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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Always to he Depended Upon.

When a person gets up in the morning
with a dull headache and a tired, stretchy
feeling, it is an almost certain indication
that the liver, or bowels, or both, are de-
cidedly out of order.
At such times Nature, the wisest and
best of all doctors, takes this means to
give warning that she needs the help and
gentle assistance which can best be OBJ
tanned from that old family remedy,
Brandreth's Pills, which has been in use
for over a century.
They are the same fine laxative tonic
pill your grandparents used. when doctors
were few and far between and when peo-
pie had to have a remedy that could alb
soutely be depended upon.
Brandreth's Pills can be depended upon
and are sold in every drug and medicine
store. either plain or sugar-coated
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
WISDOM OF AN EMPIRICIST.

Most wisdom is in advice; not action.
A good way to get rid of friends is to
loan them money.
Being good is awfully easy if you have
locomotOr ataxia.
Some men are so expert in reform that
they do it once week.
When Il man has money in the bank
that is where he always has it.
Love is blind, and sometimes its vo
taries would have it deaf and dumb.
The renter is n slave to his household
goods, although he claims to own them
That angels have been entertained IN
awares gets many a homo a square mea
and a nights lOdging.-St. Louis Globe
When a man has nothing else to worry
about, he fret:' because the coal supply
will be exhausted in 10000 years.
The trouble with books is that you
have to read so many to find out which
are worth reading that your taste is 81
vitiated that you can't know.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
FINED FOR SELLING DEAR ALE.
Mayor of London Has Brewers Arrested
for Raising Price of Malt.

summarily in old England. For in
stance, the records of the Brewers COM
pany show that ION Monday, July 80.
1922, Robert Chichele, the mayor of
London, sent for the masters and twelve
of the most worthy of our company to
appear at the Guildhall for selling dear
ale. After much dispute about the price
and quantity of malt, wherein Whityng-
tone, the late mayor, declared that the
brewers had ridden into the country and
forestalled the malt to raise its price,
they were convicted in the penalty of
EGO ($1000) which objecting to, the mas
tiers were ordered to be kept in prison in
the chamberlain's ustody until they
should pay it or find security for the
payment thereof"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
REGIMENT KILLS SERGEANT MAJOR
Orders Men to Shoot at Him with Ball
Cartridges.

A sergeant major of an infantry regi.
ment stationed in Bremen was recently
sentenced to a slight disciplinary punish
ment for having MORALLY wounded a
fight. He appealed against this, but was
informed that his appeal had been re-
jected. He then ordered his men to load
their rifles with blank cartridges, but
during their absence reloaded them with
ball cartridges. He then drew up his
men in firing line and carefully showed
them how to aim their rifles straight at
his heart. With the utmost calm he
then ordered Fire. and fell with four
bullets through his heart
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Buried Literary Treasures.

1t makes ones mouth water 10 think
of the literary trea sures that may be
awaiting discovery. after twenty centu-
ries of seclnsion. beneath the hardened
mud that covers Herculaneum says the
London Outlook. The find Of a single
complete library Of the first century A.
D.-and there must have been many
such in this pleasure city Of the Roman
world-woud in itself be value for the
money spent, even as a speculation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
LYDIA E. PINKHAM

ills world received such
unqualified endorsement.
hosts grateful friends Lydia E. Pnkhams Vegetable compound
Inflammation and ulceraton and consequent Spinal Weakness
remedy does expes early stage OF development
the stomach Indigestion
Boang Nervous Prostitution Headache General Debility quickly yield o;
deranged sensations ana oakacIe
Under all female
feeling exctaby rrabity d
indications of Female Weakness arrangement OF the organs
well Kidney Complaints
Backache, of either
Druggists
everyw where.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
TO TRANSMIT POWER $50 MILES
Work Will Soon Be Undertaken to Lead
Pipes to Gold Fields.

Engineers have never doubted the pos
sibility of transmitting power from the
Victoria falls of the Zambesi river to the
great gold fields of the Transvaal. $50
miles distant, but they have questioned
the economic soundness of such an I'M
dertaking, an a commercial scale. Never
theless, contracts have been let which
show that the work will be undertaken.
1t is the most extraordinary electric pow
er scheme ever attempted.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Oysters and Triple. Boil until tender
one pound of honey comb tripc and cut
into narrow strips. Place in sauce.
pan one tablespoonful of butter and one
small onion, chopped fine. Cook under
a cover until soft but not brown. Add
one tablespoonful of -four gradually. one
half cup of milk and when they begin
TO boil put IN the tripe and twenty five
oysters. As soon as the gils of the
oysters curl season with one-haf tea
spoonful of salt and dash of pepper
| and sprYe
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
How Names Are Twisted.

How some people come to figure with
an alias on police records was illustrated
the other day when an Italian was called
upon to come into court under the name
of Mikado. His name figured on the
docket at Ricardo" but it turned out
that he had given his name to the court
officer correctly as "Genero.'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
SOME APPETIzING DISHES.

In the Chatting Dish.--A delicious chat
ing dish savory combines celery and oys
tiers. Have ready big tablespoonful oi
minced celery, Put it into the blaze,
with q tablespoonful Of butter TEA
spoonful il lemon juice. salt and laprika
When the mixture bubbles turn al
twenty-for oysters and cook them until
they are plump Then add cupfu OF
cream and when it is thoroughly heated
serve ON toast.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
IN THE LABOR WORLD.

This years convention of the New Jer-
sey division of the National association
of Letter Carriers will be held at Mont
clair, on May so.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Attorney Has Father Fined.

A Connecticut prosecuting attorney
had his father fined So for violation Of
the sidewalk ordinance.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

According to Investigations made by
the California promotion committee. the
la Dor situation in San Francisco is rap
idly assuming normal conditions.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

clair, on May so.
According to Investigations made by
the California promotion committee. the
labor situation in San Francisco is rap
idly assuming normal conditions.
The Mexican Central railroad has
granted its conductors an increase in
wages, making their pay equal to that
ct conductors in the United States.
Over 5000 men are benefited by 10
per cent: increase in the wages of coal
miners in southern Colorado districts.
The increase amounts to 100000 year
The French employers liability act
recently adopted is based upon an equal
division between employer and employed
OF the pecuniaIy consequences of every
accident.
\ movement is under way with good
prospects of snccess To bring ahont gem
eral agreement among the stone working
trades for the elimination of internal dis
putes in the future
The Journal of the American Medical
association. says: Child labor means
two cvils-underde and Hit
eracy. That children should be sacri-
Ittu lbE inc support OF auullS, no matter
how INDECENT, is a reversal of the law of
nature. Child labor is the truest fo.m
of race suicide
The latest development in England's
struggle between employer and employed
is Sir John Bingham's offer TO subscribe
$4,000 to fund to fight strikes. Sir
John. the head of one of Sheffield S
greatest cutlery firms. sees no escape
from the tremendous labor troubles and
urges the manufacturers to join hands
for a finish fight.
Or Charles II. Hughes, a noted St.
Louis neurologist. is the author of u
comprehensive monograph in which he
states that the recent appalling acct
dent records of the railways are to be
attributed almost entirely to mistakes re
sulting from the brain strain of over
worked employees. The hours of those
employed in the train dispatching, en-
Cineer and switch service are entirely
too long, the physician declares.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Appearances are almost as deceptive
as trying to keep them up.
Fame often merely makes it harde
for a man to dodge bis creditors.
4 girl seldom dreams Of a career unit
She has been disappointed in love.
Many man who is clothed in his OWL
righteousness has mighty poor fit.
Marriage generally proves that tive
can live quite as extensively as one
All the world loves lover especially
the jeweler, the florist and the confec
toner.
4 girl naturally prefers short engage
ments. She can get so many more Of
them in.
We. being civilized. must be taught +,
love one another. Cannibals do it ia
Stinctiycy.
Naturally woman hates to remov,
her hat in the theater. II generally
costs her ten times as much as the mar
behind her paid for his old seat.
New York Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

The Mexican Central railroad has
granted its conductors an increase in
wages. making their pay equal to that
of conductors in the United States.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

4 girl naturally prefers short engage
ments. She can get 50 many more Of
them in.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching Blind. Bleeding or PrOtrud-
ing Piles in to IA days or money refunded
soc.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Over 5000 men are benefited by 10
per cent. increase in the wages of coal
miners in southern Colorado districts.
The increase amounts to 100000 year.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

VRHg- WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS
tVaW please say you saw the Advertisement
IL this paper.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Marriage generally proves that two
can live quite as cXpensiyeIy as Oue.-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

All the world loves a lover especially
the jeweler, the florist, and the confec-
tinnpr.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

The French employers liability act
recently adopted is based upon an equal
division between employer and employed
OF the pecunlary consequences of every
accident.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Many a man who is clothed in his own
has a mighty poor fit.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

\ movement is under way with good
prospects OF success To bring ahont gem
eral agreement among the stone working
trades for the elimination of internal dis
putes in the future.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

4 girl seldom dreams Of a career unit
She has been disappointed in love.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
THE GENTLE CYNIC.

Appearances are almost as deceptive
as trying to keep them up.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

No mail order catch. You write for quotations
On anything. l quote prices to you. II salts
factory, you send order and I TO it that
goods are right. Anything In Milwaukee markets
JAS. L. WARNEs, BROKER, 1929 Wells sdg.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
The Truth Anyway.

A teacher In tenement district hur-
ried from the school TO find the mother
of a pupil who had been taken quite
Ill.
"Can you show me where Mrs. An
gelo Scandale lives" she inquired OF a
cherub transplanted from the sunny
south to a dark, sunless alley.
"Yes, teach. show you,' and a
willing, sticky hand dragged her on
with such speed as to make her STUN
BILE over an Italian dame seated on the
threshold
After the teachers breathless flight
toward the clouds the little hand stop
ped tugging.
There where Mees Scandale live"
indicated the horizontal arm and fin
ger 'but she downstair sitting on the
step" finished the smiling lips.-Har-
per's Magazine.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
A SwoRDFISH DUEL.


The big swordish had reached tie
blue waters of the ocean when with
out warning a blue backed torpedo
like body shot out OF the depths, COM
ing at 1t like an arrow.
The swordfish tipped intuitively, and
sword grazed Its head as a big,
thickset member Of Its own family
swept through the waters above 1t.
The two fish turned and came at
each other like mad bulls, Again by
some miracle they missed, just graz
ing one another, to whirl about and
begin the circling play for time and
opportunity.
Then, like flashes of light, they turn
ed and came on with strange whis-
Ting sound and compact that tossed
the white churned spume high In the
air--came together as only bodies
weighing 200 or 800 pounds can when
impelled by animate vibrant engines
Of unknown power-came together and
remained there, whirling. tossing tails
in air, rolling over and over. The long
slender fish had pierced the other, and
the terrific efforts on the part OF the
fish were to unsheath the sword, which
was only accomplished after strug-
gle for several minutes.
Then both fishes shot away, then
again came together. giving mighty
side blows, and then out Of the red
stained water one broke and fed.
The writer found the largest OF these
fishes a few days later on the sand,
where 1t had been washed or thrown
by the waves. Four or five deep
wounds marked the body.
In one rush the sword had entered
the eye, coming out at the gills; an
other cut a furrow along the top OF
the head, another still had entered
slightly from below. but the real cause
for defeat was evident in Its sword,
which was splintered and broken
against its enemy Recreation.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
BRIEF SESSION OF CONGRESS,
House and Senate Hold Brief Meeting In
Which Bills Are Introduced.

WASHINGTON, d. G., Dee, p,--rhv
House adjourned to-day until Thursday
after short session taken up with the
introduction OF bills The bills intro.
ittced at the session OF the House today
include; Hall, Of South Dakota, for
removing the duty on imports OF hum.
Der dressed or rough, Macond,sy. making
il felony punishable by Imprisonment
of from two TO five years or by fine To
publish or circulate any false on mis-,
leading Advertisement; retiring on pay
all veterans OF the Civil War who have
attained the age OF 10, Fulton. oil Okla,
homa introduced u bill prohibiting the
mailing OF any statement or margin or
other stock wagering transaction ;Smak.
ing II a felony under the telegraph
commere law to utilize the Telegram,
for that purpose; directing the Secre,
tary OF the Interior TO ut once place
on the pension roll the names of all sur,
vivors Of the Civil War. whether regu,
hrs or volunteers, who served al least
90 days and 80 increasing the pensions
that no such survivors shall receive less
than $40 monthly.
The Senate was in 3 ssion little more
than an hour and adjourned until to-
morrow. The resolutions OF Senators
Clay and Calbcrson calling upon the
Secretary Of the Treasury for informa.
ton concerning the recent bond issues
went over until another day,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10

One must be independent to enjoy
the vast freedom Of the woods, mighty
and protecting, yet interfering. gath
ering myriads Of living things In safe
ty within their shelter. 1t is wonder
full experience-and familiarity cannot
lessen the wonder Of tito choose
some unfrequented trail that the forest
has half reclaimed and follow 1t for
time, then suddenly to stop and listen.
The underbrush. the trees. the broken
thread of path, which had seemed only
to echo our footsteps and frame hu-
man form. now in our silence give
forth all the voices of the woods, elu-
xtye, intermittent, but aliye-life every
where, whispering warning Of an inter-
soper who may have come for evil q
for good, and one feels without seeing
myriad eyes upon him.
Have you ever been afraid in the
xeods? Not that mysterious awe Of
the first twilights that all know who
have camped, when the silence Is abb
s0lute. when shadows have swallowed
M the distance and the light has al
most faded from the sky. when one
feels dimly the vast latent power of
nature around him with which some
time or other he must struggle and
conquer or be crushed This fear of
the forest was different. | was alone
and lost. | had taken false trail at
some unblazed turn and of a sudden
realized the truth. For long moment
/ could think OF nothing. see nothing.
hear nothing, only be conscious Of the
fact of my utter helplessness. ! felt
the heart deadening panic Of the trap
ped animal, wanting to run against my
barriers on every side. Only mo-
ment, say. and then my reason was
alert to solve the problem Of return.
But the mental experience left a vivid
impression, and | can understand the
despair of the really lost, wandering
endlessly In aimless circles. = Outing
Magazine.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
MEDICAL ASSOCIATION.
Meeting at Chicago viii Discuss Nav,
Medical Bills.

CHICAGO, Dec. .9.--Representatives Of
State and Territorial medical organi-
zations from all parts Of the United
States win gather here tomorrow for
the national legislative council Of the
American Medical Association. The ses-
sions win continue through Wednesday,
Thursday and Friday.
The most important subject to be con.
sidered will be the navy medical reorg.
anization bills proposed by Surgeon Gen
eral Rixey OF the United States Navy.
Federal and State regulations OF pub.
lie health and uniform medical legisla'
tion will be considered. DIR. Cressy l..
Wilbur. chief statistician OF the Depart
ment OF the Vital Statistics of the u. s.
Census Bureau, will speak on uniform
legislation for vital statistics.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
Firstborns Will Agree.

They were discussing the law of en-
tail--the English law bequeathing the
bulk of the family property to the eld-
est son.
There is so per cent of logic in that
law" said a physician, ''and If the
family property went to the firstborn,
whether son or daughter, the law
would contain 100 per cent Of logic.
For the firstborn child is practically
always the best-best in brain, In
build, in beauty, In everything
lanta Constitution.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10


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6latsop Beach via f. Stevens No
Portland Astoria and catsop Beach direct No. from
No 30 from Astoria to Caop Beach direct
M rs and via r. Stevens No Is from Cascp Beach 10
Portland direct Adlna train will be from Astoria to
Sundays leaving Astoria il3o arrive # Stevens
Returning leaves ~ Stevens $500 arrives Astoria 2:4S
Trains marked run daily; Telegraph stations
CONNECTIONS Al Portland With all tnsconinentai lines A oob
with Railway At Astoria with Francisco
and Railway Navigation Co.'S boat railway
Through tickets sold and from oil points In the East and For
further particulars apply TO- r. JENKINS
-est sys-s -. r.~sp,a.aa Gen IT, Passing. Agt-
a'+ft@, si>t tss4 IL tssssl Is.AJ .9s Astoria o.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
FEAR OF THE FOREST
Feeling That Comes When One
Finds Himself Lost.
IS HEART DEADENING PANIC

Mental Experience Leaves Vivid I'm
pression-FeIt Like Trapped Animal -
Alone and Lost Had Taken False
Trail ana Overcome by Fear.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
REcuEPs PROCEED SLOWLY.
Sixty Bodies Now Brought to the
Surface.

3fON0NGAH. w. Va, Dec. o.-When
darkness came tonight total OF sixty
bodies had been brought from the two
wrecked mines The rescue work was
progressing slowly but smoothly. The
fire which caused a suspension OF the
rescue work in mine No 8 Yesterday was
extinguished at noon today. The miners
assert the death list will exceed 400
but President Watson believes the esti.
mates greatly exaggerated. A census is
being taken to more definitely fix the
number who were working in the mine
at the time OF the explosion
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION.
Will be Held Either in st. Paul Of
Louisville.

NEW YORK, Dec. 9-~Norton +. Mack.
a member OF the Democratic National
committee, for New York. said today.
while en- route to Washington to attend
the meeting OF the committee on Thurs
day that the National Convention would
be held in st. Paul or Louisville. He said
Denver was not central enough, that
Chicago had made no bid for it. He
declared Bryan should be nominated for
president and had heard many prominent
Democrats express preference for
former Governor Douglass Of Massa'
ehusetts for second place on the ticket
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
EVANS ASSUMES COMMAND.

OLD POINT COMFORT, Dec. 9.--The
doubled starred flag OF blue, the emblem
of the commander in chief Of the Pacific
bound squadron was flung to the breeze
from the main truck Of the battleship
Connecticut today and Rear Admiral
Evans formally assumed the position as
leader Of the greatest naval movement
in the history OF the American people.
The fleet will sail next Monday.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
CLAIMS "BLACK HAND"

PITTSBURG, Dee. 9.--In an alleged
quarrel over the price of fruit G. Sunseri
shot and killed NJ. Refs, produce dealer.
Joe Gimette then shot Sunseri and was
himself cut and bruised. Suspicion Of
"black hand" tactics was really the
cause of the shooting, Sunseri charging
he was threatened with death unless he
paid $4,000. Sunseri claims he shot in
self defense.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
RAISING FUNDS.

CHICAGO, Dee. o,~~The Chicago Red
Cross Society will make Il whirlwind ~
hour campaign, beginning today, to raise
5000 for the destitute relatives Of the
hundreds OF miners killed by the explo.
sion at Monongah, W. Va,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
Dangerous Combination.

Weary Walker-I alters knowed 1t.
Tired Tatters Knowed what? Weary
Walker-Wot that sign meant. Clean
ing and Dyeing" Tired Tatters- Well,
wot about 1t? Weary WalKer-Why, |
alters knowed they went together
Illustrated Bits.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
MORE GOLD ENGAGED.

NEW YORK, Dec 9.--Laseard Freres
today engaged $2,7500OO for gold i'm
port, making the total engagements Of
the present movement $l02, 2,750000.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-10
Star Theatre
PROGRAM
FOR WEEK OF DECEMBER 9, 1907.
Programme Subject to Change.
overture ................ IDA Dufiine

MCGEE AND COLLINS
Eccentric Singing, Talking and Dancing
Illustrated Sorg by
DICK HUTcHINS
Singing: Some One Thinks OF Some
One. Change Thursday: when the
Harvest Moon is Showing on the
River
THE M0RRELLS
Black Face Comedy; Wanted, Nurse
J0T MCGEE
The Funny Man, Singing and Dancing
THE sTARoSc0PE
Will present "'rhe Piper's Dream"
Change Thursday
Something Interesting.
One act farce written by Geo. Morrell
entitled
"HATS"
All rights reserved
Change Thursday: "Black Statute"
Iby Joe McGee
ADMISSION 10 and 40 cents
MATINEES 10 cents