Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-14
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She Indignantly You had no busi-
ness to kiss me He-But 1t wasn't
business; 1t was pleasure. Town Top
ics.
MA, way does Sis sing so much
when Mr. Spoonamore is here7" Il
think, dear. she is trying to test his
love- Chicago Record Herald
The Mother III he proposes today,
tell him he must speak to me. II he
doesn't propose tell him l want to
speak to him.--F liegende Blaetter.
Mrs. Flynn ~ An phat's yer son
Moike dom now. Mrs Casey? Mrs.
Casey Shure, Moike amt dom any
thing. Mrs. Flynn. He's got govern
ment jobl-Life.
Hicks Sayl Do you see thatf That
man is letting his wife read the morn-
Ing paper before he does Wicks-oh,
well. the home team isn't winning now.
Somerville Journal.
Theater Official Ito studentsl You
are not allowed to join in the chorus,
gentlemen. Students Don't you wor-
ry. We are singing something quite
different FiIegende Blaetter,
"0f course" said the earl, every
body will say that you married me for
my title" WELL replied the beautiful
heIress, what do we carer get 1t,
don't IY'--Chlcago Record Herald,
Mrs. wigwag How is your husband,
Aunt Mandy2 Aunt Mandy Porely,
ma'am. He was glttln' along all right,
but now de doctah done say he got de
convalescence Philadelphia Record.
Mother Ito future son-inlaw)
may tell you that, though my daughter
is well educated. she cannot cook. E'u-
ture Son-in- LawTha doesn't matter
much, so long ms she doesn't try.--tlie-
gende Blaetter.
"Graelousi" exclaimed Mrs. Sehop-
pen. 1--WE lost my pocketbook." Never
mind. DEAR" replied her husband, III
get you another pocketbook, and YOU
can easily collect more dress goods sam
pies. Philadelphia Press.
Mother you marry Robert, 1
swear that I'll never set foot In your
housed Daughter Please put that
down In writing. I'd like to give your
promise to Robert for a wedding pres
ent - Meggendorfer Blaetter
Does your wife assist you in your
work. auerled the horse reporter Il
see her at your desk often" Yes re-
piled the self-confessed humorlst She
destroys all my wife and motherln-law
Jokes Chicago Daily News
She ito her husband) The poor chill
dren When you get up In the morn
Ing they have gone TO school, and wheu
you return Mt night they have gone to
bed. At least, write them souvenir
post card. Fliegende Blaetter
The Bachelor wonder why wom-
an always lowers her voice when she
has occasion to ask favor? The Ben
edictOh II gives her an opportunity
to raise IL higher In case the favor
isn't granted. Chicago News.
Green told my wife last week that
II would be necessary for us to econo-
uiize. Brown What did she say
Green She didn't say anything at the
time, but the next day she bought me
n box OF bargain coGnter clgars-Chi-
cago News.
Mrs Smith-Yes, my little fiye-year-
old girl Is great help TO my house
keeping Mrs. Randall Why, what can
such child do to help? Mrs smith
She goes down and tells the cook for me
whenever we're going TO have company.
Mexican Herald
This is n sad case" said the asy-
lum attendant, pausing before padded
cell. There is no hope for the patient,
whatever" whats the trouble with
| hiul2" asked the visitor. "He thinks
he understands railroad time table"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
''You said the house was only FIVE
minutes walk from the station" COM
| planned the victim; ito say the least,
I'm disappointed in you" "And I'm
disappointed In YOU" replied the agent.
Il thought you we're a very rapid walk.
| tf. ~fHfihueipbia FTeSs.
IFS IL true. doctor" asked the SUM
mcr girl. "that eating cucumbers VIII
remove frecklesT' ''Of course" replied
DR. Kidder, under certain circum-
stances" Really What elrcum-
stances?" well, provided the freckles
are on the cucumbers. Philadelphia
Ledger.
$50 you don't share the general indig-
nation toward the railways7" NO."
answered Farmer C0rntossel; Il have
always felt that locomotive was en-
titled to a great deal of credit for stick
INK 20 the track instead of snorting
up and down the country roads Ike
an automobile" Washington Star.
Smith Excuse me. Jones, but may
| ask how you manage to have such de
Iicfous things TO eat? Jones-It's quite
simple. always kiss the cook be-