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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

Girls don't kiss each other as much
as they used to, and they don't kiss the
men more; they are learning to get
along without II.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

A Georgia man killed himself be-
cause he hated work. Lots Of men
with similar dislike are satisfied to
'kill time"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01
TELEPHONES AND COMPETITION.

1ERY community which has telephone SER
vice is likely to be confronted by the ques-
ton of granting a francise to rival COM
pany. Each case must be decided by the
governing circumstances, but every case will
show the popularity Of the telephone prob
lem. The telephone Is q natural monopoly,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

When he hears about Mark Twain's
white dress suit Harry Lehr never Will
forgive himself for not thinking OF 1t
first.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

= The experts have not made quite
plain the exact shade of difference be-
twene adolescent insanity and insane
adolescence.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

"What is home without a mother"
The answer comes readily enough If
you can keep your mind of Mamma
Holman.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

for necessary rules and regulations and the
good conduct They imbibe ideas of social relations
which exert potent influence upon the formation of
character.
In order that such instruction shall neglected
nor perfunctory Impaired 1t Is essential teachers
shall be under constraints influences which may
impair their of obligation or interfere
with the faithful and efficient performance Of their du-
ties Especially important is 1t that they shall be abso-
lutey free of any political control dictation.
Whoever would prostitute the peoples schools to poll
tics is public enemy of the most dangerous character
Such person Is to be feared than any external
enemy for he would sap the foundation our institu
tons and pollute the to which children and
the children of the future look intellectual
vancement and moral guidance. The anarchist is not
more to be condemned than the who would make
the public school political machine-Chcago Journal
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

Hasn't that man seen better daysr'
"Yes, before they ruled him on the
American.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

Henry Savage Lander never seems to
be happy unless he is undergoing hard
ships that would kill an ordinary man.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

1t has been demonstrated again that
when an Irresistible train meets an
immovable curve something happens.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01
NATURES CONSUMPTION CURE.

he census bureau has published Its annual
report on mortality statistics and from 1t
some very interesting facts may be OBJ
talned and very important deductions made.
The report applies only to certain so-called
registered" cities, but taking it as 1t stands
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

the most fruitful of DEATH This we'll known
entirely preventsble disease. In early stages
fresh air and sunshine all the remedies needed 9th
treatment Is not only unnecessary instances
harmful But the discovery of these simple remedies s
Of recent origin There has hardly for the
public to realize the truth and govern themselves
In accordance with it. They need education. 1t much
easier to follow expensive and difficult course of
treatment for what grandfathers called "odfash
Toned consumption than simply to live outdoors eat
abundany but not too nutritious food and never
do all the work you feel able to do. Yet modern med-
cal science prescribes nothing for this
Boston Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01
THE PUBLIC SCHOOL A MORAL FORCE.

OF only is the American public school the
bulwark Of free institutions; 1t is also a
moral force, mighty In Its influence under
right conditions. There the children Of the
land are taught, II teachers are faithful to
their obligations, the meaning of duty and
disciDline. They learn ohadipuco rocnoc<
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

through the dark valley of the shadow.
Without 1.-THE splash at the river or
the crash of the bullet.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01

assistant and staff of clerks. Three army eng
detailed to assist him. Under a special statute
evidence taken by this official investigation
used, cited employed in a suit for damages Plaintiff
and defendant In such suits may call the witnesses
but their previous testimony cannot be employed
lenge correct the evidence given on the trail for
damages
In England, result when an accident comes an
inquiry begins in day by experts who going
to accidents for years There is rush of police,
for souvenirs" Of newspaper for objects to
photograph and of railroad awkward evil
dence. The official Investigators possession
their inquiry holds the of accident Railroads gain
well the public and railroad improvements in
Britain have followed the reports of railroad inquiries
into accidents AS the bureau investigates signal
safety appliances its officials responsible their
condition and familiar with them.-Philadelpha Press
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-06-01
RAILWAY ACCIDENTS IN BRITAIN.

England the Board of Trade has bureau,
whose work 1t is to investigate railroad acct
dents and In England the roads sometimes
go year and kill only one passenger. Here
more have been killed In six months than in
ten years there. This English bureau has
q trained railroad Rynart of its head He
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
A vile performance.

On the occasion of his brothers bene-
fit Edwin Booth was standing behind
the scenes when character actor who
had been giving limitations of noted
actors was about to respond to an en-
core.
Whom do you initiate nextY' in
quired Booth.
"Well,' was the reply, 81 was going
to represent you in Hamlet's soliloquy,
but if you look ON I'm afraid l shall
make mess of it."
Suppose initiate MYSELF remark.
ed the tragedian. and, hastily putting
on the other actors wig and buttoning
up his coat, he went on and delivered
the well known lines.
Next morning the newspapers stated
that the limitations ruined the perform.
ance, 1.-The personation of Edwin Booth
being simply vile enough to make
that actor shudder had he seen it,.
Toledo Blade.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
THE HOUSE OF LORDS.

What This Great British Institutes
Represents.
At first sight there Is not much like
ness between the comfortable country
gentlemen, retired lawyers. blase men
Of fashion and liberal subscribers to
party funds. who now drop into rath'
er than frequent their magnificent han.
and "the mail covered barons, VINO
proudly to battle led their vassals from
Europe to Palestines plain" in the
days Of the Henrys and Edwards, but
In one psint the house has always
maintained its character through cen.
turies-it Ia an aristocracy of birth. but
It is still more emphatically one Of
wealth. The law of entail and primo
geniture has kept the landed estates to.
gether as far as the law can. Many
have passed by heiresses to new names
or been sold by spendthrift lords. many
holders Of ancient titles have lost the
wealth that gilded their ancestors cor
onets, but new peers are almost al
ways rich. and q title Is still an at.
traction to an helress. We sometimes
hear that the house Of lords represents
nothing. This Is false. It represents
property. Tennyson's new Llncolnshirs
farmer, whose horses hoofs trotted
''proputty. proputty. proputty," is the
type of a vast number of Englishmen.
Such men are not only content. but
proud, to be represented by the house
Of lords. They know that as long as
the lords have their say 'proputty"
will have a stanch body Of organized
champions. - william Everett in At.
lantic.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
OF Course.


Professor "a little distracteO I'm
glad to see you. How's your wife?
81 regret it, professor, but I'm not
married"
"Ah, yes. Then of course your wife's
still SINGLE" -Fliegende Blatter.
Rising From The Grave.
A prominent manufactures, VIM.
A. Fertwell, of Lucama, N. c.,
relates most remarkable exper.
fence. He says: "After taking
IS than three bottles of Electric
;itters, l felt like one rising from
H. grave. My trouble is Bright's
sease, in the Diabetes stage. I
lily believe Electric Bitters will
hre me permanently, for it has
ready stopped the liver and
bladder complications which have
troubled me for years." Guaran-
teed at Eli 7. Reynolds, druggist,
Price only soc.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
NATURAL KITCHENS.
Places Where Cooking Is Done In
Boiling Springs.

Boiling Springs.
There are one or two countries-Ice.
land, for example-where washday is
not dreaded. because nature provides
the hot water at ones very door in the
shape of steaming springs of spoutina
geysers. But there is only one country
where the native women do practically
all their cooking by unaided nature,
and that is the North island of New
Zealand Here is a wonderland Of a
thousand square miles so volcanic that
a fire may be lighted by inserting a
few sticks in the earth, and wherever
one makes hole he speedily has pool
of boiling water, into which pudding
may be lowered incased in cloth and
cooked expeditiously.
Frequently in perfectly cold streams
a boiling hot current may be seen and
felt running along the edge of the
river, and here the Maori women do
their own and the white mans wash.
ing. Naturally the volcanic region OF
New Zealand is a dangerous country to
wander in without a guide, and many
tourists have lost their lives as the re.
suit Of such carelessness. Maori serv.
ants boil coffee and eggs in this way
New York Tribune
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
A Little Sarcastic.

An old woman went into a grocer s
and ordered a pennyworth Of carrots.
After being served she inquired, Dye
not thraw something in wi themF'
ooh. yis," replied the greengrocer; 'it
We wait a minute I'll thraw in seek
O. tetties an barrel O. apples an a
hundredweight O. turnips an a box O.
oranges An" he shouted as the old
woman founced out of the shop, when
I'm busy I'll thraw III the horse an
CART! If yor not satisfied then, come
back for the shopr'-London Mail.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
coutlx Windsor Castle,

No royal castle has cost Great
Britain more in hard cash than that
of Windsor, says the London Chron.
icle. When George ". announced his
intention of making it family resi-
dence parliament granted him f300, 900
toward its reconstruction. For four
years the work went merrily on under
fresh grants, and the king then took
possession Of the private apartments.
That did not end the expenditure how
ever. By the time William Nv. had
satisfied himself that there was moth.
ing more to be done the castle had
swallowed up close to a million
pounds.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
Pone,a SkuII.

The skull of Alexander Pope, the poet
and satirist, is in the private collection
of a phrenologist. During some alter
atoms in the churchyard where Pope
was buried it was necessary to move
his coffin, which was opened at the
time to ascertain the state Of his re-
mains. By bribing the sexton of the
church possession of the poets skull
was obtained for the night, and in the
morning different skull was returned
instead. The cost of the skull, includ-
ing the bride, was ESQ.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
Hunting For Trouble.

"I've lived in California 20 years,
and am still hunting for trouble in
the way of burns, sores, wounds,
boils, cuts, sprains, or a case of
piles that Bucklen's Arnica Salve
won't quickly cure" writes Chas.
Walters, of Allegheny, Sierra Co.
No use hunting Mr.. Walters; it
cures every case. Guaranteed at
Eli I. Reynolds drug store. ESQ.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
TALES AND u. !. ENDS.
BY ALLEN PAYNE.
WRITTEN FOR THE MIDLAND JOURNAL.

Apropos to the marvellous cures as noted IN the
testimonials of patent medicine advertisements
we are daily expecting something like these:
stomach trouble which was caused by frog
there in has been speedily cured by your Anti
Puffine. wasiconined to my bed and felt II "a
surely croak. 1 coughed up five green backs for
half-a-dozen bottles Of your wonderful cure and
in due time had 8 toadstools, vomited as many
mushrooms, and am now able to hop around.
rash which covered my face and caused me
much trouble and misery has been obliterated by
an application of your Pickle Cream. MY flesh
10 now completely "cured."
Ten years ago purchased box of your soap
and so greatly pleased am with it chat have
used none other since.
I was in darkness as to the real cause OF my
misery but can now truthfully say that your
Friction Bitters has given me Electric lights.
was a clerk behind q notion counter in a large
New York department store and being con-
tinually confined In doors Tor years, my health
failed sought the climate Of Germany and
while stopping ct the Riggle in the city OF worms
became much worse and sought the services OF
a famous German specialist who diagnosised the
case as that of being Bug House, not improving
under his QlfecCOn DeChme olsuedttenSo oAAo
returned to America. Upon my return con-
suited DR.. - Of my native town and he pro-
nounced 1t 9 tape worm. Married or single"
says /? Married says he. "Any children, :"
saysI? mot single one" says he. well Pm
glad of that" saysI. so am l." says he. '.1t'll
make my bill larger for they are all married too"
Then tainted. When 1 came too imagined l
had wheels in my head. was SO buggy. Not
deriving any benefit from his treatment / dis
penced with his services. happened to see one
of your little books on 1.-THE man and the worm "
and after due consideration took treatment OF
your copper distilled Bug Juice Extractor
could for some time feel and hear the scamps
playing ON my spinal cord but since taking your
treatment have very little back bone left
When young man had a bad case of chicken
pox. A young lady advised me to use your
Dizzarard which did. So speedily was cured
and so thankful was to the results and especially
of the advice given me by the 'relief angel that
Ieventuaily married her and can now say that a
henpecked husband has had to scratch for an old
hen ever since II ] had another bottle Of your
famous relief destroyer and it was the last one in
the world would mot take" anything for it.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
How a Great Canvas Wa. Move,

How a Great Canvas Was Moved.
The moving of painting from a
pavilion of the city OF Paris in the
Champs Elysees to the Auteuil gallery
offered very difficult problem to the
Paris city authorities. The painting.
by NJ. Roll, representing the celebration
Of July IA, is thirty-two feet long by
twenty three feet high and with the
massive frame weighs over 2,20O
pounds. 1t was impossible to move the
painting in the ordinary way, by TAX
Ing the canvas OF the frame and roll
ing 1t, for the painting, being varnish-
ed, would probably have cracked in
several places. 1t was therefore decid-
ed to move the canvas and frame as a
whole. After much elaboration a spe-
clal chariot was constructed over two
Of the floats which were used In the
MardI Gras procession. The city en-
gineer, with eight labOrers, proceeded
to the pavilion. and the painting was
carried by eight men, eight others brac-
ing the upper part of the picture to
keep it In an upright position until 1t
was deposited In the chariot. twas
finally got out without accident and
aid upon CREASED planks upon the
chariot. Arrived at the Gallerie d Au'
teuil, the picture was similarly carried
to its new quarters The painting is
one of the largest In existence and was
painted by order OF the French gov
eminent in 1880 to perpetuatp the mem
Tory Of the drst uBttouaf hOltda ~ TIE
third febghlie. .4s ~
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
A Half Length Picture.

A countryman bargained with Cali
fornia photographer for a half length
picture of himself at half price, and
when the artist delivered fine view
of the subject from the waistband
down the victimized sitter INDUCED in
remarks more forcible than polite.-
Philadelphia Inquirer.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
The Chineae.

Conservative historians among the
Chinese claim for their race an an
tiquity of at least 100000 years. while
those whose estimates are a little
wild" assert that the Chinese were
the original inhabitants Of the earth
and that Chinese history goes back at
least 6OO.OO0.O00 years. The govern
mept records Of China place the foun-
dalton of the empire at $500 B. O, and
claim that It was established by Tohi,
who. they assert. Is the Noah men
toned In the book Of Genesis. B. @.
2240.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
His Stubbornness,

Haven't you and your friend got
through that argument YETI" asked a
parent Of his youngest son.
SIT isn't any argument" answered
the boy. II am merely telling Jimmie
the facts in the case, and he is SO
beastly stubborn that he won't under
stand."-Chums.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
Her Mourning.

Maud-Why is that lady over the
way always in black? Is she mourn
ing for any one? Bess-Yes. a hus'
band. Maud didn't know she'd been
married. Bess-No, but she's mourn
ing for a husband all the same.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
THE MODERN LANGUAGE OF FLOWERS.


Apple Bloosom-Peaches will be as Plums il
you'll make 1t q pear.
Bell Fiower-You don't ring in.
Box-Better dead than alive.
Clover-You amt in it.
Corn-Qult novels and read Bunyons.
Cowslip-You're bully calf.
Daffodil-That's what you are.
Daisy-You're it.
Forget-me-not-I wish could.
Goidenrod-Be mine and be in the hands Of a
fairy.
Honeysuckle--You're sweet, all but your
breath.
Hyacinth-You needn't speak as we pass by.
Mint took you for one.
Rose lin January)-More.
Snowball-You make quite hit.
Tuberose-Thats only pipe dream.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
How 1t Struck Her.

"You seemed greatly impressed" said
the minister, with my description of
how they brought the head of John the
Baptist before the king on a salver."
EYES," sighed Mrs. De Style; II was
thinking how much better they train
ed servants in those days. Now. mine,
when they bring me things, are forever
forgetting the salver. Cou-
rier-Journal.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
ARROWS FROM cUPIDs BOW.

Booker Washington got an envelope
He thought perhaps Capitol" note.
He opened it and found ballot.
With teeth marks" on the negro soldier vote
Pennypacker got a comic valentine,
A machine" was quite unique;
It even lacked Its governor,
He was too much antique.
Father Knickerbocker received card
OF New York at its worst.
He always has been sorry.
That the democrats missed their Hearst.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
A Sure Way.

First Author-Oh, the unutterable
monotony of existence! 1 am thor
oughly disguised with 1t all. Would
that l might completely disappear for
awhile Second Author-Then why
don't you marry famous woman?-
Judge
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
An Wrong.

New Curate-Your husband is con-
firmed invalid, is he not? Mrs. Bill
yus-C Confirmed. sir? No. sir; be aln't
Church Of England. New Curate-I
mean, is he permanent invalld?' Mrs.
BIIlyus-Permanent5 Lor'. no! Doctot
ut s Hasnh :,
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08
E.caping the ORGAN Grinders.

Reside close to dentists if you are
not fond of street music. Itinerant
organ men carefully avoid playing
anywhere near the house of a prac-
titioner who can effectually stop or
remove all troublesome grinders.-Lon-
don Punch.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-02-08

A niggardly rich man does not own
his estate: his estate owns him.-Bion.
Coeur d'Alene evening press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1907-1929, 1907-11-19
The Denver Express

The glories of melodrama are I'M
fading and though hot spiced theat-
rical feats are perhaps a little warm
for the season, they are still seduc-
tive in the case of THE Denver Ex-
press" which is one of the warmeset
and most rapid plays of its class
Once again Sitting Bull, Standing
Cow and their band of braves will at
tack the emigrant train and emit
their war whoops to the huge delight
of the gallery and the subdued thrills
of the parquet. Harry Rowe has
equipped the play with an excellent
series of new scenes, and the grand
ball at the Palace Hotel, San Fran
cisco, provides a society element that
entirely removes the suspicion that
this is wild and woody western dra-
ma. 1t has situations and climaxes
which are thrilling to a degree, in
the frontier scenes, but the two acts
which are devoted to the American
millionaires and the scions of British
aristocracy show the skillful hand of
a clever dramatist and are satiral and
amusing always. Taken in all 1t has
proven it's right to play return dates
and its interesting story. uproarious
comedy and we'll woven plot entitle
the play to whatever success it may
achieve. A carefully selected COM
pany will present The Denver Tx
press at the Auditorium on Thursday
Nov. 81. Prices 25c soc, and 75c.