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Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06
Hillside Chicken Coon.

I have adopted the plan Of substi-
tuting a large roostlng coop for each
thirty or forty chicks as soon as they
are large enough to roost, says an
American Agriculturist correspondent.
This is made from dry goods box
four feet long, three feet wide and
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

An Eastern paper tells how five
sharks lined up and chased sturgeon
uLtll they were driven off by a color
ed woman and her grandchildren who
protected the fugitive in his retreat.
1t was a narrow escape for the stur-
geon, and he must have reflected on II
gratefully while he was being cooked
AMI eaten by his deliverers.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

According to Sir James Crichton-
Browne the English people are threat
ened with extinction because they do
not eat enough. Nobody who has ever
seen an average Engllshman with a
square meal In front of him in this
country will share Sir James fears on
hat score.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

One of the ministers declares that
woman has no sense when she Is in
love. OF course man always retains
full possession Of his reasoning facul-
ties when he has become convinced
that some woman with an up-tilted
nose and raspy voice is an angel.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06
Not So Religious,

"But II 1t Is true that she had been
attending church regularly, must you
not admit that in the matter of religion
she Is a close observer"
Say, rather, clothes observer.
She simply goes to church to observe
the clothes Of the other women
Philadelphia Press.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

When Pennsylvania woman was
told a few days ago that her husband
had committed suicide she exclaimed,
"Thank Cod" We take 1t for grant
ed that she will not wear mourning
over If black is becoming to her.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

Joe AkkioJoglau, a Turk, has had
his name changed in New York to Joe
Whlte-White being the English of Ak
kiojoglau. Reasonable people will not
be likely to blame Joe for his desire
to save wear and tear.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

President Castro of Venezuela, who
has fined an asphalt company absut
24.0OO,OOO boliyars, may have an am
bition to be the Kenesaw Mountain
lands of South America.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

II a man loves his wife, he will quit
smoking, at her request; but II wom-
an loves her husband, she will not
ask 1t.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

There are s1,722 people in the iris
ons of the United States. Most Of
them are not gentlemen who took lib
critics with stock belonging to other
people.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

The Salt Lake Tribune thinks "a
real gentleman forgets the clothes he
wears" The would-be gentleman. we
suppose. merely forgets to pay for
them
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

The slump In stocks is said to have
made 1t necessary for a lot of New
York mlllionaires to sell their automo-
bilees. We haven't heard that 1t has
been necessary for ahy of the Kansas
farmers to pawn their touring cars.
Hence there Is no reason to be fright
ened,
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

'The Fool Hath Said In His Heart,
There Is No God.'" Is the title of one
of the new plays. We have been un-
able to learn why the author left out
the rest of the Bible.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

The Medical Journal says: "Sur-
geons everywhere are declining to re-
move the vermiform appendix" Why
mol be more specific? Where. for Ia
stance2
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

The transfer of the Congo from King
Leopold to a soulless corporation is
generally looked upon as change for
the better.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06
Slightly Mixed.

"Made an Irish bull, you say?"
eyes, he told the jury that he would
tear every thread Of decency from the
defendant and hold him up stark
naked In cloak Of shame for the
world to look at."-Houston Post
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

Get two boards
about 3h feet long
fasten together to
come to a point,
with a brace at
open end. The sin
gletree Is attached
to brace by means
Of clevises and
chain. The horse
walks in the row,
and this fool win
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

The Seattle (Wash.) thief who was
shot nine times by detective is now
in a position to make a noise like a
Iced mine.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

1t is pleasing as well as encourag-
Ing to read Of the prompt and effective
manner In which the good people Of
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

1t appears that an automobile can
run over a cow and turn turtle without
even turning the COW.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

Every time you become confidential
with some people, you hear Of new
kind of dirty trick.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

The Washington State people seem
to think the Hindoo Is a Hoodoo.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06

Riches do not always take wings and
hy away. Sometimes they take lIns
and lose themselves in water.
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06
A POTATO COyerer.

B. P. Wagner of Missouri has lie
vised the following: The illustration
shows how l make my potato coverer
Lincoln County leader. [volume] (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, 1907-12-06
Saving Seed.

POTATO C0VERER. and this tool will
do the covering nicely.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
CAN FoRETEtL THE WEATHER,
Scientist Thinks Animal and Birds
Have That Pow r.


Are the tree toads. swallows, and
fishes trustworthy barometers? Prof.
Robert Lendlmayer, OF tho University
OF Prague, assures tho world that
many species of animals probably
sense electric waves cmanating from
distant storms the local electric ter
sion, the ionizing of the atmosphere
the permeability Of higher strata to
light in small waves, and the atmos.
pheric pressure, as well as moisture
and temperature. and by certain com.
binaticns OF such perceptions are re.
fiexively led to special actions that
stand In Il casual relation to the com.
ing weather. The question whether
the high or low flight respectively OF
the Insects and the behavior OF the
fishes. tree frogs, and swallows stand.
ing in connection Herewith can be
used as weather indications seems
to him IN be not finally answered. So
far as the scientific investigations per.
NIT conclusion no connection exists
Indeed, but since an instructive &C.
commodation OF the conduct of the
Insects to the coming weather Is pos.
sible and undoubtedly would be ex.
tremely advantageous to them, he
deems 1t nevertheless not impossible
that such one exists in fact.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
A Question Of PRIVILEGE,

A We. known Harvard professor
was o. y travelling by trolley from
Cambridge to Boston, where he de
sired to call upon friend. He asked
the conductor to transfer him to the
city cars at certain point
Soon afterward the car stopped and
the Harvard man, on looking out OF
the window. was surprised to see the
very friend he was seeking. He start
ed to leave the car, but the conductor
stopped him
you can't change here" he said
brusqucly.
The professor passed him. making
no response.
you can't change here. / tell you
persisted the conductor.
BY this time the professor was on
the rear step. Here. you old jay
exclaimed the conductor, haven't
told you that you can't change
here"
At this the good man flushed We'll
/ can change my mind here, can't ~
--Lippincotts Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Uses Substitutes for Cash.

Mark Twain, at a dinner In New
York. related some "reminiscences OF
his early days OF journalism In Nevada
City.
I'VE paid for outside contributions,
he said, but not always in cash. As
a rule. our letters Of acceptance would
run like this:
Dear Jones: We send you per
bearer one pound Of bacon for your
fine poem on the county fair. Please
receipt for same
Dear Col CrabbIe: For your val.
ued article on The Country's Needs
we beg to send you herewith two gal
Ions Of corn whisky. 1t is the same
brand you have been using ever since
the war. Kindly acknowledge receipt.
Dear Tompkins: We inclose q
corset in payment for your fashion az
ticle.'
Dear Senator: Understanding
that you are about to enter the state
campaign, we send you a shotgun and
nine rounds of ammunition for your
admirable article on the political sit
uStion. Exchange
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Americas Babel.

This upper corner OF Michigan t. a
show ground of the people of 30 ma
tions AT work, side by side In peace
and comfort The native.born Is out,
numbered on basis Of one American
to 100 foreigners
The Cornwall and Finnish miners
lead In numbers, followed by the Irish
Scotch. Welsh. German, Polish
French. Danish, Norwegian, Swedish
Polanders, Russians. Hollanders
Greek. Swiss, Austrians. Belgians
Negroes, Slavs. Bohemians, with Q
sprinkling above ground OF Chinese
Arabians. Persians and one family oil
Laplanders
There is an amazing medley Of
races, In which the American seems
fairly lonesome. Among the loca
newspapers are the Weekly Glasnik
the Daily Paiyalehti, the American
Soumetar and La Steptinelli.
Even the leading American news
paper publishes for the benefit of II,
subscribers daily column In the dia
lect of Cornwall.-Outing.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
For Chronic Diarrhoea

While in the army in 1868 l was
taken with chronic diarrhoea," says
George M. FELTON,, of South Gibson,
Pa. Il have since tried many RENE
dies but without any permanent re-
lief until Mr.. A. w. Miles Of this place
persuaded me to try Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy,
one bottle of which stopped 1t at
once" For sale by Ritter Bros. Drug
Store.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
MARKING the Santa Fe Trail.

The famous old Santa Fe trail Is to
be marked 10 that its location will not
be forgotten. The school children Of
Kansas we're asked to contribute q
penny each to secure suitable mark.
ers for this pioneer highway Of prog.
ress, and 369.166 responded. With
8 fund the trail will be outlined in
IN enduring manner from Kansas City
to Santa Fe. 500 miles as the cara
vans made 1t. the time consumed for
the ound trip being 10 days. 1t 10
b.asved the '-ail dates back to 1910,
whom Spanish adventurer led an ex
petition from Mexico rs far north as
Kansas. But 1t was not until the be-
ginning of the last century that the
American trader and pioneer utilized
the long trail that stretched out into
the wilderness Of the new Ell Do
RADIO.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Saturday, Oct. S, 1907.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

Garland was visited by pleasant rain
Tuesday night
Mrs. VI A Boothe and children spent
Monday 10 Brigham City.
Heber Foulger Of Ogden spent few
days In town this week.
Sheriff Josephson was in Garland
Monday on legal business.
DR.. VIM. l.. Rich and o. l.. Win
tiers were Ogden visitors Saturday.
Mrs. +. A. Nordquist returned Tues
day from visit with relatives in Og-
den.
Most everybody aud their grand moth
ers have gone to conference and the state
fair-and still going
Mrs. Owens of Willard, mother Of
J. F. owens, spent last Saturday and
Sunday in this city.
Joseph Jensen. Of the firm Of Jensen
Bros. WAS transacting business in Brig.
ham and Ogden Thursday and Friday.
W. II. Rowe of Corinne gave the
Globe Office PLEASANT call last
Saturday while in town on business.
J + Owens, wife and children, went
TO Willard Wednesday to attend the
golden wedding of Mr. Owens parents,
Mr. and Mrs Owen Owens. They re.
turned Thursday evening.
VI A Boothe made q big slaughter of
ducks ut the Garland Duck Club Mon
day. brought them home, hung them on
:he clothes line and told his friends to
help themselves. When we got there,
the clothes line was bare and ye hungry
editor got nonc--but there's mud hen
coming, coming, coming up today
Is new students enrolled In the
Garland public school Monlay. max
ing total OF 1875 pupils now enroll
ed. Every seat Is taken and quite a
number OF students will come In next
week
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
A weak

Stomach, causing dyspepsia. a weak
heart with palpitation or intermittent
pulse. always means weak stomach
nerves or weak heart nerves. Siren
CITIZEN these inside or controlling ner-
yes with DR.. Shops Restorative and
see how quickly these ailments dis
appear. Dr. Sheep Of Racine. Wis,
will mail samples free. Write for
them. A test will tell. Your health
is certainly worth this simple trial
Sold by all dealers.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
insult TO Injury.

Dentist-You know that more than
three months ago / supplied Baron
Won Eallstein with a full set Of teeth?
Well, ! went the other day to collect
the money which he owed me for
them, and not only did he refuse to
pay me, but he had the efrontery to
gnash ut me-wi.n my teeth
Fhegende Blattnr
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
BLACK PEOPLE IN PERSIA.
Their Presence Is a Puzzle to Learned
EthnoIoeists.

One of the research men" Of the
Carnegie institute at Washington.
now travelling in the east, has made
an interesting report With reference
TO the existence in ancient Persia Of
o race Of black-sktnned men. who
possessed features resembling those
Of Africans.
The origin of these people. as we'll
as their apparent DISAPPEARANCE in
modern tunes. have furnished pux.
cling questions for ethnologists for q
great many years. Come have sup.
posed that a.. prehistoric timSs the
greater part Of southern Asia was oc.
cupied by primitive black race, OF
which only vestiges remained when
the empires Of Babylon and Assyria
arose. Lately. descend ants Of the
black man who figured In the early
history of Persia are believed to have
been found by the Russian explorer,
DR.. DanIloff, dwelling among the
mountains near Shiras, east OF the
Persian gulf.
These people. although they still
form an independent group. mingle
with the surrounding population, as
In ancient times. and find employ.
ment at long distances from their
home. Some Of them are to be seen
In the city Of Teheran.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
ANDREW sCHENCK.
President of the Germanin Fire In
Insurance Co., Recommends Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy.

have used Chamberlain Cough
Remedy in my family for over year
and can say that II has never failed
10 cure the most stubborn cough or
cold. can recommend 1t to any
family as II sure and safe children =
cough remedy.--Andrew Schenck.
Ayton, Ont. This remedy is for sale
by Ritter Bros. Drug Store.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
A Criminal Attack.

on an inoffensive citizen is frequent
~ made in that apparently useless
little tube called the appendix" It's
generally the result of protracted con-
stipation, following liver torpor. DR..
Kings New Life Pills regulate the
liver, prevent appendicitis and estab-
lish regular habits Of the bowels. 25c
at Ritter Bros. drug store.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
His Salvation.

Il wuz 30 low down in de finances"
said the colored philosopher. dat !
wuz des erbout ter hang myse I ter a
white oak limb wen man come long
en- paid me 40 cents he'd been a.owin'
ever sehce freedom broke out. en-
postponed de occasion en- quoiled de
rope up, en- went home ter support
Atlanta Constitution.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Out Of Sight.

"Out of sight, out Of mind" Is an
old saying which applies with special
force to a sore, burn or wound that's
been treated with Bucklen's Arnica
Salve. It's out of sight, out Of mind
and out of existence. Piles, too, and
chilblains disappear under its heal
ing influence. Guaranteed by Ritter
Bros, druggists. csc.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Fifty Years q Blacksmith.

Samuel r. Worley Of Hixburg, Va,
has been shoeing horses for more than
fifty years. He says: "Chamberlain's
Pain Balm has given me great relief
from lame back and rheumatism. 1t
is the best liniment ever used" For
sale by Ritter Bros. Drug Store.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Immense Sahara Desert.

The Sahara has over one.half tho
area of the United States. Its popu'
lation Is very small for its area. The
Libyan and Nublan deserts are only a
continuation of it to the Red Sea-
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Boil Your Fleas Away

The flea is now accused of dissemin,
ating disease germs. Whether this is
true or not 1t Is just as well to boil
your feas and be on the safe side
Scranton Tribune.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
AIabama's Coal FieIda.

The bitmuinous coal fields Of Ala
cama cover an area OF $500 square
miles
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Women

To weak and ailins women there is at least one
way TO help. But with that way. two treatments.
must be combined. One Ia local. one Ia ooostitii-
Gonal. but both ar important both essential.
Dr. Shops Night Cure Is tfe Loal.
Dr. Shops Restorative. the Constitutional.
mucous membrane snppository Senedy. while DR.
shoop's Restorative Is wholly an Internal treat
ment The Restorative reaches throughOut the
entire system, seeking the repair of all nerve.
oil tissue, and all blood ailmaits
Tho Night Cure, ms It's name implies, does its
work while you sleep, II sootbes sore and inham-
ed mucous surfaces, heals local weaknssses and
discharges. while the Restorative. eases nervous
excitement, gives renewed vigor and ambition.
builds NJ wasted tissues bringing about renewed
'sirugtb. vigor, and energy, Take DR.. Shops
R'stontive-1Gbiets or Liquid-asa general tonic
70 tho system For positive local help use ss well
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
LEGAL
Foreclosure Notice

Default having been made in the
payment of that certain promissory
note for $4,000 90 given by D. Barry to
j. A. Kenyon, dated October %, 1892
and payable five years after the date
thereof, together with interest at 10
per cent per snnum from SAID date
and default having also been made in
the payment of interest at said rate on
said note and on said sum from April
%, 1906; the said note being secured
by Deed of Trust appearing of rec
ord in the office of the Clerk and
in Book 30 at page "a, wherein there
was conveyed in trust to the under.
signed for the purpose aforesaid the
hereinafter described property; and
the holder and legal owner of said
note having made demand upon the
undersigned for foreclosure under
said Deed OF Trust for the purpose of
paying off said note with the interest,
so far as the proceeds of sale thereof
will apply,
4No" 4IlIn Ell oItES, SuaS. w.
Darrow. the Trustee named in said
Deed of Trust under and in pursuance
of the power and authority conferred
upon me in and by said Deed of
Trust, do hereby give notice that
will on Monday the 18th day of May,
A. ID. 1907, at 10 o'clock in the fore
noon of said day at the front door of
the Court House in the Town of
Glenwood Springs in said Garfield
County, sell at public auction to the
highest and best bidder for cash the
real estate con, eyed in and by said
Deed of Trust. to-wit Lots One
and Two in Block Eight in the Town
of New Castle in said Gar field Coun-
ty, according to the plat of said town
of record in the office of Clerk and
Recorder of said Garfield County and
all that portion of Lots One and Two
in Block Sixty three, if any, not in
cluded in said Lots One and Two as
described in said plat as the same are
plated in and by further plat in
said office of "Grande Butte - the
same being now a part of said Town
of New Castle, together with all i'm
provements situate on any and all
said land aud which may hereafter
be erected thereon, including the two
story brick structure in process of
erection at the date of said deed of
trust and likewise sell all right,
filp infarpSf ,.1ain dame and hanaHt
and equity Of redemption in and to
said property of the said D. Barry. his
heirs and assigns, therein.
Dsted at Glenwood Springs, Col
orado, this Stb day of April. A. d.
1907.
CHAS. W. BARROW.
4-13-5-11 Trustee
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
Notice Of Final Settlement

In the Matter of the Estate of l. N.
Cornell, deceased.
Notice is hereby given. That on
Monday the 22nd day of April, A. d.
1907, being one of the regular days of
the March Term of the County Court
of Garfield County. in the State of
Colorado. 1. David b. Cornell. Ad-
ministrator of said estate. will appear
before the Judge of said Court, pres
ent my final settlement as such Ad
ministrator. pray the approval of the
same. and will then apply to be dis
charged as such Administrator At
which time and place any person in
interest may appear and present OBJ
jections to the same if any there be.
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colo
RADIO, March 22nd, 1907
DAVID B. CORNELL,
Administrator of the Estate of l. N
Cornell, deceased. 3.30-42O
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
When Father Ha. the Grip.


Poor mother wears a worried look.
And sister wears a frown.
And If | venture up the stairs
They send me straightway down.
I'm going to the drug store now
Upon "A hurried trip
To get some other kind of dope.
For father has the grip.
| heard him groaning in the night:
He said his head would split
And then he thought his back would
break
In just little bit:
He told us that his legs were sore.
And soon it was his hip.
1t seems that everything is sick
When father has the grip.
The doctor came today and left
Some capsules. and he said
To take one each three hours until
The pain had really fled.
Said pa: THAT means twelve hours be-
fore
l give this pain the slip
I'll bet he'd find a faster dope
II he had got the grip"
And then he told ma that he thought
That he was going to die.
And ma says, mo: that isn't So"
And gave the reason why.
Then pa got mad and told her that
He didn't want her lip.
Oh. there's no comfort in our fiat
When father has the grip
Detroit Free Press.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-13
EUREKA /!
Yes, l Have Found 1t at Last

Found what? Why that hamber
lains Salve cures eczema and all
manner of itching of the skin. / have
been afflicted for many years with
skin disease. | had to get mp three
or four times every night and wash
with cold water to allay the terrible
itching, but since using tins salve in
December, 1905, the itching has stop
ped and has not troubled ne Elder
John T. Ongley. ROCKVILLE, Pa For
sale by all dealers.