Bisbee daily review., 1907-01-05

 who was blown up by powder mag azine. Nothing but his left ear was found, and do not pretend to alleviate fragments.
 There are forty-eight full doses in every bortle. and the empty bottle makes 2 beautiful yard ornament at seaside resort
 TEe price is the same the year round. It cures frost bites in winter and dog bites in summer After licking the blade of au ax on a frosty winter morn lns nothing will soothe your injured feelings like my alleviator.
 The bottle Is so thick that the chil- dren can play horse with it. In the west it is a fayorite missile for farm CTS to tbrOw at hogs.
 No matter what other so called al leyiatOrs appear in market. do not be deceived. Ask for the old and time tried and take no other.
 After three months from date all bot ties will be made earthquake proof. Quakes may come by day or by night and with what force they will, but the bottle of aiieviator sitting on the par Tor table will remain undisturbed and be an asset to begin business on anew.
 At the Galveston flood one of my bot. ties hoated across to the West Indies and cured four patients when opened At the San Francisco fire one was warped to the shape Of the letter ''S" and still preserved it's contents.
 Ascertain that your family druggist is not horse thief before asking him If he sells Pilgrim Joe's Alleviator.
 was making for the town of Busted Ben one day last week, feeling in my usual good speerits and wondering why ali men could not figger out that in- tegrity paid 30 per cent profit and no aftercIap. when I met up with an old cuss on foot who seemed to be made up of smiles and biandness. We stop ped to pass the time of day, and by and by he said:
 Pilgrim. 1t warns the cookies of my heart to meet thee. I have just bought a site for an orphan asylum. and I wouldst have your opinion on the same. Come with me and view the spot where the fatherIess will gam bol by day and sleep by night. Later on. if thee sees fit, thou may contrib ate to the grand charity"
 As founding orphan asylulns has al ways been right in my line. turned aside OCT the prairie and foilered him. After walking for half a mile he stop ped and said:
 Behold the spot Here is peace and rest and quietness. Ii is i've miles to the next habitaticn. No corner saloon, no ward heelers, no trouble and trsv- aiI. Here shall the orphan rest and sing his song and fear no danger"
 was silently admlring the land scape, which consisted of q hundred seres or prairie and lame boss, when felt something hit the back of my neck, and two hours had passed when opened my eyes to earthly affairs sg'in. Then the bland and smiling old kuss had Long departed. and with him had gone my outfit It had been q put-up Job on good and innosent man. and it had succeeded. For time I knew not which may to turn My rpcerits was down to zero and my faise in integrity nil Thus for few miassss. and then I rallied and set sul on foot toward the town mention sd. As I walked l remembered that Integrity had never deserted me yet nnd that even in railroad relating l had lived to see virtue triumphant. It was after dark when got into town, and what was my surprise to find that old smiling and bland kuss selling my alIeyiatog on the public square and passing himself off for me gave him more rope and then at 2 critical junctrre closed In on him When the populace found that t had I been deceived there was no more wori for me to do. The people did t them