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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
NURSES FOR ANIMALS.

-NeW 1OTK TrlDUnc.
a London paper SAYS that nurses
skilled in the diseases of cats and dogs
can obtain regular employment at Sl0
n week for looking after sick prize
and pedigree pets. There is training
school for animals nurses in Plmlico.
a certificate is granted TO apt pupils
after ak months experience in the care
or sick creatures of all sorts, cats and
dogs particularly. Women make much
peter kennel nurses than men do, and
IN big country houses. for the services
or wImen able skillfully to carry out
veterinary surgeons treatment. One
successful dogs nurse holds the full
eertIhcate of well-known London hos
pltai, but she prefers to devote her
nursing talents to CANNES rather than
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
SILK DOLLS REPLACE BEARS

New York PresS,
We grow tired easily, tired of our
toys and tired Of ourselves, and the
sight of white or cinnamon plush bears
sitting on the furniture of drawing
room is far less common than it was 3
few months ago. There is a new fad
and, alasl for strenuous souls. the lat.
est fayoriteS are silk dolls, They are
made from black silk and are dressed
in gowns and ,sunbonnets of vivid reds
and yellows. Placed among soft cush.
ions, they are fully as quaint as the
bears and look far moro peaceful, They
are savers of time to women, too. Cats
ana dogs require much attention, and
the silk dolls leave their owners inde.
pendent, for they "stay put"
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
FELT LIKE REPORTING HIM

bTOOkTyn EaSIe.
The process of loading a Flatbush
avenue car at the door of a Fulton
street department store Wednesday aft.
ernoon was delayed for an instant by a
woman who dropped parcel and
paused in front of the car to pick it
up. She was tall, angular and wore a
heavy veil. "Aw, hurry up, will ye7''
said the courteous conductor, address.
ing himself to her. "We can't wait
here all afternoon. The woman SAID
nothing, but passed inside and took
her seat, When the conductor came
to collect her fare she lifted her veil
and remarked with evident temper:
elf | wasn't your wife, ia report
you TO the company for bein sassy.N
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
Where The Tribune Is On Sale.

Murray, Utah-ExcelsIor Stationery Co.
Ind phone I'LL
Provo Utah-A V. Robson. - East Cen
ter street. ,.srsy
New York-Artfur Hotaling. BroadWay
and Thirty-eighth street; WALDORF
Astoria; Imperial Hotel. w.,
Phi.adelphla-Ryan Ticket Ofhce; WIN
Chicago-PaImer House; Auditorium Ho-
tel, o e. Barrett; Empire news
Stand ,,.
WASHINGTON New Willard; RaleiSh' :
Becker & Orndorff. 1927 Penn. Ave
onaha"T-nion station News stand.
Kansas CIty-M. T. Wright, 6lZ MAIN
street, Yomo News Co.
portIand-Orecon News Agency:
Los Angeles-AleXandria Hotel; T. T.
Amos, =, 1-.,or
San Francisco-Hotel ST. Francis; Foster
& Orear Ferry Buildings fareh'
Stationery Co ., VII
Seattle-W. c. Ellis; ]. r. Justice "H-
son n-McVcy Co. ,. p..,.
Denver-Brown Palace; kendrlck BOOK
and Stationery Co; julius slaoA' H.
p Hanson
Boise-Idanha Hotel; Boise Book and
PocatcIlo-Chaffee & Company,
Elv-Thos Odalovich; Ely Reading Room
Las Vegas-WHson Drug Co.
Rhyolite-Sam II. Spears.
Goldheld-Hunter Stationery Co.. -
Tonopah-A. II. Rounsevlle, Sherman 4
Butte@John c. Evans; Keefe Bros.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

. Commenting on this, Superintendent
Maxwell says. "The total number
found TO require medical or surgical
treatment was 56,259. out of 7S,401
examined - This is frightful summing
up; seventy per cent of those examined
were found to need help of this kind
No doubt, the vast majority of the
100000 pupils who during the past
year have received instruction in New
York S public schools are free from
marked blemish and serious taint but
where an examination of 7S,40l of the
pupils shows 56,259 defects, it cannot be
hoped but that the per centage Of de-
fects in the whole number, were all ex-
amined, would be alarmingly high.
No doubt New York, with its swarm
ing hosts Of fugitives, exiles, and I'M
poverished wageseekers from foreign
densely packed, unhealthy tenements,
is worse off in the physical condition of
It's children than are more fortunately
situated children of other parts of the
country. AT the same time, the show.
ing of need Of medical attention and
examination in the schools Of New
York, should not be lost upon the coun-
try at large, nor even upon Salt Lake
City. In this natural sanitarium there
is probably n better clearance in this
regard than in most of the cities of the
country; but still, it would do no harm
and might do wonderful good, to have
such medical attention in the schools
as would show whether there is actual
need of going into the examinations in
a more thorough manner, and that pre-
liminary inquiry should be by the
highest available skill.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

In view Of the report concerning Mr..
Loeb, and previous occurrences, indicat,
ing graduation from National public
office to private corporate position, there
may be some ground for the suspicion
that Mr.. Roosevelt would like to trans
fer the Presidency to some worthy sue
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
MELINDA BRowN-HER BOOK.

Torn and battered and smeared with
Ladies In purple and knights In olue;-
Cinderella OF gentle plant
pecked in a gown OF gorgeous hue
Hop o my thumb and Goody IWo-shoe'
a fairy green and yellow spooE..
These are the playmates once she knew
Little Melinda Brown-fler Book.
Here is the tabled and fair Geralnt'
Here Is the giant Bolgharhoo;
Here is the soft voiced. lovely saint.
or the falling diamonds and pearls ana
too,
This Is the terrible Bluebeard who
Spoke SO loud that his wives all shook,
Do YOU remember? I know you do; ..
Little Melinda Brown-Iler Book.
Apples OF Sodom have left their talnt;
In the ambrosia is taste of rue:
Try as we may, alasl we mayn
summon them now, as we used 10 do'
Spirits Of life when life was new
Or ever on our errant way We TOOK
These are the stories that once were true
'I.ittle Melinda Brown--Iler Book.
ENFOT.
Friends OF my childhood. fair and quaint;
Forgive forgive. that my heart forsook!
Nv love I send In this rhythmic plant :,
To "Llttle Melinda Brown-Her Book.
Cecilia NJ. Robinson, in Harpers.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

While the ecclesiasts may consider
their attacks upon the American party
to be merely friendly opposition, the
latter will return the compliment by
administering to the church quorums
friendly defeat at the polls next fall
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
IN THE MUSIC s
The Bohemian for May.

The Bohemian for May.
"There is a new song Y
marked the customer 20
think Of its name-someien
riot and fight at Sing singa
place" I'D
81 guess this must be y.
the new clerk, as he hsE's
copy of ''The Village Shu1
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
AN UNSETTLED PRO
Providence Journal.

Providence Journal.
Meanwhile, the one gres.
that has not been settled al
that of the Gatun dam. .
mense masonry practlcshe'
has lately been heard about
cal defects. If the digging /
the present rate in Culebra I
not be long before ihc gcvt1
to decide for or against the 4
only fair to say that a grs't
lists concerning The ability
tended and lofty a wall 70
the tremendous water pres,,
il is proposed TO create behi1'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
INSTRUCTIONS BY WIRE,

Hello! Hello. What's that? Hello"!
Say, Central, give n man show!
Yes this Is hell Excuse me, Nell!
Wont I get what How do you spell
Who was that lobster butted?-say.
can't stand here and yell all day.
Connect ME with that line again
When did they can' Fine service!
When? ,
Just now. Please give me two four: nine.
Hello! Now. Nell! Keep of this line!
You want a card OF WHAT Oh, Lard!
l understand, You want a yard
A yard OF what? A yard of glue?
] have 1t now A yard OF blue
Blue what? A yard OF blue and white
l seei A yard OF blue and light
You want a ward OF light blue-Ripe?
Ripe what? Ripe tripe. I set it~stripel
You want a yard-how's that?-Wash
milk?
I see-or blue, white striped wash silk.
Saturday Evening Post.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

AS explanatory of his advice to the
saints as to where they should lay up
their treasures, it might be said that
the prophet will keep the savings so
busy that they will scarcely have time
to become moth.eaten,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Although she protests against having
rocks thrown at her by her husband, the
complaining wife still insists that he
divide with her the "rocksD which he
has saved.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

in the manipulation Of his holdings
therein, Mr., Rockefeller seems TO have
disproved the old theory that oil and
water will not mix.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

In stating that we are good many
thousand years short OF the millennium,
Mr.. Roosevelt has probably concluded
that for him is not the third term.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Explanation by the President Of what
he means by undesirable citizens is not
expected TO. receive tho Endorsement of
persons by him so designated
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

While exploiting the greatness Of
-,atcr Pittsburg, boosters have not
sran heard TO say great deal about
Gi. millionaires.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Block teachers can testify TO the fact
that Mormons pay two millions year
for the purpose of being told that they
do not yet donate enough.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
DEFECTS IN SCHOOL PUPILS.

Supcrintedent w. Ii. Maxwell of the
New York City schools, is out with a
plea for smaller classes in the schools;
for professional and systematic medical
examination Of pupils; medical super
vision over them and medical direction
both as TO the persons and surround
ings; for better equipment; for more
distinct effort TO shape the pupils flu
ture and prepare boys and girls for
their duties and work in life; and for
more drastic and thorough means of
compelling the parents to conform to
tho educational needs of their children.
There has been much strength TO a
movement in the school interests, with
in London and New York, to see that
the pupils were suitably clothed at the
public cost when their parents were
not able to provide such clothing; also,
TO provide breakfasts at public schools
for the children Of the poor, the pupils
who came to the chool hungry and in
no condition to receive any benefit from
instruction. In both cases. it is contend
ed, with much plausibility, that it is
useless TO provide schools and teachers
for the education of children who are
shivering in rags or ravenous with
hunger.
In New York also, there has been
in the public schools an elementary and
experimental medical and physical eX-
animation of pupils, which develops
such startling condition as to shock
the sonsibilities. Here is the tabulated
record, showing the number Of cases OF
of children in each defective class;
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

In writing descriptions of each other
as typical Democrats, Mr.. Bryan and
Mr.. Hearst could demonstrate that great
men often differ very widely.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Osteopaths will declare that to exact
from them license fee is too much
like their own practice of rubbing it IN.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Perhaps the French girl who relieved
her victim of his money was only in
dulging in the habit of her country of
using her hands in conversation.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

The News has discovered that Mr.
Pratt has opinions of his own about the
boasted fairness of the church organ
in the strike mattcr-but that will not
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

But there is nothing on earth that
will heal the soreness of the ecclesinsts
because the police aid not provoke a
riot
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

At the White House. railroad prcsi-
dents viii say, the latch string is out
only by appointment.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Women are said TO make poor law
yers because it is impossible for them
10 submit Il brief.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

But, after all, relations between Mex
leo and Guatemala may he much better
for having been strained.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
HARD TO FIND RESTING PLACE.
Cleveland Leader.

Seventeen steamships earring passeu.
gers across the Atlantic have wireless
teleegraphlc apparatus powerful enough
TO Keep them IN communication with one
shore OF the other, all the way- N
grows harder every day to find real
resting places.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

The organ of the polygzmists will OBJ
serve that there is at present a decided
movement against Tainted News.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Aud when il comes to the election
n.Ht fall, the saints will very likely ad-
here strictly TO the united order of
hu-scr
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Very likely the holdup victims de-
ci,led that rather than to he completely
dead it was better to later be only half
shot
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Information at hand ds.
whether the Indian terr;to,e
shot his mother-in.law in
n board bill boarded with :, i
mOther-in-law. The corro,r,s b
ably thought the theory n i.
would be tho same in oitl..
Tacoma Ledger. '''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Mr. Taft, being a large man, could
claim that he is best fitted TO WELD the
biC stick.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

And it might be we'll for the inspector
to test the prophets milk of human
kindness.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

! humorist is man who says that
Mr. Bryan prefers to be private citi'
zen than TO be President.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Remembering the old adage with ref
erence to cleanliness, the San Pedro
still sticks to its Meadow Valley wash.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
Saturday, May 4, 1907.

No. dear reader, denouncing polyga-
my has not become, with Apostle Smoot,
\ hobby.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

An assay Of tithing would probably
show variety of values-to the re.
cipient only
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

4 man shot himself in NJ,
cause he lost AT the racss WV
was a prayer book and a ~ =
and a note to his sweetheap,s.S psS. !.
will love you in heaven ~ =
eartth, - What stranqs n
mortals have.-Ohio Stst.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Mr.. Bryan is still ips,,,,..
docs not advocate immsdi.,l
ment ownership of railrosdI.. 4
matter is not quite an ;ssra
pie get up on the benches bsVs T.,
if that is the case, whv bs ,.1a aa
so much.-Dallas News Nc 'ala
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Marse Henry Watterso,
Europe, sab, full Of SAGE SsI ,.sI isi'
OF satisfaction with Gov isne!s
not even kcntucky's g,aDa aul y
of democracy essays ths@ @ia is.e q
what is a democrat.-No.s.a, AK l
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Business communications should be nd~
dressed: ''The Tribune. Salt Lake Ii'S'
Matters for publication. to Editor Ihe
Tribune, Salt Lake C2ty. Utah
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

To hit the Warpo,b :. b
from one end TO the otbs, h. "
he shows in it will coat tuer ~. =!
all of this expense n, can -. 4
showing soI the Warpath a Os sl..N' y
heels.[Anaconda STANDARD SS's'''
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04
Points by paraar,,

1.-THE, The eleven ls, men who b,,. !.
Harry Thnw Jurors as'l nave W
purpose to hold an nnnss Hssciaai
show lovely tastc.-BnfsaauIal q,
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

Three thousand popnd.
labeled pure bronze" ",, aoi p !
such, has been put on tba ana q psI
capitol. But the coptrsr ,ro rei,
nished . brass" in uniim;,sNt9sr iiristsr
Boston Transcript t'ii'ed n
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-05-04

an English savant vh. I
sound Sc i.l, into color assures ". waS :, a
IL blue, with purple u, Us ths
But Just wait until The VpiiaasA vpiais
Is translated.-NewsrS WSolce III
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-31

ed flremen under the leadership Of
Chief R. w. Gran, back Of all the or
ganizaaons and members of organiz-
atlons that joined in the usual Decor
alton Day demonstration-the Tri M
US in their valian uniforms, guns
a-shoulder, and the little girls in white
with the Stars and Stripes a-wave, it
was these that proved as they bore
the vital lesson of the Day.
These We're the children who were re-
Gently organizd in a patriotic society
known as the Knights and Ladies Of
Honor by Rev Leonard j. Christlcr.
The celebration of the day was in
the main formal, though in some ways
notable as it introduced as orators two
neWcomers-the Rev L. j. Christler
and RI. W. Lewis. The Rev. Mr..
Christler has often been heard since
his arrival on religious and civic
topics; Mr.. Lewis has as often been
heard i'll the courts; but neither. be-
fore has had the opportunity to speak
to the entire public. Attorney Lewis
read Lincoln's Gettysburg address in
the cemetery with fervcr and depth
OF expression which at once affected
his audience and held its attention to
the repitition OF the grand Grafton Of
the martyred man which paved the way
for the perfect reconcilition of his
country The Rev. Mr.. Christler at
the afternoon exercises held at the
West Side school in the afternoon
proved equally eloquent along new
lines. Prayer at the grave was by the
Rev. F. w. Pool of the First Presby-
terian church.
The afternoon exercises were OPEN
ed by a patriotic address by Mayor L.
Newman. The singing of ''Tenting en-
on the Old Camp Ground by the
children of the public schools proved
diversion from the usual routine Of
the holiday that was pronouncedly
welcome to the large gathering Of
patriotic citizens. The recitation of
Roll CALI by Leroy Reed and the
reading of the Blue and the Gray by
B. Ling were features of The exercises.
A special male chorus was organized
for the occasion and it sang FAmeri-
ca and when Circles are Broken.
The benediction of the day was by the
Rev. w. B. Young of the First Methc-
dist church.
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-31

Fort Benton, old-timer, thank you.
Your MINISTRIES came to assist the
Havreites Wednesday evening IN the
building of it's Mems Club. ....-
You made a splendid showing and,
better than that, you secured to- Us
some spondulix. Call on us, Old
Boy, any time we can make even.
Deep gratitude of Havre followed
the niger Ministries Of Fort Benton
when they took train Thursday morn
ing after their most excellent per-
formance in McIntyre's Opera house.
Even the Great Northern railway COM
pany knew that the organization was
a good thing worth fondling and the
regular train to Fort Benton was held
in order that the responsibles of the
aggregation might reach home and
duty on dot. Havres hope today is
that the stay of the visitors was a
greeable and pleasant; if in any way
Havre fell down in the matter Of en-
tertainment it was through ignorance
and not by design. Perhaps Havre
is young and strident girl, but she
feels that matron like Benton will
make some allowances.
We'll, anyhow" as Bobby Gaylor
would say, a minstrel show took place
in this town Wednesday night last.
It was the best show that has been
showed in Havre for years. 1t was
a Jim Dandy.
The purpose Of the entertainment
and the value of the Mems club ev-
elybody who reads newspapers in
Havre already knew about, as was
proved by the largest attendance ever
knowo in the Second street barn,
which has SO long been allowed to
disgrace the fair name of the city
under the nom-de-plume Of an opera
house. Suffice to report and remark
that the entertainment produced net
funds that will ensure the building of
the club. Fort Bentoners whenever
they visit the city after this will be
entitled to feel that this club is their
club, whether they wear pants, skirts
Or pantalettes. They have done even
more than Havre had done previously
to provide the wherewithal for it's
erection.
Havre will keep the names on the
program of Wednesday, May 20, 1907,
The Havre herald. [volume] (Havre, Mont.) 1904-1908, 1907-05-31
HAVRE HEARS BENTON|TES
Performance of the Visiting Amateur
Minstrels in Behalf of the Mems
Club Is Memorable Success

as a roll of honor-and of praise.
Technically, first in the line of
praise for stage work is Louise Pat
terson, who seems to be almost too
good to be true-as an amateur, But
the Dentonites swear she is and the
Hayreites have to believe it. As a
singer, Miss Patterson topped the
bunch, as we say on the range (not
forgetting the striking and more clas-
sical work Of Nellie Murphy (and as
all actress she had the whole Benton
bunch backed off the boards.
1t is the habit of some Northern
Montana newspapers to declare that
each number on the program was bet
ter than any Of the others-an i'm
possibility. The Herald simply fol-
lows the rule Of rendering unto Caesar
that which is Caesars, and, so, in
this same connection, must report
that the Sullivan Brothers (Jere and
Harry provided the star number Of
the program in their novelty duet in
costume entitled AN Automobile Hon
eymoon" The Sullivan Brothers were
called back three times-as they de-
served to be. 1t is probable that a
later number on the program would
have received even greater approval
had it not been for mistake of the
props in dropping the stage curtain
just after the excellent stump speech
Of Wallace E. Chase had led a large
portion of the audience to believe the
show over and to arise into wraps.
'"Tell Me, Dusky Maiden," rendered
by w. S. Towner and Harry G. Sui
livan and Frances E. Green and Nell
lie Murphy, was, as a feature, Tar
and above board the best thing in the
whole show, but the work of the
quartet was shamefully marred by
the haste of the audience for over
coats and capes. Their chance was
spoiled, although some folks in the
audience who were deeply appreciat-
i've compelled their entrance once on
an encore.
The solo Of J. S. Brown is not to
be forgotten in the mentioning, as
with the assistance of the Salvation
Army chorus-it brought what is
Oftimes stated as 'tumultuous' ap-
plause, meaning general applause
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