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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14

structure. This is true of the more
recent st. Louis exposition and the
still more recent Lewis and Clark ex'
position at Portland, ore.
But such is not TO be the case with
the jamestown exposition which has
just opened, for the state buildings
which have been erected upon the
splendid site on Hampton Roads are
TO be a permanent mDnument to the
event and will after the show closes
November 80 next be transformed into
homes, club houses, hotels, and the
like. This means quite an array of
fine structures the following states
having made appropriations for build.
ings and exhibits; Alabama, 100000;
Arkansas, $4,000; Delaware, $4,000;
Connecticut. $4,000; Louisiana, SIS,
900; Georgia, $4,000 Illinois, 1000;
Kentucky, $4,000; Maryland. $65,000;
Michigan, $4,000; Missouri, 100000;
Massachusetts, $4,000; New Jersey
SIS, 1000; North Dakota, $4,000; New
York, $l5O,0O0 North Carolina, $50
OOO Ohio, $4,000; Oklahoma, $40,
900; Pennsylvania, 100000; Rhode
Island, $4,000; South Carolina, $40,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
GOOD TO HAVE ON HAND.
Home Remedies That win Save Pain
and Doctors Bills.

To save doctor bills always keep
these things on hand, says an Eastern
authority. Tincture of rhubarb, sweet
spirits of inter, essence of peppermint,
spice bag, new clay pipe, a bottle
of chloroform and cotton batting and
bottle of goose oil. II your little one
has the earache put a small piece of
the batting in the pipe, drop on 1t just
three drops OF the chloroform and put
the stem In the ear and blow through
the bowl quick and before you have
time to lay the pipe down the ear will
stop aching. There is nothing better
for Group than goose oil and molasses
heated quite warm and given in tea
spoon doses. The spice bag is for
cholera infantum, placed over the
stomach and bowels 1t does as much
good as medicine. The peppermint is
for stomach ache and pain. Tincture
of rhubarb use for about everything.
| could not live without 1t. The inter
is for feverishness and colds. Keep
these ready to use the minute they are
needed and It will save you great
deal of anxiety and care.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
SENIOR CLASS OF ACADEMY PER.
MlTTED TO ORGANIZE.
innovation Instituted Under the ri
rection of Col. Howe to Supply
Need OF Larger Liberty for
Graduate Glass.

No fraternities are permitted in the
United States military academy at
West Point and for this reason there
has always been an apparent lack OF
sophistication and selfrelance on
the part of the senior class at the
time of graduate. Denied the priyil-
eyes of free social intercourse with
one another, save such as was per.
mitted in common with all the other
classes of the academy, there has
been no opportunity of developing
that degree of self.reliance which H.
so essential to the cadet whe1 he
gets out from under the rigid dis lip.
line of the academy after gradual ION
and mingles with men. To those who
have studied the conditions it has
been recognized that to hold the cadet
to the same rigid order of discipline
through his entire course left him in
measure unequal to the broader
freer manner of life which was to
follow graduation, and for this reason
the first, or senior, class has with
the beginning of the new year been
permitted to Organize club. a
large room in the academic building
has been fitted up as. a comfortable
reading, writing and recreation room
for the exclusive use of the men of
the first class.
For many years It has been the
desire of the authorities to differen.
tiate the senior class from the rest
of the corps and at the same time to
adhere to the disciplinary require
ments of the academy. The problem
has been of particular interest to the
present commandant of cadets, Col.
Robert l.. Howe, and he has under.
taken its solution in part by the es'
tablishment of this club.
The working hours of the cadet be.
gin at 7:l5 q. M, at which time he
has put his room In order, has had
his breakfast and is ready for study
and recitation. From that hour until
ten p. IN. his time is occupied with
official duties, with the exception of
about an hour and a half, divided
into two or three periods, With the
exception OF these periods he Is re
quired to remain in his room prepar-
ing himself for recitation.
The radical feature of the new
club is the privilege accorded the
men of the first class of visiting 1t
whenever they may choose in the
study hours. They are permitted to
spend as much time in the club as
they may desire and to employ that
time as they see fit. No restrictions
are placed on them In this respect.
except that the existing standards OF
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
SECRET OF GOOD MANNERS.
Chiefly a Continuation Of Good Sense
and Good Nature.

A friend of yours and mine has
very Justly defined good breeding to
be "the result of much good sense.
good nature and a little self.denial for
the sake of others, and with view
to obtain the same indulgence from
them" Taking this for granted--as
think 1t cannot be disputed 1T Is
astonishing to me that anybody who
has good sense and good nature can
essentially fail in good breeding. AS
TO the modes of 1t, indeed, they vary
according to persons, places and cir.
cumstances and are only acquired by
observation and experience, but the
substance of 1t is everywhere and
eternally the same. Good manners
are to par lar societies what good
morals are to society In general
their cement and security. And as
laws are enacted to enforce good
morals or at least to prevent the III
effects OF bad ones, so there are GET
tain rules of civility. universally i'm
piled and received to enforce good
manners and punish bad ones. -
Chesterfield
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Bull TO REMAIN.

900. Tennessee, $20,50O; Virginia,
$780, 500; Virginia counties addition.
all, sl5O,00O; Vermont, $4,000; Yves.
Virginia, $4,000; New Hampshire,
$4,000
Tho exposition buildings proper con.
sist of about 25 structures, among
them being an auditorium and con.
ventiaA hall 100 by 236 feet, with
wings CO feet long, having an audi
forum 81 by 81 feet, with a seating
capacity of about 1900: palace of
manufactures and liberal arts, $50 by
$50 fest; a palace of machinery and
transportation, $50 by $50 feet;
states exhibit palace, 300 by 500
feet; mining and metallurgy build.
medical building 100 by $50 feet; a
pure food building, 80 by 300 feet;
a palace of history and historic arts.
l2i by 1919 feet, and an educational
building 124 by 1919 feet.
Besides these, there Is what Is
known as the Arts and Crafts VII.
lage, consisting of seven cottages OF
colonial architecture. These are the
textile building, SO by SS feet; copper,
silver and woodworkers' shops, A by
1877 feet; pottery shops As by 80 feet;
iron shops, AS by so feet; model
school, 80 by As feet, with a model
sChoolroom, 25 by 80 feet; mothers
and children's building, 60 by 100 feet
and Pocahontas hospital, 80 by Sc
feet.
This does not include the various
government buildings nor those on
the so.called "Warpath." nor does II
| include the two government piers
that are each 200 feet wide and ex
tend 900 feet into Hampton Roads
| They are connected by cross piel
500 feet long and of equal width will
the parallel pier The water space
inclosed within these piers will b'
used for smaller craft to maneuver IL
and for aquatic sports.
A reproduction of the battle be
tween the Merrimac and the Monitor
in Hampton Roads as 1t was tough
in 1869, is one of the features in thil
connection. The government has ap
propriated $4,000 for this alone.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Os.Tail Soup.

Take one ox.tail, three ounces OF
butter, two tablespoonfuls of -four,
one goodsized carrot, one onion, some
pieces of celery, one small turnip, one
quart OF water salt and pepper, three
or four cloves.
Cut the tail into neat joints, pour
boiling water on the pieces, let them
soak for a few minutes. and then dry
in a clean cloth. Melt half the butter
in pan, and fry the pieces OF tail
with the vegetables cut small. Add
the water and seasoning Swimming II
thoroughly. Take another pan, put In
the rest of the butter, stir in the flour,
etc, and when all Is well Drowned add
the stock, previously strained. Season
to taste, and serve with pieces of tail
In the tureen.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
His Lucky Horse Chestnut.

]. G. Simpson, who had been arrest.
ed as an alleged bookmaker. tearfully
begged Lieut.. Wheeler, after he had
been released for want OF evidence
against him. to return a horse chest.
nut which the lieutenant had taken
from him. says the Philadelphia Led.
ger.
please let me have It," he pleaded.
Il might just as well try to play the
races without money as without that
horse chestnut. cant lose II carry
It," When 1t was restored to him he
seemed more glad to get 1t back than
he was to obtain his discharge from
custody.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Best Ways to Wind Wool.

Wool for knitting or crochet should
never be wound very tightly into a
hard ball, as this makes 1t thin and
poor. Some good knitters merely
unwind the skeln into a soft heap,
but this method is only possible where
there is no fear OF ENHANCEMENT, as If
the heap of wool be disturbed 1t soon
gets into hopeless tangle. A better
plan Is to wind the wool over three
or four fingers of the left hand held
outside the ball These fingers should
be gently Withdrawn at frequent inter,
walls to change the position of the ball
says Womans Life. Wool thus wound
Is always soft and full OF thread.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
ANSWERS TO THE CURIOUS.

No, Amateur Thespan, the heavy
man it not stage wait.
An Old Subscriber is informed that
wives arc not like beefsteak-you can.
not make them tender by beating
them.
A Lover-The way to open the door
to a successful courtship is very sim
pie. All you have to do is ring the
belle.
II Epicure wants the best way OF
avoiding indigestion through mince
pie, the remedy is easily learned.
Don't eat It.
A correspondent who signs herself
"Fastidious" wants to know how to
convey a delicate hint to lady guest
who persists in using cigarettes. II
she smokes, put her out. This applies
equally whether she smokes cigarettes
or sets herself on fire.
Easy Mark asks the surest way OF
detecting counterfeit notes. Try to
get to serve term on the grand jury,
and then you will know how to find
true bills.
II is hard to answer your question
without further data, Lily Bell. The
fact that your heart flutters strangely
and that you are always blushing. may
be either signs that you are romantic.
ally in love or that you have indiges'
tion.
Worried Wifie-If buying new
bonnet is a crime in you husbands
eyes, just charge It TO him.-Baltimore
American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Germany's Various Rulers.

Germany Is ruled by one emperor.
four kings, six grand dukes, seven
princes and one simple count. These
sovereigns occupy very different de.
grees OF importance, even in the eyes
of their own immediate subjects, but
in one degree or another they all enjoy
the dlgnitles and privileges Of king.
ship, and all have to face some of the
responsibilities OF state Every one of
them has capital ana court of his
own. Some of the capitals are not
very big cities but they are all very
proud.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Tomato Aspic,

Soak a half-boX of gelatin in a cup
of cold water for an hour. Strain the
juice from quart of stewed tomatoes
through flannel bag, to get clear
liquid. Season 1t with teaspoonful
of onion juice, two of white sugar, one
of kitchen bouquet and teaspoonful
of minced parsley; pepper and celery
salt to taste, Bring to gentle boil;
skim, stir in the dissolved gelatin and
strain. without squeezing, through
flannel, While lukewarm, pour into a
wet jelly mold or over the meat that
- to be imbedded In II.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
WEST POINT CLUB.

academic requirements will not be
lowered. The conduct of the club
will be regulated by board of gov.
ernors from among the cadets under
certain club rules framed much after
the bylaws OF the average club
In addressing the members of the
first class on the occasion of the
opeuing Of the club Col. Howe said
to them
You are men now. and are about
TO be thrown with men in all kinds
OF positions, and we want you to get
into the habits of men as far as the
limited opportunities here will per.
nit We want you by your personal
practices to become familiar enough
with those habits that when you meet
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Fellow Travellers.

A Greenwich man tells of Con.
necticut farmer who, after having
driven lot of hogs to Greenwich,
sold them for precisely what had
been offered him before he left home.
you don't seem to have made much
by bringing your hogs down here"
remarked the man who tells the
story.
We'll. no" replied the agricultur.
list, dejectedly, II amt made no mon.
ey, but then, you know" he added, his
face Frightening, Il had the company
Of the hogs on the way down. "-Har-
pers Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
As Phrases Channe.

You know people are criticising
your parsimony," said candid friend,
Never mind" was the answer;
wait till | get as rich as some of
these railway magnates; then the
magazine writer's will compliment me
on my heroic frugality, Washington
Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
An Advantage Of Elaborate pletlon.

An advantage OF Elaborate Dlctlon.
you say he accused you of being
untruthful?"
That's what happened" answered
Piute Pete, with much embarrassment
And lives TO tell the tale?"
well, you see he used long words
in such roundabout way that he
was out o town before | had figgered
out exactly what he meant. Wash.
ington Star
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Iheoretical Ireasure.

"Some rich men are unable to count
all their money"
Yes" said young Mrs, Torkins,
when Charley sits down and figures
how much he is going TO win at the
track next day | am almost certain
he isn't going to be able to count it,"
Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
a Misnomer.

Twas ~ of the night and the tired
man, unable to sleep, was listening to
the dog barking after rats on one side,
another bowling at the moon, on the
other side cats fighting and yowling
on a shed near by, and rats squeakinS
as they scurried to their holes.
"And these fool nature writer's call
them our dumb animals!" he NUT.
tered.-Baltimore American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
The Interest In Risks.

People are always willing to listen
TO a man who wants to make a
speech"
YES" answered Senator Sorghum;
Its the sporting instinct of the Amer.
lean people. They know he's taking a
chance on saying something he will be
sorry for. "-Washington Star
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Dlscourasins News.

Yeast-Dinizulu, the Zuly chief, has
a graphophone with which he enter.
tains his guests, and also an organ Of
English build on which he himself
performs,
Crimsonbeak-No wonder mission.
aries are getting more scarce.-Yonk.
ers Statesman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
In Dreamland,

How does it feel to be counted
out" they asked him.
II don't know" answered the de.
feated pugilist. 81 was a billion miles
away while that was going on."-Chi.
cago Tribune.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
A Problem.

Dad" began Bobby, the world Is
round isn't IT."
so | believe, my son" roN'ied dad.
well, dad" continued Boyug "Low
can it come to an end?-Harper'
Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Greatest Horseback Ride.

The greatest ride on horseback
ever done up to his time was done by
Cowper Thornhill, Huntingdonshire.
England, April 30, 1745, who rode 2l3
miles in 10 hours and II minutes to
win a wager of 500 Guineas.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Sour Grapes.

Viewed seems to be awfully proud
OF his wife" said the old bachelor.
well" rejoined the unsuccessful
sutton, he hasn't much to be proud
OF. She only weighs 80 pounds
Chicago Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
The English Way.

Beacon-Railway servants In Eng,
land are supposed to receive $1,000.
900 a year In tips.
Egbert-Some Of the money goes
to attendants for allowing you to look
after your own trunk,-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Could Hear Him.

Patience-Is her husband still TAX.
Ing soup every day?
Patrice--Well, he's taking soup
every day. but he's not still about 1t
BY any means !-Yonkers Statesman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
May Redlvlvus.

Mary had little am,
Also some little buns.
She made sandwiches out of them,
Just like the railroad ones.
Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Sure Thing.

do you know any way to avoid sea.
sickness
Yes; keep canceling your sailing
date. Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
The Old, Old Story.

or mystic "new- thought" cults I've tried
In vain to be a scholar,
Only to learn that, after ALL
1t takes hard work to earn the dollar.
-Judre
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14

Womans apparel blossoms out in
gorgeousness simultaneously with the
trees and flowers Queen.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
A Parental Kick,

Family Friend--Did you find your
girl trying TO elope?
Old Man (grlmly) and the fel.
low, TO boot.-Raltimor American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Not Lucky.

Bill-Does your brother carry rah.
bits foot?
Jill-No, but he goes around with a
hare.lip. --Yonkers Statesman.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14

With but one or two exceptions
there is not building of the Chicago
worlds fair standing as a permanent
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14
Everybody Busy.

Father has gone back to riding a wheel;
The family is madly gyrating;
Mother has bought n new automobile.
And the children are all roller skating.
Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14

She--Grace could get along with her
husband II she wanted to. Where
there's will there's way.
Heller husband says where there's
will there's won't-Chicago Jour
nal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14

She-I think he's such breezy
chap.
He-He certainly does blow a great
deal about himself.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-09-14

Molly-EIow are you going to reform
him?
Dolly-Marry him.
Molly-GOodness Does he need
such heroic treatment as that?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-27
cularIv on ex marie hearings.

ticularly on ex parte hearings.
If the speech had been made as q
campaign document in a national elec-
ton it would have pleased neither the
friends nor the foes of the corpora
tions. 1t deprecates hasty and ill-con-
sidered legislation as a cure for abuses
Of corporate powers; ii has no SYM
pathy with the national administra-
tons notion that the constitution is
an elastic instrument capable of loose
construction; it recognizes the fact
that some corporations have invited
the popular wrath which has resulted
in destructive laws, and always il
harks back to the foundation fact that
the way to improve the law is to OBJ
serve 1t, and where necessary amend
it.
While the address is not OF great in
terest to the non-professional, it will
appeal to the thoughtful everywhere
as an admirable illustration of the
spirit which should govern lawmakers
and the administrators of law. In
that sense it is a valuable contribution
to the literature of the profession, a
wholesome study of subjects which
concern every American citizen.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-27

our veteran Scot, "is simplicity and
celebrity personified. l had just at
tanned my majority and was scribbling
for a paper, when 1 received a sum-
mons to appear in court to be balloted
to serve as a juryman. All the names
of those summoned were written on
slips of paper. which were folded UP
and placed in a hat. One Of the court
criers stirred them around, then pulled
them out, one by one. Curiously
enough, the first name called out in
stentorian tones was my owni 1 had
at once to step into the Jury box-the
foreman! Fourteen followed in short
order, the whole balIoting and choosing
occupying not more than two minutes.
Finer and more sensible chaps than
my co-Jurymen I never met" contin-
ued the veteran. "All solid, substan-
tial business men of spotless reputa-
ton. l was simply amazed how clear
ly they saw things from all points of
view. They worked as required
'suaviter in modo, fortiter in re'-to
perfection, as the verdicts proved. The
idea Of a criminal or his counsei-the
latter often bigger criminal than his
client-challenging or trying to bully
rag and bulldoZe respectable business
men above reproach is not only pre-
posterous, but simply monstrous, and
would never be tolerated in any cOun-
try in the world but America"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-27
THE BUSINESS OUTLOOK.

Promising that there is a vast diff
ference between the real business of
the country and it's speculative varia-
tons, and considering only the actual
commercial and industrial conditions
apart from the stock market, it is safe
to say that general conditions are most
satisfactory. One mans Judgment on
pressed in a report he made less than
week ago to his associates in New
York by wire. 1.-The business outlook
in the west" said Mr.. Hartman, was
never better than it is today. We look
for big fall business and Union Pa
cific was never in better shane than
it is at the present time"
1t will be conceded that Mr. Harri-
man is a close, accurate observer, and
that his railroads offer about the best
barometer of business conditions pos
sible. His conclusion is supported by
the volume of business being done, the
general progress being made in large
enterprises and the assurance of con-
tinued prosperity offered by the pro-
ductive output of the mines, agricul-
ture and horticulture of the west.
That speculative investments may
be slow in recovering anything like
the values of six months ago is recog-
nized; that the resultant caution of
bankers and the withdrawal OF bank
ing support from speculative ventures
will retard any upward reaction is a
natural eorollary of the decline. But
the merchant and manufacturer who
have been conservative need have no
fear but that their business will main
tain a profitable footing FOR some time
to come.
Even in the securities which have
suffered enormous declines during the
past year there is apparent a pros
pect that the present income value Of
stocks and bonds will tempt the small
investors whose support is always a
factor in the support of the open mar
ket. This class buys for cash, is not
subject to demoralizing calls for mar
gins and is not easily frightened into
selling so long as the income is in
sight to warrant confidence in the
property.
While there is no likelihood of any
sudden rise in such securities, it is
reasonably certain that the depression
has reached its lowest limit on SUBJ
stantial issues and the fear of any
violent crisis is about allayed.