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The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Strange Incident.

The ambitious young huDorist had
received from the editor his Offering
of jokes.
Il wonder why he didn't take then"
said the young humorist sadly.
Il shouldn't be surprised said his
wife, IF the editor isn't one of these
men who don't understand Joke IN
Ill II has been explained 10 them II
] were you ! should send them back
10 him with a kind little note telling
him what the point Is In each one"
The humorist did so.
To his great surprise, the editor &C
cepted his explanations.-Judge
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Eccsreils for Nantes.

4 curious idea just patented in Ger
many is the use Of an eggshen as an
incandescent mantle. Il is proposed
70 blow the egg. cut OF the two ends
Of the shell and support the remain
der around gas burner, preferably
one using acetylene. This mantle.
while supplying very pleasant light.
is claimed TO be much less fragile
than those commonly employed.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Had Lost Hope.

L. q. Botkin. Paris. KY. says:
Il had no hopes Of saving my
hogs. as some OF them could not
eat. | drenched them with Bour-
bon Hog Cholera Remdy and did
not lose shog.
Sold and guaranteed bv W. :.
Lloyd. Mt. Sterling. Ky.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
DIR. Caldweu'S
tLaxoticel
Syrup Pepsin

which will instantly check the progress
of the disease and ultimately eradicate
all traces of il from your system.
DR.CALDWELL'S SYRUP PEPSIN
IS the greatest preparation ever offered
for dyspepsia.
II acts instantly. restoring every
affected part 10 natural life and vigor.
DR.CALDWELL'S SYRUP PEPSIN
can be obtained in both dollar and half
dollar sizes al all druggists.
Your money will be refunded If it
does not benefit You.
Yorr postal card request vii bring BY return
NAL orr Few booklet. DIR. CALDWELL'S
BOOK OF WONDERS" and free sample TO
those who have never tired this wonderful
remedy. Do i; now.
PEPSIN SYRUP CO.
msstioeile, Illinois
SOLD BY w. s. LLOYD.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Excursion Season Opens.

First excursion to Cincinnati via.
.. & G. Will ne sunday. April Il,
and every other sunday thereafter
through the month OF October.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Sure Enouch,

Hicks-It costs more TO live than
il did hundred years ago.
Wicks-And yet few of US would
like 70 be the people who lived then.
-Someryille Journal.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
St0CktOn'S Tailor Shop

Strother Thomas. Manager. The
only up-to-date cleaning. pressing
and repairing shop in the city.
Satisfaction guaranteed. Phone
%. 49tf
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
a society minstrel show"
A Consideration,

a woman should not be valued
alone for her beauty said the SEN
timentalist
Certainly not" answered the
French count; sometimes she is TO
be valued by the amount of alimony she
can ay."-Washington Star.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
All Alike,

Burglar Ito the elderly maiden)-
do not want your life, lady, only
your money.
Maiden-Get out you are just like
the rest Of them,-Fl:egende Blaetter.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Ali the Difference.

Society dropped the De Lacys be-
cause they had a skeleton in their
closet. ! understand"
"No-because they didn't keep 1t
there"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31

o-ent headaches and dizziness, and
cinned eyes: Do you lack ambition
AID energy, Do you toss and tumble at
night, unable to sleepi
These are all symptoms and forerun-
re-s Of this disease. Act az once.
Commence the Use of
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31

Our sale Is a remedy for short
ness of cash.
Guthrie Clothing Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
GOING AWAY? $1,000

insurance against death and SD a
week while laid up" caused from
travel accidents at less than &c a
day. Investigate before YOU start.
II. G. HOFFMAN.
l-tf General Agent.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31

Come to our sale. You'll be
glad if YOU do and sorry if you
don't. Guthrie Clothing Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31

Prices whitfield 30 the lowest
point al
Guthrie Clothing Co.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
S-9-te-; and Bes; Route From
LOUISVILLE
10
ST. LOUIS ard the WEST.

Two FAST Trains Daily running through
solid from Louisville % s.. Louis, withou
change, as follows:
". LoE.syi..e---------- goo q. II.
Ar. s.. Louis ?. n.
~. Louisville ---------------Io:I5 ?. II.
Ar. s. Louis ----.----------. -.;2 .. N.
Most direc, Pine to.Chattanooga, At
.anta, Knoxville, Charleston and Flor-
dis and al Southern points, includ-
ing Asheville, Y c, and the beautiful
Land Of the Sky and "Tapphire'
Country.
Send cent stamp for Land Of the
Sky Booklet and other illustrated litera-
tuTe
J. T. LOGAN. Tray. Pas,'r AIT.
III East Main. Lexington. Ky.
s. K. COOK, d. p. A..
- Fourth Ave-, Louisville. KT.
JIG. BEAM. u. z. A.
-. Louis. No.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Quite Apprppriate.

II understand that the De Styles
are 20 have a real novelty at their
next function"
What is it,
A society minstrel show"
That's nothing new
"Oh. but they're going 10 have skel
etons from family closets 10 rattle
their bones. American.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31
Refuses to Prosecute in Il
Powers Case.

{. j. Bronston has Withdraw
from the prosecution in the case
Caleb Powers, whose fourth trl
for the murder of Willi(m Goel
came up in Georgetown Monda|
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31

After a heavy meal. take a coupl
of Doan's Regulets. and give you
stomach. liver and bowels the hell
they will need. Regulets brinI
easy, regular passages of the bow
els. 5I-5t
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-07-31

AlDos. ev-
cry other
man ardwo-
| n z Z 20 u
meet is af-
hicted with
: this terrible
disc ase in
some stage
until II ac-
quires full
sirens 9Th and
5 u d d c u ly
yes them in
: most violent
!. Is your ap-
e tickle? Do
,Eer with fire.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-12-24

FURS-We are Offering
SPECIAL XMAS Prices on
Luxurious Furs for those
who wish to gladden. the
women-folk all prices all
kinds So. 90 to s25. 90 pieces
or set.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-12-24
Stockings Full Of
Toys 39c Each

For the little ones we
have a whole Stocking
Full Of Toys, something
unique, besides you get
more toys in them. then
the same amount of
money would buy from
an open toy stock.
Three sizes, 19c, SOC
and Toe each.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-12-24

Gift Slippers, Gift Shoes,
Children's Gum Boots, Belt
Buckles, Hose Supporters.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-12-24
Christmas
Handkerchief S

Holiday Array Of Novelties
Smoker Sets, Comb and
Brush Sets, Pint Cushions and
Pillow Tops, Puff Boxes,
Glove Boxes, Christmas bells
Shaving Sets, in fact, al
most everything suitable for
the gift season.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
How Will the World End?

1t has always been an intensely in
teresting conjecture to scientists and.
at the same time, the greater part Of
the other intelligent members OF soci-
ETY. as to the way In which our world
will at length come to an end. Many
think that 1T will be through the gradu-
al cooling of the sun, which will even
tually fail to give out sufficient heat
to sustain life on planet. But an
o~ther-and a particularly unpleasant
fate that might befall us is explained
in a work by MI. Ellard Gore. Real
danger says he. SIS always to be
feared from the presence of immense
dark bodies. moving unseen in space,
vast dead suns, whose collision with
our would increase it's heat
enormously and thus instantly destroy
the earth" We should not. however,
be without a warning of our terrible
end, for OF entering a radius of 10000
100000 miles from the sun the advanc-
ing body would begin to shine with re-
fected light. and fifteen years would
elapse between the time Of the destroy
er's being sighted and it's collision
with the sun.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Glass CUTTING.

The layman who is introduced to the
mysteries of cutting glass for the first
time is amazed at the amount Of work
that the workman does entirely by his
eye. The first stage Of the bowl which
is to be cut finds it in a perfectly plain
condition, not a scratch upon it and
only a half dozen or more marks in red
chalk, which mean absolutely nothing
to the Impractical eye. But to the
workman they mean the whole pat
tern. Perhaps the dish is a salad bowl.
The marks in chalk will run from the
edge, five intervals apart, down to the
center of the bowl at the bottom. In
one of the divisions Of the bowl thus
marked there may be a little further
marking in the shape perhaps of a
diamond. This Indicates the pattern
into which the bowl is to be cut, and
it will be repeated in each Of the five
divisions. All the intricacies of the
design the workman has In his head,
and they develop on the glass ina way
which seems to the locker on absolute
" marvelous.-New York Times.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
For shakespeare,s Sake.

There is something remarkably at
rractive for an actress in the rolling
cadences OF the Bard Of Avon, and l
do not wonder that SO many players
dream of playing his work. l think it
was in Los Angeles some years ago
that a young actor who was then be-
coming popular decided that the time
was ripe for him to do Hamlet. What
his mental process was in arriving at
this decision | have of course no
means of knowing, but an a%pocryphal
anecdote was told Of him the morning
after his first appearance as the mel
ancholy Dane. 1t seems a friend APP
preached him and said:
How do you feel this morning?"
II have failed to get my whole mea
ing into the character. I shall never
play Hamlet again." was the reply.
"Oh, but you must play the part once
again." demonstrated the friend.
"And why?' asked the young actor
despondently.
shakespeare turned over in his cof-
fin last night. You will have to do it
ono again, for you can't leave the poor
chap in that position" said the friend.
Eleanor Robson in Bohemian.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Kimball Graphic: Something

Kimball Graphic: Something
must have passed us in the night.
The stalwart organs are telling us
that Lieutenant Governor Shober
has been weighed in the insurgent
scales and been found wanting that
at an early conference of the Craw-
ford machine State Senator Wesley
of Washington Springs al picked
as the insurgent candidate for gov
ernor, as being better fitted to step
into Gov. Crawford's shoes than
the smooth politician from Hand
county. This isn't the worst of it
according to stalwart talk-the
reformers were not willing to let
Brother Shober take a second turn
as presiding officer of the senate,
but have picked John H. Carroll of
Kingsbury county, chairman of
railroad committee at the last ses-
sion. We don't just catch on. It
has been our understanding that
the last legislature passed a prima-
ry law, wherein it would be impos-
sible hereafter for a little political
ring to fix up a slate. Can't Broth
er Shober appeal to the pee-pul-
if not, wot'l's the reason? W. were
foolish enough -perhaps-to be-
lieve that machine rule in this state
had been knocked out. Something
must have passed US in the night.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Absentminded.

She was an exceedingly dainty lit
tie woman, who was taking a very
great interest in the welfare Of the
cOnvicts when she was being shown
through the penitentiary the other day.
Guard O'Brien was along when she
happened to speak to n of the prison
ers. y am SO sorry for you," she re-
marked in a tender tone of voice. "Of
course you will be very thankful when
the time comes for. you to leave this
dreadful place"
No" ~retorted the man. I'D a sight
rather stop here where l am" The
little woman almost collapsed.
Isn't it stranger she asked, turn
ing to the guard. 81 had no idea the
prisoners We're SO contented. What
was the poor fellows offense?"
The guard concealed a covert grin.
"He was Just Il little absentminded,
that was ALL" followed the grin.
"-Absentlninded!' exclaimed his as
tonished interrogation.
Yes, madam politely replied
O'Brien. He persisted in forgetting
he was married, and now when his
time is up he has five wives awaiting
him on the outside"
The woman could not deny that the
convict had sufficient reasons to be
%contented with his present lot.-Colum.
bus Dispatch.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Faithful to the End.

The flames cracked ominously. che
wafer dubbed in the great pot, and
seated in the shade of a palm the
naked sayages began to sharpen their
cruel knives.
rs there no hepe?" murmured the
doomed commercial traveller.
None" Kissed the ebon chief.
Then. said the young man, point
ing 10 his sample case, IF you are de.
terlrliDed to cat me, at least let me
ask you as a last favor, to try our
brand Of mustard with the feast. I
I'M convinced that one trial will secure
us Your permanent patronage, and T"-
But strong arms seized him here,
there was a splash, and all was over.-
Los Angeles Times.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
One of Them.

A foreign tourist who had received
permission 10 visit oac OF cur large
asylums for the insane was surprised
1T the neatness. quietude and good Or
der that prevailed within the institu-
ton. He asked if it was always like
that, INC the polite attendant who was
showing him through the buildings
said 1t was.
I'VE have what we call our violent
wards, Of course, but l presume you
would not care to see these"
II think not"
at is just as well, perhaps. They
are rather noisy, although, Of course,
we exercise the same care in providing
for the welfare of the inmates that
you see in this part of the institution.
We also have a section where we keep
the 'incurables.'"
These inmates, then, are considered
curable."
Their cases are at least hopeful"
81 am greatly Interested" said the
visitor, 'but 1 will not take up any
more of your time. You have other
duties to attend to-, have you not?"
Yes, sir. This is merely one of my
recreations. In one of he rooms in
the main building 1 am engaged dur
ing most of the time in pursuing what
may be called my life work."
Your life work? May l ask what
that isl"
Haven't you heard?" said the at
tendant, in q tone Of establishment. g"
am compiliEss an index to Webster's die
tionary."-Youth's Companion.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Study Of Man.

The only school for the study OF
human nature is the world. The only
text books are the works of men like
Shakespeare, Hugo, C~ervantes, Sterne
and other students who learned in
that school. But the ~effectual study
of human nature demands from the
student a vast fund Of love and SYM
pathy. You will never get admitted
into the heart of a fellow creature un-
less you go as a friend.-Robert Batch
ford in Clarion.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
RACING at Ascot.

Racing at Ascot dates back a great
number of years, and it is recorded that
Queen Anne was the first royal person
age to p%atroniZe the fixture, in I'LL.
The first and second Georges were not
great patrons of the turf, but they
bred race horses on a large scale in
order to encourage their subjects, and
George III. gave a plate Of 100 guineas
to be competed for. Ever since those
times the great annual festival on the
famous Berkshire heath has met with
royal favor.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Wanted Permanent Employment.

Old Sam had been for several days
patiently sitting IN the bank of the
Rappahannock river near the Gam,
holding his shotgun in his hand.
Finally he attracted the attention of
a passerby, who asked, "Well Uncle
Sam, are you looking for something to
dos"
NO, sah," answered Sam. IT'S get
tin paid TO- what rs doin'."
"Indeed!' answered the stranger.
"And what may that be?"
''Shootin' de muskrats dat am under
mimi de DAM" answered Sam.
well, there goes n now!" exclaim-
ed the stranger excitedly. why don't
you shoot?"
"S'pose l wants to lose my job,
sah;" answered Sam complacently.-
Lippincott's Magazine.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Finance.

The agreeable visitor, says Judge,
smiled upon the son Of the house and
said:
willie, If you recite that poem your
mother taught you I'll give you a
penny
Not likely! / can get a nickel my.
where for not reciting it" Willie re-
piled.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
All the Differences.

"Society dropped the De Lacys be
cause they had q skeleton ii their
closet, I underestimate"
"No-because they didn't keep II
there'-Cleveland Leader.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Demon.tration.

Grace-And did you ever propose to.
q girl In a canoe?
Fred-Yes. and I'll never do it again.
The girl Jumped at my proposal and
upset the boat.-Harperfs Weekly.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26

Tyndal Register: II ii reported
from Washington that the Trip
county lands will not be opened
Tor settlement for at least one yeer.
Many prospective settlers will be
disappointed and will probably se-
cure lands in Lyman or Stanley
county.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Looked Suspicious.

Somehow I'm leary Of Tompkins."
why SOL"
Hes so polite"
Whats that got to do with itY'
sTm always afraid he's stringing
me"-Milwaukee Sentinel.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Commissioners Proceedings
Tyndall, s. D., Dec. II, 1907.

Tyndall, s. D., Dec. II, 1907.
Board Of county commissioners met
In adjourned session. Present: J. M.
Dunmire, chairman, Egbert Horn
stra, Philip He'll, Oliver B. Mcneil
c. N. McCollum. commissioners, Vac.
F. Kreycik, county auditor and Louis
Koenig, sheriff.
On motion made by O B Mcneil to
allow DR.. Geo. Schott of Sioux City,
Ia, $500 for operation on Henry Harms
Of Scotland, IS d, the following votes
Egbert Hornstra and Philip He'll;
voting yes-O b Mcneil and ] M Dun
mire. Motion lost.
On motion the following bills were
alIOwad.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
AFTERNOON SESSION.

Board met in afternoon session.
Present full board Of county commas
Toners, county auditor i. d sheriff.
/ On motion tire proposition Of a. j.
Wilcox to pay $85 90 in lieu Of all tax
Is, interest ard penalty N lots 8 and I
Blk. q. lot 1, Bik.467 and lots la Blk.
s6s ia the city Of Springfield, s. D., was
accepted.
On motion the following bills were
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
correct English
boW TO use it,
A MONTHLY AGazlNE DEVOTED TO
THE USE OF ENGLISH.
JOSEPHlNE TURck BAKER, EDITOR

PARTIAL coNTENTS:
Course in Grammar.
How to Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The Art of Conversation.
Shall and Will Should and Would
How to use them.
Pronunciations Century Diction-
ary)
Correct English in the Home.
Correct English in the School.
What to Say and What not to Say.
Coursa in Letter Writing and
Purctnation.
twenty Daily Drills.
Business English for the Business
Man.
Compound Words How to Write
Them.
Studies in English Literature.
-
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26

Have a care Of whom you talk, to
whom aud Of what and where.-Hor-
ace.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26

i l. OIliuh, SioPSo ..
of courts p "a
Thos Simek, county grading y 90
S q Berry, medical services to
Inez Lauver pauper p 90
S G Berry, medical services to
Geo Hartinger pauper Is 90
J G Greenfield, medical servic-
es to Andrew Huebner pauper 6 00
Mrs Josefa Kreil, care and board
of Jos Jindra Sep. l-Dec 1. '07 80 so
Chas Vauk, hardware for dist
riot No. 2 s 10
Chas Vauk, hardware for TO. 6 %
c NJ Keeling, q%uarantining
Hennes family 5 90
Vladak-Starka nails for dist
riot No. 2 l so
Skorpik & Kulis, blacksmith
work for district No SO 10 go
Skorpik & Kulis, blacksmith
work for district No 2 81
Skorpik & Kulis, blacksmith
work tor district No. Is
Skorpik & Cults, blacksmith
work for district NOD 95
Skorpik & hulis, blacksmith
work for county Is 90
A q Serr, hrdwre for dist No Is 2 30
A G Serr 8 county 81 35
A G Serr (" county "a rs
w e Moore, consultation in
Inez Lawyer case 10 90
Jas Nc Grady, ice furnished to
county IL SO
w F Wells, oil for county a 90
Mike Hines, county grading 81 90
Klaus Wakes do Is 90
A f Korngiebel, blacksmith
work for district No 26 5 rs
] f Evibs, hrdwre for dist No 90 8 60
Murray Colburn, supplies for Co. 3 IS
F. A Setback, coroner's fees in
case of Fred Wells 8 90.
VIM Stullion, county grading 8 no
FL Oolrich do So 90
CHM & Co. school books for Co. "a 80
CHM & Co., school books chge
to library fund. 116 AZ
American Book &C, school books
for county A 80
Silver Burdette Co, ischool books
for county 81 %
Hammond-Stevens, school books
charge to library fund IS 90
Educational Publishing Co, books
charge to library fund 80 90
Eaneationsl Publishing Co, books
charge TO county IA 40
American Book Co. hooks for
county 20 So
J II Kelley Co, supplies for county IS 60
Brown-Saenger, supplies %forcoun-
ty 4 70
The bill of P. j. Schroeder for horse
killed crossing u county bridge east of
Avsn was rejected.
John Tomsu is allowed $500 per week,
for coal and board of Mrs. Tomsu from
Dec. ], 1872, until further notice from
the Board of County Commissioners.
On motion following motion was
adopted:
Resolved BY the Board of Commits
of Bon Homme county, 8. D.,
hkf Ia 81 IVA yp INnp,xS ~ > - i
o.. - - sle'
go oue saiu coansy'
'n - D
: ,nus -. - 10y o.oeie'
!. .u.,u -, u.ae' .ne'' o'''rac's nov
to be determined by commls-
in whose district the work is
.nilt.
one steel bridge, located 8 nthe south
siae Of sec Q, twp yss rng So,
ia q Ssc J TsSn 'o a. pno = - ,ne so''n
One steel bridge located On the south
,ide IT ! !. 81, Twp. "a, Rye. 80.
On motion following bills allowed
J. n, punmire' commissioners
sAiary anu mileage. q % |
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-12-26
Weak


Weak Kidneys. surely point to weak kidney
Nerves. The Kidneys. like the Heart. and this
Stomach. find their weakness. not in the organ
itself. but in the nerves that control and guide
and strengthen them. Dr.. Shops Restorative is
q medicine. specifically prepared to reach these
controlling nerves. To doctor the Kidneys alone,
is futile. It is q waste Of time. and of money ~
well.
If your back aches or is weak, if the urtns
scalds, orr dark and strong, If you have symptoms
of Brights or. other distressing or dangerous kiA-
ney disease. try DR.. Shops Restorative a MONTH
Tablets or Liquid-and see what it can and win
do for you. Druggist recommend and sell