The Washington herald., 1907-10-04

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carry the day. as it has in the past. On
that branch Of the subject of corporation
control Mr.. Roosevelt has all the best
Of the constitutional argument.
A Texas baby has been given seven
names. The Houston Post is responsible
for the exaggerated idea of their impor-
tanCe entertained by Texans.
washington feels that it is being very
creditably represented in various sections
OF the earth by the President and several
members Of his Cabinet
The Presidents remark to the effect
that "the constitution Of Oklahoma is
unfit for publication" doubtless will cause
large number Of people to hustle UP
and read H.
The Standard oil wants 10 change its
name But Why2 A kerosene can by any
other name would smell as vile.
Although reporters are debarred, it is
not doubted that Mr.. Roosevelt win tell
the bare truth about that hunting eXpe-
dition.
The Atlanta waterwor<s commission an
nouuces an advance in water rates on
January l. Incidentally, and curiously
enough the prohibition law goes into ef-
feet on that day.
A Cleveland (ohio) bride is said to be
able TO converse in six different Ian
guages. She will add one more to her
repertoire, however, when the stork shall
have paid his first call.
There are more songs written about
Marvellous Manhattan than there are
watermelons in grand old Texas says
the New York Mail More newly wed
couples visit Wonderful Washington an
nualIy than there are songs about Mar
velous Manhattan and watermelons in
grandoldteNas. all put together
Let us give Mr.. Ernest Thompson
credit for knowing when he has had
enough. Not every man knows when he
is licked
"BuIIacesr exclaims the Charlotte OBJ
server. A dainty for the gods them
selves. eh?
A Treasury official says there are a
number OF counterfeit ten-d0lar bills IL
Circlati0n. Why will these officials make
unpleasant suggestions like that?
Isl An is preparing 20 grant China a
constitution and establish a parliament.
Somehow we don't think there will be
any OF this Douma foolishness about IL.
either. II the Chinks hesitate to swallow
it. she'll make en-
There are germs in tears" says
scientist No wonder very few of them
have any friends.
An Indianapolis judge has decided that
bad cooking upon the part of a wife is
not sufficient ground for divorce. Some
times her roasting ability is however
That newspaper reporter VINO accused
Mr. BelIany Storer Of laughing when it
was suggested to him that MT Roosevelt
would run again is also a dangerous
nature faker
Never mind, II nobody else will race
against Sir Thomas, Mr.. Walter Wellman
can be prevailed upon 20 challenge him
for a north-pole dash
Mr. Chauncey Depew has returned from
Europe. thus relieving the tense anxiety
of thousands who feared he wouldn't
Maxim Gorky is 20 he prosecuted for
writing a novel To be just % Maxim.
however. it should be said that he is 10y
no means the only one who deserves
20 be-
Invite the Bishop Of London 10 the
exposition" says the Norfolk Landmark.
Great scheme. that His grace would be
a great drawing card. bedecked IN his
new laurels
The Nashville American says the con
servative element in the South" is "op-
posed 10 Mr.. Bryan" But isn't the So
called conservative element in the
South" rather a slim crowd right now2
Opportunity and the postman knock
once AZ every mans door" says the
DeSeret News. The postman, however. is
a great deal more insistent about deliver
ing his goods.