The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-05-28

with fse likes is us people cow~
e. an ro wAH rasx anr- atttr'toa te
thin 4 birth ~ thls part u th
= urru1a - trfhrrztln or 20 abeas
thr@e people Nc nottcr shat paeA
Grognns hasgy ~taud~ tstt(r ianses
% front is SchW artEs dare th#u III
tb'as case - tn mumpr an ri
next day tb oii r.aan IS late - fG
"urruks Nhin "a foreman IT, 3u-
about 10 Ten him q ga get his tsnc he
ptnis his thumb 81 his chest an -as
Fop-ah IN foreman. bcin IA ia
teef - .tne himself. shakes him b,
q hand aE Tg VIE asks him oNeT 80
tn DutchUsn's An that's an there -
about il We cont Aear IN details
Ia Ar-chev Road it aint eun~dert ]
polite 10 discuss thim
fuf With rlietN 'tis dinrcrt. d'Ye
mind Why know a. much about thl-
here Happy eyint ia spain a. though
had room iE ~. house Weeks ago
"a. pa-epcrs begun dlScu~Sin' i 4u
4Ner since there's been no Ici lp
feel kind ~ sorry fr Alfonso III its
hard 10 be wiakcd al an. uudgcd be
ye're particular frind~ j, must bc th.
divNle 10 have tn whole wGTruld y4nk-
IN al Ne an 1udgin Ne t'p Is 4 few
months ego ! hadn't heerd aunSthing
much about him fr'm tn day he MAS
married. whn wan is his rle subtlcks
become 80 enthusiastic over th' uuptl-
as tfls8A Aif t'Ifif1 At 0fAi Bt fi&t4t
pouncs iv home made uithru gltCer-
Inc IN his Ileg"~ lap. But ye can't keep
a good man out ~ th pl-apers. an
about st Patri*k's doy me old heart
was gladdened be tn news that Alfou-
so was 70 become father like YOU an
HoS2n.
In a little while tn palaicem 4, our
liberties had got me ~ well aCqualnt-
ed with th riie family as though wC
come fr'm IN same town in IowaN /
have at laste forty pitchers ~ tn good
woman. Her name Is Victoria. she
didn't want To marry him ~ first, hut
tn folks made her. an he's turned out
very well. an she is be%.nnin' - Ike
him shes a fine-lookin buxom We
man. with th characteristic British
features that VIII ony see NJ Ger
man picnic. As fir Alfonso. he has
thruly rile face. not praps SO fne a
face a. tn Car or tn King ~ ScrVNa.
but still a face that II We saw II want
yed instantly say. What "a face He
has tn reg ular Hapsburg swingin' un-
dher jaw an fixed upper jaw enclos-
in thirty-two teeth. stationary nose
an ears. movable ewes. an "A forehead
separating eyebrows en- hair. II he
came into this store at this mtnvt Ia
snow him as we'll rs though he was
a reg lar customer
We'll. Sir. got 50 INTERESTED In tn
Young couple that ! was thinkin' s.
go.n over 10 Spain an givin them adj
vice An II was disturbed what d'Nc
think was happenin' to his rllc sub
ticks? Afthcr alI's said m done. he's
nav'thn 70 me. He's nice Young fell
low. but that's all. ! hon't nave II pay
him his wages. But think ~ tn long
hours vaitin f'r IN spanish people
tn ponylace cud lave wurrud - be
called II anything happened, on' 70
to sleep. Put with tn nobility twas
diff-rent
when riIe child = born. all IN
nobility, tn Gin'ra's " IN army tn
navy. an tn AmbassaGures ~ foroisn
powers have to chase UP - tn palace
an be oresinted TO II Kid bcfurc MS
eyes are open An thy've got to
go dhressed. IT don't do 10 hurry into
sweater an a pair ~ speakers or
slip into n wrapper They've got 10
appear in full re2imintals. II part iN
their best suit Is a sOOrd' They've got
to Wear a soord III it's rubber boots.
they've got to wear rubber boots. 80
there was nawthin' fr these naughty
CASTLES 10 10 but sleep with their
clothes on. an NANNY brave Gin raj
who has led the VICTORIOUS thro'pS
IL Spain through countless retreats
bears hon'rible scars that show ms o..
yotfon to h!s rile master firm slcepin
with his spurs on
well tney waited an va ted. TIL
fin'fly til wlrrud come 70 haste 70
tn palace. Th' American Ambaasadufe
thoughtfuny borrid pole II ~ an In
line house an slid down into MS galf-
ers Else here there was much con
fusion. Gin'rel Santlago del Popylo
had been throubled be bad dhreams.
an was so entangled n his epylits that
he rad to be extricated be a wreckin
gang TIL Jock iv Oooorto MAS OBJ
sarved be tn popylace pailln' on his
boots in his giIded chariot. IN toun-
Ia q "a, =
in a powdher puff an CUP ~ tea
Ginrai tn Jock " Allycazam was sha-
vim with = safety razor
TIP at tn palace al was exci' =
rnent N.netr-eiEht doctors buggies
ucre dhrawn IN in front Is IN dur
Two thousand nurses iv n nobl"at
Andylusian stock dashed about rat-
rvin' boxes IL CASTLE soap which Z
o9ly used or rile infants. an dim3n'
studded buckets ~ parygoric tn
King, dhrcsscd fir tn occasion n De-
in q father in combynation iF m
uniforms iy tn four hundred reg!-
mints he is Colonel ~ paced nc-vola-
~ up an down tn room, now an thin
talsin' a pull out iy q gold an No-y
flask
The magnifcertlv attired agan:-
tlage stood stood silent. nzin It's meek
tie. combin' its hair or brshin' ~
feathers off It's coat. as tn case mi~hf
be The American am bassadure. tn
Honorable James II Blick. formerly
Assistant Commissioner Of publ
Wurruks at what Cheer. kansas.
was conspicuous in tn brilliant an
aven garish thTong. be Ia simpliciiF
IL his attire. he beiu clad in tn ort.l-
nary garb iv an American citizen
whin he goes TO New York blar':
pants. vest and coat. and white snire
lie showed his contempt fr tn fool
iSh pomp Of these rile Golngs by
wrngin his hands an askin' tn maI
next TO hIm, Ought I 10 get down on
ne hands an knees or on'y on me
knees whin his rile highness i
brought in p
suddenly III. massive oaken dures
were flung open By a sthrong hand
an tn exquisite Countess Maria Su-
zett Anna bella CorOssa Ann TO-
baggo, flushed with her glad iidinR
fairly flung herself into ti
room an cried. MY lard~.
an ladies II is j frgot 10 ask
There was a moment iy suspinse. an
thin a sthTang. sound reverbyTate cd
through IN long an costly halls
'Hark.' cried tn British Amoassadure
'What'< that 1T is tn palace cat.
exclaimed tn Jook iv Tobasco. II +
ayether cat or king, said tn bluff