Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1907-09-06
GLOBE SIGHTS.

It's very, very easy to be foolish.
Better watch out.
Extremes of heat make more liars
than profit and gain.
After man becomes a real good
orator, his mouth Is nearly always
too big.
If a woman has her children with
her, she never hears half what YOU
say to her.
1t is getting to be no mure distinc-
tlon to own an automobile than it IT
is to own palm.
A remarkable deaf.rerson is the one
who doesn't talk to you as it he
thought you we're.
You can tell married man when
be passes throught screen door by
the way he fights the flies.
What has become OF the old fashion
ed man who could quote from the
Bible better than his wife?
Some men are as particular about a
haircnt as If they thought it never
would have to be cut again.
5 Never get into an argument oyer re-
ligion with anyone of whom you may
some day want favor.
What has become of the old fashion,
ed man who referred to his son as a
chip OF the old bIock'
When mans mother sides with
his wife in saying he is guilty, public
opinion might as we'll hang him.
No man was ever brought up 10
what he regards as the proper way
when he turns out to be failure.
p No one can properly enjoy eating
corn of the cob unless he can stretch
an octave with his mouth.
What has become of the old fashion
ed person who called wagon filed
with household goods "tlittin'?"
When man prides himself upon
always being perfectly just you may
depend upon it others do not think
he is.
PUPPY love" is always so serious
at the time that the victim wonders
afterWard how he ever recovered so
quickly.
1t is easy to throw too much en-
thusiasm into handshake, particu
larly if you are shaking hands with a
woman.
What good excuse is there for peo-
pie labelling tsemselves because there
ras recently been a death in the
familyp
You are more apt to hear any wo-
man rave over doctor than the wo-
man who has to earn the money to
pay her bills.
Every young man in love with a
pretty and incapable girl, underestI
mates the time it Will take to learn
how to cook.
Learn the particular style of beauty
man admires and you have a fair
description of the last woman to fasci- |
nate him.
Even the man who paid for the par
Tor furniture isn't to be trusted alone
with it and jack-knIfe, and nothing
to do.
Don't slop over in giving compIi-
nents. A slop over compliment is
never taken seriously, and is liable
to be offensive.
1t doesn't detract greatly from your
mistakes to'say you are "only hu-
man, so are the people who notice
your errors.
Ihe average masquerade costume,
seen in daylight, is about the only
thing that would be likely to scare
horse.
There isn't much in the world but
work. Even people at summer re-
sorts must do lot of Iustling .around
to have good time.
Summer resorts are becoming about
as. disagreeable to take as pills. They
are sugar coated, but they cost money
and are disagreeabIe.
Has husband any more right to 90
into the kitchen and find fault than a
wife has to go into Cher husbands
office, and find fault?
We have never yet heard of anyone
who was prevented from doing what
he, or she, wanted to do, by the pre-
sence of a chaperon.
The man who goes away for his
health stands about the same chance
of bringing it back that bloodhound
does of locating a CRIMINAL.
When father scoIds, the girl, instead
of seeing any justice in his COM
plants, blames mother for ever bring
Ing him into the family.
You often see a -shouIdered
man wearing shoulder braces, but
they never seem to accomplish any
more than ordinary supsenders.
What has become of the dolefuI
woman Who gave warming ito the
children that if they sang before
breakfast they would Cry before sup
pei?
This is the season OF the year when
the most important question around
every home is how many clothes the
visiting girl will have in the wash.
Girls should be careful in the use
of powder in this weather. The per-
spiration Is apt to make little rolls of
1t. which may grow into biscuit or