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The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18
Then and Now.

In the days Of old when knights
we're bold and wore sheetiron shirts
and vests. they battled for the right
10 hold fair maldens TO their manly
breasts They went TO war and rlsked
their lives to get the girls they wished
to win, and when they'd claimed them
as their wives supported them through
thick and thin Rut I'm these Niays
when every man appears to thinL he
ought TO try to get ef wealth. asNs
can. and love is somethlne 's can
buy, his wife's a partner that Ne takes
in bizness for a year or two; then ore
or else the other breaks the ties and
looks for something new.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

Thousands OF people are daily suffer,
ing with kidney and bladder troubles
dangerous ailments that should be
checked promptly. DewitCs Kidney
aud Bladder Pills are the best remedy
for backache, weak kidneys, inHamma-
ton Of the bladder. Their action IL
prompt aud sure. A weeks treatment
for 25c. Sold 10y all druggists
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

Do you really enjoy what you cat?
Docs your food taste good? Do YOU
feel hungry aud want more? Or do
you have IA heavy, dull feeling after
meals, sour stomach, bclchiug, gus on
the stomach, bad breath, indigestion
aud dyspepsia? II 50 YOU should take
"a little Kodol after ench meal. Kodol
will nourish aud strengthen your digps-
tive organs aud furnish the natural
digestive juices for your stomach It
will make you well II will make
your food do you good Turn your food
into good, rich blood Kpdol digcsts
what you eat. Sold hv all druggists.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

III stop your pain free. To show
you hrst-before YOU spend n penuy-
what my Pink Pain Tablets, ana 40, |
will mail you free, "A Trial Package of
them-Dr Shops Headache Tablets.
Neuralgia, Headache, TOothache.
Period pains, etc, are due alone To
blood CONCESSIONS. Dr. Shoop's Head,
ache Tablets simply kill pain by coax
ing away the unnatural blood pressure.
That Is all Address DIR. Shoop, RAJ
cine, Wis. Sold by r, ]. Wadsworth.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

Nearly all old-fash toned Cough
-yrupa are oonstipatiuR, especially
those that contain opiates. They don't
noi iu4r right Hennedy's Laxative
Cough Syrup contains no opiatcs. II
drive the GOLD out Of system by gently
mnviag he bowels Contains Honey
nnd Tar aud tastes nearly ns good ny
maple syrup, Children like IT, Sold
hy all druggists.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18
The voIe. Of Envy.

The fact that a young lady of Flor.
ence n, Jr U, $, A., almost lost her
ne as the result of laughing i'm.
moderately for eight hours at Joke
which was made to her, has, we note,
made the American comic papers
more cautious than usual.-London
Punch
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

Your brain goes on q strike when
you overload your stomach; both need
blood to do business. Nutrition is what
YOU want and il comes NY TAX ing
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea, 80
cents, Tea or Tablets.
4. J. WadswOrth.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18
oocun,tIon for Women.

Working in silver is one of the
most fascinating occupations open to
women. The work, though absorbing
is not arduous and may be remunera-
tive almost from the start. The ma
terlals are not costly. and few tools
are required. The work Is done at
home. and more than one clever girl
has Interested herself IN designing
unique buckles and bangles.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18
ENOUGH FOR TWO LOADS.
Senator Hsls's Story Gives Neat Re.
Duke to Congressman.

Senator Hale had been inveighlng
st a dinner against long speeches.
But, senator" said a congressman,
you can't accuse me Of ever having
made too long 4 speech, can you?"
Senator Hale smiled
Perhaps not he said; and again.
But did you ever hear about the tenn.
perance lecturer? No?
We'll, you must know that there
was a temperance lecturer in Maine
who came TO Ellsworth and lectured.
He hit out pretty hard from the shout
der at these so-called moderate drink
ers and at the end of his remarks an
Ellsworth man took him aside and
said in an aggrieved tone:
Look here, Jim; | am a moderate
drinker. as all the town knows, and
TO many people 1t is going to seem as
II a good part of your lecture was
pointed at me. What did you want
to do It for. jim? You never saw me
with more on board than ! could
carry
What's that said the temperance
lecturer.
You never saw me with bigger
load than | could carry, did you?
The lecturer frowncd.
Well, no he said. slowly, but I
have seen YOU when | thought you'd
have done better to 80 twice for it,
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

Talk about your breakfast food,
\ thousand you can see;
| would not have them rs gift,
But would have Rocky Mountain
Tea. a.. J. Wadsworth.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18
Among the others.

IIyker--"You don't seem To be wor-
rying any about your failure in bust
ness" Pyker--"Oh. no; that's one
Of the things | have turned over to
my creditors"
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

Heavy impure blood makes muddy
pimply complexion, headaches, nausea
indigestion. Thin blood makes you
weak, pale, sickly Burdock Blood
Riiters mnkes the blood rich, red,
pure-resturcs perfect health.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

Question for Every Day.
Ceryantes: Are we to mark this
day with a white or a black stone?
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

For mild easy action Of the bowels
a single dose Of DOam's Rcgulets Is
enough, Treatment cures habitual
constipation. - ccnts II box. Ask
your druggist for them.
The Lehi banner. [volume] (Lehi, Utah) 1891-1917, 1907-07-18

'rur'~i "'i.' 7ll rr'uircn,nb Il Ire Ns6orsl Pun
'no3 a''. Cna'anl-e no. 204l. filed at Warrington.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
PIIhIlc Sale

Having sold my farm and having
more stock than | wish to move l will
sell some at Public Auction at my
farm l and IL miles south Of Audu-
bon and 2 and IL miles north OF
Hamlin known as the old Story farm
on
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1907
commencing at ten o'clock the fol-
lowing property tOwit: 4 head of
horses, span of horses we'll matched.
horse and mare 6 years old, weight
2600; eight year old mare, with foal;
weight 1000. Z year old mare with
foal, weight 1900. 81 head of cattle
consisting Of 10 head of good mich
COWS, l fresh now and others will be
fresh soon, 10 two year old heifers all
with calf, 6 2year old steers, 7 spring
calves, 2 fall calves and 2 winter cal
yes, = of these are heifers aud 5 steers,
Pedtgreed two-year-Old bull, 5 head
OF Jersey Red brood sowS, all with
pig; se%ven-footC Champion binder, good
as new: Champion mower, good new
disc, good new hay rack, Satterly rid
ing ~cultivator, Rock Island corn plant
err, with eighty rods of wire; three
section barrow, new cider mill, four
stands of bees, three sets of good har-
ness, fifty bushels Early Champion
oats with alsike, red clover and timo-
thy seed mixed all through, between
400 and 500 bushels of corn, five or six
bushels of good yellow seed corn, one
bushel early ninety day corn, between
five and six tons good timothy hay,
ten bushels late potatoes, good hard
coal stove and other articles not men
toned. Good free lunch at noon.
TERMS OF SALE-Sums of $40. 90.
and under, cash; i've that amount a
credit of II months will be given on
notes with approved security, without
interest if paid when due, otherwise 8
per cent per annum from date. No
property to be removed until settled
for; 5 per cent off for cash.
Col r. N. CARPER, G. H. RUHS.
Auctioueer.
JOHN MCGUIRE, Clerk.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
PRESIDENTIAL POSSIBILITIES

ThezMinneapolis Tribune-Republi-
can-appears to be of the opinion that
if President Roosevelt adheres TO his
oft reiterated resolution not to be q
candidate for reelection, the next pre-
sident of the United States will be a
democrat, presumably w. j. Bryan,
who will undoubtedly be nominated
for president by the democratic party.
la a recent editorial under the caption
THE president cannot nam. his sue
ceSsor, The Tribune says:
Who is to be the Presidents suc-
cessor, if not himself? II is becoming
plain that be cannot name the nomi-
nee of the next republican convention.
His popularity is like a limited ticket,
not transferable. The "old Guard"
of republican senators and their allies
can probably defeat any man handi-
capped by his approval In the conven-
ton. IT not, they a surely defeat
him in the election. % the other hand.
if the old guard could name their own
maninthe convention, the people would
probably defeat him in the election.
ltseems inevitabl that the next presi-
dent will be Roosevelt or a demo
crat. Probably most of the old guard
agree with Mr.. Hartman in prefer
ring a democrat to Roosevelt, but they
will only postpone the evil day. Dem
onstration that he is the only republic
can who a be elected will bring him
back four years later, as large as life
and more cockey than ever. A new
republican party is in the making
that knows not the old guard. That
~splendidly drilled body of merceua-
ries is on the eve Of it's Waterloo. 1t
may make 1908 memorable by a last
charge and die with the worm of Cam
broone on its foaming lips, but it's
day is done. The refusal of Roose-
welt to run again will make the next
election an episode, an incident, a
transition. Events will mark time till
the contest between the old spirit and
the new shall be decided; or until it
shall be decided which party is to die
with the old and which is to live with
the new.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
Buy Stamp Books,

The cold weather of the past two
weeks has made the boys on the rural
routes to feel the frost rs digging the
pennies from the boxes is not a warm
job. The patrons are all Sc good to
them that they do not feel like urging
them t o buy the books, but they would
greatly appreciate it if they did. The
25 cent book contains II stamps neat
ly bound, with oiled paper between
and are very convenient to keep. The
40 cent book contains "a stamps and
the 81 cent one 48 stamps. 1t would
not Inconvenience any one to invest
in a book the day after this is read.
The carrier always has them with
him and If he does not have enough to
meet the demands will bring the
supply the next day. Try 1t. Don't
put it off. Go and do it as soon as
you read this and the boys will not
have so many cold fingers.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
~KlMBALLToN
Miss Alma Madsen returned fro
Harlan Monday.

Miss Alma Madsen returned from
Harlan Monday.
Jens Larsen purchased the three
acre plot of land laying west of the
church, from Rasmus Hiedegaarde,
paying 5000. 90 for it.
Mrs. NJ. c. Mitten and children
have been visiting her parents Mr..
and Mrs. Snyder at Marne.
We are all boosters for the new
railroad and it is an assured thing
now, we believe.
Miss Palma Hardricksen was on
the sick list this week.
The first meeting of the S. L. A. M.
was held at Hans Madsen's Friday
night. The members are Alma Mad
sen, Clara Jorgensen, Lydia Madsen
and Lillian Dyer.
Mrs. Peter B~ertelsen gave a dinner
Saturday night, in honor of her
brother, Viggo Miller from Nebraska.
Lyceum will begin next Tuesday at
the Kimballton school house. Every
body come.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
The County Fair.

The executive committee Of the
agricultural association we're in this
week and checked over the account of
w. Wilson the out going treasur-
er and found every thing paid up and
accounted for and 1920 % of a balance
on baud. When Mr. Wilson accepl ed
the Office of Treasurer and Geo. w.
Hoover the Presidency about six
years ago they found a deficit of
nearly a thousand dollars, the build
ings old and poor and everything we'll
down. Since then, through the
hearty support of directors and peo-
pie, new barns have been built, new
floral hall put up, a commodious
amphitheater erected and the grounds
in general improved. The balance on
hand will put them we'll on their way
out of debt and leave them in first
class shape for big county fair next
year.,
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
HAMLIN HUSkS.

Jess Nissen returned home Saturday
from a couple OF weeks stay with his
friends at Brayton and Elk Horn.
Services at the Danish church. next
Sunday at half past two, afternoon.
Peter j. Juel sold his driving team
to VIM Olsen, receiving a fancy price.
Margaret Stanley and her cousin
went over to Anita, Friday, to pass a
few days at the Aldrich home there.
Jacob Jacobsen, from west of Elk
Horn, visited with P. r. Nissen over
last Sunday.
James NJ. Hood shipped a carload
OF cattle to South Omaha, Monday.
Mrs. Chris Johnson, who is ill of a
bad cold, is reported some better.
Mrs. r. Fl. Garnett passed last
Thursday down at Extra.
Emil Tvenstrup received the sad
news, last week Thursday, from Old
Denmark that his father was dead.
be did not even know be was i'll and
the news came as q terrible shock to
our good barber friend.
Mrs. johnson, mother of Mr.. Chris
johnson, the implement dealer, is re-
ported very i'll, of la grippe.
Peter J. Juel returned from Council
Bluffs, Wednesday, where he had been
attending to some business; his pack
ages getting here the next day.
Mrs. Hansen went to Audubon, on
Tuesday to see her sister and do some
shopping.
Everybody is getting their horses
shod at Fred Bonnesen's shop.
It's time for sleighing, and a few
sleighs were in town on Wednesday,
though we are still looking for snow.
A brother of Emil Tvenstrup arriv-
ed in town Tuesday and may remain
here. He has been working on a farm
out near Nebraska City.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
PIANO CONTEST.
GIRLS STILL BUSY AT WORK.
All Persons who Have Paid Subscrip-
ton Since First of July 1906 Can
Have a Chance to Vote.

Quite a number of people who paid
their subscriptions early in the fall
have come into the Office to say they
would like an opportunity to vote for
one or the other of the girls who are
making the contest for the piano. So
we have decided to let all who have
paid in money on subscription since
July /, 1906, have a chance to vote if
they SO desire. They can call at the
Office or send their request by mail,
making sureto givethe town and route
by which they get their mail
The girls are still busy at work, but
it isn't necessary to wait until they call
upon you, because you can come to
the office, pay up and give your votes
to anyone you please. We urge upon
those who are in arrears for more
than M dollar to improve the oppor-
tunity to pay up and give that much
help TO one Of the girls
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24

Volmar Hansen. wno was in Omaha
the first of last week, slipped and fell,
at the Union Depot, breaking a bone
in his ankle. He has been unable to
do much at the blacksmith shop, as
he is around on crutches.
Will Johnson. Of the Johnson Mer-
camille Company, was in Des Moines
a few days the past week on business.
Nick Dofing went to Des Moines,
last Saturday, on business.
Attorney T. M. Rasmussen and wife
visited friends 10 Brayton, Sunday.
Mrs. Hans Rasmussen was quite i'll
first Of the week, of a bad case of grip
HASTE HASTE THE BANQUET HALL
Frame your minds to mirth aud merriment,
Which bars a thousand harms, and lepglhens
life.'-Taming of the Sbrew.
Az event of more than ordinary IN
te est to The Thursday Club and their
friends was the thirteenth anniversary /.
banquet given their worser halves on
Thursday evening January II, 1907,
at the home OF w. j.. Lancelot. This
annual banquet is the established cas-
tom of the ladies of the club; and is
Ill OFCAO ACOhSo lOA 0Id w Wlbu RICdb
pleasure. The spacious home of the
Mesdames Lancelot and Gene c. Viii.
son vas admirably adapted for the
occasion, and was we'll filled with the
members and their guests. After the
b~ounteous feast, served at tables, the
Toast-mistress, Mrs Anna McAninch,
IN a gracious little speech introduced
Mrs. Laura Delahoyde who, after dis
playing various charms to ward off
the evil spirit of "Number Thirteen"
spoke felicitously to the toast: "Our
Long Suffering Thursday Club>Hus-
bands" which was responded to by
Rev. +. H. Richardson, pastor OF the
Extra Congregational church. The
company then repaired to the parlors
where the regular program was car-
ried out. After the reading of the
minutes OF the previous meeting, the
roll call of The Thursday Club, of
Extra, was responded to by the mem
bers giving quotations. or the many
pat" responses the following Is u
sample: "True love is never chilled
by ice cream The Misses Eula and
Verna Lancelot played an instrument
tai duet in a very pleasing manner,
as were also the solos sung by the
Misses BERTHE Gano and Carrie Gault,
and the male quartette selections rem
dered by Messrs. Edwin Delahoyde,
Doctor Will Hammer, Doctor j. C.
Newton and w. J. Lancelot, were
much enjoyed Mrs. Charles Milliman
entertained the company with a photo
graph album of herself las she used
to lookl and her family, her pastor
and friends. The closing scene being
the owl, which typifes the wisdom Of
our estimable ladies. From any view
this was a great event and a success
in every way. There were about sixty
four present upon this occasion. ~
Now good digestion waits on appetite, and
health on both, '-Sh8kespeare.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
Womans' Relief Corps

Allison w. r. C. officers were in
last Wednesday. by Eliza
Meyer. Following are their names:
Lydia Chandler, President;
Agnes Cole, Senior Vice-President.
Emma Hart, Junior Vice-President;
Lavinia McGinnis, Secretary;
Julia Tramp, Treasurer;
Nancy Shoup, Chaplain;
Susie Ulrich, Conductor;
Anna Byrd, Guard;
Mary Hayes, Assistant Conductor;
Sabitha Root, Assistant Guard;
Minerva Cole, Patriotic Instructor;
Eliza Meyer, Press Correspondent;
Matilda Gates, First Color Bearer;
Mary Kraus, Second Color Bearer;
Eta Root, Third Color Bearer.
Lydia Chandler, Fourth Color Bearer
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
FARMERS,

Now is the time TO make hay. Get
in the swim. Money knocking at
your door. Let it In. The German
government is going to reduce the
duties on American hog products.
All packing houses have their store
houses, bins and larders empty. And
as sure as twice one is two, hogs will
hit the eight-cent mark. Do not take
any chances in losing the least runt,
or delaying their growth. But S
the Standard Worm Powder and
Standard Stock Food which will do
all we claim for it. (Guaranteed)
25 pound bucket ----------------S 800
so pound bucket so
100 pound barrel --Sl0.0 90
500 pound lot at 8 cents per pound
1000 pound lot at 8 cents per pound.
Shape up your brood sows and late
pigs. Line up your hogs and get
them in pink of condition with Stand
ard Stock Food. See Ed Prick and
let us talk this over.
4wl FRICK DRUG Co.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
TWAS Ever Thus

The slate of minor positions in the
house was made up asusual by a little
coterie who are not members, and was
printed and rushed through before
many of the members knew what was
up. We hope the time will come when
the Legislature will be composed of a
hundred men who can come to Des
Moines and make their own selections
for the minor offices. There are some
things it is hard to stand for ever in
the name of OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
cured of Lung Trouble

at is now eleven years since l had
a very narrow escape from consump-
ton" writes G o Floyd, a leading bu-
siness man of Kershaw, S G. 81 had
down in weight to 135 pounds and
coughing was constant, both by day
and night. Finally 1 began taking DR.
Kings New Discovery and continued
this for about six months when my
cough and lung trouble were entirely
gone and l was restored to my normal
weight, 170pounds." Thousands of per
sons are healed every year. Guaran-
teed at A II Roberts drug store; SOC
and 81. 90; trial bottle free.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
His Mind

j. b. Noon, who recently purchased
the W. }. Tobias eighty-acre farm
near the city with b eintention of NOV
ing from his present home in Audubon
county to the new farm has changed
his mind and sold the farm back to
Mr.. Tobias, who has again sold it to
Ringle Brothers and Company and
Mr.. Noon will not move to Cass coun.
ty to live-Atlantic Telegraph.
Just how much Mr.. Noon received
or paid for changing his mind has not
been made public. 1t has been re-
ported that a gentleman who sold his
farm near Audubon, not long ago,
has offered the purchaser a thous and
dollars to get it back.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
CENTER

Have you had the grip? Most of
usahaye it.
Miss Dollie Waycoff is the new
waiter at the milford hotel.
G. ID. Clifford sold and delivered a
car of fat cattle to Nelson and And
erson last Saturday.
Attend the big sale at the Viola
store Saturday january 20.
Fred Hale is on the sick list.
The Viola store will have a public
auction sale next Saturday of buggies
wagons, plows, horses and many other
articles. Free lunch will be served at
noon. All are invited TO attend.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
Meeting At Des Moines

Messrs. George E Kellogg. county
treasurer; o B. Train, county audi
tor; and George NJ. Ross, f. D
Searls and M. N. Esbeck, members
of the county board of supervisors;
are away to Des Moines this week to
attend a meeting of those officials
from the different counties of the state
to discuss matters pertaining to their
official duties and to suggest matters
of legislation to the solons at the
state house.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
Road Notice

The board of trustees of Lincoln
township will meet upon March fifth,
at the Center school house, for the.
purpose of letting the road work OF
the township for the year 1907. The
work will be let to the lowest respon-
sible bidder but the trustees reserve
he right to reject any or all bids.
Bids can be filed with the clerk on or
before the first day of March.
Ava EDGAR PUCK, Clerk.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
had stomach trouble cured

Having been sick for the past two
years with a bad stomach trouble a
friend gave me a dose of Chamberlain's
Stomach and liver tablets. They did
me so much good that / bought a bot
tie of them and have used twelve bot
ties in all Today l am we'll of a bad
stomach trouble-Mrs John Lowe, of
Cooper, Maine. These tablets are for
sale by A 81 Roberts.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
a Special Offer.

If you want to keep track OF the
doings in the Iowa Legislature this
winter take the Daily Register &
Leeder. You can get 1t from now
until May !, for one dollar. The
Daily and Sunday for one dollar and
fifty cents.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
Notice.

To The Public:-As I have some
household goods and other articles,
and five or six work horses to sell on
Saturday Jan. 20, if you have surplus
stuff bring it in and l will sell it for
you. Col. NJ. S. KNESS.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-01-24
The Price of Peace

The terrible itching and smarting
incident 10 certain skin diseases is al
most instantly allayed by applying
Chamberlain's Salve; price 25c. For
sale by A H Roberts.