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where the Right started.

From the Minneapolis Journal.
It is amusing. after reading the testi-
mony of z. H. Hartman, to hear that
President Roosevelt has started a fight on
the railroads The President is fighting
much like the man who with his back to
the wall, is defending his home and fire
side against giants and other untoward
things. If there has been any fight
started, such men as Hartman and 9TH
eTs have started it upon the revealed and
unrevealed laws Of finance, business, jus
tice, and decenCY.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09
AMERICAN GIRLS.

NIesdames although 'twers hard to say
OF what rare charms the mistress each is
Sueai llectivels. ] may
Re- l.. son rs perfect PEACHES
Wherein this love-brd pines my heart be still
To whet his bill
It's not tie intellectual range
That leaves paralyZing frost on
The conversational snail change
OF the inhabitants # Boston
Not that you look divine las rum0r states
ON roller skates.
II is-but theTe I'd hate 10 tel
By what mysterious arts you tame US.
Net mine 10 probe the secret spell
That ever made SOU Justly famous
For mopping up with sedulous agility
Our Young nobility
Let others solve the point. Be miua
The poets mere distracting pleasures.
OF Californias maids divine
To sing the praise In artleSs measures,
shall be the task Ct my declining years.
Ny patty deGrS
Punch
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different basis from that upon which
the Dingley schedules rest. Our tariff
rates should be so adjusted as to pro-
mote commerce. and authority should
be lodged somewhere 20 grant trade
concessions in return for the like favors
from other nations. The Dingley tariff
is a total failure in both these respects.
and as a weapon of defense against for
eign tariff aggression it is wholly out Of
data
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

a poem. heretofore unpublished. Of
Lord Byron's, has been discovered which
critic gravely afirms rs believed to
have been written before the poets
death" II not. we admit a mild curiosity
to read the date line and address.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09
Grasping an Opportunity.

From tHe VlIc1g7 iTI0-l9-
laxative bsarder-There's one thing
certain, an impression once made on the
memory is never absolutely lost It Is
sure to recur to the mind some day.
TacitUrn boarder-That convinces me
that the g bill lent you FIVE years ago
didn't make any impression on your
memory.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09
An Expert Opinion.

From the Atlanta Constitution
De Georgy mule said Brother
Dickey. lis de one creetur in a th0usan'
what don't enjoy de spring season. De
fUrrow looks ez long ter him ez de time
betwixt meals. en- de high price Ell. cotton
giveh him dat tired feelin'-kaze he well
know he got des dat much mo- er it ter
pillow"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09
Her Memory.

From the Catholic Standard
Gayley-You haven't had occasion 10 &C
cuse me OF playing poker for two years.
Mrs. Gayley-Three years. my dear.
Gayley-How do you know it's three
years?
Mrs. Gayley- Because I've worn this
dress that long. and / got it the last time
/ caught you.
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Likely to BE Sustained.

From the New York Evening Post.
When the whole policy comes TO be bet
ter understood, we have little doubt that
the country will sustain Mr. Roosevelts
course i'm the matter and that Congress
viii not attempt 10 override his action in
making the new forest reservations.
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From the New York World.
It marks the longest step ever taken in
that direction by any State government.
And as fer the Federal government. the
present interstate commerce law is crude
and amateurish lawmaking in comparison
with the far-reaching measure introduced
al Albany
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but through resignation. never He is to
be excused. however Cor In his day and
time no such thing as the main boss for
the Panama Canal had been contem-
plated
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Insurance is very ancient. Demosthenes
knew Of it,"
And probably sold IT, They say he was
slick talker"
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Indications.

When the frost is off the punkin, and the
signs of sprinEtime cheer.
All about us YOU viii notice that the book
is on the beer
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Lei wall Street Look our.

From the Boston Herald.
Secretary Cortelyous reported daily in
diligence in mincs pie for lunch doesn't
look like early relief for the money mar
ket
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A FiIfnino Hnhsnns


From The HOChester Herald.
Filipino newspapers expect japanese
vessels to sail over their way this month
to liberate them from American rule It
would be interesting to know who this
Filipino Hobson is who is making so
much unnecessary trouble.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

lie failed at everything he tried,
But this none can deny.
So long as breath did in him abide.
He never failed 10 try
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Another objection to the Boston sugges-
ton that we need more Roosevelts IS that
we simply haven't time TO keep up with
any more.
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Gazing back over our history. Georgl
Washington stiI appears the greatest
figure of all" And figures. like George,
cannot tell q lie.
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md smnlI NNnnder.

Were you really crazy2" they asked
of Hamlet.
"Iu tell y0u the truth, answered that
worthy. after listening to the experts
for d week, 1 was.
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The Washington Herald is hereby in
formed that the plural of grapefruit Is
pompamooses. Now, what's the plural
OF shade asks the Newark Star. The
Charleston News and Courier, which
knows everything, would answer "shad-
docks" we have no doubt
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Maj. GaIIIard.

Mai. ". Du Bignou GaIIard. named hy
President Roosevelt as The principal as
sistant TO the new chief engineer OF the
Panama Canal. IS a South Carolinisn by
birth. and by reason of the high standing
be attained i'm his class M West Point
was assigned upon graduation To the En-
gineer Corps Of the army. Mai. GalIard
was given the rank If colonel Of engineers
in the war with Spain. and recruited and
commanded the Third Regiment of Volm-
teer Engineers tie organized the regi-
ment ut jefferson Barracks. near St
Louis and was assigned TO the Seventh
Army Corps. commanded by the late Gen.
Fitzhugh Lee. one battalion of his reEf-
meut composed the first American troUus
sent tu Havana after the peace protocol
had been signed, and the. prepared the
camp for Lees corps. which afterward
became known as Camp Columbia. and
was situated near Quemados. d suburb of
Havana Maj GailIard has served on
duty much I'm Washington. first on the
staff of the Engineer Commissioner of the
District and then on the General Staff of
the army and is well known and popular
among an classes Of WashiugtGnianS. II
is believed that within a few years Lieut..
Col Cocktails. named by the President as
chief engineer. VIII ask to be relieved of
that trying duty on the isthmus. aAd that
then Mai. Gailiard viii succeed him.
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puEgleFa.

Inc deeper in that trial we 90
The more our lore seems vanity;
Now what is emphasized ego.
Aud what's retarded sanifyf''
-ClcFeland Plain Dealer.
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Uncle Joe Cannon viii inspect the
Gatuu Dam site while in Panama Natur-
ally Uncle Joe is Interested in anything
new ia The way OF dams
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Speaking Of vacancies. it was Thomas
Jefferson who remarked that they came
about in Office through death sometimes,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

1T was not necessary TO ask any Vir-
ginia Edies 10 retire from the court
room, because there was none present. %
says the Atlanta Journal And, come 70
think of it, tEat would be "a rather dini-
cult thing TO do. anyhow.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

According to a fashion paper, Spring
fashions iu millinery and gowns are 10 be-
the most stunning Of years" No doubt
the blow viii almost kin father
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Unless President Roosevelt himself
runs again in 1903. or some man in the
party who is known To entertain his pro-
gressive views and who might be relied
on 10 carry out his aggressive policies. it is
my opinion that the Republicans would be
in great danger of losing the country OIL.
remarked Judge Melvin c. Brown. a noted
lawyer and influential Republican OF Seat
tie. at the New Willard
Il am strongly inclined 10 the belief
that unless some such man as Secretary
Taft is nominated Col Bryan. who is
almost certain tc lead the Democracy for
the third time will be triumphant. Score
tary Taft could beat Bryan. but how
many others of the noted Republican
chieftains would be able 10 defeat the Ne
braskan2 Could Vice President Fairbanks
do the trick2 / doubt il seriously. and vet
one is forced 10 admit that Mr. Fairbanks
would make a most excellent President.
He is able and eminently safe and con-
sentative but the masses do not regard
him as being in sympathy with the R0ose-
velt programme. and rather than support
a man who does not fiji that bill there viii
be an enormous detection OF Republicans
to the Bryan standard.
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In FoIlette Recovering.

Senator La Toilette Is still confined to
his residence at Chevy Chase by the Sc
we're attack of grip that drove him to
bed q few days before the close Of Con
gress. but a telephone message from
him yesterday Indicated that he had
gained strength so rapidly within the
past day or two that he felt encouraged
to believe he would be strong enough
to leave his bed today or tomorrow
and begin MS lecture tour He has
had to cancel four lecture engagements
this week. and If his recovery continues
he will leave Washington for Ohio not
later than Monday where he will make
his first speech Of the tour His en-
gagements win keep him on the lecture
platform every day until December, and
one of his friends said yesterday that
the Senator's contract with the lecture
bureau was so binding that even # he
were inclined to 90 out to Wisconsin
to mix In the Senatorial fight there ne
could not do 50.
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"The uufaiIing nerve Of the Texas pao-
pie is well eNempiided.' says the Austin
Statesman. Yes, they certainly have a
nerve.
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A Philadelphia man drowned himself in
tub Of water and left note reading.
Don't blame my wife" She was prob
ably a fiji subject FOR congratulations.
however
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Shiras, PHOTOGRAPHER.

1t used TO be "Shiras, judge" and then
the scales Of justice were balanced 10 q
nicely. Now it is 'Shiras. photographer:
and the wild animals upon which the
eminent former justice Of the United
States supreme Court focuses his camera
would know. if they were capable Of rea-
soning. that tie very best pictures ever
taken of them were i'm his possession.
Since retiring from the bench Justice
Shiras has spent much time IN Washing
ton. and has not returned to his old home
at Pittsburg TO reside permanently. In
stead of hunting wild animals with gun.
he gets much rare sport by hunting them
with the camera. and it is said that his
library is filed with pictures of fierce
bTutes that he has photographed in their
native Businesses. He has traversed the
larger portion of the Rocky Mountains
from Canada as far south as Colorado in
pursuit of his novel paStime, and il is
reported that Justice Shiras is probably
the only person who ever got the picture
OF a mountain lion by flashlight at night.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Il would take anybody's money" says
Gen. Booth. The general talks Ike q
life insurance official
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Does music irrit8te the nervous sys-
tenn? asks the Medical Record. Some Of
this neJr-music does-horribly,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

We note where that much vauntad
pugilist, Honey Melody was knocked
somewhere just this side the middle of
next week by another gladiator over I'M
Philadelphia the other night. Henceforth
this Melody VIII sing low and in a minor
KEY.
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Mr.. Rockefeller says that he expects to
spend much Of his time during the win
ters hereafter Ia Augusta, Ga. As time is
generally conceded % be money. this
ought TO make Augustans feel good
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Senator Robert L. Taylor says "men
are better than their predecessors. As
men includes Senator's" the country
VIII watch for the new Senator to prove
it true In his case.
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Men like TO be bossed,' SAYS the Lon
don Times. Oh, they just make a virtue
Of necessity. that's all.
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The Spdrtanburg State is making n
great clamor for pure water I'm that CITY.
They didn't discover anything wrong with
the water until after the dispensaries
were closed.
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May the President admit new States2"
asks the North American Review. He
may, If they come with the right sort of
constitutions; otherwise he may not
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THE table fork is over 900 years old
but many people have not yet learned
how TO use H. says the Birmingham
Age-Herald Perhaps it isn't 50 notice
able outside of Birmingham.
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While being hauled away from an awful
scrimmage, one of those London SUI
fragettes exclaimed, This is lovely. 81
Probably reminded her of a bargain rush.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

A Kansas negress got very l. ad recently
because her grocer sent her a pound of
butter marked "COlored The grocer
was only complying with the new food
law. but the colored sister thought he was
handing her a lemon
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A Virginia man has invented a machine
which he claims viii raise the dead II IL
10 be hoped he will never try it on the
ship-subsidy bill.
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a Chicago professor wants to establish
a college Of courtship. But wouldn't the
degree Of bachelor of courtship be calcu-
lated 20 give man dangerous notions?
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1t seems that Thackeray wrote IT "moll-
coddle;' but, then, he's a dead one, any
how.
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OF course. Secretary Taft is a good all
round man" Also a long way round
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is sick. Why
not call in Holmes friend, Dr. Watson.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

Mr.. Hartman can lead stock to water
and also make il drink.
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tem?' asks the Medical Record Some Of
I this near-music does-horribly,
we note where that much Wanted
pUgilist, Honey Melody" was knocked
somewhere just this side the middle of
next week by another gladiator over I'M
+ Philadelphia the other night. Henceforth
/ this Melody VIII sing low and in a minor
/ key.
+ Mr. Rockefeller says that he expects TO
spend much Of his time during the win
ters hereafter iu Augusta. Ga. As time is
generally conceded % be money. this
ought TO make Augustans feel good.
The spartanburg State is making a
great Clamor for pure water I'm that civ
/ They didn't discover anything wrong wifi,
the water until after the dlspensaries
were closed.
The table fork is over go years old
but many people have not vet learned
how TO use il, says the Birmingham
I Age-Herald. Perhaps it isn't 50 notice
able outside of Birmingham.
May the President admit new statasg"
asks the North American Review He
may. If they come with the right sort of
constitutions; otherwise he may not.
Senator Robert L. Taylor saws "npn
are better than their predecessors - As
/ men includes Senator's the country
Will watch for the new Senator to prove
/ it true In his case
A Virginia man has invented a machine
which he claims will raise the dead II "a
/ 10 be hoped he will never try it on the
ship-subsidy bill
a Chicago professor wants to establish
a college Of courtship. But wouldn't the
degree Of bachelor of courtship be caIcu-
lated 20 give man dangerous notions?
It seems that Thackeray wrote # "moll-
coddie'' but then, he's a dead one, any
how
7 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is sick. why
not call in Holmes friend. DR.. Watson.
Mr.. Hartman can lead stock to water
and also make it drink
OF course. Secretary Taft is good all
round man Also a long way round
While being hauled away from an awful
Iscrimmage, one of those London SUI
fragettes exclaimed This is lovely"
Probably reminded her of a bargain rush
A Kansas negress got very. 4 ad recently
because her grocer sent her a pound of
butter marked "Colored. The grocer
was only complying with the new food
law. but the colored sister thought he was
handing her = lemon
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-03-09

New York Office. Nassau-Beekman Bldg. LaCoste y
Maxwell. Managers.
Chicago Ofies. Marquette Bldg. LaCosts Max
vsn, Managers
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KEITH

j. II. Boron, of the Foster Vi.
cinity, was through our burg
last Thursday,
Early Easter, early spring,
failed this time. Ducks were
skating on the shallow ponds
Saturday morning
Mr.. Lee Clark sold a young
mare 10 James Bell, Jr, for
Sl4000 and ". M wheatley sold
one for $1,000 bus We did no,
learn the purchasers name
Spring chickens are selling ~
sOcalb. II we would sell a few
pounds we wonldnt have many
young chicks left
IL Miss Greenbug, Or LADY, bug
or what they call them, can sur
tlyR ailer a. mech east wlrd SOS
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cold rains, we doubt if the agri.
cultural department can send
out anything that win destroy
them.
Ben Rand went fishing one day
last week and landed q thirty
FOUNDER. Ben also caught q.
ducking getting the fish out Of.
the water.
We are glad that wild cat whis-
tie at the ice plant only wales
three times q day. We doubt If
we could hold our gentle nag IL il
should turn loose sometime
when we were near. II sounds
woefully swful way out here
Suppose the men folks in the
Reavley vicinity had extra good
dinners last Friday. Prof. East.
burns school closed and the
! women had prepared a big din
ner to take 20 the school house,
but it rained and everybody had
to stay at home.
Most all the early corn planted
viii have 70 be planted over. One
farmer, an ex judge, planted the
second time and run the planter
between the FIRST rows. he may
have to plant the third time,
Guess he will have 70 break the
ground and take a new start
Fred Hooper purchased = Jer.
sey milk COW from Geo Nc,
lLaughlin Saturday, paying So
Our road boss, Mr.. Petty, is
doing some much needed repair
ing on our rad 10 town. ]. NJ
Wheauey also done some worl
Friday,
james Rand must inherit some
Of his grandfather energy WheE
il comes 10 cutting down trees
Judging by the way be handles
the Ak Saturday in Telling ira.
big cottonwood tree for Aunt Be.
Neat This was his first oil
tree and we must say he donl
} well for 3 sixteen year old lad.
The Reavley men folks are do
ing some repair work on theiI
church, a new rooi hitch rack
ele
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DANGER IN DELAY.
Kidney Diseases Are Too Oan'
gorous for Rich Hill PeO.
pie TO Neglect

The great danger OF stdnoy troub-
les is that they get "a arm hold be-
fore the sufferer recognlEes them.
health l. gradually undermined
BscsaChe, headache, nervousness,
lamrnvss. SORENESS. lumbagO, uFin-
AIRY TROUBLES, dr0psy, diabvtes and
Hrlght's disease follow Ia mrrcilcss
SUCCESSION. Dua't urglert yoar Kid
nrys. Uure the kidueys with the
certain aud safe remedy, DOan's
kidney pills,
AIRS. Ray Tyler Harrison ST., But
Ter, No., says; Deans Kiduey
PTls have proved 20 be a good med.
iclue Ia my Geese, Ihave suffered much
pain Ia my back aud az times motto,
ed "a dir1lness aud spots before any
eyes. The aching sevmed worse az
night. until my husband brought
home a box 40 DoHn's kidney Pills.
1 ua.d them aud found Immediate
relle9 from my aches aud palms and
was generally inviEorated. hAv,
no trouble with my back aud Nd.
news now,
Plenty mone proof like thls from
Rich Hfl penplc Call az Operl
Drug Stne aud ask what customer
report
For sale by al dealers. Price sc
Foster ailburu Co., huuoioi New
Ynrt solo esents Tor tbs Cutie,
StnOas
llrmrmtp.r che palne - noana =
and tnhe "a other
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s LOCAL BRIEFS. \
Subscribe for The TRIBUNE.

Subscribe for THE TRIBUNE.
send IN tue news b wirc Our
telephone II No. 50.
Geo. Burgesser, Of Pspinsyille
was in the city Monday.
orviile Steandsbury, Of Butler
spent Sunday with relatives and
friends in this city.
Mrs. Mary J. Hail, of Carbon
Center was in the city last Satur-
day lookingsfter pension matters
Mrs. Lewis Carr and little
daughter, of Pittsburg, Kas., are
visiting her parents, Mr.. and Mrs
John Farrer.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Cox came
over from LaHarpe, Kas., TO visit
with relatives last week return.
ing home Monday.
Miss Mary Hogan aud John
Kincade were married last Sun.
day afternoon, by Rev. w. w
Gate, OF the Advent Church.
John NJ. Scott and Capt Jas.
vanBenthusen have both re
ceiyed their pensions certificates
and vouchers under the new law
The FIRST ia Rich Hill.
Mr.. Andrew Ducat is still con
fined to his home with Brights
disease and is sometimes a littl'
better and then a little wors.
with but little hopes OF recovery
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MISSION BRANCH.

Cyrus Terry purchased alarge
Edison photograph last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. II. Hill made
q trip to Butler, Thursday to see
Melvin Hatton who is very low
with consumption. Mr.. Hatton
has been at the county farm for
some time.
The surprise on Mr.. Lany
Hartman last Wednesday evening
was well attended and all report
a cook time.
Mr.. Cyrus Terry and some OF
his Happy Hin friends went fish
ing last Tuesday night and from
all reports must OF had as good
luck as some Of the other boys
that go but catch nothing
Mrs. Elda Hartman is very III
with her hand this week,
So far May does not look very
promising 70 the corn that is
planted, but perhaps il does q
the wheat by freezing ont th'
green bugs. We hope so as ths
bugs are doing a great deal o.
damage.
CorNTWv r'nusIN.