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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
THE HOTEL CLERK.
According to This View His lot Is Not
Happy One,

According to This View His lot Is Not
a Happy One,
Who is the most envied and bedia-
monded among men? The hotel clerk.
Who runs away with our beiresses?
The hotel clerk. Who gets the straight
est tips on the stock market? The ho-
tel clerk Whose pride goeth not be-
fore destruction and whose glory is
never dimmed? The hotel clerks. So
runs the accepted catechism.
Now truth seeker in Chicago rises
to say that the average hotel clerks
chance in life is trife less than moth
ing. He can't marry, for he is COM
PEELED to live in the hotel, and his
wages won't pay his wife's board.
Even as a bachelor he finds it hard to
save money. When he reaches the
age limit-not a high one-he is dis
placed by young man.
There are then three things for him.
He may become night clerk in coun-
try hotel, job that he rose from years
before; he may be put in charge of a
cloakroom and look to tips for most OF
his pay or he may try to get other
work, using up his savings meanwhile
and end his life in the almshouse MOI
a cheering conception and practically
useless to the humOrist.-Collier's
Weekly.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
THE ARCTIC OUTLETS.
What Would Happen if These Ice
Channels Were Closed.

Channels Were Closed.
1t is well that there are the water
gaps between the continents whose
headlands form the boundaries of the
Arctic ocean. Through Boring strait,
Bafin's bay and the huge opening be
tween Greenland and western Europe
thousands of cubic miles of ice are an
nually discharged which if landlocked
would long ago have so accumulated
as to have impelled cataclysms that
would probably have SO swept life
from the earth that the evolution of
man would have been deferred indef-
nitely into the far future centuries.
Both poles are located with singular
adaptation to ease off the otherwise in
evitably too great accumulation of To-
cal avoirdupois, which would as surely
change the earth's center Of gravity as
would the hanging of an immense
weight at some local point on the pc
riphery of balance wheel.
1t is to this good fortune in present
polar locations that the world owes its
immunity of cataclysmal foundations
and reorganizations which otherwise
must have laid down other strata to
the mausoleums that mark the resting
places of the forms that once sported
beneath us.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
:. Ga We MGn.

Nicolas. Chevalier d'Assas, a French
captain in the Auvergne regiment, born
at Vigan. in the Languedoc while max
ing a reconnaissance during the night
Of Oct 10, 176O, at INlostercamp, i'll
Westphalia, met a column of the enc
my which was advancing in silence to
surprise the French army. He was
ordered to keep silent or else they
would kill him. D'Assas at once cried
out, "A moi Auvergne- enemy is
here" He was killed on the spot
Bouillet's Dictionary of History.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
BARGAINS in Farm Lands,

If you want to learn about except
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farmers and stockman's paradise.
This pamphlet will be mailed free. A
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before edition is exhausted, to A. B..
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MIMI
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
REFLECTED GLORY.
It Is Just as Much Fun and Less Trou-
BILE Than Real Glory.

BILE Than Real Glory.
It is a profound truth that reflected
glory is far better worth having than
real glory, as far as the actual fun OF
the thing is concerned. The man who
after much struggling has won through
to fame knows all the drawbacks to it
and realizes that the game is hardly
worth the candle. But the man whose
only claim to glory lies in the fact that
ne is an acquaintance of the famous
man has a splendid time, getting most
of the kudos with none Of the disad-
vantages. We see a great, good man,
let us say Algernon Ashton. and we
envy him. But we feel that his posi-
tion must have it's disadvantages. The
strain of being universal letter pro-
WIDER to the papers of London must be
enormous. Far better the lot of the
man who merely knows MI. Ashton
and can call him Algy, Mr.. Murphy,
the orator, supports this view. at is
WELL" he says, sometimes in speaking
to treat great mems names Familiarity
In bracketing yourself thus with the
great men of the world reminds one of
an eastern saying that there are only
two creatures that can surmount the
pyramids, the eagle and the snail.
We know of scores of men who have
acquired regulations through theil
friends. 1t is the simplest thing in the
world. The wonder is that everybody
does not do it, for it needs but little
labor-LondOn Globe
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
D0ine Business Again.

When my frienus thought | was
about to take ave Of this world, on
account of indigo stion, nervousness and
general debility" writes A. A. Chisholm,
rreadwell, N Y, Sand when it looked
as if there WAS no hope left, / was per
suaded to try Electric Bltters, and re-
:ioice to say that they are curing me.
| am now doing business again as Of old,
and am sill gaining daily" Best of all
tonic medicines. Guaranteed by 0. NJ
Olsen druggist. SOC.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17

up like huge balloons ana Keep up a
series OF constant explosions, the In
tensity of the detonations varying with
the size of the bubble. In times past,
SO the Javanese authorities say, there
was a tall, spire-like columns of baked
mud on the west edge of the lake,
which constantly belched pure
stream of cold water, but this has long
been obliterated, and everything is
now seething mass of bubbling mud
and slime, marvel to the visitors who
come from long distances to see it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
The ISLAND OF FIRE.
Java's Geological Eccentricity the Lake
of Boiling Mud.

The greatest natural wonder in Java,
if not in the entire world, is the justly
celebrated Gheko Kamdha Gumko or
"home of the hot devils known to the
world as the island of fire." This geo.
logical eccentricity is really a lake of
boiling mud, situated at about the cen
ter of the plains of Grobogana, and is
called an island because OF the great
emerald sea of vegetation which sur
rounds it and gives it that appearance.
The island is about two miles in
circumference and is situated at dis
lance Of almost exactly fifty miles
from Solo. Near the center of this geo
logical freak immense columns Of soft
hot mud may be seen continually ris-
ing and falling like great timbers
thrust through the boiling substratum
by giant hands and then quickly with
drawn
Besides the phenomenon Of the boil
ing mud columns, there are scores of
gigantic bubbles of hot slime that fill
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
sTONING A TIGER.
The Punishment of a Man Eater That
Killed a Tibetan.


Fifty years ago tigers were very COM
mon even in the high hills Of western
Tibet, writes G. A. Sherring IN his ac
count of that country. At the present
time, however, owing to the increase
of population and the general spread Of
cultivation, they have become rare,
and the appearance of man eater
who carried off poor old woman on
the slope of Chipla created consterna
ton.
On the following day there were
gathered together hundred grim men,
armed only with axes and stones, for
they had not gun among them.
Fortune favored the brave, for the
tiger was found asleep under a rock.
At once each man dropped silently into
the cover of the brushwood and piled
a heap of stones near to his hand,
while one Of the most trusted Of the
party was commissioned to stalk to
the top Of the rock and drop a huge
stone on the sleeping brute.
So we'll was the work done that the
stone fell true ON the tigers back, and
| Immediately, with roar, the wounded
beast sprang up and, seeing his enc
mics, who leaped from their cover,
charged the line.
| But hundred men, desperate as to
consequences, throwing stones with
might and main, are not to be awed or
turned from their purpose lightly. The
stones broke the tigers teeth and went
! into his mouth, and his body soon be-
came a mass of wounds.
! Turning, he tried to escape and took
! his pursuers up hill for mile, but
f! wherever he paused and whatever he
did he could not escape the pitiless
rain of missiles The blow on his back,
first given effectively checked his
] speed, and finally, worn out, he came
to bay under great cliff
The rest was easy. He was immedi-
ately hemmed in, and the stones were
showered on him thicker than ever and
hurled with redoubled energy AS he
sank down the villagers rushed in and
dispatched him with their axes. -
Youths Companion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
This will Please The Grocers.

washington, D. c., Jan. <, 19O7.-There
has been filed with the Department of
Agriculture here. one of the strongest
documents we Lave ever seen. 1t guar
antees that Jel1-O and Jell-O Ice Cream
Powder are strictly pure and comply with
the requirements of the National Pure
Food Law The guarantee is filed under
serial number 1884. and protects absolute
ny all wholesale and retail grocers who
handle the products named. Jell-O and
Jel1-O Ice Cream Powder are we'll thought
of in Official circles and their purity and
wholesomeness has never been question
cd
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
Settlers Rates To Minnesota, North and South
Dakota, and Canada,

On every Tuesday during March
and April the Minneapolis & st. Louis
r. r. will place on sale special second
class settlers tickets at extremely low
rates for benefit of settlers to the
Northwest. Call on Agents for rates,
or address, A. B.. Cults, G.. P. & T.
A, Minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
Near Glory.

Most any Of u.s., remarked Uncle
Gilderoy Sllite, kin reach fur enough
to touch the hem of the mantle Of
fame Abraham Lincoln used to split
rails fur a man that a cousin of nine
only twiet removed on the mothers
side afterward stole dog offen.'
Louisville Courier-Journal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17

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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
What is it that tastes as pleasant as

What is it that tastes as pleasant as
maple sugar ano quickly relieves
coughs and colds? Mothers who have
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
Natures Way Is Best.

The function strengthening and tissue
building plan OF treating chronic, linger-
ing and obstinate cases OF disease as pur-
sued by DR.. Pierce, is following after
Natures plan of restoring health.
He uses natural remedies, that is
extracts from native medicinal roots,
prepared by processes wrought out by
the expenditure OF much time and
money, without the use of alcohol, and
by skillful combination in just the right
proportions.
Used as ingredients of DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, Black Cherry
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Bioodroot and Stone root, specially exert
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for bronchitis, laryngitis, chronic coughs,
catarrh and kindred ailments.
The above native roots also have the
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indigestion, torpor of liver, or bilious
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You don't have to take DR.. Pierce's
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
a Misused Wife.

A lady complained to the Willesden
magistrates the other day that her
husband wiped his feet on her and
walked over her. 1t is a case of in
compatibility of temperament. He
should have married door nation.
don Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
Here is Relief for Women.

If you have pains in the back, Urinarys
Bladder or Kidney trouble. and want a GER
tain. pleasant herb remedy for woman's i'll,
try Mother Gas AqstraaGLeaf 1t is
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
TITTTN ITTITT1 I1T1TI
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Send Your Cattle and Horse Hides

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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
Turner Hall
Program of Classes in Gymnastics.

Boys class, ages to IL: Wednesday
afternoon, 4:30 to $50; Saturday
forenoon, 900 to 1915.
Boys class, ages Ii to Ii: Monday
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Youths class, ages IA to II: Monday
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ming, 100 to $50.
Girls class, ages to IL: Tuesday af-
ternoon, 4:30 to $50. and Saturday
forenoon. l0:15 to II 80.
Girls class, ages II to Is: Tuesday
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Misses, class, age over Is: Wednesday
and Saturday evenings, 80 to $50.
Ladies, class: Thursday evening, 500
to 900.
Mems class: Tuesday and Friday eve
nings, $50 to 9:45.
Fencing class: Sunday forenoon, 1000
to l1:30.
Sunday School: Sunday forenoon,
1880 to II :45.
| HERMAN HEN
Instructor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17
Lest He Foruets.

Il am afraid, darling, you will very
soon forget me-"
How can you think so? See. have
tied two knots in my pocket handker-
chief. Meggendorfer Batter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17

It makes walking easy, Cures Corns.
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17

On account of the Mystic Shriners'
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the Minneapolis and ST. Louis R. r.
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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17

Alum is used in some baking pow
ders and in most of the so-called
phosphate powders, because it is
cheap, and makes cheaper pow
der. But alum is a corrosive which,
taken in food, acts injuriously upon
the stomach, liver and kidneys.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-17

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-13
.ELLABARGER FINALLY
WON HIS CONTENTION
Has Been Allowed a Liberal
Amount by Railroad.
WAS INJURED IN WRECK.

Edwin Ellabarger of North Nine
teenth street, has shown that recourse
to law is not always advisable in secur-
ing damages from a railroad company
for injuries received Mr. Ellabarger
was injured more than a year ago in
the c., c. & l.. wreck near the Main
street bridge, when a special train
bearing number of Red Men from
Connersville. was wrecked, being
thrown down the embankment
Mr.. Ellabarger received serious in
juries, probably more SO than any 9TH
err man on the train. The c., c. x L..
officials later approached him. agree
ing to settle for trivial amou~t Ell
labarger refused to accept the amount
offered, but decided that he would
conduct his own affairs pertaining to
the settlement of the differences be-
tween himself and the c.. C.. * l.. road
He went about it in a tenacious, but
diplomatic manner, never once con-
sulting lawyer or threatening to go TO
court. and but recently the c.. e. a L.
railroad awarded him damages for the
injuries he had received The amount
was very handsome one and nearly
all Mr.. Ellabarger had asked for.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-13
PROPER BREATHING.
More Essential Than a Beautiful Voice
For Perfect Singing.

For Perfect Singing.
/ cannot too forcibly insist that the
mere possession of a lovely voice is
only the basis of vocal art Nature &C.
casionally startles one by the prodi-
gality of her gifts, but no student has
any right TO expect to sing by inspira-
ton any more than an athlete may
expect to win a race because he is nat
urally fleet of foot.
Methods of breathing, attack" and
the use of registers must all be perfect
~ understood by the successful singer,
who should likewise be complete mas
ter of all details relating TO the struc-
ture and Use OF those parts above the
voice box and be convinced of the ne
cessity of perfectly controlled chest
expansion in the production of tone.
For perfect singing, correct breath
ing, strange as it may sound, is even
more essential than beautiful voice.
No matter how exquisite the vocal
organ may be, its beauty cannot be
adequately demonstrated without prop
err breath control. Here is one of the
old italian secrets which many singers
of today wholly lack, because they are
unwilling 10 give the necessary time
for the full development Of breathing
power and control. Phrasing, tone.
resonance, expression. all depend upon
respiration. and. in my opinion. musical
students, even when too young TO be
allowed the free use of the voice,
should be thoroughly taught the prin-
ciples Of breathing.-Nellie AIeiba in
Century
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-13
HOWELLS HAS BAD LUCK
Fifty Dollars Lost by Boy on
Way to Deposit It.

Frank Howells. grocer at North
Eighteenth and G streets is looking
for $50 which one of his clerks, Earl
Foster, lost. Foster was given a $50
bill, two $40 bills and two So bills and
instructed TO deposit them at the First
ed the bills in a bank book. which no
thrust into hip pocket. then rode on
his bicycle To the bank. On arriving
there the bank book and the money
were among the missing. White-faced
the lad returned TO Mr.. Howeils and
told of the loss. Mr.. Howwells at once
reported the matter to he police.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-13
PROPERTY DIVIDED
AMONG THREE SONS
Will of Phineas Thomas Has
Been Probated. !.
THOMAS T. HILLS WILL.

The last will of Phineas Thomas. .
former well known New Garden town
ship farmer. has just been probated.
He leaves $500 and 40 acres OF his
farm to his son, Huston A. Thomas,
40 acres to his son, Allison G. Thorn
as, and 40 acres to his son. Elmer M.
Thomas. Huston and Elmer Thomas
are named as administrators without
bond MIR. Thomas instructs that his
personal property, valued at about ST.
900 be sold and divided equally among
the three sons.
The last will of Thomas T. Hill. just
probated. provides that all his real
and personal property shall go &c
Mary Esther Hill, wife of his son,
Benjamin G. Hill. His son Is appoint
ed executor. In a codicil to the will
Mr.. Hill forbids that Charles G. Smith
shall receive any portion of the es-
tate.