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The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-12-18
MONEY TO LOAN.

MONEY LOANED SALARIED PEOPLE
and others without security; easy payments;
Offices in CO principal cities. Save yourself
money in getting my terms first. d. H. Toll
MAN Room SIP. 2s Washington ST. cor.
Market.
MONEY loaned on diamonds. watches and
{ iewelry at the rate OF 2 per cent. per month;
unredeened diamonds, watches and Jewelry
for sale HILL KRIMKE LOAN OFFICE
% Academy st.
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BUSINESS PERSONALS.

MASON w-ORK-Smoky chimneys with poor
draft guaranteed to draw. We rebuild chin.
neys. All Kinds of mason work given prompt
attention by our reliable firm. A. HARRIS q
co, 352 South Tenth st. L. D. tel. 35S2-L-
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN-1 wish. to
announce 20 old friends that my new place
Of business is at 17s and 1I5 Halsey St. near
Market. GEO. +.
REFoRn ordering clothes see LEVY, the
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REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.

REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE.
FACTORY SPECIALIST.
RENTS COLLECTED.
HOMES and PROMPT returns guaranteed.
SAMUEL r. CAIRNS. 44 BROAD ST.
Insurance at lowest rates.
WE do a general rea' estate business: we So
licit YOU trade and guarantee satisfa ction.
F. F. MAYO e. CO, 7sS Broad ST., cor. Market.
LFoR sALE-Lot sOx1Oo; tt5 South st. A. P.
coNDIr, Prudential. room e37.
real ESTATE bought. sold and exchanged.
BEYER 1175 Broad. cor. Aston.
LOUIS scHLEs1NGnR. Union Building. elm
ton St, at Broad.
p L BRYCE.
Insurance. Real Estate. Loans. $50 Broad st.
Ont of Town.
BELMAR, y. New fl-room cottage. choice
location Lake and ocean view. All i'm
provementa. Bargain for quick customer.
v - NM VI 1idlhtl ST. VI boA lfAs &c
mar. n. J.
TO LET FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES.
Lofts.
LOFTS WITH POWER AND STEAM HEAT.
IS LAWRENCE ST. WASHINGTON
WILSON.
DWELLING HOUSES TO LET.
TO LET-ore-family house, 6 rooms and bath,
latest modern improvements. steam heat.
South Ninth st, near South Orange av. In
quire cHAS. ". COMPTON,, 29 South
Seventh st.
FLATS AND ROOMS TO LET.
CLIFTON Av.. 125-Four rooms, all improve
ments.
/ ~FLAT-ssven rooms and bath, Monmouth St,
near Clinton av. Apply ]. H sHAFER. eli
Franklin ST.
FURNISHED ROOMS TO LET.
PLANE ST, 4ss-First floor, nicely furnished
rooms. improvements, board optional.
THE HOTEL KENs1NGToN,
East Park and Mulberry sts., after extensive
under new management; rooms let single and
en- suite. with and without board: rates mod
crate.
| WASHINGTON ST. Sis-Nice single, also
double room for gentleman; terms reasonable;
all conveniences.
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When the nrst ring at the door bell IL not
answered, don't con slude that the. folks are
not al home. This applies TO advertising.
Ring again.-Britlsh Printer
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PROFESSIONAL ARD


FRAENTzEL & RICHARDS, Patent law.
ATFrraFHi1sI and foreign patents. trademarks
and copyright and mechanical engineering.
Iavernooi and london and Globe Building,
corner Broad and Mechanic SITS, rooms so1-6o2.
Phone 1885,.
DRAKE &, CO, Globe Building. 800 Broad ST.,
room 500. solicitors of patents and experts In
all matters relating to inventions. Oldest and
largest in the State. Established in 1866. Free
advice as to patentabiiity. Telephone 29i6.
RUSSELL M. EVERETT. Tel. 43Ss-R.
PATENT w AND SOLICITOR.
7ss BROAD ST. COR. MARKET.
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WAGONS FOR SALE.
WAGONS
STOLEN.

R and rig; gray mare, 6 years old; about
1,15o pounds; blocky build: rubber-tired Con-
cord tep buggy; gray plaid blanket; s25 re-
ward for return Of same and conviction OF eul-
prt. Joseph REGAIN, s43 Halsey st.
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COMING EVENTS.
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

WILL SELL all or part OF the best paying
automobile supply and garage enterprise in
the State; net earnings So, 436. "a per annum on
capital Of $12, 900. Address P. o. Box 96. South
Orange, N. >.
HOUSEHOLD GOODS Of any kind, contents
Of stores, flats and merchandise Of every de-
~acription, bought for cash; quick and confden-
tial. VAN POZNAK, ~ South Orange av..
phone 2071, Newark.
SAW MILL FOR ~SALE-Perfect order; port
able: reasonable price. LESLIE MORRIS,
II Lawnwood, Newton, n. j.
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SITUATIONS wANTED-MALE.


POSITION as Junior drug clerk: 10 years ex-
perience; city or country. Address cLERK,
Box 50. Star Office.
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LOST AND FOUND


LOST-Dog; small black and white cocker
SPANIEL from SOS Clifton av.. on Tuesday
afternoon: reward for return to above address
or information as to whereabouts.
LOsT-Roll. of maps between Kinney st. and
City Hall. John B. MORRIS, City Hall.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
Tn. scbooI Of Experience.

Stevenson says in his essay on youth
and Grabbed Age" that when the old
man reproves the youth and points his
folly by saying: Il thought so. too,
when 1 was your age" he is really prov
ing the case of the youth. This idea.
that youth must keep to its own kind
of wisdom and cannot take to itself
ready-made the wisdom of age, appears
in a dialogue which the Chicago Trib-
une prints:
daughter, you ought not to wear
those high heeled shoes. They Will
make corns on your feet"
How do you know, mammar
by experience. used to wear them
when l was girl"
ssDid grandma tell you they would
make corns on your feet If you wore
them?"
"she found out by experience, just
as l did"
Hadn't she any mamma to warn her
against wearing themT
"Oh, yes"
But she wore them, just the same7'
ITO be sure"
"And you did. tool"
Yes; that was what I was telling
you
"Wen, IL I ever have any daughters
l ought to be able TO give them warn.
ing against high-heeled shoes from my
own experience, oughtn't 1 p
Then she put them on.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
TURNING POINT REACHED.
Both Sides in Strike Expect They Can
Win Fight.

Chicago, Aug. 19.-Important devel-
opments in the strike Of the CONNER
cal Telegraphers are looked for today
by both disputants. Confident that
the strike has spent its force, and that
the turning point has been reached, the
telegraph companies look for STAN
pede OF the strikers to regain their for
mer positions.
Cheered by the reports they have re-
ceived from the various cities affected
the strike leaders on the other hand
are prepared to prosecute the fight
more vigorously than ever.
According to advices received at
union headquarters, the messenger boys
and check clerks in New York are
scheduled to go out today. Broker
firms throughout the country have been
given until noon today to sign contracts
with their operators OF suffer the conse-
quences Of walkout.
Three hundred operators employed
by the American Telephone & Telegraph
company throughout the Southwest
may be called out before night, unless
10 per cent increase in wages is grant
ed. This is one Of the trump cardi
which President Small expects to play
II the order is issued it will isolat,
Chicago from the rest Of the country
so far as telephone communication il
concerned.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
KEEPS CORPsEs LIKE LIFE.
Young Italian Blacksmith Finds New
Method of Preservation.

Paris, Aug. 19.-The scientific and
medical world is greatly interested in
the discovery of a young blacksmith, of
Rome, to preserve corpses fresh and in
tact. The system is the injection of
serum which kills the micro-organisin g
of putreiaction.
1t is said to be the secret of the in
vention many years aeo for the same
purpose of Gerolamo Segato, which had
since been lost. The inventor is a
young man named Pienotti. 23 years of
age, and his hope is that from this dis
covery he may push on his researches
and succeed in curing certain diseases
by injecting his serum into the living
subject.
1t has already been injected into
living animals without causing them
any inconvenience, or disorder of the
oragnism, while a corpse which was
inoculated with the connection was
found ten days later in exactly the
same condition as at the moment Of
death.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
PLAGUE IN FRISCO.
Board of Health Takes Drastic Meas
ures to Isolate Patients.

San Francisco, Aug. 19.-Five cases
of bubonic plague, four Of which have
resulted in death, have been reported
to the Health department within the
past week. The patients, with one ex-
ception, were of the poorer class of
foreigners dwelling in the neighbor-
hood OF the old Chinatown. The ex-
ception was foreign sailor taken from
a coastwise steamer.
Prompt and active measures we're
taken by the local, state and Federal
authorities, and spread of the disease
is not feared. Both President Jules A.
Simon, of the health board, and Health
Officer James 7. Watkins stated today
that the situation is well in hand and
no occasion exists for alarm. The in
fected steamer was ordered into quar-
antine with her passengers and will so
remain until released by the Health
department. The two shacks inhab-
tied by the other patients we're fumi-
gated, locked up and sealed.
The bodies Of the two Mexicans, Ital-
ian and Russian Pole, who succumbed
were destroyed in quicklime.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
Shah of Persia HELPLESS.

Teheran, Persia, Aug. 19.-This un-
happy country is in a complete state Of
anarchy. The new shah is entirely
beloless, having lost even the power OF
veto. which most constitutional mon
archs reserve to themselves. Being
without money, he cannot get out OF
his difficulties, and he has to act en-
tirelv at the orders of the revolutionary
party. Obeying their commands, he
has withdrawn his uncle, hitherto gov
ernor of Ispahen, from his post. The
reyoIutionaries are crazy on the sub
;ect of reform.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
FOUND GUILTY
OF LAND FRAUD
jury quickly Returns Verdict AGAINST
Benson and Perrin.
"0'ed Case Ends in Complete Victory
lot severnmet-Aged Defendants
Are Hard Hit by ResuIt-Bo,h Are
Permitted TO Remain at Libsr,v
On Bail.

p can francisco, Aug. 20.-John A.
benson and DR.. Edward B. Perrin were
yesterday convicted of conspiracy to
aeiraud the United States government
IN securing $4,000 acres Of land in To-
hama county. " =
Inc verdict, which means fine and
Term oil imprisonment, was returned NV
a Jury IN the United States District
court after being out about an hour
Benson and DR.. Perrin were allowed
70 retain their liberty on bail. Judge
lie Haven set Thursday as a day for
passing sentence.
j. U. Campbell made the closing ar
gument for the defense at the morning
session, and in the afternoon United
states District Attorney Devlin closed
Tor the prosecution, summing I'D the
case in a forcible manner. In his
charge Judge De Haven instructed the
Jurors that if they found from the evi.
dence that DR.. Perrin had at any time
subsequent to October 81, 1903, taken
advantage of the contract with Benson
ne should be found guilty as charged.
After the jury had been out about
half an hour they filed back into court
and asked for reading of letters Perrin
wrote from Washington, Snell's reply
and that part Of the charge relating tC
DIR. PERKINS, liability in connection witt
the Benson contract. A verdict was
returned within ten minutes after the
request of the jury had been granted.
DR.. Perrin took the verdict very hare
and was comforted by his two sons
Benson appeared to be dumfounded a
the result.
The punishment provided by the stat
ute is fine of not less than 81, 600 no
more than $4,000 and Imprisonment
for not less than two years.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
NO LACK OF MEN.
Telegraph Company BIames Opera
tors for Congestion.

Portland, Aug. 20.-"General condi-
tions are improving" said R. 7. Reid,
district superintendent of the Western
Union Telegraph company, who was in
this city yesterday from Seattle.
"There has not been a day since the
strike began, week ago, that our COM
pany has not had enough good opera
tors to handle all business, and they
could have done so, but for the mali
cious interference with our wires by the
railroad telegraphers. We have a num-
Der of secret service men and inspec-
tors, who are on duty at suspected
points and we propose to arrest and
prosecute every man who is found tam
pering with our wires. However, there
has been less disturbance on this ac-
count today than any other day since
our operators walked out.
"Six months ago the operators in the
employ of the Western Union through
out the Northwest were as one large
happy family. But that condition has
been replaced by discoId ever since the
men came under the influence of Sam
]. Small, president Of their national Or
ganization. The men had no grievances
and what is more they deliberately
walked out without being so much as
ordered. 1t was not until then that
they formulated statement OF griev-
ances to be presented to the company
The same course was pursued by the
messengers.
"The trouble is not that the men
have grievances, moi that they were
kept from their positions by intimlda-
ton. They would rather not work at
all. Take the Portland Office today,
for instance. The company is paying
SO a day for messengers. Seven men
accepted positions as messengers TINS
morning and before night six OF them
had quit their positions.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

A case of remarkable sagacity In a
pair OF ravens is related in the Field
Two collie dogs were hunting rabbits
and the ravens were soaring overhead.
AS the dogs drove the rabbit out into
the open near the top OF a hill 1t ran
straight into trap and was caught.
As the dogs came near the ravens came
down and by loud croakIng managed
to drive away both They then started
to devour the rabbit, which they quick
ly dispatched.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
49,. Knm LOW 10 Mr. Ish!i.

Seattle. Wash, Aug. pa buiie-
.;n in The dock offices of the immigra-
t;on offices gives this laconic instruc-
. ton 70 inspectors: "K. Ishii, japanese
diplomat, may pass through c SsaSI' :
Kow tow to him" japanese Consul .
f MI" left last-night for San Fran
n :; ., 70 meet Ishii and bring him 10
I's.g and Seattle. He is coming
ho ~ TO- 70 investigate consular and LABOR
Conditions and immigration ofl .i l nav
r rocsived word he must be treated WIN ,,
leoeist The force was given the
O ,'.ord in the dock office bulletin.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

It is a strange fact that the word
Ounce" meaning a stupid person,
comes from the name Of one OF the
most eminent scholars OF his time,
Duns Scotus.
In the Reformation the works Of the
sch0olmen fell into disfavor with the
reformers, and Duns. who was the
leader of the schoolmen, was often
spoken Of with scorn by the votaries
of the new learning. AS time went by
the name Of Duns became a byword for
utter stupidity.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

The word bumper" meaning
drinking vessel, derived its origin from
the Roman Catholic religion.
It was the custom IN England In an
Client times to drink the health OF the
Pope after dinner in a full glass of
wine. This was called eau bon PEREZ"
from which we have the contraction
"bumDer"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
enmners, AID Asked For.

Washington, Aug. 90 President
Samuel Gompres, OF the American Fed
Grafton of Labor, today reported to the
executive council Of the federation Una.
he John Mitchell, of indianapolis ana
DanieI J Keefe, of Detroit, had been
intrusted by united labor with On at
tar~nt TO bring about "an honorable ad-
instment Of the telegraphers' strike at
an opportune time. MI oom pes
was asked when he thought that Tune
would arrive, and replied that ne could
not say, but that it might be at any
homer or perhaps not at all. "
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
Record Prics for Rents.

New York, Aug. 19.-Nine leading
companies affiliated with the Steel cor
noration has leased four floors OF
Great office structure which the Hudson
Tunnel company is erecting at the
church street terminal, for which they
will nav a record rental of 100000 for
each floor. OF 81, 400, 900 for 10 years
lease This is said to be the largest
rental maid anywhere on earth.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
Peculiar Hindoo Drums.

Drums used in Hindoo religious pro
cessions are called doles. They are
made OF baked earth, and sometimes
yard long, and twice as large at the
center as at either end. Kettle drums
are thin copper basins or bowls, Gov
cred with parchment or calf-skin.
which is held in place by an iron hoop.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
,.,,,,Is Track Great Northern.

Seattle, Wash, Aug. in. ii.
uogeland. chief engineer Of the Great
Northern, announced here tonight that
The line on the west slope OF the Rock
les, between Whitehsh and summit,
,To',ld be double tracked and large
rortion of it entirely rebuilt. Mr..
Hoceland has Just completed an inspec-
tion trip over that territory.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
no Right 10 compIaln.

"See here! !" cried the irate man. II
purpose to sue you. Look at my head |!
You professed to cure"
"Wait a minute" interrupted the
maker of Fakeley's Balsam; I'VE adj
vertise merely that we cure partial
badness and not
well, was only partially bald when
I started using your stuff; now
haven't a hair ~
"well. then you're cured Of your par
tIal badness, aren't you?"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
Sentence Is Deferred.

San Francisco, Aug. 19.-The SEN
tence Of Vice President thinner, OF the
Pacific Telephone & Telegraph COM
panv, for contempt Of court in refusing
70 answer questions in the first trial OF
Louis Glass was deferred Saturday I'M
hi Tuesday by request of his attorney,
who was unprepared for argument.
Zimmer's attorney, Charles H. Fairall,
has raised the point that the verdict oil
guilty cannot stand, as the jury was
discbarsed before it was recorded.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
No Why ont of Il.

Rouget de Isle was composing the
Marseillaise.
at seems to be up to me to do some
thing of the kind" he said. The people
have grown tired of hearing 'Therell Be
a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight,
and they're hollering for something
fresh"
Endeavoring to make 1t musical and
catchy, and as unlike "Hail, Columbia.
as he possibly could, he tousled up his
hair, sawed few more notes on his VIC
lin, and proceeded to grind out the
rhymes to fit them.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
Pinkerton Dies at Sea.

New York, Aug. 19.-Robert Pink
erton, head of the detective agency
bearing that name, died at sea Monday
on the steamship Bremen. He was en-
route to Germany in the pursuit Of
health. The cause of death was fatty
degeneration of the heart. Robert
Pinkerton was enc of the two principals
of the Pinkerton Detective agency, this
organization having never incorporated.
During the last 20 years. be has been
in charge of the New York agency,
while his brother, William A Pinker-
ton. resided in Chicago.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
s..u,.ch Full of Frogs.

t SiSaS in spring water by Mrs .,S wal
imo 9t',ai IL Of West schuylkill' near ear
ter ka D,.ad fatal. The warmth OF TN the
y pr c"rsed the eggs to hatch instantly .D
o md the little frogs thriyeo 70 o Instr
e'Ou ." An operation was necessary "
w I've 90 Mrs. Kaudlich's life
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
In Eaxors Revision.

columbus, O., Aug. 2O.-W' ~. az bs
N Oota Of war, tonight made what ne
s sos nIsssed to term his political con y,
was pIe of faith" at Memorial hall.
Mrs. Mr. Taft made no formal annou iHosmead
MI h; s1 csndidacy, but he was introduces 'S
S Sl. 1 Governor Harris as the next Pres, !.
9y 1or "t the United States, which was
a .Vs .;o =, for prolonged burst OF ap .-
the , slgnA' He 1 reiterated his previous
declaration that he is in favor u ''
revision.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

"Women are such convenient liars"
declared Mr.. Jefferson Judd When
the Wigginses were here to dinner you
kept saying Mrs. Virgins didn't eat
enough to keep bird alive. You know
that wasn't So"
"Well," retorted Mrs. Judd. There's
different kinds of birds You may
have had canary In your mind while
l was referring to an ostrich."-Kan-
sas City Times
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

Don't you think a man ought to tell
his wife all about his business afairs?"
II should say not. A friend of mine
who was about to start on journey Dor
rowed $50 from a rich old uncle and then
told his wife of it. He was wrecked at
sea. crushed in a railway collision, or
something of that sort, and when his wife
collected his life insurance. of course, she
felt bound to pay back that loan"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

"Captain." said the frightened passen-
ger, haven't you got big load Of people
on this boat?"
''Yes, sir gloomily answered the cap
tain Of the excursion steamer. And that
ISN'T the worst Of it. AS soon as we
reach St. Joe a good many Of them are
going to double up for the return trip
Chicago Tribune.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
rhs nane and one Antlaete.

Gabe GashAll Con the southeast cor
ner Of the dry goods box)-It must be
tur'ble Z be ketched out in a brain
storm. HI Hemlock Con the southwest
corner OF the dry goods box)-W'y,
all a feller'd hev t do nd be t hist
one O. them paranoias. an he'd never
know 'twuz rainin'.-Puck.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

at don't suppose Miss Passay ever
had any beaux when she was a young
girl"
mo, she was too dignlned and old
fashioned"
and the men don't like her now.
either"
"No, she's too kittenish now."-Phil-
adelphia Ledger.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

isn't this wearisome sort of occu-
pation?" asked the customer. You have
to remember so much, and answer so
many questions"
mot at all, madam" answered the
book store salesman. "All l have to
remember is the titles, names of authors,
and prices"
''You sell great many Of the popular
novels, don't your
yes, ma'am, but 1 don't have to read
them"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

Manufacturer (showing him around the
workshops With our improved machin-
cry we can make one of these giant fire
crackers every minute in the day.
Visltor-Aren't you afraid you will
overstock the market?
Manufacturer-Not at all There's a
fool born every minute.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

"What a chronic blunderer Mrs. Hit
termiss isl She had several engaged
couples at her house for dinner the other
evening, and she didn't do thing but
pair them all off wrongly"
"Yes; she doesn't seem to know how to
nut two and two together"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24
Headquarter. for Information.

HtNuGuHFIeFs TOT IhIOrmntIoh'
Dicky-You don't b'lieve that story
about Little Red Riding Hood an the
wolf, do your
Kitty-COurse I do.
Dicky-Well. if you'll jist write to
President Roosevelt an ask him about Il
he'll tell you it's a fake.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

Lovely Fancee-Oh, George, some
times think l would rather die than be
married
George-What, darling Rather die7
Lovely Fancee-Yes; you don't have
to rehearse half dozen times for that
you know.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

Borem-Hello, old mani What's the
matter? You look Disguised
Cutting-Yes, l feel that way.
Borem-Why, what have you run up
against now7
Cutting-You. didn't see you soon
enough to escape.-Philadelphl Press
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-08-24

physIcian-You'll have to be careful
this summer and not oyerexert our
sef.
Patient-Then you think l ought to
take vacation. Ell?
bys.cian-Certainly not Didn't
inst tell you not to overexert yourself?