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MUSTERED OUT.

DUNN.-At Milford, Neb, Sept. II,
1906 d. d. Dunn, aged 20. Comrade
Dunn served in Co c, 18th Wis.
SUTH Morristown, n.
J., April %, Matthias X. Sutherland
Comrade Sutherland served in Co. {,
11th H., and was the first one to en-
list from his County. He was left for
dead on the field after the battle of
Vicksburg and taken prisoner. but eX-
changed at once. lie is survived by a
widow
PEKINS-At Granville, N Y, April
81, Robert Pekins. aged 73. Comrade
Pekins served in Co. X, 10th \. Y. Cav,
and was a member of Horace E. How
ard Post, Department of n. Y. which
took charge of the funeral services.
HEATH.-At Granville, n. Y, April
10, George F. Heath. aged 81. Com
rade Heath served in Co. d, 125th n. Y.
SWEARINGEN.-At Kensington, o.,
April 25, G.. T. Swearingcn, aged IS.
Comrade Swearingen served as Orderly
Sergeant in Co. c. 145d Ohio. He
leaves a widow and one daughter.
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HOSSELTON-At his home, near
Perkins, Okla, Feb. &c, Jacob Hossel-
ton, aged "a Comrade Hosselton serv-
ed in Co. G., 4Tth I'll. He leaves a
widow and two sons.
ORNER.-Near Perkins, Okla, April
90. w. H. r. Orner, aged 66. COmrade
Orner served in Co. c, 33d Ind, until
the close of the war. He is survived
by a widow and two children.
OMSTOTT.-At Park City. Mont,
Jan. Z, James Omstott, aged S4. Com
rade Omstott served as First Lieutenant
of Co. E, 137th Ill He is survived by
a widow and three children.
YOUNG.-At Deerfield Center, y. H.,
March %, Isaiah G. Young, aged Sc.
Comrade Young served in Co. B. 1lth
n. H.
KILGORE.-At Monmouth, ILL.,, April
s. DR.. j. C. Kilgore, of blood poisoning.
Comrade Kilgore served in Co. G, 10th
Ohio.
TRUMAN-At his home in Eleva.
Wis. Feb. 19, John Truman, aged 13.
Comrade Truman served nearly three
years in Co. c, 30th Wis. He is sur
vived by a widow and two children.
DOYLE.-At Rocksprings State Hos
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Eeui nIial Services.

The Memorial services held by the
survivors of The 72d Pa. in Philadelphia,
Pa, May &c, in the Association Hall,
were most touching and impressive.
Sixteen members had passed away dur
ing the year. which fact was pathetical-
ly revealed by the solemn feature of the
roll call. Here" would come in answer
as the list was called, then a break, and
some comrade would rise and in trem-
bling words announce the fact that
another veteran had gone home. When
the excellent quartet sang The Vacant
Chair the audience listened as If SPELL
bound, and every eye filled with tears.
4 fine address was delivered by Robert
Grier commemorative of the deeds OF
the men in whose memory the service
vas held. The T2d Pa. We're the fam
Gus Philadelphia Fire Zouaves. who
gained distinction thruout the war by
their gallantry.
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Lizabeth A. Turner,

Colony Post, IA. Department of Geor.
gia, G. A. r., Fitzgerald. Ga, at its
regular weekly meeting. May IS, passed
resolutions expressing it's high regard
for Lizabeth A. Turner as the soldiers
friend. its appreciation for her arduous
iabors and willing sacrifices in the in
terest of the boys in blue, its sympathy
for her stricken family and friends, and
also resolved that as mark of respect
to her memory the charter of the Post
be hung beside the charter of the W.
r. G. garlanded with a wreath of flow
ers. As Colony Post was associated with
LiZabeth A. Turner in providing for the
raising of the Stars and Stripes at An
dersonville Prison Park, it feels more
than common interest in her noble
life, and more than a common sorrow
in her death.
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Convention Department of Kansas, La
dies G.. 4. Il.

The 21st Convention of the Depart
nent of Kansas, Ladies of the G.. A. r..
met at Topeka, Kan., May I, when the
following officers We're elected: Presi-
dent Nellie Rhodes Mcmillan, Leaven-
worth. Kan; Treasurer, Loretta De
Ross, Wichita, Kan; Secretary, Hattie
l.. Williams, Holton, Kan. At the sug-
gestion of National Patriotic Instructor
Della r. Henry it was decided to pre-
sent each convention city with a life
sized portrait of Lincoln. Department
President Mcmillan, on assuming the
Presidency. was given beautiful full
jeweled watch set with diamonds the
gift of Circles and individual admirers.
1t was decided to hold the next Con-
vention at Kansas City. Kan.
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In Homer of Mhitiier.

The Whittier Home Association, of
Amesbury, Mass, is collecting money to
erect statue of the poet in Amesbury.
where he lived for over so years. 1t Is
desired to raise $4,000 for this pur-
pose s5,400 being already contributed,
and it is hoped that the full amount
may be secured by Dec. II, 1907. the
date of the Tooth anniversary of the
poets birth. All lovers of Whittier are
asked to assist in this undertaking, and
to send r',eir contributions to the
Treasurer, Miss Emma G.. Woolfenden,
81 Market St. Amesbury. Mass.
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An Earnest Protest.

Chickasaw Post, Department of In
dian Territory. Ardmore. L. t. at a
meeting held June l. passed resolutions
protesting against the use of rebel flags
on the occasion of public school exhibi-
tions. and asked that those in authority
hereafter allow only the Stars
and Stripes with the usual school colors
to be used. On Sabbath Memorial Day,
at the exercises of the public school
held in the Robinson Opera House. thu
place was decorated with one United
States flag and 80 rebel flags
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Reunion of the nd Ohio.

The 23d Ohio will hold its 39th An
nual Reunion at Euclid Beach Park.
Cleveland, o., on Wednesday, Aug. %,
1907. The "Old Log Cabin has been
secured for the day. The business meet
ing will be held at o'clock D. m.
Present officers of the Association are:
President, Capt. John S. Ellen. Will
loushby. o.; one Vfipe president from
each company: Recording Secretary,
chas. y. Willard, Cleveland. o.; Core
spending Secretary, BrIij Killam CIeve-
land. o.; Treasurer, alt L. Chamberlain
Cleveland, o.; Colon. Pearer, James
Hayr. Cleveland, OIL Gen r. p. Ken
nedy will attend and deliver the oration.
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Reunion 40thrInd.

Regular Reunion and meeting of 49th
IND. viii be held at English. Ind. on
Friday. Aug. l6, at / p. m. sharp dur
ing the regular Annual Reunion of the
old soldiers of Crawford County. Every
survivor is urged to be present, as most
interesting and important action is to
he taken on several very weighty sub
Jects involving the life of the Associa-
tlon. BY order of James a. Gardner,
president; Jacob SNYDER. Secretary and
Treasurer, Cannelton, Ind.
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The Old Long Bridge

Has disappeared. The men who cross
ed it carrying knapsack and musket 40
odd years ago may well ask for a cane
from its old timber. Let the Vets. adopt
this cane as a marching emblem.
Special rates for G. A. r. Posts. Be
ready for the Saratoga Encampment.
THE o. L. B. CANE CO.,
Washington, D. G.
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Eeunion of ,ueoL4tb In.

Comrades of thai 7Ath Ill. and the
families of deceased comrades are in
vited to the 10th Reunion of the regi-
ment, to be held in ,R6Pkford, Sept (
1907. Headquarters wi.b be at Memoria!
Hall. John w. Boatso,i. p. III. Talbot
L. +. Butler, Hosmer1 Ps' Holland, Com
miltcc. Rockford. uhD i
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Rcunion of tn. s,., o,,,

The 3Sth Annual Reunion and picnic
of the 41st Ohio will be held in the
Lee. House. Euclid Beach Park, Cleve-
land, o., Thursday. Aug. 10. w. Il.
S;nellie, Secretary. 732 Caxton Building,
Cleveland, o.
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McCUMBER Law BLANK APPLICA.
TIONS.

For the convenience of those who
wish blank forms of application under
the act Of Feb. s. 1907 (McCumber
Service Pension law), The National
Tribune has printed such blanks We
will furnish these blanks at the follow
ing price:
Single blank .........., .0S
Three blanks 10
One dozen blanks. ks.......,.. 40
One hundred blanks. 200
Address The National Tribune, Wash.
tngton. D. G.
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ADDRESSES WANTED.
CUSTER'S COMMAND.

Attention: Henry C. Beeman, of
Canandaigua, n. Y, desires the address
of every soldier who served under Gen.
Custer during the war, as he intends to
hold Reunion of that command at
Canandaigua. N Y, on Aug. Il and g.
1907 All regiments and brigade organ
iZations are earnestly requested to for
ward their muster rolls to him at once
1t Is also requested that every soldier of
that command interest himself and fur
nish all information possible. as this
viii undoubtedly be the last time we will
ever meet
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Comrades who love to read thrilling
war stories and live over the days of
81 to 65 should get copy of 1.-THE
Blue and the Gray sold by w b.
Jones Co, Silver Greek, y. Y. See their
advertisement in classified columns.
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sent only by G. l. HOOP Eu,-iIool's SarslpA.
riiia.-Lowei Mass. on receipt OF this advt and u
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PATENTS

PATENTS
ADVERTISED FREE
in this paper FOR clients Consultation in all bus
iness before the Patent Once Contngen. fees
Ga send for FREE ILLUSTRATED HANDBOOK.
MILO B. STEVENS & co. Attys,
Established 1861
500 Fourteenth St. WASHINGTON DC
Branches At Chicago. Cleveland. Detroit.
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"ANTED--Names land addresses of
surviving members of Co b, l9lst
Rest New York Vols. Address late
:neinber, Charles Fuhrman, 214 Barrow
street, Jersey City, n. J.
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w rades who remember Thomas II
Pierce. late of the 1st III. Cav. and the
9ith Ill Vol. Inf: also anyone who knew
him at Bloomington. Ill. before his en-
listment He recently died at Boise,
Idaho hospital. and his widow is irwin q
for a pension. Address Mrs. Anna NJ
Pierce, Juliaetta Idaho
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VNANTED-Th following information
w My father, Isaac Morrow, was a
member Of Co. g or C. 122d Pa; he
brought home from fredericksburg an
engra wing which gives the name of VIM
Dietrich. 80 Filbert St. New York. This
man was apparently AN officer in a New
York regiment. i would like TO learn
If this man was killed or wounded. or
what became OF him. Charles w. Nor
row. Sunman. Ind
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Classified Advertisements.
HON ESTEADS.

WANTED IF 1I,c,1,no MoMssTMaP IS 1isd before ARs
SOLDIERS 'san 5nns isS 81 ist; acres, for mii 1Gli
HOMESTEADS gx.M gas i r%r for
the additional right. The right descends as follows:
Soldier, Widow, Minors Adult heirs. Address
coMRADE W. Z. MOSES, DENVER, COLO.
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UYANTED-The address of nv sister
w Elizabeth Quif'ley: II living. John
T. Middleton. r. r. !. Gladwin, Mich
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w Ease who enlisted in " co, I" 'tililIn ~ in,ih =,
n. y. Vols. at Arkwright. Chautnuonn
Co, n. Y. August, 1859. or anyone wba
dress OF anyone who knew him on Davis
Island. New York City. Address Eliza
beth Case. his widow, Coudersport. POT
ter Co.. Pa.
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WANTED: SOLDIERS ADDITION
AL, HOMESTEAD RIGHTS.

Every honorably-Iischarged Civil War soldier who
served at least 20 days and who hometeaded less than
160 acres of public land prior June =" s1i can sell
additional right, or IL dead, his widow heirs can
SELL We buy such rights
Address witt. stamp: Tydlngs Bros, MOberiy. Mo-
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AGENTS WANTED.
PATENTS.

DATENTS FOR SALE-Bumper for Sash Fas.
l. tener Alfred ii. An,tey, Chester Pa
Time controlling MectaIiism j. Henry Hermance
Box 3sj, Hot springs, ARK.
E1 1-Protect your ideas. n55-Advlce free
MILO T. STEVENS e CO., Estab 1864
s99 18th st, Washington. ID. G.
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OBLIGATIONS.

The Blu E Trne T story r OF Of Camp II
Life Daring Deeds, Foo;-sore Marches Batte Scenes
Picket Charges, etc. DIFFERS from Other War
Books NOT taken from War Records. NOT filed
with Dry Statistics. But Intensely Interesting and
Readable 4l6 pages. Size sxl0 inches. $50 Superb
Photo Illustrations Artistic Cloth Binding. Mailed
for ONLY Sl.s5- Address
W. b. JONES CO.. Silver Creek. n. Y.
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g pecial ia II ESTowN EXPOSITION number offs
y board Magazine. handsomely illustrated contain
Ing detailed description of the various features of the
Exposition, as well many interesting articles de-
voted to the agricultural and industrial development
of the South and the territory reached by the SEA
OARD AIR LINE RAILWAY will be sent with
out cost upon request TO General Industrial Agent,
Sea aboard Air Line Railway, Dept. as, Portsmouth,
Va
EoR SALE-COPY OF TTrgiaia Gu-ette and
II Petersburg In,eUigencsr, printed May 81, 17s7,
with its history. Apply TO Mrs Edwin Dunn, us
Bathurst st. London, Ontario, Canada
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w ANTED-The address of any sailor
Nv, Or 0ihcer who was on board the
I. >. > Weehawken from March. 1854
10 10 Ansest 1868; Address Capt. +. j
Nood. soldiers Home, S. A. Los Angeles
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"ANTED-Philip TRULY. Orange Cal.
w wants the regiment and company
in which his father served during the
civil war. His fathers name was Corne-
Illus Truby, member of an Illinois regi-
ment, Old Twentieth Army Corps, and
at Washington
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UvANTED-By Joseph r. Tucker.
w Sawtelie. Cal. the addresses OF
surviving members of Co. p. 1st Ore Cav.
Vols.
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VyyANTED-Thc address of John and
w James Ellis, who enlisted in an
Illinois Cavalry regiment and came 10
New Orleans. They both got commits sion
in the 4th L. S. Cav, c, d, a, Col. J. IL
Alexander commanding. l.. c. Bangs,
Second Lieutenant, Co ]. 4th L. S Cav
651 Crescent Ave. Rumford Falls, Me.
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Do not neglect the daily BATH Slip
into fresh dry clothing after it. If
fauch overheated wait until you have
cooled off little before getting into
the water If a Geld bath is too severe,
run the water hot and then allow it to
ESQ! gradually by letting the cold water
faucet run while bathing,
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FARMS FOR SALE.

A DTC BARGAIN IN MARYLAND-244
~ DlST acres OF good land. with about 81 $50
worth OF timber: miles from railroad station and
less than 20 miles frUm Washington D. G. Price Sl2
per acre. address ;. II. LEWIS,
Glenn Dale, Maryland.
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Remember that It is highly injurious
to drink iced water when overheated.
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Line of Duty-Origin-Insan
logical Sequence.

The claimant became insane while in
service within a few months after en-
listment and was discharged on sur
geon's certificate of disability. He al
legged that his insanity resulted from
sunstroke There is no evidence that
he suffered from sunstroke or heat pros
tration while in service.
1t is held that the claimants insanity
was not incident to his military service
in the line of duty. but was evidently
due to causes operating prior to his en-
listment. (51. 3-9-07.)
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COMRADES, COME To KANSAS IF YOU
- want good location. Improved and unimprov-
ed lands cheap. have been here IS years and know
ali the land In the County. Address Theo. Courtney
Agent, Banner, Trego Co., Kan
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always recommended. Sometimes 1t
works. sometimes it doesn't. One must
take most medicines on faith. Some
will cure certain things in certain peo-
pie very quickly, and will have no eff
feet whatever on other people. There
is one general rule to follow for con-
stipation-the bowels should be relieved
once a day, at least, or backache, head
ache, salIow skin and an hundred kim
dred ills will follow. Use a douche if
medicine fails. Do not let the condition
cOntinua
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Wis. l.. A. He was member of Har-
rison Post, G. A r.. Department of
Washington and Alaska.
MOOREHEAD.-At Sioux City, Iowa,
March 80. Andrew J. Moorchead. Com
rade Moorehead served in Co. II, S4th
H., and was one of those soldiers who
was always ready for duty. He is sur
vived by a widow.
McGUIRE.-At his home in Home
stead, Pa, April 10, James F. Mcclure,
Sergeant in Co. l., 102d Pa, faithfully
and well.
COWAN-At Ellwood City. Pa. April
"a, VIM. HARRISON Cowan. aged 68. Com
rade Cowan served as Corporal of Co.
II, 102d Pa. for three years. He re-
enlisted in December, 1863, as vet
eran in the same company and regiment.
being promoted to ComInissary Ser
geant. He took an active part in %
battles and was wounded at Malvern
Hill while Color Sergeant. Andrew Y.
Austin Post. G. A. r.. of which he was
He is survived by four children.
TOWLE.-At Greenfield, y. II, May
2s, VIM. Fl Towlc. aged 10. Comrade
Towle served in Co. +, 1st \. II. II. A.,
an dwas member Of Harvey Holt Post
G. A. r.. of South Lyndeboro, n. H.
He is survived by a brother.
George +. Clark. aged IA Comrade
Clark served in Co. X. LIST r. |. Cav.
and fought thr uthe war in this IA
nous regiment.
GENTRY.-At Stotts City, Mo, May
Gentry served three years in Co. l., Sth
Mo. Cav, and l.. survived by a widow
and several children.
McLAUGHLIN.-Nea St. AlbaEs, w
Va, May IA, Noah Mclaughlin, aged
so. Comrade Mclaughlin served in Co
+. 7th w. Va. Cav.
STIFFLER.-At his home i'm Jack
son, o. June IA. 1906, Joseph Stiff
fer. aged So. Comrade Stifiier served
three years in Co. X, 91st Ohio. and
has been the standard bearer of the
local G.. \. II. Post in all its parades for
several years. He leaves a widow and
three children.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-05-14

was always in great demand. His
speeches were witty and full of the re-
markable personality which endeared
him so greatly to all classes of people
in Honolulu. He was generous to a
fault and popular with all, on account
of this and other qualities which be-
came quickly known to those who met
him.
Judge Gear was for many years a
member of the Masonic order and held
the thirty-second degree. He was a
member of the Scottish Rite and also
of the Mystic Shrine. He also was a
charter member of the local lodge of
Elks and member Of the Knights of
Pythias. Judge Gear left the follow
ing relatives to mourn his loss: His
widow, Mrs. George D. Gear, of this
city; two brothers, A. v. Gear of this
city and Louis Gear of Oakland; his
sister, Mrs. Emily Spencer of Gran
vile, Ohio, and his father and mother,
Mr.. and Mrs. H. L. Gear of San Fran
cisco.
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JUDGE GEARS FUNERAL
TUESDAY AFTERNOON

The funeral Of Judge Gear will take
place Tuesday afternoon, at o'clock,
from the Masonic Temple. Services
will also be held at the Nuuanu cem-
etery, after which the remains will be
incinerated. Last night a watch was
held over the body of their deceased
lodge-member by delegations from the
Masons. Knights of Pythias and the
Elks. This will also be done tonight.
The friends of the late jur!st who
desire to view the remains may do so
after o'clock this afternoon at the
undertaking parlors of II. II. Williams
on Fort street.
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MARINE NOTES.

The steamer Helene arrived from
Kauai ports yesterday morning.
The steamer Likelike arrived from
Hawaii ports yesterday morning.
The transport Logan may arrive
from San Francisco today for Manila.
The Norwegian ship Lancing is now
out 172 days from Glasgow for Homo
lulu.
The steamer Noeau sails at 5 p. m.
today for Mahukona. Kukuihaele and
Honokaa.
The French steamer Amiral Jaure-
guiverry is twenty-five days out from
Yokohama for Honolulu.
The steamer Ke Au Hou sails at 8
p, m. today for Kappa Anahola, Ki-
lauea, Kalihiwai, Hanalei and Wal
niha.
The American barge Andrew Welch
sailed from san Francisco for Hilo
April 2S, and the Annie Johnson sailed
on May 3.
The American ship Bangalore, Cap
tain Blanchard, sixteen days from San
Francisco, arrived in Kahulul last
Tuesday afternoon, and took on a car
go of sugar.
The American ship John Ena, ar
rived at Hilo last Saturday in ballast.
40 days out from Hlogo, Japan. The
ship has a new captain this trip. Cap
tain Parks being in command.
Purser CRUDE OF the steamer w. G.
Hall reports the following sugar ready
for shipment on Kauai: X. S. NJ, 5000
bags W. 1000 Max, 1918; @. & r.,
50iS: McB,, 20,522; X. r.. 10000; p. L..
ll.s56; II, NJ, 9s5iii q. r., 1884; NJ.
$. CO.. $1,000
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MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN
SHINES"

There Is a lesson In the work OF the
thrifty farmer, He knows that tho
bright sunshine may last but a day and
he prenares FOR tho showers when are
so likely Ia follow, So Il should be
with every household. Dysentery.
diarrhoea and eramp colo may attack
some momher ~ the home without
warninE 'chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and piauhoea Remedy. which is the
best known medicine for these diseases
should always he kept AZ hand, as I'm,
mediate Treatment IL necessary, and
delay may prove fatal, For sale BY an
dfaiefs, henaan, smith 4 Co, I4d..
Agsais for Hawaii
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HALL HERE.

The steamer w. G.. Hall arrived from
Kauai ports at sos a. IN. yesterday.
Her cargo consisted of 5000 bags of
sugar, s barrels of hides, 2 dogs and
2S packages of sundries. Moderate
weather on Kauai was reported
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-05-14

Should you ask me, friend and actor,
"Whence the flavor of the rabbit,
Whence its odor and it's smoothness
Whence it's subtle fascinationl'
should answer, / should tell you:
"From the method of its mixture,
From the choice of its ingredients,
And the time of introduction,
This the way to make rabbit:
"'Give me of your cheese, o grocerl
Good, fresh dairy cheese domestic
Cheese quite fresh, not old and mouldy.'
Cut it then in dainty fragments
Fragments cut in sizes equal;
Light the spirit lamp and place it
Meath the blazer, brightly cleaning;
Then a lump of butter placing
In the blazer, watch it creaming,
Creaming in the heated blazer;
Then with deftness add the substance
Creamy substance, cut in fragments
Then when it doth melt and thicken
Pour on ale the ale called Bass's;
Gently add in scanty spoonfuls,
Lest you chill the substance melting
Always stirring, stirring always.
"When the cheese to heat surrenders,
Drop into this dish SO tempting
Two teaspoonfuls, measured finely,
Only two of Coleman IS mustard
This you add to keep dyspepsia.
Grim dyspepsia, from partakers-
All this while keep up the stirring,
Always stirring, stirring always
Add touch of red paprika,
Made from pepper-tips Hungarian;
This the foe of indigestion,
Deadly foe of Indigestion,
"Now you stir with vim and ardor,
For the rabbit nears completion
And the appetites are whetted,
BY the subtle, faint aroma.
Plates, hot plates, must be beside you,
Crowned with buttered toast and waiting,
For the baptism of the rabbit
Hot and smooth and o! so fragrant!
"Quickly bid the guests assail it
Ere breath of air can chill it,
Ale or beer attend the feasting.
And delay is most disastrous;
Plates and toast and beer and glasses
Must be ready at your elbow
Quickly served and quickly eaten,
And the grace be spoken after,
This the secret of the rabbit