Amador ledger., 1907-10-25
GLOBE SIGHTS.

A one-sided fight never gets very
fierce.
Everybody seems to need somebody
to abuse.
Repartee often amount to this:
impudence.
1t is not manly for a woman to be
unwomanly.
A lucky man is man who saves
what he earns.
No mans credit is so good that the
cash is not better.
No man is as wretched as he imag-
ines himself to be.
1t is always temptation to mock
anyone you dislike.
No man has all the wisdom in the
world; everyone has some.
How ugly flower looks when it is
going to seed
No man likes to have the woman he
loves watch him eat.
A judgment could be gotten against
almost anyone of US for negligence.
You can't realize how little money
there is in S. bill until you break it.
There is mighty little piano play
ing that sounds good to the neigh
bors.
If you expect to get rich, you must
make money when times are dull
A man who has six or seven friends
in town of this size is doing we'll.
No woman ever admired man after
seeing him asleep with his mouth
open.
Because you don't hear of it, don't
imagine you are not being talked
about.
1t seldom pleases q man to be told
of the goodness or greatness of an
other.
Most bald men have beautiful curly
hair on their breast where it Is never
seen.
The devil is mighty mean, but he
Furnishes others if they do not behave
themselves.
We would as soon pass funeral
procession on the street as a woman
in mourning.
There never was an ugly man who
did not excuse himself by thinking he
was smart
A dog frequently worries cat, but
ha l.,
ries himself.
Because your neighbors say nothing
don't imagine that everything you do
pleases them.
When we are travelling, the nearer
we approach to a large town, the
smaller we feel.
81 never knew a man so mean that
| was not willing he should admire
me. "-Parson Irvine.
One of the first things man notices
in strange town is what funny names
the people have.
If man is treated we'll in small
town, he soon imagines he could do
better in larger place.
1t is a greater temptation to sell
beer at a dollar bottle than it is to
sell beer at ten cents a bottle.
The only thing we can recommend
is to endeavor to make an uninterest-
ing life Interesting as possible.
After man reaches seventy, living
must he good deal like waiting to
go to dentist to have tooth pulled.
A husbands and wife's opinions
differ so much when the subject of
little spending money is discussed.
The church will not hold all who
want to see a welding, but you bet
there are seats to spare at every fu
neral.
ga miss is as good as mile," said
the deer as it ran away. ga miss is
as bad as miIe,'' said the hunter as
be reloaded his gun. =
Mules are becoming so scarce and
high that finally the newspapers will
print an announcement of the fact
when mule colt is born.
When a red headed woman passes
along the street, and she hears people
say, "Where's the white horse" how
mad itimust make her.
Every time man gives picnic. his
pleasure is spoiled by the reflection
that he would have had better weather
hadahe held it last week.
If Hard Work manages to save a
hundred dollars, Lazy Envy will say
the amount was a thousand dollars,
aud that it must have been stolen.
| We are compelled to do great deal
of hard marching, but the victorious
soldier has an easier time of it than
the soldier smarting from defeat.
After all, most of US have pretty
contented dispositions, or else there
would be more unhappiness, consider
ing how often we see our own faces in
the glass.
When we remember that the world is
so full of real troubles, it is remark
able that people worry so much over
imaginary ones After you have pro-
vided fire in winter, do not go out
and hunt cold weather.
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In the Planting Season.