New-York tribune., 1907-09-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

In speaking of the leaders Of the Inner circle
and their methods The London Academy Iela'e'
an amusing story TO the effect that at d i4oo'
ing in q darkened room blue luminous cross ap-
peared The black gOwned woman VINO "8S "
charge said: "Ah Cardinal Newman-it ism MANY
evenings but we don't see some sign OF III i
mediately after this introduction voice was
heard: ''BenedictiOn. my children Inc slo'S I
called one told by the late DR.. Julius wise ne
consented to attend meeting Of spirituaIlSts near
his homo on College HILL Ohio, and was sufprlsed
when 81 shadowy form in the darkened room was
referred to by the medium as his mother VINO "aA
died short time before The alleged spirit SPOAo
Of several members of the family and sent heF
love to her husband" the Rev. Dr.. Isaac NJ WISE
Ask some question:" the medium urged. and the
Young doctor said: IF you are the spirit OF my
mother repeat the Schema " This is the Je"ish
confession of faith. There was a pause, the hs-
ure disappeared and the medium said: She doeSli
know what you mean" When the lights went up
she asked the doctor. Are you convincedF
am said he but do not ask me what am con-
vinced Of.
Parson (on a bicycling tripl-wheEEo is the other
man who used to be here as keeper?
Parson with feeIing)-Dead! Poor felIow' Joined
the great majority. en-? ,,, ,ro - cav
park Gatckeepcr-Oh! / wouldn't Ike 10 say
kniow-Pick Me Up.
Rosin ard Cartier one-egG men, recently
arrived in Paris. having walked all the way froH
NiarEeilIes-eight hundred miles lhey dio ''''
leading spirits in the recently formed Union ol
Cripples and their visit the French capital was
made to see ". ClemenceRu and endeaVor 10 Oo-
tain from him official recognition of the union.
crowd OF four hundred cripples went OUTSIDE the
v,ncannes Gate to meet them. There were cripples
Of every possible kind with one arm and
with one leg men and women with no arms and
with no legs at all. blind men and women and
paraytcs.
Now" said Tommy's mother Il hope you'll
profit by that spanking, and not be such htue
Roohoor' blubGered Tommy 7 visit. wisht d%gi %g1
Il little savage. Little savaEes HanihlAS doh
wear slippers Philadelphia Press
4 barber In Richmond. Mo. makes a strong bid
for the farmers trade. Il was raised on farm"
he SAYS Then I went to my work before the
meadow lark turned its bosom 10 the genial sun,
soaring aloft. and continued until the Whppoor-
Wills begun their sad refrain, and long after the
sun had ceased TO gd with gold the low hanging
clouds OF the west This life taught me tnde-
pendence. This taught me to rely upon myself
Wherefore I refused to join the trust; wherefore
I refused to enter into any unlawful combination
formed by the 1-cent BARRIERS Of this town. all OF
whom but recently 'blowed In town
Prue-Do you think motoring has improved your
health? ,. a+ro,sar CbarIa
can now understand what 1 say 10 MIN without TO-
ducIng the speed-Puck-
For the rnooring OF the gigantic Lusitania IN 'he
Mersey where the tidal currents run AT SIX OF
seven knots, Il huge pear shapeu ouoS I'a9 Oo''
anchored between Tranmere and Rock Ferry
on the Cheshire side of the river The buoy is
held bv four enormous chain cables, made or links
with metal three and three-quarter inches In dia-
meter having an aggregate weight of about two
hundred tons. The four anchors between them
weigh thirty-six tons The cables have twice the
strength of those used for mooring the largest
u,arshfp of the British navy. the Dreadnousht
A CONSUMERS DITTY.
With meat at eighty cents inoh,
or eighty-fve.
II Is not really such a ciE4ch
To keep alive.
Claim clever men;
They could relieve our feelings some
Rv saying when
With prices soaring to the skies,
AS is the trend,
A man needs moro than mortal eyes
o the end.
What goeth up must tumble down,
So wise folks
Oh kindly fates. speed to our town
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