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ARCHITECTS, CONTRACTORS, ETC

D. A. MAY. CONTRACTOR AND
Builder. Estimates furnished on
all kinds OF masonry, cement walks,
stone walls. etc. Leave orders at East
Oregonian office.
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FuNEaAL DlREcT.oNs.
Man Who vvantsd Books In He Comm

Man Who Wanted Books In He Conn
eurial Rohs lof Scarlet silk.
Sir James Colquhoun, whose recent
u proved viii contains q direction that
his body should be dressed for burial
in evening costume, was. one Of the
men who have made unconventional
arrangements for their interment.
! One Of the most singular Of these
testamentary directions was that Of
John Underwood of Whittlesea, whose
body, fully dressed. was placed in a
green coffin. Under his head was
placed a copy Of Horace, his feet rest
ed on Bentley's Milton" Bentley's
Horace" was placed beneath his back
and on his right and left sides were a
third Horace and a Greek Testament.
Mrs. Margaret Cousins Of Cuxton, in
Kent, made her last journey attired in
q flaming dress of scarlet silk, and a
coal newer of Tong, near Leeds Zone
Jack Hustler), was laid to rest with
his head pillowed on a lump of coal
and with his pipe and tobacco by his
Observation-Disclosures Gazette.
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sPolLs OF AUSTRIAN COURT

How They Are Divided Among tho At.
tendant sUpon Royalty.
Court etiquette in Austria Is more
stringent than in other European
courts.
The attendants come in for large
perquisites, as comestible articles are
never allowed to appear twice on the
royal tables. It must be good thing
to be one of these attendants, as to one
man falls all the uncorked bottles, to
another the wine left in the glasses,
and the game. fish, and sweets are
equally divided in the same way.
Each morning market is held n
the basement of the palace, where the
Viennese come to purchase the re.
mains Of the banquet.
This custom is revival Of one that
obtained great favor in the Middle
Ages. Then the great lords Of the land
were not above accepting the remains
Of a feast and the lord chancellor was
entitled to the ends Of one large candle
and forty small ones each day.
He in his turn made capital Of this
perquisite and undoubtedly his ex-
chequer was greatly increased BY Il at
the end q thas year. b.
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individuals, as there are hours in the
day. II he cannot read "A. and B. and
G. a. he meets them, then he wastes
his time. throws away his own invalu-
able energy and goes far towards
complete failure in his sales.
Here. for instance, IL q man who
plays the game Of !. blum. but so
iblandly and quietly that unlels Mr..
Brown can look right through his
IEimlet eyes and meet him With pa
tdence. tact pleasantly, honest dog:
lgedness, whstever that special bluft
demands. no viii mset his better.
IIers. Il. another man who II abnormal.
ElyS conservative: smother Who knows
very ven xhat the stock u. but thinks
IT, maks 4 dollar ~ deprs ciation;.
SIN another who II ~ pol.hardy I'M
pulse. There 81 yosr quiclr. keen
iloEical. t-torward ana stingyI
mas Isre \ are . mn Who are nj
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Fig. 2.-siIt Basin.

junction of several lines of tile which
empty into one tile outlet, or at the 10.
cation where the grade changes from
that of greater to a less one. At
this junction silt is often deposited
and, without the use of this basin,
would clog the tile.
Silt basins are frequently covered
over deep enough to cultivate the soil
above them, while catch basins are
not. Great care should be exercised in
locating silt basins, especially in
drains where the fall is very slight, as
the basin has tendency to check the
flow of water. 1t is always desirable
to have the outlet at least four inches
above the inlet.
The silt should be cleaned out of the
silt basin as often as it fills up to the
outlet tile. This will be oftener the
first year than later on. Figure 2
illustrates the construction of a silt
basin.
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talk, men who wait for Brown to say
1t all; men who know what they want
and won't say so: men who don't
Know what they want and think they
are wisdom personifed; men who
overestimate the possible results and
blame him If disappointed; men who
know Mr.. Browns business better
than he does himself, tell him all
about its constituency, and his utter
inability to supply their wants.
From such, and many other kinds
1t 1s Mr.. Browns duty to get business.
He must meet each and the most
difficult OF tasks, be all things to all
men and he himself remain fair and
square.
He must interpret the needs of his
customers, sensitive to their likes and
dislikes to any particular kind of
stock under selection. He must be
an encyclopedia of information
Trade conditions must be under his
finger as the pulse of the patient is
under the finger of the physician.
He should be able to help his custom
err decide the conical time for buying
or selling. To do this successfully, he
becomes a prophet: senses condi,
tons!
Mr.. Brown never attempts to de-
preciate the value or merits of a rival
or competing house in order to Sc
cure business for the firm he repre-
sents. He finds honorable means of
convincing his would.be patron of
the advantages of dealing with his
concern. Mr.. Brown never neglects
his business. His heart, his brain,
his conscience, his whole efforts are
everlastinsly at it in the interests of
his arm and Of his customers. He
can hold his tongue, likewise he can
give his confidence; it needs strength
and Judgment to do both wisely. EN-
bodied system, punctuality and relia-
bility; these characterize the ideal
salesman.
The ideal salesman is possible. We
ind his counterpart in the yards at
South Omaha. and he it is who keeps
the pace Of trade up to lively mark.
placing supply and demand in touch
with each other. l can say from a
long and varied experience that he
is not rare character and count
myself proud to meet him, in frequent
visits to the stock yards at that
point-Charlotte Whitney. Kearney.
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THE IDEAL SALESMAN
BY CHARLOTTE WHITNEY.

Ideals are easy to portray. To fol-
low ideals is another matter. To talk
about an ideal salesman" requires
eloquent words and felicitous COM
PARSONS. To become an ideal sales
man is matter of life experience and
may be we'll said to begin with the
commencement Of active manhood.
To tell how to become an ideal
salesman" is one thing short of the
impossible. Carlisle could call men
fools, but even his mighty vocabulary
did not tell how to become wise.
Therefore will attempt portrayal
only and wish my pen was more skill
full and keen to show forth the
kaleidoscope virtues of the ideal
salesman"
Let me call him Mr.. Brown. Mr..
Browns identity precedes and under
lies his business relations. He is an
ideal man; fair and square; fair, that
is to say, without reproach, a man
whose eye is clear and whose record
is open to any who care to read.
Square. clean cut, no evasive turns
and twists, and snake-in-the-grass
curves; man you can count on just
as you can count on the proportions
and angles of square.
Add to these fundamental qualities,
certain little finishings and furnish
ings Of personality, pleasing in ad-
dress, courteous In response, cool in
-
firm in proposition. prompt in en-
gagements, these and other essentials
go to make Mr.. Brown q desirable
representative of any undertaking, es-
pecially true in this, business that
covers more kinds Of experience than
almost any other on record.
Mr.. Brown understands human ma
ture. He must. In the course of one
day he will meet AZ many kinds of
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successful Swine BREEDING.

For successful swine breeding 1 find
that the following points must be OBJ.
served: Select from your young hogs
those intended for brood sows, and
feed them food that will make them
grow and that will give them good
muscles and good frame, avoiding
much food Of a fatteni4g character.
See, that the sows have 10 or IA teats.
Two or three weeks before breeding
time feed heavier, so that the sows
will gain nicely. Select a stock hog
that is strong and vigorous. After
breeding, continue feeding food that
is bone and muscle.making. A few
days before narrowing time pen UP.
each sow and feed moderately, giving
such food as is to be fed after farrow.
ing. A change of feed may cause
scours in the pigs. Do not give too,
much variety at any time. These
points are overlooked by a majority Of
farmers.
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PATENTS.

List Of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern Inventors.
Reported by Lothrop & Johnson.
patent lawyers, Oil Pioneer Press
building, ST. Paul. Mimi: Harley E..
Coger, Minneapolis, Mimi, therapeutic
lamp; Andrew E. Gagnon, Minneapo-
lis, Mimi, coat adjuster; Thomas w.
Jerrens. st. Paul, Mimi, grass Irvine
machine; Andrew Nelson, So. SILVIA
ter, MIMI, water turbine; Gustaf o.
ton, Monticello, Mimi, power transmit
ting mechanism; Nels A. Rodness,
Clarified, Mimi, draft equalizer;
Charles r. Smead, st. Paul, Mimi,
clip fastener.
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In Doubt.

In Doubt.
The New York politician had gone
into journalism.
Il suppose" remarked the clerical
caller, that your desire is to assist in
the great uplift?"
"Uplift?" replied the editor, doubt
fully. "Uplift? Is that anything like
q hold-up?"
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SORE SHOULDERS

fwould like very much to personally meet every
gore shoulders and tell him about Security Gail
Salve This Is impossible SO am going to tell you
through the paper.
You and both know that horses working with
as much work without running down as When they
are free from gnip also knov perfectly vol that
you do not know Il. fyos did yen would buy bon
or your dealer NJ once and cure them up. for you
thing yop G s9pa Yen
or II you prefer to try it first will mali You :
sample can free. just write for Tit will 60 yen
on first mail.
Also want to tell you that Security Antisertie
Healer Is as good for barb wire cuts as Security
IN 25c SOC and 90 sizes. Use them for your needs5
guarantee you perfect satisfaction.
Frank B. Donnie. President,
SECURITY REMEDY co. Minneapolis, HIM
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Convincing.

In the cafe they were speaking of
the proposed new tax. But then"
cried the novelist e., furiously, what
can do when I wish to prove that
am not making money!"
Y, his kind confrere, replied: do
as the merchants do, show your
books!"
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Fig. Catch Basin.

The silt that accumulates should be
cleaned out as often as is necessary.
Figure l illustrates the construction
of catch basin walled with brick.
The water enters it through crate
in the top.
The construction of silt basin is
similar to that of the catch basin. It
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-08-16

When Adam discovered that he was
shy of clothes he put on his thinking
cap.
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Handle Yearlino coIts.-Don't for.
get to keep up an acquaintance with
the. yearling colt. The first season
they are ont on pasture they are apt
to become wild unless they ars
handled occasionally.
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Full, Measure.

Full Measure.
Jack-I am going to give you kiss,
my dear.
Eva-Then give it to me quickly.
Jack-But why quickly?
Eva-Because "he gives twice who
gives quickly"
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First Sight and Second Sight.
Marriage is the result of falling in
love at first sight. Divorce comes
when you get your second sight.
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A woman thinks man can accom-
plish anything. But man knows bet
ter.
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The notion that it is only possible
to sin or act foolish in a saloon is a
great mistake.
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GOLD COUNTRY" cEYLoN TEA
worth dollar ID. sold for Soc Write VIM.
McMurray. St Paul, Mimi, for free sa annie.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-08-16

Step ladders and alarm clocks have
helped lots Of people to get up in the
world.
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Like Most Of Us.

And If you had all the money you
wanted would you be really satisfied"
We'll, I'd be satisfied If I had all I
could get"
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When q man Is uneasy himself he
asks everybody he meets to have con-
fidsnce. a
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SHIP CATTLE. HOGS AND SHEEP.
Highest market price guaranteed.
CARSON, WOOD & WELLER.
South St. Paul, Minnesota
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STACK COVERS, AWNINGS, TENTS.
Flags etc. For information and prices. write
American Tent & Awning Co, Minneapolis
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All things come to those who wait.
especially if no one else wants them.
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The ear does as much to circulate
scandal as the tongue.
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GUNS, TRAPS, DECOYs. ETC.
Lowest prices Write for free catalog No. I
Y. w: Hide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis. Mimi
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WE PAY TOP PRICES FOR CREAM
Cash every day. Write for prices and tags
MILLER q HOLMES. St. Paul. MINI,
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Haven't You often wished your run
ming expenses would slow down to a
walk:
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The desire to be good is universal
but that's as near as some people ever
get.
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ladiea Can Near Shoe.

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. a certain cure for swollen sweating,
cept no substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
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Catch Basins and Silt Holes

The best method for conducting sur.
face water to . tile II through catch
basin. This basin II constructed 81
digging hole In the ground and vail.
ing It UP with stone, brick. plank or
sewer tile. The depth varies from
four to six feet, and the diameter from
two to I'VE feet, according to the
amount of water to be carried away
and the size Of the tile outlet. The
tile outlet 10 placed two feet above
the bottom Of the basin. This pro-
vides place in the bottom for the
accumulation of silt, thus preventing
It from being carried into the tile.
The water enters the basin through
q coarse iron crate, either at the top
or at the side near the top. This crate
keeps out the trash. The mouth Of the
outlet tile should also be protected
with coarse screen to keep out trash
that may pass through the inlet crate.
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Nothing keeps people faithful better
than your faith in them.
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Love never remains when reverence
has departed. sz ;,s II
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coNcoRD1A COLLEGE.

Collegiate. Academic. Normal. Business
Ladies Seminary, Elocution, Music. Illus
trated catalogue free on application. Ad-
dress, Prof. Il. Bogstad, Moorhead, MINI.
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No Headache in the Mornina.

krause's Headache Capsules for over-in-
Norman Lichty Mfg. Co., Des MONIES, la.
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SHIP YOUR CREAM

to Crescent Creamery Co.. St. Paul. MINI.
Write to-day for tags and prices.
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no RELIEF FROM ECZEMA
For Over Two Years-Patent Msdl.
cines, Quaek Cures and Doctors
Fail-cuticura Succeeds.

II was very badly affiicted with ecze-
ma for more than two years. The
parts affected were my limbs below
the knees. tried all the physicians
In the town and some in the surround
ing towns, and also tried all the pat
ent remedies that heard Of, besides
all the cures advised by old women
and quaclis, and found no relief what.
ever until commenced using the Gu.
ticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and
Cuticura Resolvent. In the Cuticura
Remedies found immediate relief,
and was soon sound and well. c. V.
Beltz, Tippecanoe, Ind, Nov. Is, '05."
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DAcoTAH BRAND PANTS, SHIRTS

And Mackinaws. guaranteed to wear. We
of your dealer. Dacotah Mfg Co.. ST. Paul.
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IN n b n j NO
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Dakota Variety.

Dakota Variety.
Barker-What kind of seas are be-
yond matrimonial seas?
Harker-Why, divorsees.
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IL usually smaller in diameter. has
about the same depth. and two-foot
space below the outlet for the accu-
mutation Of silt. It IL walled the
same - the catch basin.
A silt basin takes care of water
brought to it by means of tile. The
location Of . silt basin shouldxbe at the
The Jewish outlook., 1907-08-30

number of Jews who lived in very
liberal atmosphere With the new
regime under the control of the Powers,
it was necessary to take into serious con-
sideration the remarks of the governor
of Jerusalem.
The grand vizier Immediately in
formed Chief Rabbi Moses Levy, that
for the reasons stated by the Inspector
General of Macedonia, and especially by
the Governor of Jerusalem, Rabbi Meir
could not occupy the post of spiritual
chief of The community of Salonica or
any other town. In consequence, he in
vited' him to proceed to fresh elections
for the choice Of a new candidate.
This news produced a most painful
impression here, as well as in Salonica,
whittier it was communicated by tele~
graph. Everybody, without exception,
is unanimous in recognizing that this
sad affair is solely due to the bad adj
ministration Of Rabbi Levy, who, hav-
ing suppressed the Consistoire, has no
other oounsellors than his son-in-law
and grandson.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-08-30
FOREIGN
Russia
Suggested Educational Restrictions.

The Tovaristch is informed of a re-
markable project now under considera-
ton in Russian bureaucratic circles.
The government is afraid that neither
the courts-lnartial, nor any other repres
sive measures will sufficiently guarantee
the triumph of reaction. The authori-
ties are, therefore, on the lookout for
stronger measures, and, as usual, they
do not propose to omit the Jews from
their plans. In their opinion, peace
and tranquility can only be restored in
Russia by excluding all Jews from the
universities, as they believe that the
Jewish students alone are responsible
for the revolutionary movement. They,
therefore, think it advisable either to
close all higher educational institutions
to the Jews, or to admit them in such
small numbers as to make their pres
ence quite innocuous. Another idea
suggested IN official spheres is the Gre
alton of jurely Jewish university.
-matriculated Jews will not be
admitted to the Kieff University this
year In the cast of the matriculateG
Jews, the applications Of the medallists
alone will be considered.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-08-30
Turkey
Rejection of Rabbi Jacob MeTr.

The Imperial Ottoman government
has categorically refused to accede to
the appointment Of Rabbi Jacob MeIr,
not only as chief rabbi of Saonica, but
also to the least official post. The In
spector-General of Macedonia, His EX-
cellency Hi!mi Pasha, wrote to the new
governor of Jerusalem for information
concerning Rabbi Meir's qualifications.
and the governor replied that Rabbi
Meir was a very enlightened man, hav-
ing easy access to every sphere Of the
Jewish and nOn-Jewish population, but
as it was averred that he was in very
close relations with the Alliance Israel
ite of Paris and other analogous insti-
tutions of The West, he could not assume
the responsibility of recommending him
for the post under consideration. Hifml
Pasha transmitted this information to
the grand vizier, and pointed out that
the city of Salonica comprised large
The Jewish outlook., 1907-08-30

stronger 1nanclally-One Gay helpng
the Bank Of England, and another max
ing large loan to carry out the schemes
of king-their Importance and the i'm
portance OF their race were steadily re-
fected in the attitude of the various gov
ernments toward them. Hereditary I'll
ties of nobility began to be heaped upon
them, first by one nation and then by an
other And what was more important,
the laws that bore down upon Jews be-
gan to be relaxed.
AS an example of this relaxation, it
may be said that in England, since 1888,
ii has been lawful for a Jew to be a law
yer; since 1S45 it has been lawful for
him to be an alderman or a mayor. And
since 1858, Jews have been eligible to the
British Parliament.
How well the Jews have taken advan-
tage of these belated rights may be UNI
derstOOd when the fact is recalled that {
ROthSchild in 1885 became a member Of
the House of Lords, that five Jews have
since been lord mayors of London, an,l
that Disrael entered Parliament and
afterward became the greatest prime
minister Of England since the days OF
Pitt Furthermore, Sir Edward Levy
Lawson, owner of the London Daily Tel
egraph, has been raised to the peerage as
Lord Burnbam.
In every walk of life, Jews are at the
front in England Nathan Meyer, Bar
on Rothschiid, is one of the foremost
men in the country. Rufus Isaacs, K.C.,
is a member of Parliament, and is re-
garded as the cleverest commercial law
yer in London.
In the other countries it is the same.
Luigi Luzzatti has served Italy well as
minister OF her treasury. General Otto
length, an Italian Jew, performed as good
service as minister of war Holland has
no living painter so famous as Josef Is
raels Maurice Loewy achieved distinc
ton as director of the Observatory of
Paris Two Jews-Alfred Ballin, lirec
tor general of the Hamburg American
Steamship Company and Ludwig Max
Goldberger-are among the friends and
political allies Of Emperor William,
while Adolf Won SOnnenthal is the great
est actor Of the German-spealling stage.
and Professor Albert Fraenkel is
leader in German medical science.
But the most magnificent work that
Jews are doing anywhere is undoubtedly
being accomplished in Russia. There
they are IN the vanguard of the forces
that are fighting for the establishment OF
just government based on liberty.