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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
Oahu Railway
Time Table.
OUTWARD.

OU WARD.
For Waianae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way Stations-"9 a. m, 1920 p. M
For Pearl City, Eva Mill and Way
Stations 1890 a. m, 1913 a. M,
*11:05 q. M, *2:15 p. M, 1920 p NJ.
1918 p. M, 1890 p. m, f11:00 p. n.
For Wahiawa-*9: Is a. m. and *5:15
p. IN.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku, Wal
alua and Waianae-*S:36 a. M, IS; 81
p. IN.
Arrive in Honolulu from Eva Mil
and Pearl City-t7:46 a. m, 1886 a
H., a10:38 a. M, u 40 p. m, *4:31 p
M, 1871 p. m, 1870 p. m.
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa -
1886 a. III. ard 1881 p. m.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
What Plate
Do YOU Use?

We are stating fact when we say
that nearly every one of the careful,
advanced photographers, both profess
sional and amateur, in Honolulu uses
Hammer or Cramer Dry Plates.
They find them better than any
others for this climate, and so will
YOU. Ask for one of our little book
lets On one or both of the above
makes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
*Daily.
T EX. Sunday.
I Sunday Only.

The IIaleiwa Limited, twohour
train (only frst-class tickets honored).
leaves Honolulu every Sunday at S;22
a. m; returning. arrives in Honolulu
at 1910 p, m, The Limited stops only
at Pearl City and Waianae,
@. p. DENIsON, +, c. SMITH.
Supt, G. r. a T. A.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
SUGAR FACTORS
and
COM MISSION AGENTS

Agents for
Oceanic Steamship Co., San Francisco
Cal.
Western Sugar Refining Co.. San Fran
cisco, Cal.
Baldwin Locomotive Works, Phlla
deIphia, Pa.
NeWall Universal Mill Co. (Manufac
turers of National Cane Shred
der, New York, N. Y.
Pacific Oil transportation Co., San
Francisco, Cal.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation Co.
The Waialua Agricultural Co.
The Kohala Sugar Co.
The Waimea Sugar Mill Co.
The Fulton Iron Works, st. Louis.
The Wahiawa Water Co., Ltd.
The Geo. F. Blake Steam Pumps.
Weston's Centrifugals.
The New England Life Insurance Co.
of Boston.
The Aetna Fire ms. Co. of Hartford,
Conn.
National Fire Insurance Co. Of Hart
ford.
The American Steam Pump Co.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-15
Claus Spreckes. VIM. G. Irwin.
Claus SpreckeIs ( Co.
BANK RS.
HONOLULU, T. n.

San Francisco Agents - The Ne
vada National Bank of San Francisco.
Draw Exchange on the Nevada Ma
tional Bank of San Francisco.
London-The Union of London and
Smiths Bank, Ltd.
New York-American Exchange Ma
tional Bank.
Chicago Corn Exchange National
Bank.
Paris-Credit Lyonnais.
Hongkong and Yokohama - Hong
kong Shanghai Banking Corporation.
New Zealand and Australia - Bank
of New Zealand and Bank of Austria
lasia.
Victoria and Vancouver Bank of
British North America.
Deposits received. Loans made on
approved security Commercial and
Travellers Credits issued. Bills of Ex'
change bought and sold.
Collections Promptly Accounted For.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

the distinguished Senater from Rhode Island plays the role of reticent gem eral maneuvering his forces on the floor of the Senate, while the Senator from Ohio acts the more striking part of dashing officer with standard uF- lifted ready for the fray, regardless of the distribution of forces. If Mr.For- aker's well-covered head were matched by the hirsute adornment of MT. Aldrich the resemblance would be complete.
 But standing side by side they appear as brothers, and their similarity is fre- quently commented upon.
 Now and then Representative Adin B. Capron of Rhode Island wanders over to the Senate end of the Capitol, and whenever he does so he gives a shock to some one, who. upon seeing him, Is startled at his striking resemblance to the late Senator Quay of Pennsylvania. He is more robust in appearance than his prototype from Pennsylvania and much younger. But the resemblance was always striking, and when Senator Quay was living and in the Senate. with Mir. Capron in the House, they often fndul- ged in stories of mistaken identity.
 Two Senators stand as competitors in the degree of their resemblance to the pictures of, widely advertised doctor, the virtue of whose remedies are'an- nounced in the public print in connec- | ton with q picture of the doctor in 1 an attitude of attention with uplifted | hands admonishing the sick. These Sen 1 ators are Clay of Georgia and La Foll- l cite of Wisconsin. They are eHough alike to be brothers were it not for the fact that one is of the most gen l erous build while the other is below the average heia4t. Both wear their haiI pompadour and both can defy the Sen ate when they make up their minds to
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

do so.
 Senator La Toilette was recently pass- ing the Marble Room, when Phila- deiphian nudged friend at his side and remarked:
 II wonder if Dr. is here in the in- terest of the Pure Food law"
 He had not before seen the Wisconsin Senator.
 Senator. Carter of Montana and Rep- representative Livingston are rivals In role of replicas of Uncle Sam. When Livingston went to VenzueIa some years ago to observe conditions there he was warmly received by the people, who knew thAs United States chiefly by hav- ing seen pictures of Uncle Sam. When they saw Livingston they declared that he was Uncle sam personihed, and some of them believed him to be the owner of the United States. Either Carter or Liv- ingston could pass anywhere as the pro- totype of the typical Uncle Sam without adding any stage paraphernalia.
 The likeness between Senator Cul1om and Speaker Cannon is also frequently remarked, and MT. Cullom's resemblanea to the venerated Lincoln has been com- mented upon ever since the two knew each other in the stirring days of the war. Lincoln and Cullom each had q warm place in his heart for the other and Cullom was always a strong sup@ porter of the great emancipator In the 1 days when the popularity and fame of | Lincoln were far from being assured. Representative Lacey and the lafa Senator Alger were strikingly alike. Whenever Mir Lacey visited the Senate and sat on the divans at the rear of tho | chamber back of the desk of the Mich- | igan Senator the resemblance between the two was remarked by people in the galleries.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

Tn the wine cellar all would be hurry and confusion.
 Family Pedigrees would be brought out and hastily rubbed up.
 Many faithful Housewife would sit by the Preside until late at night working on Menu while the Daugh- ter, having retired to her own Apart ment, would spend sleepless hours try ing to fix up her Accent.
 Little groups of Stock Brokers would assemble in the Moonlight and whisper over their deep-laid schemes for cap turing the Foreigners before somebody else got hold of them.
 The original Minute Men were mod erately eager to meet the distinguished Visitors from England, but their meth ods were slow and anticipated as com pared with those practised by the wise American of this Generation, who de- mands not only Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness, but lot of other things on the side.
 Armed with Letters of Introduction, Check Books and Kodaks. the native born Sons of the Wilderness would wait behind Rocks and Trees for a chance to bounce out upon the naughty Britons,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24
ROBINSON cRUsoE.
marfkable Experience.

If wrecked This Year It Would He Tough on the IsInnd-Revised and
 Condensed Story of His Re-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24
JACK STRAIT AND WIFE.
Why They Put Breakfast Food on the Famous Platter--The Modern Spratt Investigating the Butchers
 prfaaa

Why They Put Breakfast Food on the
 Famous PIatter--The Modern Spratt
 Investigating the Butchers
 Prices.
 Jack Spratt could eat no Fat and his Wife could eat no Lean, because Steak was 2S cents a Pound.
 So most of the time they purchased a highly advertised kind of Chop Feed that came in a Pasteboard Box with a Beautiful Wrapper around it.
 After devouring a Package of that which reminded him of something to eat, Mir. Spratt felt as refreshed as if he had taken a Long Breath.
 One day while Mir. Spratt was in the country on his annual vacation, he went for walk and came to a Feed Lot where a bearded Stockman was shovel ling out 40-cent corn to sofAe broad and buxom Steers
 Being a City Man he was attracted by the sight of high-g grade beef, so he stopped to converse with the Feeder
 He learned that the steers wighed about 1900 pounds each and he allowed that they were very valuable Animals with meat worth 2S cents a pound
 You have been smoking" said the Stockman, taking Market Report from the Pocket in his Wammus. Those that are prime now fetch about cents a pound at the Yards. Most of them seem to be worth about 5. You see. the pElCG uuCIudlGSs 4L kOtS uQ QOWts but principally down."
 Tt Is strange that one in the Cattle Business should be so ignorant" said MT. Spratt. Who ever heard of the price of Meat going down? It is being boosted out of sight. I have watched it for Years, wondering where 1t would stop"
 T have watched 1t for years and don't see much change" said the Feed CT. Tt always wobbles around a Fig ure that keeps me guessing as to where I am going to get off"
 MT. Spratt, being a keen Business Man with metropolitan training, gave him a pointer.
 When the prices paid by the Con- sumer are pushed up you should declare yourself in on the Divvy," he said.
 Gan you see me trying to take Fall out of the Beef Trust?' asked the hum- ble Custodian of the Steers. When I chapeTon my little carload up to the Great City l put them into a Pen and wait until a Gentleman in Top Boots comes along and begins to/bid on them. After he bids 1t somehow happens that there is nobody else present to raise him. Of course, don't have to sell. always reserve the privilege of taking the steers back home with me and keep ing them as Household Pets. As a rule l sit on the Fence for about an hour. until l get my Straw chewed up and then take whatever l can get, pin 1t un- der my Shirt and run for Train before the other Bunco Man gets me"
 The Packer to whom I give up large sums for Choice Cuts when 1 can af- ford 1t, has a soft Lead Pencil with which to figure out. to the satisfaction of any Impartial Investigator, that he is just about catching even" said Mir. Spratt. That's why 1 feel so sorry whenever congress gets after him. He has a lot of money, but 1 understand that he made 1t outside of Business Hours. playing Croauet'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24
IIlllu nlHIl lAlIuIHINllEMINI
BY GEORGE AIDE.

Copyright, 1907, by George Ade in the
 United States and Great Britain.)
 Suppose a body of British Soldfery should swoop down upon these Shores and prepare to invade the most exclu- sive Suburbs of New England7
 The Company probably would include Arthur Plantagenet Beachey, B. & s., younger son of the Duke of Swozzing- ham; Major Promo. Kelley. from one of the oldest Families in the County Ski doc, Ireland; Brevet-Col. Percy Spifing- ton, Equerry in-waiting to the Whole Thing; to say nothing of Leftenant Harry Spudd, of the Soho Fusileers, with chest like a strike-breaker and Coat reaching almost to his Hips.
 Would their coming agttate the rug ged Patriots of the New World as it did on former Occasion?
 It will be recalled that the Mother Country sent over the Cream of the Aristocracy, but she did not figure on 1t turning out to be Whipped Cream.
 Paul Revere saddled his nag and went kiting down the Pike to warn the coun- tryside that the First Families were ap- preaching.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

One day friend took him to Task for making such Loud Noise about noth- ing in particular. -~-i
 Don't you remember the Old Story ?'' asked the Friend, who was a Conserva- tive and did not believe In making a Fuss over anything whatsoever, for fear that it would disturb Existing Condi- tions. If you keep on yelling Wolf! Wolff when there isn't a Wolf in the whole Township even the most Gullible will take a tumble after while and your name will be Sweeney. No one will be alarmed when you begin throw ing an Epileptic Fit Then when a Wolf really does approach and you jump up and down and tell everybody to es- cape, the whole Drove, having been fooled so often. will think you are springing another Fake. so they will stand still and be eaten up."
 "Ratsr' replied the Bad Boy. You overlook the fact that the Great Amer ican Public wants to be scared. and nev- CT gets tired of going over the Jumps
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24
racial Resemblance of People in Pub
 lie Life. Nauy yorIr Trihuna

lie Life.
 New York Tribune.
 The Tribune recently told of Paris merchant who Is so nearly the exact double of the Presidential France that on the streets and in other public fplaces he is gree ed and saluted as M. Fallieres The Washington Star gives some in- stances of notable doubles in this country. The Resemblance of the Pres ident to his forme Secretary of the Navy and Attorney General Mir. Moody, has always been the subject of remarks, and now and then of humorous mis- takes. Now that MT. Moody has been elevated to the Supreme coure, he has come across another double in~the per son of James Maher, clerk of the court.
 When Justice Moody first meet MT Maher it was as a member of the House of Representatives, when the resem- blance between the two was remarked Again, when as Attorney General he was obliged to go to the courtroom he occasionally saw his double. and now as a justice on the bench he can look | over the edge of his judicial gow any | time and practically see himself as l others see him. Mir Maher's resemb- 1 lance to the President is striking when 1 in repose, but when he speaks or smiles l he is obliged to acknowledge that owing either to the subduing atmosphere of the court or the lack of dental qualif- cations he cannot vie with the Chief | Executive.
 The resemblance of Senators Aldrich and Foraker is also striking, although
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

together and get ready to unload their securities.
 If ifamishing Hobo broke Into a Summer Kitchen and stole Ham. he would begin shrieking about Carnival of Crime and shake up the Police De- pertinent.
 If the Second Alto of the Church Choir at Lonesomehurst eloped with a Piano Tuner he would announce Scan- dal in High Life and get the Sheep so worked up that they would run around in a Circle.
 He had a trained pack of Disease Germs that were always on the point of rushing out to bite everybody in sight.
 It was a dull day when he could not start an Epidemic.
 About twice week he would get out his Megaphone and announce that the entire Population, with the exception of eight or nine Man-eating Sharks in Wall Street, would soon be playing g Checkers in the Poor House.
 Every time he gave vent to this ter rified Whoop the Flock would bleat and run to the 6ther end of the Lot and sign petition, and then go back to eating Grass.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24
MEN WHO LOOK ALIKE.

1t difficult to get in anywhere except at Exclusive Homes
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24
LITTLE Bo PEEP.
She Made Them Sit Up and Take Notice Her Recipe for Getting the
 Lambs Together.

A$AAhUH AU8CtnCNs
 Little Peep had lost her Following of Percy's and didn't know how to find them.
 It is all very we'll to say, Leave them alone and they'll come home" but when Girl has to fix her Hair certain way and rub on a little of Madame Some body's Face Food in order to look under twenty-fivo there Is nothing in that Waiting Game.
 Womanly Pride dictates that she shall go ahead burning Pictures on Wood with Hot Poker and never let on even when the Door Bell begins to suspect that some one has cut the Wire.
 On the other hand, ordinary Business Sense would suggest that she had bet ter get large six-cylinder move on herself
 Little Bo-Peep realized that the Just Cutters were putting up a very keen Competition and would soon have her in the Side-Pocket. In order to stay in the Game. she adopted the Drama as a Profession.
 All her acquaintanees were surprised to read in the Papers that Society Girl goes on Stage. .a
 When they went to the Play House and saw her come out with thirty oth- CTS to sing I've Got Such a Feeling for a Girl in Wheeling" they were surely proud of her.
 Then when her Picture appeared in connection with an Article entitled What Prominent Chorus Girls Have to Say About the Digging of the Panama CanaI' a good many Marked Copies went through the Mail.
 The Stage Door Keeper had to send for Gatling Gun in order to keep th' Trappers out of the Alley.
 She had invitations to eat, and 's' who had barely a Speaking Acquaipt ance with her sent Presents which sh' | came very near returning.
 She married Young Man with a si, and a quarter head, who was such { | thorough Bohemian thaN he Cabmel did not like to haul him. and who founC
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

whereupon the Minute Men and other humble Citizens, who little suspected that they were Ancestors, took down the Muzzle Loaders and began shooting at everything that looked Red.
 What would the present day Mir. Re- we're do if he learned that several top liners from England had disembarked and were getting ready to move upon the outlying Golf Links?
 He would pour eight gallons of Gaso- lene into the Tank and light the big Bulls Eye and proceed to burn up the Boulevard
 Soon lights would be twinkling in the Country Home of every Patriot rated at more than a Million.
 Men with pale, set Faces and Wo- men, trembling and hysterical, would discuss with bated breath their plans tor going out to meet the British.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

tOuuehAeu StOEy OI HIS he-
 markable Experience.
 When Robinson Crusoe found himself laid out on the beach of Strange Island, with no supplies except d miscellaneous lot of old Junk that resembled a Rum mage Sale, did he arrange to settle down and stay there?
 Hardly.
 He took piece of Wire, a couple of Doorknobs and a Second hand Battery and rigged up Mareoni Plant on the topmost Peak.
 Within two hours he was communf- eating with the Mainland 500 miles away and had the Magazine Editors bidding fer the Serial Rights of the Story of his Marvellous Adventures
 Then he began stalking off the Island into Mining Claims and arranged to ad- vertise and sell the $100 Shares of stock at 15 cents each to Messenger Boys, Ser want Girls and Widows.
 Friday showed up soon after and was made Vice-President of the Company and Chief Expert in the Analysis of Ores.
 Robinson had two Press Agents come out with the Relief Expedition, and when he landed at home he found over 150 Invitations from Literary Clubs.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

This is tough World" said the cat tleman. dumping out another Bushel. Everybody gets the worst of 1.-the unprotected Rube when he has to sell for $6 Hundred; the poor Consumer when he has to pay 2S cents a pound for Porter House, and the persecuted King of the Jungle, when somebody writes Book about him. Even the Steer gets if in the Neck.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24
.ewOLT. WOLFF

The Boy Who Made People Jump Every Day of the Year-ShOwing the Con-
 tinued Popularity of the
 False Alarm.
 Once there was Bad Boy who loved to stampede the Sheep by yelling Wolff Wolfp' about twice day.
 If the State Department had little Family Tiff with the Court of St. James. he would see a War Cloud on the Hori- zon and start in to concentrate the Ma val Forces all by himself
 Whereupon the Sheep would huddle
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-24

smother them with Invitations and sic a lot of Actresses onto them.
 Any who escaped would be as lucky as those who succeeded in getting away from Lexington.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-06-27
Sold end Recommended by
L. J. WadsWorth

DR.. Mcpherson of st. Anthony, Is
dead, presumably by his own hand
His death was caused by a bullet
from a target rife, and a rife was
found in his buggy, the jury deciding
that he had fred the shot with sui
cidal intent.
1t Is reported that Andrew Gilbert,
who escaped from the penitentiary re
Gently, and for whom penitentiary
guards have since been securing the
country, is in hiding in the vicinity
OF Grangevllle, the place from which
he was sent to prison,
Judge Fremont Wood announced
last week that he would hold the Sun
day rest law valid The announce.
ment was in connection with his de.
cision on the demurrer filed by the
defendant in the test case of the
state against W. F. Dolan.
Thomas r. Cutler, general manager
Of the Utah Sugar company. the
Idaho Sugar company and the West
ern Idaho Sugar company, announces
that the eastern stockholders in the
three corporations have approved the
plans for their consolidation.
About 10000 acres OF. land in the
Occur dAlene land district in idaho
now Withdrawn for forestry purposes.
,r{11 i,arpv,,a e,,h{nct ., -ott1or,o,,+ -,
Sept so. and entry on Oct 80, 1907.
The land is in Sloshone county, near
the towns of Ciarha and Wallace.
Thomas c. Webster aged 60 years
Of Horseshoe Bend, Ida, who began
to sleep On a train between Kansas
City and Denver on April /, ana who
did not open his eyes thereafter for
seventy-seven days, died at the gen.
eral hospital in Kansas City, June lC.
The nursery which was inaugu-
rated at the Baptist church in Boise
a few months ago is proving a great
success and many a mother is now
ible to attend church feeling that
ler little ones are being cared ior
while she enjoys the church service
All stomach troubles are quickly re-
lieved by taking a little Kudol after
each meal. Kodol goes directly to the
seat OF the trouble strengthens the
digestive organs, supplies the natural
digestive juices aud digests what you
eat. II is a simple, clean, pure, harm-
less remedy. Dom neglect your stom-
sch. Take little Kodol after each
meal and see how gooi it makes you
feel. Money back II It tails Sold 10y
Peoples Co op Institution.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-06-27
Production Of Oil.

Although the product ton Of crude pc.
troleum in America is making enor
nous strides every year. the bulk of
this comes from new territories which
yield heavy oils containing little or no
spirit. In fact, the fields which have
in the past supplied The world wl,h
petroleum spirit aud hiehclass illam.
mating oils are, It is said, falling, so
much so that the ocner Of production
is no longer In the eastern states but
lies equally between the gulf states
and California. Recent wor,. In the
midcontinental fields shows, however
that there is a prospect of the supply
of high-grade oils being increased
Engineer.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-06-27
stans MurIer In Turkey.

On one point the Turkish censor Of
the drama is inneXIble-there shall be
no murder committed on the STAGE
This IS IN order to prevent corruption
by evil example. Consequently the
dramatic effect of many plays Is some.
what marrpd by the manner in which
principals destined to be murdered
are rushed off the stage, and after re.
ceivlng the fatal thrust ont of sight
Of the audience, stagger back from the
wings TO sing their death songs.