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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-06-25

"These national republicans de-
clares the Sioux City Tribune, "who
vote the democratic ticket ought not
to deride democrats who vote the re-
publican ticket. Each may be supposed
to vote where his heart is
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-06-25

Senator a. B. Funk, long time edi-
tor of the Spirit Lake Beacon, and
leader in Iowa political thought, IS at
home again confessedly glad to get
back. Iowa is quite as glad to well
come Mr.. Funk as he can be to- re-
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

District Attorney jerome. Of New
York. said one day Of a piece Of sus-
picious evidence:
1t is evidence that has been tam
pered with. colored. II is Ike the
lady's report OF her physicians pre-
scription.
a lady one day ia July visited her
physician. The man examined her
and said:
Madam. you are only a little run
down. You need frequent baths and
plenty Of fresh air, and / advise You TO
dress In the coolest. most comfortable
clothes-nothing stin or formal.
When she got home her husband
asked her what the physician had said.
The lady replied:
He said I must so TO the seashorei
DO plenty Of automobillng. and get
some new summer gowns"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
asrmen IN q Fsw werda.

We are very much impressed by
somethIug we saw and heard while
passlng along the street a few even
inrs since. a young Girl was stand
lnc IN front OF a store. and near her,
with a hang-dog expression on his
face. was a young stripliug Of a boy,
AS We passed the twa, the grl said 10
the boy: ANY ~ who speaks OF my
father as the old man Is not worthy
OF my respect" From the tone Of her
voice. We knew that the girl spoke
from the impulse Of q moment, but
there was "a whole sermon IN her az
terance We don't know the girl but Il
che lives she viii develop into a noble
womanhood, and the world win be
the better for her having lived IN H.
Aud the boy. n he has any redeeming
qualities ia him, viii pront By the les
SON given him In that a sentence
Burliagtou Chronicle
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
FEET OUT.
She Had Curious Habits

when a person has 20 keen the feet
out from under ~ during the cold.
esq nights in wintcr because Of the
heat aud prlckly sensation. e Is time
that coffee. which causes the trouble,
be left on.
There Is no end 20 the nervous con.
ditions that coffee viii produce u
shows in one way in a person and In
another way Ga another Ia this case
the lady lived In s. Oak she SAYS;
Il have had 20 he awake half the
night with my feet and limbs out of
the bed ON the coolest nights and felt
afraid 90 sleep for fear Of catching
cold. I had been troubled for years
With p~witchlng and Jerking OF the
lower limbs. and for most OF the time
Ihave been unable TO go 10 church or "a
lectures because Of that awful feeling
that I must keep on the move
when e was brought to my atten.
ton that coffee caused % many ner
vons diseases. concluded 90 drop
coffee and take Postum Food Coffee q
see n my trouble was caused BY couee
drinking.
Il only drank one cup of coffee fol
breakfast but that vas enough 10 do
the business for me When Quit q
my troubles disappeared In an almos'
miraculous way. Now have no more
OF the ierKtng aud tWitching and caE
sleep with any amount OF bedding owe
me and sloep an night In sound. pcace
hl rest,
apostuu Food Coffee is ahsolutcfl
worth its weight IN sold 60 me
There's q Reason Read the httll
hSaRn classic. The Road 30 Vel
! Wis. N sbsa
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

Girl Had Running Sores from Eczema
Boy Tortured BY Poison Oak
Both Cured BY cutieurs.

Last year. after having my little
girl treated by a very prominent ply
stefan for an obstinate case Of eczema,
resorted 10 the Cuticura Remedies,
and was so well pleased with the al
most instantaneous relief afforded that
we discarded the physicians prescrip-
ton and relied entirely ca the Cuti-
cura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and Gu
tlcura Pills. when we commenced
with the Cuticura Remedies her feet
and limbs were covered with running
sores. In about six weeks we had her
completely well, and there has been
no recurrence Of the trouble.
In July Of this year a little boy in
our family poisoned his hands and
arms with poison oak. and in twenty
four hours his hands and arms we're a
mass Of torturing sores. We used
only the Cuticura Remedies. and in
about three weeks his hands and arms
/ healed up. Mrs. Lizzie Vincent Thomas,
Fairmont. Walden's Ridge Tenn, Oct
| I3. 1905"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
lAMIE wAsrEp Nd LIE.
Youthful Philosopher Had Carefully
Thought Out Situation.

Il was Jamie's bath night He had
several each week and he hated them
all. On this particular night, once
started. he soaked and splashed In the
tub for a fun half hour. then his
mother hailed him forth. He came out
OF the room IN his paiamas with his
face all streaked and dirty as IL was
when he went In.
Mercy" cried his mother. i
thought you took a bath.
$50 / did" answered jamie scorn-
fully. "A bully one!"
"But your face is black" said his
mother.
oh" Jamie smiled understand
ingly. MY face Is all right have
to wash that in the morning, bath OF
no bath. You don't s'pose I'm coins
10 waste time bathing my face!
always begin just below my ears and
work down on my arms and legs; but
always leave my face and hands
those ends ] tend to In the morning.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
1911 80 20 AeEoEo.
Judge Must Also Have Been Follower
Of the Gentle Art.

John Quincy Adams. Of Massachu-
sets. third OF that name. who died
about ten years ago. vas very fond
Of fishing, and not especially fond Of
his legal profession.
One day. the story runs 3 case IN
which he was counsel was down for
trial ia a Massachusetts court Mr.
Adams did not make his appearances,
but sent a letter TO the judge. That
worthy gentleman read Sc. and then
postponed the case with the announce
ment:
"Mr. Adams is detained on i'm.
portant business"
Il was afterward learned by a col
league Of Adams that the letter read
as follows:
Dear Judge: For the sake Of old
Isnak Walton. please continue M
case till Friday. The smelts ar'
biting. and / can't leave"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
Physicians Recommend Castoria

CAST0RA has met with pronounced favor On the part Of hyEianz phama-
Ceutcal societies and medical authorities It Is used By physicians with
results most gratifying. The extended use Of CaHoha is mguSiOnahly tho
result Of three facts: Hrt-The hdtputatle evidence that 4 Is harmless;
s'oo0s-That it not only anays stomach pains and quts the nerves. but azini-
laes the food Thrs-t is an agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor Oil
It is absolutely safe. It does not contain any Opium, Morphine OF other narcotic
and does not stupefy. ii Is unlike Soothing SyTups Batsmans Drops GodhsYs
COrdia, ETC. This is a good deal for a Medical Journal to say. Our duty, how
ever is to expose danger and record the means Of advancing health. The day
for poisoning innocent children through greed or ignorance ought to end To
our knowledge Castoia is a remedy which produces cOnpOsue and health, By
regulating the system-nOt by SIMPLIFYING it-and our readers are entitled 70
the In rmadon-HaUS Journal Of Health
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

Bidder met Kidder. and Kidder vas
lust bubbling with good humor.
What are you feeling 30 uncom-
non Jolly ovcrg" said Bidder.
why, my best girl went and got
married yesterday, said Kidder. slap
5inE Bidder on the back.
Seems 10 me that's about the last
hing for a chap 20 feel jolly over,
said Bidder.
What" said Kiddev. 1t was me
she went and got married to-"
And SO the cigars ON Bidder
8rowning's Magazine.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

i hsar Ne Neeels hare tad q
dreadfsl aasrfel aad thai ne hTide
81 tarkiug ~ F1iaE h1ue % hsf mut
e. WHAT'S ne R1afterT
q beiIesa one ererina 49, mt re
frppeT from hT ercacE seacei
recipes and ubea hs bogE ~ ~
re~ighbrrhood h0as neiT sau - a oie
unser ne feace. NJ Nepnf naHs
tsem ouo o. 10y haaczltr 20 antsh ne
Fame
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

cauttic Chuc-Why ala you pat
that Joker a. TIE ven end q the nun
beers IN your entertainment proEram7
Member Of Committee-Wafnt thar
an neht7 7 thought a Wag ought
naturally 10 cone % the tail end
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

Jimmy. said the father, there's a
rip IN your bathing suiJ Go and sew
Il up"
but papa, growlcd the boy. moth
RI viii sew Il for me-,
Never mind. ! want you TO learn
70 sew yourself For. said the father.
somo day you viii get married. and
then You won't have ans mother-you
viii only have a wife.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
Misleading Similarity.

Musical Enthusiast-How faithfully
some Of those phonograph records re-.
produce sounds Just come over here
ana listen 20 these selections hou
Wagner
Res pardon, miaa. bui
them's ne records q sounds n .
Fog
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
a. pestlned for Harema.

The Circassians. who live In the
northwestern part Of the Caucasus.
and who think 1t is more honorable TO
live By plumber than by industry, make
Il a custom to bring their daughters
up to be sold as slaves TO the Turks
and Pers!ans. Circassian beauties,
therefore. shine not in their native
land but in the harems Of the orient
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

ton. My wife and many Of my friends
have used Doan's Kidney Pills with
good results and / can earnestly rec
ommend them"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, y. Y.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

with my back aud
Kidneys / doctored
and used many rene
dies without getting
relief. Beginning with
Doan's Kidney Pills.
/ found relief from
the FIRST box, and two
boxes restored me 70
good, q cond
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

The sperm phaH can remain below
ne furfane for about 20 minafes a. q
time Then g comes 70 the surface
and breathes % o. 90 tines taEing
about ten minutes % 90 80
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and az Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. kliue's
Great Nerve kesfnrrr sead for Free 500
ID. a3l Arch 81. Philadelphia. Pc
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

England has iti churches for every
Zoe. 600 people In Russia there are
only 90 churches for a similar mum
Der.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

You must love your work and not
be always looking owe the edge Of il
wanting your play to begfn.-George
Eliot
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
Don't Take Any Chances
so Where Living Is a Pleasure Labor is Light
and a Good Income Assured.
By Truck Farm on the Famous Simmons Ranch, from 10 10 $40 Acres al
Two Town Lots for S20.

DR. J. s Christian, the vcn known Physician Of Lndak, Texas IN
Lhdle. Texas F}y. l6 I@s
Mr. F. J. Burow. Troupe Texas
nar Sr-Nuua II even date WvaVcd. and I'm reply VIII ~y that have
just returned from a trip 20 san Antonio aud ug F SdnuH.s 5mh N0
! spent tour days riding over tc rmfUtFs aud j ut NA t&t hN NF
mons n his prospectus has not miavpuocutd or ovuNEwn anytime imt
ony found cycg thing as sod as pprupntcd, bt ru2 ue half hs nt
bam t@d
The RAILROAD question a no longer an uncertainty, and tbs hni
rich ns can De- found n the state I have investigated cNH phase ~ The
Simmons proposition and I am willing 20 say that ha pnFe.imn rs pr
fwuy fair honorable and legal and the pHHerN 90 nWw Woth pme Ha
ue price asd fr H. hn m NOT more taa two years cannot Dc bought ter
four times the price be oNus TO take
Muh regards. / beg 60 puum.
Yours very tuy,
Investigate this before IL Is too late land is selling fR ana ~a sNn
h Euuc,
Write today for literature fany describing tie ranch ana pictures showing views On sane
DR.. CHAs. r. SIMMONS,
2t5 Alamo Plaza. SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

Always say a kind word when you
can. II only that Il may come ia with
singular opportuneuess-Helps.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

lie most lives who things most,
feels the nOblest, acts the best
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

Fault-hnding women frequently step
on their owD corns.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

Mrs.. Winhiow's soothtnE syrup.
Fnr chltrru tcttbtnE. Euftcns the gums. reduces ~
teammates slsys patn, cares vtad ooio Geabou2e
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05
poEs your BAoK !
Profit BY the Experience Of One Who
Has Found Relief.

James r. Keeler, retired farmer.
OF Fenner ST.. Cazenovia, n. r. says:
about nftnen years ago ] suffered
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

ARE YOUR CLOTHES FADEDf
Use Rcd Cross BAN Blue and make them
white again, Large p oE. package, 5 cents.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-09-05

FoN8IEI WHH . LlNH0HIAN
Al a recent golden wedding Us knE
land the AGED bridegroom wore the
suit in which be had been married
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
Wheat Prices and Pork.

Numerous experiments conducted
at agricultural colleges in the west
have demonstrated beyond question
that whenever the price of wheat de-
clines below 60 cents a bushel there
is more profit in feeding it to hogs
when the market for pork is normal
than in selling IL as wheat. BY some
authorities the figure is placed much
higher, some experiments I'm this
state q few years ago proving that
with hogs selling around cents a
pound wheat was worth for fattening
purposes nearly 90 cents a bushel. a
figure much above the average for
the last dozen years. That the ad.
vantage of feeding cereals to live
stock and then marketing the stock
is becoming more fully realized by
the farmers of the entire country is
shown by the official figures ON the
exports Of meat and dairy products
for last year-Portland Oregonian.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
Heiaht of the Pvnmies.

S. p. Vepner calls attention in the
Popular Science Monthly to certain
popular errors concerning the race
of understood men and women known
as pygmies Usually travellers have
measured the most diminutive speci-
mems, and thus an exaggerated idea
of their smallness has been produced.
The average stature of the pygmies
that have been measured is about four
feet eight inches, but the best author
tiles in anthropology say that the
real average limit of stature is five
feet. Some specimens are taller than
that. The pygmies have been found
in eight or 10 different places in Cen
trail Africa, but wherever found they
possess certain striking resem-
blanccs. The plant furnishing the
covering for their huts is the same
in the widely-separate regions Wis
tied by Stanley and Wissmann, and
the shape of the huts, rough hemis-
phere. is the same. All the pygmies
are alike characterized By neglect of
agriculture, by the use of poisoned
arrows, and by the absence of any
centralized tribal organizations
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
CHILDREN TORTURED.
Girl Had Running Sores From Ecze,
ma--Boy Tortured by Poison Oak
Both Cured by Cuticura.

Last year, after having my little girl
treated by very prominent physician for
On obstinate case of eczema. | resorted to
the Cuticura Remedies, and was so well
pleased with the almost instantaneous re-
lief afforded that we discarded the ply
sician's prescription and relied entirely on
the Cuticura Soap Cuticura Ointment and
Cuticura Pills. When we commenced with
the Cuticura Remedies her feet and limbs
were covered with INNING sores. In about
six weeks we had her completely well and
there has been no recurrence of the
trouble.
In July of this year little boy in our
family poisoned his hands and arms with
poison oak, and in twenty-four hours his
hands and arms We're mass of torturing
sores. We used only the Cuticura Rem
eiics, washing his hands and arms with
the Cuticura Soap, and amounting them
with the Cuticura Ointment, and then
gave him the Cut:cura Resolvent in
about three weeks his hands and arms
healed up So we have lots of cause for
feeling grateful for the Cuticura Remedies.
We find that tie Cuticma Remedies are
q valuable household standby, living rs we
10 twelve miles from doctor Mrs. Lizzie
Vincent Thomas, Paramount, Walden
Ridge, Tenn, Oct Is, 1905"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
To Measure Natural Gas.

When natural gas was first brought
into use in America there seemed tC
be general idea that the supply was
ineNhaustible. 1t was sold at low
rates and usually without measure
ment. This method encouraged
waste in the consumption of gas, anC
was shortly abandoned by the larger
companies. To-day nearly all con
sumption is sold by measurement. II
is believed that the time has now
come when ii is possible to procure
statistics of the quantity of gas con
sumed, and next year this will give
such figures in the future that a more
direct knowledge will be obtained o
the capacity of gas areas TO maintain
a commercial supply or gas for a Ger
tain number of years.-Iron Ago.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
NEwsY GLEANINGs.

New South Wales has decided to
assist British Immigration.
Dominicans are intensely opposed
to the new treaty with the United
States.
Secretary of War Taft will 20 to
Cuba TO study conditions there at
first hand.
Census figures OF automobile man.
utacturing show remarkable growth
in the industry.
Major-General Kelm asked for a
court of honor TO investigate his con-
nccuon with the German election
scandal.
Reformers plan State League to
watch and expose bad men and bad
measures in the Legislature I'm AL
bany, n. Y.
Or. II. w. Wiley, OF tho Agricultu-
raj Department, declared one should
cat each day one per cent. OF ones
own weight.
Charles Buck, the "man without n
country" deported from Canada. was
refused admission TO the insane asy-
lum at Trenton, y. J.
The British Admiralty has ordered
all warships at sea TO make meteor
illogical reports, morning and even
ing, 10 wireless stations.
w. II. Truesdalc. president OF the
D., l.. and W., said the present cam
paign against railroads has its origin
i'm high executive authority.
The Chicago Motor Club has Of
fered $50 reward for the arrest and
conviction of chauffeurs who run
away after causing accidents.
Distressing details of the famine in
China are contained in reports of
American Consuls. 1t is estimated
that 100000 people are actually
starving.
The British Government has raised
the salary of its Ambassador to the
United States TO the exact amount
paid annually to the President of the
United States.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
Linht Drawn From sunar.

A phenomenon, the cause of which
has not yet been satisfactorily ex-
planned, was recently observed by a
government scientist during the
course of certain experiments. Disks
of loaf sugar were mounted on a
lathe and rapidly rotated while a
hammer played lightly against them.
An almost continuous radiation OF
light was thus produced from the
sugar. 1t was shown that the light
did not arise from heating of the
sugar, and it is believed TO have been
caused by some change taking place
in the sugar crystals. The act of
crystalization is known to be some
times accompanied by flashes of light.
The practical bearing on these expert
ments is on the question of the posi-
bility of obtaining artificial light by
methods as yet untried.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
Cats and Higher Education.

In regard to specific endowment
no institution of learning surpasses
Colorado college, to which the mayor
of Colorado Springs has just given
100 cats. They are TO be used for
raising cats for dissecting purposes
and research work in the biological
department. Thus the college will
be able to produce its own raw ma
terial Of knowledge right on the
promises. Even in these days when
colleges everywhere are trying to
outbid each other in attractions. cats
are a notable if not an absolutely
unique allurement to higher educa
tiOn-NeW York Trihnne.
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
COFFEE THRESHED HER
10 Long Years.

"For over fifteen years" writes
patient, hopeful little Ills. woman,
while coffee drinker, I suffered
from Spinal Irritation and Nervous
trouble. I was treated by good ply
sicians, but did not get much relief
II never suspected that coffee
might be aggravatine my condition.
7 was down-heorted and discouraged.
but prayed daily that 7 might find
something TO help me.
Several years ago. while at a
friends house. 7 drank a cup OF Pos
tum and thought / had never tasted
anything more delicious
From that time on I used Postum
Instead of Coffee and soon began TO
Improve fin health, SO that now 7 can
walk half a dozen blocks or more with
case, and do many other things that
/ never thought \ would u. able 60 do
again fin this world
My appetite SIS good. 7 sleep we'll
and find life l5 worth living, indeed.
A lady of my acquaintance said che
ala not like Postum. DC was so weak
and tasteless.
'J explained to her the difference
when &c is made right boiled accord
ing TO directions She was glad TO
know this because coffee did not
agree with her. Now her folks cay
they expect TO use Postum the rest OF
their lives" Name given by Postum
Co. Battle Creek. Mich Read the
little book "The nopd 20 MELVILLE"
in pkgs. "Therca a reason"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
Church Built from One Tree.

"a large Baptist church that stands
in the city of Santa Rosa, Cal, en-
joys the distinction of having been
constructed entirely from single
tree" says the Technical World
Magazine" "Of course, that includes
the woodwork of the structure. The
tree from which the timbers, lumber.
and shingles were cut was a giant
California redwood. A considerable
quantity of the lumber was left over
after the church building was COM
pleted. This building has a spire 20
feet high; an audience room capable
of seating 300; a parlor capable OF
seating so; a pastors study 14x20
feet, a vestibule and toilet room. The
building is 35x8O feet. There are not
many buildings in the country all the
timber of which came from a single
tree"
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-05-07
Worlds costIiest Dress.

1t may seem a trihe incongruous
that in a land where the masses are
at the starvation point all the time
and often on the fatal side of that
point the wearers Of the richest raj
ment should be found, but such seems
TO be the case. One of the Princesses
of the Burmese court, a young woman
not yet 20, is said to be the posses
sor of the costliest dress in the world.
IL is n court costume and worn only
on rare occasions, says Leslie's Week.
~. II is studded with jewels reputed
to be worth in the aggregate not less
than 81 400, 600.