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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
HIS sUckET-sHoP EXPERIENCE
Uncle Reuben Got Left No Matter
How the Market Went.

1--WE alius had curiosity to know
what a bucket shop was" said Uncle
Reuben as he got back from the ,ity
and was waiting for his mail at the
postofiice, "and when got up towr to-
day | asked a policeman to direct me
to one.
Mister says / to teller whGn !
got inside, is this what you call a
bucket shop?'
ct is he replied. We keep all
kinds of buckets here
GLOW much for a dozen"
"'Want to buy 'em on spec?'
"T reckon
"All risht. You put up So and
come In half an hour later
81 give up my 50 and took stroll"
said Uncle Reuben, "and was back
there within an hour.
Buckets went down after you eft,
says the feller, and you've lost your
So. Better put In two more and see II
you can't hit the market.
81 handed over two more and took
another stroll. When | got back the
Teller says TO me:
"Buckets went up after you left
and sou have lost your So
"Buckets went down and lost, and
buckets went up and lost. How does
a Teller ever make anything?'
"Oh, you buy a well to go with
your bucket says he. Gimme 81 and
take another walk"
But you sidn't?' was asked.
mot muchl ! hunted around and
found a place where they was holdin'
markdown sale on hot.water bags
and got dozen for 80 cents apiece,
They beat packets all to smash for
carryin' hot water around the house!-
Baltimore American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
COFFEE THREsHEp HER.
IS Long Years.

For over fifteen years." writes a
patient, hopeful little Ills. woman,
"while a coffee drinker, suffered
from Spinal Irritation and Nervous
trouble. | was treated by good physi-
clans, but did not get much relief.
Il never suspected that coffee might
be aggravating my condition. was
downhearted and discouraged, but
prayed daily that l might find some.
thing to help me.
Several years ago while at
friends house, / drank cup of Post
UNI and thought / had never tasted
anything more delicious.
From that time on / used Postum
instead of coffee, and soon began to
improve in health, so that now / can
walk half dozen blocks or more with
ease, and do many other things that
/ never thought l would be able to
do again in this world
my appetite is good, / sleep well,
and find life worth living, indeed. A
lady of my acquaintance said she did
not like Postum, 1t was SO weak and
tasteless.
81 explained to her the difference
when It is made right--boiled accord
ing to directions. She was glad to
know this because coffee did not agree
with her. Now her folks say they ex.
pect to use Postum the rest of their
lives" Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle Greek, Mich. Read the little
book, 1.-THE Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs. There's a reason"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Queer Idea OF a Joke.

It is alleged that an English gentle
man once told of great joke he play
ed on q friend He was coming along
the street with some companions and
he discovered his friends house ON
fire, with his friend In the third story
window shouting for help. Jump"
he cried. Jump! Well old q blan-
ket for you" What was the joker
the nearer asked. why" the Eng
lishman replied. I'VE 'ad no blanket
Mt all"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
No Longer Needed Periodical.

The bookkeeper of sportsman's
publication received letter one day
from an old subscriber, stating that he
had long read 1t with interest and was
aware that 1t was time to renew his
subscription. but did not wish to do
so, as he would not need 1t In tho
future. It was not noticed that tho
postmark was that OF town in which
state prison was located, but the
postscript was eloquent, 1t said: "P.
ST. am to be hung next week."-For-
est and Stream,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Workhouse Romance,

An interesting workhouse romance
has just been brought to light In
Brighton, England. A patient in the
infirmary, a colored man. was placed.
by curious coincidence. in the bed
next man who was recognized by the
negro as his old master. The white
man had been wealthy planter In the
West Indies. and. after squandering
large sums OF money. rapidly descend.
ed. until he was Brighton pauper.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
loulcaI Enulish,

I paused to talk to fishmonger.
"Fishmonger," said /, pleasantly, why
do you fishmong?"
He answered with cordial smile.
II fishmong because my father fish.
mang before me-"
"And have you been fishmonging
long?" I asked further.
YES" was the reply. 81 have fish.
mong for seven years come Michael.
mas"
"You are a worthy fishmonger,"
responded. land I'm sure you always
mong the best of fish. "-Life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Each Mana DUTY.

Each one OF us Is bound to make
the little circle in which he lives bet
ter and happier: each of US is bound
to see that out Of that small circle
the widest good may flow; each Of
US may have fixed In his mind the
thought that out Of single household
may flow influences which shall slim
ulate the whole commonwealth and
the whole civilized world.-Dean
Stanley.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
MORTALITY REPORT
CONSUMPTION AND PNEUMONIA
HEAD DEATH LIST.
Statistics Show That the Greatest
Number Of Deaths From Lung
Trouble Occur In Winter,

The Bureau Of Census has published
a report presenting mortality statistics
for the United States for the FIVE cal.
endar years 1900 to 1904.
AS shown in the table, tuberculosis
OF the lungs and pneumonia were by
far the leading causes of death. The
greatest number of deaths from lung
trouble occur during the winter
months. Colds are so prolific of lung
trouble that they should not be neg.
lected. Persons with weak lungs
should be especially careful.
A noted authority on lung trouble
advises that as soon as a cold is con.
tracted the following simple treatment
should be given. The ingredients can
be purchased from any prescription
druggist at small cost and easily pre-.
pared Ia your own home. It is said to
be so effective that 1t will break up a
cold in twenty-four hours and cure any
cough that Is durable.
Take one-half ounce Virgin Oil of
Pine (Pure>. two ounces Of Glycerine
and eight ounces of good Whisky
Shake we'll and take in teaspoonful
doses every four hours.
Be sure that the Virgin Oil of Pine
(Pure) Is in the original half-ounce
walls. which are put up expressly for
druggists to dispense. Each vial is Sc
curely sealed in a round wooden case,
with engraved wrapper, with the name
Virgin oil Of Pine (Pure)
teed under the Food and Drugs Act,
June 30, 1906. prepared only by Leach
Chemical CO., Cincinnati, O.-plainly
printed thereon. There are many rank
limitations of Virgin OIL OF Pine (Pure)
which are put out under various
names. such as Concentrated OIL Of
Pine, Pine Balsam, etc. Never accept
these as a substitute for the Pure Vir-
gin OIL Of Pine, as they will invariably
produce nausea and never effect the
desired result.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
The Muqger's Attendants.

While ciambering up noticed what
looked like the hulk Of ship, about
400 yards away, says a writer in the
London Field. 1t turned out to be q
monster crocodile; it must, without
exaggeration. have been 81 or 2S feet
long, and in its close vicinity were five
or six small muggers, looking like q
bodyguard. l was afterward told by
an old Cawnpore resident that they
actually act as such, and give warn.
ing of any approaching danger to their
overload.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Women Alternatives

Some women frankly admit that
they hate pandering to the bumptious
youth of the day, but that II they snub
him, as he frequently deserves to be
snubbed, they get left without part
ners at dances or any one to talk to
at teas" which is only another proof
OF the fact that man and not woman
dictates to society In England
Ladies' Field.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Illness from Ozone.

Serious gastric troubles among
workmen In large electric plants are
attributed by German authority to
ozone poisoning and not to electric
radiations, Ozone is produced In large
quantities. and with atmospheric nj.
trogen 1t forms nitric acid. explaining
the acid taste often noticed. An ef-
fective remedy Is free ventilation and
separation OF high.tension apparatus
from workrooms.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
South Carolina Game Cocks to Mexico.

South Carolina Game Cocks to Mexico.
Mr.. 8. VI. Pickens Is now shipping
IL game cocks to Mexico, for which he
receives eight dollars each, says the
Anderson Intelligencer. He has also
an order for 100 at five dollars each,
and so at eight dollars each, aggregat-
ing $685. Mr.. Pickens has a large
number Of fine chickens at different
walks In the county, and is getting to-
gether the $50 for the 1896 order.
The br,e1s raised by Mr.. Pickens
are the CHM grays and the Warhorse.
They are excellent pit cocks and Sc
lected and bred to stand steel.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
she Never Could Master II.

"Talkin about spellin'," said Mrs.
Clubberley. the French are the worst
yet. They can't even spell common,
every day names twicet the same way.
We met soldier In Paris by the
name Of John Darn and he spelled
his first name Gen. Then heard
them talkin' good deal over there
about somebody else by the name OF
John Dark. and he spelled 1t Jean
oh. I'd just go crazy IL had to learn
that gibberish.'
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
The HALLMARK Of oeolus,

Music is not the only art whose
high priests" so to speak wear long
hair There have been many cases Of
great artists. great writer's. and 20 on.
who have gone about with their locks
unshorn-in fact, long hair may al
most be said to be the hallmark Of
virtuosi generally. no matter what d.
rection their talent takes.--Dr. Fred
eric Cowen, In Strand Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
How 10 convine. a Man.

In dealing with others in the intel
lectual region, the objects should be
not to convince. but to get people to
state their own views, and to realize
that unless man converts himself
no one else can. The method should
be not to attack conclusions, but to
ask patiently for the evidence upon
which these conclusions are based
A. G., Benson.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Valencia Fete Day Costume.

In Valencia. on the fete days. the
little girls have their hair dressed just
exactly like that Of their older sisters.
having the front locks parted and
cooled up into wheel at each temple.
and the hack hair deliberately ar
ranged from the nape OF the neck to
a few inches above the head. the
coiffure being held secure by fancy
pins,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09

Learn to relax the muscles OF the
eye. Till you have practised and at
tanned the art you can have no con.
ception Of the relief and restfulness.
BY saving power. you have in reserve.
ready for use. more power for concen.
tration.-Eustace Miles, in G. b. Fry's
Magazine.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Rats Saved Human Lives.

The squealing and scampering OF
rats aroused from their sleep the oc'
cupants of two burning cottages at
Mount Hawke, Cornwall, England
Just in time to escape.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Handsome Bridal Coach.

A bridal coach costing $1,000 has
been finished by Bridgeport Comm
manufacturer for liveryman at
Pittston, Pa. The vehicle is uphol.
stored, silk curtained, wood carved,
gilt trimmed and has 20 hearts on 1t.
There are heart-shaped windows, two
large hearts for the dashboard and the
rear springs are heart-shaped. Two
Cupids surmount the lamps.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
home-Made Mucllade.

A muscilage that will keep well and
will remain elastic even when It has
dried may be made by dissolving one
part Of salicylic acid in 20 parts OF soft
soap and three parts Of glycerin. This
mixture should be shaken well and
then added to paste of gum arabic
apd water.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09

For the moment she could see nothing
Of Max" she said, perhaps he has
waited at the landing place on the
mainland till the storm should abate-
though that were scarce like him,
either"
Joan and Conrad spoke they scarce
knew what, all for the pleasure Of
eye answering eye, and the subtle
fiattery of voices that altered by the
millionth of tone each time they ad-
dressed one another. Theresa an.
swered vaguely but sufficiently and
allowed herself to dream, till to her
yearning gaze honest sturdy Werner
grew misty and his bluff figure re-
solved itself into tlrat nobler and
more hngly which Tor years had
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Queer, Indeed!

"The face OF the returns" said the
chairman OF the meeting, Shows 67
ayes and no noes" What a queer
looking face that must be- remarked
an old lady In the back row.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Relfast,s Iinen rrads.

Belfast, the Chicago Of Ireland, has
q linen manufacturing trade that
amounts to more than 100000, 900
year.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
claimant rakea Collection.

An elephant takes up the collection
Ia some OF the Hindoo temples. It
goes around with basket extended
from its trunk.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09
Immense Sum for Armament.

At the present moment the coun.
tries of Europe are spending on their
armies and navies as much as $4,000.
900 a day.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09


a princess. He has tasted love and
known sacrifice. II he dies 1t will be
for the sake of his sisters honor.
IT'S no bad record for twenty years.
These things he will count high above
fame and length of days."
The little company which set out
from Isle Rugen to ride to CORTLAND
had no thought or intention of rescu.
ing Maurice Won Lynar by force Of
arms. They knew their own impot.
ence far too exactly.
If her remuneration Of her dignities
were laughed at, as she feared, there
' as nothing for Joan but to deliver
herself to Prince Louis. She had re-
solved to promise to be his wife and
princess in all that It concerned the
outer world to see. Their provinces
would be anited, Kernsberg and Ho.
henstein delivered into his hand.
On his part, Werner Won Orseln was
prepared to point out to the Prince
of Courtlano that with Joan as his
wife, and the armies and ievies of
Hohenstein added to his own under
the SparhawK's leadership. he would
be In a position to do without the
aid of the Prince Of Muscovy alto
gether. Further, that In case of at
tack from the north, not only Plassen-
burg and the Mark, but all the Teu-
tonic Bond must rally to his side.
Conrad, who was intimately &C.
quainted with the character Of his
brother, and who knew how entirely
he was under the dominion Of Prince
Ivan. had resolved to use all powers
ecclesiastical and secular, which his
position as titular Prince Of the
Church put within his reach.
ITO be continued.)
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09

Youths lmpatlence.
A barrier, to colt, means some
thing to jump over.-Deland.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-03-09

Real Education.
He Is educated who is master Of
himself and of his task.-Peabody.
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03
COZY HOME S.

The discovery Of new wick princi-
ple-so effective ana yet SO simple
that's lis a wonderno one thought IF
it befOre-has 80 revolutionized the
manufacture OF heaters and lamps
that explosions, smoke and smell,
caused by imperfect wick arrange
ment may safely be regarded as
things Of the past.
This wick attachment is TO be found
On the Perfection Oil Heater. Inter
esting tests show that, although the
heater gives intense heat, the wick
cannot be turned too high or TOO low
absolute safety being assured. One
other feature which is worthy of men,
ton q the smokeless device which
prevents all smoke and odor. The
portability of the heater also COM
mends it for general household use.
Heater IS very light and can be easily
carried about. Its simple operation.
useful in heating water and warming
cold rooms make it a most handy and
useful article in any home. This
heater is 50 far superior to other oil
heater. and IS Of such fair price that
, its universal adoption is but a matter
parlor. OF bedroom.
The Perfection Oil Heater and the
Dayo r ANN form a c0r,,inatiOn that
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03

DINING ROOM CLOSED

The dining room at Shaw's Springs
has been closed to the public until
further notice as it is Impossible to
accommodate outtide guests until the
new building is completed. Baths
may be secured as before. o1t2
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

In the District Court of the First
Judi ciA District of the State of Ne
Estate Of Frances Cochran,
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03

DRY PASTURAGE-100 acres Of
dry pasture. Stock 81 a mead monln,
Apply at this office. II
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03

Ladies shampooing and massage,
electric apparatus, private rooms, Ar
lington Barber Shop.
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03

For Rent-FFurnished room with
bath. Gentleman only. Apply at
607 west Spear street. n30w
.Wanted:-A load of nut pine or
limb wood: apply this office.
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03
ElO9 or COUNTY AU01003.
ormsby County, Ns~a1a.

To the Hanarable. the Board e Onaa-
ty coniaisnerv Gentlemen:
In ea0UlAace with the law, here
ing receipts and disbursements of
Ormsby County, during the quarter
ending Sspt -, 1906
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03

Dick Bright has two of the best
in the business attending
to the desires of his friends at the old
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03
OFFICIAL COUNT OF
STATE FUNDS
STATE Or NEVADA
County af Crmsby, SIS.

County 81 Ormsoy, SIS.
Jonn Sparks aud James q.
SweenLy -Nng duly sworn, severaIly
say they are members of the Board
of Examiners of the State of Ne
vada that on the 10th lay Of Dec.
1906, they (ai>er having ascertained
from the books OF the State Con
troller the amount CT nancy which
should be in the treasury made an
official examination and count of the
money and vouchers for money in the
State Treasury Of Nevada and found
same correct as follows:
Coin s319,516 As
Paid Coin Vouchers not re
turned to Controller 2I,55i Il
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03
Deceased.

Notice is hereby given that the I'M
dersigned, Ellen H. Friend, was, on
the 18th day of September, 1906, duly
appointed and qualified as admins
traitor of the estate of Frances Coch-
ran, deceased.
All creditors OF, and all persons
having claims against the said de-
ceased are hereby notified to file them
with the necessary vouchers within
three months after the first publication
OF this notice, with the Clerk of the
above entitled court at tho Office in
Carson City, Ormsby county, Nevada.
Dated September Is. 1905.
ELLEN Il FRIEND,
administrator OF said Estate
". WOODBURY.. Attorney for estate.
Date Of first publication, Sept IS, 1906
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03
PICTURE FRAMES.

Picture frames and stretCheTS made
to order.
FIXTURES framld or bound.
Latest styles OF Mould.ngs viii be
kept on hand.
Prices reasonable-Work satisfac,
tory.
The daily appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-03

J. S. ALBRO,
los South Carson Stop. Capitol.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-29
THOUSANDS PAY TRIBUTE
TO BELOVED WOMAN
Throngs Pass Through Home of
Late Mrs. Mckinley; Fu-
neral Services Today.

CANTON, Ohio, May 2s.-Eight
thousand people passed through the
Mckinley home this afternoon and
viewed the body Of Mrs. William Me
Kinley Cantonians paid their tribute
in the best way they could, since the.
privilege of any funeral decorations in
the, city or any general municipal par:
ticipation in the ceremonies had been
denied them. IT. had been stated that
admission to the home would be from:
ever, women and children lined UP in
front of the house waiting to pass By
the casket. The doors were opened at
2;20, and from that time until $50 the
people paid silent but sorrowful trlb
ute TO the woman they loved. The
casket rests in the room and in the
same place where the body of Presi-
dent Mckinley was placed while in
the family home,
The funeral services tomorrow after
noon, beginning AT 2 o'clock, will be
simple and brief. DR. Buxton, present
pastor Of the First Methodist Episco
pal church, and DR.. Holiness. former
pastor, will have charge. Four musi-
cal selections will be sung at the sery-
ice. The same music As was used at
the funeral of the late President Nc
kinley. Beautiful Isle Of Some
where ''Lend, Kindly Light, and
Nearer. My God, to Thee, will be
rendered by quartette,
Mrs. Clark and Mrs. Green will sing
duet. "The Angel" by Rubensteiu.
The President and party are to arrive
here at l2:45, and wiil proceed to the
residence rf .Irstice William r. DAY,
then to tho Mckinley residence, in
the funeral cortege to the cemetery the
President s carriage will follow the
family carriage; rcxt in order will he
officials representing the State and city.
The ritual services at the vault in
Westlawn cemetery will be brief. Pres
ident Roosevelt will Immediately there
after go to his train and leave for In
d,ahapolis.
Vice President Fairbanks arrived
this morning. Governor Harris and
other State officers Will come on a
special train tomorrow,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-29
STEVE ADAMS LIKELY
TO REFUSE To TESTIFY
Sheriff Is Busy Gathering Up
Third Special Nenire for
the Haywood Case.

BOISE, Ida, May 2s.-None of the
talesmen of the third special venire
ordered in the Steunenberg case was
summoned today. The list was In part
prepared and the first of the summons
will be served tomorrow. Sheriff Hud
gin plans 10 complete service of the 81
citizens included in the venire by noon
on Thursday, in order to give them all
ample time to present themselves in
court by Friday morning. The mon Of
the veuire are TO be watched TO prev emit
any attempt to improperly approach
them, and when they present themselves
in court will be cautioned against dis
cu5sing the case with anyone.
Counsel on both sides were in CON
ference today on work connected with
th" iurther, examination nj Jurors and
thr actual trial of the case. The State
has Ctcided TO r.3li Stove N.iams rs 4
witness. but the explanation now is
that he will enter n general refusal to
testify. Arrangements TO bring hrl
here have not been made. and probably
VIII not until shortly before he is to
b. called 10 the stand.