The Columbus journal., 1907-02-13
HARDLY A SUCCESS

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m. OlRDeAll1 ExPERlGloo8
WITH ~twHlR:.G0 GoooI"
Sod5nlsely H. Had Me- oua1sleae n
pse1ness, nd II HE Wsseh ~ ~ !
eaaimed Al@ese - ooseo - +,
He taasea. F;
An was peaee IN u Btrdsall -
TIE last q IL I'VE eAildEsa I'D beeo
put to bed. The last soQuest for .
drink Of water had beea stleaeed. a1d
MrA Birdsaa haA cone iA1D tAe ~
ting room to sinh dpW1 into . chair
With a little tired 80 10 take - ~
darning OF u eAildsena6 stoeA1nGA
And now nAugAt w10 heard save u
crackle Of Mr.. Birdsall's paper . -
adjusted his fest into . moo Comfort
able position On Tie seat o( aA0eAsr
chair. Suddenly - took lii feee
down, showed his speeeac)eo up mr.
Their ON his nose. and cleared 10
throe4
Ann. did yoa ever eat any vAir1e6
eGES?' be queriea.
:.Whirled egD!" repeated 1lrA Bird
SAN. mo. I nsver ia"
Listen here. tAen," said N. BIRD
SAN He cleared his throat aGain ~
began to read:
There - . Turkish restaurant -
New York where ooe nay ct pl1a1At
sherbets and saAfO0- eoloeed Onae
stew. but IL oddeot diGA ~ 0aoo
boasts Il 'Whir3ed eGsa' TAs impgo0
sive dish II prepared bslog0 - gaa1G
When Il - ordered . cook saAsgD u
dining room with . kind a sllng II
his hand-a little pot attaeAea % ~
enc Of . leather cord. The Nm 0Dso0
the eggs, seasons tAe0. aA0 oAneD
them up in the little pot TAsa -
whirls the pot 1t the end q III coeo
around his head 1t ineo0eelvabo0
speed. Round and round Il splnA M
outlines become vagua Il seems -
smoke q little.
Suddenly the man opens e an4
sets the eggs before the guest Thy
are beautifully Scrambled and quite
hot. The heat Of their motion through
the nil: Is what has cooked them.
Thus exclaims the Turkish host,
the eastern shepherds cook tAaiF
eggs. whirling them In . Ling me-
that Wherewith David overcame To
giant Of Gath"
The next night Mr. Birdsall ap-
peared At his homo with q bunl1o
under his arm.
Henry. what are you fixing to DOT"
Mrs Birdsall
DOT" repeated Mr.. Birdsall. I'm
going to whirl some egEs. that's what
going to do. No moro Of your
lried egg, and your poaehed eGss.
md your boiled eggs for me. I'm %
to have 'em whirled."
Mrs. Birdsall knew better than to
nterpose any objections. and went
on with her preparations fur
Inner while Mr.. Birdsall vas ~
trapping his package.
In q few minutes he catered 10
lining room. swinging In his hand .
'air Of thongs. from which vas susr
'ended . small closed pot which bore
ONE resemblance both to q oeaasr
md . slinG.
Gimme s0mo eGDs now" - o.
Iered. a. he broke into . eheesful
Mrs. Birdsall brought three
ggs and Mr.. Birdsall looked almost
~ Al he broke them into The sman
o&.
II wasn't any SLOUGH with . sling
q my b0yhood days." he Observed
heerfully ~ he gathered m tho
hongs in his hand, and I have -
lea that I can show . thing or two
bout whirling to TURKS or any oxAer
ag0es. Here-m0ve this table out
[ my way and gimme pleaty q room
the children hack thera. az
ont come inside the door your.eac
lille I ain whirlin&. Il nay tako -
moment or two 10 ese To rleAA
wing again"
Nh. Birdsall fitted The cover On ~
'p Of the pot, grasped the thonR
nd slowly began to Whirl The -
aratus. Gradually he lifted lii hanA
nd put moro power into his vriee p
n he had attained consideeahna
,eed. Round and round sped Tie poe
70 thongs giving out . low, hummine
'und. which gradually became hisAer
higher as the speed incroasea
r. Birdsall stuck manfully q Lin
81 till the revolving pot became
rcular blur above his head and -
ops Of pe~rspiration trickled down
3 forehead.
Suddenly there was . loud non.
n. Birdsal1 catered The room shfSea-
8. The top Of the pot cr,ahea
rough the dining room window. r.
'dy Of the pot veered around ana
nded. with . resounding vhaek o.
e hack Of Mr.. Birdsall's mech. o.
the thongs had evidently hroksn.
Mr.. Birdsall dropped his a-pparafuo
ID stared In dazed fashjon NJ "A.
lie. who was removing q stjeky. Z
y mass from her fAes WIN
ron. On . level with hi head. -
ur walls OF the room Wofe d-ecorataa
tn . broad. spattered yellow banAL
I'm which little yellow drops vsro
,W1y tricklfn8 down TIE fovar~a
lllpaper. The hack Of HI. Birdnlra
ck was streaming raw yellow e.
d raw egg was spattered freely a.
. earpeted Aooe.
Mr. Birdsa11 stood 0peeeAleaa 60