Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-12-05
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered you?
Or, do you want to know something OF the
composition and character of that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine.
DIR. Pierce believes they have perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. So he
publishes ;>hzoadcast and on each bottle
wrapper, what Is medicines are made Of
and veSi6es, t1hdcr This he feels
he can we&lAfford to do because the more
the ingredients Of which his medicines
are made are studied and UNDERSTOOD the
more viii their superior curative virtues
be aI0raciatcQ.
For the cure Of woman's peculiar weak.
nesses, Irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging-down pain or distress in
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
panied, Outlines, with facilitating,
pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms of weakness, DIR. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is most efficient remedy.
1t is equally effective in curing painful
periods, in giying strength th to nursing
the expectant mother for baby's coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and COM
paratively painless. The "Favorite Pre-
scription is most potent, Strengthening
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular.
1t is also soothing and invigorating
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prostration. neuralgia, hysteria,
SpasmS, chorea or St. VituS's dance and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
A host of medical authorities of all tho
several schools Of practice, recommend
each OF the several ingredients OF which
rFavorite Prescription is made for the
cure of the diseases for which it is claimed
to be cure. You may read what they
say for yourself by sending a postal card
request for free booklet of extracts
from the leading authorities, to DIR. r. V.
Pierce, Invalids' Hotel and Surgica In
stitute, Buffalo. N. Y, and it will come to
you by return post.
Hoist With His Own Petard.
A woman recently applied to sew
ing machine company for machine to
be used on trial. The agent set her
down as one who had no intention Of
really buying, so he sent her second
hand machine, made by another COM
pany, that they had somehow managed
to secure in trade.
'That" said he, Twill be good enough
for her to do her sewing on, and that
Is all she wants 1t for"
At the end Of two weeks the woman
called at the Office.
'That machine" she said, "ls treas
ure. 1t runs easily, and the tucking,
stirring and hemstltching are perfectly
beautiful. All the women In our build
ing say they never saw anything so
nice. They are going to sell their old
machines and buy new ones like It. I
am going to get a new one too There
are eleven Of us who want to buy.
Since that is quite large order, we
thought you might be able to get the
machines for US at discount"
The agent nearly collapsed. He tried
to induce the woman to look with ia
vor upon the machines made by his
own firm, but her affections were fas-
tened upon the sample that he had so
fatuously provided. So In order to Sc
cure any commission for himself he
had to fill an order of eleven machines
made by rival concern.-New York
Post.