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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17

A lltlo city boy and bis sister Dor
othy were taken to the country FOR
the FIRST time.
The two children were happy as
the day was long IN the late after
noon they watched The COWS come
homo, heard with delight the uuk
ling COW bells. and the nttio boy
even went Ia tho barns Go see tho
milking done.
Al supper. just ss Dorothy was
uuing her glass Go her rosy upa. the
boy cried out.
"Oh. Dorothy. don'tl You mustn't
drink that milk It's not 90 Go drink.
10 came out OF a COW. saw a."
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17
QUALITIES OF VII ANp HuMoR.
Alike. Yet In Many Ways Fuudsmeni.
ally Different.

Wit and humor are such elemental
fundamental things that il has always
been found difficult 10 anaiyze them.
says a writer Ia The Atlantic. Upon
some points. however, those who have
essayed this puzzling task agree. for
they an hold that wit IS an iutcl-
l~ectual, humor an emotional. quality:
that wit is a perception OF rcsgm-
blauce. and humor a perception OF
contrast Of discrepancy, OF %incongru-
ity. The i|ncougruity Is that which
arises between the ideal and The fact
between theory and practice, between
promise and performance. and per-
haps it might be added that g. Is al
ways or almost always o moral In
~congruity. In the case both o. wit
and humor there is also a p~leasurahlc
surprise. a gentle shock. which a G
companies our perception OF the hith-
erto unsupported resemblance or tn
coneruity. A New England farmer
was once describing In the pres
nee Of a very humane person the
great age and debility of a horse that
be formerly owned and used "You
ought { % have killed him. interrupt.
cd the humane person Indignantly
Well drawled the farmer I'VE did
almost"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17
Man Whose Memory Was BAD.

Man whose Memory Was Bad.
For more than an hour a witness
for the defense had lodged questions.
His faulty memory was particularly
e|xaspcraiing for the counsel for the
plaintiff. who was seeking 20 recall
10 the witness recollection an event
OF four OF i've years previous, Event
ually the man remembered some.
thing about a.
"Ah, continued the lawyer for the
plaintiff, what dd you think OF Il
az the timer"
Really. said the witness. speak.
lng before the lawyer for the defense
had time 90 iuterp0so objection, IL
was SO long ago ] can't recall exactly
what ] thought Of g."
Wei, shouted the cr0ss-eEamin.
or, e~xeitcdly. ~ you can't recall. tell
us what you think now you thought
then"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17
A REAL ~Hoss" A c
Country Fair the Place TO See Il at
Its Best.

II you would see a horse strap.
ped, booted. braced and geared 10
the limit, you must seek such a
track as you see at the old-time
country fair. Here comes an awk-
ward hea-bitten gray which never
went under $3.50 IN his life, He Is
hobbled and checked and Eoggled, and
hitched up sidewise. lengthwise and
crosswise until there is more har-
ness than horse. You wonder how
his driver ever got him into this rig
ging. and how he will get him on.
again without cutting him free with
a jackknife. A farmer with "A
gray beard and twinkling eye OBJ
serves 20 his neiEhbor:
Last time John Martin bad that
plug out on the road / told him he
had the old cripple overloaded with
Observation-Disclosures. Them straps
that was callated 10 hoist mp his
knees must Ia pulled too tight and
tho critter was yanked clean on the
ground. What John was gettln'
ready Tor was a race for nyiu' ma.
chimes. not a boss irot Prom THE
Country Fair" By David Lansing. 10
Outing.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17

Il think said the man whose com
mercial emporium had hcon burned
curiousiy. that Tn Try my new yacht
this afternoon
"Ah. going 10 have q Gre sail com
monted a friend hut az this style %
jest has % be seer Ia print 10 he AZ.
precinted Il fell Sat Of course-Fhn'
adelphia Ledger.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17
GIVING HIM A CHANCE.
Surely Time for Hubby 20 Do a Live
y sidestep.

Mrs. Wilson's husband was often
Obliged To- go 90 New York un bust
aud frequently did NOT reach bis
home until thg arrival OF the midnight
train. MIS-. Wilson had been iu The
habit OF sleeping peacefully az these
times without fear. but a number 90
burglarics iu The no!ghborhood during
one OF her husbands trips Co New
York had disturbed her calm.
on the night % his return DIT Wi.
son was stealing carefully up the
front stairs. as was his wont on such
occasions. 80 that his wife would not
De Weakened. when be heard her voice,
high and strained:
Il don't know whether you are my
husband or a burglar. came jhe exc.
cited tones. but ] am going 20 be ON
the safe side and shoot. ga n You are
Henry you'd better get out uf the
way Youths Companion.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17

A summer attraction Ia Coiebrook
n. H., Is the "ice cave" IN DiHyille
notch. This cave Is formed by a Ms
sure In the ledge Of the mountain
that hIia with nov In winter. and Is
protected from the suns rays az all
neasnns
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17

An African queen. the second wife
OF KiRg Lobengula, wears for a head
dress on state occasions a carved and
decorated bust OF her husbands frat
wife.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17
italians CO 70 south America.

Italians 10 the number 81 10000
emigrated last year 10 South Ameri-
can ports. as against $4,000 who
came 70 the United States.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-17

Feminine curiosity originated with
Mother Eve when she took the first
bite Of that apple.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
Formosa's Big Policeman

Chief of Police Oshima, of the Island of Formosa, with headquarters at Tai. hoku. arrived in New York today on board the White Star line steamship Baltic, en route for Japan, via San Francisco, in response to an urgent summons from the mikado.
 As Japanese go, Chief Oshima may we'll be called giant; he is the biggest subject of the mikado evei seen in this city, perhaps. When civilization in the land of the Samural reached a stage where policemen seemed necessary, Oshima could hardly have escaped. He is noticeably of the stuff of which great policemen are made, being six feet two inches in height The soles of his shoes are an inch thick.
 The "ehief, in addition to his Flu. ropean garb, wore a mustache, spoke faultless English, and was as genial and as apparently ingenious as he is large. He said he had been studying the police systems of London and Ser lin, and had found many interesting suggestions which he intended to apply in Formosa.
 "I had just completed my observa, tions in Berlin, having already been in London, when l received message from the emperor to return home to Tokio at once, he said. CT have not the slightest idea what he wants; but, of course, whatever it is, it will surely be important. "-New York Evening Post.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16

folks in hurry and give them tips while they live. A tips present Youh givin presents and presents are tips, If you make this law dey won t be no Christmases, that s all.
 "Mistah Tubbs says you can't eat
 Tess you tip the pooh waitah. All wrong Mistah Senators, and here s how I'm goin to explain it. Las week I waited on pahty of six white folks. I knew that I was carrying food to five men to get one man. money. Then this ole bin 's-no good anyhow. The only way you can stop a niggah from takin tip is to have a policeman be- hind each chair and then I d go out in the street and collect from thc white folks. If they couldn't give money, they'd give ole clothes, and it s all tips I'd just take money, anyhow, les. sen it was from Mistah Tubbs.n
 George was given cheer and as he left the room the committee hung the "'twenty-three sign on the anti-tip- ping bill by voting unanimously to rec. ommend that it be not passed.--,Ieffer. son City dispatch to Kansas City Star.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
IN THE PROBATE COURT OF THE COUNTY OF CHA, TERRITORY OF ARIZONA.

In the matter of the estate of Francis Jordan, deceased; notice of sale of real estate at Globe, Arizona.
 Notice is hereby given that in pursu' ance of an order of the Probate Court in and for the County of Gila, Territory of Arizona, made on the 9th day of July, 1906, in the matter of the estate of Francis Jordan, deceased, the under signed, the administrator, will sell at private sale to the highest bidder, fer cash, subject to confirmation by said Probate Court, on Saturday, the 2nd day of February, 1907, at 10 o'clock a m., at the office of the Justice of the Peace in the City of Globe, in the said County of Gila, Territory of arizona the following described real property, to wit:
 West part of lot 32 in block S2 ir Globe townsite, County of Gila, Terri tory of Arizona. Terms of sale: Ten per cent in ad vance; balance on confirmation of sale
 w. F. RAWLINGS, Administrator of the Estate of Francii Jordan, Deceased.
 Dated January 12, 1907.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16

years thereafter, and it's charter rights may be renewed from time to time, not exceeding twenty-five years at time perpetually.
 VI.
 The affairs and management of this corporation shall be conducted by a Board of Five Directors, selected by it's stockholders, who shall be elected annu- ally by the stockholders of the corpora tion at time designated by the By laws. Until the first annual meeting of the stockholders, the above named in corporators shall constitute the Board of Directors, who shall have full power to adopt Bylaws, appoint committees, and elect officers for the conduct of the affairs of this company.
 VII.
 The highest amount of liability or in- debtedness to which this Company may at any time be subjected shall be One Million ($l,0O0,0 Dollars, and the private property of it's stockholders shall be exempt from corporate debts of any kind whatsoever.
 In Witness Whereof, Said incorpora- tors have hereunto set their hands this, the 9th day of February, A. D. 1907.
 J. E. NEWMAN,
 s. l.. GIBSON,
 F. l.. TOOMBS,
 J. A. BORDEAUX,
 F. NJ. TOOMBS.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
If want the best results advertising can get for you try the DAILY SILVER BELT and be convinced

ARTICLE X. A corporate seal and bylaws shall be adopted by this cor poration, through it's Board of Direct. ors, and these articles of incorporation and said bylaws may be repealed or amended by the majority vote of the Board of Directors. ARTICLE XI. The corporate indebt- edness of this corporation shall at no time exceed sixteen thousand ($l6,- 0O0.00) dollars.
 ARTICLE XII The private property of the stockholders and officers of this corporation shall be exempt from cor. porate liability.
 Witness our hands and seals this 7th day of February, A. D. 1907.
 H. H. BRU (Seal)
 M. E. BRU (Seai)
 s. l.. GIBSON (Seal)
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
Bill Aimed at Tights

If bill offered in the Wisconsin leg islature today becomes law, there will be considerable modification of stage eostuming in theatrical productions in Wisconsin. Assemblyman Hughes, edi- tor of the Reesville Independent, is the author of the measure, which declares that no actress shall appear on the Wis eonsin stage in the future unless she wears skirts extending at least four inches below the knees. Just how the law is to be enforced, however, is a question, as no penalty is provided for violation.-Madison, Wis, dispatch to New York Times.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
NOTICE OF FORFEITURE OF MIN.
 ING CLAIMS
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA,
 County of Gila.--ss.

County of Gila.--ss.
 To the Estate of W. W. Dickinson, De-
 ceased, His Heirs and Assigns:
 You and each of you are hereby ~poti- fled that we, William Holloway and E. w. Leighton, have expended One Hun dred Dollars in the year A. D. 1905 and One Hundred Dollars in the year A. b. 1906, in labor and improvements on the Black-tail Mining Claim, and have expended One Hundred Dollars in labor and improvements on the Colleen Bawn Mining Claim in A. D. 1905 and One Hundred Dollars in labor and improve ments upon said claim in A. D. 1906, each mining claim being located at Dripping Springs Mining District, Gila County, Territory of Arizona, as will appear by Certificate filed A. D. Novem- Der 27, 1900, and October 3l, 1900, in the Office of the County Recorder, Gils County, Territory of Arizona, in order to hold said premises under the provi- sions of Section 2324 Revised Statutes of the United States, being the amount to hold the same said premises for the years A. D. 1905 and 1906. And if within 90 days after the notice of this publication you fail or refuse to con tribute your proportion of such expendi- ture as eo-owners your interest in each of the said claims will become the prop erty of the subscribers hereto under said Section 2324.
 Witness our hands and seals this End day of February, A. D. 1907.
 w. HOLLOWAY, L.S.
 430 E. w. LEIGHTON. L.S.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA,
 County of Gila.-ss.

I, E. T. Stewart, County Recorder in and for the County of Gila, Territory of Arizona, do hereby certify that the above and foregoing contain and con. stitute full, true and correct copy of Articles of Incorporation of The Globe Arizona Copper Company, as the same appears of record in my office in Book I, Articles of Incorporation, at page 4S0; that l have compared the same with the original record, and that the same is a true transcript and of the whole thereof.
 Given under my hand and seal of office this 18th day of February, A. D. 1907. E. T. STEWART,
 County Recorder, Gila County, A. T. By Belle Maldonado, Deputy Recorder.
 First publication February 13, 1907.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
 OF THE GLOBE-ARIZoNA COPPER COMPANY

Know All Men by These Presents:
 That we, the undersigned, do hereby associate ourselves together for the pur pose of forming corporation under the laws of the Territory of Arizona, and to that end, do hereby adopt the following Articles of Incorporation:
 l.
 ! The name of the corporation shall be THE GLOBE-ARIZONA COPPER l COMPANY, and the names of the incor- porators are J. B. Newman, s. l.. Gib- son, F. L. Toombs, J. A. Bordeaux and F. NJ. Toombs, all residents of the Ter ritory of Arizona.
 IT.
 The principal place of transaeting the business of this corporation and its principal office shall be at Globe, Gila County, Territory of Arizona, and at such other places as the Board of Di reetors may from time to time desig nate.
 The general nature of the business 10 be transacted by this corporation is as follows, to wit: To purchase, lease, bond or otherwise acquire, own, ex- change, sell or otherwise dispose of, pledge, mortgage, hypotheeate and deal in mines and mining claims, mineral de- posits, mineral lands, water and water rights, easements, servitudes, right of way, shares and interests in the capital or other stock and properties of this and other corporations, and to work, mine, explore, develop and operate same; and to erect mills, smelters and tion of ores; to own, handle and control real estate and mercantile business; to borrow money and execute notes, bonds, mortgages or deeds of trust to secure the same, and to exercise in respect to all such bonds, mortgages, notes, shares of capital or other stock and other se- curities and obligations, any and all rights, powers and privileges as an in dividual owner thereof, including the right to vote any shares of stock so held by it to the same extent that a natural person might or could do; and, in general, to do all things necessary to the proper conduct of the business of this corporation in this Territory and elsewhere, not inconsistent with the laws of the United States and the laws of the Territory of Arizona.
 W.
 The amount of capital stock of this corporation shall be One Million Five Hundred Thousand ($1,500, 0,000.00) Dol lars divided into one million five hun dred thousand 1,500,O00) shares of the par value of One ($l.0O) Dollar each, which shall be fully paid and non-asses. sable. Such capital stock, or any part thereof, may be sold for cash, or may be issued in payment for property, ser vices, rights or interests purchased or otherwise acquired, and shall be issued in payment thereof upon such terms and conditions as the Board of Directors may determine.
 V.
 The time of the commencement of this corporation shall be the date of the fling of these Articles of Incorpora tion for record in the office of the Coun } ty Recorder of Gila County, Territory of Arizona, and a certified copy filed with the Territorial Auditor, and ths termination thereof shall be twenty -fvs
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
ZIP BILL DIES
s,foro Kansas Senate
 . elves It a Solar blsxus Blow

rubbs, rePresentaa',nss Pa n"' l, ,ounty, appeared be, de ,ommittee on n criminal ma .,sSt 5o' to argue the mer' ion,. a.snre. the anti,tippine nt,,' ,. would work more ''',s "s,ro race than all of 1, ",i slubs and "crap
 according to George 'n'', tray carrier at the rIP acted as spokesman S.S .;o receivers who ap- .s. {, cr committee against i. the n, :, pass, for the commit nut \. f uufavorably' Dr. with a vehement de- r,.t he termed "the of making paupers C" rsptlemen-tipping. '' if degrade American :. makes a citizen pay U .rsrythiug he gets,
 |. dive had personal VAS only a short tune .,,rea a bowl of oyster 'anpt. and after wearing failed to discover a
 mad. Next to me sat with s dime beside his rsre oysters enough in , turkey. l raised a .3 all I got was a song
 chant not doin' ruth r for nuthin', That s ,.n I can go in and .f and keep my hands in \, tbe same table there nggling a quarter; he ,o,.t. while I'm lucky if tbe gravy, It's a ne- and I've been sore. "
 ,ls sn impressive speech lOb 1 shot when George clp finished. George ut there to talk against bill; it was bread and prk chops that caused ,,sptiOns to the measure, short, black negro h,oWn.blaek head almost of hair. He is a real ,ba southern negrO-the gn people call "nigger s. He grinned as he told that he had as a bell ir from President Grant ,rv long ago, in Texas, rie had given him a tip 5"
 have tips, he said. Eaitah gets won t pay a home. We gets twenty lollshs a month and has tvs to ten dOllahs every Ise worked all my life Aits folks, and l don t do for a livin' if tips aut of. How you goin ips lessen you make !, givin' presentsl You 3. lessen you stop MT. libraries. If you goin iieltiOn to the Tubsses b send one little niggah where they kill of black
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA,
 Eou.t., .f n.Ia ou


 County of Gila.-ss.
 Before me, F. F. Towle, Notary Public in and for the County of Gila, Territory of Arizona, on this day per sonally appeared H. II. Bru, M. E. Bru and $. l.. Gibson, known to me to be the persons whose names are subscribed to the foregoing instrument, and ac- knowledged to me that they executed the same for the purpose and consider ation therein expressed.
 Given under my hand and seal of office this 7th day of February, A. D. 1907. F. F. TOWLE,
 Notary Public. My commission expires September 10, 1910.
 First publication February 10, 1907.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
 OF THE H. H. BRU COMPANY

Know All Men by These Presents;
 That we, the undersigned, have this day associated ourselves together for the purpose of forming corporation
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
|E NUMBER FIFTEEN

Relating to Contracts, Privileges and Claims. lsi by the Mayor and l of the City of Globe: .ECTION I.
 for work or supplies ;0r tbe City of Globe more than One Hundred be let to the lowest re- under such regulations may prescribe.
 ls for bids and notices iiatts and other notices fa,ier issued by the au- AAyoI and Common Coun- IsAed in some newspaper City of Globe, in four gulat issues of a weekly D ten consecutive regular 7 newspaper.
 RCTION II.
 DDS for any special privi- se must be made to the al a regular meeting lAe same, in the estima- oaheiI, exceeds in value Hundred Dollars, notice l'lon for such privilege invitations for bids on be published as afore- privilege or franchise 'he best bidder, after l9''ee as aforesaid; pro. 'Ae franchise or privi- 'ae party receiving the 'av costs of publication; .i'leF that this shall not ll,r' use, for public utilities. CTlON III.
 " demands against the lall be submitted to the
 and if found correct and an order made that Paia upon which the a' a warrant upon the WI ot the owner speci- purpose it is issued and " u IS to be paid, and ''' pay the same out of CTION ".
 'la demands against the o'' De presented to the !, ,"l1ed and accompanied " the party or his '' same to be a true ',al against the City amount for which ,...t .'ed and that the same %'n and with all neces- D ,oueAers, nor must any \" , maintained against J.s .of or on account of ,n. nal,n against the same, 'uu or claim has first " 'ne Council for ac EcTIoN V.
 snail go into effect "''' and after its pas ''p''d the Eth day of
 HAS, T. MARTIN,
 Bn;.. Mayor pro tenn. I'llott, Clerk.
 lOn Febrp,r |, ,o
 ,,l A'r Good Natured
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA,
County of Gila.--ss.

County of Gila.-ss.
 Before me, H. J. Reading, Notary Public in and for the County of Gila, Territory of Arizona, on this day per sonally appeared J. B. Newman, s. l.. Gibson, F. l.. Toombs, J. A. Bordeaux and F.. M. Toombs, known to me to be the persons whose names are subscribed to the foregoing instrument, and ac- knowledged to me that they executed the same for the purposes and consid- eration therein expressed.
 Given under my hand and seal of of flee this ninth day of February, A. D. 1907. H. !. READING, (SeaD Notary Public.
 My Commission expires January End, 1911.
 Filed and recorded at the request of F. l.. Toombs on the 1lth day of Feb rnsry, A. D. 1907, at 45 minutes past II O clock A. NJ.
 E. T. STEWART, County Recorder. By Belle Maldonado, Deputy Recorder.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16
aer Good Natured

s,ta1 '' eood Natured
 ELat should you want
 OOeS a kiss amour, |ltSuut tSoa to much" he lt t,s.aes gut You mightn I l.B,,s,ul, 10 want one. "--
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16

The time of the commencement of this corporation shall be the date of the fling of these Articles of Incorpora- tion for record in the office of the Coun
 ty Recorder of Gila County, Territory of Arizona, and certified copy filed with the Territorial Auditor, and the termination thereof shall be twenty-five
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16

The principal place of transacting the business of this corporation and its principal office shall be at Globe, Gila County, Territory of Arizona, and at such other places as the Board of Di- reetors may from time to time desig- nate.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16

First publication February 10, 1907.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-02-16

Know All Men by These Presents:
 That we, the undersigned, do hereby associate ourselves together for the pur- pose of forming corporation under the laws of the Territory of Arizona, and to that end, do hereby adopt the following Articles of Incorporation: