The Bamberg herald. [volume] (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, 1907-02-28
The Feud
Of the
Secured Pan
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: Have some passnips, Mis- Read?
Those down at the grocery are just
dried-up sticks beside these. Jim
complains good deal that we
haven't got plot to raise garden
sass, but he always declares that raise
a few passnips he must and will
These have had frost enough to get
the good taste into EN-"
Mrs. Read turned slowly from the
shining window, which she had just
finished washing, and came to the
fence.
F'We've never been overly fond of
parsnips," she replied. with an extra
careful "r," "but perhaps that is be-
cause ours came out of the grocery.
She took the rusty, dirt-encrusted
pan which Mrs. Watson held out with
q jovial smile and the remark, Don't
bother to wash that old pan. It's
been my garden pan for years"
S. AS Mrs. Read disappeared into the
house, Mrs. Watson strolled back to
her parsnip-bed, and looking down at
the tiny feathery shoots, addressed
Ito them her opinion of her neighbor:
= She's stiff an nowise neighborly,
to. my thinkin', but I mean to keep
on. They've bought the house, and
she's got a siokly husband and
cross baby, so guess she needs some
pleasant words, if she don't give any
back again.
y Now no one who saw Mrs. Reads
kitchen would have judged that it's
mistress had the care of any invalid
to divert her from household duties.
The. floor, in the old New England
phrase, was fit for the Queen to eat
OF of" while shining range, gleam-
ing faucets and snowy sink all spoke
of painstaking labor. Into this realm
OF soap was carried, rather unwilling
ly, it must be confessed, Mrs. Wat
sons dirty parsnip pan. There was
absolutely no place to put it, so hold
ing her apron shelteringly beneath it,
Mrs. Read went to the sitting-room
for newspaper, and returning,
spread it over her snow-white table,
and then was at liberty to lay her
burden down.
8 Humph, Such dirty folks do beat
ALT Before I'd offer anybody a pan
like that I'd sit up nights to scrub it!
There must be a quart of dirt on
those parsnips, too" She rubbed and
scrubbed them with a serious vigor
that soon made row of six shining
white vegetables, fit for county fair,
on the table,.
B But there were other worlds to
conquer! Did anything ever look so
out of place in a spotless kitchen as
that woful old pan? Mrs. Read stared
at it doubtfully, then set her lips
and crossed the Rubicon. Lye, sand
soap, bristol brick, hard soap, soft
soap, hot water in floods-how the
elements ragged in that little kitchen!
! At the end of an hour Mrs. Read
drew long breath.
& Nov I call that pan! 1t was
brighter, maybe, when it was just out
Tof the store, but it's a very respect
able PAN"
Toward evening she raped at Mrs.
JfWatson's back door, but getting no
reply, came away, leaving the pan on
the porch, thus giving her neighbo;:
I almost battle challenge.
whats that" exclaimed Mrs.
Watson, dramatically, the next morn
ing, as she stepped out for her milk
bottle.
''Is that my pan? And she couldn't
even hand it to me like Christian,
but had to tiptoe over and sneak it
onto my back porch" Here she was
wronging Mrs. Read, who had really
tapped at the back door, but no
knowledge OF this came to calm the
angry woman.
so she thought it was her bound
en- duty to clean up after me, did she?
And all those good passnips wasted
on her, too! Hope they'll choke her!
Now maybe like as not she thought
SAOy WSAC wv I'LL Iy 1Ol ICA. IL SlC .
dared to dump 'em in her garbage
box I'll complain to the police; and
I'm. going straight to the alley this
minute to see!"
Luckily that last straw was not
added to Mrs. Watson's wrath, but
all the forenoon her indignation was
seething and bubbling, until the time
when Mrs. Read stepped from her
back door with pan of potato peel
ings. Once again hand holding a
pan was thrust over the fence at her,
but this time no CHEEKY smile nor
friendly word accompanied it.
II think you'd just better have pan
as we'll as passnips, since you've been
to such pains in cleanin' it. When
folks as good as tell me I'm heather
to my face, I'm done with them, sc
there now"
The pan fell on the Read side OF
the fence with a clang, but Mrs. Read
had no reply to make for a moment