The labor argus. [volume] (Charleston, W. Va.) 1906-1915, 1907-10-24
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officials to find and bring to justice
Illicit distillers in Tennessee, / was
seized with desire to try my hand at
the business. Polk county swarmed
with moonshiners, and to Polk county
l went Reaching the locality that
sought, | began operations by pump
Ing the inhabitants. Passing farm
house / saw good looking young wo
man on the porch taking care of a
couple Of little children. dismounted
went In and asked for Il drink OF wa
ter. The woman pointed to a gourd
hanging in well house. and l helped
myself. Then, before asking any ques-
tons, l played with the children with
view to opening a way to the moth
er's confidence.
Sorry your husband isn't at home"
said. I'm looking our for timber
lands. Perhaps he might know Of
some to SELL"
Il haven't got husband" she re-
piled; I'm wilder"
She went on to tell me that it was
hard for her to get on since her hus-
bands death The country was ruined
by the Illicit distilling that was going
on. Instead Of farming, everybody was
making whisky, and that kept respect
able people away.
Would you," asked, "be willing to
90 something to get rid Of the moon.
shiners?'
bOrS down on me-"
but supposing you could make
nice thing Of It,"
what d'y' call nice thing?"
I named sum was willing to pay
for the Information desired.
Look n-here, stranger" she said
You hain't after lumber; you're
albumin stills. Now, If you double that
what yo' said, it's n 60"
l complied with the terms, and she
gave me minute Information as to
where l could find half dozen secret
whisky manufactures, with the names
OF persons who knew all about them
and could testify to their existence
and ownership in court
Having kissed the children-I want
ed to kiss the widow, too; she was
very tempting-I mounted my horse,
confirmed the information given me
by pretending to stumble on the stills
while hunting timber lands. then rode
to the county seat and swore out war
rants for the persons whose names
had been given me as the owners ana
subpoenaed the witnesses.
Some time was required to serve the
papers, and it was several weeks be
fore we were ready for trial. Mean
while called frequently on the widow,
becoming quite at home in her house,
taking the children. out to walk with
me while their mother was busy with
her household duties. I feared that
my being so much ut her home would
lead those whom l was prosecuting to
suspect that she had given me the
necessary Information, but they didn't
seem to trouble her. I began to feel
that l would not mind settling in Ten
nessee with Il view to mlnistering to
the widow and the fatherless.
When the case came up for trial 1t
became apparent that the stills I had
seen were small ones, the main stills
where the bulk of the whisky was
made remaining undiscovered. The
fees paid the witnesses-whose testi-
mony was worthless-cost the state a
round penny, and the amount paid
the widow was q dead loss to me-
was riding away from the courthouse
much discounted when one Of my
witnesses overlook me-
Stranger" he said, "whatd you uns
give for some more information
..Nothing"
W eli, IL give 1t TO you anyway.
The wdder that put v on to 'em owned
the hull kit. Her husband owned all
the big stills about hyar. and when he
was shot year ago by a revenue Off
Ger his wilder TUX the property ana
has been runnin' it ever since Hyar's
paper she writ you uns''
lie handed me a missive from the
widow inviting me to take supper with
her that evening. l thanked the man
FOR his Information and. turning, rod,
to the widows home
Stranger. she said, 81 hain't no
great lover fer still hunters seem NV
husband was shot by q revenue bu,
l hain't got over your takin' a shine
to Tommy and Maudie Here's the
money You uns paid me fer putin Won
uns on to the stills. own 'em. and
the witnesses l give y air all in NV
employ. Reckon it wouldn't be right
to take pay fer that. The state can
afford to pay the witness fees"
We were soon seated at a table on
which was a delicious supper of ham
and eggs, biscuit. corn bread and cot
Zee. The widow did everything she
could to make me forget my failure to
break up moonshining in Polk county. |
and by the time l had finished NV sup |
per was in very contcnted frame |
OF mind. While smoked she Dut hn,.