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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
Church Notes.

The ladies of the Kentucky Ave-
nue. Presbyterian church will meet
Monday afternoon with Mrs. Van
Coles, 1745 Clay street.
The Womans Home Mission So
ciety of the Trimble Street Metho-
dist church will meet Monday after
noon at 2:S0 with Mrs. B. T. Davis,
1902 Monroe street.
The Rev. ]. W. BACKYARD. presiding
elder of the Paducah district, went
to Calvert City this morning to hold
quarterly conferences on the Reid
land circuit. The Rev. T. J. owen,
pastor of the church at Calvert City.
accompanied him.
Dedication of the Guthrie Avenue
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
JAPANEsE pEPoRTMENT.

Complacence is an Anglo-Saxor
weakness, but even our equanimity Il
receiving constant jars from the sub
tie Japanese In the first place, theil
officials conducted themselves like
gentlemen during the San francisco
embroglio, while we acted like lot
of heather. Then General Kuroki,
doubtless with a mission Gall Japs
have missions when they pay "hon-
orable" visits) came in by way OF
Seattle, dellcately intimating to Fris-
co that there are other ports on the
Pacific coast. Lastly, the little brown
sailors, 500 of them, behaved so well
in New York city during a half day
ashore. that ali the newspapers have
been compelled to comment on the
incident. They toured the city and
took a look at Grants tomb and Co
lumbia university. Reporters for the
papers were stationed on the Bow
cry awaiting the advent of the Japs
TO see them shoot up the street when
they failed to get the kind of sake"
they were used to at home. The diff
ference between the Japs and us is,
that the Japs are studying our good
points and initiating them. We don't
admire the oriental lack of sincerity,
but their department sets us a high
example.
The Jap, whether he be private
soldier. seamen. merchant, civil Off
cial. or high military officer, appears
always to realize that he is under
observation; that by his department
the whole nation will be judged The
Jap, whether it be the character of
mis- training, or a racial Characters
tic. Is always on dress parade, al
ways putting his best foot for
ward" always seeking to create the
best impression. Secretive, quiet, pa
tient, unostentatlous. neat, the little
brown man is an envoy extraordi-
nary from his native land wherever
he may go. creating favorable inn
preston for the very grace Of him,
and winning eommendation even
from those who hate him in the alb
stract. And. above all. this devotion
TO appearances does not detract from
his efficiency.
Our natural lack of restraint. our
Unborn feeling of sovereignty. which
is not always matched by our culture.
give all Americans a sense of supe-
riority. the outward manifestations of
which are calculated to mislead other
peoples into wrong judgment of us.
We have depths Of character the Japs
win never sound; breadths of intel
lect they will never measure and
moral attitudes they will never scale.
butt their 1ittleness Is covered with a
coat of fine veneer and a deceptive
finish that might be copied with
profit.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
WEST KENTUCKY COLLEGE
COMMENCEMENT is OVER

Mayfield. Ky, May 1s.-Com.
mencement week at West Kentucky
college closed with the senior class
banquet. The banquet was presided
over by Miss Ella Massey, as toast.
mistress. the invocation by Rev. e
B. Kuntz. and the address of well
come, by Mr.. Roy Rutherford. which
was responded to by Prof. Joe Du-
hot. The address of ED. s. B. Moore
was on THE Man for the Age" and
''The Woman for the Age by Miss
Eugenia Parham. '"The Fruits of a
Chase by Mr.. Lewis s. Robbins, and
She by Mr.. voris Gregory.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
HOTEL ARRIVALS.

st. Nicholas--Mrs. e. L. Stone,
New Columbia; Burns Robinson,
Hampton; H. A. Tally. Hampton
Felix G. Martin. Linton; II. B. KEEL
ley, Oak Level; c. NJ. Wheeler. Ev-
ansville; F. H. Lyon and wife, Ev-
ansville: ]. p. Silly. Benton; Chas.
Marry, Memphis; H. L. Frazier, Trez-
evant, Tenn; j. d. Clemens and wife
Allen Spring.
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methodist.

TRIMBLE sTREET-The Rev. G
w. Banks. pastor. Morning subject:
1.-THE Grace of Forgiveness" Temp
erance sermon in the evening by
Col. j. M. Tanning.
BROADWAY--The Rev. w. 7
Boiling. pastor. Preaching at both
services by DR.. Hamilton, OF Clinton
MASSAC-The Rev. w. j. Naylor
breaches morning and evening.
TENNESSEE STREET.-THE Rev
n. J. owen breaches in tho evening
THIRD STREET.-THE Rev. Peter
Fields. pastor. Preaching morning
and evening and at $3.50 o'clock by
the Rev. L. l.. Pickett, the evangelist.
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THE BUSINESS MAN


'If young man does not find ro-
nance in his business, 1t is not the
fault of the business, but the fault of
the young man. Consider the won
ders, the mysteries, connected with
the recent developments in that most
spiritual of all agents-electriclt
with its unknown, and, perhaps, even
unguessed powers. He must indeed
be a dull and prosaic young man
who, being connected with electric
lily in any of its forms. is not lifted
from humdrum business to the region
of the mysterious. Business is not
all dollars. These are but the shell
the kernel lies within, and is to be
enjoyed later, as the higher faculties
Of the business man, so constantly
called into play, develop and mature.
He must possess one of the rarest
qualities-be an excellent Judge of
men-he often employs thousands.
He must know how to bring the best
out of various characters; he must
have the gift of organization-an-
other rare gift; must have executive
ability: must be able to decide
promptly and wisely. ANDREW Car
negie in System.
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,44.A.e.k..4..sh4.s.,
1ATTHE CHURCHES
Baptist.

Baptist.
FIRST-The Rev. Calvin M.
Thompson. pastor On account of
the absence of the pastor, who is at
tending the Southern Baptist conven-
ton at Richmond, Va, his assistant,
the Rev. ]. II. Clark, will fill the pull
pit. Morning subject; "Divine Har-
mony" Evening subject: "The Last
Judgment"
SECOND-The Rev. L. G. Graham,
pastor. Usual morning and evening
services.
NORTH TWELFTH-The Rev. T,
B. Rouse will preach at 7:45 O'Clock
D. m. Sunday school at 1880 O'Clock
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Episcopal.

GRACE The Rev, D. C. Wright
rector. Tomorrow being Whitsunday
or Pentecost, there will be holy com
munion 1880 a. mn Sunday school
$3.50 a. m. Morning prayer and SER
mon 10:45 a. m. Subject, "The Holy
Spirit" Evening prayer and sermon
1890 p. m. All the evening services
will be at 1880 during the summer
months. instead of 1880.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
PRESBYTERIAN.

FIRST-The Rev. w. z. Cave,
pastor Song service in the morning.
Elder Thomas A. Baker will lead. No
evening service.
INSERT Program Cecon, -aecond
KENTUCKY AvENUE-The Rev.
]. R. Henry. pastor. Morning SER
mon by Col. M. ]. Tanning. Evening
sermon by the pastor, subject: 1.-The
Christian Home-The Bulwark of the
Nation"
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
German.

LUTHERAN-No morning service
Evening service conducted by the
Rev. Paul Bente.
BVANGELICAL-The Rev. VII
liam Bourquin, pastor. Pentecost
Reunion of confirmation classes
Morning, classes from 1S74-1s94
Evening. classes from 1894 to 1907
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

FIRST-The Rev. S. B, Moore,
pastor. Morning subject: Head
quarters of Christianity Evening
subject: "Some Tests of Faith" sun
day school at $3.50 a. m. Junior En-
deavor $3.50 p. m.
TENTH STREET - The Rev.
George H. Farley. pastor. Morning
and evening services. All cordially
invited to attend.
MECHANICSBURG - Sunday
school will be held at 1880 o'clock in
the afternoon.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
Call for a Republican County Con-

ventiOn.
Pursuant to instructions from the
state central committee, and comply
ing with the action Of the McCracken
county committee, the Republicans OF
McCracken county are hereby called
to meet at the county court house in
Paducah, KY, on Saturday. June Is,
1907 at 1880 p. m. standard time. for
the purpose of selecting delegates to
the state convention to be held in
Louisville. KY. on Wednesday, June
10, 1907.
II was also ordered by the Nc
CraCken county committee that at
the county convention on June Is,
1907. candidate be nominated for
representative. to represent Nc
Cracker county in the Kentucky leg
islature.
FRANK BOYD. Chairman.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

The Rev. j. L. Clark, who married
William Ellis Corey to Mabelle Gil
man; Harry Orchard, who murdered
Governor Steunenberg, and Boss
Ruef, of San Francisco, are all good
"injuns" and want pardons for their
sins. 1t adds nothing to a mans NOR
al stature to be coward.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
Roman Catholic.

ST. FRANCIS DE SALES The
Rev. H. w. Jansen, pastor. Pentecost
will be observed tomorrow with es-
pecial music. AS is customary the
Easter musical program will be re-
peated Mass at and 1880 a. m.
and vespers at p. m.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

Just to prove his capacity, a St.
Louis man swallowed nineteen drinks
of whisky. Then he died. Thrifty ma
ture isn't inclined to waste vitality
on her vessels of clay, whose cubical
contents comprise the whole range Of
their aspirations.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

Nothing wonderful about the Octo
pus remaining under water "a hours.
The remarkable feature of the exhibi-
ton was its returning to the sur
face.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

Place your orders Tor wedding
invitations at home. The Sun is
showing as great an assortment as
you will find anywhere at prices
mucn lower than you will have to
pay elsewhere.
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Jewish.

TEMPLE ISRAEL-The Rev. Mey-
er Lovitch, rabbi. Services in cele-
bration of the feast of Shebuoth, OF
Pentecost. will be celebrated at Tenn
pie Israel tonight, at 1880 and Sun
day morning at 1880. Special music
will be feature Of the services to-
morrow. The subject Of the dis
course will be Universal Religion. "
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
Christian science.

SERVICES Sunday, 1890 a. m. (;
"Wednesday, 1880 p. M; Sunday
school $3.50 a. m. Hall 527 u
Broadway. Public invited.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

way, II a. M; Third and Broadway,
2 o'clock; inside meeting at p. m;
Fourth and Broadway, Z D. m; inside
meeting p. m Meeting every night
except Monday. Headquarters at
1870 Broadway.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

wheat continues to jump" says
market report. Must be spring
wheat.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

The Chicago wheat pit must be
nearly full of dollars by this time.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
Daily Thought.

Every great soul IS reverent
Only the small and ignorant are
needless of proper claims upon mans
veneration."
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

Mr.. Charles Mercer. 1909 Monroe
street, has gone to Louisville to visit
his sister.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

Personally appeared before me,
this May 1, 1907, K. J. Paxton, gen.
eral manager of The Sun, who af-
firms that the above statement of
the circulation Of The Sun for the
month of April, 1907. is true to the
best of his knowledge and belief.
PETER PURYEAR,
Notary Public.
My commission expires January
%. 1908.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18

Puzzle editors seem to have taken
over all subjects pertaining to ma
fional Democracy. The New York
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
you DON'T HAVE TO WAIT

Every dose makes you feelbetter. Lax-Fos
keeps your whole 'nsides right. Sold on the
money back plan everywhere Price so cents.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-05-18
Salvation Army.

Sunday morning. Fifth and Broad
way, 10 a. m; Fourth and Broad
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This List May Contain Something That You Want
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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-11-26
= rXANDPTA GAZETTE AND VIRGINIA ADyERTIsER.
LEGAL NOTICES.


UiRGlNIA.--In ths Corporation Court Of
Y the city of Alexandra, on tbs 9th day OF
November. 1907.
A'S T.. h'a ia cAanosry.
Warren r Htf,
Memo. The object Of the above entitled
cause IS to obtain an absolute divorce from
the defendant; allow the complainant to re-
sumo her maiden name. and for general re-
lief
1t appearing by an affidavit fled in this
cause that the defendant, Warren r. Cuff,
is non resident Of this State 1t is Ordered.
That said defendant appear here within If
+ en- days after due publication OF this order.
and do what is necessary 10 protect his inter-
est in this suit, and that copy Of this order
be forthwith Inserted in the Alexandria Ga
zette, a newspaper p iblished the city Of
Alexandra, OF ce a week for four successive
weeks, ard post d at the front door of the
Court House Of this city.
A ipv-TESTE.
NEWELL 5. GREENAWAY, Clerk.
Norton & Boothe. p. q. nov5 w4wtu
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He Fought AT Gettysburg

David Parker, Of Fayetie, n. y. who Lost
a foot at Gettysburg, writes; Electric Bit
tiers have done me mor good than any medi.
cine ever took. For several years | had
stomach trouble. and paid out much money
for medicine TO little purpose until began
taking Electric Bitters | would no tax.
$500 for what they have done for me-" Grand
ionic for the aged and for female Weakness 5
Great Alternative and body builder; best OF all
for lame back and weak kidneys. Guaranteed
by ali druggist. 50c
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The finest Coffee Substitute ever made, has
recently been produced by DR.. Shoop, Of Ra-
cine. Wis. You don't have to boil it twenty
or thirty minutes. MADE in q minute" says
the d. ctor. Health Coffee" is really the
closest Coffee Imitation ever yet produced.
Not a grain Of real Coffee in it either. Health
Coffee Imitation is made from pure toasted
cereals or grains, with malt. nuts, etc. Real
" il would fool an expeTt--were he TO IN
kno wingly drink it for coffee. Sold by E. >.
Leadbeater 4 Cons.
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RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trains leave Union Station Alexandria,
I'll Ar.......l.. IL fo0r


In Effect November II. 1907.
Electromagnetic figures published
only as information, and are not guaranteed
7:l7 A. M.-Daily-Locai for "srrensos,
Dapville and way stations.
1923 A. M.-Daily-Locd for Harrisonourg
and way stations.
cir 4. M.--Daily-U. 8. fast Mail. FiIst
class coaches and drawins-room sleeper Tor
Columbus, Ca, and New Orleans. Dining
car service. .,
i1:I7 AM. Daily-Washingro and Florids
limited. Sleeping cars between New York sno
Jacksonville. Through frst-class coaches
between washington and Jacksonville.
Dining car service between Washington and
$50 P. M.-Deily-New YORK and Atlanta
Express-First class coach 10 Atlanta; sleeper
to Atlanta, Ga. Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays Sunset Route Tourist sleeper WASH
ingten to San francisco
4:22 P. M.--Week Days-Local for Hsf-
risohburg and way stations on Manassas
branch.
6:i2 P. M.-Dsily-LOcal for Ware ntou
and Charlottesville.
1907 P. NJ, No. ss-Daily-New York and
| Augusta Express. Through coaches and
sleepe,s to Charlotte, Columbia and Augustus.
Sleeper to Aiken. DininI car service Ia
carte.
1882 p. Washington and Chit
tanooga Limited lvia Lynchburgl, Fir
class coach and sleeping car TO Roanoke.
Knoxville, Chattanooga and Memphis. Sleep,
er 10 Birmingham and New Orleans, Wash
ington to Roanoke. Dining car service.
| 1l:17 P. M.-Daily--New York and New
Orleans Limited. All Pullman train, club
and observation cars TO New Orleans Sleep
ers to Asheyille, Atlantis, Birmingham and
| New Orleans Dining ca service.
Through trains from the south arrive at Al
exandria 7:iS, 1898 and 6:4S A. "a and 2:2s,
sos, S.2S, ll:l3 and ll:23 p. NJ. daily. Har.
risonbure 1905 P. NJ. week days and 9:0s
P NJ daily. From Charlottesville 7:43 A. NJ.
TRAINS ON BLUEMONT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria wv. & o. Station) S:l7 A
NJ. l:29, and 1853 P. NJ. week days for
Blue mont: 6:35 p. NJ. for Leesburg; 9:2l
". and 6:12 P. NJ. on Sundays only for Blue
mont.
For detailed schedule figures. tickets, Pull
man reservation, etc., apply TO
WILLIAM G. LEHEW, Union Ticket
Agent Alexandra, Va.
c. Il. ACKERT, Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr
s. III. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
w. b. TAYL0E, Gen. Passenger Agent
L. s. BROWN, General Agent.
Washington, ID. @.
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Washington Southern Ry

Schedule Ia eject August B, IyW.
Trains lesye Union Staten for Washington
and points north at 03 AND IS a. M, 1904
2S6, z 90. 9 SO, and II 80 p. NJ, week days.
Sundays IS e. m, 120i, 92S, s5Si ana
133 p. IN.
For fredericksburg, Richmond and points
south at SO, 4 As, 9 81 and Il 81 Q. M, 400
on local, and is p. M, week days.
Sundays SO, 7 on, 921 and II 81 9. m.
4 90 OF (local), and l6 p. m.
Accommodation for Fredericksburg at 81
a. m week days.
Nor. Time of arrivals ard departures
nd connections not guaranteed.
CIV. CULP, w. p. TAYLOB.
Ganl Supt Trsf. Mgr.
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Eiy,s Cream Balm has been tried and
not found wanting in thousands Of homes all
over the country. It has won place 10 !ne
fsmily medicine closet among the reliable
household remedies. where it is kept ct hand
for use in treating cold in the head just as
soon as some member OF the household begins
the preliminary sneezing or .snufiiing. IT
gives Immediate relief aud day or two's
treatment will put a stop to a cold which
might, if not checked, become chronic and
run into bad case Of catarrh.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-11-26
Tho Last Of the Plaques.

one by one the plaques of Egypt are
being abolished by science. The frogs
were abolished long ago by the drain
tile. The fieas are checked by insect
powder. and the darkness that couid
be felt has melted away before the arc
light. The sixth plague still remains
in full glory. The fly is always with
rs. The great Dr. Radcliffe used to
declare that the three worst annoy
apces OF life were smoke, flies and IT.
relevant observation-disclosures Weekly.
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Washington, Alexandria 4
Mt. Vernon Railway.
LEAVE ALEXANDRIA,

LEAVE ALEXANDRIA
For Washington, from corner Prince and
Royal streets. week days, at 545, 610. $40
6S5. 645. 200, 7l0. 100, 735, 100. 90.
315, $50, $50, $50, $40, $50, $50.
10 10, 10 80, 10 50, II 10, II 25, II 80, II 50 q
M. IL 10, IL rs, IL 80, y so, 10, rs. 80.
4 20, 4 80, ABS, 4 80, 10, 20, 6S5, 5 %.
500, s Is, $50, 50 10, 80, 500, 8 80.
900, 80, 10 90. 10 80, II 10 and II SOP. m.
sundays-7OO, $40. 8 10, 900, $50, 10 10
10 As, II Is and II As a. M, IL 10, II 40, 05,
1 20, l 40, 2 20, 220. Q 40, 800, 3 90. $40, 400.
4 20, 4 40, 5 90, 5 20. 40, 6 90, 30, 6 40, 90
40, 40, 800. $50. 900, $50, lOM lO%
and II 10 pm.
FOR MOUNT VERNON.
Leave Alexandria for Mount Vernon, wees
lays, 5 As, $50, 8 80, 10 %, IL 20 a. M, II 81.
Is, 225, 3S2, ass, s So, 7O5 and $40
q. m.
Sundays 90, Q 80, 10 Al, IL 40 a. m. IL II
: 40, 40 40, 447. 7 05. 8 IS and 10 is o. "
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Eannu Work.

"Alrs. Follansbee tells me that she is
studying Chaucer" said Mrs. oldcas-
tie. ,,,
"Indeedy" replied her hostess. "she
always was crazy over fancy work. -
Chicago Record Herald.
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Wanted TO Be Posted.

Restaurant Patron-I see that you
hive on the bill Of fare assorted pies
Waiter-Yes. sir Restaurant Patron
Well. the last time ] was here | found
nail in piece of pie, and the time
before It was a collar button. What
kind of an assortment have you go'
shis time?-Exchange
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AIsxaaxorias @szesas
TUESDAY Ev <NINa. NOV. 2s. 1907.
Retrogressive.

Extracts from Miss Evergreen's dia-
~:
'ThIs is my eighth birthday. A new
brother came. His name will be Fritz.
"Fritz is twenty years cid today, just
year younger than I. People always
take us for twins.
"Fritz will be thirty years old tomor-
row his wedding day. How the time
does Hy! OF course he is eight years
my senior and used to carry me about
when | was a baby; still 1t seems
strange TO think of the boy getting
married ."-Fliegende Batter
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The Elax EXnert.

Parvenue (golng over his estate with
his steward)-The fax is very short
this year. Seems to me they will only
be able to make children's shirts vita
it.-Fliegende Batter.
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Mean Thinu.

81 really must get to my ROOM" said
the first college girl. II can't afford to
keep late hours, must preserve my
complexion, you know"
1.-THE ideaw exclaimed the other. 81
thought the kind you bought was III
ready preserved. philadelphia Press.
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A Graceful Withdrawal.

"Do you know who that old man is
talking to our hostess?" asked Mrs.
Blunderer OF the lady sitting beside
her.
THAT" answered the woman cold
ly, us my SON."
"oh," gasped Mrs. Blunderer In CON
fusion, hes a good deal older than
Won are. is he notT-Lippincotts.
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4 Methodist Minister Recommends

CudhiDcA taih NO"S"
We have used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy in our home for seven years,
and it has always proved to be reliable
remedy. We have found that 1t would
do more than the manufacturers claim
for it. 1t is especially good for Group
and whoopiDg cough,
REV. JAMES A. LEWIS,
Pastor Milaca, Mimi, NJ. E. Church.
Chamberlsin's Cough Remedy is sold
by Gibson & Timberman and w. F
Creighton e. Co.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-11-26
He Went.

The Hungry Guest-Jeames. what
dine is dinner? The Candid Butler
I as my borders, sir, which Is to serve
hup as soon as ever you go, sir'-Lon'
don Express.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-11-26
Vary Stunid.

village Schoolmaster explaining obi
ped" and neutrality-suspicious., Jones.
What is the difference between me and
A. pig? Jones-Coudn't tell you, sir
London Opinion.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-11-26
lndependent.

IT thought you were married, and.
yet you're sewing on your own but
tons"
81 am married, but / keep my indie
pendence, let me tell you."-Meggen-
dorfer Batter.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-11-26
The Same Thing.

He-So you were never in love! she
Why. no! But I've been engaged TO
heaps of men who were.-Bystandcr.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-11-26

The country which is cultivated with
difficulty produces great men.-Menan'
der.
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A man who can laugh at himself can
laugh at the whole world.-Balzac.