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The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
KEEP BEARS ON TAP.
louisiana Swamp Being Protected for
the President.

NEW ORLEANS, Sept. 27.-President
Roosevelt will nave a good bear hunt
n northeast louisiana next month II
painstaking-preparation can produce
such sport. For weeks past the swamps
in which the President will hunt have
been SO well guarded that even the
sound of a gunshot has not disturbed
the swamp animals.
Two of the sviftest and best-trained
Dear dogs in the South have been Sc
cured from the Kentucky farm of Nor
IN T. Harris for use in the pack which
he President will follow. The pres
ence of the best dogs obtainable is nee
essary because in October Louisiana
pears are usually lean and consequent
ly give hunters a swift rum.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
ARMY OFFICER GONE
AND MONEY WITH HIM.
Has Been Treasurer of Regimental Club
and Enlisted at Outbreak of
Suanish War.

NEW YORK, Sept. 27.-First Lieu
tenant Charles c. Finch, Company G,
Twelfth Infantry, United States Army,
the regiment forming the garrison on
Governors Island, is said to have dis
appeared from the island several weeks
ago, and today Colonel Leven G. Allen,
commanding Fort Jay, announced that
the officer had been reported absent
without leave and that an investiga-
ton of Finch's regimental club and
company accounts showed a shortage
of about $1,000.
Finch was treasurer of the regimental
club, n had an excellent record as a
soldier. He began bis military career
at the outbreak Of the Spanish War,
when he enlisted as a private in the
Twelfth Pennsylvania Volunteer In
fantry.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
OLD SOLDIERS AT BAY.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 2.-Another
turn In the affairs of the Army and
Navy Union in this city occurred last
night when the members of General
william r. Barry garrison barricaded
themselves in their hall and refused
admittance to Department Commander
Robert c. Gaibraith.
1t was the failure to recognize the
department commander that recently
caused National Commander Browne
to suspend Theodore Roosevelt garri-
son and tear down its charter.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
MAILERS CELEBRATE.
Union Entertains Friends in Celebration
of It's First Anniversary.

Mailers' Union No. IL, of Newark.
gave a supper to members of the Essex
Trades Council, also the Allied Printing
Trades Council, in celebration of the
first anniversary of the organizing OF
their union. at Helfrecht's Hail, loS
Market street, last night.
Among the speakers of the evening
were d. ]. Mccullough, president OF
Mailers' Union No. 6, of New York
city; Joseph Cozzalino, president OF
Essex Trades Council; w. H. Cara
5rant. president of Allied Printing
Trades Union; j. P. Hudson and Elmer
Throssell, of Typographical Union 1OS,
If Newark; John H. Mclean, of the
Newark Joint District Council of Car
oenters, and many others.
All voted 1t a good time and said that
for a young organization the Mailers,
/, comprised of the employees of both
! corning and EVENING STAR and
Evening News, knew how to entertain
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
ERROR CAUSES WRECK.
Engines of Two Trains Damaged, but
Passengers Escape.

BRATTLEBoRO, VT, Sept. 27.-Two
locomotives were damaged in a head-on
collision by Boston and Maine passen-
ger trains on the Central Vermont
Railroad a Vernon, three miles
south of here, last night. No passenger
on either train was injured. The cars
of both trains escaped with but little
damage.
The collision was between a south
bound passenger train from Brattle-
boro. carrying hundreds of people who
had attended the Valley fair here to-
day, and a special consisting of an en-
CINE and three cars bound north from
South Vernon. An error in the receipt
of train orders is said to have been
responsible for the accident.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
TO FILL eAYNoR CLUB OFFICES.

Preliminary organization of the John ].
Gaynor Association for the season of 1907
was effected last night and plans for the
annual outing were discussed. Officers
were elected as follows: Frederick Ray
mond. first lieutenant; William Smith, first
assistant orderly sergeant; Walter Bond,
second assistant orderly sergeant; Fred
Jadel. third assistant orderly sergeant. A
social hour followed the election. Next
Wednesday night the association will elect
second. third and fourth li~eutenants.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
"PEAcEFUL VALLEY"
Play That Sol Smith Russell Made
Famous Comes to Orange Tomorrow.

Famous Comes to Orange Tomorrow.
"A rural play without a stern father who
has a fit of righteous Indignation in the
third act and without a driving snowstorm
outside. the tinkle of sleigh bells and a
little singing by the church choir on Its
way to the minister's donation party, Is a
distinct novelty in these days, yet Peace
full Valley fills the bill. 1t contains none
of the stock characters Of the rural play
and It's revival this season is meeting with
great success largely because of this very
fact.
Peaceful Valley" it will be remembered,
was the play in which Sol Smith Russell,
one of the most lovable of all American
actors, made his greatest hit and the play
which he declared before his death to have
been his f~avorite. 1t is a play which
mirrors the life in a little COM
munity in the White Mountains In
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
coNsUL-GEN. DICKENsoN RESIGNS.

WASHINGTON, Sept. &c. M. Dick
enson, Consul-General=at-Large, has
rendered his resignation to the State
Department. The reason assigned is
the Illness OF his wife. Mr.. Dickinson
Is now on his way home from Constan-
tinoDle.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27

$50 Autumn Excursion to Mauch Chunk
The New jersey Central has arranged q SLh0
excursion to Mauch Chunk and Glen Onoko
for next Sunday. September Goth. Train leaves
Broad street, Newark. at s's5 a. m. See the
mnunraina ~ the leaves change eolor.=AdA
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-27
ULTIMATUM TO SHAH.

Looks as If Revolution Would Break
Out in Persia.
TEHERAN, Sept. ga document
signed by high officials and the cora-
manders of the army has been pre-
sented to the Shah to the effect that
unless the sovereign accepts without
reserve and will act according to the
demands of a constitutional overn
ment they will resign in a body from
hts service.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21
ARTEMUS WARDS FUN.
How the Humorist Used to Win
Laughs In His Lectures.

How the Humorist Used to Win
Laughs In His Lectures.
However much the audience might
laugh, even to a tumult of merriment
lasting a minute or two or perhaps
longer. Artemus Ward stood with the
gravest mien and unmoved face. he
could not help laughing while writing
or planning a good thing, but no nee
romancer was ever more self poised
when he stood before his audience.
The greatest fun of the whole was
the manipulation Of the panorama II
self. Thil.. would go wrong every
now and then, and the audience would
fairly scream with laughter, supposing
it was a mistake, while as matter OF
fact Artemus was always at the bot
tom OF ii all.
For instance, the prairie fire would
go down at the wrong time and then
break out again when the scene 1t was
to illustrate had wholly passed, or the
sick looking moon would refuse 10
stay down in the midst while the lee
turer was apparently almost overcome
with veXation and despair. Then the
wrong music would be played, and the
house would break out into roars Oh
laughter, as when he touched upon one
really pathetic recital and the piano
ground out Poor Mary Ann"
In the midst of really instructive
talk on the Mormon question or tru-
ly impressive description of the noun
tain scenery around Salt Lake ne
would stop as If sudden feeling OF
distress had come over him when
must be explained, and. pointing to an
absurd animal in the foreground OF a
picture, he would tell the audience how
he had always tried to keep faith with
them, but mistakes must sometimes
occur.
Il have always spoken of this animal
as a buffalo and have always supposed
he was q buffalo but this morning my
artist came to me and said, Mr.. Ward,
I can conceal it from you no longer;
that is a horse!'" The effect was SIM
ply indescribable.
When quiet came again, he would
seemingly become wholly lost to ev-
erything around him as he described
some absorbing and thrilling incident,
turning it into ridicule the next min
ute by the innocent and apparently
merely incidental remark, II did not
see this myself, but l had it from a
man Just as reliable as am."-Enoch
Knight in Putnam'S.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

THE WAY HE PRoPosBD.-"Did you
hear about Flossie being engaged?'
asked the first young thing.
mo. Is it true?"
Yes; and its the most romantic
thing you ever heard of. You know
Egbert Tigsmore has been paying at
tention to her for more than a year,"
Yes"
We'll, yesterday morning Flossie
was helping her mother to clean the
house, and she had on an old skirt
that she has tried to give to every
cook they have had for two years.
And she had on an old blouse that
had those great, big balloon sleeves,
you know"
Yes, Yes"
And her hair was all dragging down
into her eyes; and she had been TAX
ing down pictures and busting them,
and there were smears of dirt every
way across her face: and her hands
were in horrible great big gloves; and
she was wearing an old pair of car
pet slippers that belonged to her faith
er And of all things!"
Yes, Yes. What them"
"Egbert proposed to her while she
was looking like that?"
He did?"
He did and, of course, she accept
ed. him."
We'll. a man who is so deeply in
love that he will propose to a girl
when she looks that way deserves to
be accepted"
Yes: but Egbert proposed over the
telephone Tit Bits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

ing the vows in public so the magis-
trate told the parties to the civil suit
that court would have to walt a rev
moments until he could tie the KNOT
as the contracting parties did not WISH
to wait until court was over. Ihey
drove to Capt Stoves residence and
the ceremony was performed in a 1eW
moments The Happy couple then
drove to McAdensville where they
will reside. 49,. Andrew Burgess
white man of Gaffney S. c., was TINS
morning committed to Jail in detauit
of 500 bond, to await trail at court
on a charge of kidnapping Viola Nc
Farland. a 13-year old girl, from the
Loray mill The case was heard py
Magistrate W. l. Stowe. Burgess IL
is alleged, enticed the girl from the
mill this morning and the two set
ont for Bessemer City on foot. They
were overtaken by the girls father
who had the young man arrested ana
hailed into court. .....A telegram was
received about 1.30 o'clock this after
noon conveying the sad intelligence
that Mr.. ]. Laban Falls, one of Gas
tonias most prominent citizens, drop
ped dead at 11.30 o'clock In Hot
Springs Ark, whittier he went last
Monday in company with j. Flem
Johnson and Mr.. A. R. Anders Tor
a months outing. The message
brought the simple information of his
death and contained no Details
Though his health had not been the
best for several months not even his
closest friends suspected that he was
a collapse. When he lett
Gastonia Monday night he was as we'll
as he had been for sometime and was
taking the trip in the hope that II
would restore him again to perfect
health. No details are obtainaole as
we go to press as to when the oody
will leave Hot Springs or as to the
funeral arrangements. His body VIII
be brought home at once. 1t Is pre-
sumed. for burial. Labe Falls as ne
was known to all his friends, had liv-
ed in Gastonia for many years. he
was a native of the Crowder's Creek
section of this county. He Is sur
yiyed by three brothers, Messrs. James
E. Falls, George w. Falls and Robert
A. Falls and two sisters, Mrs. John b.
White of Dallas, and Mrs. w. M.
Crawford.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21
humorous department.
The Club Man..

A Methodist missionary Of Detroit
was praising Wu-Ting-Fang, the for
mer Chinese ambassador, says the
Minneapolis Journal.
"Mr. Wu entertained me last win
ter at his country house." he said. i
asked him why he disapproved OF the
idea of sending Chinese commission
ers to the various leading countries
America Germany. France-to
study modern government, and he
said:
1.-The only thing 1 am quite posi-
tive such commissioners would learn
is connoisseurship in French cooking,
what wines to furnish with each
course of a dinner, and who are the
worlds best tailors, liquor merchants
and cigar Dealers
I'm his amusing way, he then said
he had no high opinion Of government
tai commissions. He would be polite
to them, but in a polite way, like the
parlor maid, he would express for
them some little contempt.
"a parlor maid, he went on, awoKe
her mistress in the middle of the
night and whispered
"'Oh, madam there's a. burglar
downstairs
Nonsense said the lady. its
only my husband ten to one, just
getting home from the club
"No, madam, said the maid posi-
lively. It's burglar, for he isn't
stumbling over any thing, nor swear
ing nor falling down."
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21
LAST OF MllKMAlDS.
Henceforth Cows Will Be MIXED BY
Electricity.

The public in general, and dairy
keenly interested in the machine milk
ing experiments which have lately
been conducted with such success in
the United States. 1t is, of course,
no news to those in the business that
during the last fifty years many at
tempts have been made to provide a
mechanical substitute for the milk
maid. but until lately these attempts
have ended in failure.
Hundreds of patents have been TAX
en- out by inventors for milking ma
chimes. but when put to the test they
refused to fulfill all necessady re-
quirements.
America, however, claims to nave
solved the difficulties in most sat!s-
factory manner, and today there are
over 1000 milking machines in use in
the states. These machines are of
two different types, one being worked
by foot power and the other by an
chimes have n couple of tubes, With
four attachments at the end of each,
enabling the operator to milk two
COWS at once. thus causing II great
saving of time.
Each machine can be So adjusted
that it will milk at a last or slow rate,
and il has been proved that machine
MIXED COWS yield more butter than
o, lerS.
One might naturally suppose that
the animals themselves would not
take very kindly to the introduction
of such machines. 1t has been found,
however. that. while some may be a
little restless at first, on account of
the clicking of the pulsatOrs. as a
rule they soon become quiet and rec
onCiled to the action, and stand still
chewing their cud without manifest
ing any discomfort.
1t is estimated that machine milk
ers reduce the labor by about one
half. and consequently their introduce
ton enables the dairyman to reap
greater profits and enlarge his busi-
ness. Furthermore, when the ma
chimes are kept clean, the milk from
them contains fewer bacteria than
hand drawn milk, although, of course,
carelessness in cleansing may make
them nuisances rather than aids to
the dairyman.-LOndOn Tit-Rits.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County of York.

IN THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
lone S. Noland, plaintiff-against John
S. Sadler, Jr., Mamie Hanna Annie
Miller, Hattie r. Rutledge, j. Cness
Miller, John L. Miller, Sadler >.
Miller, May Shriner, Cecil Miller,
Mary Sadler Miller, Julia Sadler,
Belle Sadler, Alice V. Sadler, Mary
Annie Burtz and w. B. Sadler, De-
fendants.-Summons for Relief
Complaint Filed)
To the Defendants Above Named:
VOU are hereby summoned and re-
Il auired to answer the complaint IN
this action, which has this day been
filed in the office Of the Clerk Of the
Court of Common Pleas for the said
County, and to serve a copy OF your
answer to the said complaint on the
at his office in Yorkviile,
South Carolina, within twenty days
after the service hereof, exclusive OF
the day of such service; and II you
fail to answer the complaint within
the time aforesaid, the plaintiff In this
action will apply to the Court for the
relief demanded in the complaint.
J. s. BRICE,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Dated Yorkville, s. c., May 4, A. ID.
1907.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

MUSICAL CONVERSATIONAL negro
minister from Georgia, who was Wis
iting friends In New York city, went
one Sunday to the cathedral on Fifth
avenue.
He was very much impressed by the
service, especially by the choir boys
i'm the professional and recessional.
When he returned to the south he re-
solved to introduce the same thing in
to his church; so he collected fifteen
or twenty little darkies and drilled
them until he had them well trained.
One Sunday the congregation were
greatly surprised to see the choirboyS
marching in, singing the professional.
The minister noticed that something
was wrong; the boy in front was not
carrying anything. He leaned over
the pulpit, and in order to avoid at
tracing attention, he chanted in tune
to the song they were singing.
"What-have you done-with the
Incense pOt?"
The little darkey. with great pres
ence of mind, chanted back:
'I-left it in-the aisle-it was too
blame hot."-Harper's Weekly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

USED HIS DIPLoMACY.-HarryL Laugh
lin told at an exhibition game in Toll
edo a billiard story. says the Chicago
Chronicle.
"Once when had my own parlor in
Columbus" he said Il was good
deal disturbed by the loss of chalk.
Chalk disappeared at a tremendous
rate and l said to my helper:
Keep a better eye on the chalk
Jim. I'm no millionaire"
81 know the gents wot pockets
the chalk. Mr.. Laughlin,' Jim said,
but they're reg'lar customers. l guess
YOU wouldn't want me to offend 'em,
would you"
well. no., said 1. I wouldn't.
You might give them a gentle hint'
though. Use your diplomacy
"Jim, l found out later, used his
diplomacy that night. He walked up
to one of my best patrons who had
just pocketed a peice of chalk and he
said:
you're in the milk business,
amt you, sir?"
"'Yes. Why?' the patron asked.
81 thought so,' said Jim, from the
amount of chalk you carry away.
The boss likes enterprise, and he told
me to tell you that If you wanted a
bucket of water now and then you
could have one and welcome
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

AMAZON AN IMMENSE RIVERA sea
rather than a river is the Amazon,
with 100 miles of width at its mouth.
The Amazon drains a territory Of g.
100000 square miles, ten times the
area of France, and in connection with
itself and its tributaries there are said
to be $4,000 miles Of navigable water,
one half Of which is suitable for steam
navigation by large vessels.
The number, length and volume OF
the Amazon's tributaries are in propor-
ton to its magnitude. More than 20
superb rivers 1000 miles and upward
in length pour their waters into 1T, and
streams of less importance are num-
berless. At the junction Of the Ucayali
with the Amazon a line Of so fathoms
does not reach the bottom, and in
breadth it is more like a sea than a
river. The longest tributary, the
Madeira, has length Of 1000 miles.
The distance from the source Of the
Amazon in the Andes to the Atlantic
ocean is 1000 miles in a direct line,
but by the course Of the river 1t Is
nearly 1000 miles.-Chicago Tribune.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

TWICE IN JEoPARDY.-An old negro
was recently brought before justice
in Mobile II seemed that Uncle Nose
had fallen foul of bulldog while in
the act of entering the henhouse of
the dogs owner.
Look here. Uncle Nose" the justice
said. informally. didn't l give you ten
days last month for this same thing
Same henhouse you were trying To get
into. What have you got to say for
yourself?"
Uncle Nose scratched his head.
Mars Willyum. yo' sent me ter de
chain gang fer tryin' ter steal some
chickens, didn't ye?"
Yes. that was the charge"
An don't de law say yO' can't be
charged twice wild he same 'fense?'
That no man shall be twice placed
in jeopardy for the identical act, yes -
Den. sab. yo' des hab ter let me go,
sab. All war after de same chickens,
sab"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

GET WISE. A Laramie woman
went to the theatre the other night
with some friends. but when they were
seated she was separated from her
friends by a man and woman VINO
seemed to pay no attention to each
other. The woman figured out that If
the two people would sit over a seat
she could sit with her friends. Bracing
up her nerve. she said sweetly TO the
man, Beg pardon. are you here
alone" The man stared at the cur
tain as if he were drawing a salary
for it. Il beg pardon" the woman
said. a little louder are you alone?"
Get wise" whispered the man hOarse-
ly through the extreme corner of his
mouth. this is my wife ?"-Laramie
Boomerang.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21
DIR. J. NJ. HUNTER
The A1l-Round Specialist,
ROCK HILL s.
Consultation Free.

ROCK HILL s. q.
Consultation Free.
Makes a Speciality Of Cancers, Tu.
mors, Chronic Ulcers, Scrofula and
Rheumatism; Diseases Of Liver and
Kidneys, Dyspepsia and Indigestion.
Treats without the knife, loss of blood
and little pain to patient.
References to Few Cases Treated.
r. A. Clark, cancer of nose, Rock Hill;
Mrs.. j. J. Williams, cancer Of face,
Tirzah: Mrs. S. r. Nelson, cancer OF
face, Ogden; W. A. Mullinax, cancer
Of face, Kings Creek; w. w. Stroup,
cancer Of face, Lowell, N. c.; Mrs.
Barbory McCraw, cancer Of forehead,
Gaffney; S. B. Hanna, cancer Of neck,
Gastonia, N. c.; D. F. Grigg, cancer
Of nose, baltimore, N. c.; Frank Lat
timore, cancer Of face, Cleveland Mills,
N. c.; Mrs. M. E. Harrell, cancer of
face, Ellenboro, N. c.; Mrs. D. P. Glas-
co, cancer Of forehead, Shelby, N. c.;
D. H. Cobb, cancer Of lip, Smyrna; r.
c. Green, cancer Of face, Mooresboro,
N. c.; ]. N. Clonts, cancer Of the ton
que, Tirzah, S. c.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21

To Belle Sadler, Cecil Miller and
Mary Sadler Miller, minor defendants
above the age Of fourteen years.
Please take notice that unless you
shall in the meantime procure the ap-
pointment Of a guardian ad litem, the
plaintiff or her attorney, will, on the
twentieth day after the service Of this
notice upon you, at 10 o'clock In the
forenoon or as soon thereafter as
counsel can be heard, apply to ]. A.
Tate, Clerk of Court Of Common Pleas
for York County, South Carolina, at
his office in Yorkville, s. c.. for an
order appointing some suitable person
guardian lad litem for you and direct
ing said person when appointed to
appear and defend the action In your
behalf.
]. S. BRICE,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Yorkville, S. c., May 4, A. D., 1907
3T-47 ot
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-05-21
NOTICE.

To the absent defendants Hattie Il.
RutIedge, ]. Chess Miller, Jno. L. Mil
Ter, Sadler s. Miller May Shriner
Cecil Miller, Mary Sadler Miller. Julia
Sadler, Belle Sadler, Alice v. Sadler'
Mary Annie Burtz and w. B. Sadler:
Please take notice that the Summons
of which the foregoing is a copy, to-
gether with the Complaint In this ac-
tion were filed in the office OF J; A.
Tate, Clerk of Court Of Common Pleas
for York county, South Carolina, at
Yorkville, South Carolina, On the -
day of April, A. D., 1907.
J. s. BRICE,
Plaintiffs Attorney.
Yorkville, S. c., Maya, A. d. 1907.