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Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1907-03-20

yani skuteGnych ltkafd sc llbilo n
\ po tG yzdy pfimisil znacnou porci
odsuzoydnf $ ostatnimi poznamka-
mi do syych reel. Casopisy po.
caly si dowieho ysimati a od tG do
by pocal jcho boom. Kdyz jcj
poGaly kritisoyatL Dowie pustil Sc
do nlch neskrocenou zlobou q liz
stGdfil jim nazyiska 'Spinayi psi, ,
"zapachajicf nadoby" q TEN po-
dobnG. Y tG dobt poGal take pred
scdati shromazdGnim Y nejyGtM ne
vsech chicagskych budoy, v Audi
torium. -- Jako maly zalud pro
dukuje dub, TAX rostlo Dowieho
Zion City, V nGmz hojn6 Ceehd
nalezlo syeho "litulku". Psalo sc
~. mora 1896, kdW sorganisoyal
kfcstansko. .katoIickou cirkey v
Hionu q stal SO "generalnfm do
zorcem". Netryalo dlouho a Zion
stal sc nejoriginaln6jsi osadou We
Spoj. Statech. Vse 60 Gasopisy mo.
hly proti nGmu podniknouti, pra.
c0yaIo pro nej, mfsto proti nGmu.
Podafilo sc mu pfesyGdGiti mnohG,
zc jest sknteGnG madam bozskou
moci a neni faleSnym prorokem.
Jako ona stara baba \ Massachu.
setts, ktera neustdlym opakoyanim
jedn6 u tG same historic, konecnG
sama byla pfesyGdGena 0 jejf praV-
diyosti, talk take John Alexander
Dowie bezpochyby ma konec We
I'll, ze skuteGnG jest tim, "a co Sc
yydaya. Byl zatcen mGstskymi
1fady, ze salebne ltGi, ale kolikrat
byl zatcen, yzdy Sc mu podafilo ii.
skati zdruku. Vzdy We mu do.
stale potfebDych penGz od jeho
Istoupencd. Chicago pokftGno by
10 cd nGj, jako mnohe jinG mlsto,
nazyem "Bedlam', ale kdyz lidG,
cd n6ho IA nos yod6ni, napInili mn
tobolku, zakoupiI $500 akrd pIdy
blize Bedlamu jako pozemek, na
ntmz pfisti Zion City mel stati.
V letG 1901 byla postavena prvni
budova, pax nasIedovaly jako hou.
by po desti. Obyvatelstvo jcho
yzrostlo ma 10000, ale ma tomto
stupni nezustalo stati.
Drahy Sc lekaji.
Inamy new-yorsky milionaf a
.zelezniGni magnat j. Pierpont
Morgan pfijel v minul6m tydnu
Washingtonu a mel presidentem
dlouhou, pres dv6 hodiny trvajici
poradu. Glen t6to jeho cesty
bylo pfinutiti presidenta ku svo-
lani vynikajieich pfedsedG drah k
porad6, ma kter6 by Sc jednalo o
tom, jakym zpiisobem dala by Sc
odstraniti agitace nGkterych stdtii
prot zeleznicim. Majitele zelez-
ME a vynikajici finacnici mali
strach, ze nasledkem toho cenn6
papiry klesati budou vdcihled6 VI
Gene Pravi Sc, ze president po-
radu zeleznitnich fediteln svola Y
dob6 uojblizsi, Jaky yysledek
bude miti, ie t6zko nyni predvi.
dati,
Cesti pristehovalci.
Die yyrocni zprayy generalniho
pristehoyaleck6ho komisafe naste-
hoyalo So do Spoi Stdtd v prnbt.
hu minultho rolSu eelkem l2,95s
Cechni do poctu toho zahrnuto
jest i50 Ceehn, ktefi ul drive dleli
y Americke Unit do nii nyni SO
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1907-03-20
ZASL.ANO.

Pfi pohfbu panl Julie Votavoye,
manzeIky elena Podp. Sokola Tyr
Sc, {, J., pofadan6ho p. Jandou, byl
vybor, ktery sborem ku pohfbu
vyslan byl, Il kteryz mel cd pana
Jandy kocar objednany, po smu-
tecnich obfadech ponechan pofa-
dateIem venku V blat6, polo s
1sm6Skem jsa odkazan, ably Sel
pGSky Ike kostelu, kde mu bude
nejaky koGar dan. V mfstnich
zpravach t. !. minuly tyden byla
uvefejnGna zprava, ze stale Sc TAX
yyboru Sokolek TyrS, u ze yybor
tim postizeny n ohledu smuteGnich
okolnosti onou zpravou bude u
smifen, COZ snad m6lo slouziti "a
omluvu, kterou vyboru Sokol TyrS
k nGmu vyslanemu, vefejne pan
Janda podati slfbil. Vybor vsak
neuznava, ze pan Janda ma prayo
ma omluvu ohledu smuteGnich o.
kolnosti, jelikoz zcela dobre vedel,
he vybor nal6za Sc IL rakve, kdyz
1castniky pohfbu vyvolaval a do
kocari usazoval. Vybor povazl.
je to "a svoji povinnost sdeliti We
fejnosti, jak sc vec mela, a ma pra.
w stav vGci poukazati.
Jan David
August Serpan
Frank Svoboda
vybor.
Jos. Jindra VIM. Vaaak
Jifi Pitha,
predseda resoluGniho vyboru.
Il zasIanu tomuto podotykame,
70 stalo sc vinou nasi ne p. Jan.
doyou, ze misto Podp, Sokola Tyrs
We zpray6 v elsie pfedeslem jmeno.
yany byly Sokolky Tyrs.
Redakce.
Pi, Il, Sage darovala 10000.
900 dollarl na zalozcni Sagovy ma.
dacc pro dohro6inne u6ele, maize
pfi tom ma mysli zlepseni social
nich a liyotnich pom6rn chudeho
t,Ia a.. ala s,a..... DE. IT,
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1907-03-20

Pi, II, Sage darovala 10000.
900 dollaru ma zalozcni Sagovy ma.
dace pro dohro6inne u6ele, majic
pfi tom ma mysli zlepseni social.
Mich a liyotnich pomern ehudeho
lidn po eel6 zem, Pfedlohy, ma.
iici IA necl inkorporoyani nadaee,
bndou podany forman6 sen. Aque,
wem assemhlymanem rrenti.
Gem Mant ,lcrou 81 nam na
mysl pti ttto lprayt dive otazkyi
Go BY tumuto d iinym icst6 darim
tikal syou lakomosti poytstny sta.
~ Russell Sage, kdyhy TAX mohl
hrohu ystati muoho.li 4
tech daroyanSeh dcsiti miliona
lostanou skutefne ehudi lidef
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

And he told her all his heart. and
said unto her. there hath not come a
razor upon mine head. for have been
n Nazarite unto God from my mothers
womb: II bc shavcn. then my
strength will 20 from me. aud shall
become weak and bc like other men"
Judges xvi II.
Hair on man or brute Is sign OF
strength lie who desires 10 keep at a
safe distance from dentists. let him
keep also at great distance from the
knife of the barber. To shave Is an act
against nature Provoke nature, and
I'm return nature will provoke you.
said Daniel Webster: "- the razor.
II has taught me 10 curse. II has cost
me more time ana more trouble than
all my speeches"
Rufus Choatc. the lawyer. called the
razor an instrument invented by Iu-
cifer 10 on mp hell with harristers.
Edward Everett never used profane
language but before shaving he would
invariably give vent to all sorts Of
French barharisms.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
The knockout Blow.

The blow which knocked out Corbcts
was a revelation "a the prize fighters.
From the earliest days Of the ring tho
Knockout blow was aimed for the Jaw.
the temple or the iugular vein. stomach
punches we're thrown in 10 worry and
weary the fighter, but II scientific man
had told one of the old fighters that the
most vulnerable spot was tho region Of
the stomach, he'd have laughed at him
for an ignoramus. DR.. Pierce Is bring ng
hope to tbe public a parallel fact; that
thd sSmaN il the most vulnerable organ
out OF Nho PIKE ring as well as In II. We
protectlur, ,h<lS, throats, feet and lungs,
but the1N6N\yc are utterly indIrer.
ent 10, until diseA<Ahnds the solar pleXus
and knocks US out Mako your stomach
found and strong by tle- use OF QQci0r
RlcIse,s GQlden NIed-caII lsSoyeIy Ind
You lIolesi- AQutsGll-IQ YolL mosiAplucr.
9Lle spot Golden Medical DIscoIefy !"
cures weak stomach" indigestion, or
dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and Inn
pure blood and other diseases OF the or
gans o! digestion and nutrition.
The "Goldon Medical Discovery has 3
specific curative effect upon all mucous
surfaces and hence cures catarrh. no
matter where located or what stage 10
may have reached. In Nasal Catarrh 10
Is well to cleanse the passages with Dr.
Sage'S Catarrh Remedy fluid while using
the Discovery as "a constitutional rom
edy. WIN tho Golden Medical Discuy-
cry" cures catarrhal diseases as Of tho
stomach, bowels bladder and other pclvic
organs will be plain to you II you will
read a bOohlct Of extracts from the writ
ingS OF eminent medical authorities. on
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

There Is general Impression that
the Jordan water which Is used at
royal baptisms IL taken from the sa-
cred stream, put into bottle, hermet-
ically sealed and left untouched until
the bottle Is opened by the officiating
priest. AS matter OF fact. the water
which flows out Of the lake Of Gal
ilee and descends rocky gorge to
n level far below that NJ the Mediter-
ranean Is fun Of organic substances.
II bottle he filed with the water
and kept tightly corkcd for few
days II turns perfectly black and Of
fers TO the nostrils all the odors OF
the tropics. The precaution IL there
fore taken Of boiling the water and
straining II before II is sealed up. and
this is why the baptlsmal water al
ways possesses the crystal clearness
which one notices on these ceremonial
occasions Modern Society.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
A Kind Examiner,

Sir John Stainer was dearly loved by
the students when be was professor or
music at oxford. "As an examiner he
was most considerate." said one who
studied under him, "and would always
do his best 10 get you through | re-
member his asking me a poser In
viva voce examination. lie waited pa
tiently for the answer; but, partly
through my nervousness no doubt.
could not think Of H. AZ length he
exclaimed testify, Dear me how stufry
this room is, to be sure and he went
and began tugging at the ventllator
corl 10 was quite two minutes be-
fore he got the thing open. and by the
time he had sat down again and rear
ranged his gown I had the answer
ready. Comparing notes later In the
day with man who was examined
quite soon after me. told him how
the ventilator had served me. How
remarkable. he replied why. when
! was stuck he said. How eXtraor-
dlnary drafty this place H." and spent
quite two minutes In shutting the ven
tilntor.' Manchester Guardian.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

by local applications. as they cannot
reach the diseased portion Of the ear
There is only one way to cure deaf
ness, and that is 10y constitutional
remedies Deafness is caused by an
infamed condition of the mucous or
the Eustachian Tube. when this
tube is innamcd you have a rum5.
ling sound or imperfect hearing. and
is the result. aud unless the inflam.
nation can be taken out and this
tube restored to its normal condition.
hearing will be- destroyed forever
nine cases ont Of ten are caused by
Cutarrh. which is nothing but an in.
ilamed condition Of the mucous sur.
faces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars
for any case of Deafness tcaused by
catarrhl that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
culars, free.
y. J. CHENEY & co. Toledo. O.
Sold by all druggases. 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for con.
stipatlon.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Some English Statesmen.

Very heavy are the burdens Of some
OF the high Offices IA Great Britain.
aud leaders have been driven to curl
Gus methods 10 prevent breakdown.
When Robert Lowe was chancellor Of
the cXchequer he laid down ninety
feet Of asphalt ana got himself n pair
Of roller skates. That was his method
Of mastering liver and the fatigucs
Of ofiie. Earl Spencer when I'm Ire
land during the darkest days Of hls
Office found riding fast and far the
one thing TO relieve his spirits of
gloom. Gladstone cut down the trees
and translated tine classics; Lord Ran
dolph Churchill went racing. Palm
erston fought his battle against wearl-
ness In the very workshop itself. The
late Sir James Paget found him at
work standing at n high desl, and told
him he really must take more rest
Palmcrston answered that II was i'm
possible; that II had now become his
habit to work while standing. Former
Is he had been so Oyerworked that he
used 10 fan asleep while sitting writ
ing at his table To conquer this weak
ness he took 10 standing, FOR" he
said III fall down that wakes me"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
BENJAMIN WEST.
Queer Experience Of the Young Artist
When Ne Was In Rome,

When Il was known that young
American had come TO study Raphael
and Michael Angelo, some curiosity
was excited among the Roman vir-
tuosi
The first fortunate exhibitor OF this
lion from the western wilderness was
Lord Grantham. He invited West to
dinner and aftcrward carried him ~
an evening party where he found al
most all those persons To whom he had
brought letters of introduction
Among the rest was Cardinal Alhaui.
who. though old and blind. had such
dclicacy of touch that he was CON
sidercd supreme In ali matters " iudg-
ment regarding medals and intagios.
The cardinal knew 80 little Of the
new world that he conceived young
American must needs be savage is
he black or whltcY" said the aged vir.
tuoso. holding out both hands that he
might have the satisfaction Of touch
ing NJ least this new wonder.
Lord Grsnthnm smiled and snid.
"IIe Is fair. very fair"
"Whatl As fair as amT" exclaimed
the prelutc
Now the complexion uf this church
man was q deep olive. that OF West
more than commonly fair and ms they
stood together the company smiled
as fair ns the cardinal" became for
awhile provcrhinl
Others, who had the use OF their
eyes. seemed 10 consider the Young
American ns nt most better kind Of
savage and accordingly were curious
10 watch him Yhcy wished to try
what effect the Apollo. the Venus and
the works of Raphael would have upon
him. and thirty of the most tnagnin-
cent equlpages In the capital Of Chris
tendon and 6llcd with some Of the
most crldltc characters IN Europe" 4"
says Gait conducted the Young
Quaker TO view the masterpieces Of
art"
1t was agreed that the Apollo should
he first submitted 20 his view. The
statue was incloscd In case. and
when the keeper threw open the doors
West uncoEsciously exclaimed my
God n young Mohawk warrior"
The Italians were surprised and NOR.
tincd with the comparison Of their
nohlcst statue 10 Wild savage. and
West percciving the unfavorable i'm
preston, proceeded To remove H. lie
described the Mohawks. the natural
elegance and admirable symmetry Of
their persons. the elasticity Of their
limbs and their motions free and un-
| constrained.
81 have seen them often" he con
tlnued, standing I'm the very attitude
Of this Apollo and pursuing with an
Intense eye the arrow which they had
| Just discharged from the bow"
The Italians cleared their moody
brows and allowed that n better crlti-
cism had rarely been pronounced
West was no longer barbarian
| Mirror.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
A Nautical Guessing Contest.

4 Jolly party were out on yacht
the other night and during lull in
the conversation the hostess pro.
pounded the following questions:
What ship has no sof, berths
Hardship.
What do Quakors prefer? Friend
ship.
What ship requires ,lc bast men
Seamanship.
What ships should saints sail in
Worship.
What ship held only IL persons
Apostleship.
What ship should always protec
its passengers? Citizenship
What ship should right itself even
when capsized? Clerkship.
This ship is possessed of every
faculty" Professorship.
Is looking for mate. Courtship
Always has n house under e.
Senatorship.
What ship is always fastened to &
peer? Lordship.
Always managed by more than on,
person? Partnership.
What ship is made for one of its
own hands? Stewardship.
What ship is never overloaded
Statesmanship.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

"Thc one thing In New York that I
can't get used TO-" said the country
visitor. "is the manifold uses TO which
undertnkers put their shops. used to
be Of the opinion that the only possible
errand n person could have at an un-
dertaker's was to purchase funeral
supplies, but In this town I find that
people go there for all sorts OF pur-
poses. They go TO vote. TO get mar
ried and to transact all the legal bust
ness that notary public Is capable OF
trnnsacting. Yesterday I even saw a
party eating luncheon In an under
takers establishment. They had come
into town apparently to attend n fu-
neral and instead Of patronizing a res
taurant they calmly munched their
midday meal In the midst OF those lu-
gubrious surroundings" - New York
Globe.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

A lady who Nv u near Thomas Car
lyle kept Cochlr china fowls. and their
Growing was su nuisance that the
philosopher sent a complaint to her.
The owner was indignant upon hear
ing the appeal.
"Why." said she, they crow only
four times day. and how can Mr.
Carlyle be seriously annoyed at thatr'
Upon hearing OF her attitude upon
the subject Carlyle replied, THE lady
forgets the pain suffer In waiting for
those four crows"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

Many tourists who have crossed the
Mediterranean TO Alexandria and have
made the three hour journey thence by
express TO Cairo establish themselves
In one OF the fashionable hotels, do a
little shopping In the native quarter.
see n mosque or two. n native wedding.
ride a camel the quarter mile distance
from the Mena House 10 the sphinx,
and perhaps 20 as far as TO visit Sag
quara-a days excursion from Cairo
then turn hOmeward fancylng, and also
declaring, that they have seen Egypt
SO they have, In n sense. but Cairo Is
no more representative OF Egypt as n
country than New York IL OF the en-
tire United States. To see upper
Egypt, with It's fellahcen life, Its mud
cities and Its quaint scenery, IL Ike
turning the leaves OF an old history
and studying the engravlngs, for
neither the country nor the people have
changed TO any appreciable degree
since the days Of Mohammed unless IL
be In the accomplishment in which all
seem To be equally well truined-tha
Of begging hackshecsh. Egypt IL
spoken Of as becoming modcrnlzed. but
there Is No Indication Of anything more
modern than 1000 years ago between
Cairo and LuXor.-lIarriet Quimby In
Leslle's Weekly.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
The Charminu Woman

is not necessarily one OF perfect form
and features. Many plain woman
who could never serve as an artists
model, possesses those rare qualities
that all the world admires; neatness
clear eyes, clean smooth skin and that
sprightliness Of step and action that
accompany good health. A phycically
weak woman Is never attractive, not
even 20 herself. Electric Bitters re
store weak women, give strong nerves
bright eyes, smooth, velvety skin
beautiful complexion. Guaranteed al
w. b. Frames. City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
G. B.Burhans Testifles After -Four
Years

G b. Burhans, OF Carlisle Center
n. Y. writes: About four years ago
wrote you stating that | had been
entirely cured OF a severe kidney ;roi'
bile by taking less than two bottles
Of Foley's Kidney Cure. II entirely
stopped the brick dust sediment, and
pain and symptoms Of kidney disease
disappeared. / am glad TO say that
have never had a return or any oi
those symptoms during the four years
that have elapsed and ] am evidently
cured 10 stay cured and heartily rec
ommend Foley's Kidney Cure to anY
one suffering from kidney or bladder
trouble" Hoffman Drug Co. and CITY
Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

For Congressman:
C. d. CARTER
For State Senator eighteenth Dis.
tricU:
J. C. GRAHAM,
J. C. LITTLE
For District Judge:
STlLLWELL H. RUSSELL
FDr Representatives Garter County,
J. f. McCANTS.
For County Judge:
/. II. MASON.
For County Attorney:
JAMES MATHTRS.
For District Clerk:
For County Clerk:
w. b. FRAME.
For Sheriff:
J. HOLMES AKERs.
For County Treasurer:
d. NJ. RUMPH.
For Register OF Deeds:
S S. TOLsoN.
For County Surveyor:
j. w. HAM.
For Superintendent OF Public lnstruc.
tion:
MRS. MARY " NlBLACK.
For County Weigher:
w. |. SMITH.
For County Commissioners.
A. w. SPEAKE.
II. +. SCIvALLY.
o. X. DARDEN.
For Justice of the Peace:
Capt. J. II. PULLIAM.
For Constable:
w. T.. LANDRUM.
GEO. WHITE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Notice to Contractors.

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received by the Improve
ment committee at the mayors office
on Monday July 22nd, 1907 at 4:3O
o'clock p m. for the purpose Of put.
ting Improvement District No. 4, on
First avenue southwest, on grade and
macadamizng the street putting in
cutters, curbs, etc, as per plans and
specifications now on file in the city
clerks office, The city reserves the
right to reject any and all bids
r. w. DICK, Mayor
Attest:
G. II. BRUCE City Clerk. l1ti
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Once Too Often.

whats all this excitement about7"
Nothing worth mentioning. Man
got knocked down"
"AccldentP
not exactly. one OF these men who
always catch hold Of you and push you
out Of their way when you happen TO
meet them at a crowded corner grab
bed the wrong man just now. That's
all"-Chlcago Tribune.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

The farmers son was plowing
and great black crowd OF crows
followed the plow. picking up the
worms that wriglod in the rich cho-
colatc-colorcd burrows.
The farmer ran into the house.
got his gun fired at the crows, and
pcppcrcd his sons legs with shot
The young man fell down and when
his father ran up to him, he groan
ed.
"Didnt yer see me, father
Yes" said the old man. Il saw
you we'll enough. but didn't like to
miss the chance at the crows. Co.,
Exchange.
\ lady was at dinner party with
MIR III 10, the eminent Chinese
philosopher. when she said
MAY ! ask you why you attach
so much Importance TO the dragon
in your country? You know thcr,
Is no such creature. don't you? lou
have never seen onc''
My dear madam graciously an
sworcd the great Chinamau. why
do you attach so much importmc,
To the Goddess Of Liberty ON your
coins? You know there is mo- such
lady don YOU You have never
seen her have YOU? Ladies' Hon,
Journal.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

Father Ito his son. early in the morn
ing What Is the meaning OF this?
You are lying In bed with your clothes
on. Son "a studenD-Yes, father, | do
thac so that II | Oyersleep myself |
shall not be late at college Meggen-
dorfer Blatter.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Guthrie Wants improvements.

Ardmoreite Special.
Guthrie, Ok, July 20-At meet
ing of the city council last night
Mayor Barnes was authorized to call
AN election for August 27, to voet on
the issue of 100000 improvement
bonds.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Granted Divorce From Earl.
}y Associated Press.

8y Associated Press.
Edinburgh, Scotland, July 2o.-The
wife Of the Earl Of Rosslyn, former
" Miss Anna Robinson of Mlnneapo-
lis, was today granted a divorce from
her husband, whom she married two
years ago.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

Fuddle-You know Stocks, don't your
Doctor-Y Yes, indeed He Is now IA pa
tlent OF mine. Fuddle-Pretty wide
awake man, isn't he? Doctor should
say So. I'm treating him for Insomnia.
Illustrated Bits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

A shrewd old doctor once said: "If |
wanted to torture an enemy. | would
tell him he had an incurable disease.
His life would be miserable. and he
would be- almost certain to die before
his time"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Hard.

The Unsuccessful Hamlet (wlplng
the gore from his featurcsl-ThOsee eggs
feel harder than ordinary hens eggs.
Horatio- Perhaps they We're Plymouth
Rocks!- Lippincott's Magazine.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Missed Vocation.

Gient-Didn't you make a mistake
In going into law instead Of the army ?
Lawyer why? Cllent-By the way
you charge there would be little left
OF the enemy.-London Tit-Bits.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

CREAM BAKERY bread. cakes and
pies and barbecued beef are as good
as the most up to date machinery
and very best material can make.
3O.1m JOHN ~ IMRIE,
205 N. Caddo Phone 25S.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22

Rash presumption is ladder which
viii break the mounter's neck.-Ger-
man Proyerb.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-22
Resources.
s537,6S4.73
Liabilities.
s537.6S4.73

No better index to the growth Of Ard.
more can be found than is reflected
in the constant and steady increase
in the deposits OF the Ardmore Ma.
tional Bank.
LEE CRUCE. President
G. w. STUART. Cashier.