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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
JOIN RETIRING LIST.
Eight More Life Companies Quit the
Wisconsin Field.

Chicago, Dec. 31.-A dispatch to the
Tribune from Milwaukee says: Seven
more life insurance companies, car
rying So, 900 600 in. policies in WILSON,
sin, vest erday determined to quit the
state at midnight, tonight, when the
new insurance laws become effective.
They are as follows: Pacific Mutual,
Columbia National, Federal, Des
Moines Life, Security Life and An
nuity, Union Mutual and Security Mu-
tuaI
With these companies on the "retlr-
ing list the total number of life un-
derwriting concerns which will aban-
don the Wisconsin field is increased to
twenty-three. The total amount in
sued by them is more than 100000
0OO This is about 70 per cent Of the
total life insurance in force in the
state with foreign companies, and
nearly SO per cent of all the life insur-
ance in force, including that carried
by1t the Northwestern Mutual of Wis
cOQSin.-- -r-r,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
NEW YEARS GYMNASTICS.
Annual Demonstration by All the
Classes 1T ". NJ. c. A.

The annual New Years gymnastic
demonstration by the classes of the
Central Young Mems Christian asso-
citation gymnasium, will be held to-
morrow night at 8 o'clock. This is
to be given by representatives of all
the classes from the 10-year-old to
the business man. Nothing in the
way of exhibition work will be given
at this demonstration. it being the idea
of the physical directors to display on
New Years simply numbers from the
regular class work. Each class could
necessarily only be given a single
number on the programme which
follows:
March-All Classes.
Free Calisthenics Preparatory
Class
Flag Employed Boys.
Apparatus Work-Junior Class.
Rough Rider Ball-Student Glass.
Steel Wands-Senior. Glass.
(a) Springboard high jump.
(b) Distant buck.
(c) Horse and High Stick-Senior
classes.
volley Ball-Busy and Business
Ben.
Basket Ball-Senfor A VS.. Senior B.
No admission fee is charged to this
annual gymnaStic event and as sew
eral hundreds were turned away last
New Years night it behooves those
parents and friends of the partici-
pants to come early to gain admis-
sion.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
FIVE DAYS BEHIND.
Torpedo Boat FIOtilla Has just
Reached Para, Brazil.

Para, Brazil, Dec. 91.-The torpedo
boat f1otilla, which is preceding the
battleship fleet to the Pacific, arrived
here today.
The boats left Port of Spain, De-
cember rs, and are now five days be-
hind their original schedule, due to
accidents to the machinery of two of
the destroyers
The transport Arethusa arrived here
yesterday.
Para is on the Para river, about go
miles from the sea. It is modern
city of broad and well paved streets,
surrounded by pleasant suburbs, and
has a population of $4,000. 1t is an
important shipping port and has a
fairly good and deep harbor. The tor
pedo boats will remain there several
dayS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
never MORE RUSHED.
Three Thousand Bottle Blowers Re
turn to Work.

Millville. n. j., Dec. 31.-Three
thousand glass bottle blowers have re-
turned to work in the large glass
plants here after a shut down of 10
days. That there will now be a stop
in any of the local plants before July
1, is very improbable, as the compan-
les claim that they were never more
rushed with orders than at present.
Their only present difficulty is in Sc
curing enough help.
The deadlock between the Amalga-
mated Window Glass Workers asso-
citation and the Manufacturers asso-
citation continues and apparently
neither organization intends to sue for
peace in the wage scale controversy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
TUNED Them Blue.
Plan of Company to Discover Water
Thieves Succeeds.

Atlantic City. n. J., Dec. 31.-The
local hot water heating company has
recently suffered the loss of hundreds
of gallons of hot water through the
tapping of their pipes by household
ers. Efforts were made to locate the
unauthorized users of the water, but
without avail. Finally the company
placed in the water a harmless dye
and several of the pipe tappers are re-
ported to have been colored sky blue
in their morning baths.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
SAVED AT
ST. WINNlFRED
HOSPITAL
CSan Francisco Bulletin.)

The physicians in Honolulu could do
nothing for U. s. Deputy Marshal Win
tiers and he gave them up in despair
and came to San Francisco to see If
there was any physician here who could
cure an extreme case of chronic Bright's
Disease. He had had two uraemic con-
vulsions, and after fighting the disease
for two years, was at the end of the
way The first physician he consulted
in this city told him that chronic
Nephritis Is now a durable disease and
that he would probably recover. He
sent the patient to the st. Winnifred
hospital, put him on the new treatment
for Bright's Disease. and proceeded to
aid 1t in many ways that the skilled
practitioner understands. In four
months Winters went back to the Is
lands perfectly well-San Francisco
Bulletin.
We sent for the treatment given the
patient referred to in the st. Winnifred
hospital with such remarkable results
and have 1t in stock for patients here.
Both Bright's Disease and Diabetes are
nov durable. Call and let us tell you
aH about 1t. The Rex Pharmacy, cor
nsr Tenth and Kansas avenue, Topeka.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
DITCHED 40 CARS.
Brakes Failed to Work and Train Ran
Wild.

Helena, Mont, Dec. 31.-A highly
spectacular wreck occurred on the
Northern Pacific railway just west of
here last night, when an eastbound
freight train running extra got be-
yond control of the engineer, because
of failure of the air praKes to work
on Helena hill, the east slope of the
Rocky mountains, resulting in ditch
ing of 40 loaded cars.
Three brakemen were injured, two
of them, named Sherman and Brady,
seriously. Another brakeman was
badly scratched and his face was cut.
The injured will recover.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
NJ. NJ. MURDOCH RESTS EASIER.
No Hope, However, for the Recovery
of the Editor Is Given Out.

Wichita, Kan, Dec. 31.-Colonel
M. M. Murdoch is resting comfortably
today, but no hope of his recovery is
given out. The veteran editor of the
Wichita Eagle, and postmaster in this
city is suffering from a catarrhal con-
dition of liver and stomach, that has
reached an advanced stage. There is
little change in his condition from yes
terday. Congressman Victor Murdoch,
son of Colonel Murdoch, will reach
home tonight from Washington.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
ros Angeles. California.

Every day at 11:50 noon a Pullman
tourist sleeping car leaves Topeka for
Los Angeles, Cal, without change via
the Union Pacific r. r. This car stays
in Salt Lake City through the day
light hours of one day giving the tour
list an opportunity to visit the many
points of interest in the city by the
great inland sea.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
- TO
you
all

That you may find every
day of the NEW YEAR a
most happy and prosperous
one is the sincere wish of
the entire PALACE staff
from the Office boy down
to the chooses"
AUeFbdch d GueffeI
The Palace Clothing Co.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
No Seat. No Fare Fight.

Jersey City, N. J., Dec. 31.-Six
cases brought to test the Jersey City
no seat. no fare ordinance are on trial
in the police court here. Mayor
Fagin is attempting to enforce the or
dinance, which provides that no fare
need be paid unless a seat is furnish
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
Here's Good Advice

O. s. Woolever, one of the best known
merchants OF lie Raysville, N Y, says:
IF you are ever troubled with piles ap-
Of them for good 20 years ago" Guaran-
teed for sores. wounds. burns or abras-
Ions. . cents. At all druggists
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
Portland, Oregon,

Every night at 7:35 a Pullman tourist
sleeping car leaves Topeka via the
Union Pacific r. r. which goes through
to Portland, Oregon. without change.
There is no better way to reach all of
the great Pacific northwest.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
Machine shops to Reopen.

Havelock, Neb., Dec. 31.-The Bur-
lington machine shops at this place
will reopen Thursday after eight days
of idleness. The equipment has been
enlarged and improved in the mean
time, 100000 being expended. There
are 6S5 men employed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
Tolstoi THROWN by His Horse.

st. Petersburg, Dec. 31.-News has
reached here that Count Leo Tolstoi
was thrown by stumbling horse and
sustained a dislocated shoulder. In
spite of his advanced age, the count
is making rapid recovery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
Change of Location.

We will, after January 1. 1908, occupy
the comnodious offices at S23 Kansas
avenue, which are being remodeled es-
pecially for us.
CHESTER B. REED.
WILLIS A. COSTON.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31

ed. Witnesses have already testified
to the circumstances under which they
refused to pay their fares when there
were no vacant seats in the car. The
cases are being hard fought and the
trial will last several DAYS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31

Leaving Topeka for Kansas City In the
morning is the Unon Pacific No. 106 at
S:15 a. m. arriving in Kansas City at
10:15 a. m. The afternoon train return
ing is the earliest train into Topeka at
6:15 D. m.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
Called Back to Work.

Sacramento, Dec. 31.-The EN-.
ployes of the Southern Pacific railway
shops, who were laid off a few days
ago, and who expected a long siege Of
idleness, were recalled to work today
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31
victor Howard MetcaIf Defe nder OF te American

1894, as secretary of commerce and
labor. He became secretary of the
navy December II, 1906.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-12-31

Allegretas. the best candy made
Price's drug store.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15

buanp / tonb ScIe ua ipt Errerne
mtbIrrtioiqt opret, loo tpt ION DC
ton paffes / en- qruuO 6rre poo ct
ihpqQchd0t Steo % behrf Rsooerne
mco fin WhI6ioro. 0ernc Til hRnge
OeS Sc igle0e Ne60er uuSer BLanttttn'
gen, o. oct er ba ingeu Gare Tor, at
Sc 6Iir tsrre rrScr arbciSet.
Oct err beSit al ocnte til en- itpet
ntqtia Tag meS bette, 81 Grpernr er
oeI hernret, hoor Sc er, % oerlom
Suuerue cr qroDet f6r FIartntr1en
be1m16er, Qndr 6erre mere emo Dob
belt ioo raft. 2ou6et bsr oPre opbt
pI6ict % hnrUet, iad oct er ieort oa
LIT; 6eriom bet er paa ru5rTffGt
2auo. bgr Scr fsrit pIfieS retop oubt
not iii at oTtjFre Suroetl. GfGr fao
beunc Out % pI6t pou mt; Oct ugt.
ter life at prsoe 90 pIorte en- ~Wtuo-
breof" Soro, 6Criom Der er pilot
@rrs, men aI6oertcro or set life
ra6oer6igt at fisre oGf. gSndr Ct
| gtnnlctrP or pGautet, bur6e Oct Itad
iun iait / Sor0eu, at set pau ingcr
Waa6e tau rpfte5 90 l6eu At brRtte
RsoSerne. 1cricm 5tsie ResIer fa'
ae8, or ser irdeuicn5clit @rltr6 Ill
lat fIo1e ooer, at man life fan roo
RocIetrGer Iii at IcDe.
arftipcrinen bsr 6egrrr6e itror
efter B]Iortniuqcu oq DeSItgrboI6es
en- Bonq ont llger til lent pao Ssiter
GDg ioo en- Gel 5GIoroobSer fugti5
8otm (iffe @isoe0 ruuot hocrt Era
ior ReffutteIie ON @interer. mcn ifai
oct crt nGite @oar o. tuIti0er ttt5
iom f9r. Geriom life for imno Greer
or efartet. riI De MI flare liz 1tSsl,
mere &rdtioertrg og Gisre en- birt!1
Bort, OF 6ericm Sc rctte Scrter eC
Oalgt og ire eller fire gto0er y oiOntet.
ioo6an dt 81 life itaor I ret H'ule
Iiae ooerfor binanSeu ! RGftsrre, fan
man ON en- fort Qi0 pe7te at baoc
en- ioFib "g9inobreaf" Der oil bcISe
hnose 8iuS o. Sue noe. 90 man oil
! irptes til al tro, al MAJ lcocr Aunl'
! oreoer al gttl lun1rre mo, og man
nil umSreS pao. broroan man no
bslet 2ipet paa BrGrieu ier mon
siorOe i'm EEantnhng.
Srorsplartcbc 8anIetroer al 81
late Sorter fan mi iGneS al poa'
lioelige BIouteif0Ier til ioa rIne!igC
Griier. at ieIp Sem iatttgite gSpbpgaer
fan iormaa at aante Dem. Stuff oaa
at eSers "~gamSbreut" Fun fife bpggs:
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15
9OtctaSOufhr.

3 en- Sop "Roibeo Bototoes" or.
beiSer man liot eTter Hot IND en- %
en- 5aIp. Sop Wselt pm isrit bar
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15

poo CT CONNER iom ct S1rS eIIer eu
9Goe. mer toger Ferc Mar. tsr oeu
er I'll Rgtte; oerfnr giGL6er Set ont
fife at uSiptte oct IGugere emo bdiit
~ue6oen0iqt; t5t Sc fIeite az eSer Bar
bit Ieoet 6en forrtoen Irrge nof.
Tor at flrre nPlqe 6e Sorter. iom
err be6it ififfct urSer De iprFelige
TorboI6e. er Set rGbpcnNtgt at fieroe
be uOtuutae Ggerfaber boS bSer, OF
ri nd 0crfor qroe en- rgioqtia 9efrri'
orLie AZ ale Sorter, iom tribes |
lEor6oeiter, / Ct ierrere yhtnter.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15

'nt baaoe for SoIbrGnoing og
Blight. Oct bar pefe SfnIore, OF
@reueuc fIspes let fra Stnnmcn.
sGbIerne faISer let al Greet, Tom bgr
beifpttes moo iterf 8ino. ri Grab.
abfer er SIoreuce % @bitrep 20.
20 oultreHt De eneite. JON MI pGon,
teS. Ger er mnugc andre Sortcr.
iom opertereS at forIficlliae Rlaitc
%ifoler, men er, iaa piSt ri oeO, Of ii.
ben 8Groi for 9iorbpeiteu.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15

uaet ct Spfos og berpoo CT tiIiat e
Iioet Gran Sobo. Nar piper ser,
poa Rosien rtgtiG qoSt meS er
Smoltrooo. @iip. 2iSt Salt % Sc,
Der og Ell Sbeife &s0iaft tiIipttes
Saa bar mar en- Sbeife imeItet Smsr
t. ntiper ioo @eosien i8ieu OF tiIipt,
ter TO niipeSe sGeQebIommer % til,
Tut Sc 2 i~tinpifebe @oioer. Gen fte,
peS / imurt Sorm 10 0iu,tcr mel
2oog ODER, Serefter ltNeu 2ocg. til sen
er burr. Gen trrnQcr gGnffe teri
@drme.
Ris-SunfHc.
en- Spiefte Suer imeLteS, trsres
en- Spi'eife MeI. fpGAes meN en- &op
IeIf. iom bar fanet Ct Cofog meS e.
IiSct Gran Sood. Get iRttes tiIiioe,
til oct er affiGet irFreS So ell Sop
fob toat RiS, og roor octte er rig.
zig 9oot tiammetr6rt hor man 3
oiieeOe 9esgsbIommer / o. oerpna
ire itfofoaue Sui6er. Qerne ite9eS
oaiao i irntrt Sorm 10 Rinuter mco
2ooa og berpoa uben 2aag, til ben
er Iriehrltn. Wan fan og'ou brtse
herne Souffle iom %,obinq meS REQ
Smice, bois mon bar 3 SpHefesr
Suffer / Den fogen6e M}cIf.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15
@cnltbp.

Serre rel fierote Sort bIeo fsrit
osIet 1851 al Jrs fra garsor,
Ratne, az Den MI aioSbe rteset be.
fienSte @ortner. Refer 30. Si6eor
i Creditor, 0iur Zen er ioa mcset
plontet cper beye RorSseren, at ri
trer, be fleTte fjcuoer Den. Srret er
et al be fsrfte I'll at 5ere 90 preeucc'
rer en- RsrsSe 6rust, iom er al goo
asaIitet ON Ssiteu 60 tisiis paa
@nreren; men &c tabcr bet yHeite al
oenne ceS IptcorSttb og bliocr til
iibit nrfsn iro5lss, let er en- iuuIf
6rtlst al slI garrsfarce, nniteu belt
Orerlast meS ~msrtersat; ben er Iiet
oper UsiSselsnsrreIie, al Ell meget
pen 5orm og ems StsrreIie. Get er
en- al De beoeit gamle Rarfeosiortar,
men Ieper aISris Irnse unetase1i paa
be belsisite SteOer os er meset no
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15

Set GicuScmGrfc. "Soor CT De.
res Tooer?" i5lrrgtc en- Eremueo IN
@llt pon 2anSct.
gel, Ban q nci Qoitrc hico @rtie.
fienre n Iar Poo StrnCbatte,
iOm n br1rfa."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15
Scuts @intcr.

Gette er oGoa ira 8ermont og
ferit aolet al Ct. s. 8. Saifin8 oG
er en- meset Iooenoe 8tnteriort for
RorSpeiten. SIR, Sobu WorIe bar
Ell Sooe pdn ortreut 300 Greer al
oenne Sort 6 MfiIc eitenfor moufo.
TO, og De b9rer oorIla en- flor 4nItng,
iom ban ieIaer i @mtfato for aooe
Iriier tent pon |tnterer. Srueten
err al mibbeIS StGrreIie, eul meO
msrtersoe Striber, meeet iaftta %
en- ubmGrfet aIotfcnfr1tet men er
IiSt for fforp I'll at fables ct DeSiert.
pbIe. SrGet er at opretitnuenoe
5orm 90 bGrer meset ttSGiet; Def
er, iaa blot hi REQ, boorbfsrt b0or
oct err prsoct, "a huroe pGante5 i6et'
mtn6ite for Sitrmebrug iii at foriss
ge me6.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15

araftfooer pfI iormoIeSe grter oe
gsnner, iiRr uaar DC hmhes iar'
men neS onbre Iettcre 6ooertoffe.
bore fortrirIiee. gt pil isee at for
fslge bem,e sag pSerligere % ifeffe
flere SpIpsninger ongaoenSe oenns
for os | @eiten ME aoItng.
ct Stem ,tben Wobe og @Sger
er Iigt ct Sus itSen @inbiter; IGies
gsgerne life, % er oe iom ct ittpnot
Chs.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15
0urtbwcitcrn @rerning

bIeo ~tntroeuccrct ! 1872 al g. %.
GarieIs al 0c1,potca Gourtp, 8i8'
conItn. Sen rrrite Sell oeo bcnnc
Surt er, at zen ! oaase aor 9ierne
oil bore til tent pon Ssiten % fife
eisre fig fproiq for gtnterfporter
Get er oe'oo lent til at bore, men
cir en- COB IrItr1, mar BET bearn'
Der. Set er ct h,trtt5t ~pogenoe GrT
oa bIir oct IteFte at ale / Sooen.
9gblerre er Iioc'oo itore iom Soma
geortp, al ~Ip'c9rcn &1tl6r on Seiteu
% baorse ior Ster. naor be plltffe5.
@eo Rptaar5trh 6lir be mobre % er
oa guile og bill boIoe fig IGnsere emo
nogen areer Grit, forr fan ocies i
3orbneeu, % cm Be emo life or a
besite acaIitct, 'ao er be bog al q
prrstist ltS'e'ree 90 er oeItemrc
ON gonrer, eter al ale andre Cor
ter er opbruqt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15
SuufHc al grDnne Grtcr.

On Sep tiIoocrsbIcoue itlroeoe or.
ter itompeS, til Re bIir en- ieon
Rasie, % man tiIirttcr, liSt efter
Iibt, en- Ssiieife imcItst Smsr urber
Stsmpingen. On Sop gfeIt rsres /,
brori man ier1t bar baut gorite Tibet
Sesa. Salt % 3eber baoes / efter
enroa iaa bar man ire Otisese ags'
eebIemmer t. "a eiter at nan bar
siioct Rasien ristig asSt, baoes be
itcsttebe Seiser J. efter at man
far bart Set o9 ! Ct irutrt Stcaefas,
irttcr man bette / soaer.uneu mco
2aaa oser 20 Tsrrrrter, taser ina
2aaset al % taser ScuNFesn bItoe
lpiebrm saa IoPseu.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-15
G~r9plnnttttrtp
pnn Carmen.
vi ". g. @~irftrum, giagiato. Ttuu.
9GblctrGcr af 2ben SIaSicS SaarS.
ferhfo.
0talin0a.

9enne Sort er rpQpt uperteret on
'PlgeS for urimeIi0t hgie Brtier,
men hos os er ben intet at ifrnbe al.
Set er ben melt froQebe % i~frsbeIie.
tic al ale Greer / |IorteIfoIen; men
ON Eto oe Ianse bIir oct enSeIig et
gunife arieeligt Gro / &ooen. Oct
et baarbfert, men ulP1et Tent til al
bore. S@bIerne er LANCE % ipib'
ie. Oct er ct SsbebIe meo Ii6er cher
iusen Srrag. guilt ne6 nat, reb Col,
itoe % en- Wnnabe imoa boiSe grtf.
fer. De er ON Soften booroe og Gin.
ienbe, utobnes / &iGI5eren seb SuIe.
ttber og boTber iie til lent poa Bad
rem. Set er ubruecIiat iom &isffen.
pbIe. Get braetrs I'll Neinneiotn i
1868 fra Sronge Gollntp, 8eru1ont,
al s. 90. 8o1ins ira glgtu, Minn.,
% err opfoIbt eiter hans Softer, Nta,
LINDA Rontr8.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

THE DUEL said Senator Tillman at
4 dinner in Washington, lis a thing I
abhor. T believe, though, in manliness
and pluck, and 1 hope the time will
never come when a conversation such
as was recently overhead in a New
New York club will be typical of
American chivalry. A New York Club
man approached friend and whis-
pered: 'Bludd threatens to kick me the
next time he sees me In company. If
he should come in here now, what
would you advise me to do?" sit
down. was the reply
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12
CHURCH SERVICES TODAY

ST ANDREWS CATHEDRAL, 0and11a m. 1902.
81 EPISCOPAL CFuRcH-Usbon
ST. ELIAARETHS
CENTRAL UNION 7:3op
METHODIST CEIURCI-Wadman and
and7:3
a. M and 7.3o m Sunday
school, M
KAWAIAHAO CHURCH-Parker, m. and
kAUMAkAPuL CHURCI-Iono. a.
PORTUGUESE EVANGELICAL
CHINESE CHURcH-Thwing .and7 M.
sATs-Waler morning and
evening
ROMAN CATHOLIC OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES 1890
ST. AUGUSTTNES CHAPEL C)-Wakiki, ervieesa at m.
collection, Sunday m,
Clement, a m.
sehoo
sOCIETY-Room Buldin |
Z. NJ c. A-Men's meeting, p. m
SALVATION ARNfY-1o30 6 m.
street. m. and
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

A certain man, who was recently re-
elected to a position that he had held
for many years, met friend who CON-
graduated him on his continued good
fortune. To this the other replied:
Eyes, but it can't always last; I'll
have to give it up some day. I feel a
great deal like a man I knew who
worked in one place for forty years,
and when discharged at last on &C.
count of old age remarked: well,
when I came here I knew I wouldn't
have steady job
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

A young clergyman in a remote
country district wrote last Easter time
to Bishop Potter, saying that he was
about to take wife and asking If, to
save some other clergyman a long and
weary journey, he could not marry
himself. The bishops reply was mar
velously concise. It said: Gould you
bury yourself?''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

Chicanell, who had to leave on
journey before the end of case begun
against him by a nefghbor, gave or
ders to his lawyer to let him know the
result by telegraph. After several
days he got the following telegram:
Right has triumphed." He at once
telegraphed back: Appeal immedi-
ately."-Il Mundo Umoristico.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

An old white-haired darby living on
a plantation, not feeling well, had the
doctor pay him a visit. The doctor told
him as he was getting old he must
eat plenty of chicken, and stay out OF
damp night air. But, sahv said the
old darby, How can you spect me to
stay in de house at night and still get
my chickens?''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

sold your automobile. eh?" ex-
claimed Wyss. What was the
trouble?" Couldn't control it," ex-
planned Acher. when 1 ran fast ii
took me to the police court and when
ran slowly it didn't take me any
where "-Harper's Weekly.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

Magazine Editor-Your sonnet has
literary merit, but I can't use it be-
cause it does not conform to the es-
tablished rules of sonnet writing. Am
bilious Young Contributor-That is its
chief merit, sir. 1t establishes a new
form for the sonnet.-Chicago Tribune.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

The attendant in the dentists office
approached the man with the swollen
jaw who had just entered do you
want to have a tooth extracted?'' she
inquired. want to!' he snorted
Want to! What do you thing I am,
1unatic? I've got to."-Ann Arbor
Chaparral.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

A Kansas man asserts that he re-
Gently saw a rat with horns. As the
authorities insist that the prohibition
law is being enforced in Kansas, there
must be something wrong with the
soda water in that State.-Washington
Post
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THE GENIAL GUEST.

There was a young fellow named
Clyde,
Who was once at a funeral espied;
When asked who was dead,
He smilingly said
81 don't know; I just came for the
ride
The Scrap-Book.
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editorial difficulties -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

Jennfe-D:d you hear of the awful
fright Jack got on his wedding day?
Olive-Yes, indeed was there and
saw her.-Tit-Bits.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

Mr.
to hndg'' II Mrs
this Baltimore
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-12

The way to get rich is to lay up part
of your own income and as much as
possible of other people's.-Somerville
Journal.