Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-02
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There was a noise like a fire depart
ment in Albuquerque yesterday.
Secretary TAFT may not be able to
play tennis. but he could at least ny
Muldooning.
The New York capitalists who are
said 20 have backed the last Cuban
revolution. seem 70 have backed up.
just thing how nice it would feel
tu wander out on the sidewalk and
watch our own engine speed by.
II seems 10 be "a question whether 81
was the LACK OF spirit or the price thar
put the kibosh on Voliya's New Mex
leo colony.
There are doubtless several captain
IN Wall street who would like TO guide
r. Roosevelt around the sBags that be-
set him IN the Mississippi.
Mr.. Harahan charges that Fish
luaned himself q million and a half.
Why should o man who can loan him
self "a million and a half bother about
running a railroad.
80
If socorro with a population OF
5000. can entertain 10000 visitors.
how many delegates To the irrigation
OF?
Let's sec now. what was the name
of hat scientific councilman who said
the water mains would come up by
the roots If a steamer was put on
them
80
An cx-Pennsyiyania congressman
WAS shot Ia Canada last week, bcins
mistaken for q moose. II is better 10
be shot for a moose than 20 be proven
a-coyote.
An Arkansas man was recently
by lightning and killed while
on his way to get married. some men
always under the personal di-
rcctlOn of a benehcent providence.
New Jersey democrats have nomi-
mated a man named katzenbach for
governor. ~ he had just been named
katzenjammcr now, the democrats
have had all sorts OF yellow
publicity free.
Acronauts have discovered thai the
upper air Is cold over the equator and !.
warm over the poles. Perhaps these
leiendxe can tell Us why IFS alwaya ,
warm over the kitchen stove ana cod [,
,yer the parlor radiator. /,
A Georgia policeman alleges that he :
a white snake with a blue tail f,
nd red whiskcrs under It's chin. Thar F,
POLICEMAN should be careful. he Is ia !
of being charged With nature ,
aking. :
This IS the joyous season when a
nan arises In the morning and gets ,
nto his hannols. At noon he takes y
hem off and returns to beer and the !,
lcctric fan, and at night he rcturns !.
o the bosom of his family possessed I
4 an evil temper and a bad cold. :
II Is rumored that the president viii
rs his hand az Arlng while on his
down The Mississippi This an
Iounccment may or may not cause ,
unpleasant crecpiness along certain
Ugh curved New Mexico official
pines.
Softly waited now Ca greet us 4
on every breeze hat blows L
Comes a faint. EMBEDDING perfume
such as memory bostows. u
when we mind the time that mothcr T
Meanwhile holding To her nose. $
Clamberod high into the attic. Il
And got out our winter clothes. s
80 4
The dear old Almanac explains that
.tc Speaker Baca was appointed dep Il
~ oil inspector on accommodation u
( Governor Curry 'and the Rcpubli- q
an Territorial Organization includ- II
lg Chairman " .. Bursum." Per NJ
APPS Granville P%endleton and Frank ii
also ran but the Almanac
ocsu't mention b. n
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The former register Of the land Of i,
cc is engaged again in talking about IL
airs. This b. just the beginning of the =,
criodiral attack which has us culml- :,
alton usually in a column and "a half hi
"Malfcasauce and Misteusancc !.
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