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Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

N. 7. Lynch, Editor OF the Phillips
burg. N. J Daily Post, writes II have
used many kinds Of medicines for coughs
and colds IN my family but never any
thing 30 good as FoIey's Honey and Tar.
cannot say too much in praise OF It. |"
Hill 8 Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08
Farm for Sale.

The excellent farm known as "Cher-
ry Meade" three miles south of Mid
dleway, is offered for sale. Contains
40 acres Of good limestone land, with
about 50 acres OF timber Dwelling
house, tenant-house, good barn, bar
racks and other necessary buildings.
Terms. one-third cash, long time for
balance. Inquire OF
J. II. CAMPBELL.
Kearneysville, w. Va.
May "a, l907-tf
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08
Rising From the Grave.

IA prominent manufacturer, VIM. A.
srtwell, OF Lucama. N. c., relates q
most remarkable experience. De says:
AFTER taking less than three bottles OF
Electric Bitters, feel like one rising
from the grave Ny trouble is Brights
disease, in the Diabetes stage. fully
believe Elertric Bitters will cure me
permanently, for II has already stopped
the liver and bladder complications
which have troubled me for years. /"
Guaranteed at Hills Pharmacy. Price
only soc.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

Justice (steruIy)-"You are chsrg-
ed With stealing nine Of Col. Hsury's
hens last night. Have you any Wit
ness7'
Brother Swagback (spologstically)
-sNussahl s'pscks Use sawtuh
peculiar dst-uh- way. bat il amt nsy.
or been mnh custom to Jake witnesses
along Wheel / goes out chicken stealth
sab. !"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

Uncle Nose, you're very, very UNI
sociable."
Yes, sab, ! likes to keep tub my.
sef. sah.'
Dear me, Uncle Nose, ! hope you
are not misanthrope o
"No, sab. Use a Baptist, sab. !"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

Have you lived here all your life,
friend1 p
mot yit. But ef don't git money
enough to move ! reckon I'll have
to"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08
Miller 5 Pharmacy

invite you 20 inspect their stock st ssy
time you are liz Charles Town.
They haze Ia stock the largest sIns Of
Fishing Tackle that has ever bccn Of
fered for sale IN this town.
Their line Of Drugs. Fine CheBIcsis.
and sll sorts OF Drag Snndries has been
carefully selected, and every sinRte item
In 10 Is the best that money can buy.
II is and always has been thots rule
70 buy the best, and only the best Of
everything.
They carry whltmsa's Canfise ~
stock at all times. and they are alvayD
fresh and pure. Prices ranging from
SOC 10 SOC a pound. All sizes knd III
prices land bear 10 mind tnst they
guarantee it 70 b fresh - al times-
II BY any chance you should get . pack
age that il not strictly fresh, brisg IL
back and gel your money back or s1ss
another box. Nothing can be faises
than that.
They sell ice Cream sods"foF 100
simply because they cannot probably
sell you Good Ice Cream Sous" Tor -,
And right here We want 70 ssy for them
that their Soda il good-snd that I'll Of
IL Is good.
they sen CoIgase's Taleuns fos jse,
and are still selling the comblpatioa Of
Tooth Powder snd CsshmsFs Bouquet
soap for 15c.
they cell wyett's Pbosphste Of Bods
for 400. The regular price is50c.
They sell Wyeth's Litbia Tablets Tor
3sc-some people sell them for so.
They sell the large axe Of He}It2'o
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

A lady meeting girl who had
lately LETT her service, inquired,
"weIl, Mary, where do you live now 7"
please, ma'am." answered the
girl. 81 dom live now--I'm married"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08
ICECREAM
Wholesale and Retoil.

The undersigned will furnish Ice
cream OF any flavor desired, in any
quantity, either Wholesale or retail.
Win make a specially of supplying fam
lilies, and will I'll Sunday orders. Or
ders may be left at my residence on
High street, four doors west of Graded
School. j. w. WYSONG, JR.
May Q, I907-4m
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

orino Laxative Fruit Syrup is sold
under positive guarantee 10 cure con-
stipation, sick headache, stomach trou.
BILE, or any form Of indigestion. IL II
fails, the manufacturers refund your
money. What more can any one dol
Hills Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

"Six years ago learned valuable
lesson, writes John Pleasant, Of Mag
uolia, Ind. II then began taking Dr..
Kings New Life Pills. and the longer
take them the better l find them"
They please everybody. Guaranteed at
Hills Pharmacy. 25c.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

Mr.. Muggins--Your wife seems TO
be very persistent.
Mr.. Bugsins-Psrsisteutf Why,
that woman has been looking under
the bed for burglar for rs years.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

Dewitt's L..,ie Early Rlsers dop't
sicken or grippe. Small Pills, easy 10
take. Sold by teinnarts Pharmacy.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

Teacher--N.me group Of Islands
on the coast OF Scotland.
Willie-The Bridegrooms.
Teacher-The Biisgrooms'
Willie-Well,ths He.bridss. That's
the same thing. amt it.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08
Honey for Sale.

We can furnish honey at Is cents
per sections for one dollar.
BENJAMIN HARTZELL.
Oct. 18. l906-tf
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

for Ladies, Misses, Men and Boys is
complete. Our Grocery Department is
also we'll stocked.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1907-08-08

sHWe invite you to come and look
over the attractive goods in our store.
mr. q KER
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Tucked Rlouse

The shirt waist or simple blouse
that is made with chemisette is
among the daintiest of all, and is ex.
ceedingly attractive as we'll as emin!
emily fashionable. This one is closed
invisibly at the front and allows of
trimming after a most effective man
ner. In the illustration the material
is pretty plaid, while the trimming
is velvet matching one of the darker
colors and the chemisette is of all
over lace. But chemisettes of lin
gerie material are always pretty, and
are equally in vogue, while trimming
can be silk or any contrasting mate
rial that may be liked or, indeed, the
same material trimmed with little
braid or velvet ribbon. The pointed
trimming straps on the front are dec
orative and quite simple, yet are not
obligatory, for a palmer waist can be
made by emitting them. The collar
finishes the neck, and whether the
sleeves are made with deep cuffs or
terminate at the elbows, the full por-
lions are completed by pointed bands.
The waist is made with fitted lin
ing that is closed at the front and
consists of fronts and back The back
is laid in pleats for it's entire length
that give tapering lines to the figure,
but which are stitched to yoke depth.
The chemisette is separate and closed
at the back, while the waist is closed
inyisibly beneath the tucks at the
front edges. The sleeves are prettily
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08

many women like to wear through
out the entire season. 1t can be
either lined or unlined and made
with three-quarter or full length
sleeves. In the illustration louisine
is stitched with belding silk and COM
bined with tucked taffeta and
trimmed with tiny edge of velvet
and little velvet buttons, but the vest
and the collar and the trimming on
the cuffs can be of any contrasting
material that may be liked. If a
more. dressy effect is desired chiffon
or one of the pretty lingerie effects
can be used, while if washable mate
rial is chosen for the waist these can
be of all-over embroidery or some
material of the sort.
The waist is made with the fitting
lining, which can be used or omitted
as preferred, and which is closed at
the centre front, and consists of the
fronts, the centre front and the back
The fronts are arranged in a box
pleat at each edge and in rather wide
tucks at the shoulders, which are
stitched to yoke depth, while the back
is tucked on tapering lines. The
trimming portions are Joined to the
centre front, which in turn is Joined
to the waist, and the closing is made
invisibly beneath the box pleat at the
edge of the left side The sleeves are
moderately full ones finished with
prettily shaped cuffs, whether they
are used in three-quarter or full
length.
The quantity of material required
for the medium size is three and
half yards twenty-one, three and
quarter yards twenty-seven, or one
and seven-eighth yards forty-four
inches wide, with seven-eighth yard
eighteen inches wide for the centre
front and collar, one and an eighth
yards if long sleeves are used.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Pale-Hued Shoes.

Among the most noticeable whims
of fashion recently has been the en-
tire relegation into the background
OF everything black; the numerous
new colors are SO lovely that they
have for the time quite extinguished
our old favorite. This now applies
to our shoes and stockings even as
much as to our frocks, and they are
dyed all manner of beautiful colors
to match or blend with the gowns
they are worn with. Judiciously in
dulgei in this latest idea is an I'M
questionable rutcess, and curiously
enough is seen To the greatest advan-
tage at the two extremes Of our at
tire-in the evening or with the
clothes one wears during a country
visit.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Deepest Gold Mine.

Australia now possesses the deep
est gold mine in the world. Within
the last few weeks the Shafts at the
new Chum Railway at Bendigo, Vic
toria, have been sunk to depth of
over 1900 feet, and the quartz there
tapped has been sampled and
crushed, with the result that yield
of gold equal to an ounce per ton
has been obtained. The operations
in the mine have been tested by Gov
eminent officials in view Of the fact
that never before in the worlds his
tory has gold been obtained from so
low a depth as three-quarters of a
mile.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Stub Ends of News.

Germany has a treasury deficit of
little less than $14,000,OO0.
London has at last decided to con-
meet its police stations by telephones.
"Aeroplanes built to order" reads
a sign outside a London motor fac
tory
A bill has beeL introduced in the
Canadian Parliament to prevent
strikes in all public utilities.
A movement was started in the
South to appeal to the Postoftice
Department for fraud order against
the New York Cotton Exchange to
forbid it the use of the mails.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
TRAGEDIES IN 1905.
Lynchings Number 69-Suicides In
crease and Outnumber Homicides.

crease and Outnumber Homicides.
Chicago. lynching record for
the years is sixty-nine
The total number of deaths by vio-
lence during 1906 shows small in
crease over 1905, being $3.50, as COM
pared with 9212. The steady in
crease of suicides continues. The
number for 1906 is 0,125, which ex-
ceeds the homicide record, and is an
Increase of lab over 1905.
The record of embezzlement, for
gerry, defaulting and bank wrecking
shows large increase over 1905 and
is the largest total since 1894, being
$14,734,S63, as compared with So
613,172 in 1905.
This large increase is principally
due to the footing of bank deposits
by such bankers as Stensland in Chi
cago and Nipple in Philadelphia. The
losses of 1906 are distributed as fol-
lows: Stolen by public officials, ST.
6S4, 1884; from banks, S10,745, 1877;
oy agents, $379,571; forgeries, $223,-
687; from loan associations, $248,-
100; by postoffice employees, $22,5S5;
miscellaneous stealings, $1,433,969.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
The Field of Sports.

Outlaw racing in Louisiana has
now fairly started.
Four Yankees-Chase, Elberfeld,
Keeler and Yeager-batted over 900
last season.
The conditions governing the mo-
tor boat race from New York to
Bermuda have been issued.
w. M. Ford, of Wilmington, Del,
won the national amateur clay pig
con shooting championship
The New York Nationals have re-
fused to relinquish their claim to
Kelley, the outfelder, and Corcoran,
the Cincinnati shortstoD.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
sashes on Gowns.

Soft silk sashes with embroidered
scalloped edges are seen upon some
of the sheer French gowns They
are either used as short wasted
girdle or are passed around the
waist several times, drawn to the top
OF the girdle, swathing in the back
and tied there, the falling ends Civ
ing a short wasted Empire sugges-
ton. The same arrangement is good
for any silk or ribbon sash.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Newsy GIeanings.

The attempt to form a general
schismatic worship association in
Paris failed.
Seven designs for the proposed
giant battleship were submitted to
the Navy Department
Fifteen acres on University
Heights, valued at 100000, were
given to the University Of the City
Of New York.
Orders to the small arms factory
of the German Government at Err
furt were taken to mean that the
government was planning to arm the
troops with a new rife.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
MoRRIsTowN PosToFFIcE.
Npen from In the Morning Untn z
In the Evening.

Hpen from In the Morning Unfu z
In the Evening.
MAILS CLOSE.
7.SeA. M.-gor New York and Gil intermsAs-
As stations.
SIS A. M.-For Easton, Newton, Chester and
III intermediate stations. Whippany.
s.15 A. M.-For Brookside, Mendham and alA
Hations ON the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
els A. M.-Eor New York. and intermediates
hAtions.
ai5A. M-For Mount Freedom.
sAS A. M.-gor Newark, New York md ~
Tond.
Ills A. x.-FOr Newark. New York and b
Tond.
laE p. M.-gor New York and all intsrms-
uAte stations.
12A5p M.-Fcr Rockaway and Dover.
s.6O p M.-For New York and all interns~
Late stations
MAILS READY FoR DELIVERY
r.2OA. M-Erom New York and intermeal
Its stations.
$50 A. M.-From Hackettstown and intuR
mediate stations Whippany. Mt. Freedom.
M.-Trom Brookside. MendEAm and N
stations on the Rockaway Valley Railroad.
800 A. M.--grom New York and iutsrmed1-
Ste stations
R2A. M-From Dover.
s1l0P M.--Trom New York aud intspzseilzs
ito stations.
i.28 p. M.--vrom New York
RsOP. M.-From Philadelphia, Kasten. NeNp
bon, Chester and intermediates statiQn&
LaOP. Ms.-From Brookside. Msndhan9 and -
stations ON the RockAway valAg RAinoad
sAliP. M.--From Now YORK and tutsx@e
ate stations
Gala From Newark and New KcxE
sDelivered BY carrAsEM
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
HE DID.

Lounger-"Don't you get tired of
answering the same questions, day
after day?"
Ticket Agent Cat railway station)
lawfully. Somebody is always
asking me that one, you know
Chicago Tribune.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Hatpin Chestnut.

The hatpin forms a very important
part OF the modern hat. Some are
of huge dimensions, many being the
size and color of horse chestnut,
while others are of silvery mother
o'-pearl, colored crystal and queer
stones.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Velvet UndersIeeves.

Undersleeves. (to make the fashion
able three-quarter length sleeves COM
Portable in cold weather) conform to
the coat, and may be of silk or vel
vet trimmed with lace and buttons.
They are fastened in place by buttons
or patent snaps on the inside of the
coat sleeve.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
HE MIGHT.

Schroeder Ito his neighbor, a
widower) why did you send your
housekeeper away, since she was
such good COOKE"
The Widower-"S made such
splendid puddings I was afraid
should marry her" Fliegende
Blaetter.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Fist BLOW Kills FIirt

With one blow of his fist, Charles
Smith killed D. f. Myers on the
street in East st. Louis, ILL., Mrs.
Smith told her husband that Myers
had attempted to flirt with her.
Smith struck Myers a swinging blow
On the jaw and Myers neck was
broken. Smith fed
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Unmoved by Vatican Protest.

The Spanish Government at Ma
irid merely acknowledged the receipt
Of the papal protest against the ex-
pulsion from France of Mgr Mon
tagnini and the seizure of the ar
ehives of the nunciature at Paris.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
ONE ON THE PANAMA.

Higgins" Shocks, the astronomer,
..eclares that Mars is million years
older than the earth
Higgins-"H How does he prove ito"
Kiggins-"By showing that the
interoceanic canals in Mars have been
completed. New York Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
"Quinine and whisky. +"
RAW HEIR.

will your Highness have the rich
white mans only son cooked or
served au natural?." asked the can
nibal Kings chef
Cook him thoroughly" replied
his Majesty. Raw heir is very bad
for me, New York Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08

A considerable portion of New Or
leans was cut off from further free
mail delivery by order of the Post
master-General. A large number of
New Orleans streets are without side
walks, and these are deprived Of free
delivery.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
To Investigate Block system.

The Interstate Commerce Commits
sion decided to investigate the block
system of the Baltimore and Ohio
and the Southern Railway in relation
to the recent disasters on those roads.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08

full, laid in tucks at their lower
edges, and when full length is used
the Innings are faced to form the deep
cuffs, but if the lining is omitted the
cuffs are Joined to the lower edge.
The Quantity of material required
for the medium size is three and
three-quarter yards twenty-one, three
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
THE MOTIVE.

Sallie-'Now that l have moved
into your neighborhood, you must tell
me where to go to church"
Alice Well, prefer st. Luke's
for choir and St. Lucre's for curates."
New York Times.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
PROOF POSITIVE.

Tommy paused moment in the
work of demolition.
This is angel cake, all right" he
said.
How do you know" asked
Johnny
I've found feather in it."-Chi
cago Tribune.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08

While nothing could be lovelicr
for the fascinating fluffy boas than
marabout and ostrich tips, yet there
are some beauties in which ace Is
substituted for the tips.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
HOW SHE BROKE THE CUp.

Signora Veronelli (seeking SER
vant) why were you sent away
from your last placer"
Because broke coffee cup"
WAS that the only reason?"
Certainly, except that on that oc-
casion my mistress had little
wound on the head Ill Riso.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
A 500. ooo, 600 Ship Combine

The Consolidated Steamship Lines
Company, with an authorized capital
of 100000, 900, was organized at
Portland, Me-; it will control the
lines owned by Charles w. Morse.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Hearst Asks a Recount.

w. R. Hearst's application for q
recount of the 1905 New York City
election vote was filed with the At
torney- General, at Albany, three
hours after the latter took office.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08

All the negro troops of the regular
army have been ordered to the Phil
ippines, but not, 1t is said at the War
Department, on account or the
Brownsville affair.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
s1s- -YSsSSSeel
r. ~ NNSEIIEEE % S.
g. WIHlA ~ (VIEAIRIUNgq 81

New York City.-The pretty and
attractive blouse waist that is simple
at the same time makes one of the
most necessary elements in any wom-
ans wardrobe. 1t is bit more
dressy than the severe tailored shirt
waist, yet is not quite SO dainty as
the one in lingerie style, made either
of lawn or fine silk, and is altogether
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08

and tire eighth yards twenty-seven,
or one and seven-eighth yards forty
four inches wide. with five-eighth
yard of all-over lace for the chemi-
settle and five-eighth yard twenty
inches for the collar and trimming.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
WHEN THE FIRE Belle RINGS
Look at This and You WIN Be Abla
to Locate the Blaze.

Look at This and You VIII Be Alb
to Locate the Blaze.
HOW TO SEND IN AN AIARM.
To send In an alarm, open box and pull dowm
the lever on the inside. When an alarm IL
sent in. the fire bell win sound the number a
the box and repeat tho alarm four times.
There are several keys to each box, which are
held by persons living nearby-a card attacheA
to each box gives the names Of such holdars.
Policemen also have keys.
NOW TO LOCATE An ALARM.
II the alarm is sounded from box IS, the tfra
bell will strike two, then pause end strike lvs.
which viii indicate that the fire is In the victnr
ity of No. % box Every alarm is repeated
four times.
20. Box. LOCATION.
Western Ave-, near Millar e.
b.....-.---.-.. .Mendham Ave, corner Miffs 81,
E...-.-...--.. Corner Early and Harris6a sts.
@..----...-..... .Speedwell Ave-, near Early gk
A...-..--.-...- Water St., corner Cole Ave-.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. Morris St., at Depoe
B....-.-.. Morris st., near Washington Hd'qs
E..-----........M Madison Ave-, near Ford Aves
B..---.....-.. Franklin ST., near Franklin Plaoa
5.. Maple Ave between Oak 8 Boykensyts.
b...--...... Market St., corner Macculloch Ava.
G..--.-.-.. Washington st., at Roy's drug stosu
B-....-.. Police Headquarters, SpeedweA Ava
'5S...-......-.....M Memorial Hospital. Norris So
a. Water ST.. corner Linden Ave-
B...........-.. Maple Ave-, corner Madison 81
6S...-....An Souls Hospital, Mt. Kemble Ag1
8...-..-.....South St., 'front.' Morristown Club
A................. Sussex Ave. corner Mills 81
D........... Washington St., corner Atno Ava I
i2..-..-.-.. Macculloch Ave-, corner Boykon So
f3...-......-.. Corner Park Place and South 50.
H........--... Cor. Ridgedale and Albeit Avss.
sTo be rune at Police Headquarters.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Sunday LAW in Boston.

Applications for 1900 warrants for
alleged violations of the Sunday clos
Ing laws clogged the Boston courts.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
PAINTING HER RAINRoW.

s'He is my rain beau" she remarks;
"He bushes redly when he sparks.
at times it may be plainly seen
That as to woman's wiles he's green.
When 1 smile on another fellow
With jealousy he then is yellow
Until he thinks am not true,
And then he is the darkest blue.
Judge.
The Morris County chronicle. [volume] (Morristown, N.J.) 1877-1915, 1907-01-08
Sand to think that is what they
term well dressed chicken"

PRESCRIBING FOR THE COLONEL
What did the doctor prescribe for
you?"
"Quinine and whisky"
docs he think you are a teeto-
taller; why did he not content himself
with prescribing quinihe ?"-Hous-
ton Post.