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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29
Son,e ONE to I.nncht At.

why We git so hot because the comic
papers make fun w tn Irish. Shure,
tn same papers carlcachoor tn Ing
fish, Dootch. Scotch, Jews, Dagoes,
Japs an Rooshians, also.
Finnegan (fiercely) why
shouldn't they? Paple must have
something to laugh at,-Brooklyn
Life
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Once more Debs is making a noise
like fellow in cucumber patch" says
the Philadelphia Ledger. No, like
fellow with cucumber patch in him.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

II some OF that southern Utah oil
were poured on the troubled waters of
the telegraphers strike it would calm
tho waves Of angry passion
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

The telegraph editors are beginning
TO look upon the striking telegraph
operators as undesirable citizens.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

The Confederate veterans are said to
be dying off rapidly. They have no
pensions to keep them alive.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Chicago is to have Dreadnought au-
tomobile to be used as a police patrol
wagon. This win be dreadful.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

John d. Rockefeller has decided not
TO give any more interviews. This de-
islon viii eclipse. in large measure
the gaiety OF the nations.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

War with Japan would teach any
Caucasian nation what the white mans
burden is,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Secretary Root is reported to be quite
H. He needs radical treatment.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

A new cake is called the Minehaha
1t is mixed with laughing water
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Hetty Green says that she was quite
belle in her youth. The lady has
Imagination as well as wealth.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Very few of the presidential booms
will go sounding down the corridors of
time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Visiting princes are more royalty
treated in the United States than in
Europe
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Walter Wellman says that he is
about TO set sail for the north pole
II is about time.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Mr. Bryan says that Governor
Hughes lacks backbone. He may yet
accuse him of lacking whiskers.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

A Chicago writer says that the ell
bows tell ones disposition Partc-
ularly OF those who elbow their way
through crowd.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

ticns and ingredients OF tho best HUI
man ration remain a mystery TO be
solved by individual appetite or ca
price, or by the state OF the market
and the size OF ones pocket-book.
IT is, however. interesting to note
that all tho observations seem to point
to the necessity for restriction of
the meat diet. and an extension of the
use of the fruit and vegetable foods.
This much may be safely accepted,
without going to extremes; and ia in
entire accordance with tho teachings
OF modern revelation on the subject
The modified form OF vegetarianlsm
admits. without distinction. either raw
or after cooking. all the products of
the vegetable klngdom--frults, Juicy
logumes. feculents, cereals. and legu-
minous vegetables: and also milk and
eggs, which, although OF animal origin
would appear not TO contain, at least
normally the poisons OF disassimila-
ton that lead to the rejection OF what
DR.. Colliere calls 'necrophagy"
(corpse-eating).
In this form vegetarianism is gain
ing many converts,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

1t will be easier to free Cuba of yell
low fever than of internal strife.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

The Smaller and Smaller the tele-
graphers' strike becomes the bigger 1t
gets.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

A hair specialists says that badness
Is on the increase. Our own experience
teaches us that 1t is on the head.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

English wldowers should he happy
now. They may marry their deceased
wives sisters.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

at last l can live in peace" says
Mrs. Eddy. And If not in peace at least
in Concord,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Aguinado is farming near Manila,
and leading buolic life instead Of an
tnsurrection.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

Like the star of empire, Secretary
Taft is taking his way westward.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

The ways Of peace-.the streets of The
Hague.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29

The rebellion in Morocco is not dead
but Moor-i-bund.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-29
SCHOOL SUITS.

Boys are naturally rough
on clothing, Our School Suits
are made, especially for
heavy wear, at the same time
they have a splendid appear
ance, making the boy take
pride in himself. They will
please and give excellent
wearing satisfaction.
The evening world., 1907-03-04

one OF the assassins was captured
itc said the Inspector had been SEN
trtrer-i t''-,tr-rttf by ,.fu :soctst ftavoIu=
1 .innIsis on account OF his cruelty to
US IItfTsRI prTE,InGTS
The evening world., 1907-03-04
Veteran Fireman, When her
Vi
Dying, Had Pets at
His Bedside.
~
BABE THEM FAREWELL
They'll he Miss Ne Soreiy, :
Said the Old Smoke
Eater, and They Do.

Jerry" Kelly, veteran fireman sot
forty years service. Is aerd at hi,
home. at No. IFS yEas, E!ghtic,h street.
and Babe Irving ana Irving Grannis
arc left 10 mourn him with grief that
knows no xolace. The big brindie ball
Irying Grannio xhines 10 her Two Pups
about hitn and htar;5 10 the door eI-
pectantly AZ every step on the stair.
Tho big dog tshe rs a blue ribbonerJ has
not eaten since her mast ter died. nor has
her Erim-tnced sister.
1t was in the days when the city lin
!,s'rsached nbou, to Fourteenth street
that Jerry Kelly was born. When he
was old enough 10 toddls he was sci TO
watching his tsther'. cows-withsn n
stones throw OF tho place where hc'lles
dead to-day. He used. as he grew older,
70 go downtown and watch the old
"vambs" pull the Tiger" or the Little
Giant through the narrow streets to-
put out some fre that generally bnrnei.
tho house down betora..they gut: there
With their queer hand-pump apparatus.
When Jerry res-hiS- enough ne be-
came vamp himself and ran With
ae engine" with his red-shirted com
rades' Thoss were Wild old days when
tho "vamps were in politics deep, and
rough rows were frequent. The, Tho
W1T-cIEIs.=aad=Je anouidered hi,
musket and marched away. TO return
Ea9rIfs two ycxrs Iator. morc or !ax.-. t,,,t-
-cs eui!er holes, bu, stIl w.sh plenty o,
hGht In him and Rs much love for IRE.
hEhting as ever. q.
The evening world., 1907-03-04
THREE E|REMEN
HURT At BLAZE
SET BY TRAMP
Stable Of Beitsch, Friend
of the Hoboes," Is
DESTROYED.

6ome IN grateful tramp tried TO burn
Che homo OF the late John De.tsch, the
friend OF trampa, IL No. $40 Cauldwen
avenue. tho Bronx. to-day, and In say
Ing tho house three aremen were hurt.
Mt beitsch for thlrty-nve Years never
turned q hungry man or woman from
hiS door. There were days when he
would give as nIhnytas twenty trarnps
food. AR. Beitsoh died short while
ago. and his son John ASSUMED tho
place ns head or tho housa.
Young John was ns Charitable na his
father. ard t-aTTtps continued to come
70 the house until nsighbors complained.
stop feeding thu tramps.- young Mr.
Belts was advised by tho police.
When tho food was stopped the first
atiompt to burn tho Be!tsch homo was
made. Ths fire was discovered by Lem
on. small fox terrier. and little dam
nSa was d9rc Lemon again discovered
fire early to-day. This time II was Ia
the staote9-,Ts'tro7 no ..tttstG dog yuvs t,is
alarm and the frcmcn came The dos,
followed tho Arcrel into tho burning
stable and pcrished- Her pup2y tried to
go with her bu; was dragged BACK
T'1ruTor'TE -or rf50ff- ard \ tsrsiIiTr
Company No. 10 were Ia the stable
when the roof fell
Sdnip6I Delaney slsiAired a fractured
leg: Gsorga l., Forest was burned
about the head and face: John Fur
man was Injured about the head and
body. The sta5lsiwas totally destroyed.
with q ln41-nt .:t.o Tho biz house s.la
not damaged
The evening world., 1907-03-04
PROF. Prof. B. B F. LEE, OF
COLUMBIA, DEAD.
Was Descendant of Old New Eng
land Family and Member
of Several Clubs.

Benjamin Franklin Lee. Professor OF
Real Estate and Equity Jurisprudence
IN Columbia University, ard OF Patent
Law in the New York Law -Seisoei.-ts
dead at his home. No. Gramercy Park.
OF general debility. aged s!xy-eight
years.
Mr. Leo was born IN this city and was
o descendant of Thomas Lee, who In
lsil founded the town OF Lyme. Conn.
yHa was graduated from Columbia and
Williams College ard began the prac-
t.se OF law here in 1851. Mr.. Leo had
been III fcr-sc'nc time HIS aaetttl oo-
He Was member OF the Knicker-
booker, the Union. the seAwanhAka
Yacht and other clubs. besides the Sons
OF tho Revolution and other noclet.es.
The evening world., 1907-03-04
CIRCUS THIS YEAR
BIGGER THAN EVER.
=Eghty-sirRaitroat VIII Be
NEEDED to Transport AaitI.----
mals and Properties.

The work OF preparing the Barnum
a. Bailey circus for the summer sea-
son is rapidly nearing completion at
the bridgeport winter quarters, An
army OF car and wagon builders-nan-
vas.makers. painters and other artisans
have been ousy all winter getting
things IN shape for the road" Much
OF the equipment Is new, and the num-
Der OF cars has been augmented. This
has been necess!tated by an enlarge
The evening world., 1907-03-04
Wouldn't TAX. Sick Leave.

Capt. shcerer begged him to lay OF.
You're an old man, Kelly he said.
and good one. We can't afford 10
lose you. Go home and boil IT, out OF
you"
Kelly shook his head.
.i:1,=As=ta.tsi,= za-ss::ss.. = he replied.
"I'll stick It out.
- BatTths battered oid veteran over
estimated his own strength. and four
days ago he took to his bed. and threo
days later NO left h1s bullet-scar.ed
old body.
Bring me the togs, no sa!d as he
was dying. And Walter o'Brien. of No.
sll East ..ighty-fourth street. his friend
and also a doS lover. held 4Grannle and
her pups up Tor MIN to fondle. Kelly
earessed them till he had to desIs, from
weakness. -
II meant the pups for the boys." h,
The evening world., 1907-03-04

said, 'bu, l guess they. :. navs TO DO
sold now. Take them Rwnr-thcy'N miss
me sore!y- when I'm gone"
Kelly will be buried to-day from. the
Chproh ot st. Ignutlus. at Park aveuue
ana EiGa;y-fourth street. and avery
fireman that knew him--and that means
tire wfIUts department pTGtty noaFIvILsz
and can get on Will be Mt the funeral.
but while they all mourn ms death SIM
cerciy, they do not feel hts ebscncc with
the Intensity OF homely, lonely Grannle,
who, forgetting her two sprnwllng pups,
iLstEcs all -asasE-s.p- t..a ...t.i
OF q step she will never hear again.
The evening world., 1907-03-04

booking for "mascots" from .Jsrry's ken
neis. He never sold his dogs TO hre.
mon hut pretty welt every company in
the old city had one OF keilys dogs for
a mascot.
Kelly distinguished himself at mary
t,re. too; He had nil tho Sr.e ard
aSgressivencss OF ono OF his heavy
towicd pets. and he NPd plenty Of oppor-
tunity In his chosen work to show It
II was Commissioner Sturgis who. some
four or Avo years back. had tho grIzzlcd
old smoko-eater detailed MS messenger
atRFire Headquarters, a Job that gave
Kelly plentyIot time to devote to his
br!ndled seduites nj home. Comm!s.
'H!oncr HayrR. however. sent Kelly back
on acsivcidqty and he was serving with
Engine No. 49, on Blackwclis Island,
when. week ago. he caught the cold
rhat caused his death.
The evening world., 1907-03-04
Hls Maaeots weneseop az

Soon after his return ths frst paid nre
department was orEnaized and Jerry
Joined II He wss; good deal OF dog
taneier IN those days. as indeed he re.
mained to the day Q: his death. Some.
now tho boys. got In the habit o,
The evening world., 1907-03-04

Political prisoners
The evening world., 1907-03-04

.
ment OF tho menaEertq and an Increase
In the number OF horses
Some Idea OF the magnitude OF this
years exhibition may DO gained from
the ssa;aEssnt-ih 81 asihr-=ts- carx WIN
b utilized to transport the snow; the
employees number coartdFrabiy OVER a
honsSnd: there are COO horses. twenty
nine elephants, nearly hundred cages
OF animals and n vast amount; OF prop
,r'ticsir The tent city viii have twelve
big and little tents,
Tho main hlrpodromo pavilion. which
has been completed. is said to DO the
largest ever constructed for circus pur
poses. and will hny. ncats for ls.npo.
THers will be three rings, two stages
and forest OF aerial apparatus for the
exploitation OF 800 performers. and tho
racing tracR Will Do l,sco ftet in lfngth.
The evening world., 1907-03-04

IN ,oings,- coques and fancy fcathers.--l.vcry dc
tall has been carefully noted. Every French Trimmed
Model Hat has been scanned aud every p7rttclur kind
wing or feather has been found among tie makers and
purchased IN quantities enabling bring the prices down
to popular basis-and throughout millinery
department..
The evening world., 1907-03-04
.TERR0RISTS- CARRY
OUT DEATH SENTENCE.
Russian Prison Inspector Shot to
's'-i' = '-5.l---i'''' '''1
Political Conyicts.

8 1TFA. Enropean RUSSIA. Mafch -
Prison Inspector Kobe was shot and
killed car'y to-day by three Revolution
Isis while in from, o: hi aprlvatc resi-
dcnco
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-28

gherlxin and a tablespoonful of parsley.
Press in a cloth to remove any watery
Juice. then pound all together to a pulp.
To this add the mayonnaise and serve
in small dish.
Pare two large or three small cucumbers
and cut into thin slices. Drop into iced
salt water for half an hour, then drain
and dry on a cloth. Mix together four
tablesp0onfuls of olive oil, a half tea
spoonful of salt, dash Of cayenne and
a tablespoonful of vinegar, stirring until
the vinegar globules are not discernible.
Pour this over the cucumbers. With this
course serve finger sandwiches of plain
brown or entire wheat bread.
Allow either a whole or half SQUAD for
each person according TO size. Split down
the back. clean and feather each. turn
ing the tip of the wing under the back
bone as in broiling chicken. Dip into
melted butter which has been seasoned
with a drop of tabasco a few drops of
Worcestershire and salt. Arrange in a
buttered broiler and broiL flesh side
downward first for from twelve to fifteen
OF which quart (shelled) will be need
ed. Melt two tablespoonfuls of butter in
a saucepan with lump of sugar, a scant
teaspoonful OF salt and a dash of pepper.
add the peas, and a few spoonfuls of
boiling water and cook until tender. They
should be served quite dry.
Scrub and bake eight large potatoes.
Scoop them out and put through q ricer
per to taste. a third of cupful Of hot
milk, a large tablespoonful of butter and
beat until light. Mix in lightly the stiff
fly whipped whites of three eggs. heap
in small paper cases, dab the tops lightly
with white of egg and place on a pan in
hot oven until lightly colored.
For the salad open two small cans or
one glass jar of lobster, drain and dice
the meat, sprinkle II with dressing made
as directed for cucumbers. Prepare a
mayonnaise with the yolks OF two eggs,
a half teaspoOnful of salt a spoonful of
cayenne and a pint of olive oil and about
five tablespoonfuls of lemon Juice (Take
one-half for the fish, Dilute half cup
full with little lemon juice, mix with
the lobster and one pint Of cut celery.
Arrange on the salad dish and garnish
with pinolas and celery tips
Take one cupful and a half of syr1ip
from canned strawberries. Soak a third
of a package of gelatine in three table,
spoonfuls of cold water, dissolve over
hot water and mix with the syrup one
tablespoonful of lemon juice. When be-
ginning to thicken add one pint of heavy
cream whipped to stiff froth and hean
in punch or sundae glasses. Garnish with
fresh berries.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-28
Why Is Goat? 6,.:.. B' ST. Beer b: E: sss

been derived from Jan Primus, or Jan. ].
Duke of Brabant. and a mythical Flem-
ish king % the thirteenth century He
Is said to have. been the inventor of beer.
Bock-beer. you understand. is an ancient
brew. Gembrinus is always pictured as
having a flowing beard like that OF a
goat, hence the adoption of the goat and
his whiskers as the symbol of bock-beer-
You may get other explanations, but this
is the straight of II.
Fat Schuler-Huh, give us a hard one.
This is so easy IN ashamed to take IL
You savvy this Edward Box editor Of
the Ladies' Home Journal Well, that's
it. He wrote an article once that no lady
should drink that kind of beer. So they
put his name to the beer, but. because
he didn't know how to spell the name
they set him right and called it book
beer ~.-a-s-.s.s
Frank Hatch-weil, book, you know.
means buck. Book beer is strong and
wild and Il bucks when you try to draw
It. That's how the goat happened to be
Tony Arnold-Its easy. Bock-beer
smells like a goat and they couldn't help
pltting them together. Say. you've heard
the story of the automobile and the
skun- (Sfr- Arnold's remarks were end
ed at this point through interference of
tystanders.) 2 Ett.
L. r Harr-Why. don't know that I've
ever given it much thought OF course. 1
know they always put picture of a goat
On a DOtk-DtSF- anu .SuppOsc IL -
because bock-beer always makes a man
act like a goat If he gets too much OF it.
Bock-beer get; awfully tiresome 10 a
neighborhood If a citizen gets around too
much Of it and so does a goat
John J. McPhee-Why do they have q
goat on a bock-beer sign? Why do they?
Why shouldn't they2 A few drinks of
beek-beer will make a man run around
butting into everything like goat. 1
guess that must be the reason / don't
know the real reason unless that's IL
II. p. Lytle-Why, bock-beer, you know.
is a very strong, old beer That's the an
swer. You take about four schooners OF
bock-beer and unless you have fortified
your system you'll be hopping and skip
ping around like the widest old scat thar
ever happened. The ancient Germans
learned this by watching their king one
day whea he was full of their ancient
beer. He tried to butt over everything
in town and went bucking and pitching
around SO much that they got to calling
that beer bock-beer. Book means buck in
German, you know.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-28

Frank E. Brow ning-Why. the buck s
Tne gayest of ali the sheep and the goats
and the bock~beer is the gayest of all the
beers. 1t makes you feel that way.
That's how it happened
A ]. Byron-Well. L never gave II much
study in the world, and 1 don't believe
anybody knows for sure. I'll tell you
what my IDEA OF it is. There are more
nops in bock-beeT than in any other, just
like a goat. Perhaps some man named
Book invented that kind of beer and gave
his name to it. Yes, I guess that's it.
AFTER striving in vain to reconcile all
the opinions gathered In the retail dis
tlict an appeal was made to Oscar Leh-
mann at the Salt Lake brewery.
Sure 1 know why they use the. goat"
said Mr. Lehman 1T is q long and very
beautiful legend, but I'll tell it to you
briefly:
Away back in the sixteenth century
the royal brewing house of Munich the
The ncbltman boosted that the Bruns-
wick beer was better than the Munich
variety. One word led to another ana
the head of the Hofbrau was summoned
He challenged Brunswick to a test and
arrangements were made to have IL the
following year. The time was fixed at
May l. The Brunswick man was to bring
some of his beer to Munich, where ne
should drink big schooner of the Mu-
mich beer and the head Of the Hofbrau
should drink a big schooner of the Bruas-
wick beer. Then the contestants were to
stand on one foot and thread a needle
The one that threaded his needle first was
to be declared winner.
THE Brunswick nobleman showed up
at the time agreed on and they drank
their beer. That Munich beer was welghty
and it made the Brunswick man very
warm. He went into the courtyard to
cool off. When ne thought nobody was
looking he undertook to practice standing
on one foot. As soon as he tried it he
went flat on the ground and couldn't get
Up. The Munich men trooped into the
courtyard, where he was vainly trying to
rise, and gleefully claimed the victory
What il ISL they cried sarcasticaliy. 1t
Is that you cannot the Munich beer stand,
they added. 'Nein, neinr cried the man
of Brunswick. pointing tc d small goat
in the courtyai1- The beer it Is not 4,
The book is it The little book Is II that
me down knoclkedr Ever since then the
strong beer made like that of Munich has
been called 'bock-beer' and that's why
they use the picture of the book
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-28
HOW TO LOOK TALL.

Do not. if you are short, wear tight
ly fitting clothing. for the little, thin
woman who puts on tight frocks looks
woefully weakened and old. Dress the
shoulders so as to make them appear
broad if you are little, for this will add
to your height.
The short girl can also make herself
look taller by wearing long skirts,
which will increase her apparent
height and give her a graceful air.
They may not be hygienic, but they
are very becoming.
The short girl may wear stripes run
ming lengthwise and use trimmings
that run from head to foot. But she
must not overdo this idea, for no short
girl should be conspicuous in dress. nor
should she wear many frills, which
make her look old and overweighted.
There are other items besides dress
that may make the short girl look tall,
and one is her couture. The short wo-
man should dress her hair as high as
possible, and If necessary add a tall
comb to make 1t still higher.
Another way for the short girl to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-28

Ephraim, Utah, April 2e.-Fifty years
ago April "a, on board the emigrant
ship Westmoreland, in the harbor of
Liverpool, England. Miss Eliza r.
Haarbye and c. C. A Christensen were
united in marriage by Elder John Hay.
Their wedding tour consisted of a dam
gerous journey of 1890 miles across the
plains with a handcart.
They were united in marriage on the
night of April "a, 1857. AS a result of
this union they were blessed with
seven children. six of whom are living
and thirty-three grandchildren. The
oldest child is As years OF age and the
Youngest g. Mr. Christensen was
born in Copenhagen, Denmark. on Nov
%, 1881. He took up the art of painting
early in life. and he became a first
class artist Mrs. Christensen was
born in Frederickshald, Norway, on
Nov. I3, 1894 The family first. lived at
Mt. Pleasant, moving to Epkraim in
1870. They were pioneers of Sanpete
county.
Mr. and Mrs. Christensen both enjoy
splendid health, and each looks at least
a decade younger than the ages to
which they confess. Their married life
has been unusually happy. q condition
for which each gives the otI3r credit
A large number of the frfE1ds of Mr.