Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-12
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Tut. tut, Little willard. papa will
spank.
Austria, 10 be up to date also has q
To pass thc lie IS now defined 70
Bethany storer a man
our venerable Christian friend on
the Evening Citizen seems % be asi-
tesed
New York ls to have d forty-six story
building How would you like TO be
the elevator ma-s
The only really practicable scheme
y 10 ar1nor plate the Russian police
with eight-inch Halveyized
A rat. say the scientists. has six
senses. But the cat SIN has the bulge
on him In having nine lives.
Custer suits and convict suits are
both among the nobbiest % the sea-
sons clothes in magnate circles.
There are a number OF wandering
citizens IN the territories who appear
~ w tapfN's W St"r ~ -" w
The Kangaroo Konvention in santa
Fe doesn't seem TO have aroused "A
great wave Of popular enthusiasm.
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The secretary OF agriculture Is at
present fighting bad booze. n is not to
be inferred. however, that Mr.. Wilson
Il a booze fighter
Louisville had a rainfall this week
Of four inches IN SO hours. The sight
Of 50 much water. It is said. almost
threw the K~entuckians into a panic.
ps@
Norway Trembled." says the Even.
ing Citizen. lin It's Early. Morning
Couches.' Reminds one vaguely Of the
h~ousekeeper who was shot in the pan
tr..
Bishop Potter a a new way Of
saying II THE statement Is a gratu-
itous and impairment reference with
out foundation in fact" is the latest
potterism.
A Chicago girl the other night put
five footpads to highl With o hat pin
The deadly bolomaresnor the gaspipe
slugger stands a ghost Of a show with
the woman with the hat pin.
s%s
The Almanac Is nov recommending
the simple outdoor life The Almanac
IN the course OF the next few months
will probably also have something TO
say about life IN the tall timber.
e@s
The calA walk. says a Chicago am
thropologfyt, IS an ancient institution.
This Is borne out by the fact That the
Santa Fe Almanac has been doing a
cake walk for the past century or
.wo.
The Evening Citizen. Judging from
It's latest outbreak. doesn't appear to
have been able to re-allgn It's features
mace caused by that celebrated dose
OF medicine.
The superintendent or the Yuma
penitentiary ~ adding q jute mill 70
that institution with the object of
making the prison self-supporting. II
- TO be regretted hat Mr., Bursum
never thought Of that.
nMn
Mrs. Stuyvesant Fish has stated
that II a woman Is economical. she
can dress on on $4,000 a ear Which
viii nave a tendency to cast a damper
on some ardent young men who were
contemplating matrimony.
oMe
A Phoenix mar has submitted to the
board OF trade an egg laid by a plain
every day mongrel hen. the fruit Of
her industry weighing exactly a pound.
If o don't believe It. the Phoenix
man can show o the hen.
aHe
\ well known judge has given a de-
cisiun 10 the effect hat II IS all right
To applaud a good show, but dlsor-
DERBY TO hiss a bum one. So far there
" no court decision on the inallen-
able right Of the American citizen to
throw eggs.
Ncwsboy-"ENtry, Extryl Flyers
yer Evening Citizen. all about how the I
Knot on the Tree Gets No Higher
Read all about how the Water Gets
Lower ln the Well Sensational story
bf how the Sound of the Bass Drum
and the Rifle Report Travel at The
same Speed Extry'
$50
The Almanac publishes an editorial
cNtolling the disintercsted patriotism
of those unselhsh citizens who held a !
sa-callod constitutional convention ia
Santa Fc, Now II would be interesting
To- know Just what per cent OF the APP
propriaiion to pay for that useless H.
assoc goes To the Almanac.
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Smoke In. i
The remains Of the late Marcus Tul-
Illus Cicero. the Albert j.. Beveridge of
Rome, who was assassinated near Fo-
riac, somc 1918 years ago, have been
discovered. The m%urderers have not
vet been apprehended.-Presc0tt Jour ,
nal-Miner.
You're dead slow. The Evening