The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-01
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What's The Use.

Whats The Uses ,, What's the use complainin'? The old world rocks along, We have the same old blossom, We have the same old song; The same blue sky bending. The same south wind to woo us As 1t goes murmuring by The same wee brook laughing, The same old jay bird sassing. Back the same old buxzing bee. The old sweet wonder of it all Each days renewed again, We have the same old loving, The same old joy and pain: The same old love tales uttered In little shell like ears ~ The same old blushes mount the cheek Just as they've done for years. The same old marriage vows are said They're kept the .sa same sas,srnssr. as then. Just as they've always been. So what's the use of kicking You can't change things at all The big fish always will be big The small fish will be small. Don't try to start some great reform Unless you're sure you'll win :. For goodness sake don't thing Of 1t l Unless you have the tin. The same old grafters still will graft Until the judgment day. The trusts will still somehow contrive To make the people pay. - Whats the use or anything Just this: Now don't you mind It. Don't be a chronic kicker Take the world just as you find 1t.
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 Enough. Has your niece any short-coming! well CT. nothing specially unless its them new bathing suits she ordered"
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 T asked my friend Jones, who works for a typewriter company, to send me Did he send itY'
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 A boy, could be just las content with a goat as he could with an automobiles the goat can move down the road and has strong scent.
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 As It Sometimes Happens. Has he much money behind himT well, from what l can learn it seems to all be there
 All In The Practicef Why did Miss Brown look so com fortable squeezed up in that wagon on ! aoh, she has lived in flat for the ias' "Ve years # E E
 If sools didn't rush in where angels fear to tread there would be lot more bachelors in ths s Terls se < . A Turkish bath is sweat-box. where you don't have to confess anything.
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 How hard 1t Is to realize that any great or good thing can come from the 6ratn of an old playmate of ours.
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 Ella Wheeler Wilcox says it is diff ficult to break away from the habits formed in childhood. Even to writing poetry. Ella?
 Kansas man declares he saw an angel flying over the State recently You said flyias SoysE" ssT@ didn't your About the only Sort of real brain storm we have ever encountered are those where man blows about hts ancestry
 Carrie Nation has refused an offer of marriage, Such a pity; as ,,sS, she @ IS so kept any old man straight
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 The reason some students receive @ cause 1t is the lowest mark to bs given.
 An Incident of the Milky way: rosnd sad throash spaee To a feminine soul who near him
 chanced to stray. As they sat on comets tails Each had a pair of scales Said the gail to ihe man-soui'
 What do you -wei&hT"
 Who wouldn't.
 Had you rather be right than Pres ident?'' Vice President"
 As It Usually Is. What terms did you get? dollar down and dollar per week?' "A dollar down and dollar perhpas.'
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 Madam you are barking up the wrong tree"
 sir: I am glad to hear yon admit that, you talk like a man up al tree
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 Japanese do lucrative trade In the exportat ton of frogsklns for purses, The works controlled by Tokio merchant have exported as many as 130,0p0 skins in less than year-News Item You can depend on the Japanese be- ing progressive enough to be dnto the latest skin games. & $ Ss Good Way.
 "Jones is going to bring out new l book this spring"
 Didn't know he was an author. Hes not; it's a dictionary and he'A going to bring 1t out in a wagon"