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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
DEEDS RECORDED.

John W. Fortney to F. ". Har
bert, 2s acres. Eagle district.
W. c. Lindsey to Vance L. Hornor
p lot. Eagle district
West Lumberport Land & I'm.
proyement Co. TO Roberta L. Nc
Carly, lot, Lumberport,
Tenmile Land Co. TO Basil L
Grim, / lot. .Lumberport.
Tenmile Land Co. TO H. T. shreye,
2 lots, Lumberport.
TenmiIe Land Co. to w. C. Cam
brio. I lot. Lumberport.
Oscar E. siders to A. L. Carson
/ lot, Salem.
j. S. Dennison to NJ. E. Ritter, /
acres. Tenmile district.
E. D. swetzel to Mary A. Godfrey
/ lot. city.
Mary A. Godfrey to W. L. Gep
pert, lot. Stuart addition. city.
James NJ. coffman to A, C. VII
lers, lot. Clay street, city.
Clarence B. sperry special com
missioner for John T. DuIin, to t
T. Wallis. lot, Northview.
Charles w. Robinson to F. E. Rob
inson. / lot. Wallace.
Dayis-Hornor Co. to Francesca All
varaz Iofe crasselIi
Bridgeport Development Co. t,
James H. Hurry. lots, Bridge
port
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
RAzAAR ANp LuNcH.

The woman's Home Missionary
Society OF Con NJ E. church win
hold bazaar for the sale Of various
fancy articles Thursday The sale
win begin Thursday afternoon. A
lunch counter will be one Of the feat
ures of the bazaar. Your patronage
is solicited.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
ATTENTION, SIR KNIGHTS.

clarksburg commandery No. 13
win attend divine services Easter
Sunday at Christ Episcopal church
in the afternoon. All Sir knights.
in full uniform, without swords. viii
appear at the Asylum at 2 p. m. pre-
paratory to going in a body TO the
church for the services commencing
at 8 p. m.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

A lazy liver leads to chronic dys-
pepsia and constipation-w eakens
the whole system. Doan's Regulets
(25 cents per box correct the liver,
tone the stomach. cure constipation.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
WAS A MISTAKE.

Ralph Williams, who was arrested
on warrant charging him with the
theft of few dollars in money from
A. ]. ,shaffer, says that the arrest was
the result of a mistake and the
charge unfounded. shaffer paid the
costs of the case and withdrew the
warrant against Williams.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
NEW FEED STORE.

The Mountain State Transfer Co.
have added to their business at their
large warehouse. 227 East Pike
street, feed and -four store, under
the able management Of s. L. Will
liams, formerly with the W. Va. Feed
& Flour Co. Mr.. Williams will be
glad to see any Of his friends and
customers. Satisfactory dealing will
be our motto. Give us trial. Noun
tain State Transfer & Storage Co.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
HAYMAKER FUNERAL.

The funeral of William C. Hay
maker. who died early Monday morn
ing of pneumonia. took place Tues
day afternoon at 2:sO O'Clock. Ser
vices were held at the Haymaker
home ON South Second street. lead
by the Rev. s. X, Arbuthnot, pastor
OF Con NJ. E. church, and burial was
in the Masonic cemetery.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

Don't puy from agents, when you
can come to Wells Marble Yard and
save Is to rs per cent. that you
would pay mission to agents. We
have in stoch wo hundred monu-
ments to select from. Wells's Mar
hle Yard
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

5. /. Neal, Of Philippi. is a visitor
in the city.
Arthur E. Lewis, Of Morgsntown,
is visitor here
Douglas Williams is home from
college for the Easter vacation,
c. B. Robertson, q Fairmont, is
a visitor in The city.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
NOTICE.

w. B. Freeland will open a first
class meat market in the City Mar
ket store about the 18th OF April,
He viii handle exclusively home
dressed meats. Special prices to
restaurants and hotels Right prices
TO all Your trade win be appre-
ciated.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

NANTED-For o. S. Army, able
bodied unmarried men between
ages of 81 and So; citizens Of the
United States. of good character
and temperate habits, who speak,
read and write English. For in
information apply to recruiting or.
Gee. 106 Pike street. Clarksburg,
W. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
BABY GIRL is BORN.

A bouncing baby girl was born to
Mr.. and Mrs. Irwin Mcdispaugh at
their home in the Monticello addi-
ton Tuesday at noon, the the happy
parents are rejoicing over the event.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

Huyler's. the smile of satisfaction.
Leave your order for Easter. sturm
& Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

Cures baby's Group. willie's daily
cnts and bruises, mama's sore
cnroat, grandma's lameness--Dr.
Thomas Eclectric otl-the great
household remedy.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

To feel strong, have good appetite
and digestion, sleep soundly and en-
JOY life. use Burdock Blood Bitters,
the great system tonic and builder.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
4 BOX OF APOLLo CANDY FRBB.

To the person writing the name OF
"swagers Famous Creams the
greatest number Of times on regu-
lar Y. S. postal card, with your name
and address at bottom plainly. Must
be written plainly. Cards to be In
by Saturday noon.
i. T. SWAGER.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

Leave your order for English
double yioiets at Dudley's for Eas-
ter.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
wANTEp-MALE HELP.

NANTED-For U. S. Army. Able.
bodied, unmarried, colored men,
between ages Of 81 and IS, OF
good character and temperate
habits who can read and write
with facility and will enlist for
Calvary or Infantry service in
Philippine Islands. For informa-
zion apply TO Recruiting Station,
100 Third street. Clarksburg, w.
Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

LOST-Pocketbook, on Main street
near Traders hotel, containing four
$3.50 gold pieces. Liberal re-
ward will be given II returned to
Traders hotel.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
HELD roa CIRCUIT COURT.

William Drummond, who was ar
rested and Jailed Tor riotous and dis
orderly conduct on wilsonburg
trolley car Saturday night, was given
hearing by Magistrate Gordon
Tuesday morning and at the con-
clusion held for circuit court in the
sum of 5000. He could not furnish
bail and was committed to Jail.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS., good wages,
steady employment. Apply Fair
mont Mining-Machinery Co.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
MISCELLANEOUS.

sMOKED MEATs-You can gct your
meat smoked With old hickory AT
Laws Fourth street meat market.
Call central, they know where we
arc. We also make and sell the
pure Kettle rendered lard. We
mean what we say. Try 1t. W.
s. and E. L. Law,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

LACE CURTAINs-Cleaned and re.
paired, forty to eighty cents per
pair. Address Mamie Mace, los
Ogden row. city.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
LOST.

LOST-Open-faced gold watch,
nickel-plated fob with two stirrups
at end Of fob. Finder VIII be lib
orally rewarded by returning same
to this office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

Neutrality-suspicious. and pair pearl
rosary between Catholic church
and Waldo hotel. Name Of
LOUISA r. o'Donnell in prayerbook.
Return to Mrs. Thos. H. Burke,
AIS North Fifth street and receive
reward
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
FOR sALE--Right room house sft.

FOR sALE-Eight rs6m house sit
uated at 622 Locust street. House
almost new, slate roof, finished
in oak throughout, four cabinet
nantes. tile hearths, all modern
conyeniences, good cellar and good
garden, nice front and back yards.
Five minutes walk from postof-
tice. Lot 166 IT. with alley in
rear. Owner wants to leave city.
Call on or address ]. r.. Jones.
s22 Locust street. Clarksburg, w.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

WANTED-TwO or. three furnished
rooms in convenient locality. man
and wife. references exchanged.
Address C. w. D., Box 625. city.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
wANTED-To RENT.

lNNANTED-ro Rent, two furnished
rooms for housekeeping, close in,
ground floor preferred. Referen-
ces exchanged. Hammond, care
Telegram.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

wANTED-Dining room girl at the
Home Hotel.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
The Show That Has made the
Whole Country laugh.
Cast Includes

Eveieen Dunnaore Winnie Bardcone, Fife Pearson
Pearl Reavere, EdJthe Bower, Eddie F. Bower las.
j. Ryrne, Kenon Buell. Fred A. Peel VIM Haents6es
and others
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

DeWitt's Carboliged Witch Hazel
salve undoubtedly the best reRef for
piles. Sold by all druggists.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

FOR SALE-A fine residence prop.
erty in Clarksburg, corner lot, de-
sirahle location. A bargain If
taken at once. Address X. Y. T.,
care of Telegram
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26
wANTED-FEMALE HELP.

WANTED-A good girl for general
housework. Apply 275 Clay
street
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

English double violets at Dudley's
Leave your order for Easter.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

OST-Ladies' gold watch ON Pike
street, between Fourth and Chest
nut Finder please return to the
Telegram Office and receive re-
ward
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-03-26

AFANTED-A girl for general house.
work. Call at 40 Lee street.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-24

sthrike tn blow. Hit it, darlint, an save
me last remainn' flicker iv intelligence
This is tn way it goes. alanna: Dunn
tie dunn tie dunn. She doesn't hear me- but
suddenly she determines to make tn
plunge. Inspired be tn Gawd iv Music her
hand discinds with incredible swiftness an
hlts tn wrong note! Oh, Hinnissy, did
music liver lure We up tn long an reg
lar slope iv chune We know we'll an hate
worse on'y to "Trip We just at tn exit?
IT'S like iv thin bad dhreams whin
We fall off TIL top iv a high buildin' only
here tbs not in bed ye wake up, but in a
dentists chair with man prospectin'
fr tn nerves iv a tooth that seems to have
roots in tn soles iv ye'er feet.
Il ony know afther this that tn music
lesson is goIn' tn way man that's
been shot be tn Indyans knows he's bein'
scalped. At iliven o'clock tn teacher goes
away an me neighbor plays: Waltz me
around again. Willie with wan finger,
praps tn thumb. 1 take a great inthrest
in that young lady. 1 think lot about her
future. 1 hope it will not be long befure
she marries rich young miner firm Sit
ka. Alaska.
We'll, whin ye come to think iv it, tbs
sthrange that not bein' contint with tn
noises make with our own nachral
faces, all mankind does be inyintin' in
sthruments out iv wood, iron, leather an
ivory, to scrape, to hit, to blow into, to
pluck or to nudge with tn elbow an pro-
jooce diff rent kinds iv noise that tn
Germans call music. TIL Germans tell US
what is music an what amt. Wan kind
Nv noise is music an another kind isn't 1
don't know when to dhraw tn line. 1t
amt music to file a saw, but it is music
to give poor imitation iv film a saw on a
fiddle. Wan man blows into a flute an
say: That's a disagree'ble noise No
says tn German, that's music Another
man blows into his coffee an l say: There's
music. No. says tn German, that's a
disagree BILE noise.
Take til pianny. In all this broad land
We won't hardly find house that doesn't
harbor pianny. Rich an poor alike they
all have thin. Tn same notes that dhrives
tn millionaire firm home to Cypress tn
poor, sinds tn. poor man willingly to be
oppressed. No home is complete without
this here large mahogany box filed with
scrap iron. pianny is tn wan thing
that distinguishes tn very poor firm tn
pauper. Ye'd think a man was crazy If he
armed two dollars a day an spint three
hundred on a bass dhrum. a slide trombone
a bass fiddle, an yet amy wan Nv thin
makes betther sounds an looks prettier
thin pianny. A pianny amt half as
good lookin' as a thrunk foldin bed.
Even a German cuddent build anything
homelier. It's made out iv tn same kind
Nv wood coffin, an it amt anything
like as well formed.
'Ye see Honorya's pianny whin twas
brought in. All tn little boys an girls in :
tn neighborhood watched eight Dutchmen
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-24
D FLAG DOCTRINES IN THE SCHOOLS OF LONDON

feed it is better stuff than what the chaps
get who go to the Baptist Sunday school.
An father says they don't send any women
folk around to worry him about where he's
going to when he dies. an to give money
to missionaries instead of spending 1t how
he likes"
A few PAGES further along 1 ran across a
policeman.
II see you have socialist Sunday school
on your beat" 1 said by way Of drawing
him out.
Eyes. SIR" he answered: but they don't do
any arm. Bless you, there amt no arm in
any Of EN- as long as you lets 'em talk an
blow off steam. It's only when you tries to
shut 'em up that they gets ugly. We amt
had no trouble with EN- in London since 1t
was decided. after that big row in Trafal-
gar Square that 1t was best to let 'em alone
an do all the spouting they wanted to-"
That seemed to me pretty sound philosophy
How small is the hold that unadulterated
red-fiag socialism really has on the London
voter is shown by the fact that the few So
cialist candidates at the London county
council election who ran independently as
socialists received only few hundred votes,
where the candidates Of the two other par
ties got thousands.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-24

totin' 1T in on their stomachs. which, Hin
Missy, is a German aborin' mans sub
stitchoot FIR arms TIL monster carrid
away TIL dure sashes, knocked tn top off
tn stairpost, upset tn stove, an kicked
great holes in tn plasther. Win it was
dhropped on tn flure it shook down tn bust
iv anil OConnell TIL pitchers firm Ia
wall. Ye wint into tn parlor that night an
near jumped out iv yeer boots whn ye see
a GRIMM monsther. blind, with its horrid
rows iv black an yellow teeth exposed to
We, an it's gr-reat coarse body restin on
huge bow legs pianny in tn twilight
looks like wan iv thin submarine mon
sthers ye r-read about in tn pa-apers,
relics iv tn old times whin men dhressed
be gettin' out iv bed an kilt each other
with stone hammers instead iv railroads.
1t might aisily have slime firm tn bottom
iv tn sea on it. Look at it's gapin'
mouth. If it's fat legs cud carry it fast
enough a small mouthful it wud make iv
ye Hinnissy In TIL twinkin' Nv an eye
it cud gobble ye up. grind ye with its
wicked chromatic scale an swallow ye into
it's fearful inteervor.
"Forchnitely it is a slow an timid mons
Their like all that come up firm TIL bowels
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-24

dhrum sticks bounced In tn air. At ttr
sound tn other performers were aroused tn
madness. an stampeded. They got AWAY
IT m tn leader He cudden't do annythins
with thim He ragged he shook his fists at
thim, ne begged, he pleaded, he threatened
hrst on wan side. thin TIL other. TIL crazy
German rayfused to cam down. They
scraped, they pounded. they blew, no wan
payin amy attintion to annywan else TIL
sounds bumped each other like men thrytn'
to escape firm burnin' buildin'. weak
sounds were thrampled undher foot be bur-
~ notes firm tn slide thrombone
'Th lady with tn harp reached over an
IL. tn STRINGS. l see with me own eyes
TIL red-headed man take a runnin Jump
at his kettle dhrum. A desprit German
climbed up in tn organ loft an ened tn
stop-cock. New Instruments were inthra-
Jooced as tn old vans were destroyed.
Wan man bate a wash biler with a mon
key wrench; another rang a bell; some
coughed; others whistled; a cannon was
fred charge iv dinnymite exploded an
tn concert was over. AS we come out
into tn almost uncanny stiffness undher
tn ilivated railroad Hogan says: He's a
great composer. Richard Sthrauss.' Who
did he liver compose says 1.
No, sir, what's wan mans music is
other mans noise. There's ony wan kind
that we all like, an that's tn kind We make
Ourselves. Ye take me. Me frinds ARE not
unanimous III sayin' that | have meojous
voice. Whin l attimpt to sing at Christ
mas or weddin' Father Kelly always uses
his old joke an asks me why | don't rent
out some iv me flats. Yet me voice sounds
agreeable to me. In tn bath room in tn
mornin' l sing in a way that charms me-
Me notes ARE full an mellow, an ]
wondher why it is no wan has been along
to pay me five thousand dollars night to
MARBLE fr thin. If cud dacintly invite tn
wurruld to me bath room to hear me sing
tbs little thought they'd have iv sndin' to
lily FIR their talent. Such volume, such
sweetness, such variety. such tenderness.
Think iv it! "A most brilliant an fas'n'bIe
aujeence gathered in TIL bath room to hear
Signor Dooley give his cillybrated rim
dltion v Home, Sweet Home" TIL dimon'
horseshoe blaZed with jools.
Among those prisint was But [
shuddent go on. Praps tbs just as well
that there amt any aujeence. l injye it
all tn more I'm like that there king i
read about in tn pa-apers that used to have
tn opry performed FIR himsilf alone. tbs a
great luxury f'r me to set in me mag
nifcent tub an listen to tn finest tenor In
tn wurruld | amt always tenor. though.
l have a great range. Sometimes L sing
bass an sometimes barytone, but I'm al
ways good.
An that's why. l suppose. ye see so
NANNY piannies around. If nobody else
injyes thin. tn people that plays thin does.
Only like me singin' in me bath room, they
ought to perform in private
Il feel kind iv sorry FIR tn music teach
err said Mr. Hennessy.
Its hard life," said Mr.. Dooley. But
she must get a good deal Nv satisfaction out
Nv KNOWN that -th' windows ARE open.
TIL wan firm next dure always seems to
cheer up whin she sees me face afther tn
lesson.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-24

~ TIL sea- 1t niver moves or attacks amy
wan but whin hurt, whin amy one siaps Its
mouth It gives forth thin little squeal. To
see tn size Nv tn PLAINLY an to hear its
weak cry whin assailed is wan Nv tn most
melancholy things 1 know Nv. Ye'd think
this great, huge monsther whin sthruck
wud belch forth a roar that wud blow of
tn roof. But no. Out Nv Its vast cavern.
full Nv iron rods. bolts, screws, wire, wood
an varnish, comes a tricklng little cry f'r
help like a chicken lost in a storm It's as
II an elephant clucked. Afther a while
Everybody takes liberties with it. Honorya
can't go by 1t without piayin' few mis-
steps firm a popular waltz. tn little boys
run their dirty thumbs across 1t to make 1t
squeal, an finlly We use it to store ye'er
cuffs an hat.
I've often Wondered what music Is
anyhow. Hinnissy. 1 don't like PLAINLY
music, though I've heard some Nv tn best
players an all tn worst in me time. I've
seen thin all firm young lady that made
score Nv four out iv a possible ninety
three to a fellow that got down close to
til pianny an played it be wnkin' again
tn keys. Whin he got through tn ladies
in tn aujeence climbed on tn stage an
kissed him. AS looked at tn ladies Mercy
struggled with Justice, but as 1 looked at
tn fellow Justice triumphed an says to
mesilf: 1T serves ye right. 1t serves ye
both right
What's music. anyhow. I'd like to
know? Tn Chinyman down tn sthreet
whin he's stint tn last shirt home to tn
wrong man can get a lot Nv fun settin'
around with his frinds on Saturday night
be hittin' a gong with stick whin he
thinks iv it. 1 can't keep me feet on tn
ground whin blind Clancy is wheedlin' TIL
Rocky Rood out iv tn pipes an nawthin'
but four-iliven fire wud take me away
firm a brass band. Hogan, who's great
FIR all kinds wanst took me to hear what
he called tn higher music There were
sixty or siventy German men playin on
diff rent Instruments. Some were scrapin'
an some were BLOWN an some were
thumpin' an a lady with a harp plucked
firm time to time on that conthraption. A
large man standin' up in 'front.' pinted at
wan section or another W. stick to tell
thin whin to begin. He'd pint to tn nd
dlers an they'd fiddle, he'd glare at tn
man with tn slide thrombone an he'd
shoot out his fist yard; he'd nod to TIL
lady with tn harp an she'd pluck three
times at Tn Strings al resume HeT nap,
suddenly something made tn large man
angry; he got red in tn face an looked
to be about to throw his club at a red
headed man in tn back row.
I'D been watchin' this fellow f'r long
time an I see he'd been sojerin'. Ye're
caught now, me lad says l. An he was.
Whin he TIL angry expression on tn
boss face he jumped up an bate upon a
dhrum which Is called kettle dhrum, fr m
tn wurruds kettle an dhrum, onti tn
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-24
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worse and more insidious corrupter OF in
fancy, the Teddy bear.
The deleterious influence of Teddy bears
has been seriously underestimate. For
one thing, they suggest (and deliberately
suggesD Mr.. Roosevelt And Mr.. Roose-
welt should not be told to little children.
He is rash and impulsive and lacking In
those pretty-puss traits which should alone
contribute suggestion to tender capacities.
On the other hand, Mr.. Roosevelt occu-
pies perfectly respectable office; II Is
altogether heinous to teach the small to
bestow a fippant nickname upon Its In
cumbent. Maybe they'll grow up to shoot
beans at the stars and stripes.
But a Teddy bear is more than Roose-
veltian allusion: he Is also bruin, and
it's high time storm was. How shocking
to teach the infant mind to adore bear!
Bears have been known to eat folks DO
you want your child to become cannibal?
Remember, 1t Is the cruel, bloodthirsty. un-
gentlemanly side of the bears character
that most endears him to the immature
This morning, In the car, l sat next
little girl, who caused her Teddy bear to
simulate the process of biting my hand
Barbarous brethern: simply barbarous! 1
repeat 1t, children aren't impatient with
bears for eating people: they even desire
to Seymour Eaton.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-24

gun an whit on to it's usual lenth. I've
got 1t timed exactly, FIR tn music teacher
is hired be tn hour. She's infatchooated
with tn playin " her pupil, but whin I
peeped in wan day / see her lookin' at tn
clock. I've got tn performance timed to
tn mlnyit but l can't help It, ivry day 1
give way to onmanly hopes that l may be
wrong. l think me clock mayve stopped
but it hasn't. Thin l hope TIL music teacher
or tn pianny will jump out iv tn window
or, Gawd fgive me, something will happen
to tn poor girl herself. 1 pray to keep
fr' m thinkin' that tn innocint young thing
may luckily squash a knuckle, not bad,
dye mind. but enough that 1 can get in
me wurruk with Dock. OLeary an have
him tell her if she doesn't stop practisin,
fr awhile she'll niver be able to get. a
weddin ring on her finger. But nawthin'
iver happens. AT tn end Nv tn half hour
she's as fr'resh as liver while I've hardly
strength TO kick tn dog.
"Afther these preim'n aries TIL thrainer
hauls out TIL March " Norma or TIL
Filly iv tn Rig mint Havin' an extensive
acquaintance among tn marrid with FAM
lies. l know thin two great wurruks be
heart. Tn music teacher sets a small