Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-12

"Soakski takes more Interest In his
business than anyone know" What's
ais businessf' He runs pawnshop."
Cleveland Leader
The suppression Of the automobile
Eould be a great damage to trade"
DO you sell benzinef' "oh, no. wood.
en- legs.
Mrs Knicker-Does your husband
say things behind your back? Mrs
Bocker-Only when he buttons my
waist-New York sun.
Hey, there, IL Is forbidden to walk
IN the railway tracks" do not be
afraid, my good man. we have come
'ere TO escape The automobiles. "--umor-
sticO.
Clerk What kind OF a hammock do
gou want, miss? Summer Girl--Oh, a
little one. Just about big enough for
but-er- strong enough for two.
Life.
To-day II short Yesterday has pass
ri, To-Horrow may not come, hence
Fou have no time to waste. IL you con
.emplate doing something, better be at
It. Plttsburg News
First Transformer Yes, my old dad
~ used TO iinploPe me not to become an
actor. Second Banstormer-It was
l0bIe Of you 10 accede to his wishes
leveland Plaindealer.
Woman expecting call from her
'oFerl-Oh, this waiting IL something
terrible | can't stand 1t. (To maid)
Sophie, go outside and ring the bell
,hree or four times, hard.--Tales.
First Artist Have you sold your last
'ketch2 Second Artist-Not yet. Don't
you see. everybody's talking about
Rembrandt? We must wait until all
HAT noise is over -Humorlstlsche
i Batter.
PA" said Johnny, that poem Sister
Jane wrote is no good. How do you
SnowF querled father. Because"
said Johnny. ! trled to feed II to the
goat and he wouldn't eat it."--Detroit
/ Free Press
Il suppose your motto Is, BE sure
you're right and then so ahead Not
In the financial game" answered Dus-
tin Stax. My motto is, BE sure you're
ahead, then you're all right Wash
lngton Star.
Carlo. you do not love me any
more" my treasure, why do you say
such foolish thingT" Because 1t is
impossible for you TO love woman
who has worn dress as long as 1 have
this one PER Ridoo.
Convicted Prisoner--But you told me
that they couldn't electrocute me, and
here / am sentenced to die on Friday :
Able Attorney II they electrocute you
III have 'em indicted by the grand
| jury.--New York World.
Senator, TO you believe every man
has his prlceT Certainly" replied
Senator Badger. but that's no sign
he VIII get 1t. Very often | have been
given twice what | had the nerve to
ask for" Milwaukee Sentinel
Traveller In Parlor Car Porter, that
man in front will give you n quarter
for busting him OF, won't he? Porter
-Yesslr We'll, I'll give you half II
dollar to leave the dust on him and
not brush IL off ON to me. "-S omeryllle
Journal.
THAT man In one Of my friends. re-
marked the novice In public life.
which kind?" responded Senator Sor-
ghum Friends, you know, are dlyid-
ed into two great classes those whom
You need and those who need you, -
Washington Star.
A Scotch advocate, lImpIng down
High street In Edinburgh, overheard
lady say to her companion, THAT Is
MIR. g., the lame lawyer" Turning
around, he replied, mo, madam; am
lame man, but not lame lawyer. -
| Christian Register.
on Their Shields. One Father-My
son has been wounded four times In
the Philippines and win be home day
after tomorrow I've Just received
| telegram from him In New York.
Tother-So have l from my son. lie
played In IA ball game last Saturday.
and won't be able TO get home for three