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Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
WHAT'S THE USE?
To Pour in Coffee When IL Acts as a
Vicious Enemy.

Fasters have gone without food for
without sleep. For a long time l have
not been sleeping well, often lying
awake for two or three hours during
the night but now l sleep sound every
night and wake up refreshed and Wig
orous," says a Calf. woman.
do you know why? It's because l
used to drink coffee but finally cut it
out and began using Postum. Twice
since then 1 have drank coffee and
both times l passed a sleepless night,
and so / am doubly convinced coffee
caused the trouble and Postum re-
moved it.
my brother was in the habit of
drinking coffee three times day. He
was troubled with sour stomach and /
would often notice him getting soda
from the can to relieve the distress in
his stomach; lately hardly a day
passed without dose of soda for re-
lief.
Finally he tried cup of Postum
and liked it so well he gave up coffee
and since then has been drinking
Postum in its place and says he has
not once been troubled with sour stom-
ach."
Even after this lady's experience
with coffee her brother did not suspect
for time that coffee was causing his
sour stomach, but easily proved it.
Coffee is not suspected in thousands
Of cases just like this but it's easily
proved. A ten days trial works won
ders. There's a Reason"
Read the famous little book, THE
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
SQUIRRELS Reared by a Cat.

Among the interesting things shown
at recent meeting of the Geological
society were two young specimens OF
the English squirrel, which had al.
most entirely changed in color from
the usual chestnut-brown to a light
drab, the ears and feet only showing
traces of the original color. 1t was
stated that the animals had been
taken from a nest when very young,
and put in charge of a cat, which
acted as foster-mother, and successful.
" raised them. 1t was suggested that
this fact might have caused the color
change.-St. James Gazette.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
The Three MiIkmen.

A man in a small western town
bought quart of milk and on arriv.
ing home found it was adulterated
with water The next day he posted
bills in different sections of the town
reading:
Il bought a quart of milk yesterday
which l found to be adulterated. If
the scoundrel will bring me another
quart I'll not denounce him."
The next day he found three quart
cans on his doorstep. There were
three dairymen in the town.--Judges
Library.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
Her Secret Sorrow.

THAT woman over there has some
hidden sorrow" declared the SYM
pathetic one, as she came in and took
her seat at a table not far away. Il
have often noticed her. See. Her
companion orders everything she
could possibly want, and yet she sits
there silent with face like a mask.
l am awfully sorry for her."
Don't you worry" advised her pes
simistic friend. That's her husband
with her. She's bored, that's ALL"
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
Her Best Recollection.

Mrs. Lapsling was explaining the
nature of the injury sustained by
Johnny when he fell off the back
porch.
Its wonder he ever went through
it alive" she said. THE doctor says
he came mighty near fracturing HE
jdxtaposition. You know that's the
bone next to the Medallion obligato. "
Chicago Tribune
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
Foreiun Waterways.

Since we began the neglect and
abandonment of canals, France has
quadrupled her waterways. Accord
ing to figures furnished by CONNER
cial associations, the British isles
have 5000 miles of canal and it does
not all antedate the railroad.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
A Country Marvel.

The little fresh air boy was COM
fortably CHARTERED in a farm house
near the salt water for his summers
outing. The first day he strolled down
the road to the marshes and he stared
in establishment at the cat-tails grow
ing there. Then turning around to a
native of the place who was accom-
panying him he said: Gosh; didn't
know that sausages grow on sticks"
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
A Misouynlst.

"Me father" said Mrs. Murphy, "al-
ways gifts up whin lady enthers the
room"
1.-The ould man is too suspicious"
Mr.. Murphy grunted. 81 never seen
the woman yit that 'ud be name
enough to hit We when We was sittin'
down."-Chicago Daily News.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24

l could not do housework, and for two
years did not get out of the house.
The kidney secretions were irregular,
and doctors were not helping me.
Doan's Kidney Pills brought me quick
relief, and finally cured me. They
saved my life"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24

Man does what he can, and bears
what he must, and the name by which
he calls the result is left to each to
decide; clever man calls it happi-
ness.-Goethe.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24

from kidney trou-
bles. My back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
S h a + p, S h o o t i n g
pains. My eyesight
was poor. dark spots
appeared before me,
and l had dizzy
spells. For ten years
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting. sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Don't accept any substitute. SampleFREE.
Address a. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24

Only love can keep out bitterness
love is stronger than the worlds III
kindness.-George Eliot.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24

To form devices quick is woman's
wit.-Euripides.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
TEN YEARS OF PAIN.
Unable to Do Even Housework Be-
cause of Kidney Troubles.

Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, Of Gin
ton ST., Napoleon, o., says: "For
fifteen years / was great sufferer
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
Does Your Head Ache?

Capsules of your Druggist. 25c.
Norman Lichty Mfg. Co., Des Moines, Ia.
Charlevoix county herald., 1907-08-24
Mrs. WInaL.

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teetbng, scftens the gums reduces In
hammation aays pain, cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10

that is necessary. though little phys
zeal culture will keep down any thick
ening of the waist muscles.
The rough pDng2Cs have come back
with re-enforcrments. Last year the
majority of them were plain. but this
season they are pladcd, blocked. strip
ed and crossba red.
The foulaIdS shown are unlike those
we are accustJ mpd to wear Few of
the new designs are in floral effects.
Instead the backgrounds are of wide or
narrow stripes with geomctrical or
scroll patterns.
Leaf designs in the new embr0idoricS
are new and striking. The silk passe
menteries are really gorgeous. the flow
cred being of soft raised silk and chif
fon.
The theater bonnet of the moment
consists of wire framed wreath of
flowers and silver tissue with sweep
ing feathers or an aigret in front or
at one side. The coil of hair forms the
only crown of this hat in name only.
Powered batiste makes the small
girls gown seen in the cut. The jump
er waist is worn over chemisette Of
tucked muslin.
JUDO CH0LLET.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10

with more eeiat than any other body
on earth. legislative or otherwise. bar
none. When ii comes to farces. 1t not
only takes the cake. but the entire bak-
cry Its latest achievement in this
line il the Reed Smoot ease. For three
or four years several grave and revcr-
end seigniors have kept themselves in
the llmelight by systematically ana
frequently informing an expectant
world precisely what they were about
to do to Smoot. The shouting of the
captains, the sounding of the tomtoms.
the rubaduh of the drums, were some
thing awful. The result will recall Ia
classical scholars the lines. "Parturi
unit montes; ridiculus mus est" lrhe
mountains are in labor: n ridiculous
mouse is born. True, Horace puts the
verb in the future tense, and Change
it to the present tense so as to make
it fit the ease, for the ridiculous mouse
is born. the Smoot mouse. Senator
Julius Caesar Burrows Numbered ut
Smoot. While Smoot smiled. The Mich
igan J. c. cannot repeat the proud
boast Of the mighty J. &. and say.
"Veni. vidi. vici''-not by iuqfu!. He
should make his saying thus: Il came.
l saw, | was walloped." And where
fore? Why will Smoot serve ont his
term? Because Senator Marcus \.
Hanna entered iuto an alliance. often
sive and defensive. with the Mormon
apostles which alliance suhsists to this
day ana which has all along been
Shoots shield and buckler. There
never was any more chance to fire him
from the senate than there is to raise
cotton proiitably on Greenland'S icy
mountains.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
Already Eadinn

One of the quecrest things known
amoug men is the status of the gov
errors of New York. Any man elected
to the chief magistracy of that COIN
monwealth Immediately becomes Il
presidential possibility. How long he
remains, such depends on many things
Two months ago Charles Evans
Hughes was hailed as the greatest
man ever by certain sYeophants. He
was dead sure to be president etc
Even his dullest remarks were sent
out broadcast by the Associated Press
us equal to King Solomon's proverbs
but somehow or somehow else Re
seems 70 have suffered an eclipse
What fools We mortals be-
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10

white crossed b. delicate lines Of color
ARE smart materials. Oh the less
dressy frocks which the mems suitings
turn out there is seldom any trimming
other taan that Of stitchirg but The
more elegant checked stuifs are trim
med slightly on the coats with taHeta
In black or colors. with narrow sou-
tache outliniHgs forming fiat neck and
cuff adornments, The majority OF the
coats are collarless. and sleeves are of
both wrist and elbow lengths If. the
coat IS loose, there may be narrow
vest
The sleeves for practical coats ana
fFettkes sfe not neTtrffy 50 Dig rs those
we have been wearing.
When it comes to the odd coat. it f.
plain that the tan covert has not lost
its prestige There are many smart
models. both long and short. but the
shorter coats fall barely to the hip or
the least bit below it.
\ perfectly new model for tan coy
srt or any lightweight cloth which
would do for spring is long. fight fit
ting paletot which on the figure is ex-
treuely fetching. The seams of these
run in long straight lines.
The child's coat illustrated is model
especially adapted for pique or any of
the summer fabrics. 1t is trimmed
with embroidery on collar and cuffs,
and the double breasted fronts fasten
with pearl buttons
JUDO CHOLLET.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
A Coed Example.

E1-Goyelnor w J. Northen Of Geor
gia deserves well ct TIE hanas'of SIS
countrynien for his efforts il favor 5f
law and order Every good man an
woman everywhere win wish hinf
well, not that there Is more Visitation
Of law aad fufra etion Of order il Gear
gia than elsewhere, because there is
too much Of both in every state aa}
country under the sun. Goseraoe
Northen sets a 1na example to other
eminent men. which, let rs hape. will
be followed by many.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
ST. Charles Banner News PHILOSOPHY.

ST. Charles Banner News Philosophy.
When | was Il boy back i'll the hill
country of Kentucky one of the fat
vorite copies set for us by the Old
field Schoomaster was. MANY men
of many minds which is true. 1t is
also true that there are many ways
of expressing an idea beneficial to
mankind. The st. Charles Banner
News is one of the sprightlest papers
in my district Recently it contained
this suggestive editorial paragraph
The man who has placed fine walks
around his house on the inside of the
fence. but who has neglected 10 place
any walks on the outside where the gen
eral public might have q share of his
convenience, will never be guilty of
planting apple trees along the public
highway so that after his death the
weary traveller may partake of the fruit
and shade. Upon his gravestone nobody
will have the nerve to carve He loved
his fellow men,.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
FACTS AND FANCiES.
The Wasp Waist Again Modish-Pon
gees In Smart Effects.

Sylphlike waists are again to figure
In fashions. With the introduction of
round skirts. no enc will he surprised
to learn this fact. for the two invaria-
bly, go together. There need be no
Tightening Of the waist. Just II little
dergarments to prevent bulkiness is all
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
Experience as a Teachsr.

THE way to get a thing done prop
srly." remarked the home grown phi
.osopher. is to 10 It yourself. =
That's where you go lame. reioin-
ed the man with the absent hair. "The
proper way is 70 let your wife do It.
Then she can't say, I told you so.''
Chicago News.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10

~ touching the La Toilette bill re
:. stricting the hours Of labor for
railroad employees to sixteen out Of
twenty-four When the La Toilette hill
reached the house the Republican ma
jority on the committee on interstate
and foreign commerce cooked up =
substitute which was full of blow
holes The house Republican machine
tried to force II through under whip
and spur. thinking the Democrats would
be afraid to fight their miserahly Wcak
substitute because 1t Seemed TO he -
good measure having the appearance.
but not the substance. But the De3
ocrats. to the utter disgust of tho Re
publican sleight of hand performers
lined up soldly against the humhue
and beat it on roll call. thing alway-
dreaded Ivy towards. AS it required
two-thirtls to pass it. we knocked it
high as a kite. taking the sensible 10
sition that no bill on the subject was
better than this make believe oil
Something happened suddenly. In less
than week the Republican higw -
came down off their high perch and re-
ported to the ENTHUSIASTICALLY every
thing the Democrats clam0red for. and
mirabie dictu. the bill containing what
the Democrats had contended for pass
ed on roll call without even one vote
against it. though two voted present.
twas a famous victory, sure as you
i've
Stranger yet. the Republican machin-
lists became so alarmed by their effort
to knock ont the Ia Toilette bill in the
first instance that they made haste t.
bring in Il rule to pass what amountei
really TO a Democratic substitute fo
the La Toilette bill. which substitute is
much stronger than the La Toilette bill.
because the substitute provides that
railroad telegraphers shall not be com
PEELED or permitted to work more than
nine hours out OF twentyfour, while
the La Toilette bill did not touch tie
subject of telegraphers 1T all. That
provision ought TO save thousands 81
lives annually AS Messrs. John SHARP
Williams OF Mississippi and David Al
baugh De Almond OF Missouri are rival
candidates for the minority leatlcfslih
md ara now rho pamnrratit, ntprnl5oe.
a., .;tt., -. - t,,.t1
vi t'ie eo'isht' W. ~ ialss' CIV -.
their remarks in full for the doahl"
purpose of showing their styles d
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remarkS me TACT tilat We alti VIZ
superb Victory for right aud justice
ft,e ho,,sp flaiI3ot.rats had deppsfla atf-
8...n t4,4.. ,.s4
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tory vInaic21f's 9ilt tiNig ~ IN heff
Mr. 8ffltaflS saills
hf. Siseseaaf. 80
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action 04 ttl98e - Use Nks9
the stsp lst1i q az a6a
passea 1als iAAt Ihe at8l
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The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
HINTS FOR SPRING.

new alIorCd SkIft5 = Lnecks aid
Mems Sujtinc Smart.
The new skirts on spring tailor
mades are short. reaehing barely 10 tie
instep in many cases. and have side
breadths cut with beoad circular
flore. The apron front gore IS held Sat
with shared box plait made solid
with enc or Three side ones. The effect
of this trout IS 5lat IF a Z upside
down with lie ale"p point Iaei.iag
Mems sai5iss and spring ehee&s
thin lightweight woods with mueh
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
A Stupendous Farce.

The senate of the United States is
the self styled most august legislative
body on earth" That it is only a part
Of any legislative body is the truth,
but let that 90. When the senate SETS
its head it can pull off a bigger farce
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
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Clark's =
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Democrats In House Rout Machine Re-
pubhcans Restricting Hours Of Labor ~
on Ra,lways--The Reed Smoot Farce.
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the committee on rules this morning.
strikes out the word consecutive where
Il occurs and cures that objection.
Then. MIR. Speaker. as the bill was pre-
seutrd 10 the house the other day and
as Il would have become a law if two
thirds had voted for 1t, leaving no power
of amendment, IN the house, no prosccu-
tions could have been entered except
under direction of the attorney gen
pral." thereby initiating prosecutions at
Washington. with results which all may
Noll understands: first, of delay and. sec
endly. that for the most part the central
Office OF the department OF justice at
Washington would not know what was
going on and therefore would not initiate
or direct"
Not the Best Bill
The bill as now modified strikes out
the words on lines 10 and ID of page s.
''under direction of the attorney gen
eral." and leaves the district attorneys Of
the United States 10 proceed to prosecute
without waiting for orders from Wash
inston Then Mr. Speaker. the word
duly" has been stricken out and sat
isfactory put in its place in line II on
page s, because the latter word was
thought to be more liberal in the direc-
ton of the remedy desired.
Now Mr.. Speaker this is not the best
bill that the Democratic party could pre-
sent to the country upon this subject
Il is not as good bill as the minority
members of the committee on Interstate
and foreign commerce. who the other
day signaized their devotion to the best
interests of the country by leading this
side of the house to the course that it
took, could prepare, but IL is the best
bill we can get now, and II has been so
nearly perfected in every respect that we
do not feel that we can stand in the
pathway of the proposed legislation so
important in every way.
Mr.. Speaker the Democracy never per-
formed a more signal service to the coun-
try: the Democratic members of the in
terstate and foreign commerce committee
never performed more signal service To
the country than they did the other day
when they refused to be stampeded by
the cry that they were opposing six
teen hour law" and defeated the suspen-
sion of the rules, so that the house might
get what it now hasa better bill
And, I repeat, | am glad TO hear the
gentleman from Pennsylvania Mr.. Dali
zelll justify our conduct by telling the
house how much better this bill is than
the one which the other side of this
chamber. guided by their leaders. tried
on Monday last to cram down our
threats without any power of amendment
or of betterment
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
Judge De Almonds Speech.
Judge De Almond said.

or of betterment
Judge De Almonds Speech.
Judge De Almond said;
Mr. Speaker, this proceeding tnis morn
Ing furnishes us the lone example in all
the history of your rule in this house as
/ recollect IL. of actual progress made in
the proceedings of the committee on
rules. The committee. after a great deal
of travail and a great deal of hesitation
aud reluctance has reported rule which
will tend to facilitate legislation upon
this most Important subject A good
MANY have been waiting quite little
while for the presentation of "A rule Of
an entirely different character How II
came. aboat that that rule was not pre-
scented, and how it happened that this
rule q modification of that in important
particulars, is substituted, we do not
know, Contrary to that very sacred
thing known as precedent in this
house. the committee ltpon rules has
reallr concluded 10 submit 10 the house
q rule that is toiorable It h TRUE that
tfee S Is be 10 alneadmeat and no on
partWitp for Il Strange 1T isl too that
With abundance % tfe4e fel things tat
are not itg1sran there Isl not ano0@h
tire t. fsEai the members of this
hatfs Tarr one &C thetn i sovereign
reprossn .e3lye iu hls own right 10 offer
azsl eanai5e3 afnandmeafs cad 50 vote
asa e aet tasH his op.n views all nrep-
oaf1fens sahrtfte3 upon question of
yery. araa 4 fr rtaal9fra importance
nt8 #se Il faat ~ fs8ve where
But perg lsAa ID e4raa ana fIiat eratie-
itelv. LET us be tlllsflil Taera Is at
IaHt 3Y}4,aTsf34 rs. ats.ea t6 tins f7efsa aud
10 tie ,.ss - - sd 70 fts, eoaaf4-- ia
set Some tafiafaHah lnaf sei1 ase5a,nfislf
snn3afi4tres ttE s. Sefsf1ssHfe yh,7 yer.f
tlsl3oviness. fss1, III iznegzEre7v. it9 rla4fal.
10 reotlgr thfe 4ns8sttea. If III sh6e1a f,as
ahs3itstefs rsa~tifaae ard gF Eases Is
knowiualv - ereat reluctance aid
much daltheItzson. Nit8sf1essas-. H'lps uard
'tentlSectifivs Pie III with full rinaar-
standing ard Ser Tie gissct nft-o ne Of
makiaH this lperiei8tiaf1 tesaIrsr ttaa feen
withdrawn. ~ 7tl@aua 1na4t felte ags5Iy,
wllhdr8ra a.er f7aeh easllpgefs31 81
notes and nue. confederation or possible
consequences. b,a{ n ID vsft hira-.a and
the house nou has tbs ap-lar5tiafEy. 1n-
der the foftn &c a rule taos5 drastic In ito
terms. expression and p1trpa6e. 10 ssad
to conference Something upon which
there nav Be rested 4 bene FER po51 leo
isIation.
THINKS 10 tic tiInidffv or the commit.
tee on rules thanks to tho f3agvesrs ana
influences whatever they nav be. tao.
5.s.e eoeFee .,,. 1aat aody e eoereian l'1l9
eei,ree. st,aeti4iae witch NAV res,fis s.
good 10 the pHbifet May tilqse persons
Who eoereed the commits on rules
~ = tt'. Z, t'a.7''l-s 49, ss.
ID exarted again and asaini MaF this be
the aawtiiHg Of the day when The com
Al4eiGe 04l IS3les Will cease 70 bt d4t3-
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
ARTICLE VI.

This act OF incorporation may be
APPENDED or altered or the corporation
dissolved by a vote Of tbree-fourths in
amount Of the capital stock Of said cor
poranon at a special meeting TO be called
Tor such purpose, in the manner herein
after nrnEided
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10

Miss Phoebe Couzin e&-Unifed
States maralial f1f the eastern district
Of Missouri disa.ents toto Gaelic FROM
G. C.'s structures on old Bachelors ant
thinks that they are the proper thing
Miss Phoebe Il fine. Intelligent won
al aud ASSES or yernaenlar with FORGE
and precision A debate betHiSt her
and the sage Of Princeton would add
very much to the rasety Of nations.
with the chances Of victory faeuria4
Miss Fhoebe. ~ all means let us
have the debate.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10

The prolonged battle Of the Rhode
Island money BAGS for a seat IA the
senate Of the United States masag =
patriots gorge rise ana Is a disgraee
to the republic Nobody claims ftat
the candidates have any parfifuI3r
qualification for hte place. and If
Messrs. Wetnore and Colt were poor
fiftf11 TREY never would have been
thought Of in that connection. and yer
this is tile land Of equal opportunities.
so called.
The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-03-10
ARTICLE VII.

Whenever the corporation is dis
solved by limitation OF otherwise, its
affairs shall be administered and wound
up by two liqnidators to be selected by
the stockholders a. a meeting called for
that purpose in the manner provided in
this act These liquidators shall con
tinue in Office until the full liquidation
of the affairs of the concern. In case of