Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-09-06

! ATcHIsoN oLoeE SIGHTS.


- hAAa@ AfH1A~o AsNrNN
! how they love 10 Josh"
Remember that more than half your
suspicious are ~unfouuded.
j. Better make Gus than throw
the blame on some one else.
The only thing easy Of accomplish
ment in this world is TO be poor.
Some men seem to enjoy a toothpick
/ as much as others enjoy a c'Sar.
Some men are called conservative
! when In reality they are only slow.
There are very few unhappy mar
riagcs; the unhappiuess comes later.
What has become OF the old-fashioued
man who wore leather suSpeAder1.
A woman who Is loved by her hus-
band and children is always all right.
whenever we see a lioa tanner, we
wonder how he escaped being an agent.
When a man can be nygnotizcJ TO
do "A thing, he wanted 10 do il any
way.
Occasionally you find an old fash
toned horse that scares at a railroad
train
Ti,ere is always a good demand for
hands at harvest time and In the nam
mock.
when children play school, getting
the lessons is never a feature of their
pasrime-
II is light housekeeping when a
couple eats two meals out or three
When a man thanks you for pointing
out an error he has made, he doesn't
mean il.
A great many more women are too
ten6er hearted to XIII q chicken than
are vegetarians.
A woman is fairly well pleased with
the weather If she can manage TO keep
her hair in curl.
Our idea of a trusting nature is a
person VITO calls what he buys from an
gent a bargain"
When q man quits a job, his en-
pfOyer is apt TO say, II gave up the
chance Of his life"
ThsS timid person wastes a good deal
OF ting, after Is IS over, telling what
ne felt like saying
Put a ring In your nose and a
woman will not notice ii If she has
her children with her.
They say Of an Atchison man that he
has SO little sense that he can't appre-
eiatc a pretty MIA
About the only thing that can be
said In W. or store teeth IS that
they are better than none.
When we see a woman deliberately
dressed. we always wonder how she
gets nerSeJ apart at hlGnL.
What has become Of the Old-fash-
3oned man who crossed his legs n let
his little SOL ride his foot?
II IL wasn't for his wife, the average
man would use q handkerchief until
II was as black as the stove.
Occasionally a man objects to fire.
quent bathing on the ground that too
many baths are weakening"
How the ROSTERS are catching it
nowi Wherever you 60 these days,
you have fried rooster 10 eat.
Occasionally a mar plays for a hero
medal, and only succeeds in attracting
the attention. Of the fool killer.
Listen to any woman five minutes
and You will near her say that she is
too particular" to do this or that.
You may think you are handicapped
bat think OF the bashful young man
when corn on the cob is plentiful.
Answer to correspondent. No, a good
business head does not include an abil-
lily to mind other peoples business.
Some women have such a tender,
sympathetic nature they are almost as
easily affected as the stock market.
We can't all look at things in the
same light: No doubt the man who
wears sidewhiskers admires them.
The man who hires his children to
be good never gets the results obtained
BY the father who uses a whip.
The chances are usually about even
enough alone will make matters much
worse.
Some people spend half their time
telling what they intend to do, and the
either half explaining why they didn't
do II.
As a general rule, the person who is
a good ice skater. regards roller skat-
ing a good deal the way a boy re CARDS
walking.
get whisky Is not small. but II seems
trifang compared with the trouble the
whisky brings.
SO many expressions are erroneous,
for instance. you often hear, HE is as
BROWN as a berry" Who ever heard OF
q row berry?
We are thankful that there is no one
around our house who insist on read
ting aloud the MIR. Dooley Letters In
the Irish dialect.
II may look as though you regularly
get the worst OF 1t In everything. but
you don't Fate is too big to fool with
any one individual.
There are several other jokes in
The papers besides the OF
men who are going to the harvest
fields for their health.
fou may tnink you accomplish your
task expeditiously and we'll, but after
II Is done. there is always someone to
tell you OF a better way.
Doctors are now prescribing whisky
as an antidote for poison ivy. There
seems. however, TO be no antidote for
the poison contained in whisky.
When returning from q vacation, a
man is expected TO lie almost as much
about the improved condition OF his
health as about the fish he caught.
W@ea 4 Spin gets lonesome. il
should be SOME consolation to her to
realize that there isn't a ma in the
world who has the right to beat her.
The only breaks In the monotcny Of
a model married mans life are those
caused by death and the seasons
changes from peas to corn and beans
The old pioneers endured a great deal.
Tur Instance there was frequently but
one room in the house: no chance to
complain about sleeping In the hottest
room
When q man is going wrong, his
friends dislike to speak to him. about
IL. But the devil has no hesitancy in
speaking to him" when the time
comes
Every mar saves a lot of old clothes
TO 20 hunting in, but the only hunting
he ever does is for the clothes, only to
discover that his wife has given them
AWAY
The maj who calls on you in your
office. with u letter Of Introduction. is