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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-05-29
TOMORROW GAMES

Tomorrow afternoon the Kams ana
fine St Louis ball teams stack uD lor
the second time this season. Inc
Kams are putting forth all sorts oi 81.
forts to take this game. lhey heeu !,
badly and should they lose they VIII
90 way down the line. Most people
favor the st. Louis to win. 1t Will DC
remembered that in their first game
the Rams got but one hit on burns
and if he can do anywhere near thls
good tomorrow the Saints Will stlii re-
tain their I 900 per cent. In the games
fins far played Reuter- has had Daa
arm, but of late he has been giving 1t
special attention and claims that ne
will be fit when the bell rings tomor-
row.
In this game the batteries will be as
follows:
Saints-Bruns, c.; Burns, p,
Kams-Jones, c.; Reuter-, p.
Will the Diamonds win? Everyone
is looking to see the Puns have Il
walk over. Don't be too sure, lor
that Diamond bunch are going TO WIN
game some time. They are due 10
win and they may turn the trick TO-
morrow. The Puns are playing Srea'
ball these days and are lacinS the oail
in championship style.
Batteries will be:
Puns-Williams p; Ringiand, c.
d. H.--Chillingworth, p; Davis C.
1t is to be hoped that the games
start promptly at o'clock
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-05-29
SPORTING GOSSIP

jim Jeffries, looking the picture OF
health blew into San Francisco rain
or unexpectedly recently. He was non
comnttal as to the cause OF MS visit
but it is presumed that he mas pusl-
ness venture in hand which may cause
him to locate there permanently. lie
had an engagement with Barney Reh-
nolds the manager of Bill Squlres. Inc
fans are beginning to get Whit OF an
International championship battle OF
the world after the independence Day
match is concluded, provided Iomhy
Burns does not take the measure OF
the champion from the other side OF
the water.
Whether he intends to enter into an
| \ greement with Reynolds looking 10
The preliminary cOnSummatlon OF 4
match with Squires is not known, pu'
| the writer is of the opinion that there
lmay be something in the wind. Whiie
Jeff has repeatedly stated that he mas
ietired from the ring. it is pretty gen
orally known that he personally W0ulu
have no objection to again donnlng the
mitts and rubbing his feet in resin II
suitable opponent is secured for him
and he is shown where he can make a
good-sized wad of mazuma. His VIE
| is very much opposed TO the champion
aaain having Int he NAV be able to
oynrruIe her objections.
4: :: %
| , ,, =, +ho
,,ind ,,n',nd ~ tho yVon,on,s National
Snid Cban,nionebin Miss Nav uezlet.
- 80, al,a,,,,lir,, ~ 1000 o,d 1000
d dns lJi IN ME- Maraaret curtis the
A,,,or;o,n INV tbreo IN and two to nlav.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-05-29

1t is reported that H. e. Pickers
yacht Spray is high on the rocks at
Pearl Harbor The yacht went on a
rock during bad weather and all efforts
to pull her off have failed
She has huge hole in her bottom.
This is the second or third time the
Spray has gone aground.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-05-29
SPRAY N A BAD WAY

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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-05-29
FOUND,

Small hay horse, fore and hind feet
white owner please call prove
property and wA rspru CLUB
aHh.r I.l Nalu luH
dtuH-al
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

The Bellows Falls Times is for
Roosevelt. So are we all, but if he
will not accept another term what
then? There il no use wasting any
energy to swing Vermont for Rocse-
Welt, it Is Roosevelt from stem to
stern, just prove to US that be viii
accept another nomination and you
will see NJ more Hughes or Taft
booms in Vermont. Vermont is for
Roosevelt if, just prove the if.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

Rob Post-Office of $500.

What is thought to be the work of
professional robbers was that at
Randolph Center when on Saturday
night, September 81, the safe in the
post office was blown open and 5000
in currency taken and $500 in stamps.
Entrance was made by prying open
the back door and the scientific man
ner in which it was all done makes it
evident that the job was that of pro-
fessionals.
Fined for Illegal Liquor Selling.
V. Fracassi, of Mortified, pleaded
guilty in Washington county court
Wednesday to an Indictment charging
him with illegally selling and furnish
ing Intoxicating liquor. He was fined
$500 with costs of 81 rs which he paid
Bail in the case Of Antonio Donaalazzi
of Northf9ld, who was indicted for q
similar offense, was fixed al $500.
This he could not furnish and he was
remanded to Jail.
4FldhcS Escape AAAAOASAA (HiEl11Sy.
While the keeper of the Bellows
Falls Jail was out, Raymond Sharkey,
arrested for the robbery of clothing
store in that place, crawled up the
fireplace chimney in the corridor and
descending ladder against the roof
made good his escape. The chimney
through which Sharkey did the Santa
Claus act was 50 feet high and was not
looked upon as a likely means of es-
cape by the officers. 1t is reported
that within "a hours of his escape he
! made another good haul near Charles
town, N. 81.
D,cides Against the Union.
A jury in Rutland county court,
after IL hours consideration, return
ed a verdict in the noted labor case,
in which the T. r. Patch Manufactur-
ing company sued % members of Pro-
lection Lodge, International associa-
ton of Machinists, for strike damages
of 81, 700 awarded the Patch company
against the lodge. As the organiza-
] ton had no property, Mr.. Patch look
ed to the members, attaching the
homes and trusseeing the wages OF as
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30
BEST OF PROOF
That Byomei viii Cure All
Forms { f Catarrhal Diseases.

nat ID SUfHot - HI 1uTO All
Forms { Catarr hal Diseases.
Testimonials could be printed by
the thousands, many of them from
Barton and nearby towns, that Hyo-
mel is an absolute cure for all ca
tar1hal troubles, but the best proof Of
its enusual curative powers is the
guarantee that Fred D. Pierce gives
with every outfit that he cells, mon
eY back ST Hyonei does not do all
that Is claimed for'it.n
Hyomei IS not a. secret rem cdy. It's
formula is given freely to physicians
who want to know what they use
when they prescribe Hyomei. It is
guaranteed under the Pure Food and
Drug Law by serial No. 1418.-
By breathing Hyomei, the healing
Medication goes directly 10 every
mock and corner Of the air passages
where the catarrhal germs may Turk
ard disinfects and heale. To be cYn-
WINGED OF This you have only TO give
! it a trial, remembt ring that If it does
not cure, Fred D. Pierce will refund
your money.
The complete Hyomei outfit COSTS
but 81 O0, ard in most cases Is sUfi-
Gent TO cure tie disease, making it
not only scienside Treatment hut
ore that is highly conom'oal. Get
IN outfit 70. Gay from Fred D. Pierce
if you have aIy calarrh.
Sold and guaranteed IL Bsrto n
Landing by F j Kinney.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30
CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE

North Troy Turns Proposition Down.
The special village meeting held
Monday evening at Currier Hose
house, North Troy, to see il the tax
payers would raise $500 for the Or
ford Mountain Ry., in extending their
road from the boundary line to North
Troy, was largely attended. After
several spirited debates ballot was
taken, resulting in vote of IS 10, 30
yes.
O. E. S. District Meeting.
The annual meeting of the sc venth
district, o. E. s., L B. Jones, ID G. P,
will be held with North Star chapter,
No. IS, lat Island Pond, Wednesday,
October 8. The grand patron, grand
matron and other grand officers are
expected to be present. Following
is the order of exercises: 2:30 p. m.
Chapter Opened, Intervale Chapter,
No. 81, Mrs. Elna Harris, w. NJ. Re-
ception OF Grand Officers, Address of
Welcome and Response. Business
Meeting, Cotton Chapter, No Sc, Mrs.
Fannie Haunant, w. M. Banquet
O'Clock. 1850 o'clock, Chapter called
from recreation to labor. Exempt
fcation ritual work, North Star Chap
ter, No. 25, Mrs. Alice s. Norton, W.
NJ. Review of WORK, Mrs. Ruby G.
Hawley, G. L.
Travel Party to Jamestown Exposition.
The D0n @. Stiles 90. of St. Johns
bury are arranging for another Of their
popular Tiavel Partie~, ''leaving Oct.
II. Aside from the advantages of a
personally conducted party with ev-
erything arranged for in advance,
this company claims to save fro n
eight to ten dollars $500 to $40 00 on
the trip better than same service
would cost il you should go independ-
emily. Mr.. Stiles, the conductor, has
successfully taken four large parties
from Vermont this sum m r.
The price OF the ticket includes
three full days at Jamestown EXPOSE
ton, two full days in Washington, one
day and two evenings in New York
city; sightseeing trips in special auto
mobiles in Washington and Phila-
delphia; 81 hour trip at sea; guide to
Washington and New York. All
transportations, meals, lodgings,
staterooms, transfers, etc. ten full
days, leaving O.tober IL, Saturday and
returning Monday, October 81. Their
headquarters are at st. Johnsbury.
October is the ideal month OF the year
to visit Jamestown Exposition.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

Henry Croker, Chester; Rev E. A.
Foote, Fair Haven; Dr.. H. D. Holton,
Brattleooro; o. Fl. Henderson, St.
Johnsbury; Rev. I. E. Usher, Bristol;
Rev. F. R. Morse, Bennington; to ex-
pire in 1909, Rev. John W. Moore,
Bellows Falls; Rev. W. E. Braiste d,
Barre; member of board Of trustees
of Vermont academy, David A. Crane.
Continued on third page.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30
THE WORCESTER KEMP

Mamie Spreader st:lf takes
The lead OF all other sprea 'ers.
1t has 81 me special features
that 10 other sprSader has !:
the simplex beaten 6rive,
.iointed tail board. double
chain floor drive, wrought
steel bea;er hangers, roller
bearings, mortised and ten
ored body constr uction, a ID is
the lightest draft spreader
made. We have the thirty
bushel spreader for light team
and side hill farms We have
a few wagons Left and can
make you some very low
prices
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30
LETTER TO A. R. COWLEs,
BARTON VT.

BAkTUN VT.
Dear Sir: Such experiences as this are
occurring all over the country
Judge I. D. Fairchild owns two houses,
exactly alike, in Lufkin, Texas. J. M For
renee painted both houses, one Devoe, 151S
gallons; the other with another paint sold at
same price; Is gallons That 25 gallon paint
is weak and 10 per cent whiting; that's why
it took ga gallons more.
You can learn for nothing what he had to
pay-fcr.
Yours truly.
F.W. DEvoE & co.
81
P.5 E.W Blrron Co, rton; Twon bly,
& Cotton, Bartol Landing and f. Pierce
Albany; sell our paint.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

Terms:-waEN PAID STRICTLY IN ADVANCE
ei.50 YEAR.
In asking for q change Of address, always
state where your paper Is no'c sent.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

- or No time treating v4ur
=. horses pi ched afx. hard.
or brftfr feet with Narff-
sous Eaclish Eminent Cnntraessd fee.
r1s, quarter era Ks, thrush-Morrisos IS
Fng4fsh Eminent cuTesthem All. HaH plnss,
Set pirt !, StCO at all druggists. The James
n. Foster Co Manufacturers anu Proprfeters,
Bath, n. II. 81
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

An exchange has been mean enough
20 remark that the rise in the price of
milk was probably due to the dry
season.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30
4 Maine B. R.
Through Train Service.
In effect June "a, 1917.

In en0cI June 24s 1857.
Trains Leave BARTON.
MONTREAL-+4:2I a. N. fl2 o. t5:I4t6:Os pm
SHERfSROO y E-%4: 81 a. m ,fI2:O3 76:Os n m,
NEWPORT-T4 1sts :3ia. m 1905. '5:14fs :OSfs:O2
Waite RIVER jet, BELLOWS FALLS,
TON, HOLYOKE, AND sPRINGFIELD,
LY~DONvILtE. sT. JOHNsBURY, and
We Is RIVER-+12:i0. II 10 1877 a. M,
+1:2i,ffE0 f11;55 p. N.
NEW YORk-fS:57 a. m. til IS p. N,
CONCORD. NANCBb sTER. \. H.. NASH
IA JUr.. LOWELL, AND Bos1 ON-fl21o
t7;io,f8:87 I. M, el;2l pm.
M0NTREAI-T4:4I II . m. fI2:l5. 6:20
QUEBEC-Hf:4t am =. tl2 Is, is Pop n.
sIiEit tRoOk E-il:4ia a. N tl2:I5, 1929, 1912
NEWPORT-T;:I 1908 a. M. 1878. s5:24
f6;20f9:I2 = m.
L1NDONV VILE, 81. JOHNsBURY, and
Ellis fIVEk-t6 az. + n i8.25 '1;0s' t4:za'
WHlTE RIVER JCT. BELLOWS FALLS
GEs EN FLED. MASS MORT HAAFTCN
Il ola OkE and SPRINGFIELD, is :25a.El
EEs1 XOfk-ts:z5 m
CONCORD, AIASCHESTER, NASHUA jet.
IL, LOWELL and bOSToN, MASS -
1915 1925, a. ~. 1854
Trains leave SOUTH BARTON.
OUEBEC-f1I D a. m, 1855
NEWPO n and sHERBRoOKE-t11 50 a.
WHITE RIVER jet. BELLOWS FALLS,
GREENFIELD. NORTHAMPiO ,HOL-
YOk r. and SPRINGFIELD, MASS
f7:25 a. M
LYNDONVILEE, ST. JOBNSBURY and
WILLS RINs.R-t7:25 a. "a, T4.5i p. m.
NEW Y.t k-fz :25 : M.
CONCORD, NJ aNCH ESTER, NASHUA jet,
\. IL, Low Eli and BOSTON, MASS
1925 a. m.
DAILY. tDail~ except Sunday. FDaily *
cept Monday. tStops only on signal to TAKE,
or to LEAVE on G5Ice to c. n6uctor.
detailed MO masiof and tImz- tables may
be obtained at ticket Offices.
D j. FLAN pERS. Z. M, Burt
Pass Trar Mgr Gen. Pass. Agt,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

II Fletcher d. Proctor wants the
governorship in 1908 all he has to do is
to say so, the people will do the rest.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30
State Baptists Elect Officers.

TINS 83i annual meeting of the YER
mont Baptist state convention and the
Vermont Baptist anniversary, which
opened in Rutland Monday night.
closed Wednesday evening. In point
of attendance, excellent addresses and
interest the convention was a pro-
nounced success. It was decided
to hold next years convention at
Ludlow, Rev. G. r. Stair being pas
tor of the Baptist chnrch at that place.
A hot debate on the liquor question
was enc of the features of the con-
yention and res 9iutions were adopted
disapprov'ng of the present liquor law
The following officers were elected:
President, DR.. Fl. D. Holton, Brattle-
boro; ice-president, Rev. Geo. r..
Stair, Middlebury; clerk, Dewey
Croker, Chester; trustees, to expire
in 1910, @. D. Gay, Cavendish; Rev.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30
NOTICE.

Those desiring Electrical Work done n1eas
cali on Haz-u Clare, Electrician, at sub-sta-
non, or al office of F. W. Baldwin. E ectrical
manager. Per order
TRUSTEES BARTON VILLAGE.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1907-09-30

THE ORIGINAL LAXATIVE ccuGs SYRUP
KENNEL US LAXATIVE
CONTAINING HONEY AID TAR
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04
'4~'' ~ ES5Ec927 11@71' - 1"@71 1o1 ~1717

yond doubt, that we are dangerously
near hardwood famine, and have
made no provision against it.
The substitution of other materials
for hardwood goes on apace, but 30
does the increasing need for wood.
There seems to be but one practicable
solution, and that is to maintain per-
manently under proper system of
forestry sufficient area of hardwood
land to produce by growth the hard
wood timber which the nation re-
quires.
The land for this can be found only
in the Appalachian mountains.
Field estimates by counties show that
south of Pennsylvania there are in
the Appalachians 51,0O0,000 acres of
forest lands which are probably
capable of producing, under proper
management, three billion cubic feet
of wood annually without injuring the
forests: and this is about the present
annual consumption. The small sip
| ply still coming from other regions
will make margin of safety.
Germany's experience shows that
the annual harvest under proper man
agement will even increase gradually.
The sooner such policy can be adopt
ed the shorter will be the period of
famine
! This argument by Mr.. Hall suggests
to the mind a different aspect OF the
plea for Appalachian natural forests
from that usually discussed. The ar.
gument heretofore has been largely
on the line that forests must be es'
tablished by the government, and paid
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04

did you ever see wood that
wouldn't burn?" said the sailor.
"Oh, yes. There's briar, pipe briar,
you know; and there's ironwood, and
there's"
But the sailor interrupted impa.
tiently.
"No, no." he said. II mean ordi.
nary wood, pine, this here"
And he drew from his pocket a
piece of ancient-looking pine. He ap-
piled several matches to it, and, as
he predicted, the fame would not
consume, but only blackened it lit
tie. Il ..s,
"This piece of p!ne," he said, has
q strang story. It was f1reproofed by
water. It was part of whaleboat. in
the late COS, and wunst, when a har-
poon was stuck into big whale, the
line foulcd, the men all jumped for
their lives, and the whale made mad
plunge downwards, draggin' the boat
down behind it,, Down. down it
went; they thought lit would never
come up again. It made a lot OF these
terrible Dlunges and dives: then IT
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04

glasses and lifted out q piece Of the
temptingly Drowned delicacy.
"Caraway seed!" she cried suspi-
ciously; 1--WE my doubts about eatin'
it. These rich cakes used to make me
sicker'n dog, especially when the
butter amt sweet and the seeds is
from a man who don't know 'em from
hen corn.'
Phoebe smiled She seemed to have
regained her usual sweet temper.
"1'll guarantee the butter" she said,
"and as to the seeds, the man bought
them from ia pretty good ways from a
fool. How Goes it taste, mother?"
Fair to middlin'," grunted Mrs.
Penny. i've tasted worse and I've ct
better. You young folks put in too
much shortenin'. Give me another
piece, Josiah. Some one must eat it
up or you'll be feedin' it to the pigs"
When breakfast was ready next
morning Josiah and Phoebe were much
surprised to see his mother enter the
room dressed for journey, and her
head crowned by a funereal looking
black bonaet.
Il want you to hitch right up, Jo-
siah," she exclaimed, turning her back
on the table and throwing herself in
the cane rocker. II amt feelin' we'll
this mornin', and think there's one of
them sick spells of mine comm on. I
amt got my bottle of 'Bassett's Mix.
ture' with me. guess I'll go home" "
1--WE could send for the bottle" sug-
gested her son weakly.
mo, I guess not" insisted M1e.
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04
Discovered by charette, a Chemist
Hitherto Unknown.

When Prof. Moissan found minute
diamonds In his electric furnace 1t
was thought that the problem Of max.
ing these gems had been solved, but
further experiments showed no prog
ress. The largest diamonds obtained
were scarcely visible and 1T was i'm
possible to cut them.
A new discovery is now reported
which, If it is confirmed, viii have in.
calculable consequences. Purest crys.
tails, with brilliancy and fire com
parable only with diamonds, have
been obtained by -Aristide Charette, a
chemist hitherto unknown. The dis.
eovery was announced at the Academy
Of Sciences by the secretary.
He showed a tube containing ap
parently minute diamonds and de-
.scribed the progress of fabrication,
SAYING that the crystals we're formed
sby passing a very feeble electric cur
rent through a tube containing sui
.E.5 Il = : /,
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04
Vegetable Horsehair.

Not long ago the farmers and cult
vators in Algeria often went to con,
siderable expense to destroy the dwarf
palms which abound in that part Of
Africa. Now, thanks to the constan
progress Of practical science, these
same once despised plants have be-
come source of wealth and are con
sequently cultivated in their turn.
Their leaves furnish fibers from
which, by very simple processes, Is
produced a substitute for horsehair in
tho manufacture of mattresses and
Of tho filing for cushions, chairs and
so forth. Other plants likewise fur
nish fbers which are utilized for a
similar purpose, but the African dwarf
palm at present holds the lead in this
industry.-Youth's Companion.
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04
Dollar Question Settled.

The question in Mexico of what q
dollar means has recently been au-
thor1tatively settled. The depart.
ment of finance has decided that the
word dollar" shall mean the Ameri-
can gold dollar and that when the
Mexican silver dollar is meant tho
word "peso" shall be employed. Some
time ago an American resident at
Tampico wrote dollars" on a check.
and the Tampico bank cashier to
whom the check was presented paid
the amount in gold values. The
drawer of the check claimed that it
was his intention to have silver paid.
Litigation was threatened, but upon
Investigation the authorities decided
against the drawer of the check. The
Mexican ruling applies to all docu.
ments notes, drafts, Mining
World. y = =.
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04

Penny. I'll be better at home.
think likes not twas that heavy seed
cake set on my stummick."
Phoebe hid her face behind the COT.
fee-pot, but said nothing.
AS the tip of the funereal bonnet
worn by the old woman disappeared
over the hill which lay between the
house and the main road, Mrs. Wig
gers quantity gowned figure made it's
appearance at the gate. Phoebe,
dressed in blue-and-white gingkam,
stood in the open door. She was
shading her eyes with her hand, and
her face was wreathed in smiles.
who's that Josiah's drivin' of in
the buggy:" asked the viistor, sitting
down on the lower step of the back
piazza, and moving violently to and
fro the palm-leaf fan she carried.
ITS mother-in-law," replied the girl.
She looked mischievously at the old
lady, and added: "She's got a sick
SPELL"
The piercing black eyes of the elder
woman were turned full on Phoebe's
face.
"Cake" she asked, tersely.
Mrs. Penny nodded.
"H'm!" exclaimed Mrs. Wigger, In
telligently. well, I'm right glad you
done it." She shook all over with
suppressed laughter.
As Josiah returned, after a long and
dusty ride, to his home, he met Mrs
Wigger leaving the house. She stopped
and, holding out a black-mittened hand
remarked:
ITS drefrul pity wour mother had
to go home right in the middle of he,
visit"
Josiah looked quizzically at his wife
and, giving nervous hitch to his
trousers, stammered:
"Yes, vest; SO it's drefful pity"
Then, as he walked into the CHEEKY
kitchen and the appetizing odor OF
freshly-made gingerbread greeted his
nostrils, he expanded his chest and
drew long breath.
whats the matter, Josiah?" asked
Phoebe, smiling at him from behind
a large dish of potatoes that she was
placing upon the table.
my lands!" calculated Mr.. Penny
"the Lord knows, I've got more appe
tite for a meal of victuals than I've
had for two weeks"
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04
UNDER; !.
=. j
THE
HAMMER
By, .
JOHN KENDRICK BANGS
Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles.)

THOSE GOOD OLD COLLEGE DAYS.
o good old college days,
see you thro' the haze
The hazy may days of yesteryear.
I recOllect the hour
When in my youthful pow'r
I kicked the merry pigsl<in without fear.
My aged spirit glows
To think of how my nose
Was sacrificed the time we played with
Yale:
And o what mem'ries come
OF how I lost my thumb
Az toward the goal sped the bloody
trail!
My missing dexter eye
lost without sigh
That dear old Alma Matters splendid
4 name
Should stand upon the scroll
AS one who kicked the goal
That brought to her g. never-dying fame.
What tho my knee is stiff
From Heftlefinger's biff,
What tho my hip is broke beyond repair!
I mourn for them no more
The while I'm dreaming DER
What cheers round the gridiron rent the
air.
What tho I cannot hear,
Deprived Of either ear,
Because the Harvards used them Tor
mat?
What tho my neck is like
A solid iron-spike
Because the Princeton 'leven on 1t sat?
All that is left Of me
To-day is full of glee
AS, lying 6n my back, I dream OF days
| When spurred by battle-hymns
| I sacrificed my limbs
| TO cover Alma Matters name with praise
Willmar tribune., 1907-12-04
King Under Assumed Name.

Officers who at one time were In
close touch with King George of
Greece say that he used to compete
at Greek amateur athletic sports
under the assumed name Of "Georee
Papadoulos," and was always so sue.
cessful that spectators and partici.
pants began to suspect masquerad.
ing professional. The feeling once be.
came SO strong that an attempt was
made to mob the athletic monarch,
who, rendered helpless by numbers,
was, obliged to reveal his identity to
the police and trust them to smugsl9
him away. .=s:' .>ss:4 = s.2 ..z sss=. ..