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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-24

a Ia "ship and Turtle" which was imported
from that well known English public house in
London. It reached here the Oceanic on
wednesday.
w Butler Duncan, president OF the society,
had Ambassador Bryce at his right and Gov
ernor Hughes at his left. Others at the guests
table were:
Dr. Neil MacPhatter. president Canadian Club;
Robert Frater Munroe, st. Andrews Society:
Brigadier General Theodore A. Bingham Her
man A. Metz. Controller; John H. Edwards, AS
slstant Secretary of the Treasury; John H. Fin
lev, IL D.. president College of the City Of New
York: F. Henry Lacombe, Colonel Hugh L.
Scott l. s. A.: Major General Frederick d.
Grant, T. S. A: ex-senator John c. Spooner. OF
Wisconsin,; the Right Rev, Albert E. Joscelyne,
Bishop Coadtutor Of jamaica: Edwin A. Alder
man. president OF the University of Virginia;
ex-Mayor Seth Low; Jacob Gould Schurman,
LII D.. D. Sc, president of Cornell University:
Leslie NJ. Shaw. ex-Secretary OF the Treasury;
Joseph II. Choate. ex-Amercan Ambassador to
the Court OF St. James's: Ex-Governor Levi P.
Morton. Woodrow Wilson, president OF Prince
ton University: Horace Porter, ex-United States
Minister TO France: the Right Rev. George
Worthington. d. D.. Bishop OF Nebraska; Rear
Admiral Joseph B. Coghlan. L. S. N: Admiral
Lord Charles Beresford G. c.. V. O., K. c. B..
commander OF the English Channel fleet; Paul
Morton: Alton B. Parker. ex-chief Judge OF the
Court Of Appeals: Edward Patterson. Postnas-
ter William r. Wilcox the Rev H NJ Mac
Cracker, chancellor Of the University Of the City
Of New York; Sir Caspar Purdon Clarke Patrick
Francis Murphy. J. Z. Grote Higgins. president
OF st. Georges Society; DR.. Walter Eyre Lam
bert. president OF the British Schools and Uni
verslties Club: John Lloyd Thomas. president OF
the st. Davids Society; DR. F. J. Bowies. presi-
dent OF the Canadian Society. and District At
torney William Travers Jerome
Mark Twain sat at one Of the front tables but
when the speaking began went into the galleries
to be. as he said. with the ladies'"
TOAsTs TO PRESIDENT AND KING
After the coffee cups had been pushed aside
| Mr. Duncan proposed combined toast, THE
President OF the United States and King Ed
ward saying:
II IS our hoaored custom 20 toast tho CHEZ Mag
sstIate OF our nation and the august ruler OF the
naton OF or guest.
And propose on this occasion to cornbine-I see
! you sHlle-and admit the word combine Is not
/ especially popular at present.
but are thers any TWO prominent personalities
more interested and active in securing among =
| tons all that Pilgrims stand for-peace on earth
| ana good VIII among mcmillan ara the President
| Of the United states and his imperial majesty
not combine these two IN one toast?
1 ask you, gentlemen, 20 all YOUR Rlasger ana
! rise with and drain a bumper TO the PresiSen1
J and the King.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-24

John p Kelly. former member Of the BcaFc o.
Education figuring in the John c. Sheehan aTati-
Tammany fight. who fell unconscious az the ssG 4s
lyn Bridge entrance Friday morning. Glel 49,
night In the Hudson Street Hospital MI; n.y.
dfty-three years old. He lived az Nc ~ 80 80
u5th street. For the last seventeen yeas ~.
Kelly had been connected with the Mlt.a. -
Insurance Company. He was appoin.ea u-si0sO
OK Tia Board 81 Education hy Mayor ~om
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-03-24
Then Mr.. Duncan said:

This IS a notable occasion, and turning to NJ
Bryce II is YOUR presence here. sir. which makes
II so. 1t Is with the greatest pleasure that ex-
tend 10 you the heertiest welcome which man can
give 10 man. and by permission add the same
from the fair and representative women who have
honored US with their presence here tonight.
You do not come TO US, Mr.. Bryce, as "A stranger
We know you well, and respect YOU the more
because you have shown in your writings such A
comprehension OF rs and Of commonwealth az
has not been exhibited since do TscQueville or
has not at least been formulated My duty. how
ever, IS not to do more than TO welcome YOU.
The honor OF proposing your health devolves
upon your and oar personal friend, the exam
bassador 10 Great Britain, who has lately been
promoted TO be officer OF this society, and IL
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

retary Taft, Senator Murray Crane of Massachusetts probably will be the manager of his campaign. Taft and Crane are close friends and the Massachusetts Senator hopes Taft may be nominated, for he believes The would make great President. Crane is one of the most astute poli- ticians in the Senate. He has been in politics for many years and knows the game thoroughly. He was talked of as the manager of President Roosevelt's campaign for the Presidency; indeed, it is we'll understood that Mir. Roosevelt re- quested him to become the chair man of the National Committee; but he did not care to undertake the work. It is pretty we'll settled that, if Taft should receive the nomination and Crane should be his campaign manager, the cam paign would be conducted along lines not far different from those which Chairman Cortelyou followed in the Roosevelt campaign.
 Who might be the manager of Mir. ;, Fairbanks campaign, in the event he should be nominated, nobody ] knows yet, but it is pretty certain l that he would go outside of his own state of Indiana for national l chairman.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

W. J. BLAIR, Dentist. l01 1.1 Main st. New phone No. 36o.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
Baby Up to Now.

Baby Up to Now. "Oh, for a pair of scales" he said "the baby must be veighed!' Yet none around tie place were found. and all were sore dismayed. For babies must be weighed at once; the neighbors must be told. Yet who would take an infant out the weather being cold? Then rose it's aged grandpapa and got into the game. He had a scheme to tip the beam with baby on the same. No plan was his that flickers up and In it's weakness fails He'd listen for that rasping screech and get the iceman's scales. The iceman in his flannel shirt protested. but m vain; They weighed that infant on his scales and hefted it again, And, 10. even of the greatest freak that on the earth abounds That baby tilted on the scales at forty seven pounds!
 Dallas News
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

big man in my ward I begin pees- ness by cleaning one pair of pants for a customers. When some other don't come in I make 'em come. I hold out inducements. I learn der tricks of der trade. No, Hans, you vhas too old. You don't haf der brains in your head. I vhas sorry for you. but you had bet ter go back to der old country und say dot you vhas a failure.'
 Dot tailor he swells out his chest und puts his hat on his ear und goes away, und I do some thinking. Maype l vhas a failure, und maype l haf a trick cop my sleeve. Dot eavenings before go to bed I make a sign und hang her cop in der window. She reads:
 Free to All Customers.
 "Palmistry! Palmistry. Palmistry She Vhas Free to All Customers. Come Inv'
 Vhell. 1 get cop early und shust haf my breakfast eaten when in comes a He Ifs two blocks avhay. He laughs a leetle und says:
 "Cobbler. dose shoes need fixing oop, und brings 'em to you. What foolish ness vhas dis about palmistry?"
 Ut vhas no foolishness at aI," l says.
 Do you mean dot you>-can tell me something's by my palm?'
 Certainly! Let me haf your hand. An! Your wife vhas dead und you vhas thinking of marrying again.
 "Come, now," he says as he gets red in der face. Some one around here tells you dot my wife dies two years ago."
 Mot at all. I see it in your hand You shall marry again before six months. She vhas an awful nice won- an. She makes you very happy. Dot vhas all.''
 Tt vhas foolishness, of course," he says nit laugh. But when ae goes out he says dot he vhill patrchize my shop right along after dis" don't belief he vhas around der cor ner when womans init two pairs of shoes comes in. She runs 30 fast dot she can hardly speak.
 "Oh, cobbler, but you don't mean it:'' she says.
 For sure! If you vhas customers gif me your hand to look at" But l neffer haf my fortune told before. und maype you tell me dot vhas going to die" "I don't belief so. Let me see. Mo- You shall live to be ninety-three years old. You don't haf some family. You vhas what dey calls a grass widow Your husband runs avhay. Vhell. in two months from now you shall hear dot he is dead. Dot leaves you free to marry again.
 "How wonderful! How wonderful" she says.
 "You are alrehdy in love init anoth- CT mans. You shall marry him und be one of der happiest women in der l land. It looks to me in your hand here dot you shall nave carriage und dia monds."
 "Cobbler. i all dot comes true, do YOU know ylat shall do for you? she says ash she biushes una iaugns. l "No." @ Cali. Him a Nice Man.
 "vhell bring you one hoOndered pairs of she's to inen' easety seal und make all my friends trade init co,, do,'t know when l haf seen a. .,;oo q mo, as you before
 IT. ,,has .ll easy enough. She vhas ., o,,.to,,,r of mine before, but l see her on de nas '''l.s s.. -u ..-...sa 'sn .a .lans who lives three blocks ...so,, ,,, j lends money vhalks in cnd ,s.,.. ;. .1 and md says:
 "Cobbl' f
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
OUR WASHINGTON LETTER

.z ;..s ton, D. C., Feb, 27.-ln the opinion of wise political observ- Hrs no doubt exists that Charles Warren Fairbanks has a running start on all other candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination next year, whetLer other candidates De present or prospective.
 Quitting all consideration of resident Roosevelt as a candidate, t is conceded that Vice President Fairbanks has strengthened mater ally his position as practically voFed candidate during the past ew months. His ability as "mix- r,Ahas astonished his friends. At II times a charming man personal z he has developed qualities as man of the people" which even his gtdmate friends hardly supposed he Assessed.
 Since his election as Vice Presi- sntshe has performed the arduous ldadelicate duties of that office MshannM that has won the admi- don and commendation of all He Mfroved himself one of the best Mpped and most popular Vice sidentsN Nthe. country has had in mNyears. Heretofore, the Vice eSi6ency has been regarded as a Of political graveyard, where NitiOn was buried and hope Rndoned. It is not so with Vice eeident Fairbanks. His service thes Senate won him the respect, ekOMly of that body, but of the htsT; and his performance of dukies as presiding officer of the 9M&as increased that respect on SN2 2des of the Senate chamber R&14s increased, also, the gen. 6liration of his tact and abil-
 e he is man of quite a diff type from the President, he
 F. Roosevelt are excellent
 Both as Senator and Vice
 nt he has stood squarely by
 ht Roosevelt in his policies
 an open secret that he has
 Id out many wrinkles in leg
 questions pending before
 Rte.
 nst not be understood that
 Republican Senators are in
 the II Aomination of MT. Fair
 SomeA are Roosevelt men:
 re Foraker men; some-a
 able number-are Taft
 ut the Vice President has
 ect of all.
 ious bit of information has
 In developed. It is that, in
 ht of the nomination of Sec
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
Proper For Him.

"You announced the text of voFr ser. mon," said the cranky old deacon. "as Let not your right hand know what your left hand doeth'
 "Well?" replied the new niniste1.
 Wei, it should have been. Let not your left hand know what your right hand doeth'''
 But I'm left handed" - Catholic Standard and Times.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
The Simple Question.

The Simple Question.
 Prosecuting Attorney-Now, sir. did you or did you not on the date in ques- tion or at any other time say to the defendant or any one else that the statement imputed to you and deniel by the plaintiff was a matter of no ;-s ment or otherwise? Answer me. yes or no.
 BewIdered Witness - Yes or no what ?-Harper's Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

PINE BLUFF IRON WORke
 General Founders and MachInAsta
 Brass and Iron Castings and AA chine Repairing. Stock of all atAno ard goods and castings carried m stock all the time. Locomotives oD zines and Boilers Repaired. L.,ni distance telephones, day. A76; nigb' 334. Pine Bluff, Arkansas Note We operate our machine shop botl day and night
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
Wasting Bait.

George she said, before we were married you were always giving me presents. Why don't you ever bring me anything now?'
 My dear" replied George, did you ever hear of fisherman giving bait to fish he had caught?'' Then the kettle boiled Over.-Tit- -Bits
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
THE DAILY GRAPHIC, PINE BLUFF, ARKANSAS, WEDNEsD1

vhaS going to take em to a dagO, but he cheats me der last time. You may take 'em Dis vhas fine weather, eh? "Werry fine" "Und pecsness vhas good?"
 "I can't make some complaints"
 'Oh by der vhay. what about dis palmistry? It's fake, of course something to catch silly women"
 Let me took your hand und see Your wife vhas not well womans You go out nights a great deal You haf children. but you vhas not happy Sometimes you think dot if you vhas married again.
 You can stop right dere,' he says. 'Vhell, it vhas ill your hand; also dot a tall womans init blue eyes unG light hair
 He pulls his hani arhay und walks around der shop und whistles llnd den says to me:
 "Cobbler. you shall tell nopody what you saw in my hand"
 "Of course not. It yhas strictly con fidential"
 Warned to Be Careful.
 "If you tell somepody break your neck. If you tell nopody bring all my shoes here to be repaired" Den it vbas womans again. know dot her husbands keeps a grocery und l know dot she flirts init other men, see her do it on der street ear one time 1 myself. She comes tripping in und says:
 "Cobbler, I haf some shoes to be mended, und, hearing dot you vhas q 1 good workman und a Christian man, bring 'em to you. l never patronize robbers and murderers if I know it.''
 '"Thanks. ma'am."
 q don't come in about dot palmistry, of course, but now dot am here may ask what about it?'
 "She vhas all right, ma'am.' 'Vhere you learn it?'
 "In der Black forest, in Germany"
 "Oh. never see dot kind before. Here vhas my hand. Tell me how she vhas."
 Madam" l says after looking at her hand about minute, you vhas ad- mired by many men,
 "How foolish! Ha, ha, haw she laughs.
 "Your husband vhas a good mans, but he vhas too slow. He don't half appreciate you"
 Flush! Tush"'
 "You should haf been der wife of gentleman und rich mans. You l eI hot io 1c h; und go to Europe You should be out in society, where all can see und ad mire I belief dot more ash one hoon dered men in dis city admire you"
 You must not talk such things she says, init laugh und blush. "Vhell shall bring in more shoes. 1 see il vhas true dot you vhas good mans und Christian
 She goes out init a goodby, but in { minute she comes back und says:
 By der vhay, don't speak to some body about me-"
 "Of course not'
 Calls PaImistry a Fake.
 "Palmistry is all fake, of course but if you should tell others what yo, haf told me it would get to my bus band, und he wouldn't like it a leetl bit. I may tell you dot he is jealous of me, though l never gave him tn slightest cause. shall depend ol you.'
 How many folks do you belief com, in dot day? Over thirty, und all ha shoes to mend und hear some palmis try. When night had come dot leetl tailor shows cop to see if vhas in de poorhouse When he sees all dem shoe und hears my story he looks at me . long time und den says:
 "Vhell, 1t seems dot even fool cal get along in American M. QUAD.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
Described Him Exactly.

You're looking for new quarters. aren't you:' inquired Kiader at the breakfast table,
 Yes replied the talkative boarder "Why:"
 Heres an ad in the paper that should interest you particularly: To rent: nice room for gent with gas '"- Philadelphia Press.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
DERGERMAN NCOBBLER
Turns to PaImistry as a Means of Increasing His Business.
MAKES A SUCCESS AT IT TCG,
Tells a Woman Customer Many Nice Things About Herself, and She Com piiments Him HiehIy-No Peorhouse For Hans Just Yet.

Copyright, 1907, by M. NJ. Cunningham Dot leetle German tailor comes into my shop der odder day when I don't haf much to do und looks around und says to me:
 Hans, gif her oop."
 "Vhat yhas it?' l says.
 eff cop der cobbler peesness und go back to Germany. You don't under stands der American peoples und can neffer get along here'
 But can I make man come to my shop if he don't want to?"
 "Of course you can. Dot vhas der secret of sooccess. Dot vhas der way I make all my money und vhas now a
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
BUSINESS DIRECTORY

sooS merit liberal of
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-08-15
WOMEN AND TOTS DROWNED
LAKE cAYuGA STEAMER CATCH
Es FIRE AND EIGHT LIVES
ARE LOST.

Auburn, N. Y, July 3O.-The steam.
boat Frontenac was burned and beach.
ed opposite Farley's Point, at Lake
Cayuga, Saturday and eight lives were
lost. The victims were all women and
children passengers and all were
drowned.
Several other passengers were Sc.
verely burned before the boat could be
beached. The Frontenac, an old side.
wheeler, double-deck craft, which has
piled between Ithaca and Cayuga on
Lake Cayuga for twenty-five years, left
the former place for the upper lake
points. carrying fifty passengers and
q crew OF twelve men.
In mtdlake. fire broke out in the en-.
CINE room. and famed by a stiff north.
east wind spread quickly to the after
section Of the boat. The crew of
twelve men behaved we'll, fighting
the flames at first, but seeing that
nothing could save the boat they turn.
ed their attention to the passengers.
Life preservers were put on every
one that could be found in the brief
time, but in spite of these efforts eight
women and children persisted. Cant.
Brown directed the work Of the crew
and was the last to leave the burning
boat
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-08-15
spo.Ls OF AUSTRIAN COURT.
How They Are Divided Among the At.
tendant sUpon Royalty.

tendant sUpoa Royalty.
Court etiquette in Austria is more
stringent than in other European
courts.
The attendants come in for large
perquisites, as comestible articles are
never allowed to appear twice on the
royal tables. 1t must be a good thing
to be one of these attendants. as to one
man falls all the unco:ked bottles, to
another the wine left in the glasses
and the game. fish. and sweets are
equally divided in the same way.
Each morning market is held in
the basement IT the palace. where the
Viennese come to purchase the re-
mains of the banquet.
This custom is revival of one that
obtained great favor in the Middle
Ages Then the great lords of the land
were not above accepting the remains
of feast and the lord chancellor was
entitled to the ends of one large candle
and forty small ones each day.
He in his turn made capital of this
perquisite and undoubtedly his ex.
chequer was greatly increased by it at
the end Of the year.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-08-15
No RELIEF FROM EczeMA
For Over Two Years-Patent Medl.
cines, Quack Cures and Doctors
Faii-cuticura Succeeds.

II was very badly sffiicted with ecze-
ma -for-more than two years. The
parts affected We're my limbs below
the knees. tried all the physicians
in the town and some in the surround.
ing towns, and also tried all the pat
ent remedies that heard of, besides
all the cures advised by old women
and quacks, and found no relief what.
ever until commenced using the Gu
ticura Soap. Cuticura Ointment, and
Cuticura Resolvent. In the Cuticura
Remedies /. found immediate relief,
and was soon sound and we'll. c. ".
Beltz, Tippecanoe, Ind, Nov. Is, '05."
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-08-15
STRANGE FUNERAL DIRECTIONS.
Man Who Wanted Books In HE Coffin
Burial Robe Of Scarlet elk.

Man Who Wanted Books In HE Coffin
/ Burial Robe Of Scarlet elk.
Sir James ColQuhoun, whose recent.
~ proved will contains direction that
his body should be dressed for burial
/ In evening costume, was one Of the
men who have made unconventional
arrangements for their interment.
One OF the most singular of these
testamentary directions was that of
John Underwood OF Whittlesea, whose
body, fully dressed. was placed in a
green coffin. Under; his head was
placed copy of Horace. his feet rest.
ed on Bentley's Milton" Bentley's
Horace" was placed beneath his bacl.
and on his right and left sides were a
third Horace and Greek Testament.
Mrs. Margaret Cousins of Cuxton, in
Kent, made her last journey attired in
flaming dress of scarlet silk, and q
coal hover of Tong, near Leeds Zone
Jack Hustler), was laid to rest with
his head pillowed on a lump of coal
cad with his pipe and tobacco by his
Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-08-15
lsss. Brand. Vanilla and vanil!in

lS66. Brand, Vanilla and Vanillin
Tonka and Coumarin Flavoring Elk
tract. Producer or jobber, George
r. Newell & Company, Minneapolis
MINI. Not as repreAented.
1854. Brand, Vanilla Extract, "Tropi.
cal" Producer or jobber, Atwood &
Steele Company, Chicago, Ill. For
eign color present; not standard.
l602. Brand. Flavoring Of Vanillin,
.Coumarin and Caramel, "Welnoan."
Producer or jobber. Foley Brothers
& Kelly, st. Paul, Nina. Colored to
initiate pure vanilla.
4612. Brand, Extract Of Vanilla.
bulky Retailer, 8. l.. Harris,
Cakes, N. d. Contains foreign col
or; not standard.
1850. Brand, Vanilla Extract. (By
reQuest.) From George Fi:ie, Far.
60, N. ID. Color, foreign caramel.
Not official
MisceIIaneous-lllegal.
1922. Brand, Dairy MIX. From w. H.
Osborne, Dazey, N. D. Not stand.
ard.
1851. New England Cider Keeper.
Producer or jobber, Z. T. Webb.
Jackson. Mich. Contains benzoate
Of soda.
1879. Brand, Milk. Dairy. From T. B.
Whipple: Devils Lake. N. ID. Not
Standard.
l424. Brand, Buckwheat Flour. Sent
in by James Shea. Bathgate. N. D.
Contains wheat starch; not pure.
1923. Brand. Lard. Sent in by G: NJ.
Ziebach, Fort Totten, N. d. Back
lard with beef stearin; not standard
1861. Brand, Butter Color. From La
Moure Creamery Company. La
Moure. N. d. A coal tar color.
1854. Brand, Cottolene. Producer or
jobber, The N. K. Fairbank Com.
pany, Chicago, III. Cotton-seed
stearin and beef stearin. Not prop
erly labeled.
4614. Brand, Milk. Dairy. From 8. R.
w. Pickard, Niagara, N. D. Not
standard.
4643. Brand. Dried Apples. Producer
or jobber, Fargo Mercantile Com.
pany, Fargo, N. d. Are bleached and
not properly dried.
1857. Brand, Apples mo. ~ Pro.
Queer or jobber, Park, Grant & Nor.
ris. Fargo, N. d. Supplies trace.
Questionable.
1866. Brand, Ice Cream. Producer or
jobber. George Prize, Fargo. N. D.
Not standard.
1867. Brand, Ice Cream. Producer or
jobber, Waldorf Pharmacy, Fargo.
Short measure; not standard.
1868. Brand, Ice Cream. Producer or
jobber, P. ]. Bergquist, Fargo, N. d.
Not standard and short measure.
1889. Brand, Dairy Milk. Sent in by
Mrs. R. Amundson, Hillsboro, N. D.
Not standard; watered or skinned.
4457. Brand. Quaker Oats. Producer
or jobber. American Cereal Com.
pany, Chicago, Ill. Not properly la,
beled.
1868. Brand, Olive OH, Labeled de
Luxe Salad OIL" Producer or Job.
Der, Gaussle 6 Grant, st. Thomas,
N. D. Contains sesame oil. Not
olive oil.
1871. Brand, Dried Apples. Sent in
by Mrs. A. NJ. Beede, Rolla, N. D.
Turned green on soaking in water.
Trace Of tin present. Questionable.
State of North Dakota, County of
Billings.-ss.
/, j. A. McGregor, auditor of the
county of Billings, state of North Da-
kota, do hereby certify that the fol-
lowing is a full and complete list OF
all adulterated and misbranded food
products, certified to me for publica-
tiOn by F.. F. Ladd, chemist of the
North Dakota government agricultural
experiment station and food commits
sioner for North Dakota, on the 18th
day Of July, 1907.
Given under my hand and seal this
18th day of July. 1907
J.. A. MGREGOR,
(SeaD County Auditor.