davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

were many who predicted that he would
be found wanting. His friends declared
that he had taken tn premiership only
because he could not find a man whom
he could trust. At any rate he has jus
tiied most admirably the faith of those
who trusted him
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

From the Catholic STANDARD and Tines
well, remarked Nupop. in rather a
loud tone Of voice, its Pleasant 20 think
that we can remain comfortably at home
this evening"
Why. George" began Mrs. Nupop.
you know we've got tickets for the
Sh. Can't YOU see the babys listen
ing? I said that for his benefit"
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
A CLEAN HEART AND A PURE LIFE.


Written fer The Washington Herald)
Sweep clean from y0ur heart all the filth aad the
dirt
That have gathered IN DAYS that are old;
But do not forget in the time coming yet
To lay up treasures finer than gold
Make sure that you're right. and then 90 ahead.
Asking God fer the wisdom. you need,
That IN the midst of strife and tolls Of this LIE
He viii help you IN sowing good seed
And when YOU have finished the work of this life,
And have answered the Masters roll call.
You viii find i has paid. 70 work as His aid
In redesming lost ones from the fall
JUDE FAIRMAN.
SIS street northwest, Washington, D. c.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

ANY man who would accuse Theodore
Roosevelt OF seeking to injure any legiti-
mate business enterprise would accuse
volunteer nurses in a war hospital OF
poisoning their patients, says the Cleve-
land Plain Dealer Besides that, he
would be a willful and deliberate-well,
YOU know what
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
The ReaI Separating LING.

From the ST. Louis Republic.
Ofticials of the United States and Cam
ada are now going over the boundary
line between the two countries and re-
placing the old monuments with a series
Of new ones. Too bad they can't pull
down the old Dingley tariff wall as they
go along.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Being Used.

She was pretty and the drug clerk was
glad to sell her a stamp.
Also to weigh her letter
Also TO lick the stamp and afix it to the
envelope.
Put It upside down. please" she sim
pered. That means something to Char
lie"
Then the drug clerk lost interest
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Thoughtful of Him

From the Catholic STANDARD and Times
See here said the lady. you told me
that work would only cost me sls. and
here you've sent in bill for S14"
"Yes'm.' replied the carpenter. "ro,,
see, when I came to think the thing over
afterward, I was afraid maybe you'd no
supersutious about that thirteen"
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Trying 10 Please Him.

Hubby-My dear, ! distinctly remember
your twenty-fourth birthday three years
ago, and yet to-day you say you are Just
re7enty-four
Wifey-Well. didn't you wish me many
happy returns Of tho day then2
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
ARE YOU GOING AWAY? ?

Subscribers who leave thescity
temporarily should have The
Washington Herald mailed 10
them. Addresses will be changed
as often as requested. You, can
not keep fully informed about
affairs In Washington unless
your paper follows you.
Before leaving. maif or tele-
phone your address to this Of
nee,
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
A Loquacious Jain Bird

From the Cleveland Leader
San Franciseos former mayor is in
jail. but not st1I~ in Jail. They can't
keep him that way.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

II your adored one hands you lemon.
or the mitten or any Of those undesirable
commodities in which coy femininity deals
so generously. do not despair. il tran
spires that George Washington was re-
fused seven OF eleven times before he
fell a victim 10 a widow which proves
that young girls do not know il all and
incidentally, that widows 100 years or
more ago were just as wise as they are
to-day.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
slow Up. GentIemenl

From tbe BaItimore American.
One way Of arranging the Glen Echo /
imbroglio amicably would be for the au-
tomobilists to respect speed limits, as
the fact Of burning up government road /
does not, by reason Of that ownership. /
lessen the danger to pedestrians and
drivers
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Onnnrfune-

Nine thousand Japanese soldiers are
said to be massed in Mexico, ready TO
rush on our Middle West"
Good! Wen make EN- harvest the
wheat crop"
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

From the Milwaukee Sentinel.
Mr.. Rockefeller says the downfall Of
the Standard Oil Company would be a
national disaster SO it would. undoubt-
edly, but not the downfall of the pTac-
tees the Standard was convicted of.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
An EnsN Gurrs.

From the Chicago News.
Mr.. Bryan thinks that feet is going to
the Pacific 10 fish for a big naval appro-
priation from Congress. Mr.. Bryan is
good guesseT
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

The royal Spanish yOungster was made
a colonel when only one month old. That,
however, Is nothing especially remarka-
bic. IN Georgia and Kentucky every boy
is born a colonel.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Debt Collection.

From the Ohio State Journal
We've seen the time when we. like
some Of the brethren at The Hague. were
unalterably opposed to the coercive coll
lection of debts
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

A number OF Omaha matrons have re
solved" in solemn conclave assembled
that the time has come to suppress the
vulgar display of hosiery on plaster
limbs in show windows" The clocks on
the stockings indicated the time, we sup
pose.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

In former days when a man got a
pain in his stomach his wife laid a red
hot stove lid on his stomach" says the
Oklahoma State Capital Perhaps this is
the reason YOU never hear Of any demand
for liver pads like mother used 10
make"
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Strong Part.

From the Ncnkers Statesman.
Foote Lighte-Has your sister a strong
part in the new piece?
Miss Sou Brette-Why. yes: she has
10 carry around one of those heavy
spears,
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
SAN Francisco's Ycw Mayor.

DIT. Edward Robeson Tavlor. the new
mayor Of san Francisco. is a native Of
Illinois, he having been born at Spring
field September a. 1855 He is. therefore
nearly siNty-nine years old. but evidently
his appearance indicates that he is
younger. as the dispatches announcing his
selection by the board Of supervisors. to
succeed Eugene Schmitz. said that he was
between sixty and siXty-fve After at
tending the Kemper school at Boonville
Mo. he was employed in the printing
Office Cf the Boonville Observer. and re-
mained there until January. 1852. when
ne went TO California. Entering the To-
land Medical College. now the medical
department Of the University of Califor-
ma. re graduated in 1Si5. Five years later
he married Agnes Stanford. From 1867
20 lSl he was private secretary 70 the
governor Of California. and during that
period he studied law and was admitted
20 the bar. lie was admitted 20 practice
in the State Supreme Court in fST9 and
10 the Supreme Court of the United States
In 1872. In 1868 he was selected a mem
Der OF the board of San Francisco free
holders, and was made a member of the
fifth board of freeholders in 1875. In the
latter capacity he assisted in the framing
Of the present charter or san Francisco
He has written extensively on legal and
medical subjects, and has also published
various books Of poems and translations
He is a Democrat. At one time he Was
president of the San Francisco Bar Asso-
citation, of which he is still a member
ana he IS also an honorary member OF the
Medical Society Of the State OF Califo--
MIA. He has been dean OF the Hastings
College Of Law since 1899
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Good Thing for Ha-r,n,.,

From the Charleston News and Courier.
An Oriental war would relieve Harri-
man from the danger Of prosecution. and
the Hartman lines would haul the men
and the supplies across the continent.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Refer Him to The HAGUE

From the Richmond Times Dispatch
The Hague Peace Conference in some
spare hour would 90 well to consider
the case OF Richmond P Hobson.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
A Good Sign.
From Life.

From Lie.
What is he, a Democrat or a Repub-
lican?"
Democrat. I think At any rate,
know he voted for Roosevelt
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Lis Mi.fnI.e

he vowed a bachelor he'd be:
II was his firm resolve. said he,
And never could be shaken
But when he met a maiden trim.
Who knew just how 10 handle him.
he found he was miss taken.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

A prophet, who, Il Is claimed, never
misses says the world viii come 10 an
end in 1851 without fail Still, we may
be able 20 get the Panama Canal finished
by hustlng.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Priority settled.

From the Detroit Free Press
Although President Roosevelt may lay
claim to introducing the purity sui.
the beef trust claims the origin % the
immunity bath.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

II the grizzly bears were called on to
take sides in the nature-faker contro-
versy, they doubtless would be with the
President. They understand that It is a
serious matter TO differ with such an au-
thOTity.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

Dentists hurt dentists" says a news
item from a convention Of tooth-pullers
down South. Can't say that We are alto
gether sorry TO hear il.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

From the Toledo Blade
a London paper says King Edward Is
the hardest worked man in England. And
vet we haven't heard Of him pitching any
hay
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

Senor Castro, President Of Venezuela.
is fellow Of infinite Jest. He now
grayely asserts that Venezuela will pay
all Of its debts without question or par
lev
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Good Politics.

From the Philadelphia North American.
The voice of the whole country pro-
claims it good politics TO attack the
methods Of Hartman.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

DR.. Wiley says it is a disgrace TO be
sick. But he isn't real DOCTOR you
know, and doesn't make his living BY
writing Latin prescriptions.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

The Duke Of the Abruzzi visited Coney
Island while in New York However. he
already had been pretty well cleaned out
by the souvenir hunters.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

London has q horse show IN behalf Of
which the boastfUl claim is made that It
Is a horse show and not a clothes show
This clearly demonstrates that London
does not really know what horse show is.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Other Indiana FIks.

Indiana. by the way, has long been
prominent In the high councils OF the
Elks. William f English, son Of Han
cocks running mate in the Presidential
race Of 1850, and who went 20 the front
in the war with Spain, was formerly ex-
alted ruler Of the Indiana Elks. and later
was elected 10 Office by tHs order in
national convention. Joseph T. flaming.
another Indiana man. now one Of August
beimonts rlght-hand men IN New York.
served a term as Grand Exalted Ruler.
The Elks gained "A strong foothoId in
indianapolis twenty years ago. and the
lodge there has numbered men OF ma
t0nai prominence.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

An automobile ran into a train the other
day while trying TO scOrch ahead OF II
and was smashed into seventeen hundred
and siXty-seven and nine-tenths distinct
and separate scraps. After n while auto
mobilists will discover the fruitlessness
OF attacking such strenuous propositions
as limited expresses and Marshal Col
linses.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

1T IS safe tn say that MI Hartman
does not swear by Theodore" says the
Chicago Post But il is not safe 10 say
that the railroad man does not swear al
him.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
A Merchnnt's Lffe.

you have some ugly customers a.
times?"
Yes; but things even up"
How so?''
Il have lots Of pretty ones"
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
A Long-feIt Want.

4 desire my novel printed with the
lines wide apart, declared the authoress.
Loaded. you mean?"
Whatever they cali IT, wish people
to have a chance TO underscore the parts
they like"
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Indcr the Nfn.i.

From the Charleston News and Courier.
A Democrat is a Grover Cleveland in
disguise.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Not a Morer Fiend.

links is popular az Lonelyville."
But he cuts no ice in town"
We'll, he cuts no grass in the suburbs
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

Resignation is a confession" says the
New York World. Is the World afraid
that Senator PIatt Will resign?
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

That was certainly a very fine radical
speech that Uncle Joe didn't deliver IN
North Carolina
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

newspaper reformer. Our readers may
imagine for themselves how he will look
after tomorrow.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

The Houston Post expresses a desire TO
ship a box Of cucumbers 10 the Chicago
Chronicle. Why? The Chronicle is al
ready dead
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

Perhaps we should not miss the free
passes 50 much were il not for the fact
that more than one-half OF the mileage
Of the railroads Of the world is in this
country.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

The Alabama legislature has fixed the
fine for whipping a reporter at $40. We
presume it must cost as much as S1499
10 trounce the editor.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
The CHI Next Door.

She cannot sing the old songs.
As we are certain quite.
She cannot sing the old songs,
And proves it every night.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

An Alabama poet named Michael Nc
Carthy has written a poem to Rare
Roast Beef" We should think an Irish
stew would appeal more forcibly 10
Nike.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18

Montgomery Ala. has instituted a rigid
bridge tax. Another blow at woman 5
rights.
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
Premier Clemenceau's STRENGTH.

I an Democrat" says Judge Par
ker. All right, judge. How old is Ann?
The Washington herald., 1907-07-18
TIDINGS OF THE TINES.
ron the Kansas City Times.
Wouldn't Remntn Rav.

Wouldn't Remain Raw.
Senior Con" Man-There is raw
country youth who seems 70 have money
junior G. M.-An right. III see 10 il
that he's soon well done.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11
n Doubt.

A certain young man who, according
to all th9 accepted notions, should be
very happy at this time, was found
by friend the other day, with some
what frbubled look upon his face, says
Hap Weekly.
x*hats the matter, old man
Haven't had a tilt, have your the
friend inquired.
"N-no,' was the reply, accom-
panied by b sigh. "Fact u.s." he con-
tinued, in d burst of confidence, 1--WE
been thinking over a little remark
Alice made last night"
"Oh, pefhaps you misunderstood, .
the friend suggested, encouragingly.
Il hope |so," was the reply "You
see, we Were talking Orwell, how
things would be, you know, and Alice
said:
And won't 1t be just too sweet;
you will come home all tired out
from your hard days work and hold
me on your lap for hours, and read to
me and drive all my cares away, and
dry my tears, and rub my head--and
it will be just like novel;"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11

MEETS
WITH METHODISTS

Albion, Mich, Sept. 10.-vice Pres
ident Fairbanks will be the guest Of
honor at the seventy-second session
of the Michigan conference of the
Methodist Episcopal church. The
meeting will close Saturday with a
celebration of the semi-centennial of
of the separation of the Detroit con.
ference from the Michigan body. In
addition to speech by the vice pres
ident, addresses will be made by prom.
inent diyines and college presidents.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11
hon. joe HIRSCH /
FOR odd FELLOWS
MAKES STRONG Plea FOR THE
oRPHANs' HOME.
Handsome $4,000 Building Soon to Be
Erected In Hattiesburs-Rest Of
the Necessary Funds Now Being
Raised by the Order.

Il
Meridian, Miss. Sept. 10.-Last
night at the court house Hon. Joseph
11,rsch - v,c,shuro de,,varea on ad.
drsss ~ tba Ioca, rdd Fa,lows IN the
,,,tarast 70 ~ ha,,a y ~ h,,,lt 4,
tI.tt,ash,rv ~ M oora l. AZ MD.
ows ana ornh ons - dooeosaa namhars
~ ~ ordar
rhe sne.rar ,,.s o,a.ont,v ana e,o.
,,,,a,,t,v ,,,trad,,oa5 ~ NJ w Mo-
~ - th,s c,tv who toor ] ratro
sr,sot,,a aI.noa y h,storv not,ra 49,
orsrn,, a,,nr an,h,t;on !, Mano,son
pora n.rta q hr,ns j, E,,rons ,nde,
~ dnr.,r,on and tb.. th,s s.ns ~,
h,t,a,, h,a,,n,'+ : 49, ra.,ard paae
sIso .star bav,rg asoardad tho h,gh
~ n,nao,a 80 ,ns1,.asv sar,a 80 a,v,,
a,orv v,a,dad - ,ast - sa,eshn 90 ans
1900 ar,av IL 49, !, h,s.orr : 49,
,s,.,, S .,a,, ~ 49, = 49, WIZ,
sas...,,ar. ,a,,s a..e..,.s,s o,a. sa,,s
D.. .s .a, .'s. 1919. ~ ~ .a ~,
Srat, ~ - Ga ra,,ams 81, = !. &c 70,
al Su,th ,,a,,,, 49,. .nn,o~r,..e :,
,,s,.., i, I, $3.50 ssa,,.. XXI I, X =,
' - 49, !, 49,. 49, -, 49,
1880, ~as = e'P's3 e' W. ue'' =
&C., r.,,,.,.,,,, a,,,,,, ~ -
.,' ~. 100 ~ Z - ~
NJ 1,ss.,, ia 49,. : ~ ~. -
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11
Some Short ~
0Stories Anoat


why" said E. H. Hartman, at a
dinner in New York, things have
come to such pass that soon the
man who is successful and rich will
be looked upon with as much distrust
as the lawyer of the tale,
This lawyer said sadly to his wife
on his return home one night:
"People seem very suspicious of
me. You know old Jones? Well,
did some work for him last month and
when he asked me for the bill this
morning ! told him out of friendship
that ! wouldn't charge him nothing
He thanked me cordially, but said he'd
like receipt"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11
A Bay Rum Drinker.

H. N. Randolph. Of Atlanta. is a
great-great-great grandson Of Thomas
Jefferson, and at recent dinner in
jamestown. Mr.. Randolph described
some of the heirlooms in the posses
sion Of the distinguished family. says
the Boston Post
Not least amusing among his liter
airy heirlooms was a letter from the
English novelist. Charles Reade.
Mr.. Randolph's great uncle once
sent Charles Reade some canvas back
duck and a case Of bay rum. In his
letter Of acknowledgement. the novel!
list wrote;
"The ducks l liked very well. but
the bay rum must be an acquired
taste. It did not 60 at ali with the
wild fowl. 80 substituted champagne,
as I like the bay rum better made into
hot punch"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11
A Pardonable Fault.

DR.. Edward Everett Hale, discussing
rather finicky attack that had been
made on certain recent statements.
smiled and said:
But who or what is blanaeless? 1t
is like the case Of the Scottish hen.
IAN old Scottish woman wished to
sell hen to a neighbor.
But tell me, the neighbor said,
is she altogether guild bird? Has
she got nae faults, nae faults al all?
"'A-well, Margot,' the other old wo-
man admitted, she has got one fault.
She will lay on the Lords day."
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11

poi Of view I'm afraid that I66se h
not huch fun in it.
fact-if you'd excuse me--your
ided |eminds me Of a remark that is
imp I'd to one of my Cleveland
sleu J.
IT y say that this man, examin-
ing a eweler's window that had been
smasl d in, muttered to himself sage
ly:
"'By gosh. this is more serious
than | thought. It's broke on both
sides.'"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-11

FOR SALE-One lot OF old newspap-
ers at this office, 15c per hundred,
while they last.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-02-09
A STEADY DRAIN.
Sick Kidneys Weaken the Whole
Body-rlrke You m, Langlld
aud Depressed.

Sick kidneys weaken tie body thru
the continual drainage of life giving
albumen from the blood into theurine
and the Substitution Of poisonous uric
acid that goes broadcast thru the sys
tenn, sowing the seeds Of disease. Loss
of albumen causes weakness. languOr,
depression. Uric poisoning causes
rhe1matie pain, nervousness, nausea,
crlcks IN tile back, gravel and kidney
stones The proper treal ment is a
kidney treatment, and the best renasdy
is DOan's Kidney Pills. Great Vinita
cures prove il.
j. II. Ely, farmer, living seven miles
nnrthwest Of Vinita, Indian Territory,
says: For several years / had been
troubled Off and on with my kidneys
aud back. The secreti0ns were irreg-
ular in action and there were burning
sensations in passing them. Often l
had to get up five or six times during
the night breaking my rest 50 that l
awoke IN the morning feeling tired
and unrefreshed l had a great deal
Of pain in the small of my back which
was aggravated considerableif / stOop-
ed or lifted anything. l heard about
Doan'n Kidney Pills and procured
box at the Peoples drug store. COM
menced their use taking four pills
day and noticed an improvement
from the first. A continuation of
their use relieved me Of the difficulty
from the kidneys, and cured NE Of
backache. I heartily recommend
Doan's Kidney Pills to all sufferers. y
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New
York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doans-and
take no other,
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-02-09

n,v,s,on 4. pr,cp plant
rrad 7, Kellav
caor.,a c,,on
- = ,,or
- n Toh1,,
Toasor prsa,s,c con,rany
M,ana,oo,,, + ,,r,,,ag cononanv
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.,
= ~ 49,
49, r.
~. ,,e.,,
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-02-09

II you are Constipated dull, OF bill
i0us, or have sallow lifeless complex
ion, try Lax-ets just once to see what
they will do for you. Lax-ets are
little tOOthsome candy tablets-nice IS
eat. nice in effect No gripping, no
pain. just q gentle laxative effect
that is pleasingly desirable. Handy
for the vest pocket or purse, Lax-ets
meet every desire. Lax-etsc0me tOyou
in beautiful Autographed metal boxes
at 5 cents and - cents Sold by Ma
Harney 81 Myers
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-02-09
MURDERED
IN ASYLUM

VIII Hase lrigg, who was sent to
the st. Louis hospital for the insane
about a year ago from Vinita, was
killed Thursday by one Of tie other
insane patients. The two men were
working together ia TIE laboratory,
when, without any warning, hasel-
rigg' IS companion struck him over the
head with a bar Of iron, killing him
Instantly.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-02-09
FOUR DIVISIONS.
Continued from lst page


van Chandler
A. Il Churchill
Il. Il. Campbell
n. NJ. Collins
J. ii. Crutch0eld
w. M. Charlesworth
Chieftain Publishing company
III II. Cr1tchdeld.
j. r. Campbell
w. u Clanham
G. w. CLARK. sr.
A. II. Chamberlin
Division 2: Flour Mill
~ \ % n.v
nanaano,.
~ = nanno
y naa,asor
~ ~ n..no,,,,t
10 ~ naol
r N rnolabar
AZ r.chan
~ : parlav
rr.,oo Harswora oomnanv
nv u \ Fortner
n n rra,ser
M ~ Tranll,r
u rarrar
,',,.
i p roola
mhonaora y a rrear
coIaon Rnle
rna,,o1 A am
4 draw
r c,nter
4 uan
~ Il ualsar
r,,,nc ualsen
n uickman
CHARLES Hartman
n 4 uowA;ns
II y uolland
c.v patten
8 u pa,ts
w pclo
p on;elav
y Poharss
II patoH4
u. N. Ratcllif
Division 3: Public Buildings and Ca
ming Factory
OI Rider
J n Ragan
G. b. Rogers
q. e. Roberts
Seymour Riddle.
II. IL. Ridenhour
@. A. Riddle
A. b. Snoddy
4. W strvker
Sanders Wright Mercantile company
+. NJ Smith
W NJ. Simms
Ott. A. Smith
August schlieoker