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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-02-14
HOME MISSIONARY LIST.

Arranged by the Stake Presidency
for Sunday March 81, 1907.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27

When you're tired Of verse and fiction
Also tested Jokes aud squih work
That nobody ever read.
DO not faltor In your calling.
For when all o. done and said.
There's success and wealth appalling
For the man who writes the head.
lt's go easy: "stabs lIla Mother"
or HAS Rogers Lost Ills Voice.
Fifty Hoodlcrs Caught Red Handed
who VIII BE the Peoples Choice
Panama Canal Board Fired"
Roosevelt Breaks iiis Arm nt Play
STRIKE In Pittsburg Hard Coal
Higher"
That's the sort that goes today.
Put it up IN big black letters.
Where the people all can Eec-
Here sou 20: lie Stole q Million'"
'Thaw Depends on sympathy"
Forty Lives Lost IN Collision"
TEDDY Takes a Punch M Graft"
"Sulcidc'-iic Loved Another"
Zip, Hooray. For BIG 1911 Tait'"
-
Then again: white soX Are Slaugh
tered"
Guatemala tn the ThrucH'
War The japanese Are Secthln''
"Mugrsy Trcads on Waddell's Toes
Unconstitutional. Say Railroads."
Can You Tell How Old o. Ann
Crops are Rulncd-Faminc Threat
cnedf"
Never Touched Mc!"-ilarrlman
/ ltR n snap IN get up scare heads
Nothing like Il anywhere
death Disclosca Maaqucradcd'
Actress Steals n Millionaire"
mig Bank Cashier Embozzlcd'
Fairbanks Nlps Another Plum"
Daring Plot 10 Rob Chicago"
And-wcll. that Is going some.
Norman II. Crowcll In Success
/ MaTazino"D
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
NEW AQUATIC RECORD.
O. ". Daniels Establishes New mark
For Finy Yard senior Race.


For Ftny Yard senior Race.
NORFOLK. Va. July 27.-The fea-
lures OF the aquatic events az the
jamestown exposition. all for swim
ming championships. were the break
ing o. tho record for fifty yard senior
race by G. VI. Daniels OF New York
and the dead heat between G. &. Men.
gel OF Yale and George GardIik Of the
Chicago A. A. In the $50 yard junior
contest
H. J. Handy Of Chicago, unattached,
again showed his superiority In dis
lance swimming. easily winning the
mile ruce over all competitors. Z. r.
wenck and J. W. Spencer Of the New
York A. G. were neck and neck IN this
race up 10 the last nfty yards for
second place. Wcnck getting the place
by only two feet az the finish.
Throughout the races were close and
In doubt until the home stretch WIS
reached.
The sixth event go yard senior
swimming. was won by e. NJ. Daniels,
n. Y. A. c. Time. minutes rs IS
seconds. l.. u. Goodwin. ~ Y. A. G..
was second. aud e. ID. Trubcnbach
y. Y. A. G.. third.
The seventh event. senior 90 yard
breast. was won by n J. Handy. Chi.
cngo A. e. Time. , minutes ~ 3-5
seconds. J. Stirn was second. aud v.
+. Goodwin. \. Y. a. C.. third
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
USED MoRoAN's NAME.
Mrs. Leslie Convicted of Fraud and
Sentenced at London.

sentenced at London.
LONDON, July 27.-Mrs. Josephine
Leslie was found guilty In the Old
Bailey on the charge OF defraudlng
members of well known families by
false pretcnses and sentenced 90 five
years penal seTvltude.
IL was her custom TO represent her
self as friend OF j. Plerpont Nor
gan and declare he guided her invest.
ments.
The hearing OF the case was con.
cluded I'm two hours. Mr.. Morgan APP
peared In court and testified briefly
that he did not know the prisoner and
never had any dealings with her at any
time.
Mrs. Leslie was arrested in New
market July 4. She was formerly
Josephine Eastwick OF Philadelphia.
She was married to a Mr.. Leslie, an
Engllshman, little more than a year
ago at Geneva, Switzerland. The
union was OF short duration.
Counsel for Mrs. Leslie told the
court that the prisoner was an Amerl.
can and that her maiden name was
Marie Josephine Eastwlck. She was
sentenced In London, Oct. %, 1901. TO
six months Imprisonment for obtain
Ing money under false pretenses.
In passing sentence the Judge said
he thought Mrs Leslie was Of un
sound mind and that he would refer
tho case 20 the home secretary.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
win PoInt In EDDY suI,.

CONCORD, ~ H., July 20-Thc
next friends" Of Mrs. Mary Baker q.
Eddy, the Christian Science leader
who are seeking an accounting from
a number OF prominent Christian Sci
cntlsts OF Mrs. Eddy's property.
gained an important victory in the
Morrlmack superior court when Judge
Robert n. Chamberlain denied Ave
motions made by counsel for the de
PENDANTS 10 the suit The motions In.
cluded propositions to limit the scope
OF the inquiry TO be made by the three
masters named by the court 20 decide
the matter OF Mrs. Eddys competency
and 20 permit the defendants In the
original accounting suit 20 become par
ties TO the preliminary inquiry m 90
Mrs. Eddy's competency.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
10 10 RULE KOREA.
Japan In Eject would Make Hermit
Kingdom Thetr Province.

Kingdom Their Province.
TOKYO. July 2b-Thc new conven.
ton between Japan and Korea was
signed after no small opposition by the
Korean court.
The provisions are believed 90 be
briefly as follows:
First provides that the ndmInlstra.
ton OF Korea shall secure the guild
ance OF tho japanese resident general.
Second. that the enactment ~ an
laws and ordinances. also nll impor.
tant state Affairs. shall receive tie ap.
prevail Of the resident general
Third. that the appointment 81 nll
tJapansse resilient general In korsa.l
high and responsible officials shall re-
ceive the approval OF the resident gen.
oral.
Fourth. that only persons recon.
mendcd by the resident general shall
be eligible for Office In the Korean gov.
eminent
Fifth. that a distinct dcmnrcntion
shall be drawn between administrative
and judicial Affairs
siIth. that foreigners shall be- cm'
ploycd orly upon consent OF the resi-
dent general
Seventh. that the hrst clause of the
convention Of Aus. p. 1904 providing
for the employment Of financial nd
wiser be aunulled
The convention will now be- submit.
ted 20 the prlvy council of Japan.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
THE EVENING BANNER
FRANK I. HOWE. Editor and Publisher

II Is funny what Imagination will
do. Mrs. Matte Conklm, Of Fredonla,
Kas.. gave birth to baby six months
ago, and n few weeks later moved to
Muskogee, I. r. The more she thought
about II. the more convinced she be.
came that she really gave birth to
twins. and that her relatives hid one
baby from her while she was still In
an unconscious condition. She has
brought suit against her relatives and
nelghbors In Frcdonia to recover the
child. They insist she had only one
child. and the doctor says there was
but one. But the woman insists she
gave birth TO two, refusing to admit
that only one child was born, though
II may have seemed like n dozen.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
A MOB OF WOMEN.
VITA Di.orSsr In Philadelphia over
Rlse In Price 90 Meat.

v
Rise In Price % Meat.
PHILADELPHIA, July 20. The
Jewish quarter In the southeastern
section was the scene Of Wild disorder
when the women Of the quarter made
demonstrations against al the kosher
butchers ~ a protest against an In
crease In the price Of beef. The shops
were invaded by the angry women. pro.
spectivc customers driven out. windows
broken and Kerosene In a number u
instances poured over OIL the meat In
sight
Despite the strenuous efforts ~ the
police disorders continued throughout
the day. aud nearly fifiy arrests Of men
and women were madg Among The
charges preferred against those taken
into custody were melting 90 riot, NJ.
sault aud battery upon policemen and
dlsorderly conduct.
The prisoners were given immediate
hearings. and those charged with In.
citing 10 riot were held IN heavy bail
for court. The Others received sen.
tenccs ranging from a fine 10 Eve days
In the county jall. Several women
were included among those sent TO
nrison- 49, ~~~ ~@~
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
Ma,reIr. an..n wIn. Aa.In.

LAHCHMoNT. y. Y. July 2T.-The
Queen. ]. u. Maxwell's great ninety
foot schooner. with Maxwell himself a.
the wheel. won great race with the
ingomar. y. Plants crack two stickcr.
aud y. I. Bruwstor's Elminn. The
Queen finished NJ 240iT. tho Ingomar
nc 2452O and the Elmlna nc 1850.
Tho veteran skipper. Charles Barr.
sailed the ingomar. and be gave MAJ.
we'll q hard tusscl. but the amateur
won out In splendid style.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
Wa. In Poor li,aI,h for Year.

IRA W. Kelley OF Mansfield. Pa.
writes: 4 was In poor health for two
years suffering from kidney and blad.
der thoublo and spent considerable
money consulting physicians without
obtaining any marked benefit but was
cured BY Foley's Kidney Cure and I
desire 10 add my testimony that Il may
be the cause Of restoring the health OF
others" Refuse substitutes u. A..
Quinlan.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27

AZ the Coopcrstown Centennial to
be- held during the week Of August
i10. 1907. aside from the literary eX.
orclscs commemorative OF James Fen.
more Cooper. In which Bishop Pot.
ter Prof Brandcr Matthews, Mrs.
Julia Ward Howe. Rev. y. y. Hale.
Clinton Scollard. Rev. DR.. Battershall,
and other celebrities will participate,
the official committees have arranged
a programme of miscellaneous attrac.
lions. OF variety and interest quite SUI
iiclcnt 10 satisfy the most eXacting.
on Lake Otscgo there viii be n re-
gatta with boat races, and an illumi
mated evening parade OF launches. al
40 excursions up and down the lake In
steamboats, aud other craft On land,
In the village. there will be- paradcs Of
frcmen and civilians. with historical
tablcauX and floats, fireworks. balls
Nominations and electrical displays.
base ball. and basket ball games, band
concerts and vocal concert and
there viii be- extensive decorations all
over town. Add 20 an this the many
beautiful ramblcs and drives 10 be- en-.
loved in the suburbs. and u viii BE-
seen that the week will surely be- very
plcasurable. The hotel and other &C.
commodatious for visitors win BE- am.
pie. Full information IN regard 90 all
details can be- obtained by addressing
Mr.. T.. S. Brockham. Coopcrstown. y.
g.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
Punishment Fits Crime

judge Famsworth Of the Rutland
city court last week gave a human
brute sentence OF ten years in states
prison for an attempted assault ON a
10 years old Girl This seems more
like Justice and a trucr appreciation Of
the gravity Of such AN offence than
some of the two or three year work
house sentences which hay" been
dnled out Ia some instances in the past
for similar crimes. Good FOR Judge
Farngworth. Mortified News.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
Pure blood lsa pefense.

II means safety A person whose
blood Is In an impure and lmpoycrlsh.
cd condition Is In the greatest danger
OF catching any infectious or epidemic
disease. DR.. Kcnncdy's Fayoritc Rem.
cdy ~ the mildost. safest and surcst
purifier Of the blood. thus striking NJ
the root Of Kidney Liver and Bladder
diseases, gi.00 az all druggists.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
New York shor,s,op Suspended.

NEW YORK. July 2T.-it was an.
nounccd here that Norman Elbcrfsld.
shortstop of the New York American
league team. has been suspended IN.
definitely owing 90 <eilffcrcnt work In
the ficld aud nc the bat
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27

LIVERPOOL. July 2T.-Orby, Rich.
ard Cookers EPSON Derby winner.
was badly beaten In the race for the
Atlantic stakes ~ 900 gulneas. Tho
great Irish horse was last VI four
starters Linncrc won.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
No, Int.re.,sa In Korean In,oJs.

Not Interested In Korean inNo,s'
OYSTER BAY. ~ y. July 2G-lt IL
stated here that no information from
any source has reached President
Roosevelt regarding the Intended visit
10 the United states Of the two mem
bors Of tho Korean delegation 20 The
Hague peace conference. aud consc-
quontly no consideration has been xiv.
on the matter OF thor reception or the
subject OF their reported mission.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
BASEBALL SCORES.
Games Played Yesterday In the Ma
tionai aud American Leagues.
gATfoNaf frauffr

~ Chicago
nasi0n ............ . 100 oos0 d
tiifsa Chicago. n. Boston. a. Erraru-
Chicago. q iiuafuu. q Batteries aLund.
rrcn. purlin. rfsiatgr. Moran. Lunda-
man. Nrrdham
a. 81 Louis
g. louis ..........o osoioo -
iironkiYn ......... 3 3 o o go 81
iiiis-st Louis g. brooklyn. 4 Errors
ST Louis. %. NruukiYu. ~ batteries -
KnrErr. Nnonan. Hurkar Ritter.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
Do You Think
For Yourself ?


Or DO you open your mouth like q young
bird aAd gulp down whatever food or mOdi-
zine maN DO offered your
l,Nvh\ r. n u =
UkFUtNQ roam intelligent thinking woman.
In need ofIeAi from weakness, nervousness.
pain and sSXSNnE then II means much TO
you that there one tried and true honest
pedlclne- E-KNQKa- cQNHQslIIQN sold BY
dfuEG!lia for The cure 81 Moman's Ills.
d n n r 4
Tho makers OF Dr. Pierces Favorte Pre-
scription. for tho cure OF weak. nervous run
down. ovsr-worked debllitated. paln-racked
women. knowing this medicine 10 bo made up
OF ingredients every one OF which has tho
strongest possible Endorsement OF tho leading
and standard authorities OF tho several
schools OF practice, are perfectly willing. and
m fact. arc only too glad 20 print. as they do.
the formula. or list OF ingredients OF which
II IL composed. IN plain English. on eyery
bottle-wrapper
= = n n A
Tho formula Of Or. Pierco's Favorito Pro-
scription will bear the most critical examlna-
ton OF medical experts. for Il contains no
alcohol. narcotics, harmful. or hablt-forming
drugs. and no agent enters into Il that is not
highly recommended by tho most advanced
and leading medical teachers and author
tiles OF their several schools OF practice.
These authorities recommend the ingredients
Of DIT pitfte's ravoTltc PfcScTIPTlo1 Tor Tho
cure OF eTacily The same ailments for WHICH
hls world-lamed medIclne ID advised.
n = \ n n
No other medicine for woman's ills has any
such professional endorsement as Dr. Piercos
Favorito Prescription has received. In the un-
qualified Recommendation Of each Of It's
several ingredients by scores Of leading modl-
cal mon OF all tho schools Of practice Is
such an endorsement not worthy of your
considerationi
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A booklet Of ingredients. with numerous
authoritative professional endorsements by tho
leading medical authorities Of this country.
will b. mailed frts 10 any one sending name
and address with request for sama Address
Dr. Il v. Pierce DuifAio. NY.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27
Powers Herd of Educated Elephants
The Educated MammOhS That Made the New York
HippOdTOme Famous

These wonderfully intelligent animals made the longest the
Hppodome New York City. any animal the Metropolis
exhibiting 1000 performances the largest playhouse the world
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27

rura " hahinfinn. =. 81 Louis liaiiff
30 Smith. Graham. Warner nrYdun
Howell ulurrn. hffursr.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-07-27

GEORGE BRADE. Manager.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-11-05
Bryant'S Pond.

Gerry Wing has finished work at the
Dudley store and NJ. NJ. Hathaway il
now clerking there.
Two carloads of loose apples were
shipped from here Friday to East st
Louis.
Mr.. and Mrs Lee Rowe returned from
Fryeburg Monday.
Ronello c. Davis shipped carload Of
apples to Boston Friday. They were
nearly all fall fruit.
About thirteen dollars was realized
from the harvest dinner given by the
V. |. S.
John Arket has been confined to hi'
room for several days by illness.
Mrs Lizzie Day of Lewiston has beer
calling on friends here the past week.
The spool mill has been closed tht
past week to enable the company t
make some needed repairs.
Abel Bacon, one of our oldest resi-
dents, has been quite seriously i'll the
past week.
Herbert C. Bacon died quite suddenly
in Auburn where he had been for medi
cal treatment Friday, Oct. %. Mr.
Bacon was born in Woodstock Aug. 10
1851, and was the son of Abel and Cor
della Berry Bacon. He has always
lived on the home place and was fol
many years engaged in teaching in thi:
and adjoining towns. He was a worthy
member of West Paris Lodge of Ode
Fellows and Franklin Grange. He has
held the office of selectman and been 8
member of the school board for severa
years. He leaves one brother, two sons
one daughter and an aged father. Hi
funeral took place at the Uuiversalis
church Oct. rs, attended by Rev. b. S
Rideout of Norway, West Paris Lodge
attending in body and taking charg'
of the service.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-11-05
CLOTHES AND THE MAN.
rites Rebuke to the King With
Whom He Dined.

lnte's Rebuke to the King With
Whom He Dined.
That clothes made the man was as
.ch a title truth In Dante's day as
y. according to an old story told by
rcambi. Dante was invited by
ing to dine with him, along with q
lev other chosen friends, but he came
t.ired quite stability, was given q
Ice below the salt and was over.
ooked and apparently forgotten until
he feast was over, when the king, hav.
IL. reco!lccted himself, asked:
by the bye, what has become Of the
,oet I had intended to talk to-"
Dante, offended and hurt by the
light, had taken his departure, but re
turned when followed and invited
anew. This time he came to supper
superbly dressed in crimson velvet and
old and was served with extreme at
IGNITION, but the courtiers observed with
,mazement that he poured the soup
down his sleeves, tucked outlets into
his breast and smeared his rlcn attlrt
with sauces.
Good gracious, your majesty" OBJ
served the boldest Of the supping no
bles, "why has this poet such man
ners?"
The question was passed on tt
Dante, who gravely replied: when
came here dressed stability and sal
quietly in my corner, I was forgotten
and snubbed. l now come in fine
clothes and am very much attended to
/ therefore concluded that it was rath
err my clothes than myself that yor
admired and Invited and was willing
to bestow on them just share Of YOU
hospitality."-St. Louis Republic.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-11-05
West Sumner.

Mr.. VIM. Lurvey has put new large
window in one side of the front of Proc.
tor Tall. This will give better light in
headquarters of the Oxford County
Telephone Co.
Rev. H. N. Pringle of Waterville,
Secretary of the Christian Civic League
of Maine, will lecture in the Baptist
church Wednesday evening, Nov. 6.
S. b. X. Club met with Mrs. Rosetta
Ryerson Thursday afternoon. Roll call.
Current events, Mrs. NJ. P. Head. The
study of Maine was resumed. The Early
Life of Henry NJ. Stanley, Mrs. NJ. j.
Pulsifer. A description of the modern
motor hotel "Ophelia" that has started
from Cambridge, Mass, on a trip to the
Maine woods was read by Mrs. Geo,
Clark. also humorous lines entitled, The
Club Woman's Prayer. The next meet
ing will be Nov. IA.
There will be a husking at A. G.
Farrar's Friday night.
The w. r. Corps will have dinner
and sale in the Universalist vestry, Nov.
18th.
DUH III oumuoi tiiiis Wv. oOeu, W thC
wife of VIM. r. Cushman, a son, II
pounds. BERNARD William.)
Mrs. Rosetta Ryerson is sick with a
severe cold.
Leila Chase of North Paris is spending
a few days with her sister, Mrs. Carl
Durham
d. d. Small has sold about fifty bar.
rels of fall apples to Howard Lane OF
West Paris.
Frank Young is packing apples for D.
ID. Small.
Mrs. Hattie Young has gone to Sum
ner to visit with her brother, Charles
futile.
C. p. Durham is loading apples on the
cars at West Paris.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Packard have just
returned from visit to friends and
relatives in Dixfield.
1t is rumored that the mill property
recently sold by Geo. Packard will be
occupied before many months.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-11-05
Buckfield.

Rev. Mr.. Pottle OF the n. E. church
occupied the Baptist pulpit In exchange
with the regular pastor.
Mr.. Preston G. Lowe and wife OF Rum
ford Falls were calling on friends here
Monday and Tuesday.
Wednesday morning the bills sur
rounding this town were covered with
snow.
Mr.. Pearl r. Jordan of this town and
Miss Florence Newman OF Canton were
married at the home of the bride We'd
nesday. Mr.. Jordan is the son of Lew
ellyn Jordan aud is young man OF ex-
celleut character and popular among a
large circle of friends. The bride Is a
popular young lady in her home town.
They will make their home In New
York.
N. j. Damon and Mrs. Sarah Hardy
were married at the home of e. l..
Damon Wednesday.
The scholars of Buckfield High School
have organized school league. A
Halloween party was held at Nezinscot
Hall and good time was reported.
Mr.. and Mrs. Guy o. Gardner of Dix.
field are visiting at Mr.. E. l.. Gardeners.
E. L. Damon has purchased the Mer'
rift Damon farm in Sumner.
Quite q number from this place at.
tended the Hebron-Kent's Hill football
game at Hebron Saturday.
n. A. Irish and family spent Sunday
at Rumford Falls with Lewis Irish.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-11-05
SHOPPING IN GREENLAND.
East Coast Natives Make Trips Last
inn -Four Yeara

East Coast Natives Make Trips Last
ing Four Years.
When the Greenlander of the east
coast goes a-shopping, it is no light
matter Of Il day or week. The snow
hut holder of the far north, on finding
that his supplies are running low, packs
up his belongings and walks of, with
his wife and family. He keeps on
walking, summer and winter, for 1t
takes him anywhere from one to two
full years to reach n settlement where
there are shops. Whole colonies some
times join in these pilgrimages from
their northern dwelling places, camp
ing by the way as weather and inclina-
ton permit. One might suppose that
such protractod Journeys would be fol-
lowed by long stays at the place Of
business. Not so. The Eskimo spends
little more time over the shopping for
which he has come SO far than does a
woman bargain hunter at the periodical
drapcry sales with us. Sometimes two
hours finish the transactions. and the
purchaser will start on his long return
Journey nort!lward The fine bea- and
fox skins which lie has brought with
him are Iartered for secondhand
clothes, tobacco, old iron and many
articles not only va!ueless, but actually
Injurious to the buyer. A Life which
can afford Il four years shopping trip
HOW AMI again does not strike one as
ovels:rcnuous.-Lo Scraps.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-11-05
VERY OBLIGiNG.
He Answered All Questions and Even
Offsrad Eurther Information.

He Answered All Questions and Even
Offered Further Information.
A small, quiet looking man, smoking
large cigar, sat by the side Of a me-
dunn sized automobile that was drawn
out Of the road as large touring car
came along. driven by u man with an
hterrogatory aspect.
The man In the touring car slowed
up and leaned over.
GLOW long you been here?
about two hours"
Cant you find out what the matter
Is"
mo"
"Trouble with spark plug"
"Think not"
GLOW are your batteries?"
80 f."
Haven't got a short circuit, have
you?"
"Oh, no."
"Got any gasoline in your tank"
PLENTY"
"Would you mind telling me, sir, just
what's the matter with that machine OF
yours?'
In answer the man pointed to a
large red farmhouse in the distance.
"See that house out there?" he asked
eyes, sir"
"Wcil. sir. there isn't anything the
matter will, this machine, but since
n ION my wife has been In that house
Kissing her sisters first baby goodby
When she gets through, If you are not
over LOGO miles away and will leave
your address. will telegraph or cable
you the glad news at my own ex'
prnse."-Collier's Weekly.