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Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
. In the Sick Room.

j PEARL am awfully jealous of that
pretty trained nurse. wish they
had engaged q homely one to attend
George. X =
SIS Ruby--But she Is only taking his
pulse. 1fss. Es,.= Z S. Il. ~ ..:5z y
Pearl Yes, but what guaranty have
I that she might not take his hearth
Chicago News. . 8; .s=5Ss=. IS,
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
His Preference

The great medium made few mys.
terious movements with her hands in
front of the cabinet. - *sEssss. Ess.=s. S.
!. What spirit would you care to see
now ?" she asked. %aSx = H. !. .. = = !
IT its all the same to you," re-
piled the spectator with the red nose.
: make it little spirits Of frumenti.'
- Milwaukee Sentinel,
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
Just 4 Wav She Has.

! Ever notice ttt?' squeried the man
who asks questions on the installment
plan. ~ ,s '.,7. = j. Ez.
d did I ever notice what?" queried
the wife Of his bosom. ri ..szz:.
That q woman never considers an
article Of dress stylish unless she
feels unco onifortable in it ?"{ continued
the mere man. Chicago Daily News.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
loQicajIy Queer,

@'There is one odd thing about wild
cat speculations."
What is that?"
THAT men pursue them with such
dogged determination. - Baltimore
American
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
Connfortable.. :.

What Is your. idea Of a. comfort
able fortune?" asked the ambitious
youth. $ .Ss s5# ss:,sS
!: =! i One, Z, answered the man Of expert.
ence, that is big enough to buy you
everything you want and not big.
enough to attract the attention Of the
grand jury, asthma ton star. s.!s5ss
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
A Mere Supposition,

"Are we getting crazy?" asks the
London Mail
We don't know, but you probably
are taking everything your friends
recommend for grip.-Chicago Record
Herald
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
The Crv Of the Season

81 want to open an account with
your house."
Eyes, sir, but won't you first shut
the door?'-Baltimor American.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
Strictly Business,

"Do you guarantee that there are
no broken hearts in this matrimonial
bureau?'
ooh, no; but then, we always allow
for breakages.'- American.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
Raccoons Easy 10 Catch

e Now that the raccoon skin Is popu-
lar for automob bile garments there is
a greater incentive than ever to hunt
the sostive animal, which is indigen-
,ous to nearly All parts Of the country
within = stones throw Of Greater New
York. IN truth, fine coons have been
:treed and scaught, score In q night,
by people who knew the way TO 60
about II. New Fork Herald. ''5
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
Enouuh,

Il cannot sing the old songs,
l cannot play the new"
He looked at her in ecstasy.
"Oh. darling, 1 love you:'
Judge.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
Latest.

Mr. A.-Dear me! Why is the audi
ence wearing automobile goggles in.
stead of using opera glasses?
Mrs. Z.-Why, my dear, this is an
automobile drama.-Chicago Daily
News
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
No Dancer.

II am afraid have been indiscreet.
I have been praisinge Mrs. Writeup's
book highly to that man over there
talking to her, and if he repeats what
I said she'll think it fattery for my
own ends
Don't worry. He won't repeat any
thing flattering to her. That's her hus-
band Baltimore American.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
All Out Of Patients.

A noted NJ. D. was once jailed
For trick with the scalpel that failed
From his practice debarred,
He took it quite hard
''1'm all out Of patients" he walled.
Judge.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
NaturaIIy.

I'm told that in some parts of
South America women are car con-
ductors."
Then I suppose they are all beau
ties"
Why suppose that?"
''To get the job don't they have to
be fare maids ?"-Baltimore American.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
At the Musicale

Enthusiast-Don't you think the CHI
arc oscuro was fine?
\ Nonmusical Guest-Well, now to be
plain with you, 1 liked the chicken
salad better.-Baltimore American
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
The Effect.

Hes got very chesty."
eyes; wouldn't even look at house
that hadn't swell front. Baltimore
American. -
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06

Day-1s Belle really such an imag-
inative girl?
May-Imaginative? Why, she kissed
Jack through the telephone the other
day and actually said his mustache
tickled her-Chicago Daily News.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06
Il Il Natural ]. Rl eh itIon,.., !,

,sS We ii have seen sci oclaimed 4 per
;| ;fection est appear8 hideons that We
could Xdrag out all our faults and
1hug hem. IIaven, =Ss
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06

with sharp boathook, tried to jab
the animal in vital SPOT Just as
blood was about to be shed-it might
have been the bulls and it might have
been the sailor's-the keeper rushed
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06

Hubby (shivering)-It's bitter cold.
Why don't you button up your jacket?
Wifey-Tke idea! Why, if 1 did
that no one would know it is lined
with fur.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Willmar tribune., 1907-03-06

Lies outloot % We Make 4. .s:s .sa:
If you insist u pom wearing the black
goggles. of. pessin iti ISM for you
stoa complain sIf aook
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WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE IT ovER:?"

WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE IT OVER?"
write unreseryedly, he might be shy
and reluctant Of speech; and that shy
ness now deferred him. So much be-
ing clear, she determined to force the
issue. and end the strain for both 9
.Percival had shown not q little in
terest in pretty Mrs Akemit and was
now talking with that fascinating ;crea-
ture as she lolled on q low seat before
the fire in her lacy blue house gown.
At the moment She was adroitly pos
ing one foot and then the other before
the warmth Of the crate. It may be
disclosed without damage to this tale
that the feet Of Mrs. Akemit were not
cold; but that they we're trides most
daintily shod, and, as her slender; sill
ken ankles curved them toward the
blaze from her froth of q petit tticoat,
they were worth looking al. z5ss$,s.
Miss Milibrey digunited the chatting
couple with swiftness and aplomb 81
Come, Bines, B I'm to take n
that tramp you made me promise youl,
It's time we we're on
Outside she laugh hed deliciously 81 al
know you did make me promise itI mem
tally because knew you'd want to
come and want me to come, but was
afraid Akemitt htn t;ss sundors
stand about tel epat illy, so 81 pretended
Esd aTFspgs ls.;
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
CITY SPORTS.
Interest IN the automobile CarniOal
and Yacht Races.

Atlantic CITY Aug 10 (SpeciaD.-The automobile
carnival and the yacht races Of the week have
combined to help many of visitors at shore
to have a delightful time. The yacht races took
place on Monday afternoon, off the Steel Pier. and
thousands of persons witnessed them. Fortunately
for those who liked look at the sailing races,
they were able all of them from the beach,
boardwalk and piers.
The automobile races were run on the South At
Iantic City track which in fair condition, and
were well attended. They lasted the first three
days Of the week. and sSyera of the contests were
really worth while. The floral automobile parade
hardly great a success as it was hoped it
would be by those back of the movement, but still
IL was pretty, and was watched and applanoed ny
a large number OF persons along Pacific avenue, on
which the parade was held.
New Workers and Philadelphians who have cot
tages States avenue the fashionable cottage
region here. agitated over the announcement
made by Walter Townsend local realty broker,
that he will erect apartment house at States
and Pacific avenues. There is restriction placed
on the building lots in that quarter and the cot
tagers never imagined for a moment that an apart
ment house could be built there. Tney have or
ganized themselves into a protective and improve
association and will fight the movement to
erect il in the courts.
a number of the juvenile visitors at the Hotel
Pierrepont had a vaudeville performance at that
house the other evening and made SO. which they
turned over TO Miss Nettie Armhold to benefit the
Jewish Seaside Home for Invalid Mothers and
Children. at Ventnor. Inspired by the example set
by the children. preparations have been begun for
a women's minstrel show, to be given the latter
part of this month, TO benefit the same charity
TIE show" WILL in all probability. be in the music
rooms of the Hotel IslesWorth.
Several enterprising citizens have started sub
way cafes the sand beneath the pavilions at
the outer edge of the boardwalk, and are reaping
harvest through the patronage of the bathers and
people VINO practically live on the beach, but they
have rot added anything to the general beauty Of
the City Park and movement is on foot TO COM
pei the venders of nuts candies, cakes, crackers
ice cream cones, etc, TO depart.
Grabbing party organized among the Wis
ftors AZ the Hotel Bingham the other day. and II
took a couple of launches to carry the members
OF the party TO the Grabbing grounds. They had
delightful cime and caught dozens of crustaceans
On arrival at the hotel the crabs were served in
various styles al crab luncheon later In the
evening. In the party were Miss Margaret White
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
zSRN Maine Resorts Their Share of Excitement 9

joyfng outdoor sports Tennis. yachting and polo
the three especial attractions Just now M
pool tourney is attracting attention. II opens m
August 81. Cups will be presented by NJ. c. d
Borden and F. NJ Werburg- Tennis at the hom.
of Thomas Carmichael. at Rumson. has been a
drawing card this week, as was the fair OF shs
Runson fire company.
A week from to-day the won1en's and mems sn.
giles championship at tennis will be played at m.
Hollywood Golf Club courts. The entries already
received indicate some fast games
Hugh Pam has closed his Elberon cottage ana
returned to Chicago.
Newman Erb and Jesse Mayer have left Elberon
for Saratoga.
Colonel and Mrs William Barbour have left Mon.
mouth Beach for Tupper Lake. New York
Edward ID. Adams. Of Seabright, has returned
from European trip.
Mr.. and Mrs. Myron H. Oppenheim have len
Castle Wall. Elberon. for European trip.
Henry Selisman. of Long Branch. has sailed rop
Europe
S. r. GuggenheIm. OF Long Branch who has
been touring in Europe. Is expected home next
week
Mr. and Mrs A s. Rossin. OF EIberon. are IN
the AdrOndacks-
Frank Fl. vogeI. OF Long Branch. Is at SARATOGA
for brief stay.
Mr. and Mrs Harry Content. OF Long Branch
a trip to Saratoga
Mr.. and Mrs. Clifford Seasonsood. Of LorR
Branch, sailed for Europe this week
Morton Schwartz. OF Long Branch, ts among ths
Long Branch cOttagers at Saratoga this week
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11

There will be wild men, comic actors and the
like and fortune.ellers mpersOnated by the sum
mer dwellers of Long Branch and Deal There
will be a show in both the afternoon and the
evening
The second entertainment is in aid of the fund
for the Garfield monument at Long Branch. Otis
Harlan. a summer resident. is in charge of the
testimonial Mr.. Harlan has invited President
Roosevelt to be present and speak the mar;yred
President. Several well known actors have taken
hold of the entertainment with "a view of max
ing it rousing success
The Monmouth County Fair Association has
been organized here among the summer and per-
residents. Among the cOttagers taking
stock Murry Guggenheim, Brent Good. c. c.
Stengel and j. n. King. Twenty shares have been
sold at 500 each starter The association
may hold fair this fail. Definite action will be
taken at meeting Tuesday night
The women interested in the Elberon Library
libraW building in the vicinity of Elberon and
endow the same. The committee in charge of the
fund raising consists of Mrs. III. F. Kean presi-
dent: Mrs. Temple Bowdon. secretary: Miss f.
Smith, corresponding secretary. and Mrs. CIar-
Porter. treasurer. The members OF the
board of directors Mrs w. Campbell Clark
Mrs. J. w. Cunningham. Mrs George Harvey
Miss e. c. Parish. Miss Z. w. Lowber. Mrs
Parish and Miss Shie.to.
Society represented at the clambake and
amateur Monmouth Park Wednes-
day p. F. Collier, who host. had invited a
number of his friends to join In the celebration.
and nearly everybody invited there. The cot
tsge colonies all along the coast represented
at the races.
Monmouth Beach, seabrisht and RunsoaIAxA en-
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and Miss Effie Mason, OF New York: Mrs. Charles
I CARRIER of Chicago; Captain John J. Healy. Of
Alaska; Mr. and Mrs James f. Moore. George G..
BiehI. Miss Stella Biehl of Pittsburg; Mrs. Fran
els Kelly. of Philadelphia; James Moreback and
Joseph Dillon. of McKeesport. Penn.
E. S. McCorkle, former Governor of West Viz
ginia, accompanied by his wife, brother and sis
ter-in-law is spending fortnight in this city.
quois by Levi Cassel. president of the Wheeling
Cut Glass Company. Mr.. Cassel has been making
his home at this hotel for two years. He was sent
here for the benefit of his health, and has so ma
terialy improved during his stay that he is seri-
ousy considering making the resort his future
home.
Captain and Mrs w. C. Cowles, U. S. A. and
Master Walter Cowles visitors at the Clyde.
They natives of Virginia
Miss Caroline Gordon of New York, has joined
friends at the Grand Atlantic. where she is ac-
companied by ]. A. Davidson Mrs. Davidson and
Garrett Zone, all automobilists.
Among the guests at the Royal Palace none are
more popular than Miss Minauh Doblin, Of New
York and her friend. Miss Violet Mausback. of
Philadelphia.
Among recent arrivals to the New York clientele
of the Jackson Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Maverunt
and their children who will stay for several
weeks
Miss Gertrude Mitchell, of New York, is spend
ing a few weeks at the Ponce de Leon. She is
tennis expert and frequently displays her clever
ness with the racquet.
The New York colony at the Lorraine includes J.
T. NcCracken, Miss McCracken, Miss Thompson
Miss Anymoyer and Mrs. West They are making
a fortnght's stay.
Samuel Loeb New York visitor presided over
banquet given to New Workers at the Hotel Isles
worth this week.
Charles L. Lawrence and a. ]. Moulton New
York automobilists, the Traymore during
the seaside automobile carnival. The expect to
prolong their visit here several days
Miss Helen Byron. New York. will spend
eraI weeks the shore with her racing
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11

James Runciman of New York, is at the Watch
Hill House,
Mr. and Mrs. A. B. blair and daughter. Miss
Alice G. Blair Of Scranton. Penn, arrived at the
Watch Hill House last week. Mr.. Blair is q
banker With them came their friends and fel-
low townspeople, Mrs William M Marple and
daughter Miss Mildred Marple.
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Schoonmaker OF New YORK.
are again at the Ocean House.
Mr. and Mrs Charles Richardson. of Putnam,
Conn are spending week with Mr. and Mrs.
George w. Hoxie i'm their cottage on the fort
road.
Mr. and Mrs. Grant of Infeld. N j.. who are
guests at the Watch Hill House. used 10 occupy
the old Babcock cottage, now on Mastuxet Ier-
race but which formerly stood on the site OF the
Ballentine cottage.
Miss Anna Mae Walsh of Middletown. arrived
Atlantic House with her friend. Miss Florence
Wheeler
The Rev. DIR. d. Parker Morgan. rector Of the
Church of the Heavenly Rest. New York. preached
in the chapel last Sunday
Brooklyn is well represented Mt Watch HILL
among those registered at the hotels being Mr..
and Mrs Lyman Brown. Charles McInerney, H j.
Bailey Henry S. Smith. Mrs. d. w. Pardee. Miss
Pardee. Mr.. and Mrs. n. l. Brown. 6 E. Coffin.
Miss Agnes L. Doyle. Statia Doyle. B r Brown
Mrs Ida F. Lloyd. Mrs NJ. F. Hammond. Miss
S. s. Hammond. George T Hammond. Henry h
Hammond and Charles F. Hammond.
]. c. Wadron. of Montclair. n. j.. was Joined
at the Watch Hill House last week by Mrs
Waldron and his nephew. n. W. Wallis. and wife,
also of Montclair,
Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Behr. of Morrtstown. N
J.. at the Ocean House.
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
NORTHEAST HARB0R.

Northeast Harbor. Me. Aug. 10 (Special-The
increasing popularity of tennis at this resort has
led to the building of cosey little clubhouse. with
all accommodations for the lovers OF this sport
This was opened formally Saturday last with
a reception given by the women of the committee.
The clubhouse was decorated with oak and beech
boughs and nearly all the summer guests dropped
in for some time in the afternoon The younger
members of the summer colony nave organized
a baseball nine, and this year, last have been
undefeated as yet. Fisher Bailey is captain of the
team Hops are being held at the Rockend on
SATURDAY. nights. and at the Kimban on Monday
nights These are growing more and more popular,
and among the peasantest features of the
summer.
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
SEAL HARBOR.

Seal Harbor Me- Aug. 10 (SpecaD-The largest
affair for some time at Seal Harbor was the
reception given on Friday by Rear Admiral and
Mrs A. S Crowninshield of Washington, at the An
chorage, their summer home. in honor or Caspar
CroHninshield their son, and his bride, who was
formerly Miss Smelling. Young Mr. Crowninshield
who has been United States Consul at Castella-
mare, Italy, has just been Informed OF mis- ap-
porntment as consul at Naples, and will start on
the first of September for that post. Mrs. Crown
fnshieid and Mrs. Caspar Crowninshield received
the guests, assisted at the tables by Mrs. hichard
NrIIigan and Miss Helena Palmer Among those
present were Mrs William c. Doane, Mrs James
T Gardiner Miss Furniss, Mrs. Platt-Hunt, Mrs
John Ervng Miss Erving Mr.. and Mrs Philip
Livingston. Mr.. and Mrs. Frank H. Damrosch
DR. and Mrs. Christian A Herter, Mrs. Tracy
Edison, Mr.. and Mrs. John Stevens Melcher, MT
and Mrs Richard NJ. Hoe, DR.. and Mrs. Edward
X Dunning, Mrs z. H. Ripley. Mrs. Smelling
and Mrs. Alexander Mackay- Smith.
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
WATCH HILL DAYS.
Enjoyed by Many Recreation
Seekers.

Watch Hill. R. l.. Aug. 10 (SpeciaD.-The early
days of August brought a crowd of summer
recreation seekers Watch Hill. and every hotel
in the resort has been taxed to its capacity With
the rush of newcomers has come fresh supply
of automobiles, so that the Hill swarms with
them when parties down to the bathing
pavilion or go out to the golf club.
Mr. and Mrs. H. r. Miner. of Newton. Mass.
have been spending the week at the Watcn Hiii
House. H&
Mrs Herbert n. Fenner gave a bridge whist
party on Thursday of last week at which many
cottagers were guests
Mr. and Mrs. r. H Thomas are at the ocean
House for the rest of the summer
Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Welsh. Of Philadelphia
are occupying the Summer Rest cottage on Mas
tIyet Terrace. Mrs. Welshs mother' Mrs' fIice' 10
at the Watch Hill House ,,--
Mr. and Mrs. r. V. Lndabury and family
orri,,ad at the Watch Hill House Saturday even
1ng last in their machine. having come from
their home at Bernardsville, n. j, by way Oh
Long Island stopping at Shelter Island Tor re"
DAYS. They have often been at NatCh Mn III
p' Harry d Sellers has been guest at Ridge
leigh the cottage of Mr.. and Mrs w H. Brown'
Of Pittsburg. The Browns have oeen spehuIns
the week in their automobile touring through
Eiss Nav Stackpole of New York. has been a
as+ +bis week at Aborignes the cottage of
Mr. and Mrs William II. Peck Miss Stackpoie
is a sister of Mrs Peck
Mr. and Mrs. F. Kingsbury Curtis recently en-
tertained eight of their friends at a dinner party
in their cottage Carnival Point Mrs. Henry
Colt OF New York, was guest at the OuIussS
over Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs David 8 B Chew. Of Philadelphia
arrived at the Watch Hill House on Monday tor
the rest Of August
The Rev George r. Sem. pastor Of one of the
PRESBYTERIAN churches Of Schenectady, N y IS
spending August with hts family at tho Atsnuc
House. x,,.
Mr. and Mrs EIvrood w. Brooks and family.
of Nyack N Y. guests at the Watch Hili
House for August Mr.. and Mrs BROOKS are en-
Toying all the summer diversions at the hin ana
are enthusiastic over them
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
CASTINE.

Castine. Me-, Aug. 10 (SpeciaD.-Friday Of this
week was gala day at this resort, the summer
colony having an athletic carnival. the features
being a ball game between summer residents OF
Camden and Castine. q yacht race to lsiesooro
IN conjunction with the Camden Yacht Club. and
a ball in the evening R. H. Stearns's steam yacht
virginia has been in the harbor for several days
and has been addition to the yachting neet
Prof William ". Lawrence. of Columbia UnlVer-
sity. has been the guest of Mrs Mary Lawrence
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
MUSICAL DooRScRaPERS.

Doorscrap pers, too. remain in many of the old
fashioned streets. as well those torch extin-
xuishers that still decorate the byways off Picca-
dilly. The doorscraper is often a thing Of beauty
and art. There is in Saville Row of ancient
build that has historic significance Sir Arthur
Sullivan was to dine at a house there He had
forgotten the number Of the house. and asked
Sir A Mackenzie. II can't remember, replied
Mackenzie but the doorscraper is z fiat Sulli-
van went along the street, kicked the scrapers,
and found the one that sounded E hat-hfs din
ner bell. Why have we abolished the scraper
from 2 London that needs 1t sorely?-The
London Chronicle.
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
NEWPORT CLUB RITALRY
Golf Popularity Threatens Casino's s
Pre-eminence.

Newport. r L, Aug. 10 (speciaD.-The coming
10 life again this season OF the Newport Golf
Club has caused commotion among the mem
bers OF the summer colony not TO the extent that
II has frightened them. but through the fact that
this club seems to have taken precedence over
everything else. even in a measure. Of the old
staid Newport Casino. The Casino always has and
perhaps always will be. long the fashionable
set continue Newport their summer
home. the popular morning gathering place. At
one time there used TO be considerable gatherings
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
LONG BRANCH SHOWS.
To BE GiUen for the Purpose of
Raising Funds.

Long Branch. N J.. Aug. 10 (SpeciaD-Present
Indications point 10 the Iiyeliest August IN years
along the North Jersey coast Many entertain
ments have been planned. the majority bling for
charity benevolent enterprises The largest two
entertainments are scheduled for August "a and
81 The first is the Monmouth County Amateur
Circus which was organized this week. with Jo-
seph J. O'DonOhue president The circus will
be held at the horse show grounds The Monmouth
Memorial HOspi u will he OF the beuefCiares
Summer visito.s will tog out in clown costumes
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
4SBURY PARK TIT4NI4.
Ne5o Queen to Rule OUer Summer
C0rniT0I.

Asbury Park Aug 10 tSpecia).-A Titanis
was proclaimed this week. In private life she Is
Miss Jessie May Hazelrigg. the daughter of Mr.
and Mrs. Scott T. Hazelrigg of TompkinsviIle
Staten Island, but who spend every summer at
their home in Seventh avenue here. Miss Hazel
rigg or, rather. Titania w. will rule for eight
days this chdren's paradise during the
varied festivities arranged by the Asbury Park
Carnival Association One OF these, the chief one
In fact 10 the annual baby parade. when
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11
GRINDSTONE NECK.

Winter Harbor. Me. Aug 10 (SpeciaD---The first
of the weekly dinner dances was given at the
inn on Wednesday night In addition TO the guests
of the Inn, which is crowded, the occupants
Of the cottages and their guests attended. The
affair was a most delightful one, and success
in every way. They will be continued throughout
New-York tribune., 1907-08-11

mast week here and will go early the coming
week Mr. and Mrs. Elisha Dyer have also been
here from Newport for a weeks stay while Mf
and Mrs Pierre Lorillerd have been others TO
mass the week