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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-21
HOTELS. SUMMER RESORTS. ETC.

mediately turned over on it's arrival. by County Superintendent James F.. Koonce and by September the buildings will be in readiness.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-21
LAUDERDALE APPLIES.

County Qualities For School House
 Money.
 Florence. May 20-(Special) )-The first county to apply for the $1.OOO ap-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-21
PAY CAR HERE .

Louisville and Nashville Employees in
 Montgomery are Paid or.
 Thousands of dollars was dropped off in Montgomery yesterday by the Lou isville and Nashville pay car on its monthly visit to the city.
 Every employe in the service of the railroad at Montgomery received his monthly stipend.
 The car went from here to Mobile.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-21
MIR. JOHNSON BURIED.

Impressive FuneraI Services Held in
 Eufaula.
 Eufaula, May 20--(Special 1.-The remains of the late J Mercer John son reached the city from Denver, Col,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-21

IOtaI. .s.s , fO.o oo The Board will meet again as usual next Monday.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
To-day's Games.
Philadelphia at. New York.
Boston at Washington.
Record Breaking
AUDIENCE is EXPECTED AT THE
GRAND OPERA HOUSE MON.
DAY NIGHT.

The advance sale Of seats for the
Morrison Comedy Company, which ap-
pears at the Grand Opera House all
of next week, opened at christie's
drug store this morning and a number
have already purchased seats for the
opening performance. Much Interest
Is being manifested In the coming Of
this company, as it has the reputation
of being one of the best stock com.
panles on the road, and its list Of plays
have never been seen here at popular
prices. It should also be remembered
that Monday is bargain night, and al
ladies are admitted for is cents. Reb.
er's Ladies Orchestra Is also quite
a feature with this show, and the mem
bers comprising It are all talented ma
sicians. The management of the Grand
expects record breaking audience
Monday night.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
YOU VILLWANTT THIS
SAVE 1T!

Have you Rheumatism now? Did
you ever have it? Anyhow, you may,
or some Of your friends may Better
have this prescription. 1t comes from
DR.. George Edmund Flood, the we'll
known specialist on Rheumatism,
which is sufficient guarantee of It's
value. By permission Of the doctor
we publish for the benefit Of our read
ers his prescription for Rhepmaism.
1t is as follows:
Fluid cascara Aromatic, half ounce;
Concentrated Barkola, one ounce;
Fluid Extract Prickly Ash Bark, nalf
a drachm; Aromatic Elixir, four ounc-
es.
Take one teaspOontul after each
meal and before going to bed. DR..
Flood also strongly advises in con-
nectton with this prescription the
drinking Of large quantities of pure
water. ANY druggist will all the pre-
scripdon at nominal cost or you
may get the ingredients and mix them
at home.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
GIRLS WEAR
SHAKES COATS.
Mathematics Daughters Affect Man
ties Of Humility.

At Lenox you will find the girls Of
house beauties and nearly all have
adopted the fad of wearing Shaker
cloaks over their evening frOcks.
These cloaks are now made in all the
delicate worldly colors at the Shaker
colony at Mt. Lebonon, not far from
Lenox, says the September Dellneator.
The proceeds of course, go towards
spiritual good, as the Shakers under
stand it. The girls who buy the man
ties are millIolaires' daughters. Real
ly it's sartorlal incongruity, for these
cioaks, according to Mother Ann Lees
principle, represent equality Of in
heritance and unspottedness from the
world" And the heiresses wear tlem
over point lace, spangles and pearls.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

wires to the foot Of the statute, where
they can do no harm. When the cur
rent is turned on It endows the statue
with life. and after an absence of lit
lie more than three thousand years
she re.appears upon the mundane
sphere. which places Mr.. Dunn in
most perplexing position. This gen.
leman may be described as most
Ingenious liar, and the various sub
terfuges he invents to conceal the
identity of the statue creates the hu.
NOR of the comedy.
Mr.. Morrison will play the part Of
Peter Anus Dunn, the Prince Of
Liars a good account of himself Miss
Morrison will assume the role Of
Niobe the statue that comes to life
and the rest of the company will be
seen to best advantage.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

CONFERENCE
BEGAN YESTERDAY AT MT. LAKE
PARK-wILL LAST OVER
SUNDAY.

MT. LAKE PARK, Nd, Aug. 30
The Interstate Prohibition Conference,
which convened yesterday at Mt. Lake
Park, was opened at 2 o'clock in the
afternoon and addressed by Mr.. How,
ard W. Mills, State chairman of the
Prohibition party Of West Virginia.
Mr.. Mills also spoke at the night ser
vice TO a Gne audience. and will speak
Prof. Luther F. MozIck and sister,
Miss Ella Mezick, the famous southern
singers, will sing at all the services
of the conferences. Saturday and Sun
day Hon. oliver W. Stewart of Chi
cage, and Rev. Geo. H. vIbbert, of
Boston, will address the conference.
Three meetings. will be held on satur-
day ana sunday. August 81 and Sept.
1. The conference will close Monday
night with grand rally Of the Prohi-
bition workeAs of West Virginia, Mary
land, Pennsylvania and New York.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
The Worlds plsywrishts.

Miss Virginia Harmed. the shubert
star who is touring this season in
Anna Kareina,." declared that the
worlds output of high.browed play
wrIghts is limited. She CLASHES them
SO:
England-Pinero, the greater play.
wright In the world.
France-yictorien sardou.
Belgium-Maeterlinck.
Gernany-sudermanp and Haupt-
man.
Anerica-BeIasco. a master crafts
man.
@our own country" said Miss
Harmed. "deplorably lacks authors Of
merit, and there Is an immense future
for the man or woman who wiz pro
duce dramas, farces and comedies
which shall even appreiably measure
up to the standard Of those foreign
writers whose plays are SO unlyer'
sally preferred by managers and pro
duces Of discrimination"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
] the STAGE

The Morrison Comedy Co. and Re-
Hers Ladies Colonial Orchestra, viii
open the Grand on Monday, septem-
Der %. in the three act farce comedy,
me Mysterious Model"
ii Is needless TO say that 1t will be
one Of the best productions by Mr..
Morrison and his company The play
deals with one of the ideas of the old
play Of Pygmalion and Galetea, tha'
of statute turning to life. AS all stu
dents Of heaten mythology know
Etobe was the wife of Amphion, king
of Thebes, who resigned with more
or less regularity about thousand
years before Christ. Owing to the loss
OF her children she wept so incessant.
~ that the gods first used her as a
city water works, but another com
pany coming IN and asking for fran
chise. she was turned into stone.
In the play, the scene of which Is
laid in New York at the present time.
Mr.. Thompkins is the possessor of g
statute Of Niobe, said to have been
dug from the ruins of Thebes in the
year lf25 he insures itNagainst fire
Tor a large sum. Mr.. Peter Amos Dunn
an oficial in the company who has
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
At M;a:n!lln:.ington
FIRST REeIMERTisAiSp AND ELKs
BAND WILL PLAY At HoueH's
PARK.

The First Regiment band AMI The
Elks, band Of Warrington play ban
at oHugh's PARK tals Afternoon. The
lineup Is as follows
First Regiment Jons pitcher
Rodgers, catcher Long drst base;
Carr, second base; AfcGraw short;
Abererombie. third base; Evans. lell
field; Layman, middle held Wyatt,
right fell.
Elks' Band Llghtfritz, catcher;
Phillips, third bace Wells pitcher;
MCGEE, first base; wefls eeond basv:
Huey, third base; Pitze short Hav-
klns. left field; IRELAND middle field;
MARI, right field.
Prof W. Hcomen. director Of he
bands, viii umplregthe game
4
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
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eases.

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
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we also do the best laundry work
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

taken the risk for the safe keeping ..
the statute. removes 1t to his own
house and places it behind the screen
In his parlor.
About this time 8Ir. Dunn is having
electric lights pu: in his house, anil
the electrician, not having time to
finish his work ties the end of the
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

Earned runs-seottdale, 2. Two base
hit-RaIston. FIRST base on balls =
of Crabb, /. Struck olt-by Lower,
6; by crabb. /. Left on bases clarks.
burg, Z; scottdale, 8. Double play :
Holllster and sonaway Wild pitch
Lower. First base on errors-c larks-
burg, /; scottdale, l. hit by pitcher
Smith.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

A stranger In London went up to a
policeman and asked; what is the
quickest way to get to the nearest nos
pitalr
The policeman, evidently q bit Of 9
hunorlst pointed to several large
motor cars coming up together ana
replied. wait TIL they are nearer
ana then cross he ma The Tasi
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

ConneIsyiIie 81 senth Side Park.
seottdale a cIatSshp5s
Butter ii GreansSur

conneilsYilte made poor showing
yesterday sgsinststie chemps at
South side Park Twenty runs were
scored by the localsean Score:
FAIRIoNT AB 4 il P AZ
Mack. % q 6
Snodgrassf = ? 6
Evans, ID i2 2
Powell. n ~. O.
Haugat, m O
Gates, 80 g 0
Murphy, If ! o
cowan, SIS 49,, Q
Andrews. 5 0 8 0
Totals -. % 90 IS y i6
ooNNELLsyILE AS R H p. A.B.
o'Hara, 2b
Gridin, c
ELAN. IS .
Birmingham, 81 2
Tiffany, 10 i 70 !
WEIGH. IF az. 2 o
Kelley. II ....s.s.. 9 0 Q
Hart, m Q
Wilson, p
Totals ........s.ls B y q y .
FaiFmont 7f2v-eo
Conneilsyille .l010 ee851-9
Home runs Evans Andrews. Mur,
ply, ELAN Three ms hii oHan,
Powell. Stolen base Mack Powell,
cowan, welch. sscriace hits snoi.
grass, Evans, Grimm First base on
bals-on Andrews 81 wilson. 6.
Struck out-by Andrews S by Wilson,
8, Passed bail Grim ait BY pitch.
cowan Exams Time
2:15. Umpire Erie
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

1.-THE Daisy Maids" an English mus
lcal comedy, was given an American
performance in New York and was
praised as good, though not brilliant.
Huntley Wright, popular London
comedian, made his metropolitan de-
but. and the leading feminine role
was taken by Julia saunderson.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

Pauline Chase made a big hit in
London in a oneact play called "The
Little Japanese Girl" adapted from the
japanese by Lole Fuller.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
s,tray ThemseIves.

You always can ten the people who
live to eat Or drink. a sort Of per-
petusi nodon Is the constant gulpins
OF food and liquid AIaneae ter I'M
Ion
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

Edna Wallace Hopper, leading lady
of cohan's play FIFTY Miles From
Boston" is to make the New England
tour of the piece in her automobile.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

Lew Fields and his company pro
duced their new piece, "The Girl Be-
hind the Counter" at Atlantic City on
Monday. The piece is an English i'm
portation. In the cast we're Connie
Edlss, Vera Michelena, Lolita Faust,
Topsy siegriest Louise Dresser aud
Iguacio Martinetd,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

"rhe Gingerbread Man has inaug,
urated its season at Asbury Park,
This season it is under the personal
direction of Nixon & Zimmerman. Ross
Snow, the comedian. will continue in
the role of King Bum.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
AMERICAN LEAGUE.
Standing Of the Clubs.

Yesterdays Results.
Washington, 8; Boston, 2.
Washington, 2; Boston, 1.
Detroit, 4; st. Louis, 8.
Cleveland, 4; Chicago, l.
New York, 5; Philadelphia, 2.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
GOSSIP OF THE STAGE.

Thomas Jefferson is to begin his
eason in rip Van Wrinkle in Canada
this week.
The marriage Is announced of Law
renee D'orsay to an English actress.
The ceremony was performed last
month in England.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
MAJOR LEAGUE RESULTS

NATIONAL LEAGUE.
1o-dsy's Games.
Brooklyn at Philadelphia.
New York at Boston.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

School books and supplies at Globe
Book Store, Watson Hotel bldg. tt
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

Robert EdesoH produced his new
play, Classmates" in Springfield,
Mass, this week. The scenes are
varied, as the first is laid at West
Point, the second in New York and
the last in a South American jungle.
The theme is that of the love Of two
men for one woman. Edeson is said
to have a strongr ole. Wallace I'd
dlnger as the rival and Flora juliet
Bowley as the heroine also made hits.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30
SCOTTDALE SHUT
GLARKSBURG OUT
AoTLY CONTESTED GAME re.
SUITED M SCORE or TWO
no NOTHING.

cLARKsBURG Aug eottdale
proved too much FOR the iocsls yestes.
day. shatttng them out Score:
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

subgerIbe for the west vlrgInIan.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

"Mlle. Manhattan" in the New
York Morning Telegraph, tells this
story of Gillette, Some years ago the
tall comedian was at hotel and went
up to register. The last entry caught
his eye and his sense of humor at the
same time, and when Augustus Thorn.
as, who followed the actor started to
register he was astonished to see the
two preceding items: Richard Mans;
field and VALET William Gillette
and vaiise.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

sabseTIbs IaIlaa We yIEgInIla
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-30

conneilsYilte made 1 poor showing
yesterday sslnst tie chemps at
South side Park Twenty runs were
scored by the local team Score.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
sRUTaILx ASSAULTED

Asheville, n. c., August 19--Ch2rlie
Sullivan, well kown young man OF
Asheville, who was murderously as
saulted by an unknown man near mere
last night, is resting well at the hos
pitaI today and mSs recover.
Sullivan, in company with a lady,
companion, Miss Elkins, was sitting
on the road side, after a mountain
stroll, when Sullivan was suddenly as
saulted, presumably by negro, and
his skull fractured with a rock Miss
Elkins was also struck with a stick
and choked- She screamed and people
residing in the neighborhood were at.
tracted to the scene The assailanr
then fed and has not been apprehend-
ed Special to Raleigh Tines.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
Both on the Way.

Mamma had sent little Bessie to the
pantry to fetch some sticky fly paper.
She was gone a long time, and finally
the mother called:
Bessie, hurry with the fly paper.
Have you got it?"
There was a pause, and then this in
an earnest tone:
"No, mamma, the fly papers got me.
But-we're both coming"-Woman's
Home Companion.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
North Carolina Securities in Demand

North Carolina Securities in Demand
On Friday of last week a North
Carolina cotton mill wished to float
the money on a lOng-term loan at six
per cent. There has never been time
when North Carolina town and county
securities were in such demand. No
body can point to five per cent. bond
issued according to law by county or
town in North Carolina, that has not
brought par, or a six per cent bond
that has not brought over par.-News
and Observer.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
ALWAYS In the Lead.

During the terrible days Of 1864,
when every available man was being
sent to re-enforce Grants army, a sin
gle company Of raw recruits arrived
from a thinlT populated district in Yer
mont. 1t was first ordered into action
in one of the battles of the Wilderness,
and the captain felt called upon to
make a speech to his men.
"Soldiers," he began, eve are now
going against the enemy. When the
orders are given to fire do your best
and kill all you can with the forty
rounds Of ammunition you have. When
you have fred it all away you had bet
ter retreat. | am a little lame, so
am going to start now"
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
Ten Years I'm Bed

For ten years 1 was confined to NV
bed with diseases Of my kidneys"
writes R. A. Gray, J. P, of Oakville,
Ind. "It Was so severe that l could
not move part of the time. l consulted
the very best medical skill available,
but could get no relief until F'oley's
Kidney Cure was recommended to me.
1t has been a Godsend to me- JOS.
c. Shepard and J. Hicks Bunting Drug
Co.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
Murder in Wilson.

Wilson n. c., August 19.-Yesterday
at noon Howard Johnson, a negro
entered the home of Nora Mabry, 4
married colored woman, and asked
her to sit on his lap. She refused
and he shot her SO she died few
hours later. Johnson emerged from
the house with the pistol in his HAND
and ran. He was captured after a
short chase.-Special to News and OBJ
server.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

Piles gget quick and certain relief
from DR.. Shops Magic Ointment. It's
action is positive and certain. Itch
ing, painful, protruding or blind GiIes
disappear like magic by it's use Large
nickel-capped glass jars 80 cents. Sold
by Robert R. Bellamy.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
Internal Revenue Receipts Reduced.

The preliminary report of the COM
missioner of interal revenue for the
present fiscal year year shows that the
aggregate collections of internal reve,-
nue. in North CarOina have decreased
over three-quarters Of a million dol
lars since the Watts law went INTO
gton Dispatch.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
Hay Fever and Summer Colds.

Victims of hay fever will experience
great benefit by taking Foley's Honey
and Tar, as it stops difficult breathing
Immediately and heals the inf1amed
air passages, and even if it should
fail to cure you it will give instant re-
lief" The genuine is in a yellow pack
age. JOS. c. Shepard and J. Hicks
Bunting Drug Co.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

We were coming back from Lone
Jack the other day in something of
hurry, being mounted on our piebald
broncho, when, at the crossing of Dog
creek, asssoad agent tried to hold us up.
We told him we'd see him later and
galloped ON, and he put two bullets
through our HIT and turned away. II
may console him to learn, that tie
amount Of cash On hand at that time
was just Is cents.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
What a New Jersey Editor Says

NJ. T. Lynch, Editor OF the Phillips
burg, n. j., Daily Post, writes: 7
have used many kinds of medicines for
coughs and colds in my family but
never anything good as Foley's Honey
and Tar. cannot say too much in
praise Of it. Jos C. Shepard and j.
Hicks Bunting Drug Co.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
The Usual Fit.

Great Scott." calculated the polar
bear. What's that terrible row going
on over there?'
The walras looked bored. oh" he
Sawned, 1.-The seals wife found a moth
on her."-New York Press.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
est court

Our esteemed contemporary insists
that he fired six shots at us as we were
coming home from n poker party last
Tuesday night and that if we had Civ
en- him six more chances he could have
dropped us. Sorry for him, poor old
chap! But Is it ever to be thus?
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

him out The ear has been in a jar Of
alcohol ever since, and the other day
the judge began suit against us to re-
coveG the souvenir. He wants to stitch
il Aand see if it won't grow. To the
1,ght shooter belongs the spoils, and
-s'll fight the thing clear to the high
est court
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

If they are in doubt as to what the
president will do it would be safest
for them TO figure that he will enforce
the Iaw.-Durham Herald.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

Don't let the baby suffer from &C..
zema, sores or any itching of the
skin. Doan's Ointment gives instant
relief, cures quickly. Perfectly safe
for children. All druggists sell it.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
Mrs. McCall-Have you still cot that

Mrs. McCall-Have you still got that
servant girl you had last week?
Miss Hiram Offen-Which day last
week k?-Philadelphia Press
Jackie-Does your father know any
think about music, Tommy.
Tommy-(Whose father is a police
man)-Yes.
Jackie-WeI, What does he know?
Tommy-He knows how many bars
there are in a beat for I have heard
him tell mother so.-Tit-BitS.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23
a BROAD Hint.

Husband-Hiy friend hardly recog-
nized you today.
Wife-That's strange, for wore the
same hat you bought for me three
years ago.-Fllegands Blattsr.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

Not as editor, postmaster, deputy
United States marshal or mayor Of
GiveaIam Gulch, but as plain Jim He'll
SO, we rode our horse in a race over
at Lone Pine the other day and scoop
ed in $1O0 in cash to buy silk under
shirts for such members Of congress as
are not owned by any trust and must
practice economy.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

Cures baby's Group. Will1e's daily
cuts and bruises, mama's sore throata.
grandma's lameness--Dr. Thomas Ec-
lectric Oil-The great household rem
edy.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

Since we have ceased lying about our
circulation our health and spirits have
improved 80 per cent, and all have no
ticed great and agreeable change in
Us. We haven't an ache or pain and go
around with grin on our phiZ and Z
song in our heart. 1t was an awful
burden on our back to keep lying froc'
week TO week, claiming a circulation n1
several millions when we had less than
a thousand, and we are glad to roll it
off. Let other editors try it. They
will be aStOnishcd at the results.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-08-23

There are good many people who
do not know why the telegrapher,
have struck, among them several tele-
graphers.-New York Mail.