The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-22
FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

Raymond Hitchcock processes to be
charmed with his latest lyric writer. Wal
lace Irwin, who wrote the lyrics Of The
Yankee Tourist" He cites as an example
of the kind of verse audiences crave these
stanzas of a song sung by himself:
woman. well. say. she's a curious
thing-strange mixture of angel and
She loves you. you think. and you're
proud as a king-but the next thing
well, where are you at?
You quarrel with your wife, and she
quick to make plain the place in your
head where you lack
She'll sulk twenty minutes, and then
she'll say: Dear, come hook up my
dress in the back
Chorus
Now, amt that the way with a woman,
She holds all the cards in the game.
You may search from st. Louis to santO
They're alike. yet they're never tbs
same
She'll fret you or pet you or coldIy for
get you; but when you're in trouble
she'll show
How sweet is the way of a woman. by
jngO-the woman that you and I
know.
When woman gets into an automobile
it's speed to the limit for her.
She cries faster and faster and joy makes
her squeal when the landscape shoots
by like a blur
But when suddenly Bang" your machine
is a wreck, spilled over an acre or
sol
Then the woman you love comes and
jumps on your neck. Il told you you
ought to go slow
If you run TO liquor then folks will de-
clare it's women that drive you to
drink.
You take a cold plunge in the depths Of
despair and founder round till you
sink
But when q mans down in the mire OF
the town, tine under dog, totally
beat,
By Jove. its a woman who leans gently
down and lifts him again to his
feet.
Now. amt that the way with a woman.
by lingo? she'll say with a toss Of
her head.
Run. get my gloves, dearie; they're up
on the bureau; or maybe they're I'M
But after you've hunted an hour she'll
say. sWeetly: They're here in my
muff all the time.
Now. amt that the way with woman,
by jingo2 a1d then do you wonder
No actors name was among those
inscribed in the hall of fame at New
York university as the result Of the
last vote of the jury OF n1nety-nVe
electors, made up of leading college
presidents, professors, publicists and
iurists of the country.
But five votes were lacking, however.
to place the name of Charlotte Saun-
ders Cushman on one of the memorial
tablets. This actress received thirty
nine out of eighty-siX votes, and forty
four we're required to place a woman's
name in the hall of fame. Inasmuch.
however, as Miss Cushman's name has
gained twenty-six votes in five years
there is a strong probability that in
1910 her name will be enrolled. The
vote for Miss Cushman was as fol-
lows: Ten out of twenty-three college
presidents, eleven out of twenty-five
publicists, editors and authors, and,
seven out of twenty-three jurists.
According to localities, Miss Cush-
mans fame was strongest in the mid
die states, where she got fifteen out OF
twenty-three votes. New England also
gave her a majority, eleven out OF.
twenty-one. In the south she received
FIVE out of eighteen, in the middle west
four out of nineteen, and in the west
four out Of fourteen. The only other.
representative Of the stage considered
was Edwin Forrest, who obtained but
six votes out of ninety-five, the same
number which he received five years
ago.