Bisbee daily review., 1907-08-01
JAG FROM TABLET |s HE PROPER
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Invention of Danish Civil En- gineer Causes Commotion Among the Leading Drink Palaces of Chicago,

CHICAGO, July 31.-Tabloids jags are the latest wrinkle. Suffering hu- manity, which has stood for years with one foot on the mosaic and the other on the brass rail, has just been endowed with boon, the benefit of which cannot be estimated. A Danish civil engineer, according to a consular report just issued, has discovered how to produce beer in | the form of tablets.
 he tablets are dissolved in hot ws- ter and when cooled produce an am. brosia which is destined to put kink ! in Milwaukee. St. Louis and Chicago that will be hard to straighten out. 1 Think of it!Every man his own | brewery and a jag always on tap jn | his vest pocket! The end of the bar | tender is seen. Enshrine your tea kettle. fit you front porch with full | length mirrors and stay al home evenings.
 The dispatches which have been re- ceived in Chicago are very meager. Evidently the London correspondents who sent out the story were afraid of startling the world too suddenly.
 Chicago is wondering how soon d ship load of these precious tablets can be sent here
 A number of Chicagoans, principal 1 ly brewers and dispensers of the Cow out-o-date beer that we have been ac- customed to drinking, received the news with visible signs of consleTEa- tion.
 Gene" Keeley of the Keeley Brew | ing company said: Its simply horrible. l. can't be true. If it is it spells TuInatIUn. Mil lions of dollars of capital invested jn the brewing business will be wiped out Who is this fellow wnO in- vented this drug store Jag prnyUsi- | tion? You say that he Is Danish civil engineer. Great guns! What kind of a civil engineers cuurse do they give in Danish universities when a graduate of one of them knows how to make beer? I think that will go home and rest for a wnIle. This news is too much for me. It looks like Johnny Lawler and a few more of us would have to sell ouf aItOmo. piles if the news is true"
 William Bensing of MaenSiers c.fe said:
 By the great horn spoon, this busi
 ness looks to me to be a violation of the Monroe doctrine. We ought to send warships across and demand that the Danish government eitheI imprison this beer anarchist or go tC war with us Milwaukee Gdl St Louis ought to raise the money by popular subscription to omld enough
 warships to blow Denmark off the map"
 Alderman Michael Keun9 a.as just telling a friend in Dublin, Ireland
 how he had received a diamCni mcdn from a brewing compdJy for selling
 more beer in his WOrK:ngrI s EX change than is sold III any other sa
 loon in the world wnsE he recei,eG
 the news by cable H; cabled bacl
 as follows:
 As I live and breaCha. what next
 It looks to me as if this invention I would interfere with vested rights. will wire to my old friend Baer ana
 to Chancellor Day and get their opin ions. I am a city father in Chicago
 and you can bet your last copper tha there will be an ordinance introduced at the next council which will prohib : 1t the sale of the tablets" In the meantime Chicago is on tn, anxious seat. If ships begin to sai up the Chicago river loaded with bee
 tablets most of the saloon keeper
 will have to close their stores ant
 open up drug stores. It was believes
 by several persons yesterday that Al
 derman Kenna's trip to Ireland is
 blind" and that he is really on hi
 way 10 secure the beer tablet conces f sion for the United States. Friend f of the alderman, however, refute thi , story and say that Kenna is stil f loyal to the breweries.
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