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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13
UNCLE JOE NOT
4 ''DARNED FOOL. =

WASHINGTON, April 24.-It's all a
Joke about Uncle Joe Cannon becoming
A Fairbanks boomer and promising to
deliver the Illinois delegation to the
Vice President at the next Republican
national convention. Speaker Cannon
himself said so today when he arrived
from Indianapolis.
"The man who this far in advance of
the convention would promise to de-
fool" said Uncle Joe. Nobody can
deliver the Illinois delegates to any
body. The man who would attempt it
would be a 'darned fool as I said be-
fore, and a bigger fool even to adver-
tise that he intended to do So"
The Speaker, it appears, was in In
dianapolis between trains. He received
an invitation to dine with the Vice
President. Some of the Indiana Re-
publicans who had called on the Speak
err formally delivered to him the Indi-
ana delegates on the ground that he
was in Indiana before the Vice Presi-
dent moved into the State and was
therefore the original favorite son. The
Speaker received the Hoosier package
as a Joke and referred to it later to
some of his frienGs. The Vice Presi-
dents energetic newspaper friends
later turned the incident to the account
of the Fairbanks boom by putting the
Speaker in the attitude of having de-
Iivered Illinois to the Vice President.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

always safe choose for other people Professional mamkers
thereby the first meeting the
pillows hikes
Delegate
outlines breaking the
a
who Kauai enjoyable their
In all probability
These would
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

Beware the Sunday breakfast. 1t
may look innocent and agreeable, but
it is really Deadly Sin. A Gin
cinnati~ dispatch says: THE breakfast
given by the Longworths Sunday was
lust as much a violation of the law
as the open Sunday saloon down town. y
The Rev. Robert Watson, pastor of the
Second Presbyterian church, which is
attended by the Tafts and other So
cial leaders, fired this broadside at
Congressman Nicholas Longworth and
his wife and mother lately.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

1t grim satisfaction to know that railway themselves
which
rolling
weight This probably
of the disastrous wrecks American railways according statement
officials
States the time attending meeting of the Railway
Association Aided metalugst committee had
a
aro makn honest n
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

The entertainment committee having in charge the sightseeing features
nadid
National
a
industry of
existence and this committee
citizens.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

Washington,
of
flour of
Of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

in action this regard it
the
Will
local administration pledged at that
o
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

DR.. John Carver is under arrest at
Fort Smith, Ark, charged with hav-
ing seventeen wives. He defrauded
them out of $150,000, and for years
had made marrying very pleasant
and lucrative profession.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

changed the fair fields OF Lanai have been trans
of February 81 $780, the
Monday
slightly damaged
whea and oats
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

Having adopted policy Territory
administration taking direct of
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

peace Central America calls to mind medical
nothing subjects
t handupo theories
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-13

The advance Herald issuing daily
with that Hi ahead
the Herald is keepin in
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27

christians-Coptic christians
There are many of these mission
schools and they are doing
splendid work among a people
who greatly need the instruction
and example of christian people.
The United Presbyterians have
pretty we'll covered Egypt. But
other denominations are doing
good work, especially in their
schools. If the American mis-
sions can not convert the fanati
cal Mohammedans to the chris.
tian religion, they can at least
teach them christian civilization.
And that is great step for
ward.
Port Said, Egypt.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27

To remove cough you must get at the cold
which causes the cough There is NOTHING
so good for this as Kennedys Laxative
Cough Syrup The liquid cold relief that
is most quickly effective. that stills and
9uiets the cough and drives out the cold.
Sold by Crawford Bros.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27
This IL Worth Rememberin r.

whenever you have cough or cold, lust
rem moer that Foley's Honey and Tar will
cure it. Do not risk your health ;,v taking
any but the genuine 1t is in veIlow
package. Funderburk Pharmacy.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27
years was the coming of the Eng

Inc most OF the inhabit ants are
a hard lot aud it will require
ages to elevate them. Thew are
Just beginning to get their eyes
open. Compulsory labor has
been abolished and every man is
protected in his rights. England
mas brought law and order, and
the English people are an exam
pie for the natives. The natives
appreciate the beneficial changes
Other European powers may
look on with jealous eyes and
criticize the English policies in
Egypt, but one thing is certain
so far as | could learn by obser.
vation and enquiry, and that is.
the Egyptians are satisfied. The
khedive is the nominal and legal
ruler of the country, but Lord
Orc mer is the real ruler. He
manages the Khedive all right.
But he does it so cleverly that
the Khedive does not know it
But just the same every import
ant policy Of the government is
decided upon in London.
Above all other things Eng.
land has furnished protection to
foreigners, and that has induced
foreign people and foreign capi
tai to seek homes and invest.
ments in this wonderful land
Justice and fairness to foreigners
are secured by means of a court
called the Mixed Tribunal. AK
matters between a native and a
foreigner is heard in this court
which is composed of seven
judges, all of whom are foreign
ers except one. Local prejudice
cuts no figure in this court--cer.
tainly not in favor of a native
And the native Egyptians have
found out that they must "toe
the mark" in their conduct with
foreigners. There was hanging
in lower Egypt few months ago
That has had most wholesome
effect. Some English soldiers
were out hunting and shot some
pigeons near village. The VIII
Layers became enraged and a fight
ensued, in which British officer
was killed. The murderers were
promptly tried and as prom pity
convicted. Twelve were Danish.
ed from Egypt aud six hanged
An order was sent out for miles
for the people to attend the hang
Ing. On the day of execution the
word was passed around unoffi.
cially that if repetition of the
murder ever occurred, then thew
would hang them whole villages
at time. Now you can't even
get a native to strike another
with his bare hand, much less
kill with deadly weapon. But
while England has accom- plished
wonderful Transformation in
the affairs of Egypt, she is by no
means entitled to all the credit
1T does an American good to learn
that Americans have been a great
factor in the elevation of the peo-
pie and the betterment of tho
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27
was a humbug and had practical

oPoooeoio' AAo nau sent around to
the !ewelry, furniture, dry goods
and other stores and hired the
articles for three or four hours
and returned tn em after the ma
rade.
On the next day the wife of the
old fraud went to his home and
she had a parade, led by a band
of music. There were about q
dozen camels in it, each wearing
twenty bells and gayly decora.
ted. The bride was in a car.
riage and could not be seen
Clowns were employed to 90
along and amuse the spectators
In various ways.
The religion of the Arabs Der.
mits man to have four wives
in this world -four at the same
time-and promises him SEVENTH.
two virgins in the world 10 coma
(Anyone can readily see WHY it
Is almost impossible to change
one of them to a christian) AZ.
ter an Arab sees his wiie's face
If she does not come up to his
expectations he may divorce her
without any excuse. The onlv
requirement is TO live with her
Tor at least one week, in order
that she may not be disgraced by
suspicious.
But the coming of the pale
face from the North, with his en-.
lghtened ways, has had it's effect
upon Arab life and manners
Things can not be seen now which
could be seen when | was in
Egypt six years ago. The snake
charmer has disappeared. The
''Howiing Dervishes" can not be
seen in the Mosque on Friday
The government has prohibited
inns religious service as unseemly
and disgusting. However. for a
little "backsheesh" you can still
see it "on the sly" BY duiet
arrangement for the cash you can
see the performance at the home
OF the Dervish in the night time
In other words, he will perform
his religious services for you as
an exhibition for money. The
"dancing girl" has also been for
Dldden to perform on the public
streets In some cities. l saw one
or these street exhibitions in up
per Egypt. Her indelicate move.
ments and contortions of body
were vulgar in the extreme
Her occupation will soon be gone.
She has long amused the Egyp.
tlans. Her pictures are in the
tombs of the Pharaohs. The
march of progress and civiliza-
tion is working many changes.
Another thing that is passing
away in the cities of Egypt is the
time honorcd donkey. He, too,
must 60 down before the new
methods of fast age. In Cairo,
Port Said and Alexandria the
tram and fine carriages have
showed Balaam aside. While the
rural sections change but little,
the cities are fast becoming mod
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27
We've. Got The I'hingS
best suited to make you look better. All kinds
New Spring Goods.

we make speciality of ladies' goods therefore
we can you the trouble looking around for sch
thngs as Skirts in all the cloths for this
season. correctly designed and tailored fit
ne assortment OF Muslin Underwear from the cheapest to
the most tasty at very reasonable prices. "
Our new spring line of Hose now here all the
newest things in gaze are to be
1ound IN this splendid assortment and soc na
Shirt WAISTS the biggest and best line we
nave ever shown Muslin Waists plated and embroidered
fronts, from SOC to 800 each.
olh WAlSlS-Ihat wash made in the very latest STYLES
from ESQ up. See them - ~ ''o''
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27
Millinery

forget our Millinery department Everyone admits
are very reasonable ' ~ ~ pi'eo
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27
Just Received

lot Ladies Grey Sea Island Duck Oxfords blucher svle
WIN ehre heel grey to go at only 50 the pair Come early
SO you can get your size '
EXTRA SPECIAL-Another 1000 wards of that beau+, 5
quality White Madras to while lasts only 15c yard
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-03-27
Lancaster & Chester RyCo.

Schedule in Effect Jan. l3. 1907
Daily Except Sunday-Eastern Time.
WESTROJND
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
REAL CAUSE OF THE sMAsHUP.
Railroad Sign to Blame for Accident II
Was Intended to Avert.

The old darby was suing the rail
road company for damages. The man
contended that, not being warned by
whistle or engine bell, he had started
to drive his rig across the compapy's
track when a shunted box car OF said
company crashed into his outfit, caus-
ing the death Of the horse. loss Of the
wagon and minor injuries to himself
After the prosecution had closed its
side Of the case. the company's lawyer
called the old darby to the stand and
went at him. "Mr. Lamson," he be-
gan. your rig was struck by the box
car In full daylight, twas 1t not?" 81
ink dar was some clouds ovahead,
suh," answered the caviling witness.
Never mind the clouds! And only a
few days before this accident the rail-
road company had put new sign at
that crossing?' Oar was a sign dar,
ya-as, subj" "And didn't that sign
say Stop! Look! Listen"" Now,
dar am de Who'll accusation ub de
TROUBLED" declared the darby, with
animation. IF dat stop sign hadn't
caught dis chile eye jes' s All war
squar' on dat track, dar wouldn't "a
been no ashup!"-BohemiaD
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
What's Geography Good For2

This is from the philosophy of Mrs.
Louisa Schmitt, who berated teacher
for not promoting her daughter be-
cause the latter was deficient in geog-
raphy. Teacher, you don't know 1t
all. | guess" said the irate Mrs.
Schmitt. Il wish 1t that my daughter
gets through school so she gets a man.
Never mind about the geography;
Just promote her without it, Why,
my other daughter, she didn't know
geography and she got man. And
you know all about geography and
you amt got any man at all. What is
this geography good for? See that my
daughter gets through school,"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
SOUTH ARLINGTON

Miss Marie Hastings was in Troy
Saturday.
James Welch has returned home
from Bennington.
Sunday being such fine day num-
Der from here attended church in Cam.
bridge.
Miss Sarah Harrington had the mis-
fortune to brake bone in her ankle
Saturday She is staying with her
friend, Mrs. Ackley Of Cambridge.
Dr. Blackfan is the attending physi-
clan.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
BENNINGTON Or ELS
News Of the Town and Village Told
Briefly for Busy Readers

'~'J 49,
Mrs. Mary Adams was recent Wis
itor in Arlington
Miss. Elsa Hudson OF Albany Is the
guest OF relatives In town.
]. NJ. Casey of Montreal is the guest
of friends in town this week.
r. f. Craytor the eyesight specialist
will be at Hotel Putnam Friday Dec, Il.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jerome Gault OF Airing
ton were recent guests OF relatives in
the village.
Miss. Lizzie Murphy spent Sunday
as the guest of Mrs. Mack OF North
Bennington.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Sheldon were
recent guests of Mr. and Mrs. John
Sheldon of Dorset.
The Modern Woodmen of America
held meeting last night in their
rooms on Main street.
The ,Argo Red Salmon Cook Book
gives thirty-nine recipes for preparing
Salmon and sauces. Ask your grocer
| for it,
Bernard Cullinan of Arlington was
| recent visitor for two days of his
brother, William Cullinan, of this vii
lage.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Harbour OF
| Branch street are among those who
have become members of the American
| Order Of Foresters.
Mrs. Mabel Anderson has retained
to her home in Manchester after
spending few days In town as the
guest of Mrs. Ray Utley.
Mr.. and Mrs. C. B. Carleton who
have been visiting for a few days in
the village have returned to their
home at Manchester Depot.
Golfer Qua has resigned his position
with Barker Vail In the west part of
the town and has gone to work on the
delivery wagon Of E. E. Hart
The Bennington grange will hold a
dance in the n. e. o. p. hall this even
ing. Godsmith's orchestra will fur.
nish the music for the dancing.
Hollis Duncan formerly of Beech
street has resigned his position as
driver on E. +. Harris delivery wagon
and has accepted job in Somerset
getting out lumber.
Mr.. Hall of Northampton, Mass,
has taken the position of night oper.
ator In the telephone exchange in
place of Edward O'Hearn who has had
that position for the last six months.
The Womans exchange which has
been located in the store of Miss l.. NJ
Barney for some time has been moved
to rooms in Mrs Edward Norton Is
house on the corner of Main and
Valentine street.
FN. Squires store Is now well
stocked with fine line of holiday
goods consisting of many appropriate
Christmas presents in watches, jew.
erly, cut glass and fine china. This
store will be open every evening from
now to the first of January.
Mrs. c. X. Alger formerly Miss
Louise Snow who underwent an opera
ton at the Samaritan hospital in Troy
Tuesday A. NJ. is doing as well as car
be expected The operation was per
formed by DR.. Thurman A. Hull o
Troy,
List of letters remaining uncallet
for in the postofiice for the week end
ing Dec. 9.-Mr. J. NJ. Armstrong, ID
NJ. Frye, Mr.. Fred Cotey, Frank Clod
grove, Mr.. w. c. Perry, The Mise!
Nichols. Mrs. Martin Harbor, Miss
Effie Quinn. These letters will b,
sent to the dead letter office Dec, %.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
Serious, Indeed.

Lady" said the tattered tramp at
the gate, cant yer spare me a dime
on very urgent collection?" What
do you call an urgent collection"
asked the busy housewife. why, yer
see, have just been fined s29,24O,O00
for ridin on an oil car an I've only
got two davs to get 1t together"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
A Card.

We, the undersigned, do hereby
agree to refund the money on 80
cent bottle Of Greenes Warranted Sy.
rup Of Tar II 1t fails to cure your
cough or cold. We also guarantee a
rs cent bottle to prove satisfactory or
money refunded.
Hyde's Drug Store c. H. Houghton
]. M. Ayres, A. 8. Hathaway,
HARDWOOD Drug Store
c. r. and A. B. Hawkins
D. A. Ward, o. e Adams,
B A. Quinlan, e. C. Woodwork,
w. L. Gokay, o. e. Adams & Co.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
An Interesting Savings Bank Record.

Any system or method of doing bus.
mess which varies much from that fol
lowed by others engaged in the same
line, Is always watched with eager In.
terest. The scheme Of banking used
so successfully by the Hyde Park Say.
ings bank is so different from that Of
the other banks in the state, that 1t is
found especially interesting. The
Brattleboro Reformer says:
It Is interesting to note the progress
of this institution because Of the fact
that all it's funds are invested In Yer
mont and 1t has never lost dollar by
poor note. :,
This bank pays per cent compound
ed semi-annually on deposits OF $1OO
or more.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11
A Fine Banking Institution

The Milton Times thus character.
ICES the Lamoille County Savings Bank
and Trust Company of Hyde Park in a
recent article. 1t says:
1t makes a specially OF banking by
mail and has record of never having
lost dollar. 1t is fine institution
with which to do banking.
This Bank pays per cent COM
pounded semi-anually on deposits OF
500 or more.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-11

DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder pills
afford quick relief for all forms OF Kid.
ney and bladder trouble. A weeks
treatment 25c. Sold by D. A. Ward.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-01-05
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that the CO.
partnership heretofore existing be-
tween H. w. Baird and B. F. Camp
bell, under the name and style of
Baird & Campbell, is this day dis
solved by mutual consent, Mr.. Baird
retiring from the firm. The business
will be continued by Mr.. Campbell,
who will collect all outstanding ac-
counts, and assume all Indebtedness
of the firm.
Dec. 18th, 1906.
H. w. Baird,
B. F. Campbell.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-01-05
SUMMONS.
H. w. Baird,
B. F. Campbell.

In the Superior court of the state of
Washington, in and for Whitman county.
NJ. S. Cannon, plaintiff, VS.. Oscar
O'Kelley and Alta O'Kelley his wife,
defendants.
State of Washington, county of Whit
man, S.
The state of Washington, to the said
Oscar O'Kelley and Alta O'Kelley, de-
PENDANTS.
You are hereby summoned and re-
quired to appear in the Superior court of
the state of Washington, in and for
Whitman county, within sixty days after
the date of the first publication of this
summons, to-wit: within sixty days after
the 22d day of December, 1906, and de-
fend the above entitled action in the
above entitled court, and answer the
complaint Of the plaintiff in said action
and serve copy of your said answer on
Thomas Neill, the undersigned, attorney
for plaintiff, at his Office in Pullman, in
the the county of Whitman, state Of
Washington, and if you fail to appear
and defend said action and answer the
complaint Of the plaintiff aforesaid, with
III the time aforesaid, judgement will be
rendered against you, according to the
demand of said complaint, which has
been filed with the clerk of said court.
The object of the above entitled action to
recover from you the sum of $s6.I7 with
interest from March 3d. 1906, at 10 per
cent. per annum and $500 attorneys
fees and costs, and to subject your prop
erty in this state, which Is now attached
to the payment of such judgment as may
be recovered against you
Dated December DIST zoos
THOMAS NELL, Plaintiffs Attorney.
Postofhce address Pullman, Whitman
county, Washington. 1877
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-01-05
,;oT1cE OF ANNUAL MEETING.

Notice is hereby given that the an
nual meeting of the stockholders of the
Pullman Savings and Loan Association
will he held in w. H. Harvey's Office in
Pullman, Washington, Saturday, jan
uary Ia, 1907, p. m, at which time and
place seven trustees will be elected for
the ensuing year, and such other bust
ness will be transacted as may properly
come before the meeting.
rats W. J. ROBERTS, Secretary.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-01-05

Department Commander c. P.
Dunning. Of Spokane. visited the local
GAR. post yesterday. An oyster
supper was served by the GAR. and
W.R.C. in Masonic hall in the even
ing.
F. o. Kreager, superintendent of
the city schools of Olympia, is in the
city visiting old college and other
friends. He will return to his duties
at the state capital next Monday.
j. R. Stephenson is now the sole
proprietor of the Artopho studio, his
brother, l.. H.. having gone to Port
land, where he will enter into BUSH
ness.
Pres. Bryan returned Saturday
from Bellingham, where he attended
the meeting of the state teachers as
ISOLATION, of which he was president.
The Wet. u. will meet in regu-
lar session at the home of Mrs. Frank
Burnett. January s, 1907. Mrs. Den
ison will have charge of the program.
Fred Gelwick left last week for
various eastern states, from which he
had been absent about thirty years.
He will be absent about a month.
j. j. Rouse is now assistant CASH
Ter in the First National Bank.