The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-11-16


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entered in the Postofice Salt Second
Class Matter)
CARD FROM BISHOP SEAMAN.
feel It my duty protect Catholics and the pub
lie generally from frauo ana irnposluoh oy IN
them from time TO time that no person bearing the
name and gar5 priest sister, else is
diocese for whatever connected with tbs
Catholic Church without having from permission
anyone be found engaged in doing this unlawful
work or collecting without such document he or
she the may be, should be regarded by all as
fraud and imposter. L. SEAMAN,
Bishop Of Salt Lake
TO OUR SUBSCRIBERS.
Tie Intermountain Catholic goes into nearly every
Catholic home in this diocese Its circulation in Mon
tena, Idaho, Colorado. Wyoming Nevada and many
o,her states is very large. Only reliable firms and
business men advertise In the paper. All subscribers
VIII find it their advantage when about to invest,
purchase consult business matters read
the list Of our advertisers We not only recommend.
but ask for them the patronage of all our readers.
Tom johnson of Cleveland is political heavy
weight.
Something just as good sounds better than it
is, usually.
Woman can be happy with a new hat, but man
requires a beefsteak.
Cams may be said to love their ante as much
as they do their wives
Prediction prophecies certainly warrant the
belief that all men are liars,
statesman without presidential boom these
days is only half statesman
Science has at last found an absolute specific
for laziness 1t is known the sine-cure.
Christmas will soon be with us, which proves
that Julius Caesar was not born on that day.
A man who has never learned to toe the mark
will never be able to mack one in the world
Happy marriages sometimes are wrecked be-
the booze bin is bigger than the grocery
bill.
There isn't very much tainted money going
around these days, to say nothing of any other
kind.
Even the best of husbands make strenuous eff
forts to get home by midnight during housekeeping
time.
it appears that there was an election in Salt
Lake some time during the early part of this
month
The edct has gone forth that the Utes must 20
to work starve This certainly is rank class leg
islation.
Elastic currency agitators are making noun
tain out Of a molehiu. Why don't they build it out
Of rubber?
However. it is impossible to convince the de-
feated candidates that the people are always and
irrevocaby right.
If the government should drain the swamp
lands of the country, the land shark would be sure
to be found there
Considering the strained financial condition Of
the country, an extra session of congress might
break the camels back.
New York health officer says it's all a mistake
that money does not carry contagious diseases
about with it. It doesn't now sure
Remedies for colds used to be the most plenti-
full, but they must now give way to the remedies
for the nations financial difficulties
Many people viii give thanks that they lost no t
money in the recent financial smash which proves
that it is good sometimes to be poor
One Of our Catholic exchanges recently re- 9
ferred to General Booth as a garrulous old man G
and the man who wrote that is not himself Chris
tan lat least not proper one. Even if we think
such thoughts of others we are in duty bound not
TO express them in public. The life of General y
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