The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-11-12
DRIE T " OOD BY PHIL n. ARMSTRONG.

| A New York costumer says that there is money in tights. Blamed If we see where there's any room.
 rs s Dro,ns m:hy ssss ias Asgs. e.osa V. reach the high prices of foodstuffs now.
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 Yes. even . spoon" may cause a l. A woman writer says that 2 pantry preserves will solve the problem Of living happily together1 The First National Bank of scotts. boro. Ala, Is paying no attention to the bull and bear.-Coiumbia (Tenn-) Democrat
 The new version. aceording to an world drinks with you: live in a pro- hibition State and you drink alone Columbia lTenn-5 Democrat. We note from The Montgomery Ad- vertiser that there has been a big run on the Alabama violet banks of late. but there is no danger of a panic, as 1t Is only the usual rush of fail-time ocrat.
 Since tbe prohibition yupheaval in Alabama, The Montgomery Advertiser without hope of future reward:
 To test water. almost fill a clean pint bottle with 1t and add a teaspoonful and Keep in a warm place for two days. If at. the end of that time 1t has become cloudy or milky. 1t is unfit for domestic use'-coiumoia tTenn.) Democrat.
 Jehn Curry of HarrisonviIle heard that perch were dippy of angle worms that had been fattened on corn. MT. Curry decided cid, t9 prSpare some me, Of ,, the ct with worms and earth and covered 1t over with e layer of corn meal. In a week the corn meal had disappeared snS Of the sseond wseR Mr and Mrs Curry hied away with the bucket to Grand River. The perch fell over each nn other ts after ,rI the cornsnsaisfsa worms m. hundreds--Missouri Show Down.
 Phil Armstrong of The Montgomery Advertiser is responsible for the state- Peggy rom Paris at the Montgomery Theatre one of the enthusiastic chorus girls kicked her slipper clear back young woman was certainly trying to fui in the future. though. not to kick out of the traces.EAnniston Star.
 Phil H Armstrong says a chorus girl in Montgomery danced so hard on the stage of a local theatre that she kicker house. We never heard of the atmoss body that way before.--Birmingha Age-Herald.
 A facetious exchange remarks that everything has advanced in price ex- cept postage stamps and country week. lies.
 Now. let us have an appropriation from Congress for an airship navy.
 The Knicksrbocker Trust Company's finisA was in short pants.-The Com
 So was the breath of it's depositors.
 Oh. yes. the line of least Sesistance may some time be a Cupid's bow of a mouth.
 Let your light so shine that the cop may see tiff you ride a wheel or an auto at night.
 The New Version. If Dixie Land gets prohibition. Business gwfne straight to perdition-- Look away. look away, look away
 Dtxfe Lana. Hoe 1t down an scratch de gravel-- Folks frum dis State swine to travel Look away, look away, look away
 Dixie Land.
 'Long This Time O' the Year. Long this time O the year, 1t seems, The woods air wrapped in hazy dreams. An peers ter me thet earth don't hold No fairer picture framed in gold Than the autumn woods in brown an
 red,
 whar on the ground the leaves is
 spread,
 An what is fairer than tre skies At early dawn or when day dies? Cinnamon, amber. crimson--ohi Wisht wuz poet so I could write it like I feel When sich grand thoughts OCT me @ a steal.
 Long this time Q the ear. I like Out towards the woods ter hike, wher the hickernuts fallin' Across the fields the Bob Whites
 callin'.
 Winter, summer, spring--take all-- Only, please, jes' leave me fall. At night the wood fires ruddy glow, A mug of cider--simmerin' low. By day, old Mother Natures cheer Long about this time O year.