Albuquerque morning journal., 1907-03-21
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slavic We have always with Us.
Estancia is feeling good. anyway.
Back to the punching bag for Her
bert.
Willard must be almost dlscour-
aged.
County division seems to have gone
glimmering.
Won't the Almanac just refer. even
casually 70 that Barnes interview?
Now what DO you suppose the Ma
jor wanted with that statement about
the governor?
Il Is feared the patriotic enthus-
iasm OF the house machine to give
money to the Varsity Is on the wane
sAs
Burros are said to be badly needed
In the Philippines. No, this is not Il
hint to the gentleman from Dona Ana
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The entente cordiale between
Roosevelt and Hartman Is similar TO
that between a tom cat and poll
parrot.
! The only drawback to this gentle
season is thatiever present gloomy ap-
prehension-will the peach crop be
| killed?
/ The education bill would probably
suit the Instrument better II 1t con
tanned some provision inserting $40
days i'm the calendar year.
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| Captain Kosioff cut off Prince,
FNokaridze's ear. The latter has since
expressed himself is unwilling to lend
and ear anymore to anyone.
The Missouri mules latest laurel IS
a distinct achievement. II caused a
{ war between Honduras and Nicaragua.
You can't beat the celebrated quar-
ruped from the ozark''
| One cannot but envy the superior
land exclusive knowledge attained by
that Cincinnati man who threw a
stick of dynamite into the stove to
see what would happen.
sAS
! The Instrument insists on the bus
mess qualification" for county super
/ intendents Slavic and Francisco II
will be remembered had this qualiiica-
tion in marked degree.
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| How not to do IT," the great Ari-
| zona legislative specially, is on the
| boards at Phoenix once moreno
I gales Oasis. You haven't got any the
best of New MeXico's lower house.
! A five-inch pair OF scissors was
taken from the stomach of a woman
| in Wichita the other day. There are
women in other towns whose conver-
satlon indicates that they have swal-
lowed scissors.
The strenuous life is strikingly cX-
emplificd in the case just reported OF
James Tateman. a farmer of Wavcrly,
I FKas. James had caf which ate Il
stick of dynamite and exploded blow.
ing Tateman down a well.
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The Evening Instrument thinks that
provision of the education BIZ! is vie
ious' which provides that the candi-
date for county superintendent must
have taught within five years time.
Probably the instrument is going to
spring Slavic again next campaign.
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The Citizen has its doubts whether
the education bill passed 0y the leg
! islative house on Friday afternoon, If
I II shall become a law, win prove so
! beneficial to the cause of education
in the territory as some Of its san
guine supporters anticipatc.-The Ev-
cning instrument 1t was expected
that the Instrument would nave some
doubts on this question.
S*%
When the dignified statesmen and
legislators were deprived of the ines
I timable privilege of presenting yearly
passes to the conductor, they suddenly
discovered that > cents a mile is quite
enough to nay out in railway tarcs.-
/ Il Paso Herald. There is one digni-
fled statesman in the New Mexico
house whose action on Il certain )
cent fare bill indicates that he is Il
shining exception.