The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-06-06

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for shs holds the bcsi snarc u series /
Ard the Losrnameni trophy IL hers'
f-sArolins Ni~chkA Roberts in New
York Llte.
-wiie--A month sgo yoa said my |
husband couiin't live. and now he's
quite well. Doctor Madam. ran only
express my regret.
-Higscn Is going to marry tue wid' |
ov Weeds. Indeed | always thought
be- bad Al eye on Der daughter. SO he
bad. but the mother had an eye on
him.
"A lIiile city boy out 10 ihe suburbs
Tor The hni time remarked. a. be look.
ell ont 81 the window 10 the morning
and SAW numbcriess dAndelions on the
lawns oh, mamma, just iook--ihe grass
Is all covered with frecklesl
Celia We do 40 hope you'll be able
V dine with Us on Thursday week. dear
Lady Gertrude. Lady Gertrade--l'm
40 sorry, I'm afraid can't possibly, as
have 10 ehsporon my maid that even
ing 10 one OF our village dances in the
church schools.
No, growlcd the chronic kicker, |
don't see why can't have as much as
my neigbbor has IL amt right. Very
well, replied a passing mierobe. one Of
your neighbors has the smallpox. III
attend 70 you a. once,
--Eva--And you don'i object to rid
ing in crowded cart Kaiharine-No
At all. Eya--Bui don't you know the
crowding and showing will dissuange
your hair' khthsrine-0h. don't
mind that When &c, OF people think
have a genuine automobile tousle.
Il do wish, said Mrs. Stiles, that
you'd try 10 keep yourself heater. But,
my dear, protested her husband. you're
not so carcful-l'm mott I'm certainly
more careful OF my clothes than you.
That's just it. You should be more
careful Of me.
"A young lady Of very extraordinary
capacity lately addressed the following
letter " her cousin; We is all Well,
and Mothers got his Terrix, brother
Tom is got the Hupin knugh, and sis
Der Ann has go, babee, and hope
these few lines will find you the same.
Rite sumo. Your aphec,iona.e Kuzzen.
Bertha Burnett - Such n horrid
dream had last night. imagined an
angry COW chased me, and just rs the
horrid thing was about 10 overtake me
the Billy Blond-The hero, meaning
me rushed 10 the rescue' Bertha Bru-
nett-No; the fence you were trying
70 scale broke down and-and woke |
up.
Bishop Sanford 0lmsted Of Color
ado, at dinner in Denver, said, apro-
pos OF Sabbath breaking: | was talk.
ing 10 an eastern clergyman the other
day about his church attendance. |
suppose. ] said, that in your district |
rain Affects the attendance considera.
bly,. He smiled family. Indeed. yes, |
he said. ] hardly have vacant seat
when i is too wet for golf or motoring. |
They told the youngster 10 soak |
his feet in tub OF salt water il he
wanted 70 tougher them. He soaked |
his hands, too, with good results. One
morning his father said he would whip
him on returning at noon. AT noon the
father returned and found the young
sscr sitting in a tub OF water. What
are you doing that fort he demanded.
Because, replied the youngster, You
said You were going to give me a lick
ing.
The Rev. DIR. fourthly was read
ing the evening lesson from the book
Of Job. Yea, the light Of the wicked
shall be put out At this instant. by
one OF those inexplicablc accidents tina.
sometimes happen. all the electric
lights went out. leaving the church in
total darkness. Brethren, said DR..
fourthly, without moments pause,
In view OF the sudden and startling full.
fillmcnt OF this prophecy, We will spend
few minutes in silent prayer for the
electric lighting company.
Did you not have your nails polished
by a blond lady on Tuesday morning'
asked the attorney. | decline TO an.
swrr. SAID the witness. Did you no, {
have your hands massaged by the same 9
blond Lady Wednesday afternooni per. c
sisted The lawyer. decline 10 answer. 4
again said the witness. Did you no, 9
have your nails polished BY the same 9
blond lady on Thursday inquired the 9
lawyer. decline 10 answer, declared }
The witness once more. But why do c
ycn refuse 10 answer interposed the
coun. Because be asks 100 manicuri- v
ous questions, stated The witness. and b
Immediately fell from the chair ii a G
faiui. Ii
Hop Ii bad bought cheap ba, y
warranted clock. 1.-THE end Of week 7
be returned 10 the shop from which he !
bad procured hi. iirnepiece, with no v
rxpfcssson on his face, bat with eyi. .
lent bewildcrmen, Of mind. She 20 =
Tick, clack. click, clack. all light. tree q
lay. be announced 10 the young wo-
man who waited on him. | wind All .
ighi, samse you say. Nea' ,wo dsy =
'he w click, click --elack click,--clicli !
lack, | stake her so,--down- e
sol--louDd-so! no good. She stop ~
lick sos stop clsck- only 40 when "a
lake. ssy give me one less Stake. q
more click. elsckl
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