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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
ACaH from Tavlof's.

TAYLoR's, Miss, Feb. 19.-We
noticed a communication In your
valuable paper a few weeks ago
that Mr.. j. c. Treloar would not
again be a candidate for Super
visor from Beat 4. Mr.. Treloar
has made a splendid official, and
the responsibilities of this office
are great, and cannot be filed by
just anybody, hence we want to
suggest the name of a man for
the place that we think will fill
the Office conscientiously ,capabiy
and we'll. This man is Mr.. p. w
Spears. of Orwood. We therefore
urge Mr.. Spears to come out be-
ieying he will commend himself
to the thinking people and will be
elected. We believe the people
of Lafayette County are waking
up to the responsibilities imposed
upon them with reference to those
who I'LL the various Offices, and
that they are tired of electing
some little incompetent lily up
the creek" just because it will
spite some one else. Voters let
Us ret down 10 business in this
matter and 60 only for the besi
men. MANY VOTERS.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21


Pres5yterian-Rev. W. d. Hedleston,
pastor. Preaching every Sunday
morning and night
Presbyterian, Us. A-Rev. W J King
pastor. Services every Sunday morn
ing and night.
.etnodist-Rev HIS ~Spragins, pastor
Preaching every Sunday morning
and night.
Baptist-Rev. Edward Stubblefeld,
pastor. Services every Sunday
Episcopal-Rev- G. ID. Brown, rector.
Preaching every first and tiird Sun
days in each month.
Primitive Baptist-Rev- A. B. Norris,
pastor. Services every first Satur-
day and Sunday in each month. Also
every third Sunday during winter.
SECRET SOCIETIES.
T. s. Gathright Lodge No. SO, r. & A.
M--Stated communication the first
Thursday night in each month. J.
W. Logan, w. NJ; Wilmer Kennedy,
secretary.
lafayette Chapter No. 81, R. A. M
Regular convocation third Thurs
day night in each month. Fl. A.
Moore, h p; Wilmer Kennedy, sec.
Benz. Springer Cou-cil No. IL, K & s.
M-Meets third Thursday night in
each mouth. 8. H. Logan, I. l. N;
Wilmer Kennedy, Recorder
Oxford Lodge No. SO, W. o. WI A
Moore, c.. C; G. NJ. Knight, clerk
Oxford Lodge No. 70, K of P--Meets
every Monday night. T. W. Yates,
c. C; R. S. Adams, K. of R. & s.
Knight OF Honor-Meets every first
and third Tuesday nights in each
month Neitaou Dictator. &
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
Paflor Concert.

There will be a literary and
musical entertainment Friday
night at 1880 o'clock at Mrs. NJ.
5. Golfers residence, given I'M
der the auspices of the Woman's
Foreign Missionary Society of the
Methodist Church.
An admission fee Of f5c for
adults and 10c for children will
be charged. Theprogrsm will be
attractive and the cause we trust
will appeal to all who are inter-
ested in this important work.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
Notice to Bridge Builders

Public notice is hsreby given tina.
the undersigned will receive sealed
bids up to u O'Clock. noon on fues-
day, March 5sh. 1907, for the building
of a bridge across Tidwell branch on
the oxford and Rocky Ford road near
Luther Freeman's residence as per
plans and specifications now on file.
Bond double the amount of each bid
with three or more good sureties for
the faithful performance of this con-
tract must "a company each bid, and
must specify the time in which the
work is to be completed. The Board
reserves the right to reject any and
all bids. and at the same time let said
bridge at public outcry at the South
door of the court house. The Hoard
reserves the right to reject any an
all bids.
J. o. RANEY, Clerk.
oxford, Miss, Feb. 8, 1907.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21

Appointment manufacturer, William
A Fretwell, OF Lucama, N. q, relates
. most remarkable experience. He
saws: "After taking less tnan three
bottles Of Ell .ctric Bitters | feel Ike
one rising from the grave. My trouble
is Bright's disease, in the Diabetes
stage. I fully believe Electric Bt-
tiers will cure me- permanently, for II
has already stopped the liver and
bladder complications which have
troubled me for years. Guaranteed
at F b Under & Co.'S druggist. Price
only so cents.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
ROLL.

The following pupils. bv grades, o
the Oxford Graded School did not fal
below 30 in class standing and 6ePort.
ment, were not absent a. much a.
three days, and were not on the tardy
roll during the month ending, Tues
Gay, February 5th:
PRIMARY GRADE.
Ruby McElroy, Saliie x FUR. Mary
VI. James, Emma Woodward, Daisy
Word, Iiebecca Pegues.
rIRsr GRADE.
Johnnie Slough. Charlie McCharen,
Mary Lawshee, Hubert ryer, Bryan
Tate, Andrew Roane.
SECOND GRADE.
Willie Greer, sallie Clark, Madden
Tate, Hugh l.. Simmons, James Tom
linson, isodnsy Sisk, May Gips,n.
Lottie Galle9iv. vlrgiais Doolsy. Hu-
bert Gray. Gladys Houston
THIRD GRADE.
Henry Hiler. Euuics Holcomb. Fred
Wright, Earl McElroy, Leo Galloway.
Alex Bogard, Joe Woodward, Dewey
Under, Cliva Walker, Ceveil Walker,
Lucy Greer, Gladys Lawshee. Bessie
FUR, Cara Louise McCharen.
FoURTH GRADE.
Dale Brummett, May Campbell,
Doris Lester, MARY McElroy, Myrtle !
NJ -iroy, Annie Belle Pegues, Marvel
Ram-y, Matte Louise spragins, Anna
Wright, Charlie ID. Bennett, Hubert
McElroy, Felix Liader.
FIFTH GRADE.
Minnie Knight, Myrtle Rnsseli, Ed
ward Beanland, Marie Word, Paftie
Sanders, Margaret Moss, Jessie Kim
mons, Frances King. Mabel Hitler,
Annie =. Hume, Esther Under, Julia
srxrHG GRADE.
Kathleen Wyatt. Octavia Kendei,
Lillian Rhodes, Pearl 0ootsby, Lilly
billiard, Earl Lawshe-, Frank Law
shee, Erie Moore, Mildred Murray.
SEVENTH GRADE.
Cleveland Russell, Thelma KEYS,
Ethel Barry, George Woodward, Win
ME Vance, Fountain Galloway, Juliet
Lilly Greer, Esther Brown,
Gipeon, Eupaus Murray. Ed
gar Kimmons.
EIGHTH GRADE.
Stacy Furr. Matte Himmons, Lucy
NcFadden, Lily Reid, Ella Somsr-
sille. Kari Beck, Ivy Crawford.
NINTH GRADE.
Roland Leavell, Annie Kimmons,
.oui-e Roach, Louise Temple, Vivian
Wallace, Fannie Knight, Ernest stall,
Rhodes.
TENTH GRADS
sa.lie Belle Duncan, Jean Davidson
lynda Ramey, Edna Samuels, Alta
Ray Wallace, Jack Morgan, Willie
Ira mlett, John woodward.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
ESTPAX NOTICE.

Taken up by " 3. Smith in LaFay-
cite county, on the 4th day Of Febru-
airy, 1907, eight head of hogs, two
sows and six pigs. one SOW black,
supposed to be two years old and one
SOW black and white spotted and
looks to be about 2 years old, and five
black shoats and one black and white
spotted shoat.
The owner is notified to prove this
property and pay the charges as the
law directs, or the same will be dealt
with as the Statute prescribes.
]. X. MILLER, Ranger.
This the 18th day Of February, 1907.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
Legal Advertisements.
-Non.ResIdent Notice.

THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI,
County Of Lafayette.
To Aaron Berry, whose post-office
address IL unknown. You are COM
ma1ded to appear before the Chan
Gerry Court of the County of LaFay-
cite in said State, on the
Fourth Monday of May, 1907,
to defend the suit in said court OF
Harriet Berry, wherein you are de-
PENDANT. J.O. RAMEY, Clerk.
This the sth day of February. 1907.
FALKSER & RUSSELL,
Solicitors for Complainant.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21

We are pleased to announce tina
FoIey's Honey and Tar for coughs
colds and long troubles , not affected
by the National Pure Food and Drag
law as ID contains no opiates or other
harmful drugs and we recommend Il
a. a safe remedy tor children and
adults. For sale by an druggists.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21

The editor of the Memphis, Tenn.
Times writes: '.In my opinion Foley's
Honey aod Tar is the best remedy for
coughs, colds and lung trouble and to
my own personal knowledge Foley's
Honey and Tar has accomplished
many permanent cures that have
been little short of marvellous" Re-
fuse any but the genuine in the yellow
package. Sold bv all druggists.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
University Training School.

University Training School.
Last SESSION was one of marked
and gratifying success. We heart
ly thank the people of Oxford and
surrounding country for their lib
eral patronage and earnestly ask
that they continue to help US by
sending their boys and urging
their friends to do likewise.
Apply for catalogue, come and
see US, enter your boys now.
J.. NJ. WYATT,
G.. G. HURST,
Principals.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21

One who suffers from chronic con-
stipatioa is in danger Of many serious
ailments. Orino Laxative Syrup
cures chronic constipation as n aids
digestion and stimulates the liver and
bowels, restoring the natural action
OF these organs. Commence taking
1t to today and you viii feel better at
once Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
does not sste or grippe and is very
pleasant ~ take. Refuse substitutes.
For sah by ali druggists.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
JUST RECEIVED

Foley's Honey and Tar cures the
most obstinate cough and expels the
cold from the system as it Is mildly
laxative. II IL guaranteed. The genu
inc is in the yellow package. For sale
by all druggists.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
A VALUABLE LESSON.

@Six yeara aRo I learned a valuable
iesson.h wriies John Pleasant, Of Mag
nolia- ind. Il then began taking DR.
king's New Life Pills and the longer
take them the better l find them.n
They please everybody Guaranteed
NJ. 3. Kinder 4 Co.'S drug store.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
OFFICIA DIRECTORY.

FEDERAL COURT-Meets FIRST Mon
day in June and December. II. c.
Niles, Judge; l.. E. Oldham, clerk.
CIRCUIT C0URT-Meets the second
Monday in March and September.
]. B. Boothe, Judge.
CHANCERY COUkT-Meets Fourth
Monday in May and November. 1.
I. Blount, Chancellor.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
For Sale or Rent.

24O acres of land North OF
Holders Mill. Good houses and
water, well improved.
. C. A. LEGGE-T, Agent,
.casweh, Mics.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
nj Max fntrrr.t You.

No n Ia immune from kidney
trouble, 50 Just remember that Foley's
Kidney Cure viii stop the irreguisri-
ties and care any case of kidney and
bladder trouble that is moi beyond the
reach vf medicine.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
} LOCAL ITEMS.
Sunday was an ideal day.

Miss Lola Gray has returne
from Memphis.
Mr.. Ben Robson left for Mem
phis Saturday.
We return thanks to Mr.. Devo,
Hill for late favors.
Miss Annie Crawford Jones il
reported quite sick.
Mrs. W. s. feathers has re
turned from New Orleans.
Mr.. Edgar Watson was a wei.
come caller at this office Monday
Mr.. Linburn Cullen made a
business trip to Jackson last week
Prof. T. NJ. Anderson has re-
covered from a spell OF the grip.
Mrs. John Slate spent last week
with her sister, Miss Annie Lewis
Hon. J.. C. Kincannon of Tupe-
10 was here Monday On business.
For SALE-A young Cow with
calf. Frice s25. Apply at this
office.
All kinds Of Repairing and Up
~holstering done by the
CHAMBERS FURNITURE Co.
For SALE-Stock in The Oxford
Oil Mill. For particulars address
e." care of The EAGLE.
Mr.. John F. Brown spent sew
eral days in Water Valley last
week.
Mrs. Agnes Dooley, of Water
Valley, visited relatives here this
week.
Mr-zJohn W. Powell, of lula,
was in Oxford several days this
DR.. John Y. Murray, of Ripley,
spent Sunday with Col. j. W. L.
Garland Stock Co. Reserved
seats SOC and Csc. General ad-
mission 25c.
Mrs. Fec Graham, OF Abbe-
spent Tuesday in Oxford
We received a pleasant call
from Mr.. j. B. WEIGH, Of Altus,
Thursday.
Mr.. p. L. Matthews residence
is being covered with durable
zinc shingles.
Capt. W. A. Roane is attend
the Masonic Grand Chapter
at Natchez this week.
A number of young people of
Oxford attended a dance at Mr..
Z. Harkins Friday night.
Mr.. c. II. Roach was called to
Abbeviile Monday to attend to
the interment of Capt. Balfour.
See "Trip Van w:nkle." or
1.-The Sleep of Twenty Years" at
the Opera House Saturday night.
For SALE-Set of Harness and
Buggy, cheap. Apply at this Of
fee.
We will put any kind of a bot
tom in your chairs that you want
Ring Phone No. Ill.
CHAMBERS FURNITURE Co.
We regret to learn that Mrs.
Maggie Morrow and Miss hate
are on the sick list this
week.
Miss Alethe Vardaman, of
was the guest Of Mrs. j.
n. Rhodes a few days the past
week.
A small crowd was entertained
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. R..
B. Robson on Depot street FRI
day night.
Messrs. John and Wallace
Shaw, of College Hill, were in the
city Saturday and honored this
Office with a visit.
Losr-A Chapter charm on the
streets of Oxford. Finder will
return to Bogard, Logan & Co.,
for reward.
Miss Hattie Robson left for
Waco, Texas, Saturday, where
she has accepted a position as
stenographer.
Misses Donna and Myrtle Nor
gan have returned to their home
in Sardis after a pleasant visit to
Mrs. j.. C.. Gates.
Mrs. Frank Newell and little
daughter, Sadie, of Water Valley
are tte guests of her parents, MI
and Mrs. ]. C. Lundie.
Mack Kirkwood, colored, was
before Mayor Adams Monday fol-
retailing and was fined $50 and
costs and 80 days in Jail.
Rev. H. s. Spfagins preached
in the Y. NJ. c.. A. Hall on the
campus Sunday night, his pulpit
was filled by Rev. j. NJ. Wyatt
The Kappa Alpha fraternity
entertained with a cotillion at the
Opera House Friday night. Many
0ut.of-tOWn quests were present
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
Fire Sale.

Buy your Drugs and Stationary
ETC., while cheap.
S1.0O Blood Medicine 75c.
S1.OO Cough Medicines 75c,
DOC Kidney Medicines CSC.
SOC Liver Medicines Csc.
25c Liver Powders loo.
25c Box Paper & Envelopes f5c
Pills at any old price.
Everything to be sold cheap
that the cartoons or wrapper is
smoked. A. III. KESpEL,
Successor to F. b. Linier & Co,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
Sack Suits at $1,000.

At this price we offer our entire stock OF
Sl5,0 and $3.50 suits of smar,e It single and
doubles breasted cut, cue'om tailored, made
of splendid fabrics in handsome patterns. .
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21

The following pupils. bv grades, OF
the Oxford Graded School did not fal.
below 90 in class standing and ceport-
ment, were not absent as much as
three days, and were not on the tardy
roll during the month ending, Tues
Gay, February 5th:
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21
Sack Suits at $3.50.

Comprises all Suits that formerly sold at
S1S.00-and better value you never saw at
these prices. All styles, patterns and sizes
in the collection.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21

OooicsaOA otOA sohSJ
are TIRE guests of her parents, Mr.
and Mrs. J. C.. Lundie.
Mack Kirkwood, colored, was
before Mayor Adams Monday for
retailing and was fined $50 and
costs and 80 days in Jail.
Rev. H. s. Spfagins preached
in the Y. NJ. c. A. Hall on the
campus Sunday night, his pulpit
was filled by Rev. j. NJ. Wyatt.
The Kappa Alpha fraternity
entertained with a cotillion at the
Opera House Friday night. Many
out-of-town guests were present.
The Soul Winners Band is call
ed to meet at the Methodist
Church this, Thursday night a
$50 o'clock.
W. j. KING, Chairman
Mr.. j. T. Lynch, Of Delay
spent Monday with Mr.. and Mrs
N. H. Harris on Lake street anc
honored US with a visit during
his stay.
. Mrs. Louie Buford, the charm
ing daughter of Mr.. Thomas p
Buford, of Roanoke, Va, ha
been spending part of her tim
!, with Oxford relatives and friend
. and is still here. She is delight
: ed with the cordial reception sh
! has received in the home of he
childhood.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-02-21

illinois Central r. R. Time Table
NORTH HOUND)
IN. "a. passenger. leaves at sos p N
"a &. passenger, leaves at AIS a m
"a. s5. local freight. arrives SAG q N
and departs ut s:cc = m
6sOUTH BOUNDl
"a "a. passenger, leaves az i6:3s n N
10 5. passenger. leaves ut s:25 p N
"a. s6, local freight, arrives z:l5 p n
and departs ut 2:+5 p n
r. &. CRANBERRY, Acent-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-01
LOBBYISTS AT WASHINGTON.

The number and the strength of the
Hobbies which are seeking to influence
legislation at Washington are empha-
sized by ellison Gardner in an article in
the current issue of Success Magazine,
in which he refers to the large corps
of lobbyists as in effect constituting
the Third House of congress.
There are the prohibition and the IL
quor Hobbies, he says, butting heads at
every session; there is the free art
lobby, the lobby of the Pilots trust of
Chesapeake Bay, and DR.. Theron c.
Stearns lobbying for adulterated foods.
There is a free seed lobby and lobby
against free seeds; there are Hobbies
maintained by government depart
ments, and Hobbies against the govern
ment Hobbies.
There is reason for all this growth
and power of the special interest, and
it's corresponding growth and power in
the Third house. For 40 years the
United States has been in period of
industrial development. In 1864 the
country was young; a great war had
depleted it's wealth, and the chief bus
mess of the government was to en-
courage business. This. for 40 years,
the government has done. The voice
of ''the interest has been paramount.
But that period has ended. The fos-
tered child has become a giant. The
special interest no longer asks; it de-
mands The power of government has
been attacked and throttled by the
allied Special Interests. And the Peo-
ple-they who are the source IF all
power and the end of all government
have been scorned and disregarded.
But the people are not downed. They
have the power and they know the
government belongs of right to them.
They know that favors they have
granted to the special interests have
not developed into vested rights. They
know that individual freedom is the
end of government; and they propose
that individual freedom, peace, and
profit be considered for a change. OF
government by and for the special in
terests there has been enough. The new
era is an era of the people.
The sign is good, the prospect full of
hope. Protest and agitation show an
awakening of the public conscience
and this is but another name for patri-
otism Things are better for exposure.
Light is sanitary. Muck well raked and
subjected to the sunshine grows fine
crODS
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-01
GLOBE SIGHTS.

IFrom the Atchison Globe.I
Musicians never abuse really bad mu-
sician.
Some women chew gum like they were
employed on piece WORK
wherever you go you find people sleep
ing on their opportunities.
get a banquet by getting out of jail.
1t is always easy to find a toothpick
when you are looking for match.
The little side dishes at a restaurant af-
ford considerable amusement to farmers.
The average housekeeper has an idea. n
restaurant kitchen isn't a very tidy place.
The game of whist a woman plays is not
a reliable index to her useful accomplish
ments.
1t is bad luck for a hack to drive up in
front of your house. The hack is liable to
contain kin.
People speak Of boys running errands."
but If they really do rum we have never
A woman doesn't think anything is quite
fit to eat unless she can serve 1t with
If a mans first name is Jake" chances
are quite favorable for HIS wife calling
him Mister.
Ever notice how a man likes to find fault
with his job in the presence of men who
haven't as good a one7
Although a woman knows she Is not an
angel, she never fully forgtves her hus-
band for not being q hero
A widower with seven children stands a
better show Of getting married again than
widow with one.
The way some men eat soup deserves the
attention of the Society for the Prevention
of Useless Noises.
The only time boy has any use for
peace conference is when he realizes 1t il
up to him to cry Enough
1t is a funny notion that old maids OF Is
need chaperons, while married women Of
% do not need them.
Which is the mother of the chickens. the
hen that laid the egg, the hen that hatch
ed II, or the incubator that Matched tit
When a man observes conventional hours
In calling on a girl, 1t indicates among
other things, that the affair isn't very SER
ious. -
Some men live a long time, and are stilI
looking for an Opening when they find
that one in the ground that is coming to
all. "
Talk with any man who doesn't gamble.
and in due time he will tell you that ne
believes he has a. natural aptitude for IT.
What has become of the old ia xhionad
man who. when he bought anything AZ q
store. asked the clerk: What is the dam
age?' UtA-
The people Of every locality possessed of
have excellent fishing If the game law
I. There is a good deal of cheap wit about
hugging girls In the waltz but as a mai
ter of fact, when man hugs a UorneS
he does not do It In a crowd --''
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-01

It's a pretty safe guess that the frost
didn't kill the fly crop.
q u
The country papers are printing an
advertisement headed, "Hot Weather
Ahead" and warning people to pre-
pare for 1t. Considering what we have
had, 1t doesn't scare anybody. So far
as this department is concerned, they
can bring it on.
=
Tomorrow the open season for UNI
pires begins.
~
The lady bug is also the sworn foe
of the green bug. From which 1t may
be inferred that the green bug thinks
the lady bug is no gentleman.
u
Still, there is this consolation about
the sort of an April we have just had:
Nobody goes around asking, Els it hot
enough for your
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-01
HUMoR or THE Day

Mr.. Hoopeh-Dis hats too large. Whafoh
yo' tink 1t am becomin'?
Mrs. Hoopeh-It kivers up mos of your
face.-Puek.
Proprietor-You're the slowest messen-
once worked for Roosevelt.
Boy-I did. worked for him once-and
that's all-Detroit Free Press.
"of course know" said the young low
err, that l am totally unworthy OF
HAh!" she answered, "how happy we
should be if you and papa agreed on all
points az you do on this one!'-Cleveland
Leader.
to get her Off his hands, and yet he would
not listen to me when spoke of marrying
Wise one-Probably that's the reason
he wouldn't listen to you.-Judge
what ap9 10 you Spi1tfh think Of f that ciears
Kandor (holding the weed at arm
text or other?-Catholic- Standard and
54tpes- 81 s$ .el RE ~%sd saf oSvf
she-what became of that model Dau-
HeSoh, he married her.
Shell see. 1t was a. case of woman
poses. man proposes.
Don't you think that grating can be
Certainly" answered Senator Sorghum
''the only difficulty Is to stop one kind
without opening up the way for another"
Washington Star.
His Wife ian heiress)-Do you remember
how badly you were embarrassed when
you proposed to me?
Her Husband-You bet do. My avail
able assets were about $4,000 less than
nothing.-Chicago News
Prisoner-TH reform. Judge. If you'll
give me time.
Judge-An right, I'll give you 30 days
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
take the place Of steam remarked the
mechanical chap
The man who lived in the apartment
house shivered. something has already
taken the place of steam in my radia-
tors" he remarked. I'm afraid to ask
the janitor what 1t is. '-Phiiadeiphia Rec