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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
500 Reward, 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased tc
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure In all lti
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known 10 the
m edicel fraternity. Catarrh being constitu'
tional disease, requires constitutional treat
ment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby d stroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer one Hundred Dollars
for any case that it fails to cure. Send Tor lls'
of testimonials.
Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

Newspaper Mechanics in London.
Judge Rentoul's reference on the
reminds us how remarkably this nick
name has persisted. The Morning Post
is no longer "Jeames" the Standard
has not been Mrs. Camp" since the de-
cease of the Morning Herald-the Mrs
Harris to whom it would allude as an
Independent authority. But the Times
is still the ''Thunderer." 1t owes that
name to Capt. Edward Sterling, who
is said to have begun a Times article
with the words: I'VE thundered forth
the other day an article on the subject
OF social and political eform."-Lon-
don Daily Chronicle.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

Marshall Wilder tells Of an elderly
lady in Cohoes, who, besides her deaf
ness, experienced much trouble with
false teeth. Consequently she was
disposed to regard this world as a
valesof tears A neighbor passing her
house one day, beheld the lady sitting
at the window, wearing an expression
Of more than usual gloom. Thinking to
cheer the unfortunate one, the good
hearted neighbor screamed at the top
of her voice:
Good morning, Mrs. Blank. Fine
weather we're having"
Yes" replied the elderly lady, "but
/ can't eat with 'em yit"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
One Year Old at Rirfh

A Chinese child Is considered a year
old at Its birth. and its age is reck-
oned not from its birth birthday, but
from its New Years day. If it hap
pens to be born on February 1, the day
before the Chinese New Years Day, 1t
is said to be two years old when it is
two days old. 1t is one year old when
born, and another year Is added on
its first New Years Day.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
One of the EARLY UnsettIers.

Aaron Burr was hunting for Blenner-
hassetts island.
Its somewhere along here, I know"
he muttered, consulting his map again.
Tying his skiff to a tree near the top
of a neighboring bluff he waited for the
Ohio river to suhsde
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
yHE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, ca.

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-lI op eJlM InoA leI ol 81 GUM I9doId
eQL,, 'L!Bq lu7sqB eql ql!M uBm qua Pc
-ulofeI .'eutgI o5 nos eLoQM slBQL,
.JIosLnoG ~ op o. ST., loud
-osoIIQd uMoI5-emoV 7tp peHIUmeI al
-IsdoId suop Su!ql Z laS o. IBM euL,,
'L5QoUSL sB sousIISdxT
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
1t Usually Does,

They're both thinking Of a divorce
now"
why, l didn't even know they were
married"
"Oh! yes, they were married under
the rose, you know"
"Ah! that accounts for the thorns."-
Philadelphia Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

The winds that cannot hear the harps
they play
Are deaf Beethovens of the solitude;
The flowers that make us happy all the
day,
These are the sightless Millions of the
wood Smart Set
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

three years that l had
kidney trouble l pass
ed about 21a pounds
of gravel and sandy
sediment in the urine
| haven't passed a
stone sin ce usin n g
Doan's Kidney Pills,
however, and that was
three years ago. |
used to suffer the most
acute agony during a
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
A DfstinctiOu.

"A cook in one respect Is different
from all human beings"
"Why soW
Because she never wants any other
human help in her hour of knead."-
Baltimore American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

Wilfred-Pa, man who is continually
on ship is called a sea dog, isn't he?
Gunbusta-That's what they call him,
my boy.
Wilfred- Well, if he's a sea dog, then
a man who is continually on an airship
must be a skye terrier.-Judge.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
A Gentle Knock,

Gracious" exclaimed Mrs. Locutte's
quiet husband, that decollete gown is
rather ultra! J"
But don't l look well in itg" she
demanded.
DOUBTLESS; but to my mind you're
too far out of t"-Philadelphia Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
c c G
80 49, o - o
PURELY VEGETABLE
Absolutely Necessary

Chicago Judge-Wait minute
Where is the court interpreter?
Attorney-The witness is an Aneri-
can, your Honor. Why Is it necessary
to have the interpreter?
Chicago Judge-Because the witness
Is from Boston.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

81 hear that you said l was the big
gest fool in town"
mo. sir | did not. I do not credit
you with enough ingenuity to take front
rank In any profession
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
Under New RuIcs.

gresSmans official record, but | hear he's
a finished parliamentarian."
"lie is now, you bet He was married
to Miss Strongmind few days ago"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
The Foxy WoOer.

"Why were you in such hurry to pick
up my glove when | dropped it?''
Il thought there might be something in
it for me, some time" e."-Cleveland Leader
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
Shake Into Your Shoes

Allen Foot-Ease. A powder. 1t makes tigh:
or new snoes feel easy. 1t is q certain cure to-
sweating, callous and hot, tired aching feet.
Sold by all Druggists. Price 25t. Trial pack.
age mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
Leroy, New York.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
PILES CURED IN TO14 DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of iching blind, bleeding or protruding
piles in to IA days money refunded.50c.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
ooIv One "BRoMO olJiNINf"

That Is LAXATIVE BROMO Qunine. SINH
larly named remedies sometimes deceive.
The first and original Cold Tablet is WHITE
PACKAGE with black and red lettering, and
bears the signature of L. W. GROVE. 25c.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

Another Record.
Redd-My chauffeur has made anoth-
er record.
Greene-Good What Is 1t?
"He was the first one to be fined in
town in 1907"-Yonkers Statesman.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

r,ro st, vitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases
tIIN permanently cured by DR.. klines Great
Nerve Restorer Send for FREE 81 trial bottle and
treatise. DR.. X. H. Kline, Id, 93l A.ch ST. Phia Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
The Limit.

The Limit.
Jim-Gruet is terribly absent mind
ed.
Jack-I should say so. I've known
him to telephone to his office and ask
If he was in.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

Mothers will find Mrs. Windows 9oothing
Byru the best remedy to use for their childrca
during tho tee thing period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

India's population is 100000, ,0O0-one.
fifth of all the people in the world.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
Spring Medicine

The best is Hoods Sarsaparila. 1t
is the best because it does the most good.
While it makes the blood pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet.
ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu-
lates the kidneys and liver, gives new
brain, nerve and digestive strength.
An unequaled list of cures-4o, ,oo tes-
tlmonlals IN two years proves it's merit.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
CURED OF GRAVEL.
Not Single Stone Has Formed
Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills.

J. D. Daughtrey, music publisher, of
Suffolk, Va, says: During two or
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04

SarSatabS-FOr those who prefer medicine
IN tablet form, Hoods Sarsaparlla is now put up
in the usual liquid form. Sarsatabs have identi.
cally the same curative properties as the uouid
form, besides accuracy of dose convenience econ.
omy, - there being no loss by evaporation break.
age, or leakage. Sold by druggists or sent by mail
C. |. Hood Co.. Lowell, Mass
GUARANTEED under the Food and
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-04-04
Cross Purposes.


NTEED under the Food and Drugs Act June 30 1906 No. 324
Holbrook argus., 1907-08-13

"We never repent of eating too Ii tie, was one of the ten rules of life of Thomas Jefferson. president Ot the United States. and the rule applies to every one without exception during this hot weather. because it IS hard for food, even in small quantities, to be digested when the blood is at high tempera ture. At this season we should eat sparing and properly. We should also help the stomach as much as possible by the use ot a little KodOl For Indigestion and Dys- pepsia, which will rest the stom- ach by digesting the food itself
 Sold by Holbrook Drug Store c. Hess Jr. Prop.
Holbrook argus., 1907-08-13

Those who have stomach trouble, no matter, how slight, should give every possible help to the digestive organs, so that the food may be digested with the least effort. This may be done by taking something that contains natural digestive prop critics something like Kodol For Indigestion and Dyspepsia. Kodol IS a preparation of vege- table acids and contains the very same juices found in a healthy stomach. Ii digest what you eat
Holbrook argus., 1907-08-13
Sour
 Stomach

No appetite, loss of strength, nervous ness, headache, constipation. bad breath, general debility, sour rising, and catarrh of the stomach are all due to indigestion. Kodol relieves indigestion. This new discov- cry represents the natural juices of diges- ton as they exist in healthy stomach, combined with the greatest known tonic and reconstructive properties. Kodol for dyspepsia does not only relieve indigestion and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy helps all stomach troubles by cleansing, purifying, sweetening and strengthening the mucous membranes lining the stomach. Mr. S. s. Ball, of Ravenswood, W, Va, says " was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years. Kodol cured me and we are now using it in milk for baby"
 FOR BAcKAcHE--WEAK KIDNEYS
 TRY
 DeWIITS KIDNEY and ADDER PlLLS-Sure and sail Prepared by E. c. DEWITT & CO.,. Chicago
Holbrook argus., 1907-08-13

Don't accept a cough cure that you may be told is just as good as Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup, because it isn't just as good-there is quite difference. Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup acts gently upon the bowels and clears the whole system of coughs and colds. It promptly relieves inflammation of the throat and allays irrirat- lon.
 Sold by Holbrook Drug Store c. Hess Jr. Prop.
Holbrook argus., 1907-08-13
Sharps and Flats
By ]. Marvin Nichols

u Will De q great day when the social tides of the age set to- ward useful effort instead of will tul waste.
 Some men are content to eat beeftongue and ox-tail soup all their days just to make tongue and Buckle meet.
 At last everything comes out of the ground and somebody has to dig for 1t.
 Some people have lots of fun playing to the gallrries of their own selfesteem.
 An empty carriage drove up to the gateway. A shiftless flop and his friends got out.
 There are those who make a close study of the penal code so as to keep out of jail.
 Despite the fates we hunt our Fl DoradOes. Sefant-like men court the sweet illusions.
 Does a man get his financial rating by the way his wife dress es? Just look. There goes Jones' wite!"
 Be cheerful. There is no valley whose outer borders are not touched by the hills.
 Alfred Russell Wallace caught a baby orang-outang. Just like a human baby, 1t had to be fond ed. He must croOn before 1t would go to sleep. When absolute ly alone it was quite. But foot falls brought on the whining. Did 1t ever occur to you that for the most part our crying IS done for the galleries?
 The poppy draws the deadly opium from the very soil where the rose gets it's fragrant aroma. How strange this-and yet, no more strange IS 1t than that two sons are rocked in the same era dle by the same mother-hand. One sOn heads for a lone sea and the frozen tide; the other, for the land of sunshine and flowers.
 There never was a heart strong enough to suffer alone. Love Weaves it's own shroud If left to solitary gloom. It's strongest evidence is that 1t instinctivelv shares the sorrows of it's own. To refuse is but to deny it's exist ence. Like the eidelweiss, 1t takes on beauty and strength when nursed by the mountain storms.
Holbrook argus., 1907-08-13

uOu SlCheu OI STlpe. oIldll Pills, easy to take.
 Sold by Winslow Drug Store. A. E. Gillard. Prop.
 The Secret of A BEAUTIFUL
 COMPLEXION
 Now Revealed
 F R E E What beauty is more desirable than an exquisite complexion and elegant jewels. An op- portunity for every woman to obtain both, for a limited time only.
 The directions and recipe for obtaining a faultless complex ion is the secret long guarded by the master minds of the ORI ENTAILS and CREEKS.
 This we obtained after years of work and at great expense. It is the method used by the fairest and most beautiful wOm- en of Europe.
 Hundreds of American women who now use it have expressed their delight and satisfaction.
 The secret is easily under stood and simple to follow and it will save you the expense of Cred ms, cosmetics. bledcheS and forever give you a beautiful complexion and free your skin from pimples. bad color black heads, etc. It alone is worth to you many times the price we ask you to seud for the genuine diamond ring of latest design.
 We sell you this ring as one small profit above manufactur- ing cost. The price is less than one half what others charge. The recipe is free with every ring.
 It is a genuine rose cut dia- mond ring of sparkling briIlian- cy absolutely guaranteed, very dainty. shaped like a Belcher with Tiffany setting of 12Kt. gold shell. at your local jeweler it would cost considerable more than S20O.
 We mail you this beautiful complexion recipe free when your order is received for ring and S2.O0 in money order, stamps or bills. Get your order in be- fore our supply is exausted.
 This offer is made for a limit ed time only as a means of ad- vertising and introducing our goods.
 Send today before this oppor, tunity is forgotten.
 T. c. MOSELEY
Holbrook argus., 1907-08-13

EDEE To women for collecting | MILL names and selling our novelties, we give BIG PREMIUMS. Seud your name today for our new plan of BIG PROFITS with little work. Write today. Address
 c. T. MOSELEY, Premium department
 32 E. 23d St, New York City
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-28
Tho Dukes Brooches.

Mrs. Louden was an accomplished
lady, who wrote not only on horicul-
ture, but on arboriculture and land
scape gardening, and illustrated what
she wrote. In one of her works she
desired to insert a sketch of the Wa
terloo beeches" at Strathfieldsaye-a
picturesque clump planted to commem-
crate our deliverance from the Corsi-
can tyrant. Accordingly she wrote to
the duke Of Wellington requesting
leave to sketch the beeches and signed
herself in her usual form, u. Loudon.'
The duke-who, in spite Of extreme
age and with perceptions not quite as
clear as they had once been, insisted
on doing all his own correspondence
replied as follows:
"F. NJ. the Duke of Wellington pre-
sents his compliments to the Bishop
OF London. The bishop is quite at lib
.erty to make sketch of the breeches
which the duke wore at Waterloo, II
they can be found. But the duke is
not aware that they differed in any
way from the breeches which he gem
orally wears.'-G. w. E. Russell, In
Manchester Guardian.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-28
Defense of Farmer Near Ham
cock Will Be That He Was
Drunk
CHARGED WITH INTENT TO KILL
Trial of Accused, Who is Quite
Wealthy, Is Being Conducted at
Avoca-cash Settlement Made With
Two of the Men Who Were Injured
In the FusiIade-Iowa News.
special to Times-Republican.

Special to Times Republican.
Council Bluffs, Feb. 2S.-The trial of
August Kruger, the farmer from near
Hancock, ON charge of shooting with
Avoca, -Pottawattanie countys other
county seat, today. Kruger effected
cash settlement with two of the men
who were injured in the fusilade, and
it has been understood that he intends
leaving the state when released from
the custody of the court. The shoot
ing occurred on the afternoon of Sep
TENDER l. 1906. The battle, for such
it was literally, began at in the
afternoon, and it was s o'clock that
night before Kruger was captured
when he was removed to hotel at
Hancock and his wounds dressed, prior
to his removal to the county Jail.
Those in they bombarding party who
were injured, were DIT. Stevens, Of
Hancock, whose body was fairly filled
with shot; Jesse Sidebottom, who was
shot in the abdomen. neck, shoulder
and below the heart; Frank Johnson
a farmer, and James Duncan, of Han
cock. Kruger's body was filed with
shot.
As DIR. Stevens was passing the Kru-
ger home he saw Kruger sitting on the
porch with a shotgun lying across his
lap. Stevens spoke to Kruger and
was fred at for reply, Kruger keeping
up the firing as long as Stevens was
in sight. Soon after a large crowd had
collected, armed with all sorts Of fire.
arms. Several hundred shots were
exchanged and Kruger, wounded, re-
tired within the house. The beseigers.
fearing a ruse. rugged up large sheet
of iron on cart, and worked their
way towards the house from behind the
barricade. Kruger was found lying on
the floor almost exhausted. The men,
bers of the family had earlier in the
day been driven from the premises.
Some difficulty was anticipated in
securing a jury, and a special venire
Of twenty was drawn from this city
this morning. The accused is quite
wealthy. Shortly after the trouble
Kruger said he was drunk when he
made the assault on Doctor Stevens,
which resulted In the battle.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-28
HELD FOR LAND FRAUDS.
w. A. Hendrickson Accused Of Fraud
and Misrepresentation in Land Con-

W.. "A. nenofick9on ACCUSED OF FRAUD
and Misrepresentation in Land Con-
tracts.
Special to Times Republican.
Spirit Lake, Feb. 2S.-The State of
Iowa VS.. w. A. Hendrickson is the title
of case before Justice Stone of$Spirit
Lake. The defendant is accused of OBJ
tanning money under false pretenses
and Misrepresentation, and is the out
growth Of the frauds perpetrated by
the National Land company of Algona.
The fraud and Misrepresentation were
alleged and based on a contract which
he has been getting farmers living in
this and other counties to sign.
The Misrepresentation and fraud
claimed is that the contract does not
stipulate that there shall be a sale of
the land, but it stipulates that the Ma
tiOnal Land company is to list and adj
vertise property for sale on terms as
stated. This makes it appear on the
face Of 1t as tho the farmers are agree
ing to give 81 an acre for the simple
advert isement of their land, when in
fact the signers supposed they were
giving 81 per acre for the advertise
ment and sale of their land. These
name. Suits have been brought against
various makers of the contract by M.
A.. Dexter, who is the wife of Ira Dex-
ter
Fred Ladoux, Will Warner Ezra
Thornton, John Becker, Sam Evans.
Henry Johnson, Knute Hanson, Louis
Wilson, all residents of this county,
nave signed such contracts, and be-
sides this it is reported that there are
four at Lake Park and four or more
,at Round Lake who have done this
same thing.
Hendrickson was bound over to the
grand jury.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-28
Cure Piles
Before Too Late
Pyramid Pile Cure Will Quickly Do II
in the Privacy Of Your Own Homo.
Free 20 T5I1 PR SSfEs +

Piles sufferers in the past have looked
upon an operation as the only remedy,
but they have not considered even an
operation as q sure cure. Operating
has not rooted out the disease, and suf-
ferer has looked forward with shrink
ing to the sure day when the same
horrible ordeal must be passed thru
again.
The Pyramid Pile Cure cures. Why?
Because it gets down beneath the sur
face. 1t helps nature. relieves the
swelling, stops the congestion, heals the
ulcers and assures. There is none of the
forms of piles which these little pyr-
amids are not made to rectify.
The Pyramid Pile Cure is not a hos
pital cure, but Is to be used at home.
There is no loss Of time or detention
from business. It has been used for
years and has the sanction OF the pro-
fession as q remedy for piles of all
forms and no matter In what stage OF
development. There is no case of piles
SO severe that the Pyramid Pile Cure
will not bring relief, and there Is no
man or woman too poor to get this re-
lief.
It Is for sale at all reliable drug
gists at soc per box, or If you prefer
free trial package before purchasing,
1t will be sent to you by return mail
upon your request The bonaf1de testi-
monials OF patients cured will show you
what these little pyramids really do.
II suffered untold misery for four
months, when my wife begged me to.
send for q soc box. When it was half
gone knew was better and it didn't
take any begging to get me to send for
second box. think I am about well.
now, but IL feel any symptoms Of a,
return will order at once Tell all
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J. J. McElwee. Honey Grove, Texas. r.
r. 3.
4 up. 81 only used two boxes and
don't think need any more. Piles OF
seven months standing"
Pyramid Pile Cure just like the SAM
pie. in soc box, at all druggists. Pyra-
mid Drug Co., 81 Pyramid Bldg, Mar
shall, Mich.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-02-28
qYrps- raahran, gnma Frhr,arp Is 1907

er's strawberries can be bought In the
coolest weather, and the fruit Is as
sweet and delicate as that of June.
1T is one thing to raise winter per-
ries, and it is another thing to raise
good ones--to raise the kind that don
knot UP your face like a mouthful o.
lemon" said Mr.. Jeter recently
you test Strawberries as you tes'
port wine, by the color, the odor, ana
the flavor And there are few winter
berries that will meet this test. 1t Is
like the port wine story.
"A gentleman invited connolsseur
to try some port that he had just la,u
ia. I like it myself he said, but
admit I'm no Judge. I'll feel bettef
about it after I've heard your opin-
ion"
well said the connoiseur, we
judeg glass of port in three ways
First by the color, second by the door
and third by the flavor
HE held his glass to the light.
1.-The color of this port is very
good he said.
HE shifted it delicately.
"'The odor,' he said, is far from I'M
pleasant Now for the taste
He slipped the wine, and then put
his glass down hastily.
"'Would you mind passing me the
claret? he said"