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Evening journal., 1907-05-21
White Lawn Waists

Our stock of Lawn and Bahste
Waists is now at its best; many and
various models from which 10 select
Prices from ....... .....I5c to 50. 90
Any in-between price. We mention
two special values under price.
Strictly tailor-made white cross lar
plaid Nainsook. New style sleeve
and cuff Plain or embroidered
separate linen stiff collar. worth 81;
........................ ....-. 81 oU
The same style Waist. not as fine
as above. Made to sell for $50;
tor...... ....... ......... ........ Sl UU
Evening journal., 1907-05-21
White Goods

Anticipating a big white goods
season, we prepared early in the
year and are now showing splen-
did assortments of French and
Persian Lawns, Freuch Batiste,
Orgardy, sc. As a special we
offer so pieces figured and dot
effects. Mercerized Wasting,
worth &c. 1hc
Evening journal., 1907-05-21
FOR NERVOUS DISORDERS

Take Horsford's Acid Phosphate
Restores strength and induces refresh-
Ing sleep without the use Of dangerous
drugs
Evening journal., 1907-05-21
Extraordinary Opportunity to Save
Money in Desirable Merchandise

The overowing with fashionable staple merchan
disc The following only of values to be
found stocks All marked prices ha: money for YOU
Evening journal., 1907-05-21
PeTcales-12%c

Why pay r5c when the same
Percale is sold here for IL I-2c ?
About 200 patterns OF the season s
best styles and best quality made
from which to select, SO inches
WIDE 49,. 80. -. ....... IL l-2c
Evening journal., 1907-05-21
JAMES F. NIELDS

Bonds for Investment.
Local Securities Bought and Sold.
~ w. Cor. Eighth and Market Streets.
Evening journal., 1907-05-21
Cotton Wash Goods

A grouping OF special wash fab
rics, such as Fine Printed Organ
dies, Dotted Swiss, Dimities,
Plaid or Gro S Bar Organdy, aud
all colors in Plain Lawns; worth
2sc, 2oc, I8c and rsc per yard /;
all priced ...... ........... IL 1.2c
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-06-16
KAN|HO GETS HIS
REVENGE IN COURT

Ming Pee, Chinaman carrying on
a general fruit, vegetable and ice cream
business near the Fishmarket, found
out that the dyeing of the face of the
Hon. FL. M Kaniho, through using ana
line dyes on watermelon, was a costly
proposition yesterday. He refused to
plead either guilty or not guilty in
court when brought up before Judge
Whitney, insisting that the judge could
tell whether he had transgressed the
laws or not and that it was not for
him, unworthy to sit at the feet of so
learned a jurist, to usurp this prerog>
alive.
He testified that he had colored the
pieces of watermelon of which Kaniho
had partaken for his own use and that
he enjoyed eating poison greatly, but
would not think of serving anything
of that kind to a Representative under
any provocation. The fact that the
fruit had been treated with analine
dyes was testified to by Food Commits
sioner Duncan, and the Chinaman was
fined $40 and costs for violation of the
Territorial food law.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-06-16
MORE TROUBLE At
FISHMARkET SALOONS

The saloons in the vicinity of the
Fishmarket turned out the usual quota
of drunks yesterday and in one in
stance the vile liquors served in that
section caused a charge Of resistance
to an officer to be placed against q
native. officer Peter made three ar
rests on charges Of drunkenness and
was taking his prisoners to the patrol
wagon, when a native named MauH at
tackled him for the purpose of releasing
the three drunks. Peter was the wrong
man to try this game with, however,
and brought all four to the police sta.
ton, where they had charges placed
against their names
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-06-16
SUNDAY CONCERT
At MAKEE ISLAND

This afternoons public band con-
cert will be at Makee Island, Waikiki,
beginning at o'clock, when the fol-
lowing program will be played:
PART T.
THE Old Hundred"
Overture-tRoad to Glory. king
Gavotte-"Princess May ..Kottaun
Banad-"Light of the World" Adams
"Reminiscences of Verdi $3.50. Godfrey
PART II.
vocal-Hawaiian Songs. AR. by Berger
.......... Donizetti
Fantasia-"Vienna Blood" Strauss
yerture-"Esmeralda ...... Herman
THE Star Spangled Banner
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-06-16
DID YOU FIND TRIP
TOLEMONS YELLOWLY

OF course not. Hunted all over town,
but could not find him. Why? Be-
cause you did not go to the Seaside.
Everybody is there on Sunday and
Yellowly was enjoying one of those de-
Iicious dinners. Remember, music to-
dav all afternoon and evening
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-06-16

Clara-You may not believe it, but
said mo" to seven different men
during the past winter. Maude-Oh,
don't doubt it. What were they SELL
ing.-Chicago Daily News.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-06-16

DO you think we should let women
vote?'' Certainly. Why not? We let
them earn money all other Ways
Life
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-06-16

Suburban Host Ito unexpected supper guesNo then Miss
Hobson of this oeror 0ookinat
round and discovering there other dish not-Te Tat1er
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
FINGERS OF SCoRN


Another example Of how little team
work there iB among the Oahu Repre-
senlativos occurred this morning when
The bill to provide a pension fund for
retired public school teachers came M
for third reading. Long has been
working hard for the passage Of this
measure, but he apparently has Iiltle
support from his fellow Representa-
lives OF this island.
Rawlins, chairman of the Judiciary
Committee. whom one would suppose
would be fully cOnversant with the
provisions of the bill, and have his
mind made up concerning II, arose and
asked permission To question Long
concerning II. lie wanted to know
whether or not Long was sure that
the measure was not In conflict with
the Organic Act
Long replied that he was not sure
but the bill had been carefully exam
incd by the Education Committee, the
Attorney General and the Governor,
and had the approval of all of them
RawlinH stated that he was not pre-
pared to vote on the measure, and
asked that further consideration of II
he postponed until Monday. II waa
20 ordered.
ROUTINE WORK.
The House, after the usual preim-
inaries, took up the third reading Oi
the following bills:
House Bill n, an Act making appro-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20

priatiOns for the departmental use Of
The Territory, introduced by Repre-
sentative Rice.
pass third reading. Representative
Rawlins before the final passage OF
the same offered an amendment To the
general expense OF Honolulu landings
ana wharyes, making $4,000 In lieu Of
$4,000. The amendment was lost.
Rice said that II was not proper for
any member to offer amendment on
the third reading and moved that the
item AS originally specified (sl3,OO0)
pass, Carried.
kaleiopu moved that he be allowed to
amend the amount Of money for the
promotion work, raising II to $4,000
instead of $4,000. IN support OF ms
amendment Kaleiopu said that since
the establishment of the promotion of.
flee In this country, Hawaii has been
greatly benefited by the arrivals here
.ol tourists who have expended money
literally. This $4,000 Is but very
small amount of money compared to
what Honolulu, Hio and in fact all OF
Hawaii, has received from the tour
lists who have come within our doors.
RICE OBJECTS TO CRITICISM.
Rice said that he had been merci-
essly attacked by certain class of
people through the press for trying 10
cut down items that were essentially
necessary to promote the welfare OF the
country, He advised his legislative
colleagues to prove that they have
backbone and not to allow themselves
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
DEPARTED.

Tuesday March 10.
Stslr. Niihau, Townsend, for Maka'
we'll, y. IN.
Stmr. Noeau, Peterson. for MANU-
kona, HonOkaa and kukuihaele. y. m.
Stmr. w. @. Hall. 5. Thompson, for
Kauai ports. 3 y. IN.
Stmr. lwalani, Piltz, for MOlokai.
Maui, and Lanai ports, y. m.
Jap. 5. s. Chiusa Maru. MiZumO. for
Yokohama, g y. m.
"Wednesday. March 20.
S. $. Alameda. DOwdell, for San
Francisco. 1915 a. m.
$. 5. Nippon Maru, Filmer. for the
Orient, $40 "a. IN.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
The man who is slow to grasp an
opportunity often finds II empty.
I. + + Z. I. :: {. + 4. 4 + (. + 4 + 4 +

!: = = Z. = 4. {. + 4. 4 + 90 + = -
of the United States,
Lane moved the adoption of the res.
clution. Smith moved to refer il to
the Land Committee. Coelho said he
supported the resolution because Oahu
County was getting the use of all the
uroperty nj present. while the outside
Counties were being. Disseminated
against Dowsett he favored the res.
clutlon. but thought II should be re-.
ferred to the Judiciary Committee.
This action was taken.
MANY Bills Pass
Smith introduced bill giving the
Counties the right to exercise the
power of eminent domain for certain
public uses.
The Governors veto of House Bill
Is, relating to coroners inouests was
received. Chillingworth moved to re.
fer the matter to the Judiciary Com.
n,ittee. Carried.
Senate Bill A. exempting from tax.
alton the property used In sisal. cas-.
tor oil, Hawaiian starch. vanilla and
manioca starch, came up for third
reading, but on motion by Smith ac,
ton was deferred until 2 D. M.
Senate Bill So, providing for the III.
ing by corporations of certificates of
Increase of capital stock: House Bill
"a, requiring street RAILWAYS In Homo.
lulu to sprinkle the street between
their rails within city limits: House
Bill 81, authorizing the return of Il
verdict for a lesser offense under
charge for greater offense; House
Bill SO, relating to writs OF quo warran.
to; and House Bill 81, relating TO the
publication of statements of co.part.
nership, all passed third reading.
House Bill IL, providing for the
maintenance of the families of deceas.
ed persons pending the administration
OF their estates, and House Bill l2O, re.
lating to the registration of co.partner-
ships, were referred to tho Judiciary
Committee.
House Bill II, authorizing the use OF
typewriting machines In making pub.
lie records was referred to the Aliscel.
aneous Committee.
Senate Bill II, providing for n grad.
uated income tax, was referred to the
Ways and Means Committee.
Senate Bill ~. exempting the In.
mates of the leper settlement from
taxation, was referred to the Judiciary
Committee,
Teachers Turned Down
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20

p. b.. . O. D. s. o.. ID. =. I'd. |. b. L. ~ ID. ~
banana rots cIcorcd nj the Globe
49,, A.. g,.r,.gl,r IA ,,,it, An with
r,r,rgI parade s,uy,nir. for sale n,
ali 80. s'ar5r
''' wv, ,'''',"., IT., q. ,,,, .,,, >,
-p VI .''''' ~ INV
Eht'"u" h"N''!'
tue N"al nriI'N party o' tourists Wv,
parted Tor nome Wy the Nlal,''u' 'U Qua
lHhe your carriage OF Hulo"'ool'e /"
iaWaliah carriage Mah's' '"'' 'o' w,
-ip-dsis repairs. 49,,
a N"Iu'I~ S"'u "' '"' ''"I VI ~"
Nhl'h'\ 81 property 'a"s'u the "''''"
OBJ u'' .'''. oal' .,....,
y ', r-,,, LIE" ., w.. ,n.aros
,,,, ,'.'' ,. o.t ,'''' " w ''
4 Goryfr and wife were outgoing
.paggrro,rs ON the Alameda. They 10
tu Scotland for "a visit.
Mrs Konrns' Hawaiian preserves and
rhuncy packed and shipped by every
,tpampr. Ordor q case.
Won would enjoy life more it you
drank Primo beer. because you would
feel stronger and better.
All persons between the ages Of
twenty and sixty Years, unless exempt.
cd nv i,,., are IiahI. for persop,i
- ,n.,i 81 "a es...N I'D
- wv - -. 49, '.,iu
are "e'e'y "o'"eo "''' VIC S'e W."
become delinquent on 'he S'S' IN
slant.
benn! \ Co. rent automatic sewing
machines, 81. per week or 81 month
Phone Main ass, Fort St
There h only one Expert Hat Clean
or, ON" location. Try MIN. ll2i foli
Street, opposite CIub STABLES.
BI"m mHsIih underwear SAFE u no"
ON II give" You TN" chance I" -
cure TINS underwear al tN'op'iohhIS
. low prices.
TIN" engagement ui Miss Emma BAKE
OF THIS cliy to H. II. knhe "i Iduhenr,
Mani, Is announced. The wedding VIII
j." 10 June.
coat your IRON roofs win ARABIC
You will be surprised ut It's cooling and
prcsorvatiye properties. California
"oed Co agents.
y,u can ,Iwnyg dcpcnd on the puriry
rr C,runtlnn Cream tho urodurt of
|ro,Itby pnciOr Coast cows This crrnm
I IL spld nv Henry Nav g. Co. I'D
| Reoulor mrntiup Of Thpudnre RCosC-
wolf Cnmp M I of the T. :. W. Y.
This evening In thpir uuortors In Way
crIcy hail A fuII attenduuca nj m,u-
Innrg ig renIcgtcd
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
First quarter OF the moon. Mar. 81.
ARRIVED.

Tuesday March 10.
Jap. S. $. Nippon Maru, Filmer.
from san Francisco, y. m.
Wednesday, March 20.
Stmr. Mikahala. Gregory, from
Kauai ports. "a. m.
Stmr. Likelike, Naonala, from XII
hOlo. with S5 head of cattle. 3 80 a. M.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
DUE TOMORROW.

Stmr. Claudine, Parker. from Maui
end Hawaii ports. early In morning.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
Some Storekeepers

think the only way to in
crease profits is to increase
gross sales. Some try to do
it by cutting down running
expenses.
We can show you a store
systoR that will give you a
greater profit this year on
the same amount of bust
ness as you did last year.
We can show you another
system that will increase
both your gross sales and
percentage of profit. Call
and see.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
AwAIlAN TRIBE No. l, l. 0. p. NJ

Meets every second and toUuh
FRIDAY OF each month I'm !. o. o. r.
Hall
Visiting brothers cordially invited 8
attend
T. V. TODD. Elrn"m.
A. i. MURPHY. {. OF Il
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
LOCAL AND GENERAL


So q
The Session Laws Of the
present Legislature are, by 20
contract with the govern.
mcnt. printed IN the Even.
ing Bulletin on the day 60
they are signed by the "
b Governor. Act was print 20
ed Feb, 27, A 3 months -
subscription costing So. g
Will secure all the Acts as 50
they are passed. "
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-20
nAMlEN COUNCIL 10. 5ss, Y. NJ. !.

Meets every second and fourth Wed.
nesday OF each month at San Antonio
Hail. Visiting brothers cordially In.
vited TO attend.
T.. w. WEED, Pres.
L. V. TODD, Secy.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
But Most Need 1t.


In many parts of the land the state
legislatures are very busy grinding out
laws that no one will take the trouble
TO obey and that the next legislature
will repeal to make room on the books
for laws of the same kind of its own
make
The average legislature takes itself
quite seriously, or shall we say that it
oVerdocS the thing in Il conscious eff
fort to earn its salary? 1t goes on
making laws that no one can under
stand and over which the supreme
court must scratch its head several
times before it can guess at their mean
ing. Then it expects people to obey
them.
The average man doesn't mind obey
ing reasonable laws if they do not in
terefere with his business, but with the
old ones that are on hand and the new
ones that are now being born at the
rate of half a dozen minute he simply
hasn't the time.
Surely in this busy age no one but
member of the legislature would ex-
pect a man to sit up all night just for
the purpose of Obcying new laws, but
how else could he do it?
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
Indians on Education,

In lI44. at the treaty of the govern
mcnt of Virginia with the Six Nations
at Lancaster, Pa, the Indians were
invited to send six youths to Williams
burg college to be educated free. 1t Is
rule of Indian courtesy not To answer
important questions on the day they
are asked. After deliberating they
declined the invitation. They said that
they had sent several Young men to
the colleges of the northern provinces
and when they returned they were
poor runners, ignorant of how to get a
living in the woods, could not bear cold
or hunger could not build cabin, take
deer or kill an enemy and spoke their
own language badly. They were not
tit for hunters, warriors or councillors
They We're totally good for nothing
''lf the gentlemen of Virginia will send
us dozen of their sons. we will take
great care of their education, instruct
them in all we know and make men Of
them"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
COUNTY
Transfers of Real Estate.

The following nnras nf tr,r.f.r. ,,f
real estate are of more or less interest
Adam, Io,,,I, ,o ,,,,, II n,II.,,..
rrn,,nr', in I,,I |I,,' VI! ~,
Paol'itE IN i'"''''i'"il" ""'l'i"h 10 west
WlI;a,, r;ii. -, =, .r,....... ,..,,.
nrn,,nrt' i, Nri'Iia,, W '"o'''"A N''''N'
G,,,,n,. y,,,'I.,.,,''. b.. ,r,...,. +, ,.....
fI " '''oI''nN II, ia"
va VII, '>'''',''' me, F-o'
,,.'',i.S, HI W. u" 'I,ian'n" iLl H. N'I"'N.
Ivy ~ ~ y. '',', cow
j., I,I,a "''. I'N 10 l'""'a A'N' property
- ''''
,,',,'n,,, WvI'",,n W,I 10 Mlthael higgins
~ ''' '''''''''.. sow
n.',. ii,E'iI, az ,"? ~ '' 1''Nc'' property
,naI. nuIm ME Enhh9n TO .MichaeI higgins
JF''S II, ",' '"'''''',' Fl''.
X. '".rm ] ,Ia Ia''t' y" r,I, . beaver tract OF
'''0' ','''''' ''''" ''''''''' F'''
=, onSoLlaatSon Coal company to John ).
Snrn ''''''' 'o' III H'N''"'' rl"' "u'l'I"il'
NlIIlam Walters {" +" to Will \. Cole
man property III Al''Sa'IE county 9LIH''
J"hn g. barth, t" Arthur &. Beyam, part
OF tract called Consolidation 81 acres, S5D.
Leonard X. LIewellym to Francis II.
i.leWellNn, property known as Lower
hoontz Farm, =, 200.
AleXander A. DAVIS. William B. Davis.
ana EhIaheth Nelson lhraNher to David
Nelson IhraNher property near Midland,
-, ',''
Robert ;. CaIderhead to Charles f. Son
ntnDufG, property IN l.OnarDnIlN. -
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
DRESSED SEALSklN.
The Way This Beautiful Fur Is
brought to Perfection.

"''! 'e''HN''' J"'N' i" '"'"
I'I'' WIN ,'e COURSE h'rd OF cry
'.''' '''',>N''' "' '"'l."' ,'', "'' ~
''',''' "''i' ''le 'o'' "l '''' l'Nl''E uI
c''"'N' "'i' - SUI u',N WIN '''e vast "'l-
'',''''c "''i' '''''l''
',>N'''| ""i n'S''S "'i'""S 'n' '"IN
W 'i' '"' vi * we may l"'''' '''''
N'''' i''TS Ill 'il' ro''H OF lIe longer
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
The Hero of the Adiqe.

Il will give hundred French louis
TO any one who will venture to deliver
these unfortunate people," said Count
Spolvcrini when the swollen Adige
swept away the bridge of Verona with
the exception of the center arch. On
this section stood a house whose in
mates cried for help from the windows
as they saw the foundations slowly
giving way. \ young peasant seized a
boat and pushed into the food. He
gained the pier, took the whole family
into the little boat and carried them
safely to land. Here is your money,
my brave young fellow" said the
count. No" said the youth. Il do not
sell my life. Give the money to this
poor family who have need of it,"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
Seneca on the Ways of God.

Why does God alllict the best of men
with i'll health or sorrow or other trou-
blcS? Bccau'c in the army the most
hazardous services are assigned to the
h"avcSt srldie"S. \ general sends his
choicest troops to attack the enemy in
miin ght amhuScade, to rcconnoiter
his line of march or to drive the hostile
sslrri;onS from their strong places. No
rHr of these men says as he begins his
E.H"ch. THE general has dealt hardly
with me-" bHt lie has Judged well of
ne Let those who are b,ldcn to Suf-
FIR what makes the weak and coward
ly Weep say likewise, God has thought
Is worthy subjects on whom to try
hoN much suffering human nature can
en- 'urr"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
ORIENT Al JUGGLERS.
Fcnts Performed by Chinese and
East Indian NngIci1ns


During a trip through the far east
| was much impressed with the won.
dcrtul fcats performed by some Of the
Chinese and Indian jugglcrs and
slctEht Of hand artists" said a Chi
cago man the otlicr day. I'm Amcri-
can thcatcrS we see some Skillful
work along these lines. but the prr-
former is usually at Il considerable
distance from the spectators and
could employ many aids that the ori-
entails do not use.
Il have seen Chinese and Indian
magicians come on board Il ship and
in the center of Il circle Of passengers
perform tricks that are little short of
marvellous. For instance. one of the
Chinese would ask "a spectator to
place Il coin III the IattCr'S hand The
Chinaman would close the fingers one
after another over the piece of money
and then, 10y passing his hands over
the closed fist of his "Subicct." would
in SOM mysterious manner extract
the coin | have had this trick work
ed on me Il number of times. and |
am no nearer to knowing how it is
done than | WAS the first time.
"Thcn have seen an Indian magi-
clan coIae ont on deck, place a small
seed on the plamkS. pour a little water
over it, cover With a small cloth for Il
moment and then remove the cloth to
disclose living plant a foot or more
nigh. These fellows do not wear long
almost be concealed. but hav" bare
aruS There is said to he elan of
jugglcrS among whom the secrets of
the craft are icalouSly preserved and
handed down from father TO som
Detroit Free Press
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
Absence of Mind.

pr. Jenkins of Stanford university is
head professor of the department OF
zoology. He is often profoundly alb
1orbcd in the problems of his profess
zion
He WAS reading one evening after
dinner when his wife approach'' and.
touching him on the shoulder. remark
ed softly, "Oliver Mr.. and Mrs. Bran
ncr are coming over this evening. 50
Just 90 upstairs and put on your other
coat"
The professor complied without n
murmur. An hour later, when the Wis
it0rS h1d been in house some time,
the hostess eNcu - ! herself for mo.
ment and slipped upstairs to see what
detained Dr. Jenkins. She found him
in bed, calmly sleeping.
"Oh, to be sure, the Brannersr' he
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
Monta qne on Self Assertion,

Not to speak roundly of Il mans self
implies som" want of courage. dare
to speak of myself and only of myself
Nh"I write of anything else miss
my way and wander from the subject.
|, who am monarch of the matter
whereof treat and who am account
able 20 nun", do not, nevertheless. al
ways believe in myself. | often haz-
ard SalIi"S of my own wit, wherein
very much suspect myself. and certain
verbal puihblcS at which | shake m
ears, Tut let them 20 at Il venture.
see that others get reputation 10y Su
things; 'tiS not for me alone to Judge.
| present myself standing and lying.
before and behind. my right side and
my left, and in all my natural postureS
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
Wei Up In Geoqraphy.

" here WaS Christ born?" asked the
teacher of Willie. Willie pondercd
nN...ir and finally announced:
''I.JUyh Chunkr'
'A.luch Chunk" exclaimed the
lr@'1cr You ought to know better
tG.l 'hat. Why. little Georgia knows
" '' hriSt WAS lorn. Where was
H. va, Gcorgir:"
49,. ,a' sh.'ill treble of the four-year-
oil a..SWe"ed:
'rrthl ,hrm"
"Th3t 5 ri@ht," said the teacher
"Neli," said Willie, pouting, Il knew
it VAS somewhere on the Lehigh Valley
rtilWAy"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-04-06
How Bismarck Got Well,

DO You not find it IL great relief, =
asked bismarck of Count Beust at Gas
tein in 1871. "to smash things when
YOU are in passion? One day was
over there pointing to the windows
of the empcror's apartments opposite
and | got into Il violent rage On
leaving | shut the door violently. and
the key remained in my hand. went
to Lchndorf'S room and threw the key
into the basin, which broke into hun
drcd pieces. What is the matter? he
exclaimed. Are you ill., L was ILL., |
replied, 'but l am now quite well,
thank YOU"