The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-25
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 BY PHIL H. ARMSTRONG;
 4 Pittsburg man has been nnea $500 for fighting over q glass of beer in q saloon. Now if that had been in At lanta--but why teer at the dyings Birmingham has been entertaining the Press Clubs and we understand she did the square thing by the pencil sh overs.
 The Fairs thelthing.
 All roads lead to Moving Montgom- E As companion to the Atlanta man other day, Alabama has a young man who attempted to steal a yacht.
 Teddy has returned home and the bears can once more breathe easy
 Roosevelt's silence in regard to the third. term is said to be worrying the Taft Forces no little.
 The run on the Knickerbocker Bank was as strenuous as a football rush. Let's get up a big homecoming for our wandering public servants. .--Atlan- Ld GOn&LlEuIlOH. Wei. you'd better get busy--you'vs no time to lose.
 The Montgomery Advertiser sings the praise of persimmon beer; and we de- sire to tell it right now that it can't get up any argument with us about the matter--we know something about that stuff.-Washington Herald.
 No tidings more hopelessly discour- gfnR and rafFnUrAGGiua nvrf of the South in years than this report that The Montgomery Advertiser has declared for prunes.-Richmond Times Dispatch.
 A Tennessee man has discovered a worm that eats English sparrows. Many a human worm of the dust' has eaten them, supposing them to be red-birds. Taft Is said to have grown pathetic when he talked ef becoming private citizen. It is the most pathetic sight of a job"--and oh such fiat" job as -his is.
 A square deal win always get a round applause.
 Motto of a modern father to his son: Save up your money. my boy, to buy United States ssnatOrshiD. Joys are not only transitory. but A Harvard professor contends that laztness is Q disease. This being true . low spirit and movable jaw is a sure-enough tonic.
 Despite the fact that over 4.0o0, ooo, 900 collar buttons were manufactured in down in the corner and swear blue streak when he loses one.
 "After all"--it is The Montgomery Advertiser speaking-"what is nicer Well. q half-portion of grapefruit or iced canteloupe or 5roiled bluefish or eggs and bacon or buckwheat cakes or nn9an sa,e hsddls .a.s or1ssupply the rest your Mail.
 Upton St. Clair has been kicked out of a Newport society residence. Upton tolerated in Newport's Smart Set.
 
 A Chicago woman has saved enough out of the allowance her husband gave being economical for these llttie exi- gencies will arise now and then. The country is agitated over the fact that . & two young women women in Paris have out of $2,o00, as if the thing hasn't been going on for years. The President took a cold plunge in- 70 which was the only chilly reception he receved while in the South.
 On the planet Neptune, one. year Is the papas at Christmas tinea
 The Governor of Illinois sent a i0, ,000-word message to the Legislature which proves he's something of an ink sIinger himself.
 Radium is the costliest thing in the worid-except experience.
 A Pennsylvania man,sywho made his forced by his wife to self it because it is out of style. It must be a source of much comfort to the gentleman aforesaid to know that he has wife who is so considerate of him.
 When mother-in-Iaw comes in at the door love Cor rather hubby) crawls cut the window.
 man ar meas measures is 1,s inches in circum- ference.
 
 Umdnunted.
 A little while to work and play,
 To laugh and cry,
 But what care l,
 Why not be gay?
 A song upon the lips and so
 I'll rail at Fate,
 Early or late.
 Though I should go.
 Aye--though fall along the way
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