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Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

what are you looking 50 happy over,
old man?'
81 am rejoicing over the birth Of
twins
Great Scott. ! congratulate your
Don't congratulate ne. Go and con
graduate E,ans Hes the lucky man.
| never did like him, Philadelphia In
uuirpr.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

The state of Georgia has just passed
law putting all saloons in that state
out of business. The booze seller is
getting it in the neck in all parts of
the country, and about next December
Pullman will join the procession.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

The WidoWer-I'ye always said that
If ! married again l should choose &
Girl who is as good as she is beautiful
Miss Willing-Really, this is very sud
den, George, but | accept you, of
course.-Pick Me Up.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

WANTED-For U. S. Army, able
bodied unmarried men between ages of
q and 3d. citizens of United States: of
good character and temperate habits,
who can speak, read and write English.
For information apply to Recruiting
Officer, Henry Building, Pullman.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03
Womnn,s Marked Down Age.

Howell-You have a sister older than
yourself, I believe? Powell-She was
born first, but she isn't older.-New
York Press.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

The Herald's suggestion of a street
fair this fall meets with general favor
amorg our people. And we can hold
it too without grating people at every
turn-won't even have to sell pools on
the horse races.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

Some hobo who was told to "move
on, - or who had been given an inter
view before the police Judge, may
have thought he was getting even when
he put that plug in the fire hose.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

The yield extra good" the quality
extra good, and the price "extra
good. 3" That's what makes the Pa
louser feel "extra good. -
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

FOR SALE-House and 2 lots %
blocks from Main St., Pullman Wash.
Good view of town. Price $500. For
particulars address Box 461, Pullman,
Wash. If 26
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

FOR SALE-As | am about to leav
Pullman l offer my residence and lot
for sale at bargain.
45 Ralph c. Sargent.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

When money does not talk too much
II may properly be termed a modest
sum.~Nashville Democrat.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

A liar is sooner caught than a Grip
pie. Spanish proyerb.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03
AUCTIONEER'S
n D 7 | CE

If you are going to have sale
you can't afford to experiment.
Owing to extensive business in the
Auctioneering line and being in
communication with stock buyers,
I am better prepared to conduct
sales more satisfactorily than in the
past My terms are the same to
everyone in Washington or Idaho.
Satisfaction guaranteed in every
case. Terms as low as the lowest.
Before making your sale call on or
address, ]. B. HICKS,
Pullman, Wash.
The Old Reliable Auctioneer
All property sold at public auction on
the streets of Pullman by me in future
will have per centage charged whether
bid in or not.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

Pullman is growing just twice as
rapidly as any other town in the Inland
Empire.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03

Dated at Colfax, Wash, this oath day
of June, 1907.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
REPORTED ALLIANCES.

This is year OF alliances, II Is re-
ported that England and Italy have
signed some kind of an agreement re-
garding all affairs of importance 10 the
Mediterranean countries. This report,
n true. Is Ut in Lerest In connection with
tho statement from Constantnople that
the uuIted States is about 10 take more
active measures to enforce its demands
Tor official recognition OF the American
schools and missionary establishments
I'M Turkey. should tho removal OF the
existing difficulties ne much longer de.
layed, 1t would then appear that be-.
fore this country takes any steps
asanst Turkey, England and Italy
musl he consulted.
Another report hos 1t that England
Erance Russia and Japan nave en-
tered into an agreement regarding
heIr interests Ina eastern Asia, Tho
NeW York Sun regards This alliance as
i'm Tho interest ~ tho peace " tho world;
because ~ relieves both Russia and
Great Britain N tho necessity NJ main
tsintng large military cstabishmcnis
in Asia. 'Cndtr tho circumstances. -
tho sun argues "thcrc seems to be no
plausible prrteNt rcr continuing to Inn
pose th" burden ot vast military and
naval armamrnts On the physical and
pecUniary resources NJ civilized PEG.
pies ] would be hard indeed, to con.
cetve OF a coDluncnre more Favorable
than is the present year for n consider
able reduction Of expenditure in thos'
directions
The question Is. however. how doe
Japan regard her agreement with tbs
powers named Japan is. II is sup
posed, determined 10 make her innu
cnce paramount In eastern Asia, Wi
The reported alliance make her AFRO,
! giant toward powers not IN the agree
menu We arc NOT In favor or big mill
tary establishments. But, until IA,
peace IDEA prevails and mbItIa tion j,
made compulsory. we see no sscop
from especial naval expenditures, it Tia,
country IN to maintain lis position
among The nations VI the world.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
NO COMPARISON,

once IN a while commentators on
sbe extraordinary movement oi'sl'''''
cd Nv the now departed prctendcr ~
divine authority Mr. Do7vie InaNV
comparisons between him Hua 'ne
Prophet Joseph: between the zion "
fhs Dowietes, and the Church lP
so,ne. such comparisons may seem l'e'7
tnert. but they ARE net
rhere ir one point of difference whlch
q "a marked and 20 essential, AS 10 eN7
clude every possibility OF drawing pa'
s,7eis successfully. Dowie IVES p'a~
,teauy an allen with alien feelings y"
,rn,d ,be institutions 81 this country
u. was one OF the prophets VINO
arise once In a while and and tan''
with the Constitution and popular gov
,vonen; generally. He was despol'
advocating a despotle form oi soNe..-
r,ept. The Prophet Joseph On ''ie
contrary. taught that this form Oh gov
,,-,n,ont Is from the Almighty anu
that n IL the duty 81 all good citizens
80 .ustain II. And this is The MOT
,s,o,,p dnctrIpe today 1t ever was.
The Latter day Saints have always VI"
dors,ooA that the acts of lawless HUBS
rere not to be charged 10 the govern.
mont although at times It has looked
az ,f sonu4 officials we're party 70 'he
ronsniracI.s. But even when tpeir eA-
sarieuoes have been dlscourasing 10
tba last degree, they have remembered
that their duty WAS to Stand by the law
and the lawful authorities, and rather
Withdraw from tho nobs than To en-
cage IN war with them. Dowie AGAIN
and again preached tho doctrine that
the government does not derive us
mower from the governed, and Votpa,
Il is said. proclaims the same heresS-
This is so different from the opinions
hed by the members of the Church.
that comparison between the two or
Eanfzations is cut of the question: Inc
Prophet Joseph WAS a true American
ri sturdy American ancestry, His firm
LOYALTY and manly patriotism we're
among his many fine qualities The
Church Is American in It's structure
and spirit, just as the first church
was. IN sense, Hebrew. This fact
should not be overlooked by those who
fancy they can see some resemblance
between Dowieism and "Morncn-
1sm-' There is In reality none except
such as can be found between poNsie's
church and every other religious body
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
NO NEED OF MUD SINGING.

Some OF our contemporaries seem 10
take delight in singing mud after the
members of the defnnct legislatures III
their respective states, as they hurry
home. scattering in all directions, Call
ifornia papers are very strong in their
denuncIatious OF the legislators of that
state. We presume, though that harsh
criticism OF public men is really con-
demnation of the public. by whose au-
thorlty they hold public positions Us
1t not true that stream does not rise
higher than its source2
Legislators, we fancy. have many
difficulties to contend with, and are en-
titled to every consideration courtesy
demands They are expected to secure
for the sections they happen TO repre-
sent advantages entirely out OF propof-
ton to the Importance OF those Sec
tons, and unless they meet such I'M
reasonable expectations, they are crit
iclzed as unit for the position, no mat
ter how active they have been In the
promotion of the general interests OF
the public. Then, they are not left 10
do their work conscientiousiy, as they
see it. They are prodded from all sides
and annoyed by representations that
bring confusion instead OF light upon
the subjects that are UP for discussion
Much valuable time is lost on that ae-
count
We believe the majority of the men
sent TO the various legislatures are hon
est. desiring 10 do the best they can
for tho promotion OF public welfare
and that many are intellectually lar
above the average Mistakes neces-
sarily occur. since no human lnsiitu-
ton Is infallible. But there is this
consolation that under the American
form OF government, the people has
the power and the opportunity OF cor
rcetlng all plumbers of officials. before
any serious harm is done, by new cleo
tlOns
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
SHEETS AND SHAME.

IT was not altogether surprising that
4he ..American" members OF the City
Council last night voted TO retain
Ceorge Sheets as head OF the police de-
rartment. He is apparently giving
the kind of an administration that a
majority of them want--an administrsl-
ton that reelss With <saudal and fraud
ana to which a dcticir OF more than
forty thousand dollars attaches in
single year as compared with the reVe'
nues OF the preceding municipal regi-
me where has all this vast sum of
money gone: The question has often
been asked. IT has never been saiisfac-
torlly answered. The statement that
the clements which contributed these
receipts are not doing business here
now is VIGOROUSLY untrue as proclaimed
in the open City Council two weeks ago
by Mr.. MuIvey who, above all officials
IN Salt Lake. outside OF The police them
selves. knows what he Is talking about,
At that time he boldly said: 81 am
somewhat surprised, not 10 sag sorry,
that gentlemen win get upon this floor
and deny THAI gambling is carried on
IA Salt Lake. Ql course 1t Is and we
all know it--yon know it, know st,
1t is simply a question Of how much or
how little there shall hs Of it, Other
vices exist Just the same way, Now let
us stop saying they don't. never want
10 hear tho subject on this floor again
as long az ann a member vi this BODY
Thus Is "Antericansnl' condemned
out az The month ~ one OF its chief
servants hui one who hiss, on occasion,
thc temerlty TO speak what he 'bnSs;
~ telI tile truth so plainly and 30 toToi-
bly, AS 10 uonfound stl OF the official de-
nlcrs IT tho party. and 10 change IL not
Jifcnce the absnthe erased cIy of the
organ which IL wont 20 shrek. "Nhank
sod for the American party The de-
IiveEy OF tho above body blow has nlds
several Of the gang Wobhle pcrcop'ihly,
and caused them to inquire Has Null
Vty gone mad ar has Ne sold ont to he
iaicrarchT' or cOuac, they knew thgt
he had done neither, He had IN an iln-
IsHnl moment upon the floor ~ tb-
council nude an admission chat almost
drove some OF hls associates crazy II
was full continuation OF All chat had
been charged by the law and ordrs lcc-
ple and press NJ The uity.
Now hon, IN the language OF ihc res,
oluilon offered last nIshi FOR the re-.
moyal Of sheets as chief of police. with.
out resa,a 80 hls guilt or Innocence IA
the MoWhirter robbery, there is amplr
evidence 10 show his ucompotenoy and
urhtncss for tho important trust thtl
has been committed 10 him. TO have
endorsed hire ms Tie American mcnt
bHrs Of tho city Council last nigh wa
clearly vose Tor Sheets and sharnc- u
Mas krayo mistake
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
DENATuRED ALCOHOL.
Springfield republican.

The manufacturer Of denatuEed alec
hol under the fTee-ot-toS law has no.
as yet made great progress but wess-
ern farmers are as hopeful as ever re-
garding the ultimate industrial conse-
duences of this enactment Thus they
are calculating in Iowa that as s,ND-OyV
acres of corn are annually planted ~
that state, and as each acre produces
not less than 10 tons of cornstalks. and
each ton OF stalks produces lsQ pounus
of acknowledgements the state could
annually produce Il. 900 pounds OF
alcohol or l,Si40OC.o0o gallons at value
OF say 10 cents a gallon, and this mere
" as a by-product, From cornstalks
alone the state would be able 10 OBJ
tain alcohol enough to run all Its fac-
tories and all its railroads and street
railways. and heat all of It's houses be-
sides. 1t Is time, however. to stop fig.
urlng out the possibilities ct the free
alcohol policy, and proceed to- estab-
fish some actual results along these
lines.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

decidedly interesting. out Of 1t alt
in the very center Of the ruin mat was
wrought, rises hgain the active and
commanding figure OF ID. H. HARTMANN
apparently fas from being dethroneu'
and ytIn the Napoleon or Wall street
iinancs."
one causttc commentator Frankly
admits that he cannot understand Mt
Enrrlnan. He should remember there
are countless thousands In the same
class as himself and that 1t includes
such notabies rs Rockefeller James j.
Fiji. y. pIerp0nt Morgan and other
WORTHLESS OF the money world ~ they
did com prehend him they might take
bis measure" which thus far they APP
pear 10 have been unable 10 do. The
writer notes with wonderrnent Mir.
Harrltnau's sudden inclination 20 talk.
and says that the gentleman Is ac-
tually becoming garruIous and tlking
tho public into his confidence IN the
strnngest possible fashion, and adds
that he Is getting enough free news
paper and magazine advertising space
10 turn the heads of all the great ac-
tresscs OF the country with envy Mr.
Harriman's reversal OF form from be-
Ing the most unspproachable man
on Wall street to the most approach
able has Jarrad the financial district
thoroughly. Much speculation IS M
duIged in as 70 whether he Is not
playing some rusc. ana whether the
trankness he Is now exhibiting Is OK
IS carat quality and Will stand the
acid test which the people viii apply
Ia H. So far as the Deseret News Is
concerning IL knows OF no reason why
he should be doubted Should
nv continue to- do what he has evil
GENTLY started 10 do with honest mo-
tlves in the way of taking the public
into his confidence as regards the con
duct OF the vast interests under his
management and control 1t means the
beginning of new era In American
tfnance. II by his daily transactions
with the American people he can
make 1t clear to all that he Is
not in sympathy with the sentiment
indignantly but expresslvely uttered
by that other wall street railroad king,
the late Commodore Van cerbllt. The
plbllc be id" he can accomplish
much TOR this country. No other man
today can take that stand with the
certainty OF producing such far-reach-
ing results Why he should be be-
rated AT the very outset OF new
policy is something we fail 10 grasp
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
DEsERET EVENING NEWS TUESDAY MARCH 10 1907

| ferred Ia Is sbrainstorni." One of thc
experts" declared that that ia what
allied the slayer OF white, whom he
committed the mufderous decd, He
was suffering from "brainstorn." An
other expert adopted The word and az
planned that "a bralnstorn1 is a mental
illumination" whatever that Is.
The word seemed 10 all a long felt
want. Only a few days after its coin
age 1t was in general circulation. "A
fellow whom an nnsclentihc officer had
mistaken for common drulnkard ex-
plsined 10 the magistrate that at the
time he had attracted the attention OF
the representative OF the law, he WAS
suffering from 'brainstcrnn. Think
OF the possibilities of the use OF that
word Why should 1t not he eonven-
lent substitute for "kleptomania?" Or.
for any mysterious term denoting hW-
man depravity? Insanity has lost Its
popularity, being overworked.
1t Will be remembered, perhaps, that,
some years ago a fellow was arrested
for the murder ot merchant some
where In New Jersey. He explained
that he had not willingly committed the
act. but that he had been driven ia II
By little black man who followed him
nbou: and gave him no peace until he
had done murder. He explained that
this little black man was y chap named
Wolf. and he regarded him as his other
and worse self He told about having
LETT several places because Wolf came
there and also declared that Wolf had
passed bad checks on htn and made his
life miserable. The upshot OF the trial
was that tho fellow was Sent away to
an asylum for the criminal insane OF
course. this 'black man. business cam
not do service every time justice is to be
fooled, "Bralnstorm- is a convenient
variation from the more common de-
vices.
In the interest Of public morality,
however, it would be better if "brain~
storm and other meaningless terms inv
vented for the purpose of covering up
crime We're refused a place in current
literature. 'utnwritten law is another
much abused term, the legitimate
meaning or which seems TO be almost
lost.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
THE RUSSIAN DONNA.
san Franelnee chronloIe.

The ereTYescence which marked the
opening Of the Russian Douma Ia sub.
siding and the members are showing y
disposition 10 proceed with more eau b.
tlon In the attainment OF their pur.
poses, II Ia Well Cor them that they
realize that rlotcus demonstrations car
accomplish nothing. II this knowledge
IL thoroughly ground into the systems
Of the Russian people, they viii prob
ably turn their attention 70 more peace,
fnl methods on getting what they want
In the Ions run they wlll achieve more
by pursuing tho latter collrso than they
could by butting thelr heads against
HE stone wall Of Autoeracy The auIet
dripping OF conservative demands VIII
wear out the rock Of Russian absolut-
ism much moro effectively than at
tsmptH To shatter II with dynamite.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

whether the smoke Is INJURIOUS or not.
pleasant or not II IL blown INTO our
faces In walting-ropinss elevators nsu
Offices, and we are compelled TO preaNn !
II, wonder how many nnen Woulat
Ieel at ease IN the presence OF woine,s
If they knew that thoir sobacco-soaket
persons were ofrenslve2 Many men
who are tidy and clean In every othsI
respect have such tobacco laden breseh
that one breads n conversation whlch
otherwise would be a. pleasure u amy
man doubts this. jnst let him ask Some
other man who does not use TOBACCO
and who is frank enough TO tell the
truth
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
WAIT AND SEE.

Utah people aro iust beginning 10
receive the large eastern papers oon-
sinlns VINO accounts Of the recent
Wall street crash IN which values
wcnt toppllnE with such rapidity and
With such consequences "a 10 stArtle
the financial world. Though they
contain nothing more In the way of
nam tacts than ''Nevs' readers have
~sceas had by telegraph. thoy are
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Dr Charles Loomls Dana If New
York has recently declared THAI the
arms of women arc becoming anatomical
vestlRes like the vemiform appendix,
and In time may be replaced by Ans or
wings And when that day comes tie
ardent lover can SAY with SENSE, "Fly,
O lily with me-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

The best thing that can happen 10
Wall street is to make 1t understand
that every time It has a financial
"brain storm It cannot run to WASH
lngton and get relief
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Oars heap o. colleges started"
said Uncle Eben. but I'd feel safer II
mo OF EN- was givin' special lessons In
how 70 run a railroad wlfout hurtin'
nobody "--Washington Star.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Why doesn I the man who discovered
that the soul has specific weight. in
vent nickel. in the-slot- soul- wel Ching
machine? There's millions In II.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Mrs. Bacon~Street during Miss
Skreeches vocal solo):---'Do you enjoy
Howets Mr.. PorkhamF' Mr.. Porkham
(fron Chicagoy; --"YoN bet I don'tt
And it there's mother verse 10 that
song, I'm going 10 get out Town and
Country.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

II 'rhavs money should leave him in
4 night no one would maintain for a
single moment that he is or ever was
crazy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
JUST FOR FUN.

is Maud taking a day off to celebrate
her birthday" mo: she's taking a
year off. Boston Transcript.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

People like 10 be bossed," says the
London Times. But not nearly so well
as the bosses like to boss,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

No class of people are more intcr-
csted in the good roads movement than
the members OF the theatrical PROBES
sion.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Reporter; II called. sir, to ask you if
you could tell the anything OF the at
fairs OF the bank whose wreck is just
announced Substantial Citizen Good
heavens. man. how should / know any
thing about its affairs? Why, I'm one
Of the board Of directors" Baltimore
American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Only "A utopian would predict the
completion of the Panama canal in
eight years Yet there are utopians
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
BREWING OF TRANSFORMS.

The Thaw trial has contributes
new term 70 tho already we'll supplied
language Of this country. The term re-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

You have three pairs OF glasses, Pro-
fessor2' Yes. ] use one to read with
one 10 see at "A distance and the third
20 find the other Two. '-Fllesende
Blaetter-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Listen to the mocklng bird II viii
soon be singing Clean up your back-
yards"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Mr.. John D. Rockefeller is giving
generously and cheeTfully. The Lord
loves a cheerful giver
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

On this trip to Europe Mr.. j. P. Nor.
gan will buy no copes-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Six days shalt thou labor at six
dollars a day and do what thou ltkest
on the seventh" say the plumbers.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

She: do you believe In metempsy-
Ghosts 2" He: NAV. i don't take no
stock in any but reg lar prescriptions"
Baltimore American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

And now the scientific authorities say
that boiled water Is nat. stale. and un-
healthy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

Abe Ruefs trial has again been
postponed. but still his fate awaits
him.