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Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
CUSHION COVER OF MUSLIN.
Many Reasons for Popularity Of This
Useful Article.

Washable cushion covers made in
white muslin are being very much
used just now and have many advant-
ages, since they can be washed or
cleaned any number OF times, and will
always look fresh and dainty, They
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

DO you regard this prevalence Of
high prices as a sign Of prosperity"
Certainly answered Mr.. Dustin
StaN; "the fact that people can afford
% pay them is conclusive sien OF
prosperity. Washington star.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
1rann Had Nem L.

A dumb tramp has been arrested in
Berlin for begging. lie used a phono-
graph, visiting private houses only
where his machine poured out a heart
rending tale OF its owners misfor-
tunes.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

muslin and tied in butterfly bows az
each corner The center rs adorned
win laurel wreath and rose am-
oFoideTy worked in Gne white thread.
Out the ribbon may Dee chosen I'm any
color To- hamonize or contrast with
that of the cushion. The fun friu Is OF
hem-sttched muslin.
iris cover might Zee made in any
other material and would be prettv
IN cream s.lt threaded through with
pale pink ribbons. and having tho on-
oIoioefies worked in their natural
s.een and pink colorings A series
OF outtcnho.e5 are made along each
SIDE 10 thread the ribbon through
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
In eotham.

VISITOR found the policemen at
that downtown station a very sOcia-
BILE lot with one another.
Citizen-Yes, ] believe they general
ly club together -DaitimOre Ameri-
can
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

she Jet IAN few reuarks-~
rs chat WAY she spoke I'm such
broken Baltimore American
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
nc Iimn.

Smith (onthusiasticaIly)-N Soft.
leigh has such winning ways. hasn't
she2
Jones ldespondently)-Yes: espe-
cially at ones wife's bridge club.-Bal-
imore American.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
Knt9bts Of Dptbias,
MAS A, E. A. A. AND A.
N. A., S. A, e. A., a. AND A.

=. !. 1. q . !. .
MSA This organization the country and its
progress geof
III all in
"a odge Tbebn
rounded Friendship
4 o heartes suppor
ofofs for ali aoas
adge costing s1
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
Various Methods.

Hewitt have been pinched for
money lately.
Jewett-Well. women have different
ways Of getting Il; my wife kisses me
when she wants any cash.-N. Y.
Press.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
And Learn to Do Better.

Dutch proverb: Bear patiently what
thou sunerest by thine own fault.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

Variety In Mountain Ranges.
The mountain ranges OF Europe lie
east and west, and those of America
north and south.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

Known by Our Company.
Gray: On the choice OF friends our
good or eva name depends.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
SOMETHING ABOUT NATIONS.

Divorces are seldom known TO oc-
cur in Greece.
The hottest region on earth is along
the Persian gulf
The United States is the richest ma
ton in the world
The wealth Of France is estimated
at - thousand millions.
Most Dutch cities are several feet
below the level of the sea.
The electric chair for executions is
used only in the United States.
There are no prisons or police In
Iceland-the people are so honest.
The total consumption of coal in the
world is 90 million tons an hour.
A man who has givez the subject a
great deal OF study says KAT there is
a greater variety 20 be found among
divorce laws Of different nations than
among the laws governing any other
event.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
MRS. JOSIE A. GRAHAM,
Virginia's Most Success.
ful Hair Culturist.
.PARLoRs. &c..
IOS E. Leigh St, Richmond
Phone, 1884
Private Parlors. Confidential Inter
views and Correspondence.

the largest and most up-to-date
~ 5lair Dressing Parlors In Richmond
he very best preparations that can
De MADE Tor the hair, scalp, face
Graham's Superior Scalp Food for
sro"ing hair on bald heads and
9are temples, 25cts. per Jar. b.
Hraham's Superior Orange Flower
SKIN 70 for developing and beauts
lylng the skin, 25cts a jar. BY mail
Graham's Superior Velvet LJop,d
Fowuer for giving the face a bean
I lluI tair color. 25 cents a bottle
Gr9ham's Vegetable Hair Dive tina
oest on market giving a rich natural
color, $l.0O per bottle. BY mail.
Mrs Graham makes a speciality ~
inassasing ans beautifying ladies'
races Tor par,es and public gather-
ings. 3 3 cents.
Mrs. Graham sEamDoos the aead
and puts IL In a healthy condition.
All ladies' who attend parties ana
other social gatherings should have
lheir finger nails manicured and
made beautiful. % cents.
MIS- Graham's preparations sell
az slEnt Ladies living IN other CT
ues ana towns can make good mon
Fey oy selling these preparations.
write Tor terms TO Mrs J. A. era
nom No los F. Leigh St. Ricn-
mond, Va.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

The total consumption of coal in the
world is 90 million tons an hour.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28
On the STAGE.

LIE is sweet
But, an. so tainted
When lips YOU kiss
Are freshly painted
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

There are no prisons or police In
Iceland-the people are so honest
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

only absolutely necessary rega 4
apply at the mann Office.
Richmond planet. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1883-1938, 1907-09-28

The electric chair for executions is
used only in the United States.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
'IcaIdla vuuIiciipaI Dc N "a

Vacante la plaza de Official de
sanidadsde este pueblo, dotada Ell
el corriente ejercicio con el sueldo
anual de 72o dollars y en- el pr6xi-
mo con el de 900, Sc anuncia por el
termino de veinte dias a contar des
de hoy, q fin de que los aspirantes
a ella puedan preSentar Ell la Secre-
tarfa del ayuntamiento sus solicitu
des debidamente legalizadas.
Lo que Sc hace pGblico para
general conocimiento. -Manati, 28
de mayo de I9o7.-C2emente Rant
reg, alcalde municipal. go
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15

Sonora desde el momeno que esa madre desnatural
zada qua que do respondo Carlos mpandose espuma
sangnnolena que apareca sus labios.
Que quereis decir, Carlos? comprendo, murmur6
Catalina miranda ho los oos dlatados po asombro
-Ahora vais a Comprender Sehora
Carlos buCo debajo de amohada sac6 avecita de
plata
Se1ora omld esa lave abrid mi cofre de viaje
tiene ceros papees que hablaran por mi.
Carlos endi6 la haca coe magnifcamente la
bdo povsto de ceadura de plata abra
yque ocupaba el sdo mas visible del aposen
Catalina dominada po la suprema posici6n que Carlos
maba sohe ella obedecio avanz6 lentud haca coe 10
ab6 escudrin6 e interior mada de epente recuo
hubee vto repl adormecdo las paredes del
fre.
y ben dijo Carlos, que perdi4 de vista su made
tque hay ese cofre que espanta, sehora?
-Na1a, djo Catalina
- Eu meted Ia sacad ibro debe haber
bro tvedad anado Carlos sarcasta sonsa mas terrible
e, que ell Ia boca de otros la
ST, babuce6 Catalina.
In ibo de caza?
ST
Tomadlo uaedmelo
Catalina pesar de sapgre fria paideco tembl6 con
todos miembos utroduciendo cofre mumur6
al msmo tempo que coga e libro
-Fataidad!
Bien dijo Carlos Ahoa escuchad: este ibro de caza
insensato amaba la mas que toias las
este bro de 10 he edo demasiado comprendkis
sehorao
Catalina exhal6 sordo gemldo
Era debiidad continue Carlos; gu.madlo enoral es
precise ocultar las debiidades de los reyes
Catalina Sc aproxim6 Ia chmenea que esaba encendida
dr6 bro medic del hogar permanec6 de pie lm6v
muda miranda at6nos oos las azuadas amas que
nan las hOas
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
ALEXANDRA DUMAS


medda que ibro ardia esparcs pOr la habitaci6n
fuerte olor ajOs.
No tard6 mucho quedar compeamente devorado.
" ahora, sehora, lanad mi hermano, dijo Carlos
irresistible maestad.
Catalina estupefacta apastada por multiple emoc6n
que prounda sagacdad poda anaa que fuea cas
sobehumana poda veneer d6 paso haca Carlos quso
habar
La madre sena remcrdmentOs la reiua senta la
venenadora sentia odio.
Este umo sentimiento domino los demas
-Maldo sea! excamo Catalina precptandose fuera del
aposento trunfa consgue objeo ISL made maldito
-Os mi hermaHo, mi hermano Enrique gnt6 Carlos 81.
guiendO madre la que venga mi hermano Enrique
quien quero Aab ahora mismo sobe regenca del ena
Cast sMo insante entr6 Ambroso Pare por la
puea opuesta aque acababa de da pao Catalina detenkn
dose umba evar Ell uerte oor de aos que saa del
aposento, dijo:
-Quien ha quemado arsenico!
-Yo, respond6 Carlos.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
IOVElTtVc|I |VPORTANTE

ST advierte a las persOnas dc
la isla y del exterior que envian
escritos para la publicidad, que
en ningln case Sc .devuelyen los
originates, acuerdese 8 no su in
serci6n en- el peri6dico, nj Sc dan
explicaciones de ninguna especie.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
lNvIG!0 DE- yyslsIt

Departamento del Interior. --O6ci-
ma del Superintendent de Obras
p1blicas-San Juan, P. R., mayo
23, 1907.
ProposicioneS ell pliegos cerra-
dos para la adjudication ell pdblica
subaSta del suministro, medida y
entrega de 81 400 metros c1blcos,
mas 8 menos, de piedra triturada,
por Totes, para la conservation de
las carreteras insulares Sc admit
ran en- esta o6cina hasta las once
a. m. del dfa IS de JUNO de 1907
en- que Sc abriran pdblicamente.
Todos los datos necesarios Sc
daran en- esta o6cina, donde Sc en-
cuentran de manifesto todos los
documentos que han de regir en- la
contrata y podrau recoger los lici.
tadores los modelos de proposicic'
ues que han de presentar.
La administration Sc reserva
el derecho de rechazar cualquiera {
todas las proposiciones. :
Por orden del Comisionado de-
Interior, LJ Jim<nes, Superinten'
dente de Obras pdblicas.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
EN- Ell EXTRANGERO
O1CTOR,GuSTAYO MUy0z

~ =. Ne la facultad de Mediclna
de Madrid y Ex-profesor Gil
nlco delIHospltal de..San Car
los, de la misma !facultad, de
regreSos de..su viaje 4 madrid,
ha estab1ecido su o6cina pro-
fe>ional en..la calle de Teluan
n9 81.
Horas de consu ia de :
a 4 .. m. Telefono no 326. a.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15

- ENTERED atsAs6uAN and class Matter.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
Aguas Minera|es de BuItada

pceden de los mosos mananes Burlada Navara seudO
las peras de todo teoo Navarro an
neFaes en- que Hece como eemento miueazador YODO.
sas aguas enen disnos pas de America
Peamene en- Cuba Meico doude medcos las
dan con aa 4a Ge'nesdA esago (gasagias dspepsas
coicos nariticos, ec) gMalmeak las del hlgads
Son muy gradabe sabo geneamsnte les
sSmdas meadas poquo pusdn ambn tonarse
cuauiera hoa poducndo caso saisactoos re-
satadoS.
1mpertadores Puerto Rco
Sucesor', dc +. IunoO4 & %.
Graz 21, San fuan PR
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
PREClOs De susCRlPclOR
EN- LA ISLA

CRIMENES horribles Sc cometen
en- todos los paises en- los que el amor
ha sido ell m6vil principal, Crfmenes
q la Elegancia y al buen gusto Sc CO.
mete, usando un Perfume un Jab6n
vulgar, cuando e exquisite "Cashimire
BouSiueto--ya Ell PERFUME 8 en- Jab6n--
es q slmun del buen tono. Colgate
Z CO. New York.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
THE H-E-L-V-E-T-I-A.
27 calle de ola CRUZ.

y C", New York.
THE H-E-L-V-E-T-I-A.
27 calle de ola CRUZ.
Gran casa de huesp .des. Table
d hnteh. Apostntos I ara familias y
personals solas. Co1nidas cincuenta
centavos cubierto. Baiios. Telefono
1902. Apartado de correo 295. Pro
pietario Pedro Shira
Nota : Este hotel esta 4 cargo de
una seiorita cagleiia
ES NECESARIO exigir que cada
ostia obtenga grabado 81 nombre Di-
gestivo Mojarrieta, pero un solo estu-
che produce mejor efecto que una do
c.na de botellas de aqua mineral de
ser el 1nico curative radical. del est6-
mago del intestine el digestive Mo
jarrieta purifica los alimentos y los ha-
ce asilniiables. FL legitilno Digestive
Molafrieta cura Ell I'm dla las indiges-
tioHcs. en- nm mes las dispepsias gas
tralgiaS, en- tres meses las mas gra-
YES Intermediates cr0ncas del estoma-
go y del ineestino Esta universal
ente con6rmado, Ell forma sin igual,
Que la edcacia del Digestive Mojarrie-
"a es verdaderamente radical y supe-
rior Ia de todos los otros remedies.
d. vruta en- las principales farmaiasc
Dc. f1nropa Y America.
s.USI> VENDH M lote de taba-
e. en- rama cosech9 !- ZOOS de las me-
i,nss f.yl> Ne. CI2naS Dirigirse a
Qu5 tuvs Can.hulo G. Ciguas, P.
HiHn
- s~tlr UlAI NAVARRO ha
e>;abiecilo Su uhcina nc Abugado y de
Notaria Ell esta ciudad calle de San
hStn n1mer" i},
Fierce ante Ia Corte Federal, Cor
tcs le DiStrito dc toda la Isla y Corte
Suprema dcdicandose asi mismo al
examen lie dc titulos de propiedades,
Incorporation de Corporaciones del
pals y extrangeras y trasmi:aci6n de
expe,lientes de expropiaci6n forzosa.
Areptando la noble competencla
hoy estabieclda Ell eli ejercicio de las
profesiones de AbogGdo y Notario, el
seiior DlAZ NAVARRO Sc dispone &
c.brar sus clientes honorarlos exec
aI,,a+,Auka rnHdicoH
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-06-15
LINEA FERREA DEL OESTE

Billctes baratos para dias festivos
En- IA clase de capital Bayam6n
ida y vuelta rs ctvs. en- 2s IS ctvs.
En- IL de Bayam6u q Catafo, ida y
vuelta rs ctvs en- 70 10 ctvs.
Billetes ordinarios de Capital a Ca
TO "a clase & ! ctvs.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02
MOrtuarY.

Died Monday, Oct. 28 at their
residence, on east Jackson st.
Mrs. Rev. II. w. Fulghem. wife
of the pastor OF Grace M. e. CHI.
18th and Brown SITS. She was
33 years old. The body was
shipped to Topeka, Kan. home.
where interment was made.
Rev. Fulghem has the sympa'
thy of the entire city in this, his
sad hour of bereavement.
He came to our city only a few
months ago, and made a remark
able progress at that church in
all lines.
We offer a word of coincidence
here, and extend to him d ment-
al ray of light that his troubled
mind may become Tranquil.
Death is certain. life is uncer.
tain. so REQIEsCAT EN- PACE.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02
Now is Your
Chance.

Buy ii lot in in Wilberforce, Green
Co, Ohio. the Mecca OF Prospt rOus
and Fashionable Negroes
1877 lots have been subdivided out
of The -horter place. and are be-
ing sold by col0red syndicate.
Terms S. on down and S. 90 per month
Prices of lots range from 1920 up to
$4,000. Now is the time to buy as
an investment.
A w. NAYLOR & Co, Wilberforce
Green Co. o.. DR. J. II. MaGee. Wes-
tern Manager, Springfield, Illinois.
Plat etc can be seen together with
other information at Forum office.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02

DR.. Fairfax, chairman of the
committee on Odd Follows Home
and sister Nora F. Tay Tor, D. M.
U. G.. of H. H. of Ruth Of lll.'
stopped for few hours in the
city, on their way to Chicago,
tn } CUES of Mrs. Susan Davis.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02
81. so 10 East St. Louis every SAT
urday and Sunday
ILLINOIS TRACTION SYSTEM
Divine Services at the Evangelical
Lutheran Holy Trinity Church

On Fifteenth between Washington
and Jefferson streets.
Bible Reading, IL to IL a. m.
Preaching at p. m.
instruction in the chief parts of the
Christian doctrines every Wednesday
at p m.
One and all are cordially invited to
attend these services.
Rev. Jas. H. boswell, Pastor.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02
Don't borrow the Forum.
FOR SALE.

De Witt Couny, IIIinois-Waynesville.
One fine piece of residence property.
Modern house in good condition
$4,000. Easy terms.
One hundred and forty-five acres
rich farm land in fine state of cultiva-
ton, one mile from Waynesville, no
house. $4,000 per acre, easy terms.
One hundred and sixty acres 3k
miles from Waynesville, improved,
twenty acres in pasture, at S115.00 per
acre. Rents for $4,000 per annum.
Terms easy
c. H. JONES,
116 s. 18th ST, Springfield, Ill.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02

Mrs. Fl. Tucker has first class
lodging house, 2O6 N l4th ST., each
room well prepared for heat. Call
when in the city or DESTROYS of a
room or board. Rates reasonable
TelephOne New 147S.
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02

Thursday, Nov. Z is "Lovejoy
Day
The forum. [volume] (Springfield, Ill.) 1904-192?, 1907-11-02
Matrimonial.

Miss Esther L. Spearman. of
1923 East Carpenter St. and Mr..
Frank Page, of liz Calfax St,
Lexington, KY. were united in
the holy sbonds of matrimonv,
Monday, Oct. 21st. at 1870
o'clock p. m. by Rev. Manuel Of
Union Baptist church.
Married Oct. 22nd. in the Office
of Justice Connolly, G. Chapp-
man 1116 So. Pasfield St. and
Miss Minnie Lewis, of Mt. Yer
non, Ind.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25

him to digging pit in the clay soil
about yard square. In it he built a
fire and heaped it way up, so that,
after it had burned for an hour and
been cleaned out, that pit was pretty
near as hot as Tophet Then it was
ready for business. We put the head,
skin and all, on the bottom, with
plenty of those sugary yams alongside
Over the top We put some oak planks
we borrowed from a neighboring
farmhouse, and covered them over
with earth. You can imagine how per-
fectly everything was cooked in that
ready-made oven.
Meantime, sent out invitations to
Gen. Pat Cleburne, of Arkansas; Gen.
Brown, of Tennessee, my own state
Che was afterwards governcr); Col.
Moses Wickes, and other army men
stationed near us. There's no need
to say all responded, for, let me tell
you, the federals had swept the coun-
try almost bare, and it had been
short commons with Bragg's army for
several weeks. Our table was made
of three oak planks held up by
crotched tree branches; our dining
room was the scrub oak grove where
we had pitched our camp, with the
wild birds singing and chirping in the
leaves; the fresh smell of the earth
was in the air, and what more did we
want?
'The cows head was served on a hot
oak plank for trencher, with the
yams cuddled alongside. Our hunger
was our sauce, our condiments were
plain salt and pepper. But how 1t
made you smack your lips! Our
mouths were watering all the time we
were skinning that slvory, smoking
headpiece with our Trogstickers.
Each man stepped up to tae table
and cut off slice with the same
handy weapon. pared off the hard.
baked rlnd OF yam, and sat down on
q nearby log to chew and chat.
I'VE would shake our heads at each
other and smile in knowing fashion
and then shake our heads and smile
again, like schoolboys out fc:' frolic
Take 1t altogether. we ate, yes, sir
VIC ie"iiy ato Win q reiish anu SuStC
Delmonico's or Chamberlaln's never
saw. Everybody agreed that the melt
Ing tongue of that COW was the mosl
responsible eating they had ever en-
| joyed. All that Is needed to make
this auspicious banquet complete. re
marked Gen. Brown, as he cut out {
| second section of tongue, Is q goot
| lhip ,sniftar Of did KanfucIy hnurhnn
But. then. as We all know. there ar
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25
RELlsHEo A WAR MEAL.
Some of the Straits to Which the Con
federate Officers Were Reduced.

The veteran, by force of contrast is
often reminded of the many times
during the civil war when the plainest
food had for him zest that no pres
ent holiday can impart. One of these
veterans, a Tennessee colonel, who
served with Forests cavalry became
reminiscent the other day, says the
New York Post.
"A good dinner was as strange to
our camp as five-dollar gold piece
he remarked, as he stroked his gray
beard, "and / remember well how
eager we were for persimmon time.
Then it often happened that we got a
good fat possum out of one of those
trees. We'd skin him and leave him
hung up over night for the frost to
touch him just once. Next day
we'd roast him in the ashes with
plenty of yellow yams so sugary that
the sirup would ooze out of them like
resin out of a pitch pine tree.
Talk about terrapin and canvas
back Why, man alive, possum and
'taters is the things that makes you
truly thank God for the space there is
within you. Such sweet meat and
so fat and juicy! And when the last
morsel had gone down, how calm and
contented you feel; how much at
peace with all mankind.
Il reckon the best dinner we had in
our camp was one fall day in 64,
when we were hanging onto the flank
of Sherman's army as it marched
through Georgia. One of our foraging
parties brought cow into camp, and
the head fell to my share. l had my
man wash and clean it; then 1 set
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1907-01-25
SCORED ONE ON COUNSEL.
Lawyer Proved Himself Weak on
Forming Impressions.

A veteran member of the Baltimore
bar tells of an amusing cross examina-
tion in a court of that city The wit
ness had seemed disposed to dodge
the question of counsel for the de-
tense.
Sir" admonished the counsel stern
ly, you need not state your impres.
sions. We want facts. We are quite
competent to form our own impress
sions. Now, sir, answer me cate
gorically."
From that time on he could get little
more than yes and mo" from the
witness. Presently counsel asked:
You say that you live next door to
the defendant"
Yes"
"To the north of him?"
mo"
ITO the south?"
mo"
We'll, to the east, then?"
mo"
"Ah!" exclaimed the lawyer sarcas.
tically. I'VE are likely at last to get
down to the one real fact. You live
to the west of him, do you not?"
NO"
How is that, sir?" the astonished
attorney asked. you say you live
next door to him, yet he lives neither
to the north. south, east, or west of
you. What do you mean by that. sir?"
Whereupon the witness "came back"
Il thought perhaps you were compe-
tent to form the impression that we
live in fiat" said the witness calmly,
"but | see | must inform you that he
| lives the next door abOYo me-"