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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
PUPILS PROVE To
Be GYM ARTISTS
Athletic Tournament at the
Garfield Last Night Was a
Pleasing Affair.
GOOD CROWD ATTENDED
WERE DELIGHTED WITH THE
ANTICS OF THE YOUNGSTERS
-TuMBLiNG OF z A BOYS WAS
ESPECIALLY GOOD.

After having demonstrated to the
satisfaction of all that their know
ledge of the three RS was up to the
standard, at night session of the
school several weeks ago, the pupils
at Garfield scored another hit last
night when they demonstrated TO all
their prowess upon the mats. with
the dumb bells and indian clubs, par
allel bars and swinging rings in a
gymnastic tournament.
A crowd. numbering probably one
hundred and fifty ventured out not
withstanding the inclement weather,
and TO say that they were more than
pleased with the antics and didos of
the children of the Seventh and
Eighth grades, is putting it mildly.
The fest" was given to procure
enough money to pay for the large
and beautiful painting secured at the
art exhibit last June. The painting
is entitled by the Roadside-Autumn"
and is an excellent creation from the
brush of Forsyth the indianapolis ar
tiSt
OF the exercises given last night
the tumbling, executed by the Z A
boys brought forth ringing peals of
laughter as we'll as deserved applause
at the conclusion. All of the exerci-
ses done were very good, the drills
by the girls of the A, B and SA
classes being particularly good.
Orville Brunson had charge of the
boys while Prof Heironimus took
charge of the girls. At the conclu-
sion expressions such as have them
repeat it, have them repeat it, were
heard on all sides.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Lifting Power of n Suuasb

professor in one of the eastern col.
ieges made series of experiments n
rev years ago on the growing force of
a squash. When it was eighteen DAYS
old and measured twenty-seven inches
IN circumference, he inclosed it in n
sort or iron and wooden harness, with
long lever attached. The lever was
weighted according to the growing
power of the squash Beginning with
sixty pounds on the twentieth dav of
It's existence, on the ninetieth dav If
lifted 5000 pounds.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Flower Meanings.

Anemone. fading hope
Bachelors button, hope in love.
Buttercup. riches.
Carnation, pride and beauty.
Daisy. beauty and innocence.
Everlasting. always remembered.
Forgetmenot. true love.
Harebell. grief
Honeyfiower. love sweet and scorer.
Blue hyacinth. constancy.
Heliotrope. devotion.
Pansy, tender and pleasant thoughts
Red tulip. declaration of love.
White water lily. purity OF heart
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

Farming lands are advancing in val
ue by leaps and bounds Improved
methods of cultivation and more ac-
cessible markets make five acres in
many instances a more valuable pos
session than $50 acres a generation or
two ago. The department of agricul-
ture declares five acres ample for the
support of a family. How foolish.
then. to continue giving away the
small remnant of the nations cultiva-
l.le lands in 160 acre tracts, especially
since under the Communication clause of
the homestead act the gift usually
goes to some great land grabber in
stead of going, as intended. to a home
builder-Maxwell's Talisman.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
HER ESTATE INSOLVENT
Mary Ber1ram did not Leave Suffi-
Gent Means to Meet the Indebt-
edness Incurred.

BENJAMIN NJ Peelle. administrator
of the estate of Mary Bertram who
committed suicide several months
ago was granted permission by Judge
Fox yesterday morning to settle this
estate as insolvent. Otto Bertram,
the husband of the deceased it will be
remembered took under the law one
third of her estate and the remaining
two-thirds is less than Mrs. Bertram's
Indebtedness.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

In a third rate restaurant n customer
struggled manfully with teeth knife
and fork against an impenetrable beef
steak, but. being unable to make any
impression on ii, he called the waiter.
''Is this mule or horse?" he said.
"Sir?"
Because IL Ii is mule l have nothing
to say, IL being a stubborn animal by
nature; but II 1t is horse i find IL
rather too tough."-Nos Loisirs.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
v0CALISM is CALLED OFF
Gods at EarIham Instructed That
They Cannot Sing at the Coli
scum Friday Night.

The goods at Earlham will not raise
their voices in song during the prog
ress of the Varsity basket ball game
tomorrow evening, as they had origin.
ally intended. They had contemplated
singing such airs as would instili the
winning spirit in the men for whom
they desired victory. The word went
forth yesterday that the governess
would not stand for any vocalism, and
the musical program was called off.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
what Make. Fried sole.

In a recent parliamentary inquiry
there were revelations as to the guam
titles of dogish consumed annually in
London as fried sole" What becomes
OF the conger eels that reach Billings
gate in large quantities from various
parts of the country In the winter? Is
1t sold as conger. or does it also go the
way of the east ender who makes for
tunes out of the selling of fried sole: %
1t is succuient fsh. the conger. and
might find sale under lis own name,
but that il never masquerades as any
thing else is doubtful.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Gave a Pie Social.

The pie social Tuesday night, given
by the ladies of Golden Eagles, cor
ner of Sixth and Main streets, was
well attended and proved to be a sue
cess both socially and financially NJ.
Homar Hollingsworth, j. w. Bolsen
and daughter, Cecil, furnished the nlu
sic, which was highly appreciated by
all
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
FOB SALE.
Richlncnd property specially
Portorfield. Kelly Block Phone 329

FOR SALE-Single comb, brown Leh-
horn cockerels, Whitman Morris
pullet lines, none better. o. c.
Hoover, Hagerstown, Ind. 11-7t
FOR SALE-1200 shares of Tina II.
Gold Mining Co, stock. Mines To-
Gated in Curry County, Oregon. Ad-
dress J. o. Weinstrom, Millers, Ne
vada. 12-20t.
FOR SALE-The counter and large
wall show cases from Hirst's jewel
ry store, for sale at C.. B. Hunts
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
A Prussian wedding Feas..

A wealthy peasant living in west
Prussia invited 1900 guests to his
daughters wedding. For each he pro-
vided one and a quarter pounds of
beef. one pound of pork. three-quarters
of a pound of veal. half a pound OF
mutton and half a fowl-goose, duck
or turkey-with an unlimited supply of
vegetables bread, wine and beer.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

81 think the baby has your hair,
ma'am,' said the nursegirl, looking
pleasantly at her mistress
"Gracious"' exclaimed the lady
glancing up from her novel. Run in.
to the nursery and take 1t away from
him. What Will that child do nextf'-
Yonkers Statesman.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
They Sometimes Do.

A lawyer while conducting his case
cited the authority of a doctor of law
yet alive.
MY learned friend" interrupted the
judge, you should never go upon the
authority of any save that of the dead.
The living may change their minds
Nos Loisirs.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
She Protests.

81 Think said the womans rights
orator, that husband and wife should
have an equal voice in the manage
ment of household affairs
NONSENSE" exclaimed an auditor.
"Why, that rule would give my hus-
band as much to say as l have
Cleveland Leader
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
In Hirdyille,

Sparrow-Why are you in such bad
humor, Mr.. Crow?
Crow-Why, | have been deceived.
They told me there was a crowbar
around here, and instead of being
place where / could buy a drink it is
only piece of old iron.-Chicago
News
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Why He Doesn't Buy.

Hes a regular jack of all trades.
Why, he built his own garage
Did he? / wasn't aware that he
owned car"
He doesn't. The only car that he'd
care to buy is just a foot too long for
the garage he built"-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
The Speeders.

Gunner-He1ene's father said you
We're going to the dogs since you
bought that automobile. Any truth in
the report?
Cogger-Hardly, The dogs are COM
ing to me. Ran down n dozen yester-
day.-Houston Post
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

"Who whistled in SCHOOL," twas the
voice of the master
In tones prophetic of certain disaster
That each little boy and girl. ceasing
from labor
Looked somewhat suspicious at his or her
neiShbor.
But no one arose, and no hand was up
lifted.
IT never shall rest till this matter is
sifted.
The culprit I'll speedily bring to confess
sion
And make him ashamed of this awful
transgressien."
A silence profound reigned. Said timid
Lorinda,
"Pleeth tillr, 'thwath an oriole outthide
the window
Washington Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
At the Concert.

what did you think of that selec-
tion?'
WELL" answered Mr.. Cumrox, 81
must say it sounded very much better
than the name of it looked on the pro
gramme." -Washingto Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
A SUN cheney.

$50 you are not interested in polar
exploration"
NO" answered Mr.. Sirius Barker.
Il can see enough fuel problems star
ing us in the face right here at home
without annexing any more. Wash
ington Star.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
just Cause.

DUSTY woke up wild er start las
night.
Weary-What wuz de trouble?
Dusty--I dreamed dat l WIZ in or
automobile and de blamed thing blew
up.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
ROBERT CARTER INJURED
While at Work Putting in Window
Glass, Well Known Young Man
Badly Cut His Hand.

Robert Carter, an employe OF the
Jones Hardware company, is suffering
from severe cuts which he received
while putting in a window in a gro
Gerry on the north side. Portions of
the old window fell and struck his
right hand. He sustained the loss of
considerable blood before the arrival
of physician.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Not a Local Hero,

During third grade recitation in a
country school three came up some
thing about the physical exercise
The teacher asked, How many have
heard of a gymnasium
"Jim who?" said one little girl.-Lit-
tie Chronicle.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Pam Knew.

Little Willic-Papa, why Is IL that
all our coins have q woman's head
stamped on them?
Mr.. Hennypeck- Well-er-en--my son,
money talks.--Puck.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Mrs. Russell Very Sick.

S. B. Russell of Cincinnati, is in the
city, called here by the serious illness
of his mother, Mrs. Eliza Russell, OF
III North Twelfth street.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

First Mother-I am extremely well
satisfied with my sons tutor.
Second Mother-But didn't your son
fail to pass his exam?
First Mother-Yes. but the tutor is
going to marry my daughter.-Bon vi
want.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Their Reputation Mt Stake.

'Why is it that Blank. the shirtmak-
er, and Irons. the laundryman, do not
speak when they meet"
''Well, you know Blank advertised a
new, indestructible shirt"
Eyes
"A.ud Irons Immediately installed
more powerful machinery in his laun-
dry."-Woman's Home Companion.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
LOST.

LOST-An umbrella with gold hand.
lie with initials II. c. w. engraved
on end of handle a liberal reward
will be paid If returned To 1873 South
18th street and no questions asked.
16-2t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

u you are going to Buy or Trade I
for Farm and get 1t by March !
list and get settled. you had bet
ter see the Bargains. Al. n.
Hunt has. Call and see him at
North 9Th ST.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

Fifteen Largest Cities In the World.
London, New York, Paris, Berlin,
Chicago, Vienna, Canton, Tokyo, Phil
adelphia, St Petersburg, Calcutta,
Constantinople, Picking, Moscow and
Buenos Ayres
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Money Loaned.

Low Rates, easy terms. Thomp-
SON Loan and Real Estate Agency.
Wide Stairs, 40 Main street
Is thu&Fri-tf
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

'That fellow Skinnum did me out of
30 cents"
rs that so? Why, 1 never knew
Skinnum to do things by halves."-
Philadelphia Press.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
Y CHERRY HOME

applied
piled plants months They air
the months
plant indoors Practically
ing them about Knowing the popularity ferns therefore, the Palladium
Whit
subscriber Whtran variation the
ideal
obtain
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17

storage room, over grocery. Cos
Main street 23-tf
Everybody buys property from
WoodhursI 913 Main St TelephoLo
ga. june5 It
FOR SALE-Cheap, two thousand
shares Tina H Mining stock Glib
III. Scott, To1 Main street. f6-at
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-17
FOR esNT.

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms.
light, heat and bath, 81 North 10th
street. lott
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms. cleo
trio light, steam heat. for gen .cmen
only, at the Grand. 1t-tf
FOR RENT-Furnished rooms, heat
and bath, 50 North 18th street.
lott
FOR RENT-Furnished room in de-
sirable location; all modern con-
veniences; reference exchanged.
Address W., Palladium office.
lott
The Greeley tribune., 1907-11-07
new MINISTER HERE
Rev. W. A. Phillips of United
Presbyterian Church

Rev. W. A. Phillips, formerly
pastor of one of the big United Pres
byterian churches in Pittsburg, last
Sunday morning preached his first
sermon here as regular pastor of the
United Presbyterian church. This
is not the first time, howveer, that
Mr.. Phillips has been heard here ~
he conducted services here for about
month during the past summer.
He made SO favorable an impression
at that time that a call was quickly
voted by the congregation.
Mr.. Phillips comes here after eight
years of work in his chosen field in
the eastern part of this country. He
made a fine impression on the large
audience to which he spoke last Sun
day morning and evening.
The other members of Mr.. Phil
lips family have not yet arrived in
Greeley, but they Will be here in
about two weeks.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-11-07
Mum Gets Ditch.

The Tribune, with other northern
Colorado newspapers, last week re-
published a short item from the
Greeley correspondence of the Dem
YER Republican in regard to the new
irsfeating canal to- pass through the
coiintry near Num-, in the northern
part Of this county. The Item stated
tliaf tile final surveys had been made
au3f placed the ditch about half a
n1 bslAN the town, while the frs,
sui ran above the town.
W. Hibbard, secretary of the
Laramie Poudre Reservoir & Irriga'
tion company, writes that the ditch
will pass fright through the town and
that the ditch will come far enough
above Eastman lake to fiji this to a
of one billion cubic feet OF
water
All of this is good news for Num-
ties. as for the entire country north
of Ault.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-11-07
Coyotes Chased,

a ois coyote hunt was pulled off
last Monday by local sportsmen, re-.
''ioISeu by several laymen and
COUPE OF Denver men, who came
Gown from the big town to get line
on uhe running qualities of the Lup.
ton-bred dogs.
me hounds were all in fine fettle
ana the weather of Just the right
tempefature to give the proper zest
10 bhls most fascinating or sports.
Ine start was made about I O'Clock
"a. M, when about fifteen horsemen,
TWO wagons and 2l greyhounds lined
up anu scampered off in the direction
OF Riiey mound where, it was known.
that severa! of the old uncaught and
uncatc!lab!e were holding their lair.
Ihe hrst run was made just over the
divide where Ford Beeten, with his
two pups, Twilight and Twinkle,
corraied couple of youngsters in
less than half mile chase for each
animal. The next two runs we're
made near Murphy lake. Hugh
Winboufn's Jack leading the bunch
with Jim Moan's Spot and A. r..
Fishers Doc close to the leader.
The wolf was taken in after quar-
ter mile run and proved to he an old
timer that the boys had marked for
the past two years. Two more scalps
we're added mile farther on. the
dogs making the first throw being
Frank Haynes Rowdy and Jack
Funk's Babe. The last coyote, and
the sixth of the days game, was
caughi about six miles northeast OF
town and proved to be the most eX.
citing chase of the trip Fort Lup
ton Press
The Greeley tribune., 1907-11-07
College Mates Reunion.

Miss Mary Porter of Denver was
the guest of Miss Florence Haynes
lasr week. The young ladies were
classmates at Colorado college and
while here Miss Porter was the in
spiration of number of informal
social gatherings or reunions, the
guests all being classmates.
On Monday evening they were en-
tertained at Miss Florence Fezer's
home.
Wednesday Miss Ada Brush was
the hostess of a luncheon and Thurs
day afternoon the young ladies were
again enter, 'red at the home of
Miss Haynes.
The young ladies who went
through college together and who
were present at the little social func-
tions we're Misses Mary Porter, Sadie
Mcdonald, Laura Stiles, Ada Brush.
Florence Fezer and Florence Haynes.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-11-07
JUST USE CHECKS
Your Money Isn't Lost and Will
Not Be

The temporary adoption OF clear
ing house certificates to take the
place of currency has made but little
change In business in Greeley. Some
merchants say business is a little
dull; others say there is no difference
to be noticed. Really there should
be no differnece.
OF course, there are some persons
who will take alarm at any change
in conditions to which they are ac-
customed. few Of them are OF the
belief that because they cannot now
withdraw all of their money from
the bank that 1t Is lost. To such we
would say that your money Is aoso-
lutely safe and II you wish to buy
anything you should use checks FOR
the present. 1t will not be long be-
fore yor will be able to get your
money, II you want it. 1t Is not
lost, and will not be.
II YOU have bank account don I
worry about the money, you can BUY
lust as much with 1T In the bank as
you could II you had 1T yourself
Just use checks and the merchahts
will give you all the groceries, dry
goods, shoes or anything else you
may want, for the money.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-11-07

the evening by an orchestra. In the
refreshment room, which was also
decorated in branches, jack. o Ian
terms, and black cats, popcorn balls
were served from immense pumpkins,
cider from the keg, etc.
There were about three hundred
guests present.
Little Eunice Ewing, the three
year-old daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
r. 1. Ewing, entertained company
of little friends with a Halloween
party Thursday afternoon from to
7 O'Clock. None OF the guests we're
under two years of age and none over
four and while they were too young
to fully understand the significance
of Halloween they we're old enough
to have a splendid time with games
aud to enjoy the dainty supper
served. The rooms were decorated
with jack lanterns and each guest
was given a toy jack. o. lantern as
souvenir. The guests we're Misses
Virginia Asmus. Fay brennan,
Elizabeth Ollie, Helen Thurlby,
Masters John Davis, jr., Russell
Goodamn and Billy Stockover.
The girls of the f. L. c. C. club
had a merry time last Thursday
evening at the home of Miss Edith
Woodbury.. Appropriate decorations
of jack-o- lanterns, pumpkins and
black cats we're used In the rooms.
The guests came dressed as ghosts
and had jolly time with fortune
telling games, ''bobblng for apples,
kissing the blarney stone' aud
toasting marshmallows.
In the dining room the table was
prettily decorated with jack-o, lan-
terms, autumn leaves and autumn
berries. On the place cards were
black witches and the menu of the
spread that was served.
/ A dozen girls we're present.
Miss Florence Fezer entertained =
company of teachers last Thursday
evening with very informal Halle
we'en party. They attempted with
various fortune telling games to
learn their fate and later told stories
!. by the dim light of the CRATE Ore.
Much merriment Was caused by tws
: guests coming insor1ginal costumes.
2 There were ten young ladies pras-
ent.
Miss Marguerite Graham enter
tained company of young friends
with a jolly Halloween party Thurs
day evening.
The girls of the Sigma Upsilon
sorority had Halloween party
Thursday evening at the home Of
Mrs. w. ID. Stewart.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-11-07

still and now Grandville finds itself
a suburb Of the big city and will
soon be part of It,, so the dream of
some Of Its pioneers of growing into
city Will come true after all
Grandville is growing rapidly, scores
Of new homes being built every year
and number of improvements are
being made since the Grand Rapids
people went out there to live The
citizens OF the little town have also
caught the spirit of progress and the
entire place presents most attrac.
tive appearance.
Jenison being the terminal of the
suburban service, is Joined on to the
Grand Rapids section and has taken
a new lease OF life. The village is
spreading this way until it aud
Grandville are practically one.
All Of these suburbs are develop.
ing with surprising rapidity. The
sales of lots and suburban property
are almost beyond belief. Within
the past two years the entire Hamil-
ton Park suburb. containing $50
acres, has been sold out. This was
purchased almost entirely by Grand
Rapids people in from one to five
acre pieces, and nearly half of it is
now occupied with modern homes. +"
Sizing things up from what we
know has been the result in the
above case we know that there will
be string town, of ten or twelve
miles from Denver, that will be
built up. 1t will not be as good a
class OF houses, however. as these
that have sprung up in the vicinity
of Grand Rapids, because the
country Is different. AT the latter
place the road follows broad and
beautiful river, the hanks of which
forms an ideal place for suburban
residences.
Holland is only thirty miles from
Grand Rapids while Greeley is over
fifty miles from Denver. We also
know that Greeley is big enough and
has attractions enough of its own to
induce people to settle here. In
that respect we believe 1t will out.
rival Denver. The result will be a
big increase In value in property ad-
sakceat u othlb city lh-m may shase@a
tendency to hold present values on
inside residence property, while the
outside will increase. 1t will in
crease the value Of business property.
1t will give people the advantage OF
country life while conducting busi-
ness in the city. 1t will mean that
the stores of Greeley must be pro-
gressive and keep stocks that will
compare favorably with those Of Den
yer. In that way there will be no
danger OF injury to business here.
The city of Boulder is rapidly
solving the problem Of keeping home
trade at home, by giving the people
Just as good stores to trade in as will
be found In Denver. Greeley stores
are up with the times, but they will
have to do even better when the
elect ric line is built