Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-28
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WHAT IS home without a Teddy
Bear?
LEOPOLD, il is said. Is losing his
grip. There are others.
1T APPEARS that there is some-
thing at Clmarron besides history.
-.
THE BUNCH are busily wondering
where the lightning viii strike next.
$50
THE UNITED states may expect 10
.be accused Of a Pile 20 ruin Bur
sum"
FANS. are you a bunch % pikers
Get out and see thai BAH game this
afternoon.
THERE HAS been . livening up Of
the couvict-pardoniDg business In
Santa Re lajely.
THE swAsTIKA Is a good luck
sign. The boys from Cimarron have a
good trade mark
WE GET the News First"-The
Evening citizen.
what do You do with #?
80
1T is DOUBTFUL 81 the attorney
generals $4,000 reputation Is quoted
much above that hgnre this week.
THERE is A neatness and dispatch
about the government method Of can
niug which IL little short OF CHASTITY.
49,
~ COULD die eating cucumbers,
remarked a Denver w0man
Many have demonstrated the truth
Of this assertion.
PERFECTO seems To be gradually
gathering up the various criminals
! who escaped during the administra-
tlon Of Don Tomas
"PRICHARD only done his duty
says the Almanac, Yes-but Prlth-
lard received some vigorous boosting
along the path OF reeulude'
AN INDIANA woman who hadn't
snake 10 "a man In seventy years died
recently at the age Of ninety-five.
What a miserable existence!
THERE ARE many housekeepers
who can heartily sympathize with the
man at the Las Vegas encampmeht
who got after the cook with a bay
onet.
THE ALMANAC complains that IL
is mo fun" to be acting governor rs
peclally when "A lot Of those inquisitlVe
special agents are always shopping
around.
THE INSTRUMENT. twenty-four
hours late. publishes In microscopic
form I'm the least prominent corner ol
the paper. the fact that something Is
happening In Santa Fe.
So
"a CHANGE for the better has al
ready taken place and this will con
tinue right along."-The Almanac.
Apropos. probably. of the work OF
the government inspectors.
So
WE GET the News First."-The
| Evening Instrument
Unless Il happens to be a list oi
exceptions In the Bursum case, OF
other stunts by ne .reelal agents
"AND NOW" remarks the Kansas
city Journal st is said the govern
inlcnt will Investigate the shoe trust.
is this the lastG" To which the
lChicago Tribune replies: Yes; this
is avn"
THE ALMANAC secs the dawn Of a
brighter Era for Justice in New
Mexico" This reflection Is likely
caused by the sudden retirement OF
the district clerk and other develop
ments.
ACTING GOVERNOR James w
Reynolds has had a strenuous time
of II during the past three months
The Almanac.
In fact. Il might almost be said
that the acting governor has been
jumping sideways.
49,
"WHAT HAS become Of the old
fashioned boy who believed that hand
ling toads would cause warts TO grow
on his hands O." asks a Texas exchange.
The last we heard of him he was still
trying 90 get rid of the warts.-fuc-
son Citizen.
Anyone who mas read Tom Sawyer
knows how to get rid of warts
captain CURRYs encouragement
that he believes il TO be wise policy
lthat territorial commissions and
boards of regents should be non-par-
tlsan Is In line with republican admin
I i.tration p~reCcdents since 1897, eNcep'
under the Hagerman fake reform adj
ministrntion, during which SUCH
boards and commissions were simply
constituted for the purpose Of building
up and putting in power the Hager-
man political machine Tor he glory
aud laudation uf that great reform
ex-governor and during which uoth-
ing counted except low political and
machine considerations. fitness. cha +
acter. standing and loyalty To repub-
iicnn party principles or for that mat
ter To democratic party principles not
being considered ut ail.-The Alma
nae
And the dear old fossil has been
yelling that the bureau Of lmmigra-
ton d. "all Democrats.
~ YOU Nv IN A SMALL rows =
IND ~ HARD 10 GET WHAT lot
Want IN FANCY OR srAfit GttOthh
ITH. WRITE Us. VIZ HAVE NEARLY
IYERSTHING. D. q. PRATT a co.