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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
BAD DREAMS
Frequently Due to Coffee Drinking.

One of the common symptoms Of
coffee poisoning is the bad dreams that
spoil what should be restful sleep. A
man who found the reason says:
formerly was slave to coffee.
was like morphine fiend, could not
sleep at night, would roll and toss in
my bed and when l did get to sleep
was disturbed by dreams and hobgob-
Inns, would wake up with headaches
and feel bad all day, so nervous
could not attend to business. My writ
ing looked like bird tracks, had sour
belchings from the stomach, indlges-
ton, heartburn and palpitation of the
heart, constipation, irregularity OF the
kidneys, etc.
Indeed, began to feel had all the
troubles that human flesh could suffer,
but when friend advised me to leave
of coffee / felt as II he had insulted
me. l could not bear the idea, IL had
such hold on me and l refused to
believe 1t the cause.
But It turned cat that no advice was
ever given at more needed time for
finally consented to try Postum and
with the going of coffee and the COM
ing of Postum all my troubles have
gone and health has returned. eat
and sleep well now, nerves steadied
down and write a fair hand Gas yon
can see). can attend to business again
and rejoice that l am free from the
monster coffee"
Ten days trial OF Postum in place of
coffee will bring sound. restful. re-
freshing sleep. There's a Reason"
Read THE Road TO MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Some physicians call it "a little health
classic"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Queen Marx,s House for Sale.

From time to time most interesting
historical relics come before the pub
lie through the medium of the auc.
tiOneer. The latest example of this
is Queen Marys house in Jedburgh,
Scotland, and some old tapestry which
it has contained.
Jedburgh, according to Mr.. James
Tate, had a strong castle at the high.
est part of the town, and some Of the
mansions were in the form of bastile
houses, the defensive character being
requisite as a protection against Eng.
lish invaders. OF these houses the
most interesting specimen now re.
naming is one in which Queen Mary
lay sick for some time after her ride
of so miles over moor and moss to
visit Boutwell, at Hermitage castle
where he had been wounded by the
banditti of Liddlesdale. 1t is this
house for which offers are being in.
vited.
The bed occupied by the queen at
the time of her illness is now at Alb
botsford, having been presented ia
Sir Walter Scott. The tapestry which
covered the walls of the room is said
to have been worked by time court
ladies while they waited for the re-
covery of their sovereign.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
The Humor of the Diplomats.

Occasionally, but not often, the love
Of fun leads some one away from
courtesy, as when a prominent young
fellow introduced a former Chinese
minister to the colored man, whose
duty 1t was TO serve a preparatory
cocktail, upstairs, to the dinner
guests. MIR. Minister" said the
joker, ALLOW me to present Mr.. -.
our own representative at 1jiji and
Zanzibar" The diplomat took the
presentation in good faith, and grasp
ed the true situation only when the
newly created minister, with a broad
grin, asked whether it should be a
manhattan or a whisky and soda. But
this oriental was famous for his own
wit and usually came out about even.
To young debutante, who mischiev-
ously asked him il it were really true
that he had five wives, he gracefully
responded that the advantages of such
custom had not occurred to him
until after his arrival in the United
States. But, as was usually the case
with him, there was a serpents tooth
behind even this soft answer.-Bohe
milan.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
A REAL HEROINE
By Ella H. Stratton
Copyright. by Joseph B. Bowles.)

done. j heard something else-some-
thing which / can yet seem to hear
dear little Jane was softly singing to
her dolly, as she sat on the bench
under the maple tree, while not 30 feet
behind her crouched the tawny form
OF that panther,
Three times he stole along and
flattened his body for a fatal spring,
and three times our darling was
spared. l opened my lips to cry out,
but they gave no sound. My whole
heart went out in one voiceless, des-
perate prayer for little James life.
THAT agonized prayer was very
strangely answered, my dears. IL was
then that | was enabled to do that
which l had never imagined that
ever could do; / went silently and
swiftly across the floor and took
grandfathers old British musket from
it's pegs.
Il rested it carefully upon the sill
Of the open window toward the
panther, and raised it until it was
aimed directly between the brute's
cleaning eyes.
Il was not myself as sighted along
that polished barrel so coolly that l
wondered how my father kept the
steel lock from getting dull and rusty.
Every nerve was like iron, and l felt
as | would feel when under the mes
merism of aDother's will
THE great, tawny brute glided for
ward again and paused; felt that it
was the last. time-that the next in
slant he would leap upon our darling.
81 changed my aim hastily and fired
then | know nothing more for some
time. The old musket never was put
back upon the pegs; if you like. l will
show you the pieces of it sometimes,
my dears.
1T was never restored to its place
of honor, for that charge burst it, and
l nearly shared the fate of the
panther" here Grandmother Ruth
paused with a sweet smile, and lifted
the soft, white hair from her forehead
showing us long, white scar. But
| killed the savage brute, children
The bullet went through one cleaning
eye and lodged in his cruel brain.
THE boys came running from the
loft with startled shouts, when they
heard the report of the old British
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
THE STAMP OF TRUTH.
A Nature Story About a Monkey Who
Barked at a Cat.

In these days OF nature-faking anec-
dotes the following, which bears the
stamp of truth, will be welcomed by
all animal lovers. A photograph own
er living near Cheat mountain, Ran
dolph county, w. Va, had two pets
OF which he was very fond. One was
a Makaki monkey and the other a
large and fierce tempered cat of male
gender. The colored nanny" who
looked after the house detested the
monkey, but made a favorite of the
cat and gave 1t large plate of food
every midday. the monkey receiving
no attention whatever from her. AS
the simian watched the cat eating
while he went hungry. his brain de-
vised the following clever scheme
Placing blank on the monograph
he ran quickly into the neighboring
house and took a bone from the big.
savage dog who was gnawing it.
When he had recovered from his as
constituent the dog pursued the thief
into the parlor where the monograph
was and barked loudly. The monkey,
on the top of the bookcase, was Sc
cure from harm. The old colored
woman. thinking the dog was after
her beloved grimalkin, chased him
out and did not see the cause of the
trouble or dream that the dog had
been making a first-class barking rec
ord.
The following day nanny brought
the plate of food as usual and the cat
began to eat. The old woman was no
sooner out of sight and hearing than
the monkey placed the record in the
machine and the air was filled with
the noise of angry banks. The cat on
hearing the voice of her enemy APP
parently in the some room emitted
one blood-curdling screech, sprang
through the window and spent two
nights and a day at the top of the
large chestnut tree outside When
the trick was finally discovered the
monkeys owner was so pleased that
he gave orders that the two animals
should be treated equally in the mat
ter of food. 1t is reported that he has
refused large sum of money for the
monkey Full permission is given to
those publishers desiring TO incorpor
ate this anecdote in text books on
natural history to be used in the pub
lie schools.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
WHAT THE WOMEN WORE.
OF Course the Story Teller Didn't
Really Mean Just That

A gentleman recently returned from
that quiet little Maryland resort,
Ocean City, has a tale to tell of con-
ditions that are really sensational.
And the worst of 1t was that he did
not know they were sensational at all.
He was out calling the other evening,
and the conversation started with the
shirtwaist man, who, the returned
wanderer said, was to be found in
great quantities at the summer resort.
Then he told about the habit every
body down there had contracted of
going without hats. This is the way
he told 1t to an interested company:
"You see everybody down there
going about just the same. The men
never wear coats; they go about in
just their SHIRTS and trousers, and the
women are just like them"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Fiattened His Body for a Fata
Spring,

musket, and paused In amaZement at
the sight OF that motionless form; lit
tie Jane screamed and sobbed at the
danger which she had escaped, and
which her childish imagination could
not exaggerate
Edward took the little birch canoe
and started for father and mother,
padding so excitedly that the little
craft made dangerous progress.
Joseph started for uncle's folks at
a breakneck speed. shouting that l
was killed, and John was divided In
his anxiety for me and his admiring
awe OF the great, motionless figure by
the tree.
my uncle and aunt soon came, fol-
lowed closely by my frightened, yet
curious cousins l learned all OF this
afterwards; l had not recovered con-
seriousness when they came.
Il was sitting by the window when
father and mother came In sight. The
new neighbor was helping him pole
the boat along, and my mother sat in
the bow very calm but very pale.
watched them in a dazed way while
they landed and came hrrriedly up
the path. felt rather weak and trem-
bly,, and had a broad bandags around
my head.
my mother sat near us, hugging
little Jane as IL she could never let
her go again, while uncle and aunt
and the children were wondering. cry
ing, laughing and talking in strange
chorus.
II have never touched a gun since
that day. think that / never shall.
know that a stronger hand than mine
aimed that old musket. higher power
sent that bullet crashing upon It's
errand of death and deliverance. /
know that / never could have done
such a deed by my own strength,
never, my dears!"
But we, who have not our dear
grandmother's unquestioning faith.
will ever think of her proudly as a
real heroine, and not as the coward
which she would have US remember
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
VERY BAD FORM OF ECZEMA.
No Good-Perfectly Well After
Using Cuticura Remedies.

81 take great pleasure in informing
you that was a sufferer of eczema in
very bad form for the past three
years. l consulted and treated with
a number of physicians in Chicago, but
to no avail. l commenced using the
Cuticura Remedies, consisting of Cuti-
cura Soap, Ointment and Pills, three
months ago, and to-day am perfectly
well, the disease having left me en-
tirely. l cannot recommend the Cuti-
cura Remedies too highly to anyone
suffering with the disease that have
had. Mrs. Florence e. Atwood, IS
Chilly Place, Chicago, H., October 2,
1905. Witness: l.. S. Berger"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
An Inherited Tendency.

A Cleveland society woman gave a
party to nine friends of her young son,
aged six. To add to the pleasure of
the occasion she had the ices frozen
in the form of hen and ten chickens.
Each child was allowed to select his
chicken as it was served. Finally she
came to the son of prominent poll
tician.
(which chicky will you have, Ber'
tie?" she asked.
IF you please, Mrs. H., think I'll
take the mamma hen," was the polite
reply.-Lippincott's.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Impudence of Hoi PoIloI.

A noted English artist was standing
at the edge of the road. waiting for his
horse, and he was dressed in his
usual peculiar style-mustard-colo
riding suit, vivid waistcoat and bright
red tie. A man, who had evidently
been reveling, happened to lurch
round the corner of the street. He
stared at the famous artist for min
ute in silence, then he touched his cap
and asked in tone of deep commiser-
alton, Beg pardon. guv'nor, was you
in mournin' for anybody"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Ins.allments All Around.

Patient (gloomily)-I don't seem to
be gaining very fast, doctor.
Doctor (cheerfully)-You can't ex.
pect to get we'll at one jump. You will
have to regain your health gradually
day by day--sort of on the installment
plan, as 1t were.
Patient Frightening up)-Well, doc.
tor, IL this thing keeps on much
longer, I'm afraid that you will have
to collect your bill in the same way
Judge.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
A Different. Loaf.

why" exclaimed little Johnny,
when he heard his father telling about
somebody who was looking after the
loaves and fishes, that's just what
mamma says about Uncle Henry!"
Says about Uncle Henry?" repeat
ed his father, in establishment. What
do you mean?"
why, pa, don't you know" said
Johnny. mamma says Uncle Henry
only loafs and fishes"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
No Peace Conference.

"Are you going to strike. map"
asked the little boy, as he tremblingly
gazed upon the uplifted shingle.
That's just what I'm going to do"
Cant We arbitrate, ma, before you
striker"
II am just going to arbitrate," she
said, as the shingle descended and
raised cloud Of dust from the seat
of pair of pantaloons-'T am Just
going to arbitrate, my son, and this
shingle is the board of arbitration"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Stopped "seeinq Thinos.p

Enthusiastic Nature Lover Ito Re-
formed Tramp)-Ah, my friend, how
well you must know the face of ma
ture, and know it in all its moods.
Have you ever seen the sun sinking
in such a glare of glory that it swal-
lows up the whole horizon with it's
passionate fire? Have you seen the
mist gliding like a specter down the
shrinking hillside, or the pale moon
struggling to shake off the grip of the
ragged storm cloud?
Reformed Tramp-No, sir; not
since / signed the pledge.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
NEW HOMES IN THE WEST.

Send for free copy of pamphlet con.
tanning synopsis of the United States
homestead laws and information how
to secure quarter section of splendid
farming or grazing land free along the
new railway lines of the Chicago e
Northwestern Ry. in South Dakota.
Wyoming and other states. Special
excursion rates to homeseekers. Full
information on request to w. b.
Kniskern, Passenger Traffic Manager.
G. q N. w. Ry., Chicago.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Nearly Anonymous.

Blackanwite-I feel that I'm not get.
ting fair show in Scribharp's.
Oyles-Why so?
"Why, OF course. there's my sigma
ture on the drawing; and they print
my name at the bottom and, over the
top and in the contents and in the
spiel about This months Serb.
harp's'-"
"Well?"
"well-thats only FIVE timas."--
Puck
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Horrible ExamnIe.

"My DEAR said Mrs. Strongmind, 81
want you to accompany me TO the
town hall tomorrow evening"
what for?" queried the meek and
lowly other half of the combine.
81 am to lecture on the Dark Side
of Married Life" explained Mrs. s.,
and | want you to sit on the plat
form and pose as one of the illustra.
TONS"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Busy Diamond Industry.

There is a factory in Amsterdam,
Holland, which cuts and polishes 400,-
900 diamonds annually. About 20
women do most of the actual cutting
OF the stones.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Few Runaways in New York.

Although New York is "hitching
postless" city there are fewer runa-
way horses in its streets than in the
average city of one-tenth of its popu-
lation.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Il cures While You walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is certain cure for
hot, sweating, Gallons, and swollen. aching
feet. Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen 5. Olmsted. lie Roy, y. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
No Headache in the MornInn

Krause's Headache Capsules for over-in-
Norman Lichty Mfg. Co., Des Moines, la.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30

II a girl is as good as pie she doesn't
always take the cake.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30

Who builds on the mob builds on
sand.-Italian
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30
Important TO Moth srs.

Examine carefully every bottle OF CAsTORIA,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethlng, sOfens the gums reduces In
nammation alays pain cures wind collie. 25c bottle.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-08-30

A man isn't necessarily charitable
because he gives himself away.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
A BUSINESS DEMOCRAT POSSIBLE.

OF course looks Roosevelt Bryan would be
President
Roosevelt people VERY
REPUBLICAN.
privileged skstockng Democrats
would nght him.
liked
country,
THOSE DOLLAR ABOVE HUMAN.
EVERY TIME.
Under all those circumstances IS
dolar-geting MAY HOUSE
That the kind OF candidate Henry whitney
would he
The stocobbng bondssung franchise
powerful than think and UNITED IGNORANCE
POPULAR PERSONALITY might ELECrT A PRESIDENT.
Henry M whitney of Massachusetts,
the United
This declaration startling
sbilly might these
NrstCan there other than
up by tho Democratic party with hope
poRE RoosENELT's CANDiDATEs
seond-t Henry Whitney elected of Massachusetts,
upon business mans platform Will
mans candidate for 1905 on the Democratic PLATFORM
Henry NJ Whitney today has
party Massachusetts, him
BECAUSE HE ~ A DEMOCRAT
The election OF
business mans platform makes him
ddate whom the Democrats
cess against the man whom Theodore Roosevelt
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15


strongly the trial Judge
AS Mr. Gregory ad public opinion of subject is usually
subject which be just
and be unjust, but is impartial
unhampered by
the camos of the pubim for in that only will justice
existing public
opinion created by the publication of the testimony given before the
1t s publication of that testimony
a complete IN public sentiment
That not subject for public comment In this city,
pressivey stated opinion this the the
conditions which resulted in the graft trials.
THE CONTROLLING MAJORITY IN THIS CITY HAS NEVER
BEEN AyERSE TO CORRUPTION IN OFFICE.
WHEN WE HAVE HAD HONEST OFFICIALS AND BOARDS-AND
HAVE FREQUENTLY THENI-IT WAS CHANCE AS
RESULT TRANSTTORY INFLUENCES DIRECTLY
CERNED WITH HONEST GOVERNMENT.
It has been the exception that franchises other
favors have been granted without corruption.
believe that business having deal
ngs with the city has attempted anything with
out bribing somebody
There is probably franchises which
rupty obtained.
particularly usually
that interest
this condition everybody yet
have continued nominate political
prostitutes.
CHARACTER sCHnTz WAS JUST AS WELL KNOWN TWO
GREAT MAJORITY
There citizens stapdng
been
lie Office asked deeds they
deeds this people openly notorlouy
daousy corrupt for these
Public opinion
government.
And let strike while the S
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
BUILD MORE SUBSTANTIAL.

substantial business and
buildings
oden SOLID FOUNDATIONS OF
BRiCK STONE CONCRETE
business buildings of
building
brought mind when the buildings Willamette
areco dered- FOUR OF WOOD.
should brick
Thereis 3 nj N wooden structures
brick building enables architects
up perfectly dry, BY USING HOLLOW WALLS.
brick residence which
without
BUILDINGS SAFER FROM FIRES, winter,
Durable than wooden structures
buildings brick like the Catholic church
n
stands the OF
a distance Nowberg
BUILDING ERECTED by Philip farme-
the donation claim which
the Indian troubles 1866 rendezvous for the
sotlers It, while all the
redskins into the mountains
Beautiful effects obtained by constructing the poches and
bungalows of brick AND THE
UPPER
That makes combination OF sody durability and graceful beau
lighter structure the portions the house
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
FINANCE AND POLITICS.


politics
TO
are he great EVERY
WORLD.
politics looks
they
OF the that being ARE FOUNDED ON
FINANCE
rights
ne to o
This received
the o
Railway
Attorney Jackson who elected
ticket raised the
disposition
the corporations able TO
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15

II Is worth no.s ''. |. .
bread. YET sAs - 80
For sale at ysa' p -
cArBcss,, =,
Thomas . 90
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
Talked Football.

At the 1o'clock assembly yester.
day the students of the high school
had the pleasure of listening to
some short addresses by three of the
most prominent football men of the
northwest, Principal Hugg OF the
Eugene high school, who played
center for "or sgon" last year:
Coach Frost. the man who turned
out the famous Seattle high school
football team, and Referee Carver. a
graduate of the University OF Ne
braska. who was brought down by
the Washington team TO offieiate at
yesterdays game. IL Is needless 20
say that the talks were mostly foot
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
Frost is now coaching U. of
Hard Times In Kansas.

The old days of grasshoppers and
drouth are almost forgotten In the
prosperous Kansas of today; al.
though citizen of Codell, Earl
Shamburg, has not yet forgotten a
hard time he encountered. He says:
II was worn out and discouraged by
coughing night and day, and could
find no relief till | tried DR.. Kings
New Discovery. 1t took less thar
one bottle to completely cure me"
The safest and most reliable cough
and cold cure and lung and THROAT
healer ever discovered. Guranteed
by j. c. Perry's drug store. soc and
si.00 Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
Any
Young
Man

Who is really determined 10
get ahead, to accumulate some
thing to be one of the solid ana
substantial men OF the eommun-
ity, can do Il.
Just little self-denlal and the
careful conserving of your in
come until you have enough TO
make an investment--then keep
your money working for you
Even II your present income Is
small, You can start savings
bank account. and begin TO ac-
eumulate a fund for future in
vestment.
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT
CAPITAL NATIONAL RANK.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
Out OF Sight.

"out Of sight, out of mind" Is
an old saying which applies with
special force to a sore. burn or
wound that's been treated with
Bucklen's Arnica Salve. It's out OF
sight, out of mind and out of exist
ence. Piles too and chilblains dis
appear under its healing influence.
Guaranteed by j. c. Perry. druggist,
25c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15
UsR SELF RSl~
~~ .. B. B. B.
ZAZA0 Floor
For Boston Bread, Griddle axes Mullins ana "a
ALIENS Il. n. Is. FLOUR 90. me- SAY - .-
USH
Same Old Qualifications.

This" said the dealer. sis the
best automobile you could buy; just
the thing for lady"
"Really?" remarked Miss Bright,
II suppose its-er-kind and gentle
and not afraid of electric carst"--
Philadelphia Press.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-15

Mr.. B.-There. I've let my cigar
go out. Do you know 1t spoils n
cigar. no matter how good it is, II
you allow II to go out?
Mrs. B.-Yes; a cigar Is very
much like a man in that respect
illustrated Bits.