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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
Why Babys Food
Disagreeis

An unnatural food is almost certain 20
disagree with baby. s ss +. Id.
ss Did You ever hear nell mother, who
/ was nursing her baby, say that baby's
4 food did not agree with him? 4. M
Almost never. ISL f IN t l II.
Mothers milk is natures food.
Sanipure Milk is natures substitute
for mothers milk. It contains the same
things mothers milk does-in almost the
same quantities, is more nearly like moth.
er's milk than any other infants food.
Cows milk forms hard, lurnpy curds
in the baby's stomach that is why foods
mixed with unchanged cows milk do
not agree with baby. .:5} aS.
Sanipure Milk is cows milk with the
faults left out. The formula is on every
can--show it to your doctor. -.
Bay H TO-DAY ssss@. ,=5.... ).
~ Prom your druggist or grocer T.:
It your dealers haven't Sanipure Milk, send
US the names ofyour Druggist and Grocer and
we Will send you free, a sample can and our
booklet, Beby's First Days" Ms M.
PACIFIC COAST CONDENSED MILK co.
Dept SO Seattle. Wash., u. s. A.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
Mirrors as Detectives,

at is not solely to please the lady
patrons" said an interior decorator,
that mirrors so abound in shops. They
serve another and more important pur-
pose. They help detect shoplifters.
If you should study the various watch
ers In the employ of big retail stores
you would find that they don't watch
the patrons directly. They look at
their reflections in the mirrors. OF
course their watching done that way Is
unperceived. The shoplifter glances at
the watcher, sees that his back is to
her and secretes pair Of silk stock
ings In her shirt waist. The next mo-
ment she feels an unfriendly and ter
rifying tap on her shoulder, and the
watcher. who has caught her by the
mirrors aid, bids her, sternly to ac-
company him to the office."-New York
Press. gE ..& .'!ss.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
WING SHOOTING.
Il Cannot Be Taught TO Hunters by
s. ~ READING Books, ,~s

Il Cannot Be Taught TO Hunters by
Reading Books. #F%>
Wing shooting can no more be t1leo-
retically taught than can riding, skat-
Ing sailing a boat, milking a COW or
playing the VIOLIN; Practice and perse-
verance in this, as in all field sports,
can alone make perfect, while the most
persistent effort even then often fails
to make a ''crack shot" Certain rules,
however, must govern the beginner,
which, If observed, will materially aid
him in becoming an expert. % Il
When a novice takes the field for
game he Is very apt to become fus-
tered, or "rattled," at the critical mo-
ment when the bird is flushed, and
then he will stare, open mouthed, and
wonder how 1t happened. This often
occurs in the field, and the tyro invari-
ably has some plausible excuse, to of.
I fer. His 'gun was not cooked, 2 he
''stubbed his toe just as the bird rose
or some equally weak explanation is
made, or else he lays all the blame or
his dogs, whose thoughts, could they
but express them, it would be interest
ing to interpret "~',' H." 81
The best wing shooters do not close
one eye in aiming, nor do they follow
the bird in its flights with the muzzle
OF the gun, but closing one eye is ad
mittedly better than tightly shutting
both, as many young would be sports
men have. been known tan dO-Janoas
w. Dixon in Recreation.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
HuxIey's LARGER view,

a.
James Hannay, once a member of
the staff of the Pail Mall Gazette, was
typical man Of letters. And Huxley,
as everybody knows, was a typical
scientific man. Hannay had been q
midshipman when Huxley was naval
surgeon. Years after the, two met
each other on the steps of the British
museum. Huxley" said Hannay, 81
care nothing for man except as crea-
ture Of historical tradition
Nor l." answered Huxley, '.for him
except IS a compound of gas and wa
ter. II - Ia. % -.
But !" he added, "if we were each
OF us better educated men than we
are we should know how to respect
each others studies more"
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11

The boomerang is rather a puzzle.
One might think that the highest laws
Of Mathematics had been laid under
contribution In the perfecting of it.
The convexity on one side. the fairness
on the other and the sharp. knifelike
edge on the inside of the convexity
have the air of having been carefully
thought out Yet the people who i'll
vented this singular weapon cannot
count higher than FIVE and are desti
tute of all the arts and amenities Of
life. Theirs Is perhaps the lowest
plane of human life Some people have
assumed that the boomerang was the
creation Of an older and higher civil
zation. but for this there is no evidence
1t must be the product of an age long
empirical use of throwing weapons
London Spectator
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11

One of Charles Sankey's most anus
Ing experiences occurred at Brecon
when he assisted Nine Patti in giving
q concert in aid of the local hospital.
The prima donna appeared with Mr..
Santley In duet. The vocalists had
Just recommended singing when the
baritone burst out laughing and left
the platform. His companion almost
Immediately followed, although she at
tempted to santinue. In response to
loud cheers Nine. PATTI returned and
said he cause Of all this merriment
Iis that q wasp has been trying to ges
into my mouth, and we could not 60
en-. London Tit. Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
So M,any9

They went IN to dinner together. He
was very bashful, and she tried in vain
to draw him out, Finally she began to
talk books, and he became responsive.
And Hugo" she asked. do you like
his style p Z. II
{. "Oh, yes" he replied, 81 find him in
tensely interesting. I've read a num-
Der of his books j
Then she asked. Have you read
Ninety Three ?'" r
NO, I've-er--only read three l
didn't know he had written so many .
-Lippincott's Magazine. .s,G -(., 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
Had to Take Him Down.

why does Mrs. Everson have her
own baptismal names engraved upon
her card instead Of those Of her hus.
band? She isn't widow, is she7''
NO, but I understand that she had
q batch OF cards engraved once upon
which she styled herself Mrs. William
Edgar Everson,' and he was SO puffed
up over II for two or three days that
ne actually seemed to think he was the
head of the family. 1t Is never safe to
give some people too much leeway, you
know. - Cleveland Leader.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
Either MAY.

IL You do not take care of your
money, said the ant to the grasshop-
per, the world viii simply sneer and
ask what you did with Ito
N Yes, and il i invest 1t and become
rich the world viii sneer and ask me
where got It. =" Washington Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
]. KNEW HER GRAMMAR.
The Landiady Wrote Correctly and
Was Not to BIarie. sI 3

ss 5t{ was N OF TO ELAINE. ss sH 39ss
A London gentleman advertised for
apartments at fashionable watering
place and received many replies. He
pitched upon one chiefly because it
mentioned q splendid t'sea view and,
as It was not convenient for him to
leave his business to see the apart
ments, he closed with the offer by
post, sending q substantial deposit. Ms
f When the time came for him to take
his holiday he duly arrived at his
destination and was surprised to find
that not a glimpse of the sea was oh.
taina BILE from any window Of his
apartments. d; 25s 81
II thought you said there was
splendid sea .yiew?" he said angrily
to the landlady. - ~ ~ g S
80 there is, SIR replied the land
lady, drawing his attention to d picture
on the wall, a really excellent painting
Of the sea. Il y; S.- .ss5 Ias 81
why, YOU er-er What do you
mean by such a swindleg' gasped the
gentleman. tI meant a view OF the
real sea- S5si5 " Vi
"Oh, did you, sir?'' coolly said the
landlady. "If you will refer to my
letter you will see that. ] distinctly
stated there was a splendid sea view
in' the drawing room. Had meant a
view Of the real sea should have said
there was a splendid sea view from
the drawing room. cannot think how
an educated gentleman, as you eYi.
IDENTIFY are, could have made such an
egregious errorw--L London Tit Bits.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11

King George OF Greece of old King
throwing
ruler they called this youthful
He
landed November
1857 King George married the Rus
sian Grand Duke Constantine the
after the grandfather Konsntne
income OF the king very popular with al
classes considered
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
D A Poor connpliment.

Minister ION return from holiday
Well, Daniel, my good man, and how
have things been going on in my alb
sence Daniel Deed, sir, a. things
been gaun on brawly. They say that
you meenisters when We gang frae
hame aye tax guild care to send waur
men than yourselfs to fill the poopit.
But We never dae that sir! Punch. +.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
..WlrinkljIa.Is.

a small boy Of an inquiring turn OF
mind, says the Philadelphia Inquirer.
looked at bis father earnestly and ask
ed:
!: Their, what are wrinklesa''
network, my son fretwors," re-
plisa paterfamiiias confidently,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11
Irasr easing
The demand IS constantly in il.
creasing for
sP OBI!
~ sva - =, \ e. Lemon

! ms Is accounted for BY the fact
that t5 pr. Prices flavors are Just
as represented true to nature.
made from the finest fruits, Of
delicate taste, and Of the greatest
strength attainable. 4 I ],
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-11

Z The Tall Man-They put; the pictures
Of great men on our naoney'to keep them
In the public eye. =. -
The Short Man-Don't do any good.
Why. If you have a one-dollar bill you
cant keep 1t long enough TO get ac-
!. '-ances are that you never: see it at ALL
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
Columbus News

Mrs Robert Monday oil Fult' L
is visiting her aunt, Mrs. G. H
johnson this week.
Mrs. Cobb Wilson is spending
the Week with home folks.
Ii. j. MeNew spent Saturday
and Sunday at Hope aud Washington
Mr.. worley, the photographer,
hus left here for new field 70
his work.
Miss willie Stewart spent Satur-
day and Sunday with her sisters,
laesdames Ables and Gold at wash
ington.
Dr.. ]. r. Autrey left Tues day
for Little Rock.
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
: C1l( f TOFARMERS

The Farmers News Scimitar,
Memphis, Tenn, the South's best
farm paper, has circulation of
over 100000 each week, and is
indispensable to every farmer and
shoula be In every Southern home.
Every member the Farmers
Union should be a subscriber.
Iibera commission to agen'S, be-
sides $250.00 cash prizes, aud
gold watch each month to the ar
eeSt club raiser; also $3.50. 90 given
away i'll missing word contest.
A postal card with your name and
address, will b ing full palticuGis.
Address, FAbME2s' NEWS SCDuTAR
MEMPHIS, Tim,
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
Where Money Is Not Needed

There is os mch pleasure III
running a newspaper that some
editors are refusing money as
reward for their services. Here Is
the voice Of Kansas editer, which
fairly gurgles with the joy he feels
to work without money: 1t takes
wind to run a newspaper. 1t takes
gall to run a newspaper. 1t takes
scintillating, acrobatic Imagination
and half dozen white shirts and
railroad pass to run a newspaper.
f, Bat money heavens to Betsy and
I six hands around-whoever needed
money to run a newspapers hlnd
I words are the medium of exchange
that do the business for the editor
kind words and church social tick
cts. When you see an editor with
money, watch him. He will lie
paving bills and disgrace the pro-
fession. Make him trade it out
He lives to swap. Then when you
die, after having stood around and
sneered at his Jim Crow paper, lie
, sure and have vour wife send in
for three extra papers by oae of
your children, and when she reads
: the touching and generous notices
about YOU, forewarn her to neglect
to send 5 cents to the editor. The
, editor knows it, and what he wants
5 is heartfelt thanks. Then he can
thank the printers and they cal
/ thank the grocers.
: "Don't worry about the editor
: He has charter from the State to
act as doormat for the community
He'll get the paper out some wa,
- or ether, and stand up for YOU
when you run for off ,e and lie a
- bout your pigeon-toed daughter
4 weddin AMI blow about yolr big
footed boys when they get a $4.0(
y a week job, and weep over you
shrivelcd soul when it is released
K rom your grasping body, mC
smile at your giddy wife's s,conl
a marriage. He'd get along, Tn,
.s Lord onl5 knows how, but the ed
3 tor will get along somehow.
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
COMMUNICATION FROM
NJ. A. MATLOCK
(CoNTlNUED FROM FIRST PAGE)

! CONTINUED FROM FIRST PAGE)
looses confidence in himself, be-
, comes discouraged, and fcallv
drops permanently out of school
1t may be he has a great deal of
pride and becomes so Inundated at
his dragging in the dlass that he
decides to go away to college where
he can "make up He does Mt
make up one time in a hundred.
Colleges are ro5 the place to '.make
up and he who goes there to
''make upo is going to be sadly
disappointed. 1t requiem all the
time, of him who goes there well
prepared iii he does his work cred
ibly) to keep up" much less
"make up
1t is an injustice to the teacher.
because it requires him to devote
his time to one pupil particularly
when he should devote his time to
his class collectively. 1t is an in
justice to the other pupils in the
e,ass because, as stated above, it
deprives them of proper attention.
and again, causes them to place too
low an estimate on scholarship re-
quirements. | think you can see |
the point I'm driving at. Now,
please help me to keep all the
pupils in school to the very last day.
1t is we'll worth the sacrifice, if it
requires one.
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15

Rcbeca Sparkman.
> Glow to teach Geography,
Miss Josie Anderson, Discussed
bv Misses Amanda Taylor and
Ethel Bcyce.
$ TEACHERS responsibility Prof
j. Z. Winfrey, Discussed by
Misses Emma Riley and Birdie
Quail ,
4 Teachers Daily Preperation,'
Prof. NJ. A. Matlock, Discussed
hy Miss Ella Nome ard Prof j. Z
Copeland.
Needs of the Rural School,
Prof. c. +, Custead, Discussed by
Prof. T. c. williams and MISS
Alice Taylor,
Primary methods W. j. johnson
Discussed by Misses Mary Bouldln
Bessie Green, Bessie Phillips anc
Norma Hill,
The Bad Boy" Prof. Geo. j
McNew, Discussed by PloS. j. s.
Bright and Miss Amy Justus,
Corporal Punishment" " Prof. W
j. hammond, Discussed by Mis-
Bessie Royston ann Mrs. PHILLIP
Hinton.
My First School" " Miss Noli
Trimble,
Our Present School System,
Prof. j, p. Paisly, Discussed b
Profs' howard, Moses, and Mis-
Julia waters.
We hope as many people as ca
will attend the Institute, Ii
necessary that we unite our effort
In working for the cause OF edt
cation. III order 20 do this, W
must meet together i'll a mol
organized capacity, that we ma
discuss questions of Importance
every teacher. If Won are intcrste
N the work, attend this teacher
m.,ting and come prepared TO sd
something On these subject
whether You have been given wo1
on the regular program CT not,
Come prepared to work i'll Il
Institute las yon expect your pupi
10 work in the school room al
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
chu6rSN,

chIlefeH.
WS7t the leaves are 70 the Forest
With Hight and air for food.
Ere their sweet and teader juices
Have boen hardened into wood
That 10 the world are ehi1anen;
Through then II feels The gisw
OF brighter and SUMMER climate
TIT reaches .Ae TRUNKS below.
Come to me. o ys cAfierSa!
md whLxper IN my car
What the BIRDS and Win6z are dAgfnG
In yOSF srnny atmosphere
For what are I'd eur coRtrivtnss
Ard tbs Weldon Of the oeeks
When osm1ssred Wit. your earesses
And the eandness Of ySuT iookSf
Ye are ectts- then 81 the es Haas
That ever EeI3 sung or saldi
Fcr ye are Iistag poesss.
had ln Ths rest are dee4-
--LoRsfea0v'
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
TRY IT# ONCE.

There is more actual misery and
ess real DANCE in case of itch ing
ecially for tn ese I'd ies. 1t re-
ieves instantly and cures promptly.
Absolutely guaranteed.
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
WANTED
LIVE WILD TURKEYS

For Zoologiacl Parks
High prices paid for genuine
quirds. Also wan. Others ami
mails and birds.
Dr. Cecil French NJ raIist
Washington D. {
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
TEACHERS INSTITUTE.

On March 21st. ard 22nd. TIL re
Will be a public examination f
teachers held at Washington for
the purpose of liceusing teachers !:
Also ON Saturday the ed. fol
lowing the days of examination
the Teachers Quarterly Institute
will convene, and the following
program has been arranged:
lst. How to teach reading .
Prof. &, +. Garrett. Discussed
by Misses Fridn Jagersfeld and
tnE1K OF rH1 KlildnceS OF yUu Il
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15

you will be greatly benefited by
having attenced this meeting.
A. L. Jobe Co., Ex.
Washington telegraph., 1907-03-15
TIVE GLOVE FOR SERVICE. TRY IT

Made on honor by wel-pad Union labor and sod on
their merits. Free from rivets and inseams. You
will find them superior to any. Note the thumb.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-05-11
viii BTutOH Go wet?

Now that Nelson district. York
county. has gone wet" il is more
than probable that other districts Of
the county viii Try the issue. and It
is rumored that even Williamsburg
may make test Of this matter.
Some of the citizens Of Bruton
district say that as an adjoining dis
trict IS wet. theirs had just as
well be so.
In the ostensibly dry" districts
blind tigers" are flourishing ike
the proverbial bay tree and drunk
enness IS rampant. However,
there is powerful temperance ele-
ment in Bruton and an election
would more than likely result in :
victory for the "drys.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-05-11
Preparing q School Catalogue.

Nicholson school IS 70 have some
thing entirely new IN It's history. a
school catalogue Prof. j. N. Hili-
man. The principal. has prepared the
catalogue in such a manner that Il
viii prove not only interesting and
useful to the pupils. but equally SO 70
their parents. The catalogue IS to
be Illustrated with a picture Of Mich
olson school buildings and the pupils
aid teachers assembled in front: a
cut OF the courthouse. college. etc.
Nicholson school VIII close this
year on May "a. and there are 70 bs
the usual exercises at Cameron Hall
Handsome diplomas viii represent
ed 70 the graduates.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-05-11

dare say a word against
your choice or suggest a
better value. for fear he will
rub you the wrong way and
make an eternal enemy for
his firm.
AS | said before, | don't
want you TO feel that way
when yOn enter my store. |
want you to feel that | am a
friend and ready to serve
you and advise you honestly.
| am In business to make
money-every business man
is-but. in business to make
money honestly, at AN hon
est profit, without taking
advantage of my neighbOr's ;
ineXperience in values.
| sell clothing, aud / like
to- see a well-dressed gentle
man, but | would rather
make the acquaintance OF a
gentleman in overalls than
that of a well-dressed cad.
BE a wELI.-DREssED gentle
man if your means permit,
but be Il gentleman by ali
means
If you wish to be we'll
dressed. l shall be glad to
show you through our lines
and advise you if you wish,
| have made preparations
for a large summers Bust
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-05-11

Large shipments Of comic post
cards Just received. All the latest.
James II. Stone.
Workmen will soon begin making
repairs TO the courthouse. The
windows. which are Of special
make. have been ordered
Person. the jeweler and music
dealer. has put UP a handsome new
awning in front of his building.
Mrs. Wilmer Sweeney and little
daughter. Ida May. of Cape Charles.
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Henley
Sweeney.
Mayor <. W. Warburton has been
elected a member of the Democratic
Executive Committee in place Of DR..
p. T. Southan. recently removed
from the city.
The Delmarvla Lumber Co. has
been organized at Boulevard with Z.
@. Wootten. president; II. P. Dale.
secretary and s. P. Cropper sreas-
urer.
Judge D. G. Tyler and family vii
leave TO-DAY for their country home
Sherwood Forest. Charles City. tc
spend the summer. Mr.. John w
Jones viii move into Judge Tyler
residence.
Owing 70 the celebration at James
town Thursday. the regular meetins
of the Village Improvement Clut
was postponed until next Thursdal
afternoon. May 10. at 4o'clock. Al
members and others are urged TO al
tend.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-05-11
j. PARIS GOODBAR.
I try to sell only the Best Shoes.
sell Clothing try to sell only the Best Clothing.

Ii you bny anything at my
store | want it to be the best
| have at the price. | don't
want you TO feel, when you
enter the store. as if You are
about TO undergo the pro-
cess of being done" " I've
had that feeling myself, and
l don't eEjOy it. You feel a
tightness around the spine,
accompanied bv a slight
chilIinesS. You feel as if it
were your bOunden duty TO
watch with all your eyes
which you would like to have
multiplied by three-and lis
ten With all your ears-which
you also wish multiplied in
the same proportion.
After you have thoroughly
examined everything shown
You, and have detected in n
few articles flaws OF minor
Importance and have failed
To detect the flaws that are
hidden in the balance, you
decide that you will pur-
chase, feeling sure thatnoth-
ing has escaped your vigil
ance. and that you have de
feated the intention of the
meek little salesman, who
has probably sized you up
as a person of very deter
mined character and doesn I
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-05-11
INTERESTING LOCAL HAPPENINGS.
The Events Of a Week Told In q
Few Nerds.

Going TO jamestown Monday1
An acetylene plant has been in
stalled in Hotel Williamsburg.
The Williamsburg Drug Co. has
installed its handsome new soda
water fountain
Mr.'J. II. Seymour. who has been
quite sick. is much improved. and
hopes to be out again shortly
Mayor (. w. Wsrburton has this
week purchased two timber tracts in
Charles City. aggregating 900 acres.
William Morecock. of Charles
City. was accidentiy shot in the foot
Monday. The wound was not a Sc
rious one.
The livery stables are taxed to the
limit for teams for Exposition visit
ors. Private parties are also hiring
their vehicles.
Hon. r. Evelyn Byrd. OF Win
chester. VIII deliver the annual ad-
dress before the Alumni Association
on the night of June loaf o'clock
Leonard Henley a brakeman OF
the c. & o. railway, had one OF his
thumbs crushed off while coupling
cars at the depot Tuesday morning
Mr.. J. (. Hicks has purchased
the tools and good viii Of Mr. J. n
St Johns blacksmith shop. Mr.
St John viii retire from the busi
ness.
The installation of Rev. G. S
Kennard as pastor of the Baptis
church last Sunday afternoon wa
very impressive. The attendanc
was large.
Mr.. r. a. Alexander has sold 4
acres of his farm west Of town {
Hans Hanson. of California. Nj
Alexander received Sl,lOO for til
land