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The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
MOTHER GOOSE REVISED.

MOTHER GOOSE REVISED.
 I. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating blackberry pie. Along came a dude With manners so rude She struck him and closed up his eye.
 IT. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard So thirsty she wanted a nip. Gee whiz. she was mad When she found some one had Made way with the very last sip. Hey diddle, diddle, The cat and the fiddle. The COW jumped over tho moon. Said she, with a wink "I verify think I'll go into vaudeville soon,' AN EXCUSE FOR THE FUTURE. My dearshh,' began the bibulous Chi caeo husband. q wash at directors meet in in N'York t'nite. When We started home tn stearln' gear of tn airship
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Crooks are hurrying to New York, where panicky depositors have drawn their money out of banks and put 1t into old stockings. It is an i'll wind that blows nobody good.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

The Wall-street housekeeping is Il trifle late. but 1t promises to be in spots very thorough.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

A FAILURE. He died. no flowers strewed his grave, No stricken eyes were weeping. A tribute from sad hearts to lave The spot where he was sleeping.
  Ab. sad indeed to die like this No tear, no friendly hand! The world but saw him go amiss And did not understand. It did not know his golden dreams, The sweetness of his life. Success alone all- else redeenis- He perished in the strife /
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Andalusia News: A letter sent from At lanta 10 years ago has just reached Co., lumbus. Let's see-yes, the Georgia Cen tral connects these two cities.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Charles w. Fairbanks is headed this way, and cold wave may come at any minute.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Weather Prophet Devoe is trying to palm off his goldbrick weather system on the government.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Horace Johnson is the country's chief goosebone prophet. He claims to be infallible.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Marconi's first name is Guglielmo, which is simply Bill" when properly shortened and translated
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

No one outside of Wall street thinks the nation is tottering to it's fall.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Union Springs Herald We shouldn't ob- ject to angels attending church at all If they only wouldn't wear their wings on their hats.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

In balloon race the pilots and the bookmakers cannot stand in together.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

There is now a scheme on foot to make collisions safe. Why not make them impossible?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Gary. Ind. tried to have an historic conflagration, but it was not big enough.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

There are 46 postoffices name, Roosevelt and there is room for bu one more.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Twenty-Five tons was the weight of the first edition of Queen Yictoria's letters The three volumes are lit- erary sensation.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

The republican. party is not just at present the party of prosperity.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Chance Day discusses "1'he Nations Need in Appleton's Magazine What the nation needs is little less Day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

The hunter is not ambitious to kill the superabundant rabbit. He wants to shoot something that is rarer and more difficult.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Chicago says George Ade's new play is a winner. Of course, Chicago feels bound 10 boost MT. Ade, because he got his start there.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Cassie Chadwick's will did not deal in even stage money. She devised the strictly imaginary article only.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Mobile Herald: With Heinze out of the way and broken to the amount of s30,- coo,000. why not pay up that Landis fine, John?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Oklahoma is becoming every day more hopeful, for the President rests contentedly in the White House, and his gun is on the wall.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
EXACTLY.

Here's a column of gossip entitled. What We'll Known Persons Are Doing :.
 Tt would be shame to say what some of them are doing
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

They should hasten at the James town exposition to settle all remaining questions of social precedence, for ] frost may hit it almost any night.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Grover Cleveland ventures the pre- diction that the next President of the United States will be Uncle Joe Can non.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

MT. Bryan declines to join those who are demanding another term of Roose- velt
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

It will soon be comparatively easy for the most excitable man to keen cool.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

President Roosevelt declines to take back anything, even to please Wall street.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

A remarkable story is going the rounds to the effect that a college student of Pennsylvania has given up football for his studies. It seems al most incredible.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

The country is sound, and no one should get rattled.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Morgan, Rockefeller and Stillman loom Up as the men of the Wal-street crisis.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

David B. Hill and Alton B. Parker are associated in New York law suit, and the suit relates to modern affairs. fairs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
NOT NOW.

Are you getting anywhere?" asks & E. Riser in one of his clever effusions. Not since they cut the passes off, Sam.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
ALABAMA PRESS

Anniston Star: Teddy's modesty is re- frcshing. We killed bar he says.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
PARTING.

PARTING. ''Farewell''-a word to start the tears And send q heartache through the years. So fragght with sadness that it seems Unfit for utterance where beams The kindly sun. Potential, too In lonely days and nights Of rue. Oh, pensive word. thrice dolorous. None e'er may know how hard for us It is to say "Farewelli"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

miles out of our course. Thash the truth"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Oneonta Democrat: The dema gogue We have with us always but he may have to take a back seat after 1910. The people sometimes know when they get enough. ,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

A WORD OR TWO Never mind the littles cares That beset the way Every one his burden bears Till Che close of day. Each of Us a tear must shed AS we go along, When your broken heart has bled Heal 1t with song.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

According to the Washington Post, New York judge has decided that objectionable characters may be kicked from a theatre. It looks bad for Metcalf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
NOW THEY DON'T SPEAK.

fhats s just why hate to abuse 1t with an alarm clock NOW THEY DON'T SPEAK. Don't you think my complexion Is better?'' It seems to be thinner" MORE ON KISSING. A little kissing
 Now and then Will save the day
 For married men.
 Birmingham Age-Herald. Unless the little
 Kissing be
 Bestowed on an
 Affinity.
 Indianapolis News. The secret Hes in
 Knowing this
 How, where when and Whom to kiss
 Boston Globe And sad for those who Knowing not,
 Imprint a kiss on
 The wrong spot
 Milwaukee Sentinel. And sadder still,
 So I'm advised, To kiss lips not
 Well sterilzed
 Nashville Tennessean. Why mention sadness
 With a kiss? Twas fashioned for
 Eternal bliss. The Savannah Press In its Chats WitK Editors" quotes Shakespeare. The Press must have a long-distance wire It is reported that the French have captured Mogador. We hope the French will like Mogador. The newest button Is called the 'mush- room." However, there is no danger in mistaking it for toadstool Wall street is going dry.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
INFORMATION.

The name of Miss Nanderbilt's fiance is pronounced "Tse-ehen-yee" with the eyes closed
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
GIVING HER A RAP.

T am direct descendant of Pocahon- tas." : "f have been told that she never took a bath
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Eufaula Timess It won't cost so very much to call an extra session of the leg isiature together but perhaps the mem bers will be better prepared for service when they get their second wind
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

President Roosevelt says, q distrust the man in private life who is filled with enthusiasm to reform mankind, but who cannot support his own wife and family He. had reference, no doubt, to the cracker box philosopher.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26
DOING IT VIOLENCE.

The poet says Sleep is a gentle thingi'
 That's just why l hate to abuse 1t with an alarm clock"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Chicago Record Herald: The Moroccan prrtender has whipped the Sultans forces and taken most of the governments cart. ridges The pretending business is look ing i'm in Morocco
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Memphis Appeal Jerome K. Jerome is in America. gunning for new jokes. Ne have plenty of them Il thou sand years old that would probably be new in England.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Montgomry Advertiser Mir. Bryan says he intends to write book on political economy to be taught in tho schools. Well, let us hope he will put off the job until he settles his own mind on the sub ject.
 Baldwin Times: President Roosevelt came out from the swamps and brought his bear with him. There is something radically wrong when the President does not get what he goes after, whether it be for man or bear.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Washington Bureau Age-Herald. 14n G strsat, N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Daily and Sunday Age-Herald. '|s.oo Daily and Sunday. per month. ~ Sunday Age-Herald, per annum. S.oo Weekly Age-Herald. per annum. 'oV
 Subscription payable in advance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-10-26

Entered at the Birmingham. Ala-' postoffice as second-class matter under act Of Congress March 3. 1S7s
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04
a.. - - !
Right SpOrtSmdnShip.

A belated story of genuine sports
manship accidentally came to our ears
the other day, which is we'll worth re-
peating as an example to any who are
heartless enough to prey upon the deer
that come to the lake for safety from
wolves and dogs: Chased by pack of
dogs, two deer ran into the lake near
Red Cliff camp. The dogs gave up the
chase at the waters edge and soon dis.
appeared. The deer then swan back to
the shore and fell helpless on the beach.
Being seen from the camp, Foreman Nc
Taggart ordered the boys to take team
and jumper and try to bring them in {.
Gladly responding to the wishes of the
ig-hearted foreman, the boys found the
deer 50 completely exhausted that they
made no effort to escape. Loading them
ONO the jumper, they hauled them up to
camp and placed them in a warm stall
over night, and there fed them with oat
meal and other things that they showed
a liking for. Next morning the deer
were set at liberty, and the way they
bounded over the hill showed how
easily they could have Jared worse than
falling into the hands of bunch of
good-hearted lumberjacks.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04

Perfect attendance list: William
Bally, Albert Bally, Frank Bean, Myrtle
Garter, He]ga Holte, Rena Larson, Edith
Monker, Joseph Murphy, Blanche
Murphy.
Levi Isherwood, Principal.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04
w. B. Phillips Dead.

The Daily Press of Ashland, Wis,
contains notice of the death of w. B.
Phillips IN that city on April 9th. Mr..
Phillips is quite we'll known in Cook
county, he having been a teacher at
Grand Portage reservation, leaving here
about two years ago to take position
in the Indian school at Hayward, Wis.
He had homestead at Chicago Bay,
where he made his home when not en-
gagged in school work. He raves a
widow and two sons, to whom Is ex-
tended the sympathy of many friends
in this county. For the past year or. SO
Mr.. Phillips had been afflicted with
cancer Of the face. : ..s5 3l.z *s
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04

Notice for Publications. of the In
terror, Land Office at Duluth. MIMI, March
IS, 1867.
Notice is hereby given that Nels l.. Eide of
Tofte. MIMI. has filed nrtice of his intention 10
make final iye-year proof in support of his
claim, viz: Homestead entry No. l4.9R. made
Aug. 81. 1901, for the ell, OF nwla VIZ Of neA
section 15 township SO, N. range west 4lt P. NJ
and that said proof Will be made before c. H.
Carhart, Q. 5. Commissioner, at his Office at
Grand Marals, Minn., on Nav l3 1907
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation Of
the land. viz:
Alex Peterson, Seivert Eide, David Mason and
Hans o. Engelson, ali of Tote, Minn.
$50 &c. HERMAN ENGEL. Register.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04
SOCIETIES..

Il. .. 4. NJ.
OGEMA TENT No. 9S-Regular reviews every
second and fourth SATURDAYS. Members are
especially requested to be present on fourth
Saturday. Visiting knights are cordially well
come.
s. c. Murphy. Commander,
Carl j. Stubstad Il, K.
NJ. W. of A.
GRAND MARAIs CAMP No. 9467-Regular
meetings every first Saturday in Grand Marais
and every third Saturday ut Maple Hill town
hall. Visiting neighbors cordially welcome.
n. J. Bray, Consul.
II. HowcnStine. Clerk
L. F.
Pioneer Court No. 254.-Regular meetings the
mem bors cordially invited
L. U {. Titns {. r.
Mrs. r. r.. Wray, Secretary.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04
BERGSTEIN & COHIN.

Notice for Acknowledgements of the In
terror, Land Office at Duluth, Mlnn., March
II, 1907.
Notice is hereby given that David Mason of
of Tofte Mimi, has filed notice of his intention
to make final fve-year proof in support Of his
February q, 1902 for the s.: OF nw14. nw1. Of
swl4 lot 3. section ~. township SO north. range
west 9Th P. NJ, and that said proof will BE-
made before C. H. Carhart. U. s. Commissioner
at his office at Grand Marais Mimi on May IL.
1907
He names the following Witnesses to prove his
continuous residence Upon and cultivati ion OF,
the land, viz:
Harris McIver, of Schroeder. Mimi, Nils L..
Eide, Hans Engelson and Thomas F. Thomas,
all of To tie. MIMI, and Thomas I. Carter of
Lursen, Mimi.
$50 J.C. HERMAN ENGEL, Register.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04
SCHOOL NOTES.
Grand MaraiS.

A test in spelling was given Thursday
morning by having the pupils write
list of fifty words, which were sent out
by the State High School board, fit-
teen pupils wrote and all but one re-
ceived passing arks. The marks vary
ing from 81 to SO.
Some of B class are preparing to write
on the state examinations III geography,
history and spelling.
The A geography class finished the
eastern hemisphere this week and will
devote the rest of the term to reviews
and to commercial geography.
The B arithmetic class has been i'm
proving lately and will finish interest
this week.
The result of tho examination last
week were satisfactory. Another was
given yesterday and it is hoped that all
passed as that will be the final one for
part of the classes.
The text book on physics wds finished
this week and the last month will be
spent in reviewing.
The pupils are still looking for that
dry school yard.
The graduating class had their picture
taken this week and strange to relate
the camera was in commission again
Thursday evening. Whether the last
strain was too much for it or not re-
mains to be seen.
Hartley Hottie was absent a part Of
this week on account of an offending
tooth.
Elizabeth Hicks was absent this week
on account Of sickness.
Susie McLaurin is on the sick list
this week.
Perfect attendance list: Gladys Car
ter. Anna Carriboo, Irene Scott,
Auvergne Murphy, Mary Jaskey, Helen
Jackson, Arson Blackwell.
The second grade was invited to take
a trip with the pupils of the primary
departement on Arbor Day. The pupils
came back very much delighted and
wiser in the knowledge of nature.
Mr.. Q. II. Carhart was visitor of the
intermediate department.
Walter Carhart was school visitor on
Arbor Day, presenting MS with flower
seeds and plant slips. Thanks to little
Walter.
Dicky Berg and Jack Woods were
visitors this week.
The third grace are reading the little
classics, "Washington's Boyhood," and
"Woodland Tales"
School report for the month ending
May Bird.
GRAMMAR DEPARTMENT.
Number enrolled. ............. 80
Total attendance. ..... ....... COL
Average daily attendance .... 80
Average attendance in days by
each pupil. 18
Days lost by absence. SO
Number of library books read. 80. 40
Number of visitors. ............. 4
Perfect attendance list: William
Bally, Albert Bally, Frank Bean, Myrtle
Garter, He]ga Hottie, Rena Larson, Edith
Monker, Joseph Murphy, Blanche
Murphy.
Levi Isherwood, Principal.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04

Thoroughbred Rhode Island Reds.
Eggs for Matching. $10O setting.
CHRIS MURPHY.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-05-04

How He Worked It.
"The doctor said he would put me
on 1hy feet again in two weeks"
well, didn't he do it?"
"He did, indeed I had to sell my
bicycle to pay him.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-09-09
Rome n0tatki teIegraticzn8.

w Baltimore zabrakio znaczkou
pocztowych jedno- dwucentowycn-zy'
dzi, wysylajac powinszowania nowo
roczne, zuzyli wszystkie znaczki-
w Evansville, Ind w czasie
strasznej bury piorun zapala stainis
mowcy W kongresie J6zefa G. Can
nona
= Dan O'Leary wczoraj rozpoczsi
swa wielka "przechadzke'. o'Leary
zaczyna ia W Cleveland 1 W 1000 go
dzinach zamierza pieszo zrobic loo'
mil drogi.
Polar czesciowo zniszczyl sfawny
hotel Arlington W Brooklynie.
w klotni swinie metodysh pa
stor Jan Grant zabil baptyskiego pa
stora Marcina Green.
We wiosce Sasnowlec, regen-
cyl Bydgoshej, W. Ksiestwie Poznane
skiem dwu ludzi umario ma cholere.
- smlerteIny wypadek W lnowr"
cIawiu DO dokonaniu sekcy posmiere
nei okazal sic ME cholerycznym-
- Wiadze pruskie ustanowiiy Kwa'
rantanne choleryczna ma caaej granlcy
prusko-rosyjskiej; ponadto' przeaa"
Rosyi do Prus r6wnie, jak pro
w6z towaru Jest wielce utrudniony.
- We Wiedniu I okoIicy panuje os-
ma wobec tego odiozono termin o
twarcia szka az ma poczatek pa|
dziernika.
- Do BerIina powraea prof. On
Koch. znakomity lekarz 1 uczony me-
miecki. ktory przez lata bada epide
mie SIENNA W Afryce.
w Antwerpii, gdzie panuJe wief
XII strajk robotnikow dokowych, chwf
lowo nastal spokoj, nowych zaburzen
ME bylo.
- znakomity Iekarz weslerskl LII.
Kaler Budapesztu odkryi podobno O.
statecznie skuteczny srodek ma lecze
ME raka.
w Monterey, W Meksyku' W ko'
naIni Esperanzes wydarzyi sic pozar'
ktorego ofiara pablo II robotnikow'
Polar spowodowaia eksplozya gazow'
- Rad niemieckl otrzyma' note
Francyi W sprawie utworzenia W. Ma
rokko tymczasowej policyi tylko fran
cuskohiszpahskiej; Przyjmie ia W I'd
saddle ale pewnemi zastrzezeniami'
talk utuyfnuje prasa niemiecka.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-09-09

zem z reprezentantami cia1 pro
wincyonalnych i miejskich W jed
no wielkie cialo narodowe, kt6re-
by zasiada}o W Dublinie tam,
radzac mad krajowemi sprawami,
"a pomoca istniejacych czynnik6w
autonomicznych = parafialnvch,
miejskich, powiatowych i wszel-
kich innych = pracowa}o dla maj
wiekszego podytku dobra Irlan-
dyi.
"Sinn Fein" pragnie zaprowa-
die osobne irlandzkie konsulaty
W Europe Ameryce, bo konsulo-
vie angielscy ME maia wvobraze-
MIA bogactwie rozmaitosci ir-
landzkiego przemyslu fabryczne-
60 i rolniczego. "Sinn Fein" ME
domaga sic zupelnej politycznej
niezawis}osci cd Anglii, chce tylko,
aby Irlandya by}a tax samo nieza-
LENA cd Londynu jak jest Trans
vaal, jak So inne, same sic rzadza-
ce brytanskie kolonie,
T W Kole poselskiem ma "Sinn
Fein" pr6cz ESmonda, jednego
dis tylko reprezentanta, p. Dola-
ma. Natomiast liczy W kraju z
dnia ma dzien liczniejszych zwo-
lennik6w. Przeciw MENU najo-
stree wvstepuja skrajne organiza-
eye amerykansko-irlandzkie. Es-
monde zapytany tymi dniami, czy
stanie ma czele zorganizowanej par
tyi pod hasfem, w}asnych si}ach,
odpowiedzia1 tylko: 'Irlandya ma
juz i tax "a wiele przyw6dzc6w."
E. s. N.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1907-09-09
Kronika Chicagoska
Sprawa tramwajowa.


Sprawa tramwajowa ma nowo
sic powiklaia i rozwiazac ja obe-
cnie Jest trudniej, niz sic wyda-
waIo w czasach ostatnich. w so
bote popoiudniu zwiazkowy sad
apelacyjny dbalii rozstrzygmecie
sedziego Grosscupa, ma mocy Ito
rego nova kompania, Chicago
Railway Co., objelaby W zarzad
ramwaje dzielnicy poanocnej
zachodniej. Sad apelacyjny wpfa-
wdzie uznaje, re plan ssdziego
Grosscupa jest dobry, als ponie'
waz niektorzy akcyonaryusze da-
wnych kompanij udowodnili, "a
jego przeprowadzenie przyniosdo-
by i'm szleode, przeto przeprowa-
die go ME MONA. w skutek to-
90 nova kompania ME moze przy-
lac ordynansu uiozonego przes
rade miejska, re W sobots W ty-
godniu bieiacym upiywa termin
do przyjecia tego ordynarsu,
przeto nastapi znowu zastoj W
pertraktacyach, jezeli owl akcyo-
naryusze ME wyrzekna sic swego
oporu. - ze zas z drugiej strony
radzie miejskiej niezawodnie
sprzylrza sic owe .familijne me-
porozumienia W obrebie kompa-
nij", przeto wer6tce, - bo za ty-
dzief, - rada miejska zapewne
wyda stanowcze ordynanse, kto-
70 dla dawnych kompanij i ich
akcyonaryuszy beda ciosern smier-
telnyIn, bo ma ona do tego prawo
w obec wygasania przywilejow
kompanij. Siychac, re akcyona-
ryusze, ktorych konferencye dis
sic odbeda, beda prosili wiadomo,
wiekszose aldermanow, a bur.
mistrz Busse ME zechca dac tel
zwloki, a jesli ia dadza, to ma czas
krotki tylko, bo czas jest wresz-
Gle polozyc jakis koniec temu "a
mieszaniu. aA