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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
The charmina Woman

is not necessarily one of perfect folm
and features Many plain woman
who could never serve an artist S model,
possesses those rare qualities that all
the world admires; neatness, clear eyes,
clean smooth skin and tina, 5rightli-
ness of step and action tina accompany
good health. A physically weak woman
is never attractive, not even to herself.
Electric Bitters restore weak women,
give strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth,
velvety skin, beautiful complexion.
Guaranteed at A. J. Johnson, Druggist.
Soc.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
LEGAL PUBLICATIONS
First iblication June &c. 1907-4
PROBATE NOTICE.
Order limiting time and notice
ERNoN COUNTY CoURT-IN PRoBAT

Order limiting time and notice
VERNON COUNTY COURT-IN PROBATE.
In the matter of the estate of William Striegel
late of Hamburg in said county, deceased
On the application of Mary Strlegel, admins
tratrix of the estate Of William Striegel late of
Vernon county, deceased, no one having required
the appointment Of commissioners said estate;
1t is ordered that all creditors are required TO
present their claims and demands against the
said estate Of William Striegel deceased, for
examination and allowance, on or before the
first Tuesday of January A. DISCS. which time
is hereby allowed and limited for that purpose.
II is further ordered. that all claims and de-
mands of all persons against the said estate of
William Striegel deceased. viii be received, ex-
anined and adjusted before this court at its
court room in the court house, in the City of
Viroqua in said county, at regular terms thereof.
appointed TO be held the first Tuesday of
January A. d. 1905 and all creditors are hereby
notified thereof:
Ii is further ordered, that notice of the time
and place at which said claims and demands will
be received examined and adjusted aforesaid.
and of the time hereby limited for creditors to
present their claims, be given b. publishing a
copy of this order and notice for four weeks sue
cessively once in each week. in the VERNON
COUNTY CENSOR. newspaper published in the
City Of Vroqua in said county. the first publica-
ton TO be within ten days from the date hereof.
Dated this DIST day of June. 1907
By the Court, ID. o. MAHoNEY. County Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

/ will mail you free, to prove merit,
samples of my Dr. Shoop's Restorative,
and my Book on either Dyspepsia, The
Heart or The Kidneys, are merely
symptoms of deeper ailment. Don't
make the common error of treating
symptoms only. Symptom treatment
is treating the result of your ailment,
and not The cause. Weak Stomach
nerves-the inside nerves-mean Sto-
mach weakness, always And the
Heart, and Kidneys as well, have their
controlling or inside nerves. Weaken
these nerves, and you inevitably have
weak vital organs. Here is where DR..
Shoop's Restorative has made its fame.
No other remedy for bloating, bilious
ness, bad breath or complexion, use
DIR. Shops Restorative. Write me
to-day for sample and free Book. DR..
Shoop, Racine Wis. The Restorative
is sold by Dahls Drug Store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
First publication. July 3. 1904.
PROBATE NOTICE.
Order limiting time and notice.


VERNON COUNTY COURT-IN PROBATE
State of Wisconsin, County of Vernon, IS.
In the matter of the estate of William Hutchi-
SON deceased.
On the application Of T. o. MorlS, executor
Of the estate of William Hutchinson late OF Vernon
county. deceased, one having required the ap-
pointment of commissioners on said estate:
1t is ordered that all creditors required to
present their claims and demands against the
said estate OF William Hutchinson. deceased, for ex-
animation and allowance before the first
Tuesday of January A. ID. zoos. which time is
hereby allowed and limited FOR that purpose.
1t is further ordered. that all claims and de-
mands of all persons against said estate of William
Hutchinson deceased. viii be received. examined
and adjusted before this court, at its court room
in the court house in the city of Viroqua in said
county. at regular term thereof, appointed to be
held on the first Tuesday Of January, 1908, and
all creditors are hereby notified thereof;
1t is further ordered, that notice of the time and
place at which said claims and demands will be
received. examined and adjusted as aforesaid, and
OF the time hereby limited for creditors to present
their claims be given by publishing copy of this
order and notice for four weeks successfully, once
in each week. IN tae VERNON COUNTY CENSOR, a
newspaper published in the city of Viroqua in said
county; the ttrst publication to be within ten days
from the date hereof
Dated this End day of July, 1907
By the Court d. o. MAHoNBY, County Judge
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

to the printers Office with the sign
under ais arm.
Say. mister he demanded Of the
printer. did youse hang out this here
Boy Wanted signf"
81 did," replied the printer sternly
why did you tear il downg"
Back of his freckles the youngster
was gazing in wonder ut the mans
stupidity
''Hully geer' he blurted why. I'm
the boyr'
And be was.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
Ions Live The KING

is the popular cry throughout European
countries: while in America, the cry of
the present day is Long live DR.
Kings New discovery, King of Throat
and Lung Remediesr' of which Mrs
Julia Ryder Paine, Truro, Mass, says;
1t never fails to give immediate re-
lief and to quickly cure a cough or cold. I"
Mrs. Paine's opinion is shared by a
ma olity of the inhabitants of this
country New Discovery cures weak
lungs and sore throats after all other
remedies have failed; and for all coughs
and colds it s the only sure cure Guar
auteed by A. j. johnson, Druggist
SOC and 900 Trial bottle free.
A friend Of mine contends that he
has always been lucky at love. At any
rate he has never married.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
The Mad poa.


William ]. Stevens, for several years
local station agent at Swansea, X. L.,
was peacefully promenading his plat
form one morning when a rash dog
ventured to snap at one of Williams
plump legs. Stevens promptly kicked
the animal halfway across the tracks
and was Immediately confronted by
the owner, who demanded an explana-
ton In language more foreible than
courteous
why" said Stevens when TIE other
paused for breath. your dogs mad"
tMadl Mad! You double-eyed
blankety blank fool, he amt madr
"Oh. amt heT' cut in Stevens
GOSH / should be If any one kicked
me like THAR Everybody's.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
JURY TO KEEP HOUSE.
Special Home For Men Who Will De-
eide Miner Haywood's Fate.

Special Home For Men Who Viii De-
eide Miner Haywood's Fate.
The jury which will try Secretary
Willhm D. Haywood of the Western
Federation Of MIXERS fol' completely In
the IL Urde at Caldwell, Ida, on Dec.
80, 1905, of former Governor Frank
StennerDerg viii keep house during
the trial. says a dispatch from Boise,
Ida, TO the New York Tribune The
law ol Idaho provides that such iuries
shall be Kept together and IN seclusion
from public contact, and the higher
courts have always insisted Gu a strict
compliance with the provision. %here-
fore rather than take az chances
with the publicity of a hotel In. this
case Sheriff Shad Hodgin, responsible
for the custody of the jurors has
hired house for them The house, an
attractive. wen built structure, stand
ing on neat lawn aud garden. is just
across the street that TANKS the rear
OF Ada county courthouse aud within
about 800 feet of the courtroom.
To make the daily journeys of the
has constructed a temporary stairway
from the rear of the second story of
the courthouse Its upper landing is
the platform of a fire escape. aud 1t is
reached through the anteroom of
Judge Woods chambers. The jury can
therefore be taken directly to the stair
way without leaving the rallied inclo-
sure of the courtroom. An official cook
has been retained, aud arrangements
have been made with local stores for a
good and varied supply of food. Four
bailiffs, two for day duty and two for
night service, will guard the jury The
house win be carefully and constantly
watched. Entry TO the open lawn will
be prohibited. One of the day bailiffs
Will remain at home while the jury is
in court, and the night bailiffs will do
no sleeping during their watch
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

Get free sample of DIR. Sleeps
Health Coffee" at our store. If real
coffee disturbs your Stomach, your
Heart or Kidneys, then try this clever
Coffee imitation. DR. Shoop has closely
matched Old Java and Mocha Coffee in
flavor and taste, yet it has not a single
grain OF real Coffee in it. Dr. Shops
Health Coffee Imitation is made from
pure toasted grains or cereals, with
Malt, Nuts, etc. Made in a minute.
No tedious wait. You will surely like
it. Sold by H. d. Williams e. Co.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

I'll stop your pain free To show
you first-before you spend penny
what my Pink Pain Tablets can do, /
will mail you free. Trial Package of
them-Dr Shops Headache Tablets.
Neuralgia, Headache, Toothache, Peri
cd pains, ETC., are due alone to blood
congestion. DR. Shops Headache
Tablets simply kill pain by coaxing
away the unnatural blood pressure.
That is all Address DIR. Shoop Racine.
Wis. Sold by Dahls Dug Store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
Poi;tene.s PAYS

In one of the churches Of New York,
according TO District Attorney Jerome,
there was once an old woman who in
sisted on bowling her head every time
the name OF Satan was mentioned dur
ing the service or sermon. The rector,
after noticing The ecceutricity for
many months, asked her: Madam.
why do you bow at the name Of Sa.
tan? II ia not customary you know"
"Oh, / know that, she said. but II
doesn't cost anything TO be polite, and
one never knows what viii happen"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
Notice to Our Customers

We win be pleased to announce that
Folyy's Honey and Tar for cough, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as safe
remedy for children and adults. A. j.
johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
A Memorable nav

One of the days we remember with
pleasure, as well as wi h profit to our
health, is the one on which we became
acquainted with DR. Kings New Life
Pills, the painless purifiers that cure
headache and billiousness, andkeep the
bowels right. s25c at A. J. johnson,
Drug Store
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
coulda't Go to Egypt.

1outcnt 90 TO Egypt
An old gentleman advertised for an
agreeable companion TO visit Egypt
with him. This advertisement was
seen late at night by a young man
who had been dining freely. He cogi-
tated awhile and then told the club
porter to call hanson The cab was
procured. and with little muscular
exertion on the part of the porter and
the cabby the young man was slowed
away In its recesses.
He told the man to drive to the adj
dress given in the advertisement. Ar
rived there he was assisted to the
pavement and with much dignity or
dered the cabby to practice ON the bell
and knocker of the old fashioned resi-
denee. The advertiser stuck his ven
cradle head out of the window aud
after parley conducted with explosive
Indignation, which was met with I'M
ruffied assurance from the pavement.
the ancient came down and unbolted
the door. When he had picked up the
diner and stood him in the corner the
following conversation took place:
Now, sir, what do you mean by
waking me up at this hourf9
Come tansher 'vertishment"
well. sir. this is no time to come on
such an errand What have YOU to
sayT'
1--WE come TO tell you--very sorry
can't go with you"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
Paper Kettles For German soIdiers.

1t is stated that preparations are be-
ing made TO furnish the soldiers of
the German army with paper kettles,
which are Japanese invention. Al
though the utensils are made of pliable
paper, they hold water readily. BY
pouring water into them they can be
hung oy er the fire without burning for
length Of time sufficient to boil the
water. One kettle can be used about
eight times. and the cost is low.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
Doctors Could No, HeIn Her.

81 had kidney trouble for years,
writes Mrs. RAYMOND Conner of Shell
ton, Wash, and the doctors could not
help me. tried Foley's Kidney Cure,
and the very first dose gave me relief
and | am now cured. | cannot say too
much for Foley's Kidney Cure" " 1t
makes the diseased kidneys sound so
they will eliminate the poisons from the
blood. Unless they do this, good health
is impossible. A. j. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

The first requisite of beauty is clear
complexion. 0rino Laxative Fruit
Syrup clears sallow blotched COM
plexion as it stimulates the liver and
bowels, and the eyes become bright
and clear. You owe it to your friends
to take it if your complexion is bad.
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does not
nauseate or grippe and is very pleasant
to take. Refuse substitute. A. ].
Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
A sympathetic KIM.


Lo' Is Philippe knew that Marshal
Soult chung to power and that bis fall
would be bitter to him. but when tie.
time came the future ministers. with
Theirs al their head, were assembled
at the Tuilleries. while in the next
room Louis broke the news to Soult
The interview took a long time. aud
the ministers We're not without .appre-
hension. Finally the door was opened
just enough to allow the kings queer
pear shaped head TO pass. and he whis-
pered: "A little patience. gentlemen.
just little patience. We are weeping
together. st Louis Globe Democrat.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
He Knew His Father.

Suppose" said father 10 his little
boy, you have balf an apple and
give you another half How much
have yon?"
"A whole apple" said the boy
well" continued the father, sup
pose you had half dollar and gave
you another half dollar What would
you have them
- 1T" promptly answered The boy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
Unless fashion wills it, mankind is a
poor paymaster for amusement.

Use Kennedy Laxative Cough Syrup.
Contains no opiates. 1t drives the cold
out of the system by gently moving the
bowels. Contains Honey and Tar and
tastes nearly as good as maple Syrup.
Children like it, Sold by o. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
A wonderful Happening.

Port Byron, N. Y, has witnessed one
of the most remarkable cases of healing
ever recorded. Amos F. King, of that
place, says: Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured sore on my leg with which~I
had suffered over so years. am now
eighty five Guaranteed to cure all
sores, by A. j Johnson, Druggist 25c.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

The best remedy for backaehe, weak
kidneys, inflammation of the bladder is
De Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills.
Their action is prompt and sure. A
weeks treatment for 25c. Sold by. 0.
e. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

When there is the slightest indication
of Indigestion, heart burn, flatulence or
any form of stomach trouble take a
little Kodol occasionally and you will
get prompt relief. Sold by o. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

A Volunteer.
A darSy preacher was lost ia the
happy selection Of his text. which he
repeated in vigorous accents of plead
ing
"0h, brede,n, at de las day dere's
gwine 10 he sheep an dere's gwine to
be goats Who's gwine 60 be de sheep
an who's cwine TO be de goats? Let's
all try to be like de li'l white lambs,
bredern. Shall we be de goats. sis
tersY Nav. ives gwine 10 be de sheep
Who's gwine to he de sheep. hredern,
an who's gwine to he de goats? TAX
care oh Fouh souls, sisters, Remember
dere's gwine to be goats an sheep.
Who's gwine TO be de sheep an who's
gwine 10 be de goatsT'
Just then solitary freshman who
had been sitting in the back Of the
church. listening attendvely. rose and
said
"Orn be the goat. Go on; tell ms the
joke, elder. oi'n he the goatf'-Lip
pincotts
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

Kodol will nourish and strengthen'your
digestive organs and furnish the natural
digestivs Juices for your stomach. It
win make you well Kodol digests
what you eat Sold By 0. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
On ths Job.

A New York printer who occupies
floor in Seventeenth street directed one
Of his clerks to hang out a "Boy Want
ed" sign al the street entrance q few
days ago The card had been swing
Ing IN the breeze only few minutes
when a red headed little tad climbed
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

A cleansing, clean, cooling, soothing,
healing household remedy is De Witt S
Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve. Sold by
o. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
An Interruption.

A lttla boy 10 bis night dress was on
his knees saying his prayers, aud his
little sister could not resist the tempta.
ton to tickle the soles of his feet.
He stood 1t as long as he could ard
then said please, God, excuse me
while l knock the stuffin' out Of Mel
lie."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

The worship most acceptable to God
comes from a cheerful and thankful
heart
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

1t is a difficult matter to escape sor-
row; every day brings some new cause
of anxiety.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

A bag full of -four and purse full of
money are the best relation in the
world
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

Perfect valor consists in doing without
witnesses all we should be capable of
doing before the whole world.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

Every man sees an earthly angel in
the woman he loves.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

De Witt S Little Early Risers. Small,
sure, safe pills. Sold by o. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

Pity never took single kink out of
a hungry stomach.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

IT'S better to have loved ard lost
than to get sometimes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17

No mans useful ness need cease until
he has passed away, if he is not lazy.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
7. II. CHI ASE
DENTIST
Office over Blue Front Store.
Viroqua, Wisconsin.
PAIN

Pain tB the head-pain anywhere has It's cause
Pain Is congestion, pain Is blood pressure-nothing
else usually Al least, so says Or Shoop and Ia
tabiet-ealled DR. sEoops Headache Tablet
eoaxes blood pressure away from pain ceIliers
Its effect Is charming Dleasingly delightful Gently
though safely, ii surely equalizes the blood eiren
lation
II you have headache. It's blood pressure
II it's painful periods with women same cause
II you are sleepleas RESTLESS nervous its blood
congsstioa-blood pressure That surely ia @
certainty, for DR. ShoOp's Headache Tablets stop
II In 20 minutes and the tablets simply distribute
the unnatural blood pressure
brlise your finger. and doesn't ii get red, and
swell, and pain your OF course IL does It's con-
gestion. blood pressure HOu'il fnd Il where pain
is-alwsys. It's simply Common Sense.
We sell a. - cents and cbeerfully recommend
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-17
The First Reauisite of Beauty.

A dollar in your hand is worth two in
the other fellows.
The Washington times., 1907-09-21
.LUTHERANS CLOSE
DISTRICT MEETING
Delegates Go to Mt, Vernon
For Afternoon
Outing.

The fourth and last day Of the meet
ing OF the Concordia district OF the
Lutheran CHURCH. y hich Is holding its
sessions at tho G-ace Lutheran Church.
came to a close this morning az y
O'Clock. The delegates went down the
Potomac 10 Mt. Vernon this afternoon
on a pleasure trip.
The most important feature OF the
session this morning was the reading Of
the treasurer's report, which showed
that a debt Of long standing had been
paid during the year. leaving a balance
in the treasury. Treasurer Dasher was
voted the thanks Of the synod for his
faithful services.
A comn-ittee consisting Of the Rev.
DR.. Snapp. the Rev " z. Harsh. the
Pew. +. II. PuGerburger, and the Rev.
n. S. Dasher was appointed 70 make
a nrw appOrtionmept. the basis OF which
will be the commandment. membership;
the schedule 10 be published when COM
plcted in The minutes OF this year.
The thirueth anniversary Of the
foundation Of the Grace Lutheran
Church in this city 7ill be celebrated
tomorrow by special services. The
synodical president, the Rev. c II. l.
Schulette. VII preach at the morning
services. and the Rev. Hugh H. Ackler
will occupy The pulpit in the evening.
The Washington times., 1907-09-21
FOR TO-DAY AND FUTURE
Miss Dunn
VIII Marry
THIS EUenlng

Miss Elizabeth Lanier Dunn. daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs Lanier Dunn, Of
New York and Hot Springs. Va, will
be married this evening to Sydney Blu
ford. jr.. Of Richmond, Va. at O'Clock
in st. Luke's Episcopal Church at Hot
Springs.
The Rev. George Mayo. Of Ivy, Abe
marie county, Va, will be the off,
eating clergyman, and the wedding
music will be played by Mrs. Thomas
". Jordan. of Hot Springs.
Miss Dunn will be attended by her
sister. Mrs. George Coale Scott. of Rich
mond. and Mrs. Frederick z. Noting,
Of Richmond, sister of the bridegroom,
as :natrons of honor and the maid of
honor will be her younger sister, Miss
1anier Dunn.
Miss Gladys Ingalls,, of Cincinnati;
Miss Beatrice Aver. of Boston: Miss
Julie Osterloh, Of Richmond. and Miss
Madeline Barnes. Of New York, will be
the bridesmaids.
William Erskine Buford. of Richmond
brother of the bridegroom, will be best
IMAM. and the ushers VIII be Lanier Nc
hee, OF New York; George Read. Rich
mono. Va; George Gregory. Of Rich
mona Thomas Shelton, OF Norfolk,
4 IcueIlCk L Noting, Of Richmond, anu
Mckee Dunn. brother of the bride.
alter me wedding a reception will be
Gsamercy farm. and later Mr.. Bufor,i
VIII take his bride for a few DAYS 10
some nearby summer resort before
starunS on an extensive bridal trip.
The Washington times., 1907-09-21
Unique Social at Takoma.

A unique social was SVEN last even
ing in the basement Of the Takoma
Park Presbyterian Church, by the
Young Peoples Society Of Christian En-
deayor. OF that church.
The entertainment was called "nlus-
ical social" and the members or the
society We're costumed TO represent diff
ferent songs. The mGny-colored dresses
OF the young ladies together with the
elaborate decorations, which consisted
of sheets Of music. notes cut out OF
paper. horns. ribbons, and banners,
Joined 10 make the scene a gala one.
Each member was supposed 10 repre-
sent a song or some musical instrument.
An orchestra was formed and at a
signal from the leader, each MEMBER
of the orchestra initiated the IN
lStrument which ne or she represented.
A humorous duet was given by H. NJ.
Davis and Walter Wakefield.
Prizes for guessing the songs, repre-
scented by the costumes, and for solvIns
iJhe other musical conundrums OF the
evening were Won by James NJ. r..
adams and Carl Judd.
The members Of the social committee
are as follows: Miss Ethel White.
iChairman; Misses Eva Kelly, S. Ehza-
beth Watkins, Ella MorTell, Laura skin
ner, and Lucille Markham, and Clifford
eJdOrse. Carl Judd. James NJ. r. Adams,
Hugh NJ. Davis, and J. Bond Smith.