The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1907-02-15
BALTIMORE SUN-BEAMS

cotlHion people TeSeut'
Not even the most rabid objecto
has the courage to raise his vote
againsta a pension bill. no matter hov
many millions it takes out of tn
Treasury.
When the President can't evel
keep politics out of the canal con
tract, how can he expect to keel
graft off the Isthmus of Panama?
The Society for the Suppression o
Useless Noises seems u long tim,
getting around to Senator Beveridge
II the Japs insist on trouble, W,
might send Taft over to sit down OF
their little country.
Congress has begun to investigate
the investigators.
No, Thomas F. Ryan is not in th,
Panama deals. But there are thos,
who wait at the gate until the othel
men bring out the ''swag."
The Sweettenham apology is NJ
joke.
Let us not be judged by our Thav
trials.
The eminent counsel have seen fl
to arrange respite for Mrs. Thaw
but how about the rest of us?
The Democratic organization ought
to take lesson from the Linthicum
supporters and smoke up.
The Supreme Court appears to be
becoming thoroughly Teddyized.
The American Ice Company re.
fuses to thaw out, no matter what
the rest of us do.
None OF Mr.. Rockefeller's 49,, ,OOO,.
900 will be needed in Boston.
Commissioner Garfield admits that
the Government cannot curb corpo-
rations. Maybe that is why Brother
Hartman don't get worried.
Justice Fitzgerald happily knows
| the difference between q murder
trial and an entertainment for the
morbid curiosity of idle people.
The Hon. Mr.. Wachter doesn't see
why his opponents should take his
candidacy in laughing matter
Foraker evidently intends to make
all summer engagements for his
Brownsville minstrel show.
And the poor Government clerk
has no eXtra-pay coupons attached
to his salary.
Ambassador Bryce will probably
make sure that there are no more
Jealous woman attaches of the Brit
ish Embassy.
Besides the provisional govern
ment the Americans are inf1icting
"Florodora" on the Cubans.
Mr.. Hartman seems to have brok-
en- the combination in New York's
society trust.
Very few crazy men can show a
fool record equal to Harry Thaw's.
San Francisco can put side door
in its schoolhouses for the little Japs.
Congress evidently smarts under
the tipping evil as practiced in
Washington. Senator Beveridge
ought to produce a bill now against
interstate tipping for the benefit of
Pullman porters.
Mr.. Hearst wants to limit by law
the amount you can spend on cleo
tions. He evidently overspent him
self.
The Rhode Island legislator just
can't decide whose money to take.
Funny when man proposes the
telephone girl so seldom says,
Wires busy"
The politicians still hope "a white
man is comm wild barrel"
President Roosevelt writes that
"teaching is the noblest of profess
sions." Is that the reason he tries
to act the schoolmaster to everybody
and everything in the country?
Senator McCumber thinks an army
officer ought to be satisfied with a
uniform without hankering for a
free pass on railroad.
1t is now up to the public to con-
slider whether Mr.. Rockefeller's con-
tribution of $43, ,000,0 900 to the ''gener-
al education fund" is going to be
used in each state for education in
accordance with state ideas, or in
order to push some one propaganda
favored by majority of the Educa-
ton Board.
The French, who have been boast
ing of their liberty, equality and
fraternity for more than 100 years,
are now for the first time wrestling
with an income-tax law. 1t is fra
,n1 nll -i0h q
paw equally, the equality" part of
it does not impress bondholders.
Senator Foraker imagines the citi-
zens of Brownsville "shot up' them
selves ''suicide pact" so to speak.
- The Thaw trial only teaches the
old lesson-that the way of the trans
gressor is hard.
Government clerks are not to get
"raise" until they are elected to Con-
gress,
And Mr.. Gerome had to sit quietly
through it all.
Senator Foraker has not vet intro
duced bill to erect a black marble
statue to the negro martyrs who
were prosecuted at Brownville.
Lawyer Abe Hummel is also get
ting few testimonials in the Thaw
evidence.
The Congressman who introduced
the bill abolishing tips in Washiag-
ton mustn't be surprised if the waiter
spills hot soup on his best clothes.
English Liberal leaders have given
notice to the Lords to move out of
the upper house.
ITCH-RINGWORM
E. T. Lucas, Wingo, KY, writes,
April 25, 1902: "For 10 to ~ years I
had been afflicted with malady known
as he itch The itching was most un