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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
A WISE BRlT0N.
He Half Suspected at the Start That
the Feathers Weren't Edible.


the Feathers Weren't Edible.
A Brooklyn man who entertained an
English relative tells this without the
CULVER Of an eyelid:
"My cousin from London reached
New York last summer, along with a
hot wave. The crowds were deep be-
fore the soda water fountains on lower
Broadway. He remarked that he did
not comprehend how Americans could
swallow that nasty slush'
A mere preference I explained.
we have many curious examples of
that kind in this country. One of the
most remarkable evidences of insatia-
BILE appetite for froth rather than sub
stance is that of the American poultry
lover who daily advertises in our New
York papers for 1000 feather beds. AS
you may well imagine, he is said to
have entirely lost his taste for the
flesh Of the fowl
"'Oh, reallyv exclaimed the English
man in quiet surprise. Nothing more
was said till nine months later, when
I opened my mail one day and found
marked copy Of the London Times,
which he had sent to me. He called
my attention to this extract in an
article on mob rule and lynching in
America, 1T can hardly be possible
that the supply Of tar and feathers in
the United States will be sufficient at
the rate the mobs are covering the
bodies of the poor wretches who are
tortured and Inundated before they are
drawn and quartered or burned at the
stake
II fancy you will see your error
after reading this he wrote. Tt is
quite plain the man wanted the beds
for another purpose and not, as you
believe, to eat Brooklyn Eagle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Get What You Ask For,

When you see an article well-adver-
tised in the newspapers, you may be
sure it's a good article, for advertising
only pays if the goods are honest and
posses merit. The people who make
a speciality of one advertised article,
like Cascarets, Candy Cathartic for
example, stake their whole business
existence on it's doing what they say it
will. They must make goodn as the
saying is. Readers of this paper are
urged to be sure that they get what
they ask for, when they ask for an
advertised article, for it's the good
thing that is initiated and counter
feited. Don't accept substitutes! In
sist on getting the genuine!
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Dogs That Worry

If you have ever seen a dog that has
lost it's master in London street you
will wonder whether even the lower
animals have not the elements Of wor-
ry to disturb them. But the man wor-
ries about many other things than
bones OF masters, and the dog never
suffers from insomnia through fear of
a future life or the state of his bank
ing ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
How Inconsiderate!

young Ruggles did very thought
less thing"
what was that?"
HE wrote a poem in honor of a
certain young woman who had just
completed her twenty-frst birthday
and published it in the college paper"
wasn't it a good poem?'
Every good"
whats the criticism then?"
'Why, everybody who wants to find
out can look back any time and discov-
er how old the young woman is."-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Youthful Financier.

This really happened in New York
the other day:
Displeased Parent-Molly, I find you
have been buying three pairs of gloves
without my permission Why did you
do so? Miss Molly (aged twelve
Why, daddy, I was obliged to have
some gloves; I hadn't pair to wear!
Displeased Parent-It was wrong of
you to buy the gloves without the per.
mission either of your mamma or
myself. Miss Molly-Well, never mind
daddy, dear; they won't cost anything.
I had them charged.-New York Post
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Not Even the Clock.

Two ladies were being shown
through the State Hospital For the
Insane. AS they entered a ward one
turned to the other and said, 81 won
der if that clock is right?"
An inmate standing near overheard
her and instantly replied: .'Great Scott,
no! It wouldn't be here if it was!''-
Lippincott's.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

TEYASaE AIMS We own 100000 acres or ian.
J. GAASSGAWV In the PANHANDLE: anG
VAN HORNE VALLEY, Texas Zone OF the most fertile
valleys In the state. The Southern Pacific Railroad
Proposed s line Of the Santa Fe will directly through
well located for retail purposes They were catef1ly
5eected, and having purchased them some time ago
we can quote you prices and terms that are right
LAMP AGENTS., ATTENTiON!-secure control
OF l0OOO ceres OF this land which you do by max
Ing q small payment down. and realize profit OF
$4,000 Own your own lands Don't sell on commits
Bldg. st. Paul MINI,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Wanted a Better One.

Patient-When you're i'll, doctor, do
you treat yourself?
mo. I call in one of my colleagues. .
Then can't call in one of them
the one that cured you ?'-Kurger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

Don't keep so busy making money to
afford pleasure that you have no time
to devote to pleasure. st Louis Globe
Democrat.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

When there is the slightest indication
of indigestion, heart burn, fatulence or
any form of stomach trouble take a
little Kodol occasionally and you will
be afforded prompt relief. Kodol is
compound of vegetable acids and con-
tains the juices found in healthy stom-
ach. Kodol digests what you eat, makes
your food do you good. Sold by Eugene
a. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Thousands of people are daily suffer

Thousands of people are daily suffer
ing with kidney and bladder troubles
dangerous ailments that should be check
ed promptly. DeWitt's, Kidney and
Bladder Pills are the best remedy for
backache, weak kidneys, Inflammation
of the bladder. Their action is prompt
and sure. A week treatment for csc.
Sold by Eugene A. Ptefferle,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
The Difference.

"Pa, what's the difference between
the meaning of prepared and ready?'
"Well, there's many a person who
may be prepared to die, but I never
saw one who was ready" Chicago
Record Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Careful.

TIN going to put a fender on the
front Of my runabout."
$50 you won't run over some one?"
'Nope. So it won't hurt the radiator
when Cleveland Plain Dealer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

x Absolute cleanliness, purity and
strength are features of Daniel Web
ster -four. l8tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
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The Washington times., 1907-08-03
GIVES FULL TEXT
OF JAP TREATY
Common Law in China
Also Discussed in
Journal.

For the first time the full text OF the
recently concluded FrancO-Japanese
Treaty is 10 be published IN this country.
In the Journal Of International Law"
which is about 20 appear. The journal
Is published by the international Law
Association. OF which Secretary OF State
Root Is president The text OF the
treaty was supplied from the japanese
embassy IN this city. The cable notices
have accurately described the scope Of
the treaty, which in general terms, pro-
vides for a mutual guarantee Of the
maintenance Of the territorial status or
the two principals in the Fa- East. but
there are a number OF details. hereto
fore unpublished. likely to interest stu
Dents OF diplomacy.
OF topical interest is a compilation In
the same publication Of samples OF ar
bitration treaties, showing the develop
ment Of the principle OF arbitration as
applied TO international settlements.
Judge Wilfey has been having a lot
OF trouble in breaking ground for the
first United States court in China The
magazine tells Of one of his recent and
most important decisions In the case Of
the United States VS.. c. A. Biddle. in
volving the application OF common law
to the administration Of justice fl China.
The important point was TO dehne the
meaning OF common law" which Judge
Wilhey did by declaring that It meant
the old common law OF England as modi-
fed by the statutes and constructions
given to II in America Up to the time
OF the separation from England. but ex-
cluding all recent State statutes and
codes.
The novel problem Of extradition law,
following the attempt OF the government
Of Mexico 20 obtain the surrender by
Guatemala OF the assassins Of General
Barlllas, Is discussed from an inside
point of view by the editors. and there
are a number OF special articles in the
number OF general interest. notably one
by Chandler Anderson "On the Treaty
Making Power" which might have a
bearing on the fisheries negotiations. and
others by Prof Albert Bushnell Har,
OF Harvard, John Bassett Moore Of Co
lumba. and Simeon Baldwin, and Paul
Reinsch Of Wisconsin.
A list Of American consulates revised
UP 10 date Is a valuable feature of the
publication.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
NATURES PENALTY
DISARhS JUDGE
Deaf Mute Pardoned for
Ungovernab!e Rage.
Kicked Window.

NEW YORK. Aug. 3-Johr O'Brien.
a deaf mute, thirty-nine years of age.
OF 457 Seventeenth street, was charged
in the Fifth avenue courS. Brooklyn. with
malicious mischief.
Policeman Barnitz testified that
O'Brien, when walking IN Hamilton ave-
rue. stumbled over a piece II telegraph
wire, lost his temper, and kicked hole
in the window of the office Of Mccall
dron Bros. lumber dealers
Bv the use Of a pencil and sheet OF
paper Magistrate Geismar questioned
O'Brien and then said:
The prisoner pleads guilty. He says
he has an ungOyernahle temper, that
he regrets what he did, and VIII en-
deavor 10 control his passion hereafter
Deaf mutes frequently have vicious
tempers. While the absence % the sense
Of sight appears TO make persons pa
tient gentle, and kind, the absence or
the sense of hearing and speech seems
to have the opposite effect on the minds
Of men so deprived.
''It IS not for this court 70 attempt
to correct this afflicted man by inlet
penalty on him which draws 70 him my
sympathy. Instead Of accepting his plea
Of guilty and suspendilg sentence 4
fna.l declare him not guilty and honor
ably discharge HIM
The magistrates speech was written
out at O'Briens request The man
eagerly read the words with a grateful
smile and moist eyes. He bowed 70 the
court again and again. as II giving as
surances that he would endeavOr 10
Keep his promise 10 control his temper
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
Attempt to Lynch
Girls Assailant
Nearly Succeeds

NEW YORK, Aug. 3.-Five hundred
infuriated Brooklynites .pounced upon
Martin Sallo, the tailor, who attempted
TO assault and strapSle Annie Rogers.
a pretty seventeen-year-old girl, after
he had escaped. and beat him into in
sensioility, dragged him through the
streets with a rope tied around his
neck. coolly prepared a moose, and were
I'm the act of stringing him up 10 a
telegraph pole when he was rescued by
a policeman
IT was the nearest attempt at lynch
ing ever known in New York, and would
have been carried to ultimate success
were Il not for the fact that foreigners
who sympathized with the man inter-
fered and delayed matters until the
police arrived.
Miss Rogers suffered greatly. but Will
appear IN police court today against
the assailant. who will be held for trial.
Miss Rogers and a girl friend were
walking down Third street, when the
tailor approached them.
He attempted TO engage IN converse
tion with the girls. but fed when they
threatened to report him to the police.
A few moments later he jumped out
from behind truck and grabbed the
Rogers girl. Her companion neW down
the street screaming. Her cries at
tracted the attention Of John Enright.
who with some men, ran behind the
truck There they saw the young wom-
an on the ground and the man running
away Enright, who had a bottle in
his hand. after a race, knocked him un-
conscious 20 the ground. A crowd
quickly gathered, and had dragged the
man 10 a telegraph pole. The moose was
adjusted and the men were trying to
throw II over the pole when other for
eigners appeared and threatened 10 kill
the would-be lynchers. They repulsed
the attack and continued their prepara-
tions until the arrival OF the police. who,
backed by the mans sympathizers,
fought the revenge-mad throng away.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
KAISER AND CAR
MEET ON BALTIC,
VISIT Personal
German Careful of Royal
GueSt-PoliticS Not
Discussed.

BERLIN. Aug, 3-Emperor William
OF Germany and Czar Nicholas OF Rus
STA, met today in the Baltic sea, of
Swinenmuende. Emperor William was
on the royal yacht Hoehnzollern, and
the Russian emperor on his yacht, the
STANDARD. The presence Of the German
Baltic fleet gave naval pomp to the oc-
casion.
The German authorities took every
precaution 10 insure the safety OF the
Russian emperor. Marine policemen did
duty along the shore.
There is much speculation as 10 the
cause Of the meeting. The newspapers.
however, maintain the visit of the Car
Is purely a personal one and that mat
;ers OF political import we're not dis
cusSed
The German people see in the meeting
an expression of hearty relations be-
tween the two countries which are bound
together by many interests.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
VITAL RECORDS
Births

White
Abraham and Eige Sober. girl.
George and Lille Yeatman. boy.
Patrick and Mary Reddington, girl.
Henry and Marion Sawtelle. girl
Michael and Katherine Mckain, boy
Soloman and Minnie Wasserman, boy
Paul and Anna Marshall. boy
Edward and Kathryn Rose. girl
Charles J. and Nellie RAN. girl
William w. and Reba Bailey, girl
T. y. and Margaret Bailey, girl
Dominica and Elinia Vita. girl
William W. and Mary Morgan. boy.
Walter and Flora Sherwin. boy
David and MOllie elem. boy.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
Deaths

White
Mhcael 3. German, Il years, 400 Mas
sachuRetts avenue northwest
BartholCnew Curran, 6S years, 40
Twenty-fourth street
Frank F. Dyer. years. 1lsT Howard
street
Bertha Reeves. months, 1906 Sixth
street northeast.
Mary c. Richards, 7S years, Govern
merit Hospital for the Insane.
John W Perkins. IS years, Sibley Hos
pital
Anthony c. Deeds, . months. 1s22 Tenth
street northwest
Daniel Barrett, S. years. Providence
Hospital
Pearl A Jett. ~ years. 1900 North Cap
itol street.
Felmer Whalen, months, 2o49 Thirty
fifth street northwest
Oracle Newton, months. ls4 Morris
road.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
MARRIAGE ANNULMENT
ASKED BY NELLIE BACKUS

Suit for an snnulment OF marriage was
filed in the District Supreme Court to-
day by Nellie G. Backus against James
A. Backus. otherwise known as Thomas
A. Taylor.
II is alleged IN the petition that at
the time Of her marriage in this city, in
October, 1906. Backus had a wife living
in Rochester. y. Y, whom he married
under the name of Taylor IN October,
1904.
Backus has been confined in the
Moundsville penitentiary in West Vlr-
ginia since February, 1906.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03

of the cellar in which the body was
found.
The men arrested are named Espisito
Tomaso. twenty-four; Luigi. twenty;
George, seventeen, and James. thirteen.
The three older brothers were taken into
police headquarters. and the boy James
to the rooms OF the Children's Society.
Bloody Finger Prints Found.
Bloody finger prints believed to have
been made by the murderer OF Katie
Tietschler were dscoverd by the police
today on the walls OF the cellar where
her body was found.
The discovery was made. by Police In
spector Burfiend today Acting on a
suggestion of John Bauer. uncle of the
murdered girl, the police. armed with
searchlights, made a thorough search
of the cellar for the first time today.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
MICHAEL G0RMAN BURIED;
CLERK TO THE POLICE

Funeral services for Michael B. Cor
man. clerk of Police Headquarters, who
died on Wednesday evening, were held
in st. AlOysius Church at o'clock this
morning The Rev Father Pittar off,
cieted. The casket was covered with
handsome ficral tributes from those who
knew end loved German.
The body was borne to its final rest
ing place by Captain BOardmRn. Captain
Alniss, Detective Frank Helan, Detec-
tive Sergeant Joseph Carter, Sergeant
DAILY, and Detective Charles Evans, all
of whom had served many years with
Clerk German. lnterment was made in
Mt. Olivet Cemetery.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
JACKSON GROVE ASSEMBLY.

The annual campmeeting season at
Jackson Grove. located on the Pennsyl-
vania railroad near odenton, viii open
An address will be delivered by the
Rev. Robert ]. Bateman, OF Jackson
VILE. Fla, who will be in charge of the
camp Sunday the Rev. +. d. Bailey
will preach and Calvin Brinkley, of
Jacksonville Fla. and others will
speak. The Baltimore Gospel Trio will
sing. end a regular old-time campmeet-
ing IS anticipated. Evangelistic, temper
ance, rescue mission and other lines OF
work will be presented.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
POISON NOT LABELED,
MAN Is FINED $40

Bug poison without clear label cost
Frank Carter $40 in the Police Court
this morning. when he was tried before
Judge Kimball on the charge OF selling
poison without proper specifications.
Carter was exploiting q mixture OF his
own concoction yesterday in the vicinity
Of Twenty-seventh and I streets. when
Mounted officer Creagh started after
him.
his man, and learned, to his intense dis
appointment, that the suspicious-look-
ing satchel contained nothing more than
Carriers celebrated bug killer" labeled
on the front in faint pencil marks.
Carter was forced to put up $100 col
lateral. but upon the appeal OF his coun-
sci, William 7. Ambrose, this amount
was reduced to a SO fine.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03

Secretary w. E. Collett, OF the
Colorado Prison Association. says he
has been kissing his wife six times a
day for twenty years, which gives him
total to date OF something more than
1900 kisses. He likes to kiss today
better than ever. Lieutenant Governor
Harper declares a husband should kiss
his wife every time he can without ap-
pearing ridiculous in the eyes Of the
public.
Other opinions range from one TO two
stingy little kisses a day TO a witherins
fire Of the caress.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
Marriage LicenseA-

James X. Dawes and Alice A Masters
James T. Rich and Mary Agnes O'Sul-
livan-
Albert Taylor and Doslue Durrett-
Silas a. Brown and Geneva Jenkins,
both Of BroOkland, d. c.
William 3. Smith and Cora Smith, both
OF Louisa county, Va.
Merton D. TOWIe and Luella NJ Lar
sen. both OF Memphis. Mimi
William NJ. Tracey and Annie L. Hare,
both OF Baltimore, Nd
William II. Carpenter and Belle Hen
son.
Samuel Cyrus OF Marion. Va. and
Albert l. Randolph. OF Richmond. Va
Gilbert Price and Adeline Brown.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
MAN DIES SUDDENLY,
RUPTURED BLOOD VESSEL

Ere derrick A. Cook. a Bureau OF En-
craving and Printing employe, twenty
six years old, died suddenly at his home.
OLE Nineteenth street. at noon today.
Dr. Elliott, OF the Maury apartment.
WHO was called in to attend Cook, said
death was the result Of a ruptured blood
vessel.
Mrs Christy. a relative OF Cook, says
she believes he ruptured the blood yes
sci while repairing a water piue in the
cellar. Cook went to the bureau at thQ
usual hour this morning, but soon re-
turned home, complaining that he felt
ILL., About noon he was taken with con-
vulsions d. Elliott reached the house
while Cook was dying. Coroner Nevitt
probably Will give a certificate Of death
from natural causes this afternoon
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
When Ought Kissing Stop?
SneerS For WASHINGTON
Fond Denver Husbands Say as Often as You
Can-Stingy Ones Think Once or
Twice a Day.

DENVER. Col, Aug. s.-The people of
this city in discussing a case in wash
ington, D. c.. in which a woman OBJ
taired a divorce from her husband be-
cause he suddenly stopped kissing her.
have become interested in comparing
notes as to how often a husband should
kiss his wife.
Everyone is asking the other about
It. and no satisfactory conclusion has
been reached. AS a consequence, Denver
benedicts are not sure that they have
been doing right, and a clearing house
Is suggested.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
ACCUSED OF ROBBERY,
MAN HELD TO GRAND JURY

For the alleged robbing of Benjamin
Edwards, colored, OF a purse containing
$50, Charles williams. also colored, was
held for the action OF the grand jury this
morning on a COO bond.
Williams was arrested on the scene Of
the supposed robbery near the Agrieul-
tural building Yesterday.
The Washington times., 1907-08-03
MAN CUT IN HALF,
RUN DOWN BY ENGINE

Run down by an engine. Thomas H
Ford, colored, sixty-fve years old, OF
Hillsdale, d. c., was cut in half and
died instantly in the st. Elizabeth Hos
pital grounds about noon today. Ford
was picking weeds along the track when
the engine backed on him Borne TO the
tracks by the heavy wheels his life was
ground out Of him before the engineer
could stop the engine. The body was
taken to the morgue. The engine was
in charge of Engineer John Luckett and
Fireman Frank Luckett. An inquest
probably will be held Monday.