Evening journal., 1907-10-08
Personal and Pertinent

The waiter in light lunch cafe looked expectar,lv
at me ,le nrst or hve men who had just entered
the first 'se' o'uerea
TN take some milk biscuit and glass Of milk said
s,., sTea buns and cup tea please remarked the
fourth p'' anu d cup OF cocoa said the
The waiter passed on to the nth man.
Don't say IT, don't say It," he pleaded er t,o,
a cup of chocolate" e"Ne anu
mo. I do not" protested the nth man a1 wan.
p'ae OF Ice cream and a glass of ice water"-Judge
a., remarkable instance OF the impartial admlnstra
% o l Justice Is said to have occurred some years ago
IN a court IN Southwestern State when yonne Meyi
Iie S ose1 Win having stolen pistol arraigned
ne proved beyond all doubt that pistol was his own
alleged theft occurred 9 io tue
case went to the jury at 70 o'clock the usual bopr
vi auloufnment and the jury who did not wish IN bo
sept until the court opened again o'clock hurried
10 give IN their verdict
The foreman who had been reclining in a peacafl ,t,
s susgetve OF sumber during the hearing turned to
MS companions saying: w "
,,r, What hat do You think boys? Hadn't we better give
All right responded OF the jurors put him
Ohfoush or the Judge will adjourn" ann
here go ~, aheag said another we don't want to stay
mere rt tl'i o'clock Hurry upl"
t But is he guilty?" inquired a thoughtful old chan
i, Wen well exclaimed the foreman, after a stare
he aint il, az .ulS view OF the matter IF you think
a., verdict OF Not guilty" speedily rendered and
5ynen SneeFtuly repaired to the noontide meal
, specialists modern scientists are bound IN ho p,.
ey are not the shrveled specimens so often nictprod
py 'ne man IN the street, all cold intellect ana devo
h III 70 me pursuit OF an abstract idea They know
now TO play; like other men thew are eree,r,s, Nv w
play together The Red Lion Club was con,nose5 '' ~
great Ensishmen, and Huxley was one Of the roe,o
nels Inc club used to during the session 80 ~
tie,sn association To certain meeting at Insvcb
sahu' Whlch Huxley described in 'Ietters sr,e
S,s,sneIs were nvited-the Prince Of Canine Bona
partes nephew, among theni-and greatly astorSeh-,
they We're az the exceedingly human behavior 30 ~
learned professors The Red Lion men haa +, ,,,.. e
OF roaring instead of cheering and Of vvags5n,- l @
Soa.'all-the lions tail-when applauding The nrince
va, va hueh impressed by these proceedings ana when
s,eaa ~ up 20 respond to the toast OF his health in
stead OF making speech he gave three ,night,, -.
ana ulree wass-Houth's Companion
- The through train from the West had sfonnoa q. ,A
10 pass it, ~ ''onl the East was
What is the population Of your vnlage?- asked ono
OF the passengers. -u VAe
yorr don't don't know SIR said the station agent but If
sour uan doesn't leave within the next five roir'as
youli have time count en for vosrsslt uses lrs.
all here at the depot" 1Ney re
.,nass, had strange experience day last week"
travelled twenty miles with a chioapo ma, ~ .
Ianroao ualn and he only told me eight times fhst M
was from Chieago"-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Absolutely true 1t is an invention Of his ou.D u.
big enough for only oner - S '"'o stan
a Ana me visitor returned TO Baltimore breathing re-
-, Msryelous' Marvellous! win never again on..
N'N ''s N'So0m OF na'ure"-Baltimore News.