The Washington herald., 1907-03-10

Insulting to Mr.. Rudvard KiplIng.
Please register" pleads a Virginia
contemporary as an election approaches
Perhaps persuasive measures may sue
coed where big stick methods generally
fail.
II we cannot legalize this "unwritten
law" 1T least we might seek to unionize
it and thus keep it from working over
time.
The Louisville Courier-Journal will
never determine the three prettiest girls
In Kentucky by a process Of elimination
StiIl. we do not believe Mr.. Harry Lehr
could possibly experience anything more
strenuous than brain zephyr.
So far as Mr.. Bryan is concerned. he
probably sees nothing especially novel
about a Guaranteed White House.
Perhaps Boss" Ruef was acting upon
the theory that he who CRAFTS and runs
away viii live TO graft another day.
As We understand the defense, Thaw
was as crazy as the exigencies Of the
occasion demanded. but. the victim hav-
ing been removed, he is not crazy at all
now. and win not do ii again if released.
Senator AIdrich has sailed for Europe
Here is a fine chance for the Car TO get
some valuable pointers on how 10 run
country. and not have the mob up and
about you all the time it is being done.
A man named Mohr played a piano for
twenty-four hours and twenty-five min
utes in Chicago recently, SO the press
dispatches say. 1t is not stated why he
stopped then. but the chances are some
thing hit him real hard.
Mai seeIey. Of the British army. says
married men are Drawer than bachelors.
OF course that is true, otherwise there
would be no married men.
Did you ever hear OF a rifle that
wasn't trustyg asks the Austin states
man. or a wrecked ship that wasn't III
fated?"
Mr.. Hartman says ne would like to
build the Panama Canal As the last
and most important thing viii be plenty
Of water. IL would appear that he is an
eminenJly mt and proper person 10 finish
il.
The esteemed Richmond Times-Dispatch
recently indorsed statement Of the
mayor. whcreupon the mayor Tepudiated
it. That was very unsquaTe in the mayor.
TO say the least Of IT,
Did you ever know the world to stop
20 hear GROWER groan?' asks the At
lanta Constitution. We have known sec
lions Of it pause TO see growler rushed.
Il seems that Miss Gladys Vanderbilt is
always especially we'll guarded when
abroad As there are no de Castcllanes
or MarIhoroughs in this country, it isn't
necessary when she is at home.
a Baltimore man says people may live
20 be q hundred years Old if they viii not
wear hats. This advice is not calculated
TO appeal TO the ladies at this season Of
the year: besides. none of them want to
be d hundred years old.
1T costs too much TO be a Senator.
says Senator SpoCner. Mr.. Guggenheim
intimated as much, but he paid the price
al the same.
A Philadelphia man has succeeded in
climbing Mount Ixtaccihuau. 1t viii be
an awful strain on his tongue and vocal
outfit to tell his friends about it.
Some car loads Of Christmas presents
shipped from this section to the Pacific
Coast are just beginning to arrive. Only
nine months in which 90 do your Pacific
Coast Christmas shopping.
DIR. Donna will now undertake 20 adj
minister constitutional treatment to the
Russian Car
Herr Bartzen says there will never be
real reform in Germany until the Demo-
Gratis get together. He must be the Ger
man Jim Griggs.
President Butler. Of Columbia, will de-
liver one lecture during his honeymoon.
A sort of farewell appearance.
a Frenchman is attracting great atten-
ton by allowing 4.000-pound automobiles
to run over him at fun speed ahead for
a fee of few francs. A nation of that
sort Of folks would be near-P Paradise to
the scOrcheTs.
With the exception Of the ducks. every
body and everything win rejoice that Mr..
Cleveland is in sufficiently robust health
to warrant a hunt down about the
marshes Of North Carolina.
Three more Central American republics
are on the verge of war 1t is all right.
however, as that verge never seems to be
unduly crowded, no matter how many get
on it.
whst the Tree Would Have Said.