The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-02-03

.sw ell. Sir" said MT. Dooley. "a hand acrost tn sea has been extended to us again. We rayceived 1t undher tn ear. "Dfd ye read about it? Ye didn't! Well, twas this way. Our fellow An wlo-Saxons own an island somewhere beyant .Cubia where they raise rum. raollssses, ginger. an naygurs fir tn ex-
 port thrade. Iris firm there we get tn
 sturdy, blacks that may be seen amy
 day smoking cigareets an piayin cards while diggin' tn Pannyma Canal US
 A yallyable little Pearl iv tn Ant-Hills, and if England had few more iv thin
 she'd be broke. Well. tn other day an earthquake come along an shook
 1t up. It must've been good deai
 tv a jolt fir almost as nanny people
 were kilt be 1t as die in this country amy cold day firm not havin' good enough shoes. It was pretty bad, an
 wer're a good-hearted people at heart, dye mind ,an' ivrybody, even thim un-' happy people than can't be sure they are Anglo Saxins on account iv their percentage were in favor iv doin' some thin fir tn poor creatures.
 US Anglo Saxons looked on 1t an- other way. Twas not to nurse tn in- jured not feed tn hungry that we call ed on tn Prisidint to sind ships 10 Kingston, but twas to bind up th wounds in wan iv tn extremities " our Mother Counthry. Tn Anglo Saxon union invited contributions through its Chairman. tn Hon. Isaac Gugenheim. Tn Prisidint with tears in his eyes ordhered Bob Evans to sind somebody else to Jamaica to help our cousins an prove again that blood IS sttckier than water. He did not think twas wise to sind Bob Evans himsilf so soon afther tn earthquake. Bob Evans picked out a la-ad be tn name iv Da- wis, an he got together our warships an rushed off to Kingston.
 "'Twas all right. If there was an
 Englishman in throuble in tn next
 house I'd thry to f'rget what his folks
 done to mine, an no wan wud De
 quicker to his bedside thin this An
 glo-Saxon. What I'd do to him afther
 he got out iv tn hospital might be
 diff'rent. have grreat feelfn' f'r hu-
 man sufferin', an I don't know that
 don't feel sorrier fir an Englishman in throuhle thin f'r anywan else. I've
 got to keep firm laughin'. Besides,
 if there's wan use I'd like to put
 warship to 1t wud be to make gro- cery wagon or an ambulance out
 iv It. I wish whin tn Pris'dint gets through usin' tn navy to relieve for eign disthress that on'y feels re-
 lievedavhin tn navy goes away. he'd insthrt to sail up tn canal to Ar-rch4% Road prepared to hurl a broadsidV iv overcoats. boots. condins- ed milk, an flannel bandages at our neighborhood. Since this cold snap set in we've been a somewhat sthrick- en community ourselves.
 well, away wint Admiral Davis an steamed into Kingston Harbor. an as first aid to tn injured made a searchlight display an fired tn cus- tomary salute iv four hundred an eight guns. It was arly in tn ave- min an tn Gov'nor havin' issued proc lamations relievin" disthress ontil tea time, was enjoyin' a weil-arned slum- Der. But he got up at wanst an ray turned tn complimint in tn most gra- cious terms He wrote not to tn Admiral as follows: Shut up ye'er darn guns an get out iv here. Ye make my head ache.'
 s"Th' Admiral. bein' an Anglo Saxon fRm Boston. where Iawnny Fitz is Mayor. was much moved be this delicate an havin' fired another sa- lfte iv two hupdherd an four guns fr tn Gov'nor's sicrety an insthructed tn band to play 'Gawd Save tn King he wipt ashore. On his way to tn rooned capital he came acrost a boatload iY American citizens takin' refuge firm a British ship on tn wobbly but more ! land Tn feelin' iv th' native born Anglo-Saxons on boord this ship toord their cousins was so sthrong an warm that they wud not permit thim to share tn rigors iv life on tn perlous waves, with an awful smell iv cookin' comin' firm tn galley an nawthin' to sleep in but cots. No. Sir. They in-