The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-14

When Mr. Briggs came home oac
evening and found his wife with eyes
suspiciousiy red be only kissed her
as usual and made no remarks.
Briggs was a man who prided himself
on his tact He studiousiy guided
the conversation On commonplace sub
iects while they sat at supper. Mrs.
Briggs answered in monosyllables OF
forced cheerfulness.
Now, my dear, what is the mat
ter?" he suddenly asked when the
meal was finished
"Oh, nothing, replied Mrs Briggs,
biting her lip and with eyes cast
down.
Aha. Watson, the beautiful lady
has a beautiful redness about the
eyes. She has been weeping. Ergo,
she has something troubling her, :"
soliloquized Briggs in a humorous
way he had Of burlesquing the famous
detective Of fiction,
Mrs Briggs pouted, hesitating be.
tween tears and a smile. At this op-
perfume moment her husband arose,
went around the table and put an
arm about her shoulders.
Now, tell me all about it, little
woman" he said You see, it does
no good denying that something is
troubling you My powerful analy,
tic and introspectively deductive
mind tells me otherwise"
After moment Mrs Briggs spoke.
Tn never give another cent to that
hateful fresh air fund never" she
said, and held a handkerchief to her
eyes.
What have they done to hurt
your" he ventured
Mrs. Briggs arose, went to the side
board and took out paper Pointing
to a paragraph, she bade her husband
read. II was under the list Of fresh
air fund subscriptions and read as fol.
lows:
"One check was received signed "A
Friend. This Of course, cannot be
credited
Briggs read the item and looked at
his wife.
but / don't see-does this make
you feel bad?" he puzzled
Certainly, stupid, sent the check, =
she explained. You see ] have been
reading about the poor waits that live
in those big tenements on the East
side, and have such pinched little
lives, and lots Of them die every sum
mer. And they keen one OF them In
the country, where they can drink
milk, and pick flowers, and romp on
the green grass and get healthy for
five dollars So | decided | could
spare ten dollars, and sent it. Oh, !
felt SO good, thinking that two little
children were out having a good time
on my ten dollars"
And how did you sign the check
you sent?" asked Briggs. trembling
with a suspicion Of the truth.
4 just signed it "A Friend. re-
piled his wife q didn't want to let
my right hand know what my left
hand was doing. SO | signed it that
way, and now comes that horrid let
ter"
Briggs SPARED for breath. When
he could trust himself to speak he
did so, guardedly
'M'm-most extraordinary. he
mused judlcially Very untactful on
their part to say the least Still, ii
may be that they use the full name
system. It is, in fact, quite pos
sible, ! may say probable"
THE full name SYSTEM" asked Mrs
Briggs doubtfully
yes" explained Briggs. You see
it is a check system in which the
full name must be signed and no pseu
donym. ! think, 1t is my opinion
you should have signed your full
name, and then requested in al
accompanying letter that they should
credit your subscription TO A Friend.
This system is almost universally
used now"
Mrs Briggs eyes we're wide witt
wonder
Dear me, ! might have thought Of
that" she said. Business is so com
plicated. III send another check"
Briggs was a man who prided him
self on his tact
Too Vivid Imagination.