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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
Tell How to Rralse Money

A new wrinkle In promotion
schemes is being unfolded by a bust
ness concern having headquarters in
the Illinois metropolis. A speciality of
this enterprise is to furnish money
raising plans for church workers"
The firm announces:
IF you wish to raise cash easily
and quickly for any church, Sunday
school or society fund, send a postal
to-day. Our recently published new
method souvenirs Of church and pas.
tor have already realized in cash up-
wards Of two hundred thousand dol.
lars"
A typical form of Endorsement reads
in this fashion: I'VE will send you
hundreds Of letters in which real
church workers tell how they use the
plans we submit"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
Luxuries for Pet Birds.

"A patent perch" said the bird out.
tier. 1.-TWO dollars. It looks like a
genuine twig and when a bird lights
IN it it sways like a geuine twlg.
This is a birds shower bath.
Nany birds like a shower, as you
row. A fine spray ascends from
is tube to a height Of eight inches,
''l,'lg back into this porcelain tub.
TIN ling in the tub the bird gets as
ne a shower as ever was given by
curtain or waterfall.
These are patent nests. They look
Ike the genuine article. They are
very luxurious and springy. They are
lined with floss silk.
"And here is our grocery or food de-
,artment. Here are bird dellcacies
I every description. Worms. ants
ggs, cutie fish, breakfast foods, sal,
is. greenland so on down the list
bill dainties.
This is our patent medicine de-
artment. Here we sell 'plumage re-
ivers,' voice clearers,' throat
,trengtbeners,' bird tonlcs,' bill hard
'ners.'N
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
Joke on 4 Judge.

A certain Amesbury (Mass.) Judge.
few years ago. furnished local wsg
chance to get fl pun which Is
worth preserving. A prominent citi.
zen had died, and at many places Of
business was displayed some memori-
81 Of him. In one store window was a
huge scroll bearing the word "Finis."
Quite knot Of people. among them
the Judge and the aforesaid wag. were
inspecting 1t.
Some illiterate person asked what
"hnls' meant, and the judge voluG-
teered the information that It meant
"the end"
"Oh, yes" said the wag, you are
so used to saying Your fine Is IS and
costs that you think 1t Is tho end Of
everybody"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
SUMMONS BY PUBLICATION
First Published December 9Th, 1907.

s stati s ., mssg'"''|ss:
In the District Court of Said County and
! State.
The State OF Kansas toMayned Jones II living
Stella Jones, II living; and Hottie Jones. III
living; but II they or any of them be dead.
the unknown heirs. devisees, administrators,
executors and trustees of such of said per.
sons as may be dead,
GREETING:
You and each of you are hereby notified
that you have been sued In said court In an
action therein pending wherein Albert Wat
kins is plaintiff and you and each Of you are
defendants.
Cease No. 4G37), and that unless you answer
the petition filed in said cause by said plain.
TN on OF before the 18th day of January, A..
l%S, the allegations of said petition will be
taken as true and u judgement rendered ac-
coidingly against you and all OF you, finding
ana ad1udging that plaintiff is the owner OF
the lands and tenements described In his pc.
titlon. to wit: The north west quarter of
section NO Twenty-Five (25), Township No.
twenty nine (29l Range No. Twtnty.three
~ west of the 9Th ?. NJ, in Ford County,
Kansas, and that his title thereto is para.
mount and superior to any title or estate
which you, or any Of You, have, or claim to
nave In and to said premises, and forever
barring, estoppiDg, enjoining and excluding
You, an1 each and all Of you, from setting up
or asser' Ing any right, title interest or estate
IN or to said premises adverse to plaintiff :,
his heirs and assigns, and quieting and con.
hrming plaintiff s title tosaidpremlses against
you, and all of you, and for costs of suit.
In witness whereof have hereunto set
my hand this Both day of November, A. d
1907.
(SEAL) II. n. WELLS.
Clerk District Court
SUTTON, SCATEs & WATKINS.
Attorneys for Plaintiff
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
WHAT SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID.
Mikes Addition Added to Discontinue
Of Teacher.

A teacher in the Garfield school was
teaching a primary class the begin
nings of arithmetic.
Nov, have one pencil IN my right
hand and one in my left" she said
How many pencils have I? Helen
you may answer"
"Two," piped small voice.
Then one and one make two, do
they not7"
"Sure!"
The teacher frcwned at the disre-
spsctful answer.
That's hardly what you should
have said." she said
"Will some one in the class tell
Helen what her answer should have
beenr
There was a moment OF hesitation.
Then one brown Ast shot confidently
into the air.
"Ah, James, yea may tell Helen
what she should have said"
Sure, Mike!" shouted Jimmie, in
q tone Of triumph.-Kansas City Star.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
OFFICIAL COUNTY and CITY PAPER
SE DOLLAR YEAR IN ADVANCE
THURSDAY, DEC. a6, 1907
HOLIDAY CHEER

The following Christmas editorial
is from the Hutchinson News:
Mt would be unbecoming in news
paper to issue an edition on Christ
mas day without some reference to the
one great festival of all the year. Yet
what pen can do justice to theme
like this? What mind can encompass
the full significance of Christmas
Christmas, the celebration of the
natal day of Him whom half the world
acknowledges Lord and Kings? For
near two thousand years prophets and
poets have acclaimed the coming Of
Him who brought new era to the
world. Preachers and singers have
We'd with each other sounding His
praises. Holy and unholy have been
the deeds done in His name. Wars
have been fought in the name Of the
Prince of Peace and on more than
one occasion those who called them
selves His followers have tortured and
burned and cruci6ed others who also
proclaimed themselves Christians and
only because they worshiped in diff
ferent manner.
"There are dark pages in the his
tory of the onward march Of Christ
as well as bright pae es, for His follow
ers are but human and the mistakes
are the out-cropping Of the human
nature, while the good deeds are the
reflection of tho divine. Happy indeed
should we be that the good far out
shines the evil and that the spirit he
brought into the world has softened
and moulded and reformed until this
old world is not near the place OF war
and persecution and blacklist sin that
it once was. OF course, the end is
not yet. His disciples have much
work yet to do, but they are winning
golden sheaves each year and the tri-
umph Of His kingdom eventually is
assured.
"It is the Christ spirit that per
meates even the less solemn aspects
Of this festival. While many who
give gifts may not themselves realize
the spirit that moves them, yet was it
not He who said, "It is more blessed
to give than to receiver" He loved
the little children. Who but the
children are chief benefciaries OF the
Christmas giving? Even as you do it
unto one of the least Of these, and |
how many have the satisfying kuowl-
edge that they have done some kind
ness unto one Of these. 1t is Joyous,
gladstone, sacred festival, this Christ
mas festival and each celebration Of
it brings in its train the refrain,
Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men,"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
A Short Christmas.

Christmas Day 10 only three hours
long in the Finnish tswn OF Tornea,' -
said q Traveller. Il spent last Christ
mas there. At sunrise I got up to see
my presents end to read my Christmas
mail. and night had fallen before I got
through breakfast.
"Tornea," he went on, has a day
~ hours long In June. Pretty good,
Ell? But that 10 nothing beside Ward
bury Wardbury, m Norway. has a day
that lasts from Nay 81 to July "a. And
Spitzbersen's longest day lasts three
and half months
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
Got His Answer.

The victim of the dentist held up
his hand.
Doctor" said he, before you put
the lid on my conversation, will you
answer question:"
YES" said the dentist, selecting a
square piece of rubber and shipping it
with his scissors.
DO people chew more on one side
Of the mouth than the other?"
Sure" said the dentist, picking up
the clamps.
How interesting! Which side?"
THE inside" replied the dentist.
slipping the rubber dam over the
verbal one that issued from bis pa
TENTS lips.--Lippin0otts.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
First Published December 12th, 1907.
SUMMONS BY PUBLICATION
State Of Kansas "a.
Ford County d.


In tho District Court of said County and
state.
The State of Kansas to Eliza d. Page, II
living, but II dead, her unknown heirs, dc
visees, administrators, executors and trus-
tees GREETING:
you and each of You will hereby take
notice that you have been sued In said court
In an action therein pending wherein Eliza
beth Menke, (nee Workman) and Calvin
Stiles are plaintiffs and one Harvey olive
and yourselves are defendants cease No,
46i0l and that unless you answer the petition
flled by said plaintiffs In said cause on or be-
fore the Gath day Of January, A. d. 1893, the
alterations of said petition Will be taken as
true and a Judgement rendered accordingly
against you, and each OF you, finding and
adjudging that said paintives are the own.
ert In fee of the real estate described In their
petition, tOwit: Lots No. Twelve (12), Four
teen, (l4) and Sixteen u6) In Block No. Twen.
W (20) In olives Addition to the city OF
Dodge City, Kansas, and Quleting, confirm.
Ing and perfecting said plaintiffs title to
SAID premises as against you and each OF you
and forever entoining, estepping and ex.
Guiding you and each Of you, from setting up
or asserting any right, title, interest or
estate In or to said premises, adverse to
plaintiffs, their heirs or assigns.
In witness whereof have hereunto set
my hand this 7th day of December, A. D.
II. II. Wells
lSeall Clerk District Court.
SUTTON. SCATBS & WATKINS,
Attorneys for Plaintiffs.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
PROLONGED HE Lie.

Il can't understand" said the doc.
tor, after the operation had been per.
formed and the patient had been pro.
pared for burial, how your husband
was able to live, with such an a.
Fiction as he had We'll, you seas
replied the sorrowful widow, n was
years and years before We eoAd peE
suads him TO go on the opes1tAilg
table Chicago ecord-HeraiH.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26

Wanted for u. S. army: Able bodied
unmarried ne between ages of 81 and
IS citizrn. OF United States, of good
character and temperate habits, who can
speak. resd and write English. Men
wanted for Philippine Service For In.
formation apply TO Recruiting Officer,
room Q above City Shoe store, Dodge
City. Kas. tt
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26
Elastic.

The man with a Dote
That was eomiag due,
Explained to his Broker
And 1t was true
Snow am perfectly square
But I'm short, for fair"
AZ my currency isn't
"ELASTIC"
The Broker then t.,
His landlord went
(You see he was slightly
Behind In his rent)
With pent-up feelings and pent-up purse
"My collections, he said, they couldn't
be worse"
Would you mind, Just being
ELASTIC"
But the Landlords wife
Could not understand,
When her husband cut out
Her weekly stipend.
"You see, dear, Its this way--the
currency's fixed
And all OF us more or lees slightly mixed'
because IL isn't
"ELASTIC"
And then at the Bridge
Club the very next day,
(She too was OwiBg flne, by the way
"You see my husband
Says money is tight,
Bat things, he believes, will work out
all right
II keep on using
ELASTIC
Her maid who was busting
The books next morn,
And making her rounds
Wit face forlorn
Muttere'' Oh the devil himself couldn't
shove this case,
1 am going to hunt for anither place,
Where the bookcases are all
stELA6TlO"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-12-26

30, whoever you see
Oh, wherever you 90,
The password now
That seems to grow
In popular favor, Is one we coined.
But we don't mind, II tits purloined.
From our own trademark
"ELASTIC''
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
COUNCIL To BUY |NC|NERAT0R To BURN
UP GARBAGE $4,000 Of C|TYS MONEY

did he not" and puckered up his
eyebrows as he glanced up and lown
the quartette of his colleagues sitting
beside him,
Just SO Slick!
Unctuous, oh how unctuous, was his
manner as he cleverly suggested that
the matter had now been put off a
long time and was now regularly up
for it's third reading. "Of course, if
anyone could show him any good rea-
son for putting off final action. well
and good, but
And at that but, Councilman Glas-
ford grasped the arms of his chair and
leaned forward with that eager look
which he always assumes when any
matter involving the appropriation of
large sum of money is before the
council.
But-neither Councilman Mexican
nor any of the quintette of law maxi
ers present suggested that Tausick had
objected to the passage of the ordi-
nance at a previous meeting until
there should be an opportunity to see
what garbage burners cost other cities.
None of the five referred to the fact
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

Thaw spoke of himself in the third
person, Evelyn testifying he meant
1t for her in writing in the third per-
son, and expressing sympathy for the
subject of the letter and discoursing
upon the lies she had been told. Del
mas brought out the peculiarities of
the letter.
The reading of the letter occupied
sorle time, the phraseology and abbre-
V:ations being confusing to the counsel
and the contents a tumble of ideas. A
letter of Thaw to Evelyn was filled
with the same confusion of ideas and
was read. 1t contained the sentence:
II promise never to hurt you again."
Jerome expects to controvert Eve
lyns statements that Mrs. Thaw was
always good to her and to refute her
testimony that Mrs. Thaw didn't abuse
her in Europe.
Delmas asked Evelyn: Did you at
any time tell Mr.. Thaw about the cpl
sode relating to White from the time
of your arrival in New York in Novem-
ber, 1903. until Christmas next?"
Evelyn said: He asked me why ]
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

Quietly. unblushingly, unanimously
the five members of the city council
present at the time voted to pass the
ordinance clinching the deal with the
Decarie IncineratOr company to supply
Walla Walla with an $4,000 method
of burning up city garbage and city
waste
Councilman Tausick had gone when
the incinerator question was raised.
Mayor Kellough suggested as the Or
dinance was taken from it's pigeon
hole by City Clerk Hart that he thought
Tausick did not expect that the incin-
orator question would come up when
he had asked to be excused.
Mr. Mexican rose in his place. His
voice was mild, even deferential but
an undertone of quiet insistence was
in it as he suggested to his colleagues
that Tausick voted in favor of the plan
to purchase the incinerator when it
was brought up before. Of course
Councilman Tausick could have no
possible objection to the passage of
the ordinance now was what OOzed
out from every tone and motion of
the dapper little councilman as he said
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
RAINY DELUGE WASHES OVER WHOLE VALLEY

Warm rains are pouring down all
over southeastern Washington today
and threaten to turn all this part of
the state into huge swamp.
No train has come into Walla Walla
today from any direction on any road.
Reports from Lowden and other
places near walla Walla say that the
water caused by melting SHOWS was
on a level with the tracks this morn
ing and tapping the rails. Stories
from other places say that conditions
were fully as bad this morning be-
fore the rain began to fall.
Rainfall in the present soaked con-
dition of the ground makes things look
all but hopeless to railroad men.
Train from Seattle Maybe.
The w. & c. r. expects to get train
through from the west at O'Clock
this afternoon. This train which /.
due here at S:45 this morning was
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

Unusual. uncalled for were some OF
rho hitter words Winch Councilman
Glasford used to the council meeting
last night to characterize the action OF
the council at previous meeting in
authorizing the appointment of
building committee.
The incident occurred at the close OF
the meeting last night. The old coun-
Gilman said the proposition to appoint
q building committee reflected on the
ability of the street committee. Inat
he chairman of the street committee
felt that it cast reflections especially on
him.
He said the street committee hao
b,a charge of building since 1880, ana
that there should have been some good
raas son for taking this authority away.
He said people on the streets were
commenting on the action Of the coun-
cu and he thought his colleagues
should set him right by rescindins
their action.
Councilman Kirkman explained tna'
he had made the motion to appoint
building committee because ne tnousn'
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

that there was a widespread opinion
that the city garbage could be burned
for a small fraction of $4,000. The
merits of the question were not dis
cussed at that meeting last night The
hour when the question was brought
up was too late, of course, to discuss
such a trifling matter. If only one bid
had been received that one was good
one and ought to be approved. The
face of every councilman beamed with
approval!
But nobody else spoke. So Coun-
Gilman Mexican with a willing but GO
you-expect- to- do-it-all expression
made the motion that the $4,000 Or
dinance go on it's final passage. Glas-
ford had it seconded before Mckean
had resumed his seat. 1t passed and
on rollcall on the ordinance Glasford
Mexican, Bachtold, Kirkman and Dun
ham all voted aye.
The bond filed by the Decarie COM
pany was produced by the clerk but
no member of the council cared tC
look at it-of course it was all right
and the clerk folded it up and pigeon
holed it again.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
Mr., GLASF0RD IS DEEPLY |NSULTEO
BY UNUSUAL ACTION OF COUNCIL

the street committee was overtaxed
and that the duties of the committees
ought to be more clearly defined. He
said If Councilman Glasford looked at
it the way he did he would be glad to
have the action rescinded and he Sec
onded a motion to have it reconsidered.
Glasford intimated that it was time
to relieve the street committee when
it was asked to be relieved. He said
the street committee always conferred
with the mayor on all subjects and
that it had never expended a cent ex-
cept upon comforting with the council.
Mayor Kellough said that he did
not think the action of the council
mas made with the intention to cast
reflection On the character or ability of
anyone. The motion to reconsider
passed and the incident was closed.
A meeting of the committee of the
whole will be held at 2 o'clock Mon
day afternoon for the consideration
of important matters which could not
be given proper attention. The next
meeting of the council will be held
next Tuesday evening at 1880 O'Clock.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

held at Paseco by Trainmaster Hub
bard so as to make connections with
the train from North Yakima and
bring the Red Feather opera company
here for tonight.
The train which left here yesterday
morning for Dayton reached that place
but on the way back was stopped by
washouts between Waitsburg and Dix
lie and was forced to go back to Day.
ton. 1t was thought at headquarters
this morning that this train would
be able to get through to Walla Walla
on schedule time (5:15) this afternoon
The damage done to the temporary
repairs of the w. & c. R. line in Van
sycle canyon will not be repaired fol
at least two days and it is not jus1
definite when a train can be gotter
into Pendleton by this line.
Mail Piles Up at Pasco.
| The w. & G. r. train made up her:
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

BALL FANS MEET TONIGHT
Boosters Of Diamond Sport to Get To.
sether In Effort to Give City
Good Time.

Boosting baseball will be the object
of the meeting to be held in the Com
mercial club room at $50 this even
ing.
Will Walla Walla have any scientific
baseball this spring and summer. is a
question which will be settled tonight
Every lover of the American game is
urged to be present and help talk
things over.
If enough financial backing cannot be
secured to make it possible for Walla
Walla to get in the big northwestern
league, plans for fast little minor
league and a rafting good local team
will be discussed.
The meeting tonight will show those
who are trying to get baseball things
started here this spring just how much
support they can count on.
Election of manager and officers
for the coming year may take place to-
night. The idea is to get a team
which will have the support of every
body in Walla Walla.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08

had spoken to White again and / told
him l was driving in the park and saw
White. who said. oh, Evelyn with a
surprised look On his face. Next day
1 received a telephone message from
White asking to see me. l told him
l could not see him. He answered it
is a matter of life or death. He came
to the Hotel Savoy and tried to kiss
me but 1 wouldn't let him."
White Gets In a Knock.
White spoke about Harry" con-
tinued Evelyn. He said a great many
actresses told him 1 was abroad with
Mr.. Thaw and he said Mr.. Thaw was a
morphine fiend. I told him 1 did not
believe it, but he insisted that Mr..
Thaw took morphine.
white said Mr.. Thaw was a very
bad man and 1 should have nothing to
do with him. After that he came to
see me constantly. White made an ar
rangement with me to see me abroad
and with Hummel to protect me from
Thaw.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-02-08
SECOND CHAPTER Of ROTTEN STORY IS
UNFOLDtO BY STAR WITNESS Of TRIAL
b|ackmai Seduction and Vice in Its Most ideouS Forms Are
Only Incidents Of Life in Cess-Pod Of America
Evelyn is Still Iestifying.

NEW YORK, Feb. S.-Evelyn is eX-
pected to complete early today her di-
rect testimony when the prosecution
will begin a cross -eXamina ton. Jer-
ONE disbelieves much of the story, par
ticuarly that of her seduction by the
drugged wine, but if he proves it
wholly false, it must leave the legal
status the same, as the jury is only to
determine if the story would contrib
ute to the mental unsoundness of the
defendant.
Jerome early this morning had ar
rested Maize Toilette, Anna Crane
and Edna Chase, chorus girls and
friends of Evelyn, and he is looking for
Matte Forsythe and Paula Desmonda
1t is expected these witnesses will tes-
tfy to the relations between Evelyn
and White after the alleged seduc-
ton.
Postscript Is Read.
Evelyn resumed this morning the
stand. DemaS read the postscript OF
the letter from Thaw to LongfelloW
submitted in the evidence yesterday
He showed it was incoherent and thai