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Cañon City record., 1907-08-15

have always thought it would be a
great thing If people could marry and
remain in love. But SO few do it.
What's the trouble?
A man who owns an automobile
will never laugh at an automobile
joke.
After winning a triumph over an
enemy, the next battle to fight is
against an inclination to look 1t.
You may think you are handicapped
but think of the bashful young man
when corn on the cob is plentiful.
This is what daughter usually
thinks about Father: That If she were
Mother she'd make him stand around.
Frank H. Hitchcock, first assistant
postmaster general, has been sent out
this way to "fee the VESTS pulse" The
VESTS pulse, thank you, will be found
much more satisfactory than its tenn
perature.
Have you noticed that every time
you see in the newspapers the name
of Casablanca the Moorish town which
is having trouble with the French, 1t
makes you think of Casabianca. the
boy who stood on the burning deck?
A man at Florence lately called an
acquaintance into a stairway, and ac-
cused him of circulating Stories"
about him and certain woman.
Thereupon the acquaintance said: II
will put a hundred dollars In the
Florence National bank, and IL you
will find a man or woman in the
townlwho didn't know all about your
connection with this woman long be-
fore 1 came to Florence, I will for
felt the money"
Here is an unusual occurrence: A
Canon woman's father was a wild
over and was reaching that age when
he would be a care, and so the Canon
woman managed to bring him
and a good looking widow together,
hoping the two would arrange a mar
riage. They did. The marriage came
OF. The old gentleman is very COM
Portable, and the daughter is free to
do as she chooses. AS a rule, daugh-
ter does not want to take care Of a
widower-father, but neither does she
want to give that privilege to a step
mother.
A high-forehead in Boston says the
from birth to the age of economic
independence is $25,OOO. This will
cause some amusement in Canon,
where it is estimated that children do
not cost $1,000 from birth to date Of
economic independence, and the cost
decreases with every child born. The
second child uses the first child's
clothes, high chair, baby buggy, school
books, etc. This is one trouble with
the statictics gathered by the high
foreheads: They fit people of the
wealthy class, but do not in any way
apply to the great medium class. How
much, for instance. does 1t cost to
, raise children in Canon? Does any
one know? There never was but one
man, it is said, mean enough to keep
books on his children, and he has
moved away.
Behold the Old Hen! How faithful
she is. And it's all natural; no one
nags at her to do her duty. An old
hen belonging on a ranch below town
has "set" three times this summer.
The last time she sneaked off into the
grass, laid sixteen eggs and came off
the other day with sixteen chickens.
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15
FILED PETITION TO SET
ASIDE SHERIFF'S DEED

A. II. DeBord through his attorneys,
s. s. Jones and Champion & Blunt,
has filed petition to set aside the
sheriff's deed to certain property ord
cred conveyed by the district court to
Mrs. De Bord as alimony at the time
of her divorce from the complainant
about year ago. The case will come
up for a hearing at the November term
of court
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15
SIDEWALK MUTTERINGS.

young man and young woman
will fall in love, and be so desperately
in love as to attract the sniffs OF peo-
pie; people who say it won't last"
Finally they marry and in two or
three months the neighbors are sniff
ing because the bridegroom is so cold.
Who is to blame? Why doesn't the
BRIDEGROOM remain in love? We
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15
the RIGHT MEDICINE
FOR PELVIC TROUBLES
FOUND IN PE-RU-NA.

MFRS. CAROLINE KRAMER. Fort
Avx Collins. Col, writes:
''The majority of women who are suf-
fering from disordered periods and
other pelvic troubles, have such strong
faith in doctors that they allow them
70 experiment ON them for kidney. liver
or stomach troubles until they become
completely discouraged and their money
u gone.
"This Was my unfortunate exP0.
rse0cs for nesriy two yes8 Whes ~
0tfs1tt0a was called 20 P0raaa.
~ hsrdly dared believe that at last
had found tho right medicine. but -
kept ON using it and was finally cured.
I could only thank God and take co0s-
r0gs.
"I have had most satisfying results
flum the use Of your medicine and have
advised dosens Of women who were su3-
fsring with woman's ills 10 use Peruns
and let the doctors alone.
'srhoss who followed my advice arc
bsttsr today and many ere fully restored
10 hsalth."
Nrs. wilds Mooers, r. r. D., No. 1,
Lsnts, Orc, writes:
"1or the past four yesrS Wa
vrstched woman, suffering With severe
backaches and other psins, leaving ne
% weak and weary that IL was only
with difnculty that was able 70 attend
10 ny household duties.
"S sse6 1affsrs1f so@ediss. As1
Aoun1 - eoAief WafN = - fFk06 PefuaA
@Wfthin twoveek 10 there was change
Cor the bstter and In less than three
nnaAhsI was . we'll and happy woman.
ssAu the praise 10 due - Peruna.
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15

An operetta, THE Fairy of the
Fountain" interspersed with special
ties, is to be given at the opera house
on Tuesday evening August 20, under
auspices Of the w. c. T. U. About
forty Canon City little folks will take
part. The funds will be used toward
the erection Of drinking fountain,
and 1t Is hoped that our citizens will
attend and help in the cause.
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15
At Night Only

Rain or shine. No disappointment.
Price OF admission reduced for this
dat. only. Worth going miles to see
be there. II laughing hurts you stay
away.
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15
Nothing Like This Ever
Attempted Before

What does KNOBS o. Tennessee"
mean? Knobs is . term used by the
southern mountaineer to designate the
foothills of the mountains.
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15

Spacious, rain-proof tent, especiall!
constructed for the housing of lthil
gigantic, novel entertainment.
Cañon City record., 1907-08-15
The New Drug Stoss
b rhs hssFissN ssek

We are sorry II you have to take
medicine-We are glad to sell you
the very best when you need It.
Our pharmaceutical supplies We
purchase OF the most reliable man
ufacturers. The cheap kinds We
do not carry. 1t doesn't pay US to
sell them. II 1t Is the purest and
best you want In drugs. we have
them.
RambO& Simon !
6i5 Main Phone West 4Ol
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07
LINTON
Record z5th9

Arthur eKebler,f fernaefl OF Lintons
was married 4last Tuesday, at James
town, this state, to Miss Helen NJ
singqe tary. and Mrs. Keebler
will reside in Mandan. Arthur was
once an Emnions county reside nt, and
has many friends here who will wish
him and his bride aNhappy life.
III Hazelton is likely, to have two. new
elevators soon, The Cargill company
of Minneapolis and a man named
Grow, of Hector, Mimi, have asked
the N P. railway company for sites
for the buildings. s.Ea KS
| "a man named Tempel, a South Da-
kotan, has purchased some land on
both sides of tbs track, just south of
Brofy, and has had Surveyor Harold Of
4 Bismarck at work surveying it into
! lots and blocks. It is to be named
1 Templeton, and it is said will be
doomed when the merry spring time
| comes. 3t,t 3.,s
| In Justice court at Hazelton Monday
of last week, Walter Z. Craig was held
to the district court in bonds of $500,
for the alleged seduction Of Elfreida
1 Neugebauer, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
4 Tony Neugeibauer, OF the northern part
| of the county. The boy is eighteen
| years old. The girl is about the same
age, or younger, and she is enceinte
Two of Unions wen known and
l1well liked residents were united in
marriage yesterda Wedsesay, Dec.
| 4--at the home Of DR.. and Mrs, G..
/ O. Smith, in Linton; the ceremony
being performed by the Rev. N. Wood,
pastor of the methodist church The
young people who took one another
for better or worse were Mr.. Reuel J..
Grain and Miss Anna D. Braddock.
They were attended by Mr., Earle
Smith and Miss Mamie Shier. The
bride is the. daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Edward Braddock, Of Linton: She
| grew to Womanhood IN Emmons .coun-
tg. Accomplished pleasant-mannered
and courteous with everyone, she is
highly esteemed by all who know her.
She has been a good girl and will
make q good wife The groom is a
younger brothero OF Mr.. e. Al. Grain, Of
the First Bank of Linton. He is ia
young man well worthy of the Young
lady whom he has won. He has been
employed in .theFbank for about three
years, and he has been s.as steady as
clock work. =
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07
H'WIl'ARD
]. Hill Says Railroads
viii Help Increase
Waterways

washington, ID. g., Dec. Ga Nota7
bic feature of the Rivers and Harbors
Congress convention, now IN session
in this city. was an address deli erred
today by r Hill, president q the
Great Nerthern Railroad company,
who was introduced to the congress as
the wizard of trans ortation and onS,
Of the greatest railroad builders ii
the world &
Mr.. Hill created great enthusiasm
among the tWenty-ive hundred dele.
gates iby elarfng that ths railroads
Of the country would support cordially
any proper plan for the Development
of legitimate waterways Of the Unis-
ed States He produced figures to
show that the fraffic of the ceiaalts
had become 50 great and was inereas
ing So trernendo that it was BE-.
You'd the phys steal power Of the rail
roads ID hand He made a most
rtant and 81 cant statement Of
the attitude of railroad men toward
~ y ~
the Legislation which has been direct
sd against rail carriers in America
and declared that all railroads asked
was permission to conduct their bust
mss Ia a proper way, under fair reg,I-
lagions ana fair laws.
| Notable addresses were also deliver
ed TO congress by governors Of states.
including Governor Johnson Of MIN
nesota and by other men prominently
l identified with political and CONNER
| cial life Of the nation. Among those
present today at the sessions OF the
convention were scores Of members
/ Of congress, upon whom it is the de-
sire OF the convention that its IDEAS
be part cnfarIy impressed. The CON
4 yentdon will conclude its work tonaor-
row by the adoption of a series OF
resolutions Incorporating its idea that
4 a comprehensive national scheme for
i the improvement Of international wat
4 erways Of the country should be crys-
! talized in law. 5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07
WASN'T PARTICULAR
PEST HOUSE KEEPER LOVES AN
INMATE SO HARD He SHOOTS
HER

Washing ton, p. 81, Dec. VIM,
White SO years old; a married man,
and father Of six children and watch
man al the pest house, today shot
and probably fatally wounded Mrs,
Annie Moore, So-three years old, wife
o9 Walter Moore. and mother oil
two children. and then shot himself
with probably fatal effect The Moore
family had bgen under quarantine at
the pest house, where White became
acquainted with the woman and the
shooting was the result or an Illicit
love affair.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07
A Real Wonderland


South Dakota, with its rich silver.
mines, bonanza farms, wide ranges
and strange natural formations; Is a
yeritable wonderland. At Mound City,
in the home of Mrs p. D.. Clapp a
wonderful case Of healing has lately
occurred. Her son seemed near death
with lung and throat trouble. Elk
hausting coughing spells occurred ev-
cry five minutes, writes Mrs. Clapp,
when 4 began giving Dr.. Kings New
Discovery, the great medicine, that
saved his life and complete ely cured
him. Guaranteed for coughs and
colds, throat and lung troubles by
LENHART DRUG co. ..
druggist SOC and 81. Trial bottle
free. a Il. II.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07
Applications for State Depositaries

Notice is hereby given that applica-
tions for the designation of state de-
,positarfes, under the provisions Of sec
ton 232 and 2ss Revised Codes Of
1905, will be received BY the State
Board Of Auditors at Bismarck, N. d.,
from all national and state banks IN
the state of North Dakota, until IL
O'clock m. Tuesday January 14th.
1908. s&t3si5 .5i
Each application must state: ".
The maximum amount of state
funds applied for.
2. The security offered by the appli-
cant. rs
3. The rate OF interest which the
applicant agrees to pay, rs.
4. The assessed value of the capital
stock Of the applicant.
Zach application must also contain
a certified copy of "a duly recorded re.
solution of the board of directors 81
the applicant, showing that such board
of directors acted upon the matter Of
making such publication, and author
/ ized the making of the same and the
execution and delivery to the state Of
| North Dakota of such bond as may
be approved as provided by law, fcI
security to said state for any state
funds deposited with such applicant
PROPER forms for such applications
and bonds will be furnished upon re
quest. Z =. egzsss II ~, ss
Dated at Bismarck, N. D., End day
of December! 1897.
sjSa & Alfred Blaisdell,
ss% FL. L.%Holmes, ~
Al.&eET. #. McCue, ,:5.,ts sssgXt4
State Board ofAuditors
Address all communications to AL.
fred Blaisdell. secretary Of state
MARK envelopes, Application for
State Depositary.'o #
The best Christmas present is
the Star Safety Razor, which can
be used by any boy or man, and will
last a lifetime.
No blades to buy and every part
guaranteed perfect, or money refund
ed Sold only by Et. 55A
G. w. WOLBERT HARDWARE co
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07
Here's Good Advice

q, S. aNopleyer, one Of the best
known merchants Of Le Raysyille, n.
Xxi, says III yon are ever troubled
with piles apply Bucklen's Ariaiea
salyes 1t cured me of them for good
u, pears ago Cures every sore,
wound, burn OF abrasion. 25cat
IsEselI7 ART DRUG 90.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07

q The display Of diamonds shown in
the window at Knowles & Haney's is
ceptionally bne. 5 Il.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07

RI Our cash prices on pianos cannot
be duplicated. st;A piano would be an
ideal Xmas gift for any home.
Knowles & Haney. ssj ,i3
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-12-07

a single trial will prove that for
purity and holesonleness Hunts
Perfect baking powder and extracts
cannot e-euualed.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-27
ppsrlntendent Of Public Instruction j.

OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION d.
ID. Eggleston as the great young man
who had. done more than any one to
Improve the schools" Mr.. Eggleston
spoke very entertainingly Of the state
pf the Virginia school system. He
criticized severely the county or city
That held back school money and did
mot spend it on the schools. and said
he would favor q larger appropriation.
but there must be conditions connected
with it that would force the authori-
Ties to make the improvements. The
Dld country school had played out, and
well-equipped sot,l teachers. with
ndequate salaries. were wanted. Our
responsibilities We're greater. he de-
tlared. and not less. He eulogiZcd the
teacher. stating that there was no civic
Improvement, nothing that was done
TOR the improvement identifying. puri-
Tying the city. town or country In
which the teacher was not found deep
~ interested in the work. They de-
Served to be ranked with the ministers
of the gospel. who spent their time in
the interest of humanity. Mr.. Eggles-
ton closed with the review OF the work
of the examiners. school superlntend-
ents and the educational department.
Their Important Work.
DR.. Mitchell of Richmond College,
closed the meeting with brief address
on the Importance of the public school
work OF the State.
A The superintendent and teachers
will get down to work tomorrow,
holding two sessions during the day,
which Will be followed by a reception
at the armory at night.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-27
TEACHERS OF STATE
GATHER IN ROANOKE
Large Attendance Upon Confer
ence, Which Opens With
Address by Governor.
NEED FOR BETTER SCHOOLS

ROANOKE. VA. November aG.-Roa-
school teachers and experimenting to-
in crowds Of teachers. and tonight
when the first meeting Of the school
conference Of Virginia teachers OPEN
ed at the Arrory.. the registrar was
The registration Is much larger than
the first day OF the conference in Rich
mond last year, said State Examiner
Hart.
Armory when Rev. w. c. Campbell
opened the conference with prayer and
asked divine blessings on the teachers
introduced Governor Swanson. He said
there were two very good reasons why
the Governor should preside over the
Of seco oe
he was Governor Swanson. of Nir-
ginia, who had been mainly instrume n
tai In organizing the conference. The
Governor was greeted with enthusiastic
applause.
Governors Happy Speech.
Governor Swanson said he could not
make>a speech He had talked, himself
he was like q Methodist preacher who
had his work In the barrens. He had
spoken so much that he consulted a
Richmond physician to INQUIRE II !, S: SO
and was told that mentally he was not
| injured. but his reputation had been
damaged. 1t gave him great pleasure
to see the teachers, especially the la
dies. They seemed to set Younger ana
swecter than they were in R!chmord.
and then he had to tell story showing
that Virginia woman never grew old,
den and do everything possible for. the
| Improvement of eGuca tion in Virginia,
and hoped that these conferences would
be had every Year, rs mile post show
The Governor reviewed What had been
done by the last General Assembly. and
said he hoped, that. the next would
20 60 more ot f6r Virsinia than was done
| education. With the Increased appro-
priatlon he hoped the people had been
lust enough to incrrase the salaries OF
The tea hsrs. II their salaries had rot
! were blamable. He believed In doing
things and not promising and not do
ing For twenty Years Virginia. mnde
The last General. Assembly had done
! more for education than any other
lin twenty years. If the next General
Assembly would live up With him moro
j honen to see the svstam Of education
! equal to that ~ any state. He closed
i With q commitment 10 Roanoke people.
Its Mayo" ard schools.
! The GovernOr's Welcome,
| MaNor joel n. Cutchin welcomed the
/ visitors. and EXPRESSED the hope that
i r. their stay ~ Roanoke would be 50
again. The Manor spoke strongly In
! favor OF COMPULSORY education. and
cited the case, OF one citizen who had
Al cents taxation bnastng about what
/ he had dome for the schools.
! a solo by Mrs. John Trout, with vio-
I'm accomnanment Ivy Miss Hannah
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-27
RABBI TALKS ABOUT
RELIGION IN SCHOOL
Rev. DR.. Klein Deplores Any
thing Calculated to Emphasize
Differences in Pupils.
.WELL-KNoWN PEOPLE DEAD
Especial 70 The Times Dispatch. j

PETERSBURG. VA. November &C.
Rev. DR.. .avid Klein. rabbi Of the
Rod of Sharon Synagogue. in this city,
expressed himself vigorously to-day
on. the subject Of an editorial which
recently appeared In Richmond news
paper, discussing the action OF the New
CITY se of Carols
public schools and criticizlng the Rus
sian Jews. after speaking OF the duty
Of the public press to. cultivate cit.
lines, and saying that the statement
that opposition to sectarianisnn In the
public schools enanated exclusively
from the Russian Jews was absolutely
'srhs public school has been called into
being for the sole purpose of educating
the youth Of the land. and to raise
them to good citizenship. IT is the
cate into young hearts and minds the
spirit OF patriotism. love and loyalty
to country. and by reason Of secular
training. prepare them for the duties
ing the public schools is directly op-
posed to and illustrates the purpose for
which the public school exists; For
this reason sectarlanism Is out OF place
in the public school,"
Or. Klein then expressed at length
his own rea.on for believing IN the
SLrlCL aVOlua0CC rs 10 res
ligion In public schools.
Splendid Musicale Given.
a musical entertainment Of a very
high order was given at st. Johns Epis-
copal Church this evening. when q
large audience heard an excellent pro-
gram Of vocal and instrumental m fgIs,.
Among those who took part in the, pro-
gram We're: Mrs. Charles p; Withers.
pGon n rs j Mems Mrs ysr S Rob
ertson. Miss Jennie Turner, Miss Jean
Greenway Trigg,s Miss Tiny TAYLOR
Miss Tlersnss Tit iss Miss May ISL!
MI Mr. and Mrs. Cleveland Wright, M
Nj M u Edward BuIcher, Mr.. Henly T II
nssM apa MI n H. IF orss recetyed from
copy OF the Governors Thanksgi lying
Day proclamation, printed in old Ems,
|lish type. and making an attractive
Miss Virginia Estelle Debit, daugh-
ter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Barclay
Debit. and Mr.. ernest Y Robinson,
chester chester Who is now living in Dinwid-
die county, We're married last FRIDAY
evening at the residence Of the bride IS
parents IL pnwiddie county, . Aft e pn the
son will make their home in New York.
Joseph n. Worth Dead.
MI. Joseph Il, Worth, one Of the
men men in this community, liea Mt his
residence on Franklin Street al :
O'clock this evening after, q long u
mess. Mr.. North was fifty-one Years
old, and is survived by his wife, twc
sons and ono dauEhter Who ara ]. u
North. IL. VII. Worth and Mrs. ohr
J.sloncs, /, 9,s
morning III her residence, 5la Iearl
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-11-27
.SAINUEIS CHARGED
WITH PERJURY, TOO
Danville saloonkeeper Out OF
Bail, Is Rearrested on New
Charge.
TWO STORIES DO NOT TALLY
Especial to The Times-pispatc,,.l

Special to The TimeS-DiEpatct!.1
DANvILLE. VA. November .6.-The
evidence and tlrA arguments in the case
Oh j. II. LAWRENCE. bonded distiller
OF Henry county. charged with defraud-
ing the government of revenue taxes,
were finished in the United States
Court here late this afternoon. The
Jury will deliberate on the case upon
reconvening Tomorrow morning. The
trial was begun Saturday, and many
witnesses were examined.
". E. Salnuels. a licensed saloon.
keeper of this city. was arrested this
afternoon on an Indictment charging
him with perjury. Samuels wus con.
victed last week of removing and con-
cealing spirits, and was sentenced to
thirty days in Jail and fined hundred
dollars. Eie was out OH bond this ~,
ternoon pending an appeal when re-
arrested. He furnished bond in the
sum OF one thousand dollars for his
continued appearance before court on
the perjury charge. 1t is alleged that
Samuels, in testifying for himself in
the revenue fraud case. made state.
mepts before the grand jury and he.
fore the court at the trial that do no,
agree. The district attorney has a
stenogtaphic report of the alleged con.
liicting statements of Samuels.
Over hundred witnesses will be
here tomorrow to testify when the
case of T. NJ. Angle, manager Of tho
Dry Fork Distilling Company. charged
with extensive frauds, Is called. II
now looks as If this case. Which will
probably consume two weeks, time
may be tried al this term OF court, as
II is reported that Judge Mcdowell
viii adjourn the usual term or court
scheduled to be held in December a,
Ilarrisonhurg.
The grand jury continues the inves.
,!gation of the frauds by the bonded