The Washington herald., 1907-02-02

Democrat. and the result is a row, during
the progress Of which all of the political
skeletons of both parties seem likely 20
get out Of the closets.
The new Shah OF Persia has ordered a
few more rebellious heads chopped on.
He seems u have quite an elegant little
block system of his own.
The London Globe thinks "Swettenham
not wholly TO blame" No, indeed.
Nature just made him that way
The New York legislature is consider
Ing a bill TO help lawyers VIII no one
come to the rescue of the clients?
The Russian government manages 20
hold together. but one by one the minis
ters and officials go 20 pieces.
And now the musicians demand that
the copyright laws be amended TO meet
their point of view. Considering the re-
venge they may take in case OF nom
compliance. We should advise Congress
by all means to give them what they
want
Nine. Melba SAYS that stage folks should
"eat plenty Of fruit and vegetables" The
audience is not requested to contribute
them, however.
II is said that the New York street cars
will double their carrying capacity. This
probably means that the passengers viii
now be allowed to climb on top the cars
and ride.
Mr.. Han Game says ne pays no atten-
ton TO the critics. And some Of the fool
things he says would seem to bear out
the idea that ne certainly does not
Little Neck, Long Island. wants to
change its name Having III mind the
clans that come from that locality, We
should suggest Rubber Neck.
The expedition sent TO Africa by the
Field Columbian Museum Of Chicago has
secured a live specimen OF the Dik-dik
Beat the t0m-tom and raise Harry,
Henry James declares that American
women cannot talk" Evidently be never
tried 20 convince one Of them that it was
really an important session OF the lodge
that kept him down town so late.
A New York man died Of swollen head
a few DAYS ago As a rule, this trouble
is not fatal to the sufferer, but the neigh
bors are frequently bored to death as a
result Of it,
The Birmingham News says "the King
ston earthquake frightened the people so
much that chills ran up and down their
Z
with an Oliver and a Cromwell both
mixed up in the Panama Canal, we fear
/ there is 10 be no rest for Senator Morgan.
All this bother about a Thaw jury is Il
plain waste Of time. Several New York
newspapers are trying the case just as
fast as they can.
An anti-racing Jaw would be worse
than an earthquake, a cyclone. and a con
fiuEration. says a writer IN a Hot Springs
( (Ark) paper. Evidently the race problem
has its teTrors for Hot Springs also.
In looking over the list Of late fiction. %
the Birmingham Age-Herald expresses
regret that much Of il was not too late
for publication. Il also makes one feel
-lAt gums JUL anu i,llulti6 a Af4pitiE sttAtl4
TO the pailbearers.
A German staustiCian has discovered
/ that great majority OF the hello girls
/ over there suffer with nervous prostra-
| ton. The prostrauon Of a hello girls
nerve must be something startling.
Kentucky minister preached three
hours on the topic. Hell is here, and
now" He doubtless thoroughly con-
WINGED his congregation.
The distressing news is given out that
/ Alfred Austin is writing a poem on the
/ Jamaican earthquake Are all the freah
/ EnglishmeH 20 take q hand in that BUSH
! ness2
/ The Hon Jeffries Davis says the Sen
ate shall not bluff him into silence ''as
/ il did Tillman." However. when Mr.
/ Davis gets ready to call the Senate's bluff