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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
BOSTON WALTERS GROW RICH.

Neglected Woman Declares Husband d
Gets Generous Tips Every Week.
A veteran woman in petitioning for a
divorce from her husband, who Is a
waiter, has caused some little stir by
affirming that her spouse receives $26
per week In tips while he Is at work.
The woman AYERS in her petition that
her husband received 81 a week in one
place. $15 In another one, and got $28
on the side. She further alleged that
her husband had put away In promi-
nent bank the sum Of 81 200, which she
asks that he shall be enjoined from
drawing out.
Investigation among the walters Of
Boston reveals the fact that good
waiter might make as much as this In
tips, or even more. 1t ali depends upon
where he is, who he Ia, what his dispo-
sition may be, and what sort of custom
ers he may happen to wait upon.
For instance, II he happened to have
a good station In some one OF the big
downtown restaurants he might make
from 81 to IS extra each day In fees
or course, he would not make 30 much
were he In the suburbs or In some OF
the cafes that are not patronized by
the wealthy. Take the Whlpple Hotels
for instance. The head waiter at one
Of them there says some Of bis walters
would make 500 or even more In fees
during the winter season when the the
aters were running full blast-Bostoz
Post
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02

'You look as II you'd just eaten a
lemon somebody had handed you," OBJ
served the fiat dweller to the suburban
householder. "What's wrong"
"Everythlng's wrong" replied the
householder, gloomily. "Nothing's
right. Society Is rotten to Its core; our
youth Is degenerate, our government Is
Il farce, morality Is dying. religion Is
dead, honor is an empty name, mar
riage Is a failure, life is hollow mock
cry. There's nothing to it."
That so?" asked the fat dweller,
cheerfully. as he handed his coat to a
waiter. "How's the grub to-dayT
Dead sea fruit and gall and bitter
ness"
Bring me a pint bottle of hyssop,
William, and see If you've got any fun
eral baked meats" said the flat dweller.
"Never mind that order, though. On
considerations you may make it the
usual thing and hand me the bill of
fare. What's the specific trouble?"
my wife announced this morning
that she Is going to clean house early
this year and have done with It," said
the householder. "You know what that
means"
II suppose 1t means house cleaning
That's the size Of 1t, exactly. IT.
liable to happen any time now. I'll &C
home some evening and find all the fur
niture out on the front porch, fall head
long over a bucket of paint In the hal
and I'll know that it's begun. For the
next two weeks I shall eat my dinner
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
Metallic Proposition.

"When 'knighthood was In flower
said the suitor with the cast-iron nerve,
1.-The young man always came to see
the ladye fayre with plenty Of steel.
"WellT yawned NE beautiful girl
impatiently.
"And now that armor Is out Of style
I come with plenty Of brass. Will
suit?"
mo, you had better come with plen
ty Of tin. Those are the kind Of young
men that are popular with girls these
days"
With a deep sigh the Tilted Romet
vanished In the frosty night.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
AIR ALWAYS FULL OF DUST.

Particles Not Observed Because Too
Small to Reflect Light.
"A most interesting study" prom
inent government scientist recently re-
marked, "ls that of what might be
termed the foreign elements Of the at
mosphere. The earth's atmosphere
contains an enormous quantity Of dust,
and 1t Is everywhere, in the country as
we'll as In the towns.
1.-The reason why we do not see 1t
constantly Is that the particles do not
reflect enough light to make an impress
sion on the retina. A ray OF bright
sunlight in a dark room reveals In
Vulnerable particles, and yet the mill
lions we see are but a small proportion
of the whole, being the larger par
ticles.
ut is not at all difficult to collect
these particles for the purposes OF
study. Probably the most successful
way Is that first used by Pasteur, who
| drew a stream Of air through tube
containing nitrated cotton. The cot
IOH WAS lUtu ulSSOltSu ny tAChAiiS ~
with ether and the residue washed and
dried. The particles may be meas
ured by means OF fine micrometer, q
/ late perfection Of which enables meas
urements Of as little as one-seventy-
millionth of an inch to be made.
How these particles are loosed In
! the air may be readily seen when It
Is remembered that all mechanical ac-
ton has a tendency to reduce to pow.
der whatever substance Is In fraction
al contact, even the waves beating upon
the shore make a dust. Rain In falling
collects considerable quantities Of this
dust and snow still larger amounts.
This accounts for the red snow some
times heard of, the color being caused
by mineral particles.
"Of the total weight Of the atmos-
pheric dust about 65 to IS per cent Is
Inorganic matter. This portion Is alb
solutely harmless, but in the 25 to 35
per cent Of organic matter are to be
found germs of almost every kind. and
particularly In cities Is this percent
age dangerous to humanity.
I'm the inorganic portion have been
found practically all mineral sub
stances, including the metals sodium,
calcium, magnesium, aluminium, nickel,
cobalt and iron. Iron appears In much
greater quantity than any other metal,
much of that coming from planetary
space. The rushing Of meteorites
through space causes a friction which
gradually reduces them to powder con-
tanning much iron. some of which joins
the earth's atmosphere"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02

In various rooms Of the house, begin
ming In the chlldren's bedroom and
winding up in the summer kitchen. l
won't be able to sit down on anything
without sticking to the varnish. l shall
taste soapsuds In everything l eat and
get 4resh paint over all my clothes. In
the morning shall be aroused from
slumber by the rhythmic whack Of the
carpet beater and the drafts from the
open windows will give me the infiu-
enza. My wife will go about in dust
ing cap and wet gingham apron and
my wearing apparel will be scattered
around from the garnet to the base
ment."
ut must be pretty bad"
"Must be pretty bad? You bet 1t Is. :"
II imagine 1t fs'
"You imagine? Don't you know 1t
is?"
well, not by actual personal expert
ence," replied the fat dweller. "Only
by hearing unfortunates like you tell
about It,"
do you mean to tell me that your
folks don't clean house"
"Certainly they don't"
"You mean to say that you are sensl-
BILE enough to let things go in sane,
orderly way year in and year out with
out wrecking your happy home Just be-
cause the leaves are budding?'
| II didn't say that" said the fiat dwell
| Ter.
"Then what in nation do yon do?"
"Do?" echoed the fat dweller. I'VE
| move."-Chicago Daily News
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
Never Ferned Her.

Della" began Mrs. Newliwed, timid-
". "I don't suppose you
would-er-object to my getting an
alarm clock"
"Not at all, ma'am," replied the
sleepy cook; them things never dis
turb me at all."-Phlladelphia Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
Among the Trees.

Willie Bird-Oh, look, ma, what a
funny looking bird What kind Is that,
ma.
Mrs, Bird-That's an airshlp, Willie.
1t Is operated by men.
Willie Bird-But they haven't any
feathers like we have, ma.
Mrs Bird-No, my dear, the aIrship
men have all been plucked.-Toledo
Blade.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
GOOD
Short

A newly elected squire in Wisconsin
was much elated by his honors, but was
not sure that he could carry them
gracefully. So he haunted the court
house for weeks that he might gather
ND crumbs Of wisdom from the judicial
table of the higher station Finally
he sat in judgment on his first case,
and when the testimony was all In and
the argument made, he said: Ihe
court takes this case under advlsement
until next Wednesday morning, when 1t
will render a verdict in favor OF the
defendant"
Mrs. Rachel Foster Avery, the noted
woman suffrage leader, was talking In
Philadelphia about divorce. Ill tenn
per Is at the root of divorce, Mrs.
| Avery said. "Men and women are not
80 vicious as some people think. I'M
patience causes more divorces than I'M
morality. When l was living In Pitts
burg called one day on certain mar
ried woman. At dinner time my hostess
rang for the maid. She said: Mary
IA that Mr.. Brown downstairs; l
thought I heard him just now 'Nom''
Mary answered. That wuz the dawg
what wuz growlin'.'
| Smith had come home later than
'usual. and had ready good explana-
ton. but his wife gave him no chance,
and Immediately began to tell him whaf
she thought of him. He endured 1t pa
tiently all evening, quietly read his
naper. and went to bed. His wife was
still talking. When he was almos'
asleep he could hear her still scolding
him unmercifully. He finally dropped
off to sleep, and awoke, after a couple
) of hours, only to hear his wife remark
IT hope all the married women don
have to put up with such conduct a:
; this" annie" said Smith, ARE yot
talking again or yet?
To the author this decisive utteranct
by the no longer patient lawyer: bu
really, sir, must insist that you giv'
me some definite idea as to when yo'
will settle" The author consented tt
lower his eyes and to wave his pip
lanpuldly. "Wky, certainly, sir
though there seems to me to be a rathe
unnecessary commotion about thi
tr,ae" be drawled. II will pay the bill
as soon az I think of it after receiving
, the money which a publisher will pa.
mo in case he accepts the novel whicl
w,I, write and send him just as sool
al feel in an energetic mood after
really good idea for plot has occurre'
? to me-"
Mrs Clews- Parsons, whose book Of
D ra arr,aee has created 80 much excite
D ment. said at a dinner in New York
..rbey who are happily married ar
.hocked at the idea Of trial marriages
hp. they who are unhappily linked to
:. oather. and are yet too proud and ser
sitiye to get a divorce, must see muc
IN IN. idea that is of value. How man
norr,ares would be dissolved II the dis
- .o,ution could be accomplished withou
sbamel How many married peopl
Zoo, toward each other like husban
lI heard Of the other day! He said t
h,. wife at breakfast, crustily:
z draamed about you last night wins
ldid you dreamr she asked. I dreame
caught a chap running away wit
Won, And what did you say to him
she inquired llstlessly. I asked bill
vhat he was running for"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
CHAPTER XVI.

ChAT EN- AN L.
Audrey had finished her Italian read
ing and was sitting before the fire on a
low stool, playing with one Of Jacks
dogs. who seemed to adopt her as their
mistress while he was i'll, when the door
opened slowly behind her.
The duchess had had this little room
arranged for the girl especially; it was
a dainty place, fit nest for so exquisite
bird.
81 do believe Pat could speak If he
liked. mother dearest" Audrey laughed
softly, not looking round.
"If any one could make him speak,
you could" a voice answered her. softly.
The girl sprang to her feet, while Pat,
a shaggy, rough haired Dandy Dinmont
ran forward with whine of pleasure to
greet his master. Audrey's face was first
rosy and then white.
"Oh! What have you been doing|
she cried in deepest anxiety. You
you-"
"I am walking across the room,' Jack
| laughed, very gently; land | assure you
| | feel better every step l take"
Audrey's heart was beating so wildly
| IL SeeDeU 10 SeHu d lhiOuSn h''
limbs. She was startled. and was very
shy and nervous. She had no idea ht
was so well as this it was great shocl
to turn round and see him standing there
smiling with his eyes and lips as he hat
smiled that first day of their meeting.
| "Well," said Jack, as he came to
standstill before her, 'are you not goini
to say something to me, Audrey"
81 am very glad"
There she stopped, for he had sud
denly thrown his arms about her ant
drawn her close to his heart.
my dearest, my sweetest wife!' b
murmured, passionately, while food o
color rushed into her cheeks. my own
my very own " and then, before she wa
aware Of 1t, he had stopped and kisse
her lips softly, whispering tender word
all the while.
With an almost inarticulats cry Oh
buried her face on his breast and clun
to him with a force which was the sweet
est sensation Jack Glendurwood had eve
experienced. He saw then how wise tn
old doctor had been, and was gratefr
to the common sense that had prompte
him to end the unsatisfactory conditio
Of affairs.
By and By he sat down In the b
chair. and she nestled sa tAs asoe essie
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
Ton Scientific.

"why doesn't that scientific lecturer
introduce some humor into his popular
lecturesT
"I suppose because he has too mucn
respect for the attraction Of gravity.
baltimore American.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
A. q Remfn der.

.This tablecloth," remarked the den
tal student boarder, reminds me OF
the moon, because 1t Is so different"
"How's thatT queried the landlady.
"The moon," explained the d. 8. b..
",s subject to an occasional change,
Won know"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
Possible Explanation

Mabel-Oh, no; he hadn't the facs
10 even try to kiss me.
stella-Perhaps you didn't have ths
cheek to tempt him.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02

Necessity usually knows a good thing
vben Il sees 1t, even IL 1t does fall
Avn On 4 law EXAMINATION
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02

Even the bartender has poor op!n-
Ion of the man who plays cards In tho
middle Of the day.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPIEh Nv.
The excitement and gossip about LORD
Iobn Glsndur woods romantic naTiaSe
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
IN THE HOUSE.
Discussion Over Exercise of Eminent
Domain Right by Smefters.

"A prolonged discussion took place in
the house yesterday afternoon over an
amendment offered to ii. B. 60 by
Marks. relating TO the production and
reduction OF ores and the exercise OF
eminent domain by smelling companies.
Marks wished 10 amend The bill by
fixing the area OF right of eminent do
main TO an area OF four miles and then
only when the proposed Conaemner has
the right or option by purchase TO at
least IS per cent OF the land acreage
within this four-mlle radius.
The debate WAS taken part In by Nc
Rae and Marks. who advocated the
amendment, and Joseph. Benson ana
Robinson, who opposed IT, The amend
nsnt finally carried.
SENATE BILLS PASSED.
The following senate bills passed tn,
house:
S. B. 2Os by -Approprlatlng the
sum of $500 TO Ware & TTesauza, archl-
tects. for services in preparing detail
Sketches, plans, etc. for state aIln0ry
building.
s. B. zoo by committee on private
corporations and Insurance.. relating to
penalties imposed upon corporations
moi organized under the laws of Utah.
$. b, l46, by Seely. pertaining to The
Deseret Agricultural and Manufacture
ing society.
$. B. las, by committee on Judici-
airy, relating 10 the service OF process
Of city courts.
$, d. 152. by Benner X. Smith. Known
as $, b. 1885, to extend the scope and
operation OF livery stable keepers
lien.
quested instruction to Jury,
5, h. Isl, by Bonner X. Smith. relat-
Nng 10 special taxes.
$. y. 50, by l5enner ", snllth, de-
clarinG the production and reduction %
ores tn be for the public use nnd henc-
III and providing Tor the exercise OF The
right of eminent domain therefor
S. u. No 1893. by Park, relating 10
annual teachers institute
s. II. ia, by j Y. Smith, to encourage
ne destruction OF certain Wild animals.
s. IL, S. by lSenner X. Smith appro-
printing the sum Of ,s2 600 to Lafayette
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
MAY REVOKE CERTIFICATE.
Mrs. Gallagher. Formerly OF Lincoln
school, May bc Disciplined.

The matter of the sudden disappear
ance of Mrs I,ouIse gallagher. forrnerlS
CIV
nul liostce OF Wlllout letsaSe tlutl' Iae'
teschlns contract Nlth tne eits uu5
OF edneatioh was tne subject Oh coilslu
cration before ine state BOARD OF eauGt
llon Yesterday az ts hlee'lh-
heid M state sup'rlniehdsnl o.
Schools Nelson's office. city supeTH-
tendent of SCHOOLS Christensen, VINO rs j.
member of the state board brough
the matter 10 the attention OF tHe
board ahd an lhSeslIkallon was com
fnenced which may result In the revoka
Of Mrs. Gullashers state eer'iheate,
She disappeared FROM hee scaool o.
t'tlday AFTERNOON ana a letteI was re
ceiv"d by her principal Monday alae
school had opened sl9tlnS that she NJ,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
Pleasing Practise of Icusiun stake in
aoth and gist Tomorrow Night.

The exchange of ward rholrs in the
Ensign stake noted some time ago in
the NEWS proved SO successful THAI
the plan is being continued and the fol-
lowing exchanges Will be made tonor-
row evening The Twentieth and
Twenty-first ward choirs VIII visit
each others wards, where these pro-
grams are 10 be observed. BY the
Twentieth ward choir:
In Our Redeemer's Name. Stephens
Sacramental--
jesus once OF humble BIRTH"
We children of our God"
Dear to the Shepherd
Sweet and Low .,.,... Parr Quartet
by I3ahylon's Wave .....--.C Sounod
D. j Watts, Chorister.
Miss Jennie Rouney- Orsanst
TwENrY-F1RsT WARD CHOIR.
Hymn "Protectton."
Anthem, who Are These"
Organ Voluntary During Sacrament,
solo, Selected. ....... Laurinda POulton
Anthem, Sweet is thy Mercy" -.
,-.,...- Lillian Hud son and Choir
j. ID. owen. Churis;er
Helen NJ. Walsh, Orgauist.
The hour Of meeting is O'Clock at
the TWenty-iirEt ward chapel, aud ESQ
at the Twentieth ward,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

be equal to any en- Urgency and be wor-
try OF the patronage " the Cache
valley people,
1t Is pointed out that there are at
least score OF cities and towns In
northern Utah and southern Idaho who
Would hall with deligh, the erection and
equipment OF such a building. AtSen.
ton is further drawn 10 The fact that
Logan is the home OF TWO az the inrr-
est schools In tbs state, each nf them
attended By hundreds VI students not
residents of tha4 city There An no
doubt in the minds ot DR.. Bulge and
associates but that the time has come
for large and w To date hospital To
be erected III the capital of Cache
county.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
ON "THE ROAD"
And It,. IlcnllA Lnls OF run.

An md, woman solved the food qnes-
iIon Win gcod sound reasoning She
says
"For almost 10 years | suffered from
poor hellth which was plainly the re-
suit of Improper food,
II was always dr0wsy, had headache.
stomach trouble. was getting Hpllpw
COMPASSIONATE Short was simply mlser-
able
'Yct 1 did not realize The real cause
~ my trouble auth recently, I hnY
given Grapa-Nuts and the exercises In
the little book, "The Road To WellSllles'
(Which l found Ia the pkg,l thorough
TRIAL. and they have worked wonders
for me,
If noticed change from the begin
nlng MY headache disappeared and at
the end OF the first week my stomach
did not trouble me so much
Nov, IN less than II month. my
nerves are strong and l begin to- have
some ambition to do things | have
gained six yonnds and feel fun pf life.
'Grape-Nuts food, With cream, makes
delicious dlsh ana l never grow tired
OF II. 1 consider H-rhe Road Ia Well
VILE one of The most valuable books
ever printed, Tor 1 owe my Present good
health 10 II aud Grape Nuts" Name
given BY Postum CO., Battle Creek,
Mich. det the book from yorr pkg
d sfsi.. ~ o.. -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
ADJUSTMENTS.

Thratcr--One gazes upon the rec
ord this amusement mad town is max
Ing noW-a days with something Of q
feeling OF awe. In the face of a ire
nendOus advance sale for the Savage
Opera company, at SO ticket. with the
April festival seats also being Iiberally
bought, with the Orpheum and the pop
ular priced places nightly packed. still
an old timer like 1.-The TenderfOot"
comes back again to the Salt Lake The
ater and there Is almost a riot in the
lobby To see who shall reach the doors
first.
Last nights house was Jammed with
q tumultuous. and fortunately for "rhe
Tenderfooi,' good natured crowd.
This musical comedy while always dis
tinguished for the rapidity Of It's move
lne1its, was never noted Tor having amy
great amount of brains scattered
through IL, and the number of medic
ere things that caught on last night,
and the number OF Indifferent things
that were CLOSED over, such as many
spots in the female chorus, and the dia-
lOeue of some OF the girls showed Un-
mistakenly that the audience was out
bent on having a good time. Mr.. Fig
mans TenderfOot remains the same
humorous creation and he is entitled to
fun credit. Miss White though not
al her best. owing to a long Siege OF ILL
ness, did some very pretty vocal work;
the gentleman who essayed the part of
Chinaman, and the girl who made a
melancholy attempt 10 play the ''slav-
ey." did some clever dancing. The same
bill goes this afternoon and evening"
IyriC--Continuous vaudeville shows
TO be given at the Lyric Theater
under the new management should
pack The house COnsidine and sullivan
who have purchasedri heLyric and also
the Utahna In Ogden say that they
have secured for the opening night
some clever acts. This firm have u
circuit of over so theaters They have
now on their books 200 OF the most
original vaudeville acts IN the country
and are looking for more. The NellOs
aerobats and jugglers are the head liners
NJ the opening show Monday night.
Johns and Abrams society sketch artists
have a good reputation as FUN makers.
The Kaufman sisters. who were engaged
n London Il short time ago by John
COnsIdine viii also be on the opening
bill They are seen in some interest
Ing character changes, Norris and
Kramer VIII do a modern singing and
lanclng stunt The polyscope pie
lures 40 be- shown during The evening,
have been carefully selected ANA arc
MD to be very entertaining.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

passed; as did s. II ls5, by the same
author relating to elections on school
bonds, etc,
LAID ON TABLE.
The house then proceeded to kill the
following bills;
s. Il. g. by Bener X Smith. provid-
Ing for placing witnesses under bonds
and securing their testimony. similar
bill TO this had passed the house.
H. B. go, by Westphal providing Off
GERS shall perform their duties without
fees In cases of poor people The enact
ing clause of this bill was stricken out
in less time than II takes to tell 1t.
H. II. 10. by Bower relating TO school
taxes and permitting cities Of the Sec
ond class TO levy \. mill additional
TAX for school buildings. went TO the ta-
bic without giving Bower chance for
his white alley. 1t was all done SO
quickly that the smiling horticulture
list was taken off his feet To find his
favorfte bill stiff ON the table.
$. b. 1884. by Benner Y. Smith max
ing appropriations for paving certain
streets of Salt Lake City, was also laid
to rest OH the table without uphOls
terry.
"sauntering'' was then declared in
order until 10 O'Clock This morning
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
SHEEP FOR SALE.

$500 coming TWO and three year old
ewes, Montana raised, located In east
etu Wyoming, heavy shearers.
5000 ewes. bred 10 I.lncou raIns, an
ages western idaho.
$500 ewes yearltngs up, Gdaho-11t h
raised. medium woods. bred TO coarss.
wool rams. will furnish ambin-
ground. Lamb April 30 miles froln
Ogden.
$500 ewes, yearllngs to iOurs. shear
pounds, bred To- Ramboullet rams,
al miles from Ogden.
soc ewes, yearIngs mp. bred to
black faced rams. tops of 10000 head.
Idaho raised located near Pocatello-
Bell phone 25s.