The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-10-26

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Dot Injecting JOHNNY have found
you out Johnny-what am IL Dot
Nobody. Johnny-Goodness gracious,
am discovered.
Pa-Why did you go out In the rain
today without an umbrella, John7
JOHNNY ate salt mackerel this morn
Ing for breakfast, and that keeps me
dry.
Jobnny-say. dad, II 1 ate a chop
and you ordered one and ate IL, WHIST |
would your phone number bef Pa
Give 1t up. SON Johnny-It would be
IL
Little Edna-Whst Is leisure"
mammal Mamma-Its the spare time |
a woman has In which she can do some |
other kind OF work. my dear.-Chicago |
Daily News.
He (sententiously)-I always speak
my mind She (tartly)-I suppose
that is why you have the reputation Of
being a man OF 50 few words--BaluL
more American
Whatever are you doing to
poor dolly, childf ChIld-rm just go
Ing to put her to bed, mummy. I've
taken on her hair, but l can't get her
teeth out-Sourire-
Old Lady Improving the occasion)-
You know, boys. it's only the body
which lies here Now, what is It goes
to Heavenl Small Boy tentatively
is cad, mum-ePick- Me-Cp.
Nell-Ye2. she said her husband mar
ried her for her beauty. What do you
think Of thatl Believed. think her
husband must feel like a widower now.
Catholic Standard and Times
Mistress-Bridget, have you cement
ed the handle on to the Watering
which you dropped yssterday7 Bridget
Il started to. Mum. but most unfor-
tunately l dropped the cement bottle
Punch
The body OF the late Major Jinks
was cremated-" what they goIn' to
do with 1T" Ellis widow has him
corked up In fruit jar. Says it's the
: last Of the family Jars"--Atlanta Con-
stitution-
The Wife. during a Quarrel-Im so
ing right home to mother; SO there
The Husband-That's right, dear. Of
two evils always choose the less Please
don't bring your mother here.-Yon-
kers Statesman
Pa-You naughty boy, you've been
fighting again. Johnny-No. pa. was
: only trying to keep a bad boy from
hurting a little boy. Pa-That was a
, noble act my son; who was the little
q lboyl Johnny-Me.
Department Store Manageable
clerk In the butter department says he's
o not going 10 lie about our butter any
: more. The Boss-What salary does he
: get7 Manager-Eight dollars a week
= The Boss-Give him nine
Sweet Singer-De Hammer says be
has a high place in the next show be
o goes out with Comedian-Well, !
. should say it Is high He sits in the
n flies and tears up paper for the snow
| storm scene--Ch icago News
: Dot heard your soldier brother
wrote you a birthday letter. Was there
any war news In It'll JOHNNY don't
know. You see 1t was printed on ths
envelope Return In five days" So
kept II that long and then sent It back
Waiter Girl lin restaurant) We've
got frogs legs. chicken livers, calves
brains and-Johnny turning 10 bis
pail say, dad. they must be queel
} people who live in this place DOM
3 you think they ought to call in a doc
J. tort
= is Mrs Wise at homer inquired
/, Mrs Chatters. standing In the shadow
OF the doorway. Il don't know. ma'am.
replied the servant Il can't tell till
git better look at ye- II we've a war
= on the side O. yer nose, ma'am. sh'
! NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Press
n Thar, my son. you see what larnin
s done fer yer daddy, don't your What
n mawT' why. jest ss soon as the gov
er'mint knowed that he could do igger
In his head they p'inted him postmaste
ae at SEQ a year. an purity soon he'll b
be seIlln' stamps what goes on letters -
!. Atlanta Constitution
But" asked the proprietor OF tn
Bongtong apartments. do you thInl
= this man Is the best one you can get 70
janitor7" The best ever" replied tn
manager. HE has been at yariou
at times an iceman and a street-car con
ductor. He's as sassy and lndependen
as he can be"-Philadelphia Press
~ what / would like" said the cage
u young actress. lis a part with deaf
scene In It never fall to make bl
hit when 1 die" L don't doubt IL.
replied the heartless manager, -and
re may say that you would make the bis
60 gest hit OF your life II you would &
away somewhere and die right now
Chicago Record Herald
h Johnny (sIttins up In bis bed 9
. II 80 D m dad. I'm 50 thirsty Pa
n Lie quietly and 80 to sleep. john
latter a pause But. dad. must has
drink OF water. I'm so thirsty. Pa
II you don't 30 to sleep this minute +
have to thrash you A long silenc'
then Johnny replied-An right. dad
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