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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE-One new Buckeye fer,
tilizer grain drill at Daniel C. Miller's,
on Fulton road. Bell phone 124S-Y.
Daniel c. Miller. 25-d6s
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26

FOR SALE-Good big cheap work
horse, weight 140O pounds; price $S5.
Call 909 N. Mckinley Ave-, quick.
25-d3
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26

FOR RENTAL Cherry and Eighth,
a store room 44xS0 feet; warehouse
24x44 feet, and basement. Can be
rented separately or together. Call
Bell 511 or Stark 1161. 25-d3
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26

Immediately-SEVERAL CANTON
MEN or vicinity, under IS, to prepare
for tming Railway Mail Clerk Exams.
Good prospects. 279 Interstate Bldg.
Cedar RSpids, Iowa.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26
PITTSBURG LIVE STOCK.

Pittsburg, March 25.-Cattle, lower;
extras $5.7O@5.S5; common to good
fat oxen $2.7O@4OO; fat bulls $2.5O@
4.4O.
Hogs-Lower, mixed $6.65@6.TO;
best heavy yorkers 500; light york
ers $6.50@6.75.
Sheep and lambs-Receipts light,
500; steady receipts 1000 head; prime
wethers $6.OO@6.25; cuIls and comon
s3.OO@4O0; fair to good yearlings $3.50
Q700; veal calves s5.5OQ9.O0 heavy
and thin $5.50@9.00.
Toledo, March 25.-Wheat, corn.
and oats firm.
Cash wheat, TIC; May, 7Skc; July.
79sc; Sept, 79Ac.
Corn-Cash, acc; May, 46%c; July,
46Bc; Sept, 471kc.
Cash oats, 44hc; May, 42kc; July,
3S1ac; Sept, 33Ac.
Rye-No. 1, Tic; No. 2, 69c.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26
LOW RATES
Via he Wheeling &
Lake Erie r. r.

Round Trip Homeseekers' Tickets.
Southeast Southwest, West and North
west. On sale first and third Tuesday
of each month.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26

FOR SALE-New room mouse.
west side, near South st. car line
and Dueber works. A neat comfort
able and pleasant home. Your chance
to acquire same. Worth the money
and on reasonable terms. Call at
once. Bergert Bros, real estate and
fire insurance, Central Savings bank
Bldg. 23-d3
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26

FOR SALE-Eggs for Matching from
choice barred Plymouth Rocks; also
agents for Prairie State incubators,
brooders and Universal hovers and
geenral line of poultry feed and sup
plies. w. NJ. Pilgrim & Son, Hartville,
o. Bell phone, Canton, 1548-R-2.
23-d24
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-03-26

FOR SALE-Good 4 room house,
large lot on s. Cherry st. extension.
Will be sacrificed for $3.50 If sold be-
fore April 1st Attorney Allen Cook,
13S s. Market st. 23-d3-wl
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
HOME TREATMENT
FOR WOMEN
The Prescription of Great Physician
VAL UE PROVEN
During Twenty Years of Actua-
Practice.

Probably one of the most success
full medical specialists in the treatment
of women's diseases was DR.. Pengelly
He formulated Zoa-Phora by using q
number of medicinal ingredients which
experience had shown him to be the
best, and combined them in Just the
right proportions to produce the desired
effect on woman's delicate organism.
During more than twenty years of &C
tual medical practice he invariably pre-
scribed Zoa- Phora for the alienation
of pain and permanent restoration of
health to sick and ailing women.
Success to a marked degree attended
his treatment Of all those diseases and
arrangements OF the genital organs
is not necessary TO enumerate here the
all women know what they are
which DR.. Pengelly treated so sue
cessfully with Zoa-Phora.
Further proof OF these statements,
If desired, and more detailed informa-
ton as to the results obtained from
the use OF Zoa-Phora, can be obtained
by writing the zoa-Phora company,
Kalamazoo, Mich They will gladly an
sWeT ali inquiries ana VIII S6EQ you
copies of letters from many women who
volunteer words OF praise for the doc
tors treatment Within short time
the demand for Zoa-Phora, brought
about By the recommendation of wo-
men who had been blessed by its use.
became so great that the doctor could
not personally attend each patient, and
now Zoa-Phora IS being sold by re-
liable druggists nearly everywhere. Tt
comes IN sealed. sterilized, dollar bot
ties, already prepared. and compound
ed in Just the right proportions There
can be no mistake II you ask for Goa
Phora.
IN each package there will be found
a copy OF DIR. Pengellys Advice to Wo-
men," q medical book giving interest
ing and instructive information about
all diseases Of women. and the way 10
successfully treat them IN the privacy
OF your own home. You need not tell
yeur troubles "a any one.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
COMMENT AT WASHINGTON
Not Probable That ANY CareIessness
Caused the Awful Blast,


Caused the Awful Blast.
Washington, July lit is said at
the navy department that it is ex-
tremely improbable that the accident
aboard the battleship Georgia result
ed from any carelessness or lack of
precautiOn on the part OF the person
mel Of the ship. In the absence of any
other plausible explanation the OIL
Gals here are disposed to give consid-
Grafton to the theory advanced by
some of the Georgia's officers when
they came ashore at Boston, that the
powder charge of the eight-inch gun
was fired accidentally by a clot of SCOT
which came floating down smoldering
from the ships funnel and settled by
chance into the open scuttle on top OF
the turret, alighung directly on the
fifty-pound bag Of smokeless powder
in the arms of the loader at the breech
Of the gun.
1t is pointed out that the bag en-
closing the powder is made Of thin
serge stuff, which is rather infamma-
DAC- III 1dGl 1t ~ necessary TQaT 1T
should be soft in order 10 be entirely
consumed in the bore Of the gun after
the charge is fred. otherwise bits of
burning cloth might accidentally ex-
plode the next charge Of powder in
troduced before the breech Of the gun
could be closed. Such accidents have
occurred in the past, so the bags are
purposely made thin and infiammable.
In case Of ammunition used in battle
the bagging is frequently made Of
silk, with a view TO securing still
greater strength and perfect combus-
ton of the envelope after a firing.
1t is proposed to carry the principle
still further and the ordnance bureau
Is experimenting with a view of i'm
ORIGINATING the cloth with collodfon. to
make 1t at once waterproof and highly
infammabIe
In explanation of the fact that the
Georgia was ordered back to practice
as soon as she had landed her dead
and wounded it is stated that such a
course is necessary to prevent the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
Days GriSt in
South Chicaao
DEATH FOLLOWS ROUGH RIDE.
Albert swasou, After Falling From
Building, is Jolted to Hospital.
Especial to Lake County Times.)

Especial to Lake County Times.)
South Chicago. July 17.-Albert
Swanson, aged SO, a structural iron
worker at the Inland Steel company at
Indiana Harbor while working on a
scafold fell to the ground, a distance
of forty feet, and was almost instantly
killed.
Swanson was picked up unconscious
and taken to passing stock train and
brought to South Chicago, where he
was placed IN the Steel company's hos
pital He died a few minutes later.
Swanson was unmarried and lived with
relatives at 8713 Buffalo avenue.
IN falling, Swanson struck some
overhanging obstacles and two ribs
were broken. In addition to having his
ribs broken he also sustained internal
injuries which caused his death. The
idea OF a man being compelled 10 ride
TO South Chicago In a stock train which
jolted back and forth on the way here
is being highly criticised by the au-
thorities. Those who were acquainted
with the circumstances are firm in their
belief that Swanson's life could have
been saved but for the rough ride be-
tween Indiana Harbor and South Chi
cago in the stock train.
Swanson. who was a union man, Will
be buried by that local al South Chi
cago tomorrow.
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the fellow lying unconscious in the
! spot where he had chosen in which To
make his last stand.
There on the ground was a power
full man, six feet tall and weighing in
the neighborhood Of zoo pounds. He
was scantily attired, having only A pair
OF trousers, an old worn out pair OF
shoes. and an undershirt over which
| hung hunters vest used for carving
cartridges.
beside the fellow was the shotgun with
which he had done such terrible ex-
eeution, two revoIvers, a butcher knife.
q big club and galvanized iron bucket.
There was not much ceremony or
gloating over the killing. 1t was TOO
terrible a thing. The men lifted the
Dig fellow, who was not Yet dead. and
slung him over the back OF a horse
IN this, truly wild western style. he
was carried the two miles TO Gary
Here he was taken TO the Office Of DR.
Templin where cursory examination
revealed the fact that he could not
live long.
IN the meantime the fellow was laid
out on the floor and the thousand or
more people that gathered around the
building were PERMITTED to pass around
the room and view the dying desperate.
Riddled With Shot.
lie was found to have been literally
perforated with buckshot in addition
to the mortal wound in his forehead.
and with his months growth of beard
and his naturally dark completion. it
is easy to understand how the first re
ports were to the effect that he was
the negro who had shot another at
Gary.
But the fellow did not die fast
enough to suit the crowds that had
gathered around the doctors office.
They We're outraged to think that the
fellow had only been brought to the
earth at sacrifice of five officers.
There was talk of taking him out
and stringing up his body as an ex-
ample to the rest of the criminal eIe-
ment in Gary. There We're many who
thought that the only way for such a
fellow to end an existance was with a
rope around his neck
Don't String Him Up.
But it was argued that possibly the
fellow was demented and that as he
was sure to die any way. it would be
foolish to give vent to their feelings by
stringing the fellow up.
So he was allowed to lie there until
he died at about $3.50 this morning.
Undertaken Jones took charge of the
body and Coroner Hoskins will hold the
inquest this morning.
But the mystery OF the whole affair
still remains unsolved. Who was the
fend who started out with the single
purpose of killing everyone he met?
The fellow has been seen in the camps
at Gary. but no one knows his name
and no one seems to know much about
him.
He suddenly appeared in camp one
day and then after working peaceably
for while went on the rampage, which
ended in his death. The theory that
the man is insane seems to be the
most simple one, but there is much
evidence to the contrary. The cool
ca1culatiVe manner of the fellow made
it hard to believe that he was insane
and many advanced the idea that he
was some much wanted criminal, who,
thinking that he was about to be
captured, determined not to be taken
alive.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
BURNHAM NEWS

Mrs. Sarah alton is reported as be-
ing on the sick list
George Bliss has taken a position
in Hammond as a carpenter.
Miss Julia Peterson is visiting
friends in Hammond today.
Mrs. George Phillips was in Ham
mond this morning on business.
Andrew Chappelie. of Hegewisch,
was here short time this morning.
Miss Sadie Yalowitz of Hegewisch.
was in Durham this morning enroute
to other points.
Mrs. W. E. Combs. who has been i'll
for some time, is reported very much
improved.
Mrs. Thomas Moran and daughter,
Miss Mary. of Hegewisch, called on
friends here last evening
Mr.. KapIan, of South Chicago, was
in Burnham this morning with Henry
Yalowitz, Of Hegewisch, on business.
Mrs. Kijowski took her small daugh-
ter, Flora, to Hammond to consult a
doctor about some throat trouble. this.
morning.
Mrs. Herman Jordan and children of
Hegewisch were here this morning
while enroute to Lincoln park, where
they will spend the day.
Mesdames c. T. Eldred, John Hill
and o. ]. Kiersey and Miss Ethel Kier-
sey. attended the companion meeting in
Hegewisch last evening.
Mrs. David Dowas and daughters.
Misses Anna and Katherine of Hege-
wisch. were here this morning enroute
to their new home in st. Louis, Md.
A new laundry Office has been
started here 1t is located in Mrs
Sherman's ice cream parlor and belongs
to the Peoples laundry of South Chi
cago.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
SOUTH DEERING

Mrs. Charlie Walker is entertaining
her sister from Chicago.
Mrs Herman Stock was on a shopping
tour to Chicago. yesterday.
William Ellis. ST., is visiting at the
home Of his daughter, Mrs. J. Price on
Terrence avenue
Miss Erma Heelan returned home
Monday from a weeks visit with out
of town relatives.
Mrs. E. S. Edman returned home
Monday evening from a six weeks visit
with her parents at South Bend. Ind.
lawn social will be given next
Thursday and Friday evening at One
Hundred and Fifth street and To-. ance
avenue for the benefit of ST. Kevin's
church.
Miss Mary McQuade is visiting reIa-
tives in Milwaukee, Wis. On her re-
turn she Will ship her household goods
from the above place to her new build
ing on Calhoun avenue, where she will
open a confectionery and school supply
store.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
Two Boys Disappear.

The police have been asked to 10
cate Charles Marshall. aged 20 years.
of sS42 Commercial avenue. who dis
appeared yesterday. Also Bruno So
bak, aged II, of SS02 Commercial ave-
nue. who disappeared about the same
time. The police have no clew to the
missing lads. Other youngsters who
are acquainted with the boys say they
had previously heard them talk of
going to South Bend and they are be-
Heved to have gone there The police
of that city have been asked to look
out for them.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
KENSINGTON NEWS

Mrs. Sput Of 115th and La Sale
streets was a Chicago visitor yester-
day.
Mrs. Ettma Of Perry avenue enter
tanned a number of friends Tuesday
Miss Wall OF State street entertain
ed friends Tuesday evening.
Mrs. Chantel OF 11712 State street
entertained friends from EngIewood
Monday.
Mrs. Lenzen had number Of friends
from Pullman. Monday, as her guests.
Mrs. Engle Of 18th street left for
Detroit Monday.
Miss Chantel OF State street had
Misses Kate Rebedeau. Lydia Lenzen.
and Clarence Lenzen as her guests.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
DESPERATE DEREL|CT
HUNTED TO DEATH

grove would be a good place for the
fellow to hide and that perhaps he was
in the clump of bushes which thSy
saw ahead of them
They had no more than spoken when
they heard the boom of shotgun and
Chief Martins hat flew off, riddIed with
buckshot- All three OF the men dropped
TO the ground and lying on their
stomachs fired a fusillade into the
bushes
In the meantime posses, which had
been organized in Toleston and Pine
Station, heard the shooting and started
towards the scene of the battle. The
wild man at bay in the bushes was
surrounded. 1t then became apparent
that it would be dangerous for the
members of the posse to keep up their
desultory firing for fear of killing some
OF their own party.
Accordingly they kept under cover
as much as possible to avoid the shots
Of the wild man and waited for an OPP
portunity to pick the fellow off, AL
ready five men had been injured and it
was thought wise to avoid further
casualties If possible.
How HanIon Did 1t.
When the first shots were fred, Of
fcer George Hanlon, of the Hammond
police force who had been sent out to
assist in the capture of the desperate,
decided to go north of the grove in
which the man had taken refuge and
north of the slough which lay along
side of It,
This move was made for the purpose
OF heading off the fellow in case he at
tempted to take to the woods. When
Hanlon found himself on one side of
the slough and the wild man on the
other and when he saw that the fellow
was firing at the posse and that his at
tention was probably directed towards
them he determined on a daring coup.
He started to wade the slough in the
direction of the ambushed man. He
knew that if he was seen in the open
he would be riddled with bullets be-
fore he could get to cover, but he relied
on the fact that the fellow was busily
side of the grove.
Swims the Slough.
HanIon waded in the creek up to his
waist. The water became deeper and
deeper until finally he saw that he
would have to swim. He was carrying
a 3S-calibre rifle and in order to keep
it out of the water he put the barrel
down his coat collar with the stock
sticking UP back of his head and swan
the rest of the way across the creek.
In the meantime he was joined by
Frank Reiland of East Chicago, who
also crossed the slough and the two
ay in the bushes waiting to catch
4 glimpse of the fellow.
All at once IRELAND saw the head of
The man protruding from behind a tree
He pointed him out to Hanlon and
asked to take the rife to get a crack
at him.
Hanlon said no. he would do the
shooting. The big Hammond officer
took his gun and aimed it carefully at
the head. He fired and the bullet
struck the fellow in the forehead just
over the left eye.
The wild man groaned and rolled
pver uncons cious. Hanlon and IRELAND
knew they had mortally wounded their
man and at once jumped up from the
bushes and yelled, We've got him"
A Powerful Fellow.
Instantly the rest of the members of
he posse rushed forward and found
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
REPORT OF STABBING
AFFRAY SAID TO BE A kid. y

a serious stabbing ARRAY is reported
TO have occurred on the Strand last
night although the police say they
know nothing OF the affair
Upon inquiry along the Strand. the
Information was slipped by an in
mate OF one of the dives but upon be-
ing questioned he said he was only
kidding. II there was a stabbing at
fair. the victims were spirited away
before the police in the district passed
by on their beats.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
BURNSIDE NEWS

Miss NJ Whelan of Ninety second
Place is reported on the sick list.
Mrs. F. H stephens is entertaining
Miss Dora Schulz of Louisville. Ky.
Mrs. III. Mogan OF 1777 Ninety second
Place visited with friends IN Woodlawn
yesterday.
Mrs. r. Vail Of 9419 Burnside ave-
nue.. is entertaining her nieces. Ger
trude and May Neville. from the West
Side.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

Mrs. Kooser spent Friday with Mrs.
Sam Dennis of Hyde Park.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. S. Ernest returned to
their home in Warren, O., last Friday.
Mrs. T. X. Gale. who returned Thurs
day. reports a very pleasant visit at
Greenup. Ill.
Sixteen ladies were entertained at
cards by Mrs. Feister of Lowe avenue,
Thursday afternoon.
Miss olemacher of Wallace street, is
her friend. Miss Fanny
REIN Of South Bend. Ind, this week.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

men from losing their nerve. Like o.
acrobat who has had an accident, and
who must as soon as possible try the
same feat again, or he will become use
less III his profession, the gunners muss
so back TO work under the same con-
diuons as before. to recover their con-
fdence as a result Of the fact that the
work goes on again without accident.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

Fully 500 girls took advantage of
swimming day at Bessemer park yes
terday. taking to the water like FISH
Tuesdays and Fridays the swimming
pool is given over to the girls and
lately large crowds Of girls are taking
advantage OF the water. learning to
swim. Today the park swimming
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
Probable Total Death Roll of the
Georgia Battleship viii
Be Eleven.
NOT THE RESULT OF NEGLECT
One Of Those Things That Must Hap
pen if We Have Navy.
Powder Bags Made PurposeIy Infinm.
mable - President, Admiral
Yamamoto and Others
Send Sympathy.

Boston, July 17.-Edmund J. Walsh,
seaman, died At the aaval hospital ii
Chelsea. This S the n'uth fatality re-
sulting from the accident on board .ha
batteship Georgia. Twelve injured
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

The German Lutheran church IS
making elaborate preparations for the
annual picnic which Will be held Sun
day, July q, al tho Lakeside grove.
The forenoon will be devoted to ath-
letic sports. and in the afternoon
baseball game will be the principel
attraction. About 500 people are ex-
pected to take the day off and enjoy
the outing.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

Sol Zimmerman. 1913 Ninety second
street. local newspaper distributor,
is suffering from two black eyes,
which he received in a fight at the
Illinois Central depot last night Sol
says he will be more careful in the
near future.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

Mr. and Mrs. Christ Sorenson Of
sl20 Phillips celebrated their twentieth
marriage anniversary There was a
large crowd present and a good time
was given TO all After supper dane
ing was INDUCED in and the guests
departed about II o'clock
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

Edward Bloom, 1873 seventy-ffth
street was taken to the South Chicago
hospital this morning suffering with
severe case of blood poisoning in his
left leg as result Of a slight scratch
Bloom was working in the steel mill
when he accidentally scratched him
self He did not think any more about
1t until yesterday when his leg began
swelling. At the hospital this morn
ing Bloom was reported as getting
along all right, although his case is
quite serious.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
Briefs.

Born, to Mr.. and Mrs. Schwenk, 9122
Essex avenue. twelve pound baby
girl. Mr.. Schwenk is passing the
cigars around.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
az oId on.

Mr.. Gatheremin-rm passionately
fond of coin-collecting.
Miss Askitt trying TO be agree
able)-Indeedi Have you the Latin
quarter of Paris Seattle Post-Intei-
yoanoo-
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
Clearances and Arrivals.

Arrived: Goodyear. Cleared: Mer-
chandise-Lehigh, Buffalo. Grain-Chi-
cago. Buffalo. Light-Masaba, Su-
perior.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

"A wagon broke down at Ninety-sec-
end street and Superior avenue last
evening and it delayed traffic for about
fifteen minutes.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
STONY ISLAND NEWS

Ed Mitchell is on the sick list.
5. Coogan made a business trip to
South Chicago Monday evening.
Mrs. Bell is entertaining her mother
from Paris, Ill. for a few weeks.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
WINDSOR PARK

Mrs. Nash and daughter of Seventy
seventh street. have returned from the
east, where they visited with relatives
Misses Clingmann and Wilson of
Bryn Mawr, left yesterday for a visit
with Mrs. w. w. LOOMS of Detroit,
Mich
Miss Mabel Hart. of Newton, Ia, is
making an extended visit with her sis
ter. Mrs. William Nelson. 1912 Saginaw
avenue.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kelso Of Coles avenue
and Seventy third street, are entertain
ing Mrs. Bell and daughter Miss Irma,
of Sandwich, III.
The finance committee OF St Mar
garets Episcopal church Will meet at
the home Of Albert Mohr. 1909 Bond
avenue. this evening.
Mrs. bennett. who has been visiting
her daughter, Mrs. Stewart Kerr of
Coles avenue, has returned to her home
in Manchester. Eng. She has been in
America about four years.
A large number of the Filipinos from
the White City were out at Nichols
beach yesterday. They were accom-
panied by two people from the White
City. Some of them enjoyed a good
swim.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17

pool Is given over TO the kids and
400 water dogs" are expected to be
out with suits TO enjoy a few hours IN
the water.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-07-17
If Thex Are Hls EIrst &c.

Nothing is more pathetic than an
old man who is trying to SOW wild
oats.