Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1907-06-28
GLOBE SIGHTS.

Every "knocker" imagines he is ar
iconoclast.
Picking is never very lgood on the
shady side OF the street.
About all some men are good for is
to wear campaign baton.
1t is hard to keep out of work and
out of Jail at the same time.
Nearly every man complains of be-
ing greatly annoyed by fools.
People naturally shy from the man
who suspects everyone of dishonesty.
Some people are so polite you never
know when they are telling the truth.
If you don't look carefully after
your own affairs, who do you imagine
will?
About the only effort some people
make in the way sof conversation is
to ask questions.
If it we're not for the funerals, there
wouldn't be an family reunions in
some families.
A woman doesn't think man cares
for children if he refuses to let them
impose on him.
The man who has fish given him is
the only one who feels obliged to
| believe fish stories.
A western man never thinks he is
doing we'll unless he has an off set TO
every bill he owes.
woman accompanied by two men
looks more popular Ethan a man es-
corting two women.
If people could talk themselves
blind, what lot of women would
have to be led around.
The average girl who works down
town doesn't consider it wrong to lie
about the salary she is getting.
The man who is too fat, or too old
to run. always seems to have the most
trouble with his hat blowing off.
A town may not grow very fast, but
there is always about the same amount
of work for the evangelist.
We lately heard a woman say: 81
have the best husband in the world.
We shall always admire that man.
Usually it is easy enough to start
an argument with the sman who has
plenty of big words at his command.
How disappointed the average girl
is when she shows young man her
photo and he doesn't ask her for one
Every man would be pretty we'll
satisfied if he were as important as
book agent tries to make him believe.
The nervous person is pretty posi-
tive in his belief that children are
not as we'll behaved now as when he
was young.
Since they have gone out of fashion,
man can boost his reputation as
fool pretty fast by wanting to fight
duel.
When a woman is pretty we'll pleased
with physician, she wonders why
other doctors are tolerated in the
community.
When person enjoys roasting"
others, he has a good deal to say
about the insincerlty of those who try
to be agreeable.
The card club women may laugh at
the woman who asks if The joker is
used in playing whist. but the men
admire her.
Haven't you noticed that most OF
the good looking men are married?
Those that are not married seem to
be Iet-oVeIs.
When man begins to look around
for new school of healing, his case
is either hopeless, or he is amusing
himself being an invalid.
About all that can be said for some
families is that the members are in
cIined-to longevity. And they brag
about it such long time.
The average man thinks a woman
has great faith in him, because she
doesn't try to find out lot of things
about him she already knows.
When boys are playing ball, and one
of them fails to make catch. he is
sure to shout at the boy who threw
the ball: Cant you get it up?''
Say to a girl who owns a diamond
ring, "You have a pretty diamond, "
and she is sure to say: s''Yes, but it
needs cleaning
Talk abOut ENERGY. has auvone anv
more than the woman who works the
beefsteak FOUNDER that awakens you
in the morning?
What has become of the old fashion
ed woman who saved the train from
destruction by tagging it with her
red petticoat?
Children are reasonably frank, but
sometimes they welcome company
more cordially because of the pros
pect of better dinner.
There is nearly every kind of town
in this country except the one in
which the loyal citizens won't insist
they have the best looking girls.
Don't begin to wonder how other
people can afford so many things that
you can't afford. That is a big step
in the direction of growing envious
and sour.
The man who only halt tries to do
everything else, puts forth pretty
good effort when it comes Eto conf