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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
DR.. KENNEDY,S
Av0RITE
REMEDY
Breaks no Hearts, Excuses
no Crimes.

DR.. David Kennedy's FAvORITE REM
EDY is not disguised enemy of the human
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
Coca,ne which dulls the nerves

never yet cured Nasal Catarrh The heavy
feeling in the forehead, the stuffed up SEN
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and nose, along with all the other miseries
attending the disease, are put to rout by
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mailed by Ely Bros, Warren st. New
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
A MBERTVILLE, N. j.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. J. CHENEY Il co, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transac.
tions and financially able to carry out any obi.
cations made by his firm.
WALpINd, kINNAN a MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Cstarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system Testimonials sent free.
Price IS cents per bottle. Sold by all drug
gsts.
Take Halls Family Pillsfor constipation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
There Is no use Fighting Nature

Dir. kennedy's Favorite Remedy
does nothing of that kind. 1t acts
tenderly and in sympathy with what
Nature is trying to accomplish. Do
you have trouble with your digestion,
your liver or kidneys? Does Rheuma
tism pain and rack you? Is your head
thick and heavy? 1t will charm away
these ailments ere you are aware.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

These school teachers of this town
ship have received their appoint
ments for next year: Croton school
Miss Blanche Timer; Higgins school,
Miss Florence Evans; Locktown, Ed.
ward NJ. Heath, Moore's school, New.
ton V. Meyers; Reading school,
Francis Parks; Sergcantsville, Willis
&. Myers; Sergeants' Mills, Miss Alice
s. Fisher; Sand Brook, Miss A. Dell
Hunt; Van polah's school, Henry Ii.
Fisher.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
The perfection of Bread MAC
kay's Special.

The profit of n gold mine depends, not ON
the amount of rock crushed under the stamps
but upon the amount of gold which can be
extracted from the rock. In similar way
the value of the food which is eaten does not
depend on the quantity which IL taken into
the stomach but upon the amount of nourisl-
ment extracted from II by the organs of nu-
triton and digestion. When these organs
are diseased they fail to extract the nourish-
ment in sufficient quantities To supply the
needs of the several organs of the body, and
these organs cannot work without nourlsh-
ment The result is heart trouble liver
trouble" aud many another aiiment. DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, acting on
every organ of the digestive and nutrtive
system, restores il to health and yigor. 1t
cures diseases remote from the stomach
in which they originated. Golden Medical
Discovery contains neither alcohol nor mar
cptics
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
An Insipuation.

Mrs. Girr2e How dare you talk to
me In tina. way? | never saw such
Impotence. And You call Yourself Il
lady's mail. do you? The Maid was
Il lady's maid before | worked for you,
ma'am. Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
The real Bread-MAcKAy's Spec
ial every afternoon.
Ask for Aliens Foot-Ease

A powder for swollen, tired, hot, smarting
feet Sample sent FREE. Also Free Sample
of the FooT- EASE SANITARY CoRN-PAp, new
invention. Address, Allen $ olmstead, lie
Roy, n Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
Much Worn.

'Thcsc trousers are very much worn
this season " said the tailor. displaying
his goods.
$50 are tie ones have on replied
the poet sadly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

George II. Ilolcombe has been
appointed regular and Joseph l..
Sylvester substitute rural free deliv-
cry carriers on route No. ? nj Lam
bertville.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

Est. A. H. Lands, Ringoes, sells
Longman & Martinez l.. & NJ. Paints
in pints and quarts at half-gallon
price.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
Here is Relief for Women.

Mother Gray, a nurse in New York, discov-
cred an aromatic pleasant herb cure for wo-
mems ills, called AUSTRALIAN-LEAF. 1t
is the only certain monthly regulator, Cures
female weaknesses and Backache, Kidney,
Bladder and Urinary troubles. At all Drug
gists or by mail 50 cts Sample FREE. Ad-
dress, The Mother Gray Co, LIE Roy, n Y.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

Michael Tomnsi, who is charged
with the murder of Mrs. Frank Con
gilio will not he tried i'll Mercer
county for the crime, The shooting
took place III this city, but Mrs. Con
gilio died ut the Trenton hospital,
which made 1t possible to bring the
case up for triui IN either county.
Tomasi will now hive 10 remain in
Jail at Pennington until September
Tomasi is suffering from great men
tnl stress and fully realizes his awful
position. lie requested Deputy Sher
i'll Jacob Dilts To send for Father
Murray of st Mary's L. c. church,
which was done aud he responded
He spends much of his time IN his
cell, although he il privileged to walk
about the corridor and seldom con
verses with other prisoners. When
approached concerning the murder he
denies any knowledge of the crime.
Tomasl has not notified my of his
relatives. He has n brother residing
in Newark and sister in PhiladeI-
phIa.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

| never knew Il rogue who was not
inhaplN.- -JuniGS.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

PARTIAL CONTENTS FOR THIS MONTH
Course in English for the Beginner.
Course in English for the Advanced
Pupil.
How to Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The Art of Conversation.
Should and Would: How to use Them.
Pronunciations Century Dictionary.
Correct English in the Home
Correct English in the School.
What TO Say and What Not to Say
Course in Letter-Writing and Punctu-
alton.
Alphabetic list of Authorizations.
Business English for the Business Man.
Compound Words; How to Write
Them.
Studies in English Literature.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
"Nexspaper Dav" In ENGLAND.

Presumption is our natural and origl
nal disease. Moutagne.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

The Rev John Cell, from Grocer
seminary, Chester, Pat, has been
installed pastor Of Ringoes Baptist
church Mr. Cell for the present,
will make his home with David Bond
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05

The Perfection of baking-MAo-
kAY's bread.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-06-05
JUNE s. 1907.
RINGOES.

A collision between an automobile
driven by Henry Bells and the team
of Jacob Aroniss, II dish yender of
Trenton, resulted disastronsly for the
crockeryware of the Trentoniun. The
accident happened ut Unionyille, aud
dishes were hurled in all directions.
The drivers of the conveyances es-
capped injury.
Frank Miller and Elmer Higgins
were Trenton visitors Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Austin Slittenger, of
Jntlnnd, were entertained Memorial
Day by Mr. aud Mrs, Adam Simerson,
Jr.
Mrs Martha Holcombe and daugh
ter. Miss Kate, returned from Rea-
vile Monday. Tuesday morning,
Mrs. IIolcombe, who is - years of
age. slipped GU the ila&stone IN front
of the door of the house aud IN falling
struck her knee aud bruised 1t severe
".
The Rev. John Cell, from Grocer
seminary, Chester, Pat, has been
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
FRED {. VAIL WILL
COME To EARLH HAM
Well Known Athletic Coach to
Begin Duties With the
Fall Opening.
HAS LONG EXPERIENCE.
is ABLE TO COACH ALL LINES OF
ATHLETICS NND is IN FAVOR
SPORT.

Fred G. Vail of Philadelphia has
been chosen as athletic coach at Earl
ham to enter upon his duties at the
opening of the fall term. He takes
the place of w C. Wilson and is TO
coach all lines of athletics There is
every indication that Earlham has
made a great find" in Mr.. Vail. He
has had six years experience as a
coach and has served as assistant un-
der DIR. Carl Williams, the celebrated
head coach of the university of Penn
sylvania, and DR.. n. P. Stauffer, the
well known official. and base bali
coach of the L. of P. For the first
two years of his experience as a
coach he was in charge of German
town Academy. For the year 1903
he coached the Richmond. Va. college
team winning the Eastern Virginia
League championship. his team not
being scored against during the entire
season. For the past three years he
has been head coach at Gettysburg
college, Pa.
His ability as a coach however. is
not confined to football. He has in
dulged personally and is able to coach
base ball, basket ball, socker, swim
ming, skating. hockey field and ice,
tennis and track. Mr.. Vail is some
thing of sprinter, having defeated
Percy F. Dickey the year he won the
one-fourth mile champ pionship of the
United States.
Furthermore Mr.. Vail believes in
clean sport and his influence oye5 the
boys is always of the highest kind.
as is indicated by unqualified endorse
ments from the presidents of all the
institutions with which he has been
connected
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
THE GROOM MUST PAY.
Queer Marriage Custom Among the
Quebec French Canadians.

4 singular marriage custem prevails
amons -he French Cacadians in Que
Wee. After the morning marriage sery-
ice in the church the bridal party In
caleche or carriole make a tour OF calls
upon relatives and friends during the
day and then return again to church
for vespers.
Before the evening dance at the
brides new home comes the supper.
When the company rise from the table
the bride keeps her scat. and some one
asks with great dignity: why does
madam wait? Is she SO soon In bad
gracef'
She replies: Somebody has stolen
NV slipper. I cannot walk"
Then they carry her. chair and all.
into the middle OF the room. while
loud knocking announces a grotesque
kneels before the slipperless bride and
tries on aslong succession of old boots
and shoes of every variety and size
until at last he finds her missing shoe.
The groom redeems IL for good
price. which is spent I'm treating the
company. If the groom fs not watch
full they steal her hat and cloak, which
he rcdeems in the same way, and they
have been known TO steal the bride.
for which there must be liberal pay
The event OF the evening is a good Jig
in which a guest volunteers to out
dance the bride. II successful the Wis
itor demands prize from the groom
Pearson's Weekly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
Eased His Conscience.

An amusing story is related Of Johns
Hopkins. Honesty was evidently one
of the fundamental traits of his char
acter. On one occasion he was sent by
his mother to borrow f1atiron of a
neighbor. The good neighbor gave him
the fiatiron and at the same time of
fered him piece of pie.
mo, thank You. l don't want any
pie" said the red faced boy as he
started home. Halfway there the pie
and his conscience Were too much for
him. He wheeled about and knocked
again at the neighbor's door, his face
redder than ever. Il told you story"
he explained; Il did want that pie"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
BLOOD SUBSTITUTE.
Why SaIin, Solution Is Sometimes In
iested Into the Veins.


Occasionally in cases OF serious
wounds where there has been great
loss OF blood the published reports
state that saline solution" was in
jected into the veins to supply the de-
ficiency The average reader, however,
has a very vague if any idea how A
solution of salt takes the place OF
blood.
Not to go into a complete analysis
of the blood, il is sufficient to note
that of 1000 parts. 1So.15 is composed
of water. albumen 81 parts, sodium
and potassium s.371, coloring matter
Supplied by the red blood corpuscles,
133, leaving only some II parts to be
composed of nbrin, fat calcium and
magnesium. etc. Where there is seri-
Gus loss of blood state OF collapse
sets In because, the normal weight OF
blood being reduced. the hearts action
is diminished. there being less resist
ance for that organ to overcome.
To counteract the result of shock and
collapse ii is necessary TO stimulate
the heart by restoring the normal
weight; In other words, 10 get it TO
work by giving 1t something TO work
on. As the analysis shows, of 1000
parts of blood nearly 500 are composed
of water and sodium. and therefore
plain saline solution makes a good sub
stitute. The heart does not know the
difference, and IL goes to pumping
away as usual as soon as this imitation
blood gets in the veins. The saline so
luton serves TO tide the patient over
the danger point. As the food is con-
verted into chyle. new blood is formed.
the red corpuscies are supplied rapidly
from the normal tissues, and the saline
solution is thrown off through the Sc
cretions in the usual way.
Formerly TRANSMISSION of blood was
the means employed. but this always
Objectionable method has been sup
planted. The greatest objection to the
TRANSMISSION OF blood from one person
to another was that TO supply the
necessary amount to restore the
wounded patient il was inevitable that
the volunteer should be almost as bad
ly drained, SO that the physician would
have two patients on his hands where
he had one. Besides. there was always
the risk OF transfusing disease to the
patient with the others blood Dogs
and sheep have been sacrificed to sur
gerry for this purpose. but most people
prefer to Use blood of their own manu-
facture TO any imported from beasts or
their fellow creatures.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
A HAPPY MAN

Is Amos F. King, of Port Byron, n. Y,
(S5 years of age); since a sore on his
leg. which had troubled him the
greater part of his life. has been en-
tirely healed by Bucklen's Arnica
Salve: the worlds great healer of
Sores. Burns, Cuts, Wounds and Piles.
Guaranteed by A. G. Luken & Co.,
Druggists. Price 25c.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
His Idea of Happiness.

At the Players club in New York
some years ago number of actors
were arguing about the meaning OF
the word Happiness" In the midst OF
the argument Henry f. Dixey appear
ed. and one of the contestants said:
"Dixey, what Is your idea of happi
ness?"
Mr. Dixey smiled thoughtfullg. Then
he replied: MY idea of true happiness
is to lie on couch before bright fire,
smoking a large Havana cigar given
me by an admirer, while / listen to a
woman who worships me reading
aloud f1attering press notices about my
acting"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
LOSES USE OF HER ARM

Hagerstown, Ind. July 25.-Mrs
John Holler. living south of the depot,
was struck by lightning Wednesday
afternoon. Mrs. Holler was alone and
sitting by the kitchen window Her
right arm is paralyzed from the shock.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
CLARENCE M'KEE FUNERAL
II Will be Held at New Paris FRIDAY
Morning.

New Paris, O., July 25.-The funer-
al of Clarence Mckee, the popular
young man who was drowned Monday
night, will be held Friday morning at
10 o'clock, at the Presbyterian
church
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
4 Last Resort.

First Farm Servant-Why did the
farmers wife give you notice? Sec
Old Farm Servant-She said I was no
good for anything. 1 couldn't even
mind the sheep. SO I am going into
the town to be a ursemaid.-Meggen-
lorfer Batter
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
QUICK RELIEF FOR ASTHMA SUI.
FERERS

-Foley's Honey and Tar affords i'm.
mediate relief to asthma sufferers in
the worst stages and if taken in time
will effect a cure. A G.. Luken & Co.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
a Limited Habit.

'T see that some of our scientists
claim that death is largely matter of
habit, depending upon thought and all
that" he said.
Nonsense" she replied. did you
ever know any one who was in the
habit of dying g?'-Philadelphia Inquir.
pr.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
Only One "BROMO QUININEv

That is LAXATIVE BROMO Qui-
nine. Similarly named remedies
sometimes deceive. The first and
original Cold Tablet is a WHITE
PACKAGE with black and red let
tering. and bears the signature of
E. w. GROVE, Csc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
ClERGYMEN PLAY TENNIS
Visitors Participate at the Twelfth
Street Court

Rev. Owen d. Odeli of indianapolis
and Rev. Richard F. Sontor of Asto-
tula, Florida visited Rev T. j. Gra-
ham this week and participated in the
tennis contests on the Twelfth street
court.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
Fisher Stays at Third Base,
Morris to Short Stop and
RidgeIy to Right Field.
LOOKS TO BE IMPROVED.
PITCHING STAFF is IN NEED OF
STRENGTHENING AND HAY
WOULD BE A VALUABLE ADDi-
TION.

Manager Jessup has left the city to
attend the Indiana-Ohio League meet
ing which will be held at Indianapolis.
Manager Jessup is on the schedule
committee and he states that the
schedule will be drafted at this meet
ing. Jessup is prepared to make a
hard fight against making the league
an eight-club organization.
Manager Jessup states that it is his
intention to keep Tacks Fisher on
third base, at which position he has
more than made himself solid with
the fans Morris, the hard hitting
brilliant fielding Dunkirk recruit will
be placed at shortstop and Midget
Minler will be shifted to second base.
Ridgeiy, the Fairmount, w. Va, re-
cruit, goes to the outfield, displacing
Cunningham, whose work at the bat
and in the field has not been satisfac-
tory. Ridgely is an outfielder and
second base has been strange posi-
tion to him. If Ridgely can bat as
hard as he has been touted he will
make a valuable addition to the out
fold
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
HagerstoWn VS.. Greensboro.

Hagerstown, Ind. July 25.-The Ha-
gerstown base ball team will play
the Greensboro boys at Greensboro
Sunday, July 2S.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
CENTRAL LEAGUE STANDING.
Wednesdays Results.

Terre Haute 8; South Bend (1S
innings)
Wheeling /; Dayton o.
Springfield 3; Canton 5.
Grand Rapids 4; Evansville 5.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

Dyspepsia is Americas curse. Bur
dock Blood Bitters conquers dyspep-
sia every time. II drives out impuri-
ties, tones the stomach, restores per-
feet digestion, normal weight. and
good health.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
HANGED FOR HIS CRIME
Charles Johnson Was Guilty of
A Double Murder.

Towanda. Pa, July 25-Charles
Johnson was hanged in the yard of
the jail today for the murder OF his
sister-inlaw, Mrs. Bigler Johnson and
her neice.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

Leaving Richmond 11:15 p. N. via
G.. c. & L. lands you in Chicago at
700 a. N. Through sleepers and
coaches. You will like it. apr6-tf
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

The hours we pass with happy pros.
poets in view are more pleasing than
those crowned with fruition.-Gold
smith
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

Doan's Regulets cure constipation
without gripping, nausea, nor any weak
ening effect. Ask your druggist for
them. % cents per box.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
MINOR BALL SCORES

Dunkirk s: Bluffton ;.
Decatur 5: Hartford City 8.
T. T's. 8; Lebanon /.
Frankfort s; Portland 7.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

II this concerns you. read carefully. pr
caldwel's Syrup Pepsiu Is positively guaran-
teed to cure indigo estion, constipation sick head
ache, offensive breath. malaria and all diseases
arising from stomach troubl~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

The most valuable crop IN the Phil
lppines is hemp: rice comes next. fol-
lowed By tobacco. The export of Manil-
Ia cigars amounts TO nearly 81 100000
year. and the home consumption is
01ohahly laruo~
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

Mrs. May Amsden OF Richmond is
visiting her mother, Mrs. Josephine
Baldridge at Hagerstown.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

"Now that you've gone to house,
keeping, which rules, you or your
wife,
Neither of us. We have a provision.
al government"
what is thatT'
1.-THE cook s."-Baltimor AmericaA.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
Looks to be Improved.

With Ritter to lead off, and the lit
tie fellow is fairly sure of getting his
base by some hook or crook, and such
hard hitters as Cameron, Jessup, Nor
ris and Wiltermood to follow him the
offensive department of the team
looks to be greatly improved The
four sluggers to follow Ritter can be
counted on to hit at a 800 clip or
better throughout the season
The only department ON the team
that looks real weak at the present
time is the pitching staff. Fleming is
the only twirler who can now be re-
lied upon to deliver the goods. Boyd
has not been given a tryout as yet
and his ability as a SALESMAN is an
unknown quality. Conner may be
able to deliver the goods. He has
speed and fair curves but is wild and
inclined to loose his head at critical
moments. Plenty of work NAV cure
the big fellow of these faults. With
Hay on the staff it would loom up
strong.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25

Riches are like sea water. the more
you drink the thirstier you become
ScDSpenhauer
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1907-07-25
AMERICAN ASSN. STANDING.
Wednesdays Results.

Indianapolis 4 Minneapolis 0.
Kansas City 8; Toledo 3.
Louisville 2; Milwaukee l.