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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21
Useful Kitchen Implement.

In the illustration below is shown
an implement for general use in
kitchens, embodying means for open
ing cans, squeezing lemons, MASKING
potatoes and similar operations. The
base of this utensil has fiat lower
surface to be used as a potato-mash-
Ang head and slotted squeezing cone
extending upward from the base. The
cone enters a cavity in a conical-
shaped portion above carried by the
shank of the implement. Extending
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21
Rainy Day Hats,

Smart young women are wearing
for rainy days large straightforward
hats of the sailor variety trimmed
only with a well-poised bird or
aigrette and a crown band of twisted
silk.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21

an adjustable cutter. The pin is in
serted in the centre of the can to be
opened and the cutter adjusted to
extend close to the edge of the can.
When in position the implement as
a whole is turned upon the can, the
can being thus cut adjacent to the
dge.-Washington Star.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21
Embroidery and Lace.

Very beautiful collar and cuff sets
may be made without much work by
edging the embroidery with Valea-
ciennes lace, slightly fulled.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21
MISS AKURI INOKUCHI.
Professor of Physical Training in the
Women's Higher Normal School
of Toxic.
After the Feast.

A recent church notice in Man.
chester read: "a potato pie supper
will be held on Saturday evening.
Subject for Sunday evening, "A Night
of Agony London Daily Mail.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21
The Un-lexiConed
English Home
BY w. D. HowelIs.

is unknown private
instinct the spelling
discoveries (hey
unabridged
grammaan and 1T is
while English boldly sit is me- and
him. having them in their soecsn
rightly
calling calling evangelist
which
honorable station
ed reciprocal
orthoepy UNMARRIED world
alien digni
with
this instruction
nothing
president
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21

The automobile not modern product people think One
and
aondon
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21

Ex-President Cleveland has evil
IDENTIFY abandoned his former sum-
mer home, on Buzzard's Bay, for that
home in Tamworth, N. H., where he
has spent the last two summers with
his family.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21
Petticoat Not Conspicuous.

The fashionable street petticoat is
no longer conspicuous in color
Bright-hued skirts for walking suits
are tabooed.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21

A college of foreign languages has
been opened in Canton, China. the
port from which most emigrants sail
to distant parts of the globe.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21

BY Anne L. German.

IsCIPLNE father and mother should under
\ realize it's meaning me
Of would believe that Wecis
people imagine
child amount OF nagng
in avoid this aside
dividing
whims with
thoroughly
they proceed immediately scarcely do other than become worse
absolutely
really with the mother or father II cd mas no
which should not do and the parent being busy tells MIN STOP v
what he has been doing After awhile the parent ana
what orbdon
Didn't hear tell before to give nat up Ios
full he has been doing therefore he cannot m
of to
another the house perhaps puts his hat and goes o%moe IMAM
object
Through this kind the child has come to realize naa
of his
that be the parent mad stopped eadhs e
method Of the cnld play and suggested or started MN on b4 n
realization that the particular action was wrong at a 1T @ rid nf HIM
but for just This will become apparent ana ne %
the which the child was being
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21


Clothes, Tobacco, a nd
BY Norman F1apgoOd
collecting
wealth
a handicap beginning
individual who
kV others it ILL., but to
provided
through o a total
welbaancd
life
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-06-21
81 @ 81
Rich Qn0 Poor at COlleGe.
Charles E. Hughes Governor OF

The Rich Young Mans Fancy Lightly Turns to
Clothes, Tobacco. Theatres and Drinks
BY Norman Hapgood.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

America is going to the extreme in
music, SO far as financial extravaganza
Is concerned. According to conserva-
tive estimates, the people of this coun-
try will spend ten million dollars on
this form of amusement between No
vember, 1906, and April. 1907. Includ-
ed In this estimate Is only the better
class of music, the comic operas, mu-
steal comedies and so-called "attrac-
lions" of this type not being consider
ed at all.
America has become music mad
mad In Its desire to hear music that
1t does not always understand, and
musicians whom 1t does not always
value rightly. A musical obsession has
taken hold of the people, and, having
the necessary money to pay the de-
mands of those wise enough to realize
the extent Of this newborn craze, we
are now hearing the best there Is
in music at Europes artistic expense.
AS matter OF fact there were not
twenty really first-class singers and In
strumentalists left In Europe on De-
cember first, for the almighty dollar"
is a patent attraction to even 30 i'm
practical a being as the average mu-
sician.-Success Magazine.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

A party Of operating officials of a
railway running out of Cleveland form
ed themselves into a surprise party the
other night and visited neighboring
town TO see whether engineers were
paying proper attention to the signals.
Abs result was Illuminating. Accord.
ing to the published reports the In
spectors turned out the lights intended
30 show that the track was clear, and
In spite Of the warning thus given
twenty-four trains out Of twenty-fiye
rushed by, only one stopping to In
vestigats what was wrong. or four
passenger trains only two even slack.
ened speed on seeing the signal which
meant danger ahead. The road In ones.
ton Is one of the best and most eff
GENTLY operated in the country, and IL
such state Of things can exist on II
what is the condition on other lines
less completely equipped and less care
fully operated2
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

We think Of the savage tribe as liv-
ing outdoors, and free from the re-
straints- which come with civilization
the garment, the house and the cook.
But there is barbarian which spends
its winters in huts and holes from
which every breath Of fresh air Is shut
out. and where the sitting atmosphere
10 heavy with 'old shapes of foul dis
ease" Akin to the life of the hut and
the Stun Is the life of the home of
whatever grade where cold Is dreaded
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

A company which manufactures par
lor cars and sleeping cars is to erect
plant for the building Of cars con-
structed entirely Of metal The new
cars will be stronger than those Of the
old type, and in railroad accidents will
not take fire. The question rises
whether those who cannot afford seats
In parlor cars. but must ride in COM
mon coaches, are not entitled to equal
y safe vehicles. In the good time COM
Ing every car and the entire railroad
equipment will be as good as human
skill can make It.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

During the year 1906 property In the
United States 10 the value of more
than half billion dollars was de-
stroyed by fire. OF course this enor-
nous total, which Is said never to have
been equaled In any country, at any
time, was due In large part to the San
Francisco disaster. Nevertheless, the
executive officer Of the International
Society of Building Inspectors has de-
cared that nine-tenths Of the national
Gre loss Is preventable.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

Nine. Melba now charges a dollar for
writing her autograph. Being woman
abe probably has good deal of salts
faction when writing check for the
payment Of $50 debt in making it out
FOR $40, letting her autograph stand for
tho balance
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04
Just Like N Man

"John,". said Mrs. Stubs, Suppose
you were sitting in a car and should
see poor, tottering woman collapse
because she had been holding a strap
for twenty blocks, what would you
do?'
Why" replied Mr.. Stubs, II am
so tender hearted think l should hide
my face"
"Ah, in. grief?'
mo, In a newspaper"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04
All Waited.

81 wonder" said the man of a statis-
teal turn, "how much powder ia de-
stroyed daily In useless salutes."
There must be lot." said the friy-
olous girl, "but l suppose women will
60 on kissing one another Just the
same."-New Yorker.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

An Ohio man has been sent to prison
for six years because he has thirteen
wives. He ought to have known
enough to stop when he had dozen.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

knowledge Is the sunrise of life
and the glowing sunset of hope" says
the Baltimore American. And even at
MONDAY some people are in no danger
Of suffering from sunstroke on that ac-
count
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

There are 100000 men in this
country available for military service"
And twice as many who could stay
at home and criticize those in the
field.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

Those boys who accidentally hit the
Kaiser with SNOWFALL as he was
passing have reason to be thankful that
the result of the recent election left
him In high good humor.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

Several members Of young Mr.. Rock
efeller's Bible class seem to take great
delight in getting up in meeting and
telling him what they think of his
father.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

Count Boni wants Nine. Gould to
return to him and overlook the past.
He specifies that she Is expected, In
case she returns, to be accompanied
by her checkbook.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

Perhaps 1t Is a matter Of no signifl-
canoe, but 1t Is a fact, that railroad
wrecks have been rapidly increasing
since the passes were shut off.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

The crop Of hitherto unpublished
portraits of Lincoln" Is growing larger
every year. How In the world did he
ever find time to do any work, when
he had his picture taken so often?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

= Probably Senator Beveridge first be-
came opposed to child labor when he
was a small boy and had to follow the
pillow when he wanted to go fishing.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

A New York alderman has been
caught taking money. The science Of
the thing is to take the money and not
get caught.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

British Columbia has a politician
named Frost. Isn't he the man to sue
coed Lieut.. Governor SNOWFALL, of New
Brunswick when he resigns?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

me. II he thinks I have forgotten that.
he is mistaken. He loves this girl, but
he shall never marry her. love her.
how his dark eyes famei-'and l swear
she shall be my wife %
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

more than bad air. The farm house,
the millionaire's palace and the VII
lage grocery alike shelter miserable
sinners against natures laws. The
crusade against the ravages of con-
sumption has awakened thousands to
the fact that the need for pure air Is
more Imperative even than the need
for good food, although it speaks with
less insistent voice. But hundreds
of thousands of housewives yet need
to learn the danger of the comfortable
double window and the alright stove,
and the healing power of pure, cold
air, STEPPED In Gods own sunshine.
A woman who was known as the queen
of the Gypsies died recently in Eng
land. She was of great age and amaz-
Ing vigor, and real character" in
her reserve and her hatred Of modern
conditions. She seldom talked, but 1t
was known that she considered educa-
ton as rubbish, houses as no better
than prisons, and the persons who died
In them as the victims of their own
effeminacy. In phrase both telling
and memorable, she boosted herself
free from the tyranny of the roof"
That is truly a noble freedom and one
which every wise woman may covet
for herself and her children. Perhaps
another hundred years may see tho
stuffy bedroom everywhere supplant
ed by the airy porch, and find civilized
man again seeplng under the sky.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

AS a pleasant illustration of the
value of the expert trade, attention
may be called to the suit instituted in
New York by distinguished allenist
for payment Of $500 balance Of a
$23,50O bill for expert testimony. The
defendant, wealthy widow, demurs ON
the ground that the services were not
worth the price. In view of all cir
cumstances the wonder grows that SO
few men engage in the profitable bust
ness of what may be called exporting.
Why should man toll and drudge
appearance, modicum Of practical ex-
perience, and the acquisition of impress
sive technical terms, he can reap a
much richer harvest? If a will in
volving the distribution of large es-
tate is to be broken on the ground that
the maker was feeble minded, the ex-
pert appears ready to throw the weight
of his testimony In the direction de-
sired. If a rich man or a rich mans
son Is In danger of the law through
reason of serious infraction of the
statutes, along comes the expert to
prove conclusively that the shape of
his head, the wildness of his eye, or
some eccentricities Of conduct demon
strate arrangement Of his mental facul-
ties. The amount of compensation de-
ponds, of course, on the wealth of the
parties interested. But, inasmuch as
such expert testimony Is sought chiefly
by those who have the willingness and
the wealth to pay, the compensation is
usually of the most generous nature.
The learned gentleman who receives
$4,000 for a deposition, or even for
an hour agreeably spent on the wit
ness stand, has excellent reason to be
in love with his profession and to rec
ommend it to those who are dlscon
tented with their humber pursuits
Why he should go to law for the pal
try sum Of $4,000 when he could more
profitably improve his time in seeking
another client Is not so clear.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

America grows richer by S10,0O0,000
day. Sevent-eighths Of the people
naturally have to be content with ci-
rfers
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

That dark spot on this planet at
which the observers on Mars are gaz-
Ing In wonder Is Pittsburg.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04
Behind the Scenes.

Behind the Scenes.
Il positively cannot sing tonight"
said the soubrette.
AT last" exclaimed the manager.
"At last whatT queried the self
styled footlight favorite.
you have found out that you can't
sing" replied the manager.
And that's how the trouble began.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

What is wanted Is wreckless rail-
reading, not reckless railroading.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

Constant complaints never get pity.
From the German
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04
Domestic DOings.

Domestic Dofngs.
Gyer-Mr. and Mrs. DeStyle would be
only too glad to have a skeleton in
their family closet.
Myer-You don't say!
Gyer-Fact. They had one, but Il
got out last week.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

Never silent.
Dolly-Do you believe this world Il
a stage7
Dick-Yes. and every woman has a
speaking part
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04
Dealing fn Futures.

Dealing In Futures.
Shortleigh-Say, old man, can you
lend me $100f I'm going to be mar
ried.
Longun-What security can you give7
shortleigh-I'il tell you the name of
the girls father.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-04

TRIBUNE PRO. & PUB. co., Ltd.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
The WHY Bell BOY.

4 hotel man in New Hampshire was
surprised to see one Of his women
guests come downstairs several nights
running, ell her pitcher from the water
cooler in the hall and retIIrn quietly to
her room again. At first he thought
the lady had some special reason for
this queer performance. Then lie
thought he had better speak to her.
Accordingly on the fourth or fifth
night lie approached her politely, took
the pitcher from her hands and filed
it himself.
''lf you would ring, madam" he said,
''this would always be done for you.
There is no occasion for you ever to
come down yourself for water. \
ring
But have no bell" said the Lady.
"Oh, madam, Of course you have a
bell. I'll show it to you"
And he carried the pitcher up to her
room for her and pointed to the bell
beside her bed
That is the bell" he said.
The lady started in surprise
"That the belIT' she exclaimed
why, the bell boy told me that was
the fire alarm ana | WASH to touch it
Oh any account except in case Of fire"
Washington Star.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
Cures Blood, Skin Diseases, Can
Cer===GreateSt Blood
Purifier

If your blood is impure, thin, diseas-
ed. hot or full of humors, if you have
blood poison. cancer, carbuncles, eating
sores, scrofula. eczema, itching. ris-
ings, and bumps, scabby pimpiy skin,
bune pains. catarrh, Rheumatism, or
any blood or skin disease, take Botanic
Blood Balm (B. B. b. Soon all sores
heal, aches and pains stop and the
blood is made pure and rich. Drug
gists or by express 81 per large bottle.
Sample free by writing Blood Balm
Co., Atlanta. Ga. B. B. B. is especial
ly advised for chronic, deep-seated
cases, as it cures after ali else
fails. 26feb-08
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23

1t is strange that so strong 4 preiu-
dice againstfbe left hand has lived and
increased for centuries when there IS
no natural or physiological reason for
it. Examination Of the skeleton of
person who was strong, healthy and
we'll formed in life shows that the
bones of the left hand and arm are just
as large and capable Is those of the
right. The study OF physiology shows,
too, that the muscles and ligaments
and carriages that fastened that per-
sons arms To his body and gave them
the power Of motion were made to do
their work just as well on one side OF
the body as on the other If the left
side was the weaker, it was because of
the failure to exercise it as freely as
the ctiler.-Scrap Book
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
lie Haa the Most-Perhaps.

A comic actor who had been engaged
to entertain family party proposed at
the conclusion Of the performance a
little game Of his own. Each Of the
company. himself included, was to
stake half a crown. and the pool would
be taken by tie person who possessed
the most of the articles which he ithe
COMEDIAN would inquire for. On his
assurance that he would take no mean
advantage, but run the same risk as
the rest. all the members of the party
consented, and between f3 and f4 was
soon laid on the table. The actor add
ed his piece to the pool, with cum
ming smile. and then said:
Now, which of you ladies and gen
tlemen happen to have the greatest
number Of false teeth?
Deathlike silence reigned for about a
minute, then a burst Of laughter, both
hearty and in some cases forced
Il have three" continued the actor.
''Wh9 has got more:"
The comedian toek The pool London
Tit Bits.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
Hard Times in Kansas.

The old days of grasshopp1rs and
drOuth are almost forgotten in the
prop speroUs Kansas Of today; although
a ciuizen Of Codell, Earl Sharnburg, has
not forgotten hard time he encount-
cred. He says: Il was worn out and
discouraged by coughing night and day,
and could find no relief till tried DR..
than one bottle to completely cure
me-" The safest and most reliable
cough and cold cure and lung and throat
healer ever discovered. Guaranteed at
Oberdorfer' drug store SOC and Sl.00.
Trial bottle free. apr
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

For Governors. ". Hager
For Lieut.. Governor South Trnble.
For AttOrney-General-J. K. Hen
drick
For Superintendent Of Public Instruc-
tion~E. A. GulliOn.
For Commissioner of Agriculture.
". Newman.
For Secretary of State - Hubert
Vreeland.
For Auditor Henry Bosworth.
For Treasurer Ruby Laffoon.
For Clerk Court of Appeals-Jo B.
Chenault.
For United States Senator-J. C.
w. Beckham.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
FOR NERVES = AMERIcawIrIs rllxlE

The Rexall AmericanitiS Elixir is tom
i, nerve food composed chiefly. of free
Phosphorus. GlyCophosphates. Iron Pyro-
phosphate and Cahsaya.
The wonderful results of this remedy are
due to the fact that it supplies Phosphor-
ous to the nerve cells in condition in
which it can be Immediately and easily
taken mp by them.
The Glycophosphates, actual nerve It's
sue builders, are one of the most recent
and valuable additions TO, this branch of
medicine and unquestiOnably a more eff
Gent remedy than the well-known Hypo-
phosphiteS.
The Iron Pyrophosphates are the most
easily assimilated form of iron which give
tone and color, and the combined alkaloids
Oh eansayS AZ BAN 9n, nave tSii ice el hd Oh a.
and $50 bottle.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
Lambs unkind Thruat-

Charles Lamb, than whom no gen
tier or kinder hearted wit ever breath
ed. attimes found it impossible to re
strain himself from the personal, as,
for instance, when he covered Il friend
with shame at a whist party by blurt-
ing out:
Cad, James, Tiff dirt were
t-t-trumps, what Il hand You would
haver'
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23

''Brer Jenkins, he say dat we ought
not 70 gossip an dat we ought not to
remark on each Odder's frailties; but
my Ian, dats whit keeps de world
straight. Hits de fear of our neigh
bors' tongue dat keeps most Of us in
de stockade. Hits gossip OATS dc real
perljce Of dc world ''-DorOthy Dix in
New York American.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
FOR cATkaag-ssucU.roNE

The chief ingredients Of Much Tone are
Gentian, CCbebs, C2scaTa Ss9ratia, Glyc-
crime and san sapariiia.
Gentian Is recognized in medicine as one
ct the greatest TONES ever dis oveTed. Il
combines the TOMS powers OF all known
-bitters,' with none OF the disadvantages
applying to any.
Cubebs have long been recognized as a
specific i'll the treatment OF all catarrhal
coalitions. Is action IS prompt and its
benefit almost invariable
CaScdra Sagrada is csi eciaily introduced
for its unapproachabe LAXATIVE properties.
The combination or these with Glycerine
and Sarsaparilll makes Mucu- Tone
remedy that attacks catarrh from every
point and gradually restores the diseased
tissues. BOttle -Ac
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1907-04-23
About the Only Place.

A company Of settlers in naming
their new town called it Dictionary.
because. as they said that's the only
place where peace. prosperity and hap
piness are always found"