The Washington herald., 1907-02-09

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stage. why not go on and also get rid o!
the negro minstrel who does a monologue
in a suit of starched pajamas and the
old-time colonel who says sab" every
time he opens his mouth. Nothing like
unto these last two was ever seen OF
heard tell Of in the South.
The ice trust complains that the ice is
too thick Something like the trusts
hide.
You can send letter to New Zealand
for cents, but who, besides Mr.. Roose-
welt, Mr.. Carnegie, and Mr.. Brander
Matthews, wants TO send any of our let
tiers TO New Zealand?
a company is being organized In New
York 10 insure bank accounts. If it pro
poses to insure them against overdrafts
the concern ought to do a land-ofice
business.
No, it wasn't a Brownsville soldier, but
one A. Caesar, who called upon the people
for applause because he felt that he was
to be a god.
AS to the forthcoming war with Japan,
Senator Cullom, chairman of the Senate
Committee on Foreign Relations. says
"BOshH' Sull, ne may not claim to know
as much about il as some of the pen-and-
ink warriors
The japanese Ambassador says war is
unthinkable" But then he probably isn't
so happily equipped in the matter OF a
think tank as is Capt, Hobson,
A Massachusetts, young woman spent
$64 I'm long distance telephone tolls in or
der to jilt her sweetheart. If he is as
wise as he ought to be, he viii not take
that mo- as final
And now Hall Game denies that he was
in Jamaica al the time OF the earthquake.
thus shattering the most promising theory
as 10 its cause
Some men think they are running the
universe" says the Los Angeles Times.
Those California papers viii probably
never forgive the President
If Mr.. Roosevelts picture is to hang in
the peace palace at The Hague, we GER
tainly think Mr. FOraker's and Mr.. Till
mans ought 10 hang there also; that is,
if il is peace, perfect peace, We are seek
ing to symbolic.
The Springfield Republican refers to him
as Beverage, of Maryland Well,
what's the use Of fame. anyhow?
OF course, the yellows that pointed out
the theory of the Thaw defense weeks
ago have been indicated by its Tevela-
ton. This Is necessarily true. because
they predicted every possible theory
known n law.
When Mr.. Roosevelt goes bear hunting
IN the polar regions, who knows but he
may decide to discover the pole.
The Houston Post says that less than
two cases OF champagne have been sold
in Texas since the legislature met That
stuff isn't even respected as a chaser in
Texas.
Alas and alack. our friend the Kaiser
failed TO carry his home precinct. This
appears 10 be the one fly in the ointment.
Naphtha and gasoline have both been
e'A sAtAA''A e. NFiht 81 @e'tib4l ANtB sNA hfltf0
whose S22,o0O, 000 IS going 20 the General
Educational Board
Nan Patterson is gaining some pretty
fine indirect advertising out OF the Thaw
trial by not reporting it FOR one Of the
sCTCdmCTs
The German Emperor's favorite game IS
''skat,' and his favorte chopping block
the Socialists.
Ex-Governor Cox. One" is an edi-
torial paragraph in the Chattanooga
Times. The great majority of the Ten
nessee papers seem inclined 10 write il,
Ex-Governor Cox. %
Tt is gross insolence for people TO rail
at the vested interests of the country. as
some of them do. says Chancellor Day.
Perhaps not exactly that. but il certainly
looks foolish, so far as results are con
CeTned.
Everything is now ready for the actual
work OF constructing the canal says
AIr. Oliver. viii the oldest inhabitaut
kindly step 10 the front and inform US
II that phrase has been preserved through
out the ages IN all of its original purity?