The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-08-02
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS. :


eSStiA dLG lltG only ones CIllC car
be extracted without pain.
Ever notice how a man whose wife
IS away visiting is watched?
aou needn't take any pains to give
me devil his due; he'll get it.
livery good farmer has three or fou1
Joos laid up for a rainy day.
AT the summer resort every summer
is lne hottest II they ever had.
what are you M about NEST fire.
queftly? In our case, it is because we
The family skeleton usually comes
out or the closet to referee the family
Quarrels.
How many times some men can
make fools of themselves without find
ing 1t out.
a sood many people make promises
10 lecturers and candidates that they
never keep.
The amateur gardner is usually an
isn't better.
People talk about different tempera-
laents, when they really mean differ
ent tempers.
1t is particularly easy to deceive a
woman when it comes to aging nice
Things about her.
What has become oe the old-fashioned
man who referred to the harness on his
horses as gears"
me world seems to accept the doc
trine that man should give his friend
q little the best of it.
occasionally there is a good man who
is also 20 stupid that he win not know
heaven When he sees it.
one reason fewer girls than boys
Know how to swim is that girls rely
on someone teaching them.
hit John B%arleycorn every time you
get a chance. Even behaving his best.
ne Is meditating mischief.
If a man is sufficiently in love. he
imagines heNthinks poetry. even though
ne doesn't attempt to write it.
We have noticed that when a wom-
an hears that another woman was
meyer in love, she says Bah"
Some men are so mean they like to
.aHe their wives advice so they can
,ell them later how worthless it was.
The new n~eighbors next door all
ways turn out better thar their fur
hlture looks when it arrives on a wag-
on.
1t Is a remarkable crowd of children
VINO can play games for twenty min
utes without quarreling over who is
it" -
You are no peach" we heard a
young man say to q girl at Forest
park, lately; there are no peaches this
said to a reporter today: We farmers
are very busy in the harvest field
When an agent calls to collect. he
IS not near as polite as he was when
called to o you into signing the
contract. ~
The Lancaster Literary society will,
next Saturday night settle he question
Can a shiftiess person help being
shiftless@ " oeHis
When Il widow says she will never
marry again, she usually follows the
statement with a proviso beginning
with unless"
the girls thai it is a greater complt-
to be called a peach this wear
1t was last.
Via has become of the old-fashioned
man who described his anger by saw
ing he was mad enough 10 bite q az
penny nail in two?"
How much useless talk we fnd,lee
IN. Keep track of yourself some day
ana note how much time you waste
m talking fooIishness.
Judging by what happens afterward
mere must be a lot of bad luck omens
not noticed at the time.
When a man kills himself for a
he gets lots of hpt
when a woman kills herself for
man she is laughed at.
Years may come and years NAV go.
but the time will never arrive when a
man Will sit up and patch his wife's
after she is asleep in bed.
The man who butts into a family row
has a large bump of good Judgment 4
compared with the visiting ball PLAYER
starts n fight with the umpire.
Inc United States buys about. go per
cent. of the total diamond OUTPUT Of
south Africa, but there are still a good
many girls who haven't been supplied
II a man borrows your lawn mower,
falls to return it. don't become
and let your grass be-
ragged; borrow another lawn
and go to work.
1t is goilg to be hard when a woman
to heaven n finds herself flying
lround in a one-piece robe, with no !
for feeling in the back if her /,
skirt and her waist are together.
An unfortunate child is one whose
mother has a short memory. She
her children pleasures that only yes
.erday she was a child, and begged for
them herself.
a pretty and modest girl shocked ,ht.
recently. N this reporter is
I tough old n The girl wore q see
more waist, md. when she stopped to
play with a cat. the sight was tole.-
ahle dreadful. Are these waists worn
because they are cornfortab BILE. or he
they shock the men?
For seventeen years an Atchison
SroInan has concealed the fact that she
vas related 10 the Robgers, a particu-
atly worthless family. Then one of
he Atchison wonlan's family died. and
Eobsers, as kin, appeared at the
1t was zoe much for anyone
TO Fear and she has Deer Frustrated
2ver since.
An A1chison expert in flirting says
wGen YOU take mold OF a girls
oo nd and CHI. lNocy't ca,y
but sets that cold, steel gray look In
her eyes, as il size had sick headache.
had Better let lose and run. But If
the girl grabs her hand away, and
Now you stop" the expert says
keep right on; it's all right.
THE PlERSOT COLLAR.
There is a little collar now in fashion