Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-08
THE INSIDE OF
SAN FRANCISCO
News Of Gotham's Wickedness
Brings Relief to Suffering
Pacific Coast City.
EUROPEAN TRIPS UNPOPULAR
Stony Hearted Chauffeur Insists on
Being Paid for Working All Night
just Difference.
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Special Correspondence,
San Francisco. Aug. 4.-The cheer
ing news was waf. ID from the Atlantic
coast. that New York is the wickedest
city In the world has relieved us i'm
mensoly and with the aid OF the big
stick we propose to relieve ourselves
of any unjust suspicious OF competing
with Gotham for its unenviaOle reputa-
ton. The English government in de-
porting q New York convict has ser1-
ously embarrassed quite few Jf our
once leading citi2rns WHO we're ocll-
templating n European trip. This ac-
ton would seem to discourage men OF
brains from acquiring wealth Via the
penitentiary route.
DRIVES THEM TO DRINK.
The charge of cowardice conspicu-
ously printed in the dailies under far
ing headlines has driven insane an
officer of the Inflated Columbia and
the untimely separation from office of
several popular officials has driven
them to drink Despite the awful ex-
ample of the evils attendant on bribe-
giving and hribe-taking, n strike
breaker names Jones attempted to de-
bauch one of our patrolmen by ofter-
ing him a paltry dollar to release him
after the officer hal vai..Lntly arrested
him In the very act of buying pistol
in pawn shop.
HARD HEARTED CHAUFFEUR.
A cruel district attorney, unmindful
of the ordinary amenities of life, has
made an official resign from Office while
he was in bed suffering from nervous
attack and nursing black eye given
him by a hard-hearted chauffeur VINO
insisted on being paid for driving the
official and a detective friend around
all night. The police chief, who has cut
one notch in the butt of his revolver
by the removal of Capt. Mooney, is In
vestigating the connection of the detec-
tie with the matter. For this reason
the other detectives wish to be indepen-
dent of the chief and are circulating a
petition for an increase of pay ana a
rank higher than that of lieutenants.
THERE is A DIFFERENCE.
A prominent physician of this city is
greatly agitated over little social
attention given by the Olympic club TO
Patrick Calhoun, president of the Unit
ed railways. The worthy Doctors men
tai unrest goes so far that he is report
ed to have said that there is no diff
ference between George ID. Collins and
Calhoun. In this of course he is mis-
a difference inasmuch as IL men have
passed on one and not on the other,
In a few days the Olympic club VIII
open it's swimming tank and the DOCTOR
need have no fear of being spoiled by
venturing in because the railroad man
Is not a member of the CLUB.
JUST A CAPFUL OF WIND.
Member Pistolesi of the San Fran
cisco Yacht club has his war paint on
and he IS going to make it hot for the
directors of that swell organization who
brought his fair fame in question by
first expelling him and then relnstating
him and then citing him to again show
cause why he should not be expelled.
1t appears that the club officials assert
that Pistolesl publicly charged tho
club with giving an Indecent exhibittS
two years ago when it was his duty az
n member to have reported the matter
to them, The offending member does
not admit the sacredness Of this esprit
de corps obligation and he proposes to
defend himself with damage suits
against the directors of the club.
ACTOR LoTHARIo.
A learned justice OF the peace of
neighboring county has decided that a
police chief did not intend TO murder
one of our actors who spent week in
hospital after n physical interview
with the defendant. The chief had ac-
cused the actor OF being too attentive
TO his daughter, and the actor alleged
that the club was brought into play TO
enforce the remonstrance. The basis OF
the decision of the court was that the
chief offered some bruised knuckles
in evidence and proved not only that
the actor was a married man with a.
daughter three years old, but that he
had also heen correspondent in q
divorce suit
DOES NOT OWE HIS TAILOR.
Andy Wilson triumphantly elected
by the people to the important Office of
state railroad commissioner despite his
nnca nnfnrtnnnle connection with our