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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-08-01
The New York Worlds cartoonist is

The New York Worlds cartoonist is
taking slap at Kenosha and in re-
cent cartoon he has something to say
of the girls in Kenosha. A man of
corpulent build resembling the agent
for brewing company is pictured as
walking along Broadway discoursing
on the question of girls. According
to the cartoon the Western visitor is
made to say, 70 yes, the girls of New
York are all right, but you ought to
see the girls in Kenosha." There is
one thing certain the Kenosha girls
will always be defended by the re-
representatives. of the city--when out
of town.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-08-01
Q -. 8 II cd II e As
Bears the 2Th8 Kind You Have Always Bong
Signature ss I<NzAAzzM/

Miss Catherine Obertine has gone
to Elkhart Lake for a two weeks
visit with friends.
The Misses Edna Slocum and Alice
Tanck spent Wednesday at the camp
at Horlicks, Racine.
Alderman E. c. .Alleman is home
again after spending his annual
vacationsin Detroit.
Fred Gottfredsen, who attended the
Elks reunion at Philadelphia, return
ed home Wednesday.
Mrs. w. H. Berriman is here from
New York for visit with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. H. Schroeder.
Miss Cornelia Hansen has returned
to her home III Rogers Park after a
weeks visit in Kenosha.
Mrs. L. E. Bennett has gone to
Grand Haven, Mich, to spend the
summer with hers mother.
Chas. Bali, of Burlington, former
sheriff of Racine county, spent We'd
nesday evening in Kenosha.
Or. ]. IF. Stewart, Of Clay Center,
Kansas, is in the city, a guest Of his
daughter, Mrs. H. D. Brown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Arthur Carson, Of
Elgin,5Iu,, are spending week with
friends and relatives in Kenosha.
Mr.. and Mrs. G. r. Nc Doweu have
returned to their home in G1ennland,
Mich, after short visit in Kenosha.
g. "a. IS T e. R A.e
Basas sba >9Ih8 Kind You Have Always Bought
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-08-01

DR.. J. E. Johnson was in Lake
Geneva Friday.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-08-01

Fl. A. Mantz, Of Oshkosh, spent
Friday afternoon in Kenosha.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-08-01

It cost the state of Wisconsin $780,
491. II as total expense for the legis-
lature of 1907. Following is the
tabulated statement.
Salary and mileage for senators. 5000 70
Salary and mileage of assemb1ymen. 53,601 SO
Chief clerk of senate al nd n employees 14,993 90
Sergeant alarms of senate and 20
employees ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 6,672 90
Chief clerk of assembly and % en-
ployes ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 1864 90
Sergeant-at-arms of assembly and o
employees. e,o26 90
PRINTING journals, calendars, bills,
ETC., by Democrat Printing Co. (a1-
ready paid) 14,49s 80
Printing UNPAID, approximately. -. 1900 90
10 postmaster Keyes, postage, senate
and assembly -. ........e.......... 1890 50
Election contest FIRED Ties and Willis
Ludlow, Monroe) Observation-Disclosures. go 80
Legislative committee &c. T. E1ver
L. M. C1aWson and J II. Noble to
visit charitable and penal institu-
TONS and report thereon) ....... $50 90
10 J. d. Glover, actuarial advice on
insurance bills. ...................... 1880 SO
Other Insurance expenses ... 245 80
To chap1ains, for prayers in assembly 351-OO
To chaplains, for prayers in senate. 348 90
Stationery used by members of 1egis-
lature ESTIMATED .................. $500 90
Cost OF extra electric light for both
houses .......... ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. 500 90
Official publication of the laws ....... $500 90
Publication of laws in weekly papers
estimated .......................... 10000 90
Total. .$169,481 IA
From the statements of expenses
filed by lobbyists in the Office Of the
secretary Of state, it is apparent that
legislative agents spent a total of
probably 100000.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1907-08-01
NEW LAW COST $3.50, 481.14
This Sum the People of Wisconsin Must
Psychologists Spend 100000 More

It cost the state of Wisconsin $780,
481.14 as total expense for the legis-
lature of 1907 Following is the
ia bulated statement
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
TRAoeOY OF A'pRoAUwAY CA.
Truly It ls "everyboey for Hin,selr' 10
New York.

There vcrc slN. ip thp sgat. q the.
broadway surface cai. which was too
many. However. everybody Ni0d'boifid.
cd the cor socUci to'rsAg 20 fancy 20.
that particular seat ~ sopr were Rlso
standing. a very small man sat
rruuchcd ON the end seat a pretty girl
next TO him The SMALL w4u ,0omod
20 be- very RESTLESS. and no wonder
for an the rest We're pushing the prot
~ girl who ncceaEarIly pushed him In
a way thar seemed 10 infer that hts
room waH bottor than his company. At
length. anhlc 10 ohdnrtGt any longer
he all AZ once showed his shoulder
underline rail ana fen opt, apparently
kNoTyr' screamed nervous pas.
scngor. 1h,s ho'cJmmlttod Vuicidc1'
II don't know" answered the pretty
girl. but. anyway, I've got tho end
sngt. Y. Press. ~
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20

Renewed attention has been called
to the probable explanation Of many
cases OF drowning that was some
yeafs ago advanced by Dr. Lowrie. a
british physician. as result OF HE
own experience After cycling on a
hot day, he took swim in cold water.
aud was soon seized with headache,
dizHnoss and drowslncss. while mus.
Cular EFFORT became feeble and slug
gish In many similar cases. he be-
lieyrs, the swimmer loses conscious.
ness or faints--from cerebral an6mia
II there is no help near the result "
another drowning accident, and, the
report Of II will probably state that
ihes victim was seized with cramps
and sank" Swimming IN GOLD water
Us dangerous II the circulation is weak.
mod from any cause especially after
fast Of seyotal hours, or II there Is
ny heart trouble
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
sAoUro INC sLeEp or.
Writer objects to Custom OF Accusing
Children early o..

Or Woods Hutchinson. writing OF
Sleep IN the American Magazine. critl.
cizes boarding SCHOOLS sharply for get.
ting young people mp too early In the
morning. lie says "a baby OF Young
child should have absolutely. every
minute Of sleep that Il can be- Induced
20 take and sleoplessneBs Is even
more cmphatically e sikh Of disease in
children Than In adults The necessity
and capacity for large amounts OF re-
freshlng sleep persists up TO adult life
and tho amount required seldom falls
below ten hours before the eighteenth
or twentieth year TO make children
or rapidly growing youns adults got
up before they have had their sheep
out. and feel thoroughly rested. Is not
merely irrational but cruel. and when
II Is done as routine practice at
boarding schools. or other institutions,
by those who pretend to be fitted to
have the care ,of children II Is little
short Of criminal" e"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
NIeknsm,, for War v.,,,l,.

We had . fbip called the Muriol.
says the New York Press. and tho
sailors promptly dubbed her the Nor.
~ Hell. The Georpla. az everyone
knbws. is'nie iiw Jaw Tho ponusyl
vania ia the Rllly Penn The Kchrsarrc
Is abe CussAgo The Washington iB
Papa George, and. sIugularly enough.
is commanded by John Adams The
Indiana y Rod Annie The Terror Is
the Tear Her The Cleveland ~ Gro
yer. The Dcs Molnos g. The Mine
The Galveston is Shlnwaitt--a clever
hit. dhb Amplfltrltc IL the Am6r
Tight Tbc Soiaco ls the one Ace
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
THREE BOYS HAD ECZEMA.
Were treated a, o.sporsary-oid Not
unprecedented Five Months
Perfect Cure Ivy Cutelra.

'My three children had ocicma Tor
Ave mout.A A IUIy sore would ap.
pear ON The head lnd seemed very.
Itchy incronlns day after day The
baby had had 60 about week when
the second boy took the diaoaFc and
a few sores dcYC,qpyd then the third
boy took o. For lho FIRST three months
j took them 60 thc ~ Dispchsary.
but they did NOT seem To- improve.
Then used Cuicuu Soap and Cuti.
curn7 Ointment and In few wethG
they had improved and when thya
heads were well yon could sqgngthing
OF the sores Mrs Kate Roim. 5i3
West 29th ST. ScN York. MY, Nov.
1. g and z. 1906" d..
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
FOUND OUT.
'ATaiosd nurse Made bIiiaaoy,.rn

q No one Is In better position TO know
the value Of food and drink than "a
Fl Speaking ~ coffee. a nurse Of wilkes
Barre. Pa, writes, 4 used 60 drink
arohgd coffee myself. and suffered
greatly from headaches and indlgcs.
non! While on a visit to my brothers
q had q-gRg chance t6, ~ Postum
pod Gonef, f9Ey4ey dfank II Alto
siiher.in place ot ordinary coffee, In
tNo weeks after using PostumI found
: was much henedtcd and finally my
Headaches disappeared and also the
Indigestion.
NATURALLY / have since used Postum
among my patients, and have noticed
q marked benefit where coffee has been
left on and Postum used. 49,. .
Il observed q curious fact about
Postum when used among mothers. u
greatly helps the flow Of milk ia cases
whore coffee Is inclined 10 dry n up
and where tea causes nervousness.
II find trouble In getting SERVANTS 10
make Postum properly, They most
always serve II before II has hoen
boilod long enough. Il should be boiled
10 to % minutes after boiling begins
and served with cream, when II Is Ger.
tainly a delicious beverage" Read
"'The Road to Wellyille" in pkgs
There's Reason"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
pesfnea Cannot BE Cured

d, ileai tfpiioailns A. thry cannot rrafh Che de
eaaed rluu N fhe ear There H. Only one eay "a
gvfg irafnesa, hnnfhat isby constitutional remedies
urainessis caughl BY an innamrd condition ~ tho
mqeonhhE 1ftpe kustachian Tube. When this
tube y intAmrd YOU have a TumbIiug sound 90 iu
ptleI hf4flpg, 4n when it 4 entirely closed Deaf
utaa ne fcsul' MD unless the Inflammation can hs
takrnQlt lnd tlistube restored 20 iH normal ouudl
t1u hrafns VII hc destroyed forever nine case
uut N 20 are caused by CatArfh. which 4 nothiul
but On ilftmed Clgdtiiun ~ tho mucous surfaces 7
We uiIl fito odA Hundred Dollars f1f any case q
peaturta caused ~ rataffhi that caunut b. cured
- uAllt IatAffl cure, hend fur rifrularr free.
S0ldby hurgists. $50
Take llaus lAfrdly rms for oanstipati0n.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
A LIttIe courtshIp Comedy.

A goodlooklhg wdll.tddo bachelor
Of Manchester was beiDg icRaod by
some young women Of his acqualnt.
once for not bcihg Married lie said:
."Ill marty the one OF you whom on n
secret vote you eloGi 10 be- my wife
Thore were nine women In the com.
paBy Each one went into d corner
and used great caution In preparing
her ballot aud disguised her handwrlt.
Ing
The result was that there were nine
votos cast each resolving one The
man remaips a bachelor the friend
ship Is broken up. and the women. nu
mortal enemies. united In the one dc
termination thptthoy viii not speak e
the man again The Taller. ,f..
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
Disparity

The two, young women, who had not
met for long time. embraced each
other with much forvor
Flows this. Katef t.hcar ym have
gone and married a rich Widowor. Is
he much older than your
well. there's considerable differ
ence botvccn our ages. Clara. In fact,
he'ah war victorian" - 1'Ht 8
,"SpHtiah war; ..--
"dh. mo- he wasn't In that"
rdfu' Ysr.4henJsaE,comsess
"No---er-McNicnu
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
The Peaceful Joy OF Tho Rlver..

An Ingenious Spanlard aaya that
'riyorr and tho inhabitants OF the wa
terry element were made for Wise men
TO- contemplate and fools 10 pans by
without consideration And though
4 will not rank myself In tho number
of the FIRST yet give me leave 10 free
myself from tho last, by Offering to
you short contemplation. first OF riy.
crs. and then OF nsh; concerning
which ! doubt not but to give you
mahy observations that will appear
very considerable. am sure they have
appeared ~ to mo. and made many an
hour nnss away more pleasantly. as j
have aat quietly on a nOwGry bank by
a Calm river .--lsanc Walton. 100 ...,'s
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
What the Poet says

.Falltshoy cakte back dnd settled on
the "a farnffa
8 eGafioua .siio,r said Cynthln, why
areyer N such a bad humor?"
'NNlng butter ~ blamed haTd
work, grumblcd snc. removing the
boads from HIS trow
"oh, choer,up silc Don't the poet
sax thpt it{b love that makes the
world 20 rolmd'?"
"YtE but,By gosh, It don't mako tho
ohurn 20 round"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
~ Ae WAMTEp ~.
Man Had to De Forced mo Paths Of
.... Righieoptnsss.i, .h. .

congrrssman James 4 Watson Of
The Sixth Indiana district told a story
while Ia town recently augut the op.
rratiuu OF The pu'l' i66d law. and in.
tended q lmsuIitg lis Expressed
'ih"ory that mort .Rcople would be
good " they had to. be. l... .,'..,F.
~ VHs white W.. we're wrestling
Win the nurp food hill 1T Washing
ton. ne Said, gihat ! anra letter FROM
home. written by a man from whom |
bought,a hF gnnytiiy9oe mgplersjrup
zach yoir' HturtedI Inc To neht for
he pure food bill. Now, couldn't
htlp rcuNmhwinpi 10, save my 'hfe.
thar this man bought i've barrels on
brown sugar at the opening NJ the
maple molassos season SO wrote
him a note suggesting that advocacy
o. 4 purq ipQd measure seemed odd
from ~! man who bought I've barrels
VI hthwh sisai' before beginning the
Manufacture OF his pure maple strip
NSyqr irgzcJ hlm. Tle turned smy
hitter over and wrote on the back !
know II bGt , whht the law to make
mo do right ''-IRdinnapolh Ncws
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
One olrIs View OF pe.v,v.

Beauty in some ways 90 a handl
cap" she said slowly DO you know
Jerry. that II seems to me almost as
humillating 20 be- loved for ones
beauty as for ones money And II
gives false values for short time.
Money, after all. doesn't vanish Ike
5no's good lsolsi. wirI yoaIi How h
,no to know wbah onc.Wil have lef
when ones Peaup rgocsg 'fThS. Con.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20

lust to be good. to keep life pure
from degrading elements, 20 make Il
constantly helpful In little way To
thoao who are touched by'it, to keep
ones spirit always sweet and. avoid
all manner Of petty anger and irrit'
abllity--that is an idea as noble as Il
is diiIlcHi-Edward Howard Griggs.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
Dual a,I AIome nnd Ahrnnd.

Holland has "a population Of only o..
O0Q09O but uqye are 10000 900 OF PEG.
fle II the Dutch East and West In
dies, The Dtpch are not at present
MUCH 2gfietedSt 20 emigration. In tho
lnIlel states, pit the umo 81 the Last
census there We're only 100. 900 per.
sons ot Dutchpblrth. The number OF
Neth9'anderain the Dutch East In.
dies barely 1900. d. 80,
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
ptoduet al the lowlY Hen.

WqfhngtonA monument IA Cos feet
high Tho ogrd shipped from 90 coun.
ties IN this state, leaving GO yet 10
hear from II placed end on end would
build "a monument 22lSS2 times higher
than the Washington shaft-Kansas
city Journal y
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
chIrrsr -,pnetorls MsdleIne.

The Chinese doctor belleyes In Civ
ing nike FOR Ike" that Is, poison for
poison. aud thus includes In his prac.
tlce almost every element known to
nature. HIS medicine Is farreachIng
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-20
An Edible seawssd.

Dolse Is uoIg frequently eaten than
any.othor seawced IL is,usuqHy dried
andioaton raw In the Aediterraucan,
where the plant is common, II is cook
ed and is a chief ingredient In Soyer's
famous St Patrlcks soup .'.r.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-04

he makes himself n party to these
ofrenses by recognizing the offenders
and encouraging their acts AS n Sen
ator of the United States it is his
duty to make such objection to these
practices as would tend to bring about
their proper punishment. Instead of
doing this he encourages them by
every means at his command.
But there is II very significant reason
for all this. Smoot holds his Senator
ship is gift from polygamists. He
occupies a place in the quorum Of apos-
ties by grace Of the same offenders
against law and common decency. He
dare not make complaint against these
men; because he knows that the result
of such objection would he that his
resignation as an apostle would be read
at the very next conference, and that
his Senatorship would be lost TO him in
a similarly mysterious manner. And
besides, there is no assurance that he
would not be "out of harmony" with
the "big stick
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-04

desire to know anything about cleo
tricity, all they have to do is TO go to
Joseph +. Smith--and be amply
shocked. If they wish TO learn some
thing about casting. they have but TO
seek the presence Of the prophet, and
tell him that he is not onc-and be
cast out. If the lads have it in mind
to explore the future, it but remains
to them TO consult with the seer-and
discover how he does not do it. If
any one Of the students would initiate
himself into the mysteries Of high
finance. he can 90 TO the Bee Hive
house and hear Joseph +. say, "Watch
me. Should one of engineering bent
require information as to the nature of
n tangent, he has only to attend the
Tabernacle and note the kind the rcve-
lator goes on when he breaches, Fur
ther, if the student be not quite sure
that the solution Of triangles of which
the sides are geodetic lines on a spher-
oidal surface requires the introduction
of other functions than those required
for tho solution of triangles on a plane
or spherical surface, he can hie him
self to the president 5 Office and listen
TO the explanation Of the inspired -
Joseph f., while yet he complaccntly
strokes his ample whisker, that
"Whilc TO the outside world we de-
clare it TO be a voluntary donation, it
is nevertheless fixed rule Of the
church that every member shall pay
n full ten per cent Of his earnings an
nually; because, as You will readily adj
nit, need the money in my business.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-04
THE INSINCERITY OF IT.

Even the immaculate Smoot. pure as
he is said to be, extends his protecting
care over the unlawful method of life
pursued by his coadiutors. Notwith~
standing his vicarious boast at Wash
ington that he had opposed this parti-
cular crime ever since his infancy, the
Apostle sustains the guilty ones in the
high places of his church. Being ques-
toned as to his attitude toward the
president of that organization, after
all Of the Smith confessions before the
Senate committee, Smoot presented
himself in the following light:
The Chairman Have YOU protested
against his living In polygamous cohabi-
tation?
senator smoot-I have not
The Chairman.-Havo you in any way
sought to bring him to trial for those Of
fenses"
Senator Smoot.-I have not
The Chairman.-Do you intend to?
Senator Smoot.-I do not.
The Chairman.-Do YOU remember how
many children he said he had born to
Senator Smoot-I think he said eleven,
The Charman,-And by all of his five
wives?
Senator Smoot.-That / am not posi-
The Chairman.-Now, with the full
knowledge OF these facts, testified 10 ny
him. you sustained him in October last?
Senator Smoot.-l did
That is pretty fair exposition of
the Smoot purity. The words of the
apostle demonstrate rather clearly what
is the hierarchical attitude in respect
to law-breaking. Not only did Mr.
Smoot express himself for himself, but
he at the same time spoke for the
whole Mormon church. He plainly
showed that, no matter how brazen the
offenses Of men holding high station
as officials in his church and eSemplars
TO the people, there is in the church no
disposition TO properly punish the
offenders, On the contrary these law
breakers are rewarded for their opposi-
tion TO law by being sustained as
prophets, seers, and rcvelators Of the
Almighty.
Apostle Smoot is careful to say for
others as often as possible, that he is
not polygamist; but he is neverthe-
less encouraging the practice by others
There can be no surprise al the fact
that people outside of Utah arc dis
posed TO believe that here we are
indeed peculiar people. They see
the spectacle Of Senator of the United
States, sworn to uphold the law, lend
ing aid and comfort to self confessed
law breakers, sustaining them in posi-
tIons of honor and emolumeut in sup
posedly religious community. Smoot
knows that his associates are living in
daily opposition to tine law of the State
| and to the rules Of civilization; and yet
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-06-04
HARD ON JOHN HENRY.

Any man who has been a boy will
remember that once he tried TO pick
up stuffed purse on All Fools day.
ANY boy who has grown to manhood,
and who made grab at that religious
tolerance speech Of Apostle John Henry
Smith at the recent peace meeting, has
experienced similar feelings In both IN
stances. Both had strings to them.
First IL was President Francis NJ
Lyman of the apostles quorum who
pulled the cord; then 1T was Apostle
Richards who jerkcd away the alluring
bait; and now it is Elder Brigham H..
Roberts who is exercising "the muscles
of his brawny arms" in gigantic tug
10 "fool the Gcntlles.' But what
about the feelings Of John Henry
Smith, who made his own special plea
for religious tolerance, when the occa-
sion of the peace meeting required that
something should be done by some one3
Is he "out of harmony with the
other brethren, or is his utterancc sim
ply u part Of the stuffed. purse game
Whichever proposition shall he accept
ed, either will do-because both were
anticipated by The Tribune.
But if Elder Roberts is no other
thing, he is truthful man-at times.
In his speech at Logan he said that
''the world is but catching up with
Mormouism. - The American party and
The Tribune have been saying right
along that the church. ON account of its
lawbreaking, has been on the run for
long time; and Mr., Roberts is con
firming the assertion made by loyal
citizens here that it would soon be over
taken.
However, Elder Roberts does not
seem TO desire young Mormous TO go
Fast to get education. That is fair
enough, in view Of his declaration that
the prophets of the Mormon church are
the greatest scientists and inventors on
the face OF the earth. Ii the BOYS