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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

One would imagine, from tho manner
n which the Mormon ecclesiasts are
lshing to defend the gaps, that this
las indeed the last dispensation of the
:ullness Of their times,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Judging from the market reports. it
would seem that all the bugs in crea-
ton have selected Kansas for a summer
outing
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10
NO SPRING TO 1T.
lie (Wyo.) Republican

Laramie IWyO.I RepuDHcan.
In the Governors mansion: Papa, why
is Wyoming weather like lumber wag-
on?" Governor, after a great deal OF
deep thought; II will have to give II UP.
daughter Why is Wyoming weather like
lumber wagon?'' There is no spring
In It,"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Utah dentists may consider porcelain
TO be a good filing material, but there
are many outside of the profession
who prefer big bcefsteak
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

On pay day the striking electricians
will observe that, because they
abandoned them, there is not much
money in their ohms.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Joseph F. has possibly lost the ability
to prophesy, but little consolat tion is
left to him in the knowledge that he
still has the money.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10
Where The Tribune Is On Sale.

Murray. Utah-Exceisior Stationery Co.,
Ind, phone 177-I-
Provo, Utah-A- V. Robson. 70 EAST oen-
Now York-Arthur Hotallng. Broa,dawsfy
and Thirty eighth street. Waiooii
Astoria; Imperial Hotel xu,,
hila6ephia-Ryans Ticket othce' WIZ
Chicago-Palner House: AUDITORIUM Ho
tel: o. e. Barrett; Empire Ne"'
Stand po,a,cb
Washington New willard. Raielsh'
Becker & Orndorh. 1927 Penn AVe'
Omaha-Tnion Station News Stand.
Kansas City-M. T. Wright ol| NA
street: Yomo News Co.
Portland-OreEon News Agency;
Los Apgeles-AleXandria Hotel b.
Amos. rootor
San FTancIsco-Hotel ST. Francis; roster
& Orear. Ferry Building; parent
seatiieNW, {. Ellis; j. r. Justice; VIII
DenverEBroWn Palace: Kendrlck Book Oh
md Stationery Co; Julius BLACK III
eoise-1danha Hotel; Boise Book and
Music Co.
Pocatello-Chafree & Company.
Ely-Thos. Odalovichs Ely Reading Hooi''
Las Vecas-Wilson Drug Co.
Rhyolite-Sam II. Spears.
Goldfield-Hunter Stationery CO.. IL
ronopah1A. p1an II. Rounsev,lis: Sherman 8
Oldfather.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

We knew very we'll that eventually
there would be some trouble with
Japan when the hierarchs sent Apostle
Grant there 70 sing.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

While it is likely that predatory
wealth should be curbed, it is mostly
dealt with on the floor of the stock
exchange.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

In view of the elevated prices Of
beef, there is probably some signif.
cancc in the old nursery rhyme about
the cow jumping over the moon.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Although the County Attorney seems
o be desirous of placing all offenders
"A tho county Jail, he has not been
Aeard to make any reference TO that
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Among the ladies in some quarters
there is movement on to stop smok-
ing in the streets-and the men are
probably willing that they should.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

People who complain because the
rain keeps up are advised by the
weather bureau that it does not do SO
ST comes down.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

When it comes to voting machines,
however. the hierarchs will assert that
they have the best ever.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

The President has laid a cornerstone,
but not the third-term ghost.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

A catalogue of the misdeeds Of the
great would naturally not include any
thing done by Hiram.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

And there may even be some doubt
about the advisability Of cultivatiDg
fast friend.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Some mollycoddles have been so bold
as to FIX March 4, 1909, as the date of
the millennium.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

II the weather man does not keep
himself well protected, this weather
NAV be the death of him.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

After all, when it comes to the vote,
Mr.. Bryan may be impossible.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Mr.. Taft is discovering that q Presi'
Dental campaign can develop Knoxious
features.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

But the Mormon high priests will
say that the Lord is all right in His
place.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Colored men must remember that
razors are made to shave with.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Bill boards are no greater nuisance
than board bills.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-10

Business communications SHOULD De ,.,, 40
dressed; Tho Tribune, Salt Lake City,
Utah" ,r,,. rrh,
Tribune Salt Lake City. Utah.
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

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Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

DeEitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills
are uneqaaled for Bzckachs, weak
kidneys. Inflammation u The bladder
and al urinary troubles / weeks
treatment for % cents. Sold By City
Pharmacy. d
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

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Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

''Oh, mamma, I'm so unhappy -
sobbed the bride Of two months.
George doesn't love me any more"
What makes you think that.
deaF2" asked the mother anxiously.
Because he expects me 20 give in
whenever he Is in the right" -BaIti-
more American
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

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Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12
UoubIeShOt.

you'd better get out-here comes
that idiot Boreham. and he's got a
story he thinks Is new that he'll in
sist on handing you
NO, he yon't-Pm immune
"How's that?"
II told him the story -cie'eiaho
Leader.
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

Some people SEEN Eaz5Ie ~ under
stand thai religion isa'I AFRAID 0. -1e
weather dz-inz The Eeek-
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

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Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

When you feel the need OF pill,
take a Dewitt Little Early Riser.
Sold by City Pharmacy. d.
Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12
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Live Oak daily Democrat. (Live Oak, Fla.) 190?-190?, 1907-06-12

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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
Experiment Station Bulletin.

We have received copy of Bulle-
tin No. so of the State Agricultural
Experiment Station at Pullman. The
bulletin is written by the chemist.
1t consists of two parts. Part l is
entitled The Chemical Composition
of Washington Forage Crops (second
report" and contains the results of
the analyses of six samples of tim
othy hay, fourteen of grain hays, six
of mountain range grasses, four o:
common grass hays, three of clover
hays, and five of root crops. The
feeding value these crops is dis
cussed and compared with that of
other crops previously analysed. Part
II is Analyses of Grains and Con-
centrated Feeding Stuffs." 1t shows
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
Horst Started to Run.

The pepper-and-salt horse attached
to Joe Edwards delivery wagon made
a dash for liberty this morning, when
left standing in front of the plump
ing shop.
The frisky steed waltzed down
OrondO and turned east into Wenas-
chez avenue. Two or three fleet
footed pedestrians fell into the wake
OF the disappearing vehicle and loud
ly urged the horse to whoa" which
request the horse ignored.
Suddenly a strong man with
clearinghouse reach put out his
right and gathered in the runaway.
No harm.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
Very Nicely Done.

Gallant Man (aside)-At last I have
her all to myself. Now I can tell her
how love her and ask her to be mine.
How shall do it, wonder?
Gentle Maid (behind her fan)-It H.
surely coming. l am SO nervous and
frightened. know he is going to be
terribly dramatic do hope shan'f
have to help him up off his knees.
Goodness, why doesn't he sag some
thing? l must break this horrible ST.
lcnce. (Aloud, recklessly) Have you
ever been abroad?
Gallant Man (smilingly)-No. I'm
saving it for wedding tour
Gentle Maid (demurely)-Why, how
funny; so am l.
Gallant Man meaningly)-The why
shouldn't we take it together?
Gentle Maid nocentlyl-Possibly
your wife and my husband might OBJ
ject to going in such Il crowd.
Gallant Man (brilliantly)-The crowd
wouldn't be objectionably large if your
husband and my wife were husband
and WIFE,
Further conversation was disjointed
and Observation-Disclosures Weekly.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

Riveted together like boiler
What? The Malleable made IL
South Bend. See it at Halbert 4
Webber Hardware Co.'S. The NAL
leable man will show you all its good
points, and it's good all the way
through AS good as the hot bis
cults and cup of coffee you will re-
ceive from the Malleable girl, to-
gether with cook book and useful
souvenir free.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
A good range means good cooking.

A good range means good cooking.
1t is impossible to associate the tw
without thinking the MaMeable
made in South Bend. The Malleable
man will tell you the reason. The
Malleable girl will serve you with hot
coffee at the store of Halbert & Web
Der Hardware Company.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

the results of analyses of oats, wheat,
barley, fax seed, bran. and shorts.
and of twelve different commercial
feeding stuffs sold in this state The
bulletin gives a good deal of informa-
tion of great value to every farmer
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

who is feeding livestock of any kind.
Any one who desires to do so may Sc
cure a copy of the bulletin free Of
charge by writing to R. w. Thatcher,
Director Experiment Station, Pull
man, Wash.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
Commissioners Meet Tomorrow.

The regular quarterly meeting OF
the county commissioners will be
held in the main room of the court
house, beginning tomorrow.
Several of the commissioners ar
rived in town today.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
Moved Children's Bodies.

The bodies of the children of B.
Slack which have been buried on the
Suuilchuck, have been removed to
the Wenatchee cemetery. Under
taker Sprague doing the work.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
WANTED-Women and girls at the
Cannery Thursday morning to
work on peaches. u

viii pay one dollar to know where
L. H. Alger is. What kid will get
the dollar? H. r. Vaughan. Hotel
Roosevelt. If
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

Some slightly used organs for sal.
cheap by Sherman Clay & Company
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
CENTER TABLES

During the balance of this week and
next we are going to give you an OPP
portunity to buy center table for your
home at material saving over any
thing offered in many day. Our new
fall stock is just in and those buying
now will have the pick of a large and
we'll assorted stock.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

Chewaukum-Lake Wenatchee Stage
Line.
Meets trains at Chiwaukum for the
remainder of the season on notifying
Oliver Bates, the Stage Man, Chi
waukum.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

The Sherman Clay Co. have some
slightly used organs for sale cheap.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
Smoke La Verda Cigars.

A social time, a cooking demon-
stration, biscuits and coffee, COOK
book and souvenir at all hours this
week at Halbert & Weber Hardware
Co.'S store. You will miss a good
thing if you miss any one of them.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

A beautiful and practical cook
book and useful souvenir free u
every visitor at the South Bend MAJ
leable Steel Range exhibit. Halbert
& Weber Hardware Co.'s store all
this week.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09

Post cards, novels and pipes at the
Mascot"
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-09
Local and Personal

Smoke Wenatchee Perfectos.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
The .am ag,sh Forty Ghosts.

A popular novelist talked with re-
greet about the old ghost habit of the
past
Famous painters first and famous
writer's afterward alike had ghosts"
be said ''Thesa ghosts were pupils,
disciples. They did the basic work OF
the masters picture or. novel, and the
master polished up. put on the finish
Ing touches and signed his name to it.
This practice, indeed. still obtains in
architecture. 1t was practice that
allowed a popular artist manifold
Increase of production and consequent
~ OF income. Dumas. the elder Du-
mas, had no less than forty ghosts
forty intelligent young men writing
away for him about D'Artagnan, Por-
thos, Aramis and the rest. But Du-
mas was reckless, and the existence of
his forty ghosts became known; hence
O good deal of scandal AT the height
Of this scandal Dumas said to lady
one night:
Have you read my last book, ma
dameY
'The lady, with mischievous smile,
replied:
emo. M. Dumas. Have your"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
A Great Catcher.

Here is play whichris vouched for
by two old ball players who saw ii
come off and admitted to be true by
the victim Of the catch, big En- Gross,
once the star catcher Of the National
league and perhaps the heaviest hit
ting catcher that ever donned a glove.
EN- was a great catcher, wonderful
his weakness, and that was In catching
foul flies. Some facetious writer In
those days remarked that En- couldn't
see the high ones in daytime
He tried for everything In sight, ran
circles around the ball and sometimes
speared ii, but he never felt at ease
when one Of those tall twisting fouls
weat up.
He was catching In Providence one
day when q Philadelphia batter polSed
up fly that looked 500 feet high.
There was a wind blowing, and the
ball began to twist around in circles,
with En- doing merry go-round under
it. Finally, seeing that it was escap-
ing, he made q desperate effort to turn
quickly and fell fat on his back.
Instinctively he threw up his feet
and hands. to protect his face. The
ball struck the sole of his shoe, bound
ed up into the air, and as it fell again
En- reached out and caught it.
And the next morning Providence's
papers had the nerve to say he did IL
ON urpose..-Chicago Tribune.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
How II Sounded.

Mother" said the college student
who had brought his chum home for
the holidays, permit me to present
my friend, Mr. Specknoodle."
His mother. who was little hard Of
hearing. placed her hand to her ear.
I'm sorry, George, but / didn't quite
catch your friends name. You'll have
to speak little louder I'm afraid"
II say, mother" shouted George, ~
want to present my friend, Mr.. Speck,
noodle!'
I'm sorry, George, but Mr.. -
What was the name again?"
mr.. Specknoodlew George fairly
yelled.
The old lady shook her head sadly.
I'm sorry, George, but I'm afraid
it's no use. 1t sounds just like Speck-
noodle to me."-Detroit News.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
Birds That Boat In Their Nests.

'"rhe mother bird sat on her eggs at
the waters edge, and when l APP
preached she pushed off with her foot
as though the nest had been boat,
and away she fioated calmly down the
stream"
"What you saw was a rare specta-
cleP said the nature student. 1.-THE
bird was q grebe, the COLUMBUS minor
She always builds on the waters edge,
and her nest is always woven Of aquat-
ic plants so closely and firmly that it
will float herself and her eggs without
Aeaking. On the approach of danger
the Bird pushes off. Nor is she at the
currents mercy during her voyage.
She uses her foot as a paddle, and
have seen her steer her boat-nest with
some little dexterity round bend,
landing in quiet cove as well. say, as
the average young lady waterman"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
He Felt compIimentsd.

A man from Philadelphia, says a
writer in the Ledger of that city, was
visiting in town of very few inhab-
itants. One day when he was about to
make purchase lie discovered that lie
had exhausted his small change. The
shopkeeper could not break the ten
dollar bill offered him. and the man
went out in the main street to see how
he might solve the difficulty He asked
several persons, but no one had the
requisite amount for the bill. At last
an old white haired, seedy negro came
along. In sheer desperation the man
said:
Uncle, can you change a ten dollar
bill for me?"
"Uncle" looked daZed for q moment,
then his stumbling figure Strengthened
With a dofIing of the hat and a bow
worthy of Chesterfield he replied, with
dignity:
mo, marse, can't change no ten dol
lar bill, but / done 'preciates the COM
pliment jes' the same, sah."
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
Ererh Sheets at premium.

The woman who had just returned
from abroad, where she had visited
some country towns, was telling of the
comforts and discomforts of the Euro
pean country hotel. '"They have an
aversion to putting fresh sheets on the
beds for every new guest" she said,
land we always pulled down the bed
clothes the minute we We're assigned
our rooms to examine the sheets. Ten
chances to one they were wrinkled and
had that slept in appearance, and we
invariably insisted on fresh ones.
Finally we struck series Of towns
where the hotel proprietors got the
best of us, for the sheeting they used
was a sort of creepy stuff, something
like seersucker, and for the life of you
you couldn't tell whether they'd been
slept on or not."-New York Press.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
nrouoh, . sIu,b 70 Her CHECK.


There was Il story told OF one of the
worlds great vocalsts singing as
young girl at private house. She was
overwhelmed with praise. BY and by,
says the London News, she came and
sat by an elderly lady, who congratu-
lated her on the way she had sang, but
ventured to offer one or two sugges-
tons. The young singer treated the,
hints with scorn and afterward asked
the hostess who ''the old lady" was
who had dared to give her suggestions.
"Oh, that was Nine. Goldschmidt," re-
piled the lady. "And who is Nine
GoldschmidtT was the next impatient
query. well, she's better known as
Jenny Lind" said the hostess. And
then the singer blushed for shame at
her dlsdainful reception of hints from
the Swedish Nightingale"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
Hardened hx sulnhurio Acid.

Hardening an ordinary drill in sui
phuric acid, states the English Me-
chanic, makes an edge that will cut
tempered steel or facilitate cutting
hard rock. The acid should be poured
into fiat bottomed vessel to depth
of about one-eighth of ap inch. The
point of the drill is heated to q dull
cherry red and dipped in the acid to
that depth. This makes the point ex-
tremely hard, while the remainder re-
mains soft. If the point breaks, re-
harden, but with little less acid In
the vessel :
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
A DANGEROUS Secret.

Upon asking an eminent scientist
how he accounted for enjoying eycep-
tional and uubroken good health doc.
tor was Informed that the cause was
habitUal self denial. in fact" admit
ted the professor, 81 only partake OF
one meal each day" 'Hushv' eXclaim-
ed the physician in, alarm. pray keep
this to yourself! If many people were
to follow your example we medical
men should be ruined. "-Westminster
Gazette.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
His Preference.

"Our new Chef" said the manager or
the restaurant stopping to chat with
the patron who had deep lines between
his eyebrows, "is wonder. l really
believe the man could take an old rub
Der shoe and make an appetizing dish
Of It," THAT sop asked the patron,
tapping meditatively with his fork up
on the steak that had been served him.
Suppose you tell the waiter to take
this steak back and ask the chef to fix
up rubber shoe for me."-Modern So
ciety.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
The Farmer In the Lighthouse.

A farmer had secured an appoint
ment as light keeper in a Maine coast
lighthouse The first night he went on
duty he lighted up promptly at dusk
and at IL o'ciock carefully extinguish-
ed the lamp. The next day of course
there was trouble, and when he was
taken to task he replied that he sup
posed 10 o'clock was late enough to
keep the light going. as he thought
that all honest men should be in bed
at that hour.-Boston Herald.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
CouIdn't Be Done.

\ colored preacher who had only o
,mall share of this worlds goods and
whose salary was not forthcoming on
several occasions became exasperated
At hic morning service he spoke to his
church members in this way:
"Bredern and sistern. things is not
as they should be. You must not
spects l can preach on nth an bca'd
In heben."
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
His Little Scheme.

"You mortified me terribly" COM
planned Mrs. Richley.
How demanded her sick husband.
"Wby did you tell the new doctor you
were in the habit Of eating corned beef
and cabbage? We never have such
common food rs that"
"Well, want him to fix his charges
On corncd beef and cabbage basis"
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
The Usual Cauce.

"Ala. Sis is just home from the hair.
drcssers and she's in n tearing rage
WHAT'S wrecked her tempet?"
''i'm not sure. but rather think II
was n head-on collision caused by q
misplaced switch. Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Owosso times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1897-1926, 1907-07-12
The Naked Truth.

An old fable says that Truth and
Falsehood went in bathing together.
Falsehood came first out OF the water
aud dressed herself in Truths gar
nents. Truth, unwilling to put en-
Fslsehood's clothes, went naked.