Alaska sentinel., 1907-07-25
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begin, papa a?-Sloyo.
 Cholly (enthusiastlcally)-She is for. ever smiling upon he! Shc-Awfully polite girl! Every one else laughs out right.-Puck.
 That horse was capable of winning In q walk" And did he?" No. They foolishly entered him In a running race. Herald.
 Molly-When you spoke to father did you tell him you had s5O0 in the bank? George-Yes. Molly-And what did he sayl George - He borrowed It. sketchy Bits
 She-When I accepted Jack, he said he felt as If he was in the seventh heaven He-I can well believe 1t. He has been engaged six times before.- Fliegende Blaetter.
 Cholmondely-You and your sister are twins, are you not? Marjoribanks We were when we were children. Now, however, she Is i've years younger than I.-Cleveland Leader.
 Maud-So you are to be married al last. Did Jack have much trouble get ting your fathers consent? Belle-Not 90 much as papa and I had in getting Jacks.-Springneld Union.
 Prospective Pa-in-Law-You under. stand that you do not get the dowry until the end of the first year? Suitol Oh, all right; I will postpone tho wedding until then. - Meggendorfel Blaetter.
 Sometimes I think have more trou bles than any other man on earth. r"Nonsense. Look at Thompson. He: got a wife, an automobile and q sure system for beating the races."-Les lies Weekly.
 Tramp-Madam, am suffering from indigestion. Lady-Why. I'm sorry What can I do to help you? Tramp Madam, you can cure me instantly by giving me something to dlgest.-Har per's Weekly.
 Mrs. Lawson-How can Mrs. Wykes leigh afford to keep three servants' Mrs. Dawson-Oh, she plays bridge with them every Monday afternoon and wins back all their wages.-So mervllle Journal.
 Baker-Do you think 1t is true that two can live as cheaply as one? Bar ker-Not much. Since I've been pay Ing alimony to Mrs. Barker 1t has cost me double what 1t did when she wal my better half.-Llfe.
 Servant Maid-I left my last plac, because I couldn't get enough to eat Master-You won't find that the cast here. My wife does the cooking, and there Is always a lot left after every meal.-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
 Little boy" said the good woman "do you always tell the truth?' "No'm.' Don't you know its very, very naughty to lie" "Yes'm." Then why do YOU itr "I don't. Sometimes PH boo busy to talk."-Philadelphia Ledger
 Hes a great growler, isn't heT Hurricane Is nothln', to him." "Find' fault with -everythlng?" Worst you ever saw" By the by-what Is he do ing nowr Editing the Band oi Hope and Sunshine department of a new magazine u'-Atlanta Constitution
 Grandma-Were you surprised tc have me come and visit you? Johnny Not so surprised as mamma was z. indma-Why, she knew was com ing. Johnny-Yes; what she was sur prised at was papa's language whef she told him about it.-Cleveland Lead CT.
 Mrs. Hoon Gin the midst of her read ing)-Here Is an Item which says tha certain man in Philadelphia wal fined $1O for holding girls hand. Mr Hoon-Well, I don't know that that Il too much for a person in Philadelphia to pay for a little excitement.-Broad way Magazine.
 ~Now, be careful how you drive, cab by, and go slowly over the stones, for hate to be shaken. And, mind you, pull up at the right house and look out fol those dreadful railway vans." "Nevel fear, sir; I'll do my best. And whicl 'orspltal would you wish to be taken to sir, in case of an accidentT-Londor Tit-Bits.
 Visitor (to the country theatrica manager)-But why have you so smal . stage and 50 deep m orchestra Stage Nanager-That is a brilliant lde, of mine. When the audience throv things at the actors, they fall shor and hit the musicians. Musicians ar' cheaper than actors. - Meggendorfe Blaetter.