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Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

An anti-jug law has been passed
in Tennessee. But Tennessee is still
a good old Bourbon state.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

A doctor says We get a second
growth of hair when We are 100 years
old. We'd rather wait for it than
take his word for it.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

A newspaper asks, 'Who owns the
north pole?" The nearest we can guess
is the pole-cat.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Depew was never really slated for
that Paris job. That's one case where
Teddy failed to act for his own coun-
try's good
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

A Dakota man married a girl of 20
and his son married her. mother. Fig
ure it all out for yourself-we're
dizzy!
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

If Foraker can keep from under Taft
he may survive the coming Ohio cam
paign.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Why hasn't somebody thought to
propose Taft as a Fellow of the Rov-
ing Geographical Society?
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The Jamestown Exposition will have
a Warpath. It will be a way in which
good Injuns" should not go.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Emma Eames is trying to fall one
Story, but a New York man holds the
record by falling ten stories.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The Democratic party may yet have
to come south and grow out again into
the country at large.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The king of Siam is coming to this
country to meet the President Am Of
the American people.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Taft seems to be favorite in Pana-
ma and Cuba, and Foraker is willing
SO long as he keeps out of Ohio.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Mrs. Roosevelt did not wear a new
Easter bonnet. She don't have to
wait for Easter to have a new one.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

A California millionaire has married
his cook. Yet it is quite common for
men to have their wives as their cooks.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The stock market is still doing bus
mess. There is not so much imitation,
but just as much robbery.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Roosevelt is now teaching simple
arithmetic, instead Of simplif1ed spell
ing, to the railroads.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The locks in the Panama Canal
are used now principally for raising
the appropriations.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The match trust has added 100000
to its surplus profits. The people
scratched it up for them.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

This is the season to carry an UNI
brella-your own, If possible.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Where Taft is actually needed is
between the firing lines Of Nicaragua
and Honduras.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Tom Ryan is to raise peanuts on his
Congo lands. Maybe he needs them to
feed the sort of politicians he owns.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Harriman's doctors say he should
take long rest. But has he left any
rest" to take?
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Calve is growing fat. But not where
it will interfere with the workings
of her divine throat.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Sixteen to one, again! 1t takes six
teen Porto Ricans to go around Taft
for body guard.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Roosevelt always knows where the
padded mat is before he jumps. He
is great lover of "sure thing"
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Harry Thaw is an example of how
much more honorable it is to be man
than to be a hereditary millionaire.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The Roosevelt lemonade" is the
one with the Big Stick in it.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

March seems to be rustling in the
la pof April.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Hartman seems to be our American
"Old Harry"-man.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

The president is rapidly acquiring
a liars portrait gallery.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11

Ab0ut
BY SAM
Emma Eames is trying to fall one
Story, but New York man holds the
record by falling ten stories.
The Guggenheimers are abusing the
Ickleheimers Of Wall street, and not
in heim-book language, either.
Violet is the official mourning color
in France. That's better than the
blood-red used mostly in Russia.
Taft seems to be favorite in Pana-
ma and Cuba, and Foraker is willing
SO long as he keeps out Of Ohio.
We are still looking up the pike to
greet ''the original Fairbanks man"
Will it be Chilly Cholly himself?
Tom Ryan is to raise peanuts on his
Congo lands. Maybe he needs them to
feed the sort of politicians he owns.
Harry Thaw is an example of how
much more honorable it is to be man
than to be hereditary millionaire
Roosevelt always knows where the
padded mat is before he jumps. He
is great lover of "Sure thing"
Easter bonnet. She don't have to
wait for Easter to have a new one.
See your state senator He is the
man who is most likely to defeat the
railway fare and freight legislation.
The Panama zone is rapidly becom-
ing the pleasure resort of our states
men. Uncle Sam-he gives the picnics.
The Brooklyn Eagle thinks Bryan
can beat Taft for the presidency. Is
the Eagle also joined to the prophets
A California millionaire has married
his cook. Yet it is quite common for
men to have their wives as their cooks.
Senator Daniel is mentioned as a
presidential possibility. He is prob
ably as nearly a Roosevelt man as
there is in the Democratic party.
Kaiser William is to send one of his
sons to the same American university
that turned out that worlds wonder,
T..
If you want to speculate some in
copper, keep your eye on Tom Lawson
and your bets crossways from his ad-
vice.
The presidents lone mosquito on the
isthmus stays put The visiting con.
gressmen saw it while down there re-
gently
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-04-11


brella-your own, If possible.
The exchange of lemons between
Roosevelt and Hartman ended in
sour-mash situation for both Of them.
If Foraker can keep from under Taft
he may survive the coming Ohio cam
paign.
Nebraska got right down to business
and put the harness on the railroads
right.
That deficiency in moisture is being
made up by these April rains-and
some more!
Harry Thaw is not officially crazy.
1t seems that Jerome was only Off
ciously so.
A newspaper asks, 'Who owns the
north poIe?" The nearest we can guess
is the pole-cat.
Where Taft is actually needed is
between the firing lines Of Nicaragua
and Honduras.
Sixteen to one, again! 1t takes six
teen Porto Ricans to go around Taft
for body guard.
Roosevelt is now teaching simple
arithmetic, instead Of simplified spell
ing, to the railroads.
Harriman's doctors say he should
take long rest But has he left any
rest" to take?
Calve is growing fat. But not where
it will interfere with the workings
of her divine throat.
The locks in the Panama Canal
are used now principally for raising
the appropriations.
The king of Siam is coming to this
country 10 meet In0 TT6SluenC Au Oh
the American people.
The Democratic party may yet have
to come south and grow out again into
the country at large.
An anti-jug law has been passed
in Tennessee. But Tennessee Is still
a good old Bourbon state.
Why hasn't somebody thought to
propose Taft as a Fellow of the Rov-
ing Geographical Society?
The match trust has added 100000
to It's surplus profits. The people
scratched it up for them.
The stock market is still doing bus
mess. There is not so much imitation,
but just as much robbery.
The Jamestown Exposition will have
a Warpath. It will be way in which
good Injuns" should not go.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

From New York Sun.

From New York Sun.
The men who are pushing irriga
ton into the arid regions OF the great
West are benefting more of the pop
ulace of this country directly and in,
directly than any other body of men
in the nation.
More irrigation means many more
productive homes for individual farm
ers, and homes that once occupied,
will not be deserted, as crops and
prosperity are insured to the farmer
who has n water supply under his
control.
Irrigation mean more traffic for
the railroads, more and better food
for the people who live where food
is scarce inc high. 1t develops those
regions of the country that most need
development: it relieves congestion
in the older agricultural regions by
affording new and attractive fields for
the progressive young men. It is a
work that should be more a~ppreciat-
ed and encouraged.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Probably Monday, or by Tuesday
at the latest, Roswell will have ano-
ther cigar and tobacco store opened
and ready for business. The
two doors south of the First National
Bank, No. 222 North Main street has
been leased by Hunt & Banner, and
will be conducted as a first class CT
gar shop. These gentlemen are both
well known in Roswell, and have a
host of friends. They have secured
good fixtures and a fine line of cigars
and ~tobaccos, and expect to be open
and ready for business the first of
the coming week. The room is now
being decorated and the fixtures in
stalled.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12
Sister M. pbiiomena Dead.

at midnight at St. Mary's Hospital.
She had been i'll for some time, and
about eight months was sent
here from Tomahawk, Minnesota, to
recuperate. She was 26 years of age,
rope, where her relatives still reside.
Burial will take place at the Cath
Ole church on the South Hill, tomor-
row morning at nine O'Clock. All
friends are kindly invited to attend
the services at the CHURCH.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

This morning about three o'clock it
was discovered that the falling rain
had caused a heap of lime used in the
work being done on the Christian
church, to slack and set fire to some
lumber piled near it. A still alarm
was ser in and the fire boys respond
ed They attempted to put the fire
out by using water but the more wa
ter they put on the fire, the more it
burned. Finally hand chemicals were
used and quickly put out the fire.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

The Princess Theatre opened its
doors to the public last night for the
house at both performances. The pic
lures shown were excellent, with the
exception of being a little dim, caus-
ed by lot having the new machine
not having the right focus. This will
be remedied tonight, which twill make
the pictures as plain as they are to
be seen anywhere. Tomorrow after
noon 1t three o'clock they intend to
put on a matinee. and it will be a
dandy. The regular admission fee
will be charged, ten cents for adults
and five cents for the children.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Col. ]. w. Wilson. superintendent
of the New Mexico Military Insti-
tute. returned last evening from a six
weeks trip to New York, Washing
ton and otner eastern cities. He was
accompanied by Mrs. Wilson and
child, and took in the jamestown Ex-
position. Mrs. Wilson and baby re-
manned at Fairfield, Virginia, where
Wilson. While in New York Colonel
Wilson took a trip up the Hudson
as far as West Point, where he met
Capt. Barlow.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12
ROSWELL TRADING COMPANY
BUILDING GRAIN ELEvATO

The Roswell Trading Company has
under construction h first grain ele-
vator to be erected at his place and
the only one in this section of New
Mexico.
The building will be a substantial
M when completed. 1t will be thir-
ty-six feet square at the base and will
be 1fty-six feet in height, having a
capacity of $4,000 bushels of grain.
The elevator will be equipped with
the automatic scales and all the latest
loading and unloading machinery. 1t
will be capable of holding all the oats
and other grain grown in this section
of the country mex year.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12
ests of the greatest magnitude.

IN regard to the snip canal, which
will cost ove 100000 to build, tie
government will likely send a commits
sion to Canada to go thoroughly into
the cost, revenue and commercial on
siderations. Sir Wilfrid is certain that
the inquiry win result in a favorable
and that the commercial advan
tages of the project will quickly com
mend it to the commission. In regard
to the steamship plan, serious obstac-
les have bee raised within the Brit
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12
Laurier Sails for Home.

Liverpool, July 12-Sir Wilfrid Ian
rier, Canadian prime minister, sailed
for home today on the steamer En-
press of Ireland. Among other pas
sengers on the same vessel was Mar
conf, inventor of the wireless tele-
graph. During his stay in England
the premier has occupied himself in
pushing forward many matters of
great Importance to the dominion. in
bay ship canal project and the all
red steamship scheme. both of which
undertakings affect American inter
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12
A Communication.

Editor Record We notice that
the o. K. Barber Shop advertises that
they will shave No MEXICANS. No
one but an igaoramus could be gull.
ty of such a statement in this Terri,
tory. We ask that you strike said ad-
vertisement from your paper We pro
mise the prOprietOrs that they Will
shave no Mexicans,' nor no friends
of the Mexicans of this community.
MARCOS SANCHEZ.
MANUEL G. PAREDES.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Quite a part of Roswell people left
this morning for a months trip to the
White and Sacramento mountains.
They took with them a chuck wagon.
The following were members of the
party: James Sutherland and family,
Miss Pearl johnson, VIII H. Johnson
and family. Sylvester p. Johnson and
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Arrangements have been made for
a game of base ball tomorrow after
Dol at four O'Clock at Amusement
Park. The contestants will be the rail
road team and the Mexicans. The
railroad boys have strengthened their
team considerably by adding a num-
Der of the town boys, and as Davis
has been secured to pitch for them a
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Bevie C. Hughes, oldest son of w.
L. Hughes left this morning. for Chica
alysis of the lower limbs. He was in
jured several years ago in California
a street car running into a wagon in
which he was seated.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

T. c. Harrington, formerly employ
ed il the Up-to-Date barber shop, and
R. A. CHATTER, of the Central shop,
have bought out the o.. K. Barber
Shop and will run a strictly union.
shop. Will shave no MeXicans. lots
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

The roller skating craze seems to
have again struck Roswell with full
force. Evening after evening the Aud
itorium Rink is crowded with the
skaters and their friends, and the
hum of the skates can be heard for
many blocks.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

FOR SALE $40 acres good patent
ed land ia miles from Lake Ar
thur, at $12, easy terms if desired.
Phone john R. Hodges, Artesia.
1916.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

John Decker, father of Miss Myrtle
Decker, yesterday afternoon while
cutting caterpiIlars from a tree, stand
ing on a ladder for the purpose of
reaching them, fell n broke mis-
right wrist. While the break is very
painful, 10 serious results are expec-
ted
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Last nights rain was a good one
n much needed. While only a local
rain. it laid the dust thoroughly and
revived the trees and plants and
grass which were much in need of a
good rain. The range is extremely
needed.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Mr.. and Mrs. t. E. Baker left yes
terday for the White Mountains to be
gone two weeks. Mr.. Baker went to
purchase a bunch of sheep up in the
Mescalero Apache Indian Reservation
and Mrs. Baker went along for the
pleasure of the trip.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Rev. NJ. Armstrong and wife and
daughter, Miss Jessie, arrived last
night from Baldwin, Kansas, and will
make their home in Roswell. Their
son, DR.. Armstrong, is in the dental
business in this city.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Hon. A. H. H~udspeth, of White
Oaks, who has been in Roswell for
made a success as a member of he
legislature. He says that Speaker
Baca got it in his head that Jim was
a native
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

A. ]. Thayer, who a been in Ros-
well for the last three weeks looking
after his land interests here, left this
morning for his home at Chicago.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Miss Ella NJ. Schotte, dressmaker
at Price & Company's left this morn
ing for Philadelphia to take a course
in dressmaking, and also to buy Ia
dies ready-tO-wear goods for Price &
Company. She will visit the James
town exposition before returning
home.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

STRAYYED OR STOLEN Ga
Thursday night, a bay horse about
Is years old, weight about 9O0fb.
lac on leather halter with long
rope attached. Finder will report
to R. L. Casburn, 500 n. Richard
son. 13tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12
store at Florence.

R. c. Woodward, employed in tle
real estate office OF L. K. McGaffey,
is reported unable to attend to his
duties on account of sickness.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

In Chambers, before Judge Pope,
Wednesday,, the cas- of the Roswell
Lumber Co, Oliver Pearson and 9th
ers, versus the Hondo Manufacturing
Co. was dismissed on motion of plain
tiff at the cost of plaintiff.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Mrs. E. l.. Robbins and daughter,
Miss Grace, returned last night to
their home at Dexter, after spending
the day in Roswell on a shopping ex
petition.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

DIR. Creech, sheep Inspector, left
last night for Carlsbad, where he will
inspect a bunch of sheep. preliminary
to shipment.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Miss Beulah walters came up from
Lakewood this morning to visit for
a few days with lei sister, Mrs.
Claude Dean.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

good game may be expected. 1t will
be remembered that Davis pitched a
game for the Institute team against
Ell Paso four years ago., the final
tute.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

DR.. c. NJ. Murrel and wife came
down last night from Elida. Today
they leave for a two months trip
overland to the White mountains.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Miss Christina LittIefield left this
morning for the Littlefield ranch near
Kenna, to spend a few days there.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

L. Montfort, of Amarillo, spent yes
terday in Roswell.
Eyes tested T at L. B. Boellner,
eweler and Optician. SStf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

The Roswell Realty Board will Civ,
a luncheon tomorrow evening at tn
Gilkeson, to its members.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

George w. Burn, of Chicago, left
this morning for his home, after spen-
ding the last ten days in Roswell.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

A. C. Wilborn left this morning for
Dallas, after spending several days
in Roswell on business.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

R. T. T. HALEY is in the city today
from Carlsbad.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Captain NJ. S. Murray has been ap
pointed deputy game and fish warde1
for CAaves county.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

J. r. Simpson came in this morn
ing from Florence to buy a stock of
general merchandise. He win open q
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

FOR RENT Furnished house, or
two furnished rooms, modern con-
veniences. 101 S. Pa. 13tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

A beautiful home for sale, 1902 N.
KY. Price $4,000. easy terms. Tele-
phone 534, 200 S. Lea. 09tf
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

J. R. Stanley of Dexter spent yes
terday IN the city.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

H. C. Moss and wife left this morn
ing for Trinidad after spending the
past week in this city.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

See the good pictures at the Ma
jestic.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Go to Mrs. SPANS, 42O N. Richard
son, for Sunday dinner, 35c. 1872
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

WANTED Good secondhand cash
register. Apply at Record Office. If
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Chas. Weidman and wife were il
the city yesterday from Dexter.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

family, Harry Thorne, Roy Johnson,
Miss Cora Mccain and James Farrell.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

WANTED Good, gentle family bug
gy horse. Apply at the Morrison
Bros. Store. 1872
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12
LOCAL NEWS. (

Boellner, the Jeweler, has II
cheaper. S7u
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

isl government party and its accom-
plishment appears uncertain.
The prime minister declares that he
will in the future devote his attention
mainly to Georgia canal project
the completion Of a tr-anscontinen-
tai railway and viii make the accom-
plishment of these gigantic plans the
object Of his remaining years in the
public service.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-07-12

Tomorrow if the steam hold out
may talk school matters.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-05-19
n. MONROE HOPKINS
BUYS RESIDE HOME
Three Real Estate TranSac-
lions in Connecticut
Avenue Heights.

Three deals OF more than ordinary
Importance were concluded yesterday
through the office of J. b. Winner, real
~ broker. by which Frank p. Reside
sells 10 n. Monroe Hopkins the hand
some new residence which he has Just
completed at H2S Bancroft place, west
of Connecticut avenue, in the subdivi-
sion known as Connecticut Avenue
Heights. This house was built by Mr..
Reeside as a home but was so attrac-
tive that he was induced TO part with
II at the solicitation Of the new owner.
The lot is IS by 1876 feet in size. and
the price. while not announced, is IN
derstood to be a good one.
Immediately following the sale Mr..
Reside bought the adjoining lot Oh the
east and Will at once commence the
erection Of new home.
Mr.. Hopkins has also purchased from
James G. Hill the lot adjoining his
house purchase and will make an addi-
ton OF an elaborate character to 1t.
The deals involving the three proper
ties represented an aggregate of about
S35.0OO. AS an evidence of the favor
shown to this popular section it is said
that Of the entire tier or lots. numbering
seventeen on the square, but four of
them remain unoccUpied. Several new
houses are in course of erection in the
vicinity. among them those for S. w.
Woodward, Frederick Eichelberger. and
James l.. Karrick. They are Of the
class costing from $1,000 to SO, 900 each,
and Will be OF elegant design and finish