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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-12-08

NJ Is certain long OeloTo Jne act 10 over That
the Generals happiness will be dashed to
earth by the news Of the Union Ambush,
we can only bid them be Of good cheer
this is a melodrama they are looking on,
and besides Frank keenan, as the General
Is acting very well indeed, displaying a
power to suggest tenderness hitherto I'M
suspected. Work such as Mr.. keenan,
does in this play is not lightly 10 be passed
over. He il still q little angular in style,
a little acid, q little suggestive OF the man
whose effects are somehow cramped in the
creation, so that they do not come from
him quite with ease and s~pontaneity. But
his range is wider in this part than il has
ever been before, his personal presence
more charming and his emotional ex-
pressions far greater. IL was always hia
gift to visualize q character and suoordi-
nate all details to that picture and its under
lying significance. He could see a part
whole. But as Gen. Warren he sees q part
large az well, and he is able TO make It tell
not only pictorially but emotionally. to
make IL live a. q person, not q picture.
This testy, proud. tender. courtly, narrow
minded. big hearted Confederate COM
mander OF his 10 the one breathing figure
in the play, the me character that exists
after the ina curtain has fallen, however
Interested you may be in he fate of the
others while the story is in full race.
And because 1t 10 a living character.
and because Mr.. keenan, plays IL so well.
perhaps you will leave the theatre wishing
that the last act had been the first. Sitting
under the roses before his Colonial mansion
five years after the war. worn out with
rlc,, ~hsnw- D.. . W.rr-n ~ v1r~,nta go,ooA
erals story has just begun. The curtain
In just rum up on the tragedy OF the old
South. No meIodrama can depict ade-
quateIy the great struggle OF 81 to 's5; no
drama. however deep and serious. can pack
that tremendous bloodshed into the poor
traffic Of an evening on the stage. But the
rcalist could take the warrsPs on their
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15
WILL KNOW BETTER HEREAFTER
Young Men Come OF Second Best In
Encounter With PoreupIne.

Literally living pin.cushions and
filled with porcuplne quills from their
ankles to their thighs, Burt Seavey
and Cullen Jorden, of Scarboro, were
taken to a Portland physician for
treatment after a battle with two
giant Maine hedgehogs," which they
had encountered in a wood road while
returning from work. The physician
plucked more than 80 quills from the
legs OF each man, but no serious re-
suits are expected. unless blood pois
oning sets in.
AS soon as the two young farmers
came upon the porcupines, just be.
fore dusk, they picked up clubs and
started for the animals. The hedge
hogs, as they are called hereabouts,
jabbed their needle.pointed quilts into
the farmers legs. The young men
responded with short, but sharp
attack with their clubs, but the hedge
hogs proved to have the better weapon
and carried the day. Although one
of them was left stretched out on the
ground, the other retreated trium.
phantly and In good order, master OF
the situation. while the two agricul.
turists llmped home and out of harms
way as speedily as possible-N. Y.
World.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15
Facts Small But Divertlno.

The Saturday Review never wearies
OF jibes at America. at American mil
llonaires and canned shoes. Its brains
never refuse to invent epithets for us
not at all smooth and fattering All
evil practices originate In America,
as the Review sees the w,rld. Is food
adulterated in any country?-if the
importation itself Is not from America,
the idea Is. The Cosmopolitan is led
to wonder. then. II the Saturday Re.
view noted in another London print,
by daily issue, conversation heard
In the London slums and OF this i'm.
port:
Social Worker. visiting home, to
young woman-What do you work at?
Young Woman-I works In Jam
factory.
What do you do there?"
80 makes the seeds.
=" Make the SEEDS? Wa. =
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15
CRITIC MAY BE FOOLED.
Alexander Pope Showed II in Days
Of Old.

What can be more mirth,provoking
than the naive simplicity with which
a pompous critic, who prides himself
on his lynx-eyed acuteness, will some
times walk into trap that has been
set for him? When Alexander Pope
was translating Homer. he read, by
'equest, several books Of the "Iliad"
20 Lord Halifax-whom he character.
Izes as literary coxcomb-at his
house. During the reading his lord
hip several times stopped the poet
md suggested that certain passages
night be improved. Pcrplexed and
rritated by the advice, the poet with.
rev with Garth, who laughed heartily
Il the incident, and told him to leave
he verses just as they were-to call
n Halifax month later, thank him
or his criticisms, and then read again
10 verses to him unaltered. Pope
ollowed this advice, saying to Hali.
AK that he hoped his lordship would
row find his objections removed
Upon which Halifax, delighted. cried
out: "Ay, now they are perfectly
right. nothing could be better
Success.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15
SPECIAL LOCALS

Notices inserted under this head at
the rate of 5 cents per line per week,
or 30 cents per month.
Ror Rent-Furnished room for man
and wife. 2234 Lawrence street.
MACHINE SEWED soles a he
Jackson Shoe Company, 10 cents,
FOR RENT-Furnished room, at
2317 Lawrence, for gentleman. 1l-2O
FOR RENT-Furnished front room.
2435 Arapahoe st. IL
FOR RENT-A large furnished
room. Apply at 1925 Welton street
FOR RENT-Nceily furnished rooms
at 27l5 Arapahoe street, Phone Red
29l7. Mrs, Clara HerndOn.
FOR RENT Rooms for light house
eeping. Call at this office.
FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms
in modern house at 1881 Stout Street.
Mrs. Sarah Roundtree. 1905
For Rent-turnished rooms with
gas and bath at 2227 Lincoln avenue
Mrs. Fl. W. Wade. GIG
For Rent-Nicely furnished or un
furnished rooms at reasonable prices
at 2SlO Arapahoe street. Phone Red
80. Mrs. S. J. Buchanan. GIG
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms in
modern house for man and wife or
gentlemen, at 262l Curtis st. Mrs. A.
]. Taylor 2-l
For Rent-Neatly furnished rooms
At 2214 Arapahoe street. Phone Main
s0Oa.
FOR RENT-Nice, neat, furnished
rooms at 2liS Curtis street. Mrs. Cor
nealius.
FOR RENTAL 1S41 Lawrence St,
nicely furnished outside rooms for "
per week. Also warm transient rooms
For Rent-Furnished rooms in mod
ern house and good neighborhood.
1868 Marion street. Address Mrs. Eva
Bennon.
FOR RENT-Three nice rooms for
gentlemen at 1923 Twenty-third street.
Apply evenings or Sunday.
For Rent-Newly furnished rooms
at 6l9 Nineteenth street; close In.
Mrs. Lulu b. Hamilton. 10-l5
Nicely furnished rooms in modern
house at 19i5 Curtis street. Mrs. sa-
rah Henderson. 1922
Three furnished rooms for rent at
1866 Pearl street. Phone White 2644.
Mrs. ]. F. Hayes 2-22
Wait for the big show the 2Sth OF
February.
FOR RENT-One large front room
and one side room at 23i4 Grant ave
nue.. Modern house. Mrs. II. II. George,
Phone Black 2l74. 1920
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15

Newly furnished rooms complete for
ss a month; $3.50 per week for two
people. Mrs. Hayes. 1866 Pearl street.
Call after Cor Sundays
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15

Good women wishing work by the
week or month and ladies wanting
such help, will please call Mrs. Mary
E. Wade, 2227 Lincoln Ave Call
BON 8 a. NJ. to up. m. Phone Red
N47.
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished rooms
at 1858 Curtis street Mrs. ]. J
Brown. 12-5
Franklin's paper the statesman., 1907-02-15

The Pekin Chilli Parlor, 2535 Wash.
lngton avenue. Mrs. Dora Martin,
Proprietor. III
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
MILWAUKEE
NURSERIES
MILWAUKEE,, OREGON.
N. b. HARVEY

GUlGNARD& R0SlGER, Local Agents, Heed Rive
We will have ior the Fall trade $1,000
one and two year Odd Yellow Newtown
Pippin and Spitzenburg apple trees.
also all lhr leading variedies OF Apple,
Pear, Plum, Prune, Peach, Cherry and
Eugllsh wainut trees, ornamental trees,
shrubs and Roses. Our trees are true
to name and give good satisfaction. For
prices cali TN August Guignard, Hood
River, or address N. b. Harvey, Milwau.
xee, Oregon. Phone 1853.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
the Churches.


MISUNDERSTANDING at II a. m. and
8 p. m. Sabbath school 10 a. m; Ep-
worth League z p. m. Prayer meeting
Thursday evening. All cordially invit.
ed. w. q. Evans, pastor.
st Marks Episcopal Church. Holy
Communion at 8 O'Clock; morning
prayer at II. and evening prayer at
1880.
U. B. Church-Sabbath school, 10 a.
M; preaching, IL q. m; Y. p. G. E.
7:l5 p. M. preaching, 8 p. IN. Prayer
meeting at s p. IN. Wednesday. All are
cordially invited to attend all or any of
these services. Pastor, J. w. Sprecher.
Christian Church. at X. of
P. hall the first, third, fourth and fifth
Sundays of each IN, nth. Services at
Odell the second Sunday of each month,
w. A. WOOD, Pastor
Baptist church-Sunday school 10
a. m. preaching IL a. m.; Junior b.
f.P. u. 3 p. m. evening service. 80.
Riverside Congregational Church,
W. G Gilmore, pastor. Services Sun
day at IL a. M, Christian Endeavor
at Q 2: m., evening worship at 8 p. m.
Belmont NJ. f. Churchill. @. Clark,
pastor. Services, Belmont: Sunday
school at 10 a. m; Glass meeting at ii
a. III. Epworth League p. IN. preach
ing every Sunday evening and I'd Sun
day in month at IL a. m. Prayer meet
ing Thursday 7:30 p. m. Services at
Pine Grove same as above except preach
ing, which is on LIST and Sd Sundays at
IL a. m. Crapper.--lst and Sd Sundays
at 8 80; Sunday school at 2:S0. Mount
Hood. 4th Sunday at IL a. m.
Sunday school at 10 q. m.
Catholic Church - Regular servicse
very Sunday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
GIFTS TO A WIFE.
The Sentiment That Is Dear IA Che
Heart of N Won,au

The Sentiment That II Dear Ia shs
Heart of "a Woman.
In recent divorce case the husband
when asked If he ever made his wife
any Christmas or birthday presents
replied:
NO; am sorry to say | never did
gave Mrs. - power to draw on nv
bank account and to buy anything she
wanted. | was mistaken. That was
not all l should have done. That did
not take the place of my buying things
and taking them home TO herr
1t is astonishing how little even the
majority of husbands know about the
Feminine nature. | recently heard
young wife say that she would rather
have her husband bring her bunch of
vlolets than give her ten times the
money they cost. But she said she
could never make him appreciate the
fact that money was not all that she
needed.
know men who never think os TAX
ing home bunch Of flowers to their
wives. They either think it unneces-
sary extravaganza or that if their
wives want flowers they can get them
themselves. They do not realize that
women prize the little courtesies, the
little attentions and evidences of
thoughtfulness more than money. It
Is the invitation to the little outing or
vacation, the little trip to another city,
the bringing home of tickets to the
theater or opera or to the concert or
lecture-it is the hundred and one lit
tie things that make the average wo-
man happy and not merely the fact
that her imperative wants are supplied
in a lump sum-
Most men overlook the fact that it
does not take so much, after all, to
satisfy the average woman. 1t is
largely a question of the right spirit, |
Of doing the things which indicate |
thoughtfulness. Just giving wife a |
check once in awhile, no matter how |
large it may be, or telling her to draw |
as much as she needs from your bank |
account will not satisfy a womanly |
woman. 1t is yourself she wants with |
the money.-Success Magazine.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Don't permit pretended friends to ex-
aggerate your sorrows.
ANY man is. unreliable when talking
about his side Of the case.
Most people expect dollars worth
of thanks for fifty cent present.
10 be successful one must know
when to grant and when to refuse con-
ceasions.
A discontented person Is bad enough
to live with, but self satisfied person
IL lots worse.
Too many people think II isn't wrong
to lie about a man who lives a hun
dred miles away.
After a man has earned your busi-
ness don't give it to the other fellow
Just to be contrary.
The average woman keeps a cook
just long enough for the cook to peer
into all the closets and get good looks
at the family Observation-Disclosures
Globe.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
PLANETARY VITALITY.
Earthquakes Can Take Place Only On
Living Globes.

Earthqaa<es Can Take Place Only On
Living Globes.
a moon quake is now unthinkable.
because the moon Is as dead as q door
nail. Our satellite is "ever foreshad-
owing our own ultimate doom, like the
mummy at Egyptian banQuets," but in
the meantime, IL the Edinburgh Re
view has correctly conceived the teach
ings of seismology, the inhabitants Of
earth may console themselves for the
havoc wrought through earthquakes
by rejecting that they demonstrate
the vitality of our planet. In that dis
tant past when the moon actually
quaked there may-some scientists de-
clare there must-have been forms Of
animation on its surface. Though the
moon, by reason Of its smaller size,
was bound to lose Its atmosphere, It
must have taken millions of years to
do so, and there may have been time
for the cycle Of life, from the primeval
germ up to sentient beings and down
again to the hardest lingering plant
cells, to run its full circle" The writer
in the Edinburgh Review continues to
develop this line of thought:
Earthquakes are sign of planetary
vitality. They would seem to be char
acteristic of the terrestrial phase Of
development. Effete globes like the
moon can scarcely be subject to the
stress to which they are due, nor can
they be very suitably constituted for
the propagation of elastic waves. In
choate worlds, such as Jupiter and
Saturn, are still less likely to be the
scenes Of reverberating conclusions.
Their materials have not yet acquired
the necessary cohesion. They are
pasty or fluid, IL not partially vapor-
ous On the earth the seismic epoch
presumably opened when, exterior So
lidification having commenced. the geo
logical ages began to run. II will last
so long as peaks crumble aud rivers
carry sediment so long as the areal
distribution of loads fiuctr ates and
strains evoke forces adequate for their
catastrophe relief.
eOur globe Is By its elasticity kept
habitable, The separation Of sea from
dry land is thus and not otherwise
maintained. The alterations Of eleva-
ton and subsistence manifest the con,
tinual activity of this reserve Of en-
ergy. The dimensions of the globe we
inlabit depend upon the balance of
pressure and expansiveness. Relaxa-
tion or enhancement of either instant
ly occasions bending inward or an
arching outward OF the crust. Just by
these sensitive reactions the planet It.
self shows itself to be alive. and seis-
mic thrillings are the breaths II
draws."-Current Literature.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
West Indian Negroes.

The West Indian negro is a born
poacher. He catches the quail by the
cruel expedient Of strewing finely pow.
dered cayenne or bird pepper in the
little dust pits where the birds 'wash." I"
The burning powder gets into the eyes
OF the birds. which, confused and help
less, are then easily caught. When he
wants a wholesale supply OF fish. he
explodes a piece Of dynamite. which
was probably intended for the making
OF new government roads, over a hole
In mountain stream. and the fish are
killed by the concussion. But his IA
vorite resource is the bark of the dog
wood tree. This he drops into river
hole, and the mullet, intoxicated,
comes to the surface Of the water.
This singular property Of the dogwood
has caused 1t to be employed az q mar.
cotic.-Pearson's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31

A first class journeyman tailor who
is both sensitive and ambitious must
have more than his share of sadness
and heartache. The completeness with
which he Is ignored by those who are
made happy by his workmanship can
not fail to cause him mental agony.
The bosses know him and appreciate
his work, and so do his fellow crafts
men, but that is all. Beyond them he
Is unknown, unthought Of. His work
goes out into the world to delight and
to be admired. but 1t brings to him
neither fame nor praise. He is no
more thought of or considered by those
who wear with pride a garment he
made than the sheep Is from whose
back the wool was sheared that went
to Its making.-American Tailor and
Cutter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31

school for SO Tong a Tine as nrry-ssgnr
years. Nobody ever fiogged 90 many
boys as he. The pupil was the theo-
logan, DIR. South. 1t Is told-I am
sure the story is true-that when South
came as a small boy to Westminster
busby greeted him with the ominous
words: Il see great talents In that
sulky little boy. and my rod shall
bring them out" II 30, he was no
doubt as good as his word. But when
South lay upon his deathbed 1t was
his last prayer to be buried at his old
masters feet, and the master and the
pupil now rest side by side.-Nine-
teenth Century.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
WHEN MACAULAY SPOKE.
Then Flowed a Torrent of Oratory
and Euphony.

Then Flowed Torrent of Oratory
and Euphony.
What can be the matter? Doors ol.en,
members r'sh out; members are tear
ing past you from all points in one d.
rection-toward the house. Then wigs
and gowns appear. They tell you with
happy faces their committees have ad-
journed, and then come third class,
the gentlemen of the press, hilarious.
Why, what's the matter? Matter!
Macaulay is up. You join the runners
In moment 1t was an announcement
one hadn't heard for years, and the
passing of the word "Macaulay's up"
emptied committee rooms now as be-
fore 1t emptied clubs; the old voice,
the old manners and the old style
glorious speaking; well prepared, care
fully elaborated, confessedly essayish,
but spoken with perfect art and con-
summate management, the grand con-
yersation of a man of the world con-
fding his learning and his recollections
anu HIS lOSlC W pbitJ Va
and Just raising his voice enough to be
heard through the room.
As the house filed he got prouder
and more oratorical, and then he pour
ed out his speech with rapidity. in
creasing after every sentence, till 1t
became q torrent Of the richest words,
carrying his hearers with him into en-
thusasm and yet not leaving them
time to cheer The great orator was
trembling when he sat down. The ex-
element of triumph overcame MIN,
and he had scarcely the self possession
to acknowledge the eager praises which
were offered by the ministers and otn-
ers in his nelghborhood.-From Whit-
TVS parliamentary Retrospect
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
WHITE SALMON.

For Hood River, daily at a. M; arrives at
2 p. m.
For Husum, Trout Lake and euler, Wash.
daily at 730 q. M; arrives p. m.
For Glenwood, Fulda and Gilmer, Wash,
daily at 7.30 a. m; arrives at 5 p. m.
For Pine Flat and Snowden, WASH, at p.
m Tuesdays and Saturdays; arrives same
days at IL m. j
For Bingen. dai at AS p. M; arrives at
6.45 q. IN.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
STORE WINDOW LIGHTS,
Regulations Far Their Control as
Applied In Berlin.

nek fOr tOnfrO1 az
Applied In Berlin.
The regulation of artificial lighting
In connection with window displays Is
subject which has been given COM
paratively little attention by the mu-
inequalities of this country, considering
the extent to which it is used for this
purpose in these days. That this
phase of the lighting question demands
closer scrutiny there can be no doubt,
and it might be well for information
on the matter to look to those cities
which have given it study. Stringent
regulations have been adopted in Ber-
lin and other European cities, where
merchants were inclined to take ad-
vantage of laxity in the premises. In
Berlin lamps outside shop windows
must not be lower than ten feet above
the pavement or project more than
forty inches from the wall. Where
the lighting in the windows Is done by
oil, petroleum, gas flame or Welsbachs
there must always be a sheet of glass
under the lamps and running the
whole length and breadth of the shop
windows, so as to completely cover
the articles in the window, and moth
ing is to be put above the lamps. The
lamps must be at least forty inches
below any inflammable part of the
construction and ten inches from any
such part horizontally.
There are also regulations as to iron
screens where there is bare wood and
as to efficient ventilation. Bare flames
are not allowed In igniting the gas.
This must be done by chemical or elec-
trical kindlers or by electric distance
spark kindling arrangements especial
ly sanctioned by the authorities, The
regulations for incandescent electric
lamps are about equally strict.-Mu.
nicipal Journal and Engineer.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
Arrival and Departure Of Nails.
upon RIVER

The postofiice is open daily between a. M.
and p. M; Sunday fror l2tol O'Clock. Mails
for the East close at il.A l. m, $40 p. IN. and
. p. M; for the West, at 30 p. IN. and . p. m.
The carriers on Il. #. ID. routes No. and 2
leave the postoffice at $50 q. m. Mail leaves
For Mt. Hood, daily at IL M; arrives 1920
q. m.
For Underwood, WASH, daily except Sun
day, at IL m, arrives at II a. m.
For White Salmon, Wash, daily at II m.
arrives at IL q. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31

1t is good plan to wash 6gs and
dates before giving them to children.
or, for that matter. to any one. Their
sweetness attracts insects. and their
sickness makes them perfect home
for dust and Its undesirable germs.
Yet most people seem never to think
of this at all. Washing will not Inn
pair the favor. On the contrary, It
makes them more agreeable to the
sight and touch as well as to the
taste.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
Rev. Carlisle p. M. Martin, l.. l.. d.

Rev. Carlisle p. NJ. Martin, l.. L. d.
OF Waverly, Texas, writes: "Of q
morning, when first arising, l often find
troublesome collection of phlegm
which produces a cough and is very
hard to dislodge; but small quantity
of Ballard's Horehound Syrup will at
once d;slodge it, aud the trouble is over.
know Of no medicine that is equal to
-, and it is so pleasant to take. can
most cordially recommend it to all per-
sons needing medicine for throat or
lung trouble" Sold by Chas. N. Clarke.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31

For any disease of the skin We can
recommend Chamberlains Salve. 1t re-
lieves the itching and burning sensation
instantly and soon effects cure. This
salve is also invaluable for sore nipples.
keir 4 Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
ENGLISH SCHOOLS.
The FIogging Custom and the way
1T Is Regarded.

About corporal punishment in Eng
land two curious facts lie beyond dis-
mute, One is that while the working
class and the lower middle class dls-
like and resent it and will not IN gen.
eral allow their children to undergo IT,
the aristocracy tolerate 1t without COM
nlaint The time is coming, one might
assert paradoxically, when IT VIII De
impossible to fog anybody but the son son
of a peer. And the other fact Is that
nublic school boys have often felt a
snecial affection for the masters VINO
have punished them most.
Tn westminster abbey stand side
by side the tombs of a master ana ms
pupil. The master was DR.. busDy,
who was head master of westminster
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-01-31
Will Stay in Hood River

The remedy that makes you eat, sleep
and grow strong, called Palmo Tablets,
will be sold regularly by Williams
Pharmacy, Hood River. These great
nerve and constitution builders cost only
Soc per box, six boxes, $3.50. If
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-01-01

Fresh meats--Veal, medium rs to
100 lbs. sQShc; 100 to $50 1bs,, 7h@
Sc: 100 to 200 lbs. 6@6hc; 200 ibs.
and over, 4h@5Mc; pork, s@s lac;