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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-20
Big Cut Price
Sale

OF clothing. shoes. hats, underwear, ladies'
skirts ana waists, is now going on at the
Cash Buyers Union. All remaining sum
mer goods must be sold, regardless Of cost.
About 90 pairs Of ladies' oxfords. In
white, tan and black; former prices,
xI.25, sI.b0. and 81. 90; TO go at. per
paf - - s'sss+sss ssssssse ~ w
All children's oxfords. one third on.
Mems s2.55 Oxfords at ............ 81 90
Mems $2.OO Oxfords at .........-,.s 81 so
Boys si.75 Oxfords at .............s 81 2B
Twenty per cent discount on all meas and
boys suits.
Twenty per cent discount on all mems and
boys trousers.
Big lot Of mems sample shirts at. 80
Mems 5Oc undershlrts, silk finish, at 80
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Runaway at State Line--One
Person Hurt.

Monroe Journal: Mr.. Henry
Funderburk of Butord township
was right badly hurt at the State
line last Friday by his horse be.
coming frightened at an automo-
bile. Mr.. w. c. Stack was car
rying Mr.. Carl Blakeney of
jefferson home in his machine
and also had his sisters along.
AS they got 10 the top OF long
hill just beyond Mr.. John Nam
gums they saw horse and bug
gy at the bottom. Mr.. Stack
slowed up, coasted down the hill
ard finally stopped when the
horse appeared frightened, and
then stopped the engine too.
Meantime, Mr. Funderburk, who
had been in the buggy with his
daughters, had taken them out
and was holding the horse by the
bit. He tried to lead it by, and
when about opposite the auto
mobile the horse reared so that
Mr.. Funderburk was thrown and
the horse broke away and ran.
Mr.. Fnnderburk had a consider
able cash cut across the forehead
which DIR. ID. H Funderburk
dressed. Messrs. Blakeney and
Stack gave what aid they could
and offered to bring the wounded
man to town for treatment if ne
cessary, and to pay his Doctors
bill.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Notice of Election.

Whereas One-third of the Freehold
ers ana one-third of the Electors re.
siding in the Halle Gold mine school
District No. II in Lancaster County,
state Of south Carolina, have petition
ed the County Board of Education to
grant an election in said chOol Dis
trict No Al, to determine whether or
not the said Hail. Gold mine school
District No Ill shall unite with the
K.rshaw School District No. 40 in the
establishment of High School to be
located in the town nf KeTshSw in
ssid school District No 40 as provid-
ed by an Act of the State Legislature
approved Feby. l9th 1907. entitled IAN
Act to provide High schools for the
state
Notice is hereby given that said
election be held by the trustees OF -aid
Halle Gold Mine school District No
III at Halle Gold Mine on Wednesday
sept. 25th 1907, at which cleo
tion only such electors as return per-
sonal nr real property for taxation
and who exhibit their tax receipts
and registration certificates as re-
Quired in general elections shall be
entitled 10 vote
w l. Clyburn
j ) Truesdel
w NJ Moore County
II f. Coffey ; Board
w Hough Education.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Dress Goods.

Here is where we save you
money. The goods are beautiful
and the prices are right. 10
pieces 36 in. wool Suitings just
the thing for an early fall suit,
the goods would be cheap at 45
cts, special priced at 25c. 5
pieces fancy Mohairs, nothing
nicer for a shirt waist suit,
special priced 4Sc. 3 pieces
fancy Panama in neat Plaids,
just the thing for real nice
wear, only CSC the yard.
Our line of solid color dress
goods ranging in price from 80
cts to LIS the yard will surely
interest any one wanting a solid
color for a nice dress.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Big Values in Silks.

This will be a big Silk season
and we have a big stock to Sc
lect from. One piece 36 inch
Black Taffeta Guaranteed to
wear and not split. Market
price today 1.25 but we will
make the Silk business lively
by making the price 95 cents.
We are showing a big line of
36 inch Taffetas in colors special
priced at 90 cents.
We have four dress patterns
of Silk in the newest style plad
colors, wine Brown, Navy Blue
and Green 10 yards to the pat
tern special priced at 1880
each.
We are also showing a large
range of Waist patterns in new
est checks and plaids at from
2.25 to $50 pattern, a 1-2 yard
to pattern.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Bridges to Let.

will award 30 the lowest response
bic bidder the contracts TO repair or
build anew the following bridges, on
dates as follows: six Mile Creek
bridge at Green Il. oliins', on Thurs
day, sept 26th, at IL Il. IN
Flat reek bridge near Thomas
Blach mons, on Tuesday, Oct. Isl, at
~ m.
Lick Creek bridge near White
Bluff. same day Oct lst. at , y. m.
The right TO reject auv or al bids is
reserved. l.. j. Perry,
County Supervisor
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Health In the Canal Zone

The high wages paid make it a mighty
temptation to our young artisans to j"iu
the force of ski led workueu eded TO con
struct the Panama Canal Many are re-
stra,red however bv the fear % teverS and
malaria. 1t Is the knowing ones those
WHO have used Electric Bitters, who 90
there without fear well knowing they are
safe from malarious influence with Electric
Bitters on hand. Cures blood POISON too,
bilioHsness weakness and all stomach
liver and kidney troubles Guaranteed by
Funderburk Pharmacy. soc.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
HOW TO AVOID APPENDICITIS

Most victims of appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated. Orino
Laxative Fruit SNrup cur9s chronic consti-
patton by stimulating the liver and bowels
and restores the natural action OF the bow
els. Orino Laxative Fruit syrup does not
Dauseate or grippe and is mild and pleasant
TO tAte. kefuse substitutes
Healthy kidneys filter the impurities
from the blood, and unless they do this
good health Is impossible Foley's Kid
ney cure makes sound kdnoys and will
positively cure all forms Of kidney and
bladder disease 1t strengthens the whole
system. Funderburk Pharn acy.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

TGere is more Catarrh in this section of
the country than all other diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was
supposed to be incurable For great
many years doctors pronounced it local
disease and pr scribed local rem lies. and
b. constantly failing to cure with local
remedies pronounced it incurable Sci
ence has proven c,tarrh to be constitu-
uoual disease and therefore requires con
stitutional treatment Halls Catarl IA Cure.
manufactured by 4. Cheney IL Co., To-
K, o. Ohio. Is tie only constitutional cure
on the market II acts directly on the
blood and mucous surf!ces ot the stem.
In " offer one hundred dollars for any case
1t fails 90 cure. Send ior circulars and tes-
tmonials.
Address: f J CHENEY q co, Toledo,
Ohio
SOLD by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation IA
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
To Apply for Discharge.

Notice is hereby given that at llo'-
clock a m October the llth IsWill
make my final return and settlement
as Guardian of my daughter, Gladys
Twitty, to the probate court of Lam
caster ounty, > c., and apply to said
court for a final discharge as such
Guardian.
p II. Twitty
Sent 10th 1907.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Ladies Coats.

We are showing a big line of
Ladies Coats SO inches long in
Tan, Black and Castor prices
ranging. from 7.50 to 1900,
come quick and get bargain
in a nice Coat.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Men and Boy Clothing.

Big line to select from in the
seasons colors. Clouds store is
we'll known as the best Clothing
Store in town and we expect to
keep the standard up. Call in
and give us look and we will
d. the rest.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Notice to Teachers.

The next regular Teachers Examina-
ton will be held AZ Lancaster Court House
beginning at o'clock a. NJ Friday. Oct
18th, 80 z. w NJ. Moore
Co. Supt
Lancaster. s. e. Sept is l9J"
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Millinery.

We have added to our store a
first class line of Millinery.
Miss Bernice Davis is in charge
of this department. She has
just returned from the North
ern Markets where she selected
a stock that will surely please
the trade and at prices as cheap
as the class of goods will permit
Will announce later the date
of opening.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Cotton Goods Special

5pieces fancy cotton plads in
double fold goods the regular
15c goods special priced 1Oc.
10 pieces fancy double fold
fannelette special at 10c the yd
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Khaki

Here is new goods for ladies
skirts and shirt waist suits,
nothing so serveciable as this
goods, comes in Brown only, 80
inches wide at Is and zoe the yd.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21
Business Notices.

E~All Notices inserted under
this head at the rate of ON E CENT
A WORD for each insertion No
notice to be counted less than 20
words.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

FOR SALE-Two good milch cows
with young calves Will sell at bar
gain. Apply to G. w. authen. Heath
Springs, No. 3.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

FOR SALE1Fay Sho No. 6. in
splendid condition A real bargain. If
you want a good typewriter cheap,
be quick. Apply to News Office.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

LOST-Saturday night, Sept. 7th,
between Mr.. w. Il. gham's
gin house and colored camp meeting
ground. suit case containing cloth
ing, money, etc. Finder will please
return to c.. III. Foster, col
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

FOR RENr-A large store in the town
of Fort Lawn. Fnr terms apply to Green
n Hines. Attys Lancaster, ) G or Mary f.
Finch. Fort Lawn Sc
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

FOR RENT-One or two horse farm,
good land. Apply this Office.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

We will gin three days in each week
Monday. Wednesday and Friday. until
further notice. Sapp " Hayes.
2t
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

Wanted to buy COW hides. green and dry
also horse and mule hides. See me be-
fore you sell. Pay highest market price.
Capers authen, Lancaster
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

Subscribe to The News.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-09-21

Sept. 10th 1907.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-11-21
GRAN HOtd1Gtaul0t 1NGLA1fR2A'
HOTEL De PRIMER ORDEN
Tetuan 10 y 12"-Cruz 2 FOrtaleza21'oo

cons,ru,da exnresameute para Hotel. Capacidad para Q pasaieros
Situation la mas centrica. vstas a la bahia y q las GALES de Ietuan: Cruz
y Fotaeza. FL mas fresco y ventlado de la capital. 81 comedoI e me-
ior las Antilles. Tlene departamentos Independence para taniHaa. Da'
de eli IL de Agosto nge ademas del plazo antique de las comidaa' l sistena
rsrjcsu & o,ato del nasaIero. Tren de carruaies de luio. lnterprttes
v traductores precios igual dide los demas Hoteles. Sc hacen ao"nos &c
manalea.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-11-21
Precios sin cOmpetenciaM
MADERAS! MadeIas! MADERAS.
I'll <Ponce Agricultural g. Industrial Co''-Compa'
MA Agrfcola Industrial de Ponce.-Avenlda H0st0s' CARE
terra Ponce.-Playa, frente al Trolley.

OFRECE Al, PUBLICO-Cuartonerla, tablas, tablones y tanIoncllo ue p
chiplen de Florida clase superior, en- brute y labrados.
Taboncilo 1o y acordonado de y de media pugada' cnanhahS
iuntera y moduras y baaushes de todas classes
Puetas ventsnas, cajas vacias para toda clase de industrias traoa'
los de carpinterfa en- general a precios m6dlcos.
ATENCION: VENDEMOS-Tabas de Spruce de 4y 5 pulgauds ue an
cho, caldad extra precios baratislmos.
TABLONCILLO DECLASE BUENA, hso y acordonado a PSF {
milar. 4,.
CLAVoTE labrado de nuestras maquinas' superior al lmPorta ma
acordonado v en- trozos largos cue faclhan el trabaJo, a p4o 81 mihal'
NoTA BENE:-Escrupulosidad an la entrega de las maderaS y en- el ACADIA
del tabajo. a;;u;a, ( IA
CempahIa.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-11-21
torres do todas classes do maauinaris para haCiendas de azdcar. ConhaESas do tai

Para Triple ~efectos, tachos, bombay
accessories Centrales, Lafayette, Arroyo,
Juanita, Bayam6nn Plasuela, B~arceloneta,
San Vicente, Vega..Bajs, Proyidencis, PAT.
Las, Meeadta, YaSucoat Rusna Visits, Ca
roinRi!
,lGucrs. delL. YiIIamiI / Co. Sau
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-11-21
|npoItado poT los d|tnos vapores

Afombras de todas classes y tamahos; Es9as para piso, gran surtido.
Ccches para Mics CT mimbre y MADEIRA de forras caprichosas y eegantes,
desde S. hasta $40. Bajinas de porcdana decorada y bancas, para las
combinaciones que Sc deseen: tenemos una especial compuesta de 100 pie
zs Dor $12.so Juegos de copas de CRYSTAL y correutes a precios econ6mi-
cos. Juegos de lavabos con sus combinaciones de porcelana decorada y
lsos, tenemos para todos los gustos y de todos los precios. Camas de HE
FRO v MADEIRA, somos specialists en- este renglon, desde $500 hasta $Ioo
Mantelena de aimanisco de hio blanco y con guarniclones de dolores
Cubiertos de plata CriSohe y plata Sterling, hay IN surtldo complete TAM"
e. ,itzas sueltas como en- iuegos con sus estuches. Corinas de MADEIRA
pintadas de verde propias para BALCONIES y galerlas. Corhnas japonesas dc
canvtllo, en- precios de 81. 90 q $1,000 una. Portlers de cordones en- tornas
modernstas 4 S. 90 uo. Biombos de distntos tamafos para puertas y
uentanss, surtido complete de ST. 40 q $1,000 uo.
Gran Bazaar de nOvedadeS
GONZALEZ PADIN HNOS.
SAN JUAN, P. R.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-11-21

Para trapichesy desmenuzadoraaaCen:
tral Gu2nlca, San viceAte, ..Juanita,
Canbs!acbe, Resolpci6n J Buenavist
Prra. Calentadores.I AstAY atss
as Ar~ae,
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
NO Title TO LOT

The Press may he called all sorts
Of things by its contemporary, but
its investigations and insistence ON
a clear title to the lot which Mayor
scalIon is alleged to have purchased
for The city develops the fact that the
CITY has no title to the lot, SO far as
the county records are concerned,
and IL there is a deed In existence all
afForts to locate it have so far proven
FutiIe. The county records show
that the title to the lot Is still in
Coeur'Alene lodge No. "a, l. 0. U.
H. The town records show that
SI1OO was appropriated as a payment
on the lot. Now the Press wants to
know OF city officials what has be
come Of this s1l00? where the deed
to the lot has been placed for safe
keeping? and why 1t has never been
recorded as proetetion to the
peoples title to the property We
ask them further IL they wish to pro
ceed with the bond eleGtion before
this title is cleared up or does the
and his attorney still consider the
title absolutely perfeCtP
The Press has given the officials
plenty OF time to clear up this mys'
terry, but has received abuse In re
turn for it's patience, until further
silence would be an injustice to our
selves. We must tell the people
the truth and the whole truth with
out further noncealment. We want
to know who has the deed and why II
was not recordedP
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
ALost Dollar.

A missionary bishop told at dinner
In New York, according to the Sun,
this story about #. Marion Crawford,
the famous novelist:
"Mr Crawford went to school," he
said, Sin Concord, and one day he was
taken to call at Concord clergyman's.
The clergyman had missionary box
on his drawing room table, and, time
hanging heavily on the boys hands, he
amused himself with trying whether a
silver dollar-it was all the money he
had In the world, and he had converted
It into that gigantic coin for safety
would go into the slit in the boxs top,
II was a close fit, but unfortunately 1t
did go, and the coin slipped out Of the
embryo authors fingers. There was a
terrible crash of silver falling among
the coppers. and then the boy, as the
novellsts say, knew no more When
he came to himself he found the clergy
man and his family in raptures over
his generosity"
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
A Pony Sentinel.

During one of General Clusters In
dian campaigns he had boy bugler
with him who was mounted on a cir
Gus pony he had picked up somewhere,
The animal was not only full Of tricks,
but he proved himself better sentinel
than any Of the soldiers. Three times
In four months he saved the camp
from a night attack when no other
suspected that danger was near. Upon
one occasion the pony, who was loose
and walking about camp, discovered a
sentinel asleep on his post. That was
wrong, and the animal knew it was,
and he gave the soldier such bite on
the arm as caused him to yell out and
arouse the whole camp. Pony and boy
both died in Clusters last battle. The
pony had twelve arrows in his body
when found.-Cincinnat Commercial
Tribune.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
ou.ana.n y old Tlms poetors.

Synges "Social Life In England
quotes number of fourteenth century
hints to success for physicians which
Indicate that as far back as 800 years
ago the medical man, in popular opin-
ion at least, had in him the stun that
allenists are made of:
Suppose you know nothing, say there
Is an obstruction OF the liver. Perhaps
the patient will say, NAY, master, 1t
is my head or legs that trouble me-"
Repeat that 1t comes from the liver,
and especially use the word "obstruc-
ton" for patients do not understand
It, which is important.
Never dine with a patient who has
not paid you; it will be cheaper to get
your dinner at an Inn, for such feasts
are usually deducted from the sur
geon's fee,
When you are treating a wound or
accident the friends of the patient
should be excluded. for they may faint
and cause disturbance, but some
times higher fee may be got from
persons present fainting and breaking
their heads against wood and the like,
than from the principal patient.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
Scott's little hammer did 1t.
Taking the Him.

At home stations the private soldietB'
washing is usually done by the mar
ried soldiers wives, who are expect
ed to sew on missing buttons and do
repairs, for which small sum is de-
Quoted from the private's pay.
Pat McGinnis had good deal Of
trouble with his laundress. Sunday
after Sunday had his shirt come back
with the neck button off or else hang
ing by thread. He had spoken to her
on the subject, and she had promised
to see to 1t, but still the button was
not on properly.
He got out of patience one Sunday
when the missing button had made him
late for parade and exclaimed:
Bother the woman! Ill see If
can't give her a hint this time, any
how"
He then took the lid Of tin black
ing box about three inches in diane
ter, drilled two holes in 1t with forh
and sewed It on to the neck Of the
shirt that was next to be washed
When his washing came back hi
found she had taken the hint. She
had made a buttonhole to tit itl-Lon
don Answers.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
THERE ARE OTHERS

There was au eclipse Of the Moon
last evening and the old man now
seems to see things through different
eyes. He must have had an attack
OF nightmare following the eclipse,
for he sees visions Of other knockers
than the Press which was boosting
Occur d'Alene years before he came
vest, along about the time he was
'Ain the Wisconsin legislature. I" He
has discovered that some one is
knocking the militia company and
that the Press Is beginning to hedge.
Regarding his last hallucination, the
people know it to be false. The
Press has all along stated It's position
clearly 10 the effect that there ia
doubt as TO the title to the city lot
being clear and 1t should be passed
upon by the district court and II the
court says 1t 10 good the Press will
support the bonds. That lie the sim
pie way to satisfy the people and
they have a right to know 1t regard
less Of the one.slded views Of the
Journal whose Editors are owned,
body, soul and breeches. They dare
not publish the news and the people
are familiar with several notable in
stances Of this fact In the past three
months. Like many citizens, the
Press simply wants to know that there
Is a Clera title to the city lot so that
we can vote intelligenly on bonds.
The wish to deprive the people Of
that knowledge Is confined to the
mayor and his mpnthpieoe who
spreads hls halo of Moonshine over q
limited circle of personal friends.
Right 10 right and will prevail, We
are not to be frightened by the
yapings OF man who edits his news
from the columns Of the Press.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
Man,s iJnwiado,m.

The simplest and plainest laws OF
health are outraged every hour OF the
day by the average man. Did Adam
smoke? Did Eve wear corsets? Did
Solomon chew tobacco? Did Ruth
chew gum? Did the children of Israel
make for a beer garden after crossing
the Red sea? Did Rebecca eat gum
drops and Ice cream and call for soda
water? Adam was the first and was
made perfect from head to heel. How
long would he remain so after eating
a mince pie before going to bed2 Sup
pose he had slept in a bedroom five by
seven, with the windows down, the
door shut and two dogs under the bed ?
Suppose Eve had laced herself up in
corset, put on tight shoes, sat up all
hours OF the night eating her fill Of
trash and sIzzled her hair. When you
come to look at the way a man misbe-
haves himself you can only wonder he
ever lived to get there. Verify, the av-
erage man behaves as If he were little
better than fool. --Woodbury Conn
Reporter.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25

Mayor Scallon stated, at the last
council meeting. that it was call a
buggaboo about a poor title;" that
two good attorneys passed upon the
title and that it was "Scott's non
sense. - Where Is the title the at.
'orney's passed uponP o. b. Moon
stated that. City attorney Mcfarland
had passed upon the title. Where is
the title he passed upon3 Attorney
4. e, Mcfarland stated at the council
meeting he believed the title good.
On what title did Mr.. Mcfarland
passf The lot is in the name Of the l..
o. q. +. lodgeS
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
Ono For the Debating Club.

A group of half dozen physicists,
all eminent; a sheet of paper; pencil.
With the latter one of the group draws
a pulley, cord over the pulley, a tree,
a bough from which the pulley hangs.
To one end of the cord is attached
stone; to the other cord clings mon
key. The stone balances the monkey.
If the monkey proceeds to climb up
the cord, what will happen? Will the
stone rise or fall? Heated discussion;
breakup of the party; no result. Can
any reader help to settle this question?
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25
AsItLooked TO. Him.

One of the ladies in fancy dress was,
though fair enough, trihe fat, and
we will not say that she did not look
well out of the thirties. And there
spake to her reporter:
MAY ask what character you rep
resentT'
"Helen Of Troy" she answered.
''What did you think it WASP"
WELL" he murmured, ungallantly
enough, as weights and measures con
fused his brain and he gazed on her
ample proportions, II thought you
might be Helen Of Avoirdupoisp'
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-07-25

Our contemporary says that we
know we are wrong on insisting that
the title to the city lot be tested in
court and 'are looking for a soft
place TO fall "lf that we're true we
know of nothing softer than the
Moon on which to light, but the con-
sequences might be something awful
20 contemplate, Such a knocker
coming into collision with the Moon
might result In a great catastrophe.