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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01
Church of Christ.

Church of Christ, corner Jackson and
Alcaniz streetS-Bible study at GAS a. m.
Preaching at II a. m and 7:45 p. M. by
w. T. Tracy. Prayer meeting Wedne5-
day evening at 8.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01
Salvation Army.

Salvation Army-Han 3O16 West Gov
eminent street. Capt. and Mrs. y. E. Har-
man in charge. Junior services 2:3O p.
m; Salvation Army meeting p. m. Ser
vices every night excepting Monday al
s p. m. cordial welcome will be ex-
tended to all.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01
Episcopal.

Christ Church-Rev. P. II. Whaley. D
D., Rector. Early Communion at $40
Other services at the usual hours
to-day, excepting that the night service
will be given UP for the present. Evening
service 5 p. m. Bishop Weed will particl-
pate in the D. m services
ST. Katharines Church, Cerventes and
Davis streets-Sunday services at 1880
and II a. m Holy Communion first and
Third Sundays. Sunday school at $50 a.
m. Weekday services on Monday, Wed
nesday and Friday at p. m.
St Johns Church. Warrington-Servi-
ces every Sunday at 1880 p. m.
ST Cyprian's (coloredl Seville Square
Bishop Weed will preach and administer
communion at II a. m.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01

The order OF services at the various
churches in and near Pensacola to-day
will be as follows:
Catholic.
St MichaeI's Church-First Mass
at a. m; Children's Mass. a M
Last Mass, 1890 a. m, Vespers, Rosary
and BenedictiOn, D. m; Baptism z p M
st. Joseph's Church~-Until further no
tice-Sundays: Low Mass and instruc-
ton at Z and $50 a m Nespers, Rosary
and Benedictfon of the Blessed Sacra-
ment. p. m. Holy Mass at 1880 a. NJ. on
week days. Confessions 4 p M 10 p IN.
on evenings before Sundays, Holy Days
of Obligation and First Fridays OF the
month Baptisns Sunday at p. m
or by appointment.
Sacred Heart Church-Corner Jackson
and Ninth avenue. Father Patrick turner
pastor. Mass Sundays at and o'clock,
Week Days at O'Clock
Confessions Saturdays and evenings o.
First Fridays and Holy Days from 10
6 D. M Confessions for Men only on
Sunday mornings from $50 to $50.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01
REMOVAL

DR.. w. A. J. Pollock has removed
has office to rooms over D'AlernIberte' s
Pharmacy. Phone 274. 2Saug- 1w
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01
Kne,.L the MIorld

why do you telegraph your con gfatu-
IatiOns on their marriage a letter would
do as well"
'-Oh. no. They may be divorced before
letter can reach them. "-ClsVeisno
Leadar.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01
YOU CAN'T EXPECT

| To have perfect puddIngS, desserts
and ice cream unless you use the best
Vanila-Blue Ribbon. i
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01
$500 Pair.

Sizes, 1 to 6; widths, A toe;
quality, highest; conception,
correct.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01

The many friends of Mrs. Arthur
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-01

Phone 1856
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
REHEARSAL IN A CAR.
Professional Entertainer Was Almost
Too Successful.

The other. night, coming home in
the car, said the professional enter
tainer, Il began to wonder If could
brlng tears to my own eyes as | dc
to the eyes of the other people. /
tried. | thought of all the wrongs l
had committed, and felt sorry for peo-
pie had wronged. thought of all
the mistakes l had mace that other
people had profited by and pretty soon
the tears began to gather in my eyes
and roll down my cheeks.
Il forgot there were other people
in the car who might notice me. Soon
woman got up from across the car
and came to me.
see, SIR said she, that you are
IN some trouble. Can l do anything to
help your
Lord bless you, no, madam told
her, hastily wiping away my tears, I
am professional entertainer and was
practicing on myself. That's all >"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
The Terrible Malta.

Neither the Naples Camorra, the
Paris zApaches, nor the Black Hand OF
America is the most powerful and ter
rible secret society in the whole
world, in spite OF the narrowing de
tails of their CHASTITY work. The palm
must go to the Malta, which fourishes
in Italy, and has done so for more
than 900 years. This society, which
works so swiftly and silently, yet so
surely, was founded in Sicily for pro-
lection against the injustice Of foreign
rulers.-London p T. o.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
EriIIs.

When a girl says that if man
kisses her without warning, she will
scream for her father, there is only
one thing to do-warn her.
A woman can forgive a man for
deceiving her, but if the cook deceive
her, never!
When the drug clerk says he hasn't
a two-cent stamp, ask him for some
thing just as good"--two ones, for
instance.
Men with push should go I'D hill.
Men who push downhill usually end
by skinning their noses.
It takes a lifetime of practice to
ait the small bullseye of success with
he target rife of effort
Never go bear hunting with pop
guns. 1t is hard on the bears nerves.
1t is impossible for you to choose
your ancestors, but you can pick half
of your children's if the right girl is
willing.
If everyone had to pay for the mis-
takes he makes, there would be fewer
mistakes.
Money talks-and sometimes the
man who marries it finds that it talks
too much.
All married men should be good lis
teners-all happily marred men are.
. Crops. ducks and umbrellas should
not be raised without rain
Not more than cent a word is
often paid for articles on how to be
successful
woman who wears paste dia-
monds is much more apt to be proud
than one with tho roal tiara
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
That New Flat,

Bifkins and his wife are bucking
the domestic tiger these days, having
just moved into their first and only
little home
Sunday they went out for a consti-
tutional along the lake.
After writing in the sand, listening
to the roar of the waves. watching
the children romping on the strand
and eating their fill of crackerjack,
they turned toward the dearest little
fat on the North Side," satisfied.
At the door Bifkins searched for his
keys in vain.
Then as they stood there looking
into each others eyes, he remembered
leaving the much missed jinglers in
his office desk, seven miles away!
Bifkins and his wife had heard
much about burglars and had taken
due precaution against invasion, hence
they were irrevocably and helplessly
locked out!
When Bifkins had telephoned the
office for a messenger boy, they sat
down on the steps and waited.
Then they waited some more.
After going across the street to Sc
lect an emergency place for camping
out. they waited again,
Did you notice that nice soft place
in the grass over there?' interrupted
Bifkins:- Excuse me a minute, 1 be-
lieve III go over and turn in,''
1t was dark now; very dark.
BifkinS went over To fhe drug store
and telephoned again.
Boy left with your keys an hour
ago." came the answer from the office.
Then they waited some more!
Dear" said Bifkins, in a low con-
tralto voice, dear, this being Sun.
day night, l believe that messenger
boy has stopped on the way to see
his girl. +" But Mrs. Bifkins
would have no more of it, There is
very little Indian blood in her and
she wanted to get into her dear little
home again.
After a long, long time, the boy
| came.
Then they entered their f1at-and
| discovered they had gone out that
| afternoon and left the back door open!
There are times when words are in
adequate. This was one of the times
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
coIIIerIes Under the Sea.

At Cape Breton there are immense
.coileries being worked under the
ocean. These submarine mines cover
thousand acres, and are being in
creased steadily. The mines are en-
tered at the shore, and the operators
follow the vein beneath the water for
more than a mile. 1t might be ex-
2ected that the weight Of the water
would force its way into the mine.
The bed OF the ocean is as tight as
a cement cistern. A sort of fireclay
lines the submarine roof Of the mine,
and the sediment above is held in
place and packed down by the water
pressure until there is not crevice
nor a drop of water from overhead.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
The ROYAL Road.

Struggling Author-Why, De Poesy.
how prosperous you look! Was your
last book of poems a success?
De Posey-No-o, can't say that it
was.
Published a popular novel, per-
hsps?"
No"
"Ah, then you have written a play.
/ have always held that play writing.
while not the highest form of art, was
nevertheless-"
Il have written no play"
You haven't? Where did these fine
clothes come from? How did you pay
for that handsome turnout"
4 have abandoned literature and
am peddling clams."-N. Y. Weekly.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
PRIVILEGES OF A GENTLEMAN.
Tounasfer Probably Will Change Ideas
In Course of Time.

There is small boy in this town,
says the Baltimore American, the
son of rather distinguished lawyer,
who has decided opinions on what
constitutes true aristocracy. One day
recently a friend called upon his
mother, and. while waiting for the
hostess, was entertained by the small
boy.
What are you going TO do when
you grow up" was the stereotyped
question she propounded in the effort
to start the conversation.
''Oh, am going to smoke"
''Yes?"
And chew"
oh"
And gamble"
Indeed"
And swear"
Really"
And drink corn whisky"
And why are you going to do such
things" asked the visitor aghast.
"Oh, all southern gentlemen do
them"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
1907: by Byron Williams.

Dope.
All you need to run a paper is a pouno
or two OF type,
A lot of nerve, some credit and a field
that's almost ripe.
It's an easy proposition to get rich in
sixty days,
II you settle IN village where the ad-
Fertising pays.
Setting type is simply playing IL you get
girl from school
Who is nimble with her fingers and is up
on rote and rule.
ANA there's money in the business IL Sub
scriber pays his bill
And the man who threatens doesn't bring
a gun around and KILL
1t is easy If you study out the party that
will win
And BY praising winning candidates you
make a lot of tin.
After while the old postmaster will be
dropped for voting wrong
II you hustle you can get it and be en-
We'd of the throng.
Then again. the state will need you and
the office seeks the man:
You are 1T beyond a question while your
rivals also ran"
All you have to do is barrel up the Doodle
that you earn
And prepare to reach the White House.
where the incense affairs burn!
You can start, a lowly printer, and go
upward jolly fast
Til You reach the height Of glory-and be
president at last,
All You need is pipe and matches and a
little nip of stout
BUT 10 win you must be careful not to let
your pipe go out,
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
THERE is A REASON.
The Medical Times Explains Why
Doctors Oppose Patent Medicines.

The Medical Times for April in a
moment of frankness explains the
whole opposition of physicians to pat
ent" medicines which are taken with
out prescription, in the following
words:
We will hardly repeat here the
specific statement TO the effect that
N one year SCI 100000 has been ex.
PENDED on patent medicines in the
United States. Enough to give every
practitioner in the country a yearly
income of $4,000. In the face of such
facts as these, all talk of love of hui
manity, altruism, self-abnegation and
the like becomes cheap and nauseat.
ing. II appears to us that such bun.
ccmbe should give place to homely
common sense"
Reliable authority states that the
gross amount of the patent medi-
cine business is about $4,000 900 in
stead of S62,00O,00O but taking the
Medical Times figures as correct they
represent an outlay of considerably
less than 81 per capita for home medi-
cation. The cost of doctors fees ex-
elusive of medicines except such as
are dispensed for the same period,
probably was approximately $3.50, OO0,-
coo. This is reached by allowing an
average income of $4,000 to each of
the $4,000 physicians in the United
States. Even allowing that a gross
business Of s62,O0O,OOO is to be divid-
ed between $4,000 physicians the in
come of each would not be increased
more than $40.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
TheQaaker Oats Qmpanx
CHICAGO
Quaker Wheat Berries just on the market
delicious. Try box. Two quarts 1 OF.
The Psychological Moment.

The fact that Priam was closeted
with the adjuster did not prevent Cas-
sandra from dropping in TO say that
she had told him just how it would be-
She was al l saved" murmured
the burnt-out monarch. jerking his
thumb at the retiring prophecies.
Say no more rejoined the other
Well cali the loss total and il could
make it any more than that, old man,
I'd do it, under the circumstances"
This incident shows the value of a
word spoken at the right time.-Puck.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
Were He a Bird.

With an ugly sheer he tossed aside
the bread which she had made with
her own hands
If were only an ostrich he be-
gan.
short.
Yes, if you only were.- she
snapped. then might get at least
q few decent feathers for that old hat
I've worn since my wedding day"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great inn
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiffener
makes half the usual quantity of Starch
necessary, with the result OF perfect
finish. equal to that when the goods
were new.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
Accounted For.

Among the many stories told of the
Scottish judge, Lord Young, is one as
sociated with an election in Edin-
burgh. when it was announced that
Lord Wolmer had been returned by a
majority of three votes. Later a cor
rectipn made the majority 800, and
gave the names of two lords of ses.
sion who had voted for the successful
candidate Lord Young. thereupon re
marked: That accounts for the &c
ciphers."
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

ney disease and
rheumatism laid me
UP off and on for
ten years. Awful
pains started from
the kidneys and
CO urs e d dow
through my limbs.
l sought the best
medical treatment
but in vain. and
when I began using
Deans Kidney pills
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

was walking with two canes and suf-
fering continual pains, headaches and
sleerless nights. l improved quickly
and after taking three boxes felt bet
ter than had for Is years. The eff
fects have been lasting"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
Jumpers.

Il want to look at some of your
jumpers" said the workman, entering
the department store
Frog department. sixth floor, CEN
ter ISLE" replied the foorwalker, tap
ping his teeth with his pencil
Yonkers Statesman.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

I suffered with Eczema for forty
years and could find nothing to
cure me until I tried 8. 8. g. I
suffered intensely with the itch.
ing and burning; pustules would
form from which there flowed q
sticky fluid; crusts would come on
tho skin and when scratched OF
theskin was left az raw as q piece
Of beef. ! suffered agony in the
long years I was afHicted, but
when I used s. 8. 8. I found q per.
feet cure. There has never been
any return OF the trouble.
O. II. EVANS.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

form of pimples and black heads, while
Psoriasis comes in sca1y patches on differ,
emit parts of the body One of the worst.
forms of skin trouble is Salt Rheun &
its favorite point of attack is the scalp,l
sometimes causing badness. Poison Oak:
and Ivy are also disagreeable types of skin
disease. The humor producing the trouble
lies dormant in the blood through the
Winter to break out and torment the
suffererw with the return of Spring. The best
treatment for all skin diseases Is S. S. S.
1t neutralizes the acids and removes the
humors SO that the skin instead of being
irritated and diseased, is nourished by a
supply of fresh, healthy blood. External
applications of salves, washes, lotions, ETC.,
while they soothe the itching caused by
skin affections, can never cure the trouble
BOD. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
oreign matter and restores the blood to its
2 permanently curing every form of skin
es and any medical advice desired sent freq
sale at all first class drug stores.
Ierp m arr aeDA
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

That an article may be good as we'll
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale of
Defiance Starch, each package con-
tanning one-third more Starch than
can be had of any ether brand for the
same money.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

NJ. C. Russi, of Andermath. who has
just celebrated his one hundred and
first birthday. is the oldest Alpinist in
the world. Last summer he scaled the
Gutsch mountain without assistance.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

Many a woman averages things up
by figuring that her SIS bonnet and
her husbands 81 lid average SIS each
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

make man as 1t takes collectors to
induce him to pay for the job.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
PROVING the Point.

Shea woman ought to get credit
for being just as logical and ready to
give a reason as q man
He-Why2
She-Oh, becauseI
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar.
Made of extra quality tobacco. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory. Peoria. Ill.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
ALMOST A SOLID SORE.
Skin Disease from Birth-Fortuns
Spent On Her Without Benefit
Cured Her with Cuticura.

: \ have cousin in Rockingham Co.
who once had a skin disease from her
birth until she was six years of age.
Her father had spent fortune on her
to get her cured and none of the treat
ments did her any good. Old DIR.
suggested that he try the Cuticura
Remedies which he did. When he com
menced to use it the child was almost
solid scab. He had used it about two
mouths and the child was well. /
could hardly believe she was the same
child. Her skin was as soft as baby
without scar on it. / have not seen
her in seventeen years, but / have
heard from her and the last time /
heard she was well. Mrs. w. P. Ingle,
Burlington, n. c.. June 16, 1905"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
It Cures While You walk

Aliens FootE Ease is a certain cure for
hot. sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feef Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen s. Olmsted, LIE Roy, n. Y.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

Use Red Cross Ball Blue 1t makes clothes
slean and sweet as when new. All erocers.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
WHERE DOCTORS FAILED.
An interesting Case from Salem, the
Capital of Oregon.

F. A. Sutton, R. F. d. No. 4, Salem,
Oregon, says: Acute attacks of kid
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
Garden Spot Of the World
This Fifty Describes That Portion of Texas Lying
Between San Antonio and the Gulf.
You Can Buy and
Two Choice s2O.
Without Interest. Read the Following:
Hutchinson, Kansas, March II, 1907.

March IL,
Dr. +. Simmons San Antonio Tex - '
Dear Sri ann in receipt Of your favor Of the 7th and
Tezas February andst ali night
making
o. over IS ranch.
a lie has foreman ranch
land him Iwante
the poorest land on the ranch and he directed how and
l equarters of q mile
o wells and oundi ito
1t nwater in vhent
CON 'front.' lam i furnish
of s past
to to reds all the
In to
k1owe hndwh nIseet.
the
and
o enough to satsfy
10 saw romS San ntonio
Christi Brownsville better
IN exaa
to andf wish
q least nea Tt
garden spot Of Unite States
Yourstru s
B. O. \
acres s6 ea .outb
name Of
DR.. CHAS. r. SIMMONS,
ats Alamo Plaza, SAN ANTONIO rexAa
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

Thrift and stinginess are as similar
as they are different
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
Chance Not to ee Missed.

editccr of the Soaring Eagle and said:
There is a tramp at the door, and
he says he has had nothing to eat for
six days"
Fetch him in" said the editor. IF
we can find out how he does it we can
run the paper for another week."
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

Buyers are esteemed; good me
dross are deemed.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
Wanted an Excuse.

Wanted an Excuse.
What DO you take when you're
coming down with cold?"
Whisky"
Wife object?"
Certainly not. She doesn't want
me to be sick %
"One more question" 4
"Well?''
What's the easiest way to start
cold. '-Cleyeland Plain Dealer.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

With smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear Of the goods,
and it will be a positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17
pictionarx.s One Joke.

A Philadelphia contemporary has
discovered a joke in dictionary. It
is one of those unconscious bits Of hu-
NOR. Under the word question: is
the following: TO pop the question
see pop"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-07-17

The worst feature about losing
ones temper is that it refuses to stay
lost.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18
BANC0 TERRITORIAL Y AGRIC0LA
DE PUERTO RICO.
Capital auiaTIzadO S2.AOO,OOO. Capital rsalI-
zado S3l5,532.98, U. Sc.
OperaoiOnes que reoIigo:


pF6slamOs: Con garantias personales. con
Colaterales, con hipotecas q cortO y largo
plazo SCORE hncas rusticas.
D0souanI0s: DE giros, pagares, y obl1ga
clones comerCiales q corto plazo.
GT0s: Sobre Espaha, New York, Paris,
Londres y Halnburgo
GrOs pOf Gable: sObre New York y Ma
drid.
Cuentss Corlsniss: Con interes de poo
annual disponiblGs q la vista por cheques.
lmpOsIolOnss 4 plazO ilIO Con inteies de 2
ep. & annual segnn tempo.
s eo0I6n dc ahOTF0s: Imposiciones sobre lie
bretas desde Is cts. ST. 900 con intereses
Rl6 p 8 anual.
Cobrsn1as: Por cuenta agena con comt-
sion minima de cobrO. Sin cOmision para
los corrientistas
nsn6sItOs: De efectivO y valorea.
Gamble dc mOnedas: Detodos los pa1ses.
Venta Dc o6duas hipOlsOarlas: La mejor in
version en- Puerto Rico, interes p. 8 pa
gaderO por cupones semestrales.
VsRla do fInOas: Dando facilidades para Ell
pagO, On las jurisdiC clones de Adjuntas,
Aguas Buenas, Aibonlto, Arecibo, Barcelo-
meta, Barros, Cayey, Ciales, COrozal, Gua-
yama, HatillO, Juana Disz, Lola, Manat1,
Maricao Naranjito, Pstillas, Rio Grande,
TItuado Yabucoa Y YRuco.