The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-11-28
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sut nsrkgss' cie13 Yet ~ What
tih4 reuad yos iAr~sis caltoo ~
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Ffri AmcrrAa Fsiist bsAs your
dAngiisr b goiug 10 bs ms9led sce'
aud Ameriesu Faibcr ~ undsf'
taAud.
Ms Hoylr Have yoa anything
iasa ssde fer Riny dayt Mr.. Doyle
Zee Bot lean Gnd eaiy one u nv
iugR,srs
Clara. hop, yon poBlA noi marry
somsn io5 hcf money! Tom 40,
nos Y rssula ga b.r u,oasy aiihoai
marrying hsg
~ b. 700 knos. ! hadn'i iten
spsafing - che iobuny more than fiye
minutes vhen be- called roe an IDIOT
She lborssi Why tbs dclay'
BOT ne ,inRs more than she plsys
Why da yoa SPEAK u her music ~ 10.
ammrbialf Well. S. instrumental IN
making ihe neighbors move ouL
BchhAm They Say ,hai the laEi-
mesa mierot.e msy be- taken 10 drinking
wsisf M. Benham The lsziesi men
have known didn'i drink water
-I0cle Jack Ms heart is Just as
fresh aud young snd eager tor Thanks
giving cheer a. ever Amt Maria
10 be- sure il is. uncle Jack Bot, alb,
my liver
MiHkHf Il said that aggressive,
impalsise people usually have black
Eyes, Biiikns Thats 20, II they
haven't got them 1t first they &c, them
later
Gunner You say h. has several
running accounts Ia this town Why
don't h,s debtors collect theml Guyer
They cant, BE- runs faster than the
account.
How d. you know be- is an ineaper-
isnccd playwright Beeaa.e, answered
the manager b. doesn't have single
scene 10 which the heroine says. II see
a all nos "
II don't see how you could enjoy an
argument with him on that subject.
You don't know anything about il,
That true, bat ! discovered tina, he
knows less
But protested the plain people,
you are obbIng u.s. Suppose am,
responded the trust .apiently. II you
stop me i sill briuR on pnnic. aad
then where viii you BET
am thinking Of becoming ycge.
tartan, Which kindi asked Miss Cay.
enuc Are there two kinds' Yes.
those who don't like meat and those
who can't siTord it.
Mr. Perkins Yew kin git purity
fair jag on hard cider. Mr.. Celery
iew be, yew kin I'm sortor surpris-
90 nobody amt never put up hard
rider A. 4 patent medicine,
NJ do Paris Can you tell me, sir.
where is found the new American ami
NAL, the Teddy bear' The Attendant
tof siminn eouutenance( So Teddy beari
No, sir, ] belongs TO the monkey 'ouse.
Grandma In my day women didn {
Ny around out Of doors as they donow.
They wonld sit nj home and spin.
Gladys Bnt now they go out and spin
much better Il they hare a good, fast
auto,
That house that YOU finished few
weeks ago Is the biggest of the lot,
said the real estate agent Perhaps
that's why rs So hard 10 lind tenant
Yes, answered the builder IT, last. but
no, leased,
Ilow's your temperature old manf
asked the stockholders partner Fine
Tor Aeiiye speculation. answered the
invalid II went to l0i live times yes
ienlay each tirne dropping back to
par
lluggiBs That pretty little scalp
tress met ~ your reception the other
evening completely turned my head.
Miss pcachley Indeed knew she
modelled IN clay. bnt wasn't aware
that she worked in wood
rwc short year. aga. remarked the
man with the whiskers on the lower
cstvmities 81 his trousers, ! went into
stock deal with s25.gd Sol inter
rogaisd the other occupant OF the park
bench How did you come ont. Oh.
! came ont AlI right, answered the par
~ Of the prelude sadly. bui my 5000
stayed in.
The Young man that's calling on
You how. Dora. II All agreeable change
from The oihers Howl lie DOESN'T .
tarn down the gas 10 The parlor. Why, /
mamma, he works for the gas com.
pauy
Doctor rcgrc, 10 inform Won,
Mrs Tighiaad, that fear your hus
band IS afflicted with ~ofiening Of the
brain Mrs Tightwad --tioodntss gra-
ciopsl What make you think sol Doc
tot he insisted on paying me IN al.
yanre,
Rrggy Sapp Yeas, WEAKLY, white
was 10 New York spent much Of my
time il The subway aud The river inn.
aeis. Big hou.s always interest me.
yuu know Miss Tabasca tglapciug al
~ clock Weller big bores don't
interest me
--Two lrishnen wcne about 10 run
raee 10 certain tree by different
ryaiys sussdenly Mike slapped Pat on
the back and asked hos they we're to
ieil via reached the destination frs,.
After moments thoaehi PAT answer
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