davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17
THE MARKETS.

Chicago, Aug. 17.-Following are tn,
larket quotations today:
Wheat.
September, S5H, S51a, S41s, SAY.
December, 901s, 901a, 1914, S9A.
Mays 963s, 965s, 951a, 90.
Corn.
September, 545s, 545s, 54%, SAY.
December, Sly, 51%. SIS, 51A.
May, 527s, 1914, 52A, 531s.
Oats.
September, 45%, 461S, 451s. 1855.
December, 441s, 44H, 43a4, 43B.
May, ASS, 45S, 45%, ASS.
Pork.
September, 1885, 1885, 1915, 1915.
Lard.
September, $50, S.92, $50, $50.
October, 900, 9.02, 900, 900.
Ribs.
September, $50, SGT, S.55, S.55.
October, SOS, SOS, SOS, $50.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17
New York Stocks.

New York, Aug. 17-Following are
the quotations on the market today:
Gas SIS, U. p. 123Ha, U. S. Steel pre-
ferred SO, U. S. Steel common 3OH
Reading SSas, Rock Island preferred
41h. Rock Island common IS, South
ern Pacific S15s, N. Y. Central 102, Mis-
souri, Pacific 6714. l.. & N. 1O4ss, Smelt-
ers SO, c. F. l. 24A, Canadian Pacific
1921, Illinois Central 1872, Penna 116%
Erie 2Oss, c. & o. 325s, B. R. T. 4OA,
B. & O. S75s, Atchison S3h, Locomo-
tive 49%, Sugar Ill, ST. Paul 1901
Copper 675s, Republic Steel preferred
69H, Republic Steel common 1919,
Southern Ry. 16k.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17

AT this season we should eat sparing-
ly and properly. We should also help
the stomach as much as possible by
the use of little Kodol occasionally.
kodol for indigestion and dyspepsia
will rest the stomach by actually di-
costing the food itself Sold by all
druggists.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17
copyright. 1902. 1903. by Robert Howard
RUSSELL

o II C e
there was
a lonely
Man who
Married,
thinking
t h Il t he
w o u l d
f i II q a
Ii o III e,
b u t i Ii
stead of
t h Il t he
ran into
an EXper-
iInentSta-
ton.
The 9TH
er end of
the Team
was the
o riginal
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17
LOCAL MARKET CONDITIONS.
Today's Quotations on Provisions, Live
Stock, Feed and Fuel.

Today's Quotations on Provisions, Live
Stock, Feed and Fuel.
Rock Island. Aug. 17.-FOlowing are
the wholesale quotations on the market
today:
Provisions and Produce.
Live Poultry-Spring chickens 12hc
to 15c per h. hens, per lb., SC to &c;
ducks. per pound, to 10c: turkeys, per
pound, lac to 15c; geese, per pound
8 to 10c.
Butter-Dairy, 20 to &c.
Lard-10c to lie.
Eggs-Fresh, 1712c.
egetables-Potatoes new 65 to zoe.
Live Stock.
Hogs-$5.25 to $625.
Sheep-Yearlings or over, $500 to
s5.75; lambs, $3.50 to S6.75.
Cattle-Steers. $3.50 to $500; cows
and heifers, 81 to $500; calves, $3.50 to
$500.
Feed and Fuel.
Grain-Corn, SIS to 60c oats. IL to
43c.
Forage-Timothy hay. old S14 to SIS
new $40 to II; prairie, old $12 to $14
new SIS to 10; clover, $40 to $12; straw
$3.50 to SIS.
WOODLAND, per load. SIS to $3.50.
Coal-Lump, bushel, 13 to lac; slack
lper bushel, to SC.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17
Dr.. A. w. ChaSe'S
kidney-Liver Pills

Mr.. s. b. Holden. No 2s41s Cass Ave,
Grand Rapids. Mich, says:-'I have for
years been subject to suggishness of the
liver and constipation, the kidneys were also
inactive and caused me a great deal of pain
across my loins. I got some OF DR.. A. W.
the inactivity ~ The organs ranidIv and
easily. would not be without them" Csc
box at all dealers Write fer free sample.
Ds. A. w. Chase Medicine Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
For Sale at Harper House Pharmacy.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17

and get
some real
Food by
fixing it
with the
Hired girl.
but it was
Il fierce
Layout
for little
Herbert.
Ii er bert
never had
a Chance
to sneak
out to the
Club and
tie | h | S
bles
and get a
lotof Sym
pathy.
Herbert
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17

the Reply.
1T is Ho-
kopokO. the
new taste
less Break
f a S t inc,
and it is
L G C o m =
lnenued by
all Dyspep-
I ic S Il n d
= h V s ical
Wrecks.
Il don't
W a n t to
G e t m Y
q i @ [ q ry
II u II C hes
from t h e
d e a [ h
hanber, I"
S n i'd Ar
t Ii u r. 81
SbpuiI nro-
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17

specie decrease, $2,35S.io0; Iegals de
crease, $469,900; deposits decrease
$17,447,300; circulation increase, SIG,
500.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17
Bank Statement.

New York, Aug. IL Reserve in
crease, $1,533,525; less U. S. increase,
$f,553,900; loans decrease, $14,2S1, 200;
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17
KIDNEY, LIVER
AND BOWELS

Sickness is next to impossible II you keep
the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels In perfect
working order with an occasional dose OF
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17

Rock Island, Aug. 17.-Following are
the wholesale quotations on the market
TODAY.
The Delta independent. [volume] (Delta, Colo.) 1886-19??, 1907-10-04
THE HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CANDLES
BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON
Author of THE MAIN CHANCE" ZELDA DAMERoN" Etc.

The sheriff was bawlina orders to
the men, who awaited rs before the
front door Bates and Larry were
not visible, but had every conf.
dence that the Irishman would reap.
pear In the fight at the earliest mo.
ment possible. Bates. too. was to be
reckoned with, and the final struggle.
II It came in the house itself might
not be so unequal, providing we now
knew the full strength of the enemy.
"Now for the sheriff-here We co."
cried Stoddard-beside me-when we
were close to the fringe OF trees that
shielded the entrance. Then off We
veered suddenly to the left. close upon
the terrace. where one of the French
windows was thrown open and Larry
and Bates stepped out, urging us on
with lusty cries.
They caught us by the, arms anf
dragged us over where III" balusir'''
was lowest, and we crowded liz" =
the door and slammed it. AS Bates
snapped the bolts Morgan's party dis
charged their combined artillery and
withdrew across the ravine toward the
lake.
The Delta independent. [volume] (Delta, Colo.) 1886-19??, 1907-10-04
md stood by my side. swinging {

and stood by my side. swinging
chair.
At that moment my eyes, sweeping
the broken outer doors. saw the face
of Pickering. He had come to see
that his orders were obeyed. and re-
member yet my satisfaction. as. hem
med in by the men he had hired to
Kill me or drive me out, ] felt,
rather than saw. the cowardly horror
depicted upon his face.
Then the trio pressed upon me. AS
I threw down my club and drew my
revolver, some one across the room
fired several shots, whose roar
through the room seemed to arrest the
fight for an instant. and then, while
Stoddard stood at my side swinging
his chair defensively. the great chan.
delier. loosened or broken by the
shots, fell with a mighty crash Of its
crystal pendants. The sheriff. leaping
away from Stoddard's chair. was
struck on the head and borne down by
the heavy glass.
Smoke from the firing foated in
clouds across the room. and there was
a moments silence save for the sheriff.
who was groaning and cursing under
the debris of the chandelier. At the
door Pickering's face appeared again
anxious and frightened. l think the
scene in the room and the slow prog
ress his men were making against us
had half.paralyzed him.
We were all getting our second wind
for renewal OF the fight. with Nor
gan in command of the enemy. Ono
or two of his men, who had gone down
early In the struggle. were now crawl
lnE back for revenge. think I must
The Delta independent. [volume] (Delta, Colo.) 1886-19??, 1907-10-04


ave ral pointed
iokering lCr "a. yaeeled like /
ash and before rsai.z .zed what ha'
iened he had dragged the executor in,
the room.
You scoundrel-you ingrate' +"
howled the servant.
The blood on his face and bare chest
and the hatred in his eyes made him a
hideous object; but in that lull Of the
storm while we waited, watching for
an advantage, ! heard, somewhere In
the wall, that same sound Of footsteps
that ] had remarked before. Larry
and Stoddard heard 1t; Bates heard it,
and his eyes fixed upon Pickering with
a glare of malicious delight.
There comes our old friend, the
ghost" yelled Larry.
IL think you are quite right. sir"
said Bates. He threw down the re-
volver he held in his hand and leaned
upon the edge OF the long table that
lay on its side, his gaze still bent on
Pickering. who stood with his over
coat buttoncd close. his derby hat on
the floor beside him, where It had
fallen as Bates hauled him into the
room.
The sound OF a measured step. Of
some one walking. OF careful foot
on a stairway, was quite distinct.
even remarked the slight stumble that
l had noticed before.
We were all so intent on those steps
In the wall that we were Off guard.
heard Bates yell warningly, and Larry
and Stoddard rushed for Pickering.
He had drawn a revolver from his
overcoat pocket and was about to fire
at me when Stoddard sent the weapon
flying through the air.
Only a moment now, gentlemen"
said Bates, an odd smile on his face.
He was looking past me toward the
right end Of the fireplace. There
seemed to be in the air feeling OF
something impending. Even Morgan
and his men, half-crouching. ready for
a rush at me. hesitated; and Pickering
glanced nervously from one to the
| other of us. 1t was the calm before
the storm; in moment we should be
at each others throats for the final
| struggle. and yet we waited. In the
=.
They were clear to all OF us now We
stood there for what seemed an eter-
nity-I suppose the time was really
not more than 30 seconds-inert. wait
] Ing, while ! felt that something must
happen; the silence. the waiting, were
intolerable. I grasped my pistol and
bent low for spring at Morgan; and
every man In the room was instantly
on the alert.
All but Bates He remained rigid
that curious smile on his blood SIN cared
face, his eyes bent toward the end of
the great fireplace back of me-
That look on his face held, arrested.
numbed me; ] followed 1t. forgot
Morgan; Il tacit truce held us all again.
stepped back till my eyes fastened
on the broad paneled chimney breast
at the right of the hearth, and IL was
there now that the sound Of footsteps
in the wall was heard again; then IL
ceased utterly, the long panel opened
slowly, creaking slightly upon it's
hinges, then down into the room
stepped Marian Devereux. She wore
the dark gown in which had seen
her last, and cloak was drawn over
her shoulders.
She laughed as her eyes swept the
room.
"Ah. gentlemen" she said shaking
her head. as she viewetl our disorder.
what wrstched housekeepers you
sre!" -
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

e. A. Dresser left this morning for
his logging camps above Troy, where
the company is loading and shipping
logs to the Lewiston mill.
w. G. Foresman and family are Wis
itors in the city today from Orofino.
c. S. Puntennay of Lookout is a
business visitor in the city today.
Carl Thompson is in the city today
from Ahsahka.
]. w. Henderson and family are In
Lewiston from Spalding.
w. A. Myers returned this morning
from a fishing trip to the Middle Fork
of the Clearwater where he had a sue
cessful days sport.
Ellis Small arrived this morning
from Orofino.
w. A. Hall of Charleston returned
this morning from Grangeville where
he has been looking after his property
interests.
w. e. Willis Of the Cash Hardware
company returned this morning from
a trip in the Clearwater country.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18


. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
w. r. Stubs has returned to Spald-
ing.
Miss Palmer has returned to Col
ton.
Miss Maud Babcock has gone to
Pullman.
]. p. McFall is in Lewiston from
Pomeroy.
A. M. Van Dyke is in the city from
North Lapwai.
Mrs. r. G. Daker Porter has return
ed to Juliaetta-
J. B. Humphrey Of Charleston has
gone to Spokane.
H. c. De Beaumont of Charleston has
gone to Spokane.
c. w. Mount and family have re-
turned from Spokane.
A. A. Conrad of Charleston left last
night for Spokane.
Miss virna Smith is visiting the
city from Lind, Wash.
Judge 8. S. Denning and son, s. X.
Denning, of Moscow, are in the city.
DR.. w. A. Borns arrived this morn
ing from Greer, where he has an office
Mrs. Dan Moore and sons have re-
| turned to their home on Tom Beafl
creek.
Mrs. r. c. Hill has returned to Spo-
kane after visit with Mrs. p. d
Miller. 3
J, T. Norton. agency supervisor OF
the Mutual Life Insurance company, IL
in Lewiston.
| J. L. Adams has returned to his
home at Occur d'Alene after visiting
friends In Asotin.
Attorney @. w. Suppinger of Ken.
drick, is in the city on business befor,
the supreme court.
/ H. J. Blake returned this mornin,
from Spokane, where he had made !;
quick business trip.
Il Mrs. d. w. Eaves and sister o
Charleston have left for a visit in tn
Occur d'Alene country
Miss Anna Clyde has severed he
connections with the Western Uniol
and accepted a position with Mis-
Kennedy.
Ezra r. whitla, a prominent attor
pey from Occur dAlene, arrived thi
morning to attend business before tn
supreme court.
Martin M. Meuli arrived today fron
Uniontown. Mr.. Meuli is here looking
after the work connected with tn
erection of his $4,000 hotel.
w. A. Hall of Charleston returned +
that city from. Grangeville this morn
ing. Mr.. Hall reports that the road
In that section of country are almos
impassible.
Judges Of the sunreme court. ]. +
Ailshie OF Grsngeville. and I. N. Sulli
van Of Haley, ACCOMPANIED by Mis-
Ola Johnesse. clerk of the court, ar
rived this morning from Boise.
Charles Brearley went to Spokan
this morning to hear Rosenthal, tn
great pianist, at the Spokane theate
tonight.
w. q. Schroeder and Miss Nelli
Schroeder left this morning for Spc
kane, where they will remain a wee
before proceeding to the coast, whe1
Mr.. Schroeder win locate.
s J. M. Molloy and Charles Carey. n
turned this morning from Boise, whel
they were, summoned to testify befoI
the federal grand jury in the invest
cation of the land fraud cases.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

Scott Joy, who liver near Lenore, Is
at the hospital with well defined
case Of blood poisoning. He ran nail
into his foot.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

in the Snake river, and reported to
have been the body of Philip ]. Ham
mond, was the carcass of an animal.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

Charles Francis Adams Of Boston.
who is interested in the lewiston
Charleston irrigation projects, is the
guest of e. HI. Libby at Charleston. Mr.
Adams, who was former president of
the Union Pacific road, will remain in
this vicinity about two weeks.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

. PraS hot lunch az enc IM. .
. SERIAL BAR, 2s2 Main q ne. >
= suIts sA oil sporting events daily >
. BY special WIRE. .
- Rree Antsrtalnmsnt svsrY eve. =
. ming. l-4s .
. % . 80 . . 30 . . . . . .
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

For good photos go to the Ram
brandt Studio. Eighth and Main.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18
silver Watch Lost.

Lost oxydized silver watch with
gold hands, between Fifth street and
High school. Finder please leave at
Teller Office,
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18
LOCAL BRIEFS.

traction at the Temple theater this
evening.
Mr. Rathbone, aged SO, said to be
the oldest man in the state died yes
terday near Lawyers Canyon.
]. F. Lanthurst has been placed in
the custody of the county authorities
and a commission may be appointed
to examine as to his mental capabili-
ties. He is the man whose friends at
Eugene, Ore, are SO anxious about
The steamer Lewiston, on her Sat
urday trip up the Snake river, was
unable to go any further than Fishers
bar, two miles this side of Grande
Ronde, where its freight was unload
ed.
Century Printing Co. Phone Black
COT. Basement Lewiston Natl. Bank.
The funeral of Thomas Benjamin
Frost, son of Mr.. and Mrs. E. S. Frost.
who died yesterday, took place this
morning. The child was six months
old.
| The state supreme court met this
morning. The session is not expected
to be long as there are not many cases
on the docket.
There will be a meeting of the city
council this evening.
Century Printing 60. Phone Black
001. Basement Lewiston Natl. Bank.
Almost every incoming train brings
attorneys from different parts of the
state who have cases before the state
supreme court.
? / s '''A''7t-s1- - -a.--zs
re hs.~f
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

An investigation revealed the fac
that the object seen Saturday fioatin
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

II. N. Black, Architect, Rooms 4 and
Bee Hive block.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

Almost every incoming train brings
attorneys from different parts of the
state who have cases before the state
supreme court.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

Century Printing 60. Phone Black
e01. Basement Lewiston Natl. Bank.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

Miss Florence Gale will be the at
traction at the Temple theater this
evening.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-03-18

Mr.. Rathbone, aged 90, said to be
the oldest man in the state, died yes
terday near Lawyers Canyon.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20
The Dandy Dixie Minstrel,

The Dandy Dixie Minstrels appe.,.a
at the opera house Tuesday nigh, N :
fair'sized audiener, aud those who :.
tended were not disappointed.
Tni4 aggregation il one OF tbs h..
roiored troupe- that ever y;.,,-s
Gainesville, the vocal rolo work -
especially good. All expressed the
selves rs being we'll pleased with "a.
show throughout IL was clean ga
up.to-date.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20
THE SMITH SHOWS
OPENED Up WELL
Second Day Found Everything
Running Smoothly ALI Along.

THE SHOW IS A CLEAN ONE
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20

Al Attractions Are First-Ciass, Clean
and Moral. aud the Great Crowds
Were Delighted With Everything
They Saw Will Remain for Week.
Tuesday Was the second day OF the
Gainesville street carnival and IL was q
success from every standpoint. A
better and cleaner list OF attractions
WAS never brought 20 this city than
the Smith Greater shows which are
spending the week here, and the result
10 universal satisfaction. Tuesday
Vas great day for the business men
On charge OF the show, for the chow
people and the public in general.
There was q large crowd OF orderly
people up town lsst night and all Of
the shows we're we'll patronized. The
manager Of every show guarantees TO
please the people who buy tickets and
u after the exhibition 10 over anyone
10 dissatisfied he may 60 20 the ticket
seller and his admission money will
be returned.
The pay shows are without exeep-
ton good. and every one 10 worth the
small admission charged. The wild
animal show 10 drasing large crosds
and outside the animal exhibits there
10 one act that eclipses ali oth-rs when
Captain Recordo, the animal trainer.
enters the cage OF "sstan," the un.
tamsbls lion. The eolored aristOcracy
show given by down South" negroes
10 one OF the crowd-dswinR s,,rac.
tions. But the most beautiful. most
marvellous and best exhibition To be
seen ia the "Zora" show.
Among the pay attractions are the
following: The Trained Wild Animal
Show, Mysterious fora, Beautiful
Glorisns, Colored Arlstocrscy, Elec-
trie Theater. Mammoth Ferris Wheel,
and Smiths $4,000 Prize Caroussl.
The county people and people from
neighborinR cities aud towns are espe-
eially invited to come TO toSn this
week and have 4 good time. The bust
ness men are confident that there are
entertAinments'here that will plesse
all aud they will endeavor To make all
visitors feel welcome and will do all
they can To make them have a good
time. Everybody sho can should
come to town during the week and
unite in having n jolly good time.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20
THE NEWS FROM ARCHER.
A Business change-wedding Ami.
versary-Othsr Notes Of Interest.

Versary-Othsr Notes Of Interest.
Archer, Feb. 10 "A d. Chamhlin has
purchased the drug business OF DR.. w.
G. Andruss ut this place. The Doctor
will make his home part OF the time
with his daughter, Mrs. Levi Hester,
at Wiliston.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joel Tucker are visit
ing Mrs. fuckers parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. @. W. Bsuknight.
Mis-. Mary Cenow,th, q charming
young lady OF Indianapolis, Ind, 10
visiting her friend and former school,
mate, Miss Leila Bsuknight.
Mrs s. G. DePass. who has been
North for the past year, is again with
her son, Dr.. DePsss.
Geo. NJ. Hishsmith, clerk for @. W.
Bauknight, 10 on the sick list and has
gone home.
Marion smith and wife celebrated
their fortieth marriage anniversary this
week, and had for guests w. A. Wood,
T. h. Pearson, W. G. Andruss. This
trio having been born IN the same
year ~ Mr.. Smith-lS35-the young
old folk" had u very pleasant time.
Miss Pauline Curl has gone to Tai.
lahassee, where she will enter the
Womsn's College.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20
To Augusta, Ga.

Daily Pullman buffet sleeping car
leaves Jacksonville, Fla. At S :O5 q. IN q,
via Atlantic Coast Line aud arrives
Augusta the next morning At Z 40 II. IN
For Pullman reservations zee the
Atlantic Coast Line SCENTS or write
10 Frank Z. Boylston, Distinct Passen.
ger Agent, Atlantic Coast Line. Jack.
sonville, Fla.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20

Special Announcement Regarding the
National Pure Food and Drug Law.
We are pleased TO announce that Foo
ley's HoHey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles 10 not affected by
the National Pure Food and Drug law
as il contains no opIates or other harm
fui drugs. and We recon- mend il as q
safe remedy for children and aduits
'. w. McCollum q Co.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20
Back from Camp Hunt

DR.. L. Lsrtigue aud Dr.. Wilbur
sitter have returned from Cedar k,
and vicinity. where they have been -.
she past few days. They report pl.s'
~ Of luck aud maby startling sto,,.,
Of adventures with "big fish and VIVA
animals" which We cannot publish An
account Of space. Either OF the A.
tingoished doctors. however, will has.
no hesitancy in relating them.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-02-20
Where Her Father Was.

The daughter of the house had just
returned from boarding school. Her
finishing branches had made her liz.
tie sensitive
els your father ont In the wood shed
splitting woodT' the caller asked her.
NO" replied tile naughty girl; pa
pa Is NJ tue town meeting splitting In
finitiyes. "-Clevcland Plain Dealer.