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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
MIX THIS YOURSELF
GIVES RECIPE FOR SIMPLE HOME-MADI
KIDNEY CURE.
Inexpensive Mixture of Harmless Veg
etable Ingredients Said to Over
come Kidney and Bladder
Trouble Promptly.

Here is simple homemade mixture
as given by an eminent authority on
Kidney diseases, who makes the state
ment in New York daily newspaper,
that it will relieve almost any case of
Kidney trouble if taken before the stage
Of Bright's disease. He states that
such symptoms rs lame back, pain in
the side, frequent desire to urinate, es-
pecially at night; painful and discolored
urinatlon, are readily overcome. Here
is the recipe; try it:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce
Compound Syrup ssrsaparilla, three
ounces. Take teasponful after each
meal and at bedtime.
A we]l-known physician 10 authority
that these Ingredients are all harmless
and easily mixed at home by shaking
we'll in bottle. This mixture has q
peculiar healing and soothing effect up
on the entire Kidney and Urinary
structure, and often overcomes the worst
forms OF Rheumatism in Just q little
while. This mixture is said to remove
all blood disorders and cure the Rheu-
matism by forcing the Kidneys to filter
and strain from the blood and system
all uric acid and foul, decomposed
waste matter, which cause the Attic.
lions. Try it if you aren't we'll. Save
the prescription.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
still i'm the Race.

Cyrus Greenough had decided that
the methods Of New England were too
slow for him, and had, therefore, moved
to stirring Western town. From his
new residence he sent paper now and
then to one of his old friends.
II guess Cy has struck just the spot
to suit him." this old friend said one
day, as he opened his big wallet and
extracted from 1t newspaper clipping.
There's been good many things, first
an last, that have made me think so;
but you just pass your eye over that"
and he handed the clipping to his neigh
Dor. "Read 1t out" he said. and the
neighbor read:
1.-The tornado which struck this
town yesterday afternoon completely
demolished the dwelling-house of Cyrus
Greenough. one of our prominent citi
zens. When seen by our special report
err Mr.. Greenough was in the best OF
spirits, he and his wife and three chill
dren having temporarily moved into the
vestry Of the Presbyterian Church.
| MI. 0icehousH spohe VI Ills sdtiS
faction in the fact that his store wal
unframed, and his business could &c
on without interruption. Although b,
was somewhat bruised about the heat
and arms, Mr.. Greenough was able I,
demonstrate the workings of his new
patent shoe-lacing with ease and clear
ness. Price Eve cents pair, three pair
for ten cents"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

R3p8NM@EYB

Mrs Frances Hodgson Burnett has
become editor of the Children's Maya
zine. Mr.. Vivian Burnett, her son, has
become manager.
The Saturday Review says the fol-
lowing has never been told in print
before: "Ruskin had been inveighing
against 'usury;' bishop Of Manches-
ter defended the custom, though of
course not In its worse form. A worthy
acquaintance wrote to Ruskin taking
up arms for the bishop. Whereupon
Ruskin replied: You and the Bishop
of Manchester are dangling over the
pit Of he, and you want me to
sprinkle you with rose water"
Limerick compositions are engaging
the versifiers of Boston. A prize Of
500 Is offered for the best finishing
line to ditties such as this:
If you search from Rhode Island to
Maine,
Throughout the whole Yankee domain,
BY day or by night,
What can equal the sight
One week the prize was given to the
person who wrote:
Of maid that is fair but not vain.
The reason for this decision has not
yet been disclosed.
NJ. Henri Rochefort, who has with
drawn from the Intransigeant, Is sup
posed to have lain down with a mana
gerial wolf whom he took for a sheep.
The firebrand journalist has escaped
enough intact to be a welcome addition
to the editorial STAFF of the Patrie.
Emile Massard, its director, says that
IN. Henri Rochefort leaves the journal
which he founded, animated and per-
sonified, for reasons that concern him
and do not call for our approval or dis
approval. We are delighted to place
our columns at his disposition. In them
be may express his opinions with per
feet frankness." Under this happy con-
dition M. Rochefort, II years old
though he be, has recommended his
'slapdash, virulent daily pamphlets
against men who happen to be in
power"
Miss Elizabeth Robins has written a
novel to be called 1.-THE Convert" II
Is a story of the woman suffrage move.
ment, with the scene laid In London
Miss Robins Is certain to have appre
ciated the higher aspects of this long
fight against masculine and feminine
conservatism. The hysteria in the lob
bies at Westminster last spring wai
not confined to the excited suffragists
1t seized most Of the critics who scoffet
at the petticoat warriors, as well al
most Of the policemen who faced them
The theme of woman's suffrage, though
conducive to emotional alteration
could be made stimulating and vital IL
the highest degree. 1t served Marco
Provost for an interesting IL rhapsodi,
study, and there Is every hope tina
Miss Robins book. coming from tn,
better situated sex, will surpass "Fred
cirque"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
Do Bushes. women Elevate,

"One of the most vital results Of the
Anna Steese Richardson in the Wom-
ans Home Companion. sis the tenden-
cy Of the average girl Of natural refine
ment and good home training to hard.
en- and coarsen under the influences Oh
store or office life than to raise the tone
of her environment by her own gentle
breeding.
st believe there are women who exert
a good influence in the offices and stores
where they work, but they are the ex-
ception, not the rule. They have such
nobility of character, such rare natures,
that they would be a power for good
anywhere, under any conditions. But,
alas, the average woman wage Garner
has only the average moral and mental
nature, and she can no more be a power
for good In business than in the home,
On the other hand, firmly believe that
the presence In business of thousands
of silly, inexperienced, unbalanced girls
Is lowering the standard Of manhood
and womanhood all over the land. Bar.
rier after barrier Is going down before
the familiarity of business life, and al
ready many Of the large corporations
like the life Insurance companies, have
found 1t necessary to segregate the mer
and women during the working hours
to supply them with separate Offices
separate lunch rooms, separate eleva
tors. Does this look as If the refining
elevating influence of women had stood
the test of a generation of freedom ant
onnalIfv In the wage-earninp field1n
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
A Camera OF Gold.

The young Sultan of Morocco Is cred
tied with extremely extravagant tastes.
He possesses, for example, a camera of
solid gold, which cost him $4,000. He
expended, in addition, some $4,000 on
printing paper and other Photographic
accessories. Costly vehicles arc other
expensive fancies Of the young mon.
arch. These include large numbers of
aluminium bicycles. motor cars, and q
hanson cab, all of more or less elabo
rate design,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
- -
'PoPulleGsis ienoe'



work Of pioneers in color photography
has reached promising stage, and that
plate Is now on sale upon which
fairly satisfactory helieehrome trans
parency may be made with one expos
ure, and with little more trouble than
when making an ordinary negative.
An English government report shows
that France now has thlrty-nine sub
marine torpedo boats in service and
fifty under construction. England ranks
next with twenty-five built and fifteen
under way. The figures for other ma
| tions are: Russia, 10 and ID; United
States, 8 and 4; Italy, and 4 Japan,
and 2; Germany, / In course Of con.
struction.
| A curious electric machine Is the phre-
nometer. The sensitive part of the In
strument Is huge metal cap which Is
brought slowly down upon the head,
and clasping the skull gently but firm
ly indicates the size of the bumps" at
twenty eight different points. The turn
ing Of handle not only registers the
size of each bump" but prints and de-
livers the record.
Ten or fifteen years ago authorities
writing on the subject, stated that If
only 1t were possible to make engines
so light as to weigh but ten pounds per
horsepower, there would be no difficult
ty in constructing flying machine. A
| notn
made OF such a weight. To-day, says
Technical Literature, they are made,
and on the market, weighing no more
than two and half pounds per horse
power.
A few years ago the late Professor
Langley expressed the opinion that sud
den changes in the Intensity Of the
solar radiation were responsible for re.
markably cold summers or warm win.
tiers. During the recent International
Congress on Solar Research held al
Meudon, near Paris, Monsieur Deslan
dres called attention to a new method
Of research bearing upon this question
Remarking that hitherto It has beer
found exceedingly difficult to determin,
the variations in the suns radiation BY
comparing its amount at different time
from the whole solar disk, he showed
that better estimates might be made b,
measuring and comparing the radiation
from separate partsiof the sun. In thi
way, he thought, the amount Of the to
tai variation might be ascertained NOR
accurately.
In July, 1906, quarrymen near Engi
houl, Belgium, Unexpectedly opened
passage into great and previously IN
known cavern. Its existence, however
had been suspected by local miner
alogist, Mr.. e. Doudou, on account o
the disappearance of small streams Il
the neighborhood. Mr.. Doudou at one
began an exploration of the new cav
ern, which has since been continued.
contains may large and beautiful cham
bers, but Is especially remarkable 70
its concretions, and for kind of mir
eral snow covering the floors, so ligh
that a breath sends 1t whirling.
some places are found little basins file
with ltmpid water, which has begun t
cover itself with fine Aim of crysta
line glass. The innumerable crysts
stalactites in the cave are remarkabl
for the musical tones they give fort
at the slightest touch.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
Not to he Wasted.

Ben Cary had near his house d
swamp, which was breeding-place for
herds Of man-eating mosquitoes. Some
enterprising neighbors, who learned OF
the crude oil treatment, went to Ben
and tried to persuade him to- extermi.
nate the pests.
"Exterminate emp said Ben. "Noi
much. Not much. Why, Mis- Cary an
1 just paid thirty-two dollars for
screening the side PLAYER that she's
ben Fostering me about for years. How
we goin' to get any good Of It, II WI
kin or the skeetersT
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
HIS Forte.

"well," asked the first physician,
what has that strange patient of
yours got
81 don't know" replied the other,
'but I'm trying to turn 1t into typhoid
fever. That's my great speciality. you
know"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
SKIN DISEASES
FIUMORS IN THE BLOOD

When the blood and healthy the skin will
free bemises but acid
laon its is manifested skin
humo get into the blood generally Of sluggish
condition OF the members the body whose duty collect
off the waste and refuse matter the This unhealthy e
ferment and the circulation charged with the
poison The blood to throw off the humors and acids through the
the
Salt RhsHm gpons Of SoIous kinds Eczema usually
flows sticky fluid that dries and crust the itching is intense
generally the back breast legs
the acid the blood natural oils skin which intended
plant
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

500 Reward. 500.

!. The readers of this paper will be pleased 70
learn that there is atleast one dreaded diseas(
that science has been able to cure In all its
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh be ng a constitu.
tional disease. requires constitutional treat.
ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur.
faces of the systenl, thereby destroying the foun-
dation OF the disease, and giving b patient
strength by building up the constitu ION and
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro-
prietors have much faith in its urative pow
ers hat they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that IT fails to cure. Send for list q
testimonials.
Address F, J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

The Greek commander was making the
circuit of the walls of Troy, looking for
a vulnerable spot, when his automobile
stuck fast in the mud.
Get a horse!" jeered the Trojan sen.
tinels on the walls.
Smarting under their ridicule, he went
and built huge wooden horse. The rest
II history.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
An Artist.

The man who painted that spuri-
GUS picture was an artist, at all
events said the connoisseur.
II don't know about him." answered
Mr.. Cumrox ruefully, but the dealer
who sold it to me was."-Washingto
Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
More Appropriate.

"Going to pay some oe your son
Otto's bills?" laughed the caller,
YES" sighed the benevolent father,
lotto is a very wild youth. 1 should
have called him Auto
"Auto?'
"Yes; he's such an expensive sport,
and it won't be long before he will be
q broken-down sport"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
What He Owed.

Blowitz-All 1 am to-day owe to
my mother.
Hammerton-Yes, and I understand
that all you have you owe to your
wife's father
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

A "hat shop" was opened in London
by the Countess Fabricotti, recently. Liv.
cried footmen handed around tea and
cakes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
An Interruption.

mo, don't care for English opera"
"Why not?"
Because It bothers me to listen to
what the singers are saying when
want to Cleveland Plain Dealer
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

We enjoy fall more than any other
season In the fall we can confidently
look forward to big crops next year.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
Femfnfnity.

There once was maid named McGinnity
The fairest one in the vicinity,
She loved young man
Names Patrick McGann-
But welded a rich old affinity.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
Successful.

District Attorney Jerome OF New York
pleads guilty to three enthusiastically
eating, cooking strange dishes and making
furniture.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

I suffered with Iczema for forty
years and could Hnd nothing 70
cure me until tried 8. 8. 8. I
suffered intensely with the ttch-
Ing and burningi pustules would
form from which there flowed q
sticky Auid; orusts would come on
the skin was left as raw as q piece
Of beef. I suffered agony In the
long years j was afflicted, but
when I used 8. g. g. I found q per-
feet cure. There has never been
any return Of the trouble.
o. II. EVANS,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

- ~~~s~@>>S
form of pimples and black heads, while
Psoriasis comes in scaly patches on differ
emit parts of the body One of the worst
forms OF skin trouble is Salt Rheum,
its favorite point of attack is the scalp,
sometimes causing badness. Poison Oak
and Ivy are also disagreeable types Of skin
disease. The humor producing the trouble
lies dormant in the blood through the
Winter to break out and torment the
sufferer with the return of Spring. The best
treatment for all skin diseases Is S. S. s.
It neutralizes the acids and removes the
humors so that the skin instead of being
irritated and diseased, is nourished by q
supply Of fresh, healthy blood. External
applications of salves, washes, lotions, ETC.,
while they soothe the itching caused by
skin affections, can never cure the trouble
pod. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
oreign matter and restores the blood to ito
= permanently curing every form of skin
es and any medical advice desired sent free
sale at all FIRST class drug stores.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

Hix-You said your gun would xhoot
300 yards.
DIX know I did.
Hix-It's marked to shoot only 40
yards
Dill know, but there are two bar.
rels.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

Sentry-You can't leave.
Soldier-But have the captains
oral permission
Sentry Importantly LETS see It F!
Ill Motto per Ridere.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

An Unfortunate Interruption.
George was just going to propose
30 me last night"
"And what happened"
"A tire blew up and then he couldnt
think Of anything else Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature sssss sss Of &MzZzzw

Anxiety.
why, what's the matter, child?"
".Boohoo! / amt had no offers yet
an I'm nearly 8 years old an I'm
kkeered I'm goin' to be ole maid !
Boohoo!"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
eyrup the b. st remedy to use for their childrel
during the teething period.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

The Modern Way.
Scrlbbles-How would you 60 about
getting play on the stage?
Dribbles--I'd first write q novel.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21

After He'd Been Sentenced.
Lawyer Tin courtroom( What time
have you got, please?
Prisoner TAT trial. tablet can't tell
you until after the trial
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-21
Hoods SarsapariIIs

In usual liquid form or chocolated tablet
known as SarSatabS. 100 doses 81.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06

Flowers for All Weddings
at Skaters 18th and I. Finest specimens.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
NEW NAVY STATION
ON PACIFIC COAST
Department Believed to Be
Considering One az
San Diego, Cal.
Strengthens Belief That
Fleet Will Not Return
to Atlantic.

The general belief that the Navy De-
partment has under consideration the
proposition Of asking Congress next
winter for an appropriation for the
construction OF a naval station or pos
sibly navy yard with a mammoth
drydock at San Diego, Cal, strengthens
the impression held in official quarters
that the Atlantic feet, or a large part
OF 1t, will never be returned 10 the
Eastern coast. All officials agree that
there is no need Of either another ma
val station or yard at San Diego or
elsewhere on the Pacific coast, for the
accommodation of the regular naval
strength iE the Pacific.
While no one will admit that it is
proposed TO ask for such an appropria-
ton, not one viii commit himself TO
denial, it being merely pointed out that
additional facilities on the Pacific are
not needed at the present time. Fur
thermcre, L is pointed out officially, that
II a station we're built II could not be
completed within a year and nalf or
two years, and It would take fully three
years 10 build drydoCk and yard and
equip the latter. Accordingly, they
could be OF no use to the Atlantic feet
which. AS the President says" they
point out, Is to be returned shortly
after arrival at san Francisco
Certain ''straws'' about the Navy De
partment however. show which way
the wind blows, and these indicate
clearly that both, Rear Admirals Caps.
at the head of the Bureau OF Construc-
ton and Repair. and Cowles. chief of
the Bureau OF Equipment. since their
return from the Pacific are preparing
10 make strong recommendation 20 the
Secretary OF the Navy for another navy
yard and drydock, TO be located pref
erably at San Diego.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06

$3.50 Jamestown Exposition, Four-Day
tours from Washington. Thee. II. Diener
& Co, 2l7 z. Baltimore St, Baltimore.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
WALKS IN SLEEP
OUT Of WINDOW
Somnambulist Injured by
Two-Story Fall, But Not
Seriously.

Julius Ready. a somnambulist, atty
six years OF age. walked out Of sec
ond-story window OF the stable In the
rear of al Longfellow street northwest
about O'Clock this morning. Ready Is
employed by c. J. Beck and sleeps in
the stable back Of the house.
Attracted by the mans cries. Sergeant
Stoll of the Eighth police precinct, went
TO his assistance. An ambulance was
summoned and Ready taken 10 CARRIED
Hospital, where II was SAID he is suffer
ing from bruises about the head and
body. His condition is not serious.
David Bell, q four year-oId coiored boy
living a 1906 L street northwest, who fell
from a third-stOry window Of his home
yesterday afternoon. died last night in
the Emergency Hospital The child was
playing about the window when he lost
his balance ana fell TO the ground, a
distance OF about thirty feet.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
HALE,,S APOLOGY ACCEPTED
BY CITIZENS ASSOCIATION

In a communication addressed to and
read before a meeting Of The East
Washington Citizens Association last
night from the Rev. Edward Hale,
chaplain of the United States Senate.
he explains an address he made some
time ago in Boston referring 10 the dis
tTibutlon of Washington's negro popu-
lation. to which the citizens east of the
Capitol took exception. his eXplana-
ton was satisfactory. as he intended no
offelse, and the venerable chaplain
gain has the good will of those he Of
Tended.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
IDA RPA BANAN''
81 YES LITTLE TOT
FAILING 5 FLOORS

NEW YORK. Sept. Stony sas-
bini. aged four. OF 414 East 101st
street. fell from the roof of the tene-
ment, fve stories, to the ground, and
a passing push cart. loaded with ripe
bananas. formed such a nice land
ing net that Tony is alive and well.
and the hero OF the neighborhoOd-
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
Wien YOu DepOsit Your Money

in banking dept OF Union Trust Co..
1914 T St. IL means profit for YOU in ad-
dition to safety. Interest paid on all &C
counts. Deposits subject to check.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
sI.oo Harpers Ferry, HaIItown. Charles-

town, Summit Point, and Winchester
and return. Leave Baltimore & Ohio
Station. Washington, $50 A. NJ Sunday.
September Sth. Splendid opportunity for
days outing.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
GOVERNOR HOCH IN WRECK;
RESCUES MANY PASSENGERS

TOPEKA. Kan. Sept. s.-The Colo
RADIO Flyer passenger train OF the
Atchfson. Topeka and Santa Ee railroad
was deraiIed at Wakarusa, twelve mules
west OF Topeka. at 1870 O'Clock yester-
day. Three Pullman cars ana one TOUR
list sleeping car were deraileo;
gers in the wreck. The governor kicked
out one of the oval windows ana olq
active work IN Tescuing the women ana
children passengers
Baltimore and Return, SI.25-Saltimore
&. Ohio r. r. Every Saturday End sun sun
day. All trains both ways. Delh u0 I,1 p
except Royal Limited. CITY OillS
c st. and 6l9 Penna. Ave.
The Washington times., 1907-09-06

Popularity Won by Honest Worth.
G. & 5. Ice Cream-Pure Velvet Kind.
Druggists
The Washington times., 1907-09-06
AMERICA IS STRONG
FOR PALMA CONTEST

OTTAWA, Canada. Sept. s.-The big
shoot for the Palma Trophy viii begin
here tomorrow and teams representing
Canada, the United States, ard Austria
will compete. The American team Is
the strongest ever entered and among
the members are i've veterans Of pre-
vious Palma competitions.