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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
PRETTY OHIO GIRLS STORM
HOTEL; INVADE CITY TODAY
Arrival Of Party Of Thirty Caused Stir at Lexington
Last Night Passing Through on Way to
JAMESTOWN Exposition.

Quoted parties have stopped at the
Lexington lately that Colonel Dodson,
Mr.. Christmas and the others are not
as shy as they were some time ago.
All this is very pleasant for the strang-
ers, as they are led into the right
Sightseeing channels and are able.
therefore. to see more than might be
the, case otherwise.
During their stay at tho exposition
the visitors will be entertained a,
n banquet in the Ohio Building and
several other functions VIII be ar
ranged in their honor.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
SHOT TWICE OVER
TWENTY CENTS
Robert Muller, After Being
Wounded, Walks TO City
Home

In a quarrel over twenty cents, the
winnings in crap game, Robert Null
Ter was shot twice by Walter Thomas,
who, after being knocked down by
Muller escaped. The shooting occurred
on Gilmore Street, Whcncethe wounded
negro walked 10 the City Home Dr,
Woodson of the City Home, extracted
one bullet from the arm, but was I'M
able to locate the other last night, The
man was not seriously injured.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12

Committees in charge OF the Labor
Day program are getting matters in.
shape for the celebration here on sep
TENDER I'd, and AT meeting Of The
general workers Tonight the names
of The speakers VIII be announced, An
dolpI Hearst deliver the address OF
the occasion, but he had ~ decline ass
ilo had already accepted az invitation
from the Noffolk unions and viii Up-
peal there with Samuel Gomper3. How
ever, tho localspeople VIII have yelty
attractive program, and they are work.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12

ceremonies, ard CHIEF Marshal >. !.
lPowell Mn make report Tonight,
showing what has been aGco'npllai'e,hl,
Iand much attcnti0n VIII ne slYen 20
program details. the idea b@ing 10 sur-
jpass all records heretofore In the NUM-
her ana variety or amusemhn 4. ms
ioratorical featGres, OF course, VIII have
Itlq prominence they deserve, bur these
4 viii not bc long drawn ont lhe
l.pnranc will cover asWtde territory, y M
Iufter reaGhtls lakewood, the eroWdS
win be rntfrt a5ret. m q lalaslnGF lppfs
ioughlN IN Keeping Win the Spltit 81
! lue oCCuaiOll.H ...E.1-. 9a-.-s 81
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
roy sTUNG BY BEE;
DIES FROM LOCI<JANV

PHILADELPHIA. PA. August H.
Declared by Philadelphians to be the
first case of the kind in medical rec
ords, Ralph Foy. four years old, died
from lockjaw caused by the sting Of
bee. in the Municipal Hospital to-
day. Every remedy known to science
was tried. but the disease was most
yirulent and developed steadily, anti
the boy died in terrible agony. The
boy was the son Of Charles II. Foy
wealthy merchant living in Lawndale.
n fashionable suburb
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
TO BRING ADDRESS
FROM ARCHBISHOP
WIDELY I<A.l ATE


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III ~
secretFl n az ''s
agation Il tie GesfSl El > ms ateept'
ed ,lie iiv.&ti8li 5gt non BY the pre-
o,ah,g big.,r, I'D st.g Al, Church
10 attend ,ir l6plsaopa q, e,ll NJ
eention III itiULu3iiid Iii lsiueeM viii
be one Of TIC cmisp,cu4as figures OF a
notable gaide,itg
Bishop MontGolneT Eas tren secrv-
taiN OF 'tl' soclpt% ipl y 2 los' SIN
years. Lawns heaih .hiiSu - w = 20 -.
On. otiiSn lt9i,i w '5'g - ,',,.,'i't,n
ou'S, n ~, ..i',,,.,,,,s ,,.,,,tS
-. ~. Nm b,,t,t., SD.
- niSrns. A., r,,.,vef.tion from
tin AI.cSI,al-,,, 10 ,,antarb,ls.y s,s pTes,
idnrt ~ tlYc5 Saricty FOR tbp Propata /.
zion of tie Gospel IN lis school DAYS
he was the most successful puoii IL
outdoor games, While as Bishop of Tas'
mania Nc spent lS0 days OF the year
travelling on horseback ana on root 10
the miners camps or visiting me scat
1ereu se''leiheh's on we lSiailu'
SON OF ""'er'"''
bishop MontS"i'le[S W's 49, 90. -.
Z SaWhPorr' i1'"lo' W''tle NJ t''t.et, -,
49, ,,,,,,fah >n.,rainof,o a ,v,itnr In
w.
Harrow. where he was in the cricket
eleven for three wears ana was cap
tain of the football eleven In races
he won everything in the quarter
mile events and took prizes in fencing.
both slnelesticls and foils. From Har-
row ba v,oni ia Trinity College Cam
bridge where he was the same wear
cs Arthur nalfour AS early as that
he had made up his mind to enter tn.
ministry and found time to do church
work while pursuing his undergrad
nate course.
After leaving the university he read
theology with DR.. Vaughan. master OF
,be Temnln. ANA began his work in
bolv orders as curate nj uurstnior-
mont IN sussex Ills second charge
,..s in R1ackfriars Road in ono Of
~ noorest ,,,rts o~ I ,onaon IJcrn no
,,,orLed for wo ana /, halfyoors Later
ha became c,,rata ~ Dr Irarrar nj s.
M,r,,arot,s yvestminstar ana AZ ,ho
o,,,o .,, 1,o,, c+,,,,.
IN 1s7o he yas annointca vicar of ST.
Marks. Kennington. where he worked
until called 10 the See of Tasmania
ten wears later.
a.. , r,,.,,
Inc pishop was ctichet piaSer,
ana also wrote aoou, cilcket' ne oe-
scrlDes cricket as tiie sfeatesl out-
ooor game IN 'i,e "or''' ~ . i''ote
than game; 1t Is an education | am
ready to own that, mad 1t not peen
for a long apprenticeship to TINS sport
] should not have learned some OF the
most priceless lessons of life-7lessons
which are indispensable for all, how
ever high they may rise in church or
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
DEATHS.
NLoRIEN,-

Walnut Street. August 18th. at 6
p. NJ, RICHARD Is. MORllIN son or
the late Richard *. and Ellzabetn
Morion lie Is survived by his wife.
six children and one brother.
Funeral at 10 o'clock TUESDAY
MORNING from Sacred Heart Cathe-
dral. Friends invited.
STARK 10, Died Sunday morning at
f. 1890 o'clock, al the home Of her
parents, ANNIE LUCILLE, only taugh-
z ten Of John w. and Annie Meanley
Starke, aged three years and nine
months.
The funeral will take place from
the Residence, $40 East Clay street,
az i:S0 Tells (MondaSp AFTERNOON.
Frlends Of the family are invited
. to attend, +
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
READS "nDW no SWIM,
THEN MAN. SINKS IN LAKE

MADISON, WIS. August l1,-~Because
hn desired 10 learn to swim although
alNty-tlve years. old, Elliott Bibbins, y
hotel clerk. drowned to-day In Lake
Monona. A travelling man presented
Rim with a.boolS on How to swim,
and Bihpins waded out IN the lake 70
follow the houk'a inetructlpns re was
too feebio - Stand in four rect OF
water,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
JUDGE ARRESTED FOR
A DOCTORS MURDER.

HOUSTON, August 11.--Judge s. -
short was arrested al Center Tex
yesterday. while holding court, on an
charging him with the
murder OF Dr. Mike Paul last fall.
ar, Paul WAS on. Of a crowd pur-
suing negro. Dick Garrett who took
refuge in the home Of Judge Shot
and fired on the pursucrs. killing pr
Paul. Garrett was hanged,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
OBITUARY.
Nlrs, ANN Cool.

Especial to The Times-Dispatch.l
MaM Jas from san n Hnsus Aug n
county Va, to-day announce the death
OF Mrs. Anna Cool, widow Of Philin
Cool, after a lingering illness, aged
of principal Newton u. Cool Of the
Winchester public schools. Five other
children survive. She was promi-
pent member Of the German Baptist
Church. Her father was John Sanger.
pioneer of Augusta county.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
I.ITTLE LEET no DO.
jacob GunstcIi Tries Everything on
Alfred Adams.

Alfred Adams.
Jacob Gunstell was accused of all
manner Of crime, and all IN one war
rant, last night. The warrant was
sworn out by Alfred Adams, who said
that Gunstell did unawfu'ly assault.
curse and abuse and threaten to cut
with knife and take tho life of
the said Alfred Adams" The man was
arrested by Policemen Matt and Da-
wilson.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
SUSPECTS s.,ooo,ooo

COLORADO LAND FRAUD.
GRAND JUNCTION August IL
Ralph Kelly special agent Of the Cen
eral Land Office at Washington, yes
terday completed Investigations Of the
charges Of alleged conspiracy to de-
fraud the government made against
Company.
Kelly announced that Federal
grand jury will take evidence as to
how 5000 acres of the most valuable
government land in the Grand Valley
WAS acquired. The land is said TO be
worth $2,0O0,000
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
Personals nnd Briefs.

Mrs. w. T. Reams, of Porter Street,
is visiting relatives in Norfolk.
The funeral OF Edward. the infant
son of Mr. and Mrs. Montague Heenan,
who died Saturday at noon, took place
from the home yesterday at $40
o'clock. The services We're conducted
by Rev. j. # McSparran and the5inter-
ment was made in Maury Cemetery.
Services at the Presbyterian Church
yesterday We're conducted in the lee
ture-room, owing to the fact that the.
main body of the church is undergoing
repairs.
The condition Of Mrs, Moore, OF
Swanshoro, who is at the Memorial
Hospital, remains unchanged.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12

Policeman Beverly Warriner. OF nc
trist District. ana Miss Ruth l.andrum
Biunkonship, OF No. u IL Maiden
Lane, oregon Hill who clipped to ila'.
ifnN. n. c., Thursday morning. ana
were married at the Halifax Hotel,
have returned TO the city, ana are now
at home al No. 1907 North twenty
second street rairmornt
The young couple had known each
other for some years They wanted
to be married. but Mrs Blankenship y,
rho says the bride is but sixteen years
OF age. declared her daughter TOO
Young. The couple Thought otherwise,
and as love laughs at locksWitIs,
mothers and all other obstacles tile
young people decided that they Wouia
take resort in some Gretna Green.
Carly Thursday morning Miss bian-
kcnship left her home, ostensibly TO
nj tlir depot .and they We're soon
speeding on their way to Cafollna'
where the nuptial knot was tied.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
Republicans to Place Candidate
III Field for the Legis-
1aturc.
Mr.. sHO7WEI-l- IMPROVED
Infant Son Of Mr.. and Mrs,
Heenan Buried Yesterday.
Personal Mention.
Manchester Bureau, Times-Dispatch
No. i102 Hull Street

It is stated positively that the RE-
publieans in this district viii place a
candidate for the House of Delegates
in the field as soon as the Democrats
primary is over next Thursday. a
prominent man in Republican circles
said yesterday that they had already
picked out their candidate. who is d
strong man. 1t is hardly probable that
he will make much of a showing
against either of the Democratic cam
ddates. Tho Republicans will not
place mar in the field for the State
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12

hns ome
q II the increu in values
The
In nn
n In he n most
secto o hmon
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-08-12
For Violating Curfc,r.

r. Z. Satohfield will come before the
Mayor this morning to answer to the
charge of violating the "curfew' law.
The police We're instructed recently to
enforce the measure rigidly
j. w. Broadna& VIII come before tn q
Mayor to-day to answer to the charge
of keeping o vicious dog.
Earnest Eggleston and Topsy Jones
(colored) will be UP to-day on the
charge Of lighting.
f. T. Turner, charged with being
disorderly on Richmond and Peters
burg car, Will appear in Police Court
this morning.
Charles Lower will answer to the
charge of being drunk.
,Ir. Shotwell Improves.
Mr.. A. D. Shotwcll, who has been Sc
riousy i'll at the William Byrd Hos
pital, was reported last night to be
greatly improved. His condition now
is regarded as very favorable and his
speedy recovery is expected.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
IN BEDTIME HOURS
SHORT DISCOURSE ON PROPER
METHODS OF SLEEP.
Writer Declares the Human Race Docs
Not Know How Properly 10 Woo
Natures Sweet Restorsr''-
Beware the Snocer.

Nan Is The OUly animal that sleeps
on It's back. says the New York Press
Many anlmula sleep on their sides.
but most flcep phone that Is. race
down Dogs uoyor dream when prone.
but invariably de- So when sleeping
oh thcir side an ut as from the
country have seen Htme the hound
chasing rabbits Ia his sleep An ami,
mai would be perfectly holblcss Il it
slcpr ou its back Nnd so is man help.
less ia that position
" sunlc other fellow wants a fortune
lot him inycrt pillow that viii allow
n man oi woman cor child TO sleep face
down without having 20 twist the neck
nearly oui of Joint. We still style II
tho "back.up cure and Introduce IL I'm
All homes. There is uU excuse for
lying on the back and Keeping the
spine hot all night. while the front OF
the body--the abdomen. The stomach,
the chest. the throat. ctc.-is allowed
10 become Chilled a hot spine is a
disease generator. Aud GA the other
hand, Il cold spine is death.
Snoring is au Internal nuisance to
cvcry one except the sHoTcr. People
who sleep OF their fronts never snorc.
Those who sleep on their backs In
variahly do The palate ms we know
it is Iho roof uf the mouth and the
floor of the nose Some style IT the
hard palaic Pack near the throat is
the soft ualDte. When you sleep on
your back tls SETS down about the
breathing apparatus and you more.
Some SuurcS .T' turse than The mid
u'ght howl OF q LyNul. Never merry a
woman that snorts Ask her before
yen propose if she is addicted TO snor.
ing. aud if she says yea avoid her.
1t Is much easier to relax when
sleeping on your front than when
sleeping on your back. And what we
all need after touching the bed at
night is relaxation. 1t is billion
pitics that some scientist cannot teach
the art of relaxing. Our strenuous
life. OF course. is not blamelcss in this
matter. We go to bed in excitement
and the nerves are strung all night
That is to say. We so to bed in full
tune like a piano. and cannot possibly
let the strings down Therefore we
do not rest Could we relax We could
sleep four or Ave hours and arise re
freshed: but as We cannot relax. we
groan and dream and sweat aud roll
over aud have remOrso for eight or
nine hours. and get up with swelled
head
Every man and woman in this coun
try was brought mp with the notion
that If The feet were higher than the
head in sleeping all the blood would
rush to the head and cause strangula
ton. This is the verlost rot. Ad.
vanced physicians now advocate the
/ elevated feet for the euro Of insomnia
| Hang your legs over tho foo,bUard,
y Pct sd of vn!fr inflow. and go - Slccr
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
AN ANCIENT WHEEzE,


THE world would he happier" re-.
marks Judge. "if people who want to
possess everything they like would be
content with liking everything they
possess Or words to that effect.
We quote merely AS an example of
how one of the seven original jokes
crops up periodically. This one hath
thousand Gorms--take the recipe and
make your own joke For insta nee:
"She-Sho goes wherever she
pleases, doesn't she?
"He-Yes. and sho plcases whe eyer
she goes"
Or:
"Smith-You seem to Ike wha e,e,
You eat.
Jones-Yes, and eat whot2 " r
like"
Isn't # easy? We hate to g; nose
the tricks Of the trade but we 80
this variation resurrectcd the hs
day:
Mrs. A.-Are you able to pics Il.
those cherries Yourself. Mrs b.?
Mrs. D.-WelI. I pick what caa
Mrs. A.-And then?
Mrs. B,--Thcn can what pick. ="
o slush '-.Cleveland Leader.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
The Prudent piper.

Thomas r. Ryan. The noted fnan.
cier. was talking about music In tho
smoke room Of tic Deutschland.
Il like all music he said, except
such native mud special sorts as the
tomtom. thc bagpipes, OF the Indian
lutaa give OF.
Speaking Of bagplpes. did You ever
notice how a piper Frances up and
down as he pipes? He never sits. he
never stands stll. but mp and down.
round and round to ard fro he strnts
continually.
IA little boy. listening TO the weird
ekirl Of the bagpipes OF street per.
former. once said TO his father:
Father, why does the piper keep
on the move all the tLne he plays?
cant say. my boy the father
answered. unless It is TO prevent any
one getting the range with a cobble.
stone
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
Sympathy leans to leas.

There is one appeal to charity that
Is pretty sure t. be answered" said a
phiianthropist That is a request for
an artificial leg Legs. somehow. are
warmly appreciated by the general
public. and the fellow who has TO
scrape along without one is the obiec,
of sincere commiscration. During my
is years experience in ph:lanthropic
work ] have issued appeals 10 the
people az large on behalf Of persons
who wanted various parts OF their an
atomy replaced Some wanted teeth.
some IN eye, others a hook like Cap.
tain Cuttle's. PHYSICAL deficiencies OF
that kind aroused but little interest
but Just let man advertise the fact
that he was in need OF leg and
enough money was quickly forthcom.
ing to ft him out with three or four
pairs OF legs.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
JUST ABOUT o,Rls.


Marriage Is an eye-opener: al leas,
II enables a man 10 sec his wife as
others sec her.
Some girls cultivate the art OF pout.
ing because they imagine it makes
thcm look cute.
Fortunate is the woman who is able
to mend both her husbands clothes
and his ways.
The happiest period in a girls life
Is when she gets hor first skirt that
swlshes when she walks
girl thinks IL wrong for a man
10 attempt to kiss her. and a young
widow thinks II wrong IL he doesn't
succeed
The average girl baby Is so fond ri
her father that she sleeps during
the day while he is busy 80 she can
stay awake all night and enjoy his
society.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05

The largest nugget ever brought
out OF the Copper river district is
lodged in the safe of the Arlington
hotel The nugget is the property OF
Dan Kain. who made a rich strike In
the Shushinta district Kahn brought
the nugget down with him from Alas.
ka. together with considerable nun.
Der OF smaller nuggets and gold dust,
estimated at yaIiuus amounts running
into the hundred of thousands OF dol.
lars by Kaiu's acquaintanccs. but the
eEnct amount OF which Kahn refuses
10 disclose
This particular nugget weighs 81
ounces, and is pronounced by those
who have seen 1t to be one of the
handsomest ever brought ont OF Alas.
Ha. kain estimates it 90 be worth
about SIS an ounce. which would
bring It's value TO something over
S9O0-S0attle Post-Iutelligencer.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05

Marshall T. Wilder. the noted hu.
mouet told a stuucring story al a
Dinner iu Chicago
% hate suffering stories a. q rule
hc 'ld but this one is rather good.
% is about two black Hniths. both slut.
te.ors rhe first snaichcd no q red.
ha. lUmp oi iron from the forge.
iIrd with it Co the anvil aud then
began tlis conversation:
Nnuow thththen. ststtikcl
Cu4ucklyi'
W-w-NhVre shall sstrikc?
"'J.jiu at The end lib.hurry up
"'Thth ;Eis end?
Yes. OF &C course. Mind you hit
straight
an rrrisht N-nnow! Shall l
f. Let her E.gEog
Nn--you fool, the IRON
&C old
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
EARLY -slslpe IS CONDEMNED.
a Habit Witch May Severely rax the
Vial Powers.


'He'" Is no al ''u''e surl''' TOT
the impression I'M" 'H' V''l' morning
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h'"'l"N l""" '"'' F'''o"7 "' ''''
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Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
on wen Paya plessher,s Salary.

\ row years ago Rcy George wood
Anderson organized the Epworth Epl i.
copul church and later secured sum.
,icnt funds To erect modern stone
structure Knowing there was oil
about Lima hc conceived the idea q
boring we'll in The church's back lot
y subscription paper was passed
$500 was pledged To make up losses
IT they came and Rev NJ Anderson
talted his oil we'll It iia,c1 a
small type guSher and ever siHr" u.e
oil we'll operated daily 10y eai C2.
CINE which also operates thc church
heating and lighting plant has bc,n
pouring out sufficient crude OIL 10 not
only pay the ministers salary ana al
ether church expenses, bat 10 make
up bank account biz enough TO build
tho church over again Lima Cor.
Columbus Dispatch.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05

\ ncw sroto ha, been invented b.
the prince Of Wales and placed in
Pond llousc municipal dweliinS5
Chelsea liy simple movement the
housekoercr can Transfer tho Gre IN
ihe Kitchen Crate TO he sitting room
Crate LAWNS cooked the dinner. the
housewife raises slide AT The back
OF the Kitchen crate The slide g.
nush wt.h The wall which scrorates
Kitchen fom stuug room. and toy
hmrly raising q lover The Ere in tho
kitchen state IS t.,tcd into The sitting
loun crate.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
In Boredom.

Did you see how cleverly I gave
Bjenks the slip little while ago whea
he stopped me on the street,"
NO. didn't notice It particularly. I.
1t takes me To do IL every time You
know | had Just started In to tell
him about my automobile when he
began telling what a flue dog he had.
detest bcres. don't your"--Milwau.
kee Sentinel.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
iIlnS
wINsLCw.a
sYRUS.
SorHn1


las bean used for ovsr sIx'Ty y, q
YEARS I, MILIIOi.s OF MOTH -
or tbei CHILDREN -r-, n
TEETHT' @ with pURFEr- '.
CESS soOrHKs ths n y
"fteas gsms. sllays . - ?.
-uRBs WIND collie spa :. -as
hest rem. dy for DrARRBoRA "a
~ drusr ste In every part ~ ,,ss
world - surs ana ask co. "~-s.
W'fnsiov' oootnlnR 0yrur'. ia
take no thar kfnd T~srsv Sc
cents . 'ottle Guarantee >sraar
q Food ara Drusp Act J-r. va.-
'an8 O. fai Numh~v 1853 =. =
A"D VIZ y rWrur RIM
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05

Ragsics-why do you always ,ravcl
on the street car lines when you could
get home SO :such quicker On the ele
vated2
Ramage-Tco much trouble to climb
the stairways ! naturally follow
along the liRe OF least Iesistance.-
Chicago Tribune.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
Trouble in the JUNGLE.

whats the row hero?" demanded
the elephant
Tho monkey has Just given tho
giraffe a shave and a haircut, OK
planned the other animals Tho
giraffe is insisting on having his rack
shaved for nothing, and The monkey
won't starA for IT,"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05

Ike On infant. Iou on your feet
al dsy a.id hail. TIC night stand on
yonr hesd Tho rest OF the night aud let
the blood circulate the other way.
Maybe your brain needs t.
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
Human Mature.

Good morning parson'
Good morning. deacon As | was
coming along Just now / saw ngh,
between a brindlc bulldog and n mas
tn And upon my word deacon. more
than 90 men were standing around,
How can people take an interest 10
such things?'
II dunno parson Which daws
wou?"
Bluefield evening leader. [volume] (Bluefield, W. Va.) 1906-1911, 1907-12-05
This ttappened in 2s1o.

Hewell-How did Dwell die?
Powell-He took drop too much.
Howell-vI didn't know he drank.
POWELL didn't say he did, he got
put of an airship for not paying his
fare.