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The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
FLOATING FLORENCE.
BY LOUIS A. COOLIDGE.

synopsis q previous chapters-Guy
Darrell, a Western millionaire. hav-
ing been fred S96, 009. 900 fer sailing
q claim, finds himself ruined, and
having nc means q earning lir-
mg, Is IN danger CT starving. when
De learns that the electrocuuoHer
Of the State IF New Jersey IS will
Ing 20 tnd0W his beautiful daughter.
Floating Florence. with a fortune Of
$500 invested in Georgetown Gas
Light Company's stock. If some dis
honest man win marry her. Oar
rel IS willing. but just as he Is
leading his bride TO the halter. his
gypsy wife from Nevada appears on
the scene.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
A WIrc PnbIisher.

Mr.. Sixseller's new novel IS utterly,
utterly worthless" declared the junior
partner. and 1 propose to tell him So"
Don't tell him It's as worthless as all
that counseled the senior partner II
you do, he'll want more money for it"
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
auestion for anention-

'Farthest north. hey?" eneered the law
yer. why don't you so clear 10 the
pole?"
Why don't you close up that VIII case
that you've been living on for the last
sixteen years.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
How to Stop acrlme Waves,

From The Detroit News
Crime waves" are the creation of the
phrasemakers, and they ebb or flow ac-
cording to the amount of attention given
them. The criminal tendency seems Pc
culiaTly amensble TO suggestion, and one
of the ways of sitting it Is TO refuse il
this stimulus. much as the withdrawal OF
attention from a smart" child viii cause
it to subs!de into a state Of naturalness.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
ARE YOU GOING AWAY?

Subscribers who leave the city
temporarily should have The
Washington Herald mailed 20
them. Addresses VIII be changed
as often as requested. You can
not keep fully informed about
effairs In Washington unless
your paper follows you.
Before leaving. msil or tele-
phone your address TO this Of
fee.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
Paris and longevity.

Of many pleasure-seekers: but come TO
Paris and live, seems TO be the modern
slogan. NJ. Rouse, the oldest member Of
the Institute Of France. is IN his ninety-
frst year. and he has collected statistics
which are designed to prove that resi-
dence In Paris Is conducive 10 longevity
He says that his figures show that there
are 1885 octogenarians-or 5s8 to every
10000 inhabitants. ia the French capital
and go nonaEenaTians, Of wnom ninety
nine are In their one hundredth year.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

''Panicky gentlemen will DO well TO re-
member that there was a time when the
telegraph was not" says the Indianapolis
Sun. Oh, well, Of course; but there was
no baseball in those days, either.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

A Virginia convict complains bitterly
because his wife has disgraced him by
clipping with a neighbor For reasons not
necessary 10 mention. tho "unwritten
law VIII not be Immediately invoked In
this emergency.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
One Trouble in Raising Boys.

From the New York Press.
The largest part of the trouble Of rails
ing ana educating boys until they reach
the age OF economic independence" is
not money. It is brains and character.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

II the chorus ornament who imper-
sonated Lady Godlva In Coventry re-
Gently can arrange for repetition Of the
show I'm Pittsburg, she may succeed in
preserving her name TO fame for num-
Der OF years 10 come.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
BALTIMORE NOTES.

River is getting low.
There amt much news this week,
Owing TO the absence Of Mis-.
Milscy there won't be no Sunday
school this Sunday.
Jobbins, the night operator at thu
depot, said he'd Join the strikers
only he amt got no ether Job.
The 3. & o. came in minute
late yesterday. These corporations
care nothing for the peoples feel.
ings.
Gov. Warield Tuesdsycd here
last Tuesday Doc. NAMES tool
him around in his new buggy and
showed him the monument.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
sub,erip,ion Rate, By Mail.

No attention tUill be paid to anonymous
contributors, and no Communications 10
,ke editor s0iH be printed eroopt over the
name OF the ,Critcr.
Manuscripts offered for publication tcil
Be returned II unavailable, but stamps
should be sent toitk the manuscript for
that purpose.
All communications intended for this
newspaper. Uhether for the dolly or the
Sunday issue. should be addressed 10
THE WASHINGTON HERALD.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

The recorder Of the city OF Rome Ca,
has fixed a maximum fine Of 81 for hug
ging girl in that vicinity. That Is cheap
enough. provided citizens are permitted
10 select the huggees.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

AS we understand the situation from
reading the latest dispatches, the opera
tors win the strike except for the fact
that they don't; the walk-out is success,
though it isn't. but there isn't any strike.
anYhow
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
Ono Method.

You might marry into society"
But / don't care for married life"
Then, after you are IN. clinch your po-
siti0n by getting divorced"
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
Had Noticed EN-.

Pa
We'll, daughter"
May have your waste-basket TO make
a mushroom hatY'
Yes, child. And you may also have this
old feather buster for trimming"
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
THOUGHT HE'D CATCH US.

.. I note with interest the con
test over the deceased wife's sis
ter" bin in England. Is there any
lev IN this country to prevent a
man marrying his widows sister,
h. Z.
A. Aw, gWan Thought YOU
cato. as. didn't yOui
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

Nature-faking may be said 10 have
reached the limit when the indianapolis
News poet produces something about the
lay of the egg plant
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

John D. Rockefeller and Thomas c.
Platt were schoolmates." says the Chatta-
nooga Star. Gradually all Of the dark
secrets in the oil kings past are coming
TO light
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

he resisted so CALAMITY and well. TO
come forward and testify. honorably, TO
the skin and bravery Of their adversary.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

George AIDE says he is making money
faster than he can spend Il. This Is con
elusive evidence that George never tried
raising chickens on more OF less ex-
tensive scale.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

A Texas Congressman recently delivered
an elegant Grafton concerning the many
ties between the States" Evidently he
has been counting them since they took
bis railroad passes away from him.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
Partly Visible.

You were very quiet just now, Cholly."
''YGas; I was lost in thought"
Not entirely. l could see your ears
sticking OUT
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
Anything to typhoid values.

From the Boston Herald.
Rockefeller in jail would have caused
10 drop in stocks.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

It was very unsquare OF Senator Bob"
Taylor to appropriate Capt. Hobson's
war scare, right in the middle OF the
Chautauqua season.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
Not Every Day.

Now, whilst you are away"
said hubby, Honey,
Please write me every day:
But not for money.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

BY the time the powers get through
with IT, doubtless it will be known as
Moor ess-roCcO-
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

A scientific gentleman ayers that Gu
cumber Is g per cent water Doubtless
il is Mr. Harrimans favorite vegetable.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

Old Miss. Of China. Is going to abdicate
again. The good. old soul abdicates about
as regularly as President Castro dies.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

The trouble with Wall streets near
panics is that they do not pan out as
they used to-
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
Grammar as She Is Wrot.

If there Is one thing for which we
are a stickler for it IS elegant gram
mar.-GOtham Gazette.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

We should be duly thankful. however.
that the scissors and the paste-DOt have
never been known to so on d strike.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

The Georgia legislature adjourns to-day
much to the delight Of its many un-
friends
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
THE oPTIMIsT.

Pleasure must succeed to pleasure else past pleas
HFe turns o. PAIN,
Wrote Robert Browning. and how true Il
is. One great mistake we make in life is
IN imagining that pleasure Is a measure
Of happiness. One can hardly bear to
Imagine life all pleasure, II such IA
thing were possible, for pleasure has d
momentary quality about H. It has moth
ing permanent and as Eplcfetus found
cut: "Of pleasures those which occur
most rarely give the greatest delight"
II Is q good thing for US. / think, that
pleasures do not last: that duty inter-
venes and calls US 20 come away. and IN
our work forget The idleness OF mere
pleasure: and as Hazlitt says: The last
pleasure In life is the sense of discharg-
Ing our duty. The pleasure man en-
Joys in the consciousness Of having per-
formed his duty is the reward he pays
himself for al his pains. For mere pleas
ure is Unsuitable. The man who seeks ~
lead life Of pleasure soon finds all So
called pleasures pail upon him. The pos
session Of fortune. while 1t helps to pleas
IRE. also serves TO defeat Its own purpose
and soon the man who Is able 10 spend
all his time In pursuit of pleasure. think
ing that way happiness Hes. soon finds
shat his taste for enjoyment of the sim
pier things Of life. the things that really
90 10 make up lifes happiness, has dis
appeared.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

Francis Kossuth. the Hungarian min
ister Of commerce, is alarmingly IN and
his intended visit TO Carlsbad has had 20
be cancelled. Already they are consider
ing in Hungary, the possibility of his
death, and fl is said that his brother
Louis will succeed 20 the leadership OF
the government party. Francis Kossuth,
born November &C. lSf1. was appointed 10
his present Office on April S, 1896.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

Said Wilhelm Won Humboldt in q letter
to a friend.
The things Of the world arc ever rising and fall
ing, aud IN perpetual change; and this change
must % according 70 the vii, of God as he has
bestowed upon man neither the wisdom nor the
power to enable him 90 check it. The great lesson
~ THESE things IS. that man must strengthen himself
douby a, such times 10 fulfll his duty. and TO do
shat is right and mist SEEK his happiness and IN.
vard peace from objects which cannot be taken
away from him.
This. If it's true. and the philosophy Of
1t has been proven. must mean that the
pursuit of pleasure must always be in
vain. Fly pleasures. and they win fol-
low you, said Benjamin Franklin. That
is. indeed the only way 70 gain real
pleasure-not to think Of it,
The one great and abiding pleasure in
this life is TO be found IN the fine per-
foTmance OF duty. II Is the one pleasure
that grows with the thinking upon il.
There Is no possible regret. there: the
SAVIOR OF II IS not, like that OF other
pleasures, as the taste Of dead sea fruit.
All other pleasures pass and become
memories, mixed with pain. The toys we
purchase whether as men or bows. we
grow tired Of. and their power 10 please
US dies away; the pleasure OF travel Is
keen, but the time comes when one thinks
OF home with a swelling heart; the pleas
ure In friendship Is 2 great joy. but
friends die, and the memories of lost
friends is an Increasing bitterness. Love.
wherein If anywhere, man should hope 10
find pleasure almost divine. has. too. the
bitter sting of loss about Ct; and even
while We love. We fear 10 lose.
But the greatest thing on earth. the
thing We are put here for-work-re-
mains! There lies our duty and our
pleasure. too To think rightly about this
duty IS 70 say with Longfeliow:
Work Is my recreation
The play q faculty. a delight ike that
Which bird feels IN 9yirg q A fish
In dariing through the water
Nothing more
There is no pleasure on this earth u be
compared 20 the joy Of work well done.
The reward for the work does not mat
ter: Il IS the work itself
Work is is own best earthly need.
Use have we none more than the sea-barn thronz
Who wrought those marvellous isles that bloom afsr
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

MANUFACTURE DATES for
sumner, Address c. II. GROS-
NENOS. Athens, Ohio. adr-aug
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

The Daily News Of Hattiesburg. Miss
has offered Gov. James X. VaTdamaH
$500 a year. the same salary he would
receive as United States Senator, 70 as
sumo the duties % editor Of the paper
The governor rather likes the idea. FOR
he has replied 10 the offer thus: Your
telegram OF the Sth instant saying II
you desire 10 resume journalistic work al
the expiration Of your term as governor
OF Mississippi. the Daily News offers you
the position as editor-in-Chief ar the same
salary you would have received as United
States Senator. has been received. !
shall be glad to consider the proposition
TO take editorial charge of the Daily
News On the face of the proposition it
IS rather attractive TO me-"
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17
The Dreadnoughts and After

Morocco may yet learn the blessings Of
being shot full of civilization.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

The illustrated LondGn News has had
an expert looking up the causes Of sui
eide. and finds that in cases Of childless
marriage the number Of suicides of men
is doubled and OF women trebled. Sui
eide is also more frequent IN males than
females. Among 100000 suicides Of all
classes, It has been found thai 205 mar
ried men with children took their own
lives, 40 married men without children,
526 widowers with, and 1904 widowers
without children. With respect to the
women. A. married women with and is
without children killed themselves. while
l0i widows With and 388 without ended
their lives. Interesting. too, is the list OF
causes. one table dealing with 6.7S2 cases
shows one-seventh caused by misery, one
twenty-frst part by loss Of fortune, one
forty-third by gambling, one-ulneteenth by
love. one-ninth by domestic affairs. one
sixty-slXth by fanaticism and by fOiled
ambition. and ne-twenty-seventh by re-
morse. The greatest months for self
slaughter are May, June, and July.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-17

Read Blnuills Bugie tomorrow.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
KIDNAPPED YOUTH
 SEEKS DAMAGES
Manuel sarabia, Who Was Kidnapped and Taken Across the Mexican Line, Asks Those Responsible for Damages in the Sum of S20,000.

Through his attorneys, Beumler & Parsons of Douglas, Manuel Sarabia has brought civil action against Antonio Maza, A. s. J. Shropshire, Sam Hay hurst, J. F. Dowdle, J. l.. Stambaugh, Lee Thompson and the Title Guaranty & Insurance company of Scranton, Pa, for damages in the sum of $20,000.
 The complaint, after formally desig mating the official capacities of the off cials who are included in the action, at length reviews the sensational hap penings that weree rowded into the life of the complainant, all of which are we'll known to the public at large. The facts in the case, which the attorneys review and make portion of the com plaint, are just such as have been de- veloped by the newspapers in handling the Sarabia Kidnapping case heretofore The surety company made party to the action is the company that is on Constable Shropshire's bond.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
MANY TEACHERS
 GET CERTIFICATES
All of the Gila County Applicants Were Successful-List of Certificates Issued to Graduates-There Were Seventy four Applicants.

The quarterly territorial teachers ex. animation was held last week in the office of Superintendent of Public In. struction R. L. Long in Phoenix. The members of the board, R. l.. Long, J, D. Loper and w. w. McNeff, finished their labors Saturday night, and the re- ports were received yesterday by the county superintendents. There were sew enty'four applicants and the following first-grade certificates were allowed:
 Mary F.. Gardner, Jennie Parker, Ruth Bovell, Marieopa; Hattie B. Erion, Yavapai; Katherine NJ. Burke, Cochise; Pauline Udall, Apache; Lillian Mercer, Santa Cruz; J. O. Hassler, Cochise Julia F. Atkinson, Mary F. Williamson. Pima; Josephine Cunningham, Yuma {; Lucy II. Pundum, Graham; Mrs. Nellie Howell, Gila.
 The following second grade eertif- cates were allowed
 Nina A. Huston, Marieopa; Nellie Chester, Yavapai; Amanda Fulerwider. Julia Sughrue, Mohave; J. B. Pace, w. A. Shumway, Rebecca Smith, Mildred D. Byrd, Navajo; Bessie l.. Nowenham, Minnie Rausberger, Cora B. Thomas, Sena M. Rezner, Sallie l.. Scott, Bess Quarles, Coehise; Mrs. K. Serene, Pima; Mary F. Bostick, Apache; Nora Bel frey, Gila; Sarah Marley, Uulu Oliver, Cochise; Mary M. Duffy, Mabel Bos- telor, Myrtle Drachman, Genette l.. Wildes, Adda Hatfield, Stella Phillips, Pima; Minnie J. Nevine, l.. Boltwood, Yuma; Lulu Steiner, Mabel V. Wester- man, Mary l.. Dewey, Graham; Rather inc l.. Mellon, Mohave; Nellie II. Allen, Edith Burley, Gila.
 The board of education also met Sat urday afternoon with the following members present:
 Acting Governor w. l.. Nichols, R. L.. Long, A. J. Matthews, George Blount, J. D. Loper.
 The first business transacted was to allow a claim presented by the insti- tuition for the deaf, dumb and blind, at Berkeley, Cal, for the care of six Ari- zona inmates for the quarter ending October l. The claim was s450.
 Certificates to teach in Arizona were granted to the graduates of schools and colleges as follows:
 Ida Marshall, upon diploma from the domestic science department of the Ohio State university; Aaron T. Wood, from the University of Illinois; Mary l.. Newby, from the University of Cali fornia; Leonia Delay, from Morningside college, Iowa; Charles H. Slifer, from MaePherson university, Kansas; Bertha Blount, from the University of Michi- gan; Thomas R. Butler, from the Uni versity of Nashville, and Mahala J. White, from the University of Illinois
 Certificates to teach the commercial branches in accordance with an act passed by the last legislature, were granted to Edith F.. Gladfelter of Yava- pal and Minna E. Patterson of Mari copa, upon recommendations of the board of examiners.
 All of the applicants for certificates which were granted on college diplomas had to present proofs that they had completed one years work in pedagog- ieal studies in addition to their college work.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
FOUND RATTLER
 UNDER HIS BED
Tucson Man Awakened in the Silly
 Hours of Night by a Familiar Buz-
 zing, Finds Rattlesnake Under His . Bed, Which He Kills.

A rattlesnake has been found in the city limits in Tucson. It is generally thought that this reptile is product of the desert only, which is fact, but one lone representative of the crawling tribe evidently lost the rest of the crowd and wandered into the city, says the Tucson Star.
 About clock the other morning Mir. Hoffman, manager of Goldring s branch store on Congress street, who resides on East Sixth street in Tucson, was awakened by very peculiar buzz ing sound or rattling, which seemed to come from the immediate neighborhood Mir. Hoffman sleeps out doors in the summer time and has his bed in the back yard of his residence.
 The sound which had awakened him was an unfamiliar one to the gentle man, and he proceeded to investigate, and after short search discovered a large rattlesnake coiled beneath his bed and rattling away for all there was in it.
 Mir. Hoffman wisely declined a per sonal encounter with the snake, but se- cured long pole, and after few licks the spirit of the intruder had passed across the Great Snake Divide, and Mir. Hoffman was again able to resume his slumbers which had been so rudely dis turbed.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
Naquin is going to move.
LADIES'

LADIES' Silk petticoats; largest assortment, all shades, all grades, on sale for few days at 10 per cent, 20 per cent and 30 per cent reduction below regular prices.
 SCHOOL Children's dresses; all sizes and colors. On special sale at 20 per cent discount below regular value. Call early. Swellest goods in town. Ladies suits, cloaks, silk dress and gowns, waists, skirts, underwear, hosiery, milli- nery, switches, fancy goods, etc. Peo- ple's Cash Store, Dolph Baatz, propri- etor, Globe, Ariz.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
Naquin is going to move.
A Sad Accident

A lady while passing the Central Meat Market yesterday had the misfor- tune of letting her baby fall from her arms to the hard paveemnt, sustaining serious injury to the little one. It is reported that the accident was caused by the lady's heart being affected at seeing the very low prices which the above market is offering the choicest meats in town for. Give us trial and be convinced.
 CENTRAL MEAT MARKET.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13

There s reason for that ache in your back-right where it "stitchesn every time you bend over or walk any dis tance. It's your kidneys. Take De Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills. They are unequaled for backache, weak kid neys and inflammation of the bladder. A weeks treatment 25 cents. Sold by Hanna Drug Store.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13

"Money back if not satisfied in thirty days trial' This is the offer made by Dr. Schell, the optician of Tucson, now at the Dominion hotel for three days only. Full line of spectacles and eye glasses. Eyes examined free.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
Naquin is going to move.
ALL OVER THE TERRITORY

Mesa has produced wonderful COW. She is the property of D. D. Smith and although she is only two and a half years old, she is capable of producing $15.96 worth of butter month. Dur ing the closing week of December she gave 8 pounds of milk per day, testing .055 butter fat. At this rate she would have given 1,050 pounds of milk in thirty days and at the test made pro duced 57.75 pounds of butter fat, which at 2S cents would have netted him $l5.96.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13

Dr. Schell of Tucson, Arizona s leading optician, is now at the Dominion hotel on his regular visit, with full line of spectaeles and eyeglasses. Take advan- tage of this opportunity to have your eyes tested free by an expert. Satisfac- ton guaranteed.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
Naquin is going to move.
Van Wagenen makes a speciality of tinting. Satisfaction our motto.

pr. Sehell, the optician of Tucson, is now at the Dominion hotel on his regu- lar visit. Eyes examined free; three days only. Weak eyes, headaches. etc, positively cured by glasess.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
A Weighty Tale

Sixteen ounces to the pound is what we sell the town around. If you ar, looking for the best, ring us up. Vel do the rest
 CENTRAL MEAT MARKET. Telephone M15l.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13

DeWitt's Little Early Risers are good for anyone who needs pill. They are small, safe, sure, little pills that do not gripe nor sicken. Sold by Hanna s Drug Store
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13

per cent per annum paid on 3 months Term Deposits at The Globe Bank & Savings Co. Open an account today Get one of our Savings Banks.
 269tf
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
Naquin is going to move.

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve is good for boils, burns, cuts, scalds and skin diseases. It is espec- ially good for piles. Sold by Hanna s Drug Store.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
Cool Candy

Chocolates kept cool and fresh in the hottest weather at Van Wagenens Post Office Store. Call and be con vinced.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
CENTRAL MEAT MARKET.

Van Wagenen, next door to the post office, does general painting and pa- per hanging business. All work guaran- teed.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13

See B. J. Kellner & Co. for Fire In- surance. Several of the largest com. panies. With Globe Bank and Savings Co. 269tf
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13

Sewing machines for rent at J. P McNeil's Furniture store, opposite the Miners union hall, Globe, Arlz.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-09-13
A Big Laugh

The show at the Iris this week is one long laugh. Don t miss it.