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managing Admissions Made by
Binger Hermann, Indicted
for Land Frauds.
MlRGED THE GOVERNMENT
WHILE ON HIS VACATIONS
Had a Clerk Divide His Salary,
Of Which He Makes Unique
Explanation.

WASHINGTON, April 1.-THE ex-
,sination of Binger Hermann, which
las occupied the last seven days of his
,Jpl on charge of destroying public
,eords. was concluded today, and the
,ral adjourned until Monday, when the
s,fsnse will continue its case.
Mr.. Hermann admitted that he re-
rssted Mr.. Robertson to divide his
s,lsr as clerk to the committee on
end lands of the House of Representa-
,;res of which Mr.. Hermann was
tiarman, before he became commits
doner Of the general land Office, He
rss allowed to explain that he took his
ropey to pay another clerk who came
70 his house two or three days week.
The defendant also admitted his sig
,stnre 10 vouchers which set forth
ttat he had received payment from the
pYerpment at the rate of So day for
s5bsstence during each of his annual
racation trips to Oregon. made while
70 was commissioner He explained
hli he had combined business with
yacation on these trips.
Did Acquire Some Land.
Mr Hermann said he had acquired
300 acres Of land. instead of 10000
& was previously stated. while he was
rs,eiver Of the Roseburg land office
Z 1872. For this land he paid SIPS
&c acre and held it as sheep and cat
lie ranch for many years and then sold
i for s21 an acre. Mr.. Wortbington
rad the statute prohibiting officers,
dsrks and employees of the general land
sicc from acquiring land of the gov
Enmcnt and contended that this law
Id not apply to employees IN the gov
,rnment service outside the land office,
nch as Mr Hermann was at that time.
Charles Chaffee. president of the
Wisconsin National bank Of Rhine
hpder, Wis, and Henry Close. cashier
u the Milwaukee National bank of
Milwaukee. testified for the defense
Ngsrding the payment in 1901 Of $4,000
sS s. A. d. Puter. Mr.. Chafree said his
l,nk ordered payment to Puter
Anugh the Milwaukee bank. and
fashier Close said that his band paid
be amount by draft on the First Ma
tOnal bank Of Chicago. and that this
iraft was cashed by the Continental
National bank of Chicago, On cross
lamination Mr.. Cbaffee said he paid
idter $1,000 in cash few days before
Ne $4,000 payment was made. Puter
hd testified that he got two $1,000
bills from A Milwaukee bank, the
roney being part of this $4,000 trans
.fli0n
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Entries at EmeryYille.
iaI 10 The Tribune.

Special 10 The Tribune.
OAKLAND. April ll.-Followtne are
the entries al Eneryyille for Friday:
Eirst race, five furlongs, selling
Heathersco,t. 1903 Lakeview, los; Gtnhee
los; Balnade l0S; Sir Wesley, los. Gaga.
lo5; Grace Marie. 1o5: Raleigh. l04: Alt
air. loo: Stately Fay, 100; Belle Brady,
100; Rhinestone. 100,
Second race six furlongs, selling -Trl-
umphant, HI: GalVestonian, 1l0; Malitab,
lOI; Otto Price. lo5 Convent Belle, 1O5;
Tawasentha 105, Miss Martha. 1Q3; Men
den ,l0S: Poinsetta. 102. Mala. 101, Kind
ers, lOl; Silver Line. 96
Third race. mile and tlfty yards. selling
Prince Magnet, 10; The Mighty. no;
Corrgan, 10. Black Prince. ITO; Belvoir
10; Water Cure. lO7; Hippocrites. l07;
Little Mrthful. l07; Eduardo. lO7 Alma
Boy, 107. Rolla. I02; Red Relnards lO2.
Fourth race six furlongs, selling
Firm Foot lOa; r.. NJ. Brattain. 100, Ele-
walton, loo; Head Dance, los; Pontoc,
los; Laura +. NJ. l07: Lord Nelson l01 !;
Daruma. III; Titus, III: Govorman. los,
Distributor. los, Water Thrush, lO2
Firth race. mile and fifty yards. selling
-RubrIc. 12; Waswift. 10; Fisher Boy
JO9; Jocund 100: Reservation 100; Nep-
tunus, 1O5; j. c. Clem5 105; Massa' l05
OratorIan. lO2; Dorado l0l, Salable. 100.
Sixth race eleven stXteenths of mile
-PhalanX 10: Bob Ragon, llO: Guiding
star 10I; Romaine, 107; Sea Lad, 100:
Earl Rogers, t07. Truewing, 100; Gossiper.
los, Nigretto los; ethel Day, 1O5
Tlondy 95 Woolma, %.
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TWO BIG BANQUETS
Will Conclude Session Of National Arbi-
tration and Peace Congress,

NEW YORK, April 1.-Two large
public banquets, instead of the dinner
originally planned, it was announced to-
day. will conclude the National Arbi-
tration and Peace Congress. which is to
meet in Carnegie hall next Sunday.
Emba ssador James Bryce will be
among the speakers.
Theodore Hardec, who has had
charge of arrangements for the St,
Louis World g fair and the Lewis and
Clark exposition, today was appointed
executive officer of the National Arbi-
tration and Peace Congress. Mr. Har-
dee took Immediate charge of the regis
tration and accommodation of the hun
dreds Of delegates who are beginning
10 arrive from all over the country.
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Entries at City Park.

Special TO The Tribune.
NEW ORLEANS. April 1l.-Following
are the entries at City Park for Friday
afternoon:
First race, six furlongs. selllng-Vo-
hoome. 1O4; Imposition. los; Belemina.
los; Dorothy NJ los: MIldrene. loo; Lady
Maia. los; Attention, los; Alane 10o !;
Grandita, 105; Fieldwick, I07; Mr.. Knapp.
l07, Louisanie. 107: Maelstrom. 1i0, Nc
Allister. ITO; Hyperbte. Ill.
Second race, four and a half furlongs.
Motter, 102. Orlandot. 103; Water Cooler,
103 Habit, 105; Carasco 1o3; Rose DAILY,
1Q3
Third race, mile-SteHa Eichburg, 90;
Buxom. 90: Young Safer. lo1; Kara. 10l;
Omar Khayam, 101 Lady Goodrich, l03
Bandllo. loo: Bernie Cramer. 1o5; R. F.
Williams, los; Fred Hornbeck. los
Fourth race. mile and one eighth, SELL
lng-Lady Charade, 96: La Cache 81:
Macbeth, 80; Tolbert, lo2; Grand Duchess.
Rather Royal, los; Telescope. los; Re- Re-:
bounder. 109.
Firth race. four and a half fnrlongs.
1903; Bucket Brigade ~lo3, Bayou Lark.
lo4; Truckee, los; Bitter Man. 1O5, Dick
Sixth race. mile and one eighth. selling
Gull. 9s; Iole. 100: Footlighls Favorite.
100; John Mcbride. l01; Savior Faere,
l02: Layson, lo2; George Vivian, I02; Old
Hal. 1o2; Arthur GUNNER, los; Estrada
Palma. 105: Gamara, 113
Ryan, 9S; Little George. 9S; Gothoine.
10l; Miss Leeds, Jos; Lasereirre. 110:
Baby p, Ill; Foreigner, 1lS; Jed Grille.
Brutus. 113; Sir Walter Rollins, 113; In
vincible. 1l5.
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WILL PROTECT VETERANS
President Says They Shall Not Be Dis
missed for Old Age

WASHINGTON, April 11,-R. B.
Brown, commander in chief of. the
Grand Army of the Republic, Corporal
Tanner, past comma mander-in-chicf, and
various officials Of the local organiza-
ton called on President Roosevelt to-
day i'm reference to the alleged dismis-
sal from the Government departments
of any veterans of the Civil war. or
their widows for no other cause than
old age. Some time ago the President
took up this question at cabinet meet
ing and gave instructions that discrimi-
nations against the veterans or their
widows should cease. During the call
today of Commander Brown and his
friends, the President Informed them
of the instructions he had given and as
sured them that the old soldiers should
he cared for,
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Results at City Park.

NEW ORLEANS. April 1.-THE results
~ City Park track today were as fol-
lows:
First rare. four and a half furlongs-
Dethorpe won. Bonnie Hayes second Bit
terly third. Time. '5t a-5
Second race, short course. steeplechase
-Easterjoy won, Saul second. M3ran
third. Time. 2:6l
Third race. one mile-Bye Bye II won
Duchess Of Montebello second. Belle
Strome third. Time, 1:i2 Ia.
Fourth race. one mile and sixteenth
John l. Inslis won, Peter Sterling sec
ond Polly Prim third. Time, AZ l-5.
Fifth race. one mile-Bernie Cramer
won, Gamara second Hustled third. Time.
AZ.
Sixth race one mile. selling Clifton
Forge won. Limerick second, Mazonia
third. Time. I Al as.
Seventh race six furonRs-Devout won.
Foxmende second. Wild Irshman third.
Time. l;1i.
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WIFE OF SYLVESTER
7. SMITH A SUICIDE
Body Found in Lake Michigan;
Woman Was Insane
With Grief.

CHICAGO. April 11.-The dead body
of Mrs. Sylvester T. Smith, wife of a
wealthy retired railroad official. was
found today in Lake Michigan, at the
foot of Forty.seventh street. She is
believed to have committed suicide by
jumping into the Lake while temporari-
ly insane, Mrs. Smith is said to have
suffered from dementia since of the
death of her mother recently.
Mr.. Smith husband of the woman.
was formerly superintendent of the
Union Pacific railroad, manager of the
Denver & Rio Graude railroad, and
president of the Florence and Cripple
Creek railroad. lie was prostrated by
the death. a coroner's jury returned
a verdict this afternoon of suicide.
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TESTIMONY ALL IN
Court Ready to Hear Arguments in
Standard Oil Company Case.

CHICAGO, April 11.-Taking of tos-
timony in the case of the Standard Oil
company of Indiana, charged with re-
batting, was completed today.
+, S. Hollands, chief clerk in the
general freight office Of the Chicago &
Alton Railroad company, whose testi-
mony was in the nature of rcbuttal on
the part of the Government, was the
final witness.
Edgar Bogardus, traffic manager of the
Standard Oil company, who testified
for the defense. The point of difference
was as TO whether Bogardus had been
Informed by Hollands that the six.cent
oil rate had been fled with the Inter
state Commerce commission.
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WINS IN NINTH.
Ten Thousand People Witness Opening
Came Seeing Sensational Finish.

CINCINNATI. April l1.-Ciucinnati won
the opening game Of the season in the
presence OF about 10000 spectators. With
the Pttshurgs ona run ahead in The
ninth the locals went in and captured
the game securing the tallies on Nc
Leans double a sacrifice. two bases on
balls and Camel single to right Errors
by the locals were responsible for TWO
of the Plttsburg runs. Score. X. H. II.
Cincinnati 20 o o o -
Pittsbure 80 1 o o o q / 4
MISUNDERSTANDING and Schlei: Lei6eld.
Gibson and Phelps.
Two-base hits-Kane, Mowry, Kline
Three base hits-Mitchell.
Base on balls-Ewing s. PHILIPPE l. Lei
field g.
Struck out-By Ewing Z. Philippe L,
Leifield q
TImpIrP-O Day.
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LORD CROMER RESIGNS
Has Spent Nearly Half Century in the
British Government Service.

LONDON. April 11,-Lord Cromcr,
the British agent and consul general in
Egypt. has resigned, and Sir Eldon
Gorst has been appointed to succeed
him.
Cromer says:
"It is with extreme regret that [
break my official connection with the
present government After spending.
however. years in the government ser.
vice. | am thoroughly worn out and
really unable to support any longer the
excessive strain which my work here
entails. ] feel also that [ do not pos
sess the health or strength necessary
IN do Justice to all the very important
iutorests involved
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CHAMPIONS WIN EASILY.
Big Crowd Sit in Gold to See First
Game of Season.

CHICAGO, April ll.-Nearly ten thou
sand persons braved the cold weather to
witness the National league opening here
today Mayor Dunno was present and
Cap" Arson tossed the hrst ball, after
having presented the local players with
umbrellas. gifts from members OF the
Board OF Trade. The champions won
easily. overall was a puzzle TO the VS.
ltors until the last INNING. when an
error and two singles gave ST Louis one
run Score. r. n. r.
Chicago . II 01 = 2
St Louis 80 0 o 0 q L 3
Batterjes-Overall and Moran: Ftomme,
McGlynn and Marshall.
Three base hit--Bofman.
Bases on balls-Oh overall ], Fromme
=, McGlynn l.
Struck out-By Overall 2.
Umpires-Johnstone and Carpenter.
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: TEDDY WON'T TALK OF :
: DEMOCRATIC CANDIDACY :

:. WASHINGTON, April IL :
!. President Roosevelt today de- :
j. clined all the many requests to :
= make some comment for publ :
= cation upon the declaration :
:. made by John Temple Graves .
:. of Georgia, at the Bryan Ami :
r versary club banquet at Chat :
= tanooga last night, that Mr.. .
:. Bryan should at the fort hcom-
= ing Democratic national con-
= vcntion nominate President :
= Roosevelt for another term. :
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AFTER ALLEGED CRATER
9ning Promoter Of Denver Charged
With Making False Representations.

DENVER, April 11.-E W. Stebben,
mining engineer of this city, was ar
rested yesterday by Federal officers in
Connection with the investigation by
hs government into the operations of
Zoe Lost Bullion Spanish Mines com
lany This is the company that claims
. own rich mine near Silver City,
). NJ, but which the Government agents
siim IS nothing more than an old cave.
ma makes eleven arrests as result
oi The efforts Of the Federal officials.
siebbens is charged with having re-
Ported IN the capacity of an engineer
mat the Lost Bullion properties con
lained mountains Of untold wealth.
ana millions Of tons of ore in sight,
~ ~ oi which was suitable for Shipping. -
ne Is charged, like the rest, with con
piracy to defraud and using the mails
%r fraudulent purposes. He was re-
Sased on bonds.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-12
MAILS HELD UP
Uncle Sam Oil Company in the Tolls
of the Government.

KANSAS CITY, April ll.-Postmas-
ter Sarten of Kansas City, Kan, last
night received a telegram from Post
master General Meyer of Washington
the Uncle Sam Oil company or its
agents II. II. Tucker, Jr,, the indicted
secretary of the company, says they
have been receiving on an average of
$1,000 through the mails daily.
Secretary Tucker said regarding the
move for q receivership:
f'If receiver is appointed | am
ruined financially, and the stockhold-
crs will never receive any money for
their shares of stock.
The receivership hearing will come
up at Topeka on Thursday next.
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Results at Bennings.

WASHINGTON. April 1.-THE results
al Bennlngs today were as follows:
First race. handicap. five and half
furlongs-Oraculum won. Robbie kean
second. Lotus Eater third Time, 10.
Second race. four and q. half furlongs--
Lady Isabel won. Miss Marjorie second.
Fold Foil third. Time. SIS LIS.
Third race. six furlongs-Ca -Campaigner
Won Gr1ziallo second. Old Colony third.
Time. l;16 3-5,
Fourth race handicap, steeplcchase,
about two miles-Paprika won. Flying
VIrgininn second, Harry Baylor third.
Time. 4:1o
Firth race. six furlongs six running for
the Amateur cup--Quadrille won. Bulwark
second. Thomond third, Time, 1:i9.
Sixth race. mile and seventy yards
Reidmooro won. Water DOG second, Aze~
lima third. Time, 1;49 lis
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-12
BLOW AT AMERICA
'''nan opposes His Government Buy
ing Our Typewriters.

~ HLlN, April l1.-Durlng the discus
sss,cshistag today OF an appropriation to
rl,,nase typewrlting machines for the
csIs,'y authorities. DR.. Sudetum, So
n ks., Introduced a motion providing for
sr,. Sciusion OF American machines, be
lmss, Vi the prohibitive effect OF the
soodsr ''of's duties OH GERMAN
Nas r. faasche. National Liberal. First
kor,.ss resident OF the Reichstag. sup
A"'ed the motion.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-12
Hughes Signs New Law.

ALBANY. n Y, April 1l.-Goy.
Hughes tonight signed the new law IN
corporating the names OF Margaret Olivia
sac Robert W. DeForest. Cleveland II.
n Dodge. Daniel c. Gilman, John Nj;
Glenn. Helen Gould, Gertrude NJ Rice and
nersons ss they NAV associate with them
selves, as the Russell Sage association.
for the purpose OF maintaining Iund
and applying the income TO the improve, e.,
Incnt Of social and living conditions IN
the I-nited States.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-12
FIGHTING BREWERIES
Aansa8 Intends to Drive Out All the
Foreign Companies.

n. ,ioFEkA, Kan. April 1l.-Application
A., made 10 the Supreme court here to-
ny Attorney General Jackson for
~. nnts OF quo warranto and injuncttons
' ;sTnst Mns eight brewery companies. most
inl,issouri and Wisconsin concerns. and
hnsy )oboers 70 not only compel them
s,sase doing business in Kansas through
!" agents and cold storage warehouses,
E,,aIe aIeo WIN the ultimate purpose OF
-,ans receivers appointed for the prop
'neH ne located in this State.
,ca' rne vi tne concerns against which the
seoilgs Were brought is the Mahan
l,e1s leas company OF Wichita, Kan, an
w. -soie corporation, which is doing busi-
- ~ Kansas without a license.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-12
CHAMPIONS SHUT OUT.
Brown Men Play Star Game and Keep
Opponents From Scoring

ST LOUIS. April list Louis de-
feated the champion Chicasos this after
noon in the opening game OF the Ameri-
can league season, 1 TO @. in q game
and threatening weather, ST. Louis made
eight hits off Atrock. the star twirler of
the Chicago team. and only fine fielding
behind him kept the score as low as II
was Howell pitched In fine form and was
also given good support. Score
r, n. f.
ST. Louis 80 oOO1 90 II !
Chicago -. o o o o 0 o o. ]
Batteries-Howell and Stephens; Alt
rock and Sullivan.
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Two-Cent Bill Goes Through,

~ sooa,NsslNG, Mich, April 1.-THE
hossnt railroad fare bill recently
A. 10 "a oy tho Senate was passed by
sy nae monse today with only one dissent.
NJ ,o.e; The bill allows upper PENN
p.n;na roads and those roads of the lower
~ .Insnie n,sle which earn less than $l2O0
ID chn .lle per year from passenger trains
ebsnu three cents per mile. but all
No ean.s .uaas are required to charge only
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Famous Mare Dies.

LEXINGTON, Ky. April i1.--Paranello.
one OF the most noted brood mares in
Kentucky. died today at Elmhurst farm
while foalIng n colt by Director General
Paranella was 10 years old and was the
dam of Nella j.. Kentucky Todd, Country
Jay. Judge Parker, Ormonde and other
celebrities OF the turf.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-12
Bookmaser Goes Insane.

SAN FRANCISCO, April l1.--Joseph
Ullman, the well l.known bookmaker,
was taken East today as an insane pa
tient by Deputy Sheriff Whalen. he
came here as thc financial backer or
the San Carlo Opera company; IN
Witch were Madame Nordica and Alice
Nielsen. and was taken to a hospital
obortlx- after his arrival.
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Cold Weather Stops Game.

BOSTON. April 1i.-The opening game
NJ the season between the Boston and
Rrooklyn teams Of the National league;
scheduled here for today, was postponed
until tomorrow on account OF the cold
weather and unsuitable grounds,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-12
parbard Wins Championship.

MONACO. April lin the auto o-boat
regatta herr. today the Panhard won the
200 llilometers sea championship in three
hours and thirty-three minutes, oeatihe
the record by one hour ana seven Hi'"-
utes,
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Compare the Papers

Yes, compare The Tribune
With other metropolitan news
that II is distinctly representa-
tive OF progress
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A Great Newspaper

Never In the history OF The
rribuue was more real news
tinted in these columns than
low Very few important items
escape The Tribune.
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After reading the newspapers. and just
before coming over 10 the court. Harry
Thaw sent a note to the newspaper men.
saving there were so many Measurements
In the papers that he would like to give
The Colorado statesman., 1907-03-02
"Assassins" OF the East.

assassin according to De Mur.
rays dictionary, retains SO much of
its original application as to be used
chiehy OF the murderer of a public
parsonage, who is generally hired or
devoted to the deed, and aims purely
at the death of the victim" The orig.
inal assassins were organized Moslem
fanatics who fiourished in Lebanon ar
the time of the crusades. and were
commissioned by their chief. the Old
Man OF the Mountain, to murder cbris.
tian kings and leaders. They took
their name from the drug hashisb
with which they intoxicated them
selves for their work. For a long time
assassin retained the idea of an em.
issary of some chief or party.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-03-02
WOULD TAX OLD MAIDS.
On the Ground That from Obstinacy
They Clog the Wheels of Progress.

If there is reckless soul who Is not
only inviting destruction, but is fairly
clamoring for it, that soul inhabits the
body of the editor of the North Ameri-
can Review.
Not long ago he called the American
girl bore. He still lives, but has not
learned caution. His latest is a pro-
posal to tax spinsters. He declares
that they get most of the benefits OF
civilization without making any ade-
quate return.
He admits that their real property is
forced to yield slight contribution.
But he thinks that their personal prop
srty goes scot free, and he is sure that
hey do not enrich the customs reve-
nue.. So they become through sheer
obstinacy" clogs upon the wheels of
progress.
That is all that will save the colonel
from the wrath of the spinster of
North America. 1t is so novel a posi-
ton for them to be put in. this of dog
gedly declining the joys of matrimony.
But the colonel insists.
There was never yet woman" he
says, who could not marry, as she
should, if she would. 1t is only neces-
sary to be woman to win a man
some man.
"Spinsterhood is purely voluntary
condition. due to reprehensible con-
trariness, as is clearly proven by the
non-existence of single authentic
claim to exemption because of lack of
opportunity"
True, there is sort of chuckle be-
hind this last remark, but it may pass.
The real point at issue is whether
the old maid of the present day rem
ders fair equivalent, or even tries to
do SO, in one way or another, for what
she receives; and to that our answer
Is decisively negative. 1t is a sad
state of affairs to which we have given
much unavailing thought. AS a last
resort in search of method of refor-
nation, the ubiquitary remedy of tax
ition occurs to our mind as the only
one holding forth hope of effective
aess."
The Colorado statesman., 1907-03-02
Dissertation on the Kiss.

Everyone knows the wonderful tonic
effect of kissing. A common smack
makes ones eyes flash and ones heart
beat faster. A long, lingering, satisfy
Ing kiss has an effect ten times as
powerful. 1t increases the pulse,
raises the temperature and makes
the blood flow through the system
In rich. red streams. Kissing is the
one sure and infallible prophylactic.
A man who has been recently kissed
is proof, not only against germs, but
also against all the big and little mon
sters of the sea, the land and the air.
kissing makes man valiant. brave
and MISUNDERSTANDING.