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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
Clayton McConnaha, Young Far
mer Boy Near Muscatine, Dies
Instantly From Accident
BRAINS LITERALLY BLOWN OUT
Henry Garvin, in Whose Hands the
Gun Was Exploded by the Trigger
Striking Branch, Frantic With
Grcf-ottumwan browns self--Un-
known cIintonite Ends His Life.
Special to Tires Republican.

Special to Times Republican.
Muscatine, Aug. 6.-While on a Ce-
dar river fishing expedition with four
companions. Clayton McConnaha, an
>1S-year-old farmer boy living seven
miles north Of Muscatine, was shot
and killed by Henry Garvin. The
shooting was purely accidental. AS
tGarvin picked up the shotgun, intend
ing to fire into the air. the trigger
struck branch and the heavy charge
blew out McConnaha's brains. He
died instantly. Garvin is frantic with
grief. and fearing that he would injure
himself, he has been restrained by his
friends.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
ACID BURNS EXPRESS AGENT.

Paul w. Dillon, Mason City, Had
Clothes Partly Burned From Body.
Special to Times Republican.
Mason City, Aug. 6.-While Paul w!
Dillon, the local agent of the Adams
Express Company, was carrying Il
large bottle, of sulphuric acid on his
shoulder from his office to the United
States Express office, in some manner
the cork came out OF the bottle. Be
fore he noticed what was happening,
the acid had run down to his shoe tops
and Mr.. Dillon commenced to feel the
torturng burn which comes from this
acid. His injuries are quite serious.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
News of Auburn.
Snectal To Times

Auburn, Aug. 6.-Rev. Grey, of Courl-
ell Bluffs, has moved here with his
family, as pastor of the Presbyterian
church He occupies the manse fur
nished by the church.
The Sac township Sunday School
convention was held in the Presby-
terrain church here Monday afternoon.
and at the Methodist church at Grant
City, in the evening. Professor Man
ming, Of Des Moines, was in attend
ance and took part in the program.
The rural free delivery carriers are
taking their required vacation. be-
ginning August A. William Impson is
relieved by Melford Brooks, and w. w.
Jones by his son, Roy.
II. +. Garnatz went to Austin, Mimi,
a few days ago and purchased a pair
of Shetland ponies about months
old The pair weighs less than 800
pounds.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
cREsToN cHAuTAuouA ENDS.
Downpour Of Rain Fails to Dampen
Enthusiasm Of the People.
special TO T;mes-Republican.

Special to Times-Republican.
Creston, Aug. 6.-The Creston chau-
tauqua ended yesterday in down.
pour of rain, which soaked every
thing save the enthusiasm of the >peo-
pie. who hoisted their umbrellas and
grinned. lss,. Dawson. the great Lon
don divine, was to have preached in
the afternoon. but missed connections
in Chicago, so the afternoon program
was changed to a concert by the Will
Jams Jubilee singers. and a lecture by
Miss Bertha Bowers, national w. G.
T. U. worker and a Creston girl,
which features furnished satisfaction
to the audience. The closing exercises
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
COLLISION INJURIES TWO.
Waterloo Street Car and Interurban
Car in Smashup.


Special L, Times publican.
Waterloo, Aug. 6.-Two people were
injured and two cars smashed In a
collision between a local and an in
terurban street car, midway between
Waterloo and Cedar Falls, yesterday.
o. S. Lamb. superintendent of motive
power for the w. G. F., and N, had
charge Of the local, which he was
bringing to the repair shop in Wat
erloo and was crushed when the cars
came together. His injuries are SER
ious, but just how badly he is hurt can
not yet be determined. Miss Nellie Nc
Chane. of Cedar Falls, had her ear
injured by a piece of flying iron and
several of the passengers in the inter-
urban Were shaken up. Robert Cass,
son Of General Manager G. D. Cass,
made a sensational fight thru space
and landed in safety twenty feet away
from the track
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
oTTUMWAN browns SELF.
N. P. Anderson Commits Suicide by
Jumping Into the River.

Special TO mes-Republican.
Ottumwa, Aug. 6.-Probably de-
spondent over his i'll health, no other
cause being known, N. p. Anderson,
formerly employed by the c.. B. &
@. as a car inspector, committed sui
eide here yesterday afternoon. He
walked into the Des Moines river near
the foot of Union street and drowned
himself, the body being found a short
time afterward.
Anderson was SO years old and sim
gle. He is survived by two brothers,
Swan Anderson, foreman of the c., B.
& Q. round house here, and j. H. An
derson of Elunterville.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
PROFESSOR sAAM WEEDS.
Lake City School Superintendent Take:
Miss Fairfield as Bride.

Special to Tilnes-T.epuhlican.
Lake City, Aug. 6.-Cards were re-
ceived yesterday announcing the mar
rage of oNr school superintendent,
Prof Theo. Saam to Miss Alice K.
Fairfield, at the home of her parents,
in Groton. N. H. Professor Saam has
been the superintendent of our schools
for the past five years, and his bride
a very successful teacher An our high
school. They will be at home In Lake
City September l.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
NEW BUS LINE.

Improvement in the Transportation
Service at Iowa Falls.
Special to Times Republican.
Iowa Falls, Aug. 6.-Iowa Falls will
have a new bus, cab and baggage line
commencing next Monday. This im-
provement in the transportation serv-
ice Of the city will be made by Charles
B. Turner, OF the West End livery.
Mr.. Turner proposes to cater to the
passenger and baggage business eX-
cluSiyely.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
ghtes- a1ltn1u,r anma Alagns 1907

in the evening had to be abandoned,
on account Of the rain.
The receipts of the chautaudua WIZ
balance all of the expenditures, put
as several hundred dollars were spent
in permanent improvements on Nc
Kinley's park, where the chautauqua
was held, the association will face u
debt of that amount.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
NORMAL INSTITUTE
cerro Gordo County Teachers Meet at
Mason City Next Week.
ecial 10 Times Republican.

Special 70 Iimes-Repnb,ican
Mason City, Aug. 6.-The Cerro Cor
do County Normal Institute will open
here next Monday. There is short
age of teachers, and thru this section
of the state many Of the counties are
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-06
West Bend Agent on Vacation.

Speciul 10 Times RepubIican.
West Bend, Aug. 6.-Station Agent
c. c. Bickal has left on land pros
pecting trip thru Kansas. Colorado and
South Dakota. Mrs. Bickal will visit
her parents at Sioux Falls, S. D. Ed
Collins, formerly assistant agent for
the Rock Island at this place. has
charge of the office during Mr.. Bick-
81 al
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
Americana, oaa cr....

Some Americans have an odd craze
for believing that the rightful heirs of
British peerages are Americans kept
out Of their own One Of these queer
people asks me whether Jemima, the
helress Of the Macdougal line Of Earls
Of Tobermory, was not really daugh
ter Of Queen Mary?. Was not James
VI son Of fat old Lady Reres. NOT
Of Queen Maryi The present Duke OF
Tobermory is descended from the FIFTH
SON Of the earl OF LIS. But what be-
came OF the fourth SOM The peerages
say that he died young without on
spring. But did be not escape to
America and Is he not the Thomas
Robertson who married a fair coionist
In 1870. and Is not certain Robert
Thompson the son of this Thomas Rob
ertson. and are not his descendants
earls Of Tobermory and kings Of Scot
land? VIII not get at the family pa
pers. now kept In Melrose abbey, and
clear the matter up? The names here
alter, but all this tissue of nonsense Is
solemnly laid before my reluctant eyes
In the hope that some possible j. p.
Robertson Is Duke Of Tobermory.-
Andrew Lang in Illustrated Nsws.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

It's a pleasure 70 tell our reader,
about a Cough Cure like Dr.. shoop'l
For years Or. shcop has Tough
against the use or opium. chloroforu
or other unsafe ingredients common
ly found in cough remedies. Dr.
shoop. 1t seems. has welcomed tn,
Pure Food ana Drug Law reeentl.
enacted. for he has worked allen,
similar lines many years. 70:
nearly 20 years Dr.. Shops coust
Cure containers, have had warn
ing printed on them against opiu-
and other narcotic polsons. He hi
thus made It possible for mothers
protect their children BY simply d
sisting on having DR.. Shops coui
Cure. Sold by all dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
A Preconeerted
Accident
D. JEANETTE Walden
cp,rieht. 100 BY Nay McKeon

IT'S good to see you once more. Ar
thur" Naoma Lake ran across the
ROOM. holding out both hands to the
strong. dark young man who cane Tor
wari TO meet her. Her delicate fac
was aIIeht with real joy.
-Goodr' he echoed. taking her cx.
tended hands and drawing her to him
As he bent his face to meet hers she
shrank back, flushing painfully. Then
smile hickered across her face. and
she disengaged her hands, motionins
him TO a seat.
For moment he studied her. "For.
give me-" he said Ironically. sYou kiss
ed me goodby. you remember?"
Il was young five years ago. she
laughed rs she sat down.
He threw himself into n chair oppo.
site and drew his hand across his fore
head
Perhaps we ought TO be introduced
he suggested cheerfully.
At this her laugh rang genuine.
TEL me about yourself" she COM
manded.
he shook his head. "Nothing-same
old story, But tell me about yourself.
There Is something, know. I went to
seek my fortune. You already had
yours IN your face
She could not meet his eyes. Same
old story" She only attempted to laugh
this time. There's nothing to tell
There was tremor in her voice.
He studied her face again.
I've got a machine out here" be
said. rising. Come for ride
She sprang up with ImpulsIve acqu.-
escence. Then her gray eyes cloudeS
suddenly. "oh. i can't"
but you want tor he asserted.
yes. i want to- oh, so much, butt
have an appointment"
Its been long time since you rode
with me. You need 4 change. Let the
other fellow wait"
THE other fellow! You know. them"
Il don't know anything" he growled
"Get your hat"
She obeyed.
As they went downs the broad walk
to the drive an elegant white car chus
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25

ged up behind the machine that was
waiting for Arthur Boyd. The occu-
pant jumped to the ground before his
chauffeur had time to bring tha car
to a stop and came to meet Boyd
and Naoma. He was well proportion
ed. blond and. dressed with absolute
correctness.
Arthur Boyd looked at Naoma Her
face was changing color.
rs this your appointment
The blond man, with faint. lnslnu.
ating smile. was slowly, suaveiy lifting
his hat. He. raised it just high enough
to expose a slight badness, then settled
1t carefully upon his head again. :
''sfr. Hampton. Mr.. Boyd" Mao.
mas self control was perfect now.
Arthur Boyd received an expression.
less handshake.
You are ready In good time" Hamp-
ton spoke to Naoma In a voice that
was as genteel as his dress. q Just
left the decorator at the house"
These words sent a chill over Boyd
He drew back little.
''Bnt can't go just now" Naoma's
dice was firm. Something quite urg
ent has turned up Unexpectedly. "You
win excuse me for a little whher She
smiled up at Hampton.
'Td excuse her forty times day to
get that SMILE thought Arthur BOYD
as he advanced again to her side.
But Hampton drew himself up, and
his face grew pink He flashed a say
age look at Boyd 1T VIII be impossl
BILE for the decorator to wait. I'm very
sorry" he said to Naoma in the same
genteel voice. Then he took her arm
with the air that all was settled.
But Naoma drew back and surveyed
him In frank establishment.
THE decorator can walt better thar
than this new appointment. I mus
ask you to excuse me"
The pink In Hampton's face changet
to crimson. and he breathed hard
"Naoma, what Is this that's importan
enough to interfere with a plan tina
was made weeks ago: demand al
explanation
The girl was angry. "Come,- sh,
said to Boyd. and he felt that thing
were evened up by the look she CAV,
the recent recipient Of her intimat,
snIle-
she was trembling a little at Boydl
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.


Does coffee disagree with ys-
Probably It does! Then, try Dr.
shoop'r Health Coffee. Health
Coffee" Is a clever combination Of
parched cereals and nuts. Net q
grain Of real coffee. remember. In
DR.. Shops Health Gomez, yet its
flavor and taste matches closely old
Java and Mocha coffee. II your
stomach. heart or kidneys can't
stand coffee drinking, try Health
Coffee. It is wholesome. nourish-
ing and satisfying. It's safe even
for the youngest child. Sold By ali
dealers.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25

Burning the dead. as observed among
the Yumas, Is interesting. The body Is
nrst thoroughly wrapped and then
placed on logs and brush over a hole in
the ground. A bed OF logs Is built up
at each side and at the head Of the
bier. which Is next covered over and
strewn about with dry fAgots. The
flames are applied, and while they
burn the clothing, blankets, etc. Of the
deceased are added to the IRE. The
horse Of the dead man, however, Is not
burned among the Yumas, as Is the
custom with some Indians A day or
two after death the wigwam Of the de-
ceased, IL an adult. Is burned, the rest
Of the family then going to i've with
some relative. The Yumas make a
great show Of sorrow over their dead
Later they are never mentioned At an
-Southern Workman.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Group can positively be stopped in
20 minutes. No yomiting-nothins
to sicken or distress your child. A
sweet. pleasant and safe syrup. called
Dr.. Shops Group Cure. does the
work and does It quickly. Dr..
Shops Group Cure is for Group
alone. Il does not claim to cure .
dozen ailments. It's for Group.
that's nj. Sold BY all dealsra
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY YLouR.

Bees Laxative Cough. Syrup con
tanning Honey and Tar is especially
appropriate for children, no opiate,
or poisons of any character. con,
forms to the conditions of the Ma
tional Pure Food and. Drug Law
june. 80. 1905. For Group. whoop-
ing cough. etc. It expels- coughs and
colds by gently moving the bowels
Guaranteed. Sold by F. G.. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
An Insidious Danger

One of the worst features of kid
ney trouble is that IT is an insidious
disease and before the victim reaIiz-
es his danger he may have fatal
malady. Take Foley's Kidney Cure
at the first sign, of troeble as It cor
reefs Irregularities and prevents
Bright's disease and diabetes. Sold
by sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET ,IELoDs FLouR.

your money refundee II after Us
ing tATee-fourths Cx) Of tnbe q
'Aan2an. you are dissatisfied. Re
turn the balance of the tube to your
druggist and your money win BE-
eheerfuliy returned. Take advant
age Of this OFFER Frank 6. Bland
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR

81 had tried everything for my
baby. until DR.. Lyle recommended
cascasweet. I can truthfully say /,
is the best medicine ever used for
babies."-Nannie L. Taylor. Bedford.
Va. cascasweet Is sold by Stone g
Mercer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Plumbing done neatly and cheap
Iy by the Roberts Hardware Com.
pany.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Dade's Little Liver pirls thorough
y clean the system. good for lazy
livers. makes clear complications.
bright eyes ana happy thoughts.
Sold hy Frank Q. Bland.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25

The Acme Collecting Agency WIN
collect your money and give 1t to you
promptly. lIo South Third street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
Disturbed the Congregation.

DiseurDeo tnr OonsreSation>
The person who disturbed the con
gregation last Sunday by continual
ly coughing Is requested to buy .
bottle Of Foley's Honey and Tar
Sold by sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25
@|uBAtnMoREso# One
RAILROAD.

Schedule effective Nov. Is, 1905.
cLARxsBuRo, w. VA.
Daily. Daily except Sunday.
Sunday only.
MA1H LINE, 9A8TBoUMu.
Cumberland, Washington, Baltimore,
Ph1lAdslphia and New York, Depart
$3.50 am, sS:35 pm, ss:3S pm
Arrive s19:63 am. sS:sS q N. s4:le
srsfson Accom-, Depart .1s.as an.
pm, Es:02 pm
MA1W LINE, WBgIDoUHD.
Parfersnurg, Cincinnati, 1ouisvflls ana
%. Louis, Depart s11:Ss ana ss:bt
AMI .4:le pm, Arrive ss:sa am.
e6:3b pm, se:SS pm
Paxksrshurg Accom-, Depart s7:2s am.
xs:ss pm Arrive sle:fo ana. x7:e1
". va 8 TTTIs- NoRxK1ouKD.
0onnellgvtns ana R1ttsburI, Depari
xs:is . m. x10:se q m Arrive x1:is
pm, xi1:os p.m-
fsirmcut ana lEorgantowa, Depar,
xe:i6 q m-,- x1o:so am, x3:oo pm.
x7:oS p. N. Arrive xe:lo ana. se:1t
Sm; xs:ie pm: xii:es pm.
weston, Depart xs:0e am, xiO:sO ana
x1i:9s am. Arrive xs:iB ana, xs:El
em-. xl:is p.m. x:1.oS pm.
k1cken1s Depart xe:oo an, xe:fg PA
Arrive xS:gS am, xI.es pm.
HfnhWoo1 ena xntsxmedlnte potn1s, De.
part xs:oe an. xll:3s am. Arrive
ls Pm x1:es pm
Arrive x1.oo pm.
W11x Va WRo1I ExMU.
rev 3nx14Mgxklxo m1a Whea11mR Ae0o1-
Depart ss:1k am. x1.sB pm. Axriv(
x1i:1s &m- se:ss a.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25

THE DOCT0R,s BILL
Doesn't worry the insured ma
who meets with IN accident 3
knows that his policy VIII proyil
him with sufllcient money 70 * I'll
up and more. But
TIE UNINSURED NAN
How q e With klmt HIS inoon
cut on during bis disability. his a
ings depleted b. doctor blIls and 4
ing expenseg. ne very khour
ought to induce .you 10 have Is WI
Jon en- acciden Insurance policy
cnca
MARK KoBLEaARD . Co.
- rx..x... - n~~az--.s =
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-25

SWEET MELODY FLOUR.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-14
LEGAL ADVICE.
A Story Showing How Foolish 1t Is to
Try to Get 1t For Nothing.

A young lawyer moved into a town
where there was only one lawyer be-
fore-an old judge.
A close fsted old farmer thought
there was a good chance to get some
legal advice from the young man
gratis, so he dropped into his Office,
told him how glad he was that he had
rome into town, because the old judge
was getting superannuated, and con-
trived in the course of his talk to get
the legal information he wanted, and
then bidding him good morning he was
about to leave when the young man
asked for his fee. 'What for?" said
the old man. For legal advice" re-
piled the young lawyer. "How much
is it?'' Give dollars" The farmer
declared he would never pay it, and
the young lawyer told him if he didn't
he would sue him So the farmer
trOtted down to see the old judge,
whom he found hoeing in his gar
den, and said, Judge, 1 went this
morning just simply to make a neigh
bOrly call on that young scamp Of a
lawyer who has just come into town
and he charged me So" Served you
right" said the judge. you'd no right
to go to him" "Well, have 1 got tC
pay it?' Certainly you have" "Well
then, if 1 must, I must. Good morn
ing" 'HOld on" said the judge
aren't you going to pay me?" "Pay
you, what for?" "Why, for legal ad
vice, of course" What do yol
charger ''Ten dollars" The resul
of which was the old fellow had to pa!
So to the young lawyer and $40 to tn,
old one.
Moral.-DOn't try to get legal advic
for nOthing-EXchange
Smyrna times., 1907-08-14
THE POSTAGE STAMP.
Order In Which It Was Adopted by
Different Countries

The first postage stamp seems to
have been used in Paris in 1868, but
the service in which the stamp was
used was only local and soon failed.
On May g. 1910, the first regular post
age stamps were issued in England.
Various local fOrwarders of letters and
postmasters in this country issued
stamps as early as 1S41. The first to
do so was 4. NJ. Grieg's City Dispatch
Post, which was sold to the govern
ment in August, 1912 Blood & Co. of
Philadelphia sold stamps in 1871, and
the pOstmasterS of Baltimore, New
Haven and New York of 1916 also sold
stamps.
In 1917 the government took up the
business, but Brazil in 1913 was ahead
of the United States in taking up the
stamp end of the postal business. The
other principal countries followed in
this order: France, Belgium and Ba-
varia in 1910; Hanover, British Gui-
ana, Prussia, Spain and Switzerland in
1850; Italy, Denmark, Baden, Wurttem-
berg, SaxOny and the provinces of
Odudud III 1OOI3 OullC anu NiC pAAhSCo VI
| Turin and Taxis (who had the postal
monopoly in Germany in 1852; Portu-
! gal in 1858; India and Norway in 1854
Uruguay and Mexico in 1856; Russia
and Newfoundland in 1851: Sweden il
1858; the Australian colonies early il
the ffties; Greece in 1861; Turkey il
1868; Ecuador in 1865; Egypt in 1866
Bolivia in 1867; Paraguay in 1870
The international postal union wa.
formed in October, 1874, and went int
operation on July 1, 1875.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-14
How the Pendulum Was Found.

Like many of the commonest me-
chanical instruments in daily use, the
invention of the pendulum is due en-
tirely to chance Galilei, when under
twenty years of age, was standing one
day in the metropolitan church of Pisa
while some painters were at work on
the ceiling of the church. A suspended
lamp which was hanging before the al
tar was disturbed in some manner, and
the scientist was struck with the al
most perfect regularity with which 1t
swung back and forth. The idea of
measuring time by such an instrument
found instant generation in his BRAIN
and he completed the system in use to
this day.-St Louis Republic.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-14
IF YOU ARE GOING
TO BUILD

Give us a call and let us furnish
the materials. We will furnish ev-
erything in the Lumber Line, Porch
Columns, Flooring, Siding, Lath,
Shingles, etc. Also, Cement and
Lime.
Buy your LIME from us for
Whitewashing. Also, Paints and
Brushes.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-14
A Soft Answer.

A canny Scot was being shown over
a man-O'-war for the first time in his
life and, being interested in all he
saw, piled his guide with all sorts Of
questions. The marine seemed par
ticularly to interest him, and, going up
to one, he pointed to the grenade" in
the marines cap and asked what it
was. The marine looked at him in
surprise "Don't you know what that
isT' he asked. "Why, that's a turnip,
OF course" Zach, mon," replied the
Scot impatiently, 81 was no AKIN
aboot yer ead."-Cardiff Times.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-14
"ReguIar as the Sun.

is an expression as old as the race. No
doubt the rising and setting of the sun
is the most regular performance in the
universe, unless it is the action Of the
liver and bowels when regulated with
DIR. Kings New Life Pills. Guaran-
teed by Benton N. Weldon, druggist.
-25c.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-14
STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEEo, !


LUCAS COUNTY.
Frank ]. Cheney makes an Oath that he is SEN
ior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney d Co.,
doiug business in the city of Toledo, County and
State aforesaid. and that said firm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every case of catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use of Halls Catarrh Cure FRANK J. CHENY
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ence, this 9th day Of December, A D. 1885,
,e A W. GLEASON,
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Take Halls Family Pills for constipation