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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1907-04-25


Mrs. H.G. vsnDsussn visited an aunt
In Randolph Monday.
N. n. hurnhAm Was m Montpelier and
Barre Saturday and Sunday On business.
Miss Jessie stanton visited relatives in
Barre Sunday and went to her school In
Berlin that evening.
Mrs. IL. A. Howe. who has been visiting
relatives In Calais the past few weeks,
returned home Friday.
Mrs. z. =. stanton spent last Wednes-
day in Montpelier and Barre, visiting
Mrs. Maria Smith At the latter place.
Miss Lena Everett came from Burling-
ton Wednesday to care for Mrs. George
Roys, who has been quite Ill Tor lew
days.
The infant daughter of Mrs. Frank
Mann. who had been sick several months,
died Saturday afternoon. The funeral
was al the house At ! p. m. Monday.
W. A. Ayerill spoke the words OF comfort
to the surviving relatives.
Miss Kate Loyeland of johnson, who
is working for Mrs. j. W. untiedt IN
West Brookfield, is helping al NJ. +,
Grams for a week, Miss Hattie kidder
having had to return home, as her school
begins Monday. Miss Jennie Cram, who
Is In Burlington at the hospital, Is gain
ing from her recent illness and II Is ex'
pected will be able to have an operation
| this week.
News was received here Sunday OF the
sudden death of Frank Spalding, q fo-mel
resident OF this town. He dropped dead
early in the day Sunday. At the time h'
was visiting friends in West Concord
N. ii. The remains were brought herr
at rs Tuesday and the funeral was hello
at the "Old Church. Rev. Walter Dole o.
Mortified officiating. lie Is survived D,
q daughter, Mrs. Chas. Howe, two grand
| uaug hters and two sisters.
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pETH.

Charles BASE returned home from the
sanatorium Sunday and it is hoped he Will
soon be able to be out.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Bingham and Mr..
and Mrs. George Bingham and daughter
spent few days with friends in Bethel re-
Gently.
Frank Bingham went Monday to Barre,
where he has employment, and Arthur
Bass left the same day on the southbound
train.
Most OF the schools began Monday with
the addition OF one new school in the Ed.
Smith house, with Meona Worthing az
teacher, there being eight pupils in at
tendance. This school is run by the Ad-
yentists living IN this vicinity and opened
Aprh 10.
Walter Archer is out OF town on BUSH
ness. His mother, Mrs. Celia Archer, IL
seriously i'll with pneumonia at her home
in Randolph, and her two sons, Frank Of
the Center and Herbert OF Burlington
were called to her bedside the last OF the
week, and Mrs. Walter Archer and Mrs
L. Bourn, q sister. have been with bel
most of the time since she was taken SICK
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oe.sness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There Is
only one way to cure deafness, and that Is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is
caused by an Unframed condition OF the
mucous lining OF the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube is infiamed. you have q
rambling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when it Is entirely closed deafness Is the
result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its
normal condition, hearing will be de-
stroyed forever; nine cases out OF ten are
caused by catarrh, which is nothing but
an infiamed condition OF the mucous sur
faces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case Of deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars free.
F. j. CHENEY * CO., Toledo, y.
Sold by druggists, Zoe.
Take Halls Far'i- Pills for constipa-
ton
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souTH RANDOLPH.

Mrs. Leavitt is ill; has been threatened
with pneumonia. III
Miss Ruth Morrill, visited her Crane.
mother. Mrs. Dupuis, In Randolph last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Wood OF North
f,eId visited their sister, Mrs. Z. Y; PANE,
Monday. Mrs. Wood will remain through
the week.
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New Masonic OFFICERS.

Rising Sun lodge, No. Z, +. and A. NJ.
held its annual communication last week
Wednesday. electing and appointing the
following oiiicers:-L. ii. Richardson, w.
NJ; A. n. Stoughton, 5. W.; T.. A. Hope,
J. W.; A. P. Skinner, Treas; N. J; sar-
gent, Sec; T.. ]. Hewitt, 5. d.; +. II.
Ashley, J. D.; Z. +. Moody, $. s.; q. l..
Dutton, J. s.; Rev. sherman Goodwin,
Chap; Il. J. Fish, marshal; F. NJ. Bryant,
tyler.
held its annual convocation last week
Wednesday. electing and appointing the
following officers:-E. J. Fish. w. r.
Mrs. Nettie Sargent, w. NJ; Mrs. Nina
Southworth, A. M: Mrs.. Carrie Haxen,
Sec; Mrs. Lou NJ. Bryant, Treas; Mrs.
Gertrude Smith. c.; Mrs. Nora Ashley, A.
C.; Mrs. Jennie Hewitt, Ada; Mrs. Mary
Shepard, Ruth; Mrs. Emogene Goodele,
Esther; Mrs. Nettie Waldo, Martha; Mrs.
Jennie Wall, Electa; c. Z. Southworth,
warder; Miss Alma French, Chap; Miss
L,zzie Adams, organist; NJ. J. Sargent,
marshal; f. NJ. Bryant, sentinel. ,2l
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GRANVILLE.

Mrs. NJ. ID. Wheeler, with her millinery
from Brandon, will be at the Granville
hotel next week, commencing Tuesday.
Miss Lillian Hubbard went TO Warren
Sunday.
f. n. Hemenway was in Burlington
Monday.
George Sargent returned last FRIDAY
from his visit ID Wardsboro.
Mrs. Margaret Kerr OF Northtield Is WIS.,
iting at Carl Hubbard's this week.
Miss Marie Chandler was at home from
her school 10 Rochester over Sunday.
Miss Lou Whitney returned home Tues
day from her visit in Northfield and East
CALAIS.
Eddie Wilson had one eye badly hurt
last week. He went to Burlington Mon
day to have it examined and treated.
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we. the undersigned, do hereby agree tt
refund the money on a 5O-cent bottle q ?,
Greene's Warranted Syrup OF lar II y
fails to cure your cough or cold. we si .
guarantee 25-cent bottle to prove sa''s
factory or money refunded;
j. VI. Fargo, Randolph Center
i. w. Parmenter, Brookheld.
F. G, Bachelor, Braintree.
Snravne n Sprague East Randolph.
Prince, South Randolph.
d, L. Nichols, Roxbury.
q. A. Tilden, Roxbury.
n. A. Leonard, Randolph.
R.G. Morton, Randolph.
@. Fl. Bigelow & Son, East brookneio'
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"Poeumonia's Deadly Work

had so seriously affected my right lung,
writes Mrs. Fannie Common OF Rural ROUTE
Genrgetown. Tenn, s.that l coughed
continuously night and day and the neigh
hors' prediction-consump
inevitabie. until my husband brought
home q bottle OF DR.. Kings New Discov-
erv. which in my case proved to be the
onlv REAL cough cure and restorer OF
weak, sore lungs" When all other rene
dies utterly fail, you may still win in the
battle sgainst lung and throat troubles
with New Discovery, the REAL cure.
Guaranteed. Soc. and IL. Trial pottle
Eor sale by II. A. Leonard, Randolph.
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Sick Wives and Daughters.

You have often seen them with pale
faces, poor appetite, head and backache.
symptoms common to the sex. Fathers
and mothers, lose no time in securing DR..
David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. 1t
Will cost only one dollar and is much
cheaper than sickness. Write to DR..
David Kennedy's Sons, Rondout, N. T.,
Tor free sample bottle.
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South Royalton Notes.

[.
Walter spsulding returned to Bristol
saturday.
Pearl Culver was home from Claremont
over Sunday.
Don cowdrey is visiting his home here
Tor few days.
Mrs. Z. P. Abbott is reported better and
gaining slowly.
Mrs. Charles Sleeper remains the same
as last week, very seriously sick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Kendriek Woodward left
here last week for Chaplin, ILL.,, To visit his
brother and family.
Calvin Dyke has not been SO well the
past week, suffering with bronchial
trouble and weakness.
q. Il. Tarbell Is In Cincinnati, o., this
week on business. Mrs. Tarbell has been
quite i'll with the grip since he left.
The Benson family OF this village has
purchased the place recently vacated by
W. A. Farnham and the Ellen Woodward
land adjoining.
The marriage OF Grace o. Robinson OF
south Royaiton aud Joseph Sherlock OF
Proctor Is announced. to take place May
n, at the home OF the bride.
Piof. Walter Howard, dean Of Middle
bury college aud one OF the board OF Nor
NAL school commissioners, was In town
Friday, a guest OF Principal Stetson oil The
graded school.
Rev. +. 4. Wells, pastor OF the Nj. =
church here, goes to lrasburg and Rev. w
NJ. Newton, past presiding elder, who has
made his residence here during his term
goes to Springfield.
| News has been received that son, NAL
colin Brooks, was born April IL TO MT
Etandars n 1Rden
Utah, being = grandson OF Mr.. and Mrs
O. n. Stoughton and MIR. and Mrs. Solder
Brooks OF this village.
Notice was received last saturday OF thu
death OF Mrs. Florence, wife OF Mile
Cushman, OF Cambridge, Mass, April 10
Mrs. Cushman was formerly resident o.
South Royalton. Her husband is native
OF Tunbridge and a son OF Amos Cnsh'
man, deceased.
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The Price Of Health.

"The price Of health in malarious dis.
trict is Just % cents, the cost OF box OF
DIR. Kings New Life Pills." wires Ella
Slayton Of holland, Ark. New Life Pills
cleanse gently and impart new life and
vigor to the system. &c. Satisfaction
guaranteed. ,
For sale by II. A. Leonard, Randolph.
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RAILROADS
SOUTHERN RAILWAY
Trains leave Union Station Alexandria


In Effect January 6, 1907.
N. -Following,schedule figures published
only as information, aud are not guaranteed.
III A. M-Daily-Lccal for WRren.ea,
nanyille and way stations.
7:52 A. M.-Daily-Local for Harrisonburg
and way stations.
s.f7 4. M.-Daily-U. s. fast Mail. First
class coaches and drawing room sleeper TO
New Orleans. Dining car service.
1882 AM Daily-Wsshington and Florida
limited. Sleeping cars between New York and
Jacksonville. Through hYst-class coaches
between Washington and Jacksonville.
Dining car service between Washington and
Columbia.
500 p. M.-Daily-Eew York and Atlanta
Express i First class coach to Atlanta; sleeper
10 Columbus Ga. Mondays, Wednesdays and
Fridays Sunset Route Tourist sleeper Wash
ington to San A'ysncisco.
AIS p. M.--Week Days-Local for Har-
risonburg and way stations on Manassas
branch
5:I2 P. M.--Daily-Lo~al e. wArrenton and
Charlottesville.
6:S2 P. M.-Week Days-Southern's Palm
Limited, solid Pullman 10 Aiken, Augusta,
Savannah, Jacksonville aud ST. Augustine;
sleeper bi.weekly to Charleston. Dining car.
1907 p. NJ, No. S3-Daily-New York and
Florida Express. Through coaches and
Eleepels 10 Charlotte, NOlunDlA ana AusuShs
Sleepers to Pinehurst week days. Dining car
service la carte.
1882 Z. -Dsily-Washiugto and Chat.
tano0ga Limited (yia Lynchburg), First
class coach and sleeping ear TO Roanokes
Knoxville, Chattanooga aud Memphis. Sleeps
er 10 Birmingham and New Orleans, Wash
ing:on 10 Roanoke. Dining car service.
li:i7 P. M.-Daily--Wsshington and South.
western Limited. All Pullman train, club
and observation cars to New Orleans Sleep
ers to Asheville, Atlanta, Birmingham and
New Orleans Dining ca service.
Through trains from the South arrive at Al
exandria 7:lS, 8:26 and S:tS A. N and 2:l3,
Sos. s'2s, 1913 and 1923 P. NJ. daily: 9:5S
A. NJ. except Mondays. Hsrrisonburg 1898
A. NJ. week days and 9:03 2 n. daily. From
| Charlottesville 1853 A. NJ
TRAINS ON BLUEM0NT BRANCH.
Leave Alexandria Nv. & o. Station) 1921 A
| NJ. 1:29 aud 4:5S F. NJ. week days for Blue
mont s., P. NJ. for Leesburg $50 A. NJ
and 1868 2. NJ on Sundays only for Blue.
/ mont.
| For detailed schedule figures. tickets, Pull
nan reservation, etc., apply TO
WILLIAM d. LEHEW, ticket agent,
| Alexandria, Va.
C. Fl. ACKERT. Vice Pres. and Gen. Mgr.
| s. H. HARDWICK, Pass. Traf. Mgr.
W. II. TAYL0E, Gen. Passenger Agent
| L. s. BROWN, General Agent.
| WashingtO D. G.
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OPENING AND CLOSING OF MAILS

Northern mails, week days, close at 10.
$50 aud 1lG0 q. m. and 80, o., 10
and 10 Is .. n. Open at 8 90 a. m, 1900 m,
and 4 80 p. m. On Sundays Northern mails
close at 9 90 a. M, 2 90 .. m. and 20 p. m.
Southern mails via Charlottesville close az
7 10 and 10 20 a. M, and 80, so and 1910
o. M. Open at s 90 a. m. and 80 and 80 p. M.
Southern mails, via Richmond, close at
9 as a. NJ. and $50. 500 and lot p. N.
Omen at 8 q. m. and and p. 10.
Manassas Division mails close at z 10 q. M
and 8 20 D. m. Open at 1900 m.
Alexandria and Round Hill mails close sf
7S0 a. M, | 90 and 4 co p. NJ. Open at 600
a. I'D. and s Bop. N.
Chesapeake and Ohio mails close at IS p.
On. aad 10 IS p. N. Open at 700 a. m. and
SOP. m.
Washington mails close az ITO. o55 and
tfOOa. M, and IS, 800, Is and ID Is
.. m. Open at s % a. m, " 90 m. and 4 90 p.
Office Hours-Open at 500 a. N. Close at
600 p. m.
Sunday Hours OPEN at sOOs. ID. Close
at l000s. m.
Carrers' eched lie Collection made on IN.
side routes-6 80 and 0O0 q. no. and 3 % and
8 80 .. IN. Fl u rOute-6 80 q. N. and 30 p.
m. Sunday c lection 500 p. N. Carriers
window open Sunday 900 q. m. and close
1000 a. m.
Deliveries made s 90 q. n. p. N. and 40
o. N.
All mail should be IN the Office .en minutee
before our indicated time for closing.
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ALEXANDRIA, GAZETTE AND VIRGINIA. ADVERTISE
WEDNESDAY EVENING. JAN. %. 1907
story Of the origin or ''In the sweet
~ and Nv"

ssor, Of the origin or 'In the sweet
ny and BY"
A song OF national circulation, Ia
the Sweet BY and By" written by ).
rulmore Bennett Of Elkhorn. Wis, had
It's birth in 4 country store. Mr. Ben
hett told The story. which is given ia
WISCONSIN Ina Three Centuries" AS fol-
lows:
II was about time for closing bust
ness in the evening when J. J.. WEB
.tar. whose melodies have made WIS
consln famous. came into the store
feeling somewhat depressed.
| said 10 Webster What Is the mat
Ter now
lie. REPLIED. lit j. no matter: 1t will
be all right by and by.
The idea 81 the hymn came to me
ike dash of sunshine. and ! replied:
.'The sweet by and 10y. Why would
not that make good hymn"
Maybe ii would" he said indiffer-
emily
then turned 10 my desk aud pcnned
the hymn * fast as | could write. /
handed il 10 Mr. Webster. Az he read
it his eyes kiudlcd and his whole de
meanor changed. stepping To the desk.
he began writing the notes instantly.
In few moments he requested Mr.
Bright 10 hand him his violin. and he
played with little hesitation the beau
tiful melody from the notes. \ Few
moments later he had iotted down the
notes for the different parts and the
chorus
/ do not think il was more than thir-
ty minutes from the time took my
pencil 10 write he words before The
hvmu and the notes had all been COM
pleted aud four of us were singing II
exactly * IL appeared in the SigDet
Ring few days later and as 1t has
been sung the world over ever since.
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The American Magazine.

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The noblest motive Is the pubic good.
Nir-il.
.,o,Irc,,r of s.unI,ox@..

The only expensive personal fame!
Of Frederick The Great. IL i said, was
his hobby for collecting snmfboxes. OF
which ne len ~ many as l3u. approx
maiely valued at Sl.3O.WO. Lord
Malmesbury says that one could hard
~ approach the King without sieezing
Two thousand pounds weight Of Span
lSh snnn had always 10 be kept II
store. but smoking. on the other hand
was an abOminatiDn 10 Frederick.
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Washington Southern Ry
Schedule in effect J n. 6. 1907

Trains leave Union Station for Washington
and points north at 03. 80 a. m. ~ OIL and
253. 7f9 $50. and II 80 p. M, week days.
Sundays-9 80 a. M, Y OIL, - o., . S2' anc
1913 p. m.
For Fredericksburg, Richmond aud poinu
south at 1856. Sl2 QoCaD, and Il % a. m.
400, s o. (local), and Al .. M, week days
Sundays IS and II % a. M, 400. so
(locaD, and IL p. m.
ACCOMMODATION for Quantico 8 70 q. m. sun
days only, 4 AZ p. m. week days and $50 D.
N. except Saturdays.
NOTE Time OF arrivals and departure
and connections not guaranteed.
W. d. DUKE, G.. w. CULP, w. P. TAYLOf
Asst to Pres't. Genl Supt. Traf. Mgr
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For OVER SIXTY YEARS.

An OLD AND WHLL.TRIED RIM EDY.-
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used tor ever sixty wears by millions OF
mothers for their children while teerning
With perfect success. II soothes tbs child,
softens the gums, allsys all pain, cures wind
collie and is the best remedy for Diarrhoa. 10
pleasant 10 the taste. Sold by druggists In
every pert Of the world. Twenty-Five cents
bottle. It's value is incalculsble. Be sure
sld ask for Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup
aid take 10 other kipS.
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KA-,. the Measure.

"When ycu get your groceries today"
said The butcher 10 his wife. don't 90
TO that little grocer next door to my
shop"
"Why n0t:" she demanded.
Because he sent in Yesterday and
borrowed an Did pair Of scales"
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No. didn't have a very good time.
she said. II wanted 70 talk. and there
wasn't a man there
"Rut there were plenty OF other
girls
"Oh. of course. but that was 10 sat
isfaciion. for they all wanted TO talk
too
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Group can positively be stopped in 20 min
utes. No vomiting-nothing TO sicken o
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does the work and does il quickly. Dr
Shops Group Cure is for Group alone, re
member. II does not claim TO cure dozen
ailments. It's for Group, that's all. Sold By
E. s. Leadbester & Sons. druggists.
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Piles get quick relief from DR.. shoop';
Magic Ointment. Remember its made alone
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Try it and see Sold by Z. 5. Leadoeater q
Sons, druggists.
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nrair.

Another unfair thing in life - the
bride. with wealth Of hair. wears i
veil. bui Tie groonl. who has bald
spot and really needs u veil 10 cover II,
+, denied the privilege. 20 AtchiScn
Globe.
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SIeeD.

Now blessings light on him that first
invented sleep. Ii covers n man all
over, thoughts and all. like cloak; 1t
is meat for the hungry. drink for the
thirsty. heat for the cold and cold for
the hot.-Cervantes.
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Pleasant Punish m emit,

Pastor-I hear that the lightning
struck your house. HOhenbauer. That
IL punishment for your wlckedness.
Peasant Well, sir, It's a punishment |
wouldn't mind having again, for got
1000 marks Insurance from it.-Lustige
Batter
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GROCERIES.
GROCERIES.
w. A. JOHNSON & CO.,
WHOLESALE GROCERs.
COMMISSION MERCHANT

GENERAL COMMISSION MERCHANTS
And Dealers in
ALL KINDS OF LIQUORS,
Have on hand GiDson's Xxx, Xxx, xxx,
and Pure Old Rye, Old Cabinet and Mono
gram Whistles also Baker'sand Thompson
Pure Rye Whistles, to which they invite the
attention OF the trade.
Orders from the country for merchandise
shall receive prompt attention.
consignments Of Flour, Grain and Country
Produce solicited, for which they guarantee
he highest market prices and promp. returns
N. ( corner Cameron and Royal Streets.
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Choice of Evils.

Smiley hope you won't mind II
bring a friend home 10 dinner tonight
dear. Mrs. Smiley-Oh no. sir. That
Is better than being brought home by
a friend after dinner-Chlcago News
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Some men are born great, some
achieve greatness and some couldn't
tell to save their necks how 1t hap.
pened
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Girl Frfend.hip.

Edith-Dld you sing for Mr.. Bore
leigh last night Ada-Yes. | sang al
most whole hour for him. Edith
I'm 80 glad TO hear t.. I've always
had the greatest aversion to that man.
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0uifA Inherent.

He-But thought you'd forgiven
me for that and promised to forget 1t?
She-Ycs: but | didn't promise to let
yon forget I'll forgiven IT,