The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-04-09
WHITE HOUSE DISCIPLINE
Recent White House Events ReccIi the Treat
ment Cen Miles Received From the President


e. route from Southern waters 10 New
- oIk His observation, therefore, on
tt Rooscvelt-Harrjman controversy
arc necessarily delayed. But in lieu Of
"a fresh letter, we print below as ap-
Iropriate, Mr.. Dooley's comments
u printed some years ago upon the re-
buke administered to Gen. Miles by
the President.
Talking to MIR. Hcnncsscy about the
cangcr Of making call at White
House "rayccption' Mr.. DooIcy OBJ
served:
MAN an boy Hinnissy I've taken
..fr1anny Il chauSt on me life, but I'd as
4 1avc think iV dcclarin tn sintiminls "
nc heart in an Orange meetin as
& dhroppin' in FIR a socyal call at what
E9HOgan calls tn Executive mansion.
avfhat is. if was q goVcrmint cmplyec,
(which | amt, haVin' been born wrong.
M ''Ih' time was Whin man lost his
#Job an his heart to tn priSidint 1T tn
Msame time. A reprOOf was admins
#thered 10 him with chloryform lie
woke up an rubbed his eyes am SAYS
#'Whcre am / ~ an tn polisman says:
a#'Ya're in an ash bar'l' He come firm
tn White House with tears in his eyes
#an was toI ne was out iV Wurruk. But,
I'd 1iinnissy, tn prisint occupant iV tn
81 NJ hite House IS a hCartier person. a
IS #IC proof fr' m him is tn same thing as
"a compound fracture. a wurrud iv
@ caution Will lay man up f'r a week
81 an u severe riprimand will sind him
~ Through life with q wooden leg.
There was me frind, Gin'ral Miles
VI No more gallant sojer iVer dhreW his
u soord to cut out a patthcrn f'r Il coat
thin Gin'ral Miles. He's hunted tn
Apachy, tn Sioux tn Arapahoo, tn
II CGmanChee, tn Congressman an
81 ether Sava@cs iV tn plane; he's faced
"a death an promotion in iVry form. an
no harm come to him till he Wint up
81 tn White House stairs or maybe twas
"a till he come down. AnnyhoW, Gin'ral
Miles was pursooin' tn thrue coorse "
"a nachral Warryor an enlightenin tn
sWurruld on tn things he happened to
think iv. 'Tis what is ixpicted iv him
III We don't read him We don't know
III !, hats soin on in tn wurruld Ivry
III Sundah / pick up me pa-aper an hur-
Atry through tn articles on what $ q
IT Suitable Christmas gift fr tn hired
Girl who'll pizen tn soup if she gets
s# three yards iv calico, be Winnyfield
Scott Schley, an what ought to be
done FIR tn Chince, be Cap. Mahan,
@an' get down to what Gin'ral Miles
thinks. ',Fis always good an full iV
I'm eaty advice Is Mars Inhabited -
s+ "Th' future iv tn Co1umbya river sal
s# mon Is white lead good fr tn COM
sFS lit'!iAb1I. w lt'it w Uti j to II IiStli 81
a# millyion dollars an it was So Eng
III lands supremacy in Cochin China,
# Pink CATERS as q necessity " war
# fare. Is tn Umpire shoulders gon'
# out? Waist measurements iv warriors
# have met an so on. Gin'ral Miles
va il tn >on'y in-an'-Out. up an down,
sS catch-as-catch-can, white, red or
N black, With or without. journylist we
@ have left On amy subject firm stove
s8 polish TO sun worship. I'd take tn
81 Wurrud iv me frind Gn'ral Miles be
II fure tn man that made tn goods.
u "TWas that got him into throuble.
# Wan day afther inSpictin' tn army,
# Ginral Miles give Il chat to wan iv his
Nh faV' rite journals on what he thought
AID about tn navy, him bein a great au-
# thority on navy affairs befure steam
I'D G. me in. | don't know what tn diVVie
Nj he said an l don't care, fr me mind
N was made up long ago. anivrybody
@ that don't agree with me is little bet
s# ther thin thraitor or a coWrd. But
~ annyhoW he give his opinyion, an
M aither SiVin' it he took his bonnet out,
s had a goold beater in to fix up tn
- cpylets got tn ilicthric lights goin' in
g tn buttons, found tn right pair iV
# blue an pink pants, pulled ON tn
shoes With tn silver bells, harnessed
@ to his manly hips tn soord with the
# forget on tn handle an
x pranced over to tn White House. As
VI he Wint up tn hall, he noticed an at
A mOsphere iV what Hogan calls cold
a hatOor, fr wan iV tn durekeepers saio
s tn priSidnt Wasn't home an another
s# lightly kicked him as he passed, bu1
# like a Sojer he Wint on to tn East
IA lGom where Mr.. ROsenfelt, tn pa
apers tells me, shtud in front iv tn
fireplace, ncrVOusly pluciIin Sicrets
& Gage be tn beard. I've come says
# Cln'ral Miles, to pay me rayspcts tC
A# tn head iV tn naytion.' Thank We,
# says tn prisdint, IN do tn same fl
ssa tn head iV tn army he says, bOunc-
in a coal scutte on tn Vethran's nel-
III met. 'Gin'ral, l don't like yc'er recen
s# Conduct he says, sindn' tn right t.
# tn pint iv tn jaw. we've been in In
& army forty years. he says, pushin' hi
head into tn CRATE, an We Shud know
taht an officer who criticiZes his fellow
q officers, save in tn reg'lar way that i
to say in a round robin, is guilty iV
dinnaW what he says, feedin' hin
With his soord. I am FORCED to adj
ministher yc a severe reproof.' h
says. Is that what this is say
Gin'ral Miles. 1T is says tn prisi
oint. 1 thought it was capital punish
% mint says Gin'ral Miles as he win
# out through TIL window pursooed be
# chandelier. His mex article will be Ell
4 ut!ed Hospital Sketches, an l un
#M dhershtand he's dictatin' few re
A marks 10 his nurse on proVidin' at
s@ lEfactlNe suits iV steel plate f'r gin
N laIS IN tn army.
Well. sir, they'll be gr-reat time
down there fr q few years A move
ment IS on foot f'r to establish ~
eemrgency hospital f'r office holders
on politicians acrost tn sthreet frn
IN White House where they can bt
threated fr infractions iv tn C!vi
Sarvice law followed be pers'nal in
juries. I'll he Watchin' tn pa-aper.
lNry mornln'- Rayciption at tn
White House. Among tn casuhie
was so-an'-so TIL prsidint was in
happy mood. He administered {
"tin@in' rehulle to tn Chief Justice i,
tn supreme COOrt, a left hook 10 eye
Sihitor Hanna was prisint wallzin will
q stick. Th' prisdint approached hin