New-York tribune., 1907-11-10

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NSE a-r. and c9liectIn a.tinIties bein
NJ 30 The latest lad. Tor the plain,
byZ<FZ2GH straight. old, -honor-and-cher-
6%IE%-rtSN sh business Is still II the ring. !
lIEh.c$fE have PInckney's word tor it. and
I2KFSSIkI PIncznev ought to know. Oh. yes.
KSSCDEzS he's an authority now. sure II
Miss Gertv. the twin tanner. And
say. what do YOU suppose they
did with that gift pair Of terro-s. Jack and Jill.
while the. maxim the weddin tour: Took EN-
along Honest. they travels for ten weeks with t"o
kids five --ur ks. and couple Of maids.
You l.- look Ike no honeymoon couple says
]. when meets EN- in Jersey City I'd take You
We -l saws Pincknev. GRIMM We've
been exp ring the western part Of the United
States We have discovered Colorado Springs the
Yosemite and lot more very interesting places.
al over again.
You u .e maxim a new map. ! expect. SAYS /.
d" Il would be new 60 most New Workers. says he.
And .e been tryIn' ever since T. ngure out
whether that's a knock. Now and then has
d suspl- shat PInCkney's 5 acquired some new bug
since he .eer ont through the alfalfa belt; but
maybe his idea Of the Vests bein such great
place only comes from the fact that Gerty was
produce there Perhaps is all ne says too, but /
notice b. ems mighty glad get back To Main-st..
X. l.e thought So i you'd seen the way he
trails M --ound over town the trst day after he
lands Wa r4s on the 60 from noon until one A. N.
and his .i.l must have split a twenty up fine
What teLcs me though. Is that he the same
old Pir--.a- only more 50. BEN married don
Seem T. a.-a no heavier on his mind than Jolnln
another ..h So instead of me l5sIn track OF HIM
at0ge-ae- he shows ~ here 1T the studio ottener
than before And that's how II was he happens to
be on hand when this overgrov-n party from the
han orchard blows IL.
Just he minute though. Pinckney was back
n the .- sin room clImbin into his trock coat
after g.- Ittle half-hour session on the mat; 50
SN1ty a md the reception committee
As The door opens / looks up I" see about seven
loot ri --uamon brown plaid cloth little the
home.e5t stuff / ever see used tor clothes red
and gree acItie q face the color Of ripe tomato,
and ons -hese buckskiu tinted felt hats on top OF
that M rim from the peak OF the StetSon To the
hee!s at Eo "a; CInderellas he must have been
some urts ninety inches. but not much. And ne
has al. r-- grace nf a water tower Whoever tired
70 bul.t mat suit for him must have got desperate
and car t 01t with their eyes shut. toT It ht nm
only pots and them not very near togetheF But
What can YOU do with pair OF knock knees ana
snouiae-# shat slope like a hip root
Not Erectu any freaks that day. and BEN too
stunned make any crack on our own hook. me
and o"I.'. does the silent gawp. and waits to see
II II can -aIk For a minute he looks like ne can I.
tie Just stands there with his mouth halt open:
gTnnIn and of sheepsh and good natured, as II
we could tell what he wanted Just by ms looks.
fm Ily J breaks the spell
Hello Sport" says / Ii you see any dust on
top ot that chandelier. don I mention It.
lie dor make any reply to that Just grlnS 4
Httle wider 50 ] gIves him u new deal
NouU tud Huber museum DOWN on 4th-St.
says ] Or have Won got Bowery engage
Ihls ae-s - t"is. h.:o 80 s-. more but It pulls