The Washington herald., 1907-02-22

THE WASHINGTON
of Utah seems to have a clean. able. and
wel-iutentioned representative in the up
per House of Congress.
The freak row at the jamestown EXPOSE
ton is to be known as ''The War Path,
II It's like the balance of those interest
ing features connected with expositions,
IL win REQUIRE considerable wampum to
go ali the way down the line.
with Rev. Anna, Leslie NJ. and George
Bernard all at large In that city at one
and the same time. Chicago may justly
claim TO be the most thoroughly Shaved
town in the world.
Upon observing that Mr.. Roekefeller's
gift Of So. 0O0, 900 is made available ION
or before April l. some of the peda-
gogues have suddenly become bit
nervous.
Undoubtedly spring is upon us. Al
ready two prominent baseball players
have pulled of their annual II refuse 20
sign" turn.
1T viii be unlawful hereafter to drink
whisky out Of a bottle in Texas says
the Cleveland Leader. OF course, II is
going to be extremely annoying to get in
the bottle, but we presume the Texans
will DE equal TO the emergency
Continual hammering viii crack The
hardest stone" phiIosophically remarks
the wise Baltimore American. To the rock
pile with the knockers!
A New York man started n run on
bank merely las a practical joke" Such
an awfully funny joker should be put IN
the foolish house for safe-keeping
The best thing on to-day's programme
viii be the rhetorical rehabilitation of the
late G. Washington at the hands of G.
Cleveland.
The prospects for the passage of Mr..
Williams good roads BILL carrying
t25 000. 900 appropriation, ought TO be pref
~ good. now that the anti-free pass law
is in fuH operation.
DR.. woodrow Wilson denies that he
ever said Princeton was about to become
the recipient OF a mountaineering dona-
ton. Perhaps It is only n mere million
or two.
Saws Mrs. Carrie Chapman Gait: "A
woman must train her husband. and keep
him trained, just as one trains a young
mule" Nevertheless, we do not mind
suggesting to Mrs. Gait that all hus-
bands are not from Missouri.
The Supreme Court Of Mississippi has
decided that a boys right to climb a
tree is inalienable. So is a politicians
right to take the stump or take 10 the
woods.
The way to save the Fnipinos is to en-
franchise them and scatter them through
out the doubtful States.
The Detroit Free Press cannot fathom
the meaning Of the phrase. THE roots
Of the spirit" Perhaps it's some kind OF
bitters.
A Kansas court has ruled that a donkey
cannot be enjoined from braying. Thus
once more Harry Lehr escapes the
clutches of the law.
After listening TO a musical comedy,
a
much better" About dying. no doubt
Chicago claims 10 have the most scnsi-
bic women in the world. There has never
been any question about the Chicago
woman's immense understanding.
It seems that an earthquake like that
i'm California costs the princely sum Of
81 600 000.OJ0 II Mr.. Rockefeller keeps on
foollng. Mr.. Carnegie may buy some col
lege an earthquake for its laboratory
IF the bride at a wedding invariably
looks Ike "A queen what does the groom
look Hke2" asks the Montgomery Advcr-
tiser. Careful inquiry fails to disclose any
one who ever noticed the groom AT q
wedding.
The Alabama legislature passed an
anti-free pass bill. and then accepted the
tender of a special train for New Orleans
and the Mardi Gras. What the country
editors Of Alabama are now saying to the
said legislature is more than a-plenty.
The GROWER must 60" says the At
/ Ianta Constitution. Are VIC to understand
that the Constitution wants TO rush the
GROWER
/ Joe Walcott. the prize fighter, will star
/ in Uncle Toms Cabin" Looks as IL
Simon Lagvee is in a fair way TO get
what's coming 10 him at last.
I Speaker Cannon started to open a ses-
/ sion of the House the other day at which
I there was no one present but himself. He
must have chuckled audbly when ne
changed his mind and didn't do it.
The present South Carolina legislature
( reelected Senator Tillman and abolished
the dispensary. This so pleased the
Charleston News and Courier that 1t now
demands better pay for the members.
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