Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-02-24
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LITTLE JAMES

a symposium Of Views most too
! Comprehensive. on the subject of Tax
atom
Tn Mine Tacks Queschun Presents
more Brisslin' an Interest pints an a
I Chair does which is covered with Car
pet Tax standin' on their heads waitin'
for 10 BE- Sat upon by tn Cnbeloved
an Unwcary Skool Teacher. Tn le-
gislacher an III Whole Terrytoryle
government has been Aproachin' il
Coshusly fer III last week an wun day
when they was a speshIe meetin' Of tn
lcgislatif Committys 10 find out which
was tn best way To Tacks tn Mines
wUn Teller ne Coated some Statisticks
about tn Produckshun Of tn Preshus
Mettles an bullion.
AnUther he Described tn Jaws OF
Hevin and sed at he Knode some
Foxes what could never Partake OF
EN- among which was Felps Doge an
Coe. an tn Corprashun Attorneys.
Anuther he seZ al this here terri
tory is a very Arid Reiun in Which
they isn't much Wood or Waiter an
tn Industrys Of Arizony is carried on
with Crate Deel of Difficulty. An
uthern he SEE he thinks he sees a mig
or IN a Pile OF Wood an anuthern he
SEE at if tn OnnerbIe Gentlemen which
has jist spoke thinks he's Niger he's
Lyrc or else he's Cutler Blind.
Wun Speaker he SEE at unless he's
Misapprehend tn Object of this here
Meetin'. they's been a whole lot Of Re
marx at is Furrin TO tn Subjeck an
at tn Queschun Of Mine taxin' has
been made tn Vehickle fer what he
calls 4 Somewhat Heterogeneous Dis
cUshun. While were on this here
Faze Of it," ser he. Tets take up tn |
Subjeck Of Frate Rates, tn Tariff an
tn ProspeX Of a Wor with Japan.
Anuthcrn he SEE Les git back to tn |
Mine taxin Biziness." All rite" sez
anUthern As / was sayin' when I was I
Interrupted. tn Copper Queen is III /
Cuss of our Revenoo system which 1
can't never be what It ort 10 be until 1
this here Blot on the Mimi Industry /
Is Removed" Anuthern he sen at tn
Copper Qgeen has been given him bad /
Dreams fer moren Ecers till he's got /
" hat thcy call Obsessed by ii an can't
thing Inteligently Of nothin' else. He
sez at Mite he Dreems al tn Copper
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IN Life Blud out Of tn TERRITORY an
be sees ON loadin' it in Tank Cars fer
Moo York where Fclps DoGe an Coe is
settin' waitin' fer TO drink it an cryin
Moar, Moar, fer We're Purrishin Of
Thurst"
Wun member Of tn Committy he
SEE at he amt gittin' as much Lite on
his here Mine Tacks bizincss as he's
expected bU; at he's Acl<wircd a lot of
Generic InformaShun which he'd never
heard Of before on most every other
Subjeck for which he's Thankful but
le SCI he could "a got il out Of a En-
'yclopcdy when be didn't have nothin'
Use To do.
Finely wun Teller ne sez. Its a get
in lait les ajourn an Report Pro
;rous." What. ono" asts anuthcrn !
Why on this here Mine Tacks Biz
less Reptile tn first Not with my
.ote." SCI m Othern. eve wont Cum
'er tn Reckerds with no Misrcprcsen-
ashun."
Wun he seq Les hold a nuther
ncetin' some time an take up this
9ueschun whore We left off" No"
.ez Wun member, fer it'd take us all
lay 20 find our way back to where We
Ut 10 a started FUN in the Beginnin'."
Nun he 81 at they gone off on what's
allied a Tangent all tn time an an
ithern he SEE he only knows at he's
~ in tn Air an don't know how he
got there 'cept by a Serious Of Men
le ExplOsGuns by all of tn Speakers
az was irwin to tell how mines ort to
pc Tackscd. tn Whole Thing he scz
INT as cleor as il might "A been irl
h c"mmiity had been alone by itself
which he sen il viii be tn next time
he has his Way.
LITTLE JAMES