Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-17
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Cimarron has lined up for the tour
nament. NeNt gent
Japan Is SIMPLY suffering from a bad
case Of ultra cranial development.
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With two city governments, the
plot in san Francisco might properly
be said 10 thioken.
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Lost-The Report of Ny Referee.
Return To Hon. #. O. R~e-Imbursum.
ana no questions asked.
TIE Plunderbund now estimates that
there IS $500 worth of coal. Mr.. Ray
nOlds, you remember, couldn't find any
coal at am.
The man who kicked his wife to
death in "a Franciscu was found TO
be insane. one would think him sim
ply impatient.
There may be trouble over territor-
tai land entries. says he Hon. En-
Gomptomcter. quite likely. You know
there HAS been trouble over things s.
that nature.
II took the honorable attorney gen
eral and the honorable acting governor
a long, long time to suspect that there
was something wrong with that
Sehomburg land deal.
II took some six special land office
agents To remind the acting governor
and the attorney general that perhaps
there vas something phoney about
that Schomburg land deal.
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The Almanac says confdentially.
that the value Of the coal now al the
penitentiary Is $2.5O0.
Four times two are seven!
200 into 1000 goes 200 timesl
An Arizona mar has blood poison
from one of those trick cigars, which
blew the spring into bis face. This
should be a sOlemn warning To 2 mum
Der Of Albuquerque humorists.
sks
The Almanac has an interesting ed
ON Entries An The Santa Fe
district The Hon. EX~-Itegister
Frost, however, does not get the rake
off that hc did some twenty years ago.
49,
A goat farm on Long Island to sup
ply New York with milk. is the latest
dream The goats, IL is ~ewe-nanny-
mausly agreed. viii De fed ON the
city's cas-. of tomato can at small
cost.
A farmer Of Fort plain, n. Y. has
Invented AN airship that flies, he says.
like "a "shon-ed chicken To amy one
familiar with that variety Of motion
such g conveyance viii not prove all
luring
y
Now Max should follow The attorn "
generals lead ana bring suit against
the United states for "a dual settlement
.T tho gtufeffRR al NHl4IfHIr h4 Ya4l1NI
was indicted for land frauds some
Years ago.
49,
There Is "a good Heal of room In New
Mexico for a Society FOR the PrcVcn-
lion of Useless Noises especially in
he Duke City.-Thc Almanac.
Now. that's rather rubbing 1t into
willard.
II looks as II Acting Governor Raw
lolds may not continue The very neccs-
slry canning process. but will allow
his to wait for Governor George Cur
rvs actions.-Tho Almanac.
Yes. The Acting since the Trelfora
Incident. has had all the canning he
wants at present.
Five hundred women in New York
.ricd to moi 70 police station because
twenty-five boys wore arrested for ,
ON cars. 10 is not be-
loved the Albuquerque parents viii
prove so strenuous. ANYHOW. a little ,
Maternal ana patrrnal ~admonitlun.
With the possible assistance of an app q
PIE tree switch. may save some small +,
from getting hurt. ,
49, l,
'Thc Albuquerque Coyote Journal,
NO account of its course of greed, graf. &
md cuu docs harm 10 Albuquerque
md creates ~animusltics towards that &
ity which are detrimental and un- ,
'lcasant.-Thc Almanac. Z
No. dcar. You are mistaken Nothing ]
g moro thorough T.ea 'nE 10 The
ITS uf Albuuueruuo than tho a~nimpsitv 4
If Little Willard, your honoted self. !
.lr. Bursum, Mr. Earu1lds. Air. pri rs
ana The rest of The gang. O.
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