Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-11-02
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How Is the new house vor,,.
Ing coming onT very we'll w Uallu
Just reached the second MORTGAGE I've
Life. 'ease'"-
John, why are you raising that ,u
dowE Don't you know l will bo r, "'u'
to speak above whisper by morninns ,s
Yes. "-Houston Post.
Once l wrote my name on an 49,.
Did you get letter, Maudeyo "y VS.
two years later from an acto, ~
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Redd-see the picture | had t.,
In my automobile? Greene-Yes INV. u
ural, don't you think so?" VERY M"
machine Is standing still."-YoDto.s
Statesman.
Fifty Years Hence-"Run, bows,
Here comes that old nulsanc.n
What's the matter with hlm" "tI.
remembers the spring of 19OZ"-Wosh
ington Herald.
Nimrod-Are you fond OF buptin,,
Gyer-lt all depends. Nimrod-na
Ponds on what? Gyer-Whetber ~,
hunting game or collar button-chI
cago Daily News.
LIteral.-"What have Won cot IN ~.
shape Of cucumbers this mornings
asked the customer Of the new gru
Gerry clerk. Nothing but bananas
ma am. "-Everybody's.
Little Fred-Why Is it that women
are always complaining about their
servants? Little Elsie-Oh, that's inst
to let people know they can afford to
have 'em.-Chicago News.
Marryat-So that great Inventor Il
dead, and his wonderful secret is lost
Newitt-Not at all. He told his wife
just before he died. Marryat-Yes
that's what l mean.-Phlladelphs
Press.
whats the difference between vision
and sight," See those two girls across
the street, Yes" Well the pretty
one | would call vision, but the other
one-she's a sight. Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Darling" he said, what would you
do if | should die? Tell me-" PLEASE
don't suggest such a thing" said bis
wife. I can't bear the thought Of
~+, q, 10
Ign Life.
Church. see a prisoner in Jersey
prison has been allowed the use of bis
iddle In the face OF the rcmonstrane
Of the keepers family. Gotham-Whos
BEING punished, anyway? - YonkeD
Statesman.
The boarding house keeper said to 4
the servant preparing the dinner
Mary. will the Strawberries gol
tround?" Hardy num- replied the 4
-eryant. There's one strawberry
short. Judge.
But are you sure" he asked, that
you love me for mysef?" How can
sou ask me that, dear?' she reproach 4
.uiiy answered. Il would marry you
even If you hadn't more than $75O,OM
Chicago Record-Hcrald.
Ma, sis Ii just home from the haIr
dresser's, and she's in a tearing rage
What's wrecked her temperY
not sure, but | rather think 1t WasI n
head-on collision caused by mlsplaA
switch. Baltimore American X
Kncker-There are plenty of books
telling how to save life while wall
ing for the doctor. Bocker-Yes. NnS'
we need is one telling the young doc'Oi
how to save his life while waiting lo'
the patient.-Harper's Bazaar. Il
Owner of Motor Car Ito chauneur 4
Have you a recommendation IRON Il
your last employer? Chauffeur-'s. II
sir; but | can get one In the course
a month or 50. Owner of Motor o%
Why the delay? Chaufeur-HeS
the hospital.-Tlt-Bits. u
Judge" said Mrs. Starvem TO
magistrate who had recently con'
board with her, I'm particularly a~
ious to have you try this chicken soup III
Il have tried it," replied the mas"
trate, land my decision Is thal
chicken has proven an allbi' IL" n
cling Mans Magazine. T.
couple OF men were chatting
club smoking room about trlenu
his motor lie seems to DE Fel! ao,
satisfied with It," remarked one ~ :
yes. Hasn't paid copper IN tep
all the nine months he's had IT. NC
me-" HIN! l heard the same 4
from the fellow who's done all ~ :
pairs. Life. .