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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02
LONGWORTHs IN A
RAILROAD ACCIDENT

CINCINNATI. Sept. 22.-Representa-
tive and Mrs. Nicholas Longworth
were in railway wreck on the Penn
sylvania railroad on the outskirts of
Cincinnati this morning on the last
stage of their trip from Honolulu to
their home in this city.
The engine attached to their train
struck a ID" rail at South Norwood
station, was derailed and pIowed across
the railway ties. The train had slowed
down for the. station or there undoubt-
eddy would have been a bad accident.
The train came to a sudden halt and
most of the passengers We're more or
less shaken.
Mr.. and Mrs. Longworth left the Pull
man coach and went forward to in
vestigate. The number of the wreck
ed engine was S167.
Luckily that last figure is not an
81 said the Congressman later, ex-
planning that in such an event the
added total of the numbers would have
been the mystic pa
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02
DR.. SCUDDER BACK
FROM LONG TRIP

Reverend and Mrs. Doremus Scud-
cation trip to the States and were
greeted at the wharf, as soon as the
Korea came in, by a number of their
friends in this city. They have made
quite an extensive tour through the
| mainland and both have returned feel
| ing very much refreshed from the trip.
In speaking of their trip last night Dr.
Scudder said:
My wife and / left this city for
vacation, which was the first that T
have had for nearly six years, and en-
joyed ourselves very much. We went
East by way of the Canadian Pacific
and stopped over at many of the prin-
cipal points Of interest on the way.
When we reached Boston we had a lit
tie business to look after in connection
with the Hawaiian Board and then,
after visiting Wsoburn, where I was
formerly pastor of one of the local
churches, went to Seal Harbor, Maine
Seal Harbor is located on the is
land of Mount Desert, and is a very
quiet little place of great beauty. The
hills rise almost straight from the
ocean and, paths through the forests
to their tops are many and each varies |
from the other in the beauties which |
may be seen. We simply rested there
and enjoyed the change very mucn.
I'VE came back to Honolulu, how
ever. and as we came in this morning
We both agreed that there could be
no more beautiful sight than the city
as it lay stretched out before us, with
Its many colors and the fine back
ground of Punchbowl, Diamond Head /
and Tantalus. There is no place like
Honolulu.
I'VE have come back now to settle
once more into harness and are ready
Tor the work which is to be done, and
while 7 enjoyed every minute of the
rip I am very glad to be once more
back in Hawaii
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02
PRESIDENT
JOSEPH SMITH

CONTINUED from Page One)
that occasion to the office made vacant
on the death of his father. June q,
1874. In the address he made to the
church conference at that time, his at
titude was clearly defined, especially
relative 10 the Utah church and it's po-
lygamous doctrines and practises; and
from that uneompromising attitude he
has never receded. He said:
There is but one principle taught by
the leaders of any faction of this peo-
pie that I hold in utter adherence;
that is principle taught by Brigham
Young and those believing in him. /
have been told that my father taught
such doctrines. have never believed
TT and never can believe 1T. If such
things were done, then believe they
never were done by divine authority,
I believe my father was a good man,
and a good man never could have
promulgated such doctrines.
1T believe in the doctrines of honesty
and truth. The Bible contains such
doctrines, and so do the Book of Nor
mon and the Book of Covenants,
which are auxiliaries to the Bible.
II believe that we owe duties to our
country and to society, and are amen
able TO the laws of the land, and have
always considered it my duty to act
upon this principle; and 1 do say that
among the people where live have
as many good and true friends as
could desire among those Of any So
Getty
President Smith has. since May 1,
1865. aside from his other duties, been
connected with the editorial depart
ment of the church. organ, THE
Saints Herald; sometimes as sole
editor and sometimes associated with
others: in which capacity he has shown
much ability. For many years he was
a resident of the State of Iowa. but
,has recently taken up his residence at
independence, Missouri. He is a chose
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02

College
finding through the kind aid Professor H
institution.
$4,000 subsidy college,
schedule which until reaches $4,000
oasuppo subv whip TO
Al
the
thorough according methods
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02
New Goods
New Goods
New Goods
ANNUAL.
INVENTORY
We have finished taking our

and will at once begin opening the
many cases of Fall Goods that have
been arriving the past month.
Every department. viii soon be well
stocked with all that's new in their
several lines. Before the week is out,
there should be no reason why we can
not fill every want in our line of bust
ness.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02

The
greatest
temporary
the Honolulu chief the choice while absent his
implies a % qualifications
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02

Don't advertise merely to fill up yonr
space, let it pay you twice as much
as you pay for it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02

past
year, Secretary
o
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-02

Advertising pays the man who does
it judiciously;. it's the other fellow
who win tell you it does not.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses have been issued to
the following:
Clarence NJ. Patterson and Catherine r.
Pindle. both of Baltimore Md
hiram l.. Schell and Dotha L. Post
John w. Steele and Eliza beth +. Blum
mer.
Walter E. Barr and Grace |. Mallard.
William J. Wagner and Elizabeth Sui
livan.
richard I. Evans and Macy L. Leins
Leon NJ. Rose and Nellie A. Schmitt.
,, robert II. Gafney of Clifton. Va. and
Rosa simmons of this city
9oTheiluS Dorsey and Hattie Lowrey
rtopert Robinson and Mary Breedlove.
man Jordon and Lucinda Gillian
Elmer w. Holsinger and Nora Ieary both
of Edom, Va. 'o''
Joseph Thomas and Clara Taylor
roscoe Z. Diggs and Bertha E. Walton
both of Richmond, Va
wilson II. Miles and Sadie CARPENTER.
austin Sewall and Emma Thomas
Joseph r. Thornberg of this city and Mae
Z. Johnson of Fairfax, Va.
theodore Hodes Of Hudson, n. Y, and
Hattie NJ Jewett Of Lynn, Mass
John Belt and Louise Minor
John j. Croft and Katherine S Kuhn.
w: Booth Bowie of Collington, Nd, and
Marie l.. Williams of this city
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Deaths in the District

Deaths were reported to the health office
during the past twenty-four hours as fol-
lows:
Sarah Gibson, 6 years, 633 I street north
west
Bella Burns, AZ years, $50 9Th street
southeast
John II. Squire, SO years. Government
Hospital for the Insane.
Bastabel ]. Boswell | year 1447 South
Carolina avenue southeast.
Lewis Smith, u years, 1860 Q street
northwest
Carrie E. Berry SO wears So7 9Th street
northwest
Nancy Hurst, "a years, 1873 Hickman
street southeast.
Mrs. Shirley P. Boyd, % years Brook
land. d. c.
Bertha L. Kimball. % years, go North
Carolina avenue southeast.
Gideon Young, 81 years, 1892 Georgia
avenue southeast.
Infant of Raymond and Georgia H. Cal
Ian. 212 hours.
Susan Hoppe, 60 years, 1927 10Th street
northwest
Georgia Johnson, 80 years, 1916 91a street
northwest
John w. Colen. 40 years, Anacoscia. D. C.
William E. Handy. 40 years, 1923 18th
street northwest.
w. Miles. 81 years 1000 Columbia terrace
northwest.
Hesikiah Miller, 45 years, 18th and H
streets northeast.
Henry Saunders. 80 years, Crandall's
row
Florence Hall. 40 years. Government Hos
pital for the Insane.
Amanda p. Gowens A years, IA Har
ward street northwest.
John Hardy, 43 years, Dudley place
southwest.
Albert G. Mitchell 60 years, 1909 Meggs
street northeast.
Rebecca Brown, so years, 1880 9Th street
northwest.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24
Hotel Arrivals.

Arlington-R. L. Thomas Lexington, KY;
John w. Beach and Mrs. Beach, Brook
Ign. NJ Y: Francis Brown, New York. and
E. S Hines and Mrs Hines New Rochelle,
New York.
Raleigh-H w Shaw, New York; r. II.
Kelly, Boston; T. c. Taylor, Philadelphia
S. E. Barnes, New York.
Ebbitt-Chas. P. Powers, Boston; Irving
H Cole. Buffalo, N. Y; H. F. Bissell,
Baltimore; w. F. Frederick, Uniontown,
Pa; C. P. auckland and Mrs. auckland,
New York,
New Wilard-William Price. Boston: r.
R. Sloan and Mrs. Sloan, New York; c. T
Bush and Mrs. Bush, New York; w. F.
Egan, New York.
Shoreham-H. D. Hunt and Mrs Hunt, St.
Louis; ]. NJ Barclay, New York; w. H.
Spencer, Montreal Miss Moran, New York.
Riggs House-Chas. F. Rideal, New York;
VIM. H. Holloway, New York city, ]. ].
speight. Eufaula, Ala; Harold Hopewell,
Terre Haute. Ind; c. A. Frank Johnstown;
c. o. Sprinkle. New York; Chas. w.
Emery. Philadelphia; A. c. Harvey, Phil
adelpha; w w. King, Philadelphia; w. H.
Whiteley, Philadelphia; Mrs. J. c. Yer
milye. New York city; Willis l.. Overdeer,
Wilmington, Del; Benz F. Shaw. Whining
ton Del; Mrs. j. w. Frederick, Minnesota;
Charles w. Frederick, Minnesota.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24
Plans of True Reformers.

The various fountains of the Washing
ton Division of True Reformers have re-
ceived instructions from w. r. Griffin,
chief of the division, to commence work
for Rosebud Nursery day for the o. F. H..
which is the general Juvenile convention
of the G. U. o. of I. r. Each fountain is
to name committees to work with the fol-
lowing grand committee, named by the
principal division: Philip Gaines, V. F.
Winslow. j. w. Branson, L. B. Williams.
nj. NJ. Peace Minnie A. Lucas, r. N.
Lumkins, Sarah F. Lewis. Mrs. M. E. Fen
nell, secretary, and w. r. Griffin. Chief
ex-oficio chairman. Mrs. Rosa Thomp-
son of Philadelphia, Pa, national rosebud
lecturer will be in charge of the conven-
ton. series of public meetings has been
arranged by the committee to secure 1000
local children in the juvenile order to
participate in the convention. The first
of the series was held at Taylor's Church,
Garfield. D. c., last Sunday, and the others
are as follows: Union meeting, Metropoli-
tan Baptist Church, r street between 18th
and 18th streetA 7:a0 Pm, April %. SER
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24
Births Reported.

Birth were reported to the health office
during the past twenty-four hours as fol-
lows:
Joseph G. and Bowie G. Blount, April 81
1907, female.
Harold S. and Nina l.. Cowsill, April IL
1907, female
John R. and Eleanor c. English, April a.
1907, male.
Charles and May Eckert, April IL, 1907
female
Hugh and Evelyne Hollis, April II, 1907
male.
John and Lizzie Hartung, April 16, 1907,
male.
Harry T. and Gertrude Harding, April o.
1907, male
George ]. and Mabel w. Hesselman, April
Is, 1907. male
Henry G. and Minnie ]. Klinge. April %.
1907, male.
Peter and Marie McGraw, April IS, 1907.
male. sa,ss7. ,21ses-z..4s ssssslss-.-l
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Ben Greet Players.

AS there are no boxes available a pres
ent in Continental Hall when scenery is re-
quired, groups of seats have been taken in
stead by Mrs. Hubbard. Mrs. Parrish, Mrs.
Stanley Matthews, Mrs. Duncan Phillips,
Mrs Janin, Mrs Rives, Mrs Edison Brad
ley, Mr.. Charles Henry Butler and Mr. J.
William Henry for the production of
"Everyman" by the Ben Greet players
Monday evening, April 20.
Among others wno have taken seats are
Mrs Bryce, Mrs. lrlan, Mrs Brewer,
Mrs. Bonaparte, Mrs. Garfield, Mrs. Frank
lin Bell, Mrs. Fredk. Innes Allen, Mrs.
Richard Butler, Mrs Glover, Mrs. Daven-
port, Mrs. Eustis, Mrs. Gillespie, Mrs.
Hennen Jennings, Mrs. James NJ. Johnston,
Mrs. Mcfarland, Mrs Mcguire, Mrs. Dun
can McKim, Mrs. Oliver, Mrs. Thomas Nell
son Page, Mrs. Pinchot and Mrs. Walcott.
The performance will be given for the
Prisoners Aid and City Missionary work,
both of which organizations are working
for the public good.
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1907, male.
Richard s. and Ruth E. Reed, April 10,
1907, male.
Peter and Mary Rotherenbueeher, April
49, 1907, male.
Eugene E. and Gertrude NJ Stevens.
April II, 1907. male.
H. ]. and lima L. Turner, April 13,
1907, male.
Frederick I. and Julia A. Van Anden.
April II. 1907. female
Benz. and Gertrude Smith, April p, 1907
male.
Cornelius and Susie Jordon, April 10, 1897.
male.
Richard and Pinkey Leonard, April 2O
1907, female.
Rants J. and Marion A. Sellers, April Il,
1907. female
Robert and Hannah Spangler, April II,
1907, male.
George E. and Thresa E. Washington.
April ~, 1907, female
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

mon by NJ. w. ID. Norman: Macedonia
Baptist Church. Anacostia, May ). 2:30
pm. sermon by Mr.. Porter; Asbury NJ E.
Church. May II. at 7:3o pm, sermon by
Mr.. NJ. w. Clair: Cosmopolitan Baptist
Church, o street northwest, Sunday. May
~, $50 m, sermon by Mr. Drew; union
meeting of past officers, council and rose
bud board at True Reformers Hall to init
late members from the various fountains
at noon, April 80. and May 16. Sunday,
June 30, will be rally day for the O. +. H,
with soc men in line of march. Deputy
Genera! J. T. Carpenter OF Philadelphia.
"a, Will be in charge and Chief Hunter of
Pittsburg, Pa, will be present
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24
Musicale at Confederate Hall.

Arrangements have been made for a
musicale to be given by ST. Michael and All
Angels committee for the benefit of the
Episcopal Eye, Ear and Throat Hospital
tomorrow evening at 8 o'clock. at the Con-
federate Veterans Hall, 141O H street. Mrs.
c. H. Jones, Mrs. Phelps, Miss Aylmer,
Miss Miller, Miss Polkinhorn, Miss Bern
heimer, Mr.. C. w. Garlock Mr.. C. G. har-
riss, Mr.. T. Cronin, Mrs. Byram and Mrs.
Mckee, as accompanist, and the Woodley
Mandolin and Banjo Club will have part in
the program.
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Pocahontas Memorial Fund.

Tonight at the Belasco Theater, Gilbert &
Sullivan's ever popular opera "Pinafore,"
will be given by the Washington Opera
Club. Some Of our best-known singers
are in the cast, and are backed by a large
chorus. An exceptional performance is ex-
pected. All members of the Pocahontas
Association, as we'll as D. A. R., many Of
whom are members of the Pocahontas AS
ISOLATION, will be present.
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Alleged Breach of Promise.

Alleging that George Glass failed to keep
a promise to marry her, Anna Johnson
yesterday filed suit to recover $4,000 dam
ages. The plaintiff, through Attorney VIII
liam II. Fowle, says Mr.. Glass promised
to marry her last September, and again
this spring, but has not redeemed his
promise. She is still single, she declares,
because of her confidence in the defendant
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

Edward Bradley, who was arrested in
connection with the assault upon Mrs. Rose
Porter, near Sheridan Circle, last Saturday
night, was released from the tenth precinct
station yesterday afternoon.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

Dr. Percival Lantz of Alaska w Va,
has been appointed delegate from West
virginia to the meeting OF the American
Anti-Tuberculosis League. in Atlantic CIty.
June / to 4.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

Mrs. Marian Longfellow ODonoghue
who is at the Dewey. will be glad to see
her friends. informally, Friday, April 26,
from s to 10 pm.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

Mrs. Dolph, widow of Senator Dolph Of
Oregon who has been visiting friends in
the suburbs. will leave tonight for New
York and will sail Saturday for England.
She will make an indefinite stay with her
daughter, Mrs. Lewis Walker Thornton, in
London, and expects her elder daughter
Mrs. Nixon of Portland. to join her next
fall abroad, if the health of the latter will
hermit
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

A quiet wedding took place at the resi-
dence of Rev. Walter F. Smith, pastor of
Whitney Avenue Memorial Christian
Church, Wednesday afternoon at 2 o'clock,
Rev. Smith officiating. the contracting par
ties being Miss Dotha l.. Post and Mr.. H.
l.. Schell After April % they will reside
at the Solano, 1888 Euclid street, where
they will be pleased to see their friends
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

Mr.. H. P. Suman, with his family, i
visiting his sister, Miss B. Suman, 1913
Massa chusetts avenue northwest, wher
she will be pleased to have his friend
call.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

The Washington Vingt-Cinqs held their
monthly public meeting at the residence of
Miss q. l.. Pattee last Saturday evening
Mr.. Barsamian opened the meeting with a
few appropriate remarks, which were fol-
lowed by a well-executed piano solo by
Miss Ethel Pattee. DR.. NJ. NJ Dolmage
read an interesting paper on Armenian
poetry and recited several beautiful trans
lations of rich oriental poems, and one in
the original language. Miss Emerson and
Mr.. Geo kehoe rendered three piano and
vocal duets. and there were recitations by
Miss Fannie 1sham. After refres hments
the Vingt-Cinqs adjourned
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-04-24

Miss Malvine Woog has as her guest her
cousin. Miss Fanny L. Sicher of New York
and will be pleased to see their friends
Cañon City record., 1907-09-05
SAYS THAT UNCLE SAM IS
PREPARING FOR TROUBLE

Colorado Springs, Aug. 29.-Accord-
ing to c. E. Tuck, editO: and author, of
Seattle, Wash, who is the guest of rel
atives, Mr.. and Mrs. e. L. Tuck, of
Colorado City, the United States gov
ernment is making extensive arrange
ments in the northwest in order to be
prepared for war with Japan. which Is
regarded as not an improbable thing
by residents Of the Pacific coast, who
have observed critically the recent
trend of events.
During the past three months many
naval and army officers have visited
Seattle and vicinity. inspecting the
numerous forts along the entire coast;
army engineers are making what are
known as progressive war maps" of
the states bordering the Pacific and
the national guards of those states
were recently ordered to become IA
miliar with the forts and coast de-
fense guns. A number of cabinet Of
ficials are going to the coast, many of
them have already paid visits there.
and Secretary Taft is now on his way
to Seattle. There is great activity at
the navy yards at Bremerton, which is
believed tc be the harbor selected for
the basis of the battleship squadron Or
dered to the coast this fall.
While these high officials say that
no war is expected, yet 1t is evident
they intend to place the country on
war basis in case OF an emergency"
said Mr.. Tuck.
He says Japan cares but little for
the trouble the Orientals in Cali
fornia, merely desiring to make that
an excuse to arouse the patriotism of
her subjects at home, the desire of the
Mikado being to get control of the Phil
ippines and the commercial supremacy
in the Pacific.
Seattle has always been friendly to
the Japanese, and as result, that city
is fast gaining the trade of that coun-
try, formerly conducted with San
Francisco. The trade of the Orient, ad-
ded to that of Alaska, is making Sc
attic one of the great cities Of Ameri-
ca, and it is fast becoming the most
important on the Pacific coast
Cañon City record., 1907-09-05
MURDERER MUST SERVE
THIRTY.FIyE YEARS

Cheyenne, Wyo., Sept. 2.-Ray H.
Presler, the former Ault, Colo, young
man convicted of murder in the sec
ond degree, for the killing of Police
man C. H. Edwards, In this city year
ago, was sentenced to serve thirty-five
years in the penitentiary for his crime
Saturday morning by Judge r. N. Mat
son of the district court
Presler became involved in quar-
rel with man in saloon here. He
ran out Of the place and started up
an alley, followed by Officer Edwards.
When Edwards caught Presler the lat
ter stabbed him, inflicting a fatal
wound. Presler claimed at the trial
that he was intoxicated and thought
1t was Anderson who was following
him.
His attorneys say his case will be
appealed to the supreme court. Pres
Ter is 81 years of age.
Cañon City record., 1907-09-05
JEFFRIEs FIGHTING INSTINCT
INHERITED FROM MOTHER

Kansas City, Aug. 30.-A tall, broad
shouldered man, heavily bearded and
wearing long curly hair stood on the
Union depot platform waiting for a
Santa Fe train. A long, black alpaca
coat, black fedora hat, and a collar
which buttoned in the back of his neck
gave the man a decided clerical ap-
pearance. His name is the Rev. N. G.
Jeffries. and he Is the father of James
J. Jeffries, champion heavyweight
pugilist OF the world.
Mr.. Jeffries Is a preacher and Is re-
turning to his home in Los Angeles
from a trip around the world.
This is the third trip have made
around the world" he said Twenty
one times across the Rockies and
three times around the world-that's
not such a bad record, is It? Pretty
near as good as Jim's. Ell. But Jim
he's fighter and I'm preacher.
Somewhat OF contrast in father and
son, isn't it? Say! of that boy had
fought as hard for the Lord as he has
for the dollars wouldn't he be a.
"Oh, yes. He's a good boy all right,
is Jim, but he never got his fighting
propensities from me. He got that
from his mother. She approved of It
as long as he won and she always
made him understand that IL he didn't
win he need not come home after the
fight.
I've got three other boys" said Mr..
Jeffries, Jack, Tom and Will, but none
of them Ii the fighter that Jim is. No.
they are not preachers either Mrs.
Cañon City record., 1907-09-05
LET CONTRACT FOR DEL
NORTE FISH HATCHERY

Denver, Aug. 30.-The contract for
constructing the Del Norte fish hatch
cry will be let September 6, and it is
probable that it will be awarded to a
contractor either at Del Norte or
Monte Vista. The legislature appro-
priated $4,000 for this purpose.
Three sites are under consideration,
each desirable. The site is to cost $500.
State Game and Fish Commissioner
Farr hopes to have the hatchery COM
pleted by the last of October.
Farr, accompanied by his wife, have
returned from Yellowstone Park,
where the National Association of
Game and Fish Commissioners has
been in session at Mammoth hot
Springs.
Cañon City record., 1907-09-05
STREET TALK.

After q man becomes DID," says
Joe Allen, "it Is easy to be good"
Ever notice how a women lowers
ask favor?
The average town is never as unsat-
isfactory as when providing entertain
ment for loafer.
Put a ring In your nose, and wo-
man will not notice 1t II she has her
children with her.
About the only thing that can be
said in favor OF store teeth is that
they are better than none.
Mention a kin quarrel and every
one present, men or women, old or
young, will sit up and listen.
How the roosters are catching It
now! Wherever you go these days. you
have fried rooster to eat
What has became OF the old-fash-
ioned woman who wiped her nose on
the under side of her apron?
A man who tries to work up popu-
larity nearly always winds up loser.
as readily as he takes your time.
Two boys were quarreling today,
when one OF them said: You know
it all: that's the reason I don't know
anything"
Nothing impresses a man more,
when he looks back into the past.
than the Stiffness of the things he
once cried for.
II you hand man a lemon, be a
Samaritan instead OF a knocker. by
handing him sugar and ice water
with 1t.
The average war cloud doesn't