Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-01
Pi-LineS and Pick-Ups
Resolved


This Is the day that we resolve
What we will do, and what well not.
Here are some resolutions; you
Must see they never are forgot,
MAYOR ELECT A. c. HARPER
That / will never again make light
Of the troubles Of a mayor In making
appointments.
TOM McCAREY-That I will limit
purse offers to $1,OOO,OOO.
WALTER PARKER-That will not
shasSe all the dust of Los Angeles from
my shoes.
BARDEE HOOK-That the notorIety
attendant accidental street killings
with automobiles is Of such nature
as to call for censure and that there
Tore | censure 1t.
MANAGER JACK BLAcKwooD-
thing.
LEE G. GATES-That 1 will continue
TO swear by my friends and never at
my enemies.
Pop" BLANCHARD-That when
they begin handing out river bed fran
chises any time during the next three
years It's me to the verdant rolling
prairles The Ninth ward Is getting
too strait-laced TO monkey with.
DIR WALTER L1NDLEY-That I
will never have complete confidence
In machine politics.
DOC" HoUGHToN-That will
never run for Office again if / can
only land that detention hospital graft.
LEN BEHYMER-That 1t never
rains, but ii does.
COUNCILMAN SID HILLER-That
even If the Third ward did slip me
lemon there is still the purchasing
agent stunt unattached, and me for
that.
JIM JEFFRIES-That I will not
knock opponents further than the door.
BILLY NEVINS-That never again
will | exceed the speed limit with my
little automobile.
BILLY DUNNE-That don't know
as much about the game as Walt
Parker yet, and got my fingers burned
this trip.
SUPERVISOR AL GRAHAM-That
| am glad l am through with that
Hollywood bunch of kickers and that
the simple life is II good thing.
MAYOR M'ALEER-That 1 will new
er again get in the way of a horses
heels or political machine.
MANAGER HARRY WYATT-That
politeness is a virtue.
BEN HAHN-That will not attempt
to ring another Bell.
TOMMY BURNS-That Jeffries is
heavyweight champion.
JACK O'BRIEN-That Mr.. Burns
speaks the truth.
MANAGER OLLIE MOROSCO-That
leading lady on the stage is worth
whole bunch in New York.
DOM McGARvIN-That 1 will wear
Walter Parker's mantle with becoming
dignity.
COUNCILMAN BARNEY HEALY-
That the Espee has given me three
years more to get city Jobs for Eighth
warders and when l run again de whole
bloody Ate will recognize me as its
meal ticket. A sliinch? Well 1 guess,
ABE ATTELL-That I will assist
Baker to his feet after the count. u "a
DEPUTY CONSTABLE JACK ADA
AMS-That 1 will not use any mora
cuss words while am with consta151sl
De La Monte, but may continue wE@)f
/ go into the coroner's office JaHuary ~
DICK FERRIS-That l need~s pres*
agent. Y
THEODORE SUMMERLAND-Th
I'll not give up the one 1 have unti
they make 'em redder, and they haven1
done that yet. M
SPARKS BERRY-That know ms
business. Ia
SHERIFF w. A. WHITE-ThatlR
position on the police commission mar
be little better than farming at El
Monte. ID
JOE GANs--That the color line n
nothing to a colored lion.
SHERIFF-ELECT BILLY HAMMER.
That If an eight-cent meal is all tlte
board of supervisors will allow the
prisoners al the county jail that is all
they will get.
Take heed of every pledge here made;
Keep tab on him who pledges, so
That in the year to come. we all
May check 'em up and thus may know
w. II. c.