The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-20
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Is why We have
The married men
Paul Cook. in Birmingham Age
Herald
The late Julia Magruder. as her
brilliant books show. detested tn,
married firt," said Washington
woman. Il once heard her. at the sea
shore. rebuke married fiirt rather
neatly.
The woman, young and pretty
was always surrounded by a throng
of adorers-football and golf and ten
mis- champion from the leading col.
leges-very young but very handsome
very charming lads.
Late one night, ON Miss Magrud
er's return from a dinner, she found
the young woman and young man
seated in the hall of the hotel alone.
1t was very late. Every one else had
gone to bed. The young woman was
embarrassed But she looked up and
laughed, nervously. and then Tor
something to sav. she extended her
| handkerchief and murmured
See. have a knot in my handker.
chief, and can't remember what It
was put there for.
Perhaps. said Miss Gagruder.
smiling gravely perhaps it was put
there to remind you that you are mar.
ried Exchange.
Senator Foraker was talking In
Xenia, Ohio, about political oppon-
ent
Il shall answer him." said the sena.
tor, smiling, and | fear that my an.
swer will be as satisfying, as unpleas.
antly satisfying. as the elderly hus-
bands was You know, there was an
elderly husband to whom his wife
said one day:
Henry, it's a world of trouble, and
life is very uncertain. But promise
nv ~ Su'uiu w Ndh'u away ludN
YOU will never marry that horrid
Mary Simmons
81 can easily promise you that"
Henry replied She refused me three
times when | was a much handsomer
man than | am today. Exchange.
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Little Kate was trying ner luck
with fishing rod for the first time.
Patiently she sat for a long half-hour
then suddenly jumped up and ran
swiftly TO her mother, who was seat.
ed, sewing, nearby, says Lippincott's
"Oh, muyver, muvver! she cried.
Il caught a really fish all by myself"
Did you, dear" said her mother
where is it,
"Oh, it's gone home again, T.
s'pose," said little Kate, COS it just
unbit and div"
John c. Risley of Detroit, at the
New York convention of the interna.
tional society of hotel and restaurant
employes-a convention notable for
its condemnation of the tipping sys-
tem-said TO a reporter:
The public thinks that we walters
get rich of our tips. The public is
very ignorant in this matter. When
think of its dense ignorance, | am
reminded of a political meeting | at
tended last April. There was a chap
at this meeting who knew nothing OF
parliamentary procedure, and besides
that, he was half full Well, In the
course of the meeting there was lot
of excitement and shouting. 1t grew
worse and worse. The chairman, In
the end. had to hammer on the table
and yell:
Order Order!'
Beer for me- said the ignorant
young man. Exchange.
Mrs. Bovenden Blunt-But why did
you leave your last place?
Applicant couldn't stand the way
the master and mistress used to quar-.
rel, mum.
Mrs. b. b. (shocked) me-
Did they quarrel much, then?
Applicant-Yes, mum; when It
wasn't me an i'm ii was me an 'er.
-Tit-Bits.
DR.. Martin G. Brumbaugh, superin-
tendent of Philadelphia public
schools, who has habit of inter.
spersing his many lectures and public
addresses with incidents of his trips
about the country, tells of the follow.
ing dialogue which took place between
himself and a little schoolboy in st.
Louis some time ago. DIR. Brumbaugh
was on his way from the hotel to
Ill