Arizona republican., 1907-09-08
MIR. COOLEY ON
 A PRINCES VISIT
By F. r. Dunne.

Copyright 1907, H. H. CcClure Co.)
 That was a splendid fine they soaked lawn D. with" said NIT Doole:-.
 What did they give him. asked Mr. Hennessy.
 'Twinty-nine millvon dollars said MT Dooley.
 "Oh. great" said Nir Hennessy That's a grand fine. It's gorjous fine. I cant hardl,- believe it
 Its thrue. though" said Mir. Doolev ''Twinty- millyon dollars. Divvle tn cent less cant exactly make out what th' charge was that they arrested him on but tn ginril idee is that lawn D. was goin' around loaded uo to tin guards with Standard IT.. ex- ceedin' th' speed limit in acquirin money an singh: A charge to keep l have till tn neighbors cGd stand it no longer. The judge says: We're an old offender an I'll have to make an example iv :-e. Twintv-nine millvon dollars or fifty-eight millvon days. Call tn next case, Misther Clerk
 "Diy he pay tn fin? He did not N coorse he end if he wanted to. He
 
 set th money. ye can bet on that. All he'd have to do would be to put his hand down in his pocket. skin twinty- nine million dollar bills off iv his roll an hurl thim at tn clerk But he refused 10 pay as a matther iv prin- ciple. Twas not that he needed tn money He don't care fr money in tn, passionate way that you an me do. ! T~T T1ns sr- about dollar Gs a man is about his child Whin he has on'y wan. Tn chances are we'll spoil it. But lawn D. havir' q large an growth famIy iv dollars takes on'3- d kind iv Sin'ral in Unrest in thin. He's issued state mcnt sa.in' that he's cuStoier iv money appiuted be himsilf He looks atthc- his own money an th' money iv other people. He takes it an puts it where T won't hunt thim an they won spoil it. Hes a kind iv a so- ciety Fr tn previntion of croolty to money. If he finds man misusing his mOnye he takes it away firm him an adopts it. Ivry Saturdah night he lets th' man see il rr a few hours. An he says he's surprised to find that whin. with tn Durest intntions in tn wur- rUld, he is found thr3-in' to coax our little money to his home where it'll find conjanial surroundings an, have other money to play with. tn people thrv to lynch him an th' polls arrest him fr abduction
 50 as a matthcr iv principle he ap- pealed Jh' case. An appeal. Hinnissy. is wher ye ask wan coort to show it's coltempt fr another coort. 'Tis sth-ange that all tn paJhrites that have wanted to hang Willum Jennings Bryan an mesilf Fr no; showin' their respect f. the joodiciar2- be appealin' fr'h their decisions. Ye'd think lawn D. wud bow his head reverentially in tn awful presence iv Kenesaw Mt Landis an sob out: Thank ye'cr honor. This here noble fine fills me with jov. But dye think ye give me enough? If agreeable I like to make it an even thirty miIlyons.' But he doesn't He's like mesilf Him an me bows to tn decisions iv tn coorts on'y if tleE bow frs. I have gr-reat respect fr tn io1licyary. as fine a lot iv cross an in- diEnaHt men as yell find anywhere. T have tn same respect fr thim as they . have fl each other. But I niver bow to decision iv a judge Onless. first its pleasant tO me. an second. other judges bow to il. yN cant be too care ful about what decisions ve bow to. A decision that seems agreeable may turn out like an acquaintance ye' sCrape mp at a picnic Ye may be ashamed iv it t0-mOrrah. Manny's th'I time I've bowed to a decree iv d coort on'y tO see il go up gayly to tn su- preme C00rt. knock at tn dure an be- knocked down stairs be an angr- old SinJleman i1 a black silk petticoat decree iv tn coort has got to be pretty. vinrable befure l do more thin greet. il with a pleasant smile. Me idee wasI whin I read about lawn D.'s fine that he'd settle at wanst, payin' twinty- eight mill-on dollars in miflvon dollar bills just tD annoy tn clerk But ought t0'vc known bctthcr Manny's th' time I've bent me proud neck to q decision .V a coo-t that lasted no long er thin il took tn lawyer Cr tn deinse to cali up another judge on tn tilly- l phone. \ judge listens to case rr days an hears, while he's lgurin' a possible Eoluf score on his plotting bad, tn arg,mints iv two or three ! lawyers that no van wUd dare to offer i