The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-01-30

never faced 4 Zoe IN the ring Win quak-
ing conscience. He remembers his &C
quaintances and associates in distress. In
his own way, ne practices the doctrine Of
"A square deal for all
One hundred dollars for McGoverns
family is a prlncely gift from John l.,
as things go with him these days. At one
time it would have been "a mere bagatelle.
Necessity knows no want may not be
classic, but il rings true and it means
what John L." intended It to mean.
The marvel Of 1t is that the Texas Sena-
toriaT melodrama has proceeded thus far
without more gun play
The concerted Bryant Beverage attack
upon the supply of rhetoric throughout
the land will no doubt be attended with
unparalleled slaughter
A Detroit child planted a brick, and
is waiting for a brick house to grow
This is something like planting seeds of
tariff revision among the standpatters and
waiting for the harvest.
"The devil is never troubled with a ear
shortage" says the Milwaukee Sentinel
Neither is he troubled with an ice famine
but his patients are.
We are not surprised to hear that the
siXty-two-y ear-old Bostonian who claims
never 20 have told a lie in his life is a
bachelor. No man with such regard for
the truth could ever make good with his
love-making.
Rear Admiral Evsns is a little blue
over an attack Of govt" notes con-
temporary. We rather imagine it is the
atmosphere around and about the admiral
that IS blue.
did John Smith marry?' asks the Lon
don Times. He certainly did; every single
96i. 4S5th of him,
How would it do to coin celestial moon
shine?" asks the Nashville American.
Thought it was one of Tennessee's most
famous products now.
Undoubtedly the ice too thin for Mr.
ShGnts 60 skate over with impunity has
not yet been discovered.
That American lady who started 20 the
Congo for the purpose Of studying monkey
talk has called IL of. and will spend a
year in Paris. Undoubtedly she can pu--
sue her studies just as well there. ss-
pecially if she can manage TO scrape up
an acquaintance with some Of the no.
biuy.
Rev Coke D. Mann is the only mem
Der Of the South Carolina legislature who
refused To vote for Mr. Tillman's re-
election 70 the Senate Mr.. Mann gets
no free passes 10 any Of Mr. Tillman
minstrels hereafter.
Once more the scientists arise TO ex-
plain that earthquakes occur because.
To the galaxy Of the truly great we wei
come the Hon. VIII sam John. member
OF the Alabama legislature. A man with
such name could be nothing less than
a good Democrat no matter how hard
he might Try.
Miss Susie Lemon. Of Indiana. ran away
and got married the other day and that's
no joking matter. either We nave no
doubt that Susie is peach.
The United States navy maintains a de
parmcnt of zoology, which IS a very
good thing 70 do perhaps in view Of the
fact that our ships sometimes find q
necessary to prOWl around jamaica and
other habitats Of freak officials
Hoch der Kaiser. He's no gutter; he
lives right up 20 the pretentions Of that
mustaChe.
Dear heart, sigh for thee" sings
Texas poet. Must be trying to FIJI a
flush.
Bailey will fight: brings out some
curious stories" says a New York Tele-
graph headline Sounds as though it
might he a story from Texas. doesn't il?
But ii isn't, IL is about the circus mans
last viii and testament
A man can almost get % heaven on
100000 says Mrs Rose Pastor Stokes
Almost bur not quite; so. what's the use2
Theodore Roosevelt viii never be found
out says William Allen White. Struck
out, he probably meant TO say.
CARLYLE likened the screech Of the rail-
way whistle 10 the meow" of ten thou
sand cats. Wonder what he would think
Of the "honk" Of the motor car?
Even the ice jams are not living I'D to
/ their labels this season.
/ The -WiIlamites are very busy ex-
I planning how il happened in Germany.
/ So the fight TO Dust Mr. John Sharp
+ Williams is to continue. is it? Seems as
+ If things never set too dull for the Demo
cratic party TO get into a row with
Itself
The Gar has expressed his hopes that
I the present cabinet viii last. a least.
+ until the meeting OF the Donna" II is
not 10 be doubted that the ministers
. hope and pray FOR that very same thing.
/ we are making ourselves the laugh
4 ing stock of coming generations" says
/ Chancellor Day. So far as he is con
/ cerned, the coming generation has been
anticipated
or course, that new Strauss opera
ought to be suppressed. tt has already
driven the Boston Transcript to rhvming
/ "Salcme' with tony"
+ The Rhode Island situation must indeed
! be securely deadlocked when Mr.. Aldricb
fails to find the key
The senate MinStreIs.
+ From tie Atlanta Journal
'AIistah Cahmack?"
what is it. AIistah Intehlocutah?"
How would YOU do a lightning change
act?"
/ why, tap the Till, man; haw. haw.
haw,"
Bad Dose.