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Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

OnCiG JOSH.
Eyes, I went { taown to hev m
pitcher took. I didn't care nuthin'
about Il m'seli, but wife seq: Land
sakes. Jonathan, what ef ye should
die of suddint like an nothin' fer tn
boys Z remember ye by and SEE:
Well, I'll be god darned ef tn boys
has got to have m photygrsft fer to
keep m mem'ry fresh an green, I
guess it wont make much difference
arter tn novelty of the pitcher wears
OFF,
But, wife, she's Jest like all tn
wimmin folks when onct they git sot
on anything, SO dressed up At { kill.
Hadn't had on & billed shirt fer six
years, that bein' when run fer school
director. tn paper collar Bill
CHATS my boy) loaned me didn't ride
sidesaddle very good, but we tied FER
daown with a red an yeller necktie
my wife had fer a scarf when she was
a young critter, an OF we went Z tn
photographers, my Sunday boots max
in me mis'able an that thar dummed
collar chokin' tn seeds outen my
Adams apple.
well, sir, we got there, and the
Photographer was Z hum. e
-Four dollars fer a dozen and three
dollars fer a half SEE he. / begin to
back out, but Miriar she got tween
me an tn door and argued!
Art allus does come high she
SEE. shooin' me back inter the photy-
grafter's tentacles!
We'll, bum-by they got me ready
fer a set in and tn Photographer he
snoothedr my weddin', suit about tn
shoulders and SEE Z look right about
here on the r:iamb, an then he
put tn back o my head in a vice
and SEE to Keep cool and look nat'raI.
Then he pressed one of them there
injia-rubber balls in his hand and
"'Cncki went tn dumb thing, an /
jumped up. smilin' an triumphant!
Never hurt "a Bit SEE 1, laughin',
and he seq:
AWAIT, l amt took 1t YETI and sot
me down agin' an put me in tn iron
vice and got behind a buggy robe,
machine cover, er somethin' like that
and turned tn darned thing around,
pintin' straight at me.
"Mr. Photographer seq. We don't
kalkilate itll break tn glass, do yer
An | haw-hawed right out.
HE didn't pay no 'tentlon to me,
but all to onct he grabbed hold Of tn
handle OF tn cannon-thIng an started
right down tn room towards me.
could see tn muzzle pintin' right at
my heart, an with one blood-curdlin'
whoop, up an jumped!
"Ye see Id been shot at in tn bat
tie O. Gettysberg, an I want takin'
no chances on having tn thing repeat
ed in times O. peace - but, somehow,
when l jumped that dummed vice
on tn back O. my bead hung on like n
puppy Z root and In less than a
s:.i..iI oil dnun on tha hnnr--
rhntySrafter, pitcher. machine. seen.
cry an mean them there clamps
R-hangin' on fer dear Iifei
We'll, L make long story short, I
finally got loose and clumh through
tn side window into III alley an cut
fer hum!
"An' reckon that them kin sit shot
that wants TO. Anyhow, fer me. I'd
ruther be forgotten father than
dead photyerhft!"
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

be erected on block 81, town OF War.
rem, Arizona, until 10 o'clock Satur.
day. December rs. 1e07.
The amount to be expended for the
construction OF said building shall not
exceed 10000 and the premium 10 be
exceed 2is per cent Of the contract
building.
A certified check for 5 per cent,
payable to the order OF I. W. Wallace.
secretary. must accompany each bid.
The said board reserves the right TO
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
Tn. spIs.n !. Food.

In France and Italy many persons
eat the spleen. what we call in French
"ratte." ! have eaten It myself. Cen
orally from pig It weighs about eight
ounces. and 1t Is situated on the right
side Of the pig. touching the liver. A
spleen from a cow or bull weighs
about two pounds, but Is a little more
spongy than the pigs spleen, which is
the best II some enc should start the
fashion we would after awhile pay 20
cents a portion IN first class restau-
rants, especially IL some person Of
-
I<S=1 n:asnehais In Letter 10 New York
Tribune
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
The One Sided Humor of Spain.

The Spanish peasant is the most pol
ished gentleman in the world, but the
provincial dandy is not pleasant per
son. He does not limit himself to ad-
miring one (Which might be endurGdJ.
He laughs at one. Since the foreign
city hat is different from the Spanish
town hat, the Spanish town hat laughs
and points its finger. Even a lady hat
VIII 90 JuIS- II uCVUI 0CTuT5 tssS
Spanish prov iTIciai head gear that that !: !s
very funny, too-that is. because a
Spaniard is under 1t. and therefore 1t
must be right Yet If the foreign city
hat laughed the resentment would be
deep,-Louise Closer Hale in Harper's
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
nae Modern rurkIsh Norman.

The modern Turkish woman receives
q far better education than many OF
her western sisters. When the latter n
busy visiting. going TO concerts or
even INDUCING in sports the oriental
within the barred windows of her
harem follows these movements In
spirit. With a knowledge OF seven Ian.
guages, three oriental and four Euro.
pean. foreign Rovernesses and as many
books AS she requires little escapes her
attention. London Strand.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
BunionA.

by the way" said the old snoe
maker do you know what makes u
bunion? Nor Well, It is simply get
ting shoes too short. In short shoe
the foot cannot follow the dictates of
growth imposed by nature. But It sim
ply cannot keep from growing.
so the tissue and bone and fesh
that should go into the toes is simply
sidetracked into bunch wherever II
can get the easiest and forms a bun.
on."-Philadelphia North American.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

While little Gertrude was looking out
OF window during a thunderstorm
she saw a fash OF lightning play
along n telegraph wire.
"0h. mamma" she exclaimed, II
Just saw piece OF the sun fall down
from the skyF'-Eew York Press.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
M.trlmanx,, sm.lI chann..

In olden times II took broken sir
pence 20 plight the troth Of two fons
hearts in proper style. These days it's
the lover who Is broke. But be is
much the same old sixpenee.-Puck.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
Batter Laft unsoivso. .

Parke-Tell me. old chap. honest
now. do you permit your wife to con
troll you? Lane-To be honest with
you. that's a question have never
dared ask myself. = Syracuse Post
Standard.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
WiIl;e'a Wjscor,.

Willie, why don't you keep
your hair combed? wFllie-'Cause I
amt got no comb. Teacher-Wby
don't you ask your mamma to buy
you one7 Willie-'Cause then I'd have
ter keep my hair combed.-Judge.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

With the completion Of the soathern
Pacific extension into Nacozari. Doug.
las viii be only three hundred and ffty
miles from ocean transportation.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
Ne. Guilty.

Enthusiastic Amateur sallor-Let SC
that jib sheet. unenthusiastic Land
lubber (who has been decoyed Into act.
ing erew)-rm not touching the beast
~ thingi-Punch.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
NOTICE TO ARCHITECTS AND

The Board OF School Trustees OF
District No. q County OF Cochiss.
Territory Of Arizona, win receive PLAYS
and specifications. In detail and osti.
mate Of cost. Tor school building TO
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

The average elevation OF Norta
America Is 1850 feet and OF South
America 100 feet.
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
Nae othsr womnn,s opln.on.

'How well she preserves her youth
"Yes. The stun she puts on her face
must be weasherproof. r-cniengo Roe
ord Herald
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

" men iaIE nat s.E1S SssS~ss.
And the maid has left the town.
Then things will sort o. sizxie--
Sort o stew and sizEie down!
The beaux will wait expectazt
For letter in their name
But. even odds to Betsy,
It's the one that never eamew
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

The Trimmer.
tell you Hick'ry Holler
Is an interested town
Our milliner. Miss Featherhats.
Has brought . trimmer downl
She got her in the city
Where she went TO buy her stock,
And bachelors are hanging
All around tina Opry biockH
DO yOdns afsd Oh. 90 1ssSsss-s@
She wears clothes that Mt Just sci
There's bound 70 be. a feud. OF
Two among our village beauxi
Her hats are simply stunning-
So at least the ladies say.
Won't you help me buy?" asks wiley.
II will 60" ser hub, to-day"
So WHEY calls to try 'em
And shy huoby-he goes dowa
To-get 8 closer rubber
Al the miss from out Of tewnl
The gossips now are busy
With the veiied "I-toid- ysu-ss!'
The scandal Of her costume
AT the dance-'twss far tss lowi
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

reject any and all bids. plans and
proposals.
For general Information see any
member on the board.
All bids, proposals or other commu.
nieations should be addressed to l.
". Wallace. secretary. Bisbee. Arr
roma
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26

Bud Garrett Is nursing the great toe
Of his right foot. IL having received g
crush from a horses hoof-H!nckley
lOkia) Eagle,
Bisbee daily review. [volume] (Bisbee, Ariz.) 1901-1971, 1907-12-26
II. NJ. WOODS
G. L. NEDMUNDSoN
/. w. WALLACE

School Trustees ofs District No. 2.
County OF Cochise. Territory OF
Arizona.
Blsbse. Arizona. EOS
Review Want Ads. bring Tcsaiis-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The shouness OF the cotton crop in
Texas this year is due more to the failure
Of the cotton plant TO reach maturity in
time TO escape the rayages OF the boil
weeyil than 10 any other cause Most
farmers planted early enough, but few #
them were so fortunate as not TO have TO
replani two or three times. Prot r. l..
Bennett, cotton expert at College Station,
thinks a at the difficulty in getting a stand
was in large measure due 20 the fact
that in the first planting The seed were
covered too deep. Therains that followed
the earlier planting, so packed the ground
tat the young plants either could not
break through the heavy covering, or, in
doing SO, exhausted their vital energy to
such an extent that they were unable to sur
yive The verv uniavorablc weather which
they afterwards had to encounter. Profess
sor Bennett recommends that in early
planting "A thing which, since the advent
Of Tie boil veeviI, is no longer optional
with the Texas cotton grower-the seed
should have either very ligh, covering or
none at all.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

ricultural and Mechanical College have o.
gained themselves into small sections for
the purpose OF systematic study OF the
Bible. Each section is taught by fellow
student, and the entire group OF student
teachers is in turn taught by the chaplain
of the College, Rev. Nathan Powell. All
the classes meet weekly. During the four
years Of SUDDEN, life tits thus possible to ac-
quire a good knowledge OF the creates, OF
all books. The mihori,es OF the College
give al! possible aid and encouragement to
this work, which is under the general direc-
tion OF the students Young Mems Chris
tiap Association. This Association is a
voluntary organization, entirely under the
control OF the cadets, organized and main
tanned Tor the purpose ct promoting Chris
tian morals and high ideal, among the six
hundred s,uden,, Al College Station.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
SIX, SEVEN IND EIGHT. 3
His Horses, His Carriages and His
Reserve Fund.


Townsend Percy. Spectator and pro.
moter who made and lost more than
one fortune In the course of his life.
used 10 be fond of repeating some OF
his mothers wittlcisms M his expense.
generally brought about hy his cytrav-
agauces during his periods ~ prosper
ity. once Percy had driven four in
hand FOR n year. when an unfortunate
deal made II necessary ror him o.
reduce his expenditures ANA sell his
horses, on which occasion she said To
him:
Townsend. don't you think Il would
be better 20 drive one horse four years
Instead Of four horses one year,
Another time. when on the verge o.
financial crash. Percy still owned %
considerable stable and gave no out
ward sign 81 pccunlary cmblrrasa-
ncnt Ills mother met an old friend OF
The family about this period. who con.
graduated her on her sons success in
life. y am glad that Townsend Is do.
iug so we'll" said the friend
Yes, indeed" remarked thc old la'y.
Townsend has sis horses ANA seven
carriages and liarpcr's Wcg.ly
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Raisino Bs.l,ry -

No matter when you start IN the
poultry business. remember that you
should always start with the best. II
you have not enough money 10 buy
many fowls buy only n pair aud get
the best you can and remember fur.
Their that next years produce may not
even be ms good MS those you start
with. !; takes years OF experience 10
master hc art ~ raising fine poultry.
and II Is only after we have success.
fully studied the problem well that we
can successfully mate our fowls year
after year and show a constant I'm.
provcment at the end Of each season.
Begin In a small way and study every
point and avoid the mistakes that we
once made. Don't expect 500 worth
Of poultry 10 bring you an income suf-
ncient for your family. No Investment
VIII do that.-Farmer.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Many people OF TeNa, do not know that
there is large building a, the Agrcul.
iurai aud Mechanical College OF Texas,
equipped with $500 worth OF the best
machinery, which Is entirely devoted to
students who wish TO learn the business Of
cotton manufacturing. Two teachers de-
vote their entire time TO illustrating every
process Of converting bale OF raw cotton
into various kinds Of finished cotton cloth.
Under the direction OF these teachers the
students OF Textile Engineering do all
steps Of the work. from making the pat
terms 10 mnpiag the looms that turn out
the completed fabrics.
All cotton mills in Texas are earning
e good rate OF interest on their investments
As they increase in numbers. there is Ger
tain 10 be a demand for young men
trained to suptrin,end and direct cotton
manufacturing concerns. The wisdom Of
the Legislature in providing opportuni,ie,
for ToNas boys to train themselves for this
work at home canno, be questioned. Tex
as will one day be filed with cotton mills
backed by Texas capital, and directed and
MANAGED by young men who have ub-
tanned their technical training at College
Station.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

From tine iuw,norIal ;hcrc bad
been iiW IN AppicgEtt. County War
wick. England. % the eject that On,
mayor had the best Of everything To-
town. and. FOR instance. should one 81,
he had the best coat IN the place o..
must add the words, except the may
or"
One day n stranger came to Apple
gate ana had dinner there at the Inn.
After paying his bill he said 70 the
landlord, I've had the best dinner In
the country" ~
The L9ndlord-Except the mayor
The Stangcr-Exccpt nothing,
As result the tourist was called be-
fore the magistrate aud fined fl0 for
his breaking OF the laws OF the place
When the man had paid his fne he
looked around him and said slowly,
I'm the biggest fool In town, except
the mayor."-IIarper's Weekly ~ss~
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
ADMINISTRATIONS NOTICE.

!. w. II. Cole. was appointed by the
County Court of Brazos county. Tex.
as, on the LIST day OF November. A. ID.
1907, administrator OF the estate OF n.
,. Cole. deceased. All persons hav.
ing claims against said estate are
hereby required and notified to pre-.
,snt the same within the time pre-
5cribed by law. My residence and
postolECe address are each BRYAN.
Brazos County. Texas"
W. ". Cole.
Administrator OF the estate ofN. u.
Cole. deceased Nov. 2g
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
OYSTERS.

| am selling Galveston oysters In
bulk at - cents per hundred Ber.
wick Bay select. Sl.O0 per hundred:
Berwick Bay extra select, Sl.s5 per
hundred. Special attention given to
Thanksgiving and other holiday or.
ders. Your patronage viii be appre-
oiated. Chas. Edinburg. PSI
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Simplicity.

l do believe In simplicity. II Is a..
tonishing ms well as sad how many
trivial affairs even the wisest man
thinks he must attend 10 every day.
how singular an affalr he thinks he
must omit When the mathemat iclan
would solve n difficult problem he first
frees the equation OF all membranes
and reduces II TO Its simplest terms
So simplify the problem OF life. dlstln.
gulSh the necessary and the real
Probe the earth 10 see where your
main roots run.-Thorcau.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The peanut boom reminds the sur.
Yivors of Wheeler'S cavalry OF a song
the boys often sang Ia camp or on the
march. Two stanzas are as follows
There are pretty girls In Tennessee.
Whom We hope some day again 10
see,
There are pretty girls In Alabama.
But the flower OF the Souths the
A Goober-grabber.
~ CHORUS
Il, A, d by. by and by, IN ge; mar.
-,seo before die:
By m,i h by and by. 10 Georgia
err wit ! a bright blue eve.
In Albania n. ey live on peas;
In TcppsSs-, >hey eat what they
plcass,.
In South Carolina. TAR ani rosum.
But tie Georgia girl .eal sooesrs and
sorghum.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Some OF the same politicians who
criticised Savers and L.anham for fail
mg 10 keep faith with the people on
platform pledges are now dCuounc-
ing Campbell because he b. rying his
best 90 carry into effect all the plat
form demands of the convention that
nominated him. The only way 30
please such Is 20 give them the offices.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The Two Year Course in Agriculture,
which was introduced this year a, the Ag.
ricu,ural and Mechanical College OF
Texas. bis fair to inc ease the usefulness
Of the College to tho agricultural Interests
o: the State. This course is intended for
those young men who, for one reason or
another canno, spend more than one or
two years in preparing themselves for prac-
teal farm work. The aim OF the course is
to equip them so that they may go back to
the farm and apply in,elligen,ly and sue
ceSsiully all OF the more scientific methods
OF farming that have been worked out In
receu, yean. The instruction given them
is Of an intensely practical nature, and IT,.
cludes In addition 20 the technical agti.
cultural subjects study. live stock
judging, breeding and management, farm
crops, dairying, aud general farm opera
iions- regular practice in English compo-
,ition. This las, work is made as practical
a possible and correlated closely with the
regular lines OF work tina, the students are
taking. Among the thirty students taking
the course are Representatives from nearly
every agricultural section OF the State,
many oi them fresh from actual farm eN.
perience.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Dr. Geo. d. Butler. Prof. o. G. Charl-
ton. =. VI. Law and others have gone
TO san Antonio To attend the pastors
conference and woman's mission I'M
ion and the Baptist State Convention.
Mr.. Law will deliver an address be.
fore the pastors conference.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Coveror Campbelrs friends viii
make a mistake ~ they claim a sec
ond term for him as a right II his adj
ministratlon has merit enough 10
commend him TO the people as the best
man for governor under the circum
stnccs. be can easily be- reelected
but everybody should remember that
the Offices belong % Che people.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The railroad men who are trying to
convince the public that they are los
ing money on account OF railroad leg
islation would make more converts n
they would manifest a desire to get
out OF the bushes. but while they
hoLl on To their interests Ike grim
death people will be slow TO accept
their protestations OF zeal only for
the public good.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
A. and N. collene Notes.

Dr. o. VI. Ball, OF the Texas Experi-
meni station, is warning farmers against
purchasing alfalfa seed not Of the frs, quail
ity. The inferior seed can be bought
cheaper, but many of them fail to come
up, and they often contain the seed of nox-
ioaS weeds. All kinds OF agricultural seed.
are examined free OF charge by the A. and
NJ. College.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The hurting of probate sphereoids
at the thiriieth seems 10 be al an end.
probably because the supply OF over
ripened fruit Is acknowledgements
some beautiful boquets are mlngling
their fragrance with memories 'ot the
Immortal thIrlIeth.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The Texas Experiment Station has
probably the most important bulletin
on crops ever issued In the state II
is summary of an bulletins issued
from the college since 1883. In all
ninety bulletins. This mass OF
useful Information should be In every
farmers home. This bulletin Is now
In press aud will b. distributed free
ON application.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
NOTICE.

My entire premises are posted. Az
trespasers. irrespective OF person. viii
be prosecuted TO the full extent OF the
law. W r. CayItt vs. d2Si
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The best way for the farmers to
hight the farm implement trust is TO
carefully house their implements
whey not In use.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The inland waterways movement
means more to the people OF Texas
than all political questions In a lump.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

There are as many honey ponds
and filter trees" In Brazos county as
there are anywhere on earth.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
FOR SALE.

I476 acres Of land in the Moses
Hughes survey, near Edge. Price
and terms reasonable.
Roger Boyle place, two blocks
from Main street, on west side,
price, 81, 500.
For Rent or Sale,
Halt acre OF land with improve
menis, one block east of my home.
Two small farms adjoining each
othor, consisting of so and 40
acres respectively; each in cultiva-
ilon and well improved; situated
three miles west of Bryan, on
Sandy Point road.
". 3. HUDSON.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Nearly four huSd,.d student, OF the Ag.