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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
HowIer and Healer.

Rokitansky, the father Of the well
known operate singers, was professor
Of pathology at the Vienna university
Besides the two singers he had another
couple OF SONS. who had acquired q
certain celebrity as medical men. One
day when the old professor was asked
how his sons were getting on he re-
piled. shaking his head:
"You see. friends. two OF them heal
and the other two howl. and the howl
ers earn four times as much as the
hcalersp'-London Standard.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
poor Consolation.

"Oh, dearw exclaimed the society
woman. 81 feel so wretched, and this
is my receiving day too. l do hope no
one will call. for I'll be In misery all
the time"
"Well," remarked her husband face
tiously, 81 always understood that
misery loves company" - Catholic
Standard
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
Wards ard Deeds.

'~There never was time IN my life
fellow citizens" exclaimed the candi'
date, when | hadn't the courage 10
call 4 spade spaHe!'
"Yes." rooke up an old farmer In
the audience, "and there never was O
time n your life when you had the
COURAGE to take one In your hand"-
Chicago Tribune.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
Mn Ea Chained Weanona,

"IIere you is-in trouble agin." said
the old colored deacon. Didn't l tell
yo' ter fight yo' way only Wild de
sword er de speritT'
eyes, suh." replied the penitent "ou'
de razor come SO handy. y.'-Atlanta
Cons itution.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
Not Responsible.

Hold on" said the learned chemist.
~Didn't give you bottle OF my Won
derful tonic that wSld make you look
twenty years younlyT
"You did," replied the patient "and
I took 1t all. was then thirty-nine.
and now am only nineteen"
"WelL then, will you please settle
this bill you owe me for the treat
mentT
'Oh, mol AZ am only nineteen now,
l am minor, and minors are not held
responsible for the bills they Incur.
Good day, sir."-Illustrated Bits.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13

For the burdens which God lays on
us there will always be grace enough.
The burdens which we make for our
selves we must carry alone.-A- w.
Thorold, d. d.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
Rebuked.

Young College Woman interested IN
politics)-The office should seek the
man. Grandma (rather deaf)-I know
that's what girls think nowadays, but
In my time 1t was considered very un
ladylike.-Puck.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
Porsuasion.

81 can't marry you," she said. You
are old enough to be my father"
Don't hesitate on that account. Ten
years from now nobody Will suspect
it~-Chicago Record Herald.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13

Giants are not long lived, says Dr.
Woods Hutchinson In the American
Magazine. "Of nearly 100 names re-
corded l have been able to find the
ages at death of only eighteen, as fol-
iowq.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13

Every substantial grief has twenty
shadows. and most of them are shad'
ows Of your own making. - sydney
Smith.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
And Hadn't Lost IL.

Her Husband-YOu were good look
ing woman when married you. She
Yes. I had the advantage Of you even
then.-Brooklyn Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13

This makes an average longevity or
barely tweuty-eiglt years. or only a
third as many years as they had inch
es. A giant living to good old age Is
q thing unheard Of"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
Resented,

The Scotchman during an argumen)
-Hoot, man, hoot The Irishman (hot-
ly)-Shure an Ofll not hoot. Do ye
take me for q bloomln' owl?-I Ondon
Scraps.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
unliftinn the Savaae.

We have received the following spicy
analysis of British ciyilizing proce-
dures In Africa from young Egyptian
from Tanta, who shows dramatic apt.
ltudes. The tide OF his communica.
cation Is:
A TRAGEDY IN SIX ACTS.
Act 1.-The missionary.
Act 2-WhiFky md pale ale.
Act 3.-The Maxim gun.
Act "A newspaper.
Act 6.-Cr!cEct ard football.
Act G.-Dcaih OF the last aborigine.
FiIis.-Bdnd plays Rule Britannia"
Egyptian Standard.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13

%S Unles; the number OF fns~,
tions is marked upon the maj u.
script, advertisements will be put
lished until forbidden and charged
accordin ylv
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-12-13
S5lenandon E1ers il
Advertising Rates

+ Advertisements will be inser
ed at one dollar per square Of
ten lines or less, for the first H.
sertIon, and 50 cents for each
subsequent insertion.
- Quarterly OK yearly sdseE.
!lssments By contract.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

Peter Fl. Fey to James Mulligan, lot
2, sec. 3, Framnas, $1,000.
Inez T. Smith to Joseph J. Gaffney,
So sw14 and e15 ne1 and lot 2, Co.
Sub. VIZ ne14, sec. 80, Morris, $500.
William III. Mason to Royal A.
Stone, sw114, sec. "a, Baker, $4,000.
Joseph J. Gaffney to Henry P. Gaff-
ney, First Add, lot and sw 10 ft of
lot s; also Morris First Add. lot and
sw Is # of lot s, City of Morris, $1.OO.
William F. Cruden to F. R. Putnam,
Morris Add. lots and 8, blk 7, City of
Morris, $3.50.
Joseph J. Gaffney to Ottelga Schrei-
Der, Morris First Add, lots IL, II and
~, blk IA, City of Morris, $4,000.
o. E. Thoen to E. III. Townsend,
Add. Townsite, lots and 10, blk 3,
Chokio, $2,25O.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
Eclipse Entertainment Co.

The Eclipse Entertainment Conn
pany will appear at the Armory We'd
nesday evening. The company con-
sists of Mr.. Lundgren and four others,
and their entertainment is principally
a moving picture show.
Mr.. Lundgren is the unfortunate
brakeman who was so nearly killed
in the wreck near Vergas, on March
II, 1906. He fell between the rails and
was dragged about half mile after
which string of seventeen cars pas.
sed over him, cutting off his left arm,
and, with the exception of one
toe, they were all severed from
both of his feet. He was brought to
the Detroit hospital in very precar-
ious condition, but in less than three
weeks he mounted a bicycle and rode
up town. Since his recovery he has
had to hustle for living in some
other way. Though badly handicap
ped he did not for minute loose his
sand, and is as happy as he was hes
fore he lost his arm and so nearly lost
his life. His entertainment is very
we'll spoken of in the towns where he
has been.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
Appointed on Board of Visitors.

The last legislature created board
of visitors of state institutions whose
duty it will be to visit the state insti
buttons from time to time and by it's
advise aid the board of control in the
care and management of the institu-
tions. The board appointed by the
governor consists of DR.. S. G.. Smith
D. W. Lawler of st. Paul, who are
ns med for six years; s. J. Turnblad,
of Minneapolis and Rev. A. G. Wah-
lund of Cambridge, who will serve for
four years, and DIR. David Graham of
Duluth, and J. T. schain Of Browns VAL
ley, who are named for two years each.
Mr.. Schain's many friends are pleas
ed of the honor shown him, and we
extend congratulations.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
FOR GOOD ROAD5.
flankato Gives Forty two Log Drags
To Patnmasters.


A Especial to the Minneapolis Journal
from Mankato says, that the Mankato
Commercial club has met with splendid
success in it's efforts to secure road
Improvement in the territory directly
tributary to Mankato. It began its
work last year and to the present
time it has donated to pathmasters
thirty Fix so-called split log drags,
and in addition the Mankato Automo-
bile club has given six.
These have been used to good ad-
vantage, yet not as Systematically as
could be desired. Because of this
fact, and to secure the best possible
roads, the good roads committee of
the Commercial club met with the
town board of Mankato township a
day or two ago and arranged for the
hiring of one man on each of the
seven principal roads leading into
Mankato to use the drags after every
rain and keep the highways in good
condition.
The Commercial club is to pay half
of the expense and the town board
the other half. This plan saves the
township all of the road tax work for
use on the other roads, in putting in
culverts, drains, etc. At the same
time it insures good roads for from
four to seven miles out of the city in
three directions.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

There will be but few changes in
the corps of public school teachers
next year. = Miss Perry willTsgo to
lMoorhead, and will sbersucceeded here
BY Miss I. E. King, or Montevideo.
Miss Rygh and Miss Pickens have
both resigned but have not yet de-
cided on plans for next year. They
will be succeeded by Miss Nellie Moran,
of Morris, and Miss Eta Ellis, of
Hutchinson. Miss Orion has resigned
and will be at home next year. Her
grade will probably be removed to
the Longfellow building, and Miss
Matti will be given an ungraded room
in the Central school. Miss Ada
Moulton, of Ortonville, will take Miss
Mathis room.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
Weather and Crops

A heavy snow storm fell here on
Tuesday, and there have been -oc-
>c =. auriras' ofssnow wen other days.
Of course, The snow did Hot stay long,
and the weather is now quite warm.
Farm work is progressing, tho on &C
count of the cold, farmers can get in
only about half time
In talking with those who are in a
a position to know, we find that the
wheat acreage this year will be mater
tally decreased, and the acreage of
other grains, especially of barley, will
be largely increased. There will also
be large acreage of oats, and if the
weather is favorable later on, there
will be large acreage of corn.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
DOn't Miss 1.-THE Girl -

Have YOU secured your seats for
The. GirF From Chill, nswhichappears
at the Armory Friday, May 18th? If
not, you will miss one of the treats of
your life, for it is without doubt the
naerriest play ever written. There is
nothing but fun from the rise to the
fall of the curtain, and the people who
take part are all clever artists. The
play was invented for laughing pur-
poses, and that has been the verdict
everywhere the company has appear
ed. 1t is a. scintillating comedy tri-
uph, Endorsed by both the press and
public.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

We are in receipt of a copy of the
Superior wis., Telegram, which con-
tains a good description of the fine
storehouse recently erected in that
city by the Gund Brewing Co. Re-
garding the new manager, the Tele-
gram says: "John r. Delahunt, the
local manager, is taking hold of the
work with an enthusiastic and able
hand and under his guidance the ex-
tension of the interests of the firm in
this city seems assured"
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

At the Firemen's meet last Friday
evening, Max Trantcw, E. B. Darling
and s. J. Stebbins were elected as del
egates and George Splitstoser and
Ray s. Roberts. as alternates to the
firemen's convention which will be
held at st. Cloud on June 18th and 9Th.
1t is customary for the council to pay
the expenses of these delegates. On
account of the meeting being so near
to Morris and such benefit to all
firemen to attend, it is probable that
several other members of the fire de-
partment will attend, and for this
purpose the department appropriated
some money out of it's own funds.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
Flax Tow Mills for Sale.

Mr.. V. r. Blehdon of Buffalo, N. Y.
owns absolutely, without any encum-
brance, the fax tow mills at Coopers-
town. Aneta, Finley, Mayville and
Armenia, North Dakota and ia DESTROYS
of selling one or all of them cheap.
Will take partly cash and partly mort
gage, together with note endorsed by
good financially responsible party.
For price and information inquire of
V. r Blehdon, Buffalo, N. Y. or G. N.
Dean, Cooperstown, North Dakota.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The Eastern Star Chapter will meet
at their hall the second Tuesday of
this month, May II. 1t is desired that
all members be present, as Mrs. Stew
art will read the report of the Grand
Chapter, now holding their annual
session in Minneapolis.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Miss Selma Smith, of Little Falls, is
here on visit with Mr.. and Mrs. JOS.
Ross of the Crystal Restaurant. Miss
Smith recently arrived from the head
of the lakes, and reports navigation
on the lakes in full operation and the
weather, that of an ideal Indian sum-
mer.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Of all the fruits there are in the land,
That grow on bush Or tree,
I would give up the choicest ones
For HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
J. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Mrs. W. J. Stewart departed for
Minneapolis Tuesday morning, to be
in attendance at the annual session of
the Grand Chapter of the Eastern Star,
which convened there this week.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Peter Miller has purchased lot of
new machinery and equipment for
the creamery, but he will not have it
here and set up as soon as he expected,
SO that he does not now expect to be
able to open the creamery for BUSH
ness before the 2Oth of this month.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The following services will be held
in the Lutheran church at Chokio next
Sunday, May IL: German Sunday
school at 9:15 a. M; German preach
ing at 10 O'Clock a. M; English preach
ing at 1880; English Sunday school
Immediately after the service. Gu
sTAv A. PILGRIM, Pastor. ..
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
To Students.

To the students of the Morris Public
schools and to any others who are in
terested in the study of stenography,
I would like to say that it is my in
tention to establish class, beginning
about the 10Th of May SO as not to in
terfere with their other studies and
giving tn EN- chance to finish before
school starts again.
A great many prefer the shorthand
profession to any other, but find it
impossible to leave home to attend a
Business College. To those I would
say that have acquired a perfect
knowledge of the study and will guar
antee perfect satisfaction at the same
time placing the tuition at such rate
as to enable all to take advantage.
Those who are interested please call
at the residence of Mrs. Thos.
Gaughan, near Catholic church so as
arrangements can be made before the
above named date.
MRS. S. E. BLONDHEIM.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

r. A. Stone, assistant attorney gen.
eral, was up from st. Paul over Sun
day on business. He has recently
been in the northern part of the state
investigating the car shortage there.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Mrs. Frank Malmberg was here
from CokaCo over Sunday, looking
over the c.. r. O.. johnson residence
recently purchased by Mr.. Malmberg
and new being repaired. Mrs. Maln-
berg will remove here in few months.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Clerk of Court Olson yesterday is
sued a marriage license to John A.
Krick, of Stearns county and Miss
Cora M. Bucklen, of Hancock. Miss
Bucklen has been teaching at Belgrade
in Stearns county this year.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

To Our Customers: Hereafter we
will sell repairs and pillow shares for
cash only. No deviation from this
ule in favor of anybody.
STONE & MUNRO.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Rev. Father George F. Arenth, who
has acted as pastor of the Assumption
church here during Father jones' va
cation, died at Pittsburg on Tuesday
morning.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Remember "The Girl From Chill"
compang deal out nothing but fun at
the Armory on Friday, May 18th.
Tickets, 25c, 35c and SOC. Reserved
seats at Krueger's.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Rev. Julius Parsons will preach at
the Congregational church tomorrow
morning on "The dwelling of Myst-
cry" The evening subject will be,
"Christian Aristocracy." The subject
for the Thursday evening prayer meet
ing will be "How Brethren Should be
Forgiven"
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The County Commissioners will meet
on May 10th, next Thursday, for the
Rnal hearing on the Chokio ditch, and
also for the transaction of general
business. At that time the Commits
sioners will hear any complaints on
the assessments of benefits and dam
ages of Ditch No 2.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Strayed from my Farm-A three
year old black colt and two
year old gray colt. Finder will be
suitably rewarded by notifying me or
VIVA. E. Norman.
18-tf J. FL. DEvENNEY.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Frank Hesler was here between
trains on Thursday, shaking hands
with old friends. He left for North
Dakota, where he will canvass for a
nursery company.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The Queen Esther Circle will give
an ice cream social next Wednesday
evening at the Methodist church. All
are cordially invited.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Pasture Stock Wanted-Pasture on
Section 10, Town of Swan Lake, ready
Immediately. Enquire of Herman
Woodke, R. F. D. No. 2, Morris. 1t
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The school closes this week (Friday)
in district %, after a nine months
term, very successfully taught by
Miss Evalyn Smith.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

At a meeting held at the Armory
last Saturday afternoon, the Stevens
County Cooperative Mercantile As
ISOLATION was organized. E. B. RIM
ker is president and Ray S. Roberts,
secretary of the organization.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Mrs. Max Buckentin will leave next
week, Wednesday, for North Yakima,
Wash, where Mr.. Buckentin is now
employed.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The Ladies' of the Social Union will
hold their regular monthly meeting
Wednesday afternoon, at 8 O'Clock, at
the home of Mrs. Frank Zahl A
full attendance is earnestly requested.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

FOR SALE-A small $4,000 Victor
safe as good as new for $500 Inquire
at the Morris Hotel restaurant.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Eye-sight restored. By DR.. Brokaw
eye specialist at Krueger's drug store,
Morris the 9Th and 9TH of every month.
Painful head and eyes made painless.
Prices always lowest.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Screens made to order that will fit
any door or window. Order now. o..
F. Tewksbury.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
For Sale.

Apple, Plum and Boxelder Trees,
Strawberry and Rhubarb Plants, Cur
rant, Spirea and Syrange bushes.
d ct D. T. WHEATON. i
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Artists have no trouble in securing
models. The famous beauties have
discarded corsets and have become
models in face and form siuce taking
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea. 35
cents, Tea or Tablets. r. Kruger.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The island Of Jamaica Is the Oldest
Of the British colonies and the largest
OF Great Britain's possessions In the
Caribbean seas.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Mark Watson was confined to his
room several days this week with
severe attack of neuralgia.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

1 will take stamp photos from now
on until June 1st.
1876 j. b. ANDERSON.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The Ladies' of the NJ. E. church will
serve dinner Decoration day. The
place will be announced later.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

d. T. Wheaton went to Starbuck
Tuesday, and has been spending the
week there surveying for bitches.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Judge Flaherty will be at Ortonville
next week to hold general term of
court there.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Judge s. A. Flaherty this week ap-
pointed J. G. Morrison as court COM
missioner.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Wanted-A girl for general house
work. All housekeeping work done.
ENQUIRE of Mrs. A. A. STONE. 18-tf
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Helen Smith, little daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. J. M. Smith, is quite sick
this week with the measles.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The Ladies' of the Social Union will
give their semi monthly food sale to-
day, Saturday May 11th), at Star
keys drug store.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

DR.. o. G. Nelson goes to Hancock
on the 10Th and 18th and consequently
his Morris Office will be closed on those
days.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The Tubular Cream Separator leads
all competitors. Call at Stone & Munro
for pamphlet, Business Dairying."
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Parties having cheap improved
farms for sale will do well to see A. A
Stone.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

For good homestead or a cheap
REIMBURSEMENT, write J. E. Mcmillan
Wheelock, N. D.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Chas. Vaughn was taken sick this
week. He is at the La Grande hotel.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Miss Marie E. Yarger has been quite
sick this week.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The ladies of the Norwegian Synod
church will meet with Mrs. Berger
next Thursday afternoon.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

A good painter wanted at once.
Apply to /. Peterson.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Carl Koehntop, of Swan Lake, who
was very sick last week, is now i'm
proving.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

It's too bad to see people who go
from day from day suffering from
physical weakness when HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea would make
them we'll. The greatest tonic known.
So cents. Tea or tablets.-J. R. Krue-
ger. .~..-
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Miss Mildred Trip is sick with an
attack of the measles.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Chapter % of the new laws should
receive the attention of dealers be-
fore they order their Fourth of July
supplies. Under it's provisions, it is a
misdemeanor to sell blank cartridge
pistols, blank cartridges, caps contain
ing dynamite, or fire crackers exceed
ing half inch in diameter or three
inches in length.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

%. The sewer digging machine has been
doing good work this week except for
delays occasioned by the unfavorable
weather and also by small breakdowns.
Over two blocks of the sewer has now
been put in. The ground between
Fourth and Fifth streets on Oregon
avenue was found to be soft and in
clined to cave, but the machine did
the work with small difficulty as COM
pared with what hand digging would
have been.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

N. Vinje and Max Trantow will
leave Sunday for st. Paul, where they
will spend several days on business.
On Tuesday and Wednesday they will
attend the Knights of Pythias grand
lodge as delegates from the local lodge.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Made in Morris. None better. The
Big Stone cigar.
O. O. Gordon, of Scott, is reported
seriously sick.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

The ladies of the Assumption church
will serve dinner Decoration day in
the Harris building.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Mrs. Farnum, of Glenwood, has been
a guest of Mrs. FL. Clark for lew
days this week.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Ell. B. Lund, practical matchmaker
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Miss Gertrude Darling has returned
from sojourn with friends in the
Twin Cities.
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11

Smoke the Big Stone cigar. It is
made in Morris.
Miss Donovan, who has been quite
sick, is now better.
Mrs. A. III. Danielson has been SER
iously i'll this week.
Mr.. Benn is visiting his son William
at Hancock this week.
Mrs. L. E. Pearce has as guest for
few weeks, Mrs. VIM. Darling, of
st. Paul.
Miss Gertrude Darling has returned
from sojourn with friends in the
Twin Cities.
Mrs. Farnum, of Glenwood, has been
a guest of Mrs. III. Clark for lew
days this week.
The ladies of the Assumption church
will serve dinner Decoration day in
the Harris building.
Helen Smith, little daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. J. NJ. Smith, is quite sick
this week with the measles.
The Ladies' of the NJ. E. church will
serve dinner Decoration day. The
place will be announced later.
The Queen Esther Circle will give