The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-09-12

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leges, or who had Good Things which
they wished him to back with mueA
Coin.
At last, in order to escape the wear
ing sound of the Ticker and get the
Hard Knots out of his Nervous Sys-
TEN, he ducked~ away to the Country
and left word behind that he had gone
to Europe.
he struck Rest Cure, where every
one dressed for Dinner and full Or
chestra tore OF Popular Music. He
saw the same Mournful Faces Of the
male and female Plutecrats who we've
trying TO purchase Enjoyment at 60
much per Day, and they did not seen
to have a tranquiIltzing Effect on him.
So he wandered away from the Hotel
and took to a quiet Country Lane, and
soon he was in the Deep Woods.
The Silence was broken only by the
Rustic of Leaves, the tapping Of the
Woedpeckers and the occasional Stunt
of some Feathered Warbler.
"This Is where Man really belongs
sighed the trac1f~sore Financier. what
an Artificial and profftiess Life we lead
there among the Sky-Scrapers. Our
Little Existence Is rounded off with &
French Menu and a few lines of Bro
mo-Seltzer in the Morning. We to5f
for years trying to get the Hammer
a Cash-In nobody knows whose Funer-
al It is, and the TroileyCars refuse 20
get out of the Way"
While he was thus Meditating he
came to Clearing in which there was
humble Shack with a dinky Lifts
Garden behind it In the Doorway OF
the Modest Cot sat a Rube who wore
a heavy Fringe on the Sub Maxillarf.
Above his Head bIoomed the symmet-
rical Morning Glory, aud the FRESH
smell of the Greenwood was mingled
with the pleasing Odor of the Store
Tobacco he was smoking. the while he
spelled out the Long Words in News
paper.
There's a Three-Sheet of Content
ment for you" said the weary Million
aire. 81 wish l had his Snap. Moth
ing to do except read about Crime and
watch the Squirrels. No one to call
him up on the Phone. No lying awake
at Nights wondering what the Attor-
ney- General is going to do When
he's hungry all he has to do is put on
the Griddle, pull a few Radishes, and
milk The Cow. No getting raped tA as
Annual Dinners. 40 struggle 10 butt
into the Headquarters of the Elite
How 1 envy him!"
So he approached the Man behind
the Whiskers and greeted him cheer
fully, for he felt that he would fain
know the Secret OF True Happiness.
You have a charming Joint here
said the Financier 'You seem to be
quite away from the hurry and turmoil
of the World"
yes, it is very LoDesome>" wSs TIA
8epiY. Il should IKE to
i've on the Main Pike, but Land is too
high. As soon as I sell my Hogs 1
hope to have Telephone installed.
Sometimes three or four Days viii
eiapse after an important Prize-Fight
ere learn the Result. This failure to
keep in Touch with Events is very try
Ing TO one who would be abreast Of the
Times
why should the Outside World cut |
any Ice with your demanded the MIL |
lionaire. Here you have a beautiful |
Sylvan Retreat. The Birds carol in |
the Trees. Nature is ever smiling. You |
are far removed from the carking |
Cares, the hard Tlrow-downs, and the |
Bunko Manipulations of the CONNER |
cial World. Are you not satisfledr'
How can / be when l read here IN |
the Weekly about a Newport Shindig |
where they have $500 worth of Ice
Cream? Why should ride Horseback |
when Yrra1