The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-19

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Well. no one is allowed, under the
Federal statutes, to drive more than
two mules abreast without a driver $
license. If you press this charge we
will have you arrested for violation OF
the laws of the United States govern
ment." The driver promptly faded
away, the deputy sheriff disappearing
in the opposite direction.
The hotel was the center of activity
for many hours thereafter. "konohl
strings of firecrackers were exploded,
as well as the saluting cannon. GER
tain well-known ex-Supervisor, while
engaged in a brown study. was grew
ously wounded in the left leg by dis
charge from the latter. and for some
moments the surrounding atmosphere
took on sulphurous tinge.
ON THE CARS.
At one o'clock the party boarded
special train and visited Puunene and
Paia plantations. The trip was inter
esting, but devoid of startling features.
The KIDNAPPING committee again be-
came active and removed Judge Ke-
poikai, perforce, from the bosom of his
family. He made the trip under pro-
test. The social session was held In K.
of p. Hall and was we'll attended, the
hall being crowded with Elks and their
guests Frank Thompson officiated as
chairman with his usual skill and ur-
banity He imposed fines with impair
TALLY. The members of Honolulu
Lodge were taxed collectively fifty
cents apiece for eneumbering the earth.
Jack Lucas explained that Sam john
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won 81 from him in pedro game and
was promptly fined like amount for
acting as informer. Exalted Ruler
Harry Murray made The opening adj
dress. C. B. Wells spoke feelingly, as
did Jas. L. Coke; Hastings Rowland
made decided hit with a parody on
Give My Regards to Broadway" call
ed Give My Regards to Maui" Hugh
Howell gave a Hebrew representation
and was donated one dollar from the
general fund to have his voice culti-
waited. J. Walter Doyle made one of
the hits of the evening as side-show
spieler. AT the conclusion of the stunt
DUNE Hartmann appeared arrayed
as Moorish beauty, who. according to
the announcer, had Little Egypt
skinned to death. Harry Couzens con-
tributed some Limericks full of local
hits, responding to an encore with 1.-The
Charge OF the Light Brigade. in Sean
dinayian. Jack Lucas made political
speech in Hawaiian, with Guy Living
ston as interpreter. The only word of
Hawaiian Guy knows is .'pilikia, but
he acquitted himself creditably. some
of the Mauiites being convinced that he
was a Hawaiian scholar. The complete
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adjournment was made to the boTeI
where another social session was held
which lasted till the wee sma'' hours
Some of the ..limericks'' on well-known
members of the order were as follows:
An au+omabilist Grew ,a,s,va
For the gasoline smell was offensive
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