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The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Miss, you are hOyden. Nobody will
ever care TO marry "a boisterous girl
Don't worry. mother. I'll hnd some
nice girlsterous boy
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Remember. my boy. there's plenty Of
room at the top"
In that case. dad. why insist on my
beginning at the bottom. where it's so
fearfully crowded.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Don't say a horse can't lose,
Whate'er YOU 90.
The horse may. IL he choose,
DisCTedit you.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

A race Of voiceleSs people has been dis
covered in Alaska Let's get them 20
come down and conduct our next Prcsi-
Dental campaign for us.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

a Canadian judge has decided that
women may wear their hats I'm the the
ater. We believe that is good law. but
this nation has solved the difficulty by a
mere polite request
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25
No Dnuht.

They'll spell it "Ten Nights in a Bar
room hundred years hence, and add a
preface explaining that barrooms really
existed IN medieval times.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

"The giving Of wedding presents IS go
ing out of fashion" says the Birming-
ham Age-Herald Another result of the
increased cost OF living" doubtless.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

4 New York woman is suing for divorce
because her husband has purchased her
only one hat in the past twenty-five
years She ought 10 have a decree and
hero medal besides.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

The fact that Senator Foraker called
at the White House recently and got
away safe and sound naturally arouses
speculation as to why "Pete" is being
kent i'm quarantine those daNs.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Since we have found out what a good
thing the Panama Canal may be In eme--
gencies. who knows but that We may de-
eide to build a half dozen
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Mayor Tom JOhnsOn says he would
rather be mayor of Cleveland than the
Democratic nominee for President. Per
haps there is something in that variety
Of standpatism
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25
And LONG WAY from, EItbrr

Prom the Birmingham Age-Herald
Taft is now nearer the north pole than
tie White House.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

1t is understood that Japan is Offering
armor plate to Spain cheaper than this
country offers H. After all, this japanese
war scare may not be an unthinkable
affair
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

We have a brewery and half n dozen
distilleries." says the Chattanooga Star.
Knoxville Birmingham. Atlanta, and
Mobile, please write.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

4 Chicago man has been sentenced TO
pay the lady IN the case $1,000 damages
for promising to marry her ''in "a joke DO
Some people Will never learn that matri-
mony is no joke from any point Of view
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

A Canadian traveller is said 10 have
T. ghtened away a pack OF wolves by
playing a bagpipe The story sounds
reasonable enough.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

A writer in Tennessee contemporary
gives a lot Of advice about the umbrella.
OF course. nobody will hesitate to take IT.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

The consensus Of opinion appears 10 he
that the eagle on the new gold piece is
a bird. at all events.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Let's be fair. even to Mr. Bryan. 9"
says the Petersburg CVa) IndeX-Appeal.
Why even TO Mr.. Bryan?' Is it such
= hard matter to be fair 20 that gen
tlCman?
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Mr. Edward Peyton Weston appears 20
talk even more tirelessly than he walks
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

a lot of Alabama papers are complain
ing that Gov. Conner wants TO run
amuck, while a lot of Georgia papers
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Even Mr Loeb will hardly aver that
there is a S5,OO000O conspiracy between
ex-senator SpoOner. DR.. Parkhurst. and
Mr.. Justice Brewer.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25
ALTERNATING CURRENTS.

From the Chicago Record Herald.
THE OPTIMIST AND THE SPECk.
Into the eye of the optimist
A speck had found It's way;
But did he rave or cleuch MS fist?
Nay, reader, nay.
He did not weep. he did not I'll
The air with muTmurs Of ALAS"
He kept his optimism stil;
His eye was glass
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

The Washington Herald is delivered by
carrier ia the District OF Columbia aud at
Alexandria, Va, at s. cents per mouth,
daily and Sunday, or at 2j cents per
month tCithOut the Sunday issue
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Telephone Main $500. QPriv.r, Branch EIch.nts)
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25
Subscription Rate, by Mail.

Nes York Representative. SMITH WILBERDING
SPECIAL AGENCY. Tribune Building
chicago Representative. CHARLES A. BAR
NARD, Boyee Building.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

Entered as socond-ciass matter. October s. 1906 at
the post-ofioe at Washington. ID. l., under act OF
Congress 81 March 3 1873
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

George r. Barstow, OF Barstow, Tex,
at the head or the organization planning
TO get Congress 10 devote time and money
10 the reclamation OF swamp lands. is at
the New Willard. He came here 10 pre-
side over the meeting OF the organization.
which is 20 be held in Baltimore next
week
The Washington herald., 1907-11-25

SCOTT c. BONE. Ediro,.
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09

Mr. and Mrs. Edison Mum, of Rosston, passed through yester- day en route to Little Rock to hear w. J. Bryan speak tonight.
 Carpenters are busy with ham, mer and saw, remodling and i'm proving the home of Judge Pitt man on East Second street. When finished, it will be one of the handsomest homes in South west Arkansas.
 MT. Arch w. White, who has been employed as clerk in the Iron Mountain freight office at Texarkana for some time, has been promoted to the position of assistant cashier. Arch was a former Prescott boy and has many friends here who will be glad to learn of his promotion.
 We have opened a confection cry store on East Elm Street at the stand formerly occupied by Terry Bros. Drug O., and will endeavor to serve the public with the best and choicest confections that can be had. We have pur- chased and are daily expecting our new soda fountain.
 GEO. J. TERRY Go.
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09
See HART'S line of Ladies

See HART'S line of Ladies' Shoes.
 See the nice line of caps for little boys at Hart's.
 Telephone Hesterly Drug Store for drug store articles.
 The baseball season opens in the Southern League tomorrow.
 Go to Hesterly Drug Store for everything in the Drug Store line.
 Nicest Candy in town at Howard Terry's, next door to Post0Mce.
 You cannot be sure your land title is good without an abstract See Ellsworth.
 Little Rock is making great preparations to welcome W. J. Bryan tonight.
 Miss Hattie Almand will leave next Monday for Atlanta, Ga, where she goes to take a busi- ness course.
 Wanted A boy to learn the printing trade. A good oppor tunity for a good boy Apply at THE NEWS office.
 Mrs. Tom Hays, of Okolona, returned home this morning af- ter pleasant visit to her par ents, MT. and Mrs. H. T. Ingram here.
 Books, Magazines, Station cry at Howard Terry's, next door to PostoMce.
 If you havn't seen Mrs. Mon crief's line of millinery goods, do so at once. Her stock is stylish and her prices will be found reasonable.
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09
WORDS FROM eR'eR WILLIAMS

By de time we say "Good-mawnin' :" Tn dis worr de goodnight bell rings, "Go home!"
 Wen de wolf howls at yo' do. de pes thing yeu kin do is ter git on del pllnd side CT de wolf en skin him alive.
 lie troubles CT termorrer is all in del ar Wen you meets termorrer you soon nnds out it's only second-cousin .es ter-day.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09
ALL TRUE.

Best part of a bargain is the gain.
 If man Is loafer he has but lit tie to live for.
 Find fault with your friends and 1t will make them faultier.
 Instead of sending a friend on fools errand. go yourself.
 After a man has proposed he is sometimes disposed to renege.
 It's an easy matter for doctor to relieve a patient-of his money.
 When sour-tempered Woman talks we are reminded of pickled tongue.
 After inducing a man to make a fool of himself woman gives him the laugh.
 He is a mean man who will let woman marry him for his money when he hasn't any.
 Some men seem to think that bor- rowed money and umbrellas are in the same class
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09


 The Odd Fellows meet at their hall tonight.
 Mink Brazzell, of Waldo, was in the city today
 Geo. w. Howell of St. Louis, is in the city today. - Did you see the Daily yester- day? If not, get copy today.
 Wat White has been suffering with the grip the past few days. Mr. and Mrs. J. R. Marsh are visiting friends in the vicinity of Caney.
 Leonard Smith and family, of Willisville, are guests of Mir. and Mrs. Robt. Hit.
 F. E. Murrah, our popular cir cult clerk is in Little Rock today to hear William Jennings. :"
 For sale at a bargain-A house and lot one block from business portion of city. .-J. P. Warren. Mrs. c. c. Woosley returned to Hope today, after a pleasant visit to relatives in this commun- ity.
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09
ITS WORTH REMEMBERING.

That gossips never secure "perma nent jobs"
 That love may be ever so great, but must also be wise to grow.
 That happiness is found only when you look within, not without.
 That fool is never so foolish but that he may teach another fool some thing.
 That to be poor without losing self respect or sense of enjoyment is fine art.
 That kindness of any true sort must be expressed in terms of the recipient, not of the donor.
 That friendship is genuine may in- variably be recognized in that it is neither jealous nor selfish.
 That capability marks some men, aad importance others but that indis- pensability attaches to none
 That incidence among the rich is more to be condemned than ignorance among the poor. The rich know bet ter.
 That intellectual worth is most clearly shown in the complete and ac- curate knowledge of ones own. abili- ties
 That mediocrity, provided it be per severing, accomplishes more than fit- full talent. flares and tortoises still run races.-Success.
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09
Local and Personal.

HAM S Tor White goods.
 Best Cigars at Howard Ter ry's.
 Hesterly Drug Store free de- livery.
 See Hart's line of Spring shoes for men.
 J. J. Hirst, of Morris, is in the city today.
 HART'S for laces and em- broideries.
 W. R. Barham, of Boughton. was in town today.
 Telephone us the news. Our phone mum Der is 242.
 If in doubt about the title to your land see Ellsworth.
 Elmore May and H. Y. Smith. of Caney, were in town today.
 Dr, J. E. Godbey left on the morning train for Little Rock.
 Pretty patent leather and white canvass pumps at Hart's.
 Miss Annie Cordell of Eldorado. is the guest of Mrs. J l.. Lee.
 Travel is light on the trains to- day. Everybody is waiting until tomorrow.
 The News may be found on sale at Howard Terry's, next door to postoffice.
 Today has been quite a busy one around the tax collectors of flee Tomorrow will be the 10th.
 Don forget the Prescott Lii brary Association meeting at Mrs. Youug's next Friday even ing.
 Nearly everybody went fishing today but Charlie Tompkins, and he would have gone, that fence.
 Mr. and Mrs. Will Waltman, Miss Lillian Caldwell and MT. Clint Darling returned last night from visit to Hot Springs.
 The Chafing Dish Club will meet with Miss Marion Waller Thursday evening, and it is safe to predict that the members will be handsomely entertained.
 All changes for advertisements for The Prescott Daily News must be in the hands of the printer by ten o'clock on the date desired changed. Other wise it cannot be attended to.
The Prescott daily news., 1907-04-09

The above are only a few of the items on which we have cut the price. Our stock is new and fresh. Come in and look us over and be convinced that we are doing what we say. The reason we sell cheap is be- cause we sell for cash.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-12-21
FOR PURE AIR

a correspondent writing from Farm
iugtou, complains that proper attention
ls not always paid To- the heating and
ventilation Of places Of public worship.
Many people. he thinks. DO not attend
the meetings because they are afraid
of catching cold or because of tHe
absence of pure air.
We'll there never was any lack OF
excuse for uon-attondauco GO church.
but Boo some Instances The criticism ol
our correspondent, we fear. is justified.
II is undoubtedly necessary. during the
winter months, TO pay particular attcn-
tion 10 the heating and ventilation cot
Westinghouse. and the matter should
not be left entirely to those who are
young and inexperienced
IL cleanliness IS next % Goodness.
so is pure air. Some OF the greatest
manifestations Of the Deity have been
witnessed upon the lofty mountain
tops. or bon the forests. where the sweet
breath OF trees aud flowers purify tho
air. An atmosphere laden with uoi-
sonous gases necessarily dulls the
mind To many the duty Of keeping
a mecuughousc Wscrupulously clean,
warm, and filled with air ft To- breathe,
may seem unimport8ut. but 30 is not.
1t Is one OF the important services con-
nccted with worship.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-12-21
A SERMONET FOR WORKERS

For the News" by II. j. Hapgood
panic: a sudden. unreasonable,
ovarTowering fear So SAYS the dc
tionary. sudden. unreasonable and
ovsrpowcriug," Such are the ATTIRE
Dutcs OF me panic OF 1907 and the
greatest OF these is unreasonable
The trouble comes from men being
scared. rather than money being
scarce Lack of confidence is hur,-
ing us-uot lacE OF currency. As
Professor sumner puts De- "The panic
ia psychological phenomenon mot "a
material condition
The word panic is derived from
Pan. the name Of One OF the Greek
gods he had human head and the
hoofs of "a goat ana spent his time
playing "a aute Bon the forest II one of
the noble AtharnnF, who might De-
vending his way homeward from "a
midnight feast given ln honor OF Bac-
chus. became suddenly frightened at
his own shadow or the rustling OF
leaves Bon the woods. he would attribute
Dos fright to the presence of Pan. Tor
Ear boz % from the honorable Greek to
permit hls ueighb1rs 90 say that De-
Was afraid OF tho dark. u was NOT
faar-lt WAS merely tho spirit of Pan
that moved him and made him rom '1r
home.
Tho same Greek idea is present boz
thc heart of every business man TO-
dny. Zee is afraid of the dark aul
runs. He is scared just as scared ne
can be-but hc wants to blame BE- on
something else. and hence the talk NJ
hard times.
Every mill and factory thai has shut
down has a stack of untitled orders
ahead crops have not failed Bust
ness Is good oyeryH where There is lots
OF money, but a is boarded up in The
proyerbial sock. and it r. bound 10
stay there until the sudden. unreason-
able. empowering fear has been dis
PEELED from the mind OF every Ameri-
can business man.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-12-21
Gathered On The Battlefield Of Thouy1b,

An Appeal There II an urwrit-
by Lincoln ten page Of Ameri-
To Garihaldi. can history which
bears more eloquent
testimony TO American admiration OF
the italian hero as soldier and az
champion OF freedom than any COM
memoratlve bust or euloristic dis
course. In the summer OF 1851 presi-
dent Lincoln appealed to Garibaloi 10
lend the power Of his name his genius
and his sword to the northern cause,
and offered him the command " "a
northern army. For reasons too OBJ
vious to require detailed explanation.
dispatches relating To- this unusual
negotiation between the American gov
eminent ana foreign general were
vigorously excluded from the publish
cd Diplomatic Correspondence" OF
the United states, while newspaper re-
porters Of the time had been unable %
obtain official confirmation Of the per-
sisteut rumors that were in circulation.
To many this appeal for assistance
from "a European soldier seemed hu-
initiating 10 the national pride; TO have
openly admitted then the overtures that
were mace would obviously have been
60 acknowledge the military weakness
of the North before the enemy. but
today there ls no longer reason for con-
cealing the facts I'm regard TO the offer.
The attitude OF our government was
frank and loyal The invitation which
evinced its belief iu Garibaldrs sym
pathy and power TO help In It's hour
of direct need was the finest foreign
homage ever maid to The sterling char
acter ana military genius OF the great
Italian.-H. Nelson Gay. the In century
Candy Habit AT its worst, candy
Recommended is not half so dam
By Physician. gerous as hash. soup
out OF stock .ot,
bread pudding, or any other Of the sa-
cred mysteries wrought out OF stale
and decaying odds and ends. which are
Worshiped by many model house
keepers says DIT Woods Hutchinson,
in the Christmas Woman's Home Com
panion. The substitution Of starch
for butter or cream. 20 give body 10
the cheaper creams and pastes. while
very cisagreeable. is absolutely harm-
less, and Ike the use OF rancid but
ter, or oven cheaper fats, such as suet
and lard, Will promptly reveal Itself 20
the unblunted palate. I'm fact. candy
Is peculiarly protected from many adul-
terations and dangers by the very deli
cacy and purity OF The flavor demanded
or Il. At one time arsenic was said
10 be used 60 give the green color 20
the cheaper grades OF candy, but lt was
never common, and has passed out
Of use entirely since the introduction
or anillne dyes. To sum up. candy
when eaten I'm moderate amounts and
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-12-21

The Christmas number OF utah
Posten" this year is a very creditable
number Of that publication. II has
splendid portraits Of the First Presi-
deucy and other leading men Of the
Church, as well as other interesting
Illustrations, including views Of the
Latter-day Saints chapels IN the three
scandinavian capitals. The reading
matter is appropriate 90 the season.
"Utah-Posten" is a Latter-day saint
Swedish paper published In this city,
by NJ J.. Dahlquist. II deserves lib
eral patronage. II is a splendid vehicle
of communication between citizens of
Swedish descent i'm this country and
their friends beyond the ocean.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-12-21

erty and lisht. but not an fearful wars
had dcsolatod nations. a civilization
that Is selfish. cold and cruel. is not
suitable Tor Mlllennial conditions, any
more than lead can BE- substituted for
silver or copper Tor gold. n must FIRST
pass through some process. known
only TO the great Ruler OF the universe
and the dcstIules OF mankind. and we
look forward toward some great manic
fcstations of His power both in nature
and history, during this century.
Happy are they who can discern and
interpret correctly the signs of the
times.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-12-21

ocean wave" newer me-.
aus on such practice uea her ANN.
We Knew more nbo,,,' tea as thls
,,cHt or modern hattie-.t,,ng manars'
~ uuesi ] don't kro..F Neets th..
neu IT, SO Gar frnr, nv. Where NJ.
~. ~ such long vovae.s ~ ning Der
az N,dulously kccpg great Bril-
H., YIN mem % Us drin so. home
naH with home ,h. dru
1,,,'. ap,eid, ana whs,. .sloftge1
ndrrirsls weeks work D. f,,. we
r,fntngrd. aonirals. rapfeir' 'hs
tho ,vort '''s assemble ANA 5t. .l4
,,ley.s 80 emphasized inf.r-, .l"
~" "Hu opinions point ,,,i Nhanr
vIkahlNatlnn or cquipment %. ueIecis On
tn"l mauoeuVcr has de,..5l'1ll thls 0r
"lW"Ns with "a nearby dos, DpeQ and
anu auch defect might ho ,,.,,t,l Wher
cdled' ln this way 10, ft'DAly rem
weapon The British nan. i,nend0us
kept ON keenest edge ana always
cI mas said OF o. Gas mn ~, ~. que WRIT
IloitoWs news Kept close n, l. as o.
sHlgs ana repair-shops and ir cock
,,,,, ~ lu move against an .,,eIi
I',u W move against him Win .uly
',.'9 illil,loN enleht Installed. ana ..g,Iy
ana personnel tuned 90 the bietll- SHIPS
gree of efticicncy.-Harper.s ''15 it de-
Considering Tho s,,t.
The FURRY strain or nervous
Unnecessary. which nv, stress n
now finds rssls iy
beheNe VIII go down IN hlgt,-,, We
name or the needless panir' ny NE
time OF great prosperity When AZ a
penny OF cash. every dollar ~ even
and every sign Of confidence wor. VLedlt
ca 10 move our crops ana -. .,sed-
disc to the foreign consumer ti ~. chan
came. Cash IS being hoarded as crash
dit and confidence are no M, ~.'u ere
don't care now who rocked ~. We
our quarrel is with the ten5o,.. ooat
the times. with the unsettlipg ~ OF
OF constitutional luterpretati,, "eoLles
the rash action Of legislature ny, With
intolerant criticism OF Judges. vov '.a lne
and presidents. with 900 consid.,esuoit
tempts 10 put the business of ~ a.
try In a straight jacket bv ,, .oln-
harmful competition ana fixing ling
with defamatory articles in isIio1g, 'tguu
nals. with undertaking rnavs,y, .u,-
Yes. with all these Influence Se.lss
TO prosperity we quarrel and viii Inv. NV
tinue to quarrel tim the good SEN. o'u Y,
the American people again reesssrte i
self.-lhe LOCKER on. IL
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-12-21
\ COURSE IN FORESTRY.

We notice. from a pamphlet issued
by the Agricultural College that the
Forest Service has entered into an
agreement with the College by which
this institution IN cooperation with
Che Forest Service will give a short
course in forestry This winter for IL
weeks. January 2 90 March 2S. Not
only is The course arranged to give
tho greatest benefit that officers al
ready ir the service can obtain In such
g. rricf neriod. but It is expected 10
bc Oh. greatest assistance 20 thos'
who contemplate taking the civil SER
vice examination for Ranger and en-
te,ine the Forest service I'm the future.
The technical Forestry portion Of TINS
course will be given by technically
trained men On the employ OF the ser
Vice that have not only been wei"
grounded in Eastern forest schools
but have gained, through practical OK
perieuce as rangers. technical assist
ants Supervisors and inspectors a pre-
paration for giving this instruction
tbst IL would be difficult TO obtain
under any other conditions.
We are Informed that there Is
Great demand for men with the right
qualifications. On the Forest Service
If is I'm the hope that the Service can
be moro satisfactorily manned In TINS
Western country that this course Is
being offered this year II is the hrst
course Of its kind offered 10 the state.
It will prepare men for the Civil Ser
vice examination required Of those
,ybo enter the various grades Of tho
Forest Service
The College is also offering other
winter courses that will be Of pracu-
cal value TO all who attend them.