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Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30

"You must all be very serious, or you will
spoil the whole thing" Bryan demonstrated.
''This name is no funnier than Worthy Pat
riarch,'. as they call the grand mogul in the
Sons of Temperance"
The professors son then placed a chair op.
posite that on the platform at the other end
of the room. To this place he assigned Titus
Waldown. Other chairs were placed in the
middle of the sides of the ROOM
"But what am II" asked Titus: "You
"You are the Worthy Junior Partner.
Robert Cadwood will take the chair on the
right, and be the Senior Salesman" .contin-
ued Bryan; George Twistleton, the chair on
the left, and he is the Junior Salesman"
ri should say you were fitting out a store,
Bryan" remarked Fred Binks-"two partners
and two salesmen."
"The next officer is the Bookkeeper. who
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MUM IltfCflDtNG PAGb
no, IN order to make it more interesting to the
But what does B. S. L. mean?" asked one
OF the boys. ~-Se ~-'Se
h.d mat M Is ls to be a secret to all but the mem
Be-, Vi the society, Mr. Chairman" replied
bryan, laughing.
auced decided sensation in the meeting The
fserest fos Is OF the boys was suddenly ouickened,
1yor,J are a great many people in the
LnoH VINO like to know what others don't
saIee sdhe calls for the question were reneated. q
/. co ne question is upon the appointment of
"Tbosa "Tbnieeee ~ &c OF seven" said the chairman.
bu noSe ra;e IN favor of the motion will signify it
Wy raising the hand"
g lt was carried bv unanimous ,ota Even
sSaaon SSaxson Green, who was disposed TO be a
Tied uliIiG ana ready objector. was so car
he ,aIy away by the idea of secret society that
ne pIeaiously assented
bryan was delighted at the ;nterest that
had peen awakened. 'ie ''e'' 'A-'
asked " snal this committee be appointed?"
swepsd dhPPmlnaton Pnnd by the chair!" promptly an
.hanis hane meeting voted that the nomination
Names oe SO made, and Mr.. Bush read the
oanar Vi seven OF the boys present from
tabIs bper bsdh bwaleh Bryan had just placed on the
were yerv ' mrah MN; n. In fact the proceedings
1orehand. ~ " ecieoe le" pe
commttta nanten Green was the chairman of the
The bi,,t'eee st and Bryan's name was the last on
co,,rSe urey retired to an adjoining room. Of
taihing, 5ne me Professors son had to do all the
rest of tor ne alone understood the plan. The
With WIFI ot th the committee were very much pleased
his 'n ns ene scheme as he read its details from
thouppS nts papers. They assented to everything.
chonssn bryan suggested that they couid
wished. u IL III the future II they
o,mn,i4s mhen we report 1 shall move that the
of ftb,'tee tba be constituted temporary officers
fb.f tne s League-as we may cali IL now-and
Others proceed at once to receive all the
ss;d os'9; Rr one at time, till they are admitted"
80 ss'u ,,d nryan who desired to get all the bows
meeaia % %ucn interested as possible at the frst
;nte ;te'ng. ~ AS soon as we get they, ali back
tho anu cne lodge-room we will elect officers for
sttsnd IT. nist Quarter and that will be ali we can
aSeend Som TO tonight. At the next meeting we we
Snan pc ready to perform the Ceremonies of
b.atl0G; bera tnmiah we simply admit them as mem.
+hns;a ms plan was received with intense en-
sov,,. ss and Bryan advised Saxton as to the
iorrh ~, VI report he had better made.
.o.,sS c1Sih1n1ttee returned, and the report was
ainIcISptea aiI Spp.t Bryan's motion was carried. and
an oue ehe committee retired to another room
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30
A Little Strategy

There is clever lad in town who will get
his living in this world, and no mistake For
playing truant. maternal authority cut off his
supper. Casting one fond look at the author
ess of his existence. he paused at the door to
say;
''Mother, / am going to die, and when I
am no more, wish the doctor to cut me open
and look at my stomach"
The maternal heart was filed with awful
forebodings, and the maternal voice asked
what he meant.
81 wish it to. be known" he answered.
"that 1 died of starvation"
That was enough. The small boy retired to
his little bed gorged to repletion.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30

mSHow many compose. such lodge|
Seven officers and all the members"
What are the seven offcers?"
VIZ Ihe Right Worthy Senior Partner, the
Worthy Junior Partner, the Senior and
Junior Statesmen, the Bookkeeeper, the Mes
senger and the Porter"
The Porter's place?'
AT the door, to see that none come in or 90
out without permission"
,6rother Porter, what do you represent
:, CONSCIENCE, which should be sentry over
Porter.
"The Messengers pIace?"
Partner"
Brother Messenger your duty?"
10 carry messages for the firm, to lead
newcomers and speak for them" answered
Bryan ryan
What do you represent?"
Good Reading, which brings the messages
frt Of Honesty, nest Truth and Justice to the mind,
1.-THE Bookkeeeper's placer"
at the right of the Right Worthy Senior
Partner, replied the Messenger.
BRO Brother Bookkeeper, your duty?"
10 keep the accounts and take care of the
money of the lodge"
What do you represent"
| Mediation, which enables the members to
understand how they stand morally at any
time"
''The Junior Salesman's placer"
At the right centre of the lodge-room," an
swered the Bookkeeper.
Brother. Junior Salesman, your duty?"
10 receive the seven promises of all new
comers."
"What do you representa-
| Justice, to remind all who enter the lodge
| that those who seek Justice for themselves
must be just to others, be they friends or
foes"
"Why are you sometimes blindfolded?"
Because justice should know neither friend
nor foe."
faTha Sopior So1ac,non,s r1ooa2O
"At the left centre of the lodge"
Brother Senior Salesman your duty?"
"To invest the newcomers with the emblem
of the order, to explain it's meaning to them.
should be kept and worm"
"What do you represent"
"Truth, to remind members that they should
speak, act and live the truth"
''The Worthy Junior Partners place"
Opposite the Right Worthy Senior Part
ner."
Worthy Junior Partner, your, duty?"
"To assist the Right Worthy Senior Part
ner in all his duties and perform them in his
absence"
'fWhat do you representa-"
| Honesty, the keystone in the arch of fair
dealing among men and merchants without
which no member can be true and just to him
| self and others.
.''The Right Worthy Senior Partners place"
| cat the head of the lodge room"
ellis duty Worthy Junior Partner?"
"To preside over and govern the lodge, as
sisted by the other officers" replied the Junior
Partner, who in this instance answered for his
superior.
"What does he representa-?
"Power, because he is the authority of the
lodge, thus reminding every member that he
has the power to control his own actions, and,
therefore, has the power to be Honest, True
and just"
"But who represents the WHIP"
mo one can represent the will for others,
and each member must find it and use it for
himself"
"My brothers, though Faith, Hope and
Charity are not visibly represented in our or
der they will be ever near to those members
who seek the Truth love Honesty, and do
Justice to all men. declare this lodge open
for such other business may come before
it."
And the presiding officer raped three times
on the table with his pocket-knife in place of
gavel.
CTo BE CONTINUED NEXT sunday
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he had copy of tie "ritnsp, fu.ies, for oL but t
them, SO that they could read their narts IT'S u
In the order Of the B. S. Z. there are
seven seven officers" said Bryan, as he moved The
oo'if on fbe table pebt on at5 the platform that t
armchair used by the presiding offner EpG OF he The
Right iSe . Worthy Senior Partner who who is the be
cnIef OF the organization, sits here WIG
:: F9r TINS occasion Saxton Green was placed
Ind nS Smaef at and he was not dspesed to
"What do you call him?' asked ab Robert Cad
woo wooa, ~, t,aughlIng 2f;I The name is longer than
.,;oI The e Right Worthy Senior Partner" re-
Of the firm" nc - d' tne head
II he ne is the Right Worthy, where is the
LeIt worthy, or the Wrong Worthy. as the
case may be?' inquired Fred Binks.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30

covery and conquest.
England's sailors made England the fore
most nation in the world, and England's fleets
have preserved her colonies time and time
again from destruction and capture. As a
consequence England is. Justly proud of her
sailors, and of all her famous admirals, none
SO adored as Nelson.
There is no doubt that Nelson saved Eng
land from destruction. He destroyed Ma
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30
CHAPTER XVIII

LIZ young men in the outer room were
asinost am boiling over with curiosity;
81 Gut Ghey had to wait some time be-
g9 ~ ~ ;nsty sney were called. for Bryan had
tE 20 instruct the temporary officers In
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Copyright by James nlyerson.

NGLAND'S glory has always been,
and always will be, in her mastery
OF the sea. From her insular posi-
tion, her natives easily became im-
bued with love for the ocean,
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Mystery in Charm.

There Is considerable mystery In
the finding of Knight Templar' s
charm by City Marshal Eugene Will
liams. The charm, the regulation
Maltese cross Of the order, was found
In the little enclosure just back of
the city hall and had evidently been
placed by somebody reaching hand
through a hole that dogs had dug
under the fence.
On one side OF the cross was en-.
graved the words 7. Dyer, Com
mandery No. l, Cheyenne. Tim
Dyer was an old time hotel keeper in
Cheyenne but died years ago. Mar
shal Williams knew him we'll. The
matter Of finding out how the charm
came to be placed there has been
taken up by Mr.. Williams.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Byron's Goose.

One OF the odd things remember.
ed OF Byron was his careful OBJ.
servance of English customs abroad
customs maintained with an accom-.
Panlment of abuse of his native
land. lie religiously ate plum pud.
ding at Christmas and roast goose
on Michaelmas day. An acouaint-
ance ehronlcled a droll consequence
OF this last fancy. Buying a large
goose at Pisa early enough to fatten
1t for Miehaelmas, the poet proceed
ed to feed it himself daily. Alas !
AS the fateful day arrived he
found himself so fond of the crea-
ture that he determined to spare it's
life and buy another in its nlace
Inc resplted fowl now began to
travel with him, being swung in a
cage under his carriage"
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Caiviu.HodRpeth.

Miss Maud Calvin and william j.
Hedgpeth were married Wednesday
evening, June 26, at the home of the
BRIDES parents, Mr.. and Mrs. N T.
Calvin, 1924 Tenth street. The
house was prettily decorated with
pink and white roses and the couple
stood under canopy of the same
blossoms. The ceremony was per-
formed at 8 80 O'Clock by Rev. Good
rich Of the Christian church in the
presence of thirty guests. A nice
luncheon was served by Mrs. Calvin.
The bride has been employed with
the Colorado Telephone company and
has many friends. The groom is ar
engineer on the G. & S.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hedgpeth left fol
the southern part of the state to visi!
his parents few weeks.
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At His Wits End.

lie sat IN his office musing. .tNow,
here are two tickets for the thsater
tonight, he said. IF | ask Jones
10 60 with me I'm sure to find out
when | get home to dinner that it's
'he only thing that's been here in a
year that my wife really wants to
see; ana If | don't ask any one to 20
and plan to take her Ill learn when
~ LOO late to make any change
that nothing could hire her to Sit
through the old piece"
ne puzzled his head over the
question for an hour, and then be
tossed up quarter to decide what
ne YOU'D 40, although he knew hs
would lose whichever way it came.
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N. A. BUNKER DEAD
Stricken Down Right in Prime
of Life

NJ. A. Bunker, one OF the pest
known and most useful citizens oi
Greeley, died at the Greeley hospita
at about O'Clock last Sunday even
ing from appendicitis.
Mr.. Bunker was born in Maine
fifty-tiye years ago and came to Colo
RADIO in the late seventies. Fol
three or four years he was In the
dairy business at Leadville.
In 1880 Mr.. Bunker came TO Gree
ley and married Miss Louise WIN
slow, young musician of promise
The ceremony was performed at the
home Of Mr.. and Mrs. L. A. Cog
gins, in the house. 1903 Tenth ave-
nue., now the home OF S, A. klien'
The following year Mr.. and MIS-
Bunker came to Greeley to make
their home. Mr.. Bunker and Mr.
Coggins bought a big ranch near
Grover. afterwards known as the
Adams & Bunker ranch. Late years
he has been engaged In WOOL deaiIhe,
being one OF the most extensive
brokers in the west.
At the time he was taken i'll Mr..
Bunker was In Wyoming on one OF
his periodical business trips and the
fact that he was too far away from
home to reach the right medical aid
was probably responsible for his
death. Although an operation was
performed it was too late to do any
good.
The funeral services we're held
from the beautiful family home, 1929
Tenth street, at 10 O'Clock yesterday
forenun, Rev. John Doane conduct
ing the services.
Mr.. Bunker leaves a widow and
several children.
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TERRIBLE OFFENDERS.
On Such All Sympathy Would
Be Wasted

A party OF six well-known Greeley
young men, including two Normal
school teachers, were sitting in the
park few evenings ago when one of
them pulled out q small pen knife
and commenced to play q solitary
game of mumble-the- peg. The game
proved SO diverting that the others
Joined him with the same weapon.
In few minutes, they say. the park
policeman came In sight and threat
ened to put them all under arrest for
digging up the lawn. The fact of
the matter was that the knife blade
was hardly large enough to reach
through the thick grass to the
ground.
But in spite OF Gil of this we are
inclined to think that the officer was
right and that his Javert instincts
should never have permitted him to
condone the offense. He should have
hailed those six young men into
court and they should have been
tried before jury of six lonesome
young maldens who were swinging
solitarily In as many lonesome ham
mocks while the male sextette were
trying to kill six lonesome hours
with so trite and old fashioned
game as mumble-the. peg.
No sir. young men. you get no
sympathy here.
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Elect Officers.

At the meeting of the Poudre Val.
ley lodge, No. -, l. o. o. F., last
Tuesday evening the following
officers were elected:
P. E. Boyle, N. G.; G. c. Grey,
v. c.: ]. c. Alderman, warden; A.
J. Condor, conductor; J. A. Nc
Clintock, right supporter N. c.; D.
R. Smith, left supporter N. G.; G.
H. Wadsworth, 1. S. G. ]. A. Rose,
o. S. c.; H. N. Haines, chaplin
II. G. Pennington, R. S. v. G.: Fl.
Danielson, L. S. V. g.; Tom Welsh,
b. S. Supporter; S. S. Bollinger, l..
S. supporter.
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away from its hitching poe, 0
Eighth avenue and ran up the street
The buggy 1t was pulling strucs an
demolished three other buggiss o
III e street. one of which was ecu
pied by Mrs. Stukey. She had
severe cut over one eye.
Rev. and Mrs. G. W. Eu ieh c
Gardenville, New, spent last Tn1fs
day in Greeley the guests of M. an
Mrs. S. F. McCreery. Rev. &Emis
is pastor of the Methodist churth a
Gardenville and they have beer visit
ing relatives In Fort Collins. MT,
Emigh is an old.time friend Of Mis-
McCreery. They left Friday svsnin
for Denver where they will visit be
fore returning home.
Calvin Randolph started for II
mountains last Saturday. A ts'
weeks ago when the dam At Cham
ber's lake broke Mr.. Randolph va
at their cottage on the upper sPoodr
and was obliged to leave his horse
In the pasture up there and to val
fifteen miles to the Rustic, where h
took the stage. The roads were S
badly washed out by the flood tina
he could not take his team baek will
him.
Last Saturday afternoon J. A
Beyrer was injured while attenptin!
to stop runaway horse on Eleventh
street. Mr.. Beyrer was on his whee
and stopped the horse but In reach
ing for the lines his wheel ran int
the buggy and he was throwr
violently to the ground, striking hi
head and rendering him unconscious
He was carried to the home OF ]. B
McCutcheon and was able to b
about the next day though he suffered
number of severe bruises.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Bad Burn Quickly Healed.

II am SO delighted with what
Chamberlain's Salve has done: for me
that feel bound to write and tell
you so, says Mrs. Robert Mytton,
457 John street, Hamilton, Ontario.
MY little daughter had bad burn
on her knee. applied Chamber
lain's Salve aud It healed beauti-
fully" This salve allays the pain
Of burn almost Instantly. 1t is
for sale by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Off for Eaton.

The Union Pacific viii run special
trains to and from Eaton today.
The first leaves here at As a. m, !,
leaving Eaton again at II As to bring
people to Greeley for dinner. 1t
will go back at 2 O'Clock and leave
Eaton again at 5 30 for supper, re-
turning leave Greeley at ! O'CLOCK
and leaving Eaton at 9 80 after the
fireworks.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Road Is Repaired.

John Zimmerman writes to the
tribune from Home, Colo. stating
that the road which was washed out
a couple of weeks ago by the break.
ing OF Chambers lake dam has now
been completely repaired. The
bridges were to be completed last
week. Fishing has not been dam
aged in the least.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
WEDDINGS
GauSS-RobinSon,

Miss Theresa Gauss and George ID.
Robinson of Lamar, Colo, acre
married Wednesday morning, June
26, at the home of the BRIDES par
ents, Rev. and Mrs. o. W. Gauss.
The ceremony was performed by the
BRIDES father in the presence of the
immediate relatives of the couple.
Miss Gauss taught in the Greeley
schools this last year. The groom
is business man of Lamar, where
they will reside.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Take the Postmaster's Word for It.

Mr.. F. NJ. Hamilton, postmaster
at Cherryvale, Ind, keeps also a
stock of general merchandise and
patent medicines. He says
''Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera. and
Diarrhoea Remedy is standard here
in its line. 1t never fails to give
satisfaction and we could hardly
afford to be without it" For sale
by all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
DEATHS
Parker.

Claud Parker, age 25 years, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Parker, Of La
Sale, died June 81, at Butte, Mont.
The remains were brought back for
burial and the funeral was held
Tuesday afternoon in the Eagles
hall in Evans, the Eagles conduct
Ing the services.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
IohnstoWn Is Wet.

The town OF Johnstown was in
corporated and the first election held
last Thursday. II. j. Parrish was
elected mayor with Messrs. Allen,
Letford. Claycomb, SAMSON, Parkin
and Whitaker trustees. The liquor
question was voted on by separate
ballot and the town went wet by a
vote of Al to Is.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
UNWRITTEN lkN.
.The Code" as II 10 Understood In the
Southern States.

.rhe Code" as II 10 Understood In the
Southern States.
They call it "the CODE in the
southern states, and to this day the
codeIoften takes precedence of stat
ute law among men OF southern
birth.
The code is this: If man insults
you by publicly calling you liar or
in any other fashion you do not
knock him down on the spot, as you
would in some states, but you warn
the man that you will shoot him on
sight. The warning must be in the
presence of witnesses or in writing.
Then you 60 home and get your pis-
tol. and the other man presumably
does the same thing. After that
wherever YOU and your adversary
meet the one who sees the other
first opens fire, or if the recognition
is simultaneous it is merely ques-
ton of which can pull his pistol
quickest.
Usually one is killed or badly in
jured. But if the warning has been
given in due form it is 10 to l that
the jury will not convict the killer.
The verdict is self defense" or at
most "manslaughter." There is
hardly case on record of murder
er being hung for his share in q
duel of this kind, however one
sided.
If the cause of the quarrel has
ANYTHING to do with an insult offer
ed to a lady of the challenger's fam
ilv the latter is far safer than if he
had killed dog. In most cases he
walks out of court amid the cheers
of the audience.
There was ghastly tragedy at
Oak Grove, Va. A man named
Marx quarreled with neighbor
over an alleged insult to young
lady. In the ensuing atfray Marx
killed Taylor and two of his friends
and seriously wounded fourth.
The coroner's jury decided that
Marx had acted in self defense and
exonerated him.
To some ears this code of the
southern states sounds wicked and
criminal to degree. Yet the
southern code of honor is certainly
no worse than that prevailing in
the German and Austrian armies.
If German or Austrian officer
quarrels with another of his own
rank duel must take place at once.
The insulted man is in coventry
till blood is she'd. But if the insult
is from one so much higher in rank
that the other cannot challenge, the
latter is doomed to commit suicide.
The late Archduke Otto, the Aus
trian emperor's nephew, got tipsy
one night and brought crew of
boon companions to the doors of
his wife's suit. A young lieutenant
on duty drew his sword and swore
he would run the first man through
who touched the door handle. Otto
struck the boy in the face and then
retreated. The lieutenant could
not challenge one of royal blood.
He prepared to commit suicide.
Most happily the story came to the
emperor,s ears. He telegraphed the
lieutenant and Otto to attend at
once at the Hofburg.
Then he rated Otto fercelv and
ended by saving: "Your royal rank
precludes Lieutenant from
challenging you. But no restric-
ton binds me-" With that he
stepped up to the archduke and
struck him heavy blow on the
cheek with his open hand. "Now
Co. he babe him. Then he turned
to the Lieutenant and embraced
him. "You will receive your com
mission as captain tonight" he said,
"and a with it your exchange to an
other station" = Chicago Record
Herald
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04

The Tribune will run an excursion
to Glacier Lake and Eldora on the
Switzerland Trail Tuesday, July Is.
Bring well-tlled lunch basket and
enjoy one of the most delightful
mountain trips in the state. Train
time and rates from the different
points will be found on first page of
this issue.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
For Sale.

Choice residence lots at REASONABLE
prices, in Arlington Heights, Arl.
ington park and Normal school ad-
ditions. Also fve-acre tracts In
Arlington Heights at prices that
will make you money. Terms with.
in the reach OF all. Low rate of in
terest. VIM. F. Stephens, agent,
room POI opera house block.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Constipation.

For constipation there is nothing
quite SO nice as Chamberlain Stom.
ach and Liver Tablets. Tbev always
produce pleasant movement NJ the
bowels without any dsapreeable
ehect. Price, % cents. Samnles
free. All druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Opportunities in the Texas psrhora,.

Very low homeseekers, ,,to, 49,
ohered by the Colorado & southern
10 points in Texas for the land
seeker. Let US tell you abont tho
country co n : and the rates. 7. h. Fish.
er, G. P. A., Denver
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
West.

Mrs. Minerva West, wife of J. w.
West, died Friday. June %, at their
home, 1924 Tenth street, aged 5s
years. The family has lived here a
year. Mrs. West returned a week
before her death. from a visit to her
former home in. Nebraska. The re-
mains were shipped to Gothenburg,
Neb.. for burial.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Naxareno.

Miss Lillian Denney will occupy
the pulpit at the large tent just west
OF the high school building on next
Sunday evening. Having returned
from India she comes highly recon-
mended to the pastor and | predict
for her good hearing. j. ". King,
pastor.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Congregational.
Public worship and celeb

Public worship and celebration Of
Lords supper 10:45 a. m. Sunday
school u m. Christian Endeayor
$50 p. m. A patriotic meeting.
There will be no evening preaching
service.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Do You Want the F...,,

se,1 See ;. Woodruff ", & Mumper. They
1e.' 1,, IL IN IN lots. Rooms is and "a
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Normal Hill Lots

500 ts yy VI .hem' Choicest locations.
Bank block. Union
The Greeley tribune., 1907-07-04
Dirt for Eillinn

We have dirt in anv ,,
suitable for filling Iavns rs'"0's.es a.e
'iohES CONCRETE CO.