The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-07-02
DRIF TWOoD
Now for the headache and noise ol the Glorious Fourth.
nx pTEEE N. ARMaTHa0Ma.

Now for the headache and noise os the Glorious Fourth. 7 Polly wants fire craeker. Ths sOp Of the morning tQ you dov. MT. Bryan is Informing an otherwtse unelfKh4ened public what e QemQcrat is Between The New York World and Mr. Bryan We ought soon to know.
 
 TifsNsum of se.sOo was paid for a rare coin by a numisnafist the other day; when these fellows go out after 2 coin they don't care where they Herr YOelg Wpelftng, who was forni- erly. Arch Duke issopold of Austria and who gehounced his hon0fs in order to trian iii. actress, has been granted a di- vorce. The divorce was granted be- cause the woman Joined the Ascona An ch0fltes, whose rules demanded her to become a vegertarian, and chase around part os the time without any clothes on taking sun baths. Ills Nibe wouldn't stand for t.
 John D. Rockefeller is again hiding from the laW. Well. why shouldn't he have gnards to keep off the officers. he's the richest man in the world. Meanwhile the nice old gentleman keeps up with his Sunday School text. A womaa newspaper writer in New York says that she thinks burning thoughts every morning after a break fast of few prunes and h p1eca Of stale bread. We believe we could think the same on that Kind of . breakfast, thoughts so .shurning,' In fact. that they would scoreh' the carpet and wall pa per.
 The AEeeefng. They met beside the summer seq In the moonlight on the sand. s She recognized hi Euas the one Who'd asked her heart and hand He recognized her as the girl He'd madly vowed to wed. He looked away toward the sea, She simply hung her head. No screams of anguish pierced the And neither. Asart semsd like to In fact they selt like saying eshAke... tAnd they lived happily ever after
 wards.l
 TAe Infant TsrEfbls
 Ss .S;ll ss:sa sS 'Gas, sssyAeaaa. ever .A... cat-boatsg'
 Strangers Now. I'm shankinK os having my veice You ought to dear..its wild enough"
 or Course.
 bos sT tsiSsiia se is Ssrs Ss slRs as plsnss sinsie gisla%
 Envx. walter wellman in his airahip Journeying toward the pole Tn this heated month of July Where the artic pillows roll Heys the man we really envy m that cooling atmosphere We can't Dc him but nAckla Buys glass of ice~cold beer,
 AdvertIser shots. When you 20 nome today chuck your. wife nnder the. chin Hut that would immediately arouse her su5picion-- guess you'd better not,
 The man who never kicks win bear watching. roo much living beyond ous's income hns a tendency 10 cause one to live. where meals are free.
 It just takes the Ice man to hand you q cola deal
 If voI SOW seeds of kindness you need never worry about the weather com ditions spoiiing the erop
 Oh. yes. a woman may be a cat and then wear rat in her haiF
 The CsII. I want to go back to where the bees
 are zooning-- Where the mother sits ther in the door,
 way Q crooing To the wee little one euddled up on Sleeping so peacefully safe from all Where the song birds are singing. 90
 sweet from the trees Oh sure now me hearts throbing wild
 days like these. Sure now I'm catching the odor so sweet
 Of the pInks that are blooming up there at her feet. The Jersies are lowing down there by
 the gate
 Where the katydids sing when the days growing late. And colleen is waiting there some-
 where ! know With her hair all tangle, her cheeks
 all agiow
 So you don't blame me do you to want To the wee cottnge home OCT the long backward traelEl