The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-12-26
no Ling,
the PESSIMIST

without doubt, crOaked no Ling,
dismally, this matter Of living is a
most evil arrangement"
Had the guest who was at that mo-
ment with him in the back room OF
Hos laundry been other than that
fat, jolly, old glutton, Ye Loo, no
doubt Ho would have been answered
with a wall tuned, out Of politeness,
to the same doleful key. But Ye had
Just come from a good meal at his
own abode, and was at that very mo-
ment finding excellent picking among
Hos melon seeds and preserved gin
ger, and he was in no mood for even
a sympathetic wall.
"Haai, no, honorable man." returned
Ye sturdily. "Of what use complain,
when with little care life can be
made so full of good food?"
"a mighty bill for the coal l have
used in the laundry is about to be pre-
sented to me, and l shall be without
means of satisfying 1t for an odd
week."
Truly that need not keep you from
nibbling a little" retorted Ye. Eat.
beneficent one," and he pushed the
round box. divided into compartments
containing different sweetmeats,
across the table.
Il cannot; l am person OF misfor-
tune. l had in mind to buy lottery
ticket today, and that triumphant ad-
dlepate, Ye Sc, who peddles them,
chose the most unlucky moment of the
early, during the hour of the ape,
when he knew that the hour of the
dog was my fortunate period. Ai-ya, l
am ever weakened scoundrel, so l
purchased one. But as usual nothing
will come of it,
Old Ye went on with his endeavors
to cheer his host.
This mighty BILL" Ye continued,
'astonish me by naming the sum, be-
neficent man."
"Twenty-four yen," said Ho Ling,
with becoming gravity, land only an
odd month ago l cleared away a SINH
lar one Ai-ya, this miserable profess
sion of clothes washing"
"Haai! And all that for coal con-
sumed in the laundry! Without doubt
you are doing mighty business"
ut is too much for my wretched
back. Presently l shall be compelled
to hire a laborer. and all such are
very fiends for wasting"
Ye, still under the iovial spell Of his
good dinner at home, and the box of
sweetmeats before him, continued to
strive to impart some of his own con-
tentment to his friend.
Never begin to be person of
grief" he cried. THAT matter of the
bill is Of no such importance. l had
hoped to supply you with the neces-
sary yen until you could secure 1t, but
| have not SO great sum of silver in
my blouse sleeve. But that foreign
devil who sells the coal will be easily
appeased by such mighty patron as
yourself. Eat fearlessly, honorable
man"
Ho Ling sorrowfully wagged his
head
Il have no stomach" he returned,
sadly. Il shall have none until that
matter of the bill shall be settled.
Without doubt it will be long waiting
for an appetite, honorable man"
"Ai-ya," squealed Ye, this time deep
ly sympathetic. Never think such a
thing of terror. See, mighty suffer
ar, go at once, and shall presently
make triumphant return with the
necessary yen"
Such mighty pity" murmured Ho
Ling, wriggling about Oh his stool.
Such friendship! | cannot bear it,"
Prepare food for yourself" ans
wered Ie Loo, as he shuffled out,
Your stomach soon shall be returned
to you"
When the friendly old glutton had
gone, Ho Ling settled down upon his
stool to enjoy his melancholy humor.
Only a short time had elapsed when
the door opened and he caught the
sound of Yes returning feet. The
blouse sleeve of the honorable fat
Hldu gave lol III III SouHu VI tiuhilllS
yen, but his round face wore such a
look of ecstasy that Ho Ling arose and
cried out:
What great fortune. honorable per-
son? Begin upon it at once, and drag
me from my misery"
THE lottery" exclaimed Ye Loo.
prepare a mighty feast. But an odd
door below here the beneficent Ye Sc
came upon me with the news that
your fortunate ticket had secured the
mighty prize Of forty yen. The coal
devil can now be satisfied, and, more,
your stomach is returned to you"
For a single instant joyous grin
flashed across the face of Ho Ling,
and was gone again.
"Ai-ya!" he croaked, 81 am indeed
a person of i'll fortune
Then let me be one also
"But think, honorable man, how
much might be done with the forty
ven If there was no foreign devil to be
satisfied. The circumstances have
taken away my stomach forever"
81 begin to CO." said Ye Loo, sharp
ly, turning to the door. Il am hungry
from much exertion. Some honorable
persons do not deserve to possess a