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Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
Cold Affected Head and Throat
Attack Was Severe

Chas w. Bowman, lst Lieut.. and
Adjt. 4th NJ. S. NJ. Cav. Vols, writes
from Lanham, Md. as follows:
'"Though somewhat averse to patent
medicines, and still more averse to be-
coming professional affidavit man, it
seems only a plain duty in the present
instance to add my experience to the
columns already written concerning the
curative powers OF Peruna.
81 have been paftic ularly benefited by
its Use for colds in the head and throat.
have able TO fully cure myself of d most
severe attack in forty-eieht hours by its
use according to directions. use it as a
preventive whenever threatened with an
attack.
Members of my family also use it
for like ailments. We are recommend
ing it to our friends"
--Chas. w. Bowman.
Ask Your Druggist for Free Peruna Alma
nae for 1907
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

Time 1t was mark of royalty, and
the state robes Of judges and magis-
trates were lined with it as an emblem
of purity. The ermne is so cunning
in its ways that it Is almost as difficult
to catch it as It Is to catch a weasel
asleep" In fact, about the only way
to capture 1t is to mark its course from
its home, and then strew mud in its
pathway. When the dainty, fastidious
little animal reaches the point where
the mud is strewn, it will lie down
and subject itself to risk of capture
rather than smirch one Of Its snow
white hairs
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
The Inst Word.

Jaw, g'on, Nike said the British
soldier, attempting 10 end the arsu-
ment; you're a lobster
"Ye fatter me-" retorted Mike ::
"shure, a lobsters wise animal. fur
green is the color fur him as long as
he lives, an he'll die before he puts
On red coat."-The Catholic Standard
and Times
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
bridge Lore.

"What is that poem about the bridge
at midnight" asked Mrs. Washington.
81 don't know" answered Mrs.
Dasher; but the poet knew what he
was writing about. Bridge will keep
you up till midnight and after if you
happen to be loser - Washington
Star
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
On the Scent.

Crimson Rambler-Are you burning
gasoline in dat automobile, mister?
Sparks-No, my friend; I'm trying
alcohol Just for an experiment.
Crimson Rambler thought so.
Would you mind me hangin' on behind
fer a mile or SO, jest fer de SMELL
Puck
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
Promise of Improvement.

Edith" exclaimed her mother. "I'm
sorry brought you to the shore at all.
Here five days and you're engaged to
two young men. It's disgraceful !"
yes" admitted the summer girl,
"It's pretty slow work, but give me
time, ma, give me time."-Philadelphia
Press.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
An venue OF Escape.

Rival committees We're appealing for
funds.
Lets see" said the capitalist mus
ingiy. "If | give $1,000 to each com
mttee one donation would nullify the
both relatively where they started"
Musng a little more, he decided that
$4,000 would just buy the sort of auto
mobile he had in nd.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
A Queer Animal.
Chicago Daily News.

The ermine is a queer animal; 1t Is
one thing in winter, and another thing
in summer. In winter, rs fur is as
white as snow, and 1t Is called the
ermine; In summer, it turns reddish
brown on the upper part of the body
and light yellow on the lower part.
and it is then called the stoat. This
change Is familiar to naturalists, but
not to ordinary people and the ermine
and the stoat are therefore generally
regarded as distinct animals. The fur,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
Real hfonOnOly.

The lone bandit was holding up a rail
way train.
It's better than being president of
the road" he chortled. Il don't have to
divide any of the swag with influential
politicians.
BY the way of rebate. however he re-
turned the cheap watches to their own
ers
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

- tne winter, ana not a tree
to be seen anywhere. Under the teach
in6 OF the missionaries many of the
Esquimau1 are becoming more civil
lied, and are greatly improving in their
manner and habits. and there Is a
growing desire for instruction.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
" else.

Rivers-Can there be such a thing as
a crying need"
Brooks-Why not? Everybody knows
there is such thing as a bowling sue
cess.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

Texas, writes: 81
was afflicted for years
with pains across the
loins and in the hips
and shoulders. | had
headache also and
neuralgia. My right
eye, from pain, was of
little use to me for
years. The constant
flow OF urine kept
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

.--.a :. a ancially able TO carry out any OBJ
liga..ons made by their hrm.
WEST TRUAx. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
WALDING, KISNAN d MARVIN, Wholesale Drug
gists, Toledo, O.
Halls Ca,arrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces OF the system. Price Zoe. per bottle.
Sold by all Druggists. Testim onials free.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
HoW's ThiS2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
anv case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j..
Cheney for the last Is years and be lia1ifuS ~
b1e- -iuni1
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

There is hardly king In Christen.
dom whose wife does not overtop him
by head.
The English king is quite six inches
shorter than Queen Alexandra.
The cZar, little man, is overtopped
IA full head by the cZarina.
Kaiser Wilhelm is Of the medium
height, but the German empress is tall,
and that is why the proud kaiser will
never consent to be photographed be-
si.!e his wife unless she sits while he
stands.
The king Of Italy, short and squat
hardly comes up to the shoulders Of the
tall, athletic Queen Helena.
The king of Portugal. though fatter
is less tall than his queen.
Even the Prince Of Wales is shorter
a good four inches than the princess.
And the young king Of Spain is sew
eral inches shorter than his queen.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
Long WAY from Nowhere.

The most remote mission station in
the world is on Herschel Island, in the
far northwest corner Of the Dominion
Of Canada. The nearest postoffice is
1000 miles away. Consequently the
packets are few and far between. sell
dom more than two in year. The isl
and is a most uninviting place for a
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

Mothers will find Mrs. WinHows 9oothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their chiIdrc J
during the tee thing period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

I had Catarrh for about fifteen
years, and no man could have
been worse. tried everything
I could hear of, but no good re-
suited. then began 8. g. s., and
could see q little Improvement
from tho frst bottle, and after
taking it q short while was cured.
This was six years ago, and am
as we'll today ns any man. think
Catarrh is q blood disease, and
know there is nothing on earth
better for the blood than 8. s.. s.
Nobody thinks more of 8. s. 8.
than do. ID. MATSON,
Lapeer, Mich.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

lin permanently cured by Or. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE s2trial bottl- and
treatise Dr. r. II. Kline, Ld S3l Arch st., Phila,PA
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

A count of the unoccupied houses in
London shows 40,069. That is one house
in fifteen of the whole city.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

It's a fortunate thing for many law
yers that the fool killer is 50 far be-
hind with his work
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

-, I,lLfII sweats. Alter trying
seven different climates and using all
kinds of medicine had the good for
tune to hear of Doans Kidney Pills.
This remedy has cured me. | am as
well today as | was twenty years, ago,
and my eyesight is perfect. "
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo n. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
Preserving the spell

Nellie seems to be devoted to
you.
Belle-Yes.
Nell-Why don't you marry him?
Belle-Oh. | like 10 have him de-
voted to me.-Philadelphia Ledger
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
CATARRHp@1s p1sH%SPp @d4oR
AND SYSTEM DISORDERED

inflammation of the tissues Of the head and
symptoms ringing dropping back
splitting,
cae which circulation and the greater
of
of uric acid in the blood The Liver Kidneys and Bowels frequently be-
their instead Of the
body leave and form uric acid in the system
This the blood and through its circulation distributed to all
These impurities II the blood tate and inhame
body and the contracting
of disagreeabe
symptoms AS the blood to all parts of the body the
The head tight full
feeling continually stopped above the slight
stomach and the entire system disordere and
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
SIS.
PURELY VEGETABLE

symptom disappears constitution built and vigorous hea
S. also the stomach and digestion and acts
the entire you suffering with Catarr begin tn
physicians
send literature about Cah and give special medical advic
witho S. S.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, ca
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

He had bought her q pot Of real
Irish shamrock. grown cc the ouid SOD,
for it was st. patrick's day, and she,
too. had In her veins the blood Of Erin.
oh she cried, "how good Of you.
How perfect they are! How fresh! !!
Why, believe there is still little dew
on them"
yes" he answered, flushing. II know
there is, but it will all be paid off to-
morrow"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

query.
That Love is blind" one can't dispute.
CHe's often deaf and dumb 10 boot y
But if he sishtless BE-. | pray.
How does he always fad the way?
The Reader.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
CROPS NEVER FAIL
G. F. BtERE, Macleod, A!b

in he Upper Snake valley, Idaho, where
IS OoJ Miss Issppi Valley h meseekerS are air sdy
10 ated 50000J acr 5 undeN elop d, irriEab land
still await H.. settler. Lich st best wa cred
valley in the world. Fines c innate; cho ces fruits
imntens of rain. alfalfa su bees. SiOJo,-
900 invested IN sUg fac Ories. New II. II. rNtef--
sion TO Z lOwstOne park % ms country o. vas re-
sources. Ashton started Jan l, 1906, record
breah Write for iart cular,.
&. c. MDOl;E REA l. ESTATE COMPANY
1t. Anthony and Ashton, Idaho.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
UTTERLY WORN OUT
Vitality Sapped by Years of Suffering
With X dney Trouble.

Capt. J. w. Hogun, former postmas-
ter OF Indianola, now living at Austin,
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

affected BY this disease. It IS waste OF
time to t--y to cure Catarr,l with sprays,
washes, inhalations, etc. Such treatment
does not reach the blood, and can, therefore,
do nothing more than temporarily relieve
the discomfort of the trouble. To cure
Catarrll permanently the blood must be
thoroughly purified and the system cleansed
of all poisons, and at the same time
strengthened and builtup. Nothing equals
S. S. S. for this purpose. 1t attacks the
disease at its head, goes down to the very
bottom of the trouble and makes a complete
and lasting cure. S. S. S. removes every
particle cf the catarrhal poison from the
blood, making this vital stream pure, fresh
and healthy. Then the innarned men-
branes begin to heal, the head is loosened
and cleared, the hawking and splitting cease,
institution is built up and vigorous health
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17

HOWARD e. BURTON.-hssayer az Chemist.
IL Leadvllle, Colorado Specimen prices: Gold,
Silver, ad, 81 God Silver, 75c Gold, 5sc Zinc or
Copper, 81. Cyanide tests. Mailir" Envelopes and
full price list sent on oru'cntic-.
.:-G ,.ur- so.lclted. l.elerence: Carbonate Ma
tional Bank.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Dpggists refund money if it fails to cure. r. W
GROVES signature is on each box. 25c.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
Peculiar tOeltseIf

In selection, proportion and combination
OF ingredients,
In the process by which their remedial
values are extracted and preserved.
In effectiveness, usefulness and economy,
Curing the widest range of diseases.
Doing the most good for the money,
Having the most medicinal merit,
And the greatest record Of cures
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-01-17
Hoods SarsapariIIa

In usual liquid form or in chocolated
tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses 81.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

signed to each of the foreign ports
from which aliens usually embark
for the United States. under such
regulations as may be prescribed by
the commissioner general of immi-
grafton. with the approval OF the
secretary of commerce and labor. one
chief inspector, who shall be n sur
geon of the United States public
health and marine hospital service,
and one or more deputy inspectors,
IL necessary, and they shall perform
such duties in connection with the
inspection OF aliens embarking for
the United States and the granting
of certificates to such alien as the
regulations may provide.
Must Have Clean Bill.
The fifth section arranges the very
important matter of certificates in n
clean cut way.for it stipulates that
OH the inspection OF such alien the
inspector. or deputy inspector, shall
furnish to the immigrant n certifi-
cate of inspection In form to be
prescribed by the commissioner gen.
eral of immigration, stating that said
immigrant does not come within any
one of the classes of aliens excluded
from admission by any OF the laws
of the United States. and any steam
ship or any other transportation COM
pany, or any owner. master. agent
or consignee of any vessel which
shall bring Ito the United States tiny
alien who has not obtained such GER
tiflcates before his embarlOation, shall
pay to the collector of customs the
sum of $500 for each alien brought
In without such certificate, and shall
give such alien his return passage
and pay him double the amount col
lected for his passage, and no vesse
shall be granted clearance papers
while any part of such fine or pay
ment to the alien remains unpaid
nor shal such fine or payment be re-
mitted.
The President of the United States
Is given authority in his discretion
to suspend the operation of the re-
| puirement of examination at any
port of embarkation for not more
than ak months after the passage 4
this bill FOR the purpose of reaching
an agreement with any nation whose
control said port of embarkation is
for Carrying ont said requirements"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
GIVES a VERY
SIMPLE TEST
To Find Out IL the Kidneys Are AZ.
fected and How to Cure Them.

There are more cases OF kidney
trouble here now than ever before,
while recent reports show that more
people succumb each year to some
form OF kidney disease than any other
cause
When there is sickness, examine
the urine. Rheumatism is only n
symptom OF kidney trouble. 1t Is
nothing more or less than excessive
uric acid in the blood, which the slug
gish, inactive kidneys have failed TO
slit out. leaving 1t to decompose and
settle about the joints and muscles.
causing intense suffering; frequently
resulting in deformity; often reach
Ing the heart when death ensues.
Pains across the back. frequent
painful and suppressed urination and
other symptoms of weak ladder are
not the only signs of kidney trouble /:
many cases of stomach disease. bend.
acne, pain in the heart, inactive liver.
etc, are but symptoms; the cause of
winch can be traced to feeble, clogsed
kidneys.
a simple test of the urine Is to
void small quantity in bottle or
glass and let 1t stand over night. next
morning. IL there is reddish brick
dust sediment. or white, fleecy sub
stance present either consult some
reputable physician or take good
vegetable treatment The following
prescription is recommended highly
In these cases. and the sufferer shoul,.
mix 1t at home: Compound Kargon,
one ounce; Fluid Extract Danderlion.
one-halt ounce; Compound Syrup
Sarsaparilla, three ounces. Shake
well and use in tea spoonful doses
after each meal and at bedtime.
Where any of the symptoms enum-
Grated above are present, good results
are sure to follow Immediately the
use OF this simple prescription.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
SEALED PROPOSALS.

SEALED proposals VIII be receive |
at ONCE of Treasurer. Southern
Branch. n. H. d. V. S.. National SOL
diers Home, Va. until 1870 n. M.
January q. 1908, and then opened. for
furnishing all material and labor for
constructing Timber Revetment. in
accordance with instructions ana sne.
cifications. copies of which; with blank
proposals and other information NAV
be had upon application to JOHN T
HUME. Treasurer. 12-99.1.1o
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
STOCKHOLDERS, MEETING.

The regular annual meeting of the
stockholders OF the Jefferson Bank
VIII be held at the banking house
tuesday evening, January 18th, 1908.
at eight o'clock
G.. FRANKLIN LEM, Secretary.
12-21-I5t.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

WANTED TO RENT THREE OR
four rooms, fursished or unfurnish.
ed, Twenty ninth street. between
West and Washington avenues. AID.
dress box 392. l2-29-3t
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

New England unions of the Broth
erhood of Painters. Decorators and
Panerhangers have been informed
that the Brotherhood Is expecting an
attack from the employers associa-
ton in the eastern section of the
country next spring; they are con-
sequently being urged to prepare by
organization and defense funds for
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
]. HUGH CAFFE.E.

Funeral Di ector snd Kmbamer. ONCE, show
room and chapel. corner Thirty-third 81. ard
Huntington Ave. Funerals entrusted 10 me re.
eel my tersonal attention. Carriage service
snrrass ell by none In the State. Office phones
BE II and Clifton. No. 1; Residence, Bell. No Al.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
FOR GALE.

FOR SALE-oNE OF THE INCEST
homes in Newport News, $1,000.
good location. modern improves
ments; must be sacrificed Easy
terms. SOMMERVILLE TRUST co.
12-293t.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
WANTED.

WANTED-TO BUY RESIDENCE IN
center of the city. State easiest
terms and lowest price No agents.
Address H., BOX 1896, City.
12-29-3t.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

WANTED - SERVANT FOR GEN
eral housework. Apply to 1927 49th
ST. 12-29.3t.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

LOTS FOR SALE OR LEASE IN ALI.
parts OF the city. Call and get
prices. OLD DOMINION LAND
CO.. Hotel Warwick Building.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

WANTED-TO BUY SINGLE-HORSE
Spring Wagon. Must be in good
condition. WILKINS & DALEY
co. 12-29-3t
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

FOR SALE = VALUABLE PROPER
ty at 124 Twenty-seventh street.
Apply to owner, 1872 Twenty-Reventh
street. 11-2S-1m.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

FOR sALE-FIND KNABE PARLoE
Grand Piano. cheap. 200 Thirty
FIRST Htreet 109-tf
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
such a battle.

It has been decided by the labor
organization whose members are en-
ployed at the Washingtonn, d. c..
navy yard, to concentrate their eff
forts the coming winter on the Six
tieth Congress in an effort to secure
legislation that will provide the ap-
preparation necessary for the cree
ton OF the gig steel casting foundry
In connection with the naval gun
factory work. Such u foundry would
make the Washington gun factory
one of the most complete plants OF
It's kind in the world.
At the recent convention OF the
American Federation of Labor it
was decided to levy an assessment Of
per cent. per capita on all of the
affiliated organizations of over D.
100000 men for the purpose of rails
ing protective fund to combat the
efforts OF the National Manufacture
ers' Association that seeks. IL Is al
legged, to break down all organized
labor. This assessment will put in
the treasury OF the American Teder-
ton of Labor over 100000 annually
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
LABOR NEWS.

Twenty eight new local of the
Brlcklayers' and Masons' Interna
tional Union of America have been
organized in North and South Caro-
lima. and four or five locals rein
stated during the last ten months.
The New York Central Railroad
Company has put into operation on
| the Hudson river division, new rules
governing the hours of labor of en-
gineers firemen. conductors and
trainmen in the freight service.
The latest addition to the ranks OF
organized labor in Cincinnati O.. Is
the Mixers Union, which has re-
ceived charter from the American
Federation of Labor. 1t Is composed
OF men who do the actual work in
supplying the city with milk.
by an overwhelming vote the
Butte (Mont.) Miners Union has ac-
cepted the reduction OF wages from
81 to $3.50. In accordance with the
contract. that the scale should be
$3.50 when copper is below eighteen
cents and 81 when 1t is above.
Employing printers OF Guelph
Ont, have signed three-vear agree
ment with the Typographical Union
to increase the wages fifty cents q
week for the first year from October
of the current year fifty cents for
tho next year and one dollar for the
year after that.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29

WANTBD-AFTER JANUARY lol.
1905, flrst-class board and lodging
can b5 obtained at $50 47th st.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-12-29
TIE EMPIRE RESTAURANT
SPECIAL NOTICES.

MADAM STANLEY THE GEL BR A.
ted Hand Reader from England will
visit Newport News December. 3Oth.
May be consulted at the Warwick
Hotel from II a. m. to D. m.
1227-3t.