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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
WATCHING THE AUTOMOBILE.

Owner and Chauffeur Have Anxious Mo-
r11ents While in Restaurant.
The man who drove up to the res.
taurant in an automobile brought his
Chauffeur in with him to eat They
stood around for several minutes.
while the walters posed at tables all
about.
II want seat from which I can
watch my car" said the owner, when
the head waiter approached to find out
why the hesitation. You know that
there have been SO many cases recent
ly Of cars being stolen from in front
of restaurants and hotels that do
not want to take any chances"
They got their seats all right within
easy range Of the automobile. one Of
the American made machines Of the
$4,000 type. It is safe to say that the
worry incidental to that meal caused
not inconsiderable amount of indi-
gestion. Either master OF man, had an
eye on the automobile throughout the
entire neal
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17

| such as white bread, potatoes, rico
partly cooked cereals and such.
Starchy food is not digested in the
upper stomach but passes on into the.
duOdenum, or lower stomach and in
testines, where, in a healthy individ.
ual. the transformation of the starch
into form OF sugar is completed and,
then the food absorbed by the blood.
1 But If the powers Of digestion are
weakened, a part of the starchy food
will lie in the warmth and moisture of
the body and decay, generating gases
and Irritating the mucous surfaces un-
til under such conditions the whole
lower part of the alimentary canal, in
GLIDING the colon and the appendix.
becomes involved. Disease sets up
and at times takes the form known as
appendicitis.
When the symptoms of the trouble
make their appearance, would it not
be good, practical, common sense, to
discontinue the starchy food which is
causing the trouble and take a food;
in which the starch has been trans
formed into a form of sugar in the
process of manufacture?
This is identically the same form of
sugar found in the human body after
NOW. human food is made I'm very
largely of starch and is required bv
the body for energy and warmth.
Naturally, therefore, its use should be-
continued. it possible, and for the rea.
sons given above it is made possible
In the manufacture of Grape-Nuts.
IN connection with this change of
food to bring relief from physical dis
turbances. We have suggested washing
out the intestines to, get rid of the i'm
mediate cause of the disturbance.
Naturally, there are cases where the
disease has lain dormant and the
abuse continued too long. until an
Earently only the knife will avail. But
1t is well-established fact among the
best physicians who are acquainted
with the details above recited. that
preventative measures are far and
away the best.
Are We to be condemned for suggest.
ing way to prevent disease by fol-
lowing natural methods and for per.
focting a food that contains no ..nledi.
cine and produces no medicinal ef-
lects' but which has guided literally
thousands of persons from sickness to
health? We have received during the
years past upwards OF $4,000 letters
ircn people who have been either
he'ped or made entirely we'll by fol.
lowing our suggestions, and they are
simple.
IT coffee disagrees and causes any
OF the ailments common to some cot.
ice users quit 1t and take on Postum.
If white bread, potatoes, rice and
other starch foods make trouble. omit
and use Grape-Nuts food which ia
largely predigested and will digest.
nonrish and strengthen. when Other
forms OF food do not. It's Just plain
old common sense.
There's a Reason for Postum and
Grape.Nuts. '"
Postum Cereal Co., Ltd.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
"BOO-HOO"
Shouts a Spanked Baby.

A Doctor Of Divinity, now Editor of
q well.known Religious paper, has
written regarding the controversy be-
tween Golfers Weekly and the Re.
hgious Press Of the Country and 9TH
ers, including ourselves. Also regard
ing suits for libel brought by Golfers
against US for commenting upon its
methods.
These are his sentiments, with some
very emphatic words left out.
"The religious Press owes you a
debt Of gratitude for your courage in
showing up Golfers Weekly as the
"Yell.Oh Man." Would you care to
use the inclosed article on the boo
Hoo Baby" as the "Yell-Oh Mans
successor"
"A contemporary remarks that Col
lier's has finally run against solid
hickory "Post" and been damaged in
its own estimation to the tune Of
$3.50, 100000"
Here is a publication which has, in
utmost disregard of the facts, spread
broadcast damaging statements about
the Religious Press and others and
has suffered those false statements to
go uncontradicted until, not satisfied
after finding the Religious Press too
quiet, and peaceful, to resent the in
suits, it makes the mistake of wander
ing into fresh field and butts its rat
tied head against this Post and all the
World laughs. Even Christians smile,
as the Post suddenly turns and gives
1t back dose of its own medicine"
1T is a mistake to say all the World
laughs. No CHEEKY laugh comes from
Golfers. but it cries and boo hoos like
a spanked baby and wants $75O.0OO.OO
to soothe its tender, lacerated feel
ings."
Thank Heaven it has at last struck
u man with back bone" enoagh to call
a spade spade" and who believes in
telling the whole truth without fear or
favor"
Perhaps Golfers with it's utmost
disregard for the facts" may say no
such letter exists. Nevertheless it is
on file in our office and is only one Of
a mass of letters and other data, news
yellow" methods of Golfers. This
volume is so large that man could
not well go thru it under half day S
steady work. The letters come from
various parts of America.
Usually private controversy is not
interesting to the public, but this is q
public controversy.
Golfers has been using the ''yellow"
methods to attract attention to itself.
but, jumping in the air, cracking heels
together and yelling Look at me-
wouldn't suffice, so It started out on a
'.Holier Than Thou" attack on the Re.
ligious Press and on medicine.
We leave it to the public now, as we
did when we first resented Golfers
attacks, to say whether, in a craving
for sensation and circulation, its at
lacks do not amount to systematic
mercenary bounding. We likewise
leave it to the public to say whether
Golfers, by It's own policy and meth.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17

DDS, has not made itself more ridicu
lous than any comment of ours coulc
make it.
Does Golfers expect to regain an,
self-inflicted loss of prestige by de
monstrating thru suits for damages
that 1t can be more artful in evadine
liability for libels than the humble
but resentful victims of it's defamation
or does 1t hope for starting campaign
OF libel suits to silence the popular in
which it has aroused.
/ Golfers can, not dodge this public
controversy by private law suits. l,
can not postpone the public judgmen,
against it. That great jury, the Pub
lie, will hardly blame us for not wait
ing until we get petit jury in a court
room, before denouncing this prod
igal detractor of institutions founded
and fostered either by individuals, OF
by the public, itself.
No announcements during cur entire
business career were ever made
claiming medicinal effects" for either
Postum or Grape-Nuts. Medicinal eff
fects are results obtained from the
use of medicines.
Thousands of visitors go thru OIL
entire works each month and see for
themselves that Grape-Nuts contains
absolutely nothing but wheat, barley
and little salt; Postum absolutely
nothing but wheat and about ten per-
cent of New Orleans Molasses. The
art of preparing these simple ele
ments in scientific manner to obtain
the best food value and flavor, re-
quired some work and experience. tc
acquire.
Now. when any publication goes far
enough out of it's way to attack us be
cause our advertising is medical" il
simply offers a remarkable exhibition
Of ignorance or worse.
We do claim physiological or bodily
results of favorable character follow.
ing the adoption of Our suggestions re-
gardfng the discontinuanee of coffee
and foods which may not be keeping
the individual in good health. We
have no advice to offer the perfectly
hcafthful person. His or her health
is evidence in itself that the hever
ages and foods used exactly fit that
person. Therefore, why change?
But to the man or woman who is
ailing, we have something to say as q
result of an unusually wide experience
in food and the result of proper feed
ing.
In the palpably ignorant attack on
us in Golfers, appeared this state
ment,-"One widely circulated para
graph labors to induce the impression
that Grape-Nuts will ohviate the ne
cessity of an operation in appendi
citis: This is lying and potentially
deadly lying"
In reply to this exhibition of-wel
let the reader name it, the Postum Co.
says:
Let it be understood that appendi
citis results from long continued dis
turbance in the intestines, caused pri
marily by undigested starchy food
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Not a Sure Thjna.

Two "gemmen" of "cullah" were
coming up City Hall alley yesterday
afternoon. They wore toys that for
local color had anything the rainbow
attempted beaten a dozen furlongs.
Know wat Jim's gwine and done:"
asked one.
"No, wat 'tis?" responded the other.
Hes g'wan bought razzer."
dat hain't so worse" said his
friend. "A razzer's handy sometimes"
"Yah." answered the other in tones
of deep contempt, "but dis yere fool
Jim g'wan bought a safety razzer."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
His Word Not Good

John and Jim agreed to settle diff
ference by fighting it out. It was un-
derstood that whoever wanted to quit
should cry 'nough!" John had Jim
down and was hammering him sound
ly when Jim cried 'nough!" But
John paid no attention to his cry and
kept on pounding him. Again and
again Jim called out 'nough!" But
John paid no heed and kept busy with
his fists. A boy standing near asked:
why don't you let the Teller up?
He's yelled 'nough!'"
But he's such liar YOU can't be.
lieve him."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Metals and Metaphors,

ut is most amazing" said a metal:
1urgist, chow the world relies on met
ais for its metaphors and SMILES.
Thus an orator is silver, tongued or
golden-mouthed. An explorer is bronz-
ed by African suns. A resolute chap
has an iron will. A sluggard moves
with leaden feet. An ostrich has a
copper-lined stomach. A millionaire
has tin. A swindler is as slippery as
quicksilver. A borrower. has BRASS"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Alcohol From Reets,

Kansas is to have large share in.
the manufacture of denatured alcohol
in wholesale quantities in few years.
the material for it's manufacture being
the waste products from the beet SUI.
gar refineries. The tops of the beets
and the portion of the upper part usu.
ally cut off and discarded are to be
used in the manufacture of alcohol.
and capitalists are interested in +he.
erection of reflneries at Garden CITY.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
oriain Of Cards.

The origin Of cards lies far back IN
the hidden antiquity of Asia, no record
80 far having been found to unravel
the source. It was from the distant
Orient that cards, along with chess.
were first introduced into Southern.
Europe, Spain and Italy, especially.
The earliest Of these cards have been
lost, unfortunately, and no record Of
them preserved. But in no way were
they even a suggestion of our present
day cards.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Margin,

From these statements you will
readily see where part of the losses
come in. 1t is the opinion of the bank
ers' committee. and also the commit
tee of the American Society Of Equity
who recently looked into these mat
tiers. that the principal losses comes
from grading. dockage and weighing.
There arc some things about this
which came to our knowledge which
we do mot care to put in print
Price Of Storage at Terminals.
THE price of storage at the five
places selected by the American Socie.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
In Harlem.

Have you any children" demand ID
the landlord.
Yes" replied the would-be tenant
solemnly. "six--all in the cemetery"
Better there than here" said the
landlord. consolinely: and proceeded
to execute the desired lease.
In due time the children returned
from the cemetery. whittier they had
been sent to play. but it was too lat,
to annul the contract.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17

spells. For ten years l could not do
Homework, and for two years did not
get,o of the house. The Kidney Sc
cretions were irregular, and doctors
were not helping me. Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me quick relief, and
finally cured me. They saved my lffe."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Millburn Co., Buffalo, N. 7.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17

Through the courtesy of Messrs.
Tompkins & Myers. commission broll-
ers at Minot, l am able to quote to-
days (Oct. 1st| comparative prices at
Minneapolis and Minot. Allowing the
usual IL cents for freight and hand
ling, the Minot elevators are to-day
buying on margins, viz:
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Reliable Grain Buyers.

We wish to call our readers atten.
ton to the advertisement of the Geo.
9. Harper Company of Minneapolis.
They are the leading grain buyers of
the Northwest and have been estab-
hslled at Minneapolis for the past %
years; are members of the MINNEAPOLIS
and Duluth exchanges; can say they
are a reliable firm to deal with. Write
them for quotations, etc.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
New Answers to Questions.

Customer-Will that wear we'll?
Tailro-No: not particularly. It's a
rather poorly made cloth and won't
make up any too well, either. The
fit is likely to be poor, too, and our
prices are exorbitant. Draper & Co.,
at No. III, are showing splendid line
of suitings and their prices are quite
lOW.-Puck.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Merely Preliminary.

81 foolishly promised my wife new
silk gown this fall" said Subbubs,
land it's cost me nearly SIS already"
For material?" asked Naybor
"Oh, no, that's what she's spent in
carfare looking up samples
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Oysters r In.

Waiter-Yes. sir, we can give you
an oyster stew. Oysters are in season
now.
Guest-Well. see that a few of them
are in the stew.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
PATENTS.
List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern lnxentors.

etoS 81 TN1eHSo J10US0 Last Week 70
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers. Oil Pioneer Press
building, st. Paul, Mimi: Albert S.
Dehler, Minneapolis, Mimi, gravity
conveyor; Gottlieb w. Froelich, st:
Paul, Mimi, washing machine stand;
Frederick Hartje, st. Thomas, N. D.,
automobile sleigh; John ]. Lee. Min.
neapolis, MIMI, soap holder and graf
er; William G. Mielke, Parker's
Prairie, MIMI, automobile sleigh;
Knute G. Rudy, Northfield, Mimi, pen.
holder.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17

from kidney trou-
bles. My back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
sharp. shooting
pains. My eyesight
was poor, dark spots
appeared before me,
and I had dizzy
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
Tender.hearted Girl.

Miss Koy-Do you know. that horrid
Mr.. Hanson insisted upon kissing me
last night.
Miss Asculn - Why didn't you
scream?
Miss Koy-I didn't want to scare
the poor fellow.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
TEN YEARS OF PAIN,
Unable to Do Even Housework 3
cause Of Kidney Troubles.

Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, of Clin.
ton st., Napoleon, o., says: For
fifteen wears I was a great sufferer
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17

A woman can get along on very
small income if it is larger than hc-
neishbors.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
His opportunit,

His Opportunity.
He Is regular chatterbox."
Only during his vacation"
His vacation? Why, he is at his Of
flee every day."
Il know, but his wife is away"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-10-17
..GOLD SEAL" OIL CLOTHIxG.

Best made. If your dealer does not have
the "tiold Seal apply to Goodyear Rub
Der Co.. st. Paul. MINI.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
COL. HOLLOWAY is NO
LONGER j. S. CONSUL

Announcement has been made at
Washington that the state department
has accepted the resignation of Col.
William r. Holloway, the former Rich
mond man. as consul at Halifax, n. ;.
A dispatch from the national capital
says.
David F. Wilbur, who is now consul
at Singapore, is to be transferred to
the Halifax station. At the state de-
partment it is said that Colonel Hollo-
way is leaving the service. While the
department will say only that his res
ignation has been accepted, it is under
stood that he was forced out. The
president desired the place for Wilbur.
Colonel Holloway entered the SER
vice early in the Mckinley admins
tration. For several years he was at
ST. Petersburg as consul-general, and
from there he was sent to Halifax. His
record, the department says, is first
class.
LAS a general shaking up process is
going on in the department several
Indiana consuls are on the anxious
seat.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
NEITHER THROUGH
HIS HAT NOR HAIR

The case of Sarah II. Harvey
against the Big Four railroad for So
600 damages, which was venued TO
the Wayne circuit court from Henry
county. is now being heard. Mrs.
Harvey is represented by Attorneys
Hunt. Jackson and Hunter of New
Castle and J. F. Robbins of this city.
The railroad company is represented
by Attorney Forkner of New Castle
and Attorney John l.. Rupe of this
city
The attorneys for the plaintiff ar
gued that Mrs. Harvey one night
year ago last January was severely in
jured while walking up the steps of
the station platform at Mooreland,
Henry county They claim this acct
dent resulted from the fact that there
were no lights on the station platform
Mrs. Harvey sustained broken knee
cap and other injuries.
Attorneys for the defense argued
that the company was no more liable
for not displaying lights than mer-
chant who invited patrons into his
SURF anu one VI elSit was iit"iN
by tripping over a bad place in the
sidewalk. Attorney Forkner, who is
quite bald stated to the jury that he
was not talking through his hat.
Attorney Robbins remarked in 6roll
manner. neither are you talkins
through your hair" This sally caus
| ed a general laugh, which Mr.. Fork
ner Joined in heartily. Arguments in
| the case were heard this afternoon
and it is probable the case will go tc
| the jury at a late hour
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
WARRANTY DEEDS FOR
BANK GROUND FILED

A warranty deed from Mrs Helen
l.. Dougan to d. G. Reid transferring
part of the property located on the
site where the new Second Nauonal
bank building is to be built, Eighth
and Main streets, has been filed with
the county recorder. The considera-
ton given is $4,000. Everett r. Lem
on files a quit claim for part OF the
property on the new bank building
site, the amount involved being 81 and
other considerations.
With this warranty deed and quit
claim deed, d. G. Reid files war
ranty deed to the Second National
bank for the property decided to him
nv Mrs. Dougan and Mr. Lemon. The
consideration given is $4,000.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
TRUSTEES HOLD SESSION

The board of trustees of Easthaven
met this afternoon at that institu-
ton west of the city, and transacted
routine business. The new buildings
were discussed although no new step
was taken toward their realization.
1t is not expected that they Will be
begun before fall. At the present
time there are one hundred applica-
tions for admission TO the hospital,
but owing to crowded conditions it
will be impossible to admit even a
small portion of these.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08

4ess-; Sept. open A.. close Az.
oats-May. open 1924, close -; Ju
". open 31s4 TO 5. close SIS.
Sept. open 33sss close 3f1s
Porb-May. open 1911. close 1887;
July. open 1889. close 1870
L.ard-May. open SGT. close 500,
July. open $50. close ST: Sept. open
$50. close $50.
Short Ribs-May. open SO, close
s.42-: July. open $50. close SCI:
Sent. open s.70, close SO.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
MAKES A CONFESSION

William WooIford. who was arrested
Saturday night in a box car in the To-
cal Panhandle yards. has confessed TO
Chief Bailey that he and his partner,
who escaped arrest Saturday night
ana whose name. Wooiford states. Is
George Narrett. stole the two wheels
fo,1nd in the car. at Bradford and that
they rode them as far as Gettysburg.
where they boarded the freight train.
Woolford refused to disclose any more
concerning his past record The man
will be prosecuted for bringing stolen
nronertv into the state, the penalty for
which offense is the same as provided
for larceny.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
METHODIST CONFERENCE

Interest of Methodists in the north
ern and eastern portion of Indiana are
conferred this week in the annual ses-
sion of the North Indiana conference,
which will open at Loganspert on
Wednesday. All the local Methodist
clergymen and various other members
of the denomination will attend. The
Rev. T. NJ. Guild. presiding elder OF
the Richmond district viii he able to
submit a splendid report of his first
wears work in this capacity.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
MARKETS
Richmond.
CLOVER SEED ADVANCES.
fApriI Sd

tApflI D ,
Clover seed, both Big English and
Little Red. is scarce, owing to the fact
that the majority of the farmers have
completed their sowing and there Is
but little good seed on the market
Quotations on both rose fifty cents per
busheI on the wholesale price today
The wagon market has been particu-
larly quiet for the past week and as
the receipts are small, prices are re-
naming uniform.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
Here Is Relief for Women.

If you have pains in the back, uri-
nary, Bladder or Kidney trouble, and
want certain, pleasant herb cure Tor
womans ills, try Mother Gray's Aus
traIian Leaf. 1t is a safe and never
failing monthly regulator At Drug
gists or by mail, so cents. Sample
package FREE. Address, The Mother
Gray Co, Leroy, \. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK.

nv o. G. Murray's Special Wirel
Chicago, Ills, April S-Hogs, re-
CENTS $4,000, left over 1879, pros
meets lower: light 6.45-6.65: mixed
s.45-667: heavy 6.30-6.65; rough $50
Gas. Cattle 10000 Sheep 10000
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-04-08
Chicago.
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

fBy O. G. Murrays Special Wire.l
Chicago. III, April s.
wheat-May, open 1865 to Is. close
77ss: July. open 1885 to 80. close 19 IS:
Sept. open 1874 TO Is. close $685.
Corn-May, open 46i4 to 3. close
l46ss-i July, open f6lz TO - close