The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-12-08

/ AND EXPLAINS WOMAN'S SUI
GRAGE WITH a STORY.

These ~suffragettes may have the right on
tfheir aide. I'm a single man myself and
srhave no license to bestOw more than what
YOU may call a casual glance At what women
f, maire their own.
aTsxe lt that II a woman says she enjoys
RgitatinR FOR more rights than she has Il 10
not for man 10 question the deal. To turn
r IL about. IL would be as II a woman ques-
toned a man about his smoking, the num-
hsr Of toddies he takes before q meal TO
make him feel az well as he would wish to
feel when he dimes.
No woman does that. Has n man, then.
. a license to question n woman about her
indulgences, be il woman's rights OF 8
O'Clock teaP
Rosebud was az innocent Of satire as a
bubbling spring is OF cells in presenting his
proposition. He ia, "a he said. a single
e. man himself. and therefore an impartial
observer of women, besides being 10y nature
candid
No, son, the good Lord created man and
woman unlike. II they were alike quail
fed to vote they would both have been
voting when the stages ran on Broadway.
Perhaps even before that.
What we mast consider il that II a woman
thinks she ought to say that she ought to
VOTE. In it polite in man to say she ought
on nua,u No ,riri,, find all
tho ,-ouLIa 7 co.,, e., l,, .ynycssing opin;ons
80, r, - mon ~ no bctt,r
ahana mooLav n ha LOOMS Sor troub,e.
IT, 80, .o.sna ,ha,S ir Crawr,rd NcGo~an
n. ! ,nonksv hnI I've s.,rn him hook for
,-o,,LLo - ,,, ,,ard Isdv NcOoU,n-
a. ,ou u,.a,s,o,J
Ard mavha I am wrong there. would
wiah IN have Ji.nn,r with no Soman. II
mould tro,bIe u, p,rh,,s il does not
,ro, HE Cra,ys.rd
Oplv tha n,bar nigL, MIA dining Uith
,haro and Nj, Jans tLc,c There il
a ana s,,aro w,,,,n Uitb , Lnoyyledoa Of
lsnS,,ases md bis,or,, which makes ma
wondsr VIZ A. ever or.ps abook And
thsra again ns,rls mr.. nusar. II Won or I
oDanad a - IL ,.o,,L. H.. 4, la.rn aoma-
thinS and tbaya's osnn enouSh for MA to
waUt 10 RI, ws seldom do.
Thara,. Miss Inv. .ho Luo,Vs .yayvtbinv
and need. 70 omen nn ho,L lint Won couIdn't
keep her OUT Of the book shelves il they
were filed with mice. She WAS telling me
n wonderful story out of a book about
an old opera that is going on again soon.
The name of il is Bella Lane"
Well. IL seems that there were three
ladies', something like fairies, as | gathered
10. and thev had quite AN argumen, which
was the most lovely. So they 90 to a
gentleman. Mr.. Paris think he was called.
and make him the referee.
It's a job | wouldn't care for. I'D hate
60 pass an opinion as to whether any woman
was good or bad or more or lees lovely
than another. Ii would worry me. !
but these ladies' make a proposition to
Paris TO settle the delicate question. Three
men would let il go at that. At the most
they would only try to look their pTettiest
and take what was coming to them.
o. But not 40 with these ladies. 1t seems
shat sOme cutup had tossed into the bunch
an range. or maybe il was a lemon. I
the fairest." So one of the ladies. Miss
Juno il was. tells Paris il he would give her
the trophy she would use her pull to make
him ruler over Asia. But he passed her mp.
And no wonder. with all the Chinese and
other heathens he would have to make
vote the straight ticket.
SeeinR that Juno hadn't landed the
goods, another OF the ladies'. Miss Minerva.
.avs II Paris would give her the decision I
she would zee that he got all the military
reuown the papers would print But Paris
was no farmer. He knew that even If
Minerva Jumped him over the whole army
list and made him a General he'd have 10
do a fifteen mile ride some day. So he
passed up Miss Minerva.
Wall air Miss venps was the third and
.be had had time to fra me nm the lad When
shs go, ,he soor aha Jaws 10 paris that n
no vsvs har the Iamon-or was !, an annIa9-
.ha'J range a ma rr;a va with him with tbe
mos, haap,;rvI woman in the world
Sha naIIad him Rut there was a scapdaI
.at that n aeems thai the most beautiful
woman in the world was the wife of a Marty
in Snarta-wbich I think ia in the north
mart 81 the state The Iadv'a mama waS
HELEN and Paris eIoDed with her 70 Trov
nrobahIv meaning 10 90 10 Saratoga or !
the night boat here and the oorty
Srom Snarta overtook him There was ,
rraat rouyb bouse lane