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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

NJ King, A O. b & Co.
And lick every team you can name. "
John C. Marscher, IT.. $50 New York
avenue northwest
And shout the old cry-what a
shameF'
louis w worren Mt. Rainier, Nj
And see game played that's a game. ''
Robert Thomson, 1923 Lamont street
And set the Potomac afiame."
n. c. Atchison. I723 Ninth street north
west
And see If these dubs are the same. &"
Miss Virginia Rose. so1 Eleventh
street northwest
and win laurels where now we get
blame"
T H. Pearson. 1905 H street north
west
And see the Nationals jump to fame.
Norman H. Boss. $40 Ninth street
| BrightwoOd. d. c.
And shout the same old thing again '
]. c. Reagan. City Postomce-
And shout the same way-just the
same"
R. J. Preston, room go. Land ONCE
And make Rome howl with shame"
I K. schaefer, Logs. Frederick coun-
And the story Will be just the same"
C. NJ. WInoUghby. Columbia Hotel
And find the Mats tenth. just the
same"
c. T. Norris. $40 New York. avenue
northwest-"And take both game and
! fame"
MI. Crippen. S84 street southwest
; And the Nationals will lose just the
same"
P. J. Ryan. 4l5 Fifth street-"And
rooters will stand for the same"
Florence BeaH. 70 U street-"And put
our rivals TO shame"
this rooter's bazoo viii go lame"
Ernest Blau. Rhode Island avenue
nortnwest-"And find things exactly the
same"
E. c. Palmer, Law division. Pension
Offlce-"And yell. tho we're beat, Just
the same"
Elra c. Palmer, 12s Seaton place north
west-"And root tho we're beat, every
game"
Mrs. Mamie E. Palmer 12s seaton
place northwest-"And Dennis wen
make your name
Edwin 1. Shope, 6s7 Maryland avenue
northeast-"And won't do a thing-just
the same"
Miss Ray Kimmel. 1868 Columbia road
And continue to lose Just the same. &"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
CLERKS GET LEASE
FOR GROCERY STORE
Departmental Cooperative
Guild VIII Open in
@ Street.

TIE Departmental Cooperative Guild
Is getting down 10 real business and has
rented the property at the northeast cor
ner Of Ninth and G streets northwest,
formerly occupied by a tailoring eseab-
lishment The executive committee an
nounced yesterday that this property
would be arranged at once so as 70
make il possible TO open the first de-
partment Of the proposed large depart
ment store early IN November. Later
an entirely new building will be erected
or the present one thoroughly remodeled
to suit the purposes of the guild.
The first department IS to be a first
class grocery and provision store and
will give Government clerks who nave
subscribed to the stock Of the guild
an opportunity OF buying their groceries
from their own store and to share ia
the profits OF the business. Of course,
everyone may patronize the establish
ment whether ne be a member or not
but only those who hold stock will bene-
ut directly thereby. The scale OF prices
Is 20 be the same as obtain In all first
class stores.
Dr. A. Patten, president OF the guild
stated yesterday that the finances Of the
organization had been shown by the
auditor at a recent meeting OF the di-
rectOrs 70 be in an entirely satisfactory
condition and nothing now stood IN the
way OF the opening OF the store on No.
vember l. He said that clerks in the
departments generally were watching
with much Interest the progress Of the
guild ard that a very great number OF
them would undoubtedly apply for stock
as soon as they saw that the project
promised successful results.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
ROBBERS KNOCK MAN
FROM ELEVATED TRACK

CdycAGO. Sept. i4-Pounced upon by
robhess- On the platform Of the Metro
politsn Elevated railroad az West Har-
rison sect and Forty-secOnd court
early today. John Boylan. thirty-eight
years OF sge. fought battle for his
life, but was hurled TO the street below
and so severely injured that he Is
dying
A dozen detectives from the Lawndale
police station are searching for the ban
dts. while Boylan is expected TO sue
ouTno at any moment at the county hos
pital
His watch. jewelry. and money were
gone. and on the platform were indica-
tons of a desperate struggle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
POLICE MUST IDENTIFY
ALL ACCUSED DAIRYMEN

AZ a result OF a case brought by The
Health Department recently. against On
alleged violator OF the milk regulations
IG selling adulterated milk which was
thrown out OF the Police Court by rea-
son OF a health officers liability to
identity the defendant. DR.. Woodward.
Health Officer. has recommended that
police officers who serve warrants in
suck cases remain IN court TO identify
defendants when the cases are called
unless the inspector in charge Of the
case personally Knows defendants.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
DeLuge of Lir1erickS
Received First Week
1contlnued 90 Elghth 20

CONTINUED from Eighth Page
g Doweu 1902 street northwest
and no doubt get whitewashed again.
D. P. Scott. 5o4 Eighth street north
and root for canunOn the same"
W. L. Mason, 1925 Seventeenth street
northwest
And make other records look tame. )"
E. c. Hin, Southern Railway
And see the same team-what
shame"
Mrs. H. o. Nash. u4 Eighteenth street
northwest
And won't we be sorry we Gamer
f. W. Marshall. 424 East Capitol
street
And walt till next year just the same. "
Miss NJ. A Lovejoy. 1912 Thirteenth
street northwest
And shame all the players Of fame.
Albert z. Stevens. sl2 Florida avenue
And die at the bottom with shame. r"
Frank K. Patterson. 1856 Twelfth street
northwest
and hand you some more Of the same. -
J. c. Mann. lob H northwest
''And encourage the boys for name. -
E. Howell 81 R street northwest
''And you bet well get whipped just the
same"
J. Q. slye, lib c street southeast
''And be jollied along just the same. -
Lyon H. Dolan. Alexandria. Va
''And land in last place just the same. -
Mr.. and Mrs. W. 3, Wooden, 7s7
Girard northwest
And swear. if we're bunkoed again. .
Edward c. Barstow, 215 North Capitol
And swallow the old bait again"
NJ. A. Franz, 2O8 H street northwest
And yell till our lungs are ahame."
]. c. Umberger. 1888 Thirty-fourth
street northwest
And welcome the fight, just the same
Alma Jones. I2s Indiana avenue
And root till they pension his dame. "
Harry o. Nash. IA Eighteenth street
northwest
And naught but the pennant will
claim
R. E. S. Toomey. SOC Spencer street
northwest
And blay like ducks vot vas lame. "
Miss consuelO Adamson. 112s Tenth
street northwest
''And find our old team just the same. -
DR.. z. s. May. ISIS Fourth street north
west
"zpd scream bloody murder. the same. -
b. F. Larkin, The AI5emarle-''And
no one vii know we're the same"
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chester.

halls from Lynn Mass. and who has
achieved more than a local reputation.
He goes across as a free lance. and
expects To pick up a contract after he
reaches Europe.
4 line on the renewed interest In
wheeling which prevails abroad, as well
es IN the United States, may be had
from the official statement or the LIVER
pool street station masteT, 10 the effect
that on the August bank holiday there
We're zoe bicycles booked through that
station TO accommodate the London
tripper3 who took their wheels into
tile country on that day When the fact
is considered that this was the record
Of only one OF rhc dozen stations IN
and adjacent to London IL viii be seen
that The wheel is a long ways from
being dead in the Tight Little Isle
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Wash B. Williams. Z New York ave-
nue.
And see the old team win . seEae,.'
J. Herbert Campbell. Chsrrydale, Va
And Rice viii have no one TO blame. 70
B. B. Butterworth. the Olympia.
And make you go 'bug-house' VITA
shame"
r. c. RambO, as Queen street, Alex
sndria. Va
And hear the old rooter again"
Miss May Belmont. 300 North Lee
street. Alexandria. Va
And root and root just the same
John Anschutz. loo8 Park road north
And win; II We don't. cant-'s to
blame
Mrs. Jennie Lloyd, % H street north
west
And show you what shrews we can
tame"
A. L. Coffin. SOS New Hampshire ave-
nue. northwest
And make for ourselves a big name. -
George T. chattaway, 30 Thirteenth
street southeast
And be in last place just the same
Fred H. Ernst, Warrenton, Va.-"And
come out tail-enders again"
William Lawrence, Is H street north
west-"And make you feel sorry we
came"
Edward P. Donovan, los I street north
west-"And the team will lose just the
same"
NJ. Carl Judd, sos Eleventh street
northwest-.tAnd the pennant We VIII re-
claim"
Elmer E. Highland. sl6 F street north
west-"And dc just about the same"
Percy o. Baum. 500 B street northeast
And you'll wonder II we're the same. -
F. r. Morgan, 121s Wisconsin avenue
And finish last. just the same"
Miss Helen Townsend. 45s I street
northwest-''And put your best players
to shame"
J. Clifford Compton. S2s streetnorth-
west-"And shout and yed, Just the
same
C. c. Altemus. 1874 Harvard street
northwest-"And the others viii be sorry
we came"
Mary Fuse. 1894 Ninth street north
west-"And hand them a lemon each
game"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
ANOTHER BUSHES
TO DEFENSE OF
AUTO BUSINESS
Charles l. Palms. Western Fnancier. Defends
Automobile Industry-DenieS That Bicycle
Business Has Slumped to Any
Great Extent

At last there has been found a de-
fender Of the automobile industry.
Like the proverbIaI under dog whom
everybody is kicking because he Is
down. the automobile industry has pro-
vfded a rare means to an almost unend-
ing storm OF adverse criticism, as TO its
future stability.
The Pore receivership, announced
few days ago, was really a climax to a
storm which has broken now IN all its
fury, so that pessimistic utterences are
20 be found almost daily throughout the
papers OF the country However. the
dire predictions when carefully run
down to their sources, are generally
found TO proceed from folks whose en-
tire knowledge and logic Of the situation
IS expressed in the traditional phrase:
Its the bicycle all over again"
Competent to Judge.
Perhaps no man connected with the
industry is at the same time In bet
ter position to judge OF general indus
trial and monetary conditions and TO
analyze the influences OF one upon the
other than Charles L. Palms, Of De-
trOit
Mr.. Palms is the head of the great
Palms estate, valued, according TO the
commercial agencies, at figure very
close TO $4,000. zoe. the handling Of which
has made him fully capable Of judging
the existing financial conditions. Be
sides this. Mr.. Palms is the president Of
the Wayne Automobile Company, which
occupies & vast new plant in Detroit,
and which will produce about 500 cars
tnis supposedly calamitous season with
out a culver of uncertainty as to the
result; which association with the auto
mobile industry makes him well fitted
to Judge the existing conditions OF the
industry.
Comes to Defense.
Up TO the present time Mr.. Palms has
kept his personality in the background,
but he has been active in the business
all the time But when he saw the
flood OF lugu5rious conjecUures con-
corning the future Of the automobile in
dustry. he decided that II was time for
somebody to at least speak his mind In
an effort TO stay the wild accusations.
IF you will agree with me-" says Mr..
Palms, that the country is going com
pIetely to the devil. ! viii agree with
Won that rhe automobile is also going
to the devil.
II see absolutely nothing IN the pres
ent status OF the industry that is not
both natural and healthy. There is a
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
ALL CUBA THREATENED
WITH GENERAL STRIKE

HAVANA. Sept. IA-Cuba is threat
ened with general strike.
Many labor unions IN various parts OF
he island have called meetings for To-
morrow. when demands viii be formu-
LACED for shorter working hours and
pay msnt OF wages IN United States
money.
ers will grant the demands and labor
troubles are feared
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
MOTHER OF DEAD PRINCE
TRIES TO KILL HERSELF

FLORENCE. italy. Sept 1.-THE
Taother OF tie Polish prince. NYizzouesky,
who was recently killed IL ar automo-
bile accident. attempted 10 Kill herself
but was prevented. She IS heartbroksn
over her sons tragic death and wants
to die
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

direct and logical cause for every un-
fortunate effect which you can point
out to ne IN the business today.
Mr. Palms made this latter statement
in rather a challenging tone, as though
he would like to have It disputed, but
none was Forthcoming. so he proceeded
What I mean by that Is that every
concern that hes been hampe-ed in its
operations has been hampered either
by internal conditions or by the gen
eral strinKency Of the money market,
which has not been confined to this one
Industry. but has affected all alike.
Real Cause of Slump.
in other WORDS, II soma cars have not
sold 1t is not because the automobile has
lost its hold; but because that particular
car suffered from structural deficiencies,
late deliveries, inefficient craftsmanship,
or some Of the dozen or more handl-
cans, any one of which viii XIII any
car. no matter If the public Is elanor-
ing to buy
The other difficulty. as I have said,
has been the extraordinary demand for
money. The Pope people were hurt by
a tremendously costly strike. When
they needed money most. money was
highest. The receivership was the
forced necessity Of the moment-not a
sign OF weakness in the industry.
"Of course. the sale Of cars was ef-
fected by the steady downfall OF stocks,
but that was a cause completely out
side the Industry itself
Output Increases.
It tell you. the automobile business Is
/ IN excellent condition, and is going to
I get steadily better. Il is too essential
10 comfort and happiness. Show me a
man who has ever driven an auto and
I will show you a man who viii never
/ recover from his love OF motoring. That's
the keynote of the situation-he cant
get along without It. There Is nothins
| beyond the automobile but the airship
/ and there won't be. in our time at least
And. BY the way. when people cite
/ the bicycle to you as horrible example
/ lust tell them this: There are more
/ bicycles in use in America today thar
at any time In It's history. The business
! was never so prosperous. And the bicy-
/ Gle never was and never viii be in the
| same sphere with the automobile.
LAS far as we are concerned, the floors
I of our big factory are clean, and were
working like Trojans 70 get out so
Waynes for 1908. Doesn't that tell bet
ter than words how feel?'
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Hugh Mclean and Elmer J. Collins
have sailed for Paris. where Mclean
who is the motoT-paced bicycle cham
plon OF America, is under contract to
ride six paced races between September
IS and october l5. It is understood that
McLean's contract carries with II
guarantee Of from a,2O to $i,5Oo II he
wins. Collins is a youthful crack, who
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

John Doyle Carmody has returned 70
the city after a stay at Deer Park. Nd
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Mr.. G. II. Tolman, OF the Thomas &
Toiman Automobile Company, Of this
city leaves this morning in an Atlas
runabout for an extended trip through
New Egland States.
The pUsrese OF the trip IS purely a
business one, ae Mr.. Tolman proposes
10 visit the various factories OF the
cars represented by his company II
preparation for shipment Of the loS
product.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

The Thomas & Tolman Automobile
Company report that the Colt 6-cylindeI
runabout viii be on display at their gar
age by October l.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

J. Q. slye. lib c street southeast
''And be jollted along just the same.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

E. Howell 81 r street northwest
''And you bet well get whipped just the
same"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Wash B. williams. 7 New York ave-
nue.
And see the old team win sefas,' -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Lyon H Dolan. Alexandria. Va
"And land in last place just the same. -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

J. Herbert Campbell, Cherrydale. Va
And Rice will have no one 10 blame. -
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

J. c. Mann. lob H northwest
''And encourage the boys for a name. "
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15
PERSONALS OF
LOCAL AUTOISTS

CONTINUED from Tenth Page.)
and has passed through the New Eng
land States, shis way having thus Tar
covered 400 miles.
lie reports the roads good until Phlla-
delphia Is reached. Between Philadelphia
and Washington he said the roads are
worse than the Breton Woods roads
Us selected by GIdden tour He reports
absolutely no trouble with his car. and
as evidence left yesterday afternoon at
$40 O'Clock for Hagerstown. I'D.
c. F. Shut. proprietor OF the Ma
tional Hotel. has returned from a short
trip to Gettysburg and Frederick.
Hagerstown was also visited.
Dick Richards is back in Washington,
and viii be employed this winter as
chauffeur to the Norwegian minister. The
embassy now owns new 35-hOrsepower
Renault
The Motor Car Company CT New York
avenue sold a six-cylinder Stevens-Dur-
yea to Dr. Charles NJ Flint. OF Stone
leigh Court. this week. The car was >
1908 model.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

B. B. Butterworth. the Olympia.
And make you go 'bug-house VITA
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Mr.. and Mrs. W B. Wooden, 7s7
Girard northwest
And swear. if we're bunkoed again"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Edward C. Barstow. 21S North Capitol
And swallow the old bait again.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Albert z. Stevens. sl2 Florida avenue
And die at the bottom with shame.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-15

Frank K. Patterson. 1856 Twelfth street
northwest
and hand you some more Of the same. "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-18
Born in Old Vermont.

When I'm 1894 Thomas Davenport, OF
Brandon. VT. RAJ toy motor mounted
on wheels on small circular railway,
the modern electric railroad with its
possible speed of over one hundred
miles an hour was born.
In 1893 Robert Davidson. Of Aber-
deem, Scotland, built an electric loco
motive which actually reached a speed
OF four miles nm hour on the Edin-
burgh- Glasgow railway. Nine years
later Professor Moses G.. Farmer op-
Grated an experimental car which car
ried two passengers at Dover, New
Hampshire.
Then the United States congress be-
came interested. by special grants
Professor Page OF Smithsonian insti-
tute was aided i'm the construction OF
several forms Of motors. One OF them
was used as a locomotive and. driven
by battery Of one hundred Grove
elements, was tried April 90, 1851, on
railroad running from Washington
to Bladensburg. 4 speed OF nineteen
| miles an hour was developed, SO great
tnat It destroyed the batteries.
Numerous other experiments fol-
lowed, all commercial failures because
| the motors were crude and the source
Of power primary battery. The de.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-18
Chin neys Are Tickle.

'The hardest problem the builder has
to wrestle with" said Il well known
member Of the profession, ''ls the chin
ney. What the heather Chlnee Is to
the human race and the left handed
mule to the animal kingdom the chin
ney Is to the various appurtenances
that go 10 make up human habita-
ton. There Is no safe rule for the con-
struction Of chimneys. You can build
a chimney all right in theory, but when
it comes down to practice that is an
other matter. Build two chmneys side
by side In precisely the same manner
Employ the best skilled labor and con-
struct them exactly on the same princi-
pies. One may draw ali right and the
other one smoke like a Choctaw. Yes,
sir, the chimney Is beyond all under
standing, and any builder will tell you
so."
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-18
An Example of a Judicial Mind.

at a dinner attended by score Of
well known lawyers recently the phrase
judicial r9ind" was defined by illus
trati0E - follows: II have searched
far and wide for a satisfactory defni-
ton of the inevitable query raised when
judicial nominations are in sight" said
one Of the lawyers. ION Mississippi
river steamboat some time ago | OBJ
taired my only approximate answer.
4 southern colonel who employed the
phrase yielded TO my request for a
definition and explained that on a GER
tain occasion a legal light OF Missls-
alppi was travelling in n river steamer
when the boiler exploded. AS the boat
was passing the penltentiary at the
time the force Of the explosion deposit
cd the lawyer inside the walls Of the
establishment from which he had saved
so many criminals. Being uninjured,
as a clever lawyer would be under the
circumstances, he applied to the ward
en- for a release. The warden listened
to the circumstances as be narrated
them. but declined to release him. In
sisting that with the coming OF prison
ers be had no concern, but for their
departure be was responsible. He
therefore compelled the lawyer to wait
for a pardon from the governor. That
Is my notion Of judicial mind. New
York Post.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-18
Syntpto ms.

A physician was talking about his
patients symptoms.
Young, strong people don't give me
enough symptoms when they are Ill"
he said, "but the middle aged and the
aged give me too many. Thinking
about their health ali the time, study
ing their condition all the time, he
aged and the middle aged discover a
symptom In every muscle, in every or
gan, In every limb. Thus they confuse
me.
THE average sufferer Of fifty or SO
will pour upon my head a deluge Of
symptoms like this:
"'Well, doctor, I'm miserable all
over, feverish one minute, freezing
the next. I've a gnawing pain in my
hip and side and back and an all gone
sensation In the stomach, with shoot
ing, neuralgia headache over the left
eye. have a queer taste In my mouth,
a dizziness when stoop over and a
dull ache up and down the right side,
along with q kind Of numbness.
cough a lot, my throat's sore and I've
the earache. Appetite's fair, but not
what 1t should be- have a feeling OF
lassitude, and I'm very weak. These
are only few OF my main symptoms
To proceed. etc. Exchange.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-18
Hasten recovery by keeping the
bowels regular with Ayers Pills.
A Restless ru.cn of Earth.

There Is, near to the Thuringel. sum-
mer resort, TraunSee. Il curious and
locally celebrated phenOmenon-name'
ly. the hOating island which disports
Itself at will. now at this and now on
that side Of the Hautsee, a small and
charmingly situated lake. The little
island also has Its own fora. varying
from that on the Immediately adjacent
mainland. among which may be men
toned the meat consuming Drosera
rotundifolla, while flowers and edible
berries grow here In rank profusion
and slender birches cast their shade
over those who care to land and In
yestlgate this restless little patch Of
earth. Birds are especially partial to
this spot, wild ducks and other aquatic
birds breeding here In great numbers.
But the great event OF the year Is the
"Volksfest" held upon the Island ev-
cry Ascension day, when dancing and
"bratwurst eating" washed down by
the obligatory beer. is the order Of the
day.-Pall Mall Gazette.