Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-01-11

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The names Of the new Spanish CAP.
Irz- ara familiar 70 those who buy the
rr5-lor-a-guarter braEds-"ashlhGRon
Times
If men spent half as much money on
philanthropy as they do Oh politics, this
would be a pretty nice WoTid-Ne"
York Press.
What's the matter with Kansas 4
time i IS that the ears Of corn are 100
lang 10 70 into the sAe-leS--NeW
York Tribune
President Roozave.t said that If the
/ siuplifed spelling did not prove accept
able he would abandon it. WeAE--nl-
q Tribune
When there IS an appetite there is a
WAY. In prohibition Kansas. il Is said
they sell beer in plugs, like tobacco
New YORK Tribune.
lis astonishing what q lot Of money
4 man could have made If he had trust
a 10 luck instead Of relying on Jnag-
neut-New York Press
They are arrasting Councilnen In
Pftts5urg for bribery. Well, il hats
going 10 spread what a time there WlA
be.-PllIadelghia Press
Eight McCarthys ran Tor Office in
Boston. but only three were elected
The Hub should create more cHeeS al
once:-Eew York Herald.
There * 10 question Of race suictie
with the head OF the Mormon Churths
with MS i've wives and fOEIy-hve ch--
dreu-PhIladeEphia Record
Marie CorelII is convinced that mod
ern woman i not ready Tor the suf-
frace. Certainly not. II she was she'd
have iL-Philadelphia Inquirer.
If the President uses the big stick On
the Lumber Trust he may make It
abandon its say nothing. but saw
wood poIIcy-New York Herald
The IN who boldly declares that
she will find the North Pole IS well
aware that there isn't Z mouse in the
Arctic Observation-Disclosures Ledger.
II is easy enough 10 become famous
All you have TO do is heaye a rock at
marriage. the family or \ Ten Com
mandments-New YORK EFening Sun
The name of the new postmaster Of
Honolulu is KapohakimoheTa- II beats
everything how those Irish grab of all
the political pluIns-New York Herald
So rapid is the march OF prosperity
IN the States of Washington and Ne
yada that the supply OF fuel is unable
- --- ~ 80 - DhlF16aNrhT Rec
ord
To spend 10000 a year on clothes
is an accomplishment. but it does not
compare with the accomplishment of
spending only $3.50 a year-New York
American.
II is beginning 10 be suspected they
are manufacturing some of those high
wayInen stories in Pittsburg just TO en-
able the town TO show on--Phiiadel-
phia Press
AT any rate, President Roosevelt
having seen ii. we can at least feel
assured that the Panama Zone has not
been moved from its anchorage-New
York Press.
Justice doesn't travel on leaden heels
in Center. Texas, where = criminal was
arrested. .sz.zd. convicted and executed
within the space of two hours-New
York Herald
The undertakers at Butte have form
ed a combination and advanced the
price Of funerals. That is running the
trust business into the ground-Wash-
iuston Times.
a couple of hundred French Depu-
ties left the Chamber when Boni de
CasteIlane came in II would seem
much simpler 10 put Boni out-New
York American
Boni de Castallane says his @matri-
mortal enlargement has not lost him
a sin lie friend. OF course. 10 lose any
thing one must first have had it-New
York American
Andreas Dippel. the tenor, has been
robbed Of 5000 worth of Jewels With
this and the Caruso episode the opera
season may consider itself launched
New York Mail
Life seems TO be made UP of moving
the lawn when there is no furnace to
be stocked. and when there is no now
ing to be done OF stocking the furnace.
New York Press.
President Roosevelt has nominated a
manufacturer OF tabasco sauce for Civ
IL Service Commissioner. Going to
make it hot for the spoilsmen,-PhiI-
adelphia North American
Secretary Bonaparte says that the
annual cost of the navy represents
only Sl3s per capita. BY that method
of calculation a 2S.oO0-word presiden-
tiaI message divided among 100000
men, women and children looks like
100 short an aiiowane-New York
World
1t now tranSpires that Senator-elect
Davis name is not jefferson. but JEFF
fries Perhaps that accounts for his
pugiIistic proclivities, conversational as
well as Observation-Disclosures Her
aid
The WIZ in BROOKLYN over the estar-
tons of the Beef Trust takes a oy,ser
form The mob smashes the butchers
windows and then throws kerosene ON
his nest You can't seem TO bust ono
trust without boosting another.-New
York World
In.ien Peter Srsssexn Of fna I-,st