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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
IF You Read This

II will be to learn that the leading medi.
cal writer's and teachers Of all the several
schools of practice recommend, in the
strongest terms possible, each and every
ingredient entering into the composition
of DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
for the cure OF weak stomach, dyspepsia,
eatarrh OF stomach, "liver complaint"
torpid liver, or biliouSnesS, chronic bowel
affections, and all catarrhal diseases OF
whatever region, name or nature. 1t Is
also specific remedy for all such chronic
or long standing cases OF catarrhal anec-
lions and their resultants, as bronchial,
throat and lung disease Except consump-
tion) accompanied with severe coughs. IL
is not so good for acute colds and coughs,
hut for lingering, or chronic cases 1t Is
especially efficacious in producing, per-
feet cures. 1t contains Black Cherrybark,
Golden Seal root, Bloodroot, Stone root.
Mandrake root and Queens root-all OF
which are highly praised as remedies for
all the above mentioned affections by such
eminent medical writers and teachers as
Prof. Bartholow, OF Jefferson Med. COL
Iege; Prof. Hare. of the Univ. OF Pa;
Prof. Finley EAifngwood, NJ. D., OF Ben
nett Med. College, Chicago; Prof: John
M. Scuddep2M. D., OF Cincinnati; Prof.
Edwin MMSM. NJ. D., OF Hahnemsnn
Med. CShegt, Chicago, and scores OF
otherS/e9dally eminent in their several
schodfsM practice. l''"'-
THE nGofden Medical Discovery Is the
only med lcine- plit In YQr- sale -thIQlgb
drhggists Tor like pnrpQSes. Thai, has any
Wch pf0leEE1ndl endQrseWentCMorth
more than any nlmbfr- Of ordinary testl.
M0nraIs. Open publicity OF It's formula
Is the best possible guaranty OF its merits;
A glance at this published formula Will
show that rGolden Medical Discovery
Contains no poisonous. harmful or habit
forming drugs and no Notwithstanding
pure, trlple-refined glycernc being use
instead. Glycerine is entirely unob1ec-
tionable and besides is most useful agent
in the cure OF all stomach as well as bron-
chial, throat and lung, affections. There
il the highest medical authority for It's
use in all such cases. The discovery Is
a concentrated glyceric extract OF native,
medicinal roots and Is safe and reliable.
A booklet of extracts from eminent,
medical authorities, endorsing It's ingre
dents mailed free on request. Address
DR.. b. v. Pierce, Buffalo, n. I.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
Danger of Sudden Reform.

Your husband must eat no food
whatever for a month"
"Y-y-yes, doctor"
But he must take as much as he
can of broth composed of equal parts
of glucose, cream of tartar, boracic
acid, Paris green and sulphate of cop
per-
"Why! What"
In addition, be sure to sprinkle q
little arsenic in his drinking water and
you might put pinch of strychnine
in his broth"
DO you want ME to murder poor,
suffering John?"
Not at all, madam. I'm trying TO
save him. His nervous system is a
wreck, while he is also suffering
from acute Indigestion. His food
agrees with him entirely too well and
he is receiving an unexpected-l might
say surplus-amount of nourishment
And should the case not respond
promptly, give a large bowl of excel
sior and chalk-water each morning
We've only had these cases since
the first of January, when the sudden
turning loose upon the community OF
so much pure food resulted in this
dreadful scourge. AS the people get
used to unadulterated stuffs, however
they may be able to assimilate them
Let us hope for the best.
Good day, madam"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
: The Barber Scene at The Vaudeville, !

do nod shafe me so close, OSCAR
Standt farder away"
do nod be afrait, Adolf. / viii
give you painless
"Blease put nod so much lather in
my mouth"
"Iss dot your mouth? l thought i'd
wass a blaze you cut shafing your
seluf."
Wow, dot razor ISIS dull!"
You must be a mistaken. yust
sharpened slate pencil NIT i'd, und ID
worked all rigid"
Bud i'd hass pull"
"Oh, dot ISIS becoss i'd ISIS in poll
tics"
"Iss i'd a Republic or a Democrat
ic?"
I'D ISIS a Populisd. 1t RACES whis-
kers."
"You hat made my face raw"
"Nefer mind, will parboil i'd"
Some powder blease." ---....-.--.-.-..-
Blasting or insegt?"
II hat changed my mind. l will
take bay rum"
mo, you don'd. Diss shop ISIS a
local option. All, you are gedding a
fiddle thin on top"
Thin, iss i'd? Dot proofs you are
a liar"
How, blease?"
Der odder day you said wass a
fathead."
"Oh, veil, led by-gones be went
bys. A fiddle sulfur, hey?"
"Vot ISIS der sui for?"
I'D cures der mango"
why, my mango hass nod efen
complained of being sick"
"You need a egg shampoo"
why, man, l am bald"
Sure. So ISIS der egg"
You may massooge my face
I'D ISIS ingrown. Bedder l mani
cure id. Wet or dry?"
EFF you mean der razor, whet."
IL mean your head; how do you
want i'd combed?"
Comb i'd so i'd will look sweet"
IL bedder use a honeycomb."
"Oxcuse me, | might get der hives"
"Brush?"
mo, | nefer paint"
EFF der audience will sit a fiddle
higher up in der chairs We will do dot
ditty entootled Led Baby Cut Ids
Pearly Teeth on Fadcr's Shafing
Mug"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20


would
with certificates.
public acknowledgement of a
All Classes Represented
10
and the
a
- Sincere Testimony. -.--.---
Admiral Hchborn
testimonial that
honorable public testimony remedy however valuable
Genuine Endorsements.
esh with which liberties adding
the testimonials have always received them
faith published them good faith and
occurring a
Captains Letter.
Y.
ton,
t shou household"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20

To stop a cold with "Preventics"
is safer than to let it run and cure
it afterwards. Taken at the "sneeze
stage" Preventics will head off all
colds and Grippe, and perhaps save
you from Pneumonia or Bronchitis.
Preventics are little toothsome candy
cold cure tablets selling in cent and
% cent boxes. If you are chilly, If
you begin to sneeze, try Preventics.
They will surely check the cold, and
please you. Sold by z. Wayne Grit
fin & Bro, ]. II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
Men Past Sixty in Danger.

More than half mankind over sixty
years of age suffer from kidney and
bladder disorders, usually enlarge
ment of prostate gland. This is both
painful and dangerous, and Foley's
Kidney Cure should be taken at the
first sign of danger, as it corrects ir-
Irregularities and has cured many old
men of this disease. Mr.. Rodney Bur-
nett, Rock Port, Mo-, writes: II suf-
fered with enlarged prostate gland and
kidney trouble for years and after
taking two bottles of Foley's Kidney
Cure / feel better than | have for
twenty years although ] am now u
years Old j. II. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
NeighbOrS Got Fooled.

Il was literally coughing myself to
death, and had become too weak to
leave my bed; and neighbors predict
ed that would never leave it alive;
but they got fooled, for thanks be to
God, was induced to try DR.. Kings
New Discovery. 1t took just four one
dollar bottles to completely .ure the
cough and restore me to &C. sound
health" writes Mrs. Eva Uhcapher,
of Grovertown, Stark Co, Ind This
King of cough and cold cures, and
healer of throat and lungs, is guaran-
teed by j. H. Williams, druggist. SOC
and 800. Trial bottle free m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ss.ss 's: Ct IZMAZzMr
Cynical.

Permit me to ask you, madam"
said the lawyer who was a friend of
the family, your real reason for
wanting a divorce from your hus-
band"
He isn't the man | thought ! was
marrying" explained the fair caller.
My dear madam" rejoined the law
yer, 1.-The application of that princi-
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
To Put You TO Sleep.

If you can't get to sleep. count
three billions. taking care to pro-
nounce each number slowly and dis
tinctly. II this does not prove effec-
tive. get out of bed and turn eigh-
teen handsprings. Observe proper
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20

Mugs appeared at the horses side,
and chewing the halter rein in two,
the dog led the horse to their old
home. Mugs smokes a pipe, wears
spectacles and does many other stunts
not common to his kind.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20

regard for the uniformity of the
thing, and see that they are of the
same size and velocity. II you still
find you are unable to get into the
Land of Nod, take a walk around the
block, and then, If this means fails,
go and find a big man and call him
liar. He'll put you to sleep.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
Came Near Throwing Keg of Pow
der into Engine Furnace.

Paducah, Ky, February 13.-Noth-
ing short of Providence stayed the
hand of Fireman Grace Cantrill and
saved the lives of himself and En-
gineer Phillip Drennen and probably
prevented bad passenger wreck
Passenger train, No. 2C5, from Ev-
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20

FdStOr uses fe-Tu-Hd.
Rev. p. e. Swanstrom, box 22s, Grants
burg, Wis.,, writes:
al feel that it is my duty as well as
pleasure TO let you know that am en-
tirely cured. ahave used Peruna ac-
cording to your personal directions and
1 am very glad that found a medicine
which would cure me after three years
of suffering"
Editors Recommendation.
Fred NJ. Armstrong, city editor, Daily
Gazette, Delaware, Ohio, writes:
at gives me great pleasure to be able
to recommend Peruna to every body
who is looking for q first-class tonic.
Two bottles completely cured me and
now am enjoying the best Of health"
Congressman Endorse Pe-ru-na
Hon. w. e. Andrews, Hastings, Neb.,
formerly vice-president of Hastings
College and ex-member Of the Fifty.
fourth Congress, writes:
al cheerfully recommend the prepara-
ton, Peruns, as healthful tonic and .
successful remedy for catarrh in its
various FORMS"
Author Praises Pe-ru-na.
Mr.. Robert e. Harvey, well-known
author and lecturer, writes from II s.
Lincoln street, Chicago, ILL.,:
81 was in good health until about four
years ago when my back became lame
and sore. The pains kept increasing
with severe witches and slow exhaust
i've aches. Having read OF Peruna.
decided to try it. found relief in ten
days. Within three months was wen
once more. 1 give all thanks to Peruna.n
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
MASS OF GEMS
And Solid Gold-T0mb of
Queer Who Reigned
Before Moses.

in an article to-day telling of the dis
covery by Theodore Davis at Thebes,
Egypt, of the tomb and mummy of
the famous Egyptian Queen Teie, says
the tomb is a plain square sepulchre,
cut out of rock. 1t is approached
by a descent of 20 steps,, and adjoins
the tomb of Rameses TX. Unfortu-
nately, the tomb lay in the bed of a
water course, and the percolation of
water has seriously damaged such
perishable objects as wood and the
mummy itself.
Apart from this the tomb was in the
same condition as when it was left
by the priests amid the throes of a
religious revolution which had spent
it's force before Moses was born. The
tomb bears witness to the blind rage
of the victorious priesthood of Thebes,
and the intensity of their hatred to-
ward the hereto King, whose moth
er and inspirer was Teie.
The Queens jewelry and the sheets
of solid gold with which the sepul-
chre was literally filled, were left I'M
touched.
A huge catafalque, which had been
torn to pieces by the priests, had
been erected over the mummy of the
Queen. 1t was thickly plated with
gold inside and outside, and engrav-
ed with the names and titles of Teie
and her son, as well as with repre-
sensations of their alteration of the
solar disc. 1t is curious that the
whole figure of the King had been
destroyed, while that of his mother
had ben allowed to remain I'M
harmed.
The coffin is a superb example OF
jewelry work. The wood of which it
is composed is entirely covered with
a frame of gold, inlaid with lapis la
zull, Cornelian and green glass.
The mummy itself was wrapped
from head to foot in sheets of gold.
The water, which for so many years
had been draining through it, had
reduced it to little more than pulp,
and it fell to pieces when 1t was ex-
amined in the presence Of several
Psychologists on January 26. There
were bracelets on the arms and
necklace of gold beads and orna-
ments of gold inlaid with precious
stones around the neck, while the
head was still encircled by an OBJ
ject priceless and unique, the imper-
ial crown of the Queen of ancient
Egypt Theodore NJ. Davis, who made
this sensational discovery, is anAmer-
lean. He makes his home in New
York and Newport.
Piles get quick relief from DR..
Shops Magic Ointment. Remember
it's made alone for Piles-and it
works with certainty and satisfac-
ton. Itching, painful protruding, or
blind piles disappear like magic by
its use. Try it and see! z. Wayne
Griffin e. Bro, ]. H. Williams. m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
Bar.

why should drinking counter be
called a barr"
Probably because it is such an
effective impeachment to young mans
success"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
Notice to Creditors.
Ohio Circuit Court,

Ohio Circuit Court.
j. w. Ford & Co., Plaintiffs,
VS..
Yes Lindley, &C., Defendants.
All persons having claims against
the estate of Minnie Lindley, deceased
are hereby notified to present same
to me at my office in Hartford, KY,
properly proven, on or before March
Z, 1907, or they will be forever barred.
Given under my hand this February
II, 1907. F. l.. Felix,
TIA Master Commissioner
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
REAR ADMIRAL HICHBORN PRAISES PERU ma.
Peruna Drug Co.,

Peruna Drug Co.,
Columbus, Ohio.
Genffemen:-Affer Peruna short period
cheerfuLy recommend valuable remedy
one who Is In need of an invgOraing tonic.
Very respectfully,
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20
Author Praises pe-ru.na.

pie would break up every home in
the country"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-02-20

Your husband must eat no food
whatever for a month"
"Y-y-yes. doctor"
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18
IN HONOR
OF ENGAGED COUPLE.

-Davis's dining hall was the scene OF a
large dinner last night by Mr.. and Mrs
Manuel Schloss. of 25 Central avenue, IN
honor of the engagement of their daugh-
ter. Miss Rose Schloss, to Samuel Kalisch,
IT.. son of Mr.. and Mrs. Abner Kalisch,
Of 81 Blocker street.
The decorations were effectively carried
out in pink and white on the tables and
palms grouped in the corners OF the room.
During the dirner selections were rendered
by Won der Heide's orchestra. AT the
conclusion of the linn the tables were
removed and al informal dance took
place.
The guests included Mr.. n Mrs. Manuel
Schloss. Mr.. and Mrs. Abner Kalisch, Mr.
and Mrs. Samuel Kalisch. Mr.. and Mrs
Leonard Kalisch, Miss Florence Sehloss
sister of the prospective bride, and Harr.
Kalisch. brother of the prospective bride
groom; Isador Kalisch, Mr.. and Mrs
julius Cinnamon, Mr.. and Mrs. Harr!
Hyams. Mr.. and Mrs. Philip Lowy, MI
and Mrs. Samuel Froelich, Mr.. and Mrs
Samuel Wiener. Mr.. and Mrs. Louis KrigeT
Both the parties to the coming marriag
are well known. The ceremony will TAX
place the latter part of December.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18
MUaHW55
ETB So
MObEaB
Some Days.

Some mornings you wake at peace
with the whole world.
No problem seems too great Tor you
to tackle or no task too hard for your
willing hands and feet.
You spring up, splash in the cold
water for a few minutes and dress
quickly, with a tune on your lips, as
YOU think of all you intend to do.
On a day like this you can accom-
.plish wonders.
Everything seems to add to your
sunny mood, and you find yourself
wondering if you were the same girl
who was so cross and ~disagreeable the
other day.
But you do not wonder long. There
are too many other interesting things
crowding in for you to think about.
A mood like this does wonderful
Ithings to YOU looks
The smile which comes from the in
side, and is not a mere facial contor-
ton, softens and beauties every line
of the face. and gives added lustre to
1.-The eyes.
For these reasons, if for no other, it
| seems to be wise to cultivate a happy
mature, for every girl owes to herself
Ito be as attractive and sweet-looking
as possible, and how will she be either
If she persists in going about with a
tface so glum that people are glad to
escape from her company.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18
'3ov and About WomeN

Courtesy doesn't cost a penny, and yet II
is priceless.
! If people are too poor to afford any
thing else, the little acts of courtesy may
still be theirs.
This is a land Of hurry up" and to
such an extent. that in its hurry 1t takes
many of the smaller good manners along
with it.
The other day I saw a girl of my ac-
qu%aintance hurry off a car, and, with a
perfectly clear conscience, leave an OLD,
gray-haired woman to climb down the steps
of the car unaided. And the woman, whom
I also knew, was her next-door neighbor.
I was in a suit department of one OF
the big stores here in the city that same
afternoon, when a young girl entered with
her mother. There was one empty CHAIR.
The daughter, with the exclamation oh
my, I'm tired,'' dropped into the chair and
left her mother standing.
YES" said the mother, Tn rather
tired. too"
After some minutes the girl reluctantly
said: d you want to sit down here?,
The question was put in such a tone or
voice that 1t demanded a negative answer.
Fortunately for that tired mother, a
saleslady had more consideration for years,
and offered her a chair. If the girl could
have seen and understood the look of re-
lief as her mother sank down upon that
chair she could not but have felt an over
whelming sense of her negligence.
Nowadays it is not uncommon to see
elderly women clinging to straps in the
cars, jostled and pushed by the crowd,
while young, able-bodied boys and girls
(the girls are not exempt). calmly and
serenely enjoy the privilege of a seat.
And nine times out OF ten these young
folks are brought up in homes of refine
ment. where manners are supposed to be
inculcated from infancy, but somehow,
and somewhere, the element of conscien-
tious courtesy is sadly lacking.
Girls, do not leave the chivalrous, good
manners entirely to YOU brothers.
They are incumbent upon you to an
equal extent.
Some day your hair will lose its gold
and your steps be unsteady.
Put yourself in their place.
You may not be wealthy, you may not
be pretty, but a charm which neither
money nor beauty can equal is that Of
courtesy.
So, I say to girls at large, and to thought
less girls particularly, above all things be
courteousl
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18

This Is my first request. although l
have been a reader of your valuable paper
for some time. VIII vol please tell me
lof the best and easiest way to clean a
F., pale pink crepe de chine waist, when is
trimmed with cream lace? l do not care
to send it to the cleaners. as they always
charge so much. l will look for the an
swer in the Question Box, and hope FOR
an early reply. HLLA M
The waist may be cleaned with gaso-
line. Fill a pail or bowl with the huid'
and immerse the waist in it, letting 1t soak
for about fifteen minutes. At the end OF
that time rub the soiled places carefully
between the palms of the hands, rinse IN
clean fluid, and hang in the open air to
dry,
Place on the line for two or three days
in succession so that the disagreeable
odor of the gasoline will disappear.
Do not use gasoline near any kind OF a
fire, as it is highly explosive.
Please let me have a good recipe Tor
making walnut filling for a layer cake
Also please publish a nice recipe Tor max
ing cookies for school children's lunches.
Thanking you in advance, remain
MRS. B. v.
Walnut FilIing-One pound of brown
sugar. one pound of walnuts (shelled after
measuring), one large teaspoonful of but
ter, a cup of milk, vanilla favoring to
suit taste. Mix well and boil for ten
minutes.
Sugar Cookies-Take two cupfuls< of
sugar, one cupful of butter. thr~ee-fourths
of a cup of milk, two eggs, Eve cupfuls
of flour. and two teaspoonfuls of baking
powder, sifted with the flour. Mix well,
roll out thin, and bake in a quick oven.
This will make good supply.
-
Please publish en- your woman's page a
recipe for making spiced peaches, and
win the thanks of DAILY d
Spiced Peaches-To nine pounds of
peeled peaches, add five pounds of sugar,
and a pint of vinegar. Stick one Glove
into each peach, prick with a fork and
stew until they are tender. Lay the
peaches in jars and pour over them the
boiling syrup. Let them stand for twenty
four hours, pour off the syrup, and scald
and pour again over the fruit. Seal In
cans.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18
AID SOCIETY
PLANS BENEFIT FAIR

The Ladies' Aid Society of Christ Re
formed Church held a largely attended
meeting at the home OF Mrs. Alfred Skin
ner. Isl Lincoln avenue, Wednesday after
noon. The members hav fully completed
arrangements for their faiB which is to
be held the first week in November. 1t
promises to be a successful undertaking.
An attractive feature will be a donkey
in the basement of the church for the
children to ride. AT the doll booth there
will be a guessing contest for a handsome
doll. named by Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt.
Among other features Of the fair will be
a finely equipped lunch room. The mem
bers are working with untiring zeal, and a
goodly patronage is anticipated.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18
other Daxs.

Yet there are days when, try as we
might, we a see joy in nothing.
We rise with a headache, and a sort
of a what is the use" feeling blots out
everything that might tend toward the
cheerful.
We actually do not care about feeling
better, taking a miserable satisfaction
in being as grouchy and uncomfort-
able as we know how.
Days like this the family should be-
ware, for we are ready to find fault
with the least little thing which hap
pens not to suit our fancy.
All day long we feel like that, and
by the time night comes we are fulIy
convinced that we have not a friend. in
the world. Nor do we are whether we
have or not.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18

Now, it's all right for you to say.
"You shouldn't let a mood like that
gain the upper hand but I'm willing
to wager that many and many a time
you have felt cross and crochety, and
would rather be alone than in the pleas
ATTEST company in the world.
I think it is only in books that girls
are constantly smiling, and always
going out of their way to be nice ana
agreeable.
They are willing. on the shortest no.
tice, to make regular martyrs out Of
themselves for the accommodation of
almost anyone.
But I notice that you do not meet
very many of those girls in everyday
life.
True, u own girls of today are sun.
ny and bright, and clever, but with al
Of their good qualities they have theiI
dark days, as well as you and l.
MOLLTE.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-10-18
KILLS FOR HER HONOR.
Prominent Pennsylvania Shot Dead by
a Young Girl.

Nr
PITTsBURG, Oct. 1S.-While defend
ing her honor, Lydia A. Risbon, aged
10, of Cokesville, some miles from here.
killed James Blakesly, one of the prom
inent young men of the county, and
has been lodged in jail here charged
with murder.
Blakesley was the son of Samuel
Blakesley, one of the leading. citizens
OF Westmoreland County, and it is
claimed by Miss Risbon that on last
wednesday morning, before daybreak,
ne came to the home of Mrs. Maude
Kaufman, where she was living, and
forced his way n her room, when she
shot him dead.
She was taken to the lookup at
Cokesville, where she remained until
late last night, when she was brought
to the county jail.