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The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19
Maxim. Thing. Even,

Customer Ito watchmaker)-I told
you that my watch lost half an hour
every day, and now that you've repair
ed it it gains half an hour.
Watchmaker-Well, don't complain.
It's only working to catch up lost time
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

howard It. BURTON.-Assayer ara Chemist,
IA Leadyille Colorado Specimen prices: Gold,
silver, Lad, 81 Gold, silver 75c Gold, SOC; Zinc or
Copper, 81; Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes ana
pire work solicited. Reference; Carbonate Ma
tonal Bank.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

Before doing anything as result Of
enthusiasm or excitement, see II your
enthusiasm or excitement won't wear
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

rcrIcctiy CIcur.
Teacher-Tommy, the lesson speaks OF
ihe thread of life" Does that convey
my idea to you?
Tommy Tucker-Yes'm. That's what
,ou feel when you've got stitch In your
tide.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

I had oatarrh for about fifteen
years, and no man could hove
been worse. I triod everything
I could hear Of, but no good ro;
could see q little improvement
from the first bottle, and after
taking it a short while was CURED.
This was six years ago, and / am
as we'll to-day ns any man. think
Catarrh is O. blood disease, and
know thero Is nothing on earth
better for the blood than s. 8. s.
Nobody thinks more Of g. 8: 3.
than do. NJ lIATSON,
Lapeer, Mich.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

University statistics of Europe seem
% indicate that men are deserving the
practice OF medicine and women are tax
ng it up.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

Mothers will find Mrs. winslow's Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their childre.
during the teething period.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

r.Tc ST. vftus Dance ana nll Nervous Diseasea
j permanently cured by DIR. Rllne's Great
Sefve Restorer. Send for FREE 81 trial bottle and
treatise. DIR. X. IL Kline, Id. ss Arch st., Phia Pa
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19
Only One "BRoMo oulNINf." !"

That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look
Tor the signature OF +. W. GROVE. Used the
World over to Cure a Cold in One Day. Zoe.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19

"Oh, myw exclaimed the excited wo-
man who had mislaid her husband.
"I'm looking for small man with one
eye"
well, ma'am," replied the polite
shopwalker, 'If he's very small man
maybe you'd better use both eyes"
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19
PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.


PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
,ase OF Itching Blind. Bleeding or Protruding
Piles in to IA days or money refunded. soc.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19
ltate Of Ohio, City Of Toledo | GO

LUCAS County.
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he is senior
partner of the firm OF +. J. Cheney 4 Co., doing
busines in he City ofToledo, County and State
aforesaid, and tn at said firm Will pay the sum
,f ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
svery case of Chtarrh that cannot be cured by
The use of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and su bscribed In my pres
sncs, this 9th day Of December A d. 1886.
<a..,> A. w. GLEASON,
toea"' Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
lets directly upon the blood and mucous sur
aces Of the ystem. Hend for testimonials free
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19
Then tho Fireworks

81 had call from Mrs. Multiplunks
yesterday"
"YeSY
"Yes"
81 heard she was going in for slum-
Post.
The news=record. [volume] (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Oregon) 1907-1910, 1907-12-19
Either.

Stub 47-What do the letters U. +.
tand for2
Copy Chopper-Depends on the con
text. They may stand either for United
PRESBYTERIAN or for Hartman.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

succeeding Col John r. Fellows, who
had resigned, and he served two sue
cessive terms. In his first term Mr..
Quigg made a great tariff speech. He
denounced the wicked free-traders, and
pictured them pouncing upon the IN
fant industries with the savage glee,
as he said, "of a gladiator of ancient
Rome. who springs into the arena boot
ed and spurred-
Mr.. Asher Caruth. of Kentucky,
arose and politely asked Mr.. Quigg's
permission to put a question. 1t was
granted.
"WilI you tell me-" said Mr. Caruth,
lust in what period of the Roman En-
pire the gladiators wore boots and
SDurS?"
The National tribune., 1907-10-24


1 have discovered a new and seeming
" unfailing remedy for the deadly can
Ger. l have made some most astonishing
cures. I believe every person with can
Ger should know of this marvellous med
icne and its wonderful cures. and will
he glad to give full information free to
all who write me and tell me about their
case.
Peter Reagan. Galesburg, Ill, had
cancer of the mouth and throat Doc
tors said NO hope" Mr.. Reagan wrote:
TT is only question of short time-I
must die" To-day his cancer Is healed
up and he is well. My marvellous radia-
tized fluid did it. 1t has other just such
cures to it's credit 1t is saving people
every day and restoring them to health
and strength. If you have cancer or any
lump or sore that you believe is cancer.
write to-day and learn how others have
been cured quickly and safely and at
very small expense. No matter what
your condition may be. do not hesitate
to write and tell me about it, 1 Will
answer your letter promptly, giving you.
absolutely free, full information and
proof of many remarkable cures Ad-
dress DR.. Rupert Wells, 3o7s Radol Bldg.
st. Louis. Mo.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

Here is the opinion of far Eastern
politician as to Presidential candidates
Representative Kittredge. of Vermont
thinks that New England will vote fol
conservative man like Hughes, o!
New York. or Cannon, of Illinois. He
doesn't think that Secretary Taft viii
get any votes or support in New Eng
land for the reason that he is regard
ed as the Presidents candidate" de
clares Mr.. Kittredge. eff he stood alone
he would be much Strolger. The idea
of the President of the United States
trying to select his successor is ridicu-
Ious. l knew Mr.. Tafts grandfather
who was an Assistant Judge Is miles
from where / live, and if it were moi
for the fact that Secretary Taft is sc
little known and is known as the Presi-
dents man, l think he would gain the
support of the people of Vermont. OF
course, as everywhere, the President is
popular thruout the State. He is taker
at his word when he announces that he
will not be a candidate. Popular tho
he may be, he would not receive the
support of the conservative people OF
Vermont for third term. The excuse
that he has really served but one full
term would be considered a technicality
/ believe that no man should be chosen
President unleS he is a lawyer, and q
good one at that. No doubt the Presi-
wise schemes to aid the people of the
country, and when he makes up his
mind to do thing he considers right
he does it, no matter whether it con-
forms with the Constitution of the Unit
ed States or not. This is instanced by
his attempts to extend the Federal pow
er by a National insurance and similar
laws.
MY candidate for the Presidency is
none other than Uncle joe Cannon
Speaker of the House. Tho he is the
same age as myself, II years, he is a
young man. He is absolutely honest
He has 80 years of legislative expert
ence, and would not as President en-
croach upon the legislative branch OF
the Government. He understands the
needs of every section. If he were 10
years younger. nothing could stop his
getting the nomination"
Senator Elkins, of West Virginia
Chairman of the Senate Interstate Com
merce Committee, said last week that
he thought Congress should not enact
any further railroad legislation at its
coming session.
Federal Incorporation and regulation
of stock and security issues may be
well enough" he observed. Il suppose
they will come in time. But let US wait
a little and see what the laws We now
have will do. There has been wrong
doing. Whenever the President investi-
gates he, turns up rottenness in man.
agement. Nevertheless there are many
honest railroads and many honest rail-
road men. -,rrr Jtaso
The risk in building a railroad is
large. Those putting their money into
such ventures are entitled to good re-
turns. Some other kinds of business en-
terprises are paying even SO or 100 per
cent, but there is no outcry against
them. Now everybody seems discour-
aged, altho the country badly needs
more railroads. We need 1000 miles
more Of railroad in West Virginia, but
railroad building there is at stand
still.
'It is more important to enforce the
rairload laws we now have" added the
Senator, than to enact any new laws ~
The National tribune., 1907-10-24
GREAT WORKS OF ART.
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The National tribune., 1907-10-24
ChfckamauEn.

Under the title of "Chickamauga;
Useless. Disastrous Battle Cen Smith
d. Atkins delivered an interesting adj
dress at the Opera House, Mendoza,
ILL.,, at the invitation of the w. R. c.
1t has since been printed in pamphlet
in response to demand for more
permanent form.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24
SpectacIes May Be Abandoned

the war talk first began TO be heard,
and his speech on the occasion, in which
he reviewed the past friendly relations
OF the two countries and assured us of
the friendliness of his countrymen, was
one of the most eloquent / have ever
heard. Coming from a man of his au-
thority, it had the same weight as if
coming from Tokyo. His sincerity could
not be doubted"
The National tribune., 1907-10-24
COMRADE::

If you need Pension Attorney to represent
you before the Government Departments address r w.
Shoppell Co.. Washington D. c., and you will receive
ia prompt and courteous reply. WIDOWS and MINORS
CLAIMS SPECIALITY.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

Prof. H. E. Jaffa, of The California
State University, declares in a bulletin
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

Mrs. L. z. Letter. who has been seri-
ously i'll for a long time in Paris, where
all the children were summoned to her
side, is now recovering. 1t is stated
that she will return to Washington for
the season, and will again open the
Letter mansion and entertain as of old.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

Mr. Lemuel Eli Quigg, who has made
himself famous by acknowledging that
he spent nearly quarter of mill
lion dollars to accelerate" public
opinion in New York in regard to the
subway, is well remembered in Wash
ington. He first came to the House of
Representatives in the 54th Congress,
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

The story comes that young Theo-
dore Roosevelt has been badly handled
by Phillips Exeter Academy, New
Hampshire, in a game of football with
Harvard. That isn't the worst of It.
1t k reported that the Phillins Exeter
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

The Turkish Legation is to be raised
to an Embassy with the arrival of the
newly-appointed Minister Mehemet Ali
Bey, who will succeed Chekib Bey. The
latter has been in Washington for six
years Mehemet Ali Bey is expected to
arrive in Washington some time before
the opening of the season.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

Rear-Admiral Selfridge, who was re-
tired by law in 1898, and who confesses
TO I3 years-no, ii; but what's the diff
ference when the heart is young?-is
going to take another wife, Miss Ger
trude Miles, of Boston. She is 6I. and
a lifetime friend of the family.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

They are telling a story on your In
Gle Joseph which looks like a slam. oh.
well. here is the story, and you can
just guess who it slams. 1t is said that
he declared. with every appearance of
sincerity, not to say excitement, over a
year ago, that what the country needed
above all other things was Chief Ex-
ecutiye who would keep on his own
side of the fence" attend tc his own
business and leave the judicial. and
legislative branches free to discharge
their respective duties. Warming to the
subject. and evidently chafing under a
sense Of bitter provocation, he added:
''The Republican Party must offer the
American people that kind of a Presi-
dent next time, or it had better get
ready to so out of business"
This of course, was not intended for
publication. and was not made public
until just recently.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

Congressman Campbell Slemp. of the
Ninth Virginia District, who was serv-
ing his third term, died suddenly of an
gina pectoris. at his home last week
He was 70 years old, and the only Re-
publican Representative from the Old
Dominion.
1t was announced three months ago
that Congressman Slcmp would not be
La candidate for another term.
Representative Slemp was a soldier in
the rebel army, and was a Democrat up
to 1880. In that year. while member
Of the Virginia Legislature, he changed
his politics and became a Republican,
which served to defeat him for re-eIec-
ton. His Congressional District would
have sent him to Congress for life.
There was talk OF his son stepping into
his fathers shoes and running for the
House, but he has declined to make
the race. The district is normally Re-
publican, but it is said could be easily
switched to the Democrats.
The story comes that young Theo-
d0ro Rnocovo1f hos hao, ho div l,op1la1
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

The State Department has appointed
! Algernon Sartoris to be Secretary of the
Legation at Montevideo. He is the
grandson of Gen. Grant, and has been
a resident of the District for the greater
part of his life. 1t is not known just
| when he will leave for his new post,
but it is thought his orders to report at
| Montevideo will be received within a
very short time.
The National tribune., 1907-10-24

1t has come at last. The Navy De-
partmeht has received information that
the National organization of Naval
Sponsors has been formed There are
1863 names on the list of eligibles. OF
these only so have been reached, be-
cause no record has been kept of the
women who have christened the great
vessels or the smaller gunboats.
A meeting will be called this Winter
in Washington to perfect permanent or
sanization. In the meantime a COM
mittee, headed by Miss Annie Keith
Frazier, of Chattanooga, daughter OF
Senator James b. Frazier and sponsor
of the Tennessee, is at work on the Or
ganiZation.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03

pie and brings about riots. The mass
of vagabonds and thieves at once joins
in this tumult and this gives rise to such
deplorable scenes as lately occurred at
Kishineff. Neither can tell you, sir, Of
any Russian economist who studies this
fatal problem Of the Jewish question. 1t
is dealt with in our country by innumer-
able articles in the daily papers and re-
views; the special representative for the
Jewish side is the editor Of the paper
Novosti, published at st. Petersburg. |
can but recommend you for the study Of
the Jewish question the well-known work
Of Chamberlain, in German, ''Grundla-
gen des XIX. Jahrhunderts, in which
this question is fully dealt with.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03

Colonel Dan Ransdell, sergeant-at-
arm of the Senate and lifelong friend OF
Benjamin Harrison, says he has known
few public men more abstemious than
was the hoosier President, but that on
one occasion he was required to obtain
drink of whisky for the chief magls-
trate under circumstances that were
somewhat embarrassing. He had ac-
companied the President on trip to
Cleveland, which they reached in the
midst of a drilling, cold rain. Mr.. Har-
rison intimated desire for a glass of
something good, and Ransdell consulted
the butler. This dignifed parsonage had
been instructed not to offer liquor of
any kind to the President whom the host
knew to be, like himself, rigid Presby-
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03
Jewish Councils Public Meeting

The open meeting Of Junior Council,
which was to have been held last Sunday
evening, will take place this Sunday ev-
ening, May 5th, at 8 oclock.
The main feature will be debate, en-
titled Resolved, That Prejudice
Against the Jews is Dying Out" The
affirmative side will be upheld by Harold
Fell and Walter Simmons, and the mega
tive by Maurice Kobley and Henry Fran
kel. The judges will be Rev. DR.. VIM. S.
Friedman, Joseph Jaffa and Milton An
fenger. The other numbers on the pro-
gram will be as follows:
Opening address Mrs Pisko.
Reading-Lillian Rachofsky
Piano sOo-Jessie Levin.
Budget-May Morris.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03
Noted Russian Patriots in Denver

Nicholas Tchaykovsky, the Father
of the Revolution" and Alexis Aladdin,
the leader Of the Peasant party in Rus
sia, will arrive in the city May 9th and
remain here over the 11th They will
be given luncheon by the Chamber OF.
Commerce May 9th and Will speak be-
fore that body in the evening. Friday
evening, the 10th, they will speak in
Temple Emanuel and Saturday night
they will address a mass meeting OF
citizens in the Central Presbyterian
church. The Woman's Club of Denver
will entertain them Saturday afternoon.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03
Pobiedonostzeff on the
Jewish Question

Mr.. Maurice A. Gerothwohl, writing
to the Spectator, sends copy OF letter
written by the late M. Pobiedonostzeff,
in August, 1903, in reply to question
asking for his views on the Jewish ques-
ton:
"Sir:--You give me the title OF emil
nence. But I am neither priest, bishop
nor monk-I am an employe Of the state
attached to the Holy Synod for civil gov
ernment affairs, and the Jewish ques-
ton does not concern me. l am not MIN
lister of public worship; this subject be.
longs exclusively to the department. or
the Minister of the Interior. Anti-Sem-
ltism in Western countries is political
and social doctrine. We have nothing
like itIn our country one hears nothing
but the complaints Of the population
against the Jews, who are spread
ali over Russia, since the peasant
and working population, poor and
uneducated, cannot fight against the
Jews, of whom an enormous mass
has been left us by the old Poland.
AS they grow more numerous they pos
sess themselves of every industry and
become insolent, which excites the peo-
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03

off, and the whisky was forthcoming.
Smacking his lips appreciatively after
the generous drink, President Harrison
said: 'Dan, 1 have always noticed that
the better Presbyterian man is, the
better whiskey he keeps"
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03
THE ACCEPTABLE TIME.
Whenever thou

Whenever thou
Art called upon to act noble part,
Obedient to the promptings of thy heart,
Brook no delay, nor wait the morn,
Heed not the cynic's laugh OF scorn,
But do it now.
Should God endow
With worldly blessings more than is thy
need,
Be not content to hoard thy wealth in
greed,
But to the needy give within thy power,
Nor stay the hand till the eleventh hour,
But do it now.
Do not allow
Past struggles vain to sadden or depress;
Success may yet it's laurels yield, unless,
Perchance, procrastination is thy sin.
Defer not, if life's battle thou would st
win;
Thy time is now.
Should thy head bow
In destitute old age, ah, let it not be said
Improvidence thy fate has merited.
Build while youth s sun is at it's height;
Life's day is short, twill soon be night;
Thy time is now.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-05-03

Dinner-11 a. m. to $3.50 p. m.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-11-20
EMERALD's SIDE.
Claim They Have Right to Look at
 the Championship.

The Emerald football team of Emerald avenue journeyed to Corcor- ans sand hill Sunday morning with the intention of playing the Spauld- ings of Brooklyn. They were surpris- ed on reaching the field on finding only six of the Spaulding team pres ent. Not wishing to leave without playing a game they decided to allow the Spauldings to select players from the Rosebud team to fill out their eleven.
 Although the Spauldings out weighed the Emeralds they were un- able to score throughout the game. During the last few minutes of the game the Spauldings had possession of the ball on the Emerald's seven yard line. Meyers. the fullback of the Spauldings was called upon to try a drop kick. but the ball landed only two yards behind the Emerald's goal thus failing by great margin to go to the required height. Fur theTmore, there was no cross bar on the posts. The Emeralds protested against the goal counting but the Spauldings were steadfast and even Lusky. their referee. urged them to kick the goal which tends to show how much he knows about football.
 The Spauldings also claim they won the championship at 12O pounds but the Emeralds only have a slight claim to that. The Emeralds would like to arrange another game with the regular Spaulding team and are willing to weigh in man for man so as to get some definite weight. They also challenge the Quakers, Brownies. Films and Creoles or any 12O pound 1 team in the state.
 Following is the record Of games 1 played by the EmeTalds:
 CIovers C. EmeraIds ,: ROvers Q. EmeraIds 21, one half; Brownies c. Emeralds c: Spauldings Q. EmeTalds | 0: SlasheTs 0. Emeralds IS; AcOTns Of Cheshirs Q. EmeraIds i2. Total Opponents c. EmeTalds 56.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-11-20
CnLTMRIA IN TRAINING.

Columbia wrestlers have begun q long periot of winter training for ihp intercollegiate meets next spring. under thc direction of Capt \. E. Shimn1on and several graduate ,hoacheS. Only two members Of last seasons team besides Shlmmon have returned tO cOllagp. but a mem- I,er of good men are out for the vacant places-
 Fred Narganes has not registered as yet. but is exported to arrange bis difficulties with the faculty before long and ECt hack into training I.indo. Intercollegiate 15S-pounsl chapfCn. Is another abspntpe
 Of the new men l. N Holsworth, -I0. E making q fine showing in the heavy-wpight class while IT. ". IeSSup. T1S. Is heraldpd as a worthy successoT to I.indO. in the 15S-pounsi division W g WfnsIow- TS. and z BIoom. TS. arc the veterans in th= 115 and IS5 Pnund classes rsspe~- .T~plv- Ofher go7d men farsfias Car. Szfmroa in the If-zt-us5zhf rIass zrp | T. RorkvOod US. anI T. T. Gray. Uo-
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-11-20
OLD SPORT DEAD.
Perpetual Second of Jack Dempsey n
 the Prize Ring.

Dennis Costigan, an old time sport end prizefight second died Monday at the age of fifty-one years, and early Monday night his body was removed from the Metropolitan hospital, on Blackwell's island to the morgue. Consumption killed him, his last and fatal attack coming about a month ago.
 His brother, John J. Costigan, a coll tractor of Providence, k. l., was notl- fled of his death and telegraphed in- structions for shipping the body to that city.
 Dennis Costigan was probably best known as the friend, adviser and per- petual second of Jack Dempsey, and was behind that famous fighter in every fight he engaged in from the early nineties, when he was defeated by Bob" Fitzsimmons up to Demp- sey's last fight with Tommy Ryan at the Sea Beach pavilion, Coney is' land.
 For several years Costigan has act ed as a choreman around the Fulton fish market, receiving from George Monahan, an old sporting friend, who is in business there, enough money to support himself.
 In addition to his prize ring fame, Costigan was known as the champion oyster opener of the coast, it being said of him that he could open more oysters in a certain time without the aid of hammer than any other two men who professed to be able to do that trick rapidly,