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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
SENTENCE SERMONS.

Empty heads wag easiest.
Many a bitter root bears sweet fruit.
Lack of forethought does not prove
faith.
Fortune is an empty thing without
friends.
A slothful sermon makes a sleepy
church.
The only way to save time Ia to spend
It WELL
The worst thing about hell is to be
satisfied with it.
The man of good judgment will be
slow to judge others. [
The mind always is the sicher for
the SANDER 1t forgets.
The only safe argument with temp
tation is a swift attack.
If you court one temptation you are
sure to win score.
You cannot find happiness IL you
turn your back on health.
Souls that go to sleep on sentiment
do not wake up to serve.
The glory of God is not promoted
by the gloom of the godly.
If we do not cause our trials to make
us they viii break us.
There's short road TO heaven from
any point In right life
Folks who kick at drought make
most fuss over carrying an umbrella.
There seldom is anything N the head
when the heart always is in the mouth.
He makes the deepest dent on his
tory who has no time TO think how
much he weighs
The man who works only by the
clock never will own the clock By
which he works.
A lie Is poor port in any Gtorm; Its
tide runs swift to the whirlpool of
habltual deceit
So long as there IS any light In a
mans soul he does not believe lie can
do any of his sins IN the dark.
The man who cannot make I'D his
own mind always knows Just how the
universe should have been made.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
A capricious Appetite.

Its awful trying this catering to
sick girl" Mrs. Douglas confessed to
the friendly visitor who had called to
inquire for Amy.
Il believe this convalescent business
comes harder on me than her real sick
ness continued Mrs, Douglas, with a
deep sigh. I'm that put to II to get
something that she'll eat with a relish,
get all rlled up sometimes trying to
tempt her"
The visitor murmured something
sympathetic, and thus encouraged. Mrs.
Douglas went on.
Only yesterday" she said, "I got her
a pork chop and five cents worth of
marshmallows for her dinner, and IL
you'n believe me she turned up her
nose an said she couldn't eat mite 7"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
An Auto Accident in Italy.

At Bologna we put up at a famous
hotel. where the automobile stood in
the courtyard right up against the wine
press We spent our days agreeaby
enough in wandering through the arcad-
ed streets and reconstructing, in quiet
grassy corners, the varied history of the
ancient town. and then we resumed the
road for Florence. Fortunately our ear
seemed to like hill climbing and the
roads were good, though dusty. Up we
went, stopping only at Bagrie della POr
eta for luncheon: on to Collina, where
the finest. softest of views, spread itself
before our entranced vision; then down
we went. throwing great clouds of dust
on the cheerful Tuscans carrying their
figs and grapes to market. Suddenly
we were arrested by the loud explosion
Of a rear shoe, so down we got into the
dust to wait while the chauffeur repaired
the damage. One by one the peasants
came along, and instead of scowling and
telling us we were rightly served in our
turn for covering them with dust and
spelling their vineyards, they smiled
sympathetically and offered us grapes
and help and hoped the ''disgrazia" was
not serious.-The Travel Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

hat. | suppose that ought to be good
enough for me-
Don't you think / am right?"
"Oh, of course, you are always
right
And that style will 60 out before
the winter is over" said the man. "An
these very marked fashions do. They
get Initiated in the very cheapest kind
OF materials until the best people-the
really fashionable people-throw them
away. You know that Is so. I've heard
you say that myself"
"Yes, that Is so,' sighed his wife.
well, isn't it? And that last falls
hat is really as tasteful and becoming
as it can be and 1t wouldn't be at all
noticeable"
TITS lovely" agreed his wife, "And
as far as being noticed is concerned no
body is likely to notice anything wear
What does it matter?'
Don't talk that way" pleaded the
man. you know | want you to have
what you want and I don't grudge the
expense. But you say yourself that I'm
right"
Yes, you're perfectly right" said
his wife. But | want the hatl
want the hat! | want the hat !"
''Then If it's like that" said the
man, wisely, you certainly will have
to have It."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
aH1;j;j|Hsz;;f VI

Would you wear your straw hat
down to the office today" asked the
mans wife.
"By no MEANS" replied the man.
THAT is different altogether. If wore
my straw hat I'd have a crowd follow
Ing me. I'm wearing the same hat that
] wore last winter, though"
because 1t isn't conspicuous. If 1t
made you conspicuous you wouldn't.
You know perfectly we'll that you
wouldn't. You'd go straight to hat
ter's and get something that was In
style. But YOU want me to be conspic-
uous, and am"
DO you mean to say that sweet lit
tie hat you bought spick and span new
only last fall would make you conspic-
uous| demanded the man.
when every woman Is wearing a
totally different style? Certainly | do"
his wife replied, In nowlse modified by
the implied fiattery.
Every womang'
Every woman"
Every woman wearing those inyert.
ed. saucer-shaped ahominationsY''
Yes, II you want to call them that
Then, | think | should want to be
conspicuous" said the man. decidedly.
You can wear your straw hat, then
retorted his wife. "Of course If YOU
feel that you can't afford to have me
dress as other women do l have moth
Ing more to say. III wear shawl
over my head IL you think II is abso-
lutely necessary But | think"
Now, don't get excited, my dear
said the man. "You know perfectly
well that 1t isn't question of money.
i don't care anything at all about that.
was just arguing that II was absurd
to go to the expense when 1t seemed
to be entirely superfluous. When Won
get the worst of an argument that's
the way you always are"
Il don't see that have got the worst
Of it, said his wife
you never will see IT," said IN,
man. "Ill show you that you are omit,
Illogical. You say that you don't wan
to be conspicuous and yet you say tina
the trimming Is going to cost SIS"
IF l get the plumes, hut then cal
use them on some other hat. You sal,
just now that you weren't talkin
about the expense"
Wont - you - please-wait-u
I've done-talking2 begged the mar
81 was going to say that If you didn
want to make yourself conspicuou
what do you want to stick plumes /
your bat for? Tell me that"
"oh, I'm not going to argue abou
it." said his wife. "I1l wear my oil
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
One way to Balk Creditors.

Alterations to suit tenant" was a
part of the sign in one of the downtown
buildings, telling that a loft over tbo
store was to let. One day lately a proS.
pective tenant applied and expressed
himself as pleased with the location and
quarters, as well as the terms. AS to
alterations he had only one thing to
suggest, namely that the stair steps be
fixed to the top floor with a pair of
stout hinges, and cords be attached so
that they might be raised and lowered
in a way best illustrated perhaps by the
attachments of a fire escape. Anxious
to get a tenant and seeing no particular
objection to this arrangement, the land
lord complied. His tenant, a quiet man.
was wont to go to his quarters early in
the forenoon and at once draw the stems
up to the ceiling. A few only of his
many visitors, those, in fact, who gave
a peculiar whistle, were accommodated
by the lowering Of the steps. The Others
were ignored. The landlord, fearful lest
some unlawful transactions might be go
ing on in his building, called upon the
tenant for an explanation. "Oh," was
the reply, "my friends have the whistle.
The other fellows are creditors The
hinges are still working Philadelphia
Record
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

moral judgment of the community Is keen and severe
In this we find just for satisfaction
In democracy stability depends upon reign Of rea
son. and it is the fact that people that
gives assurance for the future Democracy con-
stantly to struggle against three abuses This is illus
tratd by concerted attempts the part of who
find themselves in strong position put others at
disadvantage by unfair 1t Is the business of
free government desiring far possible to give
individual fair chance to put stop improper prac-
tees designed to restrict the Of opportunity Then
there is the abuse Of privileges the gov
ernment self-the misuse of public franchises granted
upon condition that they shall be used benefit the
public. 1t is the business of free government Sc
cure the just of such franchises for the public benefit
There also the abuse Of the system government it
self by prosttutng representative powers TO selfish
vantage To guard against these abuses put end
to them where they exist the people constantly
alert.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
THE TRUE PARADISE.
BY Henry f. Cops

by 6suIy f. Copc.
THE kingdom of God Is within YOU"
Luke xviii, Fl.
The religion that has relations only
10 heaven and angels, or only TO SUI
preme being remote and detached from
daily life and from our families and
friends, our business and affairs, issues
IN personal self1shness and Is one Of the
causes of social disorganization and
need.
1t postpones to that dim future the
problems that ought to be solved in
the present. It promises those who
were broken with injustice and greed
of their fellows a place where right
would prevail and rest world be their
portion IN the future. II shifts to an
imaginary and ideal world all the per
plexlties and wrongs Of the real pres
emit world,
That kind of teaching ingrained in
generations accounts for the dun pa
tIence the stolld. bruteiike content Of
the peasant in Europe: he Is born a
bearer OF burdens tiller ~ the son, to
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
THE CAFES OF cHrNArnm,,
How the Oriental Restaurants Anna,
Anne O'Hagan "

A good deal OF illusion is strinnoa d,
New York's Chinatown by Anne O'Haann
in the current issue of the New Pa
way magazine. There are in New w.
she says, persons of accepted verooi.-
who claim that they have found Or;ar.1,
restaurants in the city which satiss-
their craving both for 'local COLOR ons
for decent food. They tell you. NIL
gusto, of the Chinese restaurants Wiz
such tea as you have tasted onlv y
dreams of tea is handed you in ~ N
Canton or in Royal medallion boVyIs Nv
friendly, sliding-gaited Cinnamon. Tboy
tell you of decorous parties of Chinese
merchants plying chopsticks skillfulIv ~
this table and of veritabIe family no. ~
ties at that. They thrill Won Will b fot,
of wars planned between the er- hos
ting Chinese ''tongs" in their very bear
ing. Jade and purple sink, peaeocks,
feathers, conspiracy, sandalwood. loss.
sticks and what not all mingle in tho
conception these enthusiasts give Van ~
the Chinatown restaurant.
When you, fired by these tales invado
the precincts with your trusty guarS
you are likely to be disappointed T5o
Oriental splendor of color is likely ~
seem to your eyes a tawdry display Of
paper lanterns, bead curtains and the
like. The Cinnamon look like the famil.
lar ones of the laundry or the curio
shop-silent, scornful perhaps in their
silence, drab in their garb; the women
Of the neighborhood who may chance
to enter make you shudder with their
lack-luster eyes, the paint thick mon
their faccid cheeks, their dingy fnerv
1t is all apt to be more depressing Than
an old-fashioned sermon on the wages
of sin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
WHAT WAS IT
The woman Feareds

The Woman Feareds
What a comfort to find it is not tne
awful thing feared, but only chrome
indigestion, which proper food can Fe
lieve.
A woman In Ohio says;
II was troubled for years with lnol'
gestion and chronic constipation. Al
times would have such gnawing In
my stomach that I actually feared !
had al dislike to write or even tninA
Of what / feared.
Seeing an account of ape-Nu@ !
decided to try It After a short tE0e :
was satisfied the trouble was Dot ~
awful thing | feared. but was stlil o"1
enough. However, was relieved u
bad case OF dyspepsia, by cnans'"'
from improper food TO Grape-Nuts'
Since that time my bowels na's
been as regular as clock. l nsa az
noticed before / began to eat u'apv
Nuts that / was becoming forgeuw :.
where put little things about -
house. which was very annoying
But since the digestive organs
become strong from eating Grape W.,
my memory is good and my uliD1
clear as when l was young anu =.
thankful" Name given by Postum -. -
Battle Greek, Mich. Read the ~ 4.
booklet, The Road to WeiivlHe'
packages. There's n Reason
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
a New Trade.

In New York school teacher was
asking the children what trades their
fathers followed but one little girl at
first refused to tell "Come. Rosie. you
must tell" said the teacher
"well. ma'am. he's worm-eater,"
said Rosie.
"A worm-eater?"
"Yes, ma'am. A worm-eater In an
antique
The puzzled teacher made a journey
to Rosie's home. and found Ii was Ell
true. Her fathers work was boring
,ite-llke worm-holes in imitation an
tlque furniture, to make it look genu-
inc
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
OUR SOUND MORAL STANDARDS.
BY Gov. Charles 3. Hughes

| believe that the moral standards of
the American people were never more
sound than they are to-day Consid-
erlng the tremendous increase in the
opportunities for wrongdoing, the Sc
ductive and refined temptation and
the materialistic appeals that are in
cident to our mode of life and the
material comforts which invention and
commerce have made possible, / be-
lieve that the manner In which the
ethical development of the people has
kept pace with their progress In 9TH
err directions may fairly be called ex-
traordlnary. We have disclosure of
shocking infidelity to trust and to pub
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

far from there being many different roads leading to
heaven, there is In fact only onevz obedience to the
divine revealed law. No may think himself
from obeyng 1t, and IL loses heaven he alone is
to blame
divine rule of conduct involving life and death must
be the for all men, it must be unchangeable and 1t
must be known easily. God might have revealed made
known the divine law personally and directly to each
individual man In miraculous and unmstakable man
If He had wished to do So but this neces
sary What He actually did was to make it known to
certain through the teaching Of Jesus Christ these
instructed by Him during three years, and
organized into teaching society called the church. and
He commanded them to Ego and teach all naons' prom
Using to be with them In their teaching until the end of
the world"
Jesus Christ has taught that those who will accept
the teaching OF the church those who do know
what the divine revealed law isin these plain and
mstakable words IF any Will hear the church.
let him be to the heahen the heathen of course
those who have not yet learned the divine revealed
law But God will make 1t easy for anyone to what
that law Is and to obey It, thus salvation II
he sincerely and humbly begs the divine assistance
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
really Not Surprising.

my goodness" exclaimed Mrs. Kid
der. Il don't know anything more sur
prising than the way our gas bills run
up"
"oh. that's not 50 surprising. re-
piled her husband. when YOU consider
how many thousand feet they have. 49,
Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
Not Eligible.

Miss Yerner-I do wish the vanGllts
would invite me to share their box at
the opera just once.
Miss Wise--Nonsense! You can't ex-
pect them to. They know you're not a
loud talker or dresser. Philadelphia
PfesS
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

than the evil disclosed the attitude of the people
toward It. Devotion to duty and strict discharge hon
orabe obligation to both Individual and public are not
hypocrticay preached but the sincere and nstent
demand of the American people from end of the land
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

Savings banks are established In 22s
schools in Scotland. There are 35.712
iepositors. with $4,000 to their credit.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
DIVINE LAW MANS ONLY GUIDE.
BY Francis B. Moore.

In the popular philosophy of our times a
fundamental doctrine has been evolved which
teaches that 1t is trivial matter what one
believes; for I'VE shall all arrive safe In the
better land, though we may have travelled by
any one Of many different roads," This is an
enchanting notion, and it would be quite sooth-
ing IL it were true; but If it Is not, the sooner
we discover its falsity the better for rs So
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
Glass Bathsubs Popular.

Glass bathtubs are coming into general
use in Germany.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

Some men need big humiliation
about so often to keep them reasonably
modest.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

single life has been produced In the last forty years In
the iron trade 1t has been the direct result Of law OF
Congress- enacted to benefit labor Under this law dur
ing years in which this enormous fortune was accu-
ulang the has enforced the collection of
tax from the Industries of the country ranging
from S2750 down to $3.50 per ton on his entire output
not one dollar of which intended did into
the treasury of the government but dollar of which
paid to this ronmaster. In dealing with wages he
firmly by the natural laws, never paying penny
than the law of supply and demand compelled The
law enriched the employer instead of the employee The
employer has built palaces and bought castles The
poyes live in the miserable shantfes before.
This act of Congress is still in force enriching the
a. organization of capital which the world has
known. My judgment throws to the wind all the
theories Of equitable distribution by broery love or by
legislation believe that in economic affairs the only
way get fair share is to be prepared always to fight
and when necessary to fight for It,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30
NO BRoTHERLY LOVE IN BUSINESS
BY A. B. Stickney.

have never seen much Of an exhibition
of the effects Of brotherly love in commercial
affairs, and my opinion Is that IL the presl-
dent of railway should attempt to run it
on brotherly love, the road would be scalped
bareheaded In thirty minutes, and at the end
of the month there would be no money In
the treasury with which to pay wages.
Probably the largest fortune which has ever
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-23
Fighting Nez Percc LIQUOR Gases

The case of George Dick VS.. Unit
ed States will be reached for argu-
ment in the supreme court of the
United States early in November.
The decision of this case will fl
nally settle the question whether the
United States, or the state of Idaho,
has jurisdiction in the matter of the
regulation of the liquor traffic upon
the entire Nez Perce Indian reserva-
ton. Upon the decision of this case
rests a question of vital Importance,
not only. to the liquor dealers upon
the reservation, but also to the coun-
ties of Nez Perce and Idaho, and to
the various towns land villages upon
the reservation.
To the liquor dealers, an adverse
decision means, to an absolute GER
tainty, term in the penitentiary.
Action upon large number of in
dictments, already found by the
United States grand jury at Moscow,
is being held in allegiance pending this
decision. Tribune.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-23
TT MUST RE TRUE.
Pendleton Readers Must Come to That
Conclusion,

Conclusion.
It is not the telling of single case
in Pendleton, but scores of citizens
testify. Endorsement by people you
know bears the stamp of truth. The
following is one Of the public state
ments made in this locality about
Doan's Kidney Pills:
c. w. Beale. expressman, living at
the corner of West Tustin and Aura
streets. Pendleton, Ore. says: II have
been troubled for the last four years
with a difficulty arising from the kid
neys, caused, think. by heavy lifting,
which my occupation required. When
I stopped, lifted and when straighten-
ed up my back would hurt severely.
The kidney secretions were Irregular,
contained a reddish sediment and an
noyed me greatly at night when !
would have to get up several times.
decided to try Doan's Kidney Pills,
which l learned about at that time,
and procured a box at the Pendleton
Drug Co.'S store, The relief was quick
and certain, and now after the lapse
OF nearly three years my continued
freedom from the old trouble gives me
the highest confidence in Doan's Kid
ney Pills. Such benefit as I received
can only be appreciated by those who
have suffered from backache and
kidney complaint"
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-an
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-23
Tn Craig Mountain Timber.

Bought Up Craig Mountain Timber.
Gradually the magnitude OF the
timber deal on Craig mountain, now
being carried out by the Northwest
ern Lumber company composed OF
Pennsylvania capitalists and lum-
bsrmen. is becoming public, details
of the important development being
from time to time published in the
Tribune. says the Lewiston Tribune
Yesterday morning the Tribune
told of the financing of the North
western company's affairs through
the Knickerbocker Trust company
disclosing that the magnitude OF the
deal would reach at least Sl'ooo'ooo'
Daily developments have been re-
ported, showing how energeucaliy
the Lewiston office of the company
has been devotlng its attention to
closing up the details of the import
ant deal.
TN TO Monday night Manager
George q. Hummer of the company
who arrived only recently from the
east to take charge Of the company $
affairs here, had closed deals on lo,-
900 acres of timber land for which
title had passed and by the first or
November the acreage acquired by
the company will reach 10000 acres
The claims acquired to date have
been secured at prices ranging from
$1,000 Ito $4,000. Taking the mini
mum rs the average price of the
claims the outlay of the company to
date would reach s15O,OOO, while the
maximum would be $4,000 1t Is
safe therefore to say that the pur-
chases up to last night reached a
quarter of a million dollars.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-23
WIN Get $4,000 for Fruit Crop.


w. I. Harmon, who is now the
owner of the old Frank Wheeler
ranch west of the city, is still doing
things in the way of fruit production,
From the apple trees of his orchard
this year he takes $500 boxes of No
fruit in addition to much larger
quantity which grades below The
No. stock, with the exception of the
Ben Davis apples, was sold at $2 n
box or better, and the Ben Davis at
81. Mr.. Harmon had an enormous
peach crop which he sold at so cents
a box. Altogether he takes in the
neighborhood Of $4,000 worth of
fruit off his place as the result of
the seasons labors.-Yakima Repub-
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-23
COMPANY TO CoNCEDE THIS.

In each and every case where Sex
inc Pills do not bring back strength
and steady nerves to any man or wo-
man who has used six boxes the COM
pany will either give-without addi-
tional cost-six boxes more for more
prolonged treatment, or will refund
your So. The company has been do
ing this for years and still does so,
without quibble or red tape. Besides,
they do not want you to hesitate to
send in your claim If necessary The
Pendleton Drug company endorses
every word of this This is the store
that sells all the principal remedies
and does not substitute