The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-29
PLUMMER FIR MARE
WITH APOLOGIES TO FINLEY p. dunno.

know, L wish yed app int some otner lei
~ IT III NlnOIcs.snunIst.
RAT I~1l4nan wor a1Iered tn nom
Hasnun lis Win regrets lnaJ I'm &C.
CHM IN honor. ne says. 'On'y TINS
mint a man al me IMPLY tn name alv
george ~ s-stln ton JeaLS4SOn noIlued me
tnat WdtnermLoE III me patcn IN M
NaOdy mas ilpeu, an 1 IA 0Ue II go
I'll plug IL lis ony this momenchous
Jooty Lnat priyInIs me l. III acclpun' III
Craze nonor. he says.
Now, rhey's a man that they ali wants
II IN uareity race. He's Cargo OueIi.
G1rSe WIIl meK tine run, they say, be-
cause ne poplar, they says, an be-
cause he not tainted with church in
IIoOence, they says. Win they breaches
tn SuDJeck L Cargo, ne LOOKS at his
watch an sees what time it is. 'GintIe-
Ilns he says, Tn comfy, tn honor is
wan that L Appreciates fur began me
power aV eXprlSnun, BIT me wife mas just
tilifOned me that tn hired gurrul has dis
covered that tn lawn is full aV dandelines
an 1t ticks a long time f'r t drive dam
defines out av a lawn. 1 don't think Wen
b able get rid dv thin until about
Christmas
Sam Park, 'Piasin' it is, says Sam,
lis a 1Ool L cannot accept, although
accipt gud NANNY in tn course av d
year, lie says
Judge Zane is approached, Healy
He's a jurist an a man who chases q
question with tn gratest caution. Til
prOpOsishun is put L him. 'BSr NANNY
years. says Judge Zane, 1 have been IN
IN binch, but nivver before have L en-
cOunthered tn like av this. Twill tex
me at Taste five weeks FIR t look UP tn
authorities, he says. L have In mind he
says a man in Massachusetts he says
who jumped inty TIL sea, he says. Not
havin' amy real sea f'r Z jump into
Healy, Judge Zane Wor minded FIR L jump
inty tn lake. I'll look up tn authCri-
ties, though he says, think they's
in vii mn. IaT xra
know mex March,
Nv it wor not fr me inthrust in nacher
says Doc Bower. TX TEX tn job in a min
it. Theys nothin like rInnin' FIR mare an
tn Raypublican ticket except runnin
agin, which I haven't heard av annywan
doin'. But, seriously, gintlemin, they's
no use astin' me fr t run fr mare. At
our house we have tin thousan' little
chickens that will b growed up " they
don't die, an it's me jooty f'r L put
roofs on all av thim,' he says. TIL ilic-
shun wud b. over b tn time 1 got our
poultry covered he says 'Agin I thank
ye,' he says.
BILLY James an Joe Wood whin ap-
preached. Healy. was that cranky they
wint home an bate their childher. Tn
two aV thim however, finally got t'geth'T
an decided L have balloon race durin'
IN sthate fair. TIL contest t last until
afther tn campaign. Twas less danger
Gus an they wor surer place av lightin',
they says
Well said Mr. HeaIy, "Afther all tn
talk, I don't see where tn Republicans
IS goin' to get a candydate. except Plum
mer."
''Nather do I, Healy. TIL only hope fr
t. kape people firm takin' L tall timber IS
fr L say nOthin' about thin. in advance,
Let tn tall sycimOor av tn Proves tell
thin what [ do at tn las mint, Tx he
did last time with so conspicuous sue
cess. Let tn man that rules tn desthlnies
aV Utah an aV Salt Lake, particularly
say tn wurrud. " tn gallyant soier is
t b. tn man. he will rise t. tn heights
like a switchback crossin' a mountain.
It's due { him FIR t get some honors;
wan who cud cOnduck tn batthle aV
American Fork without tn loss av man.
an with tn dash an DARN an dignity
an courage that wor shown b. tn ker-
mel deserves recognishun. It's easy L
see that tn record av tn Republican
parity av two years ago VIII b. eclipsed
Lynch will have nothin' { worry over
afther tn fray. KNOWN that he's vindi-
Gated b tn number av votes tn other
feIly didn't get, an sthiII wondherin' why
amy full grown man Wud let himself b.
led inty tn charnel house. Only a brave
sOjsr like Doc Plummer wud have TIL
crust"