The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-01-11

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'Tg Mdfier getting pretty fair sal
ary?" ooh, yes; enough to keep BODY
and soul and automobile together r
Life.
Lawyer-'You should learn short
hand and typewriting, Billy" the
Office Boy-"Aw, g'wan! | never
cared fer flowers an candy!"-Puck.
Wiggs-"He doesn't care how he
spends his money" Wagg-"I guess
that's right. He attended two church
fairs last. week. Philadelphia Record
Castreton-"About how much does it
cost to run a steam yacht" High
blower-"If it makes any difference
to you, you can't afford it."-Judge
81 have never taken trouble to trace
my ancestry" We'll, if your ances-
tors could speak, they would probably
thank you for that "-Chicago Record
Herald.
Mr.. Widwer Introducing the second
Mrs. W.)-"Come, children, and kiss
your new mamma" Elsie" My
gracious! if you took her for new they
stuck you, pa. ''-Philadelphia Press.
elias a reformer any chance in pol
itics?" at all depends, answered
the cold-blooded campaigner, 'on
whether he is set in his ways or is
willing to be taught. Washington
Star
"Was your expedition success?'
Entirely so, answered the Arctic ex-
plorer. "But you didn't reach the
north pole, mo; but I reached the
editors and the readers. Washington
Star.
Blobbs-'Tn buying an automobile
be sure and get the best" Slobbs-
But how shall l know which is the
best?" Blobbs-"OhI any one of the
advertisements will tell you. "-Phila-
delphia Record.
Senior Partner-"That new STEM
ographer spells ridiculously." Junior
Partner-''Does she?" Well, if she
does, it's about the only word she can.
spell, as far as my observation goes. -
SomervilIe Journal
you're extrayagant," said uncle.
"These cigars are a lot better than the
ones smoked at your age" Eyes"
muttered nephew, in an ill-conceaIed.
aside, they're a lot better than what
you smoke noW.'-Cleveland Leader.
The One-"And you say this horse
hasn't any faults?" The Other-''Not
a single fault" The One-"But he.
apears to be blind in his right eye
The Other-"Well that's not his fault.
it's his misfortune. Chicago Daily
News.
Ruffon Wratz Qaboriously trying to,
read fragment of newspaper) -"What
is 'calumny'?" Goodman Gonrong-
tits either graduate of a college or
it's the stuff they put in these bakin''
powders. Wot about it?"-Chicago,
Tribune.
For the next two or three weeks"
said the physician, 81 would advise.
you to take quinine in all the whiskey
you drink" But, DOCTOR" protested
Col Bluegrass, I'm afraid quinine in
such quantities will prove injurious. -
Chicago Daily News
"Mom," said little Patsy, won't
We gimme candy, now?" aWhisht!'"
cried his mother, didn't / tell We I'd
give We none at all if We didn't kape
quite?" 'Yes-m" swell, the longer
We kape quite the sooner you'll get
it."-Philadelphia Press.
Church, see the custom of stand
ing up when a patriotic song is an
nounced Is becoming popular" Goth
am-'Ies; I think some day I'll start
a patriotic song in a crowded street
car, and see Of / can steal a seat that
way Workers Statesman.
Jim guess Judge Peters win
win out fer Congress. He's mighty
popuIar-he's heyin' children named
after him" Josh-"Yes; but Colonel
McMann is a sight popuIerer. He's
hevin dogs named after him-not ter
speak O. Bud Geers new PAGER colt
Judge