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white vest and knocked inch two OF enamel from
his patent feathers but what of that?
As Lobelia truly said for Edison to invent the
phonograph Marcon TO produce wireless telegraphy;
Bell the telephone; and finally, fate decrecd the name
of lchabod Bnk should be added the list the first
Gods green earth TO offer combined auto
mobile and table.
When the ladies had the table set it was sight for
an epcure.
A snow-white cloth hid the boards, and fell around
conceaing the auto.
On it was spread pickles and jam ellies, fruits and
good store of Lobelias and Arimntas best silver.
cold turkey graccd end, and roast pig the other
and bottles Of wine and beer guarded the intervals be-
tween while celery and wild flowers added a combined
outrageous and Arcadian flavor 20 it an.
Preparations being now complete, the happy party
drew up their chairs and sat down comfortably
JOY IT,
Right there the trouble commenced
"Oh Bnks dear, where is the corksorew?' eN-
claimed Lobea.
I'm get it, it's under the seat in the tool-box re-
sponded Blnks with aacrty, he pushed his chair
hack and dved under the table into the front part
OF the auto while the waited for him 20 reappear.
Then something appeared to be wrong Blinks had
evidently disturbed some lcveri
Chugl Chug-gi O-o-ofl went the auto.
II began shake little shook harder until every
thing It commenced 70 dance, them TO their infinite
surprise their table started to move out fromunder their
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noses fast faster-uat; - ,.l cy realized the fact it
was making full tilt across the cd TO the road bearing
Blinks along, and leaving Arimina, Lobelia and Blif
lsns in daze seated with nothing but hole and pile
of dirt between them instead of a luxurious feast
lobea was the first to find her voice.
"lcha-bod lchab-o-dl .Stop-itl Stop-iti"
If Bnks could hear or made any reply, no one knew
All that could be seen of him was his legs sticking
from beneath the cover his white gartered feet waving
dstressuly in the air the runaway cruelty bore
him away.
Across the field straight for the road made the eat
ables on its surface agtated werdy by tire jar of
ton.
They seemed to be executing dance-it was all
hands around between the cold turkey oatsup bottle
and the celery spoon holder the piget and the butter
dish performed a solemn minuet, while various other
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Mr. and Mrs Denis Foqgarty possessed three pigs.
One of them gave them Infinite trouble by getting out OF
the pen.
This pig Mr.. Foggarty named William ]. Bryan:
"Phwhy do ye call him that enqured lns friend
Cassidy
"'Iis two reasons Cassidy" replied Mr.. Foggarty.
"The rsh is bccase he won shtay shut up and tn sec
ond is whin / come out in I'll mornn TO feed him. It S
10 20 I won't find hin in"
Accordingly Mr. Foggarv had arranged for the sale
of the pig to his friend Tim ara the butcher OF Hap
Mrs Foqgarty was on her way with the pig to deliver
it to Ofara. where it was arranged she was to meet
Air Fogrartv
Il was when she was moving along contentedly,
driving William Bryan by a cord attached 10 his hind
leg and had just passed the place of the picnic that the
runaway auto, going at a tremendous pace, sull
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things did lonely pas de sens or got out of the way en-
trely by falling off
AS an accompaniment, the unfortunate Bhnks, still
caught tnder the along his white spatted feet
wavng in the air and his dismal howls shifting ruefuly
on the of his distracted frends-who had recovered
themselves and strenuousy chasing their runaway
dinner
Like thing of life when it reached the road the auto
turned and made straight down the pike toward Yap
yllc with increased speed
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Deaths.


White
Ada Alice Fowler. 20 years. eO7 Fifth
William {. Tyler, IS years. s25 r street
northwest.
Jacob S. GuvaH. 90 years, 1870 I street
northwest.
William II. Henson. 50 years. col Har-
ward stree. northwest
Emma Baggie-. ca years. Government
Hospital for lnSa- @
Horatio r. Robey, 6s years. 343 Penn
syIVauia avenue northwest
Joseph -. Ryan, - years. Governme Mt
Hospital for Insane.
James s. lynch. 30 years, 40 Eighth
street northeast
Christine Kaiser, s. years. 5o7 NJ street
Mary 4. Flint. IS years. POS FlsgIer
D- Henry Miller. % years. Sls Fifth street
&c Catherine Burke. years. &c H street
northeast.
street southeast.
Winnlfrcd Mullen. "A years, 2l8 Seventh
phoebe packer, 20 years. Casualty
if Hattie sayIor. 81 years, Columbia
Ellen 4. Brosnan. 50 years. 475 z street
Charles ". Charter. 81 years, 5ls X
street northeast
street northeast
James VI. Harrington. a years, 6iI
Florida avenue northwest
James /. Pugh. ST, Sc years, 1885 r
street northwest.
Edgar 5. Busey, months, 2ls Fourth
street southeast
James H. Sutherland. s months. Provi-
dence Hospital
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AS TO FLAVOR
Found Her Favorite Again.

4 bright young lady Of the Buckeye
State tells how she came 10 be acutely
sensitive as TO the taste Of coffee:
MY health had been very poor for
several years" she says. Il loved coffee
and drank IL for breakfast, but only
learned by accident, as it were. that it
was the cause OF the constant. dreadful
headaches from which 1 suffered every
day. and of the nervousness that drove
sleep from my pillow and so deranged
nv stomach that everything L ate gave
me acute pain.
My condition finally got so serious
that / was advised by my doctor TO go
TO a hospital. l went to one of the
largest in Detroit There they gave me
what l supposed was coffee, and l
thought il was the best l ever drank,
but / have since learned IL was Postum
l gained rapidly and came home in four
weeks.
somehow the coffee we used at home
tried various kinds. but none tasted as
good as that drank in the hospital. and
an brought back the dreadful head
aches and the 'sick-all-over' feeling.
AT last one day ] got package OF Pos
tllno Food Coffee and the first taste OF
IL / took l said that's the good coffee
we had in the hospitalr l have drank
il ever since. three times a day. and
eat Grape Nuts for my breakfast. /
have no more headaches, and feel better
than / have for years Name given by
the Postum Co. Battle Creek. Mich.
There a reason
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Simply Swallow
Many Eat as Though They We're
Blind and Their Tongues Cut Out.

Dyspepsia Is built on cOnfidence-too
much confidence in the ability OF your
stomach 10 digest anything and every
thing you put int i.
In this age we have developed speed
in every line Of action, and We have also
developed speed in mastication.
We don't take time 10 eat right and
sometimes We do not eat the right kind
Of food. Sometimes we carry our bust
ness 10 our meals and as a result eat
mechanically. We eat as though we
were blind and our tongues cut out. We
simply swallow.
The result is that the food we eat is
half chewed. and lies like q lump Of
lead on the stomach.
You may deny TO yourself that you
abuse your stomach. but when you get
a bloaty feeling, you can't deny you've
got H.
When you get brash. quotations. burn
ing sensations. hloating. aversion 10
food. loss OF appetite, belcEiug and other
kindred ailments. there is not much use
asking Yourself. for the time being, why
YOU suffer The fact Is you've got these
ailments and the question OF the hour IS
how To get rid Of them at once. so that
al your next meal you may be able 10
sit down and look at your meal straight
IN the face-with 2 keen appetite and q
smile. and enjoy thoroughly everything
YOU eat.
Just one or Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets
Will digest an ordinary meal. without lne
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Each tablet contains the strongest d.
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Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets are not a
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And they are recommended by every
one who uses them-they can't help it.
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aversion 10 food.
Have Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets handy
where YOU can take one or TWO after
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and 20 get all the good possible out OF
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and we will at once send you by mail
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Died.

BUSEY-On sunday March O. 1907. EDGAR
SEARLES infant son Of Edgar @. and
the late Elite r. Busey.
ASHE-Ou March "a, 1907. ALBERT ASHE-
Particulars IN another column.
HERRINGTON-O Sunday. March 10. 1877,
Capt. JAMES NJ. HERRlSGTON.
Particulars in another column.
HFATH-On March ?. 1907. Mrs. SARAH
ELIZABETH HEATH
Particulars in another column.
PUGH-On Saturday March 3, 1907. JAMES
/. PIGH. former Senator from Alabama.
Particulars in another column.
MANNING-On March TO- 1901. Mrs. MARY
t. MANNING.
Particulars IN another column.
COLLETT-Oa March =. 1901. GEORGE COLI
LETT
Particulars in another column.
TIILER-On March 10. at HAS p. m. AN
DREW r. TILLER, an old type setter. for
nerIv OF Richmond. Va. AT the home Of his
laughter Mrs J. =. Mann. S2l2 Prospect
avenue northwest. this city. red seventy
The funeral will take place from the
house tomorrow, March y. at a m In
terment at Richmond, Va.
TyECH-On Saturday March g. 1907 at s.45
a m. at his residence, 20 Sth St NV.
LANES \. LYNCH.
Particulars in another column.
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mat l gave him the match for The
cigarette though"
!; 2--From what YOU heard him say
UGnal or irrational?
was rational
The only question by DeImas on
tV9sss-tAaminatidn was whether the
he had been.
Sergeant Mccarthy Called.
Sergeant David Mccarthy. who was
on the desk in the West Thirtieth
street police station when Thaw was
brought in on the night Of the TRACE
dy, was called
Gid you have any conversation
win Thaw when he was brought
IL, Al asked him his name. He said
~ was John Smitn.- I asked him
ms age. He said he was thirty-three
years old. / asked him his name
again. He said IT was John smith
and he lived at I3 Washington
SQUARE. He said he -.as thirty-seven
years old, and a student.
i told him the officer mad said he
nae sAot man, and asked him who IL
was The prisoner said, I think ]
had better not say anything about il
On your opinion, was the pris-
oneT rational o. irrational?
A.-RationaL
"AWo' -tAalilillfu BN iflndNs
Odd you see Daniel O'Reilly that
nlght2
Al might have seen him later.
Odd YOU make a record Of these
things?
40 mace record Of his pedigree.
Odd you go to the cell OF Mr.. Thaw
with Daniel o Reilly thai night.
Ayes. I remember I did.
Did you hear Thaw say that he
heard birds singing In his cel2
A.-No.
Odd you hear that he said he
heard women screaming in their cells?
4 No.
Q.-Was there any statement TO the
effect that Mr.. Thaw could not speak
to Mr.. O,Reilly except in the presence
OF an officer?
Al did not say so.
Q.-Was il made in your presence?
Ayes.
Q-When did you speak OF the occur
renee you have related?
Al was summoned 10 appear in the
district attorneys Office two or three
weeks latcr.
Q--Were you sworn?
A--Yes.
Q.-Who signed the subpoena which
brought you here?
A.-The district attorney. I suppose.
Q-By whom were you sworn?
A--By Assistant District Attorney
Turnbul.
Odd he administer the oath?
Al believe he brought in notary. but
] am not positive about that
This finished the discrimination
and noon recess was taken.
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In MemOriam.

sad but loving remembrance
~ Cur dear son. Wilmer l. Padgett. who
departed this life one year ago today
March H. 1906.
Gone but not forgotten.
The midnight stars are beamlng
Upon a silent grave, T.
Where sleepesI ,s4Iu1Ut dreaming
The one We could not save.
Heaven retaineth now the treasure,
Earth the lonely Casket keeps.
And the sunbeam loves 20 lnser
Where our darling William sleeps
II BY His Parents
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the powder marks at what range the
shots were fired2
Objected TO by Delmas and the objec-
ton was sustained
DR.. Letane was then excused.
Policeman Digit Called.
Assistant District Attorney Garvan
called Policeman Dennis w Digit and
questioned him.
Q-when did you first see Thaw the
night of the shooting?
AIT The corner of Twenty sixth
street and Madison avenue.
Odd you haHe any conversation
with him?
Ayes.
Q-What did he say?
Il object to any conversation with the
defendant. because any statement made
a that time was privileged" said Mr..
.'TIl allow the question" said Justice
Fitzgerald.
The witness began. u saw omceE
Debs in the midst OF d crowd
Tell ms what he said interrupted
i asked him what he was turned over
10 me for continued the policeman,
and he said Take me away from the
crowd. Take me 20 the station house
and I'll tell the captain about it..
Q.-On the way to the station house
did you have any conversation with
nlTnE
Ayes
O.-What was it2
A-Somebody asked me what the pris
oner had done I told him he had killed
some one I'm the Garden.
Dellnas objected
Il move 10 strike ont any CONVERSE
tons With anybody except the prisoner.
ne said
Conversations Struck Out.
CeeGCd with his narrative.
He said. I did, after ] asked him
if ne had shot man. ] asked him why
he did IT, and he said; There are too
n any people around. I will explain
when ! get 20 the station house He
asked for a light for a cigarette as we
walked to the station house. He also
asked for a cab but I would not allow
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Conversations Struck Out.
VITAL RECORDS
Births.
lbs reported March 9. 1897:

Births reported March g 1897:
White
John and Edith Jones, girl.
Lewis and Leah Bremen. boy.
Arthur c. and Maud v. Duke. girl
Graham and Belle w. Hume boy.
Thomas r and Addie :. Horner. boy
Levi and Loretta Port. girl.
Earl T. and Emma z Raglan. boy.
Horace r. and Grace f. Troth. boy.
Walter :. and Louisa w. Turpin. girl
Glenn NJ. and Nivien Q. White. boy.
Conrad and Mary Zellur, girl.
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TO CURE GRIP IN TWO DAYS

LAXATIVE BROMO QuInine removes the
cause To get the genuine, call for fun name
and look Tor signature OF E W. Grove sc.
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Special Notices.
Columbia Club,

The whisky that made Washington IA
nous SchliJz' beer on draughL. w J.
Donovan, log 7th St NV.
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Schools and Colleges.

Drawing and Machine Design
Conducted by Expert Craftsmen
FLYNN-S BUSINESS COLLEGE. 18th and u
feI--tf
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EDMOND Q. PIGEON, D. D. s,
WITHouT pRAUG.

Responsible Filings, Crown. and Bridgework-
Plates. and Extracting. Corner u and IT'D
cts. Main EAF- fe-0-tf
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Jerome Made Blunder.

This question came as a surprise. as
the evidence up to this time showed
that Mrs. Thaw had gone TO Hummels
Office in 1908 1t was assumed that Je-
rome had either mistaken the year or
that he had evidence Of a further visit
which had not been referred to. A mo-
ment later Jerome referred 10 the tele-
phone communication as subsequent TO
October q. 1903.
Jerome Argues Point.
Arguing the point. Jerome said TO the
court:
Your attention was directed TO an
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the most essential TO retain health
Equip your Churches, School HOEses-
ONCE Rooms. Sleeping Apartments, &c.
with PULLMAN AUTOMATIC VEN
economical and eYerlast-
ing. H &. kIDWELL, Wash, ID. G.
mgr. FOR company. once. 1256 alst ST
Phone West Sill 1elO-6Ot
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o. W. q. WALpo, pENTIsT, q

DR. W. Il. WALDO, DENTIST, (3l0
East Cap. ST.. viii occupy his down.
town Office beginning MONDAY, FEB
RUARY IS, 11O7 g St NV. fe2S-2Ot
WHY co DOWN TOWN to get your
clock repaired when you can drop
postal 70
T. z. CALLAHAN, The Clock Nan,
- 10th ST. NV. and get II repaired az
q more liberal rate. fe7-30t
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DR.. GEO. S. WALDO, DENTIST, 1890
New York Ave. NV. formerly 80 East
Capitol ST.. The AIveola Method (no
pldteS). Painless extracting. mhl-tf
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Continued from First PageD

his brainstorm and made IL possible
for his counsel to describe him as so
overwrOught by psychic explosion as TO
make him like a rudderlesS ship
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Sewing Machines Slightly Used -
and Up. Easy terms. 59c weekly; ma.
chimes rented. 50 cents weekly; machines
repaired, 80 cents and up; drop postal.
ROBERTSON, 1910 9Th 81. nv.
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Eau-Eoyes Day and Night School
Both Sexes All Ages. CoIeEe-Preparato-
Technical and Graded COurses-Also special
coaching. Catalogues. FRANCES MANN
HALL n ~ Principal Phone Main 1S7s a.
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7. z. CALLAHAN, The COCK MAJ,
723 2Oth st. ". ".
Drop postal and have your clocks re-
paired Al very liberal rates mhlO-50L
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MRS. II. LAEDoH REED,
PHYSICAL CULTURE FOR ADULTS
1904 X ST. y. ". Phone Main s71L
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Ruling to Fix Dates.

Justice Fitzgerald ruled that the dis
trict attorney should tx the date before
introducing the letters.
OIL show you peoples Exhibit us
and ask you whether after looking at it
you can state the inception Of the period
when you began to represent this de-
PENDANT?
objection by Delmas.
Q.-DO you remember when YOU first
appeared for the defendant in the case
OF Ethel Thomas.
Objection sustained.
Q.-After October, 1904. when did you
next see Mrs Evelyn ThaW2
Al don't remember.
Odd she come TO your Office shortly
after?
Al believe she came there. but
cannot fix the day.
Q.-Were you in 1904 Informed by her
by telephone TO come to the Office OF
Abraham Hummel?
A.-Not in 1904
Dc1r0Qs Objected
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Coroner's Physician Called.

Coroner's Physician DR. Timothy Le-
hane. who performed the autopsy on
the body Of Stanford W ate, followed
Attorney LOngfellOw.
Assistant District Attorney Garyan
began 10 question the witness, but
stopped short when he ran up against
an objection by Delmas. Thaw's cOun-
sci raised the point that the direct
examination Of DR.. Leblanc covered all
the Information that witness had.
Justice Fitzgerald, however, allowed
the district attorney to proceed. lie
asked one question. and then gave up
in despair. 49,, d.
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the powder marks at what range the
shots were fired2
Objected 20 by Delmas and the obJec-
ton was sustained
Dr. LeEane was then excused.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1907-11-14
WeIl-Deservcd Prosperity.

The following paragraph from the
llazellon Republican Of last week in
regard TO lSillsport Old-timer OF
the vintage Of 81 goesto show that In
bygone days, as at present, IL is pos
sible that man may know or at
least believe lie knowS--better than
his neighbois what is good for him.
Twenty years ago Sine Kurtz was
i'm the Judgment Of his neighbors 60.
lug altogether too strong for new
country that might prove TO be unfit
for the permanent abiding place Of
white men. La the view Of the COM
munity he was assuming too much
responsibility in the exploitation Of
an experiment And when he went In
debt for some big brood-mares we were
all sure he would eventually 20 bank
iupt- But the then young man kept
on saving WOOD He continued to
farmall the acres lie could handle, and,
his boys proving to the right sort> as
they grew older he found willing help
ers. In the early years, during harvest
time his midday meal was usually
eaten On the binder, and there seemed
10 be an air about him that conveyed
the impression that he hadn't second
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1907-11-14

The following marriage licenses
have been issued BY Judge Carley
since the Records last report:
VETTER-BATCn.-NOv. 9Th. Bern.
hardt Vetter Of Linton aud Msrtana
Batch. Of Dakem.
BlTz-JuNoKLA.-Nov. sth. Sebas
tian Bitz OF Aberdeen Is. d. and Mar
garet Jungela Of Linton.
LOCHART-FEreT Nov. 1lth, 10
names Lochart Of Strasburg and Fran
ciska Eeist Of Napoleon.
The fOlloWiug.named persons wert
licensed and married By Judge Carley
WHITNEY - TENANT. - Nov. 9th
Clarence Whitney and Eliza Tenant
both Of Winona.
WHALKN-PooL.-Nov. 18th, Thos
]. Whalen and Grace Pool, both o
Westfield.
Emmons County record. [volume] (Williamsport, D.T. [i.e. N.D.]) 1884-current, 1907-11-14

OTg usually wise young lIituu, u|u-
itor Packard, Of the Valley City
Times Record, has. we grleve 10 re-
late. made Two bad breaks. recently.
First. he pointed the finger oil Sc0rn
at his venerable colaborer IN the
moral vineyard OF Barnes county. lie
gently chided Comrade Vallandigham,
Of the Patriot. because Of his receiv-
ing a special-act pension. and lnti-
mated that VAL receives his 10.
creased income because Of support OF
Senator Hansbrough. II occurs to us
that any young '.neyy q the able and
eloquent copperhead. Clement l.
who refused TO be misled by the dis
loyal teachings Of that noted uncle,
and who shouldered his musket to
help the effort to prevent that uncie's
secessonist friends from destroying
the Union-is entitled IN his Old age
u the consideration Ut the govern
ment. In this county. at least, all
of the special-act Increases have been
obtained by Portor j. McCumber.
chairman OF The pension committee OF
the United States senate. Not . sin.
gle one OF the few old soldiers In this
county who have a..ad their pensions
Increased by congress has been asked
sure that at least as long as Mr.. Nc
Cumber is in the senate none will be.
The writer is not a penSiOneT, for the
reason that he suffered noinjury other
than from the probes Of southern mos
uultOes during his brief service Of six
months in the Mississippi squadron.
This as to the general law. lie is not
penSiOnabc under the act Of 1890 for
| the reason that-save ia bygOne days
an attack Of katZenjammer In 1.-The
cold, gray dawn Of the morning after y
he has not been disabled by sickness,
and more or less prompt payment by
his subscribers have kept him from
the dependent" class. Under the
recentIy-enacted McCumber law, he Is
three years to0yOuthful TO receive the
minimum Uf $l2 per month allowed to
Union soldiers Of the civil war. But,
although not a penSioner, the editor
OF the Record believes that those who
enlisted To defend this government In
the civil war at $l3 per month, while
citizen government mule-drivcrs re-
cciyed $45 per month, are entitled to
aid from the government when they
are handicapped by sickness or old
age. And this Is equally true of the
soldiers uf any other war in which
this country has been engaged. We
believe that, were vote In this
county required ON the question Of
the score Of old soldiers OF the county
obtaining or keeping pensions-gen
crai or special nine-tenths Of the
people would cast their ballots In the
affirmative.
The other bad break by the Times.
Record is the suggestion " Represent
ative John Sorley as republican can.
didate--a man who years ago betrayed
his party 10 the election OF . United
States senator, and who in the last
house was simply Il tail TO Casey:
democratic kite: who secures whatev
er Of political prominence he obtain!
through fact as to ancestry which III
does not allow to be overlooked, ant
who clutches the skirts Of the repub
lican party only because it has a bi,
ma jOrily in the state.