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Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-01-12
FOOLED THE HOLDUP MEN.
Intended Victim Dumps His Money Into
Malbox and Thus Saves II.

West end man had an experience
recently that made his hair stand on
END and had 1t not been for his quick
wit in devising means of getting out
OF the difficulty it might have cost him
dearly, says the Duluth News-Tribune.
He is the treasurer of a local lodge
and was returning home from a meet
Ing with considerable amount of
money in his possession, fortunately
the greater part of which was in cur
rency.
lie got Off car quite a distance out
In the West end and turned off side
street toward his home, when he no.
tlced that he was being followed by
two suspicious looking men. Quick as
Hash he pulled an envelope out OF
his pocket, addressed it to himself,
stamped 1t, put the currency inside it
and dropped it in the mail box. Then
he started on brisk walk.
Suddenly there came a command
from behind him.
Hands up"
UP went lis hands and the robbers
went through his pockets. He smiled
grlmly as the holdups secured only
few dollars in silver and he thought
with pleasure of the money he had
put in the mail box in Uncle Sans
care. The robbers went away com.
planning of the small amount they Sc.
cured, and the treasurer went home.
Next day the letter containing the
money was delivered safely to his of.
flee.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-01-12
DEATH OF PRINCE IMPERIAL.
Zulus Paid Tribute to Bravery of Louis
Napoleon.


How Prince Louis Napoleon was
killed by the Zulus June 1, 1879, is
told graphically in the book by Sir
Evelyn Wood, who took part in that
war. The little party which the prince
accompanied was surprised and at
tackled. Sir Evelyn writes: "The
Zulus in pursuit ran first after the two
white soldiers who were on the TANKS,
three or four men, headed by Labanga,
followed the prince. His horse had
jumped just as he was mounting, and
his sword fell out of it's scabbard. He
was very active, and was vaulting on
his horse in motion when the wallet
on the front of the saddle broke away.
and he fell to the ground, being at this
time only go yards behind the brit.
ish) fugitives. There were seven men
who actually fought the prince When
Langalebele, pursuing the fugitives
first saw Labanga, he was running
away from the prince, who was rush.
ing at him. Labanga, crouching in
the grass, threw an assagai at him.
me first assagai struck in the princes
thigh, and, Withdrawing it from the.
wound, he kept his foes at bay for
some minutes. In the natives words:
He fought like lion; he fired two
shots, but without effect; and l threw
an assagai at him which struck him,
as ] said at the time. but l always
allowed Labanga's claim to have killed
him, for his assagai hit the prince In
the left shoulder, mortal wound"
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-01-12
Wedding Check Went to Pay Debts.

Persons who have been at loss to
select presents for marrying friends
often have fallen back upon the sen.
sible" practice of sending a check.
ut saves the bride the bother of eX-
changing presents" has been the ex.
cuse. But the scheme has drawbacks,
as in the case of young man of social
standing but slender means who re.
Gently married girl whose father is
one of our city millionaires. The we'd
ding took place in Paris and several
New York friends of the bridegroom
"chipped in" for the sending of large
figured draft. They expected he would
buy an automobile or some other real
ly necessary article Great was their
annoyance when they learned the
young man had used the checks pro-
ceeds to settling debts. He had gone
to the extreme of mean1ess, in their
eyes, and they will thin twice before
they make that form gift again.
N. Y. Press.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-01-12

WHAT'S IN McCLURE'S.

McClure's for January opens the
New Year with an astonishingly good
number, distinguished, as usual. by
the clean-cut, vigorous tone of it's ar
tlcles, and by fiction of marked excel
lence. Marry Baker G. Eddy: the
Story OF Her Life, and the History of
christian Science" opens it's first in
stalment in a manner that practically
insures the success of the serial with
the American public. It's tone is clear.
conservative, and incisive, and it pre-
sents the remarkable story of Mrs
Eddys childhood and youth, and the
early influences which nodded her
career in narrative of absorbing in.
terest. Carl Schurz has an unusually
strong article describing his first
meeting with Lincoln, and the fam
Gus Lincoln-Douglas debate at Quincy.
Illinois. Eugene Wood writes with
irresistible humor of 1.-THE Drama in
Our Town." Burton J. Hendrick takes
up one of the most striking socia,
phenomena of our times-the great
Jewish invasion of New York.
Car" by Ada Melvin, the story of
Swedish pioneer child, is a tale of
quite unforgettable and touching
beauty In THE Man Who Knew"
Perceval Gibbon relates a tragedy of
the veldts with great power and sim
plicity. "Remodeling It," by Lily A.
Long, is fascinating comedy of sit
uation. The Pot-Hunters," by Rex
Beach, a broad western farce about
professional foot-racer who did"
Kansas town, is one of the funniest
stories of the year. "Flod-Tide," by
Margaret Cameron "A Perjured San
ia Claus" one of Myra Kellys most
successful East-Side tales, and con
the Night Trail" an exciting out-of-
doors story of adventure, complete the
fiction in the number.
Theodosia Garrisons poem. 1.-THE
Daughter" will attract much notice.
THE FOOLS Mothers" by John G.
Neihardt and "In Extremis," by Geo
Sterling, are unusually good verse.
Drawings by Horace Taylor and
Frederic Dorr Steele, reproduced in
tint, illustrate The Drama in Our
Town" and Myra Kelly's East-Side
story. q. l.. Blumenschein, Martin
Justice, Paul Julien Meylan, and
others have done artistic work for
this number.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-01-12
"Girls."

Mr. Newcomb-Really, Miss Grace,
your face is very familiar, but l can't
think who it is you resemble.
Miss Grace-No?
Mr.. Newcomb-No; it's either the
Scrubbitt Tooth Wash Girl or the Tip
piers Tonic Girl, one or the other
Puck.
$3.50.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-01-12
ADDITIONAL SOCIAL

OOVun6
MRS. William lgleheart, Mrs. Charles
G. Plummer and Miss Ellerbeck, gave
very interesting Parsifal evening at
Rowland Hall Thursday. Mrs. Igleheart
told or the legion of "Parsifal," as in
terpreted by Tennyson in THE Holy
Grail, and of the many themes of the
drama. When given here by Rubin
Goldmark, two years ago, the must
clan dwelt principally on the music
of the drama. The phase chosen by
Mrs. Igleheart Thursday, was the DO
etry and the entwining themes, such
as the theme of Promise, of Faith.
the Bells, Eucharist, Magic, the
theme of Kundry, of the Holy Grail
and of the center of the poetry and
drama rarisfal. Mrs. Igleheart was
ably assisted during the evening by
Mrs. Plummer and Miss Ellerbeck as
the various themes were dwelt on. The
music was given by Mrs. Plummer
singing the Kundry music and Miss FL
lerbeck interpreting the many
changing harmonies of the themes.
Miss Georgia Weber was the hos
tess of luncheon Thursday after
noon, followed by bridge, in honor of
Mrs. George l.. Nye of Denver. Three
tables were filled with the players for
bridge, the honors being awarded to
Mrs. ".-iam Cunningham and Miss
Jessie Anderson. The guests to meet
Mrs. Nye were Mrs. James l.. Frank
en-, Mrs. Jay Tarvin Harris, Mrs. Sam
Park, Mrs. Grant Hampton, Mrs Will
liam Cunningham, Miss Margaret Park,
Mrs. A. d. Cleveland, Miss Crawford.
~ ~
Mrs. Frederick Hale entertained a
number of friends at a bridge tea
Thursday afternoon in honor of her
daughter, Mrs. Thomas B. Hunter of
Monterey, Cal.
Mrs. George Putnam entertained a
few friends at bridge Thursday al
ternoon. Four tables were filled will
the players, and at the close of the
game the prizes were awarded to
Mrs Elmer Darling, Mrs. G. E. Rich
ards, Mrs II. N. Mayo and Mrs. John
Sharp.
Bishop F. S. Spalding and Miss
Spalding returned on Wednesday from
Denver, where they spent the past
month.
Mrs. ]. j. Daily, the Misses Dora and
Evelyn Daily and Maurice Daily sailed
yesterday from New York for Europe,
where they will spend the winter
~ ~
Mr. and Mrs. Serer of Denver, who
have been visiting with friends for
few days, left Thursday evening for
southern California.
~ ~
A. j. Gardner of New York, who
has been a guest in the city for the
past week, left Thursday evening for
Los Angeles.
DR.. and Mrs. f. S. Bascom enter
tanned informally at dinner Thursday
evening. Covers were laid for six.
~ ~
Mr.. and Mrs. j. A. Scott are now at
home to their friends at 134 A street
~ ~
Harold l.. Siegel left on Tuesday for
ST. Louis on business trip.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

II you can smile when your rival Is
praised. YOU have tact.
There is always demand for the
man who does his best.
As rule. other people are the best
judges OF your Importance.
Our opinions are like our visits-lnorc
appreciated when not forced upon peo-
pie.
Drifting with tho tide is slow way
to get anywhere; the tide flows both
ways.
The aggressive man Is usually only
n polite way Of referring 10 your quar-.
rclsome friend.
Don't air your family skeleton. Peo.
pie know enough about IL when II Is
kept locked i'm the closet.
Tho most aggravatlng kind ~ a
person 10 live In the house with T. one
who always has his own way and yet
goes around with an abused air.-Atch-
ison Globe.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
THE LORDS PRAYER.
Showing the Successive Changes In tho
Enqlish lanQuaqe

Few scholars even are aware Of the
great changes through which the Eng
liSh language has passed i'm successive
centuries. Following are specimens OF
the Lords Prayer as used at various
periods in English history:
A. ID. 1lJS-Fader ur heune. hale
wcide BETH thi neune, cumin thi
kuneriche, thy will beoth idon in heune
and i'm erthe. The eurycu dave briend,
gif Gus thilk dave. And vOrzlf uer
detters as vi yoursifen ure dsttours.
And lene us nought into temtation, bot
delyvor Gus Of evel. Amen
A. -. 13OO--Fader ure I'm heavene.
halewyn be thi name, thi kingdom
come, they willie he done as in hevene
aud earthe. Qua urche days bred give
us TO daye And forgive oure detes
az we forgive oure dettoures. And
lead us nor in temptation, bote de
lyyeour us Of yvil. Amen.
A. -. 13T0-Oure fadir that art in
heunes, hallowid he thi name thi King
dom come to- be thi willie done in
earthe as In heune, gcye TO us this ouIp
breed oure other substance forgene 10
use oure dettis AS we forgauen to cure
detours, lede us not into tempta ton.
but delyeur us yvel. Amen.
A. -. 1J2+O oure father which arte
In heven, hallowed by thy name. Let
thy kingdom come. They wyol' he
fulfilled as we'll in earth as II Is in
heaven Give us this daye oure dayly
brede. And forgive us our trespaces
even as we forgive our trespscers.
And lead us not into temptation, but
dcIyver us from evell. Fyr thyme Is the
kindome and the power and the glorye
. for ever. Amen.
4. -. 156l-Our father which are I'm
hcauen, santified by thy name. Let
thy kingdom come. Thy will he done,
as in heaucn. I'm earth also. Give us
today our superstantial bread. And
forgive us our dettes as we forgive
our detters. And lead us not into
temptation. But delivere us from evil.
Amen.
A. ID. 1711-Our father which are I'm
heauen. hallowed by thy name. Thy
kingdom come. Thy will be dore in
earth as IL Is In heauen. Give us this
day our dayley bread. And forgive us
our debts as we forgive our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation. but
deliver us from evil. For thyme is the
kindome. and the power. and the glory
forever. Amen.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
POTTERSVILLE

Potter Bros. are building new
boiler house.
Miss Mabel Tucker entertained
company the past week.
Walter Comstock has recently pur.
chased a new buggy.
Mrs. Eva Parker and Mrs. Frank
Harris spent Saturday in Providence.
Evelyn and Alcott Phillips visited
on Howard Hill Saturday and Sun.
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Almond Parker made
business trip TO the city on Tues
day.
Mrs. Frank Goodnough. who has
been very sick with quincy sore throat
Is reported little better at this writ
ing.
George Potter, Samuel Potter, Mel
lie Potter, Preston and Hattie Pot
ter spent Sunday at Mr.. and Mrs.
Fred Potter's at Rockland.
A strawberry festival will be held
at Gilbert Adams Saturday evening.
Strawberries, rolls, cake, candy, cot
fee for sale. Supper fifteen cents.
Proceeds to go for the benefit OF the
Pottrville School.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
THE WORST OF ANIMALS.
A Striking Portrait OF Man WITT
Schopenhauer's Compliments.

Nan is the only animal which causes
pain 10 others without any further pur.
poSe than just 10 cause IT, other AM
mails never dO il except 10 satisfy then
hunger or in the rage of combat. No
animal ever tOrmcutS another Tor the
mere purpOs" of tOrmcntng, but man
does IT, aud il is this that constitutes
that diabolcal feature in his character
which is SO much worse than the mere
Iy animal | have already spoken OF
the matter in its broad aspect, but II IS
manifest even i'm small things, ana
every reader has daily opportunity OF
observing It. For instance, If two little
dogs are playing together ana what a
genial and charming sight It ia. and
Il child of three or four years joins
them. IL Is almost inevitable for II to
begin hitting them with whip or
stick and thereby show itself, even at
that age. the worst of animals. The
love OF teasing and playing tricks,
which is common enough, may be trac.
eel 10 the same source. For instance, II
Il man has expressed his annoyance at
any interruption or other petty ncon.
ycnirucc there will he no lack of pco.
pie who for that very reason will bring
IL about. This is 50 certain that man
should he careful not 10 express any
annoyance at small evils On the other
hand, he should also be careful not to
express his pleasure at any trihc, FOR,
il he does SO. men will act like the
taller, who. when he found that his
prisoner had performed the laborious
task of tanning spider and took Il
pleasure i'm watching II. Immediately
crushed Il under his foot This is why
all animals are mStinCtiVcly afraid OF
the sight or even of the track of Il
man. that animal mcchant par excel
lence. Nor does their instinct play
them false. for it is man alone who
hunts game for which he has no Use
and which does him no harm.-Scho
penhauer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
ROCkLAND

The addition to Dwight Keeney' S
store is completed.
Henry S. Seamens is an enthusias.
tic amateur photographer
The Howard Hills will play the
South Providence Adelaides on the
home grounds next Sunday.
Beulah Lodge, ID. Of r., held an en-
tertainment in Red Mill Hall last Sat
urday evening which was well at
tended. Kings Orchestra furnished
music for the dancing.
There was large attendance at
the Childrens Day exercises at the
Christian Church last Sunday. Dele
cations were present from the Sunday
schools OF the neighboring villages
and an interesting programme was
given
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
CRANITEVILLE

George Whipple spent Sunday at
Spencer, Mass.
Mr.. Geo. Olney is reshingling his
barn on the Waterman road.
Mr.. Henry l.. Adams OF Leominster'
Mass, visited relatives and friends
here last Saturday.
Mr.. Daniel Young has recovered
from his illness and has returned 10
work at Olneyville.
Another new house is being started
by Mr. Christopher Labonte on the
Cedar Hill plat.
Mrs Sherwood OF Auburn and her
daughter Alice visited friends here
Sunday afternoon.
Adam Ward has lately bought the
house he now occupies from Mr.. Geo.
T. Batchelder.
Town Clerk S. X Luther will be at
Henry Nueents house next Monday
night to register voters at p m.
Mr.. Arthur Mitchell Of Methuen,
Mass, has moved into the house
owned by Gideon W. Carter on Ser
ril Sweet road.
Mrs. Jessie Ingram has a fine
bouncing boy born last week. Mother
and child are doing well under care
Of Or. Cook.
Cassus Mathewson bought and
moved the small building belonging
to Ernest Simmons to Graniteville last
week and placed it on the lot adjoin-
ing Charles Sherwood
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
PRICE OF A LIFE.
Willing Murdsrers Plenty In the sIums
Of London.

Willing Murdsrers Plenty In the sIums
Of London.
am told that a ten pound note will
buy a mans life in London-that any
unsuspicious person can fall into the
Thames on a dark night or break his
neck going round q slippery da . cor
ner or fall under a van IL a litsA bit
Of crisp paper changes hands, says a
London writer.
/ know that very distinguished
playwright, wishing TO work out the
plot Of a melodrama, went into a high
class den OF thieves, made friends with
some OF the leaders and unfolded to
them as something he wished to put
into execution the plan he had devised
for his villains action.
He told his listeners that there was a
very important financier he wanted out
OF the way for forty-eight hours while
he played the very dickens on the Stock
Exchange with the stocks the financier
controlled He suggested to his listen
ers that an attractive lady and a yacht
would be the simplest means Of insur.
ing this object.
His hearers concurred. They knew
the very yacht for the purpose. \ skip
per and a crew could easily be pro-
duced, and concerning the lady there
would be no difficulty whatever.
THEN, after the forty-eght hours, we
will OF course bring him back" said the
dramatist brightly, thinking OF his
fourth act.
A cloud came over the faces OF his
audience: "Well. guv'ner. OF course. IL
you wish IL. but it would save such a
lot Of questions being asked II he just
went quietly overheard" the spokes-
man suggested
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
The Eallinn Leaf.

The falling Of leaf is brought about
10y the formation of Il thin layer o'
vegetable tissue at the point where
the leaf stem joins the branch of the
tree. After the leaf ceases to make
starch and sugar for the tree this it's
sue begins 10 grow and actually cuts
the leaf or II is therefore not a
mere breaking away on account of thc
wind bending the dried stems, hut an
automatic scvering of the member no
longer useful. The falling of ripe
fruit is dependent upon the same proc
eSs.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
WESTCOTT

Miss Annie Drake is at home on "A
visit.
Miss Mary A. Phillips has been on
the sick list the past week.
Mr. and Mrs. Israel Brayton and
Mrs. Jerome Bates from Fiskville,
spent Wednesday at Benjamin Woods.
Mr.. Martin Tierney and family and
Miss Clara Madden from HebronviIle,,
Mass, are spending a few days at the
George Yeaw farm.
Masters David and Allen Drake
from Attleboro Falls are visiting their
grandparents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. Is.
Drake.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14

"Some physicians" said a druggist
give an infusion Of ground ivory and
milk In the spring 10 stimulate and
strengthen llstless patients. II is a
good remedy. for all know To the
contrary. Certainly IL is an ancient
one"
He opened medical magazine and
pointed TO this quotation from Schro.
der's Zoology, work published In
1887
"Elephas (elephant)-His teeth are
only used In medicine and vulgarly
called ivory. The virtues: 1t cools and
dryes. moderately binds cuts. strength.
ems the inward parts. 1t is good for
the jaundice. it takes away pains and
weakness Of the stomach, it heals the
eplleptic. resists poysons. drives of
spring melancholie. The dose Is half q
dram. m."-Philadelphia Bulletin.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
His Was Harder.

II was i'm a country tavern, where a
newly arrived commercial traveller was
holding forth.
I'll bet my case Of samples" he said
"that I've got the hardest name Of any.
body in this ROOM
An old farmer in the background
shifted his feet. "Ye will will yeI" he
drawled. "Waal, I'll have 10 take ye
up. III bet so against your samples
that my name'll beat yourn."
Done" cried the salesman. "rve
got the hardest name. IL is Stone"
The old man was game.
Mine" he said, lis Harder."-Phila-
Aelphia Ledger.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
WILLING 10 Conform.

Richard" said his precise wife In
an undertouc. lit is all right for you ia
avoid elaborate ceremony i'm introduce
ing the guests to one another but ]
wish YOU would not say. Mr. Throg
son, shake hands with Mr.. Wlgmorc.
l do not approve of that style Of intro.
duction."
"All right. Amaryllis," heartily re-
sponded the host. "l'll cut that out
Hello. Flatbush! Awfully glad TO see
YOU. MIR. FlatbuSh. wigglc tlipperS with
Mr.. Skimmerhorn." Chicago Tribune.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14

Man Zan Pie Remedy comes put up
in a collapsibe tube with a nozzle.
Easy TO apply right where soreness
and inflammation exists. 1t relieves
at once blind blteding, itching or
protruding piles. Guaranteed. Price
soc. Get it to-day.
Sold by T f. Grady, 1916 Westminster
street.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
An Expert Accountant.

"Do YOU not think. Miss Smiles he
pleaded that in time you might learn
10 love mcy"
"Possbly," the girl replied. "If you
could render me a statement OF what
you are worth. Mr.. Giles, | might learn
to love YOU. I'm very quick at fg-
Tres. - London Mail.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
Fate.

Marie. how does II happen that I
just now saw you giving your sweet
heart my cake and wineT
II don't understand IL either, for l
covered up the keyhole. e."-Meggendor-
fer Blatter.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
Starting II Early.

Starting with his bride on their hon.
eymoon, man entered railway of.
fee and as always in the past, bought
only one ticket.
The bride noticed the oversight at
once.
why, YOU bought only one ticket,
dear she said.
That's so. dear" he answered. 81
forgot all about myself f"-Tit-B Bits.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
"Any Wife 70 Anv Husband. -

"Hang It all, my cigars gone out"
he said. 1T spoils cigar. no matter
how good it may be. if YOU let it 60
out" - cigar" she observed "is in
that matter not unlike a man"-New
Orleans Times Democrat.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14

"Dont dose the stomach to cure oatarrh
in the head" sounds sensible. And the
great success of IIy.o-mei in curing the
worst cases OF catarrh proves it's sensible.
Money back if lIy-o-mei fails. b. A.
Smith. Olneyville Square.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
GEORGE PRICE,

Harness maker, 1916 Westminster
street, has just received a large line
OF new goods, such as skin foot mats,
nice for carriages or sitting room
floor, also wool skin mats. Just re-
ceived also a beautiful new line of
harness at very reasonable prices.
A job lot of new whips, samples to be
sold at jobber's prices.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
The POST OF Beins a Man.

Even though YOU be hard pressed and
violently attacked 10y the enemy, still
II is base To give way. Hold the post
assigned TO you 10y nature. You ask
what this post isg II is that Of being
A man.-Senec.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14

Pineules for the kidneys strengthen
these organs and assist in drawing
poison from the blood. Try them for
rheumatism, kidney, bladder trouble.
Tor lumbago and tired worn out feeling
They bring quick relief. Satisfaction
guaranteed.
Sold by T. F. Grady, 1916 Westmin,
ster street.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-06-14
a Popular Recreation.

"Where are you going Sandy?' said
one Scotchman TO another. "Doon TO
the club" said Sandy. "And wha'
foor?' "Just TO contradeect a wee
bit."-DetrOit News.