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The new age., 1907-03-23
The Hur-enots.

Here are two essays on the Hugue-
nots by Chicago public school pupils:
'The Hugonots are people in France
that are followers of Victor Hugo.
Their leader is man named Jean
Vatican that was a thief, but got con-
verted and turned out we'll. The Hugo
nots are very gooi ;,nople. A lady
named Evangeline wro4 ! ng poem
about them, but it djnt rhyme"
"The Huguenots is t'a name of big
thing like steam roller that the mo-
gul used in India to run over people.
1t squoshed them to death and was very
terrible. 1t had eyes painted on it like
dragon and snorted steam when It
was running. They are no huguenots
emmy more"
The new age., 1907-03-23

There Is another farm job that is
shown in the picture, and that has sent
a few MILLIONS of boys from the farms
to overcrowd the cities and work in
stores at $40 per. If 1 was going to
make the bad place worse, I'd put all
the sinners up against a wood pile, and
let them chop dry beech, elm and chest
nut chunks in stovewood. Knots Why
the cussedness of all creation Is bound
up in the material that is set before
some of these farmer lads Words fail
me as the memories of those unhappy
days come to the surface.-BushEell, in
Cincinnati Post.
The new age., 1907-03-23

A witness was being examined as to
the sanity Of one of the inmates of the
asylum. You hold that this inmate is
insane, do your" a lawyer asked. II
do" was the firm response. "Why are
you SO sure?" 'The man." the witness
said, ''goes about asserting that he is
Santa Claus" "And," said the law
yer, you hold, do you, that when a
man goes about asserting that he is
Santa Claus it's clear proof of his tn
sanity?" "I do" "Why?" Because, "
said the witness, in loud, indignant
voice, al happen to be Santa Claus my
self"
The new age., 1907-03-23

There is more Catarrh In this section of the
country than all other diseases put together.
and until the last few years W as supposed to be
incurable. For great many Years doctors pro.
nouncc d 1t Ideal disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly Telling TO cure
with local treatment, pronounced IL lncurable
Science h as proven catarrh to be constltu'
tional eatment HalFs Catarrh Cure, manu-
factured by r. J. Cheney CO., Toledo, Ohio, II
the only constitutions al cure on the m arket. II
IS tax en- internally I'm doses from 10 drops TO Q
teaspoonful. IL acts directly on the blood anc
muc Dus surfaces OF the system. They offer on'
hundred dollars for any case ~ falls TO cure
Send for circulars and testimonials -
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Halls Family Pills are mo best
The new age., 1907-03-23

away and finally so weak that for six
months could not get out Of the
house. l was nervous, restless and
sleepless at night, and lame and sore
in the morning. Sometimes every
thing would whirl and blur before me.
1 bloated so badly 1 could not wear
tight clothing, and had to put on shoes
two sizes larger than usual. The urine
was disor lered and passages were
dreadfully frequent. l got help from
the first box of Doan's Kidney Pills,
however, and by the time | had taken
four boxes the pain and bloating was
gone. l have been in good health ever
since"
Sold by all dealers. 30 cents box.
Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The new age., 1907-03-23
Worth Knowing About

If you need a first-nlass laxative, there is
nothing better nor safer than that old fam
lily remedy, Brandreth's IillS. Each pill
contails one grain of sol extract OF
sarsaparilla, ich, with other valuable
getable products, make it blood pur-
ifer of excellent character. If you are
troubled with 7nstir ation,t one pill at
night will afford great relief
Brandreth'- pills are the same fine lax
atiye tonic pill your grandpa ents used
They have beeu in use for over a century
and are sold in every drug and medicine
store, either pl in or sugar coated.
The new age., 1907-03-23
Stage Readiness.

The London Echo gives the following
anecdote from a foreign contemporary !:
Colbert, the French actor, whose spe-
cialty was the lmpersonation of NapOl-
con l., was troubled with an infirmity
OF memory, in consequence Of which all
letters handed to him to be read on
the stage had really to contain the
words he was to deliver. In some mill
tary piece or other the Emperor had
to receive a letter from his adjutant
and read it aloud to his assembled of
ficers, A certain Gautier, the wag Of
the theater, acted the adjutant, and
one evening, instead of giving Colbert
the written letter, he handed him a
blank sheet of paper. The actor took
it, and, perceiving the trick that had
been played him, returned the missive
to Gautier, saying with perfect gray
ity: Read 1t yourself, General" q"
Gautier, who did not know word of
the part and was too much taken aback
to extemporiZe, could not extricate him
self from the position before the audi
ence had discovered his discontinue
Goberts readiness was, indeed, almost
as remarkable as that of a less cele-
brated actor, whose forte was the part
oe Richard III. At the approach of one
of his best points, a hostile CLIQUE in
duced the supers to accost the ira
gedian with: MY lord, we've taken
buckingham and cut his head of"
'Tis we'll" replied he; "had it not
been 50, 1 should have said, on with
his head; SO much for Buckingham > Z"
thus getting in his great effect after
all.
The new age., 1907-03-23

The train was called the limited, but
an unlimited speed, the incivility of
the conductor and the brakemen was
unlimited, as was the rapacity of the
porter.
"It's a mysteryS' exclaimed the little
party of foreigners.
But in a moment they entered the
drawing room car and their wonder
vanished.
"Of course, it's the good taste of the
decorations" they whispered, and, re-
membering their manners, pretended
not to notice.-Puck.
The new age., 1907-03-23
Ancient Inatnnce.

Moses was numbering the children of
Israel.
what are you doing that for?" some
body asked him.
"They wouldn't stand for a-referen-
dum," explained Moses, 'and l had to
turn 1t into a census"
Not even his worst enemies. however,
accused Moses of doing it for political
purposes.
The new age., 1907-03-23
Cynical,

Permit me to ask you, madam" said
the lawyer, who was friend of the fam
lily, your real reason for wanting a di-
vorce from your husband"
'He isn't the man l thought was
marrying" explained the fair caller.
my dear madam" rejoined the law
yer, ''the application of that principle
would break UP every home in the coun-
try"
The new age., 1907-03-23
FfneSse.

Senator, everybody is commencing
that speech you made the other day on
the subject of the trusts"
II think myself it was a pretty fair
effort"
Unfortunately, I didn't hear it. What
position did you takeT"
BLESS you, didn't take any. l man
aged, however, to assure each party to the
controversy that its position was the only
correct and logical one."
The new age., 1907-03-23
No Diagram with This.

"Smythe, you called on that Boston
girl, did you? Was she at home?"
'Yes, she was at home, but you see"
"Yes?"
'She was at home, but you see"
"WeH?"
"She was at home, but you see"
"Go on"
"As 1 said, she was at home, but you
see"
"Yes, yes; she was at home, but
see"
"Well, that's the answer"
The new age., 1907-03-23
A MenentO.

A gentleman was calling upon the
widow of valued friend, says LIE Fig
arc. During the visit he said:
Il was a good friend of your late
husband. Is there not perhaps some
thing which was his and which could
have as a memento of himY
fearful widow: "How would 1 do?'
The new age., 1907-03-23

Stippler-Did Miss Kutts admire
your paintings? Dobber = l don't
know. Stippler-What did she say
about them2 Dobbler-rhat she could
feel that | put great deal of myself
into my work. Stippler = Well, that's
praise. Dobber-Is it? The picture
showed her was calves in a Mead
Ow"
The new age., 1907-03-23

woI ked hard in my
time and have been
exposed again and
again to changes of
weather. II is no won
der my kidneys gave
out and 1 went all to
pieces at last. For five
years 1 was fading
The new age., 1907-03-23

Miss Redpep-You are better, are you
not, Mr.. Feathertop? You were not look
ing at all well the last time l saw you.
Mr.. Feathertop-Why, when did you
see me last?
Miss Redpep-At the Swellham recep-
ton. You were Waiting, 1 think, with
Miss Flutterby.
The new age., 1907-03-23
The Humorisf.

Mr.. Depew threw aside the paper in
which he had just read that as Senator
he was joke.
'In that case," he said with decision,
81 will not resign. 1 wouldn't spoil a
joke for anybody. y.''-Philadelph Ledger.
The new age., 1907-03-23

"Old Fullerplunks, who died a month
or two ago, didn't leave you anything,
hey? 1 thought he was a near relative
of yours"
"Near? He was closer than the shrunk-
en- Jacket on sixteen-inch gun !"
The new age., 1907-03-23
Snme Old Feeling.

Gladys-I feel sure he has never
loved before. Penelope oh, l felt the
same way, dear, when he used to make
love to me New York Press.
The new age., 1907-03-23
Didn,t Favor the Cnt

"You can get shaved at the Eclipse
tonsorial parlor to-day for 10 cents"
I'D be afraid TO accept the BARRIERS
cut rates. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The new age., 1907-03-23
shake into Your Shnes

Aliens Foot-Ease. A powder. 1t makes tigh4
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet.
Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial pack
age mailed FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted,
Leroy, New York.
The new age., 1907-03-23
onlx Ono ..RpoMo olnNlNE,,

That is LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine. Simi
larly named remedies sometimes deceive
The first and original Cold Tablet is WHITE
PACKAGE with black and red lettering, aDC
bears the signature of E. w. GROVE. 25c.
The new age., 1907-03-23

Many woman marries without i'm
proving her condition; but every wom-
an who marries, thinks she is doing
better than she has been doing at home.
The new age., 1907-03-23

rITo ST. vItus Dance and all Nervous Diseases
PIE permanently cured by DR.. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE 80 trial bottle and
Treatise DIR. r. II. Kline, Ld 931 Arch St Phna-'F
The new age., 1907-03-23
PILES CURED IN s Io14 DAYS.

PAZo OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of iching, blind, bleeding or protruding
piles in to IA days or money refunded. SOC.
The new age., 1907-03-23

Mothers win find Mrs. Wine1ow's soothine
Syrup the best remedy to use for their children
during tho tee ething period.
The new age., 1907-03-23
FADED TO A SHADOW.

Worn Down by Five Years of Suffer-
ing from Kidney Complaint.
Mrs. Remethe Myers, of $50 South
Tenth St., Ironton, O., says: 81 have
The new age., 1907-03-23
Time to Run.

Gunner-There was bad, bold bur-
gIar up in the girls college the other
day.
Guyer-You don't say. And did the
girls yell?
Gunner-I should say so. They gave
the college yell and the burglar hasn't
stopped running yet
The new age., 1907-03-23
Unapprecintixe.

Mrs. Homer (reading)-An ordi-
nary piano contains about a mile of
wire
The new age., 1907-03-23

Homer-Huhl The one next door
sounds like it contained a wagon load
of tinware.
The new age., 1907-03-23
But the other side Objected.

Attorney (for the defense)- you
know anything about the merits of this
case?
Venireman--I should say not. 1t hasn't
any merits.
Attorney-We'l take this man, your
honor,
The new age., 1907-03-23

w. A. Mitchell, dealer in general
merchandise, Martin, Ga, writes:
"My wife lost in weight from 130 to
E68 pounds. We saw she could not live
long. She was skeleton, so we con-
suited an old physician. He told her
to try Peruna.
"She gradually commenced i'm
proving and getting little strength.
She now weighs LOG pounds. She is
gaining every day, and does her own
ghousework and cooking"
The new age., 1907-03-23

"Well, that's the answer" /
The new age., 1907-03-23
No. 12-07
P. N. U.

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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
TRIAL AT BOISE DRAGS
Another Special Venire Dag Be
Necessary TO-ddy.

Boise, Idaho, May 20,-It seems certain that
the Steunenberg murder trial must he halted
again tomorrow TO permit the gathering Of
| another special venire OF taIesmen. When to-
days session ended only eleven out of twenty
peremptory challenges had oeen used. and only
nine of the one hundred veuiremen gathered a
week ago remained uncalled.
The vacancy created by the ninth challenge.
made on Saturday, was open when the trial
was resumed; the vacancy created by the elev-
enth challenge was open when court adjourned
this afternoon, and the difference between the
two sums UP the little stride forward to-day.
Joseph Chinn, OF chair 8, challenged by the de-
fence. and William McGuf1n, Of chair 6, chal-
lenged by the state, We're the men who went
down to-day
George Powell and Lee Scrivener passed mus
ter to-day. Powell for the vacancy made by the
ninth challenge and Scrivener for the tenth
challenge. They both farmers, and Scriv-
ener was formerly sheriff in Kansas
The examination YEARLY droned its way over
tie same old ground. although the defence has
narrowed lis range of questions. 1t asked moth
ing today bout the Roosevelt letters and the
Iaft speeches, but devoted much attention to
possible local prejudces and the existence of
general prejudice against socialists.
Good humor has come back to counsel, and
they Joked and played back and forth all day,
and the laughter of an easily pleased crowd fire.
quently sounded through the room. Once only
was the easy swing OF the day broken. when the
defence returned 70 Juror Fisher and questioned
him as 20 q conversation with c. P. Allen, a
Boise socialist IN October last. Mr. Fisher was
at first certain that he had not talked with Mr..
Allen. but when Allen came forward the juror
said he recognized him.
Allen was sworn and testified that Fisher had
said that he knew Of the acts of the accused men
IN Colorado. and that they should have been
strung up before they were brought 10 Idaho.
Mr.. Fisher maintained that ne did not say any
thing Of the kind. but thought he might have
said that If the accused were guilty OF the
things done in Colorado they should have been
strung up before being brought 10 Idaho.
James H. Hawley leading counsel for the
state, questioned Mr.. Allen at length and
brought out the statement that he was employed
paid 50 30 a day when he worked and that he
under pay to-day. Judge Wood failed to
sustain the challenge OF Mr.. Fisher and he re-
mains in the jury box for the time being.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
DINNER TO CHICAGO MIGRANTS
Novel Sociological Experiments of Brother
hood Welfare Association

Chicago. May 2o-Ieaning across banquet
board at which they We're accorded all the re-
spect received by after dinner speakers in what
are considered the higher walks of life. ninety
Migrants and the lowest members OF the under
world told what brought them to their present
condition and what is needed to lift them above
1t tonight, The dinner was given AZ down
town restaurant by the Brotherhood Welfare
Association. ten members of which were seated
at the table with the miscellany of tramps and
outcasts
''Pittsburg joe" as toastmaster. discoursed
upon How I've Lived Without Work" John
Smith, who has served fourteen years in tail at
various times. and admits that he never did n
days work until recently except under compul-
sion. told why the Criminal Has a Hard Face &"
why / Hang Around Barrel Houses was the
topic selected by a speaker who is known only
Fred the Bum" There were a number of
other speakers.
The object of the dinner was to learn what
measures necessary TO reform this class of
humanity.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
FIVE HURT IN CAR COLLISION.
shrieks of Hysterical Women Draw Large
Crowds on Brooklyn Line.

Five men were cut and bruised a little after
O'clock yesterday afternoon when a De Kalb
avenue and a Nostrand avenue car. both heavily
loaded, crashed together. The forward platform
and part Of the roof Of the De Kalb avenue car
We're torn away.
The passengers were panic stricken Some Of
ihe women became hystericaI. and their wild
snrleks drew big crowd. requiring the presence
o. reserves. The injured were carried into a
drug store, where they attended by an
ambulance surgeon from the Bushwick Hospital
.Hev were A L. KAY, No 141 Sumner avenue:
Max r. Neumann. No CT Stanhope street. Aaron
.4arun, No 2I2 Hart street James Santimesti.
20. !l45 Broadway, and Joseph Godsky. No. %
..ehoH avenue No arrests were made 4
green motorman the Nostrand avenue cer e.
.ol-sldered responsible for the accident.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
LOST $1,000 IN POOLROOM.
South Brooklyn Man Has Alleged Coney
Island Proprietor Arrested

Thomas Flynn. who gave his address as No 3oi
East Hath street. was locked up yesterday the
complaint Of Walter B. Ruse. living the Shore
Road, Bay Ridge, charging Flynn with taking
81 600 from him. According Mr. Ruses story. he
went 10 Coney Island Sunday and entered a
poolroom. said to be maintained by Flynn. Both
men then INDUCED in a friendly game Of pool, but
later changed Il TO game for money.
Soon. Ruse said. he had won several dollars, and
was peremitted depart. Yesterday Ruse said ne
the bank and drew out $1,000. He went
back to the poolroom AS l entered the door"
he said FLYNN was the first person l met He
asked how much money ] had, and / told him
He then asked ME TO show It 1 took out the
money and Flynn grabbed IL 1 protested. but
Flynn laughed at and told that Il all
right Flynn when searched at the station house
had $500 with him.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
SAYS COREY HAS NOT RESIGNED.
Ex-Judge Gary Denies Rumor He Has Re-
tired from Head of Steel Corporation.

When askei yesterday about the report from
Pittsburg that. prior to his marriage to Miss GIL
man. William f. Corey had turned in his resigna-
ton as president Of the United States Steel Cor
poration, Z. H. Gary. chairman of the board of
directors CT the company, said:
= have not got Mr. Corey's resignation. He has
not resigned That is all ] have 10 say
According the report the resignation had been
placed in Mr. Gary's hands. II was said in well
informed circles. however, that Mr.. Corey's sup
port so as the board OF directors of the United
States Steel Corporation was concerned. was not
strong II several months ago
Wall Street heard yesterday that. should Mr..
Corey resign, il doubtful If the office OF pres-
dent OF the corporation would ever again command
a salary OF 10000 and the bonus that goes with it
ga Gin renr
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
DEFINITION OF THE WORD WOUND
st. Louis Judge Holds Against Dentist in
Whose Eye Patient Coughed Bacili.
by Telegraph 10 The tribune. !

st. Louis. May 20.-Holding that federal ,Jude.
Riner, at Denver. erred in defining the word
wound in his charge TO the jury in the case
of John b. Thompson, Denver dentist against
the Fidelity and Casualty Company of New
York, Judge Van Deventer, in the Federal Court
Of Appeals here to-day reversed the decision
awarding Thompson 81 900 damages for blood
poisoning in the eye, a result of Mrs To-
sephne Reed coughing pneumonia bacilli in hia
optic while the dentist working upon her
teeth. Judge Van Deventer holds the word
wound In the accident policy meant an "abra-
sion of the skin"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
TO REFLECT G. r. SHELDON.

Inc directors OF the Trust Company Of America
at their meeting to-day IL is understood will
20 me board George r. Sheldon, who for certain
reasons did not stand for reelection al the annual
meeting OF the stockholders few days ago. The
vacancy caused by the retirement of John ID. Grim
iLiis VINO declined reelection because of his pur
IoSe 10 become interested in another trust company
VIII not be filed for the present
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
FOR POLLUTING LAKE GEORGE.
Steamship Company Owned by Delaware &
Hudson To Be Arraigned

Glens Falls. N Y. May 2O-The Lake George
Steamboat Company, a subsidiary corporation
Of the Delaware 81 Hudson Railroad Company,
will be arraigned in the Warren County court
tomorrow on the charge of dumping refuse
into Lake George from its steamers The in
dictments, said 10 number several hundred. were
returned by the April grand jury. but have
been kept secret until to-day. They are based
alleged offences committed each day during
the navigation season last year. For each Of
fence the company is liable TO a fine of 500
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
REPORT OF ROOSEVELT HOSPITAL

The thrty-ffth annual report OF the Roosevelt
Hospital shows that during the year ended De-
cember 81 1906. there 4404 patients under
treatment in the different wards while 3.4S0 were
treated in the emergency department. but not de-
tatned for ward treatment These numbers $40
ana sil respectively, larger than those OF the pre-
Nous year Several additions made to the
equipment Of the hospital among them being
new Kitchen, freight elevator and a disinfecting
room Contributions solicited by the trustees
sor other improvements stil needed 10 carry out
Au''y the plans adopted for the hospital
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
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