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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

When the Stomach, Heart or Kidney
nerves get weak then these organs
always fail. Don't drug the Stomach.
nor stimulate the heart or kidneys.
That is simply a makeshift. Get a
prescription known to druggists
everywhere as DR.. Shops Restora-
tive. 1t is prepared especially for
these weak inside nerves. Strengthen
these nerves, build them up with DR.
Shops Restorative tablets or liquid
and see how quickly help will come.
Free sample sent on request by DIR.
Shoop, Racine, Wis, Your health is
surely worth this simple test. Sold
by s. W.Cochran h Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
SERGEANTSVllLE.

The pupils of the Sergeantsville high
school will give masquerade in the
Mechanics hall, Saturday evening, De-
cember 49,
Mrs. Edward Van Dorm spent last
Wednesday at Riegelsville.
William Brewer, OF Pennington, was
in Headquarters one day last week.
The Rev. and Mrs w. :. Long are
entertaining guests from Hagerstown,
Md.
The M. +. Sunday school will hold
their Christmas entertainment Deem
Der IS in the evening
George W. Green has been remod-
cling and enlarging the interior of his
barber shop. Contractor N. V. Cole
did the work.
Master John w. Anderson, Jr., of
Philadelphia, has been spending some
time with his grandparents. Mr.. and
Mrs. l. P. Shepherd.
Mrs. Mary Williamson is very i'll.
Miss Myrtle A. Ham spent Thurs
day in Sandy Ridge vicinity.
Mrs. Elwood Larson, OF Glenmore,
is visiting relatives and friends here.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

The people of the state need not be
surprised if sunset law is passed by
the next Legislature. About twenty
years ago the Republicans passed such
law, but it was repealed by the Dem
ocrats The sunset law in no way af-
fected party issues and its repeal was
thought to be simply desire to wipe
out measures enacted by the Republi-
cans.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
. TYPHOID
HOUsEHOLDERs CAUTIONED.
How to Avoid Infection

Typhoid Fever is prevalent. Thor
oughly boil all milk and water used
for cleansing uncooked eatables and
all used in brushing the teeth. Puri-
fly the waste pipes, sinks, closets and
cellars with Platt's Chlorides, the
odorless disinfectant.
The daily use of just little Of this
powerful liquid ensures pure air in
the home, and bottle will last the
average family month. 1t is sold
everywhere in quart bottles only, and
manufactured solely by Henry b.
Plat. New York.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

II you have bad breath, constipation
pain the small Of the back, discolored
skin, nervousness or dizziness, your
only wise course is to take DR.. David
Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. 1t will
cleanse the blood Of all impurities,
regulate the Kidneys and Blood and
thus restore a healthy glow to your
cheeks again.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Nickel-Plate on Copper,
Chatting Dishes in sets and single
pieces,
The Meteor Coffee Percolator,
Coffee and Tea-Urns and Tea
Kettles in beautiful designs,
Tea and Chocolate Sets in French
and German China,
An assortment of 500 pieces in
Japanese China,
Jewel Cases, Puff Boxes, Pin
Trays, Cream Pitchers, &C.,
Bargains in Dinner and Tea Sets
of Porcelain and Stone Ware,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Stops earache in two minutes; tooth
ache or pain of burn or scald in five
minutee; hoarseeness, one hour; muscle
ache, two hours; sore throat, twelve
hours DIR. Thomas Eclectric Oil,
monarch over pain.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

The other day hunter in woods
saw an object in the distance. With
out knowing what it was, be aimed his
rifle and fired. When he reached the
spot where he saw the object, a man
having on fur coat, lay dead at his
feet, having been shot through the
heart. This is only one case of the
number of dead, as we'll as wounded,
which the newspapers have recorded
within the past two or three weeks, re-
sulting after the opening of the hunting
season. You may call it carelessness,
if you will, but despite the caution and
warning that is continually given, there
is no cessation OF the number of acct
dents, but apparently an increase from
year to year. When hunters keep their
eyes on the muzzles of their guns with
the same delicate genteness and con-
siderate interest that they would upon
a sleeping rattlesnake, the accidents
.~;eri.. is~-.e---~ r------.. ~ re-i..r. -
would be still better for the law to step
in and prevent an arsenal from being
toted over the country by an army OF
over-anxious sportsmen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
The latest definition to Y. M. G. A..
is You May Contribute Again.


II you have pains in the back, Urinary,
Bladder or Kidney trouble, and want a GER
tain, pleasant herb cure for woman's ills, try
Mother Grays AUsTRALIAN-LEAF. 1t is
safe and never-failine monthly regulator.
At Druggists or by mail so cts Sample pack.
age FREE. Address The Mother Gray Co,
LIE Roy, n Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
Pretty soon people will begin to
kick against being paid in gold.

Drop by Drop the offensive discharge caused
by nasal catarrh falls from the back of the
,se setting up an Inflammation that is likely
mean Chronic Bronchitis. The most
factory remedy for. catarrh is Ely's Cream
and the relief that follows even the
,pplication cannot be told in words,
Tier "a day longer frSm the discomfort
catarrh. Cream Balm is sold by all
-,r SOC, or mailed by Ely Bros 90
ew York
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
Trial Catarrh treatments are bein

Trial Catarrh treatments are being
mailed out free, on request, by DIR.
Shoop, Racine, Wis. These tests are
proving to the people without pen
ny's cost-the great scientific pre-
scription known to druggists every
where as DIR. Shops Catarrh remedy.
Is sold by s. W. Cochran 4 Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Where apple orchards Of three or
four leading varieties are well cared for
during series of years they will return
a net profit of twelve to twenty per
cent. on the capital investedin land and
1,knv
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

If you haven't the time to exercise
regularly, Doan's Regulets will prevent
constipation. They induce mild,
easy, healthful action of the bowels
without gripping. Ask your druggist for
them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Telegraph instruments have been
placed in the bennington station Of
the Pennsylvania railroad. For some
years past the telephone has been used
at this station in railroad work.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Most dishguring skin eruptiors,scrof.
ula, pimples, rashes, etc, are due to
impure blood. Burdock Blood Bitters
is cleansing blood tonic. Makes you
clear-eyed, clear Drained, clear-skinned.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

A Lancaster county, Pa, hunt er, is
entitled to the championship belt, hav-
ing beaten the record of all other hunt
ers by shooting three farmers in mis-
take for one rabbit.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

After January 1, 1908, clergymen
who have been travelling on the rail
roads at half rates, will be compelled
to pay full fare. This fact has been
made certain by the action Of the con-
ference ofthe clergy bureaus Of the pas
senger association.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
To check a cold ouicklv. ret :

TO check a cold quickly, get from
your druggist some little Candy Cold Tablets
called Preyentics. Druggists everywhere are
now dispensing Preyentics, for they are not
only safe, but decidedly certain and prompt.
Preventics contain no Quinine, no laxative,
nothing harsh nor sickening. Taken at the
"sneeze stage" Preventics will prevent Pneu-
monia, Bronchitis, La Grippe etc. Hence the
name, Preventics, good for feverish children.
4s Preventics rs cents Trial Boxes cents.
Sold by s. w. Cochran Il Co.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
In Chancery of New Jersey,
To William NJ. Cannon

by virtue Of an order Of the Court Of Chan
Gerry Of New Jersey, made on the Twenty
and seven, wherein Eva NJ. Cannon is petit
TONER and you are defendant, you are re-
quired to appear and answer the petitioners
petition, on or before the Twenty eighth day
Of January next. rs in default such decree
will be taken againet you a. the Chancellor
shall think equitable and Just.
The petition in this suit il filed for the pur-
pose Of securing divorce from the bond Of
matrimony for Eva NJ. Cannon from William
N. Cannon her husband on the ground Of
WALTER F. HAYHURST,
Solicitor OF Petitioner,
7. Q. Address, LAmbertville, N. J.
Dated Dec. II ,re0l. ST.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
FEW POINTERS FOR
BUYING
From the Largest Stock of Useful and Fancy Articles in the
TWO. COUNTIES

Vases and Jardineres,
Krystol and Ye Olden Tyne
Glass Ware,
Williams Pure Goods for the
Toilet,
All kinds of Brushes,
Lamps to burn,
Electric and Gas Portables, Brass
Nickel and Glass Stands, with
a large assortment Of decorat-
ed and Tinted Shades,
Carving sets, Table Knives and a
large line of Razors and Pocket
Knives,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

There are .I,asS convicts in the State
Prison as compared with I,a4I year
ago. Forty-6ve Of the inmates are
females.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

The world will reform as soon as
men learn to think as much OF their
souls as they do of their stomachs
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

There is color called invisible
blue. Wonder if it isn't the color of
the policemen's uniforms?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they can
not reach the seat OF the disease. Catarrh is
a blood or constitutional disease, and in order
to cure it you must take internal remedies.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces. Halls Catarfh Cure is not q quack
medicine. It was prescribed BY one OF the
regular l. 'e 81
the best tonics known, combined with the
best blood purifiers, acting directly. on the
mucous surfaces The perfect combination
wonderful results in curing Oatarrh. Send for
testimonials free.
7. J. CHENEY b CO., Props, Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, nc.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
A Certain Cure for Aching Feet.

Aliens Foot Ease, a powder: cures Tired,
Aching. Sweating, Swollen feet. Sample sent
FREE, also Sample Of FooT-EAsE SANITARY
CoRN-PAp,sa new invention. Address, Allen s.
Olmstead, Leroy, N. Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Itching piles provoke profanity, but
profanity won't cure them. Doan's
Ointment cures itching, bleeding or
protruding piles after years of suffering.
At any drug store.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Small kindoesses Nuke hundred
friends where great talents make but
one.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

ne man who lets his money do the
talking has no fear that the people re
going to make fun of his grammar
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
MUCH DISPLAY TO MARK lNAUGU.
RATION OF FORT.
Common Simplicites Of Former Days De-
sired by Governor-Elett Not in Keep
ing With Spirit of Today.

1t Is understood that the wish ex-
pressed by Governor-e elect Fort to have
very simple and unostentatious inaugu-
ration ceremonies is to be overridden,
and the prospects now are that it will
be the most elaborate and imposing
the state ever witnessed
Ii was felt that the cheap and rather
common simplicties Of the earlier days
would not fit in with the larger spirit
of these times, would be disappointing
to the people of the state, and UNI
worthy the dignity and importance of
srAat :.
is urged, Governor Fort is man of
unusual endowments and looms large
in the public eye, and is something of
national figure. and it behooves New
Jersey to make much of and show off
to the best advantage its notable gov
erner
ally decided that in
~emonies, which
'''
display
:"
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N'"'
,nse dur;,o
.Decemher >,
ARRANGEMENTS CON
Fac. A,,h,r L Eo,
A p.,Law f:eo,o. Z
Iaroe .,d CuvR Peu
a visit to relatives at Trenton.
MIS-. Ah'iioiy hhiSoie has ''eSh ell
pertaining her cousin, Mrs. Isaac Giles.
,ms,,
vi i"'''"e'u'
The Rev. John Hulshart will preach
:,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25
A Reliable
Remedy
ely's Cream Balm


SSs~Nsy uo>ofttus
Gives Relief at Once.
1t cleanses. soo;lies,
heals and protects
the diseased mem
brane resulting from
Casarrh and drives
away a Cold IL the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses of
Taste and Smell. Ful
gists or by mail. In
Ely Brothers, Sc War,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

erfection of baking-MAo-
read.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-12-25

Ga. - ~ - -. = "A.
Rear, the l.. a iag Haze AlSavs Bought
Of GszxzY lsgtZSs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
Saw 1t Come out of a Cow.

A little CITY boy and his sister Dor
othy were taken to the country for
the first time.
The two children we're happy as
the day was long. In the late after
noon they watched the COWS come
home, heard with delight the tink-
ling cow-bells, and the little boy
even went in the barns to see the
milking done.
At supper, just as Dorothy was
lifting her glass to her rosy lips, the
boy cried out:
ooh, Dorothy, dCn't! You mustn't
drink that milk. It's not fit to drink.
It came out of COW. / saw it,"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
DEATH ON THE TROLLEY.
John Tracey and Wife are Killed While
Crossing the Track.

Minneapolis, Oct. 15.-John Tracey
and his wife, in their buggy, were
struck and killed by car of the
Deephaven line. Mrs. Tracey died
half an hour after the accident and
her husband three hours later. Their
little adopted daughter, Matte, about
seven years old, was with them in
the buggy and escaped with slight
injuries. The accident happened at
Mendelsohn crossing a short distance
from Hopkins.
The car was being driven by Mo
torman Larson, an old employee of
the company, and, according to the
account of the passengers, he used
his best endeavors to bring the heavy
car to stand-still, in time to avoid
the collision. The Tracey buggy was
being driven south and the car was
approaching in the direction of Hop
kins. The whistle was blown in
warning.
According to the story of the mo-
torman Tracey had time to get his
buggy across the track, but for some
unknown reason the horse stopped.
1t is thought the driver became con-
fused. The buggy stood across the
track. The car struck it and hurled
the occupants to the ground. The
buggy was smashed to bits.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
IAN UGLY FIRE
| IN ST. PAUL
THE WOOLWORTH STORE GIVES
THE FlREMEN A VERY
STUBBORN FIGHT.
Several Firemen are Injured. Dam
age Resulted to all the Stores in
the Block. The Loss Estimated
at $4,000.

ST. Paul, Oct. 15.-Fire starting in
the basement of the Five and Ten
cent store 81 and SO East Seventh
street resulted in a loss of $50, 200 ana
gave the firemen one of the hardest
battles they have had recently. The
fire burned from 6:42 until midnight.
The Five and Ten cent store COM
pany is the heaviest loser, its stock
valued at $50, 200, being totally de-
stroyed by fire and water. The firms
of w. A. Friend and the White House
store each sustained a loss of $4,000
from smoke and water.
Capt. Jean Irwin of Engine Com
pany No. 10 received a shock from an
electric feed wire and fell uncon-
scious to the floor in pool of water.
His comrades dragged him from the
basement, believing they were bear
ing his dead body. The captain was
carried to a nearby store. DR.. Ohage
was called and after working over
him for some time partially revived
hin. Irwin was taken to the city
hospital in the police ambulance,
and late last night was reported as
progressing favorably.
Dan Walsh, pipeman of Engine
Company No. 1, was struck on the
hand by a falling piece of glass while
he was standing up to his waist in
water in the basement. He sustained
a severe injury.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
QUALITIES OF WIT AND HUMoR.
Alike, Yet in Many Ways Fundament-
ally Different.

Wit and humor are such elemental
fundamental things that it has always
been found difficult to analyze them,
says writer in The Atlantic. Upon
some points, however, those who have
essayed this puzzling task agree, for
they all hold that wit is an intel
lectual, humor an emotional, quality;
that wit is a perception of resem-
blance, and humor a perception Of
contrast, of discrepancy, of incongru-
ity. The incongruity is that which
arises between the ideal and the fact,
between theory and practice, between
promise and performance; and per-
haps it might be added that it is al
ways or almost always a moral in
congruity. In the case both of wit
and humor there is also pleasurable
surprise, a gentle shock, which ac-
companies our perception of the hith-
erto unsupported resemblance or in
congruity A New England farmer
was once describing in the pres
ence of very humane person the
great age and debility of a horse that
he formerly owned and used. "You
ought to have killed him." interrupt
ed the humane person Indignantly.
''Well,'' drawled the farmer 1--WE did
almost"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17

fee my very life before l reveal the
identity of Ralph Smith"
This was the reply received by
Lieut. Larkin while making final
effort to learn the name of the mystic
rious third person said to have fig
ured in the burglaries committed by
the wife of Charles J. Romadka, the
millionaire Milwaukee trunk manufac-
turer.
The police will make renewed eff
forts to locate the white man who is
supposed to have led Mrs. ROmadka
into crime. Francis Reno, special
agent for the Fidelity and Casualty
company, has information that the
woman has been seen in the company
of prosperous looking Individual,
who might be Smith, and hopes to
have him in custody in a day or so
The negro confederate, Albert Jones,
is still locked up.
The bond for Mrs. Romadka was
furnished by Albert j. Ward, stone
contractor, residing at 274 Fullerton
avenue. He is a brother-in-law of
Clement Romadka, the prisoners
brother-in-law. Ward swore he was
worth 100000 over all Indebtedness.
An hour or so after Mrs. Romadka' 8
departure the police received informa-
ton that places her in worse light
than she had been in. There is a sus-
picion that she worked with "jim-
N.Y. at one place, and she may have
had two negro accomplices.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
GIVING HIM A CHANCE.
Surely Time for Hubby to Do a Live.
ly Sidestep.

Mrs. Wilson's husband was often
obliged to go to New York on bust
ness, and frequently did not reach his
home until the arrival of the midnight
train. Mrs. Wilson had been in the
habit of sleeping peacefully at these
times without fear, but number of
burglaries in the neighborhood during
one of her husbands trips to New
York had disturbed her calm.
On the night of his return Mr.. Will
son was stealing carefully up the
front stairs, as was his wont on such
occasions, so that his wife would not
be Weakened, when he heard her voice,
high and strained:
81 don't know whether you are my
husband or burglar" came the ex-
cited tones, "but l am going to be on
the safe side and shoot, so If you are
Henry you'd better get out of the
way."-Youth's Companion.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
A REAL "HoSS" RACE.
Country Fair the Place to See 1t at
Its Best.

If you would see a horse strap
ped, booted, braced and geared to
the limit, you must seek such a
track as you see at the old-time
country fair. Here comes an awk-
ward fiea-bitten gray which never
went under $3.50 in his life. He is
hobbled and checked and goggled, and
hitched up sidewise, lengthwise and
crosswise until there is more har-
ness than horse. You wonder how
his driver ever got him into this rig
ging, and how he will get him out
again without cutting him free with
a jackknife. A farmer with a
gray beard and twinkling eye OBJ
serves to his neighbor:
Last time John Martin had that
plug out on the road / told him he
had the old cripple overloaded with
ust-aids-to-the-injure Them straps
that was cal'lated to hoist up his
knees must ha' pulled too tight and
the critter was yanked clean off the
ground. What John was gettin'
ready for was a race for flynn ma
chimes, not boss trOt. From "The
Country Fair by David Lansing, in
Outing.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
SEEK TO WIN SOLDIERS.
Russian Girls Risk Life for the Cause
of Liberty.

when the university opened last
autumn l started to work again
among the soldiers" said the young
woman. CAS- you know, the revolu-
tionists are at present working very
hard to win over the army, and one
of the means is to talk freedom di-
rectly to the soldiers. For this girls
have been found to be more effective
than men; the young peasant soldiers
are more willing to listen to girls,
and are far reader to protect them
from arrest. So all over Russia hun
dreds and hundreds of girls are now
nightly meeting with groups of sol
diers, in working mems homes and in
barracks. To go into barracks and
talk revolution to the soldiers, hard
ly anything is so dangerous-for the
girl caught is tried by court-martial
and in a day or two is executed
From Leroy SCOTS Interview with q
Russian Woman, in Everybody's.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
Didn't Need cyclopedias.

The ~canvasser for a cyclopedia
came to the home of colonel, whose
record he had carefully studied be-
fore his visit. The colonel was es-
pecially proud of some of his sons,
so the canvasser began with:
"Those are very fine boys of yours,
colonel"
"They are" replied the colonel.
81 reckon you are ready to buy any,
thing those boys want?"
81 am So" said the father of the
fine boys.
well, then, let me sell you this
cyclopedia. There's nothing will do
your sons so much good"
But the colonel looked at him
aghast. "Why, them lads of mine
don't need any cyclopedia. They ride
mulesi"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-10-17
Cha silly Murder.

Minneapolis, Oct. 15.-Choked to
death, Mrs. George Patous, the sew
enteen-year-old wife of George Pa
tous, a Polish laborer, was found !y-
ing on a bed in an upstairs room at
1915 Third street north. Patous has
not been found, and the police believe
him to be the murderer of his wife.
The woman's body was found by
w. A. Shaughnessy, who rented a
room to Patous and his wife. She is
believed to have been dead since
Sunday night, Oct. 6.
There had been no signs of life in
the Patous room for week, and
Shaughnessy becoming alarmed en-
tered the bedroom to find the stran-
gled body of the girl lying across the
bed. The condition of the body in
Dictated that she had been strangled.