Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1907-06-07

NO, but she does. Baltimore Amer
lean.
He-I always have my evening din
ners served la carte. She-From one
OF those night lunch wagons, | sup
pose.-Chicago Daily News.
Lady Cyclist-Can you tell me if
there is any Saxon work in this
church? Old Man-Lor' bless yer,
mum, l be the Saxon.-Punch.
willie Green" said the teacher,
you may define the word memory"
Memory" said Willie, sis what we
forget with. philadelphia Record.
Wife-Now that DR.. Parker has
married that millionairess, do you sup
pose he'll cut us? Husband-Yes; but
he'll charge more for doing it.-Judge.
Il admire a man." said Uncle Eben
dat keeps hopin' fob de best. But
doesn' like to see him sit down an
call it a days work. Washington
Star.
"Bigley seems to have broad and
somewhat startling views of art"
Eyes. He got his early impressions in
a billboard neighborhood cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Some day, my little man, you may
be President of the United States"
I'm in no hurry" answered the preco-
cious child. Il have to listen to
enough advice now"-Washingt
Star.
How come you putin up light
min rod?-don't you believe in Prov
idence?" ooh, yes; but de trouble is,
de lightnin' don't stay long huff ter
git dedicated in my beliefs" ATLANTA
Constitution.
Miss Caustick-Were you much i'm
pressed with Old CASTLE while you
were in Spain? Mrs Suddenrich-No,
l don't care for it. We get all our
soaps in Paree by the box.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
"a large numberf of people keep on
talking when they have ceased think
ing" says the Baltimore American.
But would you make voiceless soil
tude of our best society-Cleveland
Plaindealer
Della" began Mrs. Newliwed, tim
idly; Il don't suppose-er-that you
would-er-object to my getting an
alarm clock" mot at all, ma'am,"
replied the sleepy cook; them things
never disturb me at all. "-Philadelphia
Press.
I'm afraid to take fencing lessons,
for tits such an exhausting exercise"
mot a bit of it. Who told you so?"
'tMaizie is taking them, and she al
ways is talking about how she feints
so often while she's practising. BAL
timore American.
my daughter is positively delighted
with her new piano." said Miss Mex
dore; she's quite familiar, you know
with all the classical composers"
"Familiar?" exclaimed Mrs. Pepprey,
why, she's positively flippant. -
Philadelphia Press.
Green-I thought Drawley, the ar
chitect, was quite wealthy. Brown
Well. you thought right. Green-But
he has recently been declared bank
rupt. Brown-Naturally. He under
took to build house for himself
Chicago Daily News.
'aThen there's another thing, Miss
Hayho. You know-what was that
curious noise?" 1T was only the
clock. 1t always makes sound like
that when the calendar hand moves to
the next figure What were you about
to say, Mr.. g?"-Chicago
Tribune.
Lady (who has asked Jones to tea
at her club)-So awfully sorry.
quite forgot had Down with Man"
meeting. But please take seat and
make Yourself comfortable. We shall
only be about an hour. Zones says
he thinks he'll go and do some shop
ping. Punch.
"Ive brought your letters back.
Where are mine?" 'They are in my
safe-deposit vault at the bank. l re-
gard them as my share of the assets
of our joint enterprise thus far, and
shall keep them. You know love let
tiers are often equivalent to gilt-edged
securities in these times. Judge.
Her Mother-Does your husband
take you into his confidence regarding
his business affairs? Young Wife-Oh,
yes; he did so only this morning.
when | asked him to let me have
$50 for a new gown he said he was
very sorry, but business was SO bad
lust now he couldn't possibly do it,
Chicago Daily News.