The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-04-17
THE OHIO EXCURSION
LEADS To TROUBLE
IN Los ANGELES
COL. RUFUS H. HERON WHO WAS AT THE HEAD OF 1T
DECLARES THAT THERE WAS NOT A REPRESENTA-
TIVE CROWD OF LOS ANGELES BUSINESS MEN
ABOARD AND THAT THE KICKERS ARE UNREASON-
ABLE PEOPLE.
Times Of April 4 saws

The Los Angeles Times oil April
e" appreciated Southern California and will do nothing
for the advancement of Los Angeles determined to re-
sign from the Chamber of Commerce and will
This is what Col recent Chamber
OF Commerce Hawaii said last evening"
stormy meeting OF the Board of Directors Of the Chamber of Commerce
Col Rufus pevh but he smiling seraph compared with
good many either Angeenos who went the trip to the Sandwich
Islands,,
The ex-excson silent good CD ship Ohio
poed her mugy into San Pedro Their silence by
the farCia attempt memory holding pleasure unket
Now they have shaken off the effects of the trip and have been telling
their friends that ee with hints of filthy and
ord grub mention the fact that Col Rufus had the bridal
These reached the of the directors of the Chamber and
yesterday prcacted meeting held 1t is limited that tine
conversation why Heron had the bridal suite and
there enough drinking board and why had
spend $40 for Appona during the because the ordinary
Oh yes there lots of other things such complaints from
excrsoni that the linen on the beds was they
ber and changed and that the socald
saterooms were mere dirty cubby-holes.
willing him. he had his duty and
nothing but his duty He expressed the opinion that the excursionsts
the wreched lot of representative business men have
Philip Forve of No 427 Wesae the
0"' directors H i39F2R Po SAYS S1 F8RTE TRIP
Il would take the trip again under the conditions for
$1,000 he said 1T horrible You cannot make to strong for
me would permit wife and my friends the boat
and took the Alameda back San Francisco The
bad that was compelled purchase bottled water throughout the
"trip The linen berts oed when first entered ten
and changed during the voyage The food repuve
and service given know Of who tried throughout
1.-THE entire trip service by pushing the buttons the
Waterman appear his door only however during
the rest OF the trip he unable to- even secure from the
night Waterman"
There are of lying on the floors of their state
rooms and of others enraged and sick over the condition Of affairs
that they threatened to jump overheard
One prominent lady Seventh had
through the portfolio of which the She
sick but succeeded closing the portfolio and rewng the fastening
down Still leaked She one Of the first to leave the boat in
Honolulu straight store purchased
monkey wrench She announced that she would shut that that
Ino could get open.
When the bOatWa OdaysO O nd
of the o passengers aboard only fourteen present for breakfast
uaed the alleged bad condition of things The next day things began
'"'' VIRGINS SLEEPS ON DECK
Long before this Secretary Frank Virgins given up
sleeping deck Other gentlemen did same
the of the confined below deck turned COL
Rufus party occupying the bridal Col
did take the hint and held his desirable quarters all the way
Hawaii but coming home the clouds of dsseon began to gather
tc that Col Rufus his room and slept on the couch in
the dnng-room
About the fifth day reached crisis Secretary Wig
gins who accustomed having things smoothly peseed
SO by the passengers that IN despair ne rs SAD to nave threatened to
Jump overheard Virgins was made the butt Tor all complaints lie
told the he had nothing to do with the but
they would be quoted The demand that the Only Virgins who
has always heretofore rescued them from trouble again wave the
magic wand and make things all right
He retired his sleeping somewhere the boiler coal
He retired his sleeping apartments somewhere oevr the boiler coal
bin, and actually wept 1t hard imagine vending their way
COME BACK ANOTHER WAY
When the boat finally reached Honolulu many of the travellers made
rush for the steamship Offices where they demanded Los
Angeles San Francisco by other boat They offered pay
anything but would the Ohio until the food nspec
Mr. and Mrs Phillip Forve Mrs Joseph Maer Mrs. Samuel
Mae Mrs H. W. Wooaco and Percy Booth They returned the
Alameda, and say that they had excellent voyage.
The others distracted and said they terrific quantities
poi and other Hawaiian dante that sudden and or
Bile death unaccuomd stomach 1t The day
again board the Ohio around and the ladies took smelling bottles
and the gentlemen took many long thin glasses in which something
clinked coolly and returned to the boat.
COL. HEBRON SAYS
When last night COL Heron said all am idle dream and
purely imaginary that the trip had been
enjoyed HIMSELF and that the only dnon from those who
seasicL,
people you know" said "arc satisfied They