Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-09-27
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A woman always likes to have the
telephone ring when she has company.
Chicago News.
A bachelor can become very fond Of
ypei,dlng his nights at the club by get
ting married.-New York Press.
The country is too busy to fool with
Wall street and too big to let Wall
street fool with it-Philadelphia
Press.
Secretary Taft must be coming to
the conclusion that the man who gets
the presidency earns it--Philadelphia
Press.
The worst hasn't come yet. Before
HE 1908 election we shall probably have
the souvenir postal card canvass-New
York Mail.
What a demand for wireless telegra-
ply the present blockade of the wires
should serve to Observation-Disclosures
Record. .
A we'll known officer says the
army Is no place for the automobile.
No, indeed; war is bad enough as it is
washington Post. -
Another bad feature of poor coun-
try roads Is that the automobiles is
compelled to work off his speed mania
In town.-Syracuse Herald.
The bubonic plague is spread by rats,
which communicate it to feas, which
i%noculate human beings. Avoid all
feas.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
Benjamin Franklin would probably
say that the whistle which calls men
out on strike is one that costs too
much.-Philadelphia Inquirer. MI '"
The Utah bear that held up a train
is not such a novelty. Both bears and
bulls frequently hold up entire railway
systems.-Washington Herald.
A recent w~aterspout in Kentucky ere
ated great excitement. 1t is doubtful
If anything could fill Kentucky with
more Observation-Disclosures Herald.
A good many of us find it easier to
see good in a big trust than in the man
who touches US for a dollar and then
forgets to return it.-Washington
Post.
Marriage with a deceased wife's sis
ter has been legalized in Great Britain.
enabling Britishers to keep a good
provider in the family.-Detroit Free
Press.
A scientist says the inhabitants Of
Mars are Is feet tall. They need to
] be in order to fit in with some Of the
{ stories told about Observation-Disclosures
Herald.
Considering the fact that thread is
hard as ever to get into a needles
: eye, the rumor Of an increase in it's
price seems unusually preposterous.-
: New York Mail.
Heavy thinkers are still discussing
the question, "Can a woman become an
angelo" 1t is certainly a wonder il
: she can after being married a while
: Washington Post.
!, Prof. Shaler Matthews says mar
Z riage is too much like a picnic" There
I Is some diversity Of opinion concern
ing the unalloyed joys of picnics, how
ever.-Washington Herald.
A new law in Alabama makes it y
misdemeanor to carry a pistol less than
WV ICCI Jig IL LLsil HuOCsll l. .Culo
some men of the gun-toting habit we
$ miss our guess.-Washington Post.
The other day a New York elephant
swallowed a roll Of bills amounting to
j $500. There doesn't seem to be any
. use in cautioning people not to put
money in a trunk.-Philadelphia Tele-
! graph.
Lieutenant Colonel Ayres has been
put on the retired list. All army
women who are not ready to have their
husbands retired will take notice and
govern their tongues accordingly
: Philadelphia Record.
A Baltimore man has been COM
planning of feeling a live frog moving
around in his stomach. Perhaps II he.
: were to swallow a toadstool the frog
would take it as an indication to sit
J down.-Washington Post.
A Brooklyn woman who has attained
!, the age of 1O7 years is reported to be.
4 ~passionately fond of automobiling. An
E other proof of the oft-asserted fact that
love of life disappears with the coming
Of bic age.-New York Tribune.
Queen Wilhelmina has conferred the
Order Of Orange of Nassau upon Lii
brarian Carnegie. There will be no
! lemon for andy 50 long as his money
lasts and he continues to entertain his
peculiar idea about the undesirability
. OF dying rich.-Columbus Enquirer
: Sun.
Emma Goldman told an anarchist
congress in Holland that the liberty
/ of the masses In America existed only
, on paper. If she could make all
Europe believe that, the undesirable
masses won't be coming here so nurner-
ously in the future.-Philadelphia
Press.
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