The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-07-25
DRIFT WOOD
 DY PHIL a. ARaGDTRONO.
About the Limit

About the Limit. l You say he Is stingy" Stingy-I should say SO: He never
 tipped . waiter but once in his life.
 save vp ten cents and asked for
 Oh, no. Archie. a printer doesn't all
 ways set a good example. One of the secrets of being popular
 is to always compliment mans
 brains and woman.s figure l If . woman has winning ways she
 Winning ways he gets the jack pot
 In the poker game.
 How many indecer. pictures hang on the walls of modern homes under
 the excuse of High Art"
 what doss it mean s0s to .o to oe get si: first geld watch? asks an exchange. It means. lucky dog. that he doesn't have to go and soak 1t.
 The butcher is always tryns to make both ends meat. Look out: the average compliment is nothing but 2 slsarcoated pill
 Any girl like. to hear a man pro. pose if his voice has the ring" of | sincerity
 The man with the sour face is the town and women paint their faces On the sea of matrimony it's per fectly natural that there should be few sQuawls. About the only inspiration we rag time bards can get up these days Is precipitation.
 B. sure you're right then ask Faint heart never won fair lady or had cause to seek the divorce courts afterward.
 man giving himself away isn't over popular.
 The only time gambling should be a good reputation.
 Governor vardaman ayers that he concerns himself very little about R. alright.
 Virginia" says The Richmond Times Dispatch. "is the oldest state in in the world. and native seat of the only potlicker worth mentioning"
 However, if you're free from the Bootiicker you're lucky.
 This is the kind of weather we'd like to shake MT. Fairbanks by the | hand.
 Mark Twain says he feels seven years younger since receiving the Oxford de- gree That kind Of degree is so much pleasanter than 100 in the shade. the kind we've been getting over here. Mark.
 hateful dog, you might as well go to pricing an engagement ring on the in stallment plan. And It's Come to This. Piano Salesman-Tnis Is one of our best makes of pianos. see the finish on the case. hear the tone in fact" Prospective Purchaser-You are wasting your breath sir. we cannot cook has driven down and passed. | judgment on it." The Practical Side. Your stenographer has such dreamy
 ."Dreamy eyes? should say so. She is late every morning" Back Home. Back home the hens are cackling | And the ducks are in the pond. And the muley COW is mooing All those scenes of which I'm fond. Oh, the bull frogs are hollerin | And the hogs are just a wallerin' Where my fancy now is follerin' Where? Back Home.
 Back home the mule is pullin' Of the everlastin' blow
 An Margurite is milkin' Of tn hungry string tailed COW Fer longin's OCT me stealth
 The potatoes Polly's peelin' Where? Back Home.
 Back home see dad liftin' Of the mortgage with one hands | Or rather, he is tryir' to. | (Oh, paws a hefty man.r | can hear the rooster crowih' | can see the corn a growth But back there I'm not goin' Where? Back Home. Back home the blithe mosquitoes Are hummin' of their tunes. There is spiders in the buttermilk- Cockroaches in the prunes. So I'll take mine in the city Alters tryin to be witty | or 6 singin' of a ditty. | Bout ,.',