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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23
Sccprab Snnitnte

mpbtaser MI mango rpisnoe Srepe fra fine
Sunereosr al 8euner % Sunoer, Tom angi'
Der Gapuet paa befoise Stuoenter, NOT I'll at
fplse beIe Slaoet. en- R9nsoe Sprciperss'
Ter mootaees fra rlnsopu. tom pil f~rrfpen'
tere en- apS Stole. Bore Stuoenoer otter
igaes, life bare til Sprretnina men til aIle
9ipstiuinser. Den i~ortriniise llnberpis'
ming ps ben moralife uboanneIie, Tom OF
IRgaer faa mescn S9st pdo, er en- @orantt
ON Sproeleue peb at frefpentere Secprab
Snititute. Bore @riier er, Tom ole peo,
poerit lape. Tecprab Snititute holeer Ger.
tiieates Of Gccreoitiou til be ieoenoe unirer'
iiteter % Goleaer / SeiteH. Set er paiaa
State Training Shpol for 3ea6ers.
Spitterminen aabues ben 2Sen September.
Ntrs. s. S~re6enriose.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23
Sanoe!s oIoite BY.

Get er life iaa ligetil at afgiere
Spsrgsmaalet, ON bpilfen gp Der er
cen 9loite | be Soreneoe Stater;
men iomme npnner ialfaIo Saos, oa
be fan babe &et. SaoS beitoar egent.
lig at to imaa 9per, Tom Iigger life
langt fro Santa Se @renen af Gen.
Der & Rio @ranoe 8anen omtrent
300 Wil ! Spb fra 9enper Iigeoper
paa ben nnoen SIDE al @renien
melem Colorado og Sem Ierico.
Ger er Den eanle Srtotanerbp 8ue.
bio De Saos % ben mere mooerne
merifanlfe gp Sernan6e5 De Saos.
S SnebIo be Saos err ser to itore
Suie | Sorm al 8pramioer, ben enc
fem o. ben andre ipp gtager bsi. s
oiSie Dor belle ben inoianife gefolf.
ming poa omtrent 400 Berioner. Su.
iene onieeS iom De bebite Trsber,
man MI bar at ben gamle inoianife
gpggefunit. Wan peo, at be bar
p9ret beboeSe I mere END 500 aar
ltoen at babe unbergaaet nogen He-
paration; men De ifaI ellers bore at.
furat iaa gobe, iom ON De bar npe.
Snoianerf,e, iom bar boet Der /
mango Sleetleo, er ~freoeliee os
inine. De oprfer Sorben og faIber
iig aatboIifrr. 1osIe gemptlige fran.
tie Winfe Dor paa Steoet % finse.
rer iom Snbianernes 8reiter oe 2e.
rere. Sproget ifal Dog nGrmeit bore
en- ipanif 9iaIeft, oa Subianefne /
fin Sio friitneoes af ipanife Iisiio-
nRrer.
Morets fore Seitoag ieires BEN
30te September til g@re for ct. 8e-
rouimo. Sil ben Set iamles Snbia-
mere al andre Stammer iaapeliom
mango Ierifanere Iargpeis fro |
Saos, oa Der er' Woro og Sepen !
mango Gage.
SibIie ON @orgenen paa ielpe
ben itore 8eitboe ringes 8loffen | ben
lille Strife, oa Snoianerne fomttter
iaumen % bsrer Wesien. Saa mar.
iderer ale / Broeesiion til 8ebbe'
Isbsbaren, bpor 8aplsbet, Der bon.
ner @IanSpunftet | Soften, ifaI fnoe
Steo. Semti Mt9nb fra 8ueblo De
Saos fapIeber meb ferti fra ben
lille gp ooer paa ben anben Sioe al
GIoen. Sort lsber to WGno, Ell fra
hoer SiSe, runbt @anen, Der er en-
SieroeoeIS MH lang; iaa afIeies De
al to andre, oe ioa pibere, iuotil ole
bar p9ret meb. Den SIDE, iom bin
Der, bar Ret til at beige Stammens
SspSiug for oct fslsenbe Gar. Sc.
item fortiGttes meb Dams og forifiel'
Iige 9ege, bporpeo Der uboeIes Bre'
mier til Dem, Der uomerter ite peo fin
Smioiqbeo eIIer Stprfe.
s Sernan6eS be Saos Dor oer noe
fen bare Rerifanere. Stebet err for
reIten riot paa Climber. Zen I lin
Sio ioa naunfmoige Sit Carton er
t~egraoen / Saos, bpor Fan lGrge
Dapoe fit Stem. Den fsrite GDis be-
itenfor IisicuriIooeu begpnbte al
nofcmme I Soos | 1887. Ru beis'
seS SteSet ofte Of ioaoaune, iom H.
ger 2epniuser fra amerifas forbi.
ftoriIfe Si6.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23
IRA bet uorue

9prseas BEN ste September fsrftf. a. 10
Sorm. aiboIoer bet norite SeIltab III Gor-
retninasmgoe | Snin Club | g~einneapplis.
VIE SeitprrliesmeeI tmmer og andre Web
lemmer ineialoes til bette YRgoe. Nange
Eager az itprre Sttpening for Selitabet TO-
reIiseer til 8ebanbltns. Sericr bsr Uspeei
bli talriat o. apbt.
8. y. Sstsriou, sdls SpIeitae,
GotHlsEA. Sttxs
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23

Seq bar for noseu siS fiSen mootasei
GnmaIfineu "Susoenuen" % bar nu
prspct ben os ies finber ben ! aue Sen'
ieeuoer tilirebsItiuenbe, ianleoes iour
ben er aperteret. Srasten paa ben Der
ii Gan SraneiseO bar 1915, iaa ieg bar
Il en- pen % goo S%bmaifire til en- biuis
getaIina; % tiniee tatter ies Dem for
gramiebosen, iom ies ogiaa bar mobta'
oct, o. uu bill ies iaa lutte uteo at sniie
eoo Sremsans meo SIaSet % belle Sor'
retninsen iaut en- SiIieu.
Rrs. Rarp Seoeeddro,
20 Sarbb ct. San Srauciseo. Cal.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23
9ecorab Og Smeglt.
Zen 22be SlusuIt 1907.


Sons q. $aIporion mo6tog Ran'
bag Telegram ira geIinebam, 8aib.,
Of bans Ssn, Sobn Z. SaIporion, er
ofgoaet peo 8soen oeritebs. San
bar tibIieere SeIesrafiit paa Nortb'
ern 9ocific ganen ! Rapnpiue oa bar
| Den ienere Sio pRret beifief.
tiset / fsritnGpnte 9p. San bsbe al
en- SiertefeiI, ion ban bopbe baaret
pao, iiOen ban bar uug. aiosoe bar
co. "a aar gun1meI og efterIaOer iig
Suitru og ct Barn.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23

mefra % Der fun bar $40 / bans
Sommer, % 9iset fanotcs. Tette
bIep brast bertiI, bpor HeeropeIien
foregif Sirsbae.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23

A postal will bring you the new illu-
strated catalog of Concordia College,
Moorhead, MINI. Get it before you de-
eide where to attend school. 1914
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23
The GORDON HAT

A good name,
whether on wine
or a coin, doesn't
make value ; it sim
ply saves trouble
by telling you value
is there.
The name
GORDON
in a hat is a guar
antee of full value
in Style and Quail
ity---and the name
costs you nothing
S $50 ''''a of So
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23
s@etepieoe.

@entportb-Sanbe.-Rr. pa Rrs.
Sdnoe | Sprin9 Sallep, Winn., meIoer orres
9atter GmmaS SormRline III WRr. Sohn
Rentportb iioite GHsooe ben 14oe ausult.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-08-23
Notwithstanding
Ten 2abs ausuit.

~sessahs n st.r,ns,,.
Evening journal., 1907-08-26
Monday, August 26, 1907.
BUSINESS PROMISES GOOD.

THAT business this fall promises to be good
i is evident, judging from the following
editorial comment made by The Fourth Estate
a paper devoted to newspapers, newspaper men
and advertising:
"As means OF influencing advertisers an ounce
Of fact is worth a CARLOAD of epgram If condi-
tions throughout the country do not in the opin-
ION Of cautious business men, warrant large APP
propriations, that opinion is not liktly to be
changed by glittering generalities But evidence
of continued prosperity all over the land is a
powerful argument for judicious advertising, and
Just now "judicious' spells liberal
'In making an exhaustive and careful compila-
ton Of crop reports Lord & Thomas, the big adj
vertising firm of Chicago, have done advertisers
and publishers alike good turn. The wintry
spring set the calamity howlers roaring. They
said the crops were ruined, and before their dis
ordered vision hoated the specter of Hard Times
at is clear from the reports that with few
exceptions the crops are about as good as usual
No attempt is made to paint brighter picture
than facts warrant. In some places the corn crop
Is not as big as it was last year. In others the
fruit-trees are less heavily laden than usual But
on the whole the outlook for the fall is good. No
End Of the era of prosperity is in sight Adver-
hsers never had better reason to expect large re-
turns from their appropriation
"Rumors Of war are spread from time to time,
but they die away quickly like childs voice in
gale The political situation worries nobody, ap-
parently but the politicians. Sensational huctua-
tons in the stock market have been followed by
no widespread effect The state Of the labor
market is healthy, building operations on a large
scale are projected, and if the work is slow some
times, it is because employers cannot, even by the
offer OF high wages, get all the help they want
Times are good and there is no cloud in the sky
big enough nor black enough to be alarming"
Evening journal., 1907-08-26
MEsERvE's RETIREMENT.

NJ OF the requisites Of the new chief war
den Of the county workhousc must be that
ne sfall be man Of strong nerve 1t would be
100 bad if the trustees should select strong, able
man, and at the end of few years his mental
condition should be disturbed and his physical
self weakened because Of the narrowing eSp>ri-
ences OF laying lightly" lashes on the backs Of
thieves and wife-beaters. Every applicant for the
Job should state his nerve qualifications Some
OF them already are doing so. With the usual
secrecy that surrounds the doings OF the trustees
they might summon applicants to the dark re-
cesses of the tunnel that leads from the work
house to the post, and there conduct nervous
examination in whispers. All reporters could be
kept at rifle distance from the scene of the e,x-
animation, because, otherwise they might find
out some Of the business Of this presumably pub
lie body and that would be impertinent and
shocking So far the public knows, the prin-
cpal trouble with Mr.. Meserve was the expert
ences he had with the whpping-post To be sure
rumors are being circulated, but what busi-
ness is that OF the taxpayers long as the trus-
tees themselves are satisfied, say the trustees in
effect
The trustees, however by conducting their af-
fairs behind closed doors, and giving no satisfac-
tory statement or practically no statement at all
about the why's and the wherefors of the Meserve
matter, are really doing themselves and the in
stitution an injury. Certain men in the country
are only too anxious to find fault with the work
house and its management and they will seize
any pretext in their endeayor to overthrow the
present system of conducting the institution Mr..
Meserve told of one of these plots himself and
doubtless other similar schemes are on foot.
Therefore, the trustees should tell the public more
about the matter, hold their sessions in the open.
and not let the Meserve resignation rest with
interviews OF the late chief warden some Of which
statements contained reasons that have called
forth ridicule in other counties Of the State
The present course of the trustees is unsatis-
factory all around
Evening journal., 1907-08-26
ENCOURAGE SAVING.

THE Boys Republic, in New York is to start
a boys bank" in order to teach the
younger generation lessons in thrift, saving and
industry. In some public schools savings banks
are conducted, the children being encouraged to
hoard up their pennies. Not only the children
but many older persons as WE'LL might learn that
it pays to save part of their earnings One Of
the local banking Institutions has started on this
idea with the distribution of little banks, and it
is surprising how many people have grasped the
idea of putting by even the pennies.
IT is IN prosperous times that the saving habit
should be encouraged. There are few persons
who cannot save part of their incomes for rainy
day. Every little bit helps. Small sums soon ac-
cumulate into larger ones. The possession of a
little money makes person more independent.
1t is good. policy not to live up to your income
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

The expose of the doings in connection with
the Pennsylvania State Capitol job leaves former
Governor Pennypacker in pitiabe plight. The
former governor was cock-sure that there were
no grafters in Pennsylvania, and he was highly
indignant that the newspapers should make ref
erence to the political crooks operating in that
State. So perturbed was Pennypacker that he
forced libel law that was adopted by the Legis-
lature for the protection of the crooks. The lat
ter hate publicity. 1t interferes with their private
operations. The worst part of the Pennsylvania
situation is that the same gang Of grafters. or
those closely allied with them, again possess the
government Of Philadelphia. The character Of
the men holding office in that city does not guar
antee good government or even reasonable de-
gree Of good government
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

Despite the disagreeabe weather on one of the
days, the City Beautiful celebration at Shellpot
Park was success, and there is no reason why
these affairs should not be an annual feature Of
the life of Chester and Wilmington No doubt if
the plan is adopted the dual city exercises will be
improved year by year and the interest increased.
There has been criticism that there were too
many speeches, and it is easy to overdo the
speech-maling. Some Of it is all right, but too
much, especially when people are out for frolic
becomes burdensome. However this is easily
remedied The celebration resulted in bringing
together many folk from this city and Chester
increasing the cordial relations between the two
municipalities. Altogether City Beautiful exer1
eises can be made very valuable. The postponed
exercises this evening should be we'll attended.
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

Parsons leaving the city the summer mon'ns may
ho,e The Fvening Journal sent 20 their edafesH py
notifvins this onice subscriptions must be paio ior "
advance.
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

Gilbert s. Jones. Business Manager.
,ro,r,b and shpley Streets. wilmington Delaware
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

arht n.,er a. n, sale regularly at every newsstand
IN Wilmington ana the principal towns In the -
delaware: also at Broad street Staten anu a,u p n'
fourth and Chestnut Street S'atior' ~ fni"'e'PD'
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

Advertising rates on application ..,,,.
No attention paid to unsigned coulmuncau0NN
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

New York once: GOA Cambridge Building, Corner Ffn
Avenue and Thirty-third Street
chicago once; Sl1 Boyce Building
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

The Evening Journal the United Press neTs rs
Vice received in its editorial over "PeoA "'
Evening journal., 1907-08-26
rrRMs OF SUBSCRIPTION.

Nv mail. postage prepaid. $500 year, or 20 cents aaI
month payable in advance. BY carrier six Genus "ee@
Evening journal., 1907-08-26
TELEPHoNEs

ra,torial Room-D. & A. 500. peimarvia, 22tS'
business omce-D. & A., s75. -Delmarvia- z14s'
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

directors and sole stockholders Robert o .sr.
Albert W. cummins, Clement B. Ha"a" anu
Evening journal., 1907-08-26
TheEvening Journal
FOUNDED 1883.
THE EVENING JOURNAL coMPANY'

A Republican Newspaper papllsheo u8'''' 49,
noon except Sundays, by
Evening journal., 1907-08-26
p rocesses Of Courte Abused.

'The suit was brought IN her name
against ten honest men. alleging first that
she was incompetent to protect her prop-
ertv and second that these ten defend
ants have wronRfuily misanpropriated her
funds Not one Of the ten defendants he'd
taken "a dollar OF her money. They have
answered under oath Inc truth Of their
answer Is admitted. The suit wes based
on false proteuses. The situation yvae
unique In legal history. Mrs Eddy In tho
ewes OF the law. was not a defendant.
nlthOurh the prOcee dinEs were. ia feet
being directed solely against her. She WIS
plaintiff; the suit was BROUGHT against
her Will Her trustees. who held and were
managing her estate under a valid decd.
prayed for leave to intervene Their peti-
tion was denied. She personally appealed
70 the court for protection. She urged that
the maintenance OF these proceedings by
said ALLEGED next friends was an abuse
of the processes Of the court ana an nm
warranted interference with her constitu.
tional and legal rights. and that she was
entitled to speedy relief
"She represented that under the corr
stitution and laws she was OF Iteht en-
titled 10 n determination Of the question
CD whether her properly interests have
been and now are fully protected and
whether there Is any lawful or lust oc-
casion for the ma ntcnanco n those pro-
cecdings by said next friends: f9
whether the trust deed ard The rppninf-
thereby hcr free and intelligent act an1
carried out her wishes. (al whether tho
proceedings We're brought IN good fafsh
fhr her personal benefit; and as a citizen
she prayed for n speedy detcrm nati-n OF
these and other questiors-all without
aval
''These socaned next fr'e-as.' her as
sail7nis. bitterly opposed hor ref ions and
they were denied. They insisted that her
competency should be determined By the
Evening journal., 1907-08-26

TheEvening Journal
FOUNDED 1888.
renublloan Newspaper. published daily every after
noon except Sundays oy
rAE EVENING JOURNAL COMPANY.
n,r.o.or. and sole stockholders Robert 5. ssrs'
Aisert VI cummins, Clement B. Haliam and S"os'' .
Jones.
Gilbert s. Jones. Business Manager.
Fourth and shipley Streets Wilmington Delaware
New York once: sO4 Cambridge Building Corner fn90
Avenue and Thirty-third Street
chicago once; Sl1 Boyce Building
TELEPHONES
ra,torial Room-D. 8 A. 500. Delmarvia, sstS
Business omce-D & A., s75. Delmarvia- SS4s'
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
Nv mail postage prepaid $500 year. or % cents a a
month. payable in advance BY carrier 9iA -
The Evening journal the United Press .oisI re
vice received in its editorial over 'Pee' VII"
n, novsnaner Is On sale regularly every newsstand
q, vilnineon ana the principal towns in the stass u
1ooa,yore also AZ broad street Staten ana iMeA'S
fourh ana chestnut street station, Fhiadeipnia' Ia
Advertising rates on application. -,
No attention paid to unsigned coulInuhcNuON
Persons leaving the city for summer months may g
have The Evening Journal sent 70 theI Ia e. h,
notifying this Office Subscriptions must be pa'o i0 "
advance.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-08-30
An Old Observatory.

The observatory on Munjoy Hill, in
Portland, passes into the centenarian
class this year 1t was erected in
the spring of 1907, when the now
thickly populated section surrounding
it was an immense pasture, in which
the families of the city kept their
cows, and from which the boys OF
the city drove them home through the
street at evening. For one hundred
years it has been one Of the city's
most prominent landmarks; it has
witnessed many scenes of festivity
which took place beneath it's walls; it
has served in the privateer days of
1912 to announce to the townspeople
the sailings and the winners of Port
lands ships, and throughout the days
Of our highest commercial and mari
time prosperity it has flown the pri-
vate flags of the city's most success
full merchants and ship owners.-Ken-
nebec Journal.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-08-30
The wrono Road.

From a contemporary: A ticket
collector on a Northern railway OBJ
tanned leave to go and get married
He received a pass for the journey
there and back. On the return jour
ney, being rather fustered, the bride
groom pulled out his marriage certifi-
cate instead Of the railway pass and
showed it to the ticket collector. The
latter, a Scot, looked long at the GER
tifcate in perplexity, and then said:
"Eh, mon, you've got a ticket for a
lang, weary journey, but no on the
Caledonian line!"-London Globe.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-08-30
wANDEaLOsT.

The road-a ribbon Of white unfurled.
That winds away to the distant world;
a leave OF care and a song 10 s!ns'
A staff and crust in my wandering.
No changing bells, no traffic S dln'
Nor city gates TO hold me in.
hear it calling, soft and low,
And l must answer must 60
Over the slopes, the hills and leas'
To the glitterirg waste of summer seas;
Rocked to rest by the oceaE,s tune e.oo,,
AS a babe is lulled by its mother crooH'
Far away from the factories trown,
And the restless throb Of the noisy toWn'
The sea stars CALL the Cro39 hangs low
And l must answer must 60
The road-it waits, and I hear the song
OF a rover sung in the citys throhs s;+vifo
III barter all I have earned IN sI HE
For crust and staff, and rover me-
III heed no voice that calls me pach H., -,
For my heart is true to the rover IracA'
The road is calling, calling low,
And l must answer must go!
Will F. Griffin in Milwaukee Sentinel
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-08-30
FREDA.


Life doesn't seem the same 20 us
Since Freda went away.
We talk about 1t every night
And also every day.
The Kitchen seems n cherries places
We hate to turn the knob
And look into that lonesome. waste,
Since Freda yoompe.d her yob.
We miss our Freda dreadfully,
In fact for her we pine.
Her English was distressing, but
Her breakfast rolls We're fine.
And now we sit and think of her.
And In our threats a sob
or sorrow rises at the thought
That Freda yoomped her yob.
She won't come back She's married now,
She thinks she's better off
Perhaps she is-at any rate,
1t does no good to scoff,
But every time we think of her
Our sad hearts give q throb.
1t makes a difference in our house
Since Freda yoomped her yob
.-Somervie Journal.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-08-30
What Mary said.

Judge Brewer cites a striking ex
ample of the sort of spoke which the
trickster can insert in the wheels OF
Justice.
a. witness testified in a certain
case that a person named Mary was
present when a particular converse
ton took place, and the question was
asked, What did Mary say?" This
was objected to, and after some dis
cussion the Judge ruled out the ques
ton. An exception to this decision
was Immediately taken, and on ap
peal the higher court reversed the
verdict and ordered new trial OF
the ground that the question should
have been answered.
At the second trial the same in
quSry was propounded and ELECTED
the information that Mary said moth
ing!-Putnams Magazine.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-08-30
Sizing Her Up.

"You don't seem to like Miss Cab
bic, Mrs. Malaprop," remarked Mrs.
Browne. "Why is it,"
Il detest her" replied Mrs. Mala-
prop, because she's nothing but a
scandal mongrel and everybody that
knows her will collaborate that state
1nent. philadelphia Press.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-08-30

Lay a little by" advised the edt
tor. I'D like to, said the poet Buy
little lay?'- Cleveland Leader.
81 hear your prospective sister-in
law is a dear girl?" Yes, she's more
than Tom can afford. '-Harpers Ba-
Ear.
Does your husband want job,
Mrs. McGuire?" NO; but if you've
got one for him, III make him take it."
Judge.
rs he a man who uses good judg-
ment?' Excellent But he always
puts it TO use about a day too late."-
Milwaukee Sentinel
Pat-The next wan O. they chaug-
feurs as runs over NEIL be sorry for
ut. Thomas-And why's that? Pat
I've got tin O nitro-glycerine in me
pocket!-Punch.
Yes" said the prominent citizen.
with ill-concealed pride, twenty
trains run into this town daily"
And how many run out?' the stran-
ger anxiously inquired-Judge.
Simkins-Are you going to take a
vacation this summer? Timkins--
Yes, think So have almost recov-
cred from the effects of the one took
last summer Chicago Daily News.
Dolly--No, l won't wash my face.
just hate to wash my face! Grandma
Naughty, naughty! When was a
little girl always washed my face.
Dolly-Yes, an now look at it!-Cleve-
land Dealer.
He-But why did you lead me on to
propose If you had no intention of ac-
cepting me? She-Oh Clara told me
how funny you looked when you pro
posed to her, and wanted to see for
myself! Chicago Daily News.
Mrs. De Swell is the president Of
the Home for the Aged gave her
ten dollars for it today, which I
couldn't well afford" God will re-
ward you" He has already. She
asked me to luncheon. '-Harper's Ba-
gar.
Eyes, he reads the most magma
tive poetry-indulges in the widest
statements-loves the brightest col
ors, and absolutely doesn't know the
value of money" Il see-he's an nd
vertising man for a dry goods store"
Puck
Mrs. Smith decidedly hus-
band and / had clear understanding
while we were engaged Mr.. Smith
said he wanted a plain deal in mar
rage. Mrs. Jones (maliciously)-He
needn't worry. He got it.-BaltimoFe
American.
She-I hope, dear, that you are not
going to worry about my exceeding
my allowance this time. He (bright-
ening up)-You don't mean to tell
me, dearest, that there isn't any ne
cessity for it. Certainly not What's
the use of worrying about something
you can't help?"-Life.
Prestidigltator-You saw me put
your watch in your handkerchief?
Boy on stage-Yes. You can feel IL
still in the handkerchief" Yes"
You can hear it ticking?" Eyes, but
" yes, but what?' my watch
hasn't been going since took the
works out at school Punch.
Il admit" said Critick, that he's
acquiring some notoriety but not
fame, as you call it." But" said
Dumley, 81 don't see the difference
between notoriety and fame" You
don't? Then you wouldn't be able to
distinguish between the odor OF a rose
and Limburger cheese. philadelphia
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