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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03

So many false formulas and malicious
statements concerning his medicines
had been published through the con-
nlvance Of jealous competitors and dis
gruntled doctors, that DR.. Pierce deter
mined to completely disarm his assail-
ants by q full and frank statement Of
their exact composition, verifying the
same under oath as complete and cor
rect. This he has done and to the
complete discontinue of those who had
assailed his good name as well as the
well-earned reputation of his world
famed medicines.
Not only does the wrapper of every
bottle of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, the famous medicine for
weak stomach, torpid liver or bilious
ness and all catarrhal diseases wherever
located, have printed upon it, IN plain
English, full and complete list of all
the ingredients composing it, but
small book has been compiled from
numerous standard medical works, of
all the different schools of practice,
containing very numerous extracts from
the writings of leading practitioners
of medicine, endorsing IN the strongest
possible terms, each and every ingred-
lent contained in DR.. Pierce's medi-
cines. One of these little books will be
mailed free to any one sending address
on postal card or by letter, to DR.. r. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y, and requesting
the same. From this booklet it will be
learned that DR.. Pierce's medicines con-
tain no alcohol, narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious
agents and that they are made from
native, medicinal roots of great value;
also that some of the most valuable in
gradients contained in DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription for weak, nervous,
over-worked, wrun-down," nervous and
debllitated women, were employed, long
years ago by the Indians for similar
ailments affecting their squaws. In
fact, one of the most valuable medic
inal plants entering into the compost
ton of DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton was known to the Indians as
vSquaw-Weed." Our knowledge of the
uses of not few of our most valuable
native, medicinal plants was gained
from the Indians.
AS made up by improved and exact
processes, and with the use of specially
designed chemical apparatus, the VIA
vorite Prescription" is a most efficient
remedy for regulating all the womanly
functions, correcting displacements, as
prOlapsus, anteversion and retroversion,
overcoming painful periods, toning up
the nerves and bringing about perfect
state of health.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
FALLING OFF A BICYCLE.
Mark Twain's Story of the Way He
Established Record.


Established Record.
It seems good while ago. I must
have been rather young for my age
then, for was trying to tame an old
fashioned bicycle nine feet high. 1t is
to me almost unbelievable at my pres
ent stage Of life that there have really
been people willing to trust themselves
upon dizzy and unstable altitude like
that, and that I was one Of them.
Twichell and took lessons every day
He succeeded and became master Of
the art Of riding that wild vehicle, but
] had no gift in that direction and was
never able to stay on mine long enough
to get any satisfactory view Of the
planet. Every time I tried to steal a
look at pretty girl or any other kind
Of scenery that single moment Of mat
tention gave the bicycle the chance it
had been waiting for, and I went over
the front Of it and struck the ground
on my head or back before had time
to realize that something was happen
ing. l didn't always go over the front
way. had other ways and practiced
them ALL But no matter which way
was chosen for me there was always
one monotonous result-the bicycle
skinned my leg and leaped up into the
air and came down on top Of me-
Sometimes its wires were so sprung by
this violent performance that it had
the collapsed look Of an umbrella that
had had misunderstanding with cy
clone. After each days practice I ar
rived at home with my skin hanging
in ribbons from my knees down I
plastered the ribbons on where they be-
longed and bound them there with
handkerchiefs stepped in lotions and
was ready for more adventures next
day. It was always a surprise to me
that had 50 much skin and that it
held out so we'll There was always
plenty, and soon came to understand
that the supply was going to remain
sufficient for all my needs. It turned
out that had nine skins, in layers,
one on top Of the other like the leaves
Of book, and some Of the doctors said
it was quite remarkable.
I was full of enthusiasm over this
insane amusement. My teacher was
young German from the bicycle fac
tory, a gentle, kindly, patient creature
with a pathetically grave face He
never smiled; he never made remark:
he always gathered me tenderly up
when plunged off and helped me on
again without word. When he had
been teaching me twice a day for
three weeks I introduced q new gym
nastic-one that he had never seen be-
fore-and so at last compliment was
Wrung from him, a thing which I had
been risking my life for days to
achieve. He gathered me up and said
mournfully, 'sMr. Clemens, you can fall
off bicycle in more different ways
than any person 1 ever saw before"
From Mark Twain's Autobiography
In the North American Review.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03

The eract proportion of the several in
gradients used in these medicines, as
well as the working formula and pecul-
lar processes, apparatus and appliances
employed in their manufacture, are
withheld from publicity that DR.. Pierce
proprietary rights may not be infringed
and trespassed upon by unprincipled
imitators and those who may be pratt
cally inclined.
DR.. John Fyfe, of Saugatuck, Conn.,,
Editor of the Department of Therapeu-
tics in The ELECTRIC REVIEW says of
Unicorn root (Hel0sssas DsOsca) one of
the chief ingredients of DE-. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription: "A remedy which
invariably acts as a uterine invigorator
and always favors condition which
makes for normal activity of the entire
reproductive system, cannot fail to be
of great usefulness and OF the utmost
Importance to the general practitioner
of medicine"
vHelonias more fully answers the
above purposes than any other drug
a0sth U7ach I am acquainted. In the
treatment of diseases peculiar to women
it is seldom that case is seen which
does not present some indication for
this remedial agent"
cThe following are among the lead
ing indications for Helonias: Pain or
aching in the back, with leucorrhea;
atomic (weak) conditions of the repro
ductive organs of women, mental de-
preston and irritability, associated with
chronic diseases of the reproductive
organs of women, constant sensation of
heat in the region of the kidneys: menor-
rhagia, (vfooding") due to a weakened
condition of the reproductive system;
amenorrhea, arising from or accompa-
nying an abnormal condition of the
digestive organs and an anemic (thin
blood) habit; dragging sensations in the
extreme lower part of the abdomen"
If more or less of the above symptoms
are present, no invalid women can do bet
ter than take DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription, which is rich in all the medicinal
properties of Unicorn root or Helonias.
MEN AND WOMEN
should have medical book handy. Thew
should know about anatomy and physi-
ology. They should have book that
treats of the sociological relations of the
sexes as well as how and when to advise
son and daughter. Has unequaled en-
dorsement Of the press, ministry, legal and
medical professions. A standard work is
the Peoples Common Sense Medical
Adviser, by B. V. Pierce, M. D. Send 81
one-cent stamps for the cloth-bound
book, or 81 stamps for the paper-covered
volume. Address Doctor B. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Lost His "Mr."

For man Of mature years to have
the distinction of Mr.. removed from his
name would no doubt be severe pun
ishment. Yet this was what the Pu-
rttans inflicted on Josias Plaistowe, and
all because he stole four baskets Of
corn from the Indians And then after
poor Josfas was Mister no longer the
hard hearted founders Of Massachu-
sets were not satisfied, but fined him
f5 and made him return eight baskets
Of corn to the offending red men in
place Of the four he had taken Min
neapolis Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Leibnitz and the Alchemis+s,

Letbnitz, one Of the great men Of lit
erature, who died in 1716, wished to
join society Of alchemists who were
prosecuting search for the philoso-
piers stone. He complied a letter
from the writings of the most cele-
brated alchem1sts and sent it to the So
clety. The letter consisted Of the most
obscure terms he could find, and he
himself, he said, did not understand
word Of it. Afraid to be thought igno-
rant, the society invited him to its
meetings and made him secretary.-Ar-
gonaut.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Where Cain Killed Abel.

While cycling round Kettering was
startled to see what appeared to me to
be two men fighting in field. On
reaching the field I dismounted and
climbed over the fence to see what it
was and discovered it was a stone
statue representing Cain Staying Abel.
It Is unique. Cain has one knee press
ing Abel to the ground and one arm
uplifted ready to strike. The statue
must be hundreds Of years old, and
is supposed to be on the exact spot
where the murder was committed
London Tit-Bfts.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
+: This WiII>pIease The GrOcers.

Washington, B.. G., Jan. :, 1907-There
has been filed with the Department of
Agriculture here. one of the strongest
documents we lave ever seen. It guar
antees that Jell-O and Jell-O Ice Cream
Powder re strictly pure and comply with
the requirements of the National Pure
Food Law. The guarantee is filed under
serial number 1884 and protects absolute
1y all wholesale and retail grocers who
handle the products named. Jell-O and
Je1l-O Ice Cream Powder are well thought
of in Official circles and their purity and
wholesomeneSS has never been question
cd
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Did Know About That.

'The money market" Mr.. Wallace
began, with that superior air a man
assumes when he talks Of public ques-
tons to his wife the money mar
ket''-
(Which reminds me-" Mrs. Wallace
interrupted.
Reminds you Of what, woman?''
That you haven't given me the
market money yet
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Her Poem.

"Oh, George" she exclaimed, ..now
that you've seen my new hat you sim
ply can't regret that I got it! Isn't it
just poem?''
well, If it is" replied John, 81 sup
pose a proper title for it would be
Owed to a Milliner.' ''-P Philadelphia
Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Case In Point.

Miss Middleage-How true it is that
the older we grow the less we appre-
ctate the things that used to delight
us in childhood! Miss Pert-Yes, espe-
cially NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Tit-Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
A BOLD STEP.

To the grounded and reasonable objections OF the
intelligent medicinal compounds Dr. R v
Pierce Buffalo, decided make bold de-
from the usual pursued by the makers ne
ces for domestic published broadcast and openly to the
whole world full and complete list of all the ingredients entering
the composition widely celebrated medicines Thus he has
taken his full confidence Thus
he has removed his medicines
Ksour
COMPOSITION
They class all misunderstanding absolutely
and in Non-secret
step
excellence he
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
HomeSeeKerS' Rates.

Via the Minneapolis & St. Louis r.
r. On first and third Tuesdays of
each month, to Nebraska, Kansas,
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, In
dian Territory, Texas, New Mexico,
Colorado, and other states. Stop
overs allowed and tickets limited
twenty one days. For rates, time of
trains, etc, call on agents or address
A. B. Cults, G. P. & T. A., Mime
apolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Ask for Aliens Foot=Ease,

a powde r for tired. aching, swollen feet.
We have over 10000 testimonials. All
Druggists. 25c. Don't accept any substitute.
Trial package Free by mail. Address
Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03

Bread baked from Daniel Webster
-four has richer flavor, is more nutrl-
tious, keeps fresh longer, and satisfies
hunger quicker than any other. 1Stf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
Admits He Was One.

Mrs. Henpeck-You acted like fool
when you proposed to me. Henpeck
That wasn't acting, my dear.-Pear-
sons Weekly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03

To be seventy years young Is some
times far more cheerful and hopeful
than to be forty years old. Holmes.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03
The Continuous challenue.

Jimmy-AW, no wonder yer kin lick
me. Yer two years older'n me. Mick
ey-Well, come round when yer as old
as me an I'll lick yer den Judge.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-03

Wallpaper at Sc per Double Roll.
lift j. H. FORSTER.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

CLERKS WON-With the mud
several inches deep and the rain fall
ing in drenching quantities, the
clerks and BARRIERS Of Florence met Oh
the Florence base ball diamond yes.
terdy afternoon to decide which were
the best players at the national game.
There had been much talk between
the two for some weeks. each bcliev.
ing that they could best the other,
but when the struggle was over the
score significd victory for the clerks
~ the result Of the game stood to I.
The star plays were the batting and
catching Of Fay Fisher who proved
that he was no novice at tho game.
Only eight innings were played ~
the artlor of the barbofs was dampen,
cd and they were satisfied that they
were no match for such husky fellow,
~ the counter jumpers.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
Relief from Rheumatic Pains

Relief from Rheumatic Pains
II suffered with rheumatism for over
two years." says Nj. ROLAND Curry, pa.
trolman, OF Key West, Fla. Sometimes
1t settled In my knees and lamed me 90
could hardly walk, At other times 1t
would be in my feet and hands so was
incapacitated for duty. One night when
I vas 10 severe pain and lame from It my
wife went to the drug store here and
came back with bottle OF Chamber.
lain's Pain Balm. was rubbed with II
and found the pain had nearly gone dur
ing the night kept on using 1t for a
little more than two weeks and found
that It drove tho rhematism away. l
have not had0any trouble from that dis
esss for over thres months" For sale
by Daniels drug store. mwi
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

STH GRADE The graduating
class Of the Eighth grade held their
exercises in the NJ. E. church last
night which were attended by n
crowded house. The program that
was published in Wednesdays even
ing's Tribune was rendered, with one
or two slight changes. The Eight
grade is graduating one of the largest
classes this year, that has ever been
promoted to the High school. Under
the supervision Of Mrs. Rich, princi.
pal of the Central school, the pupils
have made marked improvement 9
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

wOODMEN OFFICERS Camp 3s,
Woodmen of the World last night
elected the following officers for the
ensuing six months: Dan Langdon,
@. c.; r. Furgeson, Adv. John Lock
ard, escort; Dan Morgan, watchman
- - Norman, s. Frank Peed. man.
ager. They will be installed at the
first meeting held in July.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
Notice Of Annual Meeting.
Rucdi. Colo. Nav Ard. IlN

Rpcdi, Colo, May Brd, 1907
Tho regular annual meeting Of the
stockholders of the Roaring Fork
Plaster company will Be held At the
Office Il the company ip Ruedl. Colo.
rado, JuAs ard. 1897, at s.o'clock p.
m. for the election n Board Of
Directors and for tho Transaction Of
such otller businens ~ niay' properly
cornc bcfore said meeting. <
NJ r. J. BEss,
70-7D Secretary
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
AGAIN posTpoNED-1t was

AGAIN POSTPONED--It was an.
nounced on Wednesday morning that
the board Of education would meet on
that night and decide upon the teach
ers who should be employed for the
coming term. The meeting WAS not
held and the appointment Of the
teachers has again been postponed
At Coal Greek the entire corps of
teachers that was hired last year,
has been retained. tYafT
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

and thrisine- -psAh c4tiesr sent br
the boys who left here OH tho night
a MayaOth for Ely, New. The boys
had fine trip and very favorable re-
ports in regard to that country have
been received from some of them since
they reached their destination.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

GOT THE Charles Lackey
Of Beaver creek, one of the best fisher
men in the country, and who knows
the hiding places Of the unsuspectine
trout and the best time to drop the
artificial fly into their retreats. met
with the best success of any fishermen
on Beaver creek yesterday. He
caught the limit allowed by law in
about four hours of angling. Some
of the fish weighed two pounds and
he had one that tipped the scales at
a little over three pounds.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

Special Excursions 20 Mexico
City. H
The Colorado & Southern offers half
rates to Mexico City and return; tickets
to be sold or April 25.h to May 18th,
9Th to 18th and juno 10th to July 10Th;
good 80 days; stopovers in both direc.
tions. Full information regarding Mcx.
co on application. T. e. Fisher, g. p.
A., Denver.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

You fishermen who want the kind
OF tackle you want and know what
You want when you zee it. come to
Ludwick and Fletcher's.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

DIED-In Coal Greek yesterday
afternoon. Hiram T. Mackey, aged
n ycan, one Of the Oldest citizens OF
ths camp. Death was caused from
poeumonia. lie having been attacked
with the disease last Sunday night.
Hsswas carpenter BY trs,ic. Tho
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

NO GAME-Owing to the inclenf
ency Of the weather Of yesterday the
base hall game that was scheduled
between the Modern Woodmen and
Rockyale, was called Of. These
teams have been trying to get togetl,
er for a game for long time but the
weather has been such every time
that the date of the game has been
set, it was necessary TO abandon
the game until tho weather WAS per-
missable for the exhibition.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

NOTICE-All officers and guards
of Independent Circle w. of W., are
requested to meet in X. of p. hail
Saturday, June LIST ut O'Clock for
practice. By order of Minerva Shank,
G. N. and Mona Kauble. clerk.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

ENTERTAINE D-The boys F. G.
club Of the High school met at the
home Of p. T.. Mcclure Wednesday
evening. A pleasant time was en-
jOyed in music and games.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
SOUVENIR posTA1s

beautiful post carsls have found
their way back to Florence from Salt
Lake and Ogden. depicting Different
points II interest In tliose popular
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
A Hardwood Floor of any Color
You may Choose

Floors which are in too
poor condition to be inn
provedwith varnish alone
can be made to initiate a
genuine hardwood floor
with this new patented
Graining System.
This process does not
require the services OF a
professional wood fin.
isher.
The Graining Tool
takes the place Of skill
and can be successfully
used by the inexpcri-
enced man or woman,
thus making il possible
for any one at a very
slight expense to enjoy
the luxury Of a new hard.
wood floor. .
This Graining Com.
pound when protected
by one or two coats oi
Chi Namel produces a
surface that will out-wear
any ordinary vanished
floor, many times over,
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

SALARY INCREASE-Be Beginning
with the fsrt Of the coming July
the salary Of Postmaster Lewis will
be Increased from 81, 300 TO a,0o0 per
year. The posttofficc department at
Washington has decided to increase
the pay Of about score of Colorado
postm asters, beginning with that
date. tA1ef -e'
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

Ludwick and Fletcher for fishing
tackle. Get their prices before buy
ing. Ist. z
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
Marthall pass Rxrursion. !.

Saturday, June LIST, e., ,25 for the
round trip. Special train leave Flor
ence about $50 a. IN. Returning
leave Marshall Pass 800 D. M. Tick
cts good for special train only. 1918
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
funeral will be held at O'Clock to
morrow afternoon.

All flies arr good, but the Haywood
fly is the best. Ludwick and Fietch-
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31

Fishermen; Lrdwick and Fletcher
arc showing the best line Of high
grade tackle this year tlint IL to be
found In the city.
The daily tribune., 1907-05-31
J0TTlN0S ABOUT TOWN I
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE I

Dr.. Yard, dentist, office telephone
cast IQS
New-York tribune., 1907-09-29
IRRITATION At H4GCE.
Il Tiezc of South America's attitude
Tozcard United States.

The Hague. Sept. 2S.-"What Secretary ROOT
did at Rio de Janeiro in 1906 has been undone
at The Hague in 1901 said prominent dele
gate TO the conference to-day, referring to the
growing opposition of Latin-America 10 the
United States. This delegate explained that al
most all the Latin-American countries COM
plained that they had been neglected. They re-
sented especially, he said. the fact that one
member of the American delegation. William l.
Buchanan. had had the duty of keeping Latin
America in his hands, and the result had been
that the rest of Spanish-Amerca had drawn
closer TO Brazil. 'Senores Barbosa and Esteva
representing respectively Brazil and Mexico.
the delegate added, ARE to-day masters of the
situation. and even resolution merely express
ing the wish OF the conference that the govern
p,ents adopt q project for high court of JUS
+ice after a method for the allotment of judges
had been found. only be approved If these
delegates wish it"
lanes Brown Scott, of the American delega-
+;on has finished his report on the high court
of Justice and it will be distributed next week.
SIR Edward Fry (Great Britain will then pro-
nose a resolution that the governments insti-
,,-e this court as soon they have agreed on
,be method by which the judges are to be
New-York tribune., 1907-09-29
BRINGS OLD r. I. CHARTER.
Bishop of London to Gire 1t to
american PeODle.

Rochester Sept @.-"The Post-Express' says TO-
dav: The Post t-Express' is permitted 10 make an
announcement of great interest The Lord Bishop
the bearer of a Bible from King Edward. but
brings on his account and that of his historic
diocese the original charter of the Colony of Rhode
Island. which he intends present to the peopie
of the United States through President Roosevelt
He found this precious document hidden in the
library OF his episcopal palace of Fuham, on the
Thames in London. No doubt he will have an IN
terestng story tell of the discovery of this
document, and certainly Bishop Ingram will be as
sured of the gratitude of the American people
The charter is in excellent preservation. with
and privy councillors perfectly legible and, of
course. 1t will be very valuable and important
contribution the archives of the United States
1t seems probable. however. that the Bishops
document is the charter granted to Rhode Island
and Providence Plantations by Charles II of Eng
land in 1863 This instrument was liberal, pro-
viding that person should be in any wise
rnolested punished disquieted called in ques-
tion for any differences in opinion that do not
actually disturb the civil peace, and is understood
to have used almost the exact words of Charles s
famous declaration from Breda that did much
10 secure him the throne OF England This charter
served as constitution for 180 years till lssS
During the war waged charters by James III
this charter was abrogated by Sir Edmund Andros
r1sss-'sa) but on deposition the old government
was quietly renewed under il, though a property
qualification for suffrage added in 172i