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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Some of us who escaped death or accident on
the glorious Fourth are living in hope that another
year may see the passing of all the dangerous ez-
plosives. Better by far would be the reading of
the Declaration of Independence by each one, and
an "oration" would even be welcome change from
the din and danger which characterizes the day as
it is celebrated now.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

To the Editor: Sr-What is the matter with
my large hearted friend the editor of the Tele-
gram? What has poor Spain done to him, and why
in the name of common sense does he unload upon
u.s. his friends and readers an unsavory mess of &C.
cumulated bile. If an undigested portion of Span
ish stew has fermented his republican stomach
why should he discharge the unpleasant stuff on
his friends and over a clean column of an always
natty page. When on the Fourth of July he was
feeling a little squi1nish-the occasion and tho
day apologized for the ventral distuFbance-why
didn't he walk into the back yard of an a. P A.
and do his vomiting? From years of intimate as
ISOLATION with him have grown to look upon him
as a brother. / have repeatedly warned him to
avoid italian and Spanish ragouts, to swear off on
Mexican friioles and Latin-American tocino but
in spite of all my afectionate peadngs he WILL at
rare intervals, indulge an cratic appetite or a
periodic craving for these foods which he must
know are rank poison to his heretical stomach.
Well, aliquando dormitat Homerus- Homer him
self mods at times" and here's another: Gaudet
tentamine AjaX-"Ajax rejoices in sampling" so
when my editorial friend is at times indiscreet in
his eating he is the guest of rafting good fellows
if | again catch him foolng with these Spanish
foods and condiments I'll force him to swallow a
compound extract of maria Monk" or a solution
of the awful Revelations" of Margaret Shepherd,
the escaped num- Habitually he is gentleman
and one of the decentest and most agreeable of
but, when in moment of indiscre-
ton or forgetfulness, he dimes off these foreign
dishes he becomes nuisance to me and to his best
friends If even my Irish Catholic stomach
stomach inherited from giants-can scarcely alb
sorb enough pan-creatc fluid to dissolve these Latin
meats, then what chance has he when 'up against
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Senators Dolliver and Tillman got into little
fuss up in Michigan because Dolliver took exeep-
ton to Tillman's well-known views on the race
question. Tillman ordered pitchforks for two and
wanted to fight it out but Dolliver declined, where
upon a stormy interview resulted. At last reports
Tilman was walking backward and forward in an
excitable mood" which, being harmless exercise,
hope he will continue until the next session of
oono
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
tn ORR SUBSCRIBERS.

The Intermountain Catholic goes into nearly every
home IN this diocese. Its circulation in Mon
tana, Idaho, Colorado, Wyoming, Nevada and many
other is very large. Only reliable firms and
advertise In the paper. All subscribers
VIII find it to their advantage when about to invest
purchase consult business matters to read
the list Of advertisers We not only recommend,
but ask for them the patronage of all readers.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Three big coal mines at Rock Springs, Wyo,
have been closed down a result of suits filed by
the government, which alleges the lands were Sc
cured illegally from the government. Remember
ing the shortage of coal last winter, three mines
closing down does not make the outlook for next
winter seem any brighter. Better get in a supply
while you can.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

According to its president, the Standard Oil
company has been in the haSit of declaring
nual dividends of 40 per cent on a capitalization
of $10O000,OO0. The modesty of the corporation
is exceeded only by that of the officials who didn't
Like to say just how much the company has been
earning.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Predatory wild animals in Utah's Dixie have
been 50 bold lately that the government has ap-
pointed an official hunter to work on their exter-
mination. a result of petition from citizens of
that section If he succeeds in getting as many
pelts as some other gentlemen few years ago re-
ceyed bounty on the day of the cougar will soon be
over.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Self-advancement is duty everybody owes to
himself and society. man doesn't have to know
much to kick Missouri mule can do that.
long and steady pull and a clear conscience will
bring happiness, if indeed they do not constitute
happiness.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Illinois has an anti-cigarette law, patterned af-
ter that of the Hoosier state. Now II both states
would enforce the law and the incense OF Egyptian
and Turkish were not allowed to pollute the atmos-
phere, they might become most desirable places OF
residence notwithstanding the drawback of eli
mate
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Plans for moving the entire naval force of the
Atlantic to the Pacific ocean have been perfected,
Notwithstanding the great danger of offending the
japanese. When the time comes to return the feet
to American waters, probably the mikado will rest
easier.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

short time ago it was demonstrated that the
entire city of New York could be devastated or cap
tured by man in balloon. The terror OF the
population will not be lessened by the Withdrawn
If the Atlantic feet to the Pacific ocean.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

American socialists ought to see a lesson in the
results accomplished by the theory in France The
chickens of French socialism are coming out of the
vineyards to seek their roost in Paris.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

The servant problem which periodically is pro-
pounded in the press will be settled etfectually when
American young men learn how to wash and wipe
the dishes while the girls learn how to cook.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

When the conference at The Hague gets war
reduced to a humane institution, there won't be
enough glory in it to attract the dreamer after
fame and pension.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

The sight of messenger boys carrying meals
from restaurants into the tenderloin districts of
the city ought to furnish the authorities with evil
dence that reform is needed pretty close to home
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Even if the present weather is good for the ice
man, it behooves Salt Lakers to get in their next
winters supply of coal before fall
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
THE INERMoUNTAM AND COLORADO CATHOLIC: JULY 49, 1907

he meantime the roosters and the lawyers IN the
ase may enjoy life to its fullest measure
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Delegates to the peace conference are not say
ing much of the two 2O,OOO-ton battleships for
which the United States recently awarded con-
tracts.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

The mills of the divorce court grind swiftly
and they grind exceeding coarse.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Weeds in the suburbs have grown most luxu-
rianty this year. Cutting time is ripe.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Mr.. Rockefeller, however, is much more coni,
.ortable in his roll of wealth than III the role %
Witness
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Barney Oldfeld, the famous auto racer, at
tempted to commit suicide in Portland last Satur-
day Evidently he had been going the pace that
kills.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

At least the peace conference furnishes work
for the numerous army of war correspondents who
otherwise would be out of job just now.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED.

The Reverend Clergy requested to send to THE
INTERMOUNTAIN CATHOLIC contributions
Of interest to their respective parishes.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

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The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-11-14
Odds and Ends

65 cent granite pals closing out price .......4 8c
50 cent granite pals closing pric ...........2
IS cent granite kettles closing price.
Chamber sets worth $40 closing out price. ....$ 1893
Chamber sets worth ST. closing price ..... lbs
200 fancy china bowls worth Csc closing
IL water sets worth 81 25 closing price .....85c
Bowls and pitchers worth Csc closing out price 69c
300 dollars worth of fancy and chnaware and
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30
Houston Block, 249 Main Street.

For hay fever. take large doses OF
poison in rapid succession untl re-
ileved Those who have tried this
sterling remedy have newer complain
cd OF the same trouble afterward.
Physicians say that laughter Is am
aid 10 the digestion. Therefore, be
mirthful; the more the merTier. Young
men should grin and young girls
should glgBle az much as possible.
You may be thought silly, and this
VIII occasion some concern on the
part of Your friends. but they Will not
be surprised
Walk four miles every morning. as
soon as you are dresSed--not before.
Returning breakfast upon a small
dish of evaporated bran and skinned
milk, and cup OF imitation coffee
with condensed cream This Is a won
derrul flesh reiucer. and is said To
stimulate the digestive apparatus inn
measurably- 1t Will make You a child
again, and so whets he appetite that
within 30 seconds you viii feel as ir
you had never eaten a thing In your
llfe,-Thonas Speed Nlosby, in Boz
hemian.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30

to cut out the surgeon
Avoid late hours; when the clock
strikes % il is time To go to bed.
Maladies which fail TO respond TO
any other treatment should be treated
wish silent contempt.
Remember that care killed n cat,
and the man who has more than nine
lives can't afford TO worry.
Nose bleed lis frequently caused by
not mfndlng your own business 1t
may be cured by calling the police
and driving into the nearest drug
store.
If you are fat, get thin; II you are
thin, get fat, Nature never meant YOU
70 be satisfied with your weight
a bee sting Is good for rheumatism,
and therefore those who have hives
are seldom troubled with soiatica at
the same time.
Drink plenty of water. some OF the
clearer varieties being preferable. that
which you get from the milk man may
contain bachilli-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30
CHARITY oFFER-suT A GENUINE TEST OF SKILL.
DID YOU EVER TRACK A
RABBIT?

DO you remember how easy 1t was
TO follow UP the foot prints and track
him to his hole? You had not seeN the
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the EXPERT as tracking j. rabbit Is to
you
Drs. Shores know the different
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know from the symptoms what the
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when once they have tracked down"
n chronic ailment, they KNOW from
years OF experience WHAT TREAT
MENT IS REQUIRED TO CURE
THAT AILMENT.
II you have suffered for years and
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and Harry II you are doping yourself
10 death with alcohol and narcotics,
under the name of Patent Medicines,
CALI A HALT. Use your common
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Drs. Shores G. Shores once more bid
welcome to the thousands OF Confer
ence visitors who viii visit Salt Lake
City this month,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30

for years have been breeding places of
disease. and the drastic action of the
board of health Ia welcomed by all
physicians and charitable institutions.
Under the new rules. all lodging houses
In the city are required to change tho
sheets and pillow cases ON the different
cots each day. In addition to this, the
number OF cubic feet of air space for
each person has been raised from 400 10
COG in each OF the dorlmitories.
Hot and cold running water must be
available at all hours on each IiOor
and shower baths must be provided.
Thus 1t can readily be seen that the
lodging houses must either raise their
tariff OF charges from ten cents or go
out OF business.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30
WALL STREET
SETTLES down
TO a Period OF Listessness After
One OF the Most Novel
Pa1ics.
lNsTlGATED BY MAGNATEs,
Plenty vi uro0nd for Suspicion Ilint
Rcccm FURRY IVES Aggravated
BY Reilroad FlnHnclcr~,


Special Cores poudencc,
New York. March "a. Wall street
seems to have settled down 10 period
or 1istIessRess after one of the most
novel panict ever known in it's history
The fact that the financial ditrct went
through a crash when security values
slumped oft full billion Of dollars in
few days, without a single failure be-
ing recorded is something that never
before has been paralleled.
None OF the market leaders expects TO
seq any bull movement tbis spring even
from the present comparative low
range of values The IA llroad situation
and the agitation that has been VI
progress for nontlls, from one end OF
the country to the other, against cor
pora tons and cooperative influences,
form a combination OF circumstances
likely to be too great 10 permit OF any
decided upward tendency in securities
values. Neither is 1t expected that there
will be any extensive bear raid oil
values In the near future, Few II any
stock exchange houses have been able
10 make their expenses during the past
winter, so small has been the generAi
volume of the publlc's business, and ny i.
tie change is expected for some months
70 come.
OF course. some of the interests that
have been raldng the market, appar-
entity for tho sole purpose Of demon
stratipE to President Roosevelt and ms
administration as we'll es 10 the leglS'
latutes In the various states, that the
antl-corporaton agitation has knocked
the bottom out of security prices, may
raid again, but II is doubtful, The ac~
lions 81 the big financial interests were
An ,af a.fatt
wen known 10 make 1t worth while Tor
them to indulge in any further dem"
onsiration along the same Iine- On inc
other hand the admittedly vast amour
or money tina win have To be spent ~
tne next few years on railroad ueNel-
opments and improvements will. IL "
believed. check any decided upward
tendency in prices.
Summed up after the stranBest SOFT
OF a panic. Wall street apparently is So
Ing into a sGTp-conatose State from
which few OF the market leaders ex-
poet 10 see 1t emerge until fall al least.
MAGNArEs RESPONSIBLE.
There lis plenty OF ground TOR sus-
picIon that the recent tumntuous
scenes ON the stock exchange were as-
sravatcd. II indeed they were not actu-
ally instigatcd. by the t1nanciers III con-
trol Of the raslroad properties The
railroads must use vast Sums OF money
IN the near future and they must bH
able TO get this money on fairly easy
terms which they realize they cannot
do unless there Us Some change In tfls
attitude Of tho public.
The situation of the railroads is most
trying but IL is largely due to she hsg-
lact OF the men In control OF the prop
critics. During tho periods OF great
10 FtA -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30

DIR. WILLIAMS PINK PILLS KS
STORED MRS. ROBBINS
TO HEALTH,
They also Cured Her Daughter OF An
Hen,a and Saved Her
From Consumption

Mrs. Josie Robbins. of III Clar
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over The merits OF DR. Williams Pink
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rar.e Of overwork," stotes Mrs Rob-
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prost ration. complicated with heart
trouble ! consulted my family phys
Iclau who snid it was heart trouble
and be gave ME three on four different
kinds OF medicine but felt no bene-
ut from them I was very weak, pale,
thin and troubled with headaches MY
appetite failed so THAI ! did mot rel
ish my food. ] was unable 10 do my
work because my limbs panied me
80 and my feet were swollen ! got
numb and dizzy, my tongue seemed az
times TO be paraly9ed so that
couldn't speak distinctly, My e9trem-
tiles when In this numb state, felt as
II some one was sticking needles into
me all over their surface. Through
my shoulders at times | had such pain
that couldn't sleep. Many times
awoke with sensation of smother
ing.
len 70 benefit me / began to look
for something that would. My sister
Mrs Mcdaniel OF Decatur recommend.
cd DIR Williams Pink Pills TO me and
at once purchased some [ WAS
greatly encouraged when saw how
they acted OH my nervous condition
and continued using them until cured
l ann now able to attend 10 my duties
and have not consulted physician
since,
Il also gave them TO my daughter
who had always been weak and who
M this time seemed TO lack vitality
Iter cheeks were cclorless and she
was thin ard spiritless. She had am
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cause every time she went out doors
II il was at all cold or damp she
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Williams Pink Pulls brought color
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body
pr Williams Pink Pills are sold by
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30
SPECIAL CONFERENCE NOTICE

Drs. Shores & Shores, once more Bid
Welcome To the thousands OF Confer
ence Visitors who Will visit salt Lake
City, this month.
Drs. shores have for fifteen years
past held Open House" during Con-
ference, and this year vii lbs no ex-
ceprton- Hundreds Of people from all
over the West visit Drs. Shores Of
fee each Conference time, Friends
who have not seen each other tor
years meet at the Doctors Psrlors.
Drs Shores Invite one and all 10
visit their officers during their stay In
Salt Lake City II you are sick OF
have any sick friends al horne, come
CONSULT these famous Doctors FREE
OF CHARGE. II you are not sick,
come anyway, just 10 meet old friends,
iusi 10 see how Modern up-to-date
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boarding House cheerfully given, RE-
MEMBER Drs. Shores offices are In
the Houston Block, 2ss Main st., III v
rectly Opposite keirh-O BTien's Big
Store. Don't make a mistake. Steer
clear OF FAKE MEDICAL INSTI-
TUTES," Come direct 40 Drs- Shores
and be examined and advised free or
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are WfIcnfnn.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30

ly physicians, are cordially invited
to consult this department and be
advised FREE, OF CHARGE
We cure more men than ALI the
Fake Medical Institutes in tho city
combined.
So sure IN the Cure under Drs.
SHORES MODERN METHODS IN
all private diseases thas you may ar
range to pay the fee for Cure in
small weekly or m Onthly ihstallments,
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PAY WHEN CURED. No matter
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30
sIIppING DISASTERS.

According to data obtained from the
leading shipping Interests hearQuar-
tered here. the first part OF suI, mas
been more unfortunate fOT ship OWN
eIs. underwrite rs and sailors than the
same period for many years past
Marine disasters have come fast upon
one another and the casualty list Is
positively sTewsolne-
Numerically speaking ihe loss OF
vessels has been greatest among the
vessels of the Atlantic seaboard' TO
this WAS added the wrecking of the
Watch Hill, and the stTandng OF the
channel steamship Berlin at the Hook
of Holland Then there was the big
steamship Dakota wrecked ON Jap
anese reef; the loss of TWO Hamburg
American steamships at Kin sston; the
sinking OF the American steamship
HugOnia near New Orleans. the acci-
dent 70 the German steamship NeTissa
at the mouth Of the River Ems, and
an enormous list OF smaller vessels
either totally lost or badly damaged.
In this connection 1t liz interesting
to note that an agitation has been
started for the repeal of the anti
quated federal statute of 1851 which
limits the liability OF tho owners OF
a wrecked vessel to an amount which
shall In no case exceed the value OF
the wreck Under this statute the Joy
line can be held liable for only Sl4S.2s
damages for all the deaths and In
juries caused In the Larch mont wreck
n few years ago when the steamer
Slocum went down In the sound. with
Il death list Of l. 900. the company
could be held liable for only $4,000.
which was the price for which tho
wreck sold There is no way OF touch
ing the marine insurance money which
the corporations owning the steam
ships are able 10 collect. There seems
10 be little doubt but that this law,
which is a relic of barbarian. will be
repealed at the next session Of Com
gress.
Lewis Nixon, The shipbuiIder has
let it be known that he shortly VIII
build an en- CINE which win drive
ship across the Atlantic in four DAYS
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-30
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