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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Rivers In Mountains.

A popularity Of the Blue mountains
of Pennsylvania is that they are di.
vided by rivers that break through
the walls at intervals Of q miles.
From the Susquehanna to the Swatara
is 81 miles; also from the Swatara to
the Schuylkill, from the Schuylkill to
the Lehigh, from the Lehigh to the
Delaware, and from the Delaware to
the hollow in New Jersey known as
Culver's pond, the intervals are the
same. 1t would be most difficult to
account for such a coincidence.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Out OF His Line.

A man living in the country far
from any physician was taken sud
denly ILL His family, in great alarm,
not knowing what to do, sent for a
neighbor, who had reputation for
doctorins COWS.
Cant you give father something
70 help him." asked one Of the sons.
"Wa-al, l don't know nothin' about
doctorin' people"
"You know more than We do. for
you can doctor COWS. Now what do
you give them when they are Bick?'
WAL" I alters give EPSON salts.
You might try 1t on him"
How much shall we give himT'
inquired the son.
~wa-al, I give COWS just a pound.
Your father is q quarter as big az q
oow-uve him quarter Of pound"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

An old woman who lived alone In
a cottage near Zurich, Switzerland.
was in the habit, when feeling I'M
we'll, of getting into hot oven for
a sort of Turkish bath. When inside
she used to close and reopen the oven
door by means Of small cord. The
other day she was taking one Of
these baths. and in attempting to
open the door she broke the string.
Some days later she was found dead
In the oven-suffocated or starved.
From the woman's distorted body she
had a desperate death struggle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Condemned to Silence.

John B. Moran, district attorney Of
Boston, has been ordered by physi
clans to abstain absolutely from talk.
ing for an indefinite period. During
the recent political campaign he
strained his vocal chords badly. He
smoked a great deal and that made
the situation worse. Now no has been
compelled to forego the society OF
my Lady Nicotine" for a time, be.
sides combining himself to whispered
speech, and very little of that.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Famous Book Free.

Every reader of this paper can get free
Of charge one Of DIR. Coffee's famous books
which tells of n new method by which
persons afflicted with Deafness, Head
cause, can cure themselves at home at
small expense.
Write letter Immediately to Dr. w. o.
Coffee, 800 Century Bldg, Des Moines, la.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Bishop Potter's Answer.

A young clergyman in remote
country district wrote last Easter
time to Bishop Potter, saying that
he was about to take a wife, and ask
ing II, to save some other clergy
man a long and weary journey, he
could not marry himself.
The bishops reply was marvellous.
ly concise. 1t said:
"Could you bury yourself?"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

The recruiting sergeant OF to-day
does not find his best recruits at the
country fair. but in the great towns.
where the street urchin, after little
training, develops devil-may-care
bravery that has stood the country In
good stead upon many critical occa-
sions-ConntrY Life. London.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

iered and passages of the secretions
too frequent. On the advice OF my
husband began using Doans Kidney
Pills. Since using two boxes my trou'
BILE has not reappeared. This Is won
derfuI, after suffering two years
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box'
roster.Milburn Co, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Nothjnu to Retract,

90! Ouch! That hurts! thought
you were a painless dentist"
so | am, madam. I'm the only pain
less dentist In the Office. All | do is
to make the artificial teeth. The
man that does the extracting hasn't
come in yet, but you insisted on hav.
inS Ii aNne right away
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

ago, 0rOpSy SET III,
and my left side was
so swollen the doctor
said he would have to
tap out the water.
There was constant
pain and a gurgling
sensation around my
heart, and ] could not
raise my arm above
my head. The kid
INV action was diSOT-
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Little One's PRAYER,

Mary always gets little piece OF
candy every day to keep her from be-
ing naughty. One day she was
naughty. and she did not get her
candy. That night when she was 60
Ing to bed she said her prayers as fol.
lows: "Our Father, who art in heaven,
please give me my daily candy"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Stairs for Health.

Some time ago I advocated stair.
climbing as healthful exercise. and
I attribute a good deal Of dyspepsia
and minor maladies Of life to the mod
ern craze for elevators. A. Sterry,
In London Graphic.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

Take Garfield Tea in the Spring--it will
save you many days of headache, lassitude
and general i'll health. This natural laxa-
tive purifies the blood cleanses the sys.
tenn and establishes normal action of
liver, kidneys and bowels.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Chance Wrouqht by Time.

Dinizulu, the Zulu chief once wide
ly known and feared in war, has a
graphophone with which he enter
tains his guests. He has also an or
gan built in England. on which he
plays.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

Australians viii Go Back.
Australia has arranged for the re-
patriation of 1000 discouraged Aus.
tralians now in South Africa.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
$50 California & Ret. Salt Lake Route
woman's Intuition.

Most women. nice, or otherwise,
have more or less the great natural
gift-possessed by~few Of our lords
and masters'-of intuition. Where
men climb. we fly.-Woman's Life
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
WAIT FOR THIS.

Only $50 round trip to California,
via Salt Lake Route Write for full
information to j. II. BURNER, Salt
Lake City.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
In q Pinch, Use ALIENS FooT.eAsE

A powder. It cures painful. smart
ing, nervous feet and ingrowing nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists. Csc. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package, FREE. Ad.
dress A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy. N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

Old Sofas, Backs of Chairs, etc, can
be dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES, fast, bright, durable colors.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
$50 California & Ret. Salt Lake Route
Short Cut to Secrecy.

The officials OF the imperial Chinese
telegraph administration have been
notified that 1t has been decided to
infiict the penalty of decapitation up.
on any telegraph employee who may
in future be found guilty Of revealing
the contents Of secret official tele-
grams to outsiders.-South China
Morning Post, Hongkong.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
a MISSOURI WOMAN
TELLS a story Of Awful Suffering and
Wonderful Relief.

Mrs. ]. ID. Johnson, of COZ West
Hickman St., Columbia, Mo-, says:
FOLLOWING an operation two years
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

No conquest is SO severe as his who
labors to subdue himself.-T. a KEN.
Dis.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
$3O-CAllFORNIA-$3O

Round trip via Salt Lake Route
Sale begins April Goth. Write today
]. II. BURNER, Salt Lake City.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

ms. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces m
esmmatioA. aays pain, cures wind collie Csc bottle
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
An Animal.Lover's Ambition.

To be a genuine lover Of animals.
end to be able to effect an improve
ment in the breed OF those which ap-
peal most to ones fancy, is to add a
fresh and lasting source Of enjoyment
to life.-Country Life.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27

It's difficult for tight-fsted
preacher to hold his congregation.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Webster's Idea Of liberty.
Met Death In Oven.

Webster; Liberty exists in proper
ton to wholesome restraint.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-04-27
Enuland,s Best Soldiers.

$40 California G. Ret. Salt Lake Route
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23

between New York and Chicago. It
is now making a short road tour
under the direction OF Klaw & Err
LANCER, with a specially selected cast
headed by Corinne, one of the most
famous singing condolences on the
American stage.
"Forty-hve Minutes From Broad
way" is a novelty and quite original
from the fact that II is not per-
formance OF distinctive character
except in its own field. as the au-
thor has very cleverly interviewer
into II comedy, drama, melodrama,
musical comedy and farce, thereby
creating musical play possessing
ginger and quickness OF action sell
dom seen in a performance. In the
construction OF this. Mr.. Cohan has
shown that he had convictions and
the strength of mind to carry them
out.
The story OF the piece is splendidly
told by Corinne. who plays the role
of Mary, the housemaid, aided by
the clever company with which Klaw
a Erlanger have surrounded her.
The piece Is staged in three acts.
The scenes represent the exterior of
the Castleton mansion in New Ro-
ohelle In the morning, the drawing
room In the evening and the railroad
station the next morning. The op-
posite character 20 that acted by
Corrinne is Kid Burns, a young man
who has become very worldly wise
through long experience on Broad
way. and VINO expresses a most prac-
teal philosophy In piquant slang.
This character Is acted by Scott
welsh, He proves a splendid foil
for Corinne's clever acting in the
role OF Mary, which requires her TO
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23
Railway Extension in Mexico.

Mexico City, Feb. 2S.-one mile
a day is the rate at which the Can
anea and Pacific Railway is being
constructed. II is occupying the at
tentlon of 5000 men and 5000
horses. Railroad construction has
got great flip during the past II
months and lines are being laid all
over the country. Several years will
be required to complete the line the
Southern Pacific is building to
Guadalajara, as a number of tunnels
will have TO be driven through the
Sierra Madre mountains. AT Quad
alajara the road will connect with
the Mexican Central and there give
a direct route from Tucson and all
coast points to this city. There is
a great scarcity of horses required
for the construction work, and all
efforts to secure them in this country
have been without success.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23
ADJUSTMENTS

stretches found in Paganini and
Ernst.
I'm all scales and even In his four
octave arpegglos one hears his fin
gers fall on the keyboard like so
many littl silver hammers. His
technic is marvellous combination
of strength and lightness.
"a violin connoisseur alone is
capable OF thoroughly appreciating
the degree OF technical science which
he displays. 10 must be an excep-
tionally hard-headed critic who can
sit by and cody Judge the performer
from technical standpoint. IL is
difficult not TO join with the audience
who are fairly carried away with
the artists fire and warmness OF tenn
permanent. which, by the way. are
contrasted with extreme delicacy OF
sentiment. Gesner Is one OF the
fow living ylolinists capable of ex-
ercising magnetic influence over
an impressionable audience. leading
them into forgetting the interpreter
OF the music In the exceeding beauty
OF the Interpretation"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23
That Good show.

A triumph of bodybuilding is what
"a Cowboys GiFl" really is. Built
along new and original lines, with
material carefully selected from the
store of knowledge as to the wants
and desires of the public and care
full to throw aside the impure and
worn-out portions that caused the
utter oblivion of thousands of other
plays. This wonderful play stands
solid upon the rock of everlasting
suecess-a play of merit, cast un-
usual in excellence, wealth of beau
tiful scenery.
At the Grand Opera House next
Tuesday evening.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23
Ncighbors Got Fooled.

81 was literally coughing myself
to death. and had become too weak to
leave my bed; and neighbors pre-
dicted that / would never leave II
alive; but they got fooled, for thanks
be to God. was induced to try DR..
Kings New Discovery. II took just
four one dollar bottles TO cure the
cough and restore me to good sound
health" writes Mrs. Eva Uncapher,
OF Grovertown. Stark County, Ind
This King OF cough and cold cures.
and healer OF throat and lungs, IL
guaranteed by ]. C. Perry, Druggist.
soc and s10O. Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23

display in several situations consid-
erable emotional ability. Her por-
trayal of this character has proved
great surprise to her many admir-
ers. who. through her long connec-
tion with comic opera and extrava-
ganza. had become imbued with the
idea that she could not play to ad-
vantage a character having serious
side. The engagement in this city
at the Grand Opera House next Sat
urday night, March 2, of this now
famous attraction, has already at
tracted unusual interest.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23
For,y.nyc Minutes From broadway.

Forty-nvc Minutes From broadway.
George NJ. Cohan. who Is now con-
oeded to be the most popular and
successful OF all American play
wrlghts. has done much OF late to
confirm this conviction. No play
from his pen has more firmly
cllnchod his popularity than Forty
Eve Minutes From Broadway, which
enjoyed a remarkably successful run
last season OF an entire year divided
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23
Good Buy,
in Real Estatss /

Five-room house. , h,..,
car line. small barn and on, NJ
ings, lot 65 by 15O. Pr,,. ~ y. y
Modern cottage Of Eve ,.'.' ~
piumbed and wired. good ,ss' "....
lot rs by $50 feet. ,..',' sO''''
Price $500. "' a1
Eleven room house oos A.,
capital lot Sc by lss. a..
Price $4,000. un1
Six room house modern s,...
septic tank. plumbed. vI,.s
barn. lot 5Ox15O, shrubery n. y
cement walks. Price $4,000
Six room house on car In,
76x15O. Price 1900. easy term
Nine room house. plas;e,s
cts, pantry. basement. son,. !,
barn 26xS4. woodshed ls,,,
place is three blocks ,,or
house. Price s2625.
Seven acres all in cultivate, &!
house and barn. plenty Of gooa II
This place is on a good cru.ss, b
road Sh miles from Salem III
$1,000.
Ten acres all in cultiyatIo,
five room house. barn and voo.s y
good mixed fruit, well fenced
in oats, az miles from salsu !
$500.
twenty acres; 10 acres IN sul.
tion, balance In pasture. two =
houses, barn and out buildInu y.
ty of small fruit, well water I
to store, 4 miles from Salem. N
$500, will exchange for stocl -
Seventy-three acres an IN en-.
tion, good house and barn;
OF Italian prunes and other M.
fruit fences are mostly vove, Il
water pumped through the houu
barn; good well and windmill
mile from school and R. R. tow \
work horses, 2 cows, 3 dozen n
ems and all implements necesu1 /
run this place; one top baEg 4
wagon, 15 tons Of hay, 30 cord |.
wood in woodshed. Price s500i
One hundred acres, Sh mnah
Salem; 20 acres In eultintloi.
In pasture and good timber; I'D
house, barn 42x56, smokeAz
Wood shed, chicken hOus,
wells, 80 royal ann cherries
of apples and other snail h
fences mostly wire; one 'ean,
COW, set OF buggy harness, Arn
cultivator and plow. Price 'slie
acre, or will trade for city prupe
Twenty acres; 9 acres Of nj
prunes; 4 acres OF apples; Nahna
cultivation; house, barn and 9
house: 4 mile to SHAW
$1,000.
Fifteen acres; 5 acres 10 F-
6 acres IN apples; balance pl0s
good 6 room house, barn So1'''
fences; 2 wells; one mile i'OH
dale. Price $500.
Eighty acres; 81 in culuutn
in pasture and timber; 80 ace
wheat and cheat; Z acres n q
5 room house. good barn az
ary; 4 horses. 6 head OF ea''S
chickens; 2 wagons, 3 set Of h'
all implements, hay, grain' &c
$4,000.
We have city property "
small tracts out OF town '''
10 trade for city property. .
Colorado Springs property a.
10. Colo. property to trade %
erty here.
We have one hundred 80
good land near Salem 70
Salem property.
II you want hop ran'a
grain. fruit or graIins l''~
Several houses for Tsal
you want anything 10 '''
notary work.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-02-23

Ambassador Bryce at Washington.
Washington, Feb. 23.-James
Bryce. the new British ambassador
to the United States. accompanied
by Mrs, Bryce, arrived here this
forenoon from New York. He will
call on President Roosevelt tomor-
row and present his credentials.
Young married people and old ones
too.
That have no children to laugh and
coo,
End their troubles viii Little ones"
be,
Find their troubles will Little
ones" be.
Sold at DR.. stones store.
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-03
BUTCHERS OF GERMANY
WAR ON PROPOSED LAWS
Want Bars Kept Up Against
the Importation of
American Meats

BERLIN, March 2.-The German
Butchers Association has petitioned the
Minister of the Interior concerning the
proposed importation of American cat
tie and the slaughter of them in state
inspected slaughter-houses at German
ports. The association objects to the
proposal. which, it is claimed, would
develop the meat trade of the United
States to the detriment of the German
trade. The association proposes that
cattle which have had a sufficient pc
riod of quarantine should be sent alive
to public inland slaughter-houses
The association is also opposed to
any Reduction of the duty on bacon and
fresh meat, and also combats the pro-
posed annulment of the prohibition
upon the Importation of canned meat.
The Chamber of Agriculture of Schles-
-Holstein has adopted the follow
ing resolution:
First it is out of the question that
the Government and Reichstag should
make advances toward the conclusion
of a commercial treaty with the United
States involving a reduction of the du-
ties on food products which would also
benefit the other treaty states.
Second, the Government and the
Reichstag did not permit the importa-
ton of live cattle to be slaughtered at
the ports, and should not relax the san
itary regulations in the interest of the
importation of foreign meat"
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-03
WONEH'S BODY WEIGHING
go POUNDS IS INFERRED
Derrick Lifts Remains Out
of House and Ten Men
Carry the Casket

CHICAGO. March THE body OF a
woman weighing $40 pounds was bur
led with some difficulty today. It
was that Of Mrs william Maurer. 54
wears old. wife Of Detective William
Maurer Of the West Chicago Avenue
police station. who died yesterday Of
fatty degeneration Of the heart
A derrick of the kind used in moving
pianos was necessary TO remove the
body from the house. piano mover
superintendent the undertaking. The
derrick was fastened 10 the roof OF the
house The sash and frames of the
window ha6 to be removed. A spe-
cial casket 81 inches in width and
weighing PAS pounds, was necessary.
This was bound with fron hoops and
required ten men 10 carry it. The
largest hearse in the city bore the re-
mains 10 Rosa Hin.
For seven years Mrs. Msurer had not
left her home because OF her inability
to pass through the doorway. During
most Of this time she had been in a
seemingly dying condition, having been
unable 10 breathe well because Of her
weight.
Mrs. Maurer's condition had been a
complete puzzle TO physicians. Dozens
Of remedies were suggested and tried
for reducing her weight, but without
avail The Maurers were married
twenty-five years ago and had two chill
dren, one Of whom survives. At the
time Of her marriage Mrs. Maurer
weighed only 145 pounds.
ID was not until fifteen years ago
that she began TO take on flesh and
this rapidly increased despite all ef-
forts 10 prevent IT,
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-03
REPUBLICANS
NAME TOWN OFFICERS
Convention Is Held After
Action of Trustees in
Raising Salaries
AIDS ALL OFFICIALS
Nominating Assembly Has a
Quiet Time Owing to
Lack of Contests

BERKELEY. March 2.-Republicans
OF Berkeley nominated town officers
at their municipal convention IN Nativs
Sons Hall today. A curtain raissr was
provided by the Town Trustees. who
held an unannounced session this
morning and drafted an ordinance ad-
vancing the salary of each town ON
cial, the advance amounting to about
20 per cent The new salaries VIII DO
paid when the new officials taks offios
next month
The changes In salaries VIII be as
follows: Chief or Police. advanced
from $125 to $3.50 a month: Treasurer,
$125 to $3.50; Assessor, e125 to $3.50
Attorney. s125 to s150; superintendent
of Streets. s1s5 to $3.50; Assistant Su-
perintendent of Streets. 800 to t126i
Auditor. S75 to 800. The Town Clerks
salary was left at $3.50. but provision
was made for a $50 q month stsnogra-
pher and the appointment OF q deputy
clerk AT q salary or 800 q month. The
Town Engineers income VIII be IN
creased about 25 per cent by the res
enactment OF an old ordinance regulat-
ing fees received by the engineer.
The convention was devoid OF special
interest because Of the lack OF contests
for the nominations. The Town Treas
urer's office alone provoked q dght. p.
R Boone was elected chairman and
Philip NJ. Carey secretary by acclama-
tion. The platform adopted declares
against the compulsory vaccination law
and for economy and efficiency IN the
town government The nominations
follow:
Assessor, H J. Squtres: Attorney, H
H. Johnson; Clerk. Jesse v. Mendsn-
hall; Auditor, NJ l. Hansoom; Treas
urer, Edward Cove; Chief OF Police.
August Vollmer; superintendent OF
Streets. e Q. Turner; Engineer, W. b
Mcclure.
Trustee First Ward. Fred Ccnnog; Trustss
Third Ward, Francis Ferrier; Trustee Fifth
T. Renas.
School Directors-First Ward. DR.. J. i, Far.
rar: Second Ward. Percy Crawford Third Ward,
Roy J. Young Fifth Ward. A. T. Sutherland;
Seventh Ward. J.. T. Brown
The San Francisco call., 1907-03-03
DEPUTY COUNTY CLERK
INDICTED FOR FELONY
II. c. Kaufman Is Accused of Having
Falsely Certified to Acknowledge
rnent in Pension Case

Because he followed a practice un-
fortunately too common among no
taries public and others, II c Kauf-
man, a deputy county clerk of this
city, has been indicted by the United
States Grand Jury He was arrested
L Nolan yesterday and released upon
furnishing a bond of $500. kaufman
IS accused Of having certified TO an
acknowledgment, in his official capa-
city, that on December 6. 1906. Gather
inc German, a pensioners widow. per-
sonally appeared before him and signed
with her mark an affidavit TO a pen
sion voucher for s24, when in fact the
woman did not appear before him. This
act is punishable under section z746
of the Revised Statutes by imprison-
ment in the penitentiary for not more
than five years and a fine not exceed
ing $500
The complaint upon which the in
dictment was based was sworn to by
o. J.. Sues. United States pension ex-
aminer. who is determined to break up
the reprehensible practice Of notaries
making false affidavits. About a year
ago a notary was convicted in the
United States District Court of a SINH
lar offense and was fined 500. The
fine probably viii be increased with
each repetition Of the crime.
It appears that when Mrs German
received her vouchers she was sick at
Ingleside and unable TO go to Kauf-
mans Office, so she sent her daughter,
Mary Rippey, with the papers. Kauf
man, knowing that the papers were all
right, obIgingly filled in the papers
so as to make il appear to the pension
Office that the widow had appeared be-
fore him.
kaufman viii be vigorously prose-
cuted.