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La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27

pio contra is dcpositarios de
fondos insulares, segnn ell Regla-
mento de Contabilidad Municipal.
Sc declararan nulas las proposicio-
mes que falten a cualquiera de estos
requisites, 8 q los consignados en-
el pliego de condiciones, y aquellas
cuyo importe exceda de la cantidad
presupuesta.
.Secc6n Cuayta. Para Ia ad-
mission de proposiciones Sc abrira
un periodic de tempo comprendi-
do desde el 1o de Mario hasta ID
Mayo de 1907, de 9 q II a. III. y de
2 a 4 p. m., en- la Secretaria Mu-
nicipal de esta ciudad. Dicha ad-
mission quedara de6nitivamente ce-
rrada q la una y media de la tar
de del citado dia IA de Mayo y
la aperture de los pliegos, conte-
mendo dichas proposiciones, Sc ve-
rificara las dos de la tarde del re-
petido dia IA de Mayo, ante la Jun
ia Adjudicadora, compuesta del
Alcaldc de la ciudad, del Presiden-
te del Concejo Municipal y del Sc
cretario del Municipio.
Secn6n Quinta. En- case de
procederse q una licitacion verbal
por empate, la minima puja sera de
GIN ENTA DOLLARS,
$50. oo),
Sfcc16n Se1ta. La Administra-
ci6n Sc reserva el derecho de recha.
Ear cualquiera de las proposiciones
8 todas elias.
Secct6n SEbtima. .-Esta Orde-
nanza empezara a regir tan prontc
sea aprobada por el Alcalde y co
pias de ella Sc fjaran en- cinco pun
tos visibles de la ciudad, insertan
dose tn I'm peri6dico de genera
circulaci6n.D
Yo, Juan c. Villarin.' Delgado, Sc
cretario del Concejo Municipa
de Caguas, P. r.,
Certifco: Que la Ordenanza
de la cual es una copia feel y exac-
ia la precedente, fue adoptada po
unanimidad de seis Concejales, d.
los siete de que Sc compone est
Cuerpo, en- session ordlnaria cele
brada en- la noche de aver, IS d
Marco de 1907, y que habiendo 81
do Certificada al Alcalde la ha de
vuelto Ell esta fecha con su aproba
c'on y firnia. En- fe de clio y par
far cnnrplimiento a 10 dispue>t Is
expido la prestnte que firmo, {
Caguas a r6 de Mario de 1907.
J..C. VILLAR1NY,
Secretario Municipal.
~Ve BIG. GIMENEz, Alcalde.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27
MufllcIPIo De CAGUAs.
AnunCio de: Subasta

aPOR CUANTO: Este NUM-
cipio habra de llevar A efecto las
obras necesarias para installation de
TN Acueducto y abastecimiento de
aguas para la ciudad, > con el fin
de llevar & cabo dichas obras es me-
cesario anunciar Ia subasta p1blica
de las mismas, con Ia debida anti
c;paci6n y para conocimiento de los
que quieran hacer proposiciones.
POR TANTO: Ordknese por
el Concejo Municipal de Caguas:
Secci6n Primeya. Ell dia Gator
&c de Mayo de 1907, q las dos dc la
tarde, Sc adjudicaran Ell p1blica
subasta las obras de ABASTECI-
MIENTO DE AGUAS PARA
LA C1UDAD DE CAGUAS, cuyo
presupuesto asciende d la suma de
CINCUENTA Y SIETE MIL
C1ENTO OcHENTA Y CINCO
DOLLAS, SETENTA YUM
CENTAVOS, ($s7.lSs.7l.)
Seee76n .Segunda.-La subasta
Sc celebrara con arreglo q 10 dis
puesto en- la Seccion o6 de Ia Ley
Municipal, y tendra lugar en- el ST.
Ion de actos del Ayuntamiento, an
te la Junta de Subasta pre>idida
por el Alcalde de Ia ciudad, hallan-
dose de manifesto, para conoci-
miento del p6blico. en- la Ofcina
del Secretario Municipal, los docu-
mentos que habran de regir en- la
contrata. Tambien podran verse
los pianos en- la Oficina del 1nge-
Micro, don Jnan Bautista Rodri-
guez en- San Juan, P. R., calle de
sSan Justos ndmero 4.
.Seeci6n 7eyrera: Las PROPOSE
clones deberan ajustarSe extricta-
mente al modelo que aparece undo
al pliego de condolences y deberan
ir acompahadas de copia, de este
anuncio de subasta, del presupues.
to y del pliego de condiciones, cuyos
documentos Sc consideraran conc
parte de la proposition. Sc presen
= tarau en- pliegos cerrados, admi-
tiEndose dnicamente haSta la hora
indicada en- la Secci6n siguiente
Los referidos pliegos deberan con
tener el retibo que acredite habel
consiguado el licitador, en- la Teso-
reria Municipal, como danza provi
sional, Ia cantidad de MIL CIEN
TO cINCUENTA DOLLARS
($I.I5o, COZ 8 bien TN check girad'
por el Tesorero de Puerto Rico
pOr el TesOrero de otro Munich
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27
Rectificaci6n justa

dio de I'm escriio sin frma que rlse
entreg6 personalmente, fijando sIs
ito para la remission de la sur1a pre-
ten Ida de quinientos dollars. -
vez de trescientos que dice el parte
Official.
He rogado por carta de hoy al
sefior director del sBoletin,s , rectifi-
que y haga una aclaraci6n amplia
con respeeto al asunto, puesto que
su iuiormador me ha puesto en- el
concepto mas denigrante y vii.
Ocupo por suerte una posicion
bien desahogada entire el comercio
de esta plaza, mi reputation es har-
to conocida por las casas mercanti-
les de San Juan, pero aun asf, pue-
de que Sc cora la tai noticla hasta
el extranjero en- donde cuento tam
bien con relacionados y familiares,
y, para desvirtuarla, deseo que Sc
publique tarnbien esta carta en- el
peri6dico de su digna direction.
De usted atentamente,,
LAUREANO SANCHEZ.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27

ola RepnblicaD siente con pc
sar, que es muy justo, la separation
de su jefe principal, don Juan Arri-
llaga Rogue. Y 10 siente porque
ST. presencia solo, era un estimulo
estimable, ademas de su propio es-
fuerzo por hacer de esta hoja el
genuine vocero de los generosos
inte1eses del pals.
FL jefe y el amigo Sc va, tras
otros climas. Lleva la satisfaction
de que sus esfuerzos no Sc perdieron
y de que Sc respondio a la bondad
de sus empeiios, y lleva dolor ell su
alma porque Ell la terra que el am6
bastante y con sincere sentimiento
deja TN pedazo del coraz6n, lie su
existencia misma.
Sus empleados lie despedimos
convencidos de que le recordaremos
>iempre con igual cariiio; que su
ejemplo de laboriosidad tenaz y de.
>intereSada sera aticate de nut strs
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27
Buen viiaje
LAUREANo SANCHEZ.

voluntad y que acogeremos las atlas
ideas que hacen favor positive al
progreso de nuestro pals, con el ge-
neroso entusiasmo con que siempre
les di6 81 albergue, aliento y reali-
dad.
Salud en- su viaje pl caballero
hidalgo, al amigo 6rme y al valero-
so ccmpahero de trabajo.
Salud en- su viaje 4 su distin-
guida esposa y 4 su hijo, compafe.
ros en- sus afanes y en- sus dolores.
Nena Alcazar, R6mulo Tovar,
Victor Polinaris, Gerardo Vega c.,
Julio Acosta, Eniliauo E. Vargas,
Joaquin Reyes B., Jesus Romero, Jo-
Sc Marin, Jes1s Segura, Ernesto
Quesada, Jose J. Poveda, Rafael Ca
chy, Manuel Piauiagua, Francisco
Salguero. Raul Navarro, Juan Fe.
lix Mora, Manuel A. Poveda.
(De La RepG6lita. de San Jose
de Costa Rica). >.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27

dez y SaIdaha y Licenciado Gallar-
do, actuapdo como secretario el se-
hor Paniagua.
Han sido enviados nueva.
mente, al carlo de Mameyes, los
dos guardias que prestaban alli ser.
vicio. i
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27

rreligionarios doctor don Jose Ba
rreras, de Juncos; Lcdo. don Felix
Santoni, de Arecibo; doctor don
Jose Diaz, de Fajardo y don Felix
Limo Rivera, de Guayama. Les
saludam os coAdialmente.
"a Sc VENDEN 6 arriendan en-
Caguas 24o cuerdas de terreno propias
para cualquier uso agrfcola. Las ha
de atravesar la linea del ferocarril de
San Juan a Caguas. Sc vende el ga
nado que pasta en- elias. Colinda por
todo un frente con el Rio >Grande. In
Jormara, ENRIQUE FERNANDEZ.
Sc encuentra Ell esta ciudad
el seiior don Jose Cancela, eajero
de la sucursal del Banco de Puerto
Rico en- Mayagiiez.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27
Gl|[B|A COLORADO

Il VLSO.-En atenc96n d la so.
lemnidad del dta, y stgniendo la COS,
Mm6re esta6ledda boy la casa todos
los aHos, beymaneceya cerradO Ell es
ta6leamientO deSde Ell juc1es aSantoO
d las doce del dfa, Aasta Ell sd6ado dt
gloria d las ocho de la ma1ana. .-3-3s.
En- el vapor eCoamoO embar-
CO aver para los Estados Unidos IL
apreciable seiiora do1a Cacolina Lu'
zunaris de Jndice.
B%E En- la calle De San Jose, nG
nero ?, Sc adriten huespedes con pu
pilaje complete y ST alquilan habita
clones. D.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-03-27

Sc haIla tnrermo de algun
'uidado el Lcdo. don Manuel Ro.
lriguez, socio de la casa industrial
de esta plaza A. Rivero y c..
Aver mafiana celebr6 session
la Junta Superior de Sanidad, con
asistencia de los doctores Herman.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
An Extraordinary First Night.

The first performance of The
Clansman' in New York City was an
extraordinary occasion An outbreak
against the play had been looked for
on the part of the negro sympathizers
No such tnrhnlepce Developed for the
simple reason that the play carried
every spectator off his feet, bringing
innumerable curtain calls and com
polling the playwright to address the
almost frenzied audience Nj Dixon
said that there was no North and no
South. and thar his play furthered the
feelings of brotherhood between the
white men Of every cline After eX-
tensige engagement in the principal
northern cities The Clansman' re-
turns TO the south where it was a
prime favo,iie last season and will
be played al the opera house Monday.
January 21st.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17

There is no use attempting 10 ac
count for the certain fascination that
military uniforms have for the femi
nine heart but there's no use deny.
ing either. for halo is promptly cast
about any stalwar youth and they
are nearly always stalwart who
agrees TO don the uniform OF his
coun rvs fighting men ANA even II hi.
fights are but mimic ones. the same
halo radiates and enshrines the uni
form in the heart Of nearly every
American maiden who boasts a spark
OF patriotism and where Is there one
who does not? Osborn Clemson. who
as Lieut.. Parks in The Royal Cher
which appear az the opera house on
Tuesday. January % has made dis
tinct hi' IN the role. is a magnificent
specimen Of manhood ard wears
uniform Ike he veritahie West
Pointer. Mr.. Clemson is conceded TO
possess one Of the best tenor voices
in opera. Is magnetic and an actor OF
marked ability. The visit Of thi. gay
glittering melange Of mirth and mel
ody 10 Cairo has awakened unusual
interest aad will doubtless score.
heavily with our playgJres during its.
engagement mere.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
THE WEATHER

II was evident yesterday that lhe
warm wave from the south had Deeh
100 much for the cold wave from the
north. and the day was warm ana
rainy. The maximum temperature
was so and the minimum 30, the tof
mer prevailing al Z p. m ana una
was also the stree. record at IL
o'clock last night.
The government bulletin yesterday
stated general conditions as follows
Unsettled weather Is the rule THIS
morning in nearly all sections lying
east of the Rocky mountains with
snow falling in northern sections,
and rain in the Ohio and middle Mis-
sissippi valleys The weather mas
moderated decidedly in the west and
northwest, although temperatures
ranging below zero continue in west
ern Minnesota. North Dakota, with a
minimum last night a Hayre or ~
degrees below zero A disturbance Is
central this morning in the south
west. !,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
THE CIVIL SERVICE.
Examination Ordered in Cairo For
CIerk.carrier in the Y. s. Mail
Service February End.

The United States Civil Service
Commits ION announces thar on the
date and at the place namcd above an
examination win be held for the posi-
lions OF clerk aud carrier In the post
office service
This examination offers an oppor
unity 10 bright. energetic Young per.
sons to enter an Interesting field of
government employment whore the
salaries compare most fayorably with
those paid in private employment
The salary of letter in all cities
which contain population OF 5000
or more is arranged in three classes.
First class. $1,000 per annum second
class, $500 per annum; third class
$500 per annum. In cities containing
les than $4,000 population there are
two classes; Second class. $3.50 per
annum, and third c:ass, $500 per an
mum Appointments of letter carriers
are made 10 the class having The
minimum rate Of pay, and promotions
from the lower grades are made to
the next higher grade at he eXpira
ton of one years service on certifi.
cate OF the postmaster TO the eff
cheney and faithfuiness of the EN-.
ploye during the preceding year.
For application blank, instructions
to applicants and further information
application should be made to local
secretary at the Cairo ILL.,, postoffice,
or the undersigned.
No duplication win be accepted I'M
less properly executed and filed with
the undersigned prior TO the hour OF
1lo ing business on January 30, 1907.
MILTON NJ DEARING.
Sec. Ninth Civil Service Dist.
St Louis Mo.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
WANTS TO Join
TWO | LEAGUE
JACKSONVILLE WILL NOT BE IN
KITTY LEAGUE - MEETING
CALLED FOR BUSl.
NESS.

Cairo fans Will he Interested IN the
Following l.nm the Jacksonville Cour.
Ter:
Sunday was the last day on which
meeting could legally be called for
the Kitty Baseball league. President
! Gosnel neglected to call the meeting,
hence the Kitty league is now thing
of The past, Al least this is the con,
census Of opinion of baseball fans in
this city who are posted on the situa.
zion. This morning L. A. Brennan,
president of the local association, re.
ceived a letter from Mr.. Gosnell stat.
ing that a meeting was called of the
Kitty league to meet in Centralia Jan
o. 1t is hardly probable that any
thing will be done toward attending
this meeting.
A meeting of those interested in
baseball, and that is practically the
whole city, will he held in the parlc.s
of the Pacific hotel Thursday evening,
II Is the desire to get the baseball
movement started at once in order
that a representative can be sent 10
the Two Eye leage meeting in OF,
tumwa. Ia. next Tuesday. Jan %. It
will be necessary for Jacksonville 70
send representative to the meeting
prepared to PUT up Jacksonville's guar
antee There should be no trouble n
raising this and the representative
should be prepared TO present a good
report of the interest taken here IN
the proposed league.
Il is desired that everybody inter
ested in baseball be at the meeting
Thursday evening The success OF
the team last year in the face OF great
caused The conversion of
many people who did not have much |
faith in the proposition They have
seen that baseball team is one of |
the cheapest and best advertisements |
a city can have aud the meeting |
should. and no doubt viii, be well al
tended, Don't forget the date-Thurs-
day.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17

dens, and I've killed him with my
motor car His skull is completely
smashed.
He was indeed a magnificent beast.
As he lay there dead on the road In
the moonlight | could not help ad.
miring him though he had almost
been the death Of me.
yes, I've killed him with my motor
car" repeated Branson. But he
added turning to the keepers, If it
hadn't been for your carelessness, he
would have been alive in his cage
now. How the deuce did he get
loose?"
One Of the keepers started to ex
plain in a lame fashion.
Yes, yes" broke in Branson cut
ting him short You shall give me
the rest Of the details later Now see
about taking the animal away And
remember that this is purely a de.
partmeatal matter. No chattering 70
newspaper people or anything Of that
sort. And be careful over the skin
it must 80 to this gentleman Whc
nearly lost his life through your care
lessness."
Leaving them to their task, we got
into he motor car and drove Off
Well there's one thing" remarked
Branson presently. We've lost q
frst-class lion. out we've found a good
uanaa fur the cq-"
what Is it?' asked.
The Unicorn" he replied. with q
smile. The famous fight between the
lion and the unicorn for the crown
was. / believe, won by the lion. But
on this occasion the other animal has
come ont on top. Yes, the name OF
the car is the Unicorn"
And a little later when Branson
opened a bottle of rare old wine in
of my escape. we formal.
ly toasted it under that name
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17

this way 10 scare or batlle my pnrsltr.
Just as | swerVed to do this, there
came another roar from behind APP
parenly the lion had guessed my
plan, and this time ! felt that his
spring WAS right on my track found,
too. that ! had misjudgcd the pace Of
the car, which was now tearing down
on us at racing speed ! swerved
further and headed direct for the OPP
posite side OF the road to avoid being
run down. The thing occupied not
three seconds, The roar and the
spring Of the lion, the "toot-toot" Of
the motor a dozen yards away. and
my swerving to escape. were almost
simultaneous.
| felt the wind OF the rushing car
as II grazed my hind wheel There
was a shout, crushing thud, and
jolt on the part OF the car, while /,
unable to stop my career, dashed full
tilt into the thick hedge at the road
side.
The yielding foliage OF the micro
carpa, OF which the hedge was COM
posed saved me from broken bones;
but it was some time before ! could
pull myself together. When at last
did so and crawled out, | saw Branson
and two Of the geological garden keep
ers, both GREATNESS as II they had
been running, gathered round an OBJ
iect in the middle Of the road Ii was
the lion, dead.
How did it happen?" | asked feel
Ing very much saved.
Why" said Branson, "all | know
is that at the moment you cut across
my track, saw the brute, with his
eyes cleaning in the light, descend.
ing from his spring. He touched
ground within few inches Of yonr
wheel and at that very moment we
caught him fair on the head, 1t near
ly upset us. Heavens! old man, it
was narrow escape all round
1T was the narrowest escape
ever had, exclaimed; and narrated
the pursuit briefly
The pity Of it is he said defect
eddy, its the finest lion in the gar
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
LICENSED TO
PREACH GOSPEL
MEETING OF LUTHERAN MINIS.
TIERS or SOUTHERN ILLINOIS
SYNOD HELD TO EXAM.
me CANDIDATE.

Rev. c. II Armstrong returned lasf
night from Anna. where he was called
to a meeting of the mnisterlum. the
clerical members of the Southern Hi.
nos Evangelical Lutheran synod.
Rev. Armstrong is secretary of the
organization
The purpose OF the meeting was %
examine J. A. l.. Sader of Jonesboro,
a candidate for a license to preach.
Mi Sadler passed the examination sat.
isfactcsily and was duly licensed. All
the members of The ministerium were
present except two. one of whom
resides in Missouri, the other in Ten.
nessee.
Rev. G, W Amick preached the or
d,ra'ion rmon.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
Trsse Union Old Ace Pensions.

II may he doubted whether the pub
lie generally are fully aware of what
is already being done for the aged by
working man through their trade
unions and other great seli-help or
CARNATIONS. Forty Of the principal
trade unions paid in 1904 no less a
sum than G267sg6 in superannua.ioD
benefit The Amaleamated Society
Engineers Itself is paying more than
100000 a year TO It's aged members
All this is in addition TO large ex
rcnditure on the unemployed. which
again is no doubt greatly sweiled BY
those wh0 are made voorhees, through
old age. The Northumberland and
Durham Miners Permanent Relief
fund has FOR many years made pro
vision for its aged members. in 1875
there were 1881 Oh the fund. the 20
tai amount Paid in approximation f0i
re year being ct509I.-Niuoteenih
Century.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
SUFFERS STROKE
OF APOPLEXY
ERNEST WORKMAN, CITY COMP.
TRoLLER FOUND IN UNcoN
sClOuS CONDITION ON
UPPER WASHINGTON
AVENUE.

Tho friends of Ernest Nordman,
city comptroller. viii regret to learn
that he was stricken with apopleXy
yesterday afternoon. He was found in
an unconscious condition on upper
Washington avenue near the resi-
dence o. DR. j Rendleman.
He was removed TO the Rerllema0
home and was given attention at once
by DR. Rendl5 man Later he was
taken TO his home.
Mr.. Nordman Is a young man, rs
years of age, and his chances for re
covery are the better for that fact
He rallied and was improving last
night
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17

Brutns, armed with a frozen weiuer
wurst springs with upliited hand to.
ward Gen. Caesar.
With one sitting gasp the ianitor
walls:
EFT tn, Brute," and falls back into
the garbage can. DEAD!
Pro. iusticio," murmur the crowC.
MIX yomica. ripe tomato yabananio.
Rushthecaneoi S death!'
Then they elect Marcus Junius BrE-
tus janitor. and dispense forthwith.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
AID M|RAL S|GSBE
WHO COMMANDED 6ATTLEsHlP
MAINE, PLACED ON RETIRED
LIST OF The NAVY.

Washington ID c., Jan lG.-Rear
Admiral Sigsbee. who commanded the
was blown mp in the harb0r OF Havana
in February 1S9S was today trans
ferred 10 the retired list of the navy
on account Of age. His advancement
OF three numbers for extraordinary
heroism during the war with Spain
made him an extra number in the list
of rear admirals and his reiinement
therefore does not make any vacancy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
ON THE RIVERS

The river marked 400 feet on the
Cairo gauge last evening, showing q
fall of 01 in "a hours. One year ago
it was PA feet.
The Dick Fowler was the only boat
in port yesterday, besides the several
harbor boats and gasoline yachts the
later lowering about the water
walker" Oldrieye
The Geo gia Lee left Memphis last
evening for Cairo ana Cincinnati
The Stacker Lee leaves St Louis
today for Cairo and Memphis.
The Ferd Herold will not leave
Memphis for Cairo till Saturday.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17
CRACK Of PISTOL
viii Be Heard at Cairo Opera House
Tonight in Jesse James,
Coming Attractions.

Jesse james. will tread the
boards of the Cairo opera house 90.
night and the crack OF the pistol with
the command of hands up" will vi
bIate from wall TO wall. Jewell Kelley
ana his company Of players will pre-
sent the drama, and promise big
production Of the play.
A large audience witnessed Sun
set Nine" last evening The Fatal
Wedding" will be put on Friday
night, Little Lord Fauntleroy" at
the Saturday matinee and Saturday
night Tracy, the Outlaw" SIS in
gold will be given away Saturday
night.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17

The quick lunch is a friend Of tn
undertaken. The meal ticket is a part
ner of Cupid. TIE boarding house.
nerves one 10 acquire a mother-ir
law-and right there Is where you
take big chances. Sometimes She
cooks like mother did. and sometimes
she is worse than a meal ticket end
a quick lunch combined Usually she
is a big hearted. loving charactc- who
adopts YOU without reserve because
Hannah did As a matter OF fact
are unjastly maligned
Frequently they do much 10 make
home happy and pancakes light I
can borrow money Of my mother N
law any day in the week-and some
times ! DO.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-01-17

The professional humorist was hay
ing his shoes shined And Is your
father a bootbiacz. too2r he asked the
boy No. sir. replied the boy. my
father Is farmer" All" said the
professional humorist reaching for
MS notebook, he believes in making
nay while the son shines Topeka
State Jogrna