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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-08-01
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INFORMATION.

show me the road to f.azyville--
II can't be far away
Where shadows Ringer cool and still
And idle sunbeams play.
Where rllstling leaves are whispering
soft
And skies are milo and blue.
And placid cloud-banks drift aloft,
With nothing else to do.
oh. Lazyvile's dear old place;
IT'S over Drcamland way.
The routes not difficult to trace
Upon a summer day.
The nodding rose that blooms in state
The wild flowers on the hill,
All generously indicate
The way to Lazyvile
Washington star.
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Poor Jim,

Aunt Lucindy was in deep distress
over the loss of her son Jim, and a
neighbor sought to console her, say
ing:
Don't grieve for him. Aunt Lucindy
He has gone to land flowing with
milk and honey"
With a dismal countenance. the old
darby replied:
Tim never did like milk an honey
always made him sick "-Lippincott's
Magazine.
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side LIGHTS ON MYTHOLOGY.

SISTER" asked Mcpomene, why
art thou so gloomy?'
Because, said Calliope. who, In
her capacity as the muse that pre-
sided over eloquence and epic poetry,
had done hard days work at her
desk, reading manuscripts and firing
them into the waste basket. IL am OPP
pressed by a forebodlng that all my
labors have gone for naught. ! shall
die utterly unknown. and my name
viii perish from the EARTH
Little did she think that the most
diabolical and soul destroying instru-
ment ever devised for the purpose OF
torturing the ears of mankind would
send her name screaming and toot-
Ing down the ages!-Chicago Tribune
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Not So Bad.

Hes the most pestiferous little pup
in town. sir!" exclaimed the angry
neighbor; "and I tell you you've got
70 keep him at home. or I'll take a
club to him the next time he comes
over here and tramples my flower
beds, and
You dare TO SO much as shake your
little finger at that dog of mine and
I'll knock your head off!' shouted the
other man.
Who said anything about your
dog7 | mean that youngest boy OF
yours
"Oh. well, that's different. I'll give
him talking to, and whip him II he
bothers you any more"-Judge.
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GREAT CHESS MASTER

ders OH intemperaance, ior he Is an
abs,ainer as far as alcoholic stimu-
lants is concerned. He enjoys good
cigar. and. according to his own ng-
ures he usually smokes six cigars a
day, sometimes more. but never Tess
than this number.
In habits and dress, like many an
other genius, Emanuel Lasker Is ex-
ceedingly careless, Clothes are not
an important factor in his everyday
life. and he prefers a soft shirt with
turn-down collar attached to any
thing in the starched variety. HIS
wealth of black, curly hair Is usually
unkempt for while in repose ne mas
a habit of running his hands through
it,8 His luxuriant mustache is con-
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It Makes a plHerenoe.

"Who is that large. fat. overdresset
pudgy woman in the box" asked the
stranger at the theater.
That? Why. that is Mrs. Gottalot
You know she is worth about so mil
lions, and"
But the stranger had turned to the
friend he had brought along and was
whispering;
DO you see that plump lady
in the box-the one with the beautiful
clothes and the diamonds? That is
the famous Mrs. Gottalot." Judge.
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One Indication.

do you think that Edith is much
in love with Bob?"
Il don't think she cares a snap for
him
why not?"
II saw her eating young onions to.
day.-Milwaukee Sentinel.
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DISCOURAGED.

whats the matter with Bards.
leigh? He looks discouraged"
He worked for three years on
what he thought was going to be a
luminous poem. The critics are pub.
fishing their reviews of 1t under the
head of Light verse Chicago Rec.
ord Herald.
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The ADVANTAGE.

The enthusiastically it is worth
something to a man to i've in a coun.
try where he dare call his soul his
own.
The Pessimist-Well, yes, l suppose
he can get more for 1t, when he comes
to sell it.-Puck.
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Annlent wrlters on POIsOns

Poison lore, "poison-lehre'
was long called, was considersu a.
hidden subject for many ages "a p,
in his work "On Antidotes' 'e
that the only authors who da's n
write of poisons were Orpneu', i,
LOCUS, Morus, Mendesius the w..
Heliodorus, of Athens, and ~ 4
ers. Unfortunately, none u
treatises is In existence.
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plscouraalna News.

Yeast Dimizulu, the Zulu chief.
has a graphophone with. which he en-.
tertains his guests, and also an organ
OF English build on which he him
self performs.
Crimsonbeak--No wonder mission.
aries are getting more scarce.-Yonk-
ers Statesman.
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Made Mad bY conflne ment.

Bacon see a Henry s. Brice OF
patten, Me, claims to have found a
frog in century-old bedpost which he
recently cut up.
Egbert-I suppose, when released
the frog appeared to be hopping mad?
-Yonkers Statesman.
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Told BY the Face.

Mrs. Church, met that little boy
who lives next to you. yesterday
could tell he was good little boy. by
his face.
Mrs. Flatbush-Oh, suppose yes.
terday was one of the days he'd
washed his face!-Yonkers States.
man.
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school and which upset the free oil,
yer doctrines contained in that bool,
lie was publisher Of the Fort Dodge
messenger at Fort Dodge Ia TO-
OF the paper. e o"ner
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CITY Street Well Renamed

Liberty street, In New io' !.
has been so known since tne " !,
the revolution. Before tha' =
Crown street, which sayoreo \. =,
too much of royalty to suh =
triots. 80 the name had 10 o.
klngly rule.
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Does your friend l just met follow
any calling?"
mo; he calls a following. He's the
megaphone man at the theater,' =
baltimore American.
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Exclusive.

Miss Bobbs-Is your washefwoman
particular?
Mrs. sncbbs-Particulari Why, she
won't wash for anybody but the best
families!-DeToit Free Press.
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Scorn.

so your husband lost his money on
a race horse?"
NO" answered young Mrs, Torkins
He lost 1t on an animal he thought
was race horse"
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Self Committed.

Mrs. Cutetly-You never take me
anywhere, while your friend simpkins
is always taking his wife to the the
alter.
Mr.. Cutely (absently)-I dare say
1 wouldn't mind taking her myself.
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Ready TO Go the Limit.

II have here" said the long-haired
visitor "a little poem on spring"
"All right" said the editor, leave
It. I'll publish 1t. Nothing We can
do to spring will be too cruel, after
the experience we've had this year"
Chicago Record-Herald.
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ment of provisions for compulsory ed.
ucation and the prevention of child
labor. Both provisions were embodied
In the constitution
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Among Newspaper Men.

Wrlght-I'm working on the Bugle
now.
Penman-That paper is no good I
was on II once.
"Oh. we'll IL improved after you left
It you knowl"--Yonkers Statesman.
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She didn't Care.

MAY ! call you Mabel?" he asked
at their second meeting, pretending
to be badly smitten.
'If you wish to; but my name is
Gertrude. Chicago Record Herald.
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London experimenters nnu N
motoring enriches the blood Nv MA
good sleep. The tests were app " h
those who ride, not to the 'n
gets In front OF the motor.
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Smell III

Where is your automobile depart.
ment?' asked the man entering the
big department store.
Follow your nose" replied the
clerk near the door.-Yonkers States.
man.
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Lady (giving out tracts)--I must
confess that cannot imagine how
you can appear in public in a costume
like that. Whatever would people
think II | came out like that?
Young LADY, really dread to
think!
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Sure

What's become of the living pic
lures we used to see in vaudeville
shows?"
Dead. Cleveland Leader.
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GIRL TO GET STATE OFFICE.
Oklahoma viii Recognize Work in In.
terest of Children.

Guthrie. Okla.-Miss Kate BARNARD,
of Oklahoma City, has received the
Democratic nomination for the first
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II never do have any luck. Now
a raging toothache has begun just at
the moment that / was going to take
my life, and the nearest dentist lives
at least three leagues from here"
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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-21
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Flo, March 10Th.

Flo, March 10Th.
There is to be an entertainment
and box supper at the schoolhouse
on Wednesday, the 9th inst, the
last day of school, the proceeds of
which are to help get an organ for
the school. All are invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gust Koskela of
Roseberry are visiting friends here.
The Sewing Circle will meet at
}. w. Eloheimo's next Saturday.
Divine service will be held in the
schoolhouse on Easter Sunday.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-21

mense amount of timber held by
the Weyerhauser syndicate here,
which must be removed from the
state land upon which it stands
within the next sixteen years.
There are several mining dis
tricts that a railroad through the
valley would do business with.
The valley is well settled with
an industrious and enterprising
class of citizens who have an
abiding faith that railroad will
come by the route indicated. A
large railroad business would come
from the sources mentioned besides
that furnished by summer travel
to and from the Lakes.
The route through the valley
for an electric line would be through
beautiful scenery, which alone
would make the trip a popular
one. The sagebrush country is left
behind and delightful country
is entered where the fresh green
grass, patches of wild flowers,
natural groves of trees, and the
numerous clear mountain streams
form a picture that one never sur
feits on. The Payette river flows
through the entire length of the
valley, it's banks covered in many
places with natural groves which
are ideal camping places. Majestic
mountains bound the valley on the
east and the west, bare and rugged
ly grand at their SUBMITS, on which
some snow may always be found,
their bases covered with magnifi-
cent forests of pine, fir, and other
trees. A railway running through
the center of the valley would have
the mountains on either hand at a
distance of from two to four miles.
1t would be a Picturesque route
and open cars would be in demand.
At the head of the valley is the
grand lake with it's charming sur
roundings, destined to become one
of the most popular resorts in the
northwest when railroad reaches it.
The power for an electric rail
road is here, in the Payette river,
and we believe the day is not far
distant when it will be utilized.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-21
CRAWFORD
Crawford No., /.

-, Crawford, March y
The ladies of the Thumb. 4.
Aid are selling chances on * WY wy
OF new rag carpet and ion s -,
articles, all useful. 0'nef
Will Jameson made trip to ..
postotfice Friday in spring v ,''
on. 1t certainly looks good !. veg
wheels once more. " 'ts
The snow is going very fast !;
this part of the valley, the hills :. :
getting bare and the roads ara :, ~
muddy in places. wv
The ladies of the Thunda, ~.
Aid practiced in the hall here NJ.
day for their play, which will /.
given March 26.
Miss Sadie Alvey of Thupde
City visited friends here Thursd,,|
and Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Joe Downend i,
Center spent Friday and SATURDAY.
in town.
D. N. Higgins returned Wedne,.
day from a business trip to Rose.
berry.
Robert Parks of Roseberrv wa,
in Crawford during the past week
St. Patrick's day, and eyerybody
is resplendent in green today.
Miss Carrie Wootan of VanwyL
was in Crawford Friday.
Make your wants known by adj
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-21
SURE TO HAVE RAILROAD.

ELSEWHERE In CnlS issue we
publish an editorial from The
Statesman in regard to the prob
ability of Boise and Payette lakes
being connected by an electric
railroad within few years. "In-
deed, it is likely to come very
soon," says The Statesman.
The Statesman has always been
alive to the great opportunities
awaiting development in this Sec
ton, especially the lakes, and fore
sees clearly that an electric line
will surely be built some time
That it will come earlier than
some of us expect is not at all
unlikely. Any day almost we
may hear of the move being made
that will insure it.
There is no reason to doubt that
an electric line from Boise to the
Payette lakes would pay from the
start. After leaving Boise the line
would tap a district rich in miner
ais, stock and timber. Entering
Long valley about midway between
Boise and the Lakes, it would run
through an exceedingly rich and
fertile tract of land (between 200,
900 and 100000 acres) all the way
to the Lakes. This beautiful land
is practically a newly-settled coun-
try, but it is making wonderfully
rapid strides in development.
What it is really capable of is only
just beginning to be understood.
1t has beautiful climate, and the
soil produces splendid crops with
out irrigation. Grain and grasses
of all kinds grow to perfection;
sugar beets do fine, SO far as they
have been tried; all kinds of vege-
tables do exceedingly we'll, and
small fruits yield we'll. AS dairy
country it can not be beaten, and
for raising stock nothing better
could be wished.
The timber, of which there is an
immense quantity in the valley,
will be required in the lower coun-
try pretty soon at a faster rate than
it can be logged down the Payette
river, and a railroad will be abso-
lutely necessary to remove the i'm
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-21
ROSEBERRY
Roseberry, March IS.

Rain has been falling since about
3 o'clock yesterday and everything
is water around here. The sloughs
are all full and running and every
thing shows signs of spring. The
kildeers are here this morning and
the appearance of this bird is a
very good sign of spring.
The social at Jack Jasper's Fri
day evening, in the interest of the
Roseberry Sunday school, was a
grand success. There were about
eighty people present and the pro-
ceeds amounted to $24.1O. Every
body had a good time. Some came
from Flo and Center.
E. E. Carter came in from Ever
green last night. Some of the 9TH
er boys are expected today.
Rev. Johnson and family are
living in the house where Rev. Jas
per has been living.
Roseberry once more has black
smith shop running.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-21

The Stallion "Silver Tall
will make the season at Roseberrv.
Terms So to insure mare with foal.
j. M. JASPER,
Roseberry, Idaho.
The Washington times., 1907-02-12
Packing the Lunch Basket

among the filings for sandwiches nos
sloie at this season, the following are
suggested: Dates. chopped and seasoned
lightly with ground cloves or cinnamon.
Duteh cheese and chopped nuts. or
cheese with chopped olives; cold baked
oeans mashed to paste and seasoned
with celery salt or mustard: olives
chopped fine and mixed with rnavon-
nalsei minced onions with salt and pep-
per; chopped peanuts or other nuts
naked with mayonnaise or French
dressing; raisins or figs chopped with
nut meats. any kind of thick rnarr1a
iade, Jam or Jelly; preserved ginger
minced very fine; sour apples and ceier-g
chopped very fine and mixed With salad
dressing; grated cheese with cbonned
pickles seasoned with salt nepper' mus
lard and anchovy paste; cold fried oy-
sters minced, with French tlressino,.
cabbage very finely chopped. with salad
dressing; thinly sliced bananas with
lemon Juice or mayOnnaIse: minced
hard-boiled eggs with sardines mashed
TO paste; grated cheese mustard
chopped celery, or any kind of cold
cooked meat. minced and mixed with
any sort Of salad dressing. anchovv
paste. lemon Juice. tomato catsup. mus
tard. minced pickles, olives or parsley:
Neufchatel cheese moistened with sweet
cream, seasoned with salt and pepper.
and mixed VITA chopped pecan nuts
The Home Magazine for February.
The Washington times., 1907-02-12

When a clear break is found in both
hands, great danger OF death This is
partic Ilarly true when the ends turn
in toward the mount and are very pale
Gig. %.
When the line is united with the head
line tEig, l0 cautioUsness. tImidity and
sensitive about anything concerning
self and general lack of seIf-confidence.
When the lines are much crossed at the
same time the individual is impeded By
approximations, consequently too
'thin-skinned' 10 bear criticism, and
too easily discouraged in fighting Hfes
battles This unfortunate quality can
be overcome in childhood If parents en-
deavOr by training. 10 change the nature
or the little one by having the sub
lect appear IN public, etc, thus causing
him TO sink his personality This shy
ness is often marked IN grown people,
ana only through tho natural force OF
character the shyness remains conceal
ed. The young man may appear bold.
but only because he IS conscious Of his
shynesI
When the line IS separated from the
head line Zig. ID IL denotes courage.
Self-cOnfidence and in extreme cases
COnceit. sometimes rash and fOolhardy.
These persons dislike 10 hear their own
faults, are quick 20 resent an insult and
sensitive about their good name and
honor They are blunt and outspoken
and generally lack tact; yet il is a sue
cessful mark, for they believe in their
abilities and are not easily discouraged
in their struggles by criticism. IN fact
II makes them more determined. More
over, their position IN life must com
mand respect otherwise their dignity is
hurt. This marking is very essential TO
lawyers, actors. ministers. lectUrers-it
gives pluck TO face an audience.
When Joined 10 head and heart lines
Gig. - at the commencement IL is
sign Of misfortune This / have often
seen on hands OF persons who had lost
either leg OF arm through accident.
When the lie line is close 10 the
thumb Gig ID. thereby Iessening the
size OF tho Mount Of Venus, is Il sign OF
short life
When branch leaves the line AT
about the center or last quarter Of the
line Gig. ID. and goes down over the
Mount OF the Moon, the Interpretation
IN a firm hand IS -restlessness and fond
ness Tor travel In soft hand. q love
The Washington times., 1907-02-12

FOR excitement intemperanee or even
vice.
When tasseled az the end OF the line.
poverty or loss OF money late in life
Gig. 81.
When branches ascend on the line
Gig lD, honor and riches are to be
looked for. Branches descending Gig
81, loss OF health and wealth. Branches
ascending from the line to q certain
mount Gig. l5l. talent and success In
accordance with the type OF hand. IL
nellnlng 10 Jupiter. success in leader
ship, so ola with every mount
When a c.-)ss IL found at the begin
mig OF the line under Jupiter Gig. I6D.
an accident IN carly life, or death avert
cd Dy sheer good luck.
When 4 cross Is found at the end OF
IN. Hne' TevcTses in old age Gig. 10.
When an island is found on the line.
lFlg. ID. rundown system that will
be open 10 disease at the period the Is
land - found due 20 excess
When a cross ls found touching the
line orig 10, troubles by some member
OF the family ar close friend.
When the Ire of health meets the life
line and both are Of equal depth Els.
10. death at that period.
When branch separates from the
line at the enG, the subject viii travel
much, and may end his OF her days in
q foreign country Gig. lO. this L have
Points herein cnl n1cracCI cannot he
watched too .I1-; ~, ~ warning may
he gained ~ hem that may help US
in the future IL is only when We are
sick that We go for the doctor. BIZ
knowing these symbols We may ward
off the tendency toward disease or in
jury; strong Will power Is known q
have worked wonders IN annuliing these
tendencies. further. on a firm hand
they are fevcr as dangerous as on a
setter type.
Both maids u-Est always be consulted
when studying signs OF Illness or death.
Ii a line is only broken on one hand and
not on the other. il denotes only a ten
dency, or possible Illness, but not neCes-
Sarilv dangerous
People Judge hRbitEdlly by features or
faces. and pride themselves upon their
perception of character reading. But N
one tells the same cnarc cteris.iSs by the
hands. the prejUdiced call IL fortune
telling" a abuse the writer never tires
Of defending.
The Washington times., 1907-02-12
Place Cards

Where did -ou ever get those lovely
little japanese place caTds?" was the
cry at d recent artists tea
7 bought them at the drug store for
10 cents "A box" was the calm reply
And so she had, Cor they were moth
Ing more nor less than the common food
FOR goldfish, which comes In very thin
cakes resembling rice paper.
TIA " take both paint and ink beautl-
fully and are especially attractive IN
japanese designs. one OF the most
beautiful Of al SHOWS branch OF the
pink cherry blossom. with the guest =
name IN "Japanesey' characters at tn
right
The only trouble is that they are very
brittle, and must be handled with great
care. IL this IS exercised however.
there Is a more than reasonable hope
of their surviving until finished. OF
course water cOlOrS alone could be used.
and they are not strong enough TO bear
the weight Of either pencil or crayOn.
The more delicate and pastel-like the
tints the more exd::isite they are.
The Washington times., 1907-02-12
Hints on Storing FsuH

Amateurs frequently gather their ap-
pies and pears before they are thor
oughly ripeued. Under these conditions
IT. Is impossible TO obtain the full flavor
OF the fruit An even temperature In
the fruit store is important. and ade-
quate ventilation must be provided at
ali times. Many excellent varieties OF
apples have been pronounced OF in
ferior quality owing 10 their being
placed In III ventilated St0reroons Tho
use of straw or nay should be avoided
Fruit viii taste of the flavor of thes-.
materials II used. The choicest dessert
varieties should be placed on wad.Iirs
or wood wool in single layers. Tak9
great care in handling the fruit not 10
bruise or otherwise damage II I'm anv
Gardening Ior Beginners in
the Garden. az