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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
DISTRICT STEWARDS
To MEET MONDAY
Affairs of Methodist Church to
Be Considered.
SEVERAL GOOD ADDRESSES.

Monday morning at ten o'clock at
Grace M. f. church a meeting of the
pastors of the Richmond district and
the district stewards will be held for
the purpose of determining the presid-
ing elders salary and the apportion-
ment of benevolences to the various
charges. Among those in attendance
will be the Rev. w. d. Parr of India
napolis. who will speak on THE In
dianapo Methodist Hospital" Rev.
NJ A. Harlan, of Warren, who will
speak on the old peoples home which
IS in course of construction at Warren
ard with which the Rev. VIM. Nelson
IS connected, being on a committee of
erection and the Rev r. J. Johnson. of
Muncie. who will speak on The CUES
ton of Supporting Retired Methodist
Ministers"
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PERSONAL MENTION.

Miss Elsie McGill is spending Sun
day with friends in Anderson.
Henry W Marshall left Saturday af-
ternoon for Chicago on business.
Karl Kepler of Dayton is spending
Sunday with his parents and friends
in this city.
Miss Helen Jones of Indianapolis,
has returned home after a visit with
Mr.. and Mrs Edward Ayres, of North
Nineteenth street.
Mrs w H. Furnan of New Rich
mond, is visiting relatives in this city.
Mrs. F. L. Griggs, of Cincinnati, is
the guest of her mother, Mrs. l.. M.
Mcknight, of West Richmond.
Miss Louise Emerson, of Indianap-
oils, has returned home after visit
with relatives in this city.
Miss Rena Rice has returned to her
home in Indianapolis, after a short
visit in this city.
Warren Wilson and Anthony Shulz
of Lafayette, were in the city Satur-
day on business.
Mrs. Nancy Evans and son, o. d.
Evans, have gone to Washington, d.
c., where they will make their home.
Mr. and Mrs. Levi Jones of Muncie,
are visiting here.
Erville Lockwood was a business
visitor at Muncie this week.
Mr. and Mrs. J. w. Corwin are
spending Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs.
r. p. Lindsay of Beechwood Farm,
near Milton.
Harry Ross has gone to Ann Arbor
to spend Sunday with his brother,
Frank, who is attending the Univer-
sity of Michigan.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. w. Hempleman will
leave in few weeks to make an ex-
tended visit to relatives and friends
in the East
Miss Florence Wehrley, of Indian
apolis, is spending Sunday with her
parents, Mr.. and Mrs j. W. Wehrley,
229 North Tenth street
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caiIuluate. put We're sarlsned wnen II
was explained TO them that he had
once been much larger, but was worn
away by the anxieties and struggles
of the reform bill of 1882. Lord John
had no memory for faces and was
painfully apt to ignore his political fol
lowers when he met them beyond the
walls of parliament. Once, staying in
a Scotch country house, he found him
self thrown with young Lord D., now
Earl of s. He liked the young mans
conversation and was pleased to find
that he was Wing. When the party
broke up, Lord John conquered his
shyness sufficiently to say to his new
friend, well, Lord D., / am very glad
to have made your acquaintance, and
now you must come into the house of
commons and support me there" Il
have been doing that for the last ten
years. Lord John" was the reply of
the gratified follower-'Collection
and Recollections.''
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the enjoyment of the occasion. The
guests were Messrs. and Mesdames
Charles Runge, Edward Mashmeyer
George Horning, William Klute, Ed
ward A. Feldman. George Sudhoff,
William Widup. Clyde Gardner, Lon
James. Edward w Feldman, and Will
liam KnolIenberg.
Guests at luncheon at the Country
club today viii be Mr.. and Mrs. Mil
ton B. Craighead and guest, Miss Don
ma Tebbs, of Cincinnati. Mr. and Mrs
Clarence Gennett will also entertain a
party Of four.
A successful market was held Sat
urday by the Juniors of the First Bap-
fist church in the Peter Johnson
stove store, the proceeds being for the
church repair fund. Many home made
articles were for sale and the market
was well patronized
:. = ,.
All members of the Country club are
cordially invited to be present at the
weekly card party at the Country
will be played and Miss Alice Harvey
and Miss Jesse Landwer will be the
hostesses.
Z. Z.
Mr. and Mrs J. A. Coryen gave
delightful surprise party Saturday eV-
ening in honor of their daughter,
Flora's seventeenth birthday anniver-
sary social time with a luncheon
served in courses were provided for
the entertainment of the guests, who
were Misses Cecil Taylor Maud Mar
tin, Julia Cook, Ruby Cook, of Center
vile and Ruth Taylor, Messrs. Charles
King, William Conkle, Bent Coryell of
indianapolis, Waldo Coryell, Of West |
port, Ind, Leslie Carmen, Carl Schu- |
man Ira Gross, Osa Coryell, Orlando
Coryell and Charles Towle.
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HOW DID YOU DIE?
way
with resolufe heart and cheerful
Or hide your face from the light of day,
with a craven soul and fearful
oh, a troubles a ton or a troubles an
ounce.
Or a trouble 3 what you make it,
And it isn't the fact that you're hurt that
counts.
But only how did you take it,
You are beaten to earth? Well. well.
what's that2
Come up with q smiling face.
It's nothing against you to fall down fiat,
But to lie there-that's disgrace.
The harder you're thrown, why the higher
you bounce:
Be proud of your blackened eye,
It isn't the fact that you're licked that
counts;
It's how did you highland why!
And. though you be done to the death,
what then?
If YOU battled the best you could,
II you played your part in the world of
men,
why, the Critic will call it good
Death comes with a crawl or comes with
a pounce.
And. whether he's slow or spry,
1t isn't the fact that you're dead that
counts.
But only how did you die!
Edmund Vance Cooke.
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A well known doctor of divinity who
may be nameless here was once tour
ing sparsely settled part of the coun-
try and one night put up at a comfort
able looking farmhouse. where he soon
got upon cordial terms with the fam
lily. Next morning, coming down II
breakfast, he found the men folks al
departed TO work and the farmers
wife waiting 10 prepare his breakfast
How do you like your eggsT sha
inquired solicitously.
Medium well DONE" was the an
swer
Whereupon the good hostess retired
to the kitchen. whence in few mo-
ments came the sound OF her voice
singing Nearer. My God. TO Thee"
The doctor, being n good singer him.
self, joined heartily in this morning
hymn.
After singing three verses the lady
suddenly stopped and forthwith APP
peared with the eggs
What was the matter with tho
fourth verse;" asked the minister,
with smile.
'Oh, you said You liked your eggs
medium, so i sang three verses. It
takes four verses to boil 'em hard"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
INDIANA MUTUAL WILL
co INTO L|QU|DAT TON
Due to Suits and Attitude of
Auditor.
PETITION FOR A RECEIVER.

Indianapolis, May 1S-The direct
ors of the Indiana Mutual Life Insur-
ance Company of this city have de cid
ed that it is best for their company
to go into voluntary liquidation, ow-
ing to the suits that have piled up
against it and the attitude of the in
surance department of the State Aud
itor's office. Attorney-General Bing
ham is preparing a petition asking
that a receiver be appointed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
Worrying About Pa.

worrying ABOUT Fa-
A preacher had ordered a load of hay
from one of his parishioners. About
noon, the parishioner's little son came
to the house crying Justify. On being
asked what the matter was, he said
that the load of hay had tipped over in
the street. The preacher, kindly
man, assured the little fellow that II
was nothing serious, and asked him IL
to dinner
"Pa wouldn't like it, said the boy.
But the preacher assured him that he
would fix it all right with his father
and urged him to take dinner before
going for the hay. After dinner the
boy was asked il he were not glad that
he had stayed.
''Pa won't like it," he persisted.
The preacher, unable to understand.
asked the boy what made him think
his father would object
why, you see, pas under the hay"
explained the boy.-Everybody's
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
Death Has No SuperIative.

Death Has No SuperIative.
A lawyer had among his clients
German farmer, hard working, plain,
blunt man. Hearing he had lost his
wife, the lawyer sought him out to ex-
press his sympathy. To his amazement
the German replied, But 1 am mar
ried again"
is it possible, and only three weeks
since you buried your wife?'
dot is SO, mine friend, but she Is as
dead as she ever will be-"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
So Son; So Father?

A small boy who had been very
naughty was first reprimanded. then
told that he must take whipping. He
flew upstairs and hid In The far corner
under bed. Just then the father
came home. The mother told him what
had occurred tie went upstairs and
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Contented.

Contented.
An old. old man was on his death
bed. He had been very wicked man.
and now he faced the great accounting.
a priest stood by his bedside to receive
his last confession. II do not remem-
ber," the old man said feebly, that /
ever declined an opportunity to enjoy
myself And SO I die"-he gasped for
breath; after minute or two he was
able to resume-"and so l die con-
tented"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
COUPLE MARRIED
AT CONVICTION, KY.

T. o. Schneider, a we'll known Pan
handle switchman, of this city. and
Miss Edith Johnson. eloped to Cincin-
natl. Saturday and We're married in
CoVington, Ky. A telegram was re-
ceiyed in this city announcing the
wedding and upon investigation it was
found that Miss Johnson's parents OBJ
jected TO the attentions of Schneider.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
Consolation.


Rev. B. of New York is very
popular preacher, and every day many
persons visit him at his home in search
of religious consolation or of advice.
The very small daughter of the house
is quite observing and much to the
surprise of her parents seems to take a
great interest in her fathers callers.
One day when her father was away a
noted bishop called to see him on bust
ness connected with the church. The
little girl answered his ring at the
doorbell.
as your father in, my little maid p
the great man asked kindly.
Two round blue eyes gazed at him
solemnly for a few seconds; then she
took hold of his hand and in a voice
filled with compassion said: "No, ia
Their is not In now, but come in, poor
dying sinner; mother will pray for
you."-Lippincott's.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
Solid Food.

Solid Food.
An old South Carolina darby was
sent to the hospital of st. Xavier in
Charleston
One of the gentle. black robed sisters
put thermometer in his mouth to
take his temperature Presently, when
the doctor made his rounds. he said:
"Well, Nathan, how do you feeI?'
81 feels right toPble. boss
"Iave you had any nourishmentY'
"Yassir"
what did you have??"
"A lady done gimme a piece uf glass
ter suck, oss."-Lippincotts
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19

proceeded 10 crawl under the pea to-
ward the youngster. who whispered
excitedly: Hello. pop! Is she after
you toof'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
A JURY BY WEDNESDAY
Court Adjourned Early at
Boise on Saturday.

Boise, May 1S-Court adjourned
early this afternoon until next week
when It is believed a new jury will be
selected by Wednesday IN the opinion
OF the attorneys of both sides.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19

As One Boy 70 Another.
What did you do, James. when Ed
ward called you a liar?" asked the
teacher
Il remembered what you said. that
"a soft answer turneth away wrath -
replied James.
Good boy. What soft answer did
you make" queried the interested
teacher.
''Why, / hit him with a rotten toma-
to-" said James.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19

who is he. Aunt Jennie?" asked the
little girl.
Mrs. Littledeld told her that he was
Mr.. Melrose. the village undertaken
"Oh, yes" replied the child quickly
II remember him. He undertook my
her."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
Pot and Kettle.

Pot and Kettle.
One day a learned professor was ac-
costed by very dirty little bootblack
with shine your shoes, sir?'
The professor was impressed by the
filthiness of the boys face.
Il don't want a shine, my lad said
he, but if you'll so and wash your
face I'll give you sixpence'
"A RIGHT, SIR was the lads reply as
he went over to a neighboring foun-
tain and made his ablutions. Return
ing, he held out his hand for the
money.
We'll, my lad said the professor,
you have earned your sixpence. Here
it is"
Il dinna want 1t. auld chap" return
ed the boy, with a lordly air. "Ye
keep it and get yer hair cut"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
Lord John Russell.

Lord John Russell.
Lord John Russell was very small
man. Sidney Smith says that when
Lord John first contested Devonshire
the burly electors were disappointed
by the physical insigniheance of their
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
The
Scrap Book
Pats Retort.

Pats Retort.
A bishop was travelling in mining
country and encountered an old Irish
man turning a windlasS which hauled
ND ore out of a shaft. 1t was his work
to do this all day long. His hat was
of, and the sun was pouring down on
his unprotected head
Don't you know the sun will injure
your brain if you expose it in that
manner" said the bishop.
The Irishman wiped the sweat off
his forehead and looked at the clergy
man do you think I'd be doing this
all day if | had any brainsT' he said,
and then gave the handle another turn.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
THEY FILE A DENIAL
A Sweeping Statement in the
Eddy Case.

Concord, May 1S-Edwin c. Eat
man, Samuel j. Elder and William
Morse, attorneys for the ten defend
ants in the equity suit brought against
Mrs. Eddy's followers, today filed ono
sweeping denial to the allegations.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19
Your Fat Friend.

Your Fat Friend.
Beau Brummel and the Prince of
Wales We're estranged. The prince in
the park one day spoke to gentleman
who was with Brummel, but deliber.
ately cut the latter. Brummel, turning
to his acquaintance, said. pray, who
is your fat friend?'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19

Knew What He Was.
A little girl was out walking with
her aunt one day. The aunt bowed to
q man they were PASSING
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19

The meeting of the koritsl Whist
club which was to have been held Sat
urday afternoon. was postponed on ac-
count of the field meet at Earlham col
lege. 1t will be held next Saturday at
the home of Miss Bertha Taylor.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19

A very enjoyable dance was given
Saturday evening in /. o. O. f. hall by
Messrs John Clements and Willard
.Jessup in honor of the members OF the
visiting high schools who came for
the state field meet. Music was fur
hished by piano and drums and large
number of Richmond young people as
we'll as the visiting young people were
present.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-05-19

A party of eight young people or
New Castle were in the city Friday
evening. the guests of Miss Mary No
land, and to attend Robinson Crusoe
r.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
Lime Plant Items

Mrs. Joe Willse spent last week
in Fredonia at ner fathers bedside.
He was old and very feeble and
passed away Saturday.
Joh Bodin attended the S. S.
convention in Chanute last week.
MIR. Moody of Minneapolis, Ind. d,
one of the heavy stockholders of
lime plant, spent several days of
last week here looking after the
companies interests. They will at
once m Ike many and costly i'm
provements.
Mr. Cochrin of Chanute visited
the lime works Sunday.
Get the cow-beIs ready we are 10
have wedding very soon.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
Leanna.

The dry weather was broken Mon
day night and Tuesday was wal m
maxim it seem like spring again
Twas welcomed heartily by farmers
Rev. Johnson preached two verv
able discourses at the church ou"
day. Next Sunday ne will preach
at Savonburg and the Sunday fol
lowing here again,
Miss Edna Afford has been quite
sick for the past week but is now
convalescent.
Misses Josie, Georgia and r t.
Browning Of carlton, Frank and
Stella Boggs of Big Creek and Jim
TYLER of Gas City visited the Hun
ter young people Sunday.
Mrs. Libbie Ingels, Florence
Camp, Beulah Blair and Cora Hlb'
bard attended the Commencement
exercises at Savonburg Monday
night. They report very pleasant
time.
DR.. Roe of Kansas City has 10
Gated in our little town and will
practice here in the future. We ex
tend to him a glad hand of welcome
as we have needed a physician fo'
long time.
Mr.. Will Tomlinson and Mis-
Malsbury were married Wednesday
Some of the young folks spen'
Wednesday night at Mr.. HarDl
sons.
Mabel Haymaker, Leila Moody
Maud Hunter and Beulah B'a'
were successful in the co! m
SC lool examination. Here's con
gratulations, girls.
DR.. Roe purchased a driving
horse of Martin Roberts Monday
Harry lngels has accepted al
agency of a Chicago Book Co. an
is canvasing this and adjoining tel
ritories. He has splendid list
books and is meeting with good sue
cess in taking orders.
Mrs. Lewis Hanson, VINO has bee
sick for some months, was wo
last week.
Huston Sewers and family LEI
Wednesday for Colorado wher
they will make their future home
We are sorry to lose them but wis
them we'll in their new home.
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ton.
Also Banner Leaf No (347l7, PAGER
record 2:l9t, combining the great
Electioneer Clay and Morgan cross.
Parties parting with mares or remOv
ing same forfeit insurance money
which becomes due at once. Other
insurace due when mare is known to
be safe In foal. Care taken but not
responsible for escapes or accidents.
l ask all interested 10 breeding to
call and see these stations before
booking your mares. Fave placed
the service fee of Gay Boy at 500 to
insure and Banner Leaf SIS. My barn
is one block west and one block north
OF the M. X. & T. depot Chanute.
Kan, where 1 will be pleased to show
them TO all visitors and will try aud
convince breeders that it Is to their
interest to patrOnize them.
M. G.. Strickland.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
Gay Boy

A son of the Great Allerton, 2:o9t
one OF the greatest OF the great
Wilkes family of trotters. Breed to
the best as the best Is the cheapest.
Gay Boy No. (29429) trial 224i
Black horse weighs 1900 to 1850 A
stallion to the farmer as we'll as trot-
ling. Horse breeders C afford -
patronize as his colts have s'z', style
and action. The kind that sell on
the market. Full pedigree can he
seen at the barn or sent on appli a.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
FARM NOTES

Animals can not thrive even with
good feeding If uncomfortably cold.
Grow as far a. Is possible all of the
grain fe on your own place.
II manure is moved as fast as made
here will be but little waste.
The value of the manure depends
more upon the feed than upon the an.
Imal.
System In farming moves without
FICTION.
Plan the rotation OF crops ahead.
Stirring the soil favOrs disintegra
Ion, hence plowed Or LO ID crops
would follow grasses.
A diversity Of crops distributes la
DOR, receipts, and expenses more even
ly through the year
when applied the quicker results will
De secured.
Light feeding is against proper de
velopment and consequently an expen
sive method of stock raising.
Next to good commercial ferti
lizer, wood ashes is one Of the best
to use on growing potatoes.
Upon the farm the small economies
must be observed and by-products
utilized to the best advantage.
The oftener the soil is exposed 10
the air the more plant.food will be
supplied to the crops.
The farmer needs to be planner as
we'll as laborer Head work is want
ing as much as hand work,
Clover and grasses shade the soil,
retal q the moisture, rendr' 10 porous.
and favor DitrificitI while fill * IL
with vegetable matter.
Cultivation "opens Up the soil and
lets the air iu, aud without The ac
tions OF the air there could be no
growth.
The farther the farmer is from mar
ket the greater the need of condens
ing products by leedlng grain and
stover to q 1Imals.g
Oae advantage in thoroughly rot
tilg the manure before hauling out
and applying, is that whatever weed
seeds it may contain is destroyed.
The most profitable stock is that
which by It's size, instinct formation
and training. is best adapted to the
urpose it is fntended 80 serve.
Economv in feeding is not measured
ny the bulk or value of feed eaten bus
By the gains or returns made by the
animal Consuming u.
One OF the best systems Of econ )my
on the farm Is that which NOS only
maintains fertility but keepsi; con.
stantlY increasing in the soil.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
CLUBBING LIST

We are prepared to furnish the
Semi Weekly Cube and the TIMES
one year for S1,75.
The TIMES and Mail and Breeze
one year for 81 so.
The TIMES and Kansas Farm er one
year for $3.50.
The Youths Companion and TIMES
one year for S225
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26

No profitable returns can be gotten
from the soil unless it is Properly
prepared and when it is we'll prepared
several succeeding crops get the bene
ii of it,
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26

Land should be plowed to proper
depth and evenly, BY So doing IL will
save time and labor when it Is time
to harrow the ground and prepare for
planting.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26

Lay out the seasons work so that
no available price will go to waste
and so there shall be DO expense for
maintenance without its direct result
IN labor.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26

TO farm to the best advantage
nothing Is more important than hav
log chose implements which will do
the work In the best manner and the
most Of it ia a given time.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26
Mcqueen & Jeffers'
Leading Music Dealers.
Postoffice Block, Chanute, Kansas

Our stock of musical instruments
Ia complete. We have the best ano
strongest line of pianos and organ
ever carried 10 Chanute, and ou'
prices the lowest ever before offered
here. Easy monthly payments II yo'
wish. Every instrument carries a
strong a guarantee as is given by an
factory in the world. We carry al
the late popular sheet music, also th'
Mckinley edition of lOc muslc-oVei
a thousand different pieces, all grades
We have a few good secondhand
organs and pianos, will sell very cheap
We are headquarters for the Edlso'
and Victor Paragraphs, also Tn
records for same. Big stock Away
IN hand, Terms to suit you CON
and see us. MCQUEEN & JEFFERs'
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26

II manure is moved as fast as made
here will be but little waste.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-04-26

The value of the manure depends
more upon the feed than upon the an
lmal.