The wageworker. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1904-????, 1907-05-17
.TWOCOMMONP PENNIES
HOW THEY HAVE KEPT POSTAL
ACCOUNTS FROM BALANCING.
Chicago Office One Cent Over for Six
teen Years While Son Of Lebanon,
ILL.,, Postmaster Keeps
Voucher for It.

voucher TOR It.
Chicago.-Herein is told how two
cents common, ordinary, copper PEN
nies-have separately and Individual
ly, and for 16 years, tangled up Uncle
Sans post office departments cash
accounts until miles and miles of red
tape have been intricately convoluted
around their hidden outlines.
One of these cents hides chuckling
in some obscure corner of the cob
webbed accounts of the Chicago post
office. Far down in spidery column
of long-legged figures this little miss
ing coin reposes, and nobody has ever
been able to rout him out with pole
ever SO long. The perplexity of him,
who he is, why he is, and how he got
there, has worried half to death book
keepers in Chicago and bookkeepers
in Washington, and has gone clean up
to the third assistant postmaster gen.
eral, who is head of the auditing de-
partment.
This cent, this grain of microscopic
dust which leers SO plainly from the
polished cog of smooth running gov
eminent machinery, first blew there
during the regency of Charles u. Cor
don. When Mr.. Gordon relinquished
the reins to F. E. Coyne the Cent, with
all due solemnity, was handed over.
Likewise when Mr., now mayor, Busse
vaulted into the saddle, the same Cent,
leering with pompous Importance, fig
ured prominently in the transfer. And
when Mr.. Busse gave place to Mr..
Campbell the same Cent, now moss
grown and venerable with age, went
over too.
The other cent was mystery until
up by w. L. Clucas.
Mr.. Clucas' father, w. J. Clucas, was
postmaster of Lebanon, ILL.,, at the
time that thriving community was still
village.
When Mr.. Clucas, ST., made up his
accounts for the year of 1890 he sent
one cent too much in a total remit
lance of something like $4,000. This
one cent came to light in checking up
at Washington, and so a voucher for
that sum was sent back to Mr.. Clucas
over the imposing signature of Madi-
son Davis, then third assistant post
master general under President Gro
yer Cleveland.
The voucher arrived on January 3,
1891. Mr.. Clucas was so tickled by
this evidence of the paternal care Of
the ever-watchful government that he
forebore to cash the infinitesimal
check, but kept it as an heirloom.
Because he did this, whole rivers of
midnight ink, and flaming incandes-
cent suns of electric lights have been
wasted by the post office department
in chasing that elusive copper up and
down the columns of huge brown
leather-backed account books.
AS a matter of fact, however, Mr..
Clucas could not have cashed this tiny
check without spending hundreds of
dollars on it. When his father handed
over the document it was not in
dorsed, and he died without having in
dorsed it.
In order to collect this cent, there
cas- to start suit against the United
| States government, which would in
volve payment of huge sums in fees
to lawyers, all for the doubtful glory
| of getting a copper cent from Uncle
Sam. He, therefore, intends to frame
| the warrant and hand it down to his
children's children.
! For as long, therefore, as the United
States government runs, and as long
as the warrant is held out, the books
at Washington will miss balancing but
| just the fraction of a hair.
This story teaches how unbelievably
accurate the machinery of government
must run. Handling billions of dollars
annually, if so much as one cent re-
mains unaccounted for, on the books
it stays.
| LAS much care is paid by the gov
eminent to one cent as to thousand
dollars" said John M. Hubbard, assist
ant postmaster. There is no means
of charging off to profit and loss, or to
petty cash, the money whose disposi-
ton is not recorded. Checks and bal
ances must be so nicely adjusted as
to weight even to the millionth frac-
ton of a hair before it can pass I'M
challenged under the careful scrutiny
of Uncle Sam
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