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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-04-05

Senrs Sanien, esn af en- anieei
5armer pe6 MapIeton bIen Manoag
ifrot og maaffe bsoeIig ianret, mems
ban boIot poa at renaisre ct @eppr.
San pioite life, at G5ep9ret bar lobt,
men oct ele6 og ftsote moo @ulpet.
iaa at Sfuooet gil al og transte
mo ! @iittens penftre SIDE. o. man
frpgter for, at gIooforsiftniug bill
f9tte inb.
lfms Settler brnfnet. Sra Goge'
lep berettebes fioite Manbng, at Miis
ellie Slien, iom boebe paa ct
Someiteab | Settinger Gountp, par
orufnet ! en- Dam, ioet bun pilbe saa
oper paa Sien. Senbes grober bap.
DC Someiteab npr peb, og bun piloe
teisee BAN og toa ben f~orteite 8ei
bco at gaa ober pao Sien. Da bun
bar .mi6t pan 3ammerL Draft Sien,
rg bun brufneoe. 9iget blep mart
fiinbet og ienbt til Mtis Sliens
Stem | 9lenbom g. 2af., for at
bearapes. Sum bar 81 aar CANT
mel.
Saarb Stamp nteb SlSsu. = Sol.
let | 9onnpbroof fjPmpeoe forrige
Sreboe / fire elmer for at Iuffe en-
Sloebronb, for be bIeo Serre oper
rem. Den begpn6te I @. 6. Sees
SIagterbob, og Der bleite en- fterf
8inb, iaa belle 9pen bar truet. Sra
Slagterbooen ipreoteS ben til neite
gDgnine, Tom benptteoes til 8ageri,
Iooebonbel, Sotograiatelier og Sag'
fererfontor, oe berfra til ben n9Ite
8pgning, iom benptteoes al en- SUI
peIerbutif og Sfobutif, % ole oisle
ire gpgninger br9n0te; men bet lpfs
febes at binore SIbens bioere Srem-
gang. gienbomstabet belsb iig til
Sit, 900.
gin gb % NIT GunutD. - "Blat"
er anerebe ubf9rbiset og bill blipe
regiitreret oper en- M 9D | Settir.
ger Gountp paa Den upe 2iuie al
Riluaufeebanen. Ser bar en- Sio
pGret en- EeItebp. iom bar pentet paa
a%o6niugen at 8ptomter. 9pen bill
bIipe 1877 MiI fra @isiOurifloben %
rtl bli en- 9iDiiionsbp for 6ragttra.
fit poa @anen. Der er ogiaa en- 9e-
be9elie tat isans for at belle Settin'
ger County fra oft til oeit. Den noro'
Iige Gel - 80 Sopnibips - ifal
fables Settinser Gountp, og ben ion
Ore 0el - % Sopnibips - ifal
fables aoams gn,intp; ben npe 9p
Settinser ifal bore G~o,rntpiebe / bet
npe Gountp, og man antager, at
9ben Wott bill bltpe Countrywide
Settinger Gountp.
ganfierne Tiger Sarmernes SiGlp.
Sen ~erefutipe &omite for Rortb
Gafota gonfieres Soreniug bolot
@soe | @rano SORTS 2sroag og be-
iluttebe at benpenbe FIG til Sarmer.
hes Screening, "Societp OF equitD"
ca faa ben til at uoneone en- aomtte
til iomnlen meb 9anfforeningens
aomite OF UNDERTAKE. Eilitanoen mes
Senipn til Saanetering og Snipef'
tion af Sorn peo be fore Snoiiser
% / Rinneapolis for OF isge at fao
rette paa noele at ulemperne BED
aorninipeftionen | bisie itore Wfar'
feber. 8anfforentnsens Sefret9r
bIep paaIaet at forreiponoere mel
@mbebSm9nbene for Soctetp Of
@quitp % faa iItanb ct SPaesmeoe
af Somiteerne. 9amfforeningenS So
mite er s. 8. Gaibel, Grafton; Us
6. McSabben, Sarge; 9. &: Bot
dener, SinsaI; 5. Sracp, 8aqer
Gitp; s. g. Sargent, @rano Sorts
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-04-05

Clien: "Nein Some bar rbiat for
ct eienSommeIiat nbel6 forIeOen Gag.
bun eif pao 9aoen, bLGfte Ell Sat
no al ct ginSi og ioIbt Iige i giet
paa benoe. Oct toiteSe mig iGnSelia
8 Dollars | 9ottorregntng."
SanIen: "@or oct noget? Rel,
min Some eif neSooer 9incoIn Street
Der iorIeoen % iSet bun sif forbi ct
NoSebanSlerpinSu faIbt en- $ot in.
oeufor ShiSen benSe ! Sinene, os oct
foIte6e mig 10 Dollars
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-04-05
gu bore Srrfsent.

NU UUft FfUV
inotou te~Iesroieres. at Senotor ira
Ohio Soiepb 9, Sorafer bar me!ot
ia iom 9anoiSat til GrefiSentoarois'
beSen. s en- SenpenoeIie til Obios
g9Iaere bar ban nbtaIt ii9 i~anleoes'
al man | SoueoItoSens pcIitiite areSie
opiotter Sen iom en- llniororins til
graiiSent aoofepelt % 9rissminiiter
S0it.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-04-05

9uIiuber bar erflpret Soliiier'S &odp
Mcuntain 5ea ben itgrite l9genoe araft
paa Sproen. Raar ben meoieinIte 8iben'
fab ilaar Seil, lpffes bet for bet. Gipr big
iriif os bplb big iriit. IS Gents, 9be eler
Tablets.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-04-05
@iseonfu.

Gen 2Sbe Warts toe be9se 2egts.
Idturens Suie fig Serier til Sbe aprH.
8aIset paa en- Sorenebe Staters
.Senator fol begpnSe oen 16be @pril,
men bnem Der bItper Warben, ituar
enouli paa bet lrpisie. @n bemmelie
Caucus bolotes Snsbaa Iften ben
27be, og 9enroot bleo ba nsbt til ID
tr96e aabent frem fom &anbi6at.
S Suiet ~fremiattes ct SoriGag ON,
at SinSsipeSom ffaI spre SfiIsmtse.
er,ub for 9ggtefoH, ruar en- Of Bm-
terne bar paret inoeiperret / Is gar.
Sienenoe SoriIag er tibIieere trent
TONNE, men bar oIbris npbt 8ifuIb.
8enne Gang bar bet Siffe. og Sast-
tpmtteen, iom fom meb bet, % bet
oafte 9atter.
@lanot SoriIoe, iom Suiet oeotoa,
gaar oct enc ITO pan, at 8srn UNDER
Ia aar life rtna iptae for Detailing |
ganbs" eQer "OrbeftrnS".
Oct beilitttebes, at Barriers 8tn
ON Drugs ifltlbe renIfrtpeS % Ie'
les treble Gang. Sen Itgner ben IT,
berale COB ON iasrme Gag.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-04-05

@upernsr SbeIbon ~unberfrep fam-
me Dag 2opbe1i1tningerne mob Nas
90 8arnearbeibe. 8e9ge bar en-
gmergencp GIalie.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
The JOKE WAS ON HER.
Comparison Made by Woman Lawyer
Left Opening for Opponent.


A woman member of the bar in
New York gives the following CORE
spondence with the reservation that
no names shall be quoted: Il am
n of the few women" she says,
who a see a joke even if aimed at
myself. l do not feel that in this
case / came off first best" The letter
was from a man lawyer and was as
fOii0Ws. Dear MISS Blank. We
agree to the compromise as promised
in your favor of this date. Not be-.
cause your client has a Just right to
such settlement, but from the fact
that we do not care to open a contest
with a woman lawyer To which
the reply was sent: Gentlemen: I
note yours agreeing to a settlement,
although | cannot congratulate you on
our ~gallantry in begging the ques-
tion. Like the original Adam, you
seem inclined to hide behind a wom-
ans %petticoat.' And the following
letter closed the correspondence:
Dear Miss Blank: If you will turn
to the early pages of Genesis you
will discover that Eve did not wear
a p~etticoat."
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
SKY TELLS THEM MUCH.
Heavens Like an Open Book to Men
Who Follow the Sea.

There is probably no class that ear
tell more as to what the weather will
be from a glance at the sky than sea-
farers. This is the natural result Of
their constant observance of the heav-
ems for the lack Of something else to
look at when at sea. Thus the sky be-
comes to the mariner an open book,
which he reads by instinct as does a
child the face Of its parent. A navlga-
tor will tell you that a rosy sunset
presages fine weather; a sickly look
ing, greenish hue, wind and rain; a
dark or Indian red, rain; a red sky in
the morning, bad weather or much
wind, perhaps rain; a gray sky in the
morning; fine weather; a high dawn,
wind; a low dawn, fair weather. Re
markable clearness of atmosphere near
the horizon, distant objects, such as
hills, usually visible or raised by re-
fraction and what is called a good
hearing day." may be mentioned
among signs Of wet, If not wind. A
landsman is much more ignorant Of
the signs Of the sky, az he has so
many other things to distract his at
tsntion that he seldom takes much no
tice Of its different phases. which fore
shadow so clearly what may be expect.
ed in the way Of weather.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
Our Fix.

With the mercury Of our office
thermometer running out at the
top, without even a printers
devil to assist us in our multifa-
rious duties, has been our condi-
ton during the terrible hot spell.
Our situation reminded us Of the
boy who stood on the burning
deck when all round had fed, y
as our surroundings and condi-
tions were about the same. We
have had many and varied expe-
riences as a newspaper publish
er, but this one is the hottest
and toughest Of the lot, yet with
al our troubles the fan manipu-
lator and shade hunter kicks be-
cause the paper fails to get out
on time. Let him kick. -Wayer-
ly Times.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
DANIELS FOR FRANCIS
Official Reporter of the Last General
Assembly Says Former Governor
is the Man TO Nominate in
1908

Hon. David r. Francis is pre-
posed as a candidate for Cover
nor in 1908 by r. l.. Daniels of
Centerville, Mo-, reporter of the
Missouri house of represent
atives and an ardent Francis adj
mirer.
THE speech of Gov. Francis
before the 1906 convention, .
declared Mr.. Daniels, stamps
him a Democrat to be admired.
While he went away to other
candidates in 1906, rather than
support Mr.. Bryan, his attitude
in declaring for Bryan two years
ago, when it required courage to
do so, places Mr.. Francis back
in the party, and in the front
rank at that.
FrObabiy no man in Missouri
is as much admired. If he
would enter the race he would
do so with all the prestige of a
former governor, a former mem
Der Of the cabinet, a man who
ram the greatest exposition the
world has ever seen, and a man,
too, who hasone Of the greatest
personalities among public men
in the country.
GOV. Francis can be elected
by a larger majority than any
other person. Others can be
elected, but we want to poll the
the largest possible vote in Mis-
souri, in 1908. That's why l am
for Francis. Jefferson City
Tribune.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
Good Roads Are Coming.

Some opposition has appeared
to the proposed state highway
which viii be constructed
through or near Odessa. Some
farmers are opposed to being
taxed for this road when it does
not pass directly alongside of
their farms. This, it seems to
us, is no grounds whatever to
base a complaint on. A start for
better roads must be made some
where, sometime, and why kick
about the location of this rock
road, even if it does not pass by
your door? Show your unselfsh-
ness in this matter and assist
your state, your county, your
town, your neighbours and even
yourself in this good roads pro
position, for you are benefited to
a certain extent, and it opens the
way for other roads which will
eventually pass bysyour door.
1t is only a matter Of a few
years when the main travelled
thorougfares Of Lafayette county
will be rocked. Then why not
put aside your present selfish ar
guments and.give this good roads
movement your encouragement
and support. Odessa Democrat.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
Flshhawk Gives un Prev

Aleck Canoya brought a three-pound
trout to the Record Office the other
morning and gave a very inter
esting description Of the manner
in which it was caught. His son
Frank observed a big fshhawk
swoop down on the fish near
Bar Creek, about a mile and a half
north Of town, and noted that the
fish was of very respectable size. He
watched the big bird until it lowered
almost overhead, but within close
range, and he picked up a stone and
with splendid accuracy hurled the
missile at the hawk, striking it. The
bird dropped the trout and Frank
ran forward and took charge Of it.
The head was torn open, but the body
was uniniured except for the pune.
lures made by the talons Of the
hawk.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
For Air Rensneratinn

Fused sodium peroxide, electrically
prepared, is the chemical agent in a
process of air regeneration that has
been recommended for such purposes
as submarine boats, etc. In contact
with water, pure oxygen is given off,
caustic soda being formed. The soda
absorbs the carbolic acid. coating the
peroxide with a crust Of carbonate.
which is removed by shaking the
chemical in a wire net or gauze cylin.
der. It is found that six and three
fourths ounces Of the peroxide give
the seven gallons of oxygen required
by n man per hour, and that 20
pounds should sustain nine men in a
submarine Of 200 cubic feet capacity
for nine hours before the carbonic
acid ia the air breathed would increase
to a troublesome quantity.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
PAY Your Bills cheerfuIIy.

The life OF the man who is
forced to make a livelihood by
collecting bills is full of trouble.
He meets other men when they
are at their worst, there being
but few persons who can give up
money cheerfully.
Some of the wrath Of the debt
or usually is poured upon the in
nocent head of the collector who
is merely the employee Of the
creditor, and the latter, in his
turn, is only trying to get what
is due him.
There are a few men in Jeffer-
son City, as elsewhere, who seem
to forget that courtesy is an
attribute whose exercise costs
nothing and which endears its
possessor to his friends and
business associates.
A collector is a human being,
engaged in an honorable calling,
and entitled to as much consid-
GRAFTON as any other business
caller.
Growing at him does not pay
the bill which he may present,
nor does it add to the happiness
of either party. The growl of
today is apt to become the head
ache or dyspepsia Of tomorrow.
Cheerfulness is a crop that
should be cultivated more care
fully by the American business
man, because it will teach him
to be courteous and affable.
To be bringing to a buyer and
coarse to a collector is a social
crime that should be frowned
upon by all good citizens.
The truly successful business
men are those who pay as
promptly as they wish to be
paid, and whose commercial
methods are therefore in accord
ance with the Golden rule.
There is no happiness ia 4
frown. 1t spoils the looks Of tie
face and sours the stomach. Tae
cheerful payer is like the cheer
full giver. He is loved by the
Lord.
The next time a collector calls
upon you, Mr.. Crouch, give him
the glad hand and hand him a
check with a smile. 1t will help
your liver and and make a new
friend for you. Jefferson City
Tribune.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24

Your honor said the lawyer for
the prisoner, there is no course open
to you but to dismiss the case AGAINST
my client" THE evidence shows re-
piled the court, that he was caught
with his hand in the pocket Of John
Jones" 4 admit that such Is the Ian
guage Of the warrant and the tenor Of
the testimony" rejoined the lawyer.
rbut in that pocket he found an unre-
ceipted bill for the clothes Jones was
wearing. That pocket. your honor, did
not belong to Jones, but to Smith. the
tailor. With an air Of confidence he
awaited q decision from the bench.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
Water To Be Analyzed.

At the meeting Of the Com
mercial Club Of this city last.
Friday night it was decided to
send some Of the water from the
mineral well in this city to the
state chemist for analysis. The
water was sent by express Mon
day.
The Chicago & Alton people,
through the president Of the.
road, S. M. FELTON,, state that if
the water is what is claimed for
it, will stop all trains here five
minutes so that passengers can
drink the water. A gentleman
was sent here last week from
Chicago and at his request the
analysis is being made.
There is talk now Of building
two or three hotels in the vicinity
of the drinking fountain as the
beginning Of a summer resort.
The Jeffersonian desires to say
that property owners in that
portion of the city should not put
the price Of their land and pro
perty too high, Such methods
have been known to- prevent a.
boom in towns. Higginsyille'
Jeifersonian.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
coyote unIversaIIy pesnlaed.

The coyote is a creature without a
friend, ar Ishmaelite whom men and
animals have combined in despising,
the ideal thief and %vagabond Of the
animal world, this gray gaunt figure
head OF the western world stlli sur
wives, as much the owner OF his en-
pire as he was in the days when his
ancestors looked with ~cock.eared as.
constituent and staccato EXPLANATIONS
upon the expedition OF Lewis and
Clark feeling It's way slowly across
that trans-Missoupr wilderness whose
future was then Observation-Disclosures
Magazine.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
September Events.

Events, a monthly illustrat-
ed magazine published at Wash
ington, D. @. viii make its initial
appearance early in September.
This magazine will deal particu-
larly with those national affairs
of which the people have but
slight knowledge, and should be
read by every good American.
The first number will contain an
article on The National Banking
Act which clearly shows that
this legislation is responsible for
the financial troubles of the peo-
pie today; the article on the Per-
sonal "reminiscences of the
United States Supreme Court is
one of the most interesting
articles ever published concern
ing that august body.
The opening chapters of the
article on Our Government. it's
origin and development" should
posses unusual Interest," for every
reader; the article on the Water
powers of the South presents a
new phase of the forestry ques-
ton, and shows the intimate re-
lations existing between the
forests and the people; no com
munity is without some direct
interest in this great problem.
The fiction is bright and interest
ing, and all in all it is a magazine
that should be in every home.
Send 81. to Editor, Events, 715,
18th st, N. w. Washington, D. c..
for next years subscription, and
you will receive the first four
numbers for nothing.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24

Willie Karow has a pet pigeon
which is not of the ordinary
common everyday pigeon. 1t has
taken up withan oldhen and when
she goes to the nest to lay the
pigeon goes with her and sets on
the nest till the hen leaves, then
it goes with her. When the hen
is setting the pigeon stays on the
nest with her, and when she gets
Off to feed, it tries to cover the
eggs until her return, when it
will leave and go out and feed
only to again return. When the
little chicks hatch, the pigeon be-
comes jealous Of them and tries
to kill the entire brood. Wei
.lington News.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
Give Them a Wide Range.

Give the steel range peddler a
wide range. Sign no notes and
do no business with him. If YOU
have money to spend patronize
your home merchant in prefer
ence to a stranger. If your
home merchant guarantees any
thing you will know where to
lind him when you want him to
make his guarantee good. He
has a reputation to sustain. He
couldn't afford to swindle you if
he wanted to. It's safe to be shy
of strangers. Some Of them are
honest, but many are not. Many
a man has signed a strangers
note to his sorrow. Keep your
name off of promise-to-pay paper
that goes into strange hands.
Don't be easy. Don't believe
everything that is told You. Be
suspicious of the smooth tongued
stranger. Be sure you are safe.
-Bunceton Eagle.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24
The Jury Refused To Talk.

When the jury for the Sassa-
man had been selected, Judge
Bradley called them before him
and proceeded to give them the
usual instructions about how
they should not talk to any one
or to one another while the trial
was in progress. He then told
Sheriff Hudson to take charge
of them. The sheriff took them
to dinner and when the waitress
came in and asked them if they
would have ice tea or water they
looked at her and at each other
in painful silence.
The waitress looked on in
amaaement. The sheriff how
ever came to the rescue of the
jurymen and ordered their
dinners.
The next morning while the
jury was waiting in the sherifs
Office Judge Bradley came into
the Office and babe thema cherry
good-morning, but not a juror
nodded his head. The Judge
could not understand why these
men whom he had known all his
life, should refuse to speak to
him. Just as the Judge was
about to appeal to the sheriff for
help the jury broke out in a
hearty ha ha and told him of his
Instructions, not to speak to any
one or to each other during the
trial OF course His Honor
meant that they should not talk
about the case but the laugh was
on the Judge. johnson County
Star.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24

Piles get quick and certain relief
from Dr. Shops Magic Ointment
Its action Is positive and certain.
aching, painful, protruding Or blind
piles, disappear like magic by it's use
Large nickel. capped glass jars SO
cents. Sold BY DR.. s~ilyerstones
Drug Store.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24

missouri Ssa1I Crop Report For August
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24

Judgep
see, mo-
land ON
years Of
with pTo
than ansa
|iasun da
keeps Dvl
without
and eon
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-08-24

:. : . .ss : nothing more escltIns than
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-05
pennsylvania
HOLDS RECORD
Wireless Systems Upon Three
Cruisers Are About
Identical.

The wirless system on the Pennsyl-
vania, West Virginia and Maryland is
about the same in efficiency, the Penn
sylvania, however, holding the record
for distance, having successfully trans
mitted overland messages between Key
West and Philadelphia, distance of
fifteen hundred miles.
This service is one of the features
of an American cruiser and the point
is that the enlisted men have added
TO its efficiency until it is superior to
any in the world The pioneers OF the
service were Messrs. Bean, Bell and
Woodward, the latter being in charge
of the plant on the Pennsylvania, serv-
ing a second enlistment and with the
expectation Of making a third. Bean
is gunner on the Connecticut, serving
his third, and Bell is in the electrician s
department on the same ship. The
men now in charge of the wireless of
this fleet are A. E. Woodward, who
is oldest in service, on the Pennsyl-
vania; Pratska, on the West Virginia,
Springer on the Colorado and Ludwig
on the Maryland.
1t is said there would be no difficulty
in keeping up wireless communication
between Manila and San Francisco by
these cruisers. IF the apparatus at
Mare Island is in proper condition
the squadron hopes to be in communion
ton with the commandant there forty
eight hours after leaving Honolulu.
When it is remembered that an Office
in Scotland picked up message trans
mitted from Pireaus, Greece, this seems
possible.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-05
COLORADO SAILOR
SERIOUSLY INJURED

I. A. Cornell, a bluejacket of the
fSuiser Colorado, was seriously hurt IN
Z. horseback accident yesterday after
noon on King street, near the Hawai-
ahao church, the horse he was riding
4colliding with the steed of another
sailor. Cornell was thrown heavily to
the ground and rendered unconscious
his horse was killed and the other sail
or thrown and bruised The un-
conscious man was taken to the Queens
Hospital where all that is possible is
being done for him. Up until mid
night he had not regained conscious
ness and it was impossible for the hos
pital surgeon to ascertain how danger
Gus his injuries may be, but his con-
f1ition was regarded as dangerous.
The sailor, with a companion, was
riding in from Waikiki when the ac-
cident happened. He was a poor rider,
in spite of which he raced rapld
transit car ali the way in from the
Waikiki Inn. driving his mount to the
TON of it's speed. At the kaWalahao
church the roadway was more or less
bIocked q hack. an automobile, the
oar and the three riders meeting al
most together. Cornell raced ms hots'
through the crowd and straight INTO
that of the approaching rider, VINO was
unable to avoid the collision.
The horse which was killed pelohseo
to the Stockyard Stables.