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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
HUMMEL ON THE ISLAND
Goes to Prison an AUTO after
Dodging Reporters.

Abraham II. Hummel. better known as ABE"
Hummel. is in the BlackwelIs Island Peniten-
tiary. He arrived there are $40 o'clock yester-
day afternoon. This morning he will be put TO
work in the storehouse asserting rope and carry
ing around the daily provisions Of the tnstitu-
ton a hand truck
This will be a new experience TO the well ad-
vertised Mr.. Humnel different from occupying
the front at first night performances or
dining along the Great White Way" but as a
friend remarked ABE" is very cosmopolitan"
and can adapt himself to anything. and so prob
ably the prisoner will attain for himself great
a reputation as a truck handler as he did as
bon vivant
After being photographed. Humnel was as
signed TO cell No. % IN the new annex forming
the north wing OF the prison Many OF his
friends treated the number as significant that
his stay In the penitentiary would be short but
Hummel himself has never been superstitious
He had nothing to say his arrival. His his
tory was recorded and he was led away to the
"skddoo" cell for the night
Mr. HummeI did not leave his home. at No
90 East 73d street, until 1910 O'Clock, and
sthen departed IN a 60-hOrsepower motor car
with his nephew. Abe Kaffenburgh. HurnmeI
made every effort to dodge the reporters. espe-
cially the camera men. He darted out OF the
basement with handkerchief IN front OF his
face, and before the photographers had chance
to get in their fine work he was being whirIed
away.
Inquirers at the home before the arrival Of the
automobile wee told that the convicted lawyer
was not there. His sudden appearance there
fore caught the watchers unawares. There were
several hundred persons around the house, and
the arrival OF a crowded sightseeing autor1objIs
caused more or less excitement The guide,
through his megaphone. gave the curiosity seek
a history of the case.
al -T.w al
ties by having what little hair he had and his
mustache shaved OF. The loss of his facial
adornrnent. 10 is said. bitter blow TO him.
but the law IS respectsr OF mustaches.
The Imprisonment OF HummeI, many think
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
ARKANSAS INSURANCE SUITS END
Prosecutions Aggregating $12,0OO,Ooo Set
tied for So, 400 to Avoid Litigation.

Little Rock Ark. May 2o-The Sun Insurance
company OF New Orleans: the Hartford Fire In
surance Company, OF Hartford, Conn. the Palatine
insurance Company, Limited. Of London and the
Commercial Union Assurance Company Iimited
OF London, which were recently sued for 81 900 00o
each Tor alleged violation OF antitrust laws ~
Arkansas, to-day paid. by agreement 5000 each
a.; Ilo ~ lle SUITS we're dismissed. It stipulated
IN Ile agreement that the money paid FOR the
soc pgrp9se Of avoiding litigation. The agreement
also provided that The payments OF these sums viii
be a bar to any similar prosecutions for anY III
agreement. - " '-Io uate OF thc
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
SAVED" CHILD FROM MAGICIAN
Insane Brooklyn Man Runs from Home To
Police Headquarters with Babv

Under tho impression that Hermann tho -
gician. was after his baby boy Frank wa1+or g
with the child half mile through the streets ~
Brooklyn last night, pursued by bowling mob
Walton underwent an operation for cataract of tba
eye on Sunday. and has been suffering acutely
since.
About o'clock last night he went insane snr,np
Ing from his bed. he seized the infant wrapped II
with piece OF mating, and rushed from his house
NO; III Hoyt street. to Police Headquarters
he told the police that Hermann, with nine man
nag just been to his home to get the baby
He was sent to the Kings County HOSPITAL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
EXPLOSION KILLS ONE; HURTS FOUR.
Accidents at Fireworks Factory at Newton
Upper Falls, Mass.

Newton. Mass, May 20.-One person was
killed and four were injured by an explosion
in the fireworks factory of Masten & Wells at
Newton Upper Falls this noon The dead per
son is Helen Fairbain. and the injured are
Annie Calvin, Kate Gormley. Percy Marden and
NJ Maloney
The accident happened In the fusee finishing
shop small one story iron building where
railroad signal lights manufactured The
cause OF the explosion is not known There was
and then the building was a wreck II -
die. f-'S VIII
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21

to the separate wrap and the costume and conse-
quently is suited TO every fashionable material
not alone 10 the sutings. but also to silks and Iph,
weight cloths that make such satisfactory Jackets
for general wear.
The quantity OF material required for the medium
size Is Tour and one-eighth yards q inches wide
two yards II inches wide and five-eighths
yards . inches wide, with three and one-half
yards of banding.
The pattern No. 1914 is cut In sizes for a 90 q
90, IS and 40 inch bust measure
The pattern will be sent TO any address receipt
of 10 cents Please give number OF pattern bust
measure distinctly. Address Pattern Department
New-York Tribune. If in hurry for pattern send
extra two-cent stamp and will mail by letter
postage in sealed envelope
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
TRIAL OF MAYOR scHMlTz DELAYED.

San Francisco. May 2o-Mayor Schmitz ap-
peared for trial to-day in Judge Dunne's court
on charges OF extortion from French restau-
rants BY request of the prosecution the hear
ing was delayed one day, that counter affidav1ts
may be prepared against Schmitz's motion for
a change OF trial judge.
AS a result. batch of indictments ii is ex-
pected viii be voted in the next few days
District Attorney Langdon states that the con-
clusion OF the investigation Is now . matter OF
few days only.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
MUNICIPAL sTREETCARs IN FRISCO
City Will Take Over Geary Street Line,
Which Lost Franchise in Strike.

San Francisco, May 2o-San Francisco is to maks
an experiment in municipal ownership OF public
utilities The city Will take the Geary Street
Railway, according to a decision reached TODAY nv
District Attorney Langdon, after conference with
chairman Gallagher of the Board of Supervisors
The board viii employ competent engineer 10
draw up plans for the conversion of the road from
cable system TO electrical conduit system
Inc eary street line lost It's franchise through re-
iosa 10 operate cars daily result of the strike
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
CONNECTICUT FED" COUNCIL

By invitation of the Fortnightly Club, Of Madi-
the council OF the Connecticut State Federation
Of Women's Clubs will meet at Madison on Tuesday
May Is. The subject Of uniform divorce will be
discussed, and there will be a memorial service for
the late Miss Mary NJ. Abbott. After the business
has been disposed OF an address on Plant Life
professor Of botany, forestry and landscape gar
deninp
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
THE TRIBUNE PATTERN

All sorts Of periods have been called upon to
contribute their share to the making Of spring
styles but Empire features may truly be said to
predominant. Here is one of the newest and smart
est little coats that have yet appeared. It is made
of chiffon Panama cloth, with trimming of hand
some banding and buttons, but it is adapted both
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
ASKED AND ANSWERED.

Mrs J. A. R.-For the information you desire
relative TO the Daughters OF the American Revolu-
ton write to Mary 5. Lockwood, Washington, D. Q.
To charter a trolley for TO and from
Fort George the T. S. S. pays Sc for its parties.
From sixty 10 seventy children taken these
outings, but, Of course, If many grown-ups go
fewer can be accommodated
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21
WALTHAM WATCHES

Foreign watches were we'll enough sixty
years ago, when time was less pressing.
TODAY WALTHAM WATCHES are the
best. To compare Swiss watch with
Waltham Watch is like comparing William
Tell with Abraham Lincoln. If a dealer
recommends foreign watch, it is because
there is a greater profit to him.
A Book about Watches
WALTHAM WATCH COMPANY
WALTHAM. MASS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21

telling me about IT The people all hurried
along he said, and left this lame man behind
felt sorry for him. and I gave him a rose. And
he said, MY boy, God bless you"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-05-21

May Is-The Yorktown. from Punts Arenas Costa Rioa
Tor Panama; the Denver and The Cleveland. from
ToUpknsvis for Gibraltar; tho Rocket from Norfolk
for Indian Washington; the Wilmington.
Shanghai for NankinF; the Saturn from Mare
Island for Diego the Stewart. from Norfolk for
North River.
MAY 19The Dubuque. from Guantanamo for San Juan;
The Yankton, from navy yard New York. for North
River. the Boston from San Diego for Mare Island;
the Prebe. from San Diego for Magialena Bay. the
Helena from Swallow FOR Annoy.
May 2o-Ths Alexander. from Cavte FOR Che-Foo-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
TRAFFIC
ON IOWA RAILWAYS
Under 2-CEAT FARE
Commissioner Eaton Surprise
at lncrease---Ail Trains
Arc Crowded.


pNs tVit@S' ~, o3t. y itt i'@fl
Of INC i1ablig Thar has not ltddei on
! assf trans s,nGe Jul.I \, 4. ts.1Fe
y amy, lsts no conceptions Of the
amount OF travel there, Is tt this i!nns.
acGoidlMs 70 STATE Ralli"aa GofAi4i,-
si"hei. W. u. i.aioil.
i""k e tram early III Me NOM
ms from ms town 70 M;pteitoo, leaving
before "'eloelS and there Was A"t an.
'9.nie sea- mpty III tll" car .it s:til.
FfLoag before W. got To Waterloo es-
cry scat Ni.ts occupied stnd s9ifle were
standing. Prom Naterioo took a
isittli To fori Dodge- This Was on u
main hue aud !; "towded condition
might be looked fot with more He;,sois
ttlld II N.ts there, People More statd-
ing @~NerNWiiei.. II used u h That
when Il person sot on 9 pasSeleef
ffsaih he eNpecied 10 ocff4y .elNe entiie
seal by ~hillSeli u he Mas atone Those
days are passed.. If u man d9esnst KAY.
10 stand ie is Fortunate. IA4eft is lo
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
The Absent Minded Professor.

From Woman's HON Journal.
A along sever distinguished men WHO
Kerr. to speak ut the opening exercises
of II aew school was q professor we'll
knows for his lapses of memory But
his speech WAS clear hat mig and as
he seated himself his loving wife felt
that ne had fully armed the burst of
a%pplnuse. ghat followed. and she clapped
liel little hands enthusiastically. Then
her pa.eks crimsoned.
Ibid yots see anything amusing
about the close OF my address. my
dear sskoe. the professor as they
started for home. 1t seemed as if I
heard sounds suggestive of merriment
ABOUT me"
Well. dear said she. .'of all the peo-
PIE who a%pplauded your address. YOU
e.aplaed the Ioudest and longest
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
Shaking Him Up.
From T.t-Bits.

"a y
A young married lady one mornina
gave iler husband Il sealed letter, whid
he was to read when he got to til
office. He did 50, and the letter AN q
follows:
Il am Obliged TO tell you somethiiI
that may give you pain. but there
10 help for it. You shall know ever3,
thing. whatever be the consequence
For the last week l have felt that
must come to this. but l have waite
until the last extremity, and can ri
main silent no longer. Do not owe!
whelm me with bitter reproach, for W
will have to put up with your share
the trouble as we'll as myself"
Cold perspiration stood in thick -
on the brow of the husband, who WI
prepared for the worst.
Tremblingly. he read on:
"Our coal is all gone. Please ord
O ton to be sent this afternoon.
thought you might forget it for q
tenth time. and therefore wrote u
this letter"
Rnt he didn't forget that tiD-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
SCHOOL PRINCIPAL is
ARRESTED IN CHURCH,

.Otglmwu. La, Out. ~. have AZ!
Officer walk right down the main aisle
OF ii church aud serve Il warrant for
his arrest before the hungry eye of the
el,sirc congregation. MAS the hulniliat-
ins experience OF Professor Newton
Hobbs. principle III the l.oNilia schools.
Ii was during 4 revival in the I.oviliil
lstptist church. in which Professor
Hobbs. as a member of the choir. was
tasting a prominent part. that this i'm
cidelit took place. Hobbs oifcils" is
assault aud battery upon the person of
.!ai.2es ltouss"iu. a pupil, who WAS
eaughi shooting craps With another
scholar during the vacation period.
Young Rousseau WIS led istn the school
,oali and There given u aoodly dose of
the pedasosicai .oi. Isnusseau's father
laarsi ot lie Whipping. anal immediately
lilwGi il;ioriaation against the principal.
and the constable served The Writ upon
i!N surprised professor during the re-
ligiojiS safllN@.
Tlie LITTLE IVA ii I.oYiiia is wrought
M OVER the occurrence, but the deter
named constable Vino blaved the dis
pleasure OF tar entire Baptist coilgrega-
tom. asserts INT ne WAS simply doing
liis dut1 as prescribed by the laws of
the 7'aANl.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
WRIT OF PEviEW GRANTED
IN an IOWA LIBEL SUIT

" ss4liMSsff Ia II. get. "a. lbs aN-
prelaa eoant $tstsrd@s altMtei tiae
tilioa ia4s l.fN of r~aSieys. iHiMgins 10
titat court tie estse of F.liHapntii l.@th.
Ut Nit .Nt9nur3l. la. W. The chicago
Tiiptu4e, IAs suit sYas oil;siitallY ms
stituie,l III the United Stattsts circuit
court for lile northern district of llli-
iiois and @as 4 demand for $2,.e0o dam.
ages alleged 10 have been siist.iii,d by
her pioJnie til.erit another Fame IN
connection Nitll u Testimonial 10Y q" Toe
Ailtie u x patsiil medicine, The d.
,sisi~4s u i0ih the circuit Nal TIM cir
tltt eouli % %tptmtis FOR tho seventh
tilf,Wil 9ftt. ldN $50 ~ si@f.
l'fie as, Of t4l@ SiSSsIoI md W.tli-
p@i,,i8 lali.i Of sioux laiiatna ifNoiNins
ieesfi lnifa Cor illiia4ities. VAS al
N5ln ri ea me- tloflItt os tho |Ai.@ifle
eo III tHt lmiiei stsft.s ald ilie
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
IOWA EASTERN STAR IN
WEALTHY CONDITION

1,,,r "a, >, ~. ,bi,..
,,.,.,,n .ns,n.l c,rv.n,jn, If Inc
q.
Nff't y i-''tS'h 80
ioMits opened mere Yesterday Wi'it
700 Delegates present. Represent
~. so .l,.,a. 1,mn. .a;aa,u a.,
- -
the genetnl grand chapter OF the
Enites Stal@s Most Worthy GRIND
~ IN ~ ,.. ]. -
-stat'o., this. f-iia ~ No
NiaN, Ms MOST worthy tiialad IA
'f3h W. III. Noills, OF Manchester a..
Most Worthy Grand Secretary Mrs.
!'itin. Of Chicago and Most MortEy
Grand Treasurer Mrs. Il. X. canDrtck.
OF An;,inoss, Ia, Mere present Mrs.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
SPANISH KING
FIGHTS

Madliu. osi. - KING Alfonso, dur
ing his visit l|.ondoll. VIII submit to
.lle examination Of a Specialist in tuhet-
pulosis. from which disease his father
died. The king open air life has thus
far kept The hereditary disposition in
allowance. and AN operation MAS per
formed on him RECENTLY iii the hope OF
checking the growing symptoms OF cons
su.nption.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
FARMER
GETS $500 VERDICT

I.eMars. la. oct. %. Rudolph Ercks,
4 farmer residing northwest of here.
MAS awarded 81. 500 damages in the
district court, against $. ii. Icwers, u
wealthy stock buyer and land owner of
this place. after a three days trial.
Ercks was driving nome with a load
Of lumber on December II, 1905. when
his team became frightened at Ewers'
automobile and Erck was thrown from
the load and suffered a broken thigh
and other injuries. from which he has
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
sRlDE-ElEcT CHANGES
HER MIND ABOUT MARRYING

Bort Dodge. Ia, OoI. 26.-"I have
changed ,ny mimi. and will not marry
Noli.
This is the answer Henry Sehlueter.
Il mnrcNant of Mlndal. Cam. received
IRON his intended bride. Miss ELL.
Thompson. after she had disappeared
from llpi nome when the Wedding fes-
~tisitioS were. Al their height.
1'ha 2l,cs,s; wcre there, the Wedding
f|ostivilios prepared. aad the minister
ready For the marriage. but the bride
failed 10 make her appearances.
Miss Thompson is the daughter of
a prominent farmer who resides on
Senator Dolliver's farms. Her only
excuse for not marrying her intended
husband Mas that she had changed her
mind.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
M~ARSHALLTOWN CAR
SHOPS DESTROYER:
LOSS IS $4,000

Marshai4toN. j. ~. oct. %. The ior.it
central "a, md paint shops. machinery
and contents. htetu ing coaches. freight,
a..rs. f.misiiins lumber and eai, tinap~fs.
wnre destroyed by H.. last might. Loss.
300 900.
mt when discovered Ut $50 O'Clock
DANES were bursting Through the roof
and spread rapidly throughout the in
ierior of both structures. which are
Connected. The character of the OLE
tents aided the flames In their devasfat-
work. The intefip, Was slltted MS
though 50 much tintlei. The car shops
building proper w.tS aoN2bD le@l and the
.aaiht shops l0xl5o feet. by 10 oiclock
ay everything WaS ~ rllilsi.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
The Three Milkmen.

FVOIH JUICE 9 i4IDTaTy.
A man in a small western town
bought u quart of milk, and on arriv-
ing home found it was adulteraled with
water. The next day he posted bills
in different sections of the town read
Il bought u quart o. milk yesterday
which l found to be adulterated. Ii the
scoundrel will bring me another quart
I'll not dcnounce him.
The next day he found three quart
cans on his door step. There were
three dairNlnen in the town.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
SAL rLA@ED ON
&c. Q. g" Divorces

l.8aesr. PA. Or. ~ 4f@i tas 1408s9y
frs is the suDstaaCt II a euii!s jasc
landed down by jude .io.t. iIroli this
tine no more &. o.. ". divorces will
be issued in Beavci county. 1t mas
been found that there are %iiLilnl,e.is OF
persons divorced in this county who
could moi prove il because they never
gc1 tie papers. Judg. iioi! tas dis
cavarec scorf' OF divorces ~ W
VA rara mex Il N
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
From Eliegende Rlatter.

Dentist-You know that more than
three months aeo / supplied Baron Won
Halestein With a new set of teeth. Well.
i went the other day to collect the
money which he owed me for them.
and not only did he refuse TO pay me.
but he had the e%tfrontery to gnash at
me@with my teeth.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
pA COUNTY, POTATOES
BRING si25 AN ACRE

IDA Grove Ia. Oct. % ida eoiiIitN
lores of potatoea this year are making
,ig money on them. t'aistom t;ii"in, of
SILVER Crcnl. township, had iiNs. u, res
tai Welded him l,30o bushels. Which
u. sold at 30 cents :: blshcl, lettifig
aim 3 lit,la better thail SIS an acre.
f|irInel5 az ais, aoillg mn@otmtTonlS
4tii With tlleii ,eppleS ilits Year
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
From Tho PhiIadelphia Pres:

well. if there is one thing | hate
more than another said Gassaway,
its a long winded bore"
YES" remarked Miss Knox. 1T
seems I've misjudged YOU then."
Why. Eow do you mean"
II always had an idea you We're stuck
on yourself"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

'What made YOU marry a widow"
Youth have 10 ask her. l don't
SNOW
My mistress isn't at home, ma'am..'
please tell her when ! saw her peep
ing from the front window as I came
up. | felt so afraid she was."-Balti-
more American.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

EABY. ANGRY AT
p~-AYMATES. SUICIDES.


= ed s1A Of MI. and Mrs. Charles =
= ovens eo2nn9itted suicide by 4
Z %s1noti9:s iisl..ieli IN the hfslsi. 1t >
> seems Il little fellow bec;I9ie =
= iulefS beaalise some children :
wjl.i whom ne md been playing ,
= nhjectei TO something he had =
= been doin@ file RAN into the p
= house. sftnf teilili. the children :
= ie WAS going 10 Kill himself, and =
. Climbed upon the foot of the =
= he.l. nl9eed the muzzle of Il small \
= target liiin against his nose at =
= The corner of one eye and pulled \
= the trigger The shot brought =
= his ~pIaNlllates to the house. and \
y they Immediately called Il physi- !
. clam. bat nothing could be done \
= 10 SAKE the child.s life. How \
. III" child eyer tiought of such an \
act is u mystery. =
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
Catarra Cannot Be Cured

WIN LOCAI. APPLICATIONS. as they eau
3ot reach the seat Of the disease. Catarrh
is a blood or constitutional disease. md IN
order TO cure 1t YOU must take Internal rem
ed!es. Hollis Catarrh Cure la ,aSen intern
nlly and acts directly on tine blood and mu-
cots surfaces. Halls catairh Cure is not
II quaeh Deaiciue. It Was prescribed by ono
OF the best physicians in this country 1or
~coiuposrd Of the best tones known. com
hinea With the best blood purifiers. acting
directly on the mucous surfaces. The per
feet combination of the two ingredients -
what produces such wonderful results IN
curing catarrh. Send for testimonials. free.
II. j. CHENEY Il CO. Props. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists. price 73c.
Take Hal.s Family Pills for constipation.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
FIRE THREATENED
DESTRUCTION OF HOSPERS

Hospers. la. Let. IA livery barn
burned down to the ground last even
ing. containing two valuable horses
am. several buggies. BY heroic efforts
go %AA4t-+44 /. = $50 ,t..o %S.o l>rx1xl
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

From the Baltimore American.
AT the Intelligence oflicezl want a
plain cook
Amt no beauty show
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
From the Houston Post.

London has 800 clubs. with . menu
ocrship of 100000.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31
His Business.

He-fie's making his mark as a doctor
She-That so.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

From the Cleveland Leader.
.tRemarkabl. phenomenon in our
-nei.hborhood This morning
So"
Yep. The ice man left ailstones as
big as hens eggs
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

trrs. WInsioW g soorHIsi sfRu. ror Chfldrea
teething; softens the suEas, reonccs inlauaraation. ss-
4ys pain. cures wind rniir. 2h cen. 4 ucttls
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

shopman ito undecided customer
come Ia purchase a dog-troughp--
Would you like one With dos" painted
on it, madame n
cnstomey-N-no. You sec. the dol
ant read. and nay husband doesn,e
drink water.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

GOWN.
Il was talking With him abou it The
other day, and he says he doesn't
know whether to get married or buy a
p~louograDh.'
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

From the Milwaukee Sentinel.
''Billtins tells me he is getting awful
y tired of living alone.
II would think he'd marry and settle
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-10-31

i4e.rings are being sold in the streets
OF Sunderland, England. at twenty for
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ii requires 200 conductors 10 Keep
New York street ell passengers step
ping lively.
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