The Washington herald., 1907-01-29


The Marlborough trial marriage has
been brought to "a conclusion, and the
verdict condemns the duchess 10 pay a
fine of 100000 per year to the duke.
The Sultan Of Morocco has purchased
new automobile. Going after old
Raisouli with "a vengeance, at last!
A Kentucky man served twenty-seven
months too long in the penitentiary be-
cause Of the oversight OF the trial Judge
The court is very sorry, indeed, of course,
and really hopes it will not happen again
That viii be about all,
What viii paradise be. compared to
Milwaukee, asks the Milwaukee Free
Press Very much ashamed of its press
agent no doubt
rs truth fixed?" asks the Indianapolis
Star Well. the jury. whose business it
is 10 establish the truth. sometimes is
A Kansas City paper claims that the
missing link has been found in that
city. He doubtless felt perfectly at
home.
If Harry Thaw were drawing a royalty
on newspaper cuts. the question of our
first American millionaire would speedily
be solved
Now that the label tells the truth. Won
either have 60 buy the 25-cent brand in
stead Of the Decent brand. or else eat the
contents of the can in fear and TREMBLING.
Man never knows when he has a good
thing.
The weather department thinks II will
soon be- able TO predict the weather a
year in advance. What's the matter with
dnneNing the Rev. Ira Hicks to the de
partment and doing it now?
Mr.. Wallace might get some consolation
by twisting the thing around 10 this angie.
II upset them terribly when he Quit the
job. but they seem 10 have given up Mr..
shonts with very few pangs.
Engiand's SwetteHham and our Bacon
both seem 20 have thrown the fat i'm the
fire
They are having a hard time finding
people for jury service ia the ThaW case
who have not formed and expressed 3n
they would be able 10 find plenty who
have formed an opinion but have too
much decency and self-respect to express
it fully.
out in Michigan the legislators are talk
ing OF passing a bin compelling the sa-
looms 10 furnish free drinks 70 the Solons.
Give Them back their passes!
One Of the Middle Western States boasts
an independent railroad the construction
Of which was commenced in 1874 and
which has just been completed Evidently
Mr.. Hartman overlooked il. or it would
I have seen its finish long ago.
"Wollygaloop. galoop; wollygaIoop. ga
lee, galoop. Yee-yip-yee-yow, No. that
isn't Fol3puk. u IS simply the veil Of the
Montana Society
"All of our hams have been cured by
the osteopathic treatment" advertises a
grocer That's rather rubbing Il IN on
the packing-hOuse fellows
The Panama Canal seems to need a
chief engineer warranted to stay put
Strange that the slang phrase 's23' ham
pened 10 be invented before Swettenham's
arrival upon tie scene.
MI Wallace is thought to be diligently
studying the mysterious process by which
Dir. ShOnts Lutherburbaused a lemon int
a rose.
Ii is said 20 he possible for 1000 mi
crobes to occupy the space on a single Din
point. With the possible exception Of ex-
Senator Chandler. the microbe seems able
to stir up more trouble than anything
else on earth.
The recent earthquakes are said 20 have
/ dried up several Texas oil wells. They
seem utterly to have failed at driving M
some Of her vociferouS statesmen, how
ever.
The legislature Of Colorado has passed
an anti-cartoon law. It is a waste OF
good material to cartoon Colorado. any
I how. The thing is bad enough as ii
stands.
Senator Bailey comes back TO Washing
ton, but his electric-lighted halo seems to
have been short-circuited.
The Oklahoma Post has an editorial on
journalists made to order" Probably
/ the rrespondence-school kind.
Miss Blsnch Walsh has invented a
/ punctureless automobile tire. What ",
really need, however, is 81 bifless tire.