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The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
Happiness In Marriage.

It an comes around to one OF two
things. says Harper's Bazaar. With
all married couples who differ In hab-
It, in taste. In opinion. in mode Of
life, II there Is to be any happiness
somebody has to learn to give up. Or
give up minding that there Ia q a.
ference. Either way is as good a. the
other. It is surprising how many
things are not of any importance 4
one can only think they are not!
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
Modern rrsasu-. ships.

The famed treasure ships Of the
ladies. in the days when pirates
swooped down on heavy vessels lum-
bering homeward with gold and Sill
yer, beside less precious freight, were
never worth az much as the bullion
occasionally carried across the Attain
tic. as a part of the express business
OF ocean hnors. Within q few weeks
one steamer landed over 100000 900
at New York. No buccaneers Of the
Spanish main ever had such q prise
to chase.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
The Mlad,. cI... NexsI..

Is It true that the modern English
novel reader insists upon hearing
about the rioh or the sreatf can
hardly think 80. when remember the
many successful works Of fiction deal
ing with costers and Scottish minis
ters. journalists and typists. actresses
and novelists. The Disraeli type OF
novel seems almost extinct, and the
great bulk of works of fiction deals
with the middle classes.-London
Lady.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Bees Laxative Cough Sysnp contain
ing Tar is especially appropriate for
children, no opiates or poisons Of any
character, conforms to national Pure
Food and Drug law, June 30, 1906 For
GROUP, whooping cough. etc. IL expels
coughs and colds BY gently MOVING
The bowels. Guaranteed. Sold by The
Up-to- Date Drug 90.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
Cause and Rscauaa.

Lei man have his own way about
everything and anybody can get slose
With him.
NIeoial Looks Backward.
Nicolai has been very much nm
pressed with his Sunday school Rs-
sons. especially those telling OF the
creation of the world. He askss his
mother numerous questions cmcsrn.-
Ing the original state of thinsa, and
Goes not seem quite satisfied With the
replies, as is evident from Z. recent
prayer he made. which included 4. Do
ution asking the Lord to please toll
me what there was way, way back,
N the years before there was, any
oaeks to the years."--Harper'ss Week.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
Harry L.hr,. wI..Iol.m.

A 'Lehric," as the witticisms Of
Harry Lehr are called. recently went
the rounds Of Newport At dinner
where Robert Goelet said of young
millionaire: He drank entirely too
much. He was running his life. I am
glad to see that he has sworn on. He
drinks nothing but soda water now.
But he wears yellow glassea." said
Mr.. Lehr. ito make himself think
that's it's champagne"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Pardon me. your neoktie has been
sd cking out for some time refrainsd
fSom telling you sooner because those
young ladies seemed 20 much amused. !"
Tsrmer-Thankee; an the oil from
that lamp has been dropping on that
light overooat o yourn for the last ten
minutes. but every one seemed 30
eAckled that hated to spoil the fun. "
London Mirror.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Your money refunded il after using
three-fourths 90 Of a tube OF ManZan
you are dissatisfied. Return the bal
snce Of the tube to your druggist, and
your money will be cheerfully returned.
Take advantage OF this offer. Sold BY
The Up-to- Date Drug 90.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Piles get quick relief from DR.. Shops
Magic Ointment. Remember It's made
alone for Piles-and it works with GER
tainty and satisfaction. Itching, pam
full, protruding, or blind piles dis ap.
pear like magic by its use. Try it and
seei Sold by Mclean Bros.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Nearly every person who is subject to
attacks from the stomach suffers from
morbid dread Of dietetic treatment for
relief, that lie three-fourths starvation,
and one-fourth toast and milk. On the
other hand you can eat as you please
and digest the food by the aid Of a good
digestant, thus giving the tired stomach
equally as much rest. Eat what you
please and take little Kodol for indi-
Restion after your meals. II digests
what you eat. Sold by The Up.to Date
Drug Co
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
End Of Leap Year.

In 500 years leap year will have -
come thing of the past. By that tine
the extra IL days lost to make W
the changes from the old Julian salsn-
dar to the present one will all have
been duly accounted for and the world
will roll round in just ass days. with
never a leap year intervening.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Mothers Who give their children Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup invariab-
ly indorse II. Children like 1t because
the taste is 20 pleasant. Contains Hon
sy and Tar. It Is tho original laxative
cough syrup and is unrivaled for the re-
lief of Group. Drives the cold out
through the bowels. Conforms with the
National Pure Food and Drug law. Sold
by EThe Up-to-Date Drug Co.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

"They like tho taste az we'll as maple
supar" is what one mother wrote OF
Kennedys Laxative Cough Syrup.
This modern cough syrup is absolutely
free from opiate or narcotic, Contains
Honey and Tar. Conforms to the Ma
tionai Pure Food and Drug law. Sold
by The Up-to- Date Drug Co.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
Screen VIII Filter Air.

Many people cannot sleep with the
windows open at night in damp
weather. A screen which will admit
pure air and yet keep out the damp
ness can easily be made. Take thin
Ansora flannel and fasten to a screen
frame. Place this in tho window at
night when the sash 10 raised. In
tho morning the inside Of the screen
will be found dry, while tho outside
il wet. the air having Uttered through.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
owestsnsd Character.

One would soon Gut down a tree II
the apples on 1t were As hard and
sour IN November as in early spring.
Just 30 should your character be
rpening and sweetening as you grow
Older. But how many trees there are
h the Lords garden whose fruit IL -
aRid a. It was years ago!-WellsprinS.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

To be yourself. to have measureless
trust. to enjoy all. to possess nothing.
To walk along the path. which has
sQaal good on either hand. to give tho
sign Of equality. To entertain no pos
sibIe fear or doubt about the upshot OF
hingn. 70 be yourself. to have meas
sseaess trust-perhaps that II the
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Group can positively be stopped IN 20
minutes. No vomiting-nothing to
sicken or DISTRESS your child. a sweet,
pleasant and safe syrup, called DR..
Shops Group Cure, does the work and
does it quickly. Or. Shoop's Cough
Cure is for GROUP alone, remember. It
does not claim to cure dozen ailments,
It's for Group, that's all. Sold by Nc
Lean Bros.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

ManZan Pile Remedy put up in con-
venient collapsible tubes with uozzle at
tschment 80 that the remedy may be ap-
piled at the very sent of the troub ie,
thus relieving almost instantly bleeding
itching or protruding piles. Satisfac-
ton guaranteed or money refunded.
Sold by The Up-to- DateDrug %.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

To stop a cold with "Preventics" is
safer than to let it run and cure it after
wards. Taken at the "sneeze stage"
Preventios will head of all colds and
grippe, and perhaps save you from
pneumonia or bronchitis. Preveutics
are little toothsome candy cold cure tab
let's selling in 8 and % cent boxes. II
you are chilly, ir you begin to sneeze,
try Prevsntios. They will surely pre-
vent the cold. aud please you. Sold by
LeanBroa
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Take q long potato and bore a hole
through 1t lsngthwiss for q holder, and
shave the outside down with a sharp
knife until II can be easily handled.
When ready to send the flowers. place
around this a piece OF wet sheet cot
ton. Over this wrap . sheet of unfoil.
serefsily covering every part of the
holder. Tho moisture cannot pens-
trste the paper and will be retained
for q long tina-1uburban Life.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Most actors admire Shakespeare
Some do" answered Mr.. Storming-
ton Barnes. Others are too busy
thinking Of how Shakespeare would
admire them II he could only see them
do his plays"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

He who is truthful. just. msrcifd
and kindly. does his duty to his race.
and fulfills his great end In creation,
no matter whether the rays of his LIE
are not visible beyond the walls OF his
household or whether they strike the
ends of the earth.-Lord Lytton.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Is the term applied to a member Of
the opposing party who has been Sian
dered. and the term -slandered" is ap-
piled to one of the faithful who has
been nmasked.-Louisville Courier
Journal.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

II you like coffee hut dare not drink
H. try DR.. Shops Health Coffee. II is
true real coffee, does disturb the
stomach, heart and kidneys. But DR..
Shops Health Coffee has not gsaln Of
true coffee in it. Being made from
parched grains, malt, etc., 1t forms a
wholesome, food-lke drink, yet having
The true flavor OF Old Jevs and Mocha
Coffee. shade In q minute" Gall at
our store for free sample. Sold By
Franz Bros
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

The Germans overtures to the en-
tente cordiale have been wanting In
tact The velvet gloves which blones
Gsrmania has endeavored to put on
have cracked too soon and failed to
hide the mailed fist. As an English
diplomatist once remarked, The Ger.
mans succeed In everything sxosD3
love making.-Le Tempo.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Five Of IL jurymen present at the
southwark England coroner's
court the other day were unable 70
Sign their names. one of the number
ssmarking that he did not believe In
such "new-fangled notions"
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

'If you think they drink liquor hsr0
In New York." said the southern man.
as they began to mix the punch the
ambulance goes with. take q little
trip to Atlanta and try the artillery
punch they make there. It looks Ike
lemonade. but, well, l walked up four
days after."-N. Y. Press.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

The most glaring example of ths
misuse Of bars on a shield il the case
Of the badge of the Boston police
force, on which the bar crosses from
lslt to right. instead of from right 10
Mt. thus giving to every wearer Of
the shield the disgrace of the bar sin
is&er.-Boston Herald.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

"Pineules", (non- alcoholio) made from
resin from our pine forests, used for
hundreds Of years for bladder and kid
ney diseases. Medicine for 80 days 81.
Guaranteed to give satisfaction or
coupon from Up-to-Date Drug Co.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

The relief Of coughs and colds through
laxative influence, originated with Bees
Laxative Cough Syrup containing Hon.
ey and Ter, cough sySup containing
no opiates or paisons which is exsens
lively sold Secure bottle at onoe, OBJ
sam a guarantee coupon, and il not fully
satisfied With results, your money will
30 refunded. Sold by TheUp-to-D Date
Drug Co.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

lts pleasure TO tell our readers
about cough cure like DR.. Shoop's.
For years Err. Shoop has fought against
the use OF opium, Chloroform, or other
unsafe ingredients commonly found in
cough remedies. DR.. Shoop it seems,
has welcomed the Pure Food and Drug
Law recently enacted; for he has work.
ep along similar lines many years. For
nearly 20 years DR.. Shops Cougi Care
containers have had a warning printed
on them against opium and other mar
cotic poisons. He has thus IN ,de itpos-
sible for mothers to pr ,tect their chill
dren by simply insistip. on having D..
Shops Cough Cure. Sold BY Nc. Lean
Bros.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
French and German Soldiers.

It is by the gait that French and
German soldiers differ. The French
regiment has a more suppl and easv
step: the German regiment has . step
more mechanical and jerky. The
Frenchman assimilates more quickly
than the German the elements Of In
struction, but once learned the Ger.
man. like machine. will always
march In the same way.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Shakespeare derived the character
6hylook from an actual occurrence
which took place In Venice. Accord
ing to the works of George Lett, We
md that . wager Of n pound of flesh
was laid between = Christian and .
Jew on the discovery of Santo Do
mingo. It II believed that Shakes
peare took this Incident for tho plot
Of the Merchant of venice.)Ths Sun
oAy NaSAaaRA
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Twill account virtue the best riches.
knowledge the next, riches the worst:
and therefore will labor to be virtu-
Gus and learned without condition; a.
for riches, II they fall In my way, I
refuse them not; but II not, desire
them not.-Bishop Hall.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

News comes that Wizard Burbank
has succeeded in producing an apple
that is sweet on one side and sour
on the other. That's Just like life, the
sweet with the gall
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

After All. II Isn't the way we live
nor the work we do that matters. but
the ideal We put into 1t. IL there any
work too sordid, too prosaie to yield .
return Of beauty Ellen Glasgow.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

The Edinburgh board Of works -
taking active steps for the preserve
ton of what remains of the Standing
Stones Of Stennes, in Orkney-next to
Stonehenge the most interesting
Druidical relic in Great Britain.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Pine Salve Carbolized acts like poul-
tioe; highly antiseptic, extensively used
for Eoxema, for chapped hands and lips.
cuts, burns. Sold by TheUp-to-Date
Drug Co,
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

The chief recommendation In
young man is modesty, then dutifuI
conduct toward parents, then Affection
for kindred.-Cicero.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

John Waserworth, the Oldest en-
Ylnser In the world. has just died
1t Preston, England. At the age of IS.
H drove an engine 100000 miles In
his 81 Year, of service without .
single accident.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Getting rich is a matter of denying
yourself the things you want SO as to
be able to have them when they no
longer exist-St. Louis Globe-Demo-
orat.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Dade's Little Liver Pills thoroughly
clean the system, good for lazy livers,
make clear complications, bright eyes and
happy thoughts.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16
Remember Good Deed. Only.

When . man does q noble act, date
him from that. forget his faults. let his
noble act be the standpoint from
which you regard him. There IL much
that is good In the worst Of meo.-Dr.
Ha2lovs.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Clear up the complication, cleanse the
liver and tone the system. You can
best do this by . dose or two Of DeW,ss's
Little Early Rissrs. Safe, reliable little
pills with reputation. The pills that
every ono knows. Recommended and
sold by The Up to- Date Drug Co.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

In order to keep evil spirits away
rom granaries. charms. such a.
skulls and horns of animals. are hung
On a tree nearby in india.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Furnished Rooms-Good location.
large rooms, bath and other modem con
veniences. Inquire at 4O1 South Second
St.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Boys Of ronaui n wear a long rsd
oash to which parse, embroidered
With glass beads and gold thread IL
attached.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

When the cold winds dry aud orack
the skin box Of salve can save can saw
much discomfort. In buying salve look
limitations, and be sure you get the orig
inal DeWitt's Witch Hazel Sslve. Sold
by Tho Up to Date Drug Co.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

He who is busy crtticising the
faults of his friends has no friendship
In his heart.-Erom the Cingalsse
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

There n . lots OF people these
DAYS" rem, lrked the cigar store
philosopher, who wouldn't know
beans II they saw EN- before the coal
~ was adde T."
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Two days treatment free. Rings
DyspepsiaTabletsfo for impaired digestion
impure breath, perfect assimilation OF
food. increased appetite. Do not tail to
avail yourself OF the above offer. Sold
BY The Up-to-Date Drug Co.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

The trouble With many man II
mat when he reaches the top he
wants to cut the faStenlngs OF the lad
lAr at that end.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

A lot of US will have to be satisfied
With the second richest girl in the
world now.
The Lamar register. [volume] (Lamar, Colo.) 1889-1952, 1907-01-16

Would nj WVfk.
what II he sh, yuM try to kiss met"
Tell him TO ste p II. at ONCE.
But he's such = chump-hs might
obey mei"-Cleve hand Leader.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-05
REV. Mr.. PEARSON
HEARD FROM AGAIN

In its introduction to the list of APP
pointments made by the recent con-
ference of the Methodist Episcopal
church in California, held at Pacific
Grove, the Santa Rosa Republican says;
g The many friends of Presiding Elder
G. L. Pearson and Rev. Monroe III.
Alexander, the pastor of the local
church, viii be pleased to note that
these popular ministers have been re-
turned to their charges in this city and
district. -
Mr.. Pearson, who has thus been re-
as presiding elder of the
Napa district is pleasantly remembered
in Honolulu as the pastor for mum
Der of years of the First NJ. E. church
here. His address now is So7 College
avenue, Santa Rosa.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-05
Princess Kawananakoa
Seen and Interviewed

huts. and that is TOO bad for local
color. They have been ali replaced BY
the little modern cottages of the states.
LITTLE PREJUDICE LEFT.
THE prejudice against Americans
among the lower classes has 5isap-
peared. We see no mark of the oppo-
sition that once made it difficult for
Americans in business there They
flourish now and have things much
their own way
With the annexation, however. the
natives did not renounce their queen
Lllluokalani is queen still with them:
ah, she is greatly beloved
Every year, on September 2, her
birthday, she gives a reception to her
fomer subjects from II o'clock till 4.
From early in the morning, at O'Clock.
the people begin to come in gala attire
from everywhere, TO be in time to greet
the queen. They come, bringing gifts,
each whatever line fancy suggests,
from chicken to a basket Of fruit
or big bouquet, and make a con-
slant stream of callers at the queens
doors all day long.
AT the reception the queens re-
tainers still wear the magnificent long
yellow robes that have always been SO
remarkable to visitors. They are the
namots, and made of the little yellow
feathers of the Co., The princess pro-
nounced it of-oh, and then described
how this bird. whose two little feathers
under each wing were so rare that
large robe made of them will cost
nearly a million dollars To make these
royal NANTES a tribute was formerly
exacted of every subject, the tribute
consisting of a few of the little yellow
feathers each year. But" explains
she, the birds are shared, not killed.
The feathers under each wing are
plueked and the bird is freed. That
isn't a bad custom Of antiquity to pre-
serve, is 1t, now?''
And there was no denying that 1t was
not.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-05
FRENCHMAN PRODUCES
LIFE WITH CHEMICALS.

PARIS, September 24.-Remarkabls
experiments in the chemical develop
ment of life have been recently per-
fected by Prof. De Lage of sorbonne.
In his laboratory in Brittany the
professor placed the unfertilized eggs
of the sea, urchins and starish in sea
water. adding a solution Of sugar with
a few drops of ammonia and tannin.
In about an hour augmentation,
which is the first sign of life, began
and the eggs produced larvae. A great
many of these larvae soon died, but
Professor Da Lage, by constant and
minute care, brought four of the sea
urchins and two of the starfish
through the larvae stage and they are
now healthy growing specimens.
One of the sea urehins has six paira
of tentacles and six pairs of spikes.
whereas those which are produced by
natural means have only five.
Professor De Lagos experiments go
beyond those made by Professor Loeb
of the University of California at
Berkeley.