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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

A Doctor or Divinity, now Editor Of
well-known Religious paper, has
written regarding the controversy be-
tween Golfers Weekly and the Relig-
ious Press OF the Country and others.
Including ourselves. Also regarding
suits for libel brought by Golfers
against US for commenting upon its
methods.
These are his sentiments, with some
very emphatic words left out
THE religious Press owes you
debt OF gratitude for your courage In
showing up Golfers Weekly as the
'Yell-oh Man" Would You care 70
use the inclosed article on the Boo
Hoo Baby as the ~Yell-0h Mans
successor ?"
a contemporary remarks that Col
lier's has finally run against solid
hickory Post" and been damaged in
lis own estimation 70 the tune OF
S-soooo,oo,'
Here is a publication which has, IN
utmost disregard OF the facts. spread
broadcast damaging statements about
the Religious Press and others and has
suffered those false statements 10 go
uncontradacted. until. not satisfied
after finding the Religious Press too
quiet and peaceful. 10 resent the in
salts. il makes the mistake OF wander
lng int 4 fresh Geld and butts its rat
tied head against this Fost and all the
World laughs. Even Christians smile,
as the Post suddenly turns ana gives
IL back q dose OF its own medicine.
at Is q mistake 10 say aa the Weird
laughs No CHEEKY laugh comes from
Golfers. but Il cries and boo hos Ike
3 SPANKED baby Sa6 wants SsSotsop0
to scothe its tender, lacerated feelings.
Thank Hearen Il has at last struck
a nan with hack bone enough 70 cal
q SPADE SPADE and who believes n
telling the whole truth without fear Or
favor
rerhaps Golfers VITA its .tut-0oss
disregard Tor the facts may sly DO
SueA letter exists Nevertheless u IS
On nse in eur oElSte ana Is c1ly one q
q mass Of letters and eVAeT da.a. news
parer Comments etc. 1e1cEeS2S tie
yellow methods q Callers Tbs
woaame Is 50 aa1gs that iran co1ld
not vel = sAra Il under haf 8 day.
-
wSrsous parts ot lAZeraca,
TSnSl2y 8 private co1treFsTSy IS no'
interesting - the pnAlic, bit tbs :
gaNlic controys--
Coslse-ss hzs oeen using TIE -yea-
low methods - SstTAct attention g
tSse2f. but. Jumping n Tire ar. crack
ang heels torssher ans yelsiag 'LscaS
A. ne wealaas Sassce. 50 = starred
%. On 8 ~Haie- T6a1 TAo1 at1acS
ca the Rs.SSsoas Press a1S On zsa1l'
c2asS.
Ne leave e u TIE T1a3ie 1aw- IS re
&sa when we G-st 7essn-eS Csaalssr's At
racSS. 10 sly whether. in CRAVING ~
SENSATION sns earcnlS4son. is AsssoSs
a. not asaon1t - : systematic 1-ssssc7e
maSg hoaa5lnc. We likewise lsaFe q
= sAs poA,le e say WHISTLER Co--ssl's
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
ssBOO=HOO's
Shouts a Spanked Baby.

as white bread, potatoes, rice, parity
cooked cereals and such.
Starchy food is not digested Z he
upper stomach, but passes on into the
duodenum, or lower stomach ard Il
testines, where, In a healthy individual.
the transformation OF the starch into
form Of sugar is completed and tes7
the food absorbed By the blood
But If the powers of digestion sra
weakened, 8 part Of the st2rchy foo1
will lie in the warmth and moisture @
the body and decay, generating g2sss
and irritating the mucous surfaces IL
til under such conditions the whole -o'v-
er part OF the allmentary canal l2@22-
ing the colon and the appendix e
comes involved Disease sets ~ al
ar times takes the form know Is a.
pendicifis.
When the symptoms OF TIA t-oz..s
make their appearance, would i IL =
good. practical, common sense. q Is
continue tie starchy food w12,1 :
causing the trouble and take 3 700 J.
which the starch has been t-Z1st5---2a.
into 3 form Of sugar IN TIE process q
manufactured
This Is EenticaIly the sazs fen .
sugar found In the human boy --.s-
starch has been perfectly dlsss-ea-
N0z, human food Is made q F@,t
largely Of s1aTch and Is requires II =
body for e1erg and warmth Nk1a'---
u, therefore. its use Sh9zld y ,-----
zed Il possible. and for I3s 7s2s-.
given above Il IS made possible = -
manufacture OF Grgpe-NuES
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food n bring relief froz2 EsaEs--A- =
Eurbs7ceS. re have s1Egesze1 "S--s
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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

by its own policy and methods, has
not made itself more ridiculous than
any comment OF ours could make 1t.
Does Golfers expect to regain any
self-inficted loss OF prestige by demon
strating thru suits for damages. that 1t
can be more artful in evading liability
for Iibels than the humble but resent1ul
victims OF its defamation, or does it
hope by starting a campaign OF libel
suits TO silence the popular indigna-
ton, reproach and resentment which 1t
has aroused
Golfers can not dodge this public
controversy by private law suits. 1t
can not postpone the publ. judgment
against il. That great jury, the Pub
lie, win hardly blame US for not wait
Ing until we get a petit jury In court
room, before denouncing this prcdigai
detractor Of institutions founded and
fosteTed either by individuals or by the
T1ublic. itself.
No announcements during our entire
business career were ever made claim
Ing medicinal effects for either Post
I'm or Grape-Nuts Medicinal effects
are results obtained from the use Of
medicines.
Thousands OF visitors 20 thru our
entire works each month and see for
themselves that GrapeSuts contains
absolutely nothing but wheat, barley
and little salt; Postum absolutely
nothing but wheat and about ten par
cent OF New Orleans molssses- The
art o. preparing these simple elements
In s scientific manner 70 obtain 1bs
best food value and favor. required
some work and experience 70 acquire
Now, when any publication goes far
enough out of It's war 70 attack rs BE-
cause Cur advertising i medical Il
s1mnsy ofEeTs s remarkable gxAIAt Ion
OF ignorance or worse
We do claim physiological n- bodily
results q favorable character follow
ing the abortion q ou- Sn=ges1zazS r.
rs-slng the 6iSco1-inua1ee q c1@ae
and foods which may MT f.@ kaar31g
the in6te8du2s n good heath we
have 10 assvsee - eE4r the aa-FAs-aav
hssarhgu7 person Els O. her 1ea3th il
evidence in itself that ne herE-agek
and foods nse5 exactly = -hE7 re-s1-.
Therefore. WHY change
Rut 70 The nan CT wuTE7 Win Is
ssllnS. we have something u SET ~ z
reSast az 81 unusually vide aE-sa-9saee
IN food zz3 ne res1- e r-F@r 1sss-
le
IN TIRE psapRh8E Seysu-H-s E--arE nr
Is IN Callers appeared THIS E-nse-
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zrsnA aaea-s u 111ncs -hs impress az
thzt G-zreS1ex XII raFsEfs rhs u.
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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
TEE MERSx HEART

sy Rev, George y. Sparks
A merry Aesgs IS 4 eaNi aasxs sesaa.~
rgNeNeses az -
4 0eeN5 lawyer veAea asked FAe -.
cret ~ rs @1o>eSs ree9ess ~ A1wsyS
st3Ns 10 nssNe pNogae Aejseve | was N
dessSSe earnest Wrou}a Asok ana sfx
s. yh>asA sse ssSe7 Stse 2s& a,>s sAs
stSago>t ca&ooe % coafcovezs ms ar
sssaeaasS Ia s word, asa ny aess %
eee@te 90 atmosphere tAs; waaaa he tho
nae@eS o ae2esae use ~ tyln my Sas&
This aaS~eg Ass q qro8oana trutA IN
It Il @esS ,ae ae3seSvase &ess0n az q
raas ~ she weird 10 asspg aeogs shs
sscsess y his oWa ea,sS Ii was sae
result * sp e0OreS se9sSa aaSssve a.
esaees oaess ewaa aSgySn6 senoae
And yet sAe eNp spat7Np o&a teseeA
~ s2he ac&aa@9esge tae Sa9eom&ey II
ChriS3 vegS sieaa,g sE 9gg8sy she eAg
6rea IS this noyaa aee Ia tAaie eeaem
toa n7sef 0aa sbe e1adcen ~ g.sht
sAe sa5eSSe2 laNoog always ggisA sas
as9es selaSh pals. Ia ,g'ease aa asrsoS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
A PIRATES HERoIsM
How in the Face of Death, Richard p,
land Carried Water to SoISia.. NJ I

land Carried Water to Soldisr.' q
Il is one OF the anomalies Of ~,
although it stirs the savage not eAat
mankind 1t also calls out tho 6;li u
qualities OF courage, unselfshnase saest
devotion. Many a deed Of marriai ) a4a
ism is done in the name of nerrv .s -.Sto-
than OF the good of battle. No desor;ser
ton OF fierce charge, says The Yon,tpp
Companion, records more determinass
vaior than does the story Of Pm '--lel
Kirkland as told by Gen. Kersbowo ''aFa
Kirkland was private who servo,
the South Carolina volunteers dur;,,,.u ~ 10
civil war. After the bloody botti5o 'ue
Fredericksburg his brigade occuniaJ - ~
road near the field. One hundred 'us
fifty yards beyond the field Law anu ~
Federal troops, and between the o. o,ns
was covered by the dead and dyins oG tiu
day long the air was rent with M or Hsl
and groans Of the wounded. ana ~ es
pitiful calls, Water. Waterr' Tue
In the afternoon, as Gen. KersbaU 60.
in the upper room of his headonartoaaSS
overlooking the field, Kirkland asSa ts
permission to speak to him.
General, said the young man. ~
''Stand what, sergeantY
'All night and all day I've boo,a
those poor people crying for water !
came to ask permission to give them
drink
Kirkland" responded the general
don't you know that if you step owe,
that wall you'll get bullet In vonr
head?'
II know it, but I'm riding to try"
The general considered a moment e,
ought mol to allow you to run such
risk" he said, but / cannot refuse vonr
request. Trusting God will protect yon
you may go"
The sergeant's eyes lighted with plea.
sure.
Thank you, sirv' he said heartily and
ran down the stairs. When he reached
the bottom of the fight he hesitate5
turned and ran up again.
General, can | show the white
handkerchief
The general slowly shook his head
No, Kirkland, you can't do that"
"All right I'll take the chance" and
he was off again.
From the windows of the house the
officers watched him run across the road
and climb the wall. He made his ysv
quickly TO the nearest sufferer, raised the
poor fellows head on his arm, and gave
him a long draught of cool water.
From one he went to another until his
purpose was so plain in the eyes of The
Federals that all danger was over.
From all parts of the field came the
piteous appeals; again and again Kirk
land had to return for water, and be
spent an hour and half in ministering
to the needs of the wounded Then he
rejoined his company unhurt.
At Chickamauga kirkland fell His
example was one which dignifed an
humanity.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
Sarcasm in Rarher Shoe

Lincoln Beachy, the weil-known aero
nRut, was criticising in New York the
airship of rival.
81 don't want TO be too severe on this
dangerous contrivance of yours" Mr..
Beachy said. IT'S bad affair all
through, but /. am willing to let it or
easy. as the customer did with the care
less barber.
There was a barber in South Bend
who, having been out late the night be-
fore. had q shaky hand the next morn
ing and cut patrons cheek four times.
After each accident the barber said,
rs he sponged away the blood. oh, dear
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
string Renns.

Break the blossom end and pull 1t
back TO remove the string, then pare a
strip from the other end, cut the beans
into pieces, dropping them into pan
of cold water When ali are cut. drain
aud put into jars and set them into
the kettle or wash boiler, Just as the
corn was, When heated. fill each jar
with boiling water aud set on the COW
erS. Cover the kettle and let cook one
hour Then add teaspoonful OF salt
to each Jar and more boiling water to
nh to overflow. Put ruhbers and Gov
ers IN place and cook half nm hour
longer Tighten the covers and let
cool In the water. Green peas are can
ned the same way.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

me, how carelessv ard laughed, and let
1t 90 at that.
'sThe patron took all those gashes in
grave silence. But when the shave was
over be filed a glass at the water
cooler, took a mouthful Of water, and
with compressed lips proceeded to shake
his head from side to side and to toss
1t up and down.
"'What Is the matterp the barber
asked. You amt got the toothachs. have
your
No. said the customer; I only just
wanted to see IL my mouth would still
hold water without leaking, that was
ALL "-Philadelphia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
CHRIST PROVEN DIVINE.
BY Rev. Cyrus II. Brady

Who, when be was reviled, reviled
not again. Peter 81 %.
II YOU should see one man slap am
other across the mouth you would In
stantly walt with eager expectancy for
the return blow from the smltten one,
and II II did not come you would de-
Spise him; H. In your presenca. one
man spat In the face Of another man
and the outrage was NOT promptly re-
scented, you would characterize the
second man as base coward, II the
lie were received uncha llenged he who
accepted the stigma would be viewed
with contempt as unworthy OF respect
or consideration. You would ontortain
feelings OF overwhelming scorn and
disgust toward the insulted In every
case They would be held 20 have for
feited their manhood and their honor
by base and ignohle submission. Hu.
mainly could scarcely think otherwise
of them
The other day little deafmutc girl
In my congregation presented herself
ne service With her little head a mass
of handages, When learned that she
had been attacked, ruthlcssly aud wan.
toniy by brutal young man, who had
actually struck her on the forehead
with a sharp stone. / fairly achcd 70
got hold Of the wretchod degenerate.
and every one who saw the girl and
heard the story shared In my desire.
You share &c now as you read We
could not he normal men and women
IL We did not have these feelings 20
which have alluded They are what
is ealled natural" under the clrcam.
stances.
Yet there was one who was buffet
ed by mems hands, on whose FACE men
spat, who was branded liar, q bias
pnemer, a ssrunsarNis upon whom every
conceivable Insult was heapea. who
VAS gnally craciflei. who bore all
these things without return, without
resentment As sheep before the
shearers Is dumb, 81 he opened not bis
mouth; no gave his hack "a the ssnlters,
he drank tho cup " trembling 10 the
aregS without = word he suffered all
these things without murmur,
Yet today he stands before human
isy as the highest exeaplar o. noA.l.
ssy ana cearSce, Ne one Aaw considers
hsa = towara we sess nothing base 81
1saaas9e IN his SaaNNs sion. His non.
Resistance WAS nes craven. He was the
one aNsalssely tgsss men q 81 hiSceet
TIE world sNarvc2s at his restraint
Ia = Word. We literally love him fog
&sse Vcry eo0rse which would make us
sseS9lse other aen
+ there not sasaetAtas terribly Ssrsk,
las ana SiSaiaeAut IN tAats Does Il
not polnt IL the great eaet~-.as Nsgo
asss,. who was saan himself ana Nxsse
i Saew men - vel aeolSres ,sss0s
+ Christ WAS nay, Is neare SSaa man
f Is there gresSer evidence u - eeaa'
& snSwaege - RS divinity n Aamansc
& than EAST we eere ham Tor the veU
+ aeal,ttes wAseA have tendency i
make Us scorn mere msa who same
4 ssaaes pCscescS sAeMs
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
Not DISCHARGED.

An old nnte-bellum negro in a small
southern town was arrested and brought
before the village magistrate for drunk
enness. He asked for lawyer who had
helped him out of scrapes before, and
the magistrate sent for the attorney.
The young man came into the little
Office, where the usual crowd of specta-
tors had gathered, and asked the old
negro, We'll, William, what are you
charged with this timeY"
Sadly the ancient darky replied, BOSS,
rs charged with whislxyp-Harper's
Weekly,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
Picked Peaches.

Take those of full growth. ripe, but
not soft. wipe them with a flannel
cloth. or pare them. Stick three or
four cloves into each peach and lay
them In stone iar. Allow halt a
pound of sugar 10 one quart 81 vine
gar and cassla and other spices to
taste. Let the vinegar come to a boil
skim and pour 1t over the peaches
Let them stand two weeks. pour on
the vinegar, Boil again, anG pour 1t
back over the peaches. They are now
ready % use.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

Sunday school picnic. Jumping out of
bed early he ran to the window to see
what the weather was like, and found
the rain coming down in torrents. Stamp
inc his foot angrily he exclaimed. I'm
going TO be heather after this. Lon
don Tit-Bits,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

readily fastened In
position after the
jars have been nll-
ed and Just as read
lily removed. The
nearest approach
to n satisfactory
Jar opener Of this
class has been re-
Gently patented by
an Illinois man. As
shown IN fha f.1uc.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
Chocalatc rcans.

Boil a cup Of sugar and half cup
OF water together until the syrup
spins q thread Beat the white af one
egg very stiff, and pour the syrup grad
ually upon II, boating all the while.
and whip in two ounces Of melted ehoc
olate with half teaspoonfal y VA
nilla, When nearly cool spread on the
cake
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
PHILADELPHIA Philsonhu.

Tie trouble with one-sided people "a
that they seldom look on the bright side
Many a philanthropist gives to charity
and takes it off his wife's allowance.
The fool at least has the satisfaction
of knowing that he has plenty Of CON-
pany.
Any detective win tell you that g per
son who is freckled can be easily so0s-
ted.
No, Maude, dear; we should not al.
wise you to go to a chiropodist for corn
on the ear.-Philadelphia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19
So 80 Sersnnns.

Tho QeoalS0t sire pevSEseSs
E,,tle trials ct sos aaTse svases
Il takes paore than sentiment 10
aaaS2 3 saint
A goa5 Doc Is s s5rSs-Sl&ss prayer
Sssaas4 wecJ5S
ne eessSsoa YEA caa i've ~ VIII a.
to aie ~,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

4 good thing ia have about the re-
GrlSerator is saucer Of charcoal. or
several saucers, for that matter. Place
one on the shelf where the milk Is &ent
and also where the butter Is Kept. This
viii Sksp the refrigerator very gweet,
ana Is an easy prevention OF Se-naS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

Inventors have made numerous at
tempts to design device by which
the lids of preserve Jars could be
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-19

"A birds wing is, IN proportion 70 il
owners weight, twenty times as strong
as q mans arm.
Evening capital., 1907-09-05

The readers OF this paper viii be
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medical fraternity. Catarrh being a
constitutional disease. requires a consti-
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IS taken internally. acting directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. thereby destroying the foundz-
ton Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work.
Thgpfoprctors have 80 much faith 10
IS curative powers that they offer One
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monials.
Address r. !. CHENEY x CO.,
Toledo, q.
Sold By All Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for. consli.
patton.
Evening capital., 1907-09-05
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Evening capital., 1907-09-05

"A shady transaetion-buying avn
iugs.
1t dosnt eost anything TO pay
compliments.
DcWitt's Little Early Risers, rens
rie LITTLE pills. Recommended BY
Heidmeyer Bros, Druggists
When money talks the world sits
up 60 listen.
Even at a comedy the audience
may 80 ia tiers.
Eat what you please and take lit
tie kod0l EOr Indigestion after your
ncals. IL dlgests what you eat. SOLD
~ Eeldmeyer Bros. Druggists
When you sit ON some fellows they
act like bent pin.
--lu politics IL j. seldom the big
gun who shoots of his mouth.
keunedy's Laxative Cough Syrup Il
absolutely free from any opiate or mar
eotic. Contains Honey and Tar. Sold
hv Fciimegcr Bros. Druggists
The wise owl should not only
know what's what, but, who's wh0o.
When a woman has no one near
tO tell . secret she can tell phone.
When the cold winds dry and crack
che skin get DeWitt's Witch Haze
sllvc. sold ny Feldmeyer Bros, DrJg-
gist<
The rich bakers daughter is al
ways afraid come fellow will marry
her for her dough.
SOME men are such careless liars
that they cant even drop a hint with
out breaking their word.
Evening capital., 1907-09-05

old age is both venerable and re-
spectacle, but il should be serene and
cheerful, and illumined with the pla-
cid content that sheds a mild light
over everything; for why should Did
Age be gloomy and selfish. or irrit-
able and ill-tempered. rather than hale
and hearty and whOlesOmcz There are
numerous or old men who know how
To keep within laughing distance Of
their youth and why should not ali
discover the seerets The answer TO
this is to be found among the things
that are fundamental, and when it
Is found, it spells Conscience! The
gloomy and soured ones, who are ut
war with youth and the world, and
who claim the possession Of number
less physical ailments, would have an
easier and q happier time If they
traced their troubles to Conscience.
II is their keencst and most painful
ailnIent. They may beat IL down
and smother IL in the pride of life.
and in tho yain-giory of their youth,
and il may lie dormant, a friendless
and a forsaken thing, for many year,
but IL bound to have its innings at
last. When the body begins to show
signs OF physical wear and tear, and
the passions grow weak or die out al
together. and the legs acquire their
premonitory wabbie 50 familiar 10 the
experience Of mankind. Conscience
arises from its long rest, refreshed
and roinyigorated, and proceeds to
take possession Of the frail carcass and
use It's sharp and secret lash. And
what pity this lashing cannot take
place in the public eyci I'm the mar
ket-pIaccs 0f tho world In tine midst
of he assemblies Of men joel Cband-
Ter Harris In "Uncle Remus's Maga-
zinev for September.
Evening capital., 1907-09-05
leusesly for Diarrh0ca Never Know
To Fail.

want 81 say few words Tor CHAMBER.
iain-s collie. Cholera and Diarrhoca Remedy.
have usel this preparation IN my taEiily
or The past Eve YEAR and have recommended
Il as ; humber a. people IN York county and
have never known i g. fail % effect cure
81 auv insiarce. ! feel that I can not say too
usrh gar tl.e fest remedy # the kind IN the
xarI4-~ Jfsftoy, Spring Grove, York
Caausv. PA This remedy j. Cor sale by
Eaft~rexer TrrF fira0 Store.