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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01
NtARcH EVACUATION.

Tho Montgomery Advertiser guarantees 10 adyerxiSers (and makes 1t a part ef the tontract swhen requested) that its Daily cir cnlation is larger than that of any morning
 toEepaper printed in Alabama--and that us &unday edition has the largest circulation K any edition of any newspaper printed in k1ebamas without exception.
 The figures for March. printed below fepre~Bnt the actual net circulation. all re- <urus having been deducted
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

E. 8. Noble. Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn.
 1 The foregoing statement of The Adver- <fRer's ejaculation for The month cf March, de0T fs tfue and correct, and compiled after
 kiI returns from news-boys, news agents,
 kpoiIed and leftover copies have been de- |iucted F S. NOBLE, Circulation Manager. Sworn to and subscribed before me this
 6&th day of April, 1907.
 (Seal)f RIGA ALEXANDER, Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

twill your books stand a heavenly audit?" asks a New York minister of his congregation. Very likely there were some among his auditors who would be glad to know that their books will stand an earthly audit.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

Some of the New York people. must be hard up for place to sit down when a man will pay 5000 for a seat in the Stock Exchange. Perhaps they can see better from there.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01
Bound To Be Extreme.

Kansas City Times.
 The twice defeated leader (Bryan). seems bound to be extreme. He is entitled to- his personal views. of course. and he even has the right to ask his party to adopt those views; but MT, Bryan should some time and some
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

where acquire a Knowledge of the
 nracticability of new measures He should not stand In the way or ms paf- ing that 1t shall do what 1t cannot oo.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

The Richmond Times Dispatch asks 'twhats the plural of molasses?" That's easy. It's more asses. of eourse .--Montgomery Advertiser.
 Magnificent, but 1t isn't grammar One of our correspondents desires to know if 1t is correct to say many What say you? And what say you, Mir Schoolmaster. of Nor foik. --Richmond Times-D Dispatch.
 N Now, see here: if you are going to
 Ipg in your Norfolk schoolmaster on 8 you may flee away to ths noun Eains of Hepsidam" with your puzzles. That functIonary just sits up and looks wise and never emits any infor- nation. There's mo-lasses and more lssses, and that's all there is about 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

Aff Delmas thinks of Thaw at all, ce the latter dismissed him as coun- he probably considers Harry as |ax, As q lnan-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

',Chicago as seen by herself Is the Etle of an editorial in one of the late hasazines. Let the Chicagoans say, h the exact language of Burns:
 Aoh wad some power the giftie gie us
 &iro see oursePs as others see us.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

He is in every office. every store. bvery department. He sneers at the
 way the business Is conducted, 1t the views of his employer, at the stock. kt the buyers. at the bookkeeper and ht you because you are contented and trying to do your full duty. He Is En the factory. the bank, the school. the hospital. the city hall, the church. Hou Wlu find him in politics. in the in literature, in art. He has no confidence in any motive. any lining or anybody. He sneers at nor hlity, at saving, at sentiment. at char tty, at kind words and deeds, at love, kven at the sacreness of the home. Give 1t to him some more. good brother. We may put up with oppo- eition, with abuse, with calumny and
 with many and various other things Bn this life. but the man who sneers ht us gets onto our nerves. Paste him hnother one.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

The Muskogee Times Democrat is eevere on "The Man Who Sneers," and khus tells about him:
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01

The ralIroads spranR surprise on Buster Brown Conner. They quietly real estate for the month of January made out in each of the sixty seven counties of the State and the tax as- sessmepts. for the same property. talk en from the records of the counties. This was awfully disappointing to the raIlDoad skinner. because 1t show ed that the farmer assessed his prop erty ( forty-five cents On the dollar and the records showed that the rail- roads assessed at sixty cents on the dollar
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Wages In Austria.

Consul ]. 8. Twells writes that the
district court Of administration at
Carlsbad. Austria, has fixed the un.
usual rate Of daily wages for laborers
who are subject to state insurance for
sickness and accidents. as follows:
Males-Foremen, 60 cents per day:
others, 40 cents, and apprentices and
boys, 20 cents. Females-Women, 2S
cents, and juveniles. IS cents. Serv.
ants of the state, as cents, except serv.
ants of the post and telegraph, who
receive a. cents. The order is to re.
main in force during 1907, 1908 and
1903. The laborers mostly live in the
surrounding villages. They pay from
$40 to $50 year for rent and from is
to Il cents day for subsistence.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Family Reunion Ia China.

No people on earth observe family
ties 20 closely and hold go many
family reunions as the Chinese. The
Scottish clans have no closer bonds
Of union than the families in China.
In America 1t Is the individual. but
In China 1t Is the family. No i'm.
portant step is taken without a fam.
iy caucus. II one member goes
wrong. the disgrace rests upon the
whole family to the remotest degree
" relationship. The disgrace often Is
lSlt SO keenly In case Of heinous
crime that the offender is taken away
by permission of the courts and the
death penalty inflicted by members
4 the family. That's the way the
family purges itself.
The feature in the family life in
China is the big reunion once every
two years. One member Of the fam
lily acts as secretary and enters In
a big book the new additions to the
family. In this way Is kept com.
plete biography of every person in
China.-Kansas City Star.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Want Column

Sl2 90 ton paid for good MACH.
merry cast iron at the Logan Junk
Co. VIC
Furnished Rooms for housekeeping
CSC f. Second North Bell phone
ll9z. VIC.
For Sale-Dry farm lucerne hay. In
quire Jens Johansen. Bell phone
ll9X. VIC
Lumber haulers wanted to haul
lumber from this side OF Crowther's
mill, for George Cole; lumber to be de-
livered to H. o. lumber yard. Bridges
are replaced and the roads are good to
the above point. VIC
Wanted-Good farm teams i'm.
nediately 10 exchange for beautiful
organs and pianos, Address f. A.
Neuburger, Logan. VIC
Wanted-Teams to haul seasoned
lumber In Blacksmith Fork canyon.
Inquire Con Ahnder, Hyrum, VIC
Wanted-A good horseshoer. Apply
at II. II. Jensen g. Co., Hyrum.
Eggs and Poultry wanted by Isaac
Smith VIC
The NJ. s. L. Coal and Wood com.
panv will pay 5000 per cord for red
pine wOod. VIC
H. j. Hansen, Westtield, city scaven.
ger and backyard work. Bell 'phone
1922.
First class sand delivered TO any
part Of town. w. Il. Brown, Ind.
Phone POI VIC
For Sale-Lucerne and timothy hay
and straw. G. Baling, 3l6, So. Main;
Indepent phone 342, Bell l69x. VIC
DON'T YOU DO T,-Buy land or
city property unit! you see the bar.
gains | have to dispose Off James
Milligan, Smithdeld, Utah.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Hejne's Cynical viii.

Heine's wife was a woman of ex.
IRENE beauty, but of low descent and
no education, and frequently irritated
the poet to evaporation by violent
scenes. Nevertheless, he was much
attached to her. II happened that he
was challenged one day to a duel,
and on the evening before wrote out
his will as follows:
81 herewith bequeath everything !
possess to Mathilde. my wife. or con.
dition that she marries again. |
would like to think that there will be
at least one man who will regret me-"
But. although she did become a
widow, she never married again, sur.
viving him for 81 years.-Pele Mele.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
CRUELTY TO HUMBLE HEN,
Man Complains Of Mean Trick Played
on Oefenssless elddy.

"The meanest trick ever heard
Of" said a poulterer. rs now being
played on a certain family Of New
Jersey hens. This trick comes under
two heads. II comes under the head
of cruelty to animals aud under the
head Of giving intoxicating drinks to
minors. II should be taken up and
put stop to by our female societies.
Let the sex stand by one another, al
the way down the line" But
thought you we're talking about eggs!"
II am talking about eggs. That is
the point to my at ~. You know how
hens only want to set at certain times
after they've laid couple Of dozen
eggs running? Well. on this New
Jersey hen farm speak Of they fee,
the hens alcoholized grain, and while
the poor, unprotected creatures are
under the influence they place them
on top Of nests of eggs and when
they come to themselves the past Is a
blank, they think they laid the eggs
beneath them. and for many days
squat there dutifu.ly until the chicks
are Matched It's money making
trick, but 1t amt RICH, To make a
poor hen drunk-to deceive her be-
sides in so important matter as that
Of offspring. How would you like to
be deceived about your offspring? No,
sir, it amt right, and 1t ought to be
put stop to-"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
SmithfieId.
Continued from first page

for her home in st. George, after
a pleasant visit with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. Seth Thornley,
are rejoicing over the arrival of
a baby girl.
John NJ. Balm sewers his con-
nection with the mill this week,
He will rest for a month, then
consider the many good offers
made him.
Misses Lizzie and Maggie Grit
fifth left today for Idaho to COM
mence their school work.
The Logan Dramatic Co. play.
ed here on Tuesday last to good
house. The play is said by our
theater goers, to be one of the
best ever seen in our city.
Miss Inez Hillyard is at home
again after a months visit in
Idaho.
Mrs. George Toolson entertain
ed the "Mothers Literary and
Social Club" on Friday last.
Dainty refreshments were served
and an enjoyable afternoon
spent.
Manager Ramshaw, Of the Bell
Telephone Co., was in town today
posting rules up in the Office, so
loafers had better pass on now,
Mrs. Taylor, of Salt Lake, is
the guest Of Mrs. j. V. Allen.
Miss Flora Read has gone to
Grace, Idaho, with her sister,
Mrs. Joseph Green.
Miss Jones, of Salt Lake, is Wis
iting Mr.. and Mrs. William No
BILE.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
THE FIRST CURTAIN CALL.
voItaIre One to Whom Original Honor
Was Paid.

At the first performance In Berlin
OF Gerhart Hauptmann's "Jungfrau
Won Bischofsbers" the author was re.
peatedly called before the curtain.
and the incident caused inquiry as to
when and where the practice OF honor.
Ing an author In that way originated.
The Berliner Tageblatt gives this an.
swer: The first call took place on
toe evening Of February 26. 174a. Or
ttat memorable evening Voltaire's
'Merope' was performed for the first
time In Paris. The author was known
to the Paris public. but nothing taat
they had seen Of him had pleased
them 90 much as 'Merope,' and the On
thusiasm found expression In noisy
demands to see the author. In q
letter voltaire says this Of the Incl.
dent: They dragged me out and led
me by force to the box occupied by
the Duchssss Dc villars and her
daughter.in.law. The whole theatsr
seemed to have gone mad-all shout.
ed to the duehesse to kiss me. The
noise became 30 great that the lady
finally obeycd. So I was like Alain
Charter. publicly kissed. but he wa
ssleep. while was wide awake Nov
authors answer similar calls by ap
psaring before the curtain. They gain
insofar that they can be seen better
BY their audience. but they must dis.
pense with the duchess kiss--at least
In public"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
University Of Utah.

Instruction begins Monday, Septem.
Der 10th. Registration Of Students,
September 18th and 14th. Entrance
examinations, September 18th, 18th,
and 18th.
College, engineering, normal, and
preparatory courses are offered.
The Catalog which outlines all the
College work, the Preparatory Catalog
which describes the preparatory and
two years OF normal.preparatory work,
or an illustrated booklet of the School
OF Mines, will be sent free on applica.
ton to UNIVERSITY OF UTAH,
Salt Lake City, Utah.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
II One Only Could.

A group OF New York brokers were
talking about John W. Gates rooms
In the new Plaza hotel. rooms for
which he pays $4,000 a year.
"Well.' said an elderly bachelor. III
Mr. Gates business had all been con.
Quoted with women. as SO much of
mine is. he wouldn't be living In such
rooms as those.
Mr.. Gates was discussing women's
ideas about business the other night.
He said a woman whom he knew
once mailed her broker this note:
"'Please buy for my account 1000
shares Of P. d. & @. at Is. Sell at
100. and be sure to send me the profits
by noon tomorrow. as I am going out
Of town."
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Notice 10 Contractors

Notice is hereby given that bid
will be received at the office Of the
City Recorder, In Logan City, Utah,
until IL m. September IS. 1907, for
digging and filling trench for a two.
inch water main Al feet deep and
one foot wide at bottom, along Fifth
West street, between Center and
Second North streets, for a distance of
two blocks.
The city reserves the right to reject
any and all bids.
CRY COUNCIL.
Date OF first publication August %
1907.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Orange Blossoms.

That old custom which endures
even among the brides of the present
day Of wearing orange blossoms dur.
ing the wedding ceremony found its
origin among the Saracens, and was
first brought into Europe by the re-
turning Crusaders. The Saracen
bride used to wear the blossom as an
emblem Of fecundity; but 1t was
adopted in England without any ref.
erence to its symbolism. solely be.
cause Of its rarity and expensiveness.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
LOCAL ITEMS.

Postmaster Leatham was over from
Wellsville yesterday.
Alexander Nibley came to Logan
Thursday night, returning to Salt
Lake Friday.
Pres. Linford and family are at
home from an extended tour of the
Yellowstone Park.
The many friends OF Mrs. VIM.
Jacobsen, OF the Seventh ward. will be
pleased to learn that she Is now re.
covering after a three weeks severe
Illness Of typhoid. pneumonia.
The primary officers Of the Fifth
ward, Logan, surprised Mrs. Jessie
Groesbeck, Of Richmond, Tuesday
She was IN officer Of the organization
before going to Richmond to live.
Roy Merrill, Of Richmond, came to
Logan Friday. He thinks his recent
visit to the medicinal springs In Port
ueuf canyon has helped him In some
ways. He has certainly improved.
C.S. vaterlaus, formerly proprietor
Of the Star Valley Independent, came
to Logan a few days ago. He will
leave In a short time for a German
mission. His family will remain in
Logan during his absence
Prof. Geo. Thomas, Of the A. q. Of
u, arrived home Thursday evening
from a trip through Colorado In the
interests OF the fruit growers OF this
valley. He found that the fruit
raiser OF Colorado has ready market
at twice the price paid Utah growers,
though much Of our fruit IL the equal
of theirs. Mr.. Thomas will present
some interesting facts and figures
shortly.
Rev. and Mrs. Martin Thomas re.
tnrned Tuesday from Salt Lake and
Park City, where for two weeks they
visited, and attended Methodist con.
ference. Methodist conference cor
responds to the Presbytery Of Utah
or the Latter.day Saints conference
and Is Of the same significance to It's
members Rev. Thomas was returned
to the Logan charge for another year,
a fact the members Of his flock and q
circle of friends are pleased to note,
In q years work here, Pastor Thomas
has offended none, and by conservative
attitude In daily life and In the pulpit
has earned and been accorded the re-
spect and consideration of those witt
whom he has come In contact
He Is an earnest and sincere man wht
breaches the gospel largely withou,
concern to the other fellows interpre
tation, is a genial gentleman and de
spite that he Is Of the Methodist per
suasion, his presense in Logan Is for
and will result In, naught but good
Rev. Gilpin, q former pastor here who
has been at Corlnne a couple OF years
was transferred to Bingham Canyon
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Unselfish.

Mrs. Coonley Cat the wash tub)--
OATS de man OBJ 1t, ebry time! Set
around an smoke while de poo WON.
an does the wuk!
Mr.. Coonley (enjoying his pipe)-
But how could we change places,
honey, when yo' knows 20 don't
smoke?-Puck.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
For q Nervous Head ehe.

The ordinary nervous headache will
be greatly relieved and in many cases
entirely cured by removing the blouse
or bodice, knotting the hair high upon
the head, and while leaning over q
basin, placing sponge soaked In wa.
ter as hot as 1t can be borne at the
back Of the neck. Repeat this many
times, also applying the sponge be.
hind the ears, and the strained nerves
will relax and the pain promptly van
ish.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Wanted. an Audience.

Little Ellsworth, aged three, was
put to bed one evening when his par.
ents were entertaining But he trotted
downstairs several times. as he wished
to entcri9in. too, and was repeatedly
sent BACK TO bed. Finally his mother
tc K him upstairs. put him back In
heI and told him TO keep still. In
about Ave minutes a voice from the
head of the stairs was heard saying:
Mamma, do you hear me keepin'
still?"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
HIGH PRIESTS MEETING

The regular monthly meeting
of the High Presses Quorum of
Cache Stake will convene in the
Tabernacle on Sunday, Septem-
Der s, 1907, at 10 a. m. A full at
tendance of the members Of said
Quorum residing in Logan is de-
sired. Invitation extended to Of
ficers and members of otherQuor-
ums.
EDWARD w. SMITH,
SAMUEL HOLT,
BENJAMIN. NJ. LEWIS,
Presidents.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Patti's Recipe for Good Health.

Up to 40 l stinted myself In moth.
ing, and ate and lived as I chose.
After 40. however, / took to q com.
paratively strict way Of living. Since
then I have eaten no red meat and
have drunk only white wine and soda.
When feel weak glass OF cham.
payne picks me up. never touch
spirits or liquors. always sleep
with the window wide open in sum.
mer and partly open In winter.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Wise Old Noah,

Noah was looking at his famous col.
lection Of living wild beasts.
II could write lot Of stories about
the animals" he said. that would put
the whole collection Of nature takers
on the ragged edge. but what would
be the use? I'd get call down from
the White House as sure az fate"
Sternly resisting the temptation to
mix in, he ordered Ham to change the
course Of the vessel two points to
starboard and went back to his cabin
to take nap.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Called.

Called.
The comedian boarder who owed
f1ve weeks back pay was In one Of
those facetious moods.
Madam" he chuckied. spearing q
green strawberry and holding It above
his saucer. II understand that you
entered the clearinghouse business
merely to save enough money to be.
come an actress. Am right?"
The landlady stared at him coldly.
"Yes, Mr.. Highball." she responded
in rasping tones. 81 am boarding
beats at present so that may be able
to beat the boards later on
And then the comedian boarder left
the table without even finishing his
dessert.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Bible a Present from kino.

The Bible which King Edward is to
present to Bruton church, at Will
liamsburg, Va, on the occasion of its
conservation on October 10 next. was
sent recently to Ambassador Bryce at
Washington, who will forward 1t to
the church officials.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
IN. difference.

Inc Difference.
Yes. have heard of him. Owes
everybody. gets drunk and goes whoop
Ing around the streets. Keeps .
worthless cur and has fondness fol
telling stories beginning. Say. have
you heard this one3 II you have. cal
me on. Once there was q young mar
ried couple A worthless loafer, Z
dead. beat and" "Oh, no! You are
thinking Of John E. This is his cousin
John G.. Drives his creditors into
bankruptcy. runs over people with his
imported 60-horse power automobile
owns $4,000 fighting dog, talks sc
loudly in his box at the opera that he
infuriates those>who think music was
made to be listened to. reads novels In
French, and" "Ah. I see!-strange
>should make such mistake-a we'll
tnown man-about.town."-
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
The American Girl.

Is 1t our severe. disagreeable eli.
mate which remodels the buxom Ger.
man or Scandinavian maid of one gen.
Grafton into tall. slender American
girl Of the following one? Whatever
the cause may be. writes Sadakichi
Hartman. in the May Cosmopolitan. It
is a fact that the American-born chill.
dren Of immigrants show certain traits
Of refinement that one would seek In
vain In their parents.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Enallsh shop Notlees.

English shop windows often pro.
vide amusing notices. A Rochdale
clothier had his window smashed by
q boy with a hand cart. Five minutes
afterward the broken pane was GOV.
cred by square Of white paper, on
which these words appeared in bold
letters: IAN absent.minded besgar
did this with hand cart. Don't say,
Poor - but come In and buy an
overcoat." Over the door Of a White.
chapel tailor may be seen this sign,
which displays sense Of humor rare
In the East End: Send your clothes
here to be mended. am deaf and
dumb. Least said. soonest mended."
Grand Magazine.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
A Consideration,

"A woman should not be valued
alone for her beauty" said the senti.
mentalist. Certainly not" answered
the French count; sometimes she is
to be valued by the amount of ali.
mony she can pay"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
ST. Johns Church.

On SUNDAY there will be celebra-
ton of the Holy Communion at IL
O'Clock, and Evening Prayer at s.
The Sunday School will reopen on
September 18th at ten o'clock and all
children will be welcome to join at
that time.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
A Suspicious Attention.

MY husband is really very atten-
tive. Yesterday he bought me dozen
wells. "--Meggendorfer Batter.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Presbyterian Church.

Regular services at IL a. m. and 8 p.
m. Sunday School at 1915 The pub.
lie Is invited.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
N. Z. Church.

Preaching services at IL a. m. and s
p. m. Sunday School 1915 p, m. A
cordial Invitation is extended to all.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07
Williamson Feed { Livery Stable

After June 1st will be at 30 to 80
South Main Street, the place occupied
until recently by the Cache Valley
Implement Company, across the street
from Studebaker Brothers.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-09-07

Postmaster Leatham was over from
Wellsville yesterday.