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The Penn's Grove record., 1907-03-01

At the residence of the subscriber Courses
Landing, N. j. TIT following descibed per
sOnal property.
HORSESHOE bay mares, good for work or
driving.
WAGON, IMPLEMENTS, &c.-I Iron axle
heavy wagon 4 in tread, sides and bottom, 2
carts, one almost as good as new, l carriage
tongue and shafts, Buggy, market wagon
tongue and shafts, in first rate order, good
spindle wagon, spring wagon tongue and shafts
Portable forge. a good one, anvil, log boulster
cant hook, grindstone, wheelbarrow, sweet po-
toto digger, single and double trees. forks,
shovels. &c.
HARNESS-l set double carriage harness,
l set double heavy harness, 2 sets cart har-
ness, 3 sets single harness, brides. collars,
lines and other things not mentioned.
Sale to commence at Il O'Clock.
CONDITIONS-OB all sums of $1,000 and over
a credit Of nine months will be given, by giving
note with approved security, payable in bank
Sums of less than $1,000 cash.
DAVID S. KIGER.
J, M. Weatherby, Auct.
s. G. Allen, Clerk.
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Building I,ots For Sale.

On Delaware Ave. and Penn Street. All
these lots are high and water good. Can be
mad at reasonable rices. For particulars ap-
ply to ASA G. TURNER.
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DIED

NIPE-In Oldmans Township, Feb.
13, 1907, John Nipe, aged Sc years.
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Own Your Own Homes While Young
Building lots for sale on the lower side of
vim Avenue $3per foot. Payable by the mon
oron your own terms. Deed will be give
when paid for. Good water and dry cellar.
llo SARA j. BARBER
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Farm For Sale.

iarm OF " acres good for truck and grain
at Central School House. Terms easy. Apply
TO KEZIA LAYTON,
lI-9t1. PENIS Grove, N, j,
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Far Rent
House, corner Railroad Ave. and Stat st
rooms and bath Apply to Edward Towns
emu. 3-1tf
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COW For Sale
Coming into profit soon. Apply to Charles
oheetS. stiff
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-03-01

Total current expenses, 81, 1888, 7l5.Q
During the same school year the sum
OF S 6, 1867, 1865 Was voted for buildings
and repairs and to pay 'debt and inter
est"
During the past five years the total
State appropriations have been sufficient
to pay 81 2-5 per cent. of the teachers
salaries, and the school districts have
provided for the remaining AZ So per
cent, plus the outlay required for all the
other items of ''current expenses"
The district tax will always be an i'm
portant factor i'll school support. Still,
when the railroad tax shall become avail
able, it will be possible to make a SUBJ
stantial increase in teachers salaries, i'm
prove school facilities, and, at the same
time, reduce the district appropriations
for current expenses"
G. j. BAXTER,
State Superintendent.
The Penn's Grove record., 1907-03-01

r OF Sale
A building lot, on Pitman st, between Penn
ana Delaware Ave, Geo. Reeves. 3-l-2t
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CENT A WORD COLUMN
5 Per Cent Investment

and a stock bonus bonds in $4,000 denomin :
ati0n only; interest payable January and
pTQht. Meadowbrook Coal Co., l034-1035 Real
Estate Trust Bldg, Phila. 312t
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Hay for Sale
About 10 tons of timothy mixed with clover.
FIRST class hay. Apply to Jos. Watkins, or
Albert Risner, Pedricktown. 2-22tf
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
rr..r Family Iroh.na,,.

wishing 10 hnd ost along what lines
hAs i2yearold sons ambition ran.
William D. Freer. spoTting editor OF
the Hartford Courani. asked his boy
what he intended TO be when be grev
older The boy replied that he hadn't
ye, thought Of the situation. Think.
Ing that he might be "A chip Of the
old block" Mr.. Freer said TO his son;
'THow would you like to be a report
srf- Not tha, Kind Of work TOR me.
dad" Frcer. Jr., answered, appearing
highly lnsulted.
The father laughed and said; Wei,
you know. my boy. u takes man OF
brains 10 become a reporter.
Looking sharply at his dad" the
youngs,cr quickly replied; Well. II
tha, Is the case, how under the sun
dld you ever turn out TO be 70
p,rterT"
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04

II has teen said that the French
are the most polite people In the
world. writes a lady In san Sebastian
nut my personal opinion is that the
spanlard can beat him.
II you ask your way In the street
of some ordinary woman. she win al
most certainly 20 out of her way
70 accompany you down the street and
20 carefully put you on the right
road The spaniards are very cheer
ful and gay. but they are never yul'
gaf-as We understand the word
Even the men In the streets who
stand and frankly stare at a pretty
r,rl dc Il in light hearted. pleasant
va which does not give onense As
TO the manners OF Spanish men be-
longing to the best society, they are
almost perfect
watch a spanlard OF distinction ad'
dfcts his mother or any elderly lady
and you will see a manner which Is
tender and caressing. aud at the
same time eIquisitively protective,
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ON WATCH FOR NEW TOWNS,
Rapid Growth keeessitated Careful.
ness on Part Of Train Crew.

Apropos Of the mushroom growth OF
new towns on the western frontier, a
locomotive engineer relates the fol-
lowing
One day was driying' my engine
across the prairie when. suddenly a
considerable town loomed up ahead,
where nothing had showed up the
day before.
what towns thlsy says to my
fireman
Blamed II know, says Bill. II
wasn't here when We went over the
road yesterday.
We'll. ! slowed down and directly
We pulled into the station where over
SOC people were waiting on the plat
form 10 see the FIRST train come In.
The conductor came along up front
and says 10 me;
Jim. first we know we'll be- run
ming by some important place Get
this town down on your list and III
put brakeman out On the rear plat
form "a watch out for towns that
spring ur after the train gets BY
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Returned as Presiding Elder

The recent session of the Florida
Conference was held Al Palatka, Flori-
da. Bishop n. C. Morrison, formerly
Of Louisville Conference. Of Kentucky,
presided. The hospitality Of falatka
was ample for the conference as well
as well as the General Conference re-
prcscntativcs and visitors In attend
anee. The session was harmonious,
pastors showed most gratifying pro-
grcss. Twas returned as P. Z. Of Or
landa District and with the new fields
opened and gratifying increase In the
force Of laborcrs In this part Of the
vineyard. | take great courage and "a
forward
Yours Cordially,
]. w. nGinN.
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Heart
Weakness

The action OF the heart de-
pends upon the heart nerves
and muscles. When from any
cause they become weak or ex-
hausted, and fail to furnish
sufficient power, the heart fiut-
ters, palpiia,es, skips beats;
and in its effort to keep up its
work. causes pain and distress,
such as smothering spells,
short breath. iaintiug, pain
around heart. arm and shoul-
ders. The circulation is inn
pedcd. and the entire system
suffers from lack OF nourish-
mcnt.
DR.. Miles Heart Cure makes
a heart strong and vigorous by
strengthening these nerves and
muscles.
Il had pairltalion ard pain. around
nv haart. and the doctors said u was
irfur1hir. I don't believe u nov TOT
aftsr taking aix bottles " ~. MllCa
Heart t'urr. three bottles of ihr Nef.lng
arA thrra hoxra ~ the Nerve anl
liver pills j am entirely cured. ana
fesi trttrf than I have fur hNc lcafa
ard Il Ia nu fur 10 these REMEDIES =
,art vnu 10 know that your medicines
cured me- II relieved me frOm the
arst dose. and ! kept fieht on w W.
p.i- In nv chest was gone. and Nepl
~ feeling better even aftcr J gul'
V Bolding. Mich
Or. Miles Heart Cure u sold el
YOUR dfuoulst, who Will guarantee wa
tss 0rst bottle will bsnsht " talh
he will refund yvur money,
Miles Medical Co, Elkhart Inc
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
Republican Campaign Textbook

A departure has been made in the
Republican Campaign Textbook just
issued, in that its contents are wholly
devoted to live issues, and these are
treated in the briefest possible way,
yet comprehensively enough to include
all necessary facts and figures.
First, there is general statement OF
the issues of 1906, followed by brief
review of Republican legislation in
general and the work of the Fifty
ninth Congress in particular. The Rail-
road Rate Law, Pure Food Law, Free
Alcohol Law, Employers Liability
Law and the Meat Inspection portion
of the Agricultural Appropriation Law
are given in full, as is Chairman Taw-
ney's clear explanation Of the appro-
priations.
The Labcr question is next fully pre-
sented, followed by Representative
Watson's exposition Of Antitrust pro-
ceedings. About one hundred pages
are given TO the Tariff, Agriculture
and Manufactures, and the tables
showing the various phases Of indus
trial activity. Among other subjects
treated under the tariff are:
Protection and Free Trade,
Customs Revenue,
Foreign Commerce,
Home Market and Internal Trade,
Wages and Prices,
Export Discounts,
Reciprocity,
Free Hides,
Revision. etc, etc.
Some half hundred tables give ofiicia
and authoritive figures down to the
fastest possible date. The work Of the
president and administration is ther
briefly presented, the condition anC
status Of the Philippines, the Panami
Canal, the Navy, Postal Service, lrri
cation, etc, etc.
The President letter 10 Representa-
tive Watson concludes the work, whicl
has a copious index of over dozeI
pages.
Scattered throughout the book ar,
quotations from President Roosevelt
and other Republican leaders. AmOnl
these is the extract from Senate
Hanna's speech where he used tn
stand pat" expression. IL being tn
only instance in the Textbook wher,
the words stand pat" are used.
page is given to Mr. Bryan and hi
view, with the comments Of the New
York World. A so-called Prospect
Postscript is added. giving treasur
conditions. trade reports, ETC., down {
August /.
For the first time in a political can
paign, the Textbook will have ger
eral circulation, as together with othe
literature. Il will be sent on receipt Q
one dollar by John C.. Eyersman. Assist
ant Treasurer. 1873 Broadway. Ne
/ York.
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
DIGNITY OF THE COURT.
An Incident Of History at Mayville
N. Y, Fifty Years Ago.

Al the last term Of court a Chautau.
cna County lawyer sent a post card
nontai ing picture OF the Ma ille
coart.rlce 10 awyer who had been
student IN this county nearly half
century ago, and received the follow.
Ing In reply The answer discloses
standard OF dignity on the part OF
the bench so far below anything that
would be tolerated In these times that
We are almost forced to admit that
the world Is improving:
Thank you for the picture OF the
Chautauqua courthouse My first visit
to II was about forty.seven or forty
eight years ago Judge George Bark
er then a practicing lawyer, went to
Mayyille on Monday and on Wednes-
day ! followed The first thing that
] saw upon the bench as | entered
the courtroom was a pair OF muddy
boote near the end Of the desk, and a
moment later round face looking
Ike full moon appeared near the
other end
The whole outfit belonged to Judge
Martin Grover lie was really sitting
upon his backbone with his heels on
the bench He had got on some joke
and laughing had sunk so low In his
chair that he had quite disappeared
and now was gradually rising. We
became good friends later on and
learned too the unwlsdom Of judging
boy appearances. but as boy ! was
not much impressed by what ! saw
then From the jamestown IN. "
| Evening Journal
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
State Of Ohio, City Of Toledo, ss
Lucas County

State Of Ohio, City Of Toledo, 90
Lucas County
Frank ]. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner Of the firm Of F. j.
Cheney & Co.. doing business in the
city Of Toledo, County and State afore-
said, and that said firm will paw the
sum Of One Hundred Dollars for each
and every case Of Cattarrh that eanno:
be cured by the use Of Halls Catarrh
Cure. Frank j. Cheney.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 9Th day Of Decem-
ber. A. ID. 1886.
(SeaD A. W. Gleason.
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken intern
ally, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces Of the system. Send
for testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney a Co. Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggist, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for eonstip
ton.
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-r,,h.,n 1,,lor,, cerree,Ion.


Father" Taylor one Sunday. cS.
pis,ned the true meaning Of the word
philanthropy. and announced that a
eollcciion would be- taken up the fol-
low.ne sunday. In aid Of The poor OF
the district
Evidently the collection fell short Of
his expectations the following Sunday.
for before the close oi the meeting. he
aid
Las, sunday explained to YOU that
the word philanthropy meant the
love az our species, but you must have
understood me tn say specie, which
probably accounts for the small col
lection. and you will prove. ] hope
that you are no longer laboring under
this mlstako'"
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
Outside Appointments
Of Our Local Preachers.

Elder ]. Shelby Rowe, 4th Sunday
Caye-in-roek. ILL.,. 2nd Sun. Salem.
Rev. W. T. Oakley, lst Sunday Mt.
Carmel; 2nd Dawson Springs; Srd
Sugar Grove; 9Th Crayneville.
Rev. T. C. Carter, lst Sunday. Pond
Fork; 2nd DekOvep; srd HARMONY.
4th Salem. 10
Rev. E. B. Blackburn, LIST Sunday.
Donaldson; 3rd Walnut Grove; 2nd
Cookseyville Creek. e..
Rev. ]. F. Price, 2nd Sunday, Lisman;
4th Sullivan.
Rev. u. G. Hughes. 2rd Sunday.
Sugar Creek; Srd Baker Church; 9Th
Old Salem.
Rev. ]. S. Henry, % Sunday, Blooming
Grove; Sd Dun Springs; 9TH Good
Hope. Services held both Sat. and
Sun.
Rev. c. r. Davidson Wilson Chapel.
Crittenden County. lst Sunday In each
month. White Union. Crittenden coun-
". 2nd Sunday in each month. Green's
Chapel. Bells Mines. 3rd Sunday in
each month. Bethany, Caldwell eoun-
", 9Th Sunday in each month.
Rev. X. c. Loves appointments:
| Mt. Zion lst Sunday. Hills Chapel 2nd,
Shady Grove ard. Rosebud ith.
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Wanted

Agents to represent us in every
town or city none to large or small.
Our shears and novelties sell at every
house. Best terms, liberal commission
and extra low prices to introduce our
good. Write today for particulars.
You can easily earn $1,000 to 5000 per
week while learning and salaried
position after you learn the work. We
will send sample 6 inch shear to those
meaning business If you send 30 cents
in stamps or coin. Our good all fully
warranted.
THE UNITED SHEAR Co.,
Westboro, Mass.
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04

It's a pleasure to tell our readers
about a Cough Cure like Dr. Shops.
For years DR.. Shoop has tough, against
Opium. Chloroform. or other unsafe In
rrcdicnts commonly found in Cough
remedies. DR.. ShOop Il seems, has
welcomed the Pure Food and Drug Law
recently enacted. for he has worked
along similar lines for many years.
For nearly 20 years DR.. Shops Cough
Cure containers have had a warning
printed on them against Opium and
other narcotic poisions. lie has thus
made Il possible for mothers to protect
their children by simply insisting on
having Dr. Shops Cough Cure. Sold
by Haynes a Taylor
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
The Evils Of Constipation

are many. in fact almost every serious
illness has its origin in constipation,
and some medicines, instead Of pre-
venting constipation. add to il. This
is true Of most cathartics. which when
first used. have a beneficial effect, but
the dose has to be continually inereas-
ed. and before long the remedy ceases
10 have the slightest effect. There is
one preparation. however, that can be
relied upon to produce the same results
with the same dose. even after fifty
years daily use. and this is Brandreth' 5
Pills. which has record Of over 100
years ~ the standard remedy for con-
stipation and all troubles arising from
an impure state Of the blood.
Brandreth's Pills are the same fine
laxative tonic pill your grandparents
used and can be found in every drug
and medicine store. e'ther plain or sug'
ar-eoatcd.
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04

In a Georgia town where prohibit.
lion prcvails man was arrested three
times in one day. chargcd with being
drunk on the streets.
where did you set the NhiskyT
asked the mayor.
4 didn't drink no whisky" was the
rcply "Nulhn' In the vorl yer honor.
'ccp, cane juice, liver regulator. hair
Tonic An rod inkiS-Pituburg PresA
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
A Book For Two Cents

c. A. Snow 6 Co, Patent Lawyers
OF Washington. u. c.. have now ready
their Diary and Memorandum book for
ipO7. which they win send on receipt of
two cents postage. This little book is
useful. No where else that We Know
can so much I've had Tor 30 little.
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04

Piles get quick relief from Dr.
Shops Magic Ointment Remember
its made alone TO- piles and It's works
with certainty and satisfaction. Itch.
ing. painful protriding or blind piles
disappear like magic by i,s use. Try
Il and see. Hanycs & Taylor.
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
Republican County
Committee.

CoNNrTrNEE: Marion No l.-
Marion No. 2, Ino. A. CLARK; Marion
No. 3. Jas. James; Marion No. l. 0be
Hunt: Marion No. 5. Jno T Piekins
Dycusburg, VIM II Mays: Frances, Jno
Yandell: Union. A Davidson. ? o
Lcyias: Sheridan, -; Tolu, J G
Taylor: Forls Ferry. 2 Z Bcarl; Bells
Mines. ] NJ Davis. 20 Rodney; Rose
bud, ] L Sullivan, P o Mattoon; Piney,
w n REYNOLDS, p o Tradewatcr; Shady
Grove, Hey Stations
n. A. HAYNES. Chairman.
IoHN G. ASHER, Scc,y
The Crittenden record., 1907-01-04
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
Lodge Directory.

| BIGHAM LODGE NO. 256F. "a. MT
Regular meeting in Masonic Hall
Saturday before. full moon IN each
month. So
Visiting members are invited to at
tend.
W. H. Clark, W. M.
j. B. Kevil, Sec'y.
cRITTENDEN CHAPTER NO. 70.
Meets Saturday night after full
moon in each month.
wINGATE COUNCIL NO. 50.
Meets End Monday night in each
month.
J. G. Gilbert, T. /. M.
]. B. Kevil. Sec'y.
NEW MARION LODGE NO. 1888. !. o. o. p.
Meets Friday night in each week in
Masonic Temple. Visiting brothers
welcome. Z. V. Carlton, N. G.
G. E. Grissom, Sec'y.
BLACKWELL LODGE NO. 81, KNIGHTS OF
PYTHAs.
Meets in X. Of P. Hall every Friday
night from October TO April inclusive,
and 2nd and 4th Friday nights from
May TO September inclusive.
All visiting members Of sister lodges
are invited 10 attend.
c. W. Haynes, Chancellor Com.
R. L. Flanary, X. Of r. and S.
MARION LODGE No. 60. A. o. U. W.
Meets lst andlSrd Monday nights in
Pierce's hall.
j.. s. Braswell. NJ. w.
b. l.. Wilborn, Recorder.
ROSEWOOD CAMP. NO. %. W. o. W.
Lodge meets in Pierce's Hall the 2nd
and 4th Tuesday nights in each month.
All visiting members are invited to
attend.
Jno. Sutherland. &C. Com.
S. II. Ramage. Sec'v.
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Church Directory.
METHODIST CH1fR1

METHODIST CHURCH.
Pastor, Rev. Virgil Elgjn
Preaching every Sunday at II q. m.
Sunday School every Sunday at $50
PRAYER Meeting every W ednesday night
BAPTIST CHURCH.
Pastor, Rev. J. Il Butter.
Preaching each Sunday at a. m.
and night.
Business meeting Thursday night be-
fore the 4th Sunday.
Sunday School every Sunday at $3.50 a.
m.
Prayer Meeting every Thursday night.
CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN.
Pastor, Rev. ]. F. Price.
Preaching lst ard 3nd Sunday in each
month.
Sunday School opens at $3.50 every
Sunday.
Teachers meeting meets every We'd
nesday night.
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN.
Pastor, Rev. Ben Andres.
Preaching every Sunday.
Sunday School every Sunday at $3.50
a. m.
Prayer Meeting every Wednesday
night.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH.
Pastor Elder ]. Shelby Rowe.
Preaching 1st and 3rd Sunday in each
month at II a. m. and night
Sunday School every Sunday at!L9:30
a. m.
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OUR DIRECTORY.
City Government.

City Government.
co.,
J. W. Blue. Jr., MAYOR.
w. II. Walker, JUDGE.
Jas. L. Travis. CLERK.
". X. Woods, TREASURER.
Jno. A. Moore. ATTORNEY.
A. s. Cannan. CHIEF Of POLICE.
CouNCILMEN-H. v. Stone, W.
u. Cannan. Henry Paris, DIR. Geo. W.
tone, r. Z. Flanary and Geo. c. Gray.
Regular meeting Of City Council sec
ond Tuesday night in each month.
CITY COURT first Monday in each
month.
Court Calendar.
CIRCUIT COURT eonyenes on the
third Monday In March, the fourth IN
June and the third In November.
COUNTY COURT eonvenes on the
second Monday m each month.
QUARTERLY COURT eonvenes on
the fourth Monday in each month.
FISCAL COURT conyenes on the
first Tuesday in April and October.
Court Officials and
County Officers.
CIRCUIT JCDGE-J. +. Gordon.
COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY -
| Jno. l.. Grayot.
COUNTYJUDGE- Walter A. Black
burn.
SHERIFF.. +. Flanary.
DEPUTY J. A. {. Pickcns.
| COUNTY ATTORNEY Carl Hen
dcrson.
| CIRCUIT CLERK -Jno. G. Asher.
| COUNTY CLERK &C, +. Weldon.
| DEPUTY-C. V. Franks.
! ASSESS0R-Dr. ], A. Davidson.
| JAILER-A. II. Travis.
SCHOOL SUP'T. -jno. Il. Paris.
CORONER g. Chas, Walker.
SURVEYOR. +. Sullenger.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-28
Nay, Nay, A!phonse!

From the Saturday Evening post.
 Ambassador Jusserand. from France, was one of the party of diplomatists who accompanied the President to the open- ing of the Jamestown exposition.
 The ambassador, who is small and ner- vous, grew tired of the exercises before they were over, and concluded to go back to the hotel. He left accompanied by Mime. Jusserand. Conveyances we're few. The ambassador looked around aud saw several surreys standing.
 He clapped his hands. whistled mad shouted, but the drivers paid not atteu- ton to him. Then he trudged over and said: 'I desire to engage this carriage"
 Can't" replied the driver.
 Cannot? And why?"
 Because these carriages is reserved for the Presidents friends
 The ambassador hopped up and down. But l am ze Presidents friend" he ex- claimed lapsng slightly from the punc- tilious English he usually employs.
 The driver looked the ambassador over, You one of the Presidents friends?' he inquired, scornfully. (Which one?'
 q am ze ambassador from France-ze ambassador from France, I tell you"
 The driver grinned. He leaned out and shook warning finger in the diplomat ist's face, Now see here," he said, you can't come that over me, Alphonse.