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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-24

Finger nalls that are manicurel ey-
cry week Will retain their delicac3
and luster much longer than those that
are neglected.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Nan oleon,s Old Clothes.

At the 10 Nendemiaire Napoleon was
in such a state of poverty that his
clothes were all torn, and he did not
own a sword. says writer in F. II. O.
He had to borrow one, and the day fol-
lowing his success he had to get Il ouan-
tity of cloth from the state to have n
suitable uniform made. From this
moment. however, lie paid great atten-
ton to his toilet. and took a certain
pride in richly decorated clothes. At
Marengo he wore uniform covered
with gold embroidery uniform to
which he attached sort of supersti-
tious reverence When he went to Mi
Ian, for instance. to be crowned king of
Italy. he attended a review on the field
Of battle in the old-fashioned and much
furnished suit he had worn ON the mem
orable 18th of June, 1900.
He never parted with this old coat,
He brought it with him to st. Helena.
and when he was dead his companions
put it over him. When Napoleon be-
came consul he still took great care Of
his toilet, but he affected simplicity all
the more, as he wished his general and
suite TO be gorgeous in gold uniforms
and plumed helmets. II was then he
took to wearing the gray redingote and
the hat which, as well as the uniform.
has been decreed to the Empress Eu-
genie. At first the hat was low crowned
with a wide border: but little by little
it got higher and higher until it became
the hat every one knows. The hat was
of long hairy felt. what hatters called
castor franchise and it had lining
of grayiSh green silk. Napoleon wore
his hats for n long time. and sent them
10 be repaired again and again. lie
took great care of them, so to throw
his hat on the ground was his highest
expression of passion In the interview
at Erfuth. when Alexandra wanted TO
ret the best of him, and also in the inter
views with Tolstoi and Metternick.
when. while declaring friendship, he
knew them to be enemies. he was seen
to thow his hat hercely away from him
on 10 the ground. The hat which is in
dispute belongs to the state service in
1910.
1t was placed on the catafalQue the
day the ashes of Napoleon were brought
back TO Paris. Ii was also on the cata-
faldue the 18th August. 1850. when
Queen Victoria visited the Invaides. and
said to King Edward, who was with her
"a small boy in Scotch kiltS-"Kneei
down before the remains of the great
Napoleon" This royal visit. by the by
was made memorable by Il sudden aud
Stupendous storm which broke out and
threw every place into intense darkness.
\apoleons hats were turned cut BY
halter named Foupart. During the con-
suIate. as long as the shape remained
low and broad, the price WAS - francs.
When the shape changed it cost 80
francs.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
FACTS WORTH REMEMBERING.

The German Emperor owns 2GO
farms.
Side saddles were first introduced in
1888.
HOLSTERS gain in weight half pound
year
Silk thread is three times as strong as
linen.
Cabbage is the most nourishing vege-
table of all.
The world takes 100000 pounds of
quinine q year.
A miner is killed for every 1000. 900
tons of coal mined.
Sailors and fishermen are peculiarly
free from consumption.
1t takes a weaver twenty-three DAYS
TO weave a foot Of the finest Persian
rug.
The Frenchman uses six pounds of
soap year, the Englishman ten pounds,
and the American thirteen.
Philadelphia was the first city in
the world to issue a directory. The vol
ume. dated 1885. commands high price.
No land animal is poisonous TO eat,
but there are several fish whose flesh is
deadly,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Electricity in the Sick Rnnm-

In this day of scientific study of the
laws Of health and of deep research to
overcome the fatalities and Sufferings of
disease, electricity takes no insignificant
part.
In the hospital of the modern type the
rooms are heated with an electrical lumi-
nous radiator, which does not vitiate
the air: the cooking is prepared in cleo
trically heated utensils. and the work
about the buildings is accomplished with
the aid of electric power. Then, too
there are the electric lights, ventilators,
the cooling fans and the impatient tele-
phone. The electr 1therm. or heating
pad. djSpaeeS the old hot packs. The
surgeon prepares his instruments in the
new electrical Sterlizer. \ powerful
ma guet is used to assist in extracting
pieces of steel from the eyes of patients.
The electric batteries are of great assist
ance To paralytics, and the electrical vi
orator is beneficial To skin. muscles aud
body. 4 device has even been invented
in which. it is said. an electric current
takes the place of ether and lulls the
sufferer into iuSeuSjbiliyy while an opera
ton is being performed The baby milk
warmer and electric water heaters are
also useful adiuncts to the Sick-ruom.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Wildwood Don'ts.

There are don'ts in everything. but
it is better to have them by heart than
to undergo the humiliation of having a
guide or friend din them in your ears
continually while you are in the woods.
\ few which should be kept in mind are
given by Recreation:
Don't throw down a lighted match or
stub of n cigar. When You light your
cigar or pipe eXtinguish the match before
throwing it on the ground.
Don't burn bee tree or use fire to
smoke ont game until every possible pre-
caution is taken to prevent the flames
from spreading.
Don't build camp fire until all the
dry leaves and intlammable materials
have heen raked away to Il safe distance.
Don't go away and leave your camp
fire burning. EXtinguish it completely
before you move on.
Don't set fire To birch tree for the
fun Of the thing.
Don't leave a smudge burning while
you are absent
Don't carry fishing tackle during hunt
ing season.
Don't carry firearms during fishing
season.
Don't 20 away and leave the tree on
FIRE
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Stung.

There is law in Texas which reunire.,
commercial travellers to purchase a H.
cense before they can do business. "a law
either unknown to. or disregarded NV
certain patent medicine man from Nrv.
England. He was just e's.e"-i:i- from
drug store. where he had placed an or
der when Il stranger came up and af-
dressed him.
You sell Browns Boston Bitter,
don't you?" the stranger asked
Yes; and I'd like to sell YOU a casg.-
cure You 50 quick YOU won't have been
sick sterday--fact!" the drummer said
All right. now much is she?" the
stranger asked, pulling out his pocket
book. and handing over the 50 demanded.
receiving in exchange an order on the To-
cal freight agent for his case
Now. I'd just like to see your license
To peddle-I'm the sheriff." the stranger
said. pleasantly.
y on We got me-twenty-tivc. isn't if.'
the drummer asked. offering the mnue1
Il don't suppose it will be necessary for
me to appear"
Ne that will be all right" the sheriff
replied. Then ne looked at the order foI
the case of m6dicinG FWfHt am | going
to do with this stuff" he asked
TN give you dollar for it, the drum
mer suggested. and the trade was made
And do YOU happen to have license
to peddle? Huh. | thought not Well
You have been trading with me-selug
goods without Il license-guess I'll 20
file complaint against you the drum
mer said sweetly. And the next mora
ing the sheriff. with sheepish grin, paid
a fine of S20.-Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
WATER DOESN'T CAUSE VOLCANO
Opinion Formed by Geneva Scientist from
a Study of Vesuvius Crater.

Albert Brun. a chemist and geologist
of Geneva, Switzerland, has been max
ing an exhaustive study of the causes of
volcanoes, and he reaches the conclusion
that, at least in the case of Nesuyius and
probably in all cases, the water theory
may be rejected. The theory thar water
reaching the subterranean fires and ex-
pioding as steam is the cause of erup-
tions found in the cratcrs when they be-
come quiescent:
For instance, he found in the crater Of
Nesuvius great deposits of chlorine salts
which deliquesce under the influence of
the vapor of cold water. They melt away
simultaneously. Their presence is ire
crater, Further he finds that the cinder
or scoriae from the volcano have the
COS ciable, NJ. Brun thinks, with the no.
ton that steam had been at work in the
power of absorbing great quantities of
water, and he thinks would certainly
have done SO, with characteristic chem
ical changes, if water had been present
when the eruption took place.
NJ. Brun considers that the vaporous
clouds which float over the volcano dur
ing eruption need not necessarily be
steam. Many other products of chemical
action would sive the same appearance.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03

\ resident of Hudson. Wis, was de,
ploring the resignation of Senator Spoon
er.
The Senate can't afford to lose mind
like that" he said. Il know the man
we'll. He practiced law in this town for
fifteen years or thereabouts. He won
every case he set his hand to.
lit was no surprise to us HudSOnitcS
to find that john G. Spooner was the
finest legal mind in the Senate. We knew
him of old YOU see. When he had a case
ON, we used to go in droves to hear him
plead.
Il remember to this day Il story that
he once told in codrt in case where
he was showing how, with good mo-
tive, one might still do a lot of harm.
lie said that two Scotch ministers sat
talking one day over their church warden
pipes.
Last Sawbath, said the younger of
the two old men, only three folk cam to
my kirk. and. since it was an awfu
cauld. snawy, stormy mOrnin'. | just took
them over to the manse, read Il chapter
gled them Il prayer, and then. 10 ward
on the rheumatics, guild stiff glass of
the best whisky
The other minister smiled
'Aweel,' he said, we will haze n me
congregation, my brither, the next stormy
day. San Antonio Express.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Power of the Human law.

The crushing power of the human jaw
is surprising, varying from $50 to BOO
pounds. 1t is also surprising how much
jaw strength is eXcrted unnecessarily
by many persons in eating, often with
the result of cracking or breaking the
teeth They crush their food with the
ferocity of wild animals. But direct
pressure is poor way of breaking up
mos: foods, a grinding movement gives
better results with much less expenditure
of force.
All this has been known for a long
time by psychologists, but some expert
ments recently made by DR.. Joseph
Head of Philadelphia, furnish exact fig
ures -on this subject which are as valu-
able as theT are interesting. After the
substance to be crushed had been placed
between the teeth of an inverted skull,
weights were placed in pail suspended
by string attached to the lower max.
| Hilary and passing downward and out
ward through the nasal aperture, until
the crushing weight was obtained.
These weights are given for a large list
| of foods, and comparison of the figures
should be a valuable guide in selecting
the diet of those who are weak for any
reason and need to economize their
strength, also of those who chew with
''Store teeth"
The first experiment was made with
dry crusts. which broke under IL pound
pressure. When. however, the combined
crust and soft inside We're tried, even 60
pound pressure would not go through the
dense mass. When little saliva was
added pressure of three pounds was
amply sufficient The deductions with
regard to fresh bread and thorough mas
tication are obvious. People are some
times greatly surprised at having broken
Il tooth when they only bit soft crust"
Here are a few figures taken from DR..
Heads tables. OF course. allowance is
to be made for the fact that each food.
and especially each kind of meat. will
vary i'll reductibility according to quality
and other conditions. Consequently these
figures should be taken relatively. and
not absolutely.
The weight needed to reduce corned
beef, with the help of a little grinding
movement, was 20 pounds; for roast beef,
20 to - pounds. Tough round" required
So to II pounds; sirloin. 10 to 43 pounds;
pork chops. p to 80 pounds. The lowest
On the list were boiled beef. , pounds;
roast lamb. pounds; tongue, y pound.
No mention is made of hash, which
would undoubtedly stand at the bottom
of the list.
DR.. Black states the human jaw will
exert pressure as high even as 800
pounds.-Popular Mechanics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
HOME AFTER WORK.

Dynamo music all day
Throbbing its volts through the brain
Throbbing its dirges of Pain,
Its music of woodwork and strain,
Dying and dying away
When twilight is gray!
Hoofs and voices and wheels.
Song of a city in toll,
Song of incessant turmoil
Hunt of the golden spoil.
Music that sways and reels
Music one hears not, but feels,
Glittering vision Of glories
Streets and crowds and the calls.
Streets and crowds and the halls.
The Sun-flashing Widowed walls,
Man huilded, stories ON stories.
sublime promontorieS,
And now 81 home in my chair
The golden day pours like q sea
Ever ana ever on me,
Touched of Eternity:
G., swms i'm the evening air,
Vision and glory rare.
And peace floats into the heart
All day in the crowd | was hurled,
by the crowd was my soul unfurpd
! helped in the work of the world,
played my part, my part
of power Of peace in the heart
Eternal peace in the hcartl
st. Louis Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
SHARK ATTACKS BATHFP
Fireman's Experience That Turned u.
Hair from Black to White in n IA

nan iioni 0iacK 70 White in Day
The arrival of the big steamer Ariv'.
yesterday brought narrowing tale If
battle between Frank Fonda. q mend
of the crew, and a shark in the wara,..
Satina Cruz, Ia which the shark v.it.
teeth tore The forearm almost uf
unfortunate sailor. Three finger.
ground in the massive jaws Of fila
fish, while Fonda's right foot VA.
most severed.
The tragedy occurred on a hor a..
Cruz. About forty members uf tb.. ..''
went in bathing among the lrras...
Fonda : companions observed him u
ing his arms wildly in the air IN i,
beat off something and then sink La,...
the waves. They thought, however -....
he was playing the drowning jok. .5
laughed.
Soon the water where Fonda had t...
swimming became dyed blood red ..l
tie man 5 companions secured n boz I
put out to save him. AS they approa.
the spot where the blood colorcd the ..
ter there was swish and the -I..I
coming to the surface. rolled over
playing its glittering belly In The t.,..
the men could plainly see piece Of H..
da's foot Two of the men beat NV.
shark off with oars, and then d.,,..
brought TO the surface the mutiatCd L.dr
of the fireman.
He was taken ashore and was r.,.,
to be still living. \ litter was l.ade 4,,..'
which Fonda was placed and taken "
the hospital. He is now at ,lc hosn...r
at Salina Cruz fighting between lifa a,.4
death. His hair had turned from a iat
black to white. 1t is expected than H.
will lose his right foot and several ot l;,
| fingers. The shark measured ten fee, IN
length.-San Francisco Chronicle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Only Iail Owners in the County

The heirs of the late John Ware
Of whom live in Waterville, are th.
private people in Maine who own 81 '
if not in the United States, ace..
10 the Lewiston (Mel journal. w "
the courthouse. jail and other a"
buildings were erected at Morbid
the land upon which they stood 81"
given to the county by John War
that time prosperous merchant d. \
ridgewock. 1t was stated in tie w..
however, that should the shire tow. ''"
he changed the land was to revert
donor. In 1872, the late GOV. '.
gave Il courthouse to Skowhe-"a
that town became the shire tu0
Somerset. Then the Ware heirs
owners of the county Jail some
later in this quaint old village oi N.
ridgewock.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Device That Ruined Him.

James r. Garfield, who is TO be tIc
new secretary of the interior, was prais-
ing labor saving devices.
Labor saving devices always make
for prosperity" Mr.. Garfield said The
accusations brought against them are
rarely logical. On the contrary. these
accusations have as a rule as little logic
in them as had the claim of Il tattarei
tramp.
This tramp, appealing to a kind olt
farmer for help. whined:
Wunst | wuz in a fair way ter h'~
come millionaire, but one of these tcfe
labor savin' devices knocked me Out
How so, my poor fellow the tarm-
er asked.
Il wuz doin' fine the tramp ~
in a saloon. when the boss went AMI put
in cash register. "-Minneapolis J"JE
nal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03

sion of one of my lectures" he told his
hearers. that an apparently refined and
cultured woman came to me. explaining
that she. too, was a student of archi-
lecture. She was profuse in her thanks
to me for enlightening her on one point
that she had never been able to under-
stand before, i have always wondered.
she said to me. where tho Colonial style
of architecture came from. Now, OF
course. see that it comes from
Cologne Philadelphia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Something 0minouS.

THAT" said Senator Hale,
to a political report, lis omiu"u
like the ominouS STTct.v-l7.--e,f the
maid. She had been employed q
days. In fact, her master and
had been only two days marie
going TO the locksmith she said.
VIII y0u please come to O..
AT once. SirE When Mr.. Neve-'
out this morning he slammed
So hard he broke the lock. In
lis Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Colonial Architecture

\ widely known architect, who resides
on Wayne avenue, Germantown. and
who frequently delivers lectures on the
arr of building, q few evenings ago had
lust Illustrated 10 an audience the beau
lies of the Cologne cathedral. when he
thought of an experience he had on a
similar occasion. lit was at the conclu-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Tommy Knew the Number.

the first course. and every one forgot
lac was there. As the dessert was being
served. however, the host told a funny
story.
When he had finished and the laughter
had died away his little son exclaimed
delightedly:
New. papa. tell the other one. :
Every where
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Great Expectations.

me Senior Partncr-Today is Your
mrthday, isn't IT, Herr Meier?
In!et ELECTROMAGNETIC sir.
wei don't come half an hour late
tomorrow, as You did last ycar,''-Meg-
ycudorfer Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
w oman'S Logic.

Then You won't let me kiss you?"
Certainly not! You mustn't desire
such things Besides, if you did, you
wouldn't want 10 half so much"-St
Louis Republic.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Citing a Case

Olyc-Do You believe that tho opict-
mnch-comter habit has n bad nffert an
the heart. ''
y iolet-lt had ON Toms heart. He
zen IN love with a pretty Waitress
Smart Set
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
A Sure Thing.

Coronation is good" wrote the little
girl in the examination, because the
person might only be in swOon, and if
he is burned he cannot recover ~ Brook
Ign Life
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Under Suspicion.

His money isn't tainted. lie made it
out of stocks
mo, he made it out of the water in
the stocks, and it wasn't pure water
Philadelphia Leader
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
In the Current.

Dolly has a bathing suit
Very short ANA very cute
Shows lot Of stocking.
Queer sort of material
Electric silk, she says they call
lt~hrcauSc it's shocking.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
A Disappointed Contrlauto.

Tommy Atkins tic colonel.
brought him TO see a memorial
the church 10 those of their -.-
who fell in q late warl-Nell. ST.
a-kn0wn your name weren't 49,
be amongst 'em. blest if ii haT-
Scribed penny 10 the thing II VII
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Quit Even.

Tommy-Ma, Willie Jones sez he saw
Mother Hush, Tommy. you Interrupt
ted me- while | was speaking,
Tommy Wei. ma, you Jest int'rupted
me, SO we're PHILADELPHIA Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Malicious Husband.

Shc-Did my voice fill the salon. at
the musicale?
lle-Apparently-and the dining-room
and smoking room, too, as evedy0ne fled
there!-ll Motto per Ridere.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
A Mistaken Ountatinn

Husband tsighingl -Shr gave me her
hand yesterday, aud promised that She
would try To control her temper, and to-
day she threw me downstairs, "Frailty.
thy name is womanr'- Fliegendc Rlaet-
ter
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Woman's WAY,

What an actress that woman is!
She Tetends 10 be glad TO see me"
But YOU were n match for hcr?"
Indeed, yes! / pretended to he Just
as glad 10 see her. "-Washington Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Shameful Deception.

Il understand that old Gobsa Code
deceived Dolly dreadfully about his age"
Yes. He told her before they were
married that he was 81, and here it turns
out that he is only g."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Locked and Bolted.

Ifow's this. Doctor Wiley,
rs your advice goodE
Here's man who has lockJaw
From noting his food
Cleveland Plain Dealer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Fixed STYLES.

Snake notice Mr.. Leopard is wear
lns those ugly old polka dots although
stripes are the fashion this summer.
Iehra-lrS, huJ the poor old Leonard
en- change his spots.-KanSas City
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
An Evas ive Reply.

Phlanthropist-W would you say if
| were to offer you work?
Beggar-I would not be veXed with
you. Oh | can take joke.- Fliegende
Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Married Man Knew.

"W3nderful." said the professor, lis
the strength Of the human jaw
And" added the married man, think
of It's tirclessness Washington Herald
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
An Insulting Old Woman.

Overheard at Oxford during Fights
Week: Aunt Jane Co gorgeous under
graduatel-And tell me, Roland. dld you
play in the boat race?-l-ondon Globe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
TabOOed.

Fredde-"Have you told me all the
fairy-storcS you know, MAJ
Mrs. Contingencies dear; all ex-
cept the ones your papa tells me- '-Har-
per's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Oh. That This Too, Too. Etc.

Aunt Jane drank quarts of anti-fat
Aud feels no longer earthly pain.
Not only was IL anti-fat
Twas also anti-Jane.
New York Evening sun
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03

Hum orous Items.

10 give without offending is an art;
to refuse without offending, a greater
art. FIiegendc Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
Oninnns

II TAFT Knox Root ANA Fairhank scales
The height his doom is scaled.
For with Cannon we viii sweep
His whole Foraker field:
Twill be no Hughes for him Ia hide
His icy calm Will melt,
Aud when beneath a Bryauy tide
Hen know how Rosa felt
New York Times
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
A Fallacy.

She-Those white shoes If yours
squeak. | bet they are not yet paid for
He-Oh, there's nothing in that super
stition, or why don't these white fan.
nels and this Panama hat squeak. too?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
The Excitement Plan.

The payments amt so hard"
What tcrmsY'
~ dollar down and Il dollar whenever
the collector kctches me. Louisville
Couricf- Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
The Exception to the Rule.

Teacher-''rhe trunk is the middle
part of the body"
Freddie-"Say, ma'am, you ought to
go to the circus and see the elephant"
-Harper's Weekly.