Connecticut western news., 1907-06-06
FALLS VILLAGE
JUDGE GRUBER WANTS BUSINESS
Poor Train Seryice-A Concrete Resi- dence-BaII Game-A JaiI-keW Mail Carrier Successful Entertain ment-PersonaIs
NUPTIAL KNOTS TIED FREE

NUPTIAL KNOTS TIED FREE
 Judge Grnber, James Gruber, Justice fo the Peace, to quote his official title and to be more explicet and exact, re- marks that the continued court in acti- witty in Falls Village is becoming monoto- nous. Several times since he was elected to office there have been symptoms of a legal contest at which he would be called upon to preside but i'll each in stance the matter fzzled out before reaching the trial stage. He has been trying to devise some means of creating business for his court whether it brings in cent or not therefore he authorizes THE NEWS to spread the information to all quarters of the globe that he will tie the nuptinl knot free for the first couple who apply to him. During the past two or three months he has thrown out some broad nuptial hints to the Falls Village boys but without result thus far. Judge Davis is in the same boat with Judge Gruber. i. G., nothing doing. He had practically decided to offer to tie nuptial knots at half price but he happened to remember that automobile gasoline costs money and then he changed his mind. These judges have also reached decision as to the manner of handling divorce cases but this policy will only be outlined to those who are interested.
 SUCCESSFUL ENTERTAINMENT
 1.-The Jolly Farmers" an operetta and drama in four scenes, and the farce 1.-The Irish Linen Peddler" were pre- sented Tuesday evening at Citizens Hall under the auspices of the Metho- dist church. All roles were we'll sus- tained and the entire programme was very entertaining and greatly enjoyed. Those who took part in the operetta are Sidney Morris, George Capron, Bruno Heinz, A. s. Davis, J. T. Bartle, Edward Heinz, 0. Ward, Mrs. Argall, Mrs. San ford, Mrs. Bruno Heinz and Miss Sher- wood while the parts in "The Irish Linen Peddler" were taken by George Capron, Edward Heinz, Mrs. Sherwood, Mrs. Wilbur Pulver, John T. Bartle and Mrs. Argall. The event was well attended and the participants were highly complimented.
 WILL ERECT CONCRETE HOUSE
 James Gruber waxes enthusiastic over the attractions of Beebe hill and the beauties of nature to be seen therefrom. He is so fayorably impressed with this location that he plans to erect a house on his recently purchased building site there next year or the year following. Unless MT. Gruber changes his mind, this house will be made of concrete blocks, the style of house construction which has sprung into popular favor during the past few months because of the high price of lumber and the in- creased demands. MT. Gruber has not yet decided on the style of architecture for the structure but his acquaintances are assured that it will be an ornament to Falls Village and 6 desirable addition to it's buildings.
 FOUND THE SPOT
 The following out-of-town people were in The Inn at one time or another during the past week: s. G. Judd, Stamford; E. A. Lathrop, New city; E. s. Ford, Waterbury; Dr. c. H. Codding, wife and son, of Armenia, N. Y.; o. H. Sage, Great Bar rington; O. M. Gibbs, Great Barrinfton; and an automobile party from Torring- ton, consisting of F. Klein, E. F. Nolan, Miss Taylor, Mrs. Taylor and Miss Mo Neil. This party started out without a destination in mind. resolving simply to ride until they found first-class coun- try hotel where they could get a substan- tial meal, and when they glanced at The Inn they decided they had found the spot.
 wELL-KEPT CEMETERY
 served in Falls Village although many cyrou 1no0rotaI Ivy ,y,li iuil lu 1o and by detail of veterans. And Falls Village has no reason to be ashamed of it's cemetery and every reason to feel proud of its appearance. The average village cemetery is more or less neg lected but this is kept in first-class order much to the qualification of the citizens in general and in particular those whose friends and relatives are buried there May this condition ever prevail.
 INcoNvENIENT SERVICE
 It would seem that had the railroad company carefully planned the extreme inconvenience of Falls Village. so far as regards the passenger service, they could not have done 1t more successfully than by the schedule they have adopted un- der the recent charge. Saturday was the last day the northbound milk train carried passengers therefore it will here after be impossible to leave Falls Will lage for the north between noon and the evening train leaving here at seven o'clock.
 TO HAVE CALABOOSE
 In all probability Falls Village will soon have place of confinement for evil doers. On Saturday morning a number of citizens met the selectmen and discussed the adYisahilitv of nlaciuq