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THE GOSPEL OF LAUGHTER.
WEST VIRGINIA


Gospel OF laughter, he preached 1t 70 me,
Man who once troubled and wearied him.
self.
Keep the world smiling and glad, said he;
Mlrth Is a helpful. benevolent elf.
Ia ha, ha! IA, ha, hai no. no, no, no!
Never keep worry and bother about:
Smile at your trouble. it's likely 10 20,
daughters spontaneous; tears are
squeezed out
Gospel OF laughter: World wants to laugh
so said my teacher. and he ought 10
know,
Rather O'erfed on adversty's Chan:
Wishes its risibles given a show.
Ha, ha, hal ma, ha, ha! no, no, no. ho'
This is the creed that sets trouble TO rout,
Makes us forget the cares that W. know,
daughters spontaneous; tears are
squeezed out
Gospel OF laughter: World has a song:
Tune your soul to 1t. it's easy TO catch.
Better go CHEEKY and smiling along;
Dimples OF laughter find thousands 20
match.
aIa, ha, ha! ha. ha. ha! no. no. no. no!
Fling a defance-ha, ha, hai-to doubt;
Never give worry-ho. no. hoi-a snow,
daughters spontaneous: tears are
squeezed out
Alfred J. Waterhouse. in Success Maya
zine
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TO BE CONTINUED
MAY HAVE HERD OF ELK.
Fine Animals for Anyone in Adirou-
dacks Who Will Transport
and Keep Them.

A wealthy friend of the Adirondack
and of the cause of large game propaga-
ton has authorized me to offer tn anv
responsible organization or individual.
who Will liberate them on untenced for
est land in the Ad;rondacks, and give a
pledge that they will be protected after
liberation, herd of 20 elk, all wild for
est bred and in splendid condition. saws
a correspondent of the New York Times.
such organization or individual TO as
sumo the expense of transportation and
liberation, which would be about 5000 or
$500.
T. he best time to ship these elk to the
Adirondacks and liberate them is early
In May. They will not need any feeding
or care after liberation, and will be am.
ply able to shift for themselves in the
wild state, as they have always lived
wild in the forest. The elk which have
been liberated in the Adirondacks dur
ing the last five years have done well.
and the state forest, fish and game COM
mission in it's last report places the NUM-
Der of wild elk in the Adirondacks at
200, as against % in 1901.
ONP'OO uul lHS IHe HeAJ Few years TO
receive additional gifts OF elk from
public-spiriteu persons who are interest.
ed in the experiment of reintroducing
the elk, as well as the moose and beaver.
into their former home in the Adiron.
dacks so that there will always be am
pie new blood infused into the Adiroa-
dack herds to prevent inbreeding. Tbs
experience Of the last few winters hiss
shown that the elk Withstand deep snow
and severe cold even better than tho
Adirondack deer.
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Pattern No. 5645-To some women
the close fitting house gown will al
ways be the correct thing: and moth.
ing could be more graceful than this
Prin"ess wrapper with it's long sweep
Ing lines ana wellshaped curves. The
collars adds charm 10 the dress, and
no extra trimming is necessary. The
neck can also be made high az the
pattern provides for that Silk, fan
mel, cashmere. or any Washable mate
rial will make up nicely. The medium
size requires seven and seven-eighths
yards OF 44-inch material. Sizes for
30, 81, sc, SO, 40 - and Al inches bust
measure.
This pattern viii be sent TO Won on
receipt Of 10 cents Address all orders
TO the Pattern Department of this paper.
Ee sure 20 give size and number OF pat
tern wanted. For convenience. write
your order on the following coupon:
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PROVE EVERY CLAIM
Or. Williams Pink Pills a Specific
For Anaemia and Safe Family
Medicine

When the body becomes run down,
either as result of oyerwork. worry
or severe illness. an examination OF
the blood would show il 70 be weak
and watery This condition is called
anaemic, which is the medical term
for "bloodless" The common SWIM.
toms are palsness Of the Iipe. gums
aid cheeks, shoI'nc-s of breath and
palpitation OF the heart after the
slightest eXertion, dull eyes aHd lose
OF appetite
Mr. Louis T.. Clark. a painter. OF ~
Lincoln Place. PlainGeId. ~ j. saws.
Last May / was OBLIGED 10 undergo
an operation for append cits and
while the operation in Itself was sue.
Cesslul ] did not recover my strength
end health. ! was confined 10 ms bed
Tor over a month and was under the
Doctors care When I was able 90
get up my legs we're go weak and un-
steady that ] could only walk with a
cane with difficulty
Il was getting no better aal could
not think Of going oack 90 work
was discouraged. WHEN a nofghbor
told mo that Dr Williams Pink pills
had cured her and advised mo 90 try
item ! began taxing them about the
middle Of Juno and soon felt so much
better that ] lent On and was cured
Or Williams Pink pills have cur
ed rheumatism. chlorosis. after effects
~ tho grin and fevo~s. and. as the
health ~ the nerves depends u1on tbs
purity Of the blood. tley arc invaIu.
able in neuralgia. ncrrous debility
sleeplessnese, dizziness and even 10.
cOmOtor ataxia and paralysis.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists or sent, postpaid. on re-
ceipt 81 price. 30 cents per box. six
boxes $3.50. by the Or. Williams Med
iclne Co. Schenectady, ". Y.
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BABY TORTURED BY ITCHING.
Rash Covered Face and Feet-Wouid
Cry Until Tired out-Speedy
Cure by CutiSura.

my baby was about nine months
old when she had rash on her face
and feet. Her feet seemed to irritate
her most, especially nights. They
would cause her to be broken in her
rest, and sometimes she would cry
until she was tired out. / had always
used Cuticura Soap myself, and had
heard of so many cures by the Cuti-
cura Remedies that l thought | would
give them a trial. The Improvement
was noticeable in a few hours, ana
before j had used one box OF the ca
ucura Ointment her feet were well
and have never troubled her since. I
also used it TO remove what is known
as cradle cap" from her head. and
1t worked like a charm, as it
cleansed and healed the scalp at the
same time. Now l keep Cuticura
Ointment on hand in case of any
little rash or insect bites, as 1t takes
out the inflammation at once. Per
haps this may be the means OF help
Ing other suffering babies. Mrs. Hat
tie Currier Thomaston, Ne, June 9,
1906"
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THE
| SPENDERS|
A Tale of the Third Generation |
By HARRY LEON WILSON |
T -
Copyright, by Lothrop Publishing Company
CHAPTER XXVI-CoNr1NurD.

CHAPTER XXVI-CoNrINuEp
"No. no-that amt the way to han
die him. Say, | don't expect to quit
-cussin' him fur another 80 days yet.
! want him to think he amt got a
friend on earth but himself. Why I'd
have made this play just as have
done, Mr.. Shepler, if there hadn't been
= chance to get back a cent of tiff
we'd had to go plumb broke-back to
the west in an emigrant car, with
bologna and crackers to eat, that's
what I'd have done. No, sir. no help
fur him!"
Aren't you little hard on him?"
mot bit! don't know the stock.
and know just what he needs? Most
men you couldn't treat as I'm treatin.
him; but with him. the harder you
bear down on him the more you'll get
out Of him. That was the way with
his pa-he was a different man after
things got TO comm too easy fur him.
This fellow. the way I'm treatin him.
will keep his head even after he gets
things comm easy again. or miss my
guess He thinks / despise him now.
if you told him was proud Of him, |
almost believe you could get bet out
OF him, sick as he is of gamblin'."
Has he suspected anything?"
Sure not! Why, he just thanked
me about an hour ago fur savin' him
made me shake hands with him-and
I could see the tears back in his eyes. I"
The old man chuckled.
1T was like Len Carey's Niger Jim.
Len had Jim set apart on the planta-
tion fur his own niger. They fsned
and went huntin' and swimmin' to-
.gether One day they'd been swim
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The revelations regarding rraudu.
lent paint materials which have been
made by the Agricultural Experiment
Station OF Fargo, y. D.. and published
by Prof L. +. Ladd, state commits
stoner, have occasioned almost as
much Of a sensation as the exposure
OF adulteration In food products did
when the latter first began to appear.
1t has been shown that kegs marked
Pure White Lead" often contain other
substances such as chalk, barytes.
silica, etc, and that oil supposed to
be linseed often contains petroleum
adulterants, TO say nothing OF water
In large proportions. Sometimes, so
called White Leads" contain not an
iota OF genuine White Lead.
The farmer is large user of paint.
No one is more interested than he is,
that the label should enable him to
get what he supposes he is paving for.
There should be a law in every state
requiring that all paint packages be
labeled exactly according to their con.
tents. That would enable every paint
buyer to buy intelligently.
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CHAPTER XVIII

THE DEPARTURE OF UNCLE PETER
The illnesses, with the except on of
Psyche were at breakfast week later.
Miss Bines had been missing since the
day that Mr.. and Mrs. Cecil G. II. Mau-
burn had left for Montana City to put
the Bines home in order.
Uncle Peter and Mrs. Bines had now
determined to go, leaving Percival to
follow when he had closed his bust
ness affairs.
It's like starting west again to
make our fortune" said Uncle Peter.
lie had suffered himself TO regain
something of his old cheerfulness of
manner.
Il wish you two would wait un.a
they can get .ne car here, and 60 back
with me-" said Percival. I'VE can 20
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sensitlveness of Dee

How sensitive deer are in the mat
ter OF food was proved once again
during the hearing of a case at Felt.
ham. England, where three men were
charged with sleeping in a deer pen
In Bushey park. A keeper said they
had pulled down from the racks about
ten shillings worth Of hay, which the
deer would not afterward touch be-
cause it had been lain upon In fact,
the deer would not go near the pens,
as the men had slept there.
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The man who hangs about loafn4
Places who spends his evenings away
from home and his nickcls and dimes
over the bar, has no right 20 complain
Of ill fortune Even hard headed mea
of the world do not seek for trustworthy
men i'm drinking resorts. The world has
no sonnets for the loafe- Good fortune
makes friends Of the man who is trying
% do his best United Presbyterian.
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A0.0ros Of the movement to aboI-
sh Sunday street trading. a costcr.
0oueor said TO Canon Jcphson. vicar
'f Walworth. u don't see why you
'arsous should bother us cJstermon-
,'T' VIC are trade !
mako my Twin Offering outside
md You make yours by hollering In.
side"
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Chance for Reformation

Mrs Wages Bobby said to me to-day
that he couldn't tell a lie.
Waggs-Well. what OF f.?
Mrs Wages Why. perhaps he'll b.
president some day.
Waggs- Possibly. He's youDR yet
Chicago Daily News.
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a Dsilv Thou,tt

Absence Of occupation ls not rest:
4 mind quite vacant 10 mind die
rcssed--Cowper.
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Pattern No. 5723.-The box-pleateo
modes have always been popular and
becoming TO little girls and a very
modish design is here shown in a de
velOpment of brown and white checked
material. The full length bishop
sleeves are gathered into prettily
shaped wristbands, and belt of the
material or of leather may encircle
he waist \ broad linen collar and
silk tie add greatly to the smartness
Of the mode. Cashmere. mohair. chai
lis, linen and pique are all SUGGESTED
FOR the making For a girl Of eight
years three and one-quarter yards of
'Ginch material will be required
sizes for 4, 8, 8, 10 and l2 years.
This pattern will be sent 10 Won on
receipt of 30 cents. Address ALI order.
To- the Pattern Department Of this uapcr.
he snrc To- give size and number. OF pat
tern wanted. For convenience. write
your ordv" ON the following coupon:
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
MRS. BRADLEY PLEADS NOT
GUILTY TO MURDER CHARGE
Woman Who Killed Former senator
Brown Of Utah Almost coiiapses
When She Hears Indictment.

Washington, ID. C.--Mrs. Anna M.
Bradley was arraigned before JUS
tlce Stafford In criminal court No. /
Monday morning on the charge OF
killing former United States Senator
Arthur Brown. She pleaded not
guilty TO the charge. The accused
woman was before the court but
few minutes and very few spectators
were present during her trying or
deal Of pleading to the indictment,
which charged her with the ~iilful
murder OF the former senator When
Mrs Bradley's name was called In
court she had been waiting short
time while another prisoner was be-
Ing arraigned, and seemed startled to
hear her name called. She made Wis
ible efforts to maintain her self-con'
troll, but almost collapsed while the
indictment was being read, and when
the question, Guilty or not guilty"
was asked. she was not able TO reply
audibly. her lips only framing the
words mot guilty"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
CONFESSION OF ADAMS
READ IN COURT ROOM
Claim Was Made by Adams That Hs
Was Sent TO Idaho to Help slmp-
kins get" steunenbsrg.

Wallace, Idaho.--The features Oh
Saturdays proceedings in the trial OF
Steve Adams, charged with the MUIR
der of man named Tyler In the
wilds Of the st. Joe country, and in
volving the murder of Ex-Governor
Steunenberg, were the reading OF the
confession OF Adams, which the de-
Tense contends was obtained under
duress and is false, and the cross
examination of Warden Whitney OF
the Idaho penitentiary. Mr.. whitney
was questioned chiefly with regard to
the disposition of Adams while the
prisoner was under his care, who had
access to him and who was denied
access. A searching cross-examina-
ton followed as to the reason why
Adams was kept in the penitenttary
when there was no charge against
him and after he had not been in
dicted by the grand jury.
Adams confession states that he
Joined the Western Federation of
Miners at Cripple Creek; that he
knew Meyer, Haywood and Pettibone;
that Pettibone told him to go TO
idaho and see Simpkins--that they
wanted to get" Steunenberg; that
Pettibone went to Haywood and got
5000 for his expenses; that the man
ner of getting" Steunenberg was
left to him; that he went to Idaho,
met Simpkins and there planned the
crime
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
PLEASURE TRIP
ENDS IN DEATH
Tragedy Overtakes Party OF
Utah Lawmakers While
on Junket.
Represe ntative Seth Taft Of Wayne
County and Clint q. Leigh OF the
Herald Killed In Railway Ae-
eident at Bingham, Utah.

Salt Lake City.--As the result OF m
accident on the Copper Belt line OF
the Boston Consolidated mine at Bling
ham canyon, Representative Tart OF
Wayne county, and Clinton b. Leigh,
legislative reporter for the Herald,
were killed Friday afternoon while the
members OF the legislature were on
q junket to Utah's great copper camp
The party was returning from tour
Of inspection of the Boston Con-
when the accident occurred. The &C
cident was caused by the breaking Of
q coupling chain. which released two
cars loaded with ore coming down
grade from the mine and allowed them
TO crash into the train on which the
two men who met their tragic deaths
were seated.
The train was backing down grade
and both men were seated on the rear
fiat car OF the train which carried
the legislative party and were facing
the engine. The ore cars that broke
loose from the train higher up tho
grade came down the hill and collided
with the train, SO that both men were
Knocked on. Leigh fell beneath the
wheels OF the car and was killed a.
most instantly. while Representative
Taft was thrown beneath the car In
such manner that the locomotive
crushed both of his legs. He was
conscious for about two hours. but he
was injured so seriously as to leave
no hope for recovery and expired at
about 1880 Friday evening.
The legislative excursion that met
with such tragic end was hurriedly
planned Thursday afternoon by
Speaker Harry Joseph, who invited
the members OF the house to visit
the Silver Shield mine in which he is
heavily interested. His invitation was
seconded by Louis Gates, superin-
tendent OF the Boston Consolidated
property at Bingham. which is con-
trolled by Samuel Newhouse.
Seth TA6 representative from
Wayne county In the legislature, was
born In 1860 In the Ninth ward OF
Salt Lake. He was a son OF Bishop
Seth Taft In 1882 he went to Wayne
county and engaged in the ranchinE
business, settling near Thurber. He
was elected To the legislature last fall
and was one OF the eight Democrats
In the lower house. He IL survived
by a wife and eight children.
Mr.. Leigh was Al years Of age,
native Of Tennessee. and had been In
Salt Lake City for the past five years.
He leaves wife and two children.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
CHIEF OF POLICE UNDER FIRE
Accused OF Being Member Of Gal
Organized to Rob Tourists.

Accused OF Being Member Of Gang
Organized to Rob Tourists.
Salt Lake City.--Another phase o.
the famous $4,000 McWhirter rob
berry of last fall developed Tuesday
morning when Chief of Police George
A. Sheets and Captain George RAJ
eigh of the detective department were
arrested on a charge Of conspiracy.
Both men were taken before Justice
f. M. Bishop and arraigned on I
charge of conspiring to rob. cheat
and defraud certain divers tourists
and travellers whose names are un
known, out of certain moneys, the
amount of which is unknown" At
torney William Newton, DIR. Jim
Donaldson and Rosario Razzuto, :
West Temple saloon keeper, we're a.
rested Monday evening on q similar
charge and a warrant was served on
w. H. Parent in the county Jail Tuet
day morning which included him in
the alleged gang Of swindlers. War
rants are also out for Larry and Jack
O,Brien and w. W. Bell, alleged Nc
Whirter robbers who are still miss
ing. Both Chief Sheets and Captain
Raleigh seem to take their arrest a.
a joke, and say that 1t was done BY
the county attorney as a means Of
stirring the Legislature to pass the
fire and police bill now before the
house.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
HARTMAN REFUSES TO Answs,
Declines to Reveal His iDdividus
hoIdinus in Railroad.


New York;. II. Hartman. hem
Of the Union Pacific system, spen,
all day Monday in recital Of pop.
tons of the intimate history Of ~
financial operations of himself am
his associates before the Interstats
Commerce commission, which, In b.
half of the United States govern,
ment, is investigating consolidation
and combinations of carriers, relx
lions between carr.ers and commune
ty of interest tn erein. Il cir rates, T.
cilities and prac ices. Special coun,
sci for the government made parts.
ular attack on the reorganization aud
financing Of the Chicago & Alton rail-
road by the Hartman syndicate, and
their action with challenge by coun,
sci for the railroads of the right d
the Interstate Commerce cOmmissim
to inquire into the private transac
lions of an individual, constituted
two chief events of the. days pro
ceedings.
Mr.. Hartman declined to tell whst
proportion OF the preferred stock II
the Alton sold to the Union Pacifc
belonged to him individually, and the
way was paved fir taking the question
into the federal courts. The poinf
raised involves q material Limitation
on the inquisitorial power Of the con,
mission and is of serious importance
to the whole question of interstate H.
corporation investigator.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
cusANs CHEER MACON.
Governor Asked to Abrogate Law
Against Cock Fighting.

Havana.--A procession headed by
ex-senator Monteagudo and composed
of 500 horsemen, many carriages and
bands OF music. paraded the streets
Sunday afternoon. A halt was made
in front OF the palace where the
bands played patriotic airs amid much
cheering. Governor Magoon. in re-
Spouse to cries of Long Live Gov
ernor Magoon," reviewed the gather
ing from balcony Of the palace and
afterward received committee which
presented petition signed by many
thousands of persons In Havana and
other cities requesting the abrogation
of the military order of General Leo
nard Wood prohibiting cock fighting.
Governor Magoon promised to give
the matter careful consideration, after
which the gathering dispersed.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
SHIP SUBSIDY IN BACKGROUND.
Every Day Lessens Chances OF It's
Passage In Lower House.

Passage IN Lower Rouse.
Washington.-Aside from appropria-
ton bills and conference reports the
ship subsidy bill Is the only measure
Of general Importance that is likely
to receive the attention Of the house,
and the Aldrich financial bill the only
one that probably will receive the at
tention of the senate during the clos
ing week of the last session of the
fifty-ninth congress. 1t is Senator Aid
rich's purpose to press his bill for
consideration whenever opportunity
offers, and he is still hopeful of sue
cess notwithstanding the opposition,
the congestion Of bills and the limited
time left. The house friends of ship
subsidy also profess themselves as
hopeful, but they admit that every
day that goes by without action
lessons their chances. Some OF them
express confidence in getting some
features of the bill incorporated in
the postofice appropriation bill, but
II they fail In that program they will
make last effort for independent &C.
ton by the house. after the passage
Of the general deficiency appropria-
ton bill. They will ask to have two
or three days set aside for the con-
sideration of the subsidy bill. when
the conference reports are not before
the house. and the inclination OF the
leaders is to grant this concession.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-03-07
TWO THOUSAND
MINERS LAID OFF
Unrest In All Lines Of Work
as Result Of Request for
Higher Wages.
Mine Managers Declare That All De.
veiopment Work VIII be Diseon-
tinued, While Labor Leaders
Deny That = General Strike
viii Result.

Butte. Mont.-The Butte miners on
Tuesday voted for the amendment to
the constitution providing for an In
crease OF wages OF underground men
from $37b to ~. and for shaft men
from S4.2h TO $3.50 per day, by vote
Of 2.349 against 1.06s. the increased
scale to go Into effect May l. The
alleged threatened shut down OF the
mines will not take place, according
to John Gillie. manager OF the Anal
gamated properties In this city, but
while the hoisting OF ore from those
portions Of tho mines already blocked
out will continue as before. all devel.
Opment work will be discontinued
This will be the policy OF the Butte
Coalition. the North Butte ana all
subsidiary companies. The action of
the Amalgamated company will be
followed by the managers OF the
Clark properties and also at the
Hcinze properties.
President Duffy of the miners
union stated again Tuesday, and he
was indorsed by a number Of the
more conservative and by former Of
ficers. that there positively would be
no strike. II It comes to question
Of enforcement Of the scale by strik-
ing. the matter must be decided by
two-thirds vote resulting from an cleo
tion. and II Is not believed by those
who ought to know that . sufIicient
number OF votes to carry an order to
strike can ever be secured.
Development work was ordered
stopped at all Of the Amalsamated
properties and about two thousand
men engaged In such work were laid
on. There IL considerable feeling Of
expectancy In the city and the action
Of the miners union has occasioned
much unrest In all lines, II has nj
ready had an effect In the building
limo and work has stopped on num-
Der of large structures.