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Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1907-12-10
SOCIJALIZEM PA SOCIJALI-
STICNE TENDENCE.

Oh kar dobiva socijalizcm ~
merlki trdncjSa tia je opazati cd
strani amcriSkih ''patrijotov",
kako crpajo IL odStavkov Socija.
liNtijncga programa tocke. titocc
,c bljlnc uprave Y obcinah in dru
z;h drlavnih zallonodajnih presto
rih Y Svrho: de'oma Skoditi Soci
jalizmu, deloma pa. da povejajo
Svojo patriotijno obrt.
Use polno j. teh paarijoticnih'
l~iUd>k1h oSrrcevalcev ma Svoio
pest; najdcS Jill Y podobi raznih
%1alcinikov rcyii in caNopisov, Hi
imajo obscene pUblikacijc.
Pravo tekmovanie jc cpazati ma
. Puiju u>rc,eyauia amcriSkega me-
roda IL pod jarma mogctnih tru-
Stov in zdi Sc ii. da whit million
bitcv liudske jeze nad ameriSko
| plutokracijo.
Lett a-ozniki najameio najbo-
Use pi>atclje narodne ckonomi.ir !:
najameio najboljSe Sociiologe.
kar Jill prcmore amcriSki nar1d
If "a Spise ten 81 naredi velikan-
ska reklama. Ia Spi>e placajo ra-
/ ii rayno tolfko uagrade. kakor pi.
/ Sateljcm, III opiSeio romauticuo
lego in vrh Picka picla V drzlvi
Colorado.
Use TO - pi;c ladnii cas- po
tdh m%agazinih. III - patrijoticuim
Amcrikaucem dJSevua tribuna
amcriSkcga zivljenja - socijali-
>titno tendencuo. In duSa patrio-
;iGnih privr1cncev je polna sen
zacijc, polna razocaranja in Ial-
Nnetja ter ponosa: da ameriSka
republika nj rrEake nature in cas-,
ko ST. polomi raznim trrRtom ko-
sti nj wee dalec ...
Pa kako hi - nerazvnela patri-
Cticna duSa "a lcpe bcSede, ki so
PiSane Y metropolitan magazi-
ne. "Evcryboiy magazine,
IN Y magazinih in Gasniklh raznitj
oatumov. ko 50 piSane "a ameris
&c ljlSd>tvo' Tako lepe so bcsed.
Tolne navduSenosti. po'ne denuI
Gle in hujskanja napram kapit!
lrStom. - la. kdor L. kdai citJ1
kai >ocijaliSti;n ladikalneg
mora reel. da Presegaio te v>ebi
meio 49,. mihllkacij. Toda to
ne imeuuje >Dcijalizem "a p"
Stnega ameriSkcga Patricia je z"
soda socialism tuja doktrir
Lcpri>topna amcriSki NATURE Tat
Iravijo 'patrioticni' publiShele1
IN p%atri,titni privrzcnci prikiua
20. Use dclo ,,ga zaSebnega trit
ualizma - pravijo - j. produ
.m"rl>kcga d,mokratizma. aR1
Ii>kcsa indivilualizml Pat II
y tenn iujividua.izmu amcriSi!J
/ patriotov lei tiSta nedoS,eduo Il
Hi je uStvarila neomejeuo dcnioI
no mogotnoSt - ljUdsko odvilI
most. /
Kai hotcmo stem reel? -
mcrilki magazini povedo Samo RI
y%ultat. ne povcdo pa rcmedije: n
nsajo zr>choj nobenih %natrtov ~
Frakti5no dclo. Sal zato j. trcba
pred y~cm diSciplinarne orraniza-
c;je, katcra ~izvrSuie programatic.
lin potion tiSto delo. Xxi je najnuj-
i,ejSe in priStopno. Organizacija
mora vedeti zakaj ie tn in kaj
Eoce.
Organizacija mora biti razred-
ma, ne pa pOpularna, kot 50 anne
risk magazini. XII pSejo socijali-
sticno tenden6no.
PiSati socijaliStiJno tendenGno
popularne magazine .ie STEER
amerisko, nj pa socijaliSti6po in
jc "a socijalnem lie toliko vazno,
da lJDd6e, XII mislijo trezno pa ci-
ta.jo take 6lanke, da Sc vprasajo,
Proletarec. [volume] (Chicago, Ill.) 1906-19??, 1907-12-10

voluclJe, Je bio outpost. haired
nj BOZ jim je bill -"nonsense".
Pa glej ga zlomkal Streslo Sc
je enkrat - dvakrat. po6ilo je
pa imamo f%inancno paniko. Prak-
tieni mOzje mas Steer tolazijo, da
nj ME hudega. Malenkostna po-
sledica nadprodukcije, kar DO
pa Spet kmalu V normalnem thru.
Lepa tolazbal Kdo pa trpi t.
- malenkostne poSledice'7 Ali nj
delavec. mali obrtnik in trgovec
tisti, kteremu so zaprli bancne
hranilnice in povcdali, da ne do
hi svojega %vlozenega denarja9
Ali nj ravno producent tisti. kite
rega radi "pomanjkanja' denar-
ia odpuSGajo cd della? Poidi V
banko in povej. ia 81 slucaino Y
stiSki ter zahtevai vse Svoje de
narne vloge; videl hos. kaj s. ii
bo reklo. "Tvoi denar ie warren.
toda dobiti ga ne moreS", cdgovo-
ril no bankir. prakticen MOI.
Pogleimo malo kapitalizmu V
drob, da vidimo cd kod in kako
naStaiajo finanGne panike 5 svo-
JIM zlonosnimi poSledicami.
Podieten ali boljc Spekulativen
eletrgovec zapuSti ma smrtni po-
lStclji Sto milijonov dolariev. Lab
ko ia ie ia veletrgovec zaGel bu-
SineSs 4 enim samim centom. toda
to mas ne briga. Svota 800. OO0.-
600 j. ma veletrgovGev ukaz nalo-
iena obreStonoSno "a niegova diva
mala vnuka dokler ne odraSteta.
Recimo. da Sc Ia ogromna Svota
obreStuje po GO. kar pa nikakor
nj proved te pomiSlimo. ma kak
dobiGkonoSen naGin ie Y petdcSc-
tin lctih Svojega poSlovanja Spra-
vii Ia veletrgovec Skupai Sto mi
liionov. V enem letu prineSe to-
rel Ia kapital $4,000. coo dobitka.
Ako tako racunamo naprei. vidi-
mo. da Sc prvotni kapital podvoji
& dvanajstih letih.
Naslednia tabela kaze. kako Sc
mnoze Marshall Ficldovi miliioni.
PrcSnii veletrgovec j. oznacen
kot Marshall Field. Evo:
Vlozeni kapital ......1OO mil.
V - letih 200 mil.
V "a letih 400 mil.
V 36 letih 500 mil.
V 10 letih .......... l billion.
V dobi Stiridcsctih let 81 torei
denar pomnozi d,Sctkrat. ako Sc
ohreStuie pc & cd sto. Il Rookie
fcllerievega biliiona ic potcmta-
KEN lahko dcSct bilijonov Y ime-
novani dobi.
Zdai pa naStanc vpraSanjt: Ali
ii milijoni proizvajajo ali grabiio
mnoze6e Sc miliione7 NaSi ''prak-
tlRl praNllo' ia jim prolzVaJaJo'
t"da prepricaJmo Sc,
ZaneSljivi yiri trdijo. da ameri-
Sko bOgastvo znaSa danes pow
precno $1,000 ma vsakega moza.
zeno in otrOka. Pc zadnjem Stetju
imajo Idruzene drzave 50 milijo-
nov prebivalcev. Potemtakem
znaSa naSe "narodno' bogastvo
so bilijonov dolarjev in John ID.
Rockefeller ina II oScmdcSetin-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
NOT EQUAL TO THE TEST.


Its all rank nonsense to talk about
The men of this day and generation not
having the courage and valor of the
men of the olden times" said Mr. Juni-
per, wrathfully, as he slammed down
the paper he had been reading
People don't seem to remember,
he added, that there's nothing in
this day to call forth exhibitions of
high courage and true fearlessness-
Let the occasion arise, let the country
be in peril, let traitors insult the nag,
let anything happen to put men to the
test, and you would see that we would
match in splendid courage the heroes
of any age.
Charmed with his own oratory, he
burst forth again:
Il only wish l might prove to the
world that there is one man in this
age of weakness as it is called, who
is ready to do or dare anything if need
be, to face any foe or danger, to
I'm truly glad to hear you say SO,
know that Bridget, the cook. was to
be discharged to-day, and 1 haven't
the courage to do it. If you'll just go
down now and"
why, it's almost two o'clock" said
Juniper, hurriedly. Il forgot that /
had an important engagement at two
o'clock in town. 1 must be off this
minute. Just tell that f1end that she'll
have to go, that's all. I'm of"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
She Wore a Red Tam-o.shan..r.

tuously. What a clever person he isl"
And how uncIever / ann" said the
clergyman, laughing. We'll, at any
rate, l thank you for giving me the
opportunity to present his message"
She smiled, nodded and turned swift
ly toward the school. The chaplain
looked after her for a few moments,
then walked soberly away toward the
lake. He was young fellow, clean
shaven and dark, and with a pair of
shoulders that gave me a twinge of
envy. / could not guess how great a
factor that vigorous figure was to be
in my own affairs. As I swung down
from the wall and walked toward
Glenarm House, my thoughts were not
with the athletic chaplain, but with
the girl, whose youth was, 1 reflected,
marked by her short skirt, the uncon-
Germ with which her hands were thrust
into the pockets of her coat, and the
irresponsible tilt of the tam-o'-shanter-
There is something jaunty, a sugges-
ton of spirit and independence, in a
tam-o' -shanter, particularly red one.
If the red tam-o'shanter expressed, SO
to speak, the keynote of st. Agatha s,
the proximity of the school was not so
bad a thing after all
In a high good-humor and with
sharp appetite I went in to luncheon.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
GLUED THEM DOWN
HOW A SKIPPER SAVED HIS SHIP
FROM SAvAGES.
South Sea Island Natives Were Decid-
eddy Up Against 1t When They
Mixed Things with
Capt McCabe.

1T was when / was trading around
the South sea islands that 1 had a
narrow escape from a band of savages
that were going to take my Ship" said
Capt. McCabe, the veteran sailor who
has now settled ashore to pass his
days in leisure, to Seattle Post-Intel-
ligencer man. 1T came near having a
serious ending for me, but came out
ahead after all.
4 was sailing in a pretty little
schooner. the Matte W., and we had
a general cargo for trading. Setting
on deck were about 20 cases of glue
that was never known to let go, but
we couldn't sell bit of it.
We'll, we got down to Milecello, one
of the group of the New Hebrides, and
there we anchored in Manley bay. The
snowy sand of the beach was shaded
by waving palms and the sheltered
waters of the bay were warm and as
clear as crystal. We lay there for a
week resting up and cleaning up the
ship. We had been trading for almost
a year then and there was nothing left
but the glue and that was piled along
Ode the companion way.
We'll, one afternoon / let all the
crew go ashore, and they were inland
or away swimming in the clear water.
lay down to have a snooze- Sudden
ly 1 was awakened by sharp jolt and
all around me were South sea sayages.
They were armed with spears, bows
and arrows and stone tomahawks.
Their actions were hostile and l saw
right away that l was up against it. l
was alone on the vessel with all these
armed heathens.
Just then l happened to touch one
of those glue boxes and in a flash an
idea came to me. There was a large
bunch standing near the main fife rail
and L grabbed five bottles and threw
them at that crowd of savages one
after the other. The bottles were thin
glass and every one broke. Then, be-
fore the savages could recover their
wits, 1 started throwing more. The
glass would break and the glue ran all
over them. When they tried to walk
the glass would cut their feet and in
a few minutes 1 had that whole crowd
of savages glued to the deck unable to
move. The glue hardened almost in
stantly on touching the air and this
was what saved me.
when 1 saw that they were all
caught 1 signaled for the crew to re-
turn and then we weighed anchor and
put off for Charlotte, in the Gilbert
islands, where there were 1aborers
wanted. 1 wasn't engaging in the
slave trade. mind you, because these
natives had come on board of their
own free will and hadn't left.
"At Charlotte planter offered to
pry those savages loose from the deck
and give $1,000 to boot, and l let him
do it. That planter also took all the
rest of the glue that we had.
THAT was one of the most fortunate
voyages that ever / made
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20

and, nUgE1ng the wall close, ran
toward the lake. Instantly the pursuer
broke into view. 1t was Bates, evil
IDENTIFY much excited and with an ugly
cut across his forehead. He carried
a heavy club. and. after listening for
a moment for sounds of the enemy, he
hurried after the caretaker.
1t was not my row, though / must
say it wakened my curiosity
Strengthened myself out. threw my
legs over the school side of the wall
and lighted a cigar, feeling cheered
by the opportunity the stone barricade
offered for observing the world
As I looked off toward the little
church / found two other actors ap-
pearing on the scene. A girl stood in
little opening of the wood, talking
to man. Her hands were thrust into
the pockets of her covert coat; she
wore a red tam-o'shanter, that made
a bright bit of color in the wood. They
were not more than a dozen yards
away, but a wild growth of young
naples lay between us. Their profiles
were toward me, and the tones of the
girls voice reached me clearly as she
addressed her companion. He wore a
clergyman's high wafstcoat, and I as
Bates had mentioned. 1 am not by
nature an eavesdropper, but the girl
was clearly making a plea of some
kind, and the chaplain's stalwart fig
ure awake in me an antagonism that
held me to the wall.
IF he comes here 1 shall go away,
so you may as well understand it and
tell him. l shan't see him under any
circumstances. and I'm not going to
Florida or California or anywhere else
on a private car, no matter who chap
erones it,
Certainly not, unless you want to
certainly not said the chaplain.
you understand that I'm only giving
you his message. He thought it
best
Not to write to me or to Sister
Theresa" broke in the girl contemp-
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Her Probable Reason.

DAY before yesterday, right out in
front of the hotel, here" said the land
lord of the tavern at Polkville, Ark,
"a nice-looking grass-widow met a fell
Ter that had been going with her some,
and fired three shots at him, one of
which tore off considerable of his
south ear as he was rapidly going
east / was settin' on the porch at
the time, and saw it all, and
Great Scott" calculated the wash
ing-machine agent, pricking up his
ears eagerly, unless it is a matter
that you don't care to discuss, wish
you would tell me what, in your opin-
ion, was the lady's reason for such an
act?"
well, 1 reckon was the ingenious
reply, that she was mad at him.
Of course, she mightn't have been
you can't tell much about women, you
know-but that's the way it looked to
me-'-Tom p Morgan in Smart Set
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
CHAPTER vi.
The Girl and the Canoe.

Bates did not refer to his encounter
with the caretaker, and / resolved to
keep my knowledge of it to myself /
always prefer to let rascal hang him
self, and here was a case. / reasoned,
where, if Bates was disloyaI to the
duties Pickering had imposed upon
him, the fact of his perfidy was bound
to disclose itself eventually CHANGING
around at him when he was off guard
/ surprised a look of utter detection
upon his face as he stood with folded
arms behind my chair
He flushed and started, then put his
hand to his forehead. where a strip of
plaster covered his wound
Il met with a slight accident this
morning. Mr.. Glenarm- The hickrTy'a
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Children and the Home.

Children said Judge McEwen at
a dinner in Chicago, ARE the great
home builders. The lack of children
means unhappiness, divorce. In the
majority of the divorce suits that /
pass on-and 1 pass on 100 a month
the couples are between 80 and 40
years of age, and childless. So chill
dren should be priced and cherished,
despite their faults. Faults they have
/ will admit Only the other day 1
heard of a little girl, who, lunching
out, was detected in the act of cram
ming a large yellow handful of Span
ish omelet into the pocket of her
pink frock.
why, you little pig exclaimed
her mother. what on earth are you
about? Put that back. on your plate
at once. Why, 1 never heard of such
thing What on earth do you mean
by it?'
= It is SO good, muvver, the child
explained, L just thought I'd take
a piece home to our cook for a pat
tern
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
WHERE CHILDREN ARE TAKEN.
Mrs. Gunbusta Found One of Few
Spots in New York.

Mrs Gunbusta left her pretty cot
tage in Bumhurst and took the earliest
train to the city, says the New York
Press. She was going there to find a
modern fiat for herself, her husband
and their four little children They
had tired of the suburbs and decided
to move to the city.
Arriving in the metropolis, Mrs.
Gunbusta popped into the first real
estate office that confronted her. and.
going up to a ruddy-faced, chubby
man seated at polished desk, she
gasped:
Excuse me, sir-Tm Mrs Gunbusta
of Bumhurst-we're tired of the sub
urbs-we want to come to the city
that's why I've called--Tm looking for
place where they'll take children
do you know of any such placer"
.'Oh, yes, there are few places left
n the city where they take children. .
replied the man, wheeling about in his
chair; there is a fine place two
blocks down, right on the corner; take
look at it; you can't miss seeing it
iii go to see il Immediately" and
as Mrs Gunbusta hurried out of the
place and walked in the direction indi-
Gated the ruddy-faced. chubby fellows
eyes twinkled merrily. Walking down
surprise to see on the corner an i'm
mense granite building. on the front
of which was a large gilt sign. read
ing.
CITY ORPHAN ASYLUM"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20

very tough, sir. a pfece OF wood new
up and struck me-"
Too bad,' said with sympathy
You'd better rest bit this after
noon"
Thank you, sir; but it's only q
small matter.-only, you might think
the cut a trifie disfiguring-"
He struck match for my cigarette
and / left without looking at him
again But as / crossed the threshold
of the library l formulated this note:
Bates is a liar, for one thing, and a
person with active enemies Tor an
other; watch him.
All things considered the day was
passing well enough. / picked up a
book, threw myself on comfortable
divan to smoke and reflect before con
tinuing my explorations. AS I lay
there, Bates brought me a telegram, a
reply to my message to Pickering II
read:
Yours announcing arrival received
and fled
1t was certainly a queer business
my errand to Glenarm. / lay for a
couple of hours dreaming, and counted
the candles in the great crystal chan
delier until my eyes ached. Then /
took my cap and was soon tramping
toward the lake.
There were several small boats and
a naphtha launch in the boat-house. l
dropped canoe into the water and
padded off toward the summer colony,
whose gables and red roofs were plain
ly visible from the boat-housc.
1 landed and roamed idly over leaf
strewn walks past nearly a hundred
cottages, to whose windows and
verandas the winter blinds gave a
dreary and inhospitable air. There
was. at one point, a casino, whose
broad veranda hung over the edge of
the lake, while beneath, on the water
side, was a boat-house.
l walked back to the wharf, where 1
had left my canoe, and was about to
step into it when I saw, rocking at a
similar landing place nearby, another
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20

slight craft of the same type as my
own, but painted dark maroon. 1 was
sure the canoe had not been there
when / landed. Possibly it belonged
to Morgan, the caretaker! 1 walked
over and examined it. / even lifted it
slightly to test its weight. The pad
die lay on the dock beside me and it,
too, l weighed critically, deciding that
it was trifle light for my own taste.
"Please-if you don't mind
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Couldn't Have Stood Ii.

Jack-Was yours a long courtship,
old fellow?
Will-Gracious, no, My wife had
nine little brothers and sisters.
Jack-Really. But what difference
did that make?
Will-What difference Well, if you
had to bride a crowd like that to keep
out of the drawing-room every time
you went to see your girl, you would
soon want to cut down the expense
Royal Magazine.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Made from SKINNED Milk.

why, T see billiard balls, boxes for
hanslkerchiefs, ink wells, combs, ETC.,
are now made from skinned milk, !"
said the dealer in the tactical fluid.
And one other thing you forget to
mention is made out of skinned
milk said the lady as he handed out
the tickets.
whats that, ma'am?"
Money! statesman.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Woman of Experience.

Mrs. Smith hear Mrs. Weeds is
going to marry q farmer and live in
the country.
Mrs. Jones-Well. she ought to
make good as a farmers wife.
Mrs. Smith don't see why. She
has always lived in town.
Mrs Jones-True; but as this is her
sixth matrimonial venture she evident
ly knows all about Observation-Disclosures
go Daily News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
EriendIX Tin.

Hoax-Know that man on the cor
ner?
Marks-No.
Hoax-Well, if you should ever
form his acquaintance beware of him
He is one of those men who treat a
fellow and then make him pay for it.
Marks-You don't say.
Hoax-Fact- He's a physician
Chicago Daily News.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Comparing Notes.

Goodwin-Our minister is always
preaching against something. If it
isn't one thing it's another.
Highchurch-O only breaches
against one thing.
Goodwin-What is that?
Highchurch-T ime.-Chicago Daily
News
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Their Use.

Il suppose said the studious man,
that the drum and cymbals were
among the first musical instruments to
be invented"
yes" answered Mr.. Cumrox. 1T
probably didn't take them long to real
ize that they needed something to put
crash in every now and then and
wake people up.''-Washington Star.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Her Helpful SUGGESTION.

81 have written an exquisite poem,''
said Bardsley, but 1 can't think of a
title for it. You see it is one of those
vague, impressionistic things that are
SO beautiful and yet so elusive that
it is hard to define them"
"Oh, WE'LL replied his wife, why
don't you label it Aftermath That
seems to fit almost any old kind of a
poern''-Chicago Record-Herald
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20

TORTURE UP TO DATE.

He pulls his shoulders round in turn,
And twists and writhes in vain,
His face is pale: his eyelids burn
AS if in frenzied pain.
No cry for mercy rends the air;
He dumbIy bears his grief
No help is nigh. and his despair
Is almost past belief.
His body shows no trace Of blood:
He's not upon the rack
It's all because his collar stud
Is sliding down his back.
Leslie Thomas. in Royal Magazine
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
His Chance.

Father" said little Jimmy, as his
parent seated himself at the tea table,
Il was very near getting to the head
of my class to-day"
How was that, Jimmy"
why, big word came all the way
down to me, and if 1 could have
spelled it I should have gone right up
to the top
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Practicina.

George Goode-That nasty Tommy
Tufiin called me liar to-day, ma.
Mamma-The young villain. What
made him say such thing2
George Goode-His uncle told him
he might be president some day
Puck
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20

Peggy-What do you consider the
best sign of spring weather?
Paul-The delicious feeling which
makes you want to sit down and
watch other people work.-N- O..
TimeS-DemOcrat.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
Horrible Thought.

She-Don't you feel well, dear2
He-My head feels heavy Do you
suppose those biscuits you made could
have gone to my ead2-Yonkers
Statesman.
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Different

: NY wife simply pelted me with
beautiful flowers when | came home
from the club last night
How nice,"
Not much. They were all in flower
pots-Mi1waukee Sentinel
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-04-20
No Chance.

Yeast-Ever talk into monograph
Observation-Disclosures. Tried once,
though.
Why, it's very easy"
Not for me it wasn't"
why not 2'
My wife was there,"-Yonkers
Statesman.
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Lady-rve given you shillin
What do you want more?
NOmadic Pete-Well num- that
Stops got his eye on me. Won't yer
just take me arm and talk fondly to
me, and he'll think I'm yer old man
and arsk no questions.
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SUGGESTIVE.

Hewitt couldn't sleep wink last
night
Jewitt-It must have been an inter
estinx game
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Mr.. Hubby-My dear, can you patch
these trousers into responsibility?
Mrs HUBBY don't think I can,
love: but do let me have them l can
nut a pink bow on each side and a
touch of paint. They viii look ever