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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
SEATTLE A PORT FOR BIRDS
United States Game Warden to Visit
Every State In the Union.

Every State In the Union.
"It will be a matter of only few
years before Japan and Australia will
be shipping birds to the Pacific coast
in great quantities." was the statement
recently made by DR.. Theodore L.
Palmer of the department of agricul-
ture at Washington, who is visiting w.
Ref, county game warden, says the
Seattle (Wash.) Times.
1.-THE importation Of birds and ami
mails is superintendent by the depart
ment of agriculture" said DR.. Palmer.
81 estimate the number of birds i'm
ported into this country at something
like 100000 a year. In New York
alone more than 10000 birds are i'm
ported in the four weeks preceding
Christmas With the development Of
the northwest and the increase in the
number of ships plying between Seat
tie and Asiatic ports believe that in a
few years thousands of birds will be
shipped to Seattle annually
DR.. Palmer, while officially connect
ed with the department Of agriculture,
is in reality United States game ward
en-. He is now on tour of every
state in the Union for the purpose Of
comforting with the various state ward
ems, studying conditions in every sec
ton, gathering reports, court decisions
with reference to game, state game
laws and everything imaginable even
remotely connected with the subject of
game. Since Jan. he has visited
every state east of the Mississippi,
with the exception of Florida and
Michigan. He is now touring the west,
and no state will be overlooked.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
REGISTRY Booth For One.

It cost the city of New York $500 to
register one voter recently in the bor-
ough of Brooklyn because John Leary,
fftyfour years old, an employee Of the
park department, is, the only voter and
his house is the only house in the
Twenty ninth election district of the
Sixteenth assembly district. Mr.. Leary
appreciated the humor Of the situation
and proceeded to get the most out of
it. Throughout the day he walked in
and out Of the parlor in a tantalizing
way, each time making out that he
had come to register. Then he would
change his mind. He did not register
until night.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
A SQUARE DEAL

you you buy Family Medicines
for all the ingredients entering them printed on the Dot
wrappers formula are being complete
and You know what for aud that 1ne
gradients gathered Natures laboratory being selected from
the valuable native medicinal found IN our Aerf
forests While potent perfectly harmless even to
the most delicate and children.
Not drop Of alcohol composition much better
agent used both for extracting and the medicinal principles
them v-pue ycerine proper strength
This intrinsic medicinal properties of its being
valuable antepuc and anfermen nutrive and soothing
0lycerne plays important part Golden Med
ica Discovery in the of Indigestion dyspepsia and weak stomach
attended by sing vearbun foul breath coated
appetite gnawng feeling stomach boness and kindred derange
ments Of the stomach, liver and bowels
Besides curing the distressing ailments the "Goden Med
ical specific all
caa passages stomach
pelvic Even in its Lucrative will yield this
egn remedy its use be pesevered in In Chronic ch of the
Nasal we'll while taking the vGoden Medical Discovery
for the constitutional cleanse the freely
two three times day with Sages Remedy This
thorough of treatment generally
In coughs and hoareness lung
affections consumption its advanced stages sGoen
Medical Discovery" remedy especially
nate by congestion
cha good
coughs arising sudden colds
sumption its advanced medicine will
the obstinate hangon chronic coughs which neglected badly
treated lead consumption the best medicine taken
If the sweet taste the vDscove" caused by the gycerne
disked few drops lemon juice orange juice
dose will make it agreeable and pleasant will slightest
interfere with its beneficial effects
It's insult intelligence TO endeavo to
Pees worldamed medicines which COMPOSITION
Most dealers they know
what made employed among
the valuable that medicine be made Of
The true of leading physicians who recon-
mend the they know exactly that their
ingredients the best known medical cure of
the several diseases which
With tricky dealers different.
Something else that pays them little greater urged
Must good"
accept substitute azkuwn c0boaom and without any particular
record place of DR. Perces medicines which
COMPOSITION and have record of behind them
You know what business to supply that
Insist Il. - -
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
$500 Acres U. S. Homestead

farming and grazing land will be
thrown open on the Lower Brule Re
servation, a few miles from Pierre, S.
D., the state capital, October 7th to
18th. Reached direct by the train SER
vice of the Chicago & North Western
R'y. Registration at U. S. Land Of
fee. Pierre, October 7th to 18th. Home
seekers rates first and third Tuesdays
of each month. For folders, maps and
particulars apply to any ticket agent
of the North Western Line.
w. B. Kniskern,
Passenger Traffic Manager.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
sH0meSeekerS' Rates s..-a..-s

Via the Minneapolis & ST. Louis r.
r. On first and third Tuesdays of
each month, to Nebraska, Kansas,
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, In
dian Territory, Texas, New Mexico,
Colorado, and other States. Stop
overs allowed and tickets limited
twenty-one days. For rates, time OF
trains, etc., call on agents or address
A. B. Cults, G. 2. & 7. A., Minnea-
polls, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
Likes to Be Called Teddy.

President Roosevelt likes to be called
Teddy. Mayor Malone Of Memphis,
Tenn, says that the president told him
so during the parade there In these
words:
Il am glad the American people cali
me Teddy. It fills me with pride to
have such term Of endearment APP
piled to me-"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
Costly Monotony In Dress.

Our clothes are all alike, and this
monotony has led to unlimited ex-
travagances. What has not been done
to make the eternal pinafore frock
look original? New celebrations are
invented daily, each one more expen-
sive than the last. but nobody is de-
ceived. 1t is still the old pinafore. on
" little madden, a little dearer, ev-
cry day.-London Graphic
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16

You never have any trouble to get
children to take Kennery's Laxative
Cough Syrup. They like it because it
tastes nearly like maple sugar. Kenne-
ds's Laxative Cough Syrup is a safe,sure
and prompt remedy for coughs and colds
and is good for every member of the
family. Sold by Eu.. A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
The sacred crocodiles of Egypt were
buried with her proudest kings.
Comfort.

Little Mary's mamma gave Uncle
Ben, the coachman, directions to
drown lot of kittens, but not to let
Mary know of it. She heard of the
order in some way and said to Ben,
with tears in her eyes: Uncle Ben,
please warm the water. It will be
more comfortable. st. Louis Repub-
lie.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
An Unfortunate lnterruption.

M OHTortUndte IHteFrUPtIOn.
George was just going to propose
to me last night
Sand what happened?''
"a tire blew up, and then he couldn't
think of anything else."- Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-16
IT'S TIM TO PLAN
ACALIF0RNIA T RIP

The season this year promises to be one of the
greatest California has had. There is much to
do and to see in California, the land Of outdoor
sports and open-air life. Go and see it and enjoy
it. California can show you nearly every form Of
outdoor diversion Every possible preference
you may have in regard to living your tastes
and your purse-can be best suited at California
hotels. California and the Pacific Coast, splendid
in climatic and health building conditions, offer
the opportunity Of life time for building up a new
home The best Of train service is offered via the
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27
SHREWD DETECTIVE WORK
Two Dangerous Enemies of Prosperity
Dragged from Their. LARS
and Exposed.

The ever-vigilant bureau Of entomology
at washington announces the detection OF
two dangerous enemies Of society, the
skulking melAnoplus difrerentialis and the
equally furtive melanoplus bivittatus Both
Of these malefactors are kT own by aliases,
the first masquerading as the Differential
Grasshopper and his pal as the Two
striped Grasshopper. The Wholesale de-
struetion and robbery OF alfalfa fields in
the west having stirred up the insect
sleuths OF the bureau, It Is now announced
that the two individuals mentioned have
been Identified. and steps are now on foot
to apprehend them and their oonfederates.
The bureaus detectives by shrewd work
were able TO capture some OF the female
relatives Of DiRerential and rwo-stripe,
and astounding revelations are made Of
the family history Of the notorious pair.
Not only has the bureau Swallowed the
alfalfa thieves TO their homes and exposed
the family skeletons, but It has revealed
the manner in which the two ringleaders
have handled their gangs ard carried on
their audacious operations. The bureau
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27
LAST OF THE CATTLE BARoNs
Large Bunches I'm Northern
Colorado.

The selling Of the last hoof Of the Wyatt
brothers cattle herd, some 1900 head,
marks the retirement from the stock
business Of the last OF the northern Colo
RADIO cattle barons, who iourished for thirty
years across northern Colorado as nowhere
else in the world
Then II was that the cattle had free
range from the Rocky mountains for 200
miles eastward and forty miles from north
to south, with the Cache La Poudre and
Platte rivers doing double duty as boun-
diaries OF the strip and affording water sup
ply. The valleys and plains were covered
with buffalo grass early in the spring.
which by fall had cured for winter pasture
for the 10000 head Of cattle.
But one by one In the last fifteen years
the stockmen and their herds have re-
treated into more restricted territory, as
the barbed wire fences of the homesteader
invaded the government land. At last
none but the Wyatt brothers ranch,
known as Ranch 50, by It's owners brand,
Ave miles east OF Ault, was left to re-
mind one OF the time when cattle was king
Of the region
AS irrigation made constant inroads into
the cattle range one by one the old cattle
men sold out and with business acumen
Invested their sales In farm lands. Lou
Wyatt sold out in 1908 and Frank Wyatt
moved to White Bird. Idaho, to engage
IN the business there. 'Jud" Brush and
Asa Sterling secured big tracts of the
once range and planted II to alfalfa and
potatoes; Bruce Johnson went In the
ranch and banking business. not few in
the words of the cowboy have gone over
the range" Frank Benton, he OF the big
''sombrero' and happy smile was among
the very last to dispose OF his cattle in
terests but even he succumbed TO the ad-
vance Of the pillow and the ditch to abide
In Denver and shake his head over the
good old days on the plain.
The Wyatt ranch consists OF 5000 acres
and parts OF II are already under culti-
walton. 1t Is proposed TO bring the re-
mainder under tlllage in a short time
Denver Republican.
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27

where he owns It all, knows everything,
wants to hug everybody, and is the very
biggest fool in seventeen states. When the
stun begins to die out he is on the verge
Of a good case Of monkeys There Is no
drinking schedule 80 sure OF producing
jim-jam in short order as Just dash OF
absinthe.'
While our Wisconsin manufacturers of
the oil which produces sbsinthe are getting
a good quality France win continue to
make the best grade, because the secrets
OF its manufacture have been known to
them for ages, and this secret has never
found It's way into the laboratories this
side Of the Atlantic, and doubt II 1t ever
will.
'Absinthe is a dangerous, green-eyed
fairy. and 1t is to be regretted that Ameri-
cans are now able to produce the brain
killing stun. It's use is growing with won
derful rapidlty Mark my words, It will
not be a great while before national legis-
lation against its manufacture in this
country will be asked for."-WashingtOn
Star.
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27

received word that alfalfa fields had been
poached In California, Colorado, Idaho,
Kansas, New Mexico, Utah and Texas,
showing how widespread are the activities
Of the gang. The discovery was also made
that the ringleaders had tracked the re-
clamation engineers who are opening UP
new alfalfa country.
Now that the Identity OF the robbers has
been established, It is suggested by the
bureau that farmers threatened by the
gang should organize for mutual protection.
One OF the weapons which is recommended
for use against the marauders Is called
the 'hopperdozer," a fiat tin pan filled with
kerosene and hauled around a held. The
grasshoppers are invited to jump into the
pan and be drowned. stili another means
OF coping with the enemy is TO watch where
the eggs are deposited and then TO smash
them before the young villains emerge A
third method, murderous, but effectual, IL
the placing OF bats and traps where MEM
bers OF the gang are wont to lounge about.
In addition to man, the alfalfa thieves
have a determined enemy in the fly rejoIc-
ing in the name OF saroophaga georglna.
This ny deposits her eggs upon the grass
hopper, and In due time the young occupant
OF the egg bores down into the grssshopper
and tries TO eat him out. Still another ally
Of man is a fungus parasite which attacks
the grasshopper while he is loafing on his
Job and smothers him In moss. Only by q
most active outdoor life can the hopper es-
capes the fate OF the mossbaok. and even
then he is in danger OF the hopperdozer,
the hgure-four and poisoned bait.
The bureau OF entomology has demon
strated again that Il is veritable Scot
land Yard. Now that Is has exposed the
operations OF the alfalfa poachers and
named the ringleaders the farmers OF the
country may be depended upon to round up
the members Of the gang.-Washington
Post.
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27
EDISON'S TUSSLE WITH SHARK
Inventor and Wife Hook on to Sea
Fighter and Land the
Fish.

Friends OF Mr.. and Mrs Thomas A. Ed
ison In West Orange have just learned
Of desperate struggle which the inventor
and his wife had recently In Florida with
shark which the latter had hooked while
fishing in a river near Mr.. Edison's south
ern laboratory The report stated that for
time Mr.. and Mrs. Edison were in immi-
nent danger OF being thrown into the water
and losing their lives.
Equipped with powerful lines, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edison had been fishing for tarpon,
but their success had been negative, and
the inventor was DOING when his wife
reused him by shrek Of alarm. Some
fish had been caught on the hook attached
to her line and had sped away SO rapidly
that the tackle had almost been torn out
OF her hands.
Mr.. Edison sprang to her aid and to-
gether they played the fish. but the rapidity
with which II sped away soon exhausted
the supply OF line and the two were forced
to use their utmost strength to retain not
only their prize, but their. tackle Presently
the boat began to move under the impulse
of the power transmitted over the cord
and shortly thereafter the two were being
towed rapidly down the river
Spectators on shore said the two struR-
gled desperately to stop the fish and wor-
ried for their safety. Mr.. Edison being
more than 90 years old and having lust
recovered from an illness. For fully a
half hour they watched the struggle and
several times saw the inventor recline in
tho bottom OF the boat, evidently to rest
At other times the boat was in great dan
ger Of being overturned.
At length the fish surrendered, the two
dragged It near to the boat. and then Mr..
Edison commenced to row toward shore.
while his wife. almost exhausted, chung to
her prize, still struggling. but conquered.
When the boat reached shallow water Mrs.
Edison's brother, who had been among
those watching the fight from shore, waded
out with a harpoon and killed the fsh-a
shark almost six feet long.
Mr.. Edison gave the shark to a taxider-
mist to have II mounted, and Il win he
shipped to their home In West Orange az
ocular proof Of Mrs. Edison's ability as a
fisherwoman.-New York Herald.
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27
LEFT HIS ESTATE TO PIGS
Cape Breton Man Hands n Large
Squeezed Lemon to His
Relatives.

Just to get, even with his relatives, who,
he declared, had fawned on him for years
and derided him behind his back while
waiting for him 10 die that they might In
herlt his life savings, Robert Macdonald
OF Lake Ainslee, Cape Breton, bequeathed
everything he owned to his two pigs. The
estate amounts to about 5000 and every
cent lie to 90 to the poTkers and their
keepers.
Macdonald had no near kin. but a dozen
distant relatives kept close track Of him
and he declared shortly before his death
that their only interest was In his money.
This belief soured him against the cousins,
but they were not aware Of the fact, and
when the old man passed away a fortnight
ago they FASTENED TO hear the will read
They we're greatly astonished and intensely
indignant when they learned of the disposi-
ton OF the property.
While Macdonald had never been known
20 keep swine, he no sooner learned from
his doctor that he must prepare TO die than
he sent to a neighboTing farmer and bought
two young pigs, a male and a female. These
he caused to be placed and fed in a pen al
the rear OF the house,
He then sent for his solicitor and dictated
his WILL saying that II he gave his fortune
hands Of pigs who denied their Identities.
and that he might as well give It I,
porlers which made no pretenses."
BY the terms OF this unique document tn
house Is TO be sold al auction. The fund
ACQUIRING from the sale are then 70 b
banked and the, interest together with tn
income from all other funds possessed b!
Mr.. Macdonald at the time OF his death
is TO be used to feed and care for the tw
pigs.
The attendant IL 70 provide pen at hi
/ own expense and receive for rental an
care the sum Of g a week. exclusive Of al
amount paid for food. The attendant
also TO be the executor, for which servie
he 10 10 reosive the regular fee.
II is stipulated that when the pigs shal
become hogs and multiply their youn
shall be cared for, shall their orsprinl
the fees 10 the attendant being raised
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27
CLANCY ON THE BENCH
FnvOrtte DiversiOns of q Montana
Judge when the Lawyers
Got Gay.

In his story OF ''The Fight of the Copper
Kings" OF Butte. Mont. In McClure's, c.
p. Connolly draws a pen picture OF a GER
tain Judge Clancy who was active IN the
struggle between the Helnze and Clark
forces for control OF the copper mines
The writer says:
At one time. the supreme court issued
supervisory writ directing Judge Clancy to
make a certain order in a case, either
granting or refusing a right 70 the Amalga-
mated. 80 that the matter might be finally
determined in the higher tribunal When
this was brought to the judges attention,
he announced that he would take the mat
ter under Amusement, The Judge had taken
other matters under advisement, and they
had never been heard Of afterward; It was
one way OF allowing Heinze ample time to
extract valuable ore bodies from disputed
ground.
'Under the decision Of the supreme court.
we are entitled to an immediate order, +"
said L. o. Evans, the Amalgamated at
torney. who presented the matter in court.
well, I'm not going TO give Il to you, F"
came back the reply from the bench.
"Our only recourse will be another APP
peal to the supreme court" said Mr. Evans.
you can 80 10 the supreme court, or
anywhere else you please" said the Judge.
This court can be punished for con-
tempt"
60 away, go away" shouted the Judge
waving his long arms, belligerently toward
the lawyer. You talk like a town fool ]
used 20 know back In Missouri. BaiIiff. ad-
journ gourt."
William scallon. at the time leading at.
torney for the Amslgamatsd, was one day
making an oral argument IN court IN q
/ case Involving several millions OF dollars
| He was cut short by the judge. Il won't
| listen 20 you any longer. I'm tired OF thii
whangdOodling." roared the judge.
But your honor"
''That'il do. now; thatll DO. n you sal
another word. III send you to Jail. II
have no. more OF your shenanigan. Bailin
adjourn court" And. without waiting 10
the cOurt-orier 70 make the usual an
nOuncement the Judge left the bench.
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Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27
SAVING WASTE OF CITIES
PrOatsbIe Economics Praotioed IN an
English City-valuabIe
Pointers.

A report received BY the Department OF
Commerce and Labor from the American
consul at Nottingham, England. throws an
instructive light on the methods employed
IN utillzinE city waste. The report says;
Ashes, kitchen scraps and house refuse
generally in Nottingham are placed In
metal barrels or larger receptaoles at the
rear Of Tire premises and removed weekly
by city employees. The total weight OF
this refuse IL about 1900 tons a week. IL
Is burned in two city refuse Instructors.
This requires no other fuel except trihe
for starting the FIRE on Mondays, and
enough steam Is produced by the destruc-
tors TO provide electricity for a third OF
the needs Of the tramway system. Some
Of the electricity is also used for lighting
purposes. Only tin cans and the like are
separated from the refuse and sold. All
the rest lie destroyed.
The city owns two destroyers, costing
respectively, Sss.ss2 and SiO2,1 1876. The more
expensive one is equipped with electric
machinery costing S2l6s, connected with
the tramway lines. The cost OF wages and
other expenses of the Instructors averages
about IS cents a ton OF refuse burned. The
average quantity Of electric units produced
is AIS per ton. Though the system OF con-
verting refuse into electricity works ad-
mirably here and lie q saving to the tax
payers, II IL stated that only forty other
towns in the country use anything similar.
Besides electricity the Nottingham cor
poration produces from the house refuse
more street-paving stones than it can use.
A plant connected with the main destruc-
tor mixes the clinkers with cement and
places the composition under hydraulic
pressure. The product is said to be even
harder than stone and be used for
building purposes as we'll as street paving
The operation, being new, is stu some
what experimental, but the engineer in
charge says the product will wear longer
than the paving stones commonly used,
while costing the city less than half as
much. Another destruetor, larger than
either Of the two now operating, is con-
templated by the city authorities.
The sewage OF Nottingham is spread upon
farm Of 1884 acres about Ave miles from
the city. The land, having a gravelly sub
soil, is well suited to filtration. About
100000 gallons Of sewage are run upon
the farm every twenty-four hours The
total annual expense Of the farm Is about
$4,000, The total income from the farm
amounts to substantially the same.
Omaha daily bee., 1907-04-27

cents week for every pig he raises. For
every pig that dies he is to forfeit 10 cents
a week for ten weeks, unless death Is due
to hog cholera. when the forfeit IL 70 be
waived In event Of illness among the
hogs the best veterinarian in the province
is to be engaged.
AS the interest on 5000 At per cent
amounts to but $3.50 per annum and as the
attendants fees and feeding will exhaust
this amount the first year the will provides
that drafts may be made on the principal
Immediately after the first litter Of pigs IL
born.-Chicago Chronicle.