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Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-10
chlropractle
Health Edltorlalettes

People who expect to learn from 9TH
ers instead Of exercising their own
brains win never know anything.
People who ask TO be shown instead
of trying TO find the things they are
seeking will never see anything (the
science OF chiropraetic exceDtedl.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-10
THE BODYAND THE MIND

How Preserve the Former Improve
the Latter
B.. VI NJ. d. o The Herald staH.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
HUMOR OF THE HOUR
Too Much

Too Much.
You say that you love me-" she said:
that you would do anything for me.
am going to put you to the test"
Darling, am ready to do anything.
20 dare anything. for you. II It WIN
make you happy to see me enter a den
OF Wild beasts, I will do 1t. II you
would have me jump from a high
building to prove that I love you, I
am ready to take the risk. Bid me
navigate the rapids Of Niagara In
barrel, and will make the effort, 30
that you may know how deep Is my
affection for you"
Il shall not ask you to do any Of the
foolish things you mention. But won't
you, II you really love me, go out In the
back yard and play croquet with Aunt
Mehitabel? She says she gets so lone
some knocking the balls around alone"
With groan Of despair he grabbed
hs hat and ran. She had asked too
much. BE could not even for her love
assume the risk Of being referred to
a q mollycoddle.-Judge.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
aumOr as Philosophy
TALK DOES IT.
By DUNCAN n. Smith

You often see q fairy queen,
A maiden more or less sixteen.
VINO ties up with some ugly guy,
A man who doesn't take your eye,
And for space you wonder why
The girl should pick this mothers son
But maybe he's the only one
Who ever poured into her ear
The things q lady likes TO hear.
And one not OVERHEARD TO please
May wonder what In him she sees,
While other fellows much more swell
In single blessedness may owen
Whom she could capture Just as well.
The reason from the wise Is hid,
But maybe he's the only kid
Who ever had the nerve TO say,
How very fine you look todayT'
No one can understand Just why
1t is one fellow stands so high
And able with such ease to reach
The handsomest and ripest peach
And fasten to IL like a leach.
You wonder how he bats his tran.
But maybe he's the only chan
Who ever looked into her eyes
And whispered. You're about my
size
Outsiders. though astute and wise,
Cannot behold him through heE eyes.
To them forever is unknown
The line OF talk IN tender tone
He hands her when they are alone.
1t isn't all In looks and dress,
In wit and learning. you can guess.
It's only what he has TO say
That makes her follow him away.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
BRIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS WANT
ED TO SELL THE BROAD Ak.

Ell ~ DELL U TIE 6ROAD ~.
Bright boys and girls can make mon
ey in every community by selling The
! Broad Ak. It will cost you nothing
to begin, as We will send you a sup
ply Of papers for the first week free.
II there are any bright boys and
girls in any section of the country
who want to start in business for
themselves, make money and be indie
pendent write to US at once, and we
will send you ten papers free Of
charge. You can sell. them for i've
cents each, this will give you the cap
ital which you can buy more papers
ing in order to find its way into the
columns Of this paper the same week
It Ii written.
Write plainly on one side Of the
paper only, and address all communi-
cations to The Broad Az, 5o4o Armour
avenue.
at the newsdealers' rate, allowing you
a good profit
Thinking and progressive people
read the Broad Az. Your father, bro
theirs, uncles and friends will buy the
paper from you. II you mean business
write to julius F. Taylor, 6o4o Ar
mour avenue, Chicago.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03


10 HOV saIs at the following ns,~u
Stands:
Mrs. E. L. Holmes, 250s1s State st.
Cigars. tobacco and news stand.
]. W. Hagan, cigars, tobacco and
news stand, 271S State st.
]. H. Malone, cigars, tobacco and
news stand, 33s. SOth street.
L. L. Jones, barber shop and news
stand, 3S42 State St
A. F. Tervalon. 134 W. 51st street
Cigar Store and News Stand
MrL Nellie Phelps, Cigars, Notions
and News Stand. 1S1 w. 61st street
T. B. Halls CiSar Store GAE
Laundry once. ISL 3sth B.
W. s. Cole, 354 Thirty-hrst street,
cigars. tobacco and news stand
]. R Peters Cigars, Tobacco and
News Stand, 33s E. 9th street
Mrs. A. E. Baker. Notions and News
Stand, 419, seth street
W. P. Johnson, Notion Store and
News Stand 3704 State st.
Turner Williams Shaving Pari0r
and News Stand, 1909 Armour ave.
3. Davis. cigkrs. tobacco, and con.
fee4oasEy, 3S33 State st
Jackson Sisters, cigars, CONNECTION
cry store and news stand, 92O W. Lake
Street.
c c. McLain, cigars, tobacco and
news stand, 2oo6 State street.
Mrs. J. W. Hadley 116 W. 51st st.
cigars, tobacco and news stand.
Mrs. Katherine R Hamlet, Cigars,
tobacco, and fancy groceries and news
stand 5O2s Armour ave.
The Informer News Co., 1Ss Ban
dolph St, Detroit Mich
The Standard News Co 131 W. 5srd
St, New York, City, N. Y.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
When Father sheared the Sheer.

when Father Sheared the Sheep.
OF all the things that recall
From childhood's happy cline
] think like the best of all
The spring sheep shearing time.
When In the farmyard all the flock
Was gathered dozens deep,
I'd climb upon the old horse block
And watch them shear the sheep.
They clipped an6eclipped and clipped
and clipped
With springy shears of brown,
And from the sheep the heeces slipped
Like snow banks drifting down.
And now and then a careless wight
Would nip some skin away,
Not to the lammie's great delight,
think I've heard them say.
The bleating lambs and patient ewes
Stood waiting In the pen
TN came their turn their coats to lose
To furnish coats for men.
Then on the shearing table they
Were tumbled In a heap,
And then the wool Just rolled away
When father sheared the sheep.
II really seems as II might
Have learned q thing or two
BY watching how the heeces white
Rolled on from lamb and eve,
But have felt the sharper's shears
Make ravage long and deep,
Just as his did In other years
When father sheared his sheep.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Northwestern DENTAL co.
ls2 STATE STREET CHICAGO

Buy Your Houses and Flats From
Neishbors and johnson.
Don't pay rent all your life.
Don't die and leave your children a
bunch of receipts.
BE YOUR OWN LANDLORD.
We sell to every man according to
his means. Terms to suit every
purse. Before buying see
NEIGHBoRS AND JOHNSON,
1916 State st.
Phone Douglas 1865.
YOUR HOUSE MAY BURN To-
NIGHT.
NEIGHBORS AND JOHNSON
writes insurance in the BEST COM
panies in the WORLD.
Have your household goods IN
SURED. Do it NOW. ]
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
A Poser For Him,

ma, did your slipper grow on your"
"No, child bought 1t at the store"
"Tt isn't part Of you, thenT
Certainly not"
~Does 1t have feelingsT
'No; 1t is inanImate."
, ''Then, ma, how did 1t happen that
It hurt you worse than 1t did me the
other day when you spanked meT
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Friend-You have a nice little home
here In the suburbs, but should think
your husband would dislike catching
trains.
Mrs. Suburbs-He does. he dislika
1t 30 much that he frequently neglectS
to catch the last train home at night
New York Mail.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
What chaared Him.

cit must have been a terrible ordeal
on the witness stand with all Of them
lawyers trying to tangle you up"
'They didn't bother me much. I
kept thinking about the witness fees
I was going to get"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

"Sorry, young man, but my daughtel
r. out"
"But / told her I would call"
"She probably heard you"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Plenty High Enough.

~What do you know about high artP"
Il ought to know a whole lot. !
have a picture In the house that cost
$3.50 without the frame"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
A Bad Saaann-

n Bad Season.
yes" said the poet, II published my
book Of poems about a month ago, but
II isn't going very we'll"
'1ndeedT remarked his friend. You
told me you expected It to sell Ike hot
cakes"
"Well-er-hot cakes don't sell very
well this weather. Standard
and Times.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Makes Him Move,

The slowest mortal IN the world
On hand Is always found.
Perhaps the first man In the line,
When pay day comes around.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
ExnIainino n 40 Him.

Are you going to Europe this sum.
merT'
"Yes," answered Mr.. Cumrox. moth
Or and the girls say that rich people
are getting so numerous In America
that we've got to go to the old world
to get ACKNOWLEDGEMENT Star.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Sweet surronndinn.


Pearl-He must think the world Of
you, dear. He said you were a sweet
little bird.
Ruby-Hm! he must think I am q
bee.
Pearl-Why so?
Ruby-Well, he said II I would only
be his wife would always live In clo-
ver.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Anybody has a good Job who might
get a worse.
Life may be q tough conundrum, but
nobody wants to give 1t up.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Matter of Cost.

Mrs. Hayrix-The paper tells Nv q
swell society woman in the city givin'
q high tea. What do yew s'pose a high
faa fa9
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Latino Him

Letting Him
Down Easy.
'sThey used to
be good friends.
how he hates
her worse than
poison"
SNAKE poison
perhaps you
mean"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

The woman who makes record a
a rood bread maker has no time 20
make q divorce record.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Realistic

"He painted a basket Of fruit 50 nat
ural that it made you hungry to look
ut It"
'Tes, and 1t made him blamed sight
mnErier trying to sell it"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

You WIN never be able to make PEG
ple look up to you BY talking down
70 them.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
HumOr as Philosophy
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Few men forget to be good to their
wives, for their wives won't let them.
When a mans wages become salary
It is a sign that his wife is beginning
to climb.
No one who has companionshIp COM
ing to him is ever lonely.
Real shams are not sham when they
deceive no one.
All men are brothers, but some seem
to have stepmothers.
Sometimes plenty Of good bread and
butter Is all that is necessary to con-
vert pessimist into an optimist.
Ignorance Of the law excuses no one
Tor employing a poor lawyer.
A soft heart is impressionable, but
q soft head Is intolerable.
Faith may be able to move noun
tains, but needs a steam engine as a
vehicle Of expression.
Some people are pious because 1t Is
the only diversion that their tempera-
ments fit them for.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Something Wrong.

Something Wrong.
ibid you find anything abnormal
about this womanT asked the lawyer.
'Well, she claimed to like to wash
dishes" replied the expert.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Mrs. Oatcake-Oh, reckon It be a
kind what an oil paintin' goes with
stead nv a chromo.-Chicago News
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Resurrection.

nesuTrectlons
Thistledown, thistledown,
Floating into, country town
From the hillsides far away,
Can you ind no place to stayf
Buttercup. buttercup.
From the brookside looking up.
All the gold Of summer skies
In your shining chalice lies.
Clover bloom. clover bloom.
Wake my heart with your perfuma.
Whisper low Of bygone days
And Of green and shady ways.
Glover. thistle. buttercup,
Sdr the droWsy memory up:
Backward alp the years. and then
Youth and childhood live again.
A Substitute.
9he old man couldn't find his UNI
brella, and he had to 60 away without
Il"
did II rain7"
No, but he had a brain storm"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Hotel Vancouver
Niagara Falls
NEW YORK

First class in all appointments.
Rates $500 per day and upwards, near
the Falls, parks and depots.
For further information address r.
T. Dett. Niagara Falls, n. Y.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Constant War.

Constant War.
The baseball umpire has. no doubt,
A most unpleasant station.
He always has to fight It out
And can't use arbitration
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

She Knew.
do you believe In trial marriagesr
my dear" said the older one, AN
marriages are trials"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Ignorance Of the law excuses no one
for employing a poor lawyer.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
Knew What He Wanted.

NHeW Wink ne WdHtcds
Il hear you are a candidate for Of
Zee"
Well, my friends have been kind
enough to suggest it,
"What are you going to run on, the
good government ticketT
81 hope not. Say, expect to get
elected, and it is only those who can't
win who want good government"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

You would have to give some people
an anaesthetic and get q surgeon 70
operate upon them in order to sep.
arate them from their good opinion OF
themselves.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

He could not win out in the race
Nor with the victors meet;
BIS was a not uncommon case.
he simply got cold feet
He could not take his nerve In hand
And groom It till twas 1T,
Nor boost himself to beat the band.
For he was nervy-nit.
And % they laid his boom away
Oblivion complete
And can't recall his name today
The man who got cold feet
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
From an Expert.

From an Expert
low young should a man marryT
Before he is old enough to know
better II at all" replied the old bache-
loc.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

A soft heart is impressionable, but
q soft head Is intolerable.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Sometimes plenty Of good bread and
butter is all that is necessary to con-
vert a pessimist into an optimist.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Faith may be able to move noun
tains, but needs steam engine as a
vehicle of expression.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

No one who has companionship COM
ing to him is ever lonely.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Some men are born afraid Of women
they are bachelors; some have the
fear Of women thrust upon them-they
are married
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Few men forget to be good to their
wives, for their wives won't let them.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

D .
Their Estima.
ton.
II every one could
draw the pay
He thinks that
he Is worth,
The boss would
have to draw
q check,
"Pay So-and-so
the earth"
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Real shams are not sham when they
deceive no one.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

All men are brothers, but some seem
to have stepmothers.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

Some people are pious because it Is
the only diversion that their tempera-
ments fit them for.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

An INSCRIPTIONS business man has
no Illusions about the Golden Rule.
The broad ax., 1907-08-03

When a mans wages become salary
It is a sign that his wife is beginning
to climb.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-03-31
Richard Mansfield in Another
 Stage Sensation.-. Dunn ouits

.iiss Emma Dunn. known ta laonsands of playeoers in Kansas NHF because of her long connec- ton with the Woodward Stock ''''.'''E, has broken with Richard 2!5hsIeid, in whose =companv- she :. 70 Pi'A Ing the part of Peer '' nlot Der. The Mansfield com 2"HE IS playing at the An1e4ord,,,
 Ill New York, and Miss ''i'iiA made fine impression on 'o'fem critics with her artist;o A,2i etdSal of the mother of rho 'ie"hlef GEm. It is said Mr. Mans .se'9 Was particularly annoyed ho- e''7e the critics praised her work so h1shlE. Last Thursday nieht - iss Dunn left the theater before 5h@ death scene, leaving the un a5fS''fdS to play the part. Her ac Lon caused considerable surprise. 11't it Was not until last night that MISS Dunn vouchsafed an eXplana- sloh When she gave out this state ment to the newspapers in New York:
 When l joined the company l worked my best Mir. Mansfield didn't seem to relish my attempts 10 properly interpret the part of the mother until I began to get solno notices Then he started to sneor at me and publicly reprimand ne before all the others. He also showed hIs feelings in a physical way when he nsed to toss me uD aH tha roof Of the house in the first act.
 Although I am very light and he is very strong. it became his pleasing habit to use such violence ihat i was covered with bruises.
 s.tt Cleveland he beat me very hard upon the back as he was hoisting me upon the roof. The action of the play does not call for any heatings on the back. either.
 But 1 hung on because I was anxious to make a good impression Gn Broadway The papers here save me some nice notices and Mr. Mansfield Thursday night bit terly resented the fact that I was sharing honors with him even to 2 small aeeree
 Tn the first act, while I had the stage. he got behind stage rock
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-03-31

and hissed: Rotten, rotten. rotten at ne as long as was speaking.
 T became to HustereG that fef, a moment forget my lines. This seemed to please him and he came closer and said something else nasty in q sneering undortone. Finally l remembered the words that seemed to drive him wild. At the cue to toss me I'D on the cabin he grabbed ne as if were some thing hateful and literally flung me from him; spelling the scene and almost knocking the breath out of my body.
 As soon as the curtain rang down l went to my dressing room. put on my street clothing and quit.
 Do you know,' concluded little Miss Dunn that really think Mr. Mansfield is suffering from eol- lision between a brainstorm and an exaggerated ego.
 But there are two sides to every story. Mr. Mansfield thinks Miss Dunn has exaggerated to some ex- tent. Last night in New York he gave out this written statement as his version Of the episode.
 This past season in Cleveland Miss Emma Dunn left the stage during the play, averring that Mr Mansfield had injured her nerve center ny shaping her on the back She was withdrawn from the cast. but after sending a number of pitiable and imploring letters, ac- companied by a doctors certificate that she was perfectly we'll Mr Mansfield was finally persuaded to reinstate her in the company. On Thursday last, during the perform ance, Miss Emma Dunn again sud- denly left the cast, much to the amaZement of eve yone She had not been reprimanded CT scolded and nothing whatever had been said to her or done to her
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-03-31

tate. The sum of 193 pounds, the sum available of the estate, was or dered distributed among relatives. It became known a few days later, how ever, that Catenby, who had not been heard of for eight or nine years, and had been advertised for, was still alive. He read an account of the case and immediately set about to prove that he was alive, and to claim the estate.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-03-31

Wanted, Statesmen of ability and neat apptarance to call on all mer. chants in their territory; elegant side line convenient to carry; good commissions; prompt remittance. Belmont Mfg Co.,, Cincinnati, o.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-03-31

-Wanted-Men to learn barber trade. Few weeks completes, tools given, wages Saturdays, positions guaranteed. Catalogue mailed free. Write nearest branch. Moler System of Colleges, St, Louis, Mo, or Dallas, Texas.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-03-31
DEAD MAN AS
 SUPPOSED

London, England, March 29-At Bradford county court the judge di- rected to presume the death of Will liam Gatenby, the neXt-of-kin of a retired postman who had died intes-
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-03-31

Two neatly furnished rooms for rent, 400 West 9th.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-08-01
General July Crop Report.

The crop reporting board of the
bureau of statistics of the department
of agriculture finds, from the reports
of the correspondents and agents of
the bureau, as follows
Preliminary returns show the acre
age of corn planted to be about 49,
100000 acres, an increase of about
1,361,0O acres, or IA per cent, as
compared with the final estimate of
the acreage planted last year. The
average condition of the growing crop
on July 1 was S0.2, as compared with
S7.5 on July 1, 1906, 1878 on July 1,
1905, and a ten-year average of 85.9.
The average condition of winter
wheat on July 1 was 1873, as COM
pared with TIA last month, $3.50 on
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-08-01

We have tried to show in two pre-
vious announcements that Cleverness
was only the mastery Of detail.
And that MEMORY was that ever
true and tried servant which brought
detail to the clever mans mind when
he wanted 1T.
But Memory is not the true and
tried servant, unless 1t be properly
trained; there is but one way to
surely train memory and know that
it will be on hand when wanted.
That way lies in concentrating
ones mind on given subject to the
exclusion of everything else.
and remember all of it's details day
later?
Can you go into room. note the
furniture, pictures, curtains, other
decorations and the people; go away
for an hour and clearly recall all OF
its details?
Can you have a business deal with
some one and in a week remember
clearly and concisely all the details
Of the agreement?
These are some Of the things the
Hyatt-Fowells School teaches its
students.
It not only gives each student per-
sonal attention during the entire
course; it not only gives each student
clear conception OF business III
connection with stenographv, but 1t
trains each student to recall clearly
the details of business.
Hyatt-Fowe1ls graduates assume
the hardest positions and make good
because the Hyatt-FowellS method
of teaching has grasped the right
idea of what stenographer should
be.
The Hyatt-Fowells School does not
turn out mechanical stenographers
Each graduate Is an enthusiastic.
live wire who takes to the work Of
his employer as though the success
of that business depended solely
upon his personal efforts.
Write for the story of our school.
It may serve to make your work
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It's free for the asking.