The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-25

Perez and getting his mail in Latah.
As told in an Oklahoma paper, an
old lady made visit to the neigh
bors up the road, where her pro-
longed calls had made her some
what of a bore. Finally she said
to one of the children: "Tommie,
I'm going home in little while, and
/ want you to go piece of the way
with me-" Tommie Immediately
replied: "Can't do it, cause we're
going TO have dinner as soon as you
leave"
About all the ordinary handker-
chief of woman is fit for is to carry
in her hand and wipe her nose on it
If she has no cold, while mans
handkerchief is indispensable to his
welfare. He uses 1t whether he has
a cold or not. ties II around his neck
to keep his collar clean if he is from
the country; uses it in the place of
towel or napkin; wipes off his desk
and typewriter with it f; polishes his
shoes and uses it for a hundred
other purposes. What would a man
do If his handkerchief. were a four
inch border of lace around a piece
of linen two inches square.
The average business man and
professional man eats in a hurry and
gets dyspepsia. He walks in hurry
gets apoplexy. he talks in a
hurry and gets the lie. He does
business in hurry and becomes a
bankrupt. He votes in hurry and
produces corruption. He marries
in hurry and gets a divorce. He
trains his children in a hurry and
ievelopes spendthrifts and criminals.
He gets religion in hurry and for
gets IT in a hurry. He makes his
Till In a hurry and leaves a legal
contest. He dies in a hurry and
goes to the devil. And his tribe
steadily increases. That's all an ex-
:hange used as filler in his hurry.
fThe Kooskia tramway was COM
'letely destroyed Saturday through
he parting of graduated cable on
he upper terminal and it will be six
veeks before the hundred carloads ,
4 grain at the top of the hill can
'e shipped. The tramway was built |
everal years ago at a cost of $780, !
100 and the present damages is es- Z,
mated to be about $4,000. When +,
be heavy cable parted the 50 buck :
Is, half of which contained seven !
acks each. crashed down the hill r
Or a distance of half a mile, des- ,
roying the lower terminal derricks. s
be stationary cable and the running 6
ears. 1t is said to be one Of the G
Iorst breaks TO occur in the north :
est. Z
Did you ever realize that planting b
is like planting fruit c
rees7 You couldn't expect whole t
'agon load of apples the first year. r
leither would you tear the tree up '
y the roots at the end of the season :
that wagon load of fruit was not a
orthcoming. Yet, you run big 4
d., and expect carload of sale,
nd just because you didn't do as
Iuch as your neighbor over in the
Their orchard, who has been tending
is trees for years, you yank your y
advertisement out of the paper and !
ly advertising doesn't pay" We :,
ouldn't expect you to get married
advertising the first time you 2
ade it acquaintance, any more than
c would expect you to marry the !
rst girl who winked at you on the
reet.-Ex. :,
Engineer Croswell has just re- :,
rned from trip over the Guide I,
lc-Grsngeville extension and furn- h
he'd some interesting figures in "
with the engineering 4;
atures of the monster bridge which r.
III span Lawyers canyon, scowl Il
ION the teacher. you are wrong. D
III ask you again before leave"
When he was about to go he repeated =
e question. and the school gave the
me answer. l.