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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

A poet In the American Magazine
sings: II want to go home.'' After
reading the rest of the poem. we feel
warranted in saying that this makes it
unanimous.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
An Editors Luck.

We are glad that we have not been hang
ing around Richmond the past month or
two, for who knows but that some of
those counterfeit 500 notes would have been
passed us By the bunco steerers who have
been In that city lately,--Clifton Forge Re-
view tH3-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
Military Storage-Roon

room has been fitted up In tho basement
of the State Library Building, In the Capitol
Square, for the storage OF military supplies.
This room and the supplies stored therein
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Mr.. George Bernard Shaw might justi-
fiaby feel that the continuance of "Sa-
lone" would constitute aN SANDER upon
his own Mrs. Warren.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
Mrs. Snither III.

Mrs r. s. Smithcr. who has been making
her HON ewith her son. Mr.. r. NJ Smither,
of No. 101 West Twelfth Street, Manchester,
is critically i'll at the Retreat for the Sick.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Some of the yirsinians registered at
Empor i Colonel & e. Vaus sshwaI Tr
franklin: Professor Willis A. jenkins
Newport News; W. G. Mathews, Clifton
Forge
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

kansas Is advertising the fact that she
has n goose seventy-one years old. New
York's policy is to say as little as pos
slble about Mr.. Depew.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

business Office ..........s1s u, Main street.
washington Bureau ....,5oi 18th ST., NJ w.
Manchester Bureau ........1io2 Hull Street.
Petersburg Bureau ......io N. Sycamore st.
Lynohburg Bureau ............216 Eighth st.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

While the Canal is far from finished,
clever Mr. Shonts has found 1t possible
to sail on it straight to lower berth
with Belmont.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
MERELY JOKING.
A eetter Match

A Better Match.
How much alImony does your husband
| pay your
Ten dollars
Mine pays me s25. / always told you
"a marry better than you."--st. Louis Post
Dispatch
Tho Girl Friends.
Dear. you. know Jack was Just crazy
to marry me-" remarked the now bride.
Yes. That's what everybody Thinks
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Then They Separated.
She-Here. we've been married Just one
month. and now you no longer love me.
He-But. my dear
She-Dont try to explain. I'm not blind.
You made q mistake-you ought to have
married some silly, stupid woman.
He--But, dearest. I've done my best.-Tit-
Bits.
Precautionary.
Den.ist--rve nlled all of your teeth that
have cavities sir!''
,Mahoney--wel thin fill tn 'rist of thin,
too--thin whin tn cayities come, they'll be
already filled, b'gobs.-Puck.
The At.Large Feature Appealed 20 Him.
Coakley-I understand Crooks Is anxious
to be a Congresman- at-large.
Coakley You mean cx-Congressman
Crooks? Why. he's In the penitcntiary SER
wing sentence.
coakiey-Exactly- Philadelphia Press.
sIue.PencIlIng the "For."
Your constituents must realize that you
are working for them
YES" answered Senator Sorghum but
that am emitting tho Observation-Disclosures
ington Star
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

There is little or no foundation in fact
for the report that the Bellamy Storers
are financing the Roosevelt Third Term
League.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Virginians registered Mt the Rich
mond last night were Waller r. Sta
pies, Roanoke: j. w Bell. Abingdon;
George I. Hart. Roanoke; Samuel b.
Woods. University of Virginia.: Gooch
Vaughan. Roanoke; w. L. Seldom,
Portsmouth.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Great Britain's mistake was in not
originally assigning Swettenham to Van
Demons Land.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

BY MAIL. One SIX Three One
POSTAGE PAID. Year Mos. Mos, Mo.
Daily. with Sunday. $500 saoo s1.5o .s5
Daily without sunday.s4.oo 200 100 .a5
Sunday edition only. 400 Loo so .a5
Weekly "wednesday. LOO 80 .2s -.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Entered. January 81. 1903, ut Richmond.
va., as seeotd-claaa matter. under act OF
Congress Of lMarch 3. 1879.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Perchance those 1888 new indictments
leave Mr., Rockefeller small stomach for
mince-pie,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

The men from Cooks could doubtless
make a killing on n little tour for Ear-
riman and Rockefeller directors exclu-
siyely.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Doubtless Mr.. Oliver understands that
it isn't going to be any George w.
Chlds'- play at that
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Nobody understands SO we'll as Rus
sian that no news Is good news.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Hon. Guggenheim declares that his sem
atorship is "a high Office No doubt the
bills are still coming in.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

E. A. Pace. of Hot Springs, Va, is
stopping at the Jefferson.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
COMMENT OF VIRGINIA EDITORS.

Heroic Treatment.
If DIR. Foster won't leave the hospital at
Williamsburg. put strait-jaclset on him
and keep him there.-Orange Observer
Lees Fame.
We congratulate The Times Dispatch on
It's Sunday Issue. which might be appro-
priately called the Lee Issue. May we never
see the time when Virglnlans cease to honor
and revere the name OF this great and
good man. Time and the natural fairness
of the whole people are fast giving our
Southern heroes their proper place In his
tory.-Radford Advance.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
n,s 0iu,ey aaAlhs Dispatrh

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

BY TlmesDlspatoh Carrier Delivery Ser
vice In Richmond tnnd suburbs>. Manches-
tor and Petersburg
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Still! the crisp, bright weather should
assist a large proportion of the popula-
ton to lose its grip.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Winter resents the imputation that h
is dead 'un.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Daily. with sunday. .......ii cents $3.50
Daily, without sunday......1o cents $50
Sunday only ...,......... cents s,so
yearly subscriptions payable in advnnco.)
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
Europes' Best Infantryn1en,

THERE'S snow place like home.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Wonder If Alfred Jones Is any relation
to DaYy?
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

carrying on nSaT-rebelnon Tor the Fer
sian throne, has attempted suicide
Possibly he perceived that he was ii
imminent danger of landing 1t.
A college president advises class o
girls as follows; Don't be content II
settle down; be dangerous woman
This college apparently aspires to be ;
sort of carrienation factory.
Among the bidders for the Panama
Canal contract was not Poultney Bige
low. the specifications calling for NOR,
substantial tools than the perfect-run
ming fountain pen.
A poet in the American Magazine
sings: II want to go home.'' Ate
reading the rest of the poem. we fee
warranted in saying that this makes /
unanimous.
Yet it is only fair to say that whel
Arkansas sent Hon. Jeffries Davis to tn
United States Senate. she may have
meant it as a subtle rebuke.
We will maintain through everythin,
that Swettenham and Tillman, as
vaudeville combination, would draw tn
!, S. r. O.. sign anywhere.
Mr.. George Bernard Shaw might justi
fably feel that the continuance of "Sa
lone" would constitute aN SANDER upol
his own Mrs. Warren.
Kansas Is advertising the fact that sh
has n goose seventy-one years old. New
York's policy is to say as little as pos
sble about Mr. Depew.
While the Canal is far from finished
clever Mr.. Shonts has found 1t possibl
to sail on it straight to a lower bert
with Belmont
| There is little or no foundation in fac
| for the report that the Bellamy Storer
are financing the Roosevelt Third Tern
League.
The men from Cooks could doubles
mako killing on n little tour for TIar
rman and Rockefeller directors exclu
| sively.
Hon. Guggenheim declares that his sen
atorship is "a high office" No doubt tn
bills are still coming In
|
assist large proportion of the popula
ton to lose its grip.
--------------
Doubtless Mr. Oliver understands tina
1t isn't going to be any George W
Childs- play at that.
Great Britain's mistake was in nc
originally assigning Swettenham to va
Demons Land.
Perchance those 1888 new indictment
leave Mr. Rockefeller small stomach 70
mince-pie.
Nobody understands SO we'll as Rus
sian that no news Is good news.
Winter resents the imputation that h
is dead 'un.
/ Wonder If Alfred Jones Is any relatio
to Davy?
| srherss snow place like home
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Senator Joseph p. Sadler, of Fowha-
tan county, spent yesterday in Rich
mond looking after some private al
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Dear. you know Jack was Just crazy
to marry me-" remarked the now bride.
Yes. That's what everybody thinks
Milwaukee Sentinel.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29
Other Academy Shows.

me usual matinee and night performs
ances VIII be given during the week.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-29

Mr. George W. Pillow. formerly of
this city. but now resident of Ham
let. n. c., is In Richmond visiting old
friends. Mr.. Pillow was chairman Of
the Legislative committee of the Bro
therhood OF Locomotive Engineers dur
ing the fierce gubernatorial fight In
1901 and made the famous report on
the employers liability bill, which bore
such an important part In the struggle.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

rent and living on jaw bone" with
a prospective sale their only asset will
have to take hike. Goldfeld will then
be plain, ordinary mining camp of the
Cripple Creek, Deadwood and Butte
class. The boomers will give attention
to other fields. but Just where the next
boom will strike is a matter on which
many of the best informed mining men
differ. The opinion having the strong
est support gives Idaho the next boom,
but the exact locality for the excite
ment is not agreed upon. The Occur d.
Alene region is expected to go its last
years record little better, while it
appears to be unanimous opinion that
the coming summer holds in store for
central Idaho better times in the min
ing industry than the districts have
seen since the placer days. Let the
boom come if it will. Idaho will be
able to show as valuable rock and as
much of it as the Goldfield camps have
shown, and there will be abundance of
good water, plenty of timber for fuel
and mining purposes, good sanitation
and no poisonous insects or reptiles.
When Idaho county gets its start all
other mining booms will be too small to
think about.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

being an IDIOT in taking care Of himself.
You have seen him wear \ fur cap on
his head while his shoes let in the snow
and water. He wears an overcoat on
his back and nothing but thin shirt
over his chest: He is mighty scared
about freezing his fingers while his
throat is exposed to billiards. and he is
often ailing, or thinks he is. It's herb
tea, root tonic, Peters pills, Paurs pine
tar cordial, or plasters or cures, until
the balance wheel IN the machine comes
to standstiil. Nature wants to keep
going but she can't. He drinks whiskey,
and that clogs the valves; he drinks
beer, and that clogs the wheels; he
pours down lemonade, ginger ale,
buttermilk, ice water, tea, coffee, and
what not, and then wonders why the
fires under the boilers do not BURN. If
you should take an OK and put him
through a like performance he'd be
dead in year. The simplest and plain
est laws of health are outraged every
hour of the day by the average man.
Did Adam smoke? Did Eve wear cor
sets? Did Solomon chew tobacco? Did
Ruth chew gum? Did the children of
Israel make for the beer garden after
crossing the Red sea? Did Rebecca
eat gum drops and ice cream and call
for soda water? Adam was the first
man and was made perfect from head
to heel. How long would he remain so
after eating mince pie before going
to bed? Suppose he slept in room
SKI with the windows down, the door
shut and two dogs under the bed. Sup
pose Eve had laced herself up in a
corset, put on tight shoes, sat up all
hours of the night eating her fill Of
trash and sizzled her hair. When you
come to look at the way man misbe-
HAYES you can only wonder he ever lived
to get here.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

The Bonners Ferry Herald says it is
in receipt of birth card from Editor
James H. Wallis of the Rexburg Stand
ard, announcing that on March % there
was born to Mr.. and Mrs. Wallis their
fifteenth child, and it is learned from
the card that the little one had been
christened ''Thelma." Down in south
Idaho they tell good story on Editor
Wallis. 1t seems that after the 18th
was born Mrs. Wallis intimated that
the cradle in which the numerous flock
had been reared was growing worn and
that it would be wise to replace it with
new one. 1t is related that Mr..
Wallis drew a $40 bill from his pocket
and handed it to his better half with
the remark, "Here, dearie, take this
and go buy good, strong one-one that
will last awhile.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

The invincible Patrick Henry
Leach, miner from the Orogrande
district, who is sojourning in Elk
City, is establishing an enviable
reputation as a handy man in
mounting horns from animals
that are found in this region.
Several specimens of his handi-
work adorn the Office walls at the
Elk hotel and a number of sales
have been made to private part
les. But Pat struck a snag in
mounting a pair of moose horns,
and he has interviewed all of his
friends and consulted all the
natural histories in the camp in
an effort to determine whether
the shovels should point up or
down.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

There is considerable of difference
in the way President Roosevelt and
Speaker Cannon answer their critics,
but credit is in favor of the president.
An Iowa Judge charged Cannon with
accepting bribe at the time the rail-
way bill was being considered in the
national house of representatives.
When Cannon was questioned by con-
stituent, he remarked that if after his
long years in public life he be COM
PEELED to answer to ''hoodlum," he
would retire at once. That probably
relieved "Uncle Joe,' but added moth
ing to the information of the person
who was seeking knowledge.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20
NOTICE OF FORFEITURE.
Fix Citv- Idaho. March 25- 1907.

ELK City, Idaho, March 70, 1871.
To R. Hambley, his successors, heirs
or assigns:
You and each of you are hereby noti-
fled that have expended the sum of
($5O0) five hundred dollars on Republic,
Republic No. l, Japan, Lou Dillon and
Lou Dillon No. quartz mining claims,
situated in Warren mining district,
Idaho county, state of Idaho, said ex-
penditure being under the provisions of
section 1924 revised statutes of the
United States, and for the year 1906.
And if within ninety days from the
publication of this notice you fail or re-
fuse to contribute your share ($250) of
such expenditure as co-owners, your
interests in said claims will become the
property of the undersigned under the
provisions of section 1924.
S. WINCHESTER.
First publication, March 80, 1907
Last publication, June 20, 1907.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

Secretary Wilson tells the public
there can be no danger of a financial de-
preston resulting from the gambling in
Wall street. But the secretary says
nothing about what cannot be done by
that one per cent of our population who
own more than sixty per cent of the
nations wealth.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

A woman poet has sued her husband
for divorce because he persisted in clip
ping unfavorable notices of her work
and placing them where she could not
help but see them. The Wallace Times
thinks the instance bears out the old
saying that the way of the reformer is
hard.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

Since the controversy between Roose-
welt and Hartman it has not been
noticed that anyone has remarked,
"When thieves fall out, honest men
have chance" There is thunder in
that that the Boise Unionist has over
looked.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20
1DAHo's BOOM is ABOUT DUE.

IDAHO'S BOOM rs ABOUT DUE.
Goldfeld, Nevada, with all its wealth,
appears to lose its charm in a very
short time to nearly all people after
they have endured the hardships and
been exposed to disease that is the po-
ton of everyone who takes the Gold
field route to acquire riches. The me-
tropolis of the southern gold field is de-
scribed as an alkali waste as barren as
the Sahara desert, where fuel is hard
to get, and good water, when procur-
able, demands so high price that it
puts Standard Oil to shame. Nature is
not all to blame for Goldfield's being
the most undesirable place to live. The
get-rich-quick mania has added its
share, and if one is to believe the news
paper accounts from the place Goldfeld
is veritable carnival of hell where all
escaped convicts, sand-baggers, rene
gades and sharks are plying their voca-
tions and bleeding the man of means
who goes there to buy property for the
purpose of engaging in legitimate min
ing
AS sample Of the changed opinion
of Goldfeld, read what two Moscow
wealth-seekers tell the Journal after 4
stay of IS days:
'Tn Goldfeld money is the cheapest
thing to be had, and if it were not for
the dreadful disease of black-heart
pneumonia, six months would be suffici-
ent time to gain wealth for the man
who is willing to stick it out. During
the second day at Goldfield l was taken
i'll with the disease, and in two days
found it necessary to leave the country
In the early morning the mineral dust
rises and person who is forced to con-
tinually breathe it will soon be stricken
with the disease. Money seems to be
of little object in Goldfeld, and one
must spend a small fortune to live in
the city for month. | know of people
who spend So, 900 a month for rent, and
this figure is in no way exaggerated.
lidQ 4ditC a iOiiS tcih WIN vi al
Robbins and he informed me that he
would be back to Moscow about the
18th of next month. He accepted a
position as shift boss in one of the large
mines near Goldfeld, but worked only
eight days and was then compelled to
abandon the work.
Nobody doubts the genuineness OF
Goldfeld's being a real mining camp
where high values exist, but there are
good reasons to believe that the boom
reached the high mark last summer anc
that conditions are now settling down
to what will in time become the norma
stage. Unsanitary conditions will dc
more to break the boom than will any
other agent. The least slump in the
sudden increase of population win cause
uneasiness among the wildcatters, the
real backbone of mining boom, an6
prices will take tumble. There viii
be no market left for holes in the
ground, and the fellows paying higf
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

A writer in a woman's magazine
wants to know why men wear suspend
ers, and an exchange devotes consider
able space to answering the question.
It's easier than that: Men wear sus-
penders to keep their pants up.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20
Mans humanity.

C. L. Wilson, editor of the Cherokee
(Oklahoma) Messenger, makes the fol-
lowing comment in recent issue of his
paper that, while couched in rather
grotesque language, is no less to the
point:
The average man comes very near
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20
WHEN MOTHER TOOK MY PANTS
AWAY.

aV "A
] sing of boyhood's happy days,
AS though they were all joy and cheer!
But that's trick that memory plays,
With all things that are really dear.
AS acrid fruit in ripening sweet,
smile to think of one sad day,
When I was led upstairs to bed,
And Mother took my pants away!
l heard the fellows strident call,
My lips in constraint trembled dumb;
Yea, from the top step in the hall,
l listened to my pleading chum.
With wrath and grief, in tears / heard
My traitor sister smartly say
"Oh, Dannie's been as mean as sin
An Mother looked his pants away"
The storm that beat upon my soul,
Passed over out of dreamland skies;
Then Mother came with bread and bowl,
And there were tears then in our eyes
In hers and mine-now mine alone,
AS l recall that twilight gray,
The attic low and long ago
When Mother took my pants away
ID. A. Ellsworth in Kansas City Star.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

Stock companies Incorporated.
If you have stocks or bonds for
sale, let me try to sell them for
you. George M.Kellogg, broker,
$40 Ellicott Sduare, Buffalo.
Elk City mining news. (Elk City, Idaho) 1903-1913, 1907-04-20

ISSUED EVERY SATURDAY BY
GEO. L. HAf1L TON. Publishes
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-10-10
INDIANS NOT STARVING
REPORTS STARTED BY PEOPLE
WHO CAN'T SEE HO..
THEY LIVE.

Tahlequah, |. T.. Oct. 9.-Reports
have been going over the country that
full-blood Indians are starving in their
homes in the hills and remote parts OF
the Cherokee and Creek nations.
This is not true. Indians coming
from all parts of the nation say that
there are no Indians going hungry.
These reports are started every fall
and winter. There are some Indians
who are very poor, but they eat when
they are hungry. II is folly to talk
about Indians starving In this coun-
try in these day when there is plenty
of corn and every Indian has n few
hogs that fatten on mast in the for
ests. Some white men who are un.
used to the ways of the Indians hap
pens to get into n full-blood settle
ment and because he does not see
how the Indians live. comes oue and
reports that they are in "A starving
condieion. NBesides Indians are a
most liberal people and whenever
one of their number has something to
eat, he is willing to divide 1t with any
who have nothing.