The Mena weekly star., 1907-06-27

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 Somehow we never expect much else from man who can always decipher 8 puzzle.
 If a man is pleasant about hls work it is a safe bet he IS good na- tured about other things.
 Every man who wears heavy whiskers around his mouth should be compelled to eat alone.
 You can't get a good idea of per severance by trying to convince hen she doesn't { want to set.
 By the time a girl learns that men don't mean all the nice things they say to her, they quit saying them' 5 As a rule, it easier to help a man, and make him a friend, than 1t IS to iniure him, and make him an enemy. When d man spends a good deal ot time telling that he has quit drink l ing. he is still on dangerous ground. A girl is not considered good singer until she has caused a concert to be postponed because she has a cold.
 When things are getting unbear- ably dull in a country town, It IS extremely easy to start mad dog scare.
 Some people are always going to school entertainments and then com plaining because they didn't have 8 good time.
 Some men fuss around over a lit tie job of work in manner very suggestive of a hen which IS raising one chicken.
 We heard a man say today, m dls' cussing a neighbor The trouble is he hasn't any sense. This IS true of so many of us.
 If you want to know how people speak of you behind your back, lister to the reckless manner in which they pitch into others.
 Ever notice how large the "fresf paint" signs looms directly after yor have absorbed about pound witt 1 your new clothes?
 One of the worst features about abnormal weather, not mentioned II the weather reports, is that 1t pro duces so many liars. l Every young man could wear hero medal if the commission would take his best girls estimate of hi 1 -A,.a,,rrfh IA o,o1 ao11,sacra 1 Some people imagine they have | executive ability because they haC rather make somebody else worl than work themselves.
 There will always be work fol | peace conferences so long as loose l chickens and gardens try to exist il the same neighborhood.
 A woman may be in a great hurry to go home from the neighbor's, but | she gets over it for awhile as soor as she begins to hold the door open
 You cannot thoroughly under stand independence until you try t extract information about trail from the night operator in a coun try town.
 When girl sits up too late a night with her honey boy, she has way of yawning next day that tell about it; it is different from a dane | ing party yawn.
 A woman may sometimes conced, that her husband will not chas, other women, but she can never gel over the idea that some woman might steal him.
 l When one of the girls marries ; man who makes money she alwayt regards her sisters with an air ol superiority that would indicate thar she made the money.
 As a rule, when a man complains a good deal about his ailments, they don't amount to much; when some thing really serious gets the matter with him, he becom es hopeful.
 About the time a man neglects tC kiss his bride goodbye on going tt work he also neglects to fill the wooc box. The blows that crush ideals comes thick as hail stones after they once get started
 The hen with little chickens ha. one decided advantage that neigh bors do not have When the her wakes up in the night, she doesen't have to get up to see if her little offspring have kicked the cover of l them.
 Ever since we can remember boys have been getting up early the day after a circus has been in town, ana looking for lost articles on the grounds where the tents were pitched But we never heard of q boy finding anything. A circus mar I never loses anything.