The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-01-04
THE PRIsiolNr's mIsslet.

I NDU ike inc WuIluhh VI hlolh'l |
Josaphus betther.' But shure.' says
Mr. Hooligau. yc should read our
own Tiddy's missige tO min, wlmmin
and children of Amerky the Japs,
the Rooshans. the Rapublicans the
poorto Racans. the Filipinos. the Gu.
bans, our sister Stats Of South Amer
iky. Hawii. San Francisco aud Con
gross. It's a thruly remarkable addris
and I'd as soon do without me break.
fast food as not to radc it. \ wonder
fGl documint. Finagan, a roglar cyclic.
pcdia Of useful Information and sich
sermons as Henry Word Baacher in
his ioiucst days couldn't have praach-
ed We should radc it Finncgan ur yen
be ignrant to the last day ye live, "
the great political and moral quistions
that confront our great nation and iv
the latest styles In spcllin."
An what Is il Huoligan that so at
thracts YOU ABOUT this missige?'
IT'S the foine moral tone uf it
says Mr. Hoolgan "Tiddy can give
om all cards and spades on morality
Finncgan, and bate EN-. Me old friend,
Moses, who wrote the dialog Il balave
they call iU didn lay down the law
of yaru with haf the courage ana
simplicity. He says, says he, Ye must
be good, me children; II ye don't
have big paach tree limb behind the
clock and that's the wurrud with the
bark on It!
He SAYS to ROCKEFELLER. ye mustn't
appress poor OBrien who wurruEs
for yc and you must quit taldn ra-
bates, it's wicked and no dacent man
will do IT, Capital and labor, he says.
says he must wurruk together. not
like a young mule and a steer that's
niylr been brok. They must quit their
balNn and kiclliu over the thraccs
and step lively whin they see me
big stick
An there's been intoircly too much
disturbance in this coonthry he says
says he, raised hy the dimigigs dlj
other people who disagree with me
They must GIit it, he says, they're
bad citizens, heed thin not. This
coonthry isn't going to the dimnition
bow-wuws, he says an there's no use
i'm Misther Bryan sayin so. The poor
folks should wurruk and eat their
vittles and be happy and contented.
An there's too many naygurs being
lynched, he says, saws he, ye must
quit it. It's wrong to hang naygurs,
without dhuc phroccss of law. Stirring
'em up quick whin they commit baste.
ly crimes, but hang EN- by law and
not with ropes.
An the thrusts are not so bad,
says he. there's good thrusts an bad
thrusts. good corporation an bad
corporations We must separate the
shape from the goats, ne says, says
he and yc must kapo your goats in
the lot with a high fence, so they
can't butt into your cauoago patches
and kitchens and eat mp your tin cans
It's raEila,ion we need, gentlemen, ho
says
Education is a roine thing, says
Tiddy but there's entolroly too much
of it going into the heds Of the risin
gnration whore It will lay round in
corners and rust What we need, he
says, says he, is to thrain the chill,
dcrn To- dhraw waiter an milk the
cows and turn the grind stone and
mako hrickabraCk An the farmer is
a ruinc ginucmin, says he. His is a
mosth honorable perfossion and ne
deserves more credit than mosth tiny
one cNcipt the man who wurruks. our
American farmer Is a good man for
ne pays IN otarlf and gets good crops
I'm rayturu lie loikes TO help build
mp our great an GROWN infhant I'm.
dusthries n H. wants TO know my
thing about his blzness he should ad.
dress Misthcr James Wilson, the sic
ritary Of agriculture, which Is the
same as farmin, an enclose selfad.
dhressed stamped envelope and Mis-
thor Wilson win iii him how to raise
pratees, an kin bugs an kape the COW
from jumpin the fince.
Another thing he says, Finnegan
there's too much rayspict for the
judgess in this ouonthry for the well
bein Of society at large, II a judge is
contimptible We should tell him SO
. SOS he'll mend his ways. And this
, thing Of race suicide must b. stopped
- instiutly, I'm raylibly informed that
: there's family down in Chickasha
, Oklahoma, that his only ten cyilderr
and I'm told they're about to put a
. provision in their constitooshin limit
} ing families to twenty-five Children
o. II they do ! won't give EN- statehood
An the nations must be good, too
, he says, says ne, an | warn ye, pow