The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-04
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(From the Oklahoma)
Enid and FL Reno are both in the
dinnerless state. owing to the failure
Of the gas supply. Cook with gas"
Shawnee has scraped up $500 TO
tell others what Shawnee has. Some
of the fund will doubtless be- given to
inventors.
The fall picnic season will doubt.
less prove a great relief to the poll.
ticians who want to tell just how
things ought to be run.
II is stated on good authority that
Creek suits mentioned In the press
recently. have no reference to u
breech cloth and gee string.
The news editor. Il. X. Bixby. OF
the Muskogee Phoenix. left yesterday
for Minnesota. There ought to be some
improvement on the paper now.
Two Chickasha boys engaged In n
friendly wrestling match the other
day. and their fathers interfered and
became mixed in fight that landed
them both In Jail.
Shawnee man was arrested for
appearing on Sunday in a pair of duck
tr'rsers. and has demanded that the
~ enforced against peek-a- boo
waists and fancy stockings. Shawnee.
the city of the suppressed.
The McAlester paper defending its
own says You may laugh and make
sport, but II is not everybody that
can buy a gold brick" No not every.
body has $4,000 for that luxury, but
then, most people are reconciled to
their fate.
When In doubt decide in favor of
the fire water. seems to be the indian
Territory attitude. "Hiawatha" IN.
alyzed go and 2.9 per cent alcohol
by different tests, and although . per
cent bars, the judge decided II did not
come under the ban.
The Enid Wave claims credit for
having saved its citizen who went
through the Columbia disaster. II Is
little hard TO figure out just how a
man struggling in the water could be
helped by way, although the speci.
men quoted is the dryest of its kind
eXtant.
Red hair Is said to be the popular
and prevailing shade at the census
Office opened for the government cen
sus takers. oh, well. nothing only
the census takers had better be care.
full how they do their work.
The Phoenix says the democratic
newspapers are working themselves
into an awful stew as the republican
state convention approaches. But 1t
will be nothing to compare to the stew
the republicans will have when tina,
mixture of black and white gets to.
gether in the convention.
The Chickasha and Bartlesville pa.
pers have that terrible and bucolic
habit that might be dubbed "suggcs.
tive journalism" They constantly al
lude TO mysterious secrets, and end
the paragraphs with Guess who 1t is. ."
Can you tell!" etc. A newspaper is
intended to tell the news.
It's funny how woman reasons. A
certain Maysville bachelor has excit.
I'd sympathy by being seen washing |
his clothes and every woman in town |
is yearning to take the job away from
him. Why a dirty job of manual, |
mental labor should be delegated To 4 |
woman, and she should be fool enough |
to accept 1t. let alone banker" for 1t, !
is a little hard to figure out.
Apache Chief Nache gave 10000
celebration last week for his daugh-
ters debut. but she spraining her
ankle and being unable to take her
proper place In the festivities he pro
poses to do II all over again In Sep
tember, on bigger, grander scale
than ever. What's all this we have
been hearing about the Indian, most
white fathers grumble over giving
lne debut party for their daughters.
McAlester Wants Home.
McAlaster. |. T., Aug. This city