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The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Lucy D. Knox. Alexandria, Va
7 had hoped It was me you were
a'rter"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27
This Ones Full Of Sarcasm.

This Ones Full of Sarcasm.
Edgar Buxton. 1853 n street north
west
Don't, please. think she's yours till
you've got her
"Shes nO{ quite SO green as you
thought her"
Forget, OLD man, that you caught her"
Du Estes. COZ H street northwest
"A title already I've bought her"
7 didn't rear her for slaughter"
Mrs. James CaroIand. e51 c street
southeast
I want a count too. from some foreign
quarter"
Mrs. J. Z. Mareland. 1858 East BaIti-
more street. Baltimore. Md
7 guess not; you cannot support her
Mrs. E. NJ P, 2S4 z street northeast
rs it love or FOR money you've sought
her?''
C. J. Warren, IS New York avenue
Take the car, my dear boy, here's a
quarter"
W. Vowel. 43O8 Wisconsin avenue
After marriage you'd plead for quar-
ter"
May Quigley, so Twenty-sixth street
northwest
You're title is not worth a quarter" ="
Daisy NJ. Collins. the stoddert-
"a Twas your boldderlish manner that
caught her"
II fear twas for money you sought
her"
Miss Mary E. Graney, 22f5 Washington
circle northwest
sir, you'll not have my money TO
slaughter.
Helen Ferry, 1910 Thirteenth street
northwest
Just stay away, count as you orter,'
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Miss Cora Coghin. ss1 K street north
west
There's good men on this side the
water"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Lucy Burlmgame. 261S K street north
west
Run away little boy, cross the water
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

/ I'm glad, OH! so glad, you have caught
her"
Mrs. Harriet Robinson, 2O27 o street
but he kissed the old girl ana that
caught her"
r P. Talman. 15l7 II street north
west
''But I am glad you have caught her"'
Count the pleasure all mine, you've
got her"
T. NJ. 424 East Capitol streef--
I'm glad that your title has caught
her"
A NJ. Noonan. 3l54 Highland avenue,
/ Cleveland Park
/ IT'S your no account title that's caught
her
Edward Taylor. go o street north
And fell on his neck-a n Newport
he got her"
Mrs. L. NJ. johnson, 1926 o street
/ northwest
| mo count, but man for my daug!2tS--'
I ''There'u be no divorce suit for my
daughter"
| The best of the kind, she must have,
and she'll ind he grows this side
/ the big water
/ Count in or count out, but count as
YOU Ougnt to.
For you'll be counted ont II you ask
| for my daughter"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Ada Connolly, 91g Westminster street
"Hapless man. for you there's no quar-
teri"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Y. NJ. the lorraine. East Capitol
street
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

z. Howell. S17 r street northwest
shes lost all the pride that we've
TAUGHT her"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Lizzie E Neely. 124 Fifth street ncrth-
east
II scorn the cheap title that caught
her"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Hattie I. Gibson
$50 you want my daughter, but what
income have you got to support
heF9''
The Washington times., 1907-10-27
Here Are Lines With Comments.

c. B. wood. l02z G street northeast,
offered several suggestions for the fifth
Ire with parenthetic comment On
each. These are his ioeas,
II you AXE her, you'll have to sup
port her"
This reply. no doubt. knocked out all
of he counts calculations. I wonder if
he would have been surprised II ma
had said:
well. did you bring along a reporter?''
The Washington times., 1907-10-27
SAYS It's Too Cheap.

Mrs. E o. Morgan. 60l G street north
east
so cneapI 100000 and H."
The Washington times., 1907-10-27
A Few From the Fair Sex.

Miss Mae Could. u Third street north
east
II do not think you have caught her"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

you go where the climate is hotter"
Better men than you have sought her. '
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

James II. DOny. ~ Massachusetts,
avenue northeast
You'll some day be sorry you got her.
I'm awfully glad that you caught
her.
The Washington times., 1907-10-27
Winter Underwear Bargains for Everybody

SEC Mems extra heavy
fleeced lined SHIRT and
D a W RS. All 2uC
SIZES --------....-..-.
Ladies 39c heavy weight
fleeced ribbed SnIrts and
Drawers in white.
cream, and extra n &C
sizes ss--s-...s.....-.-s - -
The Washington times., 1907-10-27
Almost Everybody Had
Ideas of What Ma Said
to the Count.
Interest In the Contest Con-
ti1ueS At Fever Heat
In Capital.
THIS IS THE PRIZE WINNER (!
Submitted by j. M. BrittOn,
1902 Vermont Ave. ~. w.

There was a count cOurted mas daughter,
And slyly to love him he taught her,
But when he asked ma
She said to him: "Ha,
Delighted, you're it in this quarter"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Miss E. T. Fowler. 1Ss r street north
east
'Tts plain that you've already caught
her.
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

1 The following unique limerick was
submitted by w. II. Smith, OF 1il5 II
/ street northwest:
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Mrs. Julia Kiefer, s14 South Carolina
avenue southeast
Don't think your title has bought her
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Clara AIannakee. 1905 Thirteenth stree
northwest
I think she hadn't Oughter.
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Cora c. Curry. Oak Crest, Nd
''To marry her mas what you'd ought
To-"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

the courthouse door in Jackson taking
to Capt. B. J. Even.
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

J. N. Cation, 1926 n street northwest
YOU'D better get some other mas
daughter"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

Helen Ferry, 1910 Thirteenth street
northwest
Just stay away, count, as you orter!"
The Washington times., 1907-10-27

sec Flame cite
Underskirts " I { h
deep ruff O0C
fle..-....-...... = ,
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25e Ladies Ribbed Draw
ers only heavily 1EC
tie5ced- -..--.............. 1 ,
e5c c hiIdre n s heavy
heeced Shirts and Drawers.
sizes, 3 to Il Idc
years. .-..-.---s-.-.-..
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
APPROPRIATE SERVICES
ST. Patrick Will be Twice Honored,
on Sunday in st. Mary's Church
and on Monday in Hall.

Although appropriate services will
be held at st. Marys church Sunday
in memory of st. Patrick, the chief
celebration will be Monday night in
ST. Mary's hall, the Rev. M. 0. Flanna-
gan of County Sligo, Ireland. to de
liver the address. Mr.. Flanagan is
now in America delivering lectures on
the conditions surrounding the people
of the Emerald Isle. and is a staunch
advocate of better conditions. He be-
lieves that the Irish people have a
duty before them at present, and
should remain at hime and build up
the country. He will show the devel-
opment of the Irish industrial and
commercial life. and it is probable
that a portion of his address will be
delivered in the native tongue
An orchestra under the leadership
of Ernest Renk, will give a program of
special selections. Sunday, all Irish
residents of the city will wear the
green in remembrance of the great
Irish saint.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
How to Cure
Constipation

Few people altogether escape disor-
der of the Bowels. You may catch cold.
over-eat. over-drink, worry too much.
not exercise enough or do hundred and
one other things that result IN consttpa.
fion or costiveness. When the trouble
comes it is well to know what to do for it.
In the opinion of thousands there u no
better euro for constipation than DR..
CaldwelPs Syrup Pepsin, which anyone
can obtain for so cents or 81 at drug
store. We all have constipation occa-
sionaIly, and the sensible thing to do Is
70 have Q bottle Of this remedy always In the
house. You take 1t az night on retiring, Tor
exam pie. and when you wake MP In the morning
ot your usual hour It produces It's results.
Your stomach instAn thy becomes lighter. your
and spry once again. your appetite has re-
turned and you arc ready TO work with ensnu-
siasm and vigor. All this may not have taken
more than Q dose or two. at q cost not TO exceed
two CT three cents Can you AFFORD 10 feel bad
wher you can feel good for 50 little2
DR.. Wilton Brown. OF Metropolis. Ill. has no
hesiSancy in sayinS thst DR. Caldwelps Syrup
Pepsin 10 tho greatest OF all laxstives and he
frankly admits 20 his patients that II they used
II when the stomach. liver or bowels got out OF
order they would have less need OF him. II Is
without doubt the best cure for occasional or
chronic constipation. dyspepsiS biliousness.
jaundice. sour stomach. lazy Hves. datulency.
diarrhea. and similar digestive Ills in old or
young. IL IL q thousand times better than salts
or purgaEfve waters. acts gently bus surely. Is
pleasant TO the taste. does not grippe. and cures
Go 10 YOUR druggist and get a 30 cent CT q
bottle and seq II ouf claims are not justified.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
MONEY FOR THE Y.M.C.A.
Novel Plan of the County Au-
tomobiIe Club.
REPORT OF A BIG GIFT

The Wayne County Automobile asso
citation is considering a plan, which if
carried out, will add handsome sum
to the Y. NJ. G. A. fund. The owners
OF the sixty machines in Richmond
will set aside one afternoon on which
they will furnish their machines
gratis for short tours through the east
ern part of the city, stipulated
amount being charged for the trip. the
money secured from such being
turned over to the Y. M. G. A. fund.
Although the trips will not be of great
length, many people who have never
ridden in autos would gladly part with
their money for the privilege of doing
so. Since the tours will be given for
a worthy cause there will no doubt
be at least one thousand people who
will take advantage of them.
Plans for the trips have not been
completed but route will be selected
which will give the owners Of the ma
chimes plenty of buzz cars
About the Middle Of April.
As the campaign for the 100000
will end April 3Oth, whether the stipu-
ldteu dLlOunJ 10 ldlStQ vi uot, luS
trips probably will be planned for a
day about the middle of that month
BY charging one dollar for the trip,
the members of the club hope to ac-
commodate at least one thousand peo-
pie during the afternoon and net
neat sum for the cause.
In speaking of the campaign yester-
day local auto enthusiast said
that he had been in Indianapolis re-
Gently, and the people in that city
were watching the campaign for a new
association here, and were wondering
why the citizens of Richmond did not
"get busy" and subscribe the amount
asked.
1t is rumored that just as soon as
the pledged amounts reach figure
well up in the thousands. a wealthy
man of Richmond will complete the
amounts and is waiting for other citi-
Gems to do their duty before he gives.
In case the rumor is correct. and 9TH
sr citizens do their duty toward the
rause. the gentleman in question will
give $4,000.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
CONFIRM ON WHIT SUNDAY
First English Lutheran church Adopts
Different Day for Adding to
Church Membership.

The Lenten and Holy Week servic-
es at the First English Lutheran
church will be very intere sting, a
complete program having been arrang-
ed, Beginning Sunday and continu-
ing until Easter Sunday, there will
be services nearly every day. Com
munion services will be held on
Thursday evening of Holy Week and
also on Easter morning. Confirma-
ton services will be held on Whit
Sunday instead of Palm Sunday as is
the usual custom On the evening
of Palm Sunday, the Rev. f. G. How
ard will call the roll of all who have
been confirmed by him. This will be
a confirmation rally day.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
WRIGHT'S SLAYERS FOUND
Junk Dealers Who Killed Muncie Bar
tender, Arrested by the Day
ton Police.

Muncie, Ind, March 15.-Word was
received today that George and John
Clock, junk dealers. who are alleged
to have waylaid and fatally wounded
Everett Wright. bartender, week
ago, because Wright prevented them
from attacking John Favors. an cid
and helpless man, were captured last
night near Dayton, o. The ares.
was made by Dayton officers. on the
advice of Sheriff Perdue and detective
Coons, OF this city. who went TO Day.
ton yesterday for that purpose They
will return with their prisoners rs
soon as requisition papers can be OBJ
tanned.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Scarlet Fever Case.

4 case of scarlet fever was reported
at the health office yesterday, it being
in the home of james Snyder, living
on the asylum road. Ruth. the daugh-
ter suffering with the disease. has not
been attending school for several days
and no rooms Will be closed 4 strict
quarantine is being enforced at the
home, and as no other families have
come in immediate contact With the
Snyder family, none will be quaran-
tined.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
TO IMPROVE PLANT
Richmond Baking Company
will Spend $50, 900.
ADD TO CRACKER FACTORY

AS the direct result of the fire,
which occurred in the plant of the
Richmond Baking Company some time
ago, that firm is now planning new
$40, 900 improvements, which will be
made just as soon as the warm wealth
err opens. The company will then
have $50, 900 invested and will have
one of the largest and most complete
baking plants in eastern Indiana or
western Ohio.
The plans as they stand at present
call for the building of three-story
addition to the rear of the Virgins
building as we'll as to the rear of the
Homer building, both Of which the
baking company now occupies almost
wholly
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Warship to Evansville.

Washington, March 15.-For the
first time in American history a war
ship flying the colors of the United
States. will ascend the Ohio river to
Evansville, Ind. Hemenway today
received the presidents promise for
naval demonstration. and the gun
boat Wasp was selected for the SER
vice
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Social and Personal Mention

The guests were Mrs. Mary Sitloh.
Miss Esther Stitch, Sister Louise Slit
Ter, Mrs. Anna Engelbrecht, Miss En-
ma Engelbrecht, Mr.. and Mrs. Will
Klopp, Miss vina Steen, Mr.. Walter
Engelbrecht, Miss Naomi Huber, Miss
Margaret Knollenberg and Messrs.
Walter and Bernhard Kncllenberg-
+ i !.
meeting of the Nomad Club will
be held this evening with Miss
Elizabeth Williams at her home on
North Sixth street. 1t will be a guest
meeting and musical will be gwen.
+ 1. +
At the meeting of the Ladies' Aid so
ciety of the Second Presbyterian
church Thursday afternoon the follow
ing officers were elected: President.
Mrs. T. r. Jessup; vice president, Mrs
Harry Lands: secretary, Mrs. Charles
Groce; assistant secretary, Mrs. A +.
Smith; treasurer, Mrs. ]. B. Haner. All
the business of the past year was
brought to close and reports We're
read from various committees. Plans
for the new year were also discussed.
In the evening the members of the so
ciety served supper to the congrega-
ton, after which congregational
meeting was held.
I. !. 4.
Eden lodge. Daughters of Rebekah,
will confer the degree on twelve can
didates at Arlington this even
ing. A conveyance will leave at four
O'Clock instead of five. as previously
announced. Thirty will probably be
in the party from here.
The Bible Study circle of the North
A street Friends church will meet
Sunday afternoon at O'Clock in the
basement of the meeting house. The
time is changed this week for the &C
commodation of the members Of the
home department All work studied
this year will be gone ove-'. general
review being held. A cordial invita-
ton is extended.
!. + i
Mrs. J. w. Morris was hostess for
the regular weekly meeting of the Co
terie Thimble club Thursday after
noon at her home on South Twelfth |
street Needlework and a social time
were enjoyed by the guests. The place |
of holding the meeting next week has
not been decided upon.
l. + i
The members of a euchre club met |
Thursday evening at home of Mr.. and |
Mrs William Uhte, south of the city, |
cards being played at three tables. |
Prizes were awarded to Mr.. George |
Teucke. Mr.. Thomas Trouse. Mrs. |
Harry Meek and Mrs. William Unite. |
Following the card games three
luncheon was served. The |
next meeting will be in two weeks.
+ + !.
No business of any Importance was
transacted at the NEE ting of the w.
r. c. Thursday afternoon. The next
will be in two weeks.
i = !.
The annual business meeting of the
Ladies' Aid Society of the First NJ. f.
church was held Thursday afternoon
in the church parlors. The following
officers were elected to serve the en-
suing year: President, Mrs. Oliver
5aar; first vice president, Mrs. L. b.
ewing; second vice president, Mrs.
John Saylor; secretary, Mrs. B. +.
Nehrley; treasurer, Mrs. Will Rus
sell. Arrangements were made for a
chicken dinner to be given the
irst week in April at the church.
i = 4
The Young Peoples Christian En-
leavor of the First Christian church
will give a ST. Patrick's day biscuit
supper in the church dining room,
his evening at six o'clock. The
decorations will be in green.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Walsh Is Held.

Chicago, March 15-Federal Judge
Anderson this morning ruled that
John r. Walsh must stand trial on
16e counts of the indictment AGAINST
him in connection with the failure of
the Chicago National bank
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Cracker Factory Increase.

The cracker factory. in which the
fire did the greatest damage. will be
increased in capacity and sixty bar
rels of flour will be used, where
heretofore only thirty barrels could
be handled daily. The great demand
for the crackers of the local concern
necessitates the doubling of the ca
pacity of the plant.
The bread factory will be enlarged
and already new furnaces and bread
mixers have been installed. Although
this section of the factory was not
managed by the recent fire. growing
business necessitates the increase in
its output A temporary roof has
been placed over, the old building
which was partially destroyed and
after a thorough cleaning, cracker
manufacturing operations are being
carried on at the present time. The
new buildings will not mean that the
factory will have to close during the
summer months
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Kept at Home.

Lawrence Handley. city letter car
fier on route No. .. is confined to his
home from illness. In his absence,
Harry Young, substitute letter carrier,
is filling the position.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Gentlemen List.

Generally debilitated for years.
Had sick headaches. lacked ambition.
was WORKOUT and all rundown. Bur
dock Blood Bitters made me we'll
woman. Mrs. Chas. Freitov, Moos-
up, Conn.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16

Rev. VIM. Gard. a veteran Christian
preacher of Elwood. Ind. lectured at
the First church, corner of South A
and Tenth streets, Thursday night, his
subject being Tapestry Weayers
The lecture was very interesting
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Rev. Hughes to Preach.

Rev. |. NJ. Hughes will fill the pull
pit at the First Presbyterian church
both morning and evening. Sunday. in
the absence of the regular pastor. the
Rev, Thomas j. Graham
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16

Free advice given on the germ dis
eases Of domestic animals. Write
the National Medical Co.. Sheldon, Ia.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16

Csc artificial gas Tor light and heat
lott
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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
BENEFIT DANCE.

The degree team of the K. G. E., will
give dance at their hall Saturday,
March 16, 1907. Admission 25c
StoutS Music. p-16-1t
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16
Letter List.
Ladies List,


Lillian Alexander, Rebecca Baker
Julia Dwyer, Mary E. Davis, Miss
Sylvia Foster. May Gray. Mabel Col
den, Bess Johnston, Mrs. Hattie James
Lizzie Kramer, 2. Mira Runnels, Mrs
Kate Smith, Miss l.. G.. Sprague. May
Jewell, Mable Taylor, Miss 4
Vaughn.
Gentlemen List.
Harry Alley 2. William Brown Roy
Cordell. Lon Fer. V. G. Giebner. Oak.
ley Hall. Cecil Jones William II
Jones. C. A Land, Mgr Richmond y
B. Club. William d. Porter. Clifford
Smith. Max Shepherd. H ". Schultz
The Union Jewelry Co. John I've
Geo. T. VanZant, Variety Mfg. Co,
John Walton, Chas. Young.
Drops.
w B. Bricker, Howard Heron, Lll-
Gle Trueblood.
Foreign.
Ada Dingman, Mrs. T. McManus.
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The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16

Among the most enjoyable social
functions of the week was a 6 O'Clock
dinner Thursday evening by Mr.
and Mrs. George II. knollenberg, at
their home on South Fourth street, the
honor guest being Mr.. d. w. johnson,
of Lima, Ohio. who recently came to
this city to reside. The table DECOR
ations were pink carnations and the
dinner was served in three courses.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-03-16

The Young Peoples Christian En-
deavor of the First Christian church
will give a ST. Patrick's day biscuit
supper in the church dining room,
this evening at six o'clock. The
decorations will be in green.