The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-08
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\ As good long argument for prohi-4 bition, what's the matter with Mr. Fatr-s banks? ' Texas boasts a bride crop of 42.0o0 but hers are no sweeter than Alahama's.
 The Washington smart set objects to Minister Wu because ne attends after noon teas given by department clerks and saiesiadiesA Tea.hee'
 Let is hope that the Bishops at their convention in Richmond partook Of some of Virginia's famous pot-licker and hoe cake. Mosquitoes never disturb dlrnples # ; there Is head of red hair asovs pass them.
 The secret is out -The Posts para grapher is ed-headea and dimpieds
 It is more blessed not to give than to so into the hands of @ receiver.
 A brain-storm is nothing but wrecx on the train of thought.
 when you SC ca woman sdressed up carefully below the knees she expects to , meet some muddy street crossings.--~
 Ana few adns.rins glanoes NBecause the soda water man charges the fountain Is no reason why ne snouiu charge the drinks.
 Oh. yes, the auack doctor calls his girl his little duckie and then sns thinks she's right in the swim. Good morning-havs you met your affinity?
 Speaking of that ovation in New York harbor a while back, MT. Bryan must surely recall the old song Abs sence Makes the Heart Grow Ponder"
 A little wtaow now and then is relish ed by the wisest men.
 Our dreams are shaped by what we think about and see when awake. says frat Ira saw-bones had evidently witt messed some of the figures in a bur. lesque show the day before the night after,
 A Colorado girl killed a bob-cat with 8 pistol the other day. We'll bet the noIe in a doughnut she is a school- narm and red-headed.
 MT. Rockefeller is responsible for the statement that the trusts will Dc Ins savings banks of the toilers. Yes, one of these ''tims-deposit" schemes.
 Some one has figured out that it costs $26,000 to educate the average boy. Perhaps so, if you also include the hor- rtbIy dear old school of Experiences.
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 stockings way down" said placar4 in a shop window recently, and you'd Q thought there was fire or a murder the way the boys rubbered.
 When it comes to spending money the King of Siam can make some of these Pittsburg- chorus-fady-squaw men look like 30 cents.
 who's that fellow over there looking so henpecked and miserable?
 That's Jones. a friend of mine"
 And who's that other unhappy, seedy guy looking so longingly at those boys going into the pool-roon."
 "Oh, he's married, too!"N
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 The leaves are red (this is not gush- ing) at the tree-limbs, bare' maybe they're blushing.
 Where are the friends of other days1 Oh. looking for some other guy with money to spend.
 Not According to HOyle.
 Maud Muller. who one summers day Raked the meadow sweet with nay, Has joined the union, so they say. And now has struck for higher pay. .old Grimes is dead the people said. I asked them why--one shook ms head.
  Was elected to Vice-Prestdent ,r Jack be nimble, Jack be quick" Jack jumped over a house of brick, "What?" asked, caused all this zeal. The people said. "Why an automobile" The day is cold and dark and dreary. It rains and the winds are never weary. why I asked. does the world seem "we've lost the pennsnt." the people
 said.'
 Little o-Peep has lost her sheep And can't tell where to find em Says Little Bo-Peep Teddy Beare are cheap At last--so never mind 'em." A soldier. of the Legion lay dying in
 Algfefs,
 There was lack of womans nursing: There was lack of womans tears,
 His tongue. was burnt and parching,
 But death had for him no fears, "I wouldn't give darn" he said:
 If I only had three beers!