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Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Little courtship Comedy.

A good-looking. well-to-do bachelor
OF Manchester was being teased by
some young women OF his acquaint-
ance for not being married. He said:
III marry the one of you whom on q
secret vote you elect to be my wife. !"
There were nine women in the COM
pany. Each one went into corner
and used great caution in preparing
her ballot and disguised her handwrit-
ing.
The result was that there were nine
votes cast. each receiving one. The
man remains a bachelor. the friend
ship is broken up. and the women. all
mortal enemies. united in the one de-
termination that they will not speak to
the man aeain.-The Taller.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

chronic case. At one time I had to use
crutch and cane to get about. My
back was lame and weak. and besides
the aching. there was a distressing
retention Of the kidney secretions. I
was in bad way when ! began using
Doan's Kidney pills in 1901. but the
remedy cured me. and have been
well ever since"
Sold by all dealers 50 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, y. Y.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

The american contractor stood at
the base Of the great pyramid and
looked at the venerable monument in
disgust
It's A big pile. all right ne said /.
"and it may do well enough for Egypt,
but II man in the United States
should turn out job Of stone work
Ike that the papers would roast him
from iioboken 10 Hegewisch~
Turning away disappointed. he con
soled himself by taking a ride on a
camel which animal he found fully up
10 all the descriptions be had read OF
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
sERmoNETTE.

: IN prosperity David forgot not ,
Z God. There is forcible sugges- J
q ton In the fac; that the chap D
Z ter which tells OF Oavid's sue
= eesses Is followed by a chapter
telling Of his sincere and hum
Die devotion to God. This is
not the usual order. We are
: prone TO forget God in times Of ,
: prosperity. while our periods Of |,
Z religious fervor are encouraged J
Z and inspired by sdVersities.
Z The deeeitfulness Of riches )
Z and and the pride Of life are pit
: falls which David seems to have }
successfully avoided.
Gods blessing followed by
: mans devotion is the Divine or
: der. we love him because he
Z frs, loved US" We give TO
q him because he first gives 10 /
Z US. We find the incentive for /
q service ir the fact that he sent
= his only begotten son TO minis
ter unto Us.
Uxxah's death troubled David
and caused him to fear God with
= a supers;itious fear. The bless
4 ing upon the house Of obedom
q where the ark rested filled his
4 heart with Cody fear. There
q is vast difference IN the two
= kinds Of fear. Ono is grounded
in suspicion and dstrust. the
other in love. The one repels.
the other attracts. For perfect
= love easteth out fear.
= Gods hand Of Judgment fell
q upon Uzzsh. while his hand Of
Z blessing rested upon the house
4 Of ohedou1. Why the difference7
= Just this: One knew God. the
other did not. One was sensitive
to the Divine presence; the
other was not. One had due
reverence for holy things; the
: other was Of that profane nature
4 that dsres violate the sanetity
Z Of holy things and disobey the
q plainly spoken commands Of
q God.
David did not let any false
ideas Of his own dignity and i'm
portsnce as king come between
him and his God. In bringing
= up the ark he laid aside his
4 royal robes. his crown and scep-
Z ter, and attired in the garment
Z which betokened complete con-
= secration to God. he danced be-
Z fore the Lord. This was as il
should be. for the heart which
would truly worship God must
come into his presence with that
sincere humility which strips Il
4 Of everything human and that
q genuine reverence which exalts
Z and glorifies God and aliases
Z self. u to-day such spirit
could prevail among the wor-
shippers who assemble in the
churches OF the land what a diff
ferent atmosphere would perre-
ate the service. Neither by
q dress nor by pompous, forbid
q ding dignity could the rich and
Z the distinguished be told from
Z the worshipers OF more humble
station. There would be a 10y.
full abandon TO the service
which would make one forget
everything but the Lord and his
: glory and majesty and power.
v.v.vv.W.vU.vvv
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

enc who always forgave. even when
We hurt her the most 1t means tbe
one woman-"tke mother"-to be
ours, from out the whole world. til
death does us part.
IL means that which lightens toll
sweetens poverty, divides our trouble
and shares our joy. and makes our
me worth the living. 1t means that
which marks for US with perennial
youth and beauty, the bent shoulders
the faded eyes. the wr,nkled cheek.
the toilnaFdened hands and the halt
Ing iesL
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Will interest the thou
sands OF veterans who
came back from the
Civil War suffering tor
lures with kidney com
plant. Capt. Ely says:
Il contracted kidney
trouble during the
Civil War. and the &C
casional attacks final.
Is developed into a
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Tho leading lady Of road company
playing in one Of the smaller cities In
Ohio concluded that she would press
some Of her lace collars one morning.
She accordingly rang the bell. and
when the hall boy appeared said:
Bring me up a hot iron"
In course OF time he returned empty
handed. and when the lady answered
his knock he said:
Il couldn't get Il for you. lady"
"And why not?" she asked, mysti-
fed
The bartender said he didn't know
how TO mix it,
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY i-eai sppiicsfi1us they cannot reach the di>
esaed PORTION q the There i only QUE way to
deafness. All that = By constitutional remedie.
Deafness Il caused BY an infamed eondtlgu Of the
mucous iiGlng % the klstschian Tube. Nhen this
tube 10 infAmed yu1 have rumhiing snund or i'm
perfect bearing and when Il 4 entirely cu-ed Deaf
ness 4 the result and uuie-s the Inflammation be
tsken out and this tube restored 20 It's norma cuudi
ton hearsg Wtli he destroyed forever; nire cases
q ten csussd by tstarrh. which T. nothing
bar an in1amed cun9ifiun u the muepu. surfaces.
W-~I give one Hundred Dollars fur any case u
nsafnes. icaused ~ cstarrhl that cannot be cured
By HAIRS CatArrh Cure. ~ead flr circulars. free.
, ). CHENEY co. Toledo. o.
Sold BY Druggists. sc.
Take Hairs Family Pilis for constipation
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

After their honeymoon to Niagara
Falls they came hack and settled on
the old farm.
Gracious. Sile," said Cynthia. why
are Won in such bad humor?"
Making butter is blamed hard
work" grumbled Sile. removing the
beads from his brow.
"oh. cheer up. Sile. Don't the poet
say that it Is love that makes the
world go round'?"
Yes. but. by gosh. it don't make the
churn go round"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
The First Steamboat.

About dozen years before the IS
English colonies declared their indie
pendence from the mother country,
William Henry, native of Chester
county, Pennsylvania, attached a
steam engine to an old bateau and
managed TO steam for some distance
down the Conestoga river. but by some
mishap the boat was sunk.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Worlds Richest RanLs

The Bank of England is the richest
bank in the world today. The bank az
France comes next. The Bank OF
France is not state institution
though the governor and two deputies
are appointed by the president of the
republic aud are removable by the
minister Of finance. The bank prac.
tically represents the financial powe,
of the republic.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Go with sick bodies. Eyes weakened nv
malaria, syphilis and rheumatism are re-
stored to strength by Leonardi's Golden
Eye Lotion. Inflammation and soreness
cured without pain in one day. Insist on
having "Leonardis-i makes strong
eyes.
Guaranteed or money refunded. Drug
gists sell it at p cts. or forwarded pre-
paid on receipt Of price by S. b. Leonardo
& Co., Tampa, Fla.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Cool.

What does that stranger on the
beach mean by his signals?" demand
ed the man at the helm. Did you
ever see the fellow before?"
NO" answered the girl in the yacht
ing cap. but he has just proposed to
me by wigwag. and l have accepted
him. Our engagement, therefore, is
on. Kindly put me ashore"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
What Love Means,

l-ONt
Do you know what il means9 asks
a writer in the Chicago American. Not
IN the dictionary. but in the hearts of
US who are still old-fashioned enough
to believe in it, and to believe that
this dreary old world has love 10
spare for humanity yet.
II means the little head cuddled
against the mother breast. 1t means
that which bore with us through years
OF folly, and pain. and unwlsdom. The
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
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postage prepaid. Take no substitute.
Quin-Sharpe Drug Co., Vicksburg, Miss.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Dutch al Home and Abroad.

Holland has a population Of only s.
100000. but there are 10000 900 Of peo-
pie in the Dutch East and West In
dies. The Dutch are not at present
much addicted to emigration. In the
United States. at the time OF the last
census. there were only 100000 per-
sons Of Dutch birth. The number Of
Netherlanders in the Dutch East In
dies is barely 10000.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Gobsa Code descended painfully
from his 90-horse power limousine.
Il wish to purchase" he said, an
engagement ring"
Yes, sir" said the eager clerk. we
have just imported a superb ring. sir
two ruby hearts surrounded"
No. said the aged millionaire. in a
disillusioned voice; no. that won't
do. There is only enc heart concerned
in this affair. The girl is marrying me
for my money"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Faithful Friend.

Johnny can't come to work to-day.
sir.
Why not
Hes troubled somethin awful with
heat exhaustion. sir
All. yes Its chronic, isn't it,
"Ye-yes. sir"
But didn't | see him playing BAH In
the vacant lot this mOrniug?"
"Ye-yes. sir. You see. when he
plays sSll. sir. he forgets the pain,
sir"
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Had Measured II,

How far" asked the first automo-
bilist as they met at a turn in the
road. lis it from here TO the next town
where there's a repair shop"
Eleven hills. three bad bridges, one
long stretch Of deep sand. and two ar
rests" answered the second automo-
bfIist
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

The great question in life is the suf.
fering we cause; and the utmost in
genuity of metaphysics cannot justify
the man who has pierced the heart
that loved him.-Benjamin Constant.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
His,n.

Paiient-If you'll allow me to speak
that tooth you insist upon pulling is
not the one that aches.
Dentist-Coufould 1t. sir-who's do
ing this iob-you or me?-Harper's
weekly.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Fine feathers may not make fine
birds. but they attract attention to
some birds that would otherwise 60
unnoticed.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
Coal Of In,sr.,.llar sraer.

Quite recently. saws an English
Journal, the heat Of the SUI has been
reproduced in an electric furnace. and
Sir James Dewar has obtained the coal
OF interstellar space
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

FIIS. 8 Vitas Dance AMI an Nervous
lh-ea-s- rrrIua neutiy cured hy Dr. khne's
Dfrat Nerve Restore SID for FREE - ~
TRIAL hotilr srd treatise Dr.. r n Nm.
Ii. sol Arch :. rhiadelpha. T.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19
HERITAGE OF CIVIL WAR.
Thousands Of Soldiers Contracted
Chronic Kidney Trouble While
In the Service.

The experience OF Capt. John l.. Ely.
Of Co. +. 18th Ohio. now living at 500
East Second street. Newton. Kansas.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

A woman IS easily managed when a
man takes her hand in his love.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Err,ine ea--fuiiy every bottle Of CAsToRrA.
safe md sure rrueiy for in,ants and ehildren.
md see Int Z
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Nr. Winsio~s Soothing Syrup.
fer rnirca teethinz. softeus the gurs reduces IN
7Anra ssio1 AAys p.il. cures wnd eoiic. &C bottle
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

4 man can do no wrong-after the
undertaken gets him.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

suffered with Eczema for forty
years and could Sad nothing 70
cure me until tried s. s. s.. I
suffered intensely with the itch
ing and burning; pust1ies would
sticky euid; crusts would come on
the akin aad when scratched OF
the skin was LEFT as raw as q piece
or bcer i suffered agony in the
long years I was atsicted, but
when used s. 8. 8. found = per.
fecr cure. There has never been
SeoekmAn, Geb.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1907-09-19

Scripture Authority - Samuel
chapter &.
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Service is perfect, and cuisine IN
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memory that seems to remind you
to come again. For good eating
dine here.
THE METROPOLITAN"
RESTAURANT
Telephone 32t
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These caps are patented. You
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Being water-proofed on both
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ne ever expected. He wants anOthef
months treatment, and thinks by The
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-06-23

water or to reach for a match he'd draw
himself into a knot, all ready 70 jump out
OF the compartment In front Of us II we
showed the slightest disposition to beat
him TO the dining car.
When the call finally came he'd literally
oatapult himself out OF the compartment
then out OF the car, then through all the rest
Of the cars. brushing aside and all but
knocking down the other people leisurely
bound for the diner. There are q lot Of
these beat everybody to the diner kind OF
travellers In this country, and they're an
annoying species OF jou neying hogs.
'Ths gimme all the room there 10 hog was
there. too, at washup time on one OF the
the mems washup room, nor the BecoRid,
nor the third but when he got there he'd
promptly begin to push the gear Of the
other men around SOS to make more room
for his own,
he opened and spread out four bags and
suit cases. the contents OF which IL seemed
TO be necessary for him to get at TO make
his toilet. He spread them all over the big
leather lounge and on the chairs, tossed
EN- on top Of other mems stuff, monopoliZed
most OF the hooks TO hang his things on,
spraddled his legs out 30 that he occupied
the room in front OF four wash bowls,
allowed the water TO stand in the basin he
used, swept all the towels in the overhead
else could get within reach of them. and
generally enacted the role of the male hog
a-rail as II he'd been reheaPsing it n1bst OF
his life-as probably he had been.
I don't mind railroad travelling. 1t
isn't 30 tiresome in itself. But l wish some
modern ~Turveydrop would start a school Of
department for railroad travellers"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-06-23
LANGUAGE THAT DISAPPOINTED.
All That 4 Strong Man Said Under Great
P~rOyOcation.
From the Providence journal.

Il don like to hear a man swear as q
general thing. said the girl OF some expert.
ence, but there are times when 1t seems
justihable. and then | like TO know that a
man can relieve his feelings. The other
day ! had what was a real disappointment,
though it's dreadful TO admit IL.
Il was walking up Westminster street
with a man you know, and his hat blew on,
fell under the wheels of a trolley and was
absolutely ruined-a new hat, tool What
do you think that big, strong man said? He
picked up the remains. looked at them for
q time as II he we're struggling with some
strong emotion aud then observed miidlE
Dear me-"
so you wanted to hear him swear?" iu-
auired the man TO whom she poured out her
tale.
We'll. ] thought he would use ut least one
big D." replied the SRI.
MY dear girl" said her companion, chat
man you were with IL probably the most
profane man In Providence. and on what
you might call ordinary occasions he can
swear for half Rn hour without repeating
himself. There are, however, times when
words Is inadequate sud he doubtless
realized that all the cuss words he knew
were too feeble for the occasion. / assure
you there was more heartfelt bitterness Ia
that mild expression than IN all the oaths he
knew"
'PerhAps.' said the Riri, but Il really
seemed 30 pitiful that ! wanted 70 say thinEs
for him"