The daily sentinel., 1907-11-16
This and That
By E. C. DOWNS.

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II By E. G. DOWNS. u
NOTHIN' TO 1T.
nate to knock in rythmic phrases
ana In no gentle mood,
upon some cherished fancies that
since the flood have stood;
But there's limit to endurance, to
patience there's en- end,
so to break old superstitions I'll my
facile Faber bend.
Now there's that old exploded the
ory of the 13th-fatal time
Or Friday as a hangman's day when
the scaffold felons climb.
Likewise tales of lucky horseshoes
found a-lying In the road,
And other fairy tales that tend our
fancies on to goad.
There is no luck. there is no chance,
there is no thing like that;
Life's what we make 1t, and our
"luck's" like batters at the bat.
Cool eye and judgment-thats what
NOahto anu WlhS tuc kdu6 CdCu uaN,
And rabbits feet and lucky signs
don't enter In the play.
KICKsHAws.
Never hunt trouble. 1t will find
you.
It's a poor mule that won't work
both ways.
Civil service-the waiter who does
mt sass back"
The man who offers too many apol-
ogles seldom has anything else to Of
fer.
No rogue e'er felt the halter draw
without appeal to some other court
If he had the price.
It's an i'll wind Tin winter) that
blows nobody any good-not even the
doctor and the undertaken.
An exchange asks: "Is Silence
Criminal?" Depends whether it's an
amateur pianist or professional au-
ltomobilist.
What's In name? Fort Collins
has an undertaken who also acts as
county coroner, and his name is L.
NJ. Balmer.
Tho 2Sth inst. Is Thanksgiving
day. If you have nothing else to be
| b hat IL fttI L. tIat
can get cashiers checks.
Between Fairbanks and Hughes.
it doesn't matter much which acts as
the ice wagon hitched to the Roose-
welt comet in the next campaign.
| The Denver carpenters will accept
cashiers checks. All OF which shows
they are not knockers. even II they
have their hammers out most of the
time.
The voting machine has been de-
clared unconstitutional in Massachu-
sets. The political machine. how
ever, will continue to do business at
the same old stand.
The Denver Republican rises to re-
mark that Grand Junction always
was peach OF a town. You bet!
She's the apple Of our eye in this
valley.
The cashier of big New York
bank recently died of myexedena. a
disease contracted through the con-
stant handling of currency. Well
risk 1t.
A Denver want ad. reads: Want
ed-A woman who will wash. Good
pay" Great heavens! Won't peo-
pie in that town wash unless they're
paid to do SO?
Miss Geraldine Farrar. the Ameri-
can soprano, has decided to reside
permanently in Berlin. Hence these
tears, for henceforth Geraldine will
be Farrar way.
It is announced that preparations
are being made for Harry Thaw's
second trial Order your chloride of
lime and other disinfectants early
and avoid the rush.
Denver is having an awful time
over its water works. considering
the number of saloons in the capital
city we don't see why they should
worry about that
In one respect a savings bank and
a faro bank are alike these days.
You can deposit your money in either
one, all right, but It's gamble
whether you can get 1t back.
The motto, "In God We Trust
has been omitted from the new WV
gold pieces. The 500 gold pieces
have likewise been omitted in the
case of large majority of the prole-
tariat.
Anna Gould has decided, per late
cable, not to marry Count Boni DE
Castelline's cousin, the spehothriit
prince de Sagan, so we suppose the
could railway lines will declare their