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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-03-19
Inv.des shlpplnopor,.

Louisville. March is. - The Ohio
river invaded Shippingport SATURDAY.
Mayor narth notified all residents 10
get out.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-03-19
w,lI Known Hotel Man Gone.

Atlantic City. n. J.. March Isl 7
Keenan,. proprietor of Young's hotel
known all over the country. Is dead
aged for;y.eieht years.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-03-19
Three Spans Collapse.

Cincinnati. March iS.-Three nifty
foo; spans OF the Eighth street viadvci
over NH creek collapsed. entailiEe
sl5O.OtO loss.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-03-19
Marietta at Port l.imon.

Port Limon. Costa Rica. March Is
United States gunboat Marietta has az.
rived here.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21

Geo. Fish, E. A. Richards and Chan
Marshall went to Minneapolis On
Wednesday. Their mission is to
purchase new fire bell to tske tn,
place of the old one.
On last Saturday afternoon a num-
Der Of Sadie Hyland's little friends
gave her surprise party in honor of
her seventh birthday. Games were
played and refreshments served. The
little ones departed for their homes
after spending pleasant afternoon.
We have in stock some fancy New
York apples, consisting of the follow
ing varieties: Russetts, Baldwins,
Greetings, Spitzerberg and Talman
Sweets at So. so and $500 per barrel; 40c
to SOC per peck. We have good
apples for cooking at 25cts. per peck.
Albert Dahlems's grocery store.
The Ladies' Musical Club have
issued invitations for recital to be
given in the Congregational church
on Monday, Feb. 25th, at 8 O'Clock.
All who have received invitations
will miss rare treat if they do not
attend, as some of the most talented
artists in the city will appear on that
occasion.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21
prices right, at Dahlem' s.


G. M. Sprague returned home on
Tuesday after few days visit in the
twin cities and ST. Cloud.
j. b. Herrick returned on Saturday
from several days business trip to
the neighboring hamlets.
VIM. Peglow, our hustling cigar
man, was selling goods through the
the smaller towns last week.
The w. N. A. circle will meet with
Mrs. F. B. Rowe on Tuesday after.
noon, February 26.
The public schools closed on We'd
nesday for a short vacation. They
open again on Monday.
The Model store put up a new avn.
ing on Monday. 1t is one of the
neatest patterns in the city.
Mrs. Harry Lewis has been visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Van Dyke, OF
Long Prairie, the past week.
Monday attending the trial of ]. H.
Book against the Sank Centre Grocery
Gu.
Rest uran grocery and -four all a,
Jos. kx' as. Tr, his meals. Try
his groceries,, and above all try his
-four. 14.2t
DON'T overlook John Kuschner's ad
He has at the City Harness Shop the
finest lot of goods west of the twin
cities.
"The Southland is the Home land
If you want farm and home where
you can luxurate, call at the Office OF
Thos. Hughes & Co.
NAloDTE FOR OR SPECIAL 1907
!" Grain and Stock letter. I,
is free. Frank NJ. Moore & Co., Brokers
Grain, Provisions. Stocks a Bonds, 205 Endicoi
Bldg, ST.. Paul. Mimi.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21

r. r. McGregor of Tioga, N. D.,
was in the city on Monday. He came
down to buy carload OF horses. Mr..
McGregor was connected with Nc
Gregor Bros livery in this city few
wears ago. He says their place in
North Dakota is only about fifteen
miles from the coal fields, and they
have not suffered for the want of fuel.
The soothing spray of Ely's Liquid
Cream Balm, used in an atOmizer, is
an unspeakable relief to sufferers from
Catarrh. Some of them describe it as
a Godsend, and no wonder. The
thick, foul discharge is dislodged and
the patient breathes freely perhaps for
the first time in weeks. Liquid Cream
Balm contains all the healing purI.
flying elements of the solid form, and
it never fails to cure. Sold by all
druggists for 75c., including spraying
tube, or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc
Warren Street, New York.
A school boy assigned to prepare
an essay on "Ducks" wrote: "The
duck is low, heavy set bird, mighty
poor singer, having a hoarse voice,
caused by getting too many frogs in
his neck. He likes the water and
carries toy balloon in his stomach to
keep him from sinking. The duck
has only two legs a4d they are set SO
far back on his running gears by
nature that they come pretty near
missing his body. Some ducks, when
they get big, have curls on their tails
and are called brakes. brakes don't
have to set or hatch, but just loaf, GO
swimming and eat. II was to be d
duck I'd rather be a drake every
time -Ex.
It's the highest standard Of quality
a natural tonic. cleanses your system.
it reddenS the cheeks, brigh,enS the
eyes, gives fla vor to all you eat
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea will
do this for you. 35 cents, Tea or
Tablets. Hanson s. Emerson.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21

The Old Reliable Grocery House

Full line OF staple and fancy gro
ceries at right prices.
FIJI line of fresh fruits-apples,
oranges, lemons, figs, dates, etc.
Everything in dried fruits.
New shipment OF the celebrated
Joseph Kraker pack California prunes
just in. They are fine.
Gem flour, rye flour, new buckwheat
flour and corn meal.
A full line of neutrality-suspicious.,
onions and cabbage.
We are still selling good cooking
and eating apples at 25c per peck:
fancy apples, 4Oc per peck; $3.50 and
1870 per barrel.
Good value for your money at Albert
Dahlem's grocery store. 14-2t
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21

Beautiful new spring silks in single
waist patterns just received at Blied's.
Miss Inez Peterson and sister of
Glenwood, were in the city on Tues
day.
G. NJ. Sprague was attending to
legal business N St. Cloud on Mon
day.
Miss Emma Landgraff left on Satur-
day morning for her home in st
Paul.
Mems good quality rubber boots,
all sizes, price S. 50 per pair at A.
Dahlem.
Miss Jack of Osakis, visited with
Miss Ella Kay at Grey Eagle, several
days last week.
The Sans Souci Art circle will meet
on Tuesday afternoon, Feb. 26, with
Mrs. T. w. Peart.
BY invitation the Gradatim club
will meet with Mrs F. Nj. Eddy ON
Wednesday, Feb. q.
The ]. 0. p BIS spent very pleas
ant evening on last Thursday at the
home of Miss Nellie Allen.
Boys durable dull finish Rolled
Edge rubbers, sizes ~ to 6, price 75c
per pair at Dahlem's.
Read Thos. Hughes & Co.'S ad. on
second page. II you are thinking OF
buying land talk with them.
Ladies', misses and children 3
storm rubbers; all sizes; any style;
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21
Higher Prices And Prompt Remittance.

If you ship to US, all your hides,
furs, pelts, wool, etc., we pay you
same day as goods are received.
Make US trial shipment. We
guarantee you will be satisfied and
remain our shipper. Write for price
list and shipping tags
Berman Bros, 200 LIST st. So,
Minneapolis, MINI. 19-tf
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21
- II O M F. -
! II A PIP E N | N GS

Little Alice Fiesler is ill.,
Mr.. Raskob left for Canada on Mon
day.
Thos. Hughes is in St. Paul this
week.
A. T. Watson was in St. Cloud on
Monday.
l.. Goodsell was a county seat visitor
on Tuesday.
l.. Kells was county seat visitor
on Monday.
Mrs. A. Nelson is visiting Mrs. H.
p. HIlsdale.
ia. Schoenhoff was an Osakis visit
or Oh Tuesday.
All kinds of wood for sale. Phone
40 G. M. Boss. 2t-p
Jacy Mayberry visited with Burtrum
friends on Tuesday.
w. M. Parker was county seat
visitor on Monday.
Read Thos. Hughes & Co.'S ad of
the Texas panhandle.
H. Book was attending court at
st. Cloud on Monday.
Miss May Tufts is visiting St.
Cloud friends for few days.
Attend the lace and embroidery
sale at the Boston on Monday.
Miss Nellie Mccormick of St. Cloud,
was in the city on Sunday.
Mrs. Gle Suke is visiting friends
at Little Sank for few days.
WI. Kay of Melrose, spent Sunday
with his parents in this city.
For quick grocery order delivery,
phone "a, "Auge" Dahlem.
Good apples 25cts. per peck at
Albert Dahlem's grocery store.
Mrs. Ed Evans is slowly improving
from an attack of appendicitis.
CHOICE SEED OATS: For sale by
Chas. A. Morse over postofiice. 14-4t
Sanford Smith OF Hoboken, is
i'll with Inflammation of the brain.
Mel. Billed and w. Parker we're
Little Falls visitors on Saturday.
J.J. Maloney of St. Cloud, was a
Sank Centre visitor on Tuesday.
New linen finished shrunk cotton
l4c to 1Sc per yard at Blied's.
]. NJ. Wilson was st. Cloud visitor
on Sunday and portion OF Monday.
Frank Wilson OF Burtrum, was in
the city on Tuesday and Wednesday.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21

Dr. Green arranges With the Niece of Dr. Bc:
scbee 10 handle her famous Uncle's Grea>
Throat and Lung Cure.
Qrhe best family safeguard is reliable
household medicine that will cure Group
coughs, colds, chilly sensations, running
eyes and nose, sore throat and bronchial
affections-that will keep the children
proof against all contagious diseases.
QSuch medicine is Boschee's German
Syrup, which has record of IS years il
the cure of consumption, catarrh and all
lung and bronchial troubles.
QThe fame of German Syrup as con-
sumptive cure, since its purchase by D1.
Green from the niece of the famous Dr.
Bosclee, has extended to all parts of the
earth. It has big sales everywhere. 20 :.
QTwo sizes, asc and 7sc. All druggists,
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21
First publication. Feb. 81


Order Limiting Time to File Claims
and for Hearing Thereon.
Estate of Charles Sargent. Decedent
STATE or MINNESOTA
County of StearnS.
In Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Charles Sargent
deCedent.
Letters of administration this day having
been granted to rank Tank
Ii is ordered. that he time within which al
creditors nf the above named dec-dent may
present claims against his estate in this cODrt.
be, and the same hereby Is, limited to sis
months from and after the date hereof; md
that Friday, the I'D day of August, 1907, ut
8 o'clock A. M, in the Probate Court Rooms az
the Court House at the city of 81 Cloud. n,
said County. br, and the same hereby is. fixed
and appOin ed as the time and place for hearing
upon and Tie examination. ad jus! ment and
allowance Of such claims rs shall be presented
within the time aforesaid.
Lei notice hereof be given by the publ .
tiou Of this order in the ''Sauk Centre Herald,'
as provided by law.
Dated February 10th. 1907.
lSoal A. H. KLAsRN
Judge Of Probate
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21
Receives Pension

Mrs. Amanda Bohall of this city
mas secured an So widows pension.
She obtained it through j. /. Donohue
of st. Cloud.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-02-21

NAl01-E FOR OR SPECIAL 1907
WHILE Grain and Stock letter. IL
Is free. Frank NJ. Moore & Co., Brokers'
Grain, Provisions stocks a Bonds, a05 Endicot
Bldg, ST.. Paul. Mimi.
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MAKE THIS UP.
Says Many Persons Here Can Be
: Made Happy Again II Afflict-
ed with the Disease.
Tells How Any One Can Prepare
Simple Home-Made Mixture,
Said to Overcome
Rheum atism.

There is so much Rheumatism here
in our neighborhood now that the fol-
lowing advice by an eminent authrity,
who writes for readers of large
Eastern daily paper, will be highly
appreciated by those who suffer:
Get from any good pharmacy one
half ounce Fluid Extract Dandeliop,
one ounce Compound Kargon, three
ounces of Compound Syrup Sarsapa-
rilla. Shake these well in bottle
and take in teaspoonful doses after
each meal and at bedtime; also drink
plenty of good water.
It is claimed that there are few
victims of this dread and torturous
disease who will fail to find ready
relief In this simple homemade mix
ture, and in most cases permanent
cure Is the result.
This simple recipe is said to
strengthen and cleanse the elimina-
tive tissues of the Kidneys SO that
they can filter and strain from the
blood and system the poisons, acids
and waste matter. which cause not
only Rheumatism, but numerous other
diseases. Every man or woman here
who feels that their kidneys are not
healthy and active, or who suffer from
any urinary trouble whatever, should
not hesitate to make up this mixture,
as 1t is certain to do much good, and
may save you from much misery and
suffering after while.
Our home druggists say they will
either supply the ingredients or mix
the prescription ready to take If our
readers ask them.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-10-31
Letter to-Mr. c. c. Walker.
Hillsboro, Ohio.

Dear Sir: The way to buy paint is
to go by the name. There is name
never seen on sham paint, or weak
paint or short-measure paint Devoe.
There are hundred different names
in paint. Some are sham some weak /;
some short.measure and some all
three.
If there Is another such paint as
Devoe lead-and-zinc, We don't know it.
There are few fairly good paints a
few only one Devoe A gallon Devoe
is worth a gallon-and a.halt of those
few.
Mr.. Aaron Higgins, of Plainfield, N.
j., Away used Is gallons of mixed
paint for his house. Last spring he
bought Is gallons of Devoe and had
gallons left.
Yours truly,
r W. DEvoE & Co,
New York and Chicago.
The Enterprise planning Mill Co
sells our paint.
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Obituary.

George W. McCoppin was born near
Carmel, Ohio, more than seventy-two
years ago. He died October Is, 1907,
near the place of his birth, having
lived all his life In the vicinity of
Carmel. He was the last one of his
fathers large family. He was joined
in marriage to Thirza Huggins nearly
fifty years ago. Nine children we're
born to them, seven of whom with
their mother, survive him. Two Of
his children died in early life, one In
infancy and one at the age of seven
years. The five stalwart sons who
mourn to-day are Ellsworth, of Ada,
Frank, of Bainbridge, Sherman, of
Carmel, Roscoe, of Hillsboro, and Jos.
", of Appleton, Wis. The two
daughters are Blanche, of Middle.
town, and Lucy, who lives at home
with her mother. he joined the M.
E. Church in early life and was a
loyal Methodist. He was a compan.
ionable man, a good conversation
alist and was always true to his
friends.
The nature of the disease was such
that he knew the end of earth to him
was near. In the full vigor of his
strong mind, he quietly met his last
enemy without fear or doubt.
He was man of striking traits of
character and mind His memory
for events and date0 was most mar.
velous, his Judgment rarely mislead
ing. He loved the fellowship of his
children and his friends. One son,
whom he had not seen for long time,
was called home to visit him in his
illness After the sons arrival he
was heard to quote the language of
the old patriarch, Jacob, "Now that
have seen Joseph, let me die in peace
Marble and granite may not mark his
resting place but he leaves monu.
ment of seven sons and daughters
that will be glory to him and bis
name when stones have crumbled to
dust.
His last days we're his best days
and without shadow or regret he
peacefully fell asleep "How calmly
sinks soul to rest, who sweetly
sleeps on Jesus breast"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-10-31
NOTABLE MEDICAL DISCOVERY
or Special Value to Many Here in
HillsboPo.

One of the most notable discoveries
and one that undoubtedly appeals more
than anything else to many people
here In Hillsboro is the combination
of stomach remedies in the Mona
treatment. This prescription has
worked wonders, and there Is now no
excuse for anyone suffering. with indi-
gestion or weak stomach.
1t acts specifically upon the muscles
of the stomach and bowels, strength.
ening and stimulating them SO that
they readily take care of the food
that Is eaten. 1t also increases the
flow of gastric juices, thus getting
from the food the nourishment that is
necessary for health and energy.
The symptoms of indigestion are
numerous, such as distress after eat
ing, fatulence, heart burn, sick head.
aches, dizziness and irritability.
These are all dispelled by few doses
of Mi-o-na when the trouble Is recent,
but just as. surely Il long standing
and chronic cases If the treatment Is
followed for a reasonable length of
time
So posivive are the good effects
following the use of Mi-o-na that the
remedy is sold by w. Il. Smith e. Co.,
under an absolute guarantee to refund
the money If 1t should fail to cure.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-10-31

"Martha Smith, the village post
mistress, is In fine humor," conflded
the rural mail carrier.
"Going to get raise in salary ?"
asked the city boarder.
"Nope That wouldn't please her
half as much as the new postal
kyards /"
New postal cards ?"
"Yeou. bet Since people are al.
lowed to write on both sides of them
Martha has had twice as much to read
every mail "-Chicago News.
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(HRANVIL lE BARRERE
ATTORNEY-AT.LAW.
OFFICE
Over Farmers & Traders Bank.
Sale of $4,000 of the Bonds Of q
Two Mile Assessment Turnpike,
Known as Road Improve
ment No. 3b.

Sealed proposals will be received at the
ONCE of the County Commissioners of High
land County. State of Ohio. until twelve
O'Clock (noon) on Saturday, November 80,
1907. for the purchase of series of bonds for
Five Hundred and Forty Dollars each
(s540 OO. numbere from one to ten, and
aggregating the sum OF Five Thousand Four
Hundred Dollars (S,40O COZ known as bonds of
Highland County Road Improvement No. 35
the issue of these bonds being authorized by
virtue of the provisions of Section 4S46 of the
Revised Statutes of Ohio
These bonds will be dated December l.
1907. one of them payable March l, 1905, one
Sept. I, 1908. one March I, 1909, one Sept. l,
1909, one March l. 1910, one Sept l, 1910. one
March |, 1911. one Sept !, 1911. one March /,
All of said bonds bearing interest at the
rate of hve per cent. 6 per cent? annum,
pay able semi-annually. and having interest
coupons attached thereto. Interest and
principal payable at the ONCE of the Treas
urer of Highland County. Ohio.
All of said bonds will be sold to the highest
and best bidders for not less than par and
accrued interest.
Bi is may be made upon all or any part of
said bonds All bids must state the number
the maturity of the bonds bid for, and the
gross amount of the bid with accrued inter.
est from the date of the bonds to the date of
their delivery
All bids must be accompanied with certi-
fed check for five per cent of the amonpt of
Commissioners of Highland County, Ohio,
should the purchaser refuse to accept said
bonds as sold.
The right to reject any and all bids is
reserved
BY order of the Board of County Commis-
sioners of Highland County, Ohio.
JOHN G. ROADS. County Auditor,
EX-Oncio Clerk of said Board.
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SINKING SPRING.
October 2S, 1907.

October 2S, 1907.
Mrs. ]. johnson, of Portsmouth, 10
the guest of Mrs L Mcclellan.
Mrs. Keplinger, of Youngsville,
spent Wednesday and Thursday with
J. W. Hite and family.
Miss Lena Garman is visiting friends
at Springfield.
Mrs. House and children spent few
days last week with friends at Balm
bridge.
Miss Mary Hite is the guest of rela.
tives In Perrysburg and Toledo.
Paul and Herald Walker, of Ports.
mouth, are the guests of their aunt,
Mrs. M. Gall
Cecil Belleson was a visitor at wav.
erlv Wednesday.
Thomas Pursell, of Louden, spent
Monday with his sister, Mrs. Louisa
Butler.
Miss Blanche Griffith has returned
home after spending couple of weeks
with relatives here.
Mrs. Will Walker and Mrs. McKeon,
of Portsmouth, are the guests of Mrs.
Gall.
Mr.. and Mrs Minor Yankie, Of Cali.
fornia, spent Sunday With friends
here.
Mr.. and Mrs o c. Wickerham Wis.
tied friends at PEBBLES Sunday.
Mrs. J. Jenkins and slrs. Mohbacher
returned to their homes in Missouri
Friday.
Miss Irene Mcclure spent Saturday
| and Sunday with friends near PEBBLES
Mrs. Leila Belleson has returned
home after spending a week with rel
atives in Adams county
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Excited Countrywomen-Look ere,
mister, this music stool as / bought
of yer is fraud. My gal Sarah has
been turning it ronnd this three
hours, but ne'er toon can her get
out of it.-Ally Sloper's Half-Holiday
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"He is 'somnambulist, you know"
said Gabbil.
"Well," said Popley, 81 guess you
might call me one, too.
"Why, do you walk in your sleep ?"
mo, but l walk the baby in his
sleep. ."-Philadelphia Press.
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Those Delicious Lemon Pies.

The kind that make your mouth
water" are easily made with no fuss
ing and at least possible expense If
you use "OUR-PIE" Preparation.
Don't hesitate. Try it and tell your
friends. At grocers, 10 cents. Three
kinds Lemon, Chocolate and Custard
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-10-31

"They accuse us of being purse
proud" said Mr.. Cumrox.
"How very unjust" replied his
wife. Anybody knows that the
amount which coulo be put into a
purse or even into a suit case, would
cut no figure with us whatever -
Washinptnn Star
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THAT GIRL" said the country post
mistress, sis carrying on a secret
correspondence with some young
fellow"
"How do YOU know" asked the
store-keeper.
"She never uses postal cards any
more '.-Philadelphia trees
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Notice OF Appointment.

Estate of stephen Davidson. deceased
The undersigned has been appointed and
qualihed as administrator of the estate OF
stephen Davidson, late of Highland county,
Ohio. deceased.
Dated this 9th day of October, A. D. 1907.
JOHN Il. HALL.
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"It is said. doctor, that you treated
your lordlord for liver trouble aud he
died of stomach trouble !"
"Infamous SANDER When treat
a patient for liver trouble he dies
from that Understand ?"-Fliegende
Blaetter.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1907-10-31

Indiana claims among its other hu-
man pccuiiarities a Swear old boy
who can read Shakespeare.
But why should he read Shakespeare
and neglect home talent ?-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer
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at was one of these personally
conducted tours"
"And how are they?
GAN to the good Post cards were
brought to US at everv town. Often
we didn't have to leave the train. "
Houston Chronicle
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"The Woman's Sewing Circle of our
church is ripping mad at our new
minister"
"What about ?"
"They asked him to select hymn
to be sung at each of their meetings
and he suggested Knocking, Knock.
ing, Who is There "-Brooklyn Life.
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''Ma?''

Ma 2"
ayes, my SON."
"what is an emergency brake ?"
AN emergency brake, ny boy, is
when the maid let's a plate fall to the
floor just as your father is about to
swear at the meat."-The Reader.