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The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
John Henry
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BY h-UGH McHUGH
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Hereafter golf is the game for
Gillis!
Me for the niblick and the brassie-
fine!
Billy Baldwin, Harry Ford and Ed
die Bartlett took me out last summer
and nut me wise to the whole layout.
In less than an hour could play
the game better than Doolan, and he's
the man that made it.
Golf has all the other games slapped
to a sit-down.
n4O~ AZ because l played it once
and Billy told me that as soon as a
few Scotch thistles sprouted on my
shins I'd be the real rinakaboo!
Harry told me l could drive good
enough to own a hack, and Eddie
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

thought was the likeliest side-stepper
that ever did a grass-chopping spe-
cialty.
The only drawback they found was
that didn't hit the ball.
It's immense for the chest measure
ment to have the bunch hand you out
the salye spiel-believe me!
l took my lady friend out Westches-
ter way last week and on the road |
was Reckless Robert with the big talk
It's a habit with me to go up and
butt the ceiling every time my lady
friend is near enough to listen.
Most of us young guys are gushers
with the loud language when the Best
and Only is in the building.
How we do like to gather the CAB
and hand out hints to the heroine that
she's gazing on the greatest ever!
When Clara Jane asked me if l
knew the game told her that used
to room with the man that built the
first links.
When she asked me his name told
her it was McDougall, because that's
the name of headwaiter who helps
to spend my money.
She asked me if l knew what a
lofter is and L said, Sure, eat them
for breakfast every morning."
When we reached Westchester we
met Society duck named Lionel Won
Hamburg.
think his father invented the Ham
burger steak.
Lionel was all to the best.
He was Finnegan the Fine Boy, for
sure.
One of those tart little red coats
squeezed his shape, and around his
neck he had a pink stock that was
waiting for chance to choke him.
My lady friend met this gilly once
at bean soiree and she was his even
ing star.
They sat on the stairs together and
put kink in the caramels
When the gong sounded for the ice
cream that night Lionel had dipped
her out tubful, and he was sure she
liked him for his boyish ways. ..
So on this occasion it was Lioners
play to give me the low tackle and
claim the calico
But I'm something of Mr.. Fox my
self on rare occasions, and couldn't
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

Pattern No. 5S47.-The plainly.
tucked shirt waist is always a popular
style with the home dressmaker, lend
ing itself admirably to almost any
form of ornamentation, and giving
wide scope for individuality. This
model is among the simplest and best
of its kind, and is shown in a dainty
development of sheer white: batiste,
which is an ideal fabric for such a
waist. The closing is in the back
under tiny box-pleat and both full
length and elbow sleeves are provid-
ed for. Any of the materials that tuck
nicely are appropriate, and for &c. inch
bust measure two and one-half yards
of 36-inch material will be needed.
Sizes for 80, "a, SO, 38, 40 and AZ
inches bust measure.
This pattern will be sent to you on
receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders
to the Pattern Department of this paper.
Be sure to give size and number of pat
tern wanted. For convenience, write
your order on the following coupon:
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

Pattern No. 5S52.-The Illustration
shows one of the most popular of the
seasons fancies in waists, that is ex-
ceedingly gracefuk and simple. A
blouse of this description is almost
universally becoming. A group of
tucks in the front gives graceful full
ness and the deep pleat carried over
the shoulder adds greatly to the style
of the mode. 1t may be made up in
taffeta, peau de cygne, pongee, broad
cloth and voile, and is to be worn over
a guimpe or under blouse. For 36-
inch bust measure two and seven
eighths yards of 27-inch material will
be required. Sizes for 80, "a, 36, So,
40 and AZ inches bust measure.
This pattern will be sent to you on
receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders
tc the Pattern Department of this paper.
BE sure to give size and number of pat
tern wanted. Fer convenience, write
your Order'on the following coupon:
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Cold Water cure.

Six glasses of water are to be taken
during the day for digesaon's sake.
Though rather bother at first, like
keeping the run Of medicine time, II
easily becomes a habit. Next in i'm
portance is the cold shower bath,
which should invariably follow the hot
bath. Besides lessening the danger Of
taking cold, 1t is an easy means Of OBJ
tanning the healthy circulation SO nee.
esFary to color the cheeks and lips.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Nothing to Wear.

Benham-He is a very generous
fellow. Every time he meets sany of
the boys he says: Come and have
something; everything is on me-"
Mrs. Benham-That's the reason
there's nothing on his wifC.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Proper Way to Water Plant.

No plant should be given nourish.
ment If itN shows plain signs of still
retaining sufficient for immediate
wants. "Driblets" are not beneficial;
the ideal way to water a plant is to
immerse the whole pot in a pail Of
water from a quarter to half an hour
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Ladies' Can Wear Shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease. A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
hot, aching feet, At all Druggists, 25c Ac-
Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N. Y.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Nile Has Many Species Of Fish.

The fish population of the Nile is
said to present a greater variety than
that of any other body of water. An
expedition sent from the British
museum not long ago secured 5000
specimens.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Rain In Cuba.

The wet months in Cuba commence
with May and end with October, al
though there, Is rain every month in
tie year.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
He missed it by a second or two.

He missed it by a second or two.
So did workman. The porter had
instructions to close the gate of which
he was in charge at certain time. He
did it to the second. He jammed 1t
fast and true in the face of both cleric
and workmen.
The workman said something like
this: e" p" &! ! =! !!!!+ y"
And the clergyman said to the work
man: Il am of the same opinion. In
your own way you have expressed it
admirably. ALLY Sloper.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Countries of Large Area.

In round figures, the area of India is
100000 square miles; the United
States, 3,50O,OOO, and Russia, includ-
ing Siberia, 100000.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

1t is said that St. Anthony lived to
the age of 105 on IL ounces of bread
and water daily. VA
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Mo Headache In the Mornino.

Krause's Headache Capsules for over-in-
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

mi 0PAn0 is the greatest mining State
VVGOuHOV in the Union. But do you
know, Colorado farmers will produce dollars
while her mines produce cents?
We sell land that never fails TO return big
interest on the Investment; land that will
double, in value soon. Colorado is booming.
Buy now before prices go up, as they are
bound 20 do. Write for our descriptive litera'
ture. Local and Eastern references II desired.
@. J.sJoHNsToN, L. X. MULFORD.
Mgr, Farm Dept Colorado Rlag, LGpVer. USlo.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethng, softenB the gums reduces In.
nammatiOn alays pain, cures wind collie Csc bottle
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
Too Late.

There is story told of clergyman
who ran like mad one morning to catch
a train he had been in the habit of
| catching.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

We reason from our heads, but act
from our hearts.-Fielding.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15

1t is pleasant to look on the rain
when one stands dry.-Dutch.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-08-15
CHANGE OF HEART.

Copyright, 1906, by G. W. pilllnghan
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15

Here Is q peculiar type of cottnge that ts well adapted for a summer home. IL Is planned without basement. built on piers with open Panelllng below the floor for circulation of air. 1t is also planned with foundation and small cellar under the Kitchen portion.
 The main portion of the house Is 2S feet wide by 17 feet deep. the kitchen portion 15 by 13 feet Th.s Is very convenient. snug cottage and an Ideal home for a small family or for n young couple just starting home life. The front is symmetrical. with central vgstibule en- trance and wide piazza across the front. On each side of the front Is a projected oriel window with wide sill on the in side convenient for plants.
 The main llving-room Is IA feet inches by 15 feet inches. at the right of which is bedroom Il feet by ii feet inches. which can he used for n sitting -room II desired. This bedroom Is provided with two ample closets and bathr ioni. this bathroom also hayiag rear outside en- trance. There Is one cent al chimney. q good large Kitchen and convenient pantry opening between Kitchen and living room. on the second floor are two nice rhnm- hers with closets. The e'timatCd cost of
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
Helpful Hints for Christmas.

With Christmas less than two weeks away ihs nyerage man Is racking his brain with the eternal problem What shall give them for Christmas:"
 Here are few hints that may prove useful to bachelor and man Of family alike.
 For the mother. a coffee percolator of copper. silver or aluminium: fern dish. n foot rest. sleeping slippers, set of hair combs. q sewing table brush and comb. not necessarily silver: gloves for street or evening wear. or pair of fancy hal pins Belt buckles are always acceptable to women. whether they he maid. wife or widow
 For the big brother. . chain pocket knife. leather cuG or collar case. shay ing set. consisting of a magnifyins mirror. mug soap dish and brush of nickel. silver or ebony: a Turkish towelinG hath robe and slippers to match. sniid-hack military brushes. n sweater. tennis racquet, slgnet ring. crG buttons. q cravat pin Of late design. travelling bag or bill case.
 For the big sisteg-yours or some other fellow's-a shirtwaist box. a set o. combs and fancy nairp!ns. string Of new beads of carved mo'her-of- pearl or coral. a veil. handkerchief and glove case Of embroid- cred linen. a hatpin holder Of china or silver in vase form. having handles at the sides: fancy hair ornament for evening wear. of tulle. flowers, sequins or feathers; white gloves. elbow length; lucky ring for the little finger. set with birth stone. or large horseshoe pin,- to be worn al
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15

York banks have been slarln: offenders in this respect. ard scores Of banks in the South and West have been unable 10 get their money from New York institu- tions where deposited
 New York banks and bankers have been put to sore straits of late to meet their counter obligations. So hard pressed have some of these been for hills Of small denominations thnt they visited the box offices of the various theaters and offered the treasurers of these playhouses hand. some premiums to deposit their daily receipts h their respective banks. New York and Boston banks. appreciating that many thousands of dollars would be tasen i1 at the respective gates where the Yale Princeton and Yale Harvard football games were played. visited these box offices and offered large premiums for ihe cash. Boston was successful by my Ing a premium Of s3S fer each thousand deposited
 Gold and silver are being circulated more freely iu the large c'ties of the Easr today ihaH at any time since the Civil War. Five. ten and twenty dollar god pieces are seca on every hand. and tho Ine0nvenicEce they cause can be well imagined
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
Heard Only in the Army

To civilian passing n day at an army post tte jarson which Srects his cars is well nigh un,ntellisitlc. and unless he be best with the presence O: an interpreter he will depart brn-e with weird ldea cf English as she is spoken by our boys in blue.
 Among the most comu-nn of these are nike" for march. striker for a sol der serving as servant or house man for an officer: "C. O. for commanding officer and 70. D. for officer of the day.: hop and hop room for dance and the place wherein it Is held: ''cits togs'' for civilian dress: "commissaries' for grocer ics: "coTee cooler" for an officer who per. petualiy seeks q sinecure. or an easy stan berth: ''frund." when an officer or a West Point rade: falls 10 pass h,s exami- nations: "shavctlI" for a yourgster just ont uf the United States Military Acad- eiTiy
 There are muitifrde of other words and expressions just as characteristic. such as ''bob-taIled'' for q dishonorable discharge. and orderly bncker' for him who by his ez'rn neat appearance when reporting for guard daty seeks 10 at tract his superior officers attention and thereby gain the appointment r. him as orderly striker Is coutempiuo .sly referred to by bis fellow enlisted men as dog robber."
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
New Motor Cars Hark
 Back to Former Models

The national horse show recently held In New York is now but T memory, and with the thOroughbreds comfortably bed ded down for the winter. intention once more reverts to automobiles. For the benefit of those who have not had an op- portunity to inspect the wide variety Of l90S models il might not he amiss to tell them that by holding on to their 1907 ears they will not he left so far in the distance as the average dealer would have them believe. The hiSh-grade cars have not departed so very far from the standard set as far back as l9n5.
 Free construction. commonly referred to as talking points. has almost no place in th.s years exhibits and. unless the the leading cars have developed Into tyne that will he In style and quite as much So years hence as they are al the present writing. The ear of the hour Is the four-cylinder vertical motor. For lighter cars the two-cylinder opposed mo tor Is much in vogue Reactiou has ai- ready set in which tends to revive the popularity of the two-cyIinder motor for all light ears.
 The majority of the best cars are showing chassis having q four-cylinder motor. water cooled. with the sliding gear transmission of either the selective or progressive type. The final drive is by shaft. with the rear axle Of the doat ing type.
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15

college life. The play was so good call attention from d critical stand point of the one and only disappoint- ment. This was the finish of the boat race in the third act. After an eX- citing and d remarkably real setting at the boat house, the distinguished coaching of the coach. had there been a scenic effect of the boats and crew speeding across the background amidst the hurrahs of the Harvard crowd. the house would have gone wild with applause. Perhaps this was not pOssi
 ble on the limited stage space.
 Otherwise. the show was the best in Phoenix this winter. The stage set ting of the first act. Tom Browns room, was superb and has seldom been equalled. There was all the trumpery and odd collections which college man gathers in his career at school These were the actual belong ings of MT Woodruff when at Har- yard This scene was reset in the closing act The other settings were faithful copies of the original. In this picture were the salient characters. such as Hubby" Anderson. the butt of the jokes and fun. but liked by all. What student has not known "Chub- by" Then there was Wilfred Kenyon. well taken by Gordon Johnstone, con irolled by the sporty and interruptions Victor Colton. which part is the Vil- lain of the ordinary drama and was interpreted by J. C. King. John Cart wright is the friend of Tom Brown. This part was satisfactorily depicted by Franklin Jones. Gerald Thorne. the poor student who is being helped through school by his rich and gener- Ous rival for the stroke oar on the var sity crew, whi is no other than Tom Brown, is a character met with in ev- cry university in the country. Freder- ick Forester could not be bettered in this part.
 Among the ladies in the cast shines Helena Bryne, as Evelyn Kenyon, as winsome and pleasing a college girl as one could hope to find in his search
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
THE MEMS CORNER.
BY A RICHMOND PARKHURsT, JR.
Christmas and the Financial Scare.

Although Christmas. the season when we ell prepare to loosen our purse strings ;f greater or less extent. Is nearly here. tho effects nf the 6aarc'al squeeze that has teen felt all over the country have not entirely vanished and a few ilT.d oaes still cling tennciously to ;he hobby rhat the country and its credit are going {" the demnltion bow-wows. Of course. Financial .trinsency" Is on every tongue. until thcuShlds of people who never Ead bank account in their lives ant whose incomes do moi vary one dollar in T decade enter earnestly into the dis- sussion ard Insist that hard tines are r7on us: money was never tighter. and unless radica, steps are taken n: once starvation stares Us in the face. The crnaklucs of persons of tkis typp rouplea with the mIsstntements and gross exa;gcr- atons nf the yellow journals. have more 'n do with present conditions than any thing else
 Tn every pan;-. or aranciai disturbance. ii k iuava;iabiy the poor who suffer. ana Gine tines o;t of ten those who have never entered bank and have not tho va=ucst idea of ;he methods of harsiHg
 
 fails. The wealthy hank deuusltor rrrriv- Ing change for clearing house certih- @air from the street ctr conductor smiles as he does SD. hut tho lnborIng man who Is pad or late Saturday night by cheek for his weeks tnil goes home to find hunger and an empty larder True he can casa his check on Monday morning. =uG he has solare in the thought that his job s:nl awaits him. but q dreary Satur- day ai-it aad a still drearicr Sunday were his. although he had worked just BIS hnri and earned just as much as he did in weeks when financial stringency Uas not The hobby of the hour
 St'rkS ayc scoring. money Is easier and confidence Is fast returning. but the rGr; has been donr. and there is 1o 'on~;rz tba fact that Christmas this year for hnrdrods of thousands os persons will Lr far different festival than the one p'aHned two months ago.
 Christmas shopping Is being greatly rur:ai!pd thls year. so the shnpteeners fell us. moi because work Is jess Plentiful. CT hecau>e thcre Is less money rhis year fh7a last. hut simpy because millions of dollars are stored away in vaults and strong h9xes and money is not In circula- ton. Business. In consequence. has sGf- fcrrd terrible depression and assign meufs all orer he country are reported among firms. banks and industrial enter priSes whose credit Is as sound as IL ever WAS. and whose books show assets 10 large figures. yet one and all were forced to the wall because those who owed them mopey refused to withdraw Il from its place of hiding. Tbe New
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
ABOUT MEN AND THINGS.

The Oklahoma Constitution h'ds fair 10 heat the record of that of the United States in point of amendments.
 Will j. PierHont Morgan. for the bone At of our readers. kindly d'rerentiate urdlges.ed securities and water logged stocks?
 Rlmor has 1t that the Royal Spanish courle instead of dragging their lusty young heir about the continent with them. substituted dummy. Perhaps it got to the point where Alfonso simply had to have more sleep. =
 Jersey dairymen have advanced the price of milk one cent . quart. giving as a reason that the State Board of Health now compels them to serve the simon pure article. Surely thIs should recon cile the consumer.
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
A Five Room Cottage Home
 Designed by Chas. s. Sedgwick, Architect, Minneapolis, Minn.
Designed by

this house. exclusive Of beating and plumbing. Is S1.J0O.
 The cottage Is low. with broad sweep ing roof extendin; down or over the piazza. and q grouped dormer gable lighting the second story In front The exterior treatment Is odd and peculiar and altogether quite pleasing. The out side of this house would look well shingled with the shingles stained brown. the roof green and the trimmings all light cream color or white. If built in the open without much foliage. the trim minss would look well painted dark green. leaving the body of the house brown.
 very pretty way to finish ths Interior would he 70 use hard pine. left rough from the saw: Washington hr or spruce or even hcnlock would look vel and stained with nice sienna brOXu. the floors being in hard pine or 5r and stained to correspond with the csSiu-s: then the walls csn he plasfered with rough sand finished anI tinted lR shades of green. using light tiats Uu Jhe eiiirs- If the castings and rora'ceS on the outside were to he iefI rough from Shc saw snd stained. thsy would also look very artis- tie.
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15

the back of lace collars
 For little brother. knife. games. fish Ing tackle. skates. sweater. set of boxing gloves. camera. collar and cuI buttons and books
 For little sister. books. skates. sweat CT. pin or ring. fan and chain. box of stationery. a sewing box or a picture for her room.
 be taken on caTsl. baby spoon. elderlOwn comforter. small music box or a toy piano. toys in endless variety. n box of v!vidly colored blocks. a set of hibpins. a lingerie cap or q fancy lingerie pillow.
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
WE MASTER THE GIFT pROBLtn
Nowhere in Arizona

of
  sensible practical recipient or to
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
Furniture eff

Upward samples shown this week. including priced pieces and Crafts (Mission) symmetry quantness character and sdiy of all lovers of good furniture.
Arizona republican., 1907-12-15
Iht DRUGGISTS PAID
 WITHOUT A MURMUR
The Successful and Apparently Satis- factory Eni Of the Sheriff's ExPeri ment.

The cases of the four druggists who yielded to the temptation to sell mor- phine to Cornelio Contreras under the auspices of the sherifrs office, were before Justice Johnstone yesterday. All of them pleaded guilty and the minimum fine was imposed, S25. It might have been $500. and then some.
 The justice said that he was not dis posed to be severe in visiting punish ment. for there was a mitigating cir constance. and that was that the druggists had only been caught follow ing practice which had been in vogue in the profession for years. As in most western communities. there had always been a collection of morphine fiends and for years there were no reg ulations regarding the sale of the drug. Finally. when g statute was enacted il was regarded rather as an ornament to the territorial civil code than law to he rigidIy enforced. and little inquiry was made as to whether or not it was being violated
 Many druggists from the beginning, for reasons of their own. refused trade of this sort, before there was any law relating to it. The profit in it was never great and the class of patronage attracted was such as would confer the greatest benefit by remaining out tide.
 Henceforth it will probably be very hard to buy morphine or any of its kindred drugs in Phoenix without a physician's prescription. The sheriff will probably put up another job on the druggists soon to ascertain wheth- CT any of them are selling liquor with out license. it having been lately de- termined that liquor is not medicine unless a doctor says SO.