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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08

A well-konwn Manitoba editor
writes: "As an inside worker, I find
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Iabiets invaluable for the touches of
Diiiousness natural to sedentary life,
their action being gentle and effect
i've, clearing the digestive tract and
he head" Price, 25 cents. Samples
free. All druggists.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08
To Clean Carpets.

To remove grease spots on carpets
or mating. cover with French chalk
and sprinkle with benzino. Allow the
benzine to evaporate. then brush off
the chalk. The spot will have disap-
peared.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08

Thirty days treatment for kidney
bladder troubles and Rheumatism for
81. 90. Your money refunded II not
satisfied. Pineules contain no alcn-
hol. Do not deranga the stomach.
Easy to take.
| Sold by Flocken Drug Store.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08
SPANISH WAR VETS
Will Organize Drill Team Frid a
Night.

AT meeting of the Spanish
American War Veterans to be held
Friday evening an effort will be
made to organize a drill team to
give exhibitions in the future. A
greatmany of the camps Of the
state have organized into drill
teams which are in great demand
on all public occasions. Besides the
drill team, it is expected to form
an artillery squad, which will give
exhibition maneuvers with "Little
Phit' the cannon which old G
company used in the Spanish-Amer-
lean war.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08

Gently moves the bowels and at
the same time stops the cough
Bees Laxative Cough Syrup. Con-
tains Honey and Tar. No opiates
Best for Coughs. colds, Group and
whooping cough. Satisfaction guar.
anteed. v Children like It. Mothers
'ndorse 1t.
Sold by Flocken Drug Store.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08
WANTED

25 sales people. Apply at
once. 1. M. Hayfer Co. 212 West
Center Street, next to McClain g. !.
4-3-tf
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08
ELIJAH GOES
ON RAMP AGE
Threatened to Shoot Up the
City.
SOON WAS QUIETED
When Officer Nc Donough
Gets Real Busy.
Sheridan Refused to Sign Pledge
he Knew He Could Not Keep
Police Court News. =

Elijah Timmons, rip roarer from
Madison county, dropped into town
ION Saturday to visit some relatives,
and before he had been here long
he had acquired a jag of goodly pro-
portions. Timmons had a gun and
letting out q few Indian whoops,
pulled the gun and threatened to
shoot up the town.
About that time, Officer McDon-
Iough appeared upon the scene and
took the bad man for little ride
in the patrol agon. Timmons did
f! not have the money to pay his 81
fine, but his relatives settled fol-
him. He promised the mayor that
he would be good during the re-
mainder of his visit here.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08

The time is now at hand for the
annual clean up of the winters ac-
cumulation of bicycles at the police
headquarters. During the cold
weather, five bicycles were picked up
by the police and no one has come
to claim them. Most of the wheels
are god ones, and It is expected
that the owners will be identifying
them within few days.
1t is usually the case that most Of
the bicycles picked up during the
winter are kept at headquarters un-
til the spring is well advanced. and
then the claimants will appear.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08

Remember the horse sale at
Groves Barn April 10.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-04-08

couldn't be beaten by direct i'm
portation from County Glare, was
arrested yesterday morning by Of
fcer Chapman, on charge of drunk
Ienness. When locked up, Pat told
the cops of his wonderful ability in
drinking stunts. He claimed that
he could drink fifty glasses of whis-
ky, without affecting him In the
least.
He changed his story when he
was brought before the Mayor, and
admitted that a few glasses Of real
"red eye" would put him In the
clear. After lecturing him on the
drink question, the mayor wanted
Pat to sign the pledge before Faith
|ec j. NJ. Denning, Of st. Mary's
church, out Pat did not want to.
More honest than most of the drunks
in the police court, he did not want
TO make promise that he could not
keep. He finally arranged to pay
a $5 fine on the installment plan.
Col. William Crawford is being
held at the city prison upon the
request Of Infirmary Director Hurr.
The colonel has not been at the in
! lfirmary for several months. and as
his relatives have again tired of
keeping him, he will be returned
there this afternoon. Crawford ap-
piled for bed at the prison last
night to get out of the cold and
the rain.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02
A FAIRBANKS CHILL
AsPlRANT FOR THE PRESIDENCY
SERVED COCKTAILS Ar LUN-
CHEoN-PRoTEST ISSUED.

Indianapolis. July 1.-The ardent
temperance class in the Methodist
church is opposing the selection OF
Vice-President Fairbanks as a dele.
gate TO the quadrennial conference or
the church, to be held In May, 1908,
on the ground that he caused cock
tails to be served at the luncheon
to President Roosevelt wnei he was
here at the lawton moapment dedica.
ton.
II is said that Mr.. Fairbanks warts
TO be n delegate. Next May would be
tsa orkg. .deapapiisKkewi rddddoc
an opportune time for Mr.. Fairbanks
to appear as "a repros' We a
great religious body, his friends think,
but the fact that cocktails and wine
were served TO his guests will have
an important bearing. as the Metho'
dist church is one of the strictest OF
denominations.
The luncheon has already caused
great agitation in the prohibition par.
". The state official organ, the Pa.
triot PhalanX, today contained n bit.
ter story Of the meal. The Phalanx
says that before the luncheon, when
II was learned that the caterer had
allied to provide the cocktails, Mrs.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

Washington, July las evidence
that the navy department IS impressed
with the fact that the Pacific ocean
presents the most probable scene OF
future international disputes. the ar
mored cruisers Tennessee and Wash.
ington will be sent TO the Pacific
station. The decision OF the depart
ment, which was reported by Secre-
tary Metcalf after a conference with
the president, is regarded rs a hint
that the navy in the Pacific may be
strengthened still more by the trans
fer OF a large force OF battleshlps
from the Atlantic.
The Tennessee and tho Washington
are the newest armorel cruisers on
the navy list.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

A bunch Of ChIckasaw maldens with
big farms and presumably other charms
not mentioned have banded together
and pledged themselves only TO accept
white husbands when they dabble In
the matrimonial lottery.
No doubt they can be accommodated
II they are not too particular as to the
kind. There are many men Of more or
less degrees OF whlteness who would
be wonderfully attracted by pro.
posal of that sort
The romance Of owning n half sec
tion Of choice land would appeal TO
them strongly, even though It were en-.
numbered 10y dusky bride. They feel
that they could do quite n neat job Of
sitting In the shade ana letting the wo-
men hoe the corn and bring In the
kindllng as the reddest brave that ever
went 10 sleep on the shady side OF n
haystack.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

John y. Carney, wno was assisting
.nrs. Fairbanks telephoned to the Col.
laml ia club for forty 'anhattans. II
is related that Mayor Bookwalter
volunteered the use Of his automobile
which was sent to the club, and that
when the guests arrived a cocktail
stood at each plate
Some of the most influential men,
bers Of the church have been appeal
ed to by both sides, and the selec-
tion Of delegates to the quadrennial
conference will surely bring on live
H. controversy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02
Humor qna Philosophy
WON'T STAY PUT.
By DUNCAN =. SMITH

The knotty questions % the day
They settle lu the wumcu's club
or hand without "a sirs.e doubt
That there j. possibly rub.
Fix up tuo answer good and strong
And with the very best intent
But here's the only blooming hitch
They don't stay settled worth a cent
II seems So easy as they sit
And listen to- the words that flow
From lips quite rod and feminine
To make the balky systems go.
They know ~ they were only men
And sat IN congress for a day
They'd turn the old works upside down
And know that they had earned their
pay.
The tariff IL an open book;
They'd lower 81 or let II stand
or raise % high and ia some way
Do something very nue and grand.
They read their papers pleasantly
And tell the men folks how to act
Their papers filled with arguments
They cleaned from some small man
made tract.
It's Just Ike falling m n log
The kinks to straiEhtcn and make clenr-
Tho things that once looked hard enough
And were "a trife ont of gear
And doubtless they have got the dope
Correctly mixed TO some extent.
But here's the trouble with the thing
They don't stay settled worth cent
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

Lcayenworth, Kans., July l.-rhr
demand for harvest hands has In
creased iu the last tweutyrour hours
Tho wheat is rpening very fast All
trains are met by the wheat raiscrs
ta get help The supply Is very short.
Tho worl, this year viii NOT Doe as hea-
NN rms year as last year owing TO the
short straw.
Thcr. has been considerable d1.
mage done boy hail In the western part
of th, county this week.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02
IN THE WORLD OF INDUSTRY
WHERE THE MECHANIC TOLLS

the organization for the next two
years has already served IN that 20
sitiou ~ years
It is reported that the Victorian
(hustrallanl Employers union Will
spend 10000 pounds TO try and de-
stroy the Union Label law, either by
fighting ~ iu the courts or getting
Doodle members Of parliament TO re-
peal IT,
II the increase IN the membership
Of 'he United Mine Workers continues
tor the remainder of this year as II
has during the past two months. the
organization will be able 10 show an
advance moqualcd Ia It's history.
Mrs. Auasasia OMoara Of Cam
bridge. Mass has the honor OF being
tho first woman 90 hold au Office In
the strong Retail CLERKS Association
Of that city She was also the first
woman member OF the association.
Several women have obtained cab
drivers licenses in Paris France. ono
Of the stipulations insisted upon by
the project Of police In granting the
licenses is that the lady iehus, when
plying the vocation, must wear male
attire
Congress will be asked TO make an
Investigation into the wholesale i'm
portation OF musicians to form for
eirn' bands. These are brought In
under the artists clause. in direct
violation Of the immigration laws, it
Is alleged.
\ recent report shows that co-opcra-
tive farming is making great head
way In Germany. At the close Of
1905. no less than 1872 cooperative
farming associations were In full
swing. with membership of over n
million farmers.
Columbus o.. Railway and Light
Company has voluntarily increased
the wages Of all conductors and mo-
tormcn, numbering nearly COO, one
half per cent an hour The higher cost
Of living is given as the reason for
the company's action.
That the Irish labor element Is not
in favor of socialism as one Of the
objects Of the labor movement. was
manifested by the vote taken at the
labor conference recently held in Bel
fast. ireland II was $4,000 against
10000 for.
The creation by constitutional
amendment Of state court Of compul-
/ sory arbitration to assume control and
adjust all disputes arising between
employers and labor organizations Is
| advocated by Governor General Gil
] lette Of California.
r. V. Povdcrly, known TO all older
union men ms the head OF the knights
| of Labor when that organization was
~ the height Of its power, has been
| appointed chief OF the Bureau Of In
| formation under the Bureau OF I'm
migration.
Mrs Berry Sharlweather Of Mime
apolis, has been made special woman
labor inspector Of Minnesota. The
position was provided for in bin
passed by the last Legislature There
ara 10000 women employed in shops
and factories in Minnesota.
The National Farmers Education
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

No amount OF intellect or philosophy
makes up for the lack OF personal at
tractiyeness.
Many man lives beyond his means
yet somehow he always gets the means
TO live.
People seldom try to go behind the
returns with a millionaire.
Charity suffereth long and is blind.
In these modern days blind love usu,
ally consults an ocullst.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

Washington July In accord.
auce with directions from President
Roosevelt, Secretary Taft today in
stuoted Governor Magoon 10 purch-
ose an the church property in Cuba
IN the diocese OF Havana, according
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

Headaches are frequently due to un
known defective eyesight. Have your
eyes examined. 1t is done scientifical
ly here. No charge. Sight-correctine
glasses furnished. If needed, at most
reasonable prices.
30 f. j. RAMSEY. Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

willie didn't run away TO sea as hc
Threatened"
mo. when he found the boat was
being fitted up for whaling eXpedi-
tion. he backed out. lie had too many
vivid recollections Of whaling expedl-
tlons to the wood shed when he was Il
Kid"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

Three labor representatives wero
c.ected 20 the first Trausyaal par.ia'
mcnt
The average annual product OF con.
vlcts exploited under the prison con
tract system ls S9si
To produce with outside labor a
years output oi prisons would require
uisg542e iu wages.
Under the laws Of the international
BARRIERS union women are not per
mitted 10 belong 20 local union.
Union BARRIERS of Cleveland, o., arc
watching au the shops 10 see that
they close on Sunday according to
law.
Mechanics Of all classes In France.
such as carpenters, piastcrcrs, black
smiths. etc.. receive from 500 to
go O. dag
A district council OF aIl the freight
handIorf unions and h, of l.. ass"m-
hlios of Boston. Mass. is now pro
jectrd
The labor mnvement has taken hold
In Eeypt The printers employed on a
Cairo paper. Les Pyramids, are out
for better conditions.
According to the bureau of com
mcrce and labor the cost Of living in
the United States in 1906 was the
highest in a period Of II years.
Cicago. ul.. elevator men have sub
mlttcd 10 a board OF arbitration n
proposition made to building mana
gers for an increase Of SO e month.
Conditions In the Canadian cigar
making industry hav been unsettled
for some time. owing to differences
between the employers and the union
Park department employees OF
brooklyn have decided to make ar
rangemcnts for a general demand ON
the part Of park labo-ers for h'gle'
WAGES
Efforts are being made in several
parts Of the East TO unionze farm
Inborers and have them affiliate with
the American Society Of Equity.
In 1906 there were 1881 union print
ing Offices In Germany. employing
1890 union printers; now there are
5.573 Offices. employing 4O,497 organ
tied men.
The movement for compelling non
unionist members to join the unios Is
meeting with success In South York
shire. England. and adjoining coal
fields
Il is stated that for every loo men
employed In the cotton mills OF
France there are IS women and girls
in the WOODEN mills 90 and in the silk
mills a.
The preliminary notice for the for
ticth annual British trades union con
gress as been issued. The congress
will assemble in Bath, England, Sep
tembcr ..
Members Of the Mattresses union
of Phoenix. Ariz, who have been
working from II to u hours day.
threaten 10 strike II their day Is not
reduced 10 10 hours.
Hoston. Mass. coopcrs, who have
not asked for raise OF pay for IA
years want an increase from the pres
cnt minimum of $3.50 a day to one OF
,tOO a day.
Il has been decided 10y the French
Cabinet that the time has arrived for
energetic action AGAINST the public
servants engaged iu agitation for tho
uraulauou of unions.
Canadian Northern operators at
Wuuipcg. as . result of negotiations
carried on between that company and
the union. have received a 20 per cent
increase I'm wages.
Grand Master r. II Morrisey, re-
Gently elected 10y the brotherhood o'
Railway Trainmen to ho the head of
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

"Why did yon quit your last place.
81 couldn't stand for the boss"
"Too arbitrary"
81 should say So"
"What did he dof'
"Weli, for one thing. he fred me-"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

mister, you dropped something"
"Mercy me, what could It have
beenT' asked the startled Englishman.
looking all about him
only the letter H." replied the ir-
revcrcnt youth. dodging around the
corner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02
The Hat Doctor.

Johnson the halter is now better
prepared than ever in his new quar-
ters. two doors west of the court
house. for cleaning, re-blocking and
retrimming hats. Out Of town work
given prompt attention.
JOHNSON, the Halter.
.O-2
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02
Benevolent Society,

The Benevolent Society will meet
Wednesday with Mrs. j. c. Thompson.
All members please be present.
MRS. ]. c. THOMPSON, Pres.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

A cleansing clean, cooling, sOoth.
ing. healing household remedy is De.
Wits Carhonized Witch Hazel Salve.
Sold by Hoffman Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

A man is seldom satisfied
With all he needs to eat and drink:
Man wants but little here below
! do not think
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

CREAM BAKERY will make you
amy kind of cake you want 60 order
2O5 y. Caddo Phone 2jN. 3Olm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

DeWitt's Little Early Risers Small
sure, safe pills. Sold by Hoffman
Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

4 wise man never makes a business
Of writing poetry unless he can CON
vert II into money.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

EAT lMRlE's Cream Bakery bread
and barbecued meat, POS y. Caddo.
Phone 25S. 3O.lm
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

Aren't you awfully fond Of spring
THAT depends upon the vintage"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

II makes wives love their husbands.
Crown Soda Pop. 30-3
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-02

When man tries to carry water on
both shoulders, he need not be sur.
prised II he gets cold shower.
Never tell man he lies; he probably
knows II better than you do.
A fool cares nothing for experience
and experience avoids fool
Some people lie quiet and others lie
In very noisy manner indeed
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
SERIOUS ACCl
DENT

Last Saturday evening as MIR
Jesse Parsons was driving down
Highland Avenue with his two
daughters, Lou and Alice and his
daughter-in.la law, Mrs. Charles Par
sons, in the buggy, they were run
into by livery team that became
cared at Mr.. Bodley's automobile
and was running away.
The Parsons rig was upset and all
the occupants thrown out and all
of them more or less seriously hurt.
Jesse Parsons had his shoulder dis
located and badly bruised and his
face fearfully cut and skinned up
Miss Lou had her right shoulder
badly bruised. Miss Alice received
very bad cash above the ear and
was severely hurt in the back.
Mrs. Charley Parsons was severely
bruised about the body and limbs.
The accident was so sudden that
the occupants of the buggy could
n IT save themselves in the least and
they were all thrown violently to the
paved street and it is thought the
runaway buggy passed over them
while they were down.
Both Mr.. Parsons and Alice were
unconscious for a time. Medical
aid and hacks were summoned and
all were taken to the home of Mr..
Jesse Parsons where medical skill
aid careful nursing and time will
bring them out all right. They
were badly bruised and skined up
quartette, and tleast two OF Their
will be confined to the house for
some time to come.
One wheel of the livery buggy was
smashed and Mr.. Bodley in trying
to look over his shoulder to see what
was goiug on behind him, ran his
auto into the curbing and smashed
It up pretty badly.
We have not learned that any
body was especially to blame in
this matter, II seems to have been
one Of those unexpected and un-
avoidable accidents that sometimes
happen. -. -
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
Col. Sam roster is in the city.


Mrs. L. e Garrett IL visited by her
nephew. Royal Morey OF Grenola.
| Mrs. G. A. Stinson OF Carlys'e Is
vi,iti2g her aunt, Mrs. W. j. Watt.
atCapt. Hines OF the Salvation ARM.
has assistance now 10 the shape or
Cap. Hays aud wife,
Otto Brlley had legal business 10
Independence, Tuesday.
R. N. and Jim Allen have, gone to
alDorado Springs for a short season.
I f. Morrison had legal bust less In
GARRETT, Tuesday.
Clair Turner IS now local editor on
daily paper IN Mesa, Aroma.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. c. Manatt and Mrs.
Timpayne have gone to Excelsior
Springs.
Miss Olive Wells. daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. s. J. Wells OF Erie was mar
ried, Tuesday to Dr.. Galliger of Min
!eral
Roemer has sold his interest in
the west side grocery and meat market
and agan retired to private life.
Rev. LagerQuist has gone to Con-
corda to be present at some church
function.
The glass plant here, closed down
Saturday for the season. Many OF the'
men have already secured JOBS with
other plants 1t is customary for,
these big plants to shut down during
the hot mo this. but surely the not
weather OF April has not bothered
them very much.
Latest and most complete line of
vehicles and harness to be found in
the state.-Hemnge 4 Montague,
30l-303 e. Main.
The lola Eagles have decided that
thev we're violating the law by keep
ing liquors on sale and have agreed to
Quit entirely if the county ATTORNEY
will let up on his prosecution OF thP
members. Wonder if our county'af-
torpev has heard Of any lodges in this
city that violate the law in similar
manner.
Myers ha, bought the Oxford res
taurant and expects to make 1T a
popular resort.
Mrs. NJ J. McLeland returned from
Moran last Tuesday, where she had
been for several DAYS visiting her
sister. Mrs. Haner, who with her hus-
band has just located there. Mr.
Haner is engaged in the evangelistir
work and is now holding a protracted
meeting at La Harpe.
WANTED-Good farm hand. Al
summer job.-Mrs. w. II. Brown.
Just west of the Ditmars ford.
The gentle rain that fell here al
the afternoon of Monday and a 5000
part of the night has been Of UNTOLD
value to the country. Wheat ha'
been slightly damaged and the oats
held back but no serious damage was
done. Now the warm sunshine after
the rain will put everything in prime
condition. The green bug has done
but little damage here.
The finest dinner for the least
,,onay 90 ho fOupd at rho Oxford
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never Suspect i.

Fill bottle or common glass with you
water and let it stand twenty-four hours