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Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1907-08-23
IN WINDHAM COUNTY
BROOkLINE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Headle, who have moved
into the boarding house, will work for
+. l.. Pierce.
Mrs. Caddie Bigwood of Orange, Mass,
is visiting the Whittemores at the Edison
lumber camp.
Mrs. f. l.. Potwine is visiting in Glou-
cester, Mass. Mrs Don Boutwell, of
Townshend went with her
Mrs. Clarence Adams Of Howard, r. l.,
with her son, Raymond, are visiting
Mrs. Adamss brother, " w. Ranney.
Robert Potwine has bought pair of
oxen and he and Mr.. Boutwell, will cue
and haul the logs from the Holden lot
in the northeast part of the town,
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1907-08-23
For over Sixty Years.

Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over 90 years by millions of mothers
for their children while teething, with perfect
allays all pain, cures wind collie and is the
best remedy for diarrhea. 1t will relieve the
poor little sufferer Immediately. Sold by drug
gists in every part of the world. twenty-five
cents a bottle. Be sure and ask for MRS.
Wnslow's Soothing Syrup" and take no
other kind. Guaranteed under the Food and
Drugs act, June 80, 1906, serial number 1923.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1907-08-23

If you once try Carter's Little Liver Pills
for sick headache, biliousness or constipation,
you will never be without them. They are
purely vegetable; small and easy to take.
Don't for get this
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
Wie Elm Spftur lid Yatienten
peribafft.

9r. Yuff, elm ~beriibmter IrSt in
gorbeaur aus Dem borigen Sabrbuns
berte pfleste auf ieineu m%ebi5iniihen
Heiien, penn er in cine Stabt fam,
burd Den pfientlifeu Iusrufer nit
Srommelidlag betannt Su MAIDEN, er
babe ieinen Sunb perloren. uno Ser
@ieberbrineer iolle cine @elobnuns
bon % 2ouisbor's befommen. Ser
IuSrufer sab alie Merfmnle bes
ielbltperltdnplid nif)t berlorenen Sunz
bes beseleihen ale Sitel unb atabes
miiden 8iiroen bes Softors neblt leiz
ner 8obnuus an uno 10 ipurDe Der
Mr5t balo bas allsemeine Stabtgea
iprdf. .@iHen Sic i6on", er5dblte
Der Cine gum Nnbern. .baB elm be-
riibmter Ir5t eefommen lit? Ser
mlB reid, iein, bem er bietet fiinfs
unp5fpan5ig 8plbltiide Gem. Der linn
Ieinen Suno fpieberIhafft." Ser
Sunb puroe auf ipl6e 8eiie nun
5tpar nibt ~gefunoen, ipobl aber Yas
tienten in @enge.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
Die seit6rte Sterbeitunbe.

aus 2onbon miro bericbtet: Cine
amiiiante S3ene ereignete iif am less
ten Wittno6 i'm Sbiro Npenue Sbea=
ter, bas burh feline riibrenben unb
grauiigen Welobramen betannt lit.
.gs mar am gnbe bes lesten Iftes.
Der 9oiefpift mar enbli6 10 melt,
baB er iterben ioIte, aber Die Gang
mutb bes Sublifums ma erihopft.
unb ais Der Sturfe inn ibDniter,
Welobramas Stil Ieinen s~berrud6ten
8eiit aufgeben noute, beeann in,
gan5en Sui6alerraum elm pilbes
Cohen. Soblen, Yfeifen unb 3iifen
uno Der 2drm ponte fem gnbe nebe
men. Snei. brei, bier Winl,ten ers
trlig Der Saritener bes 80ieipihts,
Scr. Hobinion, bieie unboflihen
Ien6erungen zines beleibigten Hehtsz
ODER &unItgefiibls, Damn aber ilbers
mannte ben Sterbenben Die gmpos
ring. er iprnns bon leinem Sobtenz
bette anf. itiir8te Dor bic an Die
Hampe nrb be9ann ldut ms Yubliz
frm an rufen. gnolih gelung es
linn. iih berltdnbIif 81 MAIDEN.
.Weine Samen unb Serren", 10 riei
Der Yiin,e nit groBter Heterogeneous
tplift, incline Samen unb Serreu. id
appeniere an Sbr @eredtiefeitssefiibl
uno bite Gle, unS niht su itoren.
Sic @iiten iolen ia jest serettet unb
belobnt iperben. ober sic miiiien uns
bod penigitens bic Seit ba5u laIien.
SD mill ia iterben. 9lber i6 bite
sic, BEL bieIem 2Grm fam i1 unmog@
lih iterben. IlSbalo pertpanbelte
ii6 bos 3iihen unb Yfeifen in ldutes
8latihen nnb 8rnporufen, befriebigt
frot Scr. 8obinion in iein 8ett 5u>
rid, 5og Die 9ede bis ans 8inn.
lt0bnte, ienf5te unb itarb Damn. bah
es MIR 10 cine Sreube mar.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03

liden, teuffii6en Sod Der 8omer be-
freien iolte. ngs ipirb bebauptet"
fii9t er bin5u. obaB feline before 9te1
eierung in Der 8elt eriftirt, ole Die
Der 5iirfeu. ipelde fein geiitlides ober
ipeltlides @eiee fennen, ais nnr Den
&oran. limb es mlB SugeItanben
tperben, bab es fem unaneenebmeres
Sbitem ais unieres eibt nit ieinem
8ir6eneeieb unb ieinem 9iirsergeies;
au6 9ebor9t &etner mebr Der Ser
nunft ober Der Sibel."
Sizes lit alio Die reformation"
ober nelte GeligiDn, fpel6e 2utber Der
8elt prebigte. 8ir tperben MN leben.
nie lie iih iuie elm 2auffeuer ii6er
eineu sroBen Sbeil guropa's pers
breitete.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
Wenn Gmh Der @inter nif)t sefGat
iuarnm folst Chr nidt benz
Gpmmer?

Sie @ogel fuhen ieben @inter elm
miloeres &lina auf unb 10 fonnt aud
Sbr es tbun. Sic Suinois Central
gabn NIT ibren eieenen 2inien bon
Siour Gitp unb Sntaba mad Stem
Orleans. - bon Den groben Seen bis
gum Golf bon Mericp, - unb ibrer
uniibertrefflihen Geiieeelegenbeiteu
unb ibren @rfuriionsfabrpreifen lies
fert oas 8oaenbeite. um mad @inter<
Ilifentbaltsorten eli %eelaneen, mo Sbr
Die 0ergniiaen Deg CONNER etters
genieBen fonnt. inbeB sn Sauic lteberz
i6libe nnb Iel5miisen CUR Notbpens
hi9feit ~setporoen limb. @ir modbten
guh oabon %er3dblen.
Cine Yoitfdrte an ben llnterseihz
neten beridaiit gu6 elm pamphlet
NIT benz 0ermerf Der GrfurIions>
Sabrpreile bon ben @auptpunften Der
Suinois Central s8a6n inn Horoen mad
ieh5ebn beribiebenen @inters Iuients
~baltsorten, tpel6e iid) bon Californian
biz mad Slorioa unb bon Miiiiiiippi
mad Central Imerifa eritreden, mil
gin5elbeiten betreff Der g%ntfernuns.
Der berihiebenen 8ese nnb ben Bripis
lesien iiber @erpeilen an nerl6iepes
men 3piihenorten.
gs sebort nidt MIR su unierm 8es
ihdfte. Das gu tbun. aber es pirf
uns audi angenebm iein. guh Ingas
ben al MAIDEN iiber grfuriionsfahrs
preiIe bon @urer S%eimifation mad
irgeno einem bon oieien Yunften, uni
mir fperoen guh frei biibib inuitricrte
Srndinhen iiber observation-disclosures in
Sem Orleans, Iidsburs. Sammonb.
8ulfport. California ooer Sloribn,
ODER bon iolhen in Wericp, Cuba,
Horto Hieo ober Yandma perienben.
8. s. YbeIps.
Sipiiionsz Sniiagiers Ieent
Der s. 6. 81. g..
603 9anf 9uiloin9, Dubuque, Soipa.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03

On audi @ein 9etrunfen = Ionif
bdtteit Su barber nidt 10 5utreffenb
16retbe1 tonnen - iIno besbdl6
fommlt Sn bor bas S6eriat (@ee
ri6t) |" - gefanntlid lit Den Otps
bammeoancrn Der @enub alfoboliider
8etrdnfe b%erboten. Sod Der Sifter
lteB li6 niht einidiiftern. n8roBer
&alif! Bober peibt On benin, bab
i6 10 5utreffeno iiber BEN @ein sez
l6rieben babe, ipenn Su ieIbit ME
tpel6en setrlunfen bait?" = Sa labte
Der 8alif unb iaete: Sch Oh Sfez
riat. uno i6reibe ME n,ebr iiber ben
@einl" r,lrra g
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
Siir bic Wutter.

@as tbut cine pobleeratbene So6s
ter fir ihre @utter2
@pr allen Ginger miro Tie iih bitten,
Ser Mutter Summer unb @rom 6u be-
reiten. sic piro IN ibrem 2%ebeusipans
bel. in ibrem aansen @erbalten seigen,
baB Der quite Same. ben Die Wlttter in
ibr Ser8 ausaeltreut. audi cute Sriht
trdst. Tie ipiro Die iorefdltiae gr5ieb<
un9, Die ibr Defenders burh Die
Wutter an Sbeil aenoroen. 81 ihdPen
fpiiien. tie pirb i'm @bre maiden. 10
pab Die @utter iid ibrer eripndIenen
Sohter nift an ifdmen brauht. 60
niro cine mob~lserntbene Sodter iih in
ibrem @anbel naf auBen bin herbal
ten. @ber mas tpirb tie i'm bausliden
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
Sn Mamn's 8ebnrtstag.

Seine glumen, feline 2ieber
id Dir unb feinen S6er5 -
Hein, ih gebe Dir MIR ipieber
9in mein 9an5es ainbesber5!
llneeIhifte. feline SGnbe,
2iebe Mlltter, babe if. -
Iber lit Der Gag 5i gnbe,
Sult' i6 betenb Tie fir bi6.
9tiht biel alu9es Iheint 5u tpiiien
6ier meiu fleiner 1lappermunb,
Gber Dir NIT bielen &iiiien
Wa6t er feline 2iebe funo!
Sa, 10 groB lit meine 9iebe,
uno mein 8iien lit 10 fleinl
Sod, fpenn es allob itets 10 bliebe, :
Su peritebit mid. Riitterlein!
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
8eiitessesenwart.

Der arabii6e 9idter Ibi6aide be-
Tang in einem 8uhe ben Wein lebr
tpeitlduiig lmb selhidt. Gr ihiloerte
bariu ale @irfungen nnb @eniiie.
ebenIp Die llrinhe, ipeSbalb Die ges
trunfenen lGrmen uno iinaen, So
lieb i'm Sarunsals Naibio 5u iib foma
men unb iaste: .Obne 5peifel bait
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
Seritanbesiharte Der Sinber.

Y&inDer 5eisen bd,Ifis cine eritauns
lihe Seritanoesi6drfe". 10 er5dblt Elm
Deutiher 2ebrer. sd ri6tete einmal
on einen anaben Die Ihpieri9e
Srage, oh er mir Den llnterlhieb Sipiz
i6en tbierii6em Snitinft ilnb menib@
lidem @eritnnbe auseinanberlesen
fonne." u@enn ipir Snitinft bdts
ten, nnttpprtete er, .niirDen mir
NQes. paS mir notbig babeu. ipiien.
pbne e5 5u lernen; ober iuir bober
@eritano, unb 10 mililen mir uns nabes
Al blino lernen ober Sboren bleiben."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03

9as llneliid tritt an nns meilt
beran, ourh iene Sbiire. bic tuir
ibm aufsetban.
- Su Ionit leben. ni6t tpil6. nber
better; MIR Ser lit Der Welt peripoiit,
Der fir Ser6 nnb 8eiit feline 9iebe unA
fein @iiien ~ertporben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03

- Sn allen SauSbaltuusen foms
men bdufig Gerbrennun9en uno Ser
briibungeu Dor. @arilm ballet Sbr
nibt ct. Satobs Sei porrdtbis? gs
beilt ii6er.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03

- Seut5utage ltredt lidb fat 8einer
nad ieiner 9ede. lieber borat CT lid
cine dnoere. "
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03

Ser Sebler lit 10 iflimm mie
Der Stebler - uild ipenn es lid unt
electromagnetic banbelt. !
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03
Ser Wntter Hing.

cs"sS
I'm Die Witte oes spolften Ssohrs
bunberts, ais un5Gblige Sdldaren naf
BENT beilisen 2anbe 3ogen, Inn Die
burh gbriitus sepeibten Stdtten aug
Der 6ano Der SaraSenen az beireien,
%unternnbm audi elm pornebmer Sitter
einen 8reu55ug. gr mar elm iunser
Waann nnb Der ein5ige Sobn zines
reifen gurgberrn. Ser @ater iesz
nete ieinen Sobn. unb iibergab linn
eine 9olbene &apiel, ipelhe ben Mina
ber peritorbenen Srau bes 9urgberrn
entbielt.
.Srase bieie &apiel gum Mnbenfen
on oeine peritorbene Iutter". 1ugte
Der Batter; LIMB ibr Segen moge
biG bot alien @efabren beuabren
unp bid pieoer geiunb nnb bell sus
riidbringen." Batter uno Go6n ifies
ben in Der Soffnung freupigen @ies
beriebens. Iber iieben Sabre pereins
gen unb Der Sobn mar nod nidt sus
ridgefommen. Sd elaubte Der 8a<
ter. fem Sobn lei i'm &fe NIT ben
Sara5enen sefauen ober er lei aui
benz Reeren umeefommen. nnb er
true iih NIT Dem @eoanfen berum,
ieine Sitter einem ieiner Neffen 5u
iibergeben.
Sum fpurSe elm Gag feitgeiebt, an
Incident Der Neffe bds grbe beg alien
8itters iibernebmen iolte. Da ges
ihab es, baS am Abeno borber, als
iaiiter Subel i'm ShlcIIc berrIhte,
elm armer Iilser in Der Miible unten
AM Sube hes @erges onlanate. Ser
bonn Shloiie observation-disclosures Subel
erregte feline Iufmerfiamfeit. .8as
bat Sas 5u bebeuten?" fraete er BEN
0tiiler. 9ieier er5dblte, pie Der
gur9berr lange Sabre anf ieinen eins
5ieen Sobn geipdrtetet babe. Hun
bate er Die iinere gotidait erbalten.
bab iein So6n sefalleu lei unb
mor9en iibereebe er ieinem Meffen bas
eeiammte grbe. Ser Hileer err
bleifte unb iagte bnitie: ~&Dnnt Sbr
niht mod beute ms Shlob seIans
9en?" %. gefpib", ertpioerfe Der
Wiiller. SD TRACE heute Die Sc
ifenfe fir ben neuen Germ, feines
Tebl unb elm paar ifone 9arpfen.
oa binauf -" SO tbut mir Den
8~eiar(en ,inb nebmt Sas nit. IpraG
Der Sileer; nno er iibereab BEN,
Riiner cine sierlihe aoloene 4apiel.
&c bniierte a1h niht Ianee. ba
fam Der alte 8%urgberr nit ieinem
Heffen aif ben NiiIer an. Oils er
Die soloene anpiel 9etpabrie. rib er Dor
Sfref Die aliscn auf nnb 5itternb
Dffnete err DEN fleinen 8ebdlter. ga
fam elm eolbener Iine gum @orIdein
unb nit Dem Iusruf: %, GROCER
8ottl go bieier Hine lit. oa ntus
aid mein Sobn ieinl NIler, tpober
babt SIR bas?"
Ser WiiIer er5Gblte MIN Ines;
unD als er falim gu gnbe mar, trdt
elm Wnnn oor nnb rief: .@dterl"
Ser alte Sitter itiirste auf Den
Srembline 5u unb iportlos lasen iih
Die 9eioen in BEN Irmen.
Cine iolhe @enbune Der Siuse
bate Ser betriiseriife Neffe niht ers
ipartet. @dbrenp Der oQaemeinen
a%ufresuua bate err iih i6leunieit
aus Dem Shloiie entfernt.
Ser mutbige areu8fabrer bate piel
Su cr3dbleu. Dit mar er ndbe
baran. 9opiel unb Hing 81 perfaufen,
iim ieiner Notb 5u iteuern; d6er Der
0ebonfe on Die @prte Des @oters unb
an Ietne fromme Wutter nnb ibren
Geoen perl6eu6te Die Seriuhung.
Gein @laube nurbe belobnt. iein 8es
bet erh6rt, @ott bali linn biz an Die
G6ipelle ieiner Standardization Burg
uno in lester Stunbe iogar Dor DEM
@erlrtit Ieines @ermoaens. Nqe fiibl@
ten Die oebeimuiBpolle Sanb Der eott>
liden @oriebute uno Der Snter laete:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-12-03

w " - ~ UN'
603 ganf guiIbing, Dubuque, Sonia
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-15

Geath to US, ye'd see nawthin' worse
slim a bloody nose or black eye. Tn
great f-nanceers come out lookin' as
though they were comm firm amy
kid iv a merrymakin
1T must be great fun TO be a direc-
tor iv wan iv thin railroads. TIL Ill
reetors gather firm far an near, full
iv good spirits afther an run up firm
Newport. I hope we can hurry
through says wan great fipanceer. I
cughtn't to be here at all, but Tn last
wurruds iv me dyin' father was to cop
all tn directors fees 1 cud set near.
Pah was d director in nine hundred
comp'nies. an he got so expert he cub
spear a fee without losin' his sthride
But 1 oughtnt to be here. I've got an
engagement to be chased be polls
man at three he says L don't care
how long we stay says Clarence
Steenevant, another director. L told
tn boys on'y yesterday that I enjoyed
these here meetin's iv tn boord iv tn
Arizony CENTRAL more thin annythin'
that happens says he. This isn't tn
Arizony CENTRAL says another sage
fn-nanceer. I don't care says Clar-
ence. It's some CenthraI. I'm goin' to
go out there wan iv these days says
he. I wudden't chance it, says Percy
Lumley. A frind iv mine has just
come back an he says he suffered in
Looey. They were days an days with
out absinthe.' TIL meetin' will come
to oTdher,' says the chairman. Little
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-15
MAGAZINE SECTION.
Mr.. Dooley on the Conduct of a Railroad

well, sir" said Mr.. Dooley, I'm
glad to see that our great thransporta-
ton problems are bein' settled in IN
right way"
"How's that?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
With a whack in tn eye" said Mr..
Dooley - IT'S tn on'y way to solve
amy problem that can't be solved out
iv a little arithmetic book 'Tis tn
Archey Road way an I'm proud to
think it's got as far as Wall sthreet.
''Ye know tn IIlinye Centhrai? Why
do I ask? " coorse We know it. IT'S
wan iv tn institutions Nv our fair city.
1t has a rockin' chair On our front
stoop. Its thracks are our lawn Whin
an American city is blessed be l.iven
with a site alongside iv tn shinin'
ocean, tn sparklin' lake or tn Furiin'
river, it shows its gratichood to hiven
be givin' tn site to a glue facthry, a
lumber yard or railroad. TIL arIy
pioneers come here an hooked tn city
away firm tn Indyans. Thin they
wint down to tn lake front an looked
it over, an says they: This mere beau
tiful view is too good FIR tn likes iv
US. We must give it to some railroad
that is worthy iv it. Well ,sk tn Iii
nye CENTRAL to take it. As FIR us,
well dump d barrow iv ashes into this
swamp an make a home f. Ourselves.
AN tn Illinye CENTRAL has been
there to this day It's tn great insti-
tuition. I feel a kind iv reverence fr
it. I've voted FIR it ivry time 1 whit
TO tn polls to cast me impeeryal suf-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-15

tired limbs an lave. thin on tn Illinye
CENTRAL thracks. Yell place me be
laughin'. Thank We kindly.
We'll, sir. 1 had an idea that this
vin'rable institution must be con-
throlled be a kind iv men different firm
tn likes iv We an me. I've had me
dhreams iv power. Often, on q hot
afthernoop, whin there was nawthin
better to- do. I've been prisidint iv tn
United States, car iv Rooshya or even
pope iv Rome. But 1 niver thought iv
mesilf runnin' tn Illinye Centhral rail-
road. I niver looked 50 high. l fig
ured thin mighty men, with their vast
brains chuggin' away in heads about
as big as tn Aujitoroom h)tel, settin
in some vast stone buildin' in New
stretches firm Chicago to Kankykee
an New Orleens. l didn't hwy thin.
L thought it must make their heads
ache. An I was wrong. Hinuissy. I'm
always wrong whin 1 figure anybody
as much greater thin mesilf. An I'm
nearly always wrong wkin / don't fig
ure him as little greater. To tell ye
tn thruth, l was cut out FIR a railroad
director. If I cud get out iv range iv
Father Kelly's teachin's, I'd made
fine high fi-nanceer. / hava tn punch,
or used to have it. Divvle tn head
ache cones out " wan " their direc-
tors meetin's. There amt a headache
in a bar1 iv thin. If We saw wan iv
thin meetin's adjournin' afther discus
sin tn problems that means life an
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-15

vans, tn main finger who owns this
here impeeryaI railroad will not be
able to come to tn meetin as he has
matthers iv more Importance thin this
here jerkwather line. Gintlemen,
hope ye realize that tn INTERESTS iy
millyons Nv people dipinds on yer ac-
ton today. Now what will ye'er ac-
ton be? Let me see. 1 thought 1 put
it in me change pocket. Oh, here it is.
No, this is a good thing at th,-races.
All. I've found it. Tn main squeeze
has kindly jotted down on i corner iv
a newspaper what We will do. Have We
heerd tn question? Ye have not. All
in favor will say, Aye. Conthry mind
ed will say nawthin'. TIL ayes have it.
TIL sic'rity will pass tn fresh air fund
an We'll all go over to tn Dutchman's
an get drink says he.
"At this minyit a tall, imposing
looking man arose. 'Misther Chair
man. says he TIL inthrests iv tn
people are very dear to me- says he. I
will not submit to havin' thin throd
undherfoot,' he says. I wish to offer
a resolution he says. Whereas he
says, I have lost me job. and whereas
1 want it back, and whereas it don't
look as if I was goin' to get it back;
Therefore, be it resolved, that tn
country is goin to tn divvle, he says.
'Ye'er a liar says tn chairman. I'll
I move says tn director, TO lay tn
chairman Undher tn table says he.
DO I have a second to tn notion
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-15

frage away firm me. It's been mayor
Nv this city more thin wan5t. gcv'nor
iv tn state a majority iv IN leSisia-
chure, tn states attorney an always
tn coroner. It's set on tn bench. It's
edited newspapers. In tn rural COM
munities, as Hogan calls thin, it's held
ivry Office firm pOstmasther to toxin
marshal. 1 judge how a man stands
be what railroad thracks are nearest
to him. l live in lowly style between
tn Alton an tn Belt Line. I'm bet
ther off thin tn onforchnit neighbors iv
tn c. B. & O.. although tn people
near tn Panhandle look down on me.
But if Rothschild was to come in here
some night an take an overdose iv
kimmel an go to sleep beside tn stove
tn next day wud find me in a palashal
club on Michigan avnoo, dhrinkin' me
schooner iv sherry wine an b9in' so
intimate with tn Illinye CENTRAL right
iv way that if 1 wint to sleep in ne
chair I'd have me toes cut off. It's tn
grand. vinirable institution. 1t hides
tn water we've got to dhrink firm US
before we dhrink it; it enables tn peo-
pie iv Hyde Park to lay in their win
ters supply iv soft coal be carryin' it
home ivry summers night in their
eyes; it divides our beautiful park into
two parts an spreads a pleasing shade
iv smoke an steam over tn heads iv
tn throngs iv light-hearted an care
less people that frequent that gr-icat
popular playground. Our little chit
dher go down to tn lake to lave their
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MAGAZINE SECTION.

had a mark whin he came out. tell
We it don't tend to impress us investors
with tn safety iv our inthrests to know
that they're in tn hands iv a couple
iv old gintlemen that make passes at
each other like a near-sighted professor
thryin' to catch a BUTTERFLY in a net.
It's a tur-rble thing FIR me to think
that this here great institution is
run be a man that We can see almost
amy day sprintin' around a long ia
bic while another ed gintleman thries
to put in a Knockout blow on his
shoulder blades. I see be the pa-aper
Harriman's very sore about tn way tn
railroad prisidint conducted himsiIf.
Whin he got news " TIL fight. he
wired: Where was ye'er uppercutp'
an he's thinkin' ~ putin a new man
in charge. He wired Jeffreys II he
gets him thereT1 be no talk iv tn con-
throl iv tn road passin'. Yen read in
tn pa-apers: An attempt was made
to wrest tn conthroI " tn ulinye5 Cen
thral firm tn present dominant in
thrests yesterdah, but # failed in ths
first round be a right to tn pint iv tn
jaw. Director Sharkey fought gamely,
but he was outclassed.'"
What were they fghtin' FRI asked
Mr.. Hennessy. What was tn purse -
They were fightfn' fr u.s." said Mr..
Dooley.
An how did # come out7'' asked Mr..
Hennessy.
They divided tn purse" said Mr..
noolou
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-09-15
BY F. P. Dunno
Copyright. 1907. by H. H. Mcclure & Coz

says tn chairman. L don't need a sec
ond.' says tn director. I'm put tn
motion mesilf,' he says, an he busted
him wan. Thin, bein' over fifty, he
followed tn punch up be faIlin' on his
prosthrate foe. Accounts differ, Hin
missy, iv what happened afthar that
Some say that tn frind iv tin people
took tn great magnate be tn hair
iv his head an dragged him around
tn room. Others say he grabbed him
be tn shoulders an shook him while tn
magnate thried to use an iron ink well
in tn debate. Anyhow, an injyabIe
time was had. TIL grave an riv'rend
boord danced around tn TWO capital
lists. Give it to him, StuyveP says
one iv them. TIL boot, tn boot. Jim
myT Tin TO wan on Stuyver If he'd
iver got that haymaker acrost 'Lwud
have been all overt An so it wiut. as
happy, gay an free as ye'd find a
meetin' iv Longshoremen's union Num-
Der Eight.
We'll, sir, I'm glad to know about
thin that they're just like Ourselves. I
thought iv thin settlin' our affairs be
deep thought or in some akelIy uncan-
ny way. But instead iv that, they re
light-hearted an joyous i'm their meth
DDS. They pass tn lie an tn dividend
at tn same time. They slam each
other around tn room, bite, gouge an
pull hair just tn same as we do. TIL
on'y fault have to find with thin is
that they do it badly. Be all accounts
it was a poor fight Nayther iv thin
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-03-14
kAo{ III. Reward.

Il saw a young fellow who thought
he'd be funny get the worst OF 1t. He
boarded the car right behind a very
pretty girl whom. 1t was plain to see,
4 he did not know. When l went for
his fare. he gave me dime. For that
young lady. too he said, pointing ut
the girl. two. seats ahead When I
went along up the car, the girl held
out nickel. told her her fare had
been paid.
BY whomr she demanded. point
ed the young man out. He was smil-
Ing In sickiy manner.
You've made q mistake the girl
said to me, loud enough, for him to
hear; he meant to pay for this colored
woman
She dropped the Ave cent piece In
my hand and pointed at an old negro
woman ahead. saw how the girl had
got 1t on the Young man, 80 when the
negro woman offered her fare told
her 1t had been paid by him. The
young fellow decided things were get
ting too warm for him on that car, SO
he got of at the next corner. As he
left the car the negro woman said.
Much obliged. sahr
You ought to have seen the girl
laugh. Denver Post. =