Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-30
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THE ARMY WORM ought to be
court martialed.
IT is A DAY of keynote speeches
and straw votes.
WHAT HAS BECOME oil that dull
season predicted for 1907?
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MOST EVERY ONE thought the
bottom had fallen out-but still it
rains.
THAT PECULIAR s%queaking sound
only Max trying to make a noise
like a secretary.
SLAVIO's SUIT mas not been filed
yet. The distinguished baIrister ought
to interview him.
THERE IS ONE crumb ~ comfort
the two-cent stamp Is still selling at
the same old price
IT Is AN AGE Of word coming.
The b%ootblack o refers 10 his place
as the "shinorium."
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IT IS POSITIVELY banal 10 insin-
uate that the wreck was caused by
Mr.. Taft's car breaking down.
AN ARIZONA man is reported
killed by a wild boar. Many of us
are nearly killed by tame bores.
FRANCISCO SEEMS TO be deter
mined that the people shall not for
get those eight long year. of graft.
IT'S \ LONG lane that has no
turning" The Plunderbund. however,
appears 20 have been caught in a
blind alley.
ALL TOURIsTs visiting Albuqucr-
que this week are respectfully re-
questcd TO bring along diving suits
and io%hn-boats.
WHERE WILL woman stop"
asks the Roanoke World. Wherever
there appears an ad reading WAS
81. now $6.9S."
MOUNTAINNIR has doubled its
population in six months. You can't
keep a good town down when it's as
high as Mountainair.
THE PERSISTENCE with which
the president comes back at the ma
turc fakirs would indicate that Mr..
Long must have reached the spot.
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IT HAS BEEN suggested that il
might be embarrassing for the attur-
ney general II called upon to prose-
cute land fraud cases in his official
canacity.
THE AUTHORITIES had a mob of
girl strikers In New York going until
a hat pin charge was ordered. Then
you couldn't find the police with a
telescope.
IT Is REALLY difficult to under
stand the melancholy howl against a
federal Investigation when it is al
legged there Is positively nothing to
investigate.
TT LOOKS As though the teleg-
raphers' strike had been short cir
cultcd. The wire men on the con-
trary. allege the companies ave their
wires crossed
SOME PHOENIX young men were
arrested for rocking street cars"
Heretofore the man in the boat has
had a monopoly of the ncfarious
rocking business.
THE EVENING Instrument feels
that Mr.. Hanna should have kept ST.
lent about the record Of the Hon. En-,
out Of Christian charity" Charity
coyercth \ multitude of sins.
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YOUR UNCLE JOE hasn't saved
any Mattresses from drowning nor
branded any nature fakirs, but the
kick IN the ribs he gave that mad dog
the other day VIII be classic when
other kicks have faded into oblivion.
go
SOME MONTHS AFRO one William
G. Reid. OF Roswell, was. 10 the detri-
mCnt ~ this commonwealth, attorney
general of the territory under the
fake reform administration. The
Almanac
or. To be more exact. 90 the detri-
ment Of the Plunderbuud.
$50
THE CITIZEN has but little 90 say
regarding the speech hv Mr.. Hanna In
which he denounced Colonel Man
Frost. editor Of the Santa Fc New
Mcxican-The Evening instrument.
This Is also natural n will be rec
membercd hat the Hon. En- much
preferred to pass the matter over in
silence"
THERE ARE q few newspapers In
New Mexico hat have done more
harm than good by the publication
Of a lot Of false reports and rumors
which have given this territory some
what of a black eye I'M tho states, but
take the newspapers Of New Mexico
q whole and they are as good a
up 60 date as viii be found my
where. The Evening instrument.
II was SO modest ~ the instrument
Co make AN exception Of Itself.
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THE RESPECTABLE newspapers
Of the sunshine Territory are demand
ing q fun and thorough Investigation
into the charges made during tho past
year aud especially during recent
months that great frauds rave boon
committed IN the disposition of terri
torial lands. The people want 20
know and they ave the right 20
know. Tho Almanac.
And what is more. there Is every
Indication that they Will know, In
spite Of the distressing wall from the
Hon. Em and his friends.
what n New Jersey Editor Saw.
NJ 7. Lunch. editor ~ the PhillipshurE. |
D.. Daily Post. writes { have used many
Kinds ~ medicines Cor coughs and colds In
family but never anything ~ good NJ
FoieVfa Honey and Tar. cannot SAY too Z