The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-03-28
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o. cash.
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TIA. u tbe' Ycs. fFerg afsrncen
ths ieaohe lsis ber stay after scbool
a. eloaa ihs board ar dna ihs rcos
AZ wips The chalf raal
Mother Goodness noe ife' WAY
ssx zoo shouting In that ho'f 81 iast'
ian' Why cAn', you he qsl, tc va.
he' Elise Hes ggi b. ~ gn'a, iisc
way we're playa BE- s. aomiH
hogAs lal& "a In yVa
Mr. Pccf lrcaasnsj This maya
ssne writer saFs thai Ine0 Aaye inorc
brains lhAu women DO believe
sseh nonsense - ,A.si. HsW3' NJ.
Pecs - We'll --er-~l believe mep
have. my dear
-Do yua regard that ma one e
the pillars o, sorieiy' Va sHtHerd
Miss Cayenne, bat he il age y ibfs
pillars thai serve FOR characterization
and do nol hold anything 90
--psiience--Doea NOT sn8nglng ia .
hammock make you feel hstilyf Pa
irscc-Noi always. II depends who's
In the hammock With me,
--jooiley o come. now wouldn't
call him cad. Boorisch NOT Well.
what i your idea u a cadi Goodlcy
Well. usually il is fellow who is for.
ever calling somebody else one.
You're "a beautiful A. rs Well.
~ What As a soap calendar, be de
clsr-d. Then she put her arms around
hi. neck and drew long, glad sigh,
feeling tina, ], would be foolish,of her w
expect him 10 say more.
The bookkeeper has been married
nearly sir months now. said the junior
partner. Welt replied the senior
partner. Well, be hasn't asked for n
raise ia salary. Hesvensl Wen have
" have his accounts examined
Best really think May il in love
with you. jack REALITY Whyi Bess
II heard her remark yesterday that
homeliness in man is not really
drawback, but a sign Of character.
Nine. Labarlue--I saw Nine. Paul
having great alteration with your
cook this afternoon. Nine. Vincent
Yes, ! am not altogether surprised.
Just fancy, she had the nerve 10 copy
my las, new hat Nine. Labarlue -
Well, what did you dol Nine, Vim
cent gave mine 10 the cook.
VIVA. would you say, he asked, il
were 10 propose trial marriage 10
your Well, she replied, good deal
would depend on the amount Of alimo-
ny you were willing 10 settle on me at
the end Of the term.
-Lady-A sailors life is so adven-
furious. ] suppose you have passed
through many terrible stormsi Sam
my Sslt-lndeed hev, mum, I've ben
married four times.
-Nodd-Do you mean to say your
house cost you 1900 more than You
expected Todd-Yes. put il of
two weeks longer than expected.
lis an automobile a convenience
In some respects answered Miss Cay
cnne. II enables one to have gloves
cleaned with gasoline without being
suspected.
--BloS-Whai kind of man is Prof.
Chattertonf Knox oh, he is one of
those chaps who can bore sou 20 death
In seven languages.
--He-Have you been doen skating
YETI she-Oh, yes; | was down sew
eral times while skating,
Don't you think Coua Snublcy
carries his arstocra,ic maneei too fart
Yes; be brough, It all tho way over
from Europe.
You wouldn't think that fellow was
worth 81 600, 900 would you Gracious,
no. Well, he isn't.
Wilfred--Pa. a man who is contin-
ually on a ship is called a sea dog, isn't
he' Gunbusta-Tha,s what they call
him, my boy, wilfred--Well, IL he's
a sea dog, then man who is coniinu.
ally on an airship must be Skye ter
rier.
--Bjones- You were passing around
the cigars yesterday Psmith--Yes =
new baby at my house, Biones But
il wasn't your first baby' Psmith-
Mo- my fourth. Blu, how did you
knowi Bjoncs--l smoked one Of the
cigars.
But his salary is equal 10 the
amour, OF work he does, isn't III Ora.
cious, no, That would be awful. How
do you meant Why, he'd be so over.
worked he'd have nervous pros.ration.
-Rva-Ycs. he was so very bashful
when he proposed 10 her katherine
You don't say And did any one give
him any pointeuf Eya-l should say
so' Her little brother stuck several
bent pins in the rug be had 10 knecl
on.
Hugh McGr-gor twho has been i'm.
bibina, A. usuall-Do ye ken John
McGrc9or, wha keeps the grocery
stoef His friend-Your son, John
McGngor' Why, Of course know
him. What is the ma.,er' Hugh Nc.
Gregor-why, be kicked me 90, o. his
store JUS, moo. But An show him.
An show him A ken from better
family than ever he did
There IL small boy in Piitsburg
who Is intensely patriotic. and who is,