The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-08-01
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50 yuaf 6ancpe deceived yoai fes.
So bold ne btl father wss DEALER ~
sipeh isu'i he' 90. ycs He makes
sast diaty $3.50, pomeu's fancy cod
lar
See. sasd tie pFomineni eiiiren,
wih 10 concealed pride. - trains run
in,o thH iqwn daily And bow maay
wn oat' ihe stranger aaKlo'lsly in.
qairsd.
-gracs- what % you blink d IL.
las sinRinR' Jack ind i rather try.
ing. 0rare llows lbai' Jsck-i 20,
only hsye ~ listen " il, bu, ! have
~ conceal sBy opinion u i.
= shall marry nothing less Than a
foreign n0hleman, declared the Amer.
oan boirn BROADLY You'il have a
bard tins finding anything less. re-.
marked heF father yebemenily,
Rirs, Frog Al, there il chap
fishing With artificial frogs. They say
they are better than real frogs. DO
you think sot Second Frog Well, ]
should say -. Better Cor the live
froRs
She's 3 woman ID million, said
ihc fret man With conviction, How
No' asked No. What has she done
that il No wonderfal' She writes eigh,
page letters and docsn't andcrscore
single word
Bu, Why, asked bis lovely fancee,
d. you object 70 long engagement
Because, he urged, the cost Of living
increases every day, dearest. The
longer We wall the greater our er.
penses will be-.
Beuham He is very generous
fellow Every time he meets any Of
the boys De says, Come and have some
thing Everything is on me. Mrs
Beuham That's the reason there's
nothing % bis wife.
DO you believe in the survival Of
the litesif Certainly, answered Mr..
Cumros. Like most other people who
have achieved some sort Of success,
my own survival makes me a firm con
vcri 10 the theory.
lie told me, she said. with pout,
three months after their marriage,
that sou intended 10 die a bachelor,
To oil intents and purposes, be sadly
replied, ! have lived up to my declare
ton. am known now merely as my
wife's husband
Why do you accuse me of dishon
esty9 asked the crooked promoter. !
was successful in that deal simply be.
cause | got in on the ground floor.
ics' replied the keen observer. Well,
the average burglar is successful for
the same reason,
-Of course. said Lowe Comedy.
Ranter hoped 10 make a hit in the
town with his show. All, yesl re-
marked Iii Tragedy. But il was a
trni,loss hope, chi Well, no, would
not call il that 1t wasn't altogether
henirultlcss, that's certain.
Gilman Il don't suppose you keep
any chickens out at your place' Sub.
bulbs That's just what do. Gilman
Ali Plymouth Rockl Suburbs No;
Naybor's. They're his, but pract-
ically keep them because they take
their meals in my truck patch.
-Lampson What do you think Of
the little brown perilf Newlywed-
Why, think I'll have TO get cook,
after all. Lampson Get cookf I'm
referring 70 the japanese, mani New.
lywcd-oh, pardon me was think
ing Of that plate Of biscnits my wife
put on The table this morning.
You get right out OF herel snappedi
the yincgary faced female. | don't
need no book Yes, you do, madam,
said The book agen, as he went out and |
closed the gate, You need two-a
grammar and book Of etiquette.
Good day, And he got out Of hearing
distance long before she had said all
she wanted 10.
Lord Bramwell, n notable wi, of
The English bench, was once sitting in
case where the prisoner was accused
OF shoplifting My lord, my client is
not common thief, urged the harris.
Ter for the defense. He is suffering
from hcpsomAnia. That is exactly the
disease ! am here 10 cure, replied
Lord Bramwell blandly,
No. said the fireman who repre-.
scented The truck company that had re.
fused 10 work with colored truck
man, there il no race prejudice in il.
Bul we certainly hate 10 work with
man whose face will look just A. clean
on the way home from long fire fight
as 1, did when We started, while we
other chaps Nil look smudRy.
The conductor was inclined 10 seek
for sympathy Do you see thm woman
on iAf lcfi hand side q the car, up
near tbs fronig be asked the thin man
on tbs back platform Yes, see her.
The one With the Dizzy hat' Yes.
Well, think she's tryin' 10 beat me
out % a fare When went in 10 col.
leel she never looked around, and
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