The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-23
DRIFT " OD
BY PHIL H. ARMSTRONG.

Don't work good thing to death; there's a limit to all things even an income. but dont forget to put forth some eff fort along with 1t. After they have been married long enough for him to come home on ms first drunk, love begins to bump the bumps.
 An exchange says it's pretty hard for girl to be hugged and play the of ofano flying 'n that sae over % on your piano, what's the mattsr s with y s a solar Most of the fruit is killed down this way. but the peach" crop is as prom ' E E E Don5t change your tiannels or you may change your habitation for distant and more uncertain one. enough to cast a Presidential shadow?
 $ & E Maybe. after all. 1t was just notoriety that John Temple n GraSes g Y was seeking would be perfectly shocking. Foraker says Nick Longworth doesn't say anything when he talks. LIAR or Mollycoddle?
 & & & When United States Senators are se- lected by popular vote, watch the rail- way magnates double up in bow knot and holler murder
 ss M # The fruit crip is failure, but the fool crop Is larger than ever.
 E v ss The railroads claim they cannot make a living at 2-cents-a-mile fares. Has it come to this condition in America?
 g @ R It's a mistaken idea in this country to imagine that the only Presidential timber should either come from the Big Stick or from splinters thereof. One time we don't envy a girl is when bore calls and refuses to go home till 12 p. m When country editors refuse Go take money, the Democrats will renominate Roosevelt and not before.
 Alabama Bloom. Bloom time in Alabama-pass the
 merry word along. Bloom time in Alabama-there's a
 wealth of bloom and song. The Alabama mocking bird is warbling
 songs so sweet That the Alabama darkey Is a-shuffiing
 of his feet Bloom time in Alabama-ain't you glad
 that you're alive? Bloom time In Alabama---bees a buzzin'
 round the hive. The green things in the garden are a
 Jumpin' up so fast Thet you almost see 'em movin' as you
 kinder mosey past. ptooro 4;r.o ,u AIaharoo ou1I~ A.au.
 are swayin' Bloom time in Alabama-the little kids
 are playin'. So contented in the sunshine by the
 branch thet laughs an crys. Face an hands all dirty, but so happy
 making mud pies. Bloom time in Alabama-all the world
 is kinder glad Bloom time in Alabama-ain't no time
 fer lookin' sad; Handin' smiles to those who'll take
 'em passing; kind words down Though it's April. still we'll toss to
 them the roses O. the May.
 Whew! feet. isn't he?
 Fay-Perhaps; but he's hard on oth- CT peoples.
 " x... x Good morning; are you the dentist !? If you are. I want this nerve removed and will ask you to wait my con venience as to payment" 'T don't think I have a forceps pow erful enough to remove your nerve, sir; good morning"
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 Girls. Dorothy. you are obstreperous; I believe you would giggle at anybody's funeral"
 Tree. hee! aunt; wouldn't at my own: tee heel"
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 Bright Youth. Young man, are you willing to sup port my daughter as I have done?" "No, sir; I will not submit to all her extravagant whims. I am sorry, but 1 really can't do 1t, you know" Young men, take her"
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 He Knew. Paw, what Is a bralnstorm?' Its an ill-wind that blows nobody good"
 R E k Of faith. hope and charity, the scarcest is charity.'