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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

Monday-The annual banquet of
the Trifolium Literary Society Will be
held in the parlors of the First Eng
lish Lutheran church.
Tuesday-Mrs. George Stout will
entertain the Tuesday Afternoon
Euchre Club; the Epworth League of
the Fifth Street NJ. E. church will
give a patriotic social; Mrs. Mary
Stevens viii entertain the Spring
Grove Sewing Circle; the Ladies Aid
Society of the u. b. church will hold
an all day quilting bee at the parson-
age; midget wedding viii take place
at the Christian church: the wedding
of Mr. John j. Harrington and Miss
Eta Luken will take place at st. An
drew's church.
Wednesday-The Women's Foreign
Missionary Society of the First NJ. L.
church will meet at the home of Mrs.
i. NJ Ridenour on Kinsey street; the
Missionary Society of the Baptist
church will meet at the home of Mrs.
r. c. Taylor on South Eleventh
street, the wedding of Mr.. William
Stole and Miss Jeanette Meile will
take place at st. Andrews church;
Mrs. Frank Graham will entertain the
Banner Social Club.
Observation-Disclosures of the Wednes-
day Duplicate Whist Club and the
Saturday Evening Pedro Club will pic
mic at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. B. B.
Johnson on East Main street; Mr. and
Mrs. Waiter Ratliff will entertain the
members of the order of Eastern Star
at their home in Fairview; a dancing
party and fireworks will be given at
the Country Club; various picnics in
groves around the city will be held by
the young people.
Saturday-The Kings Herald Band
of Grace NJ. Z. church will meet
The members of the Trifolium Liter
ary Society of the First English Luth-
eran church will hold their last meet
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

second, brick cheese, Roscoe Stevens;
third, jeweled pipe pipe, Howard
Kamp.
Running Broad Jump.
First, 22 caIibre rifle. Orbra Decker.
second, box Of cigars, John J. Cooney.
Standing Broad Jump.
First, silk umbrella, John A. Wal
lace: second, china shaving set, A.
W. Jenkins.
Standing Hop, Step and Jump.
First, safety razor. Roscoe Stevens;
second, bottle preserved pineapple,
John A. Wallace.
Running Hop. Step and Jump.
First. steel fishing rod, Orbra Deck
er. second, cans corn. John j.
Cooney.
100 Yard Dash.
First. solid silver shaving set. A. W.
jenkins; second, box cigar, Guy An
derson.
Base Ball Game, Officenen VS.. Road
men.
(Not playedD
Gard Games, Euchre.
Table No. First ladies, opera bag,
Mrs. Test: first gents meerschaum
pipe, Fl. X. Davis.
Table No. 2-First ladies', 5 pound
box candy, Mrs. Fitch, first gents,
box cigars, James Houts.
Tennis.
First gents, box of cigars, T. c. Her
bert and J. X. Shannon; second, silver
cup, A. w. Jenkins and c.
l.. Green.
Croquet.
First gents, briar pipe, Guy Scott;
second gents, 3 pound box candy, NJ.
Meagan.
Cuoits.
First, box cigars, w. M. Title and
J. W. Hopkins: second, bottle pickles,
G. HaseItine and f. l.. Doyle
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30
THE CITY IN BRIEF

Butterick's patterns. Motifs & Co.'S.
Chatfield Lancaster. a well known
resident, is seriously i'll.
Frozen Taffy at Soda Fountain
Quigley's drug store, 4th and Main. 29ti
Telephone the Richmond Steam
Laundry to get your LAUNDRY. tt
Frozen Taffy at Soda fountain. Quig.
ley's Drug Store. 4th and Main. 29-tf
A patriotic concert will be given by
the choir of the First NJ. f. church
Tuesday evening
The Fourth of July address at
Whitewater will be delivered by Lee
Reynolds of Hagerstown.
G. II. Grant. NJ. d., Cdr. Eighth and
South A street. Office lhourk, to 2
morning; / to 8 afternoon: 6 to 1880
evening. Both phones No go.
Thirty-six applicants for teachers
licenses took the regular monthly ex-
animation Saturday at the Office of
the county superintendent
Mrs. Elizabeth Toms and daughter
Maude returned to Richmond Friday.
after visiting b. w. Clark and wife for
week at Economy.
Paul Geier, a member of No. 2 hose
company. has resigned from the de-
partment to accept position with the
abattoir company.
Notifications have been received
that the legal department OF the c.. c.
& l.. railroad has removed it's Of
fees from Richmond to Chicago. II.
C. Starr, is general counsel of the
road.
The Gonzaga Club held an election
of officers, and the following were
chosen for the year: President, Ed.
Geier; vice president, Harry Bowing;
financial secretary, George Schweg
man; recording secretary, Joe Melle;
treasurer, Frank Feldhaus.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

Carlyle once startled tho English
speaking people into recognition Of the
value OF their great dramatist by sud-
denly asking the British public which
IL would rather lose. Shakespeare or
Indias thought Of that the other day.
muses. the editor OF the Rudder. when
I was reading an article on steam
navigation. What would the world
rather lose than steam What? Why,
almost everything! Our literature. our
art, our religion-nothing we have 10
SO valuable as steam. 1t 10 the great
est civilizer the world has ever pos
sessed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

John mother used to tell him that
there were little guardian angels
watching over him, keeping him from
harm. etc. One day when he had been
naughty his mother said, Now, dear,
what do you suppose your guardian
angels thought when they saw you so
naughty Haven't got any guardian
angels be replied IF | had they
wouldn't let me get spanked.
90 Tribune
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

sand freely from the coat pockets as
lie worked his way upward. Angelo
encountered an abundance of lard
about half way up however. and de-
scended to the ground in shoot the
chute fashion. Rose, another Ita1-
ian, assembled the pole about half way
but he. too. came to the ground with
a crash. Owing to the strenuous ef-
forts of both men, and the pleading
, looks which were ON their faces, each
was given a dollar Tor his efforts.
The people smiled, grinned, laughed
and screamed at the antics of the two.
Richmond boys were exceedingly
lucky in the athletic events and bag
ged the majority of them From the
point of valuable prizes. Orba Deck
err and Will Jenkins were the iuckiesr.
Decker won a fine steel fishing rod
and a rifle for his efforts in the
Jumps. Jenkins resembled a haDer-
dashery as he journeyed to the tTGin
with his stock of prizes.
The entire event was q rip-roaring
success from the time the first peop'e
arrived on the grounds until the
last had left.
Result Of Contests.
The events, prizes and winners
follow:
Boys (Under II Years. Race.
First, base bail, Carlton Commons;
second, base ball bat, Otto Hoffman;
third, pocket knife. William Reese.
Sack Race.
First, straw hat, Harry Ganther;
second, necktie, Robert Luken.
Girls Race.
First, Silk umbrella, Catherine Ben
bow, Anderson, Ind; second tabouret,
Agnes Kieffer.
Women's Race.
First, Picture (The Young Mother0
Miss Gonther; second, bottle toilet
water, Miss Tannehan.
Three-Leg Race.
First, soft shirt. A. w. jenkins;
first soft shirt, j. X. Sherman; second |
% pound sack flour, Harry Gonther;
second, % pound sack -four, C.. f. |
Sopher.
WheeIbarow and Flag Contest.
First. Star ham Andrew Corsi; sec |
ond. side bacon, j. w. Hopkins; third /
two dozen lemons, Samuel Jones, of /
Hamilton.
Women's Egg Race.
First, aluminium coffee pot, Miss
Tannehan; second, bottle toilet water
Mrs. Holstein; third, white layer cake,
Mrs Haseltine.
Boys Potato Race.
First. 81 soda water book. Louis
Salazzo; second, bottle pickles, NJ.
Brennan, Anderson.
Fat Mems Race.
lover 200 pounds.) -
First. dozen collars and fancy bag,
Frank Weisgarber; second. soft shirt.
Meagan: third. pair suspend
ers, c. l.. Adams.
Fat Women's Race.
First, rug. Miss Kluter; second 5
pound box of chocolates, Mrs. Weis-
garber.
Creased Pole.
So bill on top of pole. Tony Rose,
Angelo Corsi
Pie Eating Contest. Il
First. soft shirt, Mike Gentle; Sec
ond, bottle olives, Louis SalazZo.
Tug of War. Office VS.. Shop.
First, box of cigars, C Haseltine, T.
F.. Randle, T. Doyle. ]. w. Hopkins.
Pole Vault.
First, soft shirt, Guy Anderson Sec
ond, soft shirt, Arthur Commons.
High Jumping.
First, patent leather shoes, A. W.
Jenkins; second % lbs granulated SUI
gar, Guy Anderson.
Putting the Shot.
First, low shoes, John A. Wallace;
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

Mrs. Dickenbarry - For goodness
sake. Mary, how long did you boil
these eggsi The New Cook-Half an
hour. mum. Mrs. Dickenbarry--Bu
didn't i tell you that three minutes
was enough for an egg? The New
Cook Yessum. But I billed ten Of 'em.
Cleveland Leader.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

Complaint has been made to the
board of public works against the
manner Of construction Of cross walks.
II is claimed that the cross walks
almost invariably are placsd lower
than the street. which interferes with
drainage.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

ming. A large number were present
at the club owing TO the presence OF
the Indianapolis people.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30
ASSESSMENTS MADE BY
THE BOARD OF REVIEW
A Number More Corporations
Have Been Listed.

Wayne county board of review Satur-
day:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30
.PENNSYL VAn|A EN-
PLOYES' PICNIC IS
A GREAT SUCCESS

CONTINUED From Page One.)
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

Feltman's Special-Did you ever try
a pair of these great $3.50 Shoes for
men? They are hand sewed, process
same as $3.50 and $500 shoes. Comfort
from the start, only $3.50 pair
Mems Tan Oxfords, new lot just re-
ceived. s4.oo.. You had better be fit
ted in pair.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-06-30

airy Society of the First English Luth-
eran church will hold their last meet
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
I lwhen nath. WORD scnrSn.

In guide to etiquette published ear
ly In the last century the writer says
that soap does not irritate the com
plexion. Some of the finest complexIons
we have known have been regularly
washed with soap every day" The
same authority remarks that .ithe daily
bath is now the rule rather than the
exception, and common sense has tri.
umphed over the decision that washing
was Injurious" And then the writer
has dig at her great-grandmother.
whose only ablutions consisted In wet.
ting her cheeks with a cambria hand.
kerchief dipped in rosewater." 'In all
our directions with regard to the bath
adds this early Victorian dictator, ut
must be borne in mind that I'VE only re-
fer to thoseiln sound state OF health I
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15

Thousands Of men work all thesiI
lives ate securing che bauks frsths,
great Yellow river in China. Yet every
now and then the tide sweeps away
fall opposition, and the loss In human
life Is. greater than any war ever
caused In 1897 the river burst its
bonds, Day after day tile torrent fbw.
ed twenty miles an hour. thirty miIes
wide and ten feet deep. The tlOod has
been described as that OF i've Dauubes
pouring from height for two months
on end. For 1900 years the Chinese
have been enhancing this river. The
silt which the waters bring down from
the mountains builds up the bed and
raises the surface OF the water. The
banks are raised higher and higher to
keep in the water, and for mile after
mile the river runs over bed whose
level is far above that of the fields
through which 1t takes its way. But
the weak part Of the embankment Is
always found out. The river always
breaks through. And then a province
is swept out of existence. and people
die by millions, The death roll In 1887
was estimated at. from 100000 to
1000 600. 80 'e'A
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15

The Hyena In Shakeapeare's Time.
John Trevisa wrote that ''the hyoeua
is cruel beast like to the wolf in dc.
vouring and gluttony. 1t Is his kind 10
change sexes, for he is now male ana
now female and is therefore an I'm.
clean beast. And cometh to houses by
night and felgneth mans voice as he
may, for men should trow that it is d
man, and herds tell that among sta
bles he feigneth speech of mankind
and calleth some man by his own
name and rendeth him when he hath
him without And he feigneth oft the
name Of some man for to make hounds
run out that he may take and en-;
them. - hakespeare's Natural Histo.
nv"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
Cooking and Spelling.

There are three kinds OF cooking
negative, neutral and positive. The
first is no cooking at all. 1t is only
spelling good material. It Is simply
iabbIng wildly at delicate duty. The
neutral sort is the kind where person
eats and doesn't know it-just swal.
lows and goes; no sentiment, no beau.
ty, no delight in it The third ia whers
the light Of the mind and the grace OF
the heart join in the delicate mingling
of the material and touch this and
that feature Of the process with the
lovely vision Of the sculptor who
rounds the white muscle OF Venus
shoulder or of the artist who blends In
a flower the tlnts of another world
Ohio State Journal
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15

ID these days when child study \ /
hobby ridden long and hard, Il Is ID.
-teFestlng to read or the nerve training
which fell to the lot Of the Quaker an.
t4Cress Amelia ople. ia 100 ana aft
er- The modem mother would shrink
with horror from some i6f the methods
spsea on tie sensitive child. but In this
case 1t resulted In splendid stun. Mrs.
l7oDie is quoted In a book on .'Quaker
! Worthless g
~ was n creature OF fears. Tears and
Screams. Ny first terror was of BLACK
beetles, then of frogs. skeletons. black
men and madmen. My mother made
me take beetle in my hand and -ho.l
It As her word was law, obeyed. but
with awful shrinking. / gradually be.
came accustomed 10 It and was ffei
quently told to take one up and put Il
out Of harms way. soon oyercame
thqt terror. ! was made 10 hold frog
in my hands and was taught TO nurse
skeleton as ] would doll. Mother
compelled me to listen to her Kindly
converse with two poor old lunatlcs.
and ! grew to pity them instead Of
fearing them"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
!. neklraetlge she1Lhah.

n,tae tropics rock boring and wood
boring shellf1sh are among the great
est natural agents OF destruction in the
shallow waters OF the sea- 1t was not
until the builders Of iron ships launch
ed the present nayies of peace or war
upon the deep that the bulls of vessels
moored for any time in harbor were
safe from their attacks. The shells OF
these mollusks are elegant and beauti.
full. They are often not at all obvious.
" adapted for boring. Frequently they
are very thin, looking almost like hard-
ened paper. Yet they bore through teak
or oak, hardened clay. chalk, rock and
concrete breakwaters.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
RELIEF FOR COURTS
ASKED BY GOVERNOR
Recommends That the Constitution
of West Virginia BE
Amended.

CHARLESTON. W. Va, Jan. IA
Governor Dawson is of the opinion
that an amendment should be passed
ct this session of the legislature. to
be submitted to the people at the
NEXT general election. as 1t involves
2 change in the constitution, asking
for relief from the burdens of ardu-
Gus duties imposed upon the judges
Of the supreme court of appeals of
the state.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
BEE PLEADS GUILTY
AND IS SENTENCED.

B W. Bee, the presidential post
master at Pennsboro, and who has
been prominent in business and poli-
tical Affairs in Richie county for
some years, and is well known in this
city, plead guilty Monday at federal
court At Parkersburg to a serious Of
Tense. a
The grand jury. on Saturday, re-
turned an Indictment against Mr..
Bee. charging him with fraudulently
increasing his compensation as post
master, that he unlawfully made a
certain false return on a voucher for
rent, etc.
Monday afternoon Mr.. Bee plead
guilty to the charge, and Judge Day
ton imposed a fine OF $3.50 and SEN
fenced him to serve 80 days in Jail.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
shoe Etiquette In Ind,,

Indians take on their shoes when
there is farash upon which they have
to squat. The mud from the shoes
would spoil the sheet. A native Wis.
ltor to a European should on no ac-
count draw his shoes, there being no
farash. II any deputy magistrate does
so he is a crlnging slave, Initiating the
sahib's chaprasee and showing that he
is as humble as Ram Bakhsh before
the sahlb. II his socks are torn and
the toes are out 1t is regular Insult to
the sahib.TLahore Tribune. II
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
How They save Lights In stornoway

How They Save Lights In stornoway.
on a supkel reef $50 feet distant
from Storhoway lighthouse is a re-
marka Bile beacon which warns mari
ners with the help of light which is
only apparent. The beacon is a cone
of cast iron plates, surmounted with a
lantern containing glass prism. The
prism derives its light from refracting
the rays emitted from the lighthouse,
and the optical delusion is marvellous.
Mariners naturally suppose that there
is lighted lamp on the beacon itself,
and many of them will not believe 9th
erwise. But the object of the beacon
is attained when the navigator sees the
reflected light, which indicates the per-
lious rock below. This beacon in the
north Of Scotland has been in use
more than half century, and since 1t
was fixed In position others have been
placed in other nelghborhoods to make
clear points of danger. 1t Is an in.
genlous and very effective safeguard
against perils of the coast.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15

Dion Bouelcault seems Is nave been
l3reyes rushing breathiessly from on.
task to another This amusing Incident
OF The busy dramai ists cafeer Is told
in Famous Actor Families Ia Ameri-
ca; ~ Montrosa ]. Noses:
-Boueicault iwas hsaef TO- be cut.
done. Whatever the. circpmstanees So
intent was he during the rehe1rsaIss 81
The shanghrann'i regarding Tie other
oharacters In the cast that on the open
Ing night when he reached the fieafeE
he suddenly redizsalthatr he had .whol-
u forgotten TO pick himself out cos
TUNE for Con 80 he r,rshed 1toI the
property room ana on with apiold coat
that had done service for Tony Lump
kin and on wifi dn1 eia cap belonging
to that same ndiyidnals Grabbing, an
odd pair Of boots from a discarded
chest and he Was readys But gdlsasi
tefs came thick and fast on tals oecl-
sion, The second Acta called for q
moon. Just as the scene wassabout 10
begin the stage orb exploded, add
When 6ths curtain rose the audience
was amazed toifnd q black h5Iei hslfefa
tile moon should have been. A burs;
Of laughter showed. theif further al
probation Of slip in stage manage,
ment for silver ripples qaIterea ID
the water. case Of moonlight, wit,
tho moon left GU" - 49,
u ALENeIf Il
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15

Nero never liked a person with a
large nose. He fiippantly told the sor-
rowing relatives Of Plautus-whom. 1t
is alleged. he kiIled-that 1t was only
on inspecting the corpse that he dis
covered that Plautus had so large a
nose, and IL it had been pointed out
before he would have certainly spared
his life. Life with such a nose" cool.
" added Nero. would have been am
pie penance for any crime"
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
Bismarcls's siystie. Number

Bismarck, writes correspondent In
reference to our paragraph on super
stition, held. with Pythagoras, that not
10, but 8. was the great and perfec,
number. Blsmarck's associations with
8 were remarkable. he had served
three masters. He had three names
Bismarck. -schoenhausen and Eauen.
burg. The arms Of his family are a
clover heaf and three oak leaves BE
was concerned in three wars and sign
ed three treaties Of peace ! In the
Franco russlsn war he had three
horses killed under him. he brought
about the meeting of three emperors
and was responsible for the triple al.
lance, He. had three children. His
family motto was an Trinitate Roburn
c4Srength In Trinity'O. and contem.
porary caricature pictured him with
three hairs on his head. Three was the
beginning. the mi dle and the end Of
Blsmarck. london Chronicle.
,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
VII ~ Hrld Iat Lumberport
9 O'Clock a. m.

,opening exercises and roll call.
lsAre he taxpayers getting value re-
rgived for the money that is expend-
sd for the support of .districE
schools? ZEyeFett G. cohnah. j FFE
How deal with snootrigIbIes?,-
Chester Martin.
Should our school read ers contain
imaginative and fairy stories?2Nl
Forest Harbert. ses or ~,
DO the schools Of Eagle district
compare faEorably with the best?-
Ira swiger.
What are the prime requisites Of
good reclesfioh,2S Howard Pigote
1880 o'clock p. m.
How far is a teacher responsible
for, the. manners and morals Of the
rpGpilss Lillian Nuzum.l y 81
Should Eagle district have a high.
+school?-Iohn Lucas. 800 z
E. Recitation. selected shsie{ NeY
Cam. =
Government and discipline ahtthe
school-Prof. Hulley, of Broaddus.
Should are age limit of the COM
pulsory attendance, law be 10 in.
stead Of II .ysars9-E. E. ogden.
What advantages are there In the
teacher boarding in the immediate
vicinity of the school taught?-
Gertrude F. Robinson. ~
Should teachers be required to
make weekly reports. TO parents CON
corning their children's progress and
standIng?-Thomas B. Martin.
What kind of exercises would you
recommend for Friday afternoons?
Hugh Fortney,
o'clock p. m.
Lecture, The Two-Fold Function
of Education"-Prof. Hulley, prili-
clpal of Rroaddus Institute.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
HxfHRT PIANIST.

J. c. Mcclellan. Of Warrington, an
expert IN his line, is with the Palace
Furniture Company as plano tunlst
and repairer. He not only tunes, the
pianos Of the Palace. Furniture Com
paay. but also looks after an orders
tor tunIng and repairing left at the
store. Hs ia highly tesemmsndsd
and his work can not be excelled.
Re Is an accomplished musician.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
FINED FIVE DOLLARS.
And Costs For Jerking His Father
in-Iaw From whiskey Barrel.

William Coon alias William Wash.
ington, alias William Thomas, color
ed, was fined SIS and costs by Magis.
trate Riley Saturday evening for
knocking his father-in-law, Perry
Clark. OF a whiskey barrel at Pat
Glaucy's saloon few days ago.
Coon said he didn't strike his father
in-law but merely pulled him from
the barrel and Clark fell to the floor.
receiving bad bump on the head
and a cut lip. Perry had Coon ar
rested On the charge OF assault and
battery.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
Arousing Emulation.

Little Johnnie, having in his posses
sion a couple OF bantam hens which
laid very small eggs, suddenly hit on a
plan. Going one morning to the fowl
run, Johnnie's father was surprised u
find an ostrich egg tied to one of the
beams and above 1t card with the
words:
Keep your eye on this and do your
best."-I1ondon Tit-Bits.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15

"A horse Is a mans best friend" said
the man who likes animals.
YES" answered young Mrs. Torhins.
with sigh, but when he gets on the
race track he is liable to prove one OF
those fool friends who make so much
trouble "-WashIngton Star.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
Proner Punl.hment.

you're not going to bar me out. are
your the newly arrived spirit pleaded.
81 guess not replied st Peter.
You're the street railway magnate.
aren't your
sWhy-er-yes. sir,
''well, just hang on to one Of those
straps over there for eternity or SOL
Philadelphia Press.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15
a cnnvenienf nIemnrr

Mother-Tommy. what did say I'd
do to you II you touched that jam
again7 Why, it's funny. ina.
that you should forget too. I'm blamcsi
NJ can remember!-P Philadelphia Tele.
praph.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-15

Little Bess-aIamma. wish we had
y piano. Mamma We can't AFFORD
one. dear. You should wish for goose
that lays golden eggs LITTLE Bess-
But Why not wish fer hen taat would
lay. piano7