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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Mrs. Niblack Announces.

In the announcement column will
be seen the name Of Mrs. Mary Nir-
ginia Niblack for Superintendent of
Public Instruction OF Carter county
As an educator Of Acknowledged
ability there is nb name better known
ITO the citizens of Ardmore and Carter
county. and the Ardmoreite feels as
surcd that Mrs. Niblacks announce
mcut viii be received with great salts
faction by all friends of education.
Mrs. Niblack is graduate OF the
University OF Nashville and has spent
her life in the school room as stu
dent or teacher.
Coming to Ardmore ten years ago,
she Immediately entered one Of the
private schools and when the public
schools opened she entered most
heartily into the labor Of assisting in
building up splendid public school
system Her true worth in this sphere
Is fully attested by the teachers pat
rons and pupils Of Ardmore prblic
schools
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Lindell's Successor Named.

II. S. Martin will arrive .iere today
from Oklahoma City and will make
Ardmore his home Mr.. Martin will
succeed A. V. Lindell as manager Of
the branch house of the Swift
Packing Co. Mr.. Lindell has been
promoted to the Oklahoma house.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
OFF For Guthrie.

w. \. Lebetter left Saturday night
for Guthrie to attend the hearing Of
zens of Wood and Greer counties,
Oklahoma against the delegates ~
the constitutional convention relative
to the action Of that body forming
another county
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Subscribe for The Ardmoreite.
Take Up That Old Carpet, Clean
II and Put Down on a
Back Room,

Then let me show you something
nice in Rugs or Carpets that will
make that room look cheerful and
pleasant. II you do not want to
put down new carpet just at
present let me sell you a nice mat
ting cheap. The new Spring styles
and colors are all in and they
are nice. Do not buy before seeing
what | have.
also carry a splendid line of
Lace Curtains. A nice. new. clean
pair will help you enjoy the pleas
ant sensation of having something
new.
JONES'
Furniture, Carpet and Stove Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
HOUSE CLEANING TIME.

ladies', house cleaning time ,s close
al land. Get new pictures and make
the walls look new again. Come and
look our stock over before il get
broken. We have some good bar
gains.
3-24.tf BROWN G. BRiDGMAN.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

The following marriage licenses
were issued by the clerk of the court
Saturday:
c. II. Odel, Provence, and Mary
Bingham, Durwood.
Albert Alexander and Dora VII,
liams, Ber~H.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Prescription filling has been a spe-
cialty with ms ever since we started
in business and we have the most
complete prescription department in
indian Territory, Let us fiji your
prescriptions. +. J. Ramsey. drug
gist. Z
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Fis, Presbyterian Church.

Communion services will be h.li
at II a M The Usual evening sery-
ices will be held at 7:i5. Sunday
school at 9:45 a. m. 81.
Meeting Of session at 1850 a. m.
Christian Endeavor at $3.50 y. m.
A cordial invitation is extended to
all.
CnAS. c. WEITH,
Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Ladies Aid Society Meeting.

The Ladies' Aid Society OF tho
First Presbyterian church will meet
at the Manse Tuesday afternoon AZ
3 o'clock.
MRS. ]. 4. EDWARDS.
Corresponding Secretary.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

! CHURCH NOTICES ;
s..+++++++ +++++4~.+
Natholie Church.

The usual mass services will be
held at the Catholic church at ten
o'clock this morning Every one is
cordially invited to attend
J. j. WALLRAPP,
Pastor.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Come to Webb's Studio this week,
"a pictures for 25cts, four positions,
l7tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

That new dress OF yours will not
appear at its best without pair OF
our oxfords or slippers.
7-3 HAMILTON SHOE co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
W. c. T. US Notice.

The w. c. T. U. will meet next
"Wednesday afternoon, April 10th. at
o'clock, with Mrs. Madden. Come
prepared to pay your dues.
MRS. NOBLE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Third semi-annual sample shoe sale;
l.3 TIE BANKRUPT STORE.
Notice.

Promlscuous shooting about Kahn's
Lake, northeast of town, must be stop
ped Anyone shooting around the lake
after this date will be dealt with ac-
cording to law.
10 JULIUS KAHN.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Before an impartial judge ana jury
II can easily be proved that guaran-
teed Bradley & Vrooman Paint is the
best and longdst protection for your
property. Sold by &. w. Blgert. 1-6
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Do not forget to look at the most
beautiful lot of Ladies' Underwear at
popular prices.
Z BALTIMORE MERCANTILE co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Big special every day during the
week at
7 WONDER STORE,

] have some desirable houses and
Phone 50 or 702. CHAS. FRALEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Prettiest and cheapest refrigerators
in the city.
2ltf T. X. KEARNEY.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

A girl can pretend she doesn't want
YOU TO kiss her till just the minute
you do H.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

The reduction on Dress Goods
means q saving TO you at
MODEL DRY GOODS co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Inspect our new arrivals in Rugs
and Pictures.
7 WONDER STORE.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Come and fet us fit you in pair OF
these pretty spring slippers.
7-3 HAMILTON SHOE co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
City and Farm Loans.

will loan money on improved in
side business and residence property.
No delay.
A. c. BURWELL,
l5-1m Over Hamilton Shoe Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07

Twenty-four stamp pictures for 25
cents at Webbs Studio. 17tf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-04-07
Of ROCHESTER, N. Y.

of the world hgcas novelty introducing High Stills Uncyc
Pedacycles and Ball Bearing Skates
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Sugar Statistics

The consumption of sugar IN the
limited States is increasing rapidly,
than is the production. During the
rosr inst ended we used the enormous
a[nonnt of 6, 500, 600, pounds ofsugar
worth 800, OO0,0 900. If each citizen got
his fare share, during the twelve
months he consumed 76 pounds. Of
This sugar only one-ffth was produced
in the United States; one-fifth came
from the island possessions, and three
ffths was imported from foreign coun-
tries. of the American. produced sugar
a little over half was from the sugar
beet. the remainder from cane. This is
the first time the beet-sugar has eX-
ceeded in quantity that manufactured
from sugar cane. During the last ten
wears the increase in the consumption
of sugar has been three times as great
as the inc reased domestic production.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Cas- Blown Up.

One of the most peculiar accidents
ever known on the Baltimore and
Ohio railroad occurred at Patterson
creek about 10 miles east of Cumber-
land, shortly after noon Sunday. A
car loaded with railroad topedoes and
several large carbonic acid tanks, in
an east bound freight train, was blown
up Just as the train was passing that
point. The force of the explosion de-
molished the car, wrecked two cars at
either end of the one in which the ex-
plosion occurred and blew over two
empty steel coal cars, which were on
the next track. Both tracks were
blocked and was torn up. The explo-
sion also tore down the telegraph wires
and put the telegraph service on that
end of the division out of business for
time.
After the explosion thousands of
caps and torpedoes were found ON the
ground for some distance around the
wrech, but not single good torpedo
was found anywhere about, showing
that the entire shipment had been eX-
ploded. 1t is thought that the large gas
tanks rolled against the cases in which
the torpedos were shipped until one
of the cases was broken, allowing the
torpedos to fall out on the carsfioor
when a heavy tank rolling over lit, ex-
ploded the torpedo, which set off the
entire lot in the car. Passenger trains
Nos. So and 6 were delayed by the ex-
plosion, but the wreckin crew from
Cumberland went to the scene and
soon had the tracks open for traffic.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05

The City Council has decided to pave
two blocks on Queen street this spring
and the first carload of bricks will be
on Wednesday or Thursday. The en-
qineer will be here the first ofenxt
week to lay out the grades dc for the
work which will be pushed with all
possible celebrity.
This will make too important I'M :
provements for the council to make
this spring, The other is the laying OF
the new water main on John street su-
preceding the cid main which has been
a crying need and sore menace to the
welfare of the town for so long. The
present council is body that does
things, things that are for the better
ment of the town, good permanent,
modern Improvements which have
been neglected for more than genera
ton.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Sold Water Right

The City Council has closed with
the Standard Lime and Stone Com
pany deal in viii ch they sell to said
company the city's rights in the water
at the Snodgrass, Big Spring.
This, it will be remembered, was
discussed a year or more ago and the
council was enjoined at that time in
the transfer. The injunction was how
ever dissolved and now the deal has
been carried through but not in just
exactly the shape it was proposed be-
fore. In the former proposition it WAS
stipulated that the quarry company
would buy the city's right and title of
all and every character in the water
supply and lot of ground down near
Water street and agreed to pay $1,000
The deal which has just been closed
provides that the city sells nothing but
its raprian rights in the spring, and
has the right at any time, when the
water might be needed within period
of twenty years to pipe the water over
the lands of the Standard Lime and
Stone Company free of cost of right Of
way to the city and get $1,000.
The water has besn turned from Its
course at the head Of the quarry fer
months and still the springs below
town are running in full force, hence it
seems that the council has received
$4,000 for the injunction they held
against the stone company and moth
ing else.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Fifteenth Anniversary

Quite large number OF friends OF
Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Harper attended
a reception at their home Thursday
evening in honor of the fifteenth an
niversary of their marriage.
The house was beautifully trimmed
with hyacinths, easter lilies, palms,
ferns and smilax. The guests wee
received by Mr.. Harper and his wife,
assisted by Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Wes-
trater, Mrs. Edith l.. Moore, Mr.. and
Mrs. Hammond Mitchell, Miss Sadie
Marstella, and Mrs. Edna Russler.
In the dining room a buffet lunch
was served and the punch was dis
pensed by Misses Jessie Harper and
Edith Shaffer.
This being their crystal wedding the
friends showered the happy couple
with presents of cut glass, Of which
there were many pieces, some OF when
were exceptionally elegant. The con-
gratulations and best wishes Of all who
were present were extended the couple
and the occasion was most pleasant
one.
Those present from out of I'm were:
Mrs. Emma Ksiscome and daughter,
Edith, MT. and Mrs. Frank Mantz, of
Baltimore, and Miss Jessie Harper, Of
Hagerstown.
Music during the evening was fur
nished by pson's orchestra
World.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
~ We Will Pay The Bills ~
Read Carefully OR Plan.

The will send to the Jamestown Expo
son the most popular Berkeley The STATES
of including rail road
fare: hotel bills, cara admission to grounds
The contest lady making her home In Berkeley
County territory hereinafter prescribed as the limits OF TINS con
clipped the wiz
De
to the
entitled cast so votes for the lady
she desires For each years subscription
the subscriber subscription $780,
:,
March l5 1907 ana
will close Sept 10, 1907 at Z noon
subscribers to the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. may
have an subscribers our books at the time
will be entitled to each which 70 votes may
be placed thee of an candidate
YOU choose canddateWE don't The minute vote is cast
placed the pup
list together for her the time the list
is published
this office the subscriber Is n
subscription regular subscription
books and mailed to him. Then the number
him and blanks representing into envelope and
sealed after being in special kept for the At
O'Clock every Friday will be counted and each
candidate will and her total vote TO date ana
the result will published the next issue of the STATESMAN
DEMOCRAT ,..-
number of votes OF all contestants living
highest all
territory embracing the DISTRICTS OF Aroen MIL oe
and getting the highest number of votes OF all
living territory embracing Opequon Hedgesle and
EsIrno Waters districts declared the winners
nominated oy
fishing Company of the propietor's family
added to our list but
all subscriptions ne be Vstea
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Unclaimed Letters

Following is list of unclaimed let
tiers remaining in the postoffice, Mar
tinsburg w. Va, April l, 1907.
+. Newton Andersen, George Ander-
son, Jim Beurde Miss Mary Camp
bell, Mrs. Ida Gro e, Jackson Harvey,
Martin Johns, ia Leonard, Bell Lam
ders, j. V. Miller, Mrs. Ida Peyton
Alfred Reece, Sarah l Seals, Harley r
c. Sly, Miss r. =. Tiggott, Emma
Ward.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Church Notes.

The Annual Conference of the M.
E. Church met in Cumberland on
Wednesday. The meeting of Confer
ence is a month later than it used to
be. The time was deferred on account
of the bad weather which usually
comes in March.
Palestine Commandery, K. of Tenn
plars attended Easter services in the
First Baptist church on Sunday in full
uniform. Rev. w. d. McCurdy, the
pastor preached.
Rev. J. NJ. Graybill will conduct ser
vices in the Lutheran Church, Ger
ardstown next Sunday at II o'clock a.
m. Subject; Signs Apparent of Christ's
Immediate Coming. All cordially in
vited to attend. And at Trinity at 3
o'clock. Subject: "My Father, Thou
Art the Guide of my Youth"
The Baltimore Conference of the Nj.
e. Churah South, at Stanton came to
a close on Tuesday of this week and
adjourned to meet next year in Roam
oke, Va. Before ths adjournment t he
Bishop read the appointments for the
coming year. Those in Winchester dis
trlct are as follows:
q. L. Tyler, Presiding Elder.
Wlnc6esteI-D. FL. Kern.
Frederick L.. Potter.
Stephens City H. l. Stephens.
Middletown-J. 2. Stump.
Strasburg-W. l.. Smith.
Woodstock-H. NJ. Canter.
Woodstock Nission-W. A. Lynch
supply.
Edinburg Il. hewitt.
Front Royal and Riverton-Dew A.
Beery.
Warren-N. n. Hall.
Linden. M. Kline.
Page-W. D. Eye.
White Post-H. nj. Stricken and one
to be supplied.
Barryville-J. II. Smith.
Brucetown-H. V. Wheeler and
w. r. Hardesty supply.
Berkeley. g. Michael.
Martinsburg-I. w. Canter.
CharleStown-J. L. Williams.
Jefferson f. e. Hammond.
Shepherdstown HI. 1. stephens.
Shenandoah Junction-T. G. Jones.
Shenandoah Missien-R. X hewitt.
Professor in Vanderbilt University =
J. A. Kern.
Professor r.. NJ. Academy, Front
Royal-H. Sydenstricker.
Others known to the people in this
section were: G. ID. Harris, Central
and Emanuel church, Baltimore; F. il
Prettyman, Trinity and Calvary, Bal
timore;J. S. Engle, editor Baltimore
Methodist; J. G. Hawk Marvin, Wash
ington district, J. w. Duffey, Har-
risonbnrg; r. l.. Eutsler Augusta; H.
S. Coe, Elkton; G. w. Staples, Golfers
town; A. NJ. Caekley, Keyser.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Aa,aipi.sr.,rfx resice.

o Having qualified as administrators
of the estate of Samuel Miller, deceased
/ hereby give notice to all parties in
debted to said estate that the same
must be paid at once and to those hold
ing claims against said estate to pre-
sent the same at once with proper au-
for settlement.
Sue N. Miller, Administrative.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Fire mt Hancock.

The town at Hancock was again Wis
tied on Sunday night last with another
very destructive fire entailing proba-
BILE loss of SIS, 900. Several livery stables
were COZ summed and eight horses per-
ished in the flames.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Tn Home Seekers.

If you want to oly y)lrsef n en-
(why don'ts you do it?) call and see
us. We have large number of pieces
of real estate that can be had cheap
Loans arranged for on real estate
PorterE.ld & Boyer. Over Old National
R2nk
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05

For Sale Privately.
2 good horses, | good colt and good
Jersey COW.
w. B. Walters,
463ts Nollville w. Va.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-04-05
Pupils, Examination.

The Pupils Examination will be
held at the Martinsburg Business Col
Hegeobb's building, third floor, on
Saturday April 9th, 1907, commenc-
ng at O'Clock.
E. H. Tabler,
Co. Supt.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-30
Truth
and Quality

appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to per-
manent success and creditable stand
ing. Accordingly, It is not claimed
that Syrup of Figs and Elixir Of
SIENNA il the only remedy of known
value. but one of many reasons why
1t is the best Of personal and family
laxatiyes is the fact that It cleanses.
sweetens and relieves the internal
organs on which 1t acts without any
debilitating after effects and without
having to increase the quantity from
time to time.
1t acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians. as It Is free from all
Questionable substances. To get its
beneficial effects always purchase the
genuine-manufactured> by the Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Co.. only. and for
sale BY all leading druggists.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-30
PHOTO TEA A LONDON FAD.


Guests Asked to Identity Pictures OF
Friends Taken in Childhood.
London society has a new craze, call
ed the photo tea" which has caught
on because 1t Is productive Of so much
genuine amusement, says the New
York American. Each guest who re-
ceives an invitation is requested to
bring photograph Of himself or her
self taken before the age of FIVE. All
the photographs are duly numbered.
and list Of names is kept by the
hostess After being collected and
shuff1ed they are distributed among the
players.
The fun consists in endeayoring to
trace the originals of portraits. So
many minutes are permitted for OBJ
servation, and then the number of the
photograph and the guess at It's iden-
tity are written ON a sheet Of note
paper. The pictures are then passed
program is gone through with the new
observer. The result of the second OBJ
servation Is also recorded.
This goes on until every photograph
has passed through the hands Of each
guest. The lists are then inscribed
with the players names and are col
lected. The player who Is successful
in fixing the identity in most cases re-
ceives the first prize, and the second
and third prizes go to the "nexts" in
the number Of accurate guesses.
The sight OF a perplexed player star
ing fixedly at each guest until he can
make up his mind who was the plump
boy in the velvet knickerbockers or the
chubby-cheeked girl in pinafores and
plaits Is funny. One need not be much
of a prophet to prognosticate the
speedy appearance Of the game in the
United States.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-30
Curiou. Place Names.

Chicago Is an Indian word, meaning
wild onion or skunk weed. Chesapeake
Is also Indian and is variously inter-
preted as highly sailed water. great
waters or country on great river.
Chautauqua is also an Indian word
and has had several interpretations, as
foggy place, a bag tied in the middle
(referring to the shpe OF the lake), a
place where child was washed away,
where the fish are taken out, place of
easy death or, finally, place where one
was lost. Des Moines is usually sup.
posed to refer only to the Trappist
monks, and 1t Is also connected with
an Indian word meaning the road. Nj
agara Is an Indian word, signifying
across the strait or at the neck. Shen-
andoah Ia Indian and means the sprucy
stream or a river flowing alongside of
high hills. Massachusetts, means near
the great hills or the hill shaped like
an arrowhead or, again, the blue hills.
Mississippi means great water or gath
ering In of all the waters or an almost
endless river spread out.-Leslie's
Weekly.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-30
500 Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is atleast one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure In all its
Cure is the only positive cure now known to the
medical fraternity. Catarrh be ng O constitu-
tional disease. requires constitutional treat
acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur.
faces of the system, thereby destroying the foun.
dation OF the disease, and giving tue patient
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro.
prietors have SO much faith in its curative pow
ers hat they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that It fails to cure. Send for list Of
testimonials.
Address +. J. CHENEY q CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by all druggists, 76o.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-30
Wit or The YOUNGSTERS.
~~~O~~~~~~Ns

Teacher-Now, Harold, can you tell
me what wisdom is7 Small Harold
Yes, ma'am. It's Information Of the
brain.
Mamma-why did you eat the whole
Of that pie in the pantry, Willief Lit
tie willie-'Cause you told me once
never to do things by halves.
Sunday School Enthusiastically, do
you remember the precept about spar
Ing the rod? Small Freddy-Yes,
ma'am. Spare the rod and lose the
fish.
willie" said his mother, II wish
you would run across the street and
see how old Mrs. Brown Is this .uorn-
Ing" A few minutes later Willie re.
turned and reported: Mrs. Brown
says it's none of your business how old
sic is"
Little Margie had been to the den
lists to have tooth extracted and
this is how she explained the proceed
ings: 1.-THE man grabbed hold with q
Fair of big tongs and pulled his best,
and Just before 1t killed me the tooth
came out"
Elmer wanted to go in swimming
But" protested the father, I'm afraid
it will not be good for you, Elmer
Only this morning you complained of q
pain in your stomach" That's all
right, papa" the boy replied, II know
how to swim on my back"
"Now, Harry" said lady to a small
guest after dinner, wouldn't you like
to take some Of the plum pudding
home to your little sister," "No
thank you," replied Harry, who had
improved his opportunity, "T've got
about all 1 can carry now"
Mamma" said 5-year-old Elmer
who was tired of staying In the house
''come out In the back yard and play
game Of football with me-" II cant
piuy, DEAR" replied the mother. "Huh y
exclaimed the little fellow, scornful
". 'sThat's what comes of having .
woman for a mother"