Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-04-13

fellow mp Massachusetts has done it. lie weighs icfurc yc
die an he weighs otthcr die an tn difference is what ycr soul
England N little less. Firm this he argcs that tn
conscience isn't part iy III soul If til soul wud be in til
heavyweight class, f. tn New England conscience feather lie
thinks it don't escape with til soul, but lies urrd in til v
its old family home, tn liver
Its simple it must be- an if it amt true Nnnyhow it's
simple But it, mrrbc thing think w. can't amy money
III 1t a. an nvnon Who'll want 10 have his soul weighed! Sup
pose ycor time has come TIL family 0rrc busy with their
thoughts gr"vn mco" they hadn't been As good to yc as they
might ttas" they wont ha" with thin because its
too late thin osqmrr tr"~iIWs plHm yc because ycer not
rcmann' share their with hm wondrin' whether tn
black drcc that bought in honor v what people might
If they didn't Thin in muy Aunt Eliza wud be noticed if
they again r yc Tn very Young Numbers tn family
ondn arom hyn t" look sad they think they ought
to look But they can't keep They nudge each other, their
ewes wonIhcr around III n"n an firm time to time they glance
at Cousin Felix an expect him to make lugbc face He's
great trnd w theirs an they surprised he isn't Some
thing mu-tr" happened to him. Maybe hes lost his job There
grroot noises in til hrrt TIL undertaken whistles
as ne goes by an w" Nv tn n'g"r' arr" at tn CAT" "yin what
fine man w w"" y" didn't dhrink an oskn did yc leave much
FIR tn fist time in y"r " cr alone Fl the first time in yccr life
T tr tn first time in cr life y""r alone FIR the first time in ccr
life yrcrsf FIR vn knows how we've been
somebody else +" bee" y""r WIFE, Nrcr fam ~ Nccr relations tn
roisnon ON til beat tn DOCTOR I'll newspaper myportle til fore
man at tn mills III laws w tn land tn BARTENDER that gives
drinks, tn mOr tn barber, public opinion. Ih wurru has
held oon glass IN front yc firm III day were born an
PEELED y" to make faces in it. But in this here orticu" business
We have please but ycrsif Good OPINION an bad opnyon
alike we're akcly mlrouci be gocood an revenge.
\" wan can mp ye or stay y ere beyond tn sound tn alarm
clock an tn focty whistle an bcgnnin III Big Day Off whn tn
out n he weighs an figures: Wan hmdhcrd an orysven firm
hundhcd an fifty SVcn firm naugt cant he DONE boy
wan; sivcn firm Ten leaves three find that tn soul " our late
lamincd trlnd weighed light three pounds aviroopoisc
nc" Sir won't do Twill nvcr be popular People won't
have their souls weighed wuicnt fr all tn wurruld have tn
wu 20 through tn ward: 'I We hear about Doocys soul NO.
W' lNN hod I" get an expert accountant t" hgnre It's weight
was that pmY'
DNe suppose Dorgan TIA mYonalrc wnd consnt to ~ Nhm
he entered tn race " life he was properly handicapped with soul
to offset hi, ovor' an hi. ability that some v tn rest " II" w"d
have KIND show against him. But rs soon rs lac thinks no wan
can sec him he begins to get rid " his weight an rompn home
miles ahead u IN Judges say Hold on there; vel have TO
weigh out an little later notice posted up that gn is dis
qualified f ndn un"rweght IN tn natthe soul On tn other
nd there's little Miss Maddgan Tia seanstrcss Shes all but