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The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
FOREST RANGER,

The United States Civil Service com.
mission announces an examination on
July 1924, 1907, at the places in Colo.
rado, mentioned below, to secure eligi.
bles from which to make certification
to fill vacancies as they may occur in
the position of assistant forest ranger
in the Forest Service of the Depart
ment of Agriculture.
Colorado-Collbran, Delta, Denver,
Durango, Estes Park, Glenwood
Springs, Gunnison, Kremmling, La
Veta, Leadville, Meeker, Moffat,
Monte Vista, West Cliffe.
The practical questions and the field
examination aim to test the ability of
the competitors actually to perform the
duties of a forest ranger, as outlined in
the "Use" book.
One day will be required for the
practical questions. The field test will
be given beginning on the second day.
As the field test is generally given sew
eral miles from the place announced
for the examination, applicants must
provide means of transportation. They
should also bring, if possible, pocket
compasses.
The examination at each place will
be given under the supervision of the
local forest officer.
Age limit, 81 to 40 years on the date
of the examination
Applicants should at once apply
either to the United States Civil Serv-
ice commission, Washington, d. c., or
to the Forest Supervisor at any of the
places mentioned above, for applica-
ton form 1893 a copy of the "Use"
book, and copy of Conformation re.
garding employment on the national
forest reserves No application will
be accepted unless properly executed
and filed, in complete form, with the
commission at Washington. In apply
ing for this examination the exact title
as given at the head of this announce
mcnt should be used in the application.
As examination papers are shipped
direct from the commission to the
place of examination, it is necessary
that applications be received in ample
time to arrange for the examination
desired at the place indicated by the
applicant.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
lather and Litigation.

A sequel to Emperor Williams
journey to Munich last fall appears
in the form of curious libel suit.
His majesty stopped at a wayside
station to get shaved, and a local
Socialist newspaper stated that the
members Of an association of mill
tary veterans stormed the barber
shop to obtain the lather scraped
from the royal face, adding that the
delectable mess was distributed
among them while a band PLAYED
the national anthem. The veterans
did not like this story and sued the
paper for libelous insult. The trial,
which has just taken place, convuls
ed everybody, including the judge,
with laughter, but the court decided
that the editor must pay a fine for
oyerstepping the bounds Of fair
comment
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Verdict for DR.. Pierce
AGAINST THE
Ladies' Home Journal.

Sending truth after IL. It Is IN old
maxim that &c lie will travel seven
leagues while truth is getting its boots
on" and no doubt hundreds Of Thousands
OF good people read the unwarranted and
malicious attack upon DR.. R. v. Pierce
and his "Favorite Prescription published
In the May Q9O4) number OF the Ladies'
Home Journal, with its great black dis
play headings, who never saw the hum
bic, groveling retraction, with its incon-
spicuous heading, published two months
later. 1t was boldly charged In the sland-
erous and libelous article that DR.. Pieroe's
Favorite Prescription, for the cure Of
woman's weaknesses and ailments, con-
talned alcohol and other harmful ingredi-
ents. DR.. Pierce promptly brought suit
against the publishers of the Ladies'
Home Journal, for e2OO, 900 90 damages,
DR.. Pierce alleged that Mr.. Box, the
editor, maliciously published the article
containing such false and defamatory
matter witty the intent Of injurinv his
usineSS<1urthermore. that no alcohol, or
other Injurious. or habit-forming, drugs
are. or JTer were, contained In his "Fa-
vorite Hespfiption V; that said medicine
is mad% t1om native medicinal roots and
contaH/no harmful ingredients what
eveHadd that Mr.. Bok's malicious state
met1 were wholly and absolutely false
,1hhe erelractiQn prlnted BY said journal
aHahsa Ts5s 5ssd ss1sas 81
scrlption. !. from eminent chemists. all q
whom certified that u did not contain al.
c9hQI or any Ql The ALLEGED bafmlul drl4sl
=, These facts were also proven In the tffS1 oR
business Of Or. Pierce was greatly injured By
the publication Of the libelous article With
thousands who read the wickedly defamatory
article never saw the humble groveling re-
traction. set in small type and made as incon-
ever brought before jury in the Supreme
Court Of New York State which promptly
rendered verdict in the Doctors favor.
Thus his traducers came to grief and their
base ISLANDERS were refuted.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
JAMES RUD LPH GARFIELD
secretary OF the Interior.

NOTICE OF RESTORATION To SETTLE
NEWT AND ENTRY oi lands excluded tium
the Park Range, National Forest, Colorado
Department II the Interior, General Land
ONCE. Washington, =. o., April 8, 19iI-t In
puI suunce OF the proclamation of she fres :
dent of TIL United states. dated March /.
1907 excluding from the ark Range Nn;ion-
al toro st, colorado. the following described
ar, IL, ana restoring the pub ic lands there In,
not otherwise withdrawn, reserved, ~ np-
propriated, to settlement. notice is hereby
given that the said public LANDS SO +. stnr
will become subject to entry. mug ana sc.
lection, under the usual restrictions and
subject to such other Withdrawal or nppro-
printion. at the United States Land ONCE at
Glenwood springs, Colorado, on August =!
1907 The north half of section thirty SIX c6)
in Township nine t9), North of Range eighty
six (S6) West. sixth Principal Meridian. Il.
A. RALLINGER. Commissioner. Approved
JAMES RUDOt.rIl uAHtlEi.D, secretary OF
the Interior. ~ ~
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Best Medicine in the World for Collie
and Diarrhoea.

81 find Chamber 8 Cole, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy to be t. e best
remedy in TIE world" says NJ. =. I .
Carter of Skirum, ALI. 81 an sub,nct
to collie and diarrhoea. Last spring it
seemed as though I would die, and 1
think l would if I hadn't takel ham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Darrhcc,
Remedy. l haven It been troubled with
it since until this week, when lhad a
very severe attack and took half but
tie of the twenty-five cent size Cham
berlain' 8 Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoca
Remedy, and this morning l feel like
new man." For sale by all dealers
A Denver autoist boasts of the pos
session of car with all modern at
tachments, as well as one recently
placed on it by the sheriff.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Rheum atiSnl

have found q tried and tested cure for Rheu.
nnAtisml Not q remedy that will straighten the
distorted limbs Of chronic cripples nor turn bony
Growths back to flesh again. That is impossible.
But can now surely kill the pains and panss Of
this deplorable disease.
In Germany-with o Chemist in the City of
DArmstadt-I found the last ingredient with
which DR.. Shoop's Rheumatic Remedy was made
. perfected. dependable prescription. without
that last ingredient successfully treated many.
many cases OF Rheumatism but now. at last. 1t uni
formy cures all durable cases of this heretofors
much dreaded disease. Those sand-like granular
wastes. found in Rheumatic Blood seem to dissolve
and pass away under the action of this remedy -
freely as does sugar when added to pure water.
And then. when dissolved. these poisonous wastes
freely pass from the system. and the cause Of
Rheumatism is gone forever. There 10 now no
real need-no actual excuse to suffer longer with
cut help. We sell. and in confidence recommeQd
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
MASON OUT OF CAFE

That Frank Mason is no longer man
restaurant at, the corner of Fourth and
Main streets, was made known yester-
day by the young man who is temper
arily in charge. just what the cause
of Mr.. Mason s retirement from the
concern may be has not been announc-
ed but it is believed that a rupture of
more than usual violence has occurred
between himself and his hackers,
o Neil and Richardson of Glenwood
Springs. Mr.. Richardson was in Grand
Junction yesterday, his mission being
to adjust matters prior to the installa-
tion of new manager. He left the
city last night but will return some
time today, when more detailed state
ment of the matter is promised upon
his personal responsibility.
Mason's IS cafe has but recently been
remodeled and enlarged until it not only
deserved but was generally known by
/ the title of the Waldorf of the
West" The establishment is one of
the hardsomest of its kind in the state
and there is little doubt but that its
/ operation will be continued by Messrs.
| O'Neill and Richardson through some
one whom they shall designate as a
successor to Mr.. Mason.-Grand juno
tion News.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Notice fJr Publication
Department of the Interior.

Department of the Interior
Land Office at Glenwood Springs,
Colo. May 81, 1907. -
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler has filed notice
of his intention to make final proof in
support of his claim, and that said
proof will be made before Register
and Receiver at Glenwood Springs.
Colo. on Monday July %, 1907, viz:
Velne A. Barbour of New Castle,
Colo. on P. D. s. 1880 Ute for the
NJ sW 4, seq sWA Sec. 80,
NEA SE4 Sec. 30, 7. S r. so W.
9th. P. M.
He names the following witnesses
to prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land, viz:
Joe Yule, George Ramsey, Sher-
man Lake and Isaac N. Dwire, all of
New Castle, Colo.
j. F. SQUIRE,
Register
6.S-7-13
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
The Doctor Away From Home When
Most Needed.

People are often very much disap-
pointed to find that their family ply
sician is away from home when they
most need his services. Diseases like
cramp collie and cholera morbus re-
quire prompt treatment, and have in
many instances proven fatal before
medicine could be procured or a ply
sician summoned. The right way is to
keep at hand bottle of Chamberlain IS
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
No physician can prescribe better
medicine for these diseases. By having
it in the house you escape much pain
and suffering and all risk. Buy it now /;
it may save life. For sale by all dealers
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
LEGAL

NOTI II OF RESTORATION OF PUBLIC
LtN"S 10 SErt LENENr AND ENTRY.-
Department of ths Interior, General Land
Once, Washington. q. q June t. 1861 Not
ice - hereby give that the public lands in
the following drscribed areas, temp 1rurilv
wi ilid'nwn IN hpril 2G. 1905 and May Is. 1906
for forestry purposes and adj iling The Holy
Cross \uiipnil Forest, tUorll,io. and not
uthrrwls" w thdrlwn, res 'Iv'd or ppropri-
atcd. will by author ty of the - crcttry ui
the Interior he restored to the public domain
Aon september y, 1877, ana hrcomc subject to
eettlrIn"nt ON nnd after tiIt date. nut not to
entry. nling or selection until ON AID after
October 2S. 1907. under the conditions and re
striction- applicable To such lands. at the
United States Land Office at Girnwond
Springs. Colorado; In Township five th),
Range eighty three & b., section thirty two
t'2); in Township five (5l, Eanye e'ghty-eight
(8s). Sec. thirty -one('D. in Township i've % =,
R'tnSe eighty nine N9;. sections twcnty-tve
(25 twenty-.iX (26l, twenty seven t2l. thir-
ty four (4l TIL rty-tiv ts5l, thirty. six 81 I;
,lll south and west. sixth Principal Meridian.
Colorado Warning Is hereby expressly Civ. II
that no prrsul VIII b. permi ted to x Tin OT
cxer' is" any right Whatever under any set
tienent or occip Itipu begun prior to Srp
tenbcr IS, 10 7. and all sur'i settlement o.
Occupation Is he cby foriti'l'icn
Il. \ BhLI.INGER
Iomni- -siuncr of the
General I. md Ofllcr.
Approved.
JAMES RUD LPf GARFIELD
secretary OF the interior.
1924
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Tardy Notice.

Well. say!
What's to pay?
Isn't 1t a surprise
And doesn't 1t rest your eyes
Pleasantly
To see
The trusts sit up and take notice1
Not so
Very long ago
They would hardly bat an eye
AS the government passed by.
Though they might
Make a slight
Acknowledgment and carelessly say,
Pray.
Who is that gentleman?
Now
They bow
And. bless your eyes,
Recognize
Uncle Sam
AS the slam.
Bang up gent with the goodA
Then thay We're high
And. my.
Naughty as well!
No one could compel
Them to give the amount.
Day and date
OF their freight
Shipments,
Cost of equipments
Or anything else marked
"Strictly private"
You'll allow
It's different now.
II the government should care
To see their
Private book.
1t may look
To its hearts content,
Figure every cent
Marked down in black and white.
Evidently
The trusts have seen a great light.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
jINCLES and JESTS
CopvRioAr
1905 ~
Lee HAN ev

| The official reports give love and
whisky as the principal causes of sui
eide in New York. The quality of both
the articles mentioned must be very
bad.
"There IS nothing in this world worse
than smoking,' says an eminent ply
sician. Perhaps the same might be
said of the next world
The English humorist who committed
of humor may now be regretting the
rash act. The jokes he had cracked
when cat himsclf'' were no doubt laid
up against him over there.
Mr.. Taft suffered from an attack of
the old-time boyish green apple all
ment few days ago, and when you
consider the scope of his abdominal
territory we know you will sympathize
with him.
Will the Chicago professor who
denies that Mcthusaeh lived to
be 900 years old dare to question the
fact that Job once tok his meals stand
ing because of painful circumstances
over which he had no control?
Mr.. Carnegie is to meet the kaiser
1t may be probable that if during the
interview his majesty should happen
to cast a glance out of the window he
might see a truck wagon back up to
the curb with a library on board.
Our Willie blew on cannon cracker IS
fuse
To see if yet faint spark fingered
there:
The searchers found his somewhat shat
tered shoes,
But where's the rest of him? OF
where? o! where?
X
A California rancher declares that
he will raise Strawberries next season
as big as official league base balls.
When this reaches the ears of the para
grapher of the Houston Post he will
take vacation and spend the time in
some secluded spot in prayer and
lamentation before the Lord
Japan is sending mirrors to China
and Korea. The mikado S government
perhaps desires to let the natives of
those countries see themselves as others
see them.
The father of base BALI is said to
be yet hale and hearty at the age of
so years. May be live yet long time
before making slide for the home
plate up yonder.
Referring to tho story of a California
man producing n talking chicken a
Kansas editor said "That nothing's.
There is an old hen in this town who
talks entirely too much.'' His wife
told callers the next day that he was
in bed suffering from a sudden attack
of concussion of the brain and could
not see anyone.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Constipation.

FOR constipation there is nothing
quite so nice as Chamberlain 8 Stom-
ach and Liver Tablets. They always
produce a pleasant movement of the
bowels without any disagreeable eff
feet. Price, 25 cents. Samples free.
For sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

Having disposed of the "animal
fakers,' Roosevelt should next turn
his attention to that Texa newspaper
man who uses jackrabbits as bait for
catching overgrown bass.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Waiting For Reform. -

Nix-There an island out in the
Pacific ocean where crime, poisons,
drunkenness and courts are unknown.
Civilization is long time
reaching that island.-St. Louis News
Press.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Take the Postmasters' Word For II

Mr.. F. M. Hamilton, postmaster at
Ch"rryvale, Ind, keeps also stock c.
general merchandise and paten5 mtdi.
cines. IL says: Chamberlain ',It
Cholerl ,nl n'.rrhoea Remedy is
standa i lr.e il its linr. J.: never
fails to give satisfaction and we could
hardly afford to be without it, For
sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
BY Any Other Name.

6y MY OtHeT TNan0.
THAT was quite mistake you made
last week"
"Oh. don't know"
"Why, l understood that you gave Z
quite different order from what you
were instructed to give"
ISL -sh! 1t netted me a thousand
dollars"
"Oh. see! Not so much Of mis-.
take as 1t seems"
Mistress-I'm sorry you want t.
leave, Ellis. Are you going to better
yourself?
Maid-No MN; I'm going to get
married.-Punch.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

There may be honest men in the
world, but don't try to find them out
by going on their bond.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
coRNs ON THE TOES.
0YuEN
JAM II
BART ON
DAM .
James Burton Adams. J

III just as described to our ears
By olden-t time preachers, we're free to
admit
| Are worthy our serious fears,
And yet tits a question if they can
surpass
In keeness of agony those
That down in the shoes so Indignantly
mass
When fellow has corns on his toes
Life seems but season of misery we
Would gladly escape if we dared,
A torture from which we would will
ing flee
If for the great future prepared.
The very quintessence of agony seems
To nestle inside of the house;
Existence seems worst of all hideous
dreams
When fellow has corns on his toes.
We wake from slumber imagining we
Are lying with feet in the fire,
The agony shooting from toenail to
knee
And back in a manner most dire,
And out from the lips more accustomed
to prayer
A flood of profanity flows
His language is never unloaded with
care
When fellow has corns on his toes
No victim of these sharp satanical
pains
Can hope to be cleansed of his sin
And land in the kingdom where ecstasy
reigns-
No swearers can enter therein
Mid all of the ransomed ones now
over there
In the realms of eternal repose
There's never one, we are willing to
swear,
Who ever had corns on his toes.
President Roosevelt IS strongest oath
IS "By George!" Otherwise he shows
no symptoms of llycoddleitis.
A Boston paper says politician
should be as punctual as an alarm
clock. He usually is, and darned
heap noiser.
The New York teacher who ate s.
pound beefsteak at sitting must be
an authority of jawgraphy.
While on the shore of Oyster Bay
the president may regret that he did
not also purloin Colonel Bryan's bath
ing trunks.
A leading candidate for United
States senator from Oklahoma is
named Gore, but blody campaign is
not anticipated.
Twenty people were drowned by a
cloudburst in Kentucky. What more
undesirable death could a true Ken
tuckian encounter!
Chief Shippy is stirring up the po-
lice grafters in Chicago in such lively
manner that the lippy members of the
clique declare that he is dippy.
X
A New York anatomist says that
men should follow only the straight
walk in life. But when fellow has to
cross the street, professor, then what?
John Blazer and Maggie Burns were
married at Old Town, Me-, last week,
Rev. Sparks officiating. And the band
played: "There'll be hot time in
Old Town tonight"
Ambassadr Broyce says that Amer,
lea has great future. Why is it thai
prominent Englishmen find more pleas
ure in scanning our country's future
IMAM III IdhihB INV ies Pho''
1t is stated that John D. Rockefeller
witnessed a hair-raising drama the
other day, but-Well, it proved no
more efficacious than the thousand and
one other restorers he has squandered
the peoples money for.
A New York minister says most of
the people remain away from church
because they do not possess good
clothes. Here in the West their alb
sencc is more largely due to the fact
that they possess good fishing tackle
Col. Bryan announces that he in
tends to take leading part in at least
six more presidential campaigns, but it
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

Making business pleasure brings
just about the same percentage of sat
isfaction thu. making pleasure a bust
ness does.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
DR.. Shoop's
Rheumatic Remedy
(All DEALERS)
Humor ane Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Getting next to n brilliant mining
proposition sometimes doesn't differ
much from getting next to the poor
house.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

1t is an awful strain upon the judg.
ment to know too much.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

Economizing with some people often
consists in spending dollars worth
Of energy to save a nickel.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13
Good Place to

Good Place to
Visit.
do you like
living in the
country 2"
"Oh, yes, very
much ind eed,
but not for my
self"
For W hom,
then 2"
For my rela-
tives."
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

The real martyr never has time to
wear the crown.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

Don't try to stop wild animal by
looking him in the eye unless you are
looking at it through the sight of a
gun.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

Truth crushed to earth is generally
counted out before she raises n finger.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

1t is as easy to be leisurely with 9TH
er peoples time as 1t is to be polite to
their relations law.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

Learning from a man who pays you
salary is playing both ends for the
profit of the middle
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

The Msvvs-rimee Pub. %.
Denver, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1907-07-13

Ambassador Bryce says he feels sure
there are quito number of men in
the United States who have not been
mentioned for the presidency. Coming
from such an exalted source, this may
be safely classed as fair sample of
English humor Of the higher grade.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-11-20
SOLO MADE A SENSATION.
Barytoae Had Caught the Music, But
Not the Words.

A certain young Unitarian minister
is visiting a friend and classmate who
lives in RoXbury, says the Boston Her
aid, and while the two were sitting
around fire and spinning yarns the
minister who is visiting and who
comes from the west told this: "Whep
| went west first | was in small
town called lie, and in the choir
Of my church the village blacksmith
did the noble work of barytone. He
had voice that could shake noun
tains, and whatever it lacked in any
other feature 1t made up in volume
He couldn't read music any more than
he could English, but he learned tune
very readily One Sunday we were
to be favored with rev anthem be-
cause it was n special OCCASION, ami
the barytone had one portion all to
himself Unfortunately he had missed
many Of the practices. The anthem
went along eXcellently until it came
to beautiful part which read: And,
dying, bids us all aspire Here the
rest of the singers stopped short, in
that quick, sudden way that choirs
have, and in the ensuing stiffness
sounded the ponderous tones Of the
blacksmith: And dying brides are
filled with fire."
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-11-20
PROFESSIONAL.
BEST MAN

Il have ceased to be a society but
terfly and am now professional best
man." said an upper West Side young
man at his club the other night. You
never heard of a professional best
man? That may be perfectly true, for
i am under the impression that / am
the inventor and patentee of the idea
a have made 1t pay, too, for in add.
ition to the usual handsome present
that the best man receives from the
bridegroom, / charge fee that keeps
me well supplied with clothes, pays
my club dues and keeps me in pocket
money.
you know that the one thing that
Everybody connected with wedding
wants is to have the whole affair run
smoothly from start to finish Any
hitch is likely to get on the nerves
of the young couple and not a few pa
rents dread some mistake or delay
that will make the ceremony or the so.
lcial functions that precede and fol-
low the ceremony ridiculous And so
such nervous people are willing to pay
a handsome fee when they feel as
isured that nothing of an untoward
nature will occur. 1t was this idea
that laid the foundation to my present
opulence.
Il was popular in society and spent
money laVishly on my friends. The
result was that for several months