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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

for five months In q
hospital I was dis
charged as incura-
BILE, and given only
six months to live.
My heart was affect
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times fell uncon-
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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
HOW's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN Il MARVIN, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, 0.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act.
ing directly upon the blood and mucuous sur.
faces of the System. Testimonials sent free.
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

The milk pail is kept free from
staleness, sliminess and sickness II
1t Is washed with Borax and water in
the following proportions-one table
spoonful to a quart of water.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
PIutOcratic Tevity.

The stockholders Of the x, Y. and
z. Railway were about to hold their
annual meeting.
Well" said the secretary, "shall
we proceed to cut the melOn?"
81 suppose we may as WELL" an
swered the president. But first we
will pull turnip."
Saying which, he looked at his
watch to see if it was time to open
the meeting.-Chicago Tribune.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
His Luck.

Harker-Do you believe the find
ing Of four-leaf clover will bring
man good luck?
Barker-Sure. found one last
summer and the very next day my
wife's pugdog departed for canine
heaven. News.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
FrenZied Finance,

Long, hear you have married
your landlady?
Short-Your hearing Is good.
Long-What on earth prompted
you to make such misalliance?
Short-Well, | owed her three
months board and she said If |
didn't pay up she would sue me.
So l married her to prevent litiga-
ton, and now she won't get cent.
Chicago News.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
Character Day by Day.

Day by day all of us are writing
our characters upon the things
around us. Why should we be sur
prised when the Holy Spirit writes
His character upon the house In
which we dwell?-Rev. j. G. Beau
champ.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
DiSlikcd His Tone.

"Will you pass the butter, Mr.
Diggs?" asked the new boarder.
Every time" replied Diggs.
And the landlady says it was the
way Diggs said it that made her an.
gry.-Chicago News.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

The Danish flag Is the oldest ma
toinal emblem at present in use. The
design of white cross on Il red
ground has remained unchanged
since the thirteenth century.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

On the occasion of the Austrian
Emperor's jubilee next year spec
lal jubilee coinage will be issued, in
sluding, particularly, silver five-crown
pieces and gold hundred-crown
ptecos
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

FITS, st. vitus' Dance NERVOUS Diseases per-
manently cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer 50 trial bottle and treatise free.
DR.. H. r. Kline, Id, 931 Arch ST., Phia Pa.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
Deadens Hearing.

God does not cease to speak,. but
The noise of the creatures without
and of our passions within confuses
us and prevents our hearing. --Fene-
lon,
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
One Who Had Found II,

"Where shall the weary find rest"
exclaimed the Rev. DR.. Fourthly,
with dramatic emphasis.
A soft snore from the pew occupied
by Deacon Hardesty was the only re-
sponse.-Chicago News.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

A man would just as lief be honest
as not IL 1t were possible to make
any money that way.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrupfor Children
teething, softens thegums, reducesintiammtI-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie, 2oca bottle
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
In the Secret.

Those who fellowship with His .suf
ferings are in the secrets Of His will.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

It Is better to break up a quarrel
than to patch 1t up.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

A woman is never satisfied unless
she has something to worry about.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Because Doctors Could
Not Cure.

Levi P. Brockway, s. Second Ave,
Anoka, Mimi, says: After lying
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24
PUTIN Am PADDLES DYE S

goods coors than other
without ripping apart Write for free booklet
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-24

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The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
The Tell Tale Voice.

IF you want to tell whether or not
the man you are talking to is telling
the truth don't look him in the eyes,"
said a Denver bank teller to some
friends. 1T is the voice, when you
don't look at the eyes, that tells you
whether the other fellow is lying. We
use the system frequently in the bank.
A man will come in to tell us some
business tale. We look at his feet or
his hands or his knees, but never in
his eyes. II he's telling the truth his
voice will be firm and straightforward,
and the absence Of your gaze In his
eyes will not affect 1t. But II he's
lying he'll be confused by your ac-
ton, and his voice will tremble; he'll
hem and haw, and clear his throat.
You may rest assured then that he's
stringing you"
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
CALL OUT TROOPS.
Alabama win Compel the Southern
Railway to Obey state Laws.

" WV Ss~ ~
Birmingham, Ala, Aug 5.-No OF.
fetal statement was issued tonight OF
the conclusions reached at the con!
ference today between Governor Com.
er. Attorney General CARRIER and the
Associate counsel employed by the
state administration to assist In en-
forcing the laws affecting railroads as
to the next steps in the case against
the Southern railway.
The governor and the attorney gen
eral left for Montgomery late this at.
ternoon and a lengthy discussing was
held by the special counsel tonight at
which the legal phases Of the question
were gone make a report to the gov.
ernor. While the governor wotid
make no statement his advisers let
1t be known that the administration IS
determined to enforce the state laws
at any cost. They said that II neces.
sary an extra session Of the legislature
would be called or troops would be Or
dered out to see that the states COM
mands are obeyed. Their view Is
that the Southern Railway, by DEFY
ing the state law against the remov.
al of a case from the state to federal
court and thereby having its charter
removed by the secretary Of state has
placed itself in position to be dealt
with as an outlaw or mob would be
death with.
It is considered more than likely
that wholesale arrests will follow in
the next few days of officials and EN-
ployes of the Southern who continue
to operate the various lines In spite
of the fact that they are doing so
without a charter from the state.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
THE NEW YORK LlFE's PROGRAM.
Economy, Publicity and the Paramount
interest Of P~oIicyhoIders.

President Kingsley, of the New
York Life Insurance Company, says,
In an address to the policyholders,
that his plan Of administration in
wolves these points:
First: Strict economy; second,
the widest, fairest and fullest public
ity; third, the continuance Of the New
York Life as a worldwide institution;
fourth, such an amount of new bust
ness under the law as we a secure
while practicing intelligent economy,
and enforcing the idea that the inter-
est of the policy-holder is paramount"
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
Always In the Way,

Recently a country doctor in the
north Of Ireland, a bachelor, who was
locally noted for his brusqueness and
Feasibility, was driving along a nor
row lane, or "boreen," when his pas
sage was effectually barred by an old
woman, who was returning from the
bog leading an ass whose panniers
were filled with peats. The woman
led the ass to the side Of the lane as
quickly as she could, but not quickly
enough to please the short-tempered
doctor. "Faugh!" he exclaimed, with
a snort of disgust. Women and asses
are always In the way" I'm glad We
have the manners to put yourself
last" said the old woman, calmly.
The doctor drove on without another
mOrd A N F@
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
TRUST WONT ANSWER
INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER
COMPANY TO ATTACK LAW.
Two Corporations Fight the custer
suits.

Topeka, Kans., Aug. 5.-Today tht
attorneys for the Standard Oil com
pany filed their objections with the
state supreme court to the interroga
tories propounded by the attorney gen
eral OF Kansas. As the questions are
practically the same 1t was agreed
that both suits must be heard at the
same time.
The Standard OIL company AYERS
that 1t is willing to answer the ques-
ton, preferring to give the infornia-
ton that way than to have 1t dragged
out by means of dispositions. But they
aver the questions are unconstitution-
al. The objections fled by the Stand
ard brief and merely relate to minsr
technicalities.
The harvester company, however,
is making its fight on the constitu-
tionality Of the law at the present
time, and they strongly object to an.
swering these questions. They at.
tack the constitutionality OF the law
which was passed at the 1907 session
OF the legislature with a list Of speci-
fc objections, the principal one OF
which is that criminal proceedings are
pending against the companies and
that the answer Of these interroga-
tories would aid the state In the
criminal prosecutions.
Judge Porter continued the hearing
In the Standard OIL and Harvester
cases until September %, when the
full court will be present. He said
that the questions advanced by the at
torneys were of such importance that
he did not feel It would be proper for
him to hear and decide the cases
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
SOAKED IN COFFEE
Until Too stiff to Bend over.

when / drank coffee ! often had
sick headaches, nervousness and bill
iousness much of the time, but when |
went to visit a friend | got in the habit
of drinking Postum.
Il gave up coffee entirely and the re-
suit has been that l have been entire
,ly relieved of all my stomach and ner-
vous trouble.
my mother was just the same way.
We all drink Postum now, and with
out coffee in the house for 2 years, we
f.. are all well.
"A neighbor of mine, a great coffee
drinker, was troubled with pains in
her side for years and was an invalid
She was not able to do her work and
| could not even mend clothes or do any
| thing at all where she would have to
bend forward. If she tried to do q
little hard work she would get such
pains that she would have to lie down
for the rest of the day.
AT last | persuaded ner 10 stoI
drinking coffee and try Postum Food
Coffee and she did so and has used
Postum e since; the result has beer
that she IAN now do her work, car
sit for a whole day and mend and car
sew on the machine and she neyei
feels the least bit Of pain In her side
in fact, she has got well and It shows
coffee was the cause Of the whole trou
Bile.
II could also tell you about severa
other neighbors who have been cures
by quitting coffee and using Postum
In its place. There's q Reason
Look in pkg. for the famous little book
'The Road to MELVILLE"
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
Too Much Exposure.

Elsie Is a %laundress of color. She
is well past youth, ear a parental
smile and sports a single front tooth
of much prominence. Recently she
missed one of her visits to a patron,
and when she next put in ar appear
ance she was suffering from a bad
cold. When asked how she took such
a serious cold she said:
During the recent festivities our
club gave a ball. The gentleman
what's paying attention to NE is very
particular, so | had to go in full even
ing dress, and l had to leave off
a few pieces, and it got me-"
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

The Mckinley monument was planned
and executed under the direction Of a
commission Of prominent men, at q
cost Of $4,000. Gov. Charles e.
Hughes, with his military stan. will
take part in the ceremonies and Presi-
dent Roosevelt and former President
Grover Cleveland have been invited to
attend and speak. Military parades
will be a feature Of the occasion.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine

Sheer white goods, in fact, any fine
wash goods when new, 1--WE much OF
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done in q
tanner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory II proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to ~stiffen, without ~thickening,
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance Of your work
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
THE PARABLE HE LIKED.
Darby Would Have Had Trouble
Picking Il from sacred Book.

An old darby, anxious to be a min.
lister, went to be ordained. He vas
questioned thus: Can you writer"
mo. sah!" "Read?" mo, sah!r How
do you know about the Bibleg ma
niece reads 1t to mel" Know about
the Ten commandments? mo, sah!'
The Twenty-third Psalm" .Neb-
Der heard Of him, sahl" Know the
BeatitudesY mo, sah!" well, what
part Of the Bible do you like best?'
'Par'bles, sah!" Can you give us
one?" deed, yes, sah!" Let us
have 1t, then" "Once wen the queen
Of Sheba was gwine down to Jerusa-
lem she fell among thieves. First
they passed her by on de oddah side
den dey come oyah an dey say unto
her, Fro down Jezebel!' but she
wouldn't fro her down; and again
dey say unto her, Fro down Jezebel!'
but she wouldn't fro her down; and
again dey say unto her for de flrd
and last time, for | amt gwine to ak
20 no mo-, Fro down Jezebel!' and
dey fro'd her down for 70 times and
Z, till de remains were 'leven baskets;
and ] say unto yo', whose wife was
she at de resurrection ?"--Bystander.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
FUSS OVER RESULT.
vardaman Won't concede Election Of
Williams as Senator.


jackson. Miss. Aug. o-Chairman
B. M. Wells, learning tonight of an
attempt on the part of several sup
porters OF Governor Vardaman to
count the Adams county vote, sent the
following message to all election man
ayers In Mississippi:
Williams Headquarters, Jackson,
August 5.--Do not let the ballots or
original tally sheets go out Of tho
hands of the election officers. We
have won this election and do not
propose to be counted out.
BEN H. WELLS,
Chairman"
John Sharp Williams gave out the
following to the press:
~. have certainly been elected.
Why the opposition does not concede
1t, I can not understand. II there be
any honest reason for holding back
returns, / cannot conceive It."
Chairman Wells received a message
tonight from J. M. Thomas that hs
had been requested to send the bar
lot and tally sheets to the chairman Of
the state executive committee and de
clined to comply. Mr.. Wells endorsed
this position.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
RAILWAY PRES. ARRESTED.

New York, Aug. 5~.-President Pet
ers, OF the Long Island railroad, VINO
with General McCrea, were held re-
sponsible by the coroner's jury for the
deaths Of DR.. Gallagher and Miss Ma
digan. in an automobile collision with
a train, was served with a warrant Of
arrest today at jamaica and held by
Coroner Amber In $4,000 ball to
await the action Of the grand jury.
General Manager McCrea was served
with a warrant last Saturday and also
held in $4,000 bail.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
JUDGE VALENTINE is DEAD.

Topeka, Kan, Aug. 5~.--Judge Dan
lei Munford Valentine died this after
noon, aged n years. He was born In
Shelby county, Ohio, In 1880, and came
to Kansas in 1853. He was judge Of
the Fourth district from 1865 to 1860,
and was associate justice Of the SUI
preme court from 1869 to 1899. He
was with Judge Horton, who died q
few years ago, and Judge Brewer. now
on the supreme court OF the United
States. He Is best known for his di-
gest Of Kansas orphans.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
A Little Debt for Husband.

A four-year-old tot invited three
older playmates into an ice cream sa-
loon, where she magniicently ordered
four plates Of cream. When the de-
lectable food had been eaten she calm
ly proceeded to walk out of the place
without paying for 1t. The proprietor
stopped her. Looking up into his
face In the most innocent manner in
the world, she lisped:
Il amt got any money, sir. I'll pay
you when I'm married"
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
Peace Dove Evidently Needed.

During the session of the house OF
representatives a dove, purple In
color, few gracefully into the hall and
lowered high over the heads Of the
legislators. Naturally the question
arose as to whether 1t was the dove
Of peace. Some of the members
earnestly hoped that it was.-Hart-
ford Times,
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
District penseIy Populated.

The District of Columbia has the
greatest population a square mile Of
any section Of this country. The fig
ures are slightly more than 3,SSs. In
Alaska there is only n person to-
ten square miles. Rhode Island is
second to Washington, with 407 per-
sons a square mile.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

: Just as The Hague conference as
sembled it was announced that France
and Great Britain had entered into
agreement with Spain to maintain the
status quo in the Mediterranean. This
means that France shall be unmolest-
ed in Algiers, that England shall have
its way in Egypt, and that the situa-
ton in Morocco shall remain I'M
changed. The arrangement, says
Youths Companion, is a practical
proof Of the peaceful disposition Of
the powers concerned, and an expires.
sion in deed of the spirit behind the
peace conference.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

American children have been in.
dicted on four counts by the National
Educational association. That may
be all they are guilty Of, but the aver
age man could frame up ten Or a
dozen counts against the boy next
door,
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

I, King Edward is reported to be lead
Ing a more strenuous life than either
President Roosevelt or Emperor Will
liam. But this report bears all the
earmarks emitting 1t to be classed
among the nature fakes. No man
could possibly lead such a strenuous
life as this report indicates and have
1t inaudible to the naked eye.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

Torpedoes are commonly supposed
to be a means Of destroying vessels.
An incident In Algerian waters goes
to show that they can be used to
save ships. Fire broke out in a
British steamer, which was in a fair
way to be destroyed until some one
thought Of towing her out into the
roadstead. where she was torpedoed
and sunk in shallow water. The
flames we're promptly extinguished,
and as the vessel a easily be raised
1t was money in the pockets of the
owners to have her blown up instead
OF burned up.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

A Long Island woman who has
been housekeeping for 80 years for a
wellknown family, has just died ieay-
ing an estate valued at $365.OOO This
will not surprise people who try to
hire housekeepers and cooks. How
much the woman's employers are
now worth Ii not stated.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

y The Canadian censu bureau has
figures to show that within six year
Canada's increase in population has
been 1,133,585. Many of these new
citizens have come from the United
States and form a desirable element
of the population, wherefore Canada
Is glad.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

The principal business Of Z snob
IL trying TO impress other people
With their own unimpertance, but It
usually fails for the reason that they
are too much occupied with the ex,
bibition h Ii making Of himself.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

The earl of Easton, a British colo
mel, says that the only way to
abolish war is to abolish uni
forms, on the theory that, Man
ardently desires a uniform; woman
srdently admires it." Possibly the
end could be attained by making mil
itary uniforms u~nattractive, and those
OF pacific organizations more gor.
geous.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

Give Defiance Starch a fair trial
try it for both hot and cold starching,
and If you don't think you do better
work, In less time and at smaller cost,
return II and your grocer will give you,
back your money.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08
M,KlNLEY MONUMENT


The beautiful white marble shaft
erected by the state Of New York IN
Niagara Square. Buffalo, N. Y, to the
memory Of President Mckinley, II to.
be formally dedicated Thursday, Sept.
s, and the event will be the central
feature Of Buffalo's Old Home Week.,
Sept. ! to 4. Former residents Of Buff
falo and the public at large are COR
daily invited to attend the dedication.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

An English censor of American Gus.
toms says that we do not sit down
gracefully. Probably We contracted
the habit when we had to sit down
very hard On England a couple Of
times.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

! Cock partridges are caught on
French shootings by means of a trap
that closes on the entrance of a bird.
the lure being a mirror in which 1t
sees its own reflection, which 1t is
anxious to attack.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

In their dealings with Mark Twain
the British were foxy. They were
&c good to him that he will be
restrained from mentioning the funny
things he observed while abroad.
The Globe-republican., 1907-08-08

Always have From Mother" in.
scribed in your watch. Soft-heartei
burglars returned a timepiece they
had stolen because those words were
carved in the case.