Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-08-16
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] am old~-fashioned? Miss Uptodate-
Why. you asked me TO be yours for
eyer.-Judge.
"Oh! Jack, what do you think?
Baby said 'Goo-goo' to-day" Did hef
BY Jove! | wonder II he really meant
itg'-Brcoklyn Life.
Sabbath Scnool Teacher-What does
the parable Of the Prodigai Son teach
as? Bobby Thickueck--Not to be fat
ted calves, ma'am.-Puck.
She lsingingJ-Oh, for the wings of
the lark! lle-fhese woinen are never
content. Now her motor doesn't salts
~ her.-ElicgeHde Blaetter.
Williams has sent his wife to Eu-
rope for his health" His health?"
Yes; he said 1t was the only way ne
could get rid of his ~(s)coid!"
His Wife (writing1-Which % prop
er, "disillusioned" or ''disilluaianized?'
Her Husoand-Oh, just say carried
and let it 60 ut that.-ChIcago News.
She-Nc; | can never be yours. He
In that case. farewell forever. She
(hastIly)-Now. don't so on mad,
George. You can be mine.-Saaserville
Journal e
Daughter-But lie is SO fuE Of. abb
surd ideals. Mother-Never mtEl that,
dear. Your father was just tN, samA
before married him.-Towa ana
Country.
;tater-Weii. my boy, SO you -sve iTT
tecviewed your girls father, eHa Did
you make the old codger toe the mark
Son-Yes. dad. | was the MARX Bob
ton Transcript.
"Dat Teller, 'Rastus Skinnab. done
bin talkin' a p%owahful bout Hts a.
raisin chickens" 'Sho! he doan'
mean raiA!',' he means 'l~lftis.
Philadelphia Press.
'.In what condition vas the ratri-
arch Job at the end Of his life?" askel
q Sunday school teacher Of q Qaiet
boy. 'Dead!" calmly replied the
youth.-Sydney Journal.
Mother-Jimmy, there wers three
Jars of jelly in the cupboard, IND now
there is only one. How Is tlfat? JIM
my don't know, ma, unless / ovsc-
looked it.-Illustrated Bits.
Pete Coopah-How'd you aud your
wife celebrate your wooden weddin'
yestidy? jim Johnson-Oh, she hit me-
on de head wifi u roll!n' pih cause Al
wouldn't split some kindlia's Puck
Freddy, you shouldn't laugh out
loud in the schoolrooln," exclaimed the
teacher. II didn't mean to do It,,
~apologized Freddy. Il was smiling,
when all of a sudden the smile bust
ed
Foreman Waterville Hose Co., No. 1.
Hurry up an come on, 81! WOOL
sey's barns Albumin. The Newest
yolunteer-Sorry, Heck, but l can't
Both M red shirts are in the wash
Puck.
Her Husband-If = man steals-no
matter what it, is-he will live to re-
gret it. His Wife-I)uring our court
ship you used to steal kisses from me.
Her Husband-Well, you heard what |
said.-Tit-Bits
Hicks-I dropped around to see the
Fitz Kloses in their fiat last night, but
1 couldn't get in. Wicks-Not at home,
Ell? Hicks-Yes, they Were all at
home; that was the trouble.-Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Guest (aftel dinner)-Your
wife is such a beautiful woman it's
a wonder you're not jealous OF her.
The Host-Oh, i am! l never invite
any man here that any sane m
would take a fancy to.
Miss Smiths there a letter for
me Postmistress Well, er--yeS,
there was one from your mother in
Midtown, but I've mislaid 1t. But It's
all right, anyhow. She says they are
all quite well.-Comic Cuts.
This magazine article says that
bachelors should be taxed" remarked
Mrs. Crouch. That's the way" ex-
Mr.. Crouch, vigorously. a
ia can't enjoy anything these days
without paying for it."-Judge.
.There's one thing l will say" re-
marked Mr.. Millions, and that is that
my daughter Arabella has a fine dispo-
"Indeed!" Yes, sir. The way
she can listen for hours to her own
playing on the violin shows remark
able ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Doctor Ito patient)-Your hesrt is
irregular; have you anything
that is worrying you? Patien1-Oh,
not particularly, only that just now
when you put your hand in you7 pock-
ct l thought you were going to give ms
your bill.-Fliegende Blaetter.
"Yes," said the bride OF a week.
Jack tells me everything he knows.
and / tell him everything l know"
rejolned her ex-rival, who
had beer left at the post. The silencs
when you are together must be OPP
pressiye."
..Mr. wappleson,' said Mrs. Old
.has a heart of gold" Dear
me- replied her hostess. us that sol
/ knew he'd got hurt in the army so
he had to have q silver plate in his
Jaw, but I'd never heard about the
other."-Chicago Record-Herald.
"John,n she whispered, there's
burglar in the parlor. He has just
Knocked against the piano and hit sew
eral keys at once IN go down." said
he. .Oh, John. don't do anything
Rash. Why I'm going to
help him. You don't suppose he can
remove that piano from the house