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Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
A Toast To Laughter.

Here's to laughter, the sunshine of
the soul, the happiness OF the heart.
the leaven of youth. the privilege Of
purity. the echo OF innocence. the
treasure OF the humble. the wealth Of
the poor. the bead Of the cup Of pleas
ure; II dispels detection. banishe~
blues. and mangles melancholy; for its
the foe OF woe, the destroyer of depeS
sion, the enemy OF grief; IL makes
kings envy the peasants, plutOcrGt>
envy the poor, the guilty envy the in.
pocent; it's the sheen on the silver Of
smiles, the CLINT Of the gold OF gladnesS; /;
without II humor would disappear. and
smiles would shrivel. for it's glow of a
clean conscience. the voice OF a pure
soul the birth cry Of mirth. the swan
song Of sadness. Laughter.-Life.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
MOVING PICTURE MACHINE eXPlODeS.

Psducah, March 2O.-A stampede
in the Kory Electrical Theatre, fol-
lowing the explosion of a moving
picture machine yesterday afternoon
at o clock, resulting in the injury
if the following.
Florro McCann age -. Jerome
Chapel II years old Ruth Reems II
year old, and John Baxter.
The film of the picture machine
took fire causing the stampede.
Children filled the theatre, having
been admitted free. Corwin Luck
more. an actor, had to knock men
down to get them from the door which
they bloekaded. Mary Farrell II
years old, was pulled thru the ticket
window by three men in time to pre-
vent being crushed to death.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Moody Offers His Cure.

Dwight T.. Moody once called Oh a
ministerial brother in an eastern
town, desiring 10 spend the next day,
Sunday. with him. The minister was
agreeable, but said that he was
ashamed 10 ask Moody 10 preach.
Why asked Mr. Moody.
We'll" was the reply. "our people
have got such habit OF going out
before the close Of the meeting that
il would he an imposition on Il
stranger"
Il will preach" said Moody.
When Sunday arrived Mr.. Moody
cDened the meeting, and then encour-
agingly said: My hearers. | am 60
ing 10 speak 10 two sorts today-tne
sinners first. then the saints" After
earnestly addressing the supposed sin
ners, he said that they could now take
their hats and go. But the whole con
gregation waited and heard hin 10 the
end.-Roston Herald.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
ACTUALLY CURES CATARRH
Haynes & TgIor'S Faith In Hyomsl Is 50
Strong They Sell II Under Guarantee.

Haynes 4 Taylor back up their
faith in Hyomei as a cure for catarrh
and bronchial troubles with positive
guarantee that if it does not cure the
money will be refunded.
Hyomei is based as natures way of
curing catarrh. 1t contains concen-
trated healing oils and gums of the
pine woods, prepared in such form
that they can be brought into your
own home, with the same results as
though you lived out of doors in the
Adirondacks and in this way you can
be cured of catarrh and affections of
the nose, throat, and lungs while at
home or at work.
The complete hyomei outfit cost
but 81. 90, extra bottles, if needed
may be obtained for SOC. With Hy-
omei, catarrh can be cured pleasantly
and easily at small expense with n
risk of the treatment costing penny
unless it cures.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Kentucky

! love her spire hung caves, her frag
rant flowers,
Her cliHy rough-hewn rocks. her
birded bowers
Hcr ripping springs and streams.
her ireshct showers,
Her hill and mountain tops, her city
towers
! loye her Blue Gras, wales. her ,il.
lcrs plod
Her rugged mountaincer.. her ,ports-
men game.
Her graciou. gentle folks. her miner +.
prod,
Her pre- eminent smeu. ber men Of
fame.
prize her blooded horse. her cattle
6nc
Her tobacco aud wheat her corn and
wine,
Her stone, oil, clsY. par, coal. her
lcad-fi mine.
I love her "Pcnnyrile, her rock
bound Rhine.
Her naive aud pretty maids. her
bright sunshine.
For one and all, thank the God
divine
r. Juhu. Foh-.
The above from 7. Julius Fohs, of
Lcrngtou, d. being published aud
copied ~ many journals and new
papers.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
ANTHRACITE COAL FOUND
Sensational Discovery Report 10 Have
Been Made.

Cairo, H., March ls.-The discov-
cry Of j-foot vein of anthracite
coal has been made within three
miles of Marion, 40 feet down in
the shaft Of the Spilertown Coke n
Coal company. The coal is declared
to be equal in every respect to the
finest Pennsylvania grade.
Test made by Mr, Wilkerson, presi
dent OF the company, and an expert
minerologist with an international
reputation, show that the coke from
the coal runs in fixed carbon %. 10.
The coal shows a run of thermal un-
its Of II. .26. These great figures in
dicate that the coal is the finest on
the continent, besides containing a
high grade of neutral tar and anon
ia.
The test have been carried on with
the greatest secrecy. In the mean
rime the mining rights on the thous-
ands Of acres in the vicinity have
been secured.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
NeIghbOrS Got Fooled

Il was literally coughing myself to
death, and become too weak TO leave
my bed; and neighbors predicted that |
would never leave it alive; but they
got fooled, for thanks be TO God, / was
induced to try DR.. Kings New Discov-
cry. 1t took just four one dollar bot
ties TO completely cure the cough and
restore me to good sound health, p"
writes Mrs. Eva Uncapher, of Grover
town, Stark Co., Ind. This King Of
cough and cold cures, and healer Of
throat and lungs. is guaranteed by
Haynes & Taylor, Druggist SOC.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
A Novel Idea.

The wife OF a well known artist
when she entertains at dinner uses for
table decorations little squares OF
white with gay red flowers, on which
are set little trees made Of branches Of
real leaves dipped in a preservstive.
The arrangement suggests an Italian
garden. Half of the tiny trees are per
fectly round. the others long, slender
and pointed at the tops. Alternate
trees have little garlands OF bright red
berries. In the others berries are put
in here and there TO give a touch OF
color. The srboreal favors were
brought over from Germany by this
economical young woman, who finds
n dozen OF them give a charming ef-
feet and save her from spending
money on flowers.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
FORDS FERRY
The Ohio river is still rising.

The Ohio river is still rising.
The farmers have begun to hustle
for all they are worth
Wheat is growing fine.
A good crop of oats has been sown
in this vicinity.
The school at Heath closed Friday
March 10. 4 fine dinner was spread
and Prof. Powell received many
thanks for the successful school he
has taught at that place.
Bud Daniels is back from an ex-
tended hunting trip in the wilds of
Arkansas. He brought back deer
hide and catamount skin as trophies
Of his trip.
Lige Curry has lately bought lot
Of timber just across the river in III.
John Denver, of Hopkins county
who has been visiting his brother,
Marion at Cavein-Rock stopped here
the first of the week on his way home.
Mrs. Tom Williams who has been
quite sick for several days is very
much improved.
Miss Edith Crisp, of Baker, is the
guest OF relatives near here this week.
Elizabeth Kirk has been quite
sick for several days.
Lee Barnes will haul fish to Ma
rion this spring for Smith q Hill.
Charlie Daniels is working for
Will Avis.
Geo. Hughes has lately sold a
pair of mules to Union county
farmer for s322.50.
Wallace Cliff was at Iron Hill
Wednesday.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28

Every family should have repre-
sentative newspaper from the metrop-
oils of a State, in addition to the
home newspaper. The Louisville
Herald is up-to-date in its news SER
wee, is clean aud bright and meets
every requirement. The publisher
of this paper has arranged to club
The CRITTENDEN RECoRD-PREss
with the Daily Herald and offers the
two papers at 81. 90 per year. The
special price quoted by The Louis
vile Herald is for a limited period
only Send in your subscription to
us before this splendid offer expires.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Lesson for Merchants.

There is lesson for eve y mer-
chant IN the experience told by a rep
resentative of Chicago mail order
house to a gathering a newspaper
men up IN Iowa. He sald that mail
order business depended entirely up.
on advertising. He made one re-
mark that merchants should heed.
He says that they take the local
papers and directed their special ef-
forts to communities where the mer-
chants were not up-to-date adver-
tisers. II the mail order man finds
that any line of business in any
town or city is.not well advertised,
as for instance furniture, he said
that they food that territory with
their literature and always with sat
isfactory results. He believed it
true. He said that country mer-
chants could greatly cripple the
mail order houses if they would ad-
yertise freely and in the right man
ner He said that every advertise
ment should describe the articles to
be sold and state the price. Here
IS food for thought by merchants
who fear the effect Of mail order
houses.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
BLACKBURN

Little Gobel Travis, son of Tom
Travis, is very III with pneumonia
fever.
Mr.. Mamie Eskew is improving.
Clarence DAVIS has been sick for
the past week, but j. much better
now.
Mrs. Tom Fralick is improving
nicely.
Alec. Benlemd's family visited
Ebert Spickard, Saturday and Sun
day.
Ernest Davis was in Tribune neigh.
borhood Sunday.
l.. VI. Travis is visiting in Marion
this week.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Wise COunSIl From The South

II want TO give some valuable ad-
vice to those who suffer with lame
back and kidney trouble" says j. R.
Blankinship, of Beck, Tenn. IL have
proved to an absolute certainty that
Electric Bitters will positively cure
this distressing condition. The first
bottle gave me great relief and after
taking a few more bottles, / was COM
pletely cured; so completely cured that
IT becomes a pleasure TO recommend
this great remedy" Sold under guar
antee at Haynes and Taylor's drug
store. Price SOC.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
IRON HILL

Leonard Kemp j, very i'll Of ty-
phoid fever
There we're good sized congrega-
tions at Sugar Grove Saturday and
sunday.
p II. Dcboe and daughter, Men
dozen. Of Marion, were the guests
Of Edd Perry's family last week.
=. y. Robertson, Of Utica, per
iectcd an organization of the Ameri-
can Society of Equity at Olive
Branch last Thursday night with
twelve charter members. II. y.
Lamb was elected president.
Married at the home of the BRIDE :
father. Mr.. j. NJ. Walker, Sunday
morning, March Il, Miss Pearl
Walker to Mr. Henry Butler. Rev.
Oakley officiating. They have the
best wishes of a host of friends.
The musical at Joseph Boyd's was
enjoyed by all Saturday night.
Several from Creswell attended the
musical Saturday night
Rev Moore will preach at Black
burn the second Saturday in April,
3 o'clock p m. Rev. Vaughn at :
o clock p. m. Rev. Jim McNealy
Sunday at II O'Clock a. m. All of
the members must attend Saturday
and Sunday.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Health in the Canal Zone

The high wages paid make it NIGH
ty temptation to our young artisans to
join the force of skilled workmen need
ed to construct the Panama Canal.
Many are restrained however by the
fear Of feAers and malaria. 1t is the
knowing ones-those who have used
Electric Bitters, who go there without
this fear, well knowing they are safe
from malar!ous influence with Electric
Bitters on hand. Cures blood poison
too biliousness, weakness and all stom.
ach, liver and kidney troubles Guaran
teed by j. H. Orme druggist. SOC.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
PETIT LARCENY CHARGE
Upheld BY lhs Supreme Court for Parties
Taking Paper and Refusing 10
Pay 'ur Same.

\ newspaper IN Crlevlle. Ohio,
brought suit against forty-three
men who would not pay their sub
-criptioos, and obtained judgment in
each case for the amount of each
claim. Of these twenty-eight made
affidavit that that they owned no
more than the law allowed. thus pre-
venting an attachment. Then under
the decision Of the Supreme Court
they we're arrested for petit larceny
and bound over in the sum Of $500
each. All but .ix gave the bond,
while ,i1 went 20 jail. The new postal
laW MAKES it larceny to take a paper
from the po.tofhce aud refuse to pay
for it
We trust, however. that We will
not have 20 resort 10 this method to
collect a few subscriptions which are
owing 60 u- now aud which the par
tie. have heretofore refused TO pay.
We must have them, nevertheless,
and will collcc, them at all hazards.
-CadiI Record.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Rising from The Grave

4 prominent manufacture. VIM. A.
FcrtWell. Of LucAma. n c., relates q
most remarkable experience. He says.
After taking less than three bottles
of.Electric Bitters. l feel like one rising
from the grave. Ny trouble Is Bright's
disease. IN the Diabetes stage fully
believe Electric Bitters will cure me
pcrmantly. for It has already stopped
the liver and bladder complications
which have troubled me for years -
Guaranteed at Haynes q Taylor's
druggist. Price only Joc.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
G. B. Burhans Testifes After -Four
Years

OBJ Eafhant. q carlisle Center y :.
~fitcf About ioar seaI aeo Z ~roie you siauns
thai bad been sntfely cured Of a severe kidney
ucahle b, taking los than two bosdes of Foley 81
kidncy Core i enufeh ,topped the brick
dutt ,cdrment .ud paiu and symptoms q Md
ney dissase disappeared am clad to say that
have never had return ~ an, oi these ymp
toms during the fouf years that have elapsed and
: an evidently cured Co. sisy cured and heaftly
recommend Foley Is kidne, Cure &C. an, one suffer
iHg frcm sidney of bladder touble. u Orme
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is
Both Agreeable and Effective

Chamberlains Cough Remedy has no superior
for coughs. colds and Group. and the fact that il
Is pleasant TO take and contains nothing in any
way yinurious has made it favorite with mothers.
Mr. W s. Pelham. a merchant Of kirksville,
Iowa says For more than twenty years Cham
bsrlains Cough Remedy has been my leading
remedy for all throat troubles. II is especially
successful in cases Of Group. Children like it
and my customers who have used il will not take
any other" For sale by u Ome he leading
druggist in western XIV
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Electric Light Notes

Electric lights burned all night
will be charged for extra cent per
night, 50 60 per annum. If the
charge is overlooked any month will
be added later. We have the list
and are keeping the records cor
rectly.
MARION ELECTRIC LIGHT 4 Ice Co.
INCORPORATED
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Clears The Complexion.

Ouno Laxative Fruit Syrup stimulates the liver
and thoroughly cleanses the system and clears
the complexion Of pimples and blotches II is
the best laxative for women and children as it is
mild and pleasant and does not grippe OF sicken.
Orino is much superior to pills aperient waters
and all ordinary cathartics it does not irritate
the stomach and bowels. ! n Orme.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28

Rheumatic sufferers can have free
sample Of DR.. Shops Rheumatic rem
edy with book on Rheumatism by
simply writing DR.. Shoop, Racine, Wis.
This book will explain how DIR. Shoop's
Rheumatic Remedy successfully drives
Rheumatism out of the blood. This
remedy is not a relief only. 1t aims to
clear the blood entirely of Rheumatic
poisons. and then rheumatism must
die a natural death. Sold by Haynes
& Taylor.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28

The Beaumont soap factory At
Mayhcld winch made the only soap
mentioned 10 the Bible Fuller soap
vas burned Saturday morning The
plant has had an unusual uniortuu-
ate career. II cost sIs 600 90 aud
va sold recently for e., 10000 al
time Of fre there wa 81 100000 in
.uranco on u.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
A Valuable Lesson

six years ago learned a valuable
lesson. writes John Pleasant, of Mag
nolia, Ind. II then began taking Dr.
Kings New life Pills, and the longer
/ take them the better | find them. !"
They please everybody. Guaranteed
at Haynes & Taylor. druggist 25c.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Rheumatic Pains Relieved

u p. Cfoctef Isq now f wear. . ace and
f.. ruent, year, Justice - ihs peace st Martin
t.-. Iowa tays. = sm terribly afflicted with
...auc rheumatism .n m, ieit arm and ught ms.
have nssd three bottles of Chamberlain Pain
Balm and be d,d m, lots e sood. ior sale t' %
U.fIr ths leading dfuggist in western Nv
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28

Piles get quick relief from DR..
Shoop's Magic Ointment. Remember
its made alone for piles and its works
with certainty and satisfaction. Itch
ing. painful protruding or blind piles
disappear like magic by its use. Try
it and see. Hanyes & Taylor.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28

kODOL digests what you eat and quickly over
comes indigestion, which is foierunner Of Dys-
pepsia Il is made in strict conformity to the
National Pure Food and Drugs Law and Is sold
on guarantee relief plan Sold by II Orme
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28
Marriage llrsnss.

". l.. Hatley to Eta Prl,cctt
g.. T. Enoch TO Stella Hill
G.. ". Fowler to Beatrice tilore.
:. II. Paris to Mary T.. Crayue.
Elma +. Parish TO Carrie May
Oliver.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28

I bought hftyoen bottle Of KODOL and
the benefit received all the gold in Georgia
could not buy. In three months was we'll and
hearty. May you live long and prosper,"-C N
Cornell Roding, Ga, Ioo6 Kodol For Dyspepsia
is sold by II Orme.
Crittenden record=press., 1907-03-28

peWius Little Early Kiser scatter the gloom
~ .iok -headach and biliousness. Sold b'
N.me
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1907-03-15
Order Limiting Time to File Claims
And for Hearing Thereon.

Estate of John r. James, Deceased
State of Minnesota. County of St. Louis, in
Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of John R.
James. decedent
Letters of administration having been
granted to Mary H. James.
1t is ordered. That the time within which
all creditors of the above named decedent
may present claims against his estate in this
court, be, and the same hereby is. limited to
three months from and after the date hereof,
and that Monday the 18th day of June. 1907, at
ten O'clock, A. NJ, in the Probate Court
Rooms at the Court House at Duluth in said
county, be- and the same hereby is. fixed and
appointed as the time and place for hearing
upon the examination, adjustment and
allowance of such claims as shall be present.
ed within the time aforesaid.
Let notice hereof be given by the putlica-
ton of this order in The Virginia Enterprise
a weekly newspaper printed and published in
Virginia, in said county, as provided by law.
Dated at Duluth. MIMI, March 18th, 1907
CsEAI.l J. B. M1DDLECOFF,
Judge of Probate
Mar.15-29
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1907-03-15

The Commercial Club of Eveleth
has recommended that the city
council live and act according to
law in the granting of the street
railway franchise, by advertising
such franchise for sale to the high
est bidder. The same point was
brought up relative to the granting
of the franchise here, but was not
taken into consideration when the
council got ready to act. It now
remains to be seen whether or
not the Eveleth council will have
something handed them-a lemon,
for instance-or whether they will
proceed to get price for the priv
ilege asked.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1907-03-15

of this country in the past hundred
and fifty years, in which America
has grown from dependent coun.
try to one of the foremost industrial
nations of the world, and concluded
his address with the prophesy that
the day is fast approaching when
all struggles between labor and
capital shall cease, when equality
shall exist between all people, and
when the nations of the earth shall
know of no war, when universal
peace shall prevail.
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1907-03-15
Political and Social Questions of Swe
den and America.

David Holmgren, mem Der of the
Swedish "Riksdag" who is making
tour of the United States deliver.
ing temperance lectures and politi.
cal addresses, spoke to a good au.
dience at Hawkinson's Hall Satur.
day evening on 1.-THE Political and
Social Questions of Sweden and
America Viewed from the Laborer's
Side."
He cited many existing condi-
tons in the old country as very alb.
surd, especially the oppression of
the young men who are forced to
serve in the army from the age of
twenty-one to forty-a system which
impoverishes the country by taking
the healthy young men from work
in the fields and factories, and by
such compulsion driving the young
men away and depriving the coun-
try of it's vitality.
Mr.. Holmgren touched the labor
question very skillfully, stating the
vast difference existing between Ia
Dor and capital in the present age
az compared with one thousand five
hundred years ago, when the great
majority of laborers were slaves
and were compelled to obey their
tyrannic masters. He considered
capital the greatest evil of our
country, yet many are bending
their knees before the golden calf
and exerting themselves to the ut.
termost to serve and obtain the fa-
vor OF capital. He also expressed
satisfaction at the victories gained
by labor in the past few decades
and the general industrial advance
The Virginia enterprise. [volume] (Virginia, St. Louis County, Minn.) 1893-19??, 1907-03-15
Card of Thanks.

To the many friends who by their
acts of sympathetic kindness 80
ably assisted me during the late
illness and death of my beloved
wife, 1 desire to express my heart
felt gratitude.
Especially to the members Of
Virginia Camp No. 2955, NJ. w. A..
do express thanks for the kind.
ly membranes and floral me.
mentos received. MATT PELMAS.