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The Washington herald., 1907-10-22

Egg-O-See, Sc; Zoe Shredded Goldfish.
TIC; 1Oc boneless fish, &c; sc picked-up
FISH, SIC; potatoes. 25c peck. J. 4. ID
Pyles' Stores.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22

Great Bear Spring Water, Gals, 5Oc
Office, 704 18th st. Phone Main 9622.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22
Lumber! Lumber,

"HuekIeberries," W. A. Henderson &
Co, Dist brs. Better than most &c cigars.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22

Georgia pine flooring and ioists.
II. y. TAPLIN, 1907 T 81. NV.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22
TabIe d,Hote Dinner. 80, I.rnche.

HUT u aIVtV 17EaI1IVtf t0C3 LBMC1es q
Ia carte. Park Hotel, Winter Garden. n. Y
ave. and 1lth st. Hungarian Orchestra
during lunch, dinner, and supper.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22

Ask your dealer for the "HuckIeberry,' p
a particularly satisfying SC smoke
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22
You,m Lac ScIneide-,s ..Mnit. Rrend

On your table three times a day If you've
the best interest of your family at heart
It's nourlshing and sustaining-a food for
health. At your grOcer's, sc.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22

VIII be open on Sundays hereafter from
D. N. to midnight.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22
Music at Harvev,s

Evenings from TO midnight.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-22

Sawdust and Shavings.
II. y. Taplin, 1407 + st. NV.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02

bies nift senigenb, UNI @robmutter
uno Die beiben &inber DOT Dem Sum,
ger unb Sroit i'm @inter su idyisen.
Iie Srau bat MN nit Notb nno
Miibe $40 eeipart, I'M audi ibre bel
oen &inber, pelde lie tiinf Sabrc
lang nid)t aeieben, nady bier fomlnell
su laiien, oanlit tic bieielben ipieoer
an ibre 8ruit oriiden fam. Sic
bral,tt nod $40 fir bieien 3med II.
bate iit an eiuen @eloperleiber &C.
penoet, Inn oiele Slmme 81 bergen,
bod perlaugt oerielbe $40 uodent-
Iide 3inien aui bieie $40, cine fiir
Die arme Sruu ncridNpinglld)e
Sunlme. Sic mcnoct lid} MN init
ser Bite Inn Siilfc uno 8otb al
oen Mapor, ioserb, oab Tic 81 Die
@od)e ob5ahlen miro, iolS ibr oieie
$40 porscItredt lueroen, Ger Wtopor
iibcrpies ba5 Sd)reiben al Die Nr'
menbctoroe 5l,r Werld}terltattll1tg.
Heli9nirt.
SabrItubl.G onolltteur i'm 8crit)tss
@eb1uoc 6. @ontfe, Elm acpublitos
1,er, bat ieine StcIlung nicoergele9t
uno iii on ieiner Stelle Noolpb 8.
Stottcr bon Der britten @aro, Nr.
1922, @otionlrabe, ein Gemofrot,
bonn Supcrintenoenten Sones err
uo,,,t morSo,t
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02

@eerbigungcn. ToS Sci.
fe,lbcgangnib bon Srail 2cno Bert
bolot. iuelde ont 5reitag I'M Sitter
rot As Sabren IN ibrer lebtcn Sob.
! nuna, Nr. 1925. @eIt z GroBitroBc,
itarb. fanb geltern Notmiitag bonn
5ro,,erballic aus ouI oem 2olloon
Tarf : Irieoboic itatt. Yoitor Sta
pei bon scr Senibnp Menlorial.air-
DIE, ode boz, Columbia sIpenlte utb
Golenoar = Naep, bielt bcn Sral,ers
@ottesoicnit ub, uno ais @abrtlld)-
trigger ilingirtcn Die $50. Sobn So
be,tbcrger, V. Wienert, 8. Seibcl,
u. 5. llb, @n1. u. Club uno Sobn
8cper. Die @erblifelle tpar arSEbis
luoelpbid eebiirtig mo fam nlS
Sinh nad) Baltimore. Sic perbei.
ratbetc lid bier i'm Sabre 1877 init
&rn. 6rcoerif @ertboIot, ipcld)cr tie
ollber ad)t air,bern iibcrlebt. ,3iuei
ainoer ginger ibr I'M lobe poran.
litter ben prddtigcn S%luntenipen.
oen, ipeld)e AM Cargo Der Gntidla.
fetctt nicoergelcet iuaren, befonoen
lid) inter Inoeren iolde bon ben
yS,ollp Brothers" Dem Club Of TO-,
Der yNeliable 9artenoerS II. @aiterS
g%iloeiation" nno bem rSdnaben-
Oalnen.Screin."
- Inter groBer 9etbeiliaune BOT,
2ciotragenoen fano geltern Nad)'
mittag Die geerbigul,g Der am q.
September I'M sitter BON as Sabren
peritorbenen Srai annie 6. Glgcrt,
@attin bes %peritorbenen Charles Gl'
CERT, bonn 3rauerbauie, gtr. 1881,
Woro , YonbitroBe, aus allf Der 2o,l.
bon Yarf : Cemetery itatt. 2ie S9.
:. Hober, 9. 9ebrens, %. Wfiles, II.
Snpoer, O. Born uno G. Minefeloer
ilrnsirten als @abrtildtrGger, unb
cine 5iiae aroBartiger Mi,inenitiide
ihmiidte oen Sarg. Haitor Netu.
conner bon Ser eneliiden lutberiiden
Grace . Stride, Ode groabtpap uno
9ouabitraBe, amtirte BET benz 3ruu'
ersottesoieaite. Die geritorbeue
binterIdbt srpei Sobne unb bier
Iodter.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02
SrieHaIten.

IS. g. g. nGattrns" lit lit sent
SaQ nift ridtig; 8atture lit Ser SSi,.
besriff aller oird semeiniamc Merf'
male 5i elmer Gemeinifaft perbur'
Senen arter bon Natirforpern, tpie
5. .. Sunoe, 5iid)ie, Erimeln, @ea
0en II. I. 10,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02
SeutidJe 8ptbmGmner MAIDEN NIT.

Ser 8ocobontas > Stamm GER. 212
betbeiIigt iidJ nit groBcm Frrnts
ipaeen an Der Seimfebr : @oden-
Earabe. - ySroblinn . 9allens
bau = 8eielidait" cr,uabIt Giret-
tpreu.
Ser rTocubonta5 Stuum gtr.
212" Dom u9crbeiierten Sroeu Der
Rotbmdnner," betbeiligt lid) in Cor
pore an ben Seltlid)feitcn, Die geIe-
gentIit Ser Seimfebr @ote ftatts
iinbeu. Sn Der regelmdBigcH 81.
sung, in lpeIder Sber D.. Gbiei Inton
Wtcper oen @orlit fiibrte uno ST..
Sermanm &aiiofatiS oIS Yrotofou-
iiibrer iungirte, lpurbe beldloiien,
circn groBartigen Truntlpoaen be;
Ser Torooe mit5uiiibrer. Alti Die.
fem @agen fabrt einc Snoianer.
Grippe nit boiler Hiiit1n9 nit, GoS
Gomite, ipelhcS init Der NuSarbci.
tung Der Eldne bcid)aftigt it, bcItebt
aus Sen So. guguIt guoiter, a.8als
iafatis ulo @nton 9aoer.
,@ermania : ~ Gnncrd) o T."
Tas @intcr. Erograum oes Ger
mania , WGnncrd)rrS" miro Oieier
Gage an Die Witslieoer allsgcianot.
Iemielben 5uiolge weroen Die ioIs
gcnoen Scitlit)feitcn ltattIinocn:
IT,. Sftober, Misunderstanding
IS. Oftobcr, critics CONCERT ulo Dali;
%. Nopember. pro9rcllipe Gilbre;
IS. 9topennber: @inoerbull Ii. Yrel5e
fe9cln; 26. 9e5cmber. @eibnud)tss
ielt; 10. Saular, IbcaterucrItelllrng;
20. Sonlar, 3ueitcS CONCERT II. Dali;
10. Sebruar, MastenbuQ im "Gpric";
%. Sebruar, &inber.Goltiimball; IS.
N1r5, MinItrcls; 10. Ipril, 3beatcrs
8oriteIlrmg; ~. Ipril, orittcS Gon-
3ert uno Bali; 6. Wai, Wais@all; g..
T., 8. l,lo g.. SUM, Grtur'ion nod,
sltlautic Gitp.
rSrobiinn."
sic northumberland eielt.
ihaft" bat in ibrer iGbrlid)en 8enc-
rolperiammlun9 Die folgenocn Gircte
loren fir Dos fommcnoc Sabr cr'
ipablt: S&. Socob Murbod), Harl
ar5t, Sronf Steil, Senrp Wicneielo,
Senrp Settler. Otto 9ilbner, $. 0tic'
gel, q. 8oiiert uno Iu9uit BUDS
baltnl. 9a5 nelle Tireftorillm miro
fid an Gonnerltog organiIiren.
@ermania. as o ge, 8. ., S. g."
Die v8crmonia.2oge" bonn uSrnen
Ser Sernanns.S obne" beihloB in
elmer in Serrn &uderbouier'S 9ole,
Scr. z umo 8, 5rcoerid' Mpcnlie, obge.
F41nlteten Spesiaiperinmmluna oieies
Sobr in ser uSrobiinn,Saue" cine
MISUNDERSTANDING uno 9all gu Der.
onitalteu ulo ein aus oen $50. Src6.
%. 9obmer, 8orlibcr, 2ouiS are1np,
Peter 9eifner, Charles %. 9in mo
Spronimus Seinrid deficiencies 60.
mite lpurOe ernallnt, I'M bic Sorbe'
reitungen 81, treifen.
Gin neuer 8ciangpcrein II.
Ionneritag, Sen 3. October, iinoet
Die critic Singitunoe Oes rcl,en &C.
ionguerctnS nGoncoroio" inter Gcis
tul,9 oes 9errn Sllbert ariippel IN
Soffnlonn's Gafe, Ger. 943, @elt~9al,
tinlore4S troBe, jtatt.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02
@er feuut Seinrid &raus?

-
Girle junee ungei1br 26 Sabre alter
Ieutiter begebt I'M @ilbelm-
Earf SeIbitmoro burf Grld)ie'
Ben. - Der Snqucit 81 SIT. &i-
mans. - Sd)reibt 5ulcbt nod an
2ouiie.
Inter einem mId)iteen 8oltanicna
baltme i'm @ilbelmsEorf hinter Dem
neuen Nbattoir, nobe ser llnion-Mpe.,
nurbe aeitern Radmittag Der Seidr
nam eines jun9en Wanne@ %ocIunoen,
Der l1nstpeifelbait Selbltmoro be1an'
gen bat. Nncm Nnid)ein na6 lit Der
Soote Gin SrItiGer uno hcibt Seius
rid &rau3, tpie aus ciner in oelltld)er
Sprode gelfriebcncr Noti5, bic bel
linn p%orgeiunpen ipltrbc, crIid)tli6 lit.
Gle beio9te Notii bot folgenocn
@ortloltt:
v2icbc 9ouiie! - Gum letter Wol
hoit I'll mid ocItcrn Ibenb gelcbcn.
Sd,reibc MIR nid)t nad 2clltidlano,
oob id, Selbitmoro begonaen babe.
Critic pon Scinrih 9rau8."
Ger 2eihnom lpuroc I'M balb 8
llhr ModymittaoS bon oen $50. Senrn
Seit uuo Goipnr 2llt, ipelde III je.
ner Nofbarihoft lpobncn, olIacfullt
sen. Ger Sootc lag ouf Dem Nildcn,
uno III ieiuer re6tcn @onO, Ole dui
ieiner @rl,lt rllbtc, bielt CT einen
gan, l1ellell H%epolpcr feIt umtlant.
inert. gus elmer @1,nbe in Der
Stirn %rieicltc Gin menia 9lut. &rallS
bate iid) iiber oem linfeu Iuge III
Die Stirn 9ci6oilcn, NIB Die &ilgel
brong I'M Sintcrtbeile ocS Sdp1oelS
lpicoer .berouS. Ger 600 mn,b ol,.
0cnblidlif, cingctrctcn ieill. Die Nll,
9cn ocs Sootcn ,unren nod) bulb Of.
fcr, oils beriel6e geItern slbcno in
bic Eoli5eiitation 81 gtt. @inonS
ouigebobrt lag. sic SS. Scis uno
2us benadyridtigten, ols tic Sen 2eid)'
nam o~uffonoen, iofort SrieOcnSridr
ter Wiiller BON ut. @inans, lpeldlcr
nad 9ciidtigun9 bes Gobten oeniel.
ben burd Ben 2ei6enbeitottcr Nito.
Iol,s 1inf nod Ser YoIi3eiitotion
iiberfiihrcn Iic6. ToIelb1t funo man
inoeiicn ouBcr Dem criudbntenS dyreis
ben Tid,ts, ons 81 ieincr Soentiiifa.
ton bate filbren fonnen. Die let.
ten @orte beS Selbltnloroers iuaren
ollf Ser Iiidieite zines Hedynunesior.
mulorS Der rWcGlellan Soromnrc
&c." Gdc bon YrottltroBe ino Sres
mont'gpc., gcidricben. Iacn In'
ifcin nod bottc Scr 2~ebcnSnriibc So
iclbit crit geItcrn sen Hepolpcr &C.
fault. Sn ben Soidlcn bcS Sootcn
wllrocn nltber elmer Siinfoollor.Notc
unaciGbr 50 IN SiIber unc Midcl.
miin3en gciunocn; fcrner etlide In-
litts. Boitfortcn, ipeld)c barol,f ld)lic-
ben licBen, oaB berielbe bunoriltiid)
pcranlugt mar. Scincm auSIeben
nab mub scr Sootc 5miidcn % bis
26 Sabre alt icin. Gr bottc cine
ounfle @GidtSiarbc, ounfelnS dnllrr.
bart unb oitnfles Saor ullb trll8 ci.
ncn idnpor5en GbcpiotsHod, ounfel.
brolurc SoIen unb @clte.
Cine aus Den $50. Gparo Gmerid,
@nl. Miller, 2ollis 9tosel, 3adnriab
GurnL Stepbun 9. Gburd), s. Strif'
fer. @m. u. Mtu6l, .. 9iclcielb, s.
SeQcr, :. ". Scnfins, sllbert Soller'
wolo mo q. W. HiooEmoier bette
Gcnbc Goroncrss Sllrp einigte lid) nod,
fllr5cr 9eratblln9 bobin, oaB Der Zoo
tc Sclbltmoro bc1ongen botte.
III II | l." ogt Coroner
81 n =, fl n + 9Sip bnrpttS i'm
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02


Bon Scr Satin urrun.
art. - ST.. 2ouis 2ellidel Don
Hr. 222l, Sit TrattltrnBe, Mitalieo
neS ,@Gder . @eiangpereinS," lpur.
sc onl Somitoa Abcno uliI 9etrelbcll
ieincr 8ottin bon, @erein onldBlid,
ieines 40. 8eburtstages iiberraldt.
Nod fur5er Sinaitlinoc III iei,em
8ercinslofale, Sobn Nils SaIle, Nr.
4Os, Mcit = observation-disclosures, ipi,roe
oerTerei,l n1lnlid bon Srol, 2euif)el
mad, iGrer @obni,1g serl,ien, mo Die
Witglieoer uno ST. 2euidel Niles
gum feItlid,en Gnlpfana porbereitet
fanoen. Susleid iourbe ond) Ser
Is. Sobrestas ser 8erbeiratbung ocS
2euitefid)en ebepaares 9cfeiert uno
Die 5auie zines neugeborenen Sim
oes oes Sdipagers 81 Srn. 2eilId)cl,
Srn. @uoolpb Bed, "po%rgenommeil.
9is our friibeu Worsenitunoe blieb
sic froblife Seieaidaft I'M gaitIi.
den Saule.
0aS aIte fdllt.....-Ia3
an 1reoerid, lrno Ycaumont,apenlie
beleeerc Cattle 3bunber, oas olte
Gaton.Seim, bon Dem GotonspiQe iei'
nen Man1ci, erbalten, tpiro absebro.
drl,. Ias Iiitoriide @ebduoe ml,rSe
Dor einigen Monaten bon Scrrn Sob.
Subner bon Dem WacJ apiib.@ adlaB
fGltilif ertporbert. SER SiIbrer but
oen oaiielbe umaren5erben 2anoitrit)
III perIfiebene gu,iplGse eetbeiIt uno
| nit nelten StraBcnanlagen berieben.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02

III II Il l." ngt Coroner
Iein1orot. - @ie hercltS i'm
.Geutihen Gorrelponbcnten" &C.
itcrn 5irll SorollS gelo9t wlroc, III
Der zoo bon Capt. Sanluel @llllen,
iucld)er nnl Sonlito9 Tbctb III beln
@eitibiil %ieillcr 8obnung, Nr. 2OG,
Sanoperltrobc, nit cinenl Sd)1ocl.
brl,d) toot a%ligefunoen miiroe, einen
llniolle 5l5uidreiber. Coroner Meins.
borbt eab geitern cine oiesbc6ilglidc
Glltid)eioung ab, Ser 2eid)num
lul,roe oober boz, Der Wtorguc aus
Sen Angebori9cu beS ftooten iiber-
lpicicll.
Ycrionolnpti5.- Serr Sranf
90. gQcrbroof tritt bette icille rs.
iGbrlife HeiIc fir bic Gonierpe!,'
Sirnla u. 6. Moberts & SO. l,nf) Dem
@clten all mo miro bier Monatc
lucGbleiben.
- @err aorl 0arbolo, Scr Sefre'
tGr 0eS nTrpbiinL" fat iid) alif enc
@od)c llad) Der Iusitellung 5lt
Jamestown beGeben.
6innr5ielles. - Der ltmiab
Der 0altinlorer Naticltalbanten be.
trug in bcn nit bem geItrigen Gage
p%erfloiieren ~ Monaten $780,
394,515, aegen 81 ,432,075,24S II, Der
glciflauienoen Ycriobe bes Boriat'
res, cine 3lunabme BON $67,319,267.
uneripnrtetc 5 g.
Milioro ". Hobinion Dol, Nr. 217,
Slt,Sugbesltrabc, iuelfer ant %.
September Gapitdn Srco. @atter5
blird) einen 3epolperid duff beripun.
bete, ipeil berielbe an9eblid ieiner
Satin aa5u iebr Die Gour if)llitt,
wi,rbe geitern in Der iiioliden Toli'
5eiitation oen 8eridtsperiabren
ii%beripie'en. 81 Iei,er sroBen ueber'
raifuna mltroe a6er aiid) 5ugleidI
Watters einseiponnen, neil er alteeb.
lid Wobel, sic er ouf abiflass5ab.
! hung %foilite, uerfauit bate, ebe oieiel.
! ben ubbe5u6lt maren.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-10-02

Go ipci. bic oellifhe 3ulee ilinot,
gSa5 fonIllt bort BON Der $50,
g3eun Der Suno nit Der Nurit iiber Del
9diiein ipringt;
Tin griircn Strnno Der Sprce.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01
GLOBE SIGHTS.
From the Atchison Globe.1


Society is like millinery: made for
women.
Bravery is knowledge of the cow
ardice of the enemy.
The true test of mans loyalty is
money consideration.
1t is not a mans sins that find him
out: It is his neighbor.
If the facts were known, not many
of us need a speed limit.
After a girl passes 80, she is old
enough to marry widower.
Some card players seem to think
that slamming them down hard on
the table is half the game.
When a man economies. he buys
fewer clothes; when woman econo-
mics. she buys less to eat.
The poor have the best of the rich
In at least one respect; jewellers charge
SIS to clean a striking watch.
After the average man has sat up
on a key of powder for a time, he
will become bold, and light pipe.
No man can do himself any good by
criticising others, but any man can
accomplish something by criticising
himself.
the worst man in town, but nobody
seems to care much about the best
man in town.
A milliner says that every woman
who ever tried on a hat in her store
first said by way of preparation: my
hair isn't fixed right"
You do not dare sympathize with
some people unless you wish to spend
days, weeks, months and years listen
ing to their tale Of woe.
How much garbage in everything!
How little juice in an orange, compar-
ed with the great amount of worth
less pulp and rind!
u w VxriI1 ciy
around the World" at Arlington
next Saturday for the Ladies' Aid So
ciety of the Methodist church, giving
the society all the proceeds.
Every once in awhile the employer
of a young man gets dazed at the at
tention the girls pay certain worth
less young men in his employ, and
wishes he were at liberty to tell them
SO.
A man who once lived in Atchison,
everything he knew, was arrested on
serious charge. The people said he
was innocent. Had he committed
the crime" they said, The would have
told about it,
Hiawatha Democrat: LET me kiss
those tears away" he begged tender
ly. She stood for 1t and he was busy
for the next fifteen minutes, and yet
the tears flowed on. "Can nothing stop
them?" he asked breathlessly sad
Nope" she murmered, "it's hay fever,
you know. But go on with the treat
ment."
A negro at CoffeyvilIe stopped to
light his pipe at a place where there
happened to be a gas leak in the main
under the sidewalk. The flames shot
up ten feet out of the ground. and the
last seen of the negro he was going
out of town headed for the south at
such a speed that no one could catch
him.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01

very near saying a good word for the
latter IN the following paragraph: Says
Ichabod to Ed. says he, Ed. If you will
not call special session Of the legisla-
ture to enact a primary election law I
will support your brother-in-law for
United States district Judge in Okla
homa-' Says Ed to Ichabod. says be,
'Ichy. I'll see you in the eternal soii-
tude. where the voids are filled with the
apraras of vermilIion dawns, in the
phantom universe when earth, sea and
sky are but the changing consultations
of dream before I agree to any such
bargain and sale.' And Ed is standing
pat, too"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
IFrom the Chicago News.

IFrom the Chicago News.1
Gathering cabbages is one kind Of
head work.
Some peoples charity consists in
giving advice.
Even a clever girl, II wise. will learn
to cook.
Things go better for people who
take them as they come.
It is often a serious thing to fall out
in the sea OF matrimony.
A fool and his money are much re-
spected-whfle they remain together.
The more a woman has in her head
the less she thinks about what Is on It,
You may be sure of one thing, and
that is you cannot be too sure of any
thing.
A bachelor says that marriage isn't
a failure because there's always a
fighting chance.
A merchant can get along without
advertising, and so can a wagon with
out grease, but it goes hard.
It's pleasant for a man to fall in
love, but it's somewhat different when
the woman In the case throws him
down.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01
JOURNAL ENTRIES

This new novel entitled, Reasonable
Maximum Rates." of which tbs Kan
sas railroad commissioners and a few
other parties are the joint authors, is
exceedingly interesting, although posi-
bly, trif1e disconnected.
Let's not make the airship practical
BILE too soon. 1t might stop the good
roads agitation.
% %
Still it isn't likely that this trouble
between the federal troops and the
Navajo Indians in southern Utah will
affect the manufacture of genuine
Navajo blankets in Podunk, Pennsyl-
vania.
y \
Here is another argument against the
primary. If no convention is held, tho
boys" won't have any excuse for COM
ing together and rubbing up against the
Big Men.
~ %
While not saying it directly, of course,
it is inferred that the presidents
Thanksgiving proclamation suggests
that we eat turkey. But this depart
ment would like to ask where we are
to get the turkey.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01
HUNOR OF THE DAY

Her (sighing)-Oh, met such a lovely,
polite man today.
Him-Where was that?
Heron the street 1 must have been
Carrying my umbrella careiessly, for he
bumped his eye into IT; And 1 said: Par
don me-" And he said: Don't mention
Leader.
Eyes" said Mrs Lapsling, my husband
enjoyed his trip ever so much. He says the
train he Travelled on had the finest buff
foon car he ever saw in his life."-Chica-
90 Tribune.
Enthusiastic Constituent-Its a great
thing. Senator. isn't 1t, that 1t has been
found so easy matter to curb the rapacity
Of the trusts under the existing law?
-er-considerabiy easier than we thought
1t would be when we passed that law
Chicago Tribune.
Ethel (sobbing)-Oh, dear, father disap-
proved of George, and I'm afraid he will
succeed in finally driving him away.
Ethei-No. He borrows money Of himi
-Somerville Journal
I'm troubled greatly with insomnia"
come to my church." said the parson who
was passing. IT need few fellows like
ou."-Yonkers Statesman.
Mrs McSosh-Look here, do you know
that it's three in the morning?
Mr.. McSosh-Coursh know itsh three
wanna know is. which mornng7-Cleve-
land Leader.
Mrs. Hoyle-Before we were married he
often said he couldn't tear himself away
Mrs. Doyie-rimes have changed. haven't
Mrs. Doyle-Yes. nowadays he is on a
tear most of the time.-Town Topics.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01
A DIFFERENCE IN TIMES,

Sunday night Chicago's action In
banking followed New York's without
delay Chicago's action determined
similar course upon the part OF other
western banks.
There was a reason for Chicago's
speedy action. In 1893 the New YORK
banks issued clearing house cerIin-
Gates Chicago wouldn't follow New
York's lead. There was sentiment
and pride behind the refusal on chi
cago's part The great men In chicago
in those days were p ID. Armour ano
Marshall Field. Both men had hard
business Judgment, but they also had
a swelling pride in Chicago and Its
financial standing in contrast TO that
of New York, which even then was
losing it's prestige.
cago banks to stand pat. And they
stood pat the savings bank not even
requiring the sixty-day notice A saw
ings bank in Chicago, than which
Mr. Field and Mr.. Armour went up
and down a line of frightened deposit
tors arguing the situation. The bank
kept open until a. M: to persuade
patrons that it was stiff. The on
sIaught was so unjust and ferocious
that thereafter both Armour and Field
concluded that hard business Judg-
ment was a better basis of action than
sentiment.
Hard business Judgment, backed up
nv experience demonstrated to them
that New York by taking one finan-
cial course and exciting the country,
exposed the bank which paid out cur
rency to a wild NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Eagle.
But there is a vast difference in the
conditions of 1898 and those of 1907.
In 1893 the west was the debtor of
the east to a tremendous amount. 1t
was hard up. There was little avail
able cash out in this country and the
few people who had money in the
banks were very scary about it. In
asmuch as the west owed the east,
all that the east had to do, under Or
binary circumstances, was to call for
it's cash, and the west would have had
to give it up.
Now conditions are reversed. The
west not only has an abundance of
money on hand, but 1t is loaning
funds to the east. 1t is carrying big
! bank deposits in New York. The mon
ey belongs west of the Alleghanies,
and New York could not call it in
simply by asking for 1t. Moreover tina
public I'm not pantclxy and there would
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

GFrom the Philadelphia Record.1
Scrapple is ripe.
Many a fellow looks for work with
his eyes shut.
The best way to manage a wife Is
her own way.
We are apt to save our bouquets
until a man is dead.
The coal dealer should naturally
make it warm for us.
The trouble with the average man is
that he considers himself above the
average.
Willie-''What is a sham battle ?"
Bobby-"Guess 1t must be a pillow
fight"
The hayseed may take some con-
ISOLATION from the Biblical assertion
that all flesh is grass.
Nell-"T thought you told me she
was a model girl" Belle-"Oh, no: I
said she Yves a girl model"
"Courtship is a blissful dream"
says the Cynical Bachelor: but mar
riage is where a man wakes up"
It is sometimes difficult to tell
whether the past is dead or whether
it is merely case of suspended ami
ms.ticn-
Tommy---"Pop, what IL exn RI
ence?" Tommys Pop--"Exreri"nce
my son. is something that teaches us
how dishonest other people are"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01

Frank farrell diagnoses the prospect
for a direct primary in Kansas this
way: 1T is said that the Republican
state central committee stands 16 to 10
in favor of the nomination of a state
ticket and the candidate for United
States senator next year by a direct
primary As Colonel Jeltz would say,
sThat Is too dangerous to be safe
There are so many tricks in politics
that 1t would not be difficult matter
to make it tie, leaving the deciding
vote in the hands of the chairman. Mr..
Moore. who is opposed to the primary.
Some weak kneed pro-primary mem
her might get sick. don't you know. and
fail to send his proxy. Such cases OF
illness are on record"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-01

nave been little currency drawn from
the banks even If the clearing house
certificate rule had not been adopted.
1t may have been wisdom on the
part of Chicago bankers to follow the
example of New York, but we can
not help but believe that IL some Ar
mour Or Field had urged Chicago
banks to stand pat as they did In
1893 there would have been no disas-
trous results. and 1t would have been
a good thing for the banking business
in general.