davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
lie gislnsIve Psuaceas.

A matter of fact news Item from the
proceedings Of Congress says:
"Washington, Jan. 1S.-Representa-
tive DeArmond of Mississippi intro
duced a bill to empower the presiden
to retire any Judge Of the United States
when he thinks such retirement would
promote the public welfare. The bill
gives the President power, by and
with the consent Of the Senate, to ill
the vacancy thus created.
Mr. DeArmond, in discussing his
| bill declared that its provisions would
extend to the Supreme Court He be-
lieves that public sentiment would
prevent any abuse of the retiring pow
! er."
Well, in the language Of the turf,
"that is going some"
DeArmond is real congressman
from Missouri.
1t is said that Missouri legislator
was once walking down street In
Jefferson City and suddenly came into
a rear-end collision with honey bee.
He was so exasperated at the audacity
of the little bee in attacking his person
without provocation, that he rushed
to the legislative hall ana added
special prohibition to the statutes
which made it "a misdemeanor to keep
honey bees within two hundred yards
Of public highway, and it is said
that statute is still in effect.
What will not be attempted through
next?
There seems to be q growing belief
that for every defect in political, social
and economic conditions, there is
legislative panacea.
But, alas, the efficacy of legislation
is vastly over-rated. 1t can do little
more than regulate conduct in limited |
areas. 1t only diverts attention from
the true ana natura! agencies of i'm |
prevement, virtue and intelligence.
EVERY statute book Is a charnel !
house of acts intended TO accomplish |
results of which they failed. Every |
Legislature busles itself making laws !
for something for which former legis-
latures made unsuccessful laws.
"We are what we are as result Of |
slow and silent progress working !
the ages. Results never come
in hapha2ard way, but from a pro- I
cess of education, discovery ana re- /
fection. They come Id conformity Win
natural law Tao 1863 which seeks
quick results is Bound 10 be futile."-
West Virginia B4r.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
Police Census
- - - - - =
n. Harvours

Under order of the city council the
police have for the past several weeks
been taxing census ofthe town and
though it was poorly done the popula-
ton numbers up to 5000. This is the
mum Der of people living within the
corporate limits Of the town only and
does net comprise the large number
Of people living on the boom or in
Frankenbsrrytown. Adding in these
two suburban settlements which really
are parts Of the town, though not withir
the cooperation, the population would
sum up about 1900. Verify the Ole
town does grow.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
CAUTION.

limitations have been placed upon
the market so closely resembling All
cocks Plasters in general appearance
as to be well calculated to deceive, 1t
is, however, in general appearance only
that they compare with Allcocks, for
they are not only lacking in the best
elements which have made Allcocbs
SO efficient, but are often harmful in
their effects. Remember that AllcocEi
are he original and only genuine por
Gus plasters the best external remedy
known and when purchasing pastes
the only safe way is to always insist
upon having A.lcock's.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
UncIafrn ed Letters

Following is list Of unclaimed let
tiers remaining in the posIofiiee, Mar
tinsbur 6 w. Va, Feb. 18th, 1907.
William Athey, Seston Adams,
Marx Baker, t. IL. Berkey. M. w.
Bett, Ernest Burns, Fannie Burns,
Harry Cochran, W. Deubel, Mrs.
Emma Hess, Harrison Helton, Mrs.
Louise Hills, Lille King, J. G. Lang,
e. w. Light, Charles Parker, James
d. Ponton, J P. Ridgeway, Stigers
Schroeder, Adelaide Stehley
Foreign
Nels Benson, F. Fl. Billinger, Geo,
n. Harvours.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
Progress of Dentistry

From the London Globe
Dentistry or anything concerned
with exit action of the human tooth,
has always been regarded as a theme
for grimor farci4l humer. Not so
many years age dentists the world over
were a class "subdued to that they
worked inn Their business was de-
struction and extraction and the bene-
flcient science of constructive and pre-
servatiye dentistry was left in the
hands of few pioneers. To the vast re-
lief of humanity at large, the dentist
and his profession have now been rails
ed to the level of Aesculapius and his
art, consummation celebrated Oh Sat-
urday by a Jubilee dinner of the Odon-
tologicaI Society. The society has been
asked to become an integral part Of the
Academy of Medicine, and the offer
was taken by the president, Nj. Lloyd
Williams, as a high honor. 1t was a
very proper suggestion, but is in no
sense an act of condensation. Dem
tistry, indeed, has advanced proper
tionately more rapidly than medicine,
and even perhaps more than surgery
and doctors are just beginning to under
stand how large part teeth play in
the general health of the community.
The Japanese have attributed large
share in their wonderful bill of health
during the war to the lnsistence on the
care of the teeth. On the other hand,
lamentably large proportion of re-
uits in England have to be rejected
on the score of bad teeth; and our new
medical inspectors have recently given
some wholly remarkable evidence on
the hygienic results of tooth brush
driII'' ia charity schools. Responding
to the reputation of his science, the dem
fist has become dignified and most
useful professor of surgery. In no
other branch of surgery is the level OF
skill SO high; and to this pitch he has
developed in few years from a prede,
cessor oil lower ambitions and attain
ments than any Bob Sawyer of the
Dickens period.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

The STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA,
rules held in the Clerks office of the Circuit Court
the 4th day OF February, Ioo7
Joseph H Shafer, plaintiff
! Whann Nc Sherry
Rose l.. Shafer and Others defendants,
he object OF the above suit is to have partition
made of the re- estate set up and described in the
plaintiffs bill OF complaint, il the bs s;scep-
iibie OF partition in kind having regard to the in
OF the parties entitled said Land; and il
susceptible of paitition, then to have said real
e,tate sold and the proceeds divided among the
parties thereto entitled ana it appearing on uidav
filed in this suit, that the said deenda IS Eliza
beth Davis, Abbie Dittmaa, q. w. Dit,nan, Jennie,
Shaffer, Gee. Shaie- Mary kumbaugh, Gee RAm-
baugh, Rosa Daniels, Rebecca Daniels Jos Daniels
Enlna Mckay, George cKay and Ernest w ison
are non readent- ct this State, they hereb,
CURED appear at the said CLERKS office within
one month from the 9Th day OF February 1897 (the
date of the first publication hereof and do hat is
necessary protect their interests in this matter
l.. u. w. Gerhardt,
Clerk
A. b. Non
Atty for rlf.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
Where EeIs Come From.

The ublic just learns 1t does not
know where cells are bred, but it seems
the problem long has puzzled biologisti
Danith marine investigators have com.
pleted researches proving that so far as
the European eel population is con-
cerned the creatures spawn at depth
of $50 fathoms In the Atlantic Ocean,
contiguous to the British Isles and
southwest Of Europe.
From innumerable eggs there appear
tiny larvae called leptocephali, which
are transparent, jelly-like, and fiat,
having something Of the contour OF a
tail-less herring. 1t is not known how
long the eggs take to develop the lep-
tecophali, but the latter occupy six
months in transition to the familiar
elvers, which are about two inches
long.
The civ ers then migrate IN countless
swarms to the shores of Western Eu
rope, travelling in columns sometimes
several yards wide and miles long.
Nothing stops their progress. Ii they
encounter ship they separate to
the right and the left and rejoin in
the vessels wake.
They invade every river and water
way along the coasts, ascending stead
lily landward. They even ascend small
falls, penetrate streams, and wriggie
over swamp grounds into ponds and
bitches.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
Agency
PANAMA cANAL-ERIE CANAL,


Machinery is digging the Panama
Canal g thousand times quicker ihan
TIE shovel dug the Erie.
Machinery produces the J., NJ
PAINT Nt50 times less cost for a0oi'
than # made by hand.
The L. & NJ. gives the best JOIN in tH
world, because l.. & NJ. Zinc haieA'
L. & NJ. White Lead and makes b. q
Nj. Paint wear like iron for 10 Iol'
years.
1t only requires 4 gallons Of this ca
ebrated paint and3 gallons Of Llnseel
Oil at 20 cts per gallon, to painI~ iDo4'
crate sized house.
If any defect exists in L. q NJ RAM
will repaint house for nothing
Sold by II. L. Doll & Co., Martins
burg.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
AdmiaistrafrIx Noti ce,

The undersi gned having qualified
executrix of the estate of DR.. Edward
L, Strobe, deceased, hereby gives no.
tiee to all indebted to said estate to
come forward and settle at once and
those having claims against the said es-
tate will present the same at once with
proper authorization for settlement.
Mrs. Ella Strobe,
Hats. Fxecuirix.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01

Squire Felker has gotten to be reg
ular match maker and his court, tenn
pie of justice, has become matrimonial
bureau. He had Bud Fairfax and Vir-
gle Jackson hitched up for life in short
order right in his court. 1.-The bride and
groom were clients of Mr.. w F.
Thomas who wisely advised mar
rage.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
Fire

Ryneal Chemical Co. was called osI
on Friday night last about midnight
The fire was at The fist big crusher Al
the Standard Lime and Stone Com
pany just south of town. The fire was
finally extinguished after a loss Of sew
eral hundred dollars worth of property
The loss was covered by the AleXanda
Agency.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01

For SALE. A nice small farm Of AZ
acres, with fine Q room house In thu
most beautiful location about Martina
burg, half mile from the corporation
line, good barn and all necessary out
buildings, large cistern and a never
falling well. Price and terms made
known On application. PorterAeld and
Boyer.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

THE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA
AT rules held in the clerks ofice of the Circu
Court Of Berkeley Cour y the 18th day ef February,
1907
Amelia V. L. Docheney
VIM. NJ. Docheney
The object OF the above suit is t. obtain cecrse
for divorce and II appearing affidavit filed in this
suit, that the said defendant nonresident this
State. he is hereby required appear at the said
Clerks on ce, within month ION the 9Th day
OF Feb. 1907 the iate Of the first publication there
eand do what is.neeessary to protect his interest,"
in this matter
l. D. W. Gerhardt,
CLERK
A. &. Non
Atty. fer PA
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
FIDUCIARY NOTICE

Martinsbuig, W. Va, Feb 1897
The following accounts are before the usdersign-
ed commissioner Of scceusfs fer settlement
c. A. Young and \. Poole. Executors of J. ).
Irammell, deceased.
D. $. Griffith sIssutsr of j. II. Weidran, do
ceased
A. Z, NadenbsHsch
Com Of Accounts
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
PUBLIC SALE
OF. Valuable
Personal Property

Having re nted nv 'dwellirg-house In Cerards-
tewn, W. Va. 1 have TO dispose Of the furniture
therein contained to make rson fer the new &C.
cupants l will therefore s6er at public sale on
Saturday, March 10 1907
beginning at 10 a, the following property to-wt
the premises, the following articles of desirable
Household & Kitchen Furniture
consisting in part Of black mohair parler sets, .
bed room sets, single bedsteds, white enamelel
bedstead
Old Style Mahogany Furniture
Large ole style mahogany sofa, large mahogany
rocking chair, these are handsome articles; ma
hogany bureau, walnut bureau and desk, quarteIed
oak polished extension table, Psii Of solid walnut
tables, cen be used seperately,or together; falling
leaf walnut table, large walnut rocking chair. q
brussels couches, set old style cane seat parlor
Oak' double bea ting csai stove, ten plate steve,
several coal oil stoves, number OF fancy stands,
new and old styles rocking chairs, odd CHAIRS and
many ether articles, Of ald ornamental toe
20 mention.
This furniture is of good quality, and in first class
condition without break or stain spon It,
Terms
A credit of s msnths will be given on all sums Of
Sic and upwards purchaser giving negotiable note
pay BILE mt Merchants and Farmers ank in Mar.
tinsuurg it'll intelest from date. Under Sic cash
n property to be removed Ill settled for
JAS. B. MORGAN
Dodd Hoffman, Auct'
A. Nj. Gi aham, Clerk
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
AUCTIONEERING

The undersigned wishes to an
nounce TO the people Of Berkeley
County and the public in general
that he is a regular licensed auc-
uioneer and offers his services to
any who may wish to make pub
bic auction. Have had experience
and will guarantee satisfaction
Will work on percentage, or will
imp the job.
II. NJ. COLE,
h. r. No. 10,
Falling Waters, w. Va,
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01

Joseph II. Shafier, plaintiff
Geo NJ Bowers,
Rose l. Shafer and others, defendants.
The object Of the above suit is TO have partition
made o. The real estate up and described in the
Plaintiffs bill OF complaint II the same be suscePt
bic OF partition In kind, having regad TO the in
tests OF the parties entitled said land; and if
enot susceptible OF partition, then have said real
estate sold and the proceeds divided among the
parties thereto entitled and it appearing afidav
it Med in this suit tuat the said defendants Elza-
beth Davis, Ahbie ittmsu, G W Ditiman, Jennie
Shafer, George ShaHeT, Mary Rumbaugh, Gso. Rum
baugh, Rosa Daniels, ResecOa Daniels Jos Daniels
Emma Mckay Gee. Mckay -nd Ernest Wilson are
residents OF this State they hereby required
api the said Clerks office, within one month
the sth day OF February 1907, (he date of the
first publication hereof) and do what is necessary
protect their interestin his matter,
L. ID. w. Gerhsrdt
Clerk
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
ORDER OF PUBLICATION
A. b. Noll
Atty for rlf.

TIE STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA
At Jules held in the Clerks Office of the Circuit
Court Of Berkeley County, the 4th cay of Feb.
1907
Joseph II. Shafier plaintiff
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01

-E1l-s " TWO EEESTNLTSDR
produces fine results I'm 80 days. 1t acts
powerfully and quickly. Cures when others fail.
Young men can regain their lost manhood and
old men may recover their youthful vigor by
using EREGVsVO. 1t quickly and quietly re-
moves Nervousness, Lost Vitality. Sexual
Weakness such as Lost Power, Failing Memory
Wasting Diseases, and effects of self-abuSe or
excess and indiscretion, which units one for
Study, business or marriage. 1t not only cures
by starting at the seat of disease but is great
nerve tonic and blood builder. bringing
back the pink glow to pale cheeks and re-
storing the fire of youth. 1t wards of ap-
proaching disease. Insist on having EEEyEVO.
can be carried in vest rocket BY
Z per package, or six for $500. We
g. vice and counsel to all who wish it,
We 'pree. Circulars free. Address
RS} i1.5E CO., Marine Bldg, Chicago, III.
/ by G. O. Wearing & Co
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
is Head of Hogs.
FarmingI implements

Tv, %, which eie brood sows and will have pigs by
Mn h 81 ba.ance a4e young and VIII weish from
IN .,a L. It's each.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01

A. B. Nsll -
Atty for Pin.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-03-01
Public Sale
OF VALUABLE
Personal Property
10 Head of Cattle

,,;t,b COWS. ? with calves by their side, hefers.
b Ia ce thrifty young cattle and years CID
IS Head of Sheep
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
HUMoR OF THE HOUR
M Thsuahtful LandIard.


A New Yorker whose business fre-
quentiy takes him through the south
tells OF an amusing experience In q
country hotel In one Of the Carollnas.
The New Yorker soon learned that
the landlord OF this establishment laid
It down as one OF his principles Of &C
ton to give his patrons a little more
than they asked for-to be extra &C
eommodating," az he termed IT.
The New Yorker had left q call for
9 In the morning. 30 that he might take
an early train north, and he went to
sleep In the calm assurance that he
would be aroused at the proper hour.
Il seemed hardly to have fallen into
q sound slumber," says he, when !
heard a terrific pounding at my door.
sprang up. wide awake.
What's the matterr called out.
"sFour O'Clock! Four o'clock! came
the landlords voice from the other
side Of the door. Two more hours to
sleep?"-Harper's Weekly.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
Humor
At THE MINSTREL SHOW.

Why Mr.. Tambe's Face Wore q Panied
Expression.
InteriOcutor-It seems to me, Mr..
Tambo, that your face has rather a
panied expression on 1t this evening.
Mr.. Tambo-It's no wondah, sab, see
I'm / has two black eyes an a numbah
OBJ odder confushuns on IT.
Interlocutor-A number of contII-
sions, suppose you mean, Mr.. Tambol
Well, Wen have to look into this mat
ter. Has any member Of this company
struck your
Mr.. Tambo-Yes, sab.
Interlocutor-You surprise me. ]
don't suppose there is any use asking
you the name Of your assailant?
Mr.. Tambo-No, sab; has too much
honah To- dat. / dun tole Mistah
Bones arter he knocked me down dat ]
wouldn' tell on him.
Interlocutor-Ah, then it's Mr.. Bones
who has dIsfgured you, eh? Mr..
Bones, what have you to say to this
charge?
Mr.. Bones (excitedlyl-D-d-d-d-d-d-d.
d-d-dat gen'man, sab. d-d-d-d-d-dun con.
suited me.
Interlocutor-I suppose you mean he
1nsulted you?
Mr.. Bones - Yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh.
yuh-yes, sab. He dun make me so
muh-muh-muh-muh dat
wuz black in de face. Duh-duh-duh-
4duh-duh- deed wuZ, sab.
Interlocutor-Well, / want an expla-
nation from one OF you.
Mr.. Bones-Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-
Interlocutor Qnterrupting) As we
haven't all night to settle this thing
Wen let Mr.. Tambo do the talking
Go on, Mr.. Tambo, and tell your story
Mr.. Tambo-Well, sab, at rehearsal
dis mawnin' dat gen'man who slides
when he talks kept singin' an hummin
an a-bodderin' me laik a skeeter on q
wet day. dun tole him ter hush his
gran opera seberal times, but he KEEP
right on, sab, wild dat singin'. He said
things KEEP runnin' froO his haid an he
dun couddn' help it
Interlocutor-Well,a and what did you
say then7
Mr.. Tambo-I only said, sab, dat Il
such wuz de case he Orter use a finC
comb, an den de mex ting knowed Q
black objec' bumped inter nah face
an made 1t full OBJ confushuns.
InterIocutOr-Well, I'm certainly sur
priSed that Mr.. Bones should act SC
ungentlemanly. However, we will for
give him If he'll sing US that new song
hit Of his entitled please Lose Dis
Coon In a Watamelyon Patch."-A. B
Lewis in Judge.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12

10 sos ssIs a. sAs teHs~sns n--u
SeanAs:
J. W. Hagan. cigars. tobacco and
news stand. 4I1s State St
H. Malone. cigars. tobacco ami
news stand. rs. SOth street
L. L Jones barber shop and nsvs
stand. Ssl1 STATE -
A p. Tsrvaloa. ia ". Slss slrsaa
Cigar Store and News sand
Ma Nellie PhelpA. CasArS RSektoaa
and NsHs Sand. IN W. Slst sizSsG
Z. n HAI1S Co., 0lF0 -
LAnnAry SAeA "a IA -
W. g. Oh. "a nlrty-arst street.
cigars. tobacco ana asWs stAnA
J. r. Pstsrs Cgars. TO6AeeO "a
News Stand. 80 = ma sarssA
Ma A. \ Baksr. Sotloas 81 Nsss
Stand. IA. sstA stFesG
W. P. johnson. N0sloa SeurO aaA
News sEAna tJel STATE -
rerzr WI1llanf sAAx1ag HarlR
ana Nses slanA 30 Arnsne GSA
\ naVa4 elUEA soAassA ~ go
asslisaMy. SSss olsAs e.
c c MelalA elSarA SOAacco and
nsNs sad sDo6 StaAe ssrseA
Ma J, ". Bailey ne ", Slnk g.
cisarS sohanro and neNs sland
Ma EAtAsElne n HlnAse 0garA
teAaseS M Aneg greesEsss 90 nsus
Sand SO Ar1enr asA
~ A 1sAnsoa. nsus s.anA elgara
ana t1oAcoo. s11A skale elResE
IA h1ugnef lsssa -. - -,
aolgn g. DslzoA Ma
Ths Standard NsNa @ IA ~ eSr4
=. NV yWG CO. MI
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
Not . Hit As an Improviser.

did you ever hear anybody impro-
wiser he asked.
NO" said she, and he sat down to
the piano and imprOyised for about an
hour and a half. At the end of that
time he turned around, his face full of
expression, and said to her:
What do you think of itT'
"LovelyY she exclaimed 'Beauti-
full never heard anything like itT'
But this is what she said to the hall
boy when he was gone:
IF that long, lank lunatic who i'm
provises asks for me again you tell
him / am out-"-New York Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
Eutura haunaksenina.

Henry-I don't know, dearest, what
we are going to do after our marriage.
There isn't house or cottage for rent
In all the town, and you know how dis
agreeable fats are.
Ethel-But, sweetheart, couldn't you
rent a hammockf-Woman's Home
Companion.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
A Strenuous Hint.

II was growing very late. but the
young man in the parlor scene showed
no signs Of making q home run.
You evidently have a very vivid
imagination, Mr.. Borem," said the dear
girl as she made an unsuccessful at
tempt to strange a yawn.
"Why do you think so?" queried the
unsuspecting Borem.
Il thought perhaps you imagined
yourself in the arctic regions. where
the nights are six months long, she
explained
And thirty seconds later he had fad.
ed into the plumpsome gloom.-Chica-
60 News.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
The Whole Thing.

Its called flowing cup you sayi
My, what a big cup 1t is! What's II
forY'.
"For rum punch and things like
that"
But why is 1t called loving cup"
Because it's for people loving rum
punch and things like that"-Catholic
Standard and Times.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
A MetsoroIoaieaI MirtaI...

She-YO1 told me when re were
married should be absolute queen o.
your heart and home.
He-Yes, but when / promised yO1
should reign I didn't expect that 700
would storm.-Baltimore American
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
Suspicious.

THAT girl" said the country post
mistress. lis carryin' on a secret CORE
spondence with some young Teller"
How do you known asked the store
keeper.
"She never uses postal cards any
more."-Philadelph Press.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
A ssvina Grace.

Fsorence-I can't understand Why
Ethel married Mr. Gunson- He n old
enough to be her father.
LAwrsnce-Yes, but he b rieh enough
% b her husband.-Judge.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
Too Busy.

Il suppose you visited all the points
Of interest while you were abroad, "
said one young woman.
NO." answered the other; I'VE were
% busy addressing post cards to our
friends that we hadn't time to do much
sightseeing. "-Washingto Star.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12

there may" he said. "be eloQuenee
a kiss"
yea" she replied. @How silent you
are this evenlneF' Chicago Record
HaEald.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-10-12
Cannot AarA

Say, Hugo, don't you set punlshed
at home when you're naushtyr
'Nope. Papa and mamma are both
lawyers, and they can't agree On the
punIshment"-FIiegends Batter.