The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-03-07

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They werr qaarrvliaF over issir
eklidren. We'll. ths exclaimed Fplie
fslly. i i certain John AAs yoar issa
per- Wet be replied qUleily & d
slsa certain b. hAu'i yo8u, baoaasc
you'rs g5a i sll ygarsst
Stage Manager ~ Yoa kaoa cay
dear AZ. ihsi naA more ilsaa 5ue Play
ia cry Is s8ooots' Ambitious "A
thor Yes. af, hh ihAi doesn'i scare
re. This pay d one q ihaasand
n wonder What lhe socns u solo.
mons wlsion whs. sAid Mr Neeklous
wife Good Adviot. replied Leonldas
pronp,ly he bad any number Of
wives.
Yes. my wife and J have known
each other from ibe time We we're chill
dren. That being The ease. I'm not
going 10 sympAihiEe with yoa any
more
Has that novel a ploif No, an.
swerod the man with an unlovely DIS
position. Il - merely another device
" Tei money from careless public.
u Isn't plot lis conspiracy.
The sirs Of bert The idea o. her
talking about their family plate. That
ia all right. They've got a plate that
WAS used by every member d the fam.
lily al one time or another
Hotel Proprietor You have gwen
The mos, elegant aud most expensive
rooms 70 Herr Lehman Can be pay
Tor tbe,rf ssyerk-Certainly. He is
enornogbtJ sish. Propricior-How do
you know that. Clerk-Becausc be Is
old and ngby and his wife is young and
beautiful,
One rainy afternoon Aunt Sue was
explaining the meaning Of various
words b her young nephew, says the
Chase Register. Now. an heirloom,
my dear, means something that has
been handed down from father 10 son.
she said. Well, replied the boy,
thoughtfully, that's queer name for
my pants.
Never mind, said the surgeon.
loa'll come through this all right,
Wen have you on your feet again in.
side Of slx months. After which they
proceeded 10 smputste the sufferers
legs.
Il saw you tip thai barber before he
started 10 shave you. Most people tip
The barber after he's through. al.
ways give il TO him beforehand aud
give him 10 understand it's meant for
hush money,
Pay attention, now, said the school
master, addressing his class during the
geography lesson. The population Of
China II 30 great that two cinnamon
die every time we take breath. This
information made a great impression
wa e"N IANihilN hNublhfrt anu INV HihH-
Ter was particularly struck with the
uncomfortable appearance Of one small
boy at the foot Of the class. His face
flushed and be was putting furiously.
What is the matter inquired the
schoolmasier with alarm, What on
earth are you doing, Tommy Killing
cinnamon, please, sir. was the answer.
] don't like them foreigners, SO Pm
getting nd of just as many AS ! can.
II thought, said the visitor, I'd drop
,n and tell you what your hair rcstorer
did FOR friend Of mine. When he
started using your elixir there were
only a few hairs on his head, but now
is's completely covered Indeed ex-
claimed the paten, medicine man. Yes,
by SIX feet OF earth.
As an express train was going
through station one of the passengers
leaned too far out of the window, over
balanced and fell out. He fortunately
landed on sand heap, so that he did
himself no great injury but, with torn
clothes and not few bruises, said to
a porter who was standing by: What
shall ! dot You're all right, mister,
said the porter, Your ticket allows
you TO break your journey.
"A fond mother, hearing an unus-
nsl noise in the nursery overhead,
hurried up stairs 10 find out what was
the matter. She found Johnny sitting
In the middle of the floor quietly smil-
tug. oh, said be. I've locked grandpa
and uncle Henry in the cupboard, and
when they sc, little angrior ! am GO
ing to play Daniel in the lions den.
II suppose you sent your boy 10
collegc ia the hope he would make his
msrk' Partly that, answered Farmer
Corniossel. An besides, thought il |
'ud be good idea 10 hire some pro-
fessors 10 help me do the worrying |
abou, his future,
B~wn-Sec tina, farmhouse. old |
mani That's the old homestead, the
place where first saw the light Of day.
Gray-Which one' Tha, villa adver-
Using DR.. ficrcc's Pink Prescription
or the bungalow 10 the right booming
Snitcher's Gnstoris.
Bobby had gone 10 Canada TO visi,
his English aunt, and was trying 10 be
on his bes. behavior all the time, but
a, luncheon when his aunt asked him
IL be would like some curried chicken
he was spcechlcss with surprise. What
il the matter, Bobby' asked his aunt.
Don't you like curried chicken'
don, know. answered Bobby. We
don't curry ours. We pick them.
Lady, began the sRnderc., kin
chop some wood Cor youi No, thank
you, replied he up-,o-dAie housewife,
We cook and hes, entirely by elec,rici.
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