New-York tribune., 1907-07-30

Had freckles all over her nose.
Suicide. then she died
But whether that helped no ono knows
Puck.
DR. Julian P Thomas the aeronaut. who was tho
victim Of an automobile accident last Tuesday
night IS an absolute fatalist. He is entirely devoid
Of fear Ho often has said himself that his
tinuous risbing OF his lie IN balloon and automo-
bile trips not due TO unusual courage. but
simply mental inability TO feel fear. Whether test
ing Paul NocQuet's theory Of ocean air currents.
after the latters DEATH submitting himself to 4
tiu jitsu expert, or racing breakneck in auto
mobile. the physician never seemed TO value his
neck The only time he has ever appeared 70 caro-
for the safety OF life limb has been when his
value TO his family has been suggested to him.
Then he has acted cautously-for few minutes
'Dr. Thomas is rather short sighted and doubtless
this was considerably to blame for the automobile
accident
CUT IT OUTr"
The maxims in our English tongue
No pithier 70 lips has sprung
Than cut 1t out!"
How very nicely might be spared
The axioms in commencements aired
With cut It out!'
an an could So}d aGT we guide the sweet young shs
Dear. cut it outi'
W;,1 WEqld ,tEs that we we might do mGPEe1insist
Apostles OF the commonplace,
fYS1a All Orators Sa HGHS'Y ike ReTe4dSS: or SGaSe'
The poets OF the cheer-up school
Who perpetrate the dreariest drool;
The tedious wits who sign their names
The ons oFd Pf the haehsy sy IS 5a%ss @ss
And tiresome may grow my song.
Scout it out! Puck
One OF the greatest sights in the world. according
TO many who have done a lot of globe trotting is a
thunderstorm I'm New York Bay The bav ia
most impressive at any time and the onIv vvoro.r
Is that so few New Workers pay any attention 10
1t Even in a fog. the eye that sees can find MANY
things to admire. When two Japanese cruisers
came to New York a few weeks ago the bay was
hidden in the fog. and there was much disappoint-
ment among those who wanted the reception 10 tho
Mikado's squadron TO be unqualified success
But New Yorks skyscrapers are never SO i'm
pressWe as when seen IN veil OF mist. slowly
poIng their huge bulk out of the gloom and the
American naval officers had no cause TO feel re-
gret when they the amazement and delight
their visitors took in the novel sight
Marie Corell is roasting the men,
Poised on the points of her peppery pen
IN weather IKE this she may turn TO toast
What do we care for a mild extra roast?
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Here's new thing in the trust line The min
listers of Kankakee, ILL.,, have formed n local
trust to control marriage and burial fees They
must have IS for performing either the marriage
or burial service although the bylaws of the union
do not prohibit them from taking more if II Is
offered to them Well that's pretty tough because
marriage and death might properly be regarded as
the necessaries of life Being born is also a neces
sary Of life. but the Kankakee baby will not have
to bear the expenses of its own debut Therefore,
we congratulate the unborn of Kankakee.
THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER
The greatest thing In all the world
Is knowing how to laugh.
Let cheerfulness support you, and
Have this for epitaph:
He rarely had a dollar, so
Could never live in STYLE
But he sang to greet the morning and
Would always q srnila."
-Biruoiu 4harn Ara