Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-10-19
Dooley On The Choice OF a Career

Home. e""et Home He shows !
lccd dcat Il nUnrcr an tntT-t7. eG-'
4. RE doe. az ne. re sleep wen.
Like a thrain di-patchsr' lie waEt'
iris own way an without raigon .
There no REASONING with him, 50 /
river Tiny. Wen, Thin, says /, 1
can see hir future What's that?"
says he. Hell be a Hogan, says l.
BE hivCns, bachelor that | am an
therefore onsellish, onprejudiCcd an
sincere wuddcn't undertake to advise
amy young fellow what career he
shud take up. To young lady wud
give tn gin'ral instruction: CRAY
tn first wan that comes along. They're
jail alike But what wud | say to a
young man who comes to me to pick
.Outa pob f'r him? There are so nanny
Jobs in tn wurruld an so few iv thin
eve worth havin'. Ye have to hunt
tn good jobs but tn other kind seize
ye whin yC'er OF ye'er guard an hold
ye f'r tn rest ~ yc'er life. They're
IN kind ~ Office that seeks tn man.
Whin ! war a young fellow ! used ia
think I'd like to be king or an
ImprOr but there's very little future
rr a king nowadays, an as f'r an
mpror he's ayether got to larn tn
business w sellin' cotton pants to tn
.Chineymcn like tn imprOr iv Ger
many or spind his days an nights in
a chilled steel safe like tn lmprOr ~
ROoshya. ! wanst wanted to be q
millyonaire an clank me goOld watch
chain to make tn multiChood mad at
me. But who wants to be a millyOn-
oire nowadays whin there are pleas
enter ways " gettin' into Jail? Watch
ye'er boy an see If he shows amy
signs w becomin' capitalist an, ii
If he does, tall: long an earnestly
with him. Tell hin how III thirst
''r money grows on a man; how he
begins be 'akin' little f'r socyabil-
!ty's sake; thin he finds he cant dc
without 1t; he frequents tn banks
habitchoOly: wanst ten thousand dol
lars wud 90 to his head; now 1t takes
millyons to affect him; fin'lly he's
took up be tn polls an his picture is
in tn gallery marked: 'habitchool
,nillyonaire' an he's doin' tn lock-
step with prisidints ~ railroad COM
Ianies an other NOTORIOUS malyfac-
tors. Don't Let tn lad develop intn
millionaire. Stop him now befure
It is too late. Don't give him amy
money. Yc won't, but don't
NO, sir, wuddent' know how to
advise young man but I've often
thought that II | had me life to live
over again I'd be lawyer. 'Tis a
noble Drofissvon. It's nobler now thin
I used to be in tn old days whin a
lawyer had to go into coort an holler
al he was hoorse to arm his fee. In
Thin times twas no sinycure, as Ho-
ran saws. II | had throuble with ye,
We hurrid off to wan lawyer an | to
another. an tn next month we were
down in tn coort room hearin' whaf
tn larned counsel had to say about
Ms. No matther how tn judge decided
| got me moneys worth whin me at
turney shook his finger at We an al
luded to tn fact that ye are low
proved ruffyan with Il squint in ye'er
rye. Thin his remarks about me.
What good fellow | was; how | sac
rlfced mesilf f'r me frinds; as he told
tn story " me life he wept an l
wept too although this was the first
I'd hcerd ~ it, | niver cud feel that
he was dom it f'r thirty dollars. An
Thin whin he come to dhrag out tn
authorities to support me! | wint TO
Jaw with ye because | was cross an
wasn't sure whether | cud lick we In
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