The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-11-14
Cbistles.

k1s5s Hes Ne greatest fellow fef
SeiEs " TIE bssiou ~ things yo2 essf
.avt 0f-sne Yss. sss kim upsses
ii, ssiorsoi'ils yesterday.
90, slsAs. sss@d The yeuns hen
Isg,essly. what's ibs proper gay 10
ssa ~ Sssi' Hatch say, repllea sse
sd b.n. yih a ssily caesis.
Hos soaid you Secsds ~hah ~
mauy i yva we're pFopcs~d 10 Al us
@.ass tlRs " lsE wlth money and
eEs wlihoni' 10 laaa " fortune.
fdsib II gaxl Bsri0~ see ~ pro
pose ~ ne uoaidE'i know whether
~ cay yea o. DO. Maud Vel. don'i
sorry. dear ! ancrgsef bim Iasi matt.
bear ,oa'ss been Suffering all
day With siel beariaehef No. indeed,
Hs,en', JOS had bsAdaebs thrn'
iss. bai Il lsHi slcl. Is's extremely
vigorous.
The good die yosng. yoG lDow,
eaoled Deborem MOI necessarily,
s}oinsd Biffiins Thai vas pretty
yeod siofy 200 ga ot' al The banquet
lasi alshi.
have newer b~en whipped bu.
pBce, declared 10. bossttai man. aud,
strange ~ say. Il ~as Tor telling the
ruth. IL cured you, Teniured the meek
man aajeiiy.
What DO yoa suppose To. infant
Hercules ejsralAicd -heg b. ss~ The
t.g rsfpenls coming ~ his crsdIri II
be said anything ! suppose il was
Great snakesli
Silence Is golden. remarked the
party with the quotation habit. Per
haps Il 10, reioined The contrary man,
bul a dentist has never YET been able
10 bll teeth With IL.
k.ggy sapp- Yeas. the young lady
from Boston said ! reminded her of n
beautiful flower. Wealiy. don't you
think resemble n pansyf Miss Ia
bhseo- Yes. ehimpanxee.
Misstr-ss Bridget. have you ce-
meBied the handle on tho water Jug
which you dropped yesterday Bridget
II started 10, mum. but most unfor'
tunately ! dropped the cement bottle,
Mr. hoaton with morning paper
Gsdl faslseii's auto was wrecked
last night, and The six occupants were
badly hurt Mrs. Roxton- Poor Mrs.
fasisetil | wonder how she received
the news'
First Actor What was the matter
18th Henryi He drin'i appear in the
second act at all. Second Actor
Henry oh, yes. the fellow that takes
The part Of the Chinsman, Why, he
forgot bis cue,
"A Wsllhamsiow barber. who had
just opened his shop. announced him,
self ms 'tonsorial artist, physiognom-
zeal hslrdresser, facial operator, era
Mum manipulation aud capillary sbridg
sf. Hair cut and shave with nmbdex
lrous facility"
Please let me take your picture,
miss, pleaded the young man with the
camera. declare. you are sweet
enough - eat. Graeions' laughed the
pretty summer girl Aud is that why
you wish 10 put me on plate
Shipper lis ssfully dull IN the
shipping business. Nothing 10 do at
all It's particularly hard on the tramp
steamers, Jokeiey Why. should
think tramp steamers would be delight
ed when there's nothing 10 do.
Il think, SAID the gay youths IA
tber, is about time you stopped this
foolishness and began 10 acquire lit
tie wisdom. My scheme, replied the
youth, Nv 10 acquire wisdom by first
determining how foolish can be,
No. said the stubborn man, no.
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Mr.. Hardapple Oar boy. Zeke,
writes from me "'hrr SIDE OF ihe ocean
iha' ne " going !" take ~ ,owes. MrS.
hn'"sppte iahe ~ cows LANDS
sakef' hifan' pidh ! ne see enough
COWS "heh ne WAS down nere on Tue
Afhl
Mabel, asked the dear Rirl's moth
81. Whist time did that young man
leave last mighty Why replied Mabel. Il