The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-02-09
CASEY on THE CAMPAIGN.
Thinks the Miekenzy Spawl the Foinest
and Freshest Wan.
Apologies NJ Mt DooIey.l

tied up in the frate yard for tin hours
whole tho naiyneers and conductnr won
thawin' the frost out ay thage watches
"0i am, sez he, an am awful cold
Tram ridin all the neWmonia line, but
whisperi where Kin Oi Git 4 dfap af
the eraYtherga
II don't know sez Casey, Hfer that
do be what hay' bin botherin' The depty
shuriifs fer tile pasht two wakes, They
hav' bin playin' blind mans bluff an
sarchin' an annoyin' onr law-abiiin'
widdies AM orfans, an' diYil drap kin
they foind Ger leeeps) They sayzed Il
pung load ay stuff 4 whole ago, but
whin IL wor annyliaea II wud nat mate
the fayquoiremints III The pure food law,
so WAS IN no binnyiit Ia tile force. Ein-
tlemin, sez the iedge, two have no claim
an that unseNed alk yhail; raytnrn 1t to
the tan yard where ye found ii an' I'M
the future sampil awl goods before ray
Inooyal Get 10 back quickly ar the
Asylum win beat yez to the victim X
swell. how II Pollyties,n sez Sullivan,
gain loneinly AZ seven ring three ad.
nailed TO d tellyfone pole, 4af' who are
going To be Mare'g"
aPnllyticks do be dead, Wild little All
no intherest taken. except be those whose
heads bs hangin' handy to the basket,
and hav' their oies oil the AL. but fer
the cuils Iii last years political grout
pile, We wtld have no targets fag our
free an indypiudent BALLOTS this spring.
Afther waitin' Tor the yenAal proli-
dck crap nv aspiring candYdates that
sprouts UP ivery year ID there mad shase
fur their wifeya' amhishun, the publick
wor doomed To dfssypintmint. The crap
wor fayItiTe, but we have the onld
stand byes with us till death Or the
sheriff raymoves thim Wild but little
egort the grout wor busted on ali throt-
ted out be their frinds, warranted thuruly
broke, kind and sound AM credit To
the mares harness
@The furst stone fran the pile have
d wuebeaone, deiertid appearance, wild
the corners knocked off fran the CON
stane contact wild the ballots av an
Iunapprcciative publiek It's friIids think
that wild liberal supply of hummiclSey
( il could be patched up, an The corners
stuck on, and would have q good race
fer the manger.
'erhe next spawl il wan that hav'
bin tbrowed at the target, livery tonne
up. but were laesin' III tensile strenth
an fisemhled shesnut wild the burrs
noelsed off, OF an overworked curryconb
after sizin' up these two bed rocks
wan az the wise byes suggested THAI
lif tile bummickcy held out it would be
d great skeem 80 Foll the two Ia one
wild party pledges sandwiched IN betuns
and call ii round robin and ron ii
at the plhlck. The round robin scheme
wor inYinted by the impulsiye 1iddy
after being handed ont feed Of en-
balmed beef fer his rough riders down
30 Cuba, and it is indorsed be the min
from the original scene at the Scotch
mans Prayer, that w0r printed ia lashi
j, msday's Daily Toines&
"The MciSinzy spawl was the finest
an freshest wan of the heap an showed
but little ilhpres sion Of III contact wild
ihe mares hoof The bves approached
Jawn wid the usual bait of the oai
measure, but Jawn had bit at that disl
before an were skittish an sez, he haw
nat an yer loife.
"As he wudent come up an bite at
the dish in a graceful manner ard wlid
duck fran under the wing ay an ap.
lproaehin' man with an Az Ii wOr de-.
eided to use the lasso. Iawn woF roped
and east and his head pinted at tils
mares stall hat he kicked, squeaked and
also rayfHsed TO pay foive cints fei
tridin an the tFallulu cars that 10 bg
giyin the stone cutters the binHyat an
the noiee walkiW they do be iniying.
after kickin' an bitin' Jawn won
lsubduedand placed himself in the hands
NV his frinds who will make him throt
in the fuTst class Wan ay the hyes
sez, don't be maisy. but reminbel
Sammy Gompnks immortal Slowgan
i yer frinds and dayfeet yer inny
mics. 4 heard that before, seq Jawn
lint yez fred the other baTell at ms
the lasht tonne
but kin Mckinsy get the vote Ht
lis wan az the common. Everyday stont
cutters that are the bedrock az oui
prosperity Shue he have no stone
shed Nv his own. where he can spit
an the stove an tell thin what wont
trump, to carry in their kits. Naythei
have he any foine blocks where no cnt
raise the rint when PAWN assessments
are due, but rimimber this; Mickenzy
lis not pushing himself far the Job; ht
have no party pledges or load that wud
brake down iinv Mare He Is not tied
Iup 70 inny city employees, nor to innN
/ would.be inplyees who wiid want hil
4 out av the public rib; lawn sex that aw
icandydates must stand on their reckerds
4 Mickengy have brains, courage and px
Iperyanee and will insist that al eit5
! Franchises be observed Tie il the peo
Iple's candidate and should fayeeive the
| solid support Of the working people al
! tho Sityzens' caucus, so II il up 30 al
merchants, mechanics and raytired mil
! lynaires to get bizxv"
'Tis long winded yez arc, Casey
4 but kin | wet me whistle in towngs
'NVell. me BIZ, the ardent IA nat 81
scarce here in the city as sugar Or snfi
eoal altho' 'tis timprinee town; sivir
pocket peddlcrs have bin tippin' ye thl
wink and Tue signal il llyin' fran thirt
cen windies ii the bizness blocks"
rs there inny license agitation goin
on Caseyg"
"LiAtin agin, me bye. We have no
ticed the result Nv buttin' III ON the can
iteen in the army. The sarvice Is de-
lmoralized, and unr vinerable sinato'
lhave suggested that awi army rayeruiti
be given second class license az ii
\ 4injueemint 10 inlist We won't butt il
/ here, in this citv Tis foinc and pleasant
lfur the byes now whin they git Their
load on to be tucked away IN the bach
woodshed and kept out of the way A
the cops. Wild q lysense they wud II
IeNposed to ptblick view. Whin the min
lare iniyin' their Saturday afternune hol
llviay npSt summer they win foind pub
iick drinkinl fountains flowing wild On
Ton river water. ON iverF corner, 70 allal
teir thirst. and diAlndae tho weeks I'd