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Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01
Gn m oerne 9ouoegddr

Y II III Y Ut l Tx u y u u l =
Sognefogeo u. SIR. QnOeriens
@aaro ! @dn0leie. fom neobrenO.e
for en- Gfo iiOen. er nu genop6pgget.
QQe Be npeite tetniite 6rmeftriot Ct
bragte ! ~2lnoen0elie.
llOen for 9aa~oen tnejier III. n5-
horg u. No." en- 6ej 8inomotor,
Ger IoeIs pumper 8ano, % 0eIs IA
briferer Gtettriciet til @aaroens
sset grug.
OOerult I 9GreHer, aetten %
9aIoer, pua 3rupper Og / aoriOo.
rer, i Stalos, 2oer og 2aOs, ten0es
'Oet roli9e. bOio Chs iom ct 2pns
ituo, og noe / @adr0en I~traaler Der
en- 6et lille e~lsttriif Col, Tom OiIsr
9ej / De merte 9~interaftener, a.,
emo life Gigart9noere, nptteli5s
8orOlamper % ligneroe RaHinemeni
mangler.
Om 0ugen Tp9noes Den eIettriits
0niIt for 9ruttetbernen, 6atteliess
o. SrrTfepertet, Der ION
en- a0Ita0ig Srilebsr ruler runOt
omtring Den fore 2o0e. efteri0m
man bar 8rug for Den enc ensr
anoen S9oart.
Og in& / 8ontoret itaur Strsms
taOlen meo Ia Gours eeniale .Nsgs
le". bDorfra oct bele Qnl9g oiriges
res Og tOntrolleres. Iaaleoes. at life
ben minoIte lloroen tan pasIere,
uoen at Oct itrdfs automatic meloes
til &ontoret.
5or 6uleitnnoisbs6s Stplo ifal
enonu anfsres, at Der sr inolagt
9ano oOeralt 8pgninserne, liseiom
Spfloes og OoerfIuoeoano fra
o. (. b. ftrats leoes bort
gennem ct uoen ON @auroen anlast
atoafipftem.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01


gen. Mi0oelfdrt 9Drdao beotos
for nogen Sio ftoen eFtsr Snoitilin9
fra Stoletommisiionen at neo19tte
5imetallet for Heligionsun0reDisninz
gen | 9ommuneito ien og at afftufs
fe 2erebOgstOangen, fua at 2eres
rens %munotli9s 5ortlaring bleO oct
centrats | OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Da Stoleoirettionen life piloe
qcotenoe bette, gift Sagen mo til
Miniiteriet. Sfstse Miooelfart Sos
eial<D emotrat bar Minifteriet nu
afgjOrt Susen luaisoss, at / oct D9s
ientfige bliOer SfoleoireftiOnems
Gorflug gootenot bna6e meo !9enfpn
til 9imeantalet og 8enpttelien at
2~erebosen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01
Os1 | RoftdI0en,

OBo | Roftnloen. Gn
87Saarig Wsano, Der buooe leiet fig
iHo bos en- Jamilie paa Sejrup
Marf, bleO i'll. r9eile Mmts Jltbl."
fOrleoen often fuwoet liggenoe oso
u6e i 8oitaloen, boor BAN bar guast
no.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

raIte 9reng lcoeoe Der i'm 0po9tit
ct 5riluftSliO pg fdd og berte
6Danot jpoite Bomber, 9usmano Og
5iItsre meget. Ger iiOen fit 9iO %
MaIe / bans 8unit. 56i til oeum
fplte ban fig ti0lig ora9et. Og eFter
at pore tomnsn til 9opeoitaoen
faiteoe ban fig meO Seer ooer, 3pao
bun fpIte par bans 8alo.
Der par / Sc 2lar en- merteliJ
@rp0e / 0unit Stunt. Gcfsberg %
enere 6open baooe pra0itet gealisz
mems % neutrality-suspicious.
Care for foritaaenoe pg beguueOe
9iIciple. @fter 9anoTtab8malerne
e%un0bpe % Sto0gdaro % 5igurs
malerne ap6te, Sonne, 6%onltantin
9anien, Ssr9. Roeo o. Maritrano
ilutteoe De noget Dn9re 3alenter
9%ermebren. Grner og DaIsgodro
al I @eleO0et.
Og Dalsgaaro bprte ubetinget til
oenne MdIerffoIes dllerbeOIte Hepr9s
Ientanter. 6an og @ermebrea
famt ienere Grner - fable Sc
5olteliosbiIeoer, iom gergab Sen
oanife Qlmlle paa bin 5io / 0ens
tnpiife 1ref, oens S9oer og Drag
ter, oens 0aglige aip i Sorg OF
@laoe,
D~als.gaaro bar bel NOT ION @ens
remaler poet 1T be0ite. 6an bapOe
life Blot @onen til at 1tiGore Cor
gen, men Der bar oDer bans uii9e
YigeititfeIier ofte en- ganife eiens
oommeIig ifaImif gnoe. Sngen glenn
mer +. SIS. let Sen un9e gige, Der
IA iorig unogeieser Den primitiDe
9Oitfasie for at ie, ON Der oog life
itu06e oare greo, % fleye al Den
Qrt Nr6eioer, Scr bite ct friift og
e~Iitoaroigt 9une.
/ 8alsgaar6 biloe oog life gerre
nsies meO fun at bare Genremdler.
bans 2Grgerrigbeo oreo BAN til ogs
iuu at forfsge zig ION r9iitoriemo
Ter" i tor Still. 0bao ban Der
poOe, par erIig og re~Ipettabel
Stunt, men tore Sejre banot Ban
life paa bette Omrdd0e. Sda oper
raiteoe bun for en- fire-fem gar r.
zen a~unitperOenen oeo paa en- Gar
lobten6org=llOitiGing at meoe op
meo en- Snits paa = iadpiot oi
erinorer - "a bibelTfe 8ile0er fos
reiti1enoe SeIu eiO lige fra 5re!
ierens 6g0ieI til bans 6immelfdrt.
DIT par oa 6iItoriemaIeril Rej.
mprtelig not a oisie Mdlerier
troos BEN Oarme % egte relieieis
5elelle, ser gennemftrsmmeos 0sm.
netop life frsmrdgenos ION 6iItoriez
maleri. 0e. par operalt / De beos
fe At Dem oct genrem9siige % Den
fire Setnit, 0e glsoenoe 51roer %
lmutte gtaturitiIoringer, Der pate
8ifaGo. 8~aIs9aar0 bar og bleD
9enremaleren, men fom iaa0dn en-
al De ppperite 9anmart bar ejet.
maafte bapoe bans betposlige So.
rsr tagst en- rigere 6lugt Og uooitlei
iig / en- drtoen Retning, iaaFremt
91ls3aarO, Tom anore &unftners
peo geIsg / fremmeoe Qan0e, peo at
le ANDRE Msnneifer, unoen Stunt,
dnOen Qatir ems 6jemlanOets 6dooe
fadet 1T t~unitneriffs Spn uobitIei.
Wlen Odlsgaur pfIos life reiie, ban
piloe bliDe / 6jemmet, Der par bun
greet fdit og al 6ismmets Sorobuno
%iugeoe bans &unit I'm be6ite Nas
ring. Sda orog BAN / 1863 neo til
oct title Sors. boor ban I en- lang
Qarr9tte trofaIf rsgte6s I'm @erning
Tom 5egnel9rer be0 Qfdoemist.
Selp eFter at babe opgiOet oenne
Sitting, bleo Den gamle a1nitner
boenOe ! Corr, og Der er ban os6.
Waen me0 Gbr. 0alsgadro b9res dtzI
ter en- at Den Oanite aunIts ItOre
Wi9no til @ruoen. @o6t at ser
Ootfer lttgifoO Op Der, boor os|
gdmle SrGer efterbaanOen fOrioin-
Ger.
0dlsgadro bar RioOer at Obg,
Obno, og Wle0fem at 9unItatu0s
III IN 1
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

u6pan6ringen az s. IN e
til INERTIA. - Meo
loDdnorerifibene refer Der - Fri.
pes Der til .Sore 4mtst." - fors
uosn alIebannoe Mennxfter ogfua |
'6e fenere Oar ON Goraaret en- Del
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01
pinene On 0intereu.

SDinene og 8interen. -
,Ddnit Qanobrltg" I%frioer, at &uls
Den bar ltaoet Soinefeoningen ifte
faa liot runot omtring.
Smaugrifene maa mango Steoer
ftittes omtring | &oitdloene, efer
6bor Der er lfot 9nrme at finoe.
8liOer auloen lanss oeo, fejfer
life, at forffe1ise Spsoomme be.
epnoer at piie fig runot ON | BE.
Ietninssrne, til Stuoe for Rentas
biliteten.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

Gn 6~aur0t 6iemfpgt ga.
Mile fan man taloe en- fatt;1
Qrbeiosmanosfamilie fra 8inoebeis
iin9e. 5or fort 8t0 iioen miIteo,
Sc ift9. p6olb. 4mts gsnItrebI." en-
file 0ren3, og MI for fjorten 0u9s
ii1en en- fife qige, fem Qtar gammel.
Ratten melem 5gn0ag og Manz
Gag, 10. % Il 5e6r. oeoe Mdn0eng
6aoer. og oerefter 0s0e 0en file
Oreng, Den iiOite, De baooe; Muns
ioens Mooer og 6uitrlen ligger til
meO begge ip9s. Ssloi5'gelig er De
9adrOt preOe6e @qteiolt meosi res.
bsjso.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01
RosttIbe SstftoIe bill III.

r8ostiloe Dugbl.4 pau 9runo Al
Oen it9rfe 9ilflutning M blioe bpg
get la tor, At oeu tan rumme
61lpan0et 6unoreoe Gleber.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

2an0tin88man0 Rd6ens
8e9rdbeIe. timber flor Delta
5elie iorofaIte0es fra 8oniilo air-
ie 9apotingsmano g. g. Raben 0sn
10. 6ebr. Der bar IenOt en- Mengs
* &rauie, 6eriblan0t fra aongen,
ira Me0lemmer at 9anostinget, fra
9au0manosbanten / 9Bbenbaon, fra
Stamlin9sbantez Selftabet og Flere.
5 set tore 5pige bsmarfeoes
StfftamtmGo 9aroenfletb; talri9e
Ssnosrjnoer baoOe inofltn0et fig.
5dIen 6olttes at Sognepraft
Sobs. Glauien.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01
8%iOuNDerltg @clO
tecO ,,Mctiua'
/ 9c6anOIiagen al
Sjcn. SD0Oommc

euhner RcrinH men manqtlinlb suu eaer hbnbl al
f~Dh5ttler baarllae 9iHt hgt Ifuus otter Der ageIf ri
lille Bpg Positive Evideneen.
. NeaininQer ON eneiiaatuoe 9elbrfheuef NO
AETNA eebuubliug ION lainemlipe 4otentfr ictp
bfifuugr nnbsr cge Gauu % N6resie. BIT n%pettaDtif
b. nnrite Juipltrr oui. al AETNA" life blot er IN
nibHnottliQ. 0ttgl Ua uifaDeilg Cpfinbelif. rlsH rfliel1
helbnahsf IuIai0e lom Splaaitiier bar ertl0rei nhels
~. u. - nspn.r noaIs Iaa esbrsseIfsr pss .aama.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

Snoefrosfsn Dampes
0ampsren y9ufoborglano" at Sats.
baooe Sen IA. SER. / Ia 9uas
ligget inoefrosiet ! Sien pes ger
Qinobolm.
9u Stibet Ie6 msget beroeo, "a.
ilutteoe man al inobjerge oet til
8ln0bolm o. antog 40 M1dno til
eette Qrbeioe. 8iergningen, Der an.
.Oges at oiae bare en- 6alo Snea
01ge, betaltes meo $500 Str.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

@IettrteitetDRrte | Den
Tore @iIomos. = ST.. yQab.
amtst." Oil en- Snssnier unoerfegs
9srOejorOen paa forifeLige SteOer !
cen fore 9ilomOIe for at fda &Lars
beO oper, ON og bDor Der fnoes
3grb. Tom meo 5Or0el fan 6ranoes
til Gleftrieitet.
Sra Sultum meOoeles 8la6et, at
man Der forban6ler ON Salg af It
4real paa 100 5or. 2ano al 9ilo'
mofen.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

On M 8tbeIoper9tteIs
e. Yaa 5toleme0et / 6orienS
fremtom Or. 9ebmann iflg. gSo0ft
0iorgenblao@ meo oen OplDsning.
al Ser for 9isblitfet er en- areos Of
Mano i Sang meo en- M gibel
ooerietielie.
Sf01ps. = st Mennet e
inOe6renot. Sielge Demo
traten4 er Saungp0e 6attigbus peo
Stanoer6org ne0br9n0t. 6uiet be-
boeOes At 2 gamle 9oner. booraf
0en enc, Tom oar aanOsfoag, inoe
6r9note.
r0emotrdten4 meo0sler: Slo,n
opfom / Den ganle oepe % aan0ss
foage 2(ne 5teTenIens 9GrelIe g
formo0es opitaaet oe0 ll~fOrIigtigbs0
ira benoes Si0s. 0a man trangie
mo til 9en0e. Iaa Den gamle aoina
% par aflereoe %fortuLet.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

8 Rano %9aaeoe gennem
Sen, men re00e0e. 8 Wan0
ira M11ne par Den u. 5ebr. fra
Naane ! aane tert oosr SIerl. ion
! lang 3iO FAR Oaret litter. pa o.
pao 5ilba8eOeien BAR en- 5jer0ingosi
fra 2anO, Draft Sien plu0ielis %
6eitene. aanen og Sc ire M9no gil
igennsm.
Oct lpaeOes i'll. rRi6e 5ltb." Sc
ire RanO at bjerse fig inO til Better
geoiteo, meoens 6eItene orufneoe.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1907-03-01

n IH0F H|flbfbe0e Ufn1f TII1liIHnlQIa fTtef ~ nm ]
r. Var nar tehaHUlei O. &HeaQiifet. % al bun III
lsfc Htnaafr Y1riler.
aHIlmail8n oQ nDnHfbl zlelaag ieefffhe saHcl
hos ea zoml / oGr.ioro gSHfn.4. Gnsuaiiffr ni1ip
tie. cmHDtE prgUg0e Buu ssttlHd3 mob Nt1atts
9laab. aHa ifriurr-.a maanthsnia bar ifa ffrtntt
nufeu sufr Ga1 n0sn grlltr. 3n8eh Smfric msstt
ZiueHc % Tieilnagene RI raiia"
.aaiuas bei6nof6e GI8r bus Ell Game cnaasnai
f3rgfeoe Ell i|ori0ppei g%ourtftitc ens GO hetfHht anhe
fEaf aqa. Oh SHeic ztlf0lbe bar volt uEo fabl
Wml li .Nfftaa" tuHHgf dHvgat Nuaer. &c fabt
i0ubiae 0uus maa iaies ig at %iotiiaa upfe 4iatigas
mrs yflelltuna.
.aefinas sr baierei paa iunb 5aHos. Sets 0HfsIhto
"a uauae Ntriugnaer pl qsrt dnoirhf una tnlu,r
ION n~n0srieggT 5aafH. eab IS ifn0e sem fH faa 10
9aaes Qlepe. Wtua Ban iaa D'ie 81 fniter o. anis
ben rife hI4iutr tlfr Il tic inHee um bfn. ina uigrs
mar bga absH 81 bet f8icf zta ruatt 4tr0 ibaa nj
9l91 3lnrf q eonban 0ltgi1lt ASIA 1tpt. 25s-2e
e2c 4aaiuni Il. 0auias sitp. do.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
The Drsssmaker's Diploma.

Many New York women who patron
lie new dressmaker for the first
time PROFOUND an embarrassing ques-
ton.
Have you diplomat" they ask.
81 didn't know what answer to make
to the first customer that put that
question to me-" said one dressmaker.
81 certainly did not have diploma.
l knew how to sew, but l had no GER
tificate to that effect. Finally found
that many women have suffered so
grievously at the hands Of incompe-
tents that they were unwilling to trust
their work to person who could not
show some guarantee of experience
and efficiency, so, although knew
more about sewing than half the fash
ionable dressmakers in town, l actual
~ worked In one such establishment
for four months so that l could point
to a printed diploma which says, For
merly with Nine. A. of Fifth avenue
1t pays any dressmaker to arm herself
with credentials of that kind. She
ought to have her diploma framed and
hung on the wall like a doctors diplo-
ma, so as to give confidence to doubt
ing customers" New York Sun.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03

The May lowers passengers before
landing drew up and signed docu-
ment which was to serve as the COM
pact to bipd them together Here are
the names Of the signerS:
Isaac Allerton, John Alden. John Al
lerton, William Bradford. William
Brewster. John Ellington, Peter
Brown, Richard Brtterage. John Car
yer, Francis Cook, James Chiffon,
John Crackston, Richard Clarke. Ed
ward Doty, Francis Eaton, Thomas
English. Samuel Fuller. Edward Full
Ter, Moses Fletcher, John Goodman.
Richard Gardiner. John Rowland. Ste
phen Hopkins, Edward Lester, Chris
topher Martin. William Mullins. Ed
munl Mag-cron. Dcguny Priest. Thorn
as Rogers, John kiglale. Captain Miles
Standish. George Soule, Edward lilly.
John lilly, Thomas Tinker John Tur-
ner, Edward Winslow, William White.
Richard Warren, Thomas Williams.
Gilbert Winslow. And servants as
follows: Carter. Copper, Ely, Holbeck.
Hool;e, Langemore. Latham, Minter.
More, Proven. Sampson, Story. Trevor.
Thompson. Wilder. Women and chill
tlren increased the tetal number to
t0l.-St Louis Dispatch.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
A WeIiinqton Ruse,

Once during the Iron Dukes cam
palgn in the Pyrenees it happened that
General Picton's disposition for recev-
ing the assault of Marshal Soult dis
pleased him. The danger threatened
from in front, and the difficulty lay in
delaying the attack until Wellington
could effect the change he wished. He
was, as usual. equal to the occasion.
Waving his hat in the air, he galloped
70 the front Of the regiment as if he
nleant to order Il charge. The whole of
Picton's line cheered tremendously, and
as the roar died away Wellington was
beard to remark half to himself:
"Soult is cautious commander and
will not attack in force without ascer
tanning the meaning of these cheers.
That will leave time for the Sixth divi-
sion to come up and we shall beat
him This was exactly what happen
ed, and Soult sustained bloody re-
pulse where he. might have won an
easy victory.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Smoking In Congress-.

gress was adopted some years ago at
the suggestion of the late Senator In
gals Of Kansas. The Kansas senator
complained one day that smoke was
being waited into the chamber from
the corridors or cloakroOms. Other
senator's joined the Kansan in protest.
The rule was passed. Later it de-
reloped that the smoke came from
burning waste near the capitol, and
she wind carried it into the building
When it reached the ofactories of Mr.
ingalls, it reminded him Of Kansas
cigar. But the discovery Of the mis-
take did not abate the fredericksburg
ton Post.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
M Insult Intended.

A London exquisite had gone into q
west end restaurant and was far from
pleased with the way In which his or
der was filed.
"Do you call that a veal cutletT he
demanded of the waiter. ''Why, such
a outlet as that Is an insult to every
self respecting calf in the British EN-
pire."
The waiter hung his head for mo.
ment, but recovered himself ana SAID
In a tone Of respectful apology:
II really didn't intend to insult YOU
sirw-London Answers.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Rinht Handod and Left Leaned.


Most people would think that as man
Is, with very few exceptions. right
handed he would he at the same time
'right legged But this is not the
case. Almost every right handed man
uses his left leg more than his right.
For instance most people find it much
more natural to go around circles to
the right than 10 the left. That is be-
cause they start with the left leg. Be
ing stronger. it is more readily brought
INTO action. and it is on this account
that bodies Of soldicry always start to
march with the left foot. Almost all
courses for foot races are made out for
running to the right, and dancers will
lndorsc the statement that the majority
of movements are far more easily eX-
ecuted in that direction. The left foot
Is the one that is placed in the stirrup
for mounting horse, and in jumping
It is from the left foot that the athlete
stakes Off" Thus it will be seen, as Il
general rule, right handed people are
-left legged"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Points Of Law.

81 object to that question, your hon
or" exclaimed the attorney for the de-
PENDANT.
ION the Ground that 1t is imperti-
nent, lmmaterial and Irrelevant, l pre-
1umeY'
"Only the first, your honor. It's ac-
fnally impudent Why, an answer to
that question would give my client
dead awayw
Naturally so delicate point had to
be taken under advisement.-Phila
Dhia Ledger.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Out For the Dust.

Eva-IIave you decided to accept the
young man, Katharine? Katharine
No. At present | look upon him mere
as a pack of cards. Eva-A pack of
cards? Katharine-Yes. If he has the
bong green l shall make deal. Eva
And If be has not? Naturalization
shall cut hlm.-Chicago News.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Orioin of the Cross Bun.

The exact significance or origin OF
the cross bun Is not too certain. A
superstition regarding baked bread on
Good Friday appears to have existed
from on early period. Bread so baked
was kept by n family all through the
ensuing year under the belief that a
few gratings of it in water would prove
specific for any ailment.-Leeds and
Yorkshire Mercury
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Our Nearest Approach.

"Have you any decorations in Amer
lea like the Victoria cross, for exam
ple?'
"Er-er-well think perhaps the
double cross Is our nearest approach
70 it."-New Orleans Times Democrat.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
SusniciouslY Cheap.

Mrs. Schoppen - The price seems
low, but I'm afraid Of antique rugs.
You know the old saying, Snug as
a. Salesman-"As a bug In Il rug"
Ha! Ha! But there are no bugs about
this rug. Mrs. Schoppen (shrewdly)-
No? ] half suspect the presence Of a
little ug.-Philadelphia Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
On the Woozv Missjssippi.

A humorist has said "the Mississip-
pi river Is so crooked in places that
steamer going south has been known
to meet itself coming north. giving
passing signals and narrowly escaping
a collision with itself."-Detroit Free
Press
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Her Troubles

Teacher-Who was the most patient
person that ever lived? Studcnt-Mrs.
Job. Teacher-How do you make that
out? Student-Why, Job endured a
whole lot, but she had to endure job
Judge
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
Very DecoIlete.

"Poor chap. Everything he earns
goes on his wife's back"
"Well, if you'd seen her at the opera
you wouldn't think he earned much."--
Bohemian,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-03
All That's Necessary

"DO Mr. ana Mrs. IIenpeck live hap
pily?"
"Mrs. Hcnpeck does. Houston Po.s
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-12-06
AGAINST BEEF DIET
VEGETARIAN SPEAKERS ARGU.
MENT ON THAT SUBJECT.
Talking on His Favorlte Topic, He
Says That But for Meat
People Would Be a Great
Deal Healthier.

81 can't see why people have the
idea that a meat diet Is essential to
bodily strength"
The speaker was a member OF the
Vegetarian society, a man of sturdy
convictions, not afraid to tell them
and not ~hesitating to live up to them.
Healthy, strong, vigorous of body, he
thinks nothing Of a walk Of four or
Ave miles after his days work Is
done, and on Sunday, which is his
walking day, he enjoys a tramp to the
Chain of Rocks and back, the exer-
else having no other visible effect
upon him than to sharpen his appe-
title for bread and milk, potatoes and
prunes.
Discoursing on his favorite topic, he
says that the people Of this country
would be a great deal healthier, and
also in a better position to beat the
beef trust, II they would eat no meat
at all. "They point to the lion and
tiger and cat as evidences Of the
value of meat diet, but there Is the
elephant, that feeds On grass and
leaves, and who can wipe up the
ground with any lion or tiger that ever
prowled. The c~arnivorous animals
| are of quick motion, but the grass
eating antelope is far quicker. The
cat uses all it's strength in one jump,
but the rabbit can jump as quickly as
a cat and can run all day. People
have an idea that they must eat meat
to get iron in their blood, but there
Is the OK, that never tasted meat, and
has just as much iron in his blood as
the tiger. Athletes are now put on a
meat diet, but the old-time competitor
at the Olympic games trained on grain
and figs, and a Roman soldiers ra-
ton was a handful of wheat, which he
pounded and roasted, II he had time,
and chewed up raw II he hadn't. The
rice-eating laps were more than a
match for the pork-eating Russians, to
say nothing of the famous postal run
ners of India, who, with a handful OF
dates and a mouthful of water, will
cover 60 or 70 miles a day. Meat eat
ing is not a necessity. 1t is a habit
and is probably responsible for a good
many ills that can not be directly
traced to It,"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-12-06
Snake Charmed a Cat.

While a Kentucky man was pass
ing along a street in the suburbs Of
Louisville he noticed a large cat
crouched near the edge of the side
walk, looking the picture Of distress.
AS he approached the animal paid no
attention to him, but kept its eyes
steadily fixed on some object. When
the man put out his foot the cat
backed away, giving a cry that indi-
Gated pain rather than fright, but
still keeping its eyes turned to the
same spot. Presently it stopped aud
moved forward again, when the man
drove it away and proceeded to find
out, If possible, what it was that had
created SO much interest for the
feline. He vas greatly surprised when
he discovered a large black snake
coiled up as If ready to spring, its
eyes glaring and its body undergoing
a peculiar movement. The man
watched the snake until he was salts
fed that it had charmed the cat, and
then, with a stick, dispatched the rep
tile. which measured fully four feet in
length.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-12-06
MFRS. LIZZIE LoHR, 1155 W. 18th

MFRS. LIZZIE LOHR, 1155 w. 18th
lt1 St., Chicago, H.. writes:
II take pleasure in writing you
these few lines, thinking there may be
other women suffering the same as did.
~ had my complaints for over year,
night sweafs al winter and nc appetite.
l was rundown so far that l had IN
sit down TO do my cooking, 1 was 20
weak.
Il tried many different medicines and
doctors also. Nothing seemed TO do me
any good. The doctors wanted to oper-
ate on me.
"At last l wrote to DR.. Hartman. /
told him just exactly how l was, and he
told me what allied me and how l should
take Pcruna.
IL did as he told me for four months,
and now I am all cured.
mo one can tell how thankful / am
to him, as ] had given up all hopes of
ever getting well again.
~ am a widow and the mother of six
email children who depend on my sup
port. l work all day and seldom get
tired.
IL took five bottles of Peruna in all.
"Any woman wishing to know more
about my case may write to me and !
will gladly tell all about it.
81 thank DIR. Hartman for what he
has done for me-"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-12-06
One Waiter with Sense.

Man in a restaurant, happening in
Just as a new shift of walters came On.
And having eaten a very modest
luncheon this man laid down a mod.
est tip, to be exact, five cents.
And did the waiter shy off OF sniff
at this nickel? He did neither, but on
the contrary he seemed to regard It
as an augury of good fortune that his
first customer should have given him
something, and
Thank you," he said, politely. to
the customer, and as he turned away
he added to himself: That's a start.
er.'-N. Y. Sun.