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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
WITH THE AFTERNOON TEA.
Appetizing Novelties That VIII 30
Appreciated.

Two kinds of CONNECTION, one plain
and one sweet, are sufficient for the
late afternoon tea, and only one is
served by the majority of people on
everyday occasions. These should be
neatly placed on compete or cake
basket with a mat beneath of lace
paper or the ordinary dolly. We give
number of new cakes, sandwiches
and fancy crackers, with a few words
of description which are appetizing
novelties for tea:
Tea Cakes-Thin waters, in irregu-
lar shapes favored with vanilla or
chocolate.
Cambray Bis - Half-moon maca-
rooms, an inch wide, with chopped
nuts.
Fan Jumbles-Fancy jumbles in the
shape of an open fan.
Swiss Jumbles-Round jumbles. with
meringue tops.
lmportes-High-glazed oval pastries,
pierced in waffle or lattice fashion.
Cassaya Cakes = Large, round,
waxy waters slightly favored with
cheese.
Buttered Triscuit-Flat, shredded
wheat crackers. Before serving but
ter thickly and bake in oven: serve
as hot as possible.
french Cheese ndwiches-Sliced
brown bread with jam or marmelade.
with layer of fresh cream cheese
on top.
french Sweet Sandwiches - Thin
strips of puff paste, spread with whip
PED cream and layer of jam.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Nothing is better than a glass fruit
jar for keeping cooking raisins moist.
"A little ammonia added to water col
ored clothes are washed in will re-.
move dirt easily
A damp cloth dipped in salt will re.
move egg stains from silver. or tea
stains from china dishes.
In using ammonia for domestic DUR
poses one tablespoonful to a quart of
water is about the ordinary proportion.
before attempting to seed raisins
cover them with hot water and LET
them stand Is minutes, then seeds can
pc removed easily without any waste
AS an encouragement. when thinos
are at SKIES and sevens in the busi.
ness end of the house, one woman has
mad board burned with the legend
Even this will pass away" and hung
over the kitchen sink.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
BABY IN TERRIBLE STATE.
Awful Humor Eating Away Face
6ody Mass of Sores-Cuticura
Cures in Two Weeks.

MY little daughter broke out all
over her body with a humor. and we
used everything recommended. but
without results. I called in three doc.
TORS but she continued to grow worse.
Her body was mass of sores, and her
little face was being eaten away. Her
ears looked as if they would drop off.
Nefghbors advised me to get Cuticura
soap and Ointment, and before I had
used half of the cake of Soap and box
OF Ointment the sores had all healed
ana my little ones face and body were
DIS clear as newborn babes. would
not be without it again if it cost five
dollars, instead of seventy-five cents.
MRS. George j. Steese, 701 Coburn St.
Akron, O., Aug. 80, 1906"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
EVEN IF DISCOURAGE
thy DR.. WILLIAMS, p,,,x
ron YOUR RHEUMAT,erillS
almost Every Form and Ev sease Ia
Advanced Stare. N

Rheumatism is a nainf,,,
ton OF the muscles or of tho naNd
OF the joints and is .sonet;,,,o ooverlngs
panied by swelling. The pain ;s aocom-
ana shooting and does not confi 10 s;ilarp
TO any one part of the BODY hue iIsef
settling IN one joint or muscle Je' after
lime, leaves it and passes on to and Ut a
5 Inc most dangerous tendency l Of ta
ulsease Is TO attack the heart ~ 0le
appllcaClons may give relief fro- r'o .lli
Ior a TIME but the disease cann CAM pam
cured until the blood is purified sliioO % oe
Williams Pink Pills are the hest t ".
cine Tor this purpose as their ao+; ;neol'
directly on the blood, maxine - Is
red and healthy. When the h h. licn,
pure there can be no rheumatiSr," 'oou Is
Mrs. Ellen A. Russell, of South or
St., Auburn, Me-, says: "T had S Ton
SICK for fifteen years from imnnro ,1 ooea
brought on by overwork. NV hoor w+o ~
weak and my hands colorless maS
troubled with indigestion and vo,,;t was
spells, which came on every few mo lntlus
1 had no appetite and used to have o1nfR;
falntlng spells, falling down WHOM mi ~
my work. [ frequently felt nnm Jn o az
over. My head ached continuously llv f Sn
five years. ou'iy lor
"About two years ago I began 70 foo,
rheumatism in my joints, which became ,
SO lame could hardly walk. NV iointO
were swollen and panied me terribiv
Dr. Williams Pink Pills were rec.
commended 2 a to me by a friend, after had
tailed to get well from the doctors
treatment. When I began taking the
pills, the rheumatism was at it's worst
had taken only few boxes. when tho
headaches stopped and not long after.
ward l. felt the pain in my Joints he.
coming less and less, until there was
none at all. The stiffness was gone and
have never had any return of the rbeu.
matism'
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have cured
such diseases as nervous and general
debility, indigestion, nervous headache
neuralgia and even partial PARALYSIS and
locomOtor ataxia. AS a tonic for the
blood and nerves they are unequalled.
A pamphlet on Diseases of the
Blood " and a copy of our diet book will
ested.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are sold BY
all druggists, or sent, postpaid, on re-
celpt OF price, 80 cents per box, six boxes
for 81. SO, by the DR.. Williams Medicine
Company, Schenectady, n. Y
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
STUDENT MADE HIS POINT.
No Doubt the Policeman Understood
What He Meant.

w. H. Mallock, the well-known
English writer and political economist.
said at dinner in New York, apropos
OF a new definition of socialism: 81
lind that definition rather confusing
1t reminds me Of the young OXFORD
Students badinage with the police
man. Officer, said the youth late one
night, I'd like to ask you a question
Very well, sir
Does the law permit me to call
you an ASST
You move on, the officer growled
But stop a Bit continued the
youth. Does the law permit me to
call an ass policeman
The law don't say nothing about
that was the gruff reply
Then said the youth, goodnight
Mr.. Policeman"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Be Good to the Invalid.

10 not bring any unpleasant news
or dlscordant family affairs into the
sick room.
If asked to read the newspaper read
only the cheeriest news.
DO not leave any soiled dishes or
ilnen minute under the patients
eye. Food that might be eaten later
should be taken away and fresh food
brought later.
DO not forget to remove flowers
from the room at night, and never
ieaVe flowers in the room after thew
are wlthered and decayed.
Limit visitors to Is minutes or less.
as an invalid is easily tired. Warn
each visitor to carry a sunshiny face
ana only CHEEKY news.
DO not attempt to quiet the patient
1or the night until you are assured
tnat the household is at rest, for the
patient must not be disturbed
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Cabinet Officers SIGNATURES.

Secretary Root, although his full
name, Elihu Root, is not a long one
found 1t laborious to put his whole
name on his state department mail so
he now simply signs it sc. Root" Sec
rotary Bonaparte's right arm does <,t
seem to have grown tired, however.
In signing his mail he still signs his
full name, Charles J. Bonaparte.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Mrs. Alice Longworth is taking her
place as hostess in Washington So
ciety and her Tuesday at homes are
becoming one of the weekly features
OF the capital 1t is an open secret
that Mrs Longworth has political am
billions for her husband and, perhaps.
she is not far wrong in believing that
one of the open doors to political
prefermept is to be found in the social
observances for which she is so well
fitted.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Task for Court Crier

The crier of the San Francisco
United States court had to go out into
the corridor the other day and call on
Loudovic Daldagiovanni to come into
court. He tried three times and then
wished to resign. But he was encour-
aged to persevere and succeeded. to
the great JOY of an interested bench
and bar.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Kite Control.

hlte control within certain pre-
scrloed limits has been accomplished
IN France by means of a "deviator."
and this makes the kite available for
lie saving purposes. A severe test
was given to the device some time ago
at hoyan, on the east coast of France.
and wonderful things were accom-.
plished.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
$50 California C Ret. Salt Lake Route
Drydock Cut Out of Rock.

At Port Florence, on the shore of
the great lake Victoria Nyanza, which
Is the chief source of the Nile, there
Ia a drydock cut out of solid rock
by natives who had never before done
much serious work. The dock is $50
rect long, 48 feet wide and IA feet
deep. 1t is 800 feet above the level
of the sea, or nearly three times the
altitude of Lake Chautauqua.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

was broken at night, and the passages
of the kidney secretions were too fire.
quent and contained sediment Three
boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills cured me
IN 1897, and for the past nine years /
have been free from kidney complaint
and backache."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
The Law.

Thou shalt worship the Almighty
Dollar with all thy heart, with all
thy soul and with all thy might. This
Is the first and great commandment;
and the second is like unto it: Thou
shalt love thy neighbor less than his
money. On these two command
ments hang all the "law" and its
proflts-Life
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

1t is only by labor that thought can
be made healthy, and only by thought
that labor can be made happy.-Rus-
kin.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Rusty Fire Irons.

Rusty irons should be well rubbed
with sweet oil, left for "a hours. and
then secured with unslaked lime. If
the stains are very deep the lime NAV
De lalo on as paste, and left for a
day or two. 1t must be kept in mind
that if the rust has thoroughlv eo+au
into the steel nothing will remove If
prevention in this case is better
than cure, and if fire irons, tons Of
lenders, etc., are rubbed everv dav
with piece of tissue paper. rust will
not make its appearance.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
WAIT FOR THIS.

Only $50 round trip to California.
via Salt Lake Route Write for full
information to j. H. Burtner, Salt
Lake City.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

far and wide, having
already married some
1400 couples. Ten
years ago he was
D e equity Coun t y
Treasurer. "At thai
time," said Justice
Law, "I was suffer
ing from an annoying
kidney trouble. My
back ached, my rest
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
$30--CALIFORNiA-S3O

Round trip via Salt Lake Route.
sale begins April Goth Write today.
~ II. BURNER, Salt Lake City.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

For more reasons than one, Garfield Tea
is the best choice when laxative is
needed: 1T is Pure, Pleasant to take Mild
ana Potent. Guaranteed under the Food
and Drugs Law.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

1t is a pity to be i'll! Take Garfield Tea,
the laxative exactly suited to the needs OF
men,, women and children; it is made
wholly of herbs; it purifes the blood
eradlcates disease, overcomes constipation,
brings Good Health.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

English Ribbon Trade FIourshing
The English ribbon trade is said to
be now in more fourishing condi-
ton than it has been in many years,
owing to the huge demands the dress
makers and milliners are making up
on the output of the manufacturers
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

A bad imitation is often better than
the real thing.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
1.-THE MARRYING SQUIRE"
Justice Geo. E. Law, of Brazil, Ind,
Has Married 1900 Couples.

Justice Geo. E. Law, of Brazil, Ind,
has fairly earned the title "The Mar
rying Squire" by which he is known
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

$50 California e Ret. Salt Lake Route
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

1t isn't the fault of the fair sex II
secret remains a secret.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

A pretty girl is as fond Of drawing
attention as a political off1ceholder is
of drawing salary.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Common to All Mankind.
resumption is our natural and o,ir.
tna disease.-7Montaigne.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

$50 California C Ret. Salt Lake Route.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1907-08-24
(Bv +. w. SCUAErER.)

WV ! . W. '''INI'' I'M
Queer place this tor a grave
a summer resort" remarked the
visitor, lifting his eyes from the
green mound, with its old hcadstonc
askcw, to survey the yellow and
white frame hotel and the springs
OF flowing water rcputcd to be
healing.
.,No more than it's a queer pla-
&C to die" said the proprietor OF
the little Kentucky watering place.
The visitor was disposed to look
ut it as a poor testimonial Tor the
healing spring. 1t developed upon
the gallant Kentuckian to set him
right.
I'VE think right smart OF this
grave" the hotel proprietor said,
taking a hitch at his tow linen
trousers and tanning himself with
his Panama hat. I'VE are proud
to have that grave among us.
There's a poor sweet girl sleeping
under this blue grass as is a vic
tim of the north and south.
Yes sir.
go
YOU'D hardly think that posi-
BILE, when there IS no north and no
south. Well, there used to be.
But you cant expect young hearts
20 be- patient while statesmen and
solers NEEDLE with geography.
Back before the war this place
was like you see it the same
pretty little river; the same arChed
whispering trees over the lovers
walks; the springs gurgling out of
the messy ground; the same hos
pitable, verandahed hotel; and the
same crisp fried chicken; that is,
the same KIND of chicken.
The elite used to come here
from all the way up in Michigan
and all the way down in Florida,
cause we're on what used TO be
the great highway of travel in them
days, And this grove used to ring
with laughter of bellies and beaux
something notable.
This young miss she was from
Louisiana, where her father was a
cotton planter, one OF those stately
old fellows with a white goatee like
you still see at a confederate reun-
ion, and proud as blazes. She was
petted and pretty, with two black
women to do every hands turn for
her, and was the admired Of all
admirers.
"Now the Teller, he vas from the
north, and about as handsome a
young buck as you could come a
cross in a days Journey toward the
great lakes. He was so northern
when you heard him and the Lou.
girl talking together out
here under this tree you'd think
they came from different ends of
the earth. But. they could both
love the same which,
maybe, was the reason they prom
ounced 1t so often. BY the way,
| think there's something in them
springs that tends to courtships
and | advise you to be a little keer-
iul and not overindulge.
The impending civil conflict"
the histories say, was then impen-
ding. Everybody was full of loyal
ty and that noble quality sectional
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1907-08-24


rihrt ahead regardless of the issue
and plightcd their troth and a
plight it proved to be Tor both OF
them of another kind. The folks
at home would hear nothing to it.
1t was set down as douhlcd-barrel-
cd reason.
"In these days they would have
married at once and let the parents
mourn. In those days they were
more old fashioned and dutitul.
They separated, vowing to meet
here again next summer, when ug-
" passions would have cooled and
there would be no nonsense about
north or south.
but the next year there was
war. Armies were passing and re-
passing across the border. Battles
were tit. In one OF them battles the
young gentleman from the north
was lost. She never knew. Down
in Louisiana the little southern
girls heart was huttering in her
breast like a Gagged bird beating its
wings against the barrier OF hate.
As the war vent more bitter and
her love more hopeless, she grew
white and waxen as a magnolia
blossom. Every day she pinned
more and more on the desolate
plantation.
During a hull in the strife they
brought her here. She told them
she had to be near the spot where
she first met him. But what she
wanted to do was die by it. 1t did
not take long, She was almost
gone when she came. Bury me
under the tree she said, He will
come to me here.
Isn't this a serene, peaceful day.
The wind rustling through the
leaves sounds sort OF comforting
like. Isn't it awful, though that
this had to happen to a poor, frail
child, when there's no north nor no
south after all?
| feel kind of queer in my throat
stranger, and you don't look very
pert yourself. Come into the house
and I'll mix two tulips"
See Hall 4 Turner for first class
carpenter work in all lines Con
tractors and Builders. 16tf
w. a. Jackson was in Amarillo
three days this week to attend to
business.
Mr.. Wright, a lawyer OF Santa
Rosa, District Attorney, spent a
few days here this week on bust.
ness.
The M. b. Goldcnberg Compa-
ny will give a picnic to their en-
ployees tomorrow.
Carl Floersheim of Trinidad,
Colo, has accepted a position with
the M. b. Goldenberg Company.
Robert Reynolds Of Memphis,
Texas, was here this week and
bought some improved property.
He will return in about a week or
so bringing his family to stay.
Mrs. j. S. Kern on South Cen
ter street has been down with ty-
phoid fever for the past seven DAYS
and has a baby boy three DAYS Old.
1t is to be hoped she will recover.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-09

"rlcg pardon. sir" said the weary
hobo as he stood al the farmhouse
door. but might | sleep In your barn
tonight? | haven't had roof over
my head FOR ten days"
Il congratulate you" said the kind.
~ farmer That is splendid thing.
] have lust read In one OF my ten-cent
magazines that II is not too much 10
say that 10 he delicate, highly-strung.
easily-knocked-up individual the adj
yantages OF sleeping in the open air
are enormous. Pallid cheeks take on
a rudy hue. colds are unknown,
nerves are forgotten. and irritability
becomes phase OF the past A
small plot and little perseverance
are the only necessaries and the re-
suit is assured. You are very well
come 10 the use Of my potato patch,
and my sky is at your disposal. -
Judge.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-09
Close Confinement.

The neS photograph had just ar
rived. and in her husbands absence
Mrs. Jones thought she would give her
parrot a treat. SO she set the machine
working on a record of IN Old Ma
drid." sung by Mr. Jones in his best
style.
At the very first bar Polly opened
her eyes in surprise. and rocked her
self 10 and fro in deep and speeches.
wonder.
She was evidently thinking deeply.
and her excitement was intense. She
cooked her head on one side. with an
expression that indicated interested
conjecture. and irritation at not ar
irving at satisfactory conclusion.
As the song finished. an idea dawned
upon her
Well said Mrs. Jones with pride,
what do you think OF that. Polly?"
Then the bird found words:
Great Scot" she shrieked. You've
got the old man boxed up this time"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-09

Pattern No. 5s42.-The little romp-
or suit here shown comes as near
solving the problem OF comfortable
dressing for the little tots rs any
garment yet devised. For morning
wear nothing is better. as the child
can Tomp and play TO his hearts con.
tent without fear OF injury 70 his
clothes The boomers portion is cut
circular and is full enough to allow
perfect freedom Of limb The fullness
ar the knee is regulated by a tape or
elastic. or may be gathered into
band. Bingham. denim and Holland
are all advised for the making. For
a child OF five years two and one
quarter yards of 36-inch material will
be required. Sizes for 3. 5. and 3
years.
This pattern will be sent 10 YOU on
receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders
TO the Pattern Department of this paper.
BE sure TO give size and mum Der OF pat
tern wanted. For convenience. write
your order on the following coupon:
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-09
SOAKED IN COFFEE
Until Too Stiff to Bend Over.

When l drank coffee I often had
sick headaches, nervousness and bill
iousness much OF the time. but when l
went TO visit friend / got in the habit
of drinking Postum.
Il gave up coffee entirely and the re-
suit has been that have been entire
ly relieved Of all my stomach and ner-
vous trouble
MY mother was Just the same way.
We all drink Postum now, and with
out coffee in the house for 2 years. we
are all wei.
A neighbor OF mine. a great coffee
drinker. was troubled with pains In
her side for years and was an invalid
She was not able to do her work and
could not even mend clothes or do any
thing at all where she would have TO
bend forward. II she tried 10 do a
little hard work she would get such
pains that she would have to lie down
for the rest OF the day.
AT lsst persuaded her to stop
drinking coffee and try Postum Food
Coffee and she did so and has used
Postum ever since; the result has been
that she can now do her work. can
sit for a whole day and mend and can
sew on the machine aud she never
feels the least bit Of pain In her side.
In fact, she has got well and it shows
coffee was the cause OF the whole trou-
Bile.
Il could also tell you about several
other neighbors who have been cured
by quitting coffee and using Postum
In its place" There's a Reason. :"
Look in pkg for the famous little book,
The Road 10 Wellyille."
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-08-09
THE PARABLE He LIKED.
oarky Would Have Had Trouble
Picking II from Sacred Book.

An old darby. anxious 20 be a min
lister. vert 70 De- ordained. lie was
questioned thus Can YOU writer
~No. sab" Read - NO. sab" How
do yon know about the Blble." Ma
niece reads IL 10 me-" Know about
the Ten commandments? No. sab"
The Twenty-third Psalm" 'Neb.
Der heard OF him. sab" Know the
Beatitudess" No. sab" We'll. wha,
part Of the Bible do you like best?"
Par bles. sab" can you give US
one" Deed. yes. sab" Let US
have il, then" once wen the queen
OF Sheba was gwine down 10 Jerusa-
lem she fen among thieves. First
they passed her by on de oddah side
den dey come oyah an dey say unto
ner, Fro down Jezebel,' but she
wouldn't 20 her down: and again
dey say unto her. Fro down Jezebel,'
but she wouldn't fro her down: and
again dey say unto her for de frd
and last time. for amt gwine 10 ak
20 no mo. Fro down Jezebel'' and
dey frod her down for 20 times and
Z, till De remains were 'leven baskets;
and | say unto yo'. whose wife was
she az de resurrection?"- Bys,ander.