The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-01-22

csDEtS 10 Do business around Washing
t,a. Who's this u-N "lmbas~sdure
ZIs-Sa&su tact that hash { gOt lis vote.
counted set. He a hne knEli~h gin
tItiHau = tn Old school firm tn north
Isl ireland. 4 good man He's what
they call a Liberal ia England a
Liberal IN England l~ a man Wno be-
iierts III iii Same things tHut, radical
mon I'M thi1 country believe iu-likr
!. Iier4ant Morgan or ~Andhrew CAR
naNgie. Hes It'll favor iN takin' th' poor
mans money away FIRM en- arrNstOc-
iIcy an givin' it To tn plain ri-h.
II don't know what his qualilicl-
tons IT tn job a-rre. He looks pre,-
Is Old = me fr 2 gymnast Hes q
book man an that's bad. | niVcr knew
any wan but Teddy that cud thrain IT.
= foot rae on li~thrachoor. What 4
tails lad write. says ye2 He wrote 4
book WauSf that Hogan read called tn
American commonwealth Hen Gai
q gr-reat deal more wealth Whin ne
comes over, an if he goes To a New
York hotel he'll see that its Just as
common as iy-r ii was. don't know
whether It's a good book or a bad, |
nlver read il. Hogan says lis full is
information bout that there docy-
mint that railroad Prisidiuts and
gr-reat fnancaeIs have become 50
much interested in Isl late. tn what
d'Ve-CalI It'll constitution. There
'i'AA A q - 3tAN - - 49, 49,
thry that hasn't declared Nov that -
call me attitiOn 70 it. | Wud lay Iowa
me life fr tn dear old constitution. |
ike especially tn paragraph which
says. Hands off u stout railroad
~PrisidintS, a nations pride" Me frind
Hartman is in tears over tn outrag {;
on tn constitution an is thinkin' iV
leaVin tn country an giVin' away all
his hard. ever tough-earned, money.
jim Stillman rather thin see tn con
stitution mal-treated, be s~ubpoeny
servers is gOin' abroad without amy
flourish IL ~thrumpets, but undher an
assumed name. But if ! was tn new
British Ambassadure It's tn constitu-
ton iv Tiddy Rosenfelt Id keep me
eye IN. That's tn on'y wan that don't
need protection fr tn JUDICIARY
but anyhow what difference does
il make at all? sure. who cares who's
Ambass;idufc Nanny years ago twas
q divvle " j job. Th. Ambassadurc
was q part ~ his country thrans-
planted. Wherever he Wint he VAS a
Walkin' United States IL America. If
amy wan asked him what tn policy
iv his country was his answer was:
4 make it up rs | go along 1t took
about Il year Fl him to Rapport amy
thing he had done an another year to
get tn reproof back. 50 he led a free
an riochous life, declared war,
punched Prime Ministers in tn eye.
an GIN rally mlSDe1aNed nlmSllf, an
no wan at home cared what he did. Be
tn time they knew anything about it
it was old news an he was up to some
other deyilment.
But now how is il? Sure an Ambas-
sadure is about as %Vallyable as a lilly
phone op'ratOr. He has to make tn
connections an if he listens or cuts in
he's fired. He's q messenger an Il
slow wan firm wan GOYernmitn to an
other. He goes up to q King With a
sealed envelope an hands it to him
with tn remark: Sign here That
night. maybe, a man raps at his dure
an avs ARE We tn fellow that
brought tn message this mornin'? L
am says tn Am~baSsadure hitchin'
on his soord. Then I've come to tell
we to pack ye'er thrunk an go on tn
eight tifty-1ivo. Ye'er b~crI9hted Gov
rnmin has asked us to come outside
if we dare an we've wired thin that
We dare.
81 heard Hogan say there was talk
in tn English pa-aperS iV gOin' to war
with Us about Japan" said Mr.. Hen
messy. I'D like to see it. Dye think
they WHIP"
"Th' English pa-apers." said Mr..
Dooley, like our w ar-re conducted
be renowned warry6rs. But, do We
think if there was on'y wan butcher
shop in tn city I'd thry to wreck it,"