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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
A MATTER or LOGIC.
Remarkable Conclusion Arrived q. by
Child Mind

Ever since Evelyn had acquired
words enough to describe events her
Imagination had persisted in creeping
IN TO the assistance OF actual occur
rences- BY the time she had reached
the dignity OF six years and had fin
ished kindergarten days. her mother
felt that It was time to pin her down
TO facts. and the other day members
OF the family were informed accord
inEly.
Last Sunday Evelyn came home
from Sabbath school greatly delighted
with her lesson and at once proceeded
to share her citation with the family.
Il was all about some celestial cere-
uouy. And" Evelyn declared. the
lord raised his sceptre in his hand''-
= slight pauSe--his left hand
How do you know il was his left
hand interrupted her ten-year old
sister. intent on ethical reminder.
Because Jesus was sitting on his
right hand" came the answer prompt
ly and with much dignity.
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MADE A NEW FASHION.
c7ed 3ck- Played IN Old DAYS en-
wegic-5e Fashiensele

Old camden. in bis Remains. tells
Snod Story q trick PLAYED By
saisht upoa n wouiI1s fashionable
shoe1aEeF Sir PhiuD Calthrup
rfrged John brakes. the shoeusater
q Norw .ch In the time % Eir- Henry
VII. u the proud humor which our
reorle have 70 ~ q the renrlsmsns
cut This k-irhf h1u-ht a. much Hae
frvzch ta~nv cbath as should make
BIN a gown. and seat 10 10 the t1iiors
% hs made John brakes. = shoe
s-tker. coming 10 Tits failurs and ses-
-s he kni-hts EoWn cloth sing
ta---. DID ths tailor buy cloth % the
s41ls price and pattern and make Il
% TIE sane fashion as the k-ight'x
Not hong after the Knight. coming IN
70 the faiior % D. measured Cor his
gown ard perceivirS the Ike cloth
lytng there. ASKED whose q. was.
John Drakes. the shoeuaker. Who
viii have 10 made % the self sane
fashion that yours IS maize Of Thea
make uiue as fuu % cuts as the
shears viii make IT. John brakes
haf no tine 70 90 FOR bis gown tin
Christmas day. When he meant to
vea- T. Pe-ceivfng the same 70 be
fun q cuts. he began 20 swear A. the
tailor T savs done nauEht bur rhat
you BID ne qucth the tailor. for
as Sir PhiIip Caithrops garment Is.
even 81 have made Yours BY ny
latchet,- guoth John BRAKES. I viii
never wear genrIemeus fashions
sgaia,--Londol r P's Weekly.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
70 MAKE LEMON JELLY.
Large Quantity Car &c Prepared In
Very Srert Time.

Lemon Jelly fs the foundation Tor
many dainty sumner desserts rfe-s
IS enod recipe FOR a large quantity
One box 1f any % the pa-ent geIatines
soaked for az hu-r or mors in a Pint
OF cold water Turn this into a euam-
elsd stew pan. rour over It three pfnrs
Of ocilLnS water. Add TWO cups Of
sugar. one stick % cinnamon. the
Juice Of flur lemons and Il little
gated rtnt- allow this 70 stand OF
the stove until The gelatin IS thorough
y dissolved strain into a mold and
SCI away % harden II placed on ice
as soon As cool this Jelly viii form
N few hours. but to is safer 20 al
low I've Or six. and IL is really better
the next tav- To make a frssh-frr1fr
Jelly from the remains OF a lemon
Jelly melt the rtrt1e as given above.
cover the bottom Of a fancy mold with
sfraE berries. pour over this some OF
The melted Jelly and allow il 10 form.
then ada LAYER OF bananas sliced and
more Jelly, n1ally a layer OF sliced
oranges with the last OF the Jelly. Dur
inx the raspberry season a delicious
Jelly Is made with 4 combination OF
lemon Jelly and raspherries. A DAINTY
company dish Is 10 sprinkle grated
eocoaaHt over this fruit Jelly and
throw a few candied cherries over
thai
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Along the bank Ct the Luxor side
OF the river. in the shop OF Ahmed
Abd-elRahkn. there Is an astounding
bargain in mummifieG babies. and one
In particular which ne claims Is 1000
yeas old. IL offered for the trifing
sum OF 81.
The circumstance Is not without It's
pathetic side; nevertheless, the first
impulse OF the average human is tc
laugh when the honorable Ahmed
comes forth with the gay little case
covered with hiercgIyphics and tells
you that Il Is a baby and urges that
IL be taken TO America
The curious part Of il Is that many
tourists do buy these mummies, which
20 all Appearances are genuine as to
age and IL Is another curious fact
that tourists buy the mummy cloths.
tartered and torn and stained, al
though wonderful in color and de-
sisn- that have been wrapped around
the dead bodies Of the ancient Exyp-
tta1s. Also the vendors Of separate
hands and feet seem 70 enjoy a good
income during the seasou--LesIie's
Weekly.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
Feashered ariasrus.

Following the report Of ravages BY
foxes in Richmond park comes news
Of Wholesale massacres in London
parks BY other but equally destructive
invaders Ducklings newly Matched
about the ornamental waters OF the
various parks are falling victims to
the carrion crow In the early mora
ing this marander. penetrating to the
heart of London watches and waits in
a tree overlooking lake. and in due
course swoops down upon the helpless
brood One OF these raids was wit
nessed by n keeper in kensington
gardens. Scores OF duckIings have
been Gevoured. and so many Yong
birds have disappeared from the Ser
pentine Of late thai il was supposed
that rats had been AZ work. but the
blame Is rov laid on the carbon
crow As in the case OF the foxes.
reprisass are occasionally made BY
the keepers with shotguns-London
Globe
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Little One Had Reason to Approve
Fathers Choice.

OF the sisters OF a wellknoxn New
York family one 10 married she has
one little girl greatly pested By all the
aants knd subject to much advice
from all Of them OF this last the lit
tie Lady sometimes vearies. which
searfaess on a certain occasion made
Itself shown IN the following reply
from her small Iadyship.
said one aunt. If you we're ny
child I should have you DO thus and
thus said another aunt. We're you
ny child would To 80 and So The
remaining aunt made 4 similar -
mark
The littl. lady thought Il high tine
70 express her Own feelings. But 7
have she said Always been 50
thankful that papa married the sister
he I'D
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
A MEcHaNIcPeiesr.
Cure Nerds Motor Cars When Net
Engaged in Hsly o~ees.

Near the northern coast Of France.
N route much frequented By motor
lsts. lies the village OF Graincourt.
Here a beautiful little church Is set
high among the trees. with a tower
reflected TRANQUILITY in a lake that
sleeps beside the road and a cemetery
half hidden in verdure. Close BY Is
the home OF the priest. and around Il
strange litter % bicycles, motsr
cycles. automobiles. oil cans and tools.
while the open door OF an out Sufiainx
reveals on one side a kind Of garage.
On the other a repair shop. From
this building. as the tourist ap.
pruaches. comes a tall figure. with the
body Of an athlete and the heaf OF
missionary. with bright eyes and a
srizzled beard. a kindly smile. and
muscular arms beared TO the elbow.
Is this the cure Of Graincourt or Is II
the village mechanic, He is both.
Times are hard. since the law sepa-
rating church from state went into
eject. and one must live. explains the
cure
" le Cure Is no martyr. however
His father was a smith. and he grew
up with passion for tools. When the
bicycle came IN he became an ANA
teur specialist. and for Is years he
has been readins punctured tires and
repairing broken pedals for his rcck
free ef charge. Then came the motor
car. with its mysterious life. so pow
erful In its fraii envelope. The motor
car won the heart Of the cure. He
loves Il. and thinks he understands IT,
he has even butt n car and q motor
cycle for himself
And so the fame Of the mechanical
cure Of Graineours has gone abroad
throughout all the country. and at last
he has decided. without any scruple.
to make a business Of what had for.
merry been a pastine. He believes
IA his simple soul that he can be Just
a. good priest. sun administer the
saeraments and hear confessions iuat
az well while he earns his living with
ais ten nngers.-New York Tribune.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
ALCOHOL IN MEDICINES
severty-Fise Per Cert Of Ccctrrs
Prescriptions Call for L.

Now that the National Pure Food
and Drugs law is in effect al patent
medicines in liquid form bear on the
Label a statement Of the percentage
OF alcohol contained in them The
average amount Of alcohol Is said &c
be about ten per cent. some have more
and some less. but that Is about the
average Alcohol is everywhere rec.
ogntzed as a chemical necessity for
the preservation Of organic substance
from deterioration. and from freez.
ins and u Is also required 70 dissolve
substances not soluble in water.
But for the use Of a small quantity
Of alcohol in most ready-to-use rnedi-
cines those preparations which most
families keep constantly on hand
would likely be decayed or frozen
when their use became necessary.
Alcohol is an Indispensable requf-
site in the suid extracts and tinctures
which are exclusively used in filing
prescriptions written by physicians.
and these tincturss and extracts con
tain from - 10 50 per cent OF aIco-
hoL More than - per cent Of all
the Hquid medicines prescribed ~
physicians contain alcohol in Iarx.
proportions.
Charles A Rape4ye. a Leading pha--
c1acist o. Hartford. Conn. some time
ago examined Is prescriptions repre-
senting n fair average OF those writ
ten By physicians to be compounded.
and none being for specialties. The
average amount Of alcohol in the
whole number was 50 per cent: but
Of the IS prescriptions FIVE contained
no alcohol. so that the average per
centags Of the remaining 20 which
did contain alcohol vas nearly as per
cent: or more than four times the
probable average alcoholic strength Of
patent" medicines.
There is some difference Of opinion
rs TO whether il is or Is not desirable
as a stimulalt in case Of sickness.
but there IS no difference OF opinion
as to the necessity for its use as a sol
vent and prsservative in most cases.
The attention of the medical world
has recently been called 10 a mani
fssto issued BY prominent London
physicians who. while depIoriug the
evils from the use Of alcoholic bev-
erages. are convinced of the correct
ness Of the opinion 50 long and geusr-
ally held. that in disease alcohol IL a
rapid and trustworthy restorative
and that in many cases il NAV be
truly described as life-preserving. ow-
ing 10 its power to sustain cardiac and
nervous energy. while protecting the
nitrugerous tissues This manifesto
which was published in The Lancet
was issued and signed by T ]. Nc
Call Anderson NJ D.. Regius Profess
scr Of Medicine. University OF Glas
gov; Alfred 3. Bars. william n.
Bennett. K C v C.. T. R c. s.:
James Crichton-Browne: W. (. Dixon.
Dyce Duckvorth, " D.. LID; Thorn
As r Fraser. NJ d, F. r s; =. R
Glyn- W r Corners. N c. 2. r. s;
W D. Halliburton. VI. D. LID D. =.
R c P Z. r s. Professor OF Physi-
ology. Kings College London; iona
tnan Hutchingson: Edmung Owen.
LID 2 R. c. s; P H Pye-Smith.
Fred T Robert. NJ D.. B. Sc. T. R. C.
s; Edgecombe venning. 2. R. c. S.
The Dyce Duckworth who signed
this manifesto was for many years
president OF the ROYAL College Of Ply
sicians. Londcn-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Lieut. Gen Arthur Macarthur, U.
. A, who was q military observer
with the laps during the war with
Russia. told this story AZ a dinner In
Milwaukee: An amusing incident
connected with my association with
the Japanese army was While with
the mess in which all the foreign
officers participated On one occasion.
after We had all sat down. the Chinese
cook brought bottle Of what ssr-
ported to be by the label tomato cat
sup Somehow the bottle looked
strange for such a label When IL
was opened the cork disclosed the
secret-it bore the mark Milwaukee
beer assure yen that there was
comfort and satisfaction in addition
TO the laughter"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
ALMOST A SOLID SORE.
Skin Disease from sirth-Fortuns
Spent On Her Without Benefit
Cured Her with cuticurz.

4 have a cousin in Rockingham Co.
who once had a skin disease from her
birth until she was six years OF age.
Her father had spent a fortune on her
to get her cured and none Of the treat
nents did her any good Old DR..
suggested that he try the Cuticura
Remedies which he did When he COM
meneed to use it the child was almost
solid scab. He had used it about two
months and the child was well I
could hardly believe she was the same
child Her skin was as soft as bahy's
without a scar on it. have not seen
her in seventeen years. Sut I have
heard from her and the last time I
heard she was we'll Mrs. W. p. IngIe,
Burlington. " C.. June Is. 1906
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
To Clean Silver,

Prepare a mixture OF two ounces of
good yellow soap. four ounces Of com
mon soda. six ounces OF whiting and
pint Of boiling water Shred the
soap and put into the water with the
soda. then stir in the soda and let il
simmer on the stove till it has n
creamy consistency STIR 1t often
while cooking Rub the paste over
the silver with i flannel dipped in hot
water. then wash each piece in water
and dry At once.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Chinonate salad is made entirely Of
fresh vegetables. such as lettuce or
romaine- tomatoes, cucumbers. green
peppers. celery and a little onion Il
Is served with French dressing. Mint
Jelly Is prepared the same as plain
lemon Jelly. and before the geIatins
Is added bunch OF crushed mint In
sfmmered fc- three or four minutes in
It. theE IL IS strained and a little
green fruit colOring added Pour into
a mould 10 harden.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
Green Corn Pucc5rs

Crate. or slice with sharp knife
the kernels from Il ears OF eur-. n
the enrH b. hard crate IL II irua
tIre- L VII lose nearly all its sub
stance under the CRATER The knife
VII slice il to better advantage. Sea
son with pepper and salr. and stir in
4 tablespoonful OF sugar and tive
tAolespoorfuis Of melted butter Beat
light the yolks Of four eggs and xhir
the whites sti1- Stir the yoIks into
a seant quart OF milk and into this
the seasoned corn Finally. fold in
TIE trUthed whites. pour the mixture
into buttsret pudding dish and
bake. covered. half an hour. then
brown
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Cut q paper pattern TO # the
shoulders and on TO this tack srrips
OF Insertion leugthways. dividing or
'oining them 0gether with small
sharply pointed lengths OF muslin
Turn in the edges Of the latter: neatly
hem on wrong side. Feather stitch on
the right side with white silk The
neck IS finished with a row OF edging
matching the Insertion 1t also can
Be carried round the lower edge if de-
sired
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
PRIVILEGES or A GENTLEMAN.
feunsster Probably Will Change ideas
in Course Of Time.

There Is 4 small boy In this town.
says the Baltimore American. the
SOC Of a rather distin guished lawyer.
who has decided opinions On what
constitutes true aristocracy. One day
recently 4 friend called upon his
mother. and. while waiting for the
hostess. was entertained by me small
boy
What are you going TO do when
you grow up7" was the s.sreotyped
question she propoUrded In the erort
70 start the conversation
oh. am going to smoke"
Yes
And chew
Obi"
And gamble
Indeed
And swear"
Really"
And drink corn whisky"
And Why are you going to do suca
things" asked the visitor axhazt-
oh. all southern gentlemen do
them"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

II was the desire Of a teacher IN Q
negro school to impress upon the
minds OF the youths the benefits de-
learning for the ambitious negro. One
DAY. in closing brilliant discourse on
this subject. in which Booker I. wash
ington was set forth as a criterion.
she said to one little boy Who had evf-
IDENTIFY heard not a word OF her talk:
Now Rastus. give the name Of the
greatest negro7-
The answer was surprisingly forth
eoming--Joe Cans
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Beat one cupful of sugar with two
heaptng tablespooufuls OF lard. one
cupful Of molasses. one level teaspoon
fal Of ginger. one-half teaspoonfuI
of cinnamon one teaspoonfuI Of
vanilla one quarter teaspoonfuI OF
cream tartar and one level teaspoon
full Of soda. oae-half teaspoonfuI OF
salt and one eupfuI of boiling water.
Flour 70 roll thin Lastly. add one
tessertspoOnfuI OF vinegar.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
-se.e sussl. n.,ai,a ,r,c, , 49,

our life Is but a soap bubble hang
ins from a reed it is formed. expands
TO its full size clothes itself with the
loveiiest coiors Of the prism. and even
escapes at moments from the law Of
gravitArion; but soon the black speck
appears in il and the globe Of emerald
and gold vanishes into space, leaving
behind It nothing but = simple drop
OF turoid water. All the poets have
made this comparison. il is so strik-
ING and so true To appear. to shine,
TO disappear: to be born to suffer and
to die; Is IL not the whole sum Of
life. for butterfly. for q nation. for q
srarf-Henry Frederic AmieI
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

The porter in the barber shop had
Just finished polishing the funny mans
shoes when the latter said:
John. I'm in a quzndary and need
your advice VIII you please give ne
your deductions concerning molecular
necrosis
But John didnt turn . hair, what.
ever that means
Yes. sab" he replied suavely. It's
an innnitesimsl amnity, sahL-
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Get watery. sore and inaaEied. Leonar'ii's
Golden Eve Lotion cures them without
PAIN IN one day. II strengthens weak.
overworked eyes. Cooling. healing. IN
Migrating Insist on having Leonar-
Dis" It makes strong eyes.
Guaranteed or money refunded. Drug
xists sell It NJ 3 cts. or forwarded pre-
paid on receipt Of price BY ;. B. Leonardo
4 Co. Tampa. Fla
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
MIGHT HAVE MEANT WELL
sut tire Physicians HeGues: Seemed
slightly o-ircgs-

The late Senator Morgan. discuss
tnS red rubber SAIL % a certain
Belgian report
Il seems hrmIess on f-s face. but
between The lines An omlr0us mean.
tnS IS hidden The senator su-iled
IT reG-uis me- h. Said -os The ID
uliser % NJ native Athens This
niser hated % pa-t with money. and
% ths physician Who vas inst bring
i1g Bin round from Il b1us illness. he
said one tay
Al Doctor. W have known each
other such a long time. Z don't intend
% insult Tog Or settling your account
IN cash bat have 1ur sou down for
a handsome le-acy IN my wiz
The Doctor looked thouzhrfuf.
Allow me. h saft. 20 Blnk Ar that
Prescrta again wish % make a
slight alteration IN fr---
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
JeIIied Tongue

To prepare iellied tongue. boil a
tongue and when cold place il in
brfck-shaped mould Into a pint Of
seasoned and heated beef stock STIR
half box OF soaked gsIarine. and
when this is dissolved pour the stock
around the tongue in the usuId.
When cool set on the ice. until the
jelly Is very firm
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
Were He . Bird

With an ugly sneer he tossed aside
the bread which she had made with
her own hands.
II were only an ostrich be b.
gan
But the young woman cut him
short
Yes. IL you only WERE she
snapped. then I might get At least
. few decent feathers for that old har
I've wcrn since my wedding day
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Air your dresses well and they
never viii seem sfury- Clothes never
should be shut up in a wardrobe i'm
1ediateiy after they have been worn
Let the bodice OF a dress hang over
the back Of chair for at least half
an hour before putting away. The
Oldest clothes can De kept fresh and
Odorless Il they are treated in this
way
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Oze cay tie ofscs boy vent "a th-
e'.i-1r % The Soaring Eagle and said
There IS : tramp AZ the door. and
he SAYS he las had nothing 20 eat for
81 eaTs-
Fetch hiz in said the editor II
Ne eaa h1a out how hs does il w. can
III the paper fer another week.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Vas 10 one iaiured in The -1II~ay
collision count
No. hgr nevertheless IL vas most
painful si-Ear-on- First. second. thir,I
ans four-h-ciass psssergs-s al min
slet t'Sether. Simply unheart Of
-Traasl4ze,f for Transatlantic Tale,
from EIi=zsuEa Batter
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

= want 70 losk AZ some % ypu-
Jumpers said the workman. entering
III department. store
Frog department. sixth 1oar. cen
ter isle. replied tie aoorxalker. ZAP
ping bis teeth With his pereiL-
Youkers Statesman
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
Why Karcarco.-

kangaroo" is a queer word II
Means 4 don't understand in the
tongue OF the Australian ahorigines.
When this strange animal was first
oeheld by Europeans they inquired OF
the aborigines WHAT is its name,'
And the puzzled reply gave the animal
its name
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

uey disease and
rheumatism laid me
up OF and on for
ten years. Awful
pains started from
the kidneys and
c oursed down
through my limbs.
I sought the best
medical treatment
but in vain. and
when I began using
Deans kidney pills
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

was walking with two canes and SUI
fering continual pains. headaches and
sleepless nights I improved quickly
and after taking three boxes felt bet
ter than had for Is years. The ef-
tects have been lasting"
Sold By all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Toster-3Iilburn Co. Buffalo. n. Z.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

President Jordan. OF Stanford uni
versity, Cal, is on his way TO Aus
tralia and New Zealand. where he viii
lecture before the colleges Of the
Antipodes on the American university
system
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

The dean Of Westminster has 70
fused TO admit q memorial tablet
which was dedicated TO Herbert
Spencer into the abbey on the ground
hat he was not ertaoAox " his
christian heltsk
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11
Sr-rrr Pa-

Foo5s Lzh-s-Has your sister
strong rsrr II The rev piece
Mss sue B-strs--Whv. yes she
has . carry around ore OF those
heavy spears,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

The Nissus (crosslyl-O. DO wish
l could be alone for a while. now and
then,
The Mister 6srutaiiyl-why don't
you play the piano when you feel that
way,-Cleveland Leader.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

FITS. s.. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Kline :
Great Nerve Restorer. send for Free s, ~
Id. g3l Arch St PhilarleIphIa Pa
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

When you hear 4 man say the
country is going to the devil" moral
lied Uncle Allen Sparks. you know
Us only his way Of anaing fault with
the Lord
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

II isn't difficult to size the average
man up. but women are built 50 queer
ly it Is impossible TO get their actual
measure
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

A rich American has paid $4,000
for three old chairs that he found In
Paris.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-07-11

Cteut-Didn't you make a mistake
IN going into law instead Of the
army
LAvyer-Why+
Client-By the way you charge
there would be little left of the en-
smy-Tit-Bits.