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New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

So many false formulas and malicious
had been published through the con-
niyance of jealous competitors and dis
gruntled doctors, that DR.. Pierce deter
mined to completely disarm his assan.
ants by a full and frank statement OF
their exact composition, verifying the
same under oath as complete and cor
rect. This he has done and to the
complete discontinue of those who had
assailed his good name as well as the
well-earned reputation of his world
famed medicines.
Not only does the wrapper of every
bottle of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, the famous medicine for
weak stomach, torpid liver or bilious
ness and all catarrhal diseases wherever
located, have printed upon it, IN plain
English, full and complete list of all
the ingredients composing it, but a
small book has been compiled from
numerous standard medical works, of
all the different schools of practice,
containing very numerous extracts from
the writings of leading practitioners
of medicine, endorsing IN the strongest
possible terms, each and every ingred-
lent contained in DR.. Pierce's medi-
cines. One of these little books will be
mailed free to any one sending address
on postal card or by letter, to DR.. r. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, and requesting
the same. From this booklet it will be
learned that DR.. Pierce's medicines con-
tain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious
agents and that they are made from
native, medicinal roots of great value;
also that some of the most valuable in
gradients contained in DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription for weak, nervous,
over-worked, vrun-down," nervous and
debilitated women, were employed, long
years ago by the Indians for similar
ailments affecting their squaws. In
fact, one of the most valuable medic
inal plants entering into the compost
ton of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton was known to the Indians as
vSquaw-Weed." Our knowledge of the
uses of not few of our most valuable
native, medicinal plants was gained
from the Indians.
AS made up by improved and exact
processes, and with the use of specially
designed chemical apparatus, the VIA
vorite Prescription" is a most efficient
remedy for regulating all the womanly
functions, correcting displacements, as
prolapsus, anteversion and retroversion,
overcoming painful periods, toning up
the nerves and bringing about a perfect
state of health.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
Long Live The King

is the popular cry throughout European
countries; while in America, the crv OF
the present day is 'Long live DR.. Kings
New Discovery, King of Throat aud
Lung Remedies!" of which Mrs. Julia
Ryder Paine, Truro, Mass, saws: ut
never fails to give Immediate relief and
to quickly cure cough or cold" Mrs.
Paine's opinion is shared by majority
of the inhabitants Of this country. New
Discovery cures weak lungs and sore
throats after al! other remedies have
failed and for coughs and colds It's the
proven remedy. Guaranteed by o. M.
Olsen druggist. SOC and $1.0O. Trial
bottle free.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
Mistook Scripture For Science.

They were passing one of the Fifth
avenue churches when the bulletin
board caught her eye. 'The Rev. DR..
will speak this evening on Deuter-
onomy." She stopped short and care
fully read it a second time. .'Well,'
she snapped, II wish these preachers
would stick to the Bible and let science
alone. I don't believe DR.. - knows
any more about Deuteronomy or as
tronomy or any other onomy than /
do.'-New York Telegram.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
This Will Please The Grocers.

Washington, D. G, jan. 19O7.-There
has been filed with the Department of
Agriculture here. one of the strongest
antees that Jell-O and Jell-O Ice Cream
Powder are strictly pure and comply with
the requirements of the National Pure
Food Law. The guarantee is filed under
serial mum BET 1884. and protects absolute
1y all wholesale and retail grocers who
handle the products named. Je1l-O and
Jell-O Ice Cream Powder are we'll thought
of in Official circles and their purity and
wholesomeness has never been question
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

For cold or a cough take Kenndy's
Laxative Cough Syrup. It is Better
than any other cough remedy because its
Laxative principle assures a healthy,
copious action of the bowels and at the
same it heals irritation of the throat.
strengthens the bronchial tubes and allays
infammations of the mucous membrane.
Contains Honey and Tar, pleasant to
take. Children like it. Conforms to the
National Pure Food and Drug Law.
Sold by Eugene A. Ptefferle.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
BIRD sUPERsTITIoNs.
Queer Beliefs That Were Held by the
Ancient Mariners.

Ancient Mariners.
Birds as inha bitants of the air were
naturally chosen by the ancients as
oracles and augurs of future happen
ings. The sensitiYeness to atmospher-
| ic changes shown by many birds aided
IL establishing these notions. The real
indications often furnished by sea
birds of a coming storm or calm were
doubtless magnifed by the anxious. su
perstitious sailor.
The custom of hanging the sea sWal-
low so that the bill may point to the
| wind arose from the old time custom
Of suspending the bird by the feet, ex-
pecting it would renew its feathers as
| If alive.
Divination by the fight of birds was
! q favorite method in the olden times.
Sailors watched their fight for indica-
tions Of prosperous voyages and favor
| ing winds. AS they were thought to
| fly through the air to heaven, they
easily became messengers of the will
| Of the gods.
The albatross is believed by Jack tar
to sleep on the winds. It was at one
time thought that the petrol hatched
its eggs under it's wings.
The kingfsher was at one time kept
in chests to keep away moths.
| The fShhaWk was esteemed bring
er Of good luck; it boded good or evil
as its cry was to the right or left.
There was an old superstition that
gulls were never seen bleeding. Shoot
ing stars We're then supposed to be the
half digested food of winter gulls.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
A HappY Man

Is Amos F. King, of Port Byron, N. A
(So years Of age); since a sore On his leg,
which had troubled hlm the greater
part of his life, has been entirely healed
by Bncklen's Arnica Salve; the worlds
great healer of Sores, Burns, Cuts,
Wounds and Piles Guaranteed by O.
M. Olsen Druggist. Price csc.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
A Memorable DaV.

One of the days we remember with
pleasure, as we'll as with profit to our
health, is the one or which we became
acquainted with DR.. Kings New Life
Pills, the painless purifiers that cure
headaches and biliousness, and keep the
bowel right. csc. at O.. NJ. Olsen Drug
Store
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
Yourself.

If you wish to be miserable you must
think about yourself, about what you
want, whatyou like, what respect people
ought to pay you, and then to you moth
ing will be pure. You will spoil every
thing you touch, you will make sin and
misery for yourself out Of everything
which God sends you and you will be
as wretched as you choose-Charles
Kingsley.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
1t Didn't Break.

A little girl held a mirror up before
a visitors face and asked, "Do you see
yourself in it?"
eyes, my darling
s'Are you quite sure?''
Eyes. Why should I not?''
Because I heard mamma say the
other day that if you ever peeped
into a looking glass you'd smash it all
into tiny little bits!''
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
She Got a New One.

"1've stopped asking people if my
bonnet is on straight" The Husband
Why, my dear? The Wife-I love,
you too much, John, to disgrace you by
calling body's attention to an old
bonnet like this.-London Tit-Bits. i;
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
He Could Dodoe,

''Theres nothing slow about JONES'"
he said refectively.
The other laughed scornfully.
II guess you never loaned him any
money he said.
''Oh, yes, I have" replied the first
speaker. "That's what made me speak
that way loaned him $40 six months
ago, and 1 haven't been able to catch
him since"
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
Used to IL

After asking great many questions
of lady a barrister felt that some
apology was necessary, so he remark
ed, II really hope l don't annoy you
with all these questions?
Not at all, answered the lady quiet
". "I'm used to it. L have six-year-
old son. Philadelphia Inquirer.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
A Nice Distinction.

wonder if any Of these purists
could solve for me a problem which
has long been worrying me. To what
particular altitude must an individual
attain before his murder is described
as assassination? This is matter that
ought to be cleared up.-London Taller.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
A BOLD STEP.

TO well grounded and reasonable objections OF lne
intelligent medicinal compounds Dr. K "
Pierce of Buffalo, " time decided to make Doo oe
parure usual pursued by the makers OF put eo
published broadcast and openly to the
whole world full list of all the ingredients entering
the composition of his widely celebrated medicines Thus ne mas
taken his and patients into his m nus
he absolutely removed his medicines from among
and made them ezpedass Ko1
Conzbosihou
all by misunderstanding absolutely
and in every Non-secret.
By bold step has shown that his formulas OF such
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

"Here's to your health and happiness"
-DeWitt's Little Early Risers famous
little pills. Nasty, sick headache or
biliousness may come on any time; the
cure is an EARLY Riser. Sold by Eugene
A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
salve does lot merely heal on the sur
lace; 1t penetrates the pores and promt.
ly relieves pain, caused by boils, burns,
scalds, cuts and skin diseases 1t is es-
pecially good for piles. Beware oflmi-
tations. Sold by Eugene A. Pfefferln.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
Pure Love.

When woman chooses a man with
a bald head, pair Of bowlegs and a
Saturday night pay check Of $40 you
can't accuse her of marrying for any
thing but pure, unalloyed, uncontami-
mated, unquestioned and undying love.
Lamar (NIo.) Democrat.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
CRONE BROS. SPECIALS.

A little Kodol taken occasionally,
especially after eating, will relieve sour
stomach, belching and heartburn. j. B.
Jones, Newport, Tenn, writes; 81 am
sure three one dollar bottles of your
Kodol positively cured me of dyspepsia,
and [ can recomm, nd it as that was
three years ago and haven't been
bothered since with it," Kodol is
guaranteed to give relief. Sold by
Eugene A, Pfefferle.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
The Opposite.

did he go to the dogs when you re-
fused him?''
No, quite the opposite
"Quite the oppositeg
'1Yes. He went and got himself en-
gagged to Kittie Cutely, the little cat!"
Houston Post.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22
HOmeSeeKeTS' Rates,

Via the Minneapolis & St. Louis r.
r. On first and third Tuesdays of
each month, to Nebraska, Kansas,
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, In
dian Territory, Texas, New Mexico,
Colorado, and other states. Stop
overs allowed and tickets limited
twenty one days. For rates, time of
trains. etc, call on agents or address
A. B. Cults, G, Pa 7. A., Mime
apolis, Nina.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

The word s'cab,' contraction of
''cabriolet," was not used until 1928.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

< No charge for sewing and laying
our carpets. j. III. FORSTER. lift
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

The concessions Of the weak are the
concessions of fear-Burke.
New Ulm review., 1907-05-22

It is the quiet people who are dan.
gerous.-La Fontaine.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07
TO SAVE 500 LIVES A YEAR.
Railroads Elevate 1900 Miles of Track
-. Hbiraco

="
The railroads of the country are
spending 500. O0o. 900 to make the streets
of Chicago safe, says Rut'dese Ruther-
FORD in the Technical World. On an
average 500 people u year are run over
by passing trains or are injured In
collisions with steam locomotives While
using Chicago's stress.
Ten Years ago Chicago decided that
the elevation of all steam railway
tracks was the only means of protect
ing her citizens from the deadly grade
crossings. Now the railroads are foot
ing the bill.
Last wear moro than 10000 men were
employed IN the work OF ~eleVating the
tracks. and it cost the railroads about
which is having her steam railway
tracks elevated. but Chicago is the only
city which is making the railroads pay
for the Job.
Chicago has already accomplished the
elevation of SEQ miles of steam railway
tracks within her borders has
, made the railroads pay every cent of
the $50 600. 600 which it has cost.
Sixteen hundred miles of railroad
tracks In one city is something rather
difficult TO comprehend without COM
parisons. Sixteen hundred miles of
right OF way is nearly enough to build
two elevated railroads from Chicago to
Philadelphia.
1t is more han enough tn build a
single line from Chicago 10 Boston. or
TO Galveston. or to Santa Fe. n. Nj, or
to Jacksonville. Fla, or to Denver, or
ever to salt Lake City. This is en-
tirely independent of amy li.eS operated
by electricity or by any power Other
than steam.
Excepting The lowered and walled in
tracks of the Illinois Central along the
lake front. where there are no street
crossings, every mile of this trackags
will have been elevated when the worn
! NOW in ogre is cOmNleted.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07
nf interest To Women.

TO such women a. are not seriously out
otihealthAhu; who have cNact!nS duties
tol perform. either in the way oi house
hdld cares\or in social duties and func-
tldns. whlcMserion>iy tax the. strength.
as WcfNM tursine mothers. Or. PieTceS
Favorite PA,Aription has proved a most
valuable surNart!ng tonic and inNisorat-
ing nervine. BY its llmel4y- use: m-gA
serious sickness and&ulelulG-l1aNH-
aVoidcd. TLc apera1mg- table and ne
Surgeons, knife. Womb lc.e4e1
seldom have 10 be cn.ploGcA i! this Iles,
vaInNElc MomanS IeNe1y We're IesaIla0
TO In good time. Thc"Eavcritc P'escr'p-
;Ion"TaS prONcN Il great boon to cXpeclant
mothers 10y preparing the syStc,G FOR the
coming of baby. thereby rendering chs.d-
birth safe. easy, and aimust painless.
Bear in mind, please that ir. lierco's
Fnvoritc Prescription Is not a secret or
patent medicine. against which the most
intelligent people are quite naturally
averse, because of tho unccrtainty as 10
their composition and harmless character,
bu. is a MEDICINE or NOW COMPOST
TON. full list of all its ingredients being
printed. in plain English. en- every bottle
WTaJUtI. Au -
INGREDIENTS will disclose the fact that ~ ~
uon-aicoholic in its composition, chemlc-
ally pure. %triple-reiinrd pIycrrlnc !a,inE
the place of the commonly Used alcohol,
in its makeup. ln this ~cotncrtioh IL
may not be out OF place to state that the
"Favorite Prescription" Of DIR; Pierce -
the only medicine put up for the cure Of
woman's peculiar weaknesses ana ar,
mcn,s. and sold through druggists, an
thc ingredients of Which have the w
animous endorsement OF an the i . INK
medical writer's and teachers OF aii t''o
several schools of practice, AMI that 700
as remedies for the ailments Tor which
"Favoritc Prescription" is rcco'nmciisei;
A little book of these Endorsement VIZ,
be sen, to any address. postpaid, anh
absolutely free if you request sam" by
postal card. or letter, OF DIR. X V. Pierce
Buffalo. n. Y.
DR.. picrcc's pleasant Pellets cure con
situation. Constipation Is tho cause o
many diseases, CIITc TIM c'tt-t +sts'+
cure the disease. Easy to take rs candy
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07
A SPOILED Nature.

luther Burbank showed last month
10 the students OF Stanford university
an apple that was sweet on one side
and sour on the other.
This apple shows US Mr.. Burbank
said. how different treatments viii
have different effects. 1t shows how en-
vironment causes the most radical
changes"
He smiled.
LAS in apples SO in men" he said.
There used to live III Santa Rosa a
good. kind Il but unfortunately he
married a shrewish Wife. n the worn-
an changed his nature.
lone morning after his wife had
called him Il good for nothing loafer
and snatched his breakfast away. he
started off hungry, and sore. for work.
"A sour looking woman entered the
car he was 90. She got into n violent
dispute with the conductor over her
change. Finally, red with rage, she
looked about her and said.
lis there a gentleman IN this car
who will stand by md see a lady in
sulted?'
THE hungry man whose nature had
been spoiled rose eagerly.
Yes. madam he said. i Will"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07
TWO SISTERS HAD ECZEMA.

tuticura Cured Scalp Troubles sf
Two %IIlinoi. Girls-AnOther Sfster
took Cuticura Pills an IA Tonic.
II must give much praise 70 all the
C'uticura Remedies. | used but one
cake OF C%uticura Soap and one box OF
C|uticnra Ointment, as that was ali
that was required to cure my disease.
was very much troubled with eczema
of the head, and a friend OF mine told
me 10 use the Cuticura Remedies,
which | did, and am glad to say thai
,hcy cured my eczema entirely. Since
then we have always kept the soap on
hand at all times. My sister was also
cured Of eczema OF the head by using
the Cuticura Remedies. Another sister
has used Cuticura Resolvent and Pills
and thinks they are a splendid tonic
cannot say exactly how long I SUI
! rered, but l think about six months
Miss Edith Hammer. II. r. d. No. q.
Morrison. H., Oct. .. 1906
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07

To invigorate the digestion and stimu-
late the torpid liver and bowels there's
nothing so good as that old family remedy.
Brandreth's Pills. which has been in use
for over a century. They cleanse the
blood and impart new vigor to the body.
One or two every night for n week will
usually be all that i required. For Con-
stipation or Dyspepsia, one or two taken
every nigh, will in a short time afford
great relief.
Brandreth's Pills are the same fine lax
ative tonic pill your grandparents used
and being purely vegetable are adapted to
every system.
sold in every drug and medicine store,
either PLAIN or sugar-coated.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07
AZ a.. 8. irvino's EXPENSE.

A dramatic critic said In New Yorh
the other night that he got off last
month a good joke at II. Il. Irying's
expense.
Il met Mr.. Irving" he began. Just
after q performance of The Bells Mr..
Irving asked me how ! liked him.
YOU We're immense said /. In
one scene you were quite the equal OF
your great father.
What scene was that he asked.
1.-The scene said ], Just before Mat
thias tells his horrible dream
MI. Irving frowned.
But he said, ! wasn't on he stage
then
Neither said 1 was your father"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07
Annroprlata Music.

a chaplain of the Enslish navy was CIV
ing a s%tereopticon lecture on Scenes from
The Bible He engaecl a sailor who had
a photograph TO accompany the lecture IA
the musical selection.
The first picture sho~n naturally enough
was Adan and Eve in inc Garden Of Eden.
The sal'or couldn't ttlnk Of any appropri-
ate air. PLAY whispered the chaplain.
The sailor suddenly had an idea. To the
delight of the audience the photograph
emitted the familiar strain. There's Only
one Girl IN the World for Me"
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07
Some Of the ADVANTAGES

The phenomenal increase IN railwav miIeaf'
main lines and hranchcs-has pa! almost cvciv
portion oil the county within easy reaon oil
churches, schools. markets, cheap fuel and every
MODERN convenience.
The NINETY MILLION BUSllEi. WHEAT
CROP al this year means Soo, ooo 900 10 the
tar mcrs of Western Canada, apart from tho
results OF other grams and cattle.
For advice and Information sddTrss tho
Superintendent OF immigration. Ottawa, Canada,
OF the authorized Canadian Government agent,
w. u. Scott. Superintendent Of Immigration.
Ottawa, Canada, or r. Z. Holmes, .3I5 Jackson
ST. ST. Paul, MINI, j.. Nj. MaeLachlan, Box no
WATERFOWL, South Dakota, and ". v; Bennett.
Sol New York Lille Building, Omaha. Neb..
Authorized Government Agents
PIsats say,shers you saw this advertisement.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07

was in a terrible condition. at tunes
a complete stoppage occurring. 1
began with Doan's Kidney pills, and
soon felt better. Keeping on. l found
complete freedom from kidney trouble.
The cure has been permanent owe
my good health to Doan's Kidney
Pills"
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents a box.
Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07

says: For twelve
or fifteen years l
was suffering fire.
quent attacks OF
pain In the back
and kidneys that
lasted for three
weeks at a time.
would be un-
able to turn in
bed. The urine
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07

We are known as the largest growers OF
Grasses. Clovers. Oats. Barley. Corn. Po-
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Our mammoth 14S-page catalog is mail
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Plants. Glover. etc, etc. and big Plant
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John A. Sal2er Seed Co. Box G, La
Crosse. Wis.
Forest City press. (Forest City, Potter County, D.T. [S.D.]) 1883-19??, 1907-02-07

( MORE OR LESS HUMOROUS.


Sir Thomas Upton at q dinner n
Chicago praised Americas hiGncss.
Il once heard" he said. n Dakotan
talk about The big farms they have cut
there.
".We've some sizeahle fal ms. lac sad
t%loughtfully. Yes, sir. pretty sizcati".
I've seen n man on one of our hls
farms start ont in the spring and pl"N
II straight fufrow TIL fall Then hc
turned around and harvested back
"'Wonderful,' said |.
"'On our Dakota farms. he went on.
It's the usual thing 10 send young mar
ried couples out to milk the COWS. Thcir
children bring home the milk
".Wonderful,' ! repeated.
"'Once,' he said, i SAW Il Dakota
farmers family Frustrated with grief,
The women We're weeping. the dogs
were barking. the children were squat
ing, and the tears streamcd down The
mans face rs he got into his twenty :
mule team and drove off.
"'Where was he going said |.
He was going half way across the
farm to feed the pigs said the Da-
kotan.
Ibid he ever get back ] asked.
ut amt time for him yet was The
rar1,v