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The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01
When Pat Laughed Last.

When Pat Laughed Last.
Two Englishmen on Il visit to Ireland
hired boat for the purpose Of having
a sail.
One. thinking he would have Il JOKE
ut Pats expense. asked him If lie knew
anything about astrology
BE jabers. no." said Pat
"Then that's the best part of your life
Just lost"
The second Englishman then asked
Pat If he knew anything about the
ology.
BE jabers. no.
"Well, | must say that's the very
best part of your life lost"
A few minutes later sudden squall
arose. and the boat capsized. Pat be-
gan to swim. The Britons. however,
could not swim. and both called loudly
to Pat to help them.
do you know anything about swim
olOgy:" asked Pat.
NO" answered both.
well. be jabers, then both of your
lives is lost.'
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01
Sugar Beets:

Those on the inside who have been
conducting the negotiations with q
view of the location here of beet
sugar factory, report that certain
Northern railroad have given assur-
ances that they will put in snch q
factory a. soon as the lands unlsr
the governments Okanogan Irrisa.
ton project hare been supplied With
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01

The Ladies Aid Society of the
Presbyterian church will meet at the
home OF Mrs Leroy Wright, 232 We
Wenatchee Avenue North, tomorrow
afternoon at 2:30. The women of
the church will BIZ glad to eet the
ladies who have recei .ly come to
our community. A delightful social
hour win follow the business meet
ing.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01
Masons, Attention!

A special meeting of Chapt,.. NJ.
%, F. & A. NJ, will be held in this
city Thursday night, in Masonic Hail.
All members are urged to be prese It
TO transact important lodge business.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01

Inc apples are ii the box
ana the money is in your pock-
ct. Put the money in the
savings department OF the Co.
lumbia Valley Bank and ler
it earn something. You have
worked for the money, now lie.
the money work for you.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01

Lets so to the Candy Kitchen,
is a remark frequently heard. They
keep the finest line OF candy; SO pure,
nothing but the best material used.
We positively refuse to han lie in
ferior goods. Quality and Quantity
is our motto.
G. F.. Eggiman- Prop.
Opposite Postoface.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01
SCHEDULE

Steamer leaves Wenatchee for
Bridgeport Monday. Wednesday and
Friday mornings. Returning leaves
Bridgeport same night.
Ask for special folders regarding
Okanogan irrigation project and
Lake Chelan district.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01
forbidden Fruit 10 Sweet.

Rev. Madison c. Peters, the New
York clergyman, told this story to a
group of young men: 81 was strolling
one me spring morning in beautiful
park when l said to one of the guards,
Look here. why do you have Keep
of the grass" signs all over the park
You don't seem to enforce the rule
NO. SIR said the guard. The object
Of the sign is to cause the people to
more thoroughly enjoy being on the
grass"
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01

+. d. Martin, Of Ln,.at, is in the
city today.
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-10-01
PASSES US A
NEAT BOUQUET

Continued from Page One.)
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06

Local Agents, 6isbee Plumbing Co, Bisbee Imp. CO, BId., Opp. Depot.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
TICKETS PLEAD GUILTY; ARE
 JAILED
Shortly After Arrival In District Commence Work Which Is Cut Short-Anived From Arkansas on Thursday

Within a short time after they ar rived in the district Wm Shepherd supposedly a member of the Western Federation of Miners, and Joseph Zu- pon. belonging to the same organi- zation, were placed under arrest on the charge of assembling for an un- lawful purpose and when they ap- peared before Justice Hogan pleaded guilty to the charge They were sen tnced to pay a fine of S25 or serve one day in jail for each dollar of the fine, and the elected to take the latter.
 When the afternoon train pulled in yesterday Charles W. McKean, ap- peared before Judge Hogan and swore to complaint charging the men with having wilfully and unlawfully viOlat- ed the law in regard to deterring men from going to work. Joe Doe war rants were issued and within a short time the men were placed under ar rest.
 About , o'clock they were brought into court and gave their names as Wm. Shepherd and Joseph Zupon, saying further that they had arrived in the city from Arkansas on Thurs day and were here for the purpose of visiting friends.
 The complaints were read to them, and both of the men pleaded guilty to the charge. The court then assess ed their fines at S25 each. Zupon had S26.20 and Shepherd had S9.20 when they were arrested. The former negotiated for a while on the point of paying the fine on the suggestion of his partner, but could not make up his mind so he was remanded to the custody of the jailer
 This is the first case of this char acter that has come up in Bisbee, and is exactly the same charge on which the other members of the West, eTn Federation who were arrested a short time ago will be tried in Lowell.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
QUEEN SABES TQ BE \ GREAT
 CARD
Entire Delegation Will Be Garb- ed In Mexican Attire-Ex- CurSion Leaves BiSbee On Wednesday, July 10,

As the time draws near for the de parture of the big Elks' excursion to the East, great interest prevails in the various details connected with the i trip. Besides the large contingent of local Elks who will take the trip, oth- CTS from all portions of the Territory have signified their intention of jour neying east with the Quien Sabe Club to take part in the monster celebration 1 in the City of Brotherly Love. During the past few days some con- fusion seems to have arisen as to the date on which the excursion will leave Bisbee- When seen yesterday by a Review reporter and asked concern | ing the matter, General Agent Garnet King of the Fl Paso & Southwestern stated that that train would leave here for Fl Paso on the morning of We'd nesday, July 10, and that the special would leave Fl Paso that same even ing. King further stated that up to the present time about thirty-five Elks had signified their intention of mak- ing the trip from Bisbee; twenty from Globe; six from Clifton and Morenci
 
 about 175 Elks would leave Fl Paso on the train.
 The railway management contends that the equipment of the special will be the finest ever sent out of the Pass City. The train will consist of ter cars-two diners, two observation cars and six sleepers.
 Accompanying the Elks on the train uvfl hfa he fo ~ ernor Ahumada. consisting of sixty-two pieces, which took the prize at Buffalo two years ago About fifteen Elks will be garbed in the attire of matadors. and the remainder of the club will be dressed in the national Mexican at tire, and to carry out the part will smoke nothing but Mexican cigarets. On account Of the air of romance still attaching to the, Southwest, the coming of the Quien Sabe Club Is be- ing advertised in Philadelphia. and by the management of the big convention is considered great drawing card, on account of the picturesque exhibition incident to the anpearance of so many in foreign costume.
 The Elks of the Southwest have al- ways entered into affairs of this kind with the greatest enthusiasms. sparing no expense to carry out the elaborate plans which they have always formu- lated for their portion of the affair. and as consequence the appearance of these representatives of the wild and woody" in the effete East has drawn attention to this section of the country with commercial benefits of corresponding.
 The big excursion will be personally conducted by Garnet King, general agent for the B. ?. & s. w. The head quarters of the party will be at the Continental Hotel fin Philadelphia.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
BIG DRILLING MATCH NOW
 ARRANGED
Harper and Williams Will 60 on Rock Against Crane and Frazier on 14th of This Month-Great Interest.

As a result of the drilling contest which took place in the city on the Fourth of July, a special match has been arranged to take place here on July If for $200 a side, between the teams that took part in the contest. A forfeit has been posted and both teams are in training.
 The match is a direct result of the accident which happened to the team of Williams and Harper on Thursday, when, their steel which was defective failed them, and in con sequence they did not figure in the money. E. J. Williams and Richard Harper are from South Bisbee and are the pride of that end of the dis trict. When they met with the acci- dent their supporters looked upon 1t as most unfortunate and expressed the opinion that the team could out drill that of Crane and Frazier, which took second money. J. J. Crane and s. Frazier are from Lowell, where they have many admirers, and in a short time the match was arranged, each side posting a forfeit of $50 with Jack Boston to secure the match.
 The conditions are the same that governed the big contests on the Fourth, no turned steel being allowed on the rock.
 A great deal of interest centers around the match as both teams are looked upon as being among the best amateur drillers in the country. Crane and Frazier made better than 36 in- ches, while it is contended that Har- per and Williams would have done as well with proper steel
 All of the men are training faithful iy for the contest and it would not be surprising to see the distance of S6 inches exeelled on July 14th when they go on the rock.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
FAMILY HAS NARROW ESCAPE.

On Thursday evening, while return ling from picnic in Tombstone can yon MT. and Mrs George Hand and their son had a narrow escape from death or serious injury as the con sequence of their team running away. The party had reached the. sum-. il of the divide and were coming on the down grade to Bisbee when the team got frightened and bolted, overturn- ing the buggy. The occupants were thrown down steep embankment, all of them sustaining injuries. The horses were finally stopped and the family came on into the city, where they were all attended by a member of the Calumet & Arizona mdical staff Hand sustained the most ser ious injuries having . broken arm and a deep gash in his face. Mrs. Hand and the son escaped with minor injur- ies.
 DOUBLE BILL AT THE IRIS. We have closed the Iris Junior for improvements and will run a big double bill at the Iris tonight and to- morrow only. Two shows for one ad- mission. No advance in price. 395
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
IRIS JUNIOR CLOSED FOR REPAIR

After the last performance last even ing the management of the Iris Theat- CT Company decided to close the house until the evening of the 10th, during which time extensive repairs and i'm provements will be made in the house. It is the intention to have a ventilating system installed which will make the house comfortable, to lower the floor and enlarge the stage and make other minor changes. There is no doubt that when it is reopened the house will be thoroughly comfortable. and will be the home of clean, wholesome and refined amusement.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
DOUBLE BILL AT THE IRIS.

We have closed the Iris Junior for improvements and will run a big double bill at the Iris tonight and to- morrow only. Two shows for one ad- mission. No advance in price. 395
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
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Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06

The largest and most elegant dental of fices on the Pacific Coast. Only the best men of the profession employed. Every known to dentistry used $100 FREE for any tooth we can not fill or extract without pain.
 s6-BEST SET TEETH-Se
 A written guarantee for ten years on all work We want your work. want to bridge and crown work e. If work does not suit you when done. re pay expected. Open evenings until s:Il Sundays to r.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-07-06
no,leI auI AT TBE IRIs.

DOUBLE BILL AT THE IRIS-
 We have closed the Iris Junior for improvements and will run a big double bill at the Iris tonight and to- morrow only. Two shows for one ad- mission. No advance in price 3S5
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19

eral demand for the Turkish opium by the morphine manufacturers.
 There Is very little doubt that the extent of land under poppy cultivation in India will decrease year by year as the demand for opium for smoking purposes dbninishes. Experiments have shown that there is twice as much morphine in the opium obtained from peoples grown in the plains, and 1t is suggested that some compensation for the loss of the smoking opium trade might be found in the cultivation of the poppy in higher lands, with view to securing a share of the medicinal trade of which the Turk hitherto has been enjoying much more than his proportionate share. The demand for morphine and codeine has been in- creasing year by year, and SmyIna and Constantinople have been the chief sources of supply. It is suggested that the British government establish ex- perimental poppy growing stations in suitable Indian districts.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
GETTING TOGETHER.

It has already been discovered that ths Lobby association is influential at Hartford. and now the talk is that it is going to be discovered that the Farm ers' association is influential there. Perhaps the blacksmiths will feel the need of getting together in time and shape to influence Legislation at Hart ford this winter. We believe the bar bers, or, at least one barber, may have something to say There may be asso- citations of ministers, lawyers and oth- CTS at work before the session is ever. Why not? There is a Peoples lobby in operation in Washington Let's all or ganize to get what we want. and if the legislature can't or wont give it to us we can threaten it's members with po- litical extinction, and we can carry out the threat. Legislation by association menace and revenge seems to be the thing.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
COARSE CRIMINAL.

It is thought by some that the Ohio man who has been sentenced to the penitentiary for life for opening the door of the porch of an uninhabited dwelling house and stealing i've pound piece of corned beef will have his sentence mitigated by executive clemency, since the judge seemed to think the sentence excessive, although required by the terms of the statute against burglary under which he was indicted.
 Of course justice must be done even if the heavens fall, but perhaps they wont fall if this Ohio man gets off with a little less than life imorison- ment. He was guilty of a coarse crime. Burglary is burglary and con- veylng is conveying. A man who isn't sharp enough to get what cornbeef he wants without becoming a flat burglar isn't entitled to much consideration. Such man is not very high tlnan- c!ar.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
BUILT FOR THE GREG CARROT,


 BUILT FOR THE GREGARIOUs,
 A real estate agent in Brooklyn, pie turing row of houses for sale, invests them with many desirable appoint ments which, without a doubt, they possess. Each house is probably we'll equipped with all the things that pros porous tenants reckon under the head of necessary luxuries. Seen from the outside the houses are good to laok upon. even though they are as peas in a pod But one who lives In cities does not expect the house he occupies to differ strikingly in externals from most of the houses near him. Inside, though he does like to feel that his own establishment Is unlike every other house ''in the block" in the man. ner of It's finishing and furnishing. And the feeling is so generally rec ognized by architects and builders that 1t seems bit curious for the a=ent of these Brooklyn houses to offer among their attractions a dining room in each with walls hung with rod bur
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
AN tDrCATOR,S KrfMS.

Every little while some disturber of
 the peace asserts that our splendid public school systems are not what
 they ought to be. Such asserters are
 usually told that they don't know what
 they are talking about, and that is supposed to restore the peace. Now comes an educator who can hardly be accused of not knowing something about education and talks worse about the public school systems than anybody has recently done. He is Dean Russell, of the Teachers college In New York. He says this: Let us face facts. Only one boy out of one thousand can rise to the top. The rest must and will oc- cupy subordinate positions; the great majority as wage-workers. The schools have given them no preparation for wage-earning, no fitting for economic efficiency At fourteen boy leaves the grades. He doesn't find the president
 of the railroad gladly welcoming him into his office. If he is forced to earn he is obliged to take the most menial and ill-paid work; and often he knows that in three or four years he will be turned out of that, because it is boys work, and at eighteen he will be too big for it, while there is no job waiting for him above, because his work has not been such that he could prepare him. self for promotion. He knows that he is wasting three or four of the best years of his life; or, If he doesn't know it, the realization comes too late. The reaction sets in. He sneers bitterly at his schoolboy dreams. He is dsap- pointed-disappoin at his lack of success, at the lack of opportunity; dis appointed at world in which all tht
 avenues of advancement and opportu- nity are closed to him. And it is out of these disappointed ones that anarch- ists are made; men who hate our insti-
 tutions, who sheer at the ideas and ideals of America. As for the girls, the statement has been made that the American public schools have turned
 more American girls on to the street
 than any other agency in American life. I don't say that is true, but it is
 true that thousands of girls are leav-
 ing the public schools every year who are absolutely compelled to earn money and who do not know any way to do it..
 The first and most necessary thing in life is to be able to make living. A person may have good character and no bad habits, yet if he can't make a living he's an economic failure. Our
 schools do not prevent our children
 from becoming economic failures;
 that's all there is about it. They do not make them economically efficient.
 Dean Russell seems to think that
 trade schools would do much to im- prove the situation, His statement
 that the schools do not make the ehil-
 dren economically efficient has more truth than poetry in it.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
ASS0CLATED.

First Law Student Did you try that minced veal?" Second Law Stu dent-"Yes; found it guilty. y."-Colum- b!a Jester,
 Wlykyns-"S "Smythe was telling me a while ago that he really didn't know what to do with his income, but he Is all right now" Watkyns-'' How so?' Wylkyns-'He has got an auto mobile, ,"-'Somerville Journal.
 T thought you told me that man was nitrate king" 'Well?" He's only cabman." Same thing g."-Bal- timore American
 Down with the police and their clubs" shouted the anarchist. The idea was partially carried out The clnas went down. That there was an anarchist under each as it fell was a mere detail" - Philadelphia Public Press.
 Tom-Do you think women are brav- CT than men?
 Dick-Yes, do! never saw one yet that wouldn't take chance at mar riage.-Detroit Free Press.
 Lawson-But I tell you he isn't a kentuckian, no matter what he says.
 Dawson-How do you know?
 Lawson--Why. the corkscrew in his knife is rusty. -lsomerville Journal.
 "What is your idea of a comfortable fortune?" asked the ambitious youth.
 "One,' answered the man of exper- fence. that is big enough to buy you everything you want and not big enough to attract the attention of the grand jury Washington Star.
 'Here's letter from the boss" said the machine leaders henchman. 'TTe said you'd give me a job. But" pro- tested the merchant, T have absolute ly nothing for you to do here" That's all right. I won't mind that so longs I gi. me pay reg'lar -Phila- delDhla Press.
 Farmer-'T thought you said this dog was all right for the rats. Why he won't look at them" Dealer Well that's all right for the rats, ain't it?'-Ally sloper's Half-Holiday,
 We are apt to put the dollar before the man." remarked the Wise Guy. We'll, in these grabbing days we have 1he satisfaction of knowing that it won; stay there long, murmurad the Simple Mug.-Philadelphia Record.
 Whats the matter? You look as if something extraordinary had happen ed"
 Something extraordinary has hap pened' Do you see that street sweeper the fellow who is stirring things up?"
 Yes. What about him?'
 When he saw me coming a moment ago he stopped and didn't try. to choke me with dust and germs" ."-Chlcago Record Herald.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
The Near-Poets.

Some verse she wrote about her babe,
 How peacefully 1t slept, And all who read the tender lines, - The saltiest tear-drops wept; Because It's brave and noble sire Was slain by cruel Thug. This she composed, while munch!ng And kissing her pet pug T care not for my gilded halls"
 lie wrote, in frenzy fine; Would I were in some vine wreathed
 cot,
 .u. Your hand clasped fast in mine" The gilded halls" of which he sang
 To hall bedroom had shrunk; And commonly he wooed the muse
 Perched high upon his trunk 'Oh, love me. and the world is minew
 The burden of his lay; Yet to his rich and sulky wife
 He talked another way; Why don't you work your father, hey, And get touring car? And ask him for a decent house?
 You're slt w; that s what you are!" Ella A. Tanning in New York Times.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
THE INDIAN PoPPT GRoWERs.

There are Interests" and things everywhere. The possibility Of the sup pression, in whole or in part, of the opium traffic in China has naturally caused great anxiety among those in- terested in the production of the drug in India. It appears that, although opium is produced in such vast quan- titles in India, only very small DOT ton of it is used for medicinal our- poses. The Indian drug is not suitable
 for the manufacture of morphine. of which it contains only a small percent age, 4 to 8 per cent. whereas. the Turkish variety contains from 12 to IS per cent. Consequently there is a gen.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19

naise and accompany with saltines or plain waters.
 A simple orange ice calls for one pint Of water boiled with one cupful and a half of sugar and mixed. when cold, with one pint of orange juice and the juice of one lemon. Freeze and pack, then set aside for two hours before luncheon.
 CORNELIA c. BEDFORD.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-01-19
THE WEEKLY JOURNAL, ssued Thursdays, One Dollar Yea'
ADVERTISING RATES.

Situations. Wants, Rents and other small advertisements, One Cent Word. each insertion. Five Gents . Word for . full week.
 Display advertisements, per inch, one gnssrtion. s1,2o; each subsequent inssr" eion. 40 cents; one week. sS.2O; emeI month, s1o; one year. $40.