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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
Loving Kindness,

My dog tried to bite me. liked the
dog, so l kicked him lovingly in the
jaw. He understood that argument.
My grocer tried to cheat me. liked
the grocer. did not kick him in the
jaw. but l told him lovingly that
would not deal with him again. He
understood that argument.
My baby tried to slap me. 1 liked
the baby, but | did not kick her in the
jaw or even cease to play with her.
kissed her lovingly on her cheek. She
understood that argumelt.-Indepen
dent
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
A Good Record.

Out of all the external remedies on the
market we doubt if there is one that has
the record of that worldrenowned porous
plaster-AllcockI. 1t has now been In
use for sixty years, and still continues to
be as popular as ever in doing its great
work Of relieving our pains and aches. Ii
is the remedy we all need when suffering
from any form of ache or pain resulting
from taking cold or over-strain.
Allcock's Plasters are sold by Druggists
in every part of the civilized world.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

"What did that snail boy say when
you told him he might grow up to be
President of the United Statesy said
one school trustee.
''It didn't seem to impress him." an
swered the other. "He said neasly
everybody was being mentioned for
that position nowadays."--Wash
Star.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
Imagination.

"There goes another of those automo-
biles. Gee. How it smells. But why
doesn't it make the regular chug chug
sound?"
Because it runs by electricity"
"Why-er-so it does. Chicago Trib-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Mrs. Gasser-I was outspoken in my
sentiments at the club this afternoon.
Mr.. Gasser-I can't believe it! Who
outspoke you, my dear?-Puck.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Lieut. Hino of the japanese infantry
has invented an automatic pistol which
will fire eighty cartridges a minute. The
range is more than 1000 yards.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

The rate at which the Zulus can run in
an emergency is astonishing. Some will
cover as much as fifty miles in six hours.
Eight miles an hour is common.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Take CARTEL, Tea. the herb remedy
that has for its object Good Health! II
purifies the blood. cleanses the system.
makes people well. Guaranteed under the
pure Food Law
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

or the cure Of woman's peculiar weak
nesses, Irregularities and arrangements.
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging-down pain or distress in
lower abdominal or pelvic region. accom-
panied, ofttimes, with a facilitating,
pelvic. catarrhal drain and kindred symp-
toms of weakness, DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is a most efficient remedy.
1t is equally effective in curing painful
periods, in giving strength to nursing
mothers ard in preparing the system of
the expectant mother for baby'S coming.
thus rendering childbirth safe and COM
paratively painless. The cFavorite Pre-
scription Is most potent. strengthening
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular.
1t is also a soothing and invigorating
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion,
nervous prOstration. neuralgia. hySteria.
spaSms- chorea or st. Vitus's dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
A host of medical authorities of all the
several schools of practice, recommend
each of the several ingredients of which
~Favorite Prescription is made for the
cure Of the diseases for which 1t is claimed
TO be a cure. You may read what they
say for yourself by sending a postal card
request for a free booklet of extracts
from the leading authorities, to DIR. X. V.
Pierce, Invalids' Hotel and Surgical In
stitute, Buffalo. n. Y, and it will come to
you by return post
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

per cent solution of sulphate of
copper has been found destructive to
wild mustard and some other weeds,
without injuring grain crops. 1t is
probable that 1t will not injure certain
kinds of weeds Spraying has been
found of advantage in France, however.
In destroying weeds, the cost being
about So per acre. 1t is doubtful If
such a method will ever be adopted iii
this country. as the harrow, cultivator,
weeder and hoe can be used more eff
fect:vely where crops are cultivated in
rows, and even If weeds are growing on
broadcasted plats, it is probably cheap
Ell to NOW the weeds than 10 spray.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28


All for 12c postpaid in order to intro
duce our warranted seeds, and if you
will send 16c we will add one package of
Berliner Earliest CauliHower, together
with our mammoth plant, nursery stock,
vegetable and farm seed and tool catalcg.
This catalog is mailed free to all in
tending purchasers. Write to-day.
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Box 9, La
Crosse. Wis.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Ii is only when the sheep and WOOL
are turned into money the farmer can
count his profit or loss.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

An ear of corn to every square yard
of cornfield means 1910 ears. How
many bushels is that per acre?
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
Bnrnyard Amenitics.

"Why do you turn in your toes when
you walk asked the hem
do you suppose want to be mistaken
for one of your chicks? disdainfully re-
sponded the pigeon
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

An Italian nobleman, who also belongs
TO the Austrian nobility, has for several
years been making his living as cross
ing sweeper in Vienna.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

ties should be placed on wadding or
wood wool in single layers. Take great
care in handling the fruit not to bruise
or otherwise damage it in any way
Gardening for Beginners" in the Gar
den
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
Manure Affected by Food Eaten.

Rich feed makes rich manure, and
poor feed makes poor manure. as is
we'll known by those who feed stock
and use the manure The Maine exper-
iment station, in bulletin No. 1876. gives
the results of analyses made by them of
steer manure made from different
feeds. They found that the manure
made from 100 pounds of hay was
worth % cents; that made from 100
pounds of winter wheat bran was worth
4S cents, and that made from 100
pounds of cotton seed meal was worth
$1.1S. The last item should particu-
larry interest the southern farmer
Think of the feeding value OF cotton
seed meal for steers. and then. in adj
dition, you get S1.1S worth OF manure
from each 100 pounds of meal feed
Don't you believe this? If you don't
come back at us and we will explain IT,
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Stamps costing $4,000 were recently
required for an agreement between two
London railway companies.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
CASTORIA
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature sssss the .. 1MM5zN
Not Far from IL.

Il have heard it said that Mibbsley's
fortune is close to S1,000,0OO.'
Correct as blazes. 1t consists of the
two ciphers that follow Immediately after
the decimal point"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

1t is as important to know the
standard sorts of corn as it is to be
posted on the popular breeds of stock.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Do you want Self linking Dating Stamp
for IS centsa Address, Lock Box 2fo. Fort
Wayne, Indiana
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

In Bavaria railway carriages are dis
infected at the end of every journey.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
Some of the ADVANTAGES

The phenomenal increase in railway mileage
main lines and branches-has put almost every
portion Of the country within easy reach oil
churches, schools. markets, cheap fuel and every
modern convenience.
The NINETY MILLION BUSHEL WHEAT
CKOP OF this year means $6o,ooo,ooo to the
farmers OF Western Canada, apart from the
results of other grains and cattle
For advice and information address the
Superintendent OF Immigration. Ottawa. Canada,
or sne authorized Canadian Government agent,
W. D. Scott. Superintendent Of Immigration
Ottawa. Canada. or w H. Rogers. Sd Floor
Traction I criminal Building, Indianapolis Ind,
and n. NJ. Williams, Room 20. Law Building.
Toledo. Ohio, Authorized Government Agents.
Plesse say who're you this adxertisement.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Mrs. WinslosF's SoorHIS1 SYRUP for Children
feethine; softens the gums reduces infiam a.
lays pain. cures w1ad collie. Is cents a bottle.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

To make hogs most profitable a
steady daily gain must be secured from
the time the pig is narrowed until IL Is
marketed.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
A Bic B.rr.in for NJ Cents Postpaid.

The year of 1906 was one of prodigal
plenty on our seed farms. Never before
did vegetable and farm seeds return such
enormous yields.
Now we wish to gain 100000 new GUS
toners this year and hence offer for 12c
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Large, thrifty sows are more sure
to bring good thrifty litters OF pigs
than gifts.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

One trial will convince you of the pecu-
liar fitness of Natures remedy. Garfield
Tes. For liver. kidneys. stomach and
bowels, for impure blood. rheumatism and
chronic ailments.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
You Can Get Aliens Foot-Ease FREE
Write to-day tn Allen s Qlnsfed Il Roy

n. Y, for a FREE sample Of Aliens Foot
Ease, a powder to shake into your shoes
1t cures tired. sweating, hot, swollen, ach-
Ing feet. Ii makes new or tight shoes easy.
A certain cure for Corns and Bunions. All
Druggists and Shoe stores sell it. Csc.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

A Guild of Tubalines' has been form
ed in m English Episcopal church. Its
especial business is to keep bright the
brass gas fixtures of the church.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Motor car renting in New York is said
to be very profitable.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
a Positive
CURE
EIy's Cream Balm
Is quickly absorbed.

Is quickly absorbed.
Gives Relief At Once.
It cleanses, soothes
heals and protects
the diseased mem
brane. It cures Ca
tarrh and drives
away q Cold In the
Head quickly Re-
stores the Senses of
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Bran and oats are excellent for feed
ing ewes, with an occasional handful
Of corn.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
The Handy Doctor in Your
Vest Pocket

TITS a thin, round-cornered little
Enamel Box
When carried in your vest pocket
IA Il means Health-lnsurance-
It contains Six Candy Tablets Of pleasant
taste, almost as pleasant as Chocolate.
Each tablet is working dose Of Cas-
carets. which acts like Exercise on the
Bowels and Liver.
1t will not purge. sick-n, nor upset tho
stomach.
Because it is not '.Bile-driver." like
Salts, Sodium. calomel. Jalap, SIENNA. nor
Aperient Waters.
Neither is it like Castor OH. Clycerine,
or other Oily Laxasives that simply lubricate
the Intestines for transit of the food stopped
up in them at that particular time:
: The chief cause of Constipation and
Indigestion is weakness of the Muscles
that contract the Intcstines and Bowels.
Cascarets are practically to the Bowel
Muscles what Massage and Cold Bath
are to the Athletic Muscles.
They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to
contract. expand. and squeeze the Diges-
tive Juices out of food eaten.
They don't help the Bowels and Liver in
such way as to make them lean upon
similar assistance for the future.
This is why. with Cascarets, the dose
may be lessened each succeeding time
instead of increased. as it must be with al
other Cathartics and Laxatives.
Casca-ete act like exercise. 3
If carried IT, your vest pocket. Tor carried
in My Lady's Purse and eaten just when
you suspect you need one. you will never
know sick day from the ordinary Ills of life
Because these Ills begin in the Bowels.
and pave the way for all other diseases.
''Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. ~
Be sure you get the genuine. made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company. and never
sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC."
/ Western Washington Timber Land
II you Ice Aeres of Timber Land that viii run
ss s%s sss iss ss Cow Tss. ssi..s
z. w. N. q. No. l3-1907
When writing 60 Advertisers please say yes
saw the Advertisement In this paper
YOUR OWN SIGNATURE c Ssai T. a
Rubber Stamp for signing Letters, Voucher
etc. at the low price of A-8. Send for par
dculara Lock Box 219. Fort Wayne. Ind
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

While sheep may pay better than any
other stock on poor. rough lands, If well
managed, they will also pay on smooth
rich land.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

gis o. by mail; Trial Size 10 cts. by mail
Ely Brothers, 90 Warren Street. New York
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
Do You Open Your Mouth

Like young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered you
Or, do you want TO know something of the
composition and character of that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine?
Most intelligent and sensible people
now-a-days insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine
DIR. Pierce believes they have perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. So he
publishes szoadcast and on each bottle
wrapper, what BIS MEDICINES are made of
and vexifes ity1hdereat6 This he feels
he can we%l-Afford TO do because the more
the ingreaients Of which his medicines
are msHe are studied and understood the
moTSfEiII Their superIor curative virtues
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

The testimony Of tens OF thousands during the
West Year by wear the agricultural returns
have increased in volume and in value, and still
the Canadian Government offers 100 acres free to
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
Acid soi,. and Crop Productions.

Certain crops give better results upon
acid than upon neutral or alkaline
soils. Soils containing moderate de-
gree of acidity produce potatoes of bet
ter quality and less subject to scab than
those grown on acid-free soils, says an
Oregon bulletin. Cranberries seem TO
thrive best upon acid soil. The author
has made tests in a field of very rank
growing dent corn, standing some eight
to ten feet in height, and the soil was
found TO be distinctly acid. Some tests
have been made in rank growing clover
gree of acidity has been found.
Notwithstanding these facts the gen
eral rule seems to be, according 10
many experiments, that most of the ag-
riculturai plants do best upon soils
which contain little or no acid.
The most effective means of overcom-
ing soil acidity is by using quick or
stone lime freshly slaked, or wood
ashes. Contrary to a popular belief.
gypsum or land plaster does not pos
sess the power of neutralizing or de-
stroying soil acidity to any apprecia-
bic extent
In many parts of Western Oregon the
present high price of lime makes its
use prohibitive for agricultural pur-
poses. We believe that If there is a
demand for 1t. cheap grade of lime
will be prepared suitable for agricul-
tural purposes.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Keep sheep in comfortable quarters,
especially when the weather is stormy
Sheep can stand dry cold much better
than damDneSS.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

The man or boy who likes to fool
around" with pigs or sheep or any 9th
OF farm stock usually develops into
good stockman.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

thoroughly satisfactory treatment
for checking rot in potatoes is yet to
be found. What has proved best in my
experience Is, first, keeping the storage
cellar at temperature as near 81 to
IS degrees as possible: second. sorting
the potatoes after they have completed
their sweat in case any indication OF
wet rot is shown to prevent the rot
spreading from the decaying tubers to
the sound ones. Dry rot is very rarely
i: at all transmitted from one potato TO
another. according to writer In Or
anSe Judd Famer.
If the potatoes are left in pits in the
field to sweat prior TO putting them in
the cellar they will usually show rot
that may be in them when they are
taken from the pit Potatoes which are
nearly clean of dirt usually show more
rapid spreed of the wet rot than do po-
tatoes which are covered with CON
siderable coating of dry soil Possibly
the reason for this may be the fact that
the dry soil is not a good medium for
passage OF the rot from one potato to
another.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

When a man pays taxes on the full
valuation of his land and at the same
time 1t Is mortgaged for half its value
and il the holder of the mortgage pays
taxes on his credits, is not that double
taxation? To one out on the farm it
looks as though the owner should only
pay taxes on the equity he has in the
land and let the man who holds the
mortgage pay on the value of that mort
gage.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

The farmer who makes two nubbins
of corn grow where but one grew be-
fore may be a benefactor TO his race.
but he is an enemy to his own family.
Don't grow nubbins.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

If sheds are too costly it pays to use
cornstalks for providing shelters, or
wind breaks. by placing them against
poles. Corn fodder is too valuable to
use in this manner, but there are hun
dreds Of farmers who allow corn fod-
der to be wasted when it might be used
on the outside of the sheds or barn
yards as wind breaks if it can not be
put to any better use.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

r. w. N. o. No. 13-l9o7
When writing to Advertisers please say yes
saw the Advertisement In this paper
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

There is much variation in the yield
and quality of milk from the COWS. and
no farmer can have herd uniform
unless he breeds for uniformity By au-
herring to one breed; it may even be
necessary to rely on some particular
family of the selected breed.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28
cascarete act like exercise.

II carried IT, your vest pocket. Tor carried
in My Lady's Purse) and eaten just when
you suspect you need one, you will never
know sick day from the ordinary Ills of life
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

In the winter it must be borne in
mind that animal heat is to be Kept up
as the first Importance to egg produc-
ton, and any deficiency of food will
quickly be made manifest in that re-
spect, but less food will be required
during the warm season.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

A game law passed in Illinois few
years ago brought about some surpris-
ing results. BY the terms Of this law
every citizen who desired to hunt had
to pay a 81 license. 1t was thought
that this license would bring to the
State treasury the sum of $4,000 or
$4,000, but it ran over 100000 the
first year
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Because these Ills begin in the Bowels.
and pave the way for all other diseases.
Vest Pocket" box 10 cents. ~
Be sure you get the genuine. made only
by the Sterling Remedy Company. and never
sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "CCC."
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

If we give anyone S25 and get only
go in value in return, we speak out
Yet IN year we sometimes give cow
$25 worth of feed and get SD worth
of produce without even knowing that
we are cheated.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-03-28

Do not overlook the fact that to in
sert cold bit into horses mouth is
torture Iron and steel rapidly con-.
duct heat, hence the sensation of cold
when the metals are touched. Rubber
bits are better, but they should be
warmed before using.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-05-26
TAILoRS WANTED.

1.-THE sixth age slips into the lean
and slipper'd pantaloon. Shakes
peare.
Down in Santiago de Cuba, made IA
nous by President Roosevelt because
he rode a horse up San Juan hill, they
want taiiors. That is what Vice Con-
sui Wolcott says in a thrilling account
of conditions prevailing whereabouts.
Mr.. Wolcott, after much thought and
cautions elaboration. to say nothing
Of being in state of constant humili-
attn on account of the bag at the
knees in his trousers, has come TO the
conclusion that what Santiago most
urgently needs is tailors-tailors, good
tailors men who can tail and tail
right
Having arrived at this decision, Mr..
WOlcott has written a piece for the
monthly report OF the secretary of
commerce and labor or for the bureau
Of American republics or some publica-
ton equally sensational. 1t does ones
heart good to read graphic descrip-
tiOhS SuCH aS MI WOiCOlI pIOuUCSS.
His article on the need of tailors in
Santiago is almost equal in. power to
the description written by the late
John P. Dunning of the Apia cata-
clysm. Mr.. Wolcott says that native
tailors charge 81 in gold for pressing a
two-piece suit. Appalling. Shocking,
Horrible! Why, that is almost as
much as a Salt Lake tailor charges
when he gives the guarantee that the
buttons will ali be attached and the
creases not in the sides of the trou-
sers, instead of the front and back!
1t must be perfectly awful for a man
to live in Santiago without creases in
his trousers. What do the women say
about men without creases in their
trousers. How offensive are the great
baggings at the knee; how horrid the
whole form of a man when his pants
aren't pressed. Shame on him. He is
worse than the woman who continually
permits her petticoat to straggle along
about two inches beneath her over
skirt.
Pope says that one who pants for
glory finds but short repOse," but in
Santiago one who pants for pants has
no vepose at all, because he has to buy
an alcohol stove and a sad iron and do
the pressing himself. Santiago GER
tainly is In dire straits.