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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
THAT RARE ANIMAL, MAN,
Seldom Caught Before 8 O'Clock In
London, Never In Day Time.

Time was when London was one of
the capitals where man could be dis
cerned with the naked eye In the day.
time; but now he Is almost invisible
except at certain favored spots In the
city and a few eclectic clubs at Pail
Mall.
There was a period considerably
later than the stone age, when this
interesting but rare creature was to
be observed, feeding quite tamely, at
literary and political breakfasts. Later
on, he was still to be enticed by fair
hands to lunch parties, and was some
times found lowering near the tea
table of some beautiful and expert
tanner between Ave and seven
But with the new century this rare
creatures habits have altered most
completely, for he is seldom to be
caught before eight p. m. on week
days, and has a habit, moreover. OF
retiring to remote haunts and OBJ
scure thickets from Friday night till
Monday afternoon.
II has been observed that the
younger and best bred specimens ex.
hlbit a curious dislike both to the
immature and elderly females of their
kind, but have been known to show
marked animation when enticed by a
young and comely matron, and will, on
these occasions. approach without
fear, and even feed out of her hand
London Sketch.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
The ROYAL Road.

Struggling Author--Why, De Poesy
how prosperous you look! Was your
last book of poems a success?
De Posey-No-o, can't say that II
was.
Published a popular novel, per.
haps?"
NO"
"Ah. then you have written a play.
have always held that play writing,
while not the highest form CT art. was
nevertheless"
81 have written no play"
you haven't? Where did these fine
clothes come from? How did you pay
for that handsome turnout"
Il have abandoned literature and
am peddling clans. IN. Y. Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13

barreled cannon was more disastrous
to the men behind It than to the en-.
envy In front. 1t was drawn back to
the city and was never used again
except to celebrate Democratic vic.
tories, the number of times for this
purpose being limited. except In state
campaigns. Several years ago the old
cannon disappeared from In front OF
the city hall, and 1t was found In a
junk shop. from which 1t was rescued,
and after being mounted and placed
in the little park on College avenue,
opposite the federal building. where
1t now Sandstone OF the most inter.
esting relics of the civil war.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
GOOD Jokes
FAR FROM 1T.

Willie takes a hammer and
The furniture he breaks
II threatens to upset the land.
The uproar that he makes.
He's always acted just that way
Since first he learned to toddle.
One thing at least It's safe to say:
He's not a mollycoddle.
He makes his little sister cry;
lie beats the smaller boys.
TO shoot the teacher In the eye
Is greatest OF his Joys.
We cannot say just where or how
Such things got In his NOODLE.
our only comfort Is to vow
Hes not n mollycoddle.
Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
Lucid.

Finally Archimedes. who for an hour
had been patiently guiding the mind
of his pupil through demonstration
of an abstruse mathematical problem,
was rewarded by the CLEAN OF intelli.
gence that appeared In the young
Athenian's eye.
And dost thou see the light, lad?"
Perfectly" was the enthusiastic re-
Spouse. 1T had me stumped at first.
I'll admit, but it's really absurdly sim.
pie. The whole thing is like Greek to
me."-Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
Sudden Chance of Subject.

Mr.. Smallpurse (who has carefully
figured up the cost of two theater
tickets and the street car fare)-Do
you enjoy the drama, Miss Gehall?
Miss Gehall-Oh, very much. but
] become entirely worn out every time
l 90. You see, the play is seldom over
before half'past ten. and then II takes
fully an hour to get supper at Rectors
and after that comes the long ride
home. and the hackmen do rattle you
80. you know.
Mr.. se-Um-er-what do
you think Of Browning?-N Y
Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
LATEST IN LOcOMOT,oN,
With Curved Shoe One Can Move
Twice as Fast as Without Them.

London.-It is claimed that anyone
using the new curved shoe represent.
ed In the illustration can move twice
as fast as he can by walking In the
ordinary manner. the shoe causing
the steps to be doubled in length.
The continuance is the result OF much
experimenting and OF many modifica.
lions of designs. The new walk"
takes less time to learn than skating
and the weight of the shoes Is not
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13

more than that OF skates. Fitted with
broad sole, the curve shoe provides
the best means for travelling over a
sandy soil. II is fastened to the foot
and calf by three hooked buckles.
The curve shoe consists of the
curved shoe itself, foot holder. and
leg rod with ankle Joint, The wear.
er Of the shoe uses the ordinary move.
ments OF walking. In place of the
steel touching the ground. the curve
is set down and the step Is completed
by forward rolling motion OF the
sole. When the sole rolls forward
a spring is frightened. and this swings
the shoe forward when 1t is raised in
readiness for another step
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
Accounted For.

Among the many stories told OF the
Scottish judge. Lord Young. is one as.
ISOLATED with an election in Edin.
burgh, when II was announced that
Lord Wolmer had been returned by a
majority of three votes, Later a cor.
rection made the majority 300, and
gave the names of two lords OF SEES.
sion who had voted for the successful
candidate. Lord Young. thereupon re.
marked: That accounts for the two
ciphers,"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
Were He a Bird.

With an ugly sneer he tossed aside
the bread which she had made with
her own hands.
IF were only an ostrich" he be-
gan.
But the young woman cut him
short.
Yes, II you only WERE" she
snapped, then might get at least
a few decent feathers for that old hat
I've worn since my wedding day"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
An Unsatisfactory Hi.

Did you make hit as leading man
in the company you were in?" asked
Mr. Stormington Barnes
Yes" replied Mr.. Walker Tighs. 81
hit the manager for my back salary,
but the coin wasn't forthcoming -
Chicago Daily News
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
A Fine Snort

Don't you think motoring a fine
sport? inquired an enthusiast OF a
friend
Rather too fine for me-" was the
gloomy reply Il have paid away
more than the value OF my car in
fines already"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
Bible Seventy Years In Court.

After 10 years continuous service
at Wisbach. England, a leather-cover.
ed Bible with brown and faded leaves.
has been discarded. a lady having pre-.
scented the police court with cellu.
ioid.coyered copy, which will be wash
ed every day
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
A PROBES Ional oplnlon.

The Gentleman Farmer tanxiously)
What In the world, Uncle Totterly.
do you suppose is the matter with my
hens' Why, this morning ! found six
of them lying on their backs. cold and
stiff. with their feet sticking up in the
air
The Ancient Man latter suitable
season OF cogitation)-Ye hens is
dead Mr., Cittily.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
A HISTORIC CURIOSITY.
Only Double BarreIed Cannon In the
World at Athens, Ga.

Atlanta. Ga.-The only double bar.
relied cannon in the world is one Of
the historic curiosities Of Athens, Ga.
There is history of unique interest
that goes along with this old cannon.
Besides being the only double bar
relied shooting iron" OF this kind ever
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
A Story Without Words.
With the Big DIpper.

The world Is rushing ahead my boy.
And who knows but what some day
The millionaire milkman, In IA big airshlp,
May start Swimming the MILKY Way?
Chicago Daily News
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
curiosltisa Of the Sea.

Many peculiar forms Of animal life
are furnished by the sea, not the least
remarkable being certain species OF
fish that readily swallow other fish
twice their own size.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
The End Inevitable.

Miss Ginx had liberal art edu
cation four years In New York, tw
in Berlin and three in Paris"
Il see. And what now--kindergar
tening or painting China?"-Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
The Golden Rule.

do to others as I would
That ehey should do to me
To feel the Joy OF doing good,
I do to others as I WOULD
And 80 ! kissed her where she stood.
And this was all my plea:
~ do to others as I would
That they should do to met
Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
Beauty.

There are women's faces, some real.
some ideal, which contain. something
In them that becomes a positive ele'
ment In our creed. so direct and
palpable a revelation is II of the In.
finite purity of love.--Holmes.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
Never.

Would Mrs. Hunks repeat a scan
dale"
Not II she could think up an or
iginal one. Puck.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
PROGRESSING Some,

The possibilities increase
That this old world will move Alright
We've talked Of universal peace
And no one tried to start Tight
Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13
HE ExpLAINE Ed.

There were IA male passengers on
the street car and fat man passed
along the running. board and said to
each one in succession:
Don't think me ofiicious. please.
but I'm taking straw vote for the
next presidency State your prefer
ence, please"
'All stated IL but one. He was
journeyman tailor with n bundle OF
cloth on his knees, and he promptly
refused.
But it's only straw vote, you
know" urged the other.
IL know, but | couldn't do It,"
Il don't see what you are afraid Of
Perhaps not, but | don't propose to
get into any trouble"
II don't see how you can. Isn't this
a free country"
Yes, sir, but | work for boss"
Well"
We'll. should vote for myself, and
my boss might hear of It,"
But suppose he did,"
Then I'd get the sack In two min
u'Nos Wy Dobs W b' '"'''
date himself, and he wouldn't stand
my being In opposition. Very sorry,
hut I'll let the straw voting alone and
hang to my job."-N. o. Picayune.
Yes; but" sputtered the dumb
founded clerk.
And then again." went on the sol
emn man. unrufiled, there is another
rule demanding that leave certain
dogs or dog with the porter. Hav-
ing no dogs to leave. and not knowing
where they can be had. I felt
couldn't qualify as guest, and so
l."
But the clerk had tainted In his
tracks
Filling his pockets with stationery,
toothpicks, matches and railroad fold.
ers, the ex-guest walked out the door
and soon was lost to sight up Market
street.-Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13

Johnny. who made all these beauti.
full hills and valleys"
Il don't know. ma'am. just moved
here last week. Chicago Journal
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-07-13

Marriages by the Thousand.
It is estimated that 5000 mar.
riages are performed daily through.
out the world.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
No Recreaiins Resort.

A spot for our town people to
seek in quiet, healthful rest and
pleasant recreation is decidedly
lacking in Deming and nearby
vicinity. We have beautiful
chains of sublime mountain peaks
surrounding us, it is true, but
they are too far away to enjoy
much time in one days outing
within their shadows,
As it now is many new peo-
pie are pouring into Deming.
They come here unacquainted and
having no particular diversion,
time naturally hangs q little
heavy on their hands. People
who have lived here for years
would also no doubt welcome the
building Of some kind Of a re-
sort, The GRAPHIC is working
on a plan to start a move to
build a resort that We believe is
practical and the details of
which we will make public in a
short time.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
LOCAL AND PERSONAL
KILIINoER & Co.'S. trading place,
Northwest corner OF Silver Avenue and
Spruce streets.

The public school is having a
vacation this week. Monday the
pupils enjoyed a picnic outing.
New Ignitor Points at
KNOWLES & RoLAND's.
The homsteaders continue to
"drap" down on the rich lands
of the famous Mimbres Valley.
Now is the time to have your
lace curtains laundried for the
Summer. Come early and avoid
the Curtain Rush"
DEMING STEAM LAUNDRY.
Frank James and O. ]. Melton
have opened a billiard hall on
Silver Ave. near Darr & Tackett's
real estate office.
Samson windmills and Cushman en-
gines are world heaters.
KNOWLES Il ROLAND, Agents
DENNY, N. NJ.
A string of Japs were in town
first of the week. They had
been employed on railroad work
in this country.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
]. A. Kinnear 9 Co.
Special Attention Given to
Prescription Department.

Mr.. o. r. Harvey, who is here
from his home in California Wis
iting his brother as we mention
ed last week, is looking Deming
over this week with the view of
locating in our city. We would
be pleased to see him cast his lot
here.
If you have anything yon wish
to sell quick, see Frank Gram
mer, public auctioneer, at the
Ranch Cafe.
The friends Of Riley George,
who has been in the Santa Fe
hospital at Las Vegas for the
past seven weeks undergoing
treatment for an injury he re-
ceived while at work in the
round house here, will be pleased
to learn of his return to duty.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
TOTALLY BLIND
But Travelling From Coast TO
Coast Unattended.

Mr.. G. w. Hayward, who is
totally blind, called on US Mon
day forenoon while passing
through the city. He is walking
from coast to coast unattended
save by a wheelbarrow, which
has a Hanged wheel and which
he pulls behind him as he walks
on the steel rails with the SUI
port of his cane. Mr.. Hayward
left Savannah, Ga, on Nov. 6
last and has Travelled on an ay-
erage Of about fifteen miles a
day, although he has not travel
ed steadily since he started on
his trip. lie has had no accidents,
barring an occasional drop into a
cattle guard, and expects to
reach the Pacific slope by The
middle of May. To pay his ex-
penses Mr.. Hayward Is selling
some small souvenirs and has had
pleasant, smooth sailing since he
started on his long journey.
Mr. Hayward is 81 years old
and a man considerably above
the average in intelligence. At
the age Of 10 years he became
blind through an accident, the
effects Of which totally destroyed
his sight two years later. 1t is
remarkable how he manages
to keep on the rails and pull
a wheelbarrow containing about
1875 pounds Of luggage, but he
is apparently equal to this task
as he is able to avoid trains and
other dangers. He took up his
journey here again on the s. 7.
rails Monday evening.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Do Not Crowd the Season.

The first warm days of spring bring
with them n desire to get out and enjoy
the exhilirating air and sunshine.
Children who have been housed up are
let out and you wonder where they
came from. The heavy winter clothing
is thrown aside and many shed THEN
flannels. Then cold wave comes and
people say that grip is epidemic. Colds
at this season are even more dangerous
than in Underwater, as there is more
danger of pneumonia. Take Chamber.
lain's Cough Remedy, however. and
you will have nothing to fear. 1t al.
ways cures and we have never known
cold to result in pneumonia when il
was used. 1t is pleasant and safe &c
take. Children like it. For sale by al
druggists.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
How's This3

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for an,
tae q Ca'arrh that cannot be cured by Hal
Jatarrh Cure.
7. J. CHENEY a Co. Toledo o.
We. the undersigned have known +. j. Chene,
fl the last Is years. ard believe him perfectly hon
o-nbe In all business transat tons and financially
able 20 carr out any obligations made by his firm
WALDlNG. KINNAN a MARVlN
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo. q
Halls Catarrh Cur, Is taken internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of IN,
iystem. Testimonials sent free. Prcc 10 cents pei
bottle. Sol by all Druggists.
T.ke Halls Family Pills FOR constipation.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Improving His Ranch.

J. r. Keith, the well known
stockman, is making extensive
improvements on his ranch IS
miles from Deming. Mr.. Keith
will also have considerable land
under cultivation this year.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Worked Like q Charm.

Mr.. d. N. Walker, editor of that
spicy journal, the Enterprise, Louisa,
Va, says: IL run a nail in my foot last
week and at once applied Bucklen's
Arnica salve. No inflammation followed;
the salve simply healed the wound"
Heals every sore, burn and skin disease
and is guaranteed by all druggists. 25c.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

Most every prospector who
comes here is taken in-by the
country-and forthwith hustles
out for a slice of the fine land in
this valley, which is destined to
make one of the finest farming
sections of the great West.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

Mr.. Moore, the expressman,
suffered a painful accident while
unloading some freight last week.
The injury crippled him up con-
siderably and he still feels the eff
fects of it.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Found at Last.

J. A. Harmon, OF Lizemore. W. Va,
says: Eat last have found the perfect
pill that never disappoints met and Ion
the benefit of others afflicted with tor.
pid liver and chronic constipation, will
say take DR.. Kings NV Discovery.
Guaranteed satisfactory by all drug.
gists. 25c.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Listen

and remember the next time You suf-
ter from pain-caused by damp weather
when your head nearly bursts from
neuralgia try Billiards. Snow Lin
iment. 1t will cure you. A prominent
business man Of Hemstead, Texas,
writes; II have used your liniment.
Previous to using II | was n great
sufferer from rheumatism and neural
gia. | am pleased to say that now |
am free from these complaints. | am
sure owe this to your llniment." For
sale by Palace Drug Store.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Pump for Sale.

l miners sinking pump for
sale; size, 7xSlxl2, regular fitted,
complete, almost new. Can be
seen at w. J. Graham's repair
shop. Phone 1903. Can be brought
at a bargain.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

A. A. Douglas, the popular
painter, has the contract fol
ne painting on I. B. Birtrong's
new business building. He is
now painting and hard oiling the
new addition assessor Cook has
recently built to his residence.
Thirty days treatment for kidney blad
der trouble and rheumatism for 81, 90
Your money refunded il not satisfied.
Pinules contain no alcohol. Do not de
range the stomach. Easy to take. Sol,
by ]. A. Kinnear & Co.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

Mrs. C. Raithel, ST., has gone
to Los Angeles and other cities
in California to enjoy several
weeks visiting relatives and
friends.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

w. J. Wamel has had the in
terror of his grocery store and
butcher shop handsomely painted
in white. The improvement is a
very attractive one and gives
Mr., Wamel's store nice, invit-
ing appearance.
Piles are dangerous but do not submit
to an operation until you have first tried
Man Zan, the Great Pile Remedy, tits
put up in collapsible tubes with nozzle
that allows it to be applied exactly
where 1t Is needed. IL you have itching
bleeding or protruding piles and Man
Ian does not relieve. money refunded.
Soothes and cools. Relieves at once.
Sold by j. a. Kinnear q Co.
Considerable talk is anoat
about the proposed electric line
between Deming and haywood,
We have talked to several of the
leading citizens of the town as tc
the feasibility Of the road and
without exception they all en-.
dorse it and consider it an en-.
terprise that is sure to be brought
about in a comparatively short
time.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

Sunday is Easter, a day Of
extra religious service, extra egg
consumption and extra spread
ing on of spring garb.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
DEMING sTEAM LAUNDRY.

The New Yor,; Giants, twenty
two strong, including managers
and president OF TIE club, went
through Deming last week on
their way east to be ready for the
opening of the baseball season
on April llth. The Giants have
been taking their spring train
ing in California. The famous
club went through in the wee
sma' hours, which is sorely re-
GREETED BY local fans.
Time to put away those winter
blankets. Send them to US be-
fore you put them away.
DEMING STEAM LAUNDRY.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Edwards q Weems
CONTRACTORS o BUILDERS

Plans and specifications fur
nished and estimates made
on work.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
Bone Meal.

Henry Meyer keeps bone meal for
sale. has machine for making it, and
will keep supply on hand at his mar
ket. Call on him and he viii tell you
all about il.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

The safe, certain, renable little pills
that do not grippe or sicken are Ring S
Little Liver Pills. Best for sick head.
aches, billiousness and lazy lNers. Sold
by j. A. Kinnear & Co.
The condition of roadmaster
Mead, who was so seriously in
juried last week, is reported as
rapidly improving. Mr.. Mead s
friends will be glad to see him
out again.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

lfyou wantyour Summer Light
Vests done up" in the latest and
best fashion, send them to
The
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29

Call and see Knowles a. Roland's
Safety Deep well Cylinder.
AT Cripple Creek" played at
the opera house in Deming last
Saturday night. The show was a
refreshing contrast to "A Race
for a Widow" and everyone felt
as if he had got his moneys
worth.
A fine new Sewing Machine
for sale at a bargain, See the
GRAPHIC.
Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1907-03-29
How TO Remain YOUNG.

To continue young in health and in
strength do as Mrs. N. +. Rowan, Me
Donough, ga, did She says: "Three
bottles Of Electric Bitters cured me OF
chronic liver and stomach trouble, com
plicated with such an unhealthy condi.
ton of the blood that my skin turned
red as flannel. am now practically 20
years younger than before took Elec.
trio Bitters. ! can now do all my work
in the house and assist in my husband s
store" Guaranteed ut all druggists.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-10-25
Silk Rubber
RAIN COATS

One of the prettiest wraps for
ladies that Can be used in all kinds
of weather. rain as well as SUM-
shine, is the new silk and satin
rubber Rain Coats of which we
show a few samples. Ladies de-
string something nice will be
pleased with these :: :: :: ::
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-10-25

New Lodging House-The second floor Of the
Mcclellan Stone building ON the east side has
been tnrned into q lodging house. There arr
twenty-three elegant rooms, electric lights ana
water closets. very comfortable place TO
room for the winter.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-10-25

Wanted-Parents to look at Educator shoes
and warranted FaY stockings for children, at
Milford Berger Shoe Cos.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-10-25

To sell several town lots-high-p h-priced and
low, but all worth the money. M. f. Milford y
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-10-25

To Loan-$25o. 600 on land. low rates, no delays
Avery Roberts Investment Co. y