Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-20

Pilot on the steamboat
Swears an awful swear;
Bull is getting pensions.
Majors working hard;
Almanac is stewing
Over some Canard:
Citizens We Don't Want
Heaping up abuse
. . e
Teddy round the campfire.
Takes a quiet snooze.
ARIZONA will put up an awful
scrap.
TT LOOKS as if the nifty year long
fight for statehood might win out yet.
F. AUGUSTUS Heinze probably
feels like Fifty-seyen Varieties Of a
Pickle.
THERE APPEARS TO be- an idea in
certain quarters h a statehood can
hide a multitude Of sins.
EVERY CITIZEN should appoint
himself a committee Of one To see hat
the Irrigation congress IS a success.
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THOSE ST. LOUIS balloonists have
Blondln beat on distance. but it's a
safe bet they wont go his 1900 feet
altitude much better.
THE TEXICO Democrat persists in
spelling the name OF this city "Albu-
juerjue." This juaint photography T.
iuite jueer, to say the least.
MOSQUITO bites cause 100000
deaths annually. according to Or. Ed
ward Ayers of New York. From Ano-
pheles TO MephistopheIes Is but a step.
THE RECENT earthquake has been
located in the centcr of the ocean.
The site IL probably regarded by San
Francisco as an eminently suitable
one.
f.. BENJAMIN Andrews declares
that newspaper caricatures are afro
cious. squaiid and libelous." Evidently
the eminent educator has been car
tooned.
1T GIVES n rather an unsettled
feeling TO know that an earthquake
50 big that IL Jerks the handle out Of
the register is wandering around
a DAOWN east preacher has given
up the ministry to take up golf play
ing as his life work. when golf in
t%erferes with your business give up
the business"
SOME CARPING critic has sug-
a connection between the Pro-
movement In Kentucky and
Col Wattorson's announcement Of his
retirement from politics.
s4s
A NEW YORK man has been incar-
because he says he Is a gold
nugget and wants to be assayed. The
cure FOR an ailment Of that kind
would be 10 run him through a smell
Ter.
a YOUNG SCHOOL teacher Of Las
was locked in a school building |
tIi night by the careless %janitor. When
She came out her hair was perfectly J
white. There was a mouse in the
room all that time.
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PROF. ANDREWS says that the
high prices Of COMMODITIES are at
.ributable TO the Influence OF the
public rather than o. 'm%onopolistic
.~endencies. just how the Common
icezer could influence himself 10 pay
'7.5o a ton f0r coal is not az once ap-
GERONIMO. riding 10 the pow-wOw
rounds In a big red auto. advised a
'athering Of Indians in Coliinsyllle. l.
r.. TO adopt the Christian religion
his VIII be interesting reading 20
OF the scalpicss New Mexico
who were led In prayer by
Geronimo some years aEn.
go
THE CITY OF santa Fe 8 suffering
rlevously IN account Of the rotten
Management OF the public utility cor
that controls il water and
ght service The Almanac.
Probably the most rotten thing
bout the management Is that it sends
monthly bills aud refused 20 let
county pay him 81, 0 on a set
ed account.
THE ONCE handsome but now !
,mewhat antique Lillian Russell. Is /,
gain In b public ese. At m auction
he Of some Of her effects a Few days
go onc Of her Photographs brought
SO. The edmiring purchaser thinks Z
was a copy OF Rafacrs Madonna \
The Almanac. A
That's nothing 4 visitor in Santa
p the other day mistook the Alma Z
Tor onc Of Baron Munchauscn's :
manuscript
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I'm SANTA Pc the question OF the [
% coal b. not a. binding as in
.e Duke City but when o. comes 70
"a water and weak electricity az very
tEures % the santa
/. the capital can beat the Duke y
a. All hollow The water T. not a. n
a as % might BE- because Dame Ma \
re- has put o. into nj santa Fe a
nyon in a. pure a. good and as .
loiesnme a condition as can BE-
una on earth. but lite Dame VA "
re has done n work and the man. y
nmauf az fha Earsa r. Mrafar ana "a