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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07

New York, Oct 30. -" Because of
the decrease in the number of birds,
the United States il losing yearly,
without a protest, sum larger than
the capitalization of all the national
banks in the country" This state
ment was made by President VIM.
butcher of the National association
of Audubon societies at the annual
meeting of the association here. "lhe
public" declared Butcher, "placidly
aIlAws agricultural crops valued at
$500, 600, 600 to be annually detsroyed
by insects, which destruction is due
entirely to tie rapid decrease in the
numeEr of insectivorous birds in the
country. IL million OF more dollars
are lost through mismanagement OF
banks OF other liduciAry institution, "
he said, sit creates wave of protest
throughout the entire country; yet a
yearly loss equal to the entire capital
ization of the national banks OF the
&C 1entry creates no comment what
ever, simply because the public does
not realize what ia going on. "
butcher said the association was IN
position to do good work, but il
must have a larger endowment fund
and membership.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
A Pleading Song.

The Legal Bird on musty leaves doth
sit
And sing his old refrain: "To wit, to
wit. "-November Lippincott's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
CogIdn't Discharge Him.

When the jury had liled in for at
'!aast the tou;th time. with no sign OF
roming to an greement in tie brib
ery case, the disgusted judge rose a.
and said 81 discharge this jury !"
At this one sensitive talesman,
etupg to the quick by this abrupt and
i'll sounding decision, obstinately
faced the judge. -,
"You can't discharge me. judge u
he retorted.
"Why not?" asked the astonished
judge -.
"Because, announced the tales
man, pointing to the defendants law
ser, "l'm being paid by that mar
there ,"~Novomber Lippincott's.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
ACT QUICKLY
Delay Has Been dangerous
I'm Hood River.

Do the right thing at the right time.
Act quickly in times of danger.
Backache is kidney danger.
Doan's Kidney Pills act quickly.
Cure all distressing, dangerous kid
ney ills.
Plenty of evidence to prove this.
Mrs. C. Hector, 1905 Bluff St., The
Dalles, Or, says: "Doan's Kidney Pills
have been used in our family many
times, and the results have alwayf been
satisfactory. A few months ago our little
girl began to complain of pain in her
back. The acheing kept getting more
annoying until got box of Dams
Kidney Pills. Less than one box en-
tirely rid her of the trouble, and she has
not complained of it since"
For sale by all dealers, Price 80 cts
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York
sole agents for the United States. Re
member the name-Doan's-and TAX
no other.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
Studied the Goblin Moth.

q. " Taylor, the we'll known eX-
pert on orchard pests, has just com
pleted a study of he second brood of
Goblin moth and has forwarded the
manuscript containing the results of
his observations to Prof. Cordley, OF
the state agricultural college. The
second brood did not develope as rap.
idly nor 90 we'll as the first one, only
900 moths being hatched, but even
that number said Mr.. Taylor, would
If turned loose, have meant 80, 900
woImy apples and proportionste
number of moths next year. An effort
is being made to establish three ex-
pertinent stations in Oregon, one at
Hood River, another at Corvallis, and
the third here. At these stations the
habits of the different pests will be
studied and plaus formulated for con
trolling them, according to the differ
ent conditions prevailing in the sew.
eral localities. So far Nh. Tay lor has
been conducting his experiments
alone here at his own expense and
without compensation, and has sue.
ceeded IN amassing a great amount OF
information concerning the arch enc
my of the apple grower-the codlin
moth. -Medford Mai.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
LINGERING COLD
WithstOod Other Treatment But
Quickly Cured by Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy.

Last winter l caught very severe
cold which fingered for weeks" says }.
Urquhart, of Zephyr. Ontario. My
cough was very dry and harsh. The
local dealer recommended Chamberlain
Cough remedy and guaranteed it, SO
gave it a trial. One small bottle of il
cured me. believe Chamberlain
Cough Remedy to be the best | have
ever used" This remedy is for sale 10y
Keir & Cass
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07

The Postmaster of Gosconade, Mo,
Daniel A. Bugh, says of DeWitt's Kid
ney and Bladder Pills, 81 am doing so
we'll, and improving so fast in health,
that cannot say too much for your
Kidney and Bladder Pills. / feel like a
new man." DeWitt's Kidney and Blad-
der Pills are sold by Keir Il Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07

liavs yun io1kyi oeei the new fall
fine O; clyihiLg at BIagg Il Co s? The
lripas aa surely ctePf Tor tn" qnah
~ IF goods
D,WiL's Little Early Risers are the
lest p'ns ma ie Tuey do not grlre
Sold ly K = & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
New Rates on VT. Hood Mail Line.

10 take effect Nov. l. 1907. Fare
from Mt. Hood pcs;cttice to Hoo't
River, ST. from Hood River to Mt.
Hood postotilce, Sl.50; to Od'll, Will
low Flat aud way points at pro rata
rate. Freight handling from Novem-
Der | to May ], 40c per 100 pounds.
y. Fredenburg.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07

DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve penetrates the pores-thoroughly
cleansps-and is healing and soothing.
Good for piles. Sold by Keir & Cass.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
State VIII Sue On Text Book,

Governor Chamberlain, as pies dent
of the state board of education, las
notified the defaulting textbook mani
uiacturing concerns failing to supply
putlic schools as follows:
"You are in default as TO some
books contracted for. If contract not
complied with at once the state board
will sue on bond.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07

Buy your dress goods from Bragg
& Co, and you can get two dresses tor
the price of one.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
A Good Liniment.

When YOU need good reliable linl-
mert trv Chamberlain Pain Balm. 1t
has 40 superior for sprains and swell
ings. \ piece OF flannel slightly
dampened with i'ain Balm is sup rior
to A plaster for lame back or paii.s 10
the side or chest 1t also relieves rheu-
matte pains ard makes sleep AMI rest
pcssihle. 20. sale 5I Kai- x Cies.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-11-07
The Farmers Wife

ls very careful about her churn. She
scalds it thoroughly after using, and gives
Il a sun bath TO sweeten 1t. She knows
that If her churn Is sour 1t will taint the
butter that Is made In 1t. The stomach Is
a churn. In the stomach and digestive
and nutritive tracts are performed pro-
cesses which are almost exactly like the
churning of butter. Is it not apparent
then that II this stomach-churn is foul 1t
makes foul all which is put into itp
The evil of foul stomach Is not alone
the bad taste In the mouth and the foul
breath caused by it, but the corruption OF
the pure current Of blood and the dissem-
nation OF disease throughout the body.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
makes the sour and foul stomach sweet.
1t does for the stomach what the washing
and sun bath do for the churn-absolutely
removes every tainting or corrupting ele-
ment. In this way 1t cures blotches,
pimples, eruptions, scrofulous swellings,
sores, or open eating ulcers and all
humors or diseases arising from bad blood.
II you have bitter, nasty, foul taste In
your mouth, coated tongue, foul breath,
are weak and easily tired, feel depressed
and despondent, have frequent headaches,
dizzy attacks, gnawing or distress in stom-
ach, constipated or irregular bowels, sour
or bitter rlsings after eating and poor
appetite, these symptoms, or any consider
able number Of them, indicate that you are
suffering from biliousness, torpid or lazy
liver with the usual accompanying indi.
gestion, or dyspepsia and their attendant
arrangements.
The best. agents known 70 medical SCI.
ence Tor f6s sHfa oY DIE ABOVE SYMPTOMS
aud Ions. as aIfsste Ihe NTl!l9gs
of lending Ieacbers- and -practitiopeTS of
al the several schools Of medical practice.
have been skllllulIyand barmQnloAslY
combined n nr. Plfrce,s Golden Medical
Discovery. That this is absolutely true
will be readily proven to your satisfaction
II you will but mail postal card request
to DR.. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, for o
free copy of his booklet of extracts from
The standard medical authorities, giving
the names of all the ingredients entering
into his world-famed medicines and show
Ing what the most eminent medical men
Of the age say of them. .-.--..
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
BsauHful Picture Free.

Farm Progress, a BIG monthly
agricultural paper devoted to the
interests OF the American far.
mer, his home and industries, is
giving away free with every
three. year subscription 3 beauii-
ful fruit picture, Size 2sxs9 inch
es, entitled Natural Fruits. -
THIS Is a beautiful picture. In
six colors. and makes a hand
some dining rOom ornament
Send 80 cents for a three-year
subscription OF three one-year
subscriptions today. Address
al orders to Farm Progress, Sc
Louis, Mo.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22

WHgnEts. +. F fmre and f-ufa
Lane. hts wtte ~ ttr ti q rfaEf
dated the lfth Gay oi Suiy. lNA an
81 record GA fEe iieE1rleFs o1tc
ufthfn ar1 fuT Eefee erunfg ~ s1t
ser. tltesu1rs- nl tEr STA day - A.
zusE. f1f. I1 Book lss. at FaG
cid eouFeV % the % leFs-letl tr1f
tee the ioii0Wilg dsserih rial
tate. situate. lVlug M1l being iu
Cgunty % Hares. state ut ~
to-wlr. All of Iots GEe 81 EEl So
fs fu block one kIErefl aal rlfg
fI18 CD the zifv % Ea h- zsp
lor sseveu Oh i1 6ceE G1e feal
and nlns rl1gs f1 rEe Eica ai3 Town
CeuluarT FIrar AGl 70 the
rumn frow erT 81 E H ll1-,
With sas5 fse5 - rrEs- was rlaas
- Eeeurs TIE rsFr-err 81 two etrral1
uro-rlizz1rV notes il Hl l4 -
rrrFt frav Ea@ aaf
WHEnsas. dalault Las 1- -l1ls
r. ttse rarr1art af sn sru asrV
notes a. wei as Ite l-reress resrzs1-s
and
WHEaEas. TIE sz1 1ae1 g rr1st
urGri5sz rhat g 1ae ~ ~ Eare
and Dora Lla1a fzli rr rsse - gaeF
HIIr HltHa u. Ta Haa
scrsl3ssl. or any part sEera1s ait tlls se-
ferasr fheseon. wD r e 81
any uart thers-1f shall EeEe 1
nrE naFatlF. aeGNrluE 90 tas tr1s
tenor. dafe and eEact % s1tl E5tes.
then the Whoie SHALL bsaao1ae 1f aE4
payable and
WHEnEAs. ali of saE1 npfes a-1 tis
intarest tlereou have ts1Ga ls
and uou TgElatu U- Et1lies ADr t1efe
fore. notice Es herebF gfFen tnaz 4.
the undersigned trEsres- ~ Eae ~
quest - the leg8l l1lder AID oWEer
of said NOTES. md ~ Tlrrl q f4e
powers Vestei CD E1e 1T ts e114
daed % frust. and i1 aralss
with The ssrErs and cQulltll4a -
said deed 90 trust. Til pEae 20
sell the reai estate in satl el -
trust described. AZ puble venl1a. 80
tn. hiEhest bidder Tor crtEl- ~ TIE
Poston5ce Door. 90 The citF % hiel
Hfn. Bates county 3ltss1-rl- on ire
18th day oi Septellber. 1871. iel zre's-
the hours of Uine O'cloeS Cd tire fore.
noon and I've O'Clock il tie after
noon o. said day. 20 pay % aud sat
isfy said notes. with iuterezf- toge-
rher with tue costs and expenses q
executing this trust
J. ". JA1E1sox.
Trustee.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
TheChange.

Before she went 70 boardin's school
she useter romp an play.
She druv the cows from the field an
helped take in the hay,
But she don't do that any more. De-
cause Of this, you see-
She went away as Mary Jane an
came hack Jeanne Marie.
She useter wear made-over clothes
an always with a smile,
But now her dresses every one must
De the latest style
She don't Tide bareback auy more
nor climb the aPple tree
She went away az Mary Jane, bet
come bsek Jeanne Marie
Fer hair IS All In crinkles now-shs
calls 'em Marshal waves.
she's up ia an The etiquette, real sty'
lisa she behaves
Her ma and me are mighty proud
o. all she's learned-but gee,
We sometimes wish for Mary Jan,
insSid e. Jeanne Maris,-Mrs
Elsie Duncan Yale TIA the Septemhel
Womah's Home Companion.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
Isn't This sO2

A slandering tongue is more TO
be dreaded than the most loath-
some reptile that crawls upon
the face OF the earth, for he will
give warning before he strikes
you but q slanderer-never.
Let a man or woman start on the
downward path 70 ruin, and We
are all prone 10 step aside and
cali out, slide on, slide on 70 dis.
truction, Instead Of stretching
out the hand Of brotherly love
and staying thsir progress, we
stand by and let them slide. he
who can stoop down and lifa up
his fallen brother from the mire
and place him on his feet and
whisper sweet council In his ear
aud bid him go and lead q better
life, is truly a benefactoT 20 the
race. LEX.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
slanaihe AdvertisIng.

Too many business men ex-
pect large returns from spasmo-
dc advertising. This Is just
IS unreasonable as to expect 70
fatten a hog or steer with a spas
modic feeding, says the Chillico-
the Contribution. tits al once a
stimulant and solid food. Busi-
ness men who have used 81 per
sistently and intelligently within
the past years know that its len
.efts cannot be summoned up by
the immediate effects Of any CIV
en- advertisement. It is the gen
eral impression Of enterprise, Of
fair dealing, Of good values that
The advertiser gives the public
that abides. An advertisement
may be read by many persons
who are not ready TO patronize
that particular line Of business.
But IL those persons continue TO
read advertisements of this same
business when they are ready to
buy, this advertiser is upper
most in their minds. OF how
many well known articles Of gen
eral use is this true: And al
though the names Of these arti-
cles have become familiar the
country over, their manufactur-
/ Iers never reach the point where
they cannot afford TO stop adver'
tising, because to do so would be
10 surrender their place in the
limpressionable public mind tc
someone else. 1t pays to adver'
tise IL yAu don't any more than
get your name and the nature Of
your business before the public
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
COMFORTING WORDS.
Msuy a Rich hin Household WI
Find Them So.

To have the pains and aches q .
bad back removed; go BE- entirely
free from annoying. dangerous uri'
nary disorders is enough TO make
any kidney uut'erer gratesnl To tell
how this great change can BE-
brought about win prove comforting
words to hundreds Of Ricb Hin
readers.
A. a. O'Rear. stone cutter, Hving
on plne st., Butieg, Mo-. says: I'm
deed. can say that Doan's Kidney
Pflls have done me more good than
any other remedy previously tried.
/ used 20 suffer with pain In my
back and intense pain in ray back
and intense pain In my loina. I was
dizzy stetimea and had 30 htule en-
erSy / was unable 20 work Ny
kidnsys gave me trouble, including
cramping pains across the abdomen
and frequent serretiOns. The pain
ia my back extended Up 20 the spine,
giving me a peculiar ditagFeeable
senaation 10 the back u the head.
procured DoAn's Kidney Pills and
they Raas me positive relief. ! can
recommend the remedy with con-
hdeuce."
For sale by al dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster-MllbuFn Co., Buffalo,
New York; sole agents for the Unitsd
States.
Remember the name-Doan'a--aud
taks no other
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22

When the cream = on the peaches
and the corn is on the cob.
graig IL un the Level aud
The cop Is on tle job,
lime 8 ia the Fickey aud
the drinks ace ou the
housa
Thirst IS nn the mnmmer
aud the mummeF's on a
sOush
suiS Is oo the lads ana the
mdy's on the leacb
lsak-a-boo's on Ethel and
when EShgl is a Isaeh,
inks IN the iukwcn snd
thc penis Ga tlac ins,
Mnse Is nn vacation, thl
pasaan aud eke the blink
thr sna 9 aoiug bus,nes'
On thls section oi thl
srten,.
It'aan easy etlds.on wagef that tn
August days are here =
X. c Journal
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
Rheumatism

when pains or irritation exist on
any part Of the body, the apgicasion
% Baglard's Snow Liaiment elres
prompt nelief. Z " suiIran. Prep
sullivan Horse. EI Eeue. Dk-, writes
Il take pieasgns iu Feeeonnleneins
Ballart's snow Linimeat % AZ FTao
are afflicted with Ebeumasisa- 10 -
the only remedy have iound tAat
gives immediate reiief" -, sie aad
sl.o0. Sold by Opera DrCg Co
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22

Uncle Steve Webb showed
his generosity Monday aftern0on
by treating the TEEBrSE force
to q nice, cool water melon home
grown a. that Il caught as at
a time when our appetites were
too large to be photographed and
our capacities were equally as
great. Uncle Steve's greatest
pleasure seems to be in making
others happy.
The Band Concert in Central
Park last Friday might was hae.
A good crowd was in attendance.
The concerts are a good feature
Tor the old and young alike
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
Rich Hm win hold q fair This

Rich Hill win hold q fair this
season. We did not mention this
fact last week but our failure to
do so was not intentional IL is
our aim to be fair with all neigh.
boring towns, but the Journal
editor is one OF the few who
make mistakes. Just add the
Rich Hill fair to the Bates county
attractions. - Adrian Journal
THAT is certainly news TO us.l
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. Woodson
are the proud parents Of q 1o-lb.
baby girl The little miss put in
her appearance last Wednesday
night, but was too late for the
last issue. Here is wishing her
the best that goes.
The ball game between the
actors and X. Of 2. IS Wednesday
evening, resulted in a victory for
the actors. The score was 5 TO
and much interest was taken
in the players professional ball
playing style, If nothing else.
Belcher's Comedians departed
Sunday noon for Maitland, Mo-,
where a fair is being held. They
viii play repertoire this week
and then start in on their two
shows for the coming season.
Miss Dorothy Matthews, Of
Kansas City, who has been here
visiting W. W. Ferguson and
family, departed for her home
Saturday noon.
Mrs. Harry ozee and little
daughter, of Nevada, arrived
Friday noon, on a visit to Mr..
and Mrs. E. r. Williamson and
Uncle Seymour.
Arthur Cheverton arrived
home from Nevada Saturday
noon, where he played with
Crawford's band during the Re-
union.
Mrs. John Kanal and child. Of
Kansas City, who has been here
visiting G. G. Cook and family,
departed for their home Sunday
moon.
Misses Allene Beasley and
Harriet Cole graced our den"
with their charming presence
Saturday afternoon. Come
again!
Mrs. VIII Chester departed
for Nevada Saturday noon, to
spend Sunday with relatives.
Beulah Waller arrived home
from the Nevada Reunion Fri.
day noon.
Lou and win Delamater ar
rived Saturday noon from points
in Kansas.
DR.. II. W. Lancaster arrived
from Nevada Saturday noon.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22

When a coagb, q tickliug or an IT.
Fltatlou Ia tle throat makes vou
ietl uncOmiortub,r, take ballard =
Horchoand Syrup. boat walt uu-
tnl ibo iisgase has gone leyond CON
trnl Mr sn1 Nrs, q a Anderson,
sst Wet sth SCI salt Lake city
Uah. write,
"We think banarl's snow Liui
menf the hst wediene fRr coughs
aud ooil< We hare assdit ier sef,
rral ycaFs, d always give lmiaedt
aie nltt. = very phasans aed siye,
paglsgt salIsiaetion 25e, 5oc and Sl
sola by opsge Drag Co
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
State Fair.-Nsw Features.


The management Of the State
Fair, 10 be opened at Sedalia,
October 5th, win offer prizes for
automobile races and many Of
the speediest machines in the
state viii enter these contests.
The great mile track 50 feet
wide viii furnish these machines
q magnificent course. and phe-
nomenal speed and exciting con-
tests are assured.
Prizes are offered for the best
Fraternal Drill Team. both for
Gentlemen and Lady teams, aud
these exercises viii form an at
tractive feature. A number OF
teams have gwen notice Of their
intention TO contest for these
prizes, and close competition viii
add interest and excitement K
the exhibition.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
Grand Old Missouri

A few Missouri statistics con-
piled by the Carthage Press:
Missouri never had a general
crop failure. Missouri live stock
is worth 200 million dollars.
Missouri has twenty-three state
institutions. Missouri has the
finest fruit soil in the world.
Missouri has 400 million dollars
in unmined coal. Missouri is
the leading clover state in the
Union. Missouri grows every
valuable grass known TO man.
Missouri has more stock farms
than any other state Missouri
has more Smelly bred stock than
any other state. Missouri has
the largest acreage Of any state.
Missouri raises one-tenth of ali
the corn raised in the world.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
assaessa8SssssSSe9eSSoas
LOCAL BRIEFS. \
eeeseeeese&eeeseeeeeessE

Wink Jamison was a Butler
visitor Sunday.
Joe winchell spent Sunday
here with home folks.
Hugh Richardson and wife are
here on a visit to old friends.
C.E. Fink and wife were pas
sengers for Nevada Sunday noon.
win Anderson arrived Friday
from lola, Kas., on a visit to
friends and relatives.
Mrs. Arch Rhes, Of Kansas
City, arrived Sunday noon on a
visit to relatives here.
Carl gteuck and wife, of Neva-
da, spent Sunday with Steuck
Bros. and other relatives Of the
East End.
Miss Kittie Bradley, of the
Papinsyille neighborhood, has
been the guest Of Miss Ailene
Beasley the past week.
Rev. Phil Stark filed his regu-
lar appointment at the Christian
Church Sunday. A large crowd
attended the morning and even
ing services.
Earl Hicks, of Kansas City, IS
down on a visit to his parents.
He is employed in wholesale
house and has a good position in
the city, He is looking well and
will visit week or so.
Tho Frisco system does lots
of advertising and consequently
does a good business. They are
taking away much of the Mo.
Pacifc's patronage, and give
much better service than they
used to, especially in the express
and freight business.
The Sweetest Girl in Dixie Co.
played to a good sized house Sat
urday evening. The perform
ance was good, considering the
first performance OF the season.
Ed Melvin Chamberlain, Of this
city, plays a southern colonel
part and is sure the hit Of the
Show. The company went to
Webb City from here.
Miss Blanche Beadles class in
music is preparing TO give a re
cital August Goth, at the NJ. f..
Church in Hume. Miss Harriet
Cole, fine elocutionist, will as.
sist with the program. This
promises 10 be one Of the musi-
caftreats of the season, A small
admission fee will be charged to
help pay expenses. Program
win be published in next weeks
paper. Hume Telephone.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-08-22
Afrw PfIIfIs
And Sugar Coated Pills 70 Taste,
Chew Or Digest.

And Sugar Coated Pills % Taste,
Chew Or Digest
Envy is poisoned arrow IN TIE
how of iiie.
The besteure Tor Yanity that We
know f. 20 BE- phOtographed
The only objection 80 watermelOus
IS, they muss Up ones ears 20 m1eh-
A knock from some people Is as
good a boost az some people would
need.
So many girls have hearts Ike an
open Etreet tcar-thers'salEsys room
for one more
A wedding that we have looked
forward TO for Weeks is about %
take place. Uno who.
Some people who imagine tbat
matrimony Is a long sweet dream
SO often ind that It = a nightmare.
The greatest pleasure 20 al picuies
Is the good grub in the open air.
with good. clear spring water %
drink 1t brings one next 10 nature
tits a slam on the yong men q
today when we hear a fond father
remark that 'his daughter is too
good to 90 with them when pers
haps they'd be worse on otAerwise-
SO the editor OF srhe Hume Tele-
phone is married. who'd o. thunk
1t? OF course, the Joke Is on as bat
/ it seems so strange that he could tie
up. But perhaps It was leap year
or maybe Louie filed up on Pernna
and had enough nerve TO spring the
question RimseH Anyway. we VII
forgive him this time Il be never.
never does Il again