New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-06-14
"ORCHARDIZE EN- ALL"
Hot Boz Gets Going, but the Fans
Yank Him ont IN Haste.

4 revolution, # coniecturaI size and character
aas nipped in the bud At 4:20 o'clock on Nednes-
day afternoon in city Hall Park fronting the
baseball score boards. Just before the game be
tween the Yankees and Detroits began three well
known residents Of the City Hall Park benches
A1editatina Michael, Assessable Smith and
Hot Box Flanagan, were discouTsing on the eFI'S
Of the trusts The conversation started near the
Tweed fountain, and continued in 4 desutory
fashion until the takers had crossed over 70 PARK
Row In fun view Of the score board.
us a burnin intrinsic outrage the way the
trusts IS doin' up people" said Flanagan.
Michael looked him pityingly. as he said
under his breath: Huh, wonder where he picked
up that word intrinsic He don't know what Il
means. Flanagan always WIZ cheap one"
Here's trust after another sponein' up de
peoples public utilities. until pretty nothin'
VIII De left 10 ne sponged up" said Flanagan.
AT which time youse u jump off de dock.
sposc." said Non-Assessable. meaning to be sar-
castle
No" said Hot Box, in such loud tone that
some Of the fans asked him to fade away and
-skidoo." NO I won't jump off de dock either.
Some ones got 10 take up dis fight for de people
rights Somebody's got 10 put de shoulder t de
wheel and greppIe Wild desc contortionists."
law. say. Hot Box" said Michael bitterly,
don't let of steam so loud. Yousc amt got brains
enough TO spellhnd Park Row audience. and
when youse say 'contortionists' you probably mean
'extortionists' Play de soc' pedal Wild your views
Flanagan reddened n the Tebuke. and for some
minutes quiet. Then he opened up again: De
lates outrage de rights de people is de sauer-
kraUt trust. organized in Toledo wuZ IN Toledo
once. an I'm surprised il has become de home
of de saua rkraut trust.
Well youse aif'J Dutch. Where have you got
any kick" asked Mona Ssessahle.
Its dc principle of de ting. said Flanagan,
angTlly. It's de principle OF de ting I'm lookin'
at Dis hull country Is on de retTogTadc'-
The fans looked hard at FLANAGAN when he
got of relTograde' thai he was temporarily en-
Harrassed
pats wot SAID" resumed Flanagan. getting
his nerve back again Dis country is on de retro
grade an somethia' is got to be done"
As the first inning resulted 10 0 in favor Of the
Yankees every one was glad, and nothing was
thrown when Flanagan resumed:
w en- det gets 20 orEaniZln sauerkraut trust
deT sur" have reached de limit "
Gee whiz bases fun" exclaimed a fan. with
his eye on the board.
resumed Flanagan ~ know I'm only man.
hut ] believe in Orchardizing all desc men like
Rockefeller. Hartman Gould and Astor. 7 know
its revolutionary but sometimes revolutions is
justified When rings gifts To such n pass ] believe
IN IuIin de- IRON ball ] m
Gee whzz" Eroaned another fan. as a rumble
Of DISCUS. went around fandom. Gee, whizz. he
blew ~"
'W46-who blew up asked Flanagan, excited
No You burned idiot said the fan. disgusted-
~ Hartman Uurhiu. Smilin Al Ortiz the
'curveless wonder. the Yankees pitcher blew up.
BY this time the desperate and chGgrlned fans
were elowerlnE at Flanagan. as If he the
hoodoo. one of them steDped UP 70 him.
say, said he, menaciGgly, dis amt socialist
turn hurl a few buns Beat it out o. here in
TWO seconds or delegatio will YOU out. -
Hot Box. Flanagan beat it, and tho rev0-
luton was nipped in the bud.