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Spiritual affinities are all very well,
but can they cook New York Ameri.
can.
When you see woman having a
good time out in the rain it's her OWL
compleyion.-New York Sun.
The Automobile Polka" is the lat
est dance. We presume 1t is simply
killing Washington Herald.
A new angle ON the mother-in-law
HheeZe will be to refer to her as ION
my aflinity's side'--New York Nail.
Probably Wellman has left word to
be called when the wind shifts and
blows toward the Pole.--Philadelpnia
Press.
If the ocean rate war keeps up,
crossing the Atlantic will soon be
cheaper than staying at hoine.-New
York Tribune.
Now that fashions decree calls for
"curve-less women" there may be less
nature taking done by the fair sex for
| Observation-Disclosures Post.
Just now the man who came over in
the Lusitania takes precedence of the
one whose ancestors came over in the
MISUNDERSTANDING Inquirer.
An an ocean curiosity the Lusitania
Is as big success as the sea serpent,
and involves no risk Of harsh words
to nature Observation-Disclosures Star.
mo curves for women" is fashions
latest edict, and there is now a chance
that we can safely regard them as the
straight goods. "-Washington Post.
There is one consolation the base
ball fans all haye-if their favorite
club didn't win this year it is going
to win next year.-Philadelph Press.
San Francisco is sending SO many
high officials to prison that pretty soon
! distinguished man at liberty there
will be curiosity.-Atlanta CcnstitC-
| ton.
Sir James Crichton-Browne has said
that what ails England is that the
! people do not eat enough. His remedy
is at least pleasant to take.-New York
World. ..
Wheat and corn still keep getting
higher, but pig iron has fallen in price
| $3.50. Thank goodness, there is one
thing the family can lay in cheap
Pittsburg Press.
Emma Goldman, so it is stated, in
tends to inaugurate "a reign of terror
in this country. AS to that matter,
En- is a terror at all times.-Mont-
! gomery Advertiser.
A Southern editor expresses the
opinion that Kermit Roosevelt inherit
! ed his modesty from his mother. Quite
likely, since the father seems to have
all his yet.-Washington Post.
In the German army, too, the auto
mobile threatens to become destruc-
! tive weapon; but whether it be de-
! structive of the enemy Is another
! Observation-Disclosures Record.
Was the strike In the Teddy bear
factory fostered by the enemies Of
1
| structive of the maternal instinct" in
! little children?-New York Tribune.
Statisticians say that in a family Of
average wealth it costs $4,000 to raise
a boy and $4,000 to raise girl. This
! answers lot of the Presidents anti
| race suicide arguments.-Duluth Trib-
une.
An order has been issued In Chi
! cago to the effect that telephone oper-
/ ators are not to say "Please" in an
swering call. 1t is precisely the kind
of order that might be expected from
! Chicago.-Buffalo Commercial.
Mr.. Walter Wellman must expect to
live a long time if he is to wait for
! good weather before attempting to
reach the North Pole. AS far back
as the oldest inhabtant can remember,
the weather always has been some
thing Of Q drawback to Arctic explo-
ration.-kansas City Star.