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Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

Little Gladys. aged oE2 years. had n little
sister and naturally knew pretty well that
there was such a thing as a safety pin.
Her mother took her to the country to
spend a vacation. There she saw her aunt
riding a safety and was much interested
in the performance
She came running into the house one
day crying. 20. mamma mamma. Aunt
Anna says IL you will let me l can ride
her on her safety pin"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09
You Can Get Allen. Foo.-En.e FREE

Write to-day to Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy,
n. V. for n FREE sample of Aliens Foot
Ease. n powder TO shake into your shoes.
IL cures tired. sweating. hot. swollen. ach-
Ing feet. 1t makes new or tight shoes easy.
A certain cure for Corns and Bnnions. All
Druggists and Shoe Stores sell 1t. &c.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09
Skeptical

A son of the Emerald Isle. on landing at
n wharf in New York. saw lying there a
huge anchor. For the next three days he
stood by watching the anchor. What are
YOU doing here?' asked a workman one
day. Sure. sor." was the reply. II want
10 see the man who can handle thai pick. -
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

Take Garfield Tea in tho sprins-it
will save you many days OF headache.
lassitude and general i'll health. This
natural laxative puriiics the blood.
cleanscs the system and establishes IA
normal action of liver. kidneys and bow
els. 1t is made wholly OF Herbs.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09
His Criticism.

Hell didn't like the play. 1t wasn't
realistic enough.
She-ln what way?
He-After the show. ] saw the fellow
who was killed in the third act in The
corner saloon.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09
State of Ohio. city of Toledo, Lucas Cou'

State Of Ohio. city of Toledo. Lucas Coun.
ty. S.:
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Ia
senior partner OF the firm of f.. j. Cheney II
Co.. doing business In the city of Toledo.
County md State aforesaid. and that said
iirm Will pay the sum of \ HUNDRED
DOLLARS for each and every case of ca.
tarrh that cannot be cured by the use OF
lIallS Catarrh Cure.
FRANK ]. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence, this 9th day of December. A. ID.
1856. A. w. GLEASON.
(Seal.) Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally.
and acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system: Sud for testimo-
malls, free. L. j. CHENEY 4 CO,
Toledo. O..
Sold by all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

away from two bumblebees which were
buzzing about his head. The following
day he tore into the house, exclaiming,
90. mamma. those old bum fi.e5 are out
again.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

ArcAIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS. !

Don't hunt trouble: 1t will find you.
Don't let fools annoy you; laugh at
them.
People are not shocked as often as they
pretend to be.
The wages of sin are paid by the wo-
men; the men owe IT.
Men are never so old tina a bluE doesn't
startle them "A little.
There is not the slightest setse back OF
a great deal of hope.
Love is a picnic: do not expect it 20 gath
or up the napkins and dishes.
What II fool Il man can make of himself
when he tries his best 10 be wise.
When Il man talks about his principles.
he usually means his prejudices.
A lot of people who say they don't
take u good picture" shouldn't expect to.
~ didn't mean to- works longer hours
thar any other excuse, unless ii is, II for
got"
Our experience has been that western
society is pleasant enough until the sing
ing begins.
If a drunk man doesn't think he is fun
ny. he is pretty apt to have AN idea he is
wealthy.
Nothing is more p!tiful than to see the
wife OF a deadbeat go into a store, and
ask credit.
There is about as little music in the av-
cragc music lesson as there is boxing at a
'V-N e~V'iiis
~ man who is always "full of fun" is
as great n nuisance as the man who is al
ways full of whisky.
Poor relations are like the sins OF our
fathers: We inherit them from generation
to generation.
1t is difficult to refrain from blowing
ones own horn to some people; they are
SO unreasonable.
a man who does q really charitable act
is as modest about it as though he were
receiving charity.
This is the season when You will trim
your trees in a manner Unsatisfactory to
all your ncishbors.
A good many men who don't DO much in
a small town, imagine they would make a
great hit In New York.
We heard a woman say today: There
are tw" sides to every question" Two.
Why. there are a dozen.
A mal is as anxious to have a hat like
some ones else as Il woman is particular
that hers shall be different.
The average child studies at home abon.
the way three or four women work *ltei.
they get together for THAI purpose.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09
Yours very truly,

(Signed.) JOHN LANGnON.
Write to any Canadian Government
Agent for literature and full particu-
lars.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

Good running will go a long way to-
ward making up for & late start In
the race OF life.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09
"TEE SQUIRE"

Justice Geo. l.. Law. of Drnsfi. Ind,
Has Married 400 Co"pies.
Justice Geo. f. Law. of Brazil,
Ind. has fairly earned the title The
Marrying Squire" by which he is
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

its an undisputed fact tina: o,n men
do not have any more scnse wsen they
.el nlnrried ihan the2 did her they
wore born.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

Trouble is something that generally
visits Us without warning.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

-!rn. W!nsiow's sooTflIsc rfaur .or CHILDREN
festhins' sottens the yuiDs, reduccs lnEnI. NATION ~.
Ays pam. cures wind collie. Ibceit . o9ttls
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

BARGAINS in farms and ranches in the
great Judith Basin and central Montana
where wheat is king and stock raising is
producing unlimited wealth. Free book
let and iist OF lands on application. Ed
m,nd Wright. Lewiston. Mont.
When writing to advertisers it will
be to your interest to say that you saw
their 'ad" in this paper.
s,o,lx cry p,r,e CO.. 1.1ss-1s. 1907
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09
The Country Has
No Superior

Coal, wood and water in abundance; cuuronc,
and schools convenient; markets easy Of access;
taxes low; climate the best in the northern tenn
perate zone. Law and order prevails everywhere.
FOR advice and information address tho
Superintendent OF immigration. Ottawa, Canada,
az the arttorized Canadian Government gent
W. d. Scott. Superintendent Of immigration,
Ottawa: Canada. OF +. i. Holmes, 3Is Jackson
Waiertown: SOUTH DAKOTA. and ". y. Bennett.
eol New York Lie building, Omaha, Neh.,
Authorized Government Agents
Please say whsrs res 80 this advertisement,
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-05-09

SIOUX CITY P'T'e CO., 1855. 1907
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-07-08

ariss ss's must base the au-
.kamo,,e.i ei the land upon the
h|iIpos - manuscripts and
= W. s' .o OF ITS great men, yet
sre as careless in the
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-10
TWO D0cfNra~

Almost every one has made his Jest
about the proneness Of doctors to dis
agree, the one prescribing exactly an
opposite course from that ordered by
another, but not every one has had an
opportunity to conduct such an expert
ment as was made by the late Baron
Lutz, formerly prime minister of Ba-
varia. The baron was once severely
wounded in battle in both legs. The
wound in one leg was much like that
In the other. 1t struck him that there
was a chance to study the ways Of the
surgical profession and beguile the
long hours Of his convalescence. He
accordingly called in one doctor and
gave him charge Of his right leg, but
told him nothing about the wound In
the other, and then called in another
doctor for his left leg, keeping him
similarly In ignorance about the
wounded right leg. The doctors adopt
ed very different method of treat
ment, but both wounds healed at about
the same time. When the baron's legs
were quite well he derived a great deal
OF amusement from getting the doc
tors together and mystifying them with
questions about the way each had
treated This leg"
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-10
India Rubber.

Few articles seem more strangely
named than india rubber. 1t gets the
rubber" from the first use to which it
was put-that Of erasing pencil marks
BY rubbing. Nor should 1t be asso-
ciated with India. The tree was first
mentioned by an explorer among the
mexican indians three centuries ago,
and the first account Of the substance
Is In connection with Columbus visit
to Haiti on his second voyage. Most
OF our present importation comes from
Brazil. But Columbus and those ex-
plorers who followed him were search
Ing for short passage to India, and
they supposed that the land they dis
covered was India. The name india
rubber Is therefore permanent sign
OF their mistake,
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-10
NOT If AS RICH AS
ROCKEFELLER.

Ii you had all the wealth of Rookie
teller, the Standard Oil magnate, you
could not buy better medicine FIR
bowel complaints than Chamber aims
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
The most eminent physician can not
prescribe better preparation f1r
collie and diarrhoea, both for child
rem and adults. The uniform success
Of this remedy has shown it to be
superior to all others. 1t never fails,
and when reduced with water aud
sWeetened, is pleasant to take Every
family should be supplied with it. Sold
by Havre Drug Company.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-10
The Skyscraper
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white signals, thought" he said to me
at Dads bedside. II knew we had the
right Of way over everything. 1t was
hustle anyway on that schedule, Mr..
Reed, you know that-an awful hustle
with our load. never choked her
notch to run the yards. Didn't mean
to do it with the Junction grade to
climb just ahead Of US. But I looked
out again, and, by hockey, thought I'd
gone crazy. got color blind-red sig
nails! OF course thought must have
been wrong the first time looked
choked her. threw the air. I dump
ed the gravel. Heavens! She never
felt it! couldn't figure how we were
wrong, but there was the red light. I
yelled, Jump, Dadp and he yelled,
Jump, son! Didn't you, Dad7
t'He jumped. but wasn't ever going
to jump. and my engine going full
against red lamp. Not much.
II kind of lodged down behind the
head; when she struck it was biff, and
she jumped about twenty feet up
straight. She didn't? Well. it seemed
like 1t. Then it was biff, biff, blff, one
after another. With that train behind
her she'd have gone through Beverly
hill. Did you ever buck snow with a
rotary, Mr.. Reed? Well, that was
about it, even to the rolling and heav-
ing. Dad. want to lie down? Lee me
get another pillow behind you. Isn't
tina: better? Poor Musgrave" he add
ed speaking Of the engineer Of IS, who
was instantly killed. HE and the fire.
man both. Hard lines, but I'd rather
have it that way, I guess If I was
wrong Eth, Dad?''
Even after George went to work
Dad lay in the hospital. We knew he
would never shovel coal again. 1t cost
him his good back to lift George
loose, SO the surgeon told US, and |
could believe it, for when they got the
jacks under the cab next morning, and
Neighbor told the wrecking gang that
Hamilton alone had lifted it six inches
the night before on his back the
wrecking boss fairly snorted at the
statement, but Hamilton did Just the
same.
son." muttered Dad one night to
George, sitting with him, II want you
to write a letter for me''
"Sure"
"I've been sending money to my boy
back east explained Dad feebly. 81
told you he's in school,"
II know, Dad"
Il haven't been able to send any
since I've been by, but I'm going to
send some. when get my relief. Not
so much as used to send. want you
to kind Of explain why"
whats his first name, Dad, and
where does he live?"
Its lawyer that looks after him
q man that tends to my business back
there
"Well, what's his namey'
"Scayl0r-Ephraim Scaylor."
"Scaylor?" echoed George in amaze
ment.
eyes. Why, do you know himy
"Why, that's the man mother and I
had so much trouble with. I wouldn't
write to that man. He's a rascal,
Dad"
what did he ever do to you and
your mother?"
''Tll tell you, Dad, though it's mat
ter I don't talk about much. My IA
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-10

The Havre Herald, $500 per year.
The newsiest paper in the county.
Subscribe now.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
A Game With F;curcs.

This game is played With an oppo-
nent each in turn placing a number On
paper from 1 to g. adding them up
mentally as they proceed. The person
who succeeds in placing the last figure
which shall make the column add up
so wins the game.
The player unacquainted With the Sc.
cret always loses. The explanation in
wolves the number g. Your friend has
written, say, E. You put down say, 3,
which will add up to 8, says Home
Notes. Your friend puts down. say, l.
You put down 6, for the second addi-
ton must equal {. Again he puts
down, say, 5. You make it by adding
2. He puts down, say, g. You again
make it by putting down 4. The adj
dition foots up 80, and as you have put
down the last figures you have won.
Be careful to make the first addition 9
and the following three each, and
victory will never desert YOU.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
FOR THE CHILDREN
Forming SyIIables.

Nearly everybody is puzzled now
and then over the proper division OF
some word or other into syllables.
particularly when the work breaks at
the end OF a line. Printers know how
to do 1t, for it is q necessary part Of
their education, and other people may
soon learn by remembering certain
general rules and keeping their eyes
open. For example, consonants should
usually be joined to the vowels or
diphthongs that they modify, as in the
word ap-os-tol-ic-al Two vowels COM
ing together, If they do not make a
diphthong, should be separated, as in
aerial Derivitive and grammatical
Examinations should be separated from
the radical words to which they be-
long, as harmless. Prefxes are gen.
orally made separate syllables, unless
the primitive meaning be disregarded.
as in recreation and recreation.
This subject is well worth studying by
those who wish to write correctly,
even though they may never write any
thing more ambitious than letter.
Chicago News.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28

There is more catarrh in this section of
the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years was
supposed to be incurable. For great
many years doctors pronounced it local
disease and prescribed local remedies,
and by constantly failing to cure with
local treatment, pronounced it incurab1e
Science has proven catarrh to be con-
stitutiona1 disease and therefore requires
constitutional trea tnent. Halls Catarrh
Cure. manufactured by F. J. Cheney &
Co, Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitu-
tionai cure ON the market. It is taken
internally in doses from 10 drops to tea
spoonful, 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case it fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials.
Address: F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa-
tioh. 81
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
LlFESAvER IS REWARDED.
Wisconsin Man Given $4,000 for Saw
ina Woman's Life.

Kendall, Wis, Sept. 27.-John
Franklyn, Northwestern engineer
running between, here and Sparta; .'has
received a check for 100000 with
promise of another for saving the life
of a woman at Devils lake few weeks
ago.
Franklyn, with his wife, was spend
ing few days at the lake. At the
same time William Peterson,
wealthy Chicago man, with his wife,
daughter and Miss Jenkins, a sister
in-aw, also was encamped at the lake.
One morning while out in boat
the girl and Miss Jenkins rowed over
to a spring to get drink. AS Miss
Jenkins attempted to get back into the
boat she slipped, falling into the wa
ter. The impact drove the craft from
shore and although she managed to
get hold of the boat she could not
draw herself from the water. Frank
Ign rescued her just as her strength
was about failing her.
Miss Jenkins was one of the few
who escaped from the LroQuois tneater
holocaust in Chicago and says she
fears she is to die violent death.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
For Exchange for Stevens County
Property.
Clerk.

The e1s of sec. 7-47-18 situated in
one of the best settled and most fertile
and prosperous Norwegian districts of
the far-famed Alberta, Canada, which
is (said to be) fruit growing, winter
wheat raising and stock raising Sec
ton, emily FIVE miles from thriving
railroad town of 500 people; only forty
miles from Edmonton which is the
metropolis of that region; only twen-
ty-five miles from the big timber of
the Pacific coast; and only one mile
from a good school and a Norwegian
Lutheran church. The sol! is rich,
deep, black loan underlaid with clay.
The land is slightly rolling prairie and
every acre readily cultivabie-not a
waste acre.
LEWIS @. SPooNFR.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
Health i'm the Canal Zone.

The high wages paid make it mighty
temptation to our young artisans to
join the force of skilled workmen
needed to construct the Panama canal.
Many are, restained however by the
fear of fevers and malaria. 1t is the
knowing ones-those who have used
Electric Bitters, who get there with
out this fear, we'll knowing they are
safe from malarious influence with
Electric Bitters on hand. Cures blood
poison too, biliousness, weakness and
all stomach, liver and kidney troubles.
Guaranteed by J. R. Kruger, drug
gist. SOC.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
Lawn Bubble Party.

A tennis court is necessary for this
party. The net may be adorned with
flags or ribbons or colored paper just
to add to it's gay appearance. Girls
range themselves on one side of the
net, boys on the other, or they may
play as partners. A bowl of soapy
water, to which tablespoonful of
glycerin is added to contribute to the
beauty of the prismatic colors. and
clay pipes tied with ribbons, color de-
ternining sides, are provided by the
hostess. The girls blow the bubbles,
and the boys blow them over the net
from their side, endeavoring to prevent
the airy balls from floating into their
domain. Each bubble that succeeds
III floating over the net counts fifteen
points for the side from which it came.
Competition may take the other
forms-the largest bubble, the one re-
tanning It's form longest or the longest
chain of bubbles winning prize. Or
namental pipes, papier mache soap
boxes filed vita bonbons and similar
trifes are ss.als!e for prizes.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28

MORRIS TRIBUNE:-The Dakota half
section hitherto advertised has been
disposed of but I have quarter Sec
ton in Kittson county near Bronson,
not very distant from Hallock, which
I will exchange for a residence in
Morris Or land near Morris.
I have just exchanged Morris
residence for land out of town to a
man wishing to live in Morris in order
to educate his children in our city
schools and rent and cultivate a small
tract of land near Morris, raising pota-
toes, etc. etc.
[ have another Morris residence to
exchange to some other man wanting
to live in Morris for the same or any
other reason and rent and cultivate a
small tract within the city limits.
I also have just exchanged farm
for residence in Morris to a man not
having children to educate in our city
schools and who prefers to live in the
country and engage in general farm
ing. [ have another farm which I
will exchange for another Morris
residence and would prefer very
good one. I also want to see persons
who desire to negotiate loans on their
farms because can give them good
terms. I also will exchange residence
property, or city lots in Morris for
stock. Lewis @. Spooner.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
ARRESTED IN NEW YORK.
Alleged Minneapolis swinders Finally
Captured.

New York, Sept. 27-Frank Halli.
day, alias Halfraak, and John Lane,
alias Laurence, who were arrested
here at the request of the authorities
in Minneapolis, were arraigned in the
Tombs court during the day. Upon
request of Postoffice Inspector Boyle,
who had been searching for the men a
year, they were turned over to the
United States commissioner for exam
nation
1t is alleged that they were con-
nected with a concern known as the
Edward Vaughn company, which three
years ago informed farmers of the
Northwest that it had inside informa-
ton on the rise and fall of the wheat
market. Before the postal authorities
stopped the operations of the firm
something like $1,500,000 had been
paid into it, it is said.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
FOR THE HOUSEWIFE
Kitchen and ScuIlery Hints.

Here are some good suggestions for
your kitchen: Have your shades and
curtains of white muslin that can be
Numbered. When using your gas stove
In the summer cover the top of your
coal range with newspapers, which
will make a handy table. Have your
rack near the stove SO that your towels
will get well dried after each dish
washing. A small shelf should be put
Up near the stove to hold your salt and
pepper boxes. Cover the wall back OF
your sink with oiicloth, preferably
white, and here may be hung your sink
broom, shovel, dish mop and soap box.
II box or drawer may be kept the
necessary articles for ironing, says
u oman's Life The top may be COW
cen7 with oilcloth and will give an
e. ~ table. A chest of drawers is use
l., ID almost necessary for keeping
t.. Iitchen towels and aprons, besides
/: ether useful articles. It is we'll
t.. ,sap in the kitchen bottle of lin
-" /! and limewater, together with
3 :>.! Hf old linen pieces for bandages
f;v L, Z IN case of burns.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
RATES NOT EXCESSIVE.
Union Pacific's Reply 90 Eebraskan
Complaint.

Lincoln. Neb., Sept. 27.-In answer
ing the complaint of the Nebraska
state railway commission to be laid
before the interstate commerce com
mission against the rates on coal ship
ments from the West the Union Pa
cifc railroad has denied that the rates
on its lines from Rock Springs and
Hanna, Wyo., are unreasonable and
unjust and alleges that each and all
of these rates are under all the con-
ditions and circumstances surrounding
said shipments just, reasonable and
lawful and not excessive nor exor-
bitant and not in violation of the act
to regulate commerce or the amenda-
tory or supplemental acts.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-09-28
Borax In the Laundry.

The washerwomen of Holland and
Belgium, so proverbially clean and
who get up their linen so beautifully
white, use refined borax as washing
powder instead of soda in the proper
ton Of a large handful of borax pow
de-. to about ten gallons of boiling wa
ter, They save in soap nearly half
For laces and cambrics an extra guam
tity of the powder is used, and for any
thing required to be made extra stiff
6 strong solution is necessary. Borax
being Il neutral salt, does not in the
slightest degree injure the texture OF
the linen. It's effect is to soften the
hardest water, and therefore it should
be kept Oh every toilet table.