Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-07
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|. THE IDEA Is 70 raise Cain.
THIS WEEK the fan comes into hi
own.
FAIRBANKS Is a good mixer-es-
pecially OF cocktails.
COME INTO the Morning Journal
office and register The glad hand Il
always u
TT HAS GOT 80 that the trusts are
even seeing snakes IN the White
House.
EVERY EFFORT win be made to
avoid a clash between the Red Men
and the Nava'os.
NEVER MIND. II you missed the
W. G. T. U. convention. go to the
travelling mems reunion.
THERE WAS another suicide in El
Pnso on saturday. one By one they
leave FOR a cooler climate
PERHAPS AFTER all. the Poliu-
clans favor "a deep waterway just TO
%entice the Prohibition vote.
49,
THE sALTON Sea Is reported re-
lceding again. II must be several
miles underground by this time.
egg
YOU CAN take YOU choice this
week Of n old kind Of a convention
from the Baby show 10 the Funeral
Directors.
THE MAN WITH the eight-lnch
smile you see IN town today is the
sheepman. II has been a pretty good
year for the ~oo'ly
TT rs APPALLING 10 think Of the
speeches Roosevelt may write while
he IL resting up in the evenings
around the Louisiana campfire.
THE SPECTATORS are politely re-
not 20 laugh az the novices in
the Shrlners' parade this morning-it
isn't as funny as 1t looks from the
sidewalk.
THE SPRINGER sTocKMAN un-
charitably intimates that II expects
some one will be cruel enough to sug-
gest Run Andrews for President of the
United States.
THE NATURE fakirs will have a
chance 10 land on the president when
he comes OUT OF the swamp and be-
Ia tell tales about the size OF
the mosquitoes.
AN FL PAso colored woman
named Frcdonia White WAS scared so
ly the calliope IN Ringling's circus
she died. Lucky she never heard
The Albuquerque fire alarm whistle.
qAp
THE MOHAVEs ana Wallapais are
10 nave a big cry tn the MohaVe
valley early this month. But II won't
be a faint peep compared with the
eig Cry the Plunderbund has been
up.
THE PRESIDENT has ordered the
Of the stcamer Hartwig sns-
because he ran his boat in
ahead Of the Mississippi. on which
Roosevelt was a passenger. Roosevelt
doesn't like to be beat
GLADYS VANDERBILT has cop-
nerod a Hungarian title. Ills name ~
S~zechenyo. The average Amer
ican girl win wonder II the title u
worth Il. Imagine introducing a man
Win a name Ike that TO your friends
A SCIENTIST has been rescued
being adrift twenty days among
he iceberRs of the Arctic. That's
Think of the poor fellows
Who accompanied Fairbanks on his
ranseontinental trip.
A MAN by the name of sand was ,
lrrested Ia Tucson recently for strik-
another man named Brick.
.Nherenpon the Flagstaff gem grace ,
.ully arises from the tan pines TO oh- #,
Holemnly that there's a combi-
'ation for your whiskers.
aMe
'lr SEEMS a safe bet. from the re-
ports we have had from Albuquerque.
hat the man who misses this years
.errltorial fair N going TO miss the
how of his life ."-Carrlzozo outlook.
Eney money. The man that would
that bet H. "A soft proposition.
$50
TT is UNDERSTOOD that the Hon. ,
En-. Comptumotcr. while ON the stand
week. stated mournfully that he {
tho water company had
In the habit OF sending "a q
monthly bills but personally he had {
iever received any until recently I
Hard, hard times have come 10 that {
lear Almanac. Probably he oven has \
@ pay for pcnltentiary brick. !
Id
va, :
The terror Of the nature ukirs has
made a break. o.
The chipmunk says the only orig
authority on the Animal. Mineral !
Vegetable Kingdoms, IFS a hibcr- 3
animal" ,
Whoopi e.
Listen 90 the chorus.
Ute b. q deliberate, premeditated, u
Inqdallned. inventive. atrocious. I'M {
gentleman"
a singular ,rnde combination or n
Union De- reported from France. hat ~
if priests who hy tho separation
ave. have lost their stipcuds and. ia 9
absence 10 guV regular salaries
iro compelled io resort DO trades and !
followed iu thc Intervals az &
heir clerical duties FOR support one D
has made himself locally ccle-
lrated for Jams aud icnies another %
s. an expert as "a bicycle repaircr:
knit stockings and waistcoats. s.
Fhlch are eagerly purchased by their :
lnrlshioncrs. Photography BE- follow
% hy others and a number are SKILL ?
sH hOukhiudcrs. InasmuCh as their .f
aetivity j. not everywhere
acceptable. these "nriesf-workmeu
b. thew eel, themselves who ln AN
must be several hundreds bon ,
s"mhfr ave formed an association
'or mutual protection and assistance. .
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