The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-10-31
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slsats ds pool halls Is hei ~ 10 Ter De
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Hewitt Tic lain sisters lcck 80
mnrh Aiihs ihai hardly know ~hioh
one la engageaio lswesl-- What DO
yo1 care. ~ long a. each Ria's father
has noney'
WAiier. ihese eggs are rioas 3oli'
complained ihe Indignant diner. Yes,
sab. replied lbs dHsky waiier. We al
lays has ~ keep Dc eggs on de ice be-
fore We cooks EN-. sab.
ile wa Oh trial for blaAmy. What,
qneried the Judge. ever induced you
~ marry fourteen wivesf Superstition,
your honor. replied The prisoner. !
consider thirteen an 1ulaeky number.
What can do for you. madam
Anl the latest wife Of Elder Jones.
who died this morning. and I'D Ike 10
have you say in the obituary notice
that am bis most immediate relative,
II met Roller today. He's room
mate u yours, isn't hef Yes. Bright
fellow. wide awake, isn'i hei Well.
be seems wider asleep. AT any rate. |
never gct my full share Of the bed.
II wonder IL thai couple At the table
near ns are husband and wifs' I'm
sure they're not, How can you lell'
Because be stopped eating 10 put down
the window when she complained Of
the draft
Miss Passay. said Galley in burst
~ confidence. ! admit I'm an odd man.
I'd like 10 be different oh, Mr..
Galley, this is 40 sudden. she cried, for
she, too, was odd and longed 10 be
even.
You walked the floor all last night.
Yes. answered the man in the next
room. Worried over yourdebts' No;
I'm no, worried over my debts. I'm
worried because can't borrow any
more.
Elderly Customer Miss Ciney. when
you make those googoo eyes at young
man you generally fetch him, don't
youl Lunch Counter Girl with kill
ing glance Yes. and the old ones. too,
Mr. Weldon.
-Chalmot, have just learned that
your mother found il necessary 10 pun
ish you yesterday, said Gunson, Sr.
Oh. Dad. I'm lesson ahead Of you,
cried Guuson, Jr., gleefully. ! learned
that yesterday.
Young 81 Hopkins twho follows the
stooksl WAL, Atehison touched par
today. His Mother twho DOESN'T =
Wall. aim. anrpriasd. Ef yer father
wa'n't such an easy mark be wouldn't
get his leg pulled SO often.
New Contributor try to write
with free, unhampered style. Editor
Cooking over his manuscript Well,
you succeed, | never saw anything
quite so magnificently independent of
the rules Of grammar AS this is,
She DO you believe that kissing is
dangerousf He--can't say that do.
You know. have conscientious Scrip.
los abou, kissing. She Indeedi He
Yes. ! feel that should never allow
an opportunity 10 go by default.
First Benedict you going TO
give your wife something for the house
for Christmas' Second Benedict No;
life il uncertain, and we may get
divorced and break up a, any time,
and then il would be no use TO either
az us.
Tom. said the young wife, I'm
afraid you smoke too much. Do you
buy your cigars by the hundred weight
Sometimes like that, my dear. replied
the masculine end Of the combine.
buy them by the hundred, and the man
waits for his money.
What do you think of the fashion
in women's hats' inquired the store
keeper. They are typical OF the rapid
pace We are hitting, answered the Gus
toner. Heretofore hat had TO go out
of style before il looked so very funny.
Gilman How's your friend Back.
Total Snbbubs--Parion me. but you've
made mistake. Gilman Don't be
silly. Why. YOU we're telling me only
last week how you coaxed n servant
girl away from him. subbubs Yes,
bat he's 10, her back again now.
For goodness sake, exclaimed the
boys mother. what arc you complain
ing about You wanted regular sus.
pender pants, an now you've got 'em
you ain'i satisfied know. MON. pro-
tested The boy, but I'm kinder 'fraid
THEY'RE too tight under the arms.
--lmpccanIous Count--Ah. but, duke.
~ father Of 70 American girl is one
immensely wealthy man, Dcadbrokc
Duke Really. count Then suppose
you intend 10 lean on him after the
mariagcf lmpecunious couni--Lean
On him, How ridiculous, | intend To
.aiicn On him.
1t seemed 10 Bobby that there was
no end 10 the advice aud instructions
his mother gave him when be Was
starting ~ wilh his father fora weeks
trip. Now ! want 10 be sure yoa have
everything you need, she said, open.
tng his bng IN spite ~ his assurance
,hai i hcld AL q boy could possibly re
qnire. Why. Bobby, where IL your