Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-27

into the row. Edmunds having her
arrested promptly for disturbing the
quiet Of the night, his contention be-
ing that'fhe dancing club which met
at her house violated the law IN this
respect. He also summoned all the
members of the club as witnesses
From the above it will be seen what
gigantic proportions the row has as
sumed. ltcis keeping both the federal
and the Territorial courts busy and
! has, if the members of the club and
all the Chinanhem are counted. several
hundred people lined up against each
other The Queens Hospital row may
be of greater import, but If variety and
/ the number ,of contestants count as
points, the. Waikiki easily take the
prize.
! Mistaken identity is q terrible thing
What man Is there who does not re-
member taking his Sunday girl fol-
that awful Switcher girl?' Didn't 1t
feel like an arctic iceberg along the
spinal column, though? Or. possible
the ladies remeWber the time they
prayed for the sudden sprouting OF
their after-world heritage of wings;
the time they pulled the dignified
mans ear. when they took him for
Henry It's an awful thing as a rule
to take some one for somebody else.
Maui people will never get over mis-
taken identity case which happened
over there recently. The church peo-
pie tell of it with lowered and sad
fal1nyyC :. in
sympathy, suppress their chuckle. II
all came about this way. Bishop Res
tarick and another notable were due to
arrive on Maui to do sundry things
and visit the big crater. The Bishop
arrived and with him a young man
just beginning his ministerial career.
The journey to Haieakala was begun,
Meantime the telephone was busy.
Along the route many curious faces
peered at the little party. The Bishop
didn't understand it. Neither did the
Bishops daughter, who also was in
: the party. Once she asked, Papa,
why are tie people SO glad to see
, Iyou?" For the confirmation on Sun
, day, l presume, "ihe answered. Some
! how the curious gaze of the people
made the fledgling preacher fidget. He
learned why when they reached idle
WILDE" the halfway point. A cowboy
/, guide summoned him when the Bishop
: wasn't looking. Come in here. He
can't see us. There's bottle of
: Scotch and some American. Help
: yourself. l know wou appreciate good
j liquor, and especially will now, after
. your long, AIRY ride; Don't be afraid
e of 1t, it is good brand" he assured
, the preacher when he hesitated. The
Q minister looked Mortified. Then the
1 explanations were made. He had been
Q taken for someone else at the Kahului
: landing.
Q The telephone had hummed with the
: message, London is with Restarick.
/ Jacks stock had been going down with
, once crowd, while another crowd had
] been saying, why, guess we can let
. the children read Londons writings
/ after ALL" There are now some wise
| ones on Maui who will tell you why
Jack postponed his trip to that Island
: one week. -s>
. You hear much about men who are
I on the job and stay there 1t re-
t manned to two Chinese youngsters to
: show Geo w. Smith that one might
: get off "the job" and still get back on
in hurry whenS Opportunity or Ne
: cessity knocks They were standing
in front of Mr. Smiths business place,
having an animated conversation in
the language of their father. Possibly
G. W. S. was nervous after the hospi-
tai row. Anyhow the Oriental jargon
Jared his sensibihties, even if he did
mt think they were discussing the
latest Hawaii capital controversy. He
turned to them and asked, Cant you
talk English?" The urchins looked
up at him with tinge of contempt,
and then down to the questioner S
shoes. There was the knock of OPP
portunity. They were due to get on
the job" With face as guileless as
that of milking COW one Of them re-
sponded, Il know, l know. Shine
Sir; shine Mr.. Smith recognized the
comeback.
While Chief Clerk Conkling, of the
Governors Office was away chaperon-
Ing the last party of Congressman that
visited the Islands, the Office he occu-
pies was cleaned and renovated
Among other things that were done to
1t, the walls and ceiling were white
washed.
While this was being done various
members of the Cabinet wandered UP
as usual to confer with the Acting
Governor. Each one poked his head
through the door into the other office
Smiled in satisfied manner and made
some remark about that being what
should have oeen Gone long ago.
But when the. workmen were
through and had gone, the various Off.
Gals walked in glanced at the makai
wall and walked out with a look oil
disgust on their faces. Something was
wron...
Finally the objection came out when
one of them inquired witheringly:
l"Why didn't they finish the job?"
"How?" some one wanted to know,
whats wrong?"
why, those blamed pictures on the
wall supposed they'd kalsominf
them, too"
AS matter of fact, the two huge
lcanvases that decorate-decorate is
sood-the wall on the makai side have