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Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
Call for Socialist Primaries.

The socialists of the city of Rock Is
land. Ill, are hereby called upon to as
Scmble in their respective wards on
Monday Feb. II, AT p. m. at places
of nominating candidates for the office
of aldermen to be elected Tuesday,
April ,, 1907 and to elect ward com
mitteemen for the ensuing year, and
to elect delegates to a city and town
ship convention of the socialist party,
to be held at Industrial hall, Rock Is
land, Monday, Feb. 2I. 1907. at p. m.
when nominations of candidates for the
following offices Will he made: One
candidate for mayor. one candidate for
city clerk, one candidate for city at
torney. one candidate for city treas
urer. one candidate for assessor. one
candidate for collector, four candidates
for supervisors, one candidate for jus
tice of the peace to fill vacancy.
The places for holding ward eau
cuSeS are as follows:
First ward. at 2l7 Sixth street.
Second ward, at 1000 Third avenue.
Third ward. at AZ Twelfth street
Fourth ward at S. Marschall's tailor
shop.
Fifth ward. at Industrial hall
Sixth ward, at Funk's hall Fifth av-
cnue and Twenty-siXth street
Seventh ward. at 522 F'ortieth street.
The ward caucuSeS are entitled to
elect delegates from their respective
wards to the city and township conven-
tions. at places named above. as fol-
lows:
From First ward ..........2 delegates
From Second ward. .........2 delegates
From Third ward .........3 delegates
From Fourth ward. ........2 delegates
From Fifth ward. ......... , delegates
From Sixth ward .........2 delegates
| From Seventh ward .........3 delegates
Done this 9TH day of February, 1907,
! by order of the city central committee
of the socialist party of Rock Island.
5. MARSCHALL. Chairman.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
HOTELS AND RESORTS.

LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS-Located
6,767 feet above the sea. All years
round resort. A perfect place for
rest. For particulars, address Dr..
Daniel S. Perkins, medical director,
Las Vegas. n. Nj.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
FOR SALE-CITY PROPERTY.


FOR SALE-Lot 40x150 feet, centrally
located, on paved street. For partic-
ularS address Box 267, city.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

ROCK ISLAND COUNCIL, NO 20, r. g.
S. M.-Meets in stated communica-
ton on the third Wednesday of each
month. H. M Briggs, T. l M; l.. c.
Daugherty, secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

Estate Of George Wagner deceased.
TIL" undersigned. having been ap-
pointed executors of the last will and
testament of George Wagner late of
the county of Rock Island. state of Hi
noiS. deceased. hereby give notice that
they viii appear before the county court
of Rock Island county. at the county
court room. in the city of Rock Island.
at the April. 1907, term. on the first
Monday i'm April next at which time all
persons having claims against said cs-
tat" are notified and requested to at
tend. for the purpose of having the
same adjusted. All persons indebted II
said estate are requested to make i'm
mediate payment to the Undersigned.
Dated this 9Th day of February \.
u. 1907.
ROBERT \. WAGNER
BERNARD ID. CONNOLLY.
Executors
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
CIAIRyOYANT.

~~-~~~~~~~~~~~-~O~~~~-~
MRS. MARY YATES-BuSiness medium.
hours, l to 10 p. m. Residence, 705
Fourth avenue. Take the Blue line
west Phone west T24-X
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
HEATING AND PLUMBING.

DUFVA 81 CO.-Heating
and plumbing along scientific lines.
areful and skillful workmen. Prompt
attention. ia West Seventeeth St
Phone 11---
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

VILLA DE CHANTAL-A home school
conducted for girls by the Sisters of
the Visitation. documentary and
higher branches and all polite accom-
pliShments taught. Twentieth street
and Fifteenth avenue. Rock Island.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

ROCK ISLAND COMMANDERY. No. Is,
X T.-Meets in stated conclave on
the second Monday of each month.
III. A. j. Mcdonald, E. c.; r. C. Willer-
ton, recorder.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

ROCK ISLAND CHAPTER. NO. 26s, o.
+. S-Regular meeting second We'd
nesday of each month. Helena War
necke, W. M; Vashta Bollman, secre-
tary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
ARCHITECTS.

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LEONARD DRACK-Architect and su.
perintendent. Skinner block, second
floor. Office hours, 10 to IL a m. to
$40 u.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
FI.ORISTS.

ii HENRY GAETHJE-Proprieto Chip
piannock nursery. Cut flowers and
designs of all kinds. City store 1907
Second avenue. Telephone lilo.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

WANTED - Solicitors for newspaper
proposition: references required; sal
AIRY guaranteed Apply at the Even
ing Mail, 1920 Fifth avenue, Moline,
Ill.
WANTED-Men; our 1907 catalogue cX-
plains how we teach barber trade in
few weeks, mailed free; wages Satur-
days. tools given: graduates paid $12
to $40 weekly; positions or locations
waiting. Write today. MOler Bar
Der college, Chicago, Ill
WANTED-RaiIroad work offers excep-
tiOnal opportunities to capable young
men, We now have openings in the
offices of some of the largest systems
in the country for men experienced
| in various branches of the work.
| Salaries vary according to ability.
| Good positions also open for ambi-
| tious young men without experience.
Write US today stating position de-
! sired. HapboOdS Unc.D Brain Brok-
crs, 1913 Hartford building, Chicago,
| III.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
ART DECORATION.

PARDON q SON-Artistic interior
decoration. Finest line of late papers
carried and skilled workmen mplov-
ed. Moderate prices. Az Seven
teenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
EDUCATIONAL,

COLLEGE-Business de-
partment. A thorough business train
ing given for entry into commercial
life. Terms reasonable. Apply to
AuguStana college.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

MONEY LOANED on furniture, teams,
salaries. watches, etc: weekly, month
ly or quarterly payments arranged
'Telanhona calls or letters given
prompt attention. Private offices.
Lowest rates. and unquestiCnably the
best plans. Reliable. Private. Tri-
City Loan company 2l9l2 Brady
street. Davenport. Iowa. Old phone
y, 2425. open Saturday nights.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

FOR RENT - Two nicely furnished
rooms, with water, for housekeeping,
at 527 Twentieth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

MASONIC BOARD OF CONTROI-H.
ID. Mack, president; F. T. Myers, sec
rotary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
GRAIN AND PROVISIONS.

Ii. J. CHURCHILL COMMISSION COM
pdny - Brokers. Rock Island house
block. Stocks, grain, provisions, cot
ton, and Investment securities bought
and sold for cash or on margins. Pri-
waite wires to Chicago and New York.
Both phones, old west 800 new 5oiS.
Market quotations gladly furnished
by phone or mail.
H T. TOHER & CO.-Brokers. Daven-
port. Stocks, grains, provisions, cot
ton. Private wire to New York and
Chicago. Offices, 100 Main street. Tel
ephone 407.
GEORGE II. SIDWELI. & CO-Com-
mission merchants. Grain, hay and
provisions. Members of the Chicago
board of trade and Chicago stock eX-
change. Established % years. No.
542 and 543 Rialto building Long dis
lance phone. Harrison. 2666.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
MONEY TO LOAN.

LOANS ON REAL ESTATE SECURITY
at lowest rates. LudOlph 81 Reynolds.
lawyers, Buford block, corner Seven
teenth street and Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
FUEL.

EMPIRE COAL & COKE COMPANY
Wholesale and retail dealers in BIZ
luminous and anthracite coal Prompt
uenvery service. once 171S First
avenue
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
ENDLESS. STORAGE, nus AND can.

ROBES TRANSFER COMPANY-l2O
West Seventeenth street. Old phone
1887; new phone 515S. New storage
building. Express, baggage. bus and
cab calls answered day or night.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
Charles {. Hodgson,
Fire Insurance
Agency.
Established 1874.

American ms. Co. ...... Newark, N. j.
Continental Ins. Co. .... New York
Farmers ms. Co. ..........York, Pa.
williamsburg ms. Co.. New York
Flew Hampshire Ins. Co.. N Hampshire
Northern ms. Co. New York
Security Ins. Co. New Haven, Conn.
ms. Co. State of Illinois . 2 oxford, Ill.
Connecticut Fire ms. Co. of Connecticut
Office. room 8, Buford block Rates
% low az consistent with security.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
LODGE DIRECTORY.
Masonic.

TRIO LODGE. NO. 81. A. F. & A M
"A Meets in stated communication
wv on the first Thursday of each
M month. Sam r. Davis. w. M;
~ William Il. Petit secretary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

FOR RENT-Two furnished rooms for
street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
PATENTS.

PATENT AND TRADE MARK office,
room Il, Mitchell & Lynde building,
Rock Island. James +. Murphy, as
sociate, branch of Moore & Co, pat
ent attorneys, Washington, d. c.. and
Chicago, Ill
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
FOR RENT-ROOMS.

~~~~N~O~-~~~-~->~O-~~ ~~~N~>~~~~oO~~~O~~~~~~~
FOR RENT-Furnished room, all mod
crn, at 929 Second avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

WE WILL BOND YOU-Executors'. adj
ministrators', guardians. trustees or
any kinds of judicial bonds; lodge and
society officers; city, state or l.. S.
government officials; contractors, po-
sitons of trust; in fact, any kind of
bond you want Except bail bOndS).
Terms reasonable. Hayes &, Cleave-
land, resident managers Fidelity IL
Deposit COMPANY of Maryland.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
FOR NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

">~-~~~~~~~N@~C-~~~~~OOO
FOR RENT-Store room, corner Sew
enth avenue and Seventeenth street
Apply to Reidy Bros.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

FOR RENT--Furnished room, with heat
and bath, at 1916 Fourth avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

EWERT e. RICHTER-Express and
Storage company, having unequaled
facilities for moving, storing, packing
and shipping household goods, and
can quote reduced freight rates to
Pacific coast and other points. Write
or call. Office and warehouse, 1922
1926 East Fourth street, Davenport,
Iowa Telephone 59S.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

MONEY TO LOAN-On real estate Sc
curity at lowest rates. Marion +
Sweeney, attorney, rooms 80 and IS,
Mitchell & Lynde building, Rock ISL
and.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for light
housekeeping; all modern; 1876 Third
avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
WANTED-MALE HELP.

WANTED Bell boys at the Harper
house.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

EVERY employe in the tri-cities hold
ing a steady position can get a loan
on their promise to pay on their plain
note. No endorser, no inquirer of
friends, or employer. Loans on house
hold goods and other personal prop
erty. Our plan is the fairest and most
convenient to borrowers. c. Berg
man & Co., 209 Brady street, Daven-
port.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

FOR RENT-Furnished rooms for light
housekeeping at li22 Third avenue.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

Done this 9Th day of February. 1901.
by order of the city central committee
Of the socialist party of Rock Island.
5. MARSCIIALL. Chairman.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

WE MAKE A SPECIALITY OF loaning
money on household goods, horses
wagons, etc, without removal and in
a quiet way. Call on us for quick
loans. Fidelity Loan company, room
80, Mitchell & Lynde block.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

LOST-A gold necklace in the Crystal
th"atcr. Return to 1927 Sixth ave
nue. and hc rewarded.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

FOR RENT-Three unfinished rooms
Inquire at 2516 Fifth -and-a-half ave-
nue..
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08
INSURANCE.

HAYES * CLEANELAND-Th pioneer
agency. Old time and fire tested COM
panicS. Fire, lightning. plate glass
tornado, accident, life. or almost any
form of risk. Ground floor office 21O
to 21S Eighteenth street.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-02-08

RELIABLE STORAGE-On first floor;
also manufacturer of awnings, tents,
wagon covers, etc. Tents for rent.
3. Roessler & Co, 209 Fifteenth
street, opposite the court house, Rock
Island.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28
COAL CENTENARY

now Northampton street, anthracite
coal was held to be of little value, for
it was thought that it would not burn,
except under forced draught. BY
burning anthracite in an open CRATE
Judge Fell opened the way to an in
dustry which now gives employment
to 10000 men, who produced 6O,000,-
900 tons of anthracite annually, and
which has given millions of dollars in
royalties to the owners of the lands.
Just so years after his experiment
four young men were travelling to-
wltrd Wilkesbarre. One of them was
a grandson of Judge Fell. He had
that day been reading in an old copy
of a well known Masonic book an ac-
count of the experiment made by his
grandfather. When he mentioned it
one of the members of the party re-
called that the experiment bad been
made just so years before. The
young men determined that ONE
thing must be done to celebrate the
occasion.
When they arrived in Wilkesbarre
they called a public meeting, to be
held in the same old tavern in which
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28
cIaars Made Refore Var.

Reading, PA batch Of cigars
that were made before the civil war
has just been found stored away in
the old Schnader homestead mean Mob
Mon. The find was made by James f..
Scnnader, who Immediately reported
it to Deputy Revenue Collector Gran
ston. There were 1000 cigars in the
batch, made in 1859, and all were in
a good state of preservation.
Only a little while ago another box
Of cigars, made about the same date,
were found in the old Keinert home
stead, in Hereford township.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28
0Nrsa-0Ns@0N~a-0N~ss-
MICE TERRoRIzE A HORSE.
Cats Protect Pet Equine of Kansas
City Fire Department.


Kansas City, Mo.-"Why do you
keep so many cats around the sta
tion?" John McNarrey, chief of the
fire department in the west side, was
asked recently.
$50 that Ben can sleep soundly,"
replied Chief McNarrey.
Ben is one of the fire horses. He is
a big bay, kind and gentle. One great
trouble Ben has is a constant fear
of rats and mice. The instant a rat
pokes its head up through a crack in
the floor or ventures up too nea Ben
he throws his front feet on top of a
railing, which stands two feet from
the floor, and there he stands until
the mouse or rat disappears.
Talk about a woman making a fuss
over a mousse but a woman isn't in
it compared with Ben" Chief McNar-
reg said recently. THAT horse can
make more fuss over a mouse than a
room full of women. He climbs on
top of that railing with his front feet
and stamps on the floor with his hind
feet. That horse dreams about rats.
But Ben is the best horse in the de-
partment, and we humor him."
Ben and the cats work together.
When the horse begins climbing on
the railing and making all kinds Of
noise, the cats have learned that
there is a mouse in Ben's corner.
They come from all parts of the sta
ton and the frightened horse is soon
at peace again.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28

There is certain to be a wide future
for the small college. 1t has a place
to fill which can be taken by no other
educational force. The small college
is commonly located in a small town.
1t is quite sure to depend in large
measure upon the patronage and sup
port Of men to whom life has been a
hard and serious problem, says Cleve-
land Leader. To such colleges will
come students who find it difficult to
obtain means for any education be-
yond the limits of the public school.
The influence upon the civic life and
social ideals of the American repub-
lie which springs f-om such colleges
and universities-for some have a
wide range of usefulness and many
departments-has been exceedingly
valuable. 1t will not be LEGS so in the
future.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28
Opportunity,

Apropos Of the beautiful poems Of
Ingalls, and Judge Malone on "Oppor-
%tunity," I am reminded of the time
when Ingalls,, just after he was re-
tired from the senate. interviewed an
old Virginia darkey on the subject at
the home Of Senator Daniel, one of
Tillman's minstrel performers. says a
writer in the New York Press. I'm
Gle SAM Kissed the Kansas sky
rocket, what would you do to-day If
Opportunity were to tap at your cabin
door? You have heard me say he
makes only one call" 'Da's all
raight, Mars lngers, but he call on ole
Sam nigh on seben years ago; TO- yO'
writ dem verses Indeed And what
did you do?" "Ah didn't hab de
money"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28
TO BE CELEBRATED BY WILKES
BARRE, PA, NEXT YEAR.
Anthracite First Burned IN Open
Crate on February II, 1sos-sup-
posed Original Fireplace
Found to Be a Duplj,
cate.

Wilkesbarre, Pa.-On February II,
1908, Wilkesbarre is to celebrate the
Tooth anniversary of the day on which
anthracite coal was first burned in IN
open CRATE. incidentally the ruthless
searcher after facts has shown that
what was supposed to be history vas
merely tradition, for it has been
learned that the original CRATE is not
now in existence and that the CRATE
now carefully preserved in the Fell
House in W~ilkesbarre as the original
is a duplicate which was placed in
the original fireplace in 1878.
Before the experiment made by
Judge Jesse Fell in his tavern in
Wilkesbarre and Easton turnpike,
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28

sibly want to help" she interposed
impatiently.
laughed in the midst of my aston
ishment.
mo, l didn't mean that. But how
can you possibly help Lord Etching
ham by getting Mr.. Montagu into par
liament?D
Lady Isabel laid her teacup careful
~ down upon the table and, leaning
forward, looked at me with a delicate
smile of explanation.
"Well, 0 see, DEAR" she said slow
ly its like this; Mr.. Montagu is
what is known as a inancier"-she
paused and looked helplessly round
the room-"and poor dear old Vernon
has been so very, very unlucky with
his investments lately, and is dread
fully hard up, as you know. so that
well, even a few directoyships will be
very useful"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28

All the big gifts to education are
not made public. An anonymous
%benefactor of Princeton university
has made the management of that in
stitution happy by a donation which
will enable the university to be en-
Iarged along important lines. That is,
the benefactor is anonymous so far
as the world at large is concerned.
OF course President Wilson knows,
and from what that gentleman says
1t is inferred that the sum represents
one of the largest gifts ever made to
any university. Sooner or later the
name Of the generous donor will come
out, Notwithstanding his modesty.
The prediction that 1907 is likely to
be a record breaker in the matter of
donations to education is in a fair way
toward fulfllment. February alone
has carried the figures to a high
notch.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28
COAL KILLS WOOL INDUSTRY.

reason neglect their hocks for other
interests.
In lamenting the decline of the once
foremost industry in the county one
of the old-time woolgrowers made the
remark that it was a sad day for
Washington county when the discov-
cry was made that the vast bitumin-
GUS coalbeds with which the entire
county is underlaid might be turned
into money. In ten years" said he,
we will never even remember that
Washington county was once the
foremost county in the United States
in the production of sheep and wool"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28

was returned by an overwhelming
majority.
"Oh, my dear, ] am so thankful It
is over said Lady Isabel, as she
sighed and leaned back In a deep
armchair. And now we can go back
to town and forget all about these
horrid old politics, Marjorie, and thor
oughly enjoy the coming season.
you have worked very hard, lisa
bel"
Hard she echoed. 81 have never
worked so hard in all M life; and
the things I have promised Well, l
only hope l haven't %contradicted my
self very, very often"
Mr.. Montagu spoke very well at
the meetings. I said grudgingly.
Yes agreed Lady Isabel; and he
can't be at all 'nervy' can he? be-
cause it was simply wonde rful the
way he answered those unpleasant
questions about that financial case he
vas mixed in, and that other one
about the other money thing for
get what Vernon called it."
But it is surely easy to answer
questions when you know you are in
nocent," l said in amazement.
Innocent echoed Lady Isabel.
Why, Vernon says he is a thorough
blackguard, and h%opelessly dishon-
est"
But surely you haven't been help.
ing a man you know to be dishon-
est?'
only dishonest about money mat
ters,' said Lady Isabel hastily, he
is all right about other things; and a
man can be a splendid politician, and
do an immense lot of good for his
country, and yet be mixed up with
the shadiest things in the city. You
see, dear, city honesty has nothing
whatever to do with political hon
esty," she added by way of explana-
ton.
Il see" l replied sarcastically; and
it was really noble of you to work so
hard for this politically honest man,
and to absent yourself from your fa-
vorite London, even for a short three
weeks"
yes, wasn't it? But it is always
nice to feel one is a power" she an
swered, co%ntentedly; "and, of course,
| did it really for dear old Yer"
For your husband, Isabel" I
echoed; why, you told me-"
"Of course, whom else should ! pos
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-03-28
Red River ~PrOspectOr


LSalUl0Hs
One Of our great universities has
given an investigating genius a de-
gree of science for a thesis on the alb
sorbing topic, THE Longitudinal VI
bration of a Rubbed String" Too lit
tie attention has been paid by science
TO the minutiae of every day. While
erudite gentlemen have been measur-
Ing the ~saitatory efforts of the Arctic
lea, and other seekers after knowl-
edge have been digging from Patagon.
ian morasses the fossil remains Of
me monster with a name like a
Polish pianist's, this ~far-seeing schol-
ar has stayed at home and rubbed a
string. He who seeks doctorial decor
atoms need NJ logger dig through
weary tones or glue the tired eye to
the exacting microscope. He may
stay at home and pet the cat. as prep
aration for a disquisition on 'Latitudi.
nal Crosse Currents of Feline Satisfac-
tion," or no may go a-fshing and
enlighten a gaping world upon 1.-THE
Convolutionary Variations Of an En-
paled A%ngleworm," or, again, he may
make capital of a minor misfortune,
and win himself undying fame as a
recognized authority on "The Static
Secretiveness Of a Dropped Collar
Button" When, remarks Golfers
Weekly, a modern Aladdin can rub
a string and summon an SGD, home
made degrees should be within the
reach of all.