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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Incredible.

''Was the fishing good down at the
lalie?''
Good? Say, it was so bully tHlt no
body had to lie about itr'-Des Moines
Register.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Goina and Coming.

Towne-Got d job, has he? Why, he
told me he would never go to work.
Browne-No, but he had to come to
it.-Philadelphia Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Departed Peacefully.

Mrs Post-Haye you had good luck
with your cooks lately?
Mrs Parker Splendid They've all
left of their own accord. -Woman's
Home Companion
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20

He-Are you good at conundrums?
She--Yes. He-WeIl, here is one: If |
were to propose to you what would you
Y?-Illustrated Bits.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Ru;If That Wav

"What does it mean, pa, when it says
q man bent his steps?
"That he was bOwlegged, my son. -
New York Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Transformation.

No more she prinly makes her bow
With sage opinions to unfurl.
The graduation lass is now
The blithe, athletic summer girl.
Washington Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20

Herbert Spencer said that he was
not ''caviare to the general" but cod
liver oil, for he was quite sure that
ninety-nine people out of a hundred
would, if asked, prefer taking the cod
liver oil to reading a chapter of any Of
his books.-From "Recollections OF
Mrs. Il. NJ. Sellar."
Notice to Settle.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Soon Said.

"Tinkletop tells his wife everything
he knows"
81 notice he hasn't much to say to
her"-HOuStOn Post
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
A Little Sermon.

Who goes out on a lark at night
Should heed this note of warning:
A lark at night won't prompt a wight
To rise with it next morning.
Catholic Standard and Times.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Now Prenared.

No matter what the question is,
The clever graduate
Is now prepared to take it up
And solve it while you wait.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
A Friendly Tfp.

If you talk about your troubles
And tell them DER and DER,
The world will think you like 'em
And proceed to give you more.
Detroit Tribune.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
The Cut Direct.

Cub Reporter - I've got a splendid
idea.
Experienced Representatives. is it?
Baltimore American.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
*.*%BLEWETT BROS

FOR SALE or Rent: farm consist
ing of 10 acres, located IL miles west
of Ellenboro in Sections 3O-3l; good
running water and schoolhouse close
by, Dist. No. I. Call on or address,,
AUGUST SENFTLABEN, EIlenboro, Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
no Loss.

'Was anybody drOwned?"
"Well, not to speak of; just the fet
low who rocked the bOat."-Judge.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
The Climax.

/ begged her make my home her own;
She answered me with scornful look.
My heart sank with a bitter groan.
She was our twenty-seventh cook.
Baltimore American.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Abundant Variety.

So many booms just now, they say,
Are floating through the air
We might have one for every day
And still have some to spare.
Washington Star.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
The Left Bower.

He always calls a spade a spade;
He's just that stupid chump
Who will forget one spade is made
A club when clubs are trump.
Philadelphia Press.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Leader
Her New Love.

Little Bopeep lost her sheep,
But did not shed tear.
"Oh, fudge with the sheep said little
Bopeep;
''I still have my Teddy bear!'
Chicago News.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20

'The trouble with you" said Mr..
Ruffedge's wife after warm debate,
lis that you are a confirmed dyspep-
tic"
mo, my dear" was the answer,
that's not correct The trouble with
me is that 1 am contradicted dyspep-
tic"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20

FOR SALE CHEAP: Two second
hand horse powers.
26tf.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20

FARMS FOR SALE: | have two
good farms situated in Grant county
! that will sell on reasonable terms.
! stiff Jos. II. BENNETT.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
The Rest of 1t.

"DO you think it in the natupe of
any girl to object to fellows being
spoons on herr"
Mot if he forks out" Cleveland
Leader.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
A Proof of It.

81 hear Softed has some weighty af-
fairs on hand"
Every likely. l know he's engaged
to 200 pound girl'-Puck.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1907-07-20
Notice to Settle.
-ln00

All accounts due the firm of Reed
& Carter must be settled at once
with DIR. j. H. Reed.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
Brief City News
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION.

| The announcement is made by tho i United States government that on September II, 1907. examinations will be held by civil service exam iners of applicants for the following offices:
 Acting assisting surgeon: aid, coast and geodetic survey; assistant. Phil ippine service; assistant inspector of boilers, assistant inspector of hulls book-keeper (men only,) Philippine service: civil engineer and superin' tendent of construction: clerk (men only,) Isthmian canal service; com outer, nautical almanac office; com outer. naval observatory.
 Craftsman: Architectural, super vising architects office; copyist, to- geographic: engineer, supervising ar. chitect's office: heating and yentilat' ing; junior architectural, supervising architects office.
 Kindergarten teacher. Indian ser vice; observer, weather bureau; phy- sician. Indian service: surveyor, Phil ippine service; teacher, Philippine service: topographic aid; veterina- rian, Philippine service wiremen.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
WHAT THE oRPHEuM
COMPANY INTENDS TO DO
The Kind and Glasses of Shows if
 Will Give the People.

It is our intention to run a show every afternoon and every evening, and our matinees at present, will con. sist of high class vaudeville and mov- ing picture entertainments. We have purchased the best machine made. We have secured from the Edison Company an operator who has made a study of the picture business and Will produce some new effects in same. We have wired our house with extra heavy wire for this purpose Our machine is set at such an angle and distance from our screen as to give the best results. We are having made at I resent, special lenses, which We expect at a very early date.
 We have made the extraordinar. engagement with the Frank Rich Stock Company who will play a three weeks engagement. The management considersitself very fortunate in se- curing this excellent company, at this season of the year as it is usual with companies of this class to close in the summer season. but owing to MT. Rich'S engagement for the fall open ing on the coast, we are able to give the playgOers of Bisbee, a rare treat in the highest class of comedies. We intend to produce to our patrons the highest class of acts in vaudeville that are on the American stage, for which our booker is now preparing. Meanwhile We will produce the best procurable acts that are moving in this section. We hope by your kind patronage that we will be able to con- tinue to produce such acts.
 We are at present usuing the chairs from the old opera house, with the kind permission of Mr. Lem Shattuck and MT. E. B. Mason. We have had ordered for the Tast four mOnEs TOO oak chairs, with cast iron flames of the latest design, which will be bolt ed to the floor, and expect them at any time The parquet and balcony will be equipped with the same. At present gallery prices prevail in bal cony, on account of there being no chairs.
 Thanking you for your kind pat ronage, we remain yours
 ORPHEUM COMPANY. 596. J. R. Tate, Manager
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
ROBBED MAN TURNS UP TO RECOVER HIS MONEY
BayleSS Appears at Judge Ho- gan'S Office When He
 Learns He Is Wanted.

J. A. Bayless, the young man whom the Fl Paso police were trying to To- cate in order that . sum of money which had been stolen from him by a companion while sleeping in a box car at the Pass City few nights ago walked into the office of Justice Ho- gan yesterday and announced that he had foundhimself
 The man who committed the robbery is being held by the Fl Paso authori- ties. as is also the stolen money. to recover which Bayless will probably have to go to Fl Paso. It was sup posed by the officers there that he had come to Bisbee. Consequently City Marshal Snodgrass was asked to To- cate him. This would have been a diff ficult thing to do among the great army of men who are employed in the various mines. but the marshal gave the information to the press. and through this medium Bayless learned that his money had been recovered and was waiting for him in Fl Paso.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
FAT SHERIFF 0UTRUNS
 TWO FLEET COWBOYS

TUCSON, July 26.-Sheriff Yancey McFadden of San Luis Obispo County, California, champion sprinting crim- inal-catcher of California, has maja good in Arizona. The sceae of his eS- hibition was the Empire ranch, owned by Vail and Gates. The California of- ficer has been visiting there for sew eraI days and he returned D the city yesterday with his brother, II Me Fadden, who is foreman of the ranch
 The fame of this heavyweight sprinter preceded him and when ne arrived the cowboys as is their woa, | began to jest about the running abit ity of the gentleman.
 The high altitude and inc 5almy breezes put the sheriff in tine fet'.e and he challenged the co wpunche.s to run. It was accepted eagerly and the distance was fixed at e yards Here was where the COW purch1rs made their mistake, for with theil saddle legs they should have knowa that it requires more than 6O-yarc jog to work out the kinKs, fer COW boys, like sailors, have poo- Land iegS
 The race was run and tse sherin won by two yards He was challenged again and the second race he won also That was too much for Jhe puEcher: and they challenged the sheriff to rid' bronchcs with them, but the offer Wal declined with regret. He had been of hurricane docks before, he stated. ana had no desire to cause an earhgu F' in Pima County.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
PERSONAL MENTION.

D. ". Pollard. Y. M. c. A. travelling industrial secretary for the south west. has returned from the Grand Lake conference in Colorado, where steps were taken to establish a train ing institute for Y. NJ. c. A. secre- taries. The district embraced in the Grand Lake conference extends from the Missouri to the Pacific ocean
 ). J. Hunter, pharmacist at the Cop per Queen dispensasy, left last night for his home in Providence, R. l., in response to a telegram that his father is seriously i'll.
 B. M Pattison and City Marshal SnodgTass are in Fl Paso attending the installation of the Mystic Shrine in that city.
 George Ryan left for the northern portion of the Territory yesterday af- ternoon. He will visit Globe and Phoenix before returning. to his head quarters in Chicago.
 Scott Whaley, the well known local business man, accompanied by his wife left the city on last evenings train for the esSt, where they will spend a couple of months travelling to various points of interest. They will first visit their old home in Ohio.
 Wm. Bowling in charge of the re- duction department of the Shattuck- Arizona Company spent a short time in the city yesterday, returning to his headquarters in the Shelter City last evening.
 F. B. King, superintendent of the Fl Paso & Southwestern, returned to the city last evening from trip to Benson. +ai&s&
 Supervisor c. J. McCabe left yester- day for his home in the Huachuca mountains after spending a few days in the district on business.
 NJ c. Spires left yesterday morning | for the coast to join his family who are spending the summer at Los An geles. He will make a business trip | t2 the east before returning to Bis | bee.
 Mrs. F. A. McArthur left last even ing for Fl Paso, where she expected | to make connections for Pueblo, Col. | She went in answer to a telegram in- forming her of the critical illness of her father.
 R. L. and Andy Scott, of Douglas, | were in Bisbee yesterday.
 John Corpb and Joe Barch are back | from Tombstone. where they had been serving as jurors.
 John Eustace has gone to Cananea | for a short stay.
 Superintendent James S. Douglas l of the Moctezuma Copper Company, | who was in Bisbee for day, return ed home via Douglas yesterday.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of Donald McPhun, deceas- ed Notice Is hereby given by the undersigned administrators of the es- tate of Donald McPhun, deceased, to the creditors of and all persons having claims against the said de- deceased, to exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers, within four months after the first publication of this notice to the said administrators at the office of Merritt 6 Stanford, attorneys at law, Bisbee. Arizona, the same being the place for the transac- tion of the business of said estate, in said county of Cochise.
 CHARLES w. HICKS,
 c. E. RINEHART, Administrators of the Estate of Don aid McPhun, Deceased.
 First publication July 13, 1907.
 AIS
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
eo 10 oEFENo INJUNCTION.

E. E. Ellinwood, counsel for the Phelps-Dodge interests, accompanied by his assistant, w. K. Flora, left yes terday for Tombstone, where he will appear in the district court this morn ing at g o'clock to resist the motion of the attorneys for the Western Fed eration of Miners, that the injunction recently issued. restraining the mem bers Of that organization from pick citing be dissolved. Attorneys CIeary, Baker and Alexander will appear in the interests of the union.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
PARTY VISITS MINING PROPERTY

Yesterday morning J. Morgan Clem ents, prominent engineer, took a trip to the Bisbee Extension property west of the city in company with F. l.. liar rington and W. NJ. Clute, the local engineers who floated the company now operating the claims. They re- turned home late in the evening and they stated that all were favorably i'm. pressed but that nothing of an un- usual nature had occurred. Mir. Clem- ents, who is one of the abIest en- gineers in the district has been spend. ing several days in the district visit. ing the various mines.
 For Review job and business office call Phone 39.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
CATTLE DOING WELL.

Frank B. Moson, general manager of the Greene cattle interests, arrived in the city last evening accompanied by his wife from Cananea, and will spend today here attending to mat. ters of importance 10 his company. Moson stated that the recent rains had started a fine crop of feed and with a little more rain the ranges will be in the best possible condition He said that the big packing plant of the Sonora Packing Company is fast assuI2ing it's dimensions and will probably be finished in the contract time.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
PHOENIX VISITED BY HEAVY
 RAINS.

l. J. Johnson, territorial manager for one of the old line insurance companies spent a short time in the city yesterday, returning on the al ternoon train for the north, being called home by important business, Johnson stated that up until a week ago the weather had been intolerably hot in Phoenix but that the heaviest storms in the history of the valley had since been experienced, since which time the heat wave has been broken
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate of D. o. Chapman. deceased. Notice is hereby given by the un- dersigned, the administrator of the estate of D. O. Chapman, deceased, to the creditors of and all persons hay ing claims against the said deceased, to exhibit them, with the necessary vouchers within four months after the first publication of this notice to the said administrator at the office of J. E. Morrison, attorney at law, Bisbee. Arizona, the same being the place for the transaction of the busi- ness of said estate. in said county of Cochise.
 J. NJ. MCMAHON, Administrator of the Estate of D. O. Chapman, Deceased.
 First Publication July 12, 1907.
 467 For Review job and business office call Phone 39.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
sHRiNEs co 10 FL PAso.

Yesterday morning a party of Shriners belonging to the Fl Zaribah Temple. left for Fl Paso, to assist at the institution of a new shrine there last night. Quite few candidates had applied for admission at the Pass City and the local members went on the trip with the expectation of hay ing a most enjoyable time.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
MEXICAN INJURED.

A Mexican in the employ of Girand, Haggott, Smith & Co, came in con aact with a cart which was going at a rapid speed yesterday, and sustained several severe bruises and cuts on the nose, eyes and lips. His injuries were dressed by a physician and it was found that he was not seriously hurt.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
SHOULDER pIsLocATED.

F. O. Wilson was hurt by a cave-in at the Cole shaft yesterday. A should CT was dislocated, but further than this he escaped without severe in- jury He is at the Calumet & Arizona hospital
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
WILL ORGANIZE NEW COMPANY

J. p. Casey, prominent mine opera tor, passed through the city yesterday on his way to Douglas, where he will spend a couple of days looking after his interests, and will then continue his trip eastward to Duluth, where he will organize the Milwaukee Cop per Company, in which people of Du- luth are heavily interested. but whose names he refused to state. The new company will take over large tract of land in the santa Rosa district, in close proximity to the property now being worked by the Cole interests. Casey is one of the heaviest stock holders in the Carmen Mining Com pany, operating south of Cananea, as well as in several other companies of that district.
 For Review job and business office call Phone 39.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
MINERS HAD A FIGHT.

Judge Hogan tried a case yesterday afternoon in which Harry Henderson was charged with making an assault on T. J. Franzen with a deadly wea- pon.. The trouble occurred at a mine in Ramsey Canyon, ending in a fight in which Franzen got the worst of it. He charged that Henderson struck him with a piece of gas pipe but at the trial the witness failed to substantiate his charge as to the use of the weapon. The court took the case under advissement until 10 o'clock this morning.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
ROADS BEING REPAIRED.

The various roads leading from the city which were badly damaged by the recent heavy rains are being placed in a state of repair as rapidly as the street superintendent can get his forces to the damaged places. The Tombstone Canyon road, which was rendered almost impossible by the rolling down of large boulders, is in comparatively good condition and the roads below the city are also being re- paired.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
DENTIST REMOVES OFFICE.

Dr. ". E. Hankin, dentist, has re- moved his offices from the Schmidt building to a site of offices in the Bank of Bisbee building on Main St.
 Patrons will please take notice of the new location. 133
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
FOOT HURT.

Otto Coyn is at the Calumet & Ari- zona hospital with a bruised foot on which an overturned car fell at the Houston shaft. His injuries are said to be only slight.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
VISITORS FROM cANANEA.

P. J. Tenancy, the well known Can anea stock broker, arrived in the city yesterday morning from Naco. having been delayed at the border town on account of the Iateness of the Cana. nea, Yaqui River & Pacific train from Cananea. Tenancy stated that along the right of way trouble had been experienced at various points, where the recent heavy rains had washed out the track, but that the damage was being quickly repaired. He stat ed that in tn Cananea district the greatest prosperity is evident on all sides, and that new companies are en terfng the field continually. He is very enthusiastic over the prospects of the big camp across the border and believes with other Cananeans that it is destined to be the greatest copper camp in the world.
 For Review job and business office
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27

Before you buy, see Standard Fur niture Go. for bargains in house sup plies. 6O5
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
BOY YBORN.

A ten-pound boy was born yester- day morning to MT. and Mrs. P. Nj. Buskwalter.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
BABY GIRL.

A girl was born yesterday to MT and Mrs. F. c. Schmidt
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27

Large stock of new and second hand ranges at the Standard Furni- ture Company, Brewery Ave. 604
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27

Two men ushers have been employ ed at the Orpheum Theatre.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27

Household goods bought or ex- changed. Standard Furniture Co.,, Brewery avenue. 6O5
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27

For Review job and business offic, call Phone 39.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-27
Arizona 8 New Mexico R. R. Co.
SCHEDULE,

IINtlHN9t -A6N-aI1 VE No
 NORMAN CARMICHAEL,
 Asst. Gen1. Supt A. T. THOMSON, Treasurer.
 CLIFTON, A. T.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-23
N -! 5! ME6JoIk&WeSter
Schedule In Erect
Janualy 6, 1907.

Leave Bluehold 9:a5 a. IN. for p
anoke, Lynchburg, Norfolk and al
points on the Shenandoah division
pullman sleeper TO Roanoke ami r.
ahoke TO New York, via HageIstowl
'arlor car Roanoke to Norfolk
10 a. m. daily for Roanoke anC
Intermediate points
? 55 p. VI for Roanoke and Ivn,I
burg and intermediate stations and
ne Shenandoah Valley, Philadelphii
md New York Sleeper to Philadel
1hia Roanoke to Richmond.
30 p. m for Roanoke, Lynch
burg, Richmond. Norfolk, Pullman
sleeper East Radford TO Norfolk ant
-ynchburg to Richmond Cafe Car.
Trains arrive at Bluefield from tn,
east at 90, a. m, 2:10 D. m, $40
p IN, and 9:2O. p. IN.
From the west at 500 a. m. $40
a. M. 2:05 p. H.. and 8:18 p. M.
Leave Bluefeld at 500 D. m. 10,
Eenova. Columbus and all point
vest and northwest Pullman sleep
ars for Columbus and Cincinnati.
Cafe car
1908 a NJ ;or Ncnoya. Cincinnati
Portsmouth, Columbus. st. Louis
Through Pullman sleepers 20 CoIum
bus Cafe car
Leave 9:15 a. On. ana 2:25 D. n
daily for TazeweU .r..or aud Al
stations on Cll1cr ,aI'., Iigsion.
Arrive from tr. nn 1ud al uointf
% the Clinch valley division 2:4r
and 7.55 .. IT
Leave 3 so g. ,or heliova anC
intermediate stations VIA Wayne.
Leave o 900 and 2.4O o. m. 10.
Welch and Intermediate stations.
For tO.ahoutas $3.50 a. m go
"a 300 2:4O p M and $40 p m. Ar
rive from PocanOntas at 500 a. m
O5 81. m and Sis o. IN.
For Bramwell leave Bluefeld $50
q 20, S.OS m, gao IN and 8:2C
ID. u
Call on agent Norfolk anc WesterI
Railway. for tickets. maps. and add
lonal information
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