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Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
PLOT FOR HowELL's COMEDY.

a correspondent of the Manchester
Guardian tells Of an elevator maker.
or lift maker" who was called up in
his Office at night by telephone. An
agitated voice said it was Lady Blank
who spoke and that she wanted a man
at once 10 repair her elevator. or lift.
as the English call it. The lift maker
said that he was sorry that every one
had gone. and that he would send some
one in the morning "Oh, that won't
do at ALL cried the voice: you must
send some one now. The lift has stuck
between the floors" The lift maker
repeated that he would send someone
the first thing in the morning. The
lady cried: But | am giving a dinner
party. and The lift maker interject-
ed that he was helpless. and could only
send some one in the morning But
there is a lady in the lift" cried the
voice
Il offer" writes the correspondent.
the fearful hostess. the waiting dinner
party. and the lady in the lift to any
writer of farce who may happen to care
for modern material"
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
OUR WOMEN THE MOST ROBUST.

English women are the tallest and
American women weigh the most. re-
ports a scientific commission that has
been investigating the physical attri-
butes of the women of France. America
and Great Britain. The biggest women
in America belong to the long wealthy
families in the large cities. but this
report says that the tall, robust and
athletic women we see swinging along
the avenues and in the parks are not
to be taken as typical Of the nation as
a whole. They are a specially selected
group. for whom generations of ease
wholesome food and plenty Of open air
exercise have done much to increase
their physical stature The average
weight of American women is III
pounds. Their English sisters. though
taller by the minutest fraction of an
inch, are not as heavy. French women
are much shorter than either the
Americans or the English. and they
weigh less.-New York Press.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
RIGHT AND IT.

We have received from an automo-
bile manufacturing firm a typewriter
announcement under the title. Keep
20 the Right" that it is the only con-
Germ which has thought to install the
stCaring gear on the left side Of the
car so that occupants can alight on
the right side instead Of on the left.
The Improvement is more important
for another reason for we do not see
why passengers should alight from one
side rather than the other. The main
advantage lies in the fact that the
driver is given a better view Of vehi-
Giles he meets, thus lessening the LA
bility OF collisions.
But the practice OF turning to the
right in meeting appears absurd to
foreigners. especially Englishmen. as
1t undoubtedly il. while the driver sits
on the right side of the vihicle. There
IS n reason why a right-handed driver
and most men are right handed
should be on the right side. but there
Is no reason why vehicles should turn
10 the right rather than to the left.
but there is very obvious reason why
they should turn to the left rather
than "a the right
" this firm Of motor makers could
have reversed the rule with respect to
turning and left the location Of the
steering gear where It was the cause
Of humanity would. have been better
served.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
PHOENIX. ARIZ., FEB. 20. 1907.
NEWSPAPER EXPOSURE OF EVIL.

Il was inevitable that the publication
OF the reports of the Thaw trial by the
newspapers would evoke a tempest Of
horrified disapproval from the clean
minded sentiment Of the country. The
case itself in al its features. factors.
Incidents and consequences. is lep-
rously indecent and immoral.
But Il is to be considered, first
that there is almost a universal popu-
lar demand for the news concerning
the trial now in progress in New York.
n demand which Is not confined to
the evil-minded. sensation-loving pub
lie but is manifested even by those
who are severe in condemning its pub
LEGATION.
1t is to be considered. further. that
the most obnoxious details of the evil
dence have not been presented in the
general press reports. The testimony
Of one witness especially was care
fully pruned before it was put on the
wires for the outside papers. and was
then subjected to more or less censor
ship in the offices of the several news
papers receiving it.
Complete silence concerning the
Thaw trial would have pleased many
readers, no doubt. particularly par
efts who naturally are averse to hav-
ing the vices Of the underworld
brought to the attention of their fam
HES; but the suppression of all re-
ports OF the trial would have been i'm
practicable and, from one important
point Of view. unwise. II any report
1T all was to be given, manifestly it
was necessary TO cocer the ground to
a degree that while emitting indecent
details, would show the general char
acter and drift of testimony.
There is still one other important
phase OF the matter which needs at
teniion. Is it better that the people
shall be kept in entire ignorance of
what is going on in what is known as
the Tenderloin districts and society of
H' bANeiN N1iS7' VI Slouiu lheFe De
such disclosure Of the vileness and |
rottenness Of certain classes az will !
not only disgust and repel the public |
but will produce a tidal wave of in |
dignation that will sweep away some I,
Il not all the contributory causes Of |
such conditions? 1t is difficult to I
choose between such alternatives. /
There are grave consequences to be !
faced whichever course is taken.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

the Bard OF Avon. who Is alleged to
have shown by no other literary work
his ability to produce the worlds mas
terpiece and who IL known to have
lacked the literary training necessary
for such a task If Shakespeare was
not the author of Shakespeare and
Mrs. Eddy was OF the author of
Science and Health" it is easier to
find the author in the first case than
in the last. for Bacon is the only 9TH
er man who looms up in the Shakes
pearean period. There are scores Of
eligibles contemporaneous with the
Eddy period.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
81 Perkins TraVeIs--N0. 5

Searchlight, New. Feb. is, '07.
Massie's Second Hand Store.
Phoenix, Ariz.
Dear Sir
l just got here about 10 minutes ago.
this time yesterday. so decided to
drOpe yue a line and tell you about
the beautiful scenery.
This is a fine farming land to raise
gold. Every body here is out cultivat-
ing either hoeing er digging up mug
gets. which groes here just like pata-
tiers. l fOun a nugget yesterday most
as big as my head and little boy
said his pa had a table with solid gold
top. SO CESS 1 will trie and bic sum
of these peaces OF gold furniture fur
yue to sell. you otter be abbel to git
good prices fur them there. (even sec
ond hand ones) The boys here play
with gold marbles and the hens are fed
on golddust so they lay golden eggs.
A man the other day tried to sell me
some gold stock" l don't know what
kind whether IT We're hogs. er cowes,
he said they were watered fine.
Say by the way send me Is of those
nue. pillows, Is OF those nue. blankets.
and a big stack OF those second hand
IL had a store like yours
up here / could sell every thing yue
have got in there fur IL times your
price. and then everybody would ac-
cuse ne of steeling IT, just like they
do there now.
Gee. there goes a exploshun I must
close as l want to see what the poor
fellers who were blowd up think Of the
chance of selling a rug like yours fer
the people on mars to walk on.
Yours truly,
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

Mark Twain having raised the ques-
ton Of the authorship Of Science and
Health and tAe Key to the Scriptures"
We presume that little VIII be heard
now OF the question who wrote
Shakespeare Mr.. Clemens principal
naA 81 fact the only argument against
Mrs. EDDY is her alleged mental inclp-
ability as disclosed BY things she is
known 10 have Wi ten. Leaving out
the Baconian cipher theory of the
Shakespeare controversy a somewhat
similar argument is presented against
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

1t is stated that the citizens of Yu-
ma want the Hill" as the site for a
modern hotel. They can never have
a hotel so well patronized as the one
now there or one whose boarders will
be more thoroughly attached to the
hostelry
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

There is a wide difference between
the self-appointed champion of the
peoples rights and the champion es-
pecially delegated by the people. The
difference is just as wide as the diff
ference between a conception and a
misconception of ones duties.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

The railroad commission bill intro
over the earlier one OF not
being in danger of conflicting with the
interstate commerce act. 1t is as
harmless and lawful as a commission
for an investigation of the state of
morals of the inhabitants of Mars
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

Mr.. Carnegie and Mr. Rockefeller
are contributing greatly to solve the
vexing problem that confronts many a
man in pleasing anticipation: What
would you do if you We're worth a
million or more?"
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

Observing the pleasing spectacle of
the passage of hundreds of private
pension bills through congress, ex-
Queen Liliuokalani would respectfully
inquire if it is not her turn next.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

The president apparently has no de-
sire to usurp on behalf of the federal
government the inalienable rights of
the sovereign states TO pass ali the
woman suffrage legislation they
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
MY THOROUGHBRED SPANISH

JACKS will make the season of 1907
at my ranch on Grand Ave, half mile
from Fair Grounds. Took 1st and End
prizes at Territorial Fair. so to in
sure. Mares boarded at $3.50 per
month. R HILL
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
WHY SO POPULAR

DO YOU know why the Bitters is so
popular among siclly people all over
the world? Then let us quote the
eist OF the thousands OF voluntary tes-
timonials sent US: 'Your Bitters cur
ed me after all else had failed" This
ought to convince you that
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

Eighty-one millions for defense are
carried by the army appropriation bill;
no small tribute to the spirit of mill
tarism.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

1t Will perhaps be found easier to
muzzle the sensational press than the
sensational pulpit
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

Ship subsidy seems to be sinking in
TO a soporiferOus state with the sub
sidence of the short session.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20
H0STETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS

is q sup -rior medicine and the one you
need 10 cure Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
CostiveEess, Female Ills, Headache,
Coles, or Malaria. Try bottle.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

Reputation is never very popular.
especially the reputation Of a very
satisfactory transaction.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

The booze fighter" is also one OF
those who cloves his enemy.'-Atchi-
son Globe.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

Searchlight, New. Feb. Is, '07.
Massie's Second Hand Store.
Phoenix, Ariz.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-20

GEO. W. vICKERs, Pres. and Cen. Mgr
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03
HAMLET, WITH THE PRINCE OF
DENMARK LEFT OUT.

The Atlanta Constitution of yes
terday contains an interesting news
item to the effec, that the Atlanta
Chamber Of Commerce had appointed
a committee Of five members to
urge action by representatives in
Congress looking 10 the passage e
necessary legislation by that body
70. the procurement of Il canal unit
ing the Brunswick coast with the
Mississippi and it's tributaries, via
the Altamaha, Ocmulgee and Coosa
rivers The article in question also
states that two delegates from the
Atlanta Chamber of Commerce have
been sent to the Memphis waterways
convention.
The revival of this great thought
is due to a Brunswickian, who has
devoted a great deal Of study to the
matter and which has prepared and
published a large number of articles
on the subject presenting 1t in every
phase In this connection, 1t might
be stated that this is not the first
great project which Col Goodyear
has brought to the attention of peo
PIE most vitany interested. In fact
the history Of Georgia development
for the past thirty years, cannot be
honestly written, without according
him place among ne leaders OF
movements, wRch have made thS
safe great and prosperous. He has
lived ahead of his time; has had the
forethoueht to see and advocate
gre2t things chat resulted in similar
acts. The connection Of Bruuswicks
railway system with the outside
world; the increase Of our channel
depths, docks to sea, the line Of
steamers to Cuba. The canal though,
aud many otser things Of deep inter
est to iSa have not only been
hts work but fortunately his loss
and his personal sacrifice.
its rather the iroay OF fate, chat
in its reference to the great canal
work. tine Constitution completely
forsot whore the idea first originated
aud 90. Goodyears name is net men
TONED in connection with the matter.
fo refer 70 this movement &hout
mentioning Col Goodyear is Ike a
production OF Hamlet withoat giy.
ms the Prince OF Denmark a place
. " o..-- 81
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

It is to be hoped that the report
from Stockholm is true that the
Swedish Yacht Club has challenged
for the Americas cup. 1t is time
some other than a British contestant
for the trophy appeared, and out OF
the scandinavian peninsula should
come some daring sailors. The Nor
wegians are the best seamen in tlte
world and they should have taught
their Swedish ucighbors something
OF the ways of the ocean duriug thea
Ions association, though the seatar-
ms habits of Norway are not partic-
uIagly marked In Sweden.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

Notice Of Discontnuance OF Ads
and Subscription must be made 70
business office In writing
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

The administration is on its trav-
els again. The president is dashng
through half dozen states, deliver
ing as many speeches. Root is IN
Mexico, jollying the Greasers, and
Taft is in Japan, breathing sweet
words of peace. on his way to Rus
STA. Via the Philippines. The bis
show has Its three rings in full per-
iormance
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

1000 People Employed s. Cars
- Big Water Tiza. Tents. 500 AMI
mails. 20 Elephants. 20 CameIs
America IS Biggest and Finest Tent
ed Amusement Enterprise Monster
Geological Collection. a-osC Astonlsh-
ing Trained Wild Animals the Wor 3
has ever known. "A Gigantic Show
In i.selt Three Rings Completely
Filled b,f-h Hundreds OF Features md
Performers. Highest Sa-aried Amer
Jean and European Artists. Exciting
Royal Roman Hippodrome. AamoLh
Whirl Of Novelties.
Without Ezagge~ation the Finest
Free Street Turnout ever presented.
On gigantic String # Georseous
Pagoantry. q Gliuering Mass OF Bril-
lsncy and Bands Galore. DonRFoT-
set the da.e, October z.
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OFFICIAL ORGAN OF
Glynn County
Glynn County Commissioners
The United States Court OF Ban@
ruDtcy for this District
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

City Engineer High gave tAe REQ
pie out on Gloucester street another
false alarm Yesterday morning lie
was out there surveying some
streets the Ieai1eAs in that neish-
horhood thought il was the startls
Of work ON the .tolley lines.
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and. more important still. State su-
per9iston Of state banks has come to
be similar in nature to the Federal
supervision Of national banks Bank
deposits in The south have shown
phenomenal increases each year un-
Ill The grand total Of fifteen states
ia the south has reached four hun
dred millions or dollars. In the past
ten years while. Of course. cotton and
tobacco have been the chief products
Of the soil. dlye1sificatiEf crops
and scieu fife farming pen so
much in evidence that the s61th has
been reaping Immense sums by sup
plying northern markets far IA ads
vance Of other sections Of the count.
ry. In this as in all else, much has
depended upon The railroad which
must FURNISH transportation for
sou ITn produce. Possibly The most
phdN omoual Development u the
ON iii the past decade ~ been
in th&umbering indsNSSy, u mil
lions Of dollars of oufs4~eapital
have been used in opening up he
vast timber tracts. The lumber
business, both for home consumption
and export, has become one Of the
southa mosGsalgg-essiye industries.
Without on side capital or railroads
the souths great forest would. sim
be virgin. A decate o. so 4 Won
furnaces In the south were II bnd
FAR between, bat the BirmiK am
region is now almost as wenguown
as the Pittsbu-g region as an iron
and steel center; again outside CAPT
tai and transportation have played
the greatest par in the development
in the same way the south is now a
formidable competitor OF New Eng
land as the cotton milling center Of
the country Formerly the raw iaa
te~lal was either exported or sent %
New England and miiled there Out
side capital and more adequate trans
p%adon facilities have cAnged an
THU and TODAY the so cotton
mills are among the uaN& mos
prosperous industries. a recent
pilaton showed that out Of
A southern cotton mia coz
s ocks. 30 were above par and -
near parThe average bid price vas
1913. What could more 90
trato the &arked advaf
late a date%s 1898, wbeA
hard times was heard throS
south, and its giant resourcsS
barely been touched In q ittl1~~
err decade g south has made q
more tremendous progress than any
section Of the country. and It owe
almost the whole Of this great deyel.
opment and progress 90 the undeg@
Ing moving ioree OF capital whic'
a. rezrna@A solitary shor, line raj
Arunk lines. which ha
ast forest ard brought
OF tons Of iron ore
which has reared
IN mMs near the cen
production, which has
- ade new south out Of
Mod poverty stricken sous
was helpless despite lis great
natural wealth.
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The Columbus Ladger asks How
about that arJesian water? Wen,
how about it?
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

Iiurrah for Taft. He has settled !
die war with Japan, Whoopla for
the big secretary.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

The prohibition bill might II W
done away with liquor, but 1t reviNd
some political spirits.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-10-03

City Attorney Mason of Atlanta
says the prohibition fight in Georgia
has just started. Such utterances as
that is one reason why Lon Living
ston will have an easy race for con
gress.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-04-20
THE SEPARATOR.
N Properly Handled Il VIII provs .
eplsndid Investment.

Every progressive dalrymnn should
hnve d hand separator, You emu then
give the calves fresh sweet skin, milk
II ID expensive 10 feed calves on wha.e
milk, especially when you can sell the
butter for % cents per pound and sup.
ply tho fat taken from the milk By oil
meal or oil cake ~ few cents per
pound.
From the other side, the separator IL
certainly splendid Investment ~ u
labor gayer. II " also valuable nv q
means Of getting nil the butter fat from
the milk. Get a good standard ma.
chine. but don't get very small size
unless you have only a very few cows.
For ten to twelve cows we would cer-
tainiy recommend 4J0 10 $50 pound
per hour separator
Cleaning the Machine.
Wash the machine every time II 10
used. Don't believe the agent who
tells you that you can wash bis ma
chine by simply dipping the parts In
warm water. ANY one who has han
died vessels In which milk has been
kept knows that that 10 not 10, Use a
brush, not n dish rag. to wash each
piece OF the separator; then pour boil
Ing hot water over the parts and allow
to dry.
Use plcuty Of oil on the bearings. and
thus greatly increase the llfe OF the
machine, Fasten the separator Sc
cnrcly to the floor. take three minutes
10 speed Il hp. heat up the bowl with a
little lukewarm water before separat-
lng. then flush out with little clean
water after the milk has run through
10 tse, all the crcam.--professor w. j.
Elliott.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-04-20
ATTEMPTED SUICIDE.
Wealthy Manufacturer Tries Self Do.
struetion After Arrest.

NEW YORK, April Benedict
Glnbel the wealthy Philadelphia mer-
chant arrested here yesterday on the
double charge Of exertinE improper In
fiuence over Iyer. Clark, sixteen year
old boy and an attempted bribery Of a
city detective who made the arrest lies
tonight at st. Mary's Hospital, Hobo
ken ". j., Unconscious from wounds be
licycd by the police 10 have been self
inflicted. II IL said the injuries may
prove fatal,
With throat cut and gashes cut in
both wrists. Gimble was found tonight
In, "A room which he had engaged the
night before at the Palace Hotel I'm Ho
bokcn.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-04-20
RECORDED IN LONDON.
Delicate Instruments Record the Mex,
iean Earthquake in London,

LONDON, April 19.-John M, Milne,
the seismologist, says that his instru-
ments recorded a large earthquake be-
ginning at 9:10 wednesday night. 1t
reached Its maximum in tensity at
1906 and lasted a long time. He ten-
tatively estimates that 1t was 54OO
miles distant, probably in Mexico, or
the northern part of South America.
Professor Delar of Laoibaoh, Aus
tria observatory, telegraphs that a
great earthquake began at 1915 mid
night European time, The centre of
the disturbance was, apparently, $3.50
miles away.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-04-20
VOLCANO IN ERUPTION.
chilaian Volcano Devastates Territory
Causing Great annass.

LIMA. Peru, April 19.--The volcano
Puyehu in the province OF valdivia.
Chill, is yet in active eruption and
new orifices have developed and open
ej The losses In the neIghborhood
the enormous and the inhabitants are
panic stricken. Absolute darkness
would prevail but for the light from
several fires over an extent Of six
miles A great number Of cattle have
been killed. The ruined inhabitants
are fleeing In all directions. The gov
ernment has sent for assistance.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-04-20
DECISION LATER.
In Habeas Corpus Proceedings To Free
Boise Lumberman.

PORTLAND. April 19.--The hearing
OF the habeas corpus proceedings in
stituted in the United States circuit
court here 10 secure the liberty OF L.
c. Chapman. manager OF the Barber
Lumber Company OF Boise. Idaho, now
in contempt of the United States dis
trict court OF Idaao for refusing to
produce the books of the company dur
Ing the Grand Jury investigation was
held here today, before Judge Gilbert
who viii announce his decision later
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-04-20
poIna Business. Aaain.

when my friends thought I was
about TO take leave Of this world. on
account OF indigestion. nervousness
and general debility" writes A. A.
Chisholm. Treadwell, N. y. 'and when
Il looked as II there was no hope left,
! was persuaded to try Electric Bitters.
and / rejoice TO say that they are Gu
ring me. I am now doing business
again az of old. and mstill gazing
dahy." Best tonic medicine on earth.
Guaranteed by Chas. Rogers, Drug
gist. so 9.