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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02
Fifth Sunday Meeting.

Program OF Fifth Sunday meeting
OF Enon Baptist association to be
held with the Baptist church at
Lone Grove. beginning on Thursday
night before the fifth Sunday in
December. 1907.
Introductory sermon, Thursday
night. A. Wynne.
Friday morning. 8 o'clock-Devo'
tional service-R. c. Baker.
9:30-The Importance and needs
of our associational mission work
A. c. Miller, J. T Ray.
IL o'clock-Sermon-D. N. Curb.
. p. m,-Devotiona, exercises
J. M. Hammons.
2:3O-Orphans' Home-W. II. Clif
ton. j. e. James, w. II. selvidge
J. C. Freddy.
Friday night sermon-w. d. Rog
ers
Saturday morning o'clock-De
votional exercises--J. r. King.
9:30-The mission of the churcf
j. A. Mccullough. J. r. Masters
IL a. m.-Sermon-J. T. King
2 p. m.-Board meeting.
Saturday night sermon-A. c. Mil
ler, subject Bible Satisfaction.
Sunday IL a. Missionary ser
mon-J, b. Hays.
OSCAR PASCHALL, Pastor
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Not Business.

Two highland farmers met On their
way to church.
Man." said Donald. II wass won
derin' what you will be askin' for yon
bit sheep over at your steadin'?"
Man." replied Dougai. II wass
thinkin' I wad be wantin 80 shullin's :
for that sheep"
IL will TAX It at that" said Donald
but och. man. Dougal. I am awful
surprised at you doing business on the
Sawbath."
'Business"' exclaimed Dougal. "Man.
seilin' sheep like that for 80 shullin's 5
Is not business at all. It's just char
ity."-Dundee Advertiser.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02
He Had the Name.

She had gone up the scales once, and
then she had gone down the scales.
Then she had done the same thing
over again. after which some one
asked:
"In what school of music were you
taughtT'
Thereupon some one else interrupted
In an undertone:
Judging by the speed. should say
IL was riding school,"
And there were many present who
deemed the sentiment a good one.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02
WARNING ORDER.

In the United States Commisstea aer 3
Court In the indian Tesyitsry,
Southern District:
Morris Sass. plaintiff. ". ThsDas
u. Ricketts, 4 Sos. defendant
The defendant. Thomas ". Ricketts,,
Fred ?. Ricketts,. Is warned to appear
In this court In thirty days and an.
swes the complaint Of the pIaiptir
Norris Sass.
Witness. mis- 27th day Of Septem.
ber. 1907.
(SsaD SAM H. BUTLER.
Bledsoe 4 Biedsoe. attorney for
plaintiff
j. n. Moore, attorney for nonros
ident defendant.
First published Nov. 6. 1907.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02
A Criminal Attack

Take something NJ, nn1 shoI TO
help the stomach. Kodol with do this
II Is a combination Of natural digest
ants and vegetable acids and contains
the same juices found In healthy
stomach. II Is pleasant to take. II
digests what you eat. Sold by w. n
Frame. DIV
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02

1t was at a theater In Manchester
The king. aged and infirm. was blessed
with two sons. He was pacing up and
down the stage, with a wearied. trou-
bled look. exclaiming aloud. ION which
of these my sons shall bestow my
CROWN Immediately came n voice
from the gallery. why not 'arf II
crown apiece. guv'norT'-London Mail.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02
PERSONNEL tstAf1RE 25 The Leg

OF Ches,ea.
Comanche and Stevens. Amiel II.
Japp OF Iawton.
Caddo. Canadian and Cleveland.
Ben Wilson of Union City.
Creek and Tulsa, w. f. Norville
Of Tulsa.
Johnson and Coal, c. A. Sheen OF
Wapanucka-
Pontotoc and Seminole. Edgar 8
Ratliff OF Ada.
Pittsburg and Hughes, Ben r.
Harrison OF Calvin.
Payne and Pawnee. Geo. ID. Hud'
son OF Cushing.
Pottawatomie and Lincoln. H. G.
Stetmund OF Chandler.
sequoyah and Ie Flore. =. A.
Moore, OF Oklodge.
Washita and Custer. l.. l.. Reeve
Of Dill.
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Prodigal-Father, have come home
TO die!
"Confound you! Haven't you cost
me enough already without adding the
expense Of a funeralr-Life.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02

Lost. between 80 p. m. yester'
day and noon today, a bilious at
tack, with nausea and sick head
ache. This loss was occasioned by
finding atW.B. Frames City Drug
Store a box OF Or, Kings New Life
the guaranteed cure for bilious.
ness. malaria and jaundice Csc.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02
The Usual Way.

I "Say. pop, what's a ratiie7'
"A rafiie, my son, Is where ! buy
nineteen chances on u diamond ring
and the fellow with one chance wins
h"-Kansas City Star.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02

The hardest thing to win in the
world Is your own self respect.-St
Louis Globe Democrat
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board II appears that the democrats
will have 92 and the republicans II,
n the lower house. aud that the
senate will be composed Of ~ dem.
osrsts and four republicans. Below
10 givsa the names and residence
o. each member elected to the FIRST
OahAAoma legislature.
Democrats In the House.
Adair. T. l.. Rider Of Sulweu
Aloha. X. N. Rainey Of Atoka.
BsckhaIu, Geo. G. whitehurst Of
sayrs.
Bryaa (2) A. +. Ross OF Durant.
and J. II. Baldwin Of Sterrett
Caddo. (Q) Frank Stephens of Apa-
she. and G. G. Fisher OF Hinton
Canadian, n. IS. Cope of El Reno.
Carter, 90 Leo Harris of Ard
more and J. F. McCants Of Newport
Cherokee, J. /. Nanus OF Table
ssah.
Choetaw, W. A. Armstrong of Bos
veil.
Cimarron, Frank l.. Sastee, OF Jur
ssnson.
Cleveland. j. vandayeer of Noble
Coal, G. W. O'Neal OF Oconee.
Comanche. ]. Roy Williams Of
AAwton.
Craig, =. J. Hobby OF Blue Jacket
Greek, w. ID. Stone OF Keifer.
Custer. Howell Smith of Thomas
Delaware. l.. b. Smith OF Grove.
Dewey, N. /. Jones of Trail
Ellis, Elmer J. Jesse OF Gage.
Garvin. (2) w. NJ. Lindsey of FL
more and VIM. Tabor OF Hart.
Grady, (2) Robert NJ. Johnson OF
hinco, and A. S. Riddle OF Chicka-
aha.
Garfield, (2) A. II. Ellis OF orlan.
do
Grant, J. N. Smith OF Manchester.
Greer. (OG. w. Briggs OF Granite.
and DR.. Pendergraft OF Hollis.
Harper. J. W. burst Of Supply.
Haskell. Ed ID. Doyle OF Chant
Hughes. Edward Swengle OF We
tamka.
Jackson. W. L. Banks OF Hess.
Jefferson, Chas. London of Hast.
ngs.
Johnston, W. II. Murray Of Tisho.
mingo.
Kay, (2) Logan Haskins OF Tonka.
wa, and @. T. Brown OF braman.
Kiowa, (2) J. T. Armstrong OF Ho-
bart and J. Faulkner of Maniton.
Latimer. James Il. Stivers OF VII
burton.
lie Flore, Chas. Broom OF Baden.
Lincoln, (2) IL. NJ. Jorrett OF
Stroud.
Love. ]. r McCalla OF Marietta
blarsha2l. II. s. p. Ashby OF Simp'
Murray, NJ. Turner OF Davis.
llayes. II. NJ Rutter OF Pryor
Creek.
Muskogee, (0 A. J. Snelson OF
oktah and Fred B. Bransom OF Mus
kosee.
McCurtaip. VIM. A. Harrison o!
Bokohoma.
McClain. Thomas c. whitsn OF
Purcell.
Mcintosh, W. B. Peck Of Fawn.
Nowata. Bert Tillotson OF Nowata
Ottowa, A. ID. Martin OF Miami.
Okfuskee. Thomas b. Workman oi
Okemah.
Oklahoma (2). |. n. Putnam OF Ok.
yahoma City and w. l.. Ross OF Ed
mond
Usage, i. Dcyrerle OF Romona.
Payne. p. A. Ballard OF Coyle.
Muskogee and Haskell, J. p,
Crouch OF Forum.
Pontotoc, Frank Huddleston OF Ada
Pottawatomie. (S) Milton Bryan
Shawnee. w. T. Durham OF Tecum
sob, and W. S. Carson OF Asher.
Pawnee, William Murdoch of Rals
ton.
Pittsburg. (2) II. NJ. McElhany o
Indianola and J. l.. Hendrickson o
Quinton.
Pushmataha, Ben Williams of Fin
ley.
Rogers. John T. Tandy OF Chelsea
Roger Mills, Joseph Paschal o
Rankin.
Sequoyah. Winchester Afen OF Sal
isaw.
Seminole, ]. b. Castain of Little.
stephens, w. Il. Anthony OF Mar
Sw.
Tillman. III. II. King OF David
ssn.
Tulsa. c. L. Holland of Tulsa
Texas. f. J. Earl OF Goodwill.
hiy N
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02

To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tab
lets, Druggists refund money II 1t
fails to cure. f, W. Groves sigma
ture is on each box. 25c. II
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-02

Have your clothes cleaned and
dressed by London. at stolfas. Phone
Gao. 1T.im
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MARVIN WOLvERTON
Notary Public.

NOTARY PubIIc,
Have me write your deeds and
mortgages and make your abstracts,
Work correctly and promptly done.
Phone 81.
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Prescription compounding is an i'm
portant part OF our business and
We are equipped 10 give ideal SER
vice.
l. +. ]. RAMSEY, Druggist
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FlOtOTldl.
Alfalfa and Grant, J. b Evans of
Pond Creek.
Garfield and Kingfisler, Eugene A..
Watrous of Enid.
Democrats In the Senate.
First. J. s. Morrison OF Hooker.
SecoLd (2) II. +. Echols of Elk
City. and A. E. Agee of Putnam.
Fourth. Frank Mathews of Man
guT.
Fifth. Thomas moore Of Ocustee.
Sixth. (2) X. A. Billups of Corder.
and J. J. Williams OF Weatherford
Eighth. p. s. Goulding of Enid.
Ninth .(2) Edmond Brazell Of La
mont and Sylvester Soldani of Pom
ca City.
Tenth. Henry S. Johnson of Perry
Eleventh.. Clarence Davis Of Bris
tow.
Thirteenth. NJ. +. Eggerman OF
Shawnee. S. a. Cordell of Chandler
Fourteenth (2) Roy Stafford of Ok
lahoma City and w. II. Johnson OF
Calumet.
Fifteenth G.. eco. o. Johnson OF
Fort Cobb and l.. X. Taylor OF Chick
asha.
Seventeenth, (2) ]. Elmer Thomas
OF Iawton and ID. NJ. Smith OF Dun
can.
Eighteenth, (2) ]. C. Graham OF
Marietta and J. c. Little OF Sulphur
Nineteenth. CD X. p. Wynne OF
Lexington and ii. S. Blair of Katie
Twentieth. T. f. Meminger Of Alto
ka, and Jesse II. Matchett OF Meade
Twenty first. (. T. Sorrels OF Mil
ton.
Twenty-second, II. II. Holman oi
Wetumka.
Twenty.third, r. NJ. Roddie OF Ada
Twenty.fourth, =. w. Stewart o
Antlers.
Twenty-ffth. w. NJ. Redwine o.
McAlester.
Twenty-sixth. w. NJ. Franklin
of Madill.
Twenty-seventh, (2) l.. T.. Brool
OF Muskogee and Campbell, Russell
OF Warner.
Twenty eighth, DR.. p. C. Conn o
Cans
Twenty-ninth, J. NJ. Keys of PryoI
Creek.
Thirtieth, L. NJ. Landrum OF Tah
lequah.
Thirty-frst. J. p. Yeager of Tulsa
Thirty.third. ]. II. Strain OF Wann
Republicans In the Senate.
Third. A. +. Updegraft Of Fai
Valley.
| Seventh, r. S. Curd OF Aline.
Twelfth, Harper s. Cunningham o
Guthrie.
Sixteenth, Emory d. Brownlee OF
Kingfsher.
Thirty-second, II. L. p. Stanford o
Okmugee.
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Subscribe for The Ardmoreits.
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Republicans In the House.

Republicans In the House.
Alfalfa. w. II. II. Allen OF Go,try.
Beaver, DIR. Abel J. Sands OF
Knowls.
Blaine, w. II. Bowdre OF Watonga.
Dewey. w. 6. Smith.of Selling.
Garfield. q J. NJ. Porter OF Enid.
Kingfsher, Harvey Utterbach OF
Kingfisher.
Lincoln, James Lockwood, Nc.
Loud
Logan. (3) ]. S. Shear and w. II.
Chapper OF Guthrie, and Dr. Herbert
L. Stagner OF Coyle.
Major, Joe Sherman Of Estelle.
Noble, Chas. Frasier of Red Rock
Oklahoma, (D c. G. Jones Of Ok.
lahoma City and c. II. Day OF Ed.
mond.
Okmulgee, w. C. McAdoo of Ok.
mulgee.
Wagner. A. d. Orcutt OF Coweta
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When in TroubIe-send for the eoosan Girls.

Pike Is always at me to get into his
automobile, but that's one thing I've
drawn line on. Goodness knows l
usually give in. I've sworn I'll die be.
fore l set foot inside one"
The Googans' patient stopped to
speak to an acquaintance and the girls
held council.
Like most people with one idea
it'll take Wild horses and then some
motors to move her," sighed Lilly.
"She needs a general initiation into
everything that goes with the age Of
motors, for she is distinctly Victorian"
We've got to get her near a car as
you would teach child to pet-a pussy
cat" said Tilly. First teach her to
put her hand on mammals muff-
that doesn't hurt Baby-then on the
nice Teddy bear-then bring ON the
little cat, and after that Baby would
spank Bengal tiger without temer-
ity."
MRS. Pike" said Lilly, you're not
afraid OF the telephone are you? Ger.
tainly not Nor of elevators, trolley
cars, or electric lights, electric treat
ments, electric facial messages? And
I'll bet you can run sewing machine
Yes? Well"
"Oh!" interrupted Tilly.
"Ah," cried Lilly.
They halted with their patient" be,
fore shop window.
Wouldn't that motor coat look too
sweet on Mrs. Pike?" questioned Lilly
estatically.
Wouldn't that fascinating motor
hat with the fioaty veil be lovely for
herr" demanded Tilly.
But never get in car" protested
Mrs. Pike.
Lets go in and Just price EN-
urged the Googans In the same breath
When they left the shop Mrs, Pike
was ina daze. BY aome remarkable
process she owned. not one. but sew.
eral Of the most correct outfits Of mo
tor raiment.
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able and violent dislike for motors.
She won't even get into a car Could
you convert her?"
I'VE, could try" said the Googans.
81 tried everything Mr.. Pike
stated II sold her carriage and pair
to force her to ride In the car. But
she walks now"
What recreation does your wife
enjoy?" asked Tilly.
II am happy to say Mrs. Pike is a
regular home body" answered Mr..
Pike. II can't stand for these women
whose sole aim in life is gadding
around amusing themselves"
Excepting when 1t is sharing your
amusement" asked Lilly as she made
several notes in a book.
1T makes 1t very awkward when
she refuses to go in any car" snapped
Mr.. Pike.
IF we undertake this case you may
find 1t very expensive" cautioned Tilly
Googan, shaking her pencil at the
client. I'VE have to do 1t our OWE
way"
OhJ SSi eothiyp o5iSCu WI. ihO
"If you win Maria over to motoring
I'll be eternally grateful"
Our terms are cash." said the
twins. softly. Eternal gratitude
doesn't buy any gasoline"
Mr.. Pike took out his cheque book,
Tipping the pages.
go as far as you like" he said.
you see l am stubborn man and
when l make up my mind to do a
thing, l do it. I've made up my mind
Maria has GOT to like automobiling.
If l give in on this point, she may
forget who's boss. No house can have
two-unless, perhaps, we except the
Googan establishment" he chuckled
=
IT feel as If I'd always known you
girls" cooed little Mrs. Pike as she
tripped between the Misses Googan.
And don't know when I've enjoyed
myself so much. Didn't we have an
awful good time yesterday at the
matinee?"
Lovely" murmured the Googans.
But we wish you would go with us
in the motor-it takes so long to get
to places otherwise"
"My dears, I'm afraid of 'em. Mr..
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31
A REAL "Hoss" RACE.
Country Fair the Place to See II at
Its Best.

II you would see a horse strap.
ped, booted, braced and geared to
the limit, you must seek such a
track as you see at the old-time
country fair. Here comes an awk-
ward fiea-bitten gray which never
went under $3.50 In his life. He is
hobbled and checked and goggled, and
hitched up sidewise, lengthwise and
crosswise until there is more har-
ness than horse. You wonder how
his driver ever got him into this rig.
ging, and how he will get him out
again without cutting him free with
a jackknife. A farmer with a
gray beard and twinkling eye OBJ
serves to his neighbor:
Last time John Martin had that
plug out on the road / told him he
had the old cripple overloaded with
Observation-Disclosures. Them straps
that was cal'lated to hoist up his
knees must ha' pulled too tight and
the critter was yanked clean of the
ground. What John was gettin'
ready for was a race for flynn ma
chimes. not a hoss trot."-Frrom "The
Country Fair" by David Lansing. in
Outing.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31
|, Deafness Cannot Be Cured

~ local applications - they cannot reach ths die
cure and that Is By constitutpnai remedies
Dcafness I! caused by an innemcd condition Of the
mucon- timing OF tho Eustsohian Tube. When thf1
tube 10 Unframed you have 4 rumbiing sound or Inn
perfect hearing and when II s entirely closed Deaf-
moss 10 the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored 10 its normal cond-
tion bearing will be destroyed forever; nine cascs
out Of ten are caused by Catarrh which Il uothiuR
but an innamed condition OF tho mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case Of
Deafness tcaused by catarrh) that cannot be cured
BY Halle Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
Sold BY Druggists, 75c Z 4 . n, y =. n
Take Haiis Family Pills for constipation.
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QUALITIES OF WIT AND AuMoR.
Alike, Yet In Many Ways Fundament.
ally Different.

s
Wit and humor are such elemental
fundamental things that 1t has always
been found difficult to analyze them,
says a writer In The Atlantic. Upon
some points. however. those who have
essayed this pnzzling task agree, for
they all hold that wit is an intel.
lectual, humor an emotional, quality;
that wit is perception of resem.
blance, and humor a perception of
contrast, of discrepancy. of incongru.
ity. The incongruity is that which
arises between the ideal and the fact,
between theory and practice, between
promise and performance; and per-
haps 1t might be added that 1t is al.
ways or almost always a moral in.
congruity. In the case both of wit
and humor there is also a pleasurable
surprise, gentle shock. which ac-
companies our perception OF the hith.
erto unsupported resemblance or in
congruity. A New England farmer
was once describing in the pres.
ence of very humane person the
great age and debility of horse that
he formerly owned and used. you
ought to have killed him." interrupt
ed the humane person Indignantly.
WELL" drawled the farmer I'VE did
almost"
Z : b. O. q
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interrogation, but at the bizarre at
mosphere of the studio. There we're
two of everything wherever you
looked. Mr.. Pike rubbed his eyes,
Two chairs were pushed Hospitality
toward him. Mr.. Pike hesitated and
for an uncomfortable moment felt that
his chances of being divided between
the two ladies were as good as the
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31
Friends.

The ornament of a house is the
friends who frequent 1t. There is no
greater event in life than the appear
ance Of new persons about our hearth.
except 1t be the progress OF the char
acter which draws them. It has been
finely added by Landor to his defini-
ton Of the great man: 1T Is he who
can call together the most select com.
pany when 1t pleases him. Emerson.
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An Unmentloned Ancestor.

Mr.. B is very proud of his an.
cient lineage and never let's slip an op-
portunity to boast Of It At dinner
where he had been unusually rampant
on this subject, a fellow guest quieted
him by remarking: III you climb
much further UP your family tree you
will come face to face with the mon
key."-Lippincott's ,
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I've been busy entertaining company.
If had gotten into trouble of course
Id send for the Googans.' My dears,
I'll have to tell my husband about
you"
Mr.. Pike, himself, entered at that
very, moment
Hello. George" greeted Mrs. Pike,
coolly.
Mr.. Pike jumped. Was this queerly
clad object Mrs. Pike, lady walrus.
or deep sea diver? Maria was In
deed clad for Arctic motoring.
81 dropped. in to see If could have
my car repaired and put in shape" ex-
planned Mr.. Pike lamely.
This isn't repair shop and gar
age said Lilly sweetly.
your car out of commission,
George?" chirped Maria. Then allow
me to take you home in NINE"
"Yours?" gasped Pike.
"She's a complete motorist," ex-
planned Tilly Googan.
"An eight-cylinder enthusiast" added
Lilly.
THAT car OF yours is an old lemon,
George" said Maria. $50 bought q
lovely one all finished in lavender, and
had it charged to you. know you
never mind paying motor bills"
We'll send ours in the morning"
whispered the Googans.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31
WAGNER as J curative Auen,

Vernon Lee has told somewhere the
story Of the marvellous effects OF wag-
ner on a headache. One does, after a
time. succumb to what Is kind of
hypnotism; the sound seems almost to
clear the air, or at least to lull sone
into kind Of dream in which only the
sense Of hearing exists.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31
Need Batter Transportatlon.

Grapes which sell for only a cent o
pound in one of the southern prov.
inces of Brazil. bring 20 or even 81
cents pound in Rio de Janeiro. The
lack of good facilities for Transports
tion accounts FOR much of the dit
ference.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31
Possible Controversy Here.

Why. asks the London Gentle.
woman. are men better looking than
women? II Is "a problem which must
perplex and pique modern women. for.
taking them in the aggregate. men
nowadays leave women behind In
point-of personal beauty.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31
Why Robins Are Loved.

The, belief that II robin find q
dead body It will at least cover the
face with moss. and the immortal
fairy story of Robin Redbreast's min
istry TO the poor little Babes In the
Wood. have secured the protection oi
the whole robin race.
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II wonder how Mrs. Pike IL getting
on" asked Tilly Googan. '.It's over o
week since she as much as footed go
Ing by"
If / hadn't had bad case of fiat
tire, and hysteria, out on Long avenue
I'd look her up"
I--why--Mrs. Pikel We were
speaking Of you" said the Googans as
the wife of their client entered.
Guess you thought I'd run out OF
gasoline and got stranded somewhere" !"
suggested Mrs. Pike airily. We'll, Mr..
Pike has been away on business and
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31

He is great who confers the most
benefits. He Is base-and that is the
one base thing in the uniyerse-to re-
ceive favors and render none.-Emer-
son.
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CONVERTING MRS. PIKE.

CONVERTING MRS. PIKE.
BY Helena Smith Dayton.
Pictures by Angie Breakspear.
A man in a brown leather cap wait
ed for the elevator and incidentally
studied the sign on the door opposite
THE GOOGAN GIRLS.
Specialists
Motor.opathy.
The elevator drew up to dock, the
elevator man shouted Going south" !"
but the passenger had changed his
mind. He wanted to know more about
motoropathy.
Come in," responded two voices to
his knock.
Upon entering Mr.. Pike was aston
ished not only at the pair Of young
women that confronted him in crisp
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLows
IL so, use Red Cross Ball Blue. 1t win make
them white as snow. 2 OF. package cents.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31

A woman has lost her chief attrac-
ton for man when he ceases to won
der what she will do next.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31

Which goes the faster after being
broken-a thoroughbred colt or q $40
bill?
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31

chances of the one baby with the two
Jealous mammas in the Solomon cpl
sode.
We'll, what can we do for your"
demanded the Googan girls. briskly.
sitting at twin desks.
well. what can you do for me?"
asked the man.
We deal only in motor dilemmas," !"
explained Tilly Googan. Have you
one?"
Yes" cried the man with sudden
understanding. Now here's the situ-
alan: My wife has a most unreason-
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
error Lewis Factory, Peoria, iii.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1907-10-31

Sorrow is an evil with many feet
Posidippus. :.