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The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

The time for Spring fishing and
Spring clothes.
Ii you go fishing you may get
bite. If you go clothes buying
yon may get bit. The "bite' is
more pleasant than the "bit."
Come here for your Spring things
and you'll be perfectly safe.
We are showing a splendid line
OF Spring Suits, Shirts, Neckwear.
Hosiery, ETC., all at very moderate
prices.
Silver Shoe & Clio. Co.
Grand Avenue
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22
The Great Chautdu0ud

Opens the Fourth of July at Boul.
der. Very low rates, including ad-
mission, via Colorado & Southern.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

That Indian girl who is studying
for the stage may be fitting herself to
play Siouxbrette parts in hair raising
dramas.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

1t is said that President Roosev elt
aspires 20 the presidency Of Harva
college. If he should be placed in
that position he might feel it his first
duty to round up all of the meek eyed
molly .coddles and inject a liberal
squirt Of sporty serum into their slug
gish veins.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

in no great haste to reach their des
tination.
a Washington paper wants to know
how we women can be prevented from
quarreling across the back yard fence
for hours at time. Perhaps by pull
ling away the fence and letting them
at each other.
kuroki gave away $500 in tips to
Chicago hotel bellboys. If we should
ever have scrap with Japan the en-
thusiastic hops would no doubt holler
loud banzais for the Nippon side of
the argument.
We learn from Texas paper that
a farmer in that state raised "a, 900
worth of cabbages on nine acres of
ground. Or was it 50 worth of cab.
bages on 1000 acres of ground We
have mislaId the paper,
Prof. Triggs of Chicago, who once
said that Rockefeller was as great a
man as Shakespeare, or even greater,
has been sued for divorce. Not for
that, however He has been guilty of
other brain stormy conduct
Eight clocks were stolen from a
public schoolhouse in Kansas the
other day. AS no such name as Pro
crastination could be found in the
city directory, the sleuths are nosing
around for the next best clew.
A contemporary declares that there
is more to spring than love and poetry
and he is right. Wnen spring house
cleaning is on, love and poetry skidoo
through the dool and hide away until
the distressing trouble is over
President Roosevets s assertion that
"the best crop of all is the crop of
children" will meet with no endorse
ment in those portions of Kentucky
where the air is laden with the entic-
ing aroma of the new mint crop.
That Ohio woman who has sued for
divorce because her husband is bow
legged evidently found no fault with
his parenthetical extremities in the
golden days of courtship, even if she
found it difficult to sit in his lap.
Ben Tillman says that Hartman
ought to be in hades. If he should
get in touch with the worried railway
cormorant he might learn that if he
is not already in that place he has
struck something just as bad or worse.
DR., Long (whoever he may be)
claims that our dogs are but domes-
ticated wolves. This unfortunate
writer lives next door to one which
creates the impression about midnight
every night that it is an undomesti-
Gated steam calliope.
1t is reported that New York
woman has given up fortune of
81, 900, 600 in order to marry a man the
man of her choice. 1t may be posi-
BILE that after learning of her sacrifice
it dawned upon him that she was not
the woman of his choice.
South Dakota has made it a Grim
inal offense for women to play cards
for money or hand painted china
prizes, even at private houses. The
Legislators who supported the bill no
doubt possess wives who are addicted
to the bridge whist habit.
1t is said that President Roosevelt
lspires 20 the presidency Of Harvard
college If he should be placed in
hat position he might feel it his first
iuty to round up all of the meek eyed
molly coddles and inject a liberal
'quiYt Of sporty serum into their slug
,ish veins.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

A Detroit man has furthered the
cause Of disarmament by inventing a
comb that does away with the deadly
hatpin.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

Ben Tillman says that Hartman
ought to be in hades. If he should
get in touch with the worried railway
cormorant he might learn that if he
is not already in that place he has
struck something just as bad or worse. J..
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

South Dakota has made it Grim.
inal offense for women to play cards
for money or hand painted china
prizes. even at private houses The
Legislators who supported the bill no
doubt possess wives who are addicted
to the bridge whist habit.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

1t is reported that New York
woman has given up fortune of
81, 900, GOO in order to marry man the
man of her choice. 1t may be posi- :
BILE that after learning of her sacrifice
it dawned upon him that she was not
the woman of his choice.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

DR.. Long (whoever he may be)
claims that our dogs are but domcs-
ticated wolves. This unfortunate
writer lives next door to one which
creates the impression about midnight
every night that it is an undomesti- =
Gated steam calliope
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

A Western evangelist is telling his
audiences that heaven is much nearer
than hell, but It Is probable that 80
journers hsaded for the latter place are
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

DR.. Wiley says: Don't chew your
meat bolt it." If the prices go
much higher, good doctor, there are
some of US who may not be able to do
either,
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

An Illinois man has been ordered by
court to obey his father in law.
His punishment might have been
much greater. He might have been
ordered to obey his father in la W s
wife.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

With the apparition Of the prison
barber looming up in the near future,
that world famed pompadour worn sc
proudly by Mayor Schmitz must rest
uneasiiy upon its pedestal.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

A Chicago alderman wants clocks
cuspidors and city directories in tn,
street cars. While at it mirrors, puff
boxes and curling irons should be
added for the ladies'.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-22

The learned specialist who thinks
that the whole world is suffering flom
nervousness has evidently not heard
that the threatening comet has shied
off in another direction.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-08-01

HUNTERS STORY OF THE KILLING OF A
DREADED TIGER
Following the Trail Of the Brute Through India Jungle Com
pany With Native Whose Wife 1t Had Carried Off
and Who Had Gone Insane From Grief

1t every name in his language that
was lad. | can curse bit myself
when it is necessary, but that chap was
d genius in this particular line; he
didnt leave that tiger shred OF repu-
,ation 10 stand on. When he paused
10 take breath | got up and inyesti-
gated. He was a young tiger and in
splendid condition, but one eye had
been shot away, and all the teeth ON
one side Of his Jaw. | suppose that
was why he had taken to man eating
mentioned to the lunatic that | would
like him skinned Immediately, and that
wrought a curious change in him.
"Ch, Sahib, no. he protested,
this is my wife-my sisters He
threw his arms around the bleeding
brute and began calling 1t by every
cndearing name he could think OF,
caressing It, embracing it. Then all
at once he took off the piece Of brown
muslin and kneeing in front OF the
dead tiger he spread 1t out, as one
might spread something precious be-
fore woman or a child.
"Oh, pearl of the world-my be-
loved" he cried See | have brought
thee thy veil"
Suddenly he dipped it in the gush-
ing blood and spread it out again.
AS Promised thee, beloved" he add
ed softly, Il have not slept, nor eaten,
nor rested till | have wetted it with
the blood OF thy slayer, even as he
wetted it with thine"
can stand a good deal, but some
how that finished me. | left him
there with the dead animal, and got
back pretty sick with my arm to the
village, thinking all the time Of that
chaps endurance and patience. 1t gave
ne cold creeps to think that | had
run him merciessly for nearly week
and all that time as | had not the
slightest doubt he had not tasted food
or drink or closed his eyes-just sub
sisted on the certainty of vengeance.
The villagers went out to fetch MIN
in. He was lying with his arms
around the tigers neck-dead.
| didn't take the skin.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-08-01
A CHANGE OF VOICE.

She was n telephone girl and he
. was n practical man OF anaits;
lie asked h.r tor Central one. SIX, seVen'
And she answered his call. and. for
49,, getting his cares -,,.
And forgetting az else but her silyery
He swurc he would claim her some day
as ms own.
And daily sne gave him new cause to re-
JolCc
When, he called her up merely to hear
her sweet voice.
He waited one night did this man OF af-
She kncw that he did. he had told her
And she happily blushcd when she tripped
And each to the other looked awfuly
good,
And. caring but little what others might
lie Grectcl her gladly and journeyed her
He throw out some hints as to what he
And her feet seemed to cease to connect
with the earth.
It's needless to mention how night after
night
He met the fair maid when she lief,
How daily her voice gave him further
delight
As Us musical accents were heard at
The vow that he made when he hrst
heard her voice
he kept by becoming the man OF her
choice:
she went to preside In the mansion he
bought,
ANA N" friends she had won at the
switchboard forgot.
She was telephone girl and ho
was prominent man Of affairs, -
But inc sound OF the voice that had nlleo
him with Eloe
Got t"srN, enc long. and In need Of re-
pairs.
lie listened in patience as long as he
could,
Ana IT ended ms doubtless you've guessed
that 1t would.
plain:
Never spoil a sweet voice by too mush OF
strain.
Chicago Record Herald.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-08-01
ANTIQUES MADE TO ORDER.
European Dealers Awaiting the CON-
ina of American Tourists.

With watering mouths and eager eyes
the European antique dealers in an
cient' creations are awaiting the an
nual invasion of American tourists,
according to the United States Consul
J. c, McNally at Liege. In expecta-
ton of good season the manutactur-
crs of antiques in continental countries
have been Kept busy. The aging sea-
son is now on, Consul McNally writes,
and when the time comes for placing
articles on sale the ancient appear
ance will be perfect. The Consul con-
tinues;
During the winter the dealers from
the various countries of Europe have
worked through the numerous curio
shops here and have bought up at most
reasonable prices articles which they
l;new will appeal TO the curio seeker.
An English dealer has sent of several
hundred Kilograms of pewter of mod
ern make TO be put out as of ancient
brand. Many old pieces of furniture OF
the various chs-Renaissance, Louis
QUartorze, QuinZe, Seize Empire, etc.
fallen to decay, with but square foot
Of the whole in fair state of pres
cryation-are rebuilt along old lines
and sold for the genuine old piece. To
accuse a dealer of a false representa-
ton would elicit the reply that the res
toratlou rnade the piece more valuable
than ever before, and the fact that
some part of the piece remained intact
seems 10 ease the conscience OF the
vender. The fact is that a great ma
jority of the dealers in antiques have
in stock a supply of cheap limitations
and counterfeit representations TO be
unloaded on the ignorant visitor who
wishes to carry home souvenir of the
Old World.
"A visit to the workshops of antique
dealers will show them pounding mod
ern brass TO represent the old time ar
ticle Worm-eaten and decayed furni-
ture is made over into pieces repre-
senting the old Flemish type that would
deceive the ordinary collector. The
dealers carrying the greatest assort-
ment of valuable articles and well
housed on a principal street should be
as carefully investigated before buy
ing as the small dealer in back
street. Even these small dealers are
: supplied by the larger ones with arti-
/ Giles that will catch the eye, 1t is from
Just such shops that comes the report
/ of some valuable original article pur-
| chased for a song, etc. Small cigar
shops. cafes and other unpretentious
business places are usually provided
with an old painting (made to order.
/ copy of some well known work,
which will at once excite the curiosity
of the customer, who is particularly
influenced by the surroundings. A
good price is paid and the buyer writes
his friends that he picked up q great
hnd,' ETC."
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-08-01

Frankie, dear, don't think you
have washed your face and hands as
| told you to-" NO, ma: but I've
busted them carefully."-Punch.
Sapleigh-I'm learning to play the
-aw-harp, doncher know" Miss
Caustique-ln Has your physi-
clan given up all pes?-Chicago Daily
News.
"Bigget says Brightly is 'skeptic.
What does be mean" "He means that
Brightly denies something that Big
get believes is true, that's all."-Phil-
adelphia Press.
When | goes to de so't house."
said Uncle Eben, 1T sometimes looks
10 me like de jury was committee
to award a prize to de smartest
lawyer. "-Washington Star.
Tommy-Pop, was writing done on
tables of stone in the old days? Tom
my's Pop-Yes, my son. Tommy-Gee!
1t must have taken a crowbar TO break
the ws.-Philadelpha Record.
Shea-"How long have you been
sicli?" Ryan-"Tlve days" Shea
doctor?' Ryan-"Sure | got 10 go to
wur-ruk Monday marnins. PUCK
"a bird in the hand is worth two
in the BUSH" quoted the wise Guy.
HUH" retorted the simple Mug. IN
bet you can't make the bird In the
bush think so. "-Philadelphia Record
Il thought you told me Miss Scream
or couldn't sing" so | did" But I
have heard her at social gatherings
myself u number of times" 81 said
she can't sing; never said she does
not Baltimore American.
There is as much water in railway
stocks as ever" remarked the nnancier.
Yes" answered Mr.. Dustin staX, but
it's little harder TO convince the small
investors that the waters fine and they
ought TO come in.'-Washington Star.
Knicker.-The demands for money
nowadays are simply enormous. Book
er-Terrlble. terrible; here's the Penn
sylvania Railroad wanting s2OO000,0O0.
and only this morning Jones asked me
TO lend him a dollar.-Harper's Bag
ar.
How is It that big railroad official
did not attend your reception as he
said he would?' Really matter
of inadvertence On his part lie got
the dates for the reception and one OF
the indictments mixed"
American
How does that fashionable physi-
clan manage to get on as he does?"
"Oh, he's such iollier.' rs he?" He
went TO the length of telling Cholly
Softcd that he was sure Cholly had
something on his mlnd."-Baltimore
American.
shall we adjourn sine die?' suggest
ed the timid member OF the Duma.
"Weu be in luck" remarked another.
.if we can adjourn sine dying" With
this feeling prevalent, Of course, the
body did not accomplish much.-Phil-
adelphia Public Ledger.
Mr.. Watt-Hanners-See that old man
ahead of us? That's Cashurn. He's
worth a million; and just look at his
umbrella! Mrs. Watt-Manners-0h
but you mustn't Judge him by that.
dear; 1t may not be his own. you
know.-Town and Country.
The new enterprise. (Madison, Fla.) 1901-1908, 1907-08-01
THE DIFFERENT WAYS.

There's a right way and a wrong way
Our lives to live.
There's a short way and a long way
Our help to give.
There's good way and a bad way
For everything.
A merry way and a sad way
Don't sigh; but sing.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-07-26
FRIEND OF KOSSUTH.
Hungarian Patriot Died To-Day at
 His Home in Philadelphia,

Philadelphia, July 26,-Philip Fig yelmessy, Hungarian patriot and sol- dier of fortune and friend of Kos suth, is dead at his home here. He was born in Budapest in 1922 ann early in life became impued with the revolutionary spirit. Briefly his mili- tary record is as follows:
 Lieutenant, first lieutenant, captain and major of the Booskry Hussars, first division, second army corps, in the Hungarian war of independence, 1S4S-49.
 Major in the Sardianian army ana aide-de-camp to General Eossuth in northern Italy. 1859.
 Colonel of the Hungarian legion with Geenral Garibaldi in Sicily and Naples. 1860.
 Colonel of the Hunparian legion in the Italian regular army, 1861.
 Colonel and additional aide-de- camp in the United States regular army, where he served on the staff of Gen. oral Fremont as inspector general 1S62-65.
 For his services to the United States he was made consul to British Guiana in 1865, remaining in office till 1888, and while making a new record for himself in America the Austrian gov ernment set price on his head.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-07-26
AFTER GAMBLERS
Several Unsuccessful Attempts 10 Blow Up Chicago Residences
 and Saloons.

Chicago, July 26.--An. attempt to blow up the residence of Mont Ten nes, an alleged professional operator of gambling houses, was made last night by some person unknown to the police. The miscreant was armed with steel cased bomb.
 Five days ago a similar attempt was made to dynamite the saloon op- erated by ex-state Senator John k. O'Malley. This case had been kept secret.
 Both attacks, barren of serious results, were in other respects similar to that recently made upon the resi- dence of Blind John" Condon, an associate of Tennes. At that time the front of Condon's library was torn out and the lives of the occupants of the house were saved only by the fact that they were in the back roms at the time
 The whole serious of incidents is said to grow out of jealousy between warning factions of gamblers and of efforts on the part of partisans of the opposition to frighten the men thus attacked. f.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-07-26
WOMEN ONGUARD
WyandOtte Indians Watching inc Graves of Their Dead
 Ancestors.
CEMETERY WAS SOLD

Kansas City, July 26.-Helena, Ida. and Lila Conley, Wyandotte Indians. began an armed guard to-day over the graves of their ancestors in Huron cemetery, in Kansas City, Kansas, re- gently ordered sold by the govern ment. The sisters threaten to shoot the first person who may attempt to remove bodies.
 Congress authorized the sale of the cemetery set aside for many years as tribal burying ground, and divls ion of the money among the remain ing members of the Wyandotte tribe, first removing the bodies. The Con- ley sisters say they will not permit the graves to be touched and they have begun the erection of the sllanty near the cemetery. Miss Helena Conley, who was experimenting the building said:
 From this time on, one of the three Conley sisters will be here in the day time. At night all three will sleep here and guard. In this ceme- tery are buried 100 or our ancestors. The. blood of the ancient royalty UI France flows in my veins. My grand father owned the whole state of Ohio. Why should we not be proud of our ancestors and protect their graves' We shall do it, and woe to the man that first attempts to steal body"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-07-26
GETS FIVE YEARS
Woman Who Deirauded London People -J. Pierpont MOr-
 gan a Victim.

London, July 26.-Mrs Josephine Leslie was to-day found guilty in the Old Bailey on the charge of defraud- ing members of well known families by false pretenses and sentenced to five years penal servitude. It was her custom to represent herself as friend of J. Pierpont Morgan and de- clare he guided her investments.
 The hearing of the case was con- cluded in two hours. MT Morgan appeared in court and testified briefly that he did not know the prisoner and never had any dealings with her.
 Mrs Leslie was arrested at New market July 4. She was formerly Josephine Eastwick, of Philadelphia. She was married to MT Leslie, an Englishman, little more than a year ago at Geneva, Switzerland. This union was of short duration.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-07-26
UNDERSTAND CASE
Rear Admiral Stockton Says This Country and Japan
 Trust Each Other

Paris, July 26.-The Eclair this morning publishes long interviews with Vice Admiral Ijuin and Rear Admiral Charles H. Stockton.
 The Japanese admiral pointed out that the United States ana France had introduced Japan to modern life, for which Japan was profoundly grate- full.
 The patient efforts of the French government" said Vice Admiral Ij- uin, "joined with those of Japan, have led to the conclusion of an entente. I should say, rather, that Japan and France are allies, for it is not merely an entente cordiale which exists
 "The United States has never ceas- ed to be friend of Japan. These things which have inspired opposing opinions have been greatly exagger- ated. We love the Americans. Yes, proclaim it on high, the Americans are our friends, and to them we vii! always remain faithful, attached as we are to them by gratitude aDd friendship"
 Rear Admiral Stockton said during the course of the interview:
 "The enemy you conjured is friend of Japan's, our pupil of yesterday. Be- sides, aren't we the first people to treat Japan as a civilized nation and the Japanese as our equals.
 "The governments at Washington and Tokfo understand each other If light clouds have passed over the clear sky, it is because some people in California have been disturbed by the recent catrosphe. and rendered eXclt- able by the daily struggle for life. love the Japanese. have been in Japan twice, and Admiral Sakamoto, to whom was attributed that too fam ous interview, is my friend"
 In answer to question by the in- terviewer, Admiral Stockton said, in his opinion, Sakamoto was misquoted.
 Gil Blass also prints an interview with Vice Admiral Ijuin, who said in answer to question:
 "I do not know of any tension, such as you have suggested existing be- tween the United States and Japan"
 Admiral Ijuin referred to the Fran co-Japanese entente, saying:
 Tt is a grand thing, which will pro- duce, as you will see. wonderful re- suits, united, and remaining thus, France. Great Britain and Japan are inyincible in the world"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-07-26
BATTLE OF LAWYERS.
Menichino- -Greenman Case Wi
 Reach Head To-Morrow.

Attorney Wilson II. Pierce to-day began frightening up his armor, his pick axes, and his wire cuttersTeady to begin war on Attilo Menichino of Meadow street tomorrow morning. Last week Attorney Pierce acting for Mrs Edith Greenman of North Will low street notified Menichino that unless he had disconnected his house with certain electric light wires, tele- phone wiress. sewer pipes and water pipes, in fact with all the means Of modern comfort and civilization. on or before noon on July 27, which is tomorrow he, MT Pierce, would go down to Meadow street and do all this for him for nothing.
 Meanwhile Meniehino is not idle. On the advice of his counsel, Attorney Guilfoile, he began preparing for the assault. He was collecting his friends and acquaintances to-day to defend his castle, so to speak, and be ready to meet Mir Pierce when he shows up as he said he would.
 Mrs Greenman claims Menichino has no legal right to the property on which he has planted his water and sewer and gas pipes and ran electric wires for various purposes. Menich- ino bought the place in the usual way and then began to build on it. Mir Pierce had an injunction served upon him to prevent him from laying pip es and wires through this strip of land, but he afterwards withdrew it and then notified Menichino that he would do in his own way all that the injunction would have done for him, had no Mtenichino been advised by his own attorney to go ahead with his building. It is likely that before MT Pierce goes to bed this evening he will be served with an injunction to keep his hands off Menichino for At torney Guilfoile had such a document drawn up at noon ready to be signed by some justice.