New-York tribune., 1907-08-26
THE TALK OF. THE DAY.

A. American visitor in a German city bought a
dachsbund The animals length OF body. short ana
pecuIjarIy shaped legs and highly liteiII9
dachs face he writes, would have Inaue TIC N N'9
conspicuous among the finest of his breed O
dav we missed him and unable TO hho oui
pet. Next day his dead body, a little longer 'ii''
in life, was shown TO me by the man VINO - -,
70 tell us he had found the dog lie was N7I'
dead, but 1 did want to know how ne met MS -
timely end and after iuqur1nS learned tIiat le
had been run over by a 'spegelschelDehtrailspo'
wagon l could readily understand how that wouio
have killed even an elephant. and wanted to KNOW
why the Internal machine had been allowed 10
come into the city 1t relief to be told 'l'1
a egelscheibentranspOrtwase is wagon OF
which mirror plates transported Poor H'''7
dachs!'
Glasgow vas an % aged IrsnaR foId Tf19 Sin
he could not smoke but but he he PAID par and me sS sd with
" shoW of ~ rfltaton fis DION ei oim not SMOKING
You've got pipe o in yS9T snag P5 bu7 o II no5
walking. g.'-Christan Register.
The Mulberry street police station is the only
one IN the greater city that boasts Buddhist III US
encourage. He is no converted Murphy or hfuessI
or AIanelli either, but is native Indian from ti-
banks of the Ganges. An intelligent and industri-
Gus young man, he picks up part of his living by
running errands for the patronen- He Is quick
at performing the tasks allotted to him. ana III
this respect. says one OF his employers. he Is
worth two OF mick a 'dago-
Dis is curious or worl.' said Brother Dickey
How Gomez
Well de higher up de chicken roosts. de hon
grier l gifts, an de mo- feels de rheumatism IN
my bones."-Atlanta Constitution.
The German Emperor's interest in everything
that goes In the world Is well known. but few
are aware of the trouble he takes keep I'm touch
with current affairs. According TO a Munich
the Kaiser reads at least three papers
every day, changing the list several times week
in order become fully acquainted with the ideas
OF ell political parties in the state. But this by no
means exhausts his appetite for information.
Every day the Ministry of Foreign Affairs as well
that Of the Interior. has to provide newspaper
cuttings, properly named and dated, and pasted on
slips ready for the Emperor's perusaL These he
carefully reads. making marginal notes as he goes
along and they then scrUpulOusly classified
and put aside ready for immediate reference
Often too the Emperor asks for cuttings relating
to the particular technical subjects in which for
the time he is specially interested.
Mrs White (sympatheticaIly)-so your husband
Mrs black Ccheeriiy5No'n: he's ont O. trouble,
dess nOw-de scounrels in Jail-Puck
Rather than part with his free pass on the rail-
road Wyndham Kemp. Of FL Paso. Tex. threw up
his commission as notary public. The FL Paso
Young Mems Democratic Club passed a resolution
OF censure. Know" he wrote TO the club. that
my pass IS stiIl solid comfort 10 me; the thought
that can seek change OF scenes whenever de-
sire IS most soothing. I intend to keep and use
said pass long desire to do so. and any
capricious youngsters who presume to criticIse my
action may go TO @ hotter cline where they Will
doubtless hold office. thereby debarTing them
selves from obtaining a pass 10 cooler regions"
so Crimson GuIch has lost several OF its pronli-
nent citizens since here before" remarked
the traveller.
Yes" answered Bronco Bob. There has been
a good deal OF gun play lately
T suppose IT'S the old story OF the survival OF the
rttest?"
Not out here. It's ths survival os the quick
ext.''-Washington Star.