Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-09
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CONFETTI Is good for the diges-
uon.
DON'T FORGET hat the idea is to
raise Cain.
ALL ABOARD for Estancli-and
= don't swear At the chauffeur.
eoLD MAN" Ripley seems to take
/. q pessimistie view 2. the situation.
y THE FAIR association must have
: had the weather man bribed yester-
! DAY.
SALT LAKE has the honor Of re-
: %cording the first football victim Of
. the season
LAS VEGAS is talking Of starting o
coal mine Of her own. albuquerque
should do Ake~i...
TExIco says she VIII get a new
railroad In her Christmas stocking
This. however may be a yarn.
THE TUCSON star says there is
mot much room IN he asylum for pa !
TENTS what is there room for,
pray2
|
you CAN'T stop the march of
progress. %Tucumcari now has a steam
laundry and the influx OF biled shirts
has been enormous
HANG ON to your claim like o
Ihumgfy man 10 a D0ughnnt," says the
Texieo Democrat. Did YOU ever see q
Fred Harvey %doushnut2
nRUAr 49, - - .t
that he will talk in November" BIN
might have made a bigger sensation
by telling when he won't talk.
go
THE MAN who cleans up his
premises Is a good citizen '-Texico
And the man who doesn't is a lob
ster. F.,
HAVE YOU heard IL?
"PEEEEEEE-ple- A GREAT big
Hamburger for a LITTLE piece OF :
moneyi-get 'em rcdhOt, only one /,
small dime. ten cents, you'll have TO :
HURRYl' !
THE PEANUT ~ king. A Taxas I
man proves that one mar can farm .
fifty acres Of COOLERS. and make !
s5,d75 a year out Of th1 product. In !,
his figure no account Is taken Of the J
1FHhft N'NNs
EGGERT stofen, Of Prescott, has r
been committed to the asylum be- %
he lmagines he has a big <
In his head. Evidently Il isn't y
I'll imagination, -. =
TAFT, Il is said was in danger g
# being murdered by a Jap on board d
he Minnesota. Jiu iitsu Is all right 81
tut tt would take a lively Jap to +
from under In time TO keep u
rom getting sQuasheed. 81
IN HIS KEOKUK speech Prosi- IN
ent Roosevelt made It plain that al
breakers, from the criminal pau r.
er down to the lowest millionaire, !,
'ek alike to him -socorro chief. n
ain. ~
Yes, they all look alike-ex- Regis u
Majors, Bulls md indicators. ri
THE MUD-TultTLE OUTLINES the y
utterly, but " YOU had 10 be one or n
other, wouldn't YOU rather be a ~
utterly even for one day. and live ~
: the sunshine. slipping sweets from =
le flowers o! summery'-Roswell y
o. Mamma. what do YOU suppose e
lat Record man has been taking ~
aEe "
"THROUnLES never come singiy. " y
I'D A. ~ Whaley, an old prospoctor. ie
he told the story of HIS return 10 "a
~ camp In the Big Bug district "a
ftcr being confined twO months r.
le county hospital. only TO find his ID
1rrosf Stolen, many articles of value be
issing, his rifle broken and other pe
'prodations committed. ne
Whale Is certainly up against a. an
c ought 90 get two big guns and re.
NY out on "a search-for somebody 40
#AN ~.
tltE ALMANAC wailcth doiofully io,
4 follows. to-Witt "Thc antitrust
NJ of New Mexico seems 90 be SUI. he
crntly strong for the protection of al
Ic rights uf the people against op- M
'vssiun hA tie coal trust the lumhet ~
and corporations. Unfortunately ~
.erc are some district attorneys who IN,
'n corporation attorneys. Hence the ~.
DIVISIONS Of the New Mexico ante T.,
laws nrr not a. beneficial aa thel ~
.uid be made for the good of the 4,
.mmunwcnlth."
The only antl-trust law that would GA
tt Mas would De- u preventing tho vi
itrr company from sending him
o.. ser
~ a. SPENCER. formerly city no
itor OF the TcNico Trumpet. disap au.
lrning % being alleged that hc took ne.
al him S100 ln cash cd the FarWoli tho
p A Light company lie was found so
day in q corn field near Clovis OF
a. eighty cents ln hts pocket. The law
csticu d. what did h. do with the hon
incy f"-Tcxlco Democrat eve
Now this Is u rathtr difficult prob Nh
b to solve right hot oif the bat Ikn.
cncc might have buried BE- In thc :
'nficld. Then again there enters owe
question as 90 whore Spence was isa,
.Wcon che time hc disappeared ami krs
time De entered thyFcorufcld An,
fore going to the corn hc may 4
W. tarricd With the harcYcnrn 49,.
" ~, e 'ho 'lt,um ing
Spence boz fhD COOLER and COM L
ate che so cents. For SO cents iu
jeans o. worth $500 in "a possible
nnrld.
ATlnM nE LIE rnREcI ~.