The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-04-27
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tension now that man can not even
take the Waikiki car but he is said to
be Hunting Mecca"
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With all of the plans for the enter
tainment of the Congressional Party
have heard of no provision for a very
considerable element of our community
having any part in the program. 1
have reference to the religious element,
as it is sometimes called. l desire at
this time to humbly suggest that they
be given a chance. No Hawaiian cele-
bration without the presence of some
missionaries would be complete or char
lacteristic
We must realize that comparatively
little is known on the mainland about
Hawaii. That is a benighted land in
darkness as it We're about the many
beauties of the islands. The average
lperson on the mainland associates these
islands with natives and missionaries
When the party arrives the first
thing that will be asked will be about
the natives and the next the mission
aries. The natives will be present and
will become known and liked. All that
the missionaries need is a chance and
it would, 1 think, be a very good idea
to have some of them presented to the
Congressional visitors as the descend
l. ants of the older race that helped &c
; awaken the Hawaians to a knowledge
of the joys of civilization.
Speaking about entertaining the visit
ing congressman 1 understand that al
) of the hula girls are practicing nigh
and day. learning fancy stunts will
which to wiggle into the good grace'
of the visitors, while the old gourC
{ players are delving back into the cob
webby annals of folklore for some
{ ancient hula ditties. Meanwhile the
mothers and younger daughters are
Il working on some brand new hula skirts
{ and anklets and all the few other things
that go to make up the fascinating cos
). tunes of the dancers
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The road to fame is certainly moi
. strewn with a profusion of roses fol-
DIR" Wallach, the self announced lepel
healer, of female rock notoriety
was stopped on the street the Other
4 day by one of the Doctors fellow work
3 ers of the Honolulu Iron Works, "Say,'
Of
people are so easy on that fellow Wal.
= ZACH The reason must be that yol
don't know him Why, he's the wors
4 ever. At the works he will undertake
: to cure anything from a mashed finger
to cracked head when he can FIND
anyone who will stand for it. We'rc
all getting on to him pretty well nov
and he doesn't get a whole lot to do
One of his patients had to be sent to {
e hospital after he had worked on hin
h while, and that hasn't helped hi
popularity any. / call him RAM
a. fake"
&c = = =
n Many time as I paid my MONTH
telephone bill 1 have thought it to
8 high, although I didn't kick. But
don't think it too high now. 1 hav
e, learned that there are other thing
that go with the service besides tn
use Of the telephone. I wanted
speak to a friend and so started to ca
~ him up by phone. Green seven naugf
" forty-six," I said to Central.
" What NUMBER" came back I'll
n query.
Q Green seven naught forty-six," re
peated. Then there was a pause.
a. Say it again." Central asked.
Green seven naught forty-six,"
"a, answered speaking slowly and di
tinctly
"a, "Oh, you mean seven ought forty
six" came the reply, why didn't va
" say so before" And forthwith / g
the connection / wanted,
~ You see, instruction in English go'
with each telephone
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