The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1907-08-16

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| She Don't son think the new debu
tante's voice Is perfectly heasenlya Id
Quite unearthiy The Bystander.
| He with slghl II have only ons
friend on enrth- my dog. She Why
don't you get another dog Chicago
Daily News.
Gilman Yes. she's married to real
estate agent and good. honest fellow.
too. Suhbnhs Good gracious, Big
amy. Philadelphia Press.
johnny. doesn't your conscience tell
you that you are doing wrongf' Eyes.
mother, but father said wasn't to be-
lieye everything ! heard. - Punch
Patience Did you ever hear the
Duette sisters sing in concerts Patriee
NO: one always seems to be little
ahead or tile other Yonkers States
man.
No. don't care for English opera"
swhy not2'' Because 1t bothers me to
listen 10 what the singers are saying
/ when want to talk s--Clevelan Plain
Dealer.
NeIl--she always said she wanted a
husband who was easily pleased Bess
did she get such onef Neli-- Why.
res; didn't be marry hers~Lippincott's
Magazine
4 should Think she said, 'sthat golf
Ing would make you awfully tired
'.No, | stand Il FIRST rate. Yon see. I
never keep my score al alI.Chlcago
Record Herald
Church, sec that Argentine has a
54-mlle horse railway. Ii Is the long
81 IN the world. Gotham--Ceel Think
d holding on to strap for Is miles -
fonkers Statesman.
a must get sou another chair for tho
kitchen. Katie: see you have only
one Sure. you needn't mind, ma'am.
| hare none but gIntleman callers. -
fonsars Statesman.
eI'm going 70 put fender on the
front Of ~ runabout." SO You won't
run over some ones"H Nope. SO It
won't hurt the radiator when do. -
Cleveland plain Dealer.
Wigwax That's a fine dog Of yours.
sapheside Saphedde Yes. indeed, he
il That dog knows as much as do.
WIgwag iii give you quarter for
him Philadelphia Record.
excuse me, sir. but this u the sixth
time that you have gone away without
paying" ooh. my dear young lady,
wien man sees yoA be forgets every
thing Fllegende Blaetter.
Lady Customer wish to tell Fou
how these shoes ar mine are to be
made. Shoemaker oh. | know that
well enough. large inside. and small
outside. Afegsendorfer RIaetter.
sohi Willie. what's this queer look
In thing with about million legsl'
THAT'S q millennium. Its somethIn'
ike a centennial. only 1t has more
lexs"' Natural History In Llfs.
NeIl-yes, lie said her husband mar
ried her for her beauty. What 90 ron
think Of thats Belle Well. think
her husband must feel like d wIdowes
now Catholic Standard and Times.
Bilnks The Erst principle Of an
arxhisin Ii TO divide With your fellow
man, liz it notf wInks 40. The FIRST
principle il to make your fellow man
divide with you. Chicago Daily News
Hotel Proprietor Has not the man
In No. IL received his bin yeti Head
walter Certainly, Fifteen minutes
ago. .-Strangel / hear him still sing
ing In his room. -" Meggendorfsr Blaet-
ter.
Tired Taftcrs--I saw de new moon
over me left shoulder las night !
wonder wot OATS d sign wv Weary
walkcr--It' a sign dat de mex placs
youse ask fer work youseIl git it,
/ Chicago Daily News.
SIR. Phoxy--D Did you send the Borema
I card for our ~at homer MrA
| Yes; how could get out Of I'll
Mr.. Phoxy iii tell Isorem that jerks
il coming. Borem owes him money
Terre Haute Tribune.
| @Ahl pretty lady" said the fortune
teller. -you wish to be told about youl
future husbandy' ~Not much replied
Mrs Galley. .I've come 20 learn whcrs
my present husband Is when he's ab
sent. Philadelphia Press
| Husband texplaining bis late home
coming Ny dear. l couldn't help Il
| i lust missed the last car and had u
wait forty minutes. Wife Nov don1
blame it on the street car company
| They've troubles enough without you
Detroit Free Press.
| Hawkins oh. well. Bjenks isn't suci
| ! bad fellow. after all. Dawkins--
| what makes you say thafl HawEins--
| wen. hs wouldn't lend me the SO thu
| / ASKED him for. but be dIdn't take "a
| vantage Of the opportunity % give -
| rood advice. somerviIie Journal
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