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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15


Mrs. ]. A. Mcqueen and Miss Mamie
foo,e left yesterday to visi, in Houston.
Gus MoseIey was here from Houston
yesterday visiting Lee Moseley and family.
! have a wagon and good double team
for all kinds Of hauling. Phone 325. Joe
Kosh 99-tf
Splendid values in linen scaris and
squares this week. Mrs. Mary Law
renee. II
Mrs. =. II. Dawson and daughter. Miss
JAMIE Cooper. were visitors from wellborn
yesterday.
Z. X. Rowe LEI, yesterday for Dallas,
and will witness the athletic meet a, Ar
lington today.
Ms. ]. n. Suber and Miss Couie SUI
Der were visitors from the College con-
muni,y Yesterday.
DR.. J. 2. Sparks and w. +. Balm were
here yesterday from Burleson county, on
the outlook for cattle.
Representative Mcdonald of Grimes
county was a visitor here yesterday on his
way home from Austin.
w. +. James left yesterday for San An
tonic TO attend the state meeting Of under
takers and funeral directors.
For S2.SO.you can buy a hne pair Of
$3.50 and $500 oxfords at Hunter s. Chat
hams Thursday, MAY 10. l3S
J. c. Bennett. after serious illness Of
several weeks duration, is able to SIT up.
which is most gratifying TO his friends.
C. n. woodson returned to Came on
yesterday. Mrs. woodson remaining for
longer yisi, TO ner parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
X. G.. Tabor.
A. n. DeMarei and Misses Aline De
Marei and Christine Bowen left Tor NaVa-
sofa yesterday after a visit 10 Mr. and
Mrs. ID. {. DeMare,.
Los,-a wishbone Breach, with pearl
Aeurdelis In centre, between Cour, House
and l.. y. Kerns residence. Reward for
return to Eagle Office. lsS
One hundred pair late style oxford, all
siles; worth $3.50 and $500, will be sold
by Hunter s. Chatham Thursday. May
i6,h. a, $3.50 per pair. i3S
The Buchanan Moore Co. has just re-
eeived the. first full carload Of the eelebra,-
ed Columbus Co. Burgies ever brodgh, to
this section Of the state. ls3
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15


For hne fresh bred and cakes Of all kinds
call At the Texas Bakery. Careful atten-
sention to special orders. Phone 80. Mrs.
Otto Boehme. DIT
Five cars OF cattle were shipped from
this place to Fl. Worth Yesterday, one by
S. II. Franklin, one by w. p. Trani. and
three by X. II. Scale Of Benehley.
Prof. w. c. Lawson Of Pulaski, Tenn,
elected superintendent Of the city schools,
was advised by wire Of the action of the
board and ielegraphed his acceptance Of
the position yesterday morning.
Prof. X. o. Allen and Prof. w. ].
Moyes accompanied the Allen Academy
track team to the Arlington NEE, yesier-
day. The NEE, takes place at Arlington,
midway between Fl. Worth and Dallas,
today.
Prudence and good business judgment
sugges, that you should AT all times keep
your life and property well insured. Con-
suit Jno. b. Hines for anything In the in
suranoe line. Office in Smith Building
Phone l6i. 42tf
Deputy County Clerk G.. X. Wicker
requests all those who have been appoint
ed no,aries public in and for Brazos
county to call NJ the clerk. Office
a, the court house and qualify on the first
cay Of June.
A woman Is entitled TO the best Of every
shing, especially in a sewing machine that
she Is expected to operate herself. We
tell the Singer under the unqualified guar
antee that il is the best machine made.
L. A. Satefwhiie. l0iif
-Four lots Of new styles in patents. yicis
and gun meta. oNfords worth $3.50 a pair
were bought at 4 low price by Hunter &
Chatham ard will be placed on sale
Thursday, May 10th. only, at a special
price Of $3.50 per pair. ls5.
, Morris Furniture Company, wholesale
and retail dealers in New and Second Hand
Furniture. Furniture repairing and up
hols,ering promptly done. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Next door south OF Exchange
Hotel. w. l.. Houston IT,. Manager. 97ti
The old, new. never ending delight Of
the home is the modern sewing machine,
OF which the Singer is recognized as the
mos, perfect type. For economy, ease in
running and perfection OF work, use only
the Singer. 7. A. Sa,iewhitc. Agent. II
Representing the best OF companies in
all lines of insurance. invite liberal
share OF your business in 1907. Careful
and prompt atientionto all business eniruH-
ed. Office upstairs ii Smith Building.
Phone i6i. Inc. y. Hines OFF
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15
EVANGELIST BAoweLL HERE

On account Of delayed trains on thu
main line Of the !. & G. N. Evangelie'
J. ". BagweIl Of ST. Louis did no, arriv,
here until last night, and Rev. ]. ].
Tatum preached at the Free Baptist
church. Services will be held ihi. mora
ing at 10 O'Clock and tonight at 8 with
preaching by Rev. Bagwell. All are in
viied to attend.
There was good attendance last night
and much interest manifested.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15

II for Pretoria Rive. sat-
nd Hunter & Chatham ad. i35
ri HOFFMAN visited Franklin yesterday
INK Echols was in the city yesterday
A. Farley visited Groesbeeck yesier-
$. Johnson wen, to Hampstead yes
wv. Crnshaw was on the sick list
day.
Nv. Hicks Of Reliance was in the city
day.
5. Ayers was a visitor to the city
day.
5. Sumner returned from Bremond
day.
I. Smith was a visitor from Reliance
day.
II Lindsey was in from Reliance
DAY.
!. Foreman LET, last night for Glove
Texas.
Bette Bell returned yesterday after
At LOLA.
.. Cook OF Steep Hollow was in the
.s,efday.
d. Lawrence arrived in the city yes
afternoon.
>. n. Royder Of wellbon was in
y yesterday.
+. Goodwin Of Providence was in
y yesterday.
Minnie Foster was a visitor from
orn yesterday.
&c John Thompson Of Millican was
city Yesterday.
the best OF everything in life insu
e X. G. Tabor. du
|eseniaiive w. c. Davis arrived
austin yesterday.
Hunter & Chaihams al about
oe sale Thursday. iSS
rac,or J. X. Harigrayes arrived
aldwell yesterday.
- me forget to see X. G. Tabor
bat life insurance. llA
Flanagan and Miss Annie Flana-
G visitors from Myers Monday.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15
juno Nineteenth Celebration al Parsons
Park.

A June nineteenth mass meeting called
At Union Hall Monday, May 10, OF.
Temporary officers; +. ID. Scott. presi.
dent; w. X. Ford. secretary.
{. G. Parsons park was adopted a,
place OF celebyaiion.
Permanent officers, T.. ID. Scott. presi-
dent; c. 5. shelton. secretary; l.. A.
Johnson, treasurer.
Adjourned to meet Friday at $50 p. m.
T.. ID. Scott, Pres.
w. X. Ford. Sec'y.
Pro TEN.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15

A feas, Of bargains all this week. Price,
from 25c and upward on machine made gar
menfs; and sl.00 and upward on thos,
handmade and and-embroidered. From
Titche- Goetfinger Co. of Dallas. Phon,
Mrs. Mary Lawrence, No. 3l5. 1885,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15
LAUNDRY NOTICE.

Having procured one Of the best laundry
agencies in the state, "The Ineeda'' OF
Houston, we soliei, your patronage. Do
nestle finish given to all work. Office in
rear Hunter & Chaiham's. Phone 300.
i36 Beard & Eayes.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15
Protect Yesr Carpets i.

Don't le, the moths ruin your Carpets
and Rugs. Golfers Moth Emerminator
will destroy them. A Soc bottle will save
every carpet in your home. Sold and guar
an,eed by Smith drug Co. IA
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-05-15

Ordinary moth balls will no, destroy OF
keep moths out Of your piano. Golfers
Moth Exterminaior will destroy them and
Il is absolutely harmless to pianos. This
preparation Is sold under strie, guarantee.
Smith Drug Co., sole agents for Bryan. i44
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21

!!g GE1TELEA1E1T sss
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21
SUMMONS

ln the Circuit Court - The State oi orc.
gun fof liafnoy County.
Mary J. McDune. rlainud
w.
James McDune, Defendant.
10 James McDune, Defendant
ln the name Of the tate IL Oregon
You are hereby required 90 appoaf and
answer the complaant dlod against you
ia the above entitled suit on or before
the ilih day oi October 1907 o. plainun
will apply 10 the court iof che rolloi de.
mandoi In compis,"i,i ia faf de-
cree of divorce and ior the cust,,dy oi
the two children T.. Z. and T.. Mcpuns
THIS summons 4 served ly puhlioi-
ton by order Of Hon Joseph T. Rector,
County Judge far llarnoy County, made
and entered August 8lih. 1907 aud tho
fret publication ol ihiu sslamons 10
August llst, 1907 and ihe time pfcaCuh
"a Tor 10 publication De- six weeks
g. A. nHEFE,
Plaintiffs Atil
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21

j. II. Logan, the Harney post
master is in the city.
An increase in the attendance
Of the school is reported.
Chas. Kellog, the OBJ. STAGE
man, is in the city accompanied
by his son.
LosT-A An embroidered baby
bib. Finder will be suitably re-
warded If brought to this Office.
A. l.. Robbins was IN the city
Wednesday on land business.
He was accompanied by w. II.
South and l.. n. Stallard.
Rough lumber SO per thou
sand at the Haney Saw MilL
Roy Bunyard. proprietor Good
road and plenty of lumber to an
all orders.
j. S. McCumsey was over from
Cord Wednesday to make proof
on his homestead. He was ac-
companied by Thos. Turnbull and
S. w. Sutton as witnesses.
The work on the new stone
building Of the Harney County
Bank Is beginning 20.
show, and many expressions Of
the fine building stone used are
being made by strangers.
W. S. Riddle was a caller az
this Office Monday. Mr.. Riddle
and his brother Ben are in the
cattle and horse business in the
STEMS mountain section and he
informs The Times-Herald they
had Just disposed Of their beef at
exceptionally good figures. They
had several four-year-olds in the
bunch that brought top notch
prices.
A. Venator the Crane Creek .
cattle man and rancher was in .
he city a few days this week. /
Mr.. Venator is buying cattle and /
states he is getting a nice lot Of
stuff. In speaking Of the fair
Mr.. Venator said he was satisfied
lis orchard could carry off the
general display prize had he had
.ime to look after the various
Yarities of fruit but he has neg
ected it. There win be a dis
llay from his orchard, however. /
lie says they are planting 500 .
more trees Of the very best vari-
tiles possible and expect finally
o have one Of the largest and .
,est orchards in Eastern Oregon.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21
UNIFIED STATES DEPOSTTARY
Capital. S25. 10000, surplus. SIS, 900. 90

J. 0. Bunyard WAS down from
Cow Greek yesterday.
Geo. Young has his new cold
storage plant about completed.
Dr ~ O. Brown. p,nHf Omc
i1 rh n,r ton. tailjf.g north &
the po. Cmer
Emory Hll and Jesse Alber-
son were business visitors last
Monday
Go 30 Mrs. Hasde's Sunday for
dinner and get roast chicken.
Shor, orders at all hours
Mrs. Ted Hayes has been quite
sick at tle home oi Mrs. Drink
water but IS now improving
WANTED now Homestead and
desert claim ra..nqu.shments.
McGowan g Nichols
A. W. Houscr the uarney
pioneer was down ona visit 70
his daughter Mrs. J.. Z. Logan.
Mrs. Z. w. Lewis went out to
the p-Rench with her husband
the other day Go visit a short
time.
win Cmmins end family win
so 20. Boise city for the winter
Nh. Edmonds9n and family
win occupy their residence ia
this city
Harry Austin, oneo Of our home
steadors IS ~ present holding
down q chair in the Windsor Bar
ber shop while Bob Stoner Is out
on his homestead upcrintend-
ing some improvements.
There seems 20 bc complaint
that bridges and the approaches
are IN need Of repair on some Of
The roads This win no doubt
have the attention of Road Mas
ter Barnes in a short time.
EsTRAY Come 10 my place on
Cow Creek, one small bay work
horse with a white stripe ON his
face, branded FIX on left should
sr. Owner can have same on
proving property and paying for
his notice.
JAMES PIRIE.
j.. S. Spencer, of La Grande,
sees a wonderful change in this
country since his last visit II
'ears ago. He was much sur
'rised TO find such fine grain and
.ruit raised here and says il is no
ioubtone Of the greatest agi- |
cultural districts IN Oregon.
q. A. Warning, the govern (
nent man who has spent the
'ast several weeks investigating
he underground waters Of this
ounty has returned from a visit
o the south and west Of the
STEMS mountain. He found very |
ncouraging prospects all over
hat country ]
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21

see Y. W. Clevenger'e tine lin
Of linoleum.
Claud Smyth was looking afte
business in this city Saturday.
Mrs. HASTE conducts a frs
class restaurant and has all whit,
help. Bakery in connection.
The New Windsor Bar, undel
the management Of Lee Caldwell
is one Of the most popular resort.
in Eastern Oregon. Drop IN
when you have a thirst.
The Austin Goodman wood.
saw and barley roller is ready
for business and Austin is pre-
pared to go 10 any part of Har-
ney county where work is to be
had. See him.
Mesdames Reed & johnson
will have a grand opening Of fall
and winter millinery this after
noon and invite the ladies Of
Burns and vicinity to call. Some
of the latest creations will be on
display.
R. II. Brown was over from
Diamond during the week. He
tells some hard stories on that
crowd Of hunters that left here
Sunday. Il will make good
story when they come home but
Wen wait to hear them spout
first.
Several Of our boys will leave
tomorrow or next day for Cor
Wallis where they will enter the
agricultural college for the school
year. Among those 90 so are
Neil and Mason Smith. Mcrvin
Horton, Roswell Hamilton. Cliff
ford Reed. Ora Hamilton and
Frank Thompson. The BOYS win
80 by private conveyance to
Austin.
Yesterday while assisting llom-
er Mace in hauling a load Of hay,
Tom Arnold met with a painful
Just as they were CONF
inR up on TO the grade from thcl
field one horse became frightcn-
ed and turned in such n manner,
as TO tip the load. Tom jumped /
and sprained both ankles. one
quite severely. lie will have tol
with the aid Of two
wooden legs for a while as a re-
iult
Rev. A. j. Irwin has returned
from Calamity where he was
,alled to perform the ceremony
David Craddock and
Miss Bessie Howe. daughter OIL
Geo. Howe. in marriage last
sunday at II O'Clock. There
we're some 30 relatives and friends
present 10 witness the ceremony.
Both young people are well known
n the northern part Of the county
where they have many friends !
Who join The Times-H Herald In ex-
ending we'll wishes.
Sheriff Richardson. Clerk /
Post Master Wei I
'ome, Assessor Logan and Ike
schwartz made up a party OF
mighty hunters who left herel
sunday morning for the Stein'st
Mountains loaded for big game.
They were well supplied with
amp equipment and friends
II Jim Paul 'phoned him
% place guards at his fish pond
md 70 have at least a dozen men
With his sheep on the mountain. +
drs. Richardson furnished the
yang with a nursing bottle and
title Regena Schwartz with 9th
n accessories, so their indulgent
wives feel comparatively easy as
o their safety.
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at Mrs. Hastie's Restaurant.
Call and try il.
We don't charge all your
house is worth 20 paint il. -
See Allen & Alorrell.
The new Hotel Bar in the Red
Front carries the finest Of liquors
and cigars in this city. You are
invited 10 drop in.
Harry Cary and wife were up
from Lawcn the first Of the week
the guest Of friends. Mrs. Cary
remained IN The city.
Mrs W. T. Hin and family
have moved in from the ranch
for The winter. They win occupy
the Maude Horton residence.
Mrs Hattie HASTE has bought
the restaurant formerly run by
Jack Hodge. She viii serve
meals at all hours and keep bread
for sale.
Henry Richardson arrived
home Tuesday from the irriga-
ton congress at Sacramento and
reports having had the time Of
his life.
For SALE About 20 head Of
geldingg aged fromi to 8 years
and weighing from 1900 20 /. 400
ibs. Gail on or address Starr
auckland, Harney Oregon.
Cary Thornburg is making
q good record as a deliveryman.
He has q new covered rig and
hauls most anything that weighs
less than a threshing machine.
Before buying a sewing machine
nr piano sou should zee g. W
C,evengeL Tie 10 a home man and
able 70 make YOU better prices. bs-
sides BE- responsible.
+. j. Klink, the district mana
ger Of the telephone company,
Is over from Grant county. He
Is here doing general repair work.
putting in new phones. etc. He
viii be here for some time.
THE WAGE FARMERS bank
ing business viii receive the same
careful attention as the mer-
chants, the farmers or the stock
raiser's HARVEY COUNTY
NATIONAL BANK Of Burns.
Mrs. w. d. Buchanan, the old
and respected pioneer lady, is in
.he city today making final proof
ln the homestead Of her late hus-
band. Mrs. Buchanan has been
visiting relatives and friends in
Grand Ronde valley and was ac-
home by Mr.. and Mrs. |
J. S. Spencer Of that section.
Mrs. Spencer is a daughter Of
Mrs. Buchanan. They will re-
main here some little time. Geo.
Buchanan is in with his mother
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21

,eooIc cnjoyed an
those social hops
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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION


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NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION


nufHs ufrHau. Assoc. lNI
Hoiice BE- hcfpbv fivon thht NoiIr b. uar
dIttf lufHrIiY Nrllin T. IfufH ni Nufna ufHHHn.
has rl.d notice uf hrr lntnu iHn iH uHtH NHHl
Htt FrHf rfaHf lu support uI hUH TIafM. NlH
ifau'o oatcad fntrY SO ss made Herfamtar ID.
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fIon a. Hud l.ui I. surtluu f tHt r.Iip fI.iNr
fnnrr tast "a end thHI fHId IfHHi HIN
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Hhu uamcl thr following uii1rf Ha tH nlnIu
Nrf continuous ffaIIrHtH uIuH. HnN IHIII0 0HIINH
o. tha land. Wal Wallet lrHH.. uHuf.. IHr
shall David DfaddHtt ali uf NurrH. uIrTHH.
John % nafat ni iiHfnrY. uItHHn.
Ws FhrHF. HrHik'.T.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21
OREGON HOTEL
MRS. X. CALKINs, Propt.

MRS. X. CALKlNS, PrOpt.
Main st. Burns. Oregon
This popular hostelry has just
undergone a complete renovation
and is conducted under the direct
management of Mrs. Calkins, so
her many friends and patrons
may expect her Characteristic
neatness and splendid service.
A share Of patronage solicited.
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21

For Homestead Locations see
NJ. FiizGerald tho pioueer Land
Locrtrr Of Harvey County
The times-herald. [volume] (Burns, Harney County, Or.) 1896-1929, 1907-09-21

xer cr4fttATIoN OF
,xn IN Trslt COUNTY.
:.:.- -
azrfxx<He Qi 1907.
NJ r{ews.
ison W down from
came Hr from Mar
N H{{c< 3 loau OF /
|,eopIc cnjoyed an
those <ocial hops
Jr. - staying at
X King and at
| Wilson desires to
her fau samples of
tc. are here. \
iiI Tetrill is suf-
blood poisoning
ound on his hand.
Chicago and Jas.
rtland. two trav-
doing business in
, $50 acres of raw 1
roved sage brush
well Iocated. II
E. LlSrHAcUM. Il
Burns. Oregon.
| |McCee left mere
Spokane and 9TH =.
she goes to visit
yin likely be alb
and l. J.. Clark
he Narrow yes n
w. H. and Lee b
making proof on
Herald has Nv
at there will be
is city tomorrow, v
par'i<s are both +
M people. S
was allied to the
home on Crane s
Of tie week and =
m reported the =
on Wednesday n
and wife wereIc r.
Bear valley home y
'nday attending ~
ss. They were .
,mc Of DR.. and ..
hiIc here.
|Iic1us was over :,
creek home yes =,
orms The Times -
move b. with the -
soosn as she can "
ith ms threshing
ofning worship: a.
-istianity Do For 81 -
|bject for evening %
ocular People. ~
musical program l''
I'd for both Of 30
All are cordia- -
pr
Fare Of the loc-
With Mrs. Fare -.
bcrine, arrived ~ ~
w from a two A. ~
ith Friends in -. -
Nr. Fare says ~ :
enjoyable out M :.
much refreshed ~ !;
q recreation. -. -.
ar h the Red tin
ding adjoining va
has been open lee
,y Edmondson & pl;
Of the neatest He
interior and as m,
are Experienced Ell
E bespeak for 20
] business. be
The Dolores star., 1907-11-22
DOCTORS ORGANIZE UNION.
Toronto PhysIeIsns Fix Higher Scale
Of Priees.

Toronto. Ont-The doctors Of this
city west Of Yonge street have formed
. union under the name mo. IL Ter
ritorial Division of the College Of Ply
sicians and Surgeons" The objects OF
the organization are to improve the
condition Of the profession against
quacks. establish minimum fees and
amend lodge terms. The lowest fec
for medical examination for fraternal
societies has been fixed at $2. while
the minimum fee for minor operations
has been fixed at SO. and that for
major operations at $50. For = first
visit to patient &2 hereafter viii be
charged. and 81 for each subsequent
visit, while the fee for night visits will
be doubled. being fixed at 50. The
charge for an ONCE visit has been
made 81. including prescription, while
to give anesthetics IS will be charged.
The Dolores star., 1907-11-22
COULD USE THE ROAD.
Irish Soldiers Great Idea When Cover
Was Badly Needed.

The following colloquy is said to
have actually occurred during one Of
the earlier battles in the Philippines:
A detachment Of American infantry.
under orders to support a section Of
Capt. Reilly's battery, were halted for
quite while on a perfectly fiat mill
tary road In full view and fine range
of the Filipino trenches. OF course. to
lie fat on the road was the only avail
able use of cover"
In this detachment was an Irishman
who had served his time with the col
ors in the British army before he en-
listed with Uncle Sam. As a recruit
he had been very prone to tell how the
British soldiers did everything. As q
result he was necessarily piled with
questions as to his experiences. While
the bullets were 'plopping" down the
road and kicking up the gravel, .
young Yankee suddenly asked:
Say. Mike. what do the British SOL
diers do with their heads in a place
like this?"
Quick as a fash came the retort:
"A British soldier has no head.
SORT"
After a full two-minute pause, Mike
continued:
However. be that as 1t may, wish
could pick up this d. road and
stan 1t on edge feminist mel"
The Dolores star., 1907-11-22
HOW HE FOUND THE KEY.
Brothers Method Was Simple, bu,
- Also Somewhat Costly.

Miss Dresswell had just returned.
after spending a week with a country
friend. Imagine her CONSERVATION
when she discovered her previously
well-stocked wardrobe empty!
Gracious, George!" she said to her
brother. Where are all my clothes
And what in the world is that great
black patch on the lawn?"
The face of George exhibited all the
well-known signs Of conscious right
eousness, and he met her gaze un-
fiinchingly.
Maria he replied consolingly. you
wrote to me that IL wanted the key
Of the billiard room should find 1t in
the pocket of your bolero."
Yes. yes!"
well, don't know bolero from Q
fichu or box pleat, SO took all the
things to the lawn and burnt them.
Then recovered the key from the
ashes"
She froze him with stare, and he
is now thawing slowly on the kitchen
stove.-Stray Stories.
The Dolores star., 1907-11-22
His Word Not Good.

John and Jim agreed to settle q
difference by fighting it out. 1t was
understood that whoever wanted to
quit should cry thought" John got
Jim down and was hammering him
soundly, when Jim cried 'nough!"
But John paid no attention to his cry
and kept on pounding him. Again and
again Jim called out 'nough! But
John paid no heed and kept busy with
his fists. A boy standing near asked /:
why don't you let the feller up!
He's yelled 'nough!"
But he's such liar you can't be.
lieve him."