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The Washington times., 1907-02-21
The Times Circulation the Largest Ever Reached by any Washington NeWSp

All talk about publicity
is Greek to you" unless
you advertise occasion
ally.
To invest in real estate
is simply to put your idle
dollars to work for you.
In every issue of a news
paper some item of news
stands out above all the
rest-and some particular
advertisement does the
same thing.
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For Rent-Stores.

FOR RENT-StOre and dwelling 473 New Yorl,
ave. NV. suitable for groceries. notions. tai
Tor. dairy barber shop. or any other bust
ness. newly papCreI and painted. a DAM
MANN ho- I 50. nv. fegI-gt
FOR RENT-SJOre and dwelling els I6th II
ne. stable also. rent reduced 10 80 55 Kew
at office. MOORE & HILL. INC. III IAN
feI9-tt
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Railroads.
SEABOARD AIR LINE RAILWAY
Tickst -, n Penna. q,

Ticket once, 1421 Penna- Ave.
NOTICE-TEese arrivals and departures. as
well as time and connections with other COM
panies. are given only gs Information. and
are not guaranteed
For Petersburg. Raleigh. Wilmington. Co
luubia- Savannah. jacksonville. St AuEus-
tine, Tampa. Atlanta. Birmingham. Memphis.
Mobile. Pensacola. and New Orleans.
l0-JC A II DAlLl-SeabO Mail. through
coaches and Pullman sleepers TO JacEsouviIie
Fla. also through parlor car Washington %
PinehuTst y. g. Dining Cars
6.25 p ". DAILY-Seaboard Florida LIN
ited- solid El-ctric-ighted Pullman train 10
Camden, Columbia. savannah. jacksonville.
and 81. Augustine Dining Cars
I-ZJ p II DAILI-Seab board Express 50
train with Pullman sieeuers 10 JacksonviIIe
and Tampa. Through sleeper u Atlanta
birmingham. and Memphis Daily except
sunday through sleeper 20 Pinehurst. y Q
Dininc Cars
P II STAcsSELL. District Pass Agt-
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LOANS NEGOTIATED on stocks. bons.
bldg and loan aSsCn- shares. syndicate ,.r-
tits. warehouse receipts. etc. low Fafes.
courteous treatment. THIS IS NOT \ LOAN
COMPANY {. A. BAKER, lilo + ST.
Phone 517.
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For Sale-HOuSeS.

FOR sAIE-THESE TWO DESIRABLE:
HOUSES. To COLORED PEOPLE:
ONLY $3.50 for n beautiful home on IIth
St NV. Tot over 20 feet wide: well worth
A750- 5ee interest on deferred purchase
money.
$500 CASH and S25 monthly for that new
2-story and cellar brick. 1872 st. ne
porChes front and rear. heated by fur
mace Open for inspection all day Feb
ruary -.
wM. H. SAUNDERS s. CO.. 1907 F st NV.
Il
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Money Loaned SaIaried People

and others. without security; easy pavrnen-..
Offices IN C5 principal cities: save Yourself
money by getting my terms first . u
1OLMAN- Room SOs. 80 18th ST NV dee-tr
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South Carolina ave and the Beach near
piers and attractions. large. sunny rooms.
private baths: elevator sun parior Cauacity
$50 Table and service superior Special
spring terms BRYAN < WILLIAMS.
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DR.. FISK ELGIN

Expert in the treatment OF private dfsearag
chronic and acute Both sexes All cooss,lta-
uonS confidential Medicine furnished Prices
moderate Hours. 90 l. , to 6. 70
Rooms, Us Pennsylvania ave. NV. Phons
n 1Sl9.
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THE ELSMERE,
For Rent-FlatS.

s47i1 TENNESSEE AVE. NE-Four rooms
porcelain bath. near car lines. SlA3) month
fel9-3t
FOR RENT-By the year only; fat: all mod
eTn improvements. best OF situations. large
rooms; complete for housekeeping. $50 a
month. Address g12 18th NV. fels-7t
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MONEY TO LOAN on approved city real es-
-Ste at 4, ~. and per cent interest Spe-
clal privileges with respect 20 prior pay
ments. Large amounts a speciality TYLER
& RUTHERFORD. 1907 ST NV ocIO-tf
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For Rent-HOuSeS.


FOR RENT-THE FOLLOWING HOUSES
WILL BE OPEN FOR INSPECTION ALL
DAY FRIDAY, FEBRUARY p.
IS Porter st. nc. 2-story and cellar; rooms
and bath.
542 Columbia road. 2-story brick; rooms
and bath. Rent. $3.50
S3i 1lth st. ne. rooms and bath. Rent
5000. Corner house.
500 V st. ne. rooms and bath: furnace;
cellar. Rent, S2o.5o Girst months rent
freeJ
1872 6 st. ne. for coIorcd tenants; new ?
story and cellar bricks; rooms and bath;
furnace heat
CALL AT OFFICE FOR FURTHER PAR
wM. II. SAUNDERS, & Co. 1407 f ST. NV.
ONLY $3.50 A MONTH
Neat Groom and bath dwelling in good sec
ton Northeast; good repair. COLLINS
GUERRN CO, G2l 18th ST nsv- fe20-3t
SIX ROOMS. bath: gas and coal range.
furnace; 500 so. 1fI3 GeOrgia ave. 81. fe-0-5t
FOR RENT-s24 Brewers court ne. . rooms.
$50 Apply 205 Massachusetts ave. NV.
FOR RENT-Tyvo rooms. second floor. com
pletely furnished for housekeeping. $40 per
20 RANDOLPH PLACE Nw.-six rooms:
bath, bath. cellar. colonial front porch. 81
per month. InGeire 50 Randolph place
FOR RENT-FOr Colored tenants-306 Y St.
NV, new room and bath brick. all mod
ern improvements Sz2-vO per month.
1904 Greens court, NV, 4-room brick, Sll-s9-
WM. l. POLLAItD. 609 y ST NV fel9-3t
FOR RENT-3l0 2Ist st Groom brick 10
good ColOred tenant rent. Sl2.5g. MOORE
& HILL, nc. III 18th NV fel9-4t
FOR RENT-HOuseJ. apartments. and Offices
in all parts OF the city For detailed list
send OF call at office.
THOS. J. FISHER x CO Unc),
REAL ESTATE. LOANS. AND INSURANCE
BROKERS,
1914 J. st. y. W ia3-f
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For Stables.

FoR RENT-Good large stable s.. Apply At
i2S2 eth 81. NV. Iels-sr
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For Rent-Apartments.

FOR RENT-In The Dawson. most delight
tul new three-rJOm tiled bath apartments
IN best location In Northwest: hot-Water
heat and ianitor service. only So So
WlLLIGE. GIBBS d DANIEL. 603 a. 6l5 18th
fe2l-3t
1921 y ST NW.-Five rooms and bath. SlS50:
southern exposure fe3l 81
FOR RENT-SiX-roOm apartment: southern
and eastern exposure: elevator and telephone
service. $40. Apply n. The Berkshire.
fell "a. IN. sa-tf
THE ELSMERE,
lf0S st. NV Furnished apartments. sin
gle or suite with private bath. un@x-
peCted vacancy. Cal at once. Meals served
at cafe table board a specially fsls-7t
BACHELOR APARTMENTS. furnished or
unfurnlshed, two rooms and hath. 81 up
SENECA 627 + ST. NV. fe3-tf
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Money TO Loan
On Real. Estate.

MONEY TO LOAN on District OF Colurnbl7
real estate GRACE NJ THOMAS. Corcora1
building. fa9-2of
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For Sale or Rent.

FOR SALE OR RE1sT-One eight and I'VE
room house: Capitol Heights. Address BOX
403. Times Office fe2O-3t
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For Rent-OmceS.

DESIRABLE OFFICE ROOMS in the Evans
building. ls2S 20 1924 New York ave: rent
very low. including heat light. and janltor
service. JOHN O. EVANS. 1924 New York
ave. NV. fasf-sOt
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For Sale-LOtS.

PARTY NEEDS CASH: VIII sell one acre
lot in District. close 10 carss plenty OF
shade; Tor quick sale, 2e per foot address
OWNER. Times Office fe2O-gt
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For Rent-SuburDan.

FOR RENT-Fiye-ro0m house at Mt Rainier
with pnTches and pantry one fare: SIZ- go
G.. J. HANBACK,. 5l4 + 81 NV fe.g2I 2g
The Washington times., 1907-02-21

MONEY To LOAN-s25O 10 500. 900 on D. C
real estate. Interest low. and an transac-
tons conducted with economical considera-
ton for borrowers.
WIN H. SAUNDERS & Co.
1901 L St y W
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Wanted-HOuSeS.

WANTED-To rent house or fat. four TO six
rooms, centrally located. Address BOX 423
Times Office fe2I-ct
The Washington times., 1907-02-21
Wanted-LOtS.
For Exchange.

FOR SALE or exchange an equity Of 81 OOI
IN lot 50 feet front on Irving 81. between 18Th
and I4th. 50 cents per foot Worth. 81 Ad-
dress OWNER 1914 II St NV. feI9-zt
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NarIbOrUndb4 < BIeaUetm
HOTEL NEW ENGLAND

JOSIAH WHITE Il SONS.
The Washington times., 1907-02-21

WANTED-Houses and apartments for rent
at once. Call today. JOHNSON. DENT 4
CO.. 61l 9TH 81. NV. Main 1873 fe17-tf
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
SAMUEL WAS ALL IN.

The minister Of negro church
in Richmond gave out the funeral
notice one Sunday as follows;
II have TO announce to you. bred
rem and sisters, dat de funeral Of de
only suryiyin' son of dc late Thomas
Pmkcrs an his widow. Martha Jane
Pinkers, both deceased. will take
place and come TO occurrence on
Tuesday next at ~ m. noon pre-
&scly.
M ] have 10 say. brairen and
sisters. dat contributions for ear
ryn' ont dat fuoeul VIII Doc in or
der an accopiaions, or els dc flu
neral can / take pa.c ct-c u aotl
save only as piah baea'; o SAM
uel P;nkcrs has 20. ies mol"
enough TO bury h ASST wiisoutai
obscluious cercmon'es. such rs ie
deserves. -liaspors WocaH.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
EASILY WIN A..---7.

jerome X. Jerome once figured
IN what the reporter, call "mystc-
rious disappearance" On a wager
he agreed to vanish. and took HIM
self off while his friends were still
on the alert. He disappeared while
they were reading a mysterious let
Ter which he handed to one of the
party. When last seen he was
stepping aboard a houseboat on the
Thames. Then for a month he
seemed 10 have gone out of exist
ence. His friends put the police
on his track, calling for his arrest
Tor stealing the boat \ month
passed, and then the novelist and
The boat appeared at the latter's old
moorings. What he had done was
simply TO take tine boat a little up
stream, then during the night erase
kaer name and substitute another,
and change the color OF the paint
here and there SO as 10 render her
ms unlike her former self as possible
His scheme was a success in every
particular.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
she WANTED GRACE OMITTED.
Little Girl Sees Nc Reason TO Give
Thanks for Breakfast

"alv little daughter. six years old,
is a great sfickler for form,' said a
Columbia Heights resident. Con
scqrcn,lv was more than surprised
az her action the other day, when
she insisted on emitting one cere-
mony which has always been Gus
tonary AT our house.
TO he sure. it was at a time
that would have tried mems souls.
Ut alone little girls. The cook
failed to appear in the morning, and
nv Re. after vainlv searching the
town for successor, had given up
and gone 10 bed suffering from a
Eccdi-he. \ neighbor considerable
" asked NY two BOYS TO dinner. and
when orr own meal. the best NY
roor skill could contrive, was put
upoD the table, there was no one
Tut myself and little Bess to sit
down 10 it.
"'ihe things we had were good
enough in their way. but ] suppose
the child missed the usual setting
Of the table. and disliked the scrap
nv way ! had fixed things. She
cazed at her mothers empty chair
and then at the vacant places of the
two boys Finally her disdainful
glance swept the table.
II bowed my head to offer bless
ing. when she interrupted me with
an impcrlOus gesture.
"'Say. now, YOU aren't going to
thank God for this. are you:" she
sad, with scorn. i just think if
he can't do any better than this
for Ms. we'd better not bother our
selves
".After that thrust | was almost
afraid 10 90 on with the familiar
words. Washington Post.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
L.FE IN WATER RESERVOIRS.
Presence Of Animal Organisms Does
~. H-r. cr'rk'ns sA.sit


Jar'c~ Aius- Y. % tie scottish
Ike survey. has recently pointed out
. lecture gwen at Edinburgh.
hat many persons are nee lesS.y
.ilarnied at the presence OF plant
lnd animal life in water reservoirs.
Nothing short Of poisoning the wa
ter could prevent tins rs artificial
reservoirs mus sooner oi later he
come stocked with The same organ
lsms that live IN lakes All of these
aquatic animals, except fish, are
moderately small or quite micro
scopic. and the majority are intro
duccd by means of their eggs or by
feeders OF the reservoirs. Gnats
and other insects fiv TO the reser-
voirs and law their eggs on the sur
face of the water. An examination
Of the older reservoirs which supply
Edinburgh showed them TO be bio
logically akin in this respect TO the
permanent lakes. If the presence
of organisms had an appreciate
effect on the chemical composition
of water, it was in all probability
beneficial. The animals acted as
scavengers, and all dead and decay
ing matter was eaten up by them,
while their excrement sank TO the
bottom of the water.
1t should be borne in mind, how
ever that the Scottish expert was
speaking of reservoirs where there
is healthy circulation Of the water
by inflow and outflow. and where
there is no contamination from
sewage or otherwise. To encourage
ignorance or carclcssness in con-
nection with great city's wafer
supply was the last thought of the
lecturer.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
That Tag.

Look at the yellow tag on your
paper. The date on it shows the
time to which your subscription
has been paid, if that date does
not agree with your receipt you
will favor us by reporting to us.
If it shows that YOU are indebt-
ed, you will favor us by paying
amount due. When friends are
in your home and they see your
paper. YOU do not like for them to
see that you owe the editor. espec-
if you owe for several years.
We have written to some and
the letters have been destroyed in
Il wreck or lost or been received.
If
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
EXPENSIVE FiNERY.

4 German publisher has embark
ed on press campaign against wom-
ems finery. Ridicule and exposure
are TO be the weapons of offense.
Statistics will doubtless play Their
part in tie good work. 1t will be
known throughout the reading
world just what Mines. Y, Y and Il
of Paris, New York or London pay
for evening gowns. demitoiletfe and
the like, and the sums Will be con-
vertcd into terms of coffee and
rolls. 1t will thus be proved that
these great ladies wear, say, 100000
breakfasts apiece on their backs.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
STAYED MONTHS IN sEp.
Remarkable Eeeentrieity Of Swedish
TheoIoeisn.

II is seldom that we hear of a
more eccentric man than was Prof.
Oedmann, a Swedish theologian,
who died a short time ago in Stock
holm. One time during a pro-
longed illness he was compelled TO
remain in bed for many weeks. and
during this time conceived liking
for lying snugly ensconced in warm
blankets, free from the caprices of
the weather and protected from the
perils of catching another cold. Aft
er his illness the professor was
seized with a senseless dread of
catching cold. and insisted upon
keeping his bedroom windows closed
down tight, and from that time I'M
Ill his death spent practically all of
his time in bed, where he did all
MS regular work and ate his three
meals a day.
SO very odd was he that in exam
ming written exercises by the stu
dents he refused TO touch the paper
upon which they were written until
i had first been warmed over the
stove. 1t is claimed that the pro-
lessons death was actually caused
by visit from an old gentleman on
a stormy day who desired an inter-
,iew with him. This latter incl
ientally entered the chamber of the
Professor with his clothes covered
9Th snow. sight which agra
gated the professor. and he ordered
rs visitor to leave the room at once.
Unfortunately. the visitor was
ute deaf, ard r. sunderstood him.
approaching nearer to the bedside
OF the angry professor. Herr Oed-
mann became or " alarmed. and
his frantic excitement broke a
cod vessel and c.pired.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
HOW HE LOST HIS THUMB.

There are two stories of the loss
Of Mr. Corners thumb, a loss, bv
he way, which gave him the nick
lame of "Fingev." One is that
,hen he was young man he was
paintipg the side of a boat on the
.Jhdlo water front. The boat
'ocked, and the swinging scaffold
a..A, Mr.. Conners thumb against
he side and crushed il. Another
DRY is that a fellow longshoreman
% wears ago had new revolver. aud
vas looking around for mark at
which TO shoot Ills wandering
'ance caught Conners' attention
1d irritated him. Corners doesn't
IKE INDIGESTION in any one.
"What yousc looSin' fer?' he
aekcd.
~ mark to shoot at"
">hoot M ne t'um," said Con-
aars, sticking it 40. The Buffalo
W'liiem Tell Shot a little low for
The personal comfort Of the new
state chairman, the result being that
his thumb was shot Off short. Since
then he has been "Fingey" Corners
along the Buffalo lake front.-N. Y.
Tribune.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23

A rare example of filial faithful
ness came to light at a recent meet
ing of the Dunmow board of guard
ians. \ widow. age 90, named
Maria Irwin, of Thaxted, was re-
ported to have been maintained vol
unfairly by her three sons, all of
them septuagenarians, one of whom.
a working cooper of Romford, wrote
to say that he and his brother were
still at work, and intended to con-
tribute toward their mothers main
tenance. The board commended
the aged sons for their conduct and
granted the old dame 2s and lot
per week.-London Telegraph.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23

t1a care ION dancm' mahsclt. and
im got goin TO be the wallpaper
This was the same high bon
lady" by the way, who had TO be
scvercly rcprimandcd by her mis-
rcss several times before she would
onsent to stop using a patent face
wash which announced on It's label
that it would give anyone lily
white complexion, says the New
York Times. The lily-white pow
lery patches on the dark back
ground of Liza's swarthy counten-
ance were too much for the compos-
IRE Of the family while she waited
at table.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
CATTLE SMALL BUT GOOD.
0iminutiVe Ere,d to Be Fostered In
Ale sria.

\ valuable brecl Of cattle, known
.iDce the DAYS of ne Romans as the
~Guelma race" is being revived in
= Igcria hv the Guelma syndicate.
me syndicate has searched in the
'enolcst Arab sci cement of the dis
ret, where no f5reign blood has
.t' been introduced. to find speci-
ems OF this incoItestably valuable
20. Their ci"or,s were crowned
rh success. and LOW the syndicate
the po..es-or " fine producers
1' the breed. TIC animals are Of
l.m'nutiyc statur,, and when COM
arci 10 the spc es known in Eu-
ono and Amer.e9 look like we'll
Town calves. The height of the
a'aIc varies from three feet eigh,
'elcs TO three feet eleven inches.
nd lheir weight does not exceed tive
Iodr1wcight. The female doe.
20. @t..iu more than three fec
.a i9 YES. Their conformation p.
uartaoic for tic Development O
20 ..".., which give, a short az
t.raroc so ,he front limbs. t.
eed IS relatively small, but EXPIRES
I've, and the eyes are shaded b.
1-r black lashcs. The horns are
or. oo.a.Iy curved, and the coat
: OF an iron gray, more or less
lark. These vigorous creatures are
cry hardy and fine workers. very
luiet, and faticn easily. Their Weld
If excellent meat Is 80 per cent.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
Heart
Weakness

The action OF the heart de-
ponds upon the heart nerves
and muscles. When from any
cause they become weak or ex-
hausted, and fail to furnish
sufficient power, the heart flut-
tiers, palpitates, skips beats;
and in its effort to keep up its
work, causes pain and distress,
such as smothering spells,
short breath, fainting, pain
around heart, arm and Shout
ders. The circulation is i'm
peded, and the entire system
suffers from lack of nourish-
ment.
DR.. Miles Heart Cure makes
a heart strong and vigorous by
Strengthening these nerves and
muscles.
II had palpitation and pain. around
my heart, and the doctors said II was
incurable. ! don't believe II now. for
after taking six bottles OF DIR. Niles
Heart Cure, three bottles OF the NerNlre
and three boxes of the Nerve and
Liver Pills / am entirely cured. and
feel better than have for five years.
and II is all due to these remedies.
want you to know that your medicines
cured me. 1t relieved me from the
first dose. and kept right on till the
pain in my chest was gone. and j kept
on feeling better even after Quit
taking IT," JOHN II. SHERMAN,
Belding. Mich.
Or. Miles Heart Cure Is sold by
your druggist, who will guarantee that
the first bottle VIII benefit. II II fails
he will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart, Ind
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
LAWSUIT IN BENGAL.

"Baboo English" is VIGOROUSLY
quaint, and the following quotations
from a speech said to have been de-
lvered by a native lawyer in Ben
gal in an assault case quite main
tains the reputation of the mild
Hindu for unconscious humor:
"My learned from with mere wind
from teapot think TO browbeat me
from my legs. stand under the
shoes of my client, and only seek
TO place my bone of contention in
your honor's eye My learned
friend vainly runs amuck upon the
sheer anchors of my case My poor
client has not such physic or mind
az 10 he able TO assault the lusiv
complainant Yet she has been de-
prived of some of her valuable leaih-
or. the leather OF her nose" Deal
ing with the evidence of a hostile
witness. the learned pleader proceed
eel 10 observe; Until the witness
explains what has become of my
clients nose leather, he cannot be-
believed. He cannot be allowed to
raise castle in the air by beating
upon a bush" Whether the speech
containing these gems of eloluencc
prevailed with the judge We are mol
informed
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
HIS OBJECTION.

"Why do you object to YOUR
daughters marriage to titled
stranger?"
Its simply this, answered Mr..
Cumrox. Il don't mind the money,
but ! object TO son-in-law who
IS in position to insist on being adj
dressed as your lordship' when |
want TO make a fuss about his late
hours and his expense account"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
THE GENTLER oUAkEREss.

The Suitor-lou seem to thinl
more of your pei dog than of any
man.
The Lady do.
The Suitor-And do you think
YOU can be happier with Your dog
than with a husband?
The Lady-Certainly. could
kill the dog if he didn't behave him
self.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
TERRIBLE THOUGHT.

Mrs. Bacon-lt's not proper to
have the same name on all the
spoons, knives and forks now.
Mr.. Bacon-ls that so?
"Oh, yes; was at Mrs. Styles to-
day and she has her name on some.
her husbands on some, and
Gracious, hope you didn't no
tice our name on any Of emp
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
A STRAIGHT TIP.

"say," growled the first hobo,
why didn't yet 60 up Ter dat Big
house ar' sit an elont;"
"Why : started ter" replied the
other ''bui a nipiacr-lookin' guy
cimme % moi ter lie sen: Srurn
rom yer present path; yer goin' ter
de dogs. .
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
WOULD NOT BE WALL PAPER.

Two "dusky' bellies were heard
discussing The various functions on
their social calendars for the win
..ter few days ago IN . t'a Is ave-
niue car. One was ad,o-a' ~ GER
tain lncc which promised to be a
irov sDg Success.
NO" said tic o her. "lou wont
-ea h iao eon' Ter any danes. Al
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
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SETTING HIM RIGHT.

Dentist-Little Girl, which is the
tooth that aches?
Boston Child have no tooth
that aches, sir, but there is an ex-
ccedingly sensitive nerve in the up
per right bicuspid which | shall
have TO ask YOU to treat
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
Piles! PiIiIeS! Pes!

DR.. Williams Indian Pile Ointment will cure
Blind. bleeding, liberated and Itching Piles.
IL absorbs the lilmOIs. allays the itching at once,
acts as pOultice. gives instant relief. nr.
w Hams Indian Pile ointment Is prepared for
Piles and Itching of the private parts Every
for zoe and SlUO. 10 l-vr
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23

Regulates the bowels. promotes
easy natural movements, cures
constipation-Doan's Regulets.
Ask your druggist for them. 25c
a box. 25-5t.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1907-01-23
WOMEN 1T THE BOTTOM OF 1T.

Nov, Minnie, who discovered
American" asked the teacher.
columbus, promptly answered
the little girl.
"And how did he come TO know it,
was over herc?"
"Oh, suppose he overheard two
women talking about il :"