New-York tribune., 1907-12-22

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For VIII s.zs N93
"Fo- MS - -re IN stupid. SAYS -
she
OF. O.. -s5e-- saws / You
don't bu- .-.. house for me - i've
rn-not ve- don't care hoH else t
YOU blow i. .,- surplus. but when
Il comes 2. -.-.-ldi- the latch key.
thats ~ Aud m on rhe
Sadie SIS. 80 laughs and reaches
0ut and, here va 7 anyone
ookn a-.. GOT The right She
saysif -la- -he way | feel. whE.
eoes s-.r he IVA 'n't stuck a1
havin "a house
You 5.-.l worry along with q lev furnished
rcoms t7~ could YOU says J.
III 9. -e-ever you say, Shorty, says sne-
Train -.u Is q cinch," SAYS / il look up
the ads
That .-.- flu-7. though. ii had my eye on
this new !. Id Pe-zazzer ever since they put On
the r-ee- --.e- roof and when ! hears how the
nance F.. Ia reg Lar of mine ] don't lose any
tine st-e- -re landed IN calm HIM up on the
phone
Bill I af-er he's through jollyin' me
on The r-..-r..r-7 business. now about one q
them ta1rlilv-a1ld-no-dog suites - ours
Got The -. .- lag up en any 81 EN-:
"Whv -.5-.lv.'- saws he l can glTe You
tn avs / But DO they come 80
Teep i -a -ab q bank every time pay the
-ert."
Bill -zer don't. OF course he goes on,
II vor ...- . Central Park exposure
Id -- l. might he catChln' " hat
ooks ea.. --s IS that 4out heast corner with The
Eindo1- down Fifth-ave- Now give me
your h.-- - Ea- figures fa- bunch of three and
And .---.ir.' ,hat Aiv 6 and lot more 81
the SAN. .- was rec lar dodgers there. 'raced
myself i.-. At that too the figure ne names
takes r-r-.- -. + the breath out 81 me.
Gee sass -that-d buy "A house and lot on
Staten .f Navhe / can stand II, though
Nell sar. .-f and look You over.
AIl -..-. felT1S "a die gf the CAP al ne
carTiage rance. and she finds II the Perzazzer
that Ive .l-ed out shes tickled 10 death. Billy
comes oUt his satin finished mahogany Once "I1c
does the lie act for us himself When we re let
fu on -h -erenth floor be leads Us 10 our corner
and eNIla-~ the good points, Ike polntln "ut that
he Too1H= IS III done n Looey Cans
Wa .s-r noriCln that says l. -h1ld S',i-.e
q thera DatchInen knew what was What, dld1l
they, Iar docs i strike YOU. Sadie,
oh, j. perfectly bully says she
Well say rs al of that Every chair back mas
hand = l1-riaered picture on il the rugs was
handsome enough 10 frame and there was more
knobs and electric buttons and switches than YOU
ooqld lea-- how 10 use III a month IheIe va i |
laIlcy stunt. from Stranr the ar 70 ma KIN N"uI
""n ice rhst hadn't been worked But the ltIle
pnVate dirin room. with the round Ia he ana the
candies. ger- ne. There's no chasln out 1or your
srub i you don't want 70 All YOU have 10 90 Is
~1te OUT our bi 81 fare, drop II in tube and IN
Aoe q hall hour it lugged IL under the SILVER
ooFeTs by butler who there TO do the TODD Juggln
Home c5uld never be like this, Sadie, SAYS l.
Iej 20 send up the trunks
III bet Pirlckrlev couldn't have done it quicker
mn sell 1or by dinner time next day We re all set
ued even . my KNOWN = hich three hooks IN % %the
t%o closets mine. and lust what corner OF lhe
Ihird bureau drawer / could keep my laundry IN
ihen re starts gettin' acquainted with Ildson
oourse. I've seen plenty Of buffers before, hav1n
Knocked around more or less among folks that
Keep em reg lar but | never thought TO haVethe
soss'n q one myself So, when tins chap III the
oiihl black and red vest shows up the fTst
laoT;ln and begins ha ndin out the grape fruit and
ss.4rE Fs.sd - [.