Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-02-09
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yet t-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
/ Aunt think you say your prayers
very nicely, Reggie Young Hopeful
All, but you should hear me gargIe -
Puuch.
Here is an article which says that
family Jars eventually kill love"
Family jugs Kill II sooner than that"
Houston Post.
That new reporter fell down on
his first assignment" What was lt?"
city Sidewalks in Winter -Balti-
more American.
"Clerker seems to be actually jeal-
ous OF his chauffeur" mo wonder:
he has TO pay the man more than he
earns himself ~ Puck.
Gyer-I have the most knowing dog
you ever saw. Myer- Most knowing?
Gyer-Yes Why every time he sees
taller he pants Chicago News.
Ma, what's silhouette?" Its one
Of them pert, silly girls that dances
and sings in the pieces they play OH
The stage Baltimore American.
She Would you rather walk or ride
there? He-Well, I've been out in the
motor ear SO much lately that | think
Ia rather ride for change Puck.
What is the greatest danger en-
'ountered In running an automobileg
Aud without hesitation the chauffeur
answered, The police. Washington
Star.
Mr., JlngIe's writings show great
deal of imagination, don't you Think"
Yes, they show that he lmagines he
IAN write poetry" Philadelphia
Ledger
our cooks we always have three,
gou know Three cooks?" "Oh.
yes The one that's going, the one
that's coming, and the one that's here"
Puck
Il hope this time you've brought
me matches that will light, my SON"
Yes mother" said the little lad. i've
tried them, every one - Boston Tran
script
Fat Woman Ito cabman) How
much do you charge n mile? Cabby-
In your case, madam, III have to
charge by the pound. Watsonville
Register.
Church what do you think Of your
wlfe's voice since she took music les
SONS? Gothnm-it's no better; but
there seems to be more OF 1t, Yonkers
Statesman.
Muggins hear you are having
your daughters voice cultivated. Bug
gins-Y I'm afraid it can't be cured.
20 | am doing the next best thing
Philadelphia Record
when the people Of your town out
West discovered that the mayor had
been misapproprating the public
money, did they suspend him from Of
hce?" No; from tree Baltimore
American.
AIR. Younghub Did you bake this
bread darling? Mrs. Younghub- Yes,
dear MIR Youughub~Well please
don't do any thing like that again. You
are entirely too light for such heavy
work Chicago paliy News
Fluffy Young Thing Cat the play)
/ believe this man in front Of us Is
trying TO hear what we're saying Man
in Front turning aroundl You do me
an injustice, my dear young lady.
am trying not to hear it--Chicago
Tribune
The curtain went up on the Siberian
scene Those bowls sound very real"
commented the critic That's the real
thing In howls. Best I've ever heard"
Ought to be-" responded the stage
manager That's our angel. He's
busted. Louisville Courier Journal.
IF you are going to Paris to see
some fun. youll require at the very
least $lJ day" AS much as that?
It's pretty heavy especially seeing that
I'm taking my wife with me" "Oh.
you're taking your wife? In that case,
about So day will be ample. Gil
Bias
what became OF that man you ar
rested as a horse-thiefT" "Lyuched,"
answered Plute Pete. II suppose that
ends the matter" NO Some o the
boys had their doubts, 50 we're goin'
To cali some witnesses an git evidence
that he really were the guilty party"
Washington star
Harold" she exclaimed after she
had rested for n moment against his
manly breast Il believe you have
heart trouble" Calm yourself, darl-
ing" be- replied i've agreed 20 help
Professor L5ghtGugcr with his slelght-
of hand performance tonight That's
a rabbit Chicago Record Herald.
The Evidence.
aThp world rs bankrupt"