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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16
A Robins Chirrup.

a miner, accompanied by his mate,
who was rather deaf, was walking
along the railway line the other day
near MotherweIl train approached
and on nearing the men 1t gave forth
an ear-piercing Shrek A smile broke
over the deaf mans face,
Man. he said, that's the first robin
I've heard this spring. Wilt Bits.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Thomas A. Edison says he wants to
see a photograph in every American
home There is no objection to seeing
them in every American home but
there would be national protest
against hearing them
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

No doubt part of the opposition to the
school bond Issue IS due to the fact that
the Board oG Education will direct the
expenditure OF the money realized from
the sale of the bonds and not the city
administration
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16
JUST FOR FUN.
a WAN From Father Penn.

We'd like to ask If the deal is right,
When they measure capitol air,
And say In the bill they quick iudite
con which, by the way, We're getting
IighD,
That it's part OF a capitol chair.
And we'd like to learn, so be there's
one
10 tell us the truth is able
How that contracting scheme was run,
by which the people badly DONE
Bought ozone With each table.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16
Inv the Library.

The novels OF adventure,
The sentimental books.
Are all so thunbed and dirty
That shabby are their looks.
Bat always new and well bound.
NO page worn TO a rut,
Are works OF thought and science.
with all their leaves uncut.
Baltimore American.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

The Russian government Is expert
mentlng with the twenty four hour sys-
tenn for clocks Do what she may in
this line. Russia viii never be abreast
Of the times until she adopts the Gre
gorian calendnr.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Cuba win send three delegates to The
Hague peace congress-. Few countries
can profit more fTomaa fun and free
discussion OF the blessings pf peace
than Cuba,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

There was an earthquake of far
reaching effect yesterday. The globe
probably was shuddering at the menu
DRY of the San Francisco disaster
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Much of the talk about tainted mon-
ey and the virtue Of he institutions
that rejects it, is nothing hui cant and
II am boiler than thou rant.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

The Presidents plea for arbitration
and strong navy is wonderfully like
cromwell's Thrust in God and keep
your powder dry
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Many OF the public officials who
planted trees yesterday hope some day
that they win sit in the shade OF their
own plum" trees,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16
RECENT PUBLICATIONS.

For one who likes fiction Young's
Magazine for April is a feast, present.
ing twenty-three storisttes, In addition
TO 4 novelette, by Fred Jackson. Lady
% Dreams The short fiction is good.
The Three Kisses Is a crisp tale OF
an Innocent-eyed ''burelaTess,' who un-
der guise OF a lonely country maiden
cleverly hoodwinks 2 wOrld-wise young
man 10 his great discontinue 1.-The
Ring is a clever storIette from the
French OF Michel Corday, and THE
Swan Song, by Aleck WooIcott is a
story Of theatrical life. "'rho Dead Are
Silent, by Arthur SchElltzler, author
Of THE Reckoning, now appearing at
the Berkeley I4yCeum In New York, Is a
good piece Of fiction "a Master Of
ChlCanery," by Aubrey Lanston is a
TollIcklng BIT or comedy. while In 'T'he
Adventure of the Dermo pathlc Doctor"
c. T. Mason tells a detective story
8 East, Seventeenth St, New York.
The following are among the lead
Ing features OF Recreation for April.
''The Silver kine OF the Sea- Charles
j. Holder Motoring In old Fland-
ers,' Henry w, Wac; Bear Hunting
in Northern New Mexico" +, Dana
johnson; when Mother and l Co
Fishing" poem, Maude sutton "Rac-
ing Small Yachts in the Pacific" Allen
IL Wright america a Nation Of
Marksmen." Annie Oakley; "Biue Rib
bon Cooling Journeys Of 1901" Arthur
Potion, "The Automobile Tire Prob
lem and Its Solution Hiram p. Max
I'm; and Ely Castings for Trout From
Canoe James a. Crufkshank.-
West TWenty-second street New York.
The April Travel Maya zine takes It's
readers 10 the most interesting places
they could visit during tho spring
months, a sprlngtlme Ttamble In Ire
land" 'AuyomObilng 10 Old Virginia"
"Fittlng Out Cruising Yacht and
Walter PTichard Eaton's Calendar OF
Travel are an good features. In
George r. Kings "Perihed Forest OF
Arizona we learn about mammoth
trees turned 10 stone In the James
town Exposition We have condensed
information concerning the purpose
0nd character of tho prOcc edlngs which
VIII center at Hampton Roads. Wiz
glnia. during tho next several months
''ICaland's Wonderland" by Frederick
Houk Law Is the dramatic experience
OF a party on horseback among the lava
rocks ~ the Arctic Tcglon.--ss Fourth
Ave. New York
An article by Stewart Edward White
entItlod "Jnck Boyd Master River
man" Is the keynote OF the ApriI
runber OF tho outing Mo gazIne Other
special articles ARE lust as broad In
their scope as this. Arthur Ruhl writes
1.-The Conspiracy Of Pontiac" by lynn
Tew Spragyle, Ia one of the series OF the
Outing Magazines Timely History"
articles. In Pontiac. Mr., spFase has
found a subject worthy OF his Vivid
treatment for the redslSln was the
greatest Indian organizer who ever
''John KendrS's idea" by Chester b.
Fernald. 1.-THE Dins-FladlSd Ebeneser."
by Hen BLOW. Is a genuinely funny
yaEn -96.d Wcst Thirty-1irsr street
New York.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16
A Query From The West.

By the way. what politician is truly
and hon sstly In favor OF the contIibu-
tonless campaign milwaukee, Sem
tlnel
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Tor the frst time in the history Of the
American navy the United States has
Pacific aeet. May Its mission always
be paClflcI
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

If you planted trees the way In which
they should grow, when they get old
they WIN not depart from It.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

George Bernard Shaw says hat most
women are liars. They would be jus
lifted In re t1rtlng, You're another
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Evidently Thaw has come to tho
conclusion that there is not wisdom in
q multitude of counsel
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

When it comes to discussing the Com
go Free State question. King Leopold
feels that annexation is yeNation.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Wellman is fun OF hope for his north
pole expedition. May he return from 1t
full OF success
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

No matter how uncertain Il Is tho an
certain glory of an April day cannot be
beat
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

the pren ehcr's salary and prayed fer
vently n secret FOR The ealyation or
the rich man who looked with seorn
on such un businessiise behavior
That's what we need now 10 clean this
country OF the fitth % graft, ana OF
greed. petty and big. Of Worship oil
tlnc houses and biz lands and high
office and grand social functions.
what is this thing which we are wor,
shipping but q vain repetition OF what
decayed nations fcl down and wor-
shipped just before their light went
out2 Read the history ~ Rome IN
decay und you'll find luxury there that
could lay a big dollar over our little
d0ugl1nut that looks so large 20 us
Great wealth never made u nation
substantial nor honorable. There Is
nothing on earth that looks good that
Is so dangerous for "A man or n ma
tl0n 10 handle as quick. easy big
money II you do resist ts deadly
Influence the chances are that ~ viii
get your SON II takes greater ana
Gner heroisln 10 dare tx be poor IN
America than to charge ah earthwcrk
in MNnchura."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Peace in Central America but not
much good will to men
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Utah towns and streams are all
booming now,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

NO boy ever planted a birch tree on
Arbor day,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

American cardinals are few and far
between.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

nonIlla surrenders; he never dies.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-16

Mr.. pelmas can say Betsy and j
are ont
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
MiJG Cora GoOde

benefited ms she was. Miss Goode IL
president of the Bryn Mawr Lawn
Tennis Club of Chicago. She writes;
Dear Mrs. Pinlyham:-
tried many different remedies to
build up my SYSTEM which had become run
down from loss of proper rest and unreason-
able hours, but nothing seemed TO help me-
Mother is great advocate of Lydia T.. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound for female trou-
bles, having used II herself some years ago
with great success. So / began to take t.
and In less than month was able to be out
OF bed and out of doors, and in three months
was entirely we'll Really / have never felt
20 strong and well as have since.
No other medicine has such record
of cures of female troubles as has Lydia
+. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Women who are troubled with pain
tul or irregular periods, baclkache,
bloating Tor fiatulence), displacement
OF organs, Inflammation or liberation,
can be restored to perfect health
and strength by taking Lydia n.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Mrs. PinlSham invites all sick women
TO write her for advice. She has guided
thousands TO health. Her experience
is very great, and she gives the benefit
OF II to all who stand in need of wise
counsel. She is the daughter-in-law of
Lydia f. PinkhRm and for twenty Ave
years has been advising sick women
free OF charge. Address, Lynn. Mas.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
TERRIBLE ITCHING SCALP
Eczema Broke out Also on Hands and
Limbs-An old Soldier Declares:
"Cuticura IL "A blessing"

at all times and to all people | am
willing TO testify to the merits of CUT.
cura. 1t saved me from worse chan the
torture of hades, about the year 1900. with
itching on my scalp and temples, and al
forwards it commenced TO break out on
my hands Then it broke out on my limbs
l then went to a surgeon, whose treat
ment did me no good, but rather aggra-
waited the disease | then told him
would go and see physician in Erie. The
reply was that l could go anywhere, but
case OF eczema like mine could not be
cured; that ] was too old (S0l. / went to
an eminent doctor in the city OF Erie and
treated with him for six months. with
ike results. l had read of the Cuticura
Remedies, and so l sent for the Cuticura
Soap, Ointment and Resoyent. and con.
tinued taking the Resolvent until / had
taken six bottles, stopping it to take the
Pills. was now getting better / took
two baths day, and at night / let the
lather of the Soap dry on used the
Ointment with great effect after washing
In warm water, To stop the itching at
once l am now cured. The Cuticura
treatment Is blessing, and should be
used by every one who has itching of the
skin. can't say any more. and thank
God that He has given the world such a
curative. VIM. II. Gray, 1903 Mt Vernon
St, Philadelphia, Pa, August ., 1906"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
DOLLS FoR MONKEYS
After Playing With the Toys the Sim.
ians Tear Them TO Pieces.

w. T. Dando. the official photogra.
pher TO the London geological gard
ems, recently went to tho monkey
house To- take some photographs Of
the chimpanzees. and with him went
MS little girl who happened to be
carrying a huffy-haired wax doll
Mickie,' one of the chimpanzees
was so attracted by the doll that the
photographer couldn't get him quiet
enough to take a picture. and at last,
in desperation he handed the play
thing to the monkey. The result was
emineutly satisfactory After playing
few minutes with the toy. "Micllie"
agreed TO behave and posed beautifully
for the camera. holding the doll i'm his
arms as carefully as If It had been
alive.
The next few days all the other
apes were jealous OF Mickey"
Some Of them wept and refused to be
comforted. Jerry Dunn. the keeper.
told the inquiring public of the state
OF affairs. Dolls of all kinds began
arriving at the zoo Some were
brought by little girls; others came
by post addressed to different apes
by name. And then there was re-
joicing I'm the monkey house. Each
ape was supplied with woody doll
or rag baby
a constant supply of dolls is need
cd, for excepting "Mickie." the dwarf
chimpanzee and Della" the red hair
ed ourangoutang. who are careful,
the bigger apes play with their dolls
little while and then tear them to
pieces.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
FOR THE CANARY

There Is nothing our canary bird
appreciates as much as "a bit OF green
food once IN whilc-iust a few
sprigs OF chickweed or "a lettuce Leaf
TO play with and nibble az And this
Is how ! used TO provide FOR him AN
through the winter. kept O flower
pot flied with good rich soil standing
directly under his cage and twice a
week when his cage was cleaned. 7
used TO throw a pinch or two OF his
bird seed into this flower pot. The
seed would sprout In day or two
and In day or two more would de-
velop a long. whity-green stem and a
few small leaves at the end of &c. says
an exchange. These plontlets were
eagerly consumed and were evidently
considered great delicacy.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12

n very careful about her churn. she
tcalds % thoroughly after using. and gives
" sun bath 90 swcofen lf She knows
that N her chnrn o. sour lt viii faint the
butter that a. made in It The stomach la
churn. Tn the stomach and digestive
and uutritiye tracts are performed pro-
cessos which are almost exactly uko the
churning ~ butter H. 10 MOI apparent
thcn that N this stomhch-churn o. foul re-
makes foul all which D. put intoit2
Tho cvil Of ca foul stomach o. NOT alone
the bad taste in tho mouth and thr fauI
breath caused hy it but Tho corruption q
the pure current of blood aud the q i.snnl-
nation N disease throughout tho holly.
Dr. iicrco's Golden Medical Discovery
makes the sour and foul stomach sweet
10 does Tor che stomach what tho washing
and sun bath do Tor thochurn-ahsoiu
removes every tainting or corruptInu eIa-
ment Ia this way 10 cures blotches.
pimplcs, cruptions. scr1fulous sweiiInqa-
sores, or open eating ulcers and an
humors or diseases arising from bad blood.
III you have bitter. nasty, foul taste In
your mouth. coated tongue. foul breath
are weak and easily tired. feel depressed
and respondent, have frequent headaches
dizzy attacks, gnawing or distress in stom-
ach, constipated or irregular bowels. sour
vi nitttI tiNlnEs after eating and poor
appetite these symptoms, or any consider
able number ot thcm. Indicate thatyou arc
suuorlng from biliuusncss torpid or lazy
hNcr with tho usual ACCOMPANYING lrdf.
yestion, or dyspepsia and their attendant
arrangements.
Lhe -hest ageQis klaI.a u MEDICAL sci
elSe IQL -IlGElIL ~ NO Nhoyc sYmpfOms
AlAcopQllons, as atLtAIeILl LllMTIfrUF
OF ,1eadlQg1e lchGts- and practItIQneTS ~
al inc SeXeL1l SCHOOLS " MEDICAL nrlcIIce.
n2Ne been skllILglLL-And- harmonlQusly
cQmblned in nL-RICrcc,A- Golden Afcdlc-ll
IlllSA.cnAerX> That this Is absolutely true
VIII 90 readily proven 20 your satisfaction
n you will but mail a postal card request
70 Dr. X. Y. Pierce. Buffalo. y Y. Tor a
Jroc copy Of his booklet OF extracts from
the standard medical authorities. giving
tho names ~ all the ingredients entering
into his worid-famed medicines and show
Ing what the most eminent medical men
or the age say OF them.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
THE CONsOLABLE WIDOW.

Widows in Paris appear TO be about
ton times more easily Consolable than
widowers Out of 1907 derelict
ladies on whom statisticians keep an
eye after their husbands demise only
three were left still lone ana mourn
ing after eighteen months had passed
pN Ont of 22f0 widowoIs thirty
seven remained WConsoled or had
had enough in one go az the lottery.
one hundred and forty had not the
grace 90 wait until the year was out
o. remarry, CPS did wait year. but
took second wives Immediately after
ward All those who married again
had done It before three years had
some by Apparently ii a widower
can wait three years he is safe and
falls into the minority. which in this
case was thirty-seven of those for
whom once is enough.
After divorce. ON the contrary. the
ladies are much more shy than the
men about entering the bonds again.
Ont on 7l7 women whose marriages
had been dissolved seventy-nine still
shrank from trying the experiment
again after nine years had elapsed.
Ouf OF 600 mon 1o9 married again
OF soon as they possibly could-im-
mediately after the decree became alb
solute. An those men who did make
a fresh start Ina wedlock had done so
within two years from their divorce.
London Telegraph.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
Very Small Armies.

Very small are the armies OF some
OF the little governments OF Europe.
Ihat OF Monaco comprises seventy.
hVe carabineers. the same number az
guards and twenty liremen The army
OF Luxembourg has 1875 gcndarmes. 10
volunteers and thirty-nine musicians.
but the law provides that i'm time of
war the volunteers may be- temporar-
lily increased 10 $50. In the republic
OF San Marine compulsory military
service prevails the result being that
an army of $50 men and thirty eight
officers can be summoned to the
colors. One company OF sixty men
forms the army ON n peace footing
Chicago News.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
Huntino Votes

The Muscotah O<an) Record"
tells OF some OF the amusing features
OF the chasing OF rural voters. "Tho
other day" says the Record WAR
rem Guthrie. Republican candidate
fOr county attorney. was returning
from sale in the country and no
ticed what he took for u voter al
work in a field. 81 may need him "
remarked Guthrie. as ne climbed out.
hitched his horse and started across
the newly ploughcd ground TO ask
him for his vote I'm getting through
the fence Guthrie tore his trousers.
afterward sank knee deep i'm mud and
water i'm crossing a draw, and when
he reached the man he discovered
that the farmer was only TO years
Old
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
49, Things
M9=...@toWe'r

Tho newest craze with the bolero
BE- The high ceinturc OF fur
a novelty In adornment for tailor
frocks is Eat jet beads.
The effect Of a patent leather belt
OF black trimmed with the jet beads
Is striking
Practically all OF the skirts Of
tailor-mades are pleated in one way
or another
The Irish and Cluuy lace suimpe
has whimsical lacings OF the brown
velvet ribbon
The small vest OF velvet OF silk,
often crossed. o. feature OF most OF
the new suit models.
In lifting a long skirt nothing is
prettier or daintier than an exhibit
tiou OF lace or ribbon or silk frills
The several rows OF broken coral
which the school girl wears about her
neck are an effective color note upon
% sober school trock
The aUover lace zmmpl is a dressy
adjunct lo The light weight gown that
lidr fair to hold o. favored place we'll
into Ono coming season
Fu. continues fo appear upon the
winter modelE special Kind is
seem thst if IONS haired Ind silky
Wue the peit ls it Del hnrd to aay
$50 ur no simon pur Empire
AlUHs h.re appeared Th. upe sur-
wives Iu effects ttaf tsto moro to DO
n|rH dino hack. fHnn IH. f.nrfH az
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12

The near completion Of the Penn.
syivania tunnel reminds the American
Israelite OF the oldest known tunnel
IN the world. that of Siloah. near
Jerusalem. 1t was used as an aquc-
duct. The famous inscription. dis
covered few years ago, celebrates
the first meeting of the diggers from
both sides. Newspapers did not ap-
pear In those days, and so the event
cannot be exactly dated. but II most
probably took place under King Heze-
Khan, about 700 b. c., and is an in
teresting testimony of the high state
or civilization among the Jews at a
VINE when Europe was Inhabited by
savages.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
A GIRLS IDEAL.

Each girl has her own ideal OF "a
possible husband. and these ideals
vary AS much as do girls themselves.
To some the standard means merely
an abundance OF this worlds goods.
That sufices. The romantic school
girl must drees her dream lover in
good looks and suporlativcs clothes.
And many mature women remain
school girls at heart through decades
~ disillusioning years ono know
not whether to pity or envy them. -
New Haven Register.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
wIvEs ARE LOO sENrIMENrAL.

Mrs. Anna Giersheke. OF Chicago
says that she has just taken a step
which all practical woman suffrage
politicians in the country should fol-
low. She advertises that she has
turned out from home and hearth
stone. her suffering husband and two
adult sons, at the same time caution
ing the public that she Will not bee
responsible for any debts they may
contract. Mrs. Giershcke adds.
Wives are too sentimental for the
good OF their husbands and mothers
for their sons In many instances Ms
husband would not work and neither
would my sons Therefore put
them out from my house Dc win De-
the making OF them when they
evince willingness 90 work they
may return Henceforth in mt house
IL is 10 be the rule that thes who
will not work can ucithc. sleep nor
eat at my expense
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
lie DAY SIT

a certain afr OF proprietorship on
tho part Of the man walking with "a
young lady indicated that in an prob
ability the day had been set" one
OF the two ladies walking behind
them said TO the other. She will
give him hash for breakfast every
morning. and a. will be good hash
too. Just see how neatly She ls
dressed. and yet every visible article
bears plainly the stamp OF made
over. There VIII be- nothing wasted
In that family. New England Gro
Ger.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-02-12
DIFFERENT CRIEs d - -

Normal Loud and strong sud tls
nature OF scream baby ss.s red u
the face with &c.
Pain--usually sIou1 IuI .uaru.
but not generally continuous 81. De-
accompanied by C0utorIous of tI.
features. drawing 800 of tl. Ire. auI
other symptoms of distress
Temper Loud and r0n. HHd
usually violent. accompanied 1 fcE.
ing and -ti6enina soft Ihr bod.
Illness Usually u.r. obi. rr.u.
ness and moauiuF fhu @ I.s
although real Diur excited .
very slight causes
Hunger USUALLY .uuf.nu.l.
fretful cry rarely etronE and Ist
tndulReuc. co., Habit stu. .UI.f
when The 1rns rets what b.. r
only 90 begin again when lnn oI|...
is Withdrawn FuuF Harki. Con.
ley in Oiyc th. Baby Chance U
lho Outing .e1sIu.