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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Conscience Troubled Him.

The man who applied at headquar-
ters for little help" from the charit-
able association set forth his case
with no much tact and moderation
that the secretary was, beginning to
DO favorably impressed. II can't ask
them to, do too muchp the applicant
said. modestly. "You See" he contin-
ned, In an outburst Of delicacy and in
genuousness, they paid for my we'd
ding last month. and twas real
swell one" S# S A9ig' tr@ 9f{'
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Smallest Bible Published.

Among uncommon religious books
must be classed an edition Of the Bible
Issued by the Oxford University Press.
It Is only TX inches In length and LIZ
In breadth. It has to be read by.
means Of magnifying glass-and one
is given with this tiny Bible for IS
cents.-Sunday Magazine.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Aaassiz's Criticism,

On one occasion. person. entered
Prof. Agassiz's room with a picture
which he desired to sell, .denominated
q Birds Eye View Of Cambridge.
The professor contemplated it for a
moment, lifted his eyes and said with
his characteristic accent, "Well, /
thank my God Eat am not bird"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

As "Art Day" In Tho Country. ss
The circus agent found the rural.
town deserted. where are an the
people?" he queried. "Why, stranger" =
drawlsd, the, old postmaster, "this,
here Is Art day" Art day?.. And
have YOU an art gallery In this. town."
"Oh, no; but the whole settlement has
turned out to see one Of those city
artists sketch a sass'prilly ad. on.
Jason Whetley's barn." ~ a s.ag
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Sausage Machine Drama.

There is a department of modern
drama" which resembles nothing so
much as a sausage machine; the good
meat of literature goes in, is minced
up, seasoned, and presented to our
degenerate digestions.-Isis.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
ExcIIsA of the IdIer.

There lives not man who has not
time to do all there is for him to do.
Lack Of time" and hard luck" are
Ehe whines of the man who is an idler
and who has not the push and vim to
open fortunes door.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
This is Worth Remembering.

As no one Is immune, every person
should remember that Foley's Kidney
Cure will cure any case Of kidney or
bladder trouble that 10 NOT beyond the
reach Of medioine. Pine q Bond Drug
70.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Record Take" Of Honey

. The average amount of honey taken
from an English hive is so pounds,
double the American average. The
record take" from any hive was 1000
pounds from stock Of Cyprians.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Erilla Of Success.

The woman unbecomingly clad
stands poor chance of social success
against her well-dressed sister, and It
has been question Of frocks that has
often won the day for girl or q wom-
an seeking occupation as livelihood.
New Album.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
The Law.

ne Law.
Thou shalt worship the Almighty
Dollar with all thy heart, with all
thy soul and with all thy might. This
Is the first and great commandment;
and the second Is like unto It: Thou
shalt love thy neighbor less than his
money. On these two command
ments hang all the Flaw" and its
profits.-Life.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Modesty.

The two greatest poets, Homer and
Shakespeare, have SO entirely omit
ted all mention of themselves in their
work that their very existence has
been called in. question.-Queen Eliza
beth of Roumania..
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Cunnlno and ignorance,

Cunning always has been the of.
sensive and defensive weapon OF t.
norance. Match cunning with cum
ming" only as . last resort.-Jehn A.
Rowland.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
After Takjnu.

STILL" uttered the daring young
man, rubbing his tingling cheek and
ear, 1T is better to have kissed and
been cuffed than never to have kissed
at ALI"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Progressive Chile.

Chile, which has the reputation of
being the most progressive of the
Spanish speaking countries, has over
5000 miles of railroad and 1000
miles Of telegraph.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
The New Pure Food and Drug Law

The New Pure Food and Drug Law.
We are pleased to announce that Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles Is not affected by the
National pure food and drug law as 1t
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend 1t ss q safe
remedy for children and adulh. Pine &
Bond Drug Co.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

GOLD WATCH GIVEN AWAY on
November Both, 1907, to the party draw
Ing the lucky number. Numbers given
with every five cent purchase Of cigars or
candy At Sturgeon Bros, the lucky party
getting their choice of ladies or gentle.
mems watch. These watches are worth
$22.50 each and are guaranteed for
wenIy years. 81
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
City Property For Sale.

City property, consisting Of dwellings
and vacant lots, for sale. See E. E.
Smith. II
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Get Hlah Temneraturs.

With the use of the oxy-acetylene
blowpipe a temperature Of 1000 r. ID
obtained, which is almost double that
obtained with the oxy-hydrogen fame.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

A London literary critic thinks that
laughter IL immoral. Physicians say
It Is z splendid aid to digestion. Shall
We be morally dyspeptic or immoral
~ happy?
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

Must Have Heart In Work.
Genius ID not essential to coed
nreaching, but live man is.--Phelps.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

The New Pure Food and Drug Law
Weare pleased to announce that Foley's
Honey and Tar for coughs, colds and lung
troubles Is not affected by the National
Pure Food and Drug law as 1t contains no
optics or other harmful drugs, and we
recommend 1t as safe remedy for child
rem and adults.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

The GLosE- RsPUBLIoAx's telephone
number Is "a. Call up the Office If you
have news item.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
He's Entitled to Il.

ID The dog that barks at the moon gets
the same kind Of satisfaction that IL
experienced BY weak man who SCOTS
at the work o great man does.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

!. |. .spfE 0aackerys Best Friend.
MAlian Proverb: Quackery has ma
NieaA like gullihility. aux
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
For Sale.

A good heating stove at the Post
Office. ct
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
A Daily Thoula,hs.

10 is only by labor that thought can
BE- made healthy. and only By thought
that labor can be made happy.-Rss.
kin. S
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Gossip.

Mem gossip just az much 40 the
women do. Only the men don't hold
up their hands and say: Land
sakes!"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
NEEDING The Martyr. n N,

ts e q the cause, and not the death,
sAat mskes the martyr. Napoleon.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
SAVINGS Bank pepo.lts.

IN the United States s.o27.1s2 per.
sons have deposits in savings banks.
The deposits average s4s3.7s each.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

DEWN 1EVU@V WVSt GWskIIBs
A stene house Is not 90 durable 20
one Of brick. A brick house. well cen
structsd. viii outlast one built Of
granite.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Moist spot Of the Earth.

& naiH falls on the eastern coast Of
ireland on about 2Os days in the year.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

~ Many Swlss Hessfs.
Switzerland. in proportion 10 its
sisa. has more hotels than any other
country.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

Expensive Russian Caviar.
The cost of Russian caviar, q deli.
eacy made from sturgeon roe, 10 rap.
adly advancing.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

Lazy men are always talking ahose
- - VI - - -
aWNNe ..s.kJ-ss-
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Eastern Star.

The O.tE. g., No. OF meet regularly on
the and and 18th Tuesdays, in each month.
Allme'nbers are requested 70 be present
and 9 welcome Is extended to visiting
member. f tat' s's' ~
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

b DAmascus VI To- &c "a
! Damascus 70 the first city In e
Turkish empire to be lie with elee.
tEieity and have electric street cara.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
lmpu,ss Breeds lmpuls

i Efsnkiln: It 10 easier ID sappfsss
the frat Impulse than to satisfy eli
chr follow Il. @ - -,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

ldlsnsss and industry.
italian proverb: Idleness always e.
sies industry. II
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28
Epilepsy
Fits
st. Vitus Dance

Are nerve diseases, and Unless
checked, lead to destruction Of
both mind and body. The
weak, shattered nerves must
have something to strengthen
and build them back to health.
DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine
Is q remarkable nerve tonic and
stimulant. It strengthens the,
nerves, relieves the nervous
strain, and influences refresh
ing bodybuilding sleep and
rest. Persistent use seldom
fails TO relieve these Affections.
II was taken with epileptic ats; haA
eleven In less than IL hours. ny
hs e s ss fSs eur our fn o Rsy: ~ q
4 rev worse every Day ana at lass
they had three DOCTORS nth ~ ana /
I'll Ecs worse, ny father "a h nsssd :
and Liver pills. / had taken glAly .
few doses until ], began ~ feel bsttes.
] Sook i bSEtiss, md II Eursd =
Sssra saa vel II ~ h h w !: ~ = =
s1isaR EssssiSsssSIal Z s II. " ss
q. ssss I; SssIib fs ,d on aE| iSss
I! !!s s. spS AsalsA y aYs tAl6
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-11-28

! naslaad has se.eoe persoas NO :
engle leg or arm.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Nn ba8 9ublifnut.

Die u6reie &reiie fir Seras" miro
an iiber $50 8oitofficen berianbt,
uno bot cine eroBe 8erbreitung tn
Ser 9o6bar-G epubIif Merifo, int SIT
oianer Serritorium nno Sflaboma.
SIR Girfulotions= @ebiet in Seros
eritredt it9 bon @alpelton Bis binouf
mad 9eniior, bonn 6uBerIten Often
bis no6@ @I 8oio I'M ferniten @eifen;
es i6lieBt ielbftperitdnoli9 NIT be-
ionoers 5ablrei9en 2eiern bas 6i6t-
b~eiteoelte Mittel-Geras uno Sen Siio+
nelten ein. @u6 in Merifo bat fte
cine eroBe @erbreitung.
3mei &eiienbe fino beitdnoig,
iobreirL iobrois int Sntereiie oes
8Iattes rnterpegs uno fiibren oenn-
ielben i'm 8erein nit unleren riibri-
gen 2ofaI-&genten forttp6breno ne,le
2eIer 5u.
Sn @nbetraft bieier Sotia6en lit
Die nSreie 8reiie fir Geras", mo- es
iid oarrln bot1oelt, Die beutide 9e~
b0lferung gu errei6ert bas Bette 4a-
seise-M ebinm iut Staats segas.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
TO THE PUBLIC.

The weekly issue of the''FREIE
PREssE FJER TEXAS has po-
sitively the largest circulation
of all German papers published
in the State of Texas. It is
mailed to $50 post-ofices, and
has an extended circulation in
Mexico in the Indian Territory,
and in Oklahoma.
1t c1rculates from Galveston
to Denison, from Marshall to Ell
Paso and of course mainly in
the thickly populated central
and southwestern parts of the
state. as also in Mexico.
Two tlavel1ng men and our
very active local agents are con-
tinuously adding new sub
scribers to the lists.
In consideration of these facts
the "FREIE PREssE FUER Texas
claims to be the best adver-
Using medium In the State of
Texas, when it is the object to
reach the German reading po-
pulatlon.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Sir $500 mad 9entidlanb.

Sentid : arnerifaniIde j3eitnngeu
mer6en I'M olten @oterlan6 nit aro-
Bem Sntereiie geleien neil fie fi6
fret ausipre1en nnb b6ufig bon bril-
ben mebr Neuigfeiten utto 0a6ridten
bringen, ols Die oeuti6en 3eitungen
ielbff. Die uSreie Yreiie fir Eeras4
lit oriiben iiberaa, pobin fie gefanot
miro, Elm iebr germ eeiebener @oit
uno fam ii6 riibmen, 4nerfennung
nno 8iiroigung gu fiuoer pie aug
6oblrei6en 8riefen an inns, iotpie an
S~ielenigen, tpel6e oas 8lott an ibre
SertDanoten i6iden, ~berborgebt. @er
oaber ieinen 8eruonoten uno Sreun-
ben cine Sreu6e erpeiier, ibnen elm
iuiafommenes @ei6enf MAIDEN MIL
Der beiteae fir iie Die ySreie Breiie
fir Seras@. Dos Sntereiie fir Seras,
mie iiberbaupt fir ben Staat utl6 Die
8egen6, mo Die 8erpanoten mobnen,
lit in 9eutidlano iebr Iebbaft uno es
lit unmoglid, in 8ripatbriefen cine
10 griinoli6e 4ufflarung uno Be
ldreibnng oes fremben 2anoes 5u ge-
ben, pie bies Die oSreie Breiie" aa-
tpodcntlid tut. Sir cen seringen
Breis bon $500 b~erienoen mir porto-
fret infer rei6baltiges @o9enblatt
ouf Elm Sabr an irgeno cine M6reiie
i'm Muslanoe.
Die Sreie 8refie fir Seras 8ubliibins
GDmpann,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
@anleiel sa uerfamfeui @amIeiel!

Sn ben 9roben reuen Staleu. Ro. 500
biz 508 Glib Shores Gtrabe. neben benz
Grjennl, finoef Sbr bic be}ten NniIefeI
nn6 auti6enpfer6e. @robe. Glitter. Gua>
litdt uno Preis 5ufrie6eni.eIeno. Bir
habeI aud quite &~rbeitspfeioe; ebenio 70
Gluten unb Yferbe. nod nibt eingebro>
den, quite 8lidt. gut i'm Stanoe. einige
Silen frei, greis $45 per &opf. Bfr
MAIDEN AUDI &ommiHionsgei1dfte. ulo
tpenn Sbr uns Yferoe ODER gfe[ iHidt,
o n~erfdufen mir tie an Gurem 8orteiI.
Bir baben 9dnfer I'M ean5en 2anoe un6
beitBen cine langidbrige @rfabrtng I'M
@eI1dft. Wir be3nblen Sra6t un0 MAJ
den Iiberale @ori6ifie auf allies 8ieh,
6as an un8 beri6ifft uno uns gum 8ers
fmuf ilbertrdgen pir0. Rtr tnufen tets
quite Rfer6e un6 @feI ulo bnben BACON
tets cine groBe &n5nbl an San0. uniere
&ommifion fir ben @ertauf lit 80 Gents
per aopf. @ir baben quite, iiberbedte
Bennen fir gfeI uno utein9ebrohene
Rferbe unb StdIIimgen fiir feine, 5a6me
Siere. @ir nebmen @uer Rfero ODER
giel pber 5unberte enttpener gum 9er<
tauf in &ommifiiou ooer fmifen lie ielbit,
ooer tueun SIR faifeu tpou1, hnben mir
ale Qrten gu berfalfen uno mir bere6s
men gli6 nIr eineH febr fleinen Rrofit.
Spre9t BEL uns Dor. Saire Bebdnollng
unb 3ufrieoen6eit neroer gdrnntierf.
8. y. 2pnelabg e 60, 500-508 Siib
Slores Strnbe, nebeu benz Nrienol.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Metpton, @eQer G @aaner 60.

Gin in ieiner Mrt groBartiges,
wabrboft imponierenoes @ei6Gft TT
ons Der 9etpton @eaer & @agner
60, oas aunitiaden uno S96se aqer
Serren 2dnoer in feinem Eager onf.
sutDeiien bat. 4nes, mas Die Bor.
5eaan-, Clos nno SpieIparenbrande
umfoBt, lit bier in reidbaItiger Mus.
pabl gu finoen. Ole Sirma impor.
tiert brett aus europa uno anoeren
Beltteilen uno beoient lire 4uuoen
ebenio gut, prompter uno ihnener,
wie irgeno elm Sous in Stem gorf.
Die &aufleute oes SiioneItens tper.
ben lire 8orteile erfennen, tpenn file
bel Der Nepton, @eaer & @aener
SO. faufen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
nrrnadntfner Eletk.

Gindbriger (auf @Orpoften,
gum SelbpebeD: sd bemerfe ba britt
ben 10 etnen perbd4tisen Sled In Der
2dnbf9oft!"-6elb (na9z
benz ct burd's @las gefeb'n): nGrei>
li4 etn febr perbd9tiser Sled - Der
Qerr OberIt fommt!4
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Audi et.nna.

Run. fat Sir 9ein Mann gum
@eburtstag bic bsrfpro6enen 8rtuant@
obrrtnse s~efauft2@ = nNein; er id9te,
i'd betdme fe gu @etbna9ten. @ber
er bat mir ~stnftnetlen bic 9D9er In
bic Sbrldpp9en fte9en Iahen.~
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
RnfHnfrt.

rDos 8aben 1T i'm 9prfneibsr bel
flint Mart Strafe berboten. Sd fo6
aber beute ben @enneinbebiener bdrin
eth 8ab nebmen. Mie fommt bos,
9err 9iirgermeifter9" - nSa. pifen
e., bas tbtt er MIR = bamit bic ans
berer an @uftp brauf triegen!!4
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E~tefnrriaftn.

sd febe Did, Gmilie, febr bdufig
nit atpei Serren = einmal NIT einem
blonben, unb bann pieber nit e;nem
f9par5en! -. Mel6er BON ben beiben
1T nun etgentli9 Oein 8rduti9am9"
= .Der G9parse 1T Der berlpb=
tere"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
BIZ se,nfusnbaft.

8auer (be~imtebrenb): rS' bdb'
a. Retourbilet e'6abt, bin aber nit
benz Na5l gu SUB '~sansen!4-86ues
nSeRas >. ipenn bas 'rduss
fpmmti"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Ad1 To!

.Gs muB a%nertarrnt tperben. bab
sic ft9 bel Der Rettuns bes beinobe
Grtrunfenen sana DEFENDERS berporsez
than baben." Sea ia = t9 babe
bon benz 8etreffenben nod bunbert
Mnrt su %befommen."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
DIR kr,t.,t tim.
Gfnueunttuett.

Neffe: .Denfe Dir, Ontel, mir
bat setrdumt, Du bdtteft mir 80 Mart
gef4enft!A Onfel: so; no bic
fannit Du bebalten!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Ed1IngrnSer Rs.ueis.

nSt Sbre Metbobe aud f9nea fOrs
bernb9A - 8 a bel If Il
DIRECTORS: .Oos min i'd meinen.
Drei G4iiler, bic i9 ols Raffirer auss
btlbete, ftnb ieBt f9on IN Nmerifd!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Gertrittlfna1trrtrh1.

sgrlauben Sic mai, Sbr @afbof
hieB bod friiber Sum @tern9'"
ngea ia. aber felt i9 berbeiratbet bin,
beiBt er gum Rreu5.'"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
Ba1et.tbarsr aloinerrprua,,

~Mit benz Gebalt, folte i'd meinen,
tSnnen Ste sdna gut austommen!4 =
yJd - tuenn bic bielen ,f~reipiaigen
Beitr6se' ni4t pGren. bic man aablsns
mubl1
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04

Sobn s. Bolton, 6ffentIider go.
tar. @runoeigentlim. Ggent fir
8enfionsaniprii6e. Ode Grodett. uno
Naparro.GtroBe eegeniiber bon Der
San antonio grpreB". 9eues &c.
Iepbot 439.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
ScbuIe fir midcben,
SAN ANTONIO. TEXAS,

8riuatihule. 3ahl Der S6llerinneu
beihrdntt @ute 9ebier. lIniibertroffe.
ner @eiunbherts.&ecorb SertltheS eli.
ma 9itterariider &urius. Bette @elseeu-
belt fir Mufit. 8uuf, Defamation, @pm-
naftit, 8uhhaIten. Steuoeraphie II 9npee
turitiua. 9aBt @ub 8ataloae tommen.
A. A. THOMAS. A. NJ, President.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04

9ausber (au ben .3labiers
transporteuren, bic auf elm Srinteelb
uarten): s@te baben ii1 orbentli9
ongeitrenst. metne !9erren +. . 2ueie,
mein ainb. fpiel ben 5erren bofiir
NAL BITE Superture aus m ,S~onnbGus
ierl4
Or kettut tim.
a.: naann i'd Sic cine Minute
fprenen9" = g.: .Mber ni9t mebr
tpte aebn Mart!!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04

Seine Narter fam nit Der BON
Ibeumatismus pergIi6en tperoen.
Ge5ept Nu. 1851, BET elmer G;
Mmem6, Iin0ert iAnen oneg.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04
The Owl Grocer Company,
WHOLESALE GROCERY.
spmmiFions .8efdaft.

Spmmifiuns =8efdaft.
Sir fibren ale &rten bon Groceries,
@etreioe, Re6l, Sutterltoffen a1er Art,
Sibner~8 ei5en 8uderrobr: Samen, aaf<
fir<&orn. benti6er Sirie uno Seu - in
8agenla6ungen ooer tpeui9er.
8ir eriu9en nm aonfignationen bon
Qanoes s8rooufteu. ShueLe grIe6i9uu9
Der 0ei6dfte.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1907-09-04

8outr (por benz nddten 6ertus
lss): nDu, Sepp, mo ftedt benn Der
nadia iei' MeFer bin9"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-30

ISIS funny ding in der oagas Id ISIS peace
abouid war
"Dond intorubuon me, tearing diaa heafy
editorial o. use "a for a paber weight
columns iaa pretty dulnoddnga bud shooings killings
accidenta'
NAME me Won Of Ger uecldonts please"
Ibssns "a Oyster Bay Dit
two klnga vpn soferebefN a. Ia yocht cruiser
~thaa ~ nusd hat been deck dbt pair In All,
dee Ao0rs. Deg shout be sent
lief ahip nied NIT insest powder"
bet s racy. Giles wife for Affinity Vot iss
nniy7'
= guess a nnig ISIS nnoddor tu chorus girl
nader dor Weekly Bank Bademend
ud noddln banks"
bleaHc Here Something's
more ntoreadml Anoddor BankR Robbery"
all aboud dot Dor banks charohed seen
ntecsd Here a somedugA unusual Plano saeuprght
aud Square
con my Automohie Crashes Polei'"
cacfulncHs ull he learn
Dg know dot dey hat Anodder Monkey
Dinner az newport"
NO I Thought dey alretty Of eating monkeys
Walt here ISIS Elopod Nit Lover Mmm No. idB mis-
headline says Shoots Wen Id don'd say
n we'll oil
"fia Decline Enter Boliga' Dot suds Dcre
a decline IN boltRs often enough for nae"
'Wantcd-Goot homework a prne
Yet bet she voult ha york
part dor dime entertain ktch
en-"
you lladcn nt-sefenroom houae lofoly
"Yoss der answer to do ss pull der bins"
Der aa fun Of uoSness Aha, Butter Rises
Again"
'IIoafenni ID mus hAf insomnia"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-09-30

No matter what happens the fault in it. II is al
ways either early late the wrong time or It
is the worst thing could possibly have happened or else
the man who did rascal II he wasn't rascal he was
at least wrctchcdy incompetent No matter what IS said
he sees where usinecre because it said too mueh or
cunning because said little Whatever is done, IS
lust about as unsatisfactory it possibly be.
The house is too warm or else is cold II the window
open It ought TO be closed il happens 20 be closed he
wonders why people prefer be smohced His meals arc
cooked suit him. he did like the the house
built and nobody knows how bring up children any
more
He fairly revcls in the wrctched way in which the office IS
conducted The office boy lazy; bookkeeper is dod
deng old ass the chief clerk guoramus and he Won
des who that died and left things in such shape that
the boss got his position OF authority The bank is rot
ten He knows il is The minister is hypocrte Besides,
he doesn't like the sermons and the music is awful They
don't the church right anyway. lie wishes to heaven
he could find decent grocer The weather is abomnable
The city government is exavagant and corrupt The state
officials As for the national government-ony
providence the country
Nothing is right everything is wrong
The poor has a eross-eyed soul
This picture is overdrawn
Probably there isn't any human being quite bad is
drawn in this composite picture but this is expressed
is that the picture may be clear.
You see, if there is anybody who helps TO cloud the
worlds blue sky it is the who kicks
The blue sky is tie sky OF faith Of which the Of
happiness shines down II the heaven hidden by Clouds
there can't be any in the world.
And little cloud is enough a shadow.
The single slur another mans friend the single
pected motive aserbed thoughtess woman the single
irritable word spoken your wife breaast-any one
Of these may be the cloud that will keep the shining
somewhere all day long
Don't have eross-eyed soul Trust Believe Have faith
Make the best Of everything Learn the good side and
the satisfactory side Let the sun shine.
And don't kick