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The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
LIBEL ON ANIMAL RACE
Little Girls Answer Was Decidedly
Reflection on the Class Of
Eliminates,

John Lover, the animal expert
and nature writer of the Philadel-
phia Zoo, was talking the other day
about wolf.
"Ies," said Mr.. Lover, "she ate
her last litter of cubs. She has eat
en-, in fact, her last six litters. Yet
she is gentle and aifectionate wolf.
Strange that she should be so un-
motherly."
He paused and smiled. "She
reminds me of a remark | overheard
the other day." the famous keeper
resumed. "a school teacher came
here with class of little girls, and
every now and then he would stop
and fire off at the youngsters few
questions-nature questions, you
know.
SIN the lion house he said;
"'Who can tell me what ru-
minating animal is?'
"1 know. sir said a little girl.
'She is one that chews her cubs. "
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
WATCH FOR THE BLIND.

On the face of one of the latest
watches designed for the use of
blind people the hours are indicated
by movable buttons in relief on the
dial. The strong pointer shows the
minutes. The blind person passes
his finger over the dial; the button
indicating the hour he finds to be
depressed, while the position of the
hand gives the minutes. The but
tons are held by circular plate be-
meath the dial, which has at one
point on its circumference "A notch
into which the buttons drop, one
after the other, as the plate re-
wolves with the movement of the
works. This plate serves instead
Of the ordinary hour hand of Il
watch.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
THE GREAT WORLD FUTURE.

1t grows clearer every day that
east and west are never to fuse; that
the far east is not to become Occi-
dentalized; that Japan or China, or
Japan and China together, will
sooner or later make the China seas
no place for the colonizing or pio-
neering European. There will be
great powers there as well as in
Europe and America. 1t is our in
terest to keep a watchful eye on this
transformation, and, forgetting old
theories and preiudiccs, to shape
our policy to meet a new and unex-
ampled Standardization Specta-
tor.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
EARLY LEAD PENCILS.

The first pencils used for drawing
purposes in Europe were a queer
composition of tin and lead. All
the great artists of that period made
illustrious by Michael Angelo were
devoted to these "stiles," as they
were termed, and some of the most
famous paintings preserved in our
museums Of today were originally
blocked out and drawn in with these
pewter pencils. They seemed TO
serve their purpose admirably, and
it was not until many years later,
centuries really, that the perfect
drawing pencil was invented. The
pewter ones were not called lead
pencils, however, but "molybdoids."
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
WHY BACHELORS ARE BoREs.

Somebody has started the idea
that bachelors sink down into n dull
monotonous condition of boredom
for themselves, and they are apt
to bore others from the sheer dreari-
ness of their lives. Married men are
said to be much more cheerful.
light hearted and amusing than the
bachelor tribe in general. A single
man has so much more time on his
hands than the benedict that he is
apt to NOPE and regard himself a
martyr. At the same time one must
confess that some married men be-
come fearful old fogies. And there
is not much to choose between an old
fogy and dull bore.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
ALL HAD THEIR NICKNAMES
American Presidents Had Various
Coenomens Bestowed by Friend
or Foe.

Washington was nicknamed the
father of his country, Americus Fa-
bius. the Cincinnatus of the west,
atlas of America, lovely Georgeius
Ga sarcastic nickname applied by
the English soldiery), flower of the
forest, deliverer of America, step
father of his country (applicd by
bitter opponents during his presi-
dency), and savior Of his country /;
Adams was named colossus of in
dependence; Jefferson, sage of Mon
ticello and long Tom; Madison,
father of the constitution; Monroe,
last cooked hat; j. @. Adams, old
man eloquent; Jackson, old hickory,
big knife and sharp knife, hero of
New Orleans, gin-ral and old hero ;
Van Buren, was little magicion, wiz
ard of Undertook and King Martin
the First; Harrison, tippecanoe, old
Zip and Washington of the west ;
Tyler, young hickory and accidental
president; Polk, young hickory ;
Taylor, rough and ready, old Buena
Vista and old Zach; Fillmore, the
American Louis Philippe.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
ENGLISH CATHEDRALS.

The gift of 100000 by a lady,
Mrs. Hawkins, for the completion of
the western towers of Truro cathe-
dral is a reminder that this is the
only established church cathedral of
any importance which has been built
since st. Paul's was completed by
Sir Christopher Wren. All the great
cathedrals and abbeys in England
were erected by Catholics and were
handed over by act of parliament
in the reign of Henry VIII. to the
protestants when the Catholic
church was disestablished and the
Protestant religion created by law.
1t does not say much for the fer
vency of the Protestant religion that
although the population of England
and Wales, since the time of Henry
VIII. has sprung up from about
100000 to 36,000,000 the Prot
estant church has been unable to add
any notable minister's to equal those
built by the Catholics.-Reynold's
NeWsDaper.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
Revival Meetings.

Next Sunday morning Rev. II.
II. Teeter will begin a series of
revival services at the Brethren
church The first week he will
speak upon the following sub
jects:
Sunday morning, The Fallen
Churches. "
Sunday evening, Gods Bat.
ties.
Monday evening, "Quitters
Not Wanted"
Tuesday evening, ''Unground-
ed Fears"
Wednesday evening, Five
Kings"
Thursday evening, The
Christian in the World"
Friday evening, Authority
of the Bible.
Saturday evening, THE
Victory of Christ" Every body
is invited to these services.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
THE DAUGHTER BALkED.

81 thought" said old Groucherly,
"that l could save money by refus-
ing to give my consent to my daugh-
ter's marriage with young Higgins,
but it's no 60"
"Whats the trouble?" queried the
friend of the family.
"She declines to elope," explained
the old man, with a large, open
faced sigh.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
AVOID DAY DREAMING.

There is no girl so prosaic that
she does not indulge in an OCCASION
al day dream. Some girls waste far
too much time in rose-colored clouds
of Imagination. Day dreams are all
well enough in their way; they lift
us out Of the common place, but to
dwell continually in their rosy mists
is bad for us. This is a practical
world, and if we want to succeed
we must keep our eyes open and
make the best of such opportunities
rs come our way.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
AMERICAN WOMEN IN EUROPE

The American woman, who is a
very practical person, is blind to
the virtues of a thin wooden cloth
for a travelling dress, and pins her
faith instead to taffetas, A short
skirt and bolero or a much-tucked
bIouse-bodice (Which she calls "a
waist') of olive green, navy or cigar
brown tafTetas, is almost "A uniform
with our American visitors on globe
Lrotting intent.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
so SAFE.

"My ideal of happy life" mur-
INJURED the car, YEARLY, as the dis
covery Of three new conspiracies was
reported to him, sis on the lines Of
an American musical comedy"
"Why so, sire?' asked the aston
ishcd prime minister.
Because in that there is never
the suspicion of plot" replied the
autocrat, enviously.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
SURE THING.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak-I understand
when the chimneys of the royal mint
at Berlin are cleaned about 81 900
worth of gold is taken from the
SCOT.
Mr.. Crimsonbeak-That's a good
deal more money than you ever got
out of suit of mine, dear.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
LAME GEOMETRY.

Euclid had just announced that
the part could not be greater than
the whole.
"Eyidently," they cried, she has
never had an auto repaired"
In the face of this there were
those who persisted in calling math-
amatics an exact science.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
THANKSGIVING Services.

This year the union Thanks
giving services of the Falls City
churches will be held at the
Presbyterian church at 1890 a.
m. November 2Sth. Rev. Mas
tin of the M. E. Church will
preach the sermon. All are in
vited.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
Notice to Our Customers

We are pleased TO announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affected
by the National Pure Food and Drug
law as it contains no opiates or other
harmful drugs, and were commend 1t as
a safe remedy for children and adults.
Kerr's Pharmacy.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
TEN PTATION.

"You should not give way when
tempted, young man." said the rich
man.
"Why, were you ever tempted to
give anything away" asked the
young man.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

A E. Jaquet
The Old, Reliable
JEWELER

No home is 80 pleasant, regardless OF
the comforts that money will buy, as
when the entire family Is In perfect
health. A bottle OF Orine Laxative
Fruit Syrup costs so cents 1t will
cure every member OF the family OF
constipation, sick headache or stomach
trouble. Kerr's Pharmacy.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
Notice..

The Southeast Nebraska Tele-
phone company will not pay
any bills unless the bill is ac-
companied by a written order
signed by an officer of the COM
pany.
w. S. KORNER Pres.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

The Tribune's columns will be
filled with suggestions from our
merchants from now till holidoys
Keep your eyes Cn our advertis-
ing from now till Christmas.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

If you are not quite sure of
what you need in the way of
winter clothing read Wahl &
Parchen's ad in this issue and
you will soon find out what is the
best.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

We are not running bargain
counter but we are running a news
paper that grows better all the
time and will improve as time
goes on.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
Pay Up.

w. ID. Crook & Co. desire all
persons owing them to call at once
and settle their accounts, either
by cash or bankable notes.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Joe Palmer is in the city, hav-
ing arrived from St. Joe on Sun
day. Joe is a little under the
weather and will remain at home
until he regains his health.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

F. w. Samuelson was in the
city the latter part of the week.
He was on his way TO Lincoln
after a few weeks spent in
Houston. Texas.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. Rule and daughters went
to Salem Friday, to visit with
relatives for a few days.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
AT FIRST HAND.

"Do you believe that an ocean
rip is conducive to health ?"
swell, those who take it generally
20 to sea" baltimore American.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

w. J. King writes from Hast
ings to have his subscription re-
newed. He still has d banker
ing after Falls City and wants to
keep posted on what old friends
are doing.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Walter Green of Humboldt,
was business visitor in our city
Monday.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mr.. and Mrs Jack FrakeS OF
Salem, were shopping in this
city Saturday.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Clyde Davis went to Kansas
City, Sunday to be present at
the blue rock shoot at that place
the first of the week. He was
accompanied by his wife.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

George Goldner, now located
in Chicago, was in the city a few
days this week the guest of his
brother and visiting his many
friends.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Miss Anna Martin who has
been visiting relatives and friends
in this city for a few days left
Tuesday for her home in Coweta,
N
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

If you want a musical instru-
ment try your music dealer; if
you want watch try jeweler;
if you want newspaper try tax
ing the Tribune.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Miss Maggie Fergus, who is
teaching school near Humboldt,
came down Saturday and remain
ed over Sunday with friends in
this city.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

1T is as hard for girl not to
look at the boys said the obser-
want man, "as it is for her mother
not to look at her reflection in the
windows as she walks down
street"
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

S. NJ. Philpot and John Tighe
of Humboldt, were business yiS-
itors in our city Saturday.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. John Tiehn and Mrs.
Frank McCool drove down from
Salem Monday and spent the day
with Mrs. Everett Scott.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Raymond Hanna is quite i'll at
his home with tonsilitis.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Prof. Heck, of the Physics
Department of the University Of
Nebraska, passed through the
city on his way back from
Raleigh, n. c., where he visited
his wife's relatives.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

d. Vanvalkenberger of Rulo,
frightened blue" Monday for
this Office by sending a check to
be applied on his subscriptions.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Herman Kelley of Barada was
a visitor in our city Monday.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

p. Nj. Germain Of Dubois was
in the city Saturday attending to
business at the court house. He
made us pleasant call and re-
newed his faith in the Tribune.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. Sophia Gum returned
Monday from short business
trip to St. Joe.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. DR.. Kenney of St. Joe,
was the guest of Mrs. DR.. Wilson
the latter part of the week.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

The ladies of the Episcopal
church postponed their chicken
and waffle supper this week un-
til the first Wednesday in Decem-
Der, at which time they will also
offer for sale nice lot of articles
suitable for Christmas presents.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Miss Mcdonald, one of our
school teachers, went to Council
Bluffs the latter part of the week
and spent a few days with rela
tiyac
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Do your work vel, Well, do
your work.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

The funeral of Mrs. Vagle of
near Sabetha, Kas., was con-
Quoted from the residence of
Mr.. Nelson of this city on Tues
day morning. Interment was in
the Lutheran cemetery east of
town.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

We have a large line of
flat ware and hollow ware
of the highest grade. Be-
low are a few quotations:
Cream Ladies, 81 up.
Gravy Ladies Sl.25 up.
Meat Forks 81 up.
Soup Ladies So up.
Butter Knife and Sugar
Shell 81 up.
Vegetable Drainer ST up.
Jelly Spoons 81 up.
Bread Plates So up.
Ferneries $4 up.
Knives and Forks S4. so up.
Fruit Knives $3.50 up.
Nut Cracker and Pick 40c.
Come and see our line of
goods, their beauty of de-
sign and superior quality,
speak for themselves.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

J. II. Wilhite was a Stella
visitor Saturday.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Miss Maude Graham is the
guest of Stella friends this week.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Aaron Loucks went to the
Pecas Valley. New Mexico, Tues
day, for the purpose OF looking
over the land in that country.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

One of the largest crowds at
the Ceiling this season greeted
The Adorable Fritzie" on Tues
day evening, and the entertain
ment was worthy of it. The
cast has been greatly strength
ened since last year, and every
one was pleased with their pre-
sentation of the opera. The
chorus was especially fine as was
also the male quartette.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Hear Paul Before Agrippa,
neut Sunday evening, November
oath, at Christian church at 7:30.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Geo. Clevela nd is not afraid Of
any money panic. Read his ad
aud see what he says about it.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Landlord Spence will give you
all the good things the market
affords for your Thanksgiving
dinner at the National.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Have you tried the brick Ice
Cream at the Candy Kitchen.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Frank Ranger came down from
Salem, Saturday, and remained
over Sunday with his sister Mrs.
Everett Scott
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Billy Veach took part in the
blue rock shoot in Kansas City
this week.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

DR.. Morsman this week pre-
sented our public library with
forty nine volumes of rare and
very valuable books, which will
be ready for the shelves in a
short time. There are a few
copies, however, which our
librarian considers too valua BILE
for circulation, although all Wis
itors are welcome to read them
in the library. This was a very
generous donation and will be
greatly appreciated by our
people.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Philip and Andrew Blough of
Morrill,, Kas.. visited friends in
this city Tuesday.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Herbert Hedges rested a few
DAYS from his railroad duties this
week and visited with his family
in this city.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

All persons knowing them
selves indebted to w. H. Crook
& Co. will please call and settle.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. ]. p. Smith of Wheaton, a
suburb of Chicago, is spending
the week in this city the guest of
Mrs. II. L. Himmelreich.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

The Methodist ladies realized
about S53 from their chicken pie
supper served Tuesday evening.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Verda Zimmerman of Stella
was a guest at the home of Mrs.
VIM. Sears portion of this week.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Next Thursday is Thanks
giving. Review the past year,
and even with all its troubles
and worries, see if you can't find
lots to be thankful for.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Neal Of
Los Angeles, Cali, have been
guests at the home of George
Jennings during the week.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. G. Hermer of st. Joe,
was among those who renewed
their subscriptions this week.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Dick and James Stanford of
Humboldt, were attending court
in this city Monday.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

John Kloepfel called Monday
morning and put his subscription
ahead while he could get in on
the dollar rate.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

All accounts now due w. H.
Crook & Co. must be settled at
once either by cash or bankable
notes.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. Sam Marts is quite i'll
this week suffering with malarial
fever, and neuralgia.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mrs. M. F. Rinehart of Smith
Center, Kas., is a new subscriber
this week. Mrs. Rinehart was
formerly Miss Vesta Van who
has many friends here with
whom she is anxious to keep in
touch and knows the proper way,
to do so is through the Tribune.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Special Sale Of Peanut Bar and
Chocolate Fudge at 10c per ID.
at the Candy Kitchen Noy. %.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Gertrude Lum of Verdon came
down Friday to attend a meeting
of the Friends in Council.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Melvin and Ralph Randolph
went to Lincoln Monday to visit
for time with relatives.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

If you want to know anything
about telephones just ask Archie
Mccoy. He has made study of
the question and proved his
knowledge by a demonstration of
his ability in one of our local
lodge rooms recently, to the en-
joyment of few intimate friends
Just say Hello Central" to
Archie and he'll do the rest.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Glenn Fire baugh is a new addi-
tion to the Tribune, having add
ed his name this week.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Hiawatha women complain that
the home merchants haven't
brought on anything good enough
for them to wear, So so or more
have gone to Kansas City and
spent from $40 to 500 for ''some-
thing better. "-Hiawatha World.
AS a rule the Congregational
and Episcopal women are devot-
ed card players. Finch is the
Methodist game with an oc-
casional dash at checkers or
authors, bat lately we have dis
covered Methodist woman who
plays bridge. Horrors!- Hia-
watha World.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Smooth unimproved w h t
lands in Wichita and Greeley
Counties. Kansas. Prices rang
ing from S. to $3.50 per acre.
Address ID. Garter, Leoti, Ks. oct
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Werner,
Mr.. George Miller and Mrs. G. A.
Hanna all of Falls City attended
the funeral of the late Miss Allie
Shafer. Mr. Miller and Mrs.
Werner are brother and sister of
Mrs. w. H Shafer and Mrs. Han
ma is sister of Mr.. Shafer,-
Beaver City Tribune.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Now is the time to subscribe.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

Bargains in good smooth wheat
lards in Western Kansas, where
there is an ineXhaustable supply
of water. Do not fail to write
d. F. Carter, Leoti, Kansas, for
particulars. 00-2t
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
LOCAL LORE.

Eat SowleS' candy.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

The many friends of Miss Leah
Poteet will be grieved to learn
that she is not recovering from
her illness as rapidly as was
hoped for, and was taken to a
ST. Joe hospital Monday, where
she will be compelled to undergo
another operation.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22
M. Self was business visitor
to Kansas City Monday.

w AouSuS Slt NhOhuoNs
Raymond Hanna is quite i'll at
his home with tonsilitis.
Herman Kelley of Barada was
a visitor in our city Monday.
Have you tried the brick Ice
Cream at the Candy Kitchen.
Miss Maude Graham is the
guest of Stella friends this week.
Mrs. Sophia Gum returned
Monday from a short business
trip to st. Joe.
Mrs. Sam Marts is quite i'll
this week suffering with malarial
fever, and neuralgia.
Glenn Firebaugh is a new addi-
tion to the Tribune, having add
ed his name this week.
Melvin and Ralph Randolph
went to Lincoln Monday to visit
for time with relatives.
Special Sale Of Peanut Bar and
Chocolate Fudge at 10c per ID.
at the Candy Kitchen Noy. %.
Verda Zimmerman of Stella
was guest at the home of Mrs.
VIM. Sears a portion of this week.
The Methodist ladies realized
about S55 from their chicken pie
supper served Tuesday evening.
Herbert Hedges rested a few
days from his railroad duties this
week and visited with his family
in this city.
Landlord Spence will give you
all the good things the market
affords for your Thanksgiving
dinner at the National.
Mrs. J. p. Smith of Wheaton, a
suburb of Chicago, is spending
the week in this city the guest of
Mrs. II. L. Himmelreich.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Neal of
Los Angeles, Cali, have been
guests at the home of George
Jennings during the week.
Miss Mcdonald, one of our
school teachers, went to Council
Bluffs the latter part of the week
and spent a few days with rela
tives.
Next Thursday is Thanks
giving. Review the past year,
and even with all its troubles
and worries, see if you can't find
lots to be thankful for.
Smooth unimproved w h
lands in Wichita and Greeley
Counties. Kansas. Prices rang
ing from S. to $3.50 per acre.
Address D.F Carter, ,Leoti, Ks. OCT
Bargains in good smooth wheat
lards in Western Kansas, where
there is an ineXhaustable supply
of water. Do not fail to write
d. F. Carter, Leoti, Kansas, for
particulars. 00-2t
The many friends of Miss Leah
Poteet will be grieved to learn
that she is not recovering from
her illness as rapidly as was
hoped for, and was taken to a
ST. Joe hospital Monday, where
she will be compelled to undergo
another operation.
The Keesler Moving Picture
company has been engaged to
give two entertainments at the
Jenne opera house Tuesday and
Wednesday evening of next week
for the benefit of the High School
gymnasium. This is for laud-
able cause and should receive
the support of all our citizens.
! Mr., and Mrs. Ernest Werner,
Mr.. George Miller and Mrs. c. A.
Hanna all of Falls City attended
the funeral of the late Miss Allie
Shafer. Mr. Miller d Mrs.
Werner are brother and sister of
| NJ, wv II Sl,,for ,,,J Nc H.,
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

The Keesler Moving Picture
company has been engaged to
give two entertainments at the
Jenne opera house Tuesday and
Wednesday evening of next week
for the benefit of the High School
gymnasium. This is for a laud-
able cause and should receive
the support of all our citizens.
The Falls City tribune., 1907-11-22

w. S. KoRNER Pres.