Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-10-07

Well thin says l, I can see his flu
ture. What's that?' says he. He II
be a Hogan says |.
BE hivens, bachelor that | am an
therefore onselfish. onprejudiced an
sincere / wudden't undertake to advise
amy young fellow What career he shud
take up. To young lady l wud give
TIL gin'ral instruction: Grab tn first
wan that comes along. They're all
alike But what wud I say TO a young
man who come to me to pick out a
job f'r him? There are so many jobs
in tn wurruld an so few ~ thin are
worth iHvin'. Ye have to hunt tn
good jobs but tn other kind seize We
whin ye'er off ye'er guard an hold we
f'r tn rest iv ye'er life. They're tn
kind " office that seeks tn man.
| Whin | was a young fellow | used To
( think I'd like To be king or an impror,
but there's very little future FIR king
nowadays, an as fr an impror
he's avether got to larn tn business iv
sellin' cotton pants TO tn Chineymen
like tn impror iv Germany or spind his
days an nights in chilled steel safe
like tn Impror iv Rooshya- | wanst
wanted to be a millionaire an clank
me goold watch chain to make tn null
tichood mad at me. But who wants to
be millionaire nowadays whin there
are pleasanter ways iv gettin' into
Jail? Watch ye'er boy an see if he
shows amy signs iv becommin' a cap
italist an. if he does. talk long an
earnestly with him. Tell him how tn
thirst rr money grows on a man; how
he begins be takin' a little FIR socyabil
ity's sake: thin he finds he can't do
without il; he frequents tn banks
habitchOoly: wanst ten thousand dol
lars wud go to his head now it takes
millyons to affect him; fin'lly he's took
up be tn polls an his picture is in
tn gallery marked; 'habitchool mil
lyonaire' an he's doin' tn lock-step
with prisidints iv railroad companies
an other NOTORIOUS malyfactoTs. Don't
let tn lad develop into mIlliyonaire
Stop him before ii is too late. Don't
Don give him amy money. We won't,
but don't.
No. sir, | wuddent know how to
advise a young man but I've often
thought that If l had me hfe TO live
over again. I'd be a lawyer. 'Tis a
noble profissyon. It's nobler now thin
it used to be in tn old days whin a
lawyer had to 90 into coort an holler
till he was hoorse TO arm his fee. In
thin times twas no sinycure, as Ho-
gan says. II | had throuble with ye
We hurrid off to wan lawyer an | to
another. an tn next month we were
down in tn cOort room hearin' what
tn larned counsel had to say about US.
No matther how tn judge decided l
got me moneys worth whin me attor-
ney shook his finger at we an alluded
to tn fact that ye are a low-brOwed
ruffyan with a squint in ye'er eye.
Thin his remarks about me. What
good fellow / was; how ! sacrificed
meslf FIR me frinds; as he told tn
story iv me life he wept an 1 wept too
although this was tn first I'd heerd
iv it. ! niver cud feel that he was
doin' it fr thirty dollars. An thin
whin he come to dhrag out tn author
tiles to support me- / wint TO law
with We because l was cross an wasn't
sure whether | cud lick We in a rough
n'-tumble fight. but whin me lawyer
begin to talk. / seen at wanst that
was in coOrt to perform a disagreeable
jooty in tn INTERESTS iv civvyliZation
an humanity. TIL decisions were all