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The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1907-03-15
Notice to Our Customers.

We are pleased TO announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs.
and lung troubles is not affected by
the National Pure Food and Drug
law as it contains no opiates or other
harmful drugs. and we recommend 1t
as a safe remedy for children and
adults. j. L. SHELL & Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1907-03-15
PRICE OF JAMES HOME RENE.
DIES

Whiskey, Wine and Beer Habit 81. 80
Tobacco or Snuff Habits. ...... 800
Cigarette and Cigar Habits 49,. 800
James Specially Prepared Home
Treatment for Whiskey, Wine, Beer,
etc, and Tobacco and Cigarette
Habits, is prepared under an entire
~ different formula from the treat
ment for Drug Additions
Hypodermic and internal rene
dies for Drug Habits Of all kinds
specially prepared to meet require
ments in each individual case. Free
samples furnished drug users. send
for literature and testimonials Ad-
dress. in confidence, Charles j..
James, or James Sanatorium,
Memphis, Tenn. Charles c. James,
or James Sanatorium, 22l Missouri
Trust Building, st. Louis, Mo
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LEFTWICH & TUBB, Attorneys.

The winds of March have no terror
- the user of DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve. 1t quickly heals
Achapped and cracked skin. Good too.
for boils and burns. and undoubtedly
the best relief for piles. Sold here by
PHGNX DRUG Co.
The Aberdeen weekly. [volume] (Aberdeen, Miss.) 1878-1933, 1907-03-15
BROUGHT TO THE
JAMES SANAT0RIUM
With Little Hope For His Re-
COVery.
FAMILY PHYSICIAN
BROUGHT HIM

Today the Patient Is a Well Man,
Living a Perfectly Sober life
In His Letter, Which Follows,
He Expresses His Gratitude for
His Restoration
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ROR,T Z CIARk

Turner, Ark, Nov. ., 1906
YOU CAN BE CURED AT HOME.
When it is impossible for the pa
tent to visit the James Sanatorium,
a cure can be perfected within the
privacy of the patients home. The
James Treatment Is a positive, re
liable cure, and viii cure any case
of Drug AddictioEs, Alcoholism,
Cigarette and Tobacco Habits. A
sixty-page illustrated booklet has
been published, explaining the treat
ment, manner in which it Is given,
how to treat patients and much
other valuable information The
book viii be sent free on application.
postpaid, under perfectly plain
cover.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
ALMOST A SOLID SORE.

Skin disease from Btsth-VVrtune
Spent on Her without Beneht-
Doctor Cured Her with Cutfcara.
II have a cousin in Rockingham
County, who once had a skin diseas
from her birth until she was six years
Of age. Her father had spent q Tor
tune on her to get her cured and none
of the treatments did her any good.
Old DIR. c. suggested that he try
the Cuticura Remedies, which he ala.
When he commenced to use it the child
was almost a solid scab. He had used
II about two months and the child
was we'll. / was there when they COM
menced to use your C%uticura Rene
dies. l stayed that week and then re-
turned home and stayed two weeks
and then went back and stayed with
them two weeks longer, and whe l
went home / could hardly believe she
was the same child. Her skin was as
soft as a baby's without a scar on 1t. l
have not seen her in seventeen years,
but | have heard from her and the last
time l heard from her she was Well
Mrs. w. p. Ingle, Burlington, N. u,
June 16, 1905"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

The blow which knocked out Corbett
was . revelation to the prize fighters.
From the earliest days Of the ring the
Knockout blow was aimed for the Jaw,
the temple or the jugular vein. Stomach
punches were thrown In to worry and
weary the fighter, but II q scientific man
had told one Of the old fighters that the
most vulnerable spot was the region Of
the stomach, he'd have laughed at him
for an ignoramus. DR.. Pierce Is bringing
home to the public o parallel fact; that
th( AomaA is the most vulnerable organ
out Of $he prize ring a. well Al In It. We
protect ur. heals, throats, feet and lungs,
but thekAJmEN6we are utterly indiYer-
ent TO, until diseAsAinds the solar plexus
and knocks us out Make your stomach
SIeI ss G0[dsa 1sdIs al bIscoSeTy, at
s6is spot.- .GoIden Msdicsf Discover
cures weak stomach" Indigestion, or
dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and Inn
pure blood and other diseases OF the or
gans of digestion and nutrition.
The ~Golden Medical Discovery /" has .
specific curative effect upon all mucous
surfaces and hence cures catarrh, no
mdICor WueT6 lOCdV6u VI Wudt Sba80 ~
may have reached. In Nasal Catarrh IL
is we'll to cleanse the passages with DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy fluid while using
the discovery " as a constitutional REM
edy. Why the rGolden Medical Discov-
cry cures catarrhal diseases, as of the
stomach, bowels, bladder and other pelvic
organs will be plain to you II you Will
read a booklet of extracts from the writ
ings OF eminent medical authorities, en-
dorsing its ingredients and explaining
their curative properties. 1t is mailed
free on request. Address DR.. R.V. Pierce,
Buffalo. N. Y. This booklet gives all the
ingredients entering into DIR. Pierce's
medicines from which 1t will be seen that
they contain not a drop of alcohol, pure,
triple-refined glycerine being used instead.
DR.. Pierce's great thousand-page illus
trated Common Sense Medical Adviser
will be sent free. paper-bound, for q one
cent stamps, or cloth bound for 81 stamps.
Address DIR. Pierce as above.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

Where Information Came High.

FROM harper eekIy.
Andrew Jackson s., appointed sur
veyor general of Montana Territory by
President Grant, arrived in Helena, the
capital, carly in the n His mil
itary record and his genial manner
made him a great favorite with every
body. Towards the end OF his term,
feeling in duty bound 10 make a spe-
cial effort to show his appreciation OF
the hospitality he had enjoyed, he de-
cided to give a banquet to his Helena
friends. He completed his program for
the function, but the providing Of the
right sort of liquid refreshment worried
him somewhat. Finally deciding upon
champagne frappe as h proper thing.
but in doubt how to prepare II, he re-
membered an old war comrade, Colonel
c., who had always shown himself
an expert in supplying good cheer at
headquarters on festive occasions.
Knowing the latter's address, he wired
him as follows:
Helena, Mont, 1877.
Colonel c., Street, New York.
Wire me your receipt for making
champagne frappe? Answer paid.
(Sig.) "A. j. S.
In due time came the reply:
New York, 49,.
General A. j. S., Helena, Montana.
Freeze it, you id foo.
(Sig) c..
Telegraph tolls were rather high II.
Montana in those days. and the infor-
nation cost him just $3.50.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
Race Suicide Rebuked.

An old southern nanny" recently
came north to visit the grandchildren
Of her one time foster son.. On a GER
tain evening she was entertained by
the young people with riddles.
And now, nanny" said one Of the
little ones, "it's you turn" Nanny
was not to be outdone. Chile" she
said to her interlocutor, Use got er
riddle. I'm err twin an Use got eight.
sisters, no brudders, an We was only
havin' three birthdays. How come
dat?"
The children could not guess this in
tricate riddle. Nanny guffawed.
Hits like dis" said she, II war a.
win to my n sister. OATS one birth
day. My mother had twins fust. Then
she had tripods. After dat she had
quadrupeds. See hit?"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
iSPe-ru-na?
x3 it 4 Cafarrh Remedy, or Tonic,
@ or is it Both?

Some people call Peruna a great tonic. Others refer to Peruna IS a
sEcat catarTh remedy.
## Which of these people III right? Is it more proper to call Peruna q
totarrh remedy than to call 1t a tonc7
Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed,
tire can be no efectual catarrh remedy that is not also a tonic.
In order to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not
ely have a specific action on the mucous membranes affected by the ca
9to1rh, but it must have a general tonic action on the nervous system.
Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is weakened condi-
1ion of some mucous membrane. There must be something to strengthen
tie circulation, to give tone to the arteries, and raise the vital forces.
Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the world has attracted so much at
tention, from medical writer's as HYDRASTIS CANADENSLS. The
wonderful efficacy of this herb has been recognized many years, and is
growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined with
EUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents is formed in Peruna
fwhich constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh that in the present state
Of medical progress cannot be improved upon. This action reinforced by
such renowned tonics as COLLNSONIA CANADENSIS, CORYDALIS
FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal
remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body.
From a theoretical standpoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism.
The use of Peruna, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from
every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence that this Judgment is
not over enthusiastic. When practical experience confirms a welgrounded
theory the result is a truth that cannot be shaken.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
safe, Sure and Speedy.

No external remedy ever yet devised
has so fully and unquestionably met these
three prime conditions as successfully as
Allcock's Plasters. They are safe because
they contain no deleterious drugs and are
manufactured upon scientific principles. of
medicine. They are sure because nothing
goes into them except ingredients which
are exactly adapted 10 the purposes for
(which a plaster is required. They are
speedy in their action because their medi-
cinal qualities go right to their work of
relieving pain and restoring the natural
and healthy performance of the functions
of muscles, nerves and skin.
Allcock's Plasters are the original and
genuine porous plasters and like most
meritorious articles have been extensively
initiated, therefore always make sure and
get the genuine Allcock's.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

dropsy set in. My feet and ankles
swelled up, my hands pulled and be-
came 81 tense l could hardly close
them. 1 had great difficulty in breath
ing, and my heart would flutter with
the least exertion. | could not walk
far without stopping again and again
to rest. Since using four boxes of
Doan's Kidney Pills the bloating has
gone down and the feelings Of dis
tress have disappeared"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
How Did He Know?
From Exchange.

From EXchange.
After dinner, when the ladies had gone
upstairs, the men, over their coffee and
cigars, talked as men will, of love.
All of a sudden the host cried in a loud
voice:
Il will tell you. gentlemen, this is the
truth: / have kissed the dainty Japanese
girl. / have kissed the South Sea island
maiden. | have kissed the slim Indian
beauty. And the girls of England, OF Ger
many, even of America, / have kissed, but
Z is most true that to kiss my wife is best
of ALL"
Then a young man cried across the table:
by Heaven, sir, you are right there!'
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
Self-Seckers.

Bernard x. Green, the well known con-
sulting engineer of Washington, sad the
other day, in a discussion of the new
Pennsylvania capitol, which he helped 10
build
THE trouble with every question Is that
,elf-seeking enters into 1t. Were there no
self-seekers, the world would be q very
Utopia. But as 1t is
He smiled.
"why, yesterday he sad, 'in a
about filtration In a cafe, l heard q we'll
dressed man say earnestly.
~ maintain that all water used for
drinking and culinary purposes should he
poiled at least one hour
You are a physician, / presume?' said
I thin man, respectfully.
".No, sir was the reply. Il am a coal
DEALER"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
The Beginnings of Some Modern Fairy
Tzlac
From Jugend.

"Once upon a time there was a H-year
old poet who was not Schiller's super
ior-'
.'Once upon a time there was an operate.
tenor who could sing"
''Once Upon a time there was a public
school teacher who left a million"
Once upon a time there was a physi-
clan whose handwriting was legible-"
''Once upon a time there was a tramp
who admired cyclists and automobiles"
.'Once upon a time there was O d~rygoods
clerk who forbade the waiter to address
him as Doctor"
"Once upon a time the Woche ian illus
trated Berlin paper appeared without con-
tanning O picture of the kaiser"
There was once a classical play rep
resented for which the box office was solo
out
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
A Small Matter.

''Oui. madame is i'll. but re doctor har
pronounce II something very triaing, very
small. said tile French maid to an inauir-
ing friend.
"Oh, 1 I'M 20 relieved. for I YEAS really
anxious about ..cr." replied the friend.
What docs til. doctor say the trouble is?'
Let me recall: f. .saa something very
~.sctir,' any gcrc,I the i':rnch maid. 'sOli,
l ka.e * non! ne aoc.os says IL aaaGauis
Lag 20 s,wniIrcs.'
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
Just to Please the Girl.
the New York Tribune.

From the New York Tribune.
A young woman called at a house where
a maid was wanted. She asked the mis-
tress of the house If they had any chill
dren, to which she replied that they had
Ave.
Then l can't work for you" said the
girl.
"Oh, do stay said the woman. I'VE will
kill the children"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
Foolish Women.
TSosiSU oNfcU.
From the New York Week..

From the New York Weekly.
MIR. Clubman tentering the ining
room}-And so you couldn't be down
town three hours without stopping to
get q lunch? Cost 80 or 40 cents, I'll
be bound. 1t does beat all how won-
en- row away money. by the way,
YOU don't call this supper, do YOU?
Mrs. CT suppose it is the best the
new girl could Get up on such short
notice.
Mr.. C.-Huh. Catch me sitting down
club.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

OAt ANP'ot " B
says: For over
three years l
suffered with a
dropsical conGi-
ton without be-
ing aware that
it was due to
kidney trouble.
The early stages
e principally
backache a n d
b earlng down
pain, but l went
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
Xix.
A WINDFALL FROM GENTLEMAN
InEo

JOE"
l went to my rooms, purposing 10 go
straight to bed, and get a good sleep.
| did make a start toward undressing;
then / realized that I should only lie
awake with my brain wearing me out,
spinning crazy thoughts n cnemes
hour after hour-for my imagination
rarely let's 1t do any effective thinking
after the lights are out and the liml-
tations Of material things are wiped
away by the darkness. l put on a
dressing gown and seated mySeiI 10
smoke and to read.
When / was very young, new TO New
York, in with the tenderloin crowd and
up to all sorts of pranks. / once tried
opium smoking. / don't think l ever
heard of anything In those days with
out giving it a try. Usually. l believe,
opium makes the smoker i'll the first
time or two; but 1t had no such effect
on me, nor did 1t fill my mind with fan
tastic visions. On the contrary, 1t ade
everything around me intensely real
thai is, it enormously stimulated my
dominant characteristic OF OBJ
servation. I noticed the slightest de-
tails-such things as h slight differ
ence in the length of the arms OF the
Chinaman who kept the Joint the
number Of buttons down the front OF
the waist Of the girl in the bunk OPP
posite mine, across the dingy, little,
sweet-scented room. Nothing escaped
me, and also I IA conscious OF each
passing second, or, rather, fraction or
q second.
AS a rule, time and events, even when
one is quietest. go with such a rush
thai one notes almost nothing OF what
is passing. The opium seemed to COM
pei the kaleidoscope Of life to turn more
slowly; in fact. 1t sharpened my senses
so that they unconsciously took i'm
pressions many times more quickly and
easily and accurately. AS sat there
that night after leaving Anita. forcing
my mind to follow the printed lines. |
found / was in exactly the state in
which / had been during my n exper-
iment with opium. 1t seemed to me
thai as many days as there had been
hours must nave elapsed since / got
the news of the raised Textile divi-
dend. Days-yes, weeks, even months,
Of thought n action seemed TO have
been compressed into those six hours
for, as / sat there, 1t was not yet IL
o'clock.
And then ! realized that this notion
was not of the moment, IN that ] had
been as If under the influence Of some
powerful nerve stimulant since my
brain began TO recover from the shock
of that tkunderbolt. Only, where nerve
stimulants often make the mind pas
sive and disinclired to take part in the
drama so wildly enacting before II,
this opening of my reservoirs Of re-
serve nervous energy had multiplied
my power to act as well as my power to
observe. II wonder how long 1t will
last thought /. And 1t made me
uneasy, this unnatural alertness, unac
companied by any feverishness or sense
Of strain. rs this the way madness
begins"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
A Warm One.

From PUCK.
Eskimo Suitor-Yes, my love: I have
ten sleds. fifty dogs, a hundreds tons of
blubber, and
Pa Eskimo-Aurora, tell hat young man
TO stop letting off 50 much hot air. I'm
afraid he'll melt the house.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
The Club system,

From the Cleveland PLAN Dealer.
How do you keep your husband
from going to the club?' inquired the
bride, who was just emerging from
the honeymoon.
Easy" replied the seasoned ma
tron; Il keep q club for him at home"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

From the New York Weekly.
Mrs. J~inks-"Yes, I've sent Sims, the
coiored man, for the doctor"
Mrs. Binks-"Sent Sims? Mercy me. He
won't get there for two hours. He used to
= q hotel waiter"
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

PILES CURED IN s TO IA DAYS.
PAZ0 OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case OF Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Protrud'
ing Piles In 8 to IA days or money refunded
soc.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
SJow TInoe Assured.

r1rs. Winslow's SOOTHING s1Rup Tor Children
teething; softens the gums, reduces 81.
aye pain. cures wind collie. 70 cent . bottle
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

OF herself to a man, It's for the mans
good"
/ took her hand-almost timidly.
Anita" I said, d you still-dislike
me?"
Il do not-and shall not--love you.s
she answered. But you are"
More e~ndurable?" / suggested, a.
LESS unendurable." she said with
raillery. Then she added. Less nen
durable than profting by ~a--creeping
up I'm the dark"
I thought / understood her better
than she understood herself. And sud-
denly my passion melted In a tender
ness I would have said was as foreign
to me as rain to a desert. / noticed
that she had a haggard look. You are
very tired. child" said I. Good night.
I am a different mar o What l was
when I came In here"
And l a different woman" said She,
a beauty shining from her that was AZ
far beyond her physical beauty as-as
love is beyond passion.
"A nobler, better woman" / ex-
claimed, kissing her hand.
She snatched 1t away. -
'If you only KNEW" she cried. 1T
seems to me, as i realize what sort OF
woman I am, that I am almost worthy
Of you!' And she blazed a look at me
hat left me rooted there,
But / went down the avenue with q
light heart. "Just like q woman" I
was saying to myself cheerfully, mot
to know her own mind"
A few blocks. and / stopped and
laughed outright-at Langdon,s treach-
cry. at my own credulity. VIVA an
ass I'VE been making Of myself" said
I to myself. And I could see myself
as I really had been during those
months of social struggling-an ass.
braying and gamboling In a lions skin
Ito impress the ladies! /,
But not wholly to no purpose, l
reflected. again all in a glow Through
OF Anita.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
The Country Has
No Superior

Coa,, wood and water in abundance; churches
and schools convenient; markets easy Of access;
taxes low; climate the best in the northern tenn
perate zone. Law and order prevails everywhere.
For advice and information address the
Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada,
or the authorized Canadian Government Agent,
W. d. Scott, Superintendent Of Immigration,
Ottawa, Canada, or +, I. Holmes, 3I5 Jackson
ST.. 81. Paul, MINI; J. NJ. MacLachlan, Box no
Watertown. Soutt, Dakota, and w. v. Bennett,
Sor New York Life Building. Omaha, Neb.,
Authorized Government Agents
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
New Wheat
La
IN The
Canadian West

ENNA additional miles of railway this year
OOVO have opened up a argelyincreased ter
Canada, and the Government of the Dominion
continues to give 100 Acres Free 10 Every Settler.
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
RLOATE WITH DROPSY.
The Heart Was Badly Affected When
the Patient Began Using
Doan's Kidney Pills.

Mrs. Elizabeth
West Fourth ST.,
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11
\ Err.
Operated

fs and the
fry possible
I Is perhaps
machinery
In case Of
ridge, and
anged that
controlled
by means
pa buttons.
house are
Indicators,
behind the
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+ barome-
Fats, wind
9 familiar
are rows
levers on
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Her. The
stance, Is
connected
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here are
the ship
this box
d.. If a
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you'd of
instant
(ouse by
ed light
4 n Of
The man
nee the
Arnold
Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

e..
Fur the
Ter Gre
France
widest
|ould at
II peas
tuber.
|ires on
|otatoes
| to get
artifce
} much
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watch
notices
btatoes
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of the
notice,
isans,
peril.
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were
SAINTS.
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Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-01-11

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