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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
ANNOUNCEMENT.

DR.. Clark. who has been out OF town
for his health during the summer, has
resumed business and can be found
at his Office. 1919 South Holman street
DR.. J. A. Graham. graduate
of Queens University will enter the
office with DR.. Clark and will be pre-
pared to make Ills at all hours.
Office phone. 173.
Night calls-Second floor SO and IS
State street, old Masonic Temple.
-11-11-tE
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
BOY kills His stenfather.

Leakenworth, Kan. Dec Sol A.
Ehman, a plumber here, was shot and
killed by Frank Ulrich, his stepson.
Tlrich was arrested In Jail he said
that he had shot Gilman in defense Of
his mothers life He said Ehman
was chasing Mrs. Ehman around the
room threatening her with a corn
knife.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Big Oil Well SHOUTING.

Jennings. La. Dec. 30.-From the
Noble company's well No. !, which
came in on the new tract fully a quar-
ter of a mile southwest of the proven
field. oil is spouting high in the air, es-
tinated by oil experts TO be doing At
least 5000 barrels per day.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Pope Eulogizes O'Connell.

Rome, Dec. 30.-In receiving in pri-
vate audience William Redmond, NJ. r.
for East Clare. the pope, learning that
Redmond represents the constituency
which returned Daniel O'Connell in
1929. said: you have noble prede
cessor; follow him in everything"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Taft Endorsed in Kansas.

Topeka. Kan, Dec 30.-At a ses.
sion of the Republican state central
committee Secretary Taft was unani-
mously indorsed as the choice of the
party in Kansas for the presidency Of
the United States The state conven-
ton is called for March A at Topeka.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Mother Killed by Her Son.

Sroudsburg. Pa, Dee. 50. - Mrs.
George Hoenshilt. of Scranton, was &C
cidentaily shot and killed here by her
eight year-old son Lewis. Mrs. Hoan-
shit was talking to friend over the
telephone when her son, who had pre-
viously been shooting at mark with &
Flohert rife. pointed the weapon a.
her and pulled the trigger.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
werl.Known Minstrel Dead.

Columbus, o, Dec. 80. - Boardman
Carnes, a well-known minstrel and in.
terlocutor. and assistant business
manager Of the AL G. Fields Ministries,
is dead ut Point Pleasant, w Va. Of
pneumonia. He was thirty-four years
of age.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Alone at Nighs she Knls Herself.

Pittsburg. Dec. So - Estella Hart
zall "clild-wife" Of George r. Hart
zer killed herself because she could
no longer endure being left alone at
night. The husband is employed as Il
night brakeman in the Pennsylvania
railroad yards. and failed to heed the
pleading OF his wife. who was only
sixteen years old. that he quit and
seek day employment.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Two Children Burned to Death.

Seattle. Wash, Dec 80. - Fire de-
stroyed the Washington Chldren's
Home. south of Seattle. Two children
were burned to death and the matron
and a nurse were injured. The others
ESCAPED clad only in their nightrobes.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
CAPT. BUNDE AFTER THIEF.

The local police got word this morn
ing from the Waukegan police that
John Paul. who was wanted here for
robbing a boarding house in Roby. was
arrested and is being held Captain
Bunde accordingly left this afternoon to
bring the man back here where he
viii have TO stand trial Paul was
with stealing a watch. suit
of clothes and an overcoat from the
boarding-house near the Western Glue
cose company.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Free Pass To Be Extinct.

Atlanta. Ga, Dec. 3O.-The issuance
of free passes by all common carriers
in the state will cease on Jan. l, in
compliance with n general order re-
Gently issued by the state railroad com
mission.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Snow Storm in Minnesota.

Winona, Mimi. Dec. 80. = South.
ern Minnesota is experiencing a Sc
we're snowstorm. Railroad traffic Is
crippled. Street car service in Vino
ma has been suspended.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Eolinse of the Sun Coming.

Washington. Dec. 30.-An eclipse
of the sun will occur Jan. 3. and will
be partly visible in the southern states
Of the United States and the western
coast of North America.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
OVER THE TEA CUPS


daughter OF Mrs. A. /. &erryW Gather /
will wed DR. Nathan Lincoln Thomp- /
son of Everett Wash. ut the home OF
the brides mother. 400 south Holman I
street Only tho relatives 81 the bride I
Will be present al the ceremony Rev /
aIartinson OF indianapolis former pas
tor Of the Emmanuel Baptist church ot I
Hammond will read the service. the /
ring ceremony being used Tho bridal j
party VIII como 10 the 'front.' psvior
where the ceremony viii he read
through an aale formed - ropes -
smilaN. Little Katherine NertN "ea1a
er. daughter s. at ana Mrs Waiter
MerrFweat her' ot 'hl'sSe II "a'a1N
white irocN vii some uis' '"ft t'N
BASKET et il.t'es-'' N@"..
Ter ram nave go Fl
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- -. -. So,
Hr,,,,s ct 5sai,,,.,,e III, e,,,e ~,
bride and eroom Tho bride viii wear
n handsome gown of white chiffon
cloth over tafreta sak With trimmings
OF mousseli and rose point aad dueh-
ess lace. she viii carry red Jack
roses The going away gown is of
brown oroadeiotn win hat IL match
1illlheaia'eiy ioiio". ING TAG 'e'.'no"<
Ms.tdiNs S1ppt1 W. =" -
et41i"s iouni "l4o" = pea' s'''
49," WIN iosos' pa'iis ~"
rane,od Win, rs1n,s Ana forns III ana
NTra T,bor,nson ,vilI laaye III the
lo,cloc< wabash for chicago from whore
tbev win ca "a Fvorott wash where
Mr.. THOMPSON is engaged in the prac-
tice of medicine The bride has been
secretary to the superintendent of
schools here where she has many
friends, all of whom wish her much
happiness.
Mrs. A. St. Pierre ana daughter, Ma
-ble. Mrs. Anna Mcdonald and daugh-
ter. Marie, and Mrs. f. Joy Of Chicago,
were the guests OF Mr.. and Mrs John
sherby and family OF truman street
yesterday
Mr. and Mrs William Spencer OF Chi
'cago attended the Masonic dedication
exercises saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Loucks OF East
Chicago attended the dedication o. the
new Masonic Temple saturday.
virgil Loucks and carr Ihomas OF
East Chlcaso VISITED lrlehus IN liam
'i'oi'o On
MISS Elsa Lau,Inah % Mich'sah Ivy
go for ~, da,,s r,art - 60
s,osto.5a,s 80 80, so,'araI da,,s ,,-i+I,
relatives
Mise Fiore,ca rohIocl If 1tich,ean
CITY, was the guest Of Miss Mar
Krost Yesterday on her way to Chi
cago where she will spend the week
with relatives and friends
Henry Newcomer has returned to his
home in Lowell. after a short visit
1 No. '' straat - - . - ''''''' -
eits A I,,-i % eli''f'lI
mother, Mrs. Swift
Arthur n,on ard t4arhor+ A,+ho,,,
Of Marenro III were the guests Of
Misses Mable and Lulu Sherry at their
home in Truman avenue
Mr.. and Mrs. T. f. Spellman of En-
glewood were the guests Of Mr. and
Mrs. r. S. Caller of Douglas street, over
Sunday.
Me- : vvat.ar IL r7os+ cticooo s,e,+
a. Al, r,,t+1 frtons, Il tIar,+,ond
MIS- l. hpacK OF nltihs was
al A'aii'iio"o 'ouUy On
Andrew Marshall OF East Chicago was
u business visitor in Hammond today
4 Bainne OF Whiting was in Ham
mond today on business
nrrs roro,,,o, of t,,ho~+-,4oIo voc =,
44ar,3r,ond snonniry todax
MIS-. olela Nililhah q SCUM 6ehu'
Is spehuins lew Gays win Aiie"os III
1ishiiloiu
Miss Dutmer Of Auburn Park. Ill,
is the guest Of Miss Marie Rack for a
few days
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30

known as the hammond Nomans
chorus VIII meet '"i'R"' AZ ''e' !" 'oe
"'b"
''e"'S ''''s ' '' ''''.''
q pleasant WISH WIN '''"''Fe' j" O0e"-
M'ss '''''"" 7l."NV" "1S ,.'U''','
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Miss "'"e' Met''', anu N''ss'S. ~ -
,,ers tns -,e.ta af Miss grara lau-
-.,,,h ,...e.,r,is,. 81 brr home III So,tfh
lg,t.,.s,t str..f
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-,
ATS. rams Nape went y lNNI 'ots
morning 'o spend re" 03Ns WIN rel
'NNes ana friends
Miss Frances Kiodrowsld spent sun
daH With friends tu chicago.
Miss Martha Afcvn is visiting friends
IA chicago TODAY
Mrs. 1.assiter has resigned her posi-
tion as clerk at Ruhstadts store.
George Aurena returned to his home
fla Lafayette. Ind. this morning after
few days visit with friends here.
Miss Mary Lobodzinsh was the guest
Of friends in Chicago yesterday.
Miss Gertrude Lochte and Sidney
Goldsmith were visitors in Chicago yes
terday
Miss Susan Gehri1e has resigned her
position as clerk at Ruhstadts.
Nftse I,1ororttn, Os.rav.s1,, of ty,,,-
thorne spent sunday with her brother
in Hammond
Mr. and Mrs. William Kuhn gave q
very delightful dinner party yesterday
at their home in State street in honor
Of Mr.. Kuhn's birthday anniversary.
four course dinner was served at II
o'clock In the dining room which had
pretty decoration Of holly and mistle-
toe The guests We're: Messrs and
Mesdames Fred Huppman. Charles
hummer henry Flppe' misses Della
range ana marina r1efkher' Messrs.
I Ii'.,,, Boyer ST. fienry boyer' Jr'' ana
:" '''is'ii i'0S -
Mrs Arthur thompson Is visiting In
Chleaso today
Mrs. Goldgert is spending the day
- '''' > = : o0'
MISSES A'ioe norm anu OarrIe MlleS
spent the DAY with friends IN chicago.
Miss Margaret Hahlweg has resigned
~. i'9'''o'' . e'e' n - -'0''| ''''' -
ne LauIes Aio society o. 'he irst
Nle' iouist r-piseopal cllureh are hololhs
afternoon at the home of Mrs. James
Whitby in Muenich court
do, With M ond NTrs Tob, parna.
dine at their home in Chicago.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Merryweather
of Shelby. came this afternoon to visit
Mrs. A. E. Merryweather and family
of South Holman street
Mr.. and Mrs. Watts have returned to
their home in Winimac after spending
a pleasant week with Mr.. and Mrs II.
H. Cappis of State Line street
Mrs IT. A. Mcconnell and daughter.
Edith. who have been visiting in Mil
ford, Ill, the past week, returned home
Saturday.
Miss Janet Blackburn has returned
from a short visit with friends in
Plano. III.
'-ie
R1acl-hrrn of Harrison s+rao+ yostar-
dov
NJ anu -ll > by oe anu va us '.'ei
10 - -
Mrs. Tendbrook and Mrs. Jewel and
daughter Lucille OF Champaign. Ill are
guests at the home of Mr.. and Mrs
J. " iiouser OF CarFoh street
Mrs c. C. Smith is expected home
the last OF the week from an extended
visit with her daughter Mrs Lou
Morris of Providence. r.
A H Chave of Montreal. Canada
came Saturday to attend the wedding
of Miss Flora Merryweather and Dr.
w. l. Thompson
Miss Clara Dibos returned to Chicago
today after short visit with he1
mother, Mrs Caroline Dibos Of Fayett'
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-12-30
Murder mystery of Harrison, NJ.
j., Is Being Gradually
Solved.
WOMAN WAS ANNIE OKEEFE
Story of Other Sin Seems Behind tbs
Crime of Murder.
Doctors Make an Autopsy and Decribe
Probably How the Murder Was
Done Mrs. Clayton's
Foul Taking on.

Newark. y. j., Dec 3O.-Stunned by
bows on the head and then thrust
headforemost into pool of water was
the mauner OF death Of the woman
" hos nude body was found on the
hackcnSacl, meadows II .he town Of
Harrison, last Thursday. This grue
some story was told at The autopsy
which left no doubt IS t. the details
of the 1urderous work. The body is
declared to be that Of Agnes O'Keele,
domestic. who had been employed by
several families ia Orange.
Doctors Describe the Murder.
The physicians discovered that the
woman had been struck twice on the
back Of the head with such force as
10 render her unconscious. and that
white this state. and still breathing,
she was pitched headforemost into the
pool. where she was drowned. There
were two abrasions at the base of the
brain behind the right ear. After in
dieting these, the physicians deter
mined. the murderer slit the wOman's
clothing from the neck down. This
feat was skillfully done, for though
the cutting was made with hardly more
than q single movement Of a keen
edged weapon that stroke made its
way through every thickness of cloth,
ing and at no time did the point Of
the knife enter the body.
Identification of the Woman.
The Identification of the dead wo-
man was first made by Mrs. Mar.
garet Wright. who conducts an EN-
ployment bureau in MOntclair, n. ].
She said that the woman had called on
her earlier in the month and asked for
employment Later Mrs. Wright's
identification was practically cOrrobor-
ated by Detective Sergeant DraybeH
Of Orange. \. J.. who said the wo-
mans name was Annie O'Keefe, and
that he knew her we'll two years ago
when she was employed in the home
of Thomas Nevins, contractor in
Orange.
Seems To Be the Old. Old Story.
The Harrison police have learned
much of Miss O'Keefe's movements
just before the murder from Thomas
Flanagan. an elevator man in New
ark department store. who after a visit
to the morgue. declared with positive
ness that Miss O'Keefe had been in
the store on Christmas Eve. and had
asked him if man had inquired for
woman in z red dress. He said that
Miss O'Keefc appeared nervous, and
after stating that she had an apart
ment with the man. remained at the
store for over an hour.
She Probably Met Him Later.
Later. Flanagan said. he saw and
! spoke to her in a Chinese restaurant,
/ and she told him that she had been I'M
/ able to find the man. He states that
/ the woman left the restaurant shortly
| before midnight The police say there
/ is no doubt that she finally met this
man. and after spending Christmas
! Day with him was lured into the Hack
! ensack meadows and murdered.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-04

| 1t is not best, as a rule, to send
specimens in an ordinary envelope, but
| it is better to send them thus than
not at all. Some specimens such as
dried leaves and bark may be sent in
this way If wrapped In several folds
of soft cloth.
/ In case any special method is neces
sary the empty package and the nee
essary preservatives will be forwa rded
free by post after the receipt of speci-
mems in the ordinary way proves in
effective.
Bottles containing fluid should be en-
closed in boxes in packing material so
as to preclude all possibility or break
age.
Specimens of leaves or twigs sent I'm
their natural condition should not be
gathered when wet, or if gathered wet
shouid be allowed to dry until they re-
sumo their dry-weather appearance. II
enclosed in a package wet they are
likely to become mouldly before arrival
and this is very undesirable Roots
should be moistened a. litt1e-iust
enough to preserve them in their nor
NAL condition until they arrive in Ho-
nolulu.
1t is very desirable that notes should
accompany the specimens, giving tie
condition of the plant or crop, the va
| rfety, its age, length of infestation,
| SOIL, nature of the present season.
kind of culture, estimated monetary
| loss, etc.
| The speaker then went on to describe
various diseases he had observed on
Hawaiian crops and the remedial
measures that may be adopted to les
sen or prevent the losses The follow
ing diseases were touched upon: the
gall-worm disease of the roots of va
rlous plants; diseases or rice, pine
apple, banana, alligator pear, algaroba
bean, vanilla, cassava, cacao, mango,
orange, prairie grass, sorghum, rub
Der, pear, peach, mulberry, fig and va
rious important diseases of timber.
The lecture was illustrated by lantern
slides prepared from diseased crops of
Hawaii.
Following this, Mr.. Blackman read
an interesting and instructive paper on
'The Camphor Industry pointing out
the possibilities for it's culture and de-
velopment here, as the islands are SO
centrally situated. He told of the Gull
tivation of the camphor tree in other
sections of the world, how the product
is secured and made ready for ship
ment and the average profits. In three
or four years, he said, a man with a
small area Of land would have an in
come of a thousand dollars a year from
the trees, the net income from an acre
varying from one hundred and fifty to
three hundred dollars
This ended the session, which was an
interesting one throughout.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-08
TENNIS
GAINS FAVOR
AFTER SLUMP

The United States National Lawn
Tennis Association this year made
provision IN its schedules for more
tournaments than for many seasons
before.
There has been an increase in the
number Of clubs IN this country
formed for the purpose Of playing
the game. and leagues for interclub
matches have been spTinging up
everywhere. This reflects the con
dition on the other side. too. The
Field, Of London. fnds the matter
worthy OF a leader IN a recent Issue.
The English publication takes Occa-
sion at the same time to point out
that the American method OF euCour-
aging lawn tennis IN the schools is
havi-S It's improving effect on th6
quality Of the game in this country.
Lawn tennis undoubtedly did fall
of IN favor IN the United States. but
since has come back strongly. 1t Is
4 considered by many persons here TO
be a safe prediction that the game
viii increase in popular favor 10 a
surprising extent in the next three
/ seasons Lawn tennis is regarded as
| having shown amazing vitality, be-
cause there are few sports which
dropped from public liking.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-08
CLEVELAND FANS
RECEIVE ROAST

Cleveland baseball fans and their cap
tious criticisms Of the unfortunate
Larry received a hard waIlOp from
George Z. Morrison Ia the Detroit Jour
nal on Thursday, when he said:
Even while the Maps were winning
Yesterday. the bugs We're roasting them.
Living IN Detroit ard just having been
in CHICAGO, two towns m which loyalty
and the boost habit are migrated in the
bugs. such an attitude toward a
baseball club OF UndOubted ability as Is
ehown here is beyond understanding
The average Cleveland bug seems 10
mink that I.ajoie should be on the team,
and again that he shouldn't They say
that he is a disorganizer, that the others
won't play for him. that he has
sweIed head, and still taey declare he
Is the greatest ballplayer that ever
lived. and would go to the mat IN a
minute with anyone who at 4mpted 10
provs that Hans Wagner or any other
balIplayer was his superior.
cleveland bugs should take trip 10
Chicago or Detroit and see how a
high class ball club Is appreciated
Chicago can give Detroit bugs cards
and spades and beat them at the root
Ing game. And the best Of it is that
the Chicago crowds are less prone to
vlciousIy roast the visiting team than are
the crowds in Cleveland. Probably The
balance on that score is in favor Of Chi
cage as against Detroit.
But with the Chicago bugs the Chi
caEo team IS the thing No matter
how many runs the visitors make the
hugs are there with the shouts of en-
couragement every time their club
comes TO bat and maybe those same
shouts didn't have something to do
with those rallies which came very near
tearing, out Of our grasp the games
pitched by Killian and SieVer after we
seemed TO have them WoE beyond any
chance.
."rhe Chicago bugs indulge in person
aHties as to the visiting team, but not
objectionably- When they got after q
Tige and the Tige came back in the
same spirit, there was nothing but the
best Of feeling on both sides.
Chicago is made up of sCr1ppcres in
business baseball, and every thing else
and tho way they warmed 10 tie fiery
Jennings was delightful TO his Detroit
admirers who journeyed to the battle
field. When two were cut and two
strikes were on the third batter in the
ninth, with the bases empty and Jen-
nlngs shouted at the top of his voice.
Come on. old boy, hit 'er out: the
game has only just started" the cheers
that went up for that gameness of
spirit We're as vociferous as any that
were given the SOX."
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-08
b. b. Lingo
Up to Date

"Oh. fatherT' quoth a tender maid,
Pray what Is this I read
About the baseball game they'd
played
Such language I ne'er seed!
1T says that .Twistem had great
form.
His speed was lightning-nke;
He was the goods. and very warm,
And ne hal EN- on the hikei
"A pitchers battles fireworks start;
'Strong's weak one Nibbsley
nabbed.
A rotten tnrow-buy him a Cart
Just air big Muggsey grabbed
Bibbs smashed to center for
sack.
'Squibbs cracked it on the nose;
'squiggs bobbled-failed TO get it
back;
'spitzbau turned on his hosel
"a Another marker. annexed twoT
Jones skted, but died alas!
Bean beat a bunt and Charley drew
A plainly framed-up passi
Then sIugger stung the sphere for
one.
And Swatem sent hi~s on.
While I<iuit warped 1t toward the
sun
It may come down by dawn!
They all romped home; the fans
went mad;
'"Oh. what a pudr" they cried;
Then Crackem. popped-hrst down
too bad;
Pink pumped TO Plum and diedi
'' 'Freigh got a bingle-stole TO sec;
Fish fozzIed Founders drive,
/ But Smasher almost broke its neck
Mere honey for our hive.
And 50 It goes-some other stuff
Left gardens brilliant catch.
Farm him. Look at that bush
league muff.'
'''Some Nv them fowls may
hatch,''
80 Il told you'd he connect with it!'
'Blim burned the sod % right!
Just watch US squeezed" "a
| dandy hit"'
law. bring that Jumps a lignt!'
".out at the pan: killed right at
homei
Now, what dye think Of
( that?"
And thus into the end she roams,
| Thro' phrases rich and fat.
/ "On. daddy, daddy" cried the girl,
My brain is troubled sore,
| And swirling, twirling IN a whirl-
Who won. and what's the scorer
Indianapolis News.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-08
ROCKVILLE ROUTS
TROOP F T0SSERS

ROCKVILLE. Nd. Sept AT the
fair grounds here this afternoon the
Rockville ball team defeated the team
from Troop F, Fort Myer. Va. Rock
Vile won by z 10 T. whiting. for the
home club. pitched good bah, and the
batting OF Hicks and the running catch
Of hot line ball by Nick Brewer were
the features Lineup.
ROckvile-Kemp, third base; Whiting,
pitcher; lawson. catcher; G. Brewer,
shortstop; N Brewer, second base: Carr,
first base; Hicks. right field; J. II.
Brewer, center field; Kelchner, left
field.
Troop F-Peters. third base; Wflkin-
son, shOTtstOD; DOrcas. first base:
Dearnly, catcher; Fergus. pitcher:
Mansfield. right field; Lizatte. center
field: Mahorney, left field: Schott. sec
Ond base.
Score by innings: H r
Rockville. . 0 2 I1s s-I2I1 8
Troop F.. 0 o 0 0 0 O-44 /
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-09-08

Many are the men who profess to adj
mire the athletic girl.
Certain heavy-jOwled. muscular young
men who have won the right OF wearing
their college initials upon the grldirOn or
diamond, have been known 10 rave over
the dainty curves Of the rounded, sun
burned arm that holds the racquet or
guides the horse. Not so. however, with
color, Ethiopian by descent, dark OF
color, Ethiopian by descent, and loafer
by inclination.
In 1893 Hancock Hezekiah married his
affinity whose fame was far-reaching
for strength and courage. The one IN
question was more than athletic she
was a terror" AND yesterday Heze-
kiah, unable longer TO endure the strain
OF married life, had Mrs. Smufles ar
rested on the charge of assault, and
taken before Judge MullowEy.
Rolling Pin HurleT.
Hancock Hezehah informed the court
that the light Of his life could throw a
rolling pin ct a given object ana hit it
nine times out Of ten. He also stated
that she was an expert in her manipula-
ton Of the broom and chair.
why did you marry her. asked
Judge MuIlowny. You knew she was
strong and irritable when you were
united? How did you hope TO escapc?"
"Y'onnah, Ahll tell YOU" replied
Smuf1es weakly, wen All married dat
woman, All was sunerin' So FUN reu-
maticks in de laig; All couldn't work.
Married for Home.
'Ah met dis yere woman one day.
and wen All sees her All says tub NAH
self: Dat woman's strong as a cyaht-
boss. Yuh marry her an she'll sup
pot yuh wifout yuh evan havin' tub
work."