The Caucasian. (Shreveport, La.) 1900-192?, 1907-08-29
HOW l CAME TO
BE A FARMER.
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llUcil uIStlIIeFS III tennessee, L WAS
seized with Il desire to try my hand at
| the business. Polk county swarmed
with moonshlners, and to Polk county
/. went Reaching the locality that I
J sought. began operations by pump
Ing the inhabitants. Passing farm
house l saw good looking young wO-
man on the porch taking care Of a
couple Of little children. l dismounted.
| went In and asked for a drink of wa
ter. The woman pointed to gourd
hanging in we'll house, and l helped
myself. Then. before asking any ques-
tons, I played with the children with
view to opening way to the moth
er's confidence
'Sorry your husband isn't at home"
said. I'm looking out for timber
lands. Perhaps he might know Of
some to sell"
Il haven't got a husband" she re-
piled; I'm a widder"
She went on to tell me that it was
hard for her to get on since her hus-
bands death. The country was ruinel
by the Illicit distilling that was going
on. Instead Of farming, everybody was
making whisky, and that kept respect
able people away.
would you" l asked. BE willing to
do something to get rid Of the moon
shiDers?'
well. ! don't like to git my neigh
bors down on me-"
But surprising you could make a
nice thing Of IT.
what d'y' call a nice thing!'
named Il sum was willing to pay
for the information l desired
Look a-here. stranger" she said.
"You hain't after lumber; you're
a-huntin' stills. Now. IL you double that
what yO' said, it's go"
compiled with the terms. and she
gave me minute information as to
where could find half dozen secret
whisky manufactures, with the names
Of persons who knew all about them
and could testify to their existence
and ownership in court.
Having kissed the children-I want
cd to kiss the widow, too: she was
very tempting-I mounted my horse,
confirmed The information given me
by pretending to stumble on the stills
while hunting timber lands. then rode
to the county seat and swore out war
rants for the persons whose names
had been given me as the owners and
subpoenaed the witnesses.
tn, fNn
papers, and 1t was several weeks be
fore we were ready for trial. Mean
while called frequently on the widow,
becoming quite at home In her house.
taking the children out to walk with
me while their mother was busy with
her household duties. feared that
my being SO much at her home would
lead those whom l was prosecuting to
suspect that she had given me the
necessary Information, but they didn't
seem to trouble her. l began to feel
that would not mind settling In Ten
nessee with view to ministering to
the widow and the fatherless.
When the case came up for trial it
became apparent that the stills had
seen were small ones, the main stills
where the bulk of the whisky was
made. remaining undiscovered. The
fees paid the witnesses whose testi
mony was worthless-cOst the state
round penny. and the amount paid
the widow was dead loss to ME.
was riding away from the courthouse
much discounted when one Of my
witnesses overlook me.
stranger" he said, "what'd you uns
give for some more informs tioni''
Nothing
"Well, I'll give 1t to you anyway.
The wilder that put y Oh to 'em owned
the hull kit. Her husband owned all
the big stills about byar, and when lie
was shot year ago by a revenue Off
Ger his wldder tux the property and
has been runnin' 1t ever since. Hyar's
a paper she writ you uns."
lie handed me misslye from the
widow inviting me to take supper with
her that evening. l thanked the man
for his Information and. turning, rode
to the widows home.
stranger" she .said, II hain't no
great lover fer still hunters, seem my
husband was shot by a revenue, but
I hain't got over your takin' shine
to Tommy and Maudie. Here's the
money you uns paid me fer putin you
nns on to the stills. l own 'em. and
the witnesses I give v air all In my
employ Reckon It wouldn't be right
to take pay fer that. The state can
afford to pay the witness fees
We were soon seated at table on
which was delicious supper OF ham
and eggs, biscuit, corn bread and cot
fee. The widow did everything she
could to make me forget my failure to
break up moonshining In Polk county.
and by the time I had finished my sup
per l was In very contented frame
of mind. While smoked she put her
children to bed, and during the time
she was doing" the dishes l went into
the room where the little tots lay and
played with them till she had finished
When they were asleep the widow sat
down beside me and said:
II want to git out o this moon
shinin'. I'm a lone woman. and. though
I'm no fool ut turniu' off revenues ]