The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-01-22

Il see" raid Mr., DooIey. they see
STINT MS q new Ambassadure f.. m Eng
land. I dou'l hwy tn poor man.
isn't III "a good job" asked MI
~Heuucssy.
1T used to be" said Mr.. DooIey. 1T
useI to be- "a fine job. If ge were ilftd
an. needed Il rasL <a"ihln q" ii" an
day but Kick beoaIt = Joe cannon was
let into dinner ahead il Ee an decId-
in Wud we wear tn green an NrIioW
pants or @h' pale bIIc Knee brccchcs
H., th' White House. Hogan say ne
see Tin diplomats together wan timc in
Wash .utau. There was Il few white
men among Thin bat tn rest looked
like d. muster " tn knights ~ tn
Gooldcn star (coloredD on iGmancypa-
tion Day.
In Thin good old times. tn foreign
nations STINT Us fr a diplomat some
thing they cuddclt't use at home an We
STINT thiE IN same an NANNY ~
Thin. They shipped as In mimt;-r of
a noble but f~ayiooced family with a
m0ustachc that looked well on parade
but bad i'm tn coffee. an had a fine
now of conversation just tn same as q
door post. We handed thim back a.
distinguished statesman who owned q
clothing store and fourteen votes an
no more i'm tn ThiEticth Congrcssion-
al Diethrict iV Io~ay. If he had amy
more votes he'd stay at home an get
~ '''' '.'" go ~ 5000 D'i- va 1890
other office iV honor.
"Nuyether side got tn bctthcr iv tn
other. IT was a case all around "
di-posin' Nv what Armour Wud can tn
hy~e-product. We made an Ambassa-
dare to Europe iV Wha we left over
after tn uommynation iv a congress
man. If he was goin' to England he
must kuou tn name " Shakespeare
be- heart an have AN eye ready to
leak at q mintion IL that great pote.
Tlr damp climate ~ the British Isles
Is due to Il SUCCESSION iV American Am
Iayjns an tn openin' iv libricS. Whtn
tn time come to rayturn tn cOfnpli-
mint yea r-road in tn pa-dper, Sir
AR Orkins. Consul at CoOntoWn on
tn" east Coast, i'll 4 disgrace with tn
Government FIR his attentions to a lady
that is considered q sthrikin' brunette
even in sunny Africa. III Cabinet is
determined to punish him severely an
ne has been appinted Ambaseadure to
IN United states. He come over here
an stayed q few years. His first act
ON landin' was to file a gin'ral demur-
rer to tn country an its inhabitants,
which hc filed out in detail later on.
~" wrote home to Chipping Norton
from tim" to time regrettinG that he
had naWthin' to eat but canVasback
ducks an terrypin. an that yc Cud
lent find amy viggytable marrow. let
aolnc wrinkles, i'll this degraded
thrY. Afther awhile he set down to
an Innocent searcher afther tn truth
IN tn employ iV Il campaign comfy,
an hin he was allowed to go home be
tn first boat.
"WcIl, Sir, twas a an an beauti-
ful life they led. Nawthin to worry
thin but tn question iv dhress an
Joe Cannon always beatin' thin to
In vittles. they niver were able to
get in first. They thried to thrip him
II" but he jumped over tn British
AmbaSsadure's foot. They grabbed
lis coattails, but his hunger an dim
mycratic traditions iv what Hogan
calls precedence was too sthrong fl
thin. Whin they got into tn dining
roo there he was in a seat where he
cud grab tn first waiter that came
along. Some iv thin asked FIR a man
iV-War to enforce their demands fl
tn first helpin' to tn corned beef
but Joe cannon dcfied thin. He said
no fUrrincr cud get in ahead iv him.
He'd had N right k:nd iv thrainin' N
NcrmiIl!oD County with, a hired mar
as ~naccmaker. He said it was mere
~ Il matther in the start. He wa soft
quicker han tn imported gour-
mand an his quick start give
HIM ten Yards advantage over
tn fastest an hungriest man in
tn Diplomatic Corps. He thought
if it wasn't for his rav~~ict fl
tn Chief lXicootive an if he wasn't