The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-11-23
!Sids.oaN Psnciliass
rn. pe.v w,th the Bean Bennet.

Anybody in the world who had travelled All the way from Middle Ala sSas ssaf h. s .ss the from aa nostUn ssr as sad his well groomed pate the latest model of the fancy derby; he wore the latest patent of pince-nes glasses; he was est the thyroid with a properly broken collar and one of the cutest neck-ties : The vest was appropriate to the coat and the trousers.
 He startled not only the Hellenic per sons. but all the patronizinR persons from their well bred eomposure by or dering an orange, some fancy shredded wood breakfast food. a small 5frtoin steak cooked rare. Lvonnaise potatoes and cafe noir.
 The order was sent in:
 ''Flor-r-ider splice: scaly nar-r-k mek one: smai-lev rare: Frenchy fry wit on-yons; cof-fa--all quick done wood e asd food came n Then he asked for real cream The Hellenic person said nay: The Bean Person protested him
 T suppose 1t is the south" he so-
 "A great many feel that way abon. it." remarked his next stool neighoor: and the Bean Person went out.
 T suppose II Is the North. saia ms ,. next stool neishbor- @Too mucn TOT ''o
 And perhaps a great many feel that way about it. toe.
 Conducting Persons Polite
 .sorne citizen in your S-Walk column now and then knocks your street ralI- way system just because cak snps down a grade or because the cuIISn. cuI gives out or something else , ol eau1ss tn hst you that there is not another system Ih the world that has such polite sm- pioyes as your company here. remask cd a visitor from the North wno mas
 "The courtesy of the conductors nsh been especially notable during tho rainy weather. To a man who lives m the rushing North. where the cry ,s' ry there the sight of conductor step manipulate her umbrella and the seven parcels she invariably carries when thr weather Is bad. is uriidue.
 "Eaf eaw 1t several times yester- day. It cost no time. helped the pat. rons of the railway, and was an oc;esss lesson to somsEo of us who have so ioss our sense of huHor as to pe ,,scnanicsi se.v,rS al contrivances purposed to record futiieiy the flight of Father Time.
 wrecking Crew Neede.
 eff this rain keeps up the Deep VIZ Ma terways Commission will have no dim culty in solving the problems it IS hom e,c wrestiinw with,e said the Pessimistic Person, as he stamped two wateriog eea feet on the sloppy .s pavenen, en co,ns down town, and as stepped out of my Iront rate thought was goner. swiIL ing, eddyinE torrent, was raging uown the sidewalk and it was all couid do VI "A rorfIen If the pavement had eith- CT washed away or caved m. ana ana in a second I was up to my neck; me ,,ndertow was something awful. Watn rare forethouEht l let down my unis breila. which has a crooked handle. and hooked on to the iron fence. I called Justify for help and wreckinB crew composed of neighbors speedily lowed me to point of safety.
 that I was washed from the water wagon. made a mental note that would not ride on any vehicle tnat car ried such impertinent stun, and here am fiat-footed on the b-route again :. Let's see what kind of stun this fel- lows got"
 Greens, 5g Yellovvs, 2.
 Moynihan. the plastersr.-ADn D. now
 Dorgan, the grocer--"Surs, 1t sniSs me first rate. The yella vans are two and the green vans are nve. take that as an appreciation of our supayr. iarity as a race. No, not there let go to F'iaherty's."
 Mr. l.. H Nunnelee of Centreville. one of the most prominent citizens Of Bfbh County, was a visitor to Mont gomery yesterday. Mfr. Nunnelee, Rrnther of Hon. James H. Nunneiee, Recording Setretary in the Governors offlce. both as newspaper man and as participant in politics. has won TOT himself many friends, and his stay m Montgomery was marked with many expressions of good will accorded him by his numerous friends in Lne ci.y' MT, Nunnelee, with his wife. was reg istered at the Imperial Hotel.
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 pr. Neal Anderson will return to Montgomery today after an extended tour through the East. Dr. Anderson, during his absence, visited cities in North Carolina, Princeton and New York. He will preach from his pulpit In the Central Presbyterian Church at the morning and evening service Sunday. In the evening his theme will be The Secret of q Happy Home"
 Representative W. M. Coleman was receiving the sympathies of his friends upon his return to the Capitol yester- day. Representative Coleman's wife died at his home in Albertvtlle last Monday and was buried Tuesday.
 MT. E. P. Roberts of Birmingham was a visitor to Montgomery yester- day.
 MT. R. D. Crawford of Dothan is registered at the Hotel Summers.