Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-09-03

More Comedy Than Tragedy
I'm South American Revolution
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! ~ inns very moment in the unite'
1'a'es oil 'o'ohnia' wherc You throw
| c"''u''n nahuiui ol nliis Tor uirl
ths cartwheeis anu get change enousf
| rom an Eheilsh sovereign or az
Ai"rr'caii iiVcuoiiar pili TO oVerlop
,'h'iNot pashe'' you may see stree
! ucSs"'S cliw'iig about mumbling fol
| INJURED uoiais or TWO TO pny
| p''1 10 e.t' anu 'hoy Ten IL story OF
ia',i heacii yaich'stnan shipping
| q m"iul"' Oh iion""'ah TN dollars Ion
mus ne S'ory may or may not
w t'"c nut ! KNOW 1t took me q
"'oi''u. we h,st ''iic came north. tf
WIN DUCK III ana proper respect foi
p'p', n,o'e!,
MAKING 'ne announcements.
The next step in the business OF
revolution making is the cable an.
nounccmcnts. Some moving and us
unly quite imaginary instance of
p,tslucii''nl 'yrahny Is cited. with =
plIp"l"lorF mint Oh unrest In the cap
'iai anu prcmonitory rambic of
up, isi"s III lhc provinces. Then
IoN'cs 'nc news OF me iinal awaken
.nS VI 'ne lovers oil liberty. and some
aonee'e'u movement or other on the
p.rt VI 'he desperate patriots. Then.
y, ,o"r''' tne government Is declar-
W. W DC mop,liIihg troops. as it al
""'s "as 10 90. Ihcn the name Of
,n..,, .,'io"eu Hopunlic Is bla2oncd
nc c"i"hc'pator whose devot-
'N,''"e,S "rr reported TO he well
,I,n,' WI ~, determined 10 maintain
,,a,i,. p',,.''i ireeuonl' There is us
III I"''o' anoul negotiations for
,u "'.",S' OF navy. rms also
,,,'. a' VII 'hoheh OF course 1t can
80 ~ u"rowh mo me purchaser
T.. @ o".nper mike OF revolution.
'n So" Ai''c,'c" however. 1t need
:, -. IT," i,''iN"' n ,usooat or Two.
s.eai'er WIN nor crown
III, uu'ne OUT. derelict ircishtcr
~, mi,l, w" p'a'e riVets gone, or side
stm,,. .oo unseaworthy to lose
,s ~ n.r nativc shores.-of such
"'"e''"ohl Hepuoilc'
lake for instance. tile case of Hat
u. me Haitians, during n period OF
'iisSehsion ana unrest. hungcrcd for
navy. Ihey insisted on navy.
30 navy was bought. 1t was Il none
100 iieet, old. hamburg built dcmi.
passenger, semifreisht steamer that
iinu comes To grief somewhere east
VI cuDn. But what is navy with.
our OFFICERS anu mon? or thing of
cnsihcs without an engineer? So thcy
"nceuied inc mebriatc third officer
VI Hcrilian coasting line to he their
H"',',rai' bnt there was still the
p.op,enl OF me engines a discharg-
~ .,iec, ,lu,on c"pih steward heard of the
uii'lcui'y, ana mounted to II with n
mu,ii a'.teineNt 'hat he was duly
- eui'cu chicI engineer and lucki-
e'"nS"' SUN I'LL search of an en-.
nc s'holi or the oil down be-
, wT ''""c MN la.her seasick; but his
,,,,,, ~ wa9 peantiiui che. The
p'''''', government ordered trial
wn. =, ~ ne" ha'E' inc Admiral
49, "s =" Snn'iet anu gold, and wore n
,l;on ,"'t, cns,hcer was In
nn,Iio o'mt anu gu. Inc entire Re-
n,n, $1,000 on inc shore and and
10 49, hnti'e uhdoriing brought
cl,, ,"' ILL, um,el engineer IN his rattan
v,ivo. an 'ne report thnt certain
stn,,o, ',o.'icu 10 pc leaking. The
nJ ama 'n,' WAS shi back and smok-
cn,rs n'" ue.,oerited rs to the best
avrine, ~ "o'ion IN such case. The
n h 'I"ron e,i,'le before his decision.
m,; Wam up 'he iInitian navy, and the
,Iomoino ,,, %n" I've gallons of good
tons or ""', an" l,e nautical ambi-
rho MIA 'ounS anu trusting nation.
is ~ oo 49,. 49,, S,cp ~ revolution starting
into tho n re- '.i,', ammunition down
must ho ',ec.eu ,eri1tory. There
s,vords "n "tipli'ude OF officers
n Sontb ' anu'ia s'Nty per cent. of
ana hond on', 49, r ,r''h army Is officer
oto rlf, .mn lpr'y per cent is priv
bio howe" "o''s heed give no tron-
Grade ~. | as IheN are n lower
fnctorio: Win mTo"o. OF inc Connecticut
lions macha,o MN m.Ih ont the nbiqni-
sbinncd ron, ncy are customarily
n,oir or less appropriate designation
ham no D'n r,a ,n%'S. Then the second