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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
BRIEF LOCAL MATTERS.

Our work guaranteed. Deitz Studio
Metal house numbers at Hunts Wall
Paper store.
q. c. Ruff WIS passenger for Port.
land Friday.
Maple Syrup and New York State
Buck Wheat at Jackson's.
Buy your overcoat at the Remova
Sale.
Miss Torinda Cooper left for Port.
land Saturday.
SAT- mackerel, eastern white fish and
picked salmon at Jackson's.
Clarence Gilbert visited friends In
Portland last week
Olives in bulk, bottles and cans al
Jackson's.
Gall aud see the beautiful new plan
os at Soule's house.
Jas. aoy returned frcm a visit to
Portland Saturday.
Fresh made sausage at Mcclure Bros
every day.
Frank Davenport had business at
the county seat Friday.
Mrs. l.. Clarke was a passenger oil
No. 7 going west Friday.
G. Ii. Stranahan made a business
trip to Portland Saturday.
Phi. G. Young is in the market for cat
tie, hogs, chickene, etc, and will pay
the highest market price.
II j Frederick made business
trip to Portland Thursday.
Ms f. Eggert returned to Port.
land Monday, after spending few
days at Eggermont,
Mt. Hood tooth powder, best in the
world at Williams Pharmacy. Money
back ii not satisfactory ia
X. /. Shelley was up from Carson
ever Sunday, returning home on the
boat Monday morning.
Try "a candle power lamps instead
of 80. The price of the lamp is thu
same as 16 candle power. 1t will
save you money on your meter bill.
= L. Roberts and son went t.
Fltlaud Saturday to visit triend
and relatives over Sunday.
Do you know that Pinesalve Carbolizet
acts like poutice in drawing out in
tammaton and poison? 1t is antisep
tic. For cuts, burns eczema, cracked
hands it is immediate relief. Sold b!
Keir & Cass..
Mrs. G. N. Clarke and children re
turned from Dufur Friday evening
where lhey have been visiting tn
home folks fer a couple OF weeks.
The special sales at Bragg & Co. 3 !
ccitAinly giving the buying public
great bargains.
New Orleans Molasses in bulk ant
cans at JacksOn's.
iIstey Bosius enter tained his friend
a. Halloween party Ihusday even
ing, and very enjoy able evening wa
spent by the young folks.
Mrs. Yates visited her mother, Mrs
A. s. Blowers, at the Portland hos
pital the latter part of the week. Sh
found her slowly improving.
IL. Carter met No. 5 tuesday an
had chat with his daughter. MIS-
Dr.. Johnson, and hsr husband, VII
were returning to Portland from thei
wedding trip.
MIR. and Mrs. D. P. Smith returne
Thursday from tbeiI old home at Gas
per, Wyoming, where they were Gale
recently on account of the illness OF
daughter. They reporG her much tel
ter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07

Misses and Children's stock
ings, the heavy, warm kind. You
can't buy them anywhere for less
than 25c pair, bnt Saturday we
will sell them at IA cents. Get
all you want as long as they last
and save ii cents.
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BABY WASTED TO SKELETON.
In Torments with Terrible Sores on
Face and Body--Tore at Flesh
Cured by Cuticura.

"My little son, when about a year
and o half old began to have sores
come out on his face. They began to
come on his arms, then on other parts
of his body, and then n came on his
chest, worse than the others. At tho
end of about a year and a half OF suf-
fering he grew so bad | had to tie his
hands In cloths at night to keep him
from scratching the and tearing
the flesh. He got to be n mere skole'
ton and was hardly able to walk.
sent to the drug store and got a cake
Of Cuticura Soap and a box Of Cutlcura
Ointment, and at the end Of about two
months the sores were all we'll. lie
has never had amy sores Of any kind
since, and only for the Cuticura Rem
edies my precious child would have
died from these terrible r | used
only one cake Of Soap and about three
boxes Of Ointment. Mrs. Egbert Shell.
don, r. r. ID. No. /, Woodvllle, Conn,
| April go, 1906"
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RI KISS IN JAPAN.
One Western Idea That IS Popular
with Eastern Maidens.

SHE was a Japanese college student,
little and thin. but very graceful In
her Paris gown.
"The kiss" she said, blushing faint
ly, was unknown in Japan 80 years
ago. Now, among the aristocracy, 1t
Is becoming quite renowned.
yet II comes as a great shock mt
first. 1t Is SO different, you know.
from anything In a Japanese girls ex.
p~crience. | have known maidens who
tainted at a first kiss that was per-
haps too warmly rendered. Yet those
very maids became afterward ardent
advocates of the new western en-
brace.
Frankly, | like the kiss myself, Its
stimulus, and the feeling. as of red
satin. when mouth touches mouth
with a warm, soft s~hock--yes. frank
ly, / like the kiss, and | find 1t ex-
tremely difficult to deny an eager
young man so innocent and SO delight.
lightful an embrace.
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Don't worry about me, I'm all right.
Gone fer a rest. Sallie PEBBLE Grip
pin" Grandma Crippen surveyed with
approval the little scrawled notice
that she had just tackled on the side
door.
That ought to hold EN-, as Johnny
says" she nodded reassuringly to her
self. Once more the door was tried,
the new "youngish" hat was straight
ened gingerly and grandma took her
handbag from the porch chair and
walked slowly down the path to the
gate.
"Why, hello. granny" called a
cheerful voice at her elbow. Where
You bond for?"
Grandma stopped in dismay.
Tom Crippen," she began pathetic
ally, then her backbone seemed to
straighten. "Who gave you that $25
the time you needed 1t down to your
college doin's?" she demanded, when
your father said he wouldn't give you
another red cent?"
why. you, grandmother" said Tom
soberly. and you just saved the day
for me-"
Guess the only thing anyone could
save that you was mixed up in" said
the old lady grimly. well, / Just want
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QUALITIES or WIT AND HuMoR.
Alike, Yet In Many Ways Fundament'
ally Different.

Wit and hnmor are such elemental
fundamental things that II has always
been found difficult to analyze taem.
say a writer In The Atlantic. upon
some points. however. those who have
essayed this puzzling task agree. for
they all bold that wit is m intel
l~ectual, humor an emotional, quality;
that wilt is a perception Of rcsem-
blance, and humor q perception OK
contrast, Of discrepancy, Of incongru-
ity. The incongrulty Is that which
arises between the ideal and the fact.
between theory and practice, between
promise and performance; and per-
haps II might be added that II Is al
ways or almost always a moral In
c%ongruity. In the case both Of wit
and humor there Ii also a ~pleasurabls
surprise, a gentle shock, which ac-
companies our perception Of the hiti-
erto unsupported resemblance or In
c~ongruity. A New England farmer
was once describing In the pres
cnce Of a very humane person ths
great age and debility OF a horse that
he formerly owned and used. You
ought to have killed him." interrupt
ed the humane person Indignantly.
I'VE h." drawled tho farmer I'VE did
-ala,,notU Hks
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SEEK TO WIN SOLDIERS.
Russian Girls Risk Life for the Cause
OF Liberty.

"When the university opened last
autumn I started to work again
among the soldiers" said the young
woman. "As you know, the revolu-
tionists are at present working very
hard to win over the army, and one
of the means Is to talk freedom oil.
rectly TO the soldiers. For this girls
have been found TO be more effective
than men; the young peasant soldiers
are more willing to listen to girls,
and are far reader to protect them
from arrest. So all over Russia hun
dreds and hundreds OF girls are now
nightly meeting with groups OF sol.
diers. In working mems homes and In
barracks. To go into barracks and
talk revolution to the soldiers, hard
ly anything Is 30 dangerous--for the
girl caught 10 tried by court.martial
and in a day o two is executed
From Leroy SCOTS Interview with q
Russian Woman, In Everybody's.
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STAPLE FOOD SUPPLY LIMITED.
Comparatively Few Nutritive Proc.
uc4s Of the Worlds inhabitants.

Certain great food staples have
nroyeu themselves within the age
long experience Of humanity to pos-
sess 4 larger amount OF nutritivc val
De. digestiblity and other good quail
ties. and q smaller proportion Of un.
desirable properties than any others.
ava McCiure'R These. through an
exceedingly slow and gradual process
81 the survival Of the httest, have
come TO form the staples Of food IN
common use by the human race all
over The world. It Is really sstonish.
IN nov comparatively few there are
~ them. when We como TO consider
them broadly: the nesh and TIE milk
81 three Or four domesticated animals.
the assA 81 three or four and the eggs
II oae species Of domesticated birds.
three great grains-wheat rico and
maise-and I half dozen smaller and
mfuch ~ frequent ones. one hundred
Or % species Of Asher and shall nsh.
60 sseass, ! dozen or 20 starch-ccn-
falnins roots and tubers, only two Of
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NIE
y xsriNoca @ayG Avaye 0ousnt
yo0 maQA 3 regular loo " y.4.
over all OF EN-. FIRST your enauten.
now theirs.
II Toes aat after "a Up
II I oughter get q honorsDla o,s
chdrEc, agrceu ippiu
did tell you that I~saisy-thats joe
younsest--went TO her HIST party sat-
urdayg She looked awiui cute. !
think she's going to favor my SISTER
Folly. that died. On. there re an niee
children, nut o cant oegin . reai'@e
now relieved l am 10 gel away iro"
al o. emf !.
Il think can murinnred
Rogers Win a shuuuer .hat was 10
on NET irieho ! cou'uh. pu' Wy "'
wnat YOU nave zen seeohus' -
no, doh I you Mouiu' "ai
garet, sara MRS, .'r,ppls nou
but 9 40 tolerate nesp iioni 'ne
SIX cats anu ~screechihs pafrol VI sou !.
mat ~oold put ms IA me e'"As no"'
go,
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Willing Hands.

There is a good story going the
rounds in Pittsburg OF a young man,
formerly a stock.broker, who dropped
many thousands in speculation during
the early spring.
One night, shortly after going to
bed, the Pittsburgh was awakened by
strange signs. AT his first motion to
jump up he was greeted by a hoarse
voice. III you stir, you're a dead
mani" it said. I'm looking for mon
ey."
In that case" pleasantly answered
the erstwhile Spectator, kindly al
low me TO arise and strike a light. |
shall deem 1t a favor to be permitted
to assist In the search."-Harper's
Weekly -
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you not to say You saw me going. The
fact Is, Tom, I'm tuckered out, and ]
guess | need a change"
Good for you, granny" he encour
aged. Where you going?"
Wherever the notion strikes me-
she said airily. That's it'll don't
want any set rules to go by"
"Mother'd love to have you come
and stay at our house, lie said hos
pitably.
"And | could hem lunch doilies to
take up my mind" said grandma
tartly. "No, thank YOU"
Tom began to laugh immoderately.
do you know what old Gen. Beach
am called you the other day when he
was up to our house?"
WHAT" asked Grandma Crippln
eagerly.
HE said sou had been the gracious
| wardrobe mistress to the stork for two
generations and that you ought to be-
gin to enjoy life pretty quick"
That's exactly what I concluded
remarked Grandma Crlppin. "You
can walk as far as the depot with me
II It amt out Of your way"
"No, Margaret Rogers, IT'S good Of
you to want me to stay with you, but
I intend going around-a day here and
a day there, free to go and come as
feel like 1t. / should have flown II
| hadn't Just cut out when l did. There's
| quite a number Of places | want to &c
and things I expect to see, before
start back"
How long you expect to be away
| Sallie?" questioned Margaret.
Maybe a month" announced Grand
ma Crippin deiiantly. Longer II
feel like It."
what ever'll they all do without
you 70 long?r demanded her friend In
astonishment.
They'll have to manage somehow
said Mrs, Crippin c~omplacently. IL
should be taken. they'd have to. ! tel
you what. Margaret, I've shaved fol
the whole lot long enough. But W.
come to my nse at last"
"How's BeMte?" asked Margaret
rShe always was my favorite."
"Bessie Is well enough. guess
said Grandma CrIppin souriy. ! Just
about run her house. You know Bessie
turned out to Be = lot like her fathel
-she turned out 70 be . very pool
housekeeper."
.Are Lurelia's children al well?
followed up Margaret.
IA wen a. could Be expected Will
| Ftank down With the measles, littlt
nary recovering from = broken arm
ana the baby getting IT. teeth. Sha
wanted ~ 70 come over and take carr
cf May, but I inst thought they coult
hirs ! nurse.s y may round hard
fS6ar1od but I ~ n eomest y - -
Ga5ek uogefe.
ia ycu'vs " ycsr metsls y
DGllis rsssls.r auJasHded ~ fFleal
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u STORY.

u7ITH fierce determination David
w sealed the letter he had been in
scribing on the roll OF parchment be-
fore him, and turning sharply upon
the man standing near, he said:
"Deliver this into the hand Of Joab.
captain Of the hosts OF Israel. Delay
not"
There was harshness almost Of en-.
NIFTY in the voice Of the king as he
spoke, so much in contrast to the ia
miliar, patronizing manner In which
Ne had greeted him ON the day before
that Urah started vis!bly. He hest,
tated as he placed the parchmeh
within the folds Of his robe, and the
king, In evident irritation, said,
sharply:
THAT is ALT"
With soldlerly dignity and pTeci-
sion Ufah bowed low and strobe
from the apartment without a word.
He had wondered at the strange In
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may regret. I can't imagine what
you got to make little OF my
dear grandchildren, and as for my
sons wife, | couldn't ask for better.
Living alone as you have has mads
you sorter narrow, Maggie. But, | Will
say, it's nothing to do with my sons
ard their families nor my daughters
ar their'n. This that takes me home
is purely OF a personal nature
"Oh, you let your insurance lapse-"
demanded Margaret, now at home and
sympathetic. We'll, OF course. ! won't
urge you to stay cause your place
would burn to the ground sure as
you're born. What company are you
in?"
ut isn't that, Margaret admitted
Mrs. Cfippin, who couldn't dissemble.
But there's n number OF other things
just as important"
do they steal your green stun
suggested Margaret, eagerly. "A gar
denis nice, but it's such a care. Thieves
DOLubl inc Illt Onl VI Iut.
Its not the garden, exactly said
Mrs. Crippin. family. "Oh, I'd be glad
OF a cup of tea to brace me up; thanks.
Margaret. But I'm afraid it'll put You
to trouble. Well, as l was saying, !
feel / must get back and look after
things. Are you putting up much this
| year, Maggie?"
Nothing but some plums and a few
other things answered Margaret.
1--WE tried to get some tomatoes rea
sonable; / always set more store by
my tomatoes than anything else"
Il dunno why It's, but my folks all
think no ones preserves can touch
Grandma Crippin's. Margaret. I'm go
Ing to give you that hat Of mine with
the lavender on It. Somehow 1t don't
set good on my head"
Il declare 1t looks AZ II the door was
Just grinning at me pleased as Punch"
muttered Grandma. Crippin. fumbling
in her handbag for the key. "wcll, II
hain't half as pleased rs l be. Homes
the best place after all-especiaily for
old folks. I'm glad to get back to my
own bed, I can tell you. There comes
the children. Bless their little hearts!
Hello, hello. All Of grandma's little
lambs. Just wait till you sec what
I've brought for all Of grandma's an.
gels"
The Cherry. The next morning
Grandma Crippin started out with new
enthusiasm TO do for the children"
Copyright, 1907, by w. q. Chapman.)
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which-the potato and the rnanisc--
are Of real international Importance,
twenty or thirty fruits. forty or fifty
vegetables make up ~twothirds OF the
food supply Of the inhabitants of the
world.
Instead Of wondering at the variety
and profuseness OF the human food
supply the biologist is rather inclined
to calculate with the London footman
immortaIized by John Leech. who,
when told by the cook that there
would be mutton chops for dinner and
roast beef for supper, exclaimed:
Nothing but beef. mutton and pork
pork, mutton and beef! Hin my opin.
ion, hits Ugh dime some new mammal
was invented"
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Not a III .. a. lmproylser.

"Did you ever hear anybody impro-
%viseY" he asked.
IN TO-" said she, and he sat down TO
the plapo and improvised for about an
hour and a half. AT the end Of that
time he turned around. his face fun
Of expression, and said to her:
what do you think OF III"
lovely" she exclaimed. "Beautl-
full! | never heard anything like III"
But this is what she said TO tho hall
boy when he was gone:
III that long. lank lunatic who Inn
provis SEES asks for me again, you tell
him am out"
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Grandma Cfippsn Who Has Been 'Pu! Upon"

Il declared" sighed Grandma Grip
q as she put down the note and re-
moved her spectacles, I'm going to
start q grandmothers' union and go
on a strike! 1 don't mind dom for 'em
in reason, but they do certainly put
upon me-" She scowled at the bearer
of the note. Susie's youngest girl.
MA says you've Just got to come"
stated that young person decisiyely.
One must use o certain severity in
dealing with grandmothers.
you can run along home and tell
your ma I'll be owe SOC as l get my
own work out Of the way" sighed
Mrs. Crippen. Eyes, you a have a
nice warm cookie, but don't gulp 1t
all down in n mouthful as II you
never got nothin' to eat to home.
I.awzy. l dunno as you dol" she add
ed more kindly. Don't stop to play
on the road. Goodbye"
The old lady dried a platter in an
distracted manner and gaxed longing
IL out Of the open window.
ITS the kind of weather that does
old bones good to get out in the sun"
she commented. If | didn't have to
go over to Susie's to help-why. good
landamassy! / clean forgot all about
I4urelia! l told her last week Thurs
day-no, 1t was a Friday-that I'd be
over to help her on Daisy's party
dress. L can't 60 both places to oncet
that sorneone knocking? Seems
as II l get deafer and deafer every
day I Hive. Oh, It's Baby! Is that you,
dear? Well give gamma a nice big
man. And to think he came all the
way over by himself % see me! what?
Ton didn't come to e me? Of-hum.
A note from your mother. What's up
now?" she grumb!ed, seeking her spec
facies. "Hum--just as thought. Well.
I've been imposed upon just about
once too often!'
Posed onT' queried little Tommy
jessup. regarding ms grandmother
arxieusiy- -.
~ seemed IKE someihihs ina Hisht
De zone Win a supper, a oirch SUCK
or q mercliess nand
res imposeu upoh. stoutiy a"rin'
cd Mrs Crippen. what ~ouid you
40. bany! she asked notihg ms sen
GUS expression.
iuh way 70 an ma mousse! ne
triumpnahlly.
III run away from 6 an ma
housed she exclaimed as If inspired.
It's Just about time 0 SOM COM
Tort, and I'm goin' to!"
Mary Mullin. ! want something
youngish In a toque; IT won't do a par
sicie Of good for you to trot out any
stringed old-women's bonnets for |
WON'T have part o parcel of 'em!"
snapped Grandma Crippen as she
nuffed up her "front piece prepara-
tory to trying on
Now here's something" began the
milliner enthusiastically.
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Hint 70 OIssppointed Wives.

II you are disappointed In your hus-
band after yor are married, remember
that It ID Just possible be 10 quite a.
much disappointed IN you. Human
nature ID faulty. and II IL well to bear
in mind that there h usually blame 1t.
tached to both sides, and that what We
al have TO do u To make the best d
one another ~ We are, rather than u,
msnt that others are not prefect-
Chicago JouynaL
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euWraojsts, pIaInt.

The work Of women has never been
acknowledged 1t IT. full value either
In the industrial, social o political
world. The opinion still survives
among men that women are forecr
dained for service, that theirs b ~
work v be acknowledged and repa1d,
but : s1rt n divinsly imposed duty.
-Tsresa Bnington 0rslg. n Fost
niShuy RevieE. 4 VI
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sERMoNgrTE.

hour made David a murderer.
J Little did he think on that first
! night Of pleasure 70 what awful
, depths his sin was to lead him.
J But the pathway Of sin leads
!, downward and ever farther and
! farther Iway from God. Ono
, wrong step 10 taken in the de-
, sire to crafty some unhoiy long
, ing and then a dozen more
, steps are found necessary In the
, attempt to cover up the traces
, of the sinful conduct.
, The progressiveness OF sin Is
, one Of its most striking char
I acteristics. No n starts out
, with the purpose, or sven ex-
} p~eetation, Of becoming a MUIR
, derer. The boy with his first
I glass, or his first night out
! In questionable companionship,
! does not stop to think what the
} full fruition Of his first mis-
7 step may be. The man who
{ takes his first fling at specula-
: ton does not see himself a. I'M
} bezxler behind the bars, dis
} grace and suffering brought
/ upon his innocent wife and chill.
\ dren. He begins with the ex.
, ~pectation Of winning and ae-
J curing riches quickly. Perhaps
Z he does win and 10 tempted to
( 90 In more heavily. He loses,
: and then borrows that he may
, speculate further to retrieve his
Z losses. Again he loses. He
( must have money to pay the
I loan. He betrays his trust and
5 takes the money he needs from
, his employer, or from funds en-
Z trusted to his care, expecting to
< pay Il back as soon az his luck
5 turns, as he says. And so Il
} goes on, step at a time, until
z at last he 10 ruined beyond the
( hope Of recovery. And SO Il lie
D with any sinful course upon
, which one may enter.
~ II takes 40 lies to cover up
the first lie told, so Is II with
3 other forms Of sin, II takes In.
, Vulnerable wrongs 10 cover up
. and hide the first wrong done.
< But what folly for the soul TO
4 think that II can cover and hide
3 It's sin. "Be SURE your sin will
2 find you out" Is the solemn
warning Of Scripture.
< And again Gods Word de-
. clares that "he that covereth his
D sins shall not prosper"
z What utter folly then for the
( human heart to 90 bllndIy on In
3 sin, thinking that II car deceive
? God and man. Some day all the
. sinful conduct will be revealed
K In all its awfulness.
\ The power to resist sin Is
D weakened the farther one goes
2 on in his sinful course. In
. Proverbs 5:22 the sins are
. iikened unto cords that bind
3 one.
0 There comes to mind the
z story Of CULVER In the land Of
x the Liiliputs. The tiny erea.
tures bound the great giant
3 with their frall, filmy threads,
q which he might have blown
( away with a breath, but which
In the aggregate formed a strong
3 cord which covered him like a
D web and rendered him power.
z less to resist the attacks Of his
little enemies. So Is II with sin.
4 Let US remember, also, that
) however much we may deceive
D the world, we cannot deceive
God. "My sins are not hid from
thee" exclaims the psaImlst.
5 Neither more are yours and
mine.
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Reason This Out.

An English qnarryman was charged
with assaulting n Of his mates, and
when the cas wal carried into court,
an eyewitness Of the occurrence gave
enc curious evidence.
"He TUX a pick an he TUX q pick"
the witness began, "an' he hit him
wild his Pick, an he hit him Wild his
pick; an II he'd hit him wild bis 40
hard az be hit him wild his. he'd have
q killed him, and not him him."
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from kidney trou-
bles, My back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
sharp, shooting
pains. My eyesight
was poor, dark spots
appeared before me,
and had dizzy
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TEN A OF PAIN.
Unable 10 Do Even Homework Be.
cause Of Kidney Troubles.

Mrs. Margaret Emmerich. of Gin.
ton St., Napoleon, O.. says: "For
fifteen years ! was a great sufferer