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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
THE MISTAKE or 81.
After Reading the Paper Expressed
His Opinion.

Some passenger had left an old
iaily paper in the seat of the pas.
senger car. and when the old farmer
and his wife got aboard and took a
seat he picked up the paper and be-
gan reading II. It was dated the day
after the last presidential election.
and after reading for few minutes
and scratching his head In puzzled
way the husband said,
Martha, did you know that there
was an election yesterday"
Mercy, no." she replied
"Wcl, there was. and Roosevelt
was elected by thunder, but | cant
make It out"
1T says so, doesn't it,"
"Of course 1t does. Look there"
And you didn't know thing
about tn"
NO. nor nobody else In oar town"
He puzzled over the matter for the
next 10 minutes, reading the news
again and again, but after time his
eyes caught the date, and the thing
was made clear to him. Then he
said:
Martha, I've called you a fool for
the last 20 years"
:" Yes. YOU have"
And I've claimed that | knowod
all wuth knowing"
Yes"
Gwen, I'm goin to change 1t a bit
This is one Of last years papers. You
are fool just the same, but this oc-
casion III give in that I'm mighty
clus to bein' ditto"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
A Wonderful Thing.

Mr.. Brown had just had n tcle.
phone connection between his Office
and house and was very much
pleased with IT,
II tell you, Smith," he was saying,
this telephone business is a won
derful thing. | want you TO dine with
me this evening. and | will notify
Mrs. Brown to expect YOU"
Brown (speaking through the tele-
pbone) My friend Smith will dine
with us this evening
Now listen ana hear how plain
her reply comes back"
Mrs. Browns reply came with
startling distinctncss;
ASK your friend Smith II he
thinks We keep a hotel"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
Although News is Not All Bearish
Strength Of Oats Fails to Sus.
tain Other Grains Fully.

I Cairo, H., July WHEAT
Wheat disappointed the longs today
/ L was narrow, uncertaion, loca,
local affair and ventually sold of
when purchasers on the strength In
Ioats tried to realize The news was
mot all bearish, but the approacning
movement and the rather moderate
present demand keeps SPECTATORS off
the buying side until some definite
shortage in the northwest develops.
The snow reports shows a less Of
i've points in spring wheat during
the past month II says the plant
generally IS lacking in vigar and ID
the northwest is fully two weeks
late and in position TO get seriously
damaged should August weather f.
yor the development Of black rust
English cables were steady on unset
tied weather and Continental marke
were higher, particularly Berlin and
Budapest on more rain in Germany
Il looks like like a scalping market
with the bull position dependent up
on damage in the spring wheat bell.
Liverpool closed unchanged Local re.
ceipts 10 cars With 143 expected to.
Northwestern cars 237
against 142 last year Primary re
ceipts 775.000 agains 49l GOO d year
ago Clearances $4,000.
CORN-This market was neglected
early but later sympathized with oats
and snow reports The latter proved
9 distinct surprise as the trade III
general anticipated improvement the
past month. Snow makes the cond
lion two points less than on July Is
The fine weather seems to have have
inadequate to restore the weakened
Vitality lost through early FROST aud
'old weather a. the time Of germina-
ion. AS a result the crop is still back
ward, Is tasSelng short. is unusally
Ycedy and uneven in development.
The cash market was higher Liver
J oil closed unchanged Local receipts
81 cars with lGS expected tomorrow
Urinary receipts $4,000 against 81,
e9 last year Clearances $1,000.
OATS-The trade centered in this
1t and there was never a lull in the |
ctiyity from bell tap to bell tap |
hey were well and continuously |
ought and maintained most of the |
ain despite local realizing. The snow
erort confirmed all that has been
aid of the poor outlook The condi-
ons has gone back seven points dur
lg July and is now 1874 and the pres
Mt indication is for less than $780,
DO. Mr. Snow says insect and rrst
amage is general but the underlying
'oubie with the crop is that it has
ever recovered from the effect of the
eezing weather early in its history
hreshing advices today were no bet
r. II is now well assured that The
'Cp this year will be short and there
no surplus from previous large |
.op to partially make good the short
&C. This will mean higher prices
peal receipts were 30 cars with ~
.pected tomorrow Primary receipts
3.p0c.
PROVISIONS - Provisions were
sy for a time on selling by lesser
ckers Later demand fer Soptem- /,
II ribs, "A large western packer lead
& in the buying, iirmed up the h
lolc list and the closing was steady
small gain. Shipping demand for :
eats shows some improvement. IS.
~ boue fot fon,orrou- d,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
Ho,,ss~ife,s wslk

A woman who once wore q peio-
meter to ind cut how much walking
she did IN the house discovered that
under the NEST favorable conditions
she travelled rs miles daily in her
household issks II the 30 10 per
cent Of masca s4fy Steps OF 2f6
miles of jsily travel had been added,
calculates tie DeHleatar she would
tate walked in one year 90 doing hei
nouseWork m8re than $500 miles
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01

5 a Teacher in public school Of
Boston orcn bed frea' difficulty in
imparfing 70 2 boz pupil of ten GER
tsip clcni9ntart Princirles Of gram
mar IN clsss one ia. the instructor
n-ueTienre3 more than the usual
fmognt ~ trouble with the lad Ia
desperation. the teacher finally
bluried out the question: At least.
son can ten me why we study gram
MARI"
b es. ma'am." returned the pupil.
+. We study grammar SO that we can
laagn 90 The mistakes of others. 49,
tisTI-l4 Ncckir
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
Sufficient Henson.

Hoggley-Yep. I'm mighty glad
amt got no children.
q Pepprey It's just as we'll
, Hogglcy Sure Il is.
Pepprey~-Yes. for in these days OF
free education they wouldn't be able
10 escape some knowledge OF gram
mar and they'd be forever correcting
you Philadelphia Press
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01

And then. Margaret" said he,
after the.Lord had made all the rest
Of the things. He made a man and
called him Adam. and by and by
Adam got tired of being all alone,
and the Lord took one of Adams ribs
from him when he was asleep and
made a wife for him as a surprise.
and her name was"
"Oh. I know, ! know" exclaimed
Iitflc Margaret. quickly. her name
was Mahde Adams" - Harper >
Weekly.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
MArgEa a7AREe


~
What a foriunatc provision OF nature
II y, that depriyca the rose az mental
autfcring; for how poignant would nc ~
grief TO discover, In tho height Of its
blocr'l & glory, that canker fed at its
heart, and that It's beauty af.l fragraree
were doomed forever Nature al.gays
spares tho spffcriug; rho is vsritabe
storo-house OF pleasing rewards, for
those who seek her aid In tie yearg
gone by falling hair and grayncsy have
cast gloon eyer the lives OF thousand /.
OF young woflen but thar,.s to the in
vcgtirai.cns If scicrteta Inc true eau a
OF hair destruction is now fnewn "a be
a germ or parasite that burrows into
thc iiatr folliclcs. Newbro's Horplcde
absolutely destroys tits germ thus
permitting tho hair To grow as na-
tpre intonded. Sold BY lcadnm drug-
Eists. Serd Toe IN atl-npa f1r aamplo
70 WAe Hornic!le COZ Detroit, Mich
Two aZcs--5o cents ana yloD
Paul G. Schulz & Sons, Special Agents
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
PORK


Chicago. July a. ~ CATTLE -
Receipts Were ron thousand less than
expected. which fact brought abaa
considerable activity resulting in 81
advance e Ten osuts The best gfsde
we're specially s'rong
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01

HOGS-Tcn and Is cents higher
chiefly because of good demand
from the packers and eastern ship.
pers. Light hogs were IN excellent
request.
SHEEp-Closed steady after some
early weakness. Lambs were strong.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
NEW ORLEANS COTTON.
GOVERNMENT BONDS.
Nancy Market

New York, July 31--Money on call
firmer 364 per cent; closing bid
3. Time loans firm sixty days AZ:
nineIy days 81 six months PEI
cent. Prime paper 5kmG per cent.
Exchange easy. demand SiS7u4S70s
sixty days, &f83G5@To Bar silver
G9is
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
The Practical Girl.

The girl OF musical bent had elect
ed 10 learn the fute.
One day she read that kissing
spoiled the lips for flute playing. IS
"on reflection she said. 4 be-
lieve ny real taste IS for the violin. d"
Ledger.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
Otl,cirAi.r ltnpnrrll.

at must be- lot OF work to write
an historical novel
Yes. said The author. Il takes so
much time that one really doesn't
have a chance 10 read much history"
Washington star.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
DOM, Mention His Name

ChollT-Bah Jore. 3 know. Mics
Esvvam said { looked like an ex-
tremelv clevsh man
Dolly Did she say Nho the clever
man was-C Cleveland Leader.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01

Fond Mother Would Won kindly
allow baby 10 pain yoar whiskers to
keep him quiet
Ifate Photographer - Certainly.
madam. il y0u viii allow me 70 slap
the brat when / am finished
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01

Mrs Jones My husband has a
good ear for music
Mrs saith Mine hasn't He
THINKS efery Iiec- be- hears al church
Is a lullaIt =Chleaso News
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
HLIe.


The maid was an e,aEant Iooker
But set The y0ur.s lgiloa f0reeoher.
Because he had lsaiaed
All her dinHers she ba4.led.
u fact. that she Vazz't coefPr.
-Hcustsn Post
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01

Shortly afi,r little Margaret aged
four. had Seen taken TO see Peter
Pan in which Maude Adams plays
the title role. her siE-year-oid broth
CT undertook to ten her The story OF
The creation
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
nrltaIn.s lrberts Of Esoa.

Food valued At sz.I75 Is brought
into Great Britain every minute u
the dsy -ad night
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
pecsIlar .,ustrali-n @ I'd.

I've Aua.raiian taligsla is the only
bird wp.,a leaves the egG fully feath.
red.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
Hard Slam at Novels.

It is the somewhat acrid conten-
ton Of contemporary reader. says
slarper's Weekly, that the very best
way to choose novels is not to choose
any at all; and the second hest way
Is never to read novels Of living an-
thors.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
MISCELLANEOUS.
SITUATIONS WANTED.

Advertisements OF not exceeding
three lines will. be accepted fres for
one weeks time from any -esdor o.
The Bulletin to be filed by advertiser
10 person, ON regular form, at the OF
nee Of The Bulletin Company. 7G5
Ohio street, The Bulletin COMPANY
assumes no responsibility fo7f any ~
vertisement or statement snAde there
IN and will not accept The notice ~
any person known to be employed
Inquiries and replies to Advertise
ments should bs made ny m&s
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
REGENTS and shInments.

Chicago. July 3l-The following
car lead lots represent the days re.
ceipts and shipments:
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
ILLINOIS CENTRAL
Corrected to July tst, 1907.
THE FAST MAIL ROUTE
shorssss ssd Qsisksss Roussts
st. Louis & Chicago
arrrsius lea.s Cairo,

RTTAfus Ieass Cairoi
I s32 a. m Daily Chicago vestibuIe Limited
arriving In Chicago at II 30 .. m, conpectint
with afternoon trains for ali points east knt
north -
2i23 a. m. Daily st. Louis Night Limise
arrlying In ct. Louis 81 1908 o. M, couaeotin,
at Jnion Station for all points ven slsepiHi
500 q. M, Chicago Dsyilxh. Espr.a.
sxeect sunday, makes Az siops eslrssn Osi,'
800 n. M. 1T. Louis Morning Express
except Sunday, arriving in ~. Louis at " .
llilb \. m. -. t.outs Fast MAi arriv-
Ing IN st. Louis ~ is ,. m.
1873 n. m. Chicago Midday speeia -,
arriving In Chiosso, 30 ,. m.
2;35p. m. Daily Sc. Louis blnn-.s. ar
dving IN at. Louis At s-Slp a
2:35 r. m. Afternoon EIpr~ss r.r an
emnfhan, sstteop. roi"ss. hHmi. ~
cnro.
5,IOp. ~. Tsebe. commemorative.
7il5 o. IN. Chicago nat F--rS sp
press srrivirt g. chicago A. a 80 o, 4AaisB.
spolis, 7ssS Cincinnati. 7.sa o. a., fnastulsfs
D. n. Nee York 7:se .. -. r,-.srn, sant
OsicsKo'
Passengers s,si ri s. .scG IS s. s5o ,,:''
that the Illinois Central ls the qui@kest n
ny many lrlnFs, leaving Cairo A. !. 81 n. 80 n
.fri'inE ~ E@- yoft al So en- se,pna dsY 4
SOUTHERN prvIsoh
tsr orbt rlsprv IIHs 70 sEssae
strEvit 80, raAIl ArooeA. 49,
LAM JarE anN VTTIF sas
VkHkAE TTrRsrrTc
ard Jart rDsNTliF
2fsi a ~. '.Ts- pilis FIy.s,r H.-psh
Nsshrfiir 500 ts~s-f uFflta
Rfts 90 0asnra.. .sf ss-.sss. ts--a
- via Men HIs zfsIfine r. ssrsfsa - a..
q. q. and fes Dylean- sflt - -. a. -
$500 n. m. p 3ueeLk snd s.llifvtif.
It41 ,. m. dEly. memphis ard Fev Oslsan
Fssi MAI srri'ius 10 Esspsis a Tiu ,. ..s.s
h-v ortesns o. % .. "a.
tfsIr. - ssiiY. SsstsIIis. osss..ess..ss
aLfsuta
. so D NJ fuitau Aaeasaessdstiha. I
GstO , -. hsszpsis sss Ns~ Oris=lA spssis
arrive IN nsuphis 81 'ista p -. bs- Orisss 4
it - .. %.
5 10 2 - Fsdsess ssd ssisvflIs
- FoT tkrcnas tfef eta aleefiaf ssf arrsr..
asotatlons abd faFthsF lnfDf - affon srslr -
iiiinols Usutfsl Fass-eser efsfioe uaiso. IA
q ~. soHxs Tissst Ass I
8. a. HATCH, C. ?. \.
A. X. HANSON, Pass. Traffic Mgr.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01

Paris derives q huge Heecnue FROM
the sale o. dolls dresses
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
EXCURSION BULLETIN 1907.
Summer Tourists Rates, via the mi
nols Central Railroad.

Cairo to Dawson and return. s 4 SO
Cairo to CeruIean and return. A. SO
Cairo to Grayson and return !. $40
Cairo to Waukcsha, Wis, and
return. ..... ..... ....... rs. e5
Cairo to Milwaukee, Wis, and
return -. $50. ~. 49,. 49, 5
Cairo to South Haven, Mich.
and return 49,. -. ...... 1880
Cairo to st. Joseph and return IS 90
Cairo to Bay View and return. 21,25
Cairo to Petoskey and return. Fl rs
Cairo to Harbor Springs and
return ...... .......... Fl so
Cairo to Detroit and return. -. "a. 90
Cairo to St. Paul, Mimi. and
return ...... Nj. ........ a as
Cairo to Denver, Colo, and
return ...., ......... ~ .b5
And many other points.
Tickets sold daily until September
80, and good returning until October
81, 1907. Inquiries cheerfully an.
swcred. J. n. JONES,
.sr Ticket Agent. Cairo.
S. G. HATCH,
GenT Passenger Agent. Chicago.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
OFFICERS
DIRECTORS

Interest Paid on Time Deposits
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-08-01
Alexander
County National
Bank
OFFICERS

Accounts of corporations and lndivid-
uals especially solicited. Exchange
to any part OF the world.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
BUYING LAND IN KOREA.
Business Transaction Into Which Tact
Enters Largely.

Land buying IN Korea Is q process
which calls for both time and patience.
A Japanese investigator who has been
making inquiries on the subject has
found that the price at which land
may be procured differs greatly with
the skill Of the purchaser. Any hasty
attempt to buy hurts the feelings Of
the owner, and creates opposition. The
best plan Is to select the district on
which ones fancy rests, and either
settle quietly down there or send an
agent to do 30 instead, letting 1t be
known in general sort Of way that
one is disposed to buy. Then the
Koreans, who class transactions In
land In the same category with the
sale or purchase of movable chattels
that Is to say, as mere means Of
procuring or spending money-will Of
themselves come and offer to sell.
Then, by the exercise Of a little pa
thence, considerable tract may be
very cheaply acquired In few years.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
Nitric Acid from Air.

Sir William Crookes has discovered
how to get nitric acid from the air,
but the discovery has long been
looked for. II have before me-" writes
correspondent of the London Chron-
icle, "a manual of chemistry in which
/ find a eulogy of nitrogen and its
compounds, such as nitric acid and the
so-called compound ammonias. Who
ever says the inspired chemist, sue
ceeds in producing those bodies in
abundance from the nitrogen of the
atmosphere without the use of organic
materials will not only amass o
princely fortune but must rank as one
of the greatest benefactors OF the hu-
man race, inasmuch as such discov-
cry would open up an almost infinite
supply of matter for the fertilization
of the land"
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
EVIL Of Believing In Sluns,

A man who saw the moon over
his right shoulder and was feeling
pretty safe for the month began the
next day by falling over the railing Of
the back porch with pan Of ashes
In his hand. There was just ice
enough on the porch to throw him
against the railing, which was just
high enough to give him the neces-
sary tip and the law of gravitation
and the ashes did the rest. The neigh
Dor who saw him alight said 1t resem-
bled the firing of some old Fourth of
July cannon loaded with the old-fash-
toned smoky powder and charged with
ashpan, grief and profanity. The man
cussed everything from the new moon
to breakfast. That's what you get
for believing in signs. And yet you
can not tell from the context of the
story whether or not the man was
trying to empty his ashes on Fri.
day That might explain something
Minneapolis Journal.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14

Has II ever occurred TO you that Il
may be a portion OF your part on the
programme Of life to make mistakes
and appear ridiculous in the eyes Of
your fellow-menl
\ Once In awhile, for purposes too
secret for you to fathom, some one
must play the fool, In order that the
procession Of numbers may move Of
right and the climax appear a. was
intended by the great master Of Ger
emonies, whose name Is Destiny.
Don't mind too much, then, your
failures and mistakes and foolishness-
'es. All men have known such mo-
ments of humiliation. The wisest and
most notable were never wise and
noble at all times.
What right have you to expect al
ways to shine In the eyes of others
to play always q heroic and ap-
plauded prat? It Is part Of your re-
lations with men that you should at
times appear In foolish and ignomin.
ious cast.
Accept 1t all as portion Of life,
and your actions will take their right
place In perspective, leaving no Bit
terness or remorse or humiliation.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14

The Boston Ideal Opera eompany In
the "Mikado"at the opera mouse on last
Friday evening proved one Of the best
attractions OF this season. tie ''Mika.
do" Ia it.elf lisa pretty Japanese comic
opera with catchy music and an opp i
tunily for dainty and attractive costumes.
All Of the principals VI This company
were good, ~ WAS ALSO the support. which
gues fur toward making The show sue.
cess. A. VI Burgess W. .AOko' the
comedian, succeeded In giving The audi
ence number VI hearty laughs. Tue
chorus WAS exceptionally good. The
opera IL IN Two ACTS anu The company
carried some special scenery but did not
use II here, and with u few Japanese
touches such rs lanterns, parasvis, etc,
the sce,,es were the same. The Dodge
CITY ORCHESTRA furnished music between
acts. The coming Of this attraction had
been anticipated bya great many as was
proven BY the crowded house on this
even ng. The company went from here
to HUTCHINSON and thence to Kansas City
where they will play twenty weeks
engagement.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
Common Sense and the PLAY.

There are many plays in which IL
the characters exercised a little COM
mon sense or asked an obvious ques-
ton, the complications would be
Strengthened out and the play would
suddenly stop long before 1t reached
its destined end. Edward E. Rose, the
playwright, best known for his drama
tizations, was discussing with friend
play of this type why doesn't the
heroine ask the hero such and such q
question at the end of the second act?"
the friend asked. Because" Mr.. Rose
replied, IF she did she'd be dis
charged. The Reader.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
Follow the Crowd To the new mil
linery parors Of Hazletol & Hobble,
second floor York. Key store. 1t
Saved Her Sons Life.

The happiest mother Ii the little town
Of Ava, Mo-, is Mrs =. Rupee. She
writes: Zone year ago my son was"own
with such serious lung rouble that our
ply siclan was unable to help him; when,
by our druggists advice began giving
him Dr.. Kings New Discovery, and |
soon noticed improvement. ! kept this
treatment up for few weeks when he
was perfectly we'll. He has worked
steadily since at carpenter work. DR..
Kings New Discovery saved his life."
Guaranteed best cough and cold cnFe BY
Rath q cambridge, druggists. 800 and
81 90. Trial bottle free.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
S. c. w. Leghorn Fowls.

The single Comb White Leghorn chick.
ems are among the most stylish Of any
breed vi chickens.
The White Leghorn can not be beat in
laying qualities as well as stylishness,
and | wish to impress one thing more
than any other, and that is the size Of the
White Leghorn eggs, they lay as large
an egg as any chicken, except the Cochin
and Brahma, but larger than many other
breeds Of chickens. In fact, the White
Leghorn hen is regular egg machine.
| will have few White Leghorn eggs
for SALE at $500 per 10,
st W. H. PRESTON, Dodge City, Kan.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
DR.. Caldwen's
tLaE0ftUs,
Syrup Pepsin

This is the greatest remedy known Tor
correcting constipated conditions
Don't wait until your child IS t'rc'~d
but administer dose OF the m,d,,ine
occasionally.
You will notice percept'hle change
for the better, healthy corr and
nveier disposition
Dr.. caldwelPs Syrup Pepsin IS 4 good
thing to have in the hol>s imcausr u
b good for the whole fau''
DR.. Caldwelps Syrup Pepsin can ht
obtained in both dollar and hall d"t,ar
sizes from all druggists
Your money will be refunded II II
does not benefit you.
Your postal card request viii bring BY return
mall our new t,oklsts 'DR: CALDWELLS
BOOK OF WONDERS" and free sample 70
those who have never tried this wonderful
fsmedy. Mothers write today.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14

Piles are dangerous but do not submit
to an operation until you have fret tried
Man Ian the Great Pile Remedy. 1t is
put up In collapsible tubes with nozzle
that allows 1t to be applied exactly where
it is needed. II you have itching, bleed
ing or protrudlng piles and Man Zan does
not relieve, money refunded. Soothes
and cools. Relieves at once. Sold by
Pine & Bonds Drug Store.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
Her Premonition.

"Claribel," called out the gentleman
In a loud. rasping, and emphatic voice
from the head of the staircase at
1880 p. M, you tell that long-haired,
salIow-faced, spider-legged Teller in
the parlor there to take his hat and
walk of; and If ever he comes here
again I'll kick him right through his
necktie!" Alfred" murmured the
young woman, pensively, something
seems to tell me, we'd better part
Stray Stories. ~
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14
A Land Bargain.

$7,S35.0O buys 1926 acres improved land
three fourths mile west Of Wright, good
six room house, barns, windmill, well,
big stack Of feed, 100 acres growing
wheat, y acres alfalfa. Must be sold be-
tore March 1st. Terms can be arranged
on part Of this. All wheat goes to the
buyer. LLOYD EVANS,
Wright, Kansas.
The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14

The Fort Scott Daily Republics !,
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and y 9shsgtra mPany, soaappear st,b@
PrsabiisrIan chsrSh The sem,,'g wrsines-
day svenipg, says: "Ths ,oung iad,r-
composing THE elNnisny are ND, ubtedly
the.most clevef bspd Of musicians lhs'
has ever Visited sbia oltyat a,,y time. Il
was beyond algqusstion the finest musi
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The Globe-republican., 1907-03-14

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year and expenses. Salary paid weekly
and expenses advanced, references re-
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