The state herald., 1907-05-10
TWOC0MM0NPE
HOW THEY HAVE KEPT POSTAL
ACCOUNTS FROM BALANCING.
Chicago Office One Cent Over for Six
teen Years While Son Of Lebanon,
H., Postmaster Keeps
Voucher for II.

10 toiu hoW WV
cents--common. ordinary, copper PEN
nies-have separately and individual
ly. and for 16 years, tangled up Uncle
Sans post office departments cash
accounts until miles and miles of red
tape have been intricately convoluted
around their hidden outlines.
One of these cents hides chuckling
in some obscure corner of the cob
webbed accounts of the Chicago post
Office, Far down in a spidery column
of long.legged figures this little miss
ing coin reposes. and nobody has ever
been able to rout him out with a pole
ever so long. The perplexity of him,
who he is, why he is, and how he got
there, has worried half to death book
keepers in Chicago and bookkeepers
in Washington, and has gone clean up
to the third assistant postmaster gem
eral, who is head of the auditing de-
partment.
Phis cent, this grain of microscopic
dust which leers so plainly from the
polished cog of smooth running gov
ernment machinery, first blew there
during the regency of Charles U. Cor
don. When Mr.. Gordon relinquished
the reins to +. L. Coyne the Cent, with
all due solemnity. was handed over.
Likewise when Mr.. now mayor. Busse
vaulted into the saddle, the same Cent,
leering with pompous Importance, fig
ured prominently in the transfer. And
when Mr.. Busse gave place to Mr..
Campbell the same Cent, now moss
grown and venerable with age, went
over too.
The other cent was mystery until
the other day. and then 1t was cleared
up by w. l.. Clucas.
Mr.. Clucas father. w. ]. Clucas. was
postmaster Of Lebanon, ILL.,. at the
time that thriving community was still
village.
When Mr.. Clucas. Sr.. made up his
accounts for the year of 1890 he sent
one cent too much in n total remit.
tance OF something like $4,000. This
one cent came TO light In checking up
at Washington, and so voucher for
that sum was sent back TO Mr.. Clucas
''Na AH' NAkHaAhAt VI
son Davis, then third assistant post.
master general under President Gro
yer Cleveland.
The voucher arrived on January s.
1891. Mr. Clucas was so tickled by
this evidence OF the paternal care OF
the everwatchful government that he
forebore to cash the iniiniteslmal
check, but kept It as an heirloom.
Because he did this. whole rivers of
midnight ink. and flaming incandes-
cent suns Of electric lights have been
wasted by the post office department
In chasing that elusive copper up and
down the columns OF huge brown
leatherbacked account books.
As matter OF fact, however. Mr..
Clucas could not have cashed this tiny
check without spending hundreds of
dollars on IT, When his father handed
over the document II was not In.
dorsed, and he died without having In.
dorsed II.
In order TO collect this cent. there
fore. II will be necessary for Mr.. Clu.
cas- 20 start suit against the United
States government. which would in
volye payment OF huge sums In fees
10 lawyers, all for the doubtful glory
OF getting n copper cent from Uncle
Sam. He, therefore. Intends TO frame
the warrant and hand II down to his
childrcn's children.
For as long. therefore. as the United
States government runs. and us long
Ms the warrant In held ont. the books
At Washington will miss balancing but
Just the fraction Of a hair.
This story teaches how unbclievably
accurate the machinery OF government
must run. Handling billions of dollars
annually. n 10 much as one cent re.
mains unaecounted for. on the books
Il stays,
AS much care ~ paid by the GOV.
ernmont TO one cent aH To u thousand
dollars" said John NJ Hubbard. assist.
ant postmaster There ia no means
Of charging on to proii, and loss. or TO
petty cash. the money whose dlsposi.
ton Is not recorded. Checks and bal.
nnces must be ~ nicely adjusted as
TO weight even TO the miilionth frae.
tion Of u hair before II can pass un.
challenged under the careful scrutiny
OF Uncle SAM