Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-05
UST A FEW
POSSIBILITIES
OF HE COW

ming milk pail when the fancy struck
her has been admired by thousands.
But the possibilities of the COWS are
only beginning 10 be realized.
The study OF the influence Of Boz
vine Emotion on the lacteal luid and
It's products has opened up q vista Of
usefulness and versatility which prob
ably even the Cow herself never
dreamed OF.
Tho Cow editor Of the Chicago
American has been chiefly instrument
tai along his line to the knowlege
of the public.
From Norfolk. Virginia, comes the
glad news of the discovery of the in
nuence OF Peanuts on the Cow.
Since hundreds of persons all over
the country have gone into the busi-
ness of making peanut butter by
grinding the COOLERS, competition has
become so fierce that the original
manufacturers Of the sandwich prod
uct have beer at their Wits end TO
make ends meet.
MacFnrlane brothers of Old Point
Comfort are marketing "a new food
which IS becoming popular and which
promises 10 open up a new field of IN
dustry.
They are feeding peanuts 70 Hol-
stein COWS. and from the cream
gathered they are churning a superior
qualitS OF Peahhi puAtci.
Unfortunately. the first two patches
were spoiled by feeding the cows
green peanuts. which gave a raw taste
TO the butter. However. only the
choicest roasted peanuts arc now be-
ing used and the product is delicious.
This important addition to the scope
and utility of the GOV is equalled by
the intelligence that M from Lew
iston. Maine. OF milk punch given by
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ence of Jamaica rum. Why II IS neces-
sarily Jamaica brand is not stated.
But. anyhow. the Chicago paper has
secured the following size-up of the
startling situation in the good old
prohibition state Of cod fish and pine
trees.
It Is quite likely that the Rev. Or.
Silas c. Swallow OF Pennsylvania will
be called to this prohibition state to
aid IN the crusade now being waged
against u%nrighteous young men who
are feeding cows Jamaica rum and
selling the resultant milk punch, to
thirsty people.
so great has been the demand for
the milk from these besotted COWS
that the whole temperance movement
in the commonwealth is threatened
At B~iddleford, Aunt Susan Polk who
was wont to refresh herself while adj
dressing the w. G. T. T.. accidentally
got hold of a bottle OF this surcharged
milk and s~candalized the sisters by
her fervid appeals for more distiller-
les.
Three clergymen stopped at a dairy
counter and fingered 50 long drinking
the fluid that they had to be dragged
away by force. crying in a heart
broken way against interference with
personal rights.
Al a church festival the ice cream
made from alcoholic milk proved so
seductive for Miss Prudie Forbes,
the oldest soprano singer in Maine,
that she Rugged the pastor.
The vile stun Is rolling over Maine
in a flood. and unless something is
done soon the whole people win be
morally and physically saturated in
rum.
While this phase of the Cows ac-
tivity Is not altogether a subject for
congratulation, il is nevertheless fun
Of intense human interest. Fed on I'M
fermented grape juice or Guava-Phos
the Cow might yield a mild and deli
cious fluid which would revolution
ize the soda fountain industry. The
peach-fed beast should, with the APP
plication OF ice cold congresses, pro-
duce an excellent quality of peach ice
cream And the chances for furthc.
development along this line are unlim-
tied. Another phase OF the Cows pos
sibilities, however, is brought out in
a dispatch from Morgantown. West
Virginia. II throws an interesting
light on the direct effect of the emo
lions of the Cow on dairy products.
Cows In the vicinity OF ~Morgantown
were troubled by flies during the hot
spell last summer, and II made them
SO cross they gave nothing but sour
milk.
other cows that have o been fed
regularly by their Qwners felt SO Bit
terry about It that they have been
giving milk that tasted like gall.
sim other cows that have been
brutality beaten surprised the milk
maids by giving whipped cream.
But the most astonishing incident in
this country, in which everything is
affected by temperament, Is thu
vauched for fact that babies fed on
milk that came from cows which had
not had any rest are unable to sleep
and are giving THEN mothers much
trouble by keeping awaye all night
and making low moan like distressed
cattle.
This opens up an unlimited field for
speculation. That cows with the ague
would give milk shake is a s~elf-evident
fact. It does not require a wild flight
Of the imagination TO see a COW fed
on tin cans giving a fine quality Of
canned milk. That proper depression
of the cows spirits w0ala cause her
to- give condensed cream Is hardly 60
be doubted. But Il Is b~ewildering To
follow up the train Of speculation
opened by the Few surprising facts
that have lately come 20 light What
the Cows future will be u Is at this
psychological moment difficult TO
state.