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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05
MAI. M. MoLECULE,
NAo. A'A' IA |iIi1S s1i~c,
VOCALIST
AND PARLoR ENTERTAINER
SMALLEST MAN ON EARTH
VOCALIST

.................. ..................
Young fellow" he said. carelessly
consulting his gold watch and yawn-
ing. Il was going with the girls while
you We're still wearing bibs. Hand
over thoS Gigs. if you please
The salesman with a voceless gasp.
FASTENED to comply. and Maj. Molecule
twerlins his cane leisurely strulled out
Of the establishment and mingled with
his fellow men in the ever moving
throng on the sidewalk.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05

Wanted - Everybody to know that
the AMERICAN DISPATCH MES.
sENGER co. DELIVERS Parcels and
Packages. -
Reliable messengers Furnished.
Prompt service, reasonable ratea Z
'Phones-New, 8o5; Old, So. 2
IF. CROSBY n
East State. Manages.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05

rooms furnished complete for light
by young couple, doing
office work Address Lock box los,
city
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05
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MISCELLANEOUS.

South Dakota Homesteads = We
can locate you on the best land in
South Dakota within three miles OF
best town on new Northwestern line
from Pierre to Rapid City. 100 acres
best Dakota land s125 per acre. Decided
land for sale Write quick. Elm
Springs Land Co, Wasta, S. D.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05

Shocking Reversal of Form.
Contemplative Boarder-" Heaven, We
are told, lies all about u.s."
Argumentive Boarder-"Yes, in our
infancy. AS we grow older we all do
a good deal of living about heaven
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05
FOR RENT.

For Rent-Septem' II LIST, furnished
room with bath privileges. Ill East
Main street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05

If you have any properties to sell.
trade or exchange, list them with mes
or If you want to buy, see me. George
D. Young. 107 East Main.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-08-05
Colorado Lands for Sale

In all sized tracts at from IS per acre
up Lands that will grow big crops
without irrigation. Wheat, rs to 50
blu; oats, 40 TO so blu; corn. 80 to 40 bn:l
and all kinds of grain and vegeta ton
In abundance. Come with me ard I
will show you this is true. Send for
list to IOWA LAND CO.. LiScoMR,
!oy<..
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
FEMININE INFLUENCE.
Nowhere Is ID More Felt and Less
Recognized Than In France,

Nowhere Is 1t More Felt and Less
recognized Than In France.
There Is still in every Frenchman q
great deal of the oriental way of look
ing at woman.
And the French wife knows 1t, but
she goes Oh helping her man." be she
duchess or midinette She will forgive
again and again; she will let him
squander her dot and will learn how
to do with fewer frocks (the delight
Of every Frenchwoman) in an ever
pitlful attempt to patch up the fortune
and happiness he has wrecked. II she
happen to be shopman's wife he
needs no bookkeeper or manager; she
will be there from morning till night,
the slave of the ledger careful of ev-
cry centme, while he too, often will
leave the heavier part of the business
In her capable hands and turn his at.
tentlon to a domino party at the near.
est cafe, If she be peasants wife
no one on the farm will slave harder
than She There Is scarcely any labor
which she will not undertake.
In every sphere woman is too often
the man of the house Nowhere is
feminine influence more active, more
felt and less recognized than In France,
and nowhere among the civilized ma
tions Is man more dependent on wom-
an, more attached to her and less re-
spectful. ul.--London Mail,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

Oregon truit Brings Reward.

On the basis of reports flnm county
inspectors the value OF Oregon's fruit
crop this year Is officially estimated
at "a, 375, l3 This figure, far in excess
OF any previous year, IL based on
amounts actually received by growers,
and represents an increase of So per
cent over the fruit crop valuation of
last yeaI.
To the high prices now paid for Or
egon fruit Is partly due the increase
In this years total, but the larger
acreage set out Ia orchards In re
sponse to eastern demand 10 also a fac
tor. The heavy paintings of the last
few years are beginning to bear, and
the further increase in the value OF
the crop will probably be very rapid
In the future.
According to the president OF the
state board of hl rtioulture, the sue
CESS with which Oregon growers are
meeting "within a short time will
IA ke fruit growing the greatest
source of wealth In the state. ~
The apple crop forms the largest
!tem in the list with total value of
81. .423, 900. Prunes paid Oregon grow
ers this year 81, 800, 625; pears, peach
os aud cherries all iu excess of $500,
oo0, aud straw berries over Sl00, 900.
Oregon pears this year have sold at
v hloesale in the east at ten cents a
piece, Hood Rirver apples as high as
s3. 70 box. At these prices, with
cheap land, good transportation and
u steady market, Oregon is attracting
fattlers and prospective fruit growers
from all sections of the country. -
Coos Bay Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
LETTING A FLAT.
The Agent Found There Were TIVE
Sides To the Oues4ian


Sides to the Question.
The agent of the building did moi
like the looks of the man who wanted
TO rent the second floor fat
eve require the payment of the
rental monthly in advance. of course" "
he said.
'"That WIFI be all right" answered
the man. 1.-The rooms suit me, and |
am willing to pay year in advance II
necessary"
"You don't object TO music perhapsf
There's piano on the first floor and q
harp and either on the third"
'No objection TO that I am fond Of
all kinds of music"
I'VE don't take renters who have
children, you know"
1--WE haven't any. My family con-
sists of my wife. myself and a grown
SON."
"Also we require the best of refer
ences."
Here they are"
The agent looked at them and hand.
ed them back
"They are all right. I'll have to let
you In. You are fortunate, Mr.. Spon-
doc. in getting the apartment at this
particular time. BY order of Mr..
Hunks I have had all the rooms thor
oughly"-
Does old Hunks own this buildingT
Certainly. As ! was saying
Great Scott! The only object have
In moving is to get out of one of old
Hunks apartment houses. I wouldn't
live here rent free. No, thanks; can
find my way out without any assist
ance. Morning. ir."-Chicago Tribune.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
THE STRAWBERRY.
1t Was First Cultivated by a Blind
King of Hungary.

N'HS W
Where Eperies, the picturesque Hun.
garian town, Is now surrounded by
beautiful gardens and fruited fields
there was at the time of King Bella ii.
nothing but thick wilderness. Once
this blind and unhappy sovereign was
travelling In his realm. 1t was hot,
sultry summer day, and while search
Ing for a shady spot In which to rest
he became lost. Deadly tired In con-
sequence of his long wandering, he
asked his attendants for a drink Of
water They seated him on the soft,
green grass In the cool shade of big
old trees, and then the cavaliers sep.
arated to hunt for refreshing spring.
Meanwhile the king wanted to find
out more about his resting place and
began to grope about him with his
hands Thus he discovered strawber-
rles growing all about him, says the
New York Herald. He ate them; so,
partly quenching his thirst. he waited
quietly for his gentlemen. After a
short time they returned, some with
empty cups, some with pearly spring
water.
The king then said to his attendants:
Have the trees cut down around this
place where my hands found the re-
freshng Strawberries. Here shall rise
a town whose name shall be Eperies
(stra wberry) in remembrance of this
day for all time"
AS the king commanded SO 1t was.
The wilderness was cleared, and in its
place Is town whose arms carry the
strawberry even today.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
speetf of Saunds

Judge David Terrence OF Derby,
Conn.," said a New Haven man, tut.
tered many an eplgram from the bench.
In case concerning a noise nuisance
scientist was once testifying before
him about the speed Of sound.
Sound said the man. travels at
the rate Of 400 yards second
"'All soundr asked Judge Terrence.
"'All,' replied the scientist.
'The judge smiled.
"Im sure you're wrong he said. 4
have noticed great difference be-
tween the speed of certain kinds of
sound. Thus, slander travels at the
rate of quite 1000 yards second; fiat
terry. 500 yards. while truth makes on
ly few feet second, and, slow as its
progress is, truth often fails to reach
the goal, no matter how short the dis
tance.' '"-1ndianapolis Star.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

Socially | found the Persian people
a great Improvement on the other orl-
entails Of the farther east whom had
met. They are Of happy disposition
and bright imagination, doubtless pro-
duced by the dry, clear air Of their
high table lands, which relieves from
dullness and depression. They enjoy
joke and laugh heartily, and they
are able to see that most things have
their amusing side. was struck with
much among all classes which s,o,red
that their manners and ways had been
favorably touched and turned by a
s~stening civilization of ancient date
General Gordon's "a Var. ID Life"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

You can't be well If you have a weak
unhealthy, tired out stomach Neithe
can you feel good il b, some little irregu.
larlty in eating you have caused the
stomach to get. out Of order. Thes
little stomach troubles are signes of in.
digestion, which may and very often
does turn into very bad case of dyspep.
sia. Don't allow this to go on a single
day without doing something to over.
come it. Take some good reliable and
safe digestant like KODOL for dyspep.
sia. KODOL is the best remedy known
today for heart burn, belching and al
troubles arising from disordered dgrs
tion. 1t is pleasant to take and afford
relief promptly. Sold by kcir 4 Cas-
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

Have you looked oven the new fall
line of clothing at Bragg & Co. =? The
prices are surely cheap for the quail
ty of goods.
The old Pennsylvania Dutch Dunkard
recommends "Ilickory Bark Couel,
Remedy" Guaranteed to cure Your
cough, and guaranteed to be pure.
Made from the bark of the shell bark or
white hickory tree. For sale by Chas.
n. Clarke and all dealers everywhere. =.
Do you want one Of the best l5.acre
farms in the valley, cheap? Ii so read
,,My Jericho farm ad" in another col
umn, 1t means business. a29.tf
The Postmaster of Gosconade, Mo,
Daniel A. Bugh, says of DeWitt's Kid
ney and Bladder Pills, ." am doing SO
well, and improving so fast in health,
that cannot say too much for your
Kidney and Bladder Pills. ! feel like
new man." DeWitt's Kidney and Blad-
der Pills are sold by Keir h Cass.
sBuy your dress goods from Bragg
Il Go. and you can get two dresses tor
the price OF one.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
A Methodist Minister Recommends
Chamberlain, COugh Rem edy.

We have used ChamIrcrlain's C-ugl
Remedy la our home fpr seven years,
and it has always pr we'd to be a reliable
remedy. We have l. und that il will do
more than the manufacturers claim for
it. 1t is especially gu fr Group and
whooping cough. REv. JAMES A. LEWIS,
Pastor Milaca, Mimi, NJ. f. Church.
Chamberlain Cough Remedy is sold
bv Keir A. Cass
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
A Good Linini mt.

When you need a good reliable lini-
ment try Chamberlain Pain Balm. 1t
has ~ ,ul erior for sprains and swell
in5s. piece OF flannel slightly
dampened with Pain Balm is supel ior
to plaster for lame back or pans in
the side or chest. 1t ,lso relieves rheu-
matte pains and niak,s sleep and rest
Icssible For sale by Keir 4 CIss.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

The Old zen, edies are the best. Hick.
ory Bark Cough Remedy has been in
use for over one hundred years by the
old Dutch Dunkards OF Pennsylvania
and is still in use by all the old familie,
OF Western Pennsylvania. Is absolutel,
pure: made from the bark of the witty
or shell bark hickory rec. The bark ie
shipped from the east, and manufacs
tnred in Salem, Oregon. For sale by
Chas. N. Clarke and all dealers.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
BE Charitable

to your horses as we'll a. to yourself.
You need not suffer fIom lains Of any
sort--your horses need not suffer
Try bottle of Billiards. 5 "w Linimeu;
1t cures all pains. ]. NJ. Rob. rts, Bakers
field, Mo. WI ties: al ha e used your
LinimeDt for ten years and find it the
best have ever used for man or beast. "
Sold by Chas. n. Clark.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

There is nothing better for stomach
troubles than KODOL, which contains
the same juices found in healthy
stomach. KODOL is offered on guar
anteed plan for the relief of heart burn,
tiatulence, sour stomach, belching of
gas, nausea, and all stomach troubles.
So at times when you don't feel Just
right, when you are drowsy after meals,
and your head aches or, when you have
no ambition, and you are cross and
irritable, take little KODOL. 1t di-
gests what you eat. 1t will make you
healthy. Sold by Keir & Cass,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
Girls Long Ride on Horseback.

Miss Ellen Garfield, her brother,
Lawrence Garfield, and will Gardnar,
all of Ukiah, passed through the city
Saturday afternoon on their way from
Ukiah to Hermiston on horseback.
The young woman expected to ride
the entire distance of about 100 miles
on horseback and was enjoying her
long trip very much -Pendletou East
Oregonan.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
No HaIIsst Needed.

A dear old lady. on reading that sew
eral aerolites weighing FIVE hundred
weight each had fallen In the Ghazlpur
district Of India, remarked that these
balloonlsts appeared to be astonishing.
ly heavy people.-Punch
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
tn tlla Paint

Little Fred-Uncle John, did you ever
hear the story about the good little boy
who had nice uncle? Uncle John
No Tell II to me. Little Fred-Well,
the nice uncle gave the good little boy
quarter That's all Exchange.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
New Rates on Mt. Hand Mail Line.

NeW Rates on Ht. ffoos Wall Line.
10 take effect Noy. /. 1907. Fare
from Mt. Hood postoffice to Hool
River, 81; from Hood River to Mt.
upod postotflce. sl.50; ia Oiell, viii
low Flat and way points at pro alta
rate. Freight handling from Novem-
Der ! to May ], 40c per 100 pounds
D. Freds nburg.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
A Eallow Eeelinn-

Il don't believe" said Mrs. Henry
Peck, that | would be afraid of a
man eating tiger"
II don't believe you'd need to, M'ria,"
responded Hen Peck. He'd recognize
q kindred irit."-Houston Post.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

Babies and chil'lrri need prompt 1T
tention which suffs i3- from coughs an /
colds. The best ,emrdy for mothers tr
nse is kennedv'S Laxative Cough Syrup.
1t tastes neatly a. gptd as maple suga :,
4 contains u opia'es, and it :is lax i
tive a1I IL yea the cold OUT of the
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

system by gently movin. Ih" i"..,ls.
Sid by Keir q Cas-.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

When a man is drifting with the
stream he is likely to think that the
stream has ceased to how.-New Ha-
Een Leader.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28
--7--a7---'7-------=
VIII Visit Hood River,

rhe university of Oregon Glee and
Mandolin clubs will make their an
nual tour through the Willamette val
ley and eastern Oregon just before
tha Christmas holidays. Professor Ir
wing M. Glen, who will accompany
them, says the clubs are the strong
est the university has ever sent out.
Thirty one men will be taken on the
trip. Their itinerary has been ar
Jagged as fol;ows:.
Albany, Dec. II; Salem, Dec. l3;
The Dalles, Dec. IA; LaGrande, Dec.
lG; Baker City, Dec. II; pendleton,
Dec, 1s; Heppner, Dec. 10; Hood
River, Dec. 20; Portland, Dec. 81.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

Notice Is hereby given that on the
Bird day of December, 1907, ut the CITY
hall in the city of Hood River, in the
county of Wasco. state of Oregon, an
election will DO held for city officers,
namely:
Three oourcilmen Ito serve two
years
One councilman ito serve ne year. }
One recorder,
One trerurer
Which ei,ot'on will be held at 8
O'Clock in tho morning, and will con.
tinue Crtil q in the aft rnoCn of said
day
Dated thi, 18th day CT November, 1907,
j, L Nickelsen, city recorder.
A. N, Rshm, &. p Crowel and
John Often, judges of election
W, Q. Gilmore and j. N. Culbelt-
son, clerks of election
All kinds of rubber foot wear at re-
duced prices at Bragg & Cos
Mothers with little children need no
longer fear or up, colds or whooping
cough. Bees Laxative Cough Sprup
tastes good 1t works off the cold
through the bowels, clears the head.
Guaranteed. Sold by Keir & Cass..
Chinook salmon at Mcclure Bros
every Friday.
1t comes put up in a eollapsible tube
with a nozzle, easy to apply to the sore.
ness and Inflammation, for any form OF
Piles; it soothes and heals, relieves the
pain, itching and burning. Man Zan
Pile Remedy, Price so cts. Guarantee.
Sold by kier & Cass..
At th' rni cf aoWe generations races
perish q" degenerate in towns. 1t Is
necessary to rtAnw them, and It Ia al.
ways the country which furnlahes this
renewal. -Rousseau.
1t is a well known fact that persons
ivirg in the Pine forests do not suffer
rom kidney diseases One dose OF
'ineules at night usually relieves back
lche. 30 days treatment, $l.00. Your
money refunded ii not satisfied. Sold |
" Keir 4 Cass
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-28

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
salve penetrates the pores-thoroughly
leansos-and is healing and soothing.
Good for piles. Sold by Keir d Cass.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1907-11-23
CONTEST NOTICE

Department of the Interior, United
States Land Office, Clayton, New Mexico.
October IS, 1907.
A sufficient contest affidavit having been
filed in this office by Tom Williamson,
contestant, against Homestead Entry No.
1000, made May II, o for Lots 3 and
4, So, nw4 Sec. !, Twp ION, range 36e, by
Ernest l.. Bell, conteAtee, in which il is
alleged under date of October IS, 1000.
that said Ernest L. Bell has wholly
abandoned said tract; that he has changed
his residence therefrom for more than six
months since making said entry; that said
tract is not settled upon and cultivated by
said party as required by law and that
said alleged absence from the said land
was not due to his employment in the
Army. Navy, or Marine Corps of the
United States as a private soldier. officer,
seaman or marine during the wal with
Spain or during any other war in which
the United States may be engaged, said
parties are hereby notified to appear, re-
spond, and offer evidence touching said
allegation at 10 O'Clock a. m. on Decem-
Der, 20. 1907, before Eugene T.. Hedge.
coke, u. 5. CT. Com. at his Office in En-
dee. n. M. land that final hearing will be
held at 10 o'clock a. m. on January z, 1905
before)F the Register and Receiver at the
United States Land Office in Clayton New
Mexico.
The said contestant having. in a proper
affidavit filed October IS, 1907 set forth
facts which show that after due diligence
personal service of this notice can not be
made, it is hereby ordered and directed
thai such notice be given by due and
proper publication. EDWARD w. Fox
Register.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-06
THE TRAINING OF OFFICERS.


A scheme for the training of naval
officers has been prepared at the
French ministry of marine and is to
be discussed soon by the supreme
council of the navy before submission
to the chambers. In his report to the
senate upon the Jena catastrophe, NJ.
Monis deplored the antagonism which
he found in the French navy, which
he said was highly detrimental to the
fleet and its discipline. Naval opin-
ion, he said, demanded the establish
ment of a new order of things, in which
executive officers in their specialties,
engineers, constructors and ordnance
officers should work together with a
common object. Until now they had
had an independent existence: their
promotion was not upon the same lines;
they lived apart, and their particu
larist tendencies were detrimental to
the public service. Recently the min
lister of marine addressed a memoran-
dun to the naval project at Brest, di-
recting his attention to the increasing
necessity of famiiiarizing naval cadets
with the use of mechanical tools and
the construction, maintenance and
working of steam and other machin-
cry. He said that the necessity of
competence in this matter was daily
growing greater, owing to the multi
plicity of mechanical appliances on
board ships of war. He wished to ex-
anime the possibility of creating at
Brest a school analogous to the United
States Naval college at Annapolis.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-06
THE CLAN GALLAGHER.

disappeared
He after Sehm g
brides Gallagher family, originating
Diego the hroe of boom, undertook control
its political appointments Gallagher, the
his jugp another district
paper
The Gallagher judge the district the police chief
from Office shot member the the cups
Diego city,
In Diego the Gaaghers called themselves Republicans
their raids political
of party
Republican president they similarly
is
bound them their
Diego
dirty work for that there
swelling
bowling and
chart until they struck the utng public
the of the Gaagh of
they joined.
to
Galghers
them of that family
exile which Honolulu bestowed of
But like the they
their support
diplne they first party machinery through
police and
but their objects
and teach in the voice of calamity, the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-12-06
CHAMBER Of COMMERCE
AND OCTOPUS FLEET

There was a meeting Of the trustees
Of the Chamber of Commerce yesterday
forenoon to give opportunity to Mr..
Johnson who represents the Octopus
submarines to present to the trustees
his reasons for wanting an approval Of
MS plans by the Chamber. There were
at the meeting James F. Morgan, L. T.
Peck, E. I. Spalding, F. ]. Lowrey, B.
F. Dillingham;, j. P. Cooke, and t.
Give Davies.
President Morgan doubted the ad-
visibility of complicating the Pearl
Harbor situation which was now an
effort to get congress to improve it, by
recommending a particular type of
submarine for defense.
Mr.. johnson said that in asking this
endorsement his company was asking
the aid of the Chamber to provide
defense of the Islands by a fleet of sub
marines of a type which had proved
efficient and successful in every way.
The matter was finally referred to
the committee on harbors and trans
portation. The committee held meet
ing a little later at which Mr.. Johnson
further presented his views, but no ac-
ton was taken.
A meeting of the directors of the
Merchants Association was called for
this afternoon to take up the same
matter, but no meeting was held as
quorum did not appear.