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Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29
CARLYLE ON JUSTICE.
"Nothins Is Ever Settled Until IT Is
Settled Right"

From Carlyle's Past and Present.:
parchment records, fixed forms and
poor terrestrial justice, with or with
out horse. hair-what sane man
would not reverence these? And yet,
behold, the man Is not sane, but In
sane. who considers these alone as
venerable. Oceans of horsehafr, con-
tinents of parchment and learned
sergeant eioquence, were 1t contin-
ued till the learned tongue wore itself
small In the indefatigable learned
mouth, cannot make unjust just! The
grand question still remains, was the
Judgment just? II unjust 1t will not
and cannot get harbor for itself or
continue to have footing In this uni
verse, which was made by other than
one unjust. Enforce 1t by never such
saluting, three readings, royals assents,
blow II to the four winds with all
manner of quilted trumpeters and
pursuivants, In the rear Of them new
er so many gibbets and hangmen, 1t
will not stand, 1t cannot stand.
From all souls of men, from all
ends of nature, from the throne of
God above, there are voices bidding
it away, away! Does 1t take no warn
ing? Does 1t stand, strong in its three
readings, in its gibbets and artillery
mark? The more woe Is to 1t, the
frightfuler woe 1t will continue
standing, for it's day, for its year, for
It's century, doing evil all the while.
But it has one enemy who is al
mighty. Dissolution, explosion and
the everlasting laws Of nature inces-
sanity advance toward 1t, and the
deeper its roofing, more obstinate its
continuing, the deeper also and huger
will its ruin and overturn be.
I'm this, Gods world, with its wild
whirling eddies and mad foam oceans
where men and nations perish as II
without law and judgment for an un-
just thing is sternly delayed, dost
thou think that there Is therefore no
Justice? 1t is what the fool hath said
in his heart 1t Is what the wise, In
all times, were wise because they de-
MED and knew forever not to be.
tell thee again, there is nothing else
but Justice"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29

ALL THE LEGS FAULT.-Some
thoughtless persons do not realize
what 1t means to be cripple. pat"
Lahey, a one legged citizen from Sands
street, came into the Adams street po-
lice court and explained some Of his
inconveniences. He was after war
rant.
whats the trouble?" asked Clerk
EIlperin.
Trouble" returned Pat" why
there's been nothing but trouble In
my house since saved up and got me
a wooden Leg"
who's responsible?" inquired the
clerk.
My wife, Frances" said Pat"
You see. it's this way. Whenever I
take off my wooden leg. II she hap
pens to be sore on me, she sneaks 1t
away and hides 1t. 1t got so I could
mt attend to business often. For the
last three weeks 1 have had to sleep
with the leg on to keep her from
stealing Il and can't get a decent
nights rest. She says that II she ever
gets hold OF my leg again she'll knock
me over the head with 1t, and I guess
she's capable Of II. / want her ar
rested and made to understand that
she's to let me take my leg off when
l want to and enjoy the comforts of
me."-New York Tribune.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29
ODDJOBS
TT

Yes, we make a speciality Of all kinds
of small Repair Jobs in Carpenterins,
such as Relayins Porch Floors, Hang
ing Doors, Sash and Blinds, Patching
Roofs, Putting on Locks, Putting up
Shelving, Etc.
II you want anything made Of wood
lust give us an idea Of what you want.
If you want Steps made for your flow
ers, just give us the order and design
you want. You'll get it. Come II
you can. Phone II you can't.
D. We. are Wholesale and Retail
Agents for the products Of the Lime
stone Springs Lime Works, Carney
S. e.
j. J. KELLER & co.
BE We sell Devoe Paint-Goes fur
ther-lasts longer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29
OTHER PREMIUMS:

er for a given number Of names on
application to this office.
TIME 10 BEGIN.
The time for clubmakers to begin
work in competition for the foregoing
offers Is RIGHT NOW. Let all
names, whether old or new, be re-
turned as rapidly as secured, so they
may be properly entered upon our
books.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS.
Two Six Months Subscribers at 81
each will be considered the equivalent
of one yearly subscriber at $l.75, and
so counted. A subscription paid for
two or more years In advance at $1.76
will be counted as one name for each
year so paid.
Ciubmakers will be held personally
responsible for the payment OF all
names returned by them. After q
clubmaker has returned and paid for
any name, he can, at any time there
after, discontinue the sending OF the
paper TO the person for whom he has
paid and transfer the unexpired term
to any other person, provided the per-
son to whom the transfer Is desired
was not a subscriber at the time the
original name was entered on our
books.
No name will be counted in compe-
tition for q premium until the sub
scription price has been paid; nor will
any premium be delivered until q
satisfactory settlement has been made
Tor all names returned by the club
maker.
Persons who commence making
clubs will not be permitted to trans
fer their club to another clubmakers
list after the names have been enter
ed on our books.
1t is not necessary that names on q
club should all be at the same post
office. Names may be taken at any
number Of places.
All subscriptions must be forward
ed to US at the expense OF those send
ing them.
transmission of money only when
sent by draft registered letter or
money order drawn on the Yorkville
postotfice.
In sending names write plainly, and
give postottice, county and state.
All subscriptions will be discontin-
ued at the expiration Of the time paid
for.
separate list will be kept for
each clubmaker, who will be credited
with each name sent, so that the
number sent by any clubmaker may
be ascertained at a moments notice.
In case Of tie for either premium,
two weeks will be allowed In which
to work off the tie.
The time in which names may be
returned under our propositions Will
commence NOW, and expire at
o'clock p. m, on the Second Wednes-
day in March, 1907.
After the closing Of this contest on
the second Wednesday In March,
1907, no single yearly subscription
will be received for less than the
yearly subscription price. $500 except
new clubs are formed.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29

THE UNCLE AND THE AUNr.-Mrs.
Hollingsworth Andrew of Philadelphia
is one Of the best whist players in
America. She will not, however play
for money She holds that no mother
should gamble.
Mrs. Andrews, at the end Of a dis
cussion on gambling. said the other
day:
, Never play for stake II you have
children. and never say to your part
ner In any case at the end OF the
game, II you had done this or that,
the outcome would have been differ
eht' When eyer I have a partner Of
the ff-you-had' kind, think Of the
great Cavendish.
Cavendish, the famous whist expert,
when a partner said to him. If you
had done so-and-so. we'd have made
so-and-so.' always replied:
Ibid you ever hear the story of
your uncle and your aunt?'
IF the player had heard 1t he would
at once become silent, not wishing to
hear II again. If he had not heard It
he would pause in his postmortem Of
the game and say:
"'No, tell 1t to me-
Then Cavendish would frown and
say In a solemn voice:
IF your aunt had been a man, she
would have been Jour uncle"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29

VERY ACCOMMODATING officers
were sent to arrest a Quaker: his wife
met them at the door and said, walk
in. gentlemen; my husband will see
thee"
After waiting some time they got
impatient and called the woman, say
ing:
You said we should see your hus
band presently"
No. friend" she replied II said he
would see thee-he did see thee. did
not like thy looks. and went out by the
back door" Ladies' Home Journal.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29

AN EDUCATED NEGRo-A negro was
discovered carrying a very large num-
Der Of books which brought forth the
inquiry:
Going to SCHOOL,"
"Yas, sar."
DO you study all those books?"
No. sar: dey's my brudder's. Use
a ignorant kind er niger side him,
boss. Yer jest oughter see dat nigger
figgerin'. He has gone an ciphered
clean through addition. partition, sub
traction. distraction. abomination, JUS
tIfication, creation, amputatiOn and
adaptation"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29
TO DEBTORS AND CREDITORS

ALL persons indebted to the estate
Aof J. LEANDER PARISH, de-
ceased. are hereby notified to make
payment To me at once. Persons hay.
ing claims against said estate VIII
please present them. duly authenticat-
ed. within the time prescribed by law.
p. BROOKS PARISH,
Executor.
Jan. Is st
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-01-29
DIR. j. NJ. HUNTER
The AH-Round Specialist,
ROCK HILL ). Z.


ROCK HILL 5. e.
Consultation Free.
Makes a Speciality Of Cancers, Tu..
mors, Chronic Ulcers, Scrofula and
Rheumatism; Diseases Of Liver and
Kidneys, Dyspepsia and Indigestion.
Treats without the knife, loss OF blood
and little pain to patient.
References to a Few Cases Treated.
r. A. Clark, cancer Of nose, Rock Hill;
Mrs. ]. ]. Williams, cancer Of face,
Tirzah:' Mrs. s. r. Nelson, cancer or
face, Ogden; w. A. Mullinax, cancer
of face, Kings Creek; w. w. Stroup,
cancer Of face, Lowell N. c.; Mrs.
Barbory McCraw, cancer Of forehead,
Gaffney; S. B. Hanna, cancer of neck,
Gastonia. N. c.; D. F. Grigg. cancer
of nose, baltimore, N. c.; Frank Lat
timore, cancer OF face. Cleveland Mills,
n. c.: Mrs. NJ. E. Harrell, cancer OF
face, Ellenboro, N. c.: Mrs. d. p. Gas
co, cancer of forehead, Shelby, n. c;
d. H. Cobb, cancer Of lip, Smyrna; r.
c. Green, cancer of face. Mooresboro,
n. c.; ]. N. Clonts, cancer OF the ton
que, TirZah, s. G.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
DENIES ELOPEMENT.
Maloney Girl Says She Did Not Go
Away With CIarkson.


Philadelphia, Nov. ST never mar
ried Samuel Clarkson. 1t is all lie.
I never went abroad with him. ]
didn't elope with him. There is moth
ing between us and never was Now
it's all settled. IWon't say one word
more"
Helen MaloneysOsborne hurrying
from her father s41nansion here to his
summer home at Spring Lake, N. T.,
where the scandal Aha tsuph eaved upon
her recent disappearance is to be laid
at rest through the sanctiication of the
previous Osborne marriage by the
Catholic church. made this announce
m ent.s
While she was making it, Arthur
Herbert Osborne, who has been recon
ci1ed to his wife, was going by another
route to Spring Lake. So was Martin
Maloney, her father, along a different
track, while Mrs. Maloney, the mother,
went over still another trail to the sum
mer home in New Jersey.
Miss Maloney eloped with Samuel
Clarkson, an Englishman. several
weeks ago, according to reports. It de-
veloped later that she had been mar
ried to H. A Osborne when he was a
college student. Garrison and the
woman were missing several weeks
Then Clarkson appeared in London
alone and Miss Maloney appeared in
America.
The flight of the Maloneys and Mr..
Osborne was attended with the same
secrecy that has 50 characterized the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
TO STOP VICIOUS PLAYS.
Judge Petit of Chicago Inaugurates a
Crusade Against Them.

Chicago. Nov. ST think it is
time for the people of Chicago to ex-
hibit moral stamina enough to an
initiate plays i'll which bandits and
desperadoes are made to pose as
heroes, and I am going to start the
ball rolling right now"
With these words, Judge Petit, sit
ting in the Sheffield avenue court be-
gan a bitter denunciation Of the trashy
or "vicious" theater and perhaps laid
the foundation work for reform along
this line.
The judge had before him seven lit
tie boys whose minds had been
poisoned by the character of plays he
referred to.
AS a result of what he learned the
Judge ordered the police to have the
manager of a small theater in Lin
coin avenue brought before him to-
day, and that means that boys and
girls hereafter will be excluded, the
house closed or a different kind of
play presented.
Five charges of burglary rest
against each one of the boys. They
were arrested in vacant lot where
they were sitting around a bonfire
feasting upon preserves and other
sweets stolen from pantries of the
neighborhood.
Skeleton keys and revolvers were
found in their possession, and in addf-
ton to the sweets they confessed rob-
bling houses of property valued at $500
within the last fortnight.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08

whole adventure from the time the girl
was surreptitiously married to Osborne
to the return of her father yesterday
from his hunt for her abroad. APP
parently the girl had been home sew
eral days.
Soon after the arrival in Spring Lake
one of the Maloneys hurried and
sought City Clerk Goebel, asking for
a license SO that Mrs. Osborne and Mr..
Osborne might be married again by a
Catholic priest. The city clerk said
that was impossible-one marriage be-
tween the two having already occurred.
According to reports that came later
from friends of the family it was de-
cided that the marriage might be
formally sanctified by the Cath Ollie
church through the, dispensatiof of an
archbishop That is, in spite of the
fact that Long Island Presbyterian
minister performed the previous cere~
mony when Miss Maloney eloped with
Osborne. Archbishop Ryan has been
appealed to. 1t is not known what ac-
ton he will take. It is believed, how
ever he will permit the second mar
riage to take place.
Clarkson, who Is in London, refuses
to say anything about the case.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
*. & e. TO QUIT VAUDEVILLE.
Rumor That Deal Has Been Made With
Keith & ProcOtr.

New York. Nov. S.-Rumors of an
agreement between the rival vaudeville
factions, Keith & Proctor, and Klaw
& Erlanger, We're thick along Broadway
last night. Although there was no Of
fetal announcement forthcoming, it was
said that the managers had come to
terms, and that after certain date TO
be decided in the near future Klaw *
Erlanger, representing the United
States Amusement company, would re-
tire from the vaudeville field. Another
report was to the effect that merger
of the vaudeville interests of the coun-
try, involving at least $25, 000 900 capital
had been affected, and that the merger
was a victory for Klaw & Erlanger.
A M. Murdoch, president of the West
ern Vaudeville Managers association,
who has been in New York for several
days for the express purpose of bring
ing about an agreement, when seen at
the Holland House, denied that there
had been any final settlement.
1T is sure that there has been several
conferences relative to an agreement of
the vaudeville interests of the country"
said Mr. Murdoch, "but no settlement
has been made. There may be a settle
ment at any time, but the terms are Ear
from acceptable at present"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
1T AIDS PROBATE JUDGE,
Fees From Druggists Larger With the
Closing of Wichita Saloons.

Wichita, Nov. 8.-The records in the
office of the county clerk show that
Turing the first five months of the pres
ent year the receipts of the probate
judges office resulting from liquor
sales at drug stores amounted to only
SIG, While since the city authorities
have been compelling the drug stores
to sell more nearly according to law
these receipts have aggregated $3.50. SO.
In other words, the county received
in the first five months of the year
from this source only SIS more than
enough to Pay one months salary of
the probate judge, while during the
past five months it has received SPILLS
besioes paying the probate judge's sal
airy of $50 a month.
Under the prohibitory law a certain
percentage of liquor sales at drug
stores are paid to the probate judge
and by him turned over to the county.
This recent increase in receipts fror,
this source. while perhaps due partia'
ly to a better enforcement of the law
as regards druggists sales, IS largely
The result OF the closing of the saloon
in this city.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
DEATH In PAPER MONEY
A Cashier Contracts Disease From
Handling Bank Notes.

New York, Nov. S.-Myxedema, a
rare disease, which was brought on in
his case by continual contact with
paper money, has caused the death
here of Edward H. Hall, formerly
cashier of the firm of Arnold, Con-
stable & Co. Twenty years spent in
counting currency infected Mr.. Hall
with the germs that Turk in the ordi-
nary bank note and for ten years prior
to his death he had been a sufferer
from the strange malady that baff1ed
medical skill.
It was Mr.. Halls custom to moisten
his thur BIS in counting bills and years
of the practice affected his hands
that the skin became hard and crack
ed open in cold weather. A general
thickening of the tissues set in which
was followed by complications affect
ing the kidneys and circulatory sys-
tenn, later developing into Bright's dis
ease.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
Letters Opened
by Grindstone
Receives More Mail Than Any Other
Women in the State.

How would you like to receive so
much mail that 1T would be necessary
to use a grindstone in order to open the
letters as fast as they come in? This
IS the way woman In Indiana opens
her mail. Mrs. Cora B. Miller of Koko-
mo gets tons of mail and to save time
has them opened by a large grindstone
which occupies a conspicuous place in
her office. No other person in Indiana
receives so much mail as she.
To give an idea of how vast her cor
respondence is. you need only to be told
that she spends in one year $4,000 for
postage stamps. How many letters
will this send out? 1t is first-class post
age for 125. 600 letters. Mrs. Millers cor
respondence is not confined to one state
or one country, but women from all
parts of the world write her and it GER
tainly is a pleasure to receive SO many
letters so full of love and gratitude. The
reason Mrs. Miller receives so many
kind grateful and assuring letters is
because she gives treatment free Of cost
to suffering women. A few months ago
she sent by mail absolutely free of cost
$4,000 worth of medicine to women who
were afflicted with female diseases or
piles. She is still receiving thousands
of requests from ladies who have never
used the remedy and has decided to give
another lot of $20,0 900 worth away to
those in need of treatment.
Here is simple mild and effectua1
home remedy which has been used by
more than million women in the pri-
vacy of their own home, curing when
doctors and other medicines failed.
It is especially prepared for the
speedy and permanent cure of leucor-
rhoea or whitish discharges; liberation,
displaeements or falling of the womb.
profuse, scanty or painful periods;
uterine or overian tumors or growths;
also pains in the head, back and bow
els, bearing down feelings, nervousness;
creeping feeling UP the spine, melan-
choly, desire to cry; hot flashes, weari-
matter of how long standing.
Every woman who is a sufferer, un-|
able to find relief, should write Mrs.
Miller now without delay and she will
send by mail free of charge a so cent
box of her simple home remedy, also
her book, with explanatory illustrations
showing why women suffer and how
they can easily cure themselves at home
Don's suffer another day, but write
at once to Mrs. Cora B. Miller, Box
9109, Kokono, Ind.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08

Facts and Figures Regarding the
Lusitania's Record Breaking Trip.

New York, Nov. 3.-The marvellous
record established less than a month
ago by the giant turbine Cunarder
Lusitania, when she cut several hours
from the passage time across the At
lantic already has been broken. The
Lusitania still retains the title of
queen of the seas. as 1t was she her
self that established the new low mark
and incidentally she added several
new records to her credit. These in
cluded the best run-61S knots, made
November 6, an average of more than
600 knots for every full day and an
average hourly speed of 24.25 knots
for the full 2.7s1 miles.
On her last voyage the Lusitanfa
covered the distance in four days. 10
hours and So minutes. The voyage
completed in four days, Is hours and
40 minutes. thus Clipping one hour
and IL minutes from the previous low
mark. And this was done in the face
of conditions none too favorable.
From the start the weather was
the big steamer was on the home
stretch where the greatest burst of
speed might have been expected she
drove straight into the teeth of a
strong wind, high seas and occasional
sharp squalls. The days runs for the
voyage were: SOC. 616. SIS. $40 and
$40 knots.
In the Lusitania's big vaults was
stored nearly s12,0O0.00O in gold,
more than a quarter of the immense
total which has been engaged abroad
by American bankers since the pres
ent almost unprecedented movement
began. This gold will be transferred
from the steamer to the consignees
and then added to the country's avail
able circulation of currency.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
Stone Blocks weigh Fifty Tons.

Chicago, Nov. S.-Some strenuous
engineering feats are being performed
in the construction of the mausoleum
at Wheaton for E. H. Carey, chairman
of the United States Steel corporation.
One of the big granite blocks, forming
a portion of the roof of the crypt and
chapel, will be placed in position to-
day. These blocks are considered the
largest ever used for the purpose, each
weighing fifty tons. The mauso1eum
will cost 100000. The structure has
a ground area OF So by rs feet and will
be Is feet high.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
War Cloud Disappears.

Montevideo, Uruguay, Nov. S.
There will be no trouble between
Uruguay and Argentina over the seiz-
ure of a tug in Uruguayan waters by
Argentine officials. The Uruguayan
cabinet, at a meeting, decided to pro-
test against the act and to reafflrm
Uruguayan right of jurisdiction. but
not to demand satisfaction of Argen-
tena. This settlement of the dispute Is
unsatisfactory to the minister of for
eign affairs, Senior Acevedo, who de-
ed that Uruguay take a much firmer
attitude.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
CASUALTIES INCREASE.
The Interstate Commerce Commission
Makes Annual ReDort

Washington, Nov S.-The interstate
commerce commission bulletin on accI-
dents on railroads OF the United States
during the year ended last June. shows
total casualties 1926, or 5000 persons
killed and 1926 injured. This shows an
increase of 1882 casualties, or IT'S in
the killed and 9,777 in the injured as
compared with tine previous year.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08
The Intelligent
Thinker

makes plugs
tmea in
business, certainly
be
least-if
brain putting moneymakng
o a none maxi bran
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08

which will follow the crews along the
canal that is parallel to the lake.
Mr.. Carnegie has presented a mag
nificent cup, on which the winning
crew will have its class mineral en-
graved
It was Mr.. Carnegie who made
rowing possible at Princeton by pro-
viding funds for the purpose of con-
struction of an artificial lake. The
cost was about 100000.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-08

clared that the work of Governor Conner
and other southern magistrates has in
no way retarded railway success. On
the contrary the statement issued de-
clares that no injury has been done to
any corporation in any southern state
by the exercise of the power of regula-
ton. Increased business as conse-
quence of reduced rates required by
state authorities has resulted in every
case where fairly tried in increased
compensation to the corporations.