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The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-10-11

Sheriff Iaukea says he has been in
formed that the validity Of the gutter
ordinance. lately passed by the Board
Of Supervisors, is to be tested in the
courts.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-10-11
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE
ARRIVED.

Friday. October 4.
Am. SC c \. Thzyer. y days from
Gray's Earbor with lumber for City
Nil, 1880 3 n.
Saturday. October 5.
P. ". $ : Manchuria, Saunders.
from the Orient. 3 p. n
SJr- EInau. Freeman, from Hilo and
Hawaii ports, $50 = n
sunday, October 6.
Str. Iwalani, Self. from Maui and
Nol0kai ports, 40 9. m
Str he Au HOu, Tullett, from Ka-
Uai- 6-s5 3. N
SIR. W. c. Hall. Thompson, from
Kauai ports. s.ST g m.
Str. NOeau. Mitchell. from MANU-
kona, 2:26 a m
[. : \. 7. Logan. SJinson, from Ma
Mia via Nagasak. 80 g. m
Am scr Robert Levers. Underwood,
from Port Gamble, q. m
Am. So. Governor Robe. Grant, from
Newcastle for Eleele, Of port $50
3 IT.
Monday, October !.
Am So. Governor Robe, Grant, for
EIesle- s-15 D m
[. s A. transport Logan. Stinson.
for San Francisco. II q. n.
ST.. Ke An H0u. Tullett, for Kauai
ports, ; ?. N.
DEPARTED
SIR. Claudine, Bennett, for Maui and
Hawaii. ; > m
ST.. LikeIike. Naopals, for Kauai, ;
7 m
Str. Helene. Nelson. for Hawaii.
noon
?. II : s Manchuria, Saunders, for
San Francisco, e n
PASSENGERS.
Arrived
Per P u : : AauchUriz- from the
Orient. October 5.-For Honolulu: Carl
4 Hedeman1- Tong PhOng. Hong
Lesng Che, MS Toka SUnOuchi. On
chick Ese- Miss YuEko Sulouchi. For
san Francisco L Andrews, 2. W.
BI5-e, Ms ? ". Bible and , children,
Ms y. y BoIiss, Miss H n B0lles,
Mss II !. Goodridge. John N Bre-
nan. Miss II ! Campbell, Chu Tseung.
2 a Cole, Ms 4 :. Cole and maid,
Philip = Collins 4 J. Dent Ms Liz
re DonnsIl, Ms u c FaEkner and
anah, Master 3 Fawkner, P. L Flaui-
gan. MIS-. ". Fitzgerald, 2 c Genge
Mrs L Genge. Master Frank Genge
C0ndr- J c. Gilmore, [. s y; W E
Guerin- Mss Helen GUerin. James T
Hayes, Ms n c Hughes, Miss y.
II Jones. ThoS- ( Jones, Chas- D
Kaeding- James King Tung Kwzi- Lee
Hin. P " Loves, COudr. = 2. LuHy,
L : ": Mrs < n L1by. Miss c :.
8Ierxin- Miss ?. n NstczIf J. < NOR,
: P Nicholson ! W Palmer, J. V.
P Peters. Ms n B Peters. Mrs F.
Peterson. 2. Ringer, Mrs L Ringer
and maid. c D ROys. Mrs K n
Roys. J ] Ruben Rad- Seyd. Miss n
4 Snodgrzz- u Stevens and servant,
Ms p. Stevens q c Taft, Mrs L
Thompson Miss a " Thompson, B
Wolfe, A L Hughes
Per str. Kizzu, from Hawaii and
Maui ports. October 5.-Hon- W c.
Irwin. John a Buck 4 Ahrens. a.
IIdgzte. Joseph Wagner. z J. Barns,
Ms ? J. Barns. Dr.. L g Sperry.
c. 4 smith Mrs c 4 Smith. G. W
Taylor. z L Like, Ms Bertha Spen-
ee-, E J Gay. Miss Mary Fook Tai
Ms. 7. Black and children: J. ".
jenkins. z Il. Cant O. 2 Faulkner
W sutton. A W Carter, Mrs. 4
y. carter, Miss J. Carter. W 2 Scott
G. Tanzkz- H z Henrick. Mrs u.
MCGOWAN, ". 4 Stone
Per str. Iwalani October s. from
Maui and Nolokzi ports--J. A Baish
Hzttfe Apana. J. 2 Brown Mr. J. =
Brown. C G. Owen z. L Waldron. 4
4 Hobson: II deck
Per SIR. W. c. Hal, October 6. from
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-10-11

HONOLULU IRON WORKS Co.-Ma-
chinery of every description made to
order.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-10-11

Gustave Rose and Helene Kruger v.
Rosina Rose. Bertha humbel and
Maud Kaikilani Chapman ca minor)
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-10-11
BUSINESS CARES.

F. A. SCHAEFER & CO.-Importers
and Commission Merchants. Homo
ture. 1t Is planned to make this home
lulu, Hawaiian Islands.
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-10-11
DEPARTED

SIR. CIaudine, Bennett. for Maui and
Hawaii. ; = m
SIT Likelike. Naopals, for Kauai, ;
= m
Str. Helene, Nelson, for Hawaii
noon
P. II : s Manchuria, Saunders, for
San Francisco, - n
The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-10-11

ALFRED c. SILVA.
D. P. LAWRENCE.
2942-Oct. l, s, 10, %
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
indians In United States.

In round figures, there are $4,000
Indians in the United States at tho
present time, 81 900 of whom are In
Indian territory and $1,000 in Oklaho.
ma, or LOG 900 in the coming state.
Those OF Indian territory, the Ave civil.
lized tribes-Cherokees, Creeks. Choc.
taws, Chickasaws and Seminoles-
have been managing their own anairs
for t%wo.thirds OF a century, and are
in all respects fitted for the citizen
snip which they are soon to exercise.
All Of these, and nearly all OF those
in the Oklahoma end OF the coming
state, wear civilized dress. and have
schools, churches and the other &C.
compartments Of civilization.-Les.
lies.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
BLOOD GETS SOCR.
Every Family Should Mako Up This
Homo Mixture and Take Now.

At this time OF year, says a well.
Hnown authority, the Kidneys become
weak, clogged and inactive, falling to
SHer out the poisons and acids. which
sou the blood. causing not only facial
and bodily eruptions, but the worst
forms OF rheumatism. Nervous and
Stomach troubles, Backache and pain
ful, annoying Urinary Affections.
1t Is worth anyone's time now to
get from some good prescription phar-
macy the following Ingredients: Fluid
Extract DandeliOn. one.half ounce;
Compound Kargon. one ounce: Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounceE. Mix by shaking well in a bot
tie and take In teaspoonful doses after
your meals and at bedtime.
This simple homemade mixture will
force the Kidneys to normal. healthy
action. so they will filter and strain all
uric acid and poisonous waste matter
from the blood, and expel this In the
urine. at the same time restoring the
full blood count'-tbat IL, 95 per cent.
red blood corpuscles-which IL abso.
lutely Indispensable to perfect health.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
0cst Violin Strinua,

The best strings for violins are OF
Italian make and are from the intes-
tines OF spring lambs. killed in Sep.
TENDER. The process OF drying and
bleaching Of the woods and strings by
the hot Italian sun. rather than by
the artificial method used in other
countries. accounts In a great meas.
ure for the superior quality OF both
materials. This intense heat was also
thu rcason for the slow distillation
Of the oils used by the Italian max
ers, which always remained at a high
temperature, end the varnish, slowly
soaking into the woods Of the violins
beneath tho heat of those Italian sum.
mers, produced, in part, the mellow.
ness of tone that gives to a Cremona
instrument It's value. after a lapse OF
200 or more years.-March Circle.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
Low One.Way Rates.

Every day to April Both, 1907, the
Union Pacific will sell One.Way Colon
list tickets from st. Louis, at the fol.
lowing rates:
5000 to Ogden and Salt Lake City.
$500 to Butte, Anaconda and Helena.
$3.50 to Spokane and Wenatchee,
Washington.
$4,000 to Everett, Fairhaven, What.
conn.,, Vancouver and Victoria, via
Huntington and Spokane.
5000 to Tacoma and Seattle. via
Huntington and Portland or via
Huntington and Spokane.
$4,000 to Portland and Astoria, or
Ashland, Roseberg, Eugene Al.
bany and Salem, via Portland.
$4,000 to San Francisco, Los Angeles
and San Diego.
Correspondingly low rates to many
other California, Oregon. Washington,
Montana, Utah. and Idaho points.
For full information call on or address
l.. +. Townsley, q. A., 903 Olive street,
st. Louis. Mo.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
Oldest Man on Army Rolls.

The oldest enlisted man on the rolls
OF the United States army IL Sergt,
David Robertson. OF the hospital corps,
station on Governors island. He Is a
native ScOtchman. He first enlisted
May q. 1854, and he has been In con
tinuous service, having the %extraordi.
nary record OF never having lost q day.
He Is "a years old.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
II Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, %callous. ana swollen. aching
feet. Sold by all druggists. Price 25r. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, n. Y.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
OrloIn Of Passports.

Tho passport system Is said to have
had It's beginning in England In the
time o! King Canute, who obtained
free passes for his subjects through
various continental countries on their
oilgrimages to the shrines OF the
Ap3sues Peter spt Paul at Roma
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

We must not care for the length Of
life, but for a life sufficient for our
duties. Life is long II It is full; but
It Is full when the soul hath completed
its development and hath shown all Its
latent powers.-Seneca.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
Puzzles the Small Bow.

The small boy Is apt to wonder why
. young man has the shoulders of his
coat padded instead Of the seat Of
his trousers.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Balance to my good .$4,530.75
Particulars as to how to secure low
railway rates to the free homestead
lands OF Western Canada may be Sc
cured from any Canadian Government
Agent.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Garfield Tea il for those who desire an
ideal laxative; it is simple. pure. mild and
potent; it regulates the liver and kidneys,
overcomcs constipation, and brings Good
Health. II is guaranteed under the Pure
Food and Drugs Law.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
Kissed Japanese IFIau.

At the Star Tbcater. Seattle. the
other evening the flags OF several ma.
tons were exhibited in succession dur.
ing an act on the stage. All except
the flags OF Russia and Japan we're
applauded. The former was received
Kissed.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

It sometimes happens that when al
actor finds things coming his way h
tries to dodge them.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Carpet rags dyed with PUTNAM
FADELESS DYES will remain bright and
beautiful. No trouble to use.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
Animals With Backbones.

The number of different species OF
animals known to naturalists Is,
roughly, 156, 900. of which 1890 are
vertebratcs, or b~ackboned.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Keep your fears to yourself. but
share your courage with others
Stevens.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Smokers have TO call for Lewis Single
Binder cigar to get It. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria. Ill.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Plan for Good Health! Take Garfield
Tea now; it regulates the liver and kid.
neys, ovcrcomcs constipation, purliics the
blood and eradicates disease. 1t is made
wholly of Herbs.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Persistent people begin their sue
cess where others end In failure Ed
ward Eggleston.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DR.. Klinc's
$reat Nerve Rcstorcr. Send for Free 81 90
rial hottie and treatise. DIR. i. II. Kline,
Id. 03l Arch St. Philadelphia, Pa. ,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has a rich
taste. Your dealer or Lewis Factory,
Peoria. Ill.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Il avails little to the unfortunate to
be brave.-From the Spanish.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

A man may know much and yet be
nothing.-Dr. Parker,
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

II 10 not 90 much the being exempt
from faults as the having overcome
them, that Is an advantage to us
Swift.
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, sOftens the gums, reduces b
nsmmstiOn, slisys pain. curos wind colo. 2Sc . bottle
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
FIGURES OF A CROP IN WESTERN
CANADA.
How a Gwan River Settler Has
Succeeded.

Bcnito, Manitoba, Nov. &c, 1906.
At Swan River Valley, In May. 1900,
q settler took up a homestead on Sec.
ton 30, in Township "a. Range 20
West Of the First Meridian, at that
time so miles from a railway, tele.
graph, school or church. There is
o a railway within two miles of
my farm, and all these other advant.
ages close at hand. His story Is:
after making my homestead entry
fee of $40 1 had $500 total (~forty.ive
homestead duties in slack times Of
the year, I managed to get a start.
am a married man of % years Of age.
Il built my first house, or shack.
and broke up s acres. putting five
acres in crop the first year.
This year, 1906, l had so acres in
crop-65 acres in wheat. 20 acres of
which yielded $50 bushels. or 42k
bushels per acre; Is acres of oats.
which yielded 1855 bushels. and one
stack OF pats In sheaf for feed.
Receipts for the ear
Sold 1855 blu. of wheat for. 81, 037.1O
In granary, 40 bushels ...... 71.50
In granary, 1855 bu. oats 80. 1915
Garden roots and vegetables $500
One stack of oats in sheaf... 5000
total ..$l,zIZ.
Expenses of year
Blue stone for seed .........$ 1.6O
Paid for binder twine ...... 5000
Morgan County republican. (Versailles, Mo.) 1906-1914, 1907-04-04
sIa Collection Of Peits by a Boy.

The youngest successful tIappcr In
the country is probably Woodbury.
Moore of Kendall, aged IA years, says
the Denver News.
The boy has Just collected bounty
on ten coyote pelts and during the
winter has taken. in addition to the
coyotes, ten badgers, 80 muskrats, IL
skunks and about $50 worth OF mink
furs. He traps independently, receiv-
Ing no adult assistance.
STATE OF ONO. CITY OF TOLEDO a..
LUCAS CoUTY..
FRANK ], CHEsEY makes oath that he 10 senior
oaytner Of the arm Of n. j. CHENEY q Co., doing
business in tho City Of Toledo. County and State
sSoressid, and that said nrm will pay the sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of CLTARRa that cannot bs cured BY the use OK
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn 70 before ne and subscribed In ny presence,
this 9Th day Of hcember, A. D., 1893. p.ooy
@..1. sor4,r rr..re.
Hairs Cstarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly on tho blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials Tree.
III. CHENEY d 20, Toledo, u
Sold By all Druggtsts, T5c.
Take HsiIs Z sniiy Pills for constipation. =
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-10-15

who happen to be in Seattle and take
the occasion to come in and see us.
We are always glad to see them, and
wish they would come oftener. And
we wish, moreover, that every reader
of The Ranch who happens to be in
Seattle will make our office his head
quarters. Perhaps we can help you
in many little ways. We will be glad
to do all we can, and will at least
promise to give you the most cour-
teous treatment and make you feel
at home. 1t helps us, too, to have
you come in. Scarcely a reader of the
paper comes into the Office from whom
we do not secure some interesting in
formation about crops, farming meth
DDS, etc., which We can use to advant-
age in the paper. And we always take
the subscribers name and try to run
a notice in the paper of the fact that
he called upon us. Of course, with
over $4,000 readers we cannot be ex-
pected to recognize everyone who
comes in, but if they will kindly intro
duce themselves, we will warrant that
they will be taken good care of. These
little visits from our readers are adj
vantageous to us in another respect,
and that is that it gives us chance
to sit down and talk to them and get
new ideas for the paper. Often new
department has been added because
the idea has been suggested by our
talks with visiting subscribers, and
we can obtain some very helpful ideas
this way. That is about the only way
we can get good idea of everything
that our readers want.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-10-15
TALKS WITH OUR READERS.

We desire to call our readers atten-
tion to the request at the bottom of
each department in this issue that
each and every interested subscriber
lend us his aid in making of The
Ranch the most practical farmers
journal possible. Each farmer realizes
his own needs and by sending in
requests for certain information can
help us wonderfully in filling our de-
partments with helpful notes of in
terest that will be of real value. If
there is any particular subject that
you desire information on, do not hest
tate to send in to The Ranch for it.
We have a well trained, splendidly
informed and competent staff of edit
ors for this very purpose and some
one of them will be able to give you
the information you may seek. If not,
we have methods of finding it out, so
don't hesitate, no matter how difficult
a problem you may have before you,
to write to The Ranch for it's solu-
ton
Again, every farmer knows little
things which are of real help to him
in the conducting of his business, and
we want you to put these things in
writing and send them in to us, be-
cause what helps you will help others
who are in the same line of work.
You may think that common ordinary
methods which you employ are pretty
generally known, but nevertheless
there are hundreds of other farmers
who probably do not know them, and
are often at sea regarding those very
things. Information of this kind, that
you know may be worth considerable
to some one who does not know them,
and it isn't much trouble for you to
sit down and write about them to The
Ranch In this way you are in a po-
sition to help your brother farmer, and
to indirectly do some good for your
self, for he may know of something
that will benefit you, and write about
it.
We have numerous visitors at our
Seattle office from various subscribers
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-10-15

The bell peppers are especially fine
this year. To pickle them cut slit
in each pepper and remove the Seeds
Let them soak in strong brine for two
days, then wash in clear water and
stuff with red cabbage finely chopped
and seasoned with minced onion and
mustard seed. For three days in sue
cession pour over them boiling spiced
vinegar and then seal up. They are
very nice prepared in the same way
but emitting the stuffing.
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-10-15

State of Ohio, City of Toledo, Lucas
County-ss
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is senior partner of the firm of F. j.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid,
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each
and every case Of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by the use of Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9Th day of December,
A. D. 1886.
(Seal) A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Send
for testimonials free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
The pioneer express., 1907-02-15
BY CLARA AUGUSTA
CHAPTER n.-tCoxr1susD,.

Skl<Ax-1 ELkS x1.-tNOGTINUBUts
But he had not rightfully calculated
the extent of his fathers hatred. He
made himself the evil genius Of his dis
obedient son; and, in consequence.
nothing Hubert touched prospered. Mr..
Trevlyn destroyed the confidence OF
his friends in him; he circulated scan
dalous reports of his wife; he made the
public to look with suspicious eyes
upon the unfortunate pair, and took
the honestly earned bread out of thetE
very mouths. From bad to worse it
went on, until, broken in health and
spirits, Hubert made an appeal to his
father. 1t was cold, wet night, and he
begged for little food for his wife and
child. They were literally starving
Begged of his own father, and was re-
fused with curses. Not only refused
but kicked like a dog from the door OF
his childhood's home! There was a fear.
full storm that night, and Hubert did
not come back. All night his young
wife sat waiting for him, hushing the
feeble cries of the weary infant upon
her breast. With the dawn, she muf-
fled herself and child in a shawl and
went forth to seek him. Half way from
her wretched home to the palatial man.
sion of Mr.. Trevlyn she found her hus-
band, stone dead. and shrouded in the
snow-the tender, pitiful snow, that
covered him and his wretchedness
from sight.
After that, people who knew Mr.
Trevlyn said that he grew more fret
full and disagreeable. His hair was
bleached white as the snow, his hands
shook, and his erect frame was bowed
and bent like that of a very aged man
His wife. Hubert's mother, pined away
to mere shadow. and before the lapse
Of year she was a hopeless idiot.
Helen Trevlyn took up the burden Of
her life, refusing to despair because OF
her child. 1t was very hard struggle
for her, and she lived on. until. as We
have seen, when Archer was nine years
of age, she died.
When all this was known to Archer
Trevlyn he was almost beside himself
with passion. If he had possessed
the power, he would have wiped the
whole Trevlyn race out of existence
He shut himself up in his desolate gar
ret with the tell-tale letters and papers
which had belonged to his mother and
there, all alone, he took fearful oath
of vengeance. The wrongs of his pa
rents should yet be visited upon the
head of the man who had been so cruel
ly Implying. He did not know what
form his revenge might take, but, sc
sure as he lived, it should fall some
time!
The pioneer express., 1907-02-15
NO RELIEF FROM ECZEMA
For Over Two Years-Patent Medl
cines, Quack Cures, and Doctors
Fail-cuticura Succeeds,

I was very badly afflicted with &c.
sema for more than two years. The
parts affected were my limbs below
the knees. l tried all the physicians
In the town and some in the surround.
ing towns. and also tried all the pat
ent remedies that 1 heard of, besides
all the cures advised by old women
and quacks. and found no relief what.
ever until l commenced using the Gu.
tlcura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and
Cuticura Resolvent. In the Cuticura
Remedies I found immediate relief
and was soon sound and well. C. v.
Beltz. Tippecanoe, Ind, Nov. Is, 'O5." )"
The pioneer express., 1907-02-15
( HOW roS ScURs TN MOVE EL.i,sJ. Il

Rules for Restricting the Output suo.
pestsd W an Authority. \
| The scheme Of legislation subjoined
IS suggested as a means Of regulating
the enormous output Of modern DC.
ton, problem well nigh as serious
as those arising, out Of the growth Of
automobilism. 5.;s3
First No author or authoress shall
be permitted to drive q quill, steel or
fountain pen Of more than flve-para-
graph power until she or he be duty
licensed and certifcated as compe-
tent to do so without danger to the
public.
,second-Ever authoress and au.
thor shall be subjected to an adjec-
tive tax.
Third-All novels shall be regis
tered (for purposes of identification)
with clearly marked letters and num-
bers, indicating the school or district
to which they belong, and no writer
shall. to prevent classification, will
fully obscure his local coloring or
moral purpose. Thus, while KY 1896
might represent the latest creation
of the Kaliyard romances, attack upon
Mayfair and the moneyed classes
could be labeled NC 666.
Fourth-No> writer shall compose
novels at faster rate than $50 horse
power per publishing year.
Fffth-No speed competitions shall
be allowed between novelists, except
in such areas as may be licensed AMI
set apart for the purpose. g., the
Dartmoor country, the Avon (Warlss),
district and the Sahara.
Sixth-Special licenses shall be
taken out for italics. photographed
prefaces and replies to reviewers.
Seventh-Writers of novels shall! be
responsible for all sudden shocks,
nervous breakdowns, heart failures
and Tin the case of feuilletons) deaths
from suspense occasioned to their
readers and may be prosecuted there
tor.
Eighth-Novels shall be bound and
colored according to their contents.
Thus, sensational fiction must be is
sued in red boards, idylls of rural
tranquility in green or tree calf,
while brown covers are reserved for
essays of the ruminating type, dis
patched from study windows and the
like.