Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
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sFoothaehe. Ell? I'd have the thing
pulled cut IL IL were mine" 80 would
If 1t were yours. Pick Me- Up.
Don't you think that doctor comes
oftener than he needs tor How should
| know what his needs are?"-Life.
DO you think Daubers picture
worth catalogue price2' Its still
quarter isn't it?"-Harper's Weekly.
How do you know he hasn't any
sense of humorT' Because he hasn't
any sense OF any kind cleveland
Plain Dealer.
She-To satisfy me you must make
my shoes Shoemaker--Yery large
inside and very small outside Trans
atlantic Tales.
She-What prompted Miss Gold to
take that old bachelor? He (sarcasti-
cally) -Kleptomanla, should think
Literary Digest.
Have you lived here all your life,
friend?" mot yit, but eff don't Kit
money enough 10 move / reckon Ill
have to!"--<AtIanta Constitution.
Little Girl (after domestic scene
with her mother( The best thing for
us to do, mamma, is to agree to a sep
aration. Meggendorfer Blaetter.
She There ~ at least one woman In
the world who can thank you for rem
dering her happy for life. He Why,
I'm not married. She That's what
mean Illustrated Bits.
DO you expect TO make people be-
lleve all yon eayf" No." answered
Senator Sorghum at win be pretty
good job IL / convince them that / be-
lieye all OF II myself. Washington
Stax
Nurse~-Come indoors ut once, Master
Richard, and be good boy. You won't
so TO heaven If you're SO naughty Mas
ter RichardI don't want 10 so to
heaven | want to 60 with father -
London sketch
Take dinner with us tomorrow,
COUNT Gould you not make 1t
breakfast? have numerous Invita-
lions TO dinner each week, but ! cam
not live on re one meal a day. Lou
isyile Courier journal,
Waiter MIR Brown left his umbrel-
la again, sir / do believe he'd leave
his head II II were loose. Robinson
| dare say you're right | heard him
say yesterday he was going TO swltzer-
land for his lungs. ALLY Sloper
Gentleman Lodgerl say, Mrs. Nap
per, don't care for your bacon this
morning. 1t doesn't seem fresh Mrs,
Napper Very strange. sir. The shop
man said II was only cured last week.
Gentleman Ledger Well, 1t must have
had relapse Punch
III you do not take care OF your
money" said the ant 10 the grasshop-
| per, the world will simply sheer aud
ask what you did with it, Yes; and
Ii invest 1t and become rich, the
world VIII sneer and ask me where [
got il, Washington Star.
Hasn't Woodhy got his eoatof-arns
YETI Why, be told me he was going to
look up his ancestry the first chance
| he got, aud Wei. | believe he
got d chance TO look up Ills family tree,
but he saw some things hanging to the
branches that discouraged further re-
search Catholic Standard and
| Times
You Insurance agents are a careless
bunch. growled Mir Busyman. You're
the third that has been in here to-day,
and not one of You has shut the door
after him" That's not carelessness,"
answered the agent ION the contrary,
it's matter of precaution. "--Cleye-
land Leader.
Diplomatic Bachelor (who has for
gotten whether the baby is boy or
girlj Wen, well, but he's fine little
fellow. isn't shcY How old is it nowg
DO her teeth bother him much?
hope he gets through Its second sum
mer without getting sick. She looks
like you, doesn't he? Everyone says 1t
does. Puck.
Speaking Of bad falls" remarked
Jones, Il fell out Of a window once.
ana the StHHdttoh WINS lfAl~
Ing MY transit through the air really
believe / thought Of every mean act
had ever committed In my life" "H'mv :"
growIed Thompson. you must have
fanen an awful distance PhiIadel-
phia Inquirer.
Professor looming from his club
holding up trlumphantly his umbrella
to his wife) You see. my dear Alma.
how stupid are all the anecdotes about
our Observation-Disclosures; you see, /
haven't forgotten my umbrella. Mrs.
Professor But, my dear, you didn't
take your umbrella with you; you left
Il at home. --Frankfort Witzblatt.
John and Willie are twins Their
best friend and playfellow Is Archie.
who Is gifted with red hair and hot
temper. ono day they quarreled and
Archie started home In a hun. The
unsympathetic twins called after him
red head. red head" Archie seemed