Albuquerque evening citizen., 1907-02-02
Wonderful Physical Expert
mentS Which He Saw In
World of Mind.
OBJECTS TO BEING GIVEN
PERSONAL DEMONSTRATION
Had Much Experience of Crdtul-
tOuS Contributions 10 be Pub
liShed With Credit.
PART 2.

copyright, 1901 by >. :. Cllne.)
M Stag led me to one room where
many people did hang head down
ward, suspended by ropes. Scientists
in attendance watched these persons
closely, taking temperatures, admin
istering electric shocks, and making
notes of words spoken by those vic
tins. 1 thought this was violence,
with murderl With excitement, l
said you, NJ. Stag. do not make
murder?"
His reply: BE assured, NJ. Clam,
this is not violence. Here we have
experiments in sublimation of
thought. Do you not know of great
ecstasy of brain when upside down?
No? Bah! You are behind those
times. one Chicago scientist, after
eating heavily, was unable to write.
His head sank down. Instantly he
found those thoughts clearer. He
bent to the floor in agitation. Yes, it
was not one mistake! His brain did
flash grand thoughts Eagerly he
stood upon his head. Hurrah! The
brain of him did strike poetic fire,
with sparkling thoughts most like
fireworks of the genius! He did try
to write yet he could not reach
paper while upside down. Quickly
returning to his feet, he ran for the
pen and paper. BAH Those mira
cles of thought vanished He stood
like the numbskull, the jackass
with no thoughts. Even he did not
remember to stand again on the
head. Thus, almost this grand dis
covery was not discovered. One day
this scientist was knocked from the
street car to his head, with feet up
ward. Instantly those thoughts of
genius flashed again. He did Cry to
those bystanders everything, and
this discovery was discovered at the
last! Too quickly he did turn to his
feet at first. Now, by turning slow
ly those brains do not spill out
all, as they did to him.
Loom, my dear Clam. at these re-
versed philosophers, poets, inventors,
and various geniuses" said NJ Stag.
This specimen, you will see, is pur-
pie in his neck, with those eyeballs
popping You say this is the blood
to the head with danger of apo
plexy? Bah! This is the signal of
genius overlooking one ordinary
brain. Already we have gathered
books of terrible wisdom from these
inverted brains-epics, PHILOSOPHERS,
prophecies. new religions, and the
strange inventions. 1t is the grand
scheme, for these people cannot re-
member their sublime thoughts when
we put them again on their feet All
benefit goes to us.
But" / said, 'is not everything
upside down which is here said? Is
not each word topsyturvy, of no
logic?"
The reply: "Ah, no, Wait, my
dear Clam, for those inspired writ
ings. Then you shall see what this
university shall do to this world.
Do you doubt? You, NJ. Clam, shall
be hung up by those heels!"
But no! mol" l cried. with in
tense violence. Pardon, my dear
Stag! 1 cannot doubt your words!
All is true, as you say it,"
In one moment / had perspiration
to my head, with corrugations of the
spine, in America called the goose
flesh! did not admire that look
i'm the eye of NJ Stag. The brain of
him was saying: This Frenchman,
he would make the fine specimen.
What kind of genius. ...."
In agitation I wrung my brain for
the escape. All! l thought of the
NJ. Rockefeller telegram please,
telegram from NJ. Rockefeller"
Mon Dieu! What a change in one
man! NJ. Stag did quickly whisper
Patron saint" and turn his face to-
ward the Hills Pocantico. He did
make the profound bow, almost to
touch the floor. He turned again to
myself. His eye was again normal,
with no lust of discovery at my eX
pense! All, yes, I had gladness, with
relief.
NJ. Stag then did conduct me to
one experiment station which cost
one million of Rockefeller dollars.
snow, to ascertain why il was cold
one other lectured to those co-eds
on how to regulate dreams by diet.
who knows" said this scientist,
that we may not produce one other
Shakespeare by careful study of what
to eat?" Also in one Vivisection
chamber l saw portions of many live
animals. one scientist was splitting
the optic nerve of the dog, running
ii in the groove under the scalp
soon" said NJ. Stag, 1--WE shall have
dogs who can see from the back of
the head. Then perhaps we can get
one new law which will permit vivi-
section Of those human beings.
Think of those poor humans of hos
pitfalls and jails how much they could
give TO science! Yet we must over
come much ignorance with prejudice
before We can take these friendless
persons for experiment The world,
NJ. Clam, is slow 10 see the beauties
of science"
Is impossible TO tell all of those
experiments most wonderful There
did see investigations to determine
If those earthquakes cause divorce,
or If divorces cause those earth
quakes. Also, To determine why the
red hair makes the quick temper.
Also, To make sure if that north pole
was once the Garden Of Eden. Also,
if rats have the sixth sense, more
than those scientists who do torture
To them. Also, To learn If those
ancient Mesopotamians did know
much Of bimetallism, or merely
guessed at 1t. Also, to remove
doubts as TO those domestic habits of
the potato bug Also, to determine
The proportion of water in that