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Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
KELLY WILL LEAD BEAN
EATERS TEAM NEXT SEASON

BOSTON, Nov. 16-There seems to be no
question at all that Joe Kelley will lead the
Boston National league forces to victory or
defeat next season. 1t is now but matter
OF terms Manager Tenney has just returned
to the city from a shooting trip and has
made his daily trip to headquarters. and IL
the matter of his destination next season Is
giving him any concern he does not show it in
the least.
There is no question at all that he can land
as advantageousy elsewhere as he did in
Boston. Tenney received considerable raise
for 1907 over what he received from Messrs,
will easily get his 1907 salary wherever he
may GO The sentiment here is largely in ia
vor of Kelley manager compared with
Tenney. Tenney's abilities a player are
recognized, but he has not made a hit as a
manager. and change is demanded in that di-
recton.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
THOMAS WILL QUIT TO GO
INTO TOBACCO BUSINESS

PHILADELPHIA, Pa Nov 49, Roy
Thomas, the PhlliIes star outhelder for moro
than ten years, ranked as one Of the greatest
players in the National league, is TO quit
baseball Ho has purchased Il half interest
in u wholesale tobacco concern, in Morrstowp,
and will devote his time TO that business. It
ie reported that Fred Tenney will play first
base for PHILADELPHIA next season. Tenny will
not manage for Boston next year, it is said,
and for this reason owner Dovey Is anxious
TO make a trade. Tenney has refused to go
to western club and prefers Philadelphia
In the cast.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
RENNINes RESULTS
BY Associated Press.

BY AssOcIated Press.
WASHINGTON. Nov. lG.-Results:
First race. five and one-haf furlongs-
Gauncus won. Ardie second King Thistle
third; time 1:10.
Second race the Bladensburg steeplechase
handicap, two and one-half mlIes-Guardian
won. Prince of Pilsen second, Essex third;
time 5:03 3-5
Third race, six furlongs-BelI of the Bay
won, Pins and Needles second NeosSaleta
third; time 16.
Fourth race, seventh Columbia handicap,
seven furlongs-C Comedienne won. Dolly Spank
err secondI Oraculum third; time 1:3D 90
Fifth race, six and one-half furlongs-DiXie
Himmel won, Monopolist second, Carrolton
third: time 20 To-
sixth race, one and one-sixteenth miles,
Lally won. Ivanhoe second, Peter knight
third; time 1:l0 4-5
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
POOR MANAGEMENT MARKS
NEW LEAGUES OPENING

Three home runs over the right field
fence and long waits while the two lone
balls were chased by boys were some of
the features of a baseball game between
the Pickwicks of San Diego and the
Dyas- -Clines OF Los Angeles of the new
midwlnter league yesterday at place
called JOY park
The other features were an attendance
OF probably fifty maybe tifty-one. The
diamond looked like a potato patch and
the game resembled the long lamented
exciting contest of png-pong.
Picltwlcks .......... 0 0 3 2 &c
Dyas-Clines ......... 0 20 0 0-4
Bat&yies-Butler and Easterly; Raleigh and
Whazs U. Umpre-Cady.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
MILLER GETS COIN
FROM j. r. KEENE
RECEIVES FIVE PER CENT OF
PURSES WON
Marvellous Jockey Credited with 224
Winners This Year-Leaves for
California to Ride for
Williams
Nv associated Press,

BY Associated Press
NEW YORK, Nov. 16.-Walter Miller
tho most successful jockey in America
this year. at last has received from
James r. Keene a check on the National
City bank for $12,O9OSS this being 8 per
cent Of the money the jockey won for
MIR. Keene this year.
Miller has ridden fifty winners for Mr..
Keene and the total amount OF money
won IN these races was $245, ,497.75.
Including the fees from Mr.. Keene this
19-year-old boy will have earned before
January / next not less than $4,000 He
has ridden S52 races and won 224 since the
commencement of the season.
Miller will leave today for California
there to resume riding for Thomas Ii.
Williams.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
LOTS OF FAST ONES

During the season eighty-four PAGERS and
fhirty-t,vo trotters were added to the 2:l0 list
as against seventy-four PAGERS and thirty-one
ffotters in 1906. The number of PAGERS that got
IN this season Is nine more than the best
previous highest number while the trotting
number one less than the highwater mark
made IN 1908. The reduced list, however Is
ruch lower than for many seasons. The en-
tire 2:l0 list now numbers over 100 With
is a chance 10 get IN several more before
fnow falls.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
HARVARD MILITARY SECONDS
WIPE EARTH WITH THRooF

The Harvard Military second team
eternaliy walloped Throop on the Harvard
grounds yesterday morning. The score
was 20 to 0. At the end of the first half
Harvard had 12 to it's credit, and in the
second half kept on scoring Dawdle at
end made most Of the gains for Har-
yard with some of the faneiest sprinting
ever seen on football field
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
OAKLAND SELECTIONS

First rncc--Heather Scott Crystal
Wave, Harvel.
Second race--J. c. Crauss, I'urze, L.
G. Ackerly.
Third rnce--sTax Amelia, Altauero,
Ray Bennett.
Fourth racc-Orchan, Chan. Wal
worth, StoFma.
Fifth rnce--Prince of CASTLE, All
AbIazc, Tetanus.
Sixth race--Native Son, CIoudIight,
Sugar Maid.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
poueLEtlEADER TODAY

There will be no morning game at JOY
park this morning as was scheduled be-
fore the season Of the winter league
opened yesterday afternoon. Instead of
one contest before lunch and another
after double-header, the first half OF
which will be called at 1 O'clock, will be
played
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
cAprAlN Is lNIuREp

sH LOUIS, Nov. 16.-Capt. Krobz of the
Kansas university football team was
taken TO hospital with concusslon Of the
brain sustained during the game with
ST Louis university. His condition is be-
u Nd to be serious
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
rwo GOOD pILLoMs

During the Lexington meeting Nilard Saun-
oers stepped two haywood stock farm young
sters good miles. Harry Dillon (2) worked an
easy mile ,at 2:21 and Ruth Dillon world 5
champion three-year-old half-mile trotter, ne
gotiated a mile in 2:10ls.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17
Open Every Night Till Christmas

You can buy Instruments enough for
the whole family at nominal price.
Everything goes at COST OR LESS, for
after Jan. l. 1908, we will sell pianos
only. All popular sheet music 10c.
BARTLEIyT MUSIC Co.
2S1 233-2S5 S. Broadway OPP city hall
Los Angeles herald., 1907-11-17

In the future The Herald will Issue to sub
scribers holding six months contracts Ths
Housekeeper instead OF the Womans Home
Companion The Housekeeper Is preferred by
eelleut articles OF especial Interest to women
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
PE-RU.NA 4 MEDICAL COMPOUND

In any medical compound Is much depends upon the manner awhieh
III IS compounded supon the ingredients used. NSaS
First, there must Be due proportion of the ingrsdienss Essh dra8
IA the phalmacopeia hes Its special action. 10 combine any due WIN
drugs that have slightly different sction. 1ths eomDtpat.on, mustse
made with strict reference to the use for whichsthe compound l intended.S
The drugs may Be well selected as 80 theil efficacy, but The eenapound
ENTIRELY SPOILEDBY THE pROPORTIONi Ia which they are conbined.
It takes years and years Of experience to e over this proportion.
There IS no law Of chemistry, d pharmacy, ny VIII theexactb balance Is
proportion can be determined. EXPERIENCE SHE ONLY GUIDE
n compounding 4 catarrh remedy Dr. Hartman has had many ysarss
experience. In the use Of the various ingredients which compose thes
catafrh remedy, Peruna, he has learned, little BY little, how tOhatnt11eoa
the action of each ingredient, how to combine them int0a stable compound,S
how to arrange them into such nice proportions as ts blend the taste,s
the operation and the chemical pecularidss If each several ingredient in
order to produce q pharmaceutical product beyond the criticism of doctors.E
pharmacists II chemists.
WE REPEAT, THAT AS MUCH DEPENDS ON THE WAY IN
WHICH THE DRUGS ARE COMBINED AS DEPENDS upQM The
DRUGS THEMSELVES.
The compound must present q stability whchis not affected by changes
hofstemperature not affected by exposure to the ali, not affected ~ age,
1t must be so combined that it viii Nemgin just the same whether used inS
the logging or mining camps Of the northwest o. the coffee plantations IS
the tropics. #
A complete list Of the ingredients Of Peruna would not enable any
druggist or physician TO reproduce Peruna. It is the skill and sagacity ~
which these ingredients are brought together that give Peruna much Of th
peculiar claims as an efcacious cataTrh remedy.
However much virtue each Ingredient of Peruna may possess, tha
value Of the compound depends largely upon The manner and ropoIattOn
In which they are combined. The right ingredients, put together rightly,
is the only way a medical compound can be made Of real value.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
T.clS Tai. On.

At the first sign Of Backache or pain
in the region Of the Kidneys, or weak.
ness and Urinary trouble. the follow
ing simple prescription should be used
Fluid Extract Dandelion. one-half
ounce; Compound kargon, one ounce
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilsa, three
ounces Take a ~teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
Any good prescription pharmacy will
supply these three ingredients at small
cost, which can easily be mixed by
shaking well in a bottle. This is said
to force the Kidneys to filter the sour
acids and poisons from the blood, over
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
ROW.
Mile and 4 Halt on Fifth Avenue Worth
$~2tc,O00.0oQ.

$~2to,000,0o0.
"Millionairess Row." q stretch of Fifth
avenue q mile Ind q half In length. facing
Central park, New York city.is the cost
Hest residential land In America, land
values are t~opnotchers, elevated to q
height sufficient to scare OF people OF
moderate means. Ten thousand dollars a
front foot ia an average. 1t IS worth $1,000
at Sixty-second street and 5000 at Ninety
second street. Between those streets there
are thirty blocks. each 200 feet long. They
offer q building frontage of 5000 feet. AT
$4,000 q foot the mile and a. half is worth
500 ,000,O0 0 The mansions which cover It,
with their furnishings, and the new man
sions to be built this year. represent an
outlay of S150.0oo,0oo Thus the total invest
ment along the Millionaires' row 'front.'
age reaches s2lo. o,000.
More than $1,000 COO has been paid for
mansion sites during the last year. AS the
completed mansion. with its gorgeous fur
nishings. costs two or three times more
than the land, 1t Is estimated that $1,000
900 or $50, 100000 will be invested along Mil
~lionatres' row this year.
The outlay will complete the worlds
most imposing avenue of private palaces.
On no other mile and a half of earth have
so many millions been spent In the resi-
dences of plain citizens.
With the construction of mansions on
sites bought during the last year only a
very few plots will remain available. AS
the owners are immensely rich and value
their sites above their gold, their land will
not be for sale even at much higher prices.
Sites on M~illionaires' row., therefore. will
! be cornered In a few days. To own such a
site will be one OF the worlds rare dis
tinctions.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
The Man Who Ate Babies.

Those Who believe with President
Roosevelt that certain particulars of
the Tnaw case which are not pretty
reading ought to be excluded from the
newspapers, will read with interest the
opinion on the subject of a writer in
the current Harper's Weekly. 1t is
presented under the title, The Man
Who Ate Babies" n it's perusal will
probably be Illuminating to many
minds. This is the story Of the man
n his extraordinary propensity:
Once, we are told, there was a man
who had the Incompatible misfortune
to be afflicted with a mania for eating
babies. He was an extraordinary man
of astonishing vigor, of remarkable tai
ents, of many engaging qualities, and
of prodigious industry. He a educa-
ton and social position; he could earn
plenty Of money; and the diligent ex-
ercise of his intellectual gifts made him
valuable to society. There was nothing,
within reasonable reach of a man of
his profession which he could not have,
but over what should nave been a.
splendid career hung always the
shadow of his remarkable propensity.
Yet he was tolerated, for, after
all, nobody had ever seen him eat e.
baby.
lone day another man-uutte a.
worthless person-knocked him on the
head, n let mis- pitiable spirit escape,
from it's body. 1t made a great stir
FOR the man who was killed was yeryj
widely known, and his assailant was,
also notorious. There followed profusa
discussion of the dead mans Character,
qualities, and achievements. His rec
ord was assailed, but it was also wide.
ly ~extenuated. When it was averred
that he was an ogre, the retort was
that he was not a materially worse
ogre than a lot of other men, and that
we must AXE men as we find them.
and ma Iva Sy,npinl 111nr,o roa~ f&. 49,
Of talent. When it was whispered that
he ate babies the answer was that that
was absurd: that whatever his failings.
he was the helpfulest, best-natured
man in the world, and particularly
fond of children and good to them; and
that If lie ever did eat babies he was
always careful where he got them,
avoiding the nurseries of his acqain-
tances, n selecting common babies Of
ordinary stock, who were born to be,
eaten, anyway, and would never be
missed. n who, besides, were in
out. j
S the discussion went on, and wax
ed and waned as the months passed.
But n day there was set up a great
white screen, big enough for all the;
world to see, and owe against it was
placed a lantern that threw a light of
wonderful intensity, and then came a;
person Nemesis, with something underI
her arm, and took charge Of the Ian
tern. And then there fluttered forth ALI
day on the great screen the moving
picture of the poor inonomaniac and al
baby-how he found her. enticed her,
cajoled her, and finally took her to his
lair, prepared her for the table, and ate
her I'D. !,
Well; It vas said that the picture,
was shocking, and that the public,
ought not to have been allowed to see;
!t. Oh. yes. IT was shocking; we pic-
ture more SO. But it was terribly we'll
adaptea to make it unpopular to eat;
habies."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
She Knew Moynen.

albeit she Is a very bright child. came In
the other evening and began catechisina
her mother.
Mamma" h inquired. lis there any
person In history named Timon Tyde?'
I've heard of such q name as Timon.r
ventured the mother doubtfullv.
Tfmon q man or a woman? ~
man,eif / remember correctly"
Nellie d
BY this time the mother was quite curl
Gus. Why do 0 think SO when you
SO little about tt?ss she queried.
Well" responded Nellie. with confi.
dence, "the teacher said Timon Tyde
waits for no man, and I didn.t think II
,:ould be a woman.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
Permanent Employment.

Old Sam had been for several days pa
tiently sitting On the bank OF the Rap
pahannock river, near the dam. holding
his shotgun in his hand.
Finally he attracted tile attention OF
a passer-by, who asked: We'll, Uncle
Sam. are you looking for something to
do?,
No, sah," answered Sam: .Pse gettin'
paid for what rs doin'."
"Indeed.f answered the stranger. "And
what may that be?"
.Shootin' de muskrats dat am under.
mimi de DAM" answered Sam.
Well, there goes one now" exclaimed
the stranger excitedly. why don't yor
shoot it?'
"S'pose ] wants to lose my job. sah?'
answered Sam complacently.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
W YEARS In BED
Or. Williams Pink Pills Cured Stub
born Rheumatism When Other
Treatment Gave No Relief.

tTSaSfuGtt AaVS NO nCuSfs
Or. Williams Pink Pills have been
curing the most stubborn cases OF
rheumatism for nearly a generation
and thousands of grateful patients
have given testimony that cannot be
ignored.
Mr.. Robert Odbert, a machinist. liv-
ing at POI Cameron Street, Detroit,
Mich, mad a very distressing experi-
ence with rheumatism for about two
years. He makes the following state.
ment: About the year 1887 | felt the
effects of rheumatism which gradually
grew worse until | was compelled to
give up work for a time. The years
of '97 and '98 was confined to my bed
most of the time. l was under doctors
treatment but found no relief. My
ward and red blotches appeared all
over them. Frequently they panied
me SO that I had to bind them tightly
with strips Of linen. This sometimes
relieved the pain but at other times
failed to do SO. At times I had to
crawl to my work, using two crutches.
During these spells I suffered greatly
from pain around my heart which / at
tributed to the rheumatism.
AT last my mother wrote me and
asked me to try DR.. Williams Pink
Pills. did and in a short time l
found myself getting better and have
lad no trouble since. l may here add
that l consider myself perfectly cured.
l have not had the least sign Of the
disease since and feel better now taan
I ever did. For these reasons
recommend DR.. Williams Pink Pills
to any n affected the same as / was"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists, or tent by mail, postpaid
on receipt of price, SO cents per box,
six boxes for $3.50, by the DR.. Will.
liams Medicine Co.. Schenectady, N. z.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
Is America Worth Paintins7
From the Craftsman.

NEAT
We are all familiar with the weary
plant of our artists that in America
we have no atmosphere. We are ac-
cused by the American student in the
Latin quarter of having a country
without nuances. without halftones, or
subtilites. light and shadow. We arc
sneered at as not paintable. Perhaps
we are not. as Brittany is of Naples
or h harbor at. Boulogne, or Rothen-
is really paintable is somewhat a mat
ter of opinion-not wholly of French
tradition. Remington has found the
Western Indians and their environ
ment worthy Of a mastery brush;
Borglum has discovered subjects
enough roaming over the western
plains for a technique tina might seem
good enough for French rivers and
Brittany meadows. Twachtman did
not give up painting because New
England was his abiding place, and la
ment the absence of French atmos.
phere in Connecticut. He just stepped
outdoors, walked through his garden
looked down a winding lane, or out
over h Sound at Cos Cob, and painted
and achieved maryels Of atmospheric
effects that few of the greatest Of
foreign ~landscapists have ever excelled
He did not worry because America
was not paintable. If he ever thought
about it at all, it must nave been with
a quiet little smile of amusement. And.
SO, what we need in order to create
a further national spirit in our art is
not a different country, but a different
new, intelligent understanding point OF
view toward our N as it exists
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
OVER $1,000 a YEAR AND
"LIVING."

That Il the story of n Michigan
Farmer Who Lives in Western
Canada.
Spruce Coulee Ranch, Odds, Alberta,
Dec. 10th, 1906.
Mr.. NJ. V. McInnes, Canadian Govern
ment Agent, Detroit, Mich:
Dear Sir and Friend:
1t will be four years next May since
l came to Olds, and l have lived here
ever since.
Since l came here wheat has run
from % to 45 bushels per acre, oats
from 65 to 115. that know of. I
raised that last year; 115 bushels to
the acre of the finest oats ever seen.
and oats that | sowed the 31st day OF
May this ear went 72h to the acre
and weighed Al pounds to the bushel.
My barley went 40 bushels last year
and 90 this year, and was not sown
until the latter part Of May. l had
three acres of potatoes this year and
sold 700 bushels and put 275 bushels
In the cellar and no bugs to pick.
We have a fine Government creamery
at Odds. Our cows made SAL per head
and didn't feed any grain-only prai-
rie hay-so you see we are doing well.
We have the patent for our homestead
now and am very thankful that we
came to Alberta. We have made a
little over $1,000 each year besides
making our living. l would not 20
back to Michigan to live for anything.
II had my choice Of a ticket to Odds
or a 4O-acre farm in Michigan, | would
tax the ticket, and in two years I
could buy any of their 4O-acre farms.
b is the country for a poor man as
well as a man with money.
l will close, thanking you for our
prosperity. | remain. yours truly,
(Signed) OTTO YETTING.
Odds, Alberta, Canada, Box 159.
Information as to how to secure low
rates to the free grant lands OF West
ern Canada can be secured OF any
Canadian Government agent.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28

M MtHeEE
The chief cause Of Constipation m,
Indigestion is a weakness Of the .Auscles
that contract the lntestines and Bowels.
Gascarcts are practically to the Bowe)
Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath
arc to the Athletic Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract. expand. and squeeze the Diges-
tive Juices out Of food eaten.
They don't help the Bowels and Liver IN
such a way as to make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future.
This is why, with Cascarets, the dose
may be lessened each succeeding time
instead Of increased, as 1t must bo with an
other Cathartics and Laxatives.
Cascarets act like exercise.
II carried in your vest pocket, Tor carried
In My Lady's Pursc,) and eaten just when
you suspect you need one, you will. ncver
know sick dayfrom the ordinary Ills of Ainl
Because these Ills begin in thu RaweisJ
and pave the way for all other diseases. =.
Vest Pocket" box 10 cents.
Be sure you get the genuine. made
by the Sterling Remedy Company, and n,
sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped &c
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
End of the Honeymoon.

An old married man happened to meet
a beaming bridegroom on the latter's first
day at business after the wedding trip.
"Hello!' said he; finished your honey.
moon yet?"
II don't know" replied the happy hus-
band. smiling. have never been able to
determine the exact meaning OF the word
honeymoon"
We'll. then, has your wife commenced
to do the cooking yet?'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28

New York City is to have seventy
eight miles Of salt water mains, from
eight to twenty-four inches in dia-
meter, with 2,02l MIGRANTS, for fire pro-
lection.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
The Handy Doctorin our
Vest Pocket
TITS . thin, round-cornered lttis


TITS q thin, round-cornered hits
Enamel Cox
When carried in your vest pcckct
= 1t means Health-lnsurance.
II contains Six Candy Tablets otpieasana
taste, almost as pleasant as Chocolate.
Each tablet IS a working dose Of Cas.
carets, which acts like Exercise on he
Bowels and Liver.
II will not purge, sicken. nor upset Tho
stomach.
Because IT is not a "Bile-driver,' Ass
Salts, Sodium. calomel, Jalap. SIENNA. nos
Apesient Waters,
Neither is it Ike Castor OIL. Glycsnnss
or other Oily Laxatives that simply lubricate
the lntestines for transit Of the food stoppei
up in them at that particular time.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28

N1rs. Winsiow.s eooTHrr SYRUP Tor Children
teething; sottens the GUMS, reduces inianuaI,on. al.
sJs pain. cures wind colo. Is cent? Q bottle.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
Two Sides.

Two Sides.
De debble come eroun' an tap on de
glass
Right in de street whar de white folks
pass!
G'away dar, you Satan!
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28
Cruel.
From Cincinnati Tri

One trial will convince you of the pecu-
liar fitness of Natures remedy. Garfield
Tea. For liver. kidneys. stomach and
bowels. for impure blood. rheumatism and
chronic ailments.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-03-28

He come eroun' de back way-de ok
all abed-
Knock on de do an poke in him haid-
Hab a cheer, Marse Satan!
-AppIeton's Magazine.