The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-11-07
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SHALL gts nout seS gowns immfa
Aaieiy.
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baiisHaaHk yogg mother wAnisf Yes.
81. 'ozase fbs'a gong - make butter
cat ~ H.
kHiessf WHY o. yos prefer SERIAL
saoTics' Platter Bceaasc ~ lbs only
ialnR ~ ihf ihssAllneai plan they cant
take away.
--sosasbgs l'm Ieary q TompkiAs.
Why sa' ue's - polite, Whal's thai
ST. 10 30 With ~ I'm MwAys afraid
be- sitingibg me.
-GfAoe And did yea ever propose
b Sri IN cancel Fred-Yes. and
~ never DO i again, The girl jumped
NJ 10y proposal sud upset The boat.
iou ~ Boi looking well. Mrs. Giles.
Surely you have losi lot Of aeah late
W. hsYen'l y0uf ! have that, ~.
lost ne ashland u weighed 30
pounds when died.
--one ~ The royal losnbs a, Luxor.
on ~. banks u the Nile presents 10
ib' ionrisls card Inscribed. "This tomb
i' especially reserved for luncheon. .
~ Was oae otibese personally con.
daci''d toun. Aud how arr tbey' All
70 We good Post cards we're brought
V ~ Al every Town. Often We didn't
have b. leave The train.
-lie-iiave you been coming here
every yearf She--Oh, no; not every
season This has been a resort, YOU
know, ever since 1850, He Where
did you so that yearf
Aa les. my son. What is an
emergency brakci An emergency
brake. my boy, j, when the maid lets a
Plate TALL TO the floor just ar your faith.
or Is aeouito swear a, the meat.
ii Is said, doctor, that you treated
your landlord for liver trouble and be
died Of stomach troubled Infamous
slAnderl When treat a patient for
liver trouble be dies from that! Tn.
dersiandi
She Emma is tho pretiiest, but
Lena il the smArtest Now. which
would you rather marry, beauty or
hrninsf He VERY far gonel = Neither.
I'd rather marry you.
Once at dinner at which Liszt
was present the hostess suddenly ex.
claimed in alarm that there were thir-
teen at table. Don't lot that distress
you, madam, said List, with a reas-
surfing smile III eat for two.
The agreeable visitor, says Judge
smiled upon the son Of the house and
said Willie. II you reclte that poem
your mother taught you III give You
penny. Not likely can get nickel
anywhere for not rcciting it, Willie re-
piled.
"a Delicate Hint, Two very eads-
yerous looking tramps looked in at the
window OF railway station where
telegraph operator sat at his key Say,
pardnor, one Of them said in husky
voice, report a couple o. empties go.
in east
-Doglike. As usual. he complained
that the buckwheat cakes were heavy,
the coffee weak, the bacon burnt and
so forth, His wife, in the end. looked
up calmly from her letters. Don't
growl so over your breakfast, she said,
smiling. Nobody is going TO take il
away from you.
"A Great Old Beverage: Rattle.
snake oil 10 cents glass" was the sign
The traveller saw in the dry county.
What's il good fort be asked. Most
anything, stranger, was the reply.
Three glasses will make you rich as
Rockefeller; four will make you outrun
a railroad train an six will put you so
high on lIallclula Hill you'll boiler
hello 10 the angels AN think the stars
arr fire Goals for you TO light yer pipe
with.
MIR. Brown had just had a tele.
phone connection between This Office
aud house, and was very much pleased
with il. ! tell you, Smith, he was say.
ing, this telephone business is won.
derful thing. want you TO dine with
me this evening, and | will notify Mrs.. |
Brown 10 expect you. Brown (speak
ing through the telephone My friend
Smith viii dine with us this evening |
Now listen and hear how plain her re.
ply comes back. Mrs. Browns reply
came back with startling disiinctness;
Ask your friend Smith il he thinks
we keep hotel.
For more than an hour witness
Tor the defense bad lodged questions.
His faulty memory was particularly
exasperating 10 the counsel for the
plaintiff, who was seeking To recall to
ihc Witness recollection an event OF
four OF FIVE years previous. Eventual.
ly The man remembered something
about IL" All, continued the lawyer
for The plaintiff. wha, did you think Of
Lat the time' Really, said the vii.
moss, speaking before the lawyer for
The defense had time 10 inierpose oh
lection, III was 30 long ago can't ne
call exactly what | thought Of it,"
Well, shouted the erogs-eSsnincr ex
eiicdly, III you can't recall exactly, |
tell "a shAi you think now you thought
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