Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-12-05

writings.
Deer trends an Nabprs,-
Sc as how evryhuddy isritins fur Their
'kronerkel' ain lowed ter Mi paw Their
other tlay az how i thot cud skratch mi
pen on Their paper az superfulusly az Their
best ov them. SO sez ter mi paw ersin
| paw i'm goin ter rite er peace fur Their
kronerke an hav Mi benine fzhogan,y put
in, in er conspicuous lokashun.
Paw sez That's rite Charley du your
best er o,hersll du yu.'' So dun it.
didn't no What to rite erbout at first but
then t!lot az how id rite erbout mi adven-
chu!s in X d. an sum littel axerdents. as
wuti cum ter mi furti! brane during Their
process on misunderstanding mi masterpiece
fur Their eddyhkashun or Their innercent
unsuspectne publiS. Their first thing can
rekerlcct liz tina, cum ter this land ov prom
ISIS erbout five N er hat yers ergo an its
ben awl promiss ever since, j, expect ter
hav tel pay cash after mi inherent victims
hav red this article. an cum ter realiZ mi
| graf ei bility When first cum gu, ter n.
d. with mi brother jay we wanted ter be
; COW bows an ride Their Wild bronko. Tier
!, first bronko j rode didn't ride. lwerrent
/, afrat.e bat Their pesAv anermal,had Ell lool
erbout Their ewes tina: kinder hnstrung m
nerves sum whut. 50 SEE ter Jay az how
il Civ him ther frs. chance ter take lessons
y 4 i,ot cod bnx, h,
!, wuz {; CRATE boss tel cuver TERRITORY. Tha
1. w IL wun reson why didn't want ter ride
, Mi maMs last advice ter me WIZ not te
keep fast company an on corst hein
D. dut,iul sun remembered that advise an
5, turned Their anernl;.l over ter jay. ia
5, Jumped at Their chance at wun, e and Sc
/, as huw shud hold him tite until he e
hiz legs twisted round tller ane1nlals stun
mick and then ter letter go.
'' Iii bet Their tokS'l be surprized ter
-. me speeding msel, in stile SEE he.
3. Well TO make a long story sllur, did il
y. ter go and Their way that hoss lit on, WI
:, s!lrumpshus Firs, he jumped ertout
feet an brother scanned ter think ii w
Oh SETTER back on Their satldel Then til
So. burned bronko began ter dance er hila
80. ting an ended with nun grand areal fl
.. i,om which he came down.aZ stiff legged
e: s,o>c poker. sh.l, mi eyes, cpeni
them e,s gin expecting Ter hay : one-less
''' brothers. wun on eaci! side on Their sadd
81, iSul WIZ sadly Disappointed az hesean
"a. ter l,av the pu,I.mel on Their saddel hool
10 in his stslmi,lk and both arms wound !
nlv round Their bronkos nek and s,uk Ii
than ever ! cud Sc irulN Their way brt
l3l' ~ laneIed that hoss thai there wuz
81, maxim. ov a CRATE general in him. He
734 had his rite an left uuder wing wound
-ou;id ther anermals s,umm!ck az Def,
And rite here must menshun that bro,
WI h,z most elegant hind legs WHICH ar
and pride Well, ter continue, Their boss CHI;
ed hiZ tackticks which made brother
3D. ticktack, or in oteer wurds rize an
1873, gently on ther sadtiei asa ticktack taps
1913, windo pain. Then the bronko made
100 uther litning transtormashum AZ Din
Dick SCI. He made most desperit !,
and skrewgeed himself from liz riders
NO. ing embrace Their rest wuz ely emu
l36, don't want II say ~ how il wuZ dun
136. talk er)out sore,iin himself. shuld So