Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-20


why is Jones growing beard?'
"Oh, believe his wife made him a
present of some ties" Punch.
DO you think We should let women
vote?" Certainly. Why not? We let
them earn money all other ways
Life
so she's about TO be married again.
DO YOU know who is the lucky MANI
"Yes. the dead one. detroit Free
Press.
The Man None OF their relatives
will speak to them since their elope
ment. The Girl-rhey ought to be
very happy couple.--Puck.
II notice your daughter dances with
such graceful, free movements" 'rhey
amt free; she takes regular paid les
sons. Baltimore American.
Little Girl latter domestic scene
with her mother The best thing for
us to do, mamma, is to agree to sep
aration.- Transatlantic Tales.
Dufr-Rowell believes in the eternal
fitness OF things. Cufr-That's SO; he
wouldn't run for car II he had
walking suit ON. Town Topics
willie Green" said the teacher,
you may define the word memory"
Memory" said Willie, lis what we
forget with. philadelphia Record.
DO you favor any particular school
of music?" asked the lady. Yes, in
deed" replied the young man who lives
in Hat, Il favor the pianissimo
school. Puck.
Rector (showing a stranger the
church monuments) My grandfather
has slept in this church for eighty
years. Strangers he living
ers Statesman.
Mrs Neighbors Are you aware that
your new hired girl is somnambulist?
Mrs Meadowgrass~ goodness, no!
She told me she was q Baptist.--Chl-
cago Daily News.
Little Girl (telling of the Garden of
Eden) Yes. Mummy, Adam and Eve
lived very happily there till the EVIL
! one came In the form of servant
! Canadian Courier.
| First Little Girl--When you grow
up are you going to advertise for
husband2 Second Little Girl-No; I'm
going to be widow. They don't have
to- Harpers Weekly.
Mother in Law Has the young man
who saved my life yesterday called
upon you YETI Son-in Law-Yes, In
deed, he has already made his apollo
giles. Fliegende Blaetter.
Clara-You may not believe It, but
/ said mo" to seven different men
during the past winter. Maude-Oh, l
don't doubt IT, What were they sell
ng.-ChicagO Daily News.
Mistress Why don't you boil the
eggs! Cook Sure, I've no clock In the
kitchen to 20 by. Mistress-Oh, yes,
you have. Cook -What good Is Il? It's
ten minutes fast.-PhIladelphia In
quirer.
May | ask your father for your
hand tonight, Miss KetchemP Cant
| you wait until tomorrow night,
George? think Charlie Chumpley Is
going to ask him tonight. Cleveland
| Plain Dealer.
Anxious Housewife (startled by Il
| crash In the room below) There An
other of my best porcelain tureens
gone. Never mind dear; It
has stopped the cooks singing. Port
land Oregonian.
Voice from the parlor~-Mary Ann,
did you get the milk for the children
and Fldo In separate bottlesp Mary
Ann--Yes, ma'am. The Toice-llave
Fido's milk sTGrIlized. Mary Ann
Yes, ma'am.-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
Geek (who has already wearied the
guests with many songs) Now | viii
sing you one more song and then 90
ho4Iae J.a1X-~spartlon me, but do you
attach much importance to the order
of your program Fliegcnde Blaetter.
do you think you will learn TO like
your tilted son-ln.lawT Il don't
know" answered Mr.. Cumrox. II can't
quite tell where to place him in my
expense account. He is neither a recre-
alton nor al investment. washing
ton star.
Mrs. scrapplngton Tin the midst OF
her reading) Here is an item which
says that uil-grown rhinoceroses cost
$4,000 apiece Mr.. Scrappington
(meanly Eh-yah And isn't 1t a pity
that women can't wear them on their
hats9- Smart Set