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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
The Best Guaranty of Merit
Is Open Publicity

Every bottle of DR.. Pierce's world
famed medicines leaving the great labo-
ratory at Buffalo, N. Y, has printed
upon it's wrapper all the ingredients
entering into its composition. This fact
alone places DR.. Pierce's Family Medi-
cines IN q class dJJ by themselves. They
cannot be classed with patent or secret
medicines because they are neither. This
is why SO many unprecedented physicians
prescribe them and recommend them to
their patients. They know what they
are composed of, and that the ingredients
are those endorsed by the most eminent
medical authorities.
The further fact that neither DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, the
great stomach tonic. liver inYigorator.
heart regulator and blood purifier, nor his
vFayorite Prescription for weak, over
worked, broken-dOWn, nervous women,
contains any alcohol, also entities them
to a place all by themselves.
Many years ago, DR.. Pierce discovered
that chemically pure glycerine, of proper
strength, is a better solvent and preserv-
alive of the medicinal principles resid-
ing in our indigenous, or native, medi-
cinal plants than is alcohol; and, further
more, that it possesses yalua BILE medicinal
properties of it's own, being demulcent,
nutritive, antiseptic, and most efficient
antiferment.
Neither of the above medicines con-
tains alcohol, or any harmful, habit
forming drug, as will be seen from a
glance at the formula printed on each
bottle wrapper. They are safe to use and
potent to cure.
Not only do physicians prescribe the
above, non-secret medicines largely, but
the most intelligent people employ them
people who would not think of using
the ordinary patent, or secret medicines.
Every Ingredient entering into the COM
position of DR.. Pierce's medicines has
the strongest kind of an endorsement
from leading medical writer's of the
several schools of practice. No other
medicines put up for like purposes has
any such professional endorsement.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. One uPellet" is gentle
laxative, and two a mild cathartic. Drug
gists sell them, and nothing is ajust as
good" Easy to take as candy.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
TEsTAToRs' LAST WISHES.
Strange Requests Regarding the Ar
rangement of Funerals.

Strange Requests Regarding the Ar
rangement Of Funerals.
Sir James Colquhoun's desire to be
buried in full evening dress costume
recalls, says the London Standard, GU
rious last wishes of other testators.
George Herring directed that his re-
mains should lie beneath sundial at
the Haven of Rest, Maidenhead. Queen
Victoria planned the entire programme
for her funeral, even choosing the mu-
sic to be played, the anthems to be
sung.
A couple Of months ago young lady
who died at Reigate on the eve Of her
wedding was buried in her bridal
dress, the friends who were to have
been her bridesmaids attending the
funeral in the gowns which they should
have worn at the wedding and carrying
in place of wreaths the wedding bou-
quets
More singular was the funeral Of
Major General Algernon Stewart at
Hascombe, Surrey. The coffin was
drawn to the grave by the dead mans
horse. The mourners walked, and the
bearers wore old fashioned smQcks,
each with it's collar adorned with a
text. The same men appeared in their
mourning garments at the church serv-
ice on the following Sunday.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

Cures permanently the cases he I'M
dertakes and sends the incurable home
without taking a. fee from them. This
is why he continues his visits year
after year. while other doctors have
made few visits and stopped. DIR.
Jones is an eminently successful spec
lalist in all chronic diseases proven by
the many cures effected in chronic cases
which have baff1ed the skill of all other
physicians. His hospital experience
and extensive practice have made him
SO prOhc1ent that he can name and To-
cate disease in a few minutes.
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness. Diseases
of the Ear, Nose, Throat and of the
Lungs (and Consumption in the earlier
stages) are to be cured when DR.. Jones'
methods are applied.
Granulated EyeHds and Cataract per-
manently cured by his Absorption
Treatment.
Glasses fitted and Guaranteed.
Cross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Astonishing cures are readily made
in cases of Chronic rheumatism, Pa
ralysis, Epilepsy and Skin Cancer.
Treats all durable Diseases of the
Heart, Blood, Skin, Liver, Stomach,
Kidney, Bladder, and of the Nervous
System, and Female organs.
PILES, FISTULAE and RUPTURE
guaranteed cured without detention
from business. Special attention given
to all Surgical cases.
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
Are you nervous and respondent.
weak and debilitated; tired mornings:
no ambition-lifeless; memory poor;
easily fatigued; excitable and irritable;
eyes sunken; red and blurred; pimples
on face; restless, haggard looking;
weak back; deposit in urine; distrust-
full; want of confidence; lack of energy
and strength, sleepless?
DISEASES OF MEN AND PRIVATE
DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
Blood Poison, Syphilis, Structure,
elect, Spermatorrhea, Varicocele, Hy-
drocele, and the effects of early Vice
or Excess. producing Debility, Nervous
ness, Defective Memory, ETC., which
ruins mind and body, positively cured.
WONDERFUL CURES
Perfected in old cases which have
been neglected or unskillfully treated.
No experiments or failures. No incur
able cases taken.
Consultation Free and Confidential
Address DIR. ADDISON-JONES,
G 1901 Lake Ave-, Chicago.
Reference, DrexeI State Bank.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Remarkable Rescue.

That truth is stranger than fiction,
has once more been demonstrated in
the little town Of Fedora, Tenn, the re-
sidence OF G. V. Pepper. He writes,
81 was in bed, entirely disabled with
hemorrhages of the lungs aud throat
Doctors failed to help me, and all hole
had fled when | tegan taking DR.. King :
New Discovery. Then instant relief
came. The coughing soon ceased; the
bleeding diminished rapidly, and in
three weeksI was able to go to work.
Guaranteed for coughs and colds SOC
and $1.O0, at O. M, Olsen drug store,
TRIAL bottle free.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
CUSTOMS OFFICIALS.
Those of England Called the Most
ObIiaina and Helpful.

SoiISinS
There is no country where the mat
ter of landing from American passen-
ger ships is SO easy and SO expeditions
II done as England, says the Travel
Magazine. Of course it is a free trade
country, the freest in the whole world
There are duties levied on tobacco and
spirits, but travellers are allowed a
half pound of tobacco in any shape and
q half pint Of spirits, which also in
cludes perfume, Sugar is dutiable,
whether in grain, sweets or in jam, but
q small quantity is freely passed. In
all cases, however, these goods must be
the actual property of the passenger
and be for his use and control Cocoa
coffee and tea are also dutiable, as are
reprints of English books. Outside of
these things, as named, passengers can
bring in anything motors, cycles,
horses, but not dogs, which animals a
not to exceed six months quarantine
awaits. Keep dogs on the American
SIDE The customs officials are life APP
pointees-under the civil service-an
will be found most obliging and help
full. In fact, they are a model to the
customs world. Tell the truth at all
times to these officials and you will be
all right. They are marvelously keen
on spotting the supposedly smart liar.
Lying doesn't pay anyhow, Hinnes-
sy!' at home or abroad.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
urncr Hall
Program of Classes in Gymnastics

f
Boys class, ages 6 to IL: Wednesday
afternoon, 4:30 to $50; Saturda y
forenoon, 900 to 1915.
Boys class. ages Ii to Ia: Monday
and Thursday afternoons, soto $50
Youths class, ages Ia to II: Monday
evening. 7:30 to 8:45 and Friday eve
ming, 1880 to $50.
Girls class, ages 6 to III: Tuesday af-
ternoon, 4:30 to $50, and Saturday
forenoon. 1915 to 1870.
Girls class, ages IL to Is: Tuesday
and Friday afternoons, 4:3O to $50.
Misses, class, age over Is: Wednesday
and Saturday evenings, 7:30 to $50.
Ladies class: Thursday evening, 500
to 900.
Mems class: Tuesday and Friday eve
nings, $50 to 9:45.
Fencing class: Sunday forenoon, 1000
to l1:30.
Sunday School: Sunday forenoon,
1880 to ll:45.
HERMAN Helm
Instructor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
THE SACRED GOLDFISH.

Famous Emblem That Adorns the
Massachusetts Statehouse.
A Goldfish carved in wood hangs on
the white mahogany wall Of the Massa,
chusetts hall Of representative in the
statehouse in Boston. Between two
classic pillars it occupies a place OF
honor, directly opposite the desk OF
the presiding officer. This wooden fish
is the renowned original sacred Goldfish
Of the Old Colony, and it has assisted
at the deliberations of the lawmakers
Of Massachusetts for more than a cen.
fury and half, gathering sanctity year
by year. 1t is relic of the old build.
ing which preceded the present state.
house, and great is the dignity Of this
souvenir Of colonial art and industry.
The following account Of its origin
is given in Boston paper:
Captain John Welch Of Boston was
the creator and carver Of the ceiebrat-
ed fish. He was a wood carver Of re-
nown for his time and in 1747 estab-
lished his business in Dock square. He
belonged to the Ancient and Honorable
Artillery company and afterward be.
came it's captain. He was called upon
to contribute to the decoration Of the
colonial assembly hall, and as at that
period Goldfish was the colony's main
article of export Captain WEIGH con
ceived the idea of immortalizing the
king fish Of the Massachusetts waters
When completed the carving was fin.
ished off and colored so as to be fac
smile Of life and was hung on the
wall of the assembly hail.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
A Chinese Idea of Foreigners.

The following is quite modern Chi
nese conception Of the foreigners
treatment Of infectious cases: ''If an
epidemic broke out two foreigners took
the sick away and put them in little
room, washed them with lime water
and then locked them up so that no one
could see them on purpose that they
might soon die and not propagate the
disease. Wives and children might cry
and weep, but the foreigner would but
drive them away with sticks, for until
dead no one must see those faces
again. Better for all of us to jump in
to the sea than submit to this
South China Post.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

Bert Barber, of Elton, Wis, says 81
have only taken four doses of your
Kidney and Bladder Pills and they have
done for me more than any other medi-
cine has ever done. | am still taking
the pills as l want perfect cure.'' Mr..
Barber refers to DeWltt's Kidney and
Bladder Pills which are unequal for
Backache, weak kidneys. Inflammation
of the bladder and all urinary troubles.
A week treatment for Csc. Sold by
Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

There is no case of indigestion, no
matter how irritable or how obstinate
that will not be speedily relieved by the
use of Kodol. The main factor in curing
the stomach of any disorder is rest, and
the only way to get rest is to actually
digest the food for the stomach itself.
Kodol will do it. 1t is a scientific pre-
paration of vegetable acids containing
the very same juices found In healthy
stomach. 1t conforms to the Pure Food
and Drugs Law. Sold by Eugene A..
Ptefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Antiquity of an Old Tune.

When Napoleon's army was in Egypt
in 1899 and the band struck up the
tune which in England is set to the
song 1--WE Won't Go Home Till Morn
ing" it's effect on the Bedouins was
electrical. They leaped and shouted
and embraced one another deliriously.
They averred that they were listening
to the oldest and most popular tune of
their people. It is thought that the
tune was brought to Europe from the
dark continent in the eleventh century
by the Crusaders.-St. James, Gazette.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Sagacity of the Ancients.

works of Thales, the Greek philosopher
and one of the seven wise men. It was
be who said, Know thyself,'' Few
words are sign of prudent Judgment"
Search after wisdom and choose what
is most worthy '"There is nothing
more beautiful than the world thine
is the Wisest thing, for it invents and
discovers all things" He also said
that it was the hardest thing in the
world to know oneself and the easiest
to admonish another. In his youth
Thales was urged to marry, but he
said, ut is too soon," and later in life
upon being urged again he said, "It is
too late.'
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Vacation Tours.

For the summer season the Mime
apolis & st. Louis r. r. has arranged
lower excursion rates than ever be-
fore to the various summer resorts in
the east and to Minnesota. Wisconsin,,
Colorado, Utah, California, Wash
ington, Oregon, Montana, Wyoming
and South Dakota.
Tickets on sale daily commencing
June LIST, limited TO October 81, 1907.
Liberal stop-over privileges and
variable routes offered in connection
with tickets to Western destin atoms.
For full particulars call on agents
or address A. B. Cults, G. 2. & T. A.,
Minneapolis, MINI. 20
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
DISQUALIFIED.

Although Mrs. Harlow loved her hus-
band and admired what she considered
his good points, it was a never ending
source Of amazement to her that he
had been chosen to fill the Office of
mayor for three successive terms.
Everybody knows how much I
think Of James," she said in a dazed
way to one Of her husbands cousins.
II always said and always should say
that he is as good as gold. But If you'll
tell me whether you think man who
toys that won't go when you wind
them and who still thinks could like
olives if I'd only try is fit for such a
position why, all can say is don't"
Youths Companion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

X We have the complete catalogue
of the Mckinley Edition of Ten-cent
Music in Stock. There are now 1900
copies of Vocal Instrumental and
Teachers grade in music in that cata-
logue and also for Violin, Mandolin
and Guitar Music, so call in and get
the catalogue and we will be glad to
show you the Music and only 10cts a
copy at the New Ulm Music store.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Cominq and Going.

What kick have you against mar
lied life?''
well, if I don't keep my wife dress
ed in the height of fashion have trou-
BILE with her, and if I do keep her
dressed in the height of fashion I have
trouble with her dressmaker.'- Hous-
ton Post.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Her Loss.

Gladys Edith is SO sorry she took
Herbert's ring back to price it. Pene-
lope-Why so? Gladys-Why, the jew
eler said seeing Herbert hadn't been
In to settle for it, as he promised, he
guessed he'd keep it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Where the Relief Would BE.

DR.. Story, the late principal of Glas-
gov university, taking a holiday in the
country once, was met by the minister
Of the district, who remarked: Hello,
principal! You here? Why, you must
come and relieve me for a day" The
principal replied, Il don't promise to
relieve you, but l might relieve your
congregation.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

X Every kernel of wheat used in the
manufacture of Daniel Webster flour
is thoroughly secured and washed,
hence the splendid flavor and beauti-
full color of bread made from it. l8tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Just the Other WAY.

she-Did you ever take your motor
car to pieces to see how 1t workedf
He-Well, not exactly. / have taker
It to pieces to see how 1t didn't work.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
The Appetite.

1.-THE Appetite said the physician,
is always a consideration of great i'm
portance."
eyes," answered the man who is
painfully economical. IF you have q
poor one you worry about your health.
and if you have a good one you worry
about the expense Washington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
Wrong Man.

You understand" said the captain,
that we want secretary who is thor
oughly accustomed to managing men"
TN that case" answered the appli-
cant sadly, I'm afraid it's not me
you want, but my wife,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12
In Ignorance.

''Your husband seems to have an ex.
allied opinion Of you" remarked the
brides aunt. HE says you are hi.
right hand
Eyes," rejoined the young wife, with
a sigh, "but he's one of those men who
never let their right hand know what
their left hand does
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

All stomach troubles are quickly re-
lieved by taking a little Kodol after
each meal. Kodol goes directly to the
seat of the trouble, strengthens the d.
gestive organs, supplies the natural
digestive juices and digests what you
eat. It is simple, clean, pure, harmless
remedy. Don't neglect your stomach.
Take little Kodol after each meal and
see how good it makes you feel. Money
back if it fails. Sold by Eugene A..
Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

/, Money does all things. It makes
Eonest men and knaves, fools and phi
bsophers. Il Estrange.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-06-12

No charge for sewing and laying
our carpets. j. Fl. FORSTER. lift
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1907-03-22
PRINTS FAKE STORY
About Lamb.DaviS Lumber
COmpany'S Dam
NOTHING IN The STORY
The Structure stronger Than Ever.
Believed it VIII stand In ANY
Flood That May Come

The report printed in the Wenatchee
Daily World Of Wednesday in regard to
the Lamb-Davis Lumber Company's
dam is entirely without foundation in
fact. AS is also the statement in the
same paper that the dam was carried
away last fall. Not one foot of the
dam or even a stick OF timber belong
ing to the old structure was carried
away or moved in the high water of last
November. At that time the extraor-
binary high water rushed over the dam
with the gates either closed or choked
with debris to depth of five or six feet
and the current washed out the earth
at the east end and created a new
channel about $50 feet wide. For the
past four months from so to lbs men
and six to ten teams under the direc-
ton of G. A. DAILY have been employed
in closing this gap. On Monday of
this week the work had been so far
completed that it was deemed safe to
close the food gates in order to raise
the water at the MILL When the water
rose it found an opening in one place
in the new work caused by ice and
frost in one section of the cribbing.
Millions OF tons of granite have been
dumped into these cribs and as
the work was done during the winter it
was impossible to prevent some ice be-
coming mixed with the rock. When
the water melted the ice it made an
opening for small quantity of water
to get thru. This slight defect was
remedied in few hours after il was
discovered.
Yesterday morning the writer visited
the work and to him it all looked as
tigh, as jug and as solid and sub
stantial as the hills that surround il.
If, before printing these baseless
stories, the Wenatchee papers would
take the trouble to get the bare facts
they would do our town and some OF our
business firms less injury. Stories Of
this kind that are calculated to do our
town and our business firms injury, par
ticularly when not true, are inclined to
arouse that i'll feeling between COM
munities which all night thinking peo-
pie are sure to deplore.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1907-03-22

The old question, "who is a
gentleman" coming up again,
a doubtful authority says he
wears a silk hat, while another
contends a smooth tongue is the
mark of a gentleman. Men con-
nected with the newspaper occu-
patton, however, have a method
of their own in deciding this
knotty question. "Mr. Editor, !"
said a patron one day, chow is
it you never ask me to pay for
your paper?" "Ohl" said the
man who ekes an existence out
of the newspaper business, II
never ask a gentleman for the
price of his subscription" I'm
deed!" replied the astonished
patron, "but how do you man
age to get on when they don't
pay?" at is this way" said the
editor, latter the limit has ex-
PRED those who have not paid
are classed with mot a gentle
man, and then I no longer hest
tate to ask them"
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1907-03-22
M.E.CHURCH RE0RGANIzED
TwenIy-Three Mem bers RnrsIled
Last sunday

The meeting which has been going
on for the past two weeks in Library
Hall resulted in the organization of a
Methodist church At this place last
Sunday. Twenty-three members were
enrolled and some eight OF ten addi-
tionL members viii join soon.
The meeting IS sill in progress and
vas conducted this week by Rev. Mr..
Robinson, pastor Of the Cashmere
Methodist church. assisted by Rev. r.
L Ludlzm Of PeshzStin.
Regular church service vii De held
in Library Hall every Sunday from this
tine on. The public IS cordially in
vited TO attend
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1907-03-22

Every reader of the Post-In-
telligencer is urged to use one
hundred words in answering the
question: "What public service
shall President Roosevelt under
take after the expiration of his
present term on March 4, 1902"
The editor of The Echo has ex-
pressed his opinion in the first
column on the editorial page.
These hundred-word letters will
be printed in the Sunday P.-l.
for the next three weeks.
The Leavenworth echo. [volume] (Leavenworth, Wash.) 1904-current, 1907-03-22
A Job For q Three Headed Man.

Recently the trustees of the Smith
sonian institution al Washington offered
the position OF secretary to that insti-
tuition. held by the late Professor Lang
ley, to scientist in the faculty Of Co
lambia university. The offer was de
clined, a result not to be wondered at
considering the size OF the job. The
secretary Of the Smithsonian is its sole
executive officer. and the position is
probably the most important within the
reach OF any scientist in America. The
pay is liberal and the range Of work
wide enough to be interesting. The
fact is il Is too wide. and even an ambi-
tioDs man may well hesitate before the
enormous responsibility involved
II Is not generally known that the
national scientific institutions adjoin-
ing the Smithsonian are under the
management OF the secretary Of the in
stitution Complaints have been made
that both the Smithsonian and the ma
tional Institutions have suffered by this
arrangement. To realize the founders
plan for the work OF the Institution
and develop the geological garden and
national museum IS q vast enterprise
and would seem 10 require q specialist
In each Of me fields represented by the
three institutions.