Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-02-14
SOME DEAD ONES.
LEGISLATIVE SlDELlGHTS.

'Bill Nye Bower is Speaker Joseph's
designation of the horticultural mem
Der from Provo.
Representative Parry says he has
big speech up his sleeve to spring on
the unsuspecting solons of the lower
house some OF these days. He has
been 80 days preparing It,
Senator Seely is a tender hearted
man. He went to Ogden yes. erday and
he came back much perturbed in spir't
because the lads at the industrial school
were wearing overalls and jumpers.
Reminds me of what ] had when l
was a kid he declared, and them
youngsters deserve something better
than that, that's what they do"
The newspaper men belonging to the
senatorial third house are getting 8,
large edition of the double cross" thest
days The senators are cooking their
turkey elsewhere and serving IL co.d
in the senate. DO you know" said
Walton yesterday; the only real pleas.
ure we senators have is when we GEE
into open session, and can thoroughly
relax"
A special train to Richfield will be
at the disposition of the lawmakers
aud their friends for the Saturday ex-
curslon Senator Willis Johnson de-
clares that when the august senators
and representatives see his southland
they will be cured for all time OF the
theory that Weber. Salt Lake and
Cache are the only, only, only coun-
ties in the state.
Southern Utah is coming in pretty
heavy with demands from this legis-
lature. The country down south Is
SO little known, however. that the de-
mands do not make heavy impress
sion. A few more years, apparently
will see a solid south lined up in the
law making bodies demanding effec-
lively much more consideration than
now seems showered upon them. Get
acquainted" excursions to the south
would seem to be a desirable thing,
as many Salt Lakers know but little
of the section.
Senator Hulanisli ought to be voted
the biggest automobile in Salt Lake
and given a free ride home in II. His
automobile law, passed by the house
yesterday, Is in all human probability
the best measure extant on the sub
lect In spirit IL reads that SO long
as the operator is in danger of break
ing his own neck only he can cut the
speed lever out to the last notch and
loosen all the gas and electricity UNI
der the hood. but he must go reason
ably" SLOW whenever anyone elses
neck is brought into the zone of fire.
Capt. Hulanislxi cast his first vote
for Lincoln. More than that he was a
bad boy when he did 1t for he was
only 16. 1T was this way" said HUI
laniski yesterday. II was out in the
field. as an artilleryman, and the SOL
diers were allowed to vote. I was
nearing our camp, leading a bunch
of horses had taken down to water.
and heard the captain call out. ask
ing me how he should record my vote.
For Lincoln l shouted back, and
went on to the picket lines with the
animals. II was put down that way
and sent in"
There are plenty of good stories oS
course, but they all have to do with the
wires that are pulled and the short cir
cults that are made where no.
body knows who is the cleo
trlcian. The reports that begin
with president Love called the senate
TO order" and have "he spoke as fol-
lows" sprinkled through them are COM
mon enough, but the big news is being
hidden up from the third house. The
real article comes with that confidential
ban nov this Is under your hat and
YOU mustn't print a word of IT," The
third house is on a Sill hunt for "a
senator whom II can take into camp
ana kepe there for ready reference.