Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-02-23

II; ciucly To- bid lat hong farewell To- thin irn. mine that
have stood undhcr in good an evil report cor NANNY years an
od Nv much throullcl luan lnniy legs But u" h lopk vl
things IN need thin f'r a while yet.
we. Sir. I've been r,ain about hyn machines t long time
u cn pitchers is what they look like they lyry
aad til gives fine pitcher " how OH
will hook Thousand an .ive with iii warin high
s,o,ppc hat n knee bcc an hyn around in h air an above
la tall cmIcy IL settled thing that well fly und'erd wear,
cnc an it always viii be- IT'S tine thing think about AN
nanny. h Joke that has been cracked about Ayin passenger
trains isin' through ia air. with careless old pnmcn faln from
hm hyin drunken min zgzggin home with hyn I,smen cla
ia thin H. subc f Jokes Think ~ yecrsif hyin yeer
wurul III roln mills til ~ t Clouds with yecr dinner
pail hung wing maybe ha little pair " wings itself and
hnthen along beside yc On ycer back -op me
atea liquor store an an will oc together with extended
wings I'LL yeer wife % up fetch We home Oh twill he III grand
thing lry day pick paaper an something like this 'Ae
val navigation solved Professor Nudge ~ Wanon has completed
bis ayin machine an will fly III Potomac. Profor
Mudgcs dee that Hyn accomplished III machine must follow
~ laws His sky kmmin device il modelled exactly III
construction ~ Bird havin wings forty feet made iv iron
wood leather. brass an piano an he gasoline engine Tn
day rad: gathered til banks v
~ Potomac Yesterday Professor Mupcs yin machine
plh it, long wcladveri-ed flight Til hayn seated
himself in til teeryor v tn machine given signal tn machine
renamed where Amid dcrise ~ Cit hawk fr small
bows IN tn crowd III Professor announced that something had gone
wrong with -parn plug in his noble mechanical bird an he wud
Nopone TIA ascension till til day tn day III paaper
Man fyPpfor Nudge solves III problem " aeerval navy
,sionNo ecryouy huProfssor Nudge Yesterday give
tonslng exhibition ~ til Wonders v mechanical science. In til
presence v great mucood he actually few thus provin that
kind be put equality with III eagle, III hawk til jacknpe
an other fowls iy til air At precisely tin O'Clock he climbed into
bis place There wa. rush " steam III furious explosion " III
tn mighty wings auhercd spread an Tapped an the product v
mans victry Nature oared lords til epeeyum,
scared tn r fully feet an thin dove into tn Poto
fn'ly pecin' top tn Professor Professor Nudge
s home where he found gin iii mud ont v bis hair
mistake in moicln tn monser tn lines v eagle entirely
an attintion III humble but useful aquatic fowls Amy
future hyn machine must be equipped with web feet Tn hyin
chine " tn future wud be combination N eagle an duck
"n Paris they tell rains Frrncmen ivry day. an
doon tn parks has become unsafe TIL Frrnc have tn
~ all nyin machine has annhiad space with his
n
ony prevented firm n last week be his legs cacn barb
wire fence Tn week befurc while Twin acro til English Channel
v tn holdin him mp let go But he again ye
day: Sanlos)umont has again successfully proved that fly
last again. Up this time Santos has confined his flights til
somewhat and confined columns ~ tn New York Hurled But
yesterday he wnt long step further. Tn mechanical bird
mounted four wheels an dlven be a large which
around an around in til park while the wings tapped til
invntor crowc within Whn tn wheels withdrawn til mighty
machine uered to tn ground an santo. extlcaed be tn
Fire Department Th experiment successfully proves tn possibility
il combination bicycle an flynn machine"
But people have few said Mr. Hennesy "Theres couple of
lads over in Ohio that up t'r half an hour
e" know it." said Mr. Dooley. But that's nawtln. knew
another fellow that cud walk block his hands an another fellow
that cud stand his head FIR five mnnys But tina! don't
heads TIL ony people fly is because they can't
IT'S naelra FIR to do tn things til Lord didn't inind
Wan iv tn things panes constructed f is
swoopn through tn air above tn cmIey An that tn earth
be attractive feet fly The idce v IIver
that brought up PIT up tn sky with tn likes
v an day hoatin aIound wings above tn clouds
Hogan has wrote pome begnnin': Oh that were bird lfy'
were said l. I'D take v instruction in shootn gary
l. We shoot birds whn they amI fly which tn ony thing
they do well We urt thin whn they walk, which they dc
badly bird wakn comical sight 1t in and puts its foot
down If twas afraid would through tn crust tn ar Thougl
him that has thin do tn ostrich has quite manly shdie
But there again Tn OSTRICH can't fly much Tn osthcl
learned to walk an forgot how hy If lam how fly we lose
h Use our legs They'll get smaller an smaller an wn you an
down take meals in tn back yard wen hop
in a way thall be pericky rdckIous.
"No Sir can bet it, tcrell be hyn in this wuud. An
who hy Not We can't be amy close wla
Hogan calls this old FIR No. Sir feel it undlc
feet ivry " tn day Man intinde oc
IN tn mud an that's what he'll be doin durin lifetime II
nivver believe lc yin machine has been built till thing
raypored about it,"
whats hatF asked Mr. Hcnnessy
ut lay egg" said Mr. Dooey 9TH beginnn " high
is an egg I'll believe anything till r-rcad in tn paapers