The daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 190?-1908, 1907-06-18
HOBOS At A BANQUET
KNIGHTS OF THE ROAD "FEED'
AT SWELL CHICAGO HOTEL.
over One Hundred Attend Represent.
ative Gathering-Washington Flat
Fails to Appear as Toastmas-
ter, owing TO Police.

FdiIS 10 Appear as OaStOas-
ter, owing to Police.
Chicago. The hobos' banquet, given
BY the Brotherhood Welfare associa.
tion at the Windsor.Clifford hotel the
other night, was huge success de.
spite several little drawbacks. such as
the nouattendance of Washington Flat.
the toastmastcr, who was driven out
of town early in the afternoon by the
police. and the departure Of Philadcl-
phia Jack and The Dancing Kid for
san Francisco before the beer was
served. They explained that they had
to catch the ll:15 o." freight.
DR.. Ben l.. Reitman and his aids
I'm the new organization had searched
the highways and byways of the city
for representative gathering Of
hobos and buns and beggars and they
found them. There were more than
hundred present-some from the
Bridcwen. others from the municipal
lodging house, Hogan's Flop, the New
York house, and the barrel houses OF
West Madison street
Several incidents marred the occa.
| sion, but no one minded. Fred the
Bum. who was down for a speech on
"Why | Hang Around Barrel Houses, "
picked up two many drinks before he
came to the banquet and was found
under the table when his name was
called. "Shoestring Chase pan.
handler. scandalized his fellows when
he was found improving the golden oc-
casion by passing his hat among the
hotel guests during a lull in the ban
| luet.
A No. One, known as the Absent
Member C'and never blamed the
booze, boys"). whose name is written
On every water tank between New
York and Boston, and Yoken-Whitey,
another professional hobo, threatened
to depart at one stage of the speech
making. because the speakers were
mot representative"
why. they don't know the diff be-
tween a hobo and a bum" said A. No.
One. Il wouldn't associate with a
snide that carries the banner. Why
don't they let a smart man talk?'
After q dinner as good as a group
Of bankers or merchants could want,
the long program began. Bum Mitt
Casey interspersed the course with
big chews of tobacco, and Fred the
Bum insisted on singing where Is
My Wandering Boy Tonight"
The regular program began with a
poem by Chicago Tommy, entitled
"The Face on the Barroom Floor" 1t
was a long poem, recited with deep
gravity. and was the story of hobo,
Ostler Joe, who told a crowd of saloon
loafers how he had fallen, illustrating
his story by drawing the face OF his
lost angel wife in chalk on the floor,
and then falling dead. 1t had mighty
effect.
Fred the Bum was called on, but
could not respond, so his chum, the
Rocky Mountain Lemon, got up to re-
spond. He started off nobly, saying:
"They do not love who do not show
their love-" but A. No. One yelled:
sit down. You're no hobo. You
work You amt respectable So the
Lemon sat down.
John Smith, a hard faced young
man with a collar on, told why the
criminal has a hard face. He said
he had spent IA years in peniten-
tiaries. beginning his first term at
the age of a. He said it was worry
that made the lines.
Old Man Steers, 76 years OF age,
told pitiful story of seeking work In
Chicago, and how he was turned down
everywhere. MY father told mo
never 10 be afraid of work" he said
"and ! attribute my failure to the
fact that | followed Horace Greeley s
advice and came west"
Willie, the ex-society man, told how
TO reform society. lie wore a gen
teel brown beard, a collar, and held
| his cigar according to the best Gus
tom. The Louisville Kid recited a
poem called The Scale"
German Fritz and Ohio Skip, down
on the program. left word they had
gone to New York on the bumpers
! Before the Dancing Kid left for Frisco
he sang a song about There's always
a Mother Waiting at Home for You