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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
GIVE THE BOYS A CHANCE.

1t is difficult to work up what many
people regard as a proper horror over
the prank of the four Annapolis ca
diets in climbing over the academy wall
and eating a late supper with some
chorus ladies. The boys, it is reported,
are about to be dismissed from the
academy in disgrace. It does not seem
TO us that their offense merits such
severe punishment. While they vio-
lated the rules of the academy, while
they should be taught that the first
lesson those who are TO command
should learn is obedience to proper au-
thority, some punishment less than dis
missal should be adequate in this
case.
The government cannot take all the
boy out of a real boy by putting a "a
diets uniform on him. We want real
boys in the naval school, for real boys
will make real men after a while, and
the real men are needed in the navy.
Do not for a moment understand that
we view with approval the perform
ance of the four youngsters under els
cussion. 1t was very, very wrong of
them to break the academy regulations,
and it was also very wrong for them
20 eat supper with chorus ladies. The
point we make is that their outbreak
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
WHAT JAPAN INTENDS.
War With This Country Is Part of
the Program.
(The World To-Day

CThe World TO-Day.)
After the japanese have appropriated
the civilization which the western
world has evolved at the cost Of so
much suffering they will not be con-
tent They plan to make China. like
Korea, economically dependent upon
themselves.
Japan means to be a great military
power. She is building huge ships,
buying great guns, fitting out her ca
valry with real horses, training every
man in the art of war, putting her
finances on a sure footing. making Of
fensive and defensive treaties with Eu-
Topean nations. and carefully cultvat-
ing a fighting self-cOnsciousness. The
elder statesmen may not want war just
yet, but the average modern" Japan
csc is a lingo.
A young nation with big military
establishment is like boy with new
air rife 1t wants to kill something.
While Japanese visitors make diplO-
matte speeches and scatter diplomatic
smiles the japanese government is
planning for war
And whom does she expect to fight?
Certainly not the republics of South
America. certainly not China, now that
Korea has been made an object lesson
of Asia's future She has treaties with
France and England Possibly the
Russians may seek revenge, but Russia
has troubles of her own, and is not
likely to be very aggressive.
There are left Germany and the
United States-and the Philippines be-
long to the United States.
War with the United States may not
come for five years, or for ten years 1t
may never come. But unless all signs
fail it is a part of Japan's program.
This may seem absurd to Americans,
to whom Japan is little more than a
sort of international curiosity. We wish
it were as improbable as it seems. War
is an accused anachronism; but until
we either abandon or properly garrison
the Philippines we must fight when
1.-THE elder statesmen" choose. For
Japan can take the Philippines any day
she wants to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
pRIvATEs IN STREET CARS.

During a discussion of the new fran
chise the Utah Light & Railway COM
many has asked the city TO give it,
there was some talk about the pro-
posed extension of the Brigham street
line to Fort Douglas. Councilman
Crabtree took part in it and suggested
that residents of Brigham street might
object to riding in cars with enlisted
men of the army. That was queer
argument for a man who claims al
Iegiance to a party that calls itself
American" What is there about
soldier of the army of the United
States that makes him Objectionable to
any member of the American" party?
If its owner is willing TO pay some
extra fares. a total of 80 cents if our
recollection is correct, a dog can ride
on the Brigham street car line. Is dog
better than an American soldier? No
body objects to the citizen, whatever
his walk in life, whether he be white
or black, or brown or yellow, as long
as he is reasonably clean and sober,
riding in the Brigham street cars. He
gets in, pays his fare and he rides,
and the company cheerfully accepts
his money. Just as cheerfully other
patrons of the line ride with him.
Why discriminate against the pri-
vate soldier? Take the uniform off of
him and put him in citizens clothes
and he cannot be distinguished from
any other citizen. Is the livery of this
great nation something disgraceful? Is
it a thing to make US shun the wearer
as we would shun a plague or pesti-
Ience2 When soldiers are drunk, when
they are boisteTOus, when they are
profane, they are Objectionable, and
they are as Objectionable on any street
car line as they would be on the Brig
ham street line. By the same token,
citizens who are drunk or boisterous
or profane, are Objectionable on any
street car.
No private citizen is Disseminated
against as long as he conforms to the
rules that make for decency, and no
private soldier should be Disseminated
against merely because he is a private
soldier. There are just as good men
wearing privates' uniforms in the
American army as there are in the
American" majority in the city coun-
ell or in any of the homes on Brigham
street. They are entitled to the same
consideration that is accorded to any
respectable citizen.
The Brigham streets OF this country
do not furnish all the fighting men in
times of war Let that fact be borne
in mind. though they furnish their just
proportion. And the man who is good
enough TO face the enemy of our coun-
try when the need arises is certainly
good enough to occupy any street car
on any thoroughfare in any city of the
land.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
MARRIAGE LICENSES.

4s61-Albert Prudential, Salt Lake.
Ada Carr, Salt Lake.
4S62-James ]. Donovan. Salt Lake.
Eva fitzpatrick, Salt Lake.
SS63-John c. Malin, Salt Lake.
Frances NJ. Gray. Salt Lake.
4S64-William S. Campbell, Salt Lake.
Minnie z. Rowland. Price.
4S65-J. Charles Hague, Salt Lake.
Ida Pearl Herman, Salt Lake.
4S66-David p. Reid, Pleasant Green.
Maggie L. Kanton, Salt Lake.
4s6T-FTanklin w. Bussard. Salt Lake.
Bertha J. Benz, Salt Lake.
4S6S-Albert A. Strom, West Jordan.
Esser Z. Hall, Salt Lake.
4S69-Clarence G. Dresser. Salt Lake.
Katherine Thorpe, Salt Lake.
4S70-John ]. Wallace, Salt Lake.
Amy r. Vincent. Salt Lake.
4S71-Charles S Morrison, Colorado. Cal
Lillian Burnham, Woods Cross.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
coLoFIELD TROUBLE ENDED.

Before labor trouble breaks out again
in that often disturbed camp, we
hasten to congratulate Goldfield upon
the apparent settlement of her latest
difficulty. One is compelled to hurry
II one wants to congratulate Gold
field upon any prospect for industrial
peace. Certainly the big gold camp
bles. Time and again agreements
have been reached and there has been
peace for few days or a few weeks.
Then war has broken out again and
the turmoil and strife may almost be
said to have been continuous. The re-
suit has been that Goldfield has never
produced the gold it is capable of pro-
ducing.
The Herald sincerely hopes the pres
ent peace will prove to be permanent.
Both employers and employees made
concessions toward the settlement and
a better feeling seems to prevail be-
camp was founded. All the miners
who We're employed at the Mohawk
and the Combination mines, the scenes
of the last trouble, have been directed
to return to work and from now on
those properties may be expected to
produce regularly and plentifuIly
Goldfield is undoubtedly the greatest
mining camp this country has ever
known little mara than t1roa 700 -
ago its site was a desert waste. The
country around was supposed 10 be as
barren of precious metals as it was
desolate and forbidding in appearance.
Today Goidfeld. in spite of its labor
troubles, is a city of approximately
10000 people. The district is produce
ing millions of dollars in gold every
quarter and those most familiar with
the conditions declare that The begin
ming of the story has hardly been
told.
Given a friendly understanding be-
tween mine owners and miners, an as-
surance of permanent industrial peace.
Goldfield will go forward with tremen-
dous strides. And we believe the labor
troubles will hereafter be of COMPARE
lively small Importance. Surely it will
not be possible to have in the future
the aggravated conditions of the u t,
the intolerance manifested toward each
other by both parties to the contro-
versy. And yet it must be said to the
credit of all concerned that there has
been comparatively little lawlessness
at any time in GOldfeld.
Employees have talked bitterly against
employers, and employers have male
harsh statements, even threats, against
employees. But the acts of open vio-
lence have been very few. Temper
ate, wise counsel has prevailed, and 10
the willingness of both sides to listen
to temperate counsel may be attributed
the fact that Goldfield has never been
the scene of bloody rioting, disorder
and carnage.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
FUNNY COLUMNS.
lCIeveland Leaderl

IOIeVeIanu LeaueT.l
I've beeen Tampering With Trifles that
the gentle jokesmith writes
(FOr I'm always in Good HumOr when
/ read these funny wights).
And the Alternating Currents of the good
jokes and the bad
Moved me to All Sorts of feelings-some-
times gay and sometimes sad.
Fleeing FSncies I'm the Smoke Wreaths,
Jests and Jingles, Shooting Stars.
Curious Whim Whsms. Notes and No
tions from a dozen Ginger Jars.
Through the Microscope l peered and
saw A Little Nonsense, too
Then the Ragtime Muse came whispering
that 1 had some work to do
Nothing Serious, I reckon-just Snap
Shots, From Grave to Gay,
Which | grind out every daS. Gust by
Way of ess1ing pay.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
REACHED BOTTOM AT LAST.
CExchange1

That very eminent pessimist, James
J. Hill, the SchOpenhauer of American
i1nance, after remarking the need of "a
strong, calm hand to guide u.s." and
making incidentally the movement A
card player makes when he holds a
straight flush, consoles Wall street with
the assurance that he does not see how
stocks can go much lower. His opinion
was the occasion yesterday for a va
riety Of comment in speculative cir
cles.
James r. Keene said it reminded him
of the Irish coal miner who fell down
the shaft. Pat had a curious expe-
rlence. The shaft was a new one, about
seventy-five feet deep. and when the
Irishman tumbled in he did not 90 the
whole distance Immediately He lodged
about a third of the way down. and his
fellow wOrkmen struggled to save him.
Pat directed the operations. Just as
they thought they had succeeded, he
crashed down another twenty-seven
feet, when an obstruction caught Aim.
and the rescue campaign was begun
anew and with greater difficulty. When
they were a second time on the point
of success, to the dismay of the res
cuing party, Pat went headlong into
the lower deep. Now all was silent. no
sound from the unfortunate Hibernian.
Leaning over the edge of the shaft,
the forenoon shouted through a trum-
pet: Pat. / say. Patrick"
From the darkness and mystery of
the underworld came the solitary word,
"Hurroo."
Are you much hurried, Pat?"
Il am not, begorTa."
Where are ye. Pat?''
"Phwat's that yers sayin' ?"
Where are ye, Pat? Where the divil
are YEP
Where am /? Where am L? Glory
he to God I'm ON the hotto1n at Iashf -
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
THE LADY AND THE ANEcDoTE

philadelphia Bulletin.)
Quonah Parker the millionaire chief of
the Comanches@ was discussing in Guth-
RE new Indian bill
1.-The bill is no good" said the chief
TT would not have any effect. 1t reminds
me of a young French lady in Washing
ton.
Il was dining in Washington at an am
bassador's house, and this young lady
was the only female guest An Italian
duke wanted to tell an anecdote, but he
hesitated.
" My story he said, sis a very good
one. but il is rather low In the neck, and
before the young lady"
but she laughed and interrupted him.
oh. don't MUD me-. she said. III
SEA my eyes. Go on.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

Sinclaire, who viii spend a month or
so in the northwest.
X X
II. w. Goodwin will entertain a few
gentlemen friends at an Orpheum box
party on Tuesday evening in honor of
Vaughn A. Paul, who is to marry Miss
Wey on the 18th of this month.
x X
Miss Essie z. Hall of this city be-
came the bride of Albert A. Strom last
night at o'clock, the ceremony being
performed by the Rev. d. A. Brown of
the First Baptist church, at his resi-
dence, 116 West Fourth South street
The bride was attended by her aunt,
Mrs. J. W. Sterling, of MOdena, Utah.
The groom is a weh-known employee of
the United States Smelling company
at Bingham Junction.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

The Houston Post denies a widely
circulated report that in the summer
time the negroes in Washington bail
the asphalt out of the streets and eat
it on wheat cakes in lieu of syrup. To
reasonable enough, melted asphalt
doesn't sound exactly palatable.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

A man who lives in Atlantic City
was badly injured in an accident to
an electric swing. We had been labor
ing under the impression that perma-
nent residents OF Atlantic City were
too busy wrestling the coin from visi-
tors to have any time for amusing
themselves.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

The police broke up a poker game
in progress between some gilded young
men of New York the other day and
found only $1,000 on the table. It's a
sure thing no real spender such as
Reggie Vanderbilt was in the party.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
Trouble in Store for The Hague.

New York Telegram)
1t is understood that Secretary Root is
taking wrestling lessons from Professor
Muldoon the better to be able to enforce
his wishes at the peace conference,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

Score one for the poor umpire. A
Kansas man who assaulted the master
of the field has been lodged in jail. But
aren't they rather poor patriots in
Kansas to permit such a thing? You
are entitled to three guesses as to which
thing is meant.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

No, Best Beloved, the Holy Jumpers
organization was not designed primar-
lily to avoid the payment of hotel bills,
but we don't know what it's real pur-
pose is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
But They Wish He Was a Joke.

Pittsburg GaZette-Times.)
President Roosevelt is not flippant, like
Attorney General Bonaparte. He seldom
jokes in public-for which Wall street
ought to be thankful about this stage of
the game.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
PERTINENT PARAGRAPHS.
Scientifically Explained.
WASHINGTON Post.D

wv dSiiIlStOh EOSl.l
The author of q new scientific book
says Laughter is union of the blood
globule with the nerve cell" This may
explain why we have the nerve to laugh
at the assurance that the tariff will be
revised by the Republicans.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
Something in a Name.

(HOustOn POst.i
The pictures OF Prince Wilhelm of Swe
der indicate that he is a Willie rattle
than a Bill.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

a New York woman who heads a cult
for dress reform strolfed along Fifth
avenue clad only in cheesecloth the
Othersday. If she'll do that in winter
time Wen believe she is really serious.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

Carrie Nation says she is going to
stay in Pittsburg until she reforms it.
1t is apparent that Carrie is lost to
Kansas.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
Dividing the Honors With Mark.
kansas City Starr

(kanSaS City starr
Mark Twain is not the only great man
whom Hannibal. Mo. has produced. 1t
develops that the Hon. Jake Beckley. who
has fielded 1856 and batted $40 this season,
was born and raised" around Hannibal.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
And Nothing but Space Behind Him.

Los Angeles Times)
Senator Knox will GO into the convention
with pennsylvania behind him, and will
leave ii with the nomination still before
him
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
He is an Unusually Wise Man.
Boston Globe.

Governor Hughes is making a tour of
the agricultural fairs now, but he is al
together too far-seeing a man to tell
stories about the brightness of that new
baby
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
Where Omnipotence DweIIs.

baltimore SUM
If Secretary Tafts tour of the world is
to pick up ideas, it's a wonder he didn't
settle right down at Sycamore Hill.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
THE SPECIES.
Baltimore American)

Il tell YOU that man is human snake"
Get out! He's one of the big copper
kings
Exactly what 1 said-he's a copper
head"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

Mary Olive Gray pianist. is home
and will register pupils at her studio.
445 South Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.
Fair.
THE METALS.

SiIver-6S9Sc per ounce,
Copper (casting)-l7c per pound.
Copper (cathodes)-I7i4c per pound.
I,ead-s5.O5 per 100 pounds.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10
THEATRES TODAY.

Orpheum-Matinee and night. vaudeville
Grand-"No Mother TO Guide Her"
I.yric-Vaudevilie.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

Sinclaire. who viii spend a month or
co In tho northwest
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-10

Mrs. Edward B. Sterling, who has
been visiting her mother, Mrs. William
H. Bird, for some time, leaves today
for her home in Portland. She will be
accompanied by her sister, Mrs. Fred
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-04-26
Fights whisky With Gold.

}. 4. Martin, a hotel keeper of Ia
coma. Wash, and an enthusiastic Pro
hibitionist, declares that he will con
secrate the proceeds Of his Alaska
mining property up to 100000 yearly
to the aus of prohibition and tenn
perance in the United States. He be-
lieves that eventually the Prohibition
party will wipe out the liquor traffic
in America. This party has hereto
fore had not to exceed $4,000 yearly
for carrying on its work. Martin is
sole owner Of the mines on Douglass
island, Alaska, having gold ore veins
comparable to those Of the Treadwell
mines. 1t is estimated that his prop.
erty will produce several hundred mil
lions in gold.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-04-26
The Fails.

Take two young men of the same
community and the same business
equal in age, in capital. In ability, in
education, in ambition, competing for
riches or power, n an abstainer on
principle and the other a drinker, and
It 10 the most transparent Of truisma
that the drinker loses.-John g. Wool.
w.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-04-26
Glass POlisher.

Place pulverized pumice stone be-
tween layers of a folded piece Of soft
muslin and stitch around the edge to
keep the powder from splitting. Wipe
lamp chimneys or window panes with
this dry cloth and they will be clean
and sparkling almost instantly. Enough
powder will remain In the cloth to be
used many times.
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arrest on charges Of forgery Of George
n. scrnsham. manager % the Inter.
national Policy Holdsrr' committee.
and OF seruEham's associate. Charles
st,rrup. and they were In court 10 an
swer the charges. They waived the
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were held for the grand jury.
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