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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Judge Graham. of the San Francisco
supreme court. gets as much FUN as
possible out of life. even extracting an
occasional laugh from trials over
which he presides. Not long ago ne
INDUCED in his favorite propensit:'
and came on second best. An appli'
cant for naturalization was before
him. the French chef OF big hotel
Satisfied with the answers to the for
NAL questions. Judge Graham sudden
" and unsmilingly put final poser:
You say you are a chef? What is the
difference between teal duck and
pheasant" Just as quickly and fully
as seriously came the answer: Forty
cents, your honor"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
Talking Suffrage in Parliament.

L.ondon-The bill to extend the
right of suffrage to women was dc
feated in the House of Commons on
the sth. where it was talked to death
without coming to a vote. supporters
of the bill made a determined attempt
20 secure vote. but the speaker de
clined to accept a motion OF closure
nd the sitting of the House was closed
,u.om,tically at ; O'Clock. The bill is
tbus killed for the present session.
The result was not surprising even
tn the suffragettes, as some of the
strongest sympathizers of the women's
cause realized that the question was
not ripe for legislation and that Par
lament will not be in position to act
until the question becomes an issue
at a general election.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
CASE OF ECZEMA IN SOUTH.
Suffered Three Years-Hands and Eye
Most kffected-Now Well and Is
Grateful to CuticLra.

MY wife was taken badly with &C.
zema for three years. and she en-
ployed doctor with no effect at all
until she employed Cuticura Soap
and Ointment One of her hands
and her left eye were badly affected,
and when she would stop using Gu
ticura Soap and Ointment the eczema
came back, but very slightly; but 1t
did her sight Of good. Then we
complied with the instructions in us
ing the entire set Of Cuticura Rene.
edies and my wife is entirely recov-
cred. She thanks Cuticura very much
and will recommend 1t highly in our
locality and in every nook and cor
ner of our parish. God bless you for
the sake of suffering humanity. |. NJ.
Robert. Metropolis, La, Jan. and
Sept. !, 1906"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

II you need first-class laxative
there is nothing better nor safer than
that old family remedy, Brandreth s
Pills. Each pill Coo aims one grain
OF solid extract of sarsaparilla, which,
with other valuable vegetable prod
ucts. make it a blood purifier OF ex.
cellent character. If you are troubled
with constipation. one pill at night
will afford great relief,
Brandreth's Pills are the same fine
laxative tonic pill your grandparents
used. They have been in use for over
century. and are for sale every
where. either plain or sugar-coated.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
THE WHOLE FAMILY.
Mother Finds Food for Grown-Ups
and Children as Well.

Food that can be eaten with relish
and benefit by the children as well
as the older members of the family.
makes a pleasant household commod-
ity.
Such food is Grape-Nuts. 1t not
only agrees with and builds up chill
dren, but older persons who. from bad
habits of eating, have become dyspep-
tic.
A Phila. lady. after being benefited
herself persuaded her husband to try
Grape Nuts for stomach trouble. She
writes:
about eight years ago l mad a Sc
we're attack of congestion of stomach
and bowels. From that time on. !
had to be careful about eating, as
nearly every kind OF food then known
to me, seemed to cause pain.
-Four years ago / commenced to
use Grape Nuts. / grew stronger and
better. and from that time l seldom
have been without it; have gained in
health and strength and am now heav-
Ter than / ever was.
my husband was also in bad con-
dition-his stomach became so weak
that he could eat hardly anything with
comfort. got him to try Grape
nuts. and he soon found his stomach
trouble had disappeared.
MY girl and boy, 3 and 9 years old,
do not want anything else for break
fast but Grape-Nuts. and more health,
children cannot be found" Nam'
given by Postum Co. Battle Creek
Mich. Read the little booklet. 9Th.
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs There
q reason"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

In Mexico all vehicles, be they
handcart, automobile, or anything be-
tween, must carry light at night
This rule or law is rigidly enforced.
Even the drivers of the poor little
burro or mule carts. on their two
wheels, must carry light.
So, rathe- than buy lanterns. which
cost money. they take a dip candle,
and wrapping 1t in a bit of newspa-
per to shield 1t from the wind. carry
II In their left hand as they drive
along homeward from work after
evening has fallen. The erect Is
striking, as the light, falling strongly
on the Indian driver. throws the face
of the man into strong relief against
the darkness.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
MAJORS PURPOSE IN CUBA.
Had No Idea Of Going There to Do
the cannibai Act.

An officer of the army tells how
Mai. Whipple of the Second Massa-
chusetts regiment. veteran of the
civil war, FASTENED to Washington
when the Spanish war broke out and
offered his services to President Nc
Kinley.
But all officers, as well as men. had
20 undergo n physical examination,
and 1t was stated to Mai, Whipple
that he would have to place himself
in the hands OF the examining doctors
at Worcester.
Now. Maj. Whipple, while man Of
great bodily strength and perfect
health and activity. was little de-
ficient in the matter Of teeth. An ex-
aiming surgeon proposed to exclude
him on that account.
Whereupon the major waNed wroth.
Gentlemen" said he, I'm going to
Cuba to shoot Spaniards, not to eat
'em,"
The major went.-Harper's Weekly.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory II the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, 1t is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness Of the fabric is
hidden behind paste of varying
thickness. which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trouble
can be entirely overcome by using De-
fiance Starch. as 1t can be applied
much more thinly because OF its great.
er strength than other makes.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
Matrimonial lnfeIicity.

. Divorces are. happily. rare in so
ciety circles. Separation by mutual
consent. however, grows more ire
quent every year. Every one has
upon his or her visiting list husbands
and wives who never meet II they can
help It, but between whom there has
never been an open breach. lncom-
patibility OF temper is the usual
cause, and the reason for that Is, one
imagines, the still common custom OF
encouraging the younger generation
to marry before they have begun TO
approach years of discretion--Lon-
don Throne.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
GENERAL BREAKDOWN
A Condition Which Or. Williams Pink
Pills, the Great Blood Tonic, Have
Been Curinq for Years.


There is no more perplexing trouble
for a physician to treat than debility
cases. especially in women, in which
there is no acute disease but in which
the patient every day sinks lower and
lower despite changes of medicine and
similar experiments.
That DR.. Williams Pink Pills win
restore health under these conditions
is no speculation but the fact has been
proved in hundreds of cases similar
to that of Mrs. Sarah Ramsey. of 1908
ST. John St. Litchfield. ILL., She says
II never felt well after my first
child was born. had a gnawing pain
in my stomach and could not hold any
food down. My head ac..sd great
deal and sometimes the pain went all
through my body. l had dizzy spells
so that I could not stand and seemed
to be half blinded with pain. These
spells would often last for over an
hour. My blood seemed to be in
very poor condition and my hands and
feet were like ice. | seemed to be
growing weaker and weaker and couln
not get around to do my work in
the house. was extremely nervous
and the least excitement would bring
on a dizzy spell.
For a number of years I was under
a doctors care but seemed TO get no
better. had heard about DIR. VIII
liams' Pink Pills and I began to take
them. soon felt better and gained
in weight and strength. NV nerves
are strong now and am we'll woman
in every way"
DR.. williams Pink Pills are sold
by all druggists or will be sent. post
paid, on receipt of price. so cents per
box. six boxes for $3.50. by the DR..
Williams Medicine Company. Schenec-
tady. N. Y. A booklet of valuable IN
formation. entitled plain Talks TO
Women" sent free on request.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
Postal Clerk Discharged.

San Francisco.-Hugh G. Shaug,
,ostaI clerk whose run is between Los
and FL Paso. was nctihed by
division Superintendent STEPHENS. o.
the railway mail service. that he wonld
20 given three days to show cause wh'
ho SHOULD not be suspended. Shaue
vas an active promoter of the Brother
',ocd CT Railway Postal Clerks. and in
In, ed many CT the men of the local
I:visiops to join the order. His con
u,t is dee dared by his superior to b'
,re judicial to the discipline OF the
s.r' ice.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Lindley Murray. the grammarian. .
native of Pennsylvania. who died In
1926. had views of life that were
quite as correct as his principles of
English grammar. He wrote: Il
was persuaded that a truly sincere
mind could be at no loss to discern
:he just limits between a safe and
competent portion and a dangerous
Trofusion of the good things of life.
'.'hsse views OF the subject | reduced
- practice. and terminated my mer-
camille concerns when I had acquired
Il moderate competency"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Marie Edwina Resale Booth. daugh-
ter of Junius grutus and Harriet Mace
Booth. a niece of Edwin Booth and
third cousin of the richest woman in
the world, Hetty Green. is organizing
in Boston a great Booth revival. Ed
wilma Booth was born in San Francisco
and was christened there. Edwin For
rest and his wife standing as lcr god
parents. When lille tot she was
sent to the Notre Dame convert in
Philadell hia. where sac remained until
he was Is.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

A. G. Wise, secretary OF the st.
Helena committee in London. states
that since the withdrawal of the
troops, which has reduced the island
to a state of bankruptcy, the only oc-
cupation of the inhabitants of st.
Helena is catching rats. The govern
ment pays two cents each for them.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Mr. Negatany, subject of the mi
xado. is credited by rumor with a
scheme for buying from the Canadian
Pacific railway $4,000 acres OF land in
Alberta suitable for wheat and sugar
beet culture and settling on the tract
a colony of industrious forehanded
Japanese farmers.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
In a Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.EAsE

A powder. 1t cures painful. smart
ing. nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
by all Druggists, CSC. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad-
dress A. S. Olmsted lie Roy. N. Y.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

All the paper for he millions OF
postage stamps used ID ths Un;ted
States is manufactured at Mechanic
Falls. Me. Once month the firm re-
ceives requisition for. 100000
sheets of the paper, and each sheet
will make 361 stamps
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

with LOCAL APPLICATION IS they cannot reach
the seat of the disease Catnrrh Is blood consti
tutonaI disease aud in order cure Il must
internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure f. taken in
ternally, and acts directly tue blood and mueou.
surfaces. Hairs Catarrh Cure i not aquack medi-
cine 1t was by Of the best ply scians
in this country years and regular prescription.
It Is composed of the best tonic. known combined
with the best blood puri ner. acting directly the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the
two ingredients IL hat produces snch wonderful re-
suits In curing catarrh. send inr iesfimonlAls free
FL. CHENEY CO., Props., Toledo, y.
Sold nv Druggisfs. price ,ie.
Take HalTs Family Pills for constipatfon.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

ThCuSanuS tell OF
cures made by Doan's
Kidney Pills. John C.
Coleman, a promi-
n e mt merchant of
Swain s b ORC. Ga.
says: For several
" ars my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. | was
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

languid. nervous and lame in the
morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me right away. and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, n, Y.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

We are known as the largest growers of
Grasses, Clovers, Oats, Barley, Corn, Po-
tatoes and Farm Seeds in America. Oper-
ate over 5000 acres.
FREE
Our mammoth l4Spage catalog is mailed
free to all intending buyers; or send
SC IN STAMPS
and receive sample of perfect balance ra-
ton grass seed" together with Fodder
Plants, Clover. etc. etc, and big Plant
John a. saizer Seed Co., Box w, La
Crosse Wis
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

The extraordinary popularity Of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch, being FREQ
from all injurious chemicals. is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiff
ener makes half the usual quantity OF
Starch necessary, with the result of
perfect finish. equal to that when the
goods were new.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Garfield Tea has been famous for year
as a remedy for constipation, liver an'
kidney diseases. Guaranteed under thu
Pure Food Law.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

No man ever asks truthful woman
what she thinks of him more than
once,
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

PUTNAM FADELEsS DYES TO not
green and purple. Toe per package.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

That IA EAxATIyE BKUMp Quinne. smilari
uameu re,sed cs sonetmes deceiye The rrst and
original Cold Tablet a WHITE PACkA6E with
olack and red ie,ieriDg and bears the signature of
r. GROVE. 2sc
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

No cord or cable can draw so
forcibly or bind so last as love can
10 with a single thread.-Burton.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Satan is willing to let men go to
cnurch on Sunday II they work Tor
him the remainder Of the week.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

1t is hard to form correct opinion
of others on what is said about them.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
rs YOUR BACK ACHE?
cc.e the Kidneys and the Pain VIII
Never Return.

Only one sure way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

The average man dislikes to give
up his seat in a crowded car to WON
an because he is afraid she will think
he is trying to fiirt with her.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Never Had Picture Taken.
Judge Charles T. Woodland, lately
appointed to the Maine supreme
court, never had picture taken.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
or children teething softens the gums. reduces IN
Ammntion ailsys palm. cures wind eoiie &c bottle
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Every day in thy life is leaf 10
y h!story.-LycurGus.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13

Examine carefully every bottle Of CASToRlA
u safe and sure remedy for infants and children.
and see that It
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-03-13
For Preserving, Purifying
and Beautifying the Skin,
Scalp, Hair, and Hands.

Cutieurs Soap eombiBss delicate msdirsL sid GHeh-
HeDt prppsri.s devsi from tuiieurs. TIE great shse
Cure, iih ite purr.i ~ ssponseso". ec
most refreshing Of flower odors sod throegt.st IL
world Depoisi Londn, "a Chsrsrhau's ha.y psrf.s
Rue de 10 Pairt Australia, u. Tow To-, hv7ssys
Boston, .sA-, III Columbus Ave, fotsr Drug th<A
Corp, sole Props-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-12-07
SOLDIERS START FOR SCENE
Portion Of Second Infantry on the
Way to Goldfeld.

Washington, Dec. Tin compliance
with President Roosevelts order Brig
adler General Funston, commanding
the department Of California, has
started troops for the Goldtield New
mining district, where trouble is
threatened because of the differences
between the miners and mine owners.
General Funston advises the war de-
partment that he has sent five COM
panies from Fort Mcdowell and four
companies, with a machine gun
platoon, without animals, from Mon
terey. all Of the Twenty-second infan-
try, In command of Colonel Reynolds.
The total strength Of the troops
does not exceed 200 men and General
Funston says that in view Of the large
amount Of property liable to destruc-
ton and the scattered condition Of
the same he thinks it is better to
send the troops enumerated instead
Of small detachment. He says that
If conditions are such as to make it
advisable he will go to Goldf1eld him.
self,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-12-07
BRIEF BITS OF NEWS.

Dispatches to Dun's Trade Review
indicate a slight Improvement in bust
ness on the whole, although reports
are by no means uniform.
Burglars broke into the mansion of
Herbert L. Swift at Chicago and rif1ed
the house of jewels, family plate and
other valuables, the price Of which
has not yet been estimated.
Rice hall at Washburn college, To-
peka, Kan, was destroyed by fire, in
volving a loss of 100000. The build
ing was four stories high, containing
the botanical and mineral collections
and the laboratories. All the students
escaped safely.
AS a result of an agreement reached
between the tubemakers Of the Unit
ed States, Germany and Great Britain
to take steps to put an end to the
serious losses now resulting from in
ternatfOnal competition the Scotch
tubemakers have advanced the price
80 shfllings ton,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-12-07
TO EFFECT CLOSER TIE.
Commercial Men Meet Head Of De
partment of Commerce.

Commercial Men Meet Head Of De-
partment Of Commerce.
Washington, Dec. To effect a
closer tie between the department of
commerce and labor and the CONNER.
cial bodies of the country notable
conference was held in the Office Of
Secretary of Commerce and Labor
Strauss Besides Secretary of State
Root, who was invited to attend be-
cause the state department is deeply
interested in the subject of interna-
tional commercial relations, and Sec
rotary Straus, who initiated the move
ment for the conference, there were
present delegates from chambers of
commerce, boards of trade and other
organizations from New York, Buffalo.
San Francisco, Atlanta, Chicago, New
Orleans, Baltimore, Boston, Minneap-
oils, St. Paul, Cincinnati, Cleveland
Portland, Ore; Philadelphia, Pitts.
burg, Charleston, S. c.; Galveston,
Richmond, Va; Seattle, Milwaukee,
Denver, ST. Louis and this city. A re
lationship similar to that sought in
the calling Of the conference exists in
several European countries, including
Germany, England and France.
The first meeting was of a prelim
mary nature and it's purpose is regard
ed by it's promoters as administrative
as distinguished from legislative. Tar
If, reciprocity and matters of finance
we're debarred as not within the scope
of the department.
The formation of permanent ad
visory council representing the com
mercia1 bodies of the country is re
garded as probable result of the
conference and it is suggested thai
the cooperation of the council might
extend to other departments Of the
government that come in close touch
with the commercial interests of the
country, such as the departments Of
state, agriculture, treasury and in
terror.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-12-07
We MUST DRINK PLENTY
OF GOOD PURE WATER
Natures Great Remedy and Valuable
Prescription Anyone Can
Prepare.

The people hera do not drink
enough water to keep healthy"
exclaimed a well-known authority.
The numerous cases of stomach
trouble, kidney and bladder diseases
and rheumatism are naturally due
to the fact that the drinking Of
water, natures greatest medicine,
has been neglected.
Stop loading your system with
patent medicines aid cure-alls; but
get on the water wagon. If you
are really sick, why, of course, take
the proper medicines plain COM
mon vegetable treatment, which will
not shatter the nerves or ruin the
stomach"
When requested for such pres
cription for the cure of rheumatism
and kidney trouble the answer was:
You must make the kidneys do
their work; they are the filters of
the blood. They must be made to
strain out of the blood the waste
matter and acids that cause rheu.
matism; the urine must be neutra-
lied so it will no longer be a
source of irritation to the bladder,
and, most of all, you must keep
these acids from forming in the
stomach. This is the cause of stom-
ach trouble and poor digestion.
For these conditions I would sug-
gest the following prescription:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce, Compound Kargon, one
ounce, Compound Syrup Sarsapar-
lila, three ounces. Mix by shaking
we'll in bottle and take in tea
spoonful doses after each meal and
at bedtime, but don't forget the
water. Drink plenty and often.
This valuable information and
simple prescription should be posted
up in each household and used at
the first sign Of an attack Of rheu.
>matism, backache or urinary trouble,
no matter how slight.