Albuquerque morning journal., 1907-01-22
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This VIII Hold You.
Phoenix now has Seeing Phoe-
nix" auto line.
The shah's prolonged refusal to lie
appears The more inoxplicable when IL
is told that he had sac wives.
So
Who said women couldn't shoot
straight? Mrs Gray of Las Vegas
perforated the target first shot
sks
When they begin white washing the
licoricc trust, the mess that will re-
suit rs too awful TO think about
4 Milwaukee man and his wife are
the happy parents Of a l6-pound baby
in which oug old free silver friend. Mr.
Bryan, should be interested
cEe
Some Ii.tlc Eamily Jars.
In noting the marriage of a MIR
Potter and a Miss clay an exchange
asks. what will the harvest be-"
$50
Henry Clews is said to be against
an income tax. But II Is doubtful if
any one could ever guess whore he
stood from one OF his market letters.
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Pursucs thc Wooliy.
Jersey Combs, who runs sheep in
Navajo county, is mingling with old
friends here this week.-Flagstaff
Gem
II is reliably stated that many Mex
leans and Indians in Mexico eat rat
tlesnakes And Tillman could swallow
a ella monster and not even look
bored.
MIR. BryaA has contracted to do
$4,000 worth of lecturing during the
coming year Unless he stops talking
he will soon be accused of being
ma@nate
Ought TO Chain II Up.
James Rartlett of Williams Is hold
ing E, chair in Frank Leslie's barber
shop on san Francisco street.-Flag-
staff Gem,
A London professor Of hygiene an
nOunces that ii is much safer to eat
too much, than 10 little More trouble
for the Common Oieezer lie can't af-
ford to be on the safe side
s4s
President Elliot of Harvard says
that the English language has its linn
itations. Rooseveltan messages and
Bryan speeches rather tend to make
Mr.. Elliot out prevaricator
s&s
"rhe Umbrella" says Senator Bev-
eridge lis a relic of an elfete and de-
.cadent civilization. The man who car
ries one ought to wear petticoats.
Some enc must have stolen Arthur's.
sxs
EnviOus
Vesuvius is discharging a lot Of
mud Rather than see ii go to waste,
somebody may import it for use in the
next campaign.-The Evening CitiZem
$50
It's ON the Chicago newspaper men.
They sent out a report of a woman
who "dror ed dead in her tracks" 1t
is hardly necessary to refer to the
proyerbial size Of the Chicago Woman s
foot
IT is declared that the charges
against the Arizona dental board are
groundless II they fall through, some
one will doubtless be led to reflect
that he Bit Off more than he could
chew.
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\ half dozen or more bents have
gone out of the Cila river bridge. y
detailed list of the bcnts that have
gone out of that bridge would rescm-
bic a report Of the bureau of the
census.
aye
Texas Soaked Again.
The chief Of police of Houston,
Texas, while seeing little old New
York, was relieved of $40 by a per
feet lady with expressive eyes. He has
come back to the plains sadder and
poorer man.
Thousands, Of horses and cattle in
the Hawaiian islands never take a
drink of water throughout the whole
course of their lives. Albuquerque. be
it said with regret has some bbulOus
citizens who are not behind the lIa-
Waiian record.
49,
An Arkansas Centcnariau says his
motto is Drink Whiskcy and trust in
God" and YOU will live hundred
years Whim may have some connec-
tion with the well known axiom that
a special providence watches over the
man with Jag.
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Thieves broke into the sheriff's of
flee in Yuma county one day last week
ana stole six pairs of handcults, six
guns and two cartridge belts
Might as well have taken the sheriff
ana the Office along to make a COM
plcte lob o. t.
t#&
Ugh!
Those members Of the legislature
who would like to make a fight on the
governor appear to be afflicted with
cold feet Santa Fe Eagle,
Including the Almanac, which as we
all know, has a very bum circulation.
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Bursr and the Climate.
Chairman II O. Bursum of the Re-
publican territorial central committee
has been a very busy man yesterday
and today He Is evidently much in
demand. but moves along just as un-
/ concerned, Just as quiet and just as
unobtrusiye as If he were in Santa Fe
simply TO enjoy this exhllarating and
fine winter climate. The Almanac.
II Is feared. however that neither
the climate of Santa Fe or New Mex
leo in general is as healthy for Mr..
Bursum as formerly
oMe
Cheer Up, willard
The great and public spirited re-