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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
Letter from Rev. Splitter.

Land, Ind, April 20, 'O7.
Mr.. Editor:
A few words from this part of the
country might be of some interest.
After suffering with the cold winds
for so long, we now feel the more
joyful, for the good old summer
time"
Some months ago there came to
our town an old man by the name of
March. He told me that he was a
resident of Plymouth, Ind. and was
on his way to Marion, Ohio to visit
his son. who lived there. He carried
a good-sized valise, walking qui-e
feebly. | wondered if his expecta-
tons were granted To me it seem
ed quite an undertaking. The dis
lance is more than one hundred and
fifty miles.
Well, the Splitter and Myers reun-
ion will soon be on us again. This
year it will be held in the month OF
August. Committees were appoint
ed to see the president and commit
tee of the CRUDE reunion and con-
solidate. We trust this will be ac-
complished. It means large gather
ing, as many as six or eight hundred
may see this in print, for this reason
it will stimulate the forces. for a
splendid gathering in August next.
Yours respe ctfully.
G. A. Splitter.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
Stromboli Is Active.

Naples, April 29.-The volcano OF
Stromboli is in active eruption and
residents of the surrounding islands,
Sicily and even in Calabria are panic
stricken, fearing a destructive earth
quake will follow the eruption. Slight
shocks have been felt in several parts
of Italy, as we'll as in the adjoining
islands and these have added to the
fear of the people Ashes and cind-
ers thrown out by the volcano have
been carried many miles and great
damage has been done Scores of
vineyards in Sicily and Calabria have
been ruined
1t is known what damage has been
wrought in the island of Stromboli
as the cable communications have
been interrupted and only signal mes
sages have come through.
Records on the instruments in the
Mount Etna observatory show that
the eruption is an extremely violent
one and it is feared the worst has
not yet come. Frequent slight earth
quake shocks we felt here today
and yesterday and the people are liv-
ing in dread lest there be a disaster.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
Pleasant Evenings Anticipated.

The Presbyterian Y. w. S. U. have
planned a series Of pleasant entertain
ments for the current year, the first
of which was given Thursday night
by Mrs. Jacox, Mrs. Koozer, Miss
Chase and Mrs. Kleinschmidt at the
home of the latter. Forty ladies were
entertained and the costumes, favors.
refreshments and music were all
Scottish.
Mrs. Maud Houghton. Mrs. Angie
Cook, the Misses Julia Jockey, Cecil
Burkett, Frances Emerson, Blanch
Richards and the c. E. quartette COM
posed of Misses Name and Grace
Bussard, Nellie Bonham and Tressie
Linkenhelt assisted with the program
Scotch scenes, graham sandwiches,
butter-scotch and coffee were served
and the favors were Scotch caps.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
F1abit.fOrminp Medicines.

Whatever may be the fact as to many
of the so-called patent medicines con.
tanning injurious ingredients as broadly
published in some journals of more or
less influence, this publicity has certainly
been of great benefit in arousing needed
attention to this subject, 1t has, in
considerable measure, resulted la the
most intelligent people avoiding such
foods AMI medicines as may be fairly sus.
pected of containing the injurious ingre-
dents complained of. Recognizing this
fact some time ago, Dr.. Pierce, of Buffalo,
N Y, rtook time by the forelock,n as it
were, and published broadcast all the
cines are composed. Thus he has COM
pletely forestalled all harping critics and
all opposition that might otherwise be
urged against his medicines, because they
are now OF KNOWN COMPOSITION. Fur
thermore, from the formula printed on
every bottle wrapper, it will be seen that
these medicines contain no alcohol or
other habit-fOrming drugs. Neither do
they contain any narcotics or injurious
agents, their ingredients being purely
vegetable, extracted from the roots of
medicinal plants found growing in the
depths of our American forests and OF
well recognized curative virtues.
Instead of alcohol, which even in small
portions long continued, as in obstinate
cases OF diseases, becomes nlgnly ODJec-
tionable from lis tendency to produce
craving for stimulants, DR.. Pierce en-
ploys chemically pure, triple refined
glycerine. which of itself is valuable
remedy in many cases of chronic diseases,
being a superior demulcent, antiseptic,
antiferment and supporting nutritiye.
II enhances the curative action of the
Golden Seal root, Stone root, Black
Cherrybark and Bloodroot, contained in
rGolden Medical Discovery" in all bron--
chial, throat and lung affections attended
with severe coughs. AS will be seen from
the writings of the eminent Drs. Grover
Coe, of New York; Bartholow, of Jeffer-
son Medical College, Phila.; Scudder, of
Cincinnati Ellingwood, of Chicago
Hale, of Chicago, and others, who stand
rs leaders in their several schools OF
practice, the foregoing agents are the
uery best ingredients that DR.. Pierce
could have chosen to make up his IA
nous Discovery" for the cure of not
only bronchial, throat and lung affec-
tions, but also of chronic catarrh In Gil
Its various forms wherever located.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
Noted Dwarfs in City.

Mr.. and Mrs. Reuben Steer, of Che
pachet, Rhode Island, were in the
city Thursday on their way to La
porte, where they will visit Mrs.
Steers sister. Mr.. and Mrs. Steer
are dwarfs and have fer years travel
ed with various circuses AMI have ex-
hiblted themselves in museums all
over the country. They are between
40 and so years of age and Mr., Steer
is AZ inches tall and weighs AZ
pounds His wife is trifle smaller
and weighs a few pounds less than
her husband They have no children
but both are very intelligent and by
reason of their years of travel are
better informed on many topics thar
the average person.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Let me mail you free, to prove
merit, samples of my DR.. Shops
Restorative, and my book on either
Dyspepsia, The Heart, or The Kid
neys. Address me, DIR. Shoop, Ra-
cine, Wis. Troubles of the Stomach.
Heart or Kidneys, are merely symp-
toms of deeper ailment Don't make
the common error of treating symp-
toms only. Symptom treatment is
treating the result of your ailment,
and not the cause. Weak Stomach
nerves-the inside nerves-means
Stomach weakness, always. And the
Heart, and Kidneys as we'll, have
their controlling or inside nerves.
Weaken these nerves and you inevi-
tably have weak vital organs. Here
is where DR.. Shops Restorative has
made its fame. No other remsdy
even claims to treat the Inside
nerves" Also for bloating, bilious
mes, bad breath or complexion, use
DIR. Shops Restorative. Write for
my free book now. Dr. Shops Re-
storative sold by Tanners Drug
Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
TIE. HOUGHTON,
Plymouth, Ind.

Free samples of "Preventics" and
booklet on Colds will be gladly
mailed you, on request, by DR.. Shoop,
Racine, Wis, simply to prove merit.
Preventics are little Candy Cold Cure
tablets. No quinine, no laxative,
nothing harmful whatever. Preventics
prevent colds-as the name implies
when taken early, or at the "Sneeze
Stage" For seated cold or La
Grippe, break it up safely and quickly
with Preventics. Sold by Tanners
Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
Dowie Home a Boarding House.

Dowie's widow is taking boarders
Ben McDhui," Dowie's former beau
tiful home near Muskegon, Mich,
has become a summer boarding
house The 260-acre estate is being
cut up for cottage lots Dowie would
never allow smoking on the premises
but Mrs. Dowie says guests may
smoke all they want to.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
All new equipment, makes it a
comfortable and enjoyable trip.
c. MoRcoMBE, Agent.

In the treatment of piles it be-
comes necessary to have the remedy
Put up in such form that il can be
Spebed to the carts effected. Man
Ian Pile remedy Is encased in a coll
lapsible tube with nozzle attached. Ii
cannot help but reach the spot Re-
ieres blind bleeding, itching and pro-
tuding piles. so cents with nozzle
guaranteed Try it. Sold by Fred
Wenzler.
Impure blood runs you down
makes you an easy victim for organ
ic diseases Burdock Blood Bitsers
purihes the blood-cures the cause
builds YOU up.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

matisml Not remedy that win straightep the
distorted limbs OF chronic cripples, nor turn bony
growths back to flesh again. That Is impossible
But can now surely kin the pains and pangS q
this deplorable disease
In Germany-with Q Chemist In the City Of
parmstadt-f found the last ingredient with
n perfected, dependable prescription. Without
that last Ingredient. successfully treated many.
many cases of RheumatiEm but now 1t last. Il uni
formly cures all durable cases Of this heretofcgU
wastes. found In Rheumatic Blood seem to dissolve
and pass away under the action Of this remedy ~
freely does sugar when added to pure water
freely pass from the system. end the cause OF
Rheumatism is gone forever. There IL now no
rial need-no actual excuse to suffer longer with
out help. We sell. and In confidence recommend
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Improper action of the kidneys
causes backache, lumbago, rheumA
tism. "Pinules' is a kidney remedy
that will relieve these diseases. Pleas
ant to take and guaranteed to give
satisfaction or money refunded. RE
lief in every dose" For sale by Fred
Wenzler's Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

There are many kidney remedies
but few that accomplish the result
"Pinules" is a kidney remedy that
contains no alcohol or opiates of any
kind, complies with the National
Pure Food and Drugs Law, guaran-
teed to give satisfaction. Thirty da,
treatment for $l00. Inquire about
"Pinules." For sale by Fred Wenz-
ler's Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Kodol for Indigestion and dyspep-
STA not only digests what you eat, it
tones the stomach and adds strengths
to the whole body Makes rich, pure
blood. Kcdol is made in conformity
TO the National Pure Food and Drug
Law. Sold by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Coughs and colds contracted at this
season OF the year should have imme
date attention. Bees Laxative Cough
Syrup. contains Honey and Tar and
is unequaled for hoarseness, crou
and coughs. Pleasant to take: moth
ers endorse it; children like to take
it. Contains on opiates. Moves ths
bowels. Sold by Fred Wenzler's DRUG
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Piles get quick and certain relief
from DR.. Shops magic Ointment.
Please note it is made alone for Piles.
and its action is positive and certain.
Itching, painful, protuding or blind
piles disappear like magic by its use.
Large nickel-capped glass jars so
cents. Sold by Tanners Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

For cold or a cough take Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup. 1t
contains no opiates and gently moves
the bowels, thereby driving the cold
entirely out from the system. Con-
forms to the National Pure Food and
Drug Law Sold by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Call at our store, please, for free
sample of DR.. Shops Health COT
fee" If real coffee disturbs your
stomach, your heart, or kidneys, then
try this Clever Coffee imitation.
While DR.. Shoop has very closely
matched Old Java and Mocha Coffee
in favor and taste, yet he has not
even a single grain of real Coffee in
it. DR.. Shops Health Coffee Imi-
tation is made from pure toasted
grains or cereals, with Malt, Nuts,
etc. You will surely like Health COT
fee. Sold by c. M. Slayter.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

In using cough syrup, why no.
get the best? One that comes highly
recommended is Bees Laxative
Cough Syrup. contains Honey ano
Far and is superior to other cough
syrups in many ways. Children al
ways like It because it contains NO
opiafes, is a laxative and is guaran-
teed to give satisfaction or your
money refunded. Try it. Sold L.
Fred Wenzler's Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Spring winds chap tan and cause
freckles TO appear Pinesalve Carbol-
lied applied at night will relieve that
burning sensation Natures own
remedy. Acts like a poultice and
draws out rheumatism. Sold by
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02
DR.. Shoep's
Rheumatic Remedy
L. TANNER.

Cascasweet for babies is the best
remedy for collie, summer complaint,
diarrhoea and sour stomach. 1t is
especially good in cases of teething
when irritation affects the stomach
and intestines. Sold by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

"Doan's Ointment cured me of &c
zema that had annoyed me long
time. The cure was permanent
Hon. S. w. Matthews, Commissioner
Labor Statistics, Augusta, Me.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Hurried meals, lack of exercise are
the mainca uses Of dyspepsia. A
Rings Dyspepsia Tablet after each
meal aids digestion, improves the APP
petite Sold by Fred Wenzler's Drug
Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Pain caused by boils, burns, cuts,
scalds and skin diseases is promptly
relieved by DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve. Good for piles.
Sold by all druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

YOU'RE to be the Judge; we leave
it to you to decide; all we want is
your verdict-Will HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea make you well and
keep you well? That's fair Tea or
Tablets, 35 cents. The Peoples Drug
Store
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Occasionally one has the fortune to
meet women who are ideal in looks
and figure. Ninety-nine times out of
a hundred you will find she takes
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. Tea
or Tablets, 35 cents. The Peoples
Drug Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

DeWtt's Little Early Risers, ia
nous little pills. Sold by all drug
gists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

It's too bad to see people who go
from day to day suffering with ply
steal weakness when Rocky Noun
tain Tea would strengthen them. Tea
or tablets 35 cents The Peoples
Drug Store
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Everyone knows that Spring is the
season OF the year when the system
needs cleansing Dade's Little Liver
Pills are highly recommended. Try
them Sold by Fred Wenzler's Drug
Store.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
afford prompt relief for weak kid
neys, backache and urinary troubles.
Sold by all druggists
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Baby won't suffer five minutes with
Group if you apply DIR. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil at once. 1t acts like mag
ic.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-02

Regulates the bowels, promotes
easy natural movements, cures con-
stipation-Doan's Regulets. Ask
your druggist for them 25 cents a
box
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
Sen Tolte &trur9.

"Sigdro" fortGIer fsIsenoe $iito.
rte: On befierrbt 9artierftrlrrg fcr'
lanste rplig for Ell Operation, ban
haboe foretaeet | en- Of Rabobgerne,
1000 Srcs. Satienten bible life be-
tale, met Loo fig iasisge. Sor &ettert
anfsrte 2eeen, at ban giaIG for en-
gllttoritet / it Sag, at Gatlenten bar
en- meget formalellbe Ofano, 90 at
set forlangte Spnorar Serfcr life
huuoe betegnes iom o%perbreoent. &et'
ten reo,lcereoe Dog Suftorresninsel
ueo life minore emo 1900 Srcs. og
tilfielote 2psen firn 500 Srcs. Seo
benne Dom affoieicereoe airlr9en.
Sa ie1tote itrar fin Tatient en- artt'
terina for 1000 Srcs. meo felgenoe
Ranbbcmerfnins: "SiaGo, NUN Ser
re, at ieg e~Ttereioer Gem belle bet So
norar, ieg bar iorla1rgt al Gem. Dert
mi oflutteoe Eroces giorSe Oct Hart
for mig, at ieg ntaa betragte Gem
iom fattie, og al fattige Snlf tager
lea principielt ingenttng." On Ar'
fritz al bette 8rep frempiite Sesea
pperoIt, oa ben opererebe Msar,S be-
fIaoer oGerebe, at bon panSt Aoces-
len.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
9~p9a&a9a @3@aaaa a91aaa3&Ha19HHHaa

too foran Seltet meo Sen pnbisite
lille arinenbe efimounse paa sflI,
brene. Sg ban iagbe, mems ban
imilte inSimiarenbe:
"Soabon en- ielger man BOG ifte!"
"SDem2 Suao for en9" -
gmunoien og bans Solf bar rii ean'
ife forpirrebe.
SO, De baobe 10 billet ba', at bon
ftltISe felee Dem ct Barn -.
Waoass SorbIsffelie.
Sg iaa opflareoeS oct, at bet 9rsn'
laubife Orb, iom elers betpoer Sunb.
og iom be bapoe briiet, oct betsb ber
| Senne Stamrne @arnl
Sg Bcrharingen nor fltnben til
@fimoens itdIminbeltge noiaigbeS
og guropeernes Iige iou ualminSe'
Iise 9Iobtsrit
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
ga 9tmmnoien ifmloe fjpbe
~GTinobnno.

en- IiSen Splenelie al &aptetn
RoqIb gmunSen er iaa p1ioitg, at ben
fortiener at fienoeS, ifrter "Slsben'
bapn".
ReSens gmunSien % bans Sel'
Ter loa | @interfparter | Snebptter,
brnSte oct, at obiftuige al Seres
S,nSe bIeo ige og bsoe at en- euer
onSen Inisenbe Spghcm, Der banoe
uubergruoet Seres Stgrfe. Wsen
Sl1nSe maatte @rpebttionenS TfeS'
Iemmer bope FOR at hume foretn9e
fine baaIise sIeoeerpeSitiOner. Se
b~enpeuote fla % til en- al fine 9ooe
&enner blanbt gifiuoerne, en- ItanS,
Der ttSIigere baoSe bepiit benz Siene'
tier, % iogoe til Dem, at ban mootte
Irlge Dem en- al fine Srmoe, for elaers
fuuSe Sc life flare fig.
I'll Seres Itcre SorbauieIie erfI9'
reSe ben elers p~eIpilise Gifirno, at
BET f,uoe ban Iet life inblaoe Jig paa.
ssomen, ban maatte pirfelig iGLge
Dem Ell Slrne.
9sei, mel, ban piISe life, funSe life,
9tpite Dag fom Be igien til BAN,
men ban par itaSis Iige uneSgisr'
lig.
Sporior ban Sa pirteIis life trnSe
sisre Dem ben SieneIte?
efimceu ioa ct SiebIit paa Dem,
.Saa forioanSt ban. De andre ittr'
rcSe uForItaoenSe eiter BAN % tirnSe
life besribe, bpoS Der gif al SeunC
.eItimo, bpts @rien pIuSieIig bar BE
pet ioa beipnSerItgt.
9saite DAG too ban Der isien. San
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
A SMALL PARTNERSHIP.

One day as John w. Mugridge the
lawyer, and Judge Minot we're walk
ing along the street in Concord, N.
H., together, Mr.. Mugridge, in his
sepulchral voice said: Judge, let's
go into partnership. You furnish the
money and I'll furnish the brains"
The judge quickly pulled a two-cent
piece from his pocket, and, holding
it in the palm of his hand, said to
Mugridge: VERY we'll, cover that,
John! Cover thatp'
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
There's a Reason"

"My dear little Frederick" said
mama, your papa and I are deeply
grieved. Nothing but failures on
your December report card. And
Madeline Wilson, across the way, is
marked excellent in everything
Aren't you ashamed to be beaten in
your studies by a little girl?"
But, my dear mama" he vigorously
expostulated, you must not forget
that Madeline Wilson has very intel,
ligent p%arents!"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
"SSSaiaa2 Bar Sru SpmneruS

"SSafaa? @ar 6ru Somneru0
6er?"
ga"
"SoorIeSes oar INN fleSt ibog?"
"sla, bum baOoe en- M Ssittonte al
m6rterSot &l9be neS imoo Sn6fcIo.
ringer al fort Ssiel run6t Sonten.
en- dtben 8prefrooe at iommelIaJ5
SIsieI bGrfebe Den eperite Gel al
9rpitet, fattet meo en- iuto1 @or0 /
Chenille o9 Cub. On ItSt breoerc
8osfementbor6 bar Der ogion poa
9eItet, og 9grmeopilogene bar pm.
tet poa ianute Msaabe. st 8or
Snnatapper gift fra SfaLbrene neo /
&pgsen og belt treb / 8eltet forol.
Og paa Sooebet baobe bun ="
Get er nter emo NOT. Seq ipne3
fife, set er ioo rn6erItgt, at on PAR
CLIENT Serten."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
Gpao bun bnifeoe.

Wnp6en: "Iaanse SoIt / &trteu
iSog?"
SOFTEN: "sSsSa ser bor fllot."
600 8rGfen?"
"llbmRrfet."
"$oorIeoes loo Serten2"
"Ten Ie0 - oct Dor - mel, tPnf,
ieg bar rent CLIENT 6en."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05

"Sau: Ser er Sa life NOT DAB
taa 6rofoitbor6t ibag til, at en- 8a'
n~arieiltgl flnNe leoe al oct"
Slm: "Iet, leg pe0 BET NOT, men
Ser er 100 mango &tng, ieg oil b1De
Dig til at beittle for mig hos SIagte'
rem og 8aiema9eren / Sormtobog,
re ies oe0, ol gIemmer oct aItiom.
npelt, bpis S1 fife rr iltIten, 1taor on
eaar bieHmefra."
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05
Now boys, what is the axis of II

Now boys, what is the axis of the
earth?"
"The axis of the earth" said
Johnny, "is an imaginary line which
passes from one pole to another, and
on it the earth revolves."
Every good, Johnny" said the teach
er, Gould you hang clothes on that
liner"
Eyes, sir"
"Oh, indeed; and what kind of
clothes, may l ask7"
Imaginary clothes, sir"
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05

oiStrUDet PIP SpoI, / t749 fon9eSe-
rG al @ollUuocre % Sm1Tburgerc
23t SnoI, ira 1S14-17 forgeOe
GrTIualoerne Geit for 8rsuIanb
1922 SoaL, / 1868 forgcSeS iomme'
itcoS 126 &paI 90 / 1882 tcges rs
Soal. men 1892 fun 7 SpaI,
1898 ionqeSe$ y. men / 1895 finn 6
SoaI, / Gurct 1900 to0eS 16 SoaI
"a / 1901 IS &paI.
gt sc forificLigc 2onbe8 &e8ierin'
GER begluitige0e SpdIfougitcL ifeoc
oiitnof ira set ri9tige Spnspuuft, al
man Oeroeo irrmnlc0e en- irrOGes
hpatig % crergif siSmmrNSitauo,
.iom booNe fom 2anSct& aoifarStilao-
Sc o. &~rissfIoo0e tiIgooe.
On IiSen etonomiF Socriigt noer
llObpttet ira Ben itorc SpaIfangittio
fan maoife bare i'm Sntcrc8ic.
SoarnSerueS llobptte / t0-gorct
ira 1699-t70S meS 1852 Sfibc
oar S,537 NorobpaIer, Der gap g.
3S5, 100 @loeu (ca. 40 Miuiouer
aroncr). bporof 4T27,120 @pIScr
cucr CT @iIipner Sr. / NettofOr.
tieleite.
Zen bolIanofe Sptts6ergensSoI'
foreit ira 1669-t77S & 1O7 Nar)
Ieiicr ieIgenSe: 14,t67 Sttbe, bporai
tabteS sci. GrtuI iargct SoaI 81.
|519, @GrSi 22,1S6,770 8pSen,
llNgiiterne bar 177,S93,9 $40 @pISet
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05

Odd Money. The SETTER Tin
country store).-I see by the papers
tibet Rockyfeiler's income is 800
ev'ry minute.
The storekeeper.-Goshl 1t must
keep him on the jump maxim ehangel
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-05

gieiteu: "gil On life tomite %
sipe mig SaanSeu, min lille SenE"
Seuielnanb: Sci.
@iciten: @Sifer on mig life SaE"
ScnSmnb: "Rei, ieg mantte 10
paitc baaoe ariistet % $ereerr'e,
iorSi bu ihtISe f%oulrne."
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-01-19
Dog Did tho Wrong Trick

The Irishman wanted to sell the dog.
but the prospective buyer was suS-
picious and finally decided not to buy
The man then told him why he was SO
anxious to sell. You see lie said. 81
bought the dog and trained him my
self l got him so he'd bark all the
time if a person stepped inside the
gate. and l thought I was safe from
burglars. Then my wife wanted me to
train him TO carry bundles, and l did
If put a packet in his mouth the dog
would keep it there till some one took
it away. Well, one night l woke up
and heard some one in the next room
1 got up and grabbed my gun. They
were there - three Of the scoundrels
and the dog"
Didn't he bark?" interrupted the
man.
Sorry bark; he was too busy"
Busy! What doing?"
Carrying a lantern for the bur
glars. dublin Freeman.