The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-26
DRIF nv OoD
RY PHIL H. ARMSTRONG.

 Three cheers for the four 'p's"-pos- sum, prunes, persimmon-beer. and prln- ciplei
 The bonds of matrimony are not al- ways good investment. Why is it a woman can look so calm and happy in a new pair of shoes that are pinching her unmercffully?
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 The automobile industry abroad is facing a crisis. says a news item. It's takes notion to reverse and back into youi
 When your husband doesn't like your poodle dog. don't get another dog-get another husband.
 Biggs-"How quiet and homeiike is this place--so still-nobody speaking a wordr'
 Jigss-"single man. ain't youT' @ Its pleasant to have a money lender take an interest in you-but, alas. he wants the principal. too.
 + + An Alabama woman wants a divorce from her husband because he can't go to sleep without a cat on the foot of the bed to protect him from mice. This is reversing the usual order of things, as we always thought it was woman, lovely woman-who feared the pesky things.
 Thanksgiving is five weeks away and the turkey crop has failed Still there will probably be enough for the people who have the price. Quite lot of turkey eaters have failed, too, since last year.--Macon News. Poor Georgia, we pity you--from the bottom Of our heart we pity you: If you could hear the merry gobble ot the Alabama Turkey, as 1t comes sweet as liquid music in the rose-tinted dawn of these beautiful October mornings, across the smiling rows or golden pumpkins, you would feel like reach ing across the border line and snatch ing one Of the big bronze beauties, and press 1t to your envious bosom! Poor, Arid Georgia!
 The Difference. Mary's been to cooking school, And Maries been to college Marie's learned to talk in French Her head is full of knowledge. But Mary. (bless her little heart), Has learned to cook grand biscuit. And will I marry Mary dear2 We'll, just guess I'll risk it! Evelyn Thaw still visits the Tombs at least once daily, says an exchange. EVelyn 1naW-ENelyn III OIls ySSI she was the young person of the many photographic poses!
 + F Hog-killin' time is approaching, says The Ohio Sun. Go way-you dont know what hog killing is till you've seen one of the old-fashioned Alabama kind, where the porker is as big as steer and as fat as an elephant. Christmas times and Alabama hog an hominy-obetoy- ful.
 -A- A The Boston tailor who contrived a secret pocket for mems suits is surely a married man!
 A Pittsburg man claims to have dis covered new spot on the sun. But Pittsburger can't see anything but dark spots any way he looks. A crazy man thought he'd be let out of jail recently by saying that he was was just about the worst possible means he could have resorted to.
 
 The Montgomery Advertiser stands up for the fat. juicy prune at the breakfast table. Is It the landlady's pretty daughter or an unpaid board bill?-Atlanta Journal.
 Our Information Bureau.
 A little kissing
 Now and then
 Will save the day
 For married men.
 Birmingham ge-Herald.
 Unless the little
 Kissing be
 Bestowed on an
 Affinity.
 Indianapolis News.
 The secret lies In
 Knowing thisi
 How. where. when and
 Whom to kiss."
 Boston Globe.
 And sad for those. who
 Knowing not.
 Go print kiss on
 The wrong spot.
 Milwaukee Sentinel.
 And sadder still.
 So I'm advised.
 To kiss lips not
 We'll sterilized.
 Nashville Tennessean.
 No-sadder cen
 Than that fear
 Is kissing so