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The sun., 1907-11-03
COLLEGE EDITOR FLY PAPERED.
California Freshmen Refuse To BeIAcVe
That Goods smoke cigarettes.

That Goods smoke Cigarettes.
SAN Francisco. Nov David }. Levy.
editor OF the Occident, the University OF
California's monthly magazine was coated
with fly paper Friday night by freshmen
because of an article saying that some
Of the women students smoked cigarettes.
Levy was called out Of his house. gagged
and then rushed up the hill to spot near
the Greek Theatre. where he was stripped
and plastered with fly paper, The freshmen
intended to ride him on a rail but couldn't
find the rail. Levy says the offensive article
was intended as joke. but the freshmen
couldn't see IL.
The sun., 1907-11-03
WANT BODY or PONCE DE LEON.

FIOri0IA ApprOpriateS MONEY 10 TAko ~
From san Juan, Porto Rico.
Special Gable Despatch 10 THE sun.
SAN JUAN, p. R.. Nov. Gov. Post re-
ceived to-day a communication from the
Governor OF Florida advising him OF the
action OF the Legislature Of that State in
passing a resolution providing for securing
the remains Of Ponce de Leon and ap-
Dropriatinx money for that purpose.
The Governor Of Florida also informed
Gov Poat that a COMMITTEES Of ave bad
b,Sn appointed to carry out tho object
Of the resolution and requested his co-
opsr.tion. ,s-A--l-
The body Of Ponce d. Leon 10 Inferred
IL, Ihe church of San jose in this city.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
Coast Artillery.

Plans have been completed by the
War Department for extensive man,
oeuyres this summer by the coast ar-
tillery, in which the militia of most
of the coast states will participate
Letters to Governors of states ada
cent to the artillery districts where
the exercises will be held have been
sent out from the War Department.
The idea is to create coast artillery
reserve, made up of militia which will
he used to supplement the regular
forces. 1t is proposed to group a
militia company with each regular
company assigned to gun defence
and to have the officers and men of
the regulars act as instructors of the
state troops and to encourage in every
possible way cordial affiliation be-
tween the personnel Of the two
branches of soldiers 1t is believed
that such an arrangement will pro-
duce trained reserve from among
the state militia in the most expedi-
tious and practical way possible.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
She Got Even.

Two tramps struck house III town
the other day and asked for food. The
servant girl told them she would give
them something to eat if they would
work for il. They consented and she
set them to cleaning some picture
frames.
After a little the girl came out to see
how they were getting along, and one
of the men asked her if she knew that
whiskey was fine thing to clean pict.
IRE frames with She said she had
never heard Of it, but would go up
stairs and get them some. She brought
the whiskcy down, and as soon as her
back was turned, they of course drank
it.
When the girl came back fifteen
minutes later the picture frames were
shining. She was greatly pleased.
Sand to think, said she, that came
near throwing that whiskey out 1t
was some we used two or three times
to baihe little Edo in just before he
died
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
The Willy Bell Boy.

A hotel man in New Hampshire
was surprised 10 see one OF his womel
guests come downstairs several night
running, fill her pitcher from the waite
cooler in the hall and return quietly tC
her room again. AT first he though
the lady had some special reason fol
this queer performance. Then he
thought he had better speak to her
Accordingly ON the fourth or fifth
night he approached her politely, took
the pitcher from her hands and filed il
himself
III you will ring madam" he said,
''this would always be done for YOU
There is no occasion for YOU ever to
come down yourself for water A
ring"
But have no bell. SAID the lady.
"Oh, madam, OF course you have 4
bell, I'll show ii to YOU.
And he carried her pitcher mp 10
her room for her and pointed to the
bell beside her bed
That is the bell, he sad
The lady started in surprise
That the bell2 she exclaimed.
Why the bell boy told me that WAS
the fire alarm, and wasn't 10 touch Il
on any account except IN case Of fire. .
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

II the automobile had not come In.
TO such general use just when it did,
tins country would be suffering gen.
uine horse famine. The government
records show that as II is, in the face
OF the fact that the number of horses
IN tins country have increased IN seven
years from IS,o2o,ooo head to 49,
$4,000, an increase of about so per
cent, yet there has been such nm in
creased demand tor horses as to in
crease the price OF horses more than
ia per cent These are plain facts
disclosed by the government records
lhe great demand for horses is caused
largely by the enormous contracts that
are being underway throughout the
world. Although the past seven
years have been marked by wonderful
strides IN the advancement of the
automobile To general use, it has not.
or will it ever take the place OF the
horse
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
What Our Reuorter Saw in New York,

recent visit to one of the largest
paint factories in the world disclosed
machinery that was producing 10000
gallons of Paint, and doing it better
and in less time than 100 gallo MS
could be made by hand mixing.
This was the celebrated l.. 4 NJ.
Paint.
The l.. 4 NJ. Zinc hardens l.. 4 NJ.
White Lead and makes l.. 4 NJ. Paint
wear like iron for 10 to 10 years.
gallons L. 4 NJ. mixed NTH gal
Ions Linseed Oil makes ! gallons of
paint at a cost of less than Sl.20 per
gallon.
If any defect exists in l.. 4 NJ. Paint
will repaint house for nothing.
Donations Of l.. & NJ. made to
churches.
Sold by Est. A. II. lands. Ringoes.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The fortyhrst annual report of the
Home for Disabled Soldiers at kear-
ncy, Just issued shows the total number
OF benefeiaries now at the home is 81;
discharged during the year III and
died during the year 90. The average
age Of the 90 inmates who died dur
ing the year was 7I.43. The Board
Of Managers acted upon arI applca-
tons during the year, Of which 49,
were admitted, Sc re-admitted and IS
declined $64,62o per annum IS re-
ceived by inmates of the home in Pen
slons
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Birth-marks which mark and mar the out
side of the body are grief to every mother
whose children may bear them. But for ev.
cry child who bears birth-mark on the skin
there are many who bear an indelible birth.
mark on the mind. Nervous mothers have
nervous children and many man and woman
owesan irritable and respondent temperament
to those days of dread when the mother wait
ed the hour of her maternity. The use of DIR.
Pierce's Favorte Prescription strengthens
the mother for her trial. With strength
comes a buoyancy of spirits and auietness of
mind, which is one of the happiest gifts a
mother can bestow on her offspring by
giving yigor and elasticity to the delicate
womanly organs "Favorite Prescription"
practically does away with the pain of mater
nifty and makes the baby's advent AS natural
as the blossoming of n flower, There is
no opium, cocaine or other narcotic contained
in "Favorite Prescription
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The following is detention report
sent by Engineer Buckly, to Mr.. J. W,
Sanford, Jersey City, N. ].
Now Mr.. Sanford, you asked me TO
state
The cause and detention OF Five sixty
eight,
The wind was high and the steam was
low,
And the train behind was heavy tow,
The coal was poor and would not burn,
The steam was gone and wouldn't re.
turn,
And so we stopped upon the hill,
And the Angels whispered, Peace be
still.
The steam was exhausted and the en-.
CINE too,
| And SO we cut our train in two,
And that is the way We got il down,
To the far fame City OF Bordentown,
Now Mr. Sanford, don't be cross,
But show this to Mr.. Moss,
And if he chooses to Mr. Waite,
And lay all the blame on Five Sixty
Eight.
Moral.
Like a man without a wife.
Like a coach without A team.
The most useless thing in life
lssn engine without steam.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
Sentence Sermons.
Rusting is not resting.

Rusting is not resting.
The selfish never are serene.
No one ever regretted burying a
SANDER.
There is never much good in good
enough
A man does not pick up sard by
licking the dust.
The fool always greases his track
on the up grade.
The saddest morality is that which
is satisfied with itself.
The ignorant may be foolhardy but
only the wise are brave
They make but little mark ON time
who are only marking time.
Deeds of golden hearts are better
than dreams of golden harps.
The only stand some men will take
on any question is the band stand
Little deeds tell more than the
largest, plainest bumps of character.
You cannot hurl Satan from his
throne by hurting adjectives at him.
Plenty Of people who talk OF hon
esty as good policy fail to pay the
premiums
II this world is none the better Tor
your living the next will have none of
your life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
so Years Old

aud generally played out, when COM
menced to use Dr.. David KenneGy's Fa-
vorite Remedy" writes s. |. Young, OF
Hiram, Ohio. "For years have suffered
with inflammation and constant pain in the
bladder aud kidneys, and have gradually
grown worse and expected at any time that
passing urine by natures effort would cease.
Besides have had rheumatic pain in every
muscle and joint, and have suffered in
tensely, but / must say have not in five
years felt as well as do now. Have i'm
proved dailv since ] began the use Of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The claim OF the calamity bowler,
that the rich are growing richer and
the poor poorer is not born out by
statistics at least not 50 far as the
poor getting poorer IS concerned.
While IN England there has been a
little increase in ptupcrism in recent
years, yet through the last twenty FIVE
or Thirty years there has been de
crease. In this country the minutes
of almsheuses amounted to ,sa per
100000 OF population in 1900; ~
m 1890 and loI in 1909
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
The Nome Merchant.

Who sympathized with you when
your little girl was sick? Was it Sears,
Roebuck & Coz
Who carried you last winter when
YOU were out of a job and had no mon
eye Was it Montgomery, Ward x Co,
or your home merchant
When You want to raise money fol
the church or some needy person in
town do you write to the Fair Store In
Chicago or do you go to your home
merchant.
How much does Seigel, Cooper
Co. give towards keeping up sidewalks
and paying the minister's salary
When you were sick how man,
nights did the Larkin Soap Company
sit up with you2
When your loved one was burr &c
was it your home merchant who drop
ped the tear of sympathy and uttered
the cheering word, or was it Marshall
Field & Coz
Patronize the home merchants
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Many sufferers from nasal catarrh say they
get splendid results by using an atomizer For
their benefit we prepare Ely's Liquid Cream
Balm. Except that it is liquid in all respects
like the healing, helpful pain-allaying Cream
Balm that the public has been familiar with
for years No cocaine or other dangerous
drug in it. The soothing spray relieves at
once and cure is certain Price ssc,, with
spraying tube All druggists, or mailed by
Ely Bros, 50 Warren Street New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Maryland has revived the whipping
post Tor wife heaters, petty thieves and
vicious tramps. The Delaware Senate
recently, by a unanimous vote, defeat
ed bill to abolish the whipping post
in that State. While it looks like a
step backward, it is not really SO, as ii
IS only by this kind OF punishment that
wife beaters can be made to feel the
bitter enormity of their offence.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

iiousekeepers in decorating then
rooms should bear in mind that, as q
look at the larder will Indicate some
thing of the physical health of those
who are fed from ii, SO will look at
the library, OF glance at the perodi-
Gals, books and papers upon the cen
ter table, indicate the mental moral
and religious life OF the household.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

You have often seen them with pale
faces. poor appetite head ache, symp-
toms common to the sex. Fathers
aud mothers lose no time III securing
Dir. David Kennedy's Fayorite Rem
edy. 1t will cost only one dollar and
is much cheaper than sickness. Write
to DIR. David Kennedy's Sons Ron
dout y Y, for free sample bottle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The High Bridge Junior Mechanics
have increased their funeral benefits
from $3.50 to $500, the new rule 10
take effect April l. The lodge now
has membership of over 200. The
dues will be increased four cents a
week
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

\ naturalist says that il the world
were to become birdless man could not
nhabit ii after nine years time In
spite OF all the sprays and poisons that
could be manufactured for the de
struoton OF insects, such pests would
simply eat up orchards and crops
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

A piece Of leather with the assist
lnce OF the latest machines, can be
transformed into a pair Of shoes in 81
minutes, IN which time it passes through
the hands Of @ people and through IS
machines.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
Dr.David Kennedy's
FAVORITE REMEDY

About week ago 1 gave a man afflicted
with bladder trouble, some Favorite Rem
ady. and to-day he said That is a great
medicine; 1 am better already and he
drove eight miles to get bottle of it."
You may have free sample bottle of DR.. David
Ksnncdy's Favorite Remedy, the great Kidney,
liver and Blood medicine, and booklet containing
vansble medical advice by simply writing to the DR..
David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y. Mention
this paper Large bottles sl.Oo. ~ druggists.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

An exchange gives this excellent al
vice: Before investing your hard
canned cash IN any Of the mining on
stock schemes, SO ilaringly advertised,
consult your local bankers. They may
save You thousand dollars where YOU
would not gel ten cents
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

II you have rooms to rent to sum-
mer boarders the coming season, is it
not time you make it known2 People
are always looking for locations in the
country in this part Of the State It's
going to be a hot summer so the
weather prophets say.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

1t used to be 1.-The sword shall be
beaten into the plowshears, etc,
but the revised version has it that the
sword shall be beaten into pick and
shovels while the army officers dig the
Panama Canal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Mrs. Russell Sage has set aside $40
600, 900, the income OF which is to be
used to "endeavor to learn the best
means tor the improvement to the
conditions OF the poor throughout the
country
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

One Of our exchanges says the big
gest trust on earth IS the country news
paper. II trusts everybody, gets cuss-
ed ler trusting, mistrnsted for eussing,
and fiat busts for trusting, gets euss-
cd fol busting.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate Of RICHARD H VAS HoES, Deceased
Pursuant 10 tie order # George T Hanson
Surrogate Of the County q H1uterIoG ma1t
on the twenty-sIxth day Of Soseml er, 4 u. uT.f
thousand nine hundred AMI six. notice j.
against the estate % Richard II Naa Horn
late OF the County 81 Hunterlau- deceased
to present the same, under cath % affirmation
to the subscriber, admln1strlE q sad aeeeas
ed, within nine months from me dale q salt
order and any creditor Rejecting = fTins
in and exhibit his or her clam lander o4th a.
affirmation, within the t!ls s. limited Wi
be forever barred Of his or her action tGerH
for against the said Administrators
Dated November -, \ p. isS.
IYDIANNA J.. " Van Holm
! f1inistratriX
y. ANDERSON
Proctor for AimsiX
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Thursday will be the first day of
spring, when the days and nights will
be Of equal length, after which the
days will lenglhen until we have the
long days at the summer solstce on
June 2tst.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Subscribers who move This spring
Or change their post Office address will
please notify us of their present ad-
dress as we'll as the che to which they
want the paper sent.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The blue birds will soon be singing,
grass growing green and all Nature
busy to help on the merry spring time
So, cheer up, we may all be happy
vet
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

According to leatlet issued by
the U. S. Department Of Agriculture,
there are -, miles of roads in Hun
terdon county.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The towns progress is helped or
hindered in so tar as the right public
spirit is shown by its inhabitants Say
MIR Slowpoke Behindthetimes, wake
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
.PENNSYL RAILROAD
Bulletin.
Bulletin.
ATLANTIC clTy's WINTER SEASON.

Atlantic City is the great perennial Of America
and at of the year is attractive isb during
Lent and at Easter time. Its great beach front hotels are lie
cene of charming social life, which oyerHon The small
but excellent hotels the Concerts "a tie pe
boardwalk promenades the great paflo.s the Country
Club with its ideal golf course, automobing boulevard
and other features afford variety Of or rea
alton suited to the personal inclination Of the visitor
Strength and vigor impaired by short stay at this
famous resort, and longer ooun the energy of the
overworked man of business the conyaecen aud tired
devotee of society.
Special excursion tickets to Atlantic City with liberal
return limits sale at the Pennsy Railroad ticket
Offices
Full information regarding and train service will
I've furnished bv Ticket Agents
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

To Mothers in This Town

Children who are delicate, feverish and
cross will get immediate relief from Mother
Grays Sweet Powders for Children. They
cleanse the stomach, act on the liver, making
n sickly child strong and healthy. certain
cure for worms Sold by all druggists. e5c
Sample FREE. Address, Allen $. Olmstead
Leroy, \. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

A scientist remarks that the spirits
find the air of earth very hard to
breathe. That all depends on the
brand of spirits.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

You can only write on souvenir
postal cards on the face, on the regu.
lar kind it must be done ON the back
as heretofore.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
Send Your Cattle and Horse Hide

to the CROSBY TRISTAN FUR COMPANY,
Rochester. n. Y and have them converted into
coats, robes, rugs, gloves and mittens; bet
ter and cheaper goods than you can buy.
Never mind the distance. CROSBY pays the
freight" See our new illustrated eatalog
page IS II interested send for IT,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

A couple were marie in New York
few days ago. neither of them could
understand word the other spoke
Such bliss
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
n, +, Pinch ~. ALIENS rooT=r.sr

powder for tired, aching, swollen feet We
have over 10000 testimonials. All Druggists,
package FREE by mail Address Allen )
Olmstcd, lie Roy \. l.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
TAKE NOTICE!
A Positive
CURE
Ely's Cream Balm
is quickly absorbed
Gives Relief at Once.

Il cleailses, sontliss
heal and preieg;i !
the diseased men,
brane. il cures Ca
tArh and drive
away u Gold in tie
Head quickly. Re
stores The Senses Of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
Ask for Aliens Foot-Ea.e,

a powder for swollen, tired, hot, smarting
feet Sample sent FREE. Also Free Sample
of the Foot-Ease Sanitary Gorn-Pad, new
Invention, Address, Allen s Olmsted, Lee
toy, Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

II you have not trimmed your grape
vines now is the time to do It.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

1t Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.
Ask today for Aliens Foot Ease, a powder
It cures Chlblains, Swollen, Sweating, Sore
Aching, Damp feet Al all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 25c.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The State tuberculosis sanitarium at
Glen Gardner is being furnished and
will be opened early in the summer
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

In Australia $4,000 tons of ore are
mined for one ton of gold; in Californ.
ia 1t is "a, 600 tons.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

The man who goes with wet feet at
this season of the year is an easy mark
with the pneumonia germ.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Over four feet of snow has fallen
this year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20

Taste and Smell. FuII siz- 50ets.. a Dag
gists or BY mail; Trial Size 10 cts b mail.
Ely Brother. So Warren Street. New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-03-20
MARCH 90. 1907.

Church choirs are already busy re
hearsing their Easter music.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-09-10
COntruCtOres de todas CIaS
ESPECIALIDADES

Desmenuzadoraa ..&raiewsid. Caenta-
A,res modernos con ocho.. diez y seis circulA.
sioues .-Trapichss, defecSdoras, triple J qua
aeuals atectoG y taehoE- nOdernos.- - -Bonbas
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-09-10
ED|cT0! JUO|c|ALES

A0iso, "A las personals que ne
cesiten insertar en- este peri6dico
edlctos judiciales, advertimos que
deheran pagar anticipadamente su
imnorte, 81 no tiene relaciones con la
empresa 6 no envian dichos edic-
to- por conducto de nuestros agen-
tes. Las personas relacionadas con
nosotros pagaran el importe total
cuando este hecha la mitad de las
inserciones.
La AdminiSty0lt6n de sLG Demo.
tYGtiG.S
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-09-10
COnratistas de Iaetoras eOmpetas ncNendoIos adcos

Para Triple efectcs, tachos, bombasy
accessories Centrales, Lafayette, Arroyo,
Juanita, Bayamon, PlaEuela, Rarceloneta,
San Vicente, Vega Baja, Providencia, Pat,
Las, Eeresdits, Yabucoa Busna Vista, ca:
rolipsI
eucrc IA V;IIonoI 2, r. "a,
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-09-10
Al que |e iinteIest

Sc vende un bonito monumen
to funerario de marmol, con un vi.
drio, acabado de recibir de Paris.
Pesa 800 kil6gramos, con un valor
de $50 pesos puesto en- el muelle de
San Juan. Las personals que quie-
ran comprarlo que Sc dirijan al
apartado AL, San Juan P. R.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-09-10
das classes de maqunarlas para haCendas de azdcar.

condensadores de vacio seco de vacfo h6.
medo.-Condensadorea &c .tra es.
REFERENCIAS EN PUE TO RICO
Todas.tas .centrales donde &c tncuentren
aparatos de Kraiewak-PesAnt antrs La
cualas estln La Eguisntsa,