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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21
THE OLD SCHOOL MB1l

In the State of Washingio1
way bridge had been destroys
and it was necessary to repllss
bridge engineer and his stan
dered in haste to the place,
later came the superintendsn'
division. Alightlng from By
car. he encountered the old
bridge-builder.
"Joe,n said the superintsn5
the words quivered with eng
want this job rushed. Evap
delay costs the company monq
you got the engineer PLAN
new bridget
q don't know" replied ~
builder, whether the cngneer
the picture drawed yet OF roy
bridge is up and the trans
over it. ''-Argonaut. II
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21
THE DOCTORS THsp.

When in the cottage blessed vi
sweet storo
a babe is horn. and DER the h
Is hung the crown Of mo,hs,1
fair
Is all within-the Doctors ths-1
When meath the pail Of mys,L-
weird spell
a mothers heart is broken by
OF all that's dear, and on the
NO baby feet-the Doctors IL
When Virtue fees and breath
less lust
Eats into souls as does tho grEg
When no one else with her Y
can share,
With fathers touch-the Doctc
Where blossoms Lies sweH
blush OF day,
Where wlthered Rose at eye-1
away
On the south wind-in Joy al
an uncrowned king-the Docu!
Indianapolis Medical I
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21
Where Th. Tribune Is On Sale.

Murray, Ulah-Excelsior stationery Co.,
Ind. phune 177-l.
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tel: o. E Jarrett; Empire NEWS
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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21
TALE OF TWO LOVING (

In Tacoma II is difficult 70
TO admit that Seattle has q 10
During the few hours that We S
as banquetees l haPpeneS
mention the matter OF har1o,sr
coma man smiled-sadly, toie' ~
might at a foolish child, .,,r
My dear SIR he SAID ZEN,
sumo YOU are aware thar = NJ
as safe in the haroor ot oen na
would be In Hell Gate. "
read the papers7" He STU ~
with that same sad smile. ~,
not everything gets INTO
There Is hardly a day-naruI{
that some ship doesn't sIhe "a
harbor while she's tied up
Harbor, Harbor he lm
hands. MY God" Then LEA N
passionate phrases he elocks
superlatives of the haroos
and as we parted he grapussur
OF my coat and whispered n noS .or
you can mail a letter In IaSvc ~
Observation-Disclosures aho ~
an answer TO IL one-whoie,,6 :, n
than you would if you sent
iip''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21
EP1rApH ON 4 FATAL

Among the many CURIOUS Il
that are TO be found on ln n,sc
that mark the last resting p,fS p,Ss
OF the early pioneers OF ,ost ~
Manchester. one Of the mUs' S
in what is known as the oiu
cemetery. on tombstone Eli sv i
TO the memory Of TlmotMs,
May l2, 1914. he was at'be M
bees and stung TO death' -sbs|
epitaph appears on his 'o
"a thousand ways cut snust nSsstI
None are exempt from oes
A honey bee by stinging h a,h
Did stop my mortal orss ,sst &
This grave contains the 1sv, irS
OF my fran house OF clas s,ui
My soul is gone, not 10
To one eternal day;.,oster
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21
4 GRAVE NEWSPAPER y

One exchange, printed w
bounds of Oklahoma, rctrscn 4
error in these words:
''Wc very enormously s'a'4
last issue that q passenga
the Fort Smith and MoreeI
ern was on time one day
We were called on by ths
verify that wild remark, q
blushing admit that our lrioI
in error. 1t is painful ineea
maintained a reputation foi J
ing devotion TO the truth p
stress of several politics, 4
and then to wreck the whole "
a foolish act like that. we
public viii forgive this, OUT
fense, but we are sadly nai
doubts How we made tnls
was that we must have ses
come in day late and tng9s
on time.-New York Heraia'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

When university students cover their
big "U" with thick coat Of white
wash, it will not be because there have
been charges against If.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Possibly Apostle Smoot has promised
the brethren throughout the State that
a second term IN the Senate for himself
will prevent an awful denunciation Of
their own polygamy.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Even If that swindler were a real
Mormon missionary, there are those who
would say that the victims of his bogus
checks Jared much better than would
convert TO the Smith belief.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Although themselves temporarily un-
successful, Daughters Of the Revolution
will doubtless remember that the prin-
cipal business Of their forefathers was
10 break certain moDarchial slate,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

printed name, the Spurious One can
if future occasion shall require-repu-
diate the document by saying that to 1t
is not attached ''x, his mark
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Assuming that the President favors
publicity in the matter of campaign
contributions, perhaps he considers that
to be an improper outlet for the tithing
fund.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Local ecclesiasts will notice that the
Illinois courts have declared that those
who contribute their all TO prophetic
frauds are OF unsound mind.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Having resorted TO the pauper fund,
tho county attorney seems to have join
ed the ranks Of those VINO think that
he is engaged in poor business
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Democrats will very likely blame the
President for the fact that they have
nothing left to put into their National
platform
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

When they addressed their recent
manifesto to the whole world, the hier-
archs knew that The Tribune would
publish it.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Ia the event that he fails of exoner-
alton at Washington, it is possible that
Mr.. Borah will appeal 10 the court of
last resort in Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

In view of the theory that they move
at times, 1t may be that the mountains
have at last concluded to go to Ma
homet.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

If Mr.. Hartman should hesitate to
risk an encounter with the big stick,
he is advised that there is the alterna-
tive OF the lemon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

While the bogus prophet willingly
stuIfs his dupcs upon various ecclecias-
teal dishes, it is noticeable that among
them are no plates.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Denunciatiou of exaggerations by Mr.
Morgan is not intended by him to cover
those which occur in the values of his
industria! and financial holdings.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Joseph F. and his counselors had
better keep a strict eye on the first
presidency, because of the McWhirters
there are now three.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Voters differed from the Board of
Education in that they made definite
presentation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Delegates to the Hague peace confer
ence are probably wondering If they
are expected to leave their firearms at
homo
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Joseph F. can very easily escape the
TAX on revelators by truthfully assert
ing that he is not one OF them.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21
Sunday, April 81. 1907.

McWhirter Ill evidently knows that
in the holy conspiracy there is muckle
siller.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

Business communications should oe nu
dressed. THE Tribune, Salt Lake City,
Utah"
Matters for publication. to 'Editor The
Tribune. Salt Lake City. Utah.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-04-21

The world, TO whom his recent epistle
was addressed, having seen only his
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

Putting up dollars for
the pleasure Of 1t.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
Changing Brands Of Tobacco,

I'm tobacco used for pipes it is quite
a usual thing for smokers to change
their brand every two years or So"
said dealer in such things, though
on the other hand. there are some men
who never change. This changing is in
many cases simply a habit. but one
which has been acquired in curious
way.
THE men who make such changes
declare they have simply got tired of
the old brand. whereas, as a matter of
fact, it Is often case where the brand
has deteriorated in quality. 1t used to
be common thing for some manufac-
turers to put out Il now brand of snok-
ing tobacco so good that it could not be
sold at profit ut the price asked. This
speedily doomed the brand to phenom-
email popularity, and then slowly, so
slowly that it would not be noticed for
long time. the manufacturer would
proceed to get his money back by using
inferior stock in the brand.
fortunes were made in this way.
and many man who finally gave up
his favorite brand never knew any
thing except that he had grown tired
or It, Many men who changed often
Tor this cause, however, now make ii a
point to change regularly "-Philadel-
phia Record.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

Fortune aciu cnlmly sit doom upon you
and 90 to sleep.
possible job, and, like most people for
whom the fool killer is looking, we
compromised by going still deeper.
Talk about trouble. Why, l wouldn't
go through that experience again for Il
life seat in the United States senate.
And IL it hadn't been for your little
mother l would have been walking
down the alleys yet. Look here,
John Sneed," she says to me in her
most convincing brand of voice, we've
got to get out of debt" "Ive been
kind O. feeling that way myself for
some time," says l, but howT' WELL"
she says, there's just one way to be-
gin, and that's to quit making new
debts. Well do business on cash
basis after this, and whatever we have
left We'll pay on the old accounts"
"All right. Polly" says l, that goes.
and, 1t doesn't matter what we need
or what We'll want We'll wait until
we have the money to pay for 1t before
we get it, 1t took US Il long time to
get out of the woods, but Polly stuck
to me like little man. and never since
then have we borrowed a dollar from
anybody or had the value Of a hair
pin charged.
give you this little chapter Of an
cient history to show you I'm not ped
ding hot air. It's an experience that
l want you to avoid and the only way
to keep clear of the devil is to stay
out of his sight. Just you and Anna
May make up your minds that you'll
keep on the near side Of your salary,
and If you don't lay up any treasures
in the bank you'll be accommodating an
almighty big pile of peace and content
ment n property which no man in debt
ever owns, but you'll have to take your
wife into your confidence.
Make Her Your Real Partner.
You can't keep in the straight and
narrow path of solvency without her
help-not by a joyful. This is one Of
the places where the domestic partner
ship plan applies with double force. If
enc partner spends all the other part
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
| Ill CALI
lAGAIN' I
Keep clear of the deptl.

-, .ho s,+h,. Keep clear VI the deru.
possibly. in the first place. the husband
in the second. If no restraint is put
upon wOman's expenditures. IL she is
allowed to believe or encouraged to be-
lleve that n bottomless barrel Is read
lily accessible to the man who supplies
her with gold certificates, who can
blame her If she tries her level best to
live up to her position? How is she to
know that it's all sham-that the
money she blows in so merrily and
so thoughtlessly represents the very
hearts blood of the man who gives it?
How Is she to know that he has toilel
increasingly to get 1t. has borrowed 1t
from that amiable trio-Tom, Dick and
Harry-until his credit Is exhausted,
has plotted and schemed to wrest from
others. dishonesty or dishonorably, the
dollars she must have without suspect
Ing their source? "Ruined by his eX
travagant wife" they say when the
certain end comes. They're wrong. He
is ruined by mistaken love or mistaken
vanity. She would have done other
wise had she known.
There was little Billy Watson who
had an office on the same floor with me
downtown. fIe went to the devil try
ing to supply his wife with all the tin
she could spend and tried to jump the
game with a clotheslne. She caught
him in the act and cut him down. but
she didn't "cut him cold" No, by gin
81, 10,
to pair of Sunday trousers, pulled
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

instead OF sing
ing glads ON g
roundelays, hol-
lers for help.
Wecan't be hap
py unless we
are com fort
able, and our
ideas Of cOu-
fort nowadays
are such that
n 0 t h In & but
money will pro-
vide 1t. We
m u st h a v G
bread and but
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
Sdvtng cigar money to pdy tor u beau
tituL lot In u fashionable cemetery.

Saving cigar money to pay tor beau
tituL lot In u fashionable cemetery.
out of myself, nor have I had any over
weening desire to see your name In the
rating books with seven figures after
It, l have no objection to millionaires.
They average up pretty well with the
rest Of humanity. But l believe If you
could pin 'em right down to the truth
the majority Of them would admit that
they don't get as much real pleasure
out Of life as some Of us who have to
scramble for our ham and eggs. And,
looking at 1t in this way, have never
tried to instill into your mind that mon
ey getting and money keeping were the
chief end of man. have rather been
inclined to let you work out your finan-
cial salvation along your own lines. es-
pecially as my views on this subject
are not strictly orthodox.
A Different Proposition.
But the business of piling up dollars
Just for the pleasure Of looking at the
pile and the task of securing enough
Of the same dollars to provide the ne
CeSSltleS anu SoiHe VI ZIG iuAulico ioi
oneself and ones family, with mar
gin for emergencies, are two entirely
different propositions. A man isn't
much Of man who doesn't look after
his own to the very best of his ability,
and, moralze as we will, there's no
getting around the fact that money Is
to a certain extent the basis Of happl-
ness in our stage Of civilization. The
bliss of poverty and the joys of the
simple life are all very well in poetry
and philosophy. but when you come to
hitching 'em up to practical everyday
life they won't work out to suit us. A
dry axle sQueaks for oil, and poverty,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21


butcher the baker or even the candle
stick maker. Pay cash on the spot for
everything you buy. Then you can at
least be sure that no Overgrown bills
will fly up and bump you in the face
the first of the month. Then you need
have no fear of pesky collectors hiding
in ambush at every corner. Then you
can walk straight down the main street
with your head up like thoroughbred,
and you can look any man square IN
the eye and say. "Doggone your pic
ture, don't owe you blamed cent?
Of independence until he has been
through the mill of the gods that grind
smallest Of all. Old Tom jefferson de-
clared that all men are entitled to life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
The man in debt is permitted to live,
but the rest Is denied him. How in the
name of Christopher Columbus can a
poor iEcumbered critter pursue happi-
ness when he himself is being pursued
around the block and down the alleys
by Nemesis with bill? He can't do
1t, and you can bet your last nickel
that happiness is not going to hunt him
up. She's Il lady, all right, and there
fore to be wooed, but no man in debt
ever yet got on her eligible list.
Now, son. it may be that I've gone
Off half cooked in this matter, as I'll
admit often do. 1t may be that your
request for money Is based upon con-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

siderations perfectly proper; that you
and your dear little girl, dear to me
and your mother as we'll as to you, are
trotting down the big road at just the
pace and in just the direction we
would have you go. Still, what l have
said or tried to say won't do you any
harm, and so l push it over to you with
my love and my blessing Yours as
ever, JOHN SNEED.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
His Desire.

A patient in n hospital was ordered
by the doctor diet of chicken and old
madeira. When asked how he liked
that regimen. he replied:
1T would be all right If the chicken,
was the age of the wine and the wine
mat OF the chicken. II Monde pei
Ridere
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

NOTE-These Tide Tables are compiled by the
U. S. Government for Astoria, Or. gOn. as the
standard port for re ference. To find out the
exact time tides occur use following table:
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
Beautiful Star.

you are the star of the evening,
Miss Schmidt"
Indeed? You are the first who has
told me So
I'm that case as the diScoverer of s
new star, I am entitled to give it II
name. VIII your accept it,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
copyright. 1905, by c. s. Yost.]


KY DEAR JOINT send the
Enclosed check with mingled
feelings Of pleasure and re-
gret-pleasure that am in a
position to spare the money, regret
that you should find It necessary to
ask for 1t. You made no explanation
OF your need. but the fact that you did
need it worries me little. You know.
my boy, that have never been much
Of hand to harp on money matters.
have always held that there are OBJ
jects in life more important than the
accumulation Of fortune for my heirs
to quarrel over. The tables which
show how much a dollar at compound
interest will amount to in a hundred
the dollar to better advantage now
than somebody else can use the inter-
est after am dead. The eloquent fig
ures which prove that If man saves
his cigar money rigidly he will in the
course Of lifetime acquire enough to
pay for beautiful and most desirably
situated lot in n fashionable cemetery
never interested me in the least. AS
q straight investment good cigar is
worth all 1t costs. 1t will pay larger
dividends than its equivalent in cash
put away in bank. If drawn upon in
moderation, it makes a man a better
husband, better citizen, better
Christian. But here l am wandering
away right at the start. l always fly
the track when l begin to talk about
smoke.
To get back to the forks Of the road,
I never figured on making a millionaire
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
Make Her Your Real Partner.

llci Su NcS anu
more, what's the
use? No, son,
she must know
Just what the
situation Is and
m Il S t pull ali
even trace In
your direction.
She'll do it If
she knows. You
can't expect her
to If she doesn' t.
Men are mostly
to blame for eX-
trayagant WOn-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21
The Making Of a
| Successful Husband
By CASPAR S. YOST.

Money Doesn't Insure Happiness,
but the Lack Of II IL Som times
Fatal to Ideal Housekeeping - Go.
ing Into Debt 10 a Hazardous Pro.
cedure For the Newly Married. ~
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Keep an Open Expense Book.

Don't make the mistake. John, Of try
ing to handle everything yourself. 1t
isn't fair to you nor to Anna May. 1t Is
her duty to help you to keep out OF
debt. 1t is your duty to let her know
where you stand, so she can act with
some degree of sense. AS l advised you
to do some time ago, make her your
financial partner. Start right and work
together and, above oil things, my boy,
pay as you 60. Don't run bills with the
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

edge Of a deficit and still rattle along
through life contented and happy.
Mind you, don't recommend that kind
Of Irritation with Fortune. You have
tlo doubt heard that she is q tickle Jade,
and l know by experience that she is
not only inconsistent, but tricky. She'll
throw you down just about the time
you get pulled up with the idea that
you're her best beau, and sometimes,
not satisfied with that, she'll calmly
sit down upon you and go to Sleep
I've heard that she has fondness for
highballs, and this, If true, might ex.
plain some of her vagaries; but, how
ever that may be, 1t won't do to trust
her, and it's safer and wiser II leave
a margin for emergencies when you
nre letting loose your income.
A Mighty Temptation.
Whether you keep on the firm ice or
skate around the edge Of the danger
hole. you're all right unless you fall In.
and then the Lord help you. Debt is
the easiest hole in the world to get
into and the hardest to get out Of.
When your mother and I were young
sters like you and Anna May. we had
the same temptation to get outside our
pasture and Craze in the tall grass. We
Jumped the fence, just Us you are do
Ing, I'm afraid, and struck out Joy
fully for "green fields beyond the swell
Ing food" We had a gay time for
awhile, but 1t was a mighty short
while, and then we struck the rocks
We were head over heels in debt, so
deep that getting out seemed an I'm.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

f~uLHy up uOIHS iO bread ana Dut-
the pleasure Of It, fer. and some
Of us insist upon cake. We must
have good homes and warm beds and
presentable clothes. We must have
books and newspapers and cigars ana
chocolate sundaes. and we've got to
have money to buy 'em unless we can
get the fellow to charge 1t.
And this brings me around to the
main point that l want to push into
your cerebellum. The moment you be-
gin to spend money you haven't got
you enter on the road to trouble, and
IT'S a blamed short distance to your
destination. No matter what your In
come is, If it's enough to cover the
reasonable demands Of your family
you can live right up to the ragged
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-11-21

him out Of the hole and made a real
man Of him. She was all right all the
time, but she was racing with binders.
She didn't know.