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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13
FREE SCHOLARSHIPS
At Western Kentucky State Normal
Bowling Green---Apportion-
ment by Counties.

Under the law establishing State
Normal Schools in Kentucky, 510 stu
dents may receive gratuitous instruc-
ton each year in the Western Ken
lucky State Normal, located at Bowl
ing Green, Ky. Each Legislative Dis
trict is entitled to ten annual appoint
ments.
Scholarships have been appointed
to the counties of the Western Dis
trict as follows:
Affair.". 6; Allen, 10; Ballard, g.;
Barren, 10; Breckenridge, 10: Bullitt,
10. Butler, 3; Caldwell, 10; Galloway,
10; Carlisle, A; Casey, 6; Christian,
10; Crittenden, 6; Cumberland, 4;
Daviess, 10; Edmonson, q; Fulton, 5;
Graves, 10; Grayson, 10; Green, :;
Henderson, 10; Hardin, 10; Hancock,
10; Hart, 10; Hickman, 8; Hopkins,
10; Jefferson, 10; Larue, 10: Livings-
ton, 4; Logan, 10; Lyon, 4; Marion,
10; Marshall, c. MacCracken, 10;
Mclean, 10; Meade, 10; Metcalf, :;
Monroe, 5; Muhlenberg, 10; Nelson,
10; Ohio, s.; Russell, 4; Simpson, 10;
Spencer, 10; Taylor, 5; Todd, 10; Trigg
10: Union, 10; Warren, 10; Washing
ton, 10; Webster, 10.
Louisville is entitled to 80, Owens
boro, 10, and Bowling Green, 10.
All students holding the scholar
ship appointments are entitled to free
tuition.
The Normal offers five regular
courses of study-the Review course,
and three other courses of one, two
and four years each, and the County
Superintendent course. These courses
have been arranged primarily for the
professional training of teachers.
However, students desiring to do ac-
ademic work. emitting the pedagogi-
cal subjects, will not be refused ad-
on that account. Indeed, we
would urge every young person, who
can do so, to avail himself of the OPP
portunity to get this excellent academ.
ic instruction now provided by the
State.
Spring term begins April l. 1907.
Summer term or Summer School be- /.
gins June 10, 1907.
Fall session opens September 2,
1907.
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OLATON.
lspecial to TEE HrnALp. !

March live have had quite 6
lonesome town during the last week
1t being grand jury week the boys
had business in Grayson and Davies
counties, returning Sunday. We now
anticipate business increasing at least
100 per cent. Last week was very
lonely and nothing doing in the mer-
camille business.
Mrs. Mollie Allen bought of Dr.Tay-
lor, Beaver Dam, two very fine pigs.
Stock, Rock Berkshire. Price paid
$40.
]. b. Canaan and wife and Myrtle E.
Canaan, Olaton, visited Mr.. Elijah
Hoover and wife, at Friedaland, last
Wednesday, 1t was our first visit to
Friedaland. There seems to be a
good, lively business at that place.
Mr.. Gus st. Clair, of Dundee, was
in Olaton last week.
Uncle John Duke, of Horton, who
has been visiting friends and rela-
tives in greensboro, returned last
Tuesday.
Mr.. John Mcdaniel, Horse Branch,
is in town this morning.
Mr.. Robert Arms, whom / made
mention of last week as being in the
East buying goods for his store, re-
ceived a telegram when he arrived at
Louisville stating that his father was
very sick of pneumonia. He went i'm
mediately to him at his home at
Shrewsbury, Grayson county, and
stayed with him until he died. He
lived a few days. He was over eighty
years old.
Mr.. Robert Arms is now in the
East, buying goods for his store at
Olaton.
Mrs. VIM. Lyons and Mrs. Chester
Lyons went to Whitesville last Friday
to participate in a double birthday
dinner.
Mrs. C. N. Mcdaniel is visiting her
brother, Mr. Owen Young, in Hardin
county.
Mr.. c. N. Mcdaniel is on the sick
list.
Caney creek is on another big
boom.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13
The Truce Of God.

Many people are familiar with the
expression the truce of God" without
knowing its origin. 1t was attached
to custom. which arose in Aquitaine
In the middle Of the eleventh century
and afterward was observed generally
in Europe. 1t was covenant popular
ly subscribed to that from the vespers
of Wednesday Of holy week until Mon
day daybreak after Easter mo one
should presume to take anything from
any man by violence. or to avenge
himself Of his adversary, or to come
down upon surety for his engage
ments." The violation of this covenant
was to be paid for by fine equal I'm
value to the life Of the infringer or by
accommodation and banishment.-
Chicago Tribune.
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New Diamond Field.

At Chrlstiana, little town In the
Transvaal about seventy miles above
Kimberley. an alluvial deposit has been
discovered bearing diamonds, and the
entire area has been staked out in
claims, which are granted by the gov.
eminent. each fifty yards square. The
digging" for diamonds. which are
found In the surface deposits, is some
what simil;r to placer gold mining.
There some 1900 diamond miners. rep
resentlng every nationality. are living
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

The National Editorial Association
will hold it's annual meeting at the
jamestown Exposition, beginning Mon
day, June 10, and continuing to June
10, inclusive. The programme for this
meeting has just been completed. On
the first day, June 10, President
Roosevelt will address the convention.
He will make two ADDRESSES, the first
being to the people of Georgia AS June
10, is to be Georgia day at the expo
sition, and the address to the editors
will follow.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

Thirty horses per hour Is the average
work per currying machine done In
many stables. Furthermore, the AMI.
mails thoroughly enjoy the massage. for
this is virtually what the opera ton is
and when released from their stalls
will often run over to the machine OF
their own accord. The look of perfect
peace and contentmeit depicted on the
face Of the animal is an excellent testi-
monlal in behalf of the grooming ma.
chine.-Scientific American.
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Dangers of Pneumonia.

A cold at this time II neglected Is
liable to cause pneumonia which is
so often fatal, and even when the
patient has recovered the lungs are
weakened, making, them peculiarly
susceptible to the development of con-
sumption, Foley's Honey and Tar
will stop the cough, heal and strength
en- the lungs and prevent pneumonia.
La Grippe coughs yield quickly to the
wonderful curative qualities of Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar. There is moth
ing else lust as good" J. H. Will
liams. m
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First District Convention.

The Executive Committee of the
First Railroad district met at Hender-
SON recently and by unanimous vote
called the district convention foa. the
nomination Of a commissioner to meet
in Henderson ON May 21st, and the
county mass conventions at 2 O'Clock
on the afternoon OF May 10. The
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

Hon. d. H. Smith has returned to
his home in Hodgensville, his term
in Congress having expired: His re-
tirement from politics is voluntary
for had he wished and made the eff
fort, there can be little doubt that the
voters would have continued to call
him to stay at Washington. He has
made a most able and worthy repre-
sentative, and goes back to private
life with honors well won. The
Fourth District is proud of him and
his record.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

The Louisville Times has had one OF
it's leader editorials copied in Span
ish in the Porto Rico Review, which
it reproduces in the adopted tongue.
We did not read the Times original
article, but from a careful review of
the Spanish reproduction, We are in
clined to believe that the deductions
drawn therein are about right.
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The New Pure Food and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug Law, as 1t contains no opiates
or other harmful drugs, and We rec
ommend 1t as a safe remedy for
children and adults. ]. H. Will
Jams. m
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Lord noth.child and Jay Gould.

Lord Rothschld. who is taking n
prominent part in the commission
which Is considering as to the best ter
rtory for Jewish colonization. Is the
wealthiest member of the wealthiest
and most famous banking house in the
world. His monetary and social infiu-
ence suggests the monarch rather than
the financier. There is story that
Jay Gould once called upon him on
business. Lord Rothschild sent out
word that he was too busy to see the
caller. Mr.. Gould, not accustomed to
being denied audience by any one.
sent back rather tart repetition of
his request. After an interval the at
tendant returned with this reply from
Lord Rothschild: TELL Mr.. Gould that
Europe Is not for sale"
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acknowledgements, ETC.

TEE HERALD will print short death Sot,:e'
and resolutions Of respect to the extent OF $50
words. free of charge. All over $50 words is
charged for at the rate of one cent per word. The
cash must accompany manuscript or the article
will be cut down to the required limit. ALL
obituary poetry is one cent per word. Postage
stamps taken same as cash.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

1t was but natural that the Repub-
lican politicians of Kentucky should
not relish the appointment by Presi-
dent Roosevelt of Senator Blackburn
as a member of the Isthmian Canal
Commission, which was the signal
for an outburst OF personal abuse OF
the doughty Senator and severe crit
icism Of the President. The fact
that Senator Blackburn is suitable
appointee, entirely worthy of the
place, Is lost sight OF, because he is
a Democrat.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

One of those glaring. errors which
sometimes escape the proof-reader be-
cause they are too big to be noticed,
occurs in The Herald's selection of
poems to-day on the fifth page. OF
course the head of the second poem
should read "Redhead Jim" instead
OF "Readhead."
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

Ladies who wish to be in style and
observe the colors in millinery as re-
CARDS fashion, can now get pointers
by stirring up the corners of the pam
try. Brown being the popular color
of the season, a fashion leader of
Chicago has given to the world new
shade with novel name. 1t is
"coquederoach," and is said by experts
to be the hue of the adolescent cock
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"Greater Louisville Exposition. F."

Louisville, KY, March 1880, 1907.
Tickets on sale March IS, 81, rs. 20,
% and 80, 1907. Tickets will be good
to return leaving Louisville not later
than midnight of April 1, 1907. Fare
$40 round trip from Beaver Dam.
j. E. Williams, Agt.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

Insanity" says a Chicago editor,
lis a germ disease, like pneumonia
or typhoid fever" Therefore, in or
der to be safe, boil your brains be-
fore using.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

We have added nice line of Art
Squares, nine feet wide, by twelve feet
long. Priced at each, $3.50, $500,
$1,000, $22.75. They are things of
beauty.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

1t is quite evident that the .Ethiop-
ian cannot change his skin, even If the
whitewash is piled on heavily at cleo
ton times by Republican politicians.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

Mark Twain's idea of white even
ing clothes for men, seems good in
one way. 1t would save some trouble
when bedtime comes.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

il will be observed that it generally
takes the unwritten law to bring out
the unprintable testimony.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13
Insure Your Property

With RILEY & LIKENS. They write
for old and tried companies only. The
best is the cheapest. 7tf
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

roach or domestic water bug. familiar
in the consomme of commerce. 1t is
said that the "coquederoach" hat has
found immediate favor.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13
Mattings.

You have never seen such an assort-
ment of Mattings as we are showing
The choice in wide range of STYLES
and prices, at per yd, 15c, zoe, 25c, 35c
The beautiful patterns in the Japa-
nese Mattings are worthy of your con-
sideration, at per yard, 15c, zoe, Csc, 35c.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-03-13

Read special offer OF Star Foot
Cleaner for your buggy, in another
column. loft
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Democratic Ticket.
November Election, 1907.


November Election, 1907.
Governor,
S. w. HAGER.
Attorney General,
JOHN w. HENDRICK.
Supt. Pub. instruction,
NJ. o. WINFREY.
Commissioner Of Agriculture,
]. w. NEWMAN.
Lieutenant Governor,
SOUTH TRIMBLE.
Auditor,
H. M. BoSWoRTH.
Secretary of State,
HUBERT VREELAND.
Treasurer,
RUBY LAFOON.
Clerk Court of Appeals,
JOHN B. CHENAULT.
United States Senator.
]. c. w. BECKHAM.
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oEArH RgcoRo.


Mes Mart lei tiFt nrs ChIfssirf.
ste 81 utoIsl nft. tisd lsst Thu1s.
icy. AuEan a. az her hose la Ma
hail. neaf riushars. ot psritos.t.s.
aged ls years Tire frncral ssricst
were hsid Saiuftsy. bui ere iatsr
meut did not taks place uutd -an
DAY ostng D. thc nouarrissi az rsia
uvcs
Deceased sas bora noaf n iaHwood
and sss married io Ne. Ou aboai
sixteen wears arl The nushaud snd
three chtidfsn mourn ths ,oss of a
devoted siis and mother The 60.
loving brothers and sisters attensri
the funeral IS. D. and D. IChides
ter. II Ningwood o. q. Chidestcf
of Picasantdaie. IS. A. Chidsstrf ~
Whetscll Nc sud Mfs Walter lshn
son. 81 lfona Nc and Mrs IS w.
Jrdcrs, Ut Morgantown. and ner
mother, Mrs Martha D. Chidcster.
OF Plcasantdalc
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Felix Elliott. e the Bank of
Kinswood, returned Friday from a
business visi, IN New Xork.
Mrs. Henri de Binier, Captain
Kiibourne and Mr. and Mrs. n. J..
FOrtue, drove to Irondale and back
Monday.
We are pleased to see James A.
Brown on our streets again, after
being confined TO his bed by long
siege of sickness.
Mrs. L. 1. Moore aud daughter,
Miss Susan Maxwell Moore, of
Morgantown, spen: Sunday at the
Inn. They went from here to
Mountain Lake Park.
I. b. Jeftries, of Terra Alta, re-
newed his subscription to The AR
Gus this week aud had his address
changed to Rowlesburg, where he
will hold forth for tie future.
Mrs. S. A. Dougan and daughter
Sallie, who have been the guests OF
w. G. Morley aud family for some
time, were called TO Caimichaels,
Pa, Saturday on account Of the
serious illness of Mrs. Dougan's
daughter, Mrs. Arthur Ruth.
ID. + Henderson, general freight
agent Of the b. * o. at Pittsbure,
came to the Inn Saturday, bringing
his wife and three children and Mrs.
Henderson's parents, Mr. and Mrs.
{. {. win, of West Alexander, Pa.
They expect to stay ill September /.
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COUNTY CORRESPONDENCE.
Interesting Letters from 4 Host o.
Argus Writers.
SOMETHING DOING IN THg COUNTRY
Bright Bits Of News aua osssp Ahsut
You and Your NsisAesr The
Events Ct 4 week.
Twilight.

Correspondence of The Argus.
Curtis Hawkins is clcrking Tor J.
A Sterling, OF ManoWn.
A party e Reedsviue folks were
Twilight visitors last sunday.
Bert Spangler, wife, and children.
of Gypsy are visiting J. +. Hawley,
OF near here.
G T.. Sjdwcll returned TO 1wi.
light last Saturday evening from a
trip into Kentucky looking after
some timber land.
MISS Sadie Ma, field, OF Bull Run,
called ON friends in this vicinity a
few days ago. Come again, Miss
Sadie. George is always ready to
eN'eud a greeting hand
MIS- Rebecca Smith. Of Iowa, is
visiting her sister, Mrs Susan Gross.
OF ReedsviIle. Mrs. Gross VIII &C.
company her sister back home,
where She expects 10 remain for the
winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. George W. Priest.
OF New Marumsville, are visiting w.
\. Gehrlng, OF Mauowu. MIR. Priest
LIS q brother OF s. Gurus Priest.
medical examiner on the Ohio Cen
tral Division of the b. u q railroad.
We expected TO haze another
wedding to report, hut the lovesick
twain were b1liled by the old pater-
tsmllias, who has threatened ven
geance ut the young man ever
darkens his door again. The course
OF true love does not always run
smooth
4kzra Mencsr a boy of this neigh.
bQrhood, was brought before Justice
Murdoch, Of Kingwood, tried and
sent to the reform school at Prunty.
town liz seems that whiskey was
given or sold TO the boy by a young
man of the neighborhood, which
made him drunk. He was then
urged on 10y certain young men to
do things that were not IA accord
ance with law or order While we
are not taking sides with either
party, we think that Justice should
be meted out to all alike. There is
a certain class Of people who never
go to church or Sunday school, and
VINO never send their children to
school during the winter, but let
them roam over the neighbnrhood,
somc OF them drinking and abusing
some Of tne best citizens of the
neighborhood The sooner a com
mupity IS rid OF such characters the
better it will be for society.
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Nrs. Marrarrt MnIi.-

Mrs. Margaret White died al her
home ia oakland on sunday. August
;, after a long illness. ca the dsy
preceding her death she suffered a
stroke of paralysis. She vas buried
in the Oakland cemetery Tuesday
afternoon after services conducted
in the NJ. +. church 10y Rev. ] n.
Workman.
Mrs. White was SO years of age
the day before her death. She was
the widow OF Rowan White, who
died in April. 1904. They we're
married at Red House ia ISJS. aud
the union was blessed by ten chill
dren. Thomas X died at Piedmont
last June. The other children arc
John a., James W. Charles. Misses
Sarah and Bertha. Mrs. Della Sla
baugh, all of Oakland; Perry. Of
Davis, aud Mrs. Jennie White. OF
Klngwood. The deceased was the
grandmother OF thirty children.
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Mrs. Snrnh A. Mrlrhi.

Mrs. Sarah A. Wright, widow of
the late Henry Wright, died at her
home on StCharles street. Grafton,
Monday afternoon. August s, after
an illness of several months. She
was 20 years old and leaves one sis
ter and Eve brothers To-. mourn her
loss-Mrs. BERTHE T.. Poe aud Messrs.
Charles and J. Ford, OF Grafton;
John |, Ford, OF Kingwood, and
Frank NJ and Watson +. Ford, Of
Laneville, w. Va. The funeral oc-
Cured Wednesday afternoon from
her late residence with services by
Rev. l.. w. Roberts, pastor of st.
Pauls Nj. +. church, and interment
was made in Biuemont cemetery.
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Grant District.
-IrsplnIonce II Ihe ArRns.

CotfpspludcuCe OF The Argus
Were is your dry weather Mr.
p Il. S.?
Rains,orm and Hob,ninchen
more rain.
Misc Cor, C,,brio yis;,od,bo
rental roof sunday N :"
60, r
neg horse of lI,rshsI, Raaen, ="
u...: go,
sicL 80 .' ,,., t CIV. ,,, VINO mas peeh
-, ., ,"s p''' W. "eeN" 10 'i"P'oV
'"s '''"'y
80. H. n' ','' '''r'( '"'N NOV nouSe = =
So ~ S''''' " "'""' p'S"o"
'"''
WI, 'h" MIS- j. }. Nicola, OF
~ [%e''oh, VISITED HARRISON Guth-
JIG ''''''"'5
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DIED During Dog DAYS.

Growier, the handsome dog at the
Hotel Raleigh, rs no more, some one
having put an end to his playf ca
reer Monday nigh. About o'clock
a shot was heard and Growlcr never
whimPsred, the bullet dong ITS
deadly work quickly No clew has
been found as TO the assassin, al
though the deed was committed on
the front porch Of The hotel Crow.
Ter was an afectionatc fellow and
always greeted stray CANNES and
other animals in hearty manner
Stray ours still, take The middle ~
the street while passing his late
home and wonder why.
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See the Comet.

The comet discovered by Prof.
Daniel OF the Princeton University
IN June has been getting nearer to
the sun and earth and Is now visible
tn the naked eye. 1t has very
bright stellar nucleus, much coma
and short tail. Is now about the
third magnitude, and Can he located
by the persons who desire to see /,
by following these directions: At
$3.50 a. m, looking due east. at As
degrees or more above the horizon.
will be seen the Pleadcs, a we'll
known star cluster ia Taurus, the
Bull, and IN me. straight uncer
meath as one looks is the bright star
Aldebaran and the Hyades, another
cluster. 1t can be very we'll seen
with an opera glass. As the dawn
begins at 4 o'clock observation must
be near 3 O'Clock. the comet rising
between l and o'c ock. The comet
will be nearest the sun on Septem
Der 8, at distance of 20, 600, 900
miles ard from the earth no, ooo, 900
miles Ii is now IS, 900, 600 miles
from the sun and 10 900, 900 miles
from the elrth-the nearest it will
come TO us. II must grow much
brighter, but is getting close 20 the
suns rays, rising only a short time
before dawn appears-ihat we may
not b. able To see il at It's best.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-08-15

Mrs Cecilia Miller returned from
Corn,h Thursday. where she had
b .cu Tor the past ten days visiting
her parcots She vas ACCOMPANIED
home by her sister, Miss LESSEE
Young.
W. " Owens. Of H5wesyille.
was here short while Friday en-
route for SJmcrsc, county. Pa.
This is Mr.. Ovens native county
and he was going over to call ON
bis OLD friends aud ncighbors.
Samuel Sherron and wife returned
from Morgan'own Saturday. They
had been summoned to The Uniyer.
s.iy city by tbe I.Ilcss o z Mrs. Sher.
ron's brother, Thomas Squ.rcs. who,
"e are sorry Co say. is no better.
Mime Host w. j.. Noel and wife
iett Saturday evening for Froslbuig,
where they visited relatives and
friends This being their former
home. They returned Monday and
were accompanied by their niece,
Mrs Joseph Bone, and daughter.
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Keep Your Eye on This
Serial Story.
CHAPTER I

CHATTER I
The man who will take nt.wSpapcr
Tor length OF time aud theu send Ia
back Refused" aud unpaid tor. would
Swellow blind dogs supper aud thea
stone the dos Tor being blind
CHAPTER H.
tie wouiS do worse than that lie
would marry girl on ttial aud send
her back with Doesn't sui" ch.ikcd
ON her back after the honeyrcc.
CHAPTER III.
lie would do still worse by stealing
the chalk with which TO write a. and
aiteTward use the chalk on his shirt 90
save his laundry bill. He would also
sue the girls father Tor the cost OF main.
tanning her during the honeymoon
CHAPT sR w.
Worse vet tie would chase R sick
rat over a corduroy road and institute
post mortcm IN order TO recover a
stolen grain 81 corn.
CHAPTER V.
The worS' yet lie would catch the
hies that burr about his house in IuIy
ant pick the sugar trom between their
toes and put IL back into tho sugar bowl
to be used by himself aud family
CHAPTER VI.
Worse yet. lie would cover his spec
tacleS with leather. so that he will not
wear out the glasses read,ug the same
paper. which he has borrowed IRON his
ne'shoor, aud tnen curse the printer
because he cant Cead the piper
CHAPTER VII
Worse than ever He would run A
chipm unk TO the devil for grain OF corn
ard then kill tit IL hadn't two grams
would also steal the rotten eggs from
under blind setting hen aud sci item
TO a merchant for fresh eggs
CHAPTER VIII.
We have said some pretty harsh things
an the preceding chapters. we q admit.
but does THIS paper belong 20 you.
Mr.. Reader II not the same can toe
said OF you. II Il is good enough for YOU
to read, Il is good enough for YOU TO
pay Tor. Think n over.
FINS