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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
EXCHANGE. lin Neckfies.

A South Penn square business man
has; evolved a plan of how to dodge
wiley, but there is merit attaching; to-
1t in this, case! His wife insists on
Buying his;neckties and dotes on layenr
der, end req Or green spots or a pale
stiimmering nile, green shot with pur-
pie. Rather than cause her. anguish by
seeming. to. decry her taste, in erayats,
her husband most deceitfuily starts for
the Office every morning wearing. a tie
OF her selection. Once in the office,
however, the traitor quickly exchanges
the, offending necktie for something
quieter which he keeps under careful
lock and key in his own private desk.
Tt would be, interesting to find out his
wife's sensations should she pay him
a visit some day In Office hours or
should he forget to make the exchange
again before his trip home PhiIadeD
phia Record. a55.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
A YANKEE RETORT.
Information For Seaman or an Eng
Iish Man-of war,

Information For Seaman or an Eng
fish Man-of war.
Just after the war of 1776 an Amer.
lean frigate visited England. Her
crew of gallant tars had been princi-
pally recruited from the fisheries, and
some of them, it is to- be acknowledged,
did not compare ,favorabIy In appear
ance with the spick and span, jaunty
English naval seamen, for the former
were of all shapes and sizes, from the
tall, round shouldered, long armed
Cape Coder down to the short, why
members of the ships company who
hailed from various parts farther
south.
One day the captain Of the American
ship paid visit to the commander of
a British man-o-war at anchor In the
same harbor. The cockswain of the gig
was a great, lanky seaman, whose
backbone was SO rounded as to form. a
veritable lump. While the boat rested
at the gangway of the visited vessel
the English sailors gathered In the
open ports and sstook stock" In rather
disdainful fashion of the occupants of
the gig. At last the seaman Of the
man-o'-war called down to tie cock
swain: w.
cello, there, Yankee! say, what's
that bloomin' 'amp you have. on your
backy'
The American sailor looked up and
called back quick as a shot, THAT'S
Bunker Hillv-Los Angeles Times.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
new CORPORATIONS

Alfred Blaisdell, secretary of state
has issued charters to the following
corporations :
Turtle River Cooperative Telephone
Company, Mekinock, N. D., capital
stock $4,000. Incorporators: A. ].
Ulvedal, C. o. Sherdahl, James Null
ligan, all of Mekinock, N. D.
Union Loan and Trust Company,
Valley City, N. D., capital stock $50.
600. Incorporators: Otto Zetterberg
w. w. Smith, both of Valley City,
N. D., and Margaret l.. Ridgway, San
Deigc, California.
Emden State Bank, N. D., capital
stock $4,000. Incorporators: Fer:
dinand Buettke, John Durkin, Davic
NJ. Mccullough, of Embden, N. D., ant
others. .s&
st. Elizabeth's Church, Fargo, N
D., capital stock none. Incorporat
ors: John Stanley, Thomas Egan ant
Anthony B. Worstr, r
Armenia Elevator Company increas
| ed their capital stock from $4,000
| to 100000. s.. y
| Mouse River Norwegian Evangeli
| cal Lutheran Church of Minot, N. D.
was changed to said name of FRS
| Norwegian Evangelical Luthera
! Church of Minot, N. D. ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
SkEERED AWAY
WOULD-BE p. o. RoBBER ARGUS
ED POSTMASTER WHO
SLEPT IN BUILDING

Leeds, N. D., Sept. 1A-Another
postofIice robbery might have been
accomplished at this place at 1:30
this morning, except for the fact
that the postmaster, Julius Jacobson,
who sleeps in the office, scared away
the burglars. The attempt took place
at 1:30 o o'clock, when Julius Jacobson
the postmaster was aroused by a
noise. Sitting mp, he saw a fash
lantern at the back door held by a
masked man. The robber immedi-
ate1y took alarm, seeing that Mr..
| jacobson was awake, and made his
/ escape.
An examination showed that he had
entered the building by lpryfng open
a window OF the ice cream parlol
back of the postoffice and then had
4 burst open the door of the Office b.
4 using jimmy. A piekaxe was als'
1 found by the side Of the door, indi
eating that the would-be burglar in
tended to use it in forcing open tn
safe. .s
The man left on trace OF his iden
tity, and up to a late hour no ciu
n had been found. The superstition il
however that he was a new arriya
In town, as he did not know tina
the postmaster slept In the Office.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
A Floral. Scrap.

5ssDid you hear of all the. trouble in
the flower circus
..No. What was it," .@. IL
/ .sWell, to begin with, the tiger lilies
boosted of the superiority of their
tricks over the dandy-lions, and these
cat-tales were brought to the elephant
ears, and it was very natural that the
dogwood tell them where the cows
lips would repeat them. That fox:
glove was on hand. although the cocks.
comb gossip was ahead. Then every
body was inclined to- linger to admire
the parrots feather till they heard the
cro-cuss like trooper, and all hands
got fatherly lecture from the poppy
| hower!"- Herald.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
NANDAN

Misses Catherin Keyes and Nellie
James leave for Valley City Monday
for a. course of study at the Normal
school.
J. A. McDougal returned yesterday
from a business trip to the Twin
Cities.
Bessie and Eunice Lanterman left
yesterday fer Oberlin, Ohio, to attend
the college at that place.
A. M. Packard and r. K. Daily left
yesterday for Minneapolis to attend
the meeting of the sovereign grand
lodge of Odd Fellows. III
Services at the Episcopal church
this evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. L. n Cary returned
yesterday from the east.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. o. Sullivan re-
turned yesterday from Chicago.
T. C. Kellar is at Bismarck putting
in heating apparatus in the new
bank building at that place.
Ed Ward was at Bismarck yester,
day.
S. T. Tool of Fort Rice, came in
yesterday from his farm on business
trip.
Miss Inez Nagle of Sweet Briar, Wis,
tied friends here yesterday.
Lloyd Hoffman left yesterday for a
visit to his home in Indiana.
Constable Dopking of Flasher, was
in town yesterday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Kasson will
+ leave in few days for Los Angeles,
Cal, for a months vacation.
Attorney Biting of New Salem, was
in town yesterday.
Miss Mary Briner arrived from
Brainerd yesterday.
]. J. Strain Of Strain, was in town
yesterday
Guests at the Inter-Ocean: M. W.
Van, Norman Mcclure, Bert Mcclure
Fargo; Fred Wolfer, jamestown; H.
SWEET, Geo. S. Mckay, Cannon Ball;
Mrs. John Dawson, D. Mackey, Strain;
]. J. Sexton, Dickinson; Inez K. Maggie,
Sweet Briar; John R. Hughes, New
Salem; S. T. Tool, Fort Rice; ]. M.
Larsen, Bismarck.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15

EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Magin pastor. Services at
the Atheneum. 10:45 a. M, morn
ming worship, with sermon by the
pastor. Admission of members. II
o'clock, Sunday school session.
$3.50 p. M, junior league meeting.
7:15 .. M, Epworth league devo-
tional meeting. s p. M, evening
gospel service, song service led by
choir, special music, sermon by
the pastor. Everyone is cordially
invited to our services. Strangers
especially welcome.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
FORGOT TO PAY
PETER OWEN ARRESTED AT
FLASHER. FOR GETTING A
HORSE WITHOUT PAYING 81,
FOR 1T.

81 A man by the name of Peter Owen
was brought in yesterday from Flash
er by Constable Dopking and lodged
in the county jail 1t is claimed that
Peter appropriated a horse from a
farmer near Bismarck without pay
ing for the same, about year ago.
The matter will have to be explained
later at the district court. The man
was discovered by Mr.. Locke of Howe,
who is the mail carrier, and by him
turned owed to Mr.. Dopking.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
SOME FAMOUS BENEFITS.
Tho One For Grimaldi, In 1928, Long
t Remained Record.

Tho One For Grimalcii, In 1928, Long
81 Remained Record.
It was as far back as 1868, according
to Samuel Pepys, that one Knipp came
to him about the "'woman's day oil
the play house, which he was expected
to patronize in order to increase the
profits. #
Perhaps the first organized benefit
for a particular favorite, however, was
that given to Mrs Barry in 1857. On
such occasions it was customary to
charge for admission to the stage,
which in consequence often became SO
thronged that when a player to whom
the distinction was accorded had to
make his appearance before the foot
lights to take up his part in the, piece
it had not infrequently to be stopped
for several minutes while the attend.
ants forced passage for the unfor.
tunate actor through the throng Of his
admirers. Il. 4 a,@s
Thus on the occasion of Quin's ben.
eft at Coyent Garden, in 1853, the old
actor, who was incumbered with the
heavy dress of Falstaff, was several
minutes before he could pass on to the
stage on account of the crowds that
were assembled in the wings.
Perhaps one of the saddest of the
many benefits which have been cele.
brated at Drury Lane was that given
on June q, 1923, for Grimaldi, the
greatest clown the stage has known,
when the heartbroken old man was
wheeled on to the stage in an arm
chair and hopelessly broke down IL,
his endeavor to sing his once famous
ditty, "Hot Codlins." The old mans
memory had completely forsaken him
On that occasion sum of f1,7O0 was
realized, which for many years remain.
ed a record-St. James Gazette.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
Life as Childish Plsasure.

The wealthy woman with diamonds:
up to her knuckles was telling of a
man she knew who. was going abroad
on cattle steamer. HE is going; for
his health" she said. HE is very deli
cate, but he is so poor. Why should a
man who has no health endeayor' to
preserve the little he has? With no
money to make life agreeable and SO
little life left in the body, why SHOULD
he keep on wanting to liver One of
her listening friends who is not par
ticularly incunbered with this; worlds
goods spoke up. Il suppose he takes
ia sort of childish pleasure in IL Most
of us do."-New York Press 6
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
Hats. With Tennrers,.

There are hats with tempers, as ev-
cry woman is aware the hats that
go on" beautifully one day (for pref
erence IN the hat shop five minutes
before they are houghte and which IN
the next refuse to assume the right
pose and poise for love or money.
There are few conditions more. trying
than to fall under the ban of hats
displeasure. The only thing to be done
is to put it away for d week or SO
and wait TIL It has recovered from its
temper, like a naughty child. One can
not argue with hat and snacking Is
not to be recommended. London
Queen. ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
FEAR or GHOSTS.
Harmless Visitors From Whom We All
8$$E Shrink In Terror.

Harmless Visitors From Whom We All
Shrink In Terror.
Deep down in the heart of man there
abides a firm belief in the power of the
dead to walk upon the earth and aft
fright il such be their pleasure, the
souls Of the living. Wise folks, yeFsed
In the sciences and fortified in mind
against faith in aught that savors Of
the supernatural, laugh ideas Of the
kind to scorn, yet hardly one of them
will dare to walk alone through a
graveyard in the night, or if one be
found so bold he will surely hasten his
footsteps, unable wholly to subdue the
fear of sheeted specters which may
rise from the grass grown graves or
emerge from moonlit tombs and follow
on, for, strangely enough, the dead, II
not actually hostile to the living, are
esteemed dangerous and dreadful to
encounter.
1T used to be the fashion, says writ
er in Lippincott's Magazine, to sweep
away all such notions by saying that
they had their origin in the childhood
of the race and that they sprang from
fear of the unknown. This unques-
tionably was the easiest way to dis
pose Of them, but was it fair? The
subject possesses intense interest for a
great majority of mankind, and, though
the existence of ghosts is improved,
there is undeniably vast deal Of tes-
timony in their behalf that deserves
serious and respectful consideration.
Fortunately, within the last few years
the attitude of science toward the
problem has altogether changed, and,
actuated by a new spirit Of inquiry, the
wise men have been engaged, thought
fully and without prejudice, in study
ing it out. .,-.r
While it cannot be said that any final
and definite conclusions have as yet
been reached, an immense amount Of
evidence has been sifted, enough to
show pretty conclusively for one point
that the traditional specter of the Cock
Lane school, with clanking chain and
attributes disagreeabIy suggestive Of
the grave, has no basis in fact. On the
other hand, there are certain phantoms,
dlLOSclucE S1AtISnI Ill luc1A SudldSICA-
istics, in whose behalf mass Of testi-
mony IS adduced far greater than
would be required to establish COM
plete proof in any ordinary case in a
court of law. Nothing short Of abso-
lutte demonstration in such a matter
can be satisfactory, but the evidence
in question certainly staggers fncre-
dulity So. =t
Our fear Of phantoms appears to
spring from dread of the unknown,
the mysterious and the intangible
That it is groundless terror is proved
by the fact that In many thousands OF
cases OF alleged spectral appearances
subjected during the last few years. to
painstaking investigation not a single
| instance has been found in which an
injury was inflicted by the ghost upon
| the persons Or persons to whom it pre-
sented itself So that, even If we are
to accept apparitions as veritable, we
ought to- regard them with curiosity
rather than with apprehension, and In
stead of trying to avoid such supernat-
! aral visitors we should eagerly seek an
! opportunity tos be haunted for the sake
Of observing for ourselves phenomena
SO. intensely interesting:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
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PERSONAL,

Percy Goodwin left yesterday for
Fargo
Miss Jessie Royer leaves for Chi.
cage Monday.
Miss May Slater left yesterday for
Oberlin, Ohio, where she will take a
musical course. ~.
John H. James left yesterday fol
Hamline university where he will at
tend the medical department.
i Mrs. John Mcdonald of Vancouver
b. c., us visiting Louis Connoll and
family. ..'-.%.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
The House Of. Romanafff.

The house of Romanoff passed out Of
existence with the death Of it's last
survivor, Empress Elizabeth, daughter
of Peter the Great, who was succeeded
as ruler of Russia by her nephew,
Peter OF oldenburg, duke Of Hoistein-
Gottorp, son of her younger sister,
Grand Duchess Ann. It is from this
car, who reigned as Peter Ill, that
the whole Of the reigning house OF
Russia are descended, ana they are,
therefore. not Romanoffs, but Olden-
burgs -.3I
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
He Understood.

A late judge whose personal appear.
ance was as unprepo assessing as his le-
gal knowledge was profound and his
Intelligence keen interrupted female
witness:
@Humbugged you, my good woman!
What do you mean by that?" said he
sterniy.
s'Wel. my lord, z replied the woman,
II don't know how to explain It exact
lily, but il a girl called your lordship a
handsome man she would be liumbug-
ging you. London Iit-Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
Willing TO Risk Il.

Mr.. Winis tsolemniy1--A noted phy-
sician says that deadly bacteria lark
in bank notes. and many diseases, es-
pecially smallpox, are spreaf1 that way.
Mrs. Winks Mercy on us! Give nae
all yon have. I've been vaccinated,
You know. Philadelphia Inquirer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
Makina Her Aapny,

You say you have subscribed to the
Up to Date Fashion Magazine for your
wife Z? IS. 5s
Yes; she gets so much enjoyment
out Of weeping over the gowns which
I cannot afford to buy for her.,,
Houston Post.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
New Restaurant.

The restaurant will be opened in the
Paulson building in about week. On
account of the delay in receiving the
glass front for the building the pro-
up as soon as they expected.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15

" Cabot's Creosote shingle stain
is sold by G. w. Wolbert Hardware
Co., Bismarck. N. D. 1t is the very
best made, and makes a finish to
your house, that nothing else can
give. Write them for prices.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
Exchange Pulpits.

Rev. G.. NJ sRumsey of Steele, will
preach at the M. E. church at both
morning and evening service today,
having exchanged pulpits with the
Rev. James, who will conduct ser.
vices at the Methodist church at
Steele. Mrs. James accompanied her
husband
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
Prints by Electricity.

The Republican is putting in an
electric motor to run the newspaper
plant, thus doing away with the gaso-
line engine. This will save consider
able work and will be quite an i'm
provement ,.:.. ..
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
fnferelnee.

Crawford Did any one ever tell you
that he was henpecked? Crabshaw-
Mo, but noticed portraits OF his wife,s
family hanging all over the house,.
Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15

II is necessary to hope. though hope
should be always deludad, for hope it,
self is happiness. and its Illustrations,
however frequent are yet less dreadful
than Its extinction. Or. johnson,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
THE HOWELLS (Neb.
JOUR SAYS:

Talk about no chance for the
{ young man in this country "a
orst kind of rot, call
culated to disc outrage the weak
hearted and give the lazy an
excuse for failure. We know
Of a young man in this neigh
borhood who saved a thousand
dollars in four wears WORKING
for one of our farmers. He
now has "a start and with the
habit OF saving formed will
( make a success of life. His
case alone answers the quas
ton rs there a. chance for 4
young men
Whether you can save $3.50
a year or not you owe it to.
your future to save what you
can. Start q deposit account
with us-1earn to conserve
your income and make a sue
cess of your lire. 3.5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
Annoulncensnt.

Delegates, Members and Visitors, Att
tending the Sovereign Grand Lodge
e. I. O.. O. f.:
We have made special preparations
to accommodate several hundred visit
tors during convention week at 75e
and 81 per day per person.
BEAUFORT HOTEL,
Opposite postofice. 112-116 Third
Street South. Minneapolis, Mimi
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15

An empty purse causes full heart
Fielding. s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-09-15
THE CHURCHES

GERMAN EVANGELIC4 Services
will he held in the city hail, Main
street, Sunday, Sept. 10. Sunday
school at 10 a. M; preaching at
1o:45 a. M; preaching at s p. m.
Everyone cordially invited to at
tend. w. c. Menges, pastor
ST. GEORGES EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Sept. 18th. 10th Sunday Of ter
Trinity. Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Morning prayer and sermon, II
o'clock. Lessons, LIST, Judge w.;
End Corinthians vi. Psalms, day
Is, Is, &c, II. Peacher, Rev. J. S.
Brayfield, assistant; Ven o. F.
Jones, rector. & ,
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH-Corner
of Fourth street and Ave. B. Morn
ing worship at 1O:45 a. M, topic
sermon, pleasing Cod" Sunday
school at IL n; B. Y. P. U. service
at I o'clock; evening worship at
So'clock, topic sermons, ''The CUES
ton of the Hour Everyone is most
cordially invited. Frank Wallace
Stanton, minister.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH = The
morning service will begin at 10: As;
the subject of the sermon will be
"The Quest of Truth. There will
be special music by the choir. Sun
day school at II o'clock; Christian
Endeavor at 7:15 p. m. The even
ing service will begin at O'Clock
the sermon subject will be 'Some
Tlorentine Friends the second OF
a series of religious conditions in
foreign cities. Everyone is invit-
ed. Chas. W. Harris, pastor.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-12-26
PIPES AND CIGARS.
Smoking Said to Serve as an Index to
 Character,

Smoking Said to Servo as an Index to
 Character.
 A person who smokes a cigar with the label band on is always a vulga- rian; person who displays two inches of ash adhering to cigar is generally ostentatious; a person who selects cigar because it is sprinkled with light spots is an ignoramus who credits any popular report, and a person who chews up the end of cigar or a ciga- rette is more often than not of an irascible or peevsh nature. So says the London Tribune, which adds
 Smoking is also a great test of natu- ral courtesy in any individual. One can trace selfishness, boorishness, self assertiveness, timidity or good temper in smokers demeanor in any mixed company. Judging upon the example of Mir. Kipling, it has been asserted that the man who knocks his pipe ashes out behind the parlor couch is usually a genius But this is a some what empty assertion. and at any rate it comprises belief that is in nowise shared by housewives and landladies:
 AS a concluding rule for diagnosing character by tobacco habits, 1t may be accepted that the best men smoke quietly and without ostentation, offer you good cigar without a prepara- tory oration on its cost and merits and smoke their pipes and cigars out to the end. When man is concerned be- cause his friends are not smoking with him, he is person to be cultivated.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-12-26
CITY NEWS.

Read Upson, Singleton & Cos cut price adv on sporting page,
 Prom at City hall Saturday even- ing, Fulton's American band.
 Miss Mary L. Bowe. assistant cash fer and bookkeeper for Hanan X Sons. Broadway. N. r., wholesale shoe deal CTS, is spending Christmas at the home of her grandmother, Mrs H. Keefe, of Bishop street.
 The Kings Daughters of St John S church will entertain the bOarders at the Brookside home tonight. Yes terday was q big day at the institu- tion, the bill of fare being us good as that prepared in the hotels.
 Mrs Mary Vance. widow of the late Michael Vance, died this morning at the Meriden' hospital. The remains were removed to the residence of her sister, Mrs Thomas Walker P Wall street, by Undertaken Mulville. from where the funeral will be held at q time which will be announced later.
 The funeral of Edward Pleasant was held this morning from his late home on Bishop street with service by the Rev Mir Lepley of St Pauls M. E. church and interment in Pine Grove cemetery. The bearers were Leon Cavanaugh. Patrick Bresnahan, George Forman. Stephen Keefe
 After the meeting of the democratic town committee on Monday evening, James H. Freney. the chairman. was presented with a purse of $125. the gift of the democratic office holders. MT Freney. although taken by sur prise. made d suitable reply and heart fly thanked the donors for the pres ent.
 James Keilty. aged S4 years, died this morning at his home in Water town. He had resided in Watertown for over fifty years and was among its best known and most respected citizens. He leaves his wife and one sister. Mrs James Hayes of Bristol. The funeral will be held Saturday morning.