The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-27


Nj. p. FUCKER. Manchester.
II. / must die, I'll dye my hair.
/. E.. SANGER, 100 Campbell ST.. Har-
r.lcnburg, Va
But tomorrow I. marry Notre Pcre.
Just because OF the red In my hair.
MRS. J. A. FRENCH, Orange. Va
SUSIE SHARP. Millboro. Va.
SAID the Ed. law. go back to your lair.
And she plucked a hatpinl from her halr'
s. H. ELLYsoN. City.
T,wards a warpath I'll now do my share.
All, the Lord hath answered my prayer
And I shan't handle with care.
A.. H.. SMITH. Box 81. City.
Gee. that Editor ran like a hare.
With nonsensicalt limerick hot air.
p,ease stop IN your ears while I swear.
Skiddoo, or I'll be In your hair.
Laugh now, but you'll weep up there.
II. j. REYNOLDS, City.
And now you can SO. sou know where.
l.. McKESSIE. City.
MRS. j. NJ. DUNN, 1907 Grove Ave.
This sudden, but 1 knew you'd be square.
JOHN WEYMOUTH. Hampton. Va
And he took to his heels from the scare.
MISS PArTEsoS, os Van Wrinkle ST.,
~ nm nala not aa a. word-didn,t dare.
He, cry reached his heart; they're a pair.
i. STEVENS, 500 Tenth.
we'll, twas hard to distinguish the pair.
Tho next T. U. edition was rare.
j. N. r., Box A, Louisa. Va
Don't expost your bad limbs (llms) TO the
Two VS. now will jus. make US square.
MRS. L. G. ADAMS, City.
Lets fix 10 sit two on q chair.
MRS. "A. NJ. LUCAS. Enheld.., \. g
Then M ! J am KGHE fats BoFW FGMsse ar sss o Sa.
He now wears another mans nalr.
Hs was sent to n ward for repair.
D q. EuR1TT. staunton. Va. ..,,,
It's your treat. and to Gnth's they repair
NJ II. SPIERs, s01 8. he
Resurrect me again, II YOU dare.
". f.. WILSON. Box Ssh, city. - al
with brass rings and hee,haws. and hot ar.
viii wait at the church-meet mo there.
ROBERT LOUIS FREEAR. Farmyille. Va.
III get even now. 6 n,wITs o,,e De,nwnre
| Ave, Manchester
| You crosseyed. bowlegged. ugly bear.
". RICHARDSON, Church. View, Va.
I'VE been spared much trouble and care.
May Maud kick YOU high In the mir.
MRS. CHAs. Il. STUART. 200 ., Clay.
Bu; III mover give up In despair.
Tigo and Buster, your troWsers VIII tca''
l4cur n,eaness, I'll make bare.
WILTON THRUsToN. Little Plymouth
MRS. p. G JONES, 42sla =. Laurel.
And put these silver threads in my hair,
| lust to pleaEe the pNpllc Is all YOU ChIe'
r MARY r, JONES, 223 26th ST. New
laris my nnisll, this limerick affair.
HZELLE MINOR. IA $, Adams,
|Doyoutly the Ed. gasped a prayer.
The Ed, jumped three feet In tho air.
Her yell gave tho folkes quite a stare.
Sighed tho Ed, dear Maxine. beware,
VIRGINIA II. ROBERTSON, l2l5 peca-
tur ST., Manchester.
Then he awoke; twas all q nightmare,
MRS. MATTE u. CHERRY 6l7 N, 3lst.
nv continually spreading hot ali.
And tho lost himself. then md there.
And she shook the little man by the hair.
MRS. FRANK A. COSBY. 93S North Ave.
And now no moro stunts. II you dare,
MRS, NJ. WILLIAMS, PearisburG, Va,
And yourself an old Teddy Bear,
j. q. TAYLOR, l0ll w. Grace
Az she savagely pulled at his hair.
MRS. II. j. BROWN, S001a s.. First,
And she soond (n) y I) Dispatch all his
hair
And the hot Times Dispatched half his hair.
And Tho Times Dispatch buried the pair.
And for him, even the fnrles made prayer, :
And another bald Ed, tops the chair.
And that's why the Ed has 40 heir. ~
WALTER j. JOHNSON. Box 20, Char
oh, its lucky for you. you've no hair,
&c. HARRISON, aga Harrison
Bp d wldnwer now, II you dare
hut she spoke to ii handful OF halr.l,
\ SGrsnt me time he lmployed4 "for one