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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
PERFECTLY SATISFACTORY.

Danny Married just the Kind Of
Wife His Mother Liked.
When Danny Martin married Liza
Tomkins, Dulverton openly disapproved
the match. Liza was a large, lazy,
pink-and-white, peony-faced creature.
notably without faculty !" and to
bring such bride to the house which
old Mrs. Marlin, now entering on her
eighties, and presumably needing the
help of an able and Industrious daugh-
ter-in-law, had kept in immaculate Or
der Tor over half century seemed SO
unsuitable as to be nearly cruel.
IF Liza Tomkins brings her slack
ways into Danny's Kitchen" one pes
simistic neighbOr prophesied, "it'I be
the beginning Of the end for old Mis-
Marlin; you'll see! I've known old
folks as spry as she Is give out suddint
and drop quiet into their graves. Folks
at her age can't brace up to bear do
metic crosses"
But old Mrs. Marlin, who had been
reticent and presumably disappearing
before the wedding, was found to be in
very different frame Of mind shortly
afterward.
Danny couldn't ha' suited me better
If he'd picked her out a-puppose," the
brisk little old woman confided, jubi-
iantly, to an inquiring cousin. "Why.
Jane, you'd scarcely believe TIT
sounds too good to be true-but LIZA
don't interfere with the work no
more'n if she want there! Just let
her set behind the teapot to meals for
Danny to look at and beside the windy
mornin's, foolin' with a bit o. sewin'
and watchln' the passfn', and 70 out
or have folks In afternoons, and get
Danny to help her write notes to firms
and magazines for patterns and sam
Piles and SIGH evenin's-and, land
she's contented as a kitten and no
more bother. Cept for cookin' enough
extry, and few extry dishes, I'd clean
forget she was In the house. It's more'n
I'd have dared to hope for, an trust
I'm thankful.
you're at liberty 10 tell inquirin'
friends, Jane, direct from me, that I
regard 1t as the closin' and culmintin'
blessing Of long life that my son
Dan'l has married a perfectly satisfac-
tory wlfe."-Youth's Companion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
that most nearly approach the latter

that most nearly approach the latter
figure.
In the control of this vast wealth
the twenty-five wardens and vestry-
men Of Trinity are absolute. The actu-
al management is left in the hands Of
committee of half dozen men No
reports are required to be made to the
State or any church authority. An an
nual report is prepared and is opened
to the vestrymen. but they are allowed
to see only such books as are mention
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

A Jewish banker who died In Paris
not long ago left 100000 to the Pas
teur Institute, Notwithstanding the fact
that the total value of his estate was
only $13,0OO,000. In this country peo-
pie who are not worth any more than
that usually think they ought to have
tall monuments If they leave $4,000 or
100000 to charitable or public institu-
lions
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

1t would be better for Japan not to
make war on this country, but If moth
ing else will do her our producers and
manufacturers will take pleasure in
showing her our fine line Of war sup
plies
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

ramshackle building here shown is on
King street.
The church owns, too, much valuable
business property. One real estate au-
thority has estimated the taxable and
income bearing property of the church
at $30OOO,OOO, and the nontaxable,
nonincome bearing property at $780,
100000.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

People who want something bright
and original may be referred to the
story Of Texas cyclone that picked
up letter and delivered 1t to the
person to whom 1t was addressed, twen-
ty miles away.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

Inasmuch as Mr.. Rockefeller's fine
for scorching in his automobile was
only $25, we may reasonably hope that
1t will not result In a further advance
In the price of oil.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

London society women are taking
lessons for the purpose of learning to
walk as American women do. Is II
possible that the London ladies think
1t Is the manner in which they walk
that enables American girls to get the
dukes and earls?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

A Philadelphia preacher has been
deposed because he failed to put on
enough style to suit his congregation.
We are able to say In his behalf that
he did not wear celluloid cuffs.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
Utter silence.

Charley, dear, said young Mrs. Tor
kins. "is is true that money talks?
81 suppose So"
"You must be very fond OF silence.
After losing your money at the races
you go to the ball game and lose your
Observation-Disclosures Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
RICH CHURCH UNDER FIRE.

Disposition of Vast Wealth a Mys-
terry Which Causes Scandal.
Trinity Church, in New York City,
Is under fire again, and it has, as usu-
al. been as serene under the lombard
ment as Gibraltar would be If pepper
ed by broadside Of popguns. Trini-
ty Is the serenest as well as the richest
church corporation In the world. 1t
is In regard to the riches of the church
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

Stage coaches on their way to the
Yosemite Valley are being held up by
masked highwaymen. The far West
continues to have some local color.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

Some men are born great, some
achieve greatness, and some can i'm
part a curvilinear motion to leather
covered sphere.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

John D. Rockefeller was arrested the
other day for going forty miles an hour
In his automobile. Here Is another out
rage for Chancellor Day to scold about.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

Ambassador Bryce takes a rosy view
Of the future of this country. 1t might
be different II Mr.. Bryce had Editor
Stead's gift of second sight.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

Anew designs on gold coins, ehY
shifted Smythe, laying down his paper.
"well. don't care A fellow with
some of the old designs got NINE
Philadelphia Press
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

needs something to occupy his attention This agitation
which he has started will help to employ his time and
will add somewhat to the gayety of nations.
The count contents that hatlifting Is very bad for
hats 1t must be admitted that the higher and heavier
the hat the will much lingering of its brlm result
in and tear. But men-even men addicted to the
wearing of silk hatsusuay willing to suffer
slight damage to their headgear part of the price Of
their homage to members Of the gentler The prac
tce OF barring the head Is unhygenic, says Count
Harrach 1t Influenza He says he always laughs
at American for uncoverng their heads in the
ence regardless of drafts and the next day
colds. The count everestimates the danger Courtesy
does demand that stand with head uncovered,
for example, II he meets while out strong in
q blizzard.
Finally, Count Harrach says that the method Of
saluaton by hat-rasing Is absurd 1t may be that he
has read the history of the origin of ceremonial nstu
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

William Dean Howells says 1t is
crime to accept money for poetry. But
isn't the man who pays money for
poetry also guilty?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

The only language Gen. Kuroki uses
Is japanese, and 1t Is said he uses no
more Of that than is absolutely neces-
aarv
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

til late at night scrubbng cooking cleaning caring for
the children and sewing buttons her husbands
trousers.
There's lesson behind the story of the rich
suicide; 1t is unnecessary say much about the rich
woman who does her housework. One could find nothing
to do; the other for her children and is the
mistress of her home
One gets tired Of feasting and playing. A person
wants to be serious occasionaly-that work The
lumber kings wife solved the problem that the rich
suicide unable to solve She for her chill
dren and does her housework She laid aside her seal
skins, gave her auto to her children with song on
her lips took the broom and the buster and got busy
The rich who tok her life was sadly mistaken
when she said that she of anybody. There
is plenty of work for the rich the phanthropc
field to keep her days full and happy. But the home is
the place That's where charity should be- first and last
The real queen of the home is the who knows
her home-from the kitchen to the paror and nursery
Chicago Examiner.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

II you want to oblige a friend do
something for him his way instead of
your own way.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

A certain amount Of humiliation Is
necessary to keep a man down where
he belongs
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

"Is It a white vest, or a white waist
coat2" asks an exchange. If you can
afford only one, brother, 1t Is vest.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
HATS OFF TO WOMEN.

OUNT JOHANN Won HARRACH Of Aus
tria has set out to organize an international
society for the prevention Of salutation by
taking off the hat according to the custom
followed by men in their recognition of
women. Since the count is a member of
VienneSe high society II Is presumed that he
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

Perhaps it is a good thing for the
American people that they can't read
the Japanese newspapers.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

Some people seem to want their
horses to scare at automobiles. so
they will have a grievance.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

When the firemen turn out the thing
to look for Is hot time.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07

condition of rottenness with respect to <he disposal
public lands which saggers Imagination and challenges
credulty. The people Of the United States have not
begun to realize the nestimabe loss which has been
occasoned the enormy of the crimes which have been
committed and the mass of corruption which has be-
smirched the high and the low, the individual and the
corporation the private citizen and the public servant
and permeated and controlled branch Of the Gov
eminent ITSELF during the successful contamination of
landfraud consplracies which have existed since the
early sixties.-The World To-Day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
LEARNING TO BUY,

MAT we need, more than statistics as to high
l prices, is schooling in thrift In the home.
1t is for the family to learn how to econo-
mize. 1t Is for the wife or the family cook
to study saving and to learn how to buy and
how to feed the family on less than
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
LAND FRAUD CoNsPIRAcIEs.

ATE disclosures made by the Interstate
Commerce Commission, under the Tillman-
Gillespie resolution of Congress; evidence
given by employees of the General Land De
partment; facts brought to light by the
army Of special agents and by attorneys
of the DEPARTMENT Of Justice have disclosed
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
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Quoted the least possible expenditure Most homes
with almost prodga disregard for saving
money Many a household could be operated half
the now being expended Many family could be
fed fully wholesomely and well, half what
it costs to-day to do the trick.
The science of buying the best advantage the study
of what to buy how much to purchase and the science
of making the most of that which has been bought
the things which ought to be given most thought and
study. 1t is worth while to consider In the Kitchen the
problem of living nationally carefully and sensib with
a reasonable outlay
The rise in prices is not the only evil thing. The rise
of reckessness and the absence of calculating thrift
must be counted In with living expenses Most people
remedy these last evis-Des Moines News
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-07
HOW TO BE HAPPY THOUGH RICH.

RICH woman recently took her life be-
cause she was tired of having nothing to do.
She left a pitiful little note behind saying
she was absolutely of no use to anybody
Mrs. James L. Henry, wife of New England's
lumber king, who is worth some S20OO0,OOO,
Is busy in her home from early morning I'M
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
colonel Haryey One ., rn.m.

WASHINGTON, April 16-A second chapter in the revelations of the rich mans conspiracy" was unfolded at the White House and another name added to the fatal list. This time Colonel George Harvey, editor of Harper's Weekly and the North American Re- view, is said to be the man. The cause of his denunciation is the speech he de- livered at the Jefferson dinner in New York on Saturday night, in which he preached a sermon against one man power and severely criticised President Roosevelt.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
OAKNILlE HAPPENINGS

George Ryder, who has been visit ing with relatives in New York stte returned last evening with bride and his friends in Oakville, gave him a grand seernade last night. MT and Mrs Ryder, will reside on Davis street.
 Miss Nellie Cleary. formerly of Eas- ton, Pa, has entered the employ of the 0akville Co.
 Miss Margaret Shanahan. of Tor rington, is visiting with relatives on Newton Heights.
 Mir and Mrs r. c. Sutherland, vis- ited the formers parents in Long Hill, over Sunday.
 A meeting of the committee ap- pointed to provide entertainment at the coming fair of St Michael's St Michaers church. Waterville. for the Oakville night, held meeting Sunday morning to talk over the elaborate program which is being prepared.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
WATERFOWL JOTTINGs

The firemen will hold smoker this evening at which all members are requested to be present.
 The Watertown grange will meet at the residence of James Black on Thursday evening.
 Ground was broken yesterday for the new postofiice building which will be erected just north of the pres ent building.
 Walter Fox has given up his posi- tion with the Oakville Co and is working for John Evans, the florist.
 Mrs Nancy Lewis is on the sick list.
 Myrcn Jones has had another se- were attack of heart trouble and is confined to his bed.
 Herman Marggraff who is study ing dentistry at the Harvard medi- cal college, is spending few days with his parents, MT and Mrs E. c. Marggraff.
 Mrs Frank Lynn of Woodbury is visiting at Henry Hoickox.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
ORIENTAL LIMITED WRECK.
Five Killed and Score Injured at
 Bartlett, N. ID.

Five Killed and Score Injured at
 Bartlett, N. D.
 ST. PAUL, Minn., April 16.-Run- ming at -peed of forty miles an hour on a straight track, the Great Northern westbound Oriental Limited, from here for Pacific coast points, was derailed at an early hour at Bartlett, N. D.
 Five persons were killed and score or more injured, some of them serious ly. After the wreck a gas tank ex- ploded and the train took Ire, seven passenger coaches being destroyed. the sleeper and observation coaches escap- Ing the flames. There is said to be some evidence that the rails had been tempered with. Ofhcials of the road are unable to account for the wreck on any other theory than that 1t was the deliberate attempt of miscreants to wreck the train.
 W. B. Jones, mail clerk, of Grand Forks and four unidentified foreign CTS believed to be Greeks are dead.
 The mail car jumped completely over the engine, landing in Ramsey county, while the remainder of the wrecked train burned in Nelson county.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Borah Appeal. to Washington.

WASHINGTON, April 16.- President Roosevelt and Attorney General Bona parte have been appealed to by Sena. tor William E. Borah of Idaho, indict- ed for complicity in the timber frauds, to review his indictment by the federal grand jury with view of postponing action until the trial of Mover, Hey wood and Pettibone, accused of mur- dering Governor Steunenberg of Idaho. Senator Borah is the special counsel engaged by the state to prosecute these officials of the Western Federation of Miners.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Cuh. Gettinx Americanixed.

< HAVANA, April 16.-There was a sensational scene on the ball field here when Umpire Borrato in the presence of 10000 excited fans" gave close decision against the last man out on first, which gave the game and the Gu ban championship to the Almendares club by score of to ?. Things had been hot, and Borrato, who is not five feet high, gave his last decision, re yolver in hand. The mob charged. but the police and rural guards closed around and saved the umpire. The vic torious team divided $5,OO0.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
N NAUGATUCK NUGGETS

The Naugatuck Fire department will cross bats on Saturday with the Athletics of Torrington.
 The Ladies' Aid society of the Bap- tist church will meet on "Wednesday afternoon in the church parlors.
 The annual borough report for the year ending March 31, has been placed in the hands of the Perry Press for printing.
 Patrick Murphy and daughter, who have made their home in Boston dur ing the winter have returned to Nau- gatuck to reside.
 Ground was broken yesterday for the new business block to be erected on the corner of Church street and Park place by Charles Lewis.
 The church was filled at the revi- val services held by the Rev c. K. Flanders. Cards were distributed at the close of the service and a large number were signed, upon which a desire to become christians were eX- pressed.
 Assistant Superintendent William
 
 Co takes a position at the Derby of flee. Under the new management As sistant Superintendent Edward Cur tin will have entire charge of the work in this section and the remain ing agents will have their collection lists enlarged. MT HOlton left yestcr- day for his new field.
 The funeral of Arthur La Flamme, whose death occurred Sunday after result of an operation for appendicitis, was held this morning at S:30 from his late residence, 142 Scott street, and at 9 o'clock at St Francis church. The deceased leaves a widow and one child; also a father, mother, seven brothers and two sisters, who reside in Waterbury.
 An adjourned meeting of the board of warden and burgesses was held yesterday afternoon for the purpose of making up the list of appropriations. Representative Roberts was appoint ed as an authorized agent to execute lease with the railroad company covering the privilege of laying a sew CT pipe through the culvert between South Water street and the Nauga- tuck river. near the factory of the G. NJ. R. s. Co. Bids for the removal of the borough garbage was received from Henry Schildgen: the contract was awarded to him at $1, ,SOO for the period of two years. Adjournment was taken at , o'clock until Friday evening.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Mape. H.. seyeral Remedi...

MIDDLETOwN. N. Y., April 18.- Replying to Dr. Thomas Darlington, health commissioner of New York, O.. W. Mapes, head of the Dairymen's league. which is opposing New York city milk inspectors, says that the rem. edy the farmers have is "cowhide boots' and that other remedies are quietly to ignore the orders of the milk inspectors. ''or if you happen to feel in that kind of humor to tell them to go to warm place."
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Elsie Janis, Brother overboard.

NEW YORK, April 16.-A wireless message startling to the theatrical world was received here stating that Percy Janis, brother of Elsie Janis, had disappeared in midocean from the steamship Minneapolis, which sailed from here last Saturday. The message was signed by Hugh Ford, who sailed with the Mrs. Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch" company and is the general stage manager, who said in his mes. sage: Percy Janis disappeared. Prob ably fell overheard in the night. Send some one to take his place by the Ma jestic. Company sends deep regrets"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Ejahino for Sheen.

When sheep were introduced into Cornwall. England. flock of them ran into the sea and were foated by their wool. Some fishermen saw them, and. thinking them to be a new species of fish. made haste to try to catch them with hooks and nets. Next morning they brought home a catch whose value was greater than any load their boats had ever carried.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Peanut. in spsIn.

The only province in Spain where peanuts are produced is Valencia. There are two different sorts. one con taining two nuts-probably known in America as Spanish peanuts-and the other containing three or four nuts, known in England as giants" The first class is by far the most common and cheapest.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Her Description.

A little girl. two years old. had been taken to the farm for the first time, and was much interested in the barn. yard stock. especially litter of young pigs. On returning home the mother asked what she had seen. and the little child at once replied: "A lot of little-little-a lot of little meats,"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Taft In San Ju.n.

SAN JUAN, Porto Rico, April 16.-- After thirteen months determined eff.
 forts to properly establish the work of fighting tuberculosis in Porto Rico friends of the cause had the pleasure of attending with Governor Winthrop and Secretary of War Taft the dedica- ton of the first camp. a sanitarium in Santurce, on the outskirts of San Juan.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Women JournaIists.

I am always careful not to recom- mend any girl starting life to embark on a journalistic career unless she is capable of great physical endurance and has indomitable perseverance; both are indispensable. She must also possess great moral courage. for that, too, will be tried.-Young Woman.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Xeqetable Sponaes.

About ten species of vegetable sponges" are now cultivated in the warmer parts of Africa and Asia, es. pecially in Algeria. The fruit is ed. ible before maturity. but on ripening the pulp separates from fbrous mater. ial, which then becomes an excellent substitute for real sponge for the toll. ct, bathroom and many other purposes. The Algerian sponges are in large de mand in Paris.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Defined sta,u, of Water.

At one time the bailiff in charge of an English jury was sworn to keep them without meat, drink or Ire" Justice Maule once gave the classic reply to the bailifr who inquired whether he might grant . juryman's request for a glass of water: Well. 1t is not meat. and I should not call 1t drink. Yes, you may"
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1907-04-16
Quick Wit Saved Life.

A captured Turkish officer, on being led forth to execution, asked for a glass of water before he died. On re- ceiving it. he looked uneasily around. as if afraid of assassination. Drink" said the commander. No harm shall come to thee until thou hast drunk that water" Instantly the prisoner dashed the water on the sandy ground. and thereby saved his life.-Sunday Magazine.