The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-08-15
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b htsiers every ihipg ! beard.
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sbe-l have ihfpwa yoar fountain
per away. Re- What DID yoa d. that
fors gA,c-So yop acaidui have an
ereust sog pa wrSlang 10 nat whAis l'm
Away
Mrs. Fruniraw--Thsi man who
joiaa5 church lAsi Sunday used 10 be =
tunko soeser NJ rrDnipew lie
onghi 70 b. cineh Tor yoa ~ getting
~ yopr church taisx
Husband -AEoiher nes dress
whefr 81 y0s suppose ! shall gei ibe
money from 70 ray Tor IN Wife : You
mast excuse me- didni marry you
~ give yea financial advice.
Yeast II il was moi for irrigation
dont suppose se would have beard
~ nseh shout California; Crimson
heak Thsi's right And The same
thing may he aid u Milwaukee.
Before marriage ! asei 10 dream
~ lise In a fine house With 10 servants.
Dreams never come true. They do
partially. We live IN tai instead Of
a house. bui we've had The 10 servants.
n can't help thinking. said Miss
Geiiinon. that nature intended me for
stage career. II she did. replied the
fippAnt widow, I'm going 10 lose con
hdence in nsinrs judgement, righ,
AWAY,
No, complained the young painter,
can't believe thai | am producing
genuine ART. The critics have praised
your work, hAyon't tbeyf Yes, but no.
body has raised an cutlery against Il as
being indecent.
Why don't you call in DR.. flea'
asked The friendly cricket. Not for
me, promptly replied the sick centiped.
had him once. What's the maitcrf
Did he pull your leg' Did he' Why,
he pulled all OF them
You're rather..a young man TO be
left in charge Of 4 drug store, said the
fussy old gentleman. Have you any
diplomat Why-er-no sir, replied the
drug clerk, but We have preparation
OF our own that's just as good.
Hes mean man. He never buys
anything for bis wife that he doesn't
hope 10 profit by himself. Why, he
got her an automobile for her exclus
i've use. Yes, and he got her life in
sured in bis favor At the same time.
But, she protested, you must love
me, or you would never have come
back after being chased out of the
house as You were by papa last night,
No, he replied, il ISN'T because ! love
you, | assure you. rs against my
nrineinles 70 nnii under fire, that's all.
May intwoduce TO you my
fwiendf asked fashionable young
man at recent dance. He is lite
wawy man, you know. Indeed! ex-
planned his partner Aw, yes. He
sent the Society News a list Of the
guests at the last PATTY. and the edi-
tab accepted it.
Good craftsmanship should be cul-
,iyaicd by all the citizens Of nation,
said the military expert. That doesn't
apply 10 this country, replied the emf
nent Russian. The lives Of some OF
our most prominent officials have been
saved by the fact that certain Of the
citizens should not aim straight.
The family were discussing the
prospective wedding Of their only
daughter. or course, said the bride.to to-
be 10 her father. you will give me
nway' I'm afraid have done il al
ready, my dear, he replied, told
George only this morning that you had
disposition just like your mothers.
No, all true poliieness has been
swallowed up in the rushing. whirling
metropolitan world An incident re-
lated in the New York Sun shows that
one man NJ least is ready 10 offer all in
his power. II was the usual o'clock
subway express. CllnRing 70 strap
was a tall, dark young man with pleas
nnl eyes. As the train rounded a
curve woman standing in The aisle
lost her balance and bumped into him.
He doiied his hat politely aud said:
Madam, please take my strap.
The two counts were engaged in
heated discussion over their frog legs
and wine. am astonishcd. said the
first little count. ze idea Of one with
Ne noble blood STOPPING so low Ms you
did. But what did dof demanded
the other little count, What did you
dol Why You wound re noble blood
when yoa sell ~ ordinary American /,
millionaire xai you owe him an apoi-
o9y. The other liiilc count laughed
until he ratified the wineglasses. Hs.
hA. Worry mol. my friend. " noble
blood u no, wounded when ! tell xe
American millionaire ! owe him an
apology, And why mott Because
never pay what | owe.
Bridge, bad been going oui great
deal. and her husband Mike was dis,
pleased. Bridget, whore DO We spend
yer tonne niehis' icn' re out iy'ry ave-
min fur Two weeks, rs said. Shu. up,
Nike I'm gu,sin' m education, she
answered. An phwAi ars We lesrnin'f
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