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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
FILING CASE FOR SOCKS.
Swagqer Dressers Make Their Valet'
Keep a Record.


"The filing case for your collar
and your cravat is about the latest we
have put out" said haberdasher.
Yes, when you get twenty-five OF
thirty cravats Of different species and
four or five dozen collars of different
styles and names you naturally want
to put your hand on them in second
for nine times out Of ten you're in {
hurry when dressing.
The Wallets of some men of fashion
have their file cards giving the name
size and description OF collar and era
vat. These cards have to be attended
to by the mans secretary right along
according to the memoranda given
him by the valet
"The card tells where to get the
particular collar or cravat in its par
ticular compartment of the drawer
files. When collars are Numbered OF
new ones purchased these must be
labeled and located Immediately.
"Some 'dashers who run to a great
rainbow variety of socks, also have
them inventoried and card and draw
er filed"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
A Queer Marine Vehicle.

A French genius is credited with the
invention of a curious marine conun-
drum. a four or eight or ten-wheeled
cycle, whose wheels are entirely hollow
and air-tight and keep the structure
above water; these four or ten wheels
are located by pairs and between the
starboard and the larboard set a horl-
zontal platform is suspended, upon
which are built cabins, dinlng-room,
engine room and so forth, intended
simply for passengers, there being no
hull in which to stow a cargo, while
the wheels, instead of sliding across
the water and cutting it, as do common
craft, roll upon it. The rudder OF this
new boat is described as consisting OF
a. hollow vertical metallic tube, which
dips into the water, and is PROVIDED
with a lateral slit, through this Sill
water being forced by an engine at nigh
pressure. and the reaction of this water
upon the surrounding medium propell-
ing the craft at the same time that II
steers it. The cylinder, which is in the
nature of things movable, turns around
it's axis vertically, by which means the
slit may be placed as it should be.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

of COWS. Few dairymen could possibly
clear $1,000 annually, above all ex-
penses as previously indicated, from
a herd of COWS like No. 2, because Of
the conduct dairy of 262 COWS. The
lack of capital would prevent such a
business being carried on by average
dairymen, and the low profits would
as surely prevent capitalist who
could make the investment from doing
so, providing he knew what the results
would be- Both average dairymen
and dairymen of large wealth, then,
need accurate knowledge of the indi-
viduality of the COWS in their dairies
"a knowledge that may be readily OBJ
tanned by the use of the milk scales
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

ture. Great changes have pasesd over
that domestic armament in which he
prophetically discer>ed the little warn
ing cloud. Greater changes have passed
over the armament of France.
What was Revolt five years ago is
Revolution now-revolution which has
engulfed thrones and principalities and
powers; which has set up crownless,
knhereditary kings and counselors of
its own, and has bloodily torn them
down again by dozens; which has ragged
and ragged on unrestrainedly in fierce
earnest, until but one king can still
govern and control it for little while
That King is named Terror, and sew
enteen hundred and ninety-four is the
year of his reign.
Monsieur Lomaque, land-steward no
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
Guilty of Something.

Sergt. Day was as regimental as
buttonstick. "Shun!" he cried to his
squad. Quick march! Left wheel!
Halt, Take Murphy's name for taIh-
ing in the ranks"
But he wasn't talking" protested
a corporal who was standing near.
Wasn't he?" roared Sergt Day.
Don't matter, then. Cross it out, and
put him in the guard room for de-
ceiving mel"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
ITO BE CONTINUED
HAD TO PAY TWICE.
Plight of an Ocean Traveller Who Lost
His Ticket.

His Ticket.
There was one young man on the
steamship New York, says the New
York Times, who paid we'll for his pas
sage. When it came time to present his
ticket to the steward it was not to be
found. Pockets were turned inside out.
trunks were turned upside down, hat
bands torn out and a stateroom con-
verified into wilderness of pillows, bed
clothes and clothing.
The unfortunate passenger asked
every man, woman and child on the
ship: "Have you seen ticket No. 1902
Notices were posted on the bulletin
board. The next day the passenger
lost his identity. Everybody called
him 1901" From that time he was
known by his ticket number.
"FIave you seen Mr.. 1901 to-day"'
some one would ask. Then a dozen
voices would ask:
(Which 1901 the man or the
ticket?"
After the big dinner Thanksgiving
day, Mr.. 1901 gave up the struggle
and paid $125 for his passage. This is
the way he figured it up:
81 have examined the first and sec
ond cabin passengers and know every
thing they possess. When | state that
the New York customs authorities
won't get within a few thousands OF
what is due them I give expert testi-
mony.
*The steerage had 202 passengers in
it. It would take me at least three
DAYS to examine them, and that would
bring me into Sunday, and as we are
due Saturday, I guess I'll give it up"
When 1901" left the pier yesterday
he was better known than the purser'
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
The Meanest Kind of Business

Very few people among the general
public know that a certain class OF
small brokers and stick and umbrella
sellers of London, who have not got
regular shops of their own, make quite
a living out of the sales of articles left
in railway carriages and waiting rooms
and subsequently disposed of at auc-
ton.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
Declaration as Amended.

81 believe" said the hostess, 'you
are a distant relative of the great
List, are you not?"
The leader of the hired orchestra
bowed stifHy.
Madam he said, List was a
distant relative of mine.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

DR.. Wiley, government chemist and
pure food expert, declares that during
the last few months there has been
pure milk in at least two of the Wash
ington hotels, and that it is the first
time this has happened in the capital
city in the memory of man.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
CHAPTER VII.

I'VE years have
elapsed since Mon
sieur L o m a q u e
stood thoughtfully
at the gate of Tru-
DANES house, look
ing after the car
riage of the bride
and bridegroom,
and seriously re-
fecting on the
events of the flu
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
Full for Once,

Weary Walker-Say, did yer ever
lose yer appetite?
Hungry Hawkes. did onct. One
day kind lady gev me square meal
an fur ten or fifteen minutes after
didn't care fur food at ALL
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
Average Annual Product and Profits
from TWO Cows for Three Years.

Average Annual Product and Profits
from Two Cows for Three Years.
and the Babcock test, with but little
expenditure of time and money.
The record for a single year is not
always a fair indication of the real
capacity of a COW, since some I'M
usually favorable or unfavOrable fac
tor may cause the yield to be higher
or lower than normal. The record of
a dairy herd should, then, be taken
as a guide rather than as an absolute
rule to be followed in selecting COWS
to be retained in the dairy or from
which to raise heifers for the dairy
and in the use Of this record, account
should be taken of any disturbing
factor which might influence the re-
suits. Without the record, however,
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

The Lesser Evil.

"Of course" said the tragedian, sin
the theatrical business a short run is
bad"
"But," interrupted the critic" a
good, long walk is worse, isn't it?"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
GETTING Ready for Ii.

"And how is that pretty young
widow?" asked Mr.. Browne IS she
reconciIed to her loss yet?'
"No," replied Mrs. Malaprop, "she
amt exactly re-conciled yet, but they
do say she has the man picked out"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
Those Girls.

Grayce-"Maude claims that she
never talks about others"
Gladys-"No; she hasn't the time.
Too busy talking about herself"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

You are not likely to cheer the
hearts of others by looking down in
the mouth yourself.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

WE PAY TOP PRICES FOR CREAM.
Cash every day. Write for prices and tags
MILLER & HOLMES, st. Paul, Mimi.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

The man who cannot tell est Anne"
from yankee Doodle" always wants
to head the music committee.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

The church that lifts the fallen new
er need fear failure
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

HIGHEST CASH PRICE FOR CREAM.
Don't delay. Write for prices and tags.
A. E. Way &, Sons Co, Minneapolis. MINI.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

DACOTAH BRAND PANTS, SHIRTS
And Mackinaws. guaranteed to wear. We
replace them if they don't, demand them
of your dealer. Dacotah Mfg. Co, st. Paul.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

About the only thing people Dor
row which they are not expected to
return, is trouble.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

A man is not sound in life because
he has much sound on his lips.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

HIGHER CREAM PRICES.
Write us to-day for particulars and tags.
MILTON DAIRY CO., ST. PAUL.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

Mrs. WInslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething sofenS the gums leuuces in
allays pain. cures wind collie 25c bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
ed at last, with one trusty servant, for
Marseilles.
CHAPTER VIII.

ANTILLES inten-
ton in sending his
letter to Paris had
been simply to save
himself by pa
triotic buster. He
was thunderstruck
at receiving a re-
ply, taking him at
his word, and sum-
moning him to the
Il, - :. :. =. L
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

SHIP YOUR CREAM
to Crescent Creamery Co., ST. Paul, MINI.
Write to-day for tags and prices.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

The quality of mercy is not strand;
1t droppeth, as the gentle rain from
heaven,
Upon the place beneath.
Shakespeare.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

Nothing grows so fast as trouble that
is nursed.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27
CHAPTER VI.

NEXORABLY the
important morrow
C a m e ; irretriev-
ably, for good or for
evil, the momentous
marriage-voW was
uttered. Charles
Danville and Rose
Trudaine we're now
man and wife. The
prophecy of the
magnificent sunset
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-27

Miscellaneous.

First milking, Dec. %, 1902
Live W.T.. Dec. 81, '02, 1874 lbs.
Last milking, Dec. L. 1905
Live W.T.. Dec. Is, '05, 1925 lbs.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
HaIf-Witted English Society"

Literature, art, love and sport, each
has it's group of knaves, who are
prospering on the recently acquired
knowledge that our society" is little
else than half-witted. During the
last quarter of a century society in
England has lost over hundred mil
lions in the city, and has received six
pence on the pound as a commission
on the ansaction.-London Truth.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24

| will mail you free, to prove
merit, sample of my DR.. Shoop S
Restorat tive, and nv Book on
either Dyspepsia, The Heart
or The Kidneys, Troubles of the
Stomach. Heart or Kidney S are
symptoms of deeper ailment.
Don make the common error
of treating the symptom only.
ymptOm treatment is treating
the result of your ailment. and
not the cause. Weak Stomach
nerves - the inside nerves =
mean Stomach weakness, al
ways. And the Heart. and Kin
news as we'll, have their COnrOll-
ing or inside nerves. Weaken
these nerves. and you inevita bly,
have weak vital organs. Here
is where DR.. Shoop's Restor-
ative has made it's fame. No
other remedy even claims to
treat inside nerves. ALSO for
bloating. bihousness. bad breath
or complexion, use DIR. Shoop's
Restorative. Write me to-day
FOR sample and free Book. DR..
Shoop, Racine, Wis. The Re
storative is sold by WA. Keeler.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
American Ahead, as Usual.

After II years striving tirelessly to
invent mechanical device which ex-
perts told him was impossible, Joseph
Petrillo, of Boston, has succeeded in
inventing the long -sought-for "one-
wheel quarter-hour striker" for clocks
For century skilled workmen from
all over the world have been at work
trying to accomplish this striker.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Model School Children.

A Northampton (Eng) family,
whose five children won 35 scholar
ship medals, recently set up a claim
for the British record in that line
Now, however, a London family re-
ports 36 secured by six child pupils,
of whom three also gained London
county council scholarships before
any one of them was IL years old.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
S. r. MITCHELL,
BIacksmithing &c Wheel
wrighting. Horseshoe
ing a Specially.
Shop at Creswell's S Corral.

I'll stop your pain free. To
show you first-before you
spend penny-what my Pink
Pain Tablets can do, will mail
you free. Trial Package OF
them DR. Shops Headache
Tablets. Neuralgia. Headache,
Toothache, Period pains. ETC.,
are due alone to blood CongeS-
ton. DIR. Shops Headache
Tablets simply kill pain by
coaxing away the unnatural
blood pressure. That is all. DR..
Shoop, Racine. Wis. Sold by w.
A. Keeler.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
If It's
Neuralgia

and those sharp, shooting,
agonizing pains drive you
almost crazy, take DIR.
Miles Anti-Pain Pills,
and get relief. They drive
out the pain by their
soothing effect upon the
nerves. When taken as di-
rected they are harmless,
and leave no bad after-ef-
fects. That's the reason
they are so popular with
all who use them. Your
druggist can tell you what
others in your locality
think of them.
Il do positively think that DR.. Miles
eyer put upon the market I find
them so reStful and soothing. and
without any bad after-e effects. 1 have
suHered with neuralgia SO that my
system would just ache and CULVER,
and cannot take opiates; but I can
take these tablets, and they ALWAYS
relieve me. No one that suffers with
qeuralgia need fear to take them as
l know they will not form a habit, for
II there was any opiate in them l could
not take them. Just one in the morn
lrg when | feel bao, and can do my
work all day"
MRS. w. H. BURKETT, Macon, Ga.
Or. Miles Anti-Pain Pills are sold bv
your druggist, who will guarantees that
the first package will benefit If it
tails, he will return your money.
20 doses, 25 cents. Never sold In bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart. Ind
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Easing the Porous Plaster.

Before having a plaster applied to
the back or chest one should take a
deep breath and hold it while the
plaster is being put on. If this is
done the patient will not be annoyed
by that drawing of the skin which is
so unpleasant feature when the plas-
ter is ordinarily applied
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
His Great Hone.

Il can't see anything of special in
terest in that manuscript of yours,
said the publisher to the aspiring au-
thor. Il didn't anticipate that you
would replied the author. But l
thought possibly your readers might
have more intelligence. .''-Milwaukee
Sentinel.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Stop That Cold

To check early colds or Grippe with "Preventics'
means sure defeat for Pneumonia. To stop cold
with Preventcs is safer than to let it run and be
ventics will cure even deeply seated cold. but
taken early-at the sneeze stage--they break. or
Thats SV whg they ars called Pre1entes
Preventicsare little Candy Cold Cures No Quin-
inc. no physic. nothing sickening. Nice for the
children-and thoroughly safe too. If you feel
chilly if you sneeze you ache all over. think of
Preventics. Promptness may also save half your
usual sickness. And don't forget your child. if
ably lies Preyentics' greatest eficiency. Sold in
SC boxes for the pocket. also in 25c boxes of 48
Preventics. Insist on your druggists giving you
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Value of Small Thinqs.

Small kindnesses, small courtesies,
small considerations, habitually prac-
tised in our social intercourse, give a
greater charm to the character than
the display of great talents and ac-
complishments-M A. Kelly.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24

relief to backache, rheumatism,
lumbago, tired worn out feeling
They produce ma tural action of
the kidneys. 80 days treat
ment $1.OO. Money refunded if
Pineules are not satisfactory.
Sold by Winslow Drug Store.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24

Pineules are for the Kidneys
and Bladder. They bring quick
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
The Voice of Prejudice.

OldFashioned Farmer Ito modern
poultry keeper)-So you use an incu-
bator, do you? Well, l suppose they
are all right, but to my mind, chick
ems Matched in them things never
taste like the natural lones.-Fliegende
Blatter.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Benjaminites are Few.

About "a per cent of otherwise nor
NAL people use the right hand in pref
erence to the left; six per cent are
1eft-handed, and it is a curious fact
that one-third of the six per cent are
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. (Ore) Jour-
nal
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Values of Various Furs.

According to the value of the fur,
the sea otter heads the list and is fol-
lowed by the silver fox, which is
worth a hundred times as much as
a red fox, the latter bringing only a
dollar or two.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Banknote Centuries Old.

The oldest banknote is in the Ash
attic museum of st. Petersburg. 1t
was ISSUED by the Chinese govern
ment and dates from the year 1899
B. g.
The Winslow mail., 1907-08-24
Fidelity.

Fidelity is the one quality in which
all the world rejoices and the silent
fidelity of the children of God is win
ming daily victories for his cause,
where knowledge, riches and elo-
quence are lacking.-Edgar w. Work.
Washington State journal. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1907-1911, 1907-12-11

A special effort is being made by
all the banks to get in these checks
and they will then be retired from
service. The big decrease of these
special checks shows the strengthening
condition of the local banking intitu-
tions.
There are now outstanding about
one million dollars of clearing house
checks. but these will be taken in at
the rate of about SlOo. 900 week till
all are paid. 1t is expected that with
in a month and half the local banks
will again be on cash basis.
Today there is more cash being paid
out than at any time since the string
ency. Money is given wherever it is
necessary, and the condition is much
improved.
Washington State journal. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1907-1911, 1907-12-11
The Ideal Christmas Gift

There is no more suitable or ap-
propriate present than famous
STEVENS RIFLE, SHOTGUN or
PISTOL. These well-known arms
have been on the market since 1864,
are guaranteed in every way and
universally conceded to be absolutely
the best at popular prices.
"Out- of doors with Stevens is
the finest developer for growing boy.
Learning to shoot we'll and acquiring
qualities of self-control, decision and
manliness are the invariable results
of a Stevens Firearm education.
Progressive Hardware and Sporting
Goods Merchants carry Stevens Arms
in Stock and can supply individuals
at attractive prices. Insist on Stevens
when purchasing - there are no SUBJ
stitutes. These meritorious weapons
are manufactured in all sizes, gauges,
calibers, weights, lengths, etc.
Send five cents in stamps to the J.
Stevens Arms and Tool Co.. Chicopee
Falls, Mass, for l6O page illustrated
catalog. Embodies detailed descrip-
tions and furnishes the most complete
number of Xmas suggestions in the
firearms line.
Remember - when securing your
gifts for the merry Yule-tide season.
a Stevens Rifle or Shotgun makes a
man of your boy and no mollycoddle!
Washington State journal. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1907-1911, 1907-12-11
Many will be Helped BY II

To relieve the worst forms of Rheu.
matism, take teaspoonful of the fol-
lowing mixture after each meal and
at bedtime:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-hali
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces.
These harmless ingredients can be
obtained from our home druggists,
and are easily mixed by shaking them
we'll in bottle. Relief is generally
felt from the first few doses.
This prescription states we'll known
authority in a Cleveland morning
paper, forces the clogged-up, inactive
kidneys to filter and strain from the
blood the poisonous waste matter and
uric acid, which causes Rheumatism.
As Rheumatism is not only the most
painful and torturous disease, but
dangerous to life, this simple recipe
will no doubt be greatly valued by
many suffereres here at home, who
should at once prepare the mixture to
get this relief.
Washington State journal. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1907-1911, 1907-12-11

He would discharge part or all of
his employees or he would put them on
half time. He would not do it out of
choice, but out of necessity. He
could not go on manufacturing when
he could not market the product. The
employees that boarded their earnings
would suffer the consequences of their
own act. Let US follow the results a
step further. The grocer, the butcher,
the dry goods and clothing merchant
would feel the effects, too. They
might continue in business, but they
would not have the use of any of the
money boarded by those factory en-
ployes while the boarding process was
going on. After the employees were
thrown out of work, the boarded money
would be forced from its hiding place,
but the employees would be out of
work and would have little to spend.
It might be weeks or even months be-
fore the factory started again. Mean
time, with less trade, the clerk in
the grocery, dry goods or clothing
store, who imagined he could play a
little safer than somebody else by
hiding away his saved dollars, would
loose his position and, in the end,
would be worse off by far than if he
and others had not dealt the combined
blow that crippled and, for time,
almost killed business. We are all
more or less dependent, upon each
other. If times are good, we ali enjoy
the benefits. If they are hard, mighty
few of US there are who do not suffer.
Then why take money out of circula-
tion and deprive business of its very
life blood? It is a short-sighted
policy, hurtful to all, ourselves and
our neighbors included. Let us all
decide to work for the common good
and, after satisfying ourselves that a
bank is on a perfectly sound basis,
deposit our hoardings therein. If we
will do this we can rest assured of a
quick and speedy return of normal
conditions.