The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-01-26


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pictures.
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has not come down r tle on.. got
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your card when he arrives
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doubt BE- amy one ever entered upon
the duties of public office with "a
greater desire to lD what uas right
than curtis d. Huko8 For bi- honesty
of purpose 3s sheriff and DIS s,eadfast
qualities as man J have tae highest
regard. But
Iaukca Zoo his desire t0 give an ef-
fectiye administration. an administra-
ton that De knows the Democratic
party viii Doe held responsible for long
after ne has crossed the Great Divide.
has announced that be- wants loyal
men. Men who win work to make his
But is he getting men WHO are "loyal?"
for one, can answer that he is GER
tainly getting "loyar men. But to
whom are they loyal Why TO Cap
tain Parker.
Right under the nose Of Iaukea the
Democratic sheriff, Captain Parker
the Republican, Civic Federationist,
ready-to-b be- Democrat and any old poo
litica thing, is slowly establishing a
machine that will, within a short
time. enable Parker to become a poll
teal power in whatever party he may
care TO throw his influence. II would
not surprise me in the least to hear OF
Parker trying 20 secure the nomination
for himself for sheriff next time.
one fact is certain, there were few
20 appointments made recently, that were
20 not satisfactory TO Parker There are
t signs now that steps are under way on
20 the part Of the Parker clique to elimi-
e nate the distasteful ones from the force
o to make room for some friends OF
e Parker II is a pretty game not
8 che-fa game, that is being played
o. right under the nose Of the opposition
10 but once Iaukea is fully acquainted
( with the conditions. / have too much
q faith i'm him, not to believe that the
- game will be blocked.
- NSSS
e That Examiner story OF the japanese
e here secretly storing LARGE quantities
y of rice, presumably against troubloui
I times arising from that much talked-o
r but invisible war between Japan anC
0 the United States, has been verified.
t personally investigated the story, since
. some folks We're skeptical, and / know
d every word of the account to be true
But the Honolulu correspondent of thu
Examiner neglected to relate the Sc
e quel TO the story and that is that thu
T weevils have gotten into the rice anC
o eaten it all except 20 pounds.
And this reminds me Of the Exam
g liner correspondents story OF the sug
r. gestion that the lava flows on Hawai-
10 be diverted TO the Hilo waterfront s,
v as to construct a breakwater and saw,
] vast expense. II is q good idea but
like many grand inspirations and in
ventions, it is incomplete i'm the min'
e Of the genius who conceived # and !
e is up to some lesser intellect to i'm
h prove upon the original As such less
err intellect aforesaid I would advis
a that the construction of ditch for tn
e guidance Of the lava TO the Waterfront
i of Hilo would be a poor job. for tn
e ditch might become clogged unless con
= stantly creased with cocoanut oil. In
o stead. an asbestos syphon might b
l. constructed from the crater to the see
It Put your giant syphon on a huge Gran
II that it may be swung conveniently an
d when the breakwater is complete tn
e lava can be used for casting dwellin
e houses, in one piece. in wooden moldi
r. SSSS
/ l have some thing very, very i'm
y portant TO relate. AS a matter c
he fact l ought not to write of it in thi
n department 1t more properly, be
le longs in the society columns Of the pa
l. per- because it is secret and Shout
N be told to the fair sex only. Never
p theless il is a matter in which Their
l. may be others who are interested, so
will tell Of it here.
Do you know that there are not les
m than four divorces on the tapis?
l. mean divorces, i'm which everybod
We here from the Panhard circles of til
Of 400, down TO the more meek, and Iowl
Of Of our midst is interested? Think {
v. 1t, four couples, well known in Homo
IN lulu.-although all of them are M
,e living here at the present time-heal
IN sick and lonely though grated ont
4, the incubus Of a non-providing hu,
g band or some thing like that
| have baar1 fpFovr,.1
- no one can expect me to divuIge n
- source Of my information-that one 4,
- the grounds upon which one al II
would-be divorces is to rely to secul
p" dissolution Of the holy bonds of ma
trimony-made holy by a bunch O
81 highballs that We're shot through tner
~ is non-ability to produce enougl
" cash, or some thing equivalent.
IL But / desire TO say that under I
n circumstances, viii / utter one woi
an that viii Ift11lga fop a. ..---..4 A