Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-10
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METZ had a glass eye and a candy
arm.
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HORRORS, A strike is reported IN
the Teddy Bear trade
As TO THE price Of coai-if you
don't like II you can Lump IT.
WALTER wELLMAN's balloon IS
said to have a few strings tied to it.
voc WOULD be a Tong while in
MissOury before you'd strike weather
ike the past week
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CORoNADO's arrival didn't make
hall as big q sensation ~ his Com
m~em9rative Convention VIII
KITTENS with green hair are re-
ported from Baltimore. Some one has
had an extra absinthe frappe.
1T APPEARS that rats have spread
the plague In san Francisco. IL Is not
stated whether they are union or nom
union rats.
TAFT SKINS BRYAN" says an
exchange. When Bryan skins Taft
there will be a golden opportunity
Tor some one TO start a shoe factory.
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ACCORDING 10 press reports 7.
Roosevelt. Jr.. Is a hop fiend-but II
should be explained hat he confines
himself to picking them off the vines
Cheer Up.
The new deal" IN New Mexico
probably means only a shuffling OF
the same old cards-Roswell Record.
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A BOY in Eldora. Ioway, bit his
tongue off. and the doctors sewed u
IN again Up 10 date the operation
Is one that has never been success
fuzzy performed on a woman
NEW MEXICO might loan a few
Of her cloudbursfs to old Mexico,
where they are needed Ell Paso
Times.
10. thanks. We need 'em all in our
business.
LABOR DAY was appropriately
observed in Defning most Of our cit
liens laboring same az on every other
day "-Deming Headlight.
They were, It IS Inferred. laboring
under q deluslor.
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Ell PAsO has decided to put long
coats on its coppers In the winter
time. II Is to be hoped they viii be
provided al the same time with fans
and iced lemonade. otherwise the lei
Paso policeman's lot viii not be a
pleasant one.
PROBABLY THE loftiest altitude
on record was that reached by Joe
Woods, Of HOlbroOk, who was elevat-
ed by a left handed double action
kick from a mule the other day. Ac-
..Ylfgur "a his NUN afpTy ANnnng wont
SO high he conld u the lamp posts
in the New Jerusalem.
COLONEL MAX FROST has been
a resident OF New Mexico for owe
thirty-one years. and has been prom
inently connected with h business
and political interests OF the Sunshine
| TERRITORY during this long period OF
years. THE A~naesthesia Snooze
Meanwhile the taxpayer paid sl2Ss
"A page for the printing Of the Cover
nor's Message in spanish.
THE u~NANIMITY with which the
press OF the territory defends Colonel
Max Frost, editor OF the New Mex
lean. against the slanderous attack
made upon him by the late secretary
OF the territorial bar association. hen
the latter was seeking a reelection
! to that position, must be very gratify-
ing TO the dean Of New Mexico jour
nalism. Roswell Register-Tribune.
In this connection It would be very
Interesting 10 know whether the Dean
received his degree when he graduated
from the United states land office
with the aid Of Uncle sam.
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THE Ell PAso liar might as well
beat a hurried and undignified re-
treat TO the untrimmed sage brush.
The following Is from the uncanny
think-tank Of a man down In Indian
Territory;
Hart Momsen. chief Of the agrieul-
tural division OF the census office. Is
In Indian Territory assisting Ia taking
the census. lie reports unofficially
James Miller has a popcorn field
where ne raises choice popcorn.
SO Intense has been the heat of
the sun that the kernels have eXplod-
ed on the cob into fluffy white flakes
When the sun creeps ~, pop, pop,
pop - heard all through the corn
patch.
Miller IL now eating popcorn of
the cob. An ear of the corn may be
seen in a store window here.
"Resides popping corn, the sun Is
Matching chickens out of crates OF
fresh eggs
THE TERRITORIAL press has
been boosting the big carnival next
month with a unanimity that h splen-
did. The more uncallea FOR Is the
following little knock from the kos-
well ReVisfer.Trihune
The Register-Tribune H. not deep
Is Impressed with the Coronado COM
mcmoratiNe convention TO De held az
Albuquerque during the county far
the first week in October. We fail To
900 where the territory owes any
thing 20 Don Coronado. II would be FAR
more sensible TO devote the day 20 the
celebration OF irrigation and the lauda-
ton of the man who first planted APP
Piles commercially. The Qualification
OF the present and immediate past
are distinctlvcly more rational than
the qualification u an exploring free
booter OF several centuries ago
The most charitable Y!ew To- take is
that there is something the matter
with the Register-Trihune liver
ASTONISHING RESULTS