The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-07-03
DR IF r " o OD IY PHIL u. AIaGDTRONA

DRIFTWOOD ' 1Y PHIL '. AAMsxRON0
 Aavertissr shets. train yesterday and unhurt; to date Chicago holds the record. < whether you mind what others say or not you should at least mind your A philosopher tells us that facial expression is a true index of charac- ter" This being so we wouldn't give 2 cents for a mans character when he takes dose of raw auinine-
 Whenever . man eets to the point where he tells 1t around he Is . woman hater you can bet he is just worship- ing some female from q distance, a The hand that rocks the cradle can also chuck the chin of the pater famil- ias to the tune of s4o hat.
 while people are asking what is . to persuade . mosquito not to bite we'll be much obliged.
 Abe Reuf has taken the witness stand--well that man has taking ways, anyhow.
 What good thing a newspaper man doesnt nave to nactice all he breaches Scientfsts say we shall see more stars this tha ,geas,,. geas; Ws,l we hope 1t r will be sulting from q loss of equilibrium.
 The latest freak statement of the ex- perts is that we shouldn't eat bread be- cause It isn't healthy. We have about CT eat or breathe. anyhow, these days, judging by what the scient lists say, but our ancestors managed to worry along to good old age as e rule and were so we are not going to lose any sleep nights worrying.
 Brother Rockefeller will never get to heaven with a necklace of oil cans" aptly puts it. No, we believe oil cans properly belong elsewhere.
 Only a short while now until the Alabama editors will meet in our city. body of workers who do more for their towns in one issue than the average native does in an entire lifetime.
 Mrs. Louisa Doolin sh0e her husAana stay at home. This is of course, a sure method but we hope all the wives in the country won't adopt the plan as 1t Is after all slightly less painful to have one's leg pulled than shot ints
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 ghaka Dem Curis. Shake dem ouris, Miss Summer time. Let de wind blow froo. You bring us watermelon time.
 Yes, indeed you do You standln' sipgin' on do hi1I. Laughin,. too, das fit to ki1l, Dancin' so you ealn't keep still-
 Shake dem curls, Miss Summer. Shake dem eurls Miss Summertime, I hope yo' fambly's well. I tanks yo' fo' de berry vine.
 Mo den words kin tell Rse pow'ful glad dat you'se cuno en all-- Hopes y2p's gwine to stay till fall. Shake dem curls. Miss summer.
 Some spell 1t Mature Taleer'' and others Mature Fakir." For goodness that is) so as not to cause Tsddy to break cut again over the matter.
 A noted physician says that deadly bacteria Turk in many banknotes, but @uen' "SVS "" Vo\xS'nu
 %u. Alarmed.
 T think the child has the artistic tempeRament"
 ~oh. professor. don't tell npe nothin' like that; our doctors bill has been sumthin' aiarmin. this year.
 Under the old Lemon Tree.
 He-Hr Miss shrewde. have CT made up my mind
 she--welL thought 1t was some of your own make.
 JinwIes. There are jingies, there are 5tngies,
 That we hear of every day. There are jingies of the workers There are jinsles of the seaside. Of the earth and sky so blue. There are Jineies of the summergiri, And dainty peek-a-bo0. y,t There are iingIes of the boarding
 house, The mother in-law. the moon. There are tingles of the Chineo,
 Of the Irish, Dutch and coon. There are jingles of the auto,
 (Most enough to drive you dafp There are jingles, too, Of Roosevelt There are jingIss of all things that The earth or fly the air. Or swim within the waters. @ rhens rasrS is ars no sSS3scs SsEsss sSSd or SaS
 No subject grave or gay, That hasn't had jingle
 Written by someone some way. But there is just just one ;,I iinsis, s,v. uuon Ifs inc % 1fnSis of the dollars in the pockets of your pants.