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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13

shall include the cost Of delivery of
said coal at such points and sith times
In the city Of Canton as the Board OF
Education may designate and direct, The
Board Of Education reserves to itself the
right to determine the,1 quality of coal
TO be furnished and this shall be. taken
into consideration In determining who
Is the lowest responsible bidder. Each
bidder shall accompany his bid with a
certified check Of $4,000 upon some SOL
vent bank In the City of Canton. Ohio,
together with n stipulation in his bid,
that In the event he shall fail to enter
Into contract II the same be to him
awarded, then the said sum OF 800 10
shall be retained by the Board Of Edit
cation as liquidated damages for ,violn-
ton Of said contract. upon the part OF
said bidder and he shall Furthermore Sc
cure the performance Of his contract by
guarantee of at least two persons whose
responsibility shall be to the yatisfaction
of the Board .l. |r'
Said Board Of Education reserves the
rlght TO reject any and all bids.
w. g. LANE. ... t#HH. a
Clerk. Board Of Education
August 9, 13, 90 q. I
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Notice.

Notice.
Sealed proposals marked Proposals
for Coal" and directed to the Clerk
OF the Board OF Education. will be re-
ceived at this office in the Central
Building, until IL o'clock (noon) Of
Thursday, August 20, for the furnish
ing such coal as shall be desired by
the Board of Education for the use in
the various school buildings until Sep
tember /, 1908. upon the following
kinds: Three quarter lump, run of
mine, and nut, Each bidder shall set
forth In his bid the name and the To-
cation OF the mines from which yle
coal bid upon by him shall be fur
nished. And as a part of his bid he
shall further stipulate that in the event
he shall be the successful bidder, all
coal furnished under his contract shall
ton, Ohio, and said weight shall be the
one used I'm ascertalning the amount
OF coal furnished, The price of the bid
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13
PILEsl PILEsl PILEsl

williams India Pile Ointment will cure
Blind. Bleeding and Itching Piles, II abb
acts as a poultice, gives instant RELIEF.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment is pre-
pared for Piles and Itching OF the pri-
vate parts. Sold by druggists, mail SOC
and h.OO. Williams Mfg Co. Props.
Cleveland, o.
Sold by M. A. FISHER.
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.PEOPLES WANT COLUMN

Want column advs., 80 words, three
times, Csc; week soc, IL paid in ad-
vance, For Rent and For Sale cards
free to those who insert advertise
ments.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13
TOLEDO GRAIN.

Toledo, Aug. 12.-Wheat weak, corn
and oats steady; clover firm.
Wheat-Cash, size; Sept, s3hc;
Dec, ss&c; May, $3.50.
Corn-Cash, 5Skc; Sept, b7hc;
Dec, 51ssc; May sage.
oats-Cash, 621sc; new Sept,
42hc; Dec, 41c; May, 43c.
Rye-No. 2, 751ac.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13
BuYlna KrrGes.

Canton. o., Aug. 13, 1907.
Corrected daily by HaH q Jennings)
Country butter--22c; creamery, 2sc.
Eggs-isc.
Lard lie.
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Pieplant--2c pound.
Green onions-1bc dog.
Home grown strawberries. 9 to So at.
Lettuce l0c 10.
Retail Prices.
onions-New, t2Oo bu.
Oranges--20 and t0c dos.
Potatoes-old, A5c bu; new, soc PIX
81. 10 bu.
Spinach-1oc 10
Lemons-2bc doz.
Apples-s2.O0 ana $3.50 bu.
Bnnanas-l5 and zoe doz.
Butter---24c; creamery pc.
Cabbage New, 8 and 7c 10.
Carrots-2 punches for &c.
Sweet potetocs-35 and ioc pk
Chickens--Live, IL apd ltc.
Chickens. Dressed, ls and 2oc-
Eggs-1Sc.
Lard-+l3c H..
Parsnips-l0c Ia PIX.
Lettuce-1bc lb
bbl, ....
Four, spring wheat-nsS and L55 l.,
Ibbl.s V't'r'
Flour, bIended--si.25 and LS5 Ia Dbl
Maple syrup-yl.20 gal.
Pineapples--l0 and 1sc.
Asparagras-16c ID,
Rhubarb--yc 10.
New Onions-60c DIX.
Onions sets-10c at.
Home grown strawberries-7 to toc at.
New Tomatoes-lbc ID.
Canteloups -, .. lOc.
Beans-Now, 10c per measure.
Canton Grain Markets.
Corrected Daily by Canton City Flour
ing Mllls.)
Dealers pay the following pricea'
Corn In ear-66c
Hay, baled-Sl5.00.
Straw, baled-S9O0.
Wheat Old, SIC; new, 7so.
Oats-4Cc per bu.
Retail Prices.
straw-65c per cwt
Brnn-N20 per owt.
Middling-Wintor wheat. Sl.25 per owt
Pure corn and oats chop-s29.oo per
Clover seed-Ss75 per bu.
Timothy-S22 per bu.
Retail Meat Prices.
Beef-Rib roast, lic: chuck 10 ana Il
l-2c; boiling 0 and l0c; round steak, II and
Ice; porterhouse steak, lso: tenderloin
steak. zoe; Hamburg steak, l6e and lse
Veai-steak zoe: Ioin chops, iec; rib
chops. Ice; shoulter chops, Ice; stew, .
Pork-Fresh. steak, lse; chops, ae
smoked ham. sliced, 25c: bacon, % and
24e; boiled ham, soc; sausage. iio; fresh
Canton Wholesale
Lard-lic.
Regular hams-lio; fresh. Il l-2o.
Bacon--lIc.
Beef, iolns-li Ia and u LEO.
Dressed boef-7 Ia and s SIC.
Beef, hind-i0 l-2 and II l-2o.
Pok loins-i2hc.
Veal-llc.
Dressed hogs--7 $40.
r Yearling Landslide.
Dairy and Farmyaro.
Cleveland, o., Aug. 12, 1907.
Butter-Creamery, extras, 25itM26c
prints, 26iAG27c; firsts, AG2iAc: fancy
dairy. 2lci renovated. Ad125c; packing. II
cheese-Fun creams, York state, iIXc;
Ohio, l3ql3hc; brick cheese, i5Il6e; lin
burger, 14lsc; Swiss block, l7ikdliSc.
Eggs-Fresh, Ohio and Western, II
Poultry-Alive. fowls. iso; broiIers,
l5c; ducks 10 and l2c.
Fruits.
Apples-s1. .0Q200. n
Limes-Si COOL, 20.
PIneapples y ,$9. ;O005 90.
Waterme.o As-ibfl40c each.
Cantaloupes-Calif hO0.
s2.50. ..r'I
10 Vegetables.
Potatoes- kbulsville, n.l5; East Shore.
onions-Louisvilie. n,75; home grown,
Cabbage. Home grown. saOO8LOO per
100 heads.
Tomatoes-Illinois, coarse.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13

HONEST MAN wanted to travel In
oh.s. Experience unnecessary but
must furnish good references. SEQ a
month and expenses. Permanent po.
sition with advancement. Address
President Black. Q Cambridge ST., Bos
ton, Mass.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13

RUBBER SAMPS-Steel dies. brass
stencils. seals, check protectors, ink pads
and ink rubber type, door numbers. self.
mixing stamps, Fred Talbot. 30 East
Tuscarawas street.
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(over Isaac Harter & Sons Bank)

suffer- advice Free
TROUBLES, NERVOUS AFFECTIONS, URINARY DIFF
FICULTIES FTsTULA, BLOOD DISEASES
vARICoCELE HYIROCELE all CHRONIC SPECIAL
DISEASES of MEN and WOMEN. r+.,t
yourself but call on DIR. IEPPA a co,
Everything confidential home treatment
Hours 0 m. to D, Sundays to IL m.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13

FOR SALE or Bxchange-Four first
class fresh COWS at 339 w. Third st.
Come and see them. Stark phone
1910. 1913
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13
ron uALN.

FOR SALE at bargain-A good
surrey and an open piano box buggy.
Inquire of N. A. Dickes, 1880 f. Tusc.
st. 12-d3t
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13

DO YOU want coal? The Johnson
Ryan Coal Co. can supply you Screen.
ed run of mine and slack always on
hand. Mine situated on ST. Elmo St.
Bell phone 1861. 25.tf
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13
THE MARKETS
NEW YORK STOCKS.

Markets corrected daily by the Rex n
Hoberdier Stock & Grain Co. 3l4-3l6 Fol-
well Bldg.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13

FOR SALE-Pony carriage for 46 to
Sc inch pony. 214 w. Tusc. st. A. j.
Douds, Tel. 237. 29.ti
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13
WANTED.

WANTBD-A first class cook at Hal.
liwells Square Luncheon. 12d3
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-08-13

leal feet pavement headers.
npnhOlc tops reset, 3 catch basin
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
ATToRNEYs-AT.LAW
TRANSFER AND STORAGE


COLYEAk WAREHOUSE CO.,
l6-417-4l9 San Pedro st.
Main Office S24 South Main.
Phones Main 11l7; Home 2154. New and
absolutely freproof storage; private
locked rooms for bric-a-brac, pianos, fine
furniture. etc. trunks. boxes, etc. stored
26c to 50c per month. We solicit your
patronage.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
MARRIAGE LICENSES

NELsON-DB LONG-Hans Nelson, aged
AZ, a native of Denmark and resident of
Pasadena, and Stella De Long, aged 81,
a native of Indiana and resident of
MYKIEBUsT- T-EvENsEN - Ole Mykle-
bust, aged 81, a native of Norway and
resident OF Los Angeles, and Nina Even
sen, aged %, a native of Norway and
resident of Los Angeles
BAUER-ORANDAL LL,-William II. Bauer,
aged Il, a native of Illinois and resi-
dent of Pasadena, and Bessie Z. Dram
dali, aged II, a native Of Rhode Island
and resident of Pasadena.
PATTERSON-HESS b. Pat
terson, aged 49, native Of New Jersey
and resident Of Los Angeles, and Marie
C.. Hesson, aged g. native of Penn
sylvanla and resident of Los Angeles.
3 E A U G II A M P-COLLINS-Coston d.
Beauchamp, aged q, a native of Indian
territory and resident of Los Angeles,
and Bertha Collins, aged 10, native of
COCHRANE-GEOR D. Coch.
rane, aged 2S, a native or Ireland and
resident of Los Angeles, and Atara
George aged 21, a native of Pennsyl-
vania and resident of Los Angeles;
PARKINSON-TAYL c. Park
inson, aged 81, a native of Iowa and nc
resident of Berkeley, Cal, and Edna *.
Taylor, aged 30, a native of California
and resident of Berkeley
BARNES-WROTHEN - Frederick
J. Barnes, aged %, native of England
and resident of Los Angeles, and Anna
Wrothenberg, aged %, native OF Rus
sia and resident of Los Angeles.
aged 26 a native of Denmark and resi-
dent Of Los Angeles, and Anna Han
sen, aged "a, a native of Denmark ana
resident Of Los Angeles.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14

ORR & EDWARDS COMPANY
Successors to Orr G. Hines Co. Funeral
directors.
Corner Tenth and Flower SITS.
Main as Home F467 Lady assistant.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
TRANSFERS AND TRANsFERRlNo

FOR GENERAL HAULING. SIGNAL
Transfer, 1l9 Temple st. Both phones
1884 Estimates furnished
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
PALMIsTs AND MEDIUMS

DR. GREEN' CIGIKVoTANT, s0Sl,
ness medium, gives life readings daily;
test circles Wednesday eve, o'clock,
26c. ROOM 16. 1874 s. SPRING ST.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
FoR SALE
Flat BUILDINGS,

NEW. VERY MODERN BUILDTNd
containing five flats. IT is completely
equipped with the Marshall e stearn,
patented fixtures. Each fiat has repa.
rate entrance, private bath and laun.
dry tub, and the carpenter work 4,
residence. Monthly Income Sf22.bOi
price s12,500; $4,000 swings IT, You
get 1s per cent net. asa LUCAS AVE
Phone Weston. FbO20
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
TRUssEs
GROCERIES

A s. FlRslCH's GROCERY, FORMER
" at S2S w. 9th ST.. is now located at
6S4 w. Pico st. Goods always the
best at right prices. Prompt deliy-
cry. Both phoneA
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
PIANOS

PIANOS SOLD ON EASY PAYMENTS
Pianos rented at low rates. A. @.
GARDNER PIANO HOUSE, Ltd, 11S
Winston ST. Tel. Black 222l; Home
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
DENTISTS
MIhINe ANp AssAYINa

/ HAVE 20 COPPER MINING CLAIMS
on colorad do river surface shows shows from from
will average s per cent copper; right
parties to promote and develop
claims can get very good deal; no
money down to speak of. Address
p. o. BOX 421, Ocean Park, Cal,
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
A. w. STEAD

New York and New Jersey Undertaking
Par1Ors, OIL South Hill street,
Have opened new parlors and are at
your service day or night Private
ambulances and lady attendant. Fu-
neral director and embalmers Tele-
phones Home E3349; Sunset Broadway
300.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14

Peck & Chase Co.. undertaKers and en-
balmers; lady assistants. ABB South Hill.
Tel Main 81.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
SHOES REPAIRED

ldlsN's OAK i soLEs. Sawed. 81 81, La
diss 7Eo. Factory Shoe Store Sls W. =
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
UMBRELLAS AND GLOVE MAKERS
BUSINESS PERSONALS

ACME FEATHER WORKS, ass San
Pedro st. Tel Sunset Main 1l8s; Home
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14

MONEY TO LOAN-THOMAS 8. WADS-
WORTH, 319 G. $40 Douglas bldg
will lend money on city or county
real estate.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-14
INVESTMENTS

~ PER CENT INCOME GUARANTEED
to 10 cottages East Adams tract.
SIDDALL co, 207 Copp building.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
Came Back.

John Burroughs is never tired of ridi-
culing the new school of nature writ
ers, the school that attributes a quite
human intelligence to animals and in
sects.
MIR. Burroughs dined with me one
night said a magazine editor of New
York, and among my guests was a young
nature writer of the new school.
This young man told a wonderful
story about the Intelligence Of oysters
He said he was going to put the story
in his new book. Mr.. Burroughs gave a
dry laugh and said:
Let me tell you about a cat. This
story is quite as authentic as the other
one, and it should do for your book, nice
ly.'
"The venerable student paused impress
sively, then said:
a Springfield couple had a cat that
age had rendered helpless. and they put
It out OF its misery by means of chloro-
form. They buried it in the garden, and
planted rose bush over its remains. The
next morning a fimfliar scratching took
them to the front door, and there was
the cat waiting to be let in, with the rose
bush under its arm "
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
The Penalty.

Deception rarely pays" said John w.
Gates, aprcpOs Of a deception that had
been discovered when a man gets into
trouble he had best face the music and
nave It over with. Deception only pro-
longs and increases his trouble ten to
one.
1T is like the case of old Jonathan
| Sparhawk Of Turner Junction. Jonathan
promised his wife the first of the year
that from then on, if he was out of bed
single night after clock struck i he
would abandon drinking forever.
for a month or so all went well. Then
one bitter evening Jonathan sat before
the tavern fire with his boon cOmpan-
ions and his glass. and all of sudden
it was Has. He had forgotten himself.
III make il yet, though he NUT
tered, and hurried home through the
Snow at breaknech speed.
He tptOed into the bedroom a few
as he could-he could not go so very
fast lest he awaken his wife-and just
as he was slipping off his shirt the clock
began to strike
Jonathan leaped silently to it. He
let 1t ring out 10 Then he took hold IF
the weight.
''Hise wife stirred drOwsly.
He stood there in the cold, holding the
weight, half frozen, till he thought she
had fallen asleep again, and he could
safely let il go. Finally he heard deep,
regular breathing from the bed, and he
dropped the weight and slipped into bed.
Two strokes rang out, and his wife,
wide awake, received him.
Two O'Clock, eh?' she cried shTillv.
Very well, sir. Remember your pledge"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
Trading on Honesty.

AT a journalists dinner in New York, .
SAID an editor, Il once heard the late
William L. Brown, publisher OF the New
York News. tell an interesting story
about an upright Ohio judge.
Colonel Brown said that when he was
running the Youngstown indicator a
civil case involving a large sum of money
was tried before this judge. 1t was the
Smith-Jones case. and Smith won.
"A friend, meeting Smith later, said:
1 was surprised to hear that you won
that case. I thought the evidence was
rather in Jones favor
Maybe it was. said Smith. with
cunning smile But, you know, the judge
is such an honest old boy. The day be-
fore the case ended / sent him let
ter begging him TO accept an Enclosure
of $500
Why said the other, L should think
that would have made you lose your
case
To be sure it would said Smith,
with another cunning smile; only l signed
Jones name"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
Held to His Baruain.

A Fl. Smith, the general manager of
the New York Central railroad, said of
a financier the other day:
1t is no wonder the man has sue
ceeded. For the sake of money he would
do anything There is a story they tell
about this youth.
They say that when he was a burly
young farm hand in Pennsylvania a back
tooth fell TO aching, and he tTdmped to
Wyalusng to have it out.
The dentist pushed him back in the
operating chair stuck a cock between his
Jaws TO keep them open, and examined
the sore tooth carefully. Then. frown-
ing. shaking his head, he selected his
biggest and most substantial pair of for
Ceps.
Is this going to hurt. doctor? said
the farm hand, looking anXiOusly at the
tremendous forceps.
THE dentist answered with a smile:
We'll, if il doesn't, we won't charge
you anything
And he rolled up his sleeve, hooked
the fOrceps on to the tooth, put his foot
against the arm of the chair for a brace,
and. an, il was horrible.
But all through the horrible ordeal
the young farm hand neither hOWled nor
grOaned nor grunted. Like an image he
sat. Indeed, a kind of smile flickered
from time to time over his face.
When the tooth was at last out the
dentist said compassicnately:
% 1t didn't hurt SO very much did it,
Hurt? Why, it didn't hurt at al
said the farm hand.
and he took leave without paying,
holding the dentist to his bargain
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

SSy2-Con F. Riggs, COnchO, Ariz.
Mary West, Snowflake, Ariz.
SS9S-Albert Leslie Hart. Raymond. Ida.
Amelia Eschler, Raymond, Ida.
3S9+-Joseph A. Bell. Elsinore
Laura Eta Rappleye, Tropic
3S95-John N. GALLAGHER, salt Lake.
Cora Malin. Salt Lake.
3S96-Norvel Nicol, Murray.
MAYA FinlaysOn, West Jordan.
5Sg1-Ernest w. Johnson. Eureka
Mary Billings, Eureka.
3S9S-Al Uuckswert, Bingham.
Mary Reese, Bingham
$S9-DOc Carlisle. Portland. Ore.
Rose Brasil Salt Lake.
3900-John J. Schsnaker. Sacramento Cal
Christina Morrison, Mt Pleasant.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
MI, LEARNED JUDGE.

NJ A. Breeder, by he grace of the
Smoot machine and tolerant voters, at
toruey general of the state of Utah,
gives an opinion as TO the legality of
the appointment of the notorious Hans
\. Petersen Of Logan as judge of the
juvenile court there. The Breeder opin-
iDH is qualified by the statement that
II was given off-hand without consult
ing references. For Major Breeders
sake we are glad this much may be
said in eXtenuatiOn. but. COnCeding that.
il is still marvel of legal construction.
The attorney general does not deny
that the constitution says no member
of d legislature shall accept any Office
Of profit created by that legislature
until after the expiration Of the legis-
lative term for which he was elected.
The language Of the constitution on
This point is too clear TO permit any
distortion of its clear meaning and in
tent. But the major seeks to justify
the blunder, or deliberate evasion, of
the commission to which he belongs
by setting up that Petersen virtually
continues in office as Juvenile judge be-
cause he served in that Office under
the old juvenile court law. In other
words, as the major explains it, the
new law is simply an amendment.
Here is legal construction superb, A
law is repealed, wiped out. obliterated
i'm its entirety. A new law is enacted,
creating new commissioners. new rules
of procedure. new jurisdiction. Moth
ing is left Of the old law except it's
general purpose. The old officers were
removed in a body with the repeal Of
the old law, and new appointments
were provided for. If this is amend
ment. will somebody explain what new
legislation is?
Attorney General Breeder has quail
fed as a lawyer, and it is not for us
to challenge him TO legal debate. We
prefer 10 put the case in the light of
common sense and simple justice,
which is or should be the basis of all
law. One need not be a lawyer to read
plain English or to grasp patent facts.
1t must not be forgotten that this
Petersen is a jurist of fame himself He
Is the man who released the eccIesiasts
that took official ballots from election
judges in Cache county last fall. Prob
ably, in his small way, he knows some
thing about evading the written law
of the state himself. He has shown no
hesitancy in riding over it.
This present attempt to boost sal
aries of officers is not the first instance
of the kind in Utah. Not many years
ago several state officers. including
Breeder, if memory is correct. found
a way to accept mere salary without
resigning their offices. Since that time.
fortunately, judicial changes that have
taken place Justify the hope that tricks
like that cannot be pulled off with i'm
punity in Utah, and there is good rea-
son TO believe that the court of the
state when appealed to will find a diff
ferent construction TO one section of
the constitution from that which the
distinguished attorney general has
found.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
Parrot Stories.

Commander Robert Z. Peary at a din
ner in Chicago said;
"A man deluged me with parrot sto-
ries on the New York train the other
day.
fare you interested in parrot storiesY
he began.
No said I.
Well said he. III tell you about two
brother parrots that escaped And nc
began.
"a friend of mine, he said, was pleas
ant shooting and shot at one of these
tame parrots by mistake As he took
it up and turned it over in his hand the
dying parrot said feebly, You blockhead,
and expired.
1.-THE other parrot after its escape
stopped to rest on a countryman's roof.
The cOUntryman got wind that strange
and gorgeous bird was perched on the
caves, and getting u ladder climbed up
cautiously.
''When his head peeped over the edge
of the roof the parrot said:
Well, what do you want?
THE cOuntryman touched his cap and
answered respectfully, as he began to
climb down again:
4 beg yer pardon, sir. I thought ye
WIZ q bird -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05

Representative McEttrick of Boston
says that whisky drinking is the result
of misery and poverty and that the evil
would not exist if there were good
wages and general happiness. The phi
losophical Mr.. McEttrick ought TO re-
verse his current
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05

dispatch from London says that
Ireland has lost a marked percentage of
its population during the last few
years. Has Ireland thoroughly searched
the police force in New York City for
discovery?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
ANECDOTES CONCERNING
WELL KNOWN PEOPLE
A Definition.

Joaquin Miller. the venerable poet, in a
lecture in Oakland deplored the loose NOR
ais that prevail in business.
A dying millionaire of Canon CITY,
ne said, defended an abominable act
.t51,s7-,.. ~ ellat !. v az SSIo,b+.
Indignantly What is business any
way2'
He smiled a grim smile and replied:
other peoples money
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
Attention.

BelIamy Storer, at a dinner in Wash
ingtOn, said of an over-pOlite person:
He is like a waiter who looked after
me in an old English chop house the
other day.
After l gave my order there was some
delay, / said to the waiter as he hurried
bg me:
" Waiter, where's my chOp?'
" It's on the grill, sir he answered.
politely. viii you have it now, or wait
till it's doue?' "
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05

In view Of the fact that a number of
BARRIERS were granted certificates nv
the state board. patrons of their shops
may expect a clean shave instead of a
close shave.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05

Those 100 men who were stormbound
in mid-oeean on board a ship out from
St Johns of necessity found themselves
all at sea,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-05
But He's Not a Congressman.

New York Sum-
Certain friends of Secretary Loeb are
asking congress to raise his pay from
$500 to $500 The poor man deserves
If Who else would take the kicks and
buffetings he patiently endures for the
meager pittance that he receives?