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The Washington times., 1907-07-17
Legal Notices.

SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT OF
COLUMBIA Holding a Probate Court. No.
H. $50. Administration--This Is give NOTICE
that the subscriber. OF the District Of Co
lumbia. has obtained from the Probate Court
OF the District Of Columbia letters Of admin
istratiOn c. I. q. on the estate Of Robert Will
son Falls. late Of the District OF Columbia
deceased AL persons having claims against
the deceased are hereby warned 10 exhibit
the same. with the vouchers thereof, le-
Kally authenticated. 10 the subscriber on or
before the I'D DAY OF JULY, 4. d. 1903:
otherwise they may BY Law be excluded from
all benefit Of said estate. Given under my
hand this % day Of July. 1907. PHILANDER
A BOWEN. II, l4l3 G -. NV. Attest
lSeaD VIM, G. TAYLOR, Deputy Register OF
the Probate Court. P. A BOWEN. r.. At
torney. ty3.IO.I7
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Proposals.

PROPOSALS FOR CONCRETE CONDUIT
Once Of Constructing Quartermaster. Walter
Reed Army General Hospital. Takoma Sub
station, Washington. d. C. July 2 1907
Sealed Proposals. IN triplicate. subject to
usual conditions. VIII be received here until
u O'Clock noon. July IS 1907, for construc-
ing Concrete Conduit on reservation Of Wal
ter Reed Army General Hospital. approx
mately 1000 feet long. eight feet wide and
five feet high. in the clear. covered with re-
inforced concrete slabs. Specifications and
other nece sary information furnished on ap-
plication- United States reserves right TO
accept or reject any or all bids or any part
thereof. Proposals to be marked Proposals
for Concrete Conduit" and addressed TO
MAJOR J. 7. GRADES. @ NJ iy2,34,5,I6H
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ACCIDENT LIKELY7 JOKE.
INJURY OCCURS. JOKE

BLOOMSBURY. Pa, July I7.-ToId
that he was likely TO be injured unless
he got out OF the position In which ne
was standing. Engineer oliver Bankes.
of Bloomsbury, employed az the Blooms
burg artificial ice plant. made a Joking
response, and a moment later his foot
became caught between a shaft and a
rapidly revolving wheel. severing part
OF his foot and amputating all his toes
When the physicians dressed the in
jury, he still took the matter as a joke.
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SOUTHERN RAILWAY.

n B--FolowinE schedule figures published
only as information. and are not guaranteed.
= 90 A M--Danvllle and way stations.
sos A. M.-HarTisun5urg and way stations.
900 A. M.-Sleepers and coaches 20 Atlanta
and New Orleans. Dining Car.
'l-00 A. M--Sleepers and coaches 20 Co
lUIubia. Savannah. and Jacksonville. Dining
car.
ff;W 2. M.-HarrisouburE and way stations.
1855 p. M.-Charluttesville Warrunton. and
way stations. Strasburg week days
r5:I5 =. M--Slcepers and coaches 70 Atlanta
and Columbus. Ca sunset Route Tourist
Sleeper TO san Francisco tri-weekly.
- so P M--Sleepers and coaches 70 Char
lottc, COlumbia. and Augusta Dining car
s10I5 =. M.-Sleepers and coaches tvia
Lynchburg and Bristol to Chattanooga Mem.
pills. and New Orleans. Dining Car.
'l1-oO p New York and New Orleans
LIMITED Solid Pullman 10 AshevIue Atlanta,
Birmingham. and New Orleans. Dining Car
Club and Observation Cars.
Note-'Daily. TWeek days.
c. II. ACkERT. ). II. HARDwICK
y. p q c. n. r T. NJ
W. II. TAYLOE. G.P.A. L. s. BROWN. O. a
uVgT-ff
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HUSBAND MOURNED AS DEAD,
WRITES WIFE TO SAVE HIM
FROM ANOTHER WOMANS IRE
His Affecting Appeal

''Pmlomene. darling" wrote Buck
ley. won't you please make this
deposition? / want to prove to MY
wife that she is not my wife. but
that you are. You have always been
very good to me, and 1 am sure you
will be so now. Ny present wife is
hard TO convince. YOp were never
so. She wants alimOny. but If 1
don't have TO pay her can have car
fare enough 10 pay my way back TO
you, and ! will live with you all M
life I presume our son is earning
money now. Please forward by re-
turn mail. Your, as was.
ANDREW"
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DISTRICT LEAGUE.
Standing of the Clubs.
No game today.
ToSTI AN UPHoLSrERER.

Signor Tosti. the famous composer,
has an odd hobby-that of upholstering.
The great author of '-Good-by'' when
he is not composing is teaching. and
when he Is not teaching be is uphoIster-
ing Every chair in his wife's draw
ing room was upholstered by Tosti him.
self. The composer is continually On the
lookout for fine old chair frames. All
ne hnds he buys and upholsters. keep
ing the finished product for himself or
sending IT as a gift to some friend
Tit-Bits
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AND THE NATURE FAKERs SCORE

The joke is certainly on that zoo en-
ploye at Columbus, Ohio. who, 10 prove
that President Roosevelt was right in
declaring that wolves never attack a
man unless, perhaps, under extremely
unusual circumstances. entered a wolf
cage and was badly lacerated II Is
also on the President. Score one for
the nature takers.
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SEABOARD AIR LINE RAIL WAY

1lCket Onlce 1921 Feuna- ave-
NOTICE-FoIlowing schedule not guaranteed.
For Raleigh. Wilmington Columbia, Sa-
vannah. jacksonville Tampa. Atlanta. Biz
mingham, Memphis. and New Orleans
500 a n. dally--Seanoard Mail. Through
coaches and Pullman sleepers 20 Savannah
and jacksonville. Through slecpers Washing
ton Hamlet and Hamlet 70 Atlanta and Biz
mingham- Dining cars
6.uJ p. m dally.-Seaboard Express Solid
train with coaches and Pullman sleepers 70
Savannah. Jacksonville and Tampa Through
sleepers TO Atlanta and Birmingham Dining
cars.
r. H sTANSELI., District Passenger Agent.
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Wanted-HouSeS.

WANTED-To rent. BY August I. modern
six-room house in Northwest. not 10 exceed
81 per month Address BOX f7f Times Of
fee ty17. g. q
w N-rE.D--To purchase a s OF room house
from owner no agents. state fun particulars
with price. front feet. exact location Ad-
dress so AGENT, BOX As. Times Office.
1yI5-gt
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JOCKEY CLUB MAY
VENT ITS SPITE
Looks Like It'll Outlaw
Horses at Empire
City.

NEW YORK. July lit begins to
look as IL the Jockey Club Will not
recognize the proposed running meeting
of the Empire City Trotting Club at its
track near Yonkers next month. In
which case owners. trainers. jockeys,
and horses taking part will be outlawedi
90 far as racing on Jockey Club tracks
IS concerned
There was a meeting OF the stewards
OF the Jockey Club yesterday morning.
and while no definite announcement was
made, IL was intimated by one Of the
stewards that the meeting at the En-
pire City track would not be recognized.
When asked what effect this would have
ne answered simply. why. the rules
cover that question"
The Outlaw Rule.
This indicated all too clearly that the
meeting. II held. would be Of the outlaw
order. as Rules and I OF the Rules Of
Racing read as follows:
eff a horse rurs at an unrecogniZed
meeting he Is disqualified for all races
10 which these rules apply"
ANY owner or trainer running
horses. any jockey riding the same at
an unrecognized meeting, shall DC dis
qualified for all races to which these
rules apply. Such horses and all others
under the control Of such owner or
trainer shall also be disqualified. Any
person acting in any official capacity
may also be disqualified
Track Will Fight.
Former Congressman ]. L. Rhinock
one OF the prominent directors of the
Western Turf Association. was at
Brighton Beach yesterday. He was
asked what position his association
would take in reference 20 the Empire
City track, but answered that he did
not care to cross a bridge until he came
10 II. This seemed 10 leave some ques-
tion as TO whether the Western Tur.
Association would recognize the pro-
posed meeting either.
James Russell Solely, counsel for James
Butler, president OF the Empire City
Trotting Club. said last night that II
the Jockey Club refused to recognize
the meeting Il would be an unauthoriz-
ed and illegal boycott and that. in his
opinion. IL was nothing but a bluff. He
said. further. that inasmuch as a IT,
cense TO hold a meeting had been grant
60 TO the club by the State racing com
mission. the highest authority, a meet
ing would be held whether the Jockey
Club recognized IL or not
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Unless Has Been Advertised It Has Not Really Been OFFERED For SALE
For SaIe-HouSeS.

FOR SALE-Ideal home in Brightwood Park;
good bargain TO immediate purchaser; six
rooms; porches. shade trees; terms 10 suit
Address BOX 46e. Times Office. jyi7,l9.21
FOR SALE-Easy terms New SIX rooms
ana bath houses: pcbhledash fronts. Nos ~
40 "a Morton II. NV; lots 25Xif2iz- Price
=. 2OO-S20O cash: $50 per month: Nos 30, I3l.
7ij and 80 Kenyon ST same above
Price, So eOO-S200 cash. Exchange for whole
group would be entertained GEORGE Y
WORTHINGTON. l4l0 . 81. NV Jyl6-2t
g. 6JO-BRICR. Z rooms. bath and modern
improvements; stable; large lot. near Sth
and II SITS ne. Big Bargain. S. T..
SMITH REALTY CO. I'll Colorado bldg.
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CHESAPEAKE AMD 0Hl0 ~

(Schedule IN effect June 80 1919
200 T. Mold DOMINION EMPRESS
Daily-StoPs at principal points In Viz
Cinia- NestibUle train. standard coaches
parlor car 70 Clifton Forge and cunnec-
tiou for Virginia Hot Springs; Pullman
sIeepers Clifton Forge 70 Louisville, Gin
cinnati. Indianapolis, ST. Louis and Chi
cage Dining With Ia carte service
from GOrd0usylNe.
s.1o y. M-New - & o. limited DAILY
Fast new vestibule train. stops only AZ
GordOnsyiIle. Charlottesville, Stanton
Clifton Forge. and C0yiugtOn. Va: Whit,
Sulphur. EOuCeverte. and Hinton W Va
Pullman sleepers 70 Lexington. L.S-isvflle
Cincinnati Indianapolis. 81. Louis. and
Chicago. Dining Cars. a Ia carte service.
one night out.
MO i. Nj. F. V LIMITED. Dnuv
solid vestIbule train. Pullman sIeepers =
Cincinnati. Lexington. and Louisville.
Compartment sleeping car 10 Virginia Hot
Springs week days Dining Cars a Ia
carte service Sleepers Cincinnati 70 Chi
cago and 81. Louis. and Louisville -
Memphis. Nashville. and Southwest
Reservattons and tickets at ClesaIsaaks An
Ohio Offices. 5l3 Pennsylvania ave. GJg 1sfh
st near F. and sixth Street station. TeIe-
phone. Main $3.50. fer Pennsylvania r. y
CAB service. and Main ICs5 for I. q q
Ticket Oflce. 1egO-tr
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BigamiSt Wants First Spouse
to Prove She Is
Real One.
Second Woman He Wed
Sued Him for Ali
mony.

CHICAGO, July 17.-Twenty-niue years
ago Andrew Buckley. beloved husband
OF Philomene Buckley, was drowned.
having disappeared from an overturned
rowboat lie is now defendant in two
suits for divorce.
One pleasant day in October nearly
threescore years ago he went for a
row. Next day the boat was found
bottom up, and Buckley vas found not
at all.
A sufficient time having passed with
out his coming home 10 his meals. as
had been his custom. Mrs. Buckley was
reluctantly led to believe that her hus-
band was thoroughly and unalterably
drowned in spite OF the fact that the
body was never recovered. and she grew
10 look upon herself as a widow.
Fixed Up Nice Grave.
AS a widow. she fixed up a nice grave
and decorated IL with flowers every year.
AS a widow she received the condolences
of her friends and eXtolled the virtues
OF the late lamented Buckley among the
neighbors. 20 the discontinue of many
husbands who had had no opportunity
to prove themselves drowned and viz
tuous. Luxuristing In recollections Of
the happiness that was, she remained
true TO the past and brought up her son
in fond reverence OF the memory of his
worthy father. During twenty-nine years
she had become firmly fixed in the habit
Of believing she was a relict and was
reconciled.
Therefore. she was surprised. 20 say
the least, when she recently received
letter from Buckley. The letter bore
a water mark. but no other indication
Of having come from a man who had
gone to a moist and permanent death.
On tie contrary, 1t gave evidence OF
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INDICATED.

SO you went before a MAGISTRATE
with that man who abused YOU so
pened?"
oh. 1t went entirely In my favor. The
man was obliged TO withdraw more
tnan half OF what he said. "-F'liegende
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For Suburban.

s4g5 (a)-NEW Ar cottage ard acres good
trucking land. directly on trolley. Tor only
overlooked. THE SOUI.E co. QncJ. SD Ia
ave ivl5-3t
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Railroads.
CHESAPEAKE BEACH RAILWAY
COMPANY.

ecbesuie OF excursion trains 10 and from
Cbesap eake Beach. Subject 20 change with
out Motto.
WEEK DAYS.
coTSC-Ieaye District Line Station az Sc
and il.c0 a. m. 2.30. $50. T.s5 and s:S5 ?. m.
FFTI-RNING-Leave the Beach al $50 q m
lg.s5 geo S co. 500 and 1010O ,. m
SUNDAYS AND HOLIDAYS
COING-s.Z5 and L:oo g. n. 2:S0. 400. T.E
and 8 Is D. N.
PAUL 7. WATERS. General Manager.
1s1l-tf
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Standing of the Clubs.
MARQUETTE LEAGUE.

Today's game-Ninth VS.. Waugh.
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Standing Of the Clubs.

Today's game-Trinity VS.. St
Theresa's. at Thirty-fifth and s
streets northwest
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For Rent-Suburban.
Railroads.
BALTIMORE & OHIO 3. r.

BALTIMORE & CHIC r. r.
LEAVE STATION. New Jersey ave and st.
ROYAL BLUE LINE
Every OIheT Hour tbs Odd Hour
To PHILADELPHIA AND NEW YORK.
NEW TERMINAL. I'D ST. NEW YORK
100 a m.-Llner. Pullman PariOr.
1890 a. m.-Ruuet. PaTlor Hr. Train
ssg 90 a-m--Dlner and Pullman Parlor Car.
I'll 90 a-m.-Diner and Pullman ParlOr Car.
Il 20 p.m.-Diner and Pullman Parl0r Car.
900 pm--''HOyal Limited" All Pullman
ts.O0 p.m.-CoGches 10 Philadelphia
800 p.m.-Diuer ana Pullman Pdrlor.
500 p.m.-COaches - Philadsph iz-
Ill so p.m.-Slee pers-
- % a-m.-Sleepurs.
ATLANTIC CITY. t7:Oo. 900. fl1.oO q m.
-HNNAPoLIs. week days. 500 a. m. 1z.o5
room. f.s5. $50 pm. sun. 80 am. $50 pm.
EVERY HOUR on THE HOUR
O%eek days, 100 an 70 p.Ha.)
TO BALTIMORE
'z:52 tBOo t6:90. '7:Oo '7-z0. ts:0o 's:5o 900.
70 20 1000, III 90 a m. fIZ,O0 noon 1893
y :00 s-I.I5, 1900. $500. 1890 -~s.S5. f4:OO
ties. 500 100 $50. 1000 $50. zoe. 500
IS 20. sl0;Ol JOS. lilo. ~ - p M
WESTWARD.
CHICAGO. "9:I0 a m. ~. I'D p. m
CINCINNATI. ST. LOUIS. and LOUIS
VILE. a5.IQ a. NJ. S4.OS p. IN. @lZ-s0 night
PIrTSBCKG- 'S;Io a a., ~. $40 .. m.
CLEVELAND. $40 D. n.
COLI MHCS. $50 2. m.
WHEELING. "y-l0 a. M g % D. N
WINCHESTER. 1910 a ID. - %. Is 90 . N
FREDERICK. ~. rs.l0. ''s-l5 am. 81 20
HAGERsToWN. 1910 a ~. $500 D. m
sDafly- TEIoept Sunday. ssSunday onlv
TELEPHONES al all or the following Ticket
omces: 1911 G St. Main 1881; 6l9 Pennsylania
Ave Main as. Station New Jersey Ave
and { St Ticket Office. East So: Information
bureau. East IA se2-tf
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Today's game-Aloysius VS.. Allan
tics, at First and N streets north
east.
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For Rent-HOuSeS

For Rent-HOuSeS
FOR RENT-Houses. apartments, and Offices
In all parts OF the city For detailed list
send or call at Office.
THOS. J. FISHER& & CO. InoD
REAL ESTATE, LOANS, AND INSURANCE
BROKERS.
1914 F St. " W
FOR RENT-A modern. finely appointed rest
denCe situated in Mt. Pleasant on high
ground. healthy and convenient TO car line:
modern In every respect. nine rooms and
BATH rent. $50 Address BOX 64s. Times
Office ap23-tf
1921 sth NV, rooms. bath................ q. 90
81 Eye NV. II rooms. bath...-..---...--- IS 90
1920 Sth NV. rooms. ath............... Is 30
Wood and coal yard and buildings, Wis
consin aye-, TenleytOwn. .............. q %
APARTMENTS.
SOC 2 81. NV. ) rooms. bath ...-....---- S52 50
1000 Virginia ave sw., ) rooms........... p 80
LOUIS P. SHOEMAKER,
612 18th ST. ~. w.
Jy3-m.w.f-tf
FOR RENT-ln9 9th st. NV: has five rooms
and summer kitchen with BATH gas and Ia
trobe; 1850 In advance 20 a very small fam
fly only. Inquire OF THOS. Z. ROBERT
son, 500 1th st. NV jyl6-3t
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. r. SHAD e
DR.. FISK ELGIN

Expert in the treatment Of private diseases
chronic and acute. Both sexes. All consulta-
tons confidential Medicine furnished Prices
moderate. Hours. 3 10 1. TO g. 10 o.
Rooms. 1913 Pennsylvania ave- NV. Phons
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DEPARTMENTAL LEAGUE.
Standing Of the Clubs.
SUNDAY SCHOOL LEAGUE.

No game today.
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AMATEUR LEAGUES.
CAPITAL CITY LEAGUE.

Standing of the Clubs.
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$780,.
$500.
NEW HOMES.

A 2O-foot front Colonial house. Just on
Lincoln Park. one OF the most desirable res
idence sections OF the city. This Groom,
bath and cellar house Is modern IN every
detail and complete IN every particular:
built By one OF the best builders in Wash
ington today: II IS built BY the same work
men that built his SO 000 houses. only first-
class material used
EASY TERMS. IF DESIRED.
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Storage.

CENTRAL STORAGE ROOMS, 1903 II ST. NV
Best lighted and ventilated rooms in the city
See US. BROWN q FOLSOM. Proprietors.
jes-tf
WHY PAY MORE1 We store for 7sc a load.
UNITED STATES STORAGE CO.. S1S-42O- a.
10th ct. NV. Phone Main 4229 jel-SOt
TO BUY, sell store furniture: storing
and packing speciality. BOWLING & CO.
Auctioneers. el2 Z ST. Phone NJ. 5l5. ap3O-tt
Moving, Packing. Shipping
SAUNDERS EXPRESS. su nth ST.-Mov-
Ing. packing. and shipping. Phone Main 347S.
jyl4-sW
Sco NEW YORK AVE.
Large Padded Vans 81 Load
z-hcrse Wagons. - Loaf
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Money Loaned SaIaried People

and others. without security. easy payments;
offices in CO principal cities: save yourself
money by getting my terms first. d. H
TOLMAN. koom 700. 80 10Th 81 NV. des-tf
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ROWZEE.VAN REUTH co.
y 1925 Pa. Ave. II. 1884.
-

FOR SALE-Aost convenient and attractive
s-roorn house IN the Bloomingdaie section;
built after the owners exclusive ideas. large
yard: see II before purcha sing For pernis-
sion 10 Inspect address BOX 3ls. Times OlHce
myls-i
Arizona republican., 1907-08-16
REAL sUTTERcUPs ON sEAUTY's
 HAT.

Does the farmer realize the impor- tance of cultivating the buttercup. hith- erto known as a nuisance in his fields ? If no he should consult fashion and look after them at once. for orders for liberal supplies of these flowers may shortly be coming in to him. A beauty of the Saratoga race track who has surprised even that gathering with her wonderful gowns has worn white Leghorn hat trimmed with punches of real buttercups, and the effect has broken the millinery record of the sea- son. Further to entrance its beauty real butterflies-dead. of course-are introduced among the flowers. They are the large electric blue" kind from South America. Effective combinations are seen in many of the latest Paris hats by the use of real butterflies, flowers and plumes. These butterflies. one milliner says, retain their colors for years, and if properly treated will not decay. A high wind would play havoc with them, though.-New York Press
Arizona republican., 1907-08-16
OLD BROADWAY DITCH
 IN THf COURTS AGAIN
An Injunction Suit to Readjust the Division of the Water, Filed Yester- day.

An injunction suit was filed in the district court yesterday by Vernon L.. Clark and w. s. Pickrell against Wa ter Commissioner F. P. Trott, The Bartlett Heard Land and Cattle com- pany and Aaron Cummings. The plain tiffs are the lessees of a tract of land on the south side. the property of John McNaughton. The water for the irri- gation Of this land is procured from what is known as the Mill ditch taken out above Tempe, and which served HOO inches of water for the Hayden mill whence it passed on and was again emptied into the river. This mill ditch was afterward cut below the mill by the ditch from which the lands of the plaintiffs is served. IL is al- legged that these lands are and have been entitled to a continuous flow of 300 inches and that the appropriation dates back to 1869. It is further al- legged that the lands of the Bartlett Heard Land and Cattle Company, and that of Commins is of much more recent cultivation and that neverthe- less, the water to which the land of the plaintiffs is entitled has been with drawn in part for the lands of the de- fsndants.
 Though the complaint does not all Jude to MT. Trott as water commission CT. it alleges that he has threatened to set tAe headgates of the plaintiffs for only 125 inches and that he will do so unless restrained by an order of the court An injunction Is accordingly asked for
 In the absence of Judge Kent, Court Commissioner Mccormick has set the matter for hearing on August r., in his offices in the Fleming building. This is b- no means the first that has been heard of this dispute. There has been more or less contention over the water that flows through this ditch. ever since the end of the sO-called Wormser suit.
 The present phase however, has been approaching an acute form for some time and a few days ago Commissioner Trott went before Court Commissioner Mccormick asking for an injunction restraining the plaintiffs, in this action from diyerting as much as 300 inches of water to their lands. The appli- cation was denied.
Arizona republican., 1907-08-16
THE JEWELRY OF A KING.

Siam has a king. He is travelling in Europe. He has many names. Every one of them Is very long. This king Is not Christian. Otherwise. he would have to be baptized. The num- Der and the length of his names would then have required him to be baptized at intervals. The name under which and 1t is long enough for him to be under it-he is travelling in Europe Is Chaulalongkorn. Under that long name he has bought s3000.O00 worth of diamonds and gold and silver in London. in Paris and in other cities. Two of the gold services among his collection cost ss0O,000 each. He is ex- hibiting his treasures in Berlin. where the Kaiser has caused him to be lodged in palace large enough for him to place his purchases on yiew.--Brook- lyn Eagle.
Arizona republican., 1907-08-16
THE scoRcHER's MISTAKE.

Lawrence Mott. author and automo- bilist. condemned scorching at a din- ner in New York. T condemn" he said, "scorching and the scorcher. but I don't condemn the scorcher unheard. Nasty condemnation is always a mis- take. Once on Canadian railway, l got off the train for five-minute luncheon at a railway eating bar. There was man beside me gobbling away. and when he finished I heard him say bitterly. as he took out his purse: Call that a ham sandwich? |? It's the worst ham sandwich l ever ate. No more taste than sawdust. and SO small you could hardly see it. We've ct yer ticket said the waiter. This heres yer ham sandwich Chicago Daily News.