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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Many sufferers from nasal catarrh say they
get splendid results by using an atomzer.
For their benefit we prepare Ely's Liquid
Cream Balm. Except that It is liquid it is in
all respects like the healing, helpful, pain-al-
laying Cream Balm that the public has known
for years. No cocaine nor other dangerous
drug in it. The soothing spray relieves at
once and cure is certain All druggists, s5c.,
including spraying tube mailed by Ely
Bros SO Warren street, New York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

New York physician claims that
life in the flats runs children, while
the landlords claim that children in
life ruin the fats. 1t looks as il the
proud Papas and doting Mamas in
the city were between Scylla and
Charybdis,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The wireless telegraph ON top OF
the Ocean Grove post office building
was the only medium Of ,elegraphic
communication with the outside world
during the recent cold spell, the IN
tense cold having snapped the wire.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Rev William v Wilson, of New
Monmouth, is probably the oldest
bank director in the State Recently
he was reelected a director OF the
First National Bank Of Red Bank for
the 2Sth consecutive year. He was
o5 years Old on November IS last
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Now they are questioning the au-
thenticity of the Adam and Eve apple
story. The only point the average
married manswould like cleared up
is whether or not it wasn't lemon she
handed him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
DR.. kENNEDY,S
1AvORITE
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.


DIR. David Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is not disguised enemy of the human
race; where it cannot help, it does not
harm. 1t is composed of vegetable ingre-
dents and does not heat or infame the
blood but cools and purifes it. In all cases
of Kidney troubles, Liver complaints, Con-
stipation of the Bowels, and the delicate
arrangements which afilict women, the ac-
ton of DR.. Kennedy's FAVORITE REM
EDY is beyond praise. Thousands of
grateful people voluntarily testify to this,
in letters to DIR. Kennedy; and with u
warmth and fullness of words which mere
business certificates never possess 1t
makes no runkards-excuses no crimes
breaks no hearts. We challenge trial and
are confident of the result. ONE DOLLAR
a Bottle. All druggists. Bear in mind the
name and address: DIR. DaUid KENNEDY,
Rondout, New York. Write for free sam
pie bottle and medical booklet full of valu-
able medical advice. Mention this paper.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
AMkMardlY Put,

This is one of the things one would
rather have put differently: Mr.. Bum
blepup cat fancy dress balD-I must
apologize for coming in ordinary even.
ing dress. Hostess-Well, YOU really
have the advantage of us. We're all
looking more foolish than usual, and
you're not.-Punch.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Who is the ideal woman? She is the
woman who laughs when others
would rage; the one who is kind To
animals, the one who has time and
inclination to read a good book; the
one who loves children, is patient
with oil people, who is never selfish
and whose voice il always an en-
courager and JOY. Find girl Ike
this, and you'll think her pretty no
matter what sort Of story her lar.
rnf tells
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Kansas has man who is minister,
doctor, an undertaken and a tomb
stone maker all combined. There is
man who is ready to stand by you
from start to finish.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

II You indulge in day dreams during
working hours, your work stands
good chance of causing you to indulge
IN nightmare during sleeping hours.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
T, Not,ers In This Tow

cross will get immediate relief from Mother
Gray's Sweet Powders for Children. They
cleanse the stomach, act on the liver making
a sickly child strong and healthy. certain
cure for worms Sold by all druggists. e5c
sample FREE. Address. Allen ). olmstead-
LeRoy. y \.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Good fortune doesn't respond 10
any bouquets that may be thrown at
her, but IS rather fond Of slipping up
and surprising a busy man when he
ISN'T looking fol her.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

.As We SOW, SO shall We reap" does
not apply TO Congressman. They
SOW free onion. turnip, cabbage, let
tuce and spinach seeds among the
farmers and expect to reap another
term
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

We often see the phrase "the aver
age young girl We have always
been under the impression that they
were all above the average.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

A town is what its people make it.
1t may slowly grow by the little ac-
cretions that accidently fall within its
influence, OF it can be pushed into
vigorous and rapid growth by the ag-
gressive activity OF It's business elc-
ment
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Work, well directed, will steam up
your enthusiasm;heat the aspirations of
life and do almost anything except
drive away some cases OF the grip.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

1t looks better for railroad mail
clerks and letter carriers. \ hand
seine RAISE III their pay viii likely be
made beginning July 1 lis been a
long time coming
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The only time some people are lib
eral Is when they give themselves
away.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The use OF cement is shown in the
report that the available stock Of
bricks at the close OF 1920 was 1885,
7oI, 900, as against $4,000, 900 i year
ago
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Barrels tor whlskey are SAID to be
scarce. The human tank, however,
IS as ready rs ever 10 care for any
red eye.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

This Is the time for sportsmen and
all those interested in dob White
and other game to place feed in the
woods and fields for them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Young people are, Of course, in
structed in what they ought to know,
but they are more interested in what
they ought not to know.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The yendue list in this section is
getting smaller every year. All Of
which shows farming pays ii rightly
done.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

An Oklahoma editor says that there
are two ways of spending dollar.
We know Of at least two million ways
to do it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

During the last year Monmouth
county spent $56,7o7.oS for the re-
pair of It's improved stone roads.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

BE courteous IN business. Manners
are as necessary to business as polish
To a parquet floor.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

When 4 man begins 10 gel ehesty
over his position the foundation begins
10 totter
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Duty would be much more palatable
II 1t did mol insist SO strongly that 1t
was duty.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

a person OF receptive mind is an
agreeable companion, but apt to be
poor backing in case of brush.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

A woman's only reason for carrying
a watch is to tell how late she is.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

1t takes the best brand Of pollteness
TO stand the strain of deliberate and
continued selhshness.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Only veneer virtue fears bad
weather.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

You never expect banque, when a
friend invites you to pick bone with
him.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Some excuses are SO thin that you
can see through them while they are
yet half block off
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

We feel that the world Is making
progress when it paused a moment to
glance in our direction.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The worst thing about Incidence
Is 1t keeps man forever busy being
lazy
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Being good thing is rather hard on
your family.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

\ tender conscience may be one
that is little used.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Beng certain that we are without
fault leaves ignorance and conceit I'M
CLASSIFIED.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

There is little love in long distance
charity.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Even the manufacturer of a health
food is not IN the business entirely for
his health.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

He who has many thoughts to hide
never has any that men are glad to
circulate.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

There are many folks, proud of
their ancestry, who take no care that
their descendants shall he proud of
thelrs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Orthodoxy is apt to be conformity
to habits
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Fishermen are getting their nets in
readiness for an early run of shad.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

A trolley car that will seat 30 men
will scarcely accommodate dozen
women.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Although hobo may be gentle
man, don't keep throwing ii up to
him
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Horses are selling for better prices
this winter than they did last.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Every boy aspires to greatness, but
the trouble is he spends too much
time figuring out just what kind OF
greatness he wants.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Some men are so busy giving advice
that they never have time to take any.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Things are without what they are
within.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
Religion may have many forms. but
they all have one face oil love.
Charity is a sort OF homage that the
superstitious pay to fortune.

A gentle answer conseryes energy
and saves time
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Getting on in the world is rarely
achieved by knocking the fellows
that are ahead of you.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The more OF a truth 4 man knows
the larger liberty he finds in it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Cupid Is a pretty good marksman,
bat many stray shot brings down
dear.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Fame sometimes attracts almost as
much attention as notoriety
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The only man whom poverty can
crush is he who lacks riches of char
acter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Many man thinks that the import
ant thing is the size of the aim in
stead of its height
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of RICHARD II. VAN HoRN, Deceased
Pursuant to the order of George +. Hanson.
Surrogate of the County of Hunterdon made
on the twenty-sixth day of Novemh A. d. one
thousand nine hundred and $ X, notice l.
against the estate of Richard II. Van Horn
late of the County of Hunterdon, deceased,
to present the same under oath or affirmation,
to the subscriber, administrix of said deeeas--
ed. within nine months from the date of said
order: and any creditor neglecting TO bring
in and exhibit his or her claim (under oath OF
aftirmationl, within the time SO limited, Will
be forever barred of his or her action there
for against the said Administrative.
Dated November %, A. ID. 1906
LYDIANNA i. W. VAN HORN,
Administrative.
A. ID. ANDERSON,
Proctor for AdmstN
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
TAKE NOTICE.!
A Positive
CURE
EIy'S Cream Balm
is quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief at Once.

1t eleanses, soothes
heals and protects
the diseased men,
brane. 1t cures Ca
tarrh and drive $
away a Cold in the
Head quickly. Re
stores the Senses of
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Did goa eyer think that it is a con-
lesson n Youf Own narrow mind to
condemn 1'befa for their opinions and
beaets
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

And yet, you cannot expect much
else but cold weather from February,
whose ABR eyiation Feb. stands for
"Freeze Every Body"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Conceit is quality that is always
making you vainglorious when it
isn't teaching You humility.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Experience conserves its own
strength and encourages enthusiasm
in the other fellow.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The fellow who is content to follow
the crowd will never get to the front.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Some folks are always complaining
OF the weather They should be
thankful 10 wake up in the morning
and find any weather at all.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

After all, the greater luck is owning
a horse rather than horseshoe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Cheer up; remove your mlttens, UNI
button your storm coat, take off your
Ell pads and listen will soon be
SpHne,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

No favoring wind comes to him who
will not pull on his oars.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

When your character is gold you
will not need any coinage stamps to
make II current.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Don't make such 4 big parade of
your supposed ability that small OPP.
portmlties will take fright at YOU
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

You don't need good eyesight to
find fault.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Is al If wind that blows no good.
HE high cost u living must be de-
teuing good many men from leading
double lives.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Relatives can't help being relatives,
bu, it's foolish to try to please them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Taste and Smell. Full size 80 cts, at Drug
gists or by mail Trial Size 10 cts. by mail.
Ely Brothers 56 Warren Street. New Yorh
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Spurious quarter dollars are being
circulated in Trenton in large numbers
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

To make a child profess mans
religion is to put him to school to
hypocrisy.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

The man who brags of being speedy
doesn't figure on the grade he is on.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

A man never believes in honesty IN.
less he has some OF il.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

In selling goods publicity is better
than duplicity.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
There's satisfaction in smoking
Lambertville Puffs.


II Keeps The Feet Warm and Dfy.
Ask to-day for Aliens Foot Ease, powder
1t cures Chilblains, Swollen, Sweating, Sore
Aching, Damp feet. AT all Druggists and
Shoe Stores, 2jc.
Hiding sin does not heal it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

I, is the thing we don't get that of
ter makes rs happiest.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

A sworn enemy IS seldom as harm
full as a fool friend.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

A good appetite is always worth
working for.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Losing the temper takes the edge
off the ability.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Some men are self.made and it
takes nine tailors to make the others
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Its easier to think than to think
something useful.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

There are no "can'ts" where will
strong enough and long enough.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
Opdycke Coming to
Pennington
WITH
Iowa : Michigan Horses

TWENTY TWO HEAD of carefully selected
Iowa and Michigan Horses and Mares direct
from the best stock-raising farms Of those IA
nous horse producing States. Among them
are eentlemens drivers both trotters and
PAGERS closely mated carriage and coach
teams, farm chunks, general purpose horses
and heavy drafters They have good heads
and necks, fine dispositions, thoroughly bro
ken IL harness. Every horse will be sold if
bid on, Anyone wanting horse can suit
themselves in this lot no matter now hard
they may be 70 please Every horse guaran-
teed a. represented Three months credit
Bankable paper. Sale positive under cover
If stormy.
never advertise what have not got and
never promise " hat do not sell. Ny suarau-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
LAM BERTVILLE
vICILANT SOcl ETY..

The list Annual Meeting Of the Lambert
Vile Vigilant Society viii be held in the ". G
+ l. room, phillips HalB THURSDAY
FEBRUARY 2sth, 1907, at 10 o'clock A. NJ.
$ A FINGER
Secretary.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
FEBRUARY 20. 1907.

February IS not proving good
month for outdoor work thus far.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20

Read THE REcoRp (,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-20
Saturday, Feb. %, OF,

at u o'clock. sharp. at the UNION HOTEL
STABLES, FEEMINGFON. y j.
f. W. oPBYtKE,
Nm $ RILEY. Amer
A z k4eHLISF. Clerk
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1907-02-13
Charlesto- md Sumter.

Taxpayer" in the Sumter Item,
sharply criticises the News and Cou-
rier's suggestion that county dispen-
saries would be more acceptable to
Charleston than the State disuensary
because the former system would
yield larger revenues to the county.
The public sentiment Of this coun-
ty may be enlisted to enforce honest
management of local dispensaries,
whereas it cannot be enlisted in be-
half of an honest enforcement here
which would inure to the advantage
of a dishonest and corrupt manage
ment in Columbia controlling the
Charleston system.
In years past Sumter county was
opposed to the State dispensary.
When the original law was enacted
in 1892 Sumter county was, we be-
lieve, one Of the few delegations op-
posing it. Sumter sentiment has
changed and no one complains on
that account; but before a Sumter
Taxpayer is justified in upbraiding
Charleston because Charleston would
have profits from the dispensary, he
should be able to say that Sumter
county would favor the State dispen-
sary if it earned no profits for Sum-
ter. We assert that il the State dis
persary system yielded no revenue
to Sumter city and county, Sumter
county would be overwhelmingly op-
posed to the system, and we chal-
lenge Taxpayer" or any other in
telligent person to deny it. If the
Sumter dispensaries now paid the
city and county nothing Sumter
county would vote to try another sys-
TEN. Charleston county has voted to
try a system which, it is believed,
will pay three times as much as the
present system pays and under which
the restrictive features will be not
less rigidly enforced. The attitudes
Of Sumter and Charleston, so far as
desire for revenues is concerned, are
practically identical.-News and
Courier.
The watchman and southron. [volume] (Sumter, S.C.) 1881-1930, 1907-02-13

have started a fight to force the
railroads to give that city justice in
the matter of freight rates. It is a
lust cause and with right on their
side the business men Of Charleston
should never give up the fight until
they bring the unfriendly railroads
to terms.
The county dispensary plan has got
to make good as a greater money
maker than the State dispensary sys-
tenn to retain the friendship and sup
port of its most strenuous advocates.
If it fails in this most important par
ticnlar what plan will fall heir to
charleston's favor? High license, un-
der dispensary regulations, perhaps
which is just one more step in the
movement back toward the old bar
room system.
John D. Rockefelier's gift Of s32,-
600. goo in securities to the general
e;7,--a.i3lal :eoarS IS yrc1@b.E r,.ei''l,s
more than a. shrewd move to pro-
fecs the bulk of his ill-gotten wealth
nv erecting a bulwark between him
self and an aroused and outraged
public sentiment. By putting these
securities in the hands Of the general
educational board, a quasi public and
philanthropic institution, he doubtless
hopes to deter the public from taking
steps to wiring out the water and
fraud and knavery that constitute 90
per cent. or more of the stocks and
securities that represent his unholy
billion dollar fortune. We take no
stock in Rockefeller's philanthropy,
we have no faith in his professed
public spirit. Every dollar that he
gives up is a surrender for the pur-
pose OF postponing the day Of reck-
oning that he sees is coming. If he
can load up number Of colleges, ed
ucationa1 boards and other widely
connected Institutions with large
numebr of influential officials, en-
ployes and pensioners he will have
mighty force of defenders when the
time of trouble comes. He can well
afford to give away ten times thirty
two million in securities, for it may
mean to him the saving Of the bal
ance Of his billion.