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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05
WribmadJts feierlia-
keitem.

Sierii6er i6reibt Der bo6n. Batter
Baruabas SelO, 8. 9. s., 8ebatteur
Der r&ntbolii1e GunoIdau" in $eras
na6folaenbe auf Sbatia6en berubenbe
GGbe, Die mir boa uno gang fir be-
redtist balten unb audi nniern 2eIern
5ur @arnun9 porlegen. (Ser Sperrs
lnb SettbruG lit unier. - Gnm. Der
&eb.) gs beibt ba: ~gs lit
omar nod rib iiber iol6e Seier>
Ii6teiten iest i6on al i6reiben,
Do aber uniere 8eoba6tun9en lebren,
baB bel lol9en Seierli6teiten 8ieles
gum 8eIten-ober au6 gum SGlimma
iten-gegeben pirb, mas ni6t iein
folIte, 10 mDdten mir uniere mar
nenoe Gimme erbe6en. bepor es 8 Ii
pdt lit.
r8ir m0Gten 6inpeiIen dlf Die
berfebrten. un6riItli6en, pDbelbaften
nnb oft san8 banaleu nno uni9id@
Ii6en Santa CLAUS" : @ei6i6ten,
Die bon grpben unb tletnen
@inbern oft einituoiert unb II g e.
fii6rt tperben. Selblt uniere
frommen S6tpeIteru piiien ba oft
ni6t an unter 6eiben unb lie
Iaiien Die 8inoer elm 3eu9 einitus
bieren, baS NIT elmer ed I
d. rirIi6en 90 + d t 81
feier bIutpeni9 gemein
Eat unb ni6t ielten beflamieren
6ieie &inber babel LANCE 8ibeliteaen.
Die 8ort fir 8ort Der proteitantiiden
8ibel entnommen fino uno Die an
man4en Ste0en einen our6aus ber>
brebten, falI6en. anti>fatboliI6en
CHM 9eben. Bir baben ebrpirbige
G6peItern auf iol6e Sa6en i9on
mifmertiam eenia6t, purben aber Sas
fir nit 9liden our6bobrt, Die @ineu.
Der carter beiaitet 9eipeIen mare ais
mir, bouig perniftet bGtten. 60
iinb mir aber INNER nod am 2eben
unb MAIDEN nun unisre @rfabrungen
einem peiteren Subltfum 5u9dngli6.
Ser @runO, iparum iol6e Gahen
iiberaa aifgefii6rt peroen, lit elm lebr
eiufader. liner 9err unO Seilanb
ipeiit fdou barauf bin, ais ct Ia9te,
Die &iroer Der 8elt ieien in ibrer
Generation fliiger, ais Die &inber bes
2i6tes. @on bieIen 6inbern Der 8elt
iperoeu nGmli6 geraoe iebt mailenz
baft &atolo9e bon allerlei 8eibnn6tss
fpielen uno Observation-Disclosures
berIenbet, Sa6eu Die bon G9ulen.
Sir6engemeiuoeu, 8eieui9aften uno
bgl. benubt iperben lo1en. lluo bn
bic Sitel uuo Snbaltsber3eihuiIis
Siemli6 fromm flingen uub Oa8 aa>
beliebte &omiI6e uno &nGenerregenoe
Bel bieIen Santa Claus" s8eI6i6ten
eingeflo6ten lit. 10 miro tii9tie 8uges
ariffen, beiteQt, einitubiert uno aufz
gefubrt unb 8tpnr iel6it bon frommen
unb tir6li6sgeitnnten 8erionen. llno
bas Sacit aus Der aon8en Weibnohts>
Guffiibruu9 1T meter nihts nls cine
@eibna6tsfarce ober 8eibnadtsluits
ipiel. 9afir iinb aber nniere 8cib=
nahtsnnterbnltnngen nnb Weib-
naGtsipiele iiderlid nidt ba.
Cine quite Beibna6ts : Iuffiibs
rune ioQ gan5 iuus &nberes be-
5pederl. 8ir ma9nen bier aIfo sana
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05
Gime ,,Gate'' psm sraahem.

Inter Dem Sitel: Gin &niGlas
eesen Die Sreibeitsftatie Dor 0ep
BORT" beridtet Die .8rieiener Seis
hing, elm in 8eitpreuBen eri6etnen@
bes a~reisblatt. nie fol9t: .Sn Der
HreibeitS}tatue por benz SEEM Yorfer
Sofen murbe cine 2aonn9 Spnomit
entbsdt. 8ie bic llnteriu4uns ereab.
hottie Elm junssr Oaenid aus Yorte
Otico bic Sprensitotte b~inein9elegt aus
@roa aegen oie @eboroeu, uno es mare
linn audi fat seluneen. ieinen Plna
uissufibren. Ser Sbdter 1T idnahs
Sinnia." - Our Steuer Der @abrbeit
lei hermit conitatirt, oaB o~ffenbar
cine 0ertpe6slun9 porlieet. Ni9t Der
,T6dter", ionbern Der urbeber obieer
in bic 8elt e%eianbten Satarenna6s
ridt lit i6tpahiinnig. id)reibt in Der
Stem gorfer Staats5situn9" Ser
jeniae. Der bic @eoanfenipdbue bobelt.
= llnb iolfes frauie 3eug finSet man
biel in ben reihsoeutIfen Sldttern.
@eit her it>au4 heute nod gut liaeu.
Se6em Adbel nnb dlIer Sfdptloieu
Selesrapbie gum Sroe.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05
1te snsialnemukraten ~entriiten [ty ariimhltd aus1

WauG 70 unfldtbie iiber bic 8uur>
goethe aiifsureiben2
Bas mir bon iener 9Sartei. tpelfe
bas 8Ireertbaim 10 nit ibrem Sab be-
ebrt, gu eriparten bdtten. fails tie
fpirfli6 einmaI ans Muber fGme.
psis beinabe ieSss Sinh beute; cine
idredlidere 8eibel fir bic Msnihbeit
edbe ss fhperli6. = 8etra6ten mir
nur einmal baS Rapitel e q Is
tpeldes bel Der ftets 5uueb.
merbsu 0otb u~nierer 8eit INNER mebr
in ben g~orberarinb tritt, unb Seben
mir, tpie be .So5es" bamit ii1 abs
finben. Die Tibii6 : io5ialiftiide
Srausnre9tIerin Srduleiu 2pbia
SeBmann erfIdrte Dor einiaen
Tagen Dor einer Merchandising bes
io5ialifnfden ~sarten" gei6le6tes,
eS mIife elm Geieb sez
f6affen M + b n, mad m { r.
DIE M forperIi6e unb get
itige &ruppeI ~oIIten ner=
mihtet tperbenl 9ieie DEE
care ihGntt fi4 nt6t, Die arr,en be-
bauernStpertten &rippel, nit beuen
ieber nod baIbpsss normdle Meni6
nur berslihes Ritleib babeu lam,
unb fir tpeIde bon Seiten Der ~Bour>
geoiiie" in immer erfreuliderer Deife
9e1orgt fpirb, dIs ysenf= mnb fibauie
% Sletiamafen" gu besei1nen,
neI6e bur6 &c e m ii 5 n
Ser BeIt seihafft
10 erbenl SIT bas niHt elm fur6tz
barer NuSblid in ben fosialiitii9en
8utunftsfaat? SIT bas nidt serabeou
teufelii6? Woeen mir aud inmerbin
annebmen, bab bic srobte 3abl Der
Sosialbemotrateu nidt nit Dem alse
5pruh Der Surie Sebmann einberitans
ben lit. es lit dber o5iaIie
fti1Ger 9 B n, auf tpel1em bieie
ihredlihe Sbee eereift lit. unb ibr
Gamen ipirb ii6 auf bieiem 8oben
aud fortpflnnsenl CRATER GgpiS=
mus, - riiffGtslufe GlenbosenitSke
Der starfen, - er6armmnssipfes Nies
bsrtreten Der Sduaden, has lit ba8
na6te @eien Der Spsiafbempfratie,
SurRdiinfen in has finiterite Seiben.
tpnm, = bas 1T ibr Sitl! = 8ebel,
Der Grobmduliee, 6iitet it6 freilid.
in Seinen .fulminanten" Neben bieie
fpunben 8untte 5u beriihren. er fpiirbe
ia audi font ni6t 10 piele 8 Ut m c
finseu. bic linn na9lauienl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

49, r Sosialbemotrat 8 r. 2iebs
AH fneht t, Der Sobn beg dlten
~ 8arlamentarters unb io5ialis
~ ftii6en Saubesens 2iebtneht,
i6rieb cine 8rofhire: rWilttas
rismus nnb 4nti 8 @iIitds
rtsmns", IN tpeIGer er cine orgas
Nitric Bropaeanoa fir ben NntiS
W iIitarismus in gang Seutf1s
Lamb, nit Der gentrale Berlin, pors
i6lus.
Sir bieien sSrebeI am sebeilisz
ten Wilitarismus, ipelber als 8 oHs
berratb seiterpelt tpnroe, bers
lanete Der Netdsantpalt 5pei
Sabre 3u9tbans 8. ndbreno bas
3eip3iger Heihsgeridt etpas milber
urtbeilte nnb benz armen Climber 1h
Sabre Seltnns biftierte.
Samit lit 9r. 2iebfnedt. fpelfer
bisber in Der Yartei niht redt porars
fommen tponte, NIT einem SdIage
elm WGrtprer Der io5inloemofratif6en
Sahe setporben nnb Die io5ialiftii6e
Yartei bat pieber einral Gsitas
tions : @ ateriaI IN Die Sdnbe
befommen. pel6es fie nidt 81 fnapp
ausIhlahten pirb. S6on bat Der
IoaialbemotratiiGe Y~arteiboritanb bes
IfloiIen, bas itenograpbiide protofoa
Der 2eip5ieer 8eidsgeri6tss gerbanos
lung in Sorm elmer biGigen Wais
enbroh III 81 perbreiten.
iporin iid alsbamn uu6 Der Snbalt
ei6Iaenabmte 8ros
G III re befinbet. Ilf bieie WeiIe
finben Die decentralization" Sheen,
ipelde in Der fraeli6en Sroi6iire ents
balten fem ipllen, erit re6t Die tpeis
tefte Gerbreituns. o ne baB ges
bagegen etnges
fhritten n~erben fann, uno
Der aanse YroseB bat gerabe bas @ez
aent6eil bon Sem errei6t. mas man
ersielen tpoute. Sie So5inloemotratte
bari iib aber bon ibrem Stanopuntt
aus eines sroben unb babel iebr
biaisen grfplees freuen.
Sofpeit tpGre an Der @e1hihte ni6t
piel an iagen. benn tpenn Die So5ials
bemofraten TIRE Sriimpfe ausipielen
unb hire 8ortbeile ausbeuten, 10 lit
bas, ia6li1 genommen, natIr r.
Sebe anbere Hartei nimmt
and lire @ortbeile nabr. llnnas
iebo9 lit bas @ei3rei uno
bas @utb9sbeul. tpel9es Der "WorS
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

enti6ieben nnb 5tpar iest i6on, bebor
ole Iustpabl Der Stiide fir Die 8eibs
na6ts> Quffiibruneen ~eetrpffen, bteien
&usipllds DeS pom SI. Batter perurz
tbeilten Mooernismus ab5uihneioen
unb 81 befeiti9en.
"Bir baben senug quite, erbnuli6e,
edit 6riftlife unb belebrenbe Beib>
na6tsipiele uno @etbnamtsltiide.
Sol6e Saden fibre man auf unb
iiberlaIie Die elenben unb erbdrn,lifen
rSanta Claus" : 8eibihten Semen,
Die ni6ts 8eHeres fennen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

~ cit benz sroben gbfaIe bon Der
- Stride I'M 10. S~abrbnnoert bat
~ ii6 bic Gniidt sebilbet, oas
~ g%6riitentbum iei Der sr0Bte
Seinb Der Sreibeit. 9aber Der teuf<
lii6e SaB sesen Die tatboliide Stride.
bic Srdaerin beg Gbriitentbums. Wir
rnIererieits b~e6anpten, bas Gbriitens
tbum babe 5ucrit Die Sreibeit in Die
@elt gebratt unb tie trob aaer In>
arifie Bis our Gtlnbe beipabrt. Die
@eIdi6te lebrt, baB bas gbriitentbum
3uerit @larbenSs uno @eipiiienstrei@
beit, pelde ben &ern Der menIhlihen
Sreibeit biloen, in bic 8elt gebra6t
bat. Die 8elieion. Der 8lalbe, bas
@eipiIIen buloen feinen 3nang bon
Seiten Der politii6en @etunlt. Sn
oieIer SinIitt fam Der Menih MIR
8ott uno Der bon linn 9eiebten relis
aiofen @uctoritdt iih unteriuerfen.
Inter Neligion beritebt man: bic Seb%
rem, @ebote unb ginridtungen Der
Heligion. Iait bieien 9ingen bat Die
politiIhe @epalt ni6ts 5u i6affen.
Sbre Sa6e lit es bic pripaten uno ges
ieai9aftli6en Sntereien ibrer Inter-
tbaneu gu bei9iiten uno 5u foroern.
@eiter rei6t ibr Hehtsgebiet niht.
@om Seilistbum Der 1elision bat Tie
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05
GatDplii6er GirhensaalenSer.
Dom gutter. Samert.
Mattb. IS, "a 80.
Gs mtrb BON erfabrenen @Drien

Gs uirb BON erfabrenen @Driens
Gpefulanten bebauptet, baB lie bel
@pefnlationen in @an Street, etpa
bier aus iieben Ial %9etpinnen. 8el6e
gusiidt baben bemsemdb Die "2am@
mer", b. +. Die u%nerfabrenen @es
f6Gftsleute pber Sarmer, ipel6e eerne
nit @etreibe, 8%aumipoae, etc., ipefus
Iieren? &ntport: Seine. Wtoral:
8er petuIiert, perltert.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05
Gmte Amsrehr.

9fifter: Ser S6usmann traf SIZE
ais Sic Shire &anb ansftredten."
Strol1: n9as lit fpabr."
Ni6ter: .9ann eeben Sic alfo 5us
baB sic sebettelt baben?"
Strolh: nNen, oas babe ih niHt."
Nitter: ~Nn, parum baben Ste
benn Sbre Sarb bingebulten?"
Strold: sd poute iebsu. Oh IS
regnetl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

Sic 2iebe MIR bleibet, unb iie nur
alein
Siibrt uus in Die 8obnun9 Der
Selieen elm.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

llnb !pare Die 2iebe nift nit uns
gereiit,
8ir itdnSen inmitten bes Simmels
bertpdtit.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

3pei 5diften MAIDEN 3tpar cir
@au5eS, aber mert':
@us balb unb balb setban entltebt feir
ganses 8erf.
@ander lebt oabon. bab er pers
fannt pir0.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05
ans nnfrrem Medbrel-
bl1tterm.

Der 9nm1ne bdlt @nes fir moi,
Der @etfe aaes fir moslid.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

@eleeentli6 Der Sabress ger,orr,.
lung pes oeutids Wo.
tipnals 8unbes bat Searit NIT Sen,
Seutidtbum fofetttert, inn Stoate Wen
Seriep fraterniiiert er NIT benz enas
b%er5'atten Wudertbum. 9as III Der
9elbe Semagose, ipie er Ieibt rnS Iebt
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

Sle Jiinsite steieeruna Ser getros
ielfnpretle nm 80 Gents bro Tos se;nt
nds DIE Stanoarb Oil 60. WorSnrns
dslttf. Die nerbdnaten Strafen pom
Fltoiltum beraus5ui6Iagen. limb Boz
PEI IT es ritt einmal iidsr. bas bic
Strafen bs3ablt tperben miiiien.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

Ste @etp Porter ganfen fouen be-
osilfeno better fiibIen". naGbem Serr
eorfeIbon ibnen NIT einigen Winies
i1ea. nnter Due Grme gegriffen bat.
Soutef Sn @elb brau6en, terehrter
9Ter. 10 tpenbe Did ebenfaIs an BEN
Uunoesihdtmei'fer. Cine bSflide Gins
rage tam tpentsiters ntGt f@aoeu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

@o6 melt eanitiser ipdre bic Ball
lonsB ettfobrt abselaufen, tuenn ftatt
Der menidIiden Yiloten Butter. Gier.
Slelih linb 8rot, fiir5 ole sum Neber
r~otbtpenbtgen Yrobufte in ben garIons
torb geitedt trorben tpGren. Damn
b6tten bic galons ~iiberbaupt nidt an
iteisen unb fliesen aufgebSrt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

Slirf Die itdnbise @orliebe fiir's
yliilll9e fommen 70 @iele aui'g
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

SeIa Sonben iinb adtsia Static
Wtiid,fiibe mad ben Ser. Sto1ten rsr<
sw'n nao poroen, bon oenen iebe iiber
* to,fet; Bon bier eeben ober
"od' oiel foltbarere 3eltfiibe bium,s.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

get Der 9aIon : @ettfobrt INN
,u.eoer etnnIal bas rIaabe in Ger
manb" 5u gbren.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

Tte 9err 9afpes. ebemoIiaer
.Gonptrofler of TIE g~nrreneb", ers
tldrte. ~berfoleen bic 8ertreter Der
Sruifs nnb Der Sodfinans nur ben
3ped. Die Mrbeiter gu bei4Gftigen
unb bag Bolt eliidlid al nader.
Seoem fihlenben Wenfden muB bas
Ser5 blnten, ipenn er iiebt. tpie bieie
eolen Weniben berfannt, berIeumbst
unb nerfolgt tperben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

- er Go5ialbemotrat 9r. 2iebs
All fnedt, Der Sobn beg alten
~ Harlamentariers unb i~osialis
EL. h-~-G C:61<L%
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

Sas Seem Yorter WerfebrsmonopcI
bat ietnen Intpdlten in ben Iebten
fiirf Sabren iiber cine Wi1ion Dollar
an @ebiibren bese6lt. 8ippfen piiroe
iagen, oas babe es aus ben Miemen
geldnitten, an fpelhen Die YaRagiere
bdngen miiiet. Aber es iinb aud
sripdsuneen febr e%rnitsr Ratnr. Die
lih BIER aufbrdnsen. Solde SonoS
rare braiitt cine Corporation. bic benz
@eiese une Dem Publtflm geseniiber
tire BfIihf tbut. ni6t 81 5ablcn.
@enn tie eS benno6 tbrt, betunoet lte
bnourd. bab Tie bic llmgebung Der
@eiebe, ais integrirenben 3beil i9rer
eei6dftliGen 8raris betra6tet. Sas
@ublifum besablt Die Gntpdlte. bic es
in Den @erid)ten befdmpten, tpenn es
feline 9iedte nnb Inipriihe selteno
madt. Sas lit elm 3uitanb. Der auf
bic 9auer unbaltbar fperoen mub.
0ie Gorporatiouen ionten iih pors
iebeu, ausu itraife Spannune bertrGgt
audi Der itdrfite 8oeen ni9tl
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-11-05

Scum bat bic sro6e aniderbodsr
Sruft Go. IN Neip Dorf, cine Der
tapitals getualtigften SinanSs 4nitaIten
beg 2anoes. bic Ebore iGIieben milf
len, ndfbem lie an etnem ein8iaen
Gage 9epoiitorer ibsr So 900
ans5u5ablen bate. 9as jn ein
itlimmes greisuis, nirflid cine
aataitropbe, oereu Solssn borbers
barb nod niht absufeben itnb.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-10-31
NEwSOF MISSOURI
Warn. Against Railroads.

Jefferson City-During meeting
here OF Group s. Missouri Bankers
Association. President Robert 8. Har-
yey OF Eldon. in his address declared
that he wanted to give a word of eau
ton to his fellow.bankers. He said
he was not "A calamity bowler" yet
there were entirely too many futtey.
ing offers coming to his bank from
eastern brokers to sell railroad securi.
ties. Continuing. he said:
81 believe that railroad officials. in
the light OF recent Investigations.
have been neglecting railroad tracks
to show earnings TO get increased sal
aries. and now that betterments must
be made on their lines the earnings
must naturally show a decided de-
crease. would not invest much just
now in what appears to be gilt'edged
railroad securities"
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-10-31
RACE WAR WITH COURT
WRITS AS THE WEAPONS

THE Injunction has been invoked in
a local race war. The white ciu-
gems of a suburb of this city propose
to restrain a negro from occupying a
house he purchased.
The suburb known a. Bloomingdale
lying between the northern boundary
OF the old city and soldiers home. was
several years ago subdivided. and long
rows OF houses erected for sale. The
purchasers were given q deed which
stipulated In one OF its clauses that
at no time should the property be
sold 10 negro. One OF the original
purchasers sold his residence to a
man who placed a second trust mort.
gage on It.
The holder Of this second mortgage
to protect himself. placed the house
on sale with a real estate firm. which
disposed Of It to a negro. When tho
sale became known 20 the household.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-10-31

WAS George Washington a Har?
w Must another idol be shattered?
These questions seem to be answered
in the affirmative by official records
now musty with age but in a fairly
good state Of preservation. For years
there has been a legend in Virginia
that George Washington was seven
times indicted for perjury. No one
gave serious consideration to the ru-
mors, unworthy OF association with the
beautiful childhood dream OF the little
Ratchet and the cherry tree. A young
man OF inquisitive temperament. hear
ing the legend, made inquiry at the
congressional library to ascertain
whether any records gave II support
He was cited by the expert In charge
to the court records of Fairfax coun-
ty. There he discovered that Nc.
Dowell's men. after the battle OF Bull
Run. ransacked the courthouse and
carried away most OF the records, but
that one volume had recently been re-
covered through the executor OF the
estate OF one Of the Pennsylvania sol.
diers. This volume was carefully eX.
amined. and II was found that on May
81, 1860. the grand jury returned a
presentment against George Washing.
ton for having lodged taxes on "A
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-10-31

wnmbnng II II necesssi.. Ss4.idteiy
necessary. that II be conducted under
certain rules. Interchangeable, unhreak-
able rules. to attempt to change OF
break which would destroy stock+
gambling. The foundation rule, the
rule absolutely necessary for tiho ex-
istence OF Safeguarding isi Any
member Of the stock exchaneS can
buy. or sell, between the opening and
closing Of the exchange 80 many
shares Of stock as he cares 10. With
this rule in force his buying and sell.
Ing cannot be restricted to the amount
he can take and pay for, or deliver
and receive pay for. because there Is
not money enough In the world 70 pay
for what under this same rule can be
bought and sold in a single session.
This Is because there have been ar
bltrarily created by these few trick
sters many times more stocks than
there is money In existence. The
amount of stock that any man can
sell In one session OF the exchange In
limited only by the amount that he
can offer for sale, and he can offer
any amount MS tOukuo Cun uttoIt
and he Is not compelled and cannot
| BIO compelled to show his ability to
deliver what he has offered for sale
until after he has finished selling.
which is the following day. You will
ask as l did: Can this be possible?
you will flnd the answer l found. II
is so, aud must continue to be so. or
there will be no stock gambling. Mark
me. for this statement is weighted
with the greatest import 10 you all. A
member of this exchange can sell aa
many shares OF stock at one session
as he cares TO OFFER. II any attempt
is made at the session he sells at to
compel him either before or after he
offers to sell to show his ability to
deliver. away goes the Safeguarding
structure. because from the very ma
ture OF the whole structure OF stock
gambling the same shares are sold
and resold many times in each session
and the seller cannot know, much lest
show, that he can deliver until he frs
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dents brother.in-law, Is the same size
from his collar bone to his fourth rib,
after which he juts out In a rectangu-
lar manner. Between his wiBhbone
and his waist line Admiral Cowles
weighs more than many persons do
between their shoes and their hats.
The sight Of Admiral CoWles down on
the Potomac river front trying to quail
lily for Mr.. Newberrys test would
draw tears from the eyes long unused
to grief.
Reports from. Rear Admiral Eyans's
headquarters by intimate friends Of
his are that Fighting Bob" is conf
dent Of being able to come up to New
berry's test Evans. ever since the
battle Of Fort Fisher swims entirely
with one foot, the other being used
mainly as a sort Of screw-propeller.
The general effect is that Of a fat
wheel locomotive trying TO climb a
hill.
Evans fortunately is the same size
all the way down. He has nothing to
kick about. The walls that are now
deafening the Washington horizon
arise from globular admirals with con-
veI proturberances abaft and midrif.
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DIVING AND SWIMMING
TEST FOR REAR-ADMIRALS

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. consterna-
w ton Is felt In the navy over the an
nouncement said to have been made
by Assistant Secretary Newberry that
rear admirals must shortly undergo
n test to show whether they can swim
or not. In the army a test Of whether
colonies can ride horseback was re-
Gently made. Mr. Newberry's declar.
alton in favor Of q swimming test for
admirals. however. is considered far
worse, although the average colonel
weighs several times more than his
horse.
The assistant secretary's plan is TO
have rear admirals dive from shore
shore and swim to their ships. Many
admirals who have not moved a wheel
for years except from the navy depart
ment to the club are indignant II Is
felt that what the assistant secretary
is really proposing is a general hari-
karl among the most eminent naval
heroes Of the age.
Nevertheless, the rear admirals &C
cept Mr.. Newberry's announcement as
n fact against which there is no use
In kicking and are preparing for IT,
Rear Admiral Cowles, the presi-
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POSTMASTER GENERAL GEORGE
i Won L. MEYER has leased the
Jewett mansion on the corner Of Con-
neeticut avenue and s street It is
the intention OF Mrs. Meyer to return
20 the national capital In time to pre-
sent her pretty young daughters to
society during the social season. These
girls have been presented at the Rus
sian and British courts. but Il "a now
quite customary to give q series OF
debut parties. Miss Julia Ia barely 20
and her sister two years her junior,
so they are stil eligible to coming
out functions. They are strikingly
alike and have been educated together
and seem to have identical character
istics.
with AIiss Edith Root. they will
form q delightful trio Of cabinet girls.
and viii be the only Representatives
In that depleted set.
With the passing Of the Misses
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adjusts with the buyer and the buyer
cannot adjust until after he has be-
come such by buying. II rule were
made compelling seller to show his
responsibility before selling. every
member would have every other mem.
Der at his mercy and there could be
no stockgambling. When had worked
this out, saw that while the few trick.
sters of the System had a perfect de-
vice for taking from the people their
wealth. had discovered as perfect
means of taking away from the few
the wealth they had secured from the
many. With this knowledge came a
conviction that my way was az honest
as the Systems In fact, more honest
than theirs. They took from the limo.
cent, took from the guilty what had
already been dishonesty secured.
determined to put my discovery into
practice.
II might never have done so but for
that Sugar panic In which was
robbed Of millions by the System
through Barry ConAnt. In that panic
the System with It's unlimited re-
sources. filched from the people by
the arbitrary manufacture OF stocks,
and by their manipulation did to me
what I afterward discovered l could
do to them, without any resources
other than my right to do business on
the floor OF this exchange. You saw
the outcome. in the second Sugar
panic Of my first experiment In a
few minutes cleared proiit Of So.
O00.0 600. could have made Il flfty mil.
lions. or one hundred and nifty. but |
was not theF on familiar terms
with my new .obberrobbing device,
and / had yet a heart. To make
this ten millions OF money, all
that was necessary for me to do was
20 sell more Sugar than Barry Conant
could buy.
eTO AR CONTIRgUED1