Mountain Home maverick. [volume] (Mountain Home, Idaho) 1906-1911, 1907-09-12
Ganderbone's September Forecast.


to the mine, and the new school,
ma am prepares to whack the bad
boys where their pants are slack.
The football player Its his hair
Fall into autumn uhrepair,
And the more athletic college
cops
The students with the largest
mops.
The m DON will be full on the
2lst, and the password for the
month will be Soak Standard
Oil. Everybody will run little
harder for. President. Mr.. Bryan's
smoke will continue an interesting
specticle. Mr.. Roosevelt will drop
a wasp out the hip pocket of Mr..
Taft, and that laggard will move
up a couple of places in the race.
Mr.. Fairbanks will continue to
pass the grand stand every seven
seconds Sucking buttcrmilk with
nipple, out of his pneumatic shirt
front. The war with Japan will
sleep fretfully, and Uncle Sam
will sit by the cradle grooming
soft lullabyes and giving paregor-
ic with funnel.
The coming county fair is billed,
The big prize hog IS corned and
swilled
The pumpkin tn at will lift the
prize
Is watched with prowd and hope
full eyes,
And the family mare to win the
pot
Is training for the county trot.
The autumnal equinox will
come in on time on the oath, and
Mr.. Hartman will absorb all the
water that falls to use in floating
stocks for development of our great
natural resources. The Standard
Oil Company will place twenty
year per cent mortgage upon the
.sarth and will pay the 500, 400,
600 fine imposed by Judge Lands.
Senator Beveridge will end his
honeymoon abroad and return to
the affairs of the Republic, which
Will restore that feeling Of securi-
ty.
The summer girl-romantic
thing-will homcward come upon
the wing, and show her neighbors
for a week where some man bit
her on the check. The freckles ON
her arms land legs9) resemble
those on turkey eggs, and the
neighborhood will bet ten per the
men were only joshing her.
The lucky wives of millionaircs
Will put up jam and pickle
pears,
But most Of us denied these
boons,
Will pass the winter full OF
prunes.
Some rcd-hot scaling wax,
alack, will fly down Nancy s
tender back, exploring where the
flesh is bare, and three shril
screams will pierce the air. The
men a-washing at the pump, will
hasten thither on the jump, bu'
Nancy, mid the fruit o'erturned
will not divulge where she i:
burned.
President Roosevelt, fresh from
Oy ter Bay, will issue on the 2tf
proclamation officially opening
the oyster season. Turnips auc
football players will run to tops
White duck trousers will begin tt
migrate. A comet will make on,
night stands in the northeast sky
The weather and the politicians
will become very agreeable. Ma
ture, which has been in the nude
for the out door summer painting
season, will put on thin gossa
mer, aud the Corn Huskers' Unioi
will promulgate new wage seal
by which they will get the corr
and the farmer the husks.
The boys on Saturday are loose
To stain their hands with walnu
juice.
The cider swollen apples drip,
The pig squeals for a mornin
nip,
And the billy goat, by Autum
cheered
Let's cool winds frolic with hi
beard.
Summer excursion tourists wi
come home in chair car wit
their skull grass full of carlo
mites, the aisle full of braided legs
and the sawtooth chairbacks EN-
bossing the name of the railros
on their spines. The Big Dippe
will appear in the heavens upsid
down, which will encourage Prob
ition to resume his war pair
and extend the booze drouth. Joh
RarleycCrn will return home to hi