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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03
Eo Pension for Taylor.

Several days ago bill was intro.
duced In the legislature to give an an
nuaI pension of $500 10 former Gov
ernor william r. Taylor. who is now
In the Gisholt home for the aged. a
semi-charltable Institution near Madl
son. Governor Taylor served In 1873
* and won distinction for starting
fight for the regulation Of railroads. II
was during his administration that the
famous Potter law was passed to con
trol railroads 1t was repealed by the
following Il gisature. AT the time ne
was elected the granger movement
was at its crest and he went in on the
wave After be- left the governors
chair misfortunes followed him In
business until two years ago, penni.
less he went 10 the home"
At this session Of the Legislature, he
being 81 years Of age, his friends
sought to get him a pension, but the
bin was defeated IN the assembly on
the ground that 1t was nnconstitu-
tIonal
After two whole days Of debate In
the senate that body has decided not
% pay the claim Of the late II. w.
Chynowetll for $4,000 against the
state for legal services, during the
state tax suits The vote was a tie
ard Lieutenant Governor W. ID. Con-
nor cast his vote against the claim.
The amount asked was originally $40.
600 and OF thiN sum $4,000 was paid.
which was on the basis OF $50 day.
The heirs after his death asked the
state to pay the other $4,000, but the
senate haa bocked the proposal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

"Boo-oo-hooP' sobbed the young
widow.
"Don't cry, dear" said her mother
at will not help matters any"
'B-but the m-minister ln-insulted
me-" sobbed the bereaved one.
"He didr' exclaimed the astonished
mother. what did he sayf"
"He s-said that poor JJehn was
p-probably b-better or" answered the
y. W.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

The first requisite Of beauty is clear
complexion. Orino Laxative Fruit
Syrup clears a sallow biotched com
plexion as it stimulates the liver and
bowels, and the eyes become bright
and clear You owe it to your friends
to take it if your complexion is bad.
Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup does not
nauseate or grippe and is very pleasant
to take. Refuse substitute. A. J.
johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

The best remedy for hackache, weak
kidneys, inflammation of the bladder is
De Wits Kidney and Bladder Pills.
Their action is prompt AND sure. A
week s treatment for 25c. Sold by o.
T.. Davis
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Get free sample of DR. Shoop'
Health Coffee" at our store. If real
coffee disturbs your Stomach, your
Heart or Kidneys, then try this clever
Coffee imitation. DR. Shoop has closely
matched Old Java and Mocha Coffee in
flavor and taste, yet it has not single
grain of real Coffee in it. DIR. Shops
Health Coffee Imitation is made from
pure toasted grains or cereals, witt
Malt, Nuts, etc, Made in a minute.
No tedious wait You win surely like
it. Sold bv Fl. ID. Williams e Co.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03
Long Live The King.

is the popular cry throughout European
countries: while in America, the cry of
the present day. is Long live Dr.
King's New Discovery, King of Throat
aud Lung Remedies" of which Mrs.
Julia Ryder Paine, Truro. Mass, says:
lit never fails to give Immediate re-
lief and TO quickly cure a cough or cold. =
Mrs. Paine's opinion is shared by a
majority Of the inhabitants of this
country. New Discovery cures weak
lungs and sore Threats after all other
remedies have failed; and for all coughs
and colds it's the only sure cure. Guar
aHteed by A. j. johnson. Druggist.
soc and sl.0O. Trial bottle free
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03
Notice 10 our customers

We will be pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for cough, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs. and we recommend it as q safe
remedy for children and adults A. ).
johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

An average of 342 Hebrew immi-
grants arrive in New York city each
day.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

A cleansing, clean, cooling, soothing,
h.almg household remedy is De Wits
Carbolized Witch Hazel Salve. Sold By
o. L. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Kodol win nourish and strengthen'yo
digestive organs and furnish the natural
digestive juices for your stomach. 1t
viii make you well. Kodol digests
what you eat. Sold by O. f. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Perfect yalor consists in doing without
witnesses all we should be capable of
doing before the whole world
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03
What is good is never 100 abundant.

When there is the slightest Indication
of Indigestion, heart burn, fiatulence or
any form Of stomach trouble take
little Kodol occasionally and you viii
get prompt relief. Sold by o. r. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

No mans usefulness need cease until
he has passed away, if he Is not lazy
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

A tax is now levied on all railway
tickets sold in Japan. varying from
one cent to so cents. according to dis
lance.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

There are 20212 automobiles owned
within fifty miles of New York city
hall.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Use Kennedy Laxative Cough Syrup.
Contains no opiates. 1t drives the cold
out of the system by gently moving the
bowels. Contains Honey and Tar and
tastes nearly as good as maple Syrup
Children like it. Sold by O. f. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

1t is difficult matter to escape sor-
row; every day brings some new cause
of anxiety.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

The world is inclined to feel pleased
over your troubles, if it pays any at
tention at all
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

De Witt s Little Early Risers. Small,
sure, safe pills. Sold by o. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Every man sees an earthly angel in
the woman he loves.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Unless fashion wills it, mankind is a
poor paymaster for amusement.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

The Worship most acceptable to God
comes from cheerful and thankful
heart.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

A bag full Of -four and purse full Of
money are the best relation in the
world.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Piles get quick and certain relief from
DIR. Shops Magic Ointment. Its action
is positive and certain. Itching, pain
full, protruding or blind piles disappear
like magic by its use. Large nickle-
capped glass jars 80 cents. Sold by
Dahls Drug Store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

A friend Of mine contends that he
has always been lucky at love. At any
rate he has never married.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03
The First Requislle Of Beauty.

A dollar in your hand is worth two in
the other fellows.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

Pity never took a single kink out of
! hungry stomach.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03

It's ,etter to have loved and lost
than to get married sometimes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-07-03
CHARLES s. SLACK & co.
of the celebrated Dan Hay Leaders and side delivery Raes
Get one and one of those Combination Racks and be ready
for the big hay crop coming

++++*++++*+*+
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24
Suumorc.

= SObu Dpter pom Sit Drinter
Strabe. Gin Sersmaun i'll Der DO. 3
3ehe, wurOe WiOntus Ourd einen
Dsfeufal bOs am SOpi unO Ocn SHf'
ten uerlest.
= 3imOtbg Parirep uon bier wurOc
DOnneritug 9ia6t Dem Stuut SOipital
iiberfiibrt, %, er ii6 in einsm tritii6sn
3uitanO befunb unO ibn bsiOe SiiBe
uerfrOren wuren. Die 3ebeu musten
ibm amputirt werOsn.
9srr Pbilip 8usuer, psrmanenter
Wtunn Der electric S6lau6 @Ompanie,
Wirb ii6 Inn Ons slmt Oes Seuer6eis
pom Borough bewsrbsn. Die @abl
fincet am 21. 6ebruur itatt unO isin
@ssuer iit Der ssssuwariise @bef z. 3.
Nert.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24
Spse 0arf Sspti;eu.

= Daniel Wiobr uou giOrO 0pre
Bart sIueuue erbOlt iib Iansiam pom
3ppbus.
= Sri. 3siiis 0eileuilub uon 3ebn.
ter 9luenue leiOet am S6arla9 uno Der
Dipbtheritis.
= Der Sauihreiner Sobn SrOwn
pon 6ilmore auenue fiel an Wfontas
Yormittaa uon einem @ebGuOe auf Der
SiioIsits cine Diitun, uon 20 6uB, ents
fam aber init SOrperibrammsn unS
siner S6doelbautuerlssuns.
- 9m 9llter uou 80 Subren ueriturb
ssitern wiOrsen 6ruu Wtursurstba
Sdwar; uOu sl9 9umptOu Strabc.
SIS iiberleben ie elm Sobn uuO Srei
566ter. Die ScsrOisuns erfOlst Sreis
tag Jia6mitta9 i'm g9uibburn Stra6e
6risObois.
= Dur6 ODnamit, 0aS iid unter
osn aOblen bsiuuO, wuroe am Wiontes
Der Sisu uuO Die Shde bes SObn
Bright al Sho Utain Slpenue b0s gu.
serihtst, ais 5rau Bright bic SobleH
aui ous 5euer idiittsts. 3um srOBen
Slid sutsinS bic 6rau bel Der erfOlstsn
@rplOiiOu Der 8erlesun9.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24
Scr grORte
Mufr0unlllll9s
Srrfauf
on NefOrO Dancrt
fort.

Sine gleueintbeillm9 unIerer
Departments miro erfol9en, le'
oo6 uorber moIlen mir iolueit wie
mosIib nit Dem 8aarcnuorrotb
aufr6umen uno oferiren raber III
allen 0tpartementS 9robarti9e
8Ortbeile.
Sene, Die oieien plnoerbaren
8erfouf idpn beIu6t baben, mer'
ben bel einem lueiteren 8eIu6 fin.
Den, bab elm beinabe UolIlt6nol9es
neueS gI1ortiment BON @ortbeiIen
on Sanb iino.
Go 9rob mier 9e9enwartiser
2aoen 1T, Die srobarti9e 0uanti'
tat BON @aaren, nit welden mir
oufrdumen, um Die @eueintbelIun9
Su beperfiteIIi9cn. miro einen be-
itdnoisen neuen @Orratb bon gro
Sen SpeSiuIitdten auf unieren
Qaoentiidcn baIten.
Sic sebotenen NortbeiIe iinb
wabrboft eritaunIid unO Sic ioII'
ten bieielben inter fcinen llmifdn'
Dep permiiien.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24

6. s. Sutberlauo pom Blains 1T
gum @cfdn9niBuufiebcr ernannt nor
Den.
- Mun bat in 9Siliesbugre cinen
Yernidtun9stric9 se9sn Die Sperln9e
besounen uuO eS werOeh icOen Abeno
I'M Square bunoerte erIhOnen.
- Die lluterinhun9en Oer 9rOB9e'
i6wOrenrn baben un9ebeure DtiBitunoe
bel Der Seiteuerung er9sben nno ipeIiell
oas SoblenlunO lit nett unterm Nertbe
ab9el6Get moroen.
- 6ruu 9uulins Suur, 9Sittwe Ncs
ucrit. HObert Saur. erlug uorleeten
SOnntug ciuer laugwicrtgen Sranfbeit.
@s iiberlebcu lie Die Siuber aoOli q.
Saur uno 6rau Or. :. u. FOpell.
- 0usb SurriiOh. Der iif Der Zoos
tuns uOu @alter IOuiat in. Rlains i'm
uersGngeueu 9iOucmber ihulOi9 betannt
bate. muroe am Oieulta9 III Swei Sab
ren @eiGusniBbuit uno ole soften oer'
urtbeilt.
- 0srr SOhu Gnssl uOn yincOln
StraBe, ein 9i9arrenmaher, melher
ull9emein in bOber Ahtung itebt nnc
sin Sobn bes perilorbenen @ottfrIeS
9n9sl lit, befinOst ih itit eini9,H
&oden trant gu 0duis.
= Der ~ Sabre aIts 9eurp 6rebn
uon YlpmOuth wOIltc am iSreitus ieint
leete Gasssarbsit III Der Srube thun
mo- sr ieil Ieiner 3u9eno urbeitste. Seir
gBuuih eriiiIlte iid III uuOerer SSeiir
bu4itdbIid. oenn ein SObIcniall erIdlul
ibn uuf Der Stelle.
= Der 0auptscidGitstbeil uOn So
ngn9bam. i'm unteren 3beile uon Su
Serne @Ountp, wurOe 6reita9 9iaht uor
Cnem 6euer beim9eluht, weldes einel
Shaoen pom $50.OO0 anrittete. Oel
6eusrwebr uOn 0ailelOn 1T es 9rOBten
tbeils 3u uerOautcn, baB niht oas gang
StGOtden ;erltOrt warO.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24
0tttstpu.

- 0ns Selbaus Der Utt. SootOut
3ehe ;u SSDOmiu9 murbe ain WtOntug
WtOr9en nit 500 8aIloneu Sel ourh
6euer Serit0rt.
= 8ittstOu wirO ebeitenS cine neue
orthoOOrc SpuugOse erbalten, iuOem
iiir oieien 3wcd ein Gruuoltiid all
SrOaO strabe er1Orben ~OrOen lit.
- Su ibrer g9dbnuus un @eit 9ld.
ter Strube oeritarb Sanilus I'M gllter
pom 81 9abren 6ruu Setter 2llles. Die
ieit % Sabren cine 9nualiOin mar.
6rieOri6 Sdmal;. Gin beta9ter
uuO betunnter Siirser uou 9amtowu,
itarb SOnntus in Der SScbnuus ieiner
9Odter unO wurOe WiOntas i'm ct.
Feter's lutb. SrisobOfe besrOist. Der
YeritOrbene mar in Der Shweii gsbOrcn
uuO fam ais 15jdbri9cr 3inslins uud
9lmerita.
- Der 15idbrise pOluiibe Suab,
Ystsr Siibel pon Dupont uno uls
Treiber in Der Ssioelbsrs giO. 1 3tde
auseitellt, wurOe DUnusritas Our6 Den
6uBtritt sinss Giels lsbensssidbrli6
uerlest. inOsm inn cine san;e Ssite OeS
SOpics siu9eitObeu wurOs. SIN Soipi.
tal bate man nur wsniS 9Oifnuns, i'm
am Seben iu etbaltsn.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24
SdlieBt bic @irtbIdaitcn !

9lm nd6iten Sumita9 Oiudmittas
finOeu Die YrimGrwablen fir bic 6riib.
jubrsWubl itatt unO Ous Gsice idreibt
Dor, bub ulle SBirtbiaufteu unO SOtt.
ling @siddfts pom 1 bis 8 llbr gia6.
mittuss ssi6IOiisu iein miiiisH, UOruud
mir @irtbe ipsSisll uufmertiam MAIDEN.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24
stus ocm oberen Sbalc.
(glr6balb @orreipOnocn;.)

(Arhbalo 9orrelponoell5.)
- Sine Yeriummluus Der Siir9er
uou DidiOu Gitp 1T uuf nd6iten WiOu'
tag 9lbenO beruien wOrben. Inn iiber
cine SeeuOisuns Ser Sdulwirrsn gu
bCratben.
= SOicpb 94OrtOciui6 BON 9lrdbalo,
Dem 6reitaS in Der JtaDmOnO 3ede
bOie Yerleeunsen Sugeiiist wurOen,
ais er ;wiihen Sarrsn 9eiau9en wuros
muBte iih Der glmpututiOH slnss Ssines
unterwerien.
= Wii6uel 4etbrid. 27 Sabre aft
uuO iu Seiiup wObubaft, itiirIte
iSreitus lia6mittas ben Bed Shnht
binab uno puroe als lerihmetterte
ysids uuiseiunOsn.. Der lluSlidlids
wOllte einen Sarren aui ben 5obritubl
itiebsn. bod mar bicier Ohne isin SSii'
ien entIernt mOrren uuo Der binabs
fallsnce Barren joS ibn mit in Die
2isie.
- Settle zee pom 9ermDu. bic Dor
msbrsreu Wionater einen @eldGfts'
relienoen namenS SSilmot yerOg BON
Bolton in ScrantOn traf uno NIT Oie'
lem in Bolton psrmdblt wurbc, be9ing
Sreitus Su IunfbannOd Selbitmoro,
inOsm iie cine OOiis 9arbOlidure uer'
i6ludte. sic IhCint init ibrem @atten
nift aussetOmmcn ju iein uuo ;ulest
in einem 9lniall uOu @eiitesuerwirrun9
ole Ibut besan9en Su baben.
= Sri. Surriet Sumes. GOdtsr Ses
Benjamin Sames BON SlafelD. wurbe
DOnneritas 9lbeuo auf Dem SeimWege
uOn Der 9lrbeit,an eiuer sinlumen Stelle
Der StrnBe uon eiuem unbsfanuten
9Siiitling iiberialleu. DerIelbe uers
iu6te Die iunse Dame ;u uer9ewaltsen.
bod ibre 0ilierufe bruhten mebrere
FerlOnen Sur Stel!e. iOOuB Der Serl GEE
Swuu9en mar. iih Ourh bic 6luft gu
,rsttsu. Sri. Sames blieb iiir msbrere
StuuSen nub Dem YOraun9 briins
uuusslOs.
(GarbonOale GorreipouOcnj.)
- 9Sessn Dem Yrub elmer Wtaitine
in Dem 94srts Der elcttriiden yiht Com.
panic tonntsu uuiere Straben feline BE.
leuftuns crbalten.
= Der jdbrlibe WtaStenbnll Oes
Sermuniu 9ciun9uereins miro AM
DOnneritas 9lbenO, ben 81. 9anuar,
in isiner 0alle ab9ebalten weroen unb
in YerbinOung Oamit merben aud
Freiie fir Die feiniteu Wiasten uerub.
reibt merOen. Ous Wtoiart Sr6eiter
miro bic 3anjmuiit lisiern.
- 9iaDmOno WtcSeau. sin 10jdbri'
ger Snabe pon Oarte glueuue. rannte
OOnnsritas wdbrenO bem S6littenfub'
rem ge9eu cine Stsinmauer uub i'm
liOtbfull 9Oipital wuroe seiuuOen, OuB
er einsn SdGOelbruh erhalten bate.
Sine Operation wurO fOiOrt UOrsenOm.
men. nad wsIher ieiu 3uitanO' uls Gin
siiniti9er beieibuet Waro.
- Die FOOlitube bes Jtalpb GOrslli
all SaO Wiuin StruBe wuroc frib
Samitus WtOrsen I'M etwa $23 unb
usridieosne 9lrtifel beraubt uuO ais Der
Ginbreber wurOe Gin iun9er Suri6s
uamens 6runt 3OlericO um WiOntu9
in ScrantOu uerbaitet unO ipdter in
@rmauseluns BON Siir9i6ait Dem Sc
fdu9niB iiberianot.,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24

- 9u ieiuer SSObnuu9 in WtOntcus
con, 6ruutrsid. itarb 9u9ens ga6utre.
Der uussblib I'M iruniOiiib. Oeutideu
Sriese uOn 1870 Die rrite SanOue ab9e.
fcuert babeu iOa.
= Guituu u. Wtepcrs, ein friiberer
NfilliOnar uuO eriOIsreidr SOrisH-
ipetulant, traf ais Oboa6s. unO mittel'
IOier SauOitreider aus Eerus in giep
YOrt Gin.
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24

: Dad elmer WisIOuug aus Sam'
burg ilt Die @riiuOuns einss Central.
usrtius bsuti6sr Tbsosr srplant,
Scranton Wochenblatt. [volume] (Scranton, Pa.) 1865-1918, 1907-01-24
9silecs. sarre ssa6riaten.

= 6. 8. Sutberlaub pom Blains lit
um @efdngniBuufisber ernannt NOR
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
President Eliot and Girls.

President Eliot of Harvard
does not often speak to girls
Youths Companion.
Why not? Doesn't President
Eliot enjoy being glad? Is he so
constituted that he finds no en-
joyment in the girlish presence?
Are we to understand that Presi-
dent Eliot does not consider girls
worth speaking to Has his hear
ing been SO dulled that he is un-
able to appreciate the music of a
maiden's voice? Or is he one of
the unlucky men who have be-
come so exalted that they seldom
have opportunity for speaking to
girls, con6dentially or otherwise?
Whatever the fact may be, Pres
ident Eliot is to be pitied. The
man who seldom speaks to girls
misses much of the sweetness
that the world should yield. He
is like fly stuck on the paper,
with the sugar in the immediate
foreground. His plight is like un-
to that of mule separated by a
barbed wire fence from green
and juicy clover. He is as much
to be pitied as the city child who
never sees flower that he may
pluck. We cannot believe that
President Eliot shuns the girls.
We are unwilling to suppose that
because he is more than three
score and ten years of age he
finds no enjoyment in conversing
with the dainty, dimpled. darlings
who are some day to be the moth
ers of Harvard freshmen and
Radcliffe undergraduates. Pres
ident Eliot should change his
manner toward the girls, for, as
the poet SO beautifully says:
OF all the sounds produced by
things
That fly or swim or walk or
wiggle
There's none from which such
gladness springs
AS from dainty maiden's gig
gle.
IS. f. Kiser.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19

assessment included Biltmore
House and other Biltmore prop
ertv and farms and mountain
lands.
Vanderbilt's 'neighbors, who
owned only few hundred or a
few thousand dollars worth of
property and whose property was
assessed pretty well up to the
limit, contended that the assess
ed value of Vanderbilts holdings
was too low, SO the board of as
SCISSORS made an investigation
and raised the assessment.
The total valuation Of Wander
bits real estate in this country
according to the increased assess
ment for this year is $2,oo5,7oo,
personal property, $Io4,27I, or a
total valuation Of S2.1oo.o7I. Van
derbilt will have something like
$4,000 taxes to pay if the pres
ent assessment stands.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Before It Is Too Late.

If you have gray-haired mother
In the old home far away,
Sit down and write, the letter
You put off day by day.
Don't wait until her tired steps
Reach heavens pearly gate
But show her that you think of
her
Before it is too late.
If you've tender message,
Or a loving word to say,
Don't wait till you forget it,
But whisper it today.
Who knows what bitter memories
May haunt you if you wait?
So make your loved ones happy
Before it is too late.
We live but in the present,
The future is unknown
Tomorrow is a mystery,
Today is all our own.
The chance that fortune lends to
May vanish while we wait,
So spend your life's rich pleas
ureS
Before it is too late.
The tender words unspoken
The letter never sent,
The long forgotten messages,
The wealth Of love unspent.
For these some hearts are break
ing, ...
For those some loved ones
wait
So show them that you care fo-
them
Before it is too late.
Selected.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Agitator, Yes.

Smiggs-There goes man
who has done much to arouse the
people.
Smaggs-Great labor agitator,
eh?
Smiggs-No, manufacturer Of
alarm clocks.
Does 1t Pay to Advertise?
Over 500 Sears-Roebuck cata-
logues were received in the Larn-
ed postoffice Wednesday morn
ing. 1t took forty-six sacks to
hold them. 1t is said that each
catalogue costs the firm one dol
lar to print. 1t took 28 cents in
postage for each catalogue. That
means over $500 for the books
and $1oo for postage. Six hundred
dollars spent in Larned alone by
one mail order house for adver-
tising. And yet some local mer-
chants who sell better articles at
cheaper prices than the mail or
der houses are letting trade get
away from them simply because
they will not advertise-because
they don't believe in advertis-
ing. Does advertising pay? Ask
Sears-Roebuck. The only thing
on earth that keeps up the mail
order house is advertising.-Til-
ler and Toiler.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Making a Choice.

The burglars wife was in the
witness box and the prosecuting
attorney was conducting a vigor-
GUS cross-examination. MADAM.
you are the wife of this man?'
ayes" "You knew he was
burglar when you married him."
Eyes" "How did you come to
contract a matrimonial alliance
with such man." "Well," the
witness said sarcastically, 81 was
getting old and had to choose be-
tween a lawyer and burglar"
The cross examination ended
there,
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Santa Fe Guilty of Rebating.

Chicago, July 1o.-An indict-
ment charging the Atchison, To-
peka & Santa Fe railroad with
granting rebates amounting to
$4,000 to the United States Beet
Sugar company of Garden City,
Kas., was returned today by the
grand jury in the United States
district court.
The indictment contains 65
counts. each one relating to an
alleged infringement of the law,
and the company, if convicted, is
subject to a maximum fine of
ST 100000, or minimum fine of
$4,000.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
The Asheville Board Give His
Valuation a Hike.

The tax board of assessors says
that George w. Vanderbilt has
listed Biltmore House and other
parcels OF his Biltmore property
too low. and has increased his as
sessment by about million dol
lars. Vanderbilt has entered
protest. and will go before the
tax board for the purpose OF hav-
ing his assessment reduced.
The assessed value OF Wander
bilt's property real and personal
in this county for the last four
wears has been about ST 100000.
He has paid about $4,000 in state
and county tax at the rate of ST
per SIoo worth of property. This
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
A Fallacy Nailed.

"Mrs. Brahma, cackled the
Brown Leghorn, who was some
thing of Socialist. 81 should
think you'd protest against the
way these incubators are depriv-
ing you of your rights and driv-
ing you out of business
Nonsense" clucked the Wise
Old Hen. "They are depriving
me of nothing, but on the con-
trary are relieving me of much
unnecessary toll. You will OBJ
serve. if you keep your eye peel
ed, that still furnish the raw
material"
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
That Suits Me Fine.

Il like good nature said the
man from Wall street but there
are times when it pals on me.
Up to last week | had a stenog-
rapher who was SO full of good
nature that she had to continual
ly chew gum in order to digest it.
Every time asked her to do
anything she would reply: That
suits me fine. Even when | ask
ed her to stay an hour late her
answer always was: That suits
me fine
That sounds good, doesn't it j?
Well, to me it got monotonous.
If she had varied the sentence a
little | wouldn't have cared, but
her whole vocabulary seemed to
The Holly chieftain., 1907-07-19
Where Do They Come From?

When l wake up in the morning
And pain jumps up and down
In my head. while in my mouth |
Have taste that's drv and
brown,
When in mind I've recollections
OF just bar-tenders and bars,
Then I wonder, yes | wonder
Where | got all those cigars.
discover, say, a dozen.
More or less, of many makes;
When | try accounting for them
1t brings on more throbbing
aches.
Seems | find them in all pockets.
More than any one man needs !;
Then | wonder, yes ! wonder
Where I picked up all those
weeds.
-Bide Dudley.