The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-02-24

arrival OF Blinkss autoniooe on that cventful day
Dive know. Honora." Mr.. Foggariy said. "hefurc ye
came that day, an tould as tn loss av VIM j.
Bryan an We sint oIara's byes out an got him. Tim
OIiara an me was called tn front his shtore be
seein runaway horse dash by.
Thin VIC saw a cloud dusr at tn head tn
.Howly shn,oker says /. .Phwhat's that eomini'
II dnnaw says oHara, it looks like ta-able gone
9TH saints preserve u.s. says /. its Bansheev
BE this time it had ta-aken snddint turn OFF tn
road an comm down tn sidewalk hckity split.
an there oud lady fright in front az It.
She'll be killed. shouts.
".It's tn ould maid-th' minister's sisther, yellS
OIara. an shes as deaf as a posir, says he, oh.
me /. Oh, my she's goncrF says he
more dishtance than two-siNteenths av a rid
hair--shplt an polished-frm her-she seen it,. an
Whit she was up an awnin pole like monkey, tircrc
she chung til top ettin off ycs that ad make
amy Jog horn til Atlantic coasht turin green with
Meantime III thing brushed an whn it meA
four byes carayin av counter out av shtore, is
made <indlin TIL counter an left I'll byes tangled
up in TIL splinthers.
"Immajety afther this, it took more ur-rn an
whit bang! through plate glass window into mill
linary shore There fufteen winlmcn IN there &C
this time an they at once commnccd an exhibition Az
fufteen hundred different kinds Mysteries all over
Mebbe twas this that scared III thing small blame
t-annyhow, it backed right III pa-ace. an
right tn shreet down some steps into
oobbler shop an scared tn oobblers stif-wan av
thin still THROWN fits whn left
Here til thing shtopped 1t turned over on its back
with its wheels spnnn in til air. squrtin oil an benz
zine like lawn fountain an here, FIR til rsht time Il
was discovered be an automobile in dishguise
"Av course there wild excitement, an within,
afther time little appeared. baGe headed, with
his collar l,alf off his r-rppeap tn ba ack
his pa ants shmeared with blackssS ii, sole
his patent leather shoes half TORN off tn crowd knew
without his sayn' a wor-rd he til propreather
tn rid divolc an they wud have lynchcd him, tien an
there, but FIR his wife bcin' with him.
"Hc arrsted at wonct. TIL joodge fined him
svinty-hve dollars an made him pay fr all tn dam.
ages.
1T was ndade sight { him payin' thim an
they all prisint EXCEPT wan
"Phwhat that?' enqured Mrs. FoggartN
There bill brought in fir frightenin tn zino
linin' tn ould maid. tn minister's sisther.
"Afther tepin' him he wud like 1 send him up fr Z
million years, tn joodge let him CO.
who thcy!" asked Mrs. Foggarty.
Teddy Corcoran, who rims tn elevator tn sky
borough Flats knows them. They live there, he says.
and does the other couple that along. They
don't speak now, he says Bechune TIL wimmin il used
be Pet an 'Darin'' he says, whin they meet
in tn elevator tn air gets could it nd ma-ake you
shiver, he says.
'Annyhow. it's sorry thing, Mrs. Fosgartys people
have sinse of fitness"
"Phwhat do we name by that, Dinnis?"
Il name, Mrs. Foggarty. that if We had good sinses
wudnt try t ma-ake a churn out church organ,
mr. an ice cream freezer out . sausage stufen"
NO. wuddent!'
Then. Mrs. Foggarty yell that fuie that buys
AUTOMOBILE becomes dunn fule, If he trys make
it into a dinin'r-room ia able
"Shure, an that aisy," said Mrs. FoEgarr
with the emphasis of conviction.