The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-02-28

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Heachnr Tommy, apeU ~thrprsA.
Tommy Shall 1 spell It according Il
precedent or Presidentf
Il wonder what that ChInaman 4
doing up 80 later -ShirtA ! suppose
New OrIenas Times-Demoerak
All the. worlds I seass-h ut III -.
tority Of Us sit ia the salIsry and threr
things At the perforners.-Kansas CiU
World.
Ferdy Why did you stop calling on
the Maintenance girl7 Algy-W Why. tn
whole family seemed too glad TO ~
me !-LIfe
Jones See the wicked artist painting
on Sunday. Jenks-He might do werse.
Jones' (scrutinizing pIcture)-rm not
so sure of that-Judge
Longbow-W What l say Is true Be
sides, "Seeig Is believing" you Know
Wise Not always Lcngbow-Oh. yes
Wise-No. see you, for instance.
-Philadelphia Press.
oOA SEE ~ ny CdSAuR HCNCA BCN8
along as salesman He's the glib
best talker l ever knew" That's just
it. He's so smooth everybody suspects
him. "-Detroit Free Press.
1 Paw, when there's big banquet,
why do they always have spoiled
cheese to wind 1t up with" Because,
my son, it makes you forget the earlier
courses. Chicago Tribune.
Describe as nearly as you can" said
the judge, 1.-THE assault the prisoner
made on you" 1T wor Just g COM
mon ordinary brick, sor." replied the
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Miss Ascum-And do you really
think it is possible for man to love
two girls at the same time? Mr.. Wal
ley-Sure! provided it isn't also at the
same Philadelphia Press
Mr. Cityman-I should think you
would die of ennui out here. Uncle
Silas Corntassel, of Oatmealville-No
SIR chills an fever seems to be the
prevailin' ailment.-Philadephi Rec
ord
rs that all the work you can do in
a day?" asked the discontentS1 employ
er. "WelI, subj answered Erastus
Pinkley, 4 s'pose l could do mo- but
1 never was much of hand fob show
in of. Washington Star.
Il want a business suit now said
Slopay Il was thinking of something
in the way of a small plaid And l."
replied the tailor. cant help thinking
of something in the way of a small
check "-Philadelphia ledger.
Remember, the eyes of the public
are upon you" Yes" answered Sem
ator Sorghum. that's what worries
me. A man Is so closely watched in
these times that he can't get away
with anything. Washington Star
Rollingstone Nomoss-When people
has hydrophobia de very thought o.
water makes 'em sick Thirsty Thing
umbob-Is dat so? l bet I've had it
all me life an didn't know what was
lie matter wild me.-Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Bjones-Why the crouch? Psmtth-
My wife called me fool Bjones-
Cheer up. it may not be true Psmith
But 1t is She proved it. Went and
lug up a bunch of my old love letters
md read 'em to me.-Cleveland Lead
sr.
Il can marry a rich girl whom do
lot love, or a penniless girl whom
owe dearly. Which shall l dog' Fol
ow your heart, man. and be happy.
larry the poor one And, say-er-
would you mind introducing me to the
her?"-Cleveland Leader
Boy CATER watching old sportsman
Mss couple of rocketers )-Have you
hot often, uncle? Unele-Yes. my
oy, a great deal. At one time. in At
lea. l used to live by my gun Boy
thoughtfully) Did you? And is that
Thy you're so thin?-Punch.
John" said Mrs. Worthington at
lie supper table the other evening. II
lad in the paper to-day of man
no had one wife too many; the rest
: the article was missing. How many
ives do you suppose the man hady'
1ne, probably. "-Milwauke Sentinel.
Miss Dubley-She was braggin' about
wv successful her dinner party was.
be said it wound up with great
law" What's "eclaw," anyway
,sS MuoIev-Wbv | g11eSs that was
e dessert. Didn't you never eat a
ocolate eclaw?-Philadelph Press.
"Our Henry's doin' real well in
wn," said Mrs. Wayback. proudly.
les ruunin' hotel now an it's
2 one" Lands sakes !" exclaimed
RS. Korntop. yes. Got a letter
ON him this mornin', an he seq I'm
hotel runner now. an it's a real
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