The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-24
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 Those Pbnippine horses that tried to run away with Bill Taft should have known better. It would be a strain on a couple of elephants to get away with Ayoirdupois Billy:
 is the silvery musical, soui-delight ting, | symphony known as the .gobble of the Alabana Thanksgiyins turkey'
 Tss ss e saz z.s .iz ss.$ ss ssst sss free and Judge sampson W. Harris ought to reprint his prose poem on the horn of the dogs. 1t would make Roosevelt forsake the barren bear track,--Sa- surely you are not speaking g sa,,s of Georgia possun, when there are the biggest, finest. fattest, specimens on earth in Alabamas to New York to intope for MT. Hearst and to i'll all the trumps of fame with a breath richer than Thessalian air, ls the way The Columbia state puts
 "So far" remarks The Washington Herald. "the list includes Wonderful Wa,shinggtonai aio,, Marvellous lar Manhattan. Comfortable Columbus, Ripsnorting Richmond. Moving Montgomery, Arid Atlanta and Desoiate Detroit Why the It is a trifie strange that no word has been received from Shifty Chicago Birmingham Age-Herald. Or Nutty Nashville, or Putrid Pitts ding Norfolk, or Malty Milwaukee. but what's the use?
 The Eufaula jail" says an ex- change, "remains empty despite the oyated and nice, new cots installed
 Truly some people have no appfeci- ation of the Beautiful.
 Despite the gorgeous descriptions of the Alabama 'possum by Drift" Arm strong, we are privately informed that there have not been eight 'possums Sssrs on r. Monsgo%Pery ons tasles Itk in ten Drift ."--Houstong Post.
 To the reuben and his girl the merry go-round is more than one round of |
 sAfter all. what Is nicer than fat, juicy prunesf for breakfast?" asks q writer in The Montgomery Advertiser. Whenever they begin that sort of talk, 1t is an easy guess that the landlady Washington Herald.
 With just one bagged twe can't oon- How can Teddy Bear to leave?
 We are compelled to confess that as Drift" Armstrong puts 1t, sounds good to us but only if applied to one of the nice inastfed possums of Hous- toms environs.--Houston Post.
 In Florence the canning plant is run ming overtime putting up the delicious Alabama sweet potatoes. and the far mers are getting biz: prices for their surplus. That Is going some
 w J Hughey and wife, of Severe beat, Perry County. are 82 and 79 years of age, respectively. They have ffty-nine great-grandchildren--totaI of
 Ohio claims to have made enough snd ehiS pR in ths stasc sxSry wisS ma yarss apiece. but will she do it?
 Now that Fish has sidetraclxed Harri- ring his bell, toot his whistle and pro
 Man wants but little here below be- dause his wife demands the Hons share.
 of 'em--but let lem De mixed with . goodly portion of perseverance.
 Wen, the old bear made gcane-
 Fashions may change. but assumed SsEE4p Ts De . s ssi RGpqss ss s ss worn
 Why do most people keep parlor fur- niture always covered up--to be seen and enjoyed when they're dead and Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today--unless it's your win ter underwear in changeable oli- mate.
 A scientist says that twenty years from now. we'll all be flying. Good news for the lawyers.
 limhurger cheeseMthe odor s of which wi Sa can raise the dead. -.-
 You're not going to wear those loud socks into the. ceneferys"
 ~weil. ali I've got to say is that Gabriei's efforts In the trumpet line will be entirely unnecessaryw
 Exeunt Omnes. | Man lives his little Span of years
 With grain of a smile To a peck of tears. He strives so hard To fan the spark But one night slips Out in the dark, And when he's gone How they indlte Unto his mem'ry Truths so white. N. If while he lived
 They turned away
 What good is praise
 To cold, dumb clay?