The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-08-15

Pat--Is Casey tn boss in his own
house? Mike-Only whin he's drink.
in in Dolin's saloon.-Judge.
Mr.. Saphedde-Do you think men
have descended from monkeys? Miss
Caustique-Not very far.-Philadelphls
Record.
Charity will have hard work in the |
next national campaign" How so!' |
She'll have to kiver so many Repub. |
licans an ners!"-Atlanta Constiu.
ton.
When you were in Europe, did you
go to Monte Carlo?" mo, | avoided |
trouble and saved time by giving II |
all to the porters and hackmen." CHI
cago Record-Herald.
Some men," said Uncle Eben,
seems to get so much satisfaction telH
In DER troubles dat dey gives you
idea tdat dey'd be disappointed If dey1
was lucky."-Washington Star.
Foreman latter 10 hours OF it)-But
why-why-in the face Of such EVIL
dence in his favor, do you still believe
the man to be guilty? The calm minor
ity-Why. Oh, because!-Puck.
We've only got knife or two
packed In the basket with the pie
What shall we do?" That's all right
Up yonder think you will find fork
in the road" Baltimore American.
Blobbs-Why does Subbubs hate bis
next-door neighor so? Slobbs-The
man built high spite fence. Blob%
We'll, | must say that isn't an e
thing to overlook. -Philade!phia r
ord.
Goodley-If men really would vote
as they pray, this would truly be a
happy world. Wiseman-Yes, but In
that case you wouldn't get them to the
polls once in 10 years. "-Philadelphia
Press.
Old Gotrox-But If my daughter mar
ries you will she have all the comforts
to which she has been accustomed!
Young De Broque-Well, 1t will be your
fault If she hasn't.-Chicago Daily
News.
Bacon-Did you ever have any de-
sire to go on the stage? EgbeTt-0h'
yes; only last week did. Oh, the &C.
tor was vile! But contented myseIi
with shying an egg at him!-YonkeIs
Statesman.
Citiman-Well, we'll, looking for an.
other cook, Ell? Subbubs-Why, no,
can't say Citiman-What? You just
said you were. Subbubs-l did not
said | was looking for cook Ine
others we've had were not.-Philade-
phia Press.
Your daughter is a skilful perform
er on the piano is she not?" 'Yes, an
swered Mr.. Cumrox. THE way she can
play for hours without getting an ear
ache or sprained wrist proves to me
that she's uncommonly expert
Washington Star. tH
IF give you some money" SAID
Mrs. Goodart, will you promise no.
to spend 1t in the nearest saloon!
Sure, ma'am," replied thirty Tanques'
IF yer gimme enough ter make de de-
lay an de extra walk wort while.
Philadelphia Press.
you say you are giving your son
thorough classic education, supple
mented by course In ten modern IAN
guages. What profession do you ex-
rect him to foA,w?" "He hopes TO get
a job doping out names for cigars,
sleeping cars and apartment buildpgs.
Cleveland Leader.
| "Old man I'm sorry to see you carry
such looking umbrella as that
why so, dear boy? think it's PEE
culiarly fine one. and a credit to any
mans taste" $50 1t is, old man; 90 y
is. I'm sorry TO see you carrying !!
because It looks exactly like one USED
to carry and have lost track OF some
how."-Chicago Tribune.
How much did that machine cost n
asked the Billvllle farmer. after fne
automobile had knocked him from inc
highway. Three thousand" waF tns
reply My, my" he exclaimed, An
10 think that all these years I've peen
runnIn' a risk o. bein' run over by =
mule hitched 10 a SC wagon ,'---Atiah-