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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08
Jewel
Gasoline Stoves
New London News

NEW LONDON, May Peter
Hakanson and wife, former New
Londonites but late of Estevan,
Canada, arrived here last Saturday
for a few days visit. Mr.. Hakan-.
sons health has been poor of late,
and it is their intention to. go to
Colorado to seek change in eli
mate for the benefit of his health.
The Great Northern is putting
on a greater force in the gravel pit
here than usual. There are now
about rs teams and between SO and
IS men at work. They will pro-
coed to open up the new pit, re-
Gently purchased, and it is rumored
that they intend putting in one
steam shovel there, while one will
finish up the old pit, which is be-
ing ''stripped' and put in order
now. John Wright has taken the
contract of grubbing the new land
bought by the company and will
use his threshing engine for a
stump or grubbing machine.
A pretty social event took place
at the farm residence Of Johannes
Halvorson of Lake Andrew last Sun
day, when Mr.. and Mrs. Halvorson
celebrated their twenty fifth ami
versary of their welded life. A
large number Of guests were in
vited to partake of a bounteous
wedding dinner. Among the out
side guests present were Mr.. and.
Mrs. Halvorson's two daughters,
Mrs. Ole Rustad and Miss Alma,
both of Willmar and Hon. and Mrs.
C. M. Reese of Minneapolis.
Anton Gerde of Norway Lake left
from this point last Monday to look
over the White Earth reservation
for homestead.
Walter billy is now sole owner
of the city dray line, having bought
out Ole Strand. The draying in
New London has of late been some
what overdone, there being three
drays and work for only one. The
consideration for the right, includ-
ing one new wagon, was SIS.
The ''Sorosis' society met at the
Interlachen at Green Lake last Fri
day evening.
|. O. Ringness is the busiest man
in town, looking after things SO
that the gravel pit gang gets three
meals a day, and is also general
agent for the Jewell Nursery Co.
of Lake City, which requires q
lot of attention and talk. He still
gets a little time to talk on politics
and general events of the day.
Nettie Olson came up from Will
mar and went out to Burbank to
visit over Sunday.
Those who attended the confirma-
tion services at Grow River church
from here last Sunday were Mr..
and Mrs. Anton Jacobson, Mr.. and
Mrs. P. O. Iverson and sons, Paul
and Edward, Mr.. and Mrs. Peter
Jacobson, Ingvald Evenson and the
Misses Christine and 1ngeborg Lar
son. There were 25 candidates for
confirmation, Is girls and Z boys.
Walter Christensen and wife have
moved into the house recently va
Gated by Editor and Mrs. Covell.
The latter have moved into the Ost-
lund & Peterson dwelling.
M. U. Geer is again a business
man in our burg, having opened
up a confectionery establishment in
the G. E. Negaard drug store.
johnson & Peterson shipped stock
last Monday.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

The city council held special
meeting last Friday evening to con-
firm the. mayors appointment Ct
Emanuel Christensen as night po-
liceman.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

The Metropolitan barber shop,
Bank of Willmar building, B. T.
Otos, proprietor, is the shop to get
shave, hair cut or bath. .. 22f
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

Extraordinary effects are produced
by the accumulation of small impulses
Gallei set heavy pendulum in mo-
ton by the we'll timed puffs Of his
breath. Ellicot set one clock going by
the ticks of another, even when the
two clocks were separated by WALL
John Tyndall.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08
The Danube.

The Danube is not the largest nor Is
it the longest river in the world. but
its beautiful blue waters flow through
countries in which fifty-two languages
and dialects are spoken. Its total
length is 1875 miles, and the Danube
basin covers an area of 100000 square
miles. 1t bears upon its current four
fifths Of all the commerce of eastern
EurODe.-New York Press
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

r. Old gold and silver taken in ex.
change on any goods in our store.
D. Elmquist. = .: I g.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

New assortment of Silver Sou
yenir Spoons just received at Elm
quist's JeWelry Store, Benson ave. 4
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08
Marriage Licenses Issued.

May 3-Gust L. Moe and Emma
Mostue.
May. 4-Joseph B. Nelson and
Mary Kristina Susanna Larson.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

Canada possesses no general register
with recognized standard of qualiti-
cation for the medical profession. Each
province possesses the right to estab-
fish it's own licensing authority, and
medical men qualified and registered
in one province are not allowed to
practice in an adjoining province
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

Can save you the middleman' S
profit. Just received direct from
the manufacturers a fine assert
ment Of Ladies' and Gents Gold
Rings. At Elmquist's Jewelry
Store. |
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08

s Dr.. c. E. Gerretson, dentist.
Office in Inevitable block, Willmar.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08
Willnar Markets

Corrected May 1907.
t'rlces on creamery butter, -four, BRAN shorts
md apples are dealers selling prices, all other
IRE prices maid to producers
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08
L. Z. THOMPSON,
The Green Lake Citizen Who Gets
$500 from State of Minnesota
as Damages for Disability.
To Determine Casters Date,

Easter, the Christian festival COM
memorating and celebrating the resur-
rection of Christ, is the first Sunday
after the first full moon that occurs
after the 21st of March, the time of
the vernal equinox, called the paschal
full moon. Easter thus always occurs
between March % and April 25 and is
regarded as the great movable feast Of
the Christian church.-Standard Die
tionary.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1907-05-08
Bids Wanted for the Furnishing of
all Materials and for the Con-
StruCtiOn Of Water Main.

Sealed bids will be received by the City
Com Gil of the City OF W.llmar up t O 8 O'Clock
p. m. NJ az 81, 9O7. for the furnishing Of all
materials and labor for the construc ion and
laying of water main FROM intersection of
6th Sire and Trt.tt Avrnne to the intersec
ton of 9th Street and Kandiyohi Avenue,
thcuce to The inters ctiun Of kandiyohi Ave
nue. and 9Th Street and tn. nee south for a
distance u two blocks, and also tor. the fur
nishing and Ia ying of two fire MIGRANTS, CEN
necteds by such W alter main, as shown by
specifications. sSr - &	E.y +.
SpS citica,i.,ns wing The size of the water
mains to be laid and the manner in which
the same shall be laid are on file in the Office
of the City Gle X. }AEzzszs4z.ks B &z5 s3s2
a Ger tined check Of 5000, payable to the
City Treasurer of the City of 5Willmar must
accompany each bid which viii be forfeited
to the City in case bid is accepted and the
bidder fails to enter into a contrast. ss[1E 81
All bids must be scaled and addressed to
the g ii Clerk and endorsed Bids for Water
Mains. =,
The Council reserves the right to reject any
or all bids.
Dated Wi;lmar, N inn--,,-- AZ g 1907.
IS ~ ii, Gunderson.
sstsfsS City Clerk.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06
Groton Independent: H. H.

Groton Independent: H. H.
Heath, editor of the Artesian
Com monwealth. has this to say
Of Senator Kittridge's Panama
Canal speech. mo one claims
that the senator is an orator,
but we all know that he can put
up a forceful convincing talk.
We listened to him over two
hours Monday night and would
have been glad to have listened
another hour" Mr., Heath is a
strong Crawford supporter, and
it is a commendable thing that
he thus treats the senator dec
emily. Commemorate because so
many of US r always unfair
in our treatment of those with
whom we do not agree il all
things,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06

The announcement of Eben
W. Martin as candidate for con-
gress is published in the daily
papers this week. An immense
petition of the republican friends
Of Mr.. Martin in the Black Hills
country was sent to him to bring
him into the field, among the
signers being many former in.
surgents. In response to this
petition Mr.. Martin takes the o.
portunity to clearly set forth his
position on national questions
and declares for the renomina-
ton of President Roosevelt if the
president can be induced to &C
cept another ter m, and for the
nomination of Sec. Taft if the
president refuses to run. Mr..
Martins declaration has the
clear, strsng tone Of an honest
man running through it. We
are unable to print it this week,
owing to the approach of publ
cation day. but shall do so next
week.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06
From Strandburg

We are still alive, tho it's quite
a while since the Advance read
ers heard anything from our
burg.
j. o Nelson is all smiles all on
account of the arrival of a brand
new stalwart boy. He is treat.
ing his customers to the cigars.
The auditor of the lumber
company has been here taking
inventory of stock.
The new cornet baud meets
every Wednesday, and MI. Mil
Ter from Howard Lake, is in
structor. The band has 26 mem
bers, and we hope the commun-
ity will appreciate the efforts of
the boys. The band will have
troubles of it's own. Don't try
to make additional ones for the
boys out of matters not worth
mentioning.
Emil Johnson, who has been
under treatment for catarrh at
Madison, Mimi, came home
Monday, and he says he is great
ly improved.
L. g. Sundin left for Madison,
Mimi, Monday, to undergo an
operation for appendicitis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gust Berg left
for Watertown last Monday,
where Mrs Berg is beng treat.
ed for her eyes.
The grain market is improv.
ing each day. Barley is now
worth rs cents and oats 40 cents.
Albert Lindahlh has commenced
teaching school in the west
school house of Strandbure dist.
We always feel proud whensome
of our own boys and girls are
able to take q lead in educational
matters, and we expect to see
the school make good progress.
Prof. Raberge has q crowded
school room, and it is certain
the school work will be q sue.
cess with such an instructor.
We regret we we're unable to at
tend the recent entertainment
iD Stockholm. as it is always in
teresting to listen to Miss Carl.
SON. classes.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06
SOUTH DAKOTA, DEC. 8. 1907.

We have received q copy OF the
Pierre Daily Revival News. civ
ing an account OF a revival meet
ing held in the capital city by
Evangelist Johnson and wife.
The account seems to indicate
that good and substantial work
70 being done.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06
SCHOOL DOINGS
AS SEEN, HEARD n REPOkTED BY
LONE OF T E c II"

AS SEEN, HEARD AND REPOkTED BY
80 Z OF T H E b II"
Crowded out last week.
Miss Rose Peschong visited at the
high school Wednesday.
OF ~fre-eaters we've read a lot,
Snake-eaters by the score
Once In a while of glass eaters
But camphor drinkers-never be-
fore.
The attendance at the high school
has been.very irregular of late. And
so we refrain from publishing the
names of those on the sick list, the
writer has not received his rubber
stamp yet.
Miss Florence Reeve and Kate
Let's favored the high school Monday
morning with a vocal duet. The 5oph-
omore orchestra Tuesday morning an
while we are speaking of the orchestra
allow me to compliment and cougratu-
late the boys who belong to this trio.
And just so conceit does not take the
place OF modesty. you are all right,
and you always will be.
The reporter has been the subject of
considerable harsh criticism during
the week. and it is to be regretted that
the basket ball team did o accept
the criticism as it was written. Being
termed a ~''knocker" causes the report
err to be real modest in what he says
just now, but between you and me and
the blue pencil, | meant every word of
it..
The foot ball boys met defeat Satur-
day, when they lined against the Web
ster high school eleven. And though
the score was a little one sided, still
our boys did all the, could to defeat
their opponents, who by the way, out
weighed our team considerably, and
no q could do more. There wasn't
a weakened man in u bunch, and
they certainly opened the season with
all kinds of griffin spite of heavier
opponents. The was q to 0.
The editor of this column is desirous
of reorganizing the high school
dramatic club, n again taking up
the dramatic work. Last year we
organized, studied hard on a play for
three months-and in the end had to
give it up. This year, tho lacking
considerable in talent, Mr.. Sutcliffe,
one of our strongest comedians, and
Mr.. Watson, our bad man. both be-
ing in distant cities attending school.
However, we have a greater number
to select from this v ear. und all who
are interested should attend the meet
ing which Prof, Clark will announce
after thanksgiving.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06

GOVERNOR CRAWFORD may be
rather long on reform, but it
looks peculiar to say the least to
see the governor charging the
state for his board at Pierre.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06
LOCAL OVERFLOW

G. r.. Mewiug, who was at one
time resident of Big Stone, where
he was in partnership with Da-
vid Post in the hardware bust
died last week in Seattle.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1907-12-06
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
Omc1al Proceedings Of BOarC
Of. County Commissioners

Milbank, s. OAK, Nov. II, 1907.
Board of county commissioners met
on shove date pursuant to adjourn
unent Of November 8, 1907, with ell MEM
bars present.
The following bills we're audited
and allowed and warrants ordered
drawn for the same:
"a. Croal, sewer tai 90 IS
pavld Mulkerson. witness fees and mil.
ago In case Of Great Northern Rail-
road appeal from county commission
ssii S:iS..s: sisss:: ana aii.s.ia
cass Of Crest Northern railroad APP
peal from county commissioner
osaef . :na mia: "
In case Of Great Northern railroad APP
peal from county commissioners
Lev. U.S. ssaa.c.;, rent Of house occupied
" Mrs.. Chitds and family........ II IS
n. a. DslOerg witEess fees and milage
In cas- Of Great Northern railroad
appeal from county commissioners
j. E.iaeoid witness fees .na m,i.ge in
case u state W. C.. D. Fsirchiid -. 10
Chas D. Trspp, witness fees and milsge
In Case VI state W q. D. Fairchild... 10
John Hedmsn. witness fees and milage
h case VI Great Northern railroad
appeal from county c0mmissioner
81 49, IL. .,;ne:: fee. and mil.ee in
case Vt State " G.. y. FairchiId -. 2 10
J. u. CgOAl, WttAess teee aud image In
ease OF State " .. o. Fsirc lid ...... 10
4. 4. Smedlsy, witncs- feee and milage
In Case OF State 70. G.. d. Fairchlld.. l 10
Jamee PetereDn, witnese fees aud mil
ags u case Of state W G.. D.fairchild 2 10
1oAn ericks0n, wltness fees and mir
- "a caes Of Great Northern appeal
from connsy c.,mm sslOnefs order -. 3 80
3alfuo FUnpur, witness fees and milage
q caeo Of Great Nurthern railroad APP
Deel from county commissioners
~ aixm r,wii..es, Zee. and mii.se
u case OF Stale " u. D FAi.ch,ld.... 2 %
Jolins fenn-r. O.ntv csmmi-si 'ner
tss.oa draiangs ditch %. -. 10 60
1oAn 1ricks0n, viewing. ml!Axe aud &c
eopting Vernon drAinxge ditch No. l. 4 40
EAae. 81tcltlA, w.sness tees end mtlage
49, ct State 70 G. D. airchiid and
=. ni..sr ia..,c. of n. n.sce t..s ~
$50 cfS.sts " G p. FA'rchild and
n ss sSa -. xu;.s.: ie.. aud nii.,. " 70
n Co., u Grs,t Nortneru railroad sp-
81 from G .ltlty comm.ss,Ouer order 2 20
msllsr Rr.- = Kossr, ahrsdding corn on
& = ....r. viewing and .ccsp.;n.
Vsfns . drain .ge ditch M. L.. ..... 8 10
c.. = .Satsrs,. w,tasss fees ard
mileage IN Case vt State " SOD. Fair
|. B. sas.:iaa:d. w;ia..s i.s. and n,i.ss
a cAse ~ State W =. D.. Fairchild 10
- q ss..s = 8. % 8 F .aa iiti'..s.. 80
q Martin. witness fees and milsRs IL
M.1. Ntxon ,stampe received g ,ees in
csgislee 81 decide 0nace.... 2 20
-. bsFknee, county commissioners
pee diem and milAge and inveet,gat-
SEA- ssici.oa. .-r;es = County com.
Jsssss ssansi. :sivic. !: county com. =
|. \. sssssad : .anty iis... coar, scrip as q
~ !. 1srrsy. cssh savsncsd for rsii.
~ fass ~ HOT Spfiags for VIM
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-09
PERSONAL

w. Burns McGregor, formerly o.
the Palace Furniture Company in
this city, but now at the head of q
big furniture store in Parkersbure
was a business visitor in the city
Wednesday.
Editor W. c. Morrison. Of the
Telegram, was in Parkersburg Wed
nesday attending federal court.
Mrs. John Parrill has returned
from visit of several weeks dura.
ton with relatives and friends IN
Warren and Titusville, Pa.
Rev. Charles Lippincott. of Flint
Mich, is a city visitor looking after
his interests here and visiting rela,
tives and friends.
Miss Grace Rose, trained nurse al
the Kessler hospital, has gone to
Wallace to take care of typhoid
fever patient being treated by Dr.
Holden.
Jonn w. Davis Is attending fed
eral court at Parkersburg.
John Basel is in Parkersburg at.
tending federal court.
Mrs. H. j. Connolly and Mrs. Geo
shriver, of Parkersburg. are spend.
ing a few days with friends in sa.
lem and Parkersburg.
Melvin C. sperry is In Parkers.
burg attending federal court.
G. ]. Thompson has returned
home from a brief visit to relatives
and friends in Parkersburg.
Mrs. George Poffenberger. OF
Charleston, was a visitor in the city
Tuesday on her way home from Fair.
mont. J.
J. N. shackelfOrd, of eicnville. is
visitor in the city.
Alvin D. Basel. the prominent
cattle man of Lost Creek. was a
visitor in the city Wednesday.
]. F. Dye went to Washington
Tuesday evening on business mis-
sion.
j. NJ. coftman went to Beltngton
Wednesday morning to look after
some business matters.
Matt Murray. of Sharon, Pa, is
here on visit to his brother, George
A. Murray. Matt holds a respon-
sible position with the Sharon boiler
works.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-09
GOING TO CALIFORNIA.
Party of Five From Hep1ibnh WIN
Make a Trip to Los Angeles.

4. w. Allen. excursion agent OF
the Baltimore & Ohio railroad was
in the city on official business We'd
nesday. While on his visit here he
will go to Hepzibah and make ar
rangements with William #. and NJ
]. Ribblett, of that place, for artrir
they are to make to Los Angeles
CAL, in the near future. Three
others will go with the RtbbIetts or
the trip.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-09
Real
Estate
For
Sale


Some Of the bargains we would
advise our customers to pick up
quickly. There is not day but
what We are selling both inside and
outside property, not only to people
IN the city but outside.
We have two lots on Oak street
near Jackson, 5Ox100 feet. price of
one $1,000, the other 5000.
Two story frame, slate roof
houses. four rooms with bath, on
bath, both finished throughout in
hardwood, good cellar. heavy stone
foundations, macadamized walk in
front Of buildings. as well as up to
them, situated on East pike street
near Park avenue. Price $1,000
terms, one-third down, balance in
one and two years.
Two story frame slate roof
housesf four rooms with bath, on
lots 50x1OO feet, price $500 each.
Rents for $40 per month; 10 per
cent investment.
Five lots on Mechanic, near Sec
ond. 50x115, price $4,000 each.
Five lots in Jarvis addition, size
32x72 feet. price $3.50 each.
Vacant lot on Philippi Pike near
where street car turns to go to Gras-
selli, 5Ox11o feet, price 5000.
Two 2 story frame slate roof
houses. water. bath and all inn
provements. on lots 74hx7O feet,
price $3.50 each, rents for s1s per
month. each.
Vacant lot, Carr avenue. 5ox7o
feet, price $500. One of the best
residence sections in the city.
Vacant lot on Clay street, corner
Clay and Robinson lane, corner lot,
Ssx125 feet. price $4,000.
One story brick and frame house
three rooms. corner Mechanic and
Water STREETS. on lot $71kx75 feet.
Price $1,000.
Four room cottage on Monticello
avenue. lot S0x6o feet, price $1,000.
We have Just a few lots left on
Kelley Hill. Price $500 each.
$50 down, balance one. two and
three years will purchase one of
these lots. Look at. the improve
tnents in that section and decide for
yourself as to whether you cannot
make so per cent in one year on In
vestment.
One two story double brick slate
roof house. on large lot. West Main
street, price $4,000, rented s65
month.
Two story frame house, large lot,
good location, Main street, price
5000.
Have house to rent Hornor ave-
nue.. 2 story frame. slate roof, I'm
ed In oak. lot 40x151 feet, bath and
msdern couveniences, rents for s1s
per month.
For rent, two story frame slate
rooted dwelling, situate Jarvis addi-
ton. rents for $50 per month.
One story frame. three room cot
tage. Alta Vista addition. rents SO
per month.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-09
RAFFLEs is in town.
OBITUARY.
Communicated |

Martha lane Barth. Youngest
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs, William
Barth, was born near Redkey, Ind,
July %. 1901, departed this life at
their home in Adamstou, W. va.
Jan g. 1907, age years months
and Is days. A sorrowiug father
and mother, three brothers and one
sister are left to mourn, though not
without hope. Thus early in life
has been called away loving and
obedient child. The remains were
followed to their last resting place
by large and sorrowing number of
relatives and friends.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-09
CARD OF THANKs.

We desire to thank our many
friends and the A. W. C. W. Of A.
who SO nobly assisted us IN the last
hours of our bereavement 10 the loss
OF our beloved daughter. The many
cheering expressions and words Of
coincidence were highly appreciated
and win ever be held in pleasing TO
membranes.
MR.. and MRS. WILLIAM BARTH.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-01-09
!. and WAS. WILLIAM BARTH.

RAFFLEs parties are the latest!
Particulars at Pike News Co.
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1907-08-23
HOIEYSKIDNEYCUgF
asaaxes seIdnsys and afsdaer RIaka
Additional Local.

The Oregon Trust and Savings Bank
of Portland closed its doors to the public,
Thursday morning. According to Port.
land papers the embarrassment wzs due
to inability of the bank to get ready
money ID tide over brief crisis. 1t ia
also stateo that depositors will probably
get all or nearly all their deposits, in the
course OF time. All OF the members of
the bank are said to be honsst, honorable
men and the trouble il due wholly to
poor judgment. Many Corvallis people
had small amounts in the bank and one
Corvallis party. it is reported, lost 5000.
Many of the local depositors were cnil-
dren.
The Oregon Agricultural College opens
September 9th instruction begins
October 1st, Ths ege this year offers
Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Benton County, Or.) 1900-1909, 1907-08-23
Carter Has Another Disaster.

What might have been a seri-
Gus affair happened at the store of
u. A. Carter at Wells, Friday
afternoon. He had been at work
II side room testing eggs and in
the meantime customer came in.
Mr.. Carter left his work and
went into the general store to
wait on the patroa leaving the
lamp burning in the tester. From
some cause the lamp exploded.
setting fire to the adjoining build
ing and by the time they could
reach the room a blaze was going
toward the ceiling;b Mr.. Car,
ter with help, managed to check
the fire and subdue it entirely
without much damage to the
bu,lding.-Herald.
This reminds us of the time,
about six years ago, when Mr..
Carter was filling a small can
with coal oil from a barrel. A
redheaded, cross-eyed widow
came in the store and Mr.. Carter,
who is noted tor gallantry to-
ward the fair sex, rushed out oi
the wareroom to wait on the
gentle one. When he remem-
b-red the coal oil the barrel was
empty, but the dust on the ware.
house floor was throughly ''laid"
| It is hoped Mr.. Carter's thirc
stunt along this line will MOI
prove fatal. Eh, Johnny?