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The Washington herald., 1907-05-12

Nine. de Meissner has decided to repeat {
her lecture as given recently IN AIendels-
sohn Hall, New York, lor the benefit of
Christ Church, Georgetown, as also for
the relief of the Russian famine sufferers.
Russian choral songs, under the direction
Of Miss Aileen Bell. Will be a feature of
the programme. The lantern slides are
much more numerous than they were
when this reading was given at the Wash
ington Club. and include. besides many
other war pictures, one Of a charge of n
column Of Gen. Nogis army at the battle
Of Mukden. This lecture viii be given on
the evening Of May p. at Ldnthicum Hail
Georgetown.
AIr and Mrs. Marx. of Fifth street
were at home informally Tuesday even
ing. IN honor Of the twenty-ffth ami
versary Of their marriage.
Miss Carrye Robinson gave a dance at
AckeT's Hall. on Thursday evening, com
plimentary to her guests. Misses Ora
and Alma Hirschfeld, Of Gainesville.
Tex The guests were Miss Hortense
Koch. of New York; Miss Meryl Gold
smith, Miss Flora Gauss, Miss Florence
Gusdorf Miss Rhoda Mauntuer. Miss
Leona Stern Miss Natalie Mayer, Miss
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12

Mrs. Charles E. Allnutt is visiting he,
parents at Rocky Ridge. Frederick Coun.
ty
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12

Miss NJ. Hergesheimer, Of Washington.
is stopping with Mr. and Mrs. s. T. VIII
liams. at High View House.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12
HOTEL CHETWooDE.
THE Lorraine.

Steam heat; sun parlor: private baths: y 10 sl5
weekly, Saturday 70 Monday s559. Aooklst y H.
DEMlSEf. gas..- a.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12
The PENNHuRs sT

Atlantic City n. J.. Michigan ave and Reach
Open all the year Steam heat Elevator 10 street
level, boosict an Application. EM. r. HOOD.
mvsant
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12

Ocean front, between two piers. Fresh and
water baths running water, &c. Special spr
Fates- Auto meets Trains CHARLES L. MAGNE
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12

Or. Montgomery Earle Higgins, son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. James L. Higgins, Of Boyds.
who returned here last month from Pan
anna, to visit his parents, left Wednesday
for Vienna, going via Naples ana Swifz-
erland. He VIII take a six months
course in medicine IN Vienna before re-
turning TO this country.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12

The OsBORNE-PACIFIC AND ARKANsAs
Ayes.-Opens May 18th. Elevator: an conveniel1eas
Sl,59 day up S up weekly. L. J. 0sBORNE.
my3-tu. iii. .sa, ,Su-30t
The Washington herald., 1907-05-12
PRINCESS HoTEL

HOTEL RUDOLF Directly Directly On G bsach-
ana European plans Seg-watcr baths; private
phones orchestra. Special spriBg rates CHAS.
Z. MYERS. Owner uvI-ft
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03
Election

At time of going to press it
was impossible to get official re-
turns of Saturdays election from
Paris. The vote is practically
this: The Court House PROPOSE
ton lost by 1913 votes and that
of the Infrmary won by 100
votes.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

All accounts due Bricker &
Spiker are due and must be
paid. Iwant to close the bust
ness as soon as possible and
must have the money.
J. Row SPIKER.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Mrs. George Whaley, of Mont
geometry, Ala. has been the
guest of her kinspeople, T. M.
Maddox and wife.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Mrs. Mary Woolf of LaPlara,
has been visiting her son, u. Il
Woolf at Cincinnati.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Mrs. Thomas Proctor and
Jamie went to Quincy Tuesday
on a two days shopping expedi'
ton.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

The pretty roam saddle colt
that took first premium at the
fair is dead. 1t got snaged in
the side and died from the eff
fects of wound 1t belonged to
William Buckman's little boy
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Mrs. N. e. Young and daugh-
ter. Mrs. Louis Nash and chill
dren left Tuesday for Wood
ward, o. r., to visit their
daughter and sister. Mrs. A.
Zimmerman.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Ennis Green writes rs to say:
We have moved back to Liber.
ty to attend school. Plecse
change our paper to this point.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Don't fail to attend. the great
sale of fall and winter head
wear at Miss Bodkius Friday
and Saturday Oct. 4th and 9Th
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Mrs T L Gosney and daugh-
ter spent part of the week with
Hunnewell friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Mrs. N. e. Seeley, of Kansas
City has been with MonroI
friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Bert Bull and Master William
left Sunday afternoon tor Keo-
kuk, Iowa, to meet President
Roosevelt.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Roy Hagar of east of the city,
has been quite i'll of typhoid
fever
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Buy your Hat at Miss Bod
kins Millinery Sale Oct. 4th
and 5th.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

David Taylor left Tuesday
for Springfield, Mo. ION a bust
ness trip.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Mrs. ]. II. Robinson and
Master j. H. went to Shelbina
yesterday to visit relatives.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03
Fee Sale.

'FOr Sale.
Old Holiness church building
Building to be removed. Apply
to E. B. MCNuTT.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Miss Marie Sweeney has been
visiting her friend, Miss Mapu
Bramblette IN Palmyra.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

M. II. Lawless left, Tuesday
for Kiowa. Kan, on a prospect
ing tour. %.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Melvin Nolen and wife went
to Shelbina Thursday to visit
friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Henry Drescher has returned
from Massemin, Canada, where
he spent the summer.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Miss Cora Shook is visiting in
Griggsvllle, Ill.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Dimmitt engraves everything
he sells free of charge.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

mother, hut she died when he
was but a child and he had to
shift for himself in New York
City. He went to sea at an
early aye, and in short time
was made second mate. One
mig hit in San Francisco he fell in
with a number OF lads from the
navy and they filled up with
rum and patriotism and Coe en-
tered the navy. He fought dur
ing the Spanish American war
but tired of the drilling and
scrubbing during peace and one
night when in port in South
American city he was offered
wealth and position so be de-
serted and for year assisted
that country fight for liberty.
He was wrecked while tilhbus-
tering and picked up by yes
sci bound for Maine. His SYM
pathies are aroused tor a timid
old lady and he Immediately be.
comes her champion. She was
conducting a select school for
young ladies in a New England
village. He follows her home,
meets lovely girl and falls in
love at once.
Tue story is more of romance
than of sea fights. 1t is good
story we'll told.
Published by The Outing Pub
fishing Co., New York
Price $3.50
Love of Life and Other Stories
By Jack London, Author of The Cali
of the Wild
Jack London is so well known
and his stories are so popular
that a new book by him is hail
ed with delight. Love of Life
contains eight of his interesting
stories of the north. HIS stories
are true TO life, vived ard pow
erful. The most listless reader
will become interested From
the start the story moves along
swiftly smoothly, without a
break to the end.
After reading one of thase
books. you will wish Tor more
= by the same author.
Published by The Macmillan
Co., New York.
Price $3.50,
The Sons Of the SeigneT
: BY Helen Wallace, Author OF The
Greatest Of These
A story of the middle of the
= seventeenth century and the
=. scene is laid in the Channel Is
I lands, where for a short time
the young King Charles II ca
rouses in hiding. Seigneur LIE
VarcIin is a strict parliament
tartan. His second wife is as
firm a royalist, Her daughter
has grown up with her step
4 brothers as their sister. Both
brothers love their step-sister,
Diana. She is a fascinating
character, true and strong.
e Stirring times on ana about
. the island reveal the true char
y acters of the brothers. The
{ older and favorite of the father
4 is a treacherous sneak. The
9 younger son is brave and true
1t is a restful story of heroic
n adventure and triumphant love.
: Published by The Outing Pub
S fishing Co., New York.
Price 81 so.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03
NEW BOOKS.
The Closed Balcony.


girls and enjoyed equally as
much by older people.
The family have a pleasant
home in a large town but have
to move to the country for the
benefit of the oldest sons health.
The mischlevious Tad will win
your heart at once as will also
merry little Pollywog with her
funny blunders.
Harold. Edith, Robert, Ro
land and Maud are all jolly and
you will enjoy a few hours with
them.
The wholesome influence oil
the story on the manners and
morals of children will be APP
preciated by the parents. 1, is
bright and breezy, not a dull,
prosey chapter in it.
Published by The G. M. Clark
Publishing Co., Boston.
Jimmy Jones The Autobiography of an
Office Boy.
by Roy l.. McCardell, author of
Olde Love and Lavender, the Choir
US Girl, etc.
Jimmy is genuine up-to-
date New York gamin. He
tells in his own words of his
boyhood in the teuements and or
through life.
Jimmy's experiences with his
Uncle Jim, his real Uncle Jim,
my. Comical Jim, the circus
the prize fight, the Granny
Greeley Medicine Co., ETC., are
varied and include many people
good, bad and indifferent but a
times and IN all places 1t a live
ly, probable, humorous story.
Published by Dana Estes (
Co., Publishers, Boston.
John Kendry's Idea,
by Ches ter Bailey Fernald.
John Kendry is a young
American worth millions. HI
is engaged to very up to date
fastidious young lady with ;
passion for Europe who cares TO
nothing but appearances.
The scenes are IN San Fran
cisco and the mountains near
t The idea or ideal is a poo
J girl who make a pleasing cor
; trast to the girl Kendry ha
selected for his wife.
, Chlnaman Chan Row is an in
= teresting character in the story
/ It is a we'll written story ant
we'll worth reading.
Published by Outing Publish
= ing Co., New York.
DiSinheTited.
by Stella M. During.
An English story and a goo
one too.
! Avice CarIyon is an orpha
girl. Her father was a poo
curate aud at the beginning {
the story she is visiting
= friend of her mothers prior t
D going to London to fit hersel
for position as governess. !
wealthy old man with a title
visiting in the same home.
She devotes herself to hir
and by flattering HIM and work
ing on his sympathies succeed
in getting his proposal to maj
riage.
Her husbands nephew has al
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

For SALES room house. can
make terms, a bargain.-Node
Green.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

Miss Eva Smith, of Hume
well, arrived Sunday to visit
friends.
Monroe City Democrat. (Monroe City, Mo.) 1888-1919, 1907-10-03

The Story Of Martin cOe
BY Ralph b. Paine, Author of The
Praying Skipper
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
PEARY CHANGES PLANS,

Determines to Reach Pole by Sailing
Farthe: to Westward.
Boston, May 19.-Commander Rob
ert e. Peary has decided upon some
changes in his next attempt to reach
the north pole.
The main Improvement" said the
explorer, will be that shall continue
farther to the westward along the
north Grant Land coast and then
when l take TO the ice | shall bear al.
ways to windward and thus offset the
continuous drift from the east"
Commander Peary said that he
thought the necessary 100000 to
equip the expedition, half of which
already has been subscribed, would
be forthcoming soon. He denied the
reports that his wife would accompany
him.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
TERRoRlsTs KILL AND ROB.
Enter Railroad Office in Poland anc
Steal S 5000,

olCdl 8O,OOO.
Warsaw, Russian Poland, May 49,
A band of terrorists held up the city
Office of the Vistula railroad, on Dlu-
ga street, at 10 o'clock yesterday
morning and got away with $4,000
after a severe fight, in which four
persons were killed and nine wounded.
The Office was full of people at the
time and soldiers were guarding the
approaches, but the t%errorists attack
ed them with revolvers, killing two
and injuring four of the guards before
they reached the place where the mon
ey was kept. Then, s%natching up a
bag containing $4,000, the men ran out
of the office. The soldiers fired a vol
ley at the fleeing terrorists, but only
succeeded in hitting some bystanders,
two of whom we're killed and five
wounded.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
FIREMEN HURT IN PITTseuRe.
Five Manufacturing Plants Destroyed
Loss $780, 600.

Pttsburg, May 19. = Two firemen
were injured, five manufacturing
plants destroyed and a number of
small residences badly damaged early
yesterday by a fire of unknown orr
gin which started in the Brush & Ste
vens company pattern and model plant
on Penn venue
While the fire was at it's height
there was a terrific explosion, followed
by several smaller ones, and when the
smoke cleared away it was found that
two firemen had been injured.
The loss is estimated at $1O0, 900.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, AZ they cannot reach the dis.
eased portion OF the ear. There 10 only one way 10
cure deafness. and that Is by constitutional rcmedie s.
Deafness is caused by an infamed condition Of the
mucous lining of the Eustnchtan Tube. When this
tube is tntaned you have u runh!ing sound or i'm
perfect hearing. and when II is entirely closed. Deaf
uess 10 the result, and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condt.
ton, hearing Will be destroy ed forever; nine case,
out Of ten are caused hy tatarrh. which is nothing
but an infamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We viii give One Hundred Dollars for any case of
Deafness tcaused by catarrhl that cannot he cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure. Sendfor circulars, free.
+. y. CllkNkN II co, Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 7Sc.
Take Halls Family Pills tor constipation.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
The Easy Position.

What l want" said The out-of-work,
lis a nice, easy position"
MY friend" answered the wise one,
give up that idea. When an easy po-
sition is discovered, so many people
are after it that a man has to fight ten
hours a day to get it and twelve hours
a day to hold on to it,"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
The Mistakes of Others,

I'VE should learn to profit by the
mistakes that others make" said the
philosopher.
II do that right along" replied the
humorist. "Bagley got into the wrong
house when he came home from the
banquet the other night, and l wrote
q story about it which | have just sold
to one of the comic papers for 49,"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
RIOT AND DEATH IN STRIKE
CAR MANNED BY NON.UNlON MEN
JUMPS TRACK AND WRECKS
BUILDING.

Evansville, Ind. May 10. - After a
day of rioting, violence and accident,
the second day of the street car strike
in this city ended with one man dead,
six persons injured and all street car
traffic completely suspended. Late
last night Mayor Boehne called a spe-
cha meeting of the board of safety and
ordered 200 special policemen sworn
in.
A street car manned by a non-union
crew, going at full speed, jumped a
curve at Eighth and Walnut streets
and crashed into a two-story office
building yesterday Afternoon, partially
destroying the building, killing one
nan and iniuring four others. The
street car company makes the claim
that a strike sympathizer boarded the
car, and after knocking down the mo-
torman and conductor, threw on the
power to the limit, causing the derail.
ment of the car.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
"Get the Hook

Gunner-Did you hear the celebra
ted basso sing Rocked in the Cradle
of the Deep"
Guyer-Yes, and l thought it was
pretty fishy. i
Gunner-Fishy? How so?
Guyer-Why, wasn't it a deep-se;
bass?
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Desirable Location.

The House Hunter-I like this
house well enough, but l don't like the
idea of its being right text door to the
police station, with all those staring
policemen.
The Agent-Ah, sir, but that is real
ly a great advantage. Think how easy
it will be to keep a cook here.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Room for the Friend.

You'll have to excuse the disorder
here" said the fiat dweller. call these
bundles are our summer clothes that
we had to take u OF the hall clos
et-'
Surely, you don't need summe
clothes this weather. said his friend.
No. but we had to put up a cot in
the closet for a friend who spent last
night with u.s."
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
FIRE LOSS is INCREASING.
Destruction Here and in Canada fe

Destruction Here and in Canada for
April Amounted to $21,O25,ecO
New York, May 19. = Figures com
piled by the New York Journal of
Commerce show that during April the
fire loss in the United States and
Canada was s21 1925, 800. $40. GOO, 600
more than for April 1908. No fair com
parison a be made with 1906, be-
cause the San Francisco fire occurred
during that month. During April this
year there were 375 fires where the
loss reached or exceeded $4,000 in
each instance.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Musical Note.

Isn't that lovely?" said an enthusi-
astic young musician when a prima
donna had finished her principal song.
Perfectly charming!" replied the
young lady addressed. Il never saw
such a beautiful white satin in my life.
How much do you think it would cost
a yard?"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
CONFUSION is FATAL.

Youth Jumps From Wagon: Lands in
Track and Is Killed.
Glendive, Mont, May 19.-While at
tempting to drive across the railroad
tracks at the gravel pits Edward Hen
derson, nineteen years old, became
confused at the approach of a train
and jumped from his wagon. He
alighted squarely on the track in front
of the engine and was struck and kill
cd
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24

To improve the general health, take
the blood, eradicates rheumatism and
many chronic ailments. and keeps the
health good. Garfield Tea is made of
herbs; it is guaranteed under the Pure
Food and Drugs Law. Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, n. Y.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Famous Book Free.

Every reader of this paper can get free
Of charge one of DR.. Cotfee's famous books
which tells of a new method by which
persons afflicted with Deafness, Head
Noises, Sore Eyes, Failing Sight from any
cause, can cure themselves at home at
small expense.
Write a letter Immediately to DR.. w. O..
Coffee, 800 Century Bldg, Des Moines, la.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Comma and Goino.

What kick have YOU against mar
ried life?"
We'll, If don't keep my wife
dressed in the height Of fashion l
have trouble with her, and If l do keep
her dressed in the height of fashion
have trouble with her dressmaker."
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
No Lover of Timed Music.

A photograph had been introduced
into the village public and the land
lord, after running off several records,
asked one of his audience-a big agri-
cultural laborer-what he thought of
the invention.
"Wey," he replied, IA nivver could
get on Wi timed meat, and Aa'm
hanged If | like timed music!"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week te
Northwestern Inventors.

I1st OF Fatehts Issueu last WICK e
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson
patent lawyers, Oil Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi: Eugene A
Bryant. Minneapolis, Mimi, metallic
rod-packing; Herbert l.. Lapham, Will
mington, Mimi, spark %arrester; La
Fayette G. Dobbs, Watertown. S. d.
whipping device; Christ & E. Ludwig
sen, Jackson, Mimi, horseshoe CALI
and making the same; John E. Nc
Kellar, Storden. Mimi, end gate; Al
bert j. Nelson, Waseca, Mimi, pole
support.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
b b Get $4,000

City of Mexico, May 10. - Robbers
last night broke into a jewelry estab-
lishment known as La Acacia. in Ref
ugio street, in the center of the bust
ness district, and carried away goods
valued at $4,000.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Liahtnina DESTROYS Home

Superior, Wis, May 1S.-The home
Of NJ. j.. Bell, former treasurer of
Douglas. county. at Bellwood, a few
miles from this city. was struck by
lightning in = storm and the house
and all it's contents were burned.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Hard to Suit.

when your mother-inlaw fell into
the water why didn't YOU help to get
her out"
My dear madam, o must know
that nothing I've ever lone has pleas
ed her"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24

To be on good terms with human nature
BE Well, Garfield Tea purities the blood.
eradicates disease, regulates the digestive
organs and brings Good Health! Mann
featured by Garfield Tea Co., BROOKLYN,
n. y. Sold by druggists.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
That's Different.

The law holds an accused person
innocent until he is proved guilty"
The law may. But how about the
police?"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Yes, Indeed.

"a woman makes a great change ir
a mans life"
Eyes, and she takes a great deal O.
change out of 1t, too"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
PjscatoriaI.

An Italian scientist says fish can
both hear and talk.
1t would be highly interesting to
hear this knowing authority make a
noise like a fish.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Killing,

She-How do | look now, dear?
He-You remind me of a Sioux in
his war paint.
She-Oh! you horrid-
He-Not at all. ] near you're dress
ed to kill.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24

1t surprises a man the first time his
wife loses her temper. After that he
is surprised when she doesn't.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
Reciprocal.

Diggs-It's up to a rich man to
make the most of his money.
Biggs-Because why?
Diggs-Because his money makes
the most of him.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24

AS a rule a married mans sugar
coated sweetness ears off with the
waning of the honeymoon.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24

No. Cordelia, a man doesn't neces-
sarily have paint in his eyes whenshe
IL color-blind.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-05-24
SWEDISH MINISTER COMING.
L~agercrantz Will Visit Fellow Cour
trynen in Northwest.

Washington. May 10. = Mr.. Lager
crantz, the Swedish minister, expects
to leave Washington next week for
New York. The minister will then
make an extensive visit to the Swed-
ish colonies in the Northwest, spend
ing some time at the Twin Cities and
Chicago