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Impertinent Question No. 20
What Is Money, Anyhow?

For the most original or witties answer to this ques
tion-and the briefer the better-The Call will pay
! FIVE DOLLARS. For the next five answers
The Call will pay ONE. DOLLAR each Prize
winning answers will be printed next Wednesday
and checks mailed to the winners at once Make
your answer short and address it to
lMPERTINENT QUESTIONS
THE CALL
to what's an
5prhe to Mrs Buto Phcevn Ca.
A mighty
81 street
a second
to Florence onver79 Mar tsreetcH
Some who is hard to hnd but to find
% NJ.
A soul
prize t. Marie Everett. 4 street
Cupids
o s. p. county
A fair exchange.
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gagged by Luther Brown on the after
noon of the kidnapping and had been
given instructions by Brown as to the
carrying out of every detail of the abb
duction in the manner followed out
He corroborated all the statements
made by Fremont Older concerning the
actions of Brown and Porter Ashe on
the trip to San Jose and said that Older
had demanded to be taken before Judge
Cook and had attempted to stop the
machine which was leading the way
On the night before he appeared as a
witness before the grand jury Wyman
declared that Luther Brown telephoned
to him to meet him in Clay street, and
that when he did so Brown rode about
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Detective Luther G. Brown Is Indicted
for Subornation Of Perjury
Chauffeur Nyman Confesses aCalhoun's Man
Induced Him to Lie in kidnapping Case
Law for Punishment of Perjurers

Section 10 of the penal code:
Punishment OF perjury. Perjury is punishable
by Imprisonment in the state prison less than
one, than fourteen years.
Section III of the penal code:
SubOrnation of perjury. Every person who viii
fully procures another person to commit perjury is
guilty of sub0rnation OF perjury, and is punishable
in the manner he would be if personally
guilty of the perjury procured
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ilontinned ON Pare 3. Middle Column 8.
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CORNELIUS MAKES REPLY
Says There Are More Accidents Than
When Union Men Ran Cars

Richard Cornelius. president of the
Garments union, takes exception to the
statement issued by Thornwell Null
lally of the United Railroads and last
night issued the following statement,
contradicting what Mullally said:
Mr. Mutually is quoted as saying that there
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INDEX OF THE
SAN FRANCISCO CALLS
NEWS TO-DAY
TELEPHONE kEARNY Sc
FRIDAY. OCTOBER IL, 1907
WEATHER CONDITIONS
NEWS TO-DAY

OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES wind; clear; maxi
mum temperature. 6s; minimum. Sc.
FORECAST FOR ToDAY-Partly cloudy
fresh southwest wind. Page IL
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G. of
OF in
and
TO of against a Ford
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
MILWAUKEE ROAD is FINED.
Pleads Guilty to Charge Of Relating
Pays $4,000 Fine.

New York. May 1s.-The Chicago,
Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway com
pany. through its general counsel.
Charles b.. Keller of Chicago, pleaded
guilty before Judge Holt in the Unit
ed States circuit court yesterday on
two indictments recently returned
against the road for the granting of
rebates in violation of the Elkins anti
rebating law. The court assessed a
fine Of $4,000 on each count pleaded
to, or $4,000 in all, which Attorney
Keller paid.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, ~ they cannot =. ach the DIS.
eased portion Of the ear. IDere IL only one way 10
cure deafness. and that IL by constitutions remedies.
Deafness 10 caused by 81 lnfamed condition of the
Mucous lining % tie tJsi6ChiAu tube. When this
tube IL innsmed you have y rumb,iug sound or iul'
perfect hearing, and when II ~ entirely closed, Deaf
uess is the rcsult, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored 70 IL normal condi-
ton. hesrirg will be destroyed forever; nine cases
out of ten are caused Nv atsrrb. which IL nothing
but an innamed condition Of the mucous surfaces.
We viii give one Hundred Dollars for any case OF
Deafness tcSuseo by cRtsrrhl that cannot be cured
by Halle CstaIfh Cure. send for circulars. free.
7. }. CHENEY a Co, Toledo, o,
Sold by Druggists. s5c.
lake Hans Family Pms for constipation.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Desirable Location.

The House Hunter like this
house well enough. but don't like the
idea of its being right next door 10 the
police station, with all those staring
policemen.
The Agent-Ah. sir, but that is real
~ a great advantage. Think how easy
il will be TO keep a cook here.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Famous Beck Free,

Every reader Of this paper can get free
Of charge one of DR.. Coffee's famous books
which tells OF a new method by which
persons afflicted with Deafness. Head
Moses, Sore Eyes, Failing Sight from any
small expense.
Write a letter Immediately TO DIR. w. o.
Coffee. 500 Century Bldg, Des Moines, la.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Musical Note,

Isn't that lovely" said IN enthusi-
astic young musician when a prima
donna had finished her principal song.
Perfectly charming" replied the
young lady addressed. Il never saw
such a beautiful white satin in my life.
How much do you think it would cost
a yard?"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

To improve the general health, take
Garfield Tea daily for a time; II purlties
the blood, eradicates rheumatism and
many chronic ailments, and keeps the
health good. Garfield Tea is made of
herbs; it IL guaranteed under the Pure
Food and Drugs Law. Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, y. Y.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Nc Lover Of Timed Music.

A photograph had been introduced
into the village public and the land
lord, after running off several records,
asked one OF mis- audience big agri,
the invention.
"Wey." he replied, IA nivver could
get on wi timed meat, and Aa'm
hanged II ] like timed music"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

You'll have TO excuse the disorder
here" said the fiat dwelIer. all these
bundles are our summer clothes that
We had to take out of the hall clos,
ct"
Surely, Won don't need summer
clothes this weather. said his friend.
NO" but We had to put up q cot in
the closet for a friend who spent last
night with us
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
One Mans Opinion.

What's your ~opinion-does the man
or the woman have the better time in
life?"
That's as old as Adam-and every.
body knows he got the worst OF C."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Boy Hit by Street Car.

st. Paul, May 19.-Clayton Lewis
seven years old, was struck by a street
car yesterday and probably fatally in
jured. His right leg was fractured in
two places and be is suffering from
conclusion of the brain.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
The Easy Position.

What ! want" said the out-of.work,
is a nice, easy position"
MY friend" answered the wise one,
give up that idea. When an. easy po-
sition, is discovered, so many people
are after II that a man has to fight ten
hours a day TO get it and twelve hours
q day to hold on 70 it,"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
COMING sno GOING.

what kick have you against mar
ried life?"
Well, II don't keep my wife
dressed in the height of fashion
have trouble with her, and If do keep
her dressed in the height of fashion
have trouble with her dressmaker."
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Hard to Suit,

When your mother-in-law fell into
the water why didn't you help TO get
her OUT"
My dear madam. YOU must know
that nothing I've ever done has pleas.
ed her"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
The Mistakes Of Others

I'VE should learn TO profit by the
mistakes that others make" said the
philosopher.
81 co that right along" replied the
humorist. "Baeley got into the wrong
house when he came home from the
banquet the other night, and | wrote
Z story about II ~hich / rave Just sold
t. one Of the comic papers for So"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

A nervous irritable woman. often on
the verge of Mysteries, is a source of
misery TO everyone who under
her influence, and unhappy and mis-
cradle herself.
Such women not only drive hus-
bands from home but are wholly unfit
20 govern children.
The ills of women act like a fire
brand upon the erves. consequently
seven-tenths of the nervous prostra-
tion, nervous dependency, h e
''blues", sleeplessneSs, and nervous
i~rritability of women arise from some
organic arrangement.
Do Won experience fits of depression
with restlessness alternating with ex-
treme irritability ? Do You suffer
from pains in the abdominal region,
baokache, bearing down pains.nervous
dyspepsia. sleeplessneSS, and almost
continually cross and snappy2 If so,
your nerves are - a shattered con-
dition and YOU are threatened with
nervous prostration.
Proof is monumental that nothing
in the world is better for nervous
troubles Of women than Lydia T..
Pipkham's Vegetable Compound.
MADE from native roots and herbs.
Thousands and thousands of women
can testify to this fact.
Mrs. Nellie Markham, Of Isl Morgan
St. Buffalo. Y. Y, writes
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
81 was a wreck from nervous prostration.
LYDIA f. Pinkham's Vegetable Co
herbs, contains no narcotics or Harmful
the largest number OF actual cures {
world has ever known, and thOusal
AIe in the laboratory at Lynn, Mass.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Murder Is CHARGED.

Grand Rapids, Mich. May 19.-Wil-
liam ScLimmel was placed under ar
rest in Morsland township. Muskegon
county, charged with the murder ard
robbery Of Postmaster Martin C. Col.
den at Denison, April %, 1906.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

Gunner-Did you hear the celebra-
ted hasso sing Rocked in the Cradle
of the Deep"
Guyer-Yes, and | thought it was
pretty fshy.
GunneT-Fishy? How so?
Guyer-Why, wasn't it a deep-sea
bass?
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

To be on good terms with human nature.
BE Well, Garfield Tea purihes the blood
graduates disease. regulates the digestive
organs and brings Good Health! Manu-.
featured by Garfield Tea Co.. Brooklyn,
y. y. Sold by druggists.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
KELLOGG SHOWS
UP RAIL OCTOPUS
DECLARES COMPETITION SUP
PRESSED IN o%NE-THIRp OF
THE COUNTRY.
CONTRACTS DECLARED ILLEGAL
PROSECUTIONS ARE URGED AND
NEW AND EFFECTIVE LAWS
RECOMMENDED. -

New York, May IA portion Of
the recommendations OF Attorneys
Frank B. Kellogg and c. A. Severance
Of st. Paul TO the interstate commerce
commission concerning the Hartman
railroad investigation has been pub
lished here. II reviews the testimony
and holds that. railroad competition
has been suppI assed in an area equal
to onethird of the United States; that
the contracts between the Union Pa
cific and Rock Island for the control
of the Alton railway, al well as the
contracts between the Union q
Southern Pacific. and the control Of
the Illinois Central and the San Pedro
road, are all in violation Of the Sher-
man antitrust act.
Urge Prosecutions.
1t recommends that the attorney
general institute proceedings 10 annul
these a~greemeats. 1t also Recommends
that there should be new and effective
laws to prevent imitation of securities,
and declares hat the profits Of the
great railroads of the Far West are
being used to buy stocks and control
systems in the East instead of build
ing more roads for the development of
the West, as they should be.
Report Is Awaited.
Washington, May II. - The recon-
mendations Of Messrs. Kellogg and
Severance in regard to the Hartman
railroads are not yet accepted and
confirmed by the interstate commerce
commission, so that they stand at
present merely as recommendations to
the committee and o the report Of
the committee itself. Commissioners
Harlan and Knapp of the interstate
commerce commission say that the
commission has not yet made It's re-
port.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week TO
Northwestern Inventors.

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, Gil Pioneer Press
building, St. Paul, Mimi: Eugene A.
Bryant. Minneapolis, Mimi, metallic
rOd-packing; Herbert L. Lapham, vii,
mington, Mimi, spark arrester; La
tayette q. DObbs, Watertown, S. d.,
whipping device; Christ & +. Ludwig
sen, Jackson. Mimi. horseshoe calk
and making the same; John f. Nc.
Eellar. Storden, Mimi, end gate; Al.
bert J. Nelson, Waseca, Mimi, pole
support,
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
piscatorial.

AID Italian scientist says fish can
both hear and talk.
1t would be highly interesting to
hear this knowing authority make a
noise like a fish.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Reciprccat.

Diggs-It's up TO a rich man TO
make the most of his money.
Biggs-Because why?
Diggs-Because his money makes
the most of him.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Killing.

She-How DO | look now, dear?
He-You remind NE of a Sioux in
his war paint.
She-Oh, you horrid-
He-Not at all. ] mean you're dress
ed TO kill.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Yes, Indeed.

"A woman makes a great change in
a mans life"
Yes, and she takes a great deal OF
change out OF II. too"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Commission Divided.

The interstate commerce commits
sion is divided into two factions. One
believes that successful suits can be
maintained to break the Hartman
combinations under the Sherman anti
trust act, which might permit the sub
sequent criminal prosecution of Mr..
Hartman. The other is convinced that
legal proceedings for the dissolution
of the combinations would prove an
ignoble failure.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
That's Different,

The law holds an accused person
innocent until he is proved guilty"
The law may. But how about the
police"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Afraid Of a Panic.

The president is regarded as being
Just a trile lukewarm on the subject
of prosecuting Mr.. Hartman and his
associates. He is apprehensive that
business will be disturbed and panics
may follow. He is anxious that there
shall be no diminution of prosperity
during his term of Office. He wants to
ascertain the approximate cost of
seeking to break up the Hartman
combinations before taking final steps
in that direction. If it is apparent
that OF much of an ~upheaval will be
caused in financial circles he will de-
fer action until such time as he be
lieves the country can stand a sharp
shock without a disastrous panic. II
was with this end IN view that the
president arranged 70 hold of prose
~cutions until next winter or a later
date.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

AS a rule a married mans sugar
coated sweetness wears off with the
waning of the honeymoon.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

1t surprises a mar the first time his
wife loses her temper, After that he
is surprised when she doesn't.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

Love is particularly blind when It
comes to seeing danger signals.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

Dyeing is as easy as washing when
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES are used.
Ask your druggist.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

No. Cordelia, a man doesn't neces-
sarily have paint in his eyes when he
IL color blind.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
PUT IT UP TO PRESIDENT.
Must Decide Question Of Bringing
Criminal Prosecution.

Washington, May lS-The question
of bringing criminal prosecutions
against f. Fl. Hartman, and suits TO
dissolve the railroad combinations he
has effected must be decided by Presi-
dent Roosevelt. This is a matter in
which no subordinate will NEEDLE.
The president must figure cut his own
deductions and assume full RESPONSE
bilitV. for the consequence
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

Every man is willing to take chances
Of being ruined by prosperity.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

A Bible in a mans hand is no proof
Of religion in his heart.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Modern Society.

"Oh, now is Mrs. Jones to-day"
81 don't know, madam. Shall I
oBk?
r"oh, never mind. Only tell Mrs.
Jones ! inquired after her"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23

Mrs. WtnsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children trtLnlnp, sulteus tue gums, euuces in.
Illumination allRyE pain. cures WIND cote. 25c a bottle.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Don't Sneeze Your Head on.

Krause's Cold Capsules will cure YOU al
most instantly. At all Druggists, 25c.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
Don't Poison Baby

FORTY YEARS AGO almost every mother thought her child must have
4 ~PAREGORIC or laudanum to make it sleep These drugs will produce
Sleep and A FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP FROM WHICH
THERE Is NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed or
whose health has been ruined for life by paregorc, laudanum and morphine, each
Of which is a narcotic product Of opium. Druggists are prohibited from seIn5
either Of the narcotics named to children at all, or to anybody without labelling
them poison" The definition O." narcotic" is: al medicine Which yeheues pain
and produces Sleep but uAich III poisonous do@swoducess upor, coma couuuL-
sons and death" Thetaste dsmel ofmedctnes containing opium are disguised,
and sold under the names Of Drops" "COrdiaLs" Soothing syrups" etc. You
should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you OF
your physician know Of what it is composed. CAST0RIA DOES NOT CON-
TAIN NARCOTICS, fl bears the signature of Chas. E. Fletcher
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-05-23
MRS. GEO. A. JAMES

I suffered so l did not care what became OF
me, and my family despaired Of my re-
covery. Physicians failed to help me. /
was urged to try Lydia z. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and l want to tell You
that il has entirely cured me. ! think it
is the finest medicine on earth and l am
recommending it to all my friends and
acquaintance.
Mrs. Geo. A. James, a life long
resident of Fredonia, N. Y, writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham;-
81 was in q terribly run down condition
and had nervous prostration caused by
female trouble. in fact | had not been well
since nv children were born. This con-
dition worked on my nerves and l wa ir-
ritable and miserable. | had tried many
remedies without getting much help but
lydia K. PinkhamS Vegetable Compound
brought me back to health and strength 1t
has also carried me safely through the
Change of Life. | cannot too strongly
recommend your medicine"
Mrs. Pinkham's Invitation to Women.
Women suffering from any form of
female weakness are invited to
communicate promptly with Mrs.
Pinkham. at Lynn, Mass. From the
symptoms given. the trouble may be
located and the quickest and surest
way of recovery advised. Out of her
vast volume of experience in treating
female ills Mrs. Pinkham probably
has the very knowledge that will help
your case. Her advice is free and
always helpful.
lpound, made from native roots and
drugs and today holds the record for
female diseases of any medicine the
is of voluntary testimonials are on
which testify to its wonderful value.
!; a Woman's Remedy for Women's Ills.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-12
\ Present Duty.
cribe for the JOURNAL.
The Story of a Rif~ Shot.

Perhaps no ute knows, or ever viii
know, how much in the Spanish Amer
lean war a single rifle ball accom-
plished toward bringing the conflict
to an early c'2Se. 1t was a sergeant
of the Ninth infaDtry who fired the
shot, at Il Distance of more than 1,500
yards, that nearly severed the left arm
of General I.inareS from his body and
gave the supreme command at Santi-
ago to General Toral Sergeant Nc
Inarney was the most advanced sol
der of the American forces, and took
position in a tree. Beyond, within the
breastworks, he noticed an officer
upon gray horse, apparently making
an inspection of the entire line.
Though the order had gone out that
day that no firing should be INDUCED
in, >SIcInarncy drew bead upon the
horseman and brought him down.
Later it was learned that the SER
geantS target was General Linares,
regarded as the best of Spains fight
ers in Cuba. TOral, a commander who
was anxious for Il speedy termination
of hoStilitieS, assumed command and
a few hours later Santiago capitulated
to the AmericanS.-NeW York Tribune
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-12
"All HANDS knancon ShinIn

A naval officer thus 6ss 'ribes the
realistic "All hands abandon ship"
drill: 1.-TWO minutes after the word
has been passed every ships boat has
swung from its davits into the water,
and minute later every boat is thor
oughly proviSiOned and watcred. With
In four minutes and often in much
quicker time every man of the ships
company, from the commanding officer
down, is occupying the station in the
boat called for by his ships number
and then the command Sheer off, is
given. The boats are hauled away a
couple of hundred feet from the de-
serted vessel, and she rides without a
human soul aboard her, often when the
drill IS gone through In midoccan in n
sea that the landsman would account
terrific Then the word 'Boardr is
passed, and within eight minutes at
the most all hands are not only on
board again, but every boat has been
rclashed to the davits, all of the pro-
visions, water, Instruments and other
gear have been removed, and the ships
company is in fair way to get to
sleep again"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-12
TOWN AND VICINITY.
Politically Personal.

John Ternent, of LOnaconlng, was in
town Monday evening, shaking hands
with the voters and making himself
solid for big Prohibition vote for House
of Delegates.
The Homecoming Press tells of promi-
nent Frostburger' recent visit to that
place, of something he did, and indicat-
ing what he would do if elected:
Henry f. Cook, the Frostburg printer,
was in town Wednesday evening, but he
wasn't talking shop" Henry is a mem
Der of the =. 0. 5. of A. and he took in the
smoker incidentally, he saw a number of
friends and talked about some of his ideas
in legislation, which are contingent upon
his election to the House of Delegates
We'd like to see Henry a member of the
House he has brains, character convictions
and has attended that great university
wherein daily examinations are the rule
newspaper work. He would make good
no doubt about that
Lloyd l.. Shatfer, republican nominee
for Clerk of the Circuit Court, was here
Wednesday distributing beautiful pho
tograph differing only from himself in
size and animation. The JOURNAL
posted one not far from where lot of
policemen are chanting somebody's
praise-whether his or Young's the
spectator pust decide. But there is no
rubbing out the fact that Lloyd is good
looking as well as an amazingly good
fellow.