The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1907-01-27

tieieDy showing Just pride IN their cranial
/ lines Of beauty, and at the same time Civ
ing due heed to the eternal verfties by
Iconceaiing DhysiognomicaI defects.
Nevertheless. there are a great man,
more Teddy bulls IN this country than
there are Teddy bears
The President wants a bigger navy,
Congress wants a bigger salary. Chancel-
Tor Day wants digger trusts, the Philip
pine troops want bigger pistols. Senator
elect JEFF Davis wants bigger rows in
the Senate. Say. doesn't somebody want
a Hitler something?
George Bernard Shaw has finally dis
covered something to commend in Shake
speare. Trifing as. the discovery is &c
will. nevertheless. probably afford the
old fellow $ ghost a chance to secure IL
much-needed nights rest.
Mr.. Money declares shat he is the
poorest man in the Senate" Sort Of stage
MOney as IL were.
Modern woman is a walking bonfire. 3"
says the Chicago Chronicle. No; a walk
ing bOnbOu-
Don't be content TO settle down; be
dangerous woman, was the advice given
20 q class Of college girls by the president
Of the institution a few days since Does
the professor want them TO be summer
girls all the year round?
a war Of words between TiHman and
Carmack is worth going miles 20 hear"
thinks the Atlanta Journal Hardly
since free passes have been abolished.
This country isn't scared of war We
not only have plenty Of auxiliary cruisers
% sight but we also have auxiliary-hero
HoDson to call upon ia ease of need.
What this country needs is an adjust
ment Of the differences existing al this
time between the anu-race suiciders and
the railroad block system signals.
The second juror chosen in the Thaw
case Is said not 20 believe in capital nun
ishment Therefore the end of the NAV,
case VIII not be quite as shocking as
some people had thought II might be
Hall Gaines son has gone on the stage
He can make quite hit with his pa bv
numbering Shakespeare at his earliest
convenience.
Gen. Koifer says. we have grown
prodigiously bigger and richer and more
obtruslve- According To the dictionary
"obtrusive" means ''meddlesome. Whv
that's what Swettenham was driving nj.
Uncle Sam is once more up against that
thrilling game, Engineer. Engineer.
Who's Got the Engineer"
a writer in the New York sun says that
craps is really a very ancient game of
decidedly aristocratic lineage. We have
no doubt Of IT, You cannot always Judge
gentleman by the clothes he wears.
New York spends $5s.O64 per day for
stamps. The .oa Is spent at the post
Office and the 50 at the drugstores.
TWO more women have appeared upoD
the scene claiming the remains Of Steele
the Philadelphia bomb thrower As that
gentleman was reduced 10 exactly 36.9t5
distinct and separate scraps, it does look
as though there ought to be remnants
enough TO go round.
That scientist may be right about the
earth drying up but the Mississippi River
seems 70 have grave doubts about it,
A writer declares that the real ruler of
China is the governor Of PechiH. What
has become Of old Miss?
King Peter, of Servia, wants 20 put his
second son upon the Servian throne.
Looks as though these kings all have IT
in for the second and third sons.
Edward VII is credited with bringing
about "a quiet and non-sensational sepa-
ration of the Marlborough" Undoubtedly
King Ned is one Of the greatest gum-shoe
artists Of modern times.
Probably the reason winter was 50 late
in its arrival is because it was advertised
TO arrive on schedule time
The Charleston News and Courier refers
to him as Senator Comeback. of Ten
nessee-' Everybody hopes he will. some
day.