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The Washington herald., 1907-10-14
The Cost.

There is no rose but has its thorn,
Life cannot all be laughter;
There Is no night Of merriment
Buj has its morning after.
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The Cleveland Plain Dealer believes in
punching its hits. 1t kept reasonably
quiet during the opening days Of that
mayoTalty campaign, but when ii did get
in the game it fired something like a nine
column brOadside
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Evening Up.

From the Atlanta Journal
Perhaps the discharge of that pilot was
the first chance the President had to ex-
press himself after the bishop beat him
that game Of tennis
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II Mr. Loeb manages to kill a bear or
two on his Wyoming trip. he will have
the explanation and apology of his life to
make when he gets back TO Washington.
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Apparently Not.

Il am going away, little girl"
little gel, if you please. Mr.. Ham
fat" corrected the eminent manager
with some acerbity. when I engaged
you I thought that you understood the
rudiments of acting. at least"
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nirisinn wen nenncd.

From the New York World.
Still. the Massachusetts Democrats are
as well agreed as most others on the
question Of What is a Demoerat7'
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rs the Kaw River navigable?" asks
the Kansas City Star. That is more or
less important, 20 be sure, but has your
Congressman the necessary pull? That's
what counts.
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There can hardly be any doubt that the
millennium is at hand. A Massachusetts,
man has been sent to Jail for stealing an
umbrella!
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If the President were right sure the
south would vote as il hurrahs and hand
shakes. he might consider that third term
proposition, regardless.
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TIDINGS FROM THE TIMES.

From the Kaasss City Times.
should Fly.
Criuc-You say here The faithful dog
went flying after its prey" How's that
for nature-faking?
Wright Rong-Oh, that's all right You
see, this was a bird dog.
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American Students.

Or. Hugo Alsberg. writing about Amer
lean students IN a German newspaper.
says that the college fraternity in this
country Is the nearest approach 10 the
German corps institutions. but yet is so
unlike it that the two cannot be COM
pared de says. The young men sing
songs-our music and their words-they
have their seasons of hilarity, but it is
all a poor imitation. and while with US
here there is a vein Of romance. Of senti-
ment. Of poetry in the student merry
makH~. theirs ruEs 10 rudeness sad
sometimes worse. Our patron saints are
Bacchus and Gambrinus theirs is Her
cuies. There is much humbug. also about
this fraternity business. I was present
at a restaurant dinner recently when a
young dandy. whose whole appearance
and manner of speech marked him a rich
mans son. spoke loudly of our college
and our football team. The man, I
learned later. had never gone farther
than a preparatory school, where he
failed But ne was. nevertheless. the
most enthusiastic college man in the
company and when the band played an
old German song he recognized 1t at
once as 'One of our old college songs.
Ny friends explained TO me that the
sham college man is conspicuous at all
athletic contests and that he is looked
upon as harmless.
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rs there a pie trust?" demands a con-
temporary. Certainly; the first Democrat
you meet can tell you, offhand, who
monopolizes the pie
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''It Is an exceedingly dull season" says
the Portsmouth Star. Well. you know.
when in doubt jump on Mr.. Rockefeller.
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Mr.. Taft has been enthusiastically in
dorsed by the Chinese, so a cable has II.
Unfortunately. the Chinese send no dele
gates TO the Republican conventions.
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Go to the State fair and hear the
band play Love Me and the World Is
Mine You viii never forget it" is the
terrible hint thrown out by the Union
Is. c. Times
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Kentucky man has been arrested for
carrying water in a thTee-gallon jug.
Certainly his act was curious enough 70
be claSsed al Suspicious"
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AS much as It has been denied that cot
ton stalks might be manufactured into
paper. the latest issue OF the Cotton jour
nal is printed on Just that sort Of paper.
Seeing is believing
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''Do animals reason?" asks a nature
writer. If they do not, those Louisiana
bears made a good guess.
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Thomas Lawson says he viii make
ninety speeches against Henry M. Whit
neys gubernatorial aspirations. Like
war, politics Is sometimes that thing it
self
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Her Expense Accounts

How is your lady drummer doing?"
Pretty fair, but say!"
YES"
You ought to he,T the bookkeepei
swear as he checks of the face powdel
and fudge"
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The japanese would not be one-half so
anxious did they know. really. what i
good -natured and peaceful-like gentleman
Fighting Bob" Taylor is,
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often Does.

MY boy is almost too studious."
You ought 20 send him 10 college"
You think that would correct any stu
dious tendencies, eh2"
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Mr.. Bryan at any rate hasn't made any
suggestions as to who shall be his sue
cessOr
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Doubtless that Mississippi pilot viii
forthwith resolve himself into a Foraker
boom
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satisfactory Piece.

From Judge
We win never have universal peace un-
I'll each nation is satisfied with the piece
Il has.
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Play Acting.

To found this art on Thespis fell,
IN vaudeville
They're using still
The jokes that Thespis used to tell.
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If Mary J. Holmes novels did not settle
any old problems" at least they didn't
start any new ones.
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Poor Mr.. Rockefeller! Every little bit
some one takes advantage OF his back be-
ing turned and raises the price of oil
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T.isphon. Main $500. (Priv.l. Branch EIrh.nss)
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Evidently those Louisiana bears have
ideas Of their own as TO what consd-
tutes "a square deal"
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where Conrad Learned English.

1t has been a source Of wonder to the
readers of Joseph Conrad that a man who
never knew English until he was seven
teen years old. and learned it then in the
most unfortunate environment, the fore
castle Of a iow-class sailing-vessel where
the speech was wrong and brutally coarse,
should have achieved the title of a mas
ter Of English style" Mr.. Conrad, how
ever. IS a born fctionist; nor is he with
out literary ancestry. A few days ago
there was a performance in New York
at the Polish Peoples Theater of little
drama entitled The Carpathian Noun
taineer; or, The Robbers Of the CzeTe-
mosz" The Polish people look upon It
as one of the most beautiful of their na-
tive dramas, and greatly revere the name
of ft4 author, Joseph Karzeniowsh Qlg3-
1853, who was a relative Of Joseph Con-
rad The latter dropped his own sur
name of Karzeniowsh for the sake OF
American convenience.
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Frnm the New York Tlmes.

from gle NtW 1Ofk 1lues.
A responsibility less direct but equally
imperative rests upon Mr.. Roosevelt. He
also took his stand openly in regard to
Hearst last year. He is. moreover, the
particular sponsor for Mr.. Parsons, 10
whom he has given repeated proofs OF
confidence and support. He has held
numerous conferences at the White
House upon the conduct Of his party in
this county. His particular and intimate
connection with local politics. added to
the promptings Of his conscience as ad-
wiser general in matters Of morals. i'm
poses on him a plain duty. He should
condemn the revolving deal Neither his
condemnation nor that of Mr. Hughes is
needed to insure its overwhelming defeat.
Both are needed to preserve the respect
Of the people Of New York for their
President and governor.
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II it were Secretary Bonaparte hunting
those bears, he would make sure Of his
game By a wholesale shelling Of the cane
brakes
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Those army officers who stood that
horseback test are not denying that they
prefer automobiles.
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The Washington Herald is delivered by
carrier in the District Of Columbia and at
AleTGHdrid. Va, at IS cents per month,
ddiIU and Sunday or at Is cents per
month lUithOUt the Sunday issue.
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Said TEDDY-G, Il know this play;
III act II well SIX times day
But they did more Shakespeare play that week
Than was ever seen al Avon creek
They took three boys from the grammar sChoC
To act as jester. page. and TOOL.
And with these lads they made The rounds
OF all the HOUSES, haunts. and grounds
Where Shakespeare played, barefoot hid,
And heard the things folks said-he did
From the tune ne saw the light of day
On Henley street 10 Hathaway
Where quite grown up brave Young man,
lie loved a farmers daughter Ann
They saw the school where he studied Greek
And chuckcd his lessons twice week
To fish or SWIM in Avon creek
They crossed the bridge old Clopton II ade.
And to the church visit paid
Where all that's left OF William bones
Is buried deep beneath some stones.
But the fun they had these three BOYS ssy
Would make another Shakespeare play.
One evening on tIe public square
To please the crowd, each Teddy Bear
Dressed himself in character:
TEDDY-B as Hamlet grave and sad
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I'm clothes that fitted pretty bad.
And TEDDY-G trying hard to laugh
I'm a Falstaf suit too big by half.
They. made some jokes about Avon's bard
And quoted Shakespeare by the yard:
The mercy lines and the lines to be
Or not 10 be and Anthony.
And the tears YOU have You shed thea now,
And the lines where Slylock made the row.
And about ambition, and the worlds a stage,
And you'd scarce expect one Of my age,
And Jack and JILL and the Light Brigade,
And Things that Shakespeare never made.
But they strung it off at lively rate
And called II Shakespeare Up 10 date
But better fun than Shakespeare wrote
Was made in the park at CharieCotc
When TEDDl-G one evening clear
Tired the Shakespeare trick OF p0aching deer
The deer put horns under TEDDY-G
And made him look ike twenty-three;
But the things that happened in that park
That very night. we'll after dark,
VIII be tod about another day,
Continued in our next, as the papers say.
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THE ROOSEVELT
BEARS ABROAD
lCopyrsh& 1907 by Seymour Eaton. Al rights rsserved
Iv.-THE BEARS AT STRATFORD-ON-AvON.

Said TEDDY-G to the Judge that day
When taken TO court a fine TO pay:
Your honor, Sir. when YOU want some fun
Come over the sea to Washington
And climb to the top, hand over hand,
The biggest monument in the land,
And wave 10 the south and north and west
The Stars and Stripes. of flags the best,
And if we know twas fun yoE meant
You won't be fined a single cent
But the judge looked wise and very grave
And said, IN Scotland folks behave
And keep from tricks and are only gay
On the afternoons Of Saturday
You owe it to Sir Walter Scott
That you pay a fine right on the spot
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This court demands that YOU show your skill
by climbing mp steep Castle hiIl
With a heavy load. about a ton
SCOTS poems and novels every one;
This to remind Won in years TO come
That TO fool with poets IS going some"
TEDDI-G was quick to make reply
Il thank YOU judge and your fine III try.
II your town police VIII clear the track
I'll get the books upon my back
And do your fine my very best
Without stop or fail or rest
The streets were lined 30 see the run
Up Castle Hill and to enjoy the fun.
The books were piled on TEDDY,
ArmfUls OF novels and poetry,
And up on top to hold them down
Sat Wee Macgreegor like circus clown.
"Onel twol thrcei Coz said TEDDY-B.
And off on a run went TEDDY-G,
With children laughing everywhere
1t the comic sight of a Teddy Bear
Balancing books and boy in air
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And gripping the road with paw and toe
And going as fast as he could go.
Said TEDDY-G at the landing spot
I've had enough of Walter Scott
And some TO spare, he's heavy stuff
He wrote too much; I've had enough
To Wee Macgreegor a purse he gave
And said, IN future you behave;
And when you're ont on pleasure bent
Don't climb poets monument
From Edinburgh they went that week
To Stratford town on Avon creek,
Stopping en- route at Windermere
And other places quaint and queer;
Old Chester with IFS Roman wall,
And Shrewsbury with houses small,
And Rugby School to spend the day.
And see the boys their football play:
And Warwick with its gates and towers.
And KenilWoTth where they stayed fer hours
Viewing ruins in IVY dress
And reading stories Of good Queen Bess.
Twas six at night when they got within
The ancient walls OF Shakespeare Inn
And to their room on the second floor
With Hamlet painted on the door.
But when they saw the happy way
That rooms are named each for play,
Said TEDDN-B, Not this for me;
Put me TO sleep in Richard three
Where | can dream of CHESTS and worse
And CRY my kingdom for horse
You may sleep alone" said TEDDY-G,
That rooms not gay enough for NE;
Put me in Romeo and JHli6f
If that number isn't taken yet"
Said both these Bears to themselves that night
As they pulled the clothes around them tight,
We're studying Shakespeare now for sure
And are Up to our necls in literature; :"
And when next day their meals to cat
In is You Like Il each took seat
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-20
EDUCATIONAL SCHEME
OF THE COLLEGE CLUB

The College Club, which has already
made praiseworthy record in several
of it's undertakings, is planning a work
that should receive the commentator
of all intelligent people, both men and
women, in Honolulu.
1t proposes to organize two classes,
the first to devote its attention to the
serious study of municipal conditions,
which will include economical and eff
ficient government, proper sanitation,
and what is usually termed City I'M
provement, looking to the identifying
and upkeep of the streets and the city
parks.
The second subject, of even greater
Importance here in Hawaii will be the
Oriental problem. The recent condi-
lions that have prevailed upon the Pa
cific Coast will be carefully reviewed
with all their underlying causes, and
their results, local and international.
These will be contrasted with the sta
tus of the Oriental in Hawaii coun-
try which possesses perhaps the most
heterogeneous population on the globe,
and where the Chinese and Japanese
are a large majority, living in peace
with their white neighbors.
1t is not the intention of the club to
teach the properly qualified officials
of Honolulu how to perform their duty,
or to force its ideas upon the public
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in general. The plan is simply to fur
nish the means of careful, unprejudic-
ed study for the benefit of all who
feel interested in the subjects men
toned.
Mrs. Philip Weaver has been asked
to accept the leadership of the classes
and has kindly consented to do so.
1t is especially desired that the work
mapped out may appeal to everybody,
that the chance given may not be con-
fined to any one clique or faction. 1t
should appeal equally to all, and it is
an unusual opportunity for women of
all classes, conditions, religions and
political belief to meet on an equality
of common understanding.
There will be nothing in the nature
of aggressive reform undertaken, and,
as has been said, no haranguing the
powers that be. The one idea in mind
is to acquire a knowledge of how gov
eminent should be carried on, and
how it may be constantly bettered.
Mrs. Weaver has been greatly aided
in her plans by the suggestions of
Professor Mead and Professor Zueblin
of Chicago University. The preliminary
will be held next Tuesday af-
ternoon at the Normal school at four
o'clock. All who are interested are
urged to be present. The object in
view is altogether deserving and it is
entitled to generous support.
NJ. III. K.
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HAWA||'S HIGH
CALL To WOMEN
Inspiring Address to Hawaiian
Woman's Club by Miss
krOut.

The first meeting of the Hawaiian
Wioman's Club for the present year
was hsia at the residence of Mrs
Henry Waterhouse. on Nuuanu ave-
nue.. There was a large attendance,
nearly all the members being present.
Business that will prove of future i'm
portance was transacted. looking to
the raising of permanent fund.
In the absence of the president, Miss
Lorna Iaukea, Miss Lydia Aholo of the
Kamehameha Girls School presided
with much ability.
The first number on the program was
a song by the club, given with the
excellence that their musical training
assured. There was also a vocal solo
by Mrs Rosina Freudenberg, which
was well rendered and well received.
The address of the evening was de-
hvered by Miss Mary II. Krout, who
was very gracefully introduced by the
acting president, Miss Aholo, in the
following words:
I'VE are very fortunate tonight,
through the kindness of our friend,
Mrs. Waterhouse, in getting the con
sent of one to speak Ito US, one who
so much of the world. one who has
written books on our beloved Hawaii,
and who is now writing a book on our
loved ALI and benefactress, Bernice
Pauahi Bishop. So with the greatest
of pleasure let me introduce to you
Miss Krout''
Miss Krout prefaced her remarks by
stating that she had in her possession
the portrait of an old man, eighty
years of age, who had devoted his
life to the study of the natural sci
ences, and who had written across the
back of the photograph, in beautiful
and clear handwriting, the familiar
line from the Latin poet: 1.-The times
change and we change with them"
He had seen marvellous changes in
his eighty years of life, but he had
not stood still; he, too, had changed,
and that was the law of spiritual and
intellectual growth.
1t was a text peculiarly applicable
to Hawaii. Here. too, there had been
momentous changes. The past was
finished and could not be recalled. The
race was confronting a future to which
it must adapt itself, and which prom
ised a higher degree of liberty and
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4 WOMAN DISCUSSES
SCHOOL ATHLETICS

After fourteen years of careful OBJ
r. Walton, director of physical culture
of girls in the high schools, to a Wash
ington Star reporter, Il find the ma
jority of children coming to the high
schools are round-shouldered, or fiat
chested. heel-walkers too relaxed in
some parts and to tense in others.
Now, an ounce of prevention is worth
several pounds of cure A growing
tendency of the undeyeloped boy and
girl to ape the college athlete impels
me to drop a warning word before the
autumn sports begin.
Many academic teachers claim that
athletics are wholly mischievous DR..
Spondhoofs able article, read before
the Teachers Association last spring,
shows clearly wherein the mischief
lies, viz, entertaining or undertrain-
ing. Are we parents and rooters en-
couraging our boys and girls to the
limit of undeveloped organs? This
question was borne in upon me two
years ago, and I recommended the
suspension of interschooI games among
AiiSl S(IiOOl SIIlSs 1iIS lS1lDS were
keenly disappointed at first, but the
results have been more than satisfac-
tory to the teachers of physical train
ing. Our girls cannot be sacrificed to
to make a Roman holiday, 1t is said
that the true artist in the manifesto
ton of his art never quite, reaches his
limit. This should be true of the ath-
lete. The boy who falls fainting at
the end of an eighty-yard dash is not
prepared for the event. If we are to
exhibit athletes we must have GYM
nasiums adequately equipped with ap-
paratus and, what is more important,
expert instructors. The boy measures
his strength by his muscle, the wise
instructor. by the organ. He asks, Is
the heart of the growing lad strong
enough to stand the strain of con-
test?' There should be some concert
ed effort this year to give Eastern,
Central and Mckinley schools the same
privileges enjoyed by Western and
Business.
THE Western and Business schools
each have a beautiful gymnasium and
one man instructor for the boys in
both schools, and a woman teacher in
each school for the girls. The other
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enlightenment than it had ever
known.
1t was to have its share in the ben
efits of the greater and stronger gov
eminent to which it was now allied,
This was not an alliance of benefit to
the one at the sacrifice of the other.
The Hawaiian could say Of the great
republic, 1T is my country" and the
American could say of Hawaii, THAT,
too, is my country" 1t was our inter-
dependent relation.
1t had been said, and truthfully, that
the greatest influence of the Goth CEN
fury would be the influence of edu-
Gated women-an influence which CIV
ilization had never yet felt. The pupils
of the Kamehameha Schools had been
preparing themselves for the new du-
ties which changed conditions ordain-
ed. The times had changed, and, in
the highest and best sense, they were
changing with them.
The work of the wife and mother
in the home was the most important
and the most sacred that any woman
could perform. Kate Field once said
that if there were not a woman in a
profession the world would go on just
the same; but if there were no women
in the homes civilization would come
to a standstill. All women were not
called to this high Office, but in the
change of custom-of the times-there
was place, with work and compen-
sations, to all who brought to their
duty skilled hands and trained minds.
The Hawaiian race had produced great
women, who, in their natural qualifi-
cations, were equal to the greatest
women rulers of Europe-Kapiolani,
Kaahumanu, Kinau and Bernice Pau
ahi Bishop. There would be yet others,
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whose work and influence would be a
blessing to the land and to the people.
With the Hawaiian members were
present Mrs. Walter F. Frear, Miss Ida
Pope and Miss Reed of the Kameha-
meha Schools.
The Rally was sung, the stirring
words of which were composed by
Mrs Frear. Refreshments We're then
served and the meeting adjourned.
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three large schools have very poor
equipment and two teachers for the
500 girls and one man for the boys in
three schools
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Mrs Folansbee tells that she studying Chaucer Mrs o
castle Indeed replied an1
work '-Chicago Record