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The daily democrat. [volume] (Anadarko, Oklahoma) 190?-1908, 1907-05-24
Voice Culture

For voice Training call on Mrs.
Frank Beach for terms. 2 blocks
North of the Avenue Hotel. 5t d
W 80.
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LONE ROCK TOWNSHIP

Inspector: j E Beard; judges:
W M Gordon, Henry Hermas;
clerks: Jess Devinie. Vote at log
blacksmith shop.
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Work Harness

Buy your work harness now
while you have plenty of time
make a careful selection. In
order to get good results, make
that selection at Scott g. Some
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HYDRO TOWNSHIP

Inspector: NJ. E. West; judges
Pete Olbertz, Fred D. Newton;
j b Sny der, E NJ Wilson. Vote
at Masonic Hall. town of Hydro.
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FERN TOWNSHIP

Inspector; o D McCray; judi
ges: Don Green, William Rosser; F.;
clerks: Ralph Winchell, Tom
Ray. Vote at Carson's office,
Binger.
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BRIDGEPORT CITY

Inspector; Frank Carpenter;
judges; j T Sisc', William
Chandler; clerks: he Nrnoid,
Albery Heldermar, No,cA. X .ru's
office.
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TONKAwA TOWNSHIP

Inspector: NJ. Hester; judges:
Chris Schlitt, John Green; clerks
Joe Allison, w w McElheney.
Vote at Tonka wa school house.
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BIGHLAND TOWNSHIP

Inspectnr; W T Smith; judges;
John Rams -r, John Clinken-
beard; clerks; S f Thurmond,
d a Smith. Vote at Prairie View
school buusp ai- No 55.
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DELAWARE TOWNSHIP

Inspector: S A Armstrong
judges: John o Burgett, Frank
Cottingham; CLERKS: p Z Stacy,
j Sheriff. Vote at School House
District 4.
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GRANDvIEw TOWNSHIP

Inspector: H. f. Cordei; jud.
ges: J Stockton, Ed Philippe; /;
clerks: r b Hardesty, Hogan
Daley. Vote at Diehr school
house.
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SWAN LAKE TOWNSHIP

Inspector: T j Warren; judi
ges: w H Reid, w H Clayton;
clerks: J d Williamson, G X
Reinking. Vote at school house,
district No. 94.
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JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP

Inspector; J + Prewett; judges:
5 NJ Wamsley, August Handke;
clerks: g f Bair, II l. Roberts.
Vote at usual voting place.
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EAST MCKINLEY TOWNSHIP

Inspector: William Detrick;
judges; Frank Soard, Joe Con-
ley; clerks: Carl Oelke, William
Masterson. Vote at Methodist
hurch, Kiowa Agency.
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WEST MCKINLEY TOWNSHIP

Inspector: l. | Reed; judges;
M r Ford, S E Stephens; clerks
w w Sires, B Reed. Vote at
Wild Cat School house.
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cADDo TOWNSHIP

Insp,c.y.: E T Mills; judges:
G A Williams, j w Allen; clerks:
N + Packard, J f Wyatt. Vote
at school house district No 146
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coNNENANal ToN NsHIp

INSPECTOR: ) l. Montgomery;
judges; d CCostello, Clyde Dar-
mold; clerks: NJ ID Na,i5u, n c
Clanthon. Vote a BriJ,un school
house.
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Desk Room

In the Democrat office, corner
Court House Square, terms rea-
sonable.
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wACoNDA TOWNSHIP

Inspector: Wes Sslyers; judi
ges, w b Atchison, o s Miner;
clerks John Cannon, A r Size
more. Vote at usual voting
place in town of Hinton.
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MOUND VALLEY TWP.

Inspecror;E NJ Kennedy; judg-
es: B F Hotter, A a Martin I;
clsrk:F i Barrett, G. w Goodman.
Vote at Pleasant View School
house Dist. No 154.
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ges: s + Tucker, John l. Davis;
cle.ks: Thomas Riley, N Mead
ows. Vote at school house, dist
No 102.
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SOUTH COBB TOWNSHIP

Inspector: c w Van Eaton (;
judges: John Campbell, w A
Zumwalt; clerks: Joseph Gumm,
Marvin Cook. Vote at Red Sign
Restaurant, lot SO, block 16, Fort
Cobb.
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wHITEBREAp TOWNSHIP
1n.n0o.,.. w wv pnrl.n-

Inspector: w w Barker; jud.
ges: W + Dear, James Bird;
clerks. Charles Vandeventer, Ira
Goodt,lIoV. Voting place, usual
voting place.
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ABILENE TOWNSHIP

Inspector: W B Edwards; judi
ges: f M Oswald, j r wilson;
clerks: Ed Kell, Ed Smith. Vote
at lot 13 blk l NV division city
Of Apache.
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DUTToN TWP.
WILLOW TOWNSHIP

Inspector: = H Massey; jud.
ges: Hiram Bulk and Joseph
Meek; clerks: J j Chism, Steve
Price. Vote at usual place.
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A square deal for all at j. e.
Williams Farmers Grocery, 70 t,
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Saddles, Saddles, Saddles

A new line just received. Best
material and finest workmanship
None so good as the ones hand
ed by Scott & Son. 1876.
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WASHINGTON ToWNsHIp

Inspector: J II Anderson; iud-
ges; Y j Robinoon, Hiram Me.
Daniels; clerks: Henry Worm
ington, J b Hines. Vote at Par
rish school house.
NORTH LATHRAM TOWNSHIP
Inspector: Tom Kotter; judges;
John G Smith, Henry Gibbs;
clerks Joseph Lathrop. Vote at
usual voting place.
NORTH FERN TOWNSHIP
All Of the north half of Fern
township will vote at Lookeba.
Inspector: J n Christian; jud.
ges: Tom Wyrick, DR.. Kinder;
clerks: Tom Lockhart, + McKin-
ney. Vote at office of White
Lumber Co.
NORTH wACoNDA TOWNSHIP
All of the north half Of WAGON
da township will vote in the town
Bridgeport.
The above named persons are
appointedas judges and clerks in
the several voting precincts to
to hold said primary election and
make report to the County Demo-
cratic Central Committee at Ana
darko at ten o'clock A. NJ, on
Monday, June 10th, 1907.
Dated this second day of May
1907.
j. b. THOMPSON
Chairman,
~ TrV
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Hiawatha Postal Cards, in II
series, at Billingsley's. 90 tt
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Residence Lot

KCSIuGIICG Lot
for sale cheapest in Ana
darko. Cash or payments.
See the owner.
lat d LEE N. WALLIS
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clerks; Geo McMahan,T II B john
son. Vote at usual voting place.
DUTToN TWP.
lnspector:J j Hensley, judges:
II ii Strain, NJ L Tate; clerks:
G M Carter, r M Atkins. Vote
at school house Dist. No 90.
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LINCOLN Twp.

Inspector: Tom Wearingen (;
judges: Chas Rusk, Mace Linn;
Clerks: Afford Sears, Geo Num-
nelly. Vote at Fairview schoo
house.
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SOUTH LATHRAM TOWNSHIP

SOUTH LAIHRAM TOWNSHIP
Inspector: NJ. C. Mccall; judi
ges: Dan w Peery, a B Brown; /;
clerks: Joe Holland, VIC Morri-
son. Vote at Dan w Peery's
office, Carnegie.
PRAIRIE VALLEY TOWNSHIP
Inspector: A Lisle; judges: J
H Biswell, h E Davidson; clerks
f E Lacey, E E Dickerson. Vote
at usual voting place.
SICKLES TOWNSHIP
Inspector; A B Kennedy; judi
ges: Andy Spear, Jake Swartz; /;
clerks: l F Fuller, j S Bell. Vote
at Eubank's feed yard in town of
Sickles.
LONE MOUND TOWNSHIP
Inspector: r M Howell judges: ::
l F Copley, H c Weiffe; clerks;
F E Elting, A B Gentry. Vote at
Prairie Dale school house, dist
No 139.
CEDAR TOWNSHIP
Inspector: II + Lockhart;
judges: William Davis, Demas
NORM: clerks: Frank Mills, Viii.
Der Zoode. Vote at school house
dist No 141.
GRACEMoNT TOWNSHIP
Inspector; j A Baker; judges:
F s Lowry,W w Rodgers; ;clerks: !:
w S Finley, Geo ChiIds. Vote at
school house, Gracemont.
WALNUT TOWNSHIP
Inspector; J W Holmes; jud-
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ANADARKO
FIRST WARD

Inspector: Tom r Richards; (;
judges; W B Dunlap, j N Cur
mutt; clerks: Ed Films, Carl
Oelke. Vote at office Missouri
Lumber Co.
SECOND WARD
Inspector:L W Tingley Judges
j H Harvey, o M Topley ;clerks !:
j s John, } L Ayers. Vote at
Fowler Bldg.
THIRD WARD
Inspector: F A Lane; judges: !:
Earnest Taylor, William Shoen-
hoven; clerks: w S Freelin, j E
White. Vote at lot 21, block 80.
FORTH WARD
Inspector: r B Campbell /;
judges: j w Williams, L o MIC
hols. clerks; j w Priestly, Jas.
Ridgell. Vote at lot 32, block
81.
CACHE TWP.
Inspector: A L Moore, judges; (;
N S Toothmer, ] A Morgan (;
clerks: s p Turner, August
Morgan. Vote at school house,
Dist. No 81.
BOONE TWP.
Inspector: H ii Marx, judges; |;
Geo Hochdeffer, H j Mason;
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BANNER TWP

Inspector M J Delaney judges
b B Caddel, B r Morris; clerks:
j Hunter, j Nj Berkeley. Vote at
Alden Z. ..
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BEAVER Twp.

Inspector; 6 w Zimmerman (;
judges :Charles Mogel,P r Kauf-
man; clerks: B b Cooper, j j
kaufman. Vote at usual voting
place.
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CACHE TWP.

Inspector; H II Marx, judges; |;
Geo Hochdeffer, H j Mason;
The Press., 1907-12-11
CHINESE FOOTBALL.
N Is More Like Prolonged Riot Then
 Pastime.


 '"The first game of football I wit messed upon my arrival in China," one of our consular representatives at home for visit remarked recently, II n,is- took for very serious riot, and you wouldn't have blamed me either.
 ''In the first place, I was not aware that the Chinese had any such game. but later found that 1t is very popular In north China. 1t is not played as Is the American game, and instead of eleven players to the side there are if. ty. These northern Chinese are almost giants, and every man on the team will be six feet or over in height and weigh on the average POO pounds. There are no goals, side lines or halves. The game lasts until one side is the winner, and frequently this is not accomplished before two or three days.
 "The idea of the game Is to force small wicker basket, which takes the place of our ball, into the territory of the other side-this territory being one half of the tOwn-and up and down the streets the fight rages. Each man Is equipped with a whistle with which to summon assistance when too hard pressed. .a
 Stealth as well as main force may be used in getting the 'balP into the enemy's country, and know of one clever player who did so by passing over the roofs of the houses As you may imagine, hundred giants yell Ing and fighting in the streets create some excitement" nt."-Harper's Weekly.
The Press., 1907-12-11
SOUL HOUSES.
One of the Queer Customs of the An
 cient Egyptians.

One of the Queer Customs of the An cient Egyptians. Egyptian "soul' houses were curious ediflces made probably between the tenth and twelfth dynasties-that is, about 36O0 and 33OO B. c. The same principle that caused the warriors Steed to be slain on his grave seems to have actuated the early Egyptians when they built house for the dead mans soul.
 The beginning of the custom was that mat was laid on the grave, with pan of food upon it. Afterward this offering was carved in stone as a ta- ble of offerings to give permanent sat isfaction for the soul Then to the ta- ble was added shelter copied from an AraE tent, and this gradually was elaborated. The shelter was placed on columns. hut was put into this DOT tico, chambers were copied, and finally appeared complete two story houses furnished with pottery models of couch, chair, stool, fireplace and the figure of a woman making bread.
 The soul was conceived of as ascend ing from the grave through the ground and requiring shelter while feeding on its everlasting provision, and yet, though it ascended through the earth, 1t needed staircase to go up to the upper floor, and the soul had donkey. for which a manager was reQuired.- Chicago News
The Press., 1907-12-11
Jack brought the machine to a stand.

Jack brought the machine to a stand still beside its disabled contemporary jumped out and looked about for its lieve his senses when he saw EIinor perched in solitary misery on the fence
 "Why, Elinor," he cried in astonish ment, "what has happenedw Nothing much, thank you, MT. VII liaRs," answered Elinor distantly "Just a slight accident MT. Norris has gone across the fields to get some assistance. He will be back in a min. ute. Don't stop, beg of you."
 But Jack was used to having his owu way and was already underneath Yer. nOn's machine Investigating the cause of the trouble.
 Meanwhile between Elinor and the yelled lady in the other car there was an exchange of furtive glances, but none of civilities.
 She's all right now" exclaimed Jack, emerging soon. "Just got tired of going so fast and thought she'd give you two little surprise. Which way did you say Norris wentY'
 Before Elinor could reply Jack had run up the road a short distance and stood looking intently through his field glasses at a speck of a figure hurrying toward them.
 That's Norris now," he called back to the yelled lady. Say, Nora, SUD- pose you get into his car and run up to meet him. It will give him a jolly %0 f>A 1n6 RrvA Ru machine. I'll stay with Miss Ken dall."
 The yelled lady answered with a cherry "All right, Jack," that made El- inor vince and shifted with easy agil- ity from one car to the other.
 As soon as the machine had a good start Jack, with a leap and a bound, made for the fence. He landed with a jump directly in front of Elinor and stood looking up at her wistfully.
 "On which side of the fence are you going to jump, dear?" he asked gently.
 "On the other.' replied Elinor, with little gasp.
 But she did not, for Jack took her in his strong arms and, needless of her protestations, ran with her to his ma chine, which he set going at full speed.
 When Elinor had regained her eQui- librium and her breath, she assumed an injured expression wholly out of keeping with the tumult of joy in her heart.
 "Who is tue other woman?" she ask ed frigidly, though what did 1t mat ter now?
 Jack laughed heartily.
 "My cousin Nora and yours to be, dear I had to get some one to ride with me, you know"
 Elinor looked up at him shyly.
 Do you think they'll catch up with ?' she asked, her eyes sparkling with happiness.
 Probably won't try to, chuckled Jack You see, Nora's steering that machine, and Vernon will have to fol low her lead. She's had her cap set for him ever since she came to town. She wasn't having a bit of good time with me. But suppose they should overtake us, Elinor," continued Jack, with mock anxiety, would you like to change back againY
 "No, Jack" replied Elinor softly. i've made my jump, and I'm on your side of the fence forever"
The Press., 1907-12-11
He Set a Date.

A merchant in Wisconsin town who had Swedish clerk sent him out to do some collecting. When he returned from an unsuccessful trip he reported: {:
 "Yim Yonson say he will pay ven he sells his hogs. Vim Olesen, he will pay ven he sell him wheat, and Bill Pack say he will pay in Yanuary."
 Well" said the boss, that's the first time Bill ever set a date to pay. Did he really say he would pay in January?"
 "Vell, aye tank so," said the clerk ''He say 1t ban a cold day ven you get that money. I tank that ban in Yanu- ary."-HarDer'a Weekly
The Press., 1907-12-11
&1OO Reward. a101l.

The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all it's stages, and that Is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure 1S the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. CatarTh being 8 constitu- tional disease, requires 8 constitutional treat ment. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur- faces of the system, thereby destroying the foundations of the disease, and giving the pa- tient strength by building up the constitution and assisting nature in doing it's work. The pFoprietors have 50 much faith in it's curative powers that they oHer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it falls to cure Send for list Of testimonials.
 Address ?. J. CHENEY CO, Toledo, O.
 Sold by all Druggists, 76c.
 Take Halls Family Pills for constipation. 2-e
The Press., 1907-12-11
Prepos&eraua.

An aged Jersey farmer visiting a cir GUS for the first time stood before the dromedary's cage, eyes popping and mouth agape at the strange beast within. The circus proper began, and the crowds left for the main show, but still the old man stood before the cage in stunned silence appraising every de- tail of the misshapen legs, the cloven hoofs, the pendulous upper lip and the curiously mounded back of the sleepy eyed beast. Fifteen minutes passed. Then the farmer turned away and spat disgustedly.
 "Shucks! They ain't no such ami. mal!"-Eyery body's Magazine.
The Press., 1907-12-11
THIRTY YEARS AGO.
[ltems Of local interest taken from the, columns or The Press, thirty years ago.
Deco nlber 13, 1877.

Rev. F. L. Batchelder is teaching short hand writing to 8 class of young men in this village.
 Mrs. Anna Drake, probably the oldest person living in Stafford, 91 years, z months, died on Tuesday.
 A. o. Brooks, recently of Stevens & Brooks, is now proprietor of grocery store on State st., Springfield.
 The real estate owning firm of Heald & Baker has been dissolved, and in the closing up the block on the north side of Main street. best known l by the name of it's builder, John Brown, is sold back to MT. Brown, while MT. Baker becomes the owner of Central Hall Block, and of she flood. cleared lot next south of the new bank building. .... Mrs Jeremiah Cooney of Stafford vile on the 8th inst gave birth to a son of 15 pounds weight. Mrs. Oooney has within four years given birth to three pairs of twins, and now puts the material for another pair in. to single product
 The Congregational sociable at Mrs. M. A Smiths last Friday evening, drew an attendance of nearly hun. dred persons There was a nice little interval of dramatic exercises. and an admirable reading from Widow Bedotte", by Miss Annie M Smith, In the voting for the quilt a brisk interest was gotten up, about 700 votes at five cents a vote being cast. Miss F. B Gaylord being the elected one out of the nine candidate. The ladies treasury netted over $4O by the evenings work.
 Born.-In West Stafford, 18th, a son to Collins Edson.
The Press., 1907-12-11
Wifi Interest Many.

Every person should know that good health Is impossible if the kidneys are de- ranged FOley's Kidney Cure will cure kidney and bladder disease in every form, and will build up and strengthen these or gans so they will perform their functions properly. No danger of Bright's disease or diabetes if Foley's Kidney Cure is taken in time. finders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-12-11
To the Point.


 In a Tennessee court an old colored woman was put on the witness stand to tell what she knew about the an- initiation of hog by railway train
 Being sworn, she was asked if she had seen the train kill the hog in uues- tion.
 "Yes, sah, seed it''
 Then" said counsel, ''tell the court in as few words as possible just how it occurred"
 ''Yo' honor." responded the old lady, ''I shore kin tell yo' in few words It jes' footed am tuck khim."-Cleveland Leader. .as. -.
 Whenever you feel that your stomach has gone little wrong, or when you feel that it is not in good order as is evidence by mean headaches, nervousness, bad breath, and belching. take something at times, and especially after your meals until relief is afforded. There is nothing better offered the public today for stom- ach troubles, dyspepsia, indigestion, etc., than KODOL. This is scientific prep aration of natural digestants combined with vegetable acids and it contains the same juices found in every healthy stom- ach. KODOL is guaranteed to give re- lief. It is pleasant to take; it will make you feel fine by digesting what you eat. Sold by finders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-12-11

Are you having trouble with your kid neys? There are lots of people today who wonder why they have pains across the back, why they are tired and lacking in energy and ambition. Your kidneys are wrong. They need relief without de lay. Take DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills; they are for weak back, inflamma- tion of the bladder, back ache and weak kidneys. Sold by Anders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-12-11
Makes the Liver Lively.

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup gives per manent relief in cases of habitual consti patton, as it stimulates the liver and re stores the natural action of the bowels without irritating these organs like pills or ordinary cathartics. Does not nause- ate or gripe and is mild and pleasant to take Remember the name ORINo and refuse substitutes. finders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-12-11
Asthma suaerers Should Know This

Asthma SuHerers Should Know ms.
 Foley's Honey and Tar has cured many cases of asthma that were considered hopeless. Mrs. Adolph Buesing, 701 West Third St Davenport, Iowa, writes: "A severe cold contracted twelve years ago was neglected until it finally grew into asthma. The best medical skill available could not give me more than temporary relief. Foley's Honey and Tar was rec commended and one fifty cent bottle en- tirely cured me of asthma which had been growing on me for twelve years. If had taken it at t. start I would have been saved years of uffering." finders Jacob sen.
The Press., 1907-12-11

Just little Cascasweet is all that is necessary to give your baby when it is cross and peevish. Cascasweet contains no opiates nor harmful drugs and is highly recommended by mothers every Food Law. Sold by finders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-12-11
oMeeY Joy.

T was just going to ask you to sub scribe to this purse for Jibbles' widow when happened to remember that he was your worst enemy"
 'I'll be delighted to subscribe. Just think how 1t will grind him wherever he is."-Cleveland Leader.
The Press., 1907-12-11
Notice to Our Customers.

We are pleased to announce that Flo ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds and lung troubles is not affected by the National Pure Food and Drug law, as 1t contains no opiates or other harmful drugs, and we recommend it as a safe remedy for children and adults. finders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-12-11
She Mas a Countess.

Squaggs-Say. Squiggs. is there any thing in the story that your nephew married countess? Squiggs-Well yes, l suppose there is. The young lady ran the adding machine in Bug house & Bingle's oftice.-Toledo Blade
The Press., 1907-12-11

Thousands of men and women in all walks of life are suffering from kidney and bladder troubles. Don't neglect your kidneys. Delays are dangerous DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills afford quick relief for all forms of kidney and bladder trouble. A weeks treat ment 25c. Sold by finders Jacobsen.
The Press., 1907-12-11
Aorea SAnea

MT. Jogtrot-I don't want this horse He hasn't any sense at all. Every time he sees. an automobile he wants to climb a tree. Dealer-Well, that's good horse sense, it seems to me.-Chi- cagO News
The Press., 1907-12-11

Wherever there's catarrh germ in the nose or throat, Hy omei's medi- cated air will reach anG destroy it. An, absolute cure for all catarrhal troubles $1OO Money back if it ta!ls Anders Jacobsen
The Press., 1907-12-11
rh. Raehalor,. NIa,.,.

What is the most aggravating thing in married life?" asked Dorothy.
 Sometimes" said the bachelor friend, tits the husband, and some times its the wife"
The Press., 1907-12-11
Traneforma6ion.

She-I hear Jack Gale christened his new boat the Lobster He Yes. but it's no longer Lobster. She Why He Because it turned turtle London