The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-09-12
Cbistles.

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u vas talking " your wife today
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Hos dld whAi ksppcni That you we're
taiking
knlcker The president thinks BIZ
understands all about business Boo
kerr Mach ns a bachelor knows the
best wsy 10 bring up children.
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Tor ihls quarter inch clip screw
Manager For bicycle, lsappose' .,
q ponuy. No, it, motor car. Eh'
Charge half = crown.
The Lady Ny husband is partiou.
larry liable b. saaslckDess. Captain.
Could you toll him what 10 DO 10 ease
Of an attack The Captain TAM
necessary. mum. lie'll do it.
MIR. White lsympsthciically So
your husband ia Ia trouble again
Maudi Mrs. Black leberrilyl --No'm'
he's out Of trouble dess now--ih,
sooui.drcl's ia Jail.
What, gucrled the young man. !,
The difference between white lies and
black liosf White lies, answered the
home grown philosopher, arr the kind
We tells black lies are the kind We
hear.
"A DnIchman was whipping his boy
one day After laying on the rod for
some time he stopped and said; voi
you iink now, HansY Nothing father.
Yes you do; you iink your fader is a
ionEey. Nov ! lick you for dat.
--GAbo--They'yo taken Jones TO the
insane asylum. Sile--W What wnz the
matter with the criiterf Gable Tn.
derstand hes been telling the truth
about the size Of the fish be caught
this year.
Mrs. Smith Yes, my little five.
year old girl Is great help to my
housekeeping Mrs. Randall Why,
what can such child do to help' Mrs.
smith-she goes down and tells the
cook for me whenever we are going 10
have company.
Mrs. Nuriteh--I want 10 get a pair
Of swell white gloves TO wear 10 a
you want ihcmf Mrs. Nuriieh- See
here, young man. amt talking
about renting them. want TO buy
them.
- You millionaires take n great deal
Of wealth 10 Europe every summer.
Yes, answered Mr. Dustin Stax, we
are trying TO discourage immigration.
We're carrying The money there in
stead Of compelling them to come over
after il.
No, Godfrey, protested the beauti.
ful gitl, you mustn't do that. have
never allowed young man to put his
arm around my waist. That being the
ease, Gwcndolcn, he answered, sadly,
but with memorable frnness, you will
have 10 take your head off my shout.
der
NO haven't anything for you 10
cal, SAID the woman of the house.
Why don't you work for your liyingi
Haven't you any ocoupationf Yes, |
ma'ain answered Tuifold Knutt. |
Strengthening up aud fitting his mel. |
ancholy remnant Of a hat at a defiant
angle. I'm an inventor. An inventor |
OF whaif OF labor.saving devices, |
ma'ani. Good afternoon.
The following strap Of converse
uon was overheard the other day. but
II has probably been spoken or thought,
thousands Of times year for ages
back, observes the Taller: Why don't
You 90 for a weeks holiday, George,
suggested The loving wife; your EN-.
p'oycr can surely do without you. /
Know Il. replied her s,erner half, bu,
don't want him TO find il out.
--it's good thing 10 remember tina.
HE blow can always be sofiened, ob.
served Miss Maude Fulton Of The
Orchid. reminisccnily. Take the ease
Of The rejected sniior. oh. Mabel, the
youth groancd, burying his face in his
bands, after bis rejection, make il
easicr for me 10 bear. Won't you deari
Yes, VIII. Mabel gently answered. IIl
snore terribly.