Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1907-02-05
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Whatever il was Eve handed Adam.
he seems TO have got it.-New York
Mail.
Money may be the root of evil. but
lack of it is the full-grown tree
New York Press.
When mans wife laughs at his
jokes they are pretty good--or else she
Washington Times.
When woman won't say anything
nice about another it's Il sign she thinks
her husband does New York Press.
When man wears Il pink shirt and
red tie it's sign his wife is away
visiting her mother.--New York Press.
Raisuli breaches 'holy war''-not
the first occasion of a holy war for a
most unholy cause. Philadelphia Rec
ord
Every man who gets into an argu-
ment seems to think that he is a brass
band hired not to stop New York
Press
A mans idea of being comfortable is
wearing something it makes his Wife
mad to have him seen in. New York
Press
Hartman denies that he is going to
-etire from railroad affairs His busi-
ness is retiring others. -philadelphia
Press
The railroads may abolish Congress
sional passes. but they cannot ignore
he laws that Congress passes. Wash
ington Post.
The principal in French duel has
been badly hurt. However. his autag-
onist used an American revolyer.-New
York American.
The lawyer who reads the Shahs
will to his 500 widows win need plenty
Of nerve and suit of armor.-New
York American.
1t looks as If it would be necessary
10 work the block signal system on
Hartman before he can be stopped
Press.
The Chicago-New York Air Line is
and all that is needed to
START the road is to heat the air-Phil-
ldelphia North American
Corey threatens to take a three
fears' wedding trip, 3at there are
aopes that he may Re induced TO pro-
bng Philadelphia Ledger.
The 007 railroad pass is good only
within State limits. This will help some
.oward maintaining the State rights
Doctrine Philadelphia Inquirer.
According TO expectation, an lice
famine" has been scheduled for the
summer The trust never disappoints
he people York American.
The United States Senate is NOT an
ole body. When it has not other bust
less to attract attention it can always,
tall back on the Smoot se.--Chicago
News.
Eternal vigilance and obedience 10
orders is the price of railway safety,
and it must be paid even if traffic
movement is impeded. New York
Times.
Judge Gaynor intimates that the pub
lie really owns the railroads, So if you
are not too busy, we will 20 out ana
watch our trains 90. by New York
Herald
Three minutes after Southern man
bad been hanged reprieve for him ar
rived. Then it sometimes is too late
10 mend, after ll,-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Despite the fuss about alien labor OH
the canal, there seems to be no rush
Of native Americans clamorous for
picks and shoyels. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Science declares that man is mere
aggregate of soap bubbles. Now we
know at last why he is considered
such smooth philadelphia
Telegraph.
Trust that poets generally Will be
warned by the action of the widow
who is suing for $4,000 because an
Old man wooed her in verse. New
York Herald.
No one thinks of calling juggler
,aptain of industry that is. so long as
ne juggles knives or plates. When he
iuggles railroads it's different.-New
York American.
Unless reports are much exagger-
lted, sanitary conditions on the isli-
nus are now SO good as to make It
'afe and pleasant winter resort Phil
ldelphia Record.
Until Sahara has been heard from il
will be impossible to tell exactly how
ar south that cold wave on the other
'ide of the Atlantic actually went
Sew York Tribune
The public is taking much less in
crest in the distribution of Mrs Sage's
Millions since she seems to be deter
mined to have her own way abou. it,
Post.
Looks as though the Indians were
citing the graft hunger. Here are the
)toes of Oklahoma. who have dissolved
heir tribal form of government and
ave elected a white man to look after
heir business.-New York Globe.
A great many employees Of the Post
'ffice Department are giving up their
obs because they can't live ON their
alaries We thought that pay was n
minor consideration with those who
ought places under the government.
few York Sun.
1t is mentioned that Mt some rail
-ay stations in the Northwest. and es-
ecially in North Dakota. scarcely a
reight has arrived since New Years.
he railroad directors in Wall street
re too busy to attend to such trifies.--
Record.
1t is good to know that the argu-
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