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Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
Dealness Cannon Re cured

By local applications AZ they cannot reach the
diseased portion OF the ear. There is only one
way 10 cure deA ness. aud that Is by constitu-
Nonal remedies, Deafness is caused by an in.
famed condition OF the mucous lining OF the
Eustaehian Tube. When this tube Is innamed
Ing, and " hen IL IA entirely closed, Deafness 10
the res ult and unless the Inflammation can 10
taken out and this tube restored 10 Its normal
min cases out OF ten are caused by Catarrh, !,
which Ia nothing but an infiamed condition OF
themueous surfaces.
We viii give One Hundred Dollars for any
ease of Deafness (caused BY catarrhl that can.
not be cured by Aail's Catsrrh Cure. send for
circulars, free.
Sold by Druggists, 7Sc.
Halls Family rtlls are the best.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
The Other side.

Don't you get homesick for those
beautiful old Colonial mansions In the
South2" they asked the Kentucklan on
the night that the thermometer froze
"Not this weather." she answered. Il
haven't forgotten vet how the wind
used to blow through the cracks of the
windows and doors of those beautiful
old Colonial mansions, and how we
used to sit In rooms about the size OF
bathrooms, huddled around two-by.
four CRATE, our faces scorching and the
bitter blasts blowing through our back
hair.
"Oh, no In such weather as this the
steam heated luxury of the Chicago fiat
for me-" she decided.-Chlcago Inter
Ocean.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

There never lived a more steady and
persistent grumbler than Reuben Hall
Not only the weather, the state OF his
health and bis crops furnished him
with subjects, but the most reasonable
and lenlent laws which could be con-
structed raised discomfort In Reuben's
mind.
II dunno what they mean BY telling
folks to cart their waste stun over to
that dump at the end o. Grantham's
Woods instead O. leaving It In the
Lawton sullar.hole." he said, lndlg.
nantly, one day. Suppose the sullar-
hole does show up from the road. what
business has this town got to put an In
junction on folks dumping stun In itT'
''The towns bought the old Lawton
place." said bis nelghbor, in the pacific
tone people usually employed In ad.
ddesslng Mr.. Hall. "And | thought
you were one OF those that said twas
an eyesore. DO you want to dump any
o. your old Junk In there. Reub, tidy
as you areT
"No. don't ,wanter,' said Mr. Hall,
sullenIy but wanter have the right
IA case wanter. an wanter know
why | haven't got IT."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

A great deal OF harm IL done by self.
drugging for the relief OF various real
or lmnginery lila
There Is nothing easier. The only OBJ
lection 10 the plan ls that what Is good
fer the cough may be bad for the
cohgher.
so II Is with headache. Almost any
pain In the head not due TO actual
brain disease may be moderated. II not
relieved temporarily. by some form OF
headache powder; but a frequent re-
course TO this means of cure may IA
tally weaken the heart. When this
stops beating the headaches cease TO
trouble. but the patient Is not In con.
ditlon to know or care.
Every man, OF course. believes him
self doctor. and often thinks he Is
better able 10 attack cough or case
OF rheumatism or headache, whether
u be hls own or another's. than those
who make the cure of disease n special
study. All he has TO do Ia 10 make up
his mind what the trouble is--and any
one can tell cough when he has it.
and then to take something that is
good for n cough"
less serious, but not much 30, In the
abuse OF tonles. A true tonic Is any.
thing that promotes the nutrition OF the
body, This may be done By lncreas'
ins the appetite and improving digcs.
ton. which Is the function OF the bit.
ter tonlcs; or by improving the condi.
tlon OF the blood by adding to II the
lior Il has lost; or by supplying the
system with some needed substance
such as tat In cod liver oil; or finally
by stimulating the tissues to increased
absorption. an action which IA ascrlbed
TO arsenic. mercury and others OF the
mineral tonics
But these are not the 'tonics" to
which people are apt 10 resort when
. they run down. They take to stImu
lants, alcohol usually. and think they
are getting strong because they feel
better after each dose. The aicoho
In the tonic" Is often disguised, and
the user, perhaps conscientious tee
iotaler. would be shocked TO learn thai
what he was taking to give hin
strength had more alcohol in II than
has the strongest whisky. II the system
IL seriously run down. physician
should be consulted. who will be able
to give what is needed. whether iron
or bark, or gentIaH. or cod liver oil
TO correct the underlying condition thai
causes the deblllty.--Youth's Compan
Inn
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A GREAT SEED BOOK.
Ferry's 1907 Seed Annual Nov Ready
for Free Distribute,

Ferry's great Seed Book is now ready
for distribution. This is the book that
every farmer wants and waits for. II
makes no difference what other cata-
logues are received. farmers are not sat
isiied until they get Ferry's, because il
contains better and fuller information.
Ferry's Seed Annual, in fact, is really
more than catalogue. II differs from
the usual seed catalouge inasmuch as II
really helps each farmer or gardener to
choose intelligently the varieties hest
suited 10 his particular needs. The
wise selection OF varieties results in
bigger, oetter paying crops. The ex-
perience gained in fifty years OF success
ful seed growing is thus at your COM
mand.
For freshness, purity and reliability
Ferry's Seeds are in class by them.
selves. They are known all over the
land, and farmers everywhere have
confidence in the name Of Ferry, and
know for certainty that their SEEDS
can be relied upon. They know that
every package has behind 1t the repu-
tation of a house whose business stand
ards are the highest in the trade.
just drop postal TO d. NJ. Ferry &
Co., Detroit. Mich, and they will send
you copy OF their 1907 Seed Annual.
It's absolutely free.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

Little Kitty. whQ had happened to be
the only one at hdme when the stran-
gers called. was trying to describe
them. "one OF 'em was a good deal
younger than the other" she said, 'and
he's the one that did the talking. He
wanted to know when you'd be back
How did he look?r asked her faith
er. did he have any beardY
mo; he was barefaced"
How about the older manf Was be
barefaeed. tooT"
kind o." said Kitty, remembering
his shaggy brown beard; only he was
grizzly bear faced"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
Mixed.

When ministers exchange they usual
ly preach old sermons. but, however,
they generally look over the MMS.
carefully to see If the local points need
alteration.
A Somervllle preacher many years
ago went to Andover to preach and
neglected this simple precaution. In
his discourse was an allusion to the
insane asylum at Somervllle, and, for
getting for the moment rAat he was in
Andover, he said:
Sooner than child Of mine should
be subjected to such influences, would
be willing to have him confined in yon-
der institution"
And the good man pointed directly
at the Andover Theological Seminary.
Boston Herald.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
The nir.i I'm Hand.

Instead of getting angry. Clarkson
was rather amused at the actions OF
his pet waiter. For two years he had
dlned at the same restaurant almost
daily and August knew his every wish
and bad always been literally tipped.
That day, however, ClarksOn was
shamefully neglected. He had to ask
for butter, his napkin was damp aud
soggy, the particular sauce he liked 50
well was not on the table, and, In fact.
August was the antithesis OF devoted
servitor. All his attentions seemed
concentrated upon a man at an adJoln.
In gtable, August lowered around him
like bee around flower, anticipating
every wish and bringing him sundry
little extras.
The customers was evidently a stran-
ger. Clarkson could not recall having
seen him before, aud from his long pat
ronage of the place he had come 10
know all the regular customers by
their faces Mt least, His curiosity got
the better of him and as he was leav,
Ing, after bestowing the customary tip.
he asked
"why is 1t, August, that you have
been so attentive to that man and so
neglectful of me? Is he In the habit
OF giving extra large tips?"
"oh, no, m'sieu'," said August "He
Is stranger. He has never been here
before" Then he added, apologetlcal-
ly, "And am sure of you, m'sieu."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

l used to have such pain in my back
that once l tainted. The kidney secre-
tions were much disordered, and was
so far gone that / was thought to be at
deaths door. Since Doan's Kidney
Pills cured me / feel as If / had been
pulled back from the tomb"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
Had Not Observed IL.

"It's such hard work to ta!k through
this telephonel" exclaimed MrS. high
mus.
Il hadn't noticed that" said Mr.. High
mus, who had been listening patiently for
FIVE minutes at the other end Of the wire.
ut may be little hard to hear through.
my dear, but It doesn't seem 20 have in
terfered with the aow Of your con,ersa-
ton"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

day - don't worry.
Doan's Kidney Pills
have cured thousands
of women in the same
condition. Mrs. A,
Heiman, Of Stillwat-
er, Minn., says; "But
for Doan's Kidney
Pills l would not be
living now, They
cured me in 1899 and
I've been we'll since.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

First Millionaire-Hard lines these
days.
Second Mllllonaire-Yes; our rela-
tlves are waiting for us to die to ge,
our money, and the rest of the world
doesn't want to wait that lOng.-New
York Sun.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

Crltlck-Yes, D'Auber is home from
his trip to the Rocky mountains, He
rut in most of his time making sketches
of the mountain peaks. He showed me
a lot OF them.
Ascum-How were they2 Natural2
Critick-Well, they're certainly rocky.
PHILADELPHIA Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

Allen's Foot. Ease A powder Ii makes tighs
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain cure foz
sweating, cellons ana hot, tired, aching feet
Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial pack
age mailed FREE. Address Allen s. olmsted,
| Leroy, New York.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
WHERE TO BUY

When Sherman, Clay & Company, the
old Pacific Coast Piano House, which
has been doing business st the corner
OF kearney and Sutter streets, San Fran
cisco, for over thirty-five years, pur-
chased the Piano business of the Allen
4 Gilbert -Ramaker Co, 1t was every
where admitted that 1t was the most
significant transaction ever announced
concerning the music business of the
Pacific Northwest.
Important. because Sherman. Clay &
Company are so well known as a
staunch, reliable firm. They have q
one price system. Every Piano is mark
ed in plain figures. A child can buy a
Piano from Sherman, Clay & Company
Just as safely as can state senator, and
at the same price. They are Pacific
Coast agents for the famous Steinway
piano; also many other standard makes
such as the Knahe, Everett, Mason 4
Hamlin, Hardman, A. B. Chase, Fischer,
Packard, Conoyer, Ludwig, Kingsbury,
Estey, Emerson, Sterling, Wellington,
Huntington and Mendelssohn. Also
Estey, Packard and Chicago Cottage
Organs, Piano Players and Victor Talk
ing Machines.
When you visit Portland, Spokane,
Tacoma, Seattle, Everett, Bellingham
OF San Francisco, you should call and
see the Pianos exhibited by Sherman,
Clay & Co. Their Portland store is OPP
posite the postofiice, Sixth and Morri-
son streets.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
Pnts cuRtp N 6 mol - pAYs.

PAzo OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case Of iching. blind. bleeding or protruding
piles in 0 TO II days or money reiunded.5oe.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

rfTc ST. vitus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
FIIN permanently cured by DR.. Kltne's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE s2 trial bottle and
treatise DIR. r. H.kline. Id. ss Arch St., Phila. Pa
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

Musical Customer--what hne old
specimen you have up there In that glass
case Ii II n stradivarius7
New Salesman -Straddy whatf Gosh.
mister Don't you know q eddie when
you SEQ onef
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
omi..ion. Of History

The good people OF Salem had just
burned another witch.
According to the census" they said
there are too many women in Massachu.
setts, anyway"
In order to make show Of being i'm
partial, however, they looked around for
Wizard Burbank, but he had escaped tc
California.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

We do not like to have any child
coaxed to speak piece for us or to
give us q kiss.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22

Mothers win find Mrs. windows Soothing
Syrup the best remedy TO use for their childrea
during the teething period.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
DON'T DESPAIR.
Read the Experience of Minnesota
Woman and Take Heart.

If your back aches, and you feel sick,
languid, weak and miserable day after
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
CROPS NEVER EAIL

In he Upper snake valley. Idaho, where
3s,0os Mississippi Valley humeseekers arr already
iocated. Soo.0OV acr-s undes eiop d, rrigab land
ttlii await ih~ settler. Lich II d best wa cred
valley In the void. Fines innate. eh0 eesi fruit:
,mtnens- cross Of graln alfalfa su beetS. t4,0a-
COO invested In sugAr factories. New II. X extetr
sion 10 Yellowstone PARK opsns country OF VAST re-
sources. Ashton started Jan !, lNS, record
breaker Write for Part culars
&. G. MOORE REAL ESTATE COMPANY
st. Anthony and Ashton, Idaho.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-03-22
NAN FADELEss DYES

SsSr hs. and than o tSe eaesSss color
ssoeh s@ MONROE DRUG =
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wool end cotton equally well and e
Write fer Tree beskiet how to dSss
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-04
UNCLE JOE coNvENEs

yTyH gathering of Uncle Joe Cannon
Monday is mutually agreed by
A the Washington correspondents to
have been q brilliant affair" Mr.
Cannon called himself to order and told
himself that the fundamental principles
OF. free government, ETC., ETC., this great
and glorious country, ETC.. ETC., the
divinely ordained Republican party,
etc, ETC., the conscientious representa-
tives of the will of the people, ETC., etc.
1t sounds fine! 1t would all make
Demosthenes blush with envy. In the
meantime, however. the new member
who has tried 2S7 times to obtain nod
Of recognition from Speaker Cannon.
every time without results, scratches
his head and wonders just how much
the autocrat from Danville really meant
when he spoke Of free government"
and conscientious representatives"
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-04

been turned from latent to active energy
which produces wealth. We are actually
increasing national wealth by the sum of
two billion dollars a year by drawing on
mother earth.
But the Importance of the figures is
better understood when we compare them
with those in the past. In lS97-ter1
years previous total mineral and
metallic yield was valued at only S647,-
900, 600, and in 1880 at only 1855, 900.
The rapidity Of growth in this Yield IS
phenomenal. In the last ten years, ex-
cluding 1907, we have taken from the
bowels of the earth more than twelve
billions of wealth. In the preceding ten
years the yield was only six billions,
or considerably less than that of the last
four years.
These figures are large, but their I'M
portance lies in the fact that they are
an index to the causes of our recent
unexampled prosperity. We have not
prospered by speculation nor by running
wildly into debt though that has hap
pened to a slight extent The situation
in 1897, In 1857 and in 1873 was not at all
like the present Then people were spec
ulating, were running in debt and were
reckless in the extreme Today we have
substantial wealth back Of the country.
It cannot be broken. 1t is amazing tnat
we have accomplished SO much with such
a poor currency system, but with a de-
cent law there is no limit to the progress
of this country.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-04
Basis of Our Greatness
Is Wealth From the Soil

TN the last analysis all visible wealth
comes from the soil. To be sure
n there are other forms of wealth and
the latter are the most important, as
they give rise to the energies which pro-
duce material forms. but we think OF
wealth and prosperity as dependent on
the earth and we are quite correct. What
we get from the soil is pure gain. This
year the agricultural products of the
country have an estimated farm selling
value Of over seven billion dollars 1t
is true that most of this Is material of
transitory nature. The food is soon
digested, the woolen and cotton garments
soon wear out, but these forms of wealth
are essential to the existence of the race.
We know by experience that upon the
size of the crops depends our prosperity
to very large degree.
But this is not all that comes from
the soil, says the Philadelphia Inquirer
Last year I'm this country there were
taken from the bowels of the earth
metals, minerals and the like of a total
value slightly less than two billion dol
lars. Beside the agricultural wealth this
may seem small, but there is this to be
remombered--that the mineral wealth is
for the most part permanent gain.
Iron and other minerals are almost in
destructible, and even when steel rails
wear out they are remade. Coal is soon
consumed, to be sure, but 1t has simply
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-04

porate securities will be received with
popular acclaim. He suggests that II
an Incorporation law is not deemed adj
visable the alternative should be a
license act for big Interstate corpora
tions, or a combination of the two. But
he emphatically declares that "the real
owners of a corporation should be com-
PEELED to do business in their own
names:" and with this view few will be
found to dissent
Provision for an emergency currency
based on adequate securities approved
by the government and thereby guaran-
teed by the government; graduated
inheritance taxa heavy progressive
tax upon very large fortune" being
an important considerations the aban-
donment of sentimentality and techni-
cality in the enforcement OF the GRIM
inaI laws of the nation; the regulation
of the employment of children in those
areas controlled by congress-; federal
Improvement of the inland waterways;
the greater development of land areas
susceptible to irrigation; the better pro-
lection of public lands that they may
be utilized by actual settlers rather
than become the prey OF land-grabbing
corporations or combinations of indi-
viduais: the adoption Of postal saw
ings bank system and the extension Of
the parcels post in accordance with the
plans outlined by Postmaster General
Meyer: the comforting of the rights OF
citizenship upon the inhabitants of
Porto Rico; the establishment of a ma
tional gallery OF art in washington;
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-04
KEEP COOL

UyH Cartwright antitrust law. as
it is called. was modelled closely
i after the federal antitrust law
The latter has passed muster. we be-
iieve. before the courts Of last resort
in several states 1t has remained for
a Justices court in Los Angeles to de-
eide that the law is valueless because
of the fact that while providing for the
imprisonment of Offenders it does not
specify where they shall be imprisoned.
For the moment the local ice trust.
the case against which has Temporarily
fallen fiat because of this Interpretation
of the law. is in high fettle. But we
caution those who have suffered most
from this peculiarly aggravating form;
Of monopoly to keep cool, whether they
take ice or not. The trust may b,s
"husted" yet.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-04

the extension OF the. ocean mail act Of
oceanic lines; increase in the pay of
enlisted men in the army and the bet
ter development of the navy, are some
of the more important of the other
recommendations made in this able
state paper.
If The Herald may be pardoned for
repeating, it would emphasize the chief
criticism of the message which it has
offered, and that is to be found in its
regret that the president has not taken
more advanced position on the ques-
ton of the tariff. If congress act, or
decline to act, in accordance with his
suggestion on the ground that any tam
pering with the tariff laws on the eve
of a presidential election would be uIl-
wise, there will have been established
precedent which may seriously inter-
fere with progress along this line in the
future. The congress which will meet
next winter will be constituted as at
present. There will be some changes
in the sixty-first congress, but whether
1t will comprise a majority favorable
to radical revision or whether its acts
will be subject to approval or veto by u
tariff reformer or "stand patter" none
can foresee. If the sixty-first congress
should fail to make the revision that
the people demand, the sixty-second
will find itself in relatively the position
now occupied by the sixtieth--on the
eve Of a presidential election.
While it is not believable that this
state Of affairs can continue indefinitely,
we believe q consensus of the opinions
of the most enlightened men of both
great parties today would show, beyond
peradventure, that immediate prepara-
tions for revision by commission OK
experts is demanded. The present con-.
gress need not revise; as matter OF
fact the people will rest better if they
know that that body, as at present con-
stituted, is to keep its hands off. But
we can see no good reason why congress
during the present session should not
make provision for the appointment OF
commission to make scientific,
rather than partisan, revision. But
we fear we are hoping for too much OF
the present congress.