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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
| Tales Worth TGIliISi
THE THOUGHTFUL LANDLORD.

A New Yorker whose business fire.
quently takes him through the South
tells of an amusing experience in a
country hotel in one of the Carolinas
The New Yorker soon learned that
the landlord of this establishment laio
it down as one of his principles of ac-
ton to give his patrons a little more
than they asked for-to be extra ac-
commodating," as he termed it.
The New Yorker had left a call for
six in the moring so that he might take
an early morning train north; and he
went to sleep in the calm assurance
that he would be aroused at the proper
hour
81 seemed hardly to have fallen into
sound slumber," says he when
heard terrific pounding at my door
| sprang up, wide awake"
What's the matter?' called out
-Four o'clock! four o'clock SAINT
the landlords voice from the other
sire of the door Two more hours to
sleep!' "-Harper's Weekly
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22

They are having lot of serious
fighting in Morocco,-that is, Sc
rious for the Moors, but the situa-
ton is evidently such as to justify
fears that it will become serious
for others yet. The Examiner thus
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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22

According to a somewhat hum
orous announcement in Harper's
Weekly, the President is after the
newspapers now. The big New
York ones have been displeasing
Oyster Bay and probably Teddy is
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
Teddy After
Big Newspapers

ps THE first suggestion said to have eanad from the Inter
state Commerce Commission aided and abeed by Mr. Jacob R
oopal mCnoposc but peos
pea from Newport leave dstrbed its shining
in the of Mr. Melville E. Stone ultimately touched
that has been cruelty supposed know brother
demanded Happily assistant encouragement had few
ue and with the usual dness and the
ton which is receiving favorable consideration
The chief points in the indictment understand
the like the railways of the public
fore properly subject governmental regulations ( that this
need not be established by evidence since the journals themselves
init and even bg of it, CD that they circulate in New Jersey
neccut and other commOnweahs and consequently fall within
provisions OF the useful Interstate Commerce Act Cd that they
no public reports of their business and widows and orphans
OF investing in their shares unable acquire information which
clearly they entitled 60 that has
issued Tor goodwill speaking plainly hamelessy waeed Co
mat great abuses have arisen in connection with advertising the
downrodden girl being compelled to pay more per agate line
than the opent merchant more favorable invariably being grant
ed the larger advertisers and 7) that In seventy million hun
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
NO SUBSTITUTE.

In the course of an oral examination
one day at the Maryland University
Medical School professor addressed
bright pupil and said:
james, if you were called in to see
patient who needed quinine, what
would you give as a substitute for that
in case you could not get it,"
James thought a minute and replied:
"Why, l would give him quinine, Of
course"
But suppose you could not obtain
that drug?" said the professor.
James thought the matter over again
and said: I'D give him qu1nine, Pro
fessor, sure"
The old professor became exasperat-
ed, and said: 1T is plain that you are
seeking to evade the question. Now,
want you to suppose that there is not
any quinine with in 5000 miles"
James hung his head in deep thought
and finally answered: Professor, I'd
give him quinne if had to go all the
way to the North Pole to get it."
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
IN WATER COLOR.

Among the students taxing the art
course at a certain boston educational
institution are two impecumous youths
from Southern city. 10 reduce thelr
expenses the young men from Dixie
share an apartment to which is attach
ed sort of kitchen where they pre-
pare most OF their own meals.
One morning the elder Of the students
appeared at the kitchen door, palette
on thumb and frown on brow.
what's the matter with the coffee,
d ick?"he asked. Isn't it ready?"
"A little patience, old man" replied
Dick, and Ill soon fix you. It's al
ready sketched in.''-Harper Weekly
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
Castle Z COOKE. LTD.
COMMISSION MERCHANTS
SUGAR FACTORS.
AGENTS FOR

AGENTS FOR
The Eva Plantation Company.
The Waialua Agricultural Co., Ltd.
The Kohala Sugar Company.
The Waimea Sugar Mill Company.
The Fulton Iron Works, st. Louis, Mo.
American Steam Pump Co.
The George r. Blake Steam Pumps.
WeSton's Centrifugals.
The New England Mutual Life Insur-
ance Company Of Boston.
The Aetna Fire Insurance Company OF
Hartford, Conn.
National Fire Insurance Co., OF Hart
ford.
Citizens ms. Co., Of Missouri.
All Policies Guaranteed by Hartford
Fire.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22

San Francisco in her primary
lust held claims to have smashed
the Southern Pacific machine all to
pieces, and under the showing OF
figures made possible by its new
California primary law, the vote
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.

dred and thirty-three thousand, two
hundred and ten specific instances re-
bates have been granted to customers.
"The assistant attorney general is
said to have figured out that the fines
that can be imposed for these outra-
geous offences and clear violations OF
the law amount to thirty-six billion,
eight hundred and ninety-three mil
lion, seven hundred and twelve thou
sand, two hundred and six dollers and
tWenty-three cents OF the depart
ments ability to obtain the imposition
general has no doubt whatever. Tue
President also is said to have person.
ally confirmed the law and the inter-
probation thereof. The only difficulty
lies in the application. Once it was
feared that the whole plan would have
to be abandoned on account of the
Tribune, whose sphere of usefulness, it
was apprehended, would be seriously
restricted by snatching eight hundred
odd millions from it's annual net rev.
enue. The versatile assistant attor-
ney general, however, is said to have
rendered an opinion that the Tribune
is exempt because of it's removal from
the realm of journalism to that of dip
lomacy, and is, therefore, in no sense
a public servant. The President, it
is understood, comedies only to the
extent of the service not now render
ed, but this is considered sufficient by
the assistant attorney general, and
consequently may for the present be
considered a fixed principle in law.
Doubt, however, is expressed regard
ing the status of Mr. Henry Loyal
Stoddard's faithful Evening NAH, DR..
Sleicher's Jasperian Leslie's, DR.. Ma
bies charitable Outlook, and DR..
Shaw's too-previous Review of Re-
views. The assistant attorney general
is now hunting loopholes for them.
Opinion in the inner cabinet re-
specting penalties is said to be divid-
ed. Secretary Straus is convinced that
all purposes would be served by con-
ferring upon his department the power
of fixing all advertising rates, while
Commissioner Garfield sternly de.
mands vigorous criminal prosecutions
by young anti-Foraker lawyer N
Ohio, who feels that he ought to have
a square chance, The President has
rejected this proposal absolutely an
nounoing firmly that he will not touch
II with ten-foot hay-fork, The rea-
son why has not yet been stated au-
thorltatiyely but Il Is suspected that
he Is worried about slle."
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
To The PubIicf

We are just completing alterations
in the premises known as the Ehlers'
Block, by which our present store and
the one formerly occupied by the Hob
ron Drug Co. have been made into one.
This gives us about 5000 square feet
of floor space on botn the first and
second floors.
Before the week is out we will have
installed fixtures, ETC., and removed
stock into this addition. With this
great increase in selling room, We will
be in a much better position to serve
your wants and will be enabled to car
ry better and more complete stocks in
all departments.
Arrangements have been made fol
this removal in such a manner thai
our usual business will be carried OF
without in the least disturbing our Gus
toners, Do your shopping as usua
this week and next week be sure I,
come in and view our new premises
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-22
y.R.EESgSG-.SsSs'.H.S-ssH.Sa's's's's-s'sss'S
San FranCiSCO'S ;
: New Deal

tory the regular Republican ticket The primaries were held on
August r. and the all three parties 2oSoI VI
Republicans poed The Union Labor vote was only
53Io the Democratic $685. while the socialists had 49,
In the Union party Tveimoe ticket almost through
other words the Union Labor of San Francisco stand
administration They did only by narrow mar
gin however the leader in the party making
fight This would end all chance of another Sctz
winning nominated for labor becoming ashamed OF
own administration Within the Democratic party defeat is decar-
lot of Hearst though he not specially active
or prominent campaign credited with three delegates in
convention of Hern the Southern Pacific boss IS credited
with in a convention of I40.
There seems to promise deal in San Francisco
Republican ticket with which Southern Pacific has had nothing
do will be a novelty
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
ADOPTED GOVERNMENT IDEA.

The further information given the public by the government
In relation Standard Oil methods interesting 1t
Standard adopted the idea Of making the markets
the of Improbable foreign For years has
been disputed that things made in this country and
ected by unnecessarily high tariff sold cheaper foreign
daers This first defended and justified the that
only the unserceabe stock that disposed Of This
complimentary the the protected
striving obtain but probably another told
he custom Of selling goods lower the foreign market than
home market did decrease for the American people looked
pon goodnaured mind being robbed Then
toes OF meat being sold the cheaper than
IN which had been raised the government officials express
surprise that innocent the oil monopoly
and profitable making
pay all the expense of creating and of foreign
does not though the Standard Oil company
really guilty Of mpropey the protected industries
worked the people publicly and privately The Standard had
monopoly of the local trade and yet directly avor from
The government There tacit understanding implied
that tariff be used simply benefit
Mot the abd of poectonsts seshy interested
would have agreed that in addition being taxed raise American
wages should be further obliged cheaper the living
foreign countries at the expense of his pocket
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
WHAT SOME MEN
THINK OF WIVES

A man In love with his wife 10 a crea-
ture eaten UP with vanity. and of a
kind that boreth horribly. He fancies.
10 start with, that he has got hold OF
the only woman on earth worth having.
amount to?
But what is particularly annoying 10
the fact that he thinks. simply because
she belongs to him, she 10 the only
woman worth having. He fancies that
any woman, no matter how ordinary
she may be. directly she becomes his.
rises at a bound, as II were, right over
the heads OF all other women. The
chump! OF II he doesn't get at IL that
way, he goes round by the back door.
and reaches IL somehow else. He then
invites all his friends round and adopts
the Snowman tactics-the ''see-what-
Pve-found" attitude.
l always have my suspicious OF the
genuineness OF those fellows who marry
the girls they are in love with. II is
the easiest thing In the world to make
yourself agreeable and propose to the
girl you love. II falls in at once with
all your inclinations. But, on the other
hand. II requires some strength of
mind to avoid her and go and make
yourself agreeable TO and propose to
some one else. And II the some one else
accepts you, not loving you. and know
ing that you are not in love with her.
then everything is quite candid and
above-board, and you will live happily
ever after You will know each others
faults. apd will be ready for them-to
dodge them.-The Env1ous Bachelor.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
Origin of the Moon

In one of the current magazines
Professor Pickering OF Harvard writes
of the origin of the moon. He holds
that the moon was originally a part
of the earth and cast off when In a
nebulous condition from a point some
where in what we now call the Pacific
ocean. The results of this are inter-
esting.
'If IT Is true" he says, "as here sug-
gested. that we owe our continents
and ocean beds to the moon, then the
human race owes far more to that
body than we have ever before placed
to It's credit IL the moon was not
formed at all, or IL IL had carried away
the whole OF the terrestrial crust our
earth would then have been complete
ly enveloped in its oceans. as may be
the case with the planet Venus at the
present time.
our race could then hardly have ad-
vanced beyond the intelligence of the
present deep sea fish. IL. on the other
hand, the moon had been OF but a
fraction of its present bulk, or IL IL had
been a little larger than II is. our
continents would have been greatly
diminished In area, and our number
decimated, or our land overpopulated."
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
THEIR PLACES PUT TO
MANY VARIED USES

THE one thing in Little italy and other
downtown districts that can't get used
to- said a policeman, lis the many uses
TO which undertakers put their shops and
places OF establishment. used to be of
the opinion that the only possible errand
a person could have at an undertaker's
was to purchase a coffin and other funeral
supplies, but downtown notice people
go there for all sorts OF purposes They
go TO vote, to get married and to transact
all the legal business that notary public
is capable of transacting. Yesterday /
even saw a party eating luncheon In an
undertaker's establishment. They had
come to town apparently to attend fu-
neral, and instead of patronizing a res
taurant they calmly munched their mid
day meal In the midst Of the lugubrious
surroundings. s."--Philadelphia Record.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
YEAR FOR STATE ISSUES.

If there which the electorate OF Rhode Island
could leave aside all consideration of national politics and udg
upon local issues alone year present True
United States elected by the assembly chosen this
fall but there sensible person Rhode Island who does
believe that the of the far national policies
would be well protected by COL Robert Goddard
by former Senator Wetmore
Col Goddard represents nearly the ideas of the of
the Republican party throughout the land than other
the president himself His platform broad and If elected to
he would fail in his duty the of his
would look we'll that the gorihed Union which in his
young days fought for should have faithful him.
Col Goddard would bring the position of thorough
knowledge of affairs of the highest order The
and the welfare of the state Washington would be safe in his
hands.
Col Goddard would represent there the people directly
any Burnsides
the majority the people prevailed the last legislature he could
have taken his in the last March Now certainly system
which prevents the majority people of the from sending
capable and honorable to them is II
after being long time should forget those whose
want he and bow down interests powerful but dangerous
the welfare Of the electorate, in Rhode Island impossible
deposc such should be impossible and people
this year have chance change things
Should the the Republican
why their party degnerated ocehoders
receive adequate they probably would why should
year. call halt? Let the of this
up their minds this year that they neither for old
for and just for assembly candidates who will favor
the representative government Rhode Island
there will be real genuine deal in Rhode Island politics
There will be reform of any adequate Rhode Island
until the present bosses their woudbe
sound beaten No honest Republican need have that
representative government restored the that he his
flowczens will suffer 1t will be then question of the best
the selection positions trust
the people be trusted with their own.
the the small well the popuous cities
would this year party side the victory for reform
would be overwhelming and the who wished lead the
Republican organization realizing that the people
would undoubtedly advocate such change constitution
would give government of maoies ring-ed and
corrupt mnore has been the case in this state for years
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
The Summer Diet

The summer diet IL not a small part
OF ones comfort and health in the warm
days. There are so many varieties OF
things to eat and drink that II is quite
impossible to say in a few words what
should be taken and what should not.
And II Is largely a matter OF ones own
good judgment after all. Everyone should
know that fresh, green vegetables are bet
ter than meat: that cool drinks are bet
ter than hot or very cold; that sweets.
spices and rich fats are all heating and
difficult TO digest. On the other hand.
everyone may not know that tomatoes as
daily food are very cooling and that
beans. peas, lentils and 80 on are very
heating The distinctively American habit
OF drinking iced beverages during meals
is attended by a great deal OF harm,
though not always showing results i'm
mediately. A fair trial will prove that
moderately cool drinks, not too generously
supplied, are far more cooling and salts
flying. and certainly quite harmless.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
TODAY IN
HISTORY

iTe2 Havana, Cuba. captured by the
English.
HTS. Duel between Robert Howe and
Chris. Gadsden.
I77s. Loss OF the American fleet on
the Penobscot river.
1905. Ashbel Smith. Texas statesman
and diplomat, born.
1905. Robert Rantoul. Jr., statesman.
born. Prominent in the agitation
against the fugitive slave law.
1si2. u. s. frigate Essex captured
brig Alert.
ISIS. Mrs. Lucy Stone. reformer. born.
One OF the organizers OF the Ameri-
can Woman Suffrage association.
1921. Henry M. Dexter, clergyman and
author, born. Authority on the his
tory OF Congregationalism
1s23. John ii. B. Mcclellan, surgeon.
born,
Is2s. George William Bagby. editor
and author. born. Moses Adams"
A successful humorous lecturer.
1881. Henry l.. Abbot. military engi-
neer, born Invented and developed
the United States system of subma-
rine mines.
1884. Philip Phillips, singer and song
1916. Los Angeles, Cal. captured by
the Americans
IS40. Dwight William Tryon, artist.
born. A master in the School of
American Landscape
1851. Felix Adler, educator and re-
former, born.
1852. Arthur S. Hickey, inventor,
born. Telephone, FIRE alarm, cleo
trio lamp, etc.
1861. Morris Jastrow, philologist,
born. An authority on Semitric re-
ligions and literature.
1857. Emma Eames (Story), opera
singer. born.
1898. Manila, p. l., surrendered to the
Americans.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
WARWICK POLICE
FOUND NO GAMBLING

Rumors that gaming to a greater or less
degree is INDUCED at a resort in the east
end of the town OF Warwick, despite the
ban put upon such practice by the author
tiles. continue to annoy and embarass
Chief Andrews, who has in the past few
weeks made several unsuccessful visits
to the place In question In an attempt to
get evidence In support OF the rumors.
Failure 10 obtain such evidence has not,
however. discouraged the chief who feels
personal responsibility in the matter.
Yesterday armed with search war
rant, he visited the Hillside hotel on the
Silver Hook road, near Lakewood viii
lage, and made a tour OF the building
from the cellar to the cupola, but with
out finding anything suggesting illegal
devices
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
His Yacht

Afar out on the deep sea sailing
Where soft winds dance and spin
Reyond the reach of her eager hailins
over the breakers din;
out where the soft gray clouds go
drifting.
out where flmy fog Is lifting.
Out where sails are ever shifting
His yacht is coming In.
In where the sun Is brightly shining.
Where land birds swoop and swirl:
In where a soft church, bell IL CHM
ing
over the waters whirl:
In whore the mist will yet come drift
ing,
In where the tide Is never shifting,
In where the breeze is ever lifting
His yacht--with another girl
Life.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
Egyptian Chemistry

Beyond a doubt the Egyptians knew a
great deal about chemistry. This would
seem to be proved by their skill in fix
ing colors and, above all else, by their
wonderful art Of embalming the bodies
Of their dead. Without a pretty thor
ourh knowledge OF the principles of chem
ical affinity and combination the Egyp-
tians would never have been able to ac-
compiish what they did In those direc-
tions
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13

There considerable discussion whether the
position Of fines the best the evil of the rebate
system who still claim that Woodrow Will
right in maintaining that the only thing to do TO
punish the individual by Jail Attorney General Bonaparte
take decidedly conservative of the and be-
ee that the fines imposed the guilty corporations will
plish the desired result.
The main thing would to be to impress the
tons that have violated the fact that though such
may have paid in the the future but lead trouble Of
serious kind Those who do believe furnishing
Through whom the corporations that their and
the difficulty Of convicting individually directly and the
the time Of ue muct corporations dam
1t is big proposition Of but there doesn't
be much trouble convna voatos of the those
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
ron OVER Sixty YEARS

MRS wINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP
has been used for over 60 years by
millions OF mothers for their children
while teethlng. with perfect success
IL soothes the child. softens the gums.
altays all pain; cures wind collie. and
"a the best remedy for Diarrhoea 1t
will relieve the poor little sufferer I'm
mediateiy. Sold by Druggists In every
part OF the world. twenty-five cents
q bottle. Be sure and ask for Mrs.
winsiow's Soothing Syrup" and take
no other kind.
Guaranteed under the food and drugs
act, June 90, 1905. Serial number loss.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
Getting On" in the World

For getting on In the world In a COM
mercial house or outside Ireland. French
or German would be infinitely more USE
ful than Gaelic. But the fact that Irish
boys and girls and their teachers. as
rule do not care ng for French or Ger
men. but they do care great deal for
Irish. They want TO learn Irish, as they
want no other language on earth.-Prof.
Stanley Lane-Poole I'm Fortnightly.
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
ToDAY'S DIVERSIONS

kEITHs--"Letty."
EMPIRE-"Convict ee9."
SCENIC TEMPLE-Moving PictureA
Illustrated Songs and Vaudeville
Pictures and Illus
trated Songs.
VANITY rAiR-Band Concert Open
Air Circus and other Attractions
The news-democrat. (Providence, R.I.) 1906-1909, 1907-08-13
IN WOMAN'S REALM
AND THEIR DOINGS

contemptuous sniff" causing deep
lines from the nostrils down, are the
results of habit. and need never come
into existence In any face II repressed
as soon as noticed