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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
WEAK KIDNEYS MAKE WEAK
BODIES.
Kidney Diseases Cause Half
the Common Aches and
Ills of Montgomery
City People,.

AS one weak link weakens q
chain, so weak kidneys weaken
the whole body and hastens the
final breaking down.
Overwork, strains, colds and
other causes injure the kidneys,
and when their activity is les
sened the whole body suffers from
the excess of uric position circu-
lated in the blood.
Aches and pains and languor
and urinary ills come, and there is
an ever increasing tendency to-
wards diabetes and fatal Bright's
disease. There is no real help for
the sufferer except kidney help.
Doan's Kidney Pills act directly
on the kidneys and cures every
kidney ill. Montgomery City
cures are the proof.
G.. M. Maupin, living in the
southeastern part of Montgomery
City, Mo-, says: 81 have never had
anything to surpass Doan's sKid-
ney Pills for my back and kidneys.
l had much pain in the back and
top of my head when I suffered
from lame back and my kidneys
were out of order. 1 was conn
PEELED to get up FIVE orlIsix times
during the night on account of the
too frequent action of the kidney
secretions and often it was ac-
companied with pain. There was
a weary and fatigued feeling hang
ing owe me the whole time. l had
taken several things which gave
me some relief but all failed. I
was advised to try Doan's Kidney
Pills and got them at Crump &
Kidwell's drug store. They great
ly helped me. / can sleep all
night now, my headaches have
gone and there is no lameness re-
naming In my back. My kidneys
are alright"
For sale by all dealers. Price
so cents. Foster Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, New York, sole, agents
for the United States.
Remember the -Doan's-
! and take no other.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
ONE, At LEAST.

Luther Babcock, the plant wiz
ard, showed last month to the stu
dents of Stanford university an APP
pie that was sweet on n side and
sour on the other.
"This apple shows US" Mr.. Bah
cock said, chow different treatments
will have different effects. 1t
shows how environment causes the
most radical changes"
He smiled.
"As in apples, SO in men," he
said. "Therc used to live in Santa
Rosa a good, kind man, but unfor-
tunately, he married a shrewish
wife, and the woman changed his
nature.
Gone morning after his wife had
called him a good-for-nothing loafer
and snatched his breakfast away, he
started off, hungry and sore, for
work.
"a sour-looking woman entered
the a he was on. She got into a
violent dispute with the conductor
over her change. Finally, red with
rage, she looked about her and
said:
"'Is there a gentleman in this car
who will stand by and see a lady
insulted?
"The hungry man whose nature
had been spoiled, rose eagerly.
"EYes, madam he said, Il will"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
Why

should your baby suffer- When
he is fretful and restless, don't
experiment on him and use any
old thing your neighbors recon-
rmends, Buy a bottle of Whites
Cream Vermifuge greatest known
worm medicine and cure for all
.children's diseases. It is mild in
its action, builds up the system,
makes thin, puny babies fat. Mrs.
j. @. Smith, Tampa, Fla, writes /:
"My baby was thin and sickly
could not retain it's food and cried
all night. I used one bottle OF
Whites Cream vermifuge and in
a few days baby was laughing
happy and WE'LL" Sold by Crump
& Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
Loutre..'

Richard Kopp and Henry Ha-
gordon, OF this vicinity, delivered
hogs in New Florence Monday.
d. T. Milikan, who is on the sick
list, is some better at this writing.
Fritz Stiegman and wife spent
Sunday with Ed Stiegman and
wife.
r. l.. McCarty and wife visited
g. A. Brookshier and wife Sunday
Rob't Willis went to st. Louis
Sunday night to buy cattle.
VIM. Dixon, ST., of Clear Creek
visited P. H. Brookshier Sunday.
Miss Susie Huddleston of Nine
ola, closed a very successful term
of school at Loutre Valley We'd
nesday.
DR.. M. r. Huffman of Americas
was called to see Mrs. P. M. Clark
Sunday, who is very poorly.
We would like to know why
Emmett Norman visited his sister
sc often. Perhaps Miss Susie
could tell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
~Jonesburg Journal.

A man giving his name as P. j.
w. Lane was arrested at Rhine
land Thursday. He is supposed
to be one of the parties who as
sisted in robbing the Warrenton
postofice Christmas night.
The marriage of Miss Lizzi e
Neavell to Herbert Chandler, both
of New Florence, is announced for
Feb. IL. After an extensive we'd
ding trip including New Orleans
and other southern points, they
will return and live on the groom's
farm near that place.
Chas. Steuken and wife, who
have been in Spokane, Wash, for
several months, have returned to
New Florence, where Mr.. Steuke n
has accepted a position in his
uncle Chas. Grebe's store. They
spent Sunday here with his wife's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. E. Chandlee
H. G. Begeman left here Tues
day for Roswell, N. M, for q sew
eral weeks stay for the benefit OF
his health. During his absence
the postofice will be in charge OF
Rube Aston and Willie Moriarty
Mr.. Begeman's many friends here
earnestly hope the change in eli
mate may prove beneficial to hi m
and that he may soon return, o
well man. The Journal will kee p
him posted while in the southwest
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
KEEPS TABS ON THE BOOKS.

A certain lady who has a good
library, and is always buying books
nd music, is very generous in lend
ny both to her friends. Naturally
she has found that people are often
more ready to borrow than to re-
Urn, so, in order to be able to lend
without loss, she has devised a nice
title plan.
In a certain album each borrow
nr writes his or her name opposite
ne title of the book and the date on
which the book is borrowed. On re-
turning it, the borrower is expect
ed to comment on the book, and to
initial it.
This album is naturally quite in
teresting, and as it is always to the
forc, it is often turned ove by Wis
itors, who soon see who is not
prompt in returning books lent.
The result is that the books are al
ways returned, and yet there are no
irritating reminders from their
owner, whose album is always kind
ly regarded.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
ALL OVER THE COUNTY.
Interesting Facts Gathered by
3 Correspondent During
d the Week.
On The Line.

Owing to the bad condition Of
the roads many Of our neighbors
haven't been to town for weeks.
There is a very entertaining lit
erar.y and social debating at the
Swope school house every Satur-
day night. Swope has some good
debators when all turn out. They
won a victory over the well known
Eckler dobators a few years ago.
Van See thinks he will attend the
Chi!licothe Normal soon.
E. S. Hayden one of the pioneer
settlers of this community, is suf-
fering with a wound on his foot,
caused by the falling of a stick of
wood. DR.. Hudson is attending
physician.
We hear that our old friend,
Henry Doyl, who resides over the
line in Audrain county, was strck-
en- with paralysis racently, and
is not expected to live.
Miss Ada Maskey has been suf-
fering with a very eve cold. but
is now back to her position at the
switch board.
The monotony of the gloomy
days cause one to long for a land
that is fairer than this.
Your pencil slasher has been
suffering from an attack of acute
indigestion from eating too many
'doughnuts. The only digestiable
part of a doughnut seems to be the
hole in the middle of it.
SAM TWINKLE.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
Sorghum Hill.

And still it rains-health of the
neighborhood is quite good now.
Some of the farmers are lam emit
ing not being through gathering
corn, as it is damaging badly in
the field.
Wheat in this locality is looking
fine, and if there Is any winter,
wheat will start in in fine condi-
tion. All are looking forward to
another good wheat crop.
Whit May vas down to his faith
er-in-law's last Thursday. They
had a "hog killing" time. We
understand that they killed four
hogs that made 374 gallons of lard.
Mrs. O. E. Baldwin and Jacob
Artz, who spent the past two weeks
visiting friends here returned to
their home in Golden, ILL.,, last
Friday, accompanied by their
niece, Miss Daisy Keithley, who
will make them an extended visit.
Harve Davidson of Cross Road
district and T. A. Pew of near
Marling, will start Tuesday for the
Texas Pan Handle to see the coun-
try with a view of investing there.
D. M. May killed a beef last Sat-
urday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Shaw
called on R. l.. Hensley's family
Sunday afternoon and heard some
excellent graphophone music.
Mrs. w. G.. White, who has been
suffering with rheumatism the
past six weeks, is able to be out
again.
w. G. Kinks and family were
visiting his mother last Sunday.
w. w. May and wife spent Sum
day with his father, Dan May and
family.
G.. T. ~Stansberry has had a
round with the grip but is some
better at this writing.
Stanley May was exploring on
Cream Ridge last Sunday eve. We
rather think it was a "Clarke's''
expedition.
Well, this is pretty bad weatho,
on county school teachers and
rural route men, but il the mud
gets too bad just get you some
SLIvERs.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
AT e

The gang were waiting for a new
deck, when the ape burst in and
somewhat excitedly exclaimed:
"Say, you fellers know that there
cat-lookin' geezer what lives up
near the Eden musee?"
They all did.
"Well," continued the ape, ''he's
disappeared"
"Good," remarked the owl.
"Why?" asked the bunch, all at
once. !
why, l can now telegraph my
friend Darwin that we have found
at least one of the missing LYNX"
snickered the owl. but the tele-
graphic click between Darwin and
INT of the missing lynx missed be-
cause the gang failed to miss the
owl. The game went on.-Toledo
Blade.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
HISS'S MANY MEANINGS.

'SThe hiss" said an actor, "does
not only mean disgust and reproba-
ton. In Japan, for instance, it
means delight. A Japanese, in
greeting you, Kisses.
"In West Africa the hiss denotes
establishment. There l would hiss
if you should pay Inc back that loan
I made you last.
''In the new Hebrides they hiss
before anything beautiful. Do you
see the large turkey in front of
that shop? Well, a New Heberi-
dean, beholding it, would hiss.
"The Basutos hiss in sign of cor
dial agreement. When a candidate
for office scores a point a hiss from
the Basuto audience is his re-
ward.
"Among the Kabyles the hiss de-
notes satisfaction and content. At
the end of the dinner that l pro-
pose to eat | would, were l Ka-
byle, lean back in my chair, loosen
my waistcoat, and hiss loud and
long"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
IN PRAISE or riLIpinos.
Correspondent Of Ladies' Weekly
Tells Of Their Endurance.

! was tremendously impressed
with the adaptability of the Filipino
laborcrs, and the fact that they
make such efficient workmen, when
properly trained. The manner in
which these people take hold Of
things when they are given a fair
chance is simply marvellous. L
know one mar who went to the Phil
ippines II years ago and settled
down among a tribt who lived in
trees, ate fish and roots, and wore
what clothing came handy. 1t was
on a hardwood timber tract. To-
day these "Bicols," for that is the
tribe to which they belong, live in
nice homes, and have schools,
churches, a brass band. a dance hall,
and last, but not least, they are
excellent lumbcrmen; they know all
the varieties of trees and their
value, and how to cut them. They
have never left the cuttings, nor
have they been affected by famine
or pestilcncc, nor did they desert to
join the instruction. Six of these,
boys between the ages Of II and
%, rowed me 200 miles along the
coast of southern Luzon in four
days without a stop. | don't be-
lieve the heaviest of them weighed
over 1870 pounds. They ate three
good hearty meals a day Of rice and
fish, and at night, when the heavy
life boat had been pulled upon the
beach and turned over, they slept
| like logs under its shelter. At the
end of the trip they seemed as
fresh as at the beginning. For en-
| durance, Mr.. John Orr, who trained
these boys, would match them
against any crew in the world
They have defeated French, Eng
fish, German, American, and Span
ish sailors in boat races.-Hamilton
Wright, in Leslie's Weekly.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
A r

"The restaurants of Paris are the
best in the world" said a chef. "Es-
Establishments like the Cafe Anglais
and Paillard's, on the Boulevard
des Italiens, Foyot's, les the Ode
on, and Voisin's, on the Rue st.
Honore, have been famous for many
years for their cellars and their
cooking. But in all these restau-
rants the %cellers are now giving out.
owe Americans are proving too
much for the Parisians. In too
many thousands we are invading
their small, modest, expensive res
%taurants. When, long ago, they
laid down their wines of choice vint-
age, they had no idea that every
American village would have its
half dozen millionaires who would
some day invade Paris and demand
at the best restaurants the finest
wines on the wine card.
In a word, there are so many
of us rich Americans that we have
seriously depleted the famous wine
cellars of Paris. Thanks to our
thirst. your Partisan cellars are no
longer of the first quality.
eff we want superb wine cellars
now, we must go to the restaurants
f Brussels, which our millionaires
have not yet attacked"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
LIKE IT.

eyes," said Mr.. Swellman, "I'm
looking for a coachman."
'FWell, sir" put in the applicant,
"shure, l know all about horses
an"
'But have you had any expert
ence with an automobile ?"
"Not exactly, sor, but l wuz toss
ed be a bull wanst."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
All the World

is a stage, and Billiards. Snow
Liniment plays a most prominent
part. 1t has no superior for
Rheumatism, stiff joints, cuts,
sprains, and all pains. Buy it,
try it and you will always use it.
Anybody who has used Billiards.
Snow Liniment is a living proof
of what it does. Buy a trial bot
tie. 25c, SOC and 81. Sold by
Crump & Kidwell.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
High Hill Enterprise.

Miss Mamie Grabenstein and
brother Charles, spent Thursday
with the Misses Walther. Miss
Lydia accompanied them home.
E. F. Nobel, OF this place, and
his father-in-law, j. Baumgartner,
of st. Louis county, left today for
a three weeks sojourn in Cuba and
the Isle of Pines while there.
Ed Dryden returned last week
from Weaubelean, Hickory coun-
ty, Mo-, where he has purchased q
large farm and will move there
soon. We regret very much to
see this estimable family leave
our community, but what is our
loss will be their gain. Success to
Mr.. Dryden and family and we
heartily commend them to their
many new neighbors and friends.
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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
PUBLIC POLICY.

The nabob of Postwar had +
dered a general advance in wages.
"But, your royal nibs," cried
the employers, Eve cannot afford
this, making, as we do, dividends
of scarce more than 100 per cent"
Enough" said the nabob. Your
workmen now subsist on hay. My
decree is that they be enabled to
have, in addition, a weekly ration
of corn"
So it was done, but with deep
Ledger.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
A VAGUE RECOLLECTION.

"Of course" said the deep think
er, ''you've read of Apollo in the
mythology of the ancient Ro-
mans"
"Sure you amt gettin' names
confused?" interrupted Dumley.
"What? Certainly not. Apollo
was the sun god, who"
We'll, l always thought he came
from Belvidere, N. j."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
The Right Name.

Mr.. August Sherpe, the popular
overseer of the poor, at Fort
Madison, Ia, says: "Dr. Kings
New Life Pills are rightly named;
they act more agreeably, do more
good and make one feel better than
any other laxative" Guaranteed
to cure billiousness and constipa-
ton. 25c at Crump & Kidwell's
drug store.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
HIS N REQUEST.

"Have you any request to
maker" asked the sheriff of the
erstwhile society man who was to
be hanged on the morrow.
eyes, one" replied the condemn
ed man. "Let me tie the moose my
self. / never yet wore a ready
made necktie.n
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18

Goodman-Did you ever learn to
carve a turkey?
Selfsh-Never, / could never see
me wisdom of putting yourself in a
position when you must offer every
hody his choice and content yourself
with whatever happens to be left.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
ITCH THE JOB.

Miss Ascum-Did you say your
husband was out looking for work?
Mrs. Loeffer-No, l believe he's
out looking at work. There are
some men digging a cellar down at
the corner and he doesn't seem to
get any further.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
PRELIMINARY PRACTICE.

"Young friend Popley hasn't had
his auto very long, but he seems to
manage it very well. He seems
particularly clever at steering
through a crowded street"
sob, Popley's all right. He's
had years of experience with a
baby carriage.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
REASoNA6L

The Junior-When are you go-
ing to return those pumps of miner
The Sophomore-Why man, they
aren't half worn out yet.--Cornall
Widow. 4
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
THERE ARE OTHERS.

"Clerker seems to be actually jeal-
GUS of his Chauffeur"
"No wonder; he has to pay the
man more than he earns himself
PUCK.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
HER CHILLY RETORT.

The late DR.. - of Maiden,
Mass, after pouring forth the story
Of his undying love in. the most
touching manner for over an hour
to a young woman who he hoped
would become his fourth wife, was
refused the second time.
He started for the door, but look
ing around he said in a most thun-
derous tone: "By heavens, you are
the coolest woman l ever saw"
The young woman looked up and
answered, sweetly:
"Oh, no, doctor, you have seen
three colder than l."
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18

Hungry Pete Gas he reaches the
point Of satiety)-I was starvin', lady,
before I began on this beautiful
Thanksgivin' meal.
Mrs. Goodheart-And how do you
feel now, poor man?
Hungry Pete (equivocally)-l feel
as If I'd like to be starvin' all over
ag'in, lady.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18

"She was pinned underneath the
car and was unconscious to the end.
Dreadful, wasn't it,"
Awful to think Of. Didn't even
have time to put her writing desk In
order"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18

WANTED: Men in each state
to travel, post signs, advertise aud
leave samples of our goods. SAL
ary $500 per month. $500 per
day for expenses. HUFFMAN
Co., Dept. S. Atlas Block, Chi.
cago. 8m
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
GOOD GU ESS.

Redd-There are SO many ways,
nowadays, of separating a fool
from his money.
Greene-Been fined again for
speeding, have you?
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-01-18
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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-03-09
La paz en- CsntrO-Am6riCa.
Una sxpIIeaeI6n vsrOsiniI.

Washington Febrero 27.-Dicen de
Honduras que no ha habido realmente
ruptura de hostilidades con Nicaragua,
aunque sea verdad que 80 ha combatido
en- Ia frontera.
Lo que ha sucedido eB que los revolu'
cionarios honduTefos quien no satiaface
que Sc haga la paz atacaron las tropas del
presidente Bonilla despu6s huyeron cru
zando Ia frontera nicaragIefia para obli'
gar II eiercito de Honduras invadir Ell
territorio de la rep6blica vecina para que
fuese inevitable 81 conficto.
Los empleados de Ia seCretarfa de Esta'
do no confian mucho en- que esta version
sea exacta poE 10 cual siguen pFepardndolo
todo, como 81 realmente Honduras y Mica
ragtia quisierau irBe las manos, para
remover todas las difcultadeB que 90
opongan & Ia aceptaci6n de I'M arbitraie
por parte de los beligerantsa.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-03-09
MAS NOTICIAS

Nos participant los gefiores "a vi.
cente Co," del alto comeTcio de esta
plaza, haber fallecido 81 socio de dicha
casa don Remigio Ochoa y Malgor, en- Ia
villa de Navia (Espaha) 10 cual no impi-
de la continuation de los negocios por es-
tar previst6 en- 81 contTato el triste case.
Nuestro pesame los familiares del
inado.
-Juegos de camisas pantal6n blan
COS J de colorss para sefioras, ricamente
adornadog propios para novias; los acaban
de recibiT de Paris venden precios mo-
dicos en- GEL TELEGRAPH" s. Melon g Ca.
San Justo 12. Is v, a.
-INTERESANTE.-Se ha recibido
un nuevo suTtido de refrigeradoreS de aqua
marca USEBIT. Los mas higienicos que
be conocen Enfrian Ell aqua sin mezclarla
con el hielo. Sanchez Morales & Co., Te'
tu6n "a, San Juan, p. r.
Ell juez municipal de Coamo ha pues'
to disposition del fiscal de Ia corte del
distrito de Ponce al procesado Antonio
Rivera, acusado del delito de escalamieDto.
Sc compran ABANICOS ANTI
GUOS aunque no est6n On buen estado,
collares antiques de coral y prendas anti
guas.
Dirfjase & P. j. B. Tetusn 40. Altos. s.
En- Barros oontrajeron matrimonio en-
Ia noche del microbes 81 apreciable j6ven
don Jes6s Marrero la viTtuosa sefiorita
Lola Rojas Cortes, muy estimada en- aquel
pueblo. Que sean felices.
BOARDING EN- VENTA.--Se vende uno bien
situado y concurrido. Dirijirse por carta
apartado de cOrreos ndmero 457. Is V. s.