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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
MERIDIAN BLUE
OYER BUM SHOWING
NUMEROUS MEN SHOW LACK or
cLAsS-LOW GETS BUSY IN CO.
luMBUS-LADlES DAY is IA
BOOED.

Meridian Miss, March 20.-tSpeciaL)-
.fter the recent series of practice games
if has almost been settled that the line
nm of the White Ribboners will be as
follows, with the possibility oil Brnner
not proving strong enough for Birmins-
ham.
Catcher. Downing pitchers, Pylant BIZ
Hard Young and Bruner, or Allen or
Wilkerson; infield. Sample Stewart Rhue
and Durmeyer; outfed, Devore, Roth and
Marshall or an unknown to be selected
later.
The other players now being tried out
have proved their worthlessness for their
rosuective positions. IT will not be SUI
prising TO see Sample get another man
who has not yet been heard OF. Utter
Jolly. Iillman and others have shown
lack of class.
Columbus. Miss, March 20.-lSpecial )
The Columbus baseball club which mas
entered the Cotton States League mas
the following executive ofhcers' HAIRY
Seig, president; s. T. Street, Jr'' vice
president: r. f. Mahon, secretary anu
Ira II. CASTOR, treasurer. The following
gentlemen compose the board of directors:
]. W. I.ipscomb. p W. Maer. &. J..
Heard, w. p. Mahon, Warren NJ. cox
C.. q. Street and Harry Selig A rousins
meeting was held last night. 1t was
decided that no ladies day would be
set aside each week; the directorate De
ing of the opinion that the general al
mission tickets to ladies'. which. or course
entities them to grandstand seats. oelns
placed at p cents, would make the ga"s
more popular and more largely atieh"en
by them The eight players ALREADY
signed will be here and at work by Sal
urday. Manager Law is on track OF
other good men and expects to nave
them landed shortly. The full team viii
he here by next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Secretary Mahon has arranged exhibit
ton games with the Marion Military H.
stitute team for March 2S, 90 and wal.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Young couple want room
and board-must be first class
and modern in every respect.
Address B. B. Care Age Her
aid.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
New York Wins.

Atlanta. March 9.-Atlanta was de-
feated today by the New York Americans
in the best exhibition game this season,
the warm weather enabling the pitchers
10 do better work. Score: R.H Il.
Atlanta 49,. ........ 100 OO0 031-5 . A
New York ........ ......100 Oio Oll-i :
Batteries: Childs and Harley and
Sweeney; Keef, Berger and Thomas.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

(Swaim, even, second; Reauent, 81 More
land), to J. third. Time, 1:26 1-5.
Sixth race, mile and seventy yards
Shenandoah, 107 (Aubucnon), even, won;
Skyward, 81 (Swain), to /, second; j. p.
Mayberry, 107 CRice), to l. third. Time,
las As.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
Baron BOA,lers Versus Cubs:
Game Is Played Tonight

ular positions most of the year. speak
German while chasing long flies. and Ar
tie Hoffman and Dr. Harry Gessler, who
did time on the lench when they were
not called on to fill in some position in
the team, We're keeping up a rapid fire
of Dutch conversation. The outfeld. in
spite of their nationality, was the best
by long way in the league, and many
home run was hiTped by these gar
deners during the year
The following Cubs are here:
Frank Chance, manager; Kahoe Sea-
baugh, Mordecai, Brown, Overall Tay-
ior, is~or, Holman, Fraser. Durbn. Per
due, Ffeister. Lundgren Steinfeldt,
Seheckard, Sagle, Schultz, Gessler,
Sweeny. Osborne, Randall. John b. Nc
Cormack, the trainer, and Charles Will
liams treasurer of the club, arrived with
the players. The colts of the team are:
Sweeny, infelder; Osborne and Randall,
outtielders; Perdue and Durbin, pitchers;
and Scarborough, catcher. AS stated else
where, Reulbach and Moran will arrive
today.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
CHICAGO OUTFIELD, SCHEkARD,
SCHULTZ AND SLAGLE-THE
CUB OUTFIT.

"The Slagpilers," the bowling club made
up of members of the Baron team. have,
arranged a game with the Cubs for to-
night. 1t will be played in the Apollo
bowling alley and all the fans are in
vited tc attend. Several games will be
played, two Barons against two CUBS,
three against three and six against six.
The trophy for the winners has not
been made known.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

In choosing his outfield Manager
Chance of the Chicago Cubs, d not in
tentionally pick out Germans, but it is a
coincidence that every man in the gar
dens last season was a descendant of
some subject of the Kaiser. Scheckard
Slagle and Schultz who filled in the reg
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
Macon Showed Under.
Chicago Teams.

AT Macon: Cleveland II, Macon l
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Wanted--100 people to buy gallon Of fresh
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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

''Alr. spudlong," began the youth,
hanging his hat on the back Of the
char. 7 viii occupy only few mo-
ments Of your time. have come to
ask you for your daughter r."
Young man" said the elderly bank
er, do you"
"Yes, sir; I realize fully that she
has been tenderly nurtured. and that
she is very dear to you; also that
her home IS Ona in which she has
been surrounded by every luxury.
But she is willing to leave it"
Can you"
"No, sir; cant quite maintain her
in the style to which she has been
accustomed. but I have a good salary,
and am ready to chance it. So is
She"
win you"
s"Yes, sir; l viii keep my life In
sured for a slm sufficient to provide
for her II I should be taken away.
Would YOU"
mo, sir; I would not expect to live
with the family. l am able to buy
and furnish a modest home for her
Young man." said Mr.. Spudlong
looking at his watch. 4 rather like
your style. You can have her
Good"
Morning. SIR"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21
HAS SEEN MANY CHANGES.
Senator Teller Talks Of Colleagues,
Past and Present.


Nov the senate chamber itself
doesn't seem widely different from
what 1t was then. but everything else
is changed. None of the men who
were here then are here to-day, and
IA more seats are used. Seven states
have been admitted since then, you
know" This was said by Senator
Teller of Colorado, and the time he
spoke Of was 80 years age when he
first became a member of that body,
Of which he is still a member. De
ceinber was the thirtieth anniver.
sary Of Mr.. Tellers entrance into the
senate. It was on December 8, 1876,
that he was sworn in for the first
time.
Colorado became q state In 1876,
he continued, which explains why
my colleague, J. B. Chaffee, and my.
self. entered the senate at the begin.
ming of a short session. / drew the
term which ended on March follow.
ing, 50 that | wouldn't have been a
senator very long II had not been
Immediately elected to succeed my
self for term Of the regular length
This reelection came on December II,
iust eight days after first took my
seat. Only one other man who Is
q member Of the senate now was a
member then,' said Mr.. Teller, with a
look in his eyes that went much fur
Their than the confines Of the senate
chamber "'rhat is Senator Allison
lie Is not here. and | am sorry.
would like to enjoy the anniversary
WITH him. Washington Dispatch te
the Boston Transcript.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

Il wish" said Mrs. Parvenu to her
daughters teacher. that you would
drop spelling from the list of Janet's
studies"
Drop spelling!" exclaimed the
teacher. 'Why?"
1T is so common" replied Mrs.
Parvenu. Everybody learns to spell"
~But your daughter will need the
knowledge" protested the teacher,
Shell need it for her correspondence
and"
Enough" interrupted Mrs. Parvenu
haughtily. Evidently you cannot rise
above the common level Ny daugha
ter will move in the highest circles
Of society. and will be rich enough to
have a private secretary to write any
thing that she does not wish to have
printed. I do not wish to have her
time wasted. Royal Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

Hack Writer Con Daily Blowhard) ~
Please don't disturb me rev. dear.
I've got q column editorial to write
on "The Marvellous Success Of the
Daily Blowhsrd the Phenomenon Of
Modern Journalism.
His Wlfe only wanted to ask y0u
for little money to bay bread ana
milk for the children.
H. W.-FeFy sorry, my deaf but
haven't 3 cent. The daily BloNhafa
hasn't paid any salaries for three
Weeka + Weekly
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

zone is as foolish 1s the other" re-
marked the audible thinker.
What are you talking about?v
queried the party Of the interlocutor's
part.
THE woman who Is married to q
man to reform him and the mar who
marries a woman to inform her" ex-
planned he OF the noisy thoughts. -
Chicago Daily News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

Senator blackburn and some other
southern staiss.aca nave been hear
ing Of 'possum hunts near Washing
ton. almost within shadow Of the
capitol dome. They think Of organic.
ing 4 foray Ia that vicinity ana NAV
be expected to slip into the woods
a short way up the Potomac almost
any time Complaint Is made that It
Is practically Impossible to get This
deIlcacy in the Washington market
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

''Your husband is not looking well
tonight, Mrs. Rhymer.
He isn't, and I'm not at all sur
prised at IT." !.
mo? Has he been overworking
himself lately?"
1T isn't that SO much; it's his orig
inality Why, that man is strucR with
SO many original ideas that his mind
must be one mass Of bruises. Royal
Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21
CRANKS AT CAPITAL
WASHINGTON SEEMS 70 HAVE
ATTRACTIONS FOR THEM.
Authorities Familiar with Many
Strange HaIluolnatIons, But oe-
easionaily Meet New One
The Old Timer.

Just as insects are attracted BY
the bright glare Of an electric light,
so are cranks attracted to Washing
ton by the convening of congress, and
each year brings new faces with new
hallucinations. Some Of the old
timers, who have managed somehow
to keep out Of the foolish house, ere
here again, notably the fellow who
has a scheme for bottling sunshine,
but among the brand new ones is 8
tall fellow from the west who is
clad in semi-military costume. His
halIucination is we'll defined, and an
ex-policeman who was tackled by the
military parsonage remarked:
IF that fellow keeps outside Of the
gray walls Of St. Lizzies two days
longer ! will miss my guess. and I
have been handling Queers' for nigh
unto Is years"
1t is said the newcomer declares he
is "the commander of the armies and
navies of the world, and the United
States; also chief Of police Of the
earth, and governor general Of North
and South America" He is here, he
says to have congress pass upon the
trifling sum OF Is billions Of dollars
that he requires to keep his military
and police forces intact for another
year.
The capitol police are on the look
out for the variegated commander
and other Of his kind, and when he
goes to the big white structure to an
range for the passage OF the bill for
his billions, he win be taken into
custody, and then-St. Lizzie's and a
season of solitude.
Several members of Inspector
Boardman's detective corps were in
the front Office at police headquarters
one afternoon when victim Of old
rye came along the steep grade OF
the street walking with such an un-
certain step that it was feared he
would meet with personal injury.
When he had stepped from the pave
ment to the street and back again
several times the suggestion was
made that one Of the officers make a
case, but while they were discussing
the pedestrians condition the latter
made a sharp turn and headed foI
the building.
How are you, Cap?" was the ia
miliar manner in which he address
ed one of the detectives. I saw you
rubbering and / thought I'd make q
call. Do you want me for any
thing?"
Want you for anything?" repeat
ed one OF the detectives. Who arr
you?"
Never mind about that" said the
caller. u want to know If my rec
ord is clear or If you want me fol
anything"
The sleuths admitted that they
knew Of no charges having been pre-
ferred against him and told the callel
that he might be excused. He wal
not asking for an excuse. he said
he had merely called to pay his re
spects. Although none of the mel
in the office knew him, he was abl
to recall the boyhood days Of man,
Of them.
1T is rather refreshing to NEE
old friends" said the caller. 9TH
meeting has refreshed me so mucl
that am now able to walk home, an
tell mother all about it. Good day.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

Young Wife-What? Do you mean
to say your brother and his wife have
given up housekeeping and gone to
boarding?
Husband Yes; but what difference
does that make?
Young Wife-Oh, nothing; only in
about week or SO they'll be dropping
IN every day to meals.--N. Y. Weekly.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

Proprietor-Where is the premiere
dansuese?
Stage Manager-She sent word that
sho has a cold in her head and cant
dance.
Proprietor-And where is the prima
donna?
Stage Manager-O, she got cold
feet. Philadelphia Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

you begin. Miss Wareman, cried
they all. Show US how to do it.
Mildred had been stEsngely back
ward, but she obeyed and showed
them how.
rs it animal?"
Mr.. Bland and Winifred looked at
each other in doubt before deciding.
NO.
rs it vegetableg" 'No."
'Is It mineralg mo"
but It must be something"
is it concrete?"
Again doubt, but the answer was
mol"
is it abstract?"
We'll. I'm not clever, but l sup
pose so" said Mr.. Bland.
HAS It any relation to anything ami
mal?s
Winifred blushed. They both nod
ded. They supposed so.
Has it any relation to human be-
ings?"
"0h, yes! certainly"
I'm this house?'' YES"
"In this room?" "Yesl"
How clever" they gasped, all Of
them
Has It got legs?" said Mr.. Mer-
win, the young clerk, excitedly. Their
silence chilled him.
Whose mother-in-law is it?" said
Capt. Winton.
Improper question" said Mr.. Bland
with scorn.
Mine or Mervin's?" asked the cap
tain.
Both. Go on, Miss wareman."
Yes. 60 on, dear" said Mrs. Ware
man. you were getting near to it"
Mildred went on. rs 1t related to
one person In this room?"
Not only one person"
ITO two persons?p YES"
Both masculine?' mo"
Both feminineg No"
obviously one gentleman and one
lady" said the captain.
'Hush" said they all.
Are they married." said the cap
/ tain.
For fraction Of second Mr.
Bland and Winifred looked at eacE
other. mo"
Mildred caught Winifred's eye
| Winifred was blushing a fiery red
Mildred became unusually white.
"0h, we shall never find this out
said Mildred. Let's try anothel
game
There was a chorus Of dissent.
Yes; not married"
Going to be married?" said Mr.
Mervin, who could not be repressed.
There was pause. Mr.. Blan,
looked round with cheerful smile
This is getting interesting" salt
the captain. You said they were no
married"
Intense excitement. "Somebod'
going to be married. Oh. who is it
Everybody looked at everybod,
else; but Winifred's eyes we're on tn,
ground. Mildred yearned to 60 out
side and scream. But it wouldn't hav
done. Too many people in the house
= see how to get at it." cried MI
Meryin Were the two people Ia thi
room Is minutes ago?"
MOI"
"Ahai" Mr.. Mervin lay back in tr
umph. Mrs. Wareman wore danger
GUS smile. but he was blind. Il hav
It," he said, "the engagement bt
tween Mr.. Bland and"
"Winifred." said Mrs. WalemaI
with q gasp.
Everybody was 50 happy and s
pleased and so interested, and COZ
gratulations and good wishes an
! healths flowed as a great stream flow
to the ocean.
Three only were silent. The heart
} Of Mrs. Wareman and Mildred wer
! Tor the present too full for word
The thoughts came later.
The gratitude Of the poor. sal
Mrs. Gravier to herself as she foun
her carriage. ''is wonderful thing |
contemplate.
Copyright. 1906. by Joseph B. Bowles.
NJ es eprrssN ra~spN es~aa
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

to which you are only to answer yes
0, no. till we find out what you
thought Of"
@Oh, how beautiful" said every
body. YES, let Mr. Bland 90 out"
y don't think It ought to be Mr..
Bland" said Mildred. Il am sure
you are awfully good at asking Ques-
tions?"
mot bit. Leave that to the la
dies"
Why shouldn't Mr.. Bland go out?"
said they all; and Mildred could give
no reason, though she felt instructive
ly that there was one.
Perhaps two OF US had better 60
out and think Of something jointly"
she suggested. Il will CO."
"oh, mol" they cried. then who
will be left behind clever enough to
ask the questionsT
who, indeed?" echoed Mr.. Bland.
you will loave them he epless without
a leader"
Mildred gave 1t up. She saw that
It would not do to be too anxious to
go out with him without chaperon.
Out in the hall, Teddy Bland began
to think hard, as instructed. The
first thing he thought about was
whether it would be possible to find
the nursery without. making unduly
impertinent inquiries of the servants
II Willie would only give hint as to
the direction by crying out again
Little Willie seemad ready 10 oblige.
Most distinctly it was a sob-but the
nursery must be very near-or 1t was
most penetrating sob.
He stole on tiptoe to the door Of
the room known as the library, be-
cause all the other customary names
for rooms had been used up and
otherwise 1t would have been name
less.
7 In the darkness there was some
thing white. It was too large to be
little Willie, but It sobbed again.
Softly he stepped in, shut the door
and turned On the electric light. Wini-
fred raised red and fearful face in
alarm. gave little shrek, and looked
round for the door. Then she blew
her nose and went casually to book
shelf.
4 beg your pardon" he said, Il
have been sent out here to think"
"ohl" she said. you mean
some game"
Yes; was Willie afraid Of the
darkg
"He-he usually is"
"And are you always ordered OF
after dinner TO soothe hirn?"
IL wasn't ordered OF. like
going"
Facing the bookshelf, she was do
Ing her best to clear up the tears
! and wondering how red her face was
DO you think" he went on, that
| wasn't as angry as you were?"
, She gave up the attempt to hide
the truth and looked at him with un
concealed gratitude.
Twenty minutes had passed, ant
: Mr.. Bland was stiII thinking.
Mr. Bland. are you going ts take
all nightT
Sorry" cried a distant voice from
! the darkness Of the library. "Just
) coming. Much more difficult than
thought"
do hurry up!'
And In q minute he sauntered int
! the room He was followed immediate
) ly by Winlfred.
Mildred seemed surprised.
] Are the children asleep already2'
she asked. haughtily.
E Winifred showed no resentment
+ Quite" she said, they never wer'
awake"
g Il happened to find your cousin,
+ said Mr.. Bland, "and she helped ml
e TO think of something She know
r more about the game than | do.
|, oh said Mildred, with some shov
+ OF interest.
Mr.. Bland and Winifred took thei
e seats.
E Well, begin asking
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

Pif-Who do you think was Utter
me when you saw me running down
the street yesterday?
Miss Gayenne-Can't imagine Didn't
know that anybody ever wanted you
badly enough to run after you.-De.
troIt Free Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

Collector-This is the last time
shall ask for the amount Of this bill
Delinquent-Yes7
Colleetor-Yes. The next time
shall stand out IN the street and yell
Tor It. Royal Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

The girl | am engaged TO- re-
marked Singleton, IS an earthly an
gel. imagine can see a halo on her
head"
"0h, Of course. rejoined Wedderly.
But shortly after marriage you wiII
find the halo transformed into an ex-
peEsive bonnet" Chicago Daily
News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

pa" said little White, "cau't You
spare enough money to buy me
gum
NY son. I am going 70 get you g.
gun when ! can spare boy-not be
fore Royal Magazine
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21
home Affair.

Gunner- You look worried, old man.
What's the trouble?
Guyer-Terrible gridiren accident.
Gunner-You don't say Some Of
your friends killed while playing foot
ball?
Guyer-Worse than that MY wife
scorched the steak to a crisp on the
gridiron and now III have to go with
out my dinner-Chicago Daily News
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-21

PA, whats a genlus?@
Nowadays, replied father. ''it's q
man who succeeds on a large scale