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Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
Sugar Beet Crop pwlndlss.

The figures of the crop production
in Nebraska, as returned to the labor
commissioner by his correspondents
throughout the state, indicate almost
lapse in the growing of sugar beets,
owing to the difficulty in securing
labor and the closing up of large beet
sugar factories. The production for
1907 was only $1,000 tons.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19

Give Defiance Starch a fair trial
try it for botn hot and cold starching,
and If you don't think you do better
work, in less time and at smaller cost,
return it and your grocer will give you
back your money.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19

The fossil remains of the first bird
that ever lived on earth. the archaeop
teryx, have been discovered In Ger,
many. We would think bird with a
name like that would get all twisted
up in itself when It tried to ny.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
Woman of Economic Strain.

OF small economics the following
will be difficult to beat for smallness
A laboringman who hands over his
weekly wages to his wife is allowed
by her an ounce of tobacco week.
She buys it herself in two separate
half ounces-in order, she declares, to
get the advantage of the two turns Of
the scale.-LonQon Chronicle.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
Important 10 Mothers.
Suspicjons,

What does old Symper use a cash
register for? He's the only person in
his place of business that handles a
cent Of the money"
II know it, but old Symper wont
trust even himself"
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
Extremes in Brazil.

Brazil has no middle class. There
are, but two clos esreht ham ahmlu
are but two classes there - the rich
and the poor.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
- -s-
On the Make.

Some men who believe in making
the most of their opportunities UNI
fortunately regard every other man as
an opportunity.-Philade Record.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
Mistakes Some Women Make.

She is foolish woman who thinks
she can make front by putting every
thing on her back.-EXchange
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19

No man can be brave who thinks
pain the greatest evil; nor temperate
who considers pleasure the highest
good-Cicero.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19

An old bachelor says that some wom-
en- marry for the purpose of obtaining
q listener who can't get away.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19

Too many dollars in mans pocket
have been known to crowd the sense
from under his hat.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
Evils That RAPIDLY Multiply.

Indiscretion, malice. rashness and
falsehood produce each other. -
L'Enclos.
Custer County Republican. (Broken Bow, Neb.) 1882-1921, 1907-12-19
DYEENG AND CLEANING

Write for price list and information on cleaning
and dyelng of all kinds of wearing apparel out Of
town business receives prompt and careful attention
The Pantorium, 1915 Jones Street, Omaha, Ncb
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
ENGLISH Pronunciation,

There is a village in north Devon
which the signposts call Wolfardis-
worthy. but which we have heard pro-
nounced "Woolserthy." Very likely
however, if you went there and pro-
nounced it SO you would be reproved
for the contraction.
This was what happened to US at
Cirencester. Passing through that town
we were solemnly corrected for calling
1t 'Cicester" On the other hand, when
wandering in Norfolk and drawing
nigh to a place which was marked on
the map "Happisburgh," we found
ourselves quite unintelligible because
we did not pronounce it "Hazebro.'
Even in English the difference be-
tween sight and sound is confined to
small minority of words, though
some people seem to be of the same
opinion as young Hanoverian lady of
our acquaintance who naively remark
ed: You English do pronounce so
strangely. There is your great au-
thor. You spell him Dickens, and
you pronounce him Boz."-London
Spectator
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

virtues. Just confine your attention to
her faults. If these are little ones, be
thankful and let them alone If any
should look to be serious, don't try to
remove them with an ak You are
likely to sprain your arm and dull the
tool Treat them with tact and pa
tience and love, and in the course Of
time, perhaps long time, you can 50
modify them that they will become un-
Objectionable or even likable.
All this, however, presupposes some
attention to your own failings, which
are probably more numerous and more
pronounced than hers, and in the case
of man there are more circumstances
which call for the use of q metaphor
ical surgical instrument. If you don't
WELD it yourself, the little girl ought
to, and if you need it she will unless l
am mistaken in my judgment of her.
But you can't treat woman's faults
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
KEEPING TAB
ON THE WORLD
Concluded from page 2

roads, the big guns Of all the ships
and the heavy land artillery joined in
one thunderous boom Of welcome to
the nations chief. The presidents YES
sci first passed along the front line of
foreign warships, each saluting with
tweDty-one guns, and then along The
five mile column Of white painted
American sea fighters, of which there
were thirty eight present. President
Tucker and other officials of the expo
sition received President Roosevelt and
party and conducted them to the in
auguraI stand near the auditorium, the
presidents appearance causing pro-
longed cheering among the multitude.
After the speecbmaking the president
pressed & gold button which formally
set the wheels of the exposition in op
GRAFTON, and at the same moment the
ships and the forts joined in firing a
salute to the Union, after which oil
the bands played 1.-The Star Spangled
Banner and the troops saluted the
flag.
The exposition is far from ready for
inspection. however, and cannot be in
full operation before May 10.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

give your wife frequent evidence of
-four affection, you will have only your
self to blame if she turns to some one
else for that which her nature de
mands. No; you cannot possibly attach
too much importance to these seeming
" insignificant things. They are the
very foundations of domestic happi-
ness. You may provide a comfortable
home and every material desire Of her
heart, you may treat her with courtesy
and Kindness. you may give her high
social position, but if she loves you all
these are as nothing if unaccompanied
by the purely sentimental expressions
Of your own affection for her. With
visible love she will live happily in the
humblest cottage
Some people would smile at this.
Some would call it an old fashioned
idea that has no place in the advanced
civilization of today. The mountains
and the hills, the lakes and the rivers,
are old fashioned, and they are no
more immutable than human nature,
of which love is the highest expression.
In spite of all of our culture, men and
women, under the veneer, are just the
same as they were when Pan played
his pipes in tia groves of Arcadia. We
are as God mae US, and while we may
develop the brain we can't alter it's
composition, nor can we eradicate the
love longing from woman's heart. So
let her have all she wants
Keep the Lovelieht Burning.
l am writing ali this now because
want to keep you from settling down
in the all too customary way after
your return from your wedding trip.
You viii have to resume the chase
after dollars, and you'll have to sprint
little faster than before, but that
won't justify you in putting the little
girl up on q shelf like q piece Of valu-
able bric-a- brac nor III showing her
back into the Kitchen to become your
cook. She is neither a goddess to be
w0rshiped from altar nor a mental to
be b0s&ed at close range. She is just
& delightful bundle Of flesh and blood
and nerves. designed for everyday
wear and attaining her highest happi-
ness in loving and helping you.
Do all you can. therefore, to keep
that lovelight burning brightly, for if
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
Why They Wished to ProIons Life.

1t is curious to note the inadequacy
of the objects for which men would
seem to wish to prolong their days.
Collingwood, as his epitaph informs
us, "a pious, just and exemplary man"
would have liked to have had another
blow at the French. Lord Peterbor-
Ough. PoDe's contemporary, desired to
live in order ito give that rascal Dish
op Burnett the lie in half his history"
an aspiration of which he proved
the sincerity by carrying with him the
volumes, carefully marked, when, al
ready believed to be dying, he went to
Lisbon. And Bentley, making up his
mind to reach the age of eighty and no
further, observed that 'Fit was an age
long enough to read everything worth
reading. London Standard.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

Angels are all ocelJ enough in pictures.
more important On the other hand it
is just as necessary that the wife know
the husband, but I don't care to dis
cuss that side Of the question. l don't
feel competent.
Reform Your Faults, Not Hers.
You may wonder that | don't suggest
a study of your wife's virtues. Lord
bless you. my boy. you don't need to
study them. They will fall upon you
and enyelop you and permeate you.
and all you have to do is to appre-
ciate them and give frequent evidence
of your appreciation. Virtues seldom
cause domestic trouble unless they are
allowed to become aggressively active,
and then, as a rule, they cease to be
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
The Making Of a
Successful Husband
By cAsPAR S. YOsT.
A Chapter on That Detachable
Matrimonial Sequence. the Honey
moon-Do Not Permit 1t to Come
to a Speedy End. hut Cherish 1t
and Prolong Ii Indefinitely. @
copyright, 1905, by c. S. Yostl

lSOpyTISAt, 1870 ny =. p iosIl
" 10y DEAR BOY-Your mother
Nv and | have just returned
from the wedding in which
you were, to US, the most in
teresting if not the most conspicuous
figure 1t was a great wedding; never
saw anything quite SO pretty in my
life. Everything was in good taste, and
you went through your part like little
man. was almost proud of you.
And the bride! Ny boy, believe
you've discovered something that's bet
ter than a gold mine. Unless my judg-
ment is nightly at fault, she's all
right Your mother is Just as we'll
pleased as | am, and that's saying a
great deal for her, for she never could
see any girl quite good enough for you
You know she doesn't hesitate to say
whom she likes or dislikes, and she
usually settles the point on sight, so ]
was very uneasy, as no doubt you
were, about the way Mrs John Junior
would strike her. But she took to her
new daughter-in-aw like a duck to al
orphan chick. and I attach more i'm
p0rtance to that than do to my own
judgment.
Why, she's 50 tickled that she per
sists in waking NE up in the middle
Of the night just to have an audience
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
A SQUARE DEAL

you you buy Dr. Perces Family Medicines
for all the ingredients entering printed the bottle
wrappers their being complete
and You know what you paying for and that the IN
gradients gathered from Natures laboratory being selected from
the valuable medicinal growing Aner
forests While potent they perfectly harmless
the delicate and children.
Not drop alcohol composition. better
agent both extracting preserving principles
gycerne proper strength
This possesses intrinsic medicinal properties of its being
most valuable antptc and anferment nutive and soothing
Glycerne plays important part
ca Discovery in the of indigestion dyspepsia and weak stomach
attended by sing vheabun" foul BREATH coated tongue poor
appetite gnawing feeling stomach iouness and kindred dnge
ments of the stomach, liver and bowels.
Besides curing distressing ailments
ca specific for all diseases the
pelvic organs Even in its uave stages will yield
egn remedy persevered in Chronic Catarr Of the
Nasal passages we'll while taking the Wooden Discovery"
cleanse the passages freely
three times day with DR.. Sages Caarrh Remedy. This
thorough generally
In coughs and hoareness bronchial lung
Affections consumption its advanced stages the "Gode2
Medical Discovery" efficient remedy especially
hangoncougs caused by irritation and congestion bron
c The Discovery" good acute
coughs arising from sudden colds expected
advanced stagno medicine will
hangon chronic coughs which, neglected. badly
treated lead consumption it the best medicine that be taken
the Of the "Dscover by gycerne
dked few drops of lemon juice orange lime juice added
dose will make agreeable and pleasant and will not in the slightest
interfere beneficial effects
Its insult intelligence
of nostrum of npFnou
world medicines which
medicines
they of ingredients employed among
valuable that medicine for like
The of leading who do hesitate
they know exactly they their
ingredients very best known medical
recommended
With tricky dealers it is different.
Something else that pays them little greater profit urged
better. You afford
substitute mnknoyu without particular
which
COMPOSITION gears behind them
T2Clof1
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

There is a sweet girl in Washington
with a most sanity patience, but even
she could not resist the temptation re
Gently to let fly a little arrow. He wa
about nineteen, but weary, oh, very
weary. He had made call of perhaps
two hours, and she also was beginning
to feel some slight fatigue.
II never get over thing, you know,
he said sadly 81 really never expect to
care for a woman again. made fool
of myself over one once"
'And you never get over anything?
Too badr she said sympathetically.
And he smoked a whole box of ciga,
rettes thinking it over afterward
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04


qtpOql the shelf +n no ashamed
Of, until continual suppression extin-
guishes it entirely. Exercise is as nee
essary to love as it is to all attributes Of
life, physical, mental or spiritual This is
not theory, but fact, which has been
proved over and over again since the
world began, and my own experience
does not differ from that of countless
thousands Of others who bear testi-
m0ny to its truth.
Your mother reminds me that it is
time for me to be in bed, so i must
TO the new Mrs. Sneed-God bless her
y remain your affectionate father,
JOHN SNEED.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

you are the right
sort your own
happiness will
be based upon
hers. Love her
always and let
her know, let
her know, let her
know that you
love her. That
is the fatal mis-
take Of SO many
keeping their
love to them
selves, as if it
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04


with fortune on mtddle Of the might.
your own hook, and you can hardly
appreciate what a concession it is for
her to look with favor upon this young
woman who has taken possession of
you. After awhile you will under
stand, but not now.
Angels Without Wings.
/ suppose you are pretty well along
with your honeymoon by this time,
and unless your lot is different from
that of other mOrtals you have made
some discoveries. You have found, l
don't doubt. that the wings you sup
posed were full fiedged haven't even
sprouted. That is the amazing dis
covery every newly married man
makes, and the quicker he makes it
and becomes reconciled the better it is
for his future welfare.
Angels are all well enough in pic
lures, but they would certainly CRATE
on our nerves if we had to associate
with them. Nor is perfection to be de
sired in genuine flesh and blood wo-
1DlS "Ouiu NC u Ille-
some world if all Of us did exactly as
we ought 1t is mainly our faults and
the faults of others that furnish us the
diversion that makes life worth while
That isn't strictly orthodox, but it's
true, and | believe it will continue to
be true as long as humanity retains
that innate cussedness which domi-
mates it.
Don't infer, however, that | consider
imperfections and attractions to in
crease in corresponding ratio. A little
salt is necessary to make your food
palatable, but very little more will
spoil it. A faultless wife is likely to
be insipid, and good, healthy Imperfect
tons should rather be cause for re
joicing than lament. SO, my boy.
when you find one in your dear little
bride, don't have conniption fit. but
make a note of it, and when you get
an opportunity analyze it tenderly.
They may keep you pretty busy for
awhile, but when you get them all
classified you will have that Intimate
acquaintance which is absolutely es-
sential to domestic happiness. Along
while ago somebody said, Man. know
thyself,' and I would paraphrase that
and l believe, improve it by saying,
Man, know thy wife!' It's much
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

while she dis
poses of a stock
Of adjectiyes
that would as
tonish a French
man. You little
know, my boy.
how much she
has missed you
since you went
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

TEXAS LANDS I'VE tB xn P P90149 2s5ss and
VAN HORNE VALLEY, Texas, lone of the most fertile
valleys in the state. The Southern PACING Railroad
passes through the Van Horne Valley lands anG the
proposed line of the Santa Fe will directly through
our Panhandle tract These lands exceptionally
well located for retail purposes. They were carefully
selected, and, having purchased them some time ago.
we can quote you prices and terms that are right
LAND AGENTS. ATTENTION!-secure control
of 10000 acres of this land which you can do by max
ing small payment down, and realize profit Of
$4,000 Own your lands. Dom sell on commits
sion. TEXAS COLONIZATION co., CO.'S Pioneer Press
Bldg st. PRal Mimi
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
A Perpetual Honeymoon.

The popular idea of the honeymoon
is period of a few weeks immediate
~ following the wedding during which
the couple skylark around over the
country, making spectacles Of them
selves for the amusement of anybody
who happens to be observing them. 1t
is a period of unrestrained billing and
cooling by the end of which they are
supposed to have become satiated and
return home to settle down to a prac-
teal, everyday life in which love and
its outward manifestations are not ex-
pected to figure to any great extent
sincerely hope you will not take that
view of it. The honeymoon should not
be subject to limitations of place or of
time. AS a mere outing it should be
made brief; as sentimental coDdi-
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

ton, modified by the activities and
necessities that demand bread and but
ter at regular intervals. it should con-
tinue until death breaks the bond.
have been married thirty years and
am still in the midst of nv honey
moon. and | hope to see this moon in
it's meridian for many years to come
You should never cease to be lovers
| can see no reason why the return to
earth should cause an entire. change of
relations. Some people seem to think
that the tender little attentions which
mark the period of courtship and that
Immediately follow the wedding are
incompatible with the struggle for a
living; that the kiss, the caress, the lit
tie compliments, are not only unneces-
sary, but even foolish. If you desire
happiness as nearly absolute as pos
sible here below, don't make that mis-
take
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04

In that way. Dictation, opposition,
force may get results, but it will be at
the expense Of happiness. You can't
run home as you would factory.
Your wife is not a servant or your
inferior in anything but physical
strength. Besides, she is q woman
and as such is entitled to the fullest
measure Of that chiyaIric courtesy
which every gentleman owes to the
other sex. That she is your wife in
creases your obligation IN this respect.
/ have heard of women who doubted
their husbands love if they neglected
the periodical beating, but | never saw
any Of that class, and l doubt their eX
tstence. No; the only way to correct
woman's fault, if it really needs cor
rectiOn, is by pressure SO gentle she
never suspects its existence, applied
with the patient persistence that is IN
all things irresistible. You know that
in the grinding Of a lens for great
telescope the final work is done with
the palm of the bare hand. If you
bend tWig sharply, it will break, but
if you bend it gently and secure it in
Its new position you can by constant
repetition of the process mold 1t to any
form you desire. So the ideal husband
and wife consciously and unconscious
~ mold each others disposition. Do
nestle happiness, my son, is the high
est form of bliss attainable on earth,
and it is worth all the trouble it gener-
ally takes to secure it.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
Love Is Not All.

Love alone is not sufficient for
woman. She hungers for it's outward
and visible manifestation, and it is
hunger that can never be fully ap-
peased. A man can rest content in the
confidence of his wife's affection and
doesn't worry if she neglects to ex-
press it in words or actions, but she is
of different fiber She wants to hear
you say Il love you" once in awhile.
to feel Your arm steal around her and
your lips pressed to hers. She never
grows weary of these things. and she
never grows too old to appreciate
them. Their neglect is the beginning
of Indifference. and indifference is
loves deadliest foe.
Without love marriage degenerates
first to a mere convenience and then to
condition Of bondage in which iron
chains take the place of roses. chains
which the divorce courts are too often
called upon to sever If you do not
Morris tribune., 1907-05-04
With tricky dealers it is different.

Something else that them little greater profit will be urged
upon you "us good" better You hardly afford Co
accept uukn0 tooou without any particular
OF Dr. Peces medicines which
and have of gears Of behind them
You and the dealers business supply thu
want Insist it,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-12-06
SEVEN DEAD; TWO INJURED
Fire in ROOming House Caused by
an Explosion of Gas, at Kan
saS City.

Kansas City, Mo-, Nov. %. - Seven
men are dead and two badly injured
as the result of fire in a two-story
brick rooming house at st. Louis ave
nue. and Santa Fe street, caused by an
explosion of gas. The seven victims of
the disaster were burned almost be-
yond recognition, but were finally iden
tilted, as follows: Patrick Tucker,
trackman; Adolph Summerbeck, wait
er in restaurant; Michael Harlan boil
ermaker; Thomas Lane, laborer; John
Shea. track foreman; Jack Sheehan;
'.Frenchy," porter in restaurant. 1t
is believed that neither of the injured
men will die.
The explosion is believed to have
been caused by guest who lighted a
match in room where gas had been
escaping George Gavin was taken out
OF the building seriously burned. Anoth-
er man, name unknown, was badly in
jIred by jumping from a second-story
window. The money loss is $4,000
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-12-06
KURD DEVILTRY is
e.a GIVING TROUBLE
Making Raids ON Both Turkish and
Armenian Villages-Pillage
and Incendiarism.

Constantinople, Nov. 29.-The law
less activity of the Kurdish tribes in
the districts of Erzerufn, Bitlis, Van,
Kharput and Diarbekir is causing con-
Germ at, the porte, especially as the for
eign embassies are interesting them
selves and are urging that prompt
measures be taken by the government
to prevent a massacre Under the pro-
lection of the notorious Ibraham Pa
shat, who is known as the "despot of
KurdiStan," Kurdish hOrsemen are
making raids without discrimination.
Turkish villages suffering equally with
Armenian homesteads on the plains
around Diarbekir and Jezireh-Ibn-
Sixteen villages have been pillaged
and burned within the last month in
these districts and eight in the Sert
district have met the same fate. Sew
eral of these villages were composed
entirely Of Moslems. The pinch of hun
ger already is felt, as everywhere there
is scarcity of food, folder and fuel
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-12-06
Fire Victims Identified.

Kansas City, Mo-, Nov. 3O-Identi-
fication has been made of the seven
men who lost their lives in the fire
which destroyed the rooming house al
HOP Union avenue. They are: Pat
rick Tucker, trackman; Adolph Sum
merbeck, sc years old, waiter in res
taurant; Michael Harlan, 80 years old
boilermaker, came here from Buffalo,
y. Y, four years ago: Thomas Lane,
laborer: John Shea, AZ years old. track
foreman: Jack Sheehan; French .
porter in restaurant.