Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1907-01-08
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The names of the new Spanish Cab
met are familiar to those who buy the
two-for-a-quarter brands-w Washington
INES.
IL men spent half as much money on
philanthropy as they do on politics. this
would be a pretty nice world
York Press.
What's the matter with Kansas? This
time it is that the ears of corn are too
long to go into the shelters.
York Tribune.
President Roosevelt said that if the
simplified spelling did not prove accept
able he would abandon it. Well?-Chi,
cago Tribune.
When there is an appetite there is
way In prohibition Kansas. it is said,
they sell beer in plugs. like tobacco
New York Tribune
It's astonishing what lot of money
man could have made if he had trust
ed to luck instead of relying on judg-
ment-New York Press.
They are arresting Councilman in
PittSburg for bribery. Well if that's
going to spread what a time there will
be Philadelphia Press.
Eight McCarthys ran for Office in
Boston, but only three were elected.
The Hub should create more offices at
New York Herald.
There is no question OF race suicide
with the head of the Mormon Church.
with his five wives and fosty-dye chill
dren.- Philadelphia Record
Marie Corelli is convinced that mod
ern woman is not ready for the suf-
frage Certainly not. If she was she'd
have Philadelphia Inquirer
If the President uses the big stick on
the Lumber Trust he may make it
abandon its says nothing. but saw
wood" policy.-New York Herald.
The woman who boldly declares that
she will find the North Pole is well
aware that there isn't mouse in the
Arctic Circle Philadelphia Ledger.
1t is easy enough to become famous
All you have to do is heave rock at
marriage the family or the Ten Com
mandments.-New York Evening Sun.
The name of the new postmaster of
Honolulu is Kapohakimoheva. 1t beats
everything how those Irish grab off all
the political plums. New York Herald.
SO rapid is the march of prosperity
in the States of Washington and Ne
vada that the supply of fuel is unable
to keep up with it.--Philadelphi Rec
ord.
To spend 100000 year on clothes
is an accomplishment, but it does not
compare with the accomplishment of
spending only 5000 a year-New York
American.
1t is beginning to be suspected they
are manufacturing some of those high
waymen stories in Pittsburg just to en-
able the town to show otf.-Phladei-
phia Press.
At any rate, President Roosevelt
having seen it, we can mt least feel
assured that the Panama Zone has not
been moved from its anchorage.-New
York Press.
Justice doesn't travel on leaden heels
in Center, Texas, where criminal was
arrested tried convicted and executed
within the space of two hours.-New
York Herald.
The undertakers at Butte have form
ed a combination and' advanced the
price of funerals. That is running the
trust business into the ground. WASH
ingtol Times.
A couple of hundred French Depu-
ties left the Chamber when Boni de
Casteilane came in 1t would seem
much simpler to put Boni out.--New
York American.
Boni de Castellane says his 'matr-
monial ENHANCEMENT" has not lost him
single friend. OF course, to lose any
thing one must first have had it.-New
York American.
Andreas Dippel. the tenor has been
robbed of $4,000 worth of jewels With
this and the CarISo episode the opera
season may consider itself launched
New York Mail
Life seems to be made up of moving
the lawn when there is no furnace to
be stocked, and when there is no now
ing 20 be done of stocking the furnace
New York Press
President Roosevelt has nominated
manufacturer of tabasco sauce for Civ
il Service Commissioner Going to
make it hot for the spoi!smen Phil
adelphia North American
Secretary Bonaparte says that the
annual cost Of the navy represents
only $1.33 per capita. BY that method
of calculation a 2S0o0word presiden-
tlal message divided among $1,000 900
men, women and children looks like
too short an allowance New York
World.
1t now transpires that Senator-elect
Davis name is not Jefferson, but JEFF
fries. Perhaps that accounts for his
pugilistic procliyities. conversational as
well as Otherwise Washington Her
aid.
The war in Brooklyn over the extor
tions Of the Beef Trust takes a quepr
fornI The mob smashes the butchers
windows and then throws kerosene on
his meat. You can't seem to bust one
trust without boosting another.-New
York World.
Judge Peter S. Grosscup Of the Unit
ed States Court Of Appeals for North
ern Illinois, heartily agrees with the
view that judges should not be above
criticism. There are few more con
slant all-around critics.-New York
Sun.
What is needed to-day in America is
another Webster whose voice can echo
from ocean to ocean: And LET the