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New-York tribune., 1907-09-27
RAILROADS.
New JERSEY CENTRAL.

U W O6GASsB ULN y a1ea
TWO-HOUR TRAIN TO PHIL-4D1LPhAA
EVERY HOUR on TIE aOCR
FOR PHILADELPIIIA- Ly- v. SD Sc
$50 9-5U. SO. $50 0-50. 1880. Il -
~ 60 a m. y 80. -. 150. 80. $50. 4-oo.
:. 20 $50. ESQ, $50. $50. TNJ0 D. m sun
days. 30 5 SO. 9'5O. 1850. II-50 a m.
l2.5o. f59. 2.50, 80 s-5o. $50. 6-50- E-sos
LI. LIBERTT so. 80. zoo. sc&
e.3e. 9-go. tUOo. 1l-Oo. 1i-30. 1Soo a n
Loo. 1-3o. 2.0o. Se0. 4.0o. 500. SO. 500
100. 500. eco .. N. Il 10 midnight sun.
n. Zoo. zoo. ). 90. 400. SEQ. 500. 7-oo.
sOo. 300. lOSo y. m. IL Is midnight.
FOR BALTIMORE All M A AND y WAsHINGEoM u
L5O. 80. $50. 6.5o ,. N. daily.
Lv- LIBERTY sT:-l- 30. 500. 1000. i2oo
Fo ;i 2o2 qt. "a S,4 seS S,S 1eo 2 N Il d.:Ig ak
-s.50 a. m. d250 saIs- onIy3. $50 p n
sundays. 8 50 49, a m, - 2 20 ?, m
sats. oniy). $40 .. Sundays. 1000 e.
FoR LAKEWOOD AND LAKEaURsr.
only,. i-20. 20. 4.5o ,. N sundays. asa
$50 q. M. = 20 D N.
sas. M daI55 m5EfIa is5 To- sc5 @ % % % sasdas N AZ
ALL RAIL ROUTE LONG BRANCH,
NSbgBY a zF 81 PARE Ar - and 4, OCEAN So GE9s "a %
Ss' 55o5 ex ssss aS saS $50 0ss s56 15o B M "a sun.
Lv LIBERTY sT.-4Oo. $40. I1-so = -
n2. 40 Sats. only). II. 20 Sats- 0rly), l18
$40. &-45 (5-15 ex- Sats-3. $40. 9. 80 p ~
i2-o1 midnight Sundays. g. 80. s-15. a. -
400. $50 2. m
SANDY HOOK HOUTE- Atlantic HIs0.
lands. sea Bright. Monmouth Beacn- Lonu
Branch. Ashury Park and Ocean Grows
Lv. PIER. 81. y. r. (42D ST.}-looo q
NJ. u 30. $40. AIS 7-.5 ,. m Su1daya.
o so a. m. 1.0,J. 7.45 D
Lv. PIER 10, y. r CEDAR ST.p-io- -
a. m. Leo. As. AS, $40 p M Suneayas
1890 a. m. 1.80. $40 2. n
Time tables may be oetItret at folIowt1v
Offices: Liberty ST West 23d ST. Tel. s1t4
Chelsea). s Astor HOUSE. 245. asa. 1900. 1884
Broadway. 1se Fifth Ay-. 2si FIFTH Av.. =
Union Square West, 27Ss Third Av-s IL
West 12Sth s.. 2s5 Columbus Av. SsN
York: Court St. 943. S44 Fulton St. 40
Ncstraud Av., Brooklyn; $50 BToadwny.
WILLIAMSBURG New York Transfer Co eai0
for and checks baggage 10 destination
". 9. BESLER. w Z SOEc~
vfce-Pres- & Cen Mgr Gen Passr Assr(H
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27
f.xPoRT-sPANIs!r AMERIcA.-A prom
.-4CHYNERr.
DRpssuaHr,s AND MILLINERY

HTzSEFELp FUR CO
s.. rpecisilsts sr renoSeilIrg any OLD <cr
garment ia-o the latest style: best wort
iusnef.ir an. correct ~ - very asons tie
s-sse@ new f1- garments made o. oTGe-
a.3 - sto-E. I'd surs taSsn in exchange
q. nsa E.asiy call st IS WEST 2iST,
:xar s-n sxe. Tel. lI25-Grsfnszcy-
DRESSs-sEER: New York experience: in
"a Hhoies.lz horse IS a filter rot less
ff-rA s.
fsssE S.EHES--Out daily. So 80, wishes
So <-Es-<r dresses. reaogstsng. neat
s--fssa- Ezassey. &C West t5-h e.
-sAD.E TAILOR and habit maker. fu-
yss1 With Haas Erctherx and Eeerau
ssrctss-s. L.1 e-s- w.e..es Few mere CTS
tssxfss A Roth. 80 Lexington eve-
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27
NEW YORK PRICE.


Wheat Opening. High Lev. close day.
September g oe-s s1uI& 81 057s 81 057t 81 eis4
December. ! 1916 I T-iS -IG 09Fz tA
MaN-.----. ! IL. I-S& i1Si ia ! L
September
De,en.ber 7oss 7o'3
May. So. Ga. HS's cas- C7t.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27
BILLIARD AND POOL TABLES.

MANUFACTURER Of billiard srd oool ia
bIes; high grade bowling alley builders:
Iovest prices Marx Bros. % Union Square
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

n Y. " H & HARTFORD R. r
Trains jepart from Grand Central Stariolis
42d -. ard 4th Ave. as follows for
Boston via New London & PrOv--Trs.o
III! 1O-G0 $ 1000. * 'IO-02 A N. u, -oos
q :91. x 800. III 500, $500. . s;o-z1
's120O p. N- Via WilliIaa1tlc-F'ssv = : y
a. NJ. 4Z.CO P II. Via Spfd-fe;Is
A NJ. ''12.0r. sH4:00. '11-00 P N.
White Ntns.. st. Alhans and Ousbec--s
f'l's:4o = NJ 1900 = II
Portland Z Far asrooT via Worc-f-S 7. NJ
WOr sSer &r Fitch. via Putnanl--f3:al r ~
IakevilI~ & Norf--tS9-00 A ". T@:S1 = NJ
CT. Darlington. Stockbridgs. LenO1. Pltrss
held-f4:54. 5000 A. VI. 81 20. 1881 r Ii
Ticket Offices AZ cGrand Central 81 ans
c125th St. also ct c2+5. 100 c1354 y way
C25 C-:on So. c1S2 Fifth Ave. c2s5 Colurts
bus Ave. ct49 Madison Ave. ctO5 - l-Srx
81. 27SS Third Ave In BrCoklyn- CO
Court St, 479 Nostrand Ave. 800 B'vay:
DAILY. Except Sundays. 'Stops at l25tn
St xStops at 18th So Sundays only
1Parlcr Car Limited sSUpGay DaTlo- caS
train Has dining car. cParior ano
Sleeping Car tickets also saturdays o1iiys
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27
RALTIMCRE & OHIO R. r.
Thro,v, rauv Trains ,o n. wes.

Leave New York City. sd 81 LID 80
CHICAGO. PITTS BURG. 80 an stO ~
CHIC4 GO. COLUMBUS II 50 am r2.oo n y
IITTsBCRG. CLEsv FL D. 2 80 pm 40 pm
CIN. ST LOUIS, ,LOCISv.. 11-50 pm t-S1 ara
CIN 81 LOUIS. .LOUISV.. ESQ am 10 20 ana
GIN ST. LOUIS. .LOCISV.. 500 pm 90 n
Orices. Pas A34. 1900 Broadway. Aston
House, los Greenwich St. e Union SQuafn
". 3e1 Grand St. y. 7: 34S Fultcn St.
Brooklyn: West 2.sd -. ard Liberty St
After o IN Sleeping Car Ressrvafiono
and fun Information regarding trains. etc-S
can be obtaiued at Bureau OF lnforInatlons
K o. p r.. I'D Terminal Phone NO.
CheIxea Si44
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

rsTNs=CsoDS and gents furnishing store:
doing first class business: sell less than
inventory. greatest bargain ever offered.
-fcnonaid-yF isEins Co. 20 Broa6way-
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

: STATIONERY ard toy store best loca-
tion Ga Gth ave: established Is years;
ratiring cause selling: price. only 5000.
= -f-Donaid-g-iEgsn Co 80 Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27
BUSINESS CHANCES.

PARTY WANTED With 5000 for nigh
class manufacturing bugiIess. thls clts
Terv HEAL alary and interest Oh invest
f1el- AfTly 1IcDoaald-A lgsins Co. -5a
R.-asE-
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

FARMER: married; working foreman Tor
gertlenan's country place. underst7ncs
all crops. stock, poultry. machinery, lawns
and roads and handling help; best OF ref
erences; age 80: no children, state particu-
lars. Address II T. 3. Locust Valley,
I.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

ACTIVE MAX Of good standing wanted,
with S19e ee9 for 3uDort-export business;
highest references given ans expected. this
is an exceptionally fine opportunity fo- the
right pa-ry- Apply 10 NcDonalo-E iggins
90. 80 Broadway
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

CAFE. R~oadway. Brooklyn: fine corner;
old established price. oniv $1,000 cash:
investigate this bargain NcDonald-Wig-
gins c.. -57 Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

C4ANBERHfATD OF parlor maid: capable
Finland girl. best references JussiIa-
Fu-s2u $50 Lexington ave.
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

MAID. cIhn5errnaid. iauadress. waitress
Email family in the country. good wages
references required. Mrs. Golfers Agency,
i22 Mesf .r9r st
New-York tribune., 1907-09-27

DH,LICATESSEN ana grocery. Myrtle ave.
Brooklyn, price only 500: fle paving
sraad; sickness cause NcDoaalc-Wiggius
o ~ RroaawsE.
Evening star., 1907-05-05
Synopsis of Preceding Chapters

MARQUIS CRIsTovAL DE CASA TRIANA.
Az the son Of q former parti.an Of Don Carlos
Of Spain, and himself under suspicion by the Span
ish police, because of his presence at Barcelona
simultaneously with q bomb throwing episode.
friend, Dick Waring when he encountered the
young King of Spain. The latter was accompanied
by his iancee, Princess Ena. and Lady Monica
mobile Triana helped the royal party out Of their
plight; but not before he and Monica had fallen
madly in love with each other.
The difficulties of the young Spaniard promised
to be numerous as he had been travelling under the
assumed name Of Christopher Trevenna, and Mon
ica's mother was planning for her to marry the
Duke Of Carmona, powerful Spanish nobleman,
who inherited enemy of the Trianas.
Nevertheless Crist6val managed to smuggle HIM
self into q mask ball, confess his love for Monica,
and receive her avowal in return. But just at this
moment the pair were discovered by Monica's
mother and the Duke, and Triana was peremptorily
ordered from the place.
The Duke and his mother, Monica and her
mother, departed from Biarrits in an automobile.
and were followed by Triana and Dick in their dis
guised motor car. Coming up with them, the Duke
suspected Triana's identity, and telegraphed to
the police at Irun, the Spanish border station, to
arrest him. Iriana, however, had exchanged dis
guises with his chauffeur Peter Ropes and the
latter was left behind q prisoner.
The two cars came together again at Burgos
where Triana and Dick met Colonel O'Donnel and
his daughter Pillar, Spanish friends of Angelo de Ia
Moles, who had given the pair letters of intro
duction.
Evening star., 1907-05-05
THE CAR OF DESTINY

amusing, or it would be, if was sure the Duke
couldn't harm you"
He tried yesterday, and failed" said I.
If he tries again, he'll fail again. But for
the present, he thinks it was false alarm,
and probably believes l have stopped in
Biarritz, sulking."
It was dangerous for you to come" said
Monica.
1 laughed. Don't l look like the sort of
fellow who can take care of himself, and per-
haps the girl he loves too?"
Yes, yes" she answered. How love
you! If you should stop caring-h you should
find it wasn't worth while"
1--WE have too little time together to discuss
mpossibilities.
-'Ah, but you have known me such short
time. Suppose you should see some one else"
and she glanced at Pillars pretty face.
There is nobody else but you in the world, !"
I began, when Pillar beckoned.
They are coming" she said. You must be
looking at this sweet little panel, Lady Monica
Cristoval, go instantly and stare as hard as you
can at San Geronimo on the other side"
1t was thus they found us; the two girls
chatting over the perfection of the tombs of
the constable and his wife, the soldier blind
to the charms of his sisters companion, and
wrapped in reverent contemplation of a wooden
masterpiece.
"We were so stupid to lose you'll" said Pillar.
"But we thought you would be sure to come
back this way by and by"
To be continued next Sunday
Evening star., 1907-05-05
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
Tak,no the Hint.

AT home stations the private soldiers
washing Is usually done by the mar
ried soldiers, wives, who are expect
ed to sew On missing buttons and do
repairs, for which small sum Is de-
Quoted from the private's pay.
Pat AfcGinnis had a good deal OF
trouble with his laundress. Sunday
after Sunday had his shirt come back
with the neck button Off or else hang
ing by a thread. He had spoken to her
on the subject, and she had promised
to see to IT, but still the button was
not on properly.
He got out OF patience one Sunday
when the missing button had made him
late for parade and exclaimed
Bother the woman! I'll see lie I
can't give her hint this time. any
how
He then took the lid OF a tin black
ing box about three inches In dame
ter, drilled two holes in 1t with a fork
and sewed 1t on to the neck Of the
shirt that was next to be washed.
When his washing came back he
found she had taken the mt. She
had made buttonhole to Git it'll Lon.
don Answers.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
Mans Unwisdonn.

The simplest and plainest laws OF
health are outraged every hour Of the
day by the average man. Did Adam
smoke? Did Eve wear corsets? Did
Solomon chew tobacco? Did Ruth
chew gun7 Did the children Of Israel
make for beer garden after crossing
the Red sea? Did Rebecca eat gum
drops and ice cream and call for soda
water? Adam was the first and was
made perfect from head to heel. How
long would he remain SO after eating
mince pie before going to bed? Sup
pose he had slept In a bedroom five by
seven, with the windows down, the
door shut and two dogs under the bed
Suppose Eve had laced herself up in
a corset, put on tight shoes, sat up all
hours of the night eating her fill Of
trash and sizzled her hair. When you
come to look at the way man misbe-
HAYES himself you can only wonder he
ever lived to get there. Verify, the ay-
erage man behaves as IL he were little
better than fool. W oodbury Conn.,
Reporter. s5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
A Pony Sentinel,

During one Of General Clusters In
dian campaigns he had boy bugler
with him who was mounted on a cir
Gus pony he had picked up somewhere
The animal was not only full of tricks,
but he proved himself a better sentinel
than any Of the soldiers Three times
in four months he saved the camp
from night attack when no other
suspected that danger was near. Upon
one occasion the pony, who was loose
and walking about camp, discovered a
sentinel asleep on his post. That was
wrong, and the animal knew it was,
and he gave the soldier such q bite on
the arm as caused him to yell out and
arouse the whole camp. Pony and boy
both died in Clusters last battle. The
pony had twelve arrows In his body
when found. Cincinnati Commercial
Tribune ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
cut.neaa j old 1inne Z, Doctors.

Il synge,s Social Life In England
quotes number Of fourteenth century
hints to success for physicians which
indicate that as far back as 500 years
ago the medical man, in popular opin-
Ion at least, had in him the stuff that
alienists are made Of:
Suppose yon know nothing, say there
is an obstruction OF the liver. Perhaps
the patient will say, ems y, master, it
is my head or legs that trouble me"
Repeat that 1t comes from the liver,
and especially use the word s.obstruc-
ton, !" for patients do not understand
1t, which is important. s
Never dine with a patient who has
not paid you; it will be cheaper to get
your dinner at an Inn, for such feasts
are usually deducted from the sur
geon's fee. 5Ss n :*
When you are treating wound or
accident, the friends OF the patient
should be excluded, for they may faint
and cause a disturbance, but some
times higher fee may be got from
persons present fainting and breaking
their heads against wood and the like,
than from the principal patient. #
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
Mo Flu, Ear Is Rnxs 4, 7.


I'm some Of the cantons Of Switzer-
land they have special laws made for
boys. Here is q sample Of them:
IL d boy throws a stone and hits a
man he may be fined 8 francs.
& IL a boy throws SNOWFALL and hits
a woman he may be fined 2 francs.
IT q boy calls a girl a red head he
may be fined from to francs.
IF q boy throws at frogs In pond
without being ordered to do so by his
father or teacher he shall be fined a
franc. Il ..s18
8 IF a boy throws a stone and breaks
9 window belonging to some one else
bis father may whip him or he may be
fined 2 francs. z5
If a boy makes face at his teach
er or draws pictures Of him on his
slate or speaks Ill of him he may be
fined 5 francs and have to beg his par
don. 5s#
IF a boy stones a dog or chases a
cat 1t is a fine Of a franc.
IF two boys fight without the con-
sent Of their teacher it is fine of s
francs. s$
If boy steals apples or other fruit
It is a fine Of 2 francs. and he. should be
beaten by his father.
The American boy who reads the
above will wonder what the Swiss boy
has to live for; About all he can do
and not be fined is to have the measles
or whooping gh.Exchange
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
"A Lost Dollar.

A missionary bishop told at q dinner
In New York, according to the Sun,
this story about B. Marion Crawford,
the famous novelist:
"Mr. Crawford went to school," he
said, 'in Concord, and one day he was
taken to call at a Concord clergyman's.
The clergyman had missionary box
on his drawing room table, and, time
hanging heavily on the boys hands, he
amused himself with trying whether a
silver dollar-it was all the money he
had in the world, and he had converted
1t into that gigantic coin for safety
would go into the slit in the box's top.
II was q. close at, but unfortunately 1t
did 60, and the coin-slipped out Of the
embryo authors fingers. There was a
terrible crash Of silver falling among
the coppers, and then the boy, as the
novelists say, knew no more. When
he came to himself he found the clergy
man and his family in raptures over
his generosity
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
You Could slip OF the Edae.

There was a time centuries ago, Of
course when the learned men Of the
world really thought that the world
was a square mot merely fat, but that
1t was a cube The primitive geogra-
pliers OF Egypt, Assyria and China all
taught that the world was a square
plane One Of the most curious dis
coveries ever made Ii Central America
concerning Toltec beliefs, symbols, etc,
lis that they also had similar idea
concerning the form Of what we now
speak Of as the globe A writer on
the discoveries made among the monu-
mental ruins Of that country says,
They (meaning the Peruvians, Toltecs
and QuichesJ believed the world to be
a cube, suspended from the heavens
by cords Of gold fastened to each Of
Its corners ISL
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
As 1t Looked to Him.

One of the ladies' In fancy dress was,
though fair enough, trifle fat, and
we will not say that she did not look
well out Of the thirties- And there
spake to her a reporter: q. ::
''May I ask what character you rep
resent ~ Va
K Helen Of Troy" she answered.
What did you think it wasp =.
s 'fWell,' he murmured, ungallantly
enough, as weights and measures con-
fused his brain and he gazed on her
ample proportions, II thought you
might be Helen Of Ayoirdupois?'
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
Good il ExarxthIna.

# The late Sir Wilfred Lawson. well
known as an English temperance re-
former ais well as wit, invariably
took a cheerful view of life and con-
duct. In conversation with him one
day an ardent person rallied forcibly
against the practice Of christening
vessels with champagne before being
launched. Sir Wiifred did not alto
gether agree and said good temper
ance lesson might be learned from the
practice.
How can that be?. demanded the
other. II.
"Well." replied the baronet after
the first taste OF wine the ship takes
to water and sticks to It ever after.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
One For the pebatina Club.

A group Of half a dozen physicists,
ali eminent; a sheet Of paper; a pencil.
With the latter one of: the group draws
a pulley, cord over the pulley, a tree,
bough from which the pulley hangs.
To one end Of the cord is attached a
stone; to the other cord clings mon
key. The stone balances the monkey.
II the monkey proceeds to climb up
the cord, what will happen? viii the
stone rise or fall? Heated discussion;
breakup Of the party; no result. Can
any reader help to settle this question?
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
THE PEOPLE ALI.
ia Che-us Cried, Give Us Newbro's
Herpfcide.

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This word Of late has been in every
ones mouth, and many are wondering
what tire word signifies, though no one
has yet been found, who will deny that
NEWBRo'S HERPICIDE does the WORE.
Well, for the Information of thousands OF
people who like to know all about a good
thing, we, would say that HERPICIDE
means, destroyer or killer of Herpes, :"
Now Herpes is the family. name of a
disease caused by various vegetable par
asites. A similar microbe causes dam
druff, itching scalp, and falling hair; this
Is the microbe that NEWBR0'S HERPI-
eide promptly destroys; after which the
hair grows. Sold by leading druggists.
Send 10c. in stamps for sample to The
Herpicide Co., Detroit, Mich. go
Two sIzes--50 cents ano <I.0G. ,.-...
Lenhart's Drug Co. special agents.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-07
,TIl,e Riv,ais,.

.s6y work. z remarked the baidhead-
ed dentist lis so painless that my pa
tients often fall asleep In the chair
while / am operating. + 55
sHumi That's nothing retorted his
rival. my patients nearly all insist on
having their pictures taken white am
lat work In order to catch the expres-
sion Of delight on their faces. Lon
don Express.