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The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
Beware OF Ointments for Catarrh
That Contain Mercury

as mercury viii surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely deranRe the
whole system when entering Il through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles
should never be used except on prescrip-
tions from reputable physicians. as tho
damage they will do IS ten fold to the
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by
F. j. Cheney g. Co.. Toledo, o., contains
no mercury. and is taken internally.
acting directly upon the blood and niue
Gus surfaces of the system. In buying
Hairs catarrh Cure be sure you get the
made in Tolelo. Ohio. by +. j. Cheney
6 Co. Testimonials free.
Sold by Druggists. Price. 75c per
rake Halrs Family Pills for constipa-
ton.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
CAPT. KIDD's TREASURE FoUNr
The Contents of His Famous Chest
Will be Sold Tuesday Evening.


The S. P. S. Children's Civic Club
of Mechanic street will serve ice
cream and cake, popcorn and candy
this evening on the lawn of the Rev.
Mr.. Starkey's home, corner Mechanic
and Fifth streets, to whomsoever will
pay the price At the same time
Capt. Kids long buried treasure,
recently discovered in all it's gilt
tering magnifcence, and stnl in a
state of good preservation, will be
sold as a. great sacrifice.
Come one. come all,
Both short and tall,
Unless the rain
Begins to fall;
In which case
1t won't be at all.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

QuicE Relief for Asthma Sufferers.
Foley's Honey and Tar affords i'm
mediate relief 70 asthma sufferers in
the worst stages and if taken in time
viii effect cure Sold by sturm
& Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
10 cuRE ANY DISEASE


The Cause Mast BE Removed, sanas
Way VIVA Dandruf.
KIN the germ that causes dandrnff.
no more dandruff. and your hair mus
grow luxuriantly. Newbro's Herpic!ec
not only contains the dandruff gerr-
destroyer. but IL is also a most dellgh.
full hair dressing for regular toilet use.
NO other hair preparation Is on this
scientific basis OF destroying the dandrur
germs It stops all Irritation. keeps IN ;
scalp sweet. pure and wholesome. Re
member that something claiIned TO he
lust as good" viii not do the work OF
genuine Herpicide Sold by IeaG..ay
druggists. Send lOc. in stamps for slz-
PIE to The Herpicide Co.. Detroit. Mich,
Two szsOo-Sv eenys ana 500.
Wells e Haymaker. Special Agents
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
DISSOLVE pARrNERsHrP.

Miss Wood and Mrs. Gardiner,
who have been sewing in the Con-
building on Main street, have dis
solved partnership. Mrs. Gardiner
will sew in the Jacobs building.
where she has rooms. and Miss Wood
will continue to sew in the rooms
they have been in.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
POSTAL MATTERS.

WASHINGTON, D. c., July 10
James w. Conley was appointed post
master at lingo, Roane county.
tural carriers appointed: New
Milton Route No. /. Harvey D. Sny-
der, substitute Weston Rourt No. 1,
s. D. Hays, carrier, Lavant Hays,
substitute,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

COURT LOOKS AT BRIDGE SITE.
The county court drove to Marsh
vile Tuesday to investigate the mat
ter of erecting a bridge that has been
asked for at that place.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

During the summer kidney irreg-
ularities are often caused by excess
sive drinking or being overheated
Atten dto the kidneys at once by US
ing Foley's Kidney Cure. Sold by
Stmm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
OPENS MEAT MARKET.

w. C. Hickman has retired from
the grocery business ard will open
and operate modern meat market
at the loup, where he will doubt
less have large patronage.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

chautauqua season tickets now on
sale at sturm & Wilson'S. They
cost $3.50 each, and admit to IS at
fractions. less than four cents for
each attraction.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

Suffered day and night the tor
ment of itching piles. Nothing help
ed me until used Doan's Ointment
It cured me permanently. Hon
John R. Garrett. mayor. Girard, Ala.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

A healthy man is king in his
own right; ian unhealthy man is an
unhappy slave. Burdock Blood Bit
tiers builds up sound health-keeps
you we'll.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

Accidents will happen. but the
best-regulated. families keep DIR.
Thomas Eclectric OH for such
emergencies. II subdues the pain
and heals the hurts.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
STATION IS CLOSED.

The recruiting station has been
closed here and Sergeant w. w. ST.
bert has been transferred to Fair
mont. Accompanied by Mrs. sibert
he left last night for his new Office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

At the home of Mrs. sallle Lang
on East Main street Monday evening.
the members OF Mrs. N. ]. Haymau's
class of Con Methodist Episcopal
Sunday school gave a lawn fete
which was a very enjoyable affair
and was attended by large number.
The young ladies of the class served
ice cream, cakes and lemonade on
tables spread on the front lawn over
which hung Japanese lanterns. A
light shower came up early in the
evening and the tables were moved
to the house and front porch but the
rain was over in a few minutes and
the tables we're placed back on the
lawn. The proceeds of the affair
are for the building fund of the
church.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

Harsh physics react, weaken the
bowels. cause chronic constipation.
Doan's Regulets operate easily. tone
the stomach, cure constipation Csc.
Ask your druggist for them.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
80 g 6 g
. s OCIALI

A well attended and very enjoy
able picnic was held Sunday at Gyp-
sy. All present did justice to the
occasion. Among those in attend
ance from the city were Messrs. A.
G. Rogers. w. NJ. Norman and r. 3.
McGregor and Misses Lessa and CAL
lie Nuzum, Annie Hugill and Mrs.
w. NJ. Norman. This party was
Joined at Gypsy by number of
friends. Included in the number
were Misses Mary Richards. Mae
Nixon, India Morrison and r. A.
Morrison. Messrs. Charles E. Smith,
B. H. Lucas. R. C. Hardesty, G.. j.
Nixon, Imha Morrison and R. A.
Martin. They all speak of having a
splendid outing. 1t may be worthy
of mention that the above party in
dulged in series of artistic photo
graphic poses, results of which will
probably be reproduced in later
issue.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

Total to be levied for. 5 80, 277.4S
Total amount of property to be
levied on, $53,9O5, $500.
Amount OF levy Is cents on each
$4,000 valuation.
Given under my hand this 18th
day Of July, 1907.
]. D. BASEL. President.
w. GUY TBTRICK, Clerk.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
StilnnIntion lYithout Irritnrion

That is the watchword. That is
what orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
does. Cleanses and stimulates the
bowels without irritation in any
rcrm. Sold ny sturm & Wilson.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
MISCELLANEOUS.

BAND MEN TAKE N0TICE-Ccr-
respondence solicited from bands
desiring the services of first
class Standardization. within a
radius of 80 miles from CIarks-
burg. H. G. Evans, COS Dale ave.
Clarksburg, w. Va.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
NOTIUE.

Pursuant to section 90 of Chapter
SO. Of the Acts of 1907, the Court
this day proceeded to make up an
estimate OF the amount necessary to
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
COUNTY TAX LEN
CONTINUED from page II


Personality 1890. 1893 $40 90
Railroads, etc. $500. 1,716, SCI. 90
Total ..S 5.265 Sis. 90
A 10 cent levy is planned for
Real estate s2624 2s2 60
Personality 512 gao. 90
Railroads, etc. .... 1,12o,729. 90
Total s4,25Y 221 90
For Union district the levy is to
Real estate .s2,446 .3s1 90
Personality 1890. 6oe ,4O5. 90
Railroads, etc. .. 76O, 28s. 90
Total ....ss,s 1s,o1s 90
lively eand one-ha1f cents on the
800 is the levy intended for sardis
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
NOTICE

NNVAAOA4s
At a regular meeting OF the Coun-
ell OF the City OF Clarksburg, continu-
ed and held for said city at the Coun-
Gil Chamber on Tuesday, July Cd,
1907.
Present Hon. L. C. Grille, mayor.
w. II. Cole, clerk, j. j. Cornell, P.
j. Lyden, T. L. Anderson, w. B.
Robbins, Ellsworth Cork, G. NJ.
Ernst, e. ]. Wood and T. ]. Lynch,
councilmen.
The council this day proceeded to
make up an estimate of the amount
necessary to be levied to cover the
probable expenditures of the city for
the fiscal year of 1907, as follows:
General salaries .....$ $3.50. 90
General expenses .... $4,000
Fire department 800. 3,950.0O
Police department 49,. $4,000
Street lighting ..... $4,000
Sanitation department $4,000
Health department 49,. 1880
Streets, (other than paw
inB) 100000
New paving ........ 15,9S5.OO
And also 10 cents on the $4,000
valuation to be applied on the out
standing Indebtedness as provided
by Chapter So of the Acts of the
Legislature of 1907.
/, w. H. Cole, clerk of the City
of Clarksburg, do hereby certify that
the foregoing is correct report OF
the estimate for the purpose of tax
alton as made by the Council of said
city, at regular meeting. continued,
held on the Cd day of July, 1907.
Given under my hand this 9Th day
of July, 1907.
Clerk of the City of Clarksburg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
NFIDENTIAL LOAN

Loans money ON everything. You
can save money ON everything by
buying here.
L. sPRo,
Waldo Bldg. Fourth Street.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

LOST-A twenty dollar bill between
Fourth street and postoffice or be-
tween postoffice and B. & o. depot
Finder will please leave at Tele-
gram Office and receive reward.
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be levied for the current fiscal year
to cover all county debts ana liahi1-
tiles payable during the year, includ-
ing the probable expenditures for
county purposes and proper allow
anees for delinquent taxes; discounts
allowed on taxes paid on or before
the thirteith day Of November of this
year; expenses OF collection and con-
tingencies; which estimate is as fol-
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

LOST-In trolley wreck, baby's silk
jacket. Return to Telegram Of
flee and receive reward.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16
WANrEp-FEaIALE HELP.

LoST-A par of gold trimmed eye
glasses in street car wreck Sunday
evening. Finder will please re-
turn to Telegram Office and re-
eeive reward.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-07-16

FOR SALE-One corner lot in the
Stealey Addition, two lots in Os-
born Addition, Milford Road, four
lots in Stansberry Addition, North
view, two lots in Buckhannon, w.
Va. Call on or address $50 West
Pike street.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
THE CEDULLAs CIGAR

The best 5 cen cigar on tn emar
ket. Smokers, try them Havana
cigars.
F. G. Robins 4 co.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
BURBANK'S EXPERIMENTS
WITH THE DAISY

Burbank's experiments with the
daisy are more fascinating than a
fairy tale. From England. Japan.
Australia, Germany-everywhere dali
Sis grew-he got seeds Of the bes,
varieties, not a few, but hundreds
thousands. These were carefully
planted and watched with closest care.
They were all going Il be slain, but
out of their death was to come a n W
daisy, larger. more beautiful, more
hardy, and that would flower in every
climate perennially. The result was
his Shasta daisy, one Of the most
beautiful flowers w seen-of clear,
brilliant white, great size, the center
Of pure y low, resing upon slender
yet strong stems. Ten thousand seeds
reqBir d for this one experiment?
Yes, and often the 10000 become So
900 or 100, 900 or 500 900 before he
gets what he wants. 1t is this large
dealing that has differentiated Mr..
Burbank plans from those Of other
men. He sp edily learned that great
results are not TO be attained from in
adequate methods. The 10 900 daisy
seeds were only a starter. Millions and
millions Of daisies were grown from
these s eds, and il was only after the
experiments were completed, and the
habits Of the Shasta" permanently
fixed, that the experimental plants
we're destroyed.-Circle Magazine.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
ONE MORE QUESTION
10 SETTLE NOW

From the Tonopah Sun.
The remarks yesterday favoring the
setting OF important questions at
once rather than delays that are ali
but fatal, apply with much force 10
the subject of the employment OF
Ionopah's mines. Least Of all ques
tons vital to the welfare Of residents
OF Tonopah this is one that the people
cannot afford to let run. IL has gone
much too far already and every We k
n month that pass only makes mat
t.rs worse. 1t is one Of those quos
tons that could and should have been
settled on the start. Had the miners
union long ago passed a rule similar
TO that at Cripple Creek, preventing
men who could not speak English be-
coming members. it would have made
the present colonization and graft
impossible. 1t would have kept this
permanently an American city. Thus
a miners union can be the great st
use to a community by its leaders put
ting their minds to useful subjects
rather than devoting their energies
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
d. You Like Your Work.?

1t ought not to be necessary to ask
a man if he likes his work. The ra-
dance of his face should tell that
His very buoyaney and pride in his
work, the spirit Of unbounded enthu
siasm and zest ought to show that
He ought to be SO in love with lis
work that he would find his greatest
delight in it; and this inward joy
should light up his whole being.
A test of the quality of the indi
vidual is the spirit in which he does
his work. If he goes to it drudg ng
lly, like a slave under the lash; II h.
feels thedrudgery in it, if his enthusi
asm and love for it do not lift it out
of the commences and make it a de
light instead of a bore, he will never
make a very great place for himse.f
in the world.
The man who feels his yoke CALLING
him, who does not understand VIII
the bread and butter question could
not have be n solved by one great
creative act, instead of every man be
ing obliged to wrest everything he
gets from nature through hard work
the man who does not see a great b n
efcent des sign and a superb necessity
in the principle that every one should
earn his W living-has gotten a
wrong view of life. and will nsver
get the splendid results of his voca
ton which were intended for him.
The mar who does not look upor
his vocation as a great unfolding, en-
larging, ~cultivating, e~ducative, ele-
waiting process - the results of which
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
BRYAN AND INGERsOLL;
THE LATTER IN HEAVEN

An exchange has the following:
Mr.. Bryan recently visited Pc
oria, ILL.,, and speaking to a re-
porter, he referred to a state
ment made by Robert G.. Inger-
soil in Peoria in the fall of 1896,
after the election. concerning
himself Mr.. Bryand said: "Col.
Ingersol said when a man has
been defeated for the presidency
that is generally the last of him.
/ think Mr.. Bryan has s en- his
best days. +" Mr.. Bryan was
going south, and by the time he
reached Georgia, Col. Ingersol's
opinion had been sent out by the
Associated Press and published
in the papers generally. A Gin
cinnati paper t legraphcd him the
substance of the interview en-
route, and asked if he had any
thing to say. Mr.. Bryan said: ~
wired back the following reply: /
do not care to discuss Col. Inger-
soils interview. He is not an au
thority On the future. He do s
not believe there is a hereafter
for anyone
Col. Ingersol did not d;sbelieve that
there was a hereaft r; he said he did
not know.
On this theme, over the bier of his
brother, he said:
Life is a narrow vale between the
cold and barren peaks OF two eterni
ties. We strive in vain to look beyond
the heights. We cry aloud, and the
only answer is the echo of our waiting
cry. From the voiceless lips of the
unreplying dead com s no word; but
in the night of death hope sees a star
and listening love can hear the rustic
of a wing.
'He who sleeps here, when dying
m~istaking the approach of d ath for
the return of health, whispered with
his latest breath, Il am better now
Let US believe, in spite Of doubts and
dogmas, Of fears and tears, that these
dear words are true of all the count.
ess dead =
He did not believe in any of tho
creeds; he held that they did not sup
ply evidences enough to satisfy him
But he had a creed of his own and
" mt about doing good, for his heart
was open to every sorrow Of this oio
world.
None Of us can tell what his record
was in the great ledger above, but
one thing is sure: If he went TO
heaven he was from the first hour Of
the eternal day that he reached there
IN re at home than a good many who
were called religious all their lives.
and If he went to the other place, it
has been a jollier spot ever since his
arrival.-Salt Lake Telegram.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
THE GILA MONSTER.
Strange Ways Of This Dreaded ank
Hard BitinQ Rept..s.

or some OF the strange ways of the
ture of the southwestern deserts. d cor.
respondent writes: Il have had some
experiences with ella monsters ami
can state that. no matter what scien-
lists may claim. the ella mon ter is a
good thing to shun. Indians ana Next
cans have a horror of it and fear
II more than a rattlesnake. be-
lieve that the bite of the Giia monster
Is dangerous because of the creatures
habit Of eating lizards. bugs anu ro-
dents and then lying on sani 50 hot
that it blisters the hands a1i feet of
men. The heat cause the food to pu
trefy In the stomach. evidenced by the
fact that the teeth are often covered
with a fermented. putreied froth from
the food. A bite has the same e aaect as
the cut OF a dissecting knife used on a
caGaver-in other words. the inocula-
ton Of a deadly poison.
When fri htened or angry he can
move quite rapidly. That short. thick.
stubby tail is used in jumping. Just as
a KANGAROO uses his tail. The ella mon
ster bites like a bulldog and has the
t~enacity Of a swapping turtle. l once
saw some men teasing a ella monster
brought to Tucson. A string was tied
around his neck. The ella m nster was
crawling around on the grouAd. trying
to get away. but vas pulled back by
the string. This was carried on till the
creature became furious. The crowd
around the ella monster knew nothing
of his power to spring. Suddenly he
sprung up and bit a man among the
crowd on the hand. leaping fully two
feet from the ground.
Another instance. this Of a man
whose chief object seems to have been
4 foolhariy display of fearles ness. H.
-as holding one of the men Q $ IL h.s
hand by the back Of It, n ,c's. 50 Il
could not bite him. Ee d ca,el his
hand to the size OF his lie The ca.
monster shut his teeth 20 IN 81 4.
heavy dcch overa.i t Il i d
pie q out here - O. T
qriyl-y as a pair 8 +" / sars
crt ne fable fn1 "a Ca
.aco News.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
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to silly boycotts that could gain them
nothing. AS it stands today, the
Slav. Austrian and other southern
Europ an element has control of the
Tonopah union and its. hold will grow
stronger as long as the mining com
panies permit the practice of graft by
which the foreigners, at $50 a head,
have been employed.
Having gone IN as it has, the same
principle applies. Only a hard r prob
lem will await by putting its solution
off. NOW is the time for the citizens
of Tonopah, in a peaceable and order
ly manner, to make it clear to the
mining companies that the further
employment of non English sp, aking
foreigners will kill the town.
In this connection the editor wishes
to denounce the locally circulated re
port that he is opposed to all foreign
ers. What this paper opposes is tn ir
importation in defiance of contract
labor and other immigration laws, and
specifically to employment in the
mines of foreigners who cannot speak
English. We are opposed to the $40
graft system that is in vogue in To
nopah and to the men, whether they
can speak English or not, who arc
praeticing it. Any honest, law abid
ing citizen, be he foreigner or Amer
lean, has the cordial friendship of
this paper But men engaged in this
traffic, either as Illicit immigration
agents, employment graft RS, or lns
non English speaking dupes, are
neither honest nor law-abiding.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02

could ceme in no other possible way
has made a very po5r guess at life
riddle.
Multitudes of people do not hal.
respect their work. They look upon Il
as a disagreeafle n cessity for pro
viding bread and butter, clothing ant
shelter-as unavoidable drudgery, in
stead of a great man-builder, a great
life university for the development o.
manhood and ~womanhood. They dc
not see the divinity in the spur of
necessity which compels man to de
velop the Rest thirg in him. to unfold
his possibilities by the struggle to at
tain his ambition, to conquer the en-
emies of his prosperity and. happiness
They cannot 8 e the curse in the nm
earned dollar, which takes the spun
out of the motive Work to them IS
sheer drudgery-an unmitigated evil.
They m understand why the
Creator did rot put bread r ady-made
on the trees. They cannot see that
the hest thing in man has ever been
developed by the necessity of labor
Tn y do not see the stamina, the grit,
the nobility, the manhood in being
forced to conquer what they get.
What a pitiable sight to see one of
Gods noblemen, made to hold up his
head and to be a king, to be cheerful
and happy, and to radiate pow r, GO
irg al out whining and complaining of
his work, apologizing for what he is
doing, and deploring the fact that he
should have to work 1t all.-Orison
SWEET in Success.
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
Oriqin Of Cork lecs.

"A cork leg?" said the dealer. ''Whr
man. a cork leg would crumble unfer
you like a leg Of bread. Yon don't
want a cork leg. but IN elm OF willow
one. A leg was never made Of cork
since the worlds beginning But riany
people think as you do. and I'll tell
you how the fallacy oriyinlted The
inventor Of the molern artificial leg
the leg instead Of the stick was .John
Cork. Cork's legs. or cork les. wege
famous around 1910. Aud whenever .
inan makes your mistake he y : an
; nconsciOus tribute n Cork's skill"
The silver state news. [volume] (Winnemucca, Nev.) 1907-1909, 1907-09-02
HARRIMAN.s FAvoR1rE POET

From the Reno KeveilIe.
Il. IL. Hartman, of course, takes IA
interest in Nevada, especially since a
rebel Legislature presumed to lamp /
with those sacred rate schedules.
Some men were discussing the wiz.
ard Of the Pacifics the Other day, and
the qu stion came up: "Who is Har-
riman's f~avorite poetf'
Whereupon a wit who was standing
near ty said:
"Coleridge, Of course.D
"But why?'' was asked.
Didn't he write, "Water, water
everywhere?'