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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
Atchi.on Globe Sights.

A scolding woman is bad enough, but
the limit is a scolding
Nothing Is SO often oyerestimated az
the information given 'tconfidentially.,
theoretically, every man knows how
to make q lot Of money in a hurry.
Opportunity rarely comes to the
man who spends all his time waiting
for 1t.
rights represents merely desired
privileges.
You may have forgotten more than
the other man knows and still be a
short horse.
Telling fortunes may not be a very
good business, but it pays better than
having yours told.
What has become Of the old fash
Toned girl who SID to the boys: Sir,
keep your distance!"
What has become Of the old FASH
toned man who said Of his enemy: HE
is a fool for lack Of sense?"
Every married woman hopes that
when she gets sick the doctor will
recommend a change of climate.
A woman with children never runs
out Of work., or patience, although the
latter gets pretty low at times.
While men make sport Of the sacri-
fees Of women to vanity, they con-
tinue to wear coats during hot
weather.
When there are as many as four
girls with a man, each one is thinking
that the other three are chaperons.
A book is being advertised entitled
How Fortunes Are Made" Enough
suckers investing in this book Is one
easy way.
There are many kinds OF fools but It
Is hard to believe that enough Of one
variety ever got together to rganiz
a suicide club.
Women will excuse a man for crying
owe the woes Of a stage heroine but
condemn him heartily If he SHOULD
weep owe his own trouble ts
The old man who marries a Young
woman in order to AVE some ONE to
take care of him. is more in nead Of
a guardian for the same purpose.
If a man must Drag on his Nnun
good qualities, he should choose 81 !
subject other han his great honesty:
much ak on that subject u
suspicion.
The Young Thing in the hammock.
on the front porch thinks ! knows
a good deal about 1t, but the suneT,as
tive joy of hand holdfng is only learn
ed by having the best one In a poker
game.
If you want to hear a strong anti
trust speech. get an agricultural i'm
plement dealer started who handles
antitrust goods.
pretty hard hill for Loves Young
Dream to get over, but it is usually
equal to the climb.
Some children, when whipped.
scream SO that the neighbors may hear
them, with very little p~rovocation. We
used to do it.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
NERVOUS COLLAPSE
is OFTEN PREVENTED eY pa.
WILLIAMS PINK PILLS.
Taken When the First Warning Synp
toms Are Noticed Much Needless
SUFFERING May Be Saved

Are you troubled with pallor, loss of
spirits, waves of heat passing over the
body, shortness of breath after slight
exertion, a peculiar skipping of theN
heart beat, poor digestion, cold extremi-
ties or a feeling of weight and fullness?
Do not make the mistake Of thinking
that these are diseases in themselves
and be satisfied with temporary relief.
This is the way the nerves give warn
ing that they are breaking down. It
simply means that the blood has become
impure and cannot carry enough nourish-
ment to the nerves to keep them healthy
and able to do their work.
Rest, alone, will sometimes give the
needed relief. The tonic treatment by
DR.. Williams Pink Pills, however, pre-
vents the final breakdown of the nerves
and the more serious diseases which
follow, because the pills act directly
upon the impure blood, making it rich,
red and pure.
Mrs. +. q. Bradley, Of 1903 Parsells
avenue, Rochester, N. Y, says:
" was never very healthy and some
years ago, when in a rundown condis
Iion, I suffered a nervous shook, caused
by a misfortune to a friend. It was So
great that I was untitled for work. Y
81 was just weak, low-spirited and
nervous. Icould hardly walk and could
not bear the least noise. My appetite
was poor and I did not care for food. 7
couldn't sleep well and once for two
weeks got scarcely an hours sleep. ]
had severe headaches most of the time
and pains in the back and spine.
II was treated by two doctors, being
under the care Of one of them for six
months. l got no relief and then des
cided to try Dr.. Williams Pink Pills. ]
soon began to feel better and the i'm
provement was general. My appetite
became hearty and my sleep better.
The headaches all left and also the pains
in my back. A few more boxes entirely
cured me and I was able to go back to
work. I felt splendid and as though /
had never been sick"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are invaluable
in such diseases as rheumatism, after
effects Of the grip and fevers, neuralgia,
St. Wins dance and even partial
paralysis and locomotor ataxia.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all druggists, or will be sent, postpaid,
on receipt of price, 90 cents per box, six
boxes for $3.50, by the DIR. Williams
24edicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
Quite Natural.

From the New York Evening Mail.
Rudgard kipling undoubtedly gotshis wit
from his maternal grandfather. Rev
George b. Macdonald, II Wesleyan clergy-
nan, says an English writer. 1t is re-
lated or this gentleman that in the days
when he was courting the lady whom lie
afterward married, the father-in-law-to-be
IAN aged Methodist With extremely strict
notions in regard TO the proprsetles-was
iEjeaieious enough on one occasion to
enter the parior without giving warnfnf.
of hts approach. The consequence WIS
tina he found the sWesthearts occupying
a sissg,e chair. Deeply shocked hy this
spectacle. the old man soletn;4ty gaid: .Mr.
Macdonald, when courted Mrs. Grown
she sat on one side OF the room ami i al.
the other
Maedonald,s reply a That's what
I should have done Il | had been. court
ing Mrs. brown
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
Less Motion Than Emotion.

Two men were coming into Denver from
. nearby town on a local train the other
day. The train stopped every five minutes,
1t seemed, and one OF the men became i'm
patient. Finally. when the train halted
for the engine to get up steam the mans
impatience oyertiowed.
Now what do you think of this train?"
he said to the other.
"It isn't making much progress" replied
his friend.
Progress! I should say not" said the
impatient man. 1T would be a fierce job
to take a moving picture of this train"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
Georae,s RIunder..
From the Chicago News.

Above the stairway there fickered q
candle, and then a deep voice called from
the nhadows:
-sanspapering the wall this hour of the
n.gnt?"
A long stiffness, and then:
mo one down here, father, dear. I guess
1t must be next door,"
The candle vanished, and then from the
gloom of the parlor:
George, you big goose. 1 told you never
70 call on me unless you had been shaved
No; she's taking a year Off"
1t may be hard for a girl to love her
enemies, but she invites them all to her
wedding, anyhow.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
The Truffle faster.

The Englishman was eating toad-in-the-
hole, q famous British dish.
II am q truffle faster by trade" he said.
81 sort that most costly of all legumes,
the truffle.
IF a truffle has a putrid taste. like that
of spoiled seagull, I know 1t is of the
Charpentier variety, and worth $40 a
pound.
IF 1t tastes like bad smoked cod, I
know it is the less expensive Perigord
brand. worth S. a pound
IF 1t is delicious. sweet and wholesome,
! put it down for English trufrle, and
mark 1t at 81 only"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
Where L Gane f.ron.

During tie course of a geogra9ny lesson
recently, the teacher asked the to,.owi1,.
question.
Who can tell me shat useful arsi,.ie
we ger from the whale!!S
Whale bone. promptly rapi.ed a boy.
from the seal?
.seaiing shouted a I..tt.e girl.
~ lSeriin scientist iias 1fis4r asgaa
examinations TO SCI To rke toiscissioa
that wonanfs brain is unaoaa.e..y
smaller than mans.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27
Had seen Prairie..

From the New York Weekly.
Fond Mother-Yes, the dear little fell
low is just full Of good impulses. Eddie.
Il you were rich. what would you do with
your money?
Eddie lwho has Travelled some>--I'd buy
" billion stones. and take 'en out to
Iowa for the poor little boys out there to
throw at cats.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27

St. Situs' bnnes and ali Nervous piso.ses
y Permanently Cured by DR.. Hines Great
E.rye Rsstarer. Send for FREQ Be trial bottle and treatise.
VIZ. II. VI. KLINE, Id. s3l Arch Street. Philadslphia, Pa
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-06-27

11rs. Winslow,s SOOTHING SYRUP nor chiidre.
!~$oothinGj sOftens the gums, reduces Inflammation. 81.
Says pain. cures wind collie. . osnt5 . bottle
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
CALLS HIS CURE A MIRACLE.
Tortured by Terrible, Dry Eruptions
Too Disfgured to Leave House
-Cuticura Cured Him.

Ever since the time ! grew into man
hood | have been suffering from dry erup-
ton which at times appeared very extern
sively, and at other times, but to a limited
degree, on my body | consulted number
of medical men without result, and last
January l was affected with a terrible
eruption on my hands, scalp, and face,
which was so bad that l could not even
leave the house, so finally resorted to the
Cuticura Remedies. So far they represent
an outlay of only few dollars and | am
completely restored to health, while for
merly l had spent dollars upon dollars on
doctors, remedies and ointments without
getting cured. The Cuticura Remedies rep
resent perfect miracle Henry z. Ramp
ing, 633 Eagle Ave, New York, N. Y,
Feb. l6 and Mar Is. 1906"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

The Alaska Packers Association are
about to introduce the Argo Red Sal
mon in this market. They are the
largest salmon. Gamers in the world,
employing an army Of 1900 men, with
a feet Of over sixty vessels, and the
Arzo is the choicest red salmon
hacked. It is caught in the icy
waters of Bering Sea. The flesh is
very firm, of beautiful red color
and delicious favor.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

REAL ORIGIN OF THE TUXEDO.
"They are beginning to wear Tux
edo coats in Texas says a New
York paper.
Beginning" is good! Don't you
know. man, that the Tuxedo coat was
invented in Texas when a cowboy
had the tails shot off his clawhama'
mer coat?-Denver Republican.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
Pennsylvania Tobacco Profits.

The tobacco FARMERS Of Lancaster
county turned a pretty penny last
year. During last week the leaf to.
bacco packers resumed active buying
of what remains of the 1906 crop,
estimated at 5000 cases, and paid the
prices which they declared they would
NOT pay-14 to 1G cents pound. At
these prices the entire crop will re-
alize 100000. Philadelphia Record.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

stions My doctor kept me on a strict
diet, but as his medicine was not
helping me, l began using Doan's
Kidney Pills. They helped me at
once, and soon all traces of sugar dis
appeared have regained my former
weight and am perfectly well
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Many a man takes a better half il
half-hearted manner.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
SULPHUR BRINGS HEAL tn.
PRIZES the Blood and Clears Up the
Complexion.

Everybody needs to take Sulphur at
w season. Nothing like it to purify the
pod clear up the complexion and remove
9at tired feeling" But the only way to
Ee it IS n liquid form. Hancock's Liquid
upnur taken internally is the best Spring
Ele. Applied externally Hancock's Liquid
Phur quickly cures Eczema, letter, and
SKIN Diseases. Hancocks, the Only
9md Sulphur Ointment, removes PIN
fi Blaekheads and Sores, and gives
atlful soft, velvety skin. Your druggist
y 1t. 1t cured Edward d. Herring, Of
ed1erick, Nd, of bad case Of Eczema,
ne writes: My face is as smooth as
&fnfant's."
lQ1l1ll-about-Sulphur Booklet free, if you
te Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co., Balti-
I be-
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

Dogs Of the st. Bernard strain
tracked out num5er Of the people
slried under a anoRslido at Geisen-
ger. Norway. iu which 10 persons pei
ished. The animals dragged several
oe the victims 20 places Of safety.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
WHAT HE WANTED.

Mr.. Hayrix Tin swell restaurant(:
kin I git my dinner here, mister?'
Waiter: Certainly, sir Win you
have table d'hote or la carter
Mr. Hayrix: We'll, yew may
gimme a leetle Of both-an' be shore
an put plenty NV gravy on t.
Chicago News.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
Land Of the DIsappolnted.

A fine lot of navel oranges. tang
crimes, and grape fruit, which was
raised at Monte Moralos, in the state
of Nueyo Leon, was recently received
in chihuahua; also samples of lem.
ons, one of which weighed three
pounds, and ripe olives of good size
ard quality Modern Mexico.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

TO be on good terms with human nature,
Be Well! Garfield Tea purilies the blood,
eradicates disease, regulates the digestive
organs and brings Good HEALTH Manufac-
tured by Garfield Tea Co., Brooklyn, N. Y
Sold by druggists.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

1Ound CnaJ my mousse
work was becoming a
burden. l tired cas-
lily, had no ambition
and was failing fast.
My complexion got
yellow, and l lost
over so pounds. My
thirst was terrible,
and there was sugar
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
ON THE MENU.

Waitress (h9nding stodgy-looking
steak: "And what will you have to
follow, sir?'
American Customer: Indigestion,
I guess Punch.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
nO1NTFn OEFRY

"Tf a man had an arm long enough
n touch the sun and burn his fling
ars " said the professor, "he would
NOT feel the pain for 5,G92 years.
"And for how many thousand years
would he be heard swearing about it,
profegsor?" asked the anxious student
in the second row.-Jadge.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

King Edward has decided to grant
the widow of Sir William Howard
Russell, the war correspondent, a
suite of rooms in Hampton Court
Palace.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
For Sale by all First-C.a

BE BLAMED 1T He WOULDN'T.
Waterman: Is it true that yer
left the gunpowder factory eos yer
thought 1t was dangerous, mate?'
Mike: Dangerous, IS it? Whoi If
I wos there now I should ave been
dead long ago."-The Sketch.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

FITS, St Vitus' Dance; n eryous Diseases per
manently cured by Dr. Hines Great Nerv,
Restorer. 81 trial bottle and treatise free.
Dr. q. r. Kline. Id. 1881 Arch ST., Phila., Pa
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

Fortune teIlers are fortune swell
ors-for themselves.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

Don't get into the habit of going
Found with your bristles up.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

After turning to rubber Lots wife
turned to salt.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

A lot Of unnecessary sympathy is
wasted on cid bachelors and spins
ters.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

Itch, cured in 20 minutes by Woolfords
Sanitary Lotion Never fails. Atdruggists.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

No man ever found this world a
weary place who had a worthy WORK
to do.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

Courtship is the juicy grape and
the appendicitis.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

II. II. GREENS Sous. Of Atlanta Ga. are
the only successful Dropsy Specialists in tao
world. See their liberal offer in advertise
ment in another column OF this paper.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
WORN TO A SKELETON.
A Wonderful Restoration Caused 81
Sensation in a Pennsylvania
Town.

Mrs. Charles N. Preston, of Elk
land, Pa, says: Three years ago |
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
REAL SAPIENCE.

Mrs. Watkyns (which do you
prefer. Mr.. Wylhins, blondes or bru-
nettes?"
Mr.. WyIkyns: 1T depends on
which am with "-Somerville Jour
nal
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24
FIVE BEAUTIFUL
POST CARDS FREE

to any one who will send a list Of nam s and
addresses OF boys or girls who will likely go
of To college this year or next. Put ooys
and girls on separate list J. w. BEESON,
(Mention this paper.) Meridian, MISS
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-05-24

Lies riches are in fine dust of daily
kindnesses rather than in the great
nuggets of public charity.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
A Happy Young Bride.

One of the happiest young women
in town was married only q few
months ago, but her troubles began
when she tried to think what to get
her husband for a birthday present.
Fortunately she consulted Wangler
Bros. our popular Druggists and they
suggested box of Wadsworth Bros.
"Chicos. -
Mr.. Young husband congratulated
his wife on her good judgment in
selecting cigars, and saws he will not
smoke anything but "Chicos" in the
future, not only because his wife gave
them to him, but because they satisfy
his fastidious taste exactly, and just
meet the needs of his pocketbook.
Wadsworth Bros. "Ohicos'', are
really a 10c. cigar for &c., as they are
made with long Havana filler, are
good size, smoke free, and are a real
cigar from the first puff clear up to
the stub.
Wangler Bros tine local agents and
want all lovers of good cigars to1try
the "Chicos. 1878
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
A Consecutive Flush.

He was beginner at poker. He
had beginners luck and all the money
seemed to flow into his pockets. His
pile of chips grew to huge proportions.
Then there came clash. 1t was a
Jackpot. The dealer opened and every
body stayed in. The dealer drew two
cards, the beginner one, and the other
players three each. Soon the dealer
and the beginner had the table to
themselves. They boosted each other
until the other three men put their
elbows on the table and began to take
slow, noiseless breaths of suspense.
Finally, when there was about 500 In
the pot, the beginner called.
Full house." announced the dealer,
and placed his cards, face up, on the
green cloth.
"Yours-I've only fush," replied
the other disgustedly, and tossed his
hand into the deck.
Soon the game was over. AS the
party was about to dispense the novice
idly remarked:
you know, there was a curious
thing about that flush / held on that
big pot. The cards ran right In a row
lit was consecutive fiush."-Wash-
ington Post.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
vaIu. Of Woods For Charcoal.

The different woods which are to be
used in making charcoal may be esti-
mated as to their relative value by
this rule: OF the oaks, 100 parts will
yield % parts of charcoal; the beech,
81; the elms, the apple and the white
pine, %; birch, "a; maple, %; willow,
IS; poplar, 20; hard pine, %. All char
coal used in the manufacture Of gun
powder is made from either willow
wood or elder wood.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10

most dangerous of the lot. The chief
did not order Oblonsky's arrest, but
surrounded his house with spies. They
reported that every morning and after
Eoon Oblonsky sat at his window writ
ing. But when they reported that with
the most careful watching they could
not detect the slightest movement the
chief sent an official to arrest him.
The official found the suspected
mans mother and sister, who declared
that Oblonslxy was in his room writing
an important article in defense of the
government and had given orders that
he was not to be interrupted. The Off
cial brushed past them and went up
stairs to the room. There sat Oblonsky,
but not whit startled at the Interrupt
ton, for he did not even look up. He
was a dummy, the exact image OF OBJ
lonsky. Oblonsky had left st. Peters
burg the morning of the assassination
and was now being smuggled across
the frontier.
The moment the official saw the dunn
my he remembered having seen OBJ
lonsky on the mimic stage In play
wherein 1t was necessary to make him
appear there while absent changing
his costume. For this purpose a lay
figure had been constructed SO nearly
like the actor that the closest scrutiny
from the audience could not detect the
fraud. The figure had represented the
revolutionist at his window except on
the occasion of his having been seen
driving both in st. Petersburg and
Warsaw. His sister had taken 1t to
Warsaw for the purpose of misleading
the police.
T. EUGENE DRAPER.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
The Handshake In Norway.

Whenever we gave a sufficient pour
boire in Norway we were rewarded
either by charming little courtesy
and mamie TAX" (many thanks) from
chambermaid or waitress or a serious
handshake from porter, driver or
guide. This habit of thrusting out the
hand for farewell shake, little
annoying to English travellers, is q
sign of that independence which is so
pleasing in Norway.-New York World
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
War Against Consumption.

All nations are endeavoring to
check the ravages of consumption. the
"white plague" that claims so many
victims each year. Foley's Honey and
Tar cures coughs and colds perfectly
and you are in no danger of consump-
tion. Do not risk your health by TAX
ing some unknown preparation. when
Foley's Honey and Tar is safe and
certain in results. The genuine is in
a yellow package. Brunt q Parman. I'm
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
The Doctor Away from Home when Mos
Needed.

People are often very much disap-
pointed to find that their family
physician is away from home when
they most need his services. Diseases
like cramp collie and cholera morbus
require prompt treatment. and have
in many instances proven fatas before
medicine could be procured or a ply
stefan summoned. The right way is
to keep at hand bottle of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy. No physician can prescribe
a better medicine for these diseases.
By having 1t in the house you escape
much pain and suffering and sall risk.
Buy It now (; il may save life. For
sale by Engbretson's Pharmacy. I'm
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
He Couldn't obIios.

Curate's Wife given to nerves.
Hoppitt. would you mind seeing me as
far as my house? The lane is 80 dark.
Cherry Clodhopper-Well, I'd rather
not, mum. I promised my young won.
an I'd chuck that all up.-London Ex-
press.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1907-07-10
Take the Postmaster's Word For II.

Mr.. f. M. Hamilton, postmaster at
Cherryvale, Ind, keeps also stock of
general merchandise and patent medi-
cines. He says: Chamberlain's Collie.
and Diarrhoea Remedy is standard
here in its line, 1t never fails to give
satisfaction and we could hardly. afford
to be without it," For salesby Eng
bretson's Pharmacy. I'm