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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29
BEST EVER WRITTEN
PRESCRIPTION WHICH ANYONE
CAN EASILY MIX
Said to Promptly Overcome kidney
and Bladder Aiiilotiona-shake
Simple Ingredients Well
Ia Bottle.

Mix the following BY shaking we'll
In bottle, and take ia teaspoonful
doses after meals and at bedtime
Fluid Extract Dandellon one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup sarsaparilla, three
ounces. A prominent physician IS the
authority that these simple, harmless
ingredients can be obtained at nom.
inal cost from any druggist even IN
the smaller towns.
The mixture is said to cleanse and
strengthen the clogged and inactive
Kidneys. overcoming Backache, Blad-
der weakness and Urinary trouble of
all kinds, II taken before the stage Of
Bright's disease.
Those who have tried this say II pos
itiyely oyercomes pain In the back.
clears the urine Of sediment and regu.
lates urination, especially at night
curing even the worst forms Of blad.
der weakness.
Every man or woman here who feels
that the kidneys are not strong or act
ing in a healthy manner should mix
this prescription at home and give II
trial. as IT is said to do wonders for
many persons.
The Scranton (Pa) Times was first
TO print this remarkable prescription,
in October. Of 1906. since when all the
leading newspapers Of New York. Bos-
ton, Philadelphia, Plttshurg and other
cities have made many announcements
Of It to their readers.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29
A caddY,a Joke.

James Anderson. Of the Scottish
American Golf club, smiled at a poor
player on the Van Courtlandt Park
links in New York
He reminds me Of a chap used to
know" said Mr.. Anderson. This chap
played SO badly that even hts caddies
made butt OF him. He got a ball
badly bunkered one day. and, do what
he would, he couldn't get 1t out again.
Whack. whack. whack. he went, miss
ing it every time After half an hours
work he wiped his wet face with his
handkerchief. and turned despairing.
iy to the caddy.
Hang IT, he said. I have tried
all my clubs on this confounded ball.
What on earth am to do now?
"The caddy laughed harshly.
Give 1t a swat with yer bag he
said.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29
ReuIvIna Al Ancient Game.

One Of the recent reyivals Is the
ancient game Of bowls. which now bids
fair to take once again leading place
among the sports Of Merrie England.
AS a matter OF fact. It is just as good
a game to-day as It was in the time
Of Raleigh OF in the remote Anglo.
Saxon times. From a medical point of
view we have nothing but praise fer
this most excellent Of recreations. 1t
provides open air exercise and amuse-
ment for old and young, It is admlra.
bly, fitted for many invalids. and above
81 It ID one Of the best Of what mag
he called natural opiates.- Medical
Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29
HEEoAE rae KINa on KINaa


"a pious man was engaged ln prayer
while travelling on the highway One
Of lhe mobiles ~ the land, who knew
him, was passing by and saluted him.
but the pious man did not mind The
salntation and continued bis prayer.
The noblemsn became vexed. and with
great EFFORT be waited till tho man
had finished his prayers; whereupon
he, ia an excited manner. said to him:
Thou art stupid fellow for thou
hast sinned against thine own law.
which commands man 70 take care OF
life. But thou has Just risked thy life
unnecessarily. Why did you not re.
spond TO my salutation7 II had split
your head open with my sword. who
could have called me to account
"Sirl pray, suppress your wrath:
I hope to quiet you, II yon win allow
me only few words in reply. Think
for instance. that while you were
standing In conversation with your
king, friend in passing By saluted
you. Should you like TO Be interrupt
ed In your conversation with the king
IN order to answer that salutation?"
Woe unto me, If were TO do 30. {"
Now, ] pray, dear sir! consider
only the respect you thus pay to mani
A mortal man. who Is here to-day and
tomorrow In the grave, while ! my
SELF. who stood facing the King OK
Kings, the immortal King, what should
! have done2s
The nobleman assuaged his wrath.
ana the pious man continued his
journey in peace
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29
An Everyday Word.

THE things some people do not
know are astonishing, observed the
pedant. TO every man you meet the
word penknife is familiar, yet plenty
of them would give it up If you asked
them how the name originated The
odd part is that they never stop to
wonder. OF course, readers know that
not SO long ago, before steel pens were
in general use, the clerks instrument
was a qulIl. Sharpening one end Of
this was all that was necessary to
make a pen, and every man was his
own penmaker and small knives were
kept for this purpose. Yes. Of course,
you knew all this before, but there
are a good many folks who do not.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29
AThs soUEAK IN &c gNeINE.v
BY Helena Smith Dayton.
pfr4urmr - A.t. rt

by Helena Smith Dayton.
Pictures by Angie Rreakspear
Did some one knock?n asked Tilly
Googan.
Some one Is always knocking" as
sured Lilly without glancing up from
her book. It had been a dull after
noon at the Googans' studio and the
sisters were enjoying the novelty.
Tilly had already opened the door
and given a comprehensive glance at
the shy figure that stood without.
4 came to take lessons in automo-
billing" explained the mellow-eyed,
pianissim0- voiced young man.
Don't you think you'd like the
flute better?" asked Tllly. There's
lovely teacher on the floor below"
But he shook his head.
1T Is the Arts and Accomplish
ments that ! wish to give up--and
learn to manage the automobile Alasl
You behold in me a disappointed and
unappreciated poet" He sank into
chair with a dramatic sob and hid
his face in the palms OF his hands. Z
am Noel Dibson Spotts!"
Good morning. scholarsl" greeted
the Googans, as their pupil in motor
ing presented himself for his first les
son
rs my motor costume correct?"
asked the poet anxiously.
Well" admitted the Googans.
everyone couldn't wear It, but It GER
tainly suits you. But now about those
curls?" Lilly toyed with the shears.
THAT Fauntleroy effect Is rather dan
gerous when you poke your head
around busy machinery
Sacrifice my hairi Neser." he
cried tragically.
Don't be too hasty about 1t, Lilly, =
pleaded Tilly. He may Be a failure
as driver and have to 60 back to
poetry. and without his hair he could
no more yersify than Chinaman can
return to his native land queueless. =
Then let us on our way" or
dered Lilly erisply Melords, the car
waits below"
Once In the machine, with Tilly
at the Wheel they soon were far from
the thoroughfares Of town. the open
country and unobstructed road stretch
ing before them. On the way out Lilly
had explained many things about the
car to the poet, but Noel Dibson
SPOTS couldn't overlook the feecy
clouds, the azure sky, the sweeping
fields and distant hills ard all the
other features Of well-arranged land
scape that could be turned into verses.
Don't you think we'd better let
Mr.. SPOTS have a try at running the
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29

K1e tocsaha-
carr" asked Tilly. @The road is wide
and clear-he couldn't do much dam.
age with one OF US ready to assist
him"
He must stop cloud.gaping or learn
to run an airship, snapped Lilly.
Here I've talked to him ali the way
out and All he really has grasped
about the machine ID the lamps and
the number-the Alpha and Omega
but hardly enough information to get
a drivers license on.
Mr. spotta.' commanded the Goo.
gans sterniy, explain the carbureter.
Mr.. SPOTS attention parachuted
back TO earth. He looked blank for
an instant then he broke forth into
the following:
"Carbureterg Cafbureterg
Who. oh who, could ere forget her
Dearest little Spanish maidl
Coils and coils Of midnight Aaif.
Al, but CarbnreEer's fairlH
Tllly and Lilly looked Ut zach other
without & word.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29
SPOTS Affinity Learned TO Take Poetic
Flights While He Abandoned
Soaring for a Motor.

along our vest pocket edition Of the
Worlds Best Poemsl'"
Indeed. in the days that followed, It
took time aud Googan patience to
make practical driver Of the fiighty
Noel Dibson SPOTS. Had he not been
such source OF amusement to the
girls It is doubtful II his motor edu-
cation would ever have been per-
fected
And then again, his gratitude for all
they were doing for him was touch
ing and beautiful thing to see It's
a fine feeling to know you are doing
something for humanity!
We've been making so much
money lately I've felt we ought to be-
gin handing out libraries or some lit
tie thing. and II it isn't lifting the lit
erary standard Of the universe to re-
strain Noel Dibson SPOTS then don't
know anything about poetry" was
Tilly Googan's explanation.
Well" unused Lilly. 4 don't know
whether we're turning Noel Dibson
into straight prose or whether he Is
putting US into blank verse. can't
crawl under the car to make a repair
that don't begin to compare it to
wounded bird or a soul in distress
catch myself trying to make words
rhyme. and this morning was quite
annoyed because vaseline was the
only word could get to associate with
gasolene in the same verse. We must
lose Noel Dibson pretty quick or
while we're making a good chauffeur
OF bum poet. he'll be making bum
poets Of two good chaufteurs."
Several days later Mr.. Spots left
town to All the position Of driver for
Mrs Laura Golden. a wealthy widow.
He wept like a child when taking
leave Of the Googans and swore eternal
gratitude.
III only he doesn't 90 moon gazing
between two trolley cars running be-
hind scheduled" said the Googans
earnestly.
Don't you know me?s smiled the
dandy who entered the Googan studio
without even a warning tap well,
my good ladies'. it's not 80 strange
after all. | am hardly the same Noel
Dibson Spots you once knew"
The Googans were SO completely
foored they slid right out Of their
chairs!
'I have returned to thank you for
all that you did for me- he contin-
ued. oh. can never, never forgetl
But for you ! should be writing verses
IN garret--unknown, unappreci-
ated-"
Instead Of doing some useful
work. completed Lilly. I'm SO glad
you made such success Of chauf-
feurlngg
"chauffeuringl" cried SPOTS Indig-
nantly Why. | have just had my
first volume o. poems published, and
Il was to present you with an auto
graph copy that ! called to-day.
knew that with your beautiful and
unmercenary natures it would mean
more than payment for the lessons
Yes, indeed" murmured the Goo.
gans, choking with amusement.
"As you may have heard. / married
Mrs. Golden. who has deep appFecia.
tlon for my work-lndeed. twas
Laura who had these little gems col
lected In this pretty gold and white
booklet"
80 he's nov the poet Laura,ale, Z
giggied Tilly
No telling vhat a squeak In the en-.
CINE may develop into after this.
marveled Lilly.
Copyright. 1907. BY WI G. Chapman.1 ]
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-29

A negro in Philadelphia attends a
public school in that city, and five OF
his children are also pupils IN tho
same school. He Is a night-watchman.
Of steady habits, and keeps his young
sters well clothed It Is not known
when be sleeps.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
COURT NOTES.

Suit has been filed in the district
court by the Utah maple nlent com
r0ny against George w Parsons to re-
cover Sl2150 alleged to be due OF
pro mi ssory note and also for S12 a.
attorneys fees. a writ OF attachment
was issued In the case by the court
The case of Susie Clark and het
four children against the CONSOLIDATE
ed Mercur Gold Mines company has
been compromised aud settled by the
payment OF slsO55 to plaintiffs Mrs
Clark sued To recover $4,000 as dam
ages for the death OF her husband
who was killed in defendants mine
Judge Richie has rend cred iudg-
ment in favor of plaintiff In the case Of
the Salt Lake Hardware company
against the Utah Store Fixture conn
pany and the Utah AssO citation "
Credit Mon, for the sum Of $500 The
action was brought 10 recover the
value OF certain merchandise sold by
plaintiff 10 the Store Fixture COM
pany and afterwards seized by the
Credit Mems association and sold.
A Judgment in favor OF plaintiff has
been rendered by Judge Ritofe In the
case OF n, w Clayton against Henry
Nj. Dinwoodey, J, II. MoyIe and w. n.
e. Shepher, executors of the Will OF
Henry Dlnwoodey. deceased, for the
sum OF sl,O7S.ls. The action was
brought to recover that amount which
plaintiff was compelled to pay as taxes
on real estate bought from Mr.. Din
woodey. the title to which WAS war
ranted as clear OF all REMEMBRANCE, but
on which the taxes for 1905 had not
been paid
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
STATE AGENCY
WAS A FAILURE
Mrs. M. B. Miner Now Brinus
Suit Against F. {. Stewart
And Wife.
FALSE REPRESENTATIONS
Is the Claim Of Plaintiff who Has
Already Brought Criminal Action
Over Toilet Articles Agency

SUIT has been filed In tho district
court by Mrs. NJ Is. Miner against f.
b. Stewart and his wife. J. D. Stow
art, 10 recover the total sum OF $l,240
being money advanced by plaintiff
and also damages for false represent
tsttlons made by defendants In regard
To u BUSINESS transaction which they
Induced Mrs, Miner to take hold OF.
II Is alleged that defendants sold to
Mrs. Miner for $500 the state right
70 the sale of toilet articles manufGc-
tured by them, and that they falsely
represented that the goods were IN ect-
ing wIth ready sales, and thar they
had received large orders from their
agents all over tllc state
BY reason OF these fraudulent rep
resentations Mrs Milnor purchased
The state agency for the sum named
and after working for four months
found that the proposition was a to-
tai failure and she was out her money
and labor She now asks judsln cnt
for the $500 paid by her for the
agency. $40 for her time and $500 as
exemplary damages, About two weeks
ago Mrs Miner signed q complaint in
the county attorneys office against
Stewart charging him with obtaining
money by false preicnses. lie was
arrested and released on bail but could
not be found yesterday when the
deputy sherl1f tTied To serve the sum-
mons In this case upon him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
ADJUSTMENTS.

Tlieater-The engagement OF the
San Carlo Opera company ended with
two performances yesterday. first the
Barber of Seville al a matinee. the
turn-Out to which was meager second
at night, when Faust was given to
an audience which. while il was bril-
liant and fashionable. still fell far
below the expectations OF the MANAGE
fnent
'.Irhe Barber OF seville" long
known as a classic OF It's KIND. was
rendered with Alice Nielsen In the
part OF Rosina, one Of PATHS famous
early roles, and with Signor Fornari
In the part of Figaro the barber. In
this especial role, which called for
the blending of the coqueitish and the
demure that made the Nielsen famous.
she was again the dainty and bewild-
cring artist OF the olden days. while
her beautiful. high soprano voice was
given fun play in ehe delightful work
with which the opera is crowded.
She interpolated two English numbers,
one Arditfs kiss waltz the Ather
Aud Lang Syne," and was vocifer-
ously applanded. Slgnore FornarT is
an excellent comedian and singer. and
was an ideal Figaro. The tenor Of the
occasion was decidedly lame. and is
evidently carried for e9igences only.
At the evening performances Madam
Nordica as Marguerite had a recep-
ton that must have warmed the In
nermost recesses of her heart. Her
singing thTougho and the exquisite
finish Of all her methods approach the
perfection point II would be fiastery
TO say that she is the Ideal Marguerite
of the famous story. because her
years and her physique make that i'm.
possible, neither has her voice the
electrifying clarion quality chat so
distinguished her a dozen wears ave.
but she is stilI 50 ACCOMPLISHED she
has so much OF that rare quality. re-
pose. and her tone retains so much OF
its richness, that II would be hard to
imagine anything more completely
satisfying than her singing Of Mar
guerite's music, The familiar mum
beers, ''Fhe King Of Thule" '''ho Tew-
el Song" the quartet work In thu gar
den, the tremendous climax In the
Church scene, and more than all. the
dTeamily exquisite beauty OF the duet
with the TENOR in the third act, all
held IN audience spell bound during
their rendition, and evoked the most
tremendous sort of applause. at their
close Madam NordIca was called be-
fore the curtain again and again. and
was rendered beautiful floral offer
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
LAID TO REST.
Impressive Services Attend Obsequies
or Late Bishop Geo. H. Taylor.

Largely attended and deeply impress
rive were the services over the remains
II Bishop George II. Taylor The OBJ
Iequies were held In the Assembly hall,
With relatives and friends, who met TO
do honor 10 the memory OF a good man.
The Temple choir, G. j. Thomas, con-
ductor, assisted by members of the
Fourteenth ward choir. furnished music
,or the OCCASION the selections being
We have met dear friends" 70 Lord
Responsive and SOME sweet day."
Miss Edith Grant and the choir sang
The Beautiful City" The opening ana
closing pra yers We're by Elders Rodney
e. Badger and Henry T. Richards, re-
speetlvely. and the grave in the city
cemetery was dedicated by Patriarch
Iohn Smith.
The speakers, in the order named.
we're Bishop John n. Whitaker, Presi-
sent Frank Y, Taylor. President Nephi
/. Morris, Elder Ileber j. Grant and
Presidents John r. Wlnder, Anthem IL
Lnnd and Joseph II, Smith. All spoke
IN the highest possible terms OF the life
Ind labors OF Bishop Taylor
"A committee representing the Y. L.
VI. /. A. OF tho Fourteenth ward re-
,elYed and arranged the flowers and
ioral designs. which We're many and
beautiful A number OF Relief society
workers rode In a large drag at the
Aead Of the procession from the Assem-
Sly hall TO the cemetery,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
OGDEN CASE REVERSED.

In an opinion handed down by the
supreme court yesterday afternoon
the judgment of the lower court was
reversed In the case Of Charles A.
Jones, appellant, VS.. Ogden City, l.. j,
Butcher and George "A, Maulc and the
case was Temanded 10 recover $4,000
damages for personal injuries alleg-
ed to have been caused by The negli~
gence OF defendants 1t was claimed
that Butcher was constructing q side
walk In front of Maule's residence in
Ogden and negligently left building
material in the street and while j ones
was driving one night his horse ran
into the material oveyturning his
buggy and thrO wing him out and Sc
verely lnjuring him
The lower court held that the owl
dence in the case WAS not suffl cienf to
bind defendants and Instructed the
jury to return verdict in their
favor, which was done, The supreme
court holds that the evidence was suf
ficient TO constitute q cause OF action,
and that the court erred in taking 1t
out of the hands Of the jury Hence
the Judgment is reversed. The opinion
was written by Chief Justice McCartS
and cone urred in by Justices Straup
and Frick.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
SUCCESSFUL SESSION.
Convention OF Ladies' OF the Maccabees
Closes With Entertainment.

The triennlal district convention oE
the ladies' Of the Maccabees closed last
evening, after successful and enjoy
able session. The evening enteriaIl-
ment was attended by l,SOO when Inc
program q 8 printed WAS carried out. Al
tho afternoon meeting 40 women were
Initiated. and Mrs. Lucy Nelson OF Og-
den was chosen delegate TO the ma
tlonal convention to be held In Chi
cago next July, The first prHse OF
SO for the largest delegation was
awarded 10 Silver Hive OF Ogden. which
also won the Slj prize for the large 81 /
number OF life benefit member .,rtsenl !.
ed In the Initiating class, Hive No. If
OF Salt Lake was awarded $40 for hay-
Ing Ghe second largest delegation pres
ant The IIolllster Hive oe this city.
was awarded 81 for lie benefit mem.
bers, The Sis drill contest prISe was
awarded TO Banner Hive No II, and a
juvenile team WAS awarded S.
Mrs, Iiollister and miss West left last
nlS,ht for Denver 10 attend dIsttfct
convention there The visiting ladies
declared they had found the order prcs-
porous wherever they WENT
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
WILL HANDLE LOVELY BOOK.
Ogden Ellls Join With Junction City
Press Club ON Proposition.

The Ogden Elks have decided to Join
hands with the Ogden Press club in
handling the LOvey book. and have APP
pointed committee to solicit subscrIp-
tions. The book is being prepared by n
committee OF the Salt Lake Ellss and Of
the Salt Lake Press club, tho object
being 10 thus put into permanent form
many OF the western cartoons which
made Loyey famous, and made also
ripple OF laughter TO SPREAD over sew
eral states. and IN addition, through
this means 10 present Loveys invalid
mother with whatever sum can be
raised Tho following committee VIII
assist the Elks in selling the LOvey
book Judge j. A. Howell. o. p.
Meckcs w D. Brown. r w. KnIsely.
@. d. DeWOlf and J, II. Knauss. The
Ogden Press club VIII assist the Ellts'
committee In the work
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
H0L.OUPS MAXI:
4 GOOD HAUL
Masked Men Enter Miners Sa-
loon ON State Street Early
This Morning.
ROBBERS SECURE s2e4.5o.
After Getting the Money They Backed
Out Of thc Rear Door Into
The Darkness

AT 2:45 O'Clock this morning. twO
masked men armed with revolvers
/ quietly entered the Miners saloon on
State street and Victoria alley. and
held up FIVE occupants OF the place.
The robbers entered from the rear and
did their work quietly and thoroughly.
The command; Throw UP your hands"
was Immediately obeyed and while one
OF the robbers proceeded to collect what
money he could find, the other fellow
kept the inmates Of the place covered
with guns.
The cash re gister was opened and $40
extracted The bartender was then orr
dered 10 produce and he did so to the
tune OF S1.50- From the other men the
robbers secured S1S5. One was robbed
Of $50, another of SIS and the third of
$12.
After getting the money the holdups
cautioned their victims to remain qli ct,
They then slipped out of the back door
and were soon lost in the darkness. The
police were notified and are at work
ON the case
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-17
WEATHER REPORT

Record at the local office OF the wealth
sr bureau for the "a hours ending at @
a n. today;
Barometer reading at a. m,, 25,6s
Inches Temperature at 6 a. m. ss; maxi
mum. 81: minimum, A, mean, u. which
Is degrees above normal.
Precipitation for the "a hours ending at
a. M, 20 inch, which is -Ol Inch below
the normal
Accumulated excess In precipitation
since Jan |, ia inches
Relative humidity "a per cent
FORECAST TILL 9 p, NJ, THURSDAY,
Local forecast for Salt Lake City and
vicinity
Generally fair tonight and Thursday
preceded by showers this afternoon.
r. J. HYATT.
Section Director.