The Miller sun. (Miller, Hand County, S.D.) 190?-19??, 1907-08-31

Isn't it nearly time to organize the
Society of Daughters of Presidential
Possibilities? New York Mail.
A bachelor can become very fond Of
spending his lights at the club by get
ting married.--New York Press.
Emperor William believes in sim
pie diet for his fighting forces. Most
Df them already get it.-Boston Tran
script.
Mr.. Rockefeller says true success lies
in dom. good. Standard Oil victims
have always been done that way.-New
York World.
Pittsburg now claims a population
of 100000. And less than fifty Of them
have been found to be good citizens
Philadelphia Inquirer.
To administer exact justice is diff
cult. A Chicago man who poisoned six
people is to be hanged, but only once
Philadelphia Ledger.
President Roosevelt warmly approves
the idea OF teaching boys to shoot
but, it is hoped, not with toy rifles
Philadelphia Inquirer.
A Florida farmer cleared $1,000 Oh
one acre of cabbage in the spring
There is money in some cabbage heads,
it Washington Herald.
Ii the House of Commons is 'the best
club in England" the United States
Senate is the leading matrimonial bu'
reau in America.-New York Mail.
An increase of $1,000 first-cabin pas
:Sengers to Europe for the first six
months of 1907 means many, many
souvenir postal cards.-New York Mail
Don't kiss babies; it is dangerous"
says physician. 1t is also moderately
dangerous, under certain circumstances
TO kiss a grown-up.-Washingt Her
aid.
President Roosevelt puts in several
hours day chopping wood. Not being
a candidate for anything, he does no
have to bother about saving it.-Chi
cago News.
When Fighting Bob Evans says there
isn't going to be any war with Japan
that settles il. If he can do without
a fight the rest of US must.-Philadel
phia Press.
I: is noticed with regret that New
York's all-night police court is crowd
ed with business. Prosperity of this
sort can't be Observation-Disclosures
Plain Dealer.
In Germany a jury in an important
murder case was selected in ten min
utes. Over there stupidity and ignOr-
ance are not reGuirements.-Phila
phia Ledger.
Bombs are still flying through the air
in Russia, though it is such an every
day occurrence that the cable doesn't
pretend to report all the Incidents
Philadelphia Press
Now that a Chicago professor has
discovered that sea gulls can talk,
some of the things the wild waves have
been saying may be traced to their
Sources-New York World.
A scientist estimates that the suns
heat win last for 100000 years long
err. What long time it will take to
prove that he doesn't know anything
about it!-philadelphia Inquirer.
The final decree of divorce having
been entered in the Castellane case,
another is added to the long list Of
matrimonial warnings which will have
no effect whatever-New York Sun.
A man who sold strawberries in
Washington in boxes that had raised
bottoms has been fined $3.50. The judge
ought to start earlier in the strawberry
season next year.-New York World.
Swell society in Newport seems sur
prised to learn that an ape dresses as
well and behaves as we'll at the table
as it's own members, but the rest Of the
world is not surprised.-Philadelphia
Record.
The Council Bluffs clergyman who
promised to- hang himself if the maxi
mann fine was imposed on the Standard
Oil Company is strangely inactive.
why does he not get busy
kee Journal.
Mr.. Sclwab thinks the United States
can build 1--WE battleships to Japan's
one, and as he happens to be in that
line of business he would no doubt
like to see the fact demonstrated
Washington Post.
"In this great, whirling, pushing,
competing, busy world" says Arthur
Brisbane, there is no substitute for
brains" What a pity, when so many
people are sadly in need of substi-
tute Washington Post