Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-05-11
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rs be out of dangerT" "No. The
Plain Dealer.
Would you get married IL you were
met" Il don't believe l could-if /
were Houston Post.
Wise-Now, he's got what l call
horse sense" Ascum-How, for In
stance? Wise--He never gets ON one.
Philadelphia Press
He-I always have my evening din
ners served a In carte She-From one
of those night lunch wagons. suppose.
Chicago Daily News.
Mabel accepts more rings from men
than any girl know" IL don't under
stand" shes telephone operator"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
do you see any great future for
Panama?" Certainly. Look at the
great excursion resort It has already
become, Washington Star.
Whyte-So you went TO that special
list for your rheumatism. Did he give
you relief2 Browne--He relieved me
of ten dollars. -Somerville Journal.
~ admires a man." said Uncle Eben,
dat keeps hopin' fob de best But
doesn't like to see him sit down n call
II days work Washington Star
do you consider a chauffeur worth
two hundred dollars a month"; well,
the last one had ran away with my
wife, and you knew my wife. old man"
Life.
A woman In northern Missouri has
sued an editor because, in writing the
obituary of her husband, he stated He
has gone to IA happier home."--Kansas
City Post
PatIence-Dont you admire her
hair? Patrice-Indeed do! al
ways admired It. In fact, came near
buying Ii before she dfd.-Yonkers
! Statesman.
| ST. Peter-What makes you so busy2
Recording AngeI-.Taklng the names Of
| New Workers who are still insisting
that they have no taxable property
| Harpcr's Bazaar.
II kt-t=Aft III ell4sl't seem to be worry
ing any about your failure in business
! Pyker-Oh, no that's one of the things
have turned over to my creditors.
! Chicago Daily News.
Myer-There goes the widow Naggs.
They say she drove her husband to an
untimely grave. Gyer-Well, that isn't
80 bad She might have made him
walk there Chicago Daily News
Mr. Iggs-Is your program full up,
Miss 'Awkins2 Miss 'Awkins (under
slight misapprehenslon)-- Mot much 1t
been ere. What times supper7-Pick-
Me-Up.
He-Oh please, Mile. Jeanne. do not
call me Mr.. Durand. She (coyly) oh,
but our acquaintance is 30 short Why
should / not call you that? well.
chiefly because my name Is Dupont"
Nos Loisirs
Benedlck THAT luminous paint is IA
splendid invention. singleton-What
do you use 1t for? Benedick-We paint
the BABY race 70 we can give MIN
drink In the night without lighting the
gas.--Chlcago Chronicle.
He (after the refusaD -Had been
rich, perhaps your answer would have.
been quite different. She Perhaps.
Ile--But poverty is no crime. She
oh, yes, 1t is-and the punishment Is
hard labor illustrated Bits.
My daughter is positively delighted
with her new piano" said Mrs. Mex
dorc; she's quite familiar, you know.
with sall the classic composers -
"FamiliarTr excfntmetl Mrs. Peppery,
why she's positively nippant."-Ph
adelphIa Press.
The Gentleman Farmer (nnxlously)
What In the world, Uncle Totterly,
do you suppose Is the matter with my
hens? Why, this morning / found six
Of them lying ON their backs. cold and
stiff, with their feet sticking up la the
air The Ancient Man (after suit
able season of cogitation) Yer hens Is
dead Mr.. Cittily.--Puck.
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