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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
WOULD MAKE A CLEAN SWEEP.
Comment Of . Backwoodsman When
he Saw His First Train.

When the White River branch Of
the Missouri Pacific railroad was COM
pleted, the first regular scheduled
train was widely advertised through
out the country which 1t traversed
Natives came for miles around and
the day had been proclaimed by the
town officials as one of Cause for jol.
LITIGATION, learning and also barbe.
cue" The heretofore inland town had
turned out every man. woman and
child within its borders. and the small
station, with its curious attractiveness
and narrow capacities, was overflow
ing. One elderly man and the "old
woman" had travelled many miles to
see this, their first railway train. Be-
ing skeptical at venturing too near
the depot platform while the much
advertised Ozark Limited" was
speeding its mightiest over the new
roadbed, they had sought safety on
the highest hill near by. where their
position afforded an excellent view
All of a sudden the train came crash
ing around the closest curve. painting
snorting and putting, and the whistle
bell and steam cocks were sending
forth their weird sounds that brought
fear to all who heard. Within sec
ond 1t had passed the station and wal
hidden from view around a HILL leav
ing only streak Of smoke, dust ant
flying papers in its path. The pail
on the farthest hill were amazed, be
wildered and dumbfounded. Turning
to the old man the woman asked
well. dad. what do you think Of her?'
well, mother, that's blasted goot
invention q long as she comes through
here head fo'most." replied the oil
man, but" he added. III she eve
comes through sideways it'll SWEEP
the hull durn country."-Judge's Ii
| brary.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
asrs BREAKFAST ~ TRICK.
raw the seedy individual Did the Rec
taurant Out Of q Good Feed.

The man was trihe "seedy," but
still looked fairly respectable. and the
two boys who came with him into the
restaurant even more 80. The waiter
with q tip In prospect-was very
civil and took his order for sausases
and buckwheats. to be followed (fof
the mani by coffee and cognsc. While
the lads filled up the man slipped his
beverages in distracted silence. and
then called for cigar.
As he handled the cigar-a 2o-cent
l'srfecto--and fumbled for Q match. Q
thought seemed suddenly to strike
him. How IL It. waiter" he asked.
do you people allow smoking?"
well. no. SIR" said the waiter OBJ.
sequiously, you see, sir. it's getting
on toward noon, and ladies may drop
In"
Just 30. Just So" said the man.
hastily; that's all right. Of course; I
wouldn't have YOU relax rule on my
account. but must have smoke; my
doctor tells me to smoke regularly
after meals. You see. I have a cruel
nervous disorder. Now. boys. you stay
and finish your buckwheats. and I'll
step outside. When the boys are
through. waiter, Just tap on the win.
dow"
The boys finished their cakes. The
waiter tapped as he had been directed.
Five minutes or SO passed, and the
waiter, a little uneasy. poked his head
out Of the door. There was no sign OF
the man up or down the street. Then
he fetched the proprietor.
well. boys" said he. pleasantly
have you had a good breakfast"
Bully" they answered promptly.
"And how soon do you expect your
father back?"
"Who?--that man? He amt our
father We thought he owned this
place. He asked us didn't we want
some buckwheats. and we said, yes
we did, and he fetched us In"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
"faAR,A THiNoUMAJio."
Ferslen Names Bothered Americana
In the CIden Days.

International marriages are. In these
days Of travel. more common than they
used to be; but they were not un'
known to our ancestors Of . century
ago. and were least rare, It seems. In
some Of the old seafaring families.
Old-time STA captains made friends 10
many lands, and we're occasionally &C.
companied on board by some adven.
turous daughter, eager. like Lord
Bateman Of the ballad. FAR countries
for to see." One such, who Travelled
40 far % Russia, did not return; she
remained there a. the wife OF q pros
porous Russian merchant
Her fathers fellow.townsmsn were
naturally interested to hear oil about
the match ON bis return. says the
Youths Companion. but there was one
important piece Of information they
never obtained: the brides married
name.
1t was 90 unpronouncable that the
good captain declined even to attempt
It. He always spoke Of his daush'
ter - my gal who married FUR
riner:" his mother called her my
grandfather over In Rooshy." and
everybody else fell into the way OF
saying simply-and not at all 1ocular'
ly: Maria Thingumajig."
Another old sea captain had two
charming girls who accompanied him
to France. both Of whom married
Frsnchmen. French IL less difhcult
tongue than Russian. but the old mans
ear was not good. and the two brides,
on their first visit home. we're some
what chagrined at the havoc he made
with their names.
They had become Nine. Carette and
Nine. LIE Boutillier; but he intro
duced them cheerfully to strangers rs
Mrs. Lee Bottles and Mrs. Carrots
They gently demonstrated against such
q perversion Of their names, but In
vain: he could achieve nothing better
until compromise was reached, In &C
| cordance with which he ceased to try
to pronounce them at all.
Therefore when an Introduction be
came necessary, he presented my
darter, Mrs. Nancy b." or my dar
tor, Mrs. Polly c." adding. genially
and II ye want the full Of her name
In French. she'll tell We on askin'
She speaks the language"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31

The limited" train was rushing
a.ong at the rate OF so miles An hour.
when a nve.year-old youngster. who
was sitting at the window. was
startled by the rush and roar Of a
passing train and fell back In his
fright. Recovering quickly he looked
mp In his fathers face and gasped:
Papa! did we swallow III"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
A Happy Man

Is Amos F. King, of Port Bryn,
N. Y, (85 years Of age); since a
sore on his leg, which had troub-
led him the greater part of his
life, has been entirely healed by
Bucklen's Arnica Salve; the
worlds great healer of Sores,
Burns, Cuts, Wounds and Piles.
Guaranteed by Ritter Bros. Drug
Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Sea GulIs Upset Boat.

The latest fish story concerns the
herring and sea gulls, and 1t comes
from Nanaimo. A boatload Of her.
ring, containing about Is tons, was
left at Johnston's wharf, Nanaimo,
during the noon hour, while the fish
ermen went to dinner.
During their absence several thou
sand sea gulls. the chronicler says
10000. ate all the fish on one side of
the boat with such good results that
they emptied 1t, and when the last her
ring had been removed from that side
It was like to the last straw that
broke the camel's back, for the boat.
with all the weight on the other side.
upset, spilling all the remaining fish
into the water.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31

In the District Court Of the First Judicial
District Of the state Of Utah. In and
for the County Of Cache.
Rhoda b. Cook. Plaintiff.
Elmo ". Cook. Defendant.
The State Of Utah. TO the said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear within
twenty days after the service Of this sum-
mons upon you. II served within the county
In which this action 10 brought. otherwise.
within thirty days after service. and defend
the above entitled action; and In case Of your
failure 20 to do. Judgment will be rendered
against you according TO the demand Of the
c3mplaint. which has been nled with the
TO recover Q Judgment dissolving the mar
riage contract heretofore existing between
you and plaintiff.
NIBsKER. HIATT 4 NEBRKBR.
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Postoface address. Suite 4. s and Q. CONNER
merclsl Block. Lo9an. Utah.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Third Son Of Grant,

Jesse Grant, the third son Of the
great general, leads simple and un.
sventful, life. He Is not in any busi-
ness. Some mines in the west and a
few other affairs occupy some of his
time. Tarpon fishing he likes. and he
never misses baseball game when
il is warm.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
shskes-sars and Americana.

A London newspaper man who has
beea staying at Stratford-on-Avon says
lie asked his landlady one day: who
is this Shakespeare Of whom one
hears so much down here? Was he .
very great man?" To which she re-
piled: "Lor'. sir. Q worn't thought
nothing on a few years go. It's the
Americans as as made i'm what .
Isl"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Healthy chlldren.

As . rule every child 10 born into
the world with an unblemished consti.
tuition, and there 10 no reason what.
ever that this condition should not
continue. II those In charge OF 1t would
b. guided by reason instead OF being
lei astray by fallacies which are In
reality moro hereditary than disease
Is.--The Grand Magazine.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Society Playhouse.

1t is easier than It was to get out OF
ones own station in life both upward
and downward. Birth and brilliance
have always been admitted to the
great playhouse Of society. but to-day
they take money at the doors.-The
Spectator.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
A Recommendation.

From the letter-bls Of a fashionable
medico: Dear Doctor-lnclosed find
check for professional services rem.
dered by you to my late uncle. ]
thank you for your zeal In the matter
and shall not fail to recommend you
to all my other wealthy relatives"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Washing Wooden Stockings.

To wash wooden stockings SO that
they will not shrink is quite easy
First shred some yellow soap into a
small tin saucepan. Cover 1t with
cold water and let all boil slowly ON
the stove till jelly. Take some tepid
water. and with the boiled soap make
a good lather. Wash the stockings
in this. rubbing we'll and using no
other soap. Rinse in tepid clear water.
wiring out, and set in tie air to dry
quickly.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
OVERRIDING.

You overeat II your food Is not
honestly earned. You oversleep II the
mortgage is awake and growing. You
overtalk II you have time to waste on
gossip You overwork If you NEEDLE
with the affairs Of other people
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Ace Of ArtjNclallty.

Paper bricks are used In Berlin for
paving; many telegraph poles are now
made OF rolled sheets OF paper; paper
collins are used In some places. Some
straw ta's. into which enters not an
atom e straw, consist OF narrow pa
POI strils dyed yellow; artificial
ages can be made of paper pulp.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Struck Younoster as Funny.

1t was his first day at school. They
sang MARY Had Little Lamb"
When he came home he told his moth
er they sang about Mary's lamb. and
that the lamb had "fieas as white as
snow" Wasn't 1t funny, mamma, to
81. about feas?'
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Not Evan Saint Patrick

Angry Scot - Look here. Mr.
O'Brien! I've the vera gre, re
spect for yer country, but we mauna
forget this: Ye can sit on a rose, and
We can sit on shamrock, but. o man,
We Gamma sit on thistle.--The Sketch.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Progress and Humor.

Good humor is decidedly a comfort.
able thing. both to have and to meet
with, but for all that 1t were sorry
day for human progress II everybody
should be good.humored all the time.
Puck.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Accounting for IL,

Its bad enough for you to come
nome intoxicated" said Mrs. Lusch.
nan, but why so late?"
well, you shee, m dear, my frieu's
'oolishly silent me home by mesheu-
ger boy. philadelphia Ledger.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Horse Baths In Mexico.

In Guadalajara. Mexico. there are
public horse baths. where the animals
thoroughly enjoy. swimming after the
days heat and dust. After the bath
the horses are given thorough scrub
bling and rundown in the shallow,
shady part Of the pool.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Most dis6guring skin eruptions,

Most disfguring skin eruptions,
scrofula, pimples, raches, etc., are
due to impure blood. Burdock
Blood Bitters is a cleansing blood
tonic. Makes you clear-eyed
clear-brained, clear-skinned.
Itching piles provoke profanity
but profanity won't cure them
Doan's Ointment cures itching
bleeding or protruding piles after
years of suffering. At any drug
store.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Mexlco's "peath Column"

In the rcius OF Militia. Mexico. is the
Death Column. The Indians say they
can tell the number OF years a person
will live by the number of spans be-
tween his finger tips when he EN-.
braces the column.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Japan's Mineral Productions.

On the list OF the worlds mineral
productions Japan ranks fifth in ito
production of sulphur. third in anti.
mony, fourth in copper, sixth in pc.
tToleum, and eighth In coal.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
strstshina Llaht Shoes.

Fill the shoes with old cloths as
tight as you can pack them in as soon
as taken of Of the feet, anc wet shoes
we'll with a wet cloth. Do this two or
three times. and your shoes will
stretch as well rs II seLr H. 80
str etched.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Proof Of Superior Intelligence.

Two citizens of the state Of Wash.
ington had prize fight over a girl.
Then she rejected them both Moss.
backs still talk of the inferiority Of
woman's Internationally Eagle.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31

Urole Allen Discovers Great Truth.
1T isn't hard to understand why
some jokes tickle" spoke up Uncle
Allen Sparks. ITS because of their
whiskers."
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31

Whaling In South Atlantic.
Whaling is growing industry in the
south Atlantic, centering around the
Falkland islands.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Korean Gold Mines OPENED.

The Korean government has decided
TO grant the right to work gold mines
to citizens of England. Germany,
France, the United States and Italy.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31

Vast Output Of Quill Toothpicks.
A toothpick factory near Paris turns
out 20,000,000 quilts annually. 1t is the
largest plant of the kind in the world.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
NOTICE TO CREDITORS

Estate Of Jefferson d. Jamison. deceased.
Creditors will present claims with voucher
20 the undermined q her residence In Lewis
ton. In the county Of Cache and state OF Utah
on or before the sth day OF December. A. d
1901. Aa 4 Ag
Date Of arss publication July %. A. D. 1907.
NANCY L. JAMIsoK.
Administrator Of the said Estate.
J. 2. STEWART IN. Attorney.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
Rural PecuIjarltJes,

Il hear you have beautiful country
home this summer"
Eyes, we have selected fue hill
site In the valley
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-07-31
High Finance,

There is always room ne the top
IL you can push the other fellow off
.ife.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
CeIestine Cuttings

Joseph Schulg, and family
spent Sunday evening at st An
thony.
Fred Seng of East St Louis,
H.. is visiting his mother near
Celestine.
Joseph Kordes and wife. OF
Hnntingburg spent Sunday with
The latters parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
Egid Schnaase
Tom Striegel and sister, Miss
Lena, spent Friday at Schnell-
vile.
Ben Schulz and wife spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Jacob
Schnell.
Miss Katie Schnell returned
from Louisville Friday and Geo.
is all smiles,
Mrs. John Seng and children
and the Misses Jennie Vergolles,
Kalie schnause, Lizzie Schneider
and Lonise Striegel were the
pleasant guests of Miss Carrie
5 ng Sunday evening
Miss Rosie Schnell returned
home from Louisville Sunday.
Peter Egloff of Jasper was
v;sitinO relatives here Sunday.
MOLI.IE.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
STATE RAILROAD REGULA-

Last week the United States
supreme court that decided that
the North Carolina railroad COM
MISSION has power to compel one
railroad TO make connection with
another railroad at a town in
tha state The particlar point de-
cided in the case is that asate,
through its railroad commission,
has power to" order a carrier to
furnish a facility which it is a
part of its general duty to furnl-
for the public service " A was
lhineton dispatch says that is the
prevailing opinion in that city
among well-informed Awyers'
THAT under the decision there is
practiclly no limi to the power
which any state railroad commits
sion may exercise in the regula-
ton of railroads. 1t means, these
LAWYERS say, that state commi-
soon maynot only fix rates,re.
lgulate theequipment -yhicha road
shall have, but control absolutely,
If il desires to do it, the running
of trains. That is to say, it may
fix the number of passenger
trains which a road shall run anc
may. if it so desires, make tho
time-cards "
So it seems that the supreme
court is not afraid of Mr., Bever
idge's Calhoun states rights
doggy and that it IS not yet read.
to join Roosevelt and Root y
Iobliterating state lines. w
see nothing for Bevaidge Z
to except to fall back on his in
stitutional" government, what
lever that may be.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
Relief From Rheumatic Pains.

II suffered with rheumatism for over
two years, sayS Mr.. ROLAND Curry. a
patrolman. of Key West, Fla- "Soms- :
times Il setfl a IN nv knees and lame'i
me ~ | could hardly walk. at otht :
times il wonld be IA ny feet and hands
sn I was incapacitsiet for duty. One
night xhe1 | We in severe pain AM
lame from il my wife went 10 the drug
store here and came back with bottle
OF Chamberlain's pain balm vas
rubbe with Il and found the pain had
nearly gone daring the Eight. kept on
using /; for little more than weeks
and found that il drove the rheumatism
away. have not hsd any tronble from
that disease for over three months.
For sale BY Martin Friedman.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
RoBISsON-PerTeT CO.. lac. Louisville

DEG Saturday May Attn. 1907.
Magdalei a SIeicher. age 50
years. For the past few years
she made her home with her son
Frank Striecher. a prominent
farmer OF Bainbride township at
whose house she died Burial
took place at St. Joseph's cement
cry Monday morning. May she
rest in piece.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
vAluABIE PERSECUTION FREki

Used by a celebrated Il, rmsu Special
Il in hi. practice Tor 80 years IN lhe
treatment If all Stomach and Bowel
troubles, Dyspepsia Constipation and
Piles; in fact, all Liver Diseases. Many
wonderful cures effected. Can be filled by
your local druggist. Write at once, send
no money. Box So. Evansville, Ind.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
SORE NIPPLES.

Any mother who has had experience
with this distressing ailment will be
pleased 70 know that cure may be eff
tected by applying Chamberlain's salve
as soon as the child 10 done nursing.
Wire IL OF with a soft cloth before al
lowing the b be TO nurss. Many trained
nurses use this salve Sith best results.
For sale by Martin Friedman.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
WEDDING DANCE.

At the Jasper Opera House
Tue sday May IA, 1907, in honor
u the marriage of Mr.. Frank
Brosemer and Miss Lizzie Ferri
bach Music by the Star Orch
Everybody invited.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10

Mrs. Geo johnson and Mrs
John Neuchafer attended the fun
eral of Uncle Samuel Wineinger
at Ireland Tuesday.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10

Make q weak solution Of soap
and warm water. Rub plenty OF
soft soap into the leather and let
il soak for two hours, then rub i
till quite clean. Afterward rinse
IT well IN a weak solution OF warm
water. soda and yellow soap. After
rinsing wiring it well In rough
towel, dry quickly and pull about
till quite soft Il will then be bet
ter than most new feathers.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10

ss-Born to E A Summers and
wife Monday night big bounc-
ing baby boy. Mother and child
are doing well and child are doing
well and all is still abs to say
Next "
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10

Try Yucatsn Chill Tonic. sure cure
for Colds, LaGrippe and Rheumans D
will cure you; acceptable 10 the most
delicate person, results are positive and
You fee better after taking one dose
Guaranteed under tn PA Food ar q
Drugs act. Price soc. For sale by Flick
* Pfau.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10

]. J Mann az For wee. Ark. writf
lei Carl-te-its German Liver in~deT
f.,r fn..ar-. rnred mv wife ~ female
~ a.. Haven Z hal d-ctOr Tor .
v,.srS fsrrne lv ua-daO doc or bills
v...r Aouit not L. wifh0utit. Worth
- weight IL gold. Gnaranieeri under
Ire Pure Food ami Drugs art Pnce &c
Sold bv Flick < Plan.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
a Peter 81

ns Peter Streicher of l. Uis-
VILE Geo. Sheicher of New Albany
and Mr. and Mrs. Gnatz Habig of
If Louisville attended the fun
.ral of Mrs. Sheicher here Mon
lay
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
Garden Seeds 2 packages DC
at Z. J. kuebler's.

For stomach troubles, billi Jusness and
constipation irT Clamberlain' stomach
ami Liver tablets Many remarkable
cnres have been effected 10y them.
Price, - cents SAmp &c five. k0r
sale " Martin Friedman.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
Care for csa,lipatioa saI PILES Di,csvsrss.
AtList.

CArlsteit German Liver Powder; re
move. the cause and cures every case
Never a failure reported. Try ~.
Guaranteed 10 cure Guaranteed under
'ie Pure Food and Drugs act. r'rIce &C
; ID by Flick a Pau.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
CONPLETE CU2E

Can chilli be completely cured? Yes
No prescription ever Effected me NOR
than Temporary suppression Of the
"a d.. Wa told 20 try your Hughe-
Tonic: one bottle made a complete cure
sid hy druggists jlc an q 90 bottle .
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
A SURE CURE roR MALARIA

Try Yucaian Chill Tonic, superior to
all, acceptst lie 10 the most delicate per
son One bottle will work wonders
Guaranteed under the Pure Food and
Drugs Act Price Soc Sold by Flick 4
Pfau.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10

IEM Mr. Conrad Seitz made
flying trip to Haysyille last Sum
day. with his young Cobbel on a
roInl of business.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-10
FOR cHlIIs. FIvER AND MALARIA.

Try fuestan Chill Tonic; 1t cures TO
stay cured Insist on having il. Get the
genuine. Guaranteed under the Pure
{, OIL and ID ugs Act. Price soc. Sold
by Flick & Pfau.