The Washington herald., 1907-03-13

do. frightfully. some of them: If they
didn't the pedigrees of some of the smart
set would look rather different from
what they do now.
Mr. John w Gates is reported TO have
| recently lost paltry $3,00000o by being
on the wrong side OF the market. II must
annoy "a sport Ike Mr.. Gates TO have
/ these little transactions heralded broad
cast as they are.
Emperor Williams reported wonderful
! GOODNESS" and truly imperial bravery,
when recently attacked by a madman,
has suffered a slight shock with the fur
ther statement tlsat he didn't know any
thing at all about it until il was all over.
A Georgia Congressman was greeted by
/ his constituents, upon his return from the
short session. with d brass band playing
When Johnny Comes Marching Home.
His friends evidently took cognizance Of
the fact that he no longer Travelled on a
pass.
Aunt Alice Hawkins had four dozen
/ eggs. 10 freeze on her last week. says "a
rural Missouri exchange. Alice. sit by
the fire.
There is one splendid thing about that
H0nduras-Nicaragua war; both sides in
variably win the battle.
Uncle joe has evidently renewed his
youth. says the Baltimore sun. Re
ed?-nothing. He never lost it!
Instead of appropriating 1.0O0o0000O. IL
seems that the short session Of Congress
only appropriated $gl9SE,0Jo. This looks
considerably more Ike bargain.
Montana has passed a law requiring
boarding-house keepers to print list of
the articles entering into the composition
Of the hash. There is a little joker in
the law, however, as il is well understood
that the boarders cannot spare the time
TO read the list.
There is no gain without loss" SAYS
the Baltimore American. How about the
adjournment of Congress-
Fish can hear" according to the wise
man on the New York Mail. Then. Un-
dOubtedly, they must also blush at times.
Look out for grip germs" advises
physician. And yet it does seem that SO
able-bodied "a germ might look out for
itself
Says an Alabama contemporary: "The
legislature has adjourned until summer.
when it viii meet again and complete its
destruction" We are doubtful whether
this has reference to the finish of the
legislature OF the State.
Il am not afraid OF tainted money"
says Gen. Booth But In the same breath
he confesses that he is terribly SHY"
Of il.
One of the aIeuists now prominent in
the public eve has delivered "a highly
technical opinion regarding circular in
sanity II is hard 20 uutWist, but the
victim invariably acts as If he had wheels
in his head.
The Milwaukee Free Press continues 20
crow about the city's new waterworks
Undoubtedly Milwaukee is having a hard
time getting over the novelty Of real
workable WaterwGrks.
Men like Shouts win out" SAYS Mr..
Homer Davenport. II seems pity.
though, that they should consider it
necessary TO get out in order % win out
Mr. TIllmaH is said 10 be iuconS0labla
over Mr.. SpOouer's resignation. He prob
ably realizes that no one else can get him
going good and strong.
Senator Spooner might have followed
the example of some of his colleagues who
are serving the corporations while re-
tanning their seats in the Senate" SAYS
the Birmingham Age Herald Yes. he
might have done so, but he didn't: and
that accounts for the very high regard in
which he is held throughout all the land.
regardless of party.