Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-11-30

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did he meet herr" HE did not meet
her. She overlook Philadelphia
Inquirer.
when bird can sing and WON'T
"Yes?" ct isn't half the trouble as
a bird that can't sing and will.r-Bal-
timore American.
Zone woman" remarked the mere
man, sis just as good as another--if
not better" And one man. rejoined
the fair widow, rs just as bad as an
other--if not worse. Chicago News.
Where have you been, SamY' Use
been up to ma two ears in work, sab"
up to your two ears In work." "Yes,
sab" what doing, Sam" "Eatin'
a watahmellion, sab Ply onkers States
man.
Tommy-Ma, baby is naughty. He
cried because wouldn't give him any
OF my cake. Mammals his own cake
finishedf Tommy--Yes, ma; and he
cried while l was eating that, too -
Punch.
Don't give you all the money you
need2" her husband complained. YES"
she replied, "but you told me before
we were married that you would give
me all | wanted"-Chlcago Record
Herald.
"You seem to find that book very in
terestlng," said Mrs. Henpeck. yes"
replied Henry, cts delightful. I've
glanced at the ending and the hero and
heroine don't get married after all"
Washington Herald
Miss Kreech- Some authorities be-
lleye that the practice OF singing win
keep a person from getting consump-
ton. Mr.. Knox.--Yes, but most au-
thoritles believe In "the greatest good
to the greatest number" Philadelphia
Press
Rural Citizen Ito son engaged in
strange exercises) -Jabez, what in tar
nation be yer tryin' { do? His Son
Its that thar correspondence school,
dad got letter from the sophie
mores yestiddy tellln' me 20 haze
m'self. Puck
"who is this fellow Rush you spoke
OFF, "oh, he's a well.known chauf-
feur" "a well-known chauffeur
That's what | said "Why, never
heard of him" well, you would IL
you were court clerk like am r..
Yonkers' Statesman.
"Graciousi my dear" said the first
society belle, II do hope you're not III
you look so much older tonight" "Fm
quite WELL thank you, dear" replied the
other, "and you-how wonderfully Inn
proved you arel You look positively
young" philadelphia Press
Casual Caller Ito one next himl--I
was introduced to that squint-eyed, red
haired woman over there as Mrs. Some
body or other. Don't you think the
man was an idiot that married herr
Next One (meekly)--I can't just say.
I'm the man. Baltimore American.
"You enjoy going to the theaterW
Yes" answered Mr.. Meekton. "But
you don't care much for musical
plnys?" "No. What | enjoy Is to take
Of conversation going on In which she
can't say word. New York Tribune.
''Tomklns has got more nerve than
any man l ever met" What now2"
lie came over to my place yesterday
TO borrow my gun, saying that he want
ca to Kill a dog that kept him awake
nights" "Weli. what Of itT" 1T was
my dog he killed Milwaukee sent-
mel.
Does your honor wish TO charge the
juryg' asked the legal light. when all
the evidence was In. mo, / guess
not" replied the judge. II never
charge 'em anything. These fellows
don't know much, any way, an let 'em
have all they can make "--Hnrper's
Weekly.
"Do you think" asked the sweet
girls mother, that Mr.. wilkins is Sc
riousT Serious? Ma, he's worse
than that He stayed here TIL nearly
l2 o'clock last night, and any one who
had studied his face might has thought
he was sitting up with corpse. ",u
cago Record Herald.
Father wish you'd invite that
young man OF yours up here tomorrow
night. Daughter (surprised at the re-
pucst) Why, father, / thought You
said you had no use for him? Father
So I did, last summer But tomorrow
I'm going to put up the stove. Detroit
Free Press.
what does your father do to earn
his liyingY' asked New York princi-
pal Of pupil who was being admitted.
'PlenBe, ma'am, he doesn't live with
rs: mamma supports me-" "Well then,
now does your mother earn her livingY
she gets paid for staying away from
papa replied tle child, artlcssy.
Harper's Weekly.