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The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1907-10-10
PREPARING FOR OPENING.

R. E. GIN. the popular Third
street goldsmith, has completed ex-
tensive improvements at his jewelry
store and his place of business now
presents a handsome appearance.
Mr.. Gill has received his fall line OF
goods and also holiday goods and
will soon have an opening at which
time souvenirs of an expensive kind
will be given to ladies and gentle
men.
The Clarksburg telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1874-1926, 1907-10-10
; MARRIAGE LICENSES.

William j. Ticchener and Eta D.
Monmirth.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08

S 3 ran0e &albpgaarl
Saoitrl1p=Galbp peo &%ipbenbapn,
tilbpre1Oe Sberltlpjtl1al1t @enotiel1,
er iul0ItpnDigt %ne0brunot. Sci me-
lte al S10boet og olle &reaturerne
reooeoes. S10en me1es opltoaet / eli
2Gs @aln1, ser be1ltoO t &orten, og
er rilneligpis paaiat. Man bar Mis=
tal1fe til Ell &arl, ser nogle Gage
fpr blep bit bort fra @oar6en.
- SarngD0es 6attigbus n1ellen1
5ilfeborg og Sfanoerborg er neD=
brGnot. 9ulet beboeoes al to gomle
Sooner. Sen enc, ser por aan6slpog,
il1OebrGnotc.
- @oaroen Store Sroneet" pe0
I%lauenifiol0 neobrGn0te forleoen
Mften til @run6en. Ser iroebrpn6=
te 1870 &reaturer, ca. so @riie,
olle 6oarene iamt al 6ierfre Ell
Sci sgnoer og @es. Mlle 8pgnin=
ger11e neobrg1ote. Sloe1 opitoo /
SEN oeltre Gel al &%oltal6en. Sm
Moriagen til 1ens Spfomit bi6es In
tet.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08
2er6c Menb, le0en6e @eno

2nrbe Menb, le0enoe Meno,
Men6 / ollie 2ipslillinger, erflarer,
at me6min6re man for go6 @elbreo,
bIiper M%anosepnerne mere eller mint
6re ib9ffet.
5or at bore itn6slterf, inarraaoig
og energiif moa man babe goo Sell
bre0; tbi Juno Mano og iunot 2ege-
me fglges as. Sor at bore fulot ub
lun6 poa 2egeme og 5ial maa Ri
bol6e 8looet, 2ibets Slide, rent og
froftigt. Dette er life banfeltgt.
Mlt, bba6 iom bebgpeS, er en- ~uo,
rensning" fra Sio til an6en beo at
BRUCE ct paolioeligt l1rtemt66el ioas
JONI ST.. Beters @urifo.
S. s.. Campbell, forbenberenoe
Gountp=D ommer / Berlin Mo., fri,
Der: u9r. 8eters &l1rifo bar piit fig
gapnlig | alle Silfeloe, bbor leg bar
benpttet Sen. Seq bar life anbenbt
rogen an6en Me6ici1t for min SAINT.
lie / oper ii Star. Set er 6en be6ite
Me6icin, ri nogeniin6e bor itg6t paa,
/. og leg agter lite dt bore BEN for,
noen, iaa lange ben fan erbol6es."
Or. &eters &l1rtfo bar / pper ct
b%unore6e Mar biit fig at bore ct Up.
perligt bloorenienoe og i~un6be6sgi,
ben6e Mi66el. Gaaes lite paa Mpo,
tbeferne, men fun bos ipecielt an.
iatte Mgenter / bpert Mabolog. M6r.
81. Neter SabrneD & Cons 60, 112
lis go. @opne &penl1e, Chicago,
SI.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08
&bimber meb smas.

betragter @artine. &oilet Mntiieptic
iom en- Md0pen6igbe6 for 6eres per.
Ionlige &elbpre og til lofal Bebon6<
ling al &pin6eli6elier Set beiooer
ualmin6elig renlen6e, bafterieore-
ben6e og legen6e @genifaber, naar
oct a11ben6es til at baife betenote og
fatarrbagtige Gorefomiter / &in6epe-
bene, 1aalom &atarrb / Me1en og
un6erIibet.
@rs. S. IS. @oof, @ef @11perior,
@is., friber: uSSeg bil6e snffe, at
enboer &pin6e, iom plages al De for
ben6es @idn e~ienoommelige 2ibelier,
bil6e foriege Total 8eban6ling me6
&arttne Goilet Mntiieptic. Seq bar
ielp plaget al ualminoelg Speffelile
og fan6t ingen 2inoring> feren6 leg
prgbe6e &artine. Sc renien6e og
legen6e @genitaber al bette Mnti<
ieptic er iimpeltben forbabienoe, os
ielo ON en- 9gife foite6e $500, ptl0e
ieg lite un6b9re Bet"
Hartine .er labet efter en- fortrin.
Zig @ecept at en- befien6t 8oiton 2e-
&c, 1om bor brugt oct / mango Mer
/ fin pribate &rafSis til at belbrebe
ier6eIes boar6naffe6e &iIfeloe al
betpn6te fog fatarrbogtige Sorefom>
iter / @elIepeoene runt omfrins i
2egemet, og bet at1ben1es mere %
mere al 9nger, Ganblrger og @bge>
pleierifer iom BET grunbigite renien-
De og legenoe a~rtiiepttc. Oct ba1roe
fin6es pan enbber @binbes Eoilet-
1or6.
&binoer, iom engang bar brugt
@artine ierger for altib At bape set.
SOC bos Mpotbefere. g rtne bc6
&enbenoelie til 9Be 81. Baztoa 60,
! Bolton, Mais.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08

6 len SO nj sa1g. @aar6=
eier Sborl,p 8rpn0bolot mellen1
SOLICIT og Gingiteo> bar lolgt fin 81
enoom mes 80 Sor. 2on6 til ct &o1t-
lortium, ser agter at l1oltpffe @jen=
bon1mer. &jpbel umn1en ct 10000
&rol1er.
- @initgiper &dsnusien / Orebo=
peo bor iolgt Srebopeo @otel og
&jpbn1u1osbon0el til @iGltgiper He=
terlen> Jriiego0e / Mpfipbing S.
- 9iterilo &ro ct al 9fiels 8reit=
bolm iolgt til Soban An0erien, sfin-
l1errp. &%ipbeiummen nbefien6t.
- &roprieter Steamboats, @nfe>
&eitrupgaaro / Saltum> bar iolgt
@aar0 ~Stapa0" / Sbiie 5ogn til
@oaroejer g. g. Mpller i 9itrl,p,
Soltum Sogn. @aar6en bor 8 Scr.
&artforn, &jpbeiun1men er 100000
&roner.
= @jen6omn1en uSpgoor6" / Sir
ferup Sogn pe0 &osfiloe, at Sort
forn Is 56r., ct al gnfefru Glauie11
iolgt til acknowledgements al @orl'=
boIm, for $4,000 &r. 9elptnil1g
og Snpertar me0falger.
- @aaroejer 9ommerlun0, 2unO=
tofte pit. @ollte0, far iolgt lin @oor6
til HroprietGr Gloul en, Mursleb paa
6Den.
= @ope0gaar6cl1 @illerp0sboln1
oeo Sillere6 ct at @ierinoen> @nfe-
fru 90. &onler, iolgt til 6orpagter
81. &oullen, Sofienborg. @ienoom=
men, ser tioligere bar Statsitutteri
blep beo 5tutteriets Me0lGggelie
1873 fipbt al af0. @ebeimeraa6 6. S.
Sietgen, ser / 1888 iolgte SEN til
@o0sejer, Mmtsraa0sme6lem g6p.
8. s. @anien; efter bans 9p0 / Ma=
ret 1884 bar @%ienoomme1 peret be.
ii66et Of bans @nfe> iom mt far iolet
Sen. Mreolet er $50 S6r. 2ano:
&igbeiummer1 er 100000 ST..
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08

g-E EE-
Dposa1:0. SIP. Nropit 10,
5trp og Solbo &erreo % Sogneprnil
for &amlpie og Mnniie gbr. &onien
CT oeo> 81 Mar. gl.
~ 5bp. 9iitriftslege i Belle, e.
CTR. &lem er ofgaaet beb 9goen paa
&omuaeboipitolet, 81 @or gl.
- 5bp. 9perlege peo Drinoe
Sinosipgeanitalt Strife er 6g6.
= 9iitriftslGge Mlbretbien / Sire
oerifSpGrf er afgaaet peo 9poen ef~
ter lnngere 5iOs 5pgoom, Is Mm
gon1mel.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08

@e forlo6 0eres 8olig for at reiie
bort Ell Gags &i0. Gruen faitgior6e
ct Sort paa Dgren meo @effe6 til
Melfeman0en. Ser 1to6 at lnie:
uMlle ct u0e. 2a6 life roget blibe
ber."
ga 6amilien icut ON Mftenen
penote biem, fanot Sc Suiet giennem=
ipgt fra dperit til ne6erit og alle 6e
foitbarelte eager rpbe6e. timber
&ortet paa 9gren lto6 ifrebet me6
&ri6t: v8eigrget!"
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08

Mslso Dag,
er / 9ilitrltp afgaaet peo Dgoen et
gammel utgtfft abinbe, @ormien, io1l
bIep So Mar. Sun Dor @loo4gnets pIo
fte &pirtoe.
@pmte or 80 0 t 5 Ilens.
borg @0iborneret bar sen 13. Sc:
brl1ar feloet Dom / Sagen moo Sic
neltefarl Scbrboer og &onen @otrtne
SONS, iom bar a11fluge0e for i Tjnr
@fteraar at babe 6rufnet 6enn,@
Mano, MrbeioSmal10 Spns, / e.
ganobul / 91eS6ig fps for @lespie
8D. 5cbrp0er ogmtes til 8g6en for
operlagt Moro> meoens &atrine sSspr33
iom bans meoifpl0ige iogmtes 8
Mors Iltgtbns.
6 e II 5 3 bonbeI. Ge-
ter SSgrgenierr, for SiOen Jorpagter
'af @rambp Mfbol0sbjem, figbte for
le6en Sans 5abrins Gienoom paa
6riifmarf pe6 @rambp for $4,000
Morf. Gn @eit og 10 5tpffer Sired
tl1rer me0fpfger | San6elen. Sper-
tagelie1 ifer til /. Maj.
- @ooroejer @ons Gbr. SSe5}en i
Bollerslep far lolgt lin @oar0 til Ell
ung Mano fra Sun0beb for $4,000
WQrf.
- SONS 5imonien / &optrup bor
iolgt fin @aor6 til @oor0ban0lerue
Mielien og M6il0 al Mpgeltgn6er for
$4,000 Worf me6 Siltrp6elle til l..
Mpril.
6 arl s EN- s 8 !.
Gorl @onIen / @riltions=
felt CT afgaaet De0 Dp6en. @un bar
Ell trofait og e1ergiif 0anif Mano %
en bpjtbegapet Meteorological, ser meo
itor Srteresie og megen 0pgtigbe6
birfe0e for Sen 0anife Sag. Mllereoe
/ Marene fra 1866 til 1870 bar ban
ifrebet Mrtifler / 6anif Mqn6 til tplfe
ierlig til ~&plniicbe3eitung"
oer Sen Gang optog Mrtifler meo
ON nor6i1esbigife Tor-
bol0 mes 8elbilje. Mnore BIooe,
iom ~@amburgiicber Correspondent"
aftrpfte 6isie Mrtifler. @i0en 1891
og efter Spiflan0S %afgipren6e gejer
oper 5ranfrig bar set for os Mor0=
IleSpigere life muligt at fon1n1e til
Or6e / 6en tpife Bresie. Carl @on=
Ien oar en- Wan0, Ser life alel1e ielp
meo Sper og 9plt 6eltog / ollie @olg,|
men og|aa Dirfe0e for, at an6re bleD
6%epgge0e til trofolt at opfpl0e 6eres
patriotiife Nligter. San fulgte me6
tor Srteresie ollie 8epegelier / set
offentlige 2ib og bap6e en- flar SSno=
Iigt / bore Jorbol0.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08
lDr. Niles Anfi-pnin pills.

st bltrtist ffferti oss paaltbe1,st M,bbeIf 81 fps enc
.aerppss 3Dpebpine, Gpgfuerter, Mapep,ne, Neuraigr,na,
gterpsfttet, SSrrltab,lttet Sppnlpsbeb, @lgt, Sctattso.
Jnbebolber boerfen Dpturt ener fmsortn pg ~efterlaber
tngen ilemrne Gferp,rfn.nger. Is DoFs Csc. gao
apDtbeter eaer fenbes al 9r. MtIeg mebleaI
Co., Glfbnrt. S%snbiann. VA
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08
Bprfplclie belbrebet paa en- Sag.

Sog 2aratibe 8rpmo Quintne
tablets. Ben9ene f-boge fra ale
Mpotbefere, bpis life belbre6et. 6.
8. @rooe's Mabn poo bber 9@ftfe.
25c.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08

NteIs gtgrQaarb. en- Sgr1 at periir
neret 2prer Mgrqaaro i @rarnbtt
ION ftuoerer 2pqepioenifob ! @igben
|qeefsame11 mes fgr1te 4arafter.
8 ptantb 8 / n e. Cite
bbao oGlensburger Morb6eutlcb
3eitung" meo0eler1 inolpber ser Dag
Zig til Observation-Disclosures i Jlens
borg Mnlggninger fra Dptantbprl
ON Optagelie iom preusliffe timber
ioatter.
3 an II e { e.. Sra 9les:
big meooeles til ~&ieler 3eitl1ng"
StatsmDnoigbeoerne babe foretage
poerltgere Sfriot for oglao for 81:
terneroe11en at bepQre 9anneDirfe
1ao tort Smfal1g lom ml1ligt. Man.
sc al De allerpigtiglte 3ele ere iifre
De peo &lpb eller 5reoning.
81 e 5. Ses en- 8. Mrtif=
Ter. st l10oalg al &eOaftpr SEES
lens Mrtifler, l16gibet al Srn 80.
Sesien, feot 6ibiger, me6 6ororb al
mes Set fbr1te bos u@ploen0alife
8ogbanoel Nor6iif 6orlag" / &ig=
ber1bablt.
9pi Ml0er. Gram Sogns
Wano, Sbgge Heteriet Snbl,
oagltg foloet "gamle Spge", 81
let, fpl0te ben 8. Jebr. 81 Mar. @am<
lie SDge CT raft og aa1ostrt1f. @ro=
I'LL 1lo1te So111n1er tltt10e man le ban
ltaa poa 9e0en og grooe SSrb. Tor=
1oen bant er Der Sog1et fem Fer1o=
'1er, Der er omfrt1g De 80.
Sen pnoerlDo fe 8 e.
b egel}e. S 2pbet at Soraaret
og Sommeren bill ser blibe bpgget nh
Als, I BDloernp, | Weggelt9n6er, /
8enner, / &Dgum og biltnof en6nr
ilere Ste0er. - 6oriamlingsbuiet /
Sol er MT fgr0igt og bill bltbe in0=
9tet I cit nGr Iremtio.
's
B. Mf6g6 @eteran. @n at
,e qomle @eteraner er, qoaet til Mpes
griqobe, nen1lia 81 Meinhol6t / Got=
1ps, San ogoe 6eu 5. 6ebruor / Ell
Il0er, al up1ten 81 Mor. Meiubol6t
2or me6 Sen 6 Seuli pe6 Hre6ericio
Tpot11inoen pe6 &ol6ino oo poo
Sou mootoo oo1oo / fiji
SIS Sc 100 &roner / Spoersoope.
sir @oloet bar MeinboI6t en- ipria'
1eltoqer / Mrbeioet, men 5io1te Cana
.11n6e fan life bore me6 boo @rltn6
il Gno6om.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08

11teb ftor 5oriigtigbeo, ogden Ct al-
brig fgr fremitillet berntetiHi; mel,
efter be Erpper paa garen, ser e
fomr1et til &ipbenbaon, ifaI set bore
lpffeoes irroeles goof for ST. 8iar-
%naio1t.
St. Paul tidende. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1902-1928, 1907-03-08
Udenfor kj0benhavn.

Dronninggaard: Oberstl9jtn. o. w.
Paulsen. Ordrup Krat: T@ffelmager
A. P. Larsen. Buddinge: Enke Betty
Hjorth. Charlottenlund: Justitsraad
A. U. o. Holck. Hellerup: Kasserer
Books Hustru Anna. Laerer Svind-
dings Hustru Birgitte. Enke Bodil
Hansen. Arkitekt Thorsens Hustru
Hansine. Roskilde: Regime Hansen.
Hedegaardene: Maren Nielsen. Tox-
vnrd: Parcellist Rasmus Andersen.
Svendborg: Enkefru Johanne Friis.
H@je Mark: Hans Werner. Rantzaus-
minde: Fisker Anders Mortensen.
Hollufsgaard: Andrea Schroll. AS
serballeskov: Hans P. Bladt. vi
borg: N. P. Hjermind: Espe Preste-
gard: Emmy Fog. Hjerting: Mette
Nielsen. Andsb6lle: Dorthea Ploug.
Harte: Gaardejer Niels Jeppesen. Ri
be: J@rgen Jensen. Maja Nielsen.
Ingeborg sOkholm. Udby: Husmd.
Anders Jensen. Hald: Cecilie Jen-
sen. Nakskov: Crete Petersen. Rak-
lev Tranemose: Maren S9rensdatter.
Overup:6 Gaardejer Rasmus Strange.
Aarhus: Birgitte Christensen. Kasta-
ger: Johanne Abrahamsen. Helms
1AOUUC1. tCGN0l IlduS Z. lld1S0u.
Holding: Anna Knudsen. Vamdrup:
Toldoficiant Christoffer Christensen.
Kragelund: Bodil M6lgaard. Bred
stem: Peder "A. Steffensen. Haughus
Mark we'd Telling: Jensine Knudsen.
Slagelse: Sognefoged Jens Nielsen.
Ane Sofie Andreasdatter. Tingjellin-
ge Enghave: Karen Petersen. Hol-
stebro: Conradine Orgaard. Bodil
Nielsen. Strandby: Dorthea Kathri-
ne Petersen, f. Jensen. Kj6ge: Sofie
~J@rgensen, f. Willerslev. Dybb@l: Carl
A. lessen. Tfset: Caroline Schmidt.
S@nderhov: Hans S%@rensen. Aarhus:
Skomagermester L. Petersen. Skring-
strup: Bolette Jensen. Hadsten: G.
H. A. Pill. Almtoft: S6ren Frederik,
sen. Gudbjerg Vandm.: M9ller Johan
Rasmussen. Bjernemark: Gaardmand
Chr. Ejlersen. Skaarup Mark: Peter
Nielsen. Skjoldelev Vestergaard: Sc
VERNE Hansen. Ebeltoft: Line Hald.
F@jstrup: Husband Poul Rasmussen.
/ Helsing4r:: Kontorist Jens Bache. Ma
RE Knoblauch. Havreholm: Peter
B@rgesen. Bellinge: Anders Nielsen.
Over Karby Mark: Christiane Mel
sen. Krarup: Hans MGller. Taage-
rqd: Kristen Pedersdatter. Flad-
bjerg: Ole Peder Nielsen. Lumby-
holm: Maren Andersen. Krogsb9lle:
Hansine Hansen. Hygind-Taarup:
Ellen Kirstine Andersen, f9dt J6rgen.
sen. Aalborg: Restavrat3r S1ren
Nielsen. Mette Petersen. Lende.
mark: Laura Christensen. Storehe-
dinge: Laura Toftte. Sk9rpinge: Al
fred Larsen. Darum: Ingeborg
Kjar. Bilring: Grdr. j. Aug. Fen
ger. Utterslev Prastegaard: Laura
! Momme. HaugbGlle: Dorthea Hans
datter. s. Album Mark: Kristen
Hansen. Horsens: Jens Jensen. Ber-
tina Jepsen. Lundumskov: Karen So.
rensen. Randlev Nprskov: Ane Da-
vidsen. Gudme Mark: Jens Hansen.
lSvendborg: Johanne Larsen. Aal-
borg: Mikaelline M9ller. Slagelse:
Typograf Martin Lund. Holbaek:
Marie Christensen. Sor9: Professor
Christen Dalsgaard. Vangaa pr. Thi.
sted: MAIDS Trab. Peter Nystrup.
Standby: Johanne Christensen.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
Quay and His Letters.

The late Senator NJ. s. Quay of Penn
sylvania kept all the letters his constit-
uents wrote to him asking for favors.
He had stacks of them when his last
fight for the senate came along. Then
he sorted out the letters, eliminating
those from people who were dead and
on the back of each letter wrote:
Dear John or Bill-Do you remember
when you wrote me this letter and do you
remember that l did what was asked? l
want your help now in my fight for the
senate. Can l have It?
The politicians in Pennsylvania say
those letters, mailed to the original
senders with Quay's request on the
backs of them, had as much as any one
thing to do with Quay's winning his
fight-Saturday Evening Post.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
Find the Answer.

A certain young man took his best
girl to the theater. During the evening
she complained of not feeling well, and
they left before the show was over.
He took her home, and when he said
good night the girl was pretty sick.
Next day it turned out that she had
diphtheria. Then the young man began
to wonder if he was booked for a siege
with the disease too. He called OH
physician he knew to ask about it,
The physician heard the young mans
tale. well" said he at the conclusion
OF it. II think your chances to catch
the disease depend on how you said
good night to the young lady"
The young man was quiet a moment
Then he said: Doctor, I'm much oblig-
ed II that's the case, I'm not in dan
ger"
The young man went out. \ minute
later he stuck his head in the door
''Say, doc" he said, "diphtherla don't
go very hard with strong healthy
young men, does itT-Denver Post.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
a Losing Came.

Not long ago a new Turkish bath es-
tablishment was organized, and as is
the custom the promoters went out to
form a regular clientele The accounts
Of what 4 Turkish bath would accom-
plish were most glowing Among the
men approached was a German saloon
ist. His complaint was obesity, as was
shown by the fact that he was below
the average height and weighed 200
pounds.
"Now, it is like this" explained the
masSeur when the German had been
inveigled to take look into the bath
house, Il will guarantee to take off
two pounds at each bath"
"Vat!" exclaimed the kalser's former
subject. Two pounds nit each bath!
Ach, dot means Won hundret baths and
den no man. Neln, dlnk I take dem
not"'-Columbus Dispatch.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18

Monroe, TT. McHenry and one or
two other places. lie has always
had to be let go because there was
no law to punish man for making
sketches of American forts, But
it only shows how active japanese
spies are Gin Jingo newspapers, }
for the same sort of a capture oc-
ours almost regularly about three
times a month. The only curious
part of the story is that it never
gets officially reported to the War
Department, which is the first
thing that would be done if the
capture We're ever really made.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
TESTING the Insane.

Sir Douglas Straight told an anus
ing story at the dinner Of the Journey
men HairdresserS' Trade society. He
going into a barber shop to be shaved.
He was Il little startled to see the wo-
man behind the counter staring at him
from time to time through the glass
door. When he got outside the shop Il
policeman said, ~ am very glad TO
find you have come out" explaining
that his anxiety was due to the fact
that the barber came out of q lunatic
asylum the previous week. and as he
had been acting qUeerly again his rela-
ti"es were wondering whether they
would have to send him back to the
asylum.-London Standard.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
= Monster Rodent.

The Brazilian capybara is a large
Stoutly built rodent Imagine q rat
weighing $50 pounds with huge head
an upper lip a foot long and close set
eyes and one has an idea of the beast
He is the largest Of the rodent tribe
and has harsh, coarse hair, more like
bristles than fur. This hair is mixed
black and yellow, Of dlngy appearance.
In his native haunts the capybara has
n huge, fat stomach which almost
drags on the ground. He is q water
loving animal and can dive and stay
under for eight or ten minutes at Il
time. The iaguar Of South America
preys upon the capybara, and the In
dians kill him for his flesh. which
when smoked is said TO be as delicious
as a Kentucky ham, although it has a
certain musky flavor. The capybara
makes a sound when alarmed some
what between a dogs bark and pigs
grunt. lie was once called the hydro
choerus, or water hog, and lives on n
vegetable diet
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
The Joke Was on Her.

A woman member of the bar in New
York gives to our correspondent the
following -pou3plee with the res
eryation that 10 names shall be quoted
"I am one OF the few women" she
says, who can see a joke even il aim
ed at myself / do not feel that in this
ease | came off first best"
The first letter was from a man law
yer and was rs follows:
Dear Miss Flank-Wc agree to the com
promise as proposed I'm your favor Of this
date Not because your client has a Just
right to such settlement, but from the
fact that we do not care to open a con-
lest with a woman lawyer.
To which this reply was sent:
Gentlemen-I note yours agreeing to n
settlement, although / cannot congratu-
late you on your gallantry in begging the
question. Like the original Adam, you
seem inclined to hide behind n woman S
petticoat
And the following letter closed the
correspondence:
Dear Miss Blank-If you will turn to the
early pages of Genesis you will discover
that Eve did not wear a petticoat.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
Who Fra Diavolo Was.

Fra Diavolo was the nickname given
Michele PeZza, a celebrated renegade
monk and italian brigand, who was
born in 1760. 1t should be noted that
the opera of Auber has nothing in com
mon with Fra Diavolo but the name.
Pezza was first a stocking weaver,
then a soldier in the Neapolitan army,
then a soldier in the pope's service, and
finally he became monk, but was ex-
PEELED. In the mountains OF Calabria
Pezza took to brigandage, and such
was his notoriety and SO great were his
cruelties that the people nicknamed
him Fra Diavolo. 1t is consoling to
know that he was eventually executed
In 1S06.-New York American.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
The jolly testers,


'Mr. Middleman, All desires to pro-
pound q question"
very well, Mr.. Tambo."
why do dey designate dat beautiful
southern vegetable as ah watermelon"
"Thats easy. Because 1t makes your
mouth water"
"Nowhar near de answer. It's called
ah watermelon becase yo' cut it in de
spring"
"Speakin' OBJ de spring reminds me-"
broke in the other end man. ma ole
daddy went out to git some water one
day an he done fell in ah spring"
"Was he drowned?'
"He warn't zactly drowned, but it
done killed him"
That's strange. He fell in the spring
and was killedW
"Yessah."
"But he wasn't drowned?"
NO sah."
'Well, did he die in the spring.
NO sab; he died in de fall"
Our golden voiced tenor, Mr.. Vic
Lett, viii contribute that heart touch
ing ballad entitled, Warden, Brush
Those Locks Away; l Yearn for Lib
erty.' .'"-Harper's Weekly
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
Definition of a Box Car.

Not all the instruction given to young
railroad men IS intensely serious. The
following definition was recently of
fered to a beginner: "a box car be-
longs to the fowl family. During the
spring and summer months it can be
found in nearly every part of the coun-
try, Its favOrite haunts being railway
tracks, and it is easy to capture. In
the autumn, however, like certain 9TH
or fowls, it goes into Information or
flies to other climes. Scattered in
stances are known where specimens
are captured during the autumn
months. y lasso or a well creased
switch crew is sometimes used in snaP-
ing the box car, but main strength is
the best weapon. In any case the
hunter must be very wary, as any
noise like the fluttering Of waybill
viii make the quarry disappear. Some
railways own large focks of domesti-
Gated box cars, but they are carefully
guarded duriag the closed season. The
wild box car whom caught and fairly
well loaded becomes perfectly station
ary."-San Francisco Argonaut.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
q STANDING Rule.

Jones had just run over to see If
Mr.. and Mrs. Blank would go to the
theater with them. Mrs Blank was
awfully sorry-she would so much like
to go-but unfortunately Blank was
out. Probably he was at the club.
She would telephone The following
conversation ensued:
"213A Gerard, please. Hello! Is
this the -- club? Is my husband
there? Hello! Not there? Sure
Well all right then. But hold on. How
do you know? I haven't even told you
my name"
There amt nobody's husband here
-neverr' was the wise attendants re-
ply.-London Tatler
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18
What the Noise Did,

or the noise of London streets caused
by the hackney coach Taylor, the old
water poet, wrote: 'It makes such a
hldeous rumbling in the streets by
many churches doors that peoples
ears are stopped with the noise, where
by they are debarred of their edifying
which makes faith so frultless, good
works so barren and charity as cold
at midsummer as If it were n great
frost. By this means souls are robbed
and starved Of their heavenly mamma"