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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20
cHAMBtRlAIN.s COUGH REMEDY AIDS NATURE

Medicines that aid nature are always
most effectual Chamherlain's Cough
Remedy acts on this plan. 1t allaYs the
cough, relieves the lungs, aids expec-
toration, opens the secretions and aids
nature in restoring the system to a
healthy condition. Thousands have
testified to its superior excellence.
For sale by J. L. Watkins City Drug
Store and G. C. Champagne 3 Go. Drug
sBiSt
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

Miss Mollie Blanchard, the sweet
singer of the Confederacy, and Mr..
Henry Frederick Macleod, of Ba-
ton Rouge, were married in New
Orleans last Monday evening in
Rayne Memorial Church, Rev. j.
A. Rice officiating.
Among those present from Gov,
ington were Mr.. and Mrs. J. E
Nilsson, the latter cousin of the
bride; Mr.. and Mrs. ". A. White,
MIR. and Mrs. M. H. White and
Mr. Francis Keller.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20
Tresspas Notice

All persons are hereby forbidden to
cut any timber, Or otherwise tresspass
on the lands of the undersigned, in st.
Tammany Parish, without permission,
under penalty of the law.
ap20-Iy* Mrs. Laurance Cousin.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

The public road between Coving-
ton bridge aud Claiborne Station
has been coated with shells, under
the supervision of Air. Nj. q. Day,
police juror for this ward. The
shells were donated by our public
spirited aud patriotic citizen, MIR.
Fritz Jahncke, who Is liberal pro-
moter in the way of public improve
ments of all kinds
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

Our loans are made on the best
collateral and ara based on the
souniest Of banking principles.
ST. Tamtnany Banking Co. and
Savings Bank.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

FOR SALE-A horse ana sur.
rev, and new set of harness APP
ply to Alb. Blatlner.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

For hne watch repairing, go to
y r Doty, Covington, La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

II is reported that a skating
rink at Abita is under consIdera-
ton.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

FOR SALE. One horse, buggy
and harness, one new tWs-seat sur
rey, ole small mare and fine colt,
four months old. For fnrlh par
ticulars apply at this Office. Q
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

For good watch in gold Or sill
yer case, j f. Dniy has them, in
Covington, La,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20
Strayed.

Strayed from my place, at Bonfouca,
near Slidell, dun horse. Finder will
please return the same to me and re.
ceive reward. ARMAND COUSIN.
mhl6-3t.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

The Purchaser of capsule

The Purchaser of a capsule
of Outline or dollar prescription
each receive the same courtesy, the
same care and attention.
Have you visited our new Phar
macy?
Only the best and purest of
drugs, etc.
Agents for Hul lei's Chocolates
ami Candies.
TOLSON & SCHONBERG
Pharmacy,
Sou 1t h ern II o tel Building
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20
FOR SALE.

One Holstein bull
Seven milk cows
One milk wagon
Bottles, cans. etc.
Address T. d'AQuin,
Vaudeville. La.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20
For Sale .

The Railroad Steam Bakery. in Gov
ington, including two delivery wagons,
harness and horses.
Is dong n good business and has a
fine run of customers.
Apply to l.. B. Abadie a6-4t
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

We acknowledge the receipt OF
an invitation, with he compliments
Of Mr.. f. Rivers Singleton, to at
tend tile graduation exercises OF
Vanderbilt University, Medical De-
partment, at Nashville, Tenn, on
wednesday evening, May |. Mr.
Singleton is a son of Rev, and Mrs.
II. r. singleton, the latter being
native Of Coytngton, formerly Miss
Amelia Smith, daughter Of the late
John Eds Smith We congratulate
Rivers on bis success, and wish him
prosperity in his chosen profession.
We regret to learn that Slr. H.
n. Smith, one Of our leading mer
chants, Is Oh The sick list. He left
last Thursday evening, accompa-
MED by his wife and son Archie ON
= visit TO his son, DR.. HardIe d
Smith, Jr., at Cotton Valley. La
10 recuperate. We hope he will
soon return restored 70 perfect
health.
The dance given BY tue Give
League at Abita Springs last FRI,
day eight. for the benefit q 'ne
Library fund, was 2 success y
every respect. There was q large
attendance, and the 1efreshm ,.s,
tables were well pasropized. IN IN
amoaut realized was shout $40 "
We cordially invite ahe genera
public 10 inspect our new banking
rooms and safety deposit vaults
whether You are doing business
VI sl'n T y u Any Banking GO an'
III Savings Bank.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

The Baptist Church, Coyinglon,
Rev. j. E. Brake6eld, Pastor. will
hold dedication services Sunday,
April 81, 1907. The public gen.
orally is invited to attend. Fol-
lowing Is the program:
Dedication Services, Covington Baptist Church,
Sunday, April q, 1907, / a. m.
PROGRAM.
Doxology.
Invocation.
Hymn 400.
Scripture Reading Psalm "a
Prayer.
Quartette-"One Sweetly Solemn Thought
-Messrs. Oscar, Hunter and E. R. Greenlaw
and G. Nj. Taylor.
Address--"The Church, Its Message
A. Finch
Solo-"The Brighter Day. Miss Ella Salmen
Address-"The Church: Its Life"
-------------.-- -----------Dr. c. V. Edwards
Hymn 40.
Report J. E. Braketleld
Quartette-"Jesus, Lover of My Soul"
$500 Messrs. Oscar, Hunter and E. R. Greenlaw
and G. M. Taylor.
Song SIS.
Closing Prayer.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

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HEADQUARTERS, CONVICTION, La
Offers safe, quick and conveni-
snr service to the travelling public
Schedule.
Effective April Z, 1867.
Daily except Sunday.
Leave. Station. Arrive
5:l5 p. IN. Covington 9:2l a. lii.
1900 i. III. s. 6:15 D. m.
1920 a. nj. New Orleans 1920 p m.
4:30 p. IN. Folsom IO:O6 Il. m.
300 p M Franklinton l1:00 II nj
4:12 NJ Bogalusa 1856 q nj
1926 II m Angie 10:46 nj
SUNDAY EXCURSION.
No So, Leave New Orleans, 1920 A. M.
Arrive Covington 9:2l :.
No 81, Leave Covington 5:15 T. N.
Arrive in New Orleans 7:20
EXCURSIONS To NEW ORLEANS.
Saturday Excursions to New Orleans
t ON Covington, Claiborne, Abita
Springs, Vaudeville, st. Tammany,
Fiorenville Junction, beginning Satur-
day, November 10, at the rate OF $I.00
for the round trip, good only on date of
Sale, leaving Covington on regular
schedule $500 a. m. and returning,
leaving New Orleans on regular sched-
ule.
TO BOGALUsA.
Sunday excursions, beginning Sun
day, November IL, to Bogalnsa, La,
from Covington, Claiborne, Abita
Springs, st. Tammany, FlorenVille
Junction, Vaudeville and Slidell, the
rate of S. 90 for the ron nd trip, food
only on date Of sale, leaving Coyington
at Z :55 q. M, and returning, leaves Boz
galusa at 4:12 p. m.
NOTlCE.-The attention Of the
public is hereby called to the
conditions under which the new form
of thirty and ten "trip tickets are sold.
These tickets will be honored for passage
only when in the hands of the original
purchaser who signs the contract and
members of his immediate family
whose names appear on the ticket, IT
presented by tany other than those
whose names appear on the ticket, the
same will not be honored for passage
and full fare collected from holder. I'M
der no circumstances will the limit Of
ten-trin and thirty "trip be extended be-
yond the limit punched on these forms
of tickets.
NOTICE is hereby given TO
the public that conductors willheres
after enforce the instruction to coli
lect train rate (four cents per mile)
of passengers boarding trains at
ticket stations without tickets.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20
FOR SALE.

Gentle poney; good driver.
l Jersey COW: fresh in milk.
l Delivery wagon. with top.
Apply to W. N. PATRICK,
mr30tf Stag Hotel, Covington, La,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-04-20

HEADQUARTERS, CoyINGTON, LA
Offers safe, quick and convent
snt service to the travelling public
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30
MAY SELL THEIR
MUNICIPAL PLANT

No public question In years has so
interested Richmond people ~ the
proposed sale Of the municipal light
and power plant. oonatruoted BY the
city four years ago. at cost Of
nasrly s300,O0o The owners of the
stock Of the Richmond Light. Heat
and Power company. which ia . COM
petitor Of the city plaut. have offer.
ed to pay the city dollar for dollar
for money exDsnded on tho plant.
assuming the bonded indebtedness
The offer. which was made through
Mayor Zimmerman to the oity ooun
Gil, has been referred to = committee,
and experts are at work estimating
the cost. The people are divided on
the proposition and the matter il
arousipg = warm discussion.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30
HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY
CONVENTION TO BEGIN

This tenth annual institute of the
Fremont County Horticultural sooiery
convened In Canon City today for .
two days session. A program Of
gr,At interest has been prepared. In.
cluding among other speskers skilled
in horticultu g. the names OF at leAsv
three professors at the State ArRioul.
turAl college at Fort Collins. At
noon . picnic lunch was served in
the court room by ladies TO the fruit
growers and their friends.
The display Of fruit. especially ap.
pies. promises to be ono Of the lar.
Rest and best ever seen here. This
evening n lsctnre will be given BY
Prof. Gillstt Of Fort Collins. fo'.
lowed by . musical entertaipment.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

AehssA rspshA 8 Santa Fs Railway.
Ne. Q-psen Pueblo ssd al
ss &. !: !:;si: ~: ~ ~ III sslsi; ns..
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

APPOINTED DEPUTY ". W.
Cafky has just been resppointsd
deputy state oil inspector. This is
Mr.. OAfky's third term and il IL .
popular appointment BY the Kepubli. |.
cans Of Florence and Canon City.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30
New Orleans Great Winter
Carnival

For the Mardi Gras tho Colorado and
Southern railway will sell tickets from
Windsor and points south thereof to
New Orleans and return at one fare plus
e200 on February 9th, 7th and sth, with
ex,rome limit OF March End. and stop
overs In each dinection.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30
n Money tor Famine Sufferers.

r Money tor Famine Sufferers.
Warrington. Jan. 8O-The National
Red Cross has received from DR..
Kloptsoh Of the Christian Herald
an additional e6. 900 for the Chinese
famine sufferers aud the money has
been oabled to Consul Rodgers at
Shanghai for the purchase Of food sup.
plies.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30
Missing Fireman Accounted For.

Buffalo. N Y. Jan. S0-1he body
Of Stephen J MeeRAn. pipeman Of
engine No 8. ono OF the three Aremen
caught by falling walls In yesterday .
FIRE was found today. The body.
which had been frozen solidly into the
debris. was badly crushed and bat.
tered.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

Silver Tip -four. ei.7b rsr hundred.
Every sack guaranteed Al. Potatoes
ol par hundred. Yours for business.
". p. Wilbar. 2S.o6
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

ST. ALBAN'S GUILD-wiil meet
tomorrow afternoon at 2 O'Clock with
Mrs Doctor Stephenson for work.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

Soup social In bsst msnt Of N. e.
church Friday night. Admission
10 cents. 26.27
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

Tsissss want ~ ss,ss rsssiss.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

No ssi-ro Canon City, daily except
Sunday: depart. 400 p IN
No. oss From Canon City, daily, ex.
.copt Sunday, srrivs-.-...--.,.-- i2:35 y TN
No. 6Ss-To Rockvals. ,-..---- 12;t5 r IN
No. d1-From Rockval,.-.... l:t0 p m
Direct connection 10 now made at Pueblo Tor
Chicago and all points oABt aud at La Junta
With California limited for Los Angeles and
Ban Francisco.
inauirie. solicited aud promptly and cheer
FULLY answered.
Descriptive literature folders free By spply
Ing W 4. q PALHuv, Agent.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

Guard team Of Circle No 90. Wom.
en- Of Woodoraft. will give . social In
Union hall Feb. Alto which All are In.
vited. Refreshments will be served.
Fifteen cents admission. 98.27
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30

Tribune olsss ads do the business.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-30
ABOUT YOUR NHi0nBoRs
AND YOURSELVES

Mrs.. v. ). Daniels isfs for Pu.
|sblo at noon.
Mrs J. N. Bugbss il conansd
70 her bed With the grippe.
LsavItt \. Tudor. commercial
agent for the Union Pacilo railroad,
was ir ::ass city yesterday on busiu sss
for bis company.
-Charlss Taylor. boiler inspector.
who has been inspecting boilers in. ths
Florence districts the last few days.
left for Canon today.
-E b. shophard Of the state di.
rectory COMPANY 10 in the CITY gather.
ing data for the new directory that
IL About 10 bs published.
a. n. Wilkes and wife returned
yesterday afternoon from Muekoges.
I t.. where they had been tho last
several months. For the present they
are stopping with Mr. and Mrs. H.
r. Lutes
The Taney County republican., 1907-05-02
THE WHITE RIVER COUNTRY
A Region Of Scenic Mar,els and Surpass.
inq Beasty.


II. G. Townsend, general passenger
agent OF the Missouri Pacific railway,
describes the White river country in
the recent Trade Extension Number"
OF the Springfield Republican, in u
manner worthy Of a perusal 10y Repub
lican readers. We should be pleased
to give it entire would space permit.
merely prefacing that what he says OF
the White river in Arkansas iseQually
true Of the stream in Taney and Stone
counties, Missouri, but under the cir
cumslances will content ourselves with
striking extracts from the admirably
written sketch;
When nature created the White
river of Arkansas, and the country
tributary TO it, she fashioned q land
scape which the brush and pencil Of
the artist has never been able TO re-
produce. Beautiful. Yes, but far
more than that. 1t is region SO ex
quisitely picturesque, so suprcmely
beautiful, that today it is considered
one Of the most fascinating spots in the
world to all lovers of the beauties OF
Nature
Go where you will-in the Old
World or New--you will find no region
similar to this beautiful valley. 1t
possesses charm with which Nature
has endowed no other place-a charm
which is never forgotten even by the
traveller who merely happens to pass
that way. But he who would shut out
the world OF work and worry to idle
here for time, can each day find some
thing new in which TO forget all else
save the pleasure of the moment. II
he be not merely an idler, variety of
occupations is afforded to give both
health and recreation,
And wonderful thing about this
highly favored locality is that it has
been lone might almost say) but re-
Gently discovered. Not in the real
sense Of actual discovery, of course,
but through the energy and clear
sightedness Of company of progress
sive men. this marvelously beautiful
and fertile country has been brought
within the reach OF both those who
are in search Of summer playground,
wherein to while away the swift.lying
vacation days or the young settler on
the lookout for plot OF ground upon
which to build home for his family
And nowhere in the United States is
there to be found section better
The Taney County republican., 1907-05-02
fancy COUNTY REPUBLICAN
BY w. n. AND II. Is. PRICE.
Taney County


-r-ANEY is the fourth county from the west
line OF the state In the extreme southern
tier, and 50 bordering on Arkansas ana en-
loving 20 Its fulness the wonderful climate
Of the Sunny Side" oil the ozarks, Whete my nv
Temperature rarely touches zero In winter ana the
nights ia summer are always cool enough 10 MAKE
sleep n delight. tt, a, o,o
acres, OF which about $500 acres are uhuet IN,
proyemrnt The soil varies from the rich ailuylai
bottoms TO thc strong limestone soils OF the ri1s'
es producing successfully wheat, on which Tue
county was awarded the silver medal ~ the Lou
isiana Purchase exposition, corn secohu 10 none,
Ia stalk on display in this office measuring stVen-
teen feet four inches in lcngthl potatoes, cotton
melons, tame grasses, berries, fruits, vegetables,
in fact everything except tropical products Pears
and peaches do especially we'll
The suriuce is rugged and picturesque coVeFeu
with forests and trayersed by streams OF spark
ling clearness, among them the beautltui Wnite
river, famed for its scenery aud ats hhny ttloes'
including the gamey black bass and jack salmon,
while the wooded expanses aDounu in sinai ea,ne
OF various kinds including fox, raccoon, opossoil,
Squirrel quail and turkey, atiorulng ABUNDANT
recreation with rod and gun.
The population OF the county by the last census
was iOl2,, only two OF whom We're coiofeu auu
Mi but w American born Taxes are hot heavy,
Wood for fuel is plentiful and remarkably cheap,
selling in Forsyth for 81 II wagon-load with side
boards Church and school facilities are ialr ana
increasing. many Of the schools manilesting such
for the use OF pupils. Improved farms are valued
at $40 to S3U an acre, while unimproyed lands can
be had at LES TO SS. There are stiil about SyO9
acres OF government lands. subject TO homes stead
or cash entry. The county Is finely watered, the
White river alone winding IN and out Tor about u
hundred miles within It's borders.
There Is considerable timber OF COMMERCIAL val.
ue, including hickory, vhiteoak, walnut, pine and
cedar, and vast mineral wealth, as Indicated by
the little prospecting that has been done. Our
minerals include marble, hydraulic lime, Inangan'
ese copper, lead and zinc in their mnltitudinous
FORMS silver and gold, recent prospectnH showing
the presence Of both in paying quantities, All OF
which will afford wealth.makiug opportunities 10
men Of means, Judgment and energy
In no spot on earth, perhaps, can a poor man
SO easily acquire u home and make living, snd
any man who is honest and energetic viii be Wei
coined, be lie rich VI poor. The railroad, Whlle
River line Of the Missouri Pacinc,) Is stiiDiatlng
enterprise and enhancing values. River lraulc
and electric roads are certainty OF the near iut
ure, to give new stimulus to every material inter
est and enhance all realty values. Now Is the
time to get in right and reap the dement's,
The Taney County republican., 1907-05-02

adapted TO agriculture and fruit rails.
ing-a country richer or more resource
full than this beautiful land which has
been recently opened to development
by the extension OF the railway facilities
between Newport, Ark, and Carthage,
Mo.
1t would dwarf the description tocall
this scenic route 1.-THE Hudson Of the
West, and the expression could prop
erly be used only on account OF the un-
recedenied fame OF the eastern river.
The White river country is distinctly
itself, unlike other American routes
and paramount TO all others in scenic
beauty and charm. 1t is as though the
natural attractions of other sections OF
the country had been exploited, the
genius of the White river lying dor
mant until all Others had shown their
power, the new wonder now in glory 10
surpass anything heretofore known.
The bluff scenery is magnificent, es-
pecially at Buffalo Gap, where it is
the wonder and delight OF all who are
permitted to see and enjoy its beau.
ties. A lover OF nature cannot look on
these handiworks OF the Creator with
out feelings OF awe aud admiration.
Calico Rock, in lizard county, is one
Of the most remarkable formations in
this country Of unparalleled scenery.
A mountain side rising perpendicular
and sheer from the river 600 feet. laid
off in segments and squares, the
horizontal strips in gray, brown snd
white, with perpendicular ones. Of
green and black, formed by the ac.
tion of mineral waiers pouring ovei
the cliff.
The locality just passed in review
is historic in sense, although with
a history about which nothing bui
guesses can ever be made, Here il
The Taney County republican., 1907-05-02

a r,lic feld With flint arrow'heads
thick y strewn in some long-forgoiien
savage battle, lance points aud other
barsarous implements. Less frequent
ly are found in the same locality round
stones, hand made. the size OF canls'
ter, understood not to be Indian and
tt'ibuled to the expedition OF DeSoto
after yeSoto had boen buried 10 the
Mississippi
Aud then the mound builder inter
vencs with remains OF buried earth
enwSre, and these fragments lie with
or near others probably as a pre'de-
posit at some time unknown even to
the combatants on this forgotten field,
OF this prehistoric race the single
words "Mound Builders" cover all
that is truly known, Here on the
banIs of the beautiful White river
tribes waxed and waned, and, as in
later days, the associations clustering
around the living streams were en-
bodied in legend and song.
1t is little wonder that former saw
age tribes bitterly opposed the on-
ward march of the pioneers with the
natural treasures OF this land-the
nonpareil of hunting and fishing pre-
serves as the object OF contention,
Civilization has found a foothold SUI.
ficent to redeem the country TO prog
ress and enlightenment, but the saw.
age deuizens OF the forest are no more,
and their canoes no longer dart hither
and thither on the winding streams.
The white man now emulates the ex'
ample OF his dusky brother, and canoe
ing is a prime and growing sport Oh
these waters so perfectly adapted to
its requirements
Here and there appear farms in
prosperous contentment, some recently
carved out of the national domain.
The traveller looks down upon strips Of
alluvial soil under cultivation in the
valleys, while orchards topping the
elevations show what can be done
when the forests shall have been
cleared The habitahle bit OF country
is not here the exception, but every
where, as far as the eye can reach,
man may thrive aud all the influences
for social advancement and prosperity
find their widest scope, and the eye is
charmed with scene OF life as one
surveys on all sides Nature in her
pleasantest garb.
! No logger do the the great lead and
| zinc fields OF southern Missouri and
northern Arkansas lie dormant Humid
reds of men of small means have gone
into this territory and secured for
The Taney County republican., 1907-05-02
IN THE HomE NEST
Cheerful Evening Reverles for Tired
Mothers
GROWING OLD .

GROWING OLD.
A little more gray in the lessening hair
Each day as the years go by;
4 little more STOPPING Of tho form,
A little more dim the eye.
A little more falterlng of the step
As we trad life's pathway o'cr,
But a little nearer every day
To the ones that have gone before.
A little more hslting Of the gait,
And dullness Of the ear;
A growing wearlness of the frame
With each swift passing year:
A fading of hopes, and ambitions, too,
A faltering in life's quest;
But little nearer every day
To n sweet and eaeeful rest.
A little more loneliness In life
As the dear ones pass away;
A bigger claim on the heavenly land
With every passing days
A little further from toll and care,
A little less way to roam;
A drawing nearer to peaceful voyage
And a happy welcome home.
The Taney County republican., 1907-05-02

themselves financial independence.
Many more are on the move trying to
secure 'nest egg" which will pro-
vide in the future hearthstones that
may become corner stones of the great
southwest
Much has been written in regard TO
fruit raising in the Ozarks. 1t is the
fruit country par excellence. Apples,
peaches, pears, grapes and berries of
all kinds are larger, more prolific and
frmer In texture than in any other
section of the country. Arkansas is a
leading state OF the union in fruit
growing, and the northwestern
part OF the state is the premium win
ner.
The tide of travel has heretofore
passed along the eastern and western
boundaries of the White river coun.
trv, and it remained for the enterprise
of the present day TO open the door TO
the marvel Of scenic beauty and ma
terial possibilities in this beautiful
White river land.
A courageous spirit of hopefulness
seems 10 be peryading the southwest
at this time, and the advantages OF
situation for the creation OF new homes
and new industries, along with the
aggressive and experimental spirit, in
vading, will carry into these new fields
OF endeavor many people eager for
| cououest
The Taney County republican., 1907-05-02

A Stone county genius calls 1t a
''jug-o pbooe. )"