The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-26

..well. sir" said MT. Dooley. T see there's a new baby over at tn Spains "So see," said Mir. Hennessy.
 ..rf,s A gr-reat evint to have kid come to a Tile family" said MT. Dooiey. With th' likes iv us people come an go an m wan nays amy attintion to thim. A birth in this part iv tn wurruld Is in- threstin' on'y to about three people, Va notice that Dock Grogan's buggy stands a little longer in front iv Schwartz's dure thin if twas case iv tn humps. an tn next day tn old man is late at tn wurruks. Whin tn fore man is just about to tell him to go get his time he pints his thumb at his chest an. says, 'Pop-ah.' Tn foreman bein' tn father iv nine himsilf. shakes him be tn hand an maybe asks him over to tn Dutchman's. An that's all there Is about 1t. We don't hear tn details. In Ar-chey Road 1t ain't con- sidered polite to discuss thim.
 But with rilety 'tis diff'rent, dye mind why, I know as much about this here happy evint in Spain as though had room in tn house. Weeks ago tn pa-apers begun discussin' it. an iver since there's been no let up. feel kind iv sorry fir Alfonso. If its hard to be winked at an nudged be we're particular frinds. 1t must be tn divvle to have tn whole wurruld winkin at ye
 
 ago hadn't heerd annything much about him firm tn day he was married, whin wan iv, his Tile subjicks become so enthusiastic over tn nuptials that he thried to dhrop eight pounds iv home made nithro glycerine in his leige's lap. But ye can't keep a good man out iv tn pa-apers, an about St. Pathrick's day me old heart was glad dened be tn news that Alfonso was to become father like you an Hogan.
 Tn a little while tn palajeem iv our liberties had got me as well &C., quainted with tn rile family as though we come firm tn same town in Ioway. have at taste forty pitchers iv tn good woman. Her name is Victorya. She didn't want to marry him. at first. but tn folks made her. an he's turned out very we'll. an she is beginnin' to like him. She's a fine-1ookin' buxom woman. with tn characteristic British features that ye will on'y see at a German picnic. As IT Alfonso, he has thurly rile face, not pr'aps so fine as tn Czar or tn King iv Servya, but still face that if ye saw 1t wanst ye'd in- stantly say, What a face! He has tn reg'lar Hapsburg chin pointed at th point, tn Hapsburg swingin' undher jaw an fixed upper jaw, enclosin' thir- ty-two teeth, stationary nose an ears. movable eyes, an a forehead separatin'
 
 this store at this minyit, I'd know him as well as though he was a reg'lar cus- toner.
 Well. Sir got so inthrested in tn young couple that was thinkin' iv goin over to Spain an givin' thim advice. An if I was disturbed what dye thing was happenin' to rile sub ticks? Afther alps said an done he's nawthin to me. He's a nice young fel- low but that's all don't have to pay him wages. But think iv tn long hours iv waitin' fir tn Spanish people. Tn popylace didn't suffer as much as tn nobility. Tn popylace cud lave wur- rud to be called if anything hap peneneda an go to sleep But with tn nobility twas diff'rent.
 "Whin a rile child is born all tn mo- bility tn Gin'rals iv tn army tn Ad- mirals iv tn navy an tn Ambassa- dures iv foreign powers nave to chase th'kid befure his eyes are open. An they've got to go dhressed. It don't do to hurry into a sweater an a pair iv sneakers Or slip into a wrapper. mintals If a part iv their best suit is soord they've got to wear rubber boots. So there was nawthin' fir these naughty Castles to do but sleep with their clothes on an nanny a brave Gin'ral who has led rh' victoryous tIOOpS W 0pdlH tHFOuBH COuHtleSS re- treats, bears honrble sears that show his devotion to his rife master firm sleepin' with his spurs on.
 Well they waited an waited, till fin'lly tn wurrud come to haste to tn palace. Tn American Ambassadure thoughtfully borrid pole firm an in- jine house an slid down into his gait CTS. Elsewhere there was much con- fusion. Gin'ral Santiago del Popylo had been throubled be bad dhream an was so entangled in his epylits that he had to be extricated be a wreckin' gang. Tn look iv Opoorto was ob- sarved be tn popylace puIlin' on his boots in his gilded chariot. Tn Countess iv Alcantara y Sandago was