The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-16

Il1DS lHUtS-i'WDB FVttiTtUS uINt
''Natum Fakirs" look like has,
becns. xs
"Rooeevclt. is behind Bnrton!"
shricks an administration organ.
Well, that makes q couple Of them
behind Tom Johnson and thev'll be
still further in the rear when the
POLLS close in Cleveland.
"Baseball is dcmoralizing" de-
clares Milwaukee man. We've
felt the same way when the op-
posing batsmen in the ninth innin~
Two men out, tide the score, and
he bases fill, swatted out n
home run. f7't
T. II. Harrington, Delhi, N. y,
writes: "About one year ago some
ne inquired through The Common-
r. for The Yombh's History Of
he War | have recently found nv
'opy and if anyone wishes it, !
gill let il go. )"
Rockefeller will have 10 pay
bout eight millions of the twenty
inc, but in spite of the fact that
e has to paw the largest fine
vcr imposed on one man some of
he college presidents will still beg
money Of him.
The. dastards who dynamited n
'oplin, Mo-, newspaper were very
colish. Instead Of putting an end
. the newspapers it merely provid-
4 it with the best possible advcr-
iscmcnt. Besides which, the dyna-
,iters will land in Jail.
Owing to a defect in the dash
nd exclamation point channels Of
he Commoner,s typesetting ma
.iinc il is unable to reproduce in
mnted form the thoughts enter
.ined' Of Judge Landis by Chance'-
r Day. l
Ex-United States i Treasurer Rob-
ITS SAYS that conglpss ought to re-
'lee the tariff thirteen per cent
iithout further delay, and when
enator Foraker hears it he is
kelly to throw the switch on
Is fire alarm and send in a All
all. &
The Globe-Dcmocmt says "Okla-
oma has a vigorous republican par
Y and it wall give q good account
{ itself next year" /" Which re-
Ills that "Hope springs eternal
I the human breast; man never
but always to be blest j"
While giving us an example Of
ow cities should not act !, San
'rancisco is likewise giving us AN
vample of what cities should do
nder certain contingencies. Put.
ing bribe givers in the. same Jail
ith bEbe takers is a Welcome in.
ovation.
Gr.at Britain launched the
rcadnaught, and Immediately Uncle
am appropriated money enough to
'nild a bigger warship. Now Great
britain launches tho Beilerophon
Ahsch far Outclasscs the Dread
aught., Now Uncle Sam will be
rged to build one to outclass the
'elleiophon, and then Great Britain
'nt why rontinue? It is n game
hat the contractor. for ships de-
'@ht to have the taxpayers play.
We are still waiting for Chan
ellor Day to give ais a true picture
4 Judge lands as he looks to a
rateful beneficiary. Can it be that
he fine knocked him speechless?
Emperor William has sent his
hef over here to study American
oOking and especially to solve the
ecret of the great American pie.
B. is barely possible that Emperor
William is casting about for a bet
rr article Of armor plate.
A Chicago university professor
eclares that sea gulls "think as
zen and women Thank. and have
eveloped the power Of reason. !"
lot being scientist we. do not |
my, but we will eheerfullv admit
~ the sea gull thinks as, some
zen think. ~ .,,,,,e,t NIX 1
One Of the requirements in Geor-
las new franchise bill is that To
voter q man "must have a
roper conception Of his duty to
le state and the nation" hut
ultimately fer Mr.. Harriman, he
oes not live in Georgia Indiana
olrs News. /
Among other humorous things
the times is the spectncle of
"stand pat administraticm paper
utely submitting TO tle exactions
: the tariff fed paper trust. and /
fng it because II dare mot kick /