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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
SAY Z Just Die"

pcnver-Heartsick because Miss
Katie Wansik. pretty American girl
N Salt Lake City. upon whom he is
said TO have souAnderSI every cent he
earned the last three wears. failed 10
answer his last letter, l. I. 5 Ann. a
Japanese lahcror. shot and instantly
Killed himself. The suicide wSs corn
raitted in the koreaa home. Japan,
csc rooniins house at 1855 ArapShoe
street. where Ann rNsc.nei sirce Com
ing ~ Beaver threS weeks Sso
Ann len a nete written in japanese
which explained the motive for his self
destruction. but before sending oalles
into his throAt he Destroyed all eaVFS-
spoaacaee which Ae had received frozi
his American s~-so;heari and = pho,o~
graph ~ her which had been taken
WitA himself He had a,xry 90 the let
tiers. hu, burned then, all with ;hs Pho
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letter len eS Ann fo,sS~S>
TO Nv Cs1a;ryr.se, ard the Ccrozer,
Ny American eiri Gc<>2s love her
lap ~ rssCe. Am very. very sick -
lttis Jap nov want - die l. l 7. :
Aza. S,sa XIII myself e<oxsss have ~
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Il = :. AKIN.
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

How have the hypothetical scien'
lists and the opponents of unbelief
benefited themselves or humanity at
large by sowing the seeds OF doubt
broadcast in the world? The real sci
entists do not fall in this category, for
they are believers in the real sense of
the word; they know too much. they
have seen too many mysterious mani
festations of the Divine creative pow
er. Now, those who have disposed OF
the Bible and all evidences of inspi-a-
ton, have written a great many books
and some of them have won what the
world at large lightly calls fame. Ac-
cording to the ordinary measures that
are applied in such cases. they have
been extremely successful. but real
success means the benefit of human
ity in some form or other. If no such
benefits can be shown as the result of
their labors, their success is not equal
to that achieved by the direst poverty
and the deepest ignorance - Joel
Chandler. in Uncle Remus' Magazine.
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

A small boy who had recently
passed his fifth birthday was riding
in car with his mother. when they
were asked the customary question:
How old is the boy?" After being
told the correct age, which did not
require a fare, the conductor passed
on to the next person
The boy sat quite still as If ponder
ing over some question, and then,
concluding that full information had
not been given, called loudly to the
conductor. then at the other end of
the CT. And mothers BIZ"
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
WHEN A "HUNcH" HELD GOOD.
Chinese Laundry Ticket Suggested .
Bet on wing Ting"

Kay Spence. a well-known horseman
OF Mexico. Mo-. won $1,000 at the
Louisville. KY. race meeting short
time ago as the result of a bunch"
Mr.. Spence has a large breeding
stable of runners" near Mexico. and
attends all the big racing events in
the country. Not long since he was
in Louisville and entered the betting
ring TO see what odds were being of.
fered on the various entries He
found that Joaquin was the favorite
at even money. and pulled his wallet
from his pocket, intending to bet on
that horse. His attention was at
tracted by something that fell from
his wallet to the ground. and he stoop
ed and picked it up. II was a Chi
nese laundry ticket He looked at
the books" again and found that there
was an entry with a Chinese name.
Wing Ting. at ten TO one That set
lied il. for he considered he had re
csiyed q bunch" that could not be
overlooked Wing Ting won handily.
Needless to say. those who backed the
favorite considered Spence the sew
enth son Of the seventh sou--Kansss
City Star.
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
ALL THINGS in PROPORTION.
invalid's Meal Evidently Had Not In
creased Good Humor.

For many weeks the irritable mer-
chant had been riveted TO his bed by
typhoid fever. Now he was conva-
lescinE. He clamored for something
TO eat, declaring that he was starry
ing
Tomorrow you may have some
thing TO eat" promised the doctor.
The merchant realized that there
would be a restraint 10 his appetite.
yet he saw. in vision. 4 modest. steam
ing meal placed at his bedside.
Here is your dinner" said the
nurse next day. as she gave the glow
ering patient spoonful of tapiooa
pudding. and the doctor emphasizes
that everything else You do must be
in the same proportion"
Two hours later the nurse heard a
frantic call from the bed chamber.
Nurse" hreathed the man heapily.
i want TO do some reading. bring me
postage stamp"
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
The "Mound City,"

St. Louis rejoices in the sobriquet
of Mound City from the fact that the
original settlers found there many
elevations which it is supposed were
relics of that strange people who
dwelt in the Ohio and Mississippi val
leys and are known to modern times
only as the Mound Builders. No ade-
quate explanation has yet been found
of their strange mode of leaving
memorials of their existence. The
limestone bluffs on which part of
St Louis stands furnish solid foun-
dation for the business buildings.
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

You have probably read or heard
that the best way to rid house Of
rats is to catch one and fasten bell
about its neck. A boy in Delaware
tried the experiment two months ago.
He was badly bitten in making the
bell fast. bu; he turned the rat loose
and expected the tinkling of that bell
would have great results 1t did have.
In the first place. the rat who wore it
was constantly on the move all night.
and the tinklins bell kept the family
awake. and in the next the sounds
brought scores of new rats TO the
house Instead OF being afraid of the
bell. they were charmed with the mu-
sic Had the boy tied q harmonica
to another rats tail. the rodents would
have had a dance every night
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
She Was WILLING.

Yes says the husband. I have
consented to accept the nomination
I am so glad the party IS begin
ming to recognize your merit beams
the wife
Now my dear the husband con
tinues. You know that political az
fairs are not love fs2sts. By any
means You must expect to see ne
viliaed and attacked in scandalous
manner No doubt the opposition will
Try 20 dig up sensational runo-s about
me. and all that sort Of thing. but you
must rot
Well she Interrupts. I an really
glad o. it You have always been
strangely silsat about whether or not
you ever we're engaged 10 anyone be
fore you met ne
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

Every now aud then the important
Intelligence Is Impaired to a waiting
multitude that the stage is 10 he ole.
waited, IL is an old cry and I, signifies
nothing. for the patrons OF the play.
house mako Il what Il is and mana
xcrs only supply public demand.
References are always being made 10
revival Of them is frequently predict.
oil. but the truth is that thcrc were
Just as rcprchcasihle performances in
the rast as thcrc src in the present,
though. u course. there wer, some
noble histricaie esor;s that sro "
pcatcd TO-DAY. 1t is claimed that this
Is an era " commercial managers.
Who arc cnty heat On making money
aad are deneicnt in artistic inspirs,
tion. hut even Shakespeare did not
disasia seenmu,stins comfortable
fortune Tor his day tron the prsd0c-
tica " hts plays. and few men src
anxious ~ embark in an earSyias
Ncatare, evcn tor the sake ~ art; We
arc NOW told tAa, there Is ~ ee an
Intellectual ,hca,cr in uppcr Broad
way. New York, ~hcrc ealy the cream
cf the best old and new rlSSs will Ns
hroasht cut We Wish Il SUCCESS. ~
marks the sos;ea Hedse,. hut Ne sTo
Afraid that Its pstraaSse viii net be
romanerSsive, ncg the ,hc~tey IS ~
ssraca by the majority - rSspte as
place ~ entertainment, and rs, As
a ssss>l ssy moral Saa iasel,eesaSl
trsinls.r
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
HAVE CRAZE FOR FORMULA.
Smokers Follow Fsshions In the Use
Of Tobacco.

Make ME up package of tobacco
according to the formula used by Ed
win Booth said the man with a
southern accent That is the third
man who has asked for that kind o.
tobacco today said the dealer. Il,
is strange that people from remote
parts of the country as well as New
Workers make s fad OF buying the
same brand Of tobacco that Booth
smoked And IL isn't always the Booth
mixture that they want I have filed
away the formulas for mixing the
tavorite tobacco Of many famous per
soas- smokers the country over have
heard Of this collection OF recipes aad
one feature o. every mans trip to
New York IS 70 Try a p.Petul OF some
big mans fAvorite tobacco In mos:
cases this special mixture Is 50
strong that the nerves Of the average
smoker cannot stand IL He has to
give up after = few Qips.uls and 80
hack TO popular mixture. eu, he has
The satisfaction Of having had the s1-
ls-isace Tie Nsz York Sun
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

Stop" shouted the man on the
country road, holding up warning
hand. Muttering something about
rural cops, the automobilist obeyed.
Turn around and come back to
town with me-" said the stranger.
You were going at least SIS miles an
hour"
You're a constable. l suppose" said
the automobihst. with a covert sneer.
when they had reached the village.
Me-" replied the passenger. No,
I'm a farmer and had to come into
town when all the teams was busy.
Nice growing weather? Thanks. Good
by
Ensuing comment is purposely omit
ted.-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

such as white bread. potatoes, rice,
partly cooked cereals and such
Starchy food is not Gisestei in the
upper stomach but passes on into the
duodeaum. or lower stomach and il
ieStines. where. in healthy indiyid-
uSl, the transformation OF the starch
into form of sugar is completed and
then the food absorbed by the blood
But II the powers of digestion are
weakened. q part of the sia-chy food
Viii lie in the warmth and moisture OF
the body and decay. generating gases
and irritating the mucous surfaces IN
II under such conditions the whole
lower part Of the alimentzry canal il
GLIDING the colon and the appendix.
becomes involved. Disease SETS up
and at times takes the form known As
appendicitis.
W hen the symptoms Of the t-o-hls
make their appearance. would IL Tot
oe sood. practical. common sense. 10
discontinue the starchy food which -
causing the trouble and take food
n WAieh thu starch has been trans
formed into form Of sugar il the
pTocsSS Of manufacturer
This is identically the same form Of
SNsAT found in the human body after
ssATch has been perfectly siceS-ss
Now. human fooi is rnass m v--v
i@rsely OF starch and is required By
ne BODY for energy and warmth
Naturally, therefore. its use should hs
continued. II possible. and fo- the -sz-
solS given above IL Is made rsnSSstls
IN the manufacture Of Graps-Nc1S
IN v'anecitoa with this chx-ss %
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The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
THE REGISTER
Table Manners.

Man gives up with reluctance the
turics he has been instructed with
limo upon line, proccpt upon prccopt:
hut the average boy and girl atlll pre-
fer fingers to forks and tongues to
napkins. II may, however, be cncour.
aging 10 tho weary mother To OBJ
serve that a little progrcss has been
made by tho human race In four cen
turtles, even though her individual
specimen OF boyhood may lag far be-
hind perfection, Erasmus. writing
for the young gentlemen OF HIS time,
inti down u code Of table manners re-
markablc Tor what they do not take
for granted. and although We must
make some allowance for the irony OF
the learned critic. We stin have pic
turc or tho dinner table Of hts time
calculated 10 give us hope OF our own
iic assures HIS reader that IL is very
rude 10 wipe HIS nose on tho table
cloth or his fingers ON his ncishhor's
roat, One may not praise the achieve
mcnts OF ones own cook, or criticize
nnfavorahly ones hosts dinner, no
matter how badly Il is cooked, \
courteous guest will not give hts
homes to the doss to crack under the
table. nor will he feed the cat. or en-
courage either cat VT dos to jump on
tho table, "pnt, above all" says the
frank and Vigorous Erasmus. do not
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16

Little Tom was two years old and
talking before his proud parents took
him to be christened Though limit
ed. his vocabulary included one or
two choice words picked up from his
father. OF course, he looked like
perfect little cherub on the eventful
day. with his wide blue eyes and shin
ing curls and mother had got him up
in great shape for the ceremony. At
the most impressive point Tom turn
cd tn his father and exclaimed in ag-
pravated tones: why, damn it, he
wet my head"
The Lamar register., 1907-10-16
A Young Composer.

Rachel, aged IL, wrote an compo-
sition on wild flowers in which she
praised the arbutus. the liverwort,
the spring beauty, the blood root. and
all of the other blossoms of dell and
dale. But she wrote on both sides
of her sheet of paper. and when she
asked her father. who was an editor.
to publish her article he called her
attention to that fact.
You've written on both sides of
your paper" said he.
Well was the reply. and don't
you print on both sides OF yours?"