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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
Don't lie Blue

And lose all interest when help Is
within reach. Herbine will make
that liver perform its duties proper
ly. ]. b. Vaughn Elba. Ala. writes;
Being a constant sufferer from con
stipation and a disordered liver.
have found Herblne to be the best
medicine, for these troubles. on tho
market. / have used It constantly
l believe It to be the best medicine OF
Its kind, and wish all sufferers
from these troubles to know the good
Herbine has done me-" Sold by d.
] Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
Anon.
IRRIGATION OF MARS.

That the cocaled canals the
belts
tric with rrigaing canals probably furnishing
OF
WORD RECEIVED AMERICAN
PEDITIoN THAT DOUBLE CANALS HAVE THAT
OASES HAVE BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED.
The lines Mars and disappear another
the astronomers talk
The supposed
other. inferred
and the water therefrom fills the irrigation canals
Justice Stain OF the Maryland academy referring
lines suggesting canals,
"If all this vegetation artificial
produces them?
habted by intelligent bengs--men"
Mr. Stain that straight lines that
inhabited intelligent
vegetation belts 40 100 miles wide
and thousand miles long
the astronomers o Ma do not have POWERFUL
TELESCOPES
COVER SIGNS OF HUMAN ACTIVITY THROUGH
GATED TRACTS they Dimensions those
observed earthly" scientists
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them. that dear Countess Blank was
saying TO them, only yesterday
and also that Lord Featherson-
haugh,' etc,
Such people see not only too
much but too little In the life over
there. which life means 20 them a
really interesting and thrilling strug-
gle for what they believe TO be
position and social recognition.
However. their climbing upward
through the Continental foreign
colonies and out into native Contl-
mental roclety Is more picturesque
than most climbing at home. be-
cause upon the Continent Il is more
visible aud conspicuous. The rungs
OF the ladder are sharply dehnvd
Aud, OF course, a climbing Ameri-
can finds his task much easier In a
European city than he would hnd Il
In hts own home town. since ESQ
far as origin goes) all Americans
look alike TO NOSE OF the worldly
people OF Europe and are taken up
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Words of Praise

For the several ingredients OF which DR..
Perce's medicines are composed, as Civ .
by leaders In all the several scnools OF
medicine. should havo far more weight
than any amount of non professional tes-
timonlais. DR.. Plerce's Favorite Prescrip-
tjon has THE BApGE OF HONESTY on every
bottle-wrapper, in full list OF all its in
RredIents printed IN plain English.
III you are an invalid woman and suffer
from frequent head ache, backache, gnaw'
ing dlstrM in stomach, periodical pains,
dsagre&Ho, catarrhal, pelvic drain,
dragglHgJdown distress In lower abdomen
or pelvE, perhaps dark spots or specks
danclEg before the eyes, faint spells and
kindfed symptoms caused by female weak
ness, oE9thqk arrangement OF the feminine
organs, Spy can not do better than take
DR.. PiergeB Favorlte Prescription.
The hbsbltal, surgeons Knife and opera
ting tad gmay be avoided by the timely
use Of Havorita Prescription" in such
cases. Thereby the obnoxious examlq::
atIons and lQca1 Ireatm tments- Of The famlly
physician can be avoided and thQIQnKh
course oil slccessiuI treatmen carried onS
In the nTlygSE QLThe- home NFavorit.
Prescription , u composed ol the very pes;
nALlNt iOONo hhONh w AhNttSes
science for the cure OF woman's peculiar
allmerts ccn'.'-e ~ eieohol and no
harmful or habit-forming drugs.
Do not expect too much from "Favorits
Prescriptions; IL Will not perform mira
cles it will not disolve or cure tufnors.
No medicine will. IL will do as much 70
establish vigorous health In most weak
nesses and ailments peculiarly incident 70
women as any medicine can. II must be
given fair chance by perseverance In iH
use for reasonable length OF time.
You Afford dtn-accept- a-secret-n nos.
trum as snbstltute for Ibis Iemady-af
Sick women are Invited 10 consult DR..
Pierce, by letter, free. All correspond.
ence ls guarded as sacredly secret anc
womanly condolences are, protected ~
professional privacy. Address DIR. X. V.
Pierce, Pufalo, n. Y.
DIR. Plerce's Pleasant Pellets the best
laxative and regulator OF the bowela
They invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. O~o a laxative two or three
cathartic. Easy TO take as candy.
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SOUTHERN PACIFIC 90.
Time Card No. 4s-Enectiye
June 16.
TINE TABLE NO 81.
Trains from and TO Yaquina.

Time Gard No. 4S-Effectiye
June 16.
Toward Portland-Passenger.
No. 16-6:2S a. M, Oregon Ex-
press.
No. 1s-S:4O a. m. Cottage Grove
Passenger.
No. l2-4:45 p. m. Shasta Ex-
press.
No. l4-s;2s p. m. Portland Ex-
press.
Toward Portland-Freight.
No. 222-10;5S a. m, departs
1888 a. m, Portland Fast Freight.
No. 226-10:4O a. m, departs
ll:SS a. m, Way Freight.
Toward San Francisco-Passenger
No. l1-11:0S a. m. Shasta Ex-
press.
No. 17--s:42 pm. Cottage Grove
Passenger.
No. l5-s;56 p. m.. California Ex-
press.
No. 1S-1;s1 a. m, San Francis
co Express.
Toward San Francisco-Freight.
No. 22i-2:SS a. m, San Fran
cisco Fast Freight.
No. 225--1l;55 a. m, arrives
i1:25.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
For an Impaired Annette.

To improve the appetite and
strengthen the digestion try a few
doses of Chamberlain Stomach and
Liver Tablets. Mr.. J. II. Seitz OF De-
troit, Mich. says: "They restored my
appetite when impaired. relieved me
OF bloating feeling and caused a
pleasant and satisfactory movement
OF the bowels" Price 25 cents. Sam
Piles free. For sale at DR.. Stones
drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
why Fret and Worry

When your child has severe cold.
You need not fear pneumonia or
other pulmonary diseases. Keep sup
piled with Ballard's Horehound
Syrup--a positive cure for Colds,
Coughs. Whooping Cough and Bron-
chitis. Mrs. Hall of Sioux Falls. 8.
D., writes. II have used your won
derful Ballard's Horehound Syrup,
on my children for five years. Its re-
suits have been wonderful" Sold by
d. J. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

Thousands OF people throughout
the country know that the ordinary
remedies for Piles-ointment, sup
positories and local appliances-wili
not cure.
The best OF them only bring pass
tablet taken internally that removes
the cause OF Piles. hence the cure Is
permanent. Every package sold car
ries a guarantee with II.
II is perfectly harmless to the most
delicate constitution. Sold at Si.o0.
DR., Leonhardt Co., Niagara Falls, N.
Y, Proprietors. Sold by S. c. Stone.
Salem.
DIR. Leonhardt's Hem-Roid is a
Ing relief.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
Too Touch to Kill.

who was that, doctor, who spoke
to you Just now?"
my first patient. / have been his
medical adviser for the last twenty
years"
"My goodness! What a splendid
constitution he must ALLY
Sloper's Half-Holiday.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
A. r. HOFER. Manager.
SEPARATION.

A wall has grown between the two
strong, thick wall, though ali unseen;
None know when first the stones were laid,
Nor how the wall built,
And yet their lives were wide apart,
Although they shared board one bed
careless naugh. amiss
Yet each to the other dead.
He, much absorbed In work and gain,
Soon grew unmndfu of his loss
hard indifference than hate
Changed loves pure gold to worthless dross.
She suffered tortures all untold;
Too proud TO mourn too strong to die;
The wall pressed heavy her heart;
Her white face showed her misery.
Such walls growing day by day
'Twixt and wife, 'twxt friend and friend
Would they could know, who lightly build,
How sad and bitter is the end
careless word, unkind thought,
slight neglect taunting tone
Such things these, before know,
Have laid the wallis foundation stone.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
THE MARKETS.
fake Salem a Good Home ,
Market.
SALEM MARKET.
Local Wholesale Market.

Local Wholesale Market.
Eggs-1Sc.
Butter-32hc fat, 31hc.
Hens-10c; young chickens, lie.
Local wheat-75c.
Oats-32c.
Barley-$20.
Flour-Hard wheat, $500; valley
1886 a $500.
Mill feed-Bran, $3.50; shorts,
s21.
Hay-Cheat, $10@11, and clover,
$4,000 per ton; timothy, s13.
onions-$4.0o per cwt: potatoes.
500 per cwt.
Hops-Choice, I0@11c; prime TO
choice, 5000; medium to prime
8hc.
Chittim bark-4h @5
Wool-20c.
Mohair-29c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
Portland Wholesale Market.

Portland Wholesale Market.
Wheat--Club, soc; valley, soc;
blue stem. SIC.
oats-Choice white, $25.
Millstuff-Bran, SIT.
Hay-timothy, $15@$17; alfalfa,
s13.
Vetch-$S.60.
Pcultry-Hens. 12h @13c; spring
chickens, lao 15c; dressed chickens,
1Q1hc higher than live; ducks,
young, 10@11c; pigeons. $1Q$1.25.
Pork--Best, 7@Sc.
Thanksgiving. 9@9hc.
Mutton-7c.
Hops-Choice, per pound, 6@7hc
Hops-Choise. per pound. GOTHIC.
Wool-valley. coarse to medium.
20Q21c; eastern Oregon, 16@21c.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

do you think you derive any
benefit from going TO church,"
II certainly do. My wife dare not
talk to me, and / can always finish
my mornings sleep. Milwaukee
Sentinel.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

Livestock.
Hogs Fat, &c.
Cattle-1100 10 steers,
31kc.
Lighter steers-3@3A
Stock hogs " "a &c.
Cows and heifers-900@ q 1000 n.
Lambs nc.
Veal-DresBed, 5@7c.
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The Vegetarian.

For me existence is replete
With satisfaction deep.
| care not for the price OF meat
So long as grass is cheap.
Washington Star.
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Special Eastern Excursiop rates

May 20. 21. June 6, 7. s, July 8
4, 8. August 8. 8. 10. September IL,
l2, 1S. To Chicago and return,
s73.15. st. Louis and return, $69.1b
st. Paul and return, Omaha. Council
Bluffs. Sioux City, st. Joe. Kansas
City and return s61.65.
VIM. M'MURRAY,
6-21-tf Gen. Pas. Agt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

What would you call the color OF
Mrs. Swistley's hair?"
81 think I'd call It fickle. ."-Cleve-
land Plain Dealer.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

for what they are worth--and not
seldom taken in for all they are
worth"
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Retail Market.

Retail Market.
Oats-White, $50; wheat, 90c per
bu.; rolled barley, $27.
Eggs-25c.
Butter-Country, soc; creamery,
40c.
Flour-Valley, s1.10@1.20 per
sack; hard wheat, s1.35@s1.40.
Bran-65c per sack; $40 per ton.
Hay-Timothy, S5c per cwt;
cheat, zoe; clover, soc per cwt.;
shorts, 95c per cwt.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

Is an expression as % 80
No doubt the risias s..,'rt
the sun is the mOsi ''sI - 4
ancs in the uni'sr'.' >. -
action of the liver :. 80, !
regulated with p,.
Pills. Guarantee
druggist ase
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

Missouri is the four, !.
dueing state in the - : N
vast swarms that pu' u'n.''s|
under the politicians
only get out and DO '',s =
souri, would even Oea'
St Louis Republic !
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14
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OFFICIAI'
DIRECTOR,

Ton.
State Officials.
StO". governor George E. CA,.,],
Secretary of State. Fran. !
son.
State Treasurer. GsOr,. l
Superintendent Of puss i
ton, J. H. Ackerman.
Attorney General, AxJ
State Printer, W. s. Dv,'.
State Labor CommIwlo,s
Hon.
Railroad Commissioned
Cottage Grow ~
Oswald West, Astoria; n
Aitchison, Portland; c.r,I
Goodall, secretary.
Supreme Court
Chief Justice, Robert sai
Associate Justice, Franz /
Associate Justice, Robsr !
Commissioners, W. 7. sp
r. King.
Clerk, ]. G. Moreland
Reporter, r. @. Morrow.
Bailiff, P. H. Raymond
Circuit Judges, Geo. n
Salem; William Gallov,,
Vile.
District Attorney. JOIN
Salem.
Other State oalci.a
j. w. Bailey, Food and Dt,
missioner, Portland.
j. w. Baker, Game and \
warden, Cottage Grove.
Robt. G. Yenny, State IA.
GER, Portland.
]. II. Lewis, State Eur,
lem.
e. Gillingham, State Llbn,
lem.
H. @. Van Dusen, State N
missioner. Astoria.
Chas. ". Galloway. sas
Agent, Salem.
w. w. Elder. Commands
Home. Roseburg.
Marion County 0adA
John II. Scott, County N
Judge.
r. d. Allen, Clerk Of CO
w. ]. Culver. Sheriff.
w. Y. Richardson, Tw
e. T. Moores, Superb
Schools.
f. j. Rice, Assessor
b. B. Herrick, Jr., surz
j. G. Needham, W. H GsIz
nissioners.
A. M. Clough. Coronss
ID. G. Drager. Recordef
Salem City 0hldaA
Geo. f. Rodgers, Mayu
w. A. Moores. Recordsr n
Judge.
ID. w. Gibson, MARSHA y
Il Police.
Frank Meredith, City Iraf
A. o. Condit, City Attois
Jas. w. Martin, sirea
ioner.
John A. Darr, Chief Of hH
nent.
w. G. Smith, Health On
City Standing COmHi'
Ways and Means-Ja'0'
'hurchill.
Ordinances - Green0aa-
ioode.
Accounts and Currenl y
,hurchill, Radclin. BaySs
streets-Downing. stoef
Public Bulldings-ssOsf~
Iesner.
Sewerage. stoll, Jacob
Plumbing-FrassF.
er.
Fire and Water-IS'
Ioode.
Bridges-Gesnsr cA'T'A
Health and POlies-hH
Waldo.
Lights-Goode, Haas,
Printing-Radclin. H,A
Public Parks-Bayns'
tockton. -.
Board Of Edac''
II NJ CroIsan. Charms
A. A. Lee. H. c. Esa p,
CORES. W. P, BabeOei, -, -
H. A. johnson. Jr" -
]. NJ. Powers. ciu
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-14

Tropical Fruits.
Bananas-s6.75.
Oranges-s3@ 81.
Lemons-$6.00@$6.50.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

products product for SALE They
their labor power that is their produce Certainly there
be anything which has not been produced Hence
for this for other potent economically unsound well
it untrue to designate organizations of labor trusts
The through makes production eff
fecye monopoly Of the
for the The seeks distribute the benefits
of modern methods of production the 1t example
that trust promoters may we'll follow.
There be trust reform in order that vaunted
shall all the people whatever de-
they entitled That orm to be effective must from
another than that generally accepted There must be created
public opinion which that the will of the people and
the mandate of the corporate influences shall be What
want democratic spirit in the conduct of affairs industrial
commercial, executive legislative, and judicial
labor aims cooperate with all influential and powerful forces for
greatest good all people Asking liberty for
ourselves protest against its denial others Any that
will contribute the veal ought and not be regarded
unlawful or improper
halted turned back to conform
deals with the and for
There the liberty Of action the frccst possible
opportunities for the highest development and greatest OF labor
good for the
progress and for civilization.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Good Government Wins.

San rrancisco.-At $3.50 Wednesday
night the count OF Tuesdays munich
pal vote had been completed In 2il
precincts out Of 273 in the city. The
total vote thus far counted is i9.309
giving the following on mayor:
e r. Taylor. Democrat and Good
Government League. 2i.522: p. II. Nc
Carthy. Union Labor. 1898: d. A.
Ryan. Republican. 1925. Taylor's plu.
rality. 9.224: majority. 1929.
District attorney: W. II. Langdon.
Republican. Democrat and Good Gov
ernment. 2S.4l2: Frank MCGOWAN.
Union Labor. 17.1Ss. Langdon's plu-
rality. 11.224.
The total vote. It is estimated. will
reach $4,000 or $1,000. II the present
ratio Is maintained. 1t IL predicted
that Taylor will have q majority OF
1900 and Langdon a majority Of H..
600.
1t is apparent that the entire Good
Government League ticket Is elected.
with the exception Of county clerk and
treasurer and possibly one OF the
eighteen supervisors.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Back to the West.

Tho bufYaioes came from the west
and now they are going back. Years
ago the animals roamed the plains In
countless numbers. Indlscriminate
slaughter by hunters OF bl. game and
by settlers and Indians for food pur.
poses has practically cxterminatcd
them In their old haun,s. A few are
to be found In private parks and roo
logical collections. and II appears that
from these sources the new supply
from the west must come. II at all.
There Is m S.ooo-acrc national rcscr.
walton In Oklahoma. established by the
United States government. and here
Il is proposed TO gather rs many of the
buffalocs as possible. turn them loose
under conditions approxima;ing those
of their native habitat and leave them
TO enjoy life and to increase and null
tiply after their kind. Some OF the
bufYaiocs will come from the New
York geological park In the Bronx.
and cowboy naturalist Is about to
start from Oklahoma to round up tho
beasts and take them to their new
western home.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

King Chulaionskorn of Siam 10
going home. but Europe will long re-
member the wide swath he cut thero
and the cash he sowcd broadcast. Tho
climax was reached in his birthday
celebration In Germany. when he cut
loose" for three days and cornered the
wine and beer market in search OF an
adequate supply OF those beverages.
which were furnished free to all com.
crs. He also spent several millions in
paying hotel bills and buying jewelry.
and there is not the slightest doubt
that the departure OF his majesty VII
be sincerely mourned by all who
shared in the royal largess. The kings
return is in keeping with his triumph.
al progress through Europe. He has
chartered the entire first cabin OF the
steamer on which he and his suite are
to take passage for the east.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
sAsY's ECZEMA GREW WORSE.
Hospitals and Doctors Could Not Re.
iisvs HIm-8ut cutieura Remedies
Q Speedy, Permanent Cure.

Eczema appeared when our baby
was three months old. We applied to
several doctors and hospitals. each Of
which gave US something different
every time. but nothing brought relief.
Al last. one Of our friends recommend.
ed to US Cuticura Soap and Cuticura
Ointment. A few days afterwards I'M
provement could be noted. Since then
wc have used nothing but Cuticura
Soap and Cuticura Ointment. and now
the baby Is six months old and Is quito
cured. All that We used was one cake
Of Cuticura Soap and two boxes Cuti.
cura Ointment. costing In all 3i.:5. c.
=. Kara. 3t3 East 65th Street. New.
York. March 30. 1906"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Jury for Adams Trial.

Rathdrum, 1da.-The Jury to try
Steve Adams for the alleged murder
of Fred Tyler in the Marble Creek
country of Shoshone county. Idaho.
three years ago, was completed Tues.
day afternoon. Clarence Darrow.
leading counsel for the defense. en-.
tered objt ction to the states having
ten peremptory challenges, saying the
law giving the state this privilege was
after Adams was tried once. and was
eS post facto. The objection was over.
ruled
Walter Fl. Hanson, prosecuting at.
torney. made the opening statement to
the jury.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Rocky Ford Enterprise
WILL II. MoNKMAN. Pubiisher.
ROCKY FORD. COLORADO
chIna's eIe Task.

The Chinese government is institut.
II employing drastic means. With re-
gard TO Indulgence In opium, for In.
stance. tho government appears to
have resolved fully that the habit
must go. and is prepared to adopt SO.
we're measures to effect the purpose.
Regulations are now In force against
the use OF the drug. and the govern.
ment evidently Is convinced that the
law is not invariably complied with.
An imperial edict condemns several
princes and others high In once for
disresardins the law. and suspends
them from exercising their onicial
functions. Some leniency Is shown to
mea fairiy well on In years. as those
of GO years or over who have acquired
the habit are given reasonable time In
which to discontinue It. But II they.
within the prescribed period. and others
within u shorter time do not stop using
the once and lose their rank as well.
OF course as regards the smaller fry
and the ordinary subjects. all caught
at hitting the pipe" or otherwise In.
duisins In the drug will be dealt with
In exemplary fashion. This is reform
with stern front. and II remains to
be seen whether It will succeed com.
picteiy. says Troy Times. The govern.
ment can at least plead great provoca.
iion. The opium habit. which. by the
way. was introduced from elsewhere.
has n powerful hold upon the Chinese
people. and Its effects are mos, de-
piorablc and dcmoraliz!ns. The better
sentiment OF the world will sympa;hire
with the Pekins government In Its do
sire to stamp out the evil.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
PLEASANT SUMMER.
Right Food the Cause.
| Wis. woman says:

A Wis. woman says:
II was run down and weak. troubled
with nervousness and headache for the
last six years. The least excitement
would make me nervous and cause
severe headache.
This summer have been eating
Grape-Nuts regularly and feel better
than for the six past years.
II am not troubled with headache
and nervousness, and weigh more than
1 ever have before in my life. gained
lbs. in one week"
Name given by Postum Co.. Battle
Creek, Mich. Read the book, Inc
Road to Nellville." in pkgs. Z
There's q Reason.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

Lillian Russell is quoted as sayins
that divorce is the greatest blessing
in the world today" She has un.
doubtedly had experience enough to
speak with authority; but her expe-
rience is equal with matrimony. and It
has been observed that her divorces
have been followed by further matri.
monial ventures. Perhaps her argu-
ment is that divorce is a blessing be-
cause It opens the way to so varied an
acquaintance with the blessings Of dI.
versified matrimony.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
HERE'S 4 NEW oEFiNIrIoM. Z
And Many Thsrs Are VIII Say Senator
Piatt Was Right.

A rather cynical joke has been re-
Gently credited to Senator Plat.
The senator. on his last visit to tho
Manhattan Beach hotel. allowed n
pretty little sirl. . western million
aires daughter. to be presented to
him.
Tho little girl. In the course OF ono
Of her many chats with tho aged
statesman. said:
Tell me. won't you. senator. what
political economy is?"
Political economy. my dear child"
Senator Plat II said to have replied.
''is the art OF never buying more
votes than you actually need"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
Restricted Choice.

"The people and the corporations"
said Senator La Toilette the other
day. remind me Of woman and her
little boy. There was very large
chicken uud very small duck on the
table and the woman. pausing with
the carving knife raised. said: Johnny.
which will you take. chicken or duck?
Duck piped Johnny. But the mother
shook her head. No. Johnny she said
In firm. yet kindly voice. you can't
have duck. my dear. Take your
choice. darling. take your choice. but
you can't have duck"
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15

London lays claim to the champion
lazy man OF the world. In support Of
the claim 1t gives his statement that
he never voluntarily did an hours
work in his life. and the fact that
he went to sleep while the court
was sentencing him to the workhouse.
Indiana ought to be able to produce
some man who is too lazy to so to
sleep.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-11-15
The Peaceful Cow.

She was even more afraid Of cows
than most girls. SO when she spied n
placid animal recumbent under n
tree. peacefully chewing its cud. she
Mt first refused to go through the pas.
ture at all. Her husband calmed her
fears to some extent, and they started
by. when the COW slowly commenced
to get up. hind legs first, rs they al.
ways do. At this the little lady
shrieked with terror. and said:
"Oh. Bob. hurry. hurry. he Is getting
ready to spring at us!"-Harper's
Magazine.