The Hawaiian gazette., 1907-02-12

edlnca,.on OF Honolulu Eiks. A. 2 A
A. on the morning % Sunday, Febru
AIRY 18th, the volcano will shoot fortl
a shower OF sparks. succeeded by
copious eruption OF lava. which VII
now red.h0t down the mountain-sid
TO within a short distance of Wailuku
where Il Will be extlngulshed will
sIphons. II IL especially requested tina
this lava shall not be used as a. bever
age.
Picturesque lao Valley In one OF the
show places OF the world. 1t Is situat.
ed between two mountains. one oil
which IL on one side OF the valley, and
one OH the other. Here in the midst
OF Natures most enhancing beauties,
an encampment will be made on the
nth by the survivors OF the Social Ses-
sion OF the night previous. Ice cream
will be served, and with this cheering
stimulant 1t Is hoped TO cement the
friendship between Honolulu Lodge NO.
SIG and the Brethren OF Maui.
Some rules OF etiquette for the voy-
age:
ABOARD SHIP.
Any incivility on the part OF the
Captain should be reported at once
The Committee will place him in irons
Seven meals will be served between
Honolulu and Kahului. Those wish
Ing more may arrange for same with
the Chef, after payment OF the proper
fine.
II sea-slck. do not sing, as It dis
turbs the pedro-players In the smok-
ing-room.
Passengers are forbidden to destroy,
mar, OF carry away the priceless, jew
elled ornaments in the saloon, or break
the heavy plate-glass mirrors. Those
wishing souvenirs of the trip will
please not remove the gold spoons or
forks from the dining-table. The Cap
tain will furnish same, without charge.
to all applicants.
No rude conduct will be tolerated on
the voyage. II the sea is rough. report
same at once.
The weather has been arranged for,
but in case OF extreme emergency II
will be well for each member to take
a snow-shovel, an umbrella and pack
age OF pepsin gum. 1t may be stormy
at times.
Any gifts or peace-offerings for the
Maui Brethren should be given In
charge of this Committee, who will
care for same.
In the first recorded voyage. that of
the good ship Ark, there were two Elks
aboard. We hope to set forth upon the
deep with twenty-five times that num-
Der. Let US cause Captain Noah to
resemble a soiled garment in a pack
age of clean laundry. History states
that on his cruise Ham was In the
pilot-house Ham will be with Us, but
elsewhere. AS a navigator who can
also steer, Captain Parker can cut
Ham to slices. He will give you a
steer at any time. The Ark had a
wet time, but-but,-Oh, what's the
use? Comparisons are odorous.
CONDUCT ASHORE.
Do not cape at the tall buildings or
shy at the automobiles. Try to act as
though you were used to such things.
1t is a sign of illbreeding to show sur
prise at anything.
In passing by Kahului, do not step
on 1t. Do not make a loud noise or
you will wake the inhabitant.
DO not blow out the electric lights at
the hotel.
To avoid oversleeping, do not retire.
Whatever happens, do not disturb
the Police. They need rest.
At the Social Session, do not jeer at
the man who is fined. 1t may be your
turn next. He laughs best" etc.
Do not attempt to bring any of Wa
iluku home as souvenir. They need
all there is of it.
II you must have blood, do not kill
a prospective candidate unless he has
paid his initiation fee. We need the
money.
Do not make a vulgar display Of
wealth just because you have it. 1t Is
not well to arouse envy or cupidity.
and, beside. remember that We are
guests.
And seriously, in conclusion, let us
keep in mind the notices of the Four
Stations. and, while indulging in the
latitude given us by the social side of
our Order, do not overstep the bounds
of dignity and circumspection. Let US
not convey to the world that we are
wholly extreme in our recreations and
amusements. Let us rather try to gain
the worlds respect for that grand
Order we all delight to honor and up
hold. Write this on your Cuff.
Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep. and you fall off the track.
Let us laugh on the way to Wailuku;
But-how will 1t be coming back?
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