The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-08-22
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ATcHlsoM cLoHE SIGHTS.

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ambition.
A yellow dog has natural longing
for q darky.
There are a good many rabbits play
ing lion parts.
Few men have courage enough to be
timid and admit II.
You can't correct mistake by telling
how hard you tried.
A guilty man Is sure to claim he
wasn't given c fair trial
You hear OF a good many romances
Through the divorce courts.
A woman can look pleased when she
is not, but man can't do 1t.
You never hear OF anyone troubled
with insomnia early In the morning.
"A western man never thinks much or
an easterner'g ability to ride q horse
y The average farmers wife hasn't a
very good opinion OF creamery butter.
When an ugly man Is a favorite with
the ladies, how the handsome men fussl
Among q thousand men. there are
only two or three who are really lead
ers.
So many people consider a wish an
compliment to be called "a nice little
man."
You soon become very tired Of the
good person who takes an interest
in you.
Here lately people do not regard a
guarantees as more valuable than 2
The citizens OF every dead town
claim II was sold out by railroad
company.
A Plain Drunk is the nearest APP
prcach some men can make to the
Simple Life.
Some men remember favor this
way: Where they got 1t when they
want another.
The man who drinks to assert his,
rights" has peculiar notion OF per-
sonal liberty.
Some men are mean enough to tell
their wives how well things are cooked
at a restaurant
To a man with a little sense, prob,
ably the greatest annoyance in the,
world Is fool.
The man with a big Ash story has
earnest competition In the man whose
dreams come true.
The man who always has a
scheme on tap never seems to be
much OF success.
The only time you hear of some peo-
pie Is when they begin doctoring for
some new ailment. E
II you think an occasional "skinninR''
does your friends good, it is sign YOU
are fond of gossip.
They say woman can't keep q Sc.
cret. Ever try to learn a womans age
by direct questioning?
Hope Is something as useless as
worry, but the hopeful man feels het-
ter than he who worries.
The man who rolls" his own cigaret
will always tell you how Injurious the
manufactured article is.
According to their own stories, some
men spend most of their time turning
down offers of good jobs.
II you are not quite certain as to
whether or not you are a fool, the
chances are against you.
For every man who works, there are
three or four who bother him by trying
TO sell him something.
There are no songs or orations about
her, but the hen has done more for
the country than the eagle ever will.
Nearly every farmer living close to
a town at some time thinks OF getting
rich by laying out blnrying ground.
IT is a real shy mans secret belief
that nothing worse can happen a man
than to have q baby left on his porch.
When a man prides himself upon al
ways being perfectly just you may de-
pend upon 1t others do not think he is
What good excuse is there for peo-
pie labelling themselves because there
has recently been death in the
family.
After all the only sure happiness we
have today is the knowledge that we
don't know what is going to happen to-
morrow.
Summer is also the time the girl
with a voice" keeps the tired neigh
bors awake by her efforts to sing them
to sleep.
Learn the particular style or beauty
a man admires and you have fair
description OF the last woman to fas-
cinate him.
Our idea OF perfect gentleman is
a grocer, who, when faster steals
piece OF cheese, gives him a cracker
to eat with 1t.
The first year boy is away from
home he never fails to speak, In his
letters, of the evenings he has spent In
his room studying.
II you don't laugh at mans joke,
he says you have no sense of humor;
It never occurs to him that he lacks
the sense Of humor.
Practice sometimes makes perfect.
For instance, Ii E1akes a perfect bear
OF the man who has to hear a good
deal of II on the piano.
An Atchinson man has a new way of
telling fish story. Il caught SO many
fish when boy" he says, that do
not care for them now"
Every town woman thinks with scorn
that IL she were farmers wife, sha
would like to see the man who could
make her do the milking.
When woman cleans out bureau
drawer she leaves the drawer as full
as before beginning, and throws out
enough junk to fill It again.
Sometimes we see children crying.
and think they haven't much to cry
about, but old people only cry when
they can no longer keep from 1t.
Nothing makes a man quite so mad
as to be put to sleep in a bed that has
to have a lot OF fancy coverings remov-
ed before IL is ready to sleep In.
The loafer will always tell you there |
isn't much opportunity for man I'M
this town" Still, there are twenty
four hours In a day here, as elsewhere. !
You think an orphan child Is sad
sight; what do you think OF parents
who have outlived all their childrenq
Isn't that sight with more grief In
It?
A boy can think OF many reasons
why he would like to be grown up"
but when company comes he forgets
them all but waiting for the second
table.
1t is about as hard for a widow to