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SUBURBAE---FOR SALE,
FARMS AND RANCHES FOR SALE.

TEXAS FARMS AND RANCHES FOR SALE
For al kinds u farming cotton growing and stool
raising there is no better country. Address ".
CHENEY. i2i Moore Bldg San Antonio. Tex.
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MARCEL WAVING,

MISS NJ ]. BOYD EXPERT MARCEL WAIVER
and hairiresser, shampooiug. msnicJrirg chirop-
ody facial and scalp treatment Ni-. done at
hotels and residences Phone main 265,. 9ll G
st. NV. jall-lm
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PRINTING,

1000 Letterheads & Envelopes, $3.50
DAWSON. Printer .- #E
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MONEY WANTED AND TO LOAN.

MONEY TO LOAN OF APPROVED CITY REAL
estate at !, "a, aud per CENT interest; special
privileges with respect TO prior payments, TYLER
4 RUTHERFORD lInc.l. 1907 st. nw. ocS-d
IF YOU HAVE MONEY TO LOAN on FIRST.
trust mortgages. bearing and per cent inter
est, / always have them for sale See what hsTs
to Offer before yOu place your money. Address h
J. STALLINGS. IS Home Life Bldg. ocsH
MONEY TO LOAN-LET Us MAKE YOUR NEW
loans or replace old ones az lowest rates Of In
teTest All transactions conducted with economical
consideration Tor borrowers. WM. u SAUNDERS
& CO. l8G ST. NV. OCS-u
MONEY TO LOAN. ANY SUN. ON INTERESTS
in undivided estates. LEROY MARX, In9
St NV nOisH
MONEY TO LOAN AT - AND S PER CENT
INTEREST on APPROVED d. c. REAL ES-
TATE. PROMPT REPLIES AND SMALLEST
POSSIBLE EXPENSE, MOORE & HILL tInc.l
III 18th st. nv. oc5-u
MONEY To LOAN on FIRST TRUSTS On u.
{. real estate security az per cent
Every possible consideration shown buTrUWGrs,
We have no "a per cent money az present.
The Harrison Realty Company,
gu q ST. nv
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FOR SALE
glJ X st. DOT 25zl1. Bick building occupied as
machine SHOP. Price $500
1000 square feet on Grace st.. Georgetown. oppo-
site Capital Traction Power plant. Price 500
1906 g,h st. lot l51l0. brick dwelling. Rent
Si20. Price, SlAs4.
zl53 St.; frame store aud dwelling. Price. S2.75o
$50 9Th st. &c.; saloon property. Price. $50
$3.50 Q st.; I0ram frs-.s. large lot, 7ozl50; trust
$3.50 bog NEARLY years ~ run. Price, $50
Rent, S5o.50.
Miller-Shoemaker Real Estate Co.,
l32J5 I'D ST. wv.
Phone West 20.
HOW TO BE YOUR oWN LANDLORD on 500
90 $50 cash and so 10 s. monthly For fun
particulars drop postal telephone. call FOR illus
trated DEts &c. II Connecticut Avenue Terrace
FULTON X. GORDON. Suburban Realty Operator
ROBERT i. HEATER. Mgr Colorado Bldg. Tel
main ~ JaI-tf
No. 1888 MASS. AVE. NV. il ROOMS AND
bath, In good condition; . FEET front, leased At
PRICE. $1,000
Nos. zu and Zs5 Ontario road nw.i rooms
and bath reception ball, steam h,ati Dew houses
uefcr occupied
PRICE, $500 EAc4
Nc. zIG p 81. NV; % ro0ms and bath. steam
heat. l1t lsXll0: buf brick and stone. bay-giadoW
irouti tao squares from Dupont CTde
PRICE $500
THE WASHINGTON LOAN AND TRUST co,
lal9-tf Real Estate Uau4rIWert.
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INSURANCE POLICIES BOUGHT,

WE BUY LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES AND
pay more than the company issuing them: must
be seven years DID, no industrial policies THE
HARRISON REALTY COMPANY. gI q ST. ~.
iasf
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HELP WANTED,

INCREASE YOUR EARNING ABILITY By
learning shorthand evenings, low rates; interesting
'b11slet free. STANDARD SHORTHAND SCHOOL,
=. d. BOX g02, Washington, u e. aZI-3t
tyANTED-THE DEMAND FOR sTENOGRA-
piers and JypewriteTs exceeds the supply. A course
ct cur school requires from 80 to 50 days. Special
afternoon sessions fJr government employees. STEM.
GRAPHIC ACADEMY. 3I5-3l9 Colorado Bldg.
Ccsf
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Herald Branch Offices

Want ads for The Herald may be
left at any of the following branch
offices. and will be promptly for
warded to the main office:
GOLDENBERG'S- Information Bureau
SIMPSONS PHARMACY, Cor. 9Th ST., r. L ave,
and r 81. NV.
CYCLE COMPANY. 9Th and / sts NV.
tDONN & sANFORDS PHARMACY. Cor. n Y
ave. and North Capitol ST. NV
JOHNSTON'S PHARMACY. IZ2l y. j. ave. NV.
) KAHN. SONS & CO. Information Bureau.
CHAS. J. FUHRAlANN's PHARMACY. sth and
East Capitol sts
+. p. WELLERS PHARMACY. 1854 NJ st. NV.
ATkINSON'S PHARMACY. 18th and q sts,
ASTORIA PHARMACY Sd and g SIS NV.
NELSON'S PHARMACY LIST and sts nv.
CANPBELLS PHARMACY 18th and Park SITS. NV.
NENEsAW PHARMACY Mt Pleasant and Iry-
iug sts NV
McNULTY'S CIGAR STORE, 18th and SIS. NV
TAYLOR'S PHARMACY. 9Th and Z SITS. NV,
RENER'S PHARMACY. sth and s sts- nw.
McCHESNEY & JOACHIM. I'd and SITS ne.
ALEXANDRIA.
SHERWOODS, corner Prince and Royal SIS
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FURNITURE WANTED,

SPOT CASH PAID FOR FURNITURE. CAR.
pets, stoves, briea-brac, and all kinds Of ho V
bold goods. BAUMS FURNITURE SHOP. IAN
and sts. Phone n. 1913. Formeriy 9Th and u
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STABLES FOR RENT,

LARGE BBICR STABLE, GAS. WATER. con
cretef. rear 1917 81 NV. 81 By CHAs. 5.
SHBEEE. ip17 1th uv. j8a65t
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SITUATIONS WANTED FEMALE.

WANTED BY A REsPECTAELE C0L0RED
woman. washing hy the HgCL Address MARY j.
coon Ia9 lItu ST.. uw.
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HORSES AND VEHICLES,
NEW WAGONS
STORAGE,

FIDELITY STORAGE CO,
1888 lUu street
INDESTRUCTIBLE
loo rooms, silver vaults, money advanced at 6 pei
cent per auuum on goods stored in this building
Let 1uT estimator call
PACKING, DRAWING, AND SHIPPING.
S&th-f
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COAL AND TIMBER LANDS.

SOUTHERN COAL TIMBER LANDS. FLORIDA
grove. Western coal. oil lands; sell OF exchange
cooperation promoters Submit offer. Il g. KING
SION, IS BushWick ave, EfCoklyu y. \
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POINT FOR THE ADVERTISER,

The Washington Herald ha1
a larger circulation in Wash.
ington than was ever before
attained by a morning news
paper here. It is q home cir.
culatiOn, too, and it is grow.
ing every day.
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ROOMS FOR RENT.

gi NEW YORK AvE-NICELY FURNISHED
warm bright rooms steam heat telephone service
elegant bath la2b5t
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COUNTRY PROPERTY.

PROPERTY OF HIGH Observation-Disclosures.
suburban homes. country estates, land investments
lsaH water fronts from $500 D. $4,000 the very
best GRANT PARISH. 1923 New York ave.
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SITUATIONS WANTED,

WANTED SITUATIONS FOR TWO INDUS
trlgEs men. LlUssuau. porter. and driver. also
FOR veII-r-ganmeuded maids EUREKA l1u
\ ave
WANTED-JLEEICAL WORK To OCCUPY
mornings Address BOX g. Herald Office fa25 p
ARE YOU LOOKING FOX A GOOD sTTUA-
tIan3 II SO. place a small al under this heading
state your qualifications. and sou VIII reach the
best employers iu Washington-peopIe who pay good
wages and appreciate good help OAly Le a word foF
one time. Phone main $50. #
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SITUATIONS WANTEp---MALE,

BARKEEFER FIRST-CLASs. WANTS POSI-
zion. city Cr ont Address BOX z9 Herald Office
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FUNERAL DIRECTORS.
FUNERALS FOR SIS.
S. H. HINES,
Undertaken and Embalmel

lis 18th st. NV. Telephone North l5s5.
/ Hardwood. ClOth-coyeTed Casket Outside Case.
Grave and opening same, I Hezrse, 2 Carriages:
kmbalming. Everything good and services nrSt
class Use Of funeral ParloT free. Burial Lots foE
sale easy payments. All kinds Of Metallic Caskets
"a hand Tor shipping. Established ls5a
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DOGS, CATS, BIRDS, ETC,

FANCY POULTRY. PIGEONS. SINGING Ca
naTies. breeding cages, parrots dogs. cats. plant
food, golddshes. goats. rabbits guinea pigs. sc.
SCHMTD'S BIRD STORE. 10 18th st. deG-d
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MISCELLANEOUS.

FURNITURE. BAGGAGE, PIANOS. sc. MOVED
with care; packing and shipping a specially
KREIG's EXPRESS. 1914 ST. NV. Phone main
20l0 as-f
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INVESTMENTS. NV.
INVESTMENT PROPERTIES.
PAYING ~ PER GENT NET.

The ucsr tr1-tat building investment IN Washing
tons usarF news u thorough repair; best renting seq
tuu northeast. Irw rents and permanent. wen Salts
deI tenants Price. S51. This is a snap. Get mU
information frHIu
TAFT. OMWAKE a CO.,
aEu 15 Colorado Binding
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ORESS-MAKING SCHOOL.

PROF. LIVINGSTON.
NEW YORK SCHOOL OF DESIGNING.
DhEoSAlAhING. LADIES TAILORING AND
SEWING SCHOOL,
lZ20 & ST
Every lady her cWu dressmakerl
The onN place IN Washington where ladies can
learn % do their own dreSsmaking and designing
equal Orb any nrstclass m0diSte. Take a position OF
start business for themselves. Every pupiI com
menCng instructions this week viii e., SO rpdue-
ton. and viii be guaranteed frst-class position or
do charge for instructions. FRENCH PATTERNS
CIT To ORDER, STYLE AND FIT GUARAN-
TEED. CONE NOW
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RELIABLE UPHOLsTERER WANTS WORK
evenings; refs. Address BOX 81. Herald Office
iag53t
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UPHOLSTERING,

DECORATIVE UPHOLSTERING AND ALL
furniture repairs made al your own home. neors
polished. LEE FOSTER, COL & ST. Sc. iaI2-u
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75c PER LOAD FOR STORAGE-WE CAN SAVE
you money hauling packing. and shipping. Gel
cur price before you decide. Call OF phone Main
lZ5i II. BAUM q son. SO Pa ave. rw de29-u
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COLLECTORS,

WE COLLECT NOTES. ACCOUNTS. RENTS
estate and damage claims; no charge unless sue
cessfuL FULLER AGENCY, III Izth 81 Nv.
de3Q-u
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MISCELLANEOUS WANTED.
PERSONAL.

lots OF MONEY MEANS LOTS OF PLEAS
urg, aud that's what We give Eou when SOU have
MS call for those mems worn garments. Shirts shoes
and hats send card az once, special prices un
pants Tor ID Gts. IUSTHS Old STAND. 6l9 ID.
HIGHEST CASH PRICES PAID FOR WORN
garments ladies or geDtemens. Send postal; viii
call l. IAEsHES. LJs 9Th DIV. Phone So
sst-f
BBADFOKDa DETECTIVE AGENCY. SUITE
% Cll1rai. Pie, ;-.b and g. phone Main 25-5;
expert Investigation. any tau-ei an sections strictly
confidential. iE.l night service phone North EBf
5sl9Jt
NANIED-IF YOU ARE GIVING UP HOUSE
keelug and wish 30 sell part or all Of your fur
ulrUTe send for the man who has the reputation Of
u years IaT dealing
MARCUS NOTES,
i-j 9Th ST. nv.
Phone Main SIT. noI8-i
MIR f. MILAN. PIANIST AND PSYCHIC. gR
Eve ST. uw--Scieuufc readings ou anything you
wish tG knew. Hours To {. Open Sunday. JaIl-tf
LADIES - REMOVE HAIR GROWTH FROM
face and arms az home; full particulars free IN
plain scaled envelope Address ?. .. BOX S.
Washington. L. c. nI3-u
MISS CARDELLE
Scientific Massage Face and Scalp.
S2 II st. DIV.
Hours. 10 90 9 daily and sunday. jo165t
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MRS. ADELINE pUVAL MACK

VIII reseirc pupils in VOICE CULTURE and
DRAMATIC AIT after January Is. at her studio.
80 lstl ST. NV.
VII also have me5ting Of DRAMATIC CLUB
weekly, jslj-tf
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RAILROADS.
& OHIO RAILROAD

BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD.
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
LEAVE STATION Nla Jersey ave and & A.
/ "EF FRY OTHER HOUR o. thE ODD HOUR .
40 PMLADELIhlA AND MN IUlth-
MN TERMINAL, L5D d.. N8W i0kh.
= ~ a. %. Diner. Pullman PaIllI
1900 a. Ia. Buffet. Parlgr. fiT,-EJur train.
.y-3J a. N. Diner ant Pullman P4r.aF C4r.
I IA % q. DO. Dlurr ana Pullman PaTilT tar.
l'J8 . II. Diner and Pullman P4rlar Car
80 D. n. iioyal Limited Az luiIaalS
f41J p. ~ CUacnes % TlIadcipIm
$50 j. n. DIuer anu Pullman Parior-
SIC D. M. Coaches 70 Philadelphia.
II 80 J. N oitrper5-
FLs5i a h. @lssI1Ig
ATLANTIC CRY. F0o. go NO. q. m ~
'5:J D. m
EVERY HOUR OK THE HOUR"
Wees days. z a. % ,. H.
10 BALTIMORE
Neek days.. ZSis 5J1. 49, iaq -. 500. 50
$40, 80. i7J. 4-5. 300. 5ag 49, 1-JJ 6-J III
s0J. g. leu, I-5, Ilsj, rs g. H-
%. 10 go. SO. $40. $50 81. So NV loa5.
WESTWARD.
CHICAGO AND NOHrHNE5T, ~ and 50
CINCINNATI ST. LOUIS. and LOUISVILLE.
5.y 2 NJ. 4lo D. H.. 'lZ-40 night
CLEVELAND. 'g.IJ pm. CULJMBUs. SO pm
MhEELlNG, s5J d. No., $50 D. m.
NlAJHEsI EIt 80 a. H.. -t.5. 100 = 70
ANNAPOLIS, werk Gays. $50 a. IA, lZzs noon,
10 , H., 69o J.. "a. suudags 50 a u. aud 81
LURAY and ELKToN. g15 p. m.
FkEDEkiCh. $50, SIS q. IN. $780, AS. -5Sj
y H.
HAGERsTowN, +855 a. m. and $3.50 p N.
BOYD 91d way points So s9L5 a. ~ gl3
I5UJ, i55o Sea3 'li-3 a.
GAIIHEKSBU H. and way points e % s9I5
"a, ~ 80. s. ~, 1879, -5t5s r55 s-50 = - sl3-l5
III 30 B. NJ.
NASHlNGTON JUNCTION and way points, e s..
81 .5 q. H.. si-0. 5UJ. SIS T. IA
DAILY. fkxcept sunday, SUNDAY only
reservations OF Sleeping FaTJr Car SPACE. rates
Of fare, &c, Wlli b. quickly furnished ~ TILL
PHONE a. all a the following Ilcset Urlces- 1917
. 81 NV, Teie5.h0Uc main lysli 6ls PeuuSYiv auia
ave. Telephone. main rs Station New JERSEY ave
and Z st.-iIcket Ofice. Telephone east 651 lnfor-
nation Hureau east "a
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FLATS FOR RENT,

VALIEAN. el3 ] NW.-3 LARGE ROOMS: HEAT.
water and laHiur. SIS Two large r1oms. base
mTr. heat water ami hnitu. Sl2. By CHAS. s..
SHRE}E .g- -th rv aBH
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LOANS on REAL EsTATE4 TO 6 PER CENT
interest, depending Ga location. GASCH <
BIRGE. I595 \. \. ave. ocs-i
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lis cITTEs AGAINST n.

Municipal ovVnership Turned Down 10
Various Places.
The voters OF Colorado City have re-
fused 20 'sanction4a bond issue for 0
municipal lighting plant
The proposition TO bond willlsville.
HI for an electric light plant was de,
b feateq at recent, election. 10. !,
The city council of Seu;t, Sharon
Pa, has decided not to issue bonds for
an electric light plant.
Ia. Lake Forest, Ill, voted down the
proposition to buy the works OF the
Lake Forest Water company. The vote
stood 292 to Gs.
The Pittsburg QSan.l Headlight states
that at a recent election the PROPOSE
ton to bond the city for the purchase
! Of the waterworks was defeated h
| S3G to 3o3. aiA -Haf5if
The Waterloo da.1 Reporter states
that Strawberry Point in that state
after employing experts to- Investigate
the matter has decided against mu.
nicipal light plant and in favor of a
franchise
The final abandonment of municipal
/ SFAANAsNAAAP ny &AuACAG- 1AlO.s Is dD as
sured fact. The machinery of the elec.
trio fight plant which broke down 81.
year ago after being In operation tours
teen years, Inns been sold at a. fraction
/ OF Its cost. The city had Invested $3G.g
600 In the plant, +. ,sf,r.t.
I'm apparently the voters Of Bryan, o..
Il do not regard municipal ownership as
so much Of a Success that they want
more of 1t, for they have defeited an
ordinance provldlhg for bond issue
of $4,000 for tAe Improvement of It's
lighting and water PLANTS This illus
Ftrates one of the evil results OF the,
system for the, money was needed .,
b equip the plants with new and moro
| ecpnomical machinery -
Van W. Welsh. village clerk OF Bey-
etly, o., writes as follows IN response
I to a. request for the reasons for the
sale by that village of It's electric light
I3plant: will say the greatest, reason
for selling the plant was that the VII
lage could get no satisfactory service
I from plant in the manner It was beir
|! handled. The plant has been sold to
local parties with the hope Of getting
better service in the future
Rutherford, N j., has decided not to
go into the lighting BUSINESS This de-
cision was reached AT u public meeting
called by the mayor to act upon the rea
port OF a committed Of citizens which
had been for year n1akingia thorough
Investigation OF the subject. The re-
port WAS uufavOrat4e to the establish.
ment OF either gas or nm electric light
plant and stated that sttjdy OF tbs.
subject showed 'that i'-tbere have been
more failures than SuaceSses.7} There
was no hostility to municipal owner9
ship as theory. but, grave doubt as
to its practicaNLty. Vi r--- Tin Il
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"sickp Yaehts.

%. There is a form of sickness among.
B9qts, declares Forest and Stream. that,
resembles hereditary Diseases in that,
they are handel down through sues,
ceeding years as a result Of Nero eus5t
tom. The cause of this-form of atls
ment ipe tiffies d4tI oFiHa'. is sonit'
rules, to suit which the yachts shap6t
is distorted, just as women, to be in
FFtyle, will lace themselves ,ipto, Q, six;
teen, inch waist measure or viii pad
themselves out of ali prdbortiou to:
their naturaf'shhipistks' -.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-19
More LAUGHTER. Less Suicides.

The physiological benefits of laughter
cannot be overcstimated. 1t shakes up
the diaphragm, sets the pulses beating
to a lively measure. stimulates the
blood corpuscles. enlivens the brain
and sometimes produces dislocation of
the jaw when INDUCED in too heartily
by a man with, u large mouth. Used
with discretion. laughter is as Inspir-
ing as sea breeze, as refreshing as
an August shower. It's moral effect is
beyond computation. 1t has killed
more ridiculous superStitions by its
rolllcking r0ars OF unbelief than any
other agency. What can be more de.
risive than a laugh? The man who
laughs never kills himself.-Exchange.
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SHOT THROUGH .sLUlcE.,PlPE.
Mexican Workman Gets Terrific Ride
and Escapes Uniniured.

Drawn by suction into a sluice pipe
Of the NecnXa power plant and shot ut
terrible speed through the twenty
inch pipe for Il distance of nearly 1000
feet then thrown through the, air for
seventy-five feet to the dumping pile, u
peop workman in the employ OF the
Mexican Light and Power company
landed on his head. then rose to his
feet and Scratched his head to remern-
Der what had happened. Menn&hile
the litter of the NecaNa hospital was on
4tS-naar- to pick up-the pieces II any
appeare,l.- The workman, was engaged
&ith his c6uifades on d job hsar The
lume of thc-sluice pipe when be step
ped back, fell into the hume and was
drawn headlong by suction into the
sluIce pipe -
The pipe WHICH the workman entered
sceudatts a1strepn9 of ayater with the
earth, clay aud rock for about n third
OF mile from the sluice ditch to the
dumping pile of the dam site. The
force Of this stream is enough to knock
an elephant down, and 1t goes through
the pipe with terrible momentum. It
81 Estimated that the iworkIpPIi went
through the pipe in a trinute1i on lit the
most 81 NY Or three Hlnutes. The
fact that he was not strangled by, the
water is sufficient proof that he made
a swift journey atlIsrgh hetwaslEoo ex.
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UETIMATE FATE Of FISH.


They Never Die a Natural Death, SAYS
an observant Fishernaan.
I 'f'ish never dig d natural dealt. >
said m old fshernfan who has OBJ
served as he fished sIf they aid
bodies OF dead Hsn would be floating
on, the surface of the water about. ali
the while, because such bodies IL un-
tmolested. would have to doat.,
tlyr91 mean, of course fish. in, ma turs
neyepIdie natural death. not Dish III
icaptivify. And perhaps it should not
be called natural death that Dish in
captivity die. e Their, environment, In
duces mortality that fish In their ma.
tive habitat would escape, and these
causes might be properly icIassed as
among, the accidents that carry the
captive fish off. : III. ,ssteii
T:,VIf fish in their, native clement were
never InoIested / believe they, would
aeveEid die, I If, they Ind sufficient food.
(which would be impossible ic they no
longer spreyed son one another. there
would 9bes 40 reasong for their dying.
Ie ltvaS TO prevents such uninterrupted
Tenure of life th6t-aIl1 fish were made
ferceiyl PREDATORY Il not temorselessiy
,canhibaliStic, as many Kinds are
ca ,flsh's life. is d constantly siren
jpgous one and. one. entirely selfish A
Ash lives only, to eat, and to, avoid be-
; Ing eaten. "--N!ew York sun r,-
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Livino..un 10 Ais Nan,e.

A teacher in a mission school In BIOS
ton had among her pupils a colored
boy named Ralph Waldo Emerson
LonL:fellow. AS he was absent one
Sunday, she asked the class II any one
knew the reason for his absence ~
II reckon do SAID one small, seri--
Gus looking DoyinIui fl3H.1l. -
rSwRar Is -the,reaaon.tJ ohnnisTt''J -.
GR,guess heia .homeiwr1ting lnoetryJ"
IasnoHAsqt tbs. ,bay. 5Yit4, "a. delighted.
eAqfelksle $ GaRRRaniops n.raa 81
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Penye on shakesnnare.

Pepys' Diary. 1c59-I5Go. commenting
ON Shakespeare's plays. says of Mid
summer Nights Dream 1T Is the.
most insipid, ridiculous play ever saw
In my llfe," and upon reading '''Othelf
10, Moor OF Venice which have hith,
erto esteemed a mighty good play. but
having lately read the Adventures OF
Five Hours, 1t seems a mean thing"
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overa,,at thn LMark.

McClusky WAS theg manager OF a
large warehouse in Glasgow. and he
was intensely disliked. One fine MORN
ing he announced that he had received
q handsome offer from an English firm
and had decided to give up his
Glasgow job. His fellow employees
collected purse of sovereigns and
presented 1t to him as thank offering.
. ''Weel, weel." said AleClusky as lie,
took the purse, This beats, a.! niver.
thocht re liket me sac weeI, But moo
that see ye're a sac sorry to lose me.
( think III no gang ava, but jist stop
whaurif am" ,''h 'li!!sn
{" he is still. in Glasgow Glasgow
TiHtRsl t=z ss $50 rfl II,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-19
IN A SUBMARINE.
What Happens as the Vessel Takes sas
- Plunge Beneath the Sea.


Plunge Beneath the Sea. =:
hinder ordinary conditions as soon as
! the hood is closed for. the plunge the
captain opens, the faucets and quaint
ty Of water. which makes the ship
heavy enough to sink. rusliess into the
reservoirs located at the sides of the
vessel Ever the most hardened OF the
sailors say that the-noise! of the water
rushing into the boat gives Il lugubriouE'
impression, and it requires men, gifted
with cool heads and possessing tested
courage for the hazards involved in
operating these little boats. But in
spite of their fragile appearance, they
are terrible Instruments of war, and
Notwithstanding their diminutivc size
they are controlled. by twelve, men,
each of whom is Indispensable TO their
navigation ..,-- -,.-.....-, o.
The hood once closed, the submarine.
is absolutely cut Off from the world. It's.
shelI calculated to support 19 pressure
of seven or eight atmospheres, gives it
the ability in theory TO SO down to Il
distance of thirty to forty meters, but
in practice it is considered sufficient to
drop to depth of fifteen meters, and
at such n level It is in no danger Of be-
ing flooded. The most strongly armor-
ed vessels of,,the, ordinary type,extend
downward only ten meters. l;uf,. q
The vessel is directed by two vertical
governors, one above and one. below
the stern, as they are always placed on
submarines. To govern the coming up
and going down of u boat there are
two horizontal governors. one ut the
EfarD and ut ho hnv
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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-19
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30 sh .z'YAe ITeSssible. aafua {
iiiaAnycaf oplso agozan American, stu.
dent InoBerlip was1attending- lecture
in a Room tdrowsiIg ellose through lack
OF ventilation. 10 keep awake he be-
gan whispering TO German Mt his
side the story Of Mark Twain about the
man, who lsyed all his life In a chronic
fear OF fresi: ali, The reiatfves of this
man. as is Wen known. decided after
his death to have his remains cremat-
ed, and the climax OF the story occurs
when the undertaken opening the door
of the oven to see whether incarceration
was complete, was appalled,, to hear the
corpse speak out and, request him to
close the door and shut of the draft
The American sprung, the joke as efJ
fectively as lie could. but never smile
was his reward His German friend
remalned for several moments in per
picked study; then he leaned over to
tue American and said: "But how could
that be?r The man was dead..-Iar.
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