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The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14

From the Louisville Courier-Journal.
Now, son, what we going to do
about the farm?"
Il think, pater, Pn go In for a little
tallyhoing," t...
Fine idea! You do the hoeing AM.
III keep tally"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14


sit in a chair day
after day unable to
move about on &c
count of rheumatic
pains In my back.
hips and legs. l was
short OF breath and
my heart
hutt'er after the
beast %exertion. | had
dizzy spells and
bearing down pains
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14

"Copy!' bawled the foreman of the ru-
raj print shop. The boys are waiting,
sir"
The country editor sighed. Then, reach
ing for the nearest exchange, he clipped
an obituary, two want ads and half the
society column. FASTING them on a blank
sheet of paper, he labeled the whole
From Our East Window" and resumed
his reading.-Puck.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
From Judge,

New Artist-H you like that drawing,
Mr.. Editor. i have a lot more there in
my portfolio.
Editor (absent- mindedly)-That's the
main defect in this drawing.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
From the PHILADELPHIA r,

From the Philadelphia Record.
Poor man." exclaimed the benevolent
Old lady. And you say you have no
friends?" mo, madam" replied the
weary wayfarer; II used to be a baseball
umpire"
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14

f REAT medicine, the Sawbuck.
20 Two hours a day saving wood
" II win keep ~anyone's Bowels
A regular.
No need OF pills, CathartIcs, Castor on,
nor "PhysIc," If you'n only work the Saw
buck regularly.
Exercise is Natures Cure for Constipa-
ton and, a Ten-Mile walk will do, if you
haven't got a wood-piIe.
But, If you will take your Exercise in an
Easy Chair, there's only ono way 10 do that.
because. there's only one kind Of Artificial
Exercise for the Bowels and It's nama is
"CASCARETS."
Cascarets are the only means 10 exercise
the Bowel Muscles without work.
They don't Purge, Cri2e, nor upset
your Stomach" because they don't act like
Physics"
They don't flush out your Bowels and
Intestines with a costly waste Of Digestive
Juice, as Salts, Castor on, Calomel. Jalap.
oE Aperient Waters always do.
No-Cascarets strengthen and stimulate
he Bowel Muscles, that limo the Food
oassages and that tighten up when food
,ouches them, thus driving the food to Its
iinish.
A Cascaret acts o n your Bowel Muscles
as II you had just sawed a cord Of wood, or
walked ten miles.
Cascarets move the Food Naturally.
digesting It without waste of tomorrow'L
Gastric Juice.
The thin, flat, Ten-Cent Box Is made
to fit your Vest pocket, or MY Lady's".
Purse. Druggists - 10 Cents a Cox.
Carry It constantly with you ana take q.
casoarst whenever you suspect you used,
one.
Be very careful to get tho genuine
made only by the Sterling Remedy COM
pany. and never sold in bulk: Every tab
let stamped "CCc." m
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
kaen Hnr onint

Doctor Emdee-Mndam, just put this
thermometer I'm your mouth and hold
It there for three minutes
Mr.. HeEpeck (sotto voceD-Say, Doc.
what1l you take for that thermometer?
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
From Smart Set.

Mr.. Jolly There's one thing / lii
about Miss Barker. She never talks
about anybody.
Miss Sneerwell-NO. indeed. She
spends all her time talking about her.
self.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
From the Cbicapo Tribun.

Old Hunks-Did you marry me 70:
my money? Answer me that, madam.
Mrs. Enthusiastically 1 did. And
we'd get along Just lovely II you were
not so stingy with 1t.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14

From the Baltimore American.
Young Freshltigh insisted that all
he needed to succeed in politics was an
opening" ' ,.
Well. he's got 1t. He's in a hole
now" g.. s..... @ ,
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
NEW DISTRICTS
Now Open for Settlement

Some Of the choicest lands In tho grain growing
ceits Of Saskatchewan and Alberta have recently been
opened for settionent under the Revised Home stead
Regulations OF Canada. Thousands Of homo stea ds of
100 acres each are now available. Tho new reeula-
hons maks II possible for entry 10 DO made by proxy,
the op~ortunity that many In the United States have
oeen waiting for. Any member Of a fam lily may make
entry for any other member Of the family who may
DO entitled to mako entry for himself or herself.
Entry may now be made before the Agent or Sub
Agent OF the District by proxy ION csrtain conditionsI,
py the father. mother. son. daughter, brother or sis
Dor OF an intending home Stsader
ANY even numbered section Of Dominion
Lands In manitoba or the North West Provinces,
excepting 8 and 70. not reserved, may be home
seeaded by any person the sole head Of a family,
or male over Is years Of age, to the extent Of
one-quaIteT section. Of 100 acres. more OF less -
The fee in each case VIII b $1,000. Churches
schools and markets convenient. Healthy climate,
@Hendid crors and good laws. Grain growing and
7rio raising principal industries
.FoT further particulars as TO Rates, Routes, Best
Tine TO Co and WhsrS to Locats. apply TO
W D Scott. superintendent OF Immigration,
Ottawa, Canada, OF + T Holmes, 35 Jackson
ST. ~ Pau MIMI NJ cLachlan, Boz II6
Watertown South Dakota. and W V Bennett,
eoI New Yrrk lite Buidrug Omaha, Neb.,
huthnTi1rd' ',sr'"mrnI Agr ~ '
PIsaSss - "@tta sSrsris-p,-as.
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
TIED TO A CHAIR.

Unable tS MS~e About ON Account
OF Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Anna Beebe, River and Monroe
streets, Anoka. Mimi. saws: 81 had TO
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14
Grandfather Cure for
Constipation

TN REAT medicine, tho Sawbuck.
K 20 Two hours a day saving wood
win keep anyone's Bowels
NIL reoular
The Bon Homme County independent. [volume] (Tabor, S.D.) 1904-1913, 1907-11-14

The genuine have ". l. Douglas name and price stamped on bottom. Take
ent everywhere by mail. Catolog free. W. L. Dougiss, BTOekton. Mass,
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
Notice to Creditors.

Notice to Creditors.
State of North Dakota, County Of
Grand Forks, 49,, in County Court.
In the matter of the estate of John
]. Reynolds, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by Charles
w. Nickles. administrator Of the es-
tate Of John J. Reynolds. deceased,
to the creditors Of, and all persons
having claims against said deceased,
to present them, with the necessary
vouchers. to R. A. Sprague, resident
agent, Grand Forks, N. D., within four
months after the first publication Of
this notice.
Dated Grand Forks. N. D.. May .,
A. D. 1907.
Charles w. Nickles,
Administrator.
Date Of first publication May II,
A. D. 1907.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
OFFICIAL LIST Of
AUTHORIZED
DELEGATES
Thousands of Visiting Travel.
ing Men Will Swarm Into
the City Next Week.

On Friday morning at $3.50. in the
Metropolitan opera house. will be con-
vened the initial meeting of the 1907
convention OF the United Commercial
Travellers of the Minnesota Dakotas-
Observation-Disclosures district
One thousand visitors will be in the
city for the grand convention aud
Grand Forks promises to Guido her.
self in the entertainment OF the Wis
itors.
Special rates have been granted for
points in the state and special trains
will be run.
As an advance sign of the times
the many business houses of the city
are already displaying their true blue
spirit With the hearty words,
Welcome. U. c T."
The Evening Times. in order to get
line on the visitors. wrote to the
score or more lodges in the five states
and territories and is able to give an
official list of the delegates who will
attend the grand council meeting:
MinOt. No. 217-George Ramsey and
F. W. Youngman.
Duluth. No. 4O-J. F. Parker, j. D.
Hoan. V. r. Culbertson. Alternates-
H. G. Mooney, W. H. Wilson, p. W.
Reimer.
ST. Paul, No. SON H. Sherod, B.
NJ. Hirschman. NJ. B. H. Miller. AL
ternates-H. E. Newton. F. w. Faber,
G. w. Rodgers.
Minneapolis. No. 63-E. W. French.
J. L. Gable. Ed. Tsdale. Alternates-
r. F. Lewis, ]. d. Shelter, William
Amour.
Fargo. No. 65-Ashelman, Rob
ert Mickey. Stewart.
Winona. No. 69-David Kohn. F. w.
kadletz.
Crookston. No. SIS Charles A.
Hitchcock, Robert Leick. Alternates
A. H. Pitkin. Gus Schunneman.
Austin, No. 9S-G. X. Truesdell, E.
H. Smith.
Sioux Falls, No. 1OO-George A. Bill
lings. Chas. A. Sells. ]. S. Buck.
Winnipeg, No. 15i-A. E. Waite, J.
H. Fairchild, D. Dingle, Fred ]. C.
Cox.
Owatonna. No. S5-M. ]. Parher,
Alex Van Praag. Alternates-D. E.
Virtin. Frank Crum.
Albert Lea, No. 259-J. E. Fitch, ].
A. Grove. L. NJ. Kapla. c. A. Dunning.
Calgary. No. 304-H. w. White, A.
G. Austin.
Red Wing. No. s21-s. E. Noble.
Bismarck, No. 325-R. L. Best. I.
D. Davies.
ST. Cloud. No. ssS-col. W. w.
Rooms, Hugh Evans.
Saltwater, No. 346-Byron F. Mosier.
Pipestone, No. 347-Claude C. Need
ham.
The remaining lodges which are not
included in the above list were unable
to furnish their list of delegates.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
CROP PROSPECT IN WARD
Wheat is Two Inches Above the
Ground and There is Abundance
Of Moisture.
Special to The Eveni.s Times.

SHcC1A1 10 10e HVG2NO8 V1meDs
Minot. June Although the crop
outlook in the northwest seemed un-
favorable at the outset, present pros
poets are that grain will give a big
ger yield this season than last. In
fact, the situation in the northwest
could not be brighter. for general con-
ditions are such that this section
should enjoy unparalleled prosperity
this year. With crops in Europe and
the southwest doomed to a decided
shortage, prices Of grain seem bound
to remain high, and the benefit of this
increase will be derived to a large ex-
tent by the farmers of the northwest.
The sentiment has prevailed in GER
tain circles that backward season
means something of a crop failure, but
men who know say that this is a
false presumption. Extreme back
wardness, combined with later unfa-
vorable conditions, produce crCp fail
ure. but this seasons hardness of
three weeks so far has not been
fraught with any discouraging fea-
lures. and the outlook could not be
better. Those who are keeping close
tab on the situation are extremely op-
timistic, and in view of conditions
elsewhere, they foresee a period of
great prosperity for the northwest.
Wheat is one to two inches above
ground. The ground is we'll moistened
and is in just the right state to guar
antee fine rgowth Of grain with lit
tie more favorable temperature. The
greater portion of North Dakota and
northern Minnesota famers are busy
sowing small grain. which was sown
couple of weeks ago in the southern
part Of Minnesota. where it is doing
splendidly.
From advices received by railroad
officials, the backwardness of the sea-
son has caused farmers to sow more
other grain in proportion than wheat
this season. Small grain, such as fax
and barley. are always planted later
than wheat. Conditions for sowing
flax and barley heretofore have not
been so unfavorable as that for wheat.
so that there is every prospect that
what yield will be lacking in wheat
will be made up by the increased
acreage in small grains.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
HEAD FOLIAGE AS AN ART.
NlllinersApplaud the Sentiment Plac.
Ing Easter Creations on Higher

Ing Easter Creations on Higher
Plane.
"Union?" exclaimed Nine. Gruen-
berg French milliner, one of the shin
ing lights at the spring head foliage
convention now in progress in drill
hall, the Masonic Temple. Unions for
re millinery LADIES'? Nevaire!"
Madame's tones were those of hor-
ror. The mention of the word "union"
in connection with the business of
manufacturing Creations" for the
Easter parade was worse than sacri-
lege to her, 1t struck blow at the
very soul OF high art.
why not unions? Because millinery
is as art. grand art! To make a
hat is not like to lay a brick. 1t Is
not like to carry hod. 1t is not like
to drive team. Let the artisans who
labor with their hands alone have
their unions. but allow the milliner
to practice her art in freedom. When
the walking delegate comes in the
door beauty jumps down the elevator
shaft"
Millions lndOrse II.
All the millions who heard Nine.
Gruenberg's protest against the or
ganization of their craft applauded
loudly, and informed one another that
they would be content to draw the
union scale of $50 a week which it was
just as easy to put in bill for $25
per creation" The madame's re-
marks were impromptu, and not on
the programme, but they were the
sensation of the evening, nevertheless.
Browns being the color of the sea-
son. Nine. Gutenberg has given to the
world new shade, with a novel name.
1t is "conquederoach," and is said by
experts to be the hue of the Adde'S
cent cockroach, or domestic water
bug. familiar in the consumme of
commerce. Other colors which the
madame advocates are tan, cham.
payne, drab, orange and old gold.
There were very few men tolerated
at the session, but an ultimatum was
issued to them that to call a hat of
female gender "a bonnet" is a gross
error not allowed in public society.
Husbands and others mere males have
been making great mistake all these
years when they groaned about pay
ing bonnet bills"
What A Bonnet Is
"Bonnets are the f1oppy things that
come down over the ears, shaped like
coal scuttles," observed Miss Chariot
te Trask, who is in command of the
convention quarterback. vice Nine.
Ida Hunt, on sick leave. "They are
rarely seen now except in the form
Of sun bonnets. know lady who
explored State street from Van Buren,
to Randolph in search of a bonnet re-
Gently, and she could not buy any
thing but hats. There are nothing
but hats nowadays. Bonnets are ex-
tinct."
The convention will come to an end
today with the awardal of prizes for
the best display. The National Mil
liners Association has offered sever
al gold medals for the most artistic
creations"
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
PUT The COAL IN EARLY
Is Request Made by Great Northern
Railroad-Want to Avoid An.
other Famine.

The Great Northern has sent out
circulars to people in the towns along
its system pointing out the advisa-
bility of laying in fall and winter coal
supply with as little delay as posi-
Bile. 1t is pointed out that much is
to be gained by all concerned If this
be done while cars are reasonably
plentiful.
Coal is arriving at the head of the
lakes in large quantities and the rail-
road company is urging that fuel deal
ers to increase their storage capacity
and lay in fall and winter stock. In
stitutions, factories and other large
consumers of fuel also are requested
to attend to the matter Immediately.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
GEN. kuK0R0 IS COMING
Great Japanese Warrior Expected to
be In Grand Forks Next Week
EnrOute Home.

~ Gen. Kuroki of the Japanese army,
accompanied by Brig. Gen. o. E. Wood.
retired, and party will probably be in
Grand Forks next week. They are
scheduled to arrive in st. Paul on
Wednesday. and leave that city in
Great Northern train enroute to Seat
tie, from which port they embark for
home. Should this schedule be car
ried out, the great Japanese general
will be in Grand Forks on Thursday
at about noon, coming through here
on the Oriental limited.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
Kidney eD.-
c.s ss BACkAChEI
For Sale by Dacotah Pharmacy,
Grand Forks, N. D.
I. Kingman, East Grand Forks, MINI.

State OF North Dakota, county of
Grand Forks, in Justice Court be-
fore R. J. Purcell, City P.
Geo. H. Wilder, plaintiff vs.. G. E.
Hawkins and Mrs. C. E. Haw-
kins, wife, defendants.
Summons.
The State of North Dakota to said de-
PENDANTS.
BY this second summons herein, YOU
are directed to appear before me at
my Office in the city of Grand Forks,
state of North Dakota, at 10 o'clock
a. m. of the 10Th day of June, 1907,
there to answer to the complaint of
Geo. H. Wilder against you, alleging as
cause of action that you are indebted
to him in the sum of seventy-four and
41-1O0 (74.4D dollars for goods, wares
and merchandise and demanding judg-
ment for the above sum and that GER
tain personal property found in the
possession of Oscar Rustad, at the city
of Grand Forks, state of North Da-
kota, and levied upon by writ of at
tachment, be applied to the satisfac-
ton of his claim and you are notified
that unless you SO appear and answer
the plaintiff will take judgment against
you accordingly.
Given this 21st day of May, 1907.
r. ]. Purcell, city justice of the
peace, Grand Forks.
Calder & German, attorneys for
plaintiff. May Is, June 1 and s.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01

The Plaza Commercial club has
sent in its order for a hundred dol
lars worth OF trees, to be planted in
their city park.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01

Victor Beaudoin. who narrowly es-
capped death when his engine was
ditched north of st. John this spring,
met with another accident recently
that will necessitate his laying of for
some time. While at Devils Lake one
OF the levers of his engine flew back,
hitting him in the eye, but by good
luck the sight of his eye was not
permanently injured.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
Stieen Not Killed.

The report that Martin Stigen, an
Eneta young man, who was killed in
the Bartlett wreck, is unfounded. The
young man, instead of boarding that
train. went to Portland. this state,
where he is at present employed.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01

State of North Dakota, county OF
Grand Forks, ss. in county court.
In the matter of the estate of Arthur
L. LaVayea, deceased.
Notice Is hereby given by Hastings
H. Hamilton as testamentary admin
istrator of the estate Of Arthur L. La
Vayea, deceased, to the creditors of,
and all persons having claims against
said deceased, to present them, with
the necessary vouchers. to the said
administrator at Grand Forks within
four months after the first publication
of this notice.
Dated Grand Forks. May II, A. D.
Hastings H. Hamilton as testament
tary administrator.
Date of first publication. May II, A.
D. 1907.
May 1855.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01

For Rent-New eight room
house with bath on University
avenue. Vacant June l, $50
per month.
For Rent-New five room
house on lone avenue, $14 per
month.
For Rent-Modern basement
we'll located on DeMers ave-
nue., $35 per month.
The evening times. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1906-1914, 1907-06-01
ELECTRIC LINE.

To Connect Fargo, Crookston and
Grand Forks,
According to the opinion of a
Crookston business man as expressed
In Fargo yesterday, the application re-
Gently made to the city council of
Crookston for a charter to operate a
street car line in that city Is a part
OF the plan. to connect Fargo, Crooks
ton and Grand Forks by an electric
road. 1t Is generally conceded that an
electric line between the three cities
would be paying proposition.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-30
LORD FAIRFAX COMES BACK
RETURNS TO THIS COUNTRY
FROM GREAT BRITAIN.
Has Acquired An English Accent
} and May Take His Seat In the
British House of Lords.

Albert Kirby, Lord Fairfax. of the
noted Virginia family, who inherited
fine estate in England and seat in
the house of lords some time ago, was
passenger on the Adriatic, which
berthed at the White Star Line pier
in New York. He was accompanied
by Congressman Francis Burton Har-
son and his bride, formerly Mrs Ma
bel Louise Cox. Mr.. Harrison was
married to Mrs Cox a year after the
tragic death of his first wife, who was
Miss Mary Crocker. She was killed
in an automobile accident in Long
Island City. The second Mrs. Harri-
son obtained divorce from DR.. Ro-
land Cox.
The new English peer wore his in
herited handle to his name, and he
could not do this legally in Great Brit
ian without becoming subject of
King Edward He expects to take his
eat in the house of lords next year.
Mrs. Harrison is @ cousin of the new
Lord Fairfax, who, with his lands and
titles, has also acquired an acute Brit
ish accent.
/! "Wnl you take your seat in the
louse of lords?" his lordship was ask
ed sifs
Il probably shall" he replied.
rs it your intention to remain an
American citizen?''
We'll, there's lot of talk of that,
but | don't know" was the reply he
would make.
Friends of Lord Fairfax say that
when he returns to England he will
renounce his allegiance to the United
States and become a British subject
in order to protect his title.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-30
SESSION OF ROUND TABLE
(Continuod from page ID

helpful talks.
In a neat little speech Professor
Staym.n then invited the Round Ia
BILE to meet in his home town. Key
ser, at their next meeting, which will
be held in April, 1908.
Professr Knutti, of Shepherdstown
was elected as moderator and Profess
sor Stayman, of Keyser, as vice-mod-
orator for the next meeting of the or
ganization.
After intermission there was short
address by Professor Oscar Togle, of
Brunswick, Md, then the ladies were
given a short time to express their
opinion, which proved to be a very
interesting session
The following names were added to
the roll: Mrs M. G.. Kuykendall,
MisssBlanche CAN'T, Martinsburg; Os-
car w. Fogle, Brunswick, Md; Alex
Clohan, Wright Denny. Charles Town;
Mile Lancaster, Berkeley county; w.
A. Pitzer, Martinsburg; Laura HON.
rich. Clara Cutting. Martinsburg; H.
G. McDonner, Harpers Ferry, Sue NJ
Johnson, Keyser; A. J. Wilkinson, Graf
ton; Lottie T. Orebaugh. Myrtle Black
burn, Keyser.
\ The afternoon session opened at
I1.55. Prof. Denney, of Charles Town,
who, for short time, talked on the
desirability of dropping certain studies
from the course.
Following this was short address
by Professor Hafer, of Shady Grove,
on the topic of Eclectic Studies in
the High School"
Professor Cramer spoke against the
use of uniform textbooks.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-30
Had a Relapse.

Master Charles, son of Mr.. and Mrs.
G. A. Grub, of Faulkner avenue. who
has been on the sick list, but was
much better, is not so well since en-
pertaining his little friends on Thanks
giving day.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-30

Some of our contemporaries are dis
posed to take a roseate view of the
movement now on foot in Ireland to
develop home industries as a means
Of rendering the island Independent OF
British products. We confess an ina
bility to share it, Irishmen are toe
,usy helping to develop other coun-
eries to bother about building uI
heir own, just as they have for cen
-uries been governing every other
people except themselves.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-30

A high Standard Oil official is report
ed as saying that he will have moth
ing to do with coins which do not bear
he motto I'm God We Trust If his
brother officials think this way too, il
might not be bad idea to make all
the circulating medium motto
less. In this may lie the one way o.
keeping the Standard from gobbline
up all the money.