The Republican journal. [volume] (Belfast, Me.) 1829-current, 1907-12-26
Here's Good Advice.

You know as well as any one when ynu
need something to regulate your system. IF IF
your bowels are sluggish, your food die
tresseS you, your kidneys pain: take Hollis
ter's Rocky Mountain Tea. 1t always re
lieves. 30 cents, Tea or Tablets.
R. H. Moody.
He-You know, if you worry about ever,
little thing it's bound to affect your health
His Nife-Yes, | know. That's one of the
things worry about.-Town and Country
This is the season of decay and weakan
ed vitality; good health is hard to retain
If you'd retain yours, fortify your system
with HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea, tha
surest way. S5c, Tea or Tablets.
R. H. Moody
Papa, do men ever have their ears
pierced?"
Yes, I've had mine pierced"
did it hurt you, papa"
"Terribly"
''When did you have 'em pierced, papa pr
"When your sister began taking singing
lessons"
There is something about Kennedy's
Laxative Cough Syrup that makes it diff
ferent from others, as it causes a free vet
gentle action of the bowels through which
the cold is forced out of the system AT
the same time it heals irritation and allays
inflammation of the throat and lungs. 1t is
pleasant to take. Children like it. Con-
tainS no opiateS nor narcotics. Sold by R
II, Moody.
There was IA panic in the sky,
The mischief was to pay,
random comet came along
And churned the Milky Way.
DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve
don't forget the name, and accept no sub
stitute Get DeWitt's. It's good for piles.
sold by R. II. Moody,
"You seem to find that book very inter
esting," said Mrs Henpeck.
"Yes," replied Henry; tits delightful.
I've glanced at the ending, and the hero and
heroine don't get married after all."-Wash-
ngton Herald.
For Over Sixty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIRD REMEDY
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty years by millions of
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child
>uttenS the gums, allays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for Diar-
Ih9a. Is pleasant to the taste. Sold by
druggists in every part of the world
twenty-five cents a bottle. Its value is in
HAlcuable. Guaranteed under the Food
and Drugs Act, June 30th, 1906, Serial
November 1898
"Tompkins can't get over those old habits
vi his before he sold his horse and bought
an auto"
'W hat now?"
''lle always stops his machine to pick up
horse shoe. "-MllWaukee Sentinel.
A Real Wonderland.
south Dakota, with its rich silver mines,
BONANZA farms, wide ranges ana strange
natural formations, is a veritable wonder
and. At Mound City, in the home of Mrs.
=. ID. Clapp, wonderful case of healing
has lately occurred. Her son seemed near
/, death with lung and throat trouble. eek
LausJing coughing spells occurred every
five minutes writes Mrs. Clapp,, when |
the great medicine, that saved his life and
completely cured him" Guaranteed for
coughs and colds, throat and lung troubles,
~ r. Ii. Moody druggist. soc. and $1.0G
Trial bottle free.
Among the Quakers," said Miss Wise,
believe the men wear their hats in
fow ridculous" exclaimed Miss Gid
LAS il any one could possibly be
s-teL IL mems hats !'-Phiadelphia
- AZ livel leads 90 chronic dyspepsia
and Uaustips jol,-- Weakeus the whole sys-
tem. Doan's hss,.lets i25 cents per box
correct the liver, ptne the stomach, cure
constipation.
Father-"What an unea4thly hour that
Young fellow stops till esary night, Doris
W hat does your mother say aDuu. ,t''
Daughter-"She says men haven altered
ii bit since she was young, y."-li!uS-
rated Bits.
Are you having trouble with your kid
ueys? There are lots of people today who
Wonder why they have pains across the
back, why they are tired and lacking in
mercy and ambition. Your kidneys are
wrong: They need relief without delay.
Take DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills;
they are Tor weak back, Inflammation of the
bladder, backache and weak kidneys. Sold
by r. Ii. Moody.
"Why do you call young kallow 'Cholly?'
Ills name is Noah" said Towne.
81 Know replied Browne, "but that's so
inappropriate. Noah had sense enough to
get in out of the rain
Cures baby's Group, Willie's daily cuts
and bruises, mama'S sore throat, grandma'S
lameness-Dr. Thomas Eclectric Oil-the
great household remedy,
How does it happen that you are retained
in SO many divorce cases?
"M ell, replied the lawyer, seeing that
you are not IN my line 1'll tell you. | look
over the marriage licenses every morning
and send my card around to the contracting
parties. Judge.
Itch! Itch! Itch !-Scrat,hl Scratch |
Scratch! The more you scratch the worse
the itch. Try Doan's Ointment. IL cures
piles, eczema, any skin itching. All drug
giSts sell it.
Truth is stranger than felton," quoted
the wise guy.
That's because we don't get sufficiently
well acquainted with it, added the simple
mug."-Philadelphi Record.
When winds shrek high in fendish glee,
And enters winter with his key
Protect yourself, from disease be free;
Take HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
r. Ii. Moody.
Hoax-So young Goldrox has taken a
wife. What was her maiden name?
JOaX-Her maiden aim seems to have
been to marry Goldrox, and she proved an
unusually good shot for woman.-London
Answers.
Just little Cascasweet is all that is
necessary to give your baby when it is
cross and peeviSh. Cascasweet contains
no opidtes nor harmful drugs and is highly
recommended by mothers everywhere. Con-
forms to the National Pure Food Law
Sold by r. Ii. Moody.
Eyes, SIR" said the man in cell III, slime
was when | was admitted to the very best
houses"
"And what brought you here?"
They caught me coming out. "-YonkerS
Statesman