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The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06

The Farmer aud Stockman, Of
Kansas City, Mo-, is an agricultural
weekly OF the highest class, edited by
actual farmers, who live upon and
operate their own farms and are able
70 put to the test Of experience all The
theories discussed in its columns
rne Farmer and StOCkman has
departments devoted to horticulture
poultry, dairying, sheep, veterinary,
laws effecting the farmer, the houst.
hold, Sunday school and every
interest Of the western farmer; and
lie editorials cover every question
cgarding soils, seeds, machiuer i,
Methods of cultivation. breeding and
care of live stock, etc, in which Tie
farmers of this section are interested.
The Farmer and Stookman's cor.
trihutors include the ablest and mos
successful Of farmers, breeders and
experiment station workers in tn,
middle West. Ii you are a Farme
and Stockman reader, you cannot iai
to be up to date on all farm questions.
aod "Farm Burrows" Hint,
Devices, Suggestions, etc" and otheI
valuable features, are an unfailing
source Of entertainment and instruc
lion. The Farmer and Stockman 4
81 a year to suoscribers, and sub
scriptions either sIngly or IN conbiaa
tion with this paper, are taken at thi
Office. With this paper $780, pc
year for both.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
LoMeED For P%EoleREEs.

Some curious letters are received
BY men who make a business of
searching for pedigrees. For in
stance: 81 am a plumber and gas
filter who is out of wurk. My STUN
mick is empty, but in my art is the
bud of noble burth. | claim the
family title and tenements which l
WI not be denyed the same" A
clerk writes: 81 have long suspect
cd that | am of high birth. People
fell ue that l have manners above
my STATEN of life. Ny photograph
herewith shows that l have an aris-
tOcratic cast of face, and will, per-
haps, be a clew TO my ancestry. |
do not ask for fortune, but | aspire
TO the pride of race"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
SAVED FROM SNAKE BITE.

An instrument called the snake
bite lancet has been introduced in
Epdia with splendid results. 1t is
being widely distributed by the au-
thorities to police outposts in Bengal
and Assam, the central provinces
and united provinces, and also to
al village officials by some of the
native states in upper and central
India. A report by one person is to
the effect that he had saved the lives
Of 20 persons bitten by cobras and
karaits within the last year by the
uss Of one lancet. The use Of this
simple instrument may be the means
u saving thousands Of lives annual
y IN India, and hence will prove a
great blessing.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06

Geraldine-People say that my
heart is in the right place.
Gerald wonder how they know
THAI I've got it?
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
Mo. Pac. Time Table
Missouri Pacific Lexington Branch

TRAINS
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
LoNeEeLr WANT SUPPLIED.
Antimale Social Club Evidently Just
the Thing Needed.

Miss Antique (ancient maiden
With modern decisive had such a
glorious meeting this afternoon to
organize the Antimale social club.
In response to my call over so beau
tful and charming young ladies
presented themselves, and all were
enthusiastic over my plan of escape
from the thraldom Of men. The first
entertainment is to be given next
Monday night, and not a. man is to
be allowed to enter. I am to de-
liver an address, Miss Highnote is to
Gng, the Misses Ivory are to play,
Miss Totter is to give recitaiions,
the members Of the art club are to
bring specimens of their work, and
we are to have a perfectly delight
full time. Can't you come?
Friend have an engagement
for Monday evening.
Same Friend (the following Tues
day)-Well, l suppose there was a
noble feast of reason and flow of
soul at the Anti male club last
night?
Miss Alphabetically fact
Is, at the last moment l received an
invitation from Mr.. Oldtime to 60
b the theater.
Glow did the club get along with
cut you, its organizer, l wonder?"
Il heard this morning from the
jhnitor Of the hall that there wasn't
anybody there."-N. Y. Weekly.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
Sour


No appetite, loss OF strength. nervous
ness, headache, constipation. bad breath.
general debility, sour risings. and cstairh
Of the stomach are all due &c indigestion.
Kodol relieves ind gestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices Of digss-
ton as they exist in a healthy s;omach
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol TO-
dyspepsia does not only relieve inoiges,oi
and dyspepsia, but this famous remecy
helps all stomach troubles BY cleansing
purifying, sweetening and s,rengihenirc
the mucous membranes lining the siomsls
Mr.. S. S. Ball. Of Rsvenswood. W. Va saws
was troubled with sour stomach for twenty yesrs
for baby"
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only. Relieves INDIGESTION. sur s.or
belckins OF vas. etc.
Prepared BY E. o. 0ewlTT c CO.. cHtckaJ
For SAT- . OV n,r
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
For G oil Sa es, Goot 5, rvice, Prompt
Returns, Ship Your Stock to
George Il. h".sc.

Live Stock Com. Co., K4nsls Cit Mo.
National Stork Yards W.
WE SELL CATTLE AND HOGS
We give each shIpmen cose. careful
and personal attention When We
please you we make a friend and Gus
toner. Our statesmen can and do cel
full market valne on day Of arrival for
all stock shipped to us. Our yardmen
get you good weights and give good
ervice in handling all stock immedi
ately on arrival. Give your next ship.
ment to Geo. R. Barse. Write us for
market information. ale IA.
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
CONSPICUOUS BY ABSENCE"

Tacitus, the great Roman his
torian, was the originator Of the
phrase Conspicuous by his alb
ence," when, describing the funeral
u Junia in his Annales, he said
that the images Of her famous kins-
naA Brutus and Cassius shone by
tsstr absence. Lord John Russell
Sspuiarized the phrase in England
h Ie0S by saying Of Lord Derby'a
NufOrm Bill, Gone provision is con-
SPURIOUS BY its presence, another by
- ahserce."
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
THEN CHANGES HER MIND.

"waRan's a queer creature" said
ne bachalor. "When she will she
vzll and that's all there is about il"
SBut," remarked the youth who
was once engaged, sometimes she
NeEsly says she will"
The Lexington intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1901-1949, 1907-04-06
EAST BOUND
WEST BOUND.

B-It will be seen that all of these
rains u to the Lexington station
Except :he morning train west and the
evening train east on the River
Division. Buses meet these train at
Nyrick.5
A. S. LOOMS. Agent
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06

Fargo Forum: The first legal steps
looking to the permanent establish
ment of the state fair at Fargo will
be instituted tomorrow when man.
dadmus proceedings will be brought
by the State Fair association of Far
go against the state auditor to compel
him to pay to the local association
the money appropriated by the legis-
lature for this years state fair.
The suit will be brought on the
ground that the Grand Forks State
Fair association has failed to comply
with the legislative act of 1905, giving
the state fair to Fargo and Grand
Forks on alternate years under GER
tain conditions and is therefore not
entitled to the state fair appropriation
this year. Back of this is the main
object Of the suit which is to secure
the state fair for Fargo permanently.
That this will be the ultimate result
of the mandamus proceedings should
they prove successful is evident from
section 2 Of the state fair act which
reads as follows: s;l
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
RAILROADS
SOME WILL MAKE EXTENSIONS
THIS YEAR DESPITE ADVERSE
LEGISLATION.

Dresden, Tenn. April 5.-Notwith-
standing the fact that many Of the big
lines are cancelling their orders for
extensions and improvements on ac-
count Of the difficulty of procuring
money on easy terms, the Mobile,
Jackson & Kansas City railroad will
extend its line from Middleton, Tenn,
to the Ohio river, and form juno
ton with the Eastern Illinois branch
of the Rock Island and Frisco system
at either Paducah, KY, or Joppa, Ill.
The extension to Paducah will be 1866
miles and to Joppa $50 miles, and
would parallel the Illinois Central rail-
road. Whether this new road touches
Joppa, ILL.,, or Paducah, KY, it will
touch Mayfeld, KY, and is almost
sure to touch Dresden, the survey
having been made through Dresden,
thence to Jackson, going by the little
village of Kinda, south of here.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
THE WORST CLIMATES.
Three Places Where Weather Condi-
tons Are Unbearahie. VI

Three Places Where Weather condi-
tons Are Unbearahle.
Speaking of rank climates" said a
globe trotter, II have experienced the
three worst
"Of these three sunspeakable climates
L give the palm to the strait Of Ma
gellan. There is rain on an aver
age $50 days in the year. The wind
blows a hurricane from January to
December. The thermometer never
rises much above the freezing point
a year round Of raw, bitter days Of
rain and snow. .$ss
Next comes Sierra Leone, on the
African west coast. That low lying
marshy region has an average temper
allure of 81 degrees, and the annual
rainfall is 1S9 inches normous!
There are, too, the smokes These
are mists, smelling like oyster mud,
that rise continually from the marshes,
giving marsh fever to nine out Of ten
of the white men that breathe them
a year round Of hot and sticky days,
with vile smelling clouds of mist and
whirring clouds of mosquitoes.
Last come the high tablelands of
central Asia. where the lack Of mois-
ture in the air makes the days Saba
ran and the nights arctic days like a
redhot furnace, nights like a January
blizzard. Before this range Of tenn
perature no human constitution can
stand up."-C Cincinnati Enquirer.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
Marie Anfoinotte,s Books.

The unhappy Queen Marie Antoi-
nette possessed an important library OF
A,7l2 volumes, consisting OF plays and
romances, little books d la mode, the
works Of Pascal, Bossuet, Fenelon.
Bourdaloue, Massillon, Boilean. Cous-
sean, Corneille, Moliere, Volfaire and
many others. She loved music passion
ately and had a large collection Of
operas In eighty-nine numbers. The
bindings were by BIafzot and were
uniform In red morocco, with the arms
of France and Austria stamped upon
them. The execution Of the work was
poor and the decadence In the art Of
binding evident. The glories OF the
art Of Padeloup and the Deromes had
passed away. and the revolution effec-
tually killed whatever knowledge re-
NAMED OF the ancient skill OF the
bookbinders Half q century later saw
Its revival In France, and the art has
since fiourished both there and on
English soil. London Spectator.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
Mckenzie

u Signs of spring are mum erous--
geese, meadow larks, gophers, hunts
ers, land agents and mud vieing for
supremacy " 5sSs
Those living south of town have
adopted the custom Of going around Z
and crossing the branch twice to es-
cape the mud and water on the grade
which was so nicely started last sum ~
mer. S
al meeting of citizens was held Fri
day evening to discuss the sidewalk
situation, also incorpo Hope
it won't end there. as both sidewalks
and government are needed.
The literary society held a pleasant
and informal social Wednesday, even
ing Games, contests, etc, formed the
program. Mrs. Sperry was awarded
the prize in the nail driving contest
and Mr.. O'Neill spelled down. Z
A large company of friends AMI
neighbors gathered at the depot Sun
day, March "a, to say goodbye to Mrs.
Katherine Y. King and family upon
their departure for California to join
Mr.. King, who went last fall. It is
with much regret that we see Mr.. and
Mrs. King leave this community. Their
loss will be felt by church, state and
society. We congratulate the resi-.
dents of their new location but hope
we may some time welcome them
back to North Dakota.
The little daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Pixley died Sunday morning after a
brief illness. Mr. and Mrs. Pixley
have the sympathy Of all in their be-
reavement. -55 .s#.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
FARGO Wants THE WHOLE Thing

q q
'In the event of the failure of eth
er association to comply with the pro
visions of this act, then the other as
ssociation shall be entitled to hold a
state fair upon its grounds and re
ceive the appropriation made for the
association failing to comply with the
provisions of this act, and such failure
on the part of either association shall
operate to permanently establish the
state fair upon the grounds of the
other association" IS. ;5.:
For some time past the local state
fair officials have been quietly prepar-
ing to take legal action in the matter
and some of the leading attorneys in
the city have been working on the
case. Just what specific arguments
will be advanced will not be known
until the case comes up for trial in
court, but the case is regarded as a
very strong one.
The consent of the attorney gen.
eral to the institution of the suit was
secured today and it is understood
that the case will be presented to the
supreme court tomorrow.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
Patentina : Hole.

@The queerest patentY' said the at
torney. Well, the queerest patent
know Of was the patent Of hole. An
old farmer out st. Louis way patented
hole, and what is more, he made a
lot OF money on 1t. Now, though, it
lent worth the paper 1t is written on.
This farmer, one morning In the dim
past went to wind his big silver turnip
and found the key stuck full OF dirt.
He tried to dig the dirt ont with a pin.
No GO 8
sConsarn ye,' he said, TIL Ak ye..
g And he drilled a hole In the key and
with single breath blew out every
BIT OF the dirt. he patented that hole.
He built a factory, bought millions Of
keys and made holes for them. Els
plant turned out 81, 300 holes d day. In
fact, ali the world used the farmers
watch keys, which were the cnly kind
that would keep clean, and The old fel.
low got rich. New Orleans Times
Democrat
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
Kaufman Garmentssl5. tosI8.

Staring seyle depends on e,,saAence
0fshape. rs
And ''permanence Of shape" de-
ponds On s.shrinkage. = IS,
s.5 Wool will shrink more than any
other cloth fibre.
sl And unless this shrink tendency"
lis overcome before 1T is spade nj into
garments why, Of course, it is there
TO make trouble after the clothes are
on your back.
The first time dampness hits your
nobby'' coat, it gets busy with the
shrink tendency Of the cloth and
1 you suffer from hump shoulder =
-" pocket sag oss la pei curl -
'chesttightness - armhole gouge''
-- trouser bag and the other CONF
mon clothes detects.
Now, the shrink p,D6l lem is "up to''
the clothes makers. For they get
their cloth rnshrunk. =
Clothes makers know this and do
their best -s0nse of them - to shrink
the cloth before they make it into
clothes for YOU to wear. BY their
methods they do shrink it some.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06

: = e =
: THIS DATE HISTORY. 8#s$zs5# :.
= April s.
31497--Canada discovered
155sMarrage of
-s.
secretary
beth,
17S9Washingon chosen Presid
1S12-Badajos taken wellington
1S14--Napoleon Bonaparte sent to Elba. =
Church
Kohnoor
.
battle of
Missouri in
Harrison Scott Lord Dimmck
90The Kentucky Court of appeals declared Beckham
1904Atemp the life of the king of Spain Barcelona
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
THE zoo CATERER.
Special knowledge Required to Run
Wild Animals, Hotel.

Special knowledge Required to Run a
Wild Animals Hotel.
ITO run wild animals hotel for
what is a zoo but that requires a lot
Of special knowledge said an animal
keeper. How would you, for in
stance, know how to provide fer a
rhinoceros or tapir? If you don't
cater right fol, your animal guests, II
you don't give them what they want,
they pack up and quit the hotel, you
know that is to say, they die. II
amounts to the same thing.
Eyes, it takes special knowledge ia
feed zoo. You wouldn't know, would
you, that an elephant requires 15e
pounds daily no more, no less OF
rice, hay, straw, roots, bread and bis.
cult?
"A hippo wants more Give him
roots, hay and grass, 200 pounds OF
them, and he won't register a single
kick.
"a giraffe with its dainty appetite
asks only for fifty pounds day ol
chaff, salad, grain and clover.
But don't offer vegetables to lions
and tigers. Eight pounds apiece Of ray
horsefiesh, with plenty Of bone and
gristle, is their ration, year in and
year out. vs.
I'VE have our farms, too, to supply
our table, just as lots Of othef hotels
do. Only our farms are queer ones
One Is q mouse farm. In IT. with the
help Of traps, we raise a tremendous
annual crop. Another is q worm farm
where we produce yellow meal worms
by the thousand for our BIRDS Ex
change.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06

Fabrics do not wrinkle, chafe, and get
thin in odd places.
Kaufman Garments show as .nobby'
fabrics as any, because the weavers from
whom all clothes makers buy, make up
the SAME checks, stripes and plain effects
each season in moderate priced goods as
in the tall money stuff. =
And Kaufman Garments show as fine
original styles and shapes as any, because
the Kaufmans follow the same fashion
plates each season that all other high
grade clothes makers use.
Yet you get this big value in Kaufman
Garments for only $500 to $500, be-
cause the Kaufmans are content with small
profits. 5$ ss ;8s
What reason then paying $500,
sor more, for shape uncertainty when you
get shape certainty for less money in J;
kaufman Garments Our prices range
from $40 to $25. 4 Most people can be-
suited in Kaufman Garments $40 to SIS.
Il ~ t"The Well Dressed Nan Ii: 1907, IL
shosO,, IN the few Kaufman Style Book.
Ask Kaufman Dealers for tor Vrite to-
Chas. Kaufman 81 Bros, Cliicago.
The mark to look for is
his Garment MADE and Guaranteed "
Chas. Kaufman s. Bros.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06

of Gen. Luis Terrazas, who is consid-
cred one Of the richest men In Mexico,
The new Mexican ambassador was
born in poverty, but his energy soon
attracted the attention Of the rich
mine owners Of Chihuahua, with the
result that he rapidly amassed wealth
until he is today considered several
times a millionaire.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
Enrique Creel

His Excellency Enrique Creel, who
has been recently sent By President
Diaz to represent Mexico as its am
bassador to the United States, Is d
resident Of the province Of Chihuahua,
Mexico. He is spIedidly educated and
speaks several languages with auen-
~. Senior CreeI married d daughter
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
ARBOR DAY
PENNSYLVANIA HAS TWO DAYS
FOR TREE PLANTING IN
STEAD OF ONE.

Harrisburg, Pa, April 5.Today
was observed generally throughout
the state as one of the arbor days, this
state differing from most Of the states
by appointing two days for the obsery-
ance of tree planting. The other day
is April 10. The state of Pennsylvania,
as BELTS a keystone state, isvery long,
and there is a difference of climate
that renders the early date suitable
for the eastern part of the state, while
flowers will be more plentiful in the
western and northern parts of the
state on the latter date. The procla-
nation Of the governor naming the
days was well received, and the de
sire of citizens is to have both days
well observed and great many trees
planted. The school children, as
usual, were the principal factors in
the celebration of the day.
Cfon ~ q IN -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
Guaranteed Clothes for Me!

CTORIES Of exclusive patterns
and costly handwork" don't
interest me any more.
I've read the advertisements
And I've worn the clothes.
So non say. Guaranteed Clothes
for me
Besides can get in Guaranteed
Clothes - Kaufman Garments, at
$500 to $18. 90 the suit virtues and
merits that can't be had in other.
clothes no matter how much you.
pay. s
And I've found that style style
that Stays and makes a man
look the tsswell dresser" aiWdysis
not a matter of costly hand work"
nor of exclusiyeness. I,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06

Ward county doesn't want a poor
farm. S,5E5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06

The Stacy Fruit Co. Of Fargo has
practically decided to build a branch
wholesale house at Jamestown.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
The Kind of ME-.

ttS 8%lIIt VI M y
a oolmaster who happened to
have red hair was giving an object les.
son to class on a nut. 4
In his endea'yor to draw distfnc.
ton between d hazel nut and other
nuts, he held one up to view, asking:
What kind of nut liz this I. at the
same time putting his pencil to his
head while waiting for an answer.
Suddenly q young chap, who was
noted for HIS witty answers, replied:
"a ginger NIT, str. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-06
EXCUSE WANTED.

Tanks Old Soak has moved from
Brooklyn to squeedunk.
Banks What was the trouble?
TanAsHe said he wouldn't live In
g place where yon didn't have to take
anything to fight on malaria.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-03-25
A QUESTION
When Eating an Orange Why Do You Throw the Skin Awav2

DO LOu AO
 Away?
 You immediately answer, because the skin is indigestible. unpalatable,. use less.
 This delicious and nutritious fruit has a parallel in cod liver oil. over fifty medicinal alkaloids or curative elements are to be found in the cod 8 liver, and for centuries people have been swallowing the greasy, tndiges- tible, nauseating oil. either in It's raw form or in an emulsion, to get the benefit of these medicinal clements
 Now it has been proven by two cele- brated French chemists that the oil which envelopes the curative proper ties found in the cod's liver Is just as useless as the skin of an orange. and have discovered way to separate all of these medicinal elements from the oil, retaining all that is. good and elimi- nting the bad, and thus make Vinol.
 This will explain what valuable medicine Vinol is, and why it is su- perseding old-fashioned cod liver oil and emulsions, and why 1t has been so successful in curing stomach troubles, giving strength and renewed vitality to the weak, rundown and aged, and curing chronic coughs, colds, and build ing up the convalescent, and 1t Is be- cause we know so well of what Vtnoi is made that we unhesitatingly offer to return money in every case where 1t fails. E. G. Fowler, Druggist.
 Note-While we are sole agents for Vinol in Montgomery 1t is now tor sale at the leading drug store in near ly' every town and city in the country. Look for the Vinol agency in your town.