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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

The Times concludes that the country
won't go entirely to the dogs, even If
Leavenworth's saloons are closed. 1t
even thinks that Leavenworth may
continue to prosper. although it has to
obey the law. Leavenworth will line
up for prohibition yet.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Americans on the Isle of Pines need
not be discouraged because the United
States supreme court has decided that
Cuba owns their island 1t is by no
means uncertain that this country will
not own Cuba some of these DAYS.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Since Senator Joe Bailey has been re-
moved from the list of possibilities.
Senator Culberson, also of Texas. has a
boom for the Democratic nomination
for president, but it isn't making much
Roadway at Lincoln, Neb.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Friends of Mr.. Hartman say he will
relinquish the presidency of the Union
Pacific. but until an official announce
ment to that effect is received from
the inner office of the Hartman suite,
no one else need figure on getting the
foh
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Harry Thawss has discharged most of
his old lawyers and will hire a new
bunch. If the case hangs on long
enough the legal profession ought to
become pretty we'll provided for.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

If the nations do not accept Mr.. Car
negfe's peace ideas, he is rich enough
to build a navy and hire a few armies
to force them to it.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
AN EXCEPTION

People hate successful man,
says Hartman. o, not always. There's
Roosevelt, for Observation-Disclosures
Sentinel.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

H H. Tucker can console himself
with the thought that he hasn't been
indicted as much as his enemy, John D.
Rockefeller, at any rate.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

]. ]. Hill is said to have walked the
floor for entire nights in solving finan-
ciaI difficulties. Lesser men than I'm
Gle Jim have done the same thing and
still their financial difficulties have
gong unSolVed.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Still. being the mother OF EvelyI
probably wasn't such an easy Job al
&C might have been.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

It appears that Manchuria wasn't en-
tirely devastated by the Russo-Japanese
war. Hardin claims to have had a 3d.
900 fire recently
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Perhaps Colonel Bryan will act on
the suggestion of John Temple Graves
and nominate Colonel Roosevelt for
the presidency If John Temple can
persuade Colonel Roosevelt to perform
the same service for Colonel Bryan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Now that the Thaw trial is off the
boards. the stage awaits the next
drama
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19


what make de colonel look 50
lonesome after he done swear off 2"
He missed his calculations. De bar
rel wuz mo- than half full wen de
New Year crope up on himH'-Atlanta
I'VE are apt to put the dollar before
the MANI remarked the Wise Guy.
the satisfaction of knowing that 1t
won't stay there long" murmured the
Simple Mug-Philadelphia Record.
Miss Wise-Of course, Goldie Rox-
ley knew the count was worthless
when she accepted him, but he proved
to be just twice as worthless as she
thought him: MISS Ascum--Why. how
she fas going to get him for million,
but he cost her two millions.-Phila-
delphia Press.
"who was that fool you bowed to?"
my husband" "Oh-I-er-humbly
apologize-I-'' Never mind, I'm not
angry. But what keen observer you
are!'-Cleveland Leader.
"You seem blue. old man" Eyes;
I'm out of work and don't know what
to do" Why not start an employment
agency ?"-Louisville Courier-Journal-
On a Liner.-Boro-Does not the
motion of the ship make you sick,
Miss Bonds? mo. but the converse
ton 1 hear on board does. Trans
lated for Transatlantic Tales from
"Simplicissimus.'
did your discomfort result from
eating too much preserved fruit2"
mo. felt all right until accidental
ly read the confessions on the labels"
Washington Star.
She-Do you think Miss Backnum-
Der is trying to draw him out? He
No; 1 think she is trying to persuade
him to double up.-Cincinnati Com
merciaI Tribune.
my dear wife. I am ruined" 20,
Carlo, how terrible! But could you
not have waited to announce it until
the dressmaker had given me my
dress ?'-Il Motto per Ridere.
DR.. FIorridder-I had a great many
more patients last year than 1 have
gone to? Mrs. Oldun-well, all we
can do. doctor, is to hope for the best.
Life.
neo pHpi travel i HSc n !" so" no show that
they have wheels, I suppose, my boy"
-Yonkers Statesman.
Booze (swinging the bottle)-Come
here, old man, and have a drink before
we're too drunk to take any more
Translated for Transatlantic Tales
from Simplicissimus.
"The doctor said he would put me
on my feet again in two weeks"
''Well, didn't he do it?''
"He did, indeed. 1 had to sell my
auto to pay his bill.''-Smith's Weekly.
''Mr links wants some repairs. Says
the house has been settling
Cant have 'em. He hasn't
Washington Herald.
Nurse (singing lullaby to infant)-r
Once there was a crown of gold
Rosenstein (anxious father)-He'll
never go to sleep If you sing to him
ANYTHING about money.-Meggend
Rlatted.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

A Kansas editor quotes Solomon al
saying. "All men are lars" but i
was really Solonon's papa who said it
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Summer did not last long and winter
came early this spring.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
NEBRASKA APPLAUDED.

The Nebraska legislature over
whelmingly Republican, has fulfilled
all campaign pledges of the party
platform. Won't Tom Richardson
circulate some immigration literature
among Nebraska Legislators? We
need 'em.-Portland Oregonian.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

However, the peace conference is not
liable to greatly increase the produc-
ton OF olive branches in the immediate
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

outbreak of Thaw plays on the stage.
This will exceed the limit.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Foraker says he is not involved in
any anti-Roosevelt- conspiracy. Per
haps he calls it an anti-Taft conspir-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

When you uproot the dandelions. don't
forget to put something else in their
rs4h~o
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
KANSAS COMMENT
oyERDOING IT

60 OVERRIDING 1T.
governor aoch advised Willie Sell to
~ Sos1IVe the sabbath and then told him
ne nag better go to Nortonvi1le and
drug store. Hoch places Sell in a town
1 where they have two Sundays a week.
Ine seventh Day Baptists have the
tdrgest church in the state there and
eney observe the Sabbath from Friday
evening at shutdown for "a hours there
after. The other denominations OBJ
serve the regular. Sunday. Further
more, FortonviIle is the only town in
e1s STATE Wnere man can not buy a
drink for love or money. There are
Two drug stores and the nearest they
Keep is wood acknowledgements th
Times.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
ODELL,S TROIIRLE.

Ex-Governor OdelPs fntimation that
President Roosevelt is suffering from
brain storms" indicates that Odell
hasn't yet recovered from the case of
exaggerated ego'' with which has
been afflicted for period of years.
Hutchinson News.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
roo LONG no FIND THEM2

1t will be some time before the list
of Philadelphia's righteous men can
be published 1t will take so long to
catalogue delphia In
quirer.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
wORTH ANOTHER PRIZE

If peace cam be arranged this sum-
mer between the public and the rail-
ways, it will be a greater achievement
than the treaty between Russia and
Japan.-Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
HUMOR OF TIE DHY

at thought you told me that man
was a nitrate king "Wen?" Hes
only a cabman.'' Same thing
Baltimore American.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

what make de colonel look SO
lonesome after he done swear off ?''
He missed his calculations. De bar
rel wuz mo- than half full wen de
New Year crope up on him!'-Atlanta
Constitution.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
COMPARATIVE.

Happiness in this world does not COM
s1st in receiving blessings and good
things 1t seems, but in receiving some
thing little better than you have
right to expect. A Kansas City woman
laughed joyously and thanked the bear
er of the good news this week, when
she received her sentence to life i'm
prisonment in the penitentiary. She
had been under sentence of DEATH
Jewell Republican.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
One Point of View.

Bart Kennedy, the English novelist
and sociologist, in the course of a bitter
attack on the senate, said in Washing
ton:
1.-THE senate is true to the American
people. Oh, yes, very true to them.
Verv true indeed. Whenever I think
about how true the senate is to the
people, the case of Mary Miles comes
into my mind. Mary's husband was
a soldier A soldier out in India fight
ing for his king. And one day friend
said to Mary:
Mary. are your thoughts always
true to Charlie away out there fighting
the hill tribes?'
Yes, indeed, they are Mary an
swered. Whenever man kisses me,
shut my eyes and try to think it's
Charlie"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

"You seem blue. old man." yes;
I'm out of work and don't know what
to do Why not start an employment
agency ?''-Louisville Courier-Journal-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

I'VE are apt to put the dollar before
the man?" remarked the Wise Guy.
well, in these grabbing days we have
the satisfaction of knowing that 1t
won't stay there long" murmured the
Simple Mug.-Philadelphia Record.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
The Plaxwright,s Dream.

At a dinner in New York David
Belasco dissected with delicate and
cruel wit certain playwright. This
playwright is, successful; he produces
half a dozen. pieces every year; but 1t is
admitted on all sides that he owes all
his best ideas to pIaywrights who have
preceded him.
"One night" said Mr.. Belasco, at the
conclusion of his comments, "the play
wright had dream. And In his dream
it seemed to him that he heard noise
downstairs. Rising softly, he took a
lighted candle and descended.
1.-The drawing room was empty, the
library was empty but in the dining
room the playwright saw a figure in a
black mask bending over the silver
chest.
"'Ahar cried the playwright, steal
ing?
No. said the other, calmly. No
Not stealing. Only adapting.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Miss Wise-Of course, Goldie Rox-
ley knew the count was worthless
when she accepted him, but he proved
to be just twice as worthless as she
thought him. MISS Ascum-Why, how
was that? Miss Wise-She thought
she fas going to get him for million.
but he cost her two millions.-Phila-
delphia Press.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

On a Liner.-Boro-Does not the
motion of the ship make you sick,
Miss Bonds? mo. but the conversa-
ton 1 hear on board does."-Trans-
lated for Transatlantic Tales from
'SimpliciSSimuS."
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

"Who was that fool you bowed to?"
my husband" "Oh-I-er-humbly
apologize-I-'' Never mind. I'm not
angry. But what a keen observer you
are!"-Cleveland Leader.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

did your discomfort result from
eating too much preserved fruit?'
mo. I felt all right until accidental
ly read the confessions on the labels"
Washington Star.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

She-Do you think Miss Backnum-
Der is trying to draw him out? He
No; I think she is trying to persuade
him to double up.-Cincinnati Com
merciaI Tribune.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

my dear wife. am ruined" 30,
Carlo, how terrible! But could you
not have waited to announce it until
the dressmaker had given me my
dress ?''-Il Motto per Ridere.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
SOME OuEsTTONs

Where will Kansas line up i'm the
presidential race? Tom Kelly is the
strongest leader in the state and a
great friend of J. R. Burton. Will Bur
ton induce his friends to plan a cam
palgn which will result in Kansas send
ing an anti-RooseyeIt delegation to the
next national convention? E. H. Harri-
man, the Union Pacific president, greed
to deliver Kansas to Hanna in 1904. He
would have. worked through Kelly and
Kansas politics. 1t is generally admit
ted that Kansas endorses the Roosevelt
ideas and favors Taft for Roosevelt's
successor. But will the politicians send
an anti-Taft delegation to the conven-
tion?-Atchison Globe.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19
TURNED TO THE WALL

Because ex-senator John M. Thurs
ton, of Nebraska, made an anti-Roose-
welt speech before the Young Mems Re-
publican club in Philadelphia, the Fon-
telle club of Omaha, the leading Repub-
ncan club of Nebraska, turned Mr..
Thurston's picture to the wall Monday
amid the Kisses and groans of the mem
bers. The presidents name was cheered
and applauded at the same time. The
picture of ex-senator Thurston has
hung on the walls of the club for many
y RS. When it was reversed Monday
clipping of the Philadelphia speech
was pasted across the back--El Dorado
Republican. f
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-04-19

Dr. Florridder-I had great many
more patients last year than I have
this I wonder where they have all
gone to? Mrs. O1dun-Well. all we
can do, doctor, is to hope for the best.
Life
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
NEARLY $4,000 REWARD.
The Country Wide Seach Being Made
for Little Horace Marvin-His
Description.

Rivaling in interest the Charlie
Ross and the Cudahy kidnapping
cases. is the now famous kidnapping
of Horace Marvin, jr., the four yeaI
old child of DR.. Horace Marvin, of
Dover Delaware, regarding which
case dispatches from time to time
have appeared in the Daily Sentinel.
The aggregate reward offered for the
recovery of this child is $4,000.
In the search for the boy the gov
ernor of Delaware. the United States
senators and several other people of
prominence have Joined. A delega-
tion has called on President Roose-
welt to invoke the aid of the federal
government to assist the state auth
critics in the apprehension Of the kid
nappers of the child.
A letter was received by the father
of the boy stating that the boy had
been kidnapped by the Velvet Hand"
and that If $4,000 were left in con
venient place the boy would be re-
turned Efforts were made to trap
the lddnappers but they proved fail
ures.
Circulars containing the picture and
description of the child have been
sent to all police departments in the
country His description follows;
Height. three feet; weight. forty
pounds; age. years and 10 months;
hair. very fair, light in growth,
straight, brushed down over fore
head, ragged in front where he had
cut 1t himself with scissors; eyes.
light blue, large and wide open as in
baby stare; this feature is prominent;
slight scar over one eyebrow per-
ceptible but not prominent; teeth,
regular, small, short and very white;
face, round and complexion ruddy;
clothing, wears 4-year-old size Buster
/ Brown suit brown in color; over this
n pair of blue overalls and over all a
/ blue overcoat with double row of
large brass buttons. knit red cap with
Roman band and tassel of many col
ors. leather button shoes; while in
hotel at Dover he cut end of first
finger on right hand in cigar cutter
cut is healed but nail is cut square
off: to trim would necessitate cutting
into the quick.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
HAS KILLED MANY BILLS.

The Utah general assembly which
adjourned yesterday is notable chief
ly for the bills which 1t killed They
include railroad commission bill, a
bill for the consolidation of the State
university and the Agricultural col
lege. a bill to give Salt Lake City the
Galveston form of government and n
bill to create a fire and police com
mission under appointment of the
governor for Salt Lake City.
The most important bills passed
were those giving smelters the right
Of eminent domain and authorizing
a corporation tax. and bill author
izng railroads to own mines so that
It became simply codification of the
railway legislation OF the state.
a Legislative investigation OF the
state land board demonstrated that
the clerk OF the land board had given
out information which enabled his
clients to anticipate filings by out
side persons and he was dismlssc1
The senate undertook an inyestiga-
tion Of the coal shortage in the state
and the responsibility of the rail-
roads therefor. but the investigation
was not completed and was be-
qucathed to the next assembly
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
ONLY ONE TICKET AT PALIsADE.

The voters of Palisade will have
only one ticket to vote for at the COM
ing municipal election. Politics
seems to be cutting no figure in the
conduct of the affairs of the thriving
little peach city. At a meeting Of
citizens held recently the present
town officials were renomiuated, with
G. L. Seroggins again for mayor. The
following platform was adopted:
We. the Citizens Party in conven-
tion assembled hereby indorse the
present city administration and be-
lieve for the best interests of the cit
liens OF Palisade to pledge our sup
port to the reelection of the Citizens
ticket by placing in office the same
mayor and present aldermen. for the
purpose of carrying out the pledges
made to the people one year ago for
the completion of the entire mountain
water system, and we further prom
Use II the Citizens ticket is elected to
office that we will endeavor to do
our best for the best interests of the
citizens of Palisade.
The ticket is as follows:
For Mayor. George Z. Scroggins;
Trustees for one year-C. Bower,
Fred Hotties; Trustees for two years
-. c Wilson. John d. Secor. John
d. Reeder.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
Saved Her Sons Life.

The happiest mother IN the little
town of Ava, Mo. is Mrs. S. Rupee.
She writes: "one year ago my son
was down with such serious lung
trouble that our physician was unable
to help him; when, by our druggists
advice l began giving him DR.. Kings
New Discovery. and soon noticed i'm
proyement. l kept this treatment up
for few weeks when he was perfect
since at carpenter work. DIR. Kings
New Discovery saved his life" Guar.
anteed best cough and cold cure by
C. d. Smith & Co., druggists. SOC
and Sl.0O. Trial bottle free.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
No. 3. DON'T COMPLAIN.

If your chest pains and you are un-
able to sleep because of n cough.
Buy a bottle of Ballard's horehound
Syrup and you won't have any cough.
Get a bottle now and that cough Will
not last long. A cure for all pul
monary diseases. Mrs. j. Calves
ton, Texas, writes: 81 can't say
enough for Ballard's Horehound
Syrup. The relief 1t has given me is
all that is necessary for me to say"
For sale by c. d. Smith & Co.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
TWO NEW FRUIT STATIONS.

The railroad company has already
located two new fruit shipping sta
tions between Grand Junction and
Palisade. according to the Palisade
Tribune. One is to be located near
II. H. Wingers' orchard and the other
halfway between Clifton and Grand
Junction. The management of the
Grand Junction Fruit Growers AS
ISOLATION has been instrumental in
procuring these new switches and
will erect a shipping station at each
point. This will make three shipping
points between Pallsade and Grand
Junction. a distance OF about 12
miles.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
LISTEN


and remember the next time you suf-
fer from pain-caused by cramp wea-
ther-when your head nearly bursts
from neuralgia-try Ballard's Snow
Liniment. 1t will cure you. A prom
inent business man of Hampstead,
Texas, writes: 81 have used your
liniment. Previous to useing it
was great sufferer from Rheu-
matism and Neuralgia. l am pleased
to say that now | am free from these
complaints. am sure | owe this to
your liniment."
For sale by c. d. Smith & Co.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
letter, Salt Rlieum and Eczema.

These are diseases for which Cham
berlain's Sale is especially valuable.
It quickly allays the itching and
smarting and soon effects cure.
Price. 20 cents. For sale by c. d.
Smith & Co., Stores at Grand juno
ton, Fruita and Palisade.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25

Last week ]. l.. Oliver sold to II.
II. Bancroft an acre and one-half of
land near Palisade for $4,000.
Only falr-sized audience was at
the Park opera house Saturday night
to witness the performance Of Lin
coin J Carter's The Fast Mail" The
performance measured up to about
the average production OF these SEN
sational melodramas.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
Rheumatic Pains Relieved.

b. f. Crocker, ESQ., now Si years
Of age, and Tor twenty years Justice
Of the Peace Mt Martinburg. Iowa.
says: 81 am terribly afflicted with
sciatic rheumatism in my left arm and
right hip. l have used three bottles
Of Chamberlain Pain Balm and It
did mo lots of good" For sale by
C. d. Smith a Co. Stores at Grand
Junction Fruit1 and Palisade.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25

Rev. b. C. Horton. Sulphur Springs
Texas. writes, July 18th. 1909: 81
have used in my family Billiards.
Snow Liniment and Horehound Syrup
and they have proved certainly sat
isfactory. The liniment is the best
we have ever used for headache and
pains. The cough syrup has been our
doctor for the last eight years"
For sale by c. d. Smith & Co.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
Attend the sale at The G. V. stor

Attend the sale at the G. V. store
In spite of the fact that criminal
cases were on trial in the Mesa Coun-
ty district court for the past three
weeks only two convictions with pen
itentiary sentences attached. were
made. Neither Of these defendants
will be taken to the state prison at
once. If at ALL as each has secured a
stay of sentence until their cases can
be taken up to the Supreme court
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
Worked Like a Charm

Mr.. d. n. Walker, editor of that
spicy journal. the Enterprise. Louisa,
Va, says: 81 ran n nail in my foot
last week and at once applied Buck
lens Arnica Salve. No inflammation
followed; the salve simply healed
the wound" Heals every sore, burn
and skin disease Guaranteed at c.
d. Smith & Co.'S druggists. 25c.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25

The cotract for the machinery for
a modern and large capacity ice plant
to be erected at Palisade, has been
let and work Will begin on the plant
in a short time
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25

More wind has prevailed in the val
ley during the past three days than
during the whole of many months
past.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25

The city election is only one week
from tomorrow. April End, and all
over the city the interest is remark
ably small.
No. THE BEST DOCTOR.
The daily sentinel., 1907-03-25
CAMERON'S
ATTRACTIVE,

tlways picked for purity tobac-
co conscientiously made by skill
ed workmen, it's no surprise that
our cigars have stood every reason
able test for many years, as old,
experienced smokers will aver on
being questioned.