New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-10
THE talk or THE DAY.

~ recent meeting of the "COncordia" IN Vienna
PROFESSOR oswald told has colleagues what he had
seen III America In tho course OF three visits He
came here first the guest OF Professor Loeb Ia
help dedicate biological institute which had bosu
founded by 4 sugar king" Speaking OF tho 4atrons
of science, he said ''They look queer enoUeh AZ
close range America has orders no titles 10
give away. and he who wishes to become fan,ous
POUNDS scientific institution and STIMULATES that
there shall be marble facade bearing IN cold
letters the name of the donor" He snears q, 49,
lean art by saying The most important painter in
California conhded TO rae that under the blue sky.
and surrounded by the luXu-lant vegetation OF cal
iforEia he following In Rembrandts foot
steps" As reported in Vienna paper the nro
lessor found nothing 10 praise except the America,
women. OF those who "Hght their way tbronrb
life and Of those whom he met in colleges Re
spoke with enthusiasm.
IIobo-What is the matter. hummer? You IooI.
Bummer-I tried 50 hard to chop as little ,vood
as could FOR my last meal that it sprained me.
John William Houns probably the smallest adult
dwarf in England. has Just died at Stoke Some
years ago he refused Barnum & Bauey's offer OF
$3.50 for exhibiting him. Though twenty-six wears
old. he was only feet inches high. His parents
and six brothers and sisters persons OF normal
stature lie was active and lively.
Bobbs's Unce-weu. Bobby. what are you learn.
Bobby I'm learnin' what chump was for ever
startin in.-New Orleans Times Democrat.
DO you know. 7 saw something remarkable lust
now" observed broker TO n friend in front OF
the Stock Exchange. m Broad street.
What was it,
- saw no fewe- than nve leading lawyers Of tho
financial district walk past and every one OF them
had his hands in his own pockets"
The Great Naturalist Here is a specimen OF
something that was sure Wsud sooner later
The Reporter examining iO-what is the creature
The Great Naturalist--No sir: II is a ''honkolo-
GUST or "auto-hy"-Puck.
The Client Communal Council has A prOposal he
fore it to include women in the police force Ac-
cordinS to the scheme. tho pocewonen will not
wear n uniform. They will be recruited from von-
en- between the ages of forty and ffty ana fbev
must be widows spinsters 1t is intended to try
the experiment with dozen women.
Harry-You mean TO say that married her for
Carice-Absoutely. I've seen her.-Ilustrated
Bits.
with the unemployed Recognizing that a permanent
scheme is desirable. the corporation has bought a
farm. fifteen miles from Edinburgh. which has 295
acres. seventy being unimproved moss land Ref
from the city Instructor is to be deposited ON
about cone hundred acres. rendering that land
ready. in course Of time for tiIlage. The aim ,s
10 use tho whole farm for spade work, and 20 sell
market garden produce.
The pompous Judge glared sternly over his spec
taces al In tattered prisoner who had been
dragged before the bar Of justice n charge OF
Nagrancy
Have YOU ever earned dollar in your Hfe?' he
asked. I'm fine scOTn.
for YOU at the last election. philadelphia In
auirer.