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Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Not What She Wanted.

Lawyer-Yes, my dear young lady,
you have a perfect case. II you wish,
| can secure you a divorce, without
publicity In six months.
Young Lady-But, my dear sir, you
don't understand at all. am an
actress.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

why do men swear?" asked one
woman.
ITS due to the vanity Of the SEX"
answered Miss Cayenne. "They want
to be noticed yer when they can't
think Of anything OF real Importance
TO say"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Habits OF Sperm Whale,

The sperm whale can remain below
the surface for about 20 minutes at a
time. Then It comes to the surface
and breathes so or 60 times, taking
about ten minutes to do SO.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Whom do you regard as the great,
est living actor?"
My friend" answered Mr.. Storm
ington Barnes, the question is not
considerate. You know how | hate TO
talk about myself"
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

That an article may be good as we'll
as cheap. and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale Of
Defiance Starch, each package o
tanning one.third more Starch than
can be had Of any other brand for the
same money.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Though we may be learned by the
help OF another's knowledge, we can
be wise but by our own wisdom.
Montague.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Riehes Cause Trouble,

Great riches are ever accompanied
by great anxieties, and an increase
of our possessions is but an inlet to
new Observation-Disclosures.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Starch. like everything else, is be-

Starch. like everything else, is be-
ing constantly improved. the patent
Starches put on the market 25 years
ago are very different and inferior to
those Of the present day. In the lat
est discovery--Deiance Starch-all in
furious chemicals are omitted, while
the addition Of another ingredient, in
vented by us, gives to the Starch a
strength and s~moothness never ap.
preached by other brands.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc cigar
made Of rich, mellow tobacco. Your deal.
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Where Russia Is Behind.

England has IA churches for every
100000 people. In Russia there are
only SO churches for q similar mum.
her.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Can Not Escape Thoughts.

Man is a thinking being, whether he
will or no; all he can do is to turn
his thoughts the best way.-Sir Will
liam Temple.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

ton. My wife and many Of my friends
have used Doan's Kidney Pills with
good results and l can earnestly rec.
ommend them"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster.Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
DOES YOUR BACK AcHE7
Profit by the Experience Of One Who
Has Found Relief.

James r. Keeler, retired farmer,
Of Fenner St., Cazenovia, n. Y, says;
"AbouL fifteen years ago | suffered
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Great Discovery Announced.

Sir William Crookes, as a result OF
his own researches and the expert.
ments OF Professors Krowalski and
Moscicki, OF Freiburg university, has
discovered a process OF extracting
nitric acid from the atmosphere. The
process is available for commercial,
Industrial and agricultural purposes,
and is expected to revolutionize the
nitrate industry and the worlds food
problem.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Lots Of people manage 10 keep the
truth pretty busy with its struggles
to rise.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Lewis Single Binder straight SC. Many
smokers prefer them to l0c cigars. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

You must love your work and not
be always looking over the edge OF II
wanting your play to begin.-George
Eliot.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

It is not those who read simply, but
those who think, who become enlight.
ened.-Secker.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

What a man can do is his greatest
ornament and he always consults his
dignity BY doing it.-Carlyle.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
ILadlea Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
hot, aching feet. At all Druggists, 25c. Ac-
cept 10 substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address A. s. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Granite az Fertilizer,

The government bureau of Plant
industry finds that ground granite
makes excellent fertilizer.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Always say a kind word when you
can, IL only that 1t may come in with
singular opportuneness.-Helps.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Possibly Had to Economic

At a recent golden wedding in Eng.
land the aged bridegroom wore the
suit In which he had been married.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Nothing is mare tedious than the
pursuit OF pleasure as an occupation.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Southern Wisconsin Corn and Glover
Land only So. Some Timber. Near II. r.
Easy Terms, Evans Real Estate Co, st Paul.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Fault.finding women frequently step
on their own corns.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

All men want to be able to work,
but all men do not want to work.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

He alone is poor who wastes his
time and neglects his opportunities.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
Physicians Recommend Castoria

CAST0RlA has met with pronounced favor on the part Of Physicians, phama-
~ ceudcal societies and medical authorities. 1t is used by physicians with
results most gratifying. The extended use of Casoda is unquestonaby the
result Of three facts: frt-The indisputable evidence that it is harmless:
S''"@-Ihat it not only alays stomach pains and quets the nerves. but asMmi-
la@s the food: %@-1t is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil.
1t is absolutely safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine, or other narcotic
and does not stupfy. 1t is unlike Soothing Syups, Babmans Drops Godfeys
Cordial etc. This is q good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how
ever is to expose danger and record the means of advancing health. The day
TOR poisoning innocent children through greed or ignorance ought to end. To
our knowledge, Castoia is & remedy which produces omposure and health, by
regulating the system-not by Supplying it-and our readers are entitled to
the inOrmatiOn-HaUS Journal of Health.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05

Painting is an art with some men
and a habit with some women.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-09-05
SAN SAWYER. Secrets

P. s.: Summers food.tide S in.
The bloomin' meadows hev splashed
the foothills with foam. The chestnut
trees stand along the hillside at noon
lookin' like rolled up clouds colored
by a half.faded sunset. The oaks are
full of acorns, which means a lean
streak OF pork this fall. S. S.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27

have not heard whether she is better,
Mrs. William Lee and Miss Lura
Schultz of Glenwood were visiting
friends on the mesa several days last
week
Harvey Branson had the misfortune
to have his foot crushed one day last
week by being thrown from a roller
he was riding.
Miss Ella and Mary Fisher ENTER
tained Misses Mabel Morrow, Nellie
Underwood and Effie and Edna Eding-
ton at dinner Sunday
The Fl. c. C. met with Mrs Con-
nor Thursday and program was ar
ranged for the coming year. The
next meeting will be at Mrs. Wells
home.
Mr.. Love sold his ranch to S. s.
Shaw Monday afternoon. Mr.. Love
and his family have been here but one
year but they have many friends who
will be sorry to have them CO.
A mum ber of the young ladies on
the mesa met at the school house Sat
urday afternoon and thoroughly
scrubbed and busted their Sabbath
school room, returning home about 4
O. clock tired and dirty but happy
lot of girls.
William Keller had his arm broken
Sunday afternoon by falling from a
horse. The saddle girth broke and
the horse started to run throwing him
off, breaking the arm just below the
shoulder joint. Doctor Miller was
called imm medlately and Mr.. Keller is
resting easy. s
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
Cary home, left Tuesday for California
where he will make his future home.

Cary home, left Tuesday for California
where he will make his future home.
Lynus Graves is the next victim
OF the mumps. There have been
fourteen cases of it in this vicinity
and we think we have had our
share
On account of the sickness in our
part of the valley there was no liter
ary Saturday night, April 90, being
postponed until April 81. We would
be pleased to see large crowd turn
out and hear the entertainment.
There was merry crowd gathered
at the j. T. McCary home Saturday
night. Music and dancing was in
dulged in until late hour. The
hostess served peaches and cream with
cake in abundance. o, such good
timel
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
"E PIuribus Unum,"

We are indebted to John Adams foi
our national motto. "E Pluribus
Unum." While he was minister to
England Sir John Prestwick suggested
1t to Mr.. Adams as a good motto to in
dicate the union of the colonies. 1t
was submitted to congress and adopted
by act of congress June, 11s2. The
eagle in its beak bears ribbon on
which is the motto. In the early days
of its use the eagle bore also in Its
talons n bundle of thirteen arrows. but
when. in 1871. a new seal was made to
take the place of the old one. which
had become worn, only six arrows
were placed In the talons. Whether
this change was ordered by law or not
L. not known. The old Latin motto
was In use In England as far back as
1880 on the Gentleman's Magazine.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
CARBONDALE

Mr.. and Mrs. Ozburn and little
Sunday.
Ray Sumnicht is missing from
school this week on account of the
mumps.
Eleven persons were taken into the
Methodist church on probation last
Sunday morning.
DR.. LaVern Williams was able to
be in his office this week after an
illness caused by the mumps.
Bob JeffeIs resumed his work at
the depot the first of the week after a
ten days lay-off with the mumps
Adam Sommers, our new road over
seer, is making a trip over the road
and repairing some of the worst
places.
Mrs. W. F. Needham has been
suffering with la grippe and rheu-
matism for the past ten days. AT this
writing she is improving.
{. Fouth and Sam Kelleo came in
on No. 3 Midland from Wichita, Kan :
sas, last Saturday. They will work
at the Boyle ranch this summer.
Rev. w. E. Rennett will hold the
usual Sunday morning service in the
SrnJou ha
mon will be to the graduating class.
A few of the ladies met at the
home of Mrs. H. l.. Edgerton last
Tuesday afternoon to sew for the lit
tie Level children who were left
motherless a week ago
81. L. Fdgerton went to Glenwood
Tuesday where he met his brother j.
D. Edgerton of Chicago. They will
visit their brother, E. N. Edgerton,
at Montrose for about a week.
Next week closes the most success
full term of school ever known in Car
bondale. The graduating class, of
which Bertha Pings, Katie White
and Frances Tandy are the members,
has sent their beautiful commence
mept programs to their many friends
Tuesday evening the juniors will give
a banquet for the seniors, Wednesday
evening they will render program
which they have prepared with great
enthusiasm, Thursday evening the
graduating class will render their
commencement program and Friday
evening the eighth grade will give
their promotion exercises.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27

tied silk ribbon, and where the silh
and twine join key may be fastened
This kite Is to be raised when a thun
der gust appears to be coming on, and
the person who holds the string must
stand within a door or window or un.
der some cover. so that the silk ribbon
may not be wet, and care must be tax.
EN- that the twine does not touch the
frame of the door or window. As soou
as the thunderclouds come over the
kite the pointed wire will draw the
electric fire from them, and the kite
with all the twine, will be electrified
and stand out every way and be at.
tracted by an approaching finger And
when the rain has wet the kite and
twine you will find the electric fire
stream out plentifully from the key on
the approach Of your knuckle."
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
DOTSERO

E. H. Baer was Dotsero visitor
Sunday.
MIS-. Charles Clausen was Gyp-
sum visitor Saturday.
Sam Lemon of this place has ac-
cepted a position down at Shoshone.
Charles Ide of Fort Morgan is visit
ing his brother, will, at the Doc Yost
ranch.
Mr.. Pope, who has charge of the
Stewart ranch is busy cleaning ditch
es and blowing.
Claude Stewart returned to Dotsero
about week ago where he has been
staying at his ranch about seven miles
up the river.
We were sorry to learn of the ILL
ness of Lulu Yost who has been at
tending school at Eagle. She is stay
ing with her sister, Mrs. Will Ran
dali
We are sorry to say that our near
est neIghbors. Mr.. and Mrs. Jack
Stewart and family, are to move
away in about two weeks to their
upper ranch.
We had quite card party at Sam
Lemons Friday night. Those pres
ent were: Will and Chas. Ice, Mr..
Montgomery. Claude Stewart, Carl
Stewart, Misses Pearl and Elsie Yost,
Nan Purple, Mr.. and Mrs. Lemon.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
CACHE CREEK

Considerable damage is done to the
fruit crop from the recent frosts.
Mrs. Curtis Beesley has been con-
flied to her bed with a severe cold.
Mrs j. S. Beesley came down from
Rife Sunday to visit with her son and
daughter.
Gus Wetzel went to Rife Tuesday
with apples which he shipped to Aus
tin Gavin of Glenwood.
Don't forget the school election
May 9th. A president and treasurer
will be elected on the board.
Mrs c. NJ Rulison was stricken
with paralysis last week, but at this
writing is improving rapidly,
Tod Finch, Jesse Moore and John
Wetzel are able to be around again
after week illness of mumps
Martin Enis of Eagle, who has
passed a delightful week at the Nc
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
FARMINGDALE

Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Mallery have
moved into Mr.. Doyle's new cottage.
The school board have had the school
grounds put in fine condition and
sowed with grass.
Friday evening, April 10. Miss
Sharpe, who is teaching in the new
school house IN District No 6, was
Mrs. OzbuIn s guest.
On Wednesday Mis-. Gardner, Anna
Rudelits and Katie Sievers were Wis.,
iting with Mrs. Clyde Chase.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Bliss, Mr.. and
Mrs. George Ozburn and the Misses
Sharpe and Callicotte visited with MIR.
and Mrs. Gus Sharpe on Sunday.
Arbor Day was ftly observed by our
school and th- neighboring friends.
In spite of the storm jolly crowd
enjoyed picnic dinner around the
big stove The dinner was delicious,
neighbor met with neighbor, sociabil-
ity WAS rife, the children were happy
What more could one ask. although a
blizzard ragged outside. A program
consisting of music, tree and bird
lore, was given by the school under
the supervision of the teacher. Miss
Zook. a number of rose shrubs and
bulbous roots were planted within the
grounds.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
Crude Ore from the Rockies

A second edition of Crude Ore
from the Rockies" by Major DeLan
has oeen published and the major is
circulating them free as the booklet is
not for sale. Anyone who has not Sc
cured one can get one by sending or
calling at his Office. They are we'll
worth reading as each poem is of a
different nature and carries a separate
lesson. We publish letter from
Chief Justice R. ". Steele of the
state supreme court relating to the
hook:
April 2. 1907.
Major S. J. DeLan Glenwood Springs
Colo.
My Dear Sir.-I have read with
great pleasure and interest your
poems contained in Crude Ore From
the Rocky Mountains.
1t is great relief to discover now
and then man whose thoughts are
lot wholly devoted to the subject of
the accumulation of money.
Very truly,
R. W. STEELE.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27

from Sweetwater and is now staying
at the Travellers Home hotel.
Mr.. McMillen, the county assessor,
was here doing business with our citi-
zens Tuesday and Wednesday.
Mrs. Nellie Davenport came down
from the Doll ranch Saturday and left
with MI. Chipman Sunday for Sweet
water
The scarlet fever patients are re-
covering very rapidly, and before
long our town will be free from the
disease.
Miss .Maude Stewart, who is assist
ing at the Travellers Home hotel, in
tends to leave for her home at Dotsero
Sunday.
L. C, Packard came up from Grand
Junction Saturday night and spent
Sunday at home. He returned Mon
day but is greatly improved.
DR.. w. A. Kerrison of Glenwood
Springs made a little visit in our
town Wednesday and Thursday, PIE
pared to do all kinds of dental work.
Miss Josephine Shepherd came up
from Dotsero Saturday morning having
completed a very successful term of
school at that place. She intends to
start for her home at Hume, Mo-, ,
about the first of May.
S. L. Wilson, who has been at 6 len :
wood the greater part of the winter
for his health, came down from Eagle
Sunday. He is greatly improved but
far from we'll. He left for his ranch
on Grand river Wednesday.
Harry Phillips, from Pennsylvania.
stopped off Saturday night to visit his
uncle, Geo. Henry. He was on his
way to San Francisco, and resumed
his journey Monday. He was ac-
companied by a young gentleman
friend.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
OLD. TIME THEATERS.
The Way House and Stage Wsr
Lighted In Garrick's Time.

inc way Rouse and Stage Wsrt
Lighted In Garrck's Time.
1t must have often struck people
when reading of the performances liz
the eighteenth century how 1t was thai
the lightning was contrived. The pow
er of oil lamps was limited enough
Iheaters like Drury Lane and Coveni
Garden were of enormous size. Their,
were no footlights, at least until about
the middle of the eighteenth century
and they were the humble "fioats." dir
enough Yet there was ample light te
observe expression and play of fea.
lures, so necessary in interpreting the
nne old comedies of character. Now
adays the stage is one blaze. 1t Is lit
orally bathed and suffused in light
Ihere are no shadows, and yet it might
be said the amount of necessary light
Is no more than there used to be and
Is not nearly as satisfactory. How was
1t then?
In the theaters of Garrick and earle,
days the stage was really lit by -four
great chandeliers, which hung directly
over the heads of the actors from the
arch of the proscenium and lust out.
side the curtain. When the play was
over, these were lowered slowly. sig
nal for the audience to depart. These
chandeliers furnished goodly amount
of light on circular zone Immediately
pelow them. The actors' faces and fig
ures were lit in the natural way. as the
sun would light them, but the rest OF
the stage was comparatively dark o,
gloomy.-B
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
CORRESPONDENCE
GYPSUM

Hon. James Dilts was in town Sun
day.
Miss Hannah Bobson is on the sick
list again.
Howard Van Horn is down at Sho-
shone again.
w. H. Lea returned home from
Ruedi Sunday.
Miss Nan Purple was up from Dot
sero Tuesday.
Will Shryack, from Eagle, was seen
in town Tuesday.
W. A. Skiff was an Eagle visitor
Tuesday afternoon,
Frank Kramer left for Leadville
Tuesday on train No. 4.
Hon. James Dilts was among the
town visitors Wednesday.
Earl McGlochlin returned from Den
YER Wednesday morning.
Mrs S. J. Melvin returned from
Glenwood last week Friday.
Mrs. o. W. Daggett is suffering
considerably with sore eye
R. W. Renshaw came down from
Sweetwater Wednesday evening.
Mr. Cushley and Mr.. Glascoe trav-
cling statesmen, were in town Tuesday
Miss Shepherd spent Sunday in
Eagle visiting friends. She returned
Monday.
Last week Thursday the Ladies
Aid met with Mrs J. Lea and daugh
ter, Ada.
Geo. Gerard and family went up
Gypsum canon Wednesday to remain
few days.
Mr.. Claig and Mr.. Nelson, both
postoffice inspectors, were in town
last week Friday.
Timothy Wolf, from Indiana, is
here visiting his relatives, Geo. Ger
rard and family.
''Dick' Belson, the candy man,
was in town Sunday doing business
with our merchants.
The Grundel house was fumigated
Tuesday and in a few days all the
other places will be.
Mr.. Sims, travelling salesman from
Grand junction, was here Saturday
with oil. kinds OF. candy. - -rr-.
Miss Lura McGlochlin came down
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
FRANKLlN's KITE.
The Philosophers Famous Experimsn,
as Described by Himself.


as Described by Himself.
The famous kite experiment is de
scribed by Franklin in letter dated
Oct. 10, 1852: Make n small cross of
light sticks of cedar, the arms so long
AS to reach to the four corners of a
large, thin silk handkerchief when ex.
tended. Tie the corners of the hand
kerchief to the extremities of the cross
so you have the body Of kite. which
being properly accommodated with a
tail. loop and string, will rise In the
air like those made of paper. but be
ing made Of silk is better fitted to beaI
the wet and wind Of thunder gust
without tearing. To the top of the up
right stick of the cross is to be fixed q
very sharp pointed wire rising a foot
or more above the wood. To the end
Of the twins next the hand u to b.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
BATH EMENT MESA
Miss Mary O'Toole is very i'll.

Miss Mary o Toole is very i'll.
Miss Hazel Price was the guest of
Miss Jessie Vance Tuesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clem We're guests at
the Underwood home Sunday.
We have had several cold nights
bu. the weather is lovely now.
Frank Station is now visiting his
father and mother on the mesa.
Mrs. M. E. Morrow was the guest
of Mrs. E. B. Fisher Thursday eve
ming.
Little Marjorie Parmenter was
taken very. i'll Sunday evening, Eve
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27

II. Station was thrown from load
of hay Wednesday at his ranch on the
Roaring Fork. He came to town yes
terday to find out how badly he was
hurt and DR.. Berry found that the
small bone of the right leg had been
broken.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
Travel Free,

Conductor" said the gasping pas
senger. vainly trying to raise window,
"there are at least a billion microbes In
this car"
You ought to be able to stand that
II the company can." growled the
street car conductor. I'VE don't get a
blamed cent for carrying 'em."-Chi-
cago Tribune.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27
BRIEF LOCALS

DR.. Crook performed couple of op-
erations at the Glenwood sanitairum
Thursday forenoon, the patients being
Mrs. Dunbar of New Castle and Mrs
W. o. Damon of Spruce Creek
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27

"For over thirty years" writes a
gentleman in Los Angeles, IL have
used Arbuckles' Coffee. Many times
my family has tried other coffee only to
come back to our Old reliable, unchange-
able Arbuckle.' No other coffee has
.h. unioun never failing aroma, ! care
not Il what price. ! have often wished
l could tel you this" Many other
peopleshave the same opinion.
Arbsekls' w.s the First roasted packased
eeGse. cd II salss szceed al the othen put
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-27

together. That it costs you less is due simply
to our coffee business being so much greater
than any competitors. in fact. it is larger than the
next four largest firms in the world combined.
We naturally can and actually do give better
coffee in ARIoSA than anyone else can give
for the price; Being the standard article i i.
sold a, the n.nowea margin q profit.
Some grocers will try to sell
you instead loose coffee which the
roaster is ashamed to sell in a