Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-15
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Think of the Riis-throwing jokes
when Jacob gets married.
From government by Inspectors
Good Lord, deliver us."-The Alma
nae.
The lmpertinence Of those govern
ment special agents amounts almost to
rudeness.
Mr.. Bursum's lawyer has announced
what the findings Of Mr.. Bursum's
referee will be.
IT IL alleged that Champagne Char
lies other name Is Cocktail Fairbanks.
Pass the buttermilk.
49,
The event proved that it was the
decentralization instead Of the Sim
plihcation Of spelling.
~
Mars. it is said, is flirting with Us.
Mars evidently hasn't learned how
the masber is treated.
War with Japan, saws Congressman
Lilley, * "unthinkable.'' Perhaps
But 1t Is FAR from untalkable.
s#s
Mr.. Bursum bought hair tonic out
.of the permanent Improvement fund
Which was certainly a good testim m
ial for the dope.
The laps are smoking the peace
pipe. 1t Is a different brand of hop
from that used by tho Warlike news
paper correspondent who tried to start
a fight.
II Is understood that since the ar
rival Of HE special agents the Honor
"a hIa TTpffnl Gfqfgu affRruag has hgan
buster than ever attending to his
private affairs.
sas
The convicts' earnings under tn
Butsum regime in the best month,
were not half of those in an average
month under Trelford. But we must
have Humanity"
No credence is given the story that
a n, T.. A., delegate left $3.50 in AL
bathroom in "A Los Angeles apartment
house. No school teacher was ever
known to have nat much on hand.
Captain j. u. Ryan Of Louisville,
Ky. became a grandfather every sixty
minutes for three hours the other day.
How "a Kentucky nan could ~ be-
come so ardent a Rooseveltian is a
mystery.
IlNUdhiN lldl Vudll W tlHl IN w
which was bought OUT of the Per
manent Improvement Fund was for
use on tEc scalp of the p~enitentiary
boss after the scalplng knife had been
in action.
Outside Of drawing his salary, the
secretary induces immigration to New
Mexico principally by looking pleasant.
Evening Instrument.
This Is Just a trille more han Max
or Willard is doing
sEs
Mr.. Andrews. by hockey. between
looking after the pensions al Washing
ton, looking after the Enterprise bank
trial at Pittsburg. the Coyotes at homo
and the land fraud Investigation in
santa Zee. might be called a. man of
varied interests.
1t might be well To call the atten-
ton of the special agents to the
record Of Mr., Max Frost, register OF
the santa Fc land office, in the years
1SS4-1SS6, or theroabauts. The Al
every assistance in, " power in this
matter.
- A. Macpherson's chief business
with the bureau Is TO entertain the
members when they come To Albu-
with tally-ho parties.-The
Evening Instrument.
Anything that looks Ike running an
opposition to the Band Wagon makes
the Plundcrbund Wild,
sNs
Mr.. Stafford found II necessary to
"a new dummy ledger as he could
reconcile the accounts involved
with a similar book which had been
prepared by r. NJ. Mcmahon, the So
called expert accountant sent from
Colorado Springs 90 audit the accounts
of the pcnitcntiaty under Mr.. Bur
sums superintcndcncy.-Thc Almanac.
II Is understood. it f4tt mat there (
are a number of thiuRs that Mr.. SAT
couldn't reconcile with the vim
dlcation."