Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-08-17

yellowish.
So. blufIing with the water caraffe, you
pour into your green drink, say. its weight
in the cheaper though God-given liquid-so
you have the puree. 1t makes a drink last
longer. Consummate buffers for respect
ability at the end when there is little left
dash in the water with bridget the opal
escence of tenderfoot, and the ladies pass
ing say:
There's a gentleman at last.'
The White Absinthe
For prudent souls, who know that the
green color leads to the bughouse, there is
the famous mark of oxygenated. IT'S my
health" grins an unspeakabIy fat man in
the advertising poster How it is oxygen
ated, why, no amateur has ever asked; but
1t is snow-white absinthe even when mixed
with water, and shows by no degrees of
shading into opaleScence whether you're a
gentleman or not
The Swiss invented white absinthe. Only
its stencil betrays it. And If you take a
cheap Swiss absinthe, pour In one-third its
weight OF Swiss vulneraire three drops of
which on the tongue Of a dead dog will
make him sit up and smile) and cool the
mixture with its weight in slowly melting
Ice. you have the Swiss girl"
One Swiss girl will galvanize a dead
one, out two nights. to brilliant activity.
Two Swiss girls will lead him by the
where the lark sings as she rises.
The white lady" is another reliable
awakener of tired youth and Regeneration Of
maturity. To make her ewes shine YOU
take white absinthe, shaken with the whites
Of two fresh eggs to form a protecting
coating to the lining of the stomach-as
old-time sports let melted butter swim on
top of their hot scotcheS. Prolonged gayety
Is the primary effect. Secondarily a
brain-Jolt as If done with a bung-starter
after gladstone hours. The white lady
really REQUIRES travelling companion or
at least messenger boy to tell the cab
man where to drive the body.
Other bug" Drinks.
Prudent candidates for the Fair gardens,
not hurried to quit everyday activity
put in soft drinks like Khroumir between
real ones. The fireman's hose is so called
because of the long. flexible artificial straw
which accompanied its introduction in
lady bar of Marseille. There, too, origi-
mated tigers milk.
Take fine champagne cognac. mix an
equal quantity of orgeat strup and fill up
with Ice water. A cooling, grateful bever-
age, the f1reman's hose.
For tigers milk, you must have Santa
Cruz rum and four llqueurs. l won't tell
what they are. I've done enough harm al
ready. FIJI up with ice water.
But If you want to try poor mans cham
payne a modsh public ball novelty among
the decent artisans Of the Saint Antoine
quarter Of Paris, 1t IS easy
You get bottle OF French vermouth, not
the Turin variety, nor the special French
vermouth called "Exportation." Just
plain French vermouth. charged with five
essential oils.
You mix IT with unfavored sirup-and
you are ready to do politeness to a lady.
Yank her to the buffet. Fill her glass
one-third full OF the mixture. Then turn
on the syphon.
Poor mans champagne, Oh, they dance
gayly to It Sunday afternoons. the little
artificial flower girls. workers in lamp
shades all kinds OF articles de Paris"
pale Paris blossoms. houced-in, delicate
svelte, tender. thankful for an hour of
forge tfulness and laughter.
STERLING HELLO