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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

runners Of vcrltahle land Dread
noushts, capable oil Destroying enstro
cities That lie In their track" In the
last manouvorA Of tho German war
cars It IL suid that there were do
gems OF weird looking wheeled fort
rcsses, which pursued one another up
hill nnd down dale. They ciroled
around one another IN Intricate con-
volutlons. changing speeds and beleh-
Ing forth what appeared TO be terrific
halls of lead"
In View Of all these tremendous war
preparations It can be easily seen that
Il is possible fox the next great con-
Alct at arms to be SO horrible as to
cause an others to pale into compara-
Tive lnsgnincauce, It may be. as
President Roosevelt says OF large ma
WIGS. that they are the best conserveTs
Of peace and that they may become
IAN Insurance against war, Whether
they viii or not 1t is about time for
the nations TO take notice OF the dis
asters that may be wrought and To
consider the question OF complete dis
But there is no more hope
for that In the immediate future than
there is in the thought that the Car
OF Russia WILL apdicate tomorrow In
favor or republican form of gov
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
A BUMPER FRUIT CROP.

II will be reassuring news to IN"
1r,an publlc that the prospects point To
"A bumper fruit crop In this state tor
1907. The low temperature and extreme
frosts which followed the continental
SNOW storm Of last week We're not so
marked here as III surrounding states
and the local loss ON chat account WIZ
be comparatively Light. according to re-
6oY+s received BY the board Of hortt-
culture officials, In the opinion OF some
orcha rGists the frost has been o de-
oIdea benefit In Utah. as 1t thlrned out
the buds which were so numerous as
10 guarantee very heavy. but not so
good yield. from the viewpoint oi
quality, as Is now certain to be gath
cred The earlier varieties Of straw
berry plants suffered somewhat but II
IL reported that only d small percent
age hiss been materially damaged In the
Salt Lake Valley. and that in Davis and
Boxelaer counties there Will be no loss
whatever unless another cold spell SHAH
come and that is not considered LIKELY
utah, II will therefore be seen, IS
particularly fortunate Not so With
states. which, according TO
the dispatches have suffered greatly In
come localities the loss is almost total
and hortlcuIturaists are in distress ac-
coTdlneIy, Unlpss the carly reports OF
damage elsewhere shall provo to be eS-
Aggregated IL Is very clear that Utah
Win be called upnn 10 supply the la
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
THE SOUTH AND PRESIDENCY,
New Orleans Times-Domocrat,

New Orleans Times-Democrat
Sectlonalisn is gradually dying out
from one end OF the country to the
other Every good American ~ 'tnvi-
Gus to SEQ II so, even to the utsermost
remnant For that reason nearly all
snutheTners would deplpre anything
that tended 10 revive old rancors.
They arc content to walt, even though
1t involves Pronunciation Of euticing
possibilities, il the patriotic unity Of
the nation may thereby be confirmed
We have men among us who would,
no doubt, make excellent presidents
Incidentally. 1t may be remarked that
we also have certain Views In the
south with regard to n very important
question which will probably come in
time to be the views Of the nation.
But the hour Is not yet here TO nom-
nate a southern man for president. OF
TO place the southern view of the race
question In a national declaration OF
Democratic principles.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
ENGINES OF WARFARE.

Concident with the movements for
peace among the nations is the pro-
grcsS they are making In the improve
ment OF all manner OF machinery for
purposes of warfare. Never In the
history OF tho world has there heen so
much attention paid to the manufac-
ture of the engines Of destruction as
at the present tirne.
One Of the most terrific devices ever
conceived by the mind OF man. is the
dirisIblc war balloon. an aerial YES
sci which can be loaded with great
quantities OF dynamite ana slecred
through the neither deep at a dis
tance from six hundred 10 a thousand
feet above the earth. ana made 70 drop
Its deadly explosives over cities. towns
or fortresses where she most damage
MID be done. The havoc that one OF
these might cause Is too dreadful to
contemplate, and already airshlp de-
stroyers are being planned to check
mate them. just az torpedo boats are
utilized for the destruction Of the
mighty water craft with which The ma
val battles Of the present are Fought.
IL this time ever comes with tho fierce
ness th1L some experts expect. the
very horrors OF warfare may do moro
10 promote peace than all the meas
urcs now I'm operation for that pur-
pose. But the WAR masters evidently
believe I'm the effectiveness OF aerial
machinery. Even now, France, which
Is acquiring "a fleet Of alrshIps Is also
providing "a formidable equipment OF
war cars. These are steCl-clad motor
cars, some OF them with revolving tur.
rcts, carrying qulck-Aring machine
guns ana capable Of a speed ranging
from thlrty-tye 10 forty miles an hour
These war cars are curllus-lookIng
Contrivanees-masslve- without orna-
mcntatIon and srimly ugly There arc
many types Of them, but whatever tho
type, they are Yeritable, swiftly mov-
ing fortresses. built with a design 10
he used both extensively ana dsfon-
slYely, France h not singular IN ac-
quirins AN cutlit OF these nickel steel
clad iorlreSses; Germany Is equally ae-
tive and enterprising
The Scientific American, contains an
article descriptive Of these gigantic
portable tortresscs and snye that
'thelr great destructive force. conn
D'ned Win their mobility, bids fair 10
introduce an entirely now element into
lhe warfare OF the future: and it is
believed IN MANY % The war oiFces OF
'hs world that these are meEely fora-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
ENGLISH JURORS.
Chambers Journal.

S1dnl UeE JQuEnuit
The scale Of remuneration of Eng
lish common juiNmen is absurd. In q
civil case in England n common iury-
man is allowed five shllltngs a day for
"a vlew'--that Is, for inspecting any
property or thing in dispute--hut
otherwise he IL, in law. not entitled
70 any re Enumeration. 1t Is usual,
however, in the high court to give
him a fee OF one shilling, and In tho
counties eight pence, Special jury.
men receive much higher remunera-
ton. The fee in the county court Is
one shilling case. In the mayors
court two pence. and in the London
sherifts court four fence. But Eng
lish iurylnen have been accorded
Some highly important privileges, The
act cf 1870 LAYS 1t down that they
may in she discretion of the fudge.
be allowed the use OF fire when not
in court. and may also be allowed
reasonable refreshments at their own
expense"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
LIMITATIONS OF ARBITRATION


No nation VIII ever consent to SUBJ
nit 10 arbitration question involving
lts national honor, as for instance,
tho surrender OF Cuba by Spain, IT
brought about The FIRST conference al
Tho Hague and he was a marty to the
hTst great war that followed II, n is
doubtful NJ Russia win ever consent
TO submit 10 arbitration any question
bearing on her cherished policy OF
reaching the sea, The United States
would nayer consent 10 submit TO arr
The sanctitv on the Monroe doctrine
as she conslrues It, And so with other
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
JUST FOR FUN.
A Rude Intcrrnpter.

THE feelings Of a woman are Jar
deeper and finer than nc-e Of man, -
cried the lady orator In fiery tone.
I'VE are told by those who style them
selves the stronger sex that we arc
much inferior, Is that so?"
A loud chorus OF ''No," from the la
dies greeted this question, and the
orator went on:
II say that woman feels whers man
thinks
rs that the reason your husband IL
bald? inquired one or the few male
members OF the audience
II was lucky for him thas he got two
seconds start in the race for the door,
Pearsons Weekly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

states, ard bring state laws into hnr-
mony with Federal laws. Moreover he
IA Inclined tc anticipate such udJudIca.
lions by the Enltcd statox Supreme
court. as oases arise In the future, az
VIII, by the principles announced. and
the authority upheld, greatly restrict
the practical field az state control.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

In a letter addressed to IionoTe jack
sen OF Chicago. chairman of the Cook
county MayOr-Haywood conference,
President Roosevelt replies to the crt-
csms OF his recent letter in which he
referred to Meyer and Haywood Off
cials Of the Western Federation OF Min
crs, charged with Implication in the
murder Of former Governor steunen.
berg of Idaho. as undesirable citizens. .
summed up, the reply amounts to this
II that be treason, make the most OF
IT,"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

The president OF the Pttsburs and
Tube city railway testified on the wit
ness stand that he had seventy thou
sand dollars taken out Of his pocket
while he was talking TO the city coun-
Gilman who was known as the collector
for the grafters. And this railway man
made 10 complaint To- the police and
never had 4 suspicion as to who the
thief was. Such trusting innocence Is a
beautiful thing, too beautiful for such
a dirty, wicked place as Pitt sbnrg-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
Nothing Funny About Him.

"Plea suTe Pleasure! Pleasurel"
roared the irritated husband Always
thinking OF pleasure! Can't you think
OF me once in a while?''
'All right. George" she answered
sweetly- Il will think Of you occasion
ally. Then you can no longer accuse
me of thinking of nothing but pleas
ure- New York Telegram.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

At the John d Crimmins sale not
able set OF the sigma lures OF the signers
OF the Declaration of Indepe ndence was
bid In, 1t was said for William r.
Hearst. Presumably, he thinks that
the signatures OF the signers OF the
Declaration of Independence Will
strengthen the independence league,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
RUssIA's NAVAL INCREASE
Cleveland pam Dcaler.

Russia IS again showing activity In
her navy department. She has decided
20 build several fighting monsters OF
the Dre0dnought class and the csar
and the grand dukes WILL give $1,000
600 from their private purses 10 help
the good work along. Hope springs
eternal IN the Russian breast.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
Genius.

Mrs. Kawner-How Is Johnny get
ting along as the grocer's clerk
Mrs Crosswa y-Well enough I guess
He can tie up a package with a knot
that You can't unite to save your life.
and yet lt'1l come united itself as soon
as you get on the train with it.-Chica-
so Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

The Chicago authorities have deter
mined that i'm future crooks who are
sentenced shall be sent 10 the rock pile
and not be let off merely with fine.
The same policy should be pursued In
our own city 1t would do more to
clear out the crooks than any number
OF fines.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

The fame of the Nina. Pipta and
Santa Maria will be lar more enduring
than that of all the mighty battlcships
low asserlebled in Hampton Roads.
Theirs was mission OF peace in
search of new way for the worlds
commerce.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

When King Edward sought entrance
to the church Of Santa chiara, Naples,
the knock at the door was responded to
by the reply, BE gone in peace; there
Is nothing for you here, !" His majesty
laughed heartily at being taken for a
begsar. That laugh was heard round
the world, being a touch of nature that
makes the King kin to all man.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
She Flow.

Observation-Disclosures. can angels hy2
Mother--Yes, child.
Lieschen-Then | suppose nurse can,
other day
Mother-Oh, did he3 Then she GER
tainly will fly this very minute.--Uik.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
Another kentucky Horror.

Colonel AlIgore seems to be taking
quite shine to The rich widow of d
plcl5le manufacturer"
mo; she's taking a shine to him. He
told me the other day, with a wry face
that she was his sour mash Chica-
go Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24
The Only Sure Wax.

What then asked the new clerk.
do YOU consider the best method OF
keeping books?"
There's only one sure way. replied
the old hand.
'-And what's that7'
Forget to return them''
Philadelphia Press.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

The Central American controversy Is
no nearer settlement than ever II
would seem that, like the poor. 1t is
always to be with us,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

Mr., Will Lllllbridge has written the
romance OF good Indian. OF the dead,
say nothing but good
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

Spain has outlined a program for
building a powerful navy. Rather a
QuiXotic idea. ~ II mott
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

There seems to be something more
than mere smoke In that Tennessee to-
bacco war
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

The New Thought followers rarely
bring forth new idea,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

The "Black Hand" never let's it's
white hand know what IL is doing.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-04-24

questions and nations International
peace should be prom oten, but war
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-02-15
THE DAIRY

Number of Cows to Start Creamery.
From Summit, Benton county, Ore
gon, comes an inquiry as to the num-
Der of average dairy COWS that should
be secured before it is advisable or
profitable to start creamery in the
community. The writer says that in
his locality there is good opening for
a WideaWake creamery man, and he is
making inquiries as to the prospects
for having one established and made
a success. The inquiry to The Ranch
was submitted to three or four expert
enced creamery operators, with the re-
quest that they favor us with such in
formation as would cover the question
and be a means of assisting our Ore
gon correspondent. Mr.. d. S. Troy,
president of the Washington Dairy
mems association and now member
of the lower house of the state legis-
lature, is among those who were asked
for information. Mr.. Troy is manager
of the Glendale creamerieS in Jeffer-
son and Clallam counties and his en-
perience makes him peculiarly fitted
to give our readers such important
information as the following:
I'm regard to the number of cows
necessary to make it possible for a
creamery to be established, I would
say that. in my opinion. there should
be at least 500 COWS. This, however
is much larger than some people
would ask for before starting a cream
cry plant but in my study of the sit
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-02-15

fat in the skinned milk reduced of
closeness of sllimming, to the we'll
known submerged cans of the Cooley
system. The Cooley system went out
of date 20 years ago because the power
separator at the creamery would get
out of the milk enough more butter
fat than the Cooley system to pay
the charge of 10 cents or II cents a
hundred pounds for hauling the milk
and show a profit besides. Yet, in
the last two years hundreds of farm
ers have bought water separators' in
ferior to the kinds discarded a score Of
years since.
THE water dilution system is kind
of perennial humbug inflicted period
ically upon the agricultural public for
the exclusive and personal benefits OF
their makers and statesmen. The Iowa
dairy commissioners report of 1899 de-
nounces the dilution separator as a
humbug, and quotes from agricultural
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-02-15
A Separator Humbug.

This is the way the dairy commits
sioner of Iowa characterizes the So
called water dilution separator. In his
last annual report this Iowa authority
has the following to say on the sub
ject:
zone of the causes of thin and poor
cream is the so-called water 'sepa-
rator.' Those factories that make any
distinction between the different lots
of cream offered them, pay cents less
pound for butter-fat in hand
skinned or water separator cream.
for the reason that it is likely to be
"a hours older than hand separator
cream, and so of poorer quality; and
also is usually of low per cent and
hence the freights on it are greater in
proportion to it's value in butter-fat.
Not only does the farmer get less price
for his cream raised by the water
method but he loses very much butter
The ranch. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1902-1914, 1907-02-15

Mrs. J. Renken Trenton, Ia, says 1--WE cleared
months off seven cows"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-01-05
Women and the Proverbs.

\ wonderful similarity exists in the
Saying about women current in the va
iious nations
The Spanish rhvme has it: Were a
woman as little as she is good a pei,
pod would make her q gown ana d
hood"
An old English saying: IF a man
lose woman and a farthing. he viii
hc sorry ne lost the farthing"
The French saying "A nan of
straw is worth a woman Of gold"
The German: There are only two
good womer in the world-one dead and
the other can't be found
The Scotch say: Honest men marry
soon, wise men never"
In Fife they say: The next best
Thing 10 no wife is a good wife.
The Arabian declares: Words are
women; deeds are men,
The Persian says shat womans
wisdom is under her heel.
The German affirns that every
laughter Of Eve would rather be
beautiful than good
The Persians assert that women are
dragons and are best out of the world.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-01-05
Mrs. BalIou's Views on the Marriage
Question.

Money cannot buy happiness.
1t is a mistake For young girls TO
marry old million3ires. The men wor-
snip the young women: the young
women worship the money.
Old-fashioned marriages are the best.
Cause for much immortality today i,
due to the selfish neglect by mothers of
their daughters. Many mothers are
often. unconsciously. are indirectly re-
sponsible for their daughters downfall.
American girls have too much free
dom; it would be better if the old-fasl1-
Toned custom of chaTel ching girls till
they are married came back into vogue.
our social system is wrong God
never intended women to negl, ct the
duties Of motherhood to become their
brothers competitor III the business
world
Women have set up Il false ambition.
1t is better 10 rule in your homo than
try To rule in the business world
Men admire brains and personal at
tractiveness in woman.
Love is only talked OF by romantic
school girls and old-tashionsd women.
The up-to-date woman knows there is
no such thing as love.
Clothes are demoralizing our women.
A well-meaning man stands 40
chance in the matrimonial market t9-
day in competition with our million
aires who can buy our girls clothes. Z
Don't trust man who wears six
stockings and is never particular II
his dress: he has no character
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-01-05
There were More.

a stout little woman on an East
Washington street car looked anxiously
around for seats for the children who
were with her. Two Of the older girls
had babies in their arms. according to
the indianapolis Star. People on the
car did not know whether ii was an or
phans' home picnic or a Sunday school
convention.
beg pardon, lady" said the conduc.
tor. but you have given me only eight
tickets
Didn't know you charged for babies
I'm arms" said the little woman, as she
kept her eye on all members of her
party.
But there are nine without them. "
said the conductor. apologetically Per-
haps he really thought the woman had
only eight tickets.
Counting them one by one, she pres
entity came 10 a little boy of about S
years, and, pointing her finger at him
she said:
Sammy. | thought you stayed q;
home with the rest of the children,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-01-05
Diagnosing JudIth's Case.

Whenever Mrs. Peck's family showed
even the faintest sign of ailing she al
ways sent pOst-hasue for the family
ooctor, who. fortunately for all con-
cerned. lived within the same block
that contained his most anxious patron
One night Mrs. Peck's small Judith
whose appetite was usually in excellent
working order. refused to eat her sup
per. Mrs Peck's motberly fears Were
instantly aroused. There was certain
~ something wrong with Judith.
The child had recently been unsuc-
cessfully vaccinated, and was, IL con-
sequence living in hourly terror Of I'M
cergoing a second vaccinating expert
ence. so Mrs. Peck considered it expe-
cient TO smuggle the doctor into the
house without forewarning the little
girl
Well" said Doctor Brown, capturing
his small patient and seating her on
lis knee. 'T hear you didn't eat ans
supper. What's the trouble ,"
Couldn't" replied Judith.
Why not?"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-01-05
The Happy Mother.

Two small bright eyes, two little
hands, two feet
a voice that croons so Justify:
These were the gifts, flung from
Gods pure, white hand,
That made her crown of Motherhood
complete.
Outside the walls of that lone stable
dread
The lambllins watched, so drearily,
The shepherds prayer stole Ger the
empty void
BE still. sad heart! yon Babe will
quell thy fear!"
The moon passed by so silently and
slow,
He bowed his head so YEARLY,
To catch the music of that lullaby
So sweet ii was, and he was 10th to &C.
The stars stole in and kissed that lii
tie face:
The winds sang-O, so cheerily:
A mother-heart was filled with ecs-
tasy-
1t built its heaven in that lowly place.
And Mary took the opening rose, 50
STILL
To her warm breast glad. tenderly;
Love was too sweet-she did not feel
the thorn
So soon TO string her heart on Calv'ry's
HILL
William j. Fischer.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-01-05
Dear Miss Ealeau:
What viii remove mildew staiaso
- ~ DADT- y...--

y IIeII y III IIIIIUN = IIIIIUtN NLtIt'f~
C. Y. PARK. CITY.
MiIdew stains may easily be removed
by wetting and soaping the spot. cover
irg it with powdered chalk and then
Putting it in the sun TO bleach Damp
Il from time TO time as it dries and
then wash it in the usual manner with
soap and water If necessary. repeat
the process.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-01-05
Womdn's u)orId
Conducted by Helene vaIeau.

Don't llnow-just couldn't"
Have YOU pain anywhere? Does
your head ache? Is you throat sore?
No? Then let me see your tongue.
Hum-nothing the matter with that
tongue. HaG anything 10 eat since
noon?"
Yep, said Judith, Frightening at The
remembrance.
What" for example,"
Well admitted the patient, 81
STOPPED at Kittie Pages after school
Her mother was having party. and
Kittie and ! ate all the ice cream and
cake there was left Then I went tC
the church fair With Kittie, and they
gave US doughnuIs. After that we met
Flossie Blake going with her uncle for
hot chocolate, and we had that. and
some nice little waters besides. Then !
went homo with Flossie and ate five
of the waffles that their cook was max
ing for supper. | guess that's all. eX-
cept the banana that granima gave
me-