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The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
CAPITOL GOSSIP.
Gorman and CIeveIand.


The memorial exercises in Congress last
week in honor of the late Arthur Pue
German recalled to some of the dead
statesmens intimate friends an expert
ence he had with Grover Cleveland at a
critical stage of the former President
first campaign. Of which the Marylander
was the manager. The Maria Halpin
story had got on Mr. Cleveland's nerves.
All sorts and conditions Of people were
bOmbarding the Presidential candidate for
an explanation He journeyed from Al
bany down 10 Mr.. Germans headquarters,
in the Fifth Avenue Hotel. New York,
with the determination to write a letter
on the subject for publication. He said
nothing to Mr. German about his inten-
ton until the letter had been written and
Tread by the candidate to several friends.
Then ne visited Mr. Germans room.
II have written a letter about that
Maria Halpin story" said Mr. Cleveland
and ] thought / would read it 10 you
before giving it out for publication"
So saying, Mr.. Cleveland drew from an
inside pocket a bulky manuscript and
started TO read # aloud.
you needn't read fl TO me, please.
calmly said Senator German
why nOt?' inquired Mr.. Cleveland.
Because" replied Mr, German, i have
no prurient curiosity, and / don't believe
many other persons who think you are
ft for President and intend to vote foI
you would care to read the letter"
There was some further talk. which
ended IN MIR. German taking the lctte'
and casting it into an open CRATE fire
( That closed the incident.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

The Texas idea. if the present legisla-
ture stands for that idea, seems to be
that Senator Bailey is a great and honest
trust buster, because Mr.. William Ran
dolph Hearst is a bold. bad man.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

From the Indianapolis sun
The Washington Herald says the gal
leries were crowded while Senator Bev-
eridge delivered his child-labor speech.
BE it understood that the people sit in the
galleries.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

From the New York Mail
in one respect Shonts will have an
easier job I'm the subway than in Panama.
The New York public long ago furnished
all necessary damnS.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Il notice in your alleged verse" re-
marked the Old humorist, that you
rhyme every other line"
Yes admitted the young humorist.
THAT won't get you nuthin. Cut it
out. Two rhymes TO "a stanza is a-plenty."
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Cnn,t PIense I'm.

Jaw, he's tied to the machine"
'On the contrary. he is ignoring the or
ganiZation"
sly guy hey? Building up a machine
Of his own"
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

'''Now. Mr.. links. would you recognize
the existence of higher. or unwritten
law"
mo, sir. I'd try a millionaire just the
same as 7 would "a common labOrer.'
'Talesman excused"
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
TO CUT a DASH.


If you would join
The social whirl
o. win a most
BCwitching girl,
Or be kowtowed 70
Every day
And deferred 10
In every way,
You need not have
A family tree
Nor be a wise guy,
No. since.
Al that you need
Tu cut a dash
is plenty o.
The cold hard cash.
Houston Post.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Bailey, OF circus fame. left an estate
valued at s5,O03cOo. 1t would have prob
ably been great deal larger had there
been found among other assets a CON
science fund established by penitent little
boys who cTawled under the tent during
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Doesn't Cab.

Save for q few weIl-ch0sen observa-
tons on Sundays apd Of Thursday even
ings, AIr R0ckefeIlers money is remark
ably reticelt
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

A New Jersey woman has filed petit
ton for a temporary" divorce Evident
Is she has been reading about this trial
marriage business.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Seems as though numerous cities are
wing with one another to see which can
cut the queerest Caper. At the present
moment, Milwaukee is Dragging about its
water-WOrks
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Unmarried ladies Of Wakefield, Mass,
want to put a tax on bachelors" accord
ing to the Newark Star. Want to marry
EN-, Ell?
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

It isn't altogether impossible that Gin
cinnat feels like an innocent bystanGeg
in respect TO the Brownsville row.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

the days of the showman's greatness.
However. nobody's conscience seems to
hurt him in that connection.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

\ contemporary remarks that Senator
Tilman docs not whip the devil around
the stump" Certainly he does not; he
prods him around with his pitchfork.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

We have no doubt, however. that the
yeIlows viii decide to postpone the Jap
auese war until after the Thaw trial is
finished.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

somehow the announced intention Of
Mr.. Burton 20 retire from the chairman
ship Of the Rivers and Harb0rs Com
mittee does not seem to have brought
forth any walls of distress from the Mis-
sissipp. valley
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Positively the latest photograph Of
Evelyn Nesbit Thaw" could hardly be
anything less than moving picture.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

From the Milwaukee sentinel
The rumor that Billy Mason viii re-
turn to the Senate is too bad to be true.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

That Viringia lady who handed her baby
over to a bear certainly entertained a
queer idea Of the prevailing fad
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

I'VE eat too much" says the Philadel-
pha Inquirer. Now there's a tip for the
government clerks. in case Congress fails
to do the square thing by them.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

do we need more money!" asks n
writer I'm Harper's Weekly That isn't
the question What the average man
wants TO know is, how can he get more
money?
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

It probably will occur to advertisers
that it is impossible to get position next
pure reading matter" in the majority
Of the New York papers just now.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Mr.. ShOnts says that he resigned be-
cause his work is done. Let us therefore.
go down and take a ride through our
canal.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

How about DahOmey for "saIome?"
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

For some un1CcOuntdbie reason wild
ducks are dying by the hundreds of thou
sands NO trouble for the lame ducks
20 explain their ailments. however.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

A freaks union is TO be organized. but
IS only those who admit themselves to
be freaks are 10 be admitted, several per-
sons you have in mind will not be en-
rolled.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

The Washington Herald is delivered by
carrier in the District Of Columbia and at
Alexandra, Va, at IS cents per month.
daily and Sunday, or at . cents per
month without the Sunday issue.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Dr.. Wiley says that eggs begin to de-
teriorate as soon as placed in cold storage.
They are lucky if they get out before
reaching their second childhood
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

= Philadelphia man wants divorce
because his wife has "a shopping mania. "
But how is any man 20 avoid that. as
long as men marry women.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Entered as second-class matter, October
5. 1906. at the p0st-office at Washington,
D. c., under act Of Congress Of March
9. 1873
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

New York actress says she be
lieves in angels Certainly, angels are
bread and meat TO many of them.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

New York ONCE Nassau Beekman Bldg, LaC0ste *
Maxwell, Managers
Chicago Office, Marquette Bldg, LaCoste & Max
well, Managers.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

If the constitution makers Of the in
cubating State Of Oklahoma ever COM
plete their interminable task. and the
sovereignty OF that latest national in
teser is ever proclaimed By the Presi-
dent, in accordance with the enabling act
the new State win undoubtedly be Demo
cratic, and viii send two representatives
OF that party to the Senate. The Repub-
licans may doubtless have an even chance
to carry one or more Of the Congress
sional districts, but they have about
abandoned all hope OF carrying the legis-
lature. The fight for the Senatorships has
been active and aggressive for several
months among the Democrats. who have
a big list OF candidates TO choose from.
Among their leading candidates are Rob
ert J.. owen and s n Rutherford. Of
Musk)gee. A. N. Furman. Of Ada: Will
lam Murray, Of TIshomingo. all IN the In
dian Territory part of the prospective
state; ii. L. Turner and Roy Stafford,
Of Oklahoma City, Roy Hoffman. Of
/ Chandler, j. L. GOer. Of Lawt0n. and G..
y. Ames. of Oklahoma. all in what is now
Oklahoma. The Republican candidates
are former Delegate Dennis T. Flynn.
Delegate Bird $. Mcclure p. L. Soper,
OF South McAlestor Ind. t. and G. B.
/ Douglass, of AIuskogee. Col. J. W.
1 Zevely the big corporation lawyer OF
Mus6ogee. has declined TO enter the race.
either as Democrat or a Republican.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Thousands Of people have been made
sick in Chicago from drinking infected
milk. such AN epidemic would not last a
week in Kentucky.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

While governor Of Arkansas. Senator
elect Jeff Davis is said 10 have pardoned
LIS cOnvicts. The sum of J. :. Z. and s
is -. which simply proves that there is
nothing in "a hoodoo. after all
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

OF course. the whole truth and iuevIta-
bic moral Of the Thaw business viii never
come 10 light until Beatrice Fairfax
takes q whack at it.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

II win cost the Duchess Of MARLBOROUGH
100000 per year not 10 live with the
duke. which she probably considers quite
a bargain
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Nevertheless we p not fear that the
young lady discharged from the secre-
tary's place in the Indiana Humane So
ciety because she is too pretty" viii
have occasion to look upon her face as
her misfortune,
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Your ashes sift
And save the price.
Twill be "a lift
Toward buying ice.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Gov Hoggatt. of Alaska; Gen. Geors
Cook OF Denver, and AR 3. II. Rite
.of Durango. Colo. stood in the Ne
Willard lobby and talked of old times II
Indiana. where they all first saw r.
light. Since leaving their native heth
they have achieved success in their d.
ferent vocauons. all being men of hth
standing and wide popularity
CuriOusly enough, In the course Of thar
conversation ii developed that the pareng
Of ali three had migrated from Mort
Carolina 10 the HoOsier State. the HOa
gatts and Cooks being of direct Scotch
descent, while Ritter's prOgenitors wer,
QGakeTs.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

a certain class Of Thaw trial reporters
are designated color writer's The
scheme seems 10 be mouoton0usly yellow.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Russian Caviare is quoted at so
pound, but YOU can still get the old re-
liable kind at the same old reliable price
but under another label
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
SCOTT c BONE. Editor.

Telephone Main $500. CPriyat. Branch Erebanes)
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

a really high class StenOgTapheU VIII
is also to be depended on is a rare jewell
said Mr.. J. 3. Ashton. of Chicago, at TIL
Raleigh. Il have had men of magnificent
skill to whom 1 paid the highest wages
and whom I would have been glad to keep
permanently. fail me when their services
We're most needed. In nine times out Of
ten II is the rum habit The best men in
the business seem 10 periodically 90 of
on a debauch. The usual practice is fol
them TO send word they are sick
"One fellow who was ahead Of anv
man l ever knew in efficiency. who could
do prodigiOus stunts of work, was the
! latest TO fan down on me. He managed
/ the old trick with more than usual clever
ness, and really induced me to believe he
| had been I'll, ! thought so much Of him
/ that I wanted to believe him anyway
and when after six weeks of absence he
again showed up at the Office, gave him
all the wages that accrued during his
! sickness. as "a compliment 20 his value
| and great service I'm the past I never lad
/ eyes on him afterward."
Il heard a Western man surprise a
! crowd in Los Angeles by asserting that
none Of the boasted bull fighters, or pro
/ fessional matadors, would undertake an
/ encounter with cow said Mr. d. R.
/ Stone. of California, at the Riggs House.
/ This man offered 10 bet money that the
average bull fighter would be run out of
! the ring most ANONYMOUSLY should he be
! rash enough 10 try 10 get the best OF
COW by the same sort Of methods be uses
! in subduing a male Of the bovine family
| He said that whipping a bull was largely
due 10 the habit the animal had OF shut
/ ting his eyes when DE rushed 20 battle
/ whereas Mrs. Cow never p!inked. and
with open optics, would land her horns.
/ in desperate fury, where they would 40
! the most good.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04


Somehow the announced intention Of
Mr.. Burton 20 retire from the chairman
ship of the Rivers and Harb0rs Com
mittee does not seem to have brought
forth any walls of distress from the His
sissippi valley.
For some unaccountable reason wild
ducks are dying Dy the hundreds of thou
sands. No trouble for the lame ducks
10 explain their ailments. however.
It viii cost the Duchess Of Marlborough
100000 per year not 20 live with the
duke. which she probably considers quite
a bargain.
Nevertheless. we p not fear that the
young lady discharged from the secre-
tary's place in the Indiana Humane So
ciety because she is too pretty will
have occasion TO look upon her face as
her misfortune,
= certain class Of Thaw trial reporters
are designated color writer's The
scheme seems 10 be moHotonously yellow.
Russian cavlare is quoted at SO a
! pound, but YOU can still get the old re-
! liable kind no the same old reliable price
/ but under another label
Thousands Of people have been made
/ sick in Chicago from drinking infected
milk. such an epidemic would not last a
week in Kentucky.
While governor Of Arkansas. Senator
elect JEFF Davis is said To have pardoned
( LIS convicts. The sum of J. :. Z. and s
/ is =. which simply proves that there is
nothing in "a hood0O. after all
/ OF course. the whole truth and fnevIta-
! bic moral OF the Thaw business will never
| come 70 light until Beatrice Fairfax
/ takes Whack at it.
/ Dr.. Wiley says that eggs begin to de-
/ teriorate as soon as placed in cold storage.
/ They are lucky if they get out before
/ reaching their second childhood.
/ = Philadelphia man wants a divorce
/ because his wife has a shopping mania. "
/ But how is any man 10 avoid that, as
/ long as men marry women.
}
A New York actress says she be
lieyes in angels" Certainly. angels are
bread and meat to many of them.
A freaks union is to be organized. but
IS only those who admit themselves to
be freaks are 10 be admitted, several per
sons YOU have in mind will not be en-
rolled.
It probably will occur to advertisers
that it is impossible to get position next
! pure reading matter" in the majority
Of the New York papers just now.
Mr.. Shonts says that he resigned be-
cause his work is done. Let US. therefore.
go down and take a ride through our
canal.
do we need more money!" asks n
writer I'm Harper's Weekly That isn't
the question. What the average man
wants TO know is, how can he get more
money?
we eat too much" says the Philadel-
phia Inquirer Now there's a tip for the
government clerks. in case Congress fails
to do the square thing by them.
That Viringia lady who handed her baby
over to a bear certainly entertained q
queer idea Of the prevailing fad
A New Jersey woman has filed n petit
ton for a temporary divorce. Evident
Is she has been reading about this trial
marriage business.
Unmarried ladies Of Wakefield, Mass,
want to put a tax on bachelors" accord
ing to the Newark Star Want TO marry
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Publication Office;
7s4 FIFTEENTH STREET NORTHWEST.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
THE WASHINGTON HERALD

Published Every Morning in the Yesr By
THE WASHINGTON HERALD COMPANY.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30
Cleanup
DreSSnQkerS'
Findings

1Qc For pair silk, nainsook> or stock
AOS inette shields; worth to 35c.
Inc For dozen papers good needle
AVS pointed pins; full count.
Sc For dozen papers good quality
w hooks and eyes; black or white.
Ac For cube of best full one hundred
~ count toilet pins; pearl and as
sorted; worth SC.
1(lC For bolt best Prussian silk seam
AVN binding; black or white.
7h- For spool extra good 6-cord
6S machine thread.
7I/C For dozen fine white pearl but
HI2S tons; popular sizes.
Ec For silk covered collar forms;
" black and white.
17c For Ideal" corset shields; reg
~ ular Csc.
o. For cabinet hair pins; full 800
w count; worth 15c.
7EC For womens supporters; worth
HCS 35c and SOC.
CT M For dozen yards of the best
@A'VV silk covered featherbone.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30

Silk Neckwear Worth to ST. Or
Stocks tabs, collars and jabots; Z0L
some lace trimmed; others with
braid and buttons.
Ribbons Worth to ST. yd. at Or
Chiffon taffeta, messalne, louis ZOL
inc and satin taffeta; in widths
to inches; plain colors, fancy stripes
and pompadour prints.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30

Velvet Ribbon, CSC B,

Velvet Ribbon, Csc Bolt, at 1Eo
Satin back and is an excellent quality; AOk
comes in black only; is a No width
and suitable for trimming or rosettes.
Handkerchiefs Worth to 15c at
womens and children's handkerchiefs of w
swiss and linen; plain hemstitched or
fancy embroidered corners and colored edges.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30
Part II

Lace Sleeves Worth to $1.50 at EO.
Are of point gaze, VAL and COM sJVDC
bination of Val. and batiste or Val.
and swiss embroidery; many worth $1.5O pr.
Silk Ruching Worth to 25c at IN
Chiffon, silk tissue and liberty silk VDC
! ruchng in plain coil, fancy FAM
assorted double ply; white, black and
colors
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30
$3.50 La Did0 Corr
sets at So. 2.Q5

A very fine quality French
coutil and are filled with
genuine bone; very elabor-
ately trimmed with laces
and ribbons; medium bust
and long hip models; are
suitable for the average
figure; there are all sizes
in the assortment and
every pair fitted by our ex-
pert corsetiere.
Second Floor
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30

Special cars and accommodations. Offer
open to any of our patrons. Tickets on
sale at HAMBURGERS ONLY. Saves
you money and gives you good time.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-06-30
Rny Girls Colored Uash
Dress Half Price

This offer includes every girls col
ored wash dress in our stock; all of
this seasons prettiest styles; every
wanted color and material; are extra
we'll made and finished in the most
popular and girlish styles. The
sizes range from to IA years, and
the price named is positively less
than cost of materials, not to men
tion the trouble of making.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-24
THE ALBUQUERQUE JUNK co
500 SOuIIl second Street.

Junk of all kinds, Old Iron, Brass,
Copper. Bottles. Zinc, Lead. Tin.
Rags, Rubber. Paper, etc. Old Fur
niture, Wagons. Bugeies. Harness, in
fact any old thing has a value. We
pay Cash for anything of value. Send
postal or call.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-24
NEW CHARGES FILED
AGAINST BALE

Austin. Tex. Jan. 23.-Ihc Bailey
investigating committee of the ieRis-
lature tndav considered now charges
against Sruator Bailey preferred by
Representative Cooke. These declare
thai E4iley. while holding his office as
senatur. secured the settlement of
claims FOR perscns interested in the
livestock market and has secured gov
eminent concessions for private in-
icrsts for lands i'm the indian Terri
tory
The new charges viii be. filed with
the others.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-24
COOPERATIVE REALTY co
j. H. Elder, Mgr.
Room g., n. 7. Armijo Building.
FOR RENT.

ST.. 90 4-room house, city Watet.
Si2 diminished room, gentleman
only heated.
So co i-room brick house. modern.
Fourth ward, water paid.
S25 90 room house, closets, pantry,
lights, water furnished.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-24
rMmad' Elcction Connrmcd.

IUIUmbIa, 5. @, Jan. 23.-Iho e0U-
claJ assembly of South Carolina boz
Joint session today reelected b.. I.
Tillman United States senator.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-24

MORE THAN FIFTEEN HUN
DRIED New Mexico people have been
enthusiastic students with the Scran-
ton schools Window display now, at
Schutt's Candy store.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-24

For pTol.p. a Il cOuryeuus trcHmcnt
and the very choice OF meats you win
make no mistake hy calling on IImn
Nleinwort. ia North 1hir1 S Get. or
fclephouing yOur order Ia.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-24

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES AND
MONEY 70 LOAN.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-12-27
oooo.BS,. OLD YEAR.
BY Clifford Kane Stout.

Good-by. Old Year. yoar mission ends
With midnight chimes and all is done
The records writ with joy or less.
The deeds fulfilled and guerdons won
Are hung as trophies round thy rime
And thou arc, named with olden time
Forevermore;Oh, fateful past.
That saw so much no law can change:
Beginning and the end of things
That we've to be. the new and strange.
The old ami worn and bloom and blight.
Passed 10 the dark or born to light.
And OH for some happy year;
Sweet wedding bells rang joyously:
Old friends clRsped hands and strangers
met.
And sunshine fell so glad and free
On buoyant youth. and smiles were fair.
And laughter bantered pain and care.
Some tears must fall In every year:
Your portion came when grief had set
a badge OF mourning on the hearts
OF some whose love could not forget
And hopefully. without dismay.
1hey covered friends Of yesterday.
GoOd-by. Old Year. we regret the New:
When we recall your gifts and cost
May then a double portion show
Thy favors won DER which was lost
Good-by, A hand al parting. Thea
A benedictioR and amen.
Cincinnati EuQulr -A
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-12-27
New Years Calls

The custom of visiting and sending
presents and cards on New Years day
is recorded almost as far back as his
tory goes. The practice Of using visit
ing cards can be traced back for thou
sands of years by the Chinese. Their
New Years visiting cards are curiosi-
ties. Each one sets forth not only the
name, but all the titles Of its owner.
and. as all Cinnamon who have any
social position at all have about a
dozen. 1t makes the list quite appall-
ing. These cards are made Of silk or
else of fine paper backed with silk and
are so large that they have to be roll
ed up to be carried conveniently. They
are, indeed, so valuable that they are
returned to their owners
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-12-27
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