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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-07
One Of Them.

A foreign tourist who had received
permission to visit one Il Of our large
asylums for the insane was surprised
at the neatness, quietude and good or.
der that prevailed within the institu-
ton, He asked if it was always like
that, and the polite attendant who was
showing him through the buildings
said it was i@@ I'll. W 5s5.i s y
I'VE have what we call our violent
wards, Of course, but I presume you
would not care to see these
Il think not -"
ut Is just as we'll, perhaps. They
are rather noisy, although, of course,
we exercise the same care in providing
for the welfare Of the inmates that
you see in this part Of the institution.
We also have a section where we keep
the 'incurables'"
These inmates, then, are considered
durable" g., w. f. 3e";>&s;
''Their cases are at least hopeful
Il am greatly Interested" said the
visitor, 'sbnt I will not take up any
more of your time. You have other
duties to attend to, have you not?"
yes, sir. This is merely one of my
recreations. In one Of the rooms in
the main building I am engaged dur
ing most Of the time in pursuing what
may be called my life work."
"Your life work? May 1 ask what
that isl" sy g. -. ...a. ...,
Haven't you heard?' said the at
tendant, in tone of establishment. II
am compiling an index to Webster's die
donary. Companion. i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-07
Wanted Permanent Emrfoyvnent,

Wanted Permanent Employment.
Old Sam had been for several days
patiently sitting on the bank of the
| Rappahannock river near the dam,
holding his shotgun in his hand.
Finally he attracted the attention Of
a .passerby, who asked, "WelL Uncle
Sam, are you looking for something to
dol? ~ ~ zs} 43faT s
'No, sah," answered Sam. .T's get
tin paid TO- what rs doin'."m IT., u. q.
"Indeed!' answered the stranger.
"And what may that be?r en-. .,,..,cs.s =
"Shootin' de muskrats dat am under
mimi de DAM" answered Sam
well, there goes one now" exclaim-
ed the stranger excitedly. "Why don't
you shootT' %7r&F s@vss r ri: -'.
''S'pose I wants to lose my job,
sab p answered Sam compiacentiy.-:
Lippincott's Magazine. 4,.sg5 49, -
j-cHs r-. Literary item. e 4
They say very few authors sleep
more than seven hours day." 49, i
"But think how much slumber they
furnish other people" &'#
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-07
Feed Babys Furnace

The infant, like all small animals.
has large extent OF surface Ia propor-
ton TO It's bulk; thus Il tends to lose
w. heat rapidly and requires an abundant
supply of the chief body t1ei-fat II
the different food ingredients be not sup
piled In due proportion. disorder Of
v health inevitably follows"
So says DE-. Hutchinson of the London
Hospital worldwide authority.
He shows, in his book about infant
foods, that most of them contain too little
fat-which should serve as fuel for pro-
lection against catarrh of lungs and
bowels, keeping baby coy and rosy. .a
There must not be too much fat, or
diarrhoea viii result. IL, .,.g.,.
Mothers milk is the perfectly balanced
baby food. . -.'
Next best-nearest like mother's-is
Sanipure Milk. The formula is on every
can. Our valuable booklet, 'sBaby's First
Days" tells all about it.
Buy IL from Dsugsiss
or Grocer - TODAY
A Days Time Means Much to Baby.
your dealers haven't Sanipure Milk, send US
their names and we win send You Free sam.
pie can and our booklet, 'Baby's First Days"
PACIFIC COAST CONDENSED MILK co.
Dept. SO Seattle. Wash.. u. s. A.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-07
8E KSSE
R|E|:S'(|MP ton

Mining and milling operations will nnagnh-
group Of properties Montana later than September
We have milling capacity Of 800 tons day and running
nothing but $40 gross receipts will total $4,000 for
every working day in the year. @
There days mining districts our
forts confined exclusively grade ore, gross
cep for the months Of operation
By possibility mining milling and administration
expenses exceed per Of would
net close total capitalization and dollar
of the will go promptly the payment Of dividends
No money will be spent for betterens development
kept distinctly that ours developed property
with big reduction plants ready operation
Ours strictly manufacturing proposition mining
because have than soooooo opened
up Sides two the finest mills in the United
States for the treatment Of the product
Our much better $40 per we
than likely capitalization three every
year but if we do nothing than capitalization
would be per present selling price stock
There been chance for
killing is offered in the purchase Of stock gilt
edged from every standpoint it can be viewed. -5
This is the proposition thousand which you
be afraid plunge get your money back so many times
will make you hearore that you did double
quadruple your holdings. &@#=
Do not forget that nothing venture nothing gain Just as
true today as it thousand years ago and will be
thousand years hence
Many Of the best buying this stock
because they know they will square dea1 because they
believe the representations that have Ali Of these men
makers money losers what good enough for
them ought to be good enough for you.
Better sit right down and write stock TODAY II
will make than you of on an
vestnent and will get better and better every year
Yoa do not have to have all cash you buy We will
suit your convenience but YOU must act
promptly if you really business
The selling price Of the is SO cents Der share but
It is worth five times that much right now and VIII never dim
insh in value Furthermore there viii spot cash market for
within the few months and the price Be less than
$3.50 per share.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-07

Among all the fine arts. one of the
anest is that of painting the cheeks
with health.-Ruskin. alsssz ~
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-07

Soft. g..
Cholly - wish that could find
something to absorb my mind. Molly
Have you thought of trying blotting
paper? AKA ~ 4.5.s 49,. ~ss, ....,....y@.. Il
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
The Crooked House.

On the estate of Earl Dudley, at
Himley Stats, there is a curious habi-
tation known as 1.-THE crooked house"
1t is altogether out of the perpendicu-
lar and slants toward the south end,
which is heavily shored up with thick
red brick buttresses. These peculiari-
ties are ale result of mining opera
tons, the under stratum of the earth in
these parts being completely honey
combed The clocks on the walls, al
though absolutely perpendicular, as
their pendulums testify, appear to be
hanging sideways at a pronounced an
GLE A short glass shelf, one end OF
which appears to be foot higher than
the other, proves to be absolutely level,
while in the taproom is table which
is apparently slanting, but on which if
round marbles are placed at the seem
ingly lower end they roll to all appear
ance uphill to the top Of the table and
fall over with bump.-London Stand
ard
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
Two of a Kind,

A revival meeting was in progress.
and Sister Jones was called upon for
testimony Being meek and humble,
she said: II do not feel as though |
should stand here and give testimony.
I have been a transgressor for a good
many years and have only recently
seen the light. believe that my place
is in dark corner, behind the door"
Brother Smith was next called upon
for his testimony and, following the
example set by Sister Jones, said: 81,
too, have been a sinner for more than
forty years, and do not think it would
be fitting for me to stand before this
assembly as model. l think my place
is behind the door, in dark corner,
with Sister jones' And he wondered
why the meeting was convulsed with
the laughter of those who came to
DraV
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
Old Groc.

The inventor Of grog the long time
beverage of the sea and of salt water
literature, was Admiral Vernon, of
whose courageous deeds at Porto Bello
a lively poet has sung:
Which when they came to understand he
was SO brave fellow,
They did surrender out Of hand, the town
Of Porto Bello.
"Old Grog' was Vernon's pet name
in the navy of his day, and it was thus
bestowed: "Out on the Spanish main
Vernon found that the result of giving
each man in the ships company half
a pint Of rum day to drink neat was
disastrous. His captains and surgeons
suggested to him the revolutionary eX-
pertinent Of mixing the spirit with wa
ter. In station order Vernon re-
ouired this to be done. The new liquor
was not favorably received, and the
seamen cast about for an Opprobrious
name for it and it's author Now, Yer
non used to wear a grogram boat
cloak: hence old Grog.'"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
Don't Whisk Your Hat.

Never use whisk broom to clean a
hat, either stiff or soft, particularly
a soft hat, as it gradually removes the
fine surface originally on the hat. The
worst effect, however, is the wearing
away of the band and binding by such
rough usage. The effect is more
quickly shown ON the best grades OF
bands and binding. A fine hair brush,
one of curved shape, made especially
to use under the curl of the hat, is
good Best of all, however, is thick
piece of wooden cloth. Such pieces are
now made in the form Of pads, with
a strap across the back, so that they
can be held securely in the hand
American Halter.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
GAINESVILLE

In circuit court Friday afternoon Mrs
Grace E Heck was granted a decree Of
divorce from Charles G Heck on the
grounds of non-support They were
married about thirteen years ago and
have two boys aged twelve and ten.
Arthur Prichard of Richland Center
awoke Monday morning with gloomy
prospects of spending the day set for his
wedding to Miss Myra Armstrong be-
bind the bars. Prichard was arrested
Saturday in company with George Miller
of GAINESVILLE for creating panic on a
GAINESVILLE interurban car which they
boarded after Notification at Beloit.
Prichard was released and left for Rock
ford. Miller was held under $500 bail.
He is Is years old and threatens to COM
NIT suicide.
William B Merrill an old resident of
Rock county, passed away Thursday
morning at the home of his son, Roscoe
G Merrill, 1913 N Academy St. He had
been in good health until last Sunday
when he began failing. Thursday his
mind became irrational as the end
came Unexpectedly. Had Mr. Merrill
lived until the 3lst day of August he
would have been 80 years old, and plans
for celebrating the event we're already
being formulated. The deceased was a
! native of the state of Maine and resided
there until 1867, when with his wife and
children he came westward and took up
| farm near Evansville.
Hayes Bros of this city were the sue.
cessful bidders for grading the new Chi
| q, DO u
of this city. The contract involves an
amount not far from the $4,000 mark
and is one Of the largest grading jobs
awarded in this locality in years. Hayes
Bros are in position to we'll handle the
work, the firm being well supplied with
the necessary machinery and horses. 1t
will also mean good thing for James
vile, as a local firm will hire help from
here as we'll as teams. Now that the
contract has been awarded, work will be
and the dirt will be made to hv fast
when once the ploWs and scrapers start
After lingering illness of four months
duration from complication of diseases
James Cleland passed away Wednesday
morning at the home of Mr. and Mrs [
Fisher, 1853 Terrace street. Mr. Cleland
had passed his 87th birthday and was q
man of unusual vigor both physi ,ally
and mentally. He had been prominent
figure in the business and financial cir
Giles of Rock county for over sixty years
having devoted much of his life to agri
culture. Of the five children born te
Mr. and Mrs Cleland. four are left tt
mourn his loss-J B Cleland and VIM
Cleland of Portland, Oregon, Mrs A I
Fisher of GAINESVILLE. Wis, and S j Gle
land of Emporia. Kansas.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
Why He Brought His Along.

Whenever the penurious manager OF
the large store wanted to sharpen his
pencil he would enter the shipping de-
partment and borrow knife from one
Of the boys. Sometimes the boys did
not have their knives with them, but
there was one lad, Tommy Breen who
always could be depended upon.
"How is it, Tommy asked the man
ager one day as he Whitfield his pencil,
"that you always have your knife
with you and the other boys haven't?''
Tommy hesitated for a moment,
then, gathering courage said:
1.-THE wages I get aren't enough for
me to afford more than one pair of
pants '-Harper's Weekly.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
He Held Up the Train.

A German traveller who tried to pass
a meal ticket on the train was told by
the conductor that he would have to
pay the regular fare of 35 cents. The
German argued and refused to pay
more than 25 cents, whereupon the con-
ductor stopped the train and put him
off. In a twinkling the traveller ran
ahead of the engine and started to
walk on the track. The engineer blew
his whistle. but the irate German turn
ed, shook his fist and called out: you
can vissle all you want to. I Won't
come pack"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
How,s This.

: We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known f. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin. Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of the system. Testimon-
ials sent free. Price 75c per bottle. Sold
by all druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
Cambridge

Q Il Hanson has recently purchased
from r n Dow his one third interest in
the undivided south 20-acre parcel
known as the Dow woods just south of
the village.
Last week 0 Fl Hanson sold for r N
Dow his large residence on Main street
to John Mathison of Oakland. Another
transaction made by Mr. Hanson was the
sale of r n BOWS five acres of land oc-
cupied by the Cambridge Lumber Co to
A ] Allen.
During the past week the matter OF
establishing an electric light plant in
Cambridge has been the absorbing topic
of interest. Two of our local business
firms have the matter under advise
ment, besides outside parties have beer
here looking over the ground with 8
view to putting in plant.
Mr. and Mrs n Neupert celebrated
their tin wedding at their home last Sat
urday evening by large gathering Of
relatives and friends who came to dc
honor to the occasion. It was genuine
old fashioned German tin wedding ano
the evening was pleasantly spent ir
music, social conversation, dancing anc
feaSClDS
Mr. Horace Potter, distinguished as
one of the first settlers and oldest citi
zens of the village, celebrated his Goth
birthday on Tuesday. Few persons arr
permitted to enjoy this rare privilege
and the old gentleman is still hale ane
hearty and remarkably well preserved
for man who has nearly reached the
century mark in life's journey.
Friday afternoon, May 3rd, Mr. ane
Mrs Chris Legreid celebrated their 25tf
anniversary of married life, or as it il
more commonly termed, their silver wed
ding, at their pleasant home on MAR
street It was in the nature of ''hom,
coming" or family reunion and, with on,
exception, all the brothers and sister
were present.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
DeerfieIa

Mrs Dorthea Erdall, wife of Michael
Erdall, died at her home in 'Christiana
last Monday, after long illness of con-
sumption. 1t was a very sad death as
she leaves, besides her husband, nine
children.
VIM Smith, who has been putting up
a packing of tobacco for Culton of Ed
gerton, in warehouse No 3, finished sort
ing Monday. The assorters were all
treated to ice cream at Perkins restau
runt. Brictson & Roe still have about
three weeks work ahead of them.
Martin largo and Naaman Howe have
been buying potatoes for shipment
around Cottage Grove during the week
and gathered up over 1900 bushels. This
is the first time in years that potatoes
have been shipped out of this locality
The price has been below the .35c mark.
Geo Kelly died or Wednesday morn
ing little before o'clock at his home
in Madison, of heart trouble. Mr. Kelly
who removed to Madison little over a
month ago from Liberty Prairie, had
suffered with considerable illness during
the past year. Once he had pneumonia
and at another time severe attack OF
blood poisoning. His heart trouble is
supposed to have been caused by one OF
these attacks.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17

For over thirty years writes a
gentleman in Los Angeles, Il have
used Arbuckles' Coffee. Many times
my family has tried other coffee only TO
come back to our old reliable, unchange-
able Arbuckles. No other coffee has
this uniform never failing aroma, | care
not at what price. have often wished
could tell you this Many other
people have the same opinion.
Arbuckles' was the first roasted packaged
coffee. and its sales exceed all the others put
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17

A rich rancher told a story about a,
little slum urchin whom he had sent on
a months vacation into the country.
1.-THE lad" he said, thought we got
mush from the mushroom and milk
from the milkweed One morning a
lady pointed to a horse in a field and
said, Look at the horse, Johnny
That's cow the boy contradicted
No. said the lady, it's a horse.
''Tain't It's cow said the boy
Horses has wagons to 'em.' - = 9
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17

Of all the fruits there are ia the land,
That grow on bush or tree.
I would give up the choicest ones
For HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
H. j. Stangl.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17

together. That it costs you less is due simply
to our coffee business being SO much greater
than any competitors. in fact it is larger than the
next four largest firms in the world combined
We naturally can and actually do give better
coffee in ARlOSA than anyone else can give
for the price; Being the standard article it is
sold at the narrowest margin Of profit.
Some grocers will try to sell
you instead loose coffee which the
rooster is ashamed to sell in a
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
Evansville

A large dray load of sugar beet seed
was seen upon our streets last week 60
ing to the place of storage, from whence
it will be distribute to the growers in
this section.
improvements are being made at the
Baker Manufacturing company's plant
this season, by the erection OF large ex-
tension to the galvenizing rooms. W b
Meggott has the work to look after.
Several of the tobacco raisers are COM
planning of the seed rotting in the ground
and they are troubling themselves,
whether, if resown at this late day, the
plants will be of sufficient strength and
health to transplant when needed in
June.
Mrs Flora B Waddle died at her home
in Magnolia, Friday, May, 3rd, aged Sc
years. Flora Brown Waddle was born
in Lanarkshire, Scotland, June %, 1921.
In 1S43 she married James Waddle Of
the same place, and in 1854 both emf
grated to this country. They first set
tied in the east, but year later came
west and located on farm in the town
of Magnolia, where the home has been
ever since. She leaves sister, Mrs Mar
garet Rice, who cared for her during her
last illness, four nephews and three
nieces.
Artists have no trouble liz securing
models. The famous beauties have dis
carded corsets and have become models
in face and form since taking Hollister' 8
Rocky Mountain Tea 30 cepts, Tea or
tablets. H. j. Stangl
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
CORRESPONDENCE
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS,
S&oAghton

Anton r Onsrud of Rutland was badly
bitten by dog while in town on Tues
day. Mr. Onsrud threatens suit against
some one and thinks the city liable for
allowing such ours around.
In the circuit court at Madison di-
vorce was granted in the case of Wilson
Lorme- against Luella Lormer, of the
town of Rutland. Mrs Lormer is given
the custody Of the only child and lump
sum of 81 600 as her share of the prop
erty.
The petition for new depot, signed
by our business men, has been forwarded
to the railroad officials for action. 1t not
a new depot, it is quite probable that
some necessary c0nveniences will be
added to the old one.
A f Tistal, proprietor of RaVenswood
Park, has just completed another large
building for the convenience of has many
patrons at his Kegonsa resort. The new
building will add much to the comforts
of pleasure seekers who stop at Ravens
wood Park.
The old Opera House block has been
SO thoroughly remodeled on the interior
from cellar to garrett that an old settler
placed therein would not know where he
was at. The Improvements have cost
the owners about $4,000 and are mod
ern and up to date in every particular.
A little five year old son of Mr. and
Mrs Peter Peterson was badly scalded
on Monday by falling into tub of hot
water On removing his clothing the
skin nearly all peeled off his body, SO
badly was the child scalded A doctor
was hastily summoned and made the lit
tie sufferer as comfortable as possible,
but the child died on Tuesday afternoon
at o'clock
Ell E Roberts of Stoughton, who owns
a farm or two in Dunkirk. has tenant
house about two miles east of Stoughton
that he has been putting liz shape for
the new occupant. L D Webb did the
work One day Mr. Webb replaced thirty
Two windows and the next morning they
were all broken, smashed with stones
and whiskey bottles which were found
scattered on the floor. That day Mr.
Webb restored the panes and next morn
ing they we're again broken. Renewal of
the glass WAS then deferred until the
tenant took possession. The malice dis
played against Mr. Roberts in this man
ner is laid to people who returned home
late from Stoughton intoxicated and
stopped on the way. Roberts has been
energetic in prosecution of saloon keep,
ers since he removed from Dunkirk to
Stoughton few years ago and possibly
some sympathizers of that element liv-
ing in his former neighborhood took this
means of showing their spite.
Its too bad to see people who 60
from day to day suffering from physical
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17
Ones Point of View.

II liked that play we saw last night
because it has a happy ending
''Why, man, the husband in it ter
rorizeS his wife into trembling and
silent submission and ends by killing
his mOther-n-lawr
81 said it had happy ending" BAL
timOre American
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17

Its too bad to see people who GO
from day to day suffering from physical
weakness when HOLSTERS Rocky Noun
tain Tea would make them WELL The
greatest tonic known. Soc, Tea or Tab
lets.-H J. Stangl
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17

If you want gasoline engine, talk
to Watson; horse power to 5O.-Wat-
sons Machine Shop. Ii
Rooms to rent over Shumway's bar
Der shop. Inquire of James Pollard. l9tf
If you want separator OIL sewing
machine, gasoline engine, lawn mower,
gun or any kind of oil, talk to Watson
Watson's Machine Shop. Ii
Wanted Timers. Good wages and
steady employment. Write today to
Cornish Curtis & Greene Mfg. Co., FIT.
Atkinson, Wis.
Ed Kaufman is prepared to do pa
per hanging and painting on short no.
tice. The old price, 25c per roll, for
hanging paper Phone 285. 2lw4
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-05-17

package bearing his name.
Don't take it, neither the looks nor the price
indicate its cup quality. No matter where you
buy Arbuckles' ARIOSA, or what you pay
for ii, It's the same old uniform Arbuckles'
ARlOSA Coffee.
Hyour grocer will not supply, write to
ARBUCKL.E BROS,
New York City.