The Republican journal., 1907-02-14

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rives, he finds it about as troublesome
as carrying coal.
1t often happens that man prides
himself on not being hypocrite as an
excuse for saying disagreeable things
to his friends faces.
kin, her husband waits anxiously til
she gets through reading it, to learn
who is coming this time.
When a woman boasts of how little
a garment she made has cost her, she
usually adds that she found the buttons
in the sewing machine drawer.
The man who leads a double life
never does two mems work.
Next to waiting for his wife in dry
good store, a farmer hates worst to
milk.
Some people think they can't use a
Bible or a prayer book unless it is gilt
edge.
Some Reformers seem to have the
idea that theirs is the only really use
full occupation.
A horseman would rather admit any,
thing else than that he got the worst of
a trade.
1t is always expected to say Of every
woman that she 'has been the making
of her husband
Why is it that the people with moth
ing to do but sit around and visit, are
such dreadful boreS?
The person who doesn't like hattery
is usually one who doesn't get enough
of it to spoil him.
The average woman thinks more Of
her figure and complexion than a man
does of everything he has.
If you have have made up your mind
not to criticise, you have to remembe
to watch yourself mighty closely.
When a father and son are in bust
ness, the son can usually tell of lot of
mistakes his father makes.
Some women are so slow that they
do not complete their Christmas pres
ents until the latter part of January.
A plain girl who carries a large line
of smiles hasn't much to fear from the
pretty girl with the solemn face.
An Atchison man claims to be able
to go into a crowd of girls, and pick
out the handholders as fast as he sees
them.
When a couple has been engaged"
for three or four years their romance
is as cold as the love in one of Henry
James novels.
Men are hated for different reasons:
some men are called "old hypocrites''
because they teach morality and tenn
perance.
Physical culture would become more
popular if there were exercises that
could be taken while sitting in chair
before the fire.
The girl who takes a weeks time to
consider a proposal of marriage, is
another creature for whom we are
largely indebted to fiction.
When anyone attempts something
difficult, or unusual, and falls, people
say: ''That will teach him lesson"
Are there no lessons in success?
When the carbolic acid bottle finds it.
self next to the cough medicine on the
shelf, Death stops sharpening his
scythe to lean back and be merry
When man is sick his women folks
say confdentially to those who inquire:
''Oh, all that's the matter with him is
that he's been eating too much"
They say of man living over at
Bean lake; "He has lived around tine
lake so long that his mouth is becom-
ing twisted into the shape of catfish"
Not many married men deceive their
wives, but lot of them deceive them
selves by their efforts in this line till
they imagine they have succeeded.
When woman prepares refresh
ments for party, she takes the inside
out of something, and puts in its place
something that was never intended
to be there.
When stranger arrives in coun-
try town and remains more than two
days without telling his business, peo-
pie agree that he is either detective
or gambler.
In every Woman's dreams. there is a
perpetual laundress: not woman who
comes once a week to wash, but
woman who lives at the house, and
washes shirt waists every day.
CURED
MY HUSBANDS
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