Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-18
HE WAS FROM
OLD NEW YORK
Fresh Salesman at the Wilson
Has a Unique Method OF
Making Friends.
HE EXPECTS TO SELL GOODS.
Roasts the West and Salt Lake In Par
ticuiar and Glasses Everybody
AS q Lot of Jays.

He was from NJ Yok, doncherno,
de-aw n9 Yes, And when We scribe
scanned the Wilson register for ee-
ments ~ greatness in the chro-
graphic gems adjoining the page, he
pushed his classic bowery outlines In
to the face of the book and
shouted in real English, with real
N Yok cockney accs MT. donch eruo,
BE suah and get my name down,
too" When asked what his line was
he answered In dulcet bowery accent
forgetting his coclSney for the nonce
"Ah'm peddling dope, see! y say,
I'm just about sick Of dis western
country. 1 never saw such a punk
layout as YOU cullies is got out here.
I've got de booze for your western
jays, see! You fellies out here don't
know absinthe from creme de nlenthe
Yer western booze fighters is satis-
fed wit forty rod an bitters, n when
dey calls f'r imported creme de
menthe dey chuck en- de oitckle it's
de bowery N you guys drinks it n
thinks US gettIn' de clear stuff. see.
Yes, I'm awful tired Of de west; dis
Is me foist trip out here, n | hopes
1t Will be me last, see! Are you blokes
all Aormons out here wild IA wives
each? DEFY all ought to be In Jail
like me brudder-in-Iaw. who's han'ln
EN- de law among de skyscrapers in
N Yoik. He had two wives n dey
chucked i'm in JAIL see. N is dat
dirty OIL bnildn' over there the tab
ernacle wot every body talks about2
Gee you guys Is easy. Ders choich
huild'ns or Fifth avenoo what'd make
yer tabernacle look like a peanut.
Gee but de west Is slow. Wish 1 was
Louis Mietzwei, but / don't always
write it dat way, But me FIR de how
cry" and Meitzwei tossed his dope
cigarette away and retired for another
draught Of imported creme de mem
the
i. r. Nelson and wife from Billings,
Montana, are guests OF the Knuts-
ford, I'VE have badly tho most
extensive valley up In western Mon
sana Of any western state" said MIR,
Nelson. THE Yellowstone and Big
Horn rivers drain the valley from
Bnford, in North Dakota down
the whole width of Montana
and half way thro ugh Wyoming, It
y,
Utah capitalists are considering es-
tablishing sugar factory at Billings,
and perhaps Miles City We would
gladly welcome them to western Mon
tana- and / am sure the factory would
be success
Mr. and Mrs. y. j. Atkins and a. w.
Hackman Of PittSfield, Mass are In
the city and registered al the Hlnuts-
ford.
Mrs. Felt of Galena, Ill, is a guest
at the Wilson hotel en- route home
from a trip to Honolulu This Is the
FIRST time she has boon in Salt Lake
since 1878. so that she hardly knew
the town on arriving here However,
Mrs. Felt recognized the older build
ngs, and recalled quite distinctly
President Brigham Young, Amelia,
Ann Eliza and other prominent MEM
beers OF the Church.
MIR ami Mrs. j. G. Campb Edna
= Campbell and s, Howard Campbell
tourist party who are guests at the
lSn utsford
II. A. Gallagher of Portland is at
he Knutsford, Mr.. Gallagher is very
optimistic In his views as TO the flu
pre OF the city on the Willamette
There is quite an element of rivalry
between Portland and Seattle for the
premier city of the northwest, and
Will Seattle has had the benefit OF 4
,eep sea harbor In the past. which
ias been Of great advantage to her in
he Alaska and oriental trade, this
'oint will hereafter be eduallzed by
he DIRE dgins Of the Ceumbia and
rivers so that vessels or |
Ieepest draft may enter the Oregon
ity- Portland has many advantages |
nd has the Vim and push to make |
Teat city, and this she Is surely be- |
oming.'
Mrs. Kirkpatrick and daughters. |
IRIS Stone and Miss Kirkpatrick. are \
I the Knutsford. This lis Mrs Kirk
first visit to Salt Lake for
everal months, having spent the win
err In California and on the coast.
Gus Holmes. proprietor OF tho
inutsford hotel, has gone TO Nevada
or a few days. He expects to visit
ONE of the mining camps before he
eturns,
Mrs. Jennetto LIE Kemp. of VAN
ouVer, b. c., Is registered at the
lotropole Mrs. lie Kemp Is a prom
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