. ] have been observiag nv
friends and patients for The past -
years 10 this respect. and am incllne6
% the opinion that not little Of ~
depression and nervousness which
commonly develop IN hot weather =
due 70 excessive exposure to Iieht.
from habits q early rising. inherlee6
from agricultural ancestors. not conr.
teracted b. three 10 four hours' NJ
10 darkened rooms b the middle e
tho day.
Secondly. list IL ezhiIaration a.
psflenced during ~ early morning
houru y - expensive luxury vhieh
has 70 b paid for later h The ~.
In fact, ! have Soun1 hat - . esnora3
rule. to put Il very roughly, ths hust
ness or professional man vho sloeo
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-12-04

A writer says that when he was q
led the standard Of gentlemanliness
was impressed upon him by his father
not with q strap--in q way that he
never forgot. They were walking In
the country. and as they reached
stile workingman. who was on the
other side before them. and had the
right OF crossing first. stood aside un-
N they had passed. The boy. thought
less. after the fashion OF his kind. got
over first. saying never a word. Then
his father got over and said. Thank
you" to the man. Turning to his son
he said: You die not thank the man
who stood aside for you" But he
isn't gentleman" answered the lad.
Perhaps not" was his fathers crush
Ing rebuke. but want you to be-"
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Young Lady thurricdly)-I want G
understanding popular.
Book Clerk tbriskly)-yes. miss.
What sort-wicked or vapid.-N. r.
Wossy.
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Reasonable.


There In a lawyer OF Cleveland whose
quick Wit 10 said never to desert him
either In the courtroom or elsewhere
Not long ago client entered his OF.
fice. and throwing back his coat. cx.
claimed. irritably:
Why. sir. your once IL ~ hot a.
an oven!"
why shouldn't II he," asked the
lawyer. smilingly. TITS here that l
make my bread. "--iIarper's Magazine.
No Time for Anything Else.
So you think his intentions are
serious." said theN father. do you
know anything about his hahits,"
yes" replied the girls mother:
~that's why think his intentions arc
serious"
How do you meant"
-Iiis principal habits seem TO be
calling on May and writing to her.
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