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The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09
FRIENDS HELP
st. Paul PARK Incident,

"Aner drinking coffee for breakfast
1 always felt languid and dull. having
DO ambition 20 set TO nay rnoming
duties Then 10 about an hour or so a
weak. nervous arrangement OF the
heart and stomach would come over
me with such force / would frequently
have Go lio down.
AT other times l had eve re head
aches. stomach finally became Affect
ed and digestion so Impaired that I
had serious chronic dyspepsia and con
supauon, A lady. Tor many years
state President Of the W. q. n. u
told me she had been greatly hone-
htcd by quitting coffee AM using
Postum Food Coffee: she was trou'
hlcd Cor years with asthma. she said
IL was no cross 10 cult conuc when
she found she could have as delicious
an article as Postum
Another lady. who had been tnon.
hiod with chronic dyspepsia far years
found immediate relief on q sins cot
fee and beginning Postum twice a day.
she was wholly cured. sim another
friend told me that Postum Food COT
Zee vas a Godsond TO her, her heart
trouble having been relieved after
Ioaving Oh coffee and taking Postum
$50 many such cases cane 10 my
notice that 1 concluded coffee Was th'
cause Of my trouble and ! cult are
took un Postum am mere thar
pleased 20 say that my days Of trou
BE haze disappeared ! ana well ans
happy There's q Reason hea'
-rho poad 10 Weiylle IN pisa
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

Trout protection Nonsense said
gunner OF local eminence. Trout
are amply able 90 protect themselves
Look al thOlr depredauons among
ducks. Tor example, and you win agree
with me that it's tho birds that need
protection. It's a common thing for 6
trout 10 jump from the water seize 3
duck by me neck drag the unfortunate
fowl into the depths sufficiently 70
leave is feet sticking IN the air where
Ia can eet no purchase upon she uni
verse. and thus drown a. Ieen the
trout picks the feNthcrs from the bird
eats ID az as leisure and swima away
out OF the jurisdiction Of ne c9af'A
Are there any nshermeng NoneI Too
bad. This would be- a match Tor one
III their nsh stories
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09
WHERE WOMAN IS SUPERIOR.
Vegetarian Springs a Few Fseia en-
As;sn!shes ce~psnienE

-since the nrst Of the year. be
said. Il haven't had a smoke and |
haven't taken d drink
Everybody looked a. him with
amaremenI respect and How
r wilicd he must be, they said;
hos asceuc. how spiritual, Il was ire
mcudous-
And YETI said a pale vegetarian.
all women. or az least SO per cent Of
them. maintain this wonderful absus
hence their whole life long. Why
don't You praise them for it?
Win his medicatCd handkerchief
be- brushed the from his lips
I'VE men. he said. beside women
are hogs We call our women silly;
we won't give them The vote but the
average woman lives on a higher
plane than the average man. She
thinks OF nohlor things than money
grubbing. drink. tobacco, food
did you ever hcaF your vile
Erowl about the cooking DID you
ever hear OF a oma e%picure? MOI
woman is above che hoslike pleasures
OF the table She SIS above such q
tobacco and whisky seanco az ia now
going on here
The vegetarian put on his cap OF
medlcnted flannel and, despite the
warmth Of tho uight. drew the haunel
cartabs over bic ears.
Give woman her due. he end "a.
"sho ls A nnor-abored. a tcmifer'
ate. a more spiritual creature than
coarse. gross. hog,like man Cim-in.
natl Enquirer.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09
1T WOULD BE SIMPLE.
Fermaiiues Complied with, Escape
from Hotel Was Easy.

Ia the days before the dawn Of his
fame q Was the practice Of a certain
well known author 10 wander up and
down the land seeking shat he might
levour In the way OF suggestion and
bcal color. In this way he bad DRIFT
g down into Arkansas %ropghing it,
"a not. as he expresses Il. presenting
appearance calculated 20 inspire a
aItsl proprietor with unlimited conf
ure.
The only hotel Ga the town. q frame
.ructure. seemed TO have been built
upon the theory that there was plenty
SO room straight up but that ground
nd 60 be bought. and the waudercr
was shown 60 a room on the third
O sor. reached through many narrow
sid whding passages From the one
window Il vas q straight drop 20 the
sound.
Say. how would / get out Of this
f.ice iu a s OF hrel' be asked the
lsldlorS. who had brought up his
grp.
The other eyed him ooldly.
WALL. he drawled. all yo' would
have 10 DO would be 20 show thcg
n.tht vatchmau-the one with thef
shotRuu-a reccipted bin fob yo.
beard an lodcin'. an get him TO tie up
Tier bulldoE -harpers Weekly
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

Tie rsrders " fhia paper via - pleased 20 lean
fat there lEut lead one dressed HiseaaE lhh4 ocie1Ce
hss hesn aule % care i1 81 De- STAGES. ald rlar is
Catarrl- HAIRS cEaaurh Cure So rle cuF puE-UFa
core u1w EulEn 70 she medlcal fraternity. CEssrrh
being q cpufuFuuuuHl disease, rEgulraE q cgrauta-
tuual freafaelL Halfa eatlrrh Cure e. take1 IN
trua y. HcunE treclT ur1l re blea and uu1Cla
E1Tlaces u he sTsteu- thereby destroying te
fqu1lacq1 q ire Gaeaaa sd Eiri1E tne pEH-tuf
Etreugth BY DulllEE W tle constitutes are eszsJ
Tag nature in doing Us work. Ths prerretcru hare
eamach faith O. De- curative poWera tklf teey cIer
ous Hlndrsd Dal-aE for any cese thaf 8 11la -
care. SEND f1r leg % feHHu1uiaiA
Aatres : CHESEF co, TOicdz,o
sold hv ai urlErEiF- re.
Take HalrE Family pills fF c1-stEEasa
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

spells, For ten years I could not DO
housework. and Tor two years did not
get out Of the house. The kidney Sc
cretious we're irregular. and doctors
we're not helping me Doan's Kidney
Pills brought me quick relief. and
finally cured me. They saved my life.
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo, y. Y.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

The extraordinary popularity % hns
white goods this summer makes the
choice OF Starch a matter Of great inn
p%ortance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals. IS he
only one which Is safe 10 use on nne
fabrics. It's great strength as a stlE-
ener makes half the usual quantity al
Starch necessary. with the result =
perfect finish. equsl 10 that when the
goods were new.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09
Her chlsf Wprr.

We'll poor girl. said Ms Marryat,
~you have been married just long
enough now TO begin 20 experience
your husbands Shortcomings
Yes. replied young Nh Galley,
"but his Shortcomings don't bother
me as much as his long goinss and
etayinga"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

fran kidney tron
bies. Ny back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
sharp. shooting
pains. Ny eyesight
was o dark spots
appeared before me.
and had dizzy
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

How inconsistent your neiehbors
arei They refuse 70 say that you are
q good man. but after the undertaken
gets you they delight 10 saying that
you we're a good man.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

All Cloth Hate. Chiitnrn's urrsrta ete.
made " look lie rev ulfh PUTNAM
FADElEaS DYES.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

II sometimes happens that other
people have as good an opinion Of a
mar as he has Of himself-after he is
dead.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

The easiest way TO interest a wom-
an ir a one-dollar article Is 70
mark II dowa from $3.50 70 1923.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

BE generous 10 judging no faults
Of others. Most Of rs can only zee
our own ahadoER.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

Fraud Is The recourse Of ueakusss
and cunning -0lbbon
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

A fruit tree in the back yard is
worth two family trees IN a glass case.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09
{ YEARS OF PAW.
Unable to DO Even Housework BE.
cau~e Of Kidney Troubles.

Mrs. Margaret Emmerlch. Of Gin.
ton 81, Napoleon. o., says. "For
hfteen years I was a great sufferer
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

Il Foes without sayinr that a talking
machine does not say withou, seine
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-05-09

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The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
FOUR SHAFTS OF HUMoR.
Pithy Remarks from One of the Fore
most Jokesmiths.

With the truly artistic tempcra.
mcnt tho bird in the bush has sCant
notion of doubling its value by chang.
ing to the hand.
4 has-bcon Is n man who has spent
his time with hair vigors. electric
brushes and newspaper recipes, when
he should have been winning q laurel
wreath to cover his iGnominy with.
When you enter n shop state just
what you want. For then the mer.
chant can 70 intcligcntly to work to
sell you something else. The great
law of commerce Is to sell people
what they don't want. What they do
want will sell itself
But. probably It is no harder to live
mp to your reputation when you are
young than It will be to live 1t down
when you are older --p1ck.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
ENCOURAGING FACTS
THOSE CONTEMPLATING CHANGE
OF RESIDENCE SHOULD
READ THEM.

The other day the writer was in the
Office of the Canadian Government at
st. Paul, Minnesota. On the windows
Of the building were signs to the effect
that homesteads Of lG0 acres were
given free to actual settlers, and In
the windows were displays OF wheat,
oats, barley, other grains and vege.
tables, which he was told were grown
In Western Canada. This could be
readily believed for In no other cour.
try on the Continent would 1t be pos.
sible TO grow such splendid specimens.
The world Is now pretty well advised
that in the growing OF such cereals
rs have been named and vegetables as
well the Provinces of Manitoba,
Saskatchewan and Alberta have no
competitor For several years past
specimens have been exhibited at
state and County Fairs throughout the
State, and these exhibits are looked
upon as one OF the chief attractions,
They have demonstrated what can be
done In the climate OF country pos.
sessing o soil that will grow things
But that It was possible tn grow yegc.
tables such as were seen there seemed
to create some doubt. But 1t was
the case, And apples too. Not OF
course sthe splendid fruit grown in
countries more congenial to such cul.
ture, but they were In evidence.
IYI ha
ers were forced to stop and think.
When a similar exhibit was paced be-
fore them during the past few weeks,
many of them were forced to stop and
remark: THAT Is much ahead Of any.
thing we can do. The quality OF the
grain we have conceded, for has not
so-and-so sent us samples grown on
his own farm the like Of which we had
never seen before, But to think Of
the vegetablcs-and such vegetables.
Why. we thought everything was
frozen up there. and these turnlps,
cabbages, cauliiowers, bcots. man.
Colds, pumpkins, and squashes are
away ahead of anything we ever saw
grow" That is the story everywhere.
Thousands OF Western Canada home.
steaders, formerly United States citi.
zeus, are growing just such grain, Just
such vegetables, which yield them a
splendid profit with little outlay on the
farms that they have secured from the
Government Of the Dominion Of Can.
ada at the nominal cost Of SO for 100
acres. II adjoining land Is wanted 1t
can be secured from the railway com.
panies or from private individuals at
moderate prices and reasonable terms.
by placing yonr name and address on
4 postal card and addressing 1t to the
Canadian Government Agent, whose
name appears elsewhere, copy Of
Last Best West" telling you all about
It will be sent You free.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
FREE TO OUR READERS.

Write Murine Eye Remedy CO., Chi.
cage for 4S.page illustrated Eye Book
and II this paper is mentioned they
will send you n Free Bottle Murine for
Your Eyes. Write all about Your Eye
Trouble and their Ocuists will advise
as to the proper Application of the
Murine Eye Remedies in Your Special
Case Your Druggist will tell you that
Murine Cures Eyes. Makes Weak
Eyes Strong. Doesn't Smart. Soothes
Eye Pain. Aids those Wearing
Glasses and Sells for soc.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
The Barker and ST. Luke.

The rubberneck wagon. filed with
sightscers. was approaching st. Luke
hospital says the New York Times. A
whitc.haired woman stood in the
grounds, and near her a man was
using lawn mower.
There" said the barker, with n
swing Of his arm toward :he hospital,
rs st. Luke's hospital, one of the most
noted in the metropolis. The white.
haired lady is one Of the nurses. and
there you see st. Luke himself cutting
the grass"
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
DOCTORS IN GRAND JURY NET.
Two Indicted In Iowa for Conspiracy
to Force an Independent Physi-
clan from Surgical Case.

Waverly, lathe Bremner county
grand jury, which few weeks ago
indicted fourteen members of the coun.
ty medical association. alleging viola.
ton of the antitrust law. recently re-
ported additional indictments against
DR.. w. A. Rohlf and DR.. o. l.. Chaffee
on the general ground Of conspiracy.
Their alleged offense was of forcing
an Independent doctor from surgi.
cal case, in which he as well as one Of
the accused doctors had been en-
ployed, after he had refused to sign
the union scale.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

the urine. My wife and | have both
used Doan's Kidney Pills for what doc.
tors diagnosed MS advanced kidney
troubles, and both of us have been
completely cured"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
Use the WhItewash Literally.

Whitewashing poultry houses two
or three times year, with little car.
bolic acid and coal oil in the wash,
will largely prevent mites and lice.
Let the wash be hot and thin, and
put into all cracks.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

There are now only six states in
the United States whose legislatures
meet every year. In the others the
legislatures meet only once In two
years, and this is true of the great
states Of Pennsylvania and Illinois.
Only the legislatures of New York,
New Jersey, Massachusetts. Georgia,
South Carolina and Rhode Island meet
once year.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
The Sequel.

Funny thing about Dudley. He said
he needed little whisky because he
was run down"
well, wasn't he run DOWN."
81 don't know about that, but I do
know he was run in."-The Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
p0luLJLIRlY,;s2as;5;a
H344h9KEES9
VI @(('f9
DOES 1T PAY7
Wisdom Of Extracting Sections from
Hive Called Into Question.

AS rule. this question will have
to be answered in the negative 1t ia
too much fussing for the little gain
derived from the operation. However
there are exceptional cases when II ia
not only desirable but in small way
profitable.
During the many years Of my bee
keeping conditions have occasionally
been such that | felt the desire to eX.
tract sections, writes G. c. Grclner in
Bee Culture; but as | thought 1t could
not be done without running too much
risk OF breaking the combs from the
wood, and, besides, not having any
convenient rig to do the job In a salts.
factory way, have never, until lately,
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
a Certainty,

Every woman thinks she would
make an actress"
Not every one"
"Ycs."
There is my wife"
Doesn't she think IT."
mo; she knows it."-Nashvllle
American.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

q pioneer or Colo
RADIO, now living Mt
21S East Nebraska
Street, Blair, Neb.,
says: Il had such
pains In my back
for u long time that
| could not turn
in bed, and at times
there was an almost
total stoppage OF
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
Split the Difference,

In dog case at Felixstowc. Eng
land. one witness testified that the dog
whose loss was being sued for was
worth sl25, while another swure it
was worthless. So the Judge awarded
SG2.50 damages as n fair average.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

Give Defiance Starch fair trial
try 1t for both hot and cold starching,
and II you don't think you do better
work, In less time and at smaller cost,
return 1t and your grocer will give you
back your money.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
STATE or ONO, CRY or TOLEDO %.

Lucas CoUTT.
Prank ]. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner of the arm OF +. J. CHENEY Co., doing
business in the City OF Toledo County and State
aforesaid and that said nrm will pay tho sum OF
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each Gld e-ery
case OF CLTABRH that cannot be cured By the use OF
HALLS CATbRRH CURE. - . .......
Sworn % before me and subscribed Ia my presence,
this 9Th day Of December, A. d. lss6.
1 SLi EorAHr PUBLIC.
f-
HAIRS Catsrrh euro 10 taken internally and scts
Nrectly on the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
f.. j. CHENEY b CO., Toledo, o.
Sod by all Druggists, I5c
Take lIall'sFamily Pins for constipation
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

Tho time Is the worst employed
which we give up to regrets. unless we
learn from them lessons for the fu-
ture.-Levis.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

Don't forget that green cut bone
10 one of the best obtainable foods to
induce production and promote
growth.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

A poor but otherwise strictly hon.
est man says that the worst thing
about riches Is not having any.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

Lewis Single Binder straight &c cigar is
good quality all the time. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

He is n successful manufacturer who
never makes mistakes.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

How did your son who was stage
struck, find this starring business?"
IAN moOnshine."
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22

A bright woman who is also a pretty
woman has The world In q sling.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1907-11-22
VETERAN OF THREE WARS.
A Pioneer OF Colorado and Nebraska

Matthias Campbell, veteran Of tho
civil war and two Indian wars, and
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-03
Objects of the Bureau.

The division Of immigration is in
constant correspondence with the gov
errors Of states and their immigration
officials. The object is to ascertain
where labor is wanted and where set
tiers are desired. Then the informal
ton division directs the immigrants
to the jobs and the settlements. In
tell1gent representatives are to mingle
with the immigrants on shipboard and
inform them as to chances for employ
ment and for acquiring farm land.
Mr.. Powderly states that his division
now has Jobs waiting for approximate
~ a quarter Of million men, women
and children throughout the country.
There is no lack of work, he says, for
anybody who wants to work, either
American or foreign import. If the
foreigners must be imported they mus
be distributed. It is simply a matte
Of distribution and assimilation or con.
centration and stagnation.
This division Of information estab
lished by Secretary Straus is not to
merely aid in distributing immigrants.
1t will furnish American workingmen
as well as immigrants not only infor-
nation where work may be obtained,
but it viii actually obtain for them a
promise Of employment before they
leave one part of the country for an
other.
Organized labor in some quarters has
severely criticised Secretary Straus for
the creation Of this so called free en-
ployment agency. These critics hold
that Mr.. Straus is not a friend to
union labor. They hold that the igno-
rant European immigrant will work
more cheaply than the intelligent
American and therefore that the new
system Of distribution will tend to cut
down the general scale of wages. AS
to this point no doubt the divergence
Of opinion will be wide.
A fierce fight against the new move.
ment Is imminent in the Forthcoming
congress. Lined up alongside the ad-
m1n1sration will be many state gov
ernors and local immigration officials
who are trying to get settlers to take
their unoccupied lands. The railroads
~~0~ "AAA AANC u u01A1 ll0 udII0I.
They want to sell tickets and haul
produce. Also in line with the admin
1strat1on will be the various charitable
organizations In the great cities. On
the other hand will be those earnest
persons who hold that America is for
Americans and the devil take the rank
outsider.
The problem has several distinct
phases. It is ethical, social and indus
trial. Are we our brothers keepers or
are we merely our brothers support
ers? Something must be done with the
Immigrants. They are here, and they
are coming by the million. From pres
ent indications the proposition will be
fought to some kind of finish on the
floors Of congress to the exclusion of
the free seed problem and the tariff.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-03

government toward benevolent assim
1latlon OF foreigners who are admitted
under the laws, and must be admitted
no matter whether we want them or
not, until the laws are altered It is a
highly important movement Now for
the first time the national government
has opened its eyes to the fact, that
serious situation, not a scientific the
oEy, confronts us. This new creation
in Secretary Stratus department., au-
thorized by an act of the last congress,
is step toward controlling that seri-
GUS situation.
Heretofore all our immigrants have
come into the country in a haphazard,
laundering way, looking out for them
selves altogether, preys of sharks and
crooks, many of them practically help
less and hopeless. With the United
States admitting them through the Ell
lis island gates, it has been a pitiable
case Of the blind leading the blind.
Uncle Sam has been blind to the perils
of the situation and blind to the op-
portunities presented him in properly
handling his incoming wards. He has
been careless and. inefficient guard
ian. Everybody who has made even
a casual study Of the immigration
problem is aware Of this fact, which
is not creditable to the government.
Without direction or advice other
than that afforded by the steamship
companies and the birds of prey who
infest the lower end of Manhattan Is
Land, what becomes Of the immigrants
Who now reach our shores to the num-
Der Of more than a million a year?
We'll. most of them stay in three Or
Tour of the biggest cities. New York
catches and holds in the neighborhood
IF quarter Of a. million a year. Chi
ago 2ssimilates into it's slums a hun
area thousand or more. philadelphia
gets many, Boston. more than the Back
BAY district can stand foryWitti euua-
1imity, and smaller cities catch more
chan their full quota. Only a compar-
:atfvely small number of the incomers
SO out to the liberal farming countries.
north. south and southwest, and inherit
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-03
Lobster Monstrositv.

Charles A. Chase of Bath, Me-, cap
cured freak in the lobster line the
other afternoon while fishing ten miles
east Of Seguin, Me-, says the Kennebec
journal. He hauled in a lobster which
measured thirty-two inches and weigh
ed thirteen pounds. The shell was COW
cred with barnacles and was judged
by old fishermen to be at least ten
years old. It was the largest lobster
caught in that vicinity for many years.