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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

will be held reception and music
provided by one of the leading bands
of Portland, assisted by Mrs. Halle
Hinges, known as the Oregon night
ingale.
The following morning there will
be drives about the city and visits
made to Oregon's public institutions.
In the afternoon the return trip to
Portland will be made in time to en-
10y a reception given by the Woman's
Club Of that city. Saturday morning
the trip up the famous Columbia
River. The young ladies are to be
accompanied by number of Port
lands prominent citizens and an ele-
CANT luncheon will be served on
board. En- route the boat passes
through the loches where the engi-
neer has defied nature and construct
ed an open channel through solid
masonry of rocks. The scenery along
this river is unexcelled by any local
ity on the face of the globe. AT 4
o'clock Hood River will be reached,
where the club women and the COM
mercial bodies will turn out en- masse
to extend hospitality and a cordial
greeting. Hood River, Oregon, is
one of the most picturesque towns in
America. 1t is situated at the foot
of a mountain of perpetual snow. 1t
is in this valley that the red apples
and strawberries are raised which
bring in more mvney annually than
many of the great gold mines. The
young ladies will be taken, while
here, in automobiles, through thou
sands Of acres Of apples, peaches,
plums, apricots and other fruits.
After this delightful stay Of day
and half in Hood River, the journey
will be continued OH to La Grande,
Oregon, 800 miles from Portland and
it will be on this trip that they will
pass through some Of the biggest If
rigation projects of the West, where
hundreds of acres Of the sage brush
land have been made to blossom as
the rose, produce the finest fruits and
three and four crops Of alfalfa a
year. La Grande is the farthest
point east made by the party but
after they have experienced the gen.
uine hospitality and entertainment
on the part of the citizens, they will
feel that their cup of pleasure is full
to the brim and that it is time for
them to retrace their steps and take
a rest before they can continue their
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

practice he wudn't give anybody
anything but quinine an he isn't
sure about that He says tn more he
practises medicine tn more he be-
comes a janitor with a knowledge Nv
coolin'. He says if people wud on'yI
call him in befure they got sick, he'd
abolish ivry disease in tn ward eX-
oept old age an po1lyticks. He says
he's looking forward to tn day Whin
tn tillyphone will ring an he'll hear
a voice sayin: Hurry up over to
, Hinnissy's. He niver felt so we'll I'M
his life All right, III be over as
soon as ] can hitch uD tn horse. Take
him away firm tn supper table al
wanst, give him a pipeful iv tobacco
an walk him three times around tn
block. But whin a mans sick, he's
sick an nawthin' will cure him or
anything will In tn old days befureI
We an | were born, tn doctor was tn
barber too. He'd shave ye, cut ye'er
nair, dye ye'er mustache, give ye a
dhry shampoo and cure We Nv appin-
licits while We were havin ye'er shoes
shined be tn naygur. Ivry gineration
iv doctors has had their favrite rene
dies. Wanst people were cured ~
fatal maladies be applications Nv blind
puppies hair firm tn skulls iv dead
men an solutions iv bats wings, just
as now they're cured be dhrinkin'
tayspoonful iv very ordinary arti-
Gle iv booze that's had some kind iv a
pizenous weed dissolved in it. Dhrugs,
says Dock O'Leary, are a little Nv a
pizen that a little more Nv wud Kill
We. He says that If we look up amy
poplar dhrug in tn ditchnry yell see
that it is "A very powerful pizen OF
great use in medicine took Gallo
mel at his hands FIR nanny years till
he told me that it was about the same
thing they put into Rough on Rats.
Thin | stopped. If I've got to die, |
want to die on tn premises.
But, as he tells me, We can't stop
people from takin' dhrugs an ye
might as we'll give thin something
that will look important enough to-
be INTRODUCED to their important an
! fatal cold in TIL head If we don't
they'll leap f'r the patent medicines.
Mind ye | haven't got anything to-
say again patent medicines. If man
wud rather take thin thin dhrink at
d bar or go down to Hop Lungs f'r
a long dhraw, he's within his rights.
! Nanny a man have | known who was
a victim iy tn fortunes Nv cigareet
cough who is now Twin comfortable
an happy as an oDeem tiend be talSin
Doctor Wheezo's Consumption Cure
| knew fellow wanst who suffered
frm spring fever to that extent that
he niyer did days wnrruk, Today,
afther dhrlnkin' bottle of Gazooma.
he will go home not on'y with tn
strenth but tn desire TO beat his wife.
! There is a dhrug store on ivry eornerl
an they're goin' to dhrlye out th'
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

way tn Dock meets tn good woman
at tn dure an they exchange few
wurruds about tn weather, tn bad
condition iv tn sthreets, tn health ~
Mary Ann since she had tn Group an
ye'ersilf. Ye catch tn wurruds, Grape
Pie Canned Salmon, 'Cast-iron di-
session Still he doesn't come up. He
tells a few stories to tn childher. He
weighs tn youngest in his hands an
says. That's a fine boy ye have, Mrs
Hinnissy. | make no doubt he'll grow
I'D to be a polisman.' He examines tn
pbottygraft album an asks if that ISM
so-an so. An all this, time we lay
within in mortal agony an sayin' tC
Te'ersilf: Inhuman monsther, to lave
me perish here while he chats with
callous woman that | haven't sale
annything but WHAT to FIR twinty
Eyears.'
"Ye begin to think there's a con-
spiracy against ye to get 'yeer money
hefure he saunters into tn room an
says in gay tone: Well, what dye
name be tyin' up wan iv tn gr-reat
INDUSTRIES iv our nation be stayin
away firm wurruk FIR a day" Dock,
says We in feeble voice, / have tur-
able pain in me abdumdum. 1t reaches
firm here to here, maxim a rough
sketch iv tn burned district undhel
| III blanket I felt it comm on last
'ght but | didn't say anything fl
fear iv aarmin' me wife, so / simply
groaned, says we. While ye ARE de-
scribin' yeer pangs, he walks around
tn room lookin' at tn pictures. Afthel
5e've got through he acomes over an
says: Lave me look at ye'er tongue
Hum he says, holdin' ye'er wrist an
howin' through tn window to frind
|iv his on sthreet car. Does that
hurt?' he says, stabbin' ye with his
thumbs in tn suburbs iv tn pain. 'Yt
know it does says we with a groan
Don't do that again. Ye scratched
me- He hurls ye'er wrist back at yt
an stands at tn window lookin' out
at tn firemen acrost tn sthreet playin
dominoes. He says nawthin' to ye an
we feel like tn prisoner while tn fore
rlan iv tn jury is fumblin in his
Iinside pocket FIR tn verdict Ye can
stand it no longer. Dock says We
is 1t anything fatal?' I'm not fit tc
die but tell me tn worst an l will thry
TO bear 1t. Well says he, we have q
slight interioritis iv tn left follum'
Dular duck But this prescription
ought to fix ye up all right. Ye't
bother take II over TO tn dhrug store
an have it filled ye'ersilf, In tn
manetime I'd advise ye TO be careful
iv ye'er dite. | wudden't ate amy
t1ing with glass or large percentage
IL plasther Nv Paris in it, An he
goes away tC write his bill.
II wondher why We can always reaC
a doctors bill an We niyer can read
his prescription, FIR all 20 know.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

may be a short note to tn druggist
askin' him 10 nit ye on tn head with
a pestle. An it's a good thing we
can't read it. If We cud, ye'd say:
III not cash this in at no dhrug store.
III go over to Dooleys an get tn
rale thing So, after thrying' to de-
cipher this here corner iv a dhress
patthern, We climb into yeer clothes
f'r what may be ye'er last walk up
Ar-rchy Road AS ye go along we
begin to think that maybe tn Dock
knows we have tn Asiatic cholery an
was only thryin' to jolly we with his
manner iv dealin with ye. AS we get
near tn dhrug store we feel sure iv it,
an tbs with tn air iv man without
hope that we hand tn paper to a
young pharmycist who is mixin' a
He hands it over to, a promising
scientist who is compoundin an ice
cream soda FIR child, with tn re-
mark: 'OLeary's writing is getting
worse and worse. | can't make
this out at all. oh, says tn
chemist, layin' down his spoon, that's
his old cure FIR tn belly-ache. Yell
find a bucket iv it in TIL back room
next to tn coal scuttle'
Its a gr-reat medicine he give We.
1t will do we good no matther what
.ye do with it. | wud first thry poorin'
some iv it in me hair. If that don't
help we see how fur we can throw tn
bottle into tn river. Ye feel betther
already Ye ought to write to tn me-
dical journals about tn case 1t is a
remarkable cure. Nj Ii
was stricken with eXcruciating tor
lures in tn gastric regions followin'
an unusually severe outing in tn
country FIR time it looked as
though it might be nicissory to saw
out tn infected area, but as this wud
lave an ugly space between legs an
chin, it was determined to apply Jam.
Gin CD VIII. TIL remedy acted in
stantly. Afther carryin' tn bottle I'M
corked FIR five minyits in his inside
pocket tn patient showed signs iv re-
covery an is now again in his accus-
toned health
Eyes, sir, if | was doctor I'd be
ayether laughin' or cryin' all tn time.
I'd be laughin' over tn cases that |
was called into when | wasn't needed
an cryin' over tn cases where | cud
do no good. An that wud be most Nv
me cases.
Dock O'Leary comes In here often
an talks medicine to me. 'Yeers is a
very thrying pro-fissyon,' says |. 1T
is says he, I'm tired out says he,
Have we had good nanny desprit
cases today? says I. 1T isn't that,
says he, hut I'm not a very muscular
man. he says, AN some Nv tn win
dows In these old frame houses are
hard to OPEN he says. Tn Dock
don't believe much in dhrugs, He says
that II he wasn't afraid w. losin' his
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

waiian Promotion Bureau there, has
been in communication with Mrs.
Weatherred and intends that no
places OH the Coast shall Guido the
hospitality of CALIFORNIA; southern
city. Automobiles will meet their
train and convey them to the Hotel
Haywood, where Mr. Pryor, the pro-
prietor, is already arranging some in
teresting events in their honor.
There are SO many places to be visit
ed around Les Angeles, that time
and space will not permit of going
into details but among other places
may be mentioned Redlands, River
side, Ontario and Uplands. At the
last named place they will be given
g beautiful reception by the pastors
and members Of the First Methodist
Church Of that city.
Long Beach, the noted seaside re-
sort Of Southern California, will give
the Hawaiian young ladies cordial
greetine and the shows and side at
fractions will all extend courtesies to
their visitors.
Coronado, one of the most popular
and aIistocratic beaches of the Pa
cific Coast, is also included as one Of
the side attractions of Los Angeles.
San Diego, the Spanish city of Cal
ifornia, near the boundary line of
Mexico, will be visited and special
events will be given in their honor.
From here a drive will be taken into
Mexico.
From San Diego, the young ladies
will leave for the north, coming up
the coast line where it can almost be
considered an ocean trip OH wheels,
the train runs so near the water and
often over bridges, which resembles
c ride in mid-ocean.
From San Francisco, they will
change cars and go direct through to
Portland, Oregon. The train makes a
half an hours stop at Roseburg, Ore
gon, where Miss Edna Parsley, one
of the Oregon Journal girls who
visited Honolulu, will board the train
after holding a formal reception in
which the citizens Of Roseburg will
participate, and accompany the young
ladies to Portland. The ride over the
Southern Pacific through California
and Oregon affords the greatest va
riety Of natural scenery in the world.
Passing through many valleys and
tch-backing over the tops Of high
mountains furnishes a panoramic
view of green valleys. mining camps,
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

Journey on to the Puget Sound coun
try. Their leaving port will be like
the Oregon girls leaving Honolulu
and it will indeed be regret on the
part of the people that their stay
could not be longer that they might
in measure endeavor to reciprocate
for Hawaii's entertainment of the
Oregon Journal girls.
En- route from Portland to Ia
coma, the train of many Pullman
cars is taken on the largest ferry
boat in the world across the Colum'
bia and into the State Of Washing.
ton. Before CRACKING Tacoma, some
of the largest lumber mills Of the
world is ever an object Of interest tt
the passengers, as we'll as the gigant.
ic forests. On arriving at Tacoms
they will be conveyed in carriages
to the grand and indeed elegant
Hotel Tacoma. This magnificent
structure is situated on a permanent
elevation overlooking the expanse Of
waters of Puget Sound and the tow
ering sentinel of Mount Rainier. The
proprietor of this hotel will give 8
reception and ball assisted by the
leading ladies Of Tacoma and the
members of the Press. There will be
drives about the city and a TRIP
through the ever interesting hor
fields of that section.
The trip from Tacoma to Seattle
will be made on the steamer Flyer,
which is one of the favorite mean:
of transportation between these two
cities, requiring only an hour. While
in Seattle, the popular Hotel Butler
will be the home Of the Hawaiian
party. In the evening the cafe is al
ways the rendezvous for the elite Of
the city, where there is a program
of music daily, and the tables art
supplied with the best that the mar
ket affords. The Chamber of Com
merce and the Alaskan Yukon Expo
sition officials, members Of the press
and others, will endeavor to give the
young ladies few days of sight,
seeing and entertainment that will
remain in their memories for many
wears. There will be excursions or
the Sound to different points of inter
est and clam bakes. surf bathing, the.
atre parties and home receptions
Side trips have been arranged to Ev'
erett, one of the progressive cities
Of the Sound, where they will be the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

ealoons onless tn govermint will let
us honest merchants put a little CO.
caine or choral in our cough-drops
an advertise that it will cure spinal
minigitis. An, it will, too, FIR awhile.
Don't we liver take dhrugs?" asked
Mr.. Hennesy.
"Niver whin I'm WE'LL" said Mr..
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

lea. The total current revenues OF the
Japanese Government during the last
year were smaller than the receipts OF
the United States from customs alone;
and Japan is still on partial war
basis so far as her sources of income
are concerned.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

Dooley. "Whin I'm sick, I'm so sick
I'd take anything"
BIZ The national debt of Japan is about
$1,100,0O0, or considerably more than
that of the United States; while the
resources upon which the japanese
Government may depend are incom-
parably smaller than those of Amer
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-30

aaE- BULLETIN ADS. PAY -
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-12
UNION SEMINARY
BEGINS SESSION

The ninety sixth session of Union
Theological Seminary was formally OPP
ened with public exercises in Watts
Chapel at o'clock yesterday afternoon.
An unusually large number of students
were In attendance, with many other
friends of the institutions president
Walter W. Moore was in charge of the
exercises.
The devotional service was conduct
ed by Rev. DIR. C. c. Hersman. Rev.
DIR. James p. Smith, the editor of the
Central Presbyterian, delivered an APP
propriate address to the students,
speaking upon the choice of the Chris
tian ministry, and dwelling with great
force and beauty on some of the essen
tial qualifications of a good minister,
iasm. The speaker was listened to with
close attention throughout. and his adj
dress was highly appreciated. Presi-
dent Moore made some formal an
nouncements, among others that a sun
day school would soon be started for
the community in the Seminary Chapel
After the conclusion of the public eX-
Ell cises the students were formally ma
circulated
| The prospects are that there will be
| a larger number of students in attend
| ance than there have been for severa
past sessions, and the seminary ha:
i Undoubtedly begun what will prove t
be very useful year.
/ The entire faculty of the institution
was present at the opening exercises
as were many former graduates.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-12
RECEPTION TO
NEW MEMBERS
English Lutheran Church Holds
Its Annual Meet
ING.


At the annual meeting of the con-
gregation of the First English Luth-
eran Church last night the Rev. j. j.
Scherer and Mr.. jacob umlauf, dele
gates to the synod held last month at
Stevens City, gave a report of the pro-
ceedings,s which .were-af tlnHstlat Inter-
est to- thesschurch. The Synod went. on
record very strongly ia favor of tenn
perance and discouraged the custom
of Sunday funerals. Mr.. Scherer said
1t was particularly gratifying to an
nounce tina. the Synod would meet IN
Richmond on August IS, 1905.
A report was made by Mr.. Umlaut,
showing that sixteen of the sixty-two
Lutheran congregations had already
subscribed $4,000 of the $4,000 prom
ised to endow a chair in Roanoke Col
lege as a memorial to DR.. c. c. Bttteie,
the founder.
After the business meeting the mem
hers and their friends retired to the
Sunday school room for an informal re-
ccption, refreshments being served
The reception was In honor OF members
taken in during the year.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-12
,IANY DOGS kILLEp.
Twelve known to Have Been Suffering
From Rnbics.

Agent Emmett c. Taylor. of the So
cIety for the Prevention of Cruelty to
Animals. has completed his report for
August. and 1t has been approved By
the executive committee. The report
shows q total OF POS cases, the largest
ever attended In a single month. Fifty
eight dogs Were destroyed. twelve of
which were known TO have been suf-
fering from rabies The agent las
many complaints of worthless ours that
are menace and nuisance to various
neighborhoods. The report shows that
ono man and one woman were fined
$50 for cruelty driving and killing a
horse. The following new members of
the society have been elected. Miss
Evelyn c. Mauck, Il. II. Myer, Nathan
Simon and Harvey L. Smith.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-12
HEpTAsopHs MEET.
Hold Convention at Murphy's and Discuss
Work of Order.

At a meeting of conclaves composing Dis
trict No. 81, Improved Order of Hepta-
sophs, at Murphys Hotel yesterday after
noon, the following delegates were presents:
Messrs. p. G. Haden. from Charlottesville
Conclavc: Carl Kaufman, from Virginia
Conelave, RiGarioId;.i W. T. Tyrer, from
Richmond crncleve; Joseph b. Welsh. from
Chimborazo ConciaEe: r. n Northen. from
stonewall Conclaye, Richmond; c. A. Raines,
from Hestia Conclave, Manchester and
5. r. Gresham, from JeT Davis concave,
Petersburg.
The convention reelected Mr.. Lawrence
r. Pool, of Manchester, district deputy
supreme archon, and Mr.. Il. G.. Haden, of
Charlottesville, alternate district deputy
supreme archon.
Among the visitors Were Messrs. Thomas
B. Hicks, supreme provost; Henry Flegen-
heiner and Nelson Powell. After Il very
Interesting meeting. in which the interests
of the Heptasophs were considered, the
convention adjourned.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-12
NO JAIL SENTENCE.
vandines Furnished Bond Required i
iGsienrieo Magistrate.

In The Times-D Dispatch of August 81, 1907
ii was enormously stated that Mr.. Charles
Nandine anil Nh, Parker Vandine were SEN
e,enced 10 jail from a Henrco county magis-
trate's court in default OF n $50 bond. In
point of fact. Messrs. Charles and Parke,
Vandine We're bound to keep the peace
for six months and $50 bond was required.
AS bondsman was not Immediately forth
coming. the reporter OF Tie Tines Dispatch
fell into the error OF stating that a jail
sentence, for the period of six months was
Imposed. AS soon as Messrs. Yandine were
able to communicate with friends a salts
factory bond given. The Times Dis
patch regrets that by nadvortence it should
have stated that a jail sentence was actually
imposed, as such was not the case. and
takes this. the first occasion after Its at
tention was called to that error to state
The actual happenings accurately and COM
pletely.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-09-12
PERFORMERS CLOSE
! CONVENTION TODAY.
Big Meeting Will Conclude With
Rally in Interest of Old
Folks Home.
WILL VISIT JAMESTOWN
T-1,,+ noo Norrooe
WILL VISIT JAMESTOWN
Expected That 1000 Negroes
Will Go to Exposition
Tomorrow.

The second days proceedings of the
annual meeting of the Grand Fountain
OF True Reformers, one of the large 7,
wealthiest and most influential negro
X organizations in the world, was very
Interesting to the thousands OF mem
bers of the order.
The meeting was called to order IN
True Reformers' Hall, on Second Street.
at IL o'clock yesterday morning by
President Taylor. and after impressive
devotional exercises the body proceeded
to business.
Morning Session.
The morning session was taken up
with the presentation and discussion OF
the reports of the grand officers. the
srand master. the grand secretary, the
grand treasurer and the, executive
board. After brief discussion these re-
ports were referred to the standing
committees. These committees will re-
port at the meeting this morning. when
the principal discussion will be had.
The reports in the main show the
order to be in a most flourjshinG condi-
ton in all parts of the United States.
The banking departments of the 1nstl-
tuition are in an especially gratifying
condition. 1t is stated that as rule
the colored people. especially OF the
South. are giving more attention to the
surprising to the officers and members
of the body TO learn to what extent the
savings departments of the banks have
grown within the past year.
The other business departments of
the True Reforners Order, such as
hotels, boarding houses, mercantile
establishments and hospitals and
homes for the care of the aged and
infirm, were reported to be in good
& condition.
1 AT the afternoon session officers of
the Grand Fountain were elected for
the ensuing year. The contests for
the higher honors We're exciting and
Interesting. but all of the proceedings
We're harmonious.
Last night a grand concert was
given at the hall and the building was
packed. The concert was declared by
those who attended to have been
great success in every respect.
The business of the Grand Fountain
will be practically closed at this
session, and the afternoon
Twill be devoted to a grand rally meet
Ting in the interest of the Old Folks
Home.
Tomorrow the delegates and many
other colored people will go to the
Jamestown Exposition, where they
will take part IN the exercises Of
Reformers' Day in the negro depart
ment. 1t is expected that no fewer
than two thousand colored people Will
go down from Richmond.