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The Lexington intelligencer., 1907-05-11

Toccato and Fupue, d minor. , Bach
ARRANGED for Piano by Carl Tausig.)
TrOisieme Bahade, fiat, op 47...
49,. ............ Chopin
Concerto, G minor, op. 25 go. ..
......... 49,. Mendelssohu
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
Poor Christmas Fare.

A delegation of fellow townusmen re-
Gently called on Rufus X. Combs, of
Midway. KY, to congratulate him on
the receipt of a Carnegie medal
AS his friends were taking leave
Mr.. Combs wished them all a merry
Christmas.
And l hope" he ended, that you'll
have a more bountiful dinner than fell
to the lot of young friend Of mine
last year.
"He, the poor chap, was stopping at a
cheap New York boarding house, and
on Christmas day, after he had eaten
a turkey neck, a potato and splinter
Of sodden mince pie, the landlady said
to him, as he rose just as the weak
coffee was brought on:
"'Oh, don't leave thine table, Mr..
Smith
81 must, madam said Smith, grim
ly. It's hard wood, and my teeth are
not what they used to be-"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
His COnstancy.

A story is told of General Sir Alfred
Horsford, who believed in a celibate
army. A soldier once sought his per-
mission to, marry, saying he had two
good conduct badges and $25 In The
savings bank well, 60 away" said
Sir Alfred land if you come back this
day year in the same mind you shall
marry. III keep the vacancy" On the
anniversary the soldier repeated his
request But do you really, after a
year. want to marry?" "Yes, sir, very
much" Sergeant major, take his
name down. Yes, you may marry. |
never believed there was so much con-
stancy in man or woman. Right face.
Quick march, AS the man left the
room, turning his head, he said Tank
you, sir. 1t isn't the same woman
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
Wit OF THE YOUNGSTERS.

Teacher-Johnny, what Is the future
tense of "He drinks?" Johnny (prompt
! ly)-IIes drunk.
Teacher-Willle, can you tell me why
the multiplication table stops at ~!
Willie-I guess it's because 13 at ta-
Bile is unlucky.
Teacher-Now, Johnny, you may give
me the definition of exercise" John
ny-EXercise is work what a fellow
likes to do because it isn't work.
"They say that have cut TOOTH"
Said the babe with mournful glee;
But if they'd only tell the truth,
They'd say the tooth cut me-
Teacher-Why Freddie, this excuse
doesn't look like your fathers writing.
Freddie-Well, the next one will look
more like it, guess. He says my pen
manship is improving.
Small Tommy after being severely
chastised by his mother for disobeying
her ran to his father and said between
sobs: Papa, how d-did you c-cOme to
m-marry such w-woman as nl-mamma
is?'
Mamma-If you had two pennies,
Willie, and | was to give you three
more, how much would you have? Will
lie-Make it dollars, mamma. What's
the use of being stingy with make-be-
lieve money?
A little fellow, age 4, accompanied
his father to Lincoln Park one day,
where he saw a diminutive monkey
with whose playful antics he was great
ly pleased. What did you see, dear?"
asked his mother upon his return
home. "A funny little boy with a TAIL"
replied the small observer.
whats the matter, pet?" asked a
mother of her 3-year-old daughter, who
was crying. "S-somfin' dweadful h.
happened" sobbed the little one. We'll,
what was it, darling:" queried cne
mother anxiously. MY d-dolly dot
away f-fwOm me an b-bwoked a d-dish
in re p-pantwy," she sobbed.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

The singer at the end of the practice
aria painted heavily. II sang one hun
he said, without once taking breath. y
Indeed That must be a record.
mo. The record is held by Cour-
tice Pounds. Pounds sang three hun
dred and sixteen notes without respir-
alton in 1898. The record previous to
that was held by Farinelli, with three
hundred notes. Norman Salmond has
sung two hundred and eighty seven
notes in this way. The average man
could hardly sing fifty notes without
breathing; to the singer two hundred
would be nothing. ng.-Phiadelphia Bulle-
tin
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

At the end Of one Of the sessions OF
the worlds convention of the Woman's
Christian Temperance Union in Bos-
ton, Mrs. l.. NJ. n. Stevens condemned
the habit which so many men have
Of going out between the acts at the
theater.
81 am in hearty sympathy" said Mrs.
Stevens, with woman whose hus-
band said heartily to her, at the end
Of an interesting drama
glove, what a play. | don't believe
there was a dry eye in the house when
the curtain went down on the third
act.
"No,' said the lady, bitterly, but
there seemed to be the usual number
Of dry throats.'"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
A Pretty enf

very pretty effect may be produced
by using some aniline dye in powdered
form in alcohol. Fill a small glass
with the alcohol and drop the smallest
portion of the dye on its surface. II
will shoot down through the liquid.
like strand of color. dividing into two
branches. which will subdivide again
and again until you have. apparently.
an inverted plant in miniature growing
before your eyes An arrangement of
mirrors may be made to throw the re-
Election of this on a screen or a wall.
and the enlarged shadows will be very
interesting to watch.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
Stimulate the Blood.

Brandreths Pills are the great BLOOD
puriner. They are laxative and biooC
tonic, ey act equally on the bowels, the
kidneys and the skin, us cleansing tht
system by the ma ural outlet of the body
They stimulate the blood rs to enable
nature to thr off all morbid humorS and
cure all troubles ari-ing from an impure
state of tie blood One or two taken
every, night VIII prove an invaluable
remedy.
Fac pill contains one gain of solid ex.
tact of sarsaparila, which, with other
valuable veg, table products. make it a
blood purifier of excellent character.
Brandreth's Pills have been in use for
over a century and ara sold in every drug
and medicine store, either plain or sugar
coated.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
HtstrfOuiC,

There was on the stage realistic
scene in which surgical operation
was apparently performed.
Hold on" cried a voice from the au-
dience. Aren't you going to give us
some of that chloroform?"
OF course the management was dis
pleased, but there is a point at which
realism palls.-Philadelphia Ledger.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
To BE Refilled.

One of the suburbs of Chicago Is the
site of a well-known school of theol-
ogy. from which go out each weekend
many members of the senior class to
try their voices as supplies"
A passenger on a Monday morning
train was surprised at the number of
them who got off at the station.
what are all those chaps getting of
here?" he asked the brakeman.
"Them?" asked the brakeman. "Oh,
they're returned empties, for the col.
lege"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
Refused to Wifher Away.

Miss Ascum-Jack Hanson isn't fat,
Is he?
Miss Newitt-Not at all; he's quite
graceful and muscular. Why?
Miss Ascum-I happened to mention
him to Miss Utter, and she said: "Oh !
isn't he disgustingly stout?'
Miss Newitt-Ah, yes She rejected
him some weeks ago and she's mad be-
cause he didn't pine away.-Philadel-
Dhia Press
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

aches and my general health was attect-
ed when l began using them. My feet
were swollen, my eyes puffed, and diz-
zy spells were frequent. Kidney action
was irregular and the secretions highly
colored Today, however, am well
woman. and | am confident that Doan s
Kidney Pills have made me so, and are
keeping me well.'
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box i.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Newed-When YOU say anything
that makes your wife angry what does
she do-threaten to return to her par
ents?
Oldwed-Worse than that. She re-
peats some of the fool things l said
during our courtShip.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
yRfem,

Railway Magnate-I don't see how the
accident could have happened. We run
our road on the block system.
Unreasonable PERSON. know it.
You're so busy running out blocks of
watered stock that you cant pay any at
tention to the way you run your trains.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
In the Coming Days.

Husband-Maria. this is going to be a
closely contested election, and we've got
to get everybody out. You'll have to
hurry. or you'll be too late.
Wfe-Gracious. John. | can't vote
to- day. There's no use in talking about
it. / haven't thing that's fit to wear 10
the polls.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

and other kidney Ills,
will find comfort in
the words of Mrs.
Jane Farrell, of sos
Ocean ave-, Jersey
City, N, j., who says:
81 reiterate all | have
said before in praise
of Doan's X i d n e Y
Pills. l had been
having heavy back
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
Hereditary.

"Your son is great football player"
"Yes; it is hereditary"
81 never heard that his father was
a football player"
"He isn't. but he is a chronic kicker"
Post
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
Com parisOn =.

Mrs Kross- s-Rhodes-Still, in the city
there is more going on. You have ever
so much more variety than we do out
here.
Mrs Avnoo-Ah. me. yes. In the last
year have tried cooks of seventeen diff
ferent nationalities and haven't found
one to suit me yet.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Doctor, my wife says she is getting
deaf"
Tell her it's because she is getting
old"
do you believe she is deaf enough
for that to be ?"-Houston Post.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
O,tv o,e "RROMO OlJJNlNE"

That is LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine. Simi
larly named remedies sometimes deceive
The first and original Cold Tablet is a WHITE
PACKAGE with black and red lettering, and
bears the signature OF E. W. GROVE. 25c
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease. A powder. 1t makes tigh-
or new shoes feel easy. 1t is a certain cure for
sweating, callous and hot, tired, aching feet
Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Trial pack
age mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted,
Leroy, New York.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

There are good and evil effects even
in color, not only in the inartistic ar
rangement of them to the trained eye
Of an artist but in plain everyday red
and blue and green, to say nothing Of
others.
According to Medical Talk for the
Home, if a person were confined in a
room with purple walls, with no color
but purple around him, by the end of a
Scarlet has even worse effects. Blue is
very depressing; hence 1.-The blues -
Green is quite soothing, and yellow
also has good effects on the vision and
spirits of most people.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
PILES CURED IN 1914 DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of iching, blind bleeding or protrudng
piles in to IA days or money refunded soc.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Kind Hearted Woman-Why don't
you give up your idle. useless way of
living and make a man of yourself?
don't suppose it ever occurred to you
that even a person of your stamp might
be useful in settlement work
Goodman Gonrong-No, ma'am. I've
done a little fiat workin'. but workin a
whole settlement is too dog gone risky.
There is more Catarrh in this section of the
country than all other diseases put together
and until the last few years W as supposed to be
incurable. For great many Years doctors pro
nounced it a local disease, and prescribed loca
remedies, and by constantly failing TO cure
with ocal treatment, pronounced 1t lncurable
Science as proven catarrh to be constltu
tional disc ase, and therefore requires constltu
tional trea tment. Halls Catarrh Cure, m anu
factured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, Is
the only constitutions al cure on the N arket. II
is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a
teaspoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood and
muc pus surfaces OF the system. They offer one
hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
Address, +. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

rIYo St. Vitus' Dance and all Nervous Diseases
FIN permaueptly cured by DIR. klines Great
Nerve Restorer. send for FREE s2tria bottle and
treatise. Dr. r. H. Kline, Id, e31 Arch ST., Phia, Pa
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
TWICE-TOLD TESTIMONY.
A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells
How to Find Relief.

The thousands of women who suffer
backache, languor, urinary disorders
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
The Soft AnSxYcH.

II have already said NO to you, Mr..
Vere," said Miss Butte II don't seem
to be able to make myself plain, al
though | have tried"
"Ah, Miss Butte" interrupted Percy
We're, you couldn't do that, no matter
how you try"
"Well-er-of course, shall always
be glad to have you call upon me, Mr..
We're. e."-Philadelphia Press
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
A Warm PropOsition.

Little Jimmie-Pop likes you bet
tern he did James other fellow.
James New Beau-And why does he
like me?
Little Jlmmle-Cause you got red
hair.
James Beau-Eh! But l don't see
Jimmie-Pop says 'twon't be half so
hard to heat the parlor with you In
it.-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Women can always see the point of a
pointless joke.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
JEWELS IN BOOT LEATHER.
DiamOnd-Set Dancing Pumps VII
Soon Be Fashionable Rage.

Sooh dc HaSV'
| 1t Is said that a manufacturing jew
eler in New York has invented device
for setting gems in boot leather; that
diamond set dancing pumps will soon
be the rage; that diamond-toed boots
will eventually be SO common as not
to attract attention in Broadway or in
9th avenue.
Here is merely a return to ancient
luxury The "campagus," the most or
dlnary footgear of the Roman empe-
rors, was often enriched with pearls and
diamonds. Roman women had shoes
with soles Of solid gold, shoes that spar
kled with precious stones. Heliogabalus,
who never wore pair of boots twice.
insisted on exquisite canoes as decOra-
tionS, but he forbade women to wear
gems attached to their shoes. High
priests were cOquettish also in this man
ner. Alcibiades invented a boot that
became the fashion, but we believe it
was gemless.
Let us 60 through the centuries.
gems and richly ornamented foot cover
ings were worn by the nobility of Eu-
rope both by lords and noble danes
in the twelfth and thirteenth centu-
ries In the time Of Charles |. of Eng
land the extravaganza was shoe strings
edged with gold, Louis NV. wore at
his wedding boots adorned with t1eurs
de lis and decorations of gold, but how
did they fit him? For the shoemaker.
LeStage, disdained to take the royal
measure Toward the close of the
eighteenth century in England shoe
buckles daZzed with Jewels.
A millionaire is now person whose
income is a million. A capital of
million is nothing. When General Jung
Bahawther took his seat at the ball
given in London by the Peninsular and
Oriental Company
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Why should not the suddenly rich,
the heroes of the American nights, more
wonderful than the nights of Arabia,
break out all over with diamonds as
poorer mortalS with measles or the
shingles Boston Herald.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Mothers will find Mrs. Wins1ow's Soothine
Syrup the best remedy to Use for their childre-
during tho eething period.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Bedad his troat. his belt. his coat,
All bleezed with precious minerals.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07
No. 10 OF

wool and cotton equally well and IS
Write for free boobies how to dye.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

One toc package coiors silk
post paid at l0c q package.
Iri.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

d faster coIors than any other dye.
suits. Ash dealer, or We will send ~
ROE DRUG CO.. unionville. Missouri.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-03-07

Color more goods brighter and ia
guaranteed 20 give perfect results
bleach and mix coIors. MONROE
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-14
VERDA'S SPLENDID SHOWING
Another Osburn Property Developing
Long Shoot of High Grade Ore

development work on the Veda company group nd
~ Gates that it in the with the Gray Copper the
honor OF being the premier property the Oun The reds-
cov OF ledge containing o in the Miner of September
26 has been followed by development work that has proved
continuance the 500 with rich ore in almost eyv
opening.
The Veda compnys group consists of u claims McFarren
glc adjoining the Gray Copper the southwest The discovery
already referred to made the OF the hill and
about two feet OF ore that averaged II lead copper
and 70 ounces OF silver to the the occurring mostly
cabonaes At point so feet the discovery an incline shaft
was started which down 40 feet the bottom three
feet OF lead carbonates, galena and gray copper
was then decided trace the ledge down the hill east
by means OF cuts This has been distance Of over
oo feet and tunnel has been started the opening follow the
vein in This tunnel will depth under the discovery
after having been tre 500 feet along the vein The tunnel
though hardly yet solid rock shows quartz richly mper
mated with gena and and the showing such as to hold
out the strongest assurance that the completion present plans Of
development will enable the Vda producer on small
scale
The company controlled by Ou people, it's officers being
President L. J Ieae vice president Icever secretary
treasurer W. e. efever L. Williams; director in add
lion to the above C. Cr len All residents bur EXCEPT w
= leever who lives at Mt. Giead, Ohio
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-14
ANNUAL MEETING OF AJAX
Old Directors Reelected...Nearly $4,000
In Treasury
(Spokanc Chronicle)

NopOkdIlc CnTOnlclc)
At the annual meeting Of the
stockholders Of the Ajax Mining
company the following officers were
all reelected:
James McAlpin, president and
manager; l.. W. Hutton, vice
president; J. A. Havighorst, sec
retary-treasurer; H. w. Wood
worth, director.
The meeting was we'll attended,
and the reports Of officers showed
the finances Of the company to he
in excellent condition, there being
between $4,000 and $1,000 in the
treasury. Extensive development
was done during the year, and the
directors voted to push the work at
all possible speed during the winter
The present showings in
the lower tunnel are especially en-
couraging at this time and as the
tunnel is being run directly towards
the Hercules, the adjoining prop
erty, there is confident expectation
that the ore body will soon be
There is ore all along the
tunnel.
The property is near Burke.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-14
BLACK BEAR FRACTION
Long Crosscut Tunnel Now Four.Fifths
Completed

The Black Bear Fraction COM
pany, which owns five patented
claims adjoining the Frisco mine
on the east and which has a fine
showing of carbonate ore of ship
ping grade in its upper tunnel and
winze, has now driven its lower
crosscut tunnel some 1900 feet and
is within about 400 feet of it's ledge
which it will tap at depth of
400 feet about $50 feet east of the
Frisco end line. By drifting on
the vein to the east after the ledge
is encountered an ultimate depth of
2, 100 feet will be obtained by the
present tunnel.
The mine is equipped with a
6-drill electrically actuated air
compressor and uses two drills in
driving the tunnel. Seventeen
miners are employed working in
three shifts. Pete Bernier is super
intendent and North & Eberhardt
are the managers.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-14
DEAL ON FOR MONARCH
DeBorgia Gold Mine Likely to Chansa
Owners

E. D. Sanders of Spokane PASSED
through Wallace Monday on his
way home from DeBorgia, Mont.
where he inspected the Monarch
mine with view to purchasing it.
He expressed himself as being
much pleased with the property,
which consists of nine claims, and
said:
They have splendid tonnage
in sight, I should say from 400, 900
to 100000 tons Of free milling gold
ore. The mine is pretty well de-
veloped and is equipped with a
five-stamp mill, a sawmill and
other necessary buildings. Should
we take it over it will be worked on
q large scale. We would put in
the machinery necessary for mining
on the proper scale and proceed at
once.
Charles A. Wing is one of the
principal owners.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-14
CHARLES DICKENS NINE
New Machinery Ordered and Smelling
Contracts Made
lSpOkesman-Reyiewl

(Spokesman-Review)
The Charles Dickens Mining CON-
pany has purchased a 1O-drill all
compressor for the Charles Dickens
mine, located near Wallace, Idaho.
The compressor, with the boiler
and other necessary fixtures, will
be shipped from Spokane tomorrow.
The foundation for the compressor
has been completed, and as soon as
the boiler has been installed and
the mine equipped with larger air
pipe this mine will commence to
ship approximately $50 tons Of ore
every day, 50 the management de-
clares.
Because smelters have of late re-
fused to accept ore from mines ex-
cept those with which they had
made contracts shipments from tn
Charles Dickens have been irregular
Of late. Smelter contracts have
been made and with the installa-
tion OF new machinery stable
system Of shipments will be inaug-
urated. Three cars have been
loaded with ore at the siding and
will be shipped to smelters at once.
Old machinery at the Charles
Dickens has been sold to owners of
Big creek properties.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-14
COPPER QUEENS BIG STRIKE
Full Face of Tunnel is Shipping Grade -sSNteen
Feet of Ore Exposed

The lower tunnel on the Copper Queen companys
Muan has l6 feet of the ledge without disclosing
sign of the hangngwa and the whole Of the caco
pyre and peacock that will average 20 per
copper besides high silver values.
This splendid showing was broken into on Tuesday after
croscuttng 6 feet OF the vein that will average per cent
much OF the being clean enough handsor ship
without concentration The gangue spic iron, the
all the Stevens Peak producers.
In the upper tunnel the ledge showed width of 40 so the
naturally hopeful that the work new level
will result in putting the mine shipping basis the drift
100 feet east Of the body solid disclosed by the wnze
from the upper tunnel.
B. Crawford Of Muan and associates control the property
but considerable amount of stock held by Michigan mining