The Brandon news. (Brandon, Miss.) 1892-1961, 1907-01-17
DO YOU KNOW,

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that no woman is as pretty as she some
times looks7
that the average man counts time by his
pay-days1
that If you want to be successful, don't
squeal, but root7
that the road to success Is paved with
good advertisements
that bright smile is woman's molasses
that catches flies.
that sloven wives put the night keys in
their husbands pocketsi
that warn" friends are more plentiful in
summer than in winter
that whether fife is worh living" de.
ponds greatly upon the liz III.
that night.keys, as rule, have the hard
est work to do In the morning7
that loaded pistol IS a bad thing to
fool with, or to have fool with?
that when man marries he halves his
rights and doubles his dutes1
that too many girls nowadays are like
cheap calico-they won't wash7
that love Is blind during eourtship7-And
should remain SO during marriagel
that no wonder people flock to this coun-
try!-the land of the free-lunch!
that the most women Judge the other
women by the clothes they have on7
that it is easier to keep good, than it is to
get bad, and then get good again.
that there are more civil engineers than
there are civil street car conductors
that only baldheaded men have right to
get haircut on Saturday night
that friendship generally ends, when two
girls are fishing for the same fellow?
that some marriages are failures, because
the bride failed to marry the best man?
that good advice is good for the wayward
boy, but it is nothing like good whipping7
that advertising is great deal like MAX
Ing love to widow?-It cannot be over.
done!
that 1t is human nature to like to meet
people, who have the same grievances we
have?
that the liberty of the press does not
warrant you to squeeze duckey out of her
corset1
that the best thing that can happen to
man is, to have wife, who is also his
chuml
that it will be easier to get ice next sum-
mer than it is to get coal just now?-we
hopel
that there is only one thing that will draw
better than a porous plaster7-It's free
lunch sign!
that when man begins to tell his troubles
to girl, it is safe to bet, that he is in love
with herr
that it is said, that the greatest advantage
of boomers over the skirts is, that they
keep mice out1
that science has discovered microbes in
shows, that the microbe
knows, what's good!
that the best way to do In life, is to i'm
itate the postage stamp Stick to one
thing, until you get there!
that mans friends often know of his
engagement before he and the girl most
are aware of it7
that when ladyis in great trouble she
cries, but when man is deeply distressed
he gets on a drunk? =
that there are only two sides to a story,
W It'll HILL 1u0llS. WHICH SllC WHICH
quarrel, there may be dozen!
that it may not be proper, to proceed the
father of your best girl down the stairs
but sometimes you have to?
that when one woman says, that another
is queer, it means that she is too chari-
table to express her "real' opinionl
that the young man deserves pity who
has learned how to spend fortune be-
fore he knows how to acquire one7
that an Arab, on entering a house, re-
moves his shoes, and not his hatl Good
thing, if his feet or socks are clean
that about the only man who dies for love,
is the young man, who starves to death,
after being refused by rich girl?
that the hardest work girl ever does, is
to wash dishes7 The hardest work known
to man, is nursing the baby!
that man can always tell exactly where
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