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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
NO RAW WESTERNER
BAT" MAsTERsoN coRREcTs A
WRONG IMPRESSION.
Has Become Of the East, Though He
Owns to a Fondness for the West
He Has Left--An Early
Day Tragedy.

"This talk about my being raw
men at every meal is rather tire
some' said BAT" Masterson, sheriff
of Dodge City, Kas.. back In the sew
entities; deputy marshal of Trinidad,
Col, one of the rangers who went
lighting Indians with Gen. Miles. and
now deputy United States marshal In
New York city.
when the president appointed me
10 the position | now hold, | had been
living for four years in a hotel on a
prominent corner in New York. he
continued. Yet It was made to seem
as though had just stepped out of the
plains with sombrero hat. cowboy
trousers, a belt full of guns, and ready
to shoot up the town. | was followed
with cameras and flashlights until life
was made a burden. l have lived In
the east long time now but. OF
of course, / am still something OF a
westerner. A man who is once west
erner never gets over 1t. He cant. II
gets in his system,
when a man had to travel hundreds OF
miles on stage coach in order to get
anywhere, we had some adventures
now and then. For instance, one day
in 1873, when / was sheriff of Dodge
City and my brother was marshal, he
saw on the street two obstreperous
cowboys who threatened to do harm
to innocent bystanders. and started to
take their guns away from them. He
told them to disarm and they refused.
He wrestled with one for his gun. i
saw the other shoot at my brother and
miss, and then | saw the fellow whom
my brother was wrestling with dis
charge the bullet into his abdomen.
My brother fell dead. had been run
ming up, and was then ten or IL feet
away. Before either of the cowboys
could fire had shot them both dead.
Only a matter of 20 seconds had
elapsed since the fracas began, and
there lay the three dead bodies in the
middle of the street"
Marshal Masterson modestly de-
clined to go further into the history of
his shooting scrapes. There was
quite a lot of shooting going on then"
he said, but it was mostly confined to
the obstreperous individuals, who set.
tied their difficulties in that way. II
one of them attacked a man who had
always been peaceful and industrious.
and refrained from quarreling through
no lack of moral courage, the bully
who wanted to fight was attacked in
turn. and told that II he could not find
his own kind to fight with he had bet
ter leave town. A man was recognized
for his true worth, everybody was out
spoken. and hypocrisy was not toll.
Grated"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Fuentes Had a Straight Tip.

That American actors are not the
only stage heroes is proven by the
following anecdote Of the recent earth
quake in Mexico City: Luckily the
principal theater was empty, the play.
goers and players were gone, when
the shock came. Not so at the Arbeu
There the performance was In full
blast. The lights in the theater went
out. For a moment there was silence
Then was felt the shock. Panic-strick-
EN- cries went up from all portions OF
the house.
The situation was critical. In case
the audience attempted to leave the
house hundreds would be killed in the
melee. Fuentes, the leading actor,
was equal to the emergency. With re-
markable promptitude and self-posses-
sion he advanced to the front of the
stage and while the building was rock.
ing, assured the audience that the
shock would soon be over and that
there was not the slightest danger.
Just where Fuentes got the tip that
the thing wouldn't last long and would
not be violent he did not divulge but
the audience voted him a trump and
kept its seats till the thing was over.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Oratory and Its Dangers.

Grand oratory is new thing, and
1t seems to be dangerous. Ulysses s.
never talked, and, therefore, never got
into trouble on account of his tongue.
It Is good rule for soldiers and sail
ors. says the Washington Star. Even
politicians, whose business 1t is to
talk and who should study words in
all of their power both to enlighten
and to confuse, often trip and find 1t
necessary to issue supplement car
rying key to the first edition. In
this day of banquets and addresses,
when everybody is drafted and few
smilingly decline, the plea of misquo.
tation is often made. But the fact re.
mains that the difficulty Is more fire.
quently with The speaker than with
the reporter. The latter, as a rule, Is
practiced in his duty, and has no ends
to serve but those of accuracy, while
the Impractical speaker is liable to
say unintended things and regret in.
tended things after they have been
said. Cold type is the greatest of eye.
openers,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
What Rolling Stone Docs Get.

After an absence of five or six
years, Ephraim returned to the little
town in Maryland where he had been
born and reared. From his brown
derby hat to his patent leather shoes
he was dressed in the tiptop of fash
ion. His first call was made on his
brother Bill, a slow, plodding kind of
darby, who had never even been to
Baltimore.
Ephraim told with great enthusiasm
his experiences in Philadelphia,
Washington, New York, Chicago. St.
Louis, San Francisco and other
places, In which he had piled his call
ing of barber. He wound up rather
softly with:
Say. Bill, kin you len me two dol
lars?"
Bill looked with just a touch of
scorn at the fine clothes of the wan
derer and drew small roll of bills
from his pocket. He peeled off two
ones, handed them to his brother and
said:
ITS the old story, / see, Eph. A
rolling stone gathers no moss
Ephraim drew himself up, adjust
ed his coat by the lapels, flecked an
imaginary speck of dust from his
sleeve, and replied:
Yes, Bill, but he gifts a mighty
sight O. polish
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
FIRST TO CROSS PACIFIC.
side-Wheei Steamer Aroused Much
Interest In Japan.

II saw the first steamship flying the
American flag that ever crossed the
Pacific ocean enter the harbor OF
Hongkong." said Frederick r. Ster-
ling merchant Of Hongkong.
THAT vessel was the Colorado, and
II landed in Hongkong in 1869. 1t was
the first day OF January. and there was
big crowd of people Of all nationals.
ties to see her. Being a side-wheeler
OF the old.fashioned type. she was a
curiosity. At the request of Isaac j.
Allen, the American consul general,
the ship gave an excursion around the
Island on which the city is situated. I
was among the 1900 on board. 1t
was a gala day. Whistles blew, people
shouted, and numerous small sailing
boats and tugs escorted us.
AS l remember now. the vessel be.
longed to the Pacific Mail Line and
sailed from San Francisco She made
the trip Of 5000 miles in 80 days, and
when she arrived was In perfect trim
and good order. Everybody realized
that It means the beginning of the
great development of the Pacific"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
MORE BOXES OF GOLD
And Many Greenbacks.

325 boxes Of Gold and Greenbacks
most interesting and truthful letters
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let stand on stove until real boiling
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Be honest and truthful, don't write
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truthful statements.
Contest will close June list, 1907,
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Every friend of Postum Is urged to
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writing you own name and address
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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
STORY OF a DESERTED CAMP.
Mysterious Stranger Cares for Graves
Of Early California Miners.

One of the old residents of Cali
fornia is jeremiah Van Horn. who is
now a retired merchant and spends his
time In travelling. He is full of tales
of the state and last night told one of
an old mining camp near Marysville,
Near the town of Marysvllle," said
he, there is an old mining camp. now
deserted. On hillside lie the bodies
of 80 miners. Their resting places are
fenced In and a few hardy flowers
bloom in the spring. only to dry and
wither In the summer No name is to
be seen on the rude headboards. But
one man-himself as unknown to the
people of the region as the dead men
below-knows the secret of the graves.
About Eastertide of each year this
man-now aged and somewhat bent,
but with vigor still in his wall--ap.
pears from out of the mysterious east.
He arrives at Marysville, hires a con.
veyance and visits the graves OF three
of the old.timers. There is nothing of
the miner about him. He is prosper.
QUE and perhaps wealthy. His cloth
ing Is Of the city cut. His gray beard
is well trimmed and his gold trimmed
glasses hide pair of shrewd blue
eyes. His business is to look after the
graves. He straightens up the fence,
waters the thirsty plants and when
everything is shipshape spends a half
hour in looking over the valley and
the hills. Then, jumping into his car.
riage, he returns to Marysville, takes
the train to San Francisco, and is lost
for another year in the solitude of civ.
ilization.
who Is he? What tie binds him to
the three men whose bodies long ago
crumbled into dust? Was he himself
one of the Argonauts bound by ties
closer than those of blood to the trio
upon whom the winter rains have fall.
en- for half century? Great is the
curiosity of the people of Marysville.
They watch him narrowly on his an.
nual pilgrimages, and some of the for.
ward ones have been made bold to
question him. He has always turned
them away with courtesy and strict
reserve. They do not even know his
name or station, but they marvel much
over what they believe to be an ex.
ample of brotherly love and affection
that stretches over many decades and
never forgets the past"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Self.DeXeIoplnu Platea.

The amateur photographer slid the
milk-colored plate into a tray and
poured over It pint of water. Mag.
ically then in the mysterious ruddy
light fine black lines began to appear.
They ran this way and that; they
crossed, deepened, spread; soon the
plate had turned from white to black.
1T has developed itself, you see," said
the photographer. But how? You
put nothing but water on It," 'I'll
tell you. Just as the surface of this
plate is coated, so there is a coating
on the back--a transparent coating of
extremely soluble developer. You
need only pour on water, when the de-
veloping chemicals at once dissolve
and in that developing solution the
image begins Immediately to appear.
A good idea, isn't It? No. these self.
developing plates are not yet on the
market. They are stlll little imper.
feet. Soon. though. they will be as
perfect and as common as self'raising
-four"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
WAS NOT ALL ETIQUETTE.
Minister Tucker Had Reasons Of His
Own for Remaining Standing.

When the Hon. Beverly Tucker,
minister to the Court of st. James,
was presented to Queen Victoria she
Indicated that he be seated by that
slight motion of her plump hand
which all England obeyed. Tucker
was portly and heavy, and the only
available chair was fragile and small.
He appeared not to notice the invita-.
ton. A moment later 1t was repeat
ed, for even at that first interview be-
gan the queens liking for Minister
Tucker, which ripened into such an
Intimate friendship as no other Amer
lean ever enjoyed with her majesty
Still, the weakness Of things terres.
trial was more potent than the finger
of Victoria, and Tucker again ignored
the command. Then the queen put 1t
In words, when Tucker, with q pro-
found bow, replied:
Your majesty, l never sit in the
presence Of royalty"
Il accept the compliment at your
hands," replied the queen; "and now
you must accept comfort at mine"
Comfort" exclaimed Mr.. Tucker.
"Why, should break both my back
and your majesty's chair IL I attempt
ed to sit on it!"-Lippincott's.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Utilization Of Waste.

1 The United States Steel corporation
10 installing IL monster engines at va.
rious plants, the unique feature about
them being that they do not require
oil, coke, coal. wood or ordinary gas
for fuel. They are to be operated
solely with the gas which is generated
in the company's blast furnaces dur.
ing the process Of steel manufacture.
This gas has heretofore gone to
waste, but hereafter It will be made
to turn all the wheels. For a steel
plant 20 be able to save the cost of
its fuel is taking very big stride to-
ward economy. To be able to abol.
fish smoke at the same time will add
TO its popularity in communities
where the smoke-belching stacks
have smothered the air with black
ness. One more real triumph for the
American restless brain.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
British Arabic Land.

In Great Britain, out of 32,266,755
acres classified in 1906 as cultivated
land. 17,244,734 acres were under
permanent grass" leaving a total of
only 15,022,021 acres of arabic land"
only 1851 per cent. of the total land
surface. That is the reason Great
Britain is compelled to import so
much foodstuffs of the farm and to
keep them on her free of duty" list
No less than 30.7 per cent. of the land
Is under permanent grass" the grass
area is steadily increasing, while the
"arable land" is decreasing.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11

Dauber-Which of my pictures do
you consider as most true to nature,
Miss Sweetly?
Miss Sweetly-That one where a
man is putting blanket on a horse,
Dauber (swelled) -And why please?
Miss Sweetly-Because the horse
is such freak that it would be
perfectly natural for the man to
cover him up.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Awful Break.

The man OF the house had shown
the caller the leaky roof, the insecure
foundation, the unfinished upper
rooms, and the generally wretched
condition Of the premises, 'Now," he
said, "T think you ought to make the
assessment about half what II was
last year." You must have misun.
derstood me, Mr.. Gimpswitch," re-
marked the caller, 81 didn't say was
the assessor What ! said was that
my name Is Elsessor. ! am thinking
Of buying some property in this neigh
boyhood"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
500 Reward. 500,

The readers OF this paper win be pleased 10 learn
that there at disease that science
has been able In all It's stages, and that IL
Catarrh. Hairs Catarrh Cure 10 the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being q constitutional disease, requires consttu-
tiona treatment. Hairs Catsrrh Cure fs taken In
ternaly acting directly upon the blood aud mucous
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing Its work. The proprietors have
80 much faith In Its curative powers that they oer
one Hundred Dollars for any case that It falls 70
cure. Send for list oftestimonials.
Address Y. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 15c.
Take Halle Family pills for constipation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Money for v. M. c. A.

The raising of $4,000 in one day by
the Y. M. c. A. of Ottawa, Ont, broke
all records that have been made by
the associations in their building can
vases, In which $5,000,O00 has been
secured in the last two years. Re.
Gently the Ottawa association set out
to raise 100000 in Is days. It re-
ceived pledges for s203,359. On the
last day of the campaign 1900 people
pledged $4,000.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Not SYnonYmous.

Dubley--He's good Christian, any
way.
Wiseman-Huh! Not much, he
isn't!
Dubley-Why, you've said 80 your
self.
Wiseman-Nothing OF the sort; I
said he was q church member. Phil.
adelphia Presl
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Teachers AGENCY.

Teacher-Have you any position in
view for me?
Agent know one man who wants
a tutor for his empty,headed SON
Teacher--Well, | think / could FIJI
the cancy.-Harper's Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Trouble Coming After School.

Johnnie Jones-My sister has been
took with the measles, teacher
Teacher-Then you'd better go
home at once, Johnny, and stay there
till she gets we'll
Freddy Brown - Please, teacher,
Johnnys sister is stopping with his
aunt in Chicago.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Birds Waoes,

In the garden there are q thousand
small offenders that he who tills
the soil for pleasure would willingly
forgive. II 1t BIO granted that the
thrush and the blackbird steal q Ger.
tain amount Of fruit, still their pres
ence is SO beautiful and their song
90 sweet that what they take may
gladly be accorded as wages.-Coun.
: try life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
a Perfect Cure.

Mrs. Haigh-Dld that idea of put
ting whisky in your husbands tea to
cure him of drink succeed?
Mrs. Beigh-Oh, well, he hasn't
touched a drop since.
Mrs. Haigh-Of whisky?
Mrs. Beigh-No, of tea.-Pick. Me.
Up.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11

"Jobkln's wife has nervous prostra.

"Jobkin's wife has nervous prostra.
ton"
What caused it?'
TOO much brain work"
Brain work! Herr"
Sure. She made resolution New
Years that she would always think
before she spoke, and she has been
doing more thinking than she was
used to."-Houston Post.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11

Instead of experimenting with drugs and
strong .cathartics-which are clearly harm.
ful--take Natures mild laxative, Garfield
Tea! 1t is made wholly of Herbs. For
constipation, liver and kidney derange.
digestion.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Physlclan,s LARGE Fee.

The late Dr. James Gale. the famous
blind medical electrician. is said once
to have taken fee of G50,00O ($250,.
000), the largest ever paid for medi.
cal electrical attendance.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Il Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price'25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11

The Toxic Nichi Nichi remarks
that "one days pay for an American
workman In San Francisco represents
fair monthly stipend for q Japa
nese"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
XIII the Flies Now

before they multiply. A DAISY FLY
KILLER kills thousands. Lasts the sea
son. Ask your dealer. or send zoe to ii.
Somers, l49 De Kalb Ave-, Brooklyn, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11

did | understand you to say that
my appearance had improved?"
mo; ! said you locked more like
yourself. Life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
Relief Works In China,

Relief work to employ 5000 men
have been established In the Chinese
famine center3. The English-Ameri-
can relief fund amounts to $250.0OO.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11
The Modern GentIemaI

Gentleman" is not a word now that
describes a character, but financial
condition. Truth.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-05-11

Fraud is the recourse of weakness
and cunning.-Gibbon.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-06-06
@Nswspapsr Day" In England.

March IL ought to he named news
paper day." Tor on 1t. In the year 1902,
was .,lished the first daily paper. 1t
was produced by Il. Mallt against
the ditch at Fleet BRIDGE. e.. on or
near the site Of the present Printing
House square. OF single page. two
columns. the Daily Courant professed
to give foreign news only, without edi-
torlal comments. the chief of stan
"supposing other people to have sense
enough to make reflections for them
selves" This original sheet soon pass
ed into the hands Of Samuel Buckley,
"at the sign of the Dolphin In Little
Britain" the worthy printer OF the
Spectator and one 'well affected to
the house of Hanover The Courani
was In 1875 absorbed In the Daily Ga
xette.--Lon"--, Chronicle.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-06-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Don't hunt trouble. II will find you.
There is not the slightest sense back
Of great deal Of hope.
When a man talks about his princi-
Piles, he usually means his prejudices.
There isn't great deal Of sunshine
In the smile man produces when he
loses.
A man Is always willing to lend a
helping hand. but he does hate to lend
money.
The man who wants to sell 1t Is usu-
ally the one who has the least political
influence.
The man who brags usually has a
lot to say about the things he is going
to do What he has done Is far less
important
When man stops to listen to two
others arguing, he isn't after informa-
tlon. He wants to butt In and air his
own views on one side or the other
Atchison Globe.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-06-06
DODGlNG BULLETS
Kept Nate Keys and Jacob Fiddler
Busy on High ScafYold.

Nate Keys and Jacob Fiddler know
how 1t feels to be hunted and shot at
like squirrels in a tree. They were
engaged in painting the tall smoke
stack at the foundry last Thur sday
afternoon and were on a scaffold
circling the stack about 40 feet from
the ground while being shot at. John
Gossett, a brother-in law of Keys done
the shooting, firing five shots from
a large revolver at the two as they
tried to keep the smoke stack between
them and him. Several bullets en-
tered the stack at the scaffold and
Gossett kept them playing hide-and'
seek until the police officers arrived,
when he skipped out.
Gossett and Keys had fight earlier
In the day in which Keys got all the
worst of the argument and took this
manner of getting even. Gossett was
arrested Friday and fined IS and costs
for drunkenness and $l5 and costs for
.discbarging fire arms in the corpora
tion. Keys refused to prosecute ID
the reason a more serious charge wal
not made.