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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
THE "sANnr SHE MEANT.
Why Friendly Stranger Lost Interest
in Filtration.

A gentlemanly merchant travelling
in railway carriage met lady, and
politely rendered her such assistance
that she reciprocated by permitting
him to talk to her says a London eN'
change. He became quite friendly.
and desired to know where she llVed
and who she was.
oh" she replied. I'm only an ordi'
nary little woman. but my friends per
sist in trying to make me somebody.
All" was the gallant answer, J
am sure they act quite wisely and in
good taste
You natter me, sir. and yet ! have
no doubt band will meet me at the
station when arrive at Windsor
Indeed" he replied, in open-eyed
establishment.
Yes; and the same band always
meets me. Isn't that flattering?
Very. my dear miss; but may |
ask what band it is that is always so
honored?"
oh. yes, certainly; it is husband.
He caught on to the arm of the seat
for minute. and then went into the
next carriage and bumped his head
during the rest of the journey.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
nln Gro .Inn for Mlsslona.

Rev. Or. James I. Vance, pastor Of
the North Reformed church, Newark,
". j., would not let the fiftieth ami
varsary OF that congregation, which Is
the largest OF the denomination in the
country, go by without making 1t a
blessing. not only to the members. but
to the Reformed church at large and
the Christian world in general. He
accomplished this by calling for q col.
lection toward the s20O,eOu asked for
this year by the board of foreign mis-
sions of the Reformed church. The
result was that on the Golden Jubilee
Sunday. December 16. $4,000 was
placed in the collection.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
STUDENT MADE HIS POINT
No Doubt the Policeman Understa
What He Meant.

w. II. Mallock, the welfkno1
English writer and political econou1
said at a dinner in New York, apron
OF a new definition of socialism,
ind that definition rather confus7
IL reminds me of the young on1
students badinage with the pOA
man. Officer said the youth late
night, I'd like to ask you a Quesia
Very well, SIR
Does the law permit me to I
you an ass?'
You move on the officer grow
But stop a bit. continued
youth. Does the law permit me
call an ass policeman?
The law don't say nothing aba
that, was the gruff reply.
Then said the youth, good'nl'
Mr.. Policeman"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02

been steadily pursuing it for a couple
of years or more but his quest Is not
yet over In his latest appeal for in
formation sportsmen and schoolboys
may be able to render assistance. G
II. kingsley's book on Sport and
Travel has reference to THE stream
and on which he himself was wont tc
popJoy In a very original manner
And Tom Browns School Days" con
tains this sentence: After a whole
afternoons popjoying they caught
three or four small coarse fish" DR.
Murray wants to know the precise
meaning of "popjoy," how the word
mas been made up and whether it ia
school slang or a specimen of local
dialect.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
$50 California & Ret. Salt Lake Route
Went Lona Without Food.

How long can an animal live with.
out eating? Last year dog was i'm
prisoned for 20 days in rabbit war.
rem at Guildford. England, yet was
dug out alive. During the siege OF
Metz, In the FrancoPrussian war, q
dog was confined without food or
water for 80 days; while Dover rec
ords have the story Of pig which,
buried alive by fall of cliff. came
out all right at the end OF 100 days.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
Queen Alexandra's Diplomaov

Very recently while at Buckingham
paiace II came to the queens knowl
edge that one of the upper house
MAIDS who had been in the royal serv.
ice Tor years was very unhappy over
a love affair, says p. T. o.
The queen sent for the girl and afte,
advising and consollng her sent her to
sandringham for change. Then the
queen summoned the lover and after a
good-natured homily with humorous
tact sent him to Sandrlngham too
The couple have since returned and
there VIII be wedding at Bucking.
han palace soon.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
$50 California 6 Ret. Salt Lake Rout,
New Homes In washinuton.

Only few days ago the announce.
ment was made OF the half million
dollar home to be built at Washington
by August Belmont. To-day it is gen.
eral gossip that options have been Sc.
cured by Mrs. Marshall Field, of Chi
cago. and George w. Vanderbilt, Of
New York and Blltmore. on residence
property in the northwest. The prop.
erty on which the homes for these mil
,ionaires is to be erected is the west
end of the square fronting on small
park formed by the intersection of
New Hampshire avenue and Seven.
teenth street. The property has a
frontage of nearly 200 feet.
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Thouaht Ride Sufficient Reward.

An official Of the Brooklyn street
car lines tells the following story:
There was new conductor put on
hurriedly one Monday morning, with
out being informed fully as to details
On Saturday afternoon as he was sit
ting in the barn, a fellow conductor
said to him. Why don't you go up to
the office and get your pay?' The new
man looked up in surprise. What. do
they pay you wages too?' he asked"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
AN ALEU7ZAN LURE.

rank only secono to these In size and
importance.
The climate of the Aleutian ISLANDS
is mild, and such harbors as are
found there are open all winter. 1t
has been maintained by many persons
familiar with conditions in that part
of the world that the climate Is 30
favorable as to permit of stock rails.
ing and limited amount and kind OF
agriculture.
Perry island is about 60 miles west
of the town of Unalaska, and though
gradually cooling, is to-day probably
the warmest place on the earth. la
spite of the heat and the fact that the
surface of the island was still soft,
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
RoARED HIS GENTLE REBvxI
Mates Wrath Found Vent In Peed|
Form of Reproach.

Rear Admiral Mead, who has a
been retired, was talking one night
a dinner in Portsmouth about 4
power of discipline.
I'm my YOUTH" he said, Il knsr|
first mate in the merchant sgr|
who, though an excellent offica
dreadfully profane. When ANTI
went wrong he would volley n
oaths and curses in shocking n
Once, though, he shipped with ID
strict religious captain, and the d
time this captain CHANGED to wtsd
one of the mates swearing bouts
gave the young man a good dresd|
down. You are a first-rate officer
ended, but remember, no more sEa
ing. Not another oath aboard
ship
We'll, the mate bore the captsi
warning in mind. Then one attend
1t happened that the boatswain Nd
an inexcusable error in carrying
an order. When the boatswain q
fessed the fault he had commit
the mate turned red with rage,
opened his mouth. Everybody locl
at him expectantly, waiting to b
some remarkable oaths, but just .
the captain hove in sight. The ns
seeing the captain, remembered
orders about profanity. But his 4
mad to have a vent of some sort
striding up close to the culprtl
roared In the mans face, You naa
W, naughty boatswain!'
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Drinking a Lone Toast.

Il ask you all to drink to the guest
of the occasion, Baron Frederick Taco.
bus Artemus Arlington Lefurgus-"
Wait a minute" shouted a guest
across the table.
What's the matter?"
Wait till | fill up the glasses again,"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
Sausage Machine Drama.

There is department of modern
drama" which resembles nothing so
much as sausage machine; the good
meat of literature goes in, is minced
up, seasoned. and presented to our
degenerate digestions.--Isis.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
A knotty Problem.

Fond Wife-What are you worrying
about this evening?
Husband Ia young lawyer)-An Inn.
portant case | have on hand. NV
client is charged with murder, aAd l
cant make up my mind whether to try
to prove that the deceased was killed
by some other man, or is still alives-
n. Y. Weekly
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
Cause for Worry.

Gyer-Brown is greatly worried
over business affairs.
Myer-Why, l wasn't aware that he
had any business.
Gyer-He hasn't. That's why he is
worrying,-Chicago Daily News.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
Words of cbear

Mr.. William o'Brien, when he was
last in prison in Ireland, spent the
time in close study of the Bible. The
copy he read had been read by the
former occupant of his cell. At the
end of jeremiah this prisoner had
serawled: Cheer up. old boy! Cheer
uptn
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
STARTING at the Foot

Hereditary Prince Vinzen n
Windschgraetz of Germany has ar.
ed the Dresden bank as tenn,
clerk for III purpose OF familiar. IA g
himself financial affairs.
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$50 California 6 Ret. Salt Lake Rou


The dog that barks at the moon gets
the same kind of satisfaction that is
experienced by weak man who SCOTS
at the work great man does.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
What Is "PopioYlna?"

"P" must be the most tricky and
elusive letter of the alphabet, the
one that gives the photographer the
greatest trouble. DR.. Murray has
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
$3o-CALlFoRNIA-S3o

Round trip via Salt Lake Route.
Sale begins April Goth. Write today.
j. II. BURNER, Salt Lake City.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02

The next moment the door was
slammed in his face,-Royal Maya.
zine.
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A Case of Spring Catsrrh

Mrs. N. p. Lawler, 4a3] 4 N. Broad,
Pittsburg, Kas., writes: Last sn,i,
caught a severe cold, which deyel',
into a serious case of catarrb. /,
weak and sick, and could neiths,'
nor sleep well.
"a member of our club who badA
cured of catarrh through the use n
runa advised me to try it, and al
at once. / expected help, but notI
like the wonderful change for the b.,
| observed almost as soon as Stall
taking it. In three days felt nj
better, and within two weeks | VA,
fine health. Peruna is a womb,
medicine"
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WAIT FOR THIS.

Only $50 round trip to California,
via Salt Lake Route. Write for full
information to ]. II. Rurtner, Salt
Lake City.
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FIRST TOOL WAS THE HAMMER
Also Used in the Earliest Ages as a
Weapon.

The hammer, besides being tool
Of universal use, is probably the old
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02

"Wahont hesitation I zoyite n ID
you for The great relief / haze fo,.
your Oalna6le medicine, Peyauo
anil call The attention Of all nv ~
suffering z0ifh catarrh to that fart :
sides I ehee,7nlly recommend il 10 ~,
ferfng z0iih cdtar'H IN any form
Miss Dora Hayden, SIo OH S.. 81
WasIiYpfOu. u. T..
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02

Between airships and sublnall'
boats, the coming generation w0'
be on the level.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02
Fighting with Ants.

The Indians of the Mauritius y
pose of termltes, or white ants, In Y
manner: When they see their cover
way approaching a building, they un
d train of syrup from this way 10
nearest nest Of black ants, The ~
ones that see the syrup follow IL
uil they reach the termite passa'
lhey return to their nest, and u
rev hours black army starts ou'
the white ant stronghold. With gl'
Jury they rush into the galleries \
IN a short time entirely destroy
enemy, ana each one, on Its "
nome carries a dead termite, PRIV
bly, to eat.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-05-02

1t Is when woman cant get
Yorce that she is apt to regard ~'
riage as a failure.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
Anacostia and Vicinity,

Arrangements have been completed by
the officials Of the Government Hospital
for the Insane and the Grand Army repre-
sentatives in Anacostia for the observ-
ance of Memorial day at the institution.
The exercises will be under the auspices
of John A. Logan Post. No. 10, G. A. r.,
assisted by Logan Relief Corps. a COM
mittee Of ladies from the hospital, Lin
coin Camp, Sons of Veterans, and the
Junior order of Rechabites in Anacostia.
The place of assembly will be at Poplar
Spring, on the asylum grounds, where the
exercises will be held Immediately follow
ing the decoration Of the soldiers graves
in the two cemeteries Of the hospital
Commander A. B. Frisbie of Logan Post
will preside and make the opening ad-
dress. DR.. William A. White, superin-
tendent Of the institution, will deliver an
address of welcome. The orator of the
day will be Private Dalzeu of Ohio A
member Of the Rechabites will read a
poem. The boys tent Of Rechabites will
take part in the exercises for the first
time. The band Of ST. Elizabeth Asylum
and the choir Of the hospital will render
a program
Improvements will be made to the ex-
terror Of st. Teresa's Church. The plan
to be followed, 1t is understood, Is to
pebbledash the entire building.
Electra Chapter No. 2, Order Of the
Eastern Star, is arranging to celebrate it's
thirteenth anniversary.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
Personal to River Men,

Capt. D. A. French of this city, master
Of tugs for the United States navy at the
Norfolk yard yard, is on leave Of absence
at his home in this city.
Capt Rodney Dixon of the tug Minerva,
employed in towing work, has resigned the
command of that steamer to enter other
employment on the river. Capt Thomas
Selectman of Occoquan has been appointed
master of the Minerva, and has taken COM
mand of the vessel.
Mr.. George Windsor, mate of the ferry
steamer Lackawanna, has rendered his res
ignation to the managers of the Washing
ton-Alexandria ferry line to take effect the
first of the coming month. He will go to
the country to recover his health before en-
tering steamboat service again.
Capt. Austin Kelly, first officer of the
steamer Estelle Randall, employed on the
Glymont mail route, is confined to his home
in Alexandria by sickness, and Capt. Jim
Richardson is on duty aboard the steamer
in his place.
Mr. Bernard Shorter, quartermaster of
the steamer Harry Randall, who has been
confined to his bed in Providence Hos
pital for the last two weeks is recovering
and will be able to return to duty in day
or two.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28

gencies, and only of slight use in hauling
the cases down the steps. A truck that
should prove successful for either hauling
cases up or down steps is shown in the ac-
companying illustration the invention OF a
California man. The inventor utilizes six
wheels, three on each side. Each wheel re-
wolves on an extension of the axle. The
position assumed by the wheels of this
truck on a stairway is clearly shown by
the dotted lines in the illustra ton. All jots
and jars are obviously eliminated, insuring
safety to the contents Of the case on the
truck. In addition, no unnecessary strain
is placed on the operator, 1T being possible
for one man to handle large, heavy articles
with the truck.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
How Pabst
Grows Malt

Malt is the body of beer. It
is what makes beer food, rich
in health-giving qualities.
Malt is b arley-gra in,
sprouted and partially grown.
Most masters force this pro-
cess in three or four days time.
Pabst takes the full eight days
as required by Nature, with the
result that Pabst gets nutritious,
strength-buildlng malt.
1t takes Pabst longer and it costs
Pabst more to make this perfect malt,
but this EightDay Mailing Process
retains in
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
Concrete Foundations.

demonstrated by the fact that concrete
foundations are now being laid for the
Friede Globe Tower Company, structure
700 feet high and weighing 5000 tons, which
is being erected at Coney Island. The num-
Der Of piles of concrete used will be S15 and
they will be driven to a depth of about
80 feet. The great structure will occupy a
site only 500 feet from the high-tide mark
on the beach.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
Telephone Garden. "

Every year it is necessary to introduce
some new feature at the amusement parks,
and the novelty this year IS the telephone
garden" By means Of transmitting instru-
ments located in the trees and other points,
the music of the orchestra is to be heard
at every point over the ground, seemingly
issuing from the clouds. The effect is per-
picking and at the same time pleasing. The
innovation was tried experimently last
year in Chicago and 1t has been introduced
into a number of other parks IN different
parts of the country.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
NOVEL TRUCK.
Designed Especially for Handling
Cases on Stairwavs

In buildings where there are no elevators
the problem of transferring large packing
cases and similar bulky articles to the up
per floors is a perplexing one.
Generally 1t Is necessary to open the case
on the ground floor and transfer the con-
tents in sections. The ordinary two-wheel
truck is practically useless in such emer-
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
pabSt
BlueRibbOn
The Beer of Quality

the fullest amount of tissue building
nourishment of the barley the grain
richest in food values.
The Pabst Eight-Day Mailing Process
process of digestion. Pabst Malt is prac-
tically pre-digested. Pabst Blue Ribbon
Beer is actually ready for the system to
assimilate without the necessity of first
taxing the stomach to digest it.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
VIRGINIA..

HOTEL ALPHIN,
HOT SPRINGS. VA.
Ideal place to spend the summer Finest Mineral
Baths In America. Rates. $3.50 to $25 per week.
Address JAUDON BROWNE, Prop,
my21 -3Ot,8 Hot Springs. Va.
sIICOTT SPRINGS NEAR BLUE RIDGE NOUN
tains; excellent table; good shade; phone; abun-
dance fruit and water; comfortable rooms; terms
moderate. Mrs. EDWIN SHOEMAKER, Sllcott
Strings Va myZo -SOts
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28

DR.. ]. H. Jones, of Hyndman, Nd, is dead
from pneumonia. superinduced by an injury.
He was prominent physician.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28

Ocean end South Carolina ave: center of attrac.
tons; ideal hotel for spring guests ranking with
the best modern houses: capacity. 400; single
or en- suite with priyFte bath; elevator street
level: steam heated: extensive heated sun parlor,
etc. special spring terms; $40 up weekly: open oil
year; booklet mailed. W. r. SHAW,
2Ot
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
VERMONT.
w SUMMER HOMES IN GREEN HILLS OF
v ermont and Lake Champlain
TERMS 81 TO $40 PER WEEK

New t-ains between Boston, New York, Spring
field and Vermont points. As good as any on the
continent. l50-page illustrated brochure, mailed
free on receipt OF g. in stamps for postage.
So Broadway. New York city.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
SUMMER RESORTS TO LET.

FOR RENT-FINE COLONIAL HOME; A NIL; on
kennebec river Maine: elegantly furnished: suit
able for legation summer residence electric cars
to all points Owner in city week Informa-
.ti0n address \. G. r., 1887 Eye NV. my2s-3t'
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ATLANTIC CITY, N. j

THE WILTSHIRE.
-merican and European plans. Washington rep-
terentatiye. ii. Il. Burton. Bond building
b. S. PHOEBUS.
nhVsot,o Proprietor.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
SUMMER RESORTS.

VISIT THE STAR iNFOR-
NATION BUREAU, ROOM 100,
FOR HOTEL CIRCULARS, RAIL
ROAD TIME TABLES AND
FOLDERS, FREE OF CHARGE.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
NEW CLARION,
HOTEL, IPOOUOIS.

Kentucky ave. Second house from beach. Elevator
Special spring rates. Booklet. s. K. B0NIFACE.
my2 3OtI
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THE ST CHARLES.

Most Select Location n the Ocean Front
Distinctive for its elegance, cIcluSiveBeSS. high
class ia rJnage and liberal mana cement; orchestra
OF sOuistS. Sea water in all baths. Booklet, rates
eryAtiUns, etc. ..ppy TO Washington representa-
tive. II. RAI-I'u BURTON. Bond luiii!Eg Phone
Main 2IOO. NEWLlN NAMES.
=
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28
Seaside House.

Directly the beach front overlooking the steel
pier. tnexCclled AMI modern In every particular.
Capacity. 800. Sea 7ster baths with suites
public Sun parlors. The table and service
N the highest standard Auto NJ trains. Booklet.
my2 10 +. r. COOK & son.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-05-28

HOTEi. PONCE DE LEON. VIRGINIA AVE, AT
Beach Modern in appointments. Capacity. $50
First-class cuisine and service. Special spring
rates. Booklet.
my15-30t.5 4. Il. GRiNDKOD.
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The Sheldon Hotel

Ocean Grove y. j. Fine location near beach.
Capacity. 300; new bath rooms: modern plumbing.
\. Y. address. 3d ave ard liSth
my2,i- Su tn I'll l3t DEAN & FUESS. Props.
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II me Penn In % rSt,

Ocean end Michigan ave Rooms suite. with
bath. long distance phone In rooms; elevator to
street
myIG-SOtI WILLIAM X. HOOD.
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HOTEL. MORTON.

Virginia Ave. the Beach
Open all the year: view; steam heat. SIM
rarlor elevator 10 the street level; rooms en- suite
with hot and cold bath; capacity $50 Booklet
mailed applIcs ton. Mrs. ~ L. HAISES
ial6 l5Ot.l0
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ATLANTIC CITY. N. ).

The Fredona, dTan ,Se sRS bea sbe
year. Superior accommodations; excellent table
tpecial June rates. G. W. CARMANY.
my2T -3pT4
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Grand Atlantic Hotel.

OFaTlO NC4aMG1C TlOIeA,
Virginia and the Beach. Atlantic City, ".
J.. Under entire new management. $50 beautifully
furnished rooms. en- suite, with bath; hot and cold
sea water attached to all baths. Also public
hot ses-water baths. Phones in Music
and social diversions. Terms: American plan
$3.50 per day up; S12,oO weekly up. Furopean
plan, 81 so per day UP. Garage. CHARLES E.
COPE. Prop. formerly of the KIttatinny, Della
ware Water Gap Pa. :nyl2 cot -
HOTEL LAMBORN
Maryland Beach. Under new manage
ment; convenient 10 piers and nmusements; eie-
vator TO street; suites with hath; sun parlor:
spring rates. Booklet. o. c. MILLER my9-:3Ots
La FOntairle, Ocean send end ,a ks"tu sky
paror. Modern appointments. Superior table. s.
up weekly. 81 80 up daily. Il. Is. PARKER.
mys-3 Ot.I