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Evening star., 1907-08-18

to the dentist. have his or her teeth thor
oughly loked over, and IL anything is re-
quired have 1t done. BY this general over
sight, and things that one can do oneself,
every woman can prevent her teeth not only
from decaying but frequently can improve
them.
Demoralizing Sunburn.
The finger of scorn should be pointed at
the score OF reckless sun bathers who are
wholly untitled, either by complexion or ex-
perlence. to endure the untempered heat OF
our summer suns: they nevertheless cherish
an ambition to acquire certain bronze
color on neck, arms and face which will at
once proclaim them denizens of the summer
resort.
To say that there was anything demoral-
izng in such protracted sun baths perhaps
would be going too far, but they certainly
have their influence. Take the seacoast or
summer resort trains which are met by
bands of savages. their faces tanned to a
deep mahogany. their collars turned in, and
their sleeves rolled up; they are not unlike
the natives of some tropic island. There IS
deal of whooping when the astonished
pale face descends from the train and is
carried away by the indecorous South Sea
islanders.
Certainly not one woman In a hundred
has skin that can endure being weather
beaten. and IL is open question whether
they really enjoy the tanning or not. Even
those skins which do not peel or freckle are
coarsened decidedly by the exposure. A
broad shaded hat will ward away that look
of being ready for the polisher.
Unruly Hair.
First of all the hair must be well groomed
Do not be afraid to shampoo It often. Every
two weeks certainly is not too frequent
Brush 1t the proper fifty strokes every night.
If 1t is inclined to be damp and oily apply
the tonic given below. which will make 1t
fluffy. When arranging the hair. keep II In
place with hair net, and encourage stray
| locks to keep within bounds by the use of
briliantne For tonic use dry salts of
tartar. carbonate of potash, one dram: coch-
| meal powdered. one-half dram; liquor of
ammonia. essence OF rose. one dram each;
| glycerin, one-fourth ounce: rectifed spirits.
| one and one-half ounces; distilled water,
eighteen ounces; let the mixture digest with
| frequent stirring for a week and then filter.
| Moisten the hair with the lotion when dress
| ing. The effect will be seen as soon a. the
hair dries.
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"Me dee was whin read about Jawn DIS
fine that he'd settle at wanst. payin' twin
ty-eight millyon dollars in millyon dollar
bills an tn other millyon in chicken-feed
like ten thousand dollar bills Just to annoy
th' clerk. But ought tove known betther.
Manny's tn time I've bent me proud neck
to decision iv coort that lasted no lon
ger thin it took tn lawyer fr tn def1nse
to call up another judge on tn tillyphone.
A judge listens to case FIR days an hears,
while he's 1gurin a possible goluf score
on his blotting pad. tn argymints Nv two
or three lawyers that no wan wud dare to
offer a judgeship to- Gin'rally speaking
judges are lawyers. They get to be judges
because they have what Hogan calls tn
Joodicyal timpramint which Is why amy
body gets Job. Th' other kind iv people
won't take job. They'd rather take
chance. TIL Judge listens to case fr days
an decides it tn way he intinded to. Dye
find tn larned counsel that's just been beat
clinajn' up on tn bench an throwin' his
arms around tn Judge? ye bet ye don't.
He gathers his law books into his arms,
gives tn magistrate look that means
There's an ELECTION next year an runs
down tn hall to another judge. Th other
know anything about this here case ex
cept what yeve whispered to me, but
know me larned colleague an I wudden't
thrust him to referee a roler-skatin' con-
| test Don't pay tn fine till ye hear fr' m
| me- Th' on'y wan that bows to tn decis-
| ion is tn fellow that lost an pretty soon
| he sees he's made a mistake. fr wan day
| tn other coort comes out an declares that
I tn decision of tn lower coort is another
argymint in favor iv abolishing night law
| schools.
That's tn way Jawn D. felt about it, an
| he didn't settle. I wondher will they put
| him away If he don't pay ivinchooly? Twill
| be a long sentence frnd iv mine Wanst
| got full iv kerosene an attempted to jug
| gle a polisman. They thried him whin he
| come out iv tn emergency hospital an"
! fined him a hundherd dollars. He didn' t
| happen to have that amount with him at
| tn moment or at amy moment since tn
| day he was born. But tn Judge was very
| lenient with him. He said he needn't pay
| IL he cuddent. TIL coort wud give him a
| letther of introduction to tn bridewell an
| he cud stay there FIR two hundherd days.
At that rate it'll be long time befure
Jawn D. an me meet again on the goluf
| links. Hogan has it figured out that If
Jawn D. refuses to go back on his Puritan
| principles an separate himsilf firm his
| money he'll be wan hundherd an fifty
eight thousand years in cold storage. A
man ought to be pretty good at tn lock-
| step in a hundherd an fifty-eight thousand
years.
| X
|
"Well. sir, glory be but times has changed
| whin they land me gr-reat an good frind
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and sliced, a generous pinch of dry mus
tard and salt Smother in mayonnaise
sauce and sprinkle with Roquefort cheese.
shortcake With Ice Cream.
Bake large sponge cake in a round tin:
while warm cut off the top and take out
most OF the inside crumb. When perfectly
cold fill this center with plain white ice
cream; replace the cover; put powdered
sugar and berries over the top and ring
slice through.
Peach Dishes.
Peach Gateau.-Bake a sponge cake In
a round cake pan. Cut out the center,
leaving a wall about three-quarters Of an
inch thick on the bottom and sides. Just
before serving fill the cake with peaches
which have been pared. sliced. sugared and
chilled. Pile the top generously with WHIP
ped cream which has been sweetened and
favored. Sprinkle over all some almonds
which have been blanched, chopped and
delicately Drowned in the oven.
Peach Omelet.-Have ready half a cupful
Of thinly sliced and sugared peaches and
warm them slightly on the back OF the
stove. Beat four eggs with fourth of q
cupful of sugar and a tablespoonful OF
lemon juice. Put a tablespoon OF butter In
| frying pan and when it bubbles pour In
the egg mixture. AS 1t cooks pick up with
~, n, ietlihs the uncookeo pa,. un uNuei
until the Omelet Is set and delicate brown
underneath then place the peaches In the
middle, fold the omelet, turn on hot dish,
dust with powdered sugar and serve.
German Peach Cake.-Sift together two
cupfuls of flour and a level tablespoonful
Of baking powder. Work in a third Of a
cupful of butter then mix to a soft dough
with beaten egg, diluted with cupful of
milk. Spread in a well-buttered baking
pan.- press halves of pared peaches closely
into the top of the dough. and sprinkle
with mixture of granulated sugar and
powdered cinnamon. Bake in a hot oven
with sugar and butter or lemon sauce.
Hamburg Sponge With Peaches.-Take a
level tablespoonful of granulated gelatin in
fourth of cupful Of cold water and dis
solve over hot water. Beat the yolks of
three eggs and half cupful Of sugar until
light; add the juice of a lemon and little
of the grated rind and cook over hot water
until thick, stirring constantly. Strain In
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iv about thirty dollars I want to bring
thin up mesilf In me own foolish way I
may not do what's right be thin. l may
be too indulgent with thin. Their home
life may not be happy. Perhaps tbs clear
that IL they wint to tn Rockyfellar in
stttution fr tn care iv money they'd he
in better surroundings. but whin Jawn
thries to carry thin off I raise a cry iv
Polls mob iv people that niver had
dollar iv their own and niver will have
wan pounce on tn misguided man. tn
polls pinch him an tn goverumint con-
demns tn institution an lets out tn in
mates an good nanny iv thin go to tn
bad"
Dye think he'll iver sarve out his
fine?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
Il don't know" said Mr.. Dooley But
If he does whin he comes out at the end
tY hundherd an fifty-eight thousand
years he'll find great nanny changes in
mems hats an tn means " trarsporta-
ton, but not much in anything else He
may find fyin' machines. though It'll be
arly f'r thin, but he'll see a good nanny
people stiIl walking to their wurruk."'
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To Insure Beautiful Teeth.

No woman can be pretty. no matter how
perfect her features may be. If her teeth
are yellow and neglected looking. A really
beautiful woman loses all her loveliness the
moment she speaks If her teeth are bad
while a plain woman often appears fascl-
mating when she laughs or shows her teeth.
The chief causes of decay in teeth are an
accumulation of tartar upon them and the
retention of small portions of food between
the teeth, which by fermentation that re-
acts the enamel. dsintegrates 1t, caus-
ing decay.
To preserve the teeth and save dentists
bills one should remove by perfect cleann-
ness these deposits before they have time to
work mischief. Brushing the teeth is not
merely rubbing brush across them In
stead, II is more important to rub the brush
up and down between the cracks. After
each meal dental floss should be drawn be-
tween. taking out the particles uhat a brush
cannot remove. Under no circumstances
should a toothpiCk or hard point be used,
for il Will loosen a filing scratch the
enamel Though brushing should be done
vigorously care must be taken not to In
5ure or weaken the gums That will cause
them to draw away from the tooth. expos
ing the root. This is more apt to happen
TO eye teeth. which are on the turn OF the
mouth. Little can be done to a tooth thus
exposed. or to receding gums.
Nothing Is better for cleaning once In a
while than finely powdered pumice stone.
With an orange wood stick, wet and dip
ped lightly In the powdered pumice. one
should scour the teeth thoroughly, neglect
ing not even the least little crevice.
When the tartar Is obstinate wet the stick
in lemon Juice. dip in the pumice stone and
scolr the teeth. Follow this by rinsing the
mouth with lime water to neutralize the
acid Of the lemon juice SO It cannot harm
the enamel OF the teeth.
Teeth naturally strong and white require
4
cellent one to make at home is composed OF
two ounces OF gum camphor. two ounces OF
brecipitated chalk. and three ounces OF or
ris root Mix the camphor in mortar with
q few drops OF alcohol add the powdered
orrts root; mix, and strain several times
through the finest sieve 10 be had. The
quantity Of ingredients. of course. can be
reduced. Camphor is excellent for the teeth
and gums. 1t Is not a bad plan to wash
out the mouth each time after taking food
with q little alkaline wash. as. for instance
few grains OF bicarbonate OF soda In a
wfneglass OF wafer.
At least twice year everybody should &C
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|, no longer. The judge says: 'Yere an old
offender an I'll have to make an example
" ye. Twinty- nine millyon dollars or fifty
eight millyon days. Call tn next case Mis-
ther Clerk
Did he pay th. fine? He did not "
coorse he cud If he wanted to. He wud-
dent have to pawn anything to get tn
money, ye can bet on that. All he'd have
to do would be to put his hand down in his
pocket, skin twintynine millyon dollar bills
off iv his roll an hurl thin at tn clerk
But he refused to pay as matther iv prin-
| ciple. Twas not that he needed tn money.
| He don't care fr money in tn passionate
| way that you an me do, Hinnissy. Th'
! likes iv crazy about a dollar as
| man is about his child whin he has on'y
| wan Th' chances are We'll spoil it. But
Jawn D. havin' large an CROWN family
| " dollars takes on'y a kind iv ginral In
Unrest in thin. He's issued a statement
sayin that he's a custojeen iv money ap-
| pinted be himsilf. He looks afther his own
money an tn money iv other people He
| takes 1t an puts 1t where it won't hurt
thin an they won't spoil it. He's a kind
| " society fr TIL PREVENTION of crooty to
! money If he finds man misusing his
! money he takes it away firm him an
duOptS IL. lNTy Salurudn night he lets tn
| man see it f'r a few hours An he says
he's surprised to find that whin, with tn
purest intinttons in TIL wurruld, he is found
thryin' to coax our little money to his home
where it'll find conjanial surroundings an
have other money to play with, tn people
thry to lynch him an tn polls arrest him
f'r abduction.
so a matther iv principle he appealed
| tn case. An appeal. Hinnissy, Is where ye
| ask wan coort to show it's contempt fr
| another court. 'Tis sthrange that all tn
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| dampen the garment a little and iron with
a hot iron.
To Prevent Marking Tables.
In using linen dolies on the highly pol
ished table. cut asbestos pieces to place be-
meath the mats especially IL there is any
| danger Of the hot dishes marking the table
| top.
To Sleep Cool.
| To sleep cool place a newspaper inside the
pillow case on the side next to the head.
Wet Umbrellas.
] Stand on their handles to dry. This al
/ lows the water to run out of them instead
| Of into the part where the ribs and silk
meet thus causing the metal to rust and
! the silk to rot
To Stop Bed Creaking.
| When a bedstead creaks at each move
| ment of the sleeper, remove the Stats and
| wrap the ends of each in old newspaper
This will insure complete silence.
Burglar Protection.
Place a pair of hinges one and one-half
inches long, one side of each hinge being
screwed on either side of the upper SASH
about ten inches above the lower sash. BY
opening the unscrewed side OF the hinge the
window can be raised. lowered, or both, for
ten inches, and so left with safety. BY
closing the hinge the window can be raised
or lowered to its full extent as usual
Cedar Chest Substitute.
Strip off green prickles and young twigs
of cedar and put in cheesecloth bags. Re-
move all grease spots; sun and brush thor
oughly. Pack furs and woolens away, with
the bags distributed through them. and not
moth will bother them.
Corn Husks in Pillows.
Save the husks of green corn: dry: slit
them and use as stufflng for one or two
extra summer pillows They make crisp.
springy filling and few dried geran-
ium or lemon verbena leaves added will
give suggestion of pleasant fragrance Pink
and white clover blossoms also a change
from the old favorites. pine and balsam
needles, which not always are easy to pro-
cure. The virtue Of hop pillows a rem
edy for nervousness, insomnia and headache
makes It advisable to include at least ono
on every couch,
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Alsatian Salad,

AlSattan Salad.
Arrange the usual bed of lettuce Cook
three frankfurter sausages for few min
utes In boiling water. Chill these and cut
into thin slices. Slice four mediums sized
cold potatoes and one small onion, half a
lightly with four tablespoons of French
dressing.
Summer Salads.
Salad a la Reine.-Prepare tomato jelly,
onion, celery salt, cloves and red pepper.
Place little Jelly in bottom of cups; lay
in slices of cucumbers, chill; then add more
jelly and chill. Place cucumber against
sides: fill molds. When ready to serve dip
for an instant in hot water; unmold on
lettuce and serve with a mayonnaise sauce.
Cherry and Almond Salad.-Drain mara
schino cherries free from liquor. make in
cision in the side of each cherry. insert
salted almond and arrange carefully In let
tuce cups. Mix one cupful of olive oil, one
fourth teaspoon paprika, juice Of quarter
lemon; set on ice until CONCEALED and then
pour on salad.
Swiss salad.-Mix one cup Of minced
ham, a teaspoon each Of onion juice, chop
ped parsley. mustard and enough lemon
Juice and soft butter to form small balls:
Surround with shredded cabbage. cooked
and dressed with boiled cream dressing.
Bouquet Salad.-Use leftover cooked
vegetables. cut potatoes INTO cuDes' CAR
rots and turnips into strips. cooked cucum-
bers lengthwise. green's packed In a bowl
or cup. cabbage chopped, beets sliced. Let
all lie In vinegar, sliced onion, mustard,
pepper and salt for several hours, except
the beets. which discolor others. Arrange
on a dish and place a, head Of lettuce and
parsley at one side.
st. James Salad.-Press the required
amount Of cooked rice into buttered bor-
der mold and set on Ice to chill. When
serving. nnmold on bed of lettuce or
cress; fill center with cooked peas beans
potatoes cut into cubes, sliced carrots caul-
iffower, button onions or other vegetables.
Dress with mayonnaise or whipped cream.
Epicurean Salad.-Line a pretty cut
glass or china salad dish with water cress.
then heap on this one cupful Of sliced. crisp
celery, one onion sliced thin, one green pep
per boiled and sliced. with seeds Arst dis
carded, dozen blades of chives, two table,
spoonful of green nasturtium seed pods,
two dozen round radishes cooked tender
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| the gelatin and beat thoroughly. Set aside
| to cool, stirring the mixture occasionally,
and when cold beat with a wire spoon until
frothy. Add whites of eggs beaten until
| stiff and dry and continue beating until the
| mixture will hold Its shape. Pour into a
| border mold and chill on ice. At serving
| time fill the center with whipped cream
| sweetened and favored and surround with
wreath of sliced and sugared peaches.
Cool Drinks for Hot Days.
Egg Pique.-A drink that combines nour-
| ishment with refreshment Is sure to be
welcome on a warm day. Break whole
egg in glass and add two tablespoonfuls
| Of any fruit sirup preferred. Fill with acid
bottled soda water and mix thoroughly in
an egg shaker until light and foamy. Pour
| into a glass: add a dash of PHOSPHATE and
, CRATE nutmeg lightly over the top.
Ginger Ale Punch.-Make a rich lemon
ade by boiling one quart of water and one
cupful of sugar together for five minutes
| and adding the Juice of five lemons and the
rind Of one when the srup is cool Put
into the punch bowl with a lump of ice in
the center. and add one quart of ginger
ale. Bruise the leaves and stems of a half
dozen sprigs of mint and add to the punch
quarter Of an hour before serving.
Temperance Mint Julep.-Bruise the
leaves and stems of two or three sprlgs of
fresh mint and place in a glass half filled
with shaved ice Macerate thoroughly; add
four tablespoonfuls Of grape juice and fill
the glass with seltzer or carbon water.
Mineral Water Punch-To make this
truly delectable drink, boil one cupful of
water with two cuptuls Of sugar. slowly for
ten minutes. When the sirup is cold add
one cupful Of cold tea, the juice Of five
lemons and five oranges, one pint of straw
berry sirup. and one pineapple of medium
size, grated. Let stand for several hours
I, to extract all flavor and at serving time
add enough good mineral water to make a
gallon. Serve from the punch bowl IN
which has been placed block of ice.
Pineapple Lemonade.-This Is refreshing
and prepared with little trouble. Pare and
CRATE a ripe pineapple; add the Juice of
four or five lemons and a sirup made by
boiling together for a few minutes two
cups of sugar and the same quantity of
water. When quite cold strain and tee. A
maraschino cherry in each glass Is an
agreeable addition. as are few straw
berries or raspberrtes.
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ON THE SPLENDID FINE THEY SOAKED JAUN D. WITH

now. 1 tell ye. 1 don't dhream iv bein' rich.
I'm afraid iv 1t. In tn good old days tn
polls coorts were crowded with TIL poor.
They weren't charged with poverty, iv
coorse, but with the results iv poverty, dye
mind. Now. be hivens. tn rich have In
vaded even TIL coorts an the brideweH.
Nanny a face wearin' side whiskers an
geold-rimmed specs peers firm tn windows
iv TIL black Maria. What's this man
charged with? says tn coort. He was
found In possession iv tin millyon dollars.
says TIL polisman. An tn judge puts on
tn black cap"
Well" said Mr.. Hennessy, 'tis time
they got what was comm to Thin.
I'll not say yere wrong" said Mr.. Doo-
ley. Il see tn way me frind Jawn d.
feels about 1t. He thinks he's doin' a
great sarvice to tn wurruld collectin all
TIL money in sight. 1t might remain IN
incompetent hands If he didn't get 1t.
'Twud be a shame to lave it where it'd
be msthreated. But tn on'y throuble
with Jawn is that he don't see how tn
other fellow feels about It, AS father
Evening star., 1907-08-18
Removing Rust From Irons.

Removing Rust From Irons.
To remove rust from f1atirons, rub them
with little warm grease and wrap them up
in brown paper Then dissolve a small
piece of soda in hot water. Dip the irons
ip this; rub them dry, and put them to heat
as usual. When ready to use. rub them on
piece Of brown paper that has little
powdered bath brick upon it.
To Save Laundry Bill.
If the cuffs collars and shirts are washed
by the home laundress before they sent
to the laundry, they will wear and look bet
ter for a much longer n e. The shirts do
not get torn. and all the previous dirt is
taken out. This the laundry does not do.
If the collars are beginning to wear the
broken edges show up plainly after they
are washed and dried. The expense is saved
of sending them to the laundry. as they
would be found worthless on return.
To Smooth Broken Tumblers.
Emery paper, If tackled upon a board, Is
useful for smoothing slightly broken edges
of thin tumblers. BY carefully rubbing the
glasses back and forth a smooth surface is
obtained, but not If glass Is cracked
badly.
To Prevent Knives Rusting.
Before storing knives oil carefully and
wrap them in paper. This is to keep them
from rusting but 1t will be well to inspect
them occasionally, for they may need oiling
again, and with rust prevention Is better
certainly than cure.
To Preserve Cut Flowers.
AS rule cut flowers will last lonrer If al
lowed to stand short time in water before
using This simply applies. of course when
they are to be worn or carried as bouquet
or used in decorations when they may not
be placed in water.
Add Wax to Starch.
The polished appearance of starched
clothes will be increased II a piece of wax
the size of a small bean and half tea
spoonful of powdered borax be added during
the boiling.
To Freshen White Dresses.
White dresses and waists may be made to
look as fresh as new by making thin raw
starch. With a clean piece Of old muslin
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pathrites that have wanted to hang WILL
lum Jennings Bryan an meslf f'r not
shown proper respect f'r tn joodicyary are
now showin' their respect f'r the joodicyary
be appealin' firm their decisions. Ye'd
think Jawn D. wud bow his head rever-
entially in tn awful presence iv Kenesaw
Mt. Lands an sob out: Thank ye'er
honor. This here noble fine fills me with
joy. But dye think ye give me enough? ?
If agreeable I'd like to make it an even
thirty millions But he doesn't. He's like
mesilf. Him an me bows to tn decision iv
tn coorts on'y If they bow first. I have
gr-reat respect f'r tn joodicyary, as fine
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lot iv cross an indignant men as yell
find Aa'ywhere. I have tn same respect
f'r MIN as they have FIR each other. But
/ niver bow to decision iv judge onless,
first. it's pleasant to me. an, second, other
judges bow to it. Ye can't be too care
full about what decisions ye bow to. A
decision that seems agreeable may turn
out like an acquaintance ye scrape up at
picnic. Ye may be ashamed iv it to-mor-
rah. Mannys tn time I've bowed to a
decree iv coort on'y to see 1T go up
gayly to tn supreem coort, knock at tn
dure an be kicked down stairs be an angry
old gintleman in black silk pettcoat. A
decree v tn coort has got to be pretty
vinrable befure L do more thin greet it
with a pleasant smile.
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HAT was a splendid fine they
soaked Jawn d. with said
Mr.. Dooley.
IL What did they give him"
asked Mr.. Hennessy.
..TwInty-nine millyon dollars" said Mr..
Dooey
.'Oh great said Mr.. Hennessy. That's
a grand fine. It's a gorjous fine. l can't
hardly believe it"
IT'S thrue. though" said Mr. Dooley.
''Twinty-nine millyon dollars Dvvle tn
cent less. l can't exactly make out what
tn charge was that they arrested him on
but tn Gin'ral idee is that Jawn D. was
goln around loaded up to tn guards with
Standard lie. exceedin' tn speed limit in ac-
qurin nsney an singn A charge to
keep / have till tn neighbors cud stand it