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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
THE KAISER IN THE COUNTRY.
Simple Life of the Emperor at Cadiner.
Near Elbing.

When the German Emperor took his
kie guests to Cadinen they saw the
house in which the German royal family
lives most at home. In this north Ger
man retreat. only two miles from the
commercial city of Elbing. all the cere-
mony of court life is put aside.
The retirement and privacy in which
the royal family lives here used to cause
great anxiety among those intrusted with
the care of their safety. The fact that
the neighboring town of Elbing is almost
entirely SocaliSt-Dcmocrati did not
tend to decrease their apprehension.
The courtiers used always to see that
the city was stunned on the journeys to
Cadinen, although Elbing is the nearest
railroad station. Formerly the Kaiser
used to drive several hours up and down
hill to Gueldenboden. where the royal
train awaited him.
The Kaiser objected to this and a
number of armed policemen and detec
tives We're sent from Berlin who, il
various DISCUSSES, mingled with the peo-
pie to insure the safety of the Emperor
Even then he was not allowed to take
the train at Elbing, but had to go aboard
several kiometers from the station. This
was too much for the Kaiser, who an.
nounced that his "ourtiers must show
more confidence in the population of FL
bling. whatever the result might be-
Nowadays the royal train brings its
passengers into the station and they min
gle with the population of Elbing Sc
freely that the ordinary police of the
town are sufficient to insure their safety
Cadinen is not adapted TO large. parties
and if the Kaiser is imprudent and in
vites too many as he did when the Czal
came there two years ago. the officers
of the suite have to live in the roya
train. 1t was this large gathering thai
| fiustered the Kaiser so much he forgot
to kiss his wife good-by which was {
sorry interruption to the family spirit OF
this northern retreat. He babe farewell
to his childrea and was about to give the
order for the royal train to start wher
he suddenly jumped from the coupe anC
ran to the Empress Mother" he SAID
! laughingly to her, there | was about Il
| forget you entirely when you are reall!
the most important person here"
| He made up for his forgetfulness by
several hearty kisses before he jumped
| into the train again.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
That tandard Oil Fine.

They haven't YET determined how
many trains it will take TO carry the
500, 100000 from the Standard Oils Wall
street vaults to the governments treas
ury unless paid in silver In such event
there would be required III fiat cars
with a capacity of $4,000 pounds
1t is twcnty-nine times the capital
stock of the Standard Oil company of
Indiana, the corporation fined.
1t would build five irst-class battle
ships or Il new subway for New York
city.
1t would make Ola tons of silver dol
lars, requiring 304 teams to transport it.
1t is 4,7S3 times the annual salary of
Judge lands. who imposed the fine.
1t would take 1870 street labOrers
one year to work out the amount.
1t is 50 cents for every man, woman
and child in the whole country.
1t is nearly one-half the number of
silver dollars in circulation.
Ii is the income for one year ut 4
per cent on 1871 100000.
1t is nearly one-half the capital of
the Bank of England.
1t is about , per cent of the national
debt of 1906.
1t would yield 4 perpetual income of
S4,027 a day.
1t would build 2,924 homes at $4,000
each.
1t is the annual revenue of Mexico.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Tea Smoking Centuries Old.

with your tea cigarettes" said the
antiquary sternly, you young ladies
think yourselves very modern 'Tf1Tt'' dT'
a portfolio French print of the Seven
teenth century that portrayed two men,
with cumbrouS silver pipes, charging the
same from a box of China tea. This
shows YOU" the old man said, the an
tiquity of tea smoking. Ii was a com
mon thing IN France 300 years aeo.
Blegnt mentions ii. and Grand d AuSsaI,
in his Historic de la Vie privee DIES
Francois. describes il in detail. AN old
vice, dead vice for the French found
that tea smoking racked the nerves: ho"
very. very foolish you girls are To have
revived Minneapolis Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
His Defense.

Mr. Redfreckle was sued for br.,....
Of promise You ought to be- ashanti
of yourself" said the judge.
My lord, it was on account of my
strong attachment that fooled .b.
girl. Suppose / had married her and
she died; my life would be hathed IN
gloom. | thought about the matter
and | looked at the girl ana unused.
Suppose You were to become my wifi.
and die: | should be stricken with sad.
ness / can't stand anything like that
My brother married some time ago. and
his wife died, and since then he has
been unfit for business
But the young lady. sir. contin-
ned the judge SIS in remarkably good
health. and the chances are that she will
live longer than you will"
Yes; and that was another objcc-
ton. my lord. Suppose were to
marry her and die Widow! Why.
the word has sad sound! | don't
want to be instrumental in making.auy
body a widow"
But the jury gave verdict for glm
in favor of the girl.-Tit- Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
ii that elitters is not guilt.

All that glitters is not guilt.
Don't look ut trouble through magni-
fying glass
of two evils some people choose both
as samples.
Wise men always look before they
leap for JOY.
People who live in glass houses ought
to grow tomatoes.
1t is the early bird who catches his
sweetheart in curl papers.
Lots of people are suspicious of others
because they know themselves.
How much trouble would be averted il
women feared men as much as they 90
mice,
You find people ready enough 10 DO
the Samaritan without the oil and two
pence.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Queens Taller Than Kings.

Ii is a curious fact that at this time
nearly all the sovereigns of Europe are
shorter than their consorts. For ex-
ample. Kind Edward is an inch shorter
than Queen Alexandria. Gar Nicholas
ii. looks quite small by the side of the
Czarina! the Kaiser is just a trihe short
er than the German Empress, and. for
that reason, always insists that she shall
sit down when they are photographed to-
gether; the King of Italy hardly reaches
to the shoulder of Queen Helena; Queen
Amelia of Portugal is shade taller
than Don Carlos. and Alfonso If Spain
is half Il head shorter than Queen Vie
toria Eugene. In fact, the King of Nor.
way and the Prince of Montenegro are
the only two rulers who are very much
taller than their wives.-London Tit-Bs
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
The Wise Course.

Sir" said the tramp. II have not
tasted food for seven days; another half
an hour of fasting and l must die.''
Then" said the philanthropist, you
shall live. Take this ticket; it will ad-
NIT you, in my stead, to sumptuouS
banquet course after course, meats,
wines and dessert--a feast three hours
long; glorious company AIr. Talkfor-
hours, Mr.. Toofew. MI dongyard, aud
other eminent men.
''Will there be any after-dinner
speeches 7" asked the starving one.
Columns of EN-" said the phian-
thropist.
Then the tramp handed back the tick
ct and crawled YEARLY away into a 81
lent timber yard to die.-London Tit
RitS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
THE PATIENT COTTONWOOD.
Western Tree Endures Great Extremes
of Temperature.

One of the largest cottonwoods in the
west was cut down not long ago in Ray
county, Missouri. 1t measured % feet
from the ground to the first knot, and
made more than 5000 feet of lumber.
One of the largest and finest specimens
is in the capitol ground at Topeka. 1t
was a seeding which started in 1869.
when the first wing of the state house
was being erected. 1t was spared from
the scythe and in twenty-five years at
tanned growth which gave its top a
spread of over 100 feet. This tree was
great favorite with the late senators
from Kansas, John j. ingalls, and Pres
ton r. Plumb. and it is as dear to the
hearts of the "Jayhawkers" as is the
Washington elm to the people of Cam
bridge, for the Twentieth Kansas rcgi-
ment of volunteers not only assembled
under this tree, but, after making a rec
ord in the Philippines, the regiment and
it's intrepid commander bade farewell
under its branches.
The cottonwood endures great ex-
tremes Of temperature and when the
roots can reach good supply of mois-
ture, it successfully withstands severe
drouths. 1t is a fast-growing tree and
demands plenty of light. On irrigated
lands cottonwoods have been known to
attain diameter of Ii inches in eight
years.
The cottonwood is extremely easy to
cultivate from seed, cuttings, layers or
CRAFTS The commonest way of secur-
ing them is from the natural nurseries
which spring up along the sandbars of
the western rivers. These nurseries are
killed each year by inundation from the
high waters, but they are also renewed
annually by the seed floating on the wa
ter. \ thousand roots intact can be
pulled out of the sandbars, in the fall.
in an hour. These seedlings are often
planted closely together in burrows and
in this manner several thousand can be
planted in day by two men using a
team and polw.-Philip Eastman, in The
Wnrll 'IndnN
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Cheap Iewelry.

\ special agent of the Department u
Commerce and Labor has been making
an investigation of the trade in cheap
jewelry in England. and has learned
that the United States has but an IN
significant share in it. Yet the demand
for such ornaments is immense. and
some of the consignments of American
manufacturers have sold with surpri~n-
rapidity. Among the articles which ar'
mentioned as particularly salable are
lockets carrying two photographs, one Oh
either side silver-headed hatpins, hlL
combs Limitation tortoise-shell and
with paste st0nesl belt buckles ana
back-pieces. and mems cuff links tpreifJ
LeSlie'S Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
MUSINGS OF A GENTLE cYNIC.

1t sometimes happens that the better
half doesn't believe ia doing things by
halves.
Marriage frequently demonstrates that
it is difficult to combine business and
pleasure.
There may be safety in numbers, and
yet we are told too many cooks spoil
the broth.
Lots of us spend all our lives wanting
what we don't get and getting what We
don't want
When fellow tries to put ring on Il
girls finger he often merely succeeds
in putting his foot in it.
When it comes to deciding between a
rich Scoundrel and a penniless saint, a
girl generally chooses the least sanity.
The small boy is apt TO wonder why
the young man had the shoulders of his
coat padded instead of the seat of his
trousers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
HIS w,EApoNs.

Here hangs his gauntlet by the door!
At thrice a hundred foemens feet
He hurled this challenge TO the floor,
And never stained 1t with defeat.
TO me he dropt his eyes-no more
And his the victory sweet!
Here like silver moon. his shield,
That fronted thrice a hundred foes.
But once, upon the touTney-held
He cast ii off to wear my rose. -.
He fought and fell; his wound, ii heated /;
But mine, 1t grows and grows!
Froze TO the scabbard, hangs his sword
That smote the doughty foe 10 dust,
His token, like his promised word,
Forgotten in the years Of rust;
But once he spoke; because heard,
/ trust him still trustl
-Aloysius Coll in Lippincott's.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Wise Smith.

Smith. Brown and Jones went IL dnF
with Robinson the. OtbeE~nighI. On ta'
way Smith said TO his companions, 'Vu
| say. beware of our hosts wine
As the result of this hint Brown aH
Jones took no wine. but they We're ~a'
prised 20 see Smith imhibing ii frr.4.
On the way home they said to A.a-
What was the matter with Robln~'a s
wine that YOU advised us not To i'a.
any,"
Nothing the matter with the quaatI
said SMITH. coolly; but | knew from IA
periencc that the quantity would '
rather deticient-n0t enough 10 20 f"Hi.
MS ali. Sphere.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Trusts Clutch on Every Diamond Du,

Messages received from London by dia-
mond importers in New York in the last
few days say the absorption of the
Premier mines by the DE Beers Diamond
trust is only one of number Of develop
ments hy which the company's control
uf the business in all parts of the world
is now absolute.
Besides getting control of che Premier
mine the trnst has closed contracts for
the OUTPUT OF the Two other independent
mines. NoorSpoed and the Roberts Vic
tor. both of which have begun ~ yield
diamonds Of "A superior quality. The ia
serSfeutein mine. giving th; finest and
the hardest of the blue-white stones.
which are especially priced by the dia-
lmond buying public in the United States,
is already under the De, Beers control.
Diamond dealers say the De Beers
company has an EN- sSSary wherever
There is reason 20 suppose diamonds may
be found These emiSSaries have inves-
figated all the reports of diamond dis
coyeries in California. Kentucky and
other states in this country, and one IS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

now looking over the prospects of the
Arkansas fields.
One of the largest Maiden lane i'm
porters said there is now no possibility
OF serious competition, because the DE
Beers company has resources so great
1t could control the market. However.
actually in sight and the trust is fox
lowing the policy Of maintaining the
ma rket at a high and advancing level
The total production of south African
diamonds. according to the latest trade
reports, is 3,500,000 carats, which bring
nearly S3S,000,000 az the mines. More
than One-hah the stones come to the
United Stats, which bring over So, 900
900 from dealers. while the public pays
twice as much, after the stones are cut,
nolished and set
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Pride

Doubtless Prince Fushimi of j.
made The acquaintance of hl@# -."
pipers in the course of his visit t.
land. II is recalled that Lord john i
sell. when on a visit to Queen Nic'T.'
at Balmoral. asked her majesty ''.
piper To have some one play in ms l.'.
cuce
What Kind o piper do you wa...
asked the man.
Just such another as yourself.
the English statesman.
Drawing himself mp the musician
grandly; There's plenty o lords
your>el hut very few pipers Ike n..
cleveland Leader
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Rnllhphts in Iapan.

Few Of rs. however long We live in
this country. know about all its customs
and habits" writes correspondent.
Bull fighting is the great semi-annual
sport for the people in Uwajima and vi
entity The fights are generally held III
the country on the mountain sides, where
thousands Of people can see the bulls
gore each other. They are great. heavy
rolling. fat animals. such as / have never
seen in any other part Of the empire.
They are not allowed to kill each other.
hut are gored enough to do considerable
damage. II is also dangerous fer by
ISLANDERS.
II few months ago I saw Eve or six
Of them being led through the streets ON
their way bss~k from the hETt, and they
were still snoring. and looked So fierce
that got out Of the street till they
passed. | was perfectly willing to give
them complete right of way.-kobe Her
aid
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
No Chance for Any.

\ certain man died and = cier-2
MAS engaged IL offer eulo=E
worthy minister prepared SfTh
exceeding length and strength. t.'5
before he entered the parlor t. ae.
he thought that il might be ad'l~at
learn what the dead mans laSi
had been. SO he turned TO one ".
weeping younger sons and said:
-M5 boy. can YOU tell me yoAs
Tiers Ia - Sordsf"
HE diu't have none" the hes
swered, ma was with hiU - the EN-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Memorial Light.

Beautiful memorial window" re-
marked her husband MS they left the
church
II didn't notice particularly" said his
wife; but the light from it fell on the
Jones pew. and il made her complexion
fright. - Modern Society
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Breakers Ahead.

Rogers consulted clairyoyant be-
fore my marriage and asked her if she
saw any breakers ahead.
BrOwne-What did she say?
Said she saw twelve cooks and TWEEN
| ty-seven Mattresses. Smart Set
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Auricular Equipment,

BE careful what you say about the
servant" cautioned the housewife; the
walls have ears. You know
Il think the doors are more apt to
have them replied the husband.
With q thoughtfumcSs rare in his sex
he plugged the keyholc.-Philadelph
Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Unfair

Miss SMITH see that the Legislature
has passed law prohibiting the women
from wearing stuffed birds or feathers
ON their hats
Aunt Maria-lt amt fair. I've heard
of now the men in the cities wear swat
low-tail coats. and they never say Il
word against Bohemian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
For the Defense.

Thawahey But what have you against
my friend, Selley?
Bawkcr-IIe has SO many COMPOUNDED
ncw-fanglcd meters
ThawabeyI admit he's original there:
but his matter is all right There's moth
ing new in that.-Town and Country
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
I Unitarian.

Parson ito new girl, who sings in the
early morniugl--Jane ! am delighted to
see You know that beautiful hymn
GLORY, glory
Girl-Why. Tor bless yer art. sir, that's
tn 'ymn | cooks tn heggS hy--two
verses for soft an four for ard Judy,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
An Eventful Day.

Hc-I've forgotten what was the long
est day in the year just passed.
She-I am not sure of the date, either;
but remember it was that day in
June when you called both in the morn
ing and ernoon.-Illustrated BITS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Fatal Sobriquet.

His zeal and vim
Won friends for him.
Who called him Honest Bob.
The end was sad,
For then. egad.
He couldn't get a job.
Washington Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Without Cost to Him.

I'm Introducing an automatic ma
chine" said the caller. that viii pay for
itself in "A year.
'I'll take one if it will do that"
promptly said the manufacturer.
IF it will pay for itself in a year,
"No: automatically pay for itself in a
wear. Catholic Standard and Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Fishermen have a more phloSophic
view of chance and fate than any other
brotherhood.
You'll find there are no fish in that
pond.
What did you tell me for? Now
you've spoiled my whole days fishing.
-lFHcgendc Blartter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
His Bete Noir.

Pa" asked the senator's little boy,
what is Nemesis
A Nemesis. my SON replied the SEN
ator, YEARLY. lis Il female office seeker
that YOU foolishly promised to assist. -
philndelphin Pross.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Deceitfulness of the Mule.

Asked about the average age of the
Georgia mule, Brother Dickey said
No man kin tell En- de mule is too
stubborn en- drccittul ter be candid wild
your' Atlanta Constitutions
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Had the Goods.

Edyth--You ought to have heard Mr..
Huggins ringing speech last night.
May--Why. | wasn't aware that he
could make speech
Edyth--Well. | can't repeat the speech.
but | can show you the ring london
Tit Bits
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
She Knew.

And you say the duke has not pro
poSed:"
lie has not"
Il don't know what to make Of him
TN make monkey of him, To begin
with" Missed the prond maiden. for she
was furious. believing herself srorned.-
Washington Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Hondurans were still fighting
Whats the row about?" asked an OBJ
server. Hasn't peace been declared y
Believe it has" replied Il soldier,
reaching for cartridge; but we thought
then we were cut of ammunition. Phil
adclphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
When He Listens.

4 man may think he knows more than
a doctor. but he is apt to listen when a
lawyer tells him that he needs change
of climate tchiS0n Globe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Disguised Caddie.

Beginner at Golf-IIow many have !
taken, my boy: Is it fifteen or sixteen?
Disguised Caddie-Ach, dinna ken.
It's no Il cadde We ueed-it's a blizzard
marker Peoples Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Very Cool.

rs this q cool neighborhood
II should say il was cool. There's not
a man within four blocks tfrTt doesn't
borrow my hose and lawn mower regu-
Iarly once q week without so much as
q 'thank-YOu.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

The Carthaginian merceuarieS. he
said, "encasCd their prisoners in Il &C.
mcnt that, as it hardened, contracted
You can't imagine how uncomfortable
this was"
oh. yes. can" she answered Il
once had on tight bathing suit when ii
began to shrink
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

verse to you, Il verse from me,
And love, and love alone, It's theme;
Beloved, It's brief as brief can be-
Just from dreamer To dream!
Town Topics
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telegraph Pole Chatter.

First Sparrow hear it is very hard
10 get into New York society.
Second Sparrow-Nery. TO this day
the Stork has not succeeded in getting in.
Bohemian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
The Vegetarian.

For me existence is replctc
With satisfaction deep,
| care not for the price of meat
SO long as grass Is cheap,
Washington star.
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Proof.

is ~ intelligent and well-informed:'
is he? Why, he's been summoned as
a talesman dozen times and never got
on a jury yet "-Philadelphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Real Trouble.

Mrs Iawley-"What an awfuily wor-
red anxious, desparing look Mrs Good
soul has"
Mrs. Chatter-''Yes; | fancy she must
have stopped doing her own work ami
taken to keeping Il servant. "-Philadel-
pha Inquirer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Accommodating.

Bacon see Berlin has an automobile
fitted up rs hearse,
Egbert-l suppose YOU want me To say
that people are Just dying to ride in it!
Gonkers Statesman.
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Summer OCCUPATION.

Most everybody in this land
Is maxim something pay,
Some of us maxim speeches and
Some of us maxim hay.
Washington Star
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Mamma Was Assured.

"Elizab beth, has that man any eXpec
tatons?''
Yes, mamma"
What do they consist OFF,
''Mer'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
He Was Wise

Il thought you said yen would never
see Sappy again
$50 | did"
but he says when he sent up Il card,
you came right down."
$50 | did but ii was not his card that
he sent up: il was another mans. -
Houston Post .-......s-.s.-....a
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Knock for Knox

Mr.. Knox believe Kickcr'S wife
thinks more of her dog than she does of
him.
Mrs. KnoN-I suppose the dog crayyls
less.-St Joseph Moo News PrrsS.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Deeper Yet.

Toni suppose Werner is deep in
loves young dream
Dick-Oh, he's past that stage. He's
troubled with insomnia now.-The Cath
ollie Standard and Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
The Ocean Rnareh

This hreezc," said John "is somewhat
faulty
II makes my mustachc taste quito saltv."
With smile demure, said pretty Sue.
Yes, doesn't il! I thought Su, TOO
II lpulDr9tf'S