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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22
"Vorife Kpao."
Gn BOG fnlb al Snipirution.
(Rrof. 8. q. @ianeis.)

9d 8oItbubet ttbIig fpm nteb en- Sci
ToItinger n9 beribIanSt ct gre1nnLnr al
ben nbe 9o8 "Nprfse apab~, iamlet %
reSi9eret at artitiar IreftenrS % ubz
~tontntst paa 9. GmmSfens SorIu,
rtnatte iee ufort6oet rioe OaniIaaet af o.
iGtte mig I'll at ie 9iernem 8oeen. Dir
telt8 en- pragtfulb BOG, bonb llbitbr ar,s
9dar II sgre for @o9trptcrers og
Sp9btnbere1g 9lnit.
Uan Eanten, Iom logger til @r1nb for
ltb8ioeIien al bette @ert? Ga SuSboIs
bet? Sbuo 1faI oct bGre til? Wou bette
Sorcta0enbe fam tiene til ,togen alnreu
RDtte?
Dteb biSie Sonter iab ie9 OF Ieite Set
erle efter Bet arloet al btsie gannle, flint
ne % ft~rnurin9sfuloe 9i9te. 5on faIbt
NIT gle boa S6pafs "SSnbn NnrbuG
@run" paa SIDE $50. Ser fan fans
fe Iig8e en- Santc Der, iom Soot fam a1ls
nenSes til S~orfInring ooer. boorfcr en-
ioaoan gpg ltbgibes. 9eriom 0i9teren
/ iibite @ers taller bet. iom rsrer fig /
Solfets Sicrter / Rprge ~Ligeonerfor iiuc
@aroer, iaa taller bau bit o9'on bort
Siertciproa, iom bor pdu oerrie SHE al
Sapet. ga flyer Ri meo 9igterer til So
ban IprhoI 8run:
ia fat bit Rttbe itanbe ffnl.
on Rprees earrIe @aroe,
n9 life ober Sei % Sal
Iom SieIbetS itolte @drbe
% aboe Slo / Noromrnos gu
at narbre 'front.' o9 9iGot iom on,
iom bu at elife Torge.
"a, ianbclig bill oi BET. Set er bort
Siertes Erifc, at bnaSe Schon ToroaI
9rim % erbber arSen norif SarneS
Iiroe fol "itorbe" frit % ItanNe beit
/ DEN norite Slnsts &9teIie % &iGrIi9s
beb pan bease Cher al Sapet. Sc
gGnnS, inm bar In8t lit flint bgrerSe
Ere trt inS til Norqe8 0atrr for al
bore bers bpbe % aIoorsfuIbe Spro9;
iom bar Ipttet foritnacIiesh1rot % iputs
pdtetiif til Sc Sm1ter, Soab o. 9rrgiIer.
iom rsrer Zig / oct rorIfe SoIts Sierte;
Tom meS Sen eIIer Seniel bar sipet BET,
De ia6Iebes f<rnn, llotrpt / i~mdgfuISe
poctiiie Sormer o8 @ilIeorr; iont meo
@e,riets Sssttabeo bar inndnthet / hisle
Sorner o9 Stlcher en- iadSan leoerloe,
pirtenSe Strait. OF 2riererB og 8eitIies
rcrtS Sierte ma ~npIanmtes al &i9rLigs
teb til set uorIfe Soil "a betaees al Ses
utorin9 ODER Hon8es Rdtur; be Rrrb,
iom paa neune Roohe bar tirrrnst tiere
FIN SlRst, tit SnIt oe lit &GtS, f~ortiener,
al beres Rtrthc Hal itGrlbe fart
It'll Rorses Sen iioitc Sag"
Ga ianSt er Oct, sc, Der Ifrincr 9igte,
ION ct Sof finber nGrS al b~enares. gier
1T Snt n SieTsite. Shet here's Orb
tGroer Observation-Disclosures / SOL
Tets Sfrter, fplber De Dem meb 89eis
itrins os @iuigbeb til OF arbetSe o8 lihe
ior tit 6oIt % tit SanS. ~6apoe ies life
fra min llrsbom aierulem marses linz
oeruiNtire OF Stuhiet Of 9~itcratirr", IL
GER Zen rpuerite SaIer % StdtsmarS.
Cicero, ~totnmet til Den S~oerbepisniu9.
a: Der sr Inlet i 2int ~isuNerli9 pGrSt at
iee sfter u~rotageu Gre % SGher, co
at MAI uuber Sssuinacu al bisie nan
s~ieruremeaa ale SIass IeaeutIiee SiSels
yer, SsoSiarsr % 2mSsiprpisntus, iaa
bapSe ieg aInrie for ehers SrpsheSs
StpIS inSlaSt mig i iaduGriseu n StriS
o. usiat mig for hisie hngIise Snsreb
ira IfamIsie Reueifer."
9Gsuins af goo 9itsuatlr fan lie ans
BET cns soc en- soS S~nSfIpoeIie. af open'
itaaeuae 9itat fees. at uaar Cicero uS'
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22
Brep QamsSorff, Tom | en- la1

8rep aamsborff, Tom I en- lang
aorrRffe bar Ritsfanos ~llbenrigs-
miniiter, itol efter bpab Der telesra.
feres fra Rom bore ofgaaet peo %.
Den | San Remo. 7et pooitaoes, Of
Goriagcn til bans 8sb bar, at ban
inben fin gfreiie fra Ri,slonb bar
blet for9iftet. 2nHrsborff bar / lang
Sib pGret frpttet til oct riisfiIfe 81.
90 nnfaoes for en- al Rus-
ppperite Statsmpno.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22
Observation-Disclosures.

Om Oct itore aardiae SfHteone paa
SoImenfollm peo ariitianio ifriper
"Veroens Sang" BEN ste Quarts:
Sele @pet og nprmeite Smean
prognet / SpGnbing igaor: @eirct?
Oct bar itrnaIenoe blontt, BET iaa
man Itrar. 90 De, iom Dor ilig, at
DC bar uofigt opoper MOB Solmens
follen, brog peb fsrite 9Iif bibob ct
@etteIiens Sif /. eIler ro9te Slrrra,
oIt efter oct Rorgenbuntsr, De at
Naturcn CT begopet meo: SSor aoier.
ne ~iftnnet / Yerlemprsglons, buioe at
Tim efter Rattens lette Sauge - ct
raffert Spu, bobbelt poffert, foroi
bet betpr alllbegraoer.
% iaa begpnbte oen ieoponIiae
- nei. bpao tiger oi, en- gnnife uipo-
pdnIig Toltepanbring. 90 bpob ui9o.
ranlig mango Wennei TER piI iiae paa
eli Solmenfolbdg, oct peo finn Ben,
iom aar efter Nar paa ilige Gage
bar iturt / ~ peb Waiorinten pa let
cen e1te ooerfplbte Spproogn reiie ira
Jig eiter BEN atroe,t, ituat til man bar
ioat a11Gifl9lpeu. 90 ira Sresiens
npbsiebe Stabe fan ri ie De forte ntrl.
orelbe Strenmle 40 forifiellige @eie
iamles % fIpoe iammen til Ell prenoe
DSpng0e pau Sribiulerne, Siernet,
Geiene, opoper gaffeiioerne, Iige op
/ Srpounb5taarnet, iorn err beiat til
tops - en- 100000 efter ct lott
anilog. % omfring oct belle Ram.
men al Sc ranfe msrfe 8raner, iom
faiter bIoo Slagifpg8er ooer ben
hpiSe Sne - Oct fienote @i[eSe, ON
mtIig mere f9ugiletOe, mere beta'
genoe ems nogetiinoe un6er en- bsi,
t!ar SoorbinmteI / gIitrenbe Sh %
: Meilereu ira Sne % bItnfenoe HIm'
frpItaIler. 90 Spuet 9oar pioerc:
@riitianioNalen opbt UNDER os Iefter
iii Saoaeil6r, JONI er ui90oanItg Init
90 let ioa4, op til &oppen al g9e'
bera iom ON oen piloe glstte % iii
IS ben ogida.
Sp ira SEN mpEbrenoe RGn90e til
ger en- Summen al tltien0e Stem.
mer; mi % ga finger en- iriif Batter
igiennent, men intet SfroaI, in9en
llIpo - Ser boiler en- ruTtcn beitiSe.
liz SprpentmingenS Sterning oper
set belle. "a Ipoer IipIige 3lrrrQer
ira 6lotfene lGngit eaa gSertanter.
ne; Sc fomner nGrnterc % uGrnere,
tiger - DC aongcIt9e fisrer mo. 5
oct SiGblif, &c hdr tnotaget fine
Ilabie, Ip0er Sornii8nnlct % Start'
uimpeIer ionfes for Den fcrIte 2sber.
Set cr SeuiorfIaSien, SfiIeberrcS
"2anoitpruSfarer" ser, iom ii9 bsr
% bsr, inotager ierite NIaSS paa
Irogrammet. Tda Dem fan man ie,
booo SftIcbniugeu fr9oer al Sri.
itigbeo, Smibigbeo, Strait % ibabig
gpeIie. Get er life gamle Golf, bare
meIlcu 30 % 40 Mar. Nen for Gt
SorifieI poa Dem % De andre! Stfe
netcp poo autauet al Sab, men Still
Sfifsrine. gr man cper De 80 90
tar iaat minore Sio til Den Itabiee
SoeIie - ia iaa blir man "sammcl"
SfiIe6er ultiaa. Scm en- ianbiplIig
Trpmie | beune aIasle fan
uruncS areI Eefitao, Sitre Sfer, JON
Iico bcsse @anee % - iaa imteS Oct
os - behre enc De to andre
lem flurtr oct: Sl,brig YeoericnL 30.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22

geeSlcm at ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Sore
orasene er affnttebe / ct ureset Getfattes
lt9t sprog o8 er baarct Of en- irrb og
Ggte &ierlisbeb til S9breGanb % Spltez
itpre. eatboer, iom leier gnseIit %
alerne bill baoe ct SnbbIt /, bptlte Ssors
plt9tei'er ~paobbiIer @nr9erre / Dor itore
GeprbIit, bill bobe babe 8Irne o. ltbs
bbtte al at I9ie 9oeerL Sem inbe6o[ber
in9en @arifeliebeber, men bebanbIer
9rett o8 hnrt mango Spsrssmadl, Iom
enboer tenferbe aneritanif 8orger aier.
nc bill tonnre til 9Iarbeb ODER. gooer
et trbtt meb tatre Spper paa sobt 9as
Dir o8 en- i1tbblntber.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22

NIT p6erite. Dit Orb, min CODE
Billie % min Grfarirg ituar til Oh.
r,uerrs Gispofition; ben pI nItio
fiinne ftcIe poa Samarbeioe meo Re.
gieringer, Der amer BET for tin IIigt
at borne ON og mare @itsIattSs hi.
i~toriite Mfpfrdtiorrr % at .aienop-
rette Ro % Sroen | 2anoet." Re.
gieringens 1rogrom nrootoaes I bp-
bette Emisbeo al 9umaen, men bn
bet bar opInit seroabebe SocinIifterne
% De f~onferpotioe | en- beftig Debit.
Semofraterne iogSe albrig ct Orb.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22
ct banf Tnrtpis llbclb.

Giebenbapn teIesrafere8 oen 19ot
marts: go~eIiesifibet "@ifins" bI9'
ite ibag operenoe noe pao Sfibsperf,
tet unber en- iterf Storm. Ger bar
400 arbeioere beifiGitioet omborS
paa Sfibet, oa llbeIbet inbtrai, men
finn 10 Wonb fom tiIifabe, % intet
RenneIfeItp gil tnbt. Gen isrite
&apport pofte fort SpituSs, Sa Oct
beo iig, at so Wonb bar orebt.
"gitine" Dor enbnu life Felt f9rbig.
bpgget.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22

mint, og s. 9. Irbef al De 0spes
Sfiflitb. en- Sang itoo SiIbeIm SOL.
nen, 9prlim, ghert 3lmo, "Snour",
os aage Sreffen, 2ier, Sarolo 9atr-
funsSmien boppet 80 Ieter, men
falbt besp9rre besse @ange.
S 9lasie 1 bar antageIig Ser gaf-
fen, SrpfiI, oe bebite llbiigter, oa ban
itoa begge @ange, og ct Ssritemano
i SGngoelsbet. g. Simonien, 8ar.
Den, itoo pent begge 8anee, Sstar
9raatben, gifer, life i,tIbt iaa mutt,
pibere Siitetn Witbus, gtneoalen,
npget itrnt, Sobonnes @rini, 9rt'
mmobalen, &ongepofalenS 8inber
ifior, meset goot, ariitian Susl,1m,
'grrltr, bebre. $ 8lasie 2 too
Srpgpe Sti9lsb9f Nobl1m beg9e
@ange, iGrlie iiuift ben enc Gang.
otto @lrt6en "Siom", @tnur SfieIs'
bpf, Mobim, .. Sppertien, "Start",
rent % Sobt, uf 2arien, Strsmmen,
@ognouIo Gbrtitimien, &rtittania,
Mermber grifien, &so, Otto Gbrt'
itimien, 9pbalen, % Sans Sanien
@Grum, itob oeiaa beg8e Sarge.
Wonge 9sbere, lanlebes Serlofim %
;Semiet, ariitianta, % Sans Soe'
g~oaroeit, 9rrmmbSalen, itoo paffert
en- Gang, men bar ubeloi9e % falot
fen moer. Iagnls acnorp boppet
80 Ieter, men ban faIbt begge 8nn'
&c. grling STONES, Srpiil, Ssr1te-
mano ira 2Gngoerenbet, meo beore
Gio emo ieIpe Ssritemanoen ira
alasie /, Loo til at pGre altfor 9ttg'
Ilelig for fin Yrnmie; ban trpttet
Ifpet - OF faISt enboa itpggere.
s aqasie 8 pil antaselig entet Sim
Sdianber, "Sart" eaer Otto Snn'
gen, 8droer, faa ben eneIte Rru1rtte
for bcme alosie. 8ntife faar en- al
Sem Samernes Sofal. @egge baooe
uipbpunlig itiliulbe SOP, men Soi''
qen bapbe begge @arse 2 Wteter l91'
oere SOY: 80 o9 81 Wteter. Sorlloe1r
>i5ie to itoo 6. 8ronneruo, 8isoif,
% SiuImar l1nOeIio Gina, iomnte
Screening, to @an8e, Sen fsrite pene1t.
S Wfano itob en- Sang.
Srm man oil ie er 2iiten ooer
hem, iom too TO Sarge, life lang, og
ielp meoregnet Dem, Der itoo en-
8ang, blir Oct i1ttet tort Sdl ltaa'
enbe al De noget oper 200 SOP. Wtan.
refaloet par isrgeIig tort. Naturltg.
RIG ifpIotes bette for en- itor Del ~.
ret, ipm bar uiepnt, ioet Oct gleb 8Iat
i Sfp9gen % bang i9ien | buer Sol
itrinle. Sfierne maatte imsrc8 ltertt,
% imlrte eli / 8ornine er life 8ooe
at boI6e "paa Nab$"; be GLIDER let
ib og bingIer. De tongeIl8e onerpar
9sbet til bets Slutning 90 flllgte
nteo i'm fienote SbrGtSinteresie nsie
nteo bper eneIte 2eber. &ongcn git
trent til Soppet for at ie beore, og
0ronningen % 8riniesie Stctorio
fluate efter % brlgte flitti8 line 80
tcgrofiapporoter ira ioritielltgc Gao'
Ie operlior, paa % neoenfor Soppet.
9ipIonlotiet por iGrOcIeS taIrig re-
~erpIenteret poa n iGriftlt Tribune,
ca foreprigt ioaes en- Wpraoe 6retn'
me6e: 9arcn 90 garonesie gltren'
Sinede, YrofeSior Iitto8sSeffIer, Gr.
G6orcot % 6rue, 9rofc&ior Rsntgen,
eaa Tresietribumen gicefoniuI @ret'
itoo oq Trlte, ioruoen enocl en8elife
~ tpTfe gIaomGu0. Zen frar'te
&rptetu Sepp % andre al De trent
mcHc Officerer ira 6eItspellerne
iaoes oaiaa oeo Steunet, forlioen
morae andre mere % minore flerote
Verioner ira 1Snbs % uolano.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22
Sra uolanoet.

Sorben tar Fs en- 4bil. Sra Con.
bon mebSeIes, at ben b~efienStc Sorb-
fi9Ipforifer Sobn MiIne sisr op.
mertfom paa, at Soroen, Tom nniten
beitanoist bar pIeiet at rpite ct eller
anbet Steo, | De iioite Ia Gage bar
boIbt fig merfeIie title, % ban I'M.
bres III poa, ON bette betpber, at en-
eaer onoen Sataitroie foreftanr.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22
Suprc Sansfprcninsen | Winnca'

pulis, bar orrmngeret en- itor Cont
mererfuriion til Norge, iom niI az
aoo fra minneapolis ben Ace Sllni.
Sette er en- al DC beoite % itsrlte
Sougforeninger / Norhpeiten. sc
Seres annonce paa ct onoet Steo /
bette gla6.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22

S~tranbinger. SpiSe StierneIin-
iens ftore 9amper "Sleptc" itranoeoe
Nat til WanSag I their og trt Saose
| WGrbeoen Of 2i5oro SIR paa eng.
lambs Spbfpit. Sfibet bar paa
Siempei til 2on0on fra Stem Soutb
@ales | Mu1raIieu pid &apfta6en |
Spoofrifn. Ger bar ialt 600 Eas.
ia9erer orborS, booraf en- bel Del
apinoer % life mtnbre emo $50
8srn. ane @a8iagerer blep / Gag.
rlingen rebbet iIdnb. 8pinber %
Born fsrft. Sfi6etS Gbef, &aptein
Selbp, bar hIsiet Sisen | 80 aur, %
bette bar Bet W}eningen ifuIbe bore
bans iioite &eiie. Ioar ban fom
belifinoet biem fra benne 2nngreis,
iaa oiloe ban "IP9ge OBJ. 90 iaa
ituloe ulpffen bore itoe, iuit iom 8ei.
len n9iten Dor ODER. "Sileoic", Tom
bar ct Surtsi poa ooer 10000 Cons,
antnges at bile bIt ct totaIt @rag.
- RGiten irtSen Spnsuibbe fra
"Sueoic" itran6e6e nGiten iamtioist
ben ftore 0eupiterlinie.9 Camper
"SSSebba" paa Siemoei til England
ira afrifas geittpit. Basiaeerer -
Der for bet meite beitoo Of inoaIibe
SoIouter - og Wanbitab biereeoes
iiono, men ogioo bette Sfib antages
at bile BIZ ct totoIt @rog.
Canine Nnt itran6e6e oaiaa
andre Gompere, bppraf en-.
felte beifrioes iom ureget ftore, poo
foritieaise Steoer poo GngIanos
4Tt.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22
Gun Ell "RRoMo ouININEn.

ipm er Iaratiu 0srpmo Euiuin. yipler meb Iia
ueuee gapu beordgsr ituubout. Ten fsrite % cprtn'
beIiae Cold Tablet or en- bpto Vaftc mcb forte %
rsoc SUgitaper 90 bGrer Vupnet u. N. @rons. &e.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22

@r on tr9t, ubIibt, nerprs, igpnIss, fSler
oaarlt8? Soniiters Rodp Wpumtain 3ea
itprter Nerperne. biRlper Sprpsielien, brin.
ger tprtrlitenoe Sgon. IS Gents, Sbe eaer
Tablets.
Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1907-03-22

@Uioc Sticrur Siniru bar orrau.
Qeret iem tore 8aor % Sommcr Gr.
turijouer til SfanOiua0itu bette 9lor.
81 imuft ubitpret Grturitpns Sro.
gram crboloeS irit w0 itror al ben,
Denoc iig til @hitc Star Cine, t2t
South &btr0 Street, WineapoliS,
Nliuu.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

This is true of theater crowds, too,''
said Mr.. tombstone. why with pro-
vincial touring companies in the past,
maltreatment was regularly expected.
In fact, the companies profted by it
in more ways than one.
II know of company that was
playing The Broken Vow,' in Paint
Rock, a one-night stand. The audi
ence didn't like The Broken Vow
and eggs, cahbages and potatoes rain
ed upon the stage.
Still, the play went on. The hero
raved through his endless speeches,
lodging an onion or baseball every
other minute, and pretty sore from
those missiles that he hadn't been able
to dodge.
''But finally, a gallery auditor, in
paroxysm of rage and scorn, hurled a
heavy boot. and the actor, thoroughly
alarmed, started to retreat.
Keep on playing, you fool Kissed
the manager from the wings. as he
hooked in the boot with an umbrella.
Keep on till we get the other one ="
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
JANITOR GILCHRTsT.

Senator Gilchrist of Brooklyn walked
into the Ten Eyck hotel IN Albany one
day to use the telephone Give me
1921, MAN," he called. Minute after
minute passed and central still had
not got the number.
viii you hurry up with that num-
ber?" asked the Senator after a time.
why, sure" responded Central.
Another long wait followed, and still
Senator Gilchrist had not got the con-
nection. Finally losing patience en-
tirely he yelled through the telephone,
Central, where is that number? You
have kept me here half an hour and
have not got it. I'll have you report
ed. I want you to understand I am
Senator Gilchrist."
cantor who?" demanded the voice
at the other end of the wire. why
don't you see to the heating instead |
of wasting your employers time at |
the telephone?''
The joke was too good to keep, and |
Senator Gilchrist told 1t on himself.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
LET OFF EASY.

Lincoln Beachy, the velI-knowy
aeronaut, was criticising in New York
the airship OF a rival.
Il don't want to be too seve = IN
TINS dangerous continuance Of YOURS. %
Mr., Beachy said. ut is a bad affair
all through, but am willing to let If
on easy. as the customer did with the
careless barber.
There was a barber in South BEND
VINO. having been out late the night
before, had a shaky hand the next
morning, and cut a patrons cheek
four times. After each accident the
barber said, as he sponged awav the
blood. "Oh, dear me. how careless."
and laughed. and let 1t go at that.
The patron took all those gashes in
grave silence. But when the shave
was over, he filled glass at the ice
cooler, took mouthful of water. and
with compressed lips proceeded to
shake his head from side to side. and
to toss it UP and down.
What is the matter?' the barber
asked. You amt got the toothache.
have your
No. said the customer: T onlv
just wanted to see If my mouth would
still hold water without leaking. that
was ALL"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
CASTE.

''The late Francis Murphy" sad a
Pittsburg man, was perhaps the
greatest temperance refor1ne~ eur
country has ever seen. Over 10000 600
people, thanks to his labors, took the
pledge.
Mr.. Murphy plain, sincere man,
hated snobbishness hardly less thaa
drunkenness. At dinner here in
Pittsburg once heard him robul.e,
with little anecdote, a snobrisf mil
lionaire.
He said there was a rich and snob-
bish English woman living in the coun-
try. Her husband put himself up for
a political place, and in order to help
his campaign along, the woman gave
garden party to which every voter
for miles around was invited.
Amongst the humble guests was a
very independent grocer. The grocer
made himself quite at home. No dukes
manner could have been easier and
freer. Indeed, the mans total lack Of
subservience angered his hostess ex-
tremely, so that in the end, thinking to
take him down a peg, she said to him
You know, Mr.. Greens, in London
don't go into the best So
ciety.'
''rhe grocer looked at her and nod
ded and smiled.
They don't here, either, ma'am,'
he said
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
Anecdotal
!. SOLD HIS WILD WEST HAIR.

+. SOLD HIS WILD WEST HAIR.
Kansas grown hair is worth SIS in
| the State of Virginia. 1t costs SO cents
| to have six years growth of hair cut
| in Norfolk. Tom McGill of Hope.
! Kas., will attest to the above figures,
according to a Washington paper.
McGill, up to few days ago, rode
| on the stage coach in the '101' Ranch
Wild West show down at the James,
town exposition. In the mimic attack
by the Indians, McGilPs duty was to
NOW down a few of the redskins with
his trusty rifle. A few days ago he
got homesick and rendered his resig-
nation, with the proviso that he be
allowed to rejoin the show later in the
season. The Miller Brothers, owners
of the show, consented, and Tom got
his leave.
McGill didn't care to carry back that
crop of hair to Kansas, so on his way
to the steamer in Norfolk he stopped
at an establishment which purchases
human hair. McGill's locks were
blonde, shade that is very much in
demand in that city.
! "What'n you give me for my hair?"
he asked the proprietress of the store.
She looked at the Westerner critically.
McGill wore a big wide sombrero, car
ried A Colts at his side and had on
a pair of boots that came up to his
knees.
i Mice shade" commented the wo-
man; how long have you been grow
ing it?''
{ six years." replied McGi1l. "and it's
genuine blonde. no prox-prox, oh, what
the deuce do you call it?''
Peroxide" the woman assisted.
Yes, that it, said McGill.
IF you got a pound there said the
storekeeper, I'll risk SIS
McGill assented and hiked out for
barber shop.
!, Gimme a hair cut" said the cow
boy.
Laws, boss" remarked the son of
Ham, with the scissors and comb, to
whom McGill addressed his remarks, !
dat ar haid of har am gwine cost you
double price. Twill be jes' half a |
dollar
let 'er CO." said McGill, and the
barber got busy. After the job had |
been completed McGill wasn't recog- |
nizable. He paid the fifty cents for
the job, went to the hair shop, where
the locks were weighed, and they ball
anced the scales at just one pound.
McGill was handed SIS, he delivered the
hair, and then hiked for the steamer
which brought him to Washington,
where he took the train for Kansas
Kansas City Journal.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
NOT IN sHERLocKs CLASS.

To Frederick Kohler, Cleveland's
chief of police, a reporter submitted
the other day an idea for use in the
war against male fiirts that Mr.. Koh-
Ter is waging.
Your idea. is novel, said the chief,
laughing, "but, from the practical
point of view, I am afraid. that there
is not much in 1t.
IN fact-if you'll excuse me-your
idea reminds me of a remark that IS
imputed to one of my Cleveland
sleuths.
They say that this man, examining
a jewelers. window that had been
smashed in. muttered to himself sage
ly:
BY gosh, this is more serious than
I thought. It's broke on both siles.' :"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
ROUGH PASSAGE.

Jacob Hope, the head of Philadel-
pnia's famous photograph school for
parrots, said the other day:
There are worse things than a
swearing parrot, and one was brought
over on German boat last month.
HIS owner, sailor, swore that this
travelled bird knew no profanity, and
lady bought him.
But she had to bring him to me-
The parrot. though he didn't swear,
had evidently spent most of his time
on shipboard in the ladies' saloon, for
what he would do was this:
For hours at time he would choke
and gasp and hiccough as if he'd never
stop, and then he'd sing out feebly,
Steward-bucket.'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

Miss Peehis,'' said Mr.. Timmid, at
the other end of the sofa, ''if 1 were
to throw you kiss I wonder what
you'd say" well" replied Miss
Peehis, "I'd say you Were the LATEST
man I ever saw
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

Wife During the quarreD-I don It
believe you ever did a charitable act
IN your life. Husband-I did one. at
least, that have lived to regret. Wife
Indeed! What was it, praya Hus
band--I saved you from dying an old
maid.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

"That fisherman is always talking
about the whoppers he caught "He
doesn't catch them," answered Miss
Cayenne. He merely tells them.n
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
HARD KNOCKS.

Jim tombstone, the famous baseball
umpire, said recently in New York
that baseball crowds were far kinder
to umpires than they used TO be.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

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