Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-01-09

- Snap, Shot & Shutter, makers of
cameras, were advertising for a gen.
tleman to fill the position of chief op-
orator. There was nothing suspicious
about the advertisement, and it's
straightforward, almost pleading tone
prepossessed me-
Required-A capable Photographic
operator to undertake sole charge of
dark room and developing branch of
our business. Liberal salary. Apply
to Snap, Shot & Shutter, etc.
The liberal salary" seemed to
promise we'll. AS regarded my own
suitability for the post, had no mis-
glVlngs. Photography held no unsolved
mysteries for me, while in algebraic
tormulae connected with diaphragms,
angles and foci of lenses I was quite
at home. Further, Messrs. Snap, Shot
q Shutter were an eminent firm, and
tnelr particular make of apparatus
was probably the most terrible with
which the amateur Photographic fend
could arm himself
1t was called hand camera i'm
hand, and to distinguish it from that
variety which entails the attendance
of strong porter for locomotion.
You surely know them?
Thousands of persons, who are alb.
solutely ignorant of the chemical
transformation required to produce a
photograph, are now able, through the
instrumentality Of Snap, Shot & Shut
ter, to write themselves amateur pho
tographers."
The firm do the developing and
print as many copies as are ordered
by the photographers" The latter
then have the delight of exhibiting to
their friends with an assumed care
lessnessl the choicest Of their efforts
These are few little things
snapped the other day." one will re-
mark, with a modest, deprecating air.
That's Mr.. Brown, the merchant
prince, arguing with man, and here's
Miss Green, the poetess, eating sand
wich. I'm told it's quite unique in it's
way; my friends rave about it,
dropped Messrs. Snap, Shot &
Shutter line, and begged to be ia
vored with the name and address of
the operator lately holding the post.
BY return the following reached me:
Dear Sir-1n answer to your cour-
teous note, we regret to inform you
that the gentleman you alluded to is
dead. Yours truly,
Snap, Shot & Shutter"
p. S.-We trust to receive shortly
your application for the position
1t was disconcerting to be unable to
ascertain how he had liked the work.
l tried again, and asked for the ad
dress of his predecessor in Office. To
my surprise I learned that this gen.
tleman was at present in charge of
his medical attendant at private
asylum. A postscript informed me
that S., S. & S. would await my appli-
cation before coming to a decision.
AS the firm were meeting me more
than half way I did not wish to ap-
pear too exacting, and accordingly &C.
cepted the post.
My arrival created somewhat of a
sensation. The interest I excited was
distinctly flattering to modest man.
Some of the clerks seemed to regard
me in a strange manner, and I could
have vowed there was a look almost
akin to pity in the eyes of the lady
typist.
I began with batch of a dozen
plates, which the sender, by his letter,
declared to be of exceptional interest
The first six plates were negatives,
but not in the generally accepted sense
of the word. By no stretch of imag-
ination could the eye of faith detect
the slightest trace of any picture, and
hopping my brow wondered whether
the photographer had dispatched me a
box of unexposed plates. Number
seven was like it's predecessors, and
so was the next and the next. The
mistake was obvious. The man had
sent me a dozen new plates in error
A few minutes would suffice to finish
OF the remainder.
A shock awaited me with the last
Of all. Gazing darkly into the develop
ing dish, signs of great distress were
it into clean water. Proceeding eau
tiously with a weak solution a faint
image of a church became apparent,
considerably obscured by the masts
of ships. Beads of perspiration kept
my forehead cool as further incongrui-
ties became evident. A phantom auto
mobile and an indescribable tumble of
the art museum and Brooklyn bridge
darkened the whole. It was, indeed,
an interesting set of pictures, married
by the fact that all had been taken
on one and the same negative. The
operator had diligently pulled the
trigger a dozen times, but had not
thought it necessary to change the
plate.
1t seemed unfortunate that I should
have begun on so many failures, but
I looked for better luck on the NOR
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