Evening journal., 1907-11-26
Personal and Pertinent

One day celebrated advocate was arguing before a
very rude old Scotch judge who pointed with one fore
finger 10 of his and with the other the oppo-
site one. you see this, Mr. N?" Il do, lord" said
there" and his lordshp smiled with the harity of a
judge who thinks ne has actually said good thing Il
don't doubt it, lord" replied the advocates what is
there TO prevent tg-Belman.
about the hard luck Dad AIouton the stan
ford traner?' inquired alumnus another coming
back from the big game.
mo- what happened?
well Dad, YOU know used TO be professional foot
racer Went al over the world when in his athletic
prime, sprintng for money against all comers. They
say he won 26S races never was beaten but twice in all
his the fellows him. later
in another and outran him. Dad after the
beat Dad again"
"fIow was thatg'
"Diod before Dad got another crack at hm."-San
Francisco chronicle
shortly after a administration took hold OF a WE'LL
known southern railroad great number Of claims
preferred against the company and
cattle being killed along the line in kentucky TO make
matters worse II appeared that every animal killed how
over worthless IL may have been before the accident
Invariably figured in the claims subsequently presented
as pelhs OF ine pest poou IN henWcNy
One day. In conversation with one of the roads attor
the president became much excited referring
to the situation do you know he exclaimed. bringing
down his fist on the desk by way Of emphasis Il have
reached the conclusion that nothing in Kentucky
proves live stock as crossing it with locomotye'-
Harpers Monthly
can send YOU UP un Of wueG" inquired the clerk
Nav replied Mr.. Nurtoh
a
Look here young man, YOU trying to kid meg
Don't you spose know that Wine Is sold in bottles?
know that you don't order it like you would coal
Kansas City Journal.
The Rev stephen W. Dana OF the West Walnut street
Prosbytoran Church al Thirty-ninth and Chestnut
streets usually cnterians the Sunday his
church with interesting experiences and per-
he has met with one OF these which received
with instant satisfaction 10y the young children.
minister who was assigned 70 small New England town
not long when he started in his dutesr said
pr Dana, "hc found everything just liked with
exception, this exception being old Bil Johnson Bill
very much addicted To the wine when il was
red and the minister at his inen-
ton to bring him 10 the of his ways. Wen.
of course. know right, parson. Of the
elders said slowly strokng his heard hut would be
mighty bad thing for the town if old Bin quit
drirhing Why, what do YOU brotherg asked the
preacher in unconcealed amazement WALL parson
like this the elder explained; there amt con-
vinlin talker nowhere than old Bill, every time ne
gets drunk and sobers he somebody sign the
lodge with nin an the other fellow pretty nearly aNays
koeps il it''--Phlalephia Record
Why don't come right out and say YOU don't like
that man who wants 10 marry your daughter"
what for?' asked Mr. Cumrox. Hes popular enough
] with mother and the girls now Washington star.
In stroins through the garden while waiting for his
hostess 20 appear newly arrived visitor upon
Bob who was building fort of the gravel Of the walk.
And Who you, little man?' asked the visitor
"f1 baby's brother" said Sob proudy.-Youths Com
pan.-.i