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RAILROADS.
SOUTHERN RAllWAV,


n. B.-Following schedule figures published only
as Information, and are not guaranteed.
200 a.m-Danville and way stations.
s1:35 a.m.-Harrisonburg and way stations.
900 a.m.-SleepeIs and coaches to Atlanta and
New Orleans. Dining car. :,
'll:OO a.m.-Sleepers and coaches to Columbia,
Savannah and Jacksonville. Dining car.
,2:oo p.m:-Sleepers and coaches to Atlanta and
Columbus. Ga. Sunset Route Tourist sleeper 10
San Francisco tri-weekly.
f4;Ol p.m--Harrisonburg and way stations.
- 80 p.m.-Charlottesville. Warrenton and way
stations.
1915 p.m.-Southerns Palm Limited solid Pull.
man TO Aiken. Augusta, Savannah Jacksonville
and st Augustine, sleeper biweekly to Charleston.
$50 pm.-Sleepers and coaches to Charlotte,
Columbia and Augusta. Sleepers week days to
Pinehurst. Dining car
oi5 p.m.-Sleepers and coaches tvia Lynchburs
ana Bristol TO Chattanooga. Memphis and New
.11:oo p.m.-New York and New Orleans Ltd,
solid Pullman to Asheville Atlanta Birmingham
aud New Orleans. Club and observation cars.
Dining
Note: daily; week days.
Through trains from the south arrive Washington
f:3o, s:i5 and 90o am, 2:30. So, S:45, IL 80
and IL AZ pm. daily. and 1918 am. except Mon.
days. Local trains from Harrisonburg, II :55 am
week days and go pm. daily; from Charlottes.
vile. SIG am daily.
Frequent trains TO and from Buemont
Ticket offices. 105 18th ST., 5lI Pa. ave. and
Pennsylvania station.
C.H.ACKERT.v. IG.M. sH.BARDwICK. PIN
W. H. TAYLOE G.P.A L. S. BROWN g. a
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WASHINGTON AND POTOMAC STEAMBOAT co
Ipal

WASHINGTON AND POTOMAC STEAMBOAT co.
tRandal Line).
STEAMERS FOR POTOMAC RIVER LANDINGS.
Monday and Saturday at am. for river land
ings and landings in Port Tobacco. Maddox and
Nomini creeks and the Wicomico river.
Wednesdays at pm. for river landings and
NOmini and Lower Macbcdoc creeks Returning
steamer arrives In Washington Tuesday and Sun
day about pm and Friday about am.
Steamer for Glymont and intermediate landings
at am. daily. except Sunday. Returning, ar
rive in Washington about pm.
Schedules subject to change without notice.
Schedules subject TO tide and weather. no13-tf
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POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.

lines, It, 80c. st. sl.20. l VIZ, s2.52 mo-. $40.
COMMENCING JANUARY /. 1907. THE STEAM
of the MARYLAND, DELAWARE AND -VIR-
GINA RAILWAY co. will make trip weekly
between Washington and Baltimore. weather per-
hitting. leaving Washington every Thursday at
pm. for river landings and Baltimore, arriving
in Baltimore early Saturday morning Leaves
Baltimore every Saturday at 5 pm. for river
landings far up Leonardtown returning,
leaves Leonardtown at am. Monday and ar
rives in Baltimore early Tuesday morning.
Leaves Baltimore at pm Tuesday for river
landings and Washington, arriving in Washington
early Thursday morning.
STEPHENSON & BRO, Agents.
Telephone Main 145 Ith st. wharf.
T. MURDOCH. Gen. Frt. and Pass. Agent.
de3l Baltimore, Nd.
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Baltimore and Ohio r. r.

Baltimore and Ohio r. r.
LEAVE STATION, New Jersey and st.
livery OTHER HOUR on THE ODD HOUR"
y TQ p 4rtA1 ,an AS II NEW YORK;
1900 am. Buffet. Parlor. sin. Train.
ti1.o0 am. Diner and Pullman psrlor Car.
az. 40 Pun Diner .h and Pullman Pasl0s Car.
t4.0o pm. Coaches to Phiiadelpba.
. 800 pm Diner and Pullman SlMa parlor.
30 pm. Sleepers.
'2.57 am. Sieepers.
AT.STlo CITY. t7.oo. 900. ti1.oo an.
' Every HOUR on THE HOUR
~0eh da1 70 ii9S FIN; f 500 D;m-'
Week days. Isl, 500, $50, TOO, 7.2o $780, $50,
So soo 500 SS 800 4o sm 445 500 nG Sos sc
eoe. $50, 100. 500 sso 1000. 1875. $780, II IS
.a iIs 800 $50 So sos. ' $50. 1883 sso 49, g.
1000 1885, ii-'o w li;aS P;Ri
CHICAGO NORTHWEST. 'I.22 pm. $50
WSUNNATI, ST. LOUIS and LOUISVILLE.
clTNsh1aHSb Sid PM PM oo sT s
IiNoHEsTkR. s,ss Am AN. tso5 e4 fsoo pm.
ASSAPotlS. week days. $50 m, 1905 noon
A.D and GEO pm. Sundays. $50 am and $50
LURAY AND ELKTON. s4a5 pm.
fkEDERick. tssS, D-i1.sm.. $780, taos
HAGERsTOwN. tS.3J a.n:. aud 1900 pm
BOYD and way points. rs 25. sc.I5 am, Sk30
taco. f5.35, slo15. flf.30 pm
.s ssS ts SIC va 'i fs. 3ssS. .i
WASHINGTON JUNCTION ami way points,
tS.aJ. so.15 Am. $3.50. 1900. 1876 pm.
iy a :; s.s SS.da :: aas sS only
rates OF fare ETC.. WIN be quickly furnished ~
TELEPHONE at all Of the Following Ticket Of
Psnnsyi-ania ave-. Telephone Main 27s. Station.
Now Jersey ave. and o st.-Ttcket Once. Tele-
phase AaSe 81. IntsgnAttn Bureau. East IA
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can art. The market unquestienably is i'm
proving. Two of the leading dealers are
now handling exclusively American works,
and in many OF the other galleries they are
now quite commonly to be found. And
what is more, they command pair price, a
price which would have been thought even
fabulous few years ago. Nearly S25 900
worth of paintings were purchased from
the recent exhibition of the National Acad-
envy. AT least ten of the canvases disposed
of through this channel brought over 81 GOO
apiece, and, still better, those which were
procured were among the best. Men and
women of means who a few years ago
were purchasing only foreign works, are
beginning to collect American paintings
and though there is still much to be desired
in the way Of judicious patronage, start
has been made in the right direction, and
the outlook Is more promising.
Washington Artists in New York
There are quite a number of the WASH
ington artists here this winter-Mr. H.
Hobart Nichols, Miss Juliet Thompson,
Miss Clara HILL Mr.. Everett Warner, Mr.
George Z. Senseney, Miss Marguerite
Downing, and Miss Katherine Chipman-all
of whom even among Gotham's many, are
securing recognition. Mr.. Nichols has some
exceedingly interesting work on hand, and
is especially busy at present preparing for
exhibitions, both here and in Washington.
Miss Thompson Is both working individually
and teaching, and she, by the way, is rep
resented in the travelling exhibition W .ch,
under the direction of the American Art
News Company, is making the circuit of
southern cities this winter. Mr.. Senseney is
conducting classes in color etching at the
Art Students League, and Miss Hill is
modelling small bronzes, figures, little por-
traits and art objects of utility. L. NJ. =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-02-01

II you want work read the want columns
Of The Star.
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HamDurg=American Line.

Twin Screw Passenger Service.
HERB0uRG-HAMBURG. .,
pennsylvania Feb. 9fWaldersee. Feb. Is
America (new).. Feb. 10 Batavia. MAR.
tOmits Cherbourg. Hamburg direct.
Mediterranean Service.
TO Observation-Disclosures
Hamburg Feb 10 Hamburg. May y
3omanic. Mar. 'Motke. May ~
Hamburg March 20 Hamburg. June II
QIoltke. ........ Apr. 23i'Moltke. July
HAS Grill Room and Gymnasium.
Egypt Express Service.
THE splendid Twin screw 8. 8. OCEANA
sails every Wednesday between
NAPLES AND ALEXANDRIA.
% DAYS BY g.
West Indies Z S.! SS0 J. is
TOURIST BUREAU.
r. r. Tickets. hotel accommoda tons and general
Information about foreign travel.
Travellers Checks. Good All Over the World.
Neutrality-suspicious. LINE. 81 B'WAY. N. !.
e. F. DROOP & SONS. 925 Pa. ave.
SEQ So. m. Wifi
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SeabOard Air Lime Railway

TICKET OFFICE, 1z21 PENNA. AVE.
For Petersburg, Raleigh. Wilmington, Columbia.
Savannah Jacksonville, st. Augustine. Tampa, At
lansa. Birmingham. Memphis, Mobile, Pensacola
and New Orleans.
Notice.-These arrivals and departures, well
as time and connections with other companies, are
given only as information and not guar, :teed.
1850 AN: DAl1.Y-Seaboard Mail. Through
coaches and Pullman Sleepers to Jacksonville, Fla,
also through Paror Car Washington to Pinehurst.
N. c. Dnngs Cars.
6:25 Pm. DAILY-Seabboard Florida Limited.
Solid Electric-lighted Pullman Train to Camden
Columbia. Savannah. Jacksonville and st. Angus
tine. Dining Cars.
7:2S Pm DAIIY-Seaboard Express. Solid train
With Pullman Sleepers to Jacksonville and Tampa.
Through Sleeper to Atlanta, Birmingham and Mem
phis. Daily, except Sunday. Through Sleeper to
Pinehurst, N. O. Dining Cars.
r. H. STANSELL,
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Chesapeake &OhiO RailWav

SCHEDULE IN EFFECT NOVEMBER Is, 1906
200 P.M.-OLD DOMINION EXPRESS, week
days-Stops at principal points in virginia
vestibule train; standard coaches; paror car
to Clifton Forge with connection for Virginia
Hot Springs. Pullman sleepers Clifton Forge
to Louisville, Cincinnati, indianapolis, st.
Louis and Chicago; buffet service from Gordons-
willie.
4:30 P.M.-NEW C. & o. LIMITED, daily-Fast
new vestibule train: stops only at Gordonsville
Charlottesville Staunton, Clifton Forge and
Covington. Va; Ronceverte and Hinton, W.
Va. Pullman sleepers to Lexington, Louisville,
Cincinnati. indianapolis. st. Louis and Chicago.
Dining cars, a la carte service One night out.
lilo PM. F. V. LIMITED, daly-Sold yes
tibule train. Pullman sleepers to Cincinnati.
Lexington and Louisville. Compartment sleep
ing car to Virginia Hot Springs week days.
Dining cars: la carte service. Sleepers Gin
cfnnatf to Chicago and St. Louis and Louisville
to Memphis. Nashville and southwest.
reservations and tickets at Chesapeake and Ohio
Onices; 5lS PENNSYLVANIA avenue: 500 14th street,
near F. and Sixth Street Station. Telephone Main
$3.50 for Pennsylvania r. r. Cab Service and Main
1O66 for c. & o. Ticket Office.
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NORTH GERMAN LLOYD.

NORTH GERMAN LLOYD.
Fast Express Service.
PLYMOUTH-CHERBOUR G-BREMEN.
X. wmII Feb IL, 6 AM Kronprinz. Mar. 26. pm
Kronprinz Feb. 20, 8 am Kaiser. Apr. 2, 10 am
Kaiser. Mar. 5, 10 am X. VIM. III. Apr. 8. pm
Kwm.H Mar. IL, 5:3Oam Kronprinz. Apr %. noon
Twin-Screw Passenger Service.
BREMEN DIRECT AT 10 AN.
Cassel. ..........F Feb. Ii Seydlitz. Mar 10
Main. .......... Feb. q iCassel Mar. %
Rhein. .........>. Mar. 1'kurfuerst. Apr. 4
Hanover. ..... Mar. 14lMain. Apr. IL
Calls at Plymouth and Cherbourg.
Mediterranean Service.
R-NAPLES-GENOA AT II AN.
K. Luise ...... Feb. 9'Neckar. Mar. 10
K Albert . Feb. % K Luise ..... Mar %
Friedrich. Mar. X. Albert. ..... Apr 9
z. Irene. Mar. Friedrich ...... Apr. IL
SOmits Genoa.
From Bremen Piers, Sd and 4th SITS. Hoboken
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD TRAVELLERS CHECKS
GOOD ALL OVER THE WORLD.
OELRICHS CO.. NO. BROADWAY, N. T..
Z. +. DRO0P SONS CO., OPS PENNA. AVE.
fe3 8. IN tn, th&f312t
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OCEAN TRAVEL.

OCEAN TRAVEL.
FRENCH LINE.
CoMPAGNIE GENERALE TRANSATLANT1QUE.
Direct Line to Hayre--Paris (France).
Sailing every Thursday at 10 am.
From Pier No. AZ. North River. foot Morton st, NY
La Rretagne. Feb ia Provence. Feb. Is
sLa Savoie 800. Feb IA La Bretagne. Mar.
La Gascogne. =. Feb. 81 la Savoie. Mar. IA
sTwin-sCrew steamers.
mil ~
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Some German Paintings.
American Art Appreciated.

There Is decided movement toward the
patronage and better appreciation Of Ameri-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-02-01

THE PEOPLE WHO BUILT BLOONINGDAfa
e.e@pie hou;ss heated Not OPEN sfter dart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-05-16
Rhine Wine Made of Drugs.

Lovers of Rhine wine and Moselle
will be shocked to learn of the trial
of wine dealer named Kern, in Ger
many. He was convicted of having
sold $4,000 gallons of fine Rhine wine,
which he had made artificially with
the help of chemical substances with
out using a siagle drop of real wine
He was heavily fined.
One of the witnesses for the prose
cution was a chemical expert who tes-
tilted that to his knowledge a dealer
in drugs had sold, within seven years,
800 tons of glycerin, 120 tons of tar
taric acid, ten tons of potash and IL
tors of citric acid to Rhine and Mo-
selle wine dealers.
According to another German gov
eminent detective another dealer in
chemicals had furnished every year
267 German wine merchants with
drugs intended for the production of
fake wines. Nearly every year more
than 100 wine dealers are sentenced
for selling "doctored" wine, and only
last year 655,O00 liters of wine were
destroyed by government inspectors
because OF poisoning chemicals.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-05-16
CHANGE IN FOOD
Works Wonders in Health.

It is worth knowing that a change
in food can cure dyspepsia. Il deem
it my duty to let you know how Grape
Nuts food has cured me of indigestion.
81 had been troubled with it for
years, until last year my doctor rec
commended Grape-Nuts food to be used
every morning. I followed instruc-
tions and now am entirely WE'LL
1.-THE whole family like Grape-Nuts,
we use four packages a week. You
are welcome to use this testimonial as
you see fit"
The reason this lady was helped by
the use of Grape-Nuts food, is that it
is predigested by natural processes
and therefore does not tax stomach
as the food she had been using; it also
contains the elements required for
building up the nervous system. II
that part of the human body is in per-
feet working order, there can be no
dyspepsia, for nervous energy repre-
sents the steam that drives the en-
CINE.
When the nervous system is run
down, the machinery of the body
works badly. Grape-Nuts food can be
used by small children as well as
adults. 1t is perfectly cooked and
ready for instant use.
Read, "The Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs. There's a Reason"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-05-16
RABYs ECZEMA GREW WORSE.
Hospitals and Doctors Could Not Re-
lieve Him-But Cuticura Remedies
a Speedy, Permanent Cure.

Eczema appeared when our baby
was three months old. We applied to
several doctors and hospitals, each of
which gave us something different
every time, but nothing brought relief.
At last, one of our friends recommend
ed to us Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment. A few days afterwards i'm
provement could be noted. Since then
we have used nothing but Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment, and now
the baby is six months. old and is quite
cured. All>that we used was one cake
of Cuticura Soap and two boxes Cuti-
cura Ointment, costing in all SIPS. c.
F. Kara, 343 East 65th Street, New
York, March 80, 1906"
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Penalties Of EATING,

A Washington physician one morn
ing was summoned by patient whose
eccentricities of diet had required
calling him many times before: but on
this occasion the patient was unusu-
ally frank about the cause of his trou-
BILE.
ITS my own fault, doctor" came
from him in lugubrious tones. "Ex-
perience teaches one what he can eat
and what he can't eat. Last night 1
ate three cucumbers, few radishes,
saucerful of strawberries, and
drank glass Of ice water Then l
went to bed. However, I've learned
one thing: a man has no right to drink
ice water just before retiring. Sun
day Magazine.
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LA LUNE
By z. II. Lancaster
Copyright, by Daily story Pub. Coz

Ask Isabelle! The answer jumped at
him from the pages of the spelling
book and shook him until his breath
came in gulps, but by the time school
was dismissed Isidore knew it. Knew,
yes, that a man will go farther Cor
vengeance than he would dare to go
for love. And his stride was steady
and his voice was firm when he over
took Isabelle as she came from the
store that evening.
81 wish to know what tbs teachers
been tell you bout me- he de-
manded.
Isabelle lifted her head and her eyes
blazed
Been tell'?" she uttered
yes he insisted. What 'tis?"
Isabelle recovered herself with still
disdain.
She amt been tell me noting" she
said coldly, and stepped into the grass
to pass him.
Isidore was before her.
Den how it's you know?" ae de-.
manded doggedly.
.Isabelles anger blazed again
Know" she repeated. Maybe It's
you t'ink I can't see! HAP"
Seer" Isidore questioned See?
Mais what It's you see den?''
The beauty looked him over with
burning eyes
What It's I see? VOLTA, what It's
see! l see you yesterday when you
give teacher ring
"Ring!" Isidore repeated blankly.
"Ring!" Then the joy of it came to
him and he assumed serenity.
Il gave teacher ring yesterday, yes,
mails twas her ring"
Isabelle's shoulders lifted.
YES" she Knocked, Il reckon, me,
tbs her ring now and" Something
too strong for her broke off Isabelle's
polite speech. Isidore's serenity fled
from him.
mon, non!" he cried '"Twas her
ring. She drop it on ground-me, !
pick it give it to her. Mais oui!
She was show me what it's make
moon come up. And she drop it on
ground. Mais oui. Twas like dis. ]
meet teacher come from school and
| ask her, me, What tbs make moon
| come up?' And she show me how it's.
Voici! Teacher have her watch, but
| me, | amt got watch, / take your
hand. And we say like dis. Your hand
is earth where we live and dis ring
Isidore drew forth a silver one bought
a year ago when his hopes were high
and dis ring will be like de moon.
And she go round and round de earth
l-Comme-ca? Teacher say moon go
SO fast she can't fall down on earth,
mais dis moon, she don't go so fast
like das. Voici, ellie la tombe de sur
votre doigt.'
And the ring was on Tsabelle's slim
brown finger, shining softly there in
the failing light Isabelle looked at II
and Isidore looked at her, and softly
through the woods there came reach.
| ing to them mystical beams of magic
| beauty that touched their bent heads
with tenderness and lay like a prom
Use of peace on the locked young
| hands. Isabelle drew a breath.
VOLTA" she whispered, la lune'
Isidore did not look round.
YES" he said, "she come up, mais
did moon"-he kissed the ring shyly
-"dis moon, she stay STILL
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-05-16
THOUGHT HE WAS WANTED.
swede Returned According to Instruc-
tons on Envelope.

Christ Nelson, having been in this
country only few weeks, was slow in
learning American customs, and espe-
cially the inscriptions on envelopes.
One of his first acts after landing in
Oregon was to take out naturalization
papers. On the corner of the envelope,
in which we're contained the docu-
ments that made him an American
citizen, were the words: Return in
five days"
oval, l be har,' he said yesterday
as he shuffled up to the counter in the
county clerks Office and spoke to Dep
uty Prasp.
What do you want?" asked that Of
fetal, carefully noting the embarrassed
flush on the Swede's face.
oval it say on this har envelope
return in five days and time be up
to-day, so ban come round"
When assured that nobody wanted
him, he turned with surprise and
walked sadly away, not certain
whether he was naturalized or not
Portland Oregonian.
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STOMACH ON STRIKE
SUCCESSFUL TONIC TREATME EMF
FOR INDIGESTION.
Br. Williams Pink Pills Cured This
Woman and Rave Cured Many
Hundreds of Other Gases of

gr. NslliIannS Ftnk THIS SUEeu bukS
Woman and Rave Cured Many
Hundreds of Other Gases Of
Common Ailments
Loss of appetite, coated tongue, bad
taste in the mouth, heavy dull headache
and dull, sluggish feeling these are
the symptoms of stomach trouble. They
indicate that the stomach is on a strike;
that it is no longer furnishing to the
blood the full quota of nOurishment that
the body demands, hence every organ
suffers.
There are two methods of treatment,
the old one by which the stomach is
humored by the use of predigested foods
and artificial ferments, and the new one
by which the stomach is toned up to do
the work which nature intended of it.
A recent cure by the tonic treatment is
that of Mrs. Mary Stackpole, of 81
Liberty street, Lowell, Mass. She says:
II suffered constantly for years from
stomach trouble and terrible backaches
and was confined to my bed the greater
part of three years. / was under the
care of our family physician most of the
time, but did not seem to get better.
81 was completely rundown and was
not able to do my work about the house.
My blood was impure and my complex
ion pale. 1 suffered from flashes of
heat, followed suddenly by chills [
had awful headaches, which lasted from
three to four days. could get but little
rest at night, as my sleep was broken
and fitful. AS a result l lost several
pounds in weight and became very ner-
vous.
81 was in a wretched condition when
heard about DIR. Williams Pink Pills.
started to take the pills at once and
began to gain in weight and health. I
was encouraged by this to keep on until
I was cured. My friends and neighbors
often remark what a changed woman
am and l owe it all to DR.. Williams
Pink Pills"
These wonderful pills are useful in a
wide range of diseases such as an@mia,
rheumatism, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous
headaches, and even locomotor ataxia
and partial paralysis.
The great value of DIR. Williams Pink
Pills lies in the fact that they actually
make new blood and this carries health
and strength to every portion of tho
body. The stomach is toned up, tho
nerves are strengthened, every organ is
stimulated to do its work
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists, or sent, postpaid, on receipt
of price, so cents per box, six boxes for
$3.50, by the DR.. Williams Medicine
Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-05-16
Cannon May Break Record.

OF the congressman who have
served since the foundation of this
government, more than 10000 individ-
uals, only "a have served 20 years or
more. The longest service was that
of John H. Ketcham, of New York,
who served 33 years, and was mem
Der when he died. Mr.. Cannon, who
comes next, has served 80 years.
Since he is elected to the next con.
gress he will, if he lives to the end Of
his term, take the first place in the
list of veteTans.-Youth's Companion.
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WHAT MADE HIM DOUBTFUL.
Size of Commuters Hat Caused Ac-
quaintance to Worry.

A commuters on the D., L. & w. re-
marked to a friend the other morning,
as they came into the city:
Hawkins, of Stamford, is going to
move into that new house next door
to me. know him very slightly, and
I understand that you know him pref
ty we'll"
Eyes, have known him for upward
of 20 years"
Well what kind of fellow is he,
anyhow" asked the commuter
"a first-rate fellow, and in every
way desirable. Why?"
Il just wanted to know, because I
could never quite make up my mind
about him, he wears such a small
hat. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
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How's This?

We offer One hundred Dollars Reward for any
of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Halls
Catarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo O.
We, the undersigned. have known +. j. Cheney
for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly hon
orabie in all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN MARVIN
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system Testimonials sent free. Price IS cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-05-16
She Didn't Understand.

A small boy who applied for admis
sion to a New York public school,
when asked as to his fathers business,
proudly responded: Hes a book
maker" That afternoon the teacher
asked him to carry home note which
said: Dear Mr.. Blank:-Would you
please tell me the cost of rebinding
a set of Appleton's Cyclopedia?"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-05-16
Danger In SiqnaIs.

II was playing game of cards in
mining camp in the Rockies" said
the mild-mannered man, when sud
denly my partner, by way of a gentle
hint, held up two fingers to indicate
that he had a pair. Quick as a flash,
one Of our opponents whipped out his
dirk and slashed off the fingers.
awful! Well, it was pretty bad,
but wasn't he in luck that he didn't
have a full hand?"