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The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06

cipe furnished by Walter 4, Fisher =
Always be sure to get a fresh Ham.
burger. There is nothing that will
reconcile man to a vegetarian diet
SO quick as an overlpe Hamburger =
They should always be picked at the
full of the moon. To tell the age of
a Hamburger, look at it's teeth. One
row of teeth for every year, and the,
limit is seven rows. Now remove tha
wishbone and slice carefully: Add
Worcester sauce. and let it sizzle.s
Add pinch of potato salad and stir:
gently. Serve hot and talk fast while
eating.
IMITATION BEEF TEA (from re-
cipe furnished by Chief of Police
Shippy). the white Of an egg
and beat it without mercy. When it.
is insensible put it in the teapot and
add enough hot water to drown it..
Let it drown about 20 minutes, then
lead the yolk of an egg to the teapot
and push it tn.s Season with a small
pinch of paprika and let it simmer.
Serve hot, and always be sure to put
a piece of lemon IN the finger-bowl. 4
IMITATION ROAST BEEF (from a
receipt furnished by ]. Ogden Armour.
Draw from memory the outlines of
COW and remove the forequarter.
Place the forequarter on the gridiron
and let it sizzle. Now brown the
wheats and draw one. Add boiling
water and stir gently with an imita-
tion spoon. After cooking two hours
try it with can-opener. If it breaks
the can-opener, it is not DONE. Let it
sizzle. When the supper bell rings
serve hot with Imitation pickles on the
side. Nice pickles can be made from
green trading stamps, but be careful
to squeeze out all the premiums from
the green trading stamps before using,
because the premiums are full of pto-
maine.
IMITATION ROAST TURKEY (fur-
nished by Reginald DeKoven). Find
a copy of Thanksgiving day newspa-
per and select therefrom the fattest
turkey on page 3. Now, with a few
kind words coax the turkey away
from the newspaper in the direction of
the kitchen. Care should be taken
that the turkey does not escape in the
buffers pantry or fly up the dumb
waiter, because the turkey is very
nervous animal. Once you get the
turkey in the kitchen lock the door
and prepare the stuffing. The best
stuf1ing for turkey is chestnuts,
which you can obtain from any au-
thor who writes musical comedy. Now
remove the wishbone carelessly and
make wish. Add "a, multiply by 10
and sprinkle with SALT Then rush
the turkey over to the gas stove be-
fore it has chance to change it's
mind. Let it sizzle for four hours and
serve hot with jib cocktails snd Phil
ippine napkins on the side.
MOCK BEEFSTEAK (from q recipe
furnished by Billy Pinkerton) ).-Care-
fully remove the laces from an old
shoe and put them away, because they
can be used for shoe-string potatoes
just as soon as the potato trust gets
started. Beat the shoe with a ham,
mer for ten minutes until the tongue
stops wagging and it gets black and
blue in the face. Then put in She fry
ing pan and stir gently. Whea it be-
gins to sizZle add the yolk of IN egg
and season with parsley. Initiation
parsley can be made from gregn wall
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
The Papular Pumn,

Pumps, both in white kid and in
white leather, are worn, and the. trim
ming for the pump consists of tiny
bow of white kid. There are enamel
pumps in the pale colors which 60
very we'll with the pastels, such as
light yellow, the most delicate of
green and the finest and softest of
heliotrope.
In each and every case the stock
ings must match the shoes, and the
match must be exact There ID no
such thing as shoes and stockings
that do not match. They must CDR.
respond to 2 nfcety, fabric, tone and
general style being the same.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
Linen Costumes Are Fluffy

Linen costumes made with fase;-
mating little shoulder wraps or cofa
are rivaling the sheer skirt and SIX
coat models, and here, too, one offsn
finds the sleeveless coat which hks
found such favor this season, the ce>t
being as a usual thing formed alme~.t
entirely of lace or Of embroidenN
linen and lace en- suite with a skirt a
linen and worn over a sheer blouse It
lingerie material. The sleeve of tE1
blouse to be donned under a sleevelesa
coat must be Of the fluffy and frilrr
type, a plain sleeve, however correct
In line. not giving the desired effect
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
zone Of Those Hand Painted Suburbs. y

such an extent by petting his adjec-
tives that he thinks he has Shake
Speare on hot skidoO for the sand
dunes, and when it comes to that po-
etAy he thinks he can make Hank
Longfellow beat up a tree.
Bunch and Alice joined the local
olub of course, and when Bunch read
some of his poetical outbursts at
free-and-easy one evening, society got
up on it's hind legs and with one voice
declared my old pal Jefferson to be
the logical successor to Robert H.
Browning, Sir Walter X. Scott, Bert
Tennyson, or any other poet that ever
shook quill.
Bunch began to fancy himself some
well, rather!
When Peaches and I went out West
chester way a few weeks ago to pass
weekend with Bunch and Alice all
we heard was homemade poetry.
When Bunch wasn't ladling out i'm
promptu sonnets Alice was reading
one of his epics or throwing fit over
perfectly lovely rondeau-what-
ever that may be.
1t was clearly up to me to hand
Bunch a good hard bump and wake
him up before that poetry germ began
to bite his arm off,
Bunch told me that in response to
the urgent demands of his Westchest-
or society friends he contemplated get
ting out little book of his poems and
this was my cue.
l figured it out that the antithesis of
book of poetry would be cook
book, so I hustled.
In few days I had the book framed
up; few days later it was printed,
and before very long Bunch's West
chester society friends were grabbing
for what they supposed was his fever
ish output of poesy.
This is what they got:
BY BUNCH JEFFERSON.
(F'rom Recipes Furnished by Famous
Friends.)
In presenting these Cuckoo Recipes
for the Chatting Dish to his friends Mr..
Jefferson wishes it distinctly under
stood that all doctors bills arising
frcm free indulgence in any of the
dishes suggested herein must be paid
oy the indulgee, and he wishes to
state further that while this book may
contain many aches and pains no
ptomaine is intended.
MOCK BAKED BEANS (from a re-
cipe furnished by Ex-Mayor Dunno y
Take as many buttons as the family
can afford and remove the thread. Add
pure spring water and stew gently till
you burst your buttons. Add a little
flour to calm them and let them siz-
zle. Serve with tomato catsup or mo-
lasses, according to the location you
find yourself living on the map. A
quart bottle of Pommery on the side
will help some.
MOCK HAM AND EGGS (from a
recipe furnished by Carter H. Har-
r1son).-Place the white of newspa-
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06

A''ce was Heao'ng one of:His Epics."
paper with the scissors. Ifsthere Is
no green wall paper in the house
speak to the landlord about It. Let il
sizzle. Should you wish to smother
it with onions now is your chance. be-
cause after cooking so long it is al.
most helpless. Serve hot with a hatch
ct on the side. If there are more
than four people in the family use
both shoes.
IMITATION IRISH STEW (from q
recipe furnished by Selmas MacMan.
us).-Remove the jacket and waists
coat from a potato and put in the
saucepan. Add three quarts of boiling
water. Get a map of Ireland and
hang it on the wall directly in front
OF the saucepan. This will furnish
the local color for the: stew. Let it
boil two hours. When the potatoes
begin to moult it is sign the stew is
nearly done. Walk easy so as not
to frighten it. Add a pint of rhubarb
and serve hot with lettuce dressing.
If the lettuce isn't dressed it ought
to be ashamed of itself.
1 haven't seen Bunch since the book
came out. But l know that he will
get back at me good and hard some of
these fine days. a.
Copyright. 1906. by G. W. Dillingham; Coz
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Jobn Henry
on -. --...
Cbafin&
Dishes
By George u. Hobart

Copyright, 1906, by G. W. Dillingham; Coz
pulled a wheeze on Bunch JET
ferson few weeks ago that made him
sit up and scream for help. Bunch ia
the Original Ace all right, but it does
put dust on his dignity to have any
body josh his literary attainments.
Bunch can really sling nasty little
pen, but he isn't anybody's John w.
Milton.
Not at ALL
He can take bunch of the English
language and flatten it around the
edges till it looks quite poetic, but
that doesn't make him George O.
Khayyam.
Not at ALL
The trouble with Bunch is that his
home folks have swelled his chest to
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
Roof Gardens for Berlin.

1t is proposed to introduce root
gardens in Berlin. A good many doc.
tors and professors are doing all they
can In favor of the scheme, and are
agitating for the gardens, particularly
In the narrower city thoroughfares,
The idea would not be difficult to
carry out, the houses being mostly all
Of one height, and it is already DOS.
sible In many pats to walk from ono
street to the next along a good broad
roof track.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06

Now that fancy silk coats are the
correct thing, one sees all sorts of
models, some of them exceedingly
good looking. Our sketch pictures a
snowy coat in black and white Paid
silk tafeta, with inlaid collar of black
velvet, bordered by bands of plain
white taffeta, which is also used for
the belt. A band of black embroidered
white silk trims the short and unique
sleeves.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
Pie vender Had Kick Comma.

'enuer 7au NICK Coming.
There is certain man in a little
northern New England town who sells
homemade pastry at the county fair
each year. The other day he called
on the town officers to protest against
the condition of the road leading
from his house to the fair grounds.
Land sakes! " said he, mo custard
pie would ever hold together to cross
such roughness as that"
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06

per In the frying pan and then cover
the center with an italian sunset
picked fresh from magazine picture.
This forms the basis Of the egg and it
tastes very realistic. Be sure to get.
a fresh newspaper and a fresh maga-.
zine edited by fresh editor, other.
wise the imitation egg will be- dull and
insipid. Now add 4 few slices of
picked lfnoleum and Try carelessly for
20 minutes. Serve hot with imita-
tioa salt and pepper on the side. This
is g daylight dish. because the sunset
effect is lost sif cooked after dark.
HAMBERGER STEAK (frpm . re-
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
On HAVING Idols.

IT'S good to believe that some one
person is the very best person in all
the world--the sweetest, most i fra
grant, the daintiest, yet the fairest-
minded. So many times, however, the
crash comes: where the idol tumbles
from the pedestal and breaks. Yet,
'tis lovely consolation to worship at
the foot Of the pedestal so long as
your idol. or ideal, stays put.-Man.
chester Union. = 49, :. 49," '-.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
Criminals Power Over Animals.

CTtmThaI8 Power over Animals.
Few criminals have possessed such
power over animals as did the Span
lard Guevarra, who was executed some
years back in Newgate, England, for
the brutal murder of a woman on
Hampstead Heath. He caught and
tanned two rats 80 that they would
come at his call and follow him about
anywhere. The mice, too, would come
running out Of their holes at the sound
OF his voice.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
8elujan Girls Learn Houseuori

Belgian Girls Learn Housework.
In Belgium girls are expected to
give five. weeks out of each school
year to learning housework. The girl
is required to know not only how to
cook dinner, but to clean up and
care for kitchen, dc marketing; wash
and iron.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
Dancer in lea.

The opaque center of artificial ice.
which a French physician has pointed
out, is due to freezing from the out.
side, the impurities. including bac.
teria, being crowded into the last po1s
ton to soudify. e.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
Pine Pollen Travels Far.

. The pollen from pine forests often
forms yellow coating on lakes, or on
the ocean as Tar as 200 miles from
the shore, and has been mistaken by
peasants for showers of sulphur. The
pollen grains Of the pine are provided
with hollow vesicles, which buoy them
up In the air very much on fh,s prin.
lciple of a boxskite. Mature studies.
in st. Nicholas rs IS -
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
THE PLATED SKIRT
Garment Has So Many Advantages
That It Is Sure to Remain
in Favor.

Women who have invested in plait-
ed skirts need have no fear that the
skirts will be wasted Plated skirts,
for utilitarian purposes, are sure to
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
The Authors New Home.

Like your new house?"
Its flne.'
There are six houses in the row.
I believer" -.z ~. s.# 81
YES, mine is the last one.'' &
"Good cellar?" [ s
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4 Mere N entail Ph.se.

Bronson-What is a winter resort!
Woodson-A winter resort? Well.
any place you go where You don't let
yourself think it u 10 cold sass 80 n o
home.-BroadWay MAGAZINE
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06

The home town is the best place
for the boys if you will make the
home town prosperous. Keeping the
money at home will do this. It
means home opportunities for your
children.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06

Don't drive around the hole in the
road week after week. Get your
neighbors together and fix it,
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06
TOWN BOOSTING TIPS,

The visitor who trips over your
broken sidewalk will not have q very
high opinion of your town as a place
of business.
The Virginia enterprise., 1907-09-06

The home market for the farm prod.
ucts is the saving clause in our sys.
tenn of government. Take awav the
in your community Not necessarily
home markets and the farms will soon
become Improbable and valueless.
No city mail-order house will ex.
tend credit to you when times ara
hard, or crops fail. Could YOU con.
sistently ask it of your home mer-
chant when you send your money to
the city during the days of prosper
ity?
Encourage small factories to locate
by means of bonus, but by keeping
the children in the home town that
they may become factory employees.
and get home opportunity to raise
in the world.
Do not begrudge the money paid
for taxes when it is used for road and
town improvements. Such an ex.
penditure is like bread cast upon
the waters will return many fold.
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Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-05-21
MINERAL APPLICATION No. 247

MINERAL APPLICATION No. PAT. United States Land Office, Phoenix, Arizona, April 2, 1907. Notice is here by given that Tom Doyle, of Globe, Arizona, for himself and his co-owner, Anton Trojanovicb, has made applica- tion for patent to the Pay Rock lode mining claim, Survey No. 2333, situated in the Globe Mining District, Gila
 County, Arizona, in Sec. g, Tp. N, R. Is E., c. & 8. R. B. & M., described as follows; Beginning at Cor. No. ], whence the N. H Cor. of Sec. 25, Tp. l F., R. l5 F., c. & s. R. B. & M., bears N. s deg. 34 min. w. Ss.76 feet; thence 8. co deg. l min. F. 4S0 feet to Cor. No
 2; thence N. s9 deg. 36 min. w. l3s5.2 feet to Cor. No. 3; thence N. % deg
 min. w. 344 feet to Cor. No. 4; thence N. s4 deg. AZ min. E. l390.9 feet to Cor
 No. l, the place of beginning. Location notices are recorded in Records of Mines, County Recorders office, said Gila County, as follows: Original, Book g, page 2sls amended, Book l2, page 203. Adjoining claims are Clinton on the north; Best Ever on the northeast; Ohio Boy No. 4 on the east; Lime Ledge on the south; and Castle Hill on the west. MILTON R. MOORE, Register
 First publication April ', 1907. 2la
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-05-21
MINERAL APPLICATION No. 25o

MINERAL APPLICATION No. 25o
 United States Land Office, Phoenix
 Arizona, April 6, 1907. Notice is here by given that Tom Doyle, of Globe, Arizona, has made application for pat. ent to the Even Up lode mining claim, Survey No. 2335, situated in Globe Min. ing District, Gila County, Arizona, in Sec. 24, Tp. N., R. 15 E.. c. & 8. R. B. & M., described as follows: Regin- ming at Cor. No. l, whence the s. A Cor of Sec. 24, Tp. N., B. IS E., c. & s. R. B. & M., bears s. 4 deg. 12 min. E. 151O.s feet; thence s. 60 deg. min. w. 1441.S feet to Cor. Mo- 2; thence N. 22 deg. AS min. W. l6s feet to Cor. No. 8; thence N. 55 deg. min. E. 6l feet to Cor. No. 4; thence N. 52 deg. 24 min. E. 1427.S feet to Cor. No. 5; thence s. 22 deg. 4s min. E. 593.7 feet to Cor. Mo- l, the place of beginning. Conflict with Gladiator claim, Survey No. l10s, containing .076 acre, is ex. cluded. Location notices are recorded in Records of Mines, County Recorder s office, said Gila County, as follows: Original, Book 4, page 3o5; amended, Book 1s, page 1s4. Adjoining and con fiicting claims are Hypatia, Alice and Gladiator on the northwest; Gladiator and Joker on the northeast; Fraction, Mule Shoe and Copper Road on the southeast and Copper Road on the south west. MILTON R. MOORE, Register
 First publication April 10. 1907. 2l5
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-05-21
MINERAL APPLICATION No. PA

MINERAL APPLICATION No. PA. United States Land Office, Phoenix, Arizona, April 2, 1907. Notice is here by given that Joseph Faull, of Globe, Arizona, has made application for pat ent to the Tiger lode mining claim, Sur vey No. 2327, situated in Globe Mining District, Gila County, Arizona, in Sec. A, Tp. N, k. l5 F., G. & s. R. B. < M., deseribai as follows: Beginning at Cor. No. l, whence the s. l4 Cor. of Sec. 24, Tp. l N., R. l5 E., c. & s. R. B. & M., bears s. 6 deg. Al min. E. 53s.7 feet; thence N. Il deg. 40 min. w. 332.5 feet to Cor. No. 2; thence N. 69 deg. 46 min. E. l433.l feet to Cor. No. 3; thence s. M deg. 40 min. E. 5s3.4 feet to Cor. Mo- 4; thence s. 69 deg. 46 min. w. 523.S4 feet to Cor. No. 5; thence s. S5 deg. 80 min. w. 907.l feet to Cor. No. l, the place of beginning. Conflict with Vermont unsurveyed claim, con taining .006 acre, and conflict with Me Ginty unsurveyed claim, containing .245 acre, are excluded. Location notices are recorded in Records of Mines, County Recorders office, said Gila County, as follows: Original, Book G. page lo5; amended, Book l2, page l90. Adjoin- ing and conflicting claims are Mule Shoe on the northwest; Fraction, Yer mont and Contact on the north; Me- Ginty on the east; McGinty, Maudie and Baltimore on the south; and Bal timore and II. s. Fraction on the west. MILTON R. MOORE, Register.
 First publication April q, 1907. 2l3
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-05-21
COPY,

(Name of Corporation) Arizona Boston Copper Company York ss.
 Registry of Deeds. Received April l5, 1907, at 9 h. 20 m A. M.
 Recorded in Vol l2 page 472. Attest: Howard Bracket, Register A true copy of record. Attest: Howard Bracket, Register STATE OF MAINE, Office of the Secretary of State.
 Augusta, April 16, 1907. Received and filed this day. Attest: A. I. Brown, Secretary of State.
 Recorded in Vol 60 Page 561.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-05-21
MINERAL APPLICATION No. 2ss.

MINERAL APPLICATION No. 23s. United States Land Office, Phoenix, Arizona, March 9, 1907. Notice is here by given that S. F. Sullenberger, of Globe, Arizona, as attorney in fact for John J. Cramer, has made application for patent to the OHIO BOY lode, Sur vey No. 232s, situated in the Globe Mining District, Gila County, Arizona, in Sec. 25, Twp. | N., R. l5 E., c. < s. R. B. ( M., and described as follows: Beginning at Cor. No. l, whence the N. E. Cor. of Sec. 25, Tp. l N, R. l5 E., c. & s. R. B. & M., bears N. 7l deg. 40 min. E. 396.I6 feet;
 thence s. II deg. 49 min. E. 6o7.5 feet to Cor. No. 2; thence s. 69 deg. 6 min.
 w. 1499.5 feet to Cor. No. 8; thence N. II deg. 49 min. W. 607.5 feet to Cor.
 No. 4; thence N. 69 deg. 6 min. E.
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-05-21

MINERAL APPLICATION No. 235. United States Land Office, Phoenix, Arizona, March 9, 1907. Notice is here by given that E. A. Wayne, of Globe, Arizona, as attorney in fact for Globe Consolidated Copper Company, has made application for patent to the GEM lode, Survey No. 2304, situated in the Globe Mining District, Gila County, Arizona, in Sec. l3, Twp. N,, R. Is E., c. & s. R. B. & M., and described as follows: Beginning at Cor. No. l, whence the E. r Cor. of Sec. IS, Tp. N, R. Is E., c. & s. R. B. & M. bears N. 36 deg. 4 min. k. l0o2.2 feet; thence s. 40 deg. 50 min. E. 2ll.6 feet to Cor. No. 9; thence s. 36 deg. 20 min. E. 277.62 feet to Cor. No. 3; thence 8. 77 deg. 42 min. w. 30.6S feet to Cor. No. 4; thence s. 5l deg. 43 min. W. 13l2.5 feet to Cor. No. 5; thence N. 40 deg. 50 min. w. 566.5 feet to Cor. No. 6; thence N. 62 deg. 25 min. E. 535.s feet to Cor. No. q; thence N. 5l deg. min. E. S39.s feet to Cor. No. l, the place of begin. hing. Conflict with the Lizzie lode claim, Survey No. 1109, containing .S30 acre, is excluded. Location notices are recorded in Records of Mines County Recorders office, Gila County, as fol. lows: Original, Book 3, page 502; amended, Book 8, page ele; amended, Book 8, page $50. Adjoining and con. aicting claims are Future Copper and Pinal on the northwest; Annie, Fl Paso and Cochise on the northeast; Defiance, Victory and Lizzie on the southeast; and Lizzie on the southwest. MILTON R. MOORE, Register.
 First publication March Ia, 1907. lsa
Daily Arizona silver belt., 1907-05-21
MINERAL APPLICATI

MINERAL APPLICATIOI United States Land ORe. Arizona, April 6, 1907. NcI by given that Charles T. Globe, Arizona, for himself ! owners, David s. Heron ! Hitchcock, has made apul patent to the Surplus, Ke,, Monadnock lode mining els, No. 2341, situated in the Gl District, Gila County, Ariu, "A, Tp. l N, K. Is E., s,I unsurveyed Tp. l IT., R. "a s. R. B. & M., described , Sprplus-Beginning at e. whence the s. E. Cor. of S l N, R. 15 E., G. & s. R. B. [ s. 6S deg. 25 min. E. 47l.5 {. N. II deg. 40 min. w. 23O i No. 2; thence N. 65 deg. Is n feet to Cor. No. 3; thence 34 min. E. 685.3 feet to 0 thence s. II deg. 40 min. E to Cor. No. 5; thence s. 6s w. 149S.5 feet to Cor. No. l of beginning. Conflict wi unsurveyed lode claim, cont acre, is excluded. Kearsa, ming at Cor. No. l, whene, Cor. of Sec. 24, Tp. l N., B < s. R. B. & M., bears s.
 min. E. 607.7 feet; thence \ min. w. 611.7 feet to Cor. N, N. 65 deg. 10 min. E. 1919 No. 3; thence s. 5 deg. 56 nj feet to Cor. No. 4; thence l6 min. w. 791.7 feet to Cor place of beginning. Confiet die unsurveyed lode claim, .289 acre, and conflict wit unsurveyed lode claim, cont acre, are excluded. Monadno ming at Cor. No. l, whene. Cor. of Sec. 24, Tp. l N., 3 & s. R. B. & M., bears s. min. W. s01.3 feet; thence 56 min. w. 613.3 feet to ( thence N. 62 deg. 37 min. E. to Cor. No. 3; thence s. 5 q E. 6ll.7 feet to Cor. No. I. 62 deg. 34 min. w. 1459.4 { No. l, the place of beginning notices are recorded in Mines, County Recorders County, as follows: Kean, inal, Book z, page 6l7; ams l2, page 22s. MonadnOei Book z, page SIS; amends; page 35s; amended, Book F Surplus-Original, Book 10, amended, Book 8, page 352 joining and conflicting elsir Ginty, Possum Mine and Rt the north; Great Eastern c, Leila and Ohio Boy No. 2 Ol and Lime Rock, Maudie an on the west. MILTON B Register.
 First publication April R