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Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Healthy BASIS EstabIlshed

In general business reaction is becoming more
and more apparent 1t has all along been
maintained in these advices that effects of the
late panic would not be limited to Wall street.
but gradually extend to practically all depart
ments of trade. November clearing house
statements strikingly confirm these statements.
The total clearingj at all cities in the United
States in November showed the extraordinary
decline of 30 per cent. including nearly Si per
cent in the middle states. % per cent IN New
England 16 per cent in the middle west and lG
per cent In the south. The smallest shrinkago
was naturally on the Pacific coast, where il
amounted TO only about per cent. New York
of course suffered more than any other city
the percentage of decline here amounting TO
over SO per cent The total clearings in all
cities for the month aggregated $4,000 0OO 900,
or about 81 600, 900 600 less than year ago. In
New York city the total clearings aggregated
So 500 GOO 600, decrease of over $1,000, 900 900
within the month This is an extraordinary
shrinkage and clearly illustrates the severity
Of the late panic. The effect of lessened trade
activity is already being felt in railroad earn
irgs; the gross total reported by thirty-three
roads In the fourth week Of November being
sil, 500 600 decrease of $16S,0O0 compared with
one year ago. Considering that for years
earnings have shown steady increases ranging
from per cent to as much as 20 per cent.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Financial Record
Bv Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
NEW YORK, Dec. 1S.-Money call firm, s
G12 per cent; ruling rate IL; closing, 8; offered
at Sla per cent; time loans nominal; sixty
days, 12ql5 per cent; ninety days S9lO per
cent; six months per cent. Prime mercan-
tile paper per cent sterling exchange firrner,
after decline with actual business in bank
ers' bills at 4.S6a4. Ss05 for demand and at
4.SO1oG4,S1 for sixty day bills; commercial
bills 4.S0; bar silver, 521sc; Mexican dollars,
41c; government bonds steady; railroad bonds,
irregular.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
CARLOAD SHIPMENTS OF
CITRUS FRUITS

o shipments of oranges and lem-
@ ons from Los Angeles Monday, De-
@ ceImber 10, reported by the Cali
% fornia Fruit Growers exchange,
@ were carloads OF oranges and 3
% carloads of lemons.
@ Total to date there were shipped
o 1909 carloads, of which 474 were
% lemons.
@ Last season to date there were
@ shipped S64 carloads, of which 2S4
81 were lemons.
@ 9 @ @3%@%@@ @ @ 9 @ o @ 30 o
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
ORANGES AT AUCTION
IN NEW YORK MARKET

) NEW YORK. Dec. 1S.--Twenty-
) one carloads OF California oranges
) were sold at auction here today at (
the following prices per box for
regular sizes;
Extra fancy naveis, &1.05 to {
1920, average &2.35.
Fancy naveIs, S1.oo to Sass, Z
! average S2.1O.
5 Extra choice naveIs $1.70 to (
; $3.50, average S1.00.
) Choice navels, SI.45 to $500, &
, average s1.75.
> Fruit In fair to good condition,
, market declining, oVerst0ciked.
> weather cloudy and threatening.
; q 5000 . @$@ . 90 Q 2 90 . 4
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
CHICAGO LIVE STOCK

CHICAGO. Dec. 1s--Cattle-Receipts 1000;
market strong to 1Oc higher; beeyes, So 40a
5.15; cows and heifers. sL15q4.60; Texans 81. 10
dSS5; calves, s5.OOd5.70; westerns, $3.20Gp4.75;
stockers and feeders, $2.30q4.25.
Hogs-Receipts about 1000; market mostly
1oc lower; lights, $4,Soa4.75; mixed. @ 3o@4. 50;
heavy, s4.S0d4.75; rough A3Od450 pigs, 81. so
d4.50; bulk of sales. S455qi.70.
Sheep-Receipts about $4,000; market about
steady; natives. s2.00G450; westerns, $4,000
4.50; Searlngs, s400d5.25; lambs. s3.75Q6.2O;
Westerns, So. 75G6. 10.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Eggs, Butter and Cheese

SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 1s.-Fancy cream
cry butter. 35Mc; seconds, S2c; fancy dairy.
25c; seconds, 24c. New cheese, 13ts016c: east
ern. 17isc; Young America. 144@i7c. Ranch
eggs. 4od4sc store 2s@s0c: eastern, 27tsc.
CHICAGO. Dec. 1S.--On the produce ex-
change today the butter market was steady;
creameries, 2od2sMc: dairies. l7as5c. Eggs.
steady at mark, cases included. 2lG25c; flrsts.
2sc; prime firsts, 25c, extras. &c. Cheese.
steady, 11G512c.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Market Ranges

Wheat-Dec. ssAc; May. $1.O4&; July, CSC.
Corn-Dec. SIC; May, 5Sbq5Shc; July, 57lsc.
Oats-May old, 54isc; new, 52hc; July old,
4sasc; new, 459sQ45%c.
Flour steady; No. 2 spring wheat. $1,000
j .13; No. 8, s100@1.12; No. red, sSAc@S1 90;
No. 2 corn. Gle; No yellow, 65lAc; No. oats,
507sc; No. white, 50i.G5Sjsc; No. rye. 7Sc;
fair to choice mailing barley, ssQ95c; No.
northwestern faxseed, s1.141a; prime timothy
seed, S4.30a4.35; clover, contract grades, 81 625;
short ribs, sides. loose, s675@725; mess pork.
per bb. s12.121a@12.25; lard, per 100 lbs, s7.s5;
short clear sides. boxed, sZ0097. 1919; whisky,
he Gle nF btph uinea AZ
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Cotton and Wool

NEw YORK, Dec 1s.-Spot cotton closed
steady; middiings uplands. 10.l0c; do suf.
u .15c; sales 2il3 bales.
ST LOUIS, Dec. iS.--Wool steady terli-
tory and western mediums. 2oG2ac; iine mo-
diums, l9Q21c.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
PRICES OF METALS
IN NEW YORK MARKET

@ NEW YORK, Dec. 1S.-Copper, 9
O lake $1,000 q 1925, eIectrOIytic
o S12.75 a 13.0O,5 casting &12.5O@ a
@ 1875. g
o cad, $685. q 3.45. 6
Q Tin, $25.3711 @26.125I.
o silver, New York, 525s London, {.
@ "a 3-10d. =
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19

PORTLAND Dec. 1S,-Wheat-Club, S2c;
blue stem. sac; valley, SIC; red. soc.
TACOMA, Dec 1S-Wheat unchanged; blue
stem, S2c; club. soc; red, 7Sc
SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 1S.-Wheat, steady;
May, $i.60q165. Barley, dull; May 81. So;
cash, s1.62h@155 Corn, quiet; large yellow.
81 7071 rs.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Treasury Statement

BY Associated Press.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 1s.-Today's treasury
statement shows: Available cash balance.
s?es 225 2S1 gold coin and bullion, s32,o34, s22;
gold certificates. s71.722.Q $40.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
SUGAR and cotfee

NEW YORK, Dec, 1S.-susar-Raw. firm;
fair refining. s.Oo@sO5c centrifugal s6 test
3.s5c; molasses. ss.sOQs.95. Refined, frmer
crushed, 55oc; powdered 4soc; granulated,
4.S0c.
Coffee. steady; No. Z Rio. e5sc; No, A San
tos, Sc.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19

Get The Herald Christmas edition. Mail
It TO your friends, or we'll mail it for
you. Get it. Well do the rest.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19

Get The Herald Christmas edition, Mail
it to your friends, or We'll mail it for
you Get it. Wen do the rest
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
FINANCIAL

LOS ANGELES, Dec. 1s.-Bank clearngs
were 81, ,235. 1903 o. against s29s5. 929 for the
corresponding day last year, a decrease of ST.
ment;
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Oil Stocks
DAILY MINING CALL

Official sales-SOOO Johnnie a. 1l%@12hc; 5oOt
Cal. Hills at &c.
Unlisted-1OO Greene Cananea at $3.50
IL
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
New York Stocks

BY Associated Press.
NEW YORK, Dec. 1s-Folowing were the
official closing quotations:
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Retail, Prices

Following prices for leading articles Of con-
sumption prevail at the Los Angeles stores;
Butter. GLIB roll. fancy ....................t 20
Rutter. Glib roll. Santa Ana......,........ 80
Cooking butter .Su
Eggs. fresh ranch. per dczen.. so
Potatoes, fancy 100 lhs...-........-.'.'''.. z-as
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
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Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
MINING QUOTATIONS

Following are the quotations of yesterday as
furnished by the Los Angeles-Neva Mining
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19

co per Dbl. 125 lbs. net...... -. l.2
GRAIL, AND FEED-tl0o lbs. )--Wheat. No
l. SIS; do do0-lb sacks) si90. corn. SLIGO
crack u corn. si.65; feed meal, N.7o: bran
meal s26O seed rye. si.75; shorts s1.55
Egyp IN corn. $I.6b white oats sl.15
HAY-selling price per ton: Choice whea
hay. Sl6Q17: No. 1 wheat or wheat and oat
S14915; choice tame oat. s16009lI50; wild oat
SO; alfalfa, SIS straw. ss9s.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-19
Los ANGELES STOCK EXCHANGE
Bonds

onlcial saes-eOoo olinda Land at iON@iio
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
LETRER TO SHERIFF BAKER.
Dover Del.

Dear Sir: They're glad they found
out Devoe.
Corpus Christi, Texas, is right on
the Gulf and one of the hardest
climates for paint; hot sun, salt air,
and strong winds.
The Sudbury Building, painted
Devoe in 1899, is a shining example of
perfect paint snow-white after z years
as if painted last week.
We should like every property
owner from Maine to Mexico to see
that white white white.
Experience teaches who wants to
learn as we'll as who wants to be kick
ed.
Yours truly
"a f. W. DEVOE & co.
p. s. The Iron front Hardware
Store VIM. Faries proprietor sells oul
paint.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
Have You an Hour to Spend Each Day

If so, write to the Circulation De:
partment of The Philadelphia Press,
Philadelphia, telling in what paper
you read this offer. You willreceiye a
handsome book of advice that will tell
you how to make more money for a
little work you can perform easier than
anything you ever tried before in your
life. You can verify this statement for
the price of postal car6-Do It Now.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
CHESWOLD.
Local Option Movement GrOwing-LOcal Hap
penlugs and Personal Mention.

Special correspondence 10 lne IlIness
CHEswoLD, Oct. 3 A slight in
crease in demand for tomatoes since
the rush of last week put them up to
ten cents per basket Monday and Mr..
D. H. Boyce received four and one
half cars at this price.
Pastor McCann preached on "The
personal need ofreligion Sunday morn
ing. At the close of the Epworth
League Services Sunday evening, Pas
tor McCann introduced for discussion,
the question, "Why am against the
Saloon" when three laymen, J. Her
man Anderson, DIR. Money and S. B.
Cooper made addresses giving their
views on the subject So enthusiastic
was the question that the evening SER
monette was crowded out. The cam
paign being waged for no license is
booming in this locality.
Mrs. Lettie Boggs will hold a meas
uring party at her home Friday even
ing of this week. The charge will be
two cents per foot of stature with one
half cent for the extra inches. Mrs.
Boggs' Sunday School class is into this
novelty, the proceeds of which goes to
their missionary fund.
PersOuals:-Rev. and Mrs. E. H. Der
rickson and daughter, Miss Myrtle, of
Marydel, spent Wednesday of last week
with Mrs. M. J. Smith.-Mr. and Mrs.
P. L. Barcus are visiting their child
rem and their families at Chester and
Wilmington. and Mrs. Harry
Ross, near Cheswold entertained on
Sunday Mr.. and Mrs. John Lester, OF
st. Georges, and Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
B. Clark, of near Kenton. Miss Min
ME Catterson, teacher at the Oak Hill
School New Castle County, spent Sun
day with her parents near Cheswold.
Miss Mary Garrison, of near Kenton,
is the guest of Miss Mary Anderson
Miss Laura Buckson, of Little Greek,
spent Sunday with Miss Charlotte
Vaughn near Cheswold. Both are
school friends at the Academy.-Mrs.
Hester Dickson, of Wilmington, who
has been visiting friends lin this vicin
ity, returned home last week accom-
panied by Mrs. J. Herman Anderson
for few days visit. Mr.. H. Winter
Moore, of Milford, visited his sister
, Miss Belle Moore last Thursday Mr.
} and Mrs. Frank Attix. of Down
r Chapel, were guests of Mr.. and Mrs
W. S. Cantwell on Sunday Miss Jcdi
! Crawford, of Brooklyn, is visiting Mrs
3 Ralph M. Savin near Cheswold.-Mr
/ w. Denney Hoffecker who has filled
g four months engagement of hospita
s work with the Carnegie Steel Co.
Pittsburg, has returned to Hahneman
Medical College to complete the fourt
: year course.-Mr. and Mrs. John SimT
! son, of Darby, Pa are visiting the
many friends here.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
BLACKBIRD.
EpwOrth League TOplcs-LOcsI Happenings
and Personal Mention.

EpWOrth League IOpics-LOcal happenings
and Personal Mention.
Special Correspondence to the TINES.
BLAcKBIRD, Oct. 1.-The Epworth
League Services will be lead on Sun
day evening by Mrs. j. E. Brockson,
the topic being, "Christian Steward
ship, the Principle Approved.
Mrs. Fannie Guessford has been con-
fined to her home On account of sick
ness. We are glad to know at this
writing the is improving slowly and
hopes to soon be out again.
PersOnaIs:-Mr. Robert Powell of
near Wilmington is visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. J. Harry Gibbons Of near Town
send.-Mr. Clarence G.. Hagerty of
Hockessin, spent Sunday with Miss
Mamie Pierson.-Miss Nan Smeadly of
Philadelphia, visited Mr.. and Mrs. J..
Edward Brockson last week.-Mrs..
George G. Heinold and brother MIR.
Clemmie Woodburn spent Friday with
Mr.. and Mrs. Edgar 7. Heinold near
Smyrna. Miss Susie Watson and Mr..
VIM. Anderson spent Monday with her
brother Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. A. Watson
at New Castle.-Mr. Norman Taylor
of Camden, N. j., is visiting his sister
Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Ferguson.
Mr.. Charles Deakyne and daughter
Reba. of Middletown, spent Sunday
with his brother Mr.. and Mrs. Harry
M. Deakyne of near Townsend. Mr.
VIM. A. Watson, Jr., of New Castl
spent last Wednesday with his parent
Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. A. Watson. Mrs
Martha A. Deakyne of near Townsen
is visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Thoma
Duhaday of Odessa.-Mr. Charlie
Beth spent last Friday in Whining
ton.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
TOWNSEND.
Negroes Get Quite BrawI and One is Ser.
iOusly Cut-Glut Ia the Tomato GIut.
pecisl Correspondence to the TINES.

Special Correspondence to the TIMES.
TOWNSEND, October 1:-George
Jones,'a negro, was badly cut on the
head by another negro during a fight
near here on Thursday night.
There was a glut in the tomato mar
ket here during the past week, the
finest ones having brought only seven
cents per basket. This is the lowest
price they have brought in years.
PersOnaIs:-Mr and Mrs. ]. Pritchard
are visiting relatives near Wilmington.
Mrs. Edgar Reynolds and Mrs. Rich
ard Hogdson spent Tuesday in Will
mington. Mrs. Ernest Weldon enter
tanned Misses PearIa Short and Reba
Burris, of Cecilton, Md Mrs. John
Townsend, Jr., has returned home
after spending the summer in Ohio
Mrs. G. P. Swain, of BridgevilIe, is
the guest of her brother, Mr.. D.. B.
Jones and family.--We are glad to re.
port that Latimer Satterfield who has
been so i'll with typhoid fever, is fast
improving from miss Lille Jeffer
les, of Wilmington, who has beer
spending the past two weeks with Mrs
Lee, returned home on Tuesday.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
WELLINGTON.
Death Of Jonah K. Spayd Of Lebanon, Pa.
Formerly a Resident Of This Vicinity.
Personal.

Personal.
Special Correspondence to the Times.
WELLINGTON, Oct. 1:-Jonah K. Spayd
who for number of years has been
spending his summers on his farm near
town, died at his home in Lebanon,
Pa, after lingering illness. He had
reached an advanced age and his feeble
ness the past summer caused many to
entertain the thought that his days
were numbered. His death removes
from the community one of its best So
journers, over which there is deep re-
gret.
Personals: Miss May Green, OF
Holmesburg, Pa, has been visiting
friends in town this week. Mr.. Robert
Barnes and family, of Queen Annes
Station, are guest of Mr.. John Barnes.
Mrs. Rose Walls and Carter are visit
ing relatives at Greensbol o.-Miss Vic
and Miss Helen Power are visiting
friends in Philadelphia and New YOrl
City.-Mrs. Young, of Franklin City
Va, is the guest of her daughter, Mrs
G. J. Taylor.-Mr. Ralph Coursey anC
family. of Milton, Del, spent few
day last week at Mr.. John Gillespie's
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

Falling between the cars of freight
train upon which he was riding from
Townsend to Massey, John Johnson,
colored, died from the results of his
injuries and his remains were viewed
Wednesday afternoon by Coroner
Galloway. The death of the man was
one fraught with much suffering. After
falling between the cars he was placed
upon the train by the crew and taken
to Massey. No physician could be
found there and the man was carried
back to Townsend, but just before the
station was reached he died. We was
26 years old.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

Personals: Miss Emma Pinder of
Wilmington, spent Sunday with
friends here.-Master Fred Lovelace
of Wilmington, is visiting Mr.. and
Mrs. Llosd. Mr.. Joseph P. McCul-
lock of Chester Pa, visited William
and James Vincant last Friday.-Mrs.
Elliason, of st. Georges, Del. and
Mrs. Estella Balbin, of Newark n. J..
are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. W. T.
Dyett.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

Beware Of ointments For Catarrh That Com
tain Hercury.
as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell
completely derange the whole system when en-
tering it through the mucous surfaces Such ar
ticles should never be used except on prescrip-
tion from reputable physicians, as the damage
they will do is ten fold to the good you can pos
sibly derive from them. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by f. ]. Cheney Il Co Toledo. o.,
contains no mercury, and is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine. 1t is taken in
teFnally and made in Toledo, Ohio, by f. J.
Cheney & Co. Testimonials tree.
Sold by Druggists Price 75c per bottle.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
USED IN THE SOUTH.
A Formula That Has Benefited
Thousands of Suffers.

A large Southern newspaper has been
publishing various prescriptions as rec
commended by specialists. Among the
many it is said that the following for
Dyspepsia aud Stomach trouble has
proven the most valuable: Tr. Cinchona
Compound, % OF: Kastor Compound,
OF: Fluid Extract of Cascara Aromatic,
OF.
It is a combination of superior value,
containing several ingredients known
for their curative effects in indigestion
and other conditions due to impaired
functional activity of the digestive and
assimilatOry apparatus.
Indigestion or Dyspepsia is a diff
Guilty of digestion with slowness and
long retention of the food in the stom-
ach, great distress after eating, uneasi-
ness at the pit of the stomach, fetid
eructations with heartburn, nausea,
vomiting, and many other symptoms,
because of being an abnormal func.
tional difficulty owing to reflex action,
rather than distinct disease.
Heredity is often the cause, but over
indulgence in food and drink, over
anxiety, loss of or decayed teeth and
consequent imperfect mastication, anG
sedentary habits are the chief causes
Purchase the ingredients of the
above prescription and shake vel
in bottle or have your druggist pre-
pare it for you, take teaspoonful afte
each meal. repeating in half hour,
necessary.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

The election officers for the special
election to be held throughout the
State on the intoxicating liquor
question began their work Monday
when eighty registrars, assistant regis
trars or alternate registrars assembled
at the public buildings of Dover and
took oaths, to which they subscribed,
to a true deliYerance made of the
charges, additions and alterations to
their registration books, so that a true
and correct register of the qualified
voters of each district may be turned
over to the inspector and his associates
on the first Tuesday after the first
Monday of November.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

Everyone, whether living at home or
abroad, in town or country. can send their
savings to this strong Bank by the use of
our carefully worked out system of bank
ing by mail.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
how TO AYoIp APPENDICITIS.

Most victims of appendicitis are those
who are habitually constipated. Orino
Laxative Fruit Syrup cures chronic
constipation by stimulating the liver
and bowels, and restores the natural
action of the bowels. IOrino Laxative
Fruit Syrup does not nauseate or gripe
and is mild aud pleasant to take. Re-
fuse substitutes. Sold by all druggists.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

So far 81 new students have matricu-
lated at Delaware College for the fall
aud winter term. Most of the students
entered the freshman class while
others are in advanced classes.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

Mr.. J. Spencer Lapham of GoldsbOro
Md, soI of Mr.. and Mrs. E. W. Lap
ham of near town, has a magnificent
exhibit of Eastern shore fruit at the
jamestown Exposition. Mr.. Lapham's
exhibit is in the Maryland Exhibit and
shows to better advantage than any
exhibit in the Maryland collection.
Mr.. Lapham has grown into an extern
siye fruit culturist and the quality of
fruit that he raises on his Eastern
Shore farm at Goldsboro is attracting
more than the usual attention.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02

The farm of Horace L. Pugh in West
Dover, containing II acres was sold to
G. A. Miller, of Johnstown, Pa, for
$4,000, cash. The farm of George H.
Rawlins, of West Dover, containing
4S acres, was sold to William Hart, of
Ontario, Canada, for $3,5OO. Both
new owners take immediate possession
of their new homes.
Smyrna times., 1907-10-02
CLAYTON.
All orders for Subscriptions or Job Work
or any News Items left with NIL. Nudge
will receive prompt attention.

Mr.. James Allen has moved his
family to Chestertown Nd. and is
succeeded here by Mr.. Jacob Pearson
of Wilmington.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-23

yard man, an tn Harvard men say he's an Apache. Tn day afther he | made his announcemint, old Chief | Afraid-iv-Tomorrow was intherviewed | be a rayporther iv tn Tombstone Epi- | taph-an' a good paper 1t Is, too-an' says he: Tn announcemint that Misther Rosenfelt wud sooner be Chief | iv tn Apaches thin Prisidint iv liar yard fills us with chagrin an alarum, which ar-re two things we don't want to be filled with. Agency beef, dead horse, dogs an snakes ar-re good atin'. but chagrin an alarum ar-re bad fir tn l digestion. I say now we won't have him. He's too active a man fir us. He
 doesn't understand tn thrue inward
 ness iv that old Apache feelin'. have
 been in communication with our frinds
 at Cambridge, an I have proposed a
 joint comity iv definse composed iv tn followin': F'r tn Apaches-Gila-Mon 1 sther-with-th'-Pl -Plug-Hat, Old-Man-Catch- a-Clod, Poke-in-th' Lamps, an Mud l Horse Charley Who Rattlesnakes- 1 Heads-Downward; fir Harvard-Prisi-
 dint Eliot, ProfssorS Hill, James an
 Sandyana. With tn sthrong body iv
 intellechool leaders we feel that we
 can defnd our cherished institutions
 an repel tn outrageous attimpt to
 make us wurruk overtime.'
 An there ye ar-re. I don't know
 where Tiddy Rosenfelt will land, on- less 'tis in tn Middle West, where
 we're kind iv a cross between liar
 yard an Apache. He's welcome We'll
 push over an make room f'r him.
 We'll find job f'r him. Be hiyins, he
 can have mine. This here neighbor- | k<<~ ftv- I,t
 place needs a stronger hand.
 "Tis gr-reat question with us,
 what're we goin' to do with our ex-
 Prisidints? To stop bein' Prisidint Is | like jumpin' out iv a balloon without
 parachute. FIT four or eight years a man is up in tn clouds, an thin sud-
 denly he is rayquisted to step out into tn cold March air an rayjoin tn boys that have been loolin' up at him. If
 he don't step out. he's pushed, an down he comes. oh, look at him. | He's gettin nearer and nearer. We
 can see his face now. It ain't much iv
 face, afther all. Is that tn face we ] thought so sthrong? Well, well! His | clothes don't fit him. His necktie ain't on sthraight. He's very fat. Hear | him talk. He talks tn same foolish l way we do. His voice squeaks. Twas | tn Prisidincy that made it seem so | stnrong. Tn White House is a great | soundin' board Tn a weeks time he's | wan iv us, no more, no less. Polismen move him on if he stands on tn corner l too long. He has got to do somethin' l to make a Twin He takes up bankin'. | A few weeks ago he cud've closed amy bank in tn counthry. an now he can't | hoen a hank iv his own open He thrieS
 to practise law. an a Judge that wanst