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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19
Julius Caesar"

The American mind delights in poll
tics and this fact many account for the
popularity which ShakespeaTe's great
tragedy of craftsmanship Julius Gaze
zar" has always had II is q picture
of great natures moved by tremendous
events; picture whose representation
requires not only artistic finesse but
intellectual robustness Its three great
characters '-Brutus" Cassius' and
Marc Antony" have each in turn in
vited the most eminent players to dis
play their best talents
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19
MEETING NOTICE

c. ", and other Confederate Veterans
are requested to meet to-day at their
Biyouac, Old Armory Hall, promptly
at 1880 am, to attend the r. E. Lee
Memorial services at Christ Church at
II m.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19
S-5--25.

Eight ive-cent papers of
Landreth's New Crop Gar
den Seed for twenty-five
cents at D'Alemberte's Drug
Store. Mail orders given
prompt attention.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19
a Whole Meek

Some of these days." began the
pretentious person.
Lay on, MacDuff.'
Some of these days some hell
roarer is going to Panama and re
main there a whole eek."-Louis-
vile COurier-Journal
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19
How to Prevent Bilious Attacks.

One who is subject to bilious at
tacks will notice that for day or
more before the attack he is not hun
CRY at meal times and feels dull after
eating. A dose of Chamberlain 5
Stomach and Liver Tablets when
these first symptoms appear will ward
o fthe attack. They are for sale by
all druggist.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19
coino Back on His Word

Before We were married you used
TO tell me you would die for ne
Yes; weIl?"
Well now you are refusing 10 eat
biscuits | make.-Houston Post
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAXATIVE BROMO 0uinine Tab
lets. Druggists refund money if il fails
to cure. Z. W. GROVES signature is OF
each box 25c.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-01-19

SUCCESS IN CAKE MAKING And in
the making of dainty desserts depends
unon the extracts used. Housekeepers
who use Blue Ribbon Vanilla and
other Blue Ribbon Extracts never
know failure
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

! had left Mrs. Stone sat silent before
her desk. Then she whirled o In
her revolving chair to listen 10 inc
next tale of woe. .-.
"A month later one OF her assistants
said to her: -
"Tm afraid that woman for wnom
we secured the janitress' place was an
impostor after ALL ..ros
what makes you think so!' asked
Mrs. Stone.
wei. anyhow. / don't think she's as
poor as Ellen West, who wanted II.
"She has five children 20 support re-
turned Mrs. Stone. ELLEN has only
two, and she drinks"
YES" said the assistant, but 1 saw
her in the park yesterday. n what d"
you think she had on?"
"A sealskin sack, perhaps salo We
Stone, not looking up from the nsuiN
she was adding.
so you knew?' gasped the other.
Yes, I knew"
The assistant was bursting Win curl
osity. She waited a moment.
Perhaps she has seen better days.
she ventured.
"I don't think So" said Mrs. stone;
though it was a sort OF inheritance;
"Oh." said the assistant. "But II N
very good and new. I thought, perhaps;
it was electric. hut it wasn't. l shouIo
think she might sell 1t and get some
thing for the children"
''She might said Mrs. Stone, but L
don't think she will. Two. eight: nine
teen, twenty-four-we've taken l Sz4O
in dues his month-that's not bad!'-
Copyrighted, 1907. by z. c. Parceis).
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
DESTROYING CONFIDENCE"

"I am responsible for turning on h
light but / am not responsible for
what the light showed."-President
Roosevelt at Nashville.
And that is just where a lot of cap
tains Of industry and supposed fnan-
ciers fail to properly di~fferentiate. OF
course. those individuals whom the
light showed to be engaged in disrepu-
table observation-disclosures stock
jobbing, bonding corporations in their
control and diverting the funds to
their W use. building up favorites
and tearing down competitors by I'M
lawful means-the criminal rich who
have been engaged in such tr~ansac-
tions and who have been caught at it
because Roosevelt pressed the button
and flooded them with light, are howl
ing about the president destroying
confidence" hi is to be expected.
But there are still others who may not
themselves be engaged in wrong prac-
tees, but who are so closely allied with
these guilty captains of industry that
they car only blink at the light instead
of perceiving what the light discloses.
And SO they join in the howl that the
president is Going Too Far, and that
he is running business, and all that
sort of thing.
To be sure, President Roosevelt is
insisting that the wrong-doing shall
stop wherever it is disclosed. If he
did not, the business world would soon
be worse off than ever.
1t may be rue that the president
has destroyed confidence" by turning
on the light. But so does the individ-
ual who shows up the loaded dice with
which the gambler plays-people lose
confidence in that gambler.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
GLOBE SIGHTS.
From the Atchison Globe. ]

A real kind hearted man couldn't
enjoy heaven If his horse was tied
outside.
statesmen tina customers appear thai
is hard times.
The barking dog knows better; when
he goes out to kill a sheep, he knows
enough to leave his bark at nome.
When a boy refuses to take care of
his older sisters children, there is gen.
eral rejoicing if the storks after his
marriage keep a continuous flight to
his chimney.
Its up to me to quit smoking. Sew
eral months ago, 1 declared that if a
certain drunkard would quit drinking.
1 would quit smoking. The
has quit drinking. If he doesn't break
over for another three months, l in
tend to quit smoking for good But
l still believe it is harder to quit
tobacco than it is to quit WHISKY
Drake Watson.
We never tire of admiring the ca
pacity and greatness of American
women. Although a girl may be raised
a doll" and taught nothing but piano
performing and waltzing, her Yankee
ingenuity asserts itself within a year
or two after marriage, and she be-
comes a marvellous housekeeper, "a
phenomena manager of babies, and
the Idol of her friends because of the
dinners she prepares. While 1t may
be bad to raise a boy well Chat is, to
and education), the American
girl seems naturally so we'll disposed
That it is impossible to spoil her.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
ROOSEVELT AND SUNDAY.

A dispatch from Philadelphia states
that the ministers of hat city will ap-
peal to President Roosevelt to stop
Sunday baseball at League Island, be-
lieving it to be harmful to the morals
of the city.
Just how much power the president
will have in hat direction is not
known, but it is known that he believes
in Sabbath observance.
When the president goes on his trips
about the country he is accompanied
by photographers representing differ
ent pictorial publications and -hoto-
graphic concerns. At the time Presi-
dent Roosevelt spent Sunday at Sharon
Springs out on the Kansas prairies, a
Kansas newspaper man noticed tina,
none of these photographers took any
pictures of the scenes of that day on
the plains, n the newspaper man
asked one of them-the photographer
for Leslie's Weekly-why it was. The
photographer replied hat the presi-
lent preferred that no pictures be
made on Sunday, and out of Difference
to his wishes the cameras were left in
their cases on hat day. H not only
refrained from Sabbath dissertation
himself, but he also requested It from
those accompanying him.
President Roosevelt probably is not
a strict Sabbatarian, but he believes in
honoring the day and a~bstaining from
labor that is unnecessary.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
THE IRONY OF FATE.

We Square Dealers are hard up
against a perplexing proposition. The
square Deal movement committed
itself to a primary system of making
nominations. and for the nomination
of United States senators by the same
method and at the same time If a
primary were called next year Stubs
is the only Square Dealer. who would
stand a ghost of a show of getting the
nomination for governor. He is also
about the only man whom they would
have any nance to nominate for
United States senator.
1t would be just as easy to nominate
Stubs for governor by the convention
as by the primary system. By old
fashioned methods his nomination and
election for governor would be a fine
endorsement for his promotion to the
United States senate. He could be
elected governor and then go on up.
But he cannot run for governor n
senator at the same primary.
We Square Dealers have no show Of
success behind any man but Stubs
primary system. Stubbs can run
for but one place at the same primary.
The Square Deal wagon seems to be
loaded with more h it can carry
owe these roads.-Douglass Tribune.
Such is the irony of fatei The
Square Dealers have worked up this
sentiment in favor Of a direct primary.
and now they find themselves con-
fronted by it themselves. They wish
to run MT. Stubs for at least two Of
fees, and they can do it if the old
style state convention is held, but If
nominations are made by primary, in
Guiding both governor and United
States senator, as Square Deal princi-
Piles demand, Mr.. Stubs cannot run
for more than one office.
TL@-- l. ~ ~,L& 80 NJ cx.LL- =
governed by his own wishes, he will
run for senator rather than governor,
yet there is a tremendous sentiment
among Kansas voters in favor of elect
ing him governor. 1t is possible that
he might be persuaded to follow the
programme outlined by the Douglass
Tribune in the above in case a con-
vention is held.
A primary, on the other hand.
would force him to show his hand and
make a declaration of his candidacy
for one office or the other in the near
future, in order hat the Square
Dealers could unite and make a cam
paign for some candidate for the of
flee he does o want. If a primary
were held early next year-in March,
for instance-it is time the Square
Deal candidate for governor were be-
coming known, if Mr.. Stubs would |
not make the race.
1t is a peculiar situation.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
QUAKER

lFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
The rolling stone is seldom rolling in
wealth.
To politicians a dark horse is often
a nightmare.
The dollar mark Is too often ynony
nous with the mark of esteem.
A woman may talk about her late
husband without being a widow.
You can't go to the ofice of a chiror-
odist without putting, u foot in it.
Every man has an aim in life, but
lots Of them are mighty poor marks
men.
You can't believe all you hear. Many
a ~girhnamed Rose hasn't q cent to her
name.
A girl may be always finding four
leaved Glove without being a good
locker.
Money makes the mare go, but II
won't always make her come out first
in a race.
Without regard to the price. II is
quite natural that umbrellas should go
up in rainy weather.
The Significance of environment Is
demonstrated by the fact that the sailor
on shore is generally all at sea.
Wigg-When Guzzler takes a drink
he never takes less than five fingers
Wagg-"Just to keep his hand in, I
suppose"
Hoax-"I should iii the proprie-
tors of the speak-easies would be afraid
that the walters would give them
away" Joax-"T suppose they have
dumb walters In s~peak-easiea."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
JOURNAL ENTRIES

This department desires to suggest
that the balloon races start from To-
peka next time. Then there will be
less danger of their humping into the
Atlanti ocean,.
Still, the young peoples societies
meant all right even If they did call
him "the Hon. Schenck."
y
1t is currently reported that a series
of cold chills run down K. us spine
every time it thinks of the score in
the Washburn-Haskell game last Sat-
urday. A liberal prize of one tooth
pick is hereby offered for the best ex-
PLANTATION of this phenomenon.
n y n #
We wouldn't wonde If ST. Louis
has a crick in it's neck this week. af-
ter rubbering at so many balloons.
=
The ~Episcopalians will enjoy this
story: A week or so ago L. M. Craw-
ford went to N. H. LOOMS to engage
his legal services to fight the Sunday
closing of the theaters. After he had
stated his case, Mr.. LOOMS thanked
him for the compliment, but said he
his connection with the Presby-
terrain church would not be compatible
with opposing the recognition of the
Sabbath. What! Are you a Presby-
terrain? ?" exclaimed Mr.. Crawford. st
am" answered Loomis, 81 beg your
pardon" said the theater magnate
apologetically. "I thought you were
an Episcopal"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
POINTED r.
[From the Chicago News.I

tFrom the Chicago News.1
Better a walk-out than a kick-out.
A wise man has not time to argue
with a prize fighter.
It's quite a come-down for a woman
hater who falls in love.
One kind of press notice is the at
tention a girl gives to a hug
With the politician might makes
money and money makes 1t right.
In billiards and matrimony there are
lots of kisses n many scratches.
1t takes a smart man to dodge all
the foolishness there is to keep out of.
Some women are naturally weak.
That's why they are unable to hold
their tongues.
It's easier to worry about what we
haven't than 1T is to be content with
what We have.
Ask a truthful man for his opinion
and the chances are that he will hand
you something you don't want.
1t has been discovered that the only
chance a man has to beat a woman in
an argument is to let her do all the
talking.
In a small town the monotony of a
wonan's life would be something fierce
IL it wasn't for the gossip floating
about.
OF course, you don't know of any rea-
son why the fool-killer should call on
you, but you can name a dozen reasons
why he should visit your neighbor.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
LAYHAWKER JOTy

Speaking of the way business is grow
ing, a third billiard hall a just been
opened at Phillipsburg.
At a recent public sale in Republic
county, the sales amounted to 5000.
and everybody paid cash.
Three hundred and ten cars of melons
were iced at Syracuse in one month this
summer, representing the shipments of
the Arkansas Valley east of La Junta.
A prisoner was brought before Police
Judge Blundon, of Salina, on the charge
of drunkenness the other day, and the
judge discovered that h man was car
rying Mrs. Blundon's watch.
! Just to match Hiawatha's story of
the nan in that town who paid a thou
sand dollars for a rug. The Globe tells
of an Atchison young man who paid As
cents for a nickel cigar. He bucked a
slot machine
Vic Murdoch says hat in thousands
Of Kansas orchards this year there are
not apples enough to make a quorum.
But it's worse than that: In most
Kansas orchards there are not apples
enough for identification.
A white mole was found up at Wa
terville recently, and the Telegraph
says. white moles are rare. is
correct. Most OF them are brown,
especially when they are on a conspic-
uous place on your face.
Tom Thompson of Howard, heard
w JAIN 100000
frightened so at an automobile. AND
Tom butted in and said: What would
you think If you were to see a pair
of pant come running down the
street with no man in them?'
Rev. John Reed, a Cove county
preacher who farms on the side for a
living, says his potato crop yielded IS
bushels per acre and he is getting a
dollar a bushel for them. Seventy-fve
dollars an acre is a fair return from
Cove county land in one year.
A stranger said the other day that
there are more red headed women in
Norton than any other town he ever
visited. I'VE always sort of liked red
headed girls" confesses the Telegram,
land those wit hblack, brown, golden
and almost any other colored hair, as
we'll"
"~Greensburg,' says the Republican,
has a loving couple who fill in the in
tervals of soulful silence by whistlng
to each other, as they sit in the back
parlor." Now we do not wish TO be in
quisitive, but did the Republican really
hear the whistle, or did it only see their
lips in position for whistling?
Atwood Square Deal: Comrade Dave
Spear was up the creek Tuesday, and
was telling about threshing out nine
bushels of alfalfa seed from a little
more thar an acre of second bottom
This means $50 an acre from one
crop. and in addition he had two prev
ious mowings of crops of alfalfa hay
from the same ground, thus realizing
from his one acre in one year at least
one n dollars. This beats a gold
mine.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
HUNOR or III II

Train h%oldups." said the old traveller.
"are nothing. new for me- I've been IN
How does 1t seem to be covered with a
\ revolver asked the listener.
.I Cant say hss rep bsta TIN the r GtS : trS whisE.
Observation-Disclosures Sentinel.
Jigley-we were talking about subur.
ban cottages. and Subbubs remarked that
the only thing they ever dreamed OF out
hi cit Mms IN nUsf ides! T Is that auth the way he
| pronounces 1t now?
Jigley-Pronounces what?
| observation-disclosures Press.
The San Francisco Japanese had !.
Fhe ed 50E ffaiiien??haiR be w "a ASK ssSe anoe + do,@
he replied, land admire it greatly"
yST believe e STREET. in se sa49s e Of st cd9s.e by th eSSS Ssd
him there. He was turned wn.-Phi
delphia Ledger.
Maggie-Say, Mayme. what's a mani
MaymeDoh! that's the swell name for a
hand laundry.-Kansas City Star.
st hear you are engaged to one of the
1T don't try."-Philadelphia Press.
rs your dog blind?'
What's the matter? Did he try to bite
you?"-San Francisco Bulletin.
She-Did you ever stop to figure out
how many hats in a year you could buy
with the money you throw away on CT
CARS?
Hell have, dear. I could buy about 80
for myself, but only about three for you.
Chicago Tribune.
Mrs. Follansbee tells me that she is
studying Chaucer,' said Mrs. Oldcastle.
"Indeed?" replied her hostess. She al
ways was crazy over fancy work. Chi
cago Record-Herald.
Where is your tomobile depart
ment?' asked the man entering the big
department store.
Follow your nose" replied the clerk
near the door.-Yonkers Statesman.
he-M husband won't listen to reason.
He-He ought to be ashamed of himself.
1t isn't every married man that has the
nce.-Lon Opinion.
Patience-What does 1t mean by being
married at high noon? Do you know?
Patrice-Ohi yes; it means liking a r.
toll chance.-Yonkers Statesman.
"This poet" said Tess, speaks of
'spoondrift on the bosom of the waters 1
suppose '~spoondrift' is a nautical term"
II fancy" said Jess, that 'spoondrift'
means when you are out in a boat alone
with him and just drifting."-Philadel-
phia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
From the New York Press.l

When a man is handy around the
house he isn't anywhere else.
A man calls his wages income so
maybe you won't suspect he is broke.
The reason a woman wants to get
married again is she had such poor luck
before.
A girl could learn a lot in boarding
school about clothes except that she
knows it already
A woman knows her husband is so
brave she will go to see IT 1t is a
burglar herself to keep him from get
ting into a Tight.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
FRON OTHER PENS
NOT MUCH OF OURS.

What is the average person of prop
erty to make out of all the tumult In
wall street? How much of his proper
tv is involved in the loss of three bill
lions of stock exchange values. and
how can VIA he has left be safeguard
ed? Is it indeed a time of anxiety for
him as we'll as for those who nave no
onion hut TO solve such questions,
being impelled by their necessities:
Happily there is a sense in which 1t
NAV be said that what is going on con-
Germs them certainly only se~condarily,
and only remotely, if at ALL
New York Times
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

collapse in New York. It will not
only help to score some people into
believing that the anti-corporation
agitation did it, and as long as j.
Pierpont Morgan and his friends are
the chief sufferers. Standard Oil will
not grieve greatly.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
Kansas COMNENT
A NEEDED REFORM.

Tragedies like that at Moran two
weeks g are becoming all too frequent.
wiener May Sapp committed suicide
OF was murdered may not be determin-
eo put IN either case an awful crime
mas Deen committed and much wrong
done that led to the crime. 1t has be-
come a common thing to sneer at the
simple life and viz at moral irregu-
iarltles. The divorce courts and scan
oals tnat get to the public tell but a
small part of these d-elinouencies. While
SO many other reforms are being press
cd. a genuine, determined moral awak-
enlng along domestic and kindred lines
would be a good thing. Truthful hus-
pands and wives and virtuous SONS and
daughters are in the long run of more
value to a country or a state than all
the reformers who can be scared up
Kingman Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
THE LATEST VERSION.

The latest IS mat FTesIueHl FtOOSe-
welt will not run for a third term to
please his friends, but may do so to
dfsconcert his enemies.-Dallas News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

The United States supreme court
declines to allow the Kansas-Colorado
suit to be pried open again. Kansas,
however, will not grieve greatly about
the refusal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

Mr.. Ridg1ey concluded that he
would prefer to be comptroller of the
currency and know where he can al
ways find three square meals
a day, than be the president of
a New York bank that might have to
turn itself over to a receiver almost
anv time,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

In the past year the Baltimore &
Ohio has earned over % million dol
lars above it's expenses. If the Stand
ard Oil feels hard up, it
might discover a place to borrow
enough to pay that fine, by reading this
naragraph.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

The news that those Pennsylvania
farmers are pestered with bears ought
to be welcomed at the White House.
A hunting ground in Pennsylvania is
so close to Washington hat the presi-
lent could run up and shoot a few
bears before dinner some dav
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

ed, and haven't they testified in court
that they don't know a thing about
how the concern is rum? These peo-
pie who insist hat a man must know
all the details Of his own business
in order to be successful appear to be
wrong. after all.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

The Republican National commit
tee is called to meet in Washington on
Friday, December 6. Lucky the date
isn't Friday, December 10.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

The. Illinois legislature has been
called in special session to pass an
other primary law, and it is making a
hard job of it with doubtful results.
Would the Kansas legislature, with a
senate lodge hanging to it, do any
hetter0
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

Mr.. Hartman stated some time ago
hat the Illinois Central would be di-
vorced from Newport society, but it
must be admitted that he has been
having a strenuous time securing the
divorce
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24
PLAIN ENGLISH.

The remark of the father of Mrs.
Artist Earle that his son-in-law is a
scoundrel is about the first good, red
blood, plain United States we have
heard from any of the principals or
afhnities in this affair. If he is a
Frenchman.-Albany Argus.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-10-24

The man who runs the Sedgwick
county poor farm was held up and
robbed the other night. The man who
runs a poor farm or any other kind
of a farm in Kansas is apt to be rfcn
these DAYS.