Amador ledger. (Jackson, Amador County, Calif.) 1875-19??, 1907-10-04
GLOBE SIGHTS.

VINO think we'll OF you.
1t is question which fingers the
longer, bore or a suspicion.
The best man i'll the world is bore
when he appears at the wrong time.
AS soon as some people know each
other we'll, they are ready for a quar-
rel.
Man learns from every experience
except an experience with a woman
in it.
Too much business makes a man
cranky, and too little makes him
worry.
a big man can carry twice as much,
but little man can get around twice
as fast.
Circus day without a parade is as
embarrassing as wedding would be
without bride.
1t is hard to distinguish the man
who is working you from the man
who admires you.
Most men think they can be trusted
to work by the week, but that other
men should do piece work.
The man who talks laughingly of
the time when he, stole watermelons,
has not stolen any in long time.
When man gets up in the world,
people want to down him; when he
gets down they want to help him up.
When man is down, so many
people offer to help him that he is
better off than the average man who
is up.
You occasionally meet a woman
who thinks she s5intellectual because
she has a large number of correspond
ents.
Never asks your friends why they
like you; you will never like them so
we'll afterward because of the reason
they give.
The longer the average man has
been married, the more he resembles
household furniture that has been
piled on wagon.
81 don't care for music that people
are supposed to listen to, - said a
woman to-day. "When l am at a
| concert, | want to talk
A stranger saw two men fighting,
aud the larger of the two soon had
the better of it. ''rhe big man is
right" said the stranger.
Time flies so fast that it seems only
few hours from the time child
isn't old enough to remember until
he is an old man, and too old.
There are so many pretty wild
flowers in bloom that this is a good
season for sending flowers to those
who sent you bouquets last winter.
The average man has to get pretty
old before he can see the poorhouse
ahead of him, but a woman sees it
when she Is not going that way.
When you think of the ease with
which you may be untrue to your
friends, think of the ease with which
your friends may be untrue to you.
Now if Carnegie were only a woman
he would give those hero medals to
the men, who when things go wrong
down town, don't sulk around the
house.
] After mother has gotten father and
all the children ready for an outing,
they sit down and begin to sing in
chorus, "Why amt you ready? Now
we will have to wait for you"
There are mighty few people who
can ask the Lord to forgive them for
the sins of the day without feeling
that it is the proper thing to ask it,
but as matter of fact, they haven't
committed any.
Notice is served on the girl who
tied stiff paper around her ankles, to
give the effect of having on a silk
petticoat. that she can take the paper
oft. 1t is no longer considered the
thing for petticoat to rustic.
The girl with a peek boo waist
makes a delightful companion on a
drive these days: 1t matters not if
she is ugly, stupid and her father is
poor, the mosquitoes never know it,
and will attack her thin waist in pre-
ference to any man.
What lot of standing around''
there is in this world! When a circus
comes to town, people "stand around''
three or four hours, and the perform
ance lasts an hour and half. And
the same thing is true in everything
else; you "stand around" three hours
for an hour of amusement.
Get on chair when a young man
calls, girls, and then accidentally fall
off. He will spring to catch you, and
when he has you in his arms he will
realize that you are the candy he
wants for life. At least, that is the
method told of in all the late maya
zine stories, and the magazines are
rapidly becoming love fashion books.
The people are so careless that
greater homage should be given the
member of every family who has a
talent for finding things that areelost.
For the benefit of the public, and
as a wholesome lesson to- dogs il