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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-04-10

E. a Noble. Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn says;
 The foregoing statement of The Adver- tiser's circulation for the month of Febru- ary, 1907, Is true and correct. and compiled after all returns from news-bovs news nGents. spoiled and leftover copies nave been deducted E S. NOBLE,
 Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this Eth day of March. 1907.
 y. W. JACKSON.
 Notary Public.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
gppe i'm Enooing.

Ere Stopper 0telf faar ct Sptog |
Ell Double Boiler, irsres 8 itrsane
Spiiefeer Goruitar6, ioru err uSrert
/ Ii6t foIb MeIt, iamt en- Sbeife
Smsr, - Sop Suffer, 3 piipeoe 9Gs.
gebIommer. % aItiammeu foyer 8
9liuuter; Oa tiIiGttes oct repne StaI
% saften of TO appeIiiner. De TO
sgggeboiSer piifes aIbeles itipe, ben
fosenSe Rasie bGlSes Innsionlt Seri,
pipes iii set er gcSt Hlanoet % bPl.
bes Serpaa op / en- 5orm. Zen Ter.
beres aISeIes foIO, meo piifet 5Isoe
III
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
&rasers Stat.

for Giebliffct uSrlite8 / 8eittuoia'
Dot SonSon 3ampifibet "2(Ifreo gtp.
bel" iom observation-disclosures til en- Or
petition til Sc igSafrifdnite GdrCaube.
@tan oil Der nRrmere unOerisge Bro
act at Stibet "9ort5eu" IN boTgfet
man mener at tlune bierge "Brgll'
oenteus Cub. Rpstet ON, Of arit'
gers 5fat beiinSer iig otIboro | bette
5fib. itpISes Ell llOtGIeIie at en- stap'
tein, ser nPgteOe nt opertcge StIbet,
oa 2aiten iorefom lam at OPre roaei
mistPnfeIig; oetne aorteiu oil uiSe.
at Stibet5 2aSning ifaI buue en-
8arSi af oper en- gaiQton BunS Ster,
ling. Sa6utngen iigeS bL. a. AZ BE-
itoa al % aasier 8uISbarrer oa
mango Boiler iuloe al mpntet Cub.
Iet meeoeleS uSerligere at 8uloet
Tfal ppre onbragt / Cement / St,
bets Slno.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
SanffasIercr Spenoien.
gel fortjcnt S~Orfrenuneiie. - SaHs
SurGlOrc % Ssifenbe.
lGi (. R.)

$ RpbeSer ira Rorse fees, at Sr
Sobannes Soer0ieu M er forfremme
i'll SopeStasierer oe6 RorbeufieISif(
areoitbanf ! Sronobiem. Oct opID,
ieg oaiaa, at Fan bar bart aniPtteIij
peS famine 9orf ! Here aar. Del
burSe egentIig itaaet "mauge" aor
for belle IS @ur er Ell nofiaa lartr
Sio for en- iao un8 gsonb iom So.
bannes SoeuSien at 20 p9ret maj
brrSt aniat oeo iamme 9anfforret
ming. Sr. Seen6ieu er nemlig ttr
80 aar gGmmeI % bar | De forIe5ui
10 aar peb erempLariif Baapasielig
beo og 9pgtigbeo pasieret GraOerue
.Iisefra ban II Mar sammeI bleu auia
Iom aontcrgltt, o. iuotiI ban M alt
ioa bar nanet Sti9ens sperite Srir
i ben 2inie al 9autiorretninsen, De,
isrer til aasiereritiainsen.
Sr. Sobanne$ SuenSien bar SieI
~pefasierer, Sa BAN oeo Rptaarstil
blep ioriremmet, iSet ben eamIe aas
ierer traaSte ira paasrmO al i'm bsil
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
8utetcssSupm

Gre miboeIsItore Boteter ifrRues
% ifipres / Sfiper, Iigeiaa en- SEQ,
Get babes op / en- @rDoe meo en-
G.llort 8anS, Ii6t Salt og Geber %
noget baffet 8eriiae. Raar Tote.
terre er fogte, fruier man Dem meh
en- @affeI, tiIietter en- toppet Spite.
lie Smsr, en- Firt rig WeIf, eller
SalpbeIen 6lsoe % SalobeIen WSeIf,
og rsrer Iiot efter Iibt en- Spiieife
brunei Wel /. Saa laoes Boiler al
ct g@s, SalpbeIen inu meget gauo.
ct Tibet 8ron Salt, "a S6eife gaf,
ing Bomber os nof Wel, ian BET bin
paste tpft. Mar bar en- Sbeite al
Gangen Of bette op / Suppen, laoer
bette. foge, til 9olerre fIpber op, o.
ieroerer Suppen itrar.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
pno gaIgetsh Stnubptmft % moo
oPIge 0et, on tror or beoit.

poo goTaetst Stnubpimft % mao
oPIge oct, on tror or beSit.
WSelIem BeSer SbenSieu og Sobon'
mes, 9unffasiereren, or ser belle 6
Mars SorifiCl / aIber, Oa TO 8eru er
6eOe melem oiSie TO 9rsSre. Meu
ioo fommer SDeuo S0enoien; ban er
80 Nar gaurmeI % iiboer tonrfurta'
belt / oct paa Observation-Disclosures
Il Sron0biem, iom arfiteft.
Gen npite Seu, Der er 20 Glar gam.
mel, bPrer set bR6reOe gtnnu War'
lin 2utbcr, meO Gtlrapnet Spenoicn,
Mortiu err WuiifIGrer % en- 6rem'
fri0tsmmnS liaeiom itre 9rSore; o.
ina ban cr boiat / IronSbiem.
% itOcn oi bar upunt ale DC an
6re, tan oi life forbtgaa Ben pnsite,
Gnuo, aIlerbeIit ii0en bun tuaenIlrube
Itoor tiIboge for fine Ssifen0e.
SnOtil THOR Ssit beo bun anna
Spcnoien; oo bIeO bun gift meo &or'
respondent i Ssnsberg Brioatbunt
9aIto3ar gonoe. Ell Raon, Der bar Ell
go6 &Iang / gamIe gtOrge.
Com iagt, 6aite S~oen0ien er 6ar
til ole 6isIe bruDe Born, Ser er poret
op mScr bans Inuqiunte 2coeLie, Wor
Sbenoien er bicnme OF teller trent
0eIes Tor De ugtfte gsrn.
Spis ieg iaa nlua foa 2co til al
fuIoisre min mangeIFtIoe 8cunetes'
ming, 0iI ieg after upune Sr. GGite
Suenoien, tOet ieg ntoa fortGlIe, al
ban iom en- IS Mars ing Rono %
for 80 aur itScn be9pHSte Tom SfS
lelGrer. "Gecorab.R olteu"s &orre.
ipon0cnt ! 8oibin9tor fatoer 6aitc
SUenoien fin gomle Carer. Soero.
fem par Su8lGrer I fin SiS bo3 Sort3,
iSamiIieu. San bar oaiaa etet 8uoro
o. @rurb % 6rebet iom @darobru'
ger. % Tom 6orisrger for en- flor ga
mile bar ban buot fine itore @icn.
ooroigbeSer. = GtsoGrere oor ban
TPrgielslGrer | TrorSbierr. San CT
fremocIeS Ell ubenriOIet Wauo, men
6og rig | 9ebiSitheoer ON. at aQe
bans gsrn bar tat iiC BoSt op.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25

Nor at hsibrsbe ca UsrsisItIie paa ca 7as
taa saratipt prems Euintu Tablets. Snpteferea be-
tnIer Ytnatne tilbdge, beripri bat aaar fell | Selbre'
eelieu. q. g. @rppes 9iarn az pGa bper Dor. % 9euts.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
OYrenes aloer.

= Wdrbnirgs sooIoatife Srftiht'
bar man | Mnleorirq al Srausplan
t~ationsforisg meb @IeNemarf iagtta
get, at label belle iom ianrmreufattt
Reoemarfer leper Overwhelming me
get l9nsere, END man biottI bupoe an
toeet, nenrIig irrStI ODER 10 aar.
anIeoning of otsie llltoerisgelIer Fri
Der 9rof. aprifelt / Sic llmidau"
ON BET eaaoefitIoe ! 6en ooeroroent'
Iiqe Sorifiel / 2ipsparpbeo, man bon
tagttaset life oIene hos forifienis'
9greorter, men ero08 hos ioaeonne
iom itaur I t%euuneIt8 nrrt artsfegt
fab.
SSuIbt ponIiocliae G~pIp8uiuaer for
naturIignis fsrit e~ftcr5ontSeu fairies
Mau peo, of 2eoopreue / MmirSeItg'
heb life leper l9nge, men man peS
oaiaa, at arebs oe Munmer frn op'
noo 90 Qars IISer. 2atiefterue le'
Der / fin filISt uopifIeoe Gilftnno fort
Soa fam 9iorounirBen bIipe 8 aar
aornIe, % mango @grcrS Suntcr
bliper tO-15 @ar. Saoptot man
fierSer til 8lsSoprcnc5 Gloer, blioer
SEN / MmineeIigbeb ret fort, men og'
ioa benne Regel bar ll1totn9eller,
Slohm,rslingen bltoer 12-14 aGr,
SloSperemuslinsen fol, fom Oct
pooItaaes, enSog frRnc bliOe oper 90
aur, og e, art, EriNaeno, itseS al
funne blioe 100 4ar %9onuuel. 9ette
er ooa aItinmnen rene l~lnetagelier,
tbi ale &laSier al hotrpelsie Dur ~
mes GIminbeIiebeb finn at npllna en-
alber al 1 eller ialioI0 fun fGu aar.
Gette gieIoer for @Salttelopr %
MoIltlIfoiber lieeiao rel iom for De
Iaoere @rrpser al Be butrpelteie. De-
ito mere poafalSenoe er Oct, at De
ipreeIes lapt / SpItemet itooenbe 60
~lenterarter 0Ianteopr) ifelge fulot
p~aalibeige Soettadetier oiier urota'
aelier, iaaIeoeS nogle Seroier. al
builfe actinia opuino bIioer 10
gar, SeIiactis BELLS 90, Gertantblts
membraraceuS "a, Sagartia tro8lo'
bptes so @ar, actiuia mesembrpan
tberulm life miu6re END 67 Iar, ali
n1pneipenbe Sc &ar, be boIote8
4fpartum.
Saaoanne ltnOtagelier er gnaoe.
fud6e, tbi set er life let at itge, bptIft
SmitenOigbe0cr BET er, iom Der TOM
mer I getrogtutn9, nadr man Ter. al
binnrrSen nPitoaenoe 9pr un0er gan.
ffe ligeartebe Eorbolb Ieper, oct enc
fort, set anoet meaet l9rge.
Zen famine &~oabeftIobeo eaer
8anifeligbeO msoer Dos SptroeI6D'
rene. Ran fan f~oritaa, of Glefanter
oprtaor en- Al0cr at 5000 aor
pao 8runb al iine uai1niti8e 5or'
pIantning8forholo % lin betpbeIigt
StsrreIIe. Mcn bo8 nogle Gugledr.
ter er set parIfAi5t at fortIare Der
bsie IIoer, ioa,coeS at Rounen Far
blipe 100 Gor, HlippesrneH 104.
@ribber rs, ToIfcu t64, Bapeaster
enouu mere. Sos aiGmpeifiE0pnb'
BEN fllnoe man bile forflare SOC
Glars SLIDER ntcO Sen betpoeIige Stsr.
relie % Set rin0e Rroftforbrltg, men
at iu1aa Suiroclo0r iom @ieooer oq
4arper IfaI furnc opnaa ionnre III,
Der icm GIeiontcn, er life let al
iorflore.
Sorfutteren opfororer ale 9totur'
penner iii at tnlttaae oisie 6crboIt
og isee bere3 Torflaring.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25

man 2 piipeoe SGa % en- baIo 9of
Mclf. Saa bar mon to anpper Ie'
|. ION er figtet fnrnmen neb TO Che
ffeer gafine Ectpber og en- alpbt
SaIt. SiIIl,rt bar man en- Sop op.
baffeSe 9ooIer I os iteser benz en-
baIp Sime ! en- terrmeIia beo 9ager,
opn. Den ierneres narm u,eS FOL
aenbe tfotbe SGice: 2 Spiiefeer Corn
Starh iibrsres | IiOt foIot gano %
en- baIp aop Sirffer. Ron bar bet
OBJ I en- lieen @rpSe, tiG9tter en- 8int
foaence 9onb oa loher oct fpse, ibei
mun belle Chen rsrer | oct. Sao
iattes Oct tiIiiSe, ng rtaor oct er me-
item foIbt, tiIfGttes 9 otipeSe sGg oa
2 Sbeifeer 8auilie.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
Sasel.gnobina.

20 Spiieifeer Smsr rsres til
SIeee meS Y aop Sutfer, oeri bar
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
1nTst o. Afskkenet
ess,s.rst 90 sssi6R oasus>sa
&i6-arpfetter.

@an batter fint iaa meget tpiSt
Itest eaer fost Sgefiso, at Oct bin
en- Bint. 2 Spiieffeer Snrsr ineltes
irsres 4 Spiieifeer 0iel og rsres, I'll
BET er iepnt, ipeoes ba meo en- Scot
9eeIf os foges, til bet er inf, % iRt'
tes bet tiIiioe for at affisles. Gaat
bet er foIot, bar man bet batfeot
aisS oeri, tilIigemeo Salt, Seaeri'Sdl
os en- Spiieife Gitroniaft, Saa for
mer man Oct / oflange Ruller, bpp'
per oisie fsrit / fnitsSte @racferS.
berpaa / ct s@g, iom er piipet goSt
% bIanSet meS en- Spiieife ganb, lao
otter / finits6te Gracfers % ite9er
Dem iaa / ioa meget fogenbe Smnlt.
at oct itaar sobt oper Dem. Sonlato'
Sallce er meget goo I'll ois1e.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25

RQrina be inbebcIoer, men foroi be
Screening nieb onben SsSe befororer
Sorbsielien. Oct er life, bpaS Ssse
Rennefer % 9pr fpiier, Iom eisr
llofluset, men BET be iorbsier Seraf.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
StrDbemGrfninger.

-SsfoIbt 8anS er alt auSet emo
goot og bebn9eIiot for be Spr, Der
nsOes iii at Sriffe Set. Sra Gm'
foitniugers SIDE betragtet er BET o8'
iOa biaigere Of porme 8auSet meS en-
Cant Scatter" END at oarnle BET |
5prenes Waoe, bportiI rig 5sbe mao
berpttes, Der er mere foitbar end
grRube.
- Oct f%orIpSer. at GIeomargarin.
foIfene piI forisse Of faa bette &lrnit'
imsr tiloirfet uSen at betale Stat til
R~eaieringen. De looer Of i9lge BET,
for boaS BET er. Chen Oct er bare
Barren ON ar gisre, ina Lao Den nn'
pGrenbe 9op bIipe itdaenoe.
- Rooirugter err sannlige JON
9~reaturfoSer, life nRrmeit ior Den
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
Albert Lea TannGrV.

dlbsrt esa. ERinn.. Garner oa fpri9roiecr
RsbsS al SeiishHptT % 8pbaSsr. ttl5ersecr
cunpsittne. utDSfttRR, p.f.p., liant Aper
''1VtDtua %itteuS" etc. gait cHesrne, TOM
utgs BEN. guer isso afn mse Hrest hib. Of
bstaleF tDntaHt for ale Slaas cuotr %
2fiub. 2trlu paa NoTif eaer @Haeift sitsv
Tags" "a c"ptEsHiuarr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
8anrinelbass aiso-gie.

~ BltnS mert Srefisb al 2aaret
ffiGres ferit / en- temmeIig tpf Sftue
% 6erpaa flores ben1te op / intao
Sirfanter. 3 Spiielfeer Smsr BRIT
neg | en- Steseponoe, Seri iteges &is'
BET, til BET er gobt eienuemitegt. 8
500 ifrpIles % flores op / Sfiper oQ
iteeeS berpoa iamnen meb &isbet, til
De er gobt br,rnet. Saa fplees iao
meget fogenSe Ganb pan, at @anoet
itaar gobt ooer aisSet, % bcrpoa bar
man 6 Goteter |, iom er ifr9Qet %
opIfaaret / Stiber, % Iaber aItiam'
men foge laneiomt UNDER tPt 2aag,
til Oct er msrt. Naar bet bar togt
en- StunS, tiIiettes Salt, en- 8Ipbe
SeIleri.SaIt og ltbt 8aprtfa!Beber
Raar Oct bar foat Ipnge nof, tages
&igo og 8oteter op me0 en- 8uIfeo,
Saucen iennes n1eb gtel, uorsrt /
8anb, til ben er paste tpf. st Ste
gefoo fl9beS / 8unbeu og paa 81
Serne nteo gob, rig "giscuit'G Cough"
&isoet % Boteterre l9gees oeri,
Snucen bellies ODER, nter SaIt til
ipttes, ON n~sbpenbig, og oerpaa leg
ees ct Saae of Geigen ober, 90 Den
iteges ontrent en- balp Sinte. 9er
ierperes / Sabet bpori ben blep itest.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25

Bngaer cp uoHiote SHUTTER, freutmer ap'
petit, ttNtpHber fpririitenoe Ssur, .siver mn
Stprie o. Sunobeo, bet er, hua0 Scatiters
Sodp Moutatn 3ea glgr. 80 Gents, Ehe
eler Tablets.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-01-25
0iters& rpfetter.

@n gint giters bebspes bertil.
Nan tager Siterierne op at Saften
pg filler oerpaa benne, ifiprer Otter.
ierne op / inaa Stpffer og bar Dem
iGn op / ben ofiiIeoe Soft iarumen
meb piipeoe g@g, en- itrsgen Sbeife
Salt, ct Tibet 8ron 8aprifa % NOT
Itsote Gracfers, iaa BET blir iom en-
tpt 9eig. Wan former BET Tom imaa
&ager, bppper oisie / finitsoteG racfers
og foyer Dem oerpaa / rtgtig Deo
Sml,lt, til Sc er IDiebrune. De ier'
peres me6 "Greanteo Cabbage, iom
lapes paa feIaerbe Naobe: Wan
batter friIf brio 8aaI ganife i'm, og
til en- Gllart at BEN opbaffeoe &aaI
toeer man y Sbeife Sult % Is Sbe.
ife Teber % bIanoer 8oot 6ermeb.
SmiSIertiS fogeS "a Sop Sano og "a
Sop gSSif iammen, tilipttes en- top
pet SbeIfe Corn Stnr6, en- Sbeife
Suffer og "a Ebeife Sennep, iom
f6rit er rsrt eobt iarmeu. Set TO-
ger, til set err tpft, ipttes iaa tiliibe,
til set er folot, og rsres / belle Sioen.
gtuar set er folot, bar man 3 Spite
iteer INF, 100 Sls0e / og bIonoer oct
iaa meo aaalen.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24
MUCH ABUSED SHARK.
$1,000 Reward for Proof That One
Ever Ate a Man.

The sharks Of the oceans are the
most abused and most hated of all
creatures. There are more absurd
stories concerning their ferocity, more
ridiculous nonsense about the con,
tents Of their bellies, than would fill a
large volume.
The late Herman Oelrichs once of.
fered $1,000 for an authentic case OF
anyone being killed and eaten by a
"man-eater'-and no one has yet been
able to get the money.
/ have myself offered several times
to duplicate the reward, but met upon
each occasion with such showers OF
authentic" ses-non of which was
proved-that l gave the matter nc
further consideration.
That a shark will not attack a man
in the water is manifestly too much to
say, for at certain seasons vast hordes
of schools Of these pests, or rather
scavengers, will strike at almost
anything that is dropped into the
lei
These littorals are fierce from hun
ger and a small fish. which a mar
could easily pick up and whirl about
his head-a common way of killing a
shark along the southern coast-will
strike savagely, probably at a man OF
any other living body which offers
something in the way of food. So also
will the bonito, or one of the mack.
erel tribe.-Technical World.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

strong. my dear Marjorie" hs said
how kind they all are to us!"
A little group Of four people sal
down to the table beneath the Grim
sonshaded lights: Lord Malvin, the
most famous scientist and mos
courtly gentleman OF his time; Sh
William Gouldesbrough, the hero OF
this famous party-to-morrow, wher
Donald Megbie had done his work, to
be the hero Of the civilized world;
Lady Poole; and sweet Marjorie Poole
in the grip of circumstances that were
beyond her thinking. And no n OF
the four, not even Sir William
Gouldesbrough, F. r. g., gave Q
thought to the man In the living tomb
Ito Gerald Rathbone, who was, even
at that moment, tied up in ~indiarubber
and aluminium bonds for the amuse
ment OF Mr.. Guest. the pink, hairless
man Of Regents Park.
Mr.. Guest was drunk with whisky,
and sat happy, hooking his prisoner,
far down In the cellars of Sir Will
house.
Other folk were drunk with success
and applause in Portland Place. But
Donald Megbie was awake In the In.
ner Temple and his thoughts were
curious and strange. Donald Megbie
had left the party too early in the
evening. He was drunk of nothing at
all!
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24
CHAPTER XVI.

Donald Mesbie's Strange Experience.
Like most writer's, Donald Megbie
was Of a nervous and sensitive tenn
permanent. Both mental and physical
impressions recorded themselves very
rapidly and completely upon his con,
sciousness. He arrived at the Inner
Temple with every nerve in a state of
excitement such as he had hardly
ever known before. He walked down
the dim, echoing ways toward the
river, his chambers being situated il
the new buildings upon the Embark
ment. A full moon hung in the sky,
brilliant and ho%ney-colored, attended
by little drifts of amber and sulphur
tinted clouds.
But the journalist saw nothing Of
the nights splendor. He almost STUN
bled up the stairs to the first floor. A
lamp was burning over the door of his
rooms, and his name was painted in
white letters upon the oak. He went
in and turned on the electric light.
Then for a moment he stood still in
the hall, a richly-furnished place sur
rounded on all sides by doors painted
white. His feet made no sound on the
thick Persian carpet, and the whole
fiat was perfectly still. He felt un-
easy, c~uriously so, as If some calamity
was impending. The exhilaration of
his stirring talk with Sir William
Gouldesbrough-so recent, so pro-
foundry moving-had now quite de-
parted. His whole consciousness
was concentrated upon a little box OF
metal in the pocket of his overcoat.
It seemed alive; he was actually o n
scious OF its presence, though his
fingers were not touching it.
by love-" he said to himself, aloud,
'the things like an electric battery.
1t seems as If actual currents radiated
from It," His own voice sounded odd
and unnatural In his ears, and as he
hung up his coat and went into the
study with the cigarette case in his
hand he found himself wishing that he
had not been given a holiday-he had
allowed him to go to Windsor to spend
q night at his mothers house.
A bright fire glowed in the CRATE Of
red brick. It shone upon the book
lined walls, playing cheerily upon the
crimson, green, and gold of the bind
ings, and turning the great silver ink
stand upon the writing table into a
thing Of flame. Everything was cheer
full and just as usual.
Ito BE Continued.)
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24
NIX THIS YOURSELF
RECIPE FOR SIMPLE HOMEMADE
KIDNEY CURE.
inexpensive Mixture Of Harmless Veg
etabls ingredients Said to Over.
ooms Kidney and Bladder
Trouble Promptly.

Here IL q simple homemade mix.
ture az given by an eminent authority
on Kidney diseases. who makes the
statement in a New York daily news.
paper, that It will relieve almost any
case OF Kidney trouble II taken be-
fore the stage Of Bright's disease. He
Atates that such symptoms as lame
back, pain in the side. frequent desire
70 urinate. especially at night; painful
and disc0lored ~urination, are readily
overcome. Here is the recipe; try Il:
Fluid Extract Dandelion. one-half
ounce: Compound Kargon. one ounce:
Compound Syrup S~arsaparilla. three
ounces Take a teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
A welllnown physician is authority
That these ingredients are all harmless
and easily mixed at home by shaking
well In . bottle. This mixture has a
peculiar healing and soothing effect
upon the entire Kidney and Urinary
structure. and often overcomes the
worst forms of Rheumatism IN Just q
little while. This mixture is said to
remove all blood disorders and cure
the Rheumatism by forcing the Kid
neys to filter and strain from the blood
ana system all uric acid and foul. de.
composed waste matter, which cause
the afiictions. Try It II you aren't
we'll. Save the prescription.
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A DOG COMMITS SUICIDE.
Forlorn Cur Leaps from Eighth story
of Building.

In q At Of melancholia, billie
Scroggs," a little wait, homeless and a
wanderer, committed suicide by jump,
ing off the ledge on the eighth story,
just under the coping Of the Evening
Star building. Billie acted strangely
all day. He did not run around with
his characteristic abandon, making
friends with the newsboys, and this
excited comment.
Unobserved, he climbed the stairs
in the newspaper building. It was
pleasant to sit high above the mad
ding, rushing crowd below, far above
the reach Of old shoes, tin cans and
~frecrackers. But, alone and undis.
turbed by curse or kick, his melan.
cholia grew, and with face upturned
toward the new moon, hanging clear
above the post Office tower, he howled
%piteously. Finding no solace, he paced
up and down, and his agitation grew
when in an agonized moment he saw
little Jimmy in the street below, and
leaped.
Pedestrians passing the corner
stopped suddenly as his little body hit
the pavement with a thud.
Two young ladies of romantic dis.
position who were passing at the time
were deeply affected by the scene, and
were all a-1utter, one of them exclaim.
ing: Il wonder was 1t live or just
fits"
The little body hurting through the
air narrowly missed several persons.
and the suicide created something OF
a sensation. A great crowd congregat,
ed and curses in life were turned to
sympathetic, kindly words in death,
IS Billie" breathed his last.
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Giving Him a Pointer.

"Once upon a time, when I was sell
Ing lightning rods" began the man
whom we all sized up as a returned
missionary from China. IL came
ACROSS a farmer who had quit the
plow for a shady fence corner and was
thoroughly out with agriculture. He
didn't want anything In my line ex-
cept advice. :.
Stranger says he, hard work and
me don't agree. I want to strike
something easy. I'm thinking of let
ting It be known that I have struck
natural gas on the farm and selling
out for a big price,
"But have your I asked.
mo, but ! could fool EN-
II told him that he couldn't work
no such racket-that he would have
10. show the gas before anyone would
buy. and he then said:
Wouldn't 1t be the same with
coal?'
IT might pretend I had an iron
mine In that HILL
YOU'D have to show the ore.'
HE suggested two or three other
Impossible schemes on which l had to
throw cold water, and finally. in des-
peration, he said:
stranger. II you've got any brains
In your head give me q pinter on how
to GIT along without work.
Have you any daughters?
-Four Of 'em b'gosh!'
"Has each one got a beau?'
"'Two or three apiece
"'Then let them bring suits for
breach Of promise and the money will
como rolling In faster than you can
count 1t. It's q sure thing with a Jury.
and any lawyer will take the case on
shares. That's why I am in the light
ming rod business-because I have no
daughters
"'Shakei' says the man. holding out
bis paw. You are smarter'n chain
lightning. and I'm q fool. That's the
way-of course It Is, and II you come
back this way this week you'll hear
that my gals have got four breach Of
promise suits on hand and are lookin'
for more,'"
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Stung.

A little girl was being put to bed
one summer night, and after she had
said her prayers her mother kissed
her good night, and said:.
Now 60 to sleep, dear. Don't be
afraid, for Gods angels r watching
over you"
In a short time, while the mother
and father were at tea, a small voice
from up stairs was heard.
Mammal"
"Yes, little one; what is it,"
Goods angels are buzzing around,
and ones bitten mel"
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OLD


When q person has used coffee for q
1umber Of years and gradually de-
cllned In health. 1t Is time the coffee
should be left on In order to see
whether or not Il has been the
cause Of the trouble.
A lady In Huntsville, Ala, says she
peed conee for about 40 years. and for
ne past 10 years has had severe
stomach trouble. Il have been treat
"a BY many physicians but all In vain.
everything failed to give relief. Was
p~rootrated Tor some time. and came
near dying. When I recovered SUN
olentiy to partake Of food and drink l
trle1 coffee again and It soured on my
6toinach.
n nna1ly concluded that coffee wa
1aaoaune Of ny trouble and stopped
u1luG 4. I tried tea IN it, place and
1one milk. but neither agreed with
ten I commenoed using Postum.
& properly m1de and It WAS very
toG1ng - ne toote.
w Nv nDsd 4 four months,
~ houlf6 = - greatly improved
- GI1noGt anything I want
u Wo1l. whereas, before
y@nrG with insomnia.
~ cause Of ny trou'
~ set ria of then.
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