The Penn's Grove record., 1907-06-07

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Not on E z Street. ac5s0 2
Young, Fissick.s got a single fout God of
Proclaiming him NJ. D.; The
But from A. NJ. to late p. NJ. 4 defnal
\ -Catholicy Times. It = has
- field is
Liz Syihpatnizef. ties ar
"Croaker seems to feel a great as div
ympathy for any one who is ill.," expans
Huh! His idea of sympathy is to east"a
ct some poor invalid in a corner and H. oh
him how miserable he's looking" church
Standard and Times. u uniyer
y - ly eng
End of the Chase. she tn
Thin rbann;a @Tb,ro,+ -ooo. has re
INNING after that fair-haired girl tbat
a.ely. WHAT'S Ine reason ola lei church
univer
STOUT Chapp1e-"Oh, Ell! Well, are tn
h!-she's my wife now, you see."- univer
lily Sloper's Half-Holiday. appeal
- a worl
Adapted. needs
LET me see,' began Mr.. Hous- He hai
:eep, what is that old saying? large.
works from sun to sum-" church
YES" interrupted Mrs. Houskeep, served
ust warm from a Kitchen interview. day sh
But the servant SrFS WOrk is never ~
one. "-Philadelphia Press. ne IL
its al
our BEST society," church
Governess Gin Smart Set family tor.
Why, how loving your children are! tional
,uch affection between brother and divisio
lister is delightful to see." tnod Us
Ohf0 III WIZ pi"Sin of sect
'roWn-ups. In the huSpanu an sway
she's the maid. Puck. cause
- appeal
She Isn't. every
au,L- ~ their {
"H' $3.50 away The
With your Wife?" varsoI
one is always arguing WIN me" sage, E
"But you need not get angry. Just opport
explain to her in a calm, gentle tone ity.
If voice wherein she is wrong" The
"But she is never wrong."-Hous- unlVer
Post. menta
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KIN thinking OF going abroad" compr
Miss Nuritch. finite
80 am l." replied Miss Poorman. lation
Nonsense, vou're not well console
,ou;nnad for ooino abrood &c 7 m - know
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y 'ninAins' FAliauel- throug
lula Fless' gence,
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Not ,T,s;o,I ton o.
vealed
Biggs - whats your ~favorite always
Diggs?" of hun
Digs" Listen to the Mocking self t.
been 1
Biggs-"Why, nobody sings that nized
any more" udvdne
DiSeo '"' wy l ~" God.
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The Trouble. divinit
"Tomnkins has changed his mimi. compr
He isn't going to put a name on his - 70 !
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"Why not?" reyeIa
AFTER tnlnKlng II over ne nnally a uni
decided that the law wouldn't allow that i
of his calling it what he wanted to-" menta
milwaukee Sentinel. OF Hin
- is a sc
Me poooror edge
there
acknowledges new automo- revela
bile blew up with him on the first univer
trip and he sued the firm that sold meets
him the machine" SATISFY
Speeder -"Did he recover any is uni
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nunapouc ~ rs : sage.
Dut one nnser anu part ol I'LL car. - consci
Judge. ton O
- self fir
Not a Bit of 1t. versal
The woman came into the car with euse
n'e - expert
tnem. "A peAeFolen' ~ Sou- is sat
tleman arose and gave her MS seat. The cl
Are these all your children, mad It's me
he asked, cor is it a p~icnic?" and Il
GdrrIoy - oil mine SOannpd the QuoQcS
800 .ond nc No ricnic New declar
York Press. # mo
deeme
She Could See For RcrSeII. ing, a
Mrs. Citily-"Bridget, who was gltt OF
that at the door just W ras+r;c
Bridget-"A Teddy wantin t know any q
If we had furnished rooms" confn,
Mrs. Citily-'What did you tell will n
And i
Rrid get-"Sure, an I towld her univer
that ali our rooms were furnished. receive
1919, a. tho Ib'rv now"- not do
~ sage.
Puck. mare il
" any e.
Coinc Prepared. MESA:
aHave we got everything?" said is to =
Mrs. Tooring karr' as she @"J" the wi
her wind mask. nation
81 think so" reJolned ner Auso@hu' II goes
"The luncheon hamper, the rugs, but it
the repair kit, the-oh, by joVe!" mlsslo
He descended hastily. snanI
"I clean forgot" he exclaimed pwbom
"my check book for the hne."-Chi- larger
cago Chronicle. a miss
- people
truth
Nv flesh a
The young American neiress, mar Of eac
ried to a peer of the realm, wept Dit world;
terly, Notwithstanding. "He mas is the
broken my heart!" she walled, indivif
But" urged the noble mother-in- pc ira
"you are to be presented TO tho and ~
Is that no comfort?" iaraer
"None," replied the fair victim. NAV b
This is a cut beyond the aid OF any is to s.
court plaster. "-Baltimoro American. of the
- indivit
a Perfect Gent. and il
"But," protested Miss Jockey, Il is in +
assure YOU the stories I've been tell versaI
ing YOU were original with me. for tn,
think a gentleman would gospel
doubt my word" OF zoo
"Well," replied Brightiey, Il con- mate
it more gentlemanly to doubt tn
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