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The new South-news., 1907-10-19

A Buffalo physician tells o, -xo
young friends in that city who en-.
tered simultaneously upon their re-
spective careers Of physician and law
yer. Late one afternoon the newly
made medico dashed into the room OF
his legal friend. exclaiming: Great
luck. old man! Congratulate me!
Got a patient at last! On my way to
see him now" Whereupon the legal
light-to-be slapped his friend on the
back, saying. Delighted. old chap"
Then. after = slight pause, he added.
with = sly grin: Say. let me 60 with
you! Perhaps he hasn't made his
will!"-The Independent.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

A. mercury wiii surely destroy the sense Of
smell and completely dcrsngc the whole s,s-
ten when entering it Through the mucous
surfaces. Such ariicir~ Should never be used
except on prescriptions from repu,ahl, ply
sielans. asthe damage they will do Is ten told
10 the good you eaa possibly derive from
them. Halle tstarih Cure. manufactured
b. J. }. Cheney 4 Co. 1olclo. O., contains
no mercury. and is iakcn internally. acting
directly upon the blood aud mucous surfaces
OF thess~tcin. In buying Halls Catsrrh tufe
be sure you Get ihc genuine. II u taken "a
teruais sur made an ioicto. bAlo. ty h.
y. ,hsnct 8 Go. Testimonials fgcr
Sold ts Druggists. price. ..c. per bottle.
j..e ualls Family lllls leg constipation.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19
Dried Beet Pulp.

Dried beet pulp. from beet sugar
mills is becoming popular among DAT.
rymen IN some localities. The pulp
IS soaked In water about six hours be-
fore feeding ana fve pounds OF puln
Will take up nearly four gallons OF
water. II makes bulky. juicy feed
Tor winter. especially relished where
there is no silage or root crops In
the ration. II is claimed that the
same material is a good food for
sheep. hogs and poultry.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

S<AA1o0e1ys
III the Government wants to save
money and lot OF II. I don't see
Why they don't economize = little on
the quality of envelopes and even
somewhat on the sort OF paper they
use" Nd an old Washington news
paper han. speaking to a Star repor-
ter this week. @Of course 1t Is all
very nice to get Government PAM
phlets in high-graco envelopes and to
be sure that every piece OF Govern
ment printing you are going to look
at will be the very highest class OF
work, printed on the best paper OBJ
tainable. But We all know that
when We are buying stationery. we
buy 1t for specific purposes and do
not bull the paper market regardless
OF expense. Take my own case. l
am in the Congressional directory
along with about l20 other corre-
sponderts. | get about everything
that Is turned out by the Government
Printing ONCE. l certainly average
half dozen pamphlets aud publica-
tions OF one sort and another every
day. Some OF them throw away.
but most of them | at least want to
look over. But not only are all OF
them printed on the very highest
grade of paper, but they come in
manila envelopes as rule made out
OF the highest grade and most ex-
pensive paper OF that sort that can
be bought The daily Postofice and
the daily Weather Bureau reports are
about the only ones that use cheap
envelopes. The others. especially the
big envelopes. must cost cent
apiece. Now when you think OF the
amount OF money that is thrown away
simply on the correspondents list in
Washington and add to this the waste
that is going on every day all over
the country, 1t is a wonder to me that
there Is any surplus In the Treasury
at the end OF the year at all. OF
course the paper contractors fatten
on this sort OF thing. But how long
would that sort OF extravagance be
allowed to continue In any private
business house se?"--Washington Star.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19
EASY ENOD
Ready For Instant Use Without CooEs
ing.

Almost everyone likes a cereal food
but the ordinary way OF cooking
cereals results IN a pasty mass that 10
hard to digest, and II not properly
digested, the raw mass goes down
into the intestinal tract where gas Is
generated and trouble follows.
Everyone knows that good food
properly digested keeps the body
we'll. while poor food, or even food OF
good quality that Is poorly prepared
and not digested, is sure to bring on
some kind OF disease.
The easiest food to digest in this
line is Grape-Nuts. made from wheat
and barley, and cooked thoroughly at
the fectory. scme IL to Is hours be-
Ing Onsumed in the different pro-
cesses OF preparation. The food.
therefore, Is ready for instant SER
vice and the starch has been changed
to a form OF Sugar. SO that 1t is pre-
digested and ready for almost imme-
diate absorption.
A Chicago young lady writes that
6uo UuueItu lUI years IIOm Iuul6eS~
ton and dyspepsia from the use OF
food that was not suitable to her
powers OF digestion. She says:
Il began using Crape-Nuts. and I
confess to having had a prejudice at
nrst, and was repeatedly urged before
l finally decided to try the food. but
have not known what indigestion Is
since using it. and have never been
stronger or in better health. l have
increased in weight from 100 to 124
pounds.
People can be well. practically
without cost. II they will adopt scien-
tifie food and leave OF the indtgesti-
BILE eort- There's . Reason.
Grape-Nuts Food is crisp and de-
licious to the taste. 1t should be
served exactly ~ II comes from the
package. without cooking. except ia
eases where It b made up into pud-
dtngs and other desserts. Book Of
delicic - recipes. and The Eoad to
WeIlvllle." II p&GA
The new South-news., 1907-10-19
ONLY REMEDY.

Patient Doctor. ! frequently ex.
perience a Kissing sound In my ears.
What would YOU advise ne to do?
l,octor--Whai is your occupation,
Pafient-l'm an actor.
Doctcr-Then I'd advise you 20 &C.
some other Kind Of a job.-ChicaGo
News
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

II is surely the junction Of the State
to encourage rather than 10 penal!ze
high birth rate. A bachelor tax ex-
lists In many countries II that course
ton between bachelors and men OF
family in the income tax payments
would at least tend in that direction
Dublin Freemans Journal
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

from kidney trou-
bles. NY back pained
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
. b arp, shooting
pains. Ny eyesight
was poor. dark spots
appeared before me,
and ! had dizzy
spells. For ten years
The new South-news., 1907-10-19
COURrIHc BLINDNESS

IL what you arc doing when you neglect
twitcbins, wAtsry. bioodshot, sors syss.
Leonssdis 0o,dsn Eye Lotion cures nearly
every eye d'ssAss. Cools .hsais an d strength
ems. Oct "Lsonaydi's." II makes strong
eyes. Guaranteed or money refunded
Dru ggists sell It st Is cts. OF forwarded pre-.
pAid on receipt of priss by y. b. Leon ~ d
! Co.. Tamps. YIa.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

Jimmy I've eot the best
mother In tae world. she don't MAKE
noe wash NV face but oacc DAY.
Johnny Huh. that Ain't nothin'
Ny mother eont never cat her pies
In less'n four ricccs.-Amcriean
Spectator.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

The crice Boy Say. De boos
KEEPERS IN love
Tue Nesscnger- How yer knovr
Tae oficc boy y-Oh. it's a cinch
When ne sticks his pen Ia De mueilase
bottle an he does Is sisA.-Pnck.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

The world has no room for cow
ards. We must all be ready somehow
to toll. to suffer. to die. And youra
II not the less noble because NO drum
beats before you when you 80 out
into your daily battlefield. and no
crowds shout about your coming
when yoa return from your daily VIC
tory or defeat. Louis Ste
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

The British Medical Journal wants
to know Why people can sit out a
play In = theatre without coughing
and cannot do the same In the case
of q sermon Ia . church
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

"Hov's your husband this mem
ingg' inquired Mrs Whaiehlubber.
Haven't seen him for six months"
declared Mrs WalrNtusk
The scramps been out all night,
chg"
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

Airs Ninslcvs Soothing Syrrrsor Ct 9arcn
tccsaing s>s'tens ths gums red accss alssnsnA-
0ou aiisys pain. cn-re Wind c<,is 10 a bot tie
The new South-news., 1907-10-19
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.

enable 10 do Even HOusework Ne.
cause of Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Margaret Emmerich. of Clin-
ton St., Napoleon, o., says: For
nftseu years ! was 4 great sufferer
The new South-news., 1907-10-19
MODERN WAY.

Her Husband gave the dcvil his
due this morning
His Why. what do you mean.
dear?
A{er Husba1d-I paid another IN
sHhment on hy life insurance.--Chi
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

1 could not do housework. and for
two years did not get out OF the
house. The kidney secretions were
irregular, and doctors were not help
ing me Doan's Kidney Pills brought
me quick relief. and finally cured me.
They saved my life"
Sold BY all dealers. 90 cents boz.
Toster-Nilburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

WHY THEY ARE WATERr.
Who nxes up his stocks and bonds.
To take the rabbls In,
Infuses water. this to make
Then nice 70 dabbIe In
Puck.
The new South-news., 1907-10-19

" COMPASIONSIiiP
Mo0k kr-You mustn't play with that
little 4
Ton -we.l. ,'s can f's's ~''h A'm'
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
OUTRAGEOUS RAID ON STATE FUNDS

E sitting Legislature appears have less regard for decency
The action OF the body rela
patronage of evil significance orecasng the temper
spirit of members important matters In word,
majority the Legislature for everything in sight The
who voted for the monsous patronage steal have stamped
themselves with the stamp of unfness for places OF public trust
blanket loot the State the
for and obedience to that programme
there has already been much What the
the of legislation apparent
the price index should be something important
From aspect of things in Sacramento the State
might be gamer if the Legislature should adjourn without
day after deegang programmes the work of legislation
if the results might thus be reached at smaller
the victims. Legislature that begins in this way may
nothing In its first days has
all records for greed and for disregard of the interests OF
commonwealth Its potentaes for mischief well NIL the
of Californian citizens and taxpayers with dsmay.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
Personal Mention

T. A. Hartley of London is at the
Palace.
R. Robinson of Portland is at the
Dorchester.
R. W. Hill of Seattle is registered at
the Palace.
Josiah Collins is at the ST. Francis
from Seattle.
James r. Burnet of New York is at
the st. Francis.
Louis Lang of Portland is at the
Majestic Annex
R. M. Napkil of Manila is registered
at the ST. Francis.
J. Rausch and Mrs. Rausch of Paris
are at the Majestic.
E. Beck and Mrs. Beck are at the
Majestic from Portland.
C. A Goodyear of Chicago is regis
tered at the st. Francis.
P. Conlon and family of Butte, Mont,
are at the Majestic Annex.
B. r. Bauer and Mrs. Bauer of Salt
Lake are at the st. Francis.
w. f. Smith and Mrs. Smith of New
York City are at the Majestic.
A. F. Canon, prominent electrical
engineer of Portland, is registered at
the Palace.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
Gossip of the Doings
of Railroad Men

John A Gill, who attends to freight
matters for the Vanderbilt system,
said his line had recently placed an
order with the american Locomotive
Company for 21S engines. and this.
he declared, because the Vanderbilts
are anxious to rush freight through
to San Francisco.
r. r. Richie. general agent of the
Chicago Northwestern, is at present
in Chicago attending a meeting of the
general agents of his system.
The Southern Pacific is making a
new rate sheet for all points in Ohio
and Pittsburg in order to comply with
the law which makes a two-cent-a-
mile rate for that territory.
Thomas D. Mckay left yesterday for
the Orient. An enthusiastic delegation
of passenger men of the foreign lines
accompanied him to the Pacific Mail
dock in the hope that he would re-
memter them when he was sending
to this country few princes and
potentates. Mckay is taking to
Hongkong several hundred pounds of
candy and rlace fruit for the En-
presses of Japan and China, in ac-
cordance with a promise he made
them, and also several hundred pounds
of figs and raisins from Fresno. He
will distribute the products of Fresno
with equal impartiality all over Asia,
and has an especially fine box of
raisins for the Grand Llama of Thibet.
The passenger department of the
Pennsylvania system has published a
remarkably fine map of the United
States, which, Harry Buck says. is
without a flaw.
C. E. Stokes. who represented the
Cook Tourist Agency In this city, is
now in Calcutta. He threatens to
when he returns to the coast.
e. H. Hartman has ordered the free
transport of 100000 pounds of flour
to Shanghai on the Coptic. which sails
use of the famine sufferers in the
Flowery Kingdom. This flour has been
collected by the National Red Cross
Association and has been consigned
to the care of Major Krauthoff for
shipment to the Orient.
There were several changes in
the station agents on the South
ern Pacific on the first of the
year. A. P. Nicholson, who was for
merly of San Mateo, was sent to
Santa Cruz; G. H. Eckhart, who was at
Redwood City, is now at jacksonville:
j. w. Lewis was transferred from San
ia Cruz to San Jose, and d. w. Pom
thus, who was at Jacksonville, was or
dered to Riverside.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
The Smart Set

The tea to be given by Mr.. and Mrs.
William G.. Irwin in honor of Miss
Helen Twins debut on Saturday next
promises 10 be one of the largest af-
fairs of the kind which has taken place
here for many moons, about 500 fnvi-
tations having been sent out. A rather
unusual feature of the occasion will be
the small receiving party assisting Mrs.
Irwin and her pretty debutante daugh-
ter, as there are to be no matrons and
only the debutantes OF this season, with
one or two exceptions. Those asked to
receive are: Miss Margaret Hyde
Smith, Miss Maizie Langhorne. Miss
Julia Langhorne, Miss Claire Nichols,
Miss Lydia Hopkins. Miss Mary Keeney,
Miss Jeanette Won Schroeder, Miss Kat
rina Page Brown and Miss Louise
Boyd.
Mr.. and Mrs william II. Croker,
who have spent the holiday season in
New York, Mrs. Croker having re-
turned from Europe recently and Mr..
Crocker having gone on from here
about the middle of December, will
leave for California on Thursday.
Mrs. r. p Schwerin will be the host
ess at a luncheon tomorrow at which
Mrs Lansing Kellogg will be the guest
Oh nOnOT
Mr.. and Mrs. Warren D. Clark will
entertain at dinner at their home on
Clay street before Mrs. William Kohrs
ball for Miss Lydia Hopkins on jan
uary IS.
Mrs. James Cunningham, Miss Sara
Cunningham and the other members
of this popular family are at present in
New York City and will spend the
winter there Miss Merritt Reid. who
has been East for a number OF months,
is at present visiting Miss Sara Cum
ningham.
Mrs. H. M. A Miller will entertain
at a luncheon bridge party at her home
on Washington and Laurel streets on
Thursday, January II.
Miss Margaret Stow Of Santa Bar
bara will arrive here tomorrow to
spend a month or six weeks as the
guest of friends. going first to visit
Miss Helen Thomas at the home of the
Wakefield Bakers, then across the bay
to spend some time with Miss Gladys
Meek at Hayward and Miss Airline
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09

Johnson in Oakland This win be Miss
Slows first visit to San Francisco since
her return from Europe early in De-
cember, and as she Is a great favortte
here there viii doubtless be much en-
tertaining In honor OF the handsome
girl.
An out-of-town event which win take
several guests from this side Of the
bay is a dinner to be given by Miss
Gladys Meek on Friday evening at the
Claremont Country Club. after which
the attractive young hostess and her
guests will go to the Friday Night
the most exclusive events of the winter
in that city
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles e. Green and
Mrs. Wellington Gregg Jr. had MANNED
to leave on Saturday last for the Easf
but were detained and will probablv
leave within few days. They expect
to go directly to New York.
SO charming a hostess and who enter
tains so frequently, will give a dinner
on Friday evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Mark Gerstla las, =,
Saturday last for New York. whore Mr.
Gerste went on business. They will be
aosent TOT several weeks and viii prob
ably visit other cities en- route home
The wedding Of Miss Katherine M
Taubman and George NJ Hench was
celebrated at noon yesterday at tna
home OF the brides father. James r
Taubman. at 1853 Mission street. Rev
George A Hough. pastor OF Grace
Methodist Church, officiating. Miss
mona kaufman, the sister OF the bride.
was the maid Of honor and her onIv at
tendant, and Bradford S. Crittenden. a
former college mate Of the groom. was
the best man. After the ceremony Mr.
Hencn and his bride left for a brief
honeymoon journey to Southern CALI
fornias during which they viii visit
the various cities and resorts of the
coast. Mrs Hench is a charming young
woman and has host OF friends here.
as mas also the groom. He is a LAWYER
ana partner Of Judge George ".
Schell.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
AN EASY WAY WITH THE COURTS

Parde should the close
of an admirable administration by his Communication of
Joseph Field Imprisonment for life The
prisoner policeman this city, has frequently boosted
the political pull that would him from the galows We
charge Governor Pardee with subservence such
fuences difficult explain the facts presented
@ the jury the trial here.
Field was be relations of life
He murdered inoensive old his father-n-aw without
than refusal let Field his former wife,
whom he had treated with savage brutality.
The deliberate verdict of the Jury arrived
the facts fully presented allowed But
Field pull work and backed with numerousy signed
Signatures petitions cheap dirt and should
be dreeaded deliberate 1t
aside the dpassonate judgment OF
Jury on the solicitation of complaisant petitioners where
bearing the has been produced The judgment
of court be taken seriously and lightly Governor
Pardee appears to have
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
WHEN THE SNOW FLIES

- HE snowflake is hot bird in this neighborhood
We might scarcely describe these unexpected
California but they assuredy the
wrong place There is nothing the world dirty
intro o civilization.
much Of shower but economical potenai-
The spectacle of college professor throwing snowbas
CARELESS of the disabilities OF tovepp hat and the customary
black inspiring edfying but boys will be
The newspapers shared prevailing excitement
filled their pages with pictures of real nowae and the mill
snowbaers In the placid precincts Napa
adventurous spirits made sging but if
might have been pretty hard Shedding for Napans.
About years flies this region 1t
OF Importance be recorded with solemnty honor
in the muy of Weather Bureau Possibly San Fran
might complain Of discrimination the dspensation
siver but facilities for snowbalng
another famine
world OF compensaons. The doctrine of averages is
inexorabe Meade has discovered that the Faraons
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09


IL bgwigs mighty mugwumps before the Lord are out
with proclamation deal Of reading being eight
long cold type denouncng the purpose OF the Jamestown e
posoners their show into he greatest military spec
the world has seem and lamentng IN the way OF
the ugwup and fury the melancholy neglect OF
the showen and cherish by of inspiration the
thought jamestown exposition which should be the
thought of the first English colony and its influence
The ingenious charge of this diveng enterprise
have all the oacwords pat upon tongues end Thus they
gladly announce that in their labors to elevate exposition
conercialism reegated rear" Have been
listening esoundg peachments this degrading spirit of
commercia until have classify it the most griev
a period? Not mugwumps They not
be shared by cheap catcprse they denounce the press
agents slight upon commerce that should make
blood OF mugwump boil.
Indeed bgwigs awful taking perilous of
mind The country going
worse for they say promised pageant the pec
the admiration of bgness and
fed full with the of iron monsters These
bulldogs coming and beyond the
say natal day of the United States
mugvump exclusively feed the great
American So much depends upon the point of view.
Our mugwuHps sling nifty pen There is much SAID about
paoe-our of propey forbds closer ndcatonprepar
nquous shomen and press agents who would teach
the young idea how shoot by battle murder and sud
death the slow @ of music by the band Quoth the
vumps, Treason to the founders
the press agents will find
quite useful quotation their side The gospel
oordng Jefferson anything from ptcandoss to man
slaughter.
What did that emnently philosopher, Mr. Dooley say2
his divrng way he pointed that it was the elephant
built Of but the Midway that attracted people eposons
We that the showmen understood only teach great
like that ncucated mugwumps in their eight
they would perform empty benches The mug
Let American international Exposition
life noble hall of International Justice
Hampton the people be instructed by speech book
realities of
American people hocng their thousands huyng
all the way from Waa Waa Mptas Podunk Terre Haute
Virginia, listen when the mugwumps will
supply them with something just good and eight feet long for
ampnohng like the day of the big wind
We fully n the of the mugwumps only
egreng that they should be afflicted with such abundant
pro1ty plentiful of the saving
mtarism all its works. this
friends the mugwumps wasting powder and words.
pespation of the English language will prevail against
the appetite of the Snowman pursuit of his natural prey Our
mugwumps aborng repeal the law of gravity
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
PUT THE WORK THROUGH

HE people of San Francisco generally will hesitation
appaudng the action of Works Commissioner Dufey
holding the for sewerng lower Market street
his agreement 1t is outrageous
should be permitted block traffic the leading horoughfare
indefinite period the assumption that public work be
the business of whole allowed
Scmtz should plead with Commissioner Duey
dereict another chance good faith
indicted head of the municipal administration was SYM
with anybody but the deserving and of anything
but the ctys welfare Contractor Bue should be made to
damages his breach of contract We hope
missioner Dufey will proceed with the work without delay and at
Burrells expense.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09

equabe climate the United States Thus new
lots born and the California Promotion
notice There is great rejoicing the
Professor McAd long delayed discovery and they
will proceed organize Chamber of Commerce
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
NOTE AND COMMENT

Mrs Gertrude Aeon appears have thought that she
behaving like gentleman when she told editor London
Times go to the -.
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09

Townsend's Cal zlaca frufts ana can.
qles az emporium. Post and Van Ness
lou suffer St and 1903 and 1920 Va
The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, 1907-01-09
SOME MELANCHOLY MUGwUMPS

DR CARROLL D. WRIGHT, Rev. Edward Everett Hale, Pro
lessor Charles Zuebn OF Chicago University and sundry other
IL bigwgs mighty mugwumps before the Lord are out
with proclamation that takes deal Of reading, being eight