The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-11-21
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beard be had gr-sd assaY ~. Sc
b. has. bai hs's rsilfy-sd eypapftnf.
wAsi ssga Mr. clnhAeisA Al hoFnsf
A Ssscuss,os ~ tie servant gsrs cues.
isea VIII beg eiah' Ne. with her
Sri,
Mrs Benhasa ~ believe y@a are N
year seNssnd childhood. he ny lhird
"a, ia my secaB5 sben married
Ysa.
- see ygn'se goi masor ear !
don't sappese a's hard ~ run, Noi
sssSiy ~ bard AZ i T. 10 wAis That's
atsi makes nc sir~d
--t'efAldine I,id yca ssl ~ ior ny
hsndf Gerald Yea G.rAldine Weir
Gsrald lin glAd that yoar mother
didB'l conma blgamyi thai ALL
fsey ssy thai Iane bre~n u " H.
Aarlted. Yes Bat isn'i n. char.
rf mrmbsr ~ The Old Maids clnhf
iss, bat she never PAID any dues.
Gaiboy new sienegrApher i a ipe
eas. bat she'll never DO for him Why.
,sp'i she quick enoagh' Yes, bat her
hair il black. aud bis pife's IL yellow,
liesiii DO you believe that the
length Of hamaH life IL increasingly
Jewiii II must be. Ny wife. who was
tweniy eve when | married her ten
years ago, Is now twenty seven.
What's the matter with him any
sayi shi They're trying 10 keep u
qsiei H. gAslriiis. Why. that's not
contagious Why should sb' They
are afraid The gss company may send
10 bail against him.
n have always thought knew what
grinding poverty ~, said Ariup, but
never did until this morning What
happened this morninai asked Short.
caught my wife putting burned bread
cFnsts into the coffee mill
Mrs. Gsdsby latter her i've weeks
tnpl Its 10 good 10 be- back After
all. there's no place like home Mr..
0adsby who stayed al homei---l al
ways knew il, Mary. but il costs me
about $500 every year for you 10 find il
out
Il had friend, said the long suffer.
ing man finally, who used 10 talk aud
ials and talk - ! see what You mean.
interrupted the bore: I'm just like him.
ehi Not exactly He's dead.
Doesn't your wife lecture you
solnetimesf asked the relative. ies,
answered Mr.. Meekton, but | don't
mind. ! feel safer when she is at home
Iectnring me than when she is ont play
lag bridge whist
DO you consider domestic life Il
talluref Well. when kid keeps YOU
walking the floor all night trying to
stlfie IT. yeiis il eau hardly be looked
on Ms bowling success.
Ethel-ifhat sixteen year-old boy
asked me- 10 marry him. Edith H. Aud
you threw him Overt Ethel Yes; told
BAN u was against The law Ia catch
HOLSTERS SO young.
You have no sense. said the spoon.
You bold pretty girls hands without
squeezing.them. have more sense
than you have, replied the muff. You
touch her lips without kissing them.
Mrs. shopper Oh, John. | dream
ed last night that ! WAS in heaveni
shopper VIVA, was il likeG Mrs
Shopperlt was one immense depart
ineni store filled with bargains. Why.
they had goods marked AT ~ cents that
would cost dollar here.
They tell me, dear that your ia.
Tiers money is all tainted. DO you
hesitate 10 take IL, deorgef No, dear.
Bat doesn't Il seem under the circum-
stances as II be should try 10 make
amends for It's impuriiy by giving rs
twice as much.
Mr. Sparkles, ! am going 10 raise
your salary oh, Mr.. Sellserlot.
don't know how can express my graf.
,iude' assure YOU am too full for
utierance can only just rs soon
as YOU convince me by your attention
10 business that you deserve ii,
DO you favor universal languages
asked one philologist. No, answered
the other there ARE so many universal
languages that gwen il the idea we're
put into practice people couldni under
stand one another.
Rarely has double meaning turn.
Ell with more deadly effect upon an
innocent perpetrator than in an adver-
i,semeni lately appearing in western
newspaper lie wrote Wanted A
gentleman 10 undertake the sale Of a
patent medicine. The advertiser guar.
aniees II will be profitable 10 the nm
d.rtaker"
The Monk Afternoon, Mrs. Lion.
Are you taking little LEO 10 dancing
SCHOOL, The Lady Yes, Mr. Monk.
The Monk DO yon patronize Professor
bear or The Misses fawn' The Lady
Neither. Mr. monk prefer siguor
Gnu He teaches all the Gnu dances.
you know.
IowneI understand Bsicheiler no
longer believes 10 single blessedness.
Brown. Ub, yes, he does Tosne-
But he's going 10 bee narriei. Browne
Yes. but he says b. believes nov that
'singi. blessedness" means the bless
ednrss Of tao people made one
Little Harriet, aged two and half
years. had just made her debut al the
family breakfast table and heard her