The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-11-05
DRIFT " 900 nw pxrrr. IT. AuMeTn 0wf..
DOW. in Po..um HoIlew.J


 Down in Pessum HoIlsw./ To de Alabama Possum setd de DIS
 roun' falier Moon:
 Good evenfn you am lookin' mighty But de stuck-up Mister Pcssum des Den de Moon he hid benin cloud an
 dss iafred fif to kili Yes. he iaffed at Mister Possum, fer
 he heerd dc ole Eoun bray An he knowed whar Mister Possum
 gw1ne toe be de ve'y next day. An sho' nun fore anudder night dt Mister Moon seed a strck-up coon. .
 picisin' of his teeth Eufauia's police force cnRages In regular target practice at intervals. ae. c. have some extra bsd citizens to require such accuracy of aim.
 The Washington Herald now calls It .Burnin'-ham," possibly in us mos' literal sense.
 The Dixie Home. of Birmingham. has asked for; picture of the prtftwooas- man together with sketch of our Ire to run in An sariy number. Me are are mug will not lose MT. Rountres too many subscriber
 while ssfe.siowers have been opsr- T..
 re sfiil busy In certain parts
 There is always room for one more nlss upon my iDs sisgs ysasn.ix sn sort of omnibusssr.- .-WashinEton Herald.
 Women ushers are to bs used In the New York theatres. Now they'll be able who have to apbrcach ladies'tn the au- dience with fear and trembling and beg them to remove their hatA marry ss' men m with Vi h the expsctafion of re- forming them
 The works of the old masters were well done and SO are some of the new ly-rich who think they arc purchasinE
 Alabama is inspiring some pretty ''dry" hurncr from the paragraphers of late. sA
 Frost having fallen over the perssrn- mon belt. the 'possun also may now De considered ripe---Atianta Journal. = By .persimmon belts we supbosc. of course. you mean the circumfarence De- meath which you but the psrsimmonsf
 Congressnaan Burton wants to be Mayor of Cleveland. but Tom John soli's Scent fare- e-mayoraity-track is not willing to give that kind of trans fer.
 A Mir. Loser Is a candidate for office in Penuaylvania, but If he has money hen prove there is nothing in . name.
 President Roosevelt hash't been heard to pronounce the end-seat hog q ma ture-falke.
 Twenty-Five thousand people rushed over before breakfast the other morn ing to see the first train enter the new Washington terminal station. The ex- citement being ( CT. the old village set- tied down to it's accustomed Quietude. and thres-fouFths of that number went lasts CD of hash and baker's bread in their hearts secretly envying the hap py. healthy folk down 1n Alabama who were at the same moment sitting down to fried ham. batter ,cakss. butter ing coffee slices of baked possurTa. fried sweet potatoes and sa saucer of fiat juicy, delectable and delicious prunes, and pretty Alabana girl with just a few freck1es on her nose. beaming across the immaculate tabie-cloth at her loving husband, while outside, be- meath the window. the mocking- bird sang songs of love as he swaxed In time to the nodding Q the rOsesi Inspired by Driftweod.
 With the value of all other kinds of securities deprecating. here comes The Montgomery Advertiser Ind warns the not always q good investment --Atlap. ta Constitutica.
 A Montgomery paper tells of man who grsw q lemon more than q foot % n could. if he would tell of one ha re- eeiyed even bigger than that---Rirm- ingham News
 Pfunes for the breakfast. for lunch pumpkin pies. make q man healthy and wealthy and wise.-Washington Her aid.
 The Norfolk Landmark Is the latest paper to be seized with Prunitis. Re- ferring, to the brilliant editorial. ''The Humble Prune," which little para graph of ours inspired the Washington Herald to write, The Landmark says: dissertation @ tor nSt is serious. V The The first two as we take them. are from fcaKl -four friends. the eloquent gas- triliQuista of The Montgotnery Adver- tiser and The Washington Herald, are full of talk about the prune--if plates of mice, dimpIed. fat prunes" were placed before them as a practical test of their zeal. we will wags that both experts would quail and nee. But as to that last paragraph 1t Is a pity that the lat and foose-tongued knight. Jack FaistafE. ia not aIiverto tell The Her ald why ''the stewed prune' was tern of derision in bygone centuries. tSee 1st part Of King Henry IV.. Act 2, Scene s9 8 ,I Anyhow. pumpkin is better than prunes. This last named dish, howev- CT. is the avowed choice of The Mont gomery Advertiser. Horrid taste.---Aus- tin Statesman
 An Alabama man has grown . lemon 1s i-2 inches tn diameter. Wall street thinks the President handed it one of about that size.---Atlanta Journal.
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 The Montgomery Advertiser saya .radiun is the c0stliest thing in the worId--except experience" And noth- in@ makes {. man feel cheap quicker than experience.--Washing Post.
 Royal Women as Nuns. Dundee Advertiser.
 Thirty nuns and a large number of acholars who have been expelled from I1-anca have tuat arrfvad in E,naland