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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

"rhat famous temperance reformer
Francis Murphy" said n Pittsburg
man, "had many m odd adventure In
the course of his very useful life. He
once told me of II ease where drink
Ing man with n neat Joke got for the
moment little the better of him In nm
argument The mnn WIS n cmbman,
II bon VlVant. famous for his wine eel
lar, and Mr. Murphy read him n strong
lecture on the drink evil. But the bon
Vivant only smiled. shook his head and
said:
Well, MIR. Murphy, | have seen
many II pleasant party around n table.
but | have never seen one around
pump -" Cincinnati Enquirer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

An honest ennntrNman. anxious to
explore the wonders of the British
museum obtained n special holiday
short time since, Accordingly, taking
with him couple of friends. he pre-
scented himself NJ the door for admit
lance.
"No admission today. sir" said the
keeper
"But | must come In. I've II holiday
on purpose"
NO matter This is IL close day,
and the museum Is shut"
WHAT snid John Amt this pub
lie propcrty?'
Yes but one of the mummies died
n few days ago, and we are going to
bury him"
"0h, in that ease we won't intrude,'
said John In IA hnshed voice, SO he re-
tired. London Fit Bits
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23
His Consolation.

John and Willie are twins. Their
best friend and playfellow is Archie,
who Is gifted with red hair and n hot
temper one day they quarreled and
Archie started home In huif The
unsympathetic twins called after him.
Red head. red head Archie seemed
not 10 hear until the insult wns re
peatel Then he turned and called
back. Don't care II ann red headed
| amt twins, aud folks can tell me
apart" Grand Forks Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23
Satisfied.

A seedy looking loafer, having or
dered and eaten large and sumptuous
dinner. explained to the waiter that h.
had no money The waiter imme
diately told the restaurant proprietor
who sent Tor Il policeman. The pro-
prietor. going mp 70 The unwelcome
guest explained that h had sent for a
policeman
aihaHh goodness. you didn't send
for stomach pump" the seedy one
replied with Il huge contentment-Il-
Illustrated Rits.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23
Where Fat Is Beauty.

In Tunis when man wants to take
another wife he picks out girl and
then carries to her father pair of
bracelets and pair of anklets from
one of the other ladies of his house
hold. The bracelets and anklets are
slipped on the young woman. and sew
eral months are allowed for her fat
tening She must fatten until she
completely fills the four ornaments or
otherwise the man has a right to re-
fuse her. for in Tunis fat is beauty,
and permanently slender girl has no
chance of marriage
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

TAKE NOTICE

That the managers of Mount Hope Cemetery
Association are determined to prevent the
stealing or spelling of flowers, vases and re-
cepticles for flowers, and the breaking of or
naments, or any spoliation of the grounds
of the cemetery, that have been set aside for
sacred use; all of which is strictly pro-
hibited.
They will give a reward for the arrest and
conviction of any one guilty of the violation
of the cemetery rules and regulations.
BY order of the
BOARD OF MANAGERS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23
Lacking In Humor.

Little Robbie was entertaining Mr..
Geezeley while Miss Tripperson was
upstairs adjusting her back hair and
giving her face a few final dabs with
the powder puff
MY sister says you amt got no idea
of humor." said Robbie.
Indeed" Mr.. Geezeley returned.
when did she say that"
"Jist after you was here the last
time. She said she seen you lookin'
at yourself in the mirror several times,
and you never laughed wunst '-Cleye-
land Leader
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.
Estate of SARAH Quick, Deceased

Pursuant to the order of George +. Hanson
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon, made
on the twenty-second day of May, A. ID. one
hereby given to all persons having claims
against the estate of Sarah Quick
late of the County of Hunterdon, deceased,
to the subscriber, executor of said deceas-
ed, within nine months from the date of said
order; and any creditor neglecting to bring
in and exhibit his or her claim under oath or
affirmaticnl, within the time SO limited, will
be forever barred of his or her action there
for against the said Executor.
Dated May ~, A. d. 1907.
JOHN r. TREWIN
Executor
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His Consolation.

Mr.. Justcott- Why what are you
crying about, dear? Mrs. Justcott--
oh, George, The mice have got into
the pantry and eaten up beautiful
cuStarl pie made myself Mr.. Just.
cott-There. there. Don't cry over
Cav little mice-Cleveland Leader.
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REGAL Maanificence.

''rhe Muckroyds have new fat. I
believe"
Eyes. and it is something magnif-
cent too, The bathroom is SO spacious
that ii is possible to have two Turkish
towels In it ut once" -Judge
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23
Very Steady.

Relative Well, sincerely hope you
will be happy with him, Mandy. Is
he steady young man? Miss Mandy
Steady! My goodness. Aunt Judy.
he's been coming to see me for more
than eleven years.-L London Punch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

"pcah me, Miss Mahala, who's dc
swell gemmen wet don TUX yo' out
walklu'f
"nat gcnHncnt He's de one what Is
financed tub me Mistah Iohnsing"-
baltimore American
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23
Mother and Son.

Mother Nuw. You sit down in that
chair and he good for ten minutes.
son don't want to PAN he nome
in ten minutes, and III have TO be
good anyway Judge
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

Guest hear you are going to give
up housekeeping Host Sh-not SO
loud! My wife wants 10 have the
satisfaction of diseharging the cook
Puck
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

\ noble heart. like the sun. showeth
its greatest countenance In its loves.
estate Sidney.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

While we are considering when to
begin II is often too late TO act-Qnin-
lillian
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

The real Bread-MAcKAY's Spec
ial every afternoon.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-10-23

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured 10y
Halls Catarrh Cure
L. J, CHENEY Il co, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known f. j
Cheney for the last Il years and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac-
tions and financially able TO carry out any obli-
cations made by his firm.
WALpING, kINNAN Il MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testim mails sent free
Price 70 cents per bottle. Sold by all drug.
gists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Bolivar County Democrat., 1907-07-27
NOTICE.
In Re Dissolution OF the Rosedale

In Re Dissolution OF the Rosedale Ice
Co.
Whereas, heretofore, the Rosedsle Ice
Company. a corporation duly incorpor-
ated and existing under and bv virtue
Of the laws of he state OF Mississippi aud
.!omiciled in he town oi Rosedale in the
said state. did file a petition i'll the chan
Gerry court OF Bolivar county i'll the said
state, praying the dissolution Of the cor
poration aforesaid, as provided under
aud bv virtue of the laws of the said
state, and,
Whereas. thereafter and on 21st dav
ofMay, 1907 the said petition came on to
he heard and the said Chancery court OF
Bolivar county. Mississippi, did make
and enter decree appointing the under
signed, Henry bngan. w. A. Stone and
.larionAllen .liquidators for the purpose
OF liqudating the affairs the Rosetlale
Ice Co. and selling and disposing Of its
property as is authorized and directed
under and by virtue of the laws of the
state OF Mississippi in such cases made
and provided. and
Where's. the said decree authorized
aud directed the said liquidatorS. afore
said, to sell and dispose nl all the assets
nt the ko>edale Ice COMPANY i, Guiding
the real estate and plant Of the said Cor
porat;ou. and.
Whereas the said lio,.idators. in com.
plicuce with the terms Of The decree
entered into bond as proyided therein !:
Now then in consideration OF the ,re-
mi.es. notice is hereby given. that we.
the UNDERSIGNED lioudotors. will on the
5th day OF August, 1907, being the first
Monday of The said month. nroeced 10
sell at public outcry to the highest bid.
der for cash and at The front. or ives
tern door of the court house in the town
of RoscdoIe county of Roliyar. state of
Mississippi. between the hours OF
ii A. NJ. and T. p NJ the
following described property. sit
uate in the town of kosedale. county OF
Bolivar and state of Mississippi. to-wi,:
All lots two, three and six and all that
mart oflot seven which lies east of the
/ Railroad right of way. and a strip two
and one half feet wide off the north side
| of Iots one f,r and five. nil the said
lands being located in block No. l.. Bowie
nnncx to The town of Eosefale above
The Bolivar County Democrat., 1907-07-27
SEALED BIDS WANTED.

Pursuant to nm order of the board Of
supervisors of Bolivar county. Missssis-
sippi. made ard passed at regular
meeting OF said board, held in the town
ut Rosedale. first, district OF said coun'
ty. on Monday. the LIST day OF Iuly' A.
ID. 1907. notice is hereby given that the
undersigned clerk of said board will. at
his office in the town ct Cleveland, Miss,
until 2 o clock NJ OF Monday, the Sd
dnv of Au. ust, A. y. 1907. receive seal
ed bids TOR lor the erection OF said brid-
ges i'll accor, ance with plans and specfi-
cations now ou iIIc with the clerk OF this
board to wit.
Number l. For building two bridges
across havors in section IL, township
~ mt point where pubic road running
West from Shelby crosses said BAYOU
No. 2. For building dirt dump on
public road from Duncan to Satchtield's.
in lien OF the bridge recently advertised
for; bids to for given price per cubic
to be built aceo, ding to plans and speci-
fcatiOns.
All bi,ldsrs for the work INST file wi Il
with suretics To be approved by the
board, and c",Alitloned according to
law, tor the faithful performance ofthe +
contract. said bond to lie in penalty
double the an cunt of the sum bid; and
said work must De ,lt ne in a manner
subject to the approval of said board
The board reserves the right to reject
any and all bid.
This. the Isl dav Of July. A. D. 1907.
L. e. EDWARDS, Clerk.
BY r. B. JOHNSON, D. C.
The Bolivar County Democrat., 1907-07-27
YOUR LIVER

is out of order. You go to bed in Il bat
iumor and get up with a ha't tastc in
vour month. You want something to
stmulutc your liver. just try Hcrblne,
the liver regulator. A positive cure Z
Consumption, Dyspepsia and all liver
complaints. Mrs. F., TT. Worth, 7 X
as, writes:
Have used Herbine in my family for
years. Words can't express what l
think about it. Every body in my house
hold are happy and well. and wc owe
it to Herbine.
Chaney Drug Co.
The Bolivar County Democrat., 1907-07-27

a good and efficient 'official. This
District is entitled to three Justices,
and there are Eve or six candidates.
The gentlemen now serving are
J. A. Cooper of Beulall, Robert Ar
mold of Malvina, and J. w. Davis
of Cleveland, all of whom have
announcedments in THE DEMO
GRAFT.
The Bolivar County Democrat., 1907-07-27
CURES CHILLS AND FEVER.

G. w. Writ. Naeoglochcs. Texas,
says: Ills daughter had chills aud ie-
yer tor three Years he could not find
anything that would help her till he
used Herbine His wife will not keep
house without it, and cannot say too
much for it," 5oc Chanev Dru" Co
The Bolivar County Democrat., 1907-07-27
Local News.

August is the day and Charles
Scott is the man.
The good old summer time is
right here right now.
+. NJ. Hight is visiting friends
at Fall Back this week.
]. L. Gee was Vcksburg Wis
itor Sunday and Monday.
Cha: les Clark made flying visit
to Cleveland Friday night.
S. J. Jones, candidate for Treas
urer, was again in our city FRIDAY.
Miss Mary Kirk, of Gunnison,
was the guest of Rosedale friends
this week.
A. F. Goza was at home Sun
day, after a weeks canvass for chan
cery clerk.
Miss Mary Yerger, Of Friars
Point, is the guest of Miss Nay
Peal Scott.
Miss Eva Canada returned Thurs
day from Il weeks visit to Greeu-
vile 1elltives.
Miss Susie I.awler, of Greenville,
was the guest of her uncle, J. w.
Oursler, this week,
Guy Allen, Crawford Warfeld,
d. ]. Alien are expected to call
at Ginnison tomorrow.
Mr.. and Mrs. Isom ] o,.es are
here for visit, and the I'D relia-
bic will be with the Charles SCOTS
for awhile.
S T Rucks, of Cleveland, candi-
date for sheriff, was i'll Rosedale
several days this week mixing with
the voters.
Rife CLANCY, of Rosedale was
the guest of relatives and frienIs
here Saturday evening g.--Cleveland
Enterprise.
Mrs. II. o. Hopkins and two
children, and Mrs. Ward Guy, are
visiting their brothers, Allen and
Hugh Gary.
Miss Fadgie Montgomery, of
Rosedale, was the guest of her sis
ter Mrs. T. II. Moore, Sunday
evening. Cleveland Enterprise.
We have our campaign rooster
in fine shape and he will crow loud
and long next week. Look for
him and listen to him.
I. /. Sanders, of Cleveland, can
didate for the Board of Supervisors
from the Third District, was in our
city the first of the week.
Jno. L. Gill has been making
quick tour of the county during
the last ten days talking to the
voters about tile Treasurers Office.
Misses May Pearl Scott, May
Yerger, May Jones, Mary Kirk,
attended house party at Ben
Lombards, at Hillhouse, this week.
Preaching at Baptist church
every lst and 3rd Sundays at II
a. m. and SIS p. NJ. Rev. ]. w.
Elliott, pastor, of Gunnison, will
give half time here.
Mrs. A. A. Armistead and Miss
Erminy left today for Kentucky
where they will spend several weeks
with friends. Senator Moore went
as far as Memphis with them.-
Cleveland Enterprise.
Hon. Fontaine Jones came over
from Rosedale Monday evening
and remained over Tuesday. He
has a large circle of friends in
Cleveland who are alwliys glad to
see him. Cleveland Enterprise,
]. w. Davis. Of Cleveland, an
nounces this week as candidate
for Justice of the Peace of the Third
District. Nj. Davis now holds the
Office and. during his term has made
The Bolivar County Democrat., 1907-07-27
Welcome

Yesq Cd welcome you store.
We want to ocone and make yourself at home.
goods and for yourself just
carefully everything selected of good quality
composed. @
This quality applies everything stock especially Brush
Tooth Rubber
Goods.
Everything usually found well conducted modern Drug
IS awaiting your selection
Keep IL mind that quality is wachword
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-29
DAVIDSON WINS IT
ON FIELD GOAL TRY
Virginia Military Institute Out
plays Carolinians, but Loses
on tumble.
Especial to The TImes-pispa.eh.l

ROANOKE, VA, November 2s.-In
one OF the fastest games played in the
South this year, Davidson defeated Nir-
ginia Military Institute by the score
of 10 to here to-day. The result was
in doubt al tho time, and the e9ns sa :,
n shade the better of the Tarheels on
the defensive. while the latter seemed
TO be slissiy, stronger as on 9ffensiss
made on a fumbled forward pass and
run through clear field. the Insti--
tute,s by an end run u. failed
inent, while Davidson's one try. scored.
Davidson won the toss and defended
the south goal. The ball see,saMed
soa i fifsee enas f1 Inc, where Boyle
made an unsuccessful try for goal. AT
ter the ball was kicked out. the cadets
ward pass was fumbled. and Denny.
touchdown. Elliott kicked goal; The
half ended with the ball ~ IN ] pavidson's
In the second half the cadets had
the bah in Davidson's territory most
Of the time. Davidson reaching strik,
Ing distance q the t Institutes tdnn goal
age Of for a pretty goal from the field.
Before this Massie, of the cadets,
had circled right end and gone through
In the last fifteen minutes of play
the cadets were several times within
twenty yards of pavidson's goal, but
Were unable to carry the ball over.
falling In a place kick also.
Alassie. Doyle. Porter. Mclean and
Fray starred for Y. N. II. Ederton.
Denny and Elliott for Davidson. The
D i5 Positions. v. NJ. i.
Wilkinson. right end ...... Ward
Clark.
Dunn. I. 49,. right tackle. Beidler
Daniels. .....right guard. -. Wtckham
Edgerton. Capt. centre. .lIancock
Moore. left tackle. ......5. Fray
Klutz. left end ALEXANDER
Elliott. quarterback. !. Doyle
James. 49,. left halfback. Massie: Capt.
Denny. right halfback. Porter
Davant.
Morton fullblack .i.....,. Mclean
Observation-Disclosures, Denny. Field
goal Elliott. Goals from touchd downs
|Doyle, Elliott. officials - Cannon
:(Hampden-s Sidney. referees; sawrie
|(virginia). Umpire: Byrd ". N. ID:
head linesman. Time OF halves 80 and
Inlnu teS.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-29
COACH WILLIAMS TALKS.
Man Who Developed ". +. l. Eleven Graft.
fled Mt the Results

Mr. G. r.. Williams. University of yir-
sinia. l30o-'e1. who coached the victorioas
eleven. made the following statement after
the game yesterday: -
The best team Won. The strain orcn-
Stored by the Navy game showed It's effect
OF the p. j. team ut times. and had a
tenoency to take away The dash which was
shown in other games. 1t was effort
10 the team 10 keep Itself up to the full
sucnsth OF its ability. This was shown by
the playing of the team in the beginning o.
the second half. The team was not as ag-
eressive in its defense as In the first half.
The V. r. l. realized that there was only
u few seconds more time and, thercfor,..
MCSeil's dash came as surprise to them.
although Mcneil had displayed his ability
Ito carry the ball all during the game. and
was looked upon as dangerous man, being
decidedly tho star. but DiTendaIe played
thu best game Of any man on the field
The V. +. j. team go out of training, to-
right after most satisfactory and sue
ceGsfuI season. For young team the men
have rather u remarkable record.
The work of both the officials. Mr.. Poe
and Mr.. Gasa, was highly satisfactory TO
10th teams.
The playing of Sheppard. Richmond
hoy. at quarter and his brilliant work IN
GrcI ping three goals in four attempts is
very creditabe to him and gratifying to all.
He also ran ,he team with fine Judgment.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-29
KAUFMAN wins IN
SULLIVAN MATCH
Victor Gets Decision on Merits,
but Lacks Power to
Finish.

san FRANCISCO, CAL. November
as.-Al Kaufman. of this city, was
awarded the decision over Jack (Twln)
sullivan, of Boston, at the end OF TWEEN.
ty-fiva rounds at the Colma Athletic
Club this afternoon. AS Referee Roche
rendered his decision In favor of kauf-
man. Sullivan threw his arms around
Kaufman and kissed him on the cheek.
The fight up to the tenth round was
practically an even affair. After that,
however, kaufman forged to the front
and was never in danger again. Sulll-
van did his hest work In the early
rounds and for a time 1t looked as
though he might win.
4 1t was II give and take affair up to
tho tenth, with Sullivan having the
better of 1t. In the sixteenth round
kaufman cut loose He forced suit
other landing almost atiwill With lefts
and rights to the jaw. He tried to
put Sullivan out. and in doing so
weakened himself and showed that he
knock-out punch,
From this time on. one round was a
repetition OF the other. sullivan show
ed greet gamte,n nEt threushout the bal
4, IN almost every one Of The, follow
Ing rounds II seemed certain he must
go to tho mat from tho Rcuelllng
jaw. but he always toed the scratch.
although apparently lin great distress
File stalled continually to save himself
from punishment. XIII
Kaufman thereafterFdevoted his at
ltacks to Sulllvan's stomach, and dur
Ing. the last few rounds. put III, several
vicious punches, amy one OF which
seemed powerful enough to put out
any ordinary man. RI
The fight. In so tar as Kaufman was
concerned, was u great disappointment
yeopcd the fact that tho Californian
does not by far display the lhlnrNon-
Ship callbro wlth Which he has been
srealt ts !lls Ils,t aiso aey;S2psa the
yicionsness. After the fight sullivan
claimed she had injured his right hand
during the. sixth round hut II such was
the case 1t was not apparent ia the
spectators. Kaufman clearly ontfought
sullivan in all hut Il few rounds.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-29
RICHMOND BEATS
WILLIAM AND MARY
The Colonials Were Outclassed
in Last Half by Men from
This City.
ToucHDowNs CANE FAST
Waite Scored Second on sensa-
tional Northumberland
Sprint to Goal.
T0UcADoWNs CANE FAST

~
NEWPORT NEWS. VA. November
2s.-The football team OF Richmond
College defeated the eleven of William
and Mary here to-day in a beautiful
game at Casino Park by q score of
IS to 0. The victorious team scored
eighteen points in the first half. The
victory was a triumph of fast and
clever team play. and was we'll de-
served.
In the first fifteen minutes OF play
the ball WAS kicked from one side to-
the other the honors being about
equally divided between Atkins and
Feuerstine. Richmond's goal how
ever, was never In danger. William and
Mary being able once only during the
entire game TO work the ball to within
thirty-tive yards of the goal.
! Atkins attempted two field goals,
and missed both by less than yard.
Richmond wen the toss. and chose
to defend the east goal. Lankfor.1
kicked to Dovell. who advanced the
ball ten yards. Riclmond's line held.
Doveil Kicked high. Louthan sisualeti
for fair catch, thus keeping w. and
MS ends from interfering with him.
The ball was then put In play by
scrimmage on w. and Ms forty i've
yard line. On the third down the ball
was given to Thraves. who made eight
yards. Louthan, on a SIX tackle run,
made eight more. Waite gained the
required two. w. and NJ. took a brace
Continued on Eight Page.)