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The Washington times., 1907-12-28

Have you celebrated with a little
sreenswigging? II not. you have over
looked a bet. Greenswiggles are the
latest yuletide fad. and many affirm
that no merry holiday mood is COM
plete without one-or several
Don't show your ignorance by asking
what is a greenswfggle. 30. it -
neither the most recent addition 10 the
zoo nor the second cousin OF the woggie-
bug. 1t is a drink. a beverage. n tipple.
a booze-Bacchic refreshment.
Fifteen thousand American jack-tars.
from the great fleet that is en- voyage
for the Pacific coast, observed Christ
mas by imbibing festive greenswiggles
IN the cafes OF Port OF Spain, on the
Island of Trinidad. They now may be
sampled here.
Searches for Greenswiggle.
When the news was announced that
the members of the fleets crews would
60 in heavily for greenswiggling upon
the happiest day OF all the year, an
ancient mariner OF this city, who had
often been where seas were rolling high,
decided to fare forth and do likewise
His voyage OF exploration in search Of
the EreenSwiggle was a hazardous one
but he lived to tell the tale.
Hancock's was the first stop. The
mariner gazed upon the long expanse
or bottles and thought that this must
certainly be the habitat of the green's
wiggle.
What Will It be?" asked the bar
tender.
"A greenswiggle."
Er-what was that?"
The order was repeated
The liquor mixer blushed and then
busted himself among the bottles. After
i've minutes he poured out a greenish
liquid into tall glass and then started
on run for the back door. The mari
ner took one sip and then dashed after
the bartender.
He overlook him at the threshold of
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
GOES BLIND At SEA,
FIGHTS DEPORTATION

NEW YORK, Dec. 2s.-Mottel Kroun.
a Russian, who left his wife and FIVE
children in Wischtynez when he en-
barked on the Russian volunteer feet
steamship Lituania, is held a prisoner
at Ellis Island and is threatened with
deportation because ne Is totally blind.
He has appealed from this decision on
the ground that he was not blind when
he embarked He asserts his eyes failed
him the day before he landed.
Two brothers and a sister who are In
business at S5 Orchard street are sus-
tanning him in this contention
Kroun expected to earn a living here
AT his trade Of coppersmith. and TO pre-
pare a home for his wife and family.
The doctors on Ellis Island are Of the
opinion that Kroun will be permanently
blind
Surgeon Christopher, Of the Lituania.
says Kroun Is a victim Of trachOma.
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
QUICK JERSEY JUSTICE
APPLIED TO MURDERER

PHILADELPHIA. Dec. 2s.-New Jer-
sey's well-known reputation for rapid
hre justice was again illustrated yes
terday, in Camden county court, when
George Stewart, a negro, was put on
trial, convicted OF numbering a man IN
a dispute over 10 cents. and sentenced
TO be electrocuted-aH within the brief
space Of ten hours.
Stewards trial was begun at o'clock
in the morning. At $40 in the afternoon
the jury had rendered its verdict Of
guilty in the first degree. Supreme Court
Justice Garrison, who presided, imme-
diately sentenced him TO die in TIE
death char at Trenton during the week
beginning February 3 next
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
Gems That Tremble
The Latest Craze
In "JeWeI Handicap

NEW YORK. Dec. &.-Keen rivalry in
the display Cf diamonds at the grand
opera has led TO the invention, by
Maiden Lane jcweler. of a trembling
necklace, guaranteed to outshine any
other arrangement Of precious stones.
The trembling necklaces arc so named
because the diamond settings are at
tached 10 tiny pieces or flexible silver
wire. so that the diamonds vlbrate q.
the slightest movement OF the wearer.
The effect Of the diamonds flashing and
trembling is dazzling. aad they oesem-
ble drops OF rain falling In the sun
shine
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
Travelling Court
Is Now Predicted
By Lord CurzOn

LONDON. Dec B.-Lord Curzon. In
an interview on the British Empire of
the future, said the time is approaching
when the sovereign Of Great Britain will
visit his dominions in person and will
hold court at Quebec and Calcutta. The
capital. he says. will never leave Lon
don, but there IS no stationary oblIga-
ton on the crown.
For portion Of the year. Lord Curzon
predicts. the King will some day be sur
rounded by his ministers in Canada or
India. There is considerable specula-
tion as to how the innovation will be
regarded in court circles, entailinR as
It would, q great amount OF travel by
the nobility and the establishing Of resi-
dences in the cities where the King
holds court.
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
PRETTY TEACHER FIRED"
HAS SCHOOL ATTACHED

NEW YORK. Dec. 2s.-Dscharged be-
cause she wore short skirts and was
too up-to-date for a staid boarding
school for young ladies in the opinion
OF the proprfetress. Miss Elizabeth D.
McIlvaine has brought suit against Miss
Conelia F. Baird OF South NorwaIk for
81 300
Miss Baird engaged Miss McTlvsine
as assistant principal for two years.
Miss McHvaine was pretty and clever,
but independent both in dress and man
ners and sadly ruffed Miss Baird's dig
nifty At the end Of the last term Miss
Baird told her 70 90. Miss McIlvalne
was Independent and refused
The pro2rietress threatened 20 starve
her. and then Miss McIlvaine went and
sued. Constable Hunt attached the val
liable school property yesterday for
$3.50 in the action for dan ages.
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
FROST WINS POSITION.

Commissioner mcfarland today ap-
proved the recommendation Of Presi-
dent 3. F. Chase. Of the Temporary
Home for eZ-Soldiers and Sailors. that
David Frost be appointed janitor OF the
institution. The salary IS $3.50 a wear.
Mr. Macfarland also approved the an
pOintments Of Susie Young and Lucy
Dyson as house maids at the Industrial
Home School. 20 succeed Julia Sheetz
and Rennie HOlleT, resigned
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
JOCKEY FULLER In JAIL
ON CHARGE OF VAGRANCY

BELLINGHAM. Wash. Dec. 2S.-Occu-
pying a cell at the city jail, 4ningling with
the worst class of hoboes and petty
thieves. is Grover Cleveland Fuller. who
TWO years ago told a New York judge
he had spent $4,000 in two years. He
was Cnce one Of the most famous OK
American Jockeys. Fuller has been SEN
fenced to serve thirty days for vagrancy,
pending an investigation into charges
OF forgery. He is wanted in Seattle
for burglary. so II is reported
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
TEACHERS IN CONVENTION.

P1TTSRURG, Pa, Dec. G-The
twelfth annual convention Of the Ma
uOnal Commercial Teachers Associa-
ton began here yesterday morning n
the Hotel Annex. The 500 delegates vas
welcomed by II. J. Heinz. G. 2. Zaner.
OF Columbus, responded 10 the speech
Of welcome.
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
FILIPINO ASSERBLYNEN
RAISE THEIR SALARIES

MANILA, Dec. 2s--The national as
sembly has voted to increase assembly
mems salaries TO 90 pesos daily. and
threatens to cut the American commits
siOneT's pay TO 1000 pesos a year The
old Spanish peso represents, in silver
trife less than 50 cents in American
money.
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
TO CLEAN UP AVENUES.

Col. w. D. Haskell. Sealer Of weights
and Measures, has asked permission to
spend $3.50 in cleaning up Louisiana
and Pennsylvania avenues. between
Seventh and Ninth streets. which space
was used by peddleTs of evergreens and
Christmas trees Commissioners Macfar-
land has approved the proposed expendi-
-ture-
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
You can't wash the FesNpha limitations Felsapha soap

Why do we urge you so
strongly NOT to use very hot
water with Fels-Naptha soap?
Because boiling clothes
makes them tender. There is
a scientific reason for it. You
take advantage of this natural
law every time you boil a piece
of tough beef, 1t becomes ten
der, because water at a high
temperature Weakens the fibre.
The same thing occurs with
clothes when they are sCaIded or
boiled week after week: The fibre is
weakened and fabric becomes tender.
Clothes washed the FeIS-Naptha
way last twice as long as those that
are Scalded or boiled. Then there
isn't much WaShboard rubbing and
that, too, is harder on clothes than
the toughest wear.
Try FelS-Naptha soap the right
Way-With lukeWarm or cool water
and it will do all the real hard washing
for you, without harm even to the
most delicate lace.
ID to washing clothes, but is equally
tn lukeWarm or cool water it cleans
hes.
The Washington times., 1907-12-28
Anty Drudge Saves Gussie's Mustache.

Aa Yoaug Bride'sno talking Augustus your rnustache
Will have to come of. cannot possibly get these coffee
stains out of the napkins without scrbbng the skin my
fngersP'
Augustus Take off my mustache! Why you used to
say you'd hate to be kissed by without mustachep'
Mrs Young WeId rather do without kisses than go
without fingers
Any foolish dovelets III wash the stains out
for you gme Fels-NapEha soap and lukewarm water
and Gusse's musache is saved! The napkins be whittier
than they ever have been since they from the
Remember, the use of FeIS-Naptha is not |
indispensable when housekeeping or Scrubbing.
floors and woodwork, and has no equal for WaShin
The wrapper is red and green. Insist on thes
Counterfeits of EeIsNantha soan Lie ce
The Washington times., 1907-12-28

OF FeNaptha SOAP like counterfeit money are worthless
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
Rummagel Rummage!

This is to ask our generous friends
To send along their odds and ends
To our approaching Rummage Sale.
Our list OF wants would be a tale
OfSuch length this sheet would fail
To hold IL all We esteem prizes,
Hats OF all shapes. and hues and sizes;
Shoes, gloves, coats, shtrt-waists, pictures.
TOYS;
Every device to please the boys;
All sorts OF quaint housekeeping joys
Useful odd, Just as good as new,
And cheap enough to suit Jew.
A Rummage Salei A Rummage Sale!
List to the burden OF my tale.
Como, lads and lassies. young and old.
And come before first choice is soldt
Benevolence goes hand In hand
With business do YOU understand?
Conscience and gain we make agree.
Our proceeds go TO Charitee.
p. s. y. B.-We beg our friends
To send their lovely odds and ends
TO either one of the three Danes
Appended hereto are whose names,
Il hope You catch on TO the gtsts
Of this agile linguistic twistl
n. b. Again!-Thursday' our day;
The second OF the month OF May
We shall be pie 2sed our friends to meet,
In the Guild House, Prince Georges Street.
Mrs. wesibrooks leo Conduit street.
Mrs Frantom, Guild House, Prince George
street.
Miss Adeline Randall, Randall Court.4tw I'd
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
s-urcd Of Rheumatism.

Mr.. VIM. Henry Of Chattanooga, Tenn,
had rheumatism in his left arm. The
strength seemed to have gone out Of the
muscles so that it was useless for work. he
saws: II applied Chamberlain Pain Balm
and wrapped the arm in flannel at night,
and 10 my relief found that the pain grad
,ially left me and the strength returned. in
three weeks the rheumatism had disappeared
and has not since returned" IL troubled
with rheumatism try few applications Of
Pain Balm. You are certain to be pleased
with the relief which il affords. For sale by
Feldmeyer Bros Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

Rear Admiral Seth Mitchell Ackley,
Il. :. n, who up TO the latter part Of
last year was commandment at the naval
reservation at Subig bay and the naval
station at Cavite, is patient at the
Johns Hopkins Hospital. Baltimore.
Ills condition is said 10 be serious, and
his attending physicians, Drs. w. ;,
Thayer and Frank G. Beall, have not
yet diagnosed his illness. Rear Adj
miral Ackley entered the hospital We'd
nesday, going to Baltimore from Wash
ington. Mrs. Ackley, his wife, has
been frequent visitor at the institu-
tion since he has been there.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
Womaa Tells How 10 Relieve
xsh.......tf, x1as..a

] have been a very great sufferer from the
dreadful disease, rheumatism, for number
Of years. nave tried many medicines but
never got much relief from any q them
until two years ago, when bought bottle
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm. found re-
lief before had used all Of one bottle, but
kept on applying it and soon felt Ike $
different woman. Through my advice many
Of my friends have tried il and can tell you
how wonderfully IL has worked.--MRs.
SARAH A. CoLE, I80 $. New ST, Dover,
Del. Chamherlains Pain Balm IS linz
ment. The relief from pain which i affords
Is alone worth many times Us cost. Il makes
rest aud sleep possible For sale by
Feldmeyer Bros Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

DENV ER-On the evening of April
10Th. at 8 30 clock, after a lingering
illness at the residence Of his sisters
on College Ave JAMES EMMETT,
age IS years, son of the late Thomas
and Mary Denver.
Funeral will take place tomorrow,
Tuesday afternoon at 3 80 o'clock from
st. Anne's church, relatives and
friends are invited TO attend.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
SChnapps Tobacco is Made ENTIRELY from Flue Cured
Tobacco Grown in the Piedmont Country.
The Imitation Brands Have SChnappS
Quality Only On the Outside
Of the Plug

Hundreds of imitation brands are
on sale that look like Schnapps to-
bacco. The outside of the imitation
plugs tobacco is fue cured the same
as Schnapps, but the inside is filled
with cheap, flimsy, heavily sweetened
air cured tobacco. One chew of
Schnapps will satisfy tobacco hunger
longer than two chews of such to-
bacco. The color, size and shape
of the tags, plugs and packages of
certain imitation brands of tobacco
have been made so much like
Schnapps that they have often been
accepted by buyers under the belief
that they were getting Schnapps.
Sufficient proof has been secured
to establish the fact that certain
brands are infringements and in vio-
lation ofthe trade mark laws, vet the
trade will continue to be imposed
upon by these infringers until the suit
already entered and now pending to
protect Schnapps is decided. A
great many of these limitations are
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
Will Remain Here

The school of Application for the
instruction of young marine officers
az the Marine Barracks. Naval Acad-
envy, a change of location Of which
was sometime ago mentioned and il
was said would be removed 10 New
London, Conn, il is said now will
remain here. The present location is
more suitable for the purpose.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
Notice to Creditors.

NOTICE II HEREBY GIVEN, That the snh
~ scriher of Anne Arundel county mas on.
tanned from the Orphans Court OF Anne Arurdfl
county. IN Maryland. Letters Testamentarv
on the personal estate OF
CHARLES A. PIN0ELL,
late OF Anne Arundel County, deceased All ue,-
sons having claims againss the deceased are hrrs-
by warned TO exhibit the sane with the vout hars
thereof. 20 the subscriber. on or before the 10Th
day OF September. 1907. They may otherwise. hv
law De excluded nom al benedt thu said estaie
All persons indebted 70 said estate are reoua-f..,
to make ia r7eitsfss ,.~v-~ e-f
Given rnaeg ~ tai~ 9th daY OF March.
1877.
CHARLES +. LEWIS.
Executor.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

claimed to be "just as good" as
Schnapps, but there is only one gen
uine Schnapps. Be sure the letters
on the tag, and stamped on the plug
under the tag spell S-C-H-N-A-P-P-S
and then you have 1.-THE most
wholesome tobacco produced, with
just enough sWeetening to preserve
the mild, juicy, stimulating quality Of
the leaf tobacco. Expert tests prove
that this fue cured tobacco, grown
in the famous Piedmont region, re-
quires and takes less sweetening than
any other and has a wholesome,
stimulating, satisfying effect on
chewers.
If the tobacco you are chewing
don't satisfy you more than the mere
habit of expectorating, stop fooling
yourself and chew Schnapps tobacco
Schnapps is like the tobacco chewers
formerly bought costing from 75c.
to PI.oo per pound; Schnapps IS
sold at soc. per pound, in SC. cuts
strictly Ioc. and sc. plugs.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
GentIc and i.naotlve.

well-known Manitoba editor wriHs: AS
N inside worker find Chamberlain ston-
ach and Liver Tablets invaluable for the
touches Of biliousness natural 20 sedentary
life, their action being gentle and effective,
clearing the digestive tract and the head
Price, % cents. Samples free At Field
never Bros. Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
Laid at Rest.

The funeral of Mr.. James T.. Drury
took place this morning from ST.
Mary's II. G. Church. The Rev. Faith
CIR Thomas G. Hanley, G. IS. r., rect
or, ofliciated at the services. The re-
mains were inferred in st. Anne's-
cemetery in the Wagner family lot.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup Is
absolutely free from any oDiate or mar
cotic. Contains Honey and Tar. Sold
by Feldmeyer Bros, Druggists.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
NEAR THE SEVERN.

FOR SALE-Beautiful location, good Q
ROOM HOUSE. Modern conveniences, So
ACRES on salt Water. X miles to Anna
polls. i mile to West Annapolis Station.
$. L. PAR0, Annapolis.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
suggestions for the Sick Room.

When tanning an invalid II few
drops of aromatic spirits OF ammonia
be sprinkled upon the fan it will be
found very refreshing
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

EOR RENT--FurnIshed Rooms for Rent.
Large front second story room, very
suitable for man and wife. Arrangements
can be made for use OF other parts of home
II desired. Use OF bath and gas TO all. Mrs.
w. II. Hanlon, 1913 Church ST. rl1w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

COR RENT-HoUSE 35 WEST STREET,
After May LIST. Apply to w. II. VAN
SAINT. ai5tf
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

COR sABEoR RENT DESIRABLE cor
tage on First street Eastport: For terms
and particulars Apply to Mrs Robert Moss,
Shipwright street al2 I'm
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

L-oR RENT-THE HOUSE No. 81 Cornhill
street, containing rooms and bath.
For particulars apply to IFS Prince George
street. aStf
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

xTANrED-SuMMER BOARD FOR
w family of3, within easy distance OF An.
napolis, water side preferred. apply TO 10
Main street. a20 81
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

XNyANTED-A YOUNG MAN OR LADY
" to do Office work, one familiar with
book keeping. Address, stating experience
al6w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

WANTED 2 STRONG BOYS AT NEW
w Amusement HALL Randall ST., for set
ting up ten pins. Wages $40 per week .a203t
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

EoR RENT.-SIx ROOM HOUSE at East
port ON Spa Creek. All outbuildings,
fine water and beautiful location. Apply to
JAS. A. WALTON, Fairs. Natl Bank. m13
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
FOR SALE.

SIOOp YACHT COMPLETELY FUR
NISHED. Cabin accommodates six: fast
and thoroughly seaworthy.
RUMSEY ELECTRICAL MANUF'RS co
ml5Sw PHILADELPHIA, Pa
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

COR RENT-Houae adjoining Bay Ridge
4 railroad tracks. Apply to X. L. Moss,
81 West 81. m2S If
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
Fo n SALE.

EoR sALE.-FIvE LOTS AT EAsTPoRT.
Excellent location. Five minutes walk
ofnew bridge. Apply to JAS. A. WALTON,
Ears Natl Bank mis-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
70 r RE T.


DIANO FOR RENT-AT VERY MODER-
ATE TERMS. Apply 256 Prince George
Street, Annapolis, Md. a22w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22
w a NTED ID.

MANITOBA COLOR y WOMAN TO
~ cook, wash aud iron for small family.
Apply at this office. a22ti
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

xxyANTFD-A NEAT WHITE BOY about
w is years OF age. TO learn Bakery bust.
ness. Apply 81 wOHLGEMuTH'S 30 Main
street. az 81
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

Advertise in .he Capital-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

EOR SALE--A LARGE MILLER COM
BINATION VAULT Safe Good as new
VIII be sold for less than half Its original
cost. Apply at Capital Office m22 II
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-22

R. j. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY WINs4oN-sALEn, N B.
The Jasper news., 1907-12-26

into pretty derned damp feather
bed.
I'D ha' thought the bears might ha'
bit him." said the postmaster.
We'll maybe they would have" re-
turned the captain, s"but ye see he had
on a big bear-skin overcoat an cap
an gloves made O. the same material
pulled down over his ears an on his
hands, and guess they thought he
was one O their party tryin' to get
fresh. Anyhow they chucked him
overheard into the snow, and went
boundin' merrily along on their way
to Portsmouth"
"Warn't there no collisions?" asked
81 Wotherspoon.
NO" said the Captain. They only
run one car after midnight, an this
was the last trip until mornin'. For
that reason they wasn't no serious
dammidge DONE"
"They must of ended up some
where's" said the postmaster.
"They did," assented the captain.
"They run along without no Interrupt
ton whatsomever until they come to
the dock down by Kittery where the
trolley ends. About that pint the
track havin' exhausted itself, the car
left the tracks, bounded over the
wharf, an jumped down onto the Ice
in the river an slid half way across
to Portsmouth, where they found 1t
next day. What become of the bears
don't know, but the details o. this
story as ! give 'em to you is exactly
as they was given to me by the con-
ductor and the motorinan."
well, I'm glad they didn't come
foolin' round me- said 81. Wother-
spoon. Il should hardly know what
to do in case got into muss with
hear"
Its queer thing about that"
said the captain. "Th' instinct OF
self-preservation will almost alters
tell ye what { do when ye get into a
tight place. remember the first time
/ run onto bear up Mount Agamen-
ticus. / didn't have no weppins with
me other than fish-rod an my
lunch basket. We'd just had a pretty
hard winter an 1t sort o. fingered In
the lap O. spring, an ALL the bears
that had been sleeping In their holes
The Jasper news., 1907-12-26

+ j. y
bears didn't pay. no attention what
ssoever, but Jest KEEP on snifiin' tho
cold air. Then the conductor hol-
lers out: Fare please, through the
little hole In the door, eelicitin' no re.
sponse from the parties in front.
This sort o. made the conductor mad,
an, .callin' on the motorman for as
sistance, he went out on the platform
to. collect or to put em of. He
walks up to the middle one as cool
Is ye please. an, tapped him on his
shoulder. See here young feller, he
begun, but he didn.t aay no more, for
just then the bearEt,irns around, and
the conductor seen how 1t was, an
with a yell o. terror he jumps back
into the car, slams the door to, leav-
in the motorman out in front with
the bears, and makes break Tor the
rear platform, goin' mile minute,
leaps over the back dashboard, an
landin' in snow drift up to his neck =
"Gee!M cried 81 Wotherspoon. THAT
motorman had his hands full"
"He would ha' had If the bears had
been in a fightin' mood" said the cap.
tain. "But We see, they wasn't. They
was. jest out for a trolley ride an was
as good natured ~ a jackass in q
thistle patch. All they done was to
grab the motorman around the waist
when he tried to shove 'em, an chuck
him overheard. Fortunately for him
the snow wasn't very hard packed,
an when he landed 1t was like fallin'