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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27
THE SECTION MEN
HELP vANOEWART
LOAD WOOL
Boston Buyer Has Strenuous
Time of It Getting Biz Clips
Onto Cars Out at HoIbrook

A. Vandewart. the Boston wool buy
er. who has been IN Albuquerque dur
ing the week. has been having trou-
bles Of his own with his wool out at
Holbrook Mr.. VaudeWart. who Is
buyer for Brown and Adams, of The
Hub is q resourceful man, and when
he found himself really up against it
/ out at the Arizona town, he rallied
a bunch of section men, with the con-
sent of superintendent T.. j. Gibson,
of the Albuquerque division Of the
| santa Fe, and got the wool under
cover just in time TO escape a storm
and a loss Of no one knows how much
in damaged wool. The HolbrOOk Ar
gus tells Of Mr.. Vandewart's exploit
as follows:
a. Vandewart, the widely known
buyer for Brown & Adams, wool deal
ers of Boston, has been having a very
strenuous week in receiving the large
clips Of wool that has been delivered
to him here the past few days. Among
the lots being loaded are the clips of
James and Robert Scott, w. y.
Campbell, j T. Lesueur, II. II. Scorse,
William Morgan. Ben Schuster, Luis
Chavez, who are among the heaviest
growers Of that great American sta
pie in this section Of the country.
There was about half a million pounds
shipped from here So far this month
After trying in vain to secure labor
ers here to load the hundreds Of bags
Of wool that were rapidly coming in
Vandewart. who seems to nave the
faculty Of doing things, prevailed
on superintendent Gibson, of the
Santa Fe company, to allow him the
services of the section crew to assist
in loading the wool On The cars. The
weather was threatening and with in
dications Of rain at any moment, 1t
behooved Mr.. Vandewart to get his
property under shelter, A large
freight room or warehouse would be
very convenient at this station.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

THIS AFTERNOON AND EVENING.
THE PIX WILL BE RUNNING FULL
BLAST. A VARIETY or LITTLE
STUNTS" WILL AFFORD NOVEL
AMUSEMENT FOR EVERYBODY, YOUNG
Oh OLD. N NOBODN'S PALATE CAN
FAR TO BE TICBLED BY SOME OF
ABUNDANT REFRESHMENTS
WHICH WILL BE OFFERED. No ONE
CAN MISS II PLACE, NEXT DOOR TO
III FRENCH BAKERY, on EAST CEN
TRIAL.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27
sPORTSNTEN OUTRAGED At
\ HINT OF DYNAMITE

Albuquerque sportsmru are tndig-
naut al the suggestion that dynamite
JhuS been used on trout Tn the PrCus
river and do not hesitate 90 express
their opinion OF the practice.
y hesitate Ia believe that these men
are guilty Us charged" said onc Welt
known fisherman yesterday who mas
watched the trout rise in the l'ocos
non many wears III is difncult for
me and Z should think. TOR any man
who Ctrvs for good sport, 90 Imagine
the WiHd that could direct the dyuu-
hitting OF a trout stream w have
few enough trant streams in New
Mexico and tho upper Pccoa is the
almost the uuty accessible stream nee
naming That % ont could -o far
forget himself us Goo use dynamite loo
that stream Seems almost impossible
Co mr. ID these men urr innocent it
viii De quickly demonstrated. for This
i- % case where he proof must Doe
absolute. If they are guilty. they
should get the extreme penalty off tho
law and the next legislature should
make tho penalty stronger. II erus
.l mo that thr dNuumfaug of a trout
streams i- "a little wore. man blowing
.up "a railroad bridge nI ~Vreckiug ID
house There are few enough fish
left. and Nr should usp every proDad-
tInn to protect the ones we haN
from dNnamlt-rs
sEE NOW Yot CNN SHOOT At run
PIKE THIS AFTERNOON AND ENEN
ING. HANE ~ouI MATIWMIION. or
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27
DON'T FORGET THAT WE CAR
RY THE FINEST LINE OF GRO
CERIES IN THIS SECTION OF THE
COUNTRY. y. G. PRATT X co.
IN BAKING

THERE Is A GREAT DEAL OF n!SCOM-
FORT. II HOT FIRES MAKE IT UN-
PLEASANT, AND CHANCE OF
HAVING Bad BREAD MAKES IT VERY
TRYING. WE TAKE ALL u WORK
AND WORRY orr YOUR HANDS. AND
YOU HAVE FIRST CLASS BREAD AS 4
RESULT 5. B%AIIING, $. FIRST ST.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27
NOIIC~

An persons having accounts against
Bernalillo county will please file
vouchers for SAME with the probate
clerk not later than Saturday, June
29th.
A. L. WALKER, Clerk.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

Don't let your child suffer with
that cough Whel YOU can CLre IL with
Rallards Horehound Syrup. a sure
cure for Coughs. Bronchitis. Influ-
euHa, Group and Pulmonary Diseases.
Buy a bottle and try &c.
e. Il. Laughter. Byhalia. Miss.
writes. 81 have two children who
had Group I tried many different
remedies, hut / must say your Hore-
hound syrup IS The best Croup and
Cough medicine Fever used" sold
by !. u. O'Rielly CO. 4.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27
I. w.
100 n. First St.,
headquarters for
Navajo Blankets and
indian and MEXICAN Goods.


THE FROSTING
GIVES THE FINISH 70 MANY A CAKE.
IT - THE LIrTLE THINGS ABOUT
CAKE AND PIE THAT MAKE THE BIG
DIFFERENCES IN THEN.
CARR IN MAKING
AND CARE IN BAKINGi CARE, IN FACT,
All THROUGH Is WHAT GIVES OUR
PRODUCTS THEIR FAMOUS FLAVOR. ;.
RAILING. :. FIRST ST.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

Pains in the stomach, collie and
d rrhoea are quickly relieved by the
use of Chambellaln's collie, Cholera
and Dlarrhoea Remedy. For sale by
all druggists. 80
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

We are able to furnish our customers with
am kinds Of min wood after July ], 1907
C~LARRVILLE COAL co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27
MANY BEAUTIFUL SOUVENIRS
GIVEN AWAY EVERY AFTERNOON
AND EVENING AT THE AUCTION.
IuCKON-MAYNARD co.
SUERI0CK HOLMES

couldn't find the one nan in this town
that wants that saddle or driving
horse of yours as surely ana as quock-
ly as a for sale ad can DO; and Sher-
locks fee would be larger.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

WATERMELON. lCE CREAM. CAKE
an CANDY. At TIM PIKE. RMS Az
rthNooN AND ENENiNG. NENT tn
IRENCu BAkERN. EA~r CENTRAL
Nj >it 4 rHE IA D run FISH
y SHOOTING GALLERY. AND
CIR NOtB FORTUNE ToID.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27
In full ripeneSS,

III luU Ilp6ll6SS'
Hot Weather togS of al
kinds, from the cool Straw
Hat down to the comfortable
Low Cut Shoe,
Hart, SchaHner and Marx
Suits and Trousers - cool.
comfortable and stylish, 0ul
prices are always right, WI
sell Hanan and Douglas Shoes.
We are also agents for the Dr.,
DeimeI Linen Mesh Underwear,
the best on earth,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

DoNT roRGEr NRs RUNNEI's TIA
ronAN-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

~ NOW NoI CAS- SHOOT At THI
rtkE THt AFTERNOON Am ENEN.
ING HNNE >OVE WATERMELON, OR
ICI CREAM. TOO.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-06-27

Washington, June 26.-NeW Mexico
ana Arizona, Fair Thursday and Fri
H.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28
PETITION TO AMEND 60,

Georgia. .diynn County.
70 the Superior CoS5t vi sal
county.
the petition Vi tie HQis5lSrll -
Peterson Com ia G e
said county, fesA t.
eAe court the fulcS to
Wit: a
Inat On tne/yA. a. s.cemDe,
1918, by WIZ OF thef g0thoflly YES
ed ia the R&lsfior coAee OF SAID cyuu
". your petitioners wsie duly 'Incor
'eQrated under Inc name and styie
kaiisa Iloit-Hermau-Peterson Company
Win certain sigAts and .ha4lulle
pres rlDed III sad charter winch wlll
appear IN book -oi record of
CHARTERS OF corporations of sal
said county
SECOND.
That the character Of bushes
cardied on by said corporation Is tue
operating OF saw mills, planning
mills, shingle mills, manufactuli
preparing, storing and dealing ii
lumber.
THIRD.
That your petitioners desire
amend their Nlarter changihging IL
corporate namN from HoltHermann
peterson Coml9ny to the name ot
Glynn Lumber ECompany
That your petitioner further show
that this application Tor anendnen
aforesaid ha/oeen duly authorize
by the una2Nnous vote Of all The
stoekholdeZ OF said corporation
Where.%e petitioner prays THAI the
present%EorpOrate name OF The Holt
HeLSSSnn-P son Company be
ahHged to the style and name OF
GAnn Lumber Company carrying
with all the present rights Of the
SAID corporation.
HoitlFiermann-Peterson Co.,
BY Nj. L. Gross, Atty.
Original amendment filed ia oLic
this April 1st 1907
Il. f. dusignon,
Clerk Superior Court Glynn Coun
ty, Georgia.
State Of Georgia, County of Glynn
hereby certify that the above an
foregoing is true copy Of the orig
mai amendment Of Holt-Hermann
Peterson Company, filed in my office
onthis the 1st day Of April, 1907
II. F. duBignon,
Clerk Superior Court. Glynn Coun
~ Georgia.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28

Application tor Leave OF Support.
Georgia, Glynn County.
Mrs L. 3. Day having made appli-
cation for tweve months support out
OF the estate Of H c. Day. and ap-
praisers duly appointed to set apart
The same, having fled their reutrn, all
persons concerned are hereby requir-
ed to show cause before the court Of
ordinary Of said county on the first
Monday in May, 1907, why said ap
plication should net be granted
This 8th day Of April, 1907
Horace Dart,
Ordinary llYun Counts GaorRta
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28
WHAT DOES LFR
INSURANCE COST
And Where Does Vow Money Cor
Some Interesting FATS on a Thor
oushIy interesting Theme.

The insurance statutes Of Massa-
chusetts afford ne most complete
protection to 6iicy holders o. any
tate in the union. No insurance com.
pany ever chartered under Massa-
chusetts reserve laws has ever fail
ed or been involved in insurance scan.
dals.
The Columbian National not only
operates but is chartered under tae
stringent laws OF Massachusetts, and
is the only old line life insurance
company that deposits all gQnies col
ected from this district in Brunswick
banks until the reserve put in perma.
ent securities tlat effect US locaHy
Il caves your premium at home. Sup
pose ali premiums paid for life in
urance premiums in this city were
Oft IN Brunswick banks, nQw mucn
greater would your BANK q
The Columbian National nov has
money deposited In Brunswick banks
and BRUNSWICK has teen designated
as a permanent repository for all pre-
NUNS collected on policies written in
my district. which is composed OF
e.ynn, Ware. Mcintosh, Coffee, Charl-
ton. Gllnch. Pierce. JEFF Davis and
Wayne counties.
Consider and compare the convert
PIE and renewable policy issued by
the Columbian National Life Insur
nee Company, Of Boston, Mass
nnO cnere nMNillnIIM
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28
Georgia, eIynn County.

TIE undersigned administrator
has applied to the Undersigned or
binary for leave to sell the lands of
the estate Of Charles A. Blair, late
OF said county. deceased, and whiA
lands are described in the petition
fled to the said ordinary for the
purpose, which sets forth the rea-
sons for such sale. The application
will be heard at the next term of
the court Of ordinary Of said county
This. April II, 1907.
Henry Stephenson,
Administrator Upon the Estate Of
Said Charles A. Blair.
Horace Dart,
Ordinary Glynn County, Georgia.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28

Thls would not be a large price 90
pay for DR.. Drummond's Lightning
r, hedies for rheumatism II ono com
not get relief any cheaper The
Drummond Medicine co. New York
have received hundreds o. unsolicited
testimonials from grateful people re
stored 70 health by the use Of their
remedies. who would not hesitate NJ
pay any price rather than suffer the
former torture n you would IKE CO
try these remedies and your drugglsi
haB not got them writs aiascf b
company Agents wanted
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28
DAVIS 8 BLACKBERRY
40 MONK st. PnoNs 80

WANTED.-Lady bookkeeper famil-
lar with general Office work
stenography, wishes position Can
furnish A 1 reference. Address s
this Office.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28

VIII buy nice two-story house
we'll located, newly rewarded 90 by
1870 lot.
ALBERT FENDIo & co.
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$1,000 COSTS ANNUALL'

a policy Uncomfortable, thai orotect
he home as we'll as the business,
'runswick money for Brunswick
banks. Professional men, salaried
men, wage earners. reflect, act and
consult Hoyt w. Gale, District Mana
GER. before taking out 6 policy.
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$1,o5o.

St,05o.
VIII buy 10 room house and AS
acres OF ground, near cypress mill.
ALBERT FENplG G. co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28

We SOLICIT orders Tor everything in
the grocery line Prompt service.
low rrices Davis E 8lacFerhv n
Monk street
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28
FEEsn sTRAWBEgRlES
EeCe ved ENurv nav.

FRESH sTRAWBEERlEB
SeCc ySd EVery Gay
srunsW SKIS Candy st0fs
L.sE Dus nUgat suEe.l >4.l l.a.,s9.-
you ars gettne purs chocolate Gs
fuhst.tutaH Sre injurious 10 aoSith
For sure shocOlsts and 81 oshST San
dies cal On mo
A frssh supply received sv8S wees
frore kaRier tbs famous sheeo.sts
msksv Either e. kalk u ia beaatifs,
pound RMd half poERd BOXES
FlNENT FRUITS. CHARS AXE TO
RACtSt&B, HTD
rAsEN GANGbV MAIDS FREGss
aas6
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28
SCIENTIFIC BOXING
MATCH

In (which YOUNG DIooN, Of New
fofk viii class with LOUIS MILLER
Of Brunswick. for 20 rounds for the
reatnenweisht Championship of
brunswick. -
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28
$500

viii buy nice twostory house. close
in, facing square.
ALBERT FENDlG & co.
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SMITHS PHARMACY
$4,000

viii buy nice residence on Rey
nolds street, close In.
ALBERT FENDlG & co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28

$3.50.
viii buy nice little country place
with small house IA acres half cleared
ALBERT FENDlG & co.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-04-28

Georgia, flynn County.
10 the superior eoSst OF sal
county.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
A City of Caravnns.

The first of November is the official
beginning Of winter in Paris. Then, no
matter what the temperature be, fires
are lit in the schools and public build
ings, and the janitor turns ON the heat
for the sad race of fiat jewellers. Then
all the smaller shows which cannot
pay for a "stand" in the streets or
, squares go into winter quarters
Where? l found city of them out in
the waste lands by the great gate of
MontrOpge. In an empty lot were
scores OF caravans drawn up behind
the wooden palisades, ranged so as to
form veritable streets, named after
this Snowman or that. Dogs, chickens.
rabbits, children, swarmed everywhere
CorkScrews of smoke rose from the
chimneys of the wagons. Gaudy rags
were drying ON lines. Will you look in
one of the vans? 1t has two rooms. In
one are the beds. The other is for eat
ing. On all sides the walls are lined
with closets and drawers. A little stove
glows near the door. Here they are
born, here they live and die, the enter
nal dynasties of the vOyagers.-Vance
Thompson in Outing Magazine.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
A Robust Ghost.

John Leech and a member of the
MiIlais family once stayed i might at
Cowdray hall, in England. where, many
guests being present, the two friends
had no alternative but to accept rooms
in an isolated wing supposed to be
haunted. In the middle of the night
Millais awoke, believing that some
giant was shaking him violently by the
shoulder. This was supposed to be
the favorite device of the ghost. He
rushed into corridor and found Leech
sitting there trembling and declaring
that he would not for the world go
back to his room. They spent the re-
mainder OF the night in the corridor,
but in tie morning said nothing OF
their experiences. In the afternoon
there arrived an evening paper telling
of violent earthquake in the locality.
The earthquake was what the two Wis
itors believed to be their ghost.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
Poisoned With Food.

If one were to say that thousands Of
people regularly and almost system
atically poison themselves with food,
1t would strike the average layman as
extravagant The opinion of the lay
man, however. cuts no figure when
compared with the scientific deductions
OF one who has carefully observed the
facts. How many people are there
who select their food with care, eat it
at the right time and in the proper
way TO secure good digestion and SUBJ
Sequent absorption Of just the physi-
OlOgically correct amount of nutriment
required to repair the waste incurred
by the duties of everyday life? There
are very few. Some starve themselves,
but the great majority go to the other
extreme and constantly overeat One
eats too much at regular mealtimes,
while another eats less, but feeds more
frequently. In either case the diges-
tive apparatus is OvertaXed-A Ply
stefan In New York World.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12

1t is now the general conclusion Of
scientists that light is simply the re-
suit Of vibrations, or waves. which oc-
cur in q hypothetical substance known
rs the ether, substance supposed to
permeate all space and all objects and
to be coextensive with the universe.
According to this theory. when the
ether is caused to vibrate at certain
rate it gives rise to the sensation of
light in proportion to the rate Of vibra-
ton, or, in other words. the wave
length. In this way the various colors
are produced, red having the longest
wave length and violet the shortest
wave length Of any of the colors-that
is, there are more waves or vibrations
in given time in the case OF violet
than in the case Of red light. Briefly,
in relation to this peculiar phenomenon,
the theory is that colored bodies owe
their color to the fact that they exert
selective action on the waves or rays
of light which fall upon them, allowing
some to pass on and SO give the effect
Of color, while others are absorbed or
destroyed.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
The Truly Beautiful.

There is, it has been said, no fixed
standard of art criticism. What. Is
lauded today is discarded tomorrow,
and even cOnnoisseurs disagree be-
wilderingly; but, CHANGING back over
the ages, it will be found that the dis
cord has been caused by technical di-
vergence and that in every land and
among all peoples the truly beautiful
has been generally recognized and cor
rectly esteemed. No one questions to-
day the beauty Of the Greek temple o.
the charm of the Babylonian pottery.
1t does not require trained eyes to rec
ognize the merit of an oriental flower
painting or to find delight in one of
WhiStler's noctunes. The fundamen-
tails in each instance are the same
rhythmical line. fair proportions and
harmonious coloring. We have to be
led Outlines up the ascent of art, anu
there is much discussion concerning
the byways. but once on the height Of!
disSensiOn ends, and we no longer need
a guide.-Leila Mechlin in Century.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
A roliceman,a Strategy.

When Captain w. E. Weber was q
patrOlman a clothing store upon his
beat was robbed one night. The thief
had taken off his own old clothes and
left them in the store. He had put on
q new suit and worn it away. The old
suit was that of a boy about fifteen
years old.
Weber gathered up the clothes and
took them to the old fire patrol house
at Seventh avenue and Wyandotte
street. He put them upon the floor
and, turning the hose on them, drench-
ed them with water. Then he went
down to the junction, where at that
time the newsboys congregated In
great numbers. He gathered a dozen
OF them around him.
''Boys," he said, "the police found
come clothes down on the river bank
this morning. 1t looks like a 10y had
been drowned. / want all of you to
come up to the fire station and look at
the clothes. Maybe you can tell me who
they belonged to-"
No sooner had the ''newsies' gath
cred around the pile of water soaked
clothes than one little fellow spoke up:
'sThem's Nifty Smiths. / seen him
Wearin' them red galluses. an he sew
ed that patch on the knee there his
self"
Other boys corroborated this story.
In less than an hour the officer had
cOrralled Nifty and made him confess
to the robbery City Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
FL ItOraGo.

The modern meaning of FL Dorado
may be traced as follows: One of Pr
zarro's men said that he had discov-
cred a land of boundlesS wealth be-
tween the Orinoco and the Amazon.
This country was named El Dorado.
Sir Walter Raleigh, endeavOred to find
it; hence the name has come TO mean
golden country of the mind, fabu-
lous land of fabulous wealth, much as
Cockaigne, fancied land of luxury
ard idleneSs.-New York American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
valuable Pebbles.

Between the northern point OF Long
Island and Watch Hill lies a row OF
little islands, two OF which, Plum is
land and Goose island, possess a Pc
culiar form OF mineral wealth. 1t cor
sists in heaps Of richly colored quartz
pebbles, showing red, yellow, purple
and other hues, which are locally called
agates. They are used in making stain
ed glass windows, and there Is a sufti-
Client demand for them in New York
to keep the owners Of one or two sloops
employed in gathering them from the
beaches, where the waves continually
roll and polish them, bringing out the
beauty Of their collars.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
A Drflaer All Rfxht.

An Irishman looking for work took
his stand in group at the gate of a
large engineering establishment. By
aud by the foreman came up to the
gate and asked.
''Are there any drillers hereY'
YES" said Pat, stepping forward.
He got the job at once, but he had
cot been working long at the machine
when it broke down. The foreman, in
anything but pleasant mood, then in
quired:
Where. man, did you learn drill
ing?"
'In The militia" was Pats reply
London Tit-Rits.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
If You Try

Father Williams Indian Herb Tea,
Dr. Herb Tablets and do not find them
jhe best medicines you ever used for
Constipation, Torpid Liver, Sick Kid
neys, Sour Stomach, Sick Headache,
Neuralgia, Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Billiousness, Malaria, Dizziness and
Bad Breath, we will refund the
money.
They work day and night and you
get up in the morning feeling like
new person.
Try them 20 cents, Tea OF Tablets.
For sale by W. T. Brooks.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
Happiness and Hunger.

"My idea Of perfect happiness" said
the seedy philosopher as he made his
fourth round trip to the free lunch
counter, lis to be in a position to go
into the SWEETEST restaurant, put my
hand over the price list of the menu
and order what my taste dictates, ire
spective OF the demurs OF diminished
Wad "
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
A Correction.

Bertie-Father, what is an egotist?
Father-He is man who thinks he is
smarter than any one else. Mother
My dear, you are scarcely right. The
egotist is the man who says that he is
smarter than any one else. AID men
think they arel
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12
Appropriafe.

Young Widow (at the animal selIer's)
II want a dog. Animal Seller-Yes,
madam; white, gray or brindied?
Young Widow-No. Black-all black.
I am in deep mourning.-Nos Loisirs.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12

yenus-And what do you do when
not engaged in archery? Cupid-Oh,
I'm kept busy rhyming with stupid
Puck. -
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-02-12

He is a fool who cannot be angry,
but he is wise man who viii not
Seneca.