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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26
Her Reasoning.

Wife (at the costumer's)-W Which
shall l have-this coat at 40 marks or
that one at 20? Husband-I have only
40 marks with me- Wife-Oh, well,
then, Wen buy the seventy mark coat
on credit, and then you can buy me
hat with the 40 marks.-Lustige Blat-
far
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Conspicuous.

The minister had preached to the
graduating class of a girls college.
The girls Of the class were ON the
platform all round the pulpit and all
dressed in white
81 felt" confessed the preacher to
his wife when he got home, ''like a
crow on snowdrift"
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26

"Now l lave an impression in my
head,'' said the teacher. Can any Of
you tell me what an impression is?"
"Yes'm, I can" replied a little fell
low at the foot of the class. IAN i'm
preston is dent in soft spot."-Bir-
mingham (Ala.) Advance.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26
INDICESTToN'S RECORD

The best remedy can prescribe for your No.
digestion, madam, 10 Green August Flower.
know of several other physicians who pre-
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QIndigestion is making an awful record
as cause of sudden deaths 1t 10 beat
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qYou read In the papers daily OF appar-
emily healthy and even robust men being
suddenly attacked with acute indigestion
after enjoying hearty meal, and of their
dying in many cases before physician
could be called in.
QThis should be a warning to you who
suffer with regular or periodical attacks
of indigestion. If these unfortunate vic.
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small dose of Green's August Flower be-
fore or after their meals they would not
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rwo Kinds Of EooIhardines.,

Some of the men who laugh when a
woman gets off car backward would
pull the muzzle of loaded gun toward
them when crawling through fence
Washington Post
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26
An Inference.

Father-Young Upperten is going to
propose for your hand soon. Daughter
How do you know? Father-I hear
he has been making inquiries as to my
financial standing Illustrated Bits.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26

We love In others what we lack in
ourselves and would be everything but
what we -Stoddard.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26
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The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26

The universe is not rich enough 70
buy the vote of an honest man.-Greg-
Ory
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26
1t Depends.

1t takes two to make marriage, but
only one to mar one.-Smart Set.
The Mount Holly news. [volume] (Mount Holly, Burlington Co., N.J.) 1891-1942, 1907-02-26

Wisdom provides things necessary,
not NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
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ELECTRICITY

The best paid and most fascinating of trades.
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The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29
A MUSICAL COMBINATION.
Dr.. Jones and John Nelson Promise a
Specialty for the Fourth.

DR.. Jones and John Nelson claim to
be preparing special attraction for the
Fourth. At least, John Nelson says so
and the Doctor doesn't say it isn't SO.
They are so enthusiastic over their plans
that both are anxious to-. talk, and they
talk so fast-both together-that it is
difficult to give an accurate idea of the
program they have 10 mind. But from
what we caught of their remarks and
they were talking for publlcation-it APP
pears that they are "practicing up" on a
duet which they propose shall be an all
day performance to take the place OF
all other proposed attractions, that is.
all but the fireworks they will not in
terfere with the fireworks.
John seems to be the leader. He
claims to be- in the pink Of condition and
he is treating the Doctor with Lucky
Sport" cigars to get the latter's throat
in trim. When they let out together
they say, nobody will know what they
are singing, and they feel sure of being
the whole show because they expect that
the people will take to the woods when
the performance begins.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29
ROWLAND NEWS.

Emil El1asen launched his launch> on
Monday.
Assessor jacobson drove his cattle to
the Hub on Tuesday.
There will be an abundant crop of
wild Strawberries this year.
K. Saegrove and H. Nelson came in
from the Reservation on Tuesday.
S. F. Beede left on Mondays America
for few days. visit at Grand Marais.
Jas. Stoken returned with friend on
Sunday and left for the woods the next
morning.
Hattie Bray celebrated her birthday
anniversary with an impromptu party
on Tuesday afternoon
The town board of review met on
Monday to equalize the assessors returns
Of property valuations.
Hjalmer Eliasen and Claus Hanson
came down on Sundays bost to inspect a
few lines in the vicinity of tho Bay.
August BrGnes has returned from a
visit with his parents and is now engaged
in putting his farm in shape for the sum-
mer.
John Teberg will soon begin the cree
ton of a new house. It will be 14x16
feet, with II foot posts and will be Of
lumber.
Some have proposed celebrating the
Fourth with basket picnic at the Brule
and an excursion up to the falls in The
afternoon.
-Easten jacobson and family arrived on
the Easton on It's last weeks trip, anC
the following day moved out onto his
claim near Patterson hill.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29
JAS. H, PlNKERTON CONVICTED.
Sentenced to Four Years and Six
Months in Saltwater.

mOnInS III oI1llWdLt1.
The June term of District Court was
concluded today with the close of the
trial of Jas. Fl. Pinkerton upon an in
dictment charging him with misappro-
priation of public funds. This case
arises out of the shortage in his accounts
as town treasurer of Schroeder township
to the amount of $4,000. Pinkerton
claims to have been robbed of the money
while transferring it from Duluth to the.
Grand Marais bank, the alleged robbery
having occurred on the streets of Grand
Marais. The theory of the prosecution
was that such robbery did not IN fact
occur, the case of the State resting
almost wholly upon circumstantlal evil
dence. County Attorney McAlp1ne was
assisted IN the prosecution ty County
Attorney Fowler, of Lake County, Mr..
Pinkerton being defended by Judge
S. F. White of Duluth.
A jury being secured with less diff
Guilty than was anticipated, the taking
evening. The arguments were made
this morning and the case was given to
the jury at about $50, and about an
hour later a verdict of guilty was
returned.
Judge Cant imposed sentence of four
years and six months at hard labor in
the penitentiary at Saltwater. Upon
motion of Pinkerton's counsel stay of
execution was granted until further Or
der of the court, pending motion for a
new trial.
The maximum penalty for the offense
is seven years.
Two other indictments we're returned
against Pinkerton, one for misaprroprla-
ton and one for grand lanceny.
The civil cases, five in plumber, were
disposed OF by the court on the first day
of the session, the proceedings in con-
nection with these being of little inter-
est to the spectators.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29
EVERYTHING
FOR THE CELEBRATION OF THE
FOURTH.

A Good Program Promised. Base Ball,
Races and Other Athletics, Fun
making Contests Etc. Fireworks
in the Evening.
The several committees have indus
triously engaged in the preparations for
Fourth of July celebration in Grand
Mara1s and as result an enjoyable time
is promised to all.
The men and citizens have been very
liberal with the finance committee. pro-
viding for suitable prizes for the various
contests and for a creditable display of
fireworks in the evening.
The following program has been ar
ranged, to begin at one o'clock sharp:
Baseball game.
Foot race-100-yd. dash.
Fat mems race.
Girls race-for girls under Is.
Human wheelbarrow race.
Biscuit-eating contest.
Running broad jump.
Standing broad jump.
Hop, step and jump.
Tug of war-between the fire compa-
MES.
Three-legged race.
Understanding contest.
Log-roiling contest.
The order of the exercises is subject to
change, as circumstances may require.
The prizes, which have not yet been
arranged, will be announced later.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29
At the Bazaar.

A man strayed into a charity ba'
zaar" and had a trying experience.
He made several quite unsatisfactory
purchases, not knowing how to refuse
the demands of the saleswomen, and
at last, to prove that he could make
one sensible investment he bought a
small matchbox, and carried it off IN
triumph and haste. Examining it al
ter he had left the booth, he discover
ed that there was no place on which
to strike the matches. So, with the
air of one determined not to be
cheated, he marched back to the
young lady of whom he had bought
the box.
There is a mistake here" he said
You sold me this pocket matchbox
and there is no place on it to strike
the matches.
MY dear SIR said the young lady
''you are quite right; I did make
mistake. That is intended for a stud
box, and costs half dollar more, il
you please"
~And what did you do?" asked 9
friend to whom he related his tale Of
woe.
IF you've ever been to a BAZAAR
replied the other. in an aggrieved tone
you know very we'll what I did.
paid the half-dollar, of course
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29

The Poplar Hill garden that will pro
duce the vegetables to be exhibited at
our county fair are in hourishing con-
dition. Look out for Hovlaud about
county fair time.
John Bertelson's homestead shanty
shines these days-the result of new
coat of paint. We believe this is the
first and only homestead shanty in the
town of Hovland that is thus adorned.
Mrs. G. 0. Garrison, accompanied by
her daughter, Ella, left on the America
Monday for an extended visit at Rice
Lake, Wis.,. with her parents. Mr.. Gar
r son kept her company as far as Du-
luth.
Martin jacobson last week moved his
homestead cabin to a higher and more
commanding position about ten roGs
east from where it formerly stood. Ee
has taken off the roof and will raise it
to a two-story building hewed both
inside and out.
Herbert Warren of the Duluth Street
Railway Co., and NJ. F. lamar also of
Duluth, came down on the America and
spent several days. fishing along the
Northshore, calling in at Chicago Bay
for day on the Flute Reed Friday and
report a good catch. They returned to
Duluth on Saturday.
Whom John Bertelson and Hugh An
gier went to pick up their traps that
were set out last fall they found that a
number were missing. Ali Indications
point to the fact that they were stolen
This is mighty small business, and the
party, or parties, who perpetrated the
deed ought to feel ]1ke-say about two
cents.
The Chicago Bay Bachelors Club cord
tally invites the Grand Marais bachelors
to unite with them. There having been
so many marriages in our sister village
recently, it is thought there might be a
| feeling of lonesomeness among those who
are still enjoying single blessedness
All applications should be sent to
J. jacobson, secretary and general facto.
tum.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29

come their permanent pastor. During
the past year his time has been devoted
largely to the study of English. He was
graduated from the theological depart
ment of the Red Wing seminary May
Both and was ordained June 9th at
Hauge Synod convention at Roland, Ia.
Rev. Eidnes' field of labor will include
Grand Marais, Maple Hill, Rowland and
Tote, alternating regularly between
these several places.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29
Had Enough.

An old-time English barrister was
John Williams, a sarcastic wit and a
bachelor with an intense prejudice
against marriage.
His clerk one day asked him for a
holiday to get married; and some
months afterward, on entering bis
chambers, Williams found his dead
body suspended from the door.
He engaged another clerk, ard
asked him if he was married. NO."
the clerk replied: but, thinking Will
Jams would regard maria &c as a
guarantee of steadiness, he adcei, but
l am going to be-
Every WE'LL" replied Willi9 his: but
understand this-when you hang
yourself, don't do it here!"
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29
CHURCH NOTICES
CONGREGATIONAL.
Dew II N pink rfOn. Pastor.

Rev. H. M. Pinkerton, PASTOR.
The Sunday school will observe Chill
dren's Day Sunday morning at 1890 Il.
IN. There will be songs, recitations and
an address by the pastor. In the even.
ing the subject will be "A Stainless
Flag" Y.P. S. G. E. at p. m. A cor
dial invitation is extended to all.
o @ O -
NORWEGIAN LUTHERAN CHURCH.
Rev. G. q. Eidnes. Pastor.
At the Grand Mara1s Norwegian
Lutheran church service will be con-
Quoted in the Norwegian language on
Sunday afternoon at 3 o'clock. In the
evening at 7:30 service will be cond uct-
ed on Maple Hill. Come. You are
welcome.
Services at Tote on Sunday, July 7,
and at Hovland the following Sunday.
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29

The Real Thing.
Rufus Choate once tried to get a
Boston witness to give his idea of alb
sentmindedness.
WELL" said the witness, who was a
typical New England Yankee, Il
should say that a man who thought
he'd left his watch to hum, and took
it out'n his pocket to see if he'd time
to go hum and get it, was leetle alb
sentminded.'
The Cook County herald. [volume] (Grand Marais, Minn.) 1893-1909, 1907-06-29

It's never too soon to mend. Do il
now. Subscribe for the Herald.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-11-30
A DEMOCRATIC SCHEME
To Keep Their Committee Appoint
mcnts in Party's Hands.

Washington. Nov. 29.-At caucus
House Sheduled for tomorrow at p.
NJ. Representative Jones of Virginia
will introduce d resolution to this eff
feet:
THAT it is the sense of the Demo-
crat members that all appointments
to committees should be made by the
Speaker"
The purpose underlying this SEEM
ingly commonplace proposal IS to take
out of the hands of John Sharp Will
liams the choice of the Democratic
members of the House committees.
Speaker Cannon" Mr.. Jones OK
planned tonight. ever since he has
been the ruler of the House, has turn
ed over all minority committee assign
ments to Mr. ENTHUSIASTICALLY pro-
viding source of unplea santness and
squabble between such of the minority
as We're not pleased with all Of Mr..
Williams selections. This has always
been Il shrewd move on the Speakers
part to disrupt the Democrats of the
House. If he can repeat this year the
results are apt to be especially disaS-
trous to the Democrats. If the Demo-
Gratis, however. hold solidly together
during this session, I believe we have
a chance for a Democratic House i'm
the next Congress. Further, the ap-
prOach of Presidential election and
the certainty Of financial consideration
to come before the present Congress
call on THAR own account for absolute
| harmony Of the minority.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-11-30
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

Everett B. Webster. president of the
National Steel and Wire Co.. died Friday
at Jacksonville. Fla. aged IS years. He
was a well-known horseman.
Florence Nightingale. the English
philanthropist. has been decorated with
the Order of Merit by King Edward
She is the first woman to receive this
distinction. The order was formed by
King Edward in 1902
Robert Allan. aged 100 years and I
months. died at his home at Rocking
ham. N. S.. Friday night He was
born in Yorkshire. England. April 80
1897 and came to Halifax 20 years ago
He was in good health until recently.
That an assignment of wages still
holds in spite of a discharge in bank
rnptcy, was the decision handed down
Friday by the supreme court of Mas
sacbusetts. The court also holds that
bankruptcy does not extinguish a debt,
but merely the remedy to collect it by
legal proceedings, the moral obligation
still remaining.
Charles NJ. English. q shipbuilder of
Grecnpoint. l.. L., Friday filed two liens
for $225.750 each against the steamships
Yale and Harvard. of the Metropolitan
Steamship Co. Englis was the builder
of the steamers. The liens are to secure
amounts alleged to be still due the
builder for the construction OF the ves-
sells The steamers were built for the
Consolidated Steamship Lines. which
controlled the Metropolitan Line.
William LaFlair. Edward f. Ryan and
Ben Roberts. aged respectively 90 II and
Il years, were held Friday at Ogdensburg,
n. Y. for the grand jury charged with
having attempted to wreck a New York
Central passenger train at a curve a mile
east of the city. A section hand tagged
the train after he had discovered that
railroad spikes had been driven between
the rail joints.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-11-30
PLENTY OF CURRENCY.
New York Banker Says Condition Will
Soon Be Normal.

Chicago. Nov. 29.-Frank A. Wander
lip. vice president of the National City
Bank of New York. who is visiting his
mother here. yesterday predicted that
the currency situation will get back to
normal as soon as the December pay
rolls are met
Interior banks are undoubtedly
boarding money! he said speaking of
the financial situation. that is, they
are running their reserves up to alb
normal points. There is an entirely ade-
uuate supply of currency at the pres
ent time. All that is needed to unlock
the currency situation is more conf
dence and there is evidence of return
ing of that confidence. Some currency
is being shipped to New York from in
terror points. In my opinion. a few
days mere will end the premium on
currency.
There is fair probability of cur
rency legislation at the coming session
of Congress. Sentiment on the subject
of currency legislation is still I'M
crystalliZed in New York. For my
part. l believe the ideal solution lies
in the direction of a central bank that
will have the power to issue and take
on the fiscal duties of the treasury de-
partment. The effectiveness of CO.
operation through the clearing houses
during the present crisis has emphasize
ed the important part clearing houses
may be made to play in our financial
system. 1t is possible the legislation
now will give enlarged powers to the
treasury to be used in conjunction with
the clearing houses"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-11-30
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.

A telephone message from Cody,
Wyu.. to Butte. Mont, says that prac-
tically the entire business portion of
the town was destroyed by fire early
Friday morning. The loss is roughly
estimated at 100000.
The submarine Tarantula was accepted
by the navy department Friday. The Ia
rantula is ore Of the four submarines
built for the government by the Electric
Boat Co.
Advices received at Victoria 3. c.,
from Japan state that several japanese
newspapers are calling for a reduction Of
Japans armament on the ground that it
is more expensive than the country can
afford
Fire started by the overturning of a
lamp Thursday in u barber shop. may
cause the destruction of Granite. a
town of about $50 Inhabitants. 20 miles;
east of Leadvile, Colo. Four buildings
at latest reports We're already in ruins
and the efforts Of the volunteer fire
men We're being given to the saving of
nearby buildings.
Richard Powell, colored. who lad served
II years of life sentence in state prison
at Charlestown, Mass, for murder in the
second degree was liberated Friday by
order of the Governor pardon having
been recommended by the Executive
Council on Wednesday. Powell was a
waiter in Memorial hall at Cambridge
and attacked and killed man whom he
claimed was assaulting him.
John d. Archibold. vice president of
the Standard Oil Co. declared Friday
night al New York in Il speech at the
annual dinner of the Alumni Associa-
ton Of Syracuse University that if he
had thought that there was any faint
on his money he never would have Of
fered dollar to Syracuse University.
The principal speaker of the evening
was CiIancellO: Jas. r. Day who de-
livered an address on Syracuse Uni
versity.'
The Republican Club of Massachu-
sets spent s34.:21 in the last state
campaign according to statement
filed Friday by its treasurer with the
secretary Of state The club received
contributions amounting to s35.2S1. tine
principal gift being 100000 from Lieut..
Gov. Draper. $1,000 from Senator
Crane. the same amount from Curtis
Guild, father of Gov. Guild. $1,000 from
Gov Guild, and $3.50 from Senator
Lodge.