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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-09-20
SUBSCRIBE FOR THE REVIEW.
REAL ESTATE BARGAINS

FOR SALE-120 acres cut over land. lake from
miles from town, well timbered for wood
ready to farm, bargain at $40 per acre.
A ACRES cut over land, some saw timber,
~ good soil, 81 miles from town, $3.50,
TIDfBERED land, 50 acres. with pine. hemlock
l birch, maple. cedar and spruce: good sugar
bush, fine land. miles from town, cheap at
$1,000
FOR SALE-100 acres cut over land. with
enough stove wood to pay for land; q mile
lake front: good soil: 81 miles from town; for
S10peT acre.
HARDWOOD LAND-100 acres. miles from
IL town good sugar bush; log house and barn;
Is acres cleared, $1,000
FARM-l40 acres, acres cleared, good house.
barn, hennery. buggy shed; ~ miles from
depot: q mile on Wisconsin river: good water
and good fences, $500.
O0 ACRE FARM. with log barn 30x6O: all
~ cleared and fenced: miles from town, a
bargain for 800.
TAlPOVED FARM. 200 acres, half cleared, log
house, two barns, stable and we'll; ready for
farming: new railroad surveyed through land;
bargain at'9lO per acre, terms to suit.
For information in regards to
the above bargains can be obtain
ed by addressing,
O. e. BOWEN,
P. O. Box Q. EAGLE RIVER WIS.
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SEPTEMBER WEDDINGS.
ANDERSON-GLEASON.

This evening at eight O'Clock
at home of Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Vance of State Line, Rev, c. W.
Pinkney will unite in marriage
Miss Grace Gleason of Marseilles,
Ill. and Mr.. Enoch Anderson of
Kollo, Ill. The bride is a niece
of Mr.. and Mrs. Vance.
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(First issue August 21-last oc'o''
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Department Of the INTERIOR

Land Office at wausau, Wis, Ao 5S4i, ! -nor
Notice is hereby given that J - ,,lnrce Of 81
intention n9 to make final five year Pr&22 @P
port Of his claim VIZ Homestead ,f rD ]. XVI,
10599 made July % 1902 for the m5'' that sas.
Sec. 1, TIP. 40 N, Range 10 Il, j, Il-y Judge
proof will be made before the CQ OK iiqJ,
Eagle River, Wis. on October lL I.,as TO prey.
his continuous residence upon; and 9aSp IC.orI
of said land, viz: Henry smith yTag1e RjT"
John Mishack, Joe Foley all OIL H'7
Wis paoister
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MAKING ReparaslGn.

In some unaccountabIe manner little
Frank had spilled a bottle Of ink on
his grandmother's carpet. I'm awful
sorry" he apologized, "but'-thinking
of his little savings bank-"Tll buy
YOU another bottle, grandma"
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Legal Notices,
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Contest Notice

DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERTop
UNITED STATES LAND OFFrcr
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-07-24
From obscurity to Renown.

An ancient well. once surrounded by
walls eight feet high In 'leolng field, ;"
Trcwsbury Mead, valley about three
miles from Cicrcnccstcr, near the vii
lage of kcmble, Is the source known
as Thames head In summer no sign
of water or Of water plnntS can he
found near il. Its walls are now down,
and thickly lntcrlaeed vines and brush
hide II from view In winter II over
flows floods the valley and contributes
Its little force 10 the greatest Of island
rivers Thus from an obscure, hidden
and neglected origin England's historic
river swclls and flows ON until, upon
lts pellucid bosom above Folly bridge
to It's brackiSh waters below the Tower
Of London, II nurses everything from
nm infants gentle pleasures to the sin
lister tragedies of the greatest city In
the world From "In Thamcslnnd
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-07-24
THE BAY HORSE.
An Old A alb Legend That Tells of His
Unmatched Speed.

An Old A alb legend That Tells Of His
Unmatched Speed.
The hay colored horse Is said to be
ihe swftest of all the horses A story
to illustrate this is told OF certain
Arab shcik who having been engaged
in dght With another tribe, wns talk
ing his Hight with his little son.
They Mere both mounted ON II mag.
nihCcnt White mare which belonged to
the shciIl aud which had always been
highly valued ON account of the great
speed nj which II could 30 tftsr hay
ing ridden some little distance the
sheIl> asked his son to le9l, around and
see If they were being followed The
boy replied that there was some one
riding after them oh II black horse
The shcill seemed satisfied ON hearing
this report, hut presently repeated his
question. Tile hey answered that they
We're still being pursued, but that thts
time the horse was white Never
mind" said the father; "iuiuc Is
faster
In II few minutes he asked for n
further report. and the reply WAS the
same. with the difference TINT the horse
WAS II chestnut The shiek. however,
put his question fourth time. but
upon being told by his son that the
pursucr was mounted on II bay he
cried out. Then we are lost. for there
Is no horse which IT cannot overtake."
His words proved TO be true, FOR In II
short time they We're caught up with
and captured
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a Dou and an Euu.

y farmer IN Il western state possess
ed two dogs II big one called Alice and
II small ON that WIS named billy Al
Ice, greedy creature, WIS fond of fresh
eggs When she heard II hen cncklc she
always ran To look for the nest one
day she found one under the fruit shed
But size could not get the egg because
she WAS too large Ia 20 under the shed.
She went away and soon returned with
Billy, bringing him Just before tn.
hole
Billy was stupid and did not under
stand. Alice put her head In and then
her paws without being able to reach
the egg. Billy seemed to understand
what was wanted lie went under the
shed, brought out the egg and put II
before Alice. who ntc II with great sat
isfaction and then both dogs trotted
bff together Chicago Tribune
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Better Than the Music

In enc of the Australian mining
camps IN the old days there were no
women and children. only the hard,
horny handed men who fought with the
earth in the attempt TO wres' rrom It
the yellow gold To the camp there
came n band Of wandering musicians
and with the band We're the wife and
baby of one of the members \ grand
concert was planned In the big saloon,
and fine daslIing programme was
given.
But in the midst the baby began to
cry
In an instant tail freshman WAS on
his feet
'Shtop the music" he commanded,
"shtop the music and let's hear the
blessed baby cry" -Baltimore Amer
lean.
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A young woman new To mission work
on the east side, New York, wits lately
moved TO comment sndly upon the
monotonous and ehccrlcss existence Of
the Inhabitants OF the tcnements
Il suppose there Is little brightness
and recreation IN your lives" said she
10 an eleven year old girl.
ooh, | don't know about that" an
swered the girl IT amt So dull as
YOU might think Dcrc's always some
thin dom 10 keep ms from giitin' blue
It's lively sometimes. all right For
instance, has night the people on our
floor was a-cuttlu up high Dere was
II gentleman next To rs whit had 10
tremens, an de lady right across the
hall from us was Jagged 50 she nearly
bit her sisters ear Off New York
Tribune
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WHOLE NO. 1912
CURIOUS CAIRO.
The Water Sellers, Coffee Makers and
Fakirs of the Streets.

me Water sellers, Cotee Makers and
fahdrs OF the Streets.
The most numerous and also the
most interesting of street figures in
Cairo are the water sellers. some of
whom ga about with bi,lnous loolsing
.,s,tsi-ins 6lI,l u;,E VII 1T.
a+,,.... ..,,.,,. ,.,5.,.. i.a;,i,.. Ii.
- '9"'"s'
10y '''''' W 3" '''' VI "7'
p"'''iS' "'"i ''cSe jars OFTEN nave
piece Oh zee 1T tilelt mouth ana spfls
of mint hretruding on either side of
tee Ice The carrier with the gaatSkn
calls out his mission. but the other
With the lar carries In his left hand
two brass snucrrs. which he clinks To-
ppther with n sort of nusIrnl iinola
The water in either cnSe Is not filtered
hut is taken straight from the Nile.
and the purchasers are MI natives.
who pay n fraction of n peuuy for all
they are able to drink.
The street sellers of coffee are eynry
where. s,,uatting about ON the pave
ments In the most UNEXPECTED places.
Their outfits comprise merely n kettle
of charcoal. n small conner coffee cup
with "A long handle two or three small
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Fox and Gibbon.

When the furniture of Charles james
Fox, the famous English orator and
statesman. WAS sold by auction, there
was among the books II copy of the
first volume of Gibbons Roman his
tory 1t appeared by the title page
that the book had been presented by
the author to FoX, bat no considera-
tions of sentiment deferred the rccipi-
ent from writing on the fly leaf this
anecdote:
"'rh, author AT Brooks said there
was no salvation for this country un-
til SIX heads of the principal persons
In administration were laid on the tn
bic. Eleven days after this same gen
tleman accepted n place Of lord of
trade, under those very ministers and
has acted with them ever since"
Such was the avidity of bidders anX-
ious 10 secure the least scrap Of the
writing and composition Of the fa-
nous owner of the copy that owing to
the addition of this little record the
book sold for 3 guneas a large sum
for the times.
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MARK TWAIN'S CHILDREN.



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WIFE OR CHILD, WHICH?
An Ingenious Problem With Two In
teresting Equations.


Some time ago George was Dragging
about never having told II lle and lie
said he never would An lrishman,
hearing the assertion, made ii wager
with George that he could make him
tell IL lie In two minutes.
So Fat began: Surprising You and
your little child and her friend were
out In II boat for II row, the boat sud
denly capsized, and you We're all
thrown into the water. Now. which
child would YOU savef" asked Fat.
Well answered George, under the
circumstances | should save my own
In preference To any one clse'a child"
Very good" answered Pat. Nov,
suppose You ind your wife and child
were out for II row and the boat again
capsIZcd Now, which Of them would
You save, your wife or Your ehildY
After n thoughtful pause. George nm
swered TINT he would saXc his wife
"'rhere you are" cried Fat You
said nj first that you would rather stye
Your child In preference Ia any one
elsc's, but now YOU say that You would
save your wife. WHO Is somebody else $
child" rearson's Weekly
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JAILED FOR DEBT.
At One Time the Law Was Severe on
Those Who Owed Money.


In nearly every country until com
taratiNely recent times debtors have
eceG subject 10 Imprisonment After
ehe panic of 1870 l0l,Uuo Writs for
debt were issucd IN England In 1870
1000 persons MCrc sent to London
prisons for debt. aud on Jan t. 1910,
|. 200 persons were held for debt In
England and Males. 1000 in Ireland
and less than lOa In Scotland From
time 10 time notifications In the laws
governing the Imprisonment of debtors
have been made, SO that fewer debtors
year.
In 1879 there were 5000 debtors III
prison III Massachusetts. tu.Oo0 In New
York. I.n00 III fcnasy lNauia, 3.0e0 In
Maryland and II like proportion In 9TH
or states. Many of these persons We're
Jailed for debts OF 81 The law pro
viding for the Imprisonment of men
who could not pny their debts WAS
shown 10 he lmpractienble 10y statistics
taken from Philadelphia. where In 1888
there We're oS5 debtors imprisoned for
debts amounting 10 $4,000 The cx=
pcuse of keeping these persons In con.
iinement was S362 900, which was paid
by the city. and the amount recovered
by this method was S291
Imprisonment for debt WAS abolished
by congress In the United States In
1881, though this measure WAS not
fully enforced until 1879 New York
Tribune
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IMPARTIAL.

An English clergyman. recently set
tied In small town in rerthshre, met
n farmers boy while visiting the mem
beers of his congregation. In the course
of conversation the boy said his par
ents bad AN aunt staying With them.
The pnrson. not having much acquaint-
nncc with the Scottish language and
not quite comprel"ndIng what the boy
said asked.
"1hcn. do understand that your
aunt Is on your fathers side or on
Your mothcr'sf"
Piled
"Weel, whites the ane nn whiles the
ithcr, eXcep' when fcyther feathers
them baith" Dundee Advertiser.
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LEATHER BOUND BOOKS.
A Iittle Vaseine Improves and Pro
serves tho Binding.

serves tho Binding.
An official of the Congressional IL
brary WIS talking with II friend who
recently Ind purchased II handsome set
of leather bound volumes and said:
You had better examine those vol
umes carefully 10 see If the leather
needs feeding. If II Is now stock they
Will be all right let alone for several
years. hut If they have been on tho
shelves for some time the leather will
have lost most of It's natural oil and
become brittle. This applies especially
to books kept In private houses. which
are MS II rule much hotter than the book
stacks of a large library. There II
nothing more attractive than II fresh,
we'll preserved leather binding on II
volume and scarcely anything less so
than II dilnpldatch, cracked one
You can add years TO the life of II
leather binding and II hundred per cent
to its appearance by rubbing In n little
Nascline with Il piece of raw cotton
not too much. Just MS much ms the
leather Will thoroughly absorb Where
the binding bends Is where II Is most
likely 10 cruck The leather will not
be- greasy, rs the Naselnc Will be alb
two Is sufficient unless the books are
unduly exposed 10 heat" Washington
| Star.
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81 want YOU" said the old farmer,
Ito give the boy bout six or eight dol
lars worth o lcarnin', Fer Instance,
III start him on three bushels o corn.
then, when that's out, III keep him
a-movln' on Il couple o smokchouse
hams, an may decide to give YOU II
young heifcr To Farm him wrth' mn II
home raised COW for n leetlc I ~
tie"
'Do you want him 10 learn any Of
the higher branchesi'
"Well, after he climbs II leetlc you
might throw In bout II bushel or two
Of 'eln. or say bout n quarter o becf's
worth" Atlanta Constitution
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"a Tempest In a Teapot"

The expression "a tempest In tea
pot" Is one of great antiquity Its
first historic appearance Is In the DE
Lcgibus" of Cicero, who quotes II rs a
common saying. "GratIdius raised II
tempest In II liable, as the saying Is"
The French form, tine tempete dams
unc verre d'euu' "a tempest In a glass
of watcrJ, was first applied to the dis
turbances In the Geneva republic near
the end of the seventeenth century. In
England the word teapot was sub
stituted for the sake of ALTERATION. 1t
Is said to have been popularlzed by
Lord North, who employed 1t TO char
acterlze the outbreak of the American
colonists against the tax on tea.-Bos-
ton Post
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ORIGINAL GOTHAM.
The Scheme by Which Its Inhabitants
Fooled King John.


Fooled King John.
This namc Gotham was first applied
TO the city of Manhattan In II book of
humorous sketches called "Salmaguu
d." written about 1907 by Washington
Irving In collaboration with his broth
er Peter aud the poet rauiding.
II was evidently intended TO suggest
that the people OF New York made TN.
due preteusions 10 wisdom, and that
there were both satire aud wit In the
suggestion Is shown by the story of
the original Gothamites Gotham WAS
Il parish In Nottlughamshre, England.
The old story tells how King John
wished to pass through the parish hut
the people there faneying that the
passage of the king over II route made
II n public road, decided to prevent the
transit by all pretending TO be crazy.
Therefore when the king and his party
arrived they found every one of the
inhabitants employed In some peculiar
~ foolish task Thus IL group were
joining hands around Il thorn bush to
keep cuckoo from getting away, some
were Trying 10 Grown an eel, DINERS
dipping water with n sieve, and so on.
When the king saw these perform
anecs, he swore ut the people for a
puck of idiots and, turning, departed
with all his retinue. says the House
keeper. The Gothumites were delight
ed with the success of their scheme for
turning aside the king, regarding 1t as
superlatively clever.
After this Gotham came to have tho
reputation of being n sort of headquar-
tiers for cenceitcd fools. In the time of
Henry VIII. II book entitled The Mer
~ Tnles of the Mad Men of Gotham"
WAS published. Among these was the
story of the "I'hrec Wise Men of
Gotham" one of whose exploits was TO
go to SEA IN II bowl
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\ young lady having asked n surgeon
why woinnn WAS made from the rib
Of man III preference Ia another bone.
he gave hel the following gallant an
sNer SHE was not taken from the
head leSi she should rule over him, nor
from his feet lest he should trnmpie
upon her. but size WIS taken from his
side, that abe might be his equal; from
under his arm that he might protect
her; from near his iralt. that lac might
cherish and love her" Houston
CIroiIclc
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heroes OF the spanish Ndt.
This is the loycliest spot of ALL he
said. rs they sat down on the grassy
slope With their faces turned toward
the river. Washington will seem
dead after put you ON the train this
afternoon. Have you enjoyed this
week. little woman" II slight nervo GUS
hess i'll his Voice.
1T has been perfect" she said soft
ly After had you To talk to the
crowds didn't seem unfricndly ut all
they changed into set of good natured
passcrsby,
Il er haven't seemed to miss the
boys much lately, either" he said, ali
sentmindedly. watching her slender
fingers arrange the largest daisies and
clover leaves that she found near her
but I'll so to missing them again the
very minute your train pulls out this
afternoon
He sat up straight suddenly and
looked at her almost sternly
DO you think IL man ought to be for
given for telling n lie" he demanded
abruptly.
Her face paled slightly, and her eyes
We're large with IL fear that he might
i'll some WAY confess himself unworthy
Of the friendly confidence she had
placed in him. The uncouyentionality
of their acquaintance stood cut iii her
mind, suddenly, as viewed from the
worlds standpoint.
You haven't lied To me-" she asked
family
Absolutely, No one ever told Il big
ger one" he said, with his eyes fixed
Oh the clover leaves. failing To see her
pallor FOR ii Will not be the boys I'll
he missing 1t Will be just you."
Her color came back with II rush.
and she avoided his eyes rs she rose
hastily To her feet, the daisies and
clover leaves falling to the ground
I'm sure | Will be late for my train
IL we don't hurry back" she said
abruptly
Il almost wish YOU would miss lit
seems Il shame that YOU cannot afford
TO stay longer when | have moro
money than | can possibly spend I'm
less the town viii let me build en-
anatha,. f{,,r.,,, W, ....,,t.l,,,, -, -,
80,
-, ~
~ z,,f.,,,.t ,,..,,.., ,,.,,,.,..
his half formed idea.
There there little woman don I
-,
n,,t ,,,,,,,s.,,..,,, na,a -. ',
-. sl'..',,',. ;; ="
- '''''t7 ''' 49, - '''"' " >"
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They Disaareed.

'"rhese fellows were lighting" said
the policeman
'Your honor" began one Of the prls
oners, Il beg of you not to accept sc
crude misconstrnctioH of our acts
Doubtless YOU have heard Of n gentle
mans agreementr
"Certainly"
"Wcll. we had one, but It had pro
grcsscd to the stage where II became 1
'gentlenian's disagreement :"
Yet was the judge deaf to reason
Philadelphia Ledger
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MY denr." said the caller, With n
smile, TO the little riIl Who occupied
the study while her father, an eminent
literary man, WAS at dinner, II suppose
You assist your father by entertaining
the borcs"
Yes" replied the little girl gravely.
"Please be seated Judge
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Hurt His FEELINGS.

81 told YOU that poor young widow"
began MIS- Nuritch, tint you'd give
her boy work If"
"Well, | won't" interrupted Nuritch
she sent him today with II note that
said / laust find employment for my
son, even If he works for II mere pit
tancc' lhc nerve Of her calm me n
mere piltaBcc.'" Philadelphia Press.
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HIa Slim CHANGE.

You can answer me one more ques
ton perhaps, Miss Butte" said Archie.
mortified at her refusal. 'Is there any
other manf'
"'fhere is every other man, sir" she
responded. with flashing eyes. You
would be absolutely the last, Mr.
icathertop'
As there appeared TO be no further
business before the house. Archie has
lily adjourned without form Chicago
Tribune
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His Work.

What" asked the man who IL al
ways preaching, have YOU ever done
to mike this brighter worldY'
1--WE done II lot IN that line. strau-
ger" said the one With the large. rough
hands, I'm barn painter by trade.
and generally paint EN- red" Chica
90 Record Herald
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II had supposed until yesterday, doc.
tor, that the days of the bleeding OF
patients were past"
And 50 they are But what changed
your mind"
"The bill you sent me-"
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Mean thing exclaimed Mrs, New
lived ITS Just brutal Of you to call
1t this stuff You said yon'd be glad
II bakea ny own bread
Yes, dear" replied the great brute,
but didn't say wanted you to bake
mine" Philadelphia Press.
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Tho Trials of Life.

Visiting Prison Chaplain Nh. my
friend this world Is fun Of trials In
carccratcd Guest Don't know II, mis-
ter? Amt | nd my share Of 'enf But
II amt the trials minds so much It's
the yerdicts Philadelphia Inquirer.
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Tho Brute.

Mother-n Law Has the young man
who saved my life yesterday called
upon you yet? Son-ln- Law-Yes, in
deed He has already made his apollo
s.--Fllegeude Batter.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-07-24
She Was Fed.

Mistress Ibid Yon remember to feed
the cat every day during my absence
Servant Every day but one, maam.
Mistress And d'dn't the poor thing
have anything 10 eat all day. Servant
Oh, yes. na.am; she ate the canary
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