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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

1t is worth remembering that but
one man has been nearest the North
Pole and that the man is Lieutenant
Robert E. Peary, who will be at the
Grand Opera House next Friday night.
He is worth going miles to see and
hear.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

Rheum.. tic sufferers erA have free
sample of DR.. shoop's Rheumatic
Remedy with book on Rheumatism by
simply writing Dr. shoop, Racine,
Wis. iMs book will explain how DR..
Shoop's Rheumatic Remedy success.
fully drives Rheumatism ont Of the
blood. This remedy is not a relief
only. 1t aims to clear the blood en-.
drely Of Rheumatic poisons, aud then
rheumatism must die natural death.
Sold by L. "A. Billingslea & Co.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

A Kentucky gentleman boasts six.
teen ncres of the finest mint in the
world" Spring has evidently ar.
rived in Kentucky, and it is now the
open sea on the juleps.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

Mr.. Bryan.s latest platform is: a
am private citizen and expect to
50 remain. VIII Mr.. Roosevelt yet
be forced to swipe that alsoy
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

1t would be useless to say that the
Wall street panic was not felt in Chi.
ssso. The New Workers had to Dor.
row money to tide themselves over.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

Next Friday night VIM be a test ms
70 how many Fatrmont people me TO
hear q FIRST class lecture. There Is
only one man who has seen VIVA.
Psary xill ten about
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

Tiilman says that the Presidents
policy has been "one OF fuss and
feathers-full Of sound and fury.
and Tiiiman long since qusDiied as IN
expert On fuss. feathers. sound and
fury.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-03-25

Missoitri's newly.ereated bee inspec.
tor win do well to inspect the humble
bees at respectable distance.
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18

redondeados fragmentos ds metal,
gccen sin orgnllo de 10 que lIaman
grandeza y riqueza, que los demas
10 vean sin enyidia; porque I'll sa-
bes que no hay en- esas yanidades
NADIA que envidiar nj dc que enor-
gullecerse.
iOjald que todos los hombres
recnerden que son hermanosl Que
aboninen Ia tiranfa eiercida sobre
las almas, como execraron el ban
didaje que arrebate por la fuerza
81 fruto del trabajo y la industria
pacificasl ST los azotes de la que
IRA son inevitables, no nos abo-
rrescamos, no nos destrocemos
unos 4 otros en- tempo de paz, y
enpleemos 81 instante de uuestra
existencia en- yendecir on mil len
guas diyersas, desde Siam d Cah-
fomia, tn bondad que nos conce-
di0 ese instante.
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18
Oraci6n d Dios.
Por Voltaire.

No me dirijo ! los hombres.
Me dirijo 4 II Dios de todos los
seros, de todos los mundos, de to-
dos tiempos; 81 es permitido 4 de-
biles criaturas, perdidas en- Ia in
mensidad Z inperceptibles para 81
resto del Universe, atreverse 4 pc
dirte algo q II, que todo 10 has da-
do, a II cuyos decretos son innu
tables y eternos. Dignate mirar
con piedad los herrores do nuestra
nsturaleza; que esos errrores no
sean calamidades No nos has
dado 81 coraz6n para abouecernos
y las manos para degollarnos.
las que nos ayudemos mdtua-
monte soportar el fardo de ma
vida penosa y fugas; que las pc
quefas difereneias entire los traies
que cIbren nuestros debiles cuer-
pos, entire nuestras insuticientes
lenguas, entire nuestros ridicuIos
usos, entire nnestras inperfectas
leyes, entire nnestras incesantes OPT
niones, entire nuestras condolences
tan desproporcionadas 4 nuestros
ojoa y tan iguales ante I'll, que to-
dos esos pequenos matices en- fin,
que distinguen 4 los atomos lla-
mados hombre, no sean seTal de
odio y persecution; que los que
encienden cisios en- pleno mediodia
para celebrarte, soporten 4 los que
SO conteatan con la lnz de tn SOL:
que los que cubren su traje con la
tcla blanca para decir que hay que
ainarte, no detesten a los que dicen
10 misIno bajo una capa de lana ne
gra; que sea igual adorarte en- una
ierga recien formada;que aquellos
cuyo traje esta tenido de roio s
morado, que donlinan una partfcu-
Ia de IN montoncito Do barro de
este mundo y que p9seen algunos
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18

que cumplirse en- todo; y este vie
ne a constituir una fatalidad, no
con relacion q la prinera, sino al
segundo- Y de aqui surge otra
considerations las mismas que
creemos causas, no son mas que
efectos de otras pretGritas. Es
una cadena cuyo primer eslab6n
SO escapa al conocimiento del pen
sador que no profundiza e encu-
bierto pasado.
De aqui provienen las falsas
apreciaciones acerca del Destino,
y los impetus y maldiciones con
tra Ia MALA suERrE. Los ojos que
solo yen 10 presente; q intelecto
que solo medita en- el hoy sin vol
yer el pensamiento al remote aver,
no pueden forinar iuicio acertado
acerca de 10 racional y l6gico de
los efectos. \ quien Sc cree per
seguido por Ia maIa saertesin me-
recerlo, conietura que este es tre-
menda injusticia. Quien We al
poderoso subyugar razas y pueblos;
al Magnate encumbrado y lleno de
adulacidn y honores; al acaudala-
do andar en- Ia abundancia Y 60
zar de comodidades y placeres, y
compare todo ese auge, esplendor
y riquezas, con su obscuridad, su
.niseria Y su desyalimiento, Sc de-
sespera, maldice y atirma que no
hay justicia enla terra. Es IN
candidate para Ia rebellion, y no es
dificll que Sc conglerta en- ooclalla-
ia furibundo de la peor clase, Q
en- desalmado Anarquista
Mas quienes asi juzgan y obran.
no van acertados, y es porque no
saben desde donde parten las eau
sas cuyos efectos tienen a la vista.
Por otra parte, juzgan tambien
supsrtieialmente. iQui6n sabe
que desazones y desveloa SUI
friran los Magnates
lQui6n sabe que horribles temo-
res que batalla tremenda en- la
mente experimentation los podero-
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18
Alma de
Una Naci6n.
De la Carta del Presidente
Roosevelt a Francisco
MistraI, Ell Poeta
Frances.

I'd. nos esta dando una lecci6n.
lue necesitamos aprender, mas one
aadie, nosotros del Oeste, noso-
tros los de esta anciosa, inquieta
naci6n buscadora de riqueza, la
Iecci6n de que despu6s de que Sc
.aa alcanzado IN cierto no muy alto
niyel de bienestar material, las co
sas que realmente valen en- la vida
son las cosas del espiritu.
Las fabrlcas y ferrocarriles son
buenos hasta cierto punto; pero el-
valor, la fortaleza, elamor al hogar
y a la patria, el amor del amante
para su novia, el amor de la BELLE
"a en- 81 arte y en- la naturaleza, el
amor y la emuleci6n del esfuerzo
alto Y osado, son las sencillas yir-
rudes cotidianas y las virtudes l'e-
.r6icas.
Estas son mejores aun y, 81 fall
tan, de NADIA serviran para 81 indi-
yiduo 8 para Ia naei6n las monta-
mas de riqueza, q rechinante y
rugiente industrialismo y la febril
s multiple actividad. No menos-
cabo 81 valor de estas cosas del
cuerpo de una naci6n; tan solo
deseo que elias no nos hagan olvi-
dar que ademds del cuerpo, existe
tambiGn ell alma de una naci6n.
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18

ono ooe,,,stias IL. nossran =.
r;eos avaros .0r6 sal,rssoltos !,
ran, o,d;,,;o ;ontas o+osio.,.,n o,,;e
III. ,,o.a,.n = ,,,ol odo,,.;,.;d,, HI,
intrioaa ,p,Iiopas onila nor 81
,ne,,ss, ON vovobrss ore obio
) {, r.o,,,' !, s Lo.t;o ;.sn.d;.5,
i.,,... ,.o,to,, '.,,. ,...,,t.,., s., ,oo0.
,,looor.s :, nn aosn,,f,..,nodos 81
r3.s
poro !. .o.f !, todo. allos
goIan ea Paz Oe los OleneS auq'l'
ridos, es, porqGe asi 10 merecen
asf como los niserables v aeiiita
dos merecen su aislatniento. sn
absndono ! srs dolores y bav
4"0 0eo'''9' e0'' 0s'o '''o''Fo' N'e''U
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18

SuscriptoreS.


Cuando Sc cambien de eslafeta,
deben de indicar siempre 81 lugar
donde recibian dltimaments 81 CO.
rreo. Tenemos nuchos suscripto-
res que tienen 81 misno nombre Y
de aquf las confusiones en- nues-
tros libros.
Desde hoy no damos atsncidn 4
ningin suscriptor, one nos escriba
ordenandonos Is cambiemos La
Reyista, 81 en- Ia misma carta, no
nos indica idonde la fecibia an
teriormente 9 50 pena de pagar dos
suscripciones.
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18
Ranches para Arrentar.

El seror l.eocadio MARTINEZ, de
Folsom, N. Mex, y quien en- la
actualidad SO halla on esta de Taos,
dcsea anunciar, que tiene dos ran
choa para arreutar, con todas las
cowodidades necesarias, de casas
de vivienda, aqua y utensilios de
labranza, situado el uno en- ell Pra-
do do Taos y el otro en- el Rio de
Fernandez y los que arrentara con
muy buenas condolences.
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18
Tienda Para vender.

Tienda va acreditada, dc efectos
secos u abarrotes, situada on IA
plaza de San Antonio, se halla dc
venta en- muy buenas condolences,
vendiendose tambien la casa 8
la pieza en- donde est6 situado sl
establecimiento.
So vende todo juntO muy barato.
Dirijanse a Guadalupe Olivas 0
4 dona Ma. Santos g. de Olivaa.
P. 0. Valdez, N. MI
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18
I'll Destino.

AL pensar en- 10 que llamamos
Destino, So presentan q Ia mente
cuestiones de orden abstracto que
no es facil resolver APRIoRI y sin
estudio profnndo y concienzudo.
Algnnos pensadores han acabado
por definirlo asi. Providencia su-
perior que ordena las cosas sena
landoles sus fines q bien; nlladoD
que es como 81 dijeramos FATALI-
DAD. Danle otro el nombre de
suERrE, 10 cual NADIA eSplica, sien-
do solo cambio de palabras; y va
rios fildsofos dicen que Destino
es el encadenamiento de cosas 9
sucesos que producen, por fuerza,
resultado ineyitable
No van muy desencaminados,
puesto de los seres, son aconteci-
mientos que inflnyen en- los seres,
son consequences de causas ante-
riores-
La ley dc causa y efecto tiene
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18
AeRADABLE MUY ETEcrIvo.

7. ]. Chambers, Ed. Vindica-
tor, Liberty, Texas, escribe: Die.
20, 1902. Soon gusto = Gin ser
solicitado por I'd, 20 tengO teSti-
tnonio al poder curative del Bal
lard HorehOund Syrup. YO 10 he
usado en- mi familia y puede con
.gusto afirmar que es el mas efecti-
70 y melor remediO para la tcs y
resfrios que 20 he usadO". Para
venderse en- la Botica Tausefa.
La revista de Taos. [volume] (Taos, Nuevo MeÌxico) 1905-1922, 1907-01-18
LOS AMOS.

- % ~
Tn anol Etapa de Ia humana vida
one al pasar rauda cual 81 un suefio
fnera,
de otra edad deia, dulce y lisoniera,
tfistes recuerdos de una f5 perdida.
Nube que empana y deja interrum.
pida
la dicha De Ia infancia placenteral
I.apso que deia, en- su vel6z carrera,
81 cuerpo viejo, Ell alma envejecidai
Venid, anosl Pssad en- I'm momento,
pues dais, quizas, Ia dicha suspirada:
va one, al huir Yeloces como 81 viento,
En- ell abismo hundi6ndoos de la NADIA,
un siglo menos sois de sufrimiento,
I'm paso mas hacia la tumba helada -.
JOSE ARAN HoRTs.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17
To be Continued.
ELASTIC RoADBED OF TARRED
GRAVEL.

ConsulGeneral Richard Guenther
fort paper from Zurich, Switzerland
stating that trials were recently made
there with an elastic road covering
invented by Street superintendent
Aeberli. A section of Honlstreet was
covered with the AeberH material.
Many persons witnessed the trial,
among them representatives of the
municipal and cantonal authorities,
who showed great interest Two
steam rollers were employed to
smooth the road covered with the new
macadam. Trials with a 6-horse wa
gOn loaded with ten long tons gave
satisfactory result after the macadam
had been sufficiently rolled. The ma
cadam is prepared of gravel OF fine
ness of from 80 to so millmeters
tMillmeter-0.0394 inch) in diameter,
and is freed of all earthly matter.
This gravel is first heated in spe-
cially constructed machine. and from
a revolving drum is subjected to the
action of liquid tar, so that each partl-
Gle of gravel becomes covered with
coating of tar. This tarred gravel is
then put up in heaps, covered, and
allowed to remain so from eight to
ten weeks 1t is asserted that during
that period fermentation occurs which
causes the tar to penetrate into the
pores of the gravel and in this way
lessons the formation of dust In
covering the road with this material
the most painstaking cleanliness mus:
he observed and dry weather must
be awaited. No foreign matter must
become mixed with the macadam. II
rolling it no water must be used rhe
cost of preparing this macadam is
small, A pounds of tar beng suttici-
ent for / cubic meter C2o.3S bushels
dry of gravel; where limestone is
used, 55 pounds The machine is o.
Grated by four laborers and furnishes
from 10 to Is cubic meters per day.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17
HIS FIRST LAW PARTNER.

Major Stuart, with whom Lincoln
had joined forces, was not, in his,
early years, a well-read or even an.
industrious lawyer, but he was popu-
lar and had an extensive if not very
lucrative practice, which he was en-
tirely willing to intrust to his new
associate. Indeed, when the firm
was formed he was 50 deeply en-
crossed in pontics that he gave little
or no attention to the law and Lin
coin had to assume virtually all re-
spOnsibility for the bus. ness.
OF course, if the procedure had
been complicated or technical, nov
ice would have speedily come to
grief; but the character of litigation
was very simple in those days. the
precedents were few and far between,
and the legal forms exceedingly elias
tic. Lincoln met such difficulties
as there were in his own way, asking
as little advice as possible and eXer-
cising his ingenuity to bridge the
gaps in his information when his
partner was not available for consul
tation. The habit of standing on
his own feet and doing his own think
ing, which was thus forced upon him,
at the very outset of his practice, be-
came his most notable trait. One OF
his contemporaries closely in touch
with his professional life testities
that he never asked another lawyers
advice on any subject whatsoever.
He listened to his associates and con-
suited with them, and there was
never anything of the brain Taper
about his relations with the bar.
The influence of this early training
is plainly discernible in the remark
able self-reliance and resourcefullness
which he exhibited in his later years.
New questions did not confuse him:
he face emergencies with perfect
serenity, and he had long been ac-
customed to responsibility when he
was called upon to decide questions
Of national import
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17

who had prevented her entering The
Dell-the case looked blaclIer-an1
then he called William Afford
It was Bessie's turn to shrink and
cry now.
You were passing The Dell the
prisoners cottage, the night Of the
visit of the deceased. Tell us the
conversation you heard between her
and the prisoner"
Afford, with a piteous look at Bes
sic and Faradeane. hesitated
II don't remember. | couldn't
hear distinctly
Mr. Sewell looked at him sternly
come sir; were these the words 81
and he repeated Bella's speech,
which in a tipsy moment poor Afford
he'd blurted out one night at me
George. you heard her say that she
knew the prisoner wished she was
dead, that he would like to kill her?
Answer, sir!"
T-Oh, Mr. Faradeane, what am
to do, sir?"
Answer" said Faradeane, what
am ! to do, sir?"
Answer" said Faradeane, in a
grave, compassionate voice.
"sflence!"
Well" with a groan, 81 did"
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17
CHAPTER XXxIII.

We must leave the court--now ad.
joumed for Iuncheon-and follow
BARLEY Bradstone.
He reached home more dead than
alive after his fright in the woods
and as he recovered his scattered
senses, there flashed upon his re-
Imembrancc the note enclosing the
confession. He would destroy that
the first thing, then he would pack
his portmanteau, and, obeying r'ara.
deanes instructions, run over to the
Continent
He thrust one hand into his coat.
pocket, and drew candle towards
him with the other. Then he fell
back, white to the lips, and with an
Ilnartcuate cry. The packet had
gone!
He felt In every pocket, though he
knew well that he had put it in his
oyefCoat breast-pocket as he stood Ola
the steps of the Grange-shook his
coat, unfolded and shook his handler
chief, and examined the room. With
qualing limbs he put on his hat and,
scrutni2ing every inch of the way,
rorraced his steps through the house
and down the drive, along the road
and up the Grange avenue, almost as
far as the ratings where he had seen
the apparition but not quite 50 far.
Even to recover the fatal letter he
could not bring himself to face that
awful spot again
But the letter was nowhere to be
seen. Worn out with anxiety, he
went back to The Naples and flung
himself into a chair. TO leave the
place with that damning confession
Of his guilt he knew not where he
felt was an impossibility. A dull
kind of despair seized upon him and
held him in complete thralI He
crawled up to bed at last but not to
sleep. All night he tortured himself
by imagining the discovery of the con.
fession by someone who would either
carry 1t to the poliCe-station or to
Olivia, If the person who found it
followed the former course, then all
was over with him, and flight would
be useless Before he could reach
London-now-the Telegraph would
be in operation, and detectives would
be waiting for him at every station
IL, on the other hand it should be
carried to Oliva--well she would, size
must send for him and he would have
to face a new phase Of the danger
He went downstairs the next morn
ing casting restless, suspicious
glances over the balustrade expecting
to see a policeman in the hall. but
as the day passed and no one came
no detective, and no message from
Olivia-his spirits rose somewhat.
Il may have dropped it as | stood
against the railing, it must have
come out with my handkerchief when
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17
CHANGES IN CRIMINAL CODE.

A Chicago man would revise the
criminal statutes thus:
Eating with knife-lynching with
out benefit of clergy.
Using toothpick in public-lynch-
ing.
Rudeness to a lady-lynching.
Use of musk-lynching after tar
and feathers.
Eating pie-tar and feathers; loss
of franchise.
Awkwardness-ta and feathers eX-
ira thick
Want Of tact-tar and feathers,
medium
Bashfulness-ta and feathers thin.
Unkempt whiskers-one hundred
lashes.
Spot on spats-seventy lashes.
Inability to see a joke-exile to
England
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17
THE WEEK AFTER.

lis the week after Christmas,
And up 70 your neck
With feelings impatient
You wade through the wreck.
The CHASTITY remains are
AS though they had had
A railway collision
Or something as bad
The toys that were gaudy
And painted and gay
When Santa Claus dropped them
And fastened away
Now lie in disorder
All scattered about,
The brave soldiers wounded,
The armies in rout.
The hobbyhorse, once
A high spirited nag,
Would now at the races
Be left at the flag;
A runner most useful
Has gone from the sled;
The drums in commission,
Though minus a head.
The dolls and the dishes
Are battered and bent
And not like the ones that
Dear Santa Claus sent.
Already the children
Have given them the shake
And stand around longing
For new ones to break.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17

When the train pulled UP at the
station he called a porter to take his
po1tmanteau, and stepped quickly,
but not hurriedly, from the train and
passed into the refreshment-room.
AS he did so, a window in a third
class compartment was gently let
down, and Seth looked out in time to
see BARLEY Bradstone's back, as it
disappeared. Seth turned to Liz.
who was crouched in the corner.
I'm goin' to get out here" he said.
You go on to London to the old
shop, and don't stir hand or foot till
L come to you-if it's days or weeks.
dye hear?-or l'll-"
She looked at him; then, with
sigh, flung her shawl over her face.
He got out, and with an affectation
of Indifference sauntered along the
platform, and hiding himself behind
the projecting side of the book-stall
took out paper and held it up be-
fore his face as if he were reading,
but every now and then glanced
around it towards the door of the re-
freshmentroom.
Presently the man he waited for
came out and walked up the plat
form. He stopped at the book-stall
and bought a London paper and some
magazines. A porter came up, and
BARLEY Bradstone beckoned to him
There is a branch line from here
to Paddington, the Great Western
tation, isn't there?"
Yes; but it's rather round
about way, sir" answered the porter.
Il konw," said BARLEY Bradstone,
as if he had expected to meet the re-
mark. "but I'm in no particular
hurry to reach London. want a
Sleep
"All right, sir" said the porter.
Train is due in ten minutes
BARLEY Bradstone gave him some
coppers, then went and took ticket
The station was comparatively empty
by this time, and Seth was too cum
ming to emerge from his hidingplace,
in which he waited, still studying
his newspaper, until the train came
up.
Then he watched BARLEY Bradstone
enter carriage, and carefully
screening himself behind the passers-
by, Seth stole gently into a third
class compartment, and covering his
face with his handkerchief, began to
snore The ticket collector came
and shook him; but Seth seemed only
capable Of muttering London" and
eventually the collector gave it up, re-
marking:
We'll you'll have to pay at the
other end, my friend"
The murlly haze of an early autumn
morning hung over London as the
train steamed into the terminus
BARLEY Bradstone woke-he had
fallen into the deep sleep of eXhaus
tion-and got out
During the journey he had come tC
a decision as to his movements lie
had remembered reading somewhere,
in connection with the case of a crimi-
nal who had succeeded in evading the
most rigorous police search, that
there was no place in which man
could conceal himself as in a great
city.
To be Continued
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17
JUST FOR FUN
Gets Few Good Meals.

Several ladies sat in their club
few evenings ago discussing the VI
tues Of their husbands.
Mr. Bingleton," said one of the
referring to her life partner, "nev
drinks and never swears-indeed,
has no bad habits"
Does he never smoker" some o.
asked.
Yes; he likes a cigar just after
has eaten a good meal. But | su
pose, on an average, he doesI
smoke more than once a month"
Some of her friends laughed, b
she didn't seem to understand why.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-01-17
Corresponding Director.

Fred-They tell me at your office
that You are only one of the clerks,
and you said you were a director.
Charles-So I am. I address the
envelopes
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Evolution.

He-The cook has written me a let
ter asking for more wages.
Husband (angmly)-Were you al
ways as foolish as you are now?
Wife (calmly)-No, dear. Don
you remember that refused you three
times before | was foolish enough K
a revision of the tariff by the mex
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Senator La Follette's chautluqua
itinerary next summer will include
New Hampshire in the east, Wyoming
in the west and Georgia in the south.
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Big Job for Art.

"Waiter!" called the customer i
the restaurant where an orchestr
was playing
Yes, sir
Kindly tell the leader of the o.
chestra to play something sad and 10y
while dine. want to see if it won
have a softening influence On thi
steak"
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Election Day WaItons,

Knicker-Did you catch any fish?
Bocker-No, I guess they forgot 10
register-New York Sun.