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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
ON HANDLING CHuDp-

Children should be handled AZ ,
possible. When they get blre..
won't stand for 1t, preferrinR IA
themselves.
The handling OF children han !,
reduced to a science, OF wh!ch T
three distinct branches, VIZ. h,
jogging and chucklng- y
To handle children property. 4,
die. To fondle. encircls the chn'
with both arms and press tightly
the breast or some other nan
anatomy. Continue until the oSfl
signs OF suffocatlon. Then josrjs
To joggle, face the child, leeTin,
the thumbs firmly into the chil9'
midway between the pit OF thc !
and the short ribs. with the flnrel,
Embedded in the small Of the bscf
shake the child vigorously ,,p as'
and sidewise. until the child h
the mouth. Then chuck. IT
To chuck. extend the finger
right hand and strike the chIlj
in the face, preferably under n
This may be done with perfect +
very young children. as they can
strike back nor. having no tss5
the tongue. Continue until the a.
porizes and grows red In the M
fondle as above and repeat ad ls'
This rule Is for your own eh1'
vice versa. For the children n
or vice versa, add 90 per O..
Bohemian.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

came what she understood to bo his
plural wife-the old man uttering the
words which wero supposed to unto
them in holy wedlock. A child was
born to tho young woman, and little
later the old man died
That illustrates one reason why the
manifesto should be printed in the Doc
better proof that the original polyg-
amous command should be omitted from
the book altogether. Just so long as
Joseph Z, Smith, president Of the Nor
mon church, persists in promulgating
that polygamous commandment, at the
same time refusing TO give the mani
festo place in the authoritative law
book of the church, then just so long
will "over-zealous individuals' obey
the original revelation. Just so long
will the church find itself under the
necessity Of hiding new polygamy, with
constant additions to those which have
already occurred. And inasmuch as Jo-
seph f. Smith has 1t within his exclu-
sive power to put an end to the whole
miserable subterfuge, he will be held
responsible for the acts Of his people,
whether they be over-zealous individ-
uals" Of no particular accountability,
or if they be the recipients of his own
polygamous favor.
If the self.styied prophet, seer, and
revelator denies knowledge of the ex-
istence of the particular case which has
been related herein, it will be possible
TO refresh his memory.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
Will Unite One
Hundred r.,

with the expenditure Of ma.
s4,000.000 the United States Sao's mo's
can open up and connect noS SSovtinl
5000 miles OF waterways hnv'r ieH
Client depth to, successfuIi,.
steamboats, OF the Mississippi -, naY
writes Frank A, Briggs in tha ~
World Magazine for April GIeei
citizens of this country awaksrol olne|
fact that llght-dratt navieationed
neglected by the Federal Cove .
the only safe and sure means ,nnt !,
themselves, from transportation
and the only way to develop ths -.
OF sections not traversed by railses,
project has been advanced or 1--we s
to the Government of such prtl
Importance as the intercoastaI ~.
being advocated by the citizens ds5
and Louisiana, Although tha
Louisiana Intercoastal canal wii, s
n small fraction OF the sum al. al -
proprlated for tho constr,ctinn
Panama cannl, the project 10 -
equal Importance and will bensaa !
more citizens of the United St".
The big ditch between the two Go
''In a few words. the project 4 y
meet the Rio Grande river al a ~
far from the little city OF r.
and near its mouth. with the MI,9
river at Donaldsville, La. thsraS
Meeting the various navigabla ~
Texas with the Mississippi r,yY
Ohio river, the Missouri riys,
their tributaries. joining toeethS
5000 miles of streams and Canal
vast system. To one who und..
the situation. the proposition L. !
one, and as an evidence OF lis ts.
stands the fact that the Rivers -
bor committee has approved Of N.
| and the United States engineers h
ready made surveys and persormS
! of the work"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
FOOD HYPNOTISN

The quick-lunch restaurant n
with a rapid succession of shh'
down the speaking tube for
fish.
A clerk, studying the me.
about to give his order to the Z
when he hesitated and lnquirei
els the fish extra fine todayi
body seems TO be taking it. ;"
"Them calls for fried fish il
said the girl. "'We-ve our d
push the fish today. The boa
lated that, being Lent. and d
at that, we'd have a rush on g
our trade don t run much to
gious, it seems. I haven't sold
fried fish all day. So now we 4
ing it. -
Elbows that7N
NWell, You see, the boss can
all that fish left on his hands
know how to get rid Of it, d
We wake up the customers TO
by shouting out fake orders fof|
rung in a fried fish, every oth|
for the last ten minutes. :"
She soppcd up a little pool
on the polished mahogany ta'
with a sweep Of her hand clezr|
plates and glasses.
''Fried fish, one,'' shouted
ress.
"Fried fish, one,'' came and!
"'Fried fish, one" came
"You see,' the girl resumed
are taking notice. Them Ord|
the real thing. When the 4
tackled on the end. the cook q
send ID up. We can make ~
here what we want to ger
most She interrupted her Z
tion with q loud "Fried fish.
''It amt that there's =
wrong with the fish that we're
it, " She resumed. ''But nah y
them things it's hard to use oysI
so it must go. After II oclcc17
the boss saw the fish hangln
gave us his official tip to push
that means a rebate or 2 ccnH
cry order of fish we ring ID.
don t you try itl Nobodys
about it,
"Fried fish, one.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
THE BLAcKsMITHs SONG.

Blow, blow. fraught with woe, the wind is
a tyrant abroad, l know,
lie levels the trees with a passing
breath.
And blows on the sea with the kiss OF
death;
lie busters and roars till the mothers
weep
For the sons at sea, where the waves
are deep,
And he lords It well DER land and sea
For terrible scourge is the wind when
free
Blow, blow, fraught with woe, the wind is
tyrant when lord, know,
Blow. blow, roar and glow; the wind Is
the servant to us. 1 trow,
He rushes In tumult to do my Will
And when shall bid him he lIeth still
With an iron mouth and a leathern
coat,
He tunes his lound song to CHEEKY
note;
And the flames he woos In his bluff.
good way.
Till they blush and glow through the
livelong day,
Blow, blow. roar and glow, the wind In
the bellows Is good. l trow!
Pail Mall Gazette
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

would think of such thing as telling
stories against her neighbor that she
could not prove in a court Of justice,
that community would have model
newspaper, so far as truth telling Is
concerned. But VIC are inclined to
think that it would be voted generally
by the newspaper reading public as
sadly wanting in enterprise and in
N
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
a BOYS FIRST ROOM.

~ bO1 y tlRST ROOM.
(Youth's Companion0
I've got room, now, by myself.
A room my very own.
1t has door that I can shut.
And be there all alone;
II has shelf. closet too
4 window just for me:
And hooks where I can keep my clothes
AS neat as neat can be.
A lovely papers on the wall;
A rug is on the floor
II had known how fine Ii was
Id had a room before.
IKE to go there after school.
Way off from everyone,
/ felt-well-sort OF scared st first
But now l think It's fun
The voices of the folks downstairs
Seem faint and far away.
hear the rain upon the roof,
j watch the birds at play;
O, yes, It's often very still
At night there's not sound
But let mother In. OF course
When bedtime comes around.
Youths Companion.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

AS an incentive to increased activity
on the part Of the Saints in Salt Lake
elections, the announcement is out that
not until they have carried the town
Will Apostle Grant again sing "The
Holy City"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

in need of q good lawyer, except for
their position that while their affection
for Mr.. Rroeden is not less their love
for Idaho ia more.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

While 1t is requested that the street
car men and their employers shall get
together, they must not give to the term
the significance accorded to it when
uttered by prize-fght referee.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Making negotiations for peace, the
Central American republics are merely
confining their talking to fewer per
sons
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Noting the practical and satisfactory
results ef large political campaign con-
tributions, the church auditing COM
mittee was able TO report approvingly
on the tithiue accounts.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Ii seems that upon their old towns
men in Scotland the McWhirters have
..run Sandy
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

And why should not the organ Of the
polygamists tell falsehoods, if only they
shall serve to blind the Saints and fool
the Gentilesl
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

No matter what the date of their
advent, the prophet feels sincerely con.
vinced that eventually all of his boys
will become sons-in-law.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

During his incumbeney as Judge Of.
the Juvenile court, Mr.. Brown seems
10 have taken on some of the mischiev-
Gus pranks of his crstwhile charges.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Commencing the courage of those
Democrats who conscientiously voted
against him, it may be that Mr.. Bryan
is preparing TO turn the other check.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

His occasional absences from town
have suggested the possibility that, in
practicing his denunciatory sermon on
polygamy, Apostle Smoot makes peri
odical visits to the school for the
dunb
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
PRESENCE OF MIND.

4 negro minister from GeS,h5
was visiting friends in Nec c,s1 ia'
went one Sunday to the os'H~
Fifth avenue.
He was very much impress
service, especially by the cnOn'
the professional and recesslonn,.
he returned to the South no
TO introduce the same tnins
church; so he collected hits0uh ~
ty little darkies and drllleu ~
he had them we'll trained. ".
One Sunday the congiesasjS' sS'
greatly surprised to see the s. ~
marching IN, singing the ~ =
The minister noticed tnat
was wrong; the boy IN lrons
carrying anything. he lcanss "
pulpit, and in order TO aVolu nss
attention, he chanted IN 'nn'
song they were singing.
EWhat-have you done
in-cense-pot?'' -, vsat
The little darky. with s'eS'
of mind. chanted back: al
cleft it in-the alsierLi
damn hot. Harper eee
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

To that innocent victim who freely
gave his money to the other sharper,
Joseph T. could have introduced a more
prophetable game.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Probably Mr., Borah 8 difficulty in
finding out who was responsible for his
indictment could be traced TO per-
sonal lack Of introspection.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

II is to be hoped that on the new
battleship Kansas there will DC no
"blind pigs
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
Where Ths Tribune Is On Sale.

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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Being amenablc TO the laws of
gravity, copper would very likely drop
under the increased weight of larger
supuly
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

IT was not known that the County
Attorney would admit that he could
get lost until he announced that he
would attach TO himself Bell
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

1t is not get announced what cccle-
siasticaI promotion will accrue TO the
polygamous- preaching Gerard.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20
Saturday, April 20, 1907.

As TO the English financial budget,
the bankers Will very naturally take the
most interest
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

A report that the Georgia peach crop
has suffered will induce the universal
hope that the dears will soon recover.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Perhaps the West Side street railway
could hold its franchise by purchasing
one large umbrella for its car.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

His friends could suggest to the At
torney- General that an Idaho town is q
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Choice Spring Lamb, First of the
season at Marriott g Phone your order
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

How come you putin uE E55
rod don't you believe N An
"Oh. yes; but de troup'c - IA
don't stay long 'nuff ter sn
nv liefsn'-Atlanta ConsHss'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

willie Green" said the tss''
NAV define the word memorssa-
Memory" said Wine, pso
forget with" h."-Phlladelphla no>
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

What will your rating oel
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-20

Our grill room at the koys' I
open daily from 4 to IL p
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-23

Pittsburg, Pa, May 23..President
Barney Dreyfus of the Pittsburg club
was not surprised when he learned to-
day that President Pulliam had ruled
against Manager Clark in his protest
against Bresnahan's shin protectors.
II rather expected such verdict,
he declared this afternoon, but I
won't tell why just now. Some people
appear to have lost sight of tine fact
that the protest was not made SO much
against the shin protectors. but against
the use to which they were put. Since
Mr. Pulliam holds that they are legal,
we are not going to lose any time in
providing our catchers with them, and
other clubs will likely do likewise, but,
mark my words. the practice is going
to cause trouble"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-23
THEY HAD OPINIONS.
Many Jurors Summoned in Schmitz
Case Are Disqualified.

San Francisco, Cal. May 23.-Five
hundred people today thronged the
auditorium room of the Jewish syna-
gogue on Bush street to which place
Judge DUNES department of the SUI
perior court has been removed for the
trial of Mayor Eugene Schmitz on the
charge of extortion.
The first taIesman to be exa mined
this morning was James Oppenheim-
err, clerk. He lost no time in letting
it be known that he had strong preju-
dices which could not be readily re-
moved. He was challenged by the
w. j. Barnard, a retired govern
ment clerk, said he did not think that
confession of guilt by Ruef necessarily
showed the guilt of Schmitz.
Barnard was challenged by the de-
Tense. The state resisted and the chal-
lenge was not allowed. The juror en-
tered the box as the fourth to be Sc
lected. subject to peremptory chal-
lenge.
James Fitelberger, a furniture deal
err satisfactorily answered the ques-
tons put by the prosecution.
Fitelberger was passed by both
sides without challenge, the fifth juror
to be tentatively accepted.
John w. Howell. connected with the
land department of the German Saw
co, said he entertained a fixed and I'M
consent.
Milton H. Esberg who was a mem
Der of the late Andrews grand jury
said he had an opinion which could
not be removed. He was excused by
consent
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-23
FIREMEN TIPTOE,
They Fight a Blaze i'm Silence
i'm Chicago Home.
A Child Lay Sick Near Unto
Death i'm the House.

Chicago, May. 23.-No shouting, no
changing of gongs. no clamor that
usually attaches to a fire, attended
the fighting of blaze in the home of
Mrs. George L. Bradbury today. For
little boy lay near to death there.
Firemen fought the flames in 81
lence. Orders were issued in whts-
per The heaVy-booted men crept
about the house on tiDtoe, alth ough
smoke filed the residence and hasty
action was compulsory. In the short
struggle with the fire, there was little
more noise in the structure than there
would have been had nothing hap
pened.
The stricken boy is George L. Brad
bury. He is the 1-year-old son of the
late George l.. Bradbury, for many
years president of, the Lake Erie &
Western railway.
When the fire broke out the child
lay in a room not far away from dan
ger. A woman in the residence sent
in still alarm bystelephone, request
ing that the firenlen be as quiet as
possible The clang of gongs ceased
as the fire trucks neared the residence.
The firemen entered the structure
quietly.
They wrapped the boy in warm
blankets and carride him to a safe
portion of the residence SO carefully
and quietly that he was not disturbed.
The work of quenching' the flames was
done in short order.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-23
HE SAVED The TRAIN.
The Station Agent Ran Down the
Track With a Flag.

Chicago, May 23.-The Chicago-St.
Louis passenger train on the Chicago &
Alton railroad, had a narrow escape
from being wrecked at Lemont, ILL.,,
where a rainstorm last night overflow
ed the sewer tunnel and loosened the
rails on the railroad bridge.
A few minutes before the train reach
ed the bridge, E. S. Weimer, the ticket
agent, who had been awakened by the
telephone manager, Joseph Starshak.
ran down the tracks with a flag and
halted the train. More than foot of
water stood for an hour in the town.
]. A. Stein, owner of bank at Lee
mont. aided by q dozen other men,
fearing the water would wash away
two storage buildings, carried out
carload of flour before it could be de-
stroyed by the water. They had just
completed their task when the walls of
both structures fell Half dozen
shanties along the railroad tracks were
washed away and many of the build
ings in the town were shifted from
their foundations. Thousands of dol
lars worth of damage was caused by
the flood.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-23
ST. MARYS WON OUT.
Defeated Washington in Bitterly
Contested Ten Inning Game.

ST. Marys, Kan, May 23.-In a game
that kept the spectators excited all the
way through. St Marys yesterday after
noon won from Washington university
by score of to 8. 1t was a bitterly
rought contest all the way through and
1t TOOK ten innings to decide the win
ner- The winning run came in when
Bakule scored in the tenth on Hend-
rix's single
Bakule for st. Marys opposed Gill on
the firing line.
1t was in the tenth that the games
was finally won. Hefner went out I,1llon
to Thomas. Jesion hit safe but went
out on Bakule's .fielder's choice. Hendrix
now raced Gill with two out. He was a
cool as If he We're attending an ice
cream social in Olathe. He picked out
nice one and clouted it out where the
when Bakule sprinted home. Hendrix
was carried off the field by his admirers,
while Quigley did some grand cavorting
around the diamond, being much pleased
with the game.
This game was one of the most i'm
portant on the ST. Marys schedule and
by reason of winning it they are the
college and university champions of the
Missouri Valley and the southwest.
They still have two hard games with K.
U. but are confident of winning them.
Bakule pitched masterful game. al
lowing but six hits and tanning eight
men.
Score by innings: RHE
St. Marys 30 0 90 0 0 1 IA 9 2
Washington IL 2 o 0 0 o % 9
Batteries-St Marys, Bakule and Gov
ereau; Washington, Gill and Rodenberg.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-23
WILL GIVE A CONCERT.
Topeka Orchestral Society Will Make
First Appearance Tuesday.

The Topeka Orchestral society will
give their first annual concert in the
Auditorium next Tuesday evening. The
Topeka orchestra is a newly organized
musical society and is composed of forty
of Topeka leading musicians. Professor
Haitian Jebe, professor of violin at
Washburn college, is the conductor of
the orchestra and the work which has
been done all winter by this orchestra
has been under the direction of Prof.
Jebe who has succeeded in making it
the best orchestra in the west. They
have appeared but few times and these
times mostly before small Washbnurn
audiences. The proceeds of the enter
tainment next Tuesday night will be
devoted to a fund for a permanent or
chestra The orchestra will be assisted in
their concert by Mrs. Sigrid Lunde
Souther, soprano; Mrs. Sof1e Bernhoft-
Jebe drama tist, and Mr.. ALI Klingen-
berg. piano. The following is the pro-
gram for the concert:
1. Observation-Disclosures in Aulis- Gluck
2. Fantasie-F'rom L.ohengrin- - Wagner
g. Concerto da chiesa-tChurch Con-
certo 1f14) .--.----- Ian, ADaco
For strings, piano and organ.
4. Concerto OPP. 16-For piano. .Grieg
Orchestral Accompaniment
Mr.. ALT Klingenberg.
5. The Pages Airie-Marriage of FL
Mrs. Lunde Souther.
6. Dramatic tone poem-On Tenny-
sons RiZpah Halfdan Jebe
Mrs. Sofie Rernhoft-Jebe-
Z. Turkish march-From Ruins of
Athens OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Beethoven
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-05-23
CONVICTED OF GRAFT.
Man Who Worked an Old Game Is
Convicted in Texas.

Dallas. Texas, May 23.-The effort
to obtain title to tract of land in the
heart of New York city known as the
Hartsfield claim, has eliminated in
the conviction of Joseph T. Cowan of
Dallas, prime mover in the matter, for
fraudulent use of the mails Six
counts in the indictment allege that
he had used the mails for the purpose
of collecting money from various peo-
pie in different states. supposed to be
heirs of the Hartsfield estate, on the
pretense that a clique of capitalists
in New York city had offered him
1925, 100000 for his papers and titles
and that only such heirs as contrib
uted would be recognized in the set
Element of the claim.
Cowan was first arrested in connec-
ton with the case several months ago
and gave bond. A few weeks later he
attempted to commit suicide but re-
covered from his wounds.