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The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
His Turn.

Giovanni Allessandro Guiseppe Pie
tro Tellegreni had been coming to
school all winter clad in raiment
which raised perpetual wonder in his
teachers mind, both as to how G. A.
G. p. Tellegreni managed to keep his
circulation working and how the vari-
GUS sections of his clothes succeeded
in retaining discreet proximity to
each other. But now the warm wealth.
er had come. and on the first really
hot day, 10! Giovanni appeared in a
whole, heavy winter suit. with the
coat buttoned up to his chin. After
sundry covert chances in his direction.
each of which had caused her to mop
her perspiring forehead, she asked
Giovanni, why don't you take off
your coat? 1t makes me warm to look
at you" GiovanN looked at her an
pealingly for a moment and then
burst forth: "Oh, teacher, don't make
me take it off. Me brother has been
wearing it all winter, an it's my
turn now!"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
GENTLE IN HIS CRITICISM.
World Would Be Better For More Men
Like Ephraim Farlowe.

The shortcomings of his neighbors
never troubled Ephraim Farlowe. He
found so many excuses for them that
IL seemed in the end as If none but
the most ill-natured person would pre-
sumo to mention them in a spirit of
criticism.
On his farm Mr.. Farlowe employed
the same rose-colored glasses which
made the views of life so pleasant to
his gentle eyes
Kind OF a rowing critter, she is" he
said one day, referring to a COW which
had wandered from pasture and led
him chase of several miles. Seems
to like variety; but | tell We, it beats
all what an eye she's got for slightly
spots to locate. Where | found her
twas so pretty, | declare | felt to
praise her for leading me up there"
There was hen which would have
tried the patience of any ordinary
farmer beyond the endurance limit.
but Mr.. Farlowe found a good deal to
admire in her.
shes got ambition beyond any
other men L ever saw he remarked
one day, as he followed the hens
hasty exit from the parlor. Stands to
reason there's something out of the
common in hen thatll start in TO
lay an egg in my Sunday hat. Course
| had to shoe her out of it, but | don't
know as | blame her any
one day the cow which had such an
eye for slightly spots kicked violent
ly while Mr.. Farlowe was milking
her, sent the pail flying so that all the
milk was spilled, and overturned the
stool.
i declare" said Mr.. Farlowe. after
a moments silent contemplation of
the ruin his favorite had wrought.
Il don't know but that shall have to
give in that she is kind of thought
less, now an again. Youths Com.
panion.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28

Silas and his family returned three
days later. Maria's keen eye was
quick to note the triumphant look on
her fathers face, and the unwonted
and apparently defiant way in which
he held up his head. She noted that
he held Lucinda's hand in his, and
that Lucinda also held her head high
and looked fearlessly into the face of
Silas. The moment the wagon came
to standstill, Pa said without a tire.
NOR in his voice:
You needn't git out any of you.
You'll find ev'rything you brought to
this house and even more in your
own house down. the road l car.
ried them there while you were gone.
They should never have been taken
away and brought here. Th.J house
and all that's in it is mine-mine and
Lucindy's, and"
Maria and Silas had alighted from
the wagon and stood, with their bag
gage in hand, just outside the gate
way ready to enter.
I'm the name of sense" began
Maria; but her father threw up his
hand with the warning gesture she
knew she must heed, and added:
Silence, M'ri'l We have no re.
proaches to heap upon you; we have
no hard feelings even. We are too
happy for that. We're just as happy
as ev'ry bride and bridegroom should
be- Yes. we're bride and bridegroom.
Better hurry on home now, for Il
looks real show'ry."
He walked into the house with his
arm around Lucinda's waist and a
radiant smile on his wrinkled face.
while Silas and Maria, dazed into
speechlessness, drove on to their
own home, writhing under a deserved
sense Of utter defeat.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
TREATMENT INDUCED A CHILL.
Remedy Given In Hospital Tent MUGS
Have Been Pleasant.

The captain tells a story which runs
something like this: In camp one
morning the first sergeant reported
that Private B had a chill. rs it
a serious one?" asked the captain.
We'll, sir, don't know just how seri-
Gus 1t is, but it's a big one, for it
seems to be all over him, and he
weighs 200 pounds. On seeing him
the captain found him looking rather
blue, and instructed the first sergeant
to send him to the surgeon in charge
of corporal.
Soon after breakfast the captain
saw the corporal and asked him how
the man was getting on. "Oh, he's
all right now" was the reply, Il took
him up to the hospital tent, and when
saw what kind of medicine the doc.
or gave him had a chill too ARMY
and Navy Life.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28

They were like pair of children
freed from irksome parental restraint
Pa put on his apron and helped to pre-.
pare the dinner. Now and then his
cracked voice rose in snatches of mer-
ry song. His spirits were at high
tide when they sat down to the table
set between the two front windows
where sunshine flooded the room.
This is great, Lucindy! | feel
as If was about 20 years old. reck-
on that if M'ri' and ST could see us
now they'd feel that they'd no cause
10 worry bout us not being able to
take keer of ourselves"
Suddenly he dropped his knife and
fork, brought his two calloused palms
together with a resounding clap,
Jumped to his feet and said
Good Lord"
why what is it, Pa Allen?' asked
Lucindy.
This!" he cried, running to her
side and putting one arm around the
back Of her chair, while he leaned
over her and said eagerly and rapidly:
Lucinda! why can't we keep this
up right along? Why not? Listen to
me! This house is mine-mine. This
farm is mine By ev'ry law of right
II should be mine to do as please
with while | live. / spent the best
years or my life toiling to earn il. IL
is wrong. wrong, wrong that my home
should be invaded in this way, my
Just rights ignored. And it is. equally
wrong that you should have been
made to give up your own home and
TO be situated as you are. 1t is all
wrong, and it is wrong for us TO sub
init 20 1t. Lucinda, you have lived
more than a year in this house with
me- and you know that love peace
and that | am well disposed man.
You wouldn't be afraid to trust your
happiness to my keeping, now would
you, Lucindy?"
She looked up at him and said
frankly:
No, | would not"
Nor would | be afraid to trust
my happiness to you after what I've
seen of your kind and gentle ways.
Lucinda, were not such very old peo.
pie, We may have many years of
life before us, and we have the right
to make them happy and peaceful
years. They never can be that un.
der the rule Of our children, who have
no right to run over us. Marry me,
Lucinda! Marry me now-this very
day! I'll hitch up after dinner and we
can drive over to Elder Penfield's and
come back man and wife,"
"l-l--why, it don't seem as If / |
could, Pa Allen"
Yes, you can now! You got to-"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Charlie Remembered Her.

A young woman of social promi.
nence and responsibility was to unite
with the church in her home town and
desired the ordinance of baptism by
immersion in water, desiring the
primitive custom of going to the river.
Among the number that gathered TO
witness the baptism was a little u.y
friend, Charlie, about four years old.
The proceedings were entirely new TO
the child, and he looked on with
strange curiosity as the candidate
was led into the river. The spring
freshets had made the river somewhat
turbulent, and it was with difficulty
that the minister maintained his foot.
ing. During the following week the
young woman called at the home of
his family. and after the usual greet.
ings said to the little boy as she ex.
tended her hand:
Come here. Charlie and see mo.
You do not know who ! am, do you?"
she continued.
Yes, indeed. do" said the boy.
You is that woman that went in
swimmin with the minister on Sun
day. Judges Library.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Just the Size.

II understand dat dere will be sew.
eral bogus animals on de stage" said
the long and lanky tramp as he read
the sign "Supes Wanted"
YES replied the short and stout
wayfarer. 81 am going to play de head
of de elephant and me fat pardner il
going to play de hind legs"
HIM Then l suppose dere is no
chance for tall, thin supe like me?"
"Oh, yes, pard, you could play do
neck of de giraffe"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Her Disease.

One day Marjorie, aged three, want
ed to play doctor with her sister.
Marjorie was the doctor" and she
came to make a call on her sister,
who made believe she was sick. do
you want 10 know what you've got?"
the doctor asked, after a critical ex-
animation. YES" family assented
the sick woman. You've got dirty
hands" said Marjorie. dropping in dis
gust the wrist on which she had been
feeling the pulse.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
But, Thew Had Not

At a political meeting the chair
man asked at the end of the candi-
dates speech whether fanny gintle-
man has amy question to ask?'
Some one rose and propounded an
Inquiry mildly critical of the prevail
Ing political belief. A politician be-
hind raised club and struck him to
the floor. The chairman looked round
and asked quietly: Amy other gin
tleman a question to ask?"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
DOCTORS FOOD TALK
Selection Of Food One of the Most I'm.
portant Acts in Life.

A Mass. doctor says: Our health
and physical and mental happiness
are so largely under our personal con.
troll that the proper selection of food
should be, and is one Of the most i'm
portant acts In life.N
"On this subject, I may say that I
know Of no food equal in digestibility.
and more powerful in point of nutri-
ment. than the modern Grape-Nuts.
four heaping teaspoons OF which is suf.
ficient for the cereal part OF a meal.
and experience demonstrates that the
user is perfectly nourished from one
meal to another.
Il am convinced that the extensive
and general use Of high class foods of
this character would increase theterm
Of human life. add to the sum total of
happiness and very considerably i'm
prove society In general. am free to
mention the food, for / personally
know Of its value"
Grape-Nuts food can be used by
babes in arms. or adults. IL is ready
cooked, can be served instantly.
either cold with cream, or with hot
water or hot milk poured over. All
sorts Of buildings and fancy dishes can
be made with Grape-Nuts. The food
is concentrated and very economical,
for four heaping teaspoons are sufi-
cient for the cereal part Of a meal.
Read the little book, The Road to
Wellville," In pkgs. There's a Rea-
son."
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Just the Size.

II understand dat dere will be sew
eral bogus animals on de STAGE" said
the long and lanky tramp as he read
the sign "Supes Wanted"
Yes" replied the short and stout
wayfarer, II am going to play de head
of de elephant and me fat pardner is
going to play de hind legs"
HIM! Then I suppose dere is no
chance for tall, thin supe like me?"
"oh, yes, pard, you could play de
neck of de giraffe"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Home, Sweet Home.

The wife OF naval officer attached
TO the academy at Annapolis has in
her employ an Irish servant, who re.
Gently gave evidence of nostalgia.
you ought to DO contented and
not pine for your old home, Bridget"
said the lady OF the house. You are
earning good wages. your work is
light, everyone is kind to you. and
you have lots OF friends here"
"Yis, num- sadly replied Bridget;
but it's not the place where | be that
makes me so homesick; it is the
place where | don't be-"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Satisfied.

A seedy-looking loafer, having or
dered and eaten large and sumptu-
Gus dinner explained to the waiter
that he had no money.
The waiter Immediately told the
restaurant proprietor, who sent for a
policeman.
The proprietor, going up to the I'M
welcome guest, explained that he had
sent for a policeman.
Thank goodnessl you didn't send
for a stomach pump" the seedy one
replied. with huge contentment.-Il.
Illustrated Bits.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
A Spider That Eishes

Prof Berg, in Buenos Ayres. has
discovered a spider which practices
hshing at times. In shallow places it
spins between stones q two-winged,
cohical net, on which II runs in the
water and captures small fish, tad.
poles, etc. That IL understands it's
work well is shown by the numerous
shriveled skins OF little creatures that
lie about In the web net.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
knottY Poin, 70 nscld.

rs a goat a Sheep" is geological
question that the commissioners OF
this county have been called upon to
decide officially There has long been
state law providing that the county
shall reimburse farmers for sheep
Killed by dogs. A. r. Harvard, of
Mifiin township. has filed claim for
500 for Angora goats so destroyed
Columbus correspondence, Pittsburs
Dispatch.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
NERVOUS COLLAPSE
IS OFTEN PREVENTED BY Or.
WILLIAMS PINK PILLS.
Taken When the First Warning Synnp-
toms Are Noticed Much Needless
Suffering May Be Saved.


toms Are Noticed Much Needless
Suffering May Be Saved.
Are you troubled with pallor, loss of
spirits, waves of heat passing over the
body, shortness of breath after slight
exertion, peculiar skipping of the
heart beat, poor digestion, cold extremi-
ties or feeling of weight and fullness?
Do not make the mistake of thinking
that these are diseases in themselves
and be satisfied with temporary relief.
This is the way the nerves give warn
ing that they are breaking down. r.
simply means that the blood has become
impure and cannot carry enough nourisb-
ment TO the nerves to keep them healthy
and able to do their work.
Rest, alone, will sometimes give the
needed relief. The tonic treatment bv
DIR. Williams Pink Pills, however. pre-
vents the final breakdown of the nerves
and the more serious diseases which
follow, because the pills act directly
upon the impure blood, making it rich,
red and pure.
Mrs. +. @. Bradley, of 1903 Parsells
avenue, Rochester, n. Y, saws:
II was never very healthy and some
years ago, when in a rundown condi-
ton, suffered nervous shock, caused
by a misfortune TO a friend. 1t was so
great that was untitled for work.
Z" L was just weak, low-spirited and
nervous. 1 could hardly walk and could
not bear the least noise. NV appetite
was poor and did not care for food. /
couldn't sleep well and once for two
weeks got scarcely an hours sleep. 1
had severe headaches most of the time
and pains in the back and spine.
" l was treated by two doctors, being
under the care of one of them for six
months. l got no relief and then de.
cided to try DR.. Williams Pink Pills. I
soon began to feel better and the i'm
provement was general. NY appetite
became hearty and nay sleep better.
The headaches all left and also the pains
in my back. A few more boxes entirely
cured me and 1 was able to go back TO
work. felt splendid and as though I
had never been sick"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are invaluable
in such diseases as rheumatism, after
effects of the grip and fevers, neuralgia.
st. Nitus' dance and even partial |
paralysis and locomotor ataxia.
DIR. Williams Pink Pills are sold by |
all druggists, or will be sent, POSTPAID, |
on receipt of price, 90 cents per box, six |
boxes for $3.50, by the DR.. Williams |
Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y,
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Has Forgotten Her ENGLISH.

Nine. Modjeska for 25 years was a
household name among theater-goers,
yet now that she is writing her
memoirs she says she finds it neces.
sary to go back to her native Polish
and rely upon the services OF a trans.
lator to remake her book into Eng
lish.-Chicago Evening Post.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Twenty.one Yards Of saus.,.

In the rivalry to make the biggest
sausage some wonderful specimens
are being produced by Germans in
pennsylvania. The latest record.
breaker is the work of Jacob Acker.
man, of Limeport 1t Is Ga feet eight
inches long.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
NapoIeon,s Famous War Hors.

Marengo, the famous war charger of
Napoleon, is said to have been the
greatest horse known to modern his
tory. The emperor rode Marengo for
the last time in the battle OF Mount
St Jean, where the horse received his
seventh wound. The steed died at the
age of Sc years.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
GUESSING at II.

I'D like to know" said Dumley,
what this quotation means: Sic
transit gloria mundi
Search mel" replied Virgins.
Those first two words, though,
sound as If they might have some
thing to do with an ambulance"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, 81,

LUCAS EQUITY.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he Is senioi
partner OF the nrm Of +. J. CHENEY g. Co, doing
business in the City Of Toledo. County ami State
Aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each aud every
case OF CATARRH that cannot be cured by the OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed 10 my presence,
this 9th day Of December, a. D.. 1856.
.11E A. '" Eo gLhHI prn,,o
49, w. %n'A ehAANs
Halrs Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testim Jnials. Tree.
FL. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 1jc.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Hot Shot tor .ho M.

Speaking at Carliff, Wales. recent
ly' Miss Gawthorpe. a suffragette,
stated that brides bushes are
caused by the knowledge of the kind
of man she is going to marry.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Injury from Mosquitoes.

New Jersey has many places ideal
In situation and accessibility, and one
such place developed rapidly to a GER
tain point and there it stood, halted
by the mosquitoes that bred in the
surrounding marsh lands. Country
club, golf, tennis and other attrac-
tons ceased 20 attract when attention
was necessarily focused on the biting
or singing pests that intruded every.
where, and the tendency was to sell
out. But the owners were not ready
to suit vithsut q fight, and an i'm.
provene.t pseiety was formed which
consultes with my efics and followed
my advice. In ore year the bulk OF
the breesiHs area was drained, mos.
suitees have since been absent al.
most entirely; one gentleman, not a
large swnsr, either, told me his prop
erty had Increased $4,000 in value,
and new settlers began to come in.
This year one Of the worst breeding
areas of the olden day was used as
camping gorund, and 100 new resi-
dences are planned for next year
Prof. John B. Smith, in the Popular
Science Monthly.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
A Future Son.

"Tiggs' great-grandfather fought in
the revolution; his grandfather fought
in the war of 1872; his father fought
in the war between the states"
How about Tiggs?"
He fought in the peace congress-"
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28

At sea level water bells at 21s de
grees, F.; at height 81 1e,eee feet at
1913 degrees, F.. When Darwin crossed
the Andes in 1885 he boiled potatoes
for three hours without making them
soft.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Does Your Had Aohsf

If so, get box Of Krause's Hes6Ache
Capsules of your Druggist. 25e. Norman
Lishty Mfg. Co., Des usiaes, la.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28

Paper pals are the latest sanitary
device for the delivery of pure milk
in London and other large English
towns. They are used only once.
They are made OF pulp and are steril
ized by a heat OF 600 degrees Fahren-
holt
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28

In order to size up the average man
correctly, get his estimate of himself
and knock of so per cent
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28

We gain strength OF the temptation
we .esist.-Emerson.
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething softens the gurus reduces IN
Examination. aays pain, cures wind colo. 25c bottle
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Imnortant 60 Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle Of CAsToR1A,
a safe and sure remedy for infants and children.
and see that 1t
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Paper PaIle for MIX.

In Uso For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
The Yale expositor., 1907-06-28
Ending a Tyranny


Copyright by Joseph B. Bowles.)
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-05

NEW YORK. January Ar G. Dun
& Co. review OF trade tomorrow VIII
say.
The new year opens bright with a
promise in business circles. no excessive
stocks being carried over and results OF
inventories meet sanguiue anticipations.
IL is especially noticeable iu dispatches
from the West that there was less than
the customary ION in business during
the holiday season. while bargain sales
are rapidly disposing OF the moderate
supplies remaining un hand Tn the
leading industries contracts on the books
are very large and plants operate fun
time. except when materials or fuel cam
not Doe secured or finished products cam
not De forwarded TO consumers. There
is much complaint from Northwestern
-four mills Oh this point and export
trade is also restricted because grain
and other merchandise fail 10 reach the
seaboard promptly. To this delay may
be attributed part Of tho decrease ~
$.I49 $50 in exports from this port for
The last week. as compared with the
movement a year aso. while imports OK
ceeded the very heavy total FOR the pre-
vous year by Sl.5s1.590.
Many new contracts for large tom
mage ~ steel appeared during the past
week
"Businezs in the primary market for
ttxtiles has been interrupted by tho
holidays and inventories but work IS
progressing in preparation on new Nnes
FOR the coming season. A few sales OF
sheetings have been made to China. the
first export business from that qtarter
for long time. and more orders could
have been secured by the making %
moderate concessions. Revival Of for
eign interests tends To strengthen the
tone OF the market Operations are still
conservative in mems wear woOiens al
though agents are confident THAT activity
Will soon appear but it IS stll uncertain
as TO the direction in which developments
will come.
steady absorption o. spot cotton and
fear or pressure against the short ac-
counts I'm tive option market brought
higher quotations and much covering OF
outstanding contracts"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-05
Cotton Letter
By MILLER d COMPANY

Absence OF nco developments gave tho
market narr4s swing to-day. and there
was much less doing. cables sven. ouiaf.
at to deDI ne. receipts were flii. arl
both sides preferred Co restrict operations
Tor the time being there being mn impress
sion that the ginners' figures rsNf v...s
would prove tire tgulne point OF tho
market am up-turn of Importance. should
tl"v prove light. and nothing more than
temporary decline should they Doe rerl-
tli All o. tho favorable conditions.
sact as good trade. Grmness in spots.
scarcity or desirable grades. and Very
hiE exports. must eventually help prices.
even n tne crop proves very large. while
continued heavy receipts have been fuiiy
taken into account iu calculating tho
market probabilities Liverpool sold hero
and tho local spot concerns disposed of
considerable Juls. There was an fdo1
that Liverpool viu turn bulush shortly.
and thus lead the way 20 n higher mar
ket. which would meet with prompt Zee
Spouse hero. as bear efforts no longer
meet with success. Insight for the week.
is9 oo. last ycar. 29.0ao. total 20 date.
S293. 1oo; last year. 7.r-foo Spots to-
dav unchanged ar 5000. Liverpool is
due TO come az to % higher I'm the morn
inr