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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
AgneW-Fredericksen

At the home of the brides parents
in this city on Thursday, October 4,
1907 at $50 A. M. occurred the marri-
age of Mr.. Elmer Agnew to Miss
Lucy Fredericksen. Rev. Vedder, the
new pastor of the M. e. Church per-
formed the ceremony.
The lovely wedding march was
played by Miss Martha Dunn in the
presence of few relatives. They
left the same noon for Illinois where
they went to spend their honey moon.
Miss Fredericksen has been the
faithful and efficient "Hello Girl" for
q number of years. She will indeed
be missed at the Central"
Mr.. Agnew is the son of George
Agnew, who lives west of town and
Is an excellent young man. They
Will live on one of the brides fathers
farms, moving there in the spring.
Mr.. and Mrs. Agnew have the best
wishes of their many friends.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10

To check cold quickly, get from our
druggist some lutte Candy Cold Tablets
called Preventics. Druggists everywhere
are now dispensing Preventics for they
are not only safe, but decidedly certain
and prompt. Preventics contain no quiz
nine, no laxative, nothing harsh nor
sickening. Taken at the "sneeze stage"
Preventics will prevent pneumonia.
Bronchitis, La Grippe etc. Hence the
name preventics, Good for feverish chill
dren. 4s Preventics, 25 cents. Trial
boxes, 5 cents, Sold by N. Hansen.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10

Does your backache? Do you feel
tired and drowsy and lacking in am
bition? If so, there is something
wrong with your kidneys. DeWitt's
Kidney and Bladder Pills relieve
backache, weak kidneys and inflam-
nation of the Bladder. A weeks
treatment 25c. Sold by Nick
Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Awkward Mistake.

Mrs. Upmore (makiag calD-Why,
this is your latest photograph, isn't
it? It's an excellent likeness of you,
but it isn't so good of the baby.
Wasn't he
Mrs. Highmus-The idea! Did you
think the little darling in my lap was
baby? That's Fido!
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10

You never have any trouble to get
children to take Kennedy's Laxative
Cough Syrup. They like it because it
tastes nearly like maple sugar. Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup is a
safe, sure and prompt remedy for
colds, and is good for every member
of the family. Sold by Nick Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
PreventiCS
N. HANSEN.
Send your news items to the Journal,

The quarterly expense on the insane
fund OF Audubon County, now reaches
1856 80. The afflicted number 25. Sad
fate this.
We learn that Jim Russell is now
firmly anchored at Pasadena where
he expects to remain permanently.
We trust Jim will regain his health
and that many years will yet remain
for bis enjoyment.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10

for Mason City.
81 Emery, Jr., was in Omaha on
business, Wednesday,.
C. e. Talbot returned Wednesday
from a visit in Carroll.
Martin Esbeck transacted business
in Atlantic Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Lands went
out to Omaha for visit.
Ed johnson and family went out to
Omaha the first of the week.
Mrs. Ira Baird is visiting her
parents in Cambridge, Iowa.
Mrs. j. A. Humiston returned from
visit in Cedar Rapids Monday.
Jas. F. Russell writes that he has
bought q home in Pasadena, Cali.
fOrnia.
The Italian Orchestra was in town
Tuesday evening and played for q
dance.
Mr.. T.. B. Jennings is improving.
He is now able to be up and around
the house.
Hiss SOId Aay16uO WcuV uOWA "
Des Moines to visit her friends q
short time.
John Mcclure and Ed Beason went
down to Atlantic Friday on short
business trip.
Rev. Christiansen has gone to AL
berta, Canada, to visit colony of
Danish people there.
The Audubon Football team will
play the Atlantic team Saturday on
the local Diamond"
Mrs. H. g. Leach and son, Arthur
returned Saturday evening from their
visit in South Dakota with friends.
Hi Mendenhall and VIM. Brockway
went to Sedalia, Missouri to exhibit
their washing machines at the Fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. Al Quinby, of Ross,
became the proud parents of a little
daughter born Wednesday, October 2.
The Misses Mary and Geneve left
the last of the week for visit with
their relatives and friends in
Shenandoah.
John Mcmahon, son of Pat Mona
AOu, oAu WIZ AdS OcoA dCCcuuluS
school in Chicago, arrived here Thurs
day for visit.
Carrie Webster, daughter of Hi
Webster, skilled nurse, is here
visiting her parents, relatives and
many friends.
Mrs. Jens o. Christensen had the
pleasure of entertaining her brother,
Rev. P. B. Christensen of Seattle,
Washington, the past week.
B. S. Phelps and wife, of Hollywood
California, visited old friends here
Thursday. He was formerly men,
Der of Nash, Phelps & Phelps.
Mrs. Fred Delahoyde, of Guthrie
County, visited her relatives at the
Peter Delahoyde, Mrs. Thos. Walker
days last week.
Miss Mabelle McKarahan, was
cheated out of her trip to Des Moines
last week on account of the Harlan
& Carson Branch wreck at Avoca. She
went Friday instead.
Among those who went to South
Dakota, Monday, were VIM. Law
VIII duuleT, Jonn hoCn ana MT
Sessions. They went to register fol
Homesteads in the Lower Brule
lands near Pierre, South Dakota.
The North Western we'll has faileC
to supply sufficient amount o
water recently and the Company il
preparing to drill the we'll at or nea
the depot, deeper. The machinery ii
here and the work will be commenced
very soon.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
New Answers to Old Questions.

Restaurant PatroE-What is good
to-day, Otto?
Waiter-Nothing. sir The table
d'hote is rehash of yesterdays
menu, and the la carte has been in
the icebox since Thursday. But you
can get some nice chops and steaks
up at Smiths cafe. Going, sir? Good
day, sir.-Puck.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10

If you take DeWitt's Kidney and
Bladder Pills you Will get prompt re-
lief from backache, weak Kidneys. in.
flammation OF the bladder, and urin-
ary troubles,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10

The pain in Mas head has gone,
She's as happy as can be;
Her health is right, her temper
bright
Since taking HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea at night. Nick
Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Wrong Time.

ut seems queer" remarked the
thoughtful thinker that hammocks
ire used only in the summer
Whats queer about it?" queried
HE dense person.
"The experience of the average man
would lead him to believe they were
built for the fall explained the
thoughtful thinker.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Had Only One Think.

Mrs. Benham-Second thoughts are
best.
Benham-I know it; thought only
once when asked you to marry me.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
And Vet, They Make Fun Of Them.

And Yet, They Make Fun Of Them.
Mr.. Foggy London-What causes
the delightfully."- clear weather you
have in New York?
Mr.. Man Acknowledgements, dear
boy.-Life.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Stop That Cold

To check early colds or Grippe with ''Preventics'
means sure defeat for Pneumonia. To stop a cold
with Preventics is safer than to let it run and be
obliged to cure it afterwards. To be sure. Pre-.
ventics will cure even deeply seated cold. but
taken early-at the sneeze stage-they break. OF
head off these early colds That's surely better.
.Preventicsare little Candy Cold Cures. No Quin.
Inc. no physic, nothing sickening. Nice for the
children-and thoroughly safe too. If you feel
chilly If you sneeze. you ache all over think OF
Preyentics. Promptness may also save half your
usual sickness: And don't forget your child. II
there is feyershness. nightor day. Herein prob
ably lies Preventics' greatest efficiency. Sold in
Sc boxes for the pocket, also in 25c boxes of 48
Preventics. Insist on your druggists giving you
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
APPRENTICE SCHOOL
IS STARTED BY
SANTA FE
New Branch of Shop Work Re-
CeiveS Its Initiation at San
Bemardino; Thirty-fiye APP
prenticeS Enrolled,

4 new and novel phase OF the Santa
f. shop work had It's inception in san
Bernardino. CAL. yesterday when the
School for Apprentices started its
work With thirty-five apprentices en-
rolled under the supervision OF r. W.
Thomas, OF Topeka. chief supervisor
Of apprentice schools FOR the Santa Fe
system J. ~. savage and J. T.. Wink
Ter. 81 san Rcrnardino, have been SCI
lected as instructors.
Mr Savage will be- the technical
nan and have charge OF the mechan-
zeal drawing CLASSES and instruction.
being himself a university graduate.
The practical instruction in the shops
for the apprentices viii be In charge Of
Mr. Minkler who H. "a practical ma
chinist.
n is understood similar schools will
hc started in the Albuquerque and La
shops at nee.
The apprentices will receive instruc-
lion in mechanical drawing and thc
reading az drawings four hours each
week that time being divided into
CLASSES 81 two hours twice a week.
when they win meet with Mr.. Savage
The santa Re company viii furnish
each pupil complete sets of tools for
mechanical drawing and after they
have followed the Instruction six
months tho tools become their prop
erty. In the meantime they are kept
in lockers
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
SUCCESSFUL SALEAT
W0MAN'S CLUB
Pretty Event At Club Building
Largely Attended and Salts
factory Both From a Finan-
ciaI and Social Standpoint,

The handkerchief and apron sale
yesterday afternoon at the Woman's
club building. was a very pretty and
very successful affair, and the build
ing was thfonged during the after
noon by a large number Of people.
Mrs. B%orradaile had charge Of the ar
rangements and largely TO her is due
the credit Of its success.
Mrs. solomon Luna presided over
the handkerchief table, assisted by
Mrs. A. j. MaIoy and Miss Leila Ar
milo. Mrs. Felix Baca had the apron
table, her assistants being Misses
Yrissarri. Miss Mcclellan and Miss
Nina Jtero. The fancy work table
was in charge OF Mrs. O. n. Marion.
assisted by Mrs. George w Harrison,
Mrs. Roderick Slower and Mrs. Harry
p. owen. Excellent refreshments
were served and altogether a neat sum
or money was realized.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
WIRELESS STATION
TO Be ERECTED
Experimental Outfit to Be Sci
Up Here by Former Member
of United States Army Signal
Corps Back From Philippines

Lawrence Dry. formerly electrician
with the Mutual Automatic Telephone
company, In this city, and who has
Just returned from the Philippines.
will set up a wireless telegraph station
at this point in the near future. An
other viii likely be set up several
miles distant, and the electrician will
do some experimental and demonstra-
tion work. and will likely get in COM
municatlon with the nearest wireless
station If possible.
Mr.. Dry, while in the Philippines.
a member of the wireless tele-
graph branch of the United States
army signal corps and is an expert
wireless operator.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
OFFICERS ELECTED BY
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS

At the regular meeting of the
knights of Columbus. held last night.
the following officers were elected for
the ensuing ear Grand knight. NJ.
5. Tierney; deputy grand knight. j.
A.. Johnson; chancellor. Thomas :.
keleher. Jr, warden. John Tierney:
financial secretary. W. a. Keleher. re-
cording secretary. Roy Harmon: treas-
urer, John : Beaver. lecturer, Will
lam Ryan. advocate. James Goff. in
side guard, Henry Wallenhorst; out
side guard. Joseph Aselin, The fol-
lowing trustees were also elected at
the meeting last night: For the three
term. H., :. Knight; for the two
year term, j. W Prestel: for the one-
year term. =. T.. sullivan.
The local council OF the order is In
a flourlshlng condition and rapidly
growing in membership.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

7 NJ A. Rex was here from Tucso.
yesterday.
A. II Thompson Of Deming, was
visitor here yesterday.
John Powell, Of Fairmont. Ind.
spent yesterday in Albuquerque.
T.. J. Carlln. Of Roswell. was among
the business visitors here yesterday.
Ben williams, Santa Re secret ser
Vice chief. spent yesterday in the city.
Born, a 9 10. Rous nit him at IL
y. N. IN the Highlands. Good for Bill.
George Wright and Frank Quier
leave today for Cabezon on a hunting
trip.
Jack Scales. the local travelling man.
returned last night from the northern
part OF the territory
The body Of c. a. carr. who died
here Tuesday night. was taken to Sar-
dts. Miss, last night for burial.
Mrs. Charles Weidemeyer, widow Of
Charles Weidemeyer. of Gallup. who
died recently, returned east last night
sylvester Mlrabcl, a prominent
sheep owner Of San Rafael. Valencia
county. spent yesterday In Albuquer-
que.
Hon. Nathan Jaffa. secretary Of the
territory, was here on official bust
ness yesterday, returning last night to
Santa re,
Dr. y. T.. Oldakcr, of the bureau
Of animal industry who a been a.
Joseph's hospital for several days,
has returned to work.
Colonel !. Il. Wood, a well known
man Of Kansas City. Mo, pass
ed through the city last night en- route
to I'll Paso and Mexico.
Frank Strcitelmirc. manager Of the
Alyarado laundry, IL is reported by
friends, VIII be married shortly to
a well known Albuquerque girl.
The broken pipe at Second
street ana silver venue vas finally
yesterday. and the manholc
which oaved In. causing the pipe to
burst, was also fixed up.
Nathan Scoflcld. of the Holmes
supply company, arrived here yester-
lay from "a trip TO the Navajo reser-
'ation, Scofleld formerly lived here.
iut now resides in Denver.
NJ. \. Ross, the timber expert. left /
,n train No. $ last night for Chicago
ma Washington, -. G.. on timber
business. He expects to be absent
bout fifteen or twenty days.
Contractor \. W Arson sent a big
Of workmcu 10 Winslow last
TO go 20 work on the big new
'fflce building which Mr.. Arson now {
las under way for the Santa Fe COM ,
amy there.
The pie social 10 be held by the d
Voman's Relief Corps saturday night J
{ Red Mems hail, promises to be one ,
T The most enjoyable social affairs q
T the week. Elaborate preparations
pr the event have been made by the
aides. 4
Ballut Abyai Temple. Mobiles of the b
iystic shrine. viii entertain the ladies y
'riday night with a reception at the
all, special vaudeville entertainment Il
I the crystal Theatcr. aud dancing =
iter in the Elks' hail. Elaborate a
Preparations are being made and the I
vent VIII be q notable social affair Z
he Mobiles wish to say that AN Shrin- q
rs In the city and territory. whether u
r not they have received Invitations. [
re urged 10 come and are az welcome
8 IL rendered the special invitation "
= long as each Noble brings along his u
'hite card. n
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

Denver here was made in four days,
and the party might have made his-
bee at a pinch. but for the fact that
the machine broke down hopelessly at
Isleta. twelve miles south of'here, and
had to come back for repairs. 1t Is
still In the back shops, and when it
reappears will follow the officer 10
Bisbee via FL Paso. II will likely
leave about Sunday.
The party was followed by bad luck
all the way. They left Denver in a
snowstorm. got badly stalled on the
Ration Pass In the snow, broke down
In La Vegas and lost In the Glorieta
mountains. The trip from Lamy here
was made along the Santa Fe right
OF way.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
TAKES TO
RAILROAD
Down of Machine
Makes It Impossible for
Lieutenant 6impeding TO
Make Trip by Automobile.

Lieutenant r. l. Gimperling. OF the
r~ueufy-nnh Tnlted States Infantry,
uho arrived here ln q motor a from
Denver several days ago en- route 90
Fort Huachuca and Bisbee. Aria. has
Albuquerque for the latter place
by rail- GimperlinG Nho Was ccou
panied here by "a A. Westcou and
Arthur Norris Eoez % thc
- post m an inspection trip.
and bad tu he there within seven days
after leaving Denver The trip from
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
OSTEOPATHI
OsTEOPATH
{. Il. CONNER, Md. DO.
Specialist.
Rooms 3 and 4, w. r, ArmiJo Bldg.
Phones 325 and G55.

A SNAP-House and two lots must
be sold al once. w. p. Metcalf,
32l West Gold avenue.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

ThH Ladies Maccahee vii give q rrai
haM NedursdaV evening necemher IS
Elks Iheater Tickets nee.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

If YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED
WITH THE SHOEING OF YOUR
HORSE, TRY kORBER & co, AND
HAVE HIM SHOD IN A SCIENTIFIC.
MANNER. II
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
HEALTHY PLANTS
Require the Most Careful Attention ~
Wei ~ Good soil.

btd YOU ever see "a rusebush which
despite The most heneficicpt environ
ment Of suil-pf sunshine-and of at
mospherc-sccmed never 10 achieve "a
healthy growth.
\ ton OF mauurt VIII not help a
plant That has q cankcr eating out
u.s. heart
You must destroy the cause before
you remove tho effect.
You eaunut cure duudruu and bald
mess Dos rubbing ON hair lotions. aud
rubbing iu Na%sclnio. etc.
You must loo 10 the cause of the
truuhle-lts q germ at the roots of
your hair which fuses 10 to fan out
Ncwhro's Herpicidc destroys the
germ, and healthy hair is tho sure rec
suit
sold hy leading druggists. Send i0c
In stamps Tor sample tn the Hrrpipidc
company. Detroit. Mich Two sizes.
soc aud 81 - " briggs and com.
pany. special agents.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

soRST~G gouKSkI ws~r ans
BRING HfzstIrs
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

THE HARDER YOU ARE TO PLEASE
ABOUT YOUR GROCERIES II EASIER
1T II TO SATISFY YOU AT n. q. PRATT
4 COMPANY, SOUTH SECOND STREET.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
Miss PhlIbriek's kindergarten. sIs W. Gold.

NOTHING MORE ApPROPRI-
ATE FOR CHRISTMAS THAN A
PHOTOGRAPH. ONE DOZEN CAB
PHOTOGRAPHS
$500,
MILLET STUDIO.
215 WEST RAILROAD AVENUE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

DOCrOR MCCORMICK
CURES TliE LIQUOR HARIT
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05

4 Nalk ~ two blocks viii save tou many
dollars on wear ciathinE. dr. rouds and
-hue-. Having no rrnt or other heavy 81
psnsrs Co pas I rsn @eii sou q s1A00 over
Uost fnF Ftg.sn. Il ssn.On avrrrant for gie. 80.
y stoeo suuth'- iung ruat for sass. V sgsa
hn1 e. ntrrrnnt Tor EAlon, 70 Ssh.na mans suit
fnr $3.50. e SCOT 90 man'= suit Tor Stg.E q u
E.oo het : suit Zoe Nisa. \ ruud. an woaI.
hraty msn's ruif foe s9.an. An elegant tine
~ lndies tur~ rnd Tailor made suits, a. suit
rterstt-ds- pmskrfhruk.
Z. MAHARAM
$40 West geatusi Cash o. Credit.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-05
LOCAL ITEMS OF INTEREST
TILE

For the twenty-four h0urse ending
. s o'clock yesterday afternoon:
Maximum temperature. IS, mini
num-. rs; mean 81; south winds
clear.
Evening star., 1907-07-28

through the subway of the cty-1eastwse you paddle
your canoe by compass straight under the flooring of
the houses which lie in your water path. more
beautiful capital than Brunei, floating on tropical
close behind the Shores it would be hard to imagine
We once had consul at Brunei-that was some
forty years ago. He swindled all the natives that
and then disappeared. To-day you may still see the
jungle which is pointed out the residence of the
American consul in Brunei-Vo1 ct preterea nilliH
The venerable Sultan received me kindly
cannon, and there crouched round the butt end of
this gun a cluster of Malay warriors ready at the
imperial command to fire This was merely court
etiquette l was told afterward; but at the time it
took away my appetite, and so l declined cup of
coffee when it was passed to me: This nearly pre-
ciptated the catastrophe dreaded, for the British
commissioner kicked me under the table and told
me to drink the coffee unless l was looking for
trouble.
And indeed trouble seemed in the air that
Evening star., 1907-07-28
SUNDAY MAGAZINE FOR JULY 20, 1907

to the cultivation of diplomatic flowers When
Germany deposes an nconvenient kng-whether
it be the late King of Hanover (who protests STILL
in the person of his son, Duke of Brunswick a
West African sovereign twin brother to ia Ja she
acts after barrack yard ethics and with academic,
not to say brutal, consistency. The squad of SOL
diers appear the palace is cleared the King is taken
out kicking and scuffling The methods differ but
slightly from those employed in the arrest and de-
portation of Berlin pickpocket untamed
editor. Enough to say that Germanys unthroned
right divine
King Edward sleeps serenely in the midst of
dozen deposed sovereigns. Why? Because he has
their ~ attributesNthe divinitv"; in other Words.
the throne, the robes, the crown the scepter, the
palace, the funkies, the flags, the heraldry. King
voice in the administration of his unthroned cousin,
and this voice is never heard except in gentle
whisper.
Imagine Prussian Lieutenant issuing orders in
Evening star., 1907-07-28

a whisper! There whispering lieutenants
in Prussia when the venerable blind King of Han
over tumbled off his throne and to join the
historic procession of unemployed monarchs The
old King is dead; but there still lives on the
shores of a beautiful Alpine lake his widow, the
lovely niece of the beautiful Queen Louise of Prussia
This is the old Queen of Hanover" as she is affec
tionatey called in Austria, where she spends her
exled hours. No need of doctrinal divinity for this
sovereign ady-her court is in the hearts of those
who see and feel her presence, as was that of the
sainted Queen Louise
The Hanover royalty protests to-day it has
ever since 1866 against the Prussian usurpation
The present lawful King of Hanover cannot under
stand how Hohenzolern profess the divinity
of Kings while at the same time excluding from the
throne knsman whose royal title is, in the eyes of
Heaven quite as sacred as that of any Emperor or
even Sultan. .-+
No King is to King who would not venture
an appeal to the popular vote. This test has no
terror to William H., much less to the de jlre King
of HanC yer.
Let recall him as climbed the rocky peaks
of the Austrian Alps in search of stag or chamois
His hat a faded Tyroean felt, with waving tuft
at the back, his coat faded and mended thing that
Evening star., 1907-07-28
THE following is an excellent instance of the red
i tape of British Government life.

THE following is excellent instance of the red
i tape of British Government life.
An engineer, officer in the of his duties,
which involved travelling, sent in a bill containing
In return the officer received the notice: "Alco-
holic drinks not included in the travelling allow
ance for officers
Whereupon the officer answered to the effect that
he did not mean the beverage porter but the hire
of to take his luggage from the station. Upon
this the official rejoined that in future in such
case the offlcer should use the word "porterage
portunity not long after this incident to have
little fun with the war office. He submitted bill
including the item: Cabbage, two shillings."
This bill was, like the former, promptly returned
with statement that Green vegetables are not
be included in the travelling allowances of Off
GERS"
This was the officers chance. He wrote: Il had