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The Jasper news., 1907-02-14

by the Internal planets let me tell you
right here that all the correspondence
diplomacy, appealing and pleading has
succeeded in landing only a kitchen
table and later mirror from Pitts
burg. My wife tells me ought to be
thankful for these, for we no longer
have to eat our meals on a dry goods
box and can look in the mirror and
see what fools look like.
"Our honeymoon has been a very
dramatic experience; cooking on an
old gas plate, eating on dry goods
box, sleeping on the floor and borrow.
ing few necessary utensils Of friends
and neighbors. No more catalogue
goods for us. We hope to get enough
more goods by April 1 to celebrate
all FOOLS day In fitting manner"
"A VICTIM"
Mr.. Consumer, 1t II to your adyan,
tage In many ways to buy honest
goods at honest prices OF your honest
local merchant. See what you are
buying. Get what you are paying for.
Keep the money of the community In
which you live at home, and build up
your town instead of tearing 1t down
for the benefit of the mail order
houses OF the big cities.
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A Wasted Present.

'What in the world shall / send
Aunt Betsy, John 2" demanded the mas
terful lady of the mild little man.
"a workbasket or bookY' he sug'
gested
"Don't be a fool, John! You've nc
taste I'll send her one of those fancy
boxes Of SOAP"
And she lifted to her nose box
containing six round tablets Of per
fumed soap.
Yes she continued, "this is the
very thingv'
"But, my dear, really he protest
cd.
"You be quiet, John! Now, wraI
this up miss!'
Two days later a packet arrived from
Aunt Betsy, and in haste they opened
It to see how she had taken theil
thoughtful present. Under the wrap
ping was the affectionate message:
"Niece-Herewith I return the DO,
Of shaving soap you sent me. an
too old to appreciate the joke of be
Ing regarded as bearded lady. YOU
aunt, Betsy"
Then, but only for a moment, til.
mild little man smiled. - Pearson!
Weekly
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A Dreadful Assault.

Justice Ball, an Irish Judge, was
noted for his amusing manifestations
Of ignorance, but whether they were
real or pretended has never been clear.
~ established. He tried a case in
which a man was indicted for robbery
at the house Of poor widow. The
arst witness was the young daughter
Of the widow, who identified the pris.
oner as the man who had entered the
house and smashed her mothers chest
DO you say that the prisoner at the
bar broke your mothers chest?" said
the judge in establishment.
HE did, my lord" answered the girl
HE jumped on it till he smashed II
entirely"
The judge turned to the crown coun
sci and said: "How Is this? Why is
not the prisoner indicted for murder.
II he smashed this poor woman's chest
In the way the witness has described
he must surely have killed her,
"But, my lord" said the counsel, 81,
was a wooden chest" -Cornhill Maya.
zine.
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Humorous. Chinese Graft.

A certain Chinese taotai (magistrate)
having told his men to have two ingots
Of gold sent to his treasury for pur-
chase. the shopmen brought them in
and in answer to the query Of the tao
tai told him that the price was so much
in taels, but added, This Is the or
binary price. but for your honor we
will knock Off one-half Of the price. !"
Then the taotai said to his underlings:
Seeing that they are to sell to me at
only one-half price, just give them
back one ingot of gold and put the
other in my treasury, and thus their
account is settled. Goodby." So the
underllngs Of the yamen did so. but
still the shopmen hung around wait
Ing. The taotai asked them why they
were waiting, when their account had
been already settled. Said the shop
men, "When did your honor pay your
humble servants?' Then the magis-
trate answered with very fierce air:
'"raio nu ts-ai" Qmpertinent slaves),
did you not say that these two gold
lngots We're half price to me? Then
did l not give you back one ingot and
keep the other and thus settle your &C.
count without the least injustice ac-
cording to your own proposition? So
be off with you or my lictors will give
you taste of the ourge."-Harper'a
Weekly.
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Tho Secret.

From his farm Judge Blank was IN
the habit of supplying the preachers
of all the churches with -four, corn,
hay and vegetables free of cost. He
also kept the country supplied with
venison from the herd of deer which
he kept for many years. He built a
big smokehouse In the rear of his
grounds. One night. unseen himself.
he saw man emerge from the smoke
house with side Of pork on his shout.
der. He recognized the intruder, but
said nothing. A week afterward the
fellow approached him, saying, Judge,
understand you had some meat stol-
en- from your smokehouse?" The old
Judge raised his hand deprecatingly
and said: "Shl No one on earth
knows anything about that but you
and e."-Argonaut.
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ENDS ROMANTIC CAREER.
Former Italian Army Officer Suicides
in the Tombs.

FORMER Italian Army OIIlcer SulclQeS
in the Tombs.
New York, Nov. 12.-Giovani de
Chichicia, who until he was compelled
to choose between love and duty was
lieutenant in the Italian army, COM
mitted suicide in the Tombs.
His Imprisonment had been brought
about by his brother Luigi, a banker
of this city. Luigi believed Giovanni
insane The banker wished to have
Giovanni detained as insane, but the
court would not entertain this charge
and the former soldier was held for
trial on charge of carrying concealed
weapons.
In the Tombs Giovanni became de-
spondent, complained bitterly of for
mer friends and constantly grieved
for his girl-wife left alone in the
West.
When the doors were opened to per-
NIT the prisoners to go to the yard
for their daily exercise Giovanni, who
occupied cell on the third tier,
stepped quickly out upon the balcony
and then sprang upon the guard rail-
He dived head foremost from the
staging twenty-five feet below. Sew
eral hundred prison companions wit
messed his DEATH
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Got His Discount.

1.-THE other day I was in a village
general store" said drummer, zen
deavorlng to make sale of jewelry
when a farmer entered
: Give me- said the farmer, a halt
pound Of tobacco, three bars of soap.
five yards Of blue baby ribbon and 8
pair Of good suspenders.'
The articles were brought forth, in
spected, approved and wrapped up
They came to 95 cents.
"'Yes," said the farmer, '95's right
But there's the discount. You adver.
tise per cent discount, don't your
we do, SIR said the clerk, but
only on purchases Of 81 or over
"On' the counter lay basket of peck.
ct combs marked at 5 cents apiece.
"'Well, I'll just take one Of these,
said the farmer. 'That'u make us
square,"
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A SINGULAR Calculation.

It would require, according to the
calculations of scientist, the power
Of a 10000 horsepower engine about
7O.OOO,OOOO0O years to lift the earth
a foot in height, and to do this work,
allowing thirteen pounds Of water per
horsepower per hour, would require
some 1O.OOO.OOO,O OO,OOO0OO,OO gallons
Of water, or more than would be dis
charged at the mouth of the MISSISSIPPI
pi in 5000 years. This would be
enough, the writer estimates, to cover
the entire surface Of the earth to a
depth of not less than 300 feet, to
convert which into steam, using good
boilers, would require some 1900, 900,
OOO,OOO,OOO tons of coal. If the latter
quantity of the mineral was loaded on
cars Of twenty tons each it would de-
mand O,OOO,OOO,OOO,OOO such cars.
If the latter were thirty feet long and
all coupled together in one train IT
would reach around the earth 45OO0,-
600 times and, if running twenty-five
miles per hour, would consume 25,000,-
600 years in running the length of it.
self. So much for figures.
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"CrocodiIe Tears"

The phrase crocodile tears owes
its origin to the Imagination Of some
Of the old travellers, who invented the
fable that the crocodile weeps over its
prey. One Of the earliest English globe
trotters to mention this fiction was Sir
John Vaudeville, who in his ''Travels"
(1499), speaking of "Ethiop," 'Ynde''
and an "Yle clept Silla," says:
'"That Lond is full Of Serpents and
Of Cokadrilles. These Cokadrilles ben
manner Of Long Serpente, zalowe
and rayed aboven, and had four Feete
and schorte Thyes and CRETE Nayles as
Clees or .Talonns, and there ben sumo
that had five Fadme in length and
sumo Of six and halfendal. And in
the night thei dwellen In the Water
and on the Day won upon the Lond.
THESE Serpentes slue men, and thei
eten hem weypnge, and when thef eten
thei moven the over Jowe and noughte
the neither Jowe, and thei have no
tonge."-St. Louis Republic.
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Tho Buds

Old DR.. Ryland, clergyman and ed
ucator, was greatly beloved in tbs
south, and his visits were always en-
Joined by his former pupils and par.
ishioners. In his later years it was
his custom to offer prayer whenever
he made ministerial call. On one
occasion he called at a house where
three Of his former pupils were stay
ing. These ladies were all past the
thirtieth year mark, but in the eyes
Of the old gentleman they were still
girls, which explains the petition he
offered:
Lord, bless these dear girls, jus,
budding into sweet womanhood.'
This was too much for one of the
number, who, taking advantage Of the
doctors deafness, added this clause
soto voce: ."Alas, Lord, budded, bloom.
ed, faded and still unpickedv'
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BRIEF BITS OF NEWS.

Madame Anna Gould has authorized
the Associated Press to deny the re.
ports that she is engaged to be mar.
r1ed to Prince Helie de Sagan or to
anybody else.
Charges have been filed with Pres.
1dent Roosevelt against Grove A. Por-
: ter, appointed last week as marshal
for the Eastern district of the new
state Of Oklahoma.
Every detail in the preparations for
the sailing Of the battleship fleet to
the Pacific coast is now in hand.
The cost of provisioning the fleet is
estimated at about $4,000.
The officials of the University of
Paris have ordered the medical school
to be closed until Jan. 1 on account
Of recent disorderly demonstrations Of
students against two provincial pro-
fessors.
A wedding that was looked forward
to with interest in Chicago and Pitts
burg society has been cancelled with
out any explanations. The principals
are Miss Isabel w. Pontefract, Pitts.
burg heiress, and John Cudahy, Jr.,
son Of the Chicago packer.
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SUBSCRlPTl0N...s5.0 90 PER ANNvM
RULES FOR BOOK AGENTS.

The editor hereof has been both
cred considerably of late by per-
sistent book agents; and we would
suggest the following rules for those
of the fraternity" who are abso-
lutely calloused as to the eternal
fitness of things:
Tell the man on whom you call
that the mayor of the city and four
or five of the leading merchants have
insisted that you make his acquaint-
lance. This will confirm his be-
lief that he is the only pickle in the
barrel, so to speak.
Ask him if you can make him a
present. This will cause him to
suspect you, so 60 on hastily to
your proposition. ...
Inform him that you are going to
give him a set of tintogravures and
seven volumes of the works of the
renowned writer, Amos Kiddupp.
He will never have heard of Amos
Klddupp, but he will be ashamed to
acknowledge this He will say that
he is busy. He will tell you to call
again. Explain that only seven.
teen sets are being issued on this
basis, to get the right kind of names
on the list. Appeal thus to his
bunko instinct. Spread out your
samples and talk right through his
objections. When you see his fingers
become nerveless and fabby, put
your fountain pen in them aud show
him where to sign. Then get out,
and let the collector do the rest.
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Me and Nv Father.

The commercial traveller flicked the
dust off his boots, Strengthened his tie
and entered the emporium of Mr..
Brown, the village grocer. He was
new to the district, otherwise he would
not have made the error which we now
divulge.
Behind the counter was young
gentleman of fourteen, with bullying
eyes and a high collar. To him the
traveller addressed himself.
"My boy" he said, lis Mr.. Brown
inr'
"I'm Mr.. Brown" the boy replied.
'.'But possibly you want to see old Mr..
Brown, my father. I'll get him."
And as the boy went in search of his
prematurely aged parent it dawned
upon the traveller that this is indeed
an age of young men.-London An
swers.
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A man can know nothing of man.
kind without knowing something OF
himself.-Beaconsfie
Forest Of Natural Columns.
There is in Bulgaria a group Of nat
ural columns much like the, Giants
Causeway in Ireland. On the edge Of
plateau in the open country rises this
forest Of natural columns, which gives
the impression Of an antique ruin. The
columns, which are about fifteen to
twenty feet high, are absolutely cylin.
drtcal, and they are often az much 40
three feet thick. The qualification Of
the rock resembles Joints and vertical
erosion due to rain has formed Doric
duting1. S
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Loves Pretty WAY.

Billson-Whose pocketbook is that
you are advertising for?
Jimson-My own, of course.
"Get out! containing roll of bank
notes and large number Of checks,
Finder can keep money If he will re-
turn papers, Get out! You don't see
roll Of bank notes or a check once a
year."
mo, but Bertha Billions father
takes the paper l advertised in. and
he'll see that advertisement"
"Humph! Where did you get the
money to pay for that big adj"
Bertha lent it to me, bless the dar-
nng!'-London Answers.
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A Stinoy kinq.

In the beginning of the eighteenth
century the now so powerful German
empire was nothing more than the lit.
tie kingdom Of Prussia, having just
dropped its title of duchy Of Branden
burg. The country was very poor and
the military discipline very harsh.
Frederick William I. was hard, cross
and stingy and did not even know
what it was to make present. His
reputation was so widely spread that
It became a byword to say that man
had worked for the king Of Prussia
when he had done an improbable task.
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Macmillan and ola Paloma.n

Macmillan and "La Paloma."
Wherever that haunting air, LA Pa.
loma," is played the memory of the
Emperor Macmillan, shot by the Mex
leans on June 10, 1867, should be pre-
served. Maxmilian's final request was
that LA Paloma" should be played
while he stood up to meet his doom
He died with the tune in his ears, and
his wife went mad with the shock Of
his execution.
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Takes Poison but Repents.

New York, Nov. 12.-Afters walking
the streets nearly all night Mrs. Bella
Castelvetro, said to be the daughter
Of N. M. Plat, real estate dealer OF
Cleveland, accosted a policeman and
told him she had taken poison, but
had repented and did not want to
die. The woman was taken to Belle.
vue hospital, where she was. found
to be suffering from the effects Of
an opiate, but would recover.
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A PuzzIer,

An old white haired darky living on
q plantation, not feeling well, had the
doctor pay him visit. The doctor
told him as he was getting old he
must eat plenty of chicken and stay
out Of damp night air. But, sah,"
said the old darby, "how can you ex-
pect me to stay in de house at night
and still get my chickensY
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Plan a Cleaner CHICAGO.

Chicago, Nov 12.-How Chicago
may be made cleaner, more beautiful
city, was discussed at a public meet
Ing held under the auspices of seven.
teen civic organizations in Fullerton
hail. The conference was one of a
ries planned for the purpose of cry
tallizing the movement toward clea
ing the streets and atmosphere Of the
nifv sei
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Ideals.

Ideals. --
He kissed her hand.
She withdrew it hastily and gazed re-
proachfully at him.
II didn't think it Of your she said,
almost tearfully. II had always con-
sidered you a young man with ideals,
and
81 am sorry If have offended"
he stammered. Up
"Well," she said bitterly, II certain
ly expected you to aim higher"
So he took heart and made new res
olutions and Enthusiastically Eagle.
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CHICAGO Union Stock Yards.

Chicago, Nov. .-Cattle-Bee
$3.40@6.90; cows, $1.25@5.OO; calves,
$5.50@7.50; Texans, $3.35@4.1O: West
erners, $3.00@5.35; stockers and
feeders, $2.3O@4.45. Hogs-Light,
$4.s5@5.45;. mixed, $4.95@5.6O; heavy,
$4.S5@5.50; rough, $4.S5@5.00; pigs,
$4.00@5.00. Sheep-Natives. $4,000
$40; yearlings, $5.00@5.65; lambs,
$425@700.
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Duluth Wheat and Flax.

Duluth, Nov. 11.-Wheat-On track
and to arrive-No. / hard. s1.O5as;
No. Northern, $1.03M; No. 2 North
ern, $1.013s; Dec, $1.04ss; May,
$1.10A. Flax-To arrive, on track and
Nov, $1.1SA; Dec, $1.19A; May,
$1.26K.
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Something of That Kind.

young man." said the serious gen.
tleman, did you ever pause and think
that each tick Of the clock brings you
another moment nearer to the end Of
your existenceY'
II was thinking of something Of that
kind this very minute" cheerfully re-
piled the youth, "only the idea struck
me that each tick brought pay day that
much nearer"
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MARKET QUOTATIONS.
Minneapolis Wheat.

Minneapolis, Nov. -Close-D Dec,
BLOB; May, $1.09k. On track-No.
l hard, $1.O5B @1.055s: No. North
ern,, $1,O4% @1.045s; No. 2 Northern,
$1.00&@1.013s; No. 8 Northern, 96@
CSC.
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DeIicately Put.

DeIicately Put.
He would not say that she painted,
powdered and all that. He was too
much of gentleman for that
"Still may as well confess" he
said. that she impressed me as one
who thinks she can improve upon the
Lords handiwork."
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Chicago Grain and Provisions.

Chicago, Nov. 11.-Close Wheat
Dec, 94Ac; May, s1,03. Corn-Dec,
67& 0571sc; May, &c. Oats-Dec.,
47Mc; May, 5Oas @5OMc. Pork-Jan.,
s1S.25; May, $3.50. Butter-Cr Cream
cries, 21@26c: dairies, 21@24. Eggs
:.--17H1s @201sc, Poultry Turkeys, 14c;
chickens, SC; springs, Toe.
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Safe.

Mrs. Smith-Yes, my little fye-year-
old girl is great help in my house
keeping. Mrs. Randall-Why, what
can such child do to help? Mrs.
Smith-She goes down and tells the
cook for me whenever we're going to
have company.-Harper's Bazaar.
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Certain Differences.

do they never forget their differ
sncesT'
''Why, yes, in way. He forgets
that he's gentleman, and she forgets
that she's lady."-Puck
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Tho ,Plaoiarist.

Father" said Rollo, what Is a
plagiarism
"A plagiarist, my son, is klepto-
maniac who lacks the courage to take
anything which the police could be
called on to protect Washington
Star.
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lincoin,s Sarcasm.

Probably the most cutting thing Lin.
coin ever said was the remark he
made about a very loQuacious man.
'This person can compress the most
words into the smallest ideas of any
man ever met
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NEARLY EIGHT BLOCKS BURN
Loss Of Over One Million by Fire at
Iquf9ue, Chile.

1quique, Chile, Nov. 12-This port
has been visited by fire, the biggest
since 1882, which has entailed losses
amounting to over $1,00O,000. Seven
and half blocks were burned over
before it was under control The prop.
erty destroyed was mostly dwellings
and no less than 1000 people are
homeless. The fire was about one
mile distant from the commercial
quarter of the city,
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Papa I. Brave.

Elschen-Mamma,i is papa ever bravei
MotEer-He is always brave, hope.
But what makes you ask? Elschen-
Because I thought If he were be
wouldn't let my governess pull his ears
so.-Fliegende Batter.
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st. Paul Union Stock Yards.

st. Paul, Nov. II. Cattle-Go to
choice steers, $5.5O06.5O; fair to-
good, $4.00@5. 90; good to choice COWS
and heifers, SO, 100000; veal calves,
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The Cure.

Flows your wife?"
"She's having constant trouble with
her head"
Cant the doctor help her?'
"No-nobody but the milliner."
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A Patriot.

"say, Freddie, what's patriot?'
"Oh, It's one Of those fellows who
tries to make something out Of his
country."-Judge. J.
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All men are equal - till they an
found out. -Jamesport Gazette.
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OBSERVATIONS.

Laziness is an easily acquired
art.
Even those who say but little talk
too much.
Ambition is the thing that boosts
man up in the ladder.
Kisses are the real thing only
when backed up by the heart.
=: There is usually plenty of room
at the top-of a mans anatomy.
d" Joys of solitude have nothing in
common with a lone one-dollar
bill.
., It's probably called the honey
moon. Alonzo, because the moon
affects the tide. ....
If man could only see himself
as the neighbors see him he could
easily see his finish.
Insurance companies are not so
bad after all. Just look at the
pile of nice blotters they give
away. .>
Many man fails to hear the
knock of opportunity because he is
busy doing a little knocking" on
his own account.
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$4.0O@5.75. Hogs $4S5@505. sheep
Good to choice wethers, $4Go@4,75;
good to choice lambs, $5.50@6.00.
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If man could only see himself
as the neighbors see him he could
easily see his finish.
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Kisses are the real thing only
when backed up by the heart.

-. There is usually plenty of room
at the top-of mans anatomy.
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Joys of solitude have nothing in
common with lone one-dollar
bill.
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Laziness is an easily acquired
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Ambition is the thing that boosts
a man up in the ladder.
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It's probably called the honey
moon. Alonzo, because the moon
affects the tide.