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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
Card. q tlanks, ebituarx ne,le.,. II,

Cards Of thanks, obituary notice. -
buttons OF respect etc, viii h
charged at the rate Of ten cents pe,
line. No charge less than rs cents.
All advertising announcements ~ a,
tertainments, whose object Ia the
raising Of money. will be charged n
the rate Of fifteen cents line.
Advertising notices, news FORM. will \.
excluded from our local columns. q
cept ouch as refer to advertisers 49,
cupying space in our advertisso.
columns, and will be run under :
separate head on one Of the locs,
pages.
Subscribers who fail to rseeivs N.
Journal promptly will confer fayop
by notifying the Office immediately.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

Augusta friends Of Miss Susie Love
joy of Sidney, who is suffering from
diphtheria and has been very i'll, will
be gratified to learn that on Thursday
she was reported to be slightly better
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

Charles King of New York has ar.
rived in the city on matters of bust
ness connected with his estate on the
east side of the river.
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Situations Wanted...F Female

PLAIN SEWING OF ALL KINDS.
i''iu'o apr15d2w'
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LOCAL MATTERS.

George T. Ordway of Portland was in
the city on business yesterday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

Mrs. II. r. Randall will continue y
operate the paint shop at $40 ware
street, under the management of =. ~.
Hayes of this city. Mr.. Hayes was ~,
Is years with the late Mr.. Randall aiu
will conduct the work in the same nf''
class manner as heretofore.
apr 22eodst
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A GOOD DOG. CAT OR BIRD is al

ways wanted and always for sale.
Both parties are sure to meet in
the Journal Want columns and a
trade always results.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

WOULD LIKE A CUSTOMER FOR
A DESIRABLE PLACE TO BOARD

Some place near electric railroad, any
place on the road from Manchester
Forks to Togus, by an elderly man.
Please write stating the weekly priC:
beard and washing. My address is j.
Daley, Gardiner, Maine, Route Is.
apr23d&w1mo
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YOUNG Women Wanted

At the Worcester Insane Hospital as
attendants. Good wages with two
years course in training school. Fol
circular Of information address DR.. H.
M. Quimby, Supt., Worcester. Mass.
f7dt1
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

Fresh cut carnations, all colors sV,'
per doz., o. P. Robbins G. Son, Tel. 80
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

FRESH CUT FLOWERS EVER!
day. F. D. Hartshorn. Tel. Zls-"
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A SMART RELIABLE BOY looking

for a job will save lots of shoe
leather by consulting the
Journals Want columns.
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LOST, FOUND, ETC.

BUNCH OF KEYS OWNER CAN
have by calling at the Journal Office and
paying for this ad apr26d2t
AUGUSTA TRUST cos. BANK
book No. APP. Finder please leave same
at bank. apr6d3v'
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NEW ADVERTISEMENTS TODAY.

Justfood.
DIR. Cooper.
Grape-N Nuts.
e. w. Wakefield.
G.. w. Wadleigh.
Messer-Perley Co.
Cusick & Lincoln.
f. F.. Davis e. Co.
Hostetter's BittcI-S.
Collateral Loan Co
Observation-Disclosures Il
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

FARMS FOR SALE NEAR Angus
ia and Gardiner, Me. Apply Ia III. 3.
Sawyer, Augusta or Gardiner. Me.
apr11dtf
FARM ms U RIA N c. e. WE ARE
agents for several leading stock compa-
MES that insure farm property. Macom-
Der, Farr e Written. aprlldtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

,Marden's Velvet Ice Cream. Pnous
coll apfstoi"Is
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FARM OF THE LATE JONI w.

Reed located only II mile from Gardiner.
Me, or the Brunswick road, this farm is
one of the best in Eenncbec county,
story and half house and ell, large barn.
pumped into house and barn. also large
spring near buildings. 80 acres lana I'M
der high stat" cultivation, about equally
divided in tillage and pasture. moving
land all in Jne level strip of ABOUT 20
acres. cuts between 50 ard ~ tons hay,
haS~larGc orchard OF early and winter
place will ne sold at - great sac.ihc" to
settle the estate at once. Apply 10 III +.
Sawyer. q? Water street, Gardiner. Me.
Telephone 1876. lpr20lte
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
AUTO INsURANcE-THE INsUR-

ance Company of North america issues a
policy covering automobiles wherever
they may be against fire Including IRE
originating within The machne). expo
sion. lightning. theft. collision. and de-
raiment twhile on railroad car In tran
sao. stranding. sinking. burning and col
lison (while on board any water convey
ance Being valued policy you thus
avoid disputes with the Insuring Com
Ianv. and the necessity of proving valle.
Total assets, SlO.7i 399. Macomber. Earr
G. Written. Agents. aprl7dtf
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Journal Wants Bring Quick Results
rto
HOUSES and HOUSE LOTS
kENDERHOOK

HOUSE, NO SO kENDERHoOk
St. Randolph. Nc. Is minutes walk to
G Ga. and Randolph bridge. lot soxl log
feet: S rooms with summer kitchen. H.. Ell
aud shed. garden, apple trees, naL ft
wood floor in kitchen. both well and clty
water. 500 if taken at once. Apply 70
II. Il. Sawyer. 2j9 Water St, Gard5 1n1t:
Me. Tel. 1S-6. api@ooll
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
FOR SUMMER SEASON AT THE

Ocean House. Old Orchard Beach. Maine,
the following first-class American help:
Pastry cook and an assistant, second
cook laundry woman, dish washers,
chamber girls. table girls and porter. Ap-
ply before May 1st to Pierce e. Abbott,
Props, % Wakefield St. Lewiston. Maine
mch29d1mOt
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
-ARGE 90 ACRE FARM WITHIN

two miles of Gardiner. Me. Buildings in
ell. barn. etc. including all farm nipple
merits used on place together with carts
wagons. etc. This place will be sold at i
surprisingly low figure for quick sale.
Apply to Fl. +. Sawyer. Gardiner. Me.
80 Water st. Telephone iS-6. apr2Jdtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
AN EASY PRosLEM 70 SOLVE

AN EASY PROBLEM TO SOLVE
Why is it Mr.. A. II. Hunt is busy hauling
furniture! It's because he has the only
Boston furniture wagon in Augusta ano
knows how to handle and load same. Ii
you want to be moved right and have the
price right just call at QuimtyS Art
Store and leave your order. or Tel. 3J-l2
or 22t-21 at residence after 6 p. NJ. He
will also move your ashes and docs all
other kinds of trucking. A. II. Hunt:
Augusta. Me. apr22d1wt
ONE HORSE DUMP CART IN GOOD
condition, must be cheap for cash. Ad-
dress r. F. ID. 10. Box lis. aprlIdtf
HORSE CLIPPING AT PENNEY'S
Livery stable, Is Oak street. Chas S:
Leighton. aprl9d3w'
A COPY OF THE MAINE FARMERS
Almanac, by Daniel Robinson, for 1887
Write Kennebec Journal. Augusta, Me.
mch16d&wtf
PARTIES VISITING BOSTON WHO
desire board and a large sunny room. on
bath room floor. with modern con-
veniences, within eight minutes walk of
Mechanics Building. Address Mrs. 1. P.
Gould, Station A. Boston, Mass.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
8 RoWED YELLOW SEED CORN

Grown and cured expressly for seed; very
best for silage. c. Nj. Marshall, Ions OPS.
ham, Me. mcn1Vueet
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FARMS and farm BUILDINGS

IS TO 16 ACRE FARM IN CITY OF
Gardiner, Maine, within mile of bust
ness street, with greenhouse and market
garden business all established; 1E-story
house and al, large summer kitchen and
shed all connected; also large barn; u
mile to new electric line. This place mus:
he sold at once. Price no consideration
Apply to II. b. Sawyer, $50 Water St.
Gardiner. Me. Telephone 1876. apr26dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

A HARNESS AND WAGON. BOTH
are nearly new and in excellent condi-
ton. Inquire at 100 Maine avenue, Farm
ingdale. aWl'utt
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SITUATIONS WAM1ED..MALE

POSITION AS BooK-kEEPER OR
Clerk by young man. Can use Typewriter.
Best of rcfcre noes furnished a. to 'Fllr-
nctcr Address X Y u, care of kennebec
IorrnaI npr27d2w.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

EARMERS-TRY LONG WHITE
Tartar seed oats that do not lodse. re
o,ires hut two bushels of seed per acre.
our Weld 81 bushels to So acres. One
dollar rer bushel. Booker Ridge Farm.
Island Falls. Me. aprllulol-
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
AUTOMOBILE LIABILITY INsUR-

AUTOMOBILE LIABILITY INSUR-
ance. A policy of insurance under which
The Travellers Insurance Company as
sumes the liability imposed upon you by
law for injuries to persons caused by the
use of your automobile while driven ny
yourself or one of your employees 1rav-
elers. Total assets SD. 4Ol, 10. Macomn1r.
Farr & Written, Agents. aprlidtt
AUTO RUNAsoUT AT A GREAT
bargain Has only been run SIS miles and
10 In, absolutely perfect order. A. =. FL
field, 80 Cedar ST.. Augusta. aprlodti
ONE AUTocAR RUNAeoUT. SIDE
steer, two cylinder. 10 II. p. In frs
class condition with top. Reason for
selling. have larger car. II. J. Cross:
Telephone 2s-3 mchlodti
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
COMPETENT GIRL FOR GENERAL

COMPETENT GIRL FOR GENERAL
housework. Mrs. A. N. Goddard. q.
Water St. apr6dtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

A FARM OF SO ACRES IN NO.
Pittston, A. miles from Gardiner bridge,
barn, house Of 10 rooms, water in house,
Emma l.. Green. Gardiner, Maine, r. F.
d. No. 8 apr26d10t*
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AN local COUNTRY HOME ONLY

two minutes walk from China Lake. To
rooms. bath, hot and cold water. Plenty
of fruit for family use. Four acres OF
land il desired. Good fishing. Address
Mrs. r. c. Bartlett, % Bridge 81, Az hu
gusta, Me. apr-"ui"
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81 EonIoInh apr2JdLw<
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BOATS, MOTORS, ETC.
17-Foor LAUNCH AND COMPLETE

outfit, excellent condition. oak and cedar,
copper fastened mahogany deck. II;
horsepower. $3.50. Address II. Gillmor.
159 Oak street, Bath, Me apr26d3tT
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

CAPABLE GIRL FOR GENERAL
homework in a small family; one who
can take charge of the cooking. Write
to Mrs. A. B. Cook, Box 66S, Augusta.
mch19d&wtf
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

Randolph. Me, Y mile from Gardiner and
Randolph bridge, bounded by three
streets. The only available house lot
property OF any Size near Gardiner. !
Snail sell this property at rcasonaple
figure for immediate sale. Apply TO II b.
Sawyer, $50 Water St, Gardiner, NE: Iete
ephone 1876. app 1ou.i
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26

OF IIOclEI NgV-
usements-Mildred Holland
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1907-04-26
ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON MAJ

earn a good income corresponding for
newspapers. Experience unnecessary.
Send fer particulars. Press Syndicate,
Lockport, \. Y. apr2odot'
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MEAT ROUTE IN EAST AN

North Vassalbcro. nearly all cash trade
good teams; will sell at a bargain owing
to the death of owner. VIII sell for
about what tearns are worth. Address
Mrs. Enma F. Pope. "Admr." East
EaSsaltoro, Maine apr25dSt'
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
v.oe,sbl. Endowed With Brains.


Brain Of plant life are the tcndriis.
Sensitive plants reiract their leaflets
when people approach as II they re.
ssnted further intimacy. All vines
which develop climbing organs called
tcndrils will reach out toward us II
We place our hands In contact With
them. and will even use finger as a
support to climb on. These tcndriis
will wind Just rs readily around e
twig or grass stem. Tcndrils are cap
able Of exhibiting faculties and going
through cyoiutions more wonderful
than perhaps In realized. With their
sensitive tips they test the objects
they come In contact with. apparently
considering their suitability Ms sup
port. and then accepting or rejecting
them. as the case may be. The thor.
oughneas with which these tips do
their work Is illustrated by nm In.
stance with grape vine. A cherry
branch whose leaves had been various
ly punct,ircd and scallopcd by insects
hung near the tcndrii and u particular
leaf his Just one small hole In Its
blade. not over thrcc-sixtccnths OF IN
inch In diameter. So careful had been
the exploration of the leafs surface
that this one small hole had been dis.
covered by the tcndril. which had
thrust itself nearly three inches
through the opening.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
FRIENDS or HORSE paoresr.
Ask for Better Anti-crusity Rssuia.
tions In Germany.

According to the manager OF the
Berlin Society for the Prevention Of
Cruelty Of Animals. an excellent Or
nances or police regulations In Ger
many prohibiting the use Of the check
rein on horses with the exception OF
the police ordinances OF Berlin. The
only law In Germany. as far a. this
authority knows. which prohibits the
III treatment Of animals In that con-
tanned In the imperial penal code. &C.
cording to the provisions OF which any
one who publicly cruelty tortureA or
not exceeding $50 marks tS35.70p O,
TO imprisonment OF not over six weeks,
Throwing stones or other hard bodies
or mud at animals Is also punishable
by a fne not exceeding 60 marks
telt.3s) or an Imprisonment OF no,
over II days. As the existing statutes
are not regarded as sufficient properly
to protect animals from cruel treat
ment. the various societies for the pro
yentation of cruelty To animals In
Germany are endeayorins to secure
the enactment of new legislation
which would provide them with more
efficient legal support In their praise
worthy Efforts.
A leafiet published by the same SO
clety makes II appear that laws OF
Germany for the protection Of animals
from cruelty nre not as etflcient NJ
those Of tho United States. Although
the societies and even n number OF
horse breeders dcprceatc the use OF
tho check rein. they have not been sue
cessful hitherto. with the foregoing
exception. In bringing about It's aboi'
ishmcnt
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
savina Waits Of England.

Mrs. Close has a 1S5-acre farm for
pauper children in Canada. She has
there 13 boys and girls from England.
They attend the public schools and
at the same time exercise practical
training in agricultural work and
other useful subjects. She makes It
rule that the children shall be sent
back to England when they show any
disposition to join the army or the
nnsy or the merchant marine. or
when situations can be found for
them in England. The experiment
promises to be successful In every
respect, including saving to rate.
payers.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Practical Poet.

They were two minor or near poets.
They had surrounded several drinks.
but II was only the shank Of the
evening and the coin hadn't held out
to burn.
They sat Mt n cafe idly marking
becry rings upon Its polished surface.
I wish Burns was here" moodily
remarked the first bard.
'Um!"
81 wish Keats was here"
"um!"
"t wish Petrarch was here"
"Um!"
IL wish Omar was here"
II wish Croesus was here" peev
silly interrupted the other half of the
ketch.
because none of those other fel.
lows would have n cent"
Then they wandered out into the
night.-Puck.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Shy One Fare.

Inspector johnson. OF tho Columbus
Railway company. tells the following
story Of one of his new conductors:
The Inspector had boarded car on
one Of the East Side lines and .lanc.
ing at the register. noticed that there
were nine passengers on and only
eight fares. He touched tho conductor
on the shoulder. green man from
the country. and said:
you arc shy ono fare. There arc
nine people on tho car and only eight
fares collected"
by sosh.' said the conductor.
that's right" and hastily grabbing the
bell cord. he stopped the car and yell.
ius nt tho passengers ordered one of
them to "sit off"-columbu Despatch.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Increased Production Of Salt.

More salt was produced in the
United States in 1906 than in any
previous year, and the value OF the
product was greater than in any
year since 1890. The quantity was g..
9.4,133 short tons, or 2S,172,3SO bar.
rels. valued at s6.65s,35O. a gain OF
3rs,S76 tons. or 2,206,5SS barrels. over
the production in 1905. This increase
in production was accompanied by q
slight increase in price from $1.6S to
$l.69 per ton-not sufficient, accord
ing to some producers, to Offset the
increased cost of labor and supplies
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
saying .H.llo- to H..rt rhreb..

1T is q curious thing" said . prom
inent lecturer recently. how some
books have q strong rsdiating person
aiity. SO that you feel like saying
'Howdy' every time you come across
them. Last Christmas visited friends
back at the old home on the farm.
When the supper dishes had been put
away. the chores done and tho evening
lamp lighted We gathered beside the
organ for . good old fashioned sing
On the center table were strewn the
Christmas remembrauces taken from
Christmas tree on tho evening before.
Glancinx over them ] suddenly ex-
claimed Hello! my good friend.
Heilo!' and ~ the others looked up
with surprise. ] picked up . copy OF
Heart Throbs' and read to them from
Its pages the piece ] spoke In
school 20 years ago.
That was enough to set In motion
the friendly entertaining spirit OF
Heart Throbs. and tho music was for.
gotten as We took turns reading tho
humorous and pathetic bits Of prose
and verse that have been preserved
In this wonderful volume. Some books
have great literary value. some have
historical Significance. but Heart
Throbs is the only book know that
slaps you on the back In a friendly
sort OF way. suiting itself to your
moods and proving faithful to every
emotion. Next TO my love OF the Bible
I love Heart Throbs. II Ii tho most
notable book OF tho times"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Carefully Compromised.

Father is In a perfectly lovely
mood" remarked clarice. Don't you
think you had better ask him this
cycninI?'
Suppose you ask him!" suggested
Clarence.
.oh. ! can't" protested tho girl.
I'm too shy"
you ask him Just this one time"
pleaded Clarence. II promise you
that In the future I'll ask him. no mat.
ter how shy ! am."-Judgc.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
500 Reward. 500.

rhs resisfs Of this pAssr .iii be pIsa.< TO Learn
that there At lest dreaded isease that seieaes
has bsea able " care Ia all ils STAGES and that 10
catasrh. HAIRS csiArfh Care 10 tho oaiy pssitise
eafs uSu knSsn To the fneical fraiefally. Caisrfh
beax esasIiiatisasi diseass. requires ooastita.
u1aAl tfestmeai. Hare cAtArfh Car. 10 tsS-a To-
trfnaiiy acting directly uyoa the bla-i aai
saffsees OF The systom. thereby dcssfoyius the
feiniAtioa OF the dises.r. aad kisiaf ths pstieai
sfva<ih By baiidns ~ the c,a,situitsa aai assist
Ing asiafs In dsins is uofk. The prspsietafs hare
81 mach faith IN tis curative that they oasf
Oue uundfed Dollars fsf Any taAl tt falls 70
cure. send for list Of testimonials
Aiife.s y ]. CHENEY CO.. ro.edo. o.
Sold by eli pfussists. tie.
TAKE nAiIs Family ftlis sos eoassipaiioa-
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

down paIns and the Kidney secreliohs
were much disordered. thought
would not live long. but since using
Deans Kidney Pills am different
woman. can do my own work and have
no fear Of those troubles returning"
Soid by all druggists. 30 cents .
boz. Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. NY.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

sit In Q chair day
after day unable to
move about on &C.
count Of rheumatic
pains In my back.
hips and legs. ] was
short Of breath and
my heart would nut
ter after the least
exertion. ] had dizzy
spells and bearing
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
The Real Thinu.

Little Willie-"What is laughter,
pa?"
Pa-"Laughter, my son, is the sound
a man hears when his hat blows off
and rolls in the mud"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Cordially,
John w. Pritchard, Pres.
Brooklyn, N. Y, Oct. 1, 1907.

Brooklyn. N. Y, Oct. 1, 1907.
Dear Mr.. Pritchard:
Noticing Postum Food Coffee adver-
tised each week In your reliable pa
per, I concluded to try 1t, and feeling
1t duty towards those who may have
suffered as have from indigestion,
desire to state what wonderful bene-
fit I have received from Postum al.
though using only short time, and
not do. alone realize and appreciate
its good effects, but friends remark.
"How much have improved and how
well look, and tell the facts about
Postum every time, for since using
it have not had one attack Of indi-
gestion. 1t is invigorating, healthful;
does not affect the nerves as ordinary
coffee. and II properly made. most
delicious drink. Although I have not
had much faith in general advcrtis-
ing, yet, finding Postum has done so
much better for me than I expected |
am more inclined to prove all things,
hold fast that which is good" I am
so thankful for good health that /
want It known what a blessing Pos.
tum has been to me. You may us''
these few lines as an ad. If you SO de.
sire and my name also.
Very truly yours,
Anna s. Reeves.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Tho Rjoht Line.

First college president-What sor.
OF an opening did you have?
Second college presidential new
full back and three crack linesmen.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

About All That 10 In Il.
First Employcr-what do you think
Is In this war against the feminine en-.
ploycs' pompadours!
Second Ditto.-Rats!
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
As,hma,Ies, Read This.

n you arc afflicted with Asthma
write me ut once and learn OF some
thing for which you will be grateful
tho res, OF your life. Rev. J. II. RAIDER.
sss broadway. Denver. Colo.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
THE FACULTIES or JUSTICE.
Blind. Perhaps. But No Rsasenshls
PreeS Of Deafness Aise.

Judge Harlan. Who lives up on tho
hill. Was . passenger on . Fourteenth
street car the other day and was seat
ed next to = couple OF clerks Who were
deeply interested In some discussion.
which caused ono OF them to raise his
voice TO quite . high pitch. says the
Washington Star. This appeared to
make the other man rather cautious.
as he glanced wariiy around to see
II any one was listening to tho talk
OF his friend. Al this moment hs dis
covered the presence OF tho dignihed
Justice and turning hastily to his loud.
talking comrade. ho said: For
heavens sake. lower your voice: you
may have heard that justice IL blind
but that doesn't necessarily mean
that It's deaf also" Whether Judge
Harlan heard the remark II II I'M
possible to state. yet. all tho same. q
calm smile fiitted over his face at
the conclusion OF the young fellows
admonition to his friend.
A 'siIsht Difference.
My dear" said gentleman to his
wife. where did all those books on
astronomy on the library table come
from? They are not ours"
"a pleasant little surprise for you"
responded the lady. you know. you
said this moTnins that we ought to
study astronomy. so went to u book
store and bought everything could
ind on the subject"
II was some minutes before he
spoke.
My dear" he then said. slowly. his
voice husky with emotion. - never
faid we must study astronomy. ! said
We must study economy"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

Some Philippine cigars are foot
and o half In length.