The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-10
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Is one OF the nblest and most Unfit,
entail newspapers or the West shout
break away from Republication All
cast its lot with the Democrats. be
cause OF its tariff reform principles
u Is valuable hint to the Democrat
IL leaders.
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King Oscar. of Sweden, lived by til
good old rule that the man is fathe
TO the King and that only d goo
man can make a good King. In hi
long and distinguished career he sc
noble example for the sovcreigns o
the world.
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in charging that we have not vet
appcinted q single walking delegate IL
the Photographers Union, the usually
unreliable Houston Post demonstrates
that 1t fails to read these columns will
that zeal which the more cultivated
Texans always bring to that privilege
FOR example. the New York Mail was
long ago named walking delegate &c
the eastern New York district. and has
since been doing magnificent sharp
shooting work along the Cohoes- Scllc.
iieetady frontier,
Comments rencliing this office indi-
cate that all the faithful paragraphers
arc delighted with the new motto OF
the Down with the paragraph
Qphone! Several members, however
have petitioncd the council for permits
SION to have the motto tattooed on
their forelleads instead OF on their left
wrists as the constitution prescribes.
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The refusal of many. people to
Ghriatmashop early may have some
thing to do with that delicate balance
of finance and credit, about which the
editorial writer's have recently uttered
SO many high-browed truths. Don't
prod man into personal panic
Smile and the world smiles with
YOU muses. the Atlanta Journal. How
ever, IL the world triesianything of that
kind in Atlanta next month, the Jour
nal may catch a glimpse OF Old Sub
scriber ringing for the police.
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The more the worlds single men
hcur of the red bearded ladies' OF Texas.
the more are the incoming trains
packed with out-of-town lovers hurry
inG here to try to mary the beautiful
inssdens of Royal Richmond.
"McWilliams was clean shaver and
well dressed" says the Macon TeIc-
graph. "and appeared TO be some sort
of an artesian.'' Which, doubtless, was
why McWilliams was well dressed.
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Saloons are disappearing from st.
Louis at the rate OF 800 a year. We
suppose that in about 500 years st.
Lcuisans Will be ordering by mail from
Louisville, KY.
fame is u tickle and transient thing.
Pedestrian Weston has had it two
weeks. and not soul has come for
ward to name holeproof sock after
him.
The Portland Oregonian. according
to q Seattle contemporary, has bolted
the Republican party. Now can Port
land produce 81 Moses to nail it down?
The observant Washington Herald
disccurses instructively of .s,rhc Music
OF the Hammer but carefully avoids
mentioning Senator Foraker by name.
NO uOupl Lie minneapolis StenOSfa-
pller who has just been left 100000
Will now quit using the lower-case
keyboard altogether.
New York's Puritanic Sunday was
deeply resented by the Chicago and
Pittsburg men now sojourning in that
metropolis.
But no financial furry can dim the
plentiful prospects or break the deadly
courage of the Christmas gift cigar.
Some agree with the New York Mail
that Mr.. Bryan Is tho life of the Party.
Some tako the reverse view.
"a great many lunattcs read my
verses" says Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
Well, madam?
Mine disaster is heading for the
liackneyed-ph list with tragic RAJ
pidity.
Some maintain that few of my
policies" have now lapsed.
Mrs. William J. Bryan is now at sea.
Have at it, photographers!
Meantime, Mr. Taft is learning what
they do to Blooms in Russia.