The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-05-16
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AID also lacly ~ love Wei, IN either
81 .rnyly case q boldia9 bands.
II, hm husband No aBepdarsh'y
aup.a' %. drosa,sl' The only tsFD'
b. hrighbps % 10 when shs tails q
divorce.
--Docton may vrsie their prefcr7p
isons 10 Eliegsblc Lain. but their haili
Av always written iu ihs plAiHefi hand
81 fngllsh.
~ nndrrrlsnd Y0ur new AUTOMOBILE
has made lsg ha, DO you refer Y
popular admiration or 10 The hrs by
drsni knocked overt
-sbe-so. ! can never be yours
Helm thai case. iAFc~el FOREVER
Sbe chastity Now. don'i g. on mad
George. Yca caa be- mine.
--yeasil suppose you bAFe forgot
Ten all Abou, yoaf s,Ay a, The beach
cnmsonbeak - No. altogether. They
siill keep sending me The bill
Miss skidder gave me cold ioos
ihis morning. Msd Al you' No, MOI
she was running Der touring car with
out the glass front, aud bsr face was
frosted.
Candid wsyfarer--Yes. I've been
In prison. Benevolent Lady - You
should be ashamed 10 own IL. Candid
Wsyfarer--I didn', o~n IL. Was only
. ledger.
--Jokeley--0ur friend Dudley has n
hamor that's quite contagious. Coax
10y What. that duh fellow He mus.
have developed !. very recently. Joke
sy---Yes is scarlet rash.
--Hicks--I dropped around 10 see
the fi,s Kloses in their fat last night,
but oouldn't get in. Wieks-Not at
home. eh' Hicks--Yes, they were all
nj home, that WAS the trouble.
II never knew my wife 10 show any
Interest in newspapers but once. When
vas thaii ] was running for Office and
she enjoyed reading all the mean things
the cppoatioa editors said about me.
Yes. she's married, but she isn't
happy. Why. | understand her hus-
band has money 10 burn. So he had
and still has He hasn't given her the
slightes, incendiary opportunity.
Mrs. Newed-John, dear, have you
decided where we shall spend the sum
mer' Sewed No, darling. ! have
begun 10 peruse the summer resort it,
erature, and expect 10 finish the job
by the first of November.
II Mrs. Bacon-My boy has been
afraid Of the dark ever since he was
. child. Mrs. Egber-How do you
account for tbAii Mrs. Bacon--You
see. his father used 10 sing TO him
every night when il was growing dark.
--Travers Hullo, Bixby; I've been
looking for you. | wanted TO speak 70
you about that new book OF yours.
Bixby delighted 49, Well' Travers -
l wanted 10 ask you where you had
your binding done. t'svery neat.
--Ah, me, sighed Plodder's extrava-
gan. wife, DO wish we had lots of
money, don't youi Well, replied poor
Plodder, sometimes do wish we had
al the money we would have spent SO
far il we had lived mp to your ideas.
oh, George, exclaimed Mrs. Sub
bulbs the moment he got home, you
told the cook 10 clean up the silver
this morning Welt interrupted her
husband. Did you obiecti She clean.
I'd up the silver and lot Of other
things and she's gone with them.
--Finnegan-Shure, niver fought
Hooley'd stop drinkin but he's done
IL. Flanagan-Go way wild ye' Shure
| seen him in Gilligan's saloon half an
hour ago drinkin' ivrything in sight.
finnegan--faix, ! nov later news nor
that. seen him minute ago an he
wuz under the table.
Are you making any plans for next
summer Yes, replied Mrs. Subbubs.
we haw eaten all of our chickens. my
husband has promised not 10 try TO do
any gardening, and we have sold our
COW, 30 We really feel that we are jus.
tilted in hoping 10 be able TO pull
through without any serious trouble.
1T was n case Of breach Of promise.
The defendant WAS allowed to say a
word in his own behalf. Yes. he said.
] kissed her almost continually every
evening I called at her house. Law.
yer tfor Defendant Then you confess
IN Defendant Yes. do confess il.
but ! had 10 do it. Lawyer--Had to
do il! What do you meant Defend.
ant-That was the only way could
keep her from singing. The jury gave
a verdict for the defendant without
leaving their seats.
"A big green automobile sped down
The frosty road. Above the noisy chug-
chug Of the machine be had proposed
and had been refused. Life is not
worth living, he sighed. by heart is
puncsurcd. The beautiful girl smiled.
Thank goodness she exclaimed. in
great relief. Thank goodness for WHAT
Thai J. is your heart that is pnnctured
md not tire. We are twenty miles
from q repair station Without word
be put on full speed and ran aver pig
Ind two COWS just 10 let his feelings
,ut.
A certain little boy In a village
rhool had fallen into the habit Of say I
ng ] have wrote and have went.
The teacher tried in several ways 10
freak him OF the habit, but all in vain.
% one day she bad him remain after
chccl and write the two phrases 100