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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
DENIES STORY FROM OMAHA
Presidential Boom Of Minnesota's Gov
ernor Not Launched.


II did not announce in Omaha, as
reported In news dispatch from that
city, that was authorized to announce
Governor John A. Johnson's candidacy
for the Democratic presidential NOM
nation"
This statement was made by Frank
A. Day, secretary to Governor John
son. when he reached st. Paul from a
trip to the coast.
A telegram in the morning papers
said Mr.. Day had officially announced
the Johnson boom at Omaha. The an
nouncement in the telegram was un-
warranted and untrue, declares Mr..
Day.
what l did say" explained Mr..
Day, was that Governor johnson had
discouraged the efforts of his friends
to make of him presidential candi.
date. Anything else am quoted as
saying is manufactured story"
| Governor Johnson said before Mr..
Days arrival at the capitol that he did
not credit the interview, inasmuch as
he had not authorized Mr.. Day to
make the announcement attributed to
him.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
FIGHT WAVE OF PROHIBITION
Liquor Dealers Fear Anti-Saloon PLANK
in National Platforms.

III NaSIOudI VloSIVITHos
Atlantic City, N. j., June 21-1njec-
ton of anti-saloon sentiments into the
platforms of both great political par
ties in the next national campaign
was predicted at session of the Ma
tional Wholesale Liquor Dealers as
ISOLATION convention in this city. Call
was made for the federation of liquor
interests in the United States not only
to meet the present sweep of prohibi-
ton agitation but to prepare to check
the movement in the presidential con-
ventions of 1908, speakers declaring
that the growth of the crusade against
liquor will force the party leaders to
recognize the necessity Of placing
some platform doctrine" dealing with
the subject before tho people at the
coming election. Organization Of a
great campaign fund to meet the new
conditions was advocated by the pro-
tective bureau of the association and
big contributions to this fund from
every liquor interest were urged.
George F. Diertle of Cincinnati was
elected president Of the association.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28

All curubie Ii l,ai an. surxlca: diseases
Of the Eye, lar. Nose and throat. Lung Dls.
ease, Early Consumption. Bronchitis. Bron.
chial Catarrh. Constitutional Catarrh, Mas.
e. Catsrrh,. Dyspepsia, Sick Headache,
Rheumatism, Neuralgia. sciatice.p IBB rieh1:
Disease, Diabetes, Kidney. Liver. Bladder
Dizziness, Nervousness, Indigestion, Obesity
Interrupted Nutrition, Slow Growth in chill.
dren and all wasting disease In adults. MANY
cases OF Deafness. Ringing in the Ears, Loss
Of Ey esight, Cataract: Cross Eyes. ETC., that
can be easily restored. Deiormities, Club
Feet, Curvature of the Spine, Disease of The
Brain. Paralysis, Epilepsy, Heart Disease,
ture. Open Sores. Pain in the bones, Granular
enlargements and all long standing diseases
properly treated. Young, Middle.aged and
from lost manhood, nervous debility, sDer.
matorrhoea, seminal losses, sexual decay,
ment, lack OF energy, impoverished bioo9.
ptmplee, impedfments to marriage, blood
1 end skin diseases, Syphilis, Erupti0ns. Hair
railing Bone Pains. swellings, sore
passing Urine too often, Gonorrbea'
elect. Structure. receive searching treatment,
prompt relief and cure for life.
Caocers, 1umors, Goitre, Eistuls, Piles,
varicocele Rupture and enlarged gland
treated and cured without pain and without
most scientific and certainly s1re cure Of
tho nineteenth century. No fncurable cases
taken. Consultation to those interested. Isl
DIR. REA,
400 Nicollet Ave.. Minneapolis, MINI
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
WORK TRAIN DERAILED.
Two Men Killed in Wreck Near De
troit, MINI,

Charles Anderson, stationary engi-
neer, and George Lenemin, brakeman,
were killed and w. G. Greenbaugh,
locomotive engineer, was very seri-
ously injured by the derailment of a
train of fat cars and caboose near
Detroit, this state.
The accident occurred to a work
train which was hauling gravel for a
fill that is being made on the North
ern Pacific right, of way. The men
were just about to quit work for the
day, it being about $50 o'clock when
the accident happened. The gravel
train Of fiat cars was being cleared
with a plow hauled across the cars by
the stationary engine when the tracks,
which were not solidly laid, became
unstable and dumped the cars into the
ditch.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE ON FILM
PETITION TO SELL LAND.
STATE OF MINNESOTA,
County of Morrison.
In Probate Court,

STATE OF MINNESOTA
County of Morrison.
In Probate Court,
Special term, May %, 1907
In th G. Matter of the Estate of John sitz-
Margaret Sitzman setting forth the
into her hands, the disposition thereof,
the amount of debts outstanding against
said deceased, as far as the same can be
ascertained; the legacies unpaid, and a
ing the homestead. of which said de-
sCeased died seized, and the condition and
value of the respective portions or lots
tate, with their residences; and praying
lands therein referred to at private sale.
heae is 9es 5 spa s.3e ha at
the hands of said Margaret Sitzman to
pay said debts, the legacies or expenses
20 for the acb that it is
expenses: and that it is for the best inter
est of said estate and all persons inter
to ss e Of bs rsa
this tlll Court on Saturday the 22d day Of June
ig c 70 Se!oih tt1e st the Coy GGgf House
then and there to show cause Gf any there
be? why license should not be granted to
SAID Magaret SltZ to sell so much OF
the real estate Of the said deceased as
shall be necessary to pay such debts,
legacies and expenses.
And it is Further Ordered, That this
Order be publisher once in each week for
three successive weeks prior to said day
of hearing, in the Little Falls Herald
weekly newspaper. printed and published
at Little Falls in said County,
Dated ut Little Falls the 22nd day of
May. A. D. 1907.
By the Court,
(SeaD Eff. SHAW.
Jn7 Judge of Probate.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28

OmCe OF the county Auditor,
County of Morrison,
State of Minnesota
To Henry D. Thomas
You are hereby. notified, that at Tax
Judgment Sale held on the 18th day of
May, 1903, the following described parcel of
land, situated in the county of Morrison
and state of Minnesota, to-wit:-
North half of northwest quarter of Section
ten; township one hundred thirty-two of
Range thirty. {n12. of nwA of Sec. 10 Twp.
1872 X. 3Ol was sold for the sum of Eleven
and 45.1O0 ($l1.lO Dollars;
That the amount required to redeem
said parcel, exclusive of the costs to ac-
c!ue upon this n = Is sod The he sum Of
and interest as provided by law to
the day such redemption is made; and
that the tax certificate issued upon said
sale has been presented to me by the
ton of said parcel. from said sale will
expire sixty days after the service of this
notice and proof thereof has been filed in
my Office.
Witness my hand and official seal this
Sixth day of February 1907.
WILLIAM A. BUTLER,
Auditor of Morrison County, Mimi
lsEAL] J7f
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
ONLY TWO PEOPLE SAVED
South American Coastfng Yes.
sci Lost in a Squa||.

Santiago, Chile, June 24.-The Pa
citic Steam Navigation company's
coasting steamer Santiago, a vessel of
1854 tons, trading between Panama
and the south coast Of South Amer
lea, has been wrecked in a heavy
squall fifty miles north Of Corral. One
passenger and one officer are known
to have been saved. The remainder
Of the passengers and crew are re-
ported to have persisted.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28


She stated that was . scoundrel, robbes
and various other pleasant things.
Now the only thing claim for Cooper's
New Discovery 10 that it will put the
stomach in WORKING order. know that
if this is done, rheumatism, constipation,
kidney and liver troubles, nervousness,
and the general tired out, dependent feel.
ing will disappear in ninety.nine cases out
of a hundred. l know this medicine toSbe
fine tonic which used twice q year will
throw off impurities and add flesh, strength
and tone to the entire system. But il
will not do the impossible. No medicine
on earth will do more than help nature.
Certain diseases are beyond all medicine,
although God in his wisdom may some
day Give us frail humans q knowledge
of how to cure them. At present know
Cooper's New Discovery to be as thor
oufhly efficient a medicine as was ever on
the market, and people who will take it
for the common ills to which flesh is heir
will be more than satisfied.
Here is letter from one who has tried:
"For a long time l have suffered from
severe headaches, weakness, and pains in
my back and sides.'
"Nothin& l tried gave me relief, and a
friend advised me to try your medicine.
improved from the first week. My back
ache and headache left me and felt
myself growing stronger. My appetite
increased and felt greatly improved in
every way. am indeed thankful for the
benefit / have received" Miss Jennie
!saacson, No. Is 18th Avenue, West.
Duluth, MINI.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
ORDER FOR HEARING APPLICATION
FOX APPOINTMENT OF ADMINS.
TRAITOR
STATE OF MINNESOTA?
COUNTY OF MORRISON.

8, 1907. u''e
In the matter OF the estate of Fred
Peterson, deceased.
On receiving and fling the petition az
Mary Peterson of the county Of Morri-f
son. representing among other thin9e, that
Fred Petersen. late of the county
of Morrison, in the state of Minnesota. on
the l6tn day of May "A. D. 1907, at the
county of Morrison. died intestate,
and being. an inhabitant of this
county at the time of hisS
death, leaving goods, chattels, and estate!
within this county, and that the said pe-s
titioner is the widow of said deceased, and
praying that administration of said ee.5
tate be to her granted:
It is ordered, that said petition be heard
before said Court. on Saturday. the 1901
day Of July, A. D: 1927, ct 10 O'clock 8
house, in the city of Little Falls, in said
Ordered further, that notice thereof bees
given to the heirs of said deceased and to-
all persons interested by publishing THU
order cuce in each week for three euccee.s
stve weeks prior to said day of hearing. IN
the LittleFallsHerald,a weekly legal news.s
paper printed and published at Iitties
Falls, in said county. 800.
Dated Ct u, Little Falls this sth day Oh
ISeal] By the Court.
+. =. SHAW,
III Probate Judge.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
TREATY NOW OPERATIVE.
President Signs Convention viii
Santo DOMINGO.

Oyster Bay, N. Y, June 24.-Pres.
ident Roosevelt has signed the Domin-
lean treaty. The convention, which
regulates customs matters between
the United States and Santo Domingo,
was negotiated Feb. 8 last by the
plenipotentiaries Of the two countries
and has since been approved by the
United States senate and the legisla-
tive body of Santo Domingo. The sig
nature of the president is understood
to be the last step necessary to make
the convention operative.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
, saltwater Man Drowned.

John Conklin of Saltwater, first
sergeant of Company X, First regi-
ment, M. N. G., was accidentally
drowned in the St. Croix near the Wis
consin Central bridge. In company
with James Scully and William Spin
die he was in gasoline launch. With
the launch going at full speed the bow
ran upon boom log, causing the
craft to capsize Conklin attempted
to. swim ashore, but was seized with
era INNS and drowned.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
Railway Magnates Run Down Boy

halfway Ma9nates Kun Down Boy.
At Minneapolis Friday Sir Thomas
Shaughnessy, president of the Cana
dian Pacific Railway company, and
Thomas Lowry, president of the 500
line and the Twin City Rapid Transit
company, figured in an automobile
accident which nearly resulted in the
death Of a small boy. The two were
riding in Mr.. Lowry's automobile when
they collided with small boy on a
bicycle. The boy was thrown over the
front Of the machine and through the
glass in front of the driver and was
severely injured.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
Chicago Union Stock Yards-

Chicago, June 24.-Cattle-
A.65@7 200; cows, $1.75@4.75; heifers.
$2.60@5.35; calves, $5.00@7O0: good
70 prime steers, $5.70@7.0O; poor to
oedium, $4.6o@5.65; stockers and
feeders, $2.90@5.15. Hogs-Light, s6.o5
@6.1211; mixed, $5.S0@6.1o; heavy,
$5.60@6.05; rough, $6.60@5.80; pigs,
$b.6O@6.00; good to choice heavy,
$5.s5@6.o5. Sheep, $4.00@6.s5; lambs.
$5.75@7.40.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
Duluth Wheat and Flax

Duluth, June -Wheat-To arrive
and on track-No. hard, 99asc; No.
Northern, 9S%'c; No. 2 Northern.
e6Mc; July, 97%c; Sept, 9s%c; Dec,
963sc. Flax-To arrive, on track and
July, $685.; Sept, s1.24A; Oct,
1922.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
Chicago Grain and Provisions.

Chicago, June 24.-Wheat-July,
91% @91kc; Sept, 94%c. Corn-July.
525s @52Ac; Sept, 52N@52%c. Oats
July, 43Ac; Sept, 1880. Pork
July, $3.50; Sept, $1,000. Butter
Creameries, 19@24c; diaries, 17@22c.
Eggs-13k @14c. Poultry-Turkevs
and chickens, lie; springs, 20@22c.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28

because ! advertise
my preparations l
claim they will cure
anything and every.
thing. Well, 1don't.
The other day /
got Q letter from q
woman who said
her husband had
been in bed eighteen
years with paraly.
sis. She had bought
seven bottles of the
Cooper medicines
and her husband
waa afill in he'd.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
MARKET QUOTATIONS.
Minneapolis Wheat,

Minneapolis. June 24.-Wheat-July,
97Ac; Sept, e6% @96Ac. On track
NO. hard, s100%@10OHs; No. 1
Northern, 993k @99%c; No. 2 North
ern, e73s @975sc; No. 3 Northern, "a
@95c.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
Pioneer DRUG Store
For a Consideration.

James," said Rakeley, caught In
the act, Il believe you-er-saw me
saluting the maid.''
Eyes, sir" replied the butler.
well, remember, it's well some
times to practice silence
Eyes, SIR" said James, with out
stretched palm, Hi ave card, sir,
that silence is golden'"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
Six Freight Cars Demolished.

Springfield, Mass, June 24.-The
poon express from New York, running
about thirty miles an hour, crashed
into freight train In tho local yard
Of the New Haven road here. Six or
eight freight cars were demolished
Ind several passengers somewhat in.
jured. ~4u
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
STATE OF M1NNEsOTA,)
COUNTY OF MORRISON. go

August Blomquist, being duly. sworn,
says that at the Town of Randall, in said
County and State, each and all the
persons whose names appear subscribed
to the above and foregoing petition,
signed the same freely and Voluntarily,
circulated the said petition; aud that
each and all of them are personally
known to affiant to be legal voters Of
the time of signing said petition as
AUGUST BLOMQUIST.
Subcribed and sworn to before me this
18th day of June, Il. D. 1907.
DON NJ. CAMERON,
CNotarial SeaD Notary Public,
Morrison County, Morrison County.
Mimi. MINI
My Commission expires Feb 10Th, 1914
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
kidnappers Murder Child.

New Orleans, June 24.-Two miles
III the interior Of big swamp near
this city the headless body of Walter
Lamana, aged eight, an Italian child
who was kidnapped and held for $4,000
ransom two weeks ago, has been
found. He had been strang]ed to
death, according to the confession of
one of several italians held by the
notice.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
JOHNSON NOW A Ii, D,

Degree Conferred on the Governor Of
Minnesota.
Commencement week at the Univer-
sity Of Pennsylvania came to an end
when the 151st annual graduation
exercises were held. Degrees were
given to $50 students. The degree of
doctor of laws was conferred upon
Governor Johnson of Minnesota, among
others. Governor Johnson delivered the
commencement grafton. He took for
his subject "The University Days Or
portunity"
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
st. Paul Union Stock Yards.

st. Paul, June 24.-Cattle-Good to
choice steers, $5.50@5.75; fair to good.
$4.00@5.00; good to choice COWS and
heifers, $3.50@4.75; veals, $4.25@5.25.
Hogs-$6.55@5.S0. Sheep-Wethers.
$5.00@5.50; good to choice lambs.
$6.25@6.50; spring, $650@7.O0.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
A Model Tenant

Applicant-"I see you advertised
for janitor, sir. l am married-no
children; neat, honest, patient and
tactful!"
Agent-''1 regret to say you would
hardly do as janitor, my friend, but
wait. Couldn't get you as tenant?''
Judge.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that petition. of
which the following is a copy, has been
Mlsd IN the office Of the County Auditor Of
that hes GGiupty state Of Minnesota. and
ton before the County Board at the Office
Of o. ne G; county Auditor of said County, in
d G1y o Ct Lit Little Falls a on the
W1LL1AM A. BUTLER,
County Auditor.
10 The Board Of County Commissioners
We, ths anaer siGaasaY 'ie9a, voters of the
I 1s.:19a Of Randall in said County, hereby
petition ;, your Honorable Board, in accord
the General Iaws, iso7. 4 to chanse the u
name OF said town of Randall, and sug-
gest that the official name Of said Town!
t pc ! ShhanEed from "Randall", as aforesaid.
Dated at the Town of Randall, this 18th
day of June, \. T., 1907:
August Blomquist.
John Thelander,
Alfred A: Fredrickson.
John A. Schelin.
Lars A. Peterson.
81. L. Kartner.
Herman Hanson.
Louis Anderson.
Hugo Nelson
Aug. Gustafson.
Z. Carlson
tehn 7 2a' ateon.s
Vicktor Erickson,
p. Nylen.
Gust II; Klingberg.
n. E. Ackerberg.
E. Micjaels.
6 !eof r. N Eind.
John Kendahl.
Geo. U. Cunningham.
Chas. T. Nordstron.
Fred Cook.
Andrew Hedln.
August M5t I?ndah1.
Ole H: Johnson.
A. Peterson,
Albin Sander=on.
Frank Skogberg.
H. E. Nelson.
P. Hermanson.
John F. johnson.
Albert Briese.
August Nelson.
A. Ostrich.
Herman Johnson.
c. A. Swanson.
Frank Rendahl.
Ed Fredrickson
John Larson.
0. A. Thingstad.
4ACO!OO1c oOucISCIOn.
John Regne1l.
Up. Johanson.
Emil Olson.
Charles Anderson.
L. J. Anderson.
Charles Nelson.
H. Sanderson.
Daniel Carlson.
"A. P. Anderson
G. E. Sundborg.
Axel F. lyman.
Christ Larson,
Chas. H. Carlson.
Carl Akerberg.
0. HI. Bigalka.
E. Rosenberg.
Peter Leljegreen.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
SHORT TALKS By
L. T. COOPER.
MEDICINE.

It's curious what some people believe Q
medicine will do. They seem to think
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28

We have sold and are selling &reat
Quantities of these famous medicines.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28
NOTICE OF EXPIRATION OF RE
DEMPTION

Office of the County Auditory
County of Morrison,
State of Minnesota
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-06-28

One day on)v-returning every month
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-12
OIL FOR RICH, CLASN HAIR.
Product of Olive kcc,''-tc :oc Beauty
CT Glossy ,rsscas.

Product of Olive toccr~t. 90 Beauty
CT Glossy ,rescas.
Returning recently from South
America, Mrs. ". S. Covles. wife of
the rear admiral, announced she had
discovered why Spanisl-American
women had ha:r of such gloss and
blackness-clOssier than their cousins
of old Spain, as RUE. and Of richer
black Olive oil, said Mrs. Cowles,
was the secret.
She learned in the course Of her sub
sequent journeying that ninety-nine
Latin beauties il every hundred oiled
their hair with the unctiOus product
of the olive, and that TIE Eabit ac-
counted for the beauty OF their
tresses. 1t was easy to understand, she
remarked, that olive Oil darkened the
locks, and no one familiar with its nOur-
ishing qualities would wonder that it
gave new strength to the hair.
Olive oil is new to North Americans
as a hair tonic, though other kinds
were used even By men until soap at
tanned it's present popularity. Carl
Formes, the basso--he was christened
Karl, but changed the spelling so he
might sign his name with musical
notes for the initials-used to anoint
his coal-colored name nightly with kerr
osene.
It wasn't the most fastidiOus habit
in the world, perhaps, but it kept him
black haired to an advanced age-in
fact, it made the hue CT his hair out
last the vigOr of his voice. BLACK
Jack" Logan, the Union armys great
cavalry general, was suspected of oil
ing his hair with the same kind of
crude fluid, but his most intimate
friends always denied it.-New York
Press.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-12
His Wife's Quiet Reproach.

Admiral Capps, in an address to a
temperance society, told how drink
had once caused the downfall of a
brave soldier
In the course of the sad story he
said:
Sometimes after debauch, the
man would be repentant, humble. He
would promise his wife to do better;
but, alas, the years taught her the
baIrenness Of all such promises.
One night, when he was getting
to be an old mana prematurely old
man, thin limbed. stoop shOuldered,
with red trimmed eyes-he said to his
wife sadly:
You're a clever woman, Jenny; a
courageous, active, good woman. You
should have married a better man
than l am. dear
She looked at him, and thinking of
what he once had been, she answered
in a quiet voice:
"I did, James," n
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-12
Meant Well, but Talked Too Much,

Some years ago there was employed
on one of our Jig Minnesota ranches
farm hand whose sententiousness
taciturnity wc:2 lin the name of BILL
the Silent" {. ! certain occasion he
was sent with : young fellow named
Nick to clear e re LAID on the border
of the ranch.
Don't talk to i'm, Nick" the ranch
er warned the lung man, ''Or he will
throw Up his job. Just let him alone"
Though naturally talkative, Nick fol-
lowed injunctiCns. All day long the
two men worked in absolute silence,
and after supper meditatively pulled
at their cC-rcC5s. but all without a
word. A. length Bill the Silent slow
ly removed his rire and gravely re-
married, Il seen COW to-day in the
clea. IN"
so Gid L. subjoined Nick, prompt
ly, agreeably surprised at Bills socia-
bility; but it wasn't a cow-it was a
bull"
Bill made no rejoinder and Nick
feared to make any further comments.
In a few minutes both rolled them
selves in their blankets and went to
sleep.
Next morning, instead of resuming
his work, Bill wrapped up his tools in
his blanket and strapped the bundle
on his back.
What's up?" asked Nick. mot
go1n', are you?"
yep"
you are? What fOr?"
There's too much argument in
this camp"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-12
Fat PASSENGERS Advantane

Whiting and blowing, the f. pas
senger began, to climb to TIE ~Dper
berth in the sleeping car.
Pretty hard work, isn't it's said
the man in the lower berth.
at is" answered the fat passenger,
"for a man of my weight"
How much do you weigh, may
ask"
Three hundred and eighty-seven
pounds"
Hold on: Take this one;" ex-
claimed the other, his hair beginning
to rise on end "I'd rather sleep in
the upper berth, anyway. The ven-
tilation is better"