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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Tourists who do their touring abroad
In an automobile escape opprobrium;
they are not called tourists" but ''auto-
mobilists," or motorists" IN. b. 1t is
not absolutely necessary to have an au-
tomobile for this: often the clothes alone
will sufice.) That is the only escape:
for it is only in guide books and railway
posters that he escapes the adjective
1amnatory. He is called ''odious," 'hor-
rid, low" etc. In this connection. one
Of the strangest things i'll the world is
the infection with which some of our
c0untrymen speak the word American"
as if it meant something unpleasant or
grotesque, and those who so use it are
not always eXpatriates.
Half dozen Americans stand at one
end of an aisle of Notre Dame in Paris.
another half dozen at the other end.
The two parties exchange glances of hos
tility at first sight.
Says Il lady of the first half dozen:
The place is spoiled. One can never
come here without finding lot of Amer
icans!"
Says a lady of the second half dozen.
with a shiver: Let us go. Here come
lot of Americans"'- Booth Harrington
IN Evervbody'S.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
The Inviolable Rule.

Joseph II. Choate. the famous lawyer.
adverted at a dinner in New York the
English club rule that no club servant
may ever OIL any account. be tipped.
Nv hen | lived in London said MIR.
Choate. Il heard and amusing incident
based upon this rule.
There was certain club which did
not permit gambling. but four members.
at loss one night for something to do.
decided 70 have a quiet game Of bridge
q small game-half a crown a hundred.
or something of the sort.
so they sought ont a secluded corner
and fell to. Soon. though. they noticed
one of the club walters lowering around
them, casting stern and suspicious
SIances at their table. He was veteran
waiter, club landmark, and they grew
a little alarmed. He might tell. Finally
they called the man over.
Joseph said the general. what You
suspect is true. We are gambling. And
we want you to Keep mum. After all
Joseph, you have been with the club a
good while. and / don't suppose this IS
the first time you have seen the rules
broken
General said Joseph quietly. I have
served the club for seven years and !!
have seen. sir. every rule broken Int
one
"'And what one is thotT
The one, sir, against tipping the club
walters
Joseph then had the pleasure Of soc,
ing that rule broken. too.'-Snn Anfom"
Express.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Now that liquid air can be produced
for as little as five cents gallon, il is be
ing called into service to aid in smooth
ing out the difficulties in business life.
In ice factories and refrigcrating plants
the fumes of ammonia from n broken
breaks unstopped, means thousands Of
dollars of loss. Several sorts of air caps
connected with the outside air by tubes
have been in use to enable workmen to
repair broken ammonia pipes. But the
latest. and it is said the most satisllc-
tory contrivancc is n cap which fits over
the head like divers helmet. connected
with tank of liquid air carried on the
back. The liquid air evaporatcs, il
warmed enough 10 breathe in it's passage
through the helmet, and leaves the work.
men free to operate without fear Of
breaking the air tube Toledo Blade.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
COMMON SENSE

LeaqS most Intelligent people to use only
med9ines OF known composition. There
fore 1t is thai DR.. Pierce'S medicines. the
makefs<of which print every ingredient
entering Np4o them upon the bottle wrap
pers and ATTEST its correctness under oath,
are daily grHYing in favor. The COM
position OF Dtl Pierce's medicines is open
TO everybodyNDr: Pierce being DESTROYS
o. having the search light of inYeStiga-
gon turned fully upon his formula, being
Confident that the 6etter tIe comp0SIfIon
O. these medicines IS known the more
VII their great CURATIVE merits Ice Teeog-
nlzed. Being wholly made of the active
medicinal principles extracted from ma
i've forest roots. by exact processes
original with DR.. Pierce. and without The
use OF drop of alcohol, triple-refined and
chemically pure glycerine being used in
stead in extracting and preserving the
curative virtues residing in the roots
employed, these medicines are entirely
iree from the objection of doing harm
oy creating an appetite for either al
coholic beverages or habit forming
drugs Examine the formula on their
bottle wrappers-the same as sworn to by
Dr. Pierce, and you will find that his
-'ANNAN6l biSNONt1Ns tIC SItGt.
uiood- purifier, stomach tonic and bowel
regnlator-the medicine which. while not
recommended to cure consumption in its
advanced stages mo medicine will do that
yet docs cure all those catarrhal condi-
ions of head and throat, weak stomach,
torpid liver and bronchial troubles. weak
lungs and hang-on-coughS, which, if neg
!sectfd or badly treated lead up to and
hnally terminate in consumption.
lake The Golden Medical Discovery
~ time and it is not likely TO disappoint
you II only you give it a thorough and
ydT trial Don't expect miracles 1t
won do supernatural things. You must
exercise your patience and persevere in its
U.s. Use lor a reasonable length of time TO get
rs ~ benefits. The ingredients of which
~! ~. Flerces medicines are composed have
. sne unqualified endorsement of scores of
n ~ leaders-better than any amount
~ Jay, or non-professional. testimonials.
= ueI are not given away to be expert
,Aegted with but are sold by all dealers in
A1eaicines at reasonable prices.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
King Came 10 the Rescue.

At the time of the marriage of the
Crown Prince of Sweden, Miss Emma
Thurshy the American singer, and Mime.
Christine Nillsou were appearing on al
tcrnate nights at the Royal theater at
Stockholm. Mime Nilsson would sing in
opera one night and Miss Thursby in
concert the next.
Both ladies' were invited to the court
hall given by King Oskar in honor of the
Crown Prince and his bride. and both
wished to attend But neither had n
court train. and they We're at their wits
ends to know what 10 do Every dress
maker il Stockholm was busy night and
day; il was too late 20 order their trains
from Paris Nine. Nilsson finally solved
the difficulty.
Il will write to the King about il,
she said. And she did,
Your most gracious majesty" she
wrote in her letter" Miss Thursby and
| have no flaps to wear TO the court
bali What shall we doE"
Come without them. Oskar,' was
the answer they got back the same day,
They went 10 the ball and had IA me
morabic time Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
OUR PRIZE GUNNERS.
Remarkable Improvement Made Inv this
Pacific Squadron.

The result of the recent target prsc-
tice shows notable increase in the esn.
eral efficiency of American naval CUR.
ners SUI
The scores which have lust been an
nounced indicate that this wear there
are ten star ships those whose fn,i
merit is at least So per cent. of that
OF the trophy winner of their class,
whereas last year there were only three.
Last year the average final merit of
the ships was "a per cent. of the highest
hnal merit, while this year it is II per
Another remarkable fact in connection
with the. result is that the efficiency of
the PACING squadron, which was the
smallest in final merit last year, is this
year the highest of all the squadrons,
The ships which compose the second
squadron of the Pacific feet, and were
last year the Pacific squadron. under
command of Rear Admiral Swinburne.
won all that they could win-that is, the
cruiser, gunboat and torpedo boat tro-
plies.
The battleship trophy, of course, went
TO the Atlantic feet, as there is no bat
tleship on the second squadron of the
Pacific fleet. The final merit of Admiral
Swlnburne's squadron is 20 per cent.
higher than that of the next highest
Squadron.-Navy.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Bread by the Loaf.

Every one who remembers the funny
feelings he felt the first time he was
M before q large audience can readily
sympathize with Johnnie, a small boy
who was called upon in a Des Moines
Iowa) Sunday school not long ago to
give the golden text. A union Sunday
School of several churches was being
held that morning, and some eleven hun
bred scholars were present To make the
services more impressive, it was decided
to have Johnnie an unusually bright.
en- text from the pulpit. The golden text
that morning was. Il am the bread of
lifer' When Johnnie reached the plat
form and stood facing the great audi
cnce he was considerably frightened. and
stood for nearly a minute unable to say
possible on the occasion, he blurted out,
Il am loaf of bread. Judges Lii
hraFy.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
pABY TORTURED BY ITCHING.

nah covered Face and Feet-would
Cry UntiI Tired Out-Speedy Cure
nv Cuticura.
NV baby was about nine months old
when she had rash on her face and
feet Her feet seemed to irritate her
most. especially nights. They would
cause her to be broken in her rest, and
sometimes she would cry until she was
tired out. l had heard of so many
cpres by the Cuticura Remedies that l
thought / would give them trial. The
Improvement was noticeable in a few
hours. and before l had used one box
of the Cuticura Ointment her feet
we're well and have never troubled her
since. also used it to remove what
is known as cradle cap from her
head, and it worked like a charm, as it
cleansed and healed the scalp at the
same time. Mrs. Hattie Currier,
Thomaston. Me-, June 8, 1906"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
IMMENSE SWINE PAVILION.
Iowa State Fair to Have THEE Acres of
Hogs Under One Roof.

The largest Swine pavilion" in the
world is the latest Iowa boast. 1t is
being built on the State fair grounds at
Des Moines ard when finished will
occupy three acres under roof. The
judging ring occupies square almost
surrounded by pens.
This will be the center of attraction
for the Iowa people at their State expo
sition this year, says the Clinton Herald.
Formers interested in swine breeding
have been urging his Improvement a
long time. Last year they brought 200
hogs to the exposition and many others
were sent back for lack of space This
Is a larger exhibit of hogs than at all
other State fairs together With these
the Iowa State exhibit
will be kept not only at the head of the
list but far in the lead of all others.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
WHAT'S THE USEP
Te POur In Conee when IL Acts as
Vicious Enemy


Fasters have gore without food for
many days at a time but no one can 20
without sleep. For long time have
not been sleeping well, often lying
awake for two or three hours during
the night, but now slec! und every
night and wake up refreshed and Wig
orous," says Calf woman.
do you know why2 It's because
used 10 drink coffee, but | finally cut
II out and began using Postum. Tw!on
since then have drank coffee and
both times / passed a s.eeplcss night.
and 80 I am doubly convinced coffee
caused the trouble and Postum re.
moved 1t.
MY brother WIS In the habit OF
drinking coffee three times a day. He
was troubled with sour stomach and
would often notice him getting soda
from the can to relieve the distress in
his stomach lately hardly day passed
without dose Of soda for relief.
Finally he tried cup Of Postum
and liked 1t 80 wen be gave up coffee
and since then has been drinking Pos
tum In its place. and says he has not
once been troubled with sour stomach"
Even after this lady's experience
with coffee her brother did not suspect
for time shat coffee was causing his
sour stomach. but easily proved IL.
Coffee is not suspected in thousands
)f cases just like this. but rs easily
proved. A ten days trial WORKS won
ders There's a Reason"
Read the famous little book. The
Road TO WeIlville." IN packages
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
MIDSUMMER.

Daisies now a-glimmer
Ger the meadows fair.
Sunbeams seethe and simmer
In the blinking air,
Watering places thrive with
Bathers at their play,
Atmosphere alive witt
Insectiyora.
Sunset visions rudy
Daily now we see,
Thirsty mortals study
Mythology,
Man, aquatic growing,
SEARCHED apparel shucks
Makes dainty showing
I'm the guise of ducks.
C0ntrawise. web-footed
Creatures now advance
Weather promptings suited
Fe the form of pants,
And the whole creation
Has the habit made
70 the designation
Ninety In the shade.
Boston Courier.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Church Yell Takes Place Of Amsns

Religions enthusiasm ut Waukec. 1t.
unable TO find vent in the "amens" and
pious CALCULATIONS Of former generation,
has resulted in the evolving Of a church
yell, which has been introduced at a re
vival and which promises to be- adopted
permanently as an expression Of FeiisioHs
feFvor.
Here 1t is:
Faith hope. charity,
EOblest Christian gTacps three;
We will ever practice thee.
Hallpluiah Rah. Roo. Re-.
An evangelist named Birch Is respen
sihe for this new slogan Of heiy enthu-
s.asm. and both Methodist and lfrtstlar
denominations can be heard giving the
yel with a VIII some time during ever
-eligious service.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
An Authority.

Snlivan's service in the House of Rep
resentatives there occurred discussion
between him and Representative Alexan-
der of Buffalo, touching the right of a
third representative to pose as an au-
rh0rity on finance. Sullivan insisted that
the member in question had every right
10 speak like an oracle.
What is your definition of an author
itv?" suddenly asked Alexander.
MY notion of an authority" instantly
retorted big Tim" lis a man who bluffs
beyond my limit. cleveland Leader
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

dizzy spells, For ten years could nor
do homework, and for two years did
not get out of the house. The kidney
secretions were irregular, and doctors
were not helping me. Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me quick relief, and final
ly cured me. They saved my life.''
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
FOsterMilburn Co. Buffslo, y. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
The Sad Sea

The Thin pale man in the largo bath
ing suit, standing kncc-dccp in the WA
ter. sighed
why" We asked, "arc you 80 sad
"Alas." he answered, the sea is lie
grave of my first Wife
Our lip curlCd supcrciliously.
But you married again" we muir
murcd
Yes said he, land my second wife
won't 90 near the water"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
New Bull Ring in Guadaiaiara.

A new bull ring to cost 100000 and to
have seating capacity of 10000 spec
tators. IS being projected at Guadalajara
bv Niaciso Parga of that city and 1t is
said that $4,000 has already been sub
scribed to the capital of the enterprise
Modern MeNlcO.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

fifteen years I was a
great sufferer from
kidney troubles. My
back panied me terri
bly,. Every turn or
move caused sharp,
shooting pains. My
eyesight was poor,
dark spots appeared
before me. and I had
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Caught BY a Shark.

Visitors TO the bathing establishment
at San Giornr. on Lesina Island. in the
Adriatc. witnessed CHASTITY scene re-
.ently. A woman teacher was swim
ming a little distance from the coast
when a big shark was seen approaching
The unfortunate woman tried hard 10
escape, but was reached by the monster
which caught hold of her legs. In mo-
ment the shark with its human prey had
disappeared in the depth of the sea
| .ondOu Daily Chronicle
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

hcult task, that of recovering a necklace
Intrinsically worth more than $1,000 an.
valued besides because il was an heir
loom. For more than a year Mrs. Pra
Their has felt that she might recover tn.
valuable aT4S4--ssep4Ss~t444a@hahit Ofwatchinl
the jewelry worn 10y women was re
warded. In the flash Of street LAM
near her home Mrs. Prathef saw tn,
heirloom on the neck of a fashionahN
gowncd woman, snatched it from he
throat and called the police. The WON
an wearing the valuable. Mrs. George \
Menkel, 576A Dcbalivere avenue. told
Chief Of Police Creecy that her husband
bought the necklace for S15 from a
stranger. No charge was made against
Mrs. M"nkcl.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Only one mistake found in tie Kansa7
City (Kapl election comm .esiener's book-
with n total vote cast II nearly l41t
'Bruishes a new record for the haR@iinT
4 elections on the west side The ais
axe was made in the writing Of en-
Zane wrong.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
Small Holdings.

Though small holdings may not be
the panacea some people think them. We
n,Usf never lose sight of the need of
nroviding an attainabIe aim for ambi-
ton if the laborer is to be kept on the
sojf-London Evening Standard.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Taking the chances Of long term h
prison 10 discovery by his sweetheart
that he was not really n young million
aire, Robert Stevens. 10 years old, has
been stealing automobiles nightly at Des
MolneS, Ia, TO take the young woman
for fast drives into the country. Stevens
was arrested the other evening just as he
was starting cut with machine owned
by II. NJ. Trisler.
Stevens was in the habit of taking tho
first automobile he could find without an
owner, then taking forty or fifty mile
ride with the girl. After his evening
drive, Stevens would abandon his ma
chine
The thefts continued with regularity
and apparently the police were helpless
until they discovered a bunch of sweet
peas in the empty machine. In tho
bunch was one of peculiar shade, which
II was found was grown only in one gar
den i'll the city. Stevens was Swallowed
tor several days Ivy detectives.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
a. sleen in WAITING Rooms.

Swedish railway waiting rooms are
provided with touches, and porters come
around and wake slumberers ten min
ntes before the train is to start.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

powder to shake into your shoes. 1t rests
The feet. Cures Corus, Bunions. Swollen,
sore Hot, CaIlous. Aching, Sweating feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Aliens Foot Ease
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all
Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c- sample
mailed FREE. Address Allen s. Olmsted
p Roy. Y Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Ciang, Flans, sounded the he'll of the
Methodist church ut Clinton, y. J.. early
in the morning.
Instantly the village sprang from it,
profound sleep, Tor the church hell is Ks
fire alarm. Clinton has no fire DEPART
ment or water system. hut every man
there is a volunteer fireman. and when
the church bell calls him helps 10 form
bucket brigade which draws from a
Well So every man jumped into his
clothes and ran toward the church.
No one could find the fire. but the he'll
kept on ringing spasmodically Now il
would peal half a dozen times rapidly.
then remain silent for an interval. then
toll slowly and mournfully.
Henry Van Ness, sexton of the church,
and Giles Van Ripper went 10 the church
and climbed to the belfry. There they
found huge owl swinging from loose
strand of the bell rope. In its struggles
20 get free the bird had died by bursting
a blood vessel.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

As a result of special work done by
the Rev. S. Gray of Brighton. England,
$4,000 has been raised to provide home
for poor lepers in India.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

MRS WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP for
fammation. allays pain. wind collie. %
cents a bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
TEN YEARS OF PAIN,

Unable TO Do Even Homework BE-
cause of Kidney Troubles.
Mrs. Margaret Emmerich. OF Gin.
ton street, Napoleon, Ohio. saws: "For
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

At Fushima, Japan, there is a gold
lined well, affording abundant water sup
ply to a garrisoned castle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

- syn g St. vtus Ds--1 ana ali Nervous Disease,
- Permanently Cured by DR.. Kline Great
Nerve Send for Free De trial bottle treatise
DIR X. III. KLINE, Id, o3l Arch Street. PhtlsdalRhA
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

Won Moltke. the great German gen
eraL would never begin a battle on a
Friday
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

The problem Of finding needle i- q
hsystsek WIS outdone In ST. Louis whe
Mrs. Hsmilton +. Prather, 326 Nor.
Euelis avenue, accomplished more a.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
The Daisy E,LTE KILLER DESTROY. At III. s.. and

1t pays to advertise.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24

The noble families of prussian Po-
land have become so numerous as almost
to swamp the common people of the
province The priest of the village of
Konitz replied to a circular issued by the
government that every one of the 400
families in his congregation was of noble
birth.-Lond0n Evening Standard
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
BRIEF NC TIES OF
GEN. zRAL INTEREST

A monster kite is waiting in Nagasaki
for the next hurricane II is of the fol-
lowing dimensions: Fifty-seven feet
from top TO bottom and $50 feet in cir
conference with 81 guide lines.
II took 1000 sheets of tough paper to
cover it and its frames are all I'M
split bamboo,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-01-23

tanks of wood or concrete near the
points of greatest risk. The bottom
of these tanks should not be more
than twenty feet from the level or
the street and the manhole should be
large enough to permit cleaning. As
to apparatus a hook and ladder truck
carrying a couple of wall ladders sx.
tending from 20 to 30 feet, 100 pals
and TWO hand ire extnguisners are
OF the first Importance A small
cylinder, 50-gallon chemical extin-
guisher, with urop bottom for dump
ing acid, IS capable OF putting out 50
per cent. OF all the fires that Will oc-
cur. OF engines for pumping water
the steam fire engine takes the lead,
but the expense OF maintenance OF a
gasoline engine is less and it is ac
cordingly recommended. The use q
a hose wagon is recommended be-
cause quicker work can be done and
it keeps the hose in better condition
than when wound on a reel. rhe pe.-
sonnet of the fire department should
not be neglected and the Chief should
not only be an experienced man, Jut
should be so fayorably known that
his men will have confidence in him
and carry out his orders with alac-
rity 1t might be well for the towns
on this side of the border also to take
notice.