The sun., 1907-08-27
The SIMPLE, PERFECT LIFE
As PREACHED AND LIVED BI DR.
ASHER GLLCk or enc 800.

As PREACHED AND LIVED BI DR.
ASHER GLUCk or CHICAGO.
Perfect Chilsiren Is what tie Aims A., ami
He Has a scheme which Hes wtlsink 10
Back Ntth ssO. 900 -ssere for SUPPLIES
snd incidentally Picks Up Converts.
Dr. Asher Gl0cis. inventor and head
barker OF the simple Life Equality Sys-
tenn" and author OF 'Oiam Habbo. or tho
New Immortality. Another Existence OF
a Future State" thriller spoken very
highly OF by Chicago critics. In In New
York 90 buy some linen. olive oil and i'm
ported prunes for his colony IN Chicago.
Incidentally 1lS made a coll at THE SUN
Office. Although he's not bent on making
converts this trip the doctor will not re-
fuse your application II satisfied that you
are pure enough to stand the pressure.
Already Miss Helena NJ. Block OF Avenue
q and East Ninsty-eighth street. Csnarsis.
graduate Of Public School 12s; Eta Click.
same address. originally removed from
Boston. Mass. and Abraham Levine. ~
willett street. Manhattan. have joined
Abraham Levine Is a rabbi and a doctor.
DIR. Gluck says. and. as DR.. Glnck further
says, he most indeed Ire next to what
he's about.
DIR. Gidck also carries an offer that looks
like cinch for the couple which wins out
in the scramble to close with it.
Il will wager any sum from $ioo00 TO
$50. 900. deposited in any Now York bank.
the doctor says. that any healthy man
and woman who will live perfect lives for
fifteen months according to my direction
may have a perfect ohild-a childs that
will talk at birth. have an adult brain and
genius in any line thai tho parents shall DE-
size during those fifteen months Of perfect
living. III even promise that the child
will never die"
After this declaration the pundit doesn't
at all mind being asked who the biazes
he is. even though answering entails the
unwrapping Of giant roll Of Chicago news
papers. which have found him worth very
many pages. IL was more than year ago
that DR.. GlDck started at III, Milwaukee
show the world how to turn out absolutely
perfect human beings They we're the
Architects" at first, but the professional
men who claim the same title without the
quotes raised holler, 90 now DR.. Glucks
people are Just followers OF the Simple
1ife Equality System.
The colony started with twenty-four
members. IL has about fifty now. DR. Gluck
says. II has never yet produced a perfect
child. One reason is that year is short
another. as Dr. Giuck admits. is the scarcity
Of folks who can be perfect for anything
like the required period. A while ago Miss
Undkr Fyng and Richard wunder thought
they'd like to try IL and signed a compact
to follow DIR. Gluck's recipe for months
before marriage and after But one day
the old Harry or something got into Wun-
der and he up and kissed his fiancee. II
quashed the experiment, for II you 20 In
after that $780, 900 you can't SO much as
step on each other 9 toes until the day is
reached when you both are perfect
ANY physical contact at all, he lucidly
explains, starts vibrations which shake
you right back to the grossness from which
you started"
DR.. Gluck has been married seven years
but 10 not father vet IF had a child
and it turned out not to be perfect I would
consider myself lost forever he said.
MY wife is highly educated and 10 a wonder
fully good woman, but | sadly realize that
not yet is she ready to be the mother OF a
perfect child She was too long in the old
environment"
DR.. Gluck says he's a. years old. He
looks 10, but that . because he is vegetarian.
fasts from Sunday night to noon Of every
Tuesday to give his system rest, and in a
to the simple life. He was born in Austria.
made fortune as a doctor which the Gov
ernment took in taxes because he wouldn't
serve in the army and eat army rations.
and came to America eleven years ago.
Il was born a jew" he says. but have
studied ss2 religions and found them all
made up by liars. So now / haven't any
religion at all except the religion Of justice.
Here's the creed OF the Architects:
To live tor the sake Of living and to know
all things.
To be of help to slI kingdoms min ersl.
veget sble. animal.
To live natural life.
To be born rs a perfect being.
To know our duties on earth and to fulfil
them.
To unite for cooperative effort in bringing
about perfection OF the raoe.
Isn't that simple? Don't you think
you could do that. young man?' asks DR.
CLICK
An Architect" doesn't use animal prod
ucts in any form. That's one reason why all
his garments are bun linen from cap to
shoes. DIR. Gllick doesn't wear any under
clothes or socks either. When they're
home the women folks wear trousers like
the men. but Chicago has not yet been
elevated to the point OF letting them parade
that way in public.
An Architect" shuns tobacco. luuor,
candy ice pepper salt and some more things.
The men can't shave or the women do their
hair up. No one handles money. Every
One sndTeh III inc pOssecstOu vi inc NOME,
and men and women are always in strict
training for marriage.
The doctor is long on the marriage idea
Some OF his eloquence must he left to the
medical books. but here's a word about
babies;
-The ordinary babe, as we see 1t. is as
compared with the babe OF the new order
a mere stupid little animal, lacking the
power to reason or TO help itself in any
wsy-a little bundle filed with the propen-
sities and passions and weaknesses given
1t by ignorant parents. Why shouldn't
we be born perfect When men and
women are reborn, redeemed. they will
bring into the world children perfect at
birth. already endowed with intelligence
and understanding.
And you'd better say that President
Roosevelt Ia all wrong about children.
People have too many, not too few. Two
"a boy and girl-are enough"
1t costs DIR. Gluck 81 so a week to live.
The whole outfit Of linen clothee-made
by the Architects (you can buy from them
II you want to)--oosts $3.50 The head
Pefecter has had some trouble finding
food fit to eat in New York but as he has