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The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
SoriE EVERY DAY PHILOSOPHY
lAtchison Globe. ]


 A drunkard can always become famous by reforming.
 Some men who are always hurry. ing never do much of anything else When children play school, rettino the lesson IS never a feature of their pastime. '''e'i There would be more good com plexlons If women used more caro in putting it on even. mere are some kitchens that always smell like lunch basket on the second day of the trip. ~ The man who talks in his sIeen dos not tell you nearly as much as you tell the man who snores.
 The average man is a great deal
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12

more apt to let his pleasure than hls religion interfere with his business.
 If YOU run into stone wall, go round it; don't back off and butt It, and keep at it as long as long as you can stand.
 Almost every neighborhood has it's neighbors who come in at meal tune and sit and watch every bite you put in your mouth.
 There would be no scarcity of harvest hands if more young men learned to handle pitchfork as well as they can cigarette.
 The trouble some men will take to get whiskeyi is not small, built seems trihing compared with the trouble the whiskey will bring.
 Every woman when she leaves home locks the door, puts the key on the ledge above the door and walks away feeling perfectly safe.
 You may think you accomplish your task expeditiously and well, but after it is done, there is always some one to tell you of better way.
 Every town woman thinks with scorn that if she were farmers wife, she would like to see the man who could make her do the milking.
 Nothing makes a man quite so mad as to be put to sleep Tn bed that has to have lot of fancy cov- erings removed before it is ready to sleep in.
 A very pleasant scene on a Sunday morning is a man turning an ice cream freezer on the back porch, with the children sitting around watching him.
 There is so much prejudice against dogs that when a pup bites the boy who is trying to play the tin can joke, there are plenty who call the pup vicious brute.
 It is only fair to say that after a man has attended preaching services twice a week for 30 or 40 years he becomes a pretty severe and capable critic of sermons.
 We don't see that father has any great show for lording it over moth- CT because she once wore a hoop skirt: at the same time he was using hair oil and bitters.
 Do people run from you? There are men and women in this town that people always avoid, they are So full of unreasonable whines, com plaints and criticisms. Look yourself over; do people run from you?
 For the Lancaster Literary society to debate: Would a country that was settled by men who rode into it in automobiles, show as rapid de velopment and progress as the coun- try shows that was settled by men who rode into it on OK wagons?
 An Atchison woman who is a step- mother recently went around to her neighbors with a most original sub scription" paper. Her step-son, age 1 12, had covered the cat with gaso- line, and set fire to it, and then had cut off the dogs tail. The step- mother asked those neighbors who thought the boy needed punishment to subscribe their names to the pa per. Five signed, and the remain ing four refused: What would Willie's poor angel mother say, they said, if she knew that he had a step-mother who wants to whip him. The poor little motherless lamb!"
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
LAST OF STONE AGE MAN.
Tasmanian Aborlgines Not Appreciat.
 ed Until 1t Was Too Late.

The visitor to Tasmania can have an experience that is novel-he can call on the last of the native race of the land. She is Trucaninni, and she holds receptions in a glass case in the National museum.
 There is only the skeleton left. but Judging from that she was a well-or- ganized little body of about four feet.
 The Tasmanian aborigine was a clean sort of person. moving every day, so as not to have the dirt or ashes of yesterday in his camp.
 The mode was uncut hair for men, shaven heads for women. Both wore at times necklace and also on occa. sions tied a strip of fur around the calves of their legs They seemed to get along very we'll with this, even though the winters were cold.
 Then came the white man with his gun and his modesty. Between the gun and the blanket and some other clothes and the permanent shelter. there was only one left in the '70s. and she-Trucaninni--died at about the age of 70 years in 1876. and her bones, we'll articulated and polished, stand in state to-day.
 When this face had disappeared the "paleozoic fellows" discovered that these Tasmanian aborigines were probably the worlds only specimens of the people of the stone age.
 But the discovery came too late The folk who had mixed up with them were not of the caliber to give the world a very good, to say nothing or reliable, record of the inner char acteristics of this extra primitive peo- Die, or their traditional account of how they got marooned on this iso- lated island.
 Their principal record left is that they did not worry-a fact from which 1t may be reasoned that bald heads and gray hairs were probably not known in the days when slabs of granite were legal tender.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
THE KID.

Gee whiz it seems to me that skool Has jest been out woke or so, Now it's a-gettin' reddy, thow, To start agen-t this wirld is crool An turf on boys as turf can be; There's chores to do an grass to cut An no one else to do it but The kid, an that of course IS me. Still cud stand this wirld of wo An do mi chores an not get sore If to that skool house never moar I'd half to take mi books an go; An ile be mity hapy when
 To be grate big man l grow. Because I've thawt it out and know He never have no trubbles then.
 Lee Shippey.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
THE HOSPITAL SITUATION.

Like every enterprise where large interests are at stake, especially when of public or semi-publiC character, the preliminary work of building the Kansas City Southern Employees hospital in Mena has continued over much time so much that many who were not in posi- tion to know just what the situation was were skeptical as to the ultimate result.
 It can be said positively, however, that in the minds of those who were best posted as to actual conditions, there has never been a doubt but
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
The National Forests and the Lumber
 Snnnly.


 A point in the industrial progress of the United States has now been reached where development of the country is made, not in tho face of the forest but with its essential aid. The old process of exhausting the supply of timber in a region and then seeking new fields is practical ly over Already the lumber in dustry is turning back on it's tracks. A quality of timber is eagerly sought in the Lake states which a | few years ago was ignored as utterly worthless, and in the South the whole pine region is being gone over in close search for the old field pine, a tree once dispised but now bought up at prices much higher than those formerly paid for the magnificent timber of the virgin ! forests.
 A publication just issued by the Department of Agriculture, entitled National Forests and the Lumber Supply" defines the important part which the National Forests are des- tined to play in the economic devel- opment of the country. Abuses have grown up under the laws which provide for the disposition of public land, notably the segregation of large holdings of timber land for speculative purposes. Timber from the National Forests is now pur- chased by the thousand board feet, and payment is made upon the actual scale of the logs when cut. Two dollars and half per thousand feet is comparatively low as present charges go, but since the cut ranges from 5000 to 10000 feet per acre, the government receives from five to twenty times as much for the tim Der as it did under the timber and stone act.
 Public opinion now demands, not that the government should dispose of its remaining timber lands as rapidly as possible and leave it to private enterprise to exploit the forest hastily, but that what remains of the National Forests should be more conservatively used. The government has been forced into the lumber business solely in order that supply of forest products may be guaranteed to future generations.
 The first effect of National For ests upon prices, particularly where there is still great deal of available timber, is to raise the price of out side stumpage toward it's actual value by withdrawing the excess supply of low-priced timber from the market. But later, as the SUD- ply of timber dwindles and values are forced upward by speculative holdings, the effect of the forests will be to check the advance of prices.
 In the virgin forest, growth is just about balanced by decay. In the western forests, however, natural deterioration is greatly augmented by forest fires. The fires usually do most harm by damaging merchant able timber, but, great as this injury is, vastly more actual loss in forest wealth results from the yearly burn- ing over of the grass and undel- growth of the forest. Ground fires do not consume the large trees, but they destroy seedlings outright and injure growing trees so that they quickly decay. Finally, the forest floor. composed of a mold of needles, twigs and mosses, is burned away.
 Far beyond the present influence of tko Af.4t.,,~l IFo..o,-k.s ... A.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
THE MENA ryrNTNC STAR

to it's readers daily service covering .he most important of the worlds gen. eral happenings. as well as those items of local news that go to make a home munity. If you want the news in your Evening Star. By carrier or mall, 40c ger month.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12

The weather bureau promised generally fair" for Sunday. It was, but the rains that came on both sides of Sunday make things seem a great deal more fair.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
Pacific Steamer Ashore

San Francisco, Sept. 1O.-- ne s' Ssu CT San Gabriel, which sailed run ps,,.st Pedro Saturday for Umpqua ~ poIut ran ashore one mile north ol as 4 Reyes Monday morning uu ba yes. heavy fog. It is believed tnar ,,,'a 's San gel will be total loss Y
 Gabriel carries a crew of ID "'''
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12

Vacant houses in Mena are at a premium these days and more peo- pie are coming almost daily. As the world becomes better acquainted with the advantages offered this will continually gain force.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
Chicago Heating Company EalIs

Chicago Sept. S.--A petition in in. voluntary bankruptcy was filed satur. day in the federal court against the Ere Heating company, and reeeiv. CT was appointed for the concern. The naDiiities are placed at $1O00OO with littie assets Charges are made in tn petition that F. W. Gale the nresi. dent Of the company. diverted laree his own use. P'''S 'o
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12

and has administered the forests thereon in accordance with forestry principles. In consequence, the community enjoys a permanent
 income from permanent estate: an income, furthermore, sufficiently large to render taxation unnecessary.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12

There has probably never been a time in Mena's history when so much money was spent in remodel ing in fixing up homes as now.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12

Saratoga. N. r., Sept. 1O.-Amii gaily decorated streets veterans of the grand army of the republic arriving for the forty-first national encamp ment, which will be held here this week. Fifty thousand veterans are expected. This may be the last en- campment held elsewhere than Wash. ington, D. c. At the business ses- sion of the organization, a resolution probably will be introduced fixing that place as the permanent meeting place of the organization hereafter. It IS also probable that within a few years the annual encampment will become only meeting of delegates for the veterans are, it was stated, by c. A. R. officials Sunday night becoming too feeble to attend the meetings n a body and to take part in the annual parade.
The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-12
o. A. K. MEN GATHERING.
The Forty-first National Encsmpm.ut Opens at Saratoga, N. Y., Tuesday
 Visited Grants Tomb.

New York, Sept 10.--Many veterans of the war of the rebellion arrived in this city Monday from points in the south and west, on their way to Sara toga, where they will attend the forty first national encampment of the Grand Army of the Republic, which will open Tuesday. The delegates many of whom were accompanied by wives and daughters, spent much of the day in visiting Grants tomb, Gov ernor's Island and other places of spe cial interest to old soldiers. They made a picturesque show as they passed through the crowded city streets, many of the veterans being bedecked in a manner suggestive of their appearance when they particl pated in the stirring events of lSsl 1865. Perhaps the most striking ei. feet was that presented by the sur vivors of the famous "Bucktails,' a Pennsylvania regiment, who wore black slouch hats with bucktas draped jauntily about the brim.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
GanSwiftbs1battlitbe

@csen 3siRbrauf mnierer Strafen.
8as nabt I'm Die giesuns Der Strabe
10 i6neQ?
@as beuten bic bumpfen Signale?
8as flieben 10 eilig Die Gent bon Der
Steu?
9robt linen bes 2ebens rSinale"?
SITS @aiiereefabr? it's Seuer, bas
breunt,
Sab Aaes ipie ndrrii6 bon onnnen
rennt2
Nift 8aiier, nidt Seuer. maht Iues
mpbil
Gin Srahe nd6ert iih ihndubenb.
Ser Grade, er neltnt lid Mutor1obil,
@r nahet ith ipriBen0 unD ltdubeno;
SaSu ma6t er Ausen pie Tdber am
Yflue.
8ie Die S6leiereule aif ndhtlidem
Slug.
&ennt nieber. mas nidt entrinnen
fam,
@efiibaos ure3 falt, lit ibm aaes esal.
Serldonet ni6t Sinh, nidt @eib. nidt
Mann,
Ser autoprob frdgt nur ndh aapitul.
llnb Dab linn 0 oieiem Niemano mas
rdube.
0tadt idnelmoelidit er ii1 fort. aus
Dem Stalihe.
limb bie er peri6eudt, lie tebren
5uriid,
@edr9ert, erbittert ii6er S~errense>
babren,
@eriolgen beu lIn6plo nit beraftens
Dem Bid,
lInb miini6en linn Ielbit Die erie6ten
@efabren.
@ut SPELL. benft err. Dab i6 blieb anf
Dem Sis,
Cont iibteu an mir lie Spndiuifi5.
Sas @olf. emrp0rt iiber Der 9erren
Srlb,
GS folset Dem 8eiipiel Der Ibnen.
Sput lid, 5uianumen 5n ieinem Shue,
Sem Iuto 5u lperren Die 8abnen.
.9ie StraBen fir ms, Die mir lie
be5ablt,
llnb Die mir beIorgen BEN llnterbaltl"
GO lautet Der 9eute 8e9ebr.
Sic Gimme ibrer @ernunft;
9cnn mas lie perlansen, lit @ebr
8e9en plutofratiI6e CUNT,
Sic aa5eit germ ibren Sodmutb err
neut,
8is i6r bas Golf fpieber Salt sebeilt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Der Serr College.

Gin inn9er 2ebemann iitt in cinem
9ate nit 5fpei Snmen in mffaaens
Der Soilette, Dor ibm itebt elm oiirfs
tig gcfleibeter @ann.
s@iiten Sag. Serr College. baben
sic nidt ein panr Wart fir MIDI
ilhrig? S6 babe beute nod ni6t 5u
Wlittn9 geipeiit.~
~@iel @asl College? llubers
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

gltern 9~eipobnet guere 9inoer
bon friibciter ainbbeit aui an piinfts
liden nnb freuoigen 8ebprlam.
Grit Damn erfcunt Der @enid,
feline @iite unb StGrfe, ipenn er burd
@ioerpartisfeiten seitdblt pirb.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Wer mar Columbus?

Sn elmer Sdule ipar Yriifune. Del
Der seosrapbii6en @eipreduns Gmes
rita's miro aud Der gntoeder bieies
Grbtbeils %8enannt. Ser 2ebrer
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
spab mnb audi itin.
Der Serr Corporal.

Corporal (5um &etruten. Der aui
Boiten itebt): Ser Serr General
tpiro borbeifommen. sic tpiiien bod
pobl, mas sic 81 tbun baben?l"
Gefrlit: gu 8efebll"
Ser Corporal, Der benz General ans
ideineno ettpas @idtises 5u melben
bat. fommt einige Iale ben Yoiteu
fraeen. Oh Der General bereits gefoms
men iei. mnb ba berielbe berneint. ents
fernt ,er iiI miirriid. &aum iebod
lit err fort, 70 iiebt Der Refrut ben @es
neral fommen, sebt itramm auf ibr
gu, ialutiert unb frast: Sinh Sis
Der @eneral?~
General: .SatpobI, gfell"
8efrut: rNa. Sic f0nnen iid a.
"freu'nl 9rei Mal bat idon Der Ser,
Corporal mad Sbnen sefrastIl"
- - ~
Gin W6rtprer.
Gr5t: SD bin eben audi Elm Spfei
meines 8erufesl"
Serr: .Bieip benn?"
Gr5t: .Nun. ale meme Yatienter
iinb mir seitorben."
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Grsdnsmng.
s@laubit 9u, bab Die CHE 5tpiider
Dem Spernidnser unb Der 8anfiers.
pittpe cine barmonii1e fem ipirb?"
Cine gliidlihere gr9dnsuns fanr
i9 mir ipeuigitens nift benfen? el
bats Weetau in Der 8eble unb Tie II
Der 8oriel"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

bolte i'm feline Srau aus Dem @irtbss
bauS."
- ~ y
Snbtpibnea.
Dame Tim gigarrenlaben): sd
m0dte cine p%ailenbe gisarreniorte fir
meinen Mann - er lit unterieBt nno
briinett."
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Sanfipnsit1rnng.
gobn (5um @elegenbeitsbidter):
sd mo6t' alio baben a if0nes 8es
oibt gum @ebnrtstas meiner Srau-
ie beiBt Sarabl"
Observation-Disclosures: rS66n, fonns
te i9 Sbre Srau @emabIiu bieaeidt
einmal ieben?"
Gobn: wNein, lieber ni6t = ionit
fdut's nidt 10 idon aus. ipie ids
tpiinihel"
Gigne MmffaKmns.
8oIfs5dbler: .Sooiel id tpeiB,
tpobnt bel Sbnen nod elm Maior -
Den baben sic perseiien in Der 8d6s
l~unssliite an5ufiibren."
Sausbeiiber: .a9 nein, Der IT, sic
ndmli6 iiber5dbli9l"
= -
Sugenb= Grinncrmnsen.
Satin: aBeibt Su nod, Bruno.
unter bieiem 2inbeubaum BADEN mir
itns ben eriten &lib 9egeben 49,.
bod bait, bas iparit 9u ia gar ni6tl"
8atte: "@eipib maj ids 49,.
aber Su mart es ni6tl"
&%S
Oeiftessesenipart.
Gpotbefer (9sadts nad Sauie foms
menb. gu einem GpiBbuben) .8as
ipollen Sic oenn bier?"
ginbreder: .NiGts, nifts g
lit i6on pieoer beiierl"
y - y
t1nangenebm.
IntomobiliIt: nIuipeb, Jest it's a.
febltl Mein Sdueioer bat iid elm
automobil sefauft. pas brci Sferoes
trdft' mebr bat ais oas meiuigel"
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- - =
4uS Der Sdmle.
2ebrer: .Seio rnbig ainoer. unb
lernt geborden i'd nub audi ges
borden; iper ia9t mir. pem?"
Woris: nSbrer Sraul"
Xx ~
@pr @eriht.
&idter: .Sie fibren an Sbrer
Gntidulbisun9 an. hab sic Den alds
ger irrtbiimli6er 28eiie aeihla>
gen baben. inbem sic i'm fir Den
bielten. Dem sic Die Yriisel 5useoadt
batten. Stun bebauptet aber Der alds
ger. bab er sic mad Dem erlten
S9la9e iofort barber auffldrte. oaB
err Der llnrette lei. uno troboem bas
ben Sic tpeiter auf i'm loseeidlagenl
Ius peldbem 9runbe oas?"
Gngeflagter: ga. bann mar ib
tuiitbeno oariiber. oab es ni6t Der
Hi9tise tparl"
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Cine cute Hesnng.
Neutrality-suspicious. (5um etpas
5erfniridt eri9einenben Gnseflaaten
in poblpoaenbem 3one): rGlip.
sic iagten. sic bdtten Gneit sebabt.
ais sic Die 9rieftai6e itablen2"
Ingeflaster Ghii2tern) +: nSa. bab
ie ettpa leer iein fonntel"
- y y
Shnea reiplpiert.
3e6tsanpalt: .2ieber Sreunp, oa
lit gar ni6ts 81 MAIDEN. sic miii1en
it'd ibon orein ergeben. benin oas
Seitament Sbrer ~peritorbenen Sante
tonnen Sic abiolut nidt a~nfebtenl"
Staoioius: n9ta. oann feht i1 halt
bic grben anil"
y y -
Ih TO!
rSieb mai ben Igenten 2eimer ba
oriiben. Ser 6eiab friiber fiinf5ebu
Yferoe unO belt ii6 cine @uiits
fapele."
so? Oa mar ct ipobl elm flotter
2ebemann?"
nSaS ni6t - aber &nrulielbes
iiser."
- q -
Der selcbrtc Serscant.
Soloat; .gnti6uIoisen Sic. Serr
Serseaut. founen sic uns nift iagen.
mas elm Weteor lit? Sier in Der 3eis
tung itebt. oaB ems berunterses
fallen it,"
Serseant: .Neteor - Meteor -
bas fommt BON Sebrdiiden.
3onnt ibr bebrdii6?"
SolSat: .giein. Serr Sergeant"
Gergeant: .Na. Damn fonnt Sbr's
bod niht beriteben. Sbr S6afSfopfe.
ipenn ids gu6 audi erfldrte."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
iddmter aerll @a6' bab 9u forts

ldamter aerll @ad' bob Su forts
tommtl"
"Au, Nnl Iur ni6t sleid 10
arob! ODER limb mir pieaei6t ni6t
Golegen? 9as mas sic iett tbun.
bas @elo Sbres 8aters periuren,
babe i'd I6on Dor breibis Sabren ae>
than nnS bas mas i9 iett tbue -
betteln-fperben Sic pobI in breibis
Sabren tbun!"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Y"bOtograpDicm

fomnen nur pon Srpsrten bsrasitelt iuerbeii.
IS gilt bel oeren 9srtsuunS g%riabruus
III baben, p~ailcnoe 3opi. mo 8orperteQuus
gen ;u beobtsu, oas p~aiienSe eiAt. nno
ShatlsnperbGltniB ;u tenuen uIo oann
auh bic noibieeu. oft rs6t foilpielissn
spparate III habei. Oieies Ales 1T pors
banosn. menp Shr Sire Photographic BON
mir rc& ~hfr'.
u. 9. NaeGensie.
1875 9laYsSw. Oaoaqae. 70
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
GrsGnsnng.
" ~
Compliment.

@ortragenber: ~@ie bat 'Sbnen bas
Sieo .Sriib Rorgens, tpenn Die
5dbne frdb'n". sefaaen2"
Same: .gs mar iebr natiirlid ees
irngen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Snr Seihen Der Seit.

Snsenieur (auf Der 8erft) /:
,Seben Sic bieies ariessidiff. meine
Serren. Sorn ipiro an ieiner Yols
lenbuns searbeitet unb binten pirb es
bereits - umeebaut."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
~ ~
Gin 0pnrmanb.

Game: Stun Serr Baron, tpie ldbt
iif Der Iutomobiliport an? 5aben
sic i6on Scenario iiberfabren2"
Baron: $50 benfen sic bin. snds
bise Srau! gs fault. bod fein Neiiter
bonn Simmell"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Gin Snlber.

Sic: .9ait On oenn san5 berseiien.
mas beute fir elm tpidtiser Tag lit.
oa Bort bod anes aufl"
Or: AID ia, beute iinb es ia fiiufs
unb5pan5is Sabre, bab Ou ben Eau=
toffel i6pinsltl"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
ttmter Irennbimnen.

Ielteres Srdulein: .S6r' MIR, ipie
berrli6 oas 8eldute Der Seroen
tlinst."
Sunse Sran: nGd, oa ionteit Du
crit Die Soh5eitsluden lduten b0ren."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
3~eitsemakes iibcr samerfrant.

lleber feline @eiie ua6 Strabbnrg
unO Ndin5. 5ipeds grfunoigungen
iiber GuItur bes @eibs
{ rnuts unb 6 m a 6 c n
eIben 5n Sauerfraut bes
ridtet Serr y. @onuer in Riibleu@
bad. 9urembltrg. 0a es audi bier
in BEN gereinigten Stanten 2anbleute.
ia iogdr piele 9anbs unb Staotleute
gibt. mel6e ibr eigenes Sauerfraut
~5ieben" uno einmahen, 10 mDgen
iene 8inte beS %genannten Germ
Wanfem pou Nusen iein. 9ers
Ielbe ihreibt:
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Muf bent NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..

gerfduferin: ~&aufen sic hieien
Ieherihdrfer. CT lit unperipiiitlif)
unb ihdrft in elmer Ninuteu finfz
unb5pan5is Reiierl"
Serr: .Sebr ihonl 8as fol- ih
aber NIT fiiniunb5pan5is i9arfen
IeHern?"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Sn Der WdbGeninnle.

2ebrer: ~8arum iinb Die ltbren
auf Sbiirmen ansebra6t?"
SaS tleine 2ott1en: ~Samit Die
Sunsen lie niht ent3tpei MAIDEN
tonnen."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

Ter geicprc sergeant.
Soloat: .gnti6uIoisen Sic. Serr
Serseant. fonnen sic uns nift iagen.
mas elm Weteor lit? Sier in Der 3eis
tuns itebt. bab ems berunterses
fallen it,"
Serseant: .Neteor - Weteor -
ba5 fommt bonn Sebrdiiden.
9onnt ibr bebrdii6?"
Soloat: .Nfein. Serr Sergeant"
Serseant: ~Na. Damn fonnt Sbr's
bod niht beritebcn. Sbr S1aisfopie.
penn ids gu6 aud erfldrte."
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ttnbeabfihtiste grpbbcit.
g.: sd iase INNER Aues. mas if
oente."
g.: .9ann reSen sic tpobl iibers
baupt nidt iebr biel2"
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Strebiam.
y@as ma6t benn SIR Sobn?"
20. benz sebt's gut; Der bat jest
i6on 10 piele S6uloen 5uiammeu, bat
er heiratben tann."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Shnca %reiplpiert.

8edtsanualt: .2ieber Sreunp. ba
lit gar nibts 81 MAIDEN. sic miii1en
it'd ihon orein ergeben. benn bas
Seitament Sbrer p~eritorbenen Sante
tonnen Sic abiolut nidt anfebtenl"
S%tloioius: rNa, bann feht i9 halt
bic grben AMI"
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Gigne MmffaTmng.

8oIfs5dbler: .Sobiel id fpeiB,
tpobnt bel Sbnen nod elm Waior -
Den baben sic ~perseiien in Der 8d6s
lnngsliite an5ufibren."
Sausbeiiber: .a9 nein. Der IT, sic
ndmIib iib~er5dbli9l"