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Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
HAS ANANIAS
ON The RUN
4 NAN NAMED MILl.ARD Dofas
SOME TAIL LYlNG N
MASSACHUSETTS,

4 disciple OF Ananias. who gave
his name to the tondcrfoot reporter
OF the Worcester. Massachusetts,.
Chronicle. as @. I. Willard. handed
out to the staid people OF that proper
Eastern town about as hot an article
OF the genuine bull con as e has been
the fortune OF the writer To have seen
anywhere this side OF the Funeral
range. The Interview is all about
Goldfeld and winds up with an ac-
count OF the trip OF the Goldfield
boosters to Carson last winter to per-
suade the legislature to change the
county seat OF Esmeralda to Haw-
thorne Hear him drool:
I'VE called ourselves the Goldfield
boosters We left town 1875 strong
and made our way to Carson City,
the capital of the state. That trip
cost us $1,000 one way. The ques-
ton of the county seat was argued
whole day, and We finally won out.
eve were banqueted by the poll
ticians of Carson City. That night
we made the town run with cham
| payne. Nothing but the best would
suit us. Never in the memory of
the oldest inhabitant had the old
burg woke up like it was that night.
We coursed the streets and finally
shot up the town.
| From Carson City we were in
vited to visit the Elks' superb home
at Reno. There we were entertained
like princes. The whole city re-
| ceived us with open arms. We woke
the town up in royal style. We had
two banquets. There was not drop
of coffee to be seen, nothing but
champagne, wine and booze.
4 "Now to the anecdote of throwing
money. 1t was in Reno We were
4 the cynosure of all eyes. The city
/ toasted us at an informal spread.
About us were gathered a swarm of
children, including newsboys and
street gamins of every degree OF
hlthiness. Some of us boosters start
led cry of throw EN- the coin
Rolls of money that make the
wads of ordinary Wall street finan-
ciers blush green for very shame,
flashed in the air. Coin was drawn
1 from the pocket, in many cases. in
lcluding gold pieces of various de-
nominations. Greenbacks and coin
were hurled promiscuously into the
crowd Such a scrambling l never
saw. When we returned home we
counted it that we had expended on
our trip between $25, and $780,
900. | am from the East myself
but / wouldn't live here for any
amount. It's the West and Goldfield
for mine every day.
you Fasteners can't peel Out
the bills fast enough. Get the habit
by living at Goldfield. It's Gods
own acre, and there is only one
Goldfeld.
i Nobody in this neck of the woods
appears to be able to place this
monumental liar and colossal faker
Willard, but the general surmise Is
that he slowed away on the boosters
Grain as a peanut butcher or some.
ching of that sort, and his mind be-
came unhinged fron two days con.
tact with live people that 1t unset.
tied his reason.--Reno Rayeille.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
Financial Situation
Is Nearly Normal
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NEW YORK oct so-The financial situation today
nearly normal that few importance
stated by bankers that calls the neighbOr
hood OF New York entire APPEARED practically
satisfied such calls for character
being received points Of Mississippi These
calls being fast conditions permit Mr.. Williams
the State superintendent of banks gathered the
suspended banks today and deposited with
tuons thereby adding several millions OF dollars the funds
available I'm the market The debit balance against banks
clearing house smaller than and the condition
all such balances aggregatng only little $sOOO0OO
clearings OF $26.0O0,000.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
RAMSEY SHOWING
RICHER and BETTER

:. Put Ramsey down for high grade
camp. The mine owners and pros
pectors are finding it in numbers of
places and all the older properties
are getting better constantly. With
every days work the district is show
ing for Nhe richer and better, and
late discoveries have still further
proven this mineral zone one of sur
face richness.
OF course there is no intention to
convey the meaning that there are
no milling ores here. Enough devel-
opment has already been done in the
district to indicate the source Of bill
lion production in the distant future.
Take the Ramsey Comstock mine
alone for instance. At that property
mountainous dumps of ore are piled
up that represent a large tonnage
and the extraction of the milling
grade ores has already commenced
They have lot of ore raised to sur
face that will plate from $50 to SIS
per ton. The Walkover is also pro-
ducing lot of milling ore along with
the high grade.
| But the impression may have gone
forth that this district does not enjoy
the advantage of having ore that
would pay we'll to ship. If such is
the case there could be nothing fur
ther from the real facts. Shipments
of high grade ore is an established
condition, with absolute assurance
that the monthly tonnage will be in
creased right along, and the increase
| is going to come from several prop
critics operating on lodges each indie
pendent and separate from the other.
A visiting mining man cannot help
| being well impressed with Ramsey
district right now. He will see gold
in many places ii he takes the
\ trouble to investigate, and he will
4 see mines being developed at depth
sufficient to guarantee permanency
and long continued production.
Some very wide veins OF shipping
ore are exposed in the various prop
critics and each weeks development
is bringing to light additional tom
mage
The district is in POSITION now to
Invite the most exacting scrutiny by
mining men. No fair minded man
can fail to see the genuine merit
of the mineral zone and the chance of
its becoming as great or greater
than any of the new Nevada camps,
no place excepted. There is certain
to be one of the most productive
mining districts developed here that
lies within the State. This great
system of silicified bikes means a
rich mineral belt and daily discover
les are proving it to be such.
A gradual and steady increase in
mining activity is noted here. Every
week sees some new property getting
under development and little more
activity on the older properties. The
district and the town are. steadily
growing and improving because the
mineral wealth is here. No better
indication of the true merit of the
camp could be had than that. From
now on Ramsey district is going tc
forge ahead and command attention
whether the banks bust or Wall
street squeezes the money little
tighter or not The all-powerful
magnet, gold, is getting stronger
every minute here andfit is sure tc
have the effect of drawing men to it
There is mighty good starter fol
big, busting mining center right in
this NORTH end of Lyon county. Watch
l =. ~.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
MASCULINE DIPLOMACY

You promised toglove, honor and
obey, said the husband.
K"Well, | don't love. can't honor,
and | won't obey.s was the response.
You so at once and buy that new
hat he rejoined, thus at. one stroke
demolishing all her theories
Philadelphia Ledger.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31

Mothers with little children need
no longer fear Group, colds or whoop-
ing cough. Bees Laxative Cough Sy-
rup tastes good. 1t works on the
cold through the bowels, clears the
head. Guaranteed. Sold by Topopah
Drug Co.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
BIG PURCHASE OF SILVER.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 3d. The
Treasury Department today purchas-
ed 100000 ounces of silver at so, 041
cents per fine ounce. to be delivered
at New orleane, and 100, 900 ounces
in San Francisco.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
NO OBJECTION

Carrie-You saw father, Arnold?
Arnold-Yes, It's all settled
Carrie-He gave his consent?
Arnold-Yes; he said that a cir
that was out driving and yachting
and bicycling as much as you dom
need much of a home anyway
Philadelphia Telegraph.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31

Journals, cash books and ledgers--
lust the thing the merchant needs
best that can be made. For sale at
the Bonanza ONCE.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
HUNDRED MEN TnRowN oUT

TACOMA, Oct. 3O-Orders were
posted this morning on the grounds
of the Dupont Powder works, south
of Tacoma, that all men would be
laid .off, indicating suspension Of
the huge corporation. The concern
has under way the building of a
large powder plant here. About one
hundred men are affected No reason
is given for the action.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
FILLED SPACE. ANYWAY.

George-Dfd Miss Voice FIJI the
hall?
Amy-No; she filled the lobby
Everybody beat it out there!-New
York Telegram.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31

''For Rent For Rent Furnish
ed" and For Sale cards on sale at
the Bonanza Office.
Tonopah daily bonanza. [volume] (Tonopah, Nev.) 1906-1929, 1907-10-31
THE STOCE:MARKET

SAN FRANCISCO ExCnANGR
The full closing quotations a. fur.
alshed By the Kenneth poanellan
company are a. follows;
SAN FRANCISCO EXCHANGE
"Wednesday. Ortobcr %. 1907
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
DRESS HINTS

In facing sleeve turn it and place
the facing inside the sleeve before
sewing it on.
The proper corset will make the alb
domen less prominent. Have the hose
supporters placed at the front OF tina
corset and drawn fairly tight
If wooden dress goods are hung out
Of doors, right side out. for three or
four hours or all night Qr safe) they
will be shrunken Ms satisfactorily as Ii
done by professional tailor.
The shine that shows a serge skirt or
Jacket to be no longer new can easily
be removed by sponging the garment
with bluing water, such as il used to
launder clothes. While still damp press
the goods under Il thin cloth.
For holding dress skirt In place Ia
front make little strip Of the goods.
doubled. and about four inches long
and I'm inch wide Stitch TO the inside
of the skirt band in the middle OF the
front. When the skirt Is put on, this
strip is pinned to the corset with Il
safety pin.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

They We're wasting few idle mo
ments at The W0men's Dependence
league in intimate remarks.
''As wonanly woman, with WON
anish ways, want to propose Mrs
Dahlgren for our next president
said Mrs. Peter +. Rhinelander.
'.Who is the womanly woman will
womanish Ways, yourself or Mrs
Dahlgren." asked Mrs. Pembroke
Hood, always With an eye 10 correct
ness Of expression.
Il hope ii is not necessary for Irl
to state that am too much Of lady
to refer ic myself in SO CLOWN:
terms"
ooh. very well. 1t is Mrs. Dahlgren
She is the perfect one"
''1'he most exquisite creature in pet
ticoats, Why, my dears, she eve,
washes her I.Sses with perfumet
soap."-New York Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

One afternoon a Sunday school was
about to he dismissed, and the young
sters We're already in anticipation.
They relaxed their cramped little
limbs after the hours of confinement
on straight backed chairs and benches.
Then the superintendent arose, and, in
stead Of the usual dismissal, an
nounced ''And now, children, let me
Introduce Mr.. Z, who will give us
a short talk"
Mr.. r. smilingly arose, and, aft.
ter gazing impressively around the
classroom, began; Il hardly know
what to say when the Whole schoo
was CONFUSED to heard small; thiF
voice in the rear OF the class lisp:
'Thay amen and thit down. Phil
adelphia Ledger.
The wood I'ile.
Proofreader-Y You speak here of NJ.
ritch's house as "a magnificent marbla
pile" Editor Wen? Proofreader
Well, 1t isn't marble at all. It's I;
frame building Editor--Thats so? Thel
Just substitute wood for marble"
Philadelphia Press.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31


Its pleasure to tell our readers
about Cough Clire like Mr.. Shops.
For years DR.. Shoop has fought against
The use OF Opium. Chloeoferm, OR other
unsafe Ingredients commonly found
IN Cough remedies. DR.. Shoop. +
seems. has welcomed The Pure Food
Drug Law recently enacted. for he
has worked along similar lines many
years. For nearly 20 years DIR. Shnnp's
Cough Cure containers have had a
warning printed On them against Opt
lm and other narcotic unisnns He
has thus madt. IL pt s.ihlr for mnih~r~
10 protect their children hy simrlv
Insisting on having DR. Sh"op'- Censh
Cure. -Pon. ar Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

81 want To know" said the attorney
for the plaintiff. who was cross-exam
iEing the witness, "insi what the de
ffhdant said when my client told him
he was a bIgamist, and that the facts
had been found out"
He didn't say anything" answered
the witness.
well, what did he ilo?''
"He acted kind o. hasty.''
II want to knew exactly how"
want me to show yon?''
"Ycs."
The witness suddenly reached oyeS
grabbed the attorney by the hair
threw him down OH the floor, and pro
ceeded to hammer him.
''rhs Is the way he acted" he said
"till the other fellows interfered. Som,
Of yon chaps pun me Off, will yoni"
1t was tough on the lawyer, but Il
won the case for him.-~Chicago Trib
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
a epr-s~n sre..,.,. 4.vsu...


At San Sebastian there is no such
thing as sensational bathing. Tights
and lace trimmed blouses-in the water
ARE here unknown. Spanish women
OF high degree are finished coquettes,
but they do not 60 in at all for copy
Ing the ways Of fashionable beauties.
The bathing dresses worn here are
very similar to those worn at the sea-
SIDE places on the ENGLISH coasts-very
pretty and suitable, but In no respect
sensational, Clark blue serge trimmed
with white braid or crimson serge. In
the mornings the sands are crowded
with bathcrs AMI their friends. but no
one drealns Of taking out opera glasses.
rs at Trouvilla Tie whole atmosphere
Is different, III fa"t.-Lonlon Chronicle.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
Cured of Lung Troub G.

It j. now eleven years since I had
narrow escape from consumption.
writes G. o. Floyd, leading busincs S.
nan of Kershaw, S. G. ~ had run
down in weight to l35 pounds, and
coughing was constant. both by da'
and by night. Finally | began taking
Or. Kings New Discovery, and conti..
led this for ABOUT six months, whef
nv cough and lung trouble were entire
ly gone and | was restored to my nor
mai weight, 10 pounds" Thousands
Il persons are healed every year. Guar
tnteed by the Union Drug Go. 50e
md 81 90. Trial bottle free
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
Letter wr,t,ng . uensury Ago.

What changes, too, in all tile ar
paratus of writing. When | was {
boy everybody wrote on letter paper
and there was no envelope. The let
ter was folded i'll a peculiar way tha
was taught to children, then put in ,
cover" There We're waters aud seal
Quill pens were in universal use
There We're ''pen knives name still
retained to make" them with. We
cannot forget how Miss Squeers shyly
brought up her pen 10 made" by
Nicholas Steel pens were not in use
Chambers .Ionlual.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

Many stories are told relative to the
shrewness OF Columbus. He thought
America was India, but otherwise he
was not to be deceived.
Particularly, he saw through the
specious tales Of the natives at 1
glance.
..Far inland, by the shores OF sea
OF sweet water" declared these chill
dren OF the forest, "a native copper
II not seldom found"
Native, but OF Irish descent. nc
Doubt observed Columbus. aside te
hc encourage. Puck.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
An RECOMMENDING Uierx.

speaking Of accommodating hote,
clerks remarked Portland COM
mercial traveller, "the best | ever saw
was In a town near Bangor. reached
the hotel late IN the evening and was
assigned TO pretty tidy looking room,
.Igst before | retired ] heard scam
pering under the bed, and looked I'M
der, expecting to see burglar In
stead. a saw couple OF large rats Just
escaping into their hole. ! dressed and
went down and spoke to the clerk.
".Iil fix that all right. SIR he said,
Front. Take cat to % at once ~
Boston Post.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
Wise Counsel from the South.

81 want to give some valuable ad vi .
TO those who sun n with lame back and
kidney trouble Us J r. Blanken-
ship, OF Beck, Tenn Il have proved
10 an absolute certainty that Electric
Bitters will positively cure this dis
tire sirg condition. The first bottle
gave me gre at relief, and after takine
a few more bottles, | was completed
cured; so completely that it becomes =
pleasure TO recommend this great rem
edy.' Sold under guarantee by the
Union Drug Co Price soc.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
WArssu ldentiticd Himself.

Probably no actor ever achieved -
great local popularity as was enjoyed
BY William Warren la Rosfon.
One afternoon. some thirty yearU
ago. he was strolling along fremont
street. when he was espied among the
crowd by young woman, who turned
to Il friend with whom she was walt
ing and said excitedly. 'rhere g0eo
William Warren"
The friend turned. saying: Where r
A figure In the crowd furnaS abrupt.
IT, and Warren's voice answered.
"Right here" much to the chagrin q
both women Rostou Herald
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
Pc R0NNAI :

The late African explorer. Living
ston. Is 10 have monument erected
to his memory at Chitambo, where be
Ned.
General r. T. de Hart, Of Lafayette,
Ind, judge Of the circuit court in Tip.
pecanOe county, has founded museum
Of Indian relics In his country home
Sir Mortimer Durand, British mill
lister to this country, 10 still In the
Berkshire hills OF Massachusetts, hay.
Ing fallen in love with the beauties
Of that section.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
An Insidious Danger.

One Of the worst features OF kidney
and before the victim realizes his dan
ger he may have a fatal maIady. Take
Foley's X idney Cure at the first ign of
trouble as il corrects Irregularities and
prevents Brieht's disease and diabetes
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

The relief Of Coughs and Cold
through laxative iuHuence, originated
with Bees Laxative Cough syrup
containing Honey and 1a.r, cough
syrup containing no opiates or poisoas,
which is extensively sold. Secure a
bo'tle at once, obtain 9 guarantee cou-
on, and II not fully satisfied with re-
-u'ls your money will be refunded.
: Id by the Pioneer ID ug Go
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

Nothing new to eat has been dscoy.
cred for several centuries past The
monotony is not confined to breakfast
1t is equally. il not more so, felt al
lunch and at dinner. There are dis.
gracefully few animals fit to eat, and
the difficulty, is 4 bitter disappoint-
ment, because there are only three
specimens of him known to exist. aad
two of those are stuffed London
Sketch.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
How to Avoid Apps nd lciti.

Most victims Of appendicitis nrs those
who are habitunlly cons,ipatsd. Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic
constipation by stimulating the liver
and bowels and restores be ra,urai
action Of The bowels, OfinO Lag.
alive F,uit syrup does uot uaoseate
or grippe and is mild and pleasan, 10
AXE Reuse substitutes. Pioneer
nrug Co
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

Group can positively be cured In "a
minutes. No vomitIng--nothing IL
-icken or distress your child. A sweet,
pleasant. and safe Syrup, called DR..
Shoop's Group Cure, does the work
nd does 1t quickly. DR.. Shoop'r
Group Cure Is for Group alone, remem-
her. IL does not cure dozan ailments
Its Group, that's all.--Pioneer DRUG
Co
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
A Card.

This is to certify that all Druggists
are authorized to refund your money
if Foley's Honey and Tar fails to cure
your cough or cold II stops the cough,
heals he lungs and prevents serious
results from a Geld Cures In grippe.
coughs and prevents pneumonia and
consumption Contains no Opiatea
The genuine is in yellow package
Refuse substitutes. Pioneer Drug Co
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

Mr.. August Sherpe, The popular
oversrer OF the poor, ~ Fort Madison,
b., says: "Dr. Rugs New Life Pill
are RIGHTLY named; they act more
Lreeahly, do more good and make one
feel better than any oth.r laxative.
stipation. 25c al the Union Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
nnhx nerf Ip the seuth.

A few years ago the idea OF making
baby Lecf from hand fed calves WAS
now become IN established custom.
The Holstein calves are fed and turned
or as baby beef ut sixteen and twenty
months and will gain on an average
one aud three quarter pounds per day,
beginning from birth Farmers Home
Journal. Louisville, Ky. ~
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

Real life on The farm means corn IN
abundance. hogs a-plenty. cows enoug.
20 keep every vessel OH the place over
flowing with milk. horses for every
member of the family, chickens. tur
keys, geese. ducks. fruit In season and
out Of season, babies and good cheer
all the year round. Houston (Tex
Post
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

$40 enjoy ire, dom from chilblains,'
writes John Kemp, East Otisneli, Me /,
II apply Buck lens Arnica Salve. Have
also Used IL for salt rhenm with excel
ent results" Guaranteed 10 cure f.
wounds. frost bites and skin diseases
25e ~ the Union Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

Mother Gray's Sweet Powders for
Ii ltiren, used by Mother Gray. n
nrsein Children's Home, New York
b caIs up Colds In ~ hour@, cure Fever.
-hncss. Headache, Stomach Tr0ubles,
TsethIna Disorders, and Destroy
Worms. AZ all druggists, 25c. Sample
nailed FREE Address, Allen s. Dim.
stead, Leroy, N. Y.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31
send Your cattle ana Horse Hides

to the CROSBY FRlSI \ N FUR co,
Rochester, \ Y, and have them coa-
verified into Goa S, robes, gloves and
mittens: better and cheaper goods than
you can puy. Never mind The stance:'
"Crosbl pays The freight See our
new Illustrated caiaIog, page rs If
interested send for IA.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

Even the trees In Geauga couA.y,
O., are full OF wealth. Dwight Hues
and Edgar Saber Of Huntsburg cut
down All old elm tree during the f1rst
week Of December In which were two
coons, a swarm OF bees and two pails
of honey. The tree was also valuable
for its timber
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-01-31

'Tbere's nothing like sense D
hnmor," said Rear Admiral Bnehler q
Atlantic City. ''Iu woman. liz
soldier, In sailor. In clerk, a sens
Of bumor is help and blessin.
through life.
AT the same time, even sens
Of humor may exist In excess. T, IL
my part. shouldn't care to have q
great sense OF humor as q British
soldier | once heard about. !.
This soldier was ordered to b.
logged. During the logging b
laughed continually. The lash wa
h!d on all the harder. but under tn
rain OF blows the soldier laughed.
Everybody was amazed.
"'What are you laughing atY th
sergeant finally asked.
why the soldier chuckled, Tn
the wrong man. - Philadelphia Hui
! lstin.