The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1907-11-28

, swedish clerk sent him out to do some
oecting. When he returned from an I'M
uecessful trip he reported:
"Yim Yonson say he will pay ven he sells
Ms hogs YIN Olesen, he viii pay ven he
en his wheat, and Bill Peck say he will
,ay in january"
''Wel," said the boss, "that's the first
me Bill ever set date to pay. Did he
pally say he would pay in january"
ven, aye tank so,' said the clerk. "He
ay it ban dam cold day van you get that
money. l tank that ban in Yanuary"-
Iarper's Weekly.
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PILLS.
lave you neglected your Kidneys? Have
,Ju Overworked your nervous system and
,aused trouble with your kidneys and
adder? Have you pains in lOins, side,
pack, groins and bladder? Have you a
iabby appearance of the face, especially
oass urine? If so, Williams Kidney Pills
ait cure you,-at Druggist Price SOC.
Williams Mfg Co., Props, Cleveland, 0.
Buffalo physician tells of two young
lends in that city who entered simultane-
.osly upon their respective careers of
1Hl stefan and lawyer. Late one afternoon
H- newly made medico dashed into the
IN of his legal friend, exclaiming ::
Great luck, old man! Congratulate me !
5ut patient at last! On my way to see
m nowW Whereupon the legal light-to-
ZEE slapped his friend on the back, saying
Ieiighted, old chap Then, after
use, be added with sly grin: "Say, let
b. 20 with you'll Perhaps he hasn't made
Wilr'-The Independent.
For Over Sixty Years.
y OLD AND WELL-TR1ED REMEDY.
- WinSloW'S Soothing Syrup has been
--l for over sixty years by millions of
hers for their children while teething,
a ID perfect success. 1t soothes the child,
Ems the gums, allays all pain, cures
' Il collie, and is the best remedy for Diar-
a Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by
.rHty five cents bottle. Its value is in
Unable Guaranteed under the Food
Drugs Act, June 30th, 1906, Serial
ember, 1895
polite little girl was dining one day
her grandmother. Everything at the
was usually dainty and uneXceptiOn-
but on this particular occasion the
girl found d hair in her fish.
1Jandmamma, she SAID SWeetly, "What
OF fish is this?"
allbut, my dear"
ia, replied the child 81 thought per-
.s It was mermaid. The Youths Com
u.1n
$ deiciously palliative, agrees with the
5est stomach, contains the most sooth-
ealing, strengthening and curative ell
' Is. Makes you well and happy. Hol-
Rocky Mountain Tea, 35 cents, Tea
Diets.
R. H. Moody
a Touring Motorist (in Wayback, VT
J} body in this village keep auto parts?
Storekeeper-M Most every body
Touring Motorist (startled)-Ww
hOw's that?
U- StOrekeeper-'B Bout d week ago there
I'd Il big tourn' car hit by the Boston
ID and the hull darn village developed
..gyenir mania Brooklyn Life.
.-Nitt's little Early Risers are the best
made. They do not grippe. Sold by
Moody.
parsons small boy had been desper
"a. ttying to run away from his new
At last he spled a park guard.
ster, are you p'liceman ?"
b. e giant in brass buttons bent lower
~ by, yes, sonny | be-"
lien please arrest this woman. She
I stop fOllerin' me around. "-Septem-
ilunlnc0ttS,
Wits Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve
-.-Tates the Ores-thoroughly cleanses-
healing and soothing. Good for piles.
by r. Ii. Moody.
see they're advertising a new break
cd, said the traveller.
nat SOP" replied the stranger who
-l his seat in the train "I'll have to
ID up"
fand of those things, eh?".
Nu, but 1t might be worth dramatiZing.
theatrical m9n1par - thnlia 70
and Times.
Postmaster of Gasconade, Mo-,
.U'~l A. Bugh, says of DeWitt's Kidney
Bladder Pills, 81 am doing so well, and
lowing SO fast in health that | cannot
$40 much for your Kidney & Bladder
! feel like d new man" DeWjtts
ney and Bladder Pills are sold by r. II.
jy.
DO you think woman should thank
% for a seat in a car? He-Oh, no.
Of men have heart disease, and the
might prove Philadelphia
rd
r can't be we'll if you have weak,
athy, tired out stomach Neither can
'-- good if by some little irregularity
ing you have caused the stomach to
ut OF order. These little stomach
-s are signs of Indigestion, which,
L and very often does turn into a very
Use Of dyspepsia. Don't allow this to
single day without doing something
. yercome it. Take some good reliable
safe digestant like KODOL for Dys-
Id. KODOL is the best remedy known
~ for heartburn, belching and all
Jles arising from diSordered dges-
1t is pleasant to take and affords
ri promptly. Sold by Il. Ii. Moody.
LIS sad fact" remarked the moralizer,
-5a has his price" "And sadder still"
i senator Badger, 'to think that half
4e Line he can't get it."-Milwaukee
'-a0nel.
here is nothing better for stomach
lup9ies than KODOL, which contains the
u- juices found in healthy stomach.
Az 1OL is offered on guaranteed plan
the relief of heart burn, fatulence, sour
'uach, belchlng of gas, nausea, and all
,Hhach troubles. SO at times when you
ioE.J ieel just right, when you are drowsy
a'et meals, and your head aches or when
have no ambition, and you are cross
AHi irritable, take a little KODOL. 1t
--s.s what you eat. 1t will make you
hst'by. Sold by r, Ii. Moody.
Why do you dislike him SOP" asked Mrs.
ri ey. "He's a member of your club, isn't
- ss.' replied Galley, ''but he has no
DID, ness to be-
ay, what's the matter? Doesn't he
VI la The Catholic Standard and Times.
N4eu the baby is cross and has you wor-
Lea md worn out you will find that a little
'"scHsweet, the we'll known remedy for
Hes and children, will quiet the little
lf n short time. The ingredients are
ta uied plainly ON the bottle. Contains no