Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-21
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Home was never like this" said
Mr.. Henpeck, as he was shown about
the deaf and dumb asylum.
Jester.
Baron Ito his servant) Johann. has
anybody been smoking my cigars except
yourself? Servant--Yes, sir, you
Fliegende Blatter.
"She did very foolish thing when
she married" why, he was rich,
wasn't he?" 'Yes-he was the foolish
thing. Leader.
Percy, papa says you mustn't come
to see me any more" why, Aggie,
how could II I'm already coming seven
times a week !"-Chicago Tribune.
do you think young Propsley win
astonish his friends yhen they see him
ON the stageT Eyes, IL they think he
can act. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr.. Iawback-The biggest idiots al
ways seem to marry the prettiest
women. Mrs Jawback--Now, you're
trying to fiatter me.-Cleveland Leader.
I'm just crazy to be a reporter"
said the rich mans daughter. "Insan-
ity is no qualification" returned the
editor, closing the Observation-Disclosures
pha Ledger.
Your wife needs exercise; she sits
still too much" I'm get her silk
skirt" "How will that help?' She'll
keep moving so as to make 1t rustic"
Houston Post.
Landlord Sir, the other tenants win
not stay In the fat If you insist on
playing the cornet Mr.. Toots-l'm
glad of that. They were very annoy
ing.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Father" said little Rollo, what Is
cvolutlonY Evolution. my son, is a
sort OF apology which man has invent
ed for displaying so many Of the traits
OF the lower animals. Washington
Star.
Helm going to bring Jolt home
with me to dinner tonight. She-0h,
mercy dear, don'tl It's the cooks day
out, and I'll have to cook dinnerl He
Never mind; owe Jolt one, anyway
Workers Statesman.
What has become of the maid you
thought such prize? "Oh, had TO
let her co." replied the second fashion
able woman. After her operation for
appendicitis she thought she was one
OF us"-Philadelphia Ledger.
Dear little Maudie awoke about 2
O'Clock the other morning and asked
mamma to tell her a fairy tale. Its
too late. darling" mamma replied.
Daddy viii be In shortly, and he'll tell
us both one. =" Philadelphia Inquirer.
| willie, did you put your nickel in
the contribution box in Sunday school
to-dayr mo, mamma | asst Eddie
Lake, the preachers son, II couldn't
keep 1t an spend 1t fer candy, an he
give me permission. Denver News
THE lady whose name you gave as
reference, Della" said Mrs Hiram
Often, tells me you were not always
truthful and obedlentH mo, ma'am,"
replied. the new servant, II couldn't be.
wild her tellin' me all the time to say
she wasn't Mt home. Philadelphia
| Press
May | intwoduee to you my
fwiendT asked a fashionable young
man Mt a recent dance. Gle is a lit
ewawy man, you know" Indeed 70 ex-
claimed his partner. Jaw, yes He
sent the Society News a list OF the
guests Mt the last pahty, and the edltah
accepted it."-Tit- Bits.
Il am afraid, madam" said gentle
man who was looking for country lodg-
ings. that the house is too near the
station to be pleasant" ut IL a little
noisy" assented the landlady, but
from the front veranda one has such
a fine view OF people who miss the
train. Philadelphia Inquirer.
Her (sighiDg) oh, met such
lovely, polite man to-day. Him.
Where was that? Heron the street.
must have been carrying my umbrella
carelessly, for be bumped his eye into
It, And l said, Pardon me-" and he
said, Don't mention til have another
eye left. "-Cleveland Leader
Minister Ton return from holiday)-
Well. Daniel, my good man. aud bow
have things been going ON In my abb
sence7 Daniel-Deed, sir. a things
been gaun on brawly. They say you
meenisters when We gang frae home
aye TAX guild care to send waur men
than yourscelfs TO Oil the pooplt But
sc never dae that, sir Punch.