The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-03-31
DON'T CROWD, GIRLS,
THIS BACHELOR MAY
DECIDE ON A WIDOW.
Mr.. Penyard Has 800 a Month, and Means
Business, Bur No G0od WOma1 is Barred
From COmbetiti0n.

until now have never been in the mood.
/ take this means of securing wife,
for | would rather become united with a
stranger than with some girl whom
know too WE'LL
Has Best of References.
MI Penyard will give references of
highest character. One of those whom he
mentioned is no less a parsonage than a
bishop. Mr. Penyard lives in Alta and be-
ing a native son. he naturally prefers a
Utah girl for his wife In fact, he is
quite insistent on this point. believing as
every one else does, that Utah produces
the pretuest. sweetest and best girls in all
the world. Mr.. Penyard does not object
to widows. comedy widow would suit
him very we'll. And then. too, he does
not draw the line closely, for he would as
soon have his home presided over by a
widow with a child as one not thus EN-
numbered" In that he differs materially
from The despotic janitor of some fiat
buildings who, in the exercise of his pow
er absolute. puts up the bars against the
prattle of the little ones.
Now Is the Time 70 Write.
A word of advice is that those of the
fair ones who look with favor upon the
Penyard preliminary proposal write at
once. This doubtless will turn out to be
a case of first come, first served" all
things being equal otherwise. Mr.. Pen
yard would like the ladies who reply to
his advertisement 10 inciose their photo
graphs in the first letter. That desire, OF
course, is only natural, for every aspir-
ing bridegroom ought of a right TO pos
sess at least some notion of how his bride
to-be looks, how her pompadour trends
upward, whether she has an oval face
OF Is of the classic Greek type; whether
she is snub nosed or whether her pro-
bosCis is acquiline in its outlines; whether
| her ears are shell-like and her dimples To-
Gated at the proper points.
Mr. Penyard has caused 400 photograph:
| of himself to be prepared by a photo
/ to incIose one Of these with his very frs
| epistle. II his selection should be made
| early there would be photographs enough
| left to paper at least one side of the fam
| lily bedroom. 1t can be said with every
| regard for truth that the lady who gets
| one Of Mr.. Panyard's photographs viii
! find herself gazing upon the likeness of :
! strikingly manly man. The photograph
| alone ought to be worth the effort anC
| the price of paper. ink and posta e
should be taken that the supply of photo
graphs may become exhausted.
For Full Particulars.
'I realize the fact" said Mr. Penyard
| that The Herald is Utah's greatest fam
| lily journal. / know that it reaches nearly
| every home in the commonwealth anC
consequently il comes under the eye o
/ the women and that is the eye l want L
| attract I know that many of our hap
| piest marriages are the result of CORE
! spondence following the insertion of le
Ultimate advertisements in legitimate pub
! locations. Therefore. 1 come to you;
know that The Herald will help me i
any one can"
| Mr.. Penyard's pseudonymous character
/ ization in The Herald office is X Thf
| symbol, however, by no means signifie
that Mr.. Penyard is an algebraic unknown
| quantity. A billet doux addressed to *
| Herald office. Salt Lake City will brinl
| in answer all necessary information con
! corning Mr.. Penyard. his hopes and fears
| mis- material and spiritual ambitions. an
/ his IDEAS about things in general, and es
| pecially his views on the subject of matri
mony. Let the 'X'' letters begin to flow