Connecticut western news., 1907-07-04

come by the Heat-Grocer's Novel
 Scheme.
 THE CELEBRATION.
 The following is true and correct programme of the Fourth of July cele- bration to be held ill Falls Village to- day:
 600 a. m.-Grand scramble of Young
 America into pants, stockings and
 shoes.
 6.1O-Breakfast devoured as quickly as
 possible
 6.15-Grand salute of firecrackers and
 torpedoes.
 7.15-Grand procession of urchlns to
 buy more fire crackers.
 S.3O-Groans from people who enjoy
 quiet Fourth.
 930-Same as 7.15. II OO-Imprecations (by adults) on the head of the man who invented the
 Fourth of July
 2OO-Youngsters stop, under protest,
 and eat dinner.
 1 .00-Same as 7.15.
 3. 2.O0-More groans.
 3. 3.00-More imprecations.
 5.OO-Urchins looking for doctor to
 pick out the particles of punpowder. 6.O0-Search for plasters to cover the
 hole made by the blank cartridge. 6.30-Supper under protest.
 6.35-Same as 7.15.
 700-Same as 8.30.
 8.35-One youngster dares another to
 hang into sky rocket when 1t goes
 off
 S.351a-Doctor called. 8.45--Roman candle goes off at both
 ends.
 8.46-Same as 8.351a.
 9.OO-Advocates of a quiet Fourth heave
 sighs of relief.
 10.OO-Juvenile population goes to bed wondering why the Fourth don't hap
 pen more frequently, GRAHAM-FINGAR NUPTIALs-
 Over four hundred friends gathered at the M E. Church at Philmont, N. 4., at high noon, June 27th, when the pas tor and wife, Rev and Mrs. John l.. Gra ham formerly at the Falls Village, M
 E. Church) gave their elder daughter Daisy, in marriage to Claudius J. Fin gar, of North Germantown, N. Y. } There were four ushers, brother of the
 bride and class mates of the groom. best man and four bridesmaids. A reception followed at the parsonage where Jack son, of Hudson, catered a delicious wed ding breakfast The Rev. Dr. J. A. Pal mer. Presiding Elder of the N. Y. Con
 ference, performed the ceremony. MT , and Mrs. Fingar departed for Blenhein i'll the Catskills, where MT. Fingar vii preach for the summer, in the fall enter ing the Theological School of Rutgers having just graduated from Lafayett < College in June The bride has hosts o friends in Eastern New York and Fall .3 Village, who join in heartiest wishes fo \ her future happiness. . WOOD CHOPPER INJURED
 On Saturday afternoon of last week ' man named Russel, from WillimantiC . one of several employed on wood jo | on the Wickwire place. three miles fron / here and owned by Dr. Cobb, was tn | victim of serious accident. He wa ' yielding his axe while standing on ' log, the axe caught in an overhangini ' limb which changed it's course and . struck the choppers ankle with grea | force, inf1icting an ugly gash. He wa ' taken to Falls Village by George Dea . and placed aboard the evening train fo | Pittsfield At the House of Mercy : was found that the main artery was no | severed and that the foot can be saved ' The man lost a large quantity of bloc | and tainted while at Falls Village. Hi | family is in almost destitute circum ' stances and it will be some time befor | he will be able to work again. ' ATTHE INN z Guests at The Inn during the pas I week included G. $. Chatfield and wife [ Lida M. Plant, F. ". Foster, Water I bury; w. E. Burke, Greenwich. N. ' H. G. Strong, Winsted; H. H. Burton ! Springfieid J. c. Beers, Danbury; M. | ' Holmes, New York; c. E. Brinto1 ' Bridgeport; Mr. and Mrs. 0. T. Hughes ' Orange, N. J.; M. M. Rich, Syracuse; F ! L Nettleton, Shelton; John Browr T New Haven; A. E. Cobb, Chester; o. . ' Bates, Chester; w. H. Millington, Re, I F. D. Elmer; John D. Baldwin; l.. f | Murphy, Winsted; R. J. Orr. Pittsfielo | LEGISLATORS IN FALLS VILLAGE. ! The legislative committee on human \ institutions were guests of represents < tive Kellog one day last week. Froi z here they drove to Lakeville to inspe, | Dr. Knights school for the feebl, z minded. MT. Kellog is one of the men . bers of the committee. After the il I spection, one of the committeeman T, . turned here and spent several days wit 2 MT. Kellogg.
 BABY DIES OF PARALYSIS. 2 The seven-months old daughter . Mr. and Mrs. William Murray, who T, I side about 1 E miles from here; died ( \ paralysis Wednesday. The burial z | the Catholic cemetery Friday, was i ' charge of undertaken Hornbeck. NOVEL OFFER
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 LOOKING FOR SUMMER RESIDENCES.
 Parties from New York were hel
 last week, looking for summer res
 dence but found that the residences ths
 filled their requirements have nearly a