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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Forgiveness.

Nothing Is more moving to man thar
the spectacle Of reconciliation. Oui
weaknesses are thus indemnified and
are not too costly, being the price We
pay for the hour Of forgiveness, anc
the archangel, who has never felt an
ger, has reason to envy the man who
subdues it. When thou fOrgivest, the
man who has pierced thy heart stand
to thee in the relation Of the sea worn
that perforates the shell OF the mussel
which straightway closes the WOUND
with a pearl.-Jean Paul Richter.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22

Mr.. Ku.:iu was as.eI !, .a IL no
admire chrysalTlemums. No, - i.,
ed nothing abnormal or artificial aac
he regarded tie pr1du>uJn %. chry~. !
themU45 ;.' ,. un.....,rc' ',,eu-. t(
grow flowers at seLSon whom nature
meant that there should be no flow
ers. and so the startling answer came
II hate OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
ster Gazette
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Too hucn For Him.

ANDREW" Sail Il devoted wife tc
her husband, Il want $iCJ."
~ hundred what e.cia.mod TIE
husband.
Dollars" she replied calmly.
What for:'
"Oh, Whole lot of IT, 7Ss."
"Um-um." be haS.tatcd. Il guess ]
shall have to check yJ0r eStravasIace
my dear"
DO" she smiled. "&.d n ke il l.y
able to NY order. pc
He collapsed then &c.,.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Pats Conclusion.

A native Of the Emerald Isle chanceo
.. moot fellow workman VINO waa
once his boon companion In powde,
factory where u terrible explosion nA'
occurred. soro,
PatT xs ,oan
"Radad. I am, Micky. II L had oeen
working there now, would nave . DeeN
dead a year agow-London T1t'bits'
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Fire Apparatus.

Jamie Soutar loved to poke the fire
and invariably ended by putting it out
greatly to bis wife's disgust. While AT
supper one evening the fire alarm
rang. and jamie. seiZing his cap, was
fastening out when his wife ran tc
the door and called after him. "Hadn1
you better tax the poker vie you
thunderstorm Stories.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Frnndly Advice.

Coal Dealcr-I want 10 insure my
stock Of coal How much will | have
to pay yearly on 10000 francs WORTH
Insurance Agents. it the same as
you sent me the other day: CcRl Deal.
er-Exactly l. A.-Then take my ad'
vice and do not insure at all. Nothing
could possibly make that coal burn
Caricaturista.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
A Temple Made From a Single Stone.

Mayalipmam. India. has seven of the
most remarkal le temples In the world.
each Of these unique places Of worship
having been fashioned from solid gran
ite powders. Some idea Of their size
and the task Of chlsellng out the inte-
rior may be cleaned from the fact that
the smallest Of the seven is twenty
four feet high, seventeen feet long and
twelve feet wide. Travellers who have
carefully examined them are Of the
opinion that il took centuries OF work
to carve these graceful eIilces from
native rock.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
ono Ieuoed Birds.

Long legged birds have tails so s.'or'
that they seem to be out Of proporhcH
to their bodies. But there Is reason
for the short tails. Birds, while hying
and often while walking. use theii
tails for steerage purposes. "hen
birds with long legs take to flight. they
throw their legs behind in a manner
that causes them 10 serve the same
,1urnoca 90 . t.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
A Good Small Farm for Sale.

Containing I6l1 acres of land near Fairview,
Va, adjoinng the lands of Saml HepneI and
w a, Sager on which is good house OF hve
rooms. cistern, wash house and smoke house
60 full bearing apple trees, 4S damsons and
plenty of smaller fruits and fine never fail
ing spring of fine water near house, well
fenced with wire and rails, convenient tc
churches, schools, post Office and stores. Ap
My To l. N DAVIS IL co.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Oritn 4 DiHerencs.

Small Edna-Oh. look ut those cows,
Small Nellie-They're not COWS The.
are calves Small Edna-But what's
the difference Small Nellie-CowS
give Ceef ard calves give veal outlets
Chicago News
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
CheerfuIness.

Cheerfulness Is a sign Of sanity. Il
Is the person who has no laughter, ne
fun in his nature, the person who be
comes morose and melancholy, who II
In danger of losing bis balance.-Suc
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
The Two Ciacses.

1t was Oliver Wendell Holmes who
said most truthfully. The human race
is divided into two classcs-those who
go ahead and do something and those
who sit and inquire why it wasn't done
the other way"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
DR.. w. A. COYNER
Veterinary SURGEON.
Graduate Ontario Veterinary College,
Toronto. Canada.
Calls Promptly Answered both II
City, County and State.
Special Attention to Dis
eases of Cattle.

OFFICE: SAGER's LIVERY, WIZ.
CHESTER, VA. can be reached by phone.
DR.. Coyner's Tonic powders, Blisters,
Linsments, and Lotions, for scratches.
Gaulds, &c, can be had at Walton &
Smoot's Drug Store.
Will answer ali letters In reference to
any Of the above medicines.
Sept. 23--tf.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
stronoer Than His Income.

Jack-Old fellow, what a fragile crea'
ture your fiancee is! She really looks
as II she might break. Tom-Indeed,
expect she'll break me flrst.-New York
Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
fiodern Irish,

As professional student of Ian
guages | have no hesitation in saying
that modern Irish is more difficult than
ancient Greek Manchester Guardian.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Fine Farm for Sale Near Edinburg
Virginia.

An unusually valuable Farm "a Of mile
from Edinburg. Va, containing 215 acres 81
land. u of which is in timber and 30 acres In
overflow, large good dwelling of about III
rooms. metal roof and two porches-large
barn and all other necessary ontbuidings In
good repair, the place Is well fenced with wire
This farm is very productive, and there Is on
IL an almost inex ha1 a1stible deposit OF
the finest mineral cay" which Is very val
uab'e, the owner having tested its value
through the various improved methods OF
brick making. and IL proved unequaled as
brick product IL therefore presents an at
ttactive proposition for manufacture OF b-ict
on a large scale and is only one mile from the
Southern Railroad at Bdinburg, Va. lnyes
tors should look after this proposition, IL VII
in. DAVIS 4 CO.
Real Eat. Agents. Woodstock Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
WANTED.

Good Cedar and Locust posts, will
pay highest cash prices For specifica-
tions and further information, ad-
dress, w. A. FETZER.
Box 81, Strasbui g, Va.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22

If the poor cannot always get meat
he rich man cannot always digest it
lies.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-03-22
Shenandoh Herald
Advertising Ratef

Advertisements will be insert.
ed at one dollar per square of
ten lines or less, for the first in
sertIon, and 50 cents for each
subsequent insertion.
1 Quarterly or yearly sdser.
tisements by contract
~ Unless the number OF inser,
tions is marked upon the manu-,
script, advertisements will be pub.
lished until foIbi6dep snd tbsIRe
accordingly
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17
THE ASSEMBLY WILL BE RESPONSIBLE

adopting joint identical with those which served
Legislatures satisfactorily enough the Assembly
redeem the pledges made the people of California by the
Republican and Democratic partescan adopt and submit a
direct primary constitutional amendment BY refusing adopt
joint rules the Assembly and entire responsibility
OF the Hed-Wgt amendment and the postpone
direct primary legislation for least four
The by unanimous has passed the HeldWright
proviso rider which Objectionable the
direct primary legislation reform but is obec
tionable those legislators who willing encompass the
defeat OF the advantage seeker after the
United we'll those who have personal political
Comprehensive direct primary legislation
the people of California than do the political aspirations OF
George c. Padee any other individual Direct primary laws
promised people of California The Republican party
the party and the original promse is bound to redeem
that pledge by the submission OF constitutional amendment which,
ratified BY the people will authorize subsequent Legislature
primary Quite regardless of the fact that the
playing legislative politics. the Assembly is wholly
situation Ii the eld-Wrgh amendment is lost
through the Assembs refusal rules that apparently
unsatisfactory only of its members the who by
their the Senate this dangerous legislative leverage must
and accept personally the consequences.
An atmosphere dark with danger the people be promptly
cleared by the adoption OF joint rules 1t the Assembly
The lower House walked into legislative pit of its digging
The people suffer either through the ignorance of the
Asmbymen advance the political fortunes OF any
Apparently the price of the peoples freedom joint rules The
people demand that ii be paid
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17
A POLITICAL ONSLAUGHT

THE by Senators from Northwestern
Secretary Hitchcock viii be easily understood and discounted
by all who watched the of land and timber
thieves by the Interior Department Carter OF Montana led
the attack the floor OF the Senate and he backed by
Hepburn Idaho and Fulton Oregon The basis attack
cuousy mmateral and incompetent and made all the
groesque by the violence of language in which exploited
declared that Roosevelt quite dangerous
the Stuart kings England because he had assumed the right
suspend a
That grave charge it could be subsaniated but is
fatty reued OF Carriers mouth Carter complained that
the President had issued order Secretary Hitchcock that
patent public land should be issued under law until
the OF the ground by special agent actual
compliance with that law shall be found This Car
ter idea OF order uspendng Obviously and its
face it order directing the enforcement OF statute
On this queer basis topsyurvy logic Hitch
cock of according settlers odous eXaspeang and oppressive
treatment He ikened the Secretary "a morbid moral de-
lmquen who should whole cities OF crme moral
leposy This for the that Hitchcock and his cohorts had
pursued land thieves by wholesale the last Mon
Oregon, California and other Western Stares.
The purely political and malignant niu OF the attack is OF
obvious all who have watched the land fraud
conducted by Secretary Hitchcock and his cohorts among
Francis Heney and William Burns Mr. Hitchcock
from office shortly leaving behind him envabe
good and efficient service He resigns his request
of increasing and will be succeeded by James A. Garfield who
has undertaken the work with increased vigor
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17

railways
okode OF all dividends the people would be bneed to the extent
OF half 00mle And haul
in the United States about 40 miles the saving to the people
would
would be the exact equivalent of mill ton mile
1t might be urged perhaps with justice that the great bulk
railroad which dividends
representing paidp 1t that of the mileage
created from the raised by mortgagehat
Of the stock distributed bonus
promoters All that general and il it
should attempted do justice and dividends
all fictitious of stock the result would be tremendous
convuson The trouble about such
that of large passed
hands valuable consideration We back
usual the widows and orphans behind whose useful skirts
thieves shielded themselves from immemorial
Leaving all that side it be said that Mr. Stckne
argument misleading because altogether general and
averages No general sweeping reduction
Individual be dealt with their
merits that always been the practice the
Commission.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17
OPERATING ON A NARROW MARGIN

IF other railroad magnates honest with the people
President Sckney of the Chicago Great Western their
and proesatons would receive attention Mr. Stckney
is all popular in railroad circles because OF the fearless
which he exposed the rebang practices OF traffic
including his and this time when the others
mousy swearing themselves black the prove
had heard OF such thing.
Therefore. when Mr. Stickney that
the railroads stand reduction
would be disastrous to the whole industrial system
give careful consideration Mr. Stick
figures the average OF dividends railroad
1865 prosperous yeaat sos per
and he goes say:
There other business the which is done small
OF half on l00mie
holder 0 railways of all dividends
Stating conversely
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17
THE BATTLE FOR A BILLION"

Efforts reform OF the big life insurance companies do
II appear especially prosperous natural that efforts
directed end should take the of campaign
who had controlled the companies and handled
the obbng yndcates
was election would icyholdes
of their election held the pro-
Yorks law amended i'll accordance with the
mcndatons OF the Armstrong investigating committee.
held and the
progress hoped that the result OF the election
definitely declared before for another election
December 1908 The inspectors $55 and presumably
great hurry The pocyhoders employed watchers
inspectors and the OF inspectors
earded their being
perced ntrune outsiders
the tickets without telescopes The pocyhoders demanded
watchers alongside the inspectors, who debated
question behind DOORS gave in
under that the oicyholde withdraw men
altogether The battle for billion notoe day
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17
Personal Mention

Simpson Fennen OF Tehama is at
the Majestic.
J. Witt Dougherty Of Pleasanton is at
the St. Francis.
NJ Hirsch and Mrs. Hirsch of Chicago
are at the Dorchester.
L. s. Shoenfeld and bride are regis
tered at the Hamlin.
j. r. QUAINT and wife of Byron are
guests at the Hamlin-
L. Nj. Sullivan of Goldfeld is regis
tered at the Hamlin.
George IS. Shaw and Mrs. Shaw are
registeped at the Jefferson
John X. Morris and Mrs. Morris OF
Louisville are at the Jefferson
r. ]. Robinson and Mrs. Robinson Of
New York are at the Jefferson.
e. s. martin and Mrs. Martin of Ana
cortes. Wash. are at the Palace
r. Livingstone and Mrs. Livingstone
of Portland are at the st. Frances
William Piggott and Will NJ. Dunno
are at the st. Francis from Seattle
W. w. Baker and Mrs. Baker of Walla
WaIla. Wash. are at the st. Francis.
l.. G. Nourse and Mrs. Nourse Of
Philadelphia are at the Majestic Annex.
!. 8. Morrin and Mrs. Morrin Of
Kansas City are registered at the st.
Francis.
j. J. Taylor and wife of Rhyolite,
Nevada. are among the recent arrivals
at the Hamln-
Robert Barrie. a prominent business
man of Philadelphia. is a recent ar
rival ct the Hotel Hamlin.
J. H. Harris. a weil-fhown Nevada
business man. with stores in GoldheId
Tonopah and Manhattan, is In this city
for few days. He is staying at the
Hamlin
r. A McWillians. +. H. McWilliams
and C. E. Mckay. three prominent
business men of British Columbia. are
at the Hamlin for q few days. They
are arranging for the establishment Of
a large cement manufacturing plant at
Salinas.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17
Answers to Queries

the woman the answer .1S or over
and from the man "a1 or over The
applicant must answer questions as to
previous marriage and divorce. and
the clerk may insist upon divorce
papers being exhibited to him.
TIE BOSTON FIRF,-A. O. s.. City.
The Boston f1re occurred on November
=, 1872 and burned over e5 acres in
the very heart of the business section
OF the city. The most authentic re-
ports place the number OF buildings
burned at 44s. and the loss at sTso
900. Some OF the most substantial
structures in the city, as in the great
fire OF Chicago. were swept away like
frame buildings, and freproof edifices
shared a similar fate.
LEGAL HOLIDAY. j. D.. City.
February %, Washington's birthday, is
legal holiday in all the States of the
Union and Territories. Including the
District OF Columbia, except Mississippi,
where it is observed by exercises in
the public schools only. Being legal
holiday, none of the acts that are per-
formed as on a dies non are legal but
there is nothing in the law that re
auires that either large or small busi-
ness houses must be closed on that day.
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17
In the Joke World

Professor cat chemistry eNanins-
tion)-I1nder what combination is gold
released most quickly?
Student-Marriage.- Blst-
ter.
Hes going to expose party Of
awhy does he take such an Interest,"
"They wouldn't pay him for refrain
ing from exposing them. Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
We jump from twelve to eighty,
And 1 am here to state
In accents strong and weighty
I like my winter straight
louisville Courier-JOurnaL \
Confidential Adviser-Senator, how
much did your campaign cost yOue
Senator LOtsmun-It was pretty ex-
pensive this time. RinggOld. 1t cost me
one days income and two or three
nights sleep.-ChicaSo Tribuns.
Pop
isn't radium the most expensive
thing on earth?
Next TO an automobile. I believe IL
is. my boy. '-Yonkers Statesman.
Chorus Girl ereadins)-whst does
n-e-e stand fors
Other Cslri--.'Nee' stands for born"
sBorn'-how do you mcsne"
wei. one might say YOU are a
blonde. nee Il brunette. Boston Tran
script.
Have you heard that Frau Pechlein.
the dramatist, has had to 20 into an
asylum on account of her brain having
given way?
'Hocray. Now, perhaps. we shall
have something really good from her
pen."-Neg eggendorfer Blatter.
Farmer-so you've had some eSfki-
ence. have yoE2
Youth-Yes. sir
Farmer-WeiL what side of a COW do
you sit on to milk?
Nouth-The outside.-Tit- BitA
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17

POPULATION-J, Oakland, Cal. The
population of the earth according to
the Royal Geographical Society is l.
4S7, 100000.
MINING LAWs-Subscribe Oak
land. Cal BY writing to the Represen-
tative from your Congressional dis
trict YOU will be able to obtain a
COPY of the United states mining lawe.
JAPANESE-f M. p, Ingleside. Cal.
4 child born TO japanese parents in the
United States is a native OF the United
states. and is on a par. so far as rights
are concerned. with any white child
born in the country.
TIMBER LAND-A Reader, Sacra-
mento, Cal. For information about
timber lands in the State of Oregon ad-
dress communication TO any or all
the United States land Offices, which
are located at Lagrande, Lakeview
Portland. Burns, Roseburg and The
Dalles.
MARRIAGE License j. D.,
Poso, Cal. An applicant for mar
riage license is asked the ages of the
parties and must answer under oath
Some clerks are willing to accept from
The San Francisco call., 1907-02-17

Perhaps it would be a good idea for
each OF the university presidents 10 add
to every public utterance the announce
ment that he denies ever having said
what he has just stated This would
save him from the continual specific
denials that are needed.-Oakland En-
quirer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-12

began The Thinking Machine without any preface
Please have him arrested immediately"
What CHARGE" asked the detective
Really, it's of no consequence" replied The
thinking Machine. Attempted murder, con-
5Ipracy embezzlement, fraud whatever you like
L can prove any or all of them
IL go after him myself" said the detective
And there is also young woman aboard CON
tlnued The Thinking Machine "a Miss Hilda
Fanshawe- Please have her detained, not arrested,
and keep close guard on her-not to prevent es-
cape, but To protect her"
Tell us some of the particulars of it =" asked the
detective
| haven't slept in more than forty-eght hours"
ttPneG f Inc lhnklnG Machine. II explain il all
this afternoon, after I've rested awhile y"
The Thinking Machine for the benefit of Detective
Mallory and his satellites recited briefly the salient
points of the story told by the actor Watson
Richards. His listeners were Howard Guern tall
Keen faced, and clean shaVen: Miss Hida Fanshawe
whose pretty face reflected her every Thought:
II tchlnson Hatch, and three four headquarters
nm. Every eye upon the drawn face of the
dnlnutlve scientist, as he far back IN his chair
with Squnt eyes turned upward, and finger tins
pressed together.
FROM the facts as he stated them we know he
Eond all question, in the very beginning that MIR
Richards was used a tool To further some CON
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-12

"
i l. can never be solved. Of course II was three
years ago You fellows know what have done III
Jaat time Wen, d give II all. every bIt of II, TO
facet that gri again 1 should know her), tell her
what know. and make her believe that II
i-a., ot u.uc
Hutchinson Hatch related The circumstances
casually ON, afternoon a. dac or So later 10 Profess
s. Augustus F. \. Van Duscn-Thc Thinking
Machine
That eminent man IT science listened pctulanty
Is ac listened 20 AL things. 1, happened in this
CtNt he inquired al The end.
"I,-
But Richards has no idea hat part 81 the
c.t.-"
N.t the slightest | imagine that the drugged
Cigar and 81 naturally weakened condition made him
-. has bearing, Nhiir u the cab
i dare -sI. commented The scientist. And
@: course lc ia, newer seen Mailman again
\o-hc would have mentioned II # he had "
docs Richards remember the precise date Of
tie affair"
dare saw he docs. though he didn't mention
j.. replied the reporter
Suppose You see Richards and get the datc-c<-
a..,y. !, possible remarked The Thinking Machine
" Yea might telephone 81 20 me Pcrhaus-" and
- shrugged his slender shoulders
You think there is a possibility of solving the
:. Idle" demanded tho. REPORTER eagerly
crr.lrI>- ~lat,lu-,I The ThiuLlng Machine II
require, no. solution l. Is ri,liculouslv sjmpc-ol-
I.'l-. NIGH, -ay,-aud YET dare say the girl
Richards referred To- has been the vI,tIm OF some
Remember IL happened three years ago"
Hatch suggested tentatively.
II wouldn't matter particularly if 1t happened
three hundred years ago declared the scientist.
" Logic. Mr. Hatch, remains the same through all
the aEes-irom Adam and Eve To us. Two and two
made four IN the Garden Of Eden Just they do
NOW IN Il counting house Therefore, the solution. |
Say, IS abeurdy simple The only problem Is To dis
cover the identity of the principals in the affair
any 9. I't,' ,'"ti u" '.,'' Fl,
l,''eI Va "lo'"n Li"',t let'h"n i 10 ne
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-01

tapas y nos suplica la referida Sc
iiorita hagamos constar que a la
persona que 10 entregue (Cristo q
Sc le dara una qualification.
-CoMPANIA TELEFoNIcA. Is
ia maiiana Sc abri6 el servicio tele-
fonico en- Barceloneta hablando de
San Jnan a la Central Pazuela los
sefores Balseiro y Giorgetty.
--NUEVOs DIRECTORIES. : Por
renuncia del seiior Ceballo de uCe-
ballo & Coz, han entrado fornar
parte de la Directiva de esta Com
pafiia los. ..seholes don Luis Rubert
y don Luis Toro, valiosos elementos
de la sociedad de San Juan.
-Ha rendido la jornada de la
vida en- Bayam6n la muy estimable
sefiora dofia Isolina Monclova de
Cesteros, miembro de una de las
mas distinguidas familias de aquel
pueblo, entire la que contamos bue-
nos amigos y correligionarios.
Que Dios haya acogido en- su
seno al alma de la noble seiora y
reciban su esposo y demas deudos
Ell testimonio de nuestra condolen-
cia.
-Prcgrama de las pleas que
ejecutara eu el Ateneo el lunes pro-
ximo, un seXteto compue,to de dis
tinguidos profesores de esta Capt.
tai:
Primera parte: -Primero. Sin
fonia Euryanthe, Ch. NJ. Weber.
Segundo: A IntermeZzo. Is Nj
nueto. C Gavota. -Selecc Oh Pa
giiacio, R. Leonvallo. = Tercero
Invitation to the dance, Rond6
brilliant, piano solo. Oh. NJ. We
Der.
Segunda parte PIimero.
Bailables de la Opera oGiocondas,
Danza delle Ore, A. Ponchiellli.
Segundo: Quinteto aBochenni, cuer-
da sola. Tercero: Selection de Ia
Opera sAidaD, G. Verdi A las
ocho y media.
No Sc reparteu invitaciones.