The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-27

lllaL hAl 80 JapancSD went 10 tNc .aL-S
in 1906, as against l25 lor tile preceding
wear, 27il in 1904 and 1922 in 1903. ln
1905. 81 japanese Lett tao islands
The Ninlado's subjects are far more I'm
love with the United States thau ta.g are
with the Philippine Islands, in spite Of
the san Francisco incident
Mr.. Shonts resigns his canal position
for more lucrative job elsewhere. ard is
voted Jolly good fellow. Hlr. Wallace,
who WAS handed one ~ tic most stnrln-
r~bulles on record for doing tnr Same
thing. may find his l1garltnms handy for
figuring out the distinction.
Hon. ,. Tilimun declares shat Speaker
cannon is "a usurper in tlc Gao. OF this
it may comfort tho Senator CD oa unnes.-
tatingly assured that DDS stock ~ almost
humor is absolutely safe from burglary
"In 1895 We imported an excess % Si0o.-
100000 or gold because wc hrdn't quicA
assets enough 20 run our enormous busi-
ness" says tho Lewiston Journal Maine
Journalism seems To- he humping along.
Late quotations on New York Aldermen
furnish stagsorer FOR pessimistic
economists who have hecl complaining
rancinE all along the line.
Alligator flesh Is said To- taste almost
exactly like veal Il YOU find that your
butcher has been taking advantage Of
this little coincidence compel him here
after TO let YOU look AT the label
Miss Ellen Terry insists that in hor
forthcoming tour she VIII visit only the
civilized portions OF the United states.
Miss Terry, We fear Will bc put 90 some
little Inconvenience ia avoiding landing
at New York.
Micmgans new Senator started his
career as a popcorn vendcr. His tumble
in life however. may have been due to
circumstances wholly beyond his control.
on Thursday. Governor 8Tagoon climbed
cut or window and trod ont "a fro
on the palace roof. FHremaa's hose IS
sometimes not in it with half-hose.
SIN. it must be admitted that the COM
plants against the automobiles come only
from that insignificant element OF the
population which uses the street cars.
MIR. Hartman. however. must not feel
surprised at finding himself classed among
tho principal arguments for government
ownership Of railways.
Meanwhile. We are anxiouslv awaiting
q decision from the Anu-Profanity So
ciety anent the free use OF 1.-THE Gatun
dam-site."
An elephant takes up the collection in
some Of the Hindu temples. No doubt Dc
often has to bear the reproach of being
a white one.
The objective OF the St. Louis girl who
announces that she can dress well on ST
a week. is. it would appear, 10 connect
with the PUNK.
Andrew Carnegie's proffered tip TO tie
Grim Reaper stin lies untouched. Death.
whatever his other dement's. Is no waiter.
The New Haven Health Officers warning
to desist from kissing will doubtless be
fully honored in the breach.
It's all right for the melancholy days
to come but it IS going a little too far
when they insist on being waltzed around
again.
The Joebaiev investigation promises To
be OF duration which viii fairly entitIo
the Senator 10 tho title Of the Texas
Smoot.
But for the grammar OF It. Bangs is
Ruled OUT would read more like
capillary caption from the Ladies' own
Journal.
a. Swcttenham. Bart. has our unquali-
fed permission 70 80 as far as he likes.
Tho country. it seems, IS busy turning
ont "a new professional class known as
Ex-EnEincers Of the Panama Canal.
Chief Engineer Stevens's resignation IS
doubtless heading this way in the mails
The barber is. after all. tho great con
versation.L hair-sputter.
II It IS TRUE that swettenham's resigned,
then so arc We.
If cooking does not Kill beciln, some OF
II must greatly amuse them
Stewart Edward White. tho author
has iDft Als bungalow, in California.
whore Doc has lived for the last two
wears. and has Joined tho authors colo
my in New York
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