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The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1907-09-06
Attack OF Didrrhna Cured by One Dose
ofChamberlains Collie, Cholera
and Didrrhceo Remedy.

l was so weak from an attack of diar-
rhna that l could scarcely attend to NV
duties, when l took a dose Of Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy 1t cured me entirely and /
had been taking other medicine for nine
days without relief. l heartily recon-
mend this remedy as being the best 10
my knowledge for bowel complaints =
R, q STEWART, of the firm OF Stewart
d Bro, Greenville, Ala. For sale by
Aekerman Stewart Drug Go.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
Corporations Gust Miners.

The Klondike proper-that is, that
portion OF the Yukon territory in the
vicinity of Dawson-as far as the in
dividual miner is concerned. is on q
rapid decline owing to the immense
area of ground being acquired by
dredging companies. One company
alone has purchased nearly all the
placer ground on the three principal
creeks, namely: Bonanza, Eldorado
and Hunker, and has bonded consid-
erably more on Dominion and other
creeks for various reasons. Where
formerly hundreds of miners were
working for wages or working their
own ground, thus creating a demand
fol- provisions, clothing, machinery,
hardware, etc. and the transportation
from Dawson to the different mining
operations. now dredges are either op.
Grating or in course of construction
Consular Reports.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
AN OLD EDITOR
Found $4,000 Worth Of Food.

The editor Of a paper out in Okla.
said: Yes. It is true when I got hold
Of GrapeNuts food it was worth
more than a $1,000 doctor bill to me.
for it made me a well man. ! have
gained % pounds in weight. my
strength has returned tenfold. my
brain power has been given back to
me, and that is an absolute essential.
for ! am an editor and have been for
35 years.
MY pen shall always be ready to
speak good word for this powerful
1utriuve food had Of course often
read the advertisements regarding
Grape-Nuts. but never thought to ap-
ply the food TO my own use. until. in
ny extremity and sickness the thought
came TO me that IL might At my case.
The statements in regard TO the food
are absolutely correct. as have proven
Ia ny own case. One very fortunate
hing about tIe food is that while II is
he most scientifically made and high
y nourishing. concentrated food have
aver known. IL has so delicious a taste
hat IL wins and holds friends"
There's a Reason" Read THE Road
o MELVILLE" IN pkgs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
ECZEMA COVERED BABY.
worst Case Doctors Ever Saw-Suf-
fered Untold Misery-Perfect
Cure by Cutlcura Remedies.

MY son, who Is now twenty-five
years of age, when four months old
began to have eczema on his face,
spreading quite rapidly until he was
nearly covered. The eczema was some
thing terrible, and the doctors said IL
was the worst case they ever saw. At
times his whole body and face were
covered. all but his feet. used many
kinds OF patent medicines. to no avail
friend leased me to try Cuticura.
At last decided to try Cuticura when
my boy was three years and four
months old, having had eczema all that
time and suffering untold misery.
began to use all three of the Cuticura
Remedies. He was better in two
months; in six months he was well.
Mrs. II. l.. Risley. Piermont, N. H.,
Oct. "a, 1905"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
Made for Eat Men.

One of the narrow arches in the
gallery OF the chapel at Columbia uni
versity is not exactly symmetrical, al
though the defect is not noticeable to
the casual observer, says the New
York Globe. The reason for the wild
ening OF the arch after its original con-
struction had rise in a somewhat
humorous occurrence. One of the
early visitors was a remarkably fat
man. who found himself wedged into
the arch when he tried to squeeze
through and was extricated with diff
Guilty. The builders. recognizing the
possibility Of other fat people being
numbered among the future visitors,
decided to widen the arch, sacrificing
symmetry and harmony to practical
need, as the pier was so constructed
as to bear no loss of width on one Of
Ats sides.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
BORAx IS NATURES
MINE OF PURITY FOR
DAIRY UTENSILS,

Borax Is first. a cleanser that re-
moves dirt and grease with surprising
ease; second, ii is a sweetener that
makes fragrant any surface that has
grown musty Sr stale from neglect;
third, ii is an antiseptic or destroyer
OF germs. II prevents the development
OF bacteria or mouldy growths. With
all this it is perfectly free from harm
in its resulting effects.
THE FARM CHURN is kept free
from that stale odor If 1t is washed
with Borax in the following proper
tions-1 tablespoonful of Borax to a
quart of water.
THE DAIRY ROOM has nothing
about it but the pleasant aroma Of
fresh milk and cream and sweet butter
If it is kept clean with Borax. There
will be no soapy smell and no lurking
hint OF something gone wrong.
THE CREAM CROOKS take on an
extra freshness when washed with
Borax and water in the following pro-
portions-1 tablespoonful OF Borax to
quart of water. This preserves the
fresh flavor of the cream.
THE FARM CREAM SEPARATOR
can be kept thoroughly sweet and
clean by wash of Borax and water
in the following proportions table
spoonful of Borax to quart of water.
Be sure that you get pure Borax. To
be sure, you must get go MULE
TEAM BORAX." II you are unable to
get 30 Mule Team" brand send us
your dealers name and we will ar
range to supply you. Booklet free.
Pacific Coast Borax Company, Chi.
| cago, Ill.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
cheapens and Improves Coal.

Consul General w. X. Holloway, OF
Halifax, says that the Canadian com
mercial agent at Manchester, England.
reports an invention at that place for
depriving soft coal OF it's most obiec-
tionable feature by abstracting the
oils said to produce smoke, and call
iDg the resulting article "coalite,"
which is something like coke in ap.
pedrance and which can be furnished
at one-third the present cost of coal.
Five acres OF land near Manchester
have been purchased, and large works
will be erected for its production
United States Consul Reports.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
PAT SET ONLY ONE LIMIT.
Would Quit When He Was Done With
All Things Earthly.

A rich man out In the suburbs who
owns large place has among the
many people employed to keep II In
shape an Irishman OF whom he is par.
ticularly fond on account Of his un.
conscious wit. says Harper's Weekly
This Irishman is something Of n hard
drinker, and, as his income is limited,
he is more particular as regards the
quantity than the quality of his
liquids. The other day the employer.
who had been awaiting a good oppor-
tunity, remarked in kind tone, as
the closing sentence of q friendly lee.
ture:
Now, Pat, how long do you think
you can keep on drinking this cheap
whiskey?"
To which Pat instantly replied:
"All my life. IL 1t doesn't kill me-"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03


and replying only in monosyllables
TO his wife's occasional questions. He
ate hastily and in a preoccupied way
a hearty dinner. and drank a tumbler
or water and then his coffee in the
same manner.
At length he noticed the under.
current of excitement among the chill
dren. Bob. what are you fidgeting
about so for?" he demanded. sharply.
Nothing. SIR answered Bob.
startled into preternatural gravity.
Il wish. Alice. you could teach them
better table manners complained his
father. as he pushed his chair back
and rose
The children followed him meekly
into the sitting-room. where each be
gan upon his OF her usual evening oc
cupation-either lessons. a book, OF
game. Mr.. Armstrong took up his
newspaper and his wife her needle
work.
But Elsie, observing closely, soon
saw her father put down his paper and
lean back YEARLY in his chair Deem.
ing the hour propitious. she crept
over to him and climbed on his
knee.
Father" she began timidly, "d,,
please join our c. A. club. won't
you?"
What kind of a club. pussy?"
Why, that's my club name" said
Elsie, laughing; Il am the Cat. Here
are the resolutions" drawing them
from her pocket-'wont you please
sign them. father"
'Do-please do" pleaded the boys
now hanging one on either arm of his
chair.
is this hold-up--your money or
your life?" laughed father. How
much does 1t cost? A fortune. I'll be
bound"
oh, no-no. only five cents and
fines. Read it. father, quick"
Mr.. Armstrong put on his specta
cles and read the resolutions care,
fully.
VIII you sign now, father" asked
Elsie anxiously. Mother SAYS IL we
don't make a success of it at home
first. we had better not ask any 9th
ers to join
She does, eh?" said Mr.. Arm
strong, with a quizzical glance at his
wife. We'll, | will join. We are al
more or less pigs. so you better cal
me the pig of the company; l see yor
each have a name"
"Oh, no! we couldn't" cried Fred
Tor we sit on the pig, you know"
Sit on the pig! What do 20,
mean?"
They showed him Feds sketch O
their symbol. at which he smiled
Then III be the Ostrich" he de
clared, for / begin TO realize that
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

Six months after it's organization
the Commonsense Animal club was
holding a business meeting. The Bear
surrendered his presiding chair TO the
Ostrich. who had requested the priv.
ilege of addressing the company.
My Fellow ComnOnseIse Ami
mails" began the Ostrich. Il desire to
report that I have organized a branch
OF this most useful association in Wall
street. which sends its respective
greetings TO the parent club. And
now ! have a personal word to say
70 you wish TO express my graft.
sude for the benefit / have derived
from becoming one Of you. Six months
ago | was slave to dyspepsia; and
my physician warned me that I
would be seriously in II 7 did not
give mp business for awhile and take
a rest. Just at that time my little
daughter coaxed me TO be-a Com.
nonsense Animal Since then. BY
simply following your rules-that is.
by eating slowly and chewing nv
food thoroughly have become a
cheerful. and, I hope. useful member
Of society. My doctor could not nm.
derstand the change. until ] gave him
our resolutions TO read. Then he de.
clered. with a twinkle in his eye. that
this club, if 1t was rot speedily sun.
pressed, would deprive him Of all his
patients.
Let me close By sayiDs that you
will always have the hearty sympA.
thy and support Of the Ostrich. tie
Duck and ali the animals OF :helr
family"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
Wonderful Engineering Work.

me admirable accuracy of the work
or civil engineers of the best class IL
shown In the wonderfully slight dew
alton OF the great Simplon tunnel from
the calculations OF the men who
planned 1t and executed the work.
The tunnel is 12k miles long. IL
proved 81 inches longer than IL was
expected to be. When the two head
ings came together in the depths OF
the mountain their levels were less
than 81 inches apart.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
HnvN'G ThiqP

We orcr One Hundred Dollars Reward sor any
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY A. co, Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned have known y J. Cheney
Tor the last ~ years aud believe him perfectly hon
orabis fu al business transactions aud hna1cfaily
able O. carry Out any obligations made by bfs nrfu
WALDtS0. KfNNAN q MAHvfH
Wholesale Druggists Toledo o.
Hans Catarrh Cure f. taken Internally. acting
directly upon tho blood and mucous surfaces Of tho
system. Testimonials sent free. Price 10 ceuts per
J0tIe. Sold ~ au Druggists
take Hans Family r. is for constipation.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
FIGURES Of Lumber Cut,rno.

Since 1880 more than 700, 900 900 600
feet Of timber have been cut in the
United States for lumber alone. in.
GLIDING SOOOO,0OO,O 900 feet Of confer.
Gus stumpage estimate Of the census
In 1880.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

No great excellence in any depart
ment Of life Is achieved without effort
and training; attainment comes not by
accident-Bremner.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

He that has the energy and will to
uproot a fault has also the energy,
and ought to will to plant . virtue In
its place.-Lacon.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
diseases permanently cured by DR.. X linc's
Hie9t Nerve Restorer. Send for Free s. OD
Id 93l Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
No More Worry.

1T used to worry me when the bar
Der informed me that my hair was
getting a little thin on top"
But you got used to 1t, eh?"
mo. Now it worries me because he
doesn't mention It. / must be getting
old"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

Aliens Foot Ease is a certain cure for
not sWcaatng,, ,callous, and swollen. aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists Price 15c Don'f
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen 5. Olmsted, lie Roy. y. Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
Whole OUTFIT In HARMONY.

you've seen that new dress Of
mine" said Miss Dowdey. now that
want to get bat to 1latcA what
would you suggest?
why not get slouch?" remarked
Miss Knox.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

We should do everything we can for
others. If only to dissipate the thought
OF what they omit TO do for U.s.
Madame Swetchine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
FOR children teething, softens tho gums reduces IN
ANIMATION. alaJs pain. cures wind coU. 23c bottle
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
What Kind Of a Club?"

have treated my poor stomach as If
it were an ostrich's-puting into II
all sorts Of things it couldn't manage
properly"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

Many a girls idea of doing good In
the world Is to marry mao to reform
him.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

Discretion may be the better part
OF valor because II can run faster.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
krause's Cold Cure.

For cold in head, throat, chest or back
Best remedy for La Grippe. Druggists, 25c
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03
A Cure for Dyspepsia
BY M. Janet Hay

Copyright. by Joseph b. Bowles1
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-07-03

That evening at the dinner-tabIe
certain mysterious communications
were telegraphed among the younger
members OF the house. ard Suppress
ed giggles and smothered chokings
were audible as they diligently chew
ed each mouthful OF food.
Mr.. Armstrong sat at tho head of
the table looking tired and harassed,
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-16
ARIZONA TREATING"


 Seme Of the New Mexico newspap- CTS, the Santa Fe New Mexican espe- c.ally, are disturbed because of the articles recently appearing in the Ari- zona newspapers concerning state hood. The New Mexican evidently thinks Arizona newspapers are com hitting great sin in declaring that Arizona is as well qualified for state hood as New Mexico. Referring to recent article in this paper the New Mexican says :"They (meaning Ari- zona newspapers should stop prating about the joint statehood question. That is dead and beyond resurrection. The matter of statehood for New Mex leo Is now on top and will receive a.- tention at the hands of the sixtieth congress and it looks as If the action of that body woujd be favorable"
 
 This paper can see no reason why New Mexico should be admitted with out the same favor being granted to the people of Arizona. It was the press and people of Arizona that killed the joint statehood proposition SO dead that it will never be resur- rected by continually prating," to use the language of the New Mexican, about the monstrous injustice it would lave visited upon both the pso pie of Arizona'and New Mexico. While the Arizona press was ~pratirg" about this psapable injustice and fighting if in and out of congress the news papers Of Neu Mexico were fawning at the feet of President Roosevek in fear of losing few measly ofaces and the favors of those who held sh~rn.
 To sdms New Mexico now without also admitssag Arizona as a state w-a be an eo ss indefensiise as ws the rrqposed joining Of bsfh tss rNeriS iz.o one aate- If sD dedrre zhfsF Fnwarranbed "pr<sius,v then we must siesd guilty and ve beasre ssae s1ss rss~a os the seratrv wsth
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-16
Back to ths oId Horne.

This is the time of the year when the young man who has gone to the city to make his fortune borrows railroad fare from his chum and joins the gay home coming excursion back to the place where he was born.
 Following the band from the depot to the town hall, where the grand re- ception is to be pulled of, how his bosom sweIls with pride, and before the exercises are half over he begins to feel that the town is greatly hon ored in the fact that he selected it as q birthplace.
 By the time he has related the story of his success to his former compan- ions and to the lady who knew him ever since he was nine inches high he feels like sure enough millionaire ex- cept when he feels in his pockets. As he leaves the dear old home town and returns to the grind the descent is rap i'd, but he certainly does weigh enough when he is there.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-16

to Governor Kibbey, after the ad- journment of the deep waterways con vention, many of the governors had departed to their capitals. The dread ed twenty-three was no longer pres ent.
 So the president must have had some other thing in mind when he was moved to request he presence of Governor Kibbey. What it was only time and the governor can ten on his return.
 We have in mind though, :hat there was another territorial governor. Gov ernor Curry of New Mexico. who re- sponded to an invitation of the presi- dent to accompany him on the Miss issippi voyage and that one afternoon after a conference between the pres ident and the governor. the latter was authorized to send out the unexpect' ed tidings of the conversion of the president to the notion of single state hood for New Mexico.
 Is it not probable that Governor Kibbey has been sent for to become the vehicle for similar good news for Arizona? Now that rne president has broken, in the case of New Mexico. the icy exterior which he has hitherto presented to all single statehood schemes, We may not be wildly hope fuI that he is about to give his con sent to the admission of Arizona. But we must keep our hope within bounds. The presidents consent is not admis- sion any more than the presidents de cree two years ago was jointure There is yet the objection of eastern congressman to overcome. Of the sternness of that objection the presi- dent was so well aware, that he doubt less realized that he was sacrificing nothing when he gave his endorse ment to New Mexico's ambition. With equal and even greater safety, he may bestow his blessing upon us. It can  do no harm beyond filling us with false hopes, but that harm would be offset by making Us feel good for a season, a season long enough to em- brace the period within which dele gates to the national republican con Yention are to be chosen.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-16

perhaps one or two exceptions, will be willing to enter pleas of guilty to the same charge Had it not been for the opposition of Arizona joint statehood would have been an accomplished fact today Having defeated this proposed outrage Arizona now again asks for statehood and certainly the time to push this matter is when statehood has been promised our sister territory who has net single claim that Ari- zona does not possess.
 We do not believe congress could be persuaded or coerced to go on rec ord with a measure so unjust and in- defensible as would be a bill admit ting New Mexico as a state and deny ing admission to Arizona.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-16
ANTl-WILD CAT LAW FOR ARIZONA.

We heartily concur in the follow ing editorial taken from the Paradise Record:
 Arizona should have an anti-wild- cat law for the protection of her le- gitimate mining industries, her fair name, and stockholders to-be. Such law would be a credit to the terri tory, regardless of whether the num- ber of wild cat companies at the pres ent time be few or many. It would not only deter eyil-doers from defraud- ing others and running great risk of getting themselves into trouble, but it would also give legitimate com panies a better standing, Arizona bet ter name, and the mining industry in general a healthier tone. To have this effect, however, it would be nee essary to strictly enforce the law.
 At present the only recourse a de frauded stockholder has in this terri tory is in the usual laws, obtaining money under false prctenses, for in- stance. But it is well known that as applied to wild eating these laws are easily evaded. Nor does small stockholder care to go to the expense of prosecution unless his chances of getting legal redress are good.
 It was recently announced that the postofice department will in the near future go to greater expense than in the past in securing evidence and Prosecuting wild caters who make use of the mails, As a matter Of defraud. This is we'll The govern ment can do good service; but the territory with good wild cat law will be able to proceed against those whom the postofice department has no jurisdiction over, viz, the persons who get in their work without the use of teh mails. As matter of fact, if there is to be choice be tween the two methods, the terri toriai law is to be preferred in being fairer to the accused. He has public hearing and if he so elects, trial by jury. The power of the postofilce de partment is unlimited so far as the use of the mails is concerned, and there Is no trial. The government can punish only by deprising from the use of the mails; the territory can imprison or fine, or both. The latter punishment is the more effective The territory should. therefore. handle such cases. And it is to be hoped that the next legislature will pass a law of this kind"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-16
Humor @a Philosophy
FOR THE CITY CHILD.
By DUNCAN Nj. SMITH

The babbling brooks we read about Are doubtless very pretty, But they are not fin evidence
 For children in the city,. srtse -,ss-@4- s-. shest- hassLs fa rliav Seem to be growing fewer. As near as some tots reach them is The gurglipg of the sewer. The gutters in the city street
 Lack clear and sparkling luster. They can for poSies on their banks A grass blade scarcely muster. They do not ioiter on their way And here and there grow deeper, For they are rudeiy pushed along By every pavement sweeper. They do not laugh and leap and sing, But move on like a cripple. No romance fingers on their banks Or in their murky ripple. They do not tell of meadows bright Or forests dim and hazy. ais0 aI'5 ~isS ,.ss5Ss ss.sss
 In them would be called crazy. Yet they are all the babbling brook That children fin the city Win ever have to tell about
 Or dream of. nlore's the pity. l wonder when they grow up tall And have some splendid chaRceS If they will weave them into plays Or write them Tn roinances.