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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
A CAC1xLE REVISED.

We have already referred TO the
News Leader as the champion lightning
change artist Of this vicinity. The
reference was somewhat superhuous,
irasmuch rs any citizen of Richmond
who has followed our evening contem-
porary through such controversies as
have from time to time engaged it has
long ago felt and acknowledged It's
supremacy in this regard. In Its cur
rent discussion with Tho Times-Dis-
patch this reputation, already we'll
earned is admirably sustained. Our
contemporary started out, 1t will DO
remembered in the role OF the proud
parent of an exclusive bit Of news,
SO vital as to excite interest all over
tho world" Learning. with some dis
may. that Its exclusive news was in
reality several months old and ancient
history In every part Of tho city out
side of. Its own office. our contemporary
next appeared as the stern critic and
Authoritative exponent of the art Of
newspaper making Almost anything
would do to get away from any further
discussion Of that exclusive and ex-
citing news which 1t found so wholly
pleasant to talk about last Friday.
Yesterday, becoming more specific, and
even more sternly nloof from tho topic
In hand, our neighbor emerged as tho
bitter. pitlless and intrepid foo OF illus
trated journalism.
Tho News Leader Is mcrciless in re-.
gard to pictures. 1t has, It states en-
i phatIcally, "a professional dislike to
the waste OF white paper" This an
:1rathy, be 1t noted. is not general; 1t
i applies strictly and exclusively to pic.
lures Big, black headlines u couple
OF inches tall, for instance, the News
Leader, does not object to at all, We
catch our neighbours point OF view per-
iectly. Pictures cost money. Head
d lines cost nothing Mt all, and really
4 IL you use them fearlcssly and literally
they take up nearly as much room. II
your instinct for making an interest.
ing newspaper is such that you sec
kiE pictures nothing bIt nllerS OF space
why in tho world should you pay
money for them when headlines vii
do the work at no expense at all
I Operating on the settled policy OF max
ing the most economical paper tina
competition will permit or combina
ton make possible. Of course tho New
Leader has u professional dislike fo
pictures The Times-Dispatch has beer
quite familiar with THIS dislike for ,
Y long time.
Z u was not by Illustrations alone
= however. that The Times Dispatcl
y earned Its supremacy among Virgins
! newspapers The News Leader wlsel!
Y. and quite characterlstically ignore
4 other features. OF Tho Times-D lspatch'
8 recent exhibit. which showed, anon
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TR1ALEIN ORANGE.
Cuac of Alleged DaERnge Thieves Be
fore Judge Grlmsley.

Harry Vance, alias Allen. and his
wife, Edith Stein. alias Allen. alias
Maude Brown. charged with the theft
OF much baggage from the Chesapeake
and Ohio Railroad. will be tried before
Judge D. A. Grlmsley, Of the Ninth
iii July.
Vance and his wife are also under
Indictment here on similar charges,
and the case has been set for the Sep
TENDER term of the court.
Credit for the bringing OF the prls-
oners here. after they had carried their
case to the highest tribunal in the
land, is duelto the special agent OF the
Chesapeake and Ohio. L. l.. Scherer. and
Detectives Bailey and Wren, Of the
city force. IN,
Attorney Harry M SMITH has been
retained to prosecute the alleged
thieves. II
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ADJUSTMENTS
East Lynne"
Bijou-"H obbs o. T ennessee."s
1dlewood-Summer Amusement Park.

At the Academy.
East Lynne" without a peer as an
emotional melodrama. is on tho boarus
at the Academy this week. ana the
George Fawcett Stock Company Is gii-
ing it. an Interpretation much above
the average. It Is the FIRST time IT
has been presented here for five years.
Isabel at the old Bijou. on the occasion
OF her, first visit to the city.
Next to Lady Babbie and Nora. MISS
Haswell loves Lady Isabel more than
vests her portrayal OF the d,<: role OF
the unfortunate heroine Of the pathetic
story with O wonderful sympathy ana
charm.
as Archibald Carlyle, and his concep-
ton and enactment OF this role are
thoroughly in keeping with everything
he has done SO far. He is an actor
ofano mean attainments.
The audience Which was an unusu-
ally large one. renewed with great de-
light their acquaintance with an CID
friend, Mr., William II. Pasco. OF tha
Giffen Company. who was seen. as Sir
Francis Levison Though he did not
he fully sustained his excellent repu-
tation and he Is a distinct and .valu-
able addition to the Fawcett forces.
Miss Molly Brady Is cast as Barbara
Hare, and gives veryscreditable ana
patnstaking performances Of the "wo-
man in tho case who wrecks the hap
piness Of more than one. Mr.. Bevins, as
Sir Charles Lovison: Miss .h1cCaull. as
Joyce. and Miss Wood. as Miss Corney.
gave good accounts OF themselves, a q,
tho clerk OF Carlyle. E .s
THE stage was attractively sot. and
the entr'actes wcr6 com1ortably short
only werd Of adyersef estielsm con1e
actors with their lines. that necesst.
tatcd them frequently to call upon the
prompter. An audience will tolerate a
reasonable nMmbSr Of !. m'ztakes In
formance should have run much moro
smoothly than 1t did. The rough edEes
will doubtless have been rounded OFT
by tonight. and the delightful old play
Will be we'll patron!zed during the
week.
The Thursday night performance will
have to be omitted. MS the Academy
has q, peen previously engaged for that
GInob1 o. Tcnnesscc.'' G
that supported him two weeks ago IN
last night ainother Hal l;eid me Go
drama. and this time with better sue
saS he Mnob W y nes pras aRes "a
fairly good Inelodramatic hero Of this
tpye. lie is clean-cut. 1.-THE and active
Hooking, and with O. Unconstitutional hat
q rifle on >his shoulder, is q 1T pic
ture for the cover page Of one 81 the
"DiamoNdE Dick series, He will do
very nicely in the part. Miss Lorna
Elliott, the only one IN the previous
production who was at all acceptable
agala gave q! creditable portrayal
4 though her style seems better suited
Who " make, make love Vein in the imoonilght
"Tl,a Kpobs o Tennessee" is ~ story
/ OF mountain lnoonshiners. and there u
plenty OF gun play to make ~ interest,
! ing to those who love the llands-ups
sort OF business, Two Of the charac:
\ tors are laid low in the second act. aNc
4 that ought To be enoug for any audi,
A senca that IS n al reaacna hle; \, I,
lfrom tho gyll oWs 2ts the climax 4 thal
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PERSONAL AND GENERAL.

Immigrant arrivals are overtaxing tho
capacity of Ellis Island.
Tho hair from the tall Of horse Is the
strongest single animal thread known.
The Australian tallgalla Is the only bird
which leaves the egg fully feathered.
Tho London and Northwestern Raiiroad
has in Its regular employ an artificial limb
manufacturer.
A British army return states that during
last year hfty-seven commissioning Wero
granted to the mon from the ranks
Education in India Is advancing. In Ben
gal the governments expenditure under this
head last year was s3.676.l16.
Tho population OF tho globe is 1900. ooo.-
900. Of whom a5.2l4,oo0 die every year. Tho
births amount to ss,7o2.ooo every, year, or
more than one second.
IIousenlcn and houscboys are being intro
duced with great success In houses - Mel
bourne to alleviate the domestic
problem. Boys. It IS found, work moro
quickly than girls
Wichita, Kan. is said to have made 81 49,
900 In wheat during the past five years.
He has backed his own Judgment IN the
market and has done no plunglng,
Mrs. Anne II. NJ. Lycett has Just died IN
Baltimore at the age OF Afty-hve. She was
the mother OF twenty-one childron, and was
married at sixteen. She always said that
It was no moro trouble to bring up twenty
one children than It was to raise few.
On "san Juan Hill" bounded by West
Slxty-Arst and slxty-second Streets. Am
sterdam and West End Avenues, In New
York City, IL n block that has 6,l73 inhab-
ltants. It Is the most popu1ous block In
the world.
Tho Kansas militia Is nguratlvely up In
arms because the wnn who selected tho site
for the annual Stale encampment chose ono
in such M out-of-the-way place, that the
girls won't be able 70 get out to watch thu
| mon DO heroes. # &
The school department OF Birmingham
Eng has added sensible Innovation to TIN
curriculum Of Its cooking school. Twice
week the clAsseH arc taken to the markets
and taught what things to buy and tbs
best things to leave alone.
Yncente segowa. n young. Mexican NIL
lona're. hna taken to bulfighting az =
pastma' He has appeared as nlatad0
several times. and killed his bulls In nu
proved fashion. He says he does y pnre.!
| for The excitement. and his ambition u Y
go 10 Spain and make good" before 9 or!
teal Spanish audience. !, 5
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
Harris {
Anti-D yspeptic Water
'PHoNE 48s2,

4s is 'PF4ONE 1889, 81
j. "A. Morris CO., Inc:
Gentlemen.--I have used tho HARRIS
ANTtLpYsPEPT1C WATER for the past
year, and ] have found 1t very beneficial
to- me. Before ] commenced to use Il
i suffered a great deal Will, Sick Head
ache and Flatulence. Since I began to
use 1t I have been almost entirely relieved
OF these troubles. dc not hesitate to
recommend 1t to any one who Is o suf.4
Eleyey from Ind ton.
8, RAND, WEI 1EQKn #
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

AZ big luncheon Beerbohm Tree sat next
70 the Dean OF Manchester. saia q guest;
well. Mr. Tree. what have you been doing
to-day" oh" rrpiied the nctor-rnanager,
md lost IA bet" "Inhccd," remarked the
Dean. MAY ask what the be! was"
Certainly said Mr.. Tree; IT made q BET
that VIC Shouts pass through 400 aiffsrent
odora and we only encountered 400. ~
was tho quick reply. "you missed tho odor
of snnctlty." ~ s.s il S 4 l7sf
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
THE JApANEs1 ayyAn-scARC.v

4. 3 ~ { y = / ; n
The disgruntled element in Japan
which Is seeking tho overthrow Of the
present ministry by contending that
the government has been treacherous
and cowardly, In that It has failed to
protect Japanese subjects in San Fran
cisco, Will not send any cold slhivers
down the American spine by its reck-
less threat Of war. The friendly re-
lations between the two countries are
SO firmly established that they will
hardly be disturbed by the ranting of
newspapers in Toxic or by the leaders
of the Progressives in tho Mikados
empire. The reports from Washington
and Japan have the car-marks of I'M
pending trouble, but looking behind the
returns it is not difficult to see the
reason why the anti ministry faction is
using commonplace incident as a
lever for the con templated attempt to
bring about change In affairs in the
Orient.
The American government is amply
able to take care OF itself. 1t has ex-
planned, apparently to the satisfaction
Of the NIiNado the recent assaults upon
Japanese ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, and the
sober-headed subjects Of the Emperor
have accepted our statement and nre
willing to abide by 1t. We doubt seri-
ously in view OF this, If Japan will
demand an abject apology or indem-
nifty, knowing full well that neither
can be given. discount TAM, the lead
er Of the opposition-who occupies
about the same position as that held
by Mr.. John Sharp Williams in the
lower branch OF Congress-does not
create the least bitterness on this side
of the world when he says that Ameri-
cans are radically commercial in their
sentiment. and therefore likely to yield
The commercial spirit may have in
vaded our business life, but our ma.
| tlonal honor Is without a stain, and
while this country is naturally peace.
full it will fight before submitting tt
indignity or insult. The San francisco
incident" has been exaggerated, and i!
not so grave that the administration
can fail to settle it by diplomacy.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

CnlC,lluted 10 ADuenl

Senator Bourne's fine distinction between
a third term aud u Second elective term"
ls calculated to appeal to tho mind which
q constitutional recess between
Cong rasses--.New York World.
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nLoNG To,1v REMEMBERED.
Gets Messenger of Thanks for Services
--ll-. ". lIrlnfr TIM II AuniAu. .tl.. =.

Capitol Policeman George w. (Long
TOMB Haynes was Actiye and watchful
81 !gsM IL the eapitoi SQUARE during
the recent reunion. and every now and
then he receives q letter, or message, OF
thanks 6ro I,s some one who was bene-
sion during a. drenchinr rain Long
Tom took charge Of the crowd and
MADE the Ladies as S4mfortnhle Is pcs,
filled both tho Legislative halls with
the fair scx and let the men. stand up,
except In cases Of one-l legged veterans,
for Whom he found aeats d "
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Mayor Barry Nlahool. Of Baltimore,
declares that "all bachelors should be
taxed 1000 each.' What would occur
IL a bachelor happened not to have the
81 900 lying around Is not stated, but
we assume that the fearless Mahool
would favor instant decapitation.
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Rhymes for: To-Day.
I'M SCARED 81 r,r,, ,11vrLD 1,nowx

I'M SCARED OF THE LITTLE l'',owN
,ttA ponog sa,,, Or , wa5;l' shouts v Wis
I'm s s s}S;s3St,s HsS g yot sn'eter
The The lJap, must bo'l chuckle- headed
Who \, thinks that lie can drag mo 70 q
BY IN ture II am not npplogetic,
But sti I'm sane 9hnd not u bit paretic,
And am hanged IL | Will fight Ja-
III el All. !. meet the armies Of Great
I'll nght tI,e fierce l'yotalinns when
I'll thrash the French whenever 1t Is
III } (,,I, Germans-aye, and hit to
I'll m1x II. with tho nghtingest wild
That never, heard Of any Hague
With 1ISuzzy- ,wuzaies, dhurkus ana tho
But Hang It Ill, I Will not tight Ja-
will not.'cause I know that they
WILL lick mos,
They'll seize mo by some trick
-, didn't know,
They'll AN ,,ss' u, ne unhitch my frame and
A corpse, outswhero tho cherry bios
SONS grow
They're quiet as a flock of old ,nerinos.
Ihey,re deadly as q dynamltcr's can:
Hun! Ley EN- go and scoop the Fill
But sink my side If 7 will fght. Ja-
PAM II. s. H,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

The Howitzers not only know where
they're going, but they're on their
way. Pos 5& s
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Mr. Fairbanks, according to the Bos-
ton Transcript, us believed to be OF
liberal ideas" Believed to be" islac-
curate. Nobody knows Just what Mr..
Fairbanks's Ideas are except Mr.. Fair
about it now and then.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Ceremonies at the laying OF cor
ner-stone tho other day disclosed the
fact that President Roosevelt totes q
gun STILL for all we know. Mr.. IIar-
riman may wear pair Of them and a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
MERELY JOKING.

Correct.
Johnny" said Johnny'a little brother. "a
ny 10 fly because he flies. Isn't hc?"
"Yos; that's IT."
And q len is noa because he fees,
isn't It 2" a,
Shouldn't wonder"
'.Then why are bees becs7''
|'BecHuse they boz said Johnny.-soattle
Times.
One Drop Fatal.
a"r 500 that aeronauts arc warned to let
'.Yos. can tmagino they see tho danger
OF taking drop too much."-Cleyoland
Plain Dealer. g
ANY Old Excuse Would Do.
"rhlrty;sovon yoars olapso between acts
~ I'm that case, my dear" said Mr.. Lush,
II shall have time to so out and got
drink.'-Louisville Cour!or- Journal.
Widcawakeness Ills Speciality.
Fuddle-You know Stocks. don't you2
OF mine.
Fuddle-Pretty wideawako man. isn't he?
Doctor-1 should, say so. I'm treating him
for somnla--1llustrated Bits.
Sunday Morning: III
come from p.
From Bingloy's garage. He's in there
trying to tinker up his car in time to get
to church."-Brooklyn Eagle
Was It the State of Texas?
"I1ow on earth did you got into this awful
stato7'
Don't tell the railroad authorities,
ma'an, but came on n freight train
judge
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

II was another grand chance to ia
the people with my policies"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

II you can only get away for one
day at the exposition, so Tomorrow.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
Mr Olnex,a lsio.v

Mr.. olncy Is described as having init.
President Roosevelt by critcizing his Santo
policy. and tho taking Of tho Pan
anna trip. But viii Mr.. Roosevelt feel tho
blow ?---lnd!anapoIis Star.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
Judge Clopton to, Sit,

Governor Swanson yesterday designated
Judge w l. clopton. OF the Corporation
Court OF tho olty OF Manchester to sit dur-
Ing tho June term of the Circuit Court OF
Chesterfield for Judge Walter A. Watson,
Judge Watson Is suffering from an attack
OF appendicitis
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Persons wishing to communicate with The
Times. Dispatch by telephone Will ask cl'-
trail for '4o4l," and on y answered from
tho office switchboard, will Indicate the
department or person with whom they wish
90 speak.
When calling between A. NJ. ana
a.. NJ. call to central office direct for 4oAl.
composing room; 4oi2, business o.'ce; AUS
for mailing and press-roons
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Senator Dick has gone to New York
leaving Ohio just about where Taft
would wish 1t.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Georgia Day was successful enough
we opine, to satisfy even Atlanta.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
shonIL Nn, ia ,rnn nrno,

n IN HHONIH NOT Re Too UrNCI,
missionary Who advncHted elevation Of
the Filiplnos through Introduction OF baso-
BAH surely does not intend TO acQuaint the
simple native with tho lingo, too .--Phlla-
dcphia Public Ledger.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Among the editors not attending the
editorial convention this week is the
kindly and broad-minded gentleman
who directs the policy of the New York
Evening Post.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Again we efficiently suggest that r.
p. Hobson be delegated to settle the
little difficulty personally with tho
Mikado.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
Lipll1 Entertainment

When one considers the men who are sup
posed to be In II. that sb.o0o.000 conspiracy
appears 10 DO only sort OF light entart I'm
mcnt anyway.--lndianapolis Sun.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
An Unsettled Problem

Also. something Is Enthusiastically lin
gorins In the lap OF summer.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
Would 10 ExneriGncGtl

Mr.. Taft may got enough, experience ~
recpnciing differences IN Panama TO enabs
him 10 approach tho Ohio situation MI "
confidence '---i Washington Star 81 * NJ
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Steve Adams is said to be 'as ba6
as Orchard" That phrase "as bad as
Orchard" may pass into provcrb.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

The Spanish ministry reports large
surplus. So they haven't stocked the
little princes wardrobe yet, after all.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

The main objection at Boise now,
according to the dispatches. Is ito ind
Orchards mental angle" Well, 1t isn't
right angle. anyway.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Entered January 81, 1903. at f'ch'n o0
Va, as second-class mater, under act @
Congress OF March g. 1870.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Editor Box has nice new degree
for spring, and from all we can hear
about It. his lady friends consider 1t
very becoming indeed.
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I4uhurars Coming.

4 small party3of farm laborers from Flu.
rope will reach tho city this morning from
Philadelphia. and will be assigned homes
by tho Department of Agriculture More
farm hands from across the water are OK
pGctea to reach here during the, month,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11

Cartoonists should picture Japan as
a figure whose left shoulder is some
what lower than the other, the left be-
Ing the one on which chips are ordi-
narily worn.
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People Seen
in Public Places

Captain Frank II. Brent has return-
Cd to the city from Lancaster, where
l!e was tho principal Of u high school
Sas H sa ereeted oSs e oa fsna a i
Murpliy's last night Captain Brent
VIII be II Richmond much Of the time
curing g lr1 the summer, but he sud last
would take him. out or the city from
time to, time. The popular educator Is
n fine health and spirits, and hc enter
lobby last night with some nov. nnoc-
dotes gathered In during Ills absence
from tho city,
Captain Brent snid,his plane, for next
though ho will probably again have
charge Of tho. high school or Lancaster,
which, though recently established; is
condition. Tho former Secretary 81 the
i famous s' dog SKit' back With him, mud nd
tho latter was renewing old acqunint-
anccs about tho lobby and, like his
his old home.
Captain Brent will spend q week or
ten days recuperating and meeting his
friends. and then he vii devote hin-
cation to transacting some. private
business. Before returning to his work
next fall he will visit the Jamestown
Exposition, though ut prcScntANo Goes
not know Just when he Will 90 to the
.seasfore.
Among the prominent guests ut the
Jefferson Is Mr.. John Fox, Jr., the
well-known author.
Representative Harry l.. Maynard. Of
Portsmouth, Is In the city looking after
some private business Matters and ~
stopping ut tho Westlnoreland Club.
Mr. Maynard declared when seen last
night that tho crowds Intending the
Jamestown Exposition are stend!ly In
crensing, and that he believes the af-
the end. 5,
no went on, land that Is that tho gcn!-
ltlcmen who arc managing tho exposi-
ton deserve great deal OF tcredi. io1
building O wonderful snow on q s1nal
amount Of money.
.They deserve the gratitude Of the
people Of Virginia to no small degree.
and I bclieve they are being widely
commended for the'r efforts" o,,.
not was beginning to 'pvll II the old
Second District, and that 9 number OF
will be out for tho Legisla-
ture in the various counties and cities.
The Portsmouth Congressman had not
paid great deal Of a attention '.isno 10 .ne
was therefore not in position to IN
dcrtako to pick the winners. II Mr..
Maynard Gun get through with his
business here IN time he will go TO
Jamestown tomorrow to be present
on Virginia Day.
Hon. r. Tate Irvine, Of Big Stone
Gap, Is registered at the Jefferson
Dr. Rudd Morrison. prominent ply
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-11
POINTS FROM PARAGRAPHERs.

- He President says no likes the man
who sings at hia work. SO do We.
What we object to is tho man who
sings at ours.-New York Mall. i
All signs indicate that the much-talked-
OF Democratic dark horse will turn out, as
usual, to be q donkcy.-Sew York Herald.
"A yassar girl jumped o fence four feet
ten Inches high without touching her hands
to it. Yet the world will dlstrust that girl $
biscuit until it is showh-Minneapolls
Journal,
The Weather Bureau OF tho United States
may be- described as q large body Of un-
desirable citizens engaged for the past
three months In rubbing II in upon the fell
low whose winter clothes wore out in
Notwithstanding Courier-Journal
Thore seems to b. some doubt. however.
whether that Japanese moal" which Cen
oral Kuroki got in Chicago made him home
or otherwise sok.-1ndianapoiis News.
Mothusalah may not have lived 969 years
but in those days things were 80 dull that
1t must have seemed that long to him
Washington Post.
South Dakota spinstars are urging the
authorities to chloroform all bachelors over
forty. Presumably the bachelor, maid will
bear away the victim when the state OF
nnaesthesla is omplete.--Louisville Courier
Journal, 1870 - t1l