The Washington herald., 1907-03-01

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! Lyonella Fredeguudar Cuthberger Eth
/ elswytha Ideath Grace Monica de OrelIena
/ Plantagenet Tollemachai No; that isn't
/ the name Of an Oriental princess; IL IS
merely the name of an English bride
/ The Chicago woman suffragists nave de-
/ termined 20 interest the pretty women. A."
| Now, that sounds like political sense right
/
Prince Henry Of the Netherlands has
/ been invested with the Order Of the Bath.
/ Are We TO look upon this as Prince
Henry's regular spring cleaning?
An Illinois man lost his mind because
/ his salary was increased. Perhaps Con-
/ gress fears something Of this kind may
/ happen 10 the government clerks, though
/ the members evidently entertained no
such fear for Themselves.
/ It is all very well for distinguished
alieuists disguised as newspaper men to
deliver opinions concerning The Washing
I ton Herald and this plural-ofg grapefruit
business; but what's the answer?
The Garden Of Eden has been located
! in the State of Kansas. This probably
/ explains Adam and Ewes enthusiastic
! willingness TO do anything that involved
the penalty Of being fred.
Adjournment of the Missouri legislature
/ is TO be FASTENED because Of an epidemic
OF smallpox IN jefferson City. Some bless
/ ings come in rather strenuous DISCUSSES,
but perhaps this one knew that nothing
| less than heroic treatment would do.
a German paper refers TO Mr.. Harry
Lehr as "an ordinary American, when
the truth is he is the most extraordinary
American now at large.
The Marquis de Champagne Bouysey
draws an annual pension Of 5000 francs
from the French government Something
i'm the nature of hquidJtcd damages, We
presume.
Down in Alabama the legislature threat
ems to force the railroads to lay cement
walks between the rails. The abolition
of the free pass evidently makes counting
the crossties rather wearisorne business.
Perhaps if Mr.. Roosevelt didn't have 70
spend so much time digging up new en-
gineers he might have more time to de
vote to digging the canal
Poet Laureate Alfred Austin says Mr.
Longfenow's poetry is all right; which
IS perhaps. the only evidence before the
court tending to show that it isn't
Some sharp has figured it out that every
man must have had 646.S56 .Sg7.31S an
cestors forty-six generations back. Such
figures are apt to cause d man TO feel
like a mere uicTObe.
The average weight Of an elephant is
$500 pounds and Mr.. Roosevelt must
often think it even more.
1T Is all very we'll for Mark Twain
to wear a white suit, but where does he
strike his matches2' asks the Columbus
Dispatch He doesn't strike them; he is
matchless.
Since it used to cost 3 cents per mile
on the railroads, and the Legislators seem
determined to make it cost only in the
future, they seem likely to wind up / cent
per mile to the good on the graft after
all
President ROosevelts vocabulary is
quite ample notes the Des MOines Capt.
tai So M Bellamy Storer discovered.
The now DoGma is opposed to the Gar
Nicholas should consult with his imperial
kinsman across the line. The Kaiser not
only carries his party to victory. but is
even said to be a fine ballOt-box suffer.
All men are good, says a lady writer.
This is certainly much less spiteful than
the other lady writer's remark to the
effect that there hadn't been a respectable
specimen since Adam.
Conner. great Conner. wants 70 go to the