Mexico weekly ledger., 1907-03-21
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| "Father, Father Pin Rose on Me-.
| Advice is as common as earnestness
Is Uncommon.
BY removing the small obstacles
greater things are attained.
J The harder 9 man knocks the more
muscle be has In his brain pan.
| A Boston woman raps the new
woman. What traitor In the camp?
The man who is not easily discour-
aged nearly always has one more
chance.
II will soon be time TO shake the
mothballs out of the last summer
suit.
II you bite of more than you can
chew you will probably suffer with
indigestion.
Women are now acting as cabbies 10
Paris, France. This beat the panel
game all to pieces.
A dispatch states that there will be
a cut In the coal prices April first.
This joke is little premature.
A German army officer was killed re-
Gently In a duel. One OF the principles
must have made q mis-cue.
1900 men are credited with falling
In love with a Chicago girls photograph.
Is this another triumph forart9
For the party suffering with an at
tack Of exaggerated ego'' the world
begins at bis head and end at his feet.
II you believe the world owes you a
living don't wait for it to make q for.
NAL presentation. II you do you will
probably starve TO death.
A woman lawyer in Tennessee lost
her first case recently. The dispatch
did not state whether she had q good
lcry Afterwards or not.
Colleges of Courtship for the reform
OF love.making are urged by a Chicago
professor. We always thought this
class Of men were shy.
Caruso says he is going to Chicago
for good time. They must have q
more attractive monkey house there
than In New York.
Thesqueek of the rusty ''crank" and
the bray of the self-important ass have
similar locations In the chromatic
scale of public opinion.
A Psychological chemist is objecting
to a Boston physicians theory that the
soul has weight. The general opinion
is apparently that 1t is altogether too
welghty q thing to be considered
so lightly.
The baby crop In Wisconsin Is so
large that q bachelor professor is be-
coming worried and breaks into print.
He has no cause for comment. Just
think OF the endless miles walked
nightly by some OF the loving fathers
In the Badger" state.
A st. Louis girl took marriage H.
cense for a theater ticket From the
recent divorce court records there
some Of them evidently think they
are OF equal importance.
What a relief llt lis when you grow
angry at woman who sitsnear you at
the theater and persists in talking to
find the man you have Just told your
opinion to is no relation OF hers.
The Philadelphia Bulletin publish
es story about young woman of
that city waiting seven years for the
return ofllover. II be was citizen of
theQuaker city be must have hurried.
Women are indeed odd; one man
can go home and kiss his wife and she
Immediately decides that he must be
ill;another returns TO his domicile and
for goes the customary buss and bis
other half feels sure he has been drink
ing.
A strong man from France is tour
ing this country and exhibiting bis
strength By allowing a4OOO pound au
TO to run over him. His performance
is by no means unique and one need
only TO remain on busy New York Of
st Louis corner short time 10 see 4
duplicated several times.
John Guthrie will leave in the neaI
future for Seattle Washington wher'
be will probably establish himself II
business. John Is one OF Mexiooi