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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10

Mrs Brown her baby say all of things"
she teaches it to do som-Puck
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10

Treatment for the Eyes.-~You told
me your husband had large fine eyes
1 didn't notice 1T
Wait minute OF two, till the nil
liner comes along with my new hat and
the bill. -Meggendorfer Blaetter.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10

While rummaging an old vest Just
now 1 found si.O0o.Ooo that 1 didn't
know 1 had" Lucky boy! I'll match
you for it."-Pittsburg Post.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10

Nyndley doesn't he
Bad neigh
bo shot two keys off the instrument while
Dealer
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10
OFFICERS ELECTED
FOR THE CARNIVAL

Last night, at a meeting of the COM
mittee who have the water carnival
in charge, the following officials were
selected:
Judges-Wm. T. Rawlins, Richard
Cooke. DR. Chandler and Rev. Mr..
Turner.
Starters--W. H. Rabbit and Rev. Mr..
Turner.
Tfmekeepers-Geo. Cooke, E. A. Mott
Smith. Albert Waterhouse, Tom King
and W. j. LETTERS
Announcer-Mr. Tomlins.
Scorers. s. Reed and F. E. Steere.
Clerk of Course-Jess Woods.
All entries are to be in by Wednes-
day night, February IS, at $3.50 o'clock.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10


BoyNo sir; don't
whistle Merchant
Hang hat.-Philadepha Press
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10

Here's
who
Where he " capsd about -four
miles d the Atlantic Ocean'-Pitsburg Pos
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-02-10
All Cars Pass
or Transfer to
Our Doors
Your
Washing

needs the same attention as that
OF a king. The work of the laun-
dress has so changed that the
beau of a generation ago would
not recognize the product of the
modern laundry OF today. Then
the only place to get domestic"
finish to q gentleman's washing
was in the establishment of the
lady from the "ould sod" or in a
Troy laundry. With the better
dressed men on the mainland
glossy collars have been an abom,
nation always, but men were
forced by circumstances to wear
them or buy new ones without the
polish. Our machinery does tina
work without tearing the mate
rails. without distorting the shape
OF the collar or shirt, and with,
out the offensive polish.
May we have your washing?
, 1907-09-11
Had Business Instinct.

United States Consul Halstead Of
Birmingham, England, tells this
story: "A farmer noticed customers
in the ~grocer's shop picking e the
celery to find the best-looking
punches, and it occurred to him to
take more pains with his celery and
see If 1t would bring a better price.
He bought some pink tape and tied
the celery with 1t in neat punches
and found that it sold quickly and
brought more money. After that he
marketed all his produce in the most
attractive manner, putting labels on
his fruit baskets with the name of
the variety, wiping his apples, select
'ng and labelling his tomatoes, al
ways treating his fruit and vegetables
rs if they were worthy of distinction.
The fame of his produce grew, he en-
larged his business and became a
wealthy man all because of the pink
tape on the celery
, 1907-09-11
1urbine ENGINES in Future.

The British government has been SO
well pleased with the turbine engines
in the battleship Dreadnaught that
they have decided to fit all future war.
ships with them. Heretofore the ques.
ton of expense has been a great draw
back but 10Y they can be built and
operated as economically as the other
kind. The question Of selecting a med.
icine best adapted for all family uses
has been successfully solved by the
thousands who chose Hostetter's Stom-
ach Bitters. 1t is an absolutely pure
medicine and never fails to build up
rundown systems, aid digestion or re-
lieve constipated bowels; in fact, 1t is
Just the one every man or woman
needs who suffers from sleeplessness,
poor appetite. dyspepsia, indigestion,
heartburn, liver and kidney troubles,
female ills or malaria. Be persuaded
to try a bottle this very day.
, 1907-09-11
HB GRACE {. MILLER

81 am not feeling very well," 81
Am so nervous it seems - though I
should fy." my back aches ~ though
It would break"
How often do you hear these signi-
6cant expressions from women
friends. Moro than likely you speak
tho same words yourself, and there
u . cause.
More than thirty years ago Lydia
e. Pinkham Of Lynn, Mans. discovered
the source of nearly all the suffering
endured by her SCI. "Womsn's Ills"
these two words are full Of lore
misery to women than any other two
words that can be found in the
English language. Sudden fainting,
depression Of spirits. reluctance to
60 anywhere, b~ackaches, headaches,
nervousness, sleeplessness, bearing
down sensations, displacements and
Irregularities are the bane Of woman's
existence.
The same woman who discovered
the cause Of all this misery also
discovered . remedy. Lydh 3. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound made
from native roots and herbs holds
the record for q greater number OF
absolute cures of female ills than any
other one remedy the world has ever
known and it is the greatest blessing
which aver came into the lives of
suffering women.
Don't try to endure, but cure tho
cause Of all your suffering. Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ut
once removes such troubles. The
following letters prove this:
, 1907-09-11
WATCHES NEEDED NC WINDING.
Wonderful T~imepieces Made by a
Master of the Art.


matchmaking is no longer what 1t
used to be-" said a collector. Where
will you find to-day artists making and
selling readily watches worth 81, 500
apiece?
"BreQuet was the greatest watch
maker the world has ever seen. He
was a Swiss, but he lived in France.
The watch collector who hasn't a Bre-
quet timepiece has a sadly incomplete
collection.
"Brequet watches were the acme Of
beauty, of originality and of accuracy.
One played a tune every hour, another
had on its dial little figures that
danced, a third was a self-winder.
"They were very ingenious, those
Brequet self-winding watches. They
worked on the pedometer principle.
The motion of the body in walking
kept them wound.
II have a Brequet self-winder and
sometimes, out of curiosity, l carry
it for a week or two. My stride winds
it; 1t never runs down. and it keeps.
after all these years, fairly good time"
, 1907-09-11
MRS.w S.FoRO

Nrs. ". 8. Ford Of 1888 Lansdowns
st., Baltimore, Nc. writes:
DsarMn. Pfnkhxh+
"For four ysars y HE WIS misery -
ma suffered from trsgulariHa, sup.
preston, terrible dragging ssnAaons and
extrsms nervousuess. ! had given up al
a E. f e s,sa s.l 5::. .si :s oonr rssn lydia ~:
rscommsndsd. Il cured my wsaknss and
made mo we'll and strong"
Miss Grace =. Miller. Of 1918 Miohi-
gan St.. BuAalo, N. 7. writes:
DserIn PiHkhAm -.
81 was in . very bad condition Of health
generally; irritable, Goa, backache and
sufbrUd from . feminine weakness. Lydia
3. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, cured
ms aftsr al othsf medicines bad failed"
What Lydia q. Pinkham's vege.
table Compound did for Mrs. Ford and
Miss Miller It will do for other women
in like condition. Every suffering
woman in the United States Is asked
to accept tho following invitation. It
Il free, will bring you health and may
save your life.
Mrs. Nakhaa's Invitation to Heaea.
Women suffering from any form Of
female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs.
Pinkham, ut Lynn, Mass. From the
symptoms given, the trouble may be
located and the quickest and surest
way Of recovery advised. Out, of her
vast volume Of experience in treating
female ills Mrs. Pinkham probably
has tho very knowledge that will
help your ase Her advice u frss
and always helpful
, 1907-09-11
Masonic Grand Officers.

Following is a list of the elective
and appointive officers Of both the
Masonic grand lodge and the Eastern
Star grand chapter, at the Lander
meeting, clipped from the Lander Re
publican:
Grand Master-Francis S. King.
Dpeuty Grand Master-M. P. Wheel
er.
Senior Grand Warden-E. j. Wells.
Junior Grand Warden-J. S. Taylor.
Treasurer-William Daley.
Secretary-W. L. Kuykendall.
Chaplain-J. C. Smiley.
Marshall. H. Sage.
Orator-H. E. Wads1worth.
Lecturer-Hugh Hynds.
Senior Grand Deacon-G. E. Bris'
tol.
Junior Grand Deacon-G. F. Hinton.
Junior Grand Steward-C. v. Vest
over.
Star Grand Officers
The Eastern Star grand officers fol
low:
Worthy Matron-Mrs. L. E. Town
send Of Casper.
Worthy Patron-Joel Smiley Of Sun.
dance.
Associate Matron-Mrs. Alma Heath
er of Saratoga.
Secretary-Inez NJ. Robinson ot
Cheyenne.
Treasurer-Josephine Scoville OF
Wheatland.
Conductor-Grace Goodwin of Sheri
dan. 70.
Associate Conductor-Estella R. Bar
nett of Cody.
Associate Patron-Carl Jackson OF
Cheyenne.
Grand Marshal-S. Conant Parks OF
Lander.
Organist-Mrs. Ralph Kimball OF
Lander.
Chaplain-Mrs. Hugh Hynds of Lar.
annie.
Ada-Mrs. Daley of Rawlins.
Ruth-Mrs. Anna Patten of Basin
Esther-Mrs. Trump Of Cheyenne.
Martha-Mrs. Belle Patten of Cas-
per.
Electa-Mrs. Joe Lyle of Sundance.
Warden-Mrs. Mitchell of Sheridan.
Sentinel-Mrs. Loundes of Douglas.
, 1907-09-11
New Craze May Follow Motoring.

1t doesn't cen to satisfy auto own
ers to get into print merely by get
ting into smashups; SO they achieve
other notoriety by having carr Of such
freakish shapes or such glazing o
ors that they are bound to be conspfc-
uous. That tendency mov a society
woman to predict that many Of her
sex eventually will find that automo-
billing ls not all bliss and when all the
smooth roads have been cut up by the
heavy machines, as even the boosted
macadam Of French roads has been,
the women may adopt the caravan
holiday instead Of the auto tour There
is an Increasing tendency toward this
form of recreation in England since
Lady Arthur Grosvenor started to play
gypsy.
, 1907-09-11
Summer at Last.

There hasn't been a frost in our
town since just before the Fourth of
July. The sample of summer we have
been having is all right. II the weather
man will just send along the whole
bolt, we will be happy. Saturday there
was a picnic up to Southard's Mills.
EN-. Hayes and her Teller wandered
of by themselves to talk it over.
Then it happened:
They wandered to the pastures
When. 10. a naughty cbigger
Appeared and left his trade mark
Upon her lovely fgger!
Rural Newspaper.
, 1907-09-11
Cost of Book. cen.urie. AGO,

With many of the classics to be had
for sixpence, it is difficult to realize
that less than Ave hundred years ago
they were a luxury at the command
Of only the most favored. A countess
of Anjou, in the fifteenth century,
paid for one book 200 sheep. five
quarters of wheat and the same
quantity of rye and millet; and in the
early times the loan Of a book was
considered to be an affair of such i'm
portance that, In 1853, the Bishop Of
Winchester, on borrowing a Bible
from the convent in that city, was
obliged to give bond for its restora-
ton, drawn up in the most solemn
manner; and Louis XII. Tin 1471 was
compelled to deposit a large quantity
OF plate, and to get some of his
mobiles to join with him in a bond
before they could procure the loan Of
one.
, 1907-09-11
WHIPPLE AT HEAD
OF GRAND DOMAIN
lContinued from page ~

.ferred TO the splendid work of the or.
der in every field it entered, of the
number of members in congress-, in
the supreme court of the United states
and in positions of trust where men OF
merit and integrity n honesty are
needed. He urged the members to
provide for the future of their families
by taking insurance, the department
furnishing ample protection and in a
way that not only affords protection
but increases the usefulness OF the or
der in general.
Applause for Speakers.
All the speakers were heartily ap'
plauded during the progress OF their
remarks. The gathering was one OF
the most harmonious, enthusiastic and
hearty ever held here. Grand Chan
cellor Butler was particularly happy
in his words of commentator for the
done SO much for the pleasure and
comfort of the visiting members of the
order.
States Represented.
OF the more than three score mem.
bers of the order present at the meet.
ing last night, 1t was found that the
grand domains of Wyoming, Utah, In
diana, Tennessee and Missouri were
represented, the membership of Da.
mon lodge alone furnishing a test OF
the cosmopolitan character of the
gathering.
Ladies Ente- tained.
The visiting ladies were entertained
last evening at the home of Mrs. James
Mathison, at Sixth and Custer streets
the local temple of Pythian Sisters
having charge of the affair. Among
the visiting ladies were Mrs. T. H
Butler of Hanna, wife of the grand
chancellor; Mrs. Firestone of Lander
Mrs. Will Reid of Rawlins and Mrs
Keenright, Mrs. Gottschalk and Mrs
Ford of Cheyenne. Mrs. Firestone was
accompanied by her young son.. Ice
cream and cake were served and II
was not until after midnight that the
mere men," through with their OWL
meeting, appeared and escorted the la
dies to their own homes.
Given Hearty Cheers.
At the conclusion of the festivities
at the castle hall of Damon lodge, the
visitors gathered in the hall and gave
three hearty cheers for Damon lodge
and never cheers came with better
good will.
, 1907-09-11
Brain Leaks.

Woe to the married man that for
gets his wedding anniversary and
when interrogated cannot remember
what day it is.
There is as much difference in won
en- as in the way they would arrange
the furniture.
We seldom need a compass to dis
cover a mans good points. The man
usually tells us.
When a man goes to law, he burns
the bridges of caution behind him.
The wise man knows enough about
law to keep out of it.
The expert accountant is an adder
greatly to be feared by the crooked
bookkeeper.
The best way to win is to keep try
ing until you do.
Woman's work is more than from
I'LL to SUM-. Whenever she has her
own affairs all attended to, there still
remain her n%eighbors'.
The beaver is not a union man
which Is self evident.
My wife had SO many people out to
dinner the other night that they were
all through the heavy eating by the
time l finished carving the turkey. All
l got was some salad l didn't know
the name of and a dab of. ice-cream-
and I'm a rapid fire artist with the
carving knife, too. What we need in
this country is a new set of table
rules-or fewer friends.
Sometimes a man on his vacation
wonders. when he has found it, why
he tried for four hours to locate a
boarding house in the woods. Antici.
patton is always greater than realiza-
ton.
A married man once told me that
marital life never fully came up to
expectations. Inasmuch as the mans
wife supported the family by baking
fine cakes while he played checkers
at the livery stable all day, l mentally
| agreed with him-or rather, with his
| wife.
My old friend and fellow distributor
| of bon mots, Strickland w. Gillian.
went to a function mote the abandon
In the use of the English language) in
Oak Park, and boasts that he was the
only gentleman there wearing a din.
ner coat-all the other gentlemen lex.
cept the waiters) appearing in spike
tails. Inasmuch as the tails of a full
| dress coat are about the only com.
Portable portion Of the garment dur.
ing the hot weather. l fail % under
stand "Gil's" motive. AS for me. I
always take great delight n playing
the Bo-Peep s%heep-act by v'agging my
tails behind me at a social gathering.
The dinner coat, that has no tails, can
not, of course, be wagged. Even a
wag like Gillian cannot wag his tails
behind him when there are no tails
to wag. Neither do 1 un( erstand why
GIL" having successfully arrived and
escaped from the party in a dinner
coat, should brag about 1t. There is
nothing particularly capitalistic about
owning a dinner coat. I knew another
poet, once, who had q dinner coat
and /, myself, at one line, owned not
only a dinner coat, but a full-dress
coat, a pair Of shoes ! wore only with
the aforesaid coats and a silk hat that
squatted when sufficiently urged.
Now, If Gil had worn a bath-robe to
the Oak Park function, that might
have been worth Dragging about-but
a dinner coat-Bah. We wear dinner
coats when we Iced the chickens in
! the press club settlement at Glen
Ellyn, Ill.
, 1907-09-11
Why Age improves Wines.

why do wines improve with age?"
Because they marry" answered
the expert.
Marry"
Yes; that is the term used in the
trade" said a dealer to a New York
press writer.
This sherry we say, has mar
ried WE'LL or that go hook has maj.
HE'D nastily.' We mean by a wine
marriage that it's different compo-
nents-the alcohol, the sugar. the car.
bonic acid, and SO on-have blended
together smoothly. In a new wine
this blending, this marriage, has not
yet taken place, and hence the
~harshness Of new wines. Old wines
are delicious because the alcohol and
sugar and acids and others have all
married into n fragrant compound"
, 1907-09-11
WILLIAMS, KIDNEY PILLS.

have you neglected your kidneys1 Have
you overworked your nervous system q
caused trouble With you Kidneys and blad-
der1 Have you pains In Joins. side. back.
groins and bladderf Have you . 6abby
appearance Of the face. especially under the
eyesf Too frequent Q desire to pass urine1
II 30. Williams Kidney Pills will cure you
at Druggist Price &c.
Williams' A'fs. Co.. Props, Cleveland. o.
FOR GALE BY MILLS, A DRUGGIST.
, 1907-09-11
STATE PRESS

Good Advice
Homestead claimants are advised to
comply strictly with the law as to resi-
dence as well as improvements. A
number OF special agents are at work
In the state and are recommending
, 1907-09-11
Rest After Vacation.

You are a nervous wreck an.
nounced the house physician.
Doctor, what do you adviser"
"Old man, l advise you candidly to
so home and get a rest."-Chicago
Record-Herald.
, 1907-09-11

@ UNCLE BY

Citing the Cow.
1 wish the blamed old COW was dedi
| hat 2 git her every day.
No matter what is going on
1 have . git her anyway.
thee Fourth she run away and hid
acrost thee River in thee slush
and half thee Fireworks wuz shot
B4 | found her In thee brush!
and when thee circus wuz In town
she must a smelled thee bares, I know,
mi Gracious, how she hooked and balledi
and tore around and acted so!
but Yesterday mi ma she kawled
and sed. Walk up and hurry DOWN."
and then l found car COW had got
thee cutest littel kali in town!
he wobbles when he walks Ground
and Kicks like Sixty with his heidi
he hangs his tale strate out behind
and he is notified white and Red!
his tongue is offul rough-and long!
and in his back he has a hump!
that maiks ME think of rheumatiz-
but Jiminee! that kali kin Jumpl
it's funny where Spec got that kali
l never seen him loafing round!
l fed her 2 last mite and fixed
her bed upon thee barnyard ground.
! didn't see no Storks about
Il wonder where she got that kalfr''
SEE | 2 Pa. He didn't know.
BET HE DOES! 1 seen him LAF!
, 1907-09-11
Rs~~M,,4%s4~
Bids Wanted

For coal of all qualities for the entire
school year at the university. The
right is reserved to reject any and all
bids which are to be opened Septem-
Der ~, 1907. 22t5
, 1907-09-11

The Republican IL the best advert.s
ing medium in the city and count for
It reaches all the people al the time.
, 1907-09-11

When in need Of Job printing or any.
thing In the book line call on Tho Re
pubicsq. First class work guaranteed.
, 1907-09-11
The Difference,

When Willie breaks the big vase IN
the living room. he gets whipped.
When father breaks 1t, he swears soft.
ly and promises to buy another-and
don't get whipped. Thus WI see the
unfair power of wealth!
, 1907-09-11

Old papers, Is cents a hundred, at
The Republican ofilce.
, 1907-09-11

the cancellation of hundreds OF claims.
When this action is taken the claim
ants are notified by the local land Off,
.ce<s that they have thirty days In
which to apply for a hearing. failing
in taking this step their claims are
cancelled without further notice.-Co.
.dy Stockgrower and Farmer.
Reforms Necessary
in the national forest service, which
possibly may not receive the atten'
ton necessary for some time to come.
We occasionally learn of the great so
cial clique which dominates the Wash
ington headquarters, and occasionally
get a glimpse of one of the pensioners
sent out by that Office to instruct men
who have passed a life time on the
frontier, and the gay toys worn by the
men who have secured their high-sal-
aired positions by political influence
and pull are Il to the service.
Let the forester 90 out among the
Woodworking Eaen of the divisions who
are capable in every way, and offer in
ducements to them in the way of In
creased salary and promotions, show
ing them that their faithful services
are appreciated mt give them some
encouragement, then the efficiency of
the service will be increased. The
small salaries paid to the men in the
forest service is no encouragement to
hold good, responsible men. The su'
pervisors are poorly paid. while a rang
er who draws from SIS to sS3 per
month, must furnish himself with two
and sometimes four horses and pay all
his expenses, while there is not a com
garrison sometimes for the hard
ships while cut in the forests. A com
mon ranch hand now receives from
$40 to $45 per month, and all his ex'
penses.-Pinedale- Roundup.
, 1907-09-11

Weekly Republican only 81 . year.
, 1907-09-11

No other medicine for woman's Ills has any
such professional endorsement as d.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription has received. In the un-
qualified recommendation Of zach Of its
several ingredients by scores of leading medi-
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such an endorsement not worthy Of your
conaderationf
A booklet OF ingredients. with numerous
authoritative professional endorsements by the
leading medical authorities OF this country.
will DO mailed tres to any a sending name
and address with request for samA Address
d.. r Y. Pierce. Bufalo n. r.
, 1907-09-11

The makers Of Dr.. Pierces Favorite Pre-
scription. for the cure of weak, nervous, run
down. over-worIed. debilitated. pain-racked
ome knowing this medicine to be made up
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schools OF practice. arc perfectly willing, and
In fact are only too glad to print. as they do,
the formula. or list Of Ingredients, of which
It Is composed. IN plotn English. on every
bottle-wrapper.
, 1907-09-11

The formula Of DR.. Pisrce's Favorite Pre-
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alcohol. narcotics. harmful. or habit-forminQ
drugs and no agent enters into 1t thai Is not
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tiles Of their several schools Of practice.
These authorities recommend the Ingredients
o{ Dr. Pfefcevs Eayorite Prescription Tor the
cure OF exactly the same aifments for Which
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