The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-11-29
DRIFT " CD BY PHIL H. ARMSTRONG;

T Gimme My Dreams. Gimme my dreams | You can have the rest | For after all l know they're best.
 The world rolls on Men come and go In spring the sun kIn winter snow. Gimme my dreams In the fire-light there, When I nod in My old arm- chair. Tho the winds outside May shriek and sigh---
 An the night birds scream
 An the ghosts fit by.
 Gimme my dreams Dear dreams of old Of blue. blue eyes An hair of gold. Of kisses warm An a throbbin' breast Oh, gimme my dreams
 You can have the rest'
 Remember, boys, it's ths football he he word locks. who is the center of fem- thine attraction these days. about the passing of the horse." but we notice a good many continue 10 pass this way. South Carolina advertises farms for sale at sS per acre. Even if the gold coins don't have Tn God We Trust" on them, very few of us will ever hold on to 'em long enough to get time to note the dtner- ence.
 Some of the graphaphone factories are shutting down because of the mon ey stringency, and there are, lot of crusty old men who are glad of it.
 The policemen of Wichita claim they don't know a joint" when they see It. These men are too good for po- : day school superintendents.
 Somehow or other Mrs. Bradley has not proven as popular star as htue A country exchange says: that prob ably the most unfortunate girl in sa- day of the dance. too."-
 dance on their feet-at least so we always heard. Mister 'PossuHm.
 Mister 'Possum. Mister 'Possum, Des winkfn' of his eye. An a chucklin' an a laffn' So you think he gWineter dfe.
 He's fatter. too. den butter.
 An his tale am tong an slick But Is a laffin cause dat tale Will soon be tween stick.
 Mister 'Possum. Mister 'Possum. Yeus de bes meat in de Souf- But soon vou'l be Erinnin'
 On de udder side yo' mouf.
 Don't you hear de or houn' bayin' Whar he's snfffin' at Yo' track? | An Is health uD de oven
 You's de one thing dat lax
 A New York girl was struck blins ano. Perhaps some of the rest of tho ful if they could be struck deaf
 Sometimes the very, people who hol where meals are furnished free" if they got 1t.
 Prof Bells tetrahedral flying ma. chine is almost ready for It's Initial Now, how, for goodness sake. could flying machine expect to get above the earth handicapped with a name like that? To all who are interested we would say that radium has Just been reduced from ss.ooo.0e to s1.ooO.ooo an ounce; " avoid the Christmas rush. 
 Naturalists have just discovered tha. eagles appear te wear pants. Of course--some of 'em do,
  A Kansas man has found a letter in | his desk which he thought he mail ed to his wife twenty-three years ago. | Twenty-thFee didn't mean skiddoo in this case. | A St. Louis man hasn't bought his | wife a new hat in twenty-five years, "St, Louis man." please send us your recipe. The Montgomery Advertiser claims | to know man who recently caught forty-three 'possums in one night. He cannot be charged with 'possum hog | gerry or with slaughtering. sfor slaugh- ter's sake. however, as 'possums are al ways taken alive. and this may repre- 1 sent as much as two weeks supply l for the family use se--Washington Her | aid. 1 Perhaps Alabama teld Georgia that it would take little bit of the same. from sheer force of haFit-TNpsks