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Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

Chicago voted in the Republicans
and is now beginning to kick herself
for doing so.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

Walter Wellman is still hunting
the North Pole in that hot old town
of Paris.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

That Bailey legislature in Texas is
following it's leader and scotching for
the corporations with all it's might.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

Morgan will probably only retire to
the dark lantern room Publicity
makes him blink
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

A woman Of fashion is not always
the best fashion of a woman.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

Pittsburg suffers from too much
smoke, but she seems headed toward
where the fires are smokeless.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

So it is j. Pierpont Morgan who is
going to retire" and not President
Roosevelt.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

This jamestown year is the one for
the John Smiths, but 1908 will be the
new year for the jawsmths.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

That good old summer time will
receive a unanimous welcome.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

John Sharp Williams is going to be
another man who can't carry his own
state
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

The Folk boom ball must have
rolled into the "23" hole
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

The Democratic party has three
legs-like a milk stool.
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

T. r. now stands for Taft Rooter."
Watson's weekly Jeffersonian., 1907-05-02

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! Paragra
o-.-o-.-o-s-o-~o.e-o-.-o-.
T. R. now stands for Taft Rooter"
The Democratic party has three
legs-like milk stool.
The Folk boom ball must have
rolled into the "23" hole.
That good old summer time will
receive a unanimous welcome.
A woman of fashion is not always
the best fashion of woman
The Queen of Spain seems to have
had trouble with her almanac.
Spring showed her gentle face a
few days and then famed out some.
John Sharp Williams is going to be
another man who can't carry his own
state.
Kaiser Bill doesn't propose to let
any war catch him without his gun
on him.
Walter Wellman is still hunting
the North Pole in that hot old town
of Paris.
How can the president bring his
heart to the decision to lose his right
Loeb?
The president says "My spear
knows no brother" Neither did Joab's
blade.
So it is ]. Pierpont Morgan who is
going to retire" and not President
Roosevelt.
chicago VOJ6Q III Jn6 R0puDnCanS
and is now beginning to kick herself
for doing so.
Morgan will probably only retire to
the dark lantern room. Publicity
makes him blink.
The notion that Judson Harmon is a
real Democrat seems to need a whole
lot of promotion.
Why don't Carnegie buy up all the
warships of the nations and have
peace, anyhow?
Mcclellan is still acting mayor of
New York. What is Mr.. Hearst going
to do about it?
The first of May is trouble day.
in France. Likewise it is moving
day III this country.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
April Term of
 the District Court
MONDAY, APRIL ZJ

The following prisoners were ar. raigned in court today and being un able to employ council the court made m each case:-
 Ter. vs John Brown, pleads not guilty to indictment, Attorney Kings bury appointed to defend.
 Ter. vs Francisco Lopez. Attorney Strickler for prisoner, pleads not guilty.
 Ter. vs Pablo Solo pleads not guilty, A R English appointed to defend.
 Ter vs Antonio Moreno pleads not guilty, o Gibson appointed to defend
 Ter. vs Williams and Conshsn, both plead not guilty, Geo Neale and H | Pickett appointed to defend.
 Ter. vs Garcia and Flores, botf plead not guilty, Strickler and Rigg' appointed to defend Ter. vs Ricardo Ariola pleads no guilty, DL Cunningham appointed t'
 ei'rd.
 Ter. vs O'Donnell and Noonsn, botl plead not guilty, Daniel McFarlan' and c Riggs appointed to defend.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Fine Showing for
 Douglas Shelters

The Douglas American says that in tonnage of ore handled at the Cop per Queen smelter the past month has seen all records broken, i06, % tons O ore and Aux having been run into the smelter. This is the greatest tonnage handled in the history of the Copper Queen.
 During the month over 9.500.00O pounds of copper was produced as against a production of over l0,000,- 010 for March. That the product on in April did not come up to that of March Is due to the fact that low grade ore wac used almost exclusively.
 Nine furnaces were continually in operation during the month.
 All the ore sme ted came from Bis bee and the reserve ore was not drawn upon.
 The April record at the Calumet & Arizona smelter is equally as hatter- ing.
 The production was practi~ ally the same as that Of March, or about 1 = 100000 pounds of copper. Four fur naces were operated, wi h one in re- serve.
 Plentiful quantities of ore have been brought to the smeiter from the mines at Bisbee and. like the Copper Queen. the reserve supply is not being drawn upon.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
WEDNESDAY, MAY l

The grand jury found several more indictments as follows:
 James Edwards and Peter Nelson, jointly for burglary; Henry Grind staff, larceny; Pedro V4ienzuela. burglary and two counts on larceny, D Lee, murder; c II Ward burglary; i; Bert Ghemele. murder. One indict- ment was found but party not being in custody name is withheld The charge against R Tobie was ignored.
 An attachment was ordered issued for An Lin a defaulting witness.
 BIC Gleason vs Carrie Davidson ct sl, minor children; judgment grant ed and Clerk Wilcox appointed com missioner to transfer deed aud guar dian be allowed s25 for services.
 Daniel Heatt vs Ethel Heatt, divorce granted.
 All the defendants indicted by the grand jury as above named were separately arraigned and in each case the defendants were granted statutory time to plead and each remanded to the custody of the sheriff pending the game.
 Ia the case of the Ter. vs Recardo Ariola demurrer to indictment was sustained and case resubmi'ted to the grand jury.
 Bail wac fixed in the case of Ramon Comapcho in the sum of 5000 and he was remsuded to custody of sheriff until came was furnished.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
THURSDAY, MAY 7

Today was a very quiet one in court but fes cases being on the calendar.
 The Black Diamond case, which called for a review of the bankruptcy proceedings, was docketed for today and on application of counsel for petitioners 10 days further time was g-arted to file brief and case was con- tinued.
 The matter of holding a juvenile court investigator on the ease O. Emmett Graham. 6 bright youth ot Douglas, wa. set for this afternoon.
 The grand jury is hard at work on the various cases ard have had quite q number oi witnesses before them today. It is not likely that partial report will be submitted until :o' morrow. The jurors hope to complete their isbors this week.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
U. of A. vs.
 Southern California

TLe University of Southern Caliior- mia will attempt to down 6 picked team representing the University O. Arizona in debate. A date has been arranged when tine two teams will match oratory and logic in a contest for supremacy between Arizona and ; southern California. The local Uni versity has outgrown its home field in this line, and seeks new copquests in foreign territory. The University of Southern California has the cham pion debating team oi Southern Cal ifornis. Its team will in all probs bility te chosen from the law depart nent.
 The question to be debated is: Resolved. That the United States Senators should be elected by direct vote of the people"
 Arizona has the negative. The Citizen says the local team is compos- ed of Messrs. Murphy, Cooke and Alexander, after having thresbed the question over Ii ne and time again in the Philomsthesn Literary Society is perfectly convinced that it is on the right side of the question and feels confident of victory.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
The Automobile Fuel Problem.

The fuel problem is becoming a se
 rious one for automobi.ists. Within the past ten years the demand for gas. oline has increased enormously, and the price has almost doubled, while the supply has increased but little, There ,s A more serions problem, how ever, for the sick man or woman to solve and that is, how to regain health. During the past 53 yearr thousands have solved it successfully by rescrting to Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, and . similar experience awaits you if you'll only start today. For strengthening and toning weak stom. achs it is unequaled, and it always cures sick headache, sour risings, bloating, heartburn, nausea, dyspepsia, indigestion, cos,iveness, billiousness or female ills Try a bottle. The genuine has our stamp over the neck ard is guaranteed absolutely pure. Refuse all others.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
TUESDAY, ARRIL 30

Territory vs Wm Tate. under in dic.ment for murder. Defendant ar- raigned and allowed statutory time in which to plead; bail fixed in the sum of B, GOO.
 Teraitory vs J. D. Lee; pleads not guilty to the indictment of murder.
 Territory vs Henry Grinstaff; pleads not guilty to indictment of larceny.
 TsrIitory vs c H Ward; pleads not guilty to burglary indictment.
 Territory vs Pedro Valenzuela; en ters plea of guilty of burglary and pleads not guilty to two other charges
 Territory vs Bert Ghemehle; pleads not guilty to indictment of murder.
 Territory vs Edwards and Nelson 1; both plead not guilty to indictment of burglary
 Francis Harmer vs Eulis Harmer; {; allowed temporary alimony of $20 per month and $20 suit money
 MartinellI ys Brigg.; judgment for plaintiff.
 Anita Leyvas vs Ramon Leyvas; de- cree of divorce granted.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Bisbee Has a
 Pink Eye'' Epidemic

The prevalence of an eye trouble in Bisbee, commonly referred to ss "pink eye," is causing no little com ment, not on from the victims oi the mslady, but from those whose at tention has been called to It. In som cases the trouble seems to o-.N, med . ical aid and the unfortunate who hap pens to have an attack of it is in hard straits, Tor the torment of the inhtmmatory disease, which seems to fe purely local, is beyond descrip ton.
 Among those who have discussed the case, it $ agreed that irritation caused by foreign substance is the worst thing that could befs l the ps- tient.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Appropriately Observe
 Memorial Day

Regarding Memorial Day, the cir cular of the G. A. Department of Ari- zona says:
 National General Orders direct the proper observance of Memorial Day. May 30 has become the nations Me moral Day, and is honored. respected and observed through ut the land- Let us observe this day as a holy day, dedicated to the memory of our com rades who have gone before us. A cordial invitation d be extended to tine Woman's Relief Corps, tine Sons of Veterans and the Spsnish.Ameri- can War Veteran, ss well as the schools and the public in general, to partici- pate in the ceremonies of the day. Let each post select the best possible oo- tainable orator for that day"
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Celebration of
 Cinco de Mayo

While the official program at Can snea ior the celebration of Cinco de Mayo, UT May 5th, is 6 very elaborate one, the chief interest of Americans will center around the cowboy exhi. bition which will be given by McGon- n'gle and his band. The chief fes lures will be those shown at Bispee . few weeks ago with the exception ci rickets's act of throw ng a steer with his teeth, which will be witnessed. '. This was not allowed at Bisbee recent Iy by Ranger Captain Wheeler.
 Mexican vsqueros of national repu- tstion will take part in the roping and riding in which they will have a chance to beat the records of their northern brothers
 The Tombstone baseball team will be on hand to play the Cananes team as part of the days festivities
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
From Thursdays Daily.

Mrs George Mathers of Douglas was in the city today on matters before the district court.
 Mrs Ben Bennett ot Fairbank was a Tombstone visitor today.
 Attor eys Mnrrision and Bennett Of Bisbee. came over last evening on court business.
 FEE Coles, as sistant store manager of the Copper Queen Co., was Tomb stone visitor today before the grand jury.
 Frank Johnson, one of the Bisbee police force, was in the city toda on business before the grand jury
 Deputy Sheriff Will White of Bic bee was in the city today.
 The Tombstone youth may now re- main out-vith the permission o aterfamilias-until g o'clock of ar evening, Chief of Police Bravin hav- ing changed the time of ringing tho , curfew from s o'clock. But after o'clock the youth had best skIdoo, fo' the chief will be after him.
 A freight wreck on the Southern Pacific near Maricopa tied up thu main lire for twelve hours yeste day The wreck was caused by & broker wheel on one of the freight cars The freight was going at far rat of speed when the accident occur red and nine cars were piled up in heap.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
FRIDAY, MAY {

The attention of the court wac taken up this morning in hearing of the case of Cochise County vs J. x. Gaines, county treasurer, involving several counts for alleged irregularities in col lection of back taxes. This case was filed prior to the election and was be- lieved to have been instigated for po- liticsl effect. The result is a yindi- cation of the officer, since judgment was rendered in hi. favor in each in- stance. Pickett & Bowman appeared for the defense.
 One important point involved in the suit was decided by the court, which fixes the rate of interest on all warrants after the same have been audited. at 6 per cent, and when en- dorsed by the tres-urer with "no funds" bears ' per cent until paid.
 The grand jury brought in a par tial report last evening, finding the following indictments: Alfred Chavez burglary; o. J. Martin, embezzle ment; Charles Lewis, assault to com init murder; J. D. Sweeney, breaking jail; s Kelly burglary; Pearl Eikner murder: R. W Riall, forgery; Victo- torians ssntoys, grand larceny; Lo' retto Verdugo, assault to murder; w Clancy and Jewell Bailey, receivinI stolen property. George Cason, cas- ignored.
 Cases Of Ter. vs Clancy and Dslv Ramon Escudern and O J Martin were resubmitted to the grand jury oi demurrer.
 Arraignments of other indicted de iendants were had and pleas Of no guilty entered
 Medigovich X Noble ys John $ Vii r liams, judgment fir plaintiff. Bail in case of Wm Tate fired a sS00O.
 Cochise county vs F W Good body , probate judge, continued for term. f Larimore Mig Co vs Scribner ct al |, dismissed.
 The grand jury will make their fsI
 report tomorrow.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
The lamentation
 Of The Outlaw
For the ''Prospector" By Ned White.

Blown OCT :he sands of the desert When the shades of night hang low, Comes a voice through walls Of dark
 ness
 That circle the campfire's glow. Not swee, strains of melody On the night-winds tossed More like . wandering spirit Like the cry of A soui that's iosr. I think, as 1 sit and listen
 To the coyotes fendish yell, He, too, is an outlaw.
 But he's an outlaw from hell. Here, by the smouldering camp fire My lonely vigil l keep Weary of the days long travel,
 Yet that devil won't let me sleep. Tired, hungry and footsore,
 Away from the haunts of man, And by the first rays of morning ! must be moving again. An outlaw on the desert,
 Under the s'sr-lit sky wonder which is despised most,
 That skulking coyote or I.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Some Rules For
 Counting Couples

Here are the revised rules of court ship as laid down by Rev. Father An- gelo of St. Michael's church, Flushing, x. Y., to deprive rupid of his deadli- est weapons:
 FOR ENGAGED COUPLES.
 No holding hands.
 No walks through lonely places. No buggy rides.
 Calling hours, to l0:30 p. m. No extra half hours on the porch or at the garden gate to say good bye. Don't sit SO close on th= sofa To the girl: Be sure your fance does not smoke nor drink.
 To the man: If you would d scover your sweetheart's temper see her in her home among her friends. Courtship should not last longer than seven months.
 No girl should marry under the age of24.
 A man should be at least 30 before he takes e wife.
 Remember that courtsbip is a seri- ous proposition.
 FOR PARENTS.
 Dn't leave the parlor when the young man comes
 Ascertain progress of the courtship after few months, and then, if the young man has not expressed his in- tentions, bring him to the point.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
From Fridays Daily.

Nick Mobile is Tombstone visitor today from Bisbee. being called h,re on court business.
 W. II. Culby. route agent for the Wells-Fsrgo & Company Express. is in town today checking up the business of the local office.
 An ls-yesr-oldtJspanese boy was found locked up in hox car at Yuma few days ago. He came from Tue son and had been in the car for two days without food or drink. He had proper credentials. According to the Florence Tribune c. F. Finney and associates will place A smelter of 3,O0J tons daily capacity upon the Dripping Springs mines.
 A meeting of the members of the Fortnightly Club will be held on Tuesday evening, May 7th, at ! 80, at the home of Miss Rose Hattich to consider the matter of placing the club library where it can be used.
 Judge Ben Goodrich returned this morning from Phoenix, where he was called on legal business. He states that he is glad to get back to the cool, bracing air of Tombstone as against the summer heat that Phoe- nix is already experiencing. The work on the Machomich Mer- cintiie block is progressing rapidly. Much of the frame work is already up and the structure is assuming shape. J. Romero and vi fe of Benson are county seat visitors today.
 Miss Lucy King i, a Tombstone visitor from Lowell. The grand jury expects to enter its
 final report tomorrow and ask for dis oh lrge.
 Among the Tombstone Shrineri who expect tn join the rsvsn to Los Angeles tomorrow is J. N. Gaines Charles Bowman, Mart Hosr, John Heuninger and H. B. Tarbell. Tomb
 -toLe will be well represented at tn,
 zig event.
 Spring is here. Get busy and clear :, up the back yard. Haul all the trasf Q away, nail that loose board tight tt q the post, trim up the herbage ant trees. Nothing adds more to tn
 attractive appearance of a rity thsl d neatly kept yards and lawns. The , have the same general effect toward 70 rnchsncing the looks of a city ths
 a fresh shave and hair cut has on
 man.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Mining Center to
 Be at Los Angeles
The Los Angeles Examiner says:

The Los Angeles Examiner says:
 "J. c. Adams, superintendent of the famous Boston and Montana copper mi"e of Butte, Montana, Amslga- mated Copper magnste, and repre- sentative of H. H. Rogers, predicts that the eyes of the co yper world will look toward Los Angeles as copper center in very few years.
 From the great mines of copper in Montana and the Lake Superior re zion, and the 'doings' in copper stocks ani properties in New York and Bos ton, to Los Angeles, seems a far cry, but Mr. Adams thinks Los Angeles is destined to be the real center Of the copper world by reason of its prox- unity to the great copper fields ot | Arizona that are now receiving more attention than ever before in the his- tory of the territory.
 "Mr. Adams came to Los Angeles yesterday after trip to Arizona and MeIico, where he inspected the great Copper Queen, Calumet & A-izons and the Cananes properties of t.e Greene Consolidated company,
 Accidentally, MT. Adams passed on the Arizona Apache group of twenty
 iAs claims, situated near Benson lAr.knna, in the Catalina mountains IA sale of the property for $500 900 wei consum mated ;n Los Angeles yester
 Jay when Thomas Stafford, former
 superintendent of the Calumet & Ari
 zons; John Hoatson, w. J. Guthrie
 w. w. Adams and J. K. Eveleth tool
 over the control of these properties.
 "Mr. Adams is the man who defeat ed F. Augustus Heinze in the famou , Minnie Healey suit that resulted il the control of the malgamsted Com , psny going to Rogers and other: The Poston & Montana IS the heav i fest producing mine of the Amalga 3 mated Company"
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Railroad Surveyors
 Near Benson

We have information that a mem b,r of the O'Brien ra lroad contract ing company came out from Chicago last week to bid on the construction of railroad line down the San Pedro valley past the Venezuela group, the Industrial Mining Company prop erty and the Arizons-Apsche group. The Benson Press is unable to learn whether it is for the Phelps Dodge line which terminates here, the spreckles line from San Diego, or the Southern Pa Paciic.-Benson Press.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

Uncle Sam can point with pride to the fact that thirty eight of his warships assem- bled at Jamestown without an accident. Such seamanship in crowded waters shows that the crews understand their business.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Will Recommend
 Arizona's Climate

Dr. P. NJ. Darlington, surgeon in charge of Fort Stanton, N. NJ, the marine hospital service consumptive sanatorium, is en route to Washing ton, where he Sill attend the Amer ican archaeological congress and the. National Association of the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis. He will read paper b fore the former sssoci- ation on tine climate of New Mexico and Arizors and it's benefits for sick people.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

Colorado bobs up serenely with the information that her eighteen inches of snow will he a good thing for the crops. It must be tiresome to the Fastener tohesr much about the benefit to crops when he is bothered about the damage to the baseball season.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

Donald McPhun, one of the oldest residents of the Warren mining dis trict, died in Brbee yesterday alter noon after brief sickness. He was 6 charter member of Perfect Ashlar lodge, F. and 4. M., No. l2, also be- longing to Landmark Chapter R. A M and Bisbee Commandery No A. Knights Templars.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

Two kentuckians who duel ed over a dollar and both were killed, Had they invested the dollar in true Kentucky style, neither would have been more than half shot.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
A ccording to the 2

According to the govern ment forestry bureau over three times as much timber is used in the United States annually as is made by the new growth. It is easy to see the finish unless the princi- ples of forestry are generally applied.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

Henry James is Of the opin- ion that Americans do not know how to pronounce words. Yet it is easier to pronounce than to understand them as some writers put them to- gether-
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

As result of inhaling laughing gas while submitting to a dental operation, Miss Agnes Loven, caught and hugged the dentist until the police interfered. The gil is g years old and pretty, When the polio, had succeeded in getting the dentist liberated Miss Loven had to he taken to hespitsl.-Tucson Post:
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

"A clean Southern man for the Presidency says the Athens Ga Banner, would astonish the nation by the race he would run.' And the nation would probably as- tonish the clean man by the amount of dirt 1t can throw.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

The story o: that professor who has trained a starf sh to do funny stunts, will only mildly interest the women who have for years been train ing "lobsters" to perform at their bidding.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

The railroads have ceased their opposition to the 2-cent fare proposition. Their pres ent thorn in the flesh is the increase in their tax assess ment.
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05
Cincinnati's chief of police

Cincinnati's chief of police declares: That the kimona must cease to be worn on the streets. The high-heel' d slip per must go when accompanied by purple stockings or other gaudy ankle encasements Skirts must not be held too high, no matter how rainy the day. Young girls must not wear ..fascinators.' The cruel dictator does not fix the limit for raising skirts, but he cannot prevent them from be- ing raised a little above two feet
Tombstone epitaph., 1907-05-05

A Chicago dispatch says the Standard Oil Go. has not given up," Certainly not. It is the practice of the Stand ard Oil to rake in, not give up.