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The daily tribune., 1907-01-17
THE INITIAL
STEP TODAY
International Test Case Be
tween Japan and the
United States.
SUIT IN FEDERAL COURT
Japanese Pupils Will Demand
Admission and the Frisco
Teachers Will Re-
fuse 1t.

San Francisco. Jan. 1.-THE
initial step in the international test
case between Japan and the United
States over the exclusion Of JapAnsse
children from the public schools Of
this oity attended BY whites was
taken today.
At o pollock In the morning Kei
Reohi Aoki. . l0.yeAr. old Japanese
boy. accompanied by his father will
appear at the Redding primary school
and demand admission. His demand
being made, 1t will be refused by the
teacher. Miss NJ. e. Deaue, on the
ground that she is acting under the
state law and under Instructions from
the school board. Witnesses will be
on hand to make affidavits to the ex.
clusion OF Aoki from the school.
The issue having thus been de.
olared, suit will at once be flied In
the federal court by the United
States district attorney.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-17
FLORENCE WILL BE LILLY
OF ARKANSAS VALLEY

There is a better feeling manifest
among the business men Of this city.
For five long years the town pulled
through some very dark and gloomy
days. but those days are over and
Florence is again to take her place
among the lively little towns of the
state. During the last two weeks the
papers of the city have chronioled
many ipdustries which are looking
toward the oity. seeking . location
here. Prosperity IL about to strike
the town all In ons lump. and al.
though many things are proposed at
the present time. II We succeed In
only securing . third Of them. Flor
encs will be the Lilly OF the Alkansar
Valley. In looking over the papers
published In this section Of the state
from Grand junction down to the
western KarsAs line. It is noticed
where all the towns have many good
things In store. 1t seems that the
time for Colorado to wake up has
dawned.
II 10 expected that = marvellous
change will Fave been made In Ere.
mont county within tbs next FIVE
years. The climate Of Fremont
county is alone = good recommends.
tion for people to locate here. At
present. the monied people Of the
East go elsewhere to seeh health. but
they find no better place In the West
than here In our own midst. Our
climatic conditions are bard to beat
and the Easterner will soon come to
realize this. When they do the coun.
~ Will flourish. The way land In
and about Florence IL being taken up.
10 suggestive that Florence In future
is to be . big agricultural section and
when IL does there will be no more set
backs. In farming section the
money returns to the point At which
the product Is grown; other Industries
generally sends the money out Of town
aud IL stays out.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-17
BUTCHERS DOG CHEWS
A LITTLE BOYS FACE

Las Vegas, N NJ. Jan. l7-Edmund nd
Wheeler. 8 years old. lies In . dan.
Rerous condition with nose gone and
mouth and ,heek nearly torn OF. He
went too close TO big brindle dog
owned by-s butcher. kept ohained
In the rear Of the establishment.
The dog continued to lacerAts the
boys face until screams brought
neiRhbors. II he recovers he will
be badly marked for life.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-17
One Fare Plus S2.oo to Dallas
and Return

On January 10th and 18th Colorado
and Southern will sell tickets from all
stations to Dallas, Texas. and return.
good for thirty days, account Of Retail
Grocers' National convention. T. e.
FL her, q. r. A., Denver.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-17

THE SHOW-All the specislties
that were advertised 10 connection
with Wards minstrsls were put on
the stage last night. While some Of
the actors seemed TO be somewhat
Amateurish, the most Of them we, Q
very good. The house was niied.
Tho dog acts were splsndid.
The daily tribune., 1907-01-17
Tarpon Fishina

Tho Colorado and Southern railway
o6ers very attractive rates to Rockport
and Corpus Christi. whsrs tho Silver
King abounds. For particulars write T.
q. Tisher, General Passenger Agent,
Denver,
The daily tribune., 1907-01-17

Dance in Morgan hall. Thursday.
Jan. "a. 1917
The daily tribune., 1907-01-17

Real Estats, Loans and
hsssfancs = Rentals
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
THE LULLABY SHIP.

A ship is sailing for Lullaby Land;
And what may the cargo be?
A woolly dog and china cat.
A trampet of tin and an old torn hat.
Are ready 10 so TO sea.
For Lullaby Land her sails are set
20 pray We the winds be trueg
She will gently glide cross the sea OF
Dreams,
Mid the moonbeams bright and the star
light CLEANS,
Meath the skies of sapphire blue.
Now "All aboard for Lullaby Land
zone tiny traveller to goi-
The woolly dog and the trumpet of tin
Two chubby hands have folded within,
While golden head droops low.
Fair Lullaby Land is reached at last
The captains duty Is done
By her sweet low voice, and her face so
fair,
she has sailed the ship-the rocking chair
To the land of the Setting Sun.
Margaret Brooks. in the Home Magazine
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

and a filter was sent with him to try on
the arms and legs. The girls father
stepped proudly down to the little inn,
and fellow who had just tried on an
arm swore, in his delight, that he could
throw stones.
And again Wilson and the girl stood
in the moonlight, and her lips, murmur-
ing sweetness, were turned upward. He
thought of the weary hours in his Office
and the heavy dizziness of life without
her. She inspired him with rest; she
was the spirit of the wooded hills.
"And will you be gone so long this
timer" she innocently asked. And with
all her innocence and frankness she
sometimes touched him gently with EN-
barrassment.
Not if l knew that | could sell any
more of my goods about here" he re-
Piled and she sighed softly.
"Uncle Matt has begun work at a saw
mill in Newton Abbot" she said, and he
murmured "Yes" to relieve the growing
embarrassment. wondering what Uncle
Matt had to do with his early return.
She sighed again and continued:
Uncle Matt isn't a careful man, and
a sawmill is a dangerous place to work,
and after a while-a short while-know-
ing him as well as do, he might need an
arm. Don't you think you might come
up and seer"
That was enough, and the smiling moon
yelled her face for a moment with a
floating fleece.
This all took place more than several
years ago. Wilson is now one of the
principal owners of the establishment,
and he told me the other day that he was
just about to leave home for a time, to
establish a cork leg factory in South
Africa.0. r., in Illustrated Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
HUMOR OF THE BENCH.
Witty Sayings of Famous Judges in Eng
lish Courts.

Mr.. Justice Maule, one of the most
notable of the Victorian judges is the
prince of judicial wits, says the Grand
Magazine. My lord, You may believe
me or not. but | have stated moi word
that is false, for | have been welded to
truth from my infancy" exclaimed
witness, when cautioned by the judge
Yes, sir said Mr.. Justice llaue
but the question is how long you have
been widower."
At one time the baliff in charge Of
jury was sworn TO keep them "withOa,
meat, drink or fire. It was Mr. Justice
Maule who gave the classic reply 10 the
bailiff who inquired whether he might
grant a juryman's request for glass Of
water: We'll, it is not meat. and
should not call it drink Yes, you may
Another characteristic display Of Mr.
Justice Maule's humor was occaSionei
by the appearance of a little girl in
the witness box. 1t was the Judges duty.
before allowing her to be sworn, to
ascertain whether she understood the ma
ture of an oath and believed in a future
state
DO you know what an oath is, my
Yes, sir, 1 am obliged to tell the
truth"
And if you always tell the truth
where will you go when you die"
up to heaven, sir.
And what will become of you if you
tell lies 2"
Il shall go to the naughty place sir
Are You quite sure of that
Yes, sir, quite sure"
Let her be sworn" said Mr. Justice
Maule. 1T is quite clear she knows
great deal more than l do"
Nearly all Maule's good sayings had
strong touch of irony. May God strike
me dead. my iud. if | am guilty ' eA
claimed a prisoner, when the jury ioaHu
him guilty
Mr.. Justice Maule waited few nm
utes. and then said: Prisoner al me
bar. as Providence has not seen nj 10
interfere. the sentence of the court y
His humor was not always Of the 6lll
that makes the bar merry. Il am S'Ili
to interfere he once observed To- an aa'
vocate whose speech was wanting ~, i
lucidity, but do you not THINK l"ar ~
introducing Il little order into your uar
rative, you might possibly render |om
self a trife more intelligence IL n'.}
he my fault that / cannot follow !Uoi
| know that my brain is getting old anu
dilapdated, but | should like !" SUN
late for some kind of order mere a'g
plenty of them. There is the chron23Io- ".
al. the botanical. the metapAyS lli W, Wv
geographcal-even the Alphabetical AZ ~
der would be better than none I'll %'i
OF judicial wit there are many h'i.g
Lord Bramwel is among tAe JHl-5,
whose style of humor has not been ".l..l
ing in variety. A prisoner was 9nge . '[..p
before him at an assize town t.E '' {a1
ing ham. The day WAS t\'.rf'- ..+ ham
perspired in the crowded court " .4" i.
last it came to Lord Bramwt.t ~ ,1-
dress the tired jury. he summed a Iu .s
case in these words: There 5...' is
is the prisoner. and there, gem
the ham. Consider your verdh ..,a..
Lord Bramwell's Whites,
however. belongs to the oId E,~.. was
barrister urged that his clieu. " . ~
accused of shoplifting. was .0.Ig ii.
from kleptomania. That r. ' .hs
disease | am here 10 cure.
reply.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Walking Sticks.
For men. of course.

For men, Of course.
They re slender and light.
The heavy sticks of some seasons since
are out"
The new ones are not Respondent with
ornament.
In fact, the best ones are extremely
simple.
A bit of silver on the handle, maybe.
Or narrow silver baud ON the ua9er
part of the stick.
Bamboo. cedar. snakewood, mahogany
and malacca are fuvorite woods
Handles are both square and crooked.
Quite a number figured as Christmas
gifts Philadelphia Bulletin,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
DICTIONARY GIRLS.


The liveliest girl ! ever met
Was charming Annie Nation;
Exceeding sweet was Carry Mel;
Helpful Amelia Ration.
Nicer than Jenny Posity
Ii would be hard 10 find;
Lovely was Rhoda Dendron, too,
One of the flower kind.
/ did not fancy Polly Con,
Too angular was she;
And / could 0eyer talk at all
TO Annie Mostly.
/ rather liked Miss Sarah Made,
Her voice was full of charm;
Hester Ical too nervous was,
She filed me with alarm.
L. Lucy Date was clear of face,
Her skin was like a shell;
Miss Ella Cant was rather nice,
Though she was awful swell.
4 clinging girl was Jessie Mine,
| asked her me 10 marry
In vain--now life Is full of fights,
For I'm Joined to Mile Tary.
Boston Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

guages and has library sn..
few other private collection. passed by
wealthy. ''oiS' He is
= a suit has been filed in Ralt;,.,.
Redtern Il Co, of New WI mora by
Miss Sarah Campbell Cowen IN against
ter OF the late President John II aGaugh-
$500. 0i'io railroad, for
The articles which it is elo;r,., -.
C9wen bought. but did not nav a., Miss
r .i1ig pteeches for S45. green c.,. ate
S s1IHs S S, alZo, black melton babi.
@li2. SIX months interest is jnoi ','D'j.
Miss Cowen made her doh,,.t" moulded.
clety. at the SacheltorS cotilop IN IN So
evening of that day her mofLer IN DH The
IN court IN Baltimore county resiItiins@ . gd
tachment proceedings sent ont ing al
her as nonresident debtor "s"'nNt
As Mrs. Cowen denied nop-ro.il
the proceedings was dismissed hn4 -
ATTACHMENTS have since been iy ,'''gf
against her. All the property left hF el
DH her husoana Is mcumberqd WEI
mortgages, and is to he sold under f +" ,ui
closure proceedings. Iere-
The ''Skidoo" club, an orconiy,+;..
ten Muskegon, Mich. young wo,na ,,''s 81
nlShed highly romantic weddin,, , '' ! uI'
~ IN which Miss Lucy NJ Srls,,S i'i-
of Muskegon and Harry w. S,n,,."-'ei
locomotive engineer of Chica%a III, III, It
principals. were
Miss Schewgler had invited ou -
members of the club to her homo IT." ", 'At
the club assembled Miss Scheyygla, ' ,.
nounced her engagement 10 Mr. Sim, "n
son. After congratulations she said tb,
entertainment of the night Womb H. me
help her prepare her wedding clafhog 10
the marriage would take place son,a :. ia, SS
after the first of the year. '''i'e
While the merriment was at lis L,;.l.
ana refreshments were being served Tno
OF the young women proposed q t,,,l}
wedding. William Schewgler of Cbin ,o,A
a cousin of the hostess. went tba C5 So
gestion one better, saying:
Il dare you to make it Il real mon
riage." mar
Miss Schewgler. refused to be dared
and instantly replied: ''o'
Come on. Harry: | never know
Schewgler to refuse a dare vet. and wa
will show them"
Harry FASTENED to the home IF Tho
county clerk and got license. William,
Schewgler was dispatched to Minis,
ter's home, but after waiting fifteen min.
utes in the back yard of the Schovoiar
property came back and said Rev. III
Wang Of the Swedish Evangelical Lutf.
eran church was nowhere to be found
He did not believe then that rbnro
was to be real marriage, hut second
mission produced the preacher SmiI.
ing and willing participant in the novel
affair.
In the meantime the bride had His.
missed her friends and donned lgbt
dress, which was to serve as the we'd.
ding dress. The belated bridegroom
unused to Muskegon streets, failed ia
arrive until the party had waited TWEEN.
ty minutes. When he put in an appear
ance the marriage was Immediately Der.
formed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Potato Soup.

water until tender but unbroken. In the
meantime scad together one quart of
milk, to slices of onion, six peppercorns,
and either stalk of celery or sprig
of parsley.
Cook for ten minutes, draw back and
drop in one scant tablespoonful of butter
spoonful of flour. Stir gently until this
is dissolved and the liquid thickened
Press the potatoes through ricer di-
rectly into the milk, add salt to taste.
stir and cook for ten minutes. Rub
through sieve. If too thick, thin with
a little hot milk. Reheat and it is ready
to serve.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Vegetable Soups.

Cook any Vegetable such as green
peas, carrots, turnips, parsnips, string
beans, caulitlower, etc, in boinng sailed
water until tender, then rub through a
fine sieve. Measure. and. for each cup
full, take three cupfuls of milk Scald.
thicken with one tablespoonful of but
ter and one of flour (as for potato
soupl
Add the pulped vegetable. with salt
and pepper to taste. and simmer for ten
minutes before serving. 1t is usually
best. though not absolutely necessary to
again rub through a sieve before serv-
ing.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
The Motor Eye and the Bridge Brain.

The motor-eye s the latest develop
ment that the medical profession has to
deal with. 1t appears that those who
are continually rushing through the
country on motor car cause the eve to
take too rapid impression of the
things it encounters and that this affects
the mechanism of the eve Nature did
not prepare us for the conditions of mod
ern times, and while it is adapting itself
TO them many unforeseen circumstances
must occur. The bridge brain has NJ
ready attracted attention, it having been
observed that women. especially Young
girls. who devote much of their time to
Inc game seem more and more to UNDER
stand all but the most ordinary things
they read or hear. 1t is supposed thar
TINS Is one of the chief causes of the
serious decay of conversational mower in
English society of the moment. The
wicket keeper attitude is one which is
especially obnoxious to women who arc
familiar with the game; he always ap-
pears 10 be on the alert to catch his wife
out.-Graphic. "iie
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
WORDS OF WISDOM.

The surly man occasionally forgets the
ordinary civilities of life
The woman with continual grin be-
lieves herself TO be irresistible.
Some men are positively annoying
through an eXuberance of spirit.
When Il man gets a big name he feels
his position to he the most dangerous.
y woman usually gets full return for
the money she spends ON other women.
Commonplace things can be said nv
some men in 4 way to make them an
pear humorous
\ woman may acquire habits which
she insists upon making everybody re-
gard as pretty.
Women command respect until they
show the disposition there is ia them TO
become frivolous.
1t is hard to make n woman npder-
stand that her way Of doing is not en-
urely satisfactory. >------~----
Man sighs for the possession of wealth
as though it could not fail to bring CON
Observation-Disclosures Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Brown Onion Soup.

This is soothing for nervous person
and especially good for children. Peel
large kettle melt two tablespoonful of
butter. add the onions, cover, draw back
and simmer slowly for twenty minutes,
then draw forward and cook until pale
brown.
Sprinkle in three large tablespoonfuls
of flour. Stir until absorbed and nice
brown color. Slowly add three pints of
hot milk Tor milk and water), stirring
until thick and smooth.
Add salt and pepper to taste. cover
and simmer gently for fifteen minutes
longer. This soup is not strained.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
GOOD SOUPS.

Soups in the class prepared without
stock foundation are those made with
basis of fresh vegetables and enriched by
the addition of milk or cream. These.
when finished, shorld be of smooth,
creamy consistence. They are quite nu-
tritious, and can be used for either lunch
or dinner; they also make a nice hot dish
for winter supper.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
First Aid Cabinets.

The St. Johns Ambulance association
has placed a number of first aid cabinets
m the streets of Leicester. England.
he cabinets are kept locked, but readily
can be opened by breaking a glass door
~ thH same way as fire alarms They
conlah sphnts, bandages and smellin.
pliances. III" "P'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Cream of Tomato Soup.

Cook some strained tomato until thick
and reduced to less than a cupful, sea-
soning palatably with salt, pepper and
parsley Scald quart of milk and
thicken it as directed for potato soup and
season to taste.
When ready to serve take both milk
and tomato from the fire. Add to the lat
ter pinch of baking soda and stir it
slowly into the milk. Serve at once. If
reheated it will curdle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
mo- use Advertising ion It.

Griggs-Dropped into the courthouse
this morning and lost my overcoat there,
confOund the luck
Briggs-That's nothing. Last week /
lost suit there.-Boston Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Feminine Inconsistencv

There is one thing in which dress
maker has an advantage over others in
her trade
What's that?"
'She can make miss fit suit her Gus
toners. Baltimore American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Practical.

Friend lin the studio)-You will never
sell that enormous picture.
Artist-That doesn't matter. | have
painted it so that | can cut it up into
four pictures, and | can easily get rid
of those. -Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Hid Treasure.

Thought yon said YOU were mind
reader said the caller.
SO | am replied the professor.
Wen. why do YOU hesitate? Why
don't you read my mind?"
I'm searching for it."-Yonkers
Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
The Holy Land

Christians call Palestine .,''..>
Land. because it was the site ''
birth. ministry and deatA. rs Holy
Land. because , Mahomet was born I. '". rs
The Chinese Buddhist call i.. naive
Holy Land. because it va. ~.
land Of Sakya-muni. the Ha'.-- Ha.y
The Greek considered ~, n.maaa
Land. from the temple Of ~. ,.--a
Zeus and the sacred feSt'"
every four wears.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
A Bad Night.

Uncle Reuben was taking his first
ocean voyage down to Florida
Did You sleep well, uncle?" they
asked him after the first night out.
Not pertickler," he replied Them
bustles We hav t tie under Yer arms
Kinda keep a Teller frum restin' life
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Cool Fuel for Loves Fire.

When he kindles fire i'm maiden's heart
fellow may find all the same
That for ice cream and candy with cash he
must part,
In order to feed the flame
Philadelphia Bulletin
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Old Masters for Modern.

Lady-Have you any picture post
cards of Ratfles?
Attendant am sorry, madam, | am
quite out of them. But here are several
of Murillo's, and some of Michael Ange-
lo's.-Punch.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

The smallest republic i g.. 9f.lts--
Tarolaro, a little island ," T4.f al.5-
ranean. about seven ana st a
from Sardinia. The lSlal'a ., aa5
f fti1 Inhabitants. TIE r. al
n a. for six years. uo pi.' ar@
receives any salary. and "...'
tile same voting rights as N'~'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Modernity.

Departing Cook-Well, I'll be LAWN
yez. The place doesn't suit me- But /
have no objections TO your usin me
name as reference so long as I'm after
stoppin' a couple days.-Town Topic.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
The Bow.

He eats and eats,
But is not through
Until he can
No longer chew.
Boston Transcript.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Approval.

DO You think they approved of my
SermonT' asked the newly appointed rec
tor, hopeful that he had made good inn
preston on his parishioners
Yes, | think So replied his wife.
They We're all nodding. - London Tit
Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Not Debatable.

girl who lived at Luzerne
Had pa who was grabbed and stern,
He'd startle young men
BY appearing at TO-
And saying; Il move we adjourn"
Denver Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
The Original Politician.

"Who was the original politician
asks correspondent. Why, old man
Noah. He controlled the floating vote
Exchange.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Experienced.

County Deacon-Our salary is $500
per year. and we give you two donation
parties How'll that suit you?
Clergyman-Call it $350-and leave
out the donation parties!-Puck.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Those Expensive Affairs.

In June they wed,
A man, n maid.
The wedding bills
Are not yet paid.
birmingham Age Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Supreme Test.

she is grace itself"
''IndeedE"
Yes; she can even separate herself
from street car without reminding one
very much of an awkward elepha nj. -
Washington Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Filling a Long-Felt Want.

GIVE us a national ODE
The American people cried.
But Teddy's our National lilm,
And there's Uncle Psalm, beside.
e. q. Nedlob in Lippincott 5,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

"He is n prudent man. He is like a
How is that"
Ills head prevents him from going
TOO tar."-Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
His Worry.

His worry.
Little whiffs of winter,
Little fakes of snow,
Make us long for weather
They have down below.
Baltimore sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Ethel-"Good morning, Mr.. Jones.
You don't seem to mind the heat!
Jones (surely)-''I should say not. All
my friends have given me the cold
shoulder. TRANSLATED for Transatlantic
Tales from Journal Amusant."
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Your wife and chauffeur have eloped
Heavens. How will ] get the car
hack"