Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-16
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20 every cloud T. We'll, what good is
that? l haven't got an airship..--
Pick-Me- Up.
Howell-You seem to think that I
will lose il / make the Investment.
Powell-My boy, 1t is just like lndors-
Ing note for friend Brooklyn Life.
Friena--So that is your little boy?
He looks very intelligent, Proud Mama
just as was at his age. My daugh-
ter, now, Is more like her father
Nos Loisirs.
"Youngllng Is going to marry the
widow Henpeck." why, she's twice
as old as he Is "0h, well, he'll age
fast enough after the wedding
Town and Country.
That fisherman is always talking
about the whoppers he caught" "He
doesn't catch Them" answered Miss
Cayenne. HE merely tells Them
Washington Star.
Boarder-You can divide chicken
with mathematical accuracy, Mrs.
Washington Mrs Washington Divid-
Ing 1t Is easy enough. | wish / could
multiply Philadelphia Inquirer.
Mamma" said Jamie, mysteriouslv,
did / ever have little brother that
fell into the well9" mo" said mamma.
"Whyw why, when | looked down
in the well l saw little boy some
thing like me-"
Miss Pechls.' said Mr.. Timmid, at
the other end of the sofa, III / were to
throw you kiss | wonder what you'd
say" We'll" replied Miss PeehIs, I'D
say you We're the LATEST man / ever
saw."-PhiiadelphIa Press.
Tom-But perhaps she doesn't love
you. JackOh, yes, she does! Tom
How do you know Jack-when told
her that had no money to get married
on she offered to borrow some from her
Observation-Disclosures Inquirer.
Dear me, John, this Is dreadful with
hot weather on us and no money to go
anywhere. Haven't you any country
relations you can scare upf That's
the trouble. I've scared all I've got
already. Baltimore American.
Yes" said the young man, penslve-
ly, "a dog | once had saved my life"
Tell me about It," said the young
woman, with eager interest. I sold
him for 81" said the young man, when
l was nearly starving "--Tlt-Bits.
what made Brown marry that
widowT ibid you ever drop a penny
in a weighing machine and then find
the thing won't work." YES" THAT'S
the reason" what do you mean?'
Couldn't get a weigh. Denver Post
Wife during the quarrel) II don't
believe you ever did a charitable act
In Your life. Husband did one at
least, that / have lived TO regret wife
indeed What was IL, pray7 Hus-
band j saved you from dying an old
maid Illustrated Bits.
Friend-I am afraid your husband
has very bad cold he's continually
sneezIng. It's quite painful TO hear
him. Why don't you ask a doctor to
see hlm2 Matron Well. I'm waiting
just few days because 1t amuses baby
50 to see his father sneeze.--Tit-Bi
You may not remember me, Miss
Summers" he said, but was engaged
to you once" 'Indeed2" the summer
girl replied coldly, you have quite a
memory for faces. No." he replied.
CHANGING at her fair hand, "but have
for the rings / buy.'--Philadelphia
Press.
But" protested the space writer.
perhaps you could use tnis article If
we're to boil II DOWN. Nothing doing"
rejolned the man behind the blue pen
ell. IF you were to take gallon OF
water and boil II down to a pint, It
would still be water"~-Chicago Daily
News.
"WeH, anyhow" said Cassidy, "the
new mill Is fitted up fine. Shure, every
things in its right place" mot at ALL
replied Casey, "whn / whit through
there tn other day seen lot o red
buckets marked Fur Fire Only an,
faix, there was wather In thin Phil
adelphia Press.
Friend One OF your clerks tells me
you raised his salary and told him to
get married, under panalty Of dis
charge. Business Man-Yes; do that
TO all my clerks when they get old
enough TO marry. / don't want any
Of your independent, conceited men
about my place.--Tlt-Bits.
Landlady Ito new boarder who is
rather Stout. am glad 10 hear that
one of my former boarders recommend
ed you to my house. Stout Boarder--
Yes he spoke very highly of 1t. After
telling him that had tried all kinds
OF antifat without success he advised
short stay here.--Aliy Sloper.
Mistress -Norah, told you to give
that man with the hand organ a quar-
ter to 20 down 10 the next block and
grind his machine In front os Mr..
Ups Tarts house--and he's out here
on the sidewalk again! Norah-Yls,
mum. lie says tn Teddy In the next