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Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-05-13

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NOTES FROM THE LABOR :
WORLD.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-05-13

Plays Pirates Yankee Trick.
Realizing that he could not capture
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The Income had looked like all the
Money in the World when they had it
out West. and certainly it had enabled
them to NOV a wide Swath. But when
they locked at it in the Millionaire Col
ony il consisted of one White Bean.
However, they were not CUTTERS.
They decided to fuss around and see If
hey could not attract the attention
Of the Big Guns.
BY carefully pulling the Wires. the
Hon. Gullivcr had himself named as q
Member of the Committee on Extinct
Fish of North America.
And whenever there was open House
at the Executive. Mansion, Mrs. Guilt
yer found that she was just as welcome
as anybody else.
It was hard lines. though. for a ma
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an how it's goin to affect him. FIR
wan man he'll write on tn prescription
'Ad lib, as Dock O'Leary does whin
nc ordhers mustard plasther FIR mes Fl
another he'd write: Three times a day
at meals But most people he wuddent
prescribe it FIR at ALL"
do 1 blame tn ladies'? Faith, I do
rot. Ye needn't think I'm proud iv me
business. on'y took to it because I am
toe janial to be a mechanic an too
tender-hearted to be a banker or a
lawyer. No, Sir 1 wudden't care a
sthraw if all tn dhrink in tn wurruld
was dumped tomorrah into III Allan
afther it was I'd have to get me
diving suit if I wanted to see amy
thing iv me frinds. Booze has always
been a poplar bivrage with men. but
tn ladies niver admired it much An
don't wonder. How often have I sal
with. Hogan an ye'ersilf an passed tn
can an see ye'er Wife lookin on with
puzzled eyes. We'd begin perfectly
cam an sinsible, but about tn third
dhrink some wan iv us wud make
remark that was about as funny as
coffin-piate, an we'd burst into howls
iv laughter, beat each other on tn
knee, crow an gurgle with tn tears
runnin' down our cheeks. TIL good
woman knew tn joke was not worth
tn expinse iv a dhreary smile. an
twas not us but old King Alcohol that
was yellin' at il. Afther tn jolly we
got to tn boastful stage. Ye told how
ye called Jawn l.. Sullivan lOafer in
tn year lightweight. Hogan admitted
that whin he was eight years old he
was TIL best debater in tn Brothers
school. an I recited a few ~ me ad-
MIXTURES be flood an field. To'r'd iliv-
en- O'Clock somewan mentioned tn
death iv Bill Higgins. who passed
away durin' tn Mexican War, an we
had a good weep. A little later I no
ticed we were broodin' over something
Ye said nawthin' f'r a while an thin
We got up an asst Hogan il he meant
what he said to We while we were wait
i'm to start on tn Patriek's day p'rade
two years ago. At that tn good woman
put<down her SEWN with an alarmed
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throw herself. She was getting too
Speedy for a half-mile Track.
So he began lining up the Lilliputs
and organizing a Machine.
He carried a few Precinct Committee
men IN his Vest Pocket Any time the
PRESIDENT OF Ward Club wanted to
mold confab with the great Gulliver
he would borrow a stepladder and
climb up and get on the knee of the
Man Mountain. If the latter would
pat him on the head and slip him n
Jolly ne would swell up like a Break
fast Popover.
Even the County Chairmen and the
Postmasters and the Senate Assembly
men were pretty Small Fry when they
nned up alongside of the big Battle
Ship.
When you pause to consider that he
wore F'rock Coat on week days and
had Bank Roll that a Horse couldn't
Jump over and controlled the Trolley
system and could get Passes on almost
any Trunk Line. you will understand
why the ordinary Midget toiling along
at so much per Month had to lean back
and look up at the mighty CULVER.
Mrs CULVER was a kind of social
Pixies Peak to the common or garden
variety of Married Woman who made
her own Clothes and was trying to
scale GOWN the store Bills IN Order TO
buy Phaeton.
Any time that she got a Bid to go
up to the Palatial Home of the Guilt
vers and play Progressive Cinch she
would begin working on her Hair at 10
a. IN.
When Mrs. CULVER read a Paper on
the True Significance of Pre- Raphaelit-
ism before the Thursday Afternoon Re
search Club, she would gaze down from
Serene Heights Upon the little cluster
Of palpitating Ladies gathered about
the Ruffles on her Skirt.
The Gullivers were like two Califor-
MIA Redwoods arising from the Shrub
berry; like two Sky Scrapers looming
Unexpectedly in some modest Village;
like two American Eagles perched ma
jestically upon a Bough with a flock of
Peewees.
They felt their own Size and Impor-
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opened places convenient to tn fort
where tn bold sons iv Mars instead iv
tn corroding beer can get anything
firm sulphuric acid to knockout dhrops.
L see wan iv thin stockin' up at a
wholesale dhrug store last week If
the sojers escape tn knockout dhrops
they come downtown an Doherty takes
care iv thin. A sojer gets thirteen dol
lars month"; Wen say. Twelve dollars
he can devote to dhrink an wan dollar
to tn fine. Twelve times eight hun
dhred an twelve times that-well tbs
no small item in tn coorse iv year.
Whin tn Binivolent Assocyation iv Sa-
loonkeepers holds its next meeting I'm
goin TO propose to sind dillygates to tn
Young Ladies Christyan Timprance
Union. 1t ought TO be what tn unions
call an AFFILIATED organization"
oh well' said Mr.. Hennessy, they
think they're doin what's right"
AN they ar-re," said Mr.. Dooley.
yen not find me defiindin' tn selIin'
iv drink to amy man anywhere.
There's no wan that's as much iv a
timprance man as man that's been
in my business FIR year. I'd give up
all tn fun 1 get out iv dhrinkin' man
10 escape tn throuble 1 have firm
dhrunkards. Drinks a poison 1 don't
deny it, I'll admit I'm not betther thin
an ordhinry doctor. Both iv us gives
We something that cures We iv tn idee
that tn pain in ye'er chest is pnoo-
mony Nv tn lungs. If 1t really is pnoo-
mony We go off somewhere an lie down
an ayether We cure y'erself iv pnoe-
mony or tn pnoomony cures We Nv life,
Drink niver made a man betther, but
il has made nanny a man think he was
betther A little iv it gets We out iv
the mud where chance has thrown ye;
little more makes We think tn stains
on ye'er coat ar-re eppylets; a little
more dhrops We back into tn mud
again. It's a frind to thin that ARE
cold 70 it an an inimy 10 those that
love il most It welcomes thin in an
tI1rips thin as they go out. i tell We tits
q threacherous dhrug an 1t oughtn't to
be given to iviry man. To get a dhrunk
a man ought first TO be examined be his
parish priest to see whether he needs it
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TO a marrid man like meself. Rum,
madam, is an informer. Don't niver take
il. / agree with We that it's demon,
says he. Why says She do we dhrinlz
this dhreadful poison?' says she. Pc
cause says tn brave fellow, I can't
get anything stronger without de-
sertin'.' he says.
"An' they whit down TO Washington
to see tn Congressman. Ye know what
a Congressman is. I've made a few
right here in this barroom. TIL on'y
thing a Congressman isn't afraid iv is
tn ony thing I'd be afraid Nv, an
that is iv being a Congressman. An
tn things he's most afraid iv is tn
ladies. A comfy iv ladies wud make
Congress repeal tn ten commandments.
Not that they'd liver ask thin TO. Hin
Missy They'd make thin ten thou
thin: 'F''r men only But anyhow, tn
ladies comfy whit down to Washin' ton.
They'd been there befure an dhriven
tn Demon Rum firm tn RESTRAINT into
a lair in tn comfy room. A Congress
man came out, coughin' behind his
hand, an put his handkerchief into tn
northwest corner iv his coat. Ladies,
says he, what can 1 do FIR yep re
says. 'Ye must save tn ARMY firm
tn malt that biteth like a wasp an
stingeth like an adder says they. 'Ye
bet ye'er life I will ladies' says tn Con-
gress man with a slight huccup. i will
do a. We desire. A sojer that will dhrink
beer is a disgrace to tn American jag.
he says We abolished public drink
in i'm tn capital he says. We done il
to make tn Sinitors unhappy, but thin
hardened tools ~ predatory wealth
have ordhered ink wells made i'm tn
shape iv decanters. But he says, TIL
popular branch iv tn Naytional Ligis-
lachure is not to be outdone We see
these panels on tn wall? touch but
ton an out pops a bottle iv Bourbon
that wud make ye'er eyes dance.
Whoop-ee!'
$50 Congress passed a bill abolishin'
III canteen. An it's all right now If
sojer wants to desthroy hiInsilf he
has to walk block. Some iv me en-
terprisin' colleagues in tn business have
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there was a great man named
v ill., he lived in a Congressional
eeLlsst bounded on the north by the
Dsu woods on the west by the Corn
PIG ~ the south by Chin Whiskers
BH tho east by the great Unsalted
enc - our Imperial Domain.
So sod a wife whose father laid out
nc e-st railroad through Winnebago
CV yIlsen Culllver and his wife were in
M. I'D If their Native Burg the other
or or would tip uD little.
emu ~os a Colonel on the Governor
nS nd the Official Photographer had
sian l. many a shot at him. Also Pres
isA s'. ~ the Local club and the owner
leen, rsgistered Trotting Horse with Toe
STroigbts and Binders.
Woe--seosionally Mr.. and Mrs. CULVER
Iii null off a very classy Function
w. at tine Red Brick Mansion. The
s " had a Mansard Roof and a
lie Cochere, although very few used
!. and no one tried to pronounce it..
Fverv time they Received, the Young
-, with Pencils in her Hair who Gid
eocietv Happenings for the Daily
,octet would take a hypodermic of
lot Mush and then write about Two
She knew what the Bon Ton were GO
DC En- wear before the Blasting Threads
lad been pulled, and sayl she could
v-riie about plain Smilax until you
would want to put Oil and Vinegar on
q and eat II as a Salad.
The CuIlivers had a Tureen in the
front Hallway and any one whose Card
had not been deposited I'm that sacred
receptacle did not belong In the Swim
arv more than a Rabbit.
The Gullivers were certainly a Loud
Noise I'm their own State. Even the
most prominent Families that had built
on the new Avenue leading out past
the Cemetery to the Fair Grounds did
not come above the shoe tops Of the
Gullivers.
Mr.. CULVER lost a good deal OF Sleep
because She who must be obeyed kept
radging him I'm the Back and talking
about Washington. She wanted to move
into a larger Field, so that she could
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for his lifelong Labors with q dandy
5000 Consulate somewhere i'm Asia
Immediately the Congressman put his
Hand into the Bosom of his Frock
Coat and resumed his Relative I'm
pOrtance.
He told the humble Torch Bearer to
be of Good Cheer. as he expected to see
the Presidens unless the President saw
him first.
Back at the Hotel. where the Gull
livers were paying eight Bucks per day
for a coy Room commanding an ex-
celent View of the Ventilating Appa-
ratus, the ambitious Couple put their
Heads together and decided that they
were trying to sit into fairly High
Game
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Let us go in. An in they whit. Hin
Missy, tn sight that met their young an
unaccustomed eyes was enough 70
shock even a lady lookin' f'r throuble
Tn air was gray an blue with tn
fumes iv that heejous weed that has
made mankind happy though single f'r
four hundred years, an that next to
alcohol is tn greatest curse iv tn sons
iv Adam. Some Nv tn degin-rate
wretches were playin' cards, properly
called tn Divides bible: others were
indulgin' in music, that lure iv tn Evil
Wan FIR idleness, while still others were
intint on tn furyous game iv dominoss,
whose feet take hold i'm hell. But worse,
still worse, they saw through their girl
Ish spectacles dimmed with unbidden
tears. FIR in front iv each Nv these war
battered VETERANS shtud a bottle, in
some cases har'ly half filed, with a
brownish-yelow flood with bubbles on
top iv it. What was it, says We? Har-
dened as / am to dhrink iv ivry kind,
1 hesitate TO mention tn wurrud. But
'concealment is useless. Twas beer
These brave men, employed be tn tax
payer iv America to defind tn hearths
iv tn tax-dodger iv America, sup
posed be all iv us to have consicrated
their lives to upholdin' tn flag. were at
heart votaries, as Hogan says iv Aloes,
gawd iv beer.
"Fer a moment tn ladies shtud dumb
founded. But they did not remain long
in this undadylike attichood. TIL Chair
woman iv tn obligation recovered her
voice an advancin' to'rd a Sergeant
who was thryin' to skin a pair iv fours
down so that it wud look like a jack
full to his ineebryated opponent. she
said: Me brave man. dye ralize that
that bottle is full iv' tn Seed iv De-
sthructfon?' she says. I think ye'er
wrong. num- says he. It's Pilsener.'
he says. Soon or late she says. TIL
demon rum viii desthroy ye,' she says.
Not me- says tn vethran Nv a thou
sand enlistments. ] don't care FIR
rum. A pleasant companion, but a
gossip. 1t tells on ye.' TIL demon rum
with little iv tn demon hot water an
tn demon sugar is very enticin', but il
has a perfume to it that is dangerous
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exclaimed Mrs. CULVER, pointing
through the Window.
Her husband looked. and saw an
other huge Mortal with gray side
Whiskers approaching from the Avenue
while dozens of Department Clerks and
Sc EXcursionists hurried TO get out of
his way.
He was at least % feet tall and the
average Government Employe could
not have crawled over his insteD.
Let us go back TO the tall and ur-
cut said Mrs. CULVER, who was pale
and hustered I'VE don't seem to size
up in the kind of Company that we
have struck here
Just then the Congressman felt some
one scratching him on the shin, and ne
looked down and beheld one of his
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and marches through tn damp sthreets
on Decoration Day, settin' in these
temples iv hell an swillin' down tn
hated cochineel that has made Milwau-
kee what it is. To this palace Nv vice
tn INTREPID defnder iv his Nation s
honor FASTENED whin he had completed
tn arjoos round Nv his jooties, afther
he had pressed tn Lootinant's clothes
curried tn Captains horse, mended tn
roof iv tn Majors house, watered tn
geeranyums FIR tn Colonel's wife, an
written his daily letter to tn paper
connplainin' about tn food. There he
sat and dhrank an fought over his old
battles with tn cook an recalled th
name that he give whin he first enlist
cd an thried to think who it was he
marrid in Fort Leavenworth ontil tn
bugle summoned him TO tn awful car
mage called supper.
'.Wen. Sir. twas dreadful We OPP
posed il as much as we cud. AS dill
gate to tn Benevolent ASSOCIATION sv
Saloon Keepers iv America I've helped
to pass NANNY resolutions to save our
biave boys in yellow firm III insidyous
foe that robs thin iv what intellicts
they show be goin' into tn army. Our
organ-ization petitioned Congress time
an time again to take tn Governmint
ont iv this vile poorsoot that was SAP
rim tn vitals iv our sojery. Why, we
asked. shud Uncle Sam engage in this
here thrafic in tn souls iv men with
out payin' f'r license, whim dacint cit
,zens were putin UP their good money
a block away an niver soul comm
down firm TIL fort TO be thrafficked in?
Did Congress pay amy attintion to US?
1t did not.
..Dut wan day a comfy iv ladies firm
III, Young Ladies' CHRISTIAN Timper-
.anee Union wint out TO tn fort. They'd
seen IN, Colonel at tn last D'ratie an
tbcv.d decided that twas high time
they distributed copies iv Death IN
IN, Eottle: or. TIL Booze-Fighter's Fin
ish among our fearless sojery. Whin
they got UP there they seen large
hunch ~ our gallant fellows maxim
ash rr an outlyinS buildin', an says
wan ~ thim. What can they be in sncn
n hurry rr? That must be tn chapel
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We'll, Sir" said Mr.. Dooley, Il seen
big Doherty runnin' I'm a sojer today
an twas a fine sight. TIL sojer was
firm t County Kerry an had a thrip
an Doherty is tn champeen catch-as-
sateh-can rassler Nv Camp Twinty-
Eight He had a little tn worst iv it.
frhe cud on'y get a neck holt, tn war
fyOr havin' no slack to his pants, but
he landed him at last. 'Tyas gr-reat
iosse thin dom a cart wheel down tn
HAreet."
Was tn sojer under tn innoonce? %
asked Mr.. Hennessy.
'le might say he was" said Mr.. Doc
ley That is, We might say so If We
didn't know that tn drinlzin' habits Nv
N army have been rayformed. Didn't
ye know they were? They ar-re. Yes,
sF Tn motto w our brave fellows IS
Tow Away. away. tn bowl IT'S
VINE fr tn thremblin' debauchee, but
water. pure water, f'r me- 'Tis Faith
e. dear father come home with me
now An who did It? whot is it that
improves men an makes thin moro
Aaylike an thin quits thin but tn
1o'es? This here rayform was carried
Ot be tn Young Ladies' Christyan
-Hhprance Union, 70 less. Ye see
was this way. F'r many years it's
sseh IN theory that dhrink an fight
Nint arm-in-arm. If We dhrank We
--asht' II We fought we dhrank to fight
SAN. As Hogan says, Mars. who was
sawd iv war. was no good onless he
~ pushed into throuble be Baekis.
:, ~ sawd " drink. About tn, time
'.S was r-Foady to quit an go home
= 20 tn Spring plowin', Backs handed
-a a Tiger H. keresene-an' says. That
,s"oT over ther1s ireriyra at ye.-sAr-re
soin' TO stand that?. an Mars
asoed IN. Tn Barkeeper or tn bank
sl-Fe behind ivry war.
ven. in former times tn Govern
60, s Kept saloon rr tn sojers Up
eoft shurdan they had a ginmiii
,s1 III warryors cud so an besot
.,,"s'yes with bottled beer an doni-
49,, if was tur-able sight TO see
sim heroes. survivors ~ thou
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Mr.. DOOLEY ON THE ARMY CANTEEN By Dunn
BY F. p. Dunno

face an stint We off to bed an tn party
was over. Now what dye suppose
ye'er wife thought about dhrink while
this here game was goin' on? II ye
want to know, if We want to know why
nearly all ladies' ARE timprance ray
formers, stay sober ye'ersnf some
night whin ye'er firms ore maxim
merry Be hivens. whin close up this
establishment iv Saturdah night
afther me boon COMPANIONS have start
ed to grope FIR their varchous homes.
feel like goin' downtown an askin'
to be enrolled in the Young Ladies'
Timp'rance Union. ! do so.
mo, Sir. tn ladies ARE not to
blame They always thried to rayform
man, an they haven't yet got onto
tn fact that maybe he's not worth
rayformin' They don't undherstan'
why a man shud be allowed TO pizen
himsif into tn belief that he amounts
to something. but thin they don't un-
dherstand man. They little know what
bluff he is an how It's on'y be forth
fyin' himislf with stuff that they re-
gard as iv no use except to burn I'M
dher a tea-kettle that he dares 10 go
on Twin at all. He knows how good
dhrink makes him look to himsilf an
he drinks. They see how it makes
him look to ivrybody else. an they
want to take it away firm him. whin
he's sober his bluff is on tn outside.
Whin he's dhrunk he makes tn bluff
TO his OWE heart Drink turns him
inside out as well as upside down. an
while he's congratulatin' himsiIf on tn
fine man he is tn ne:ghbors know him
f'r a boaster, a cow'rd an somethin' iv
a liar. That tn ladies see an hate
They do not know that there is wan
thing, an on'y wan thing to be said IN
favor iv drink, an that IS that it has
caused NANNY lady to be loved that
otherwise might've died single"
They're all right" said Hennessy-
I'm against it,
YES" said Mr.. Dooley. Amy man
is against dhrink that's iver been real
ly against it,
Copyright, 1907. by H. H. Mcclure &
Co.. Inc.)
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Copyright, 1907. by George AIDE
United States and Great Britain)
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-13
Why Not Visit California.

This winter Low round trip rates
\ are now in effect from all points OH the
North Western Line, and there will be
an especially low one way rate during
March and April for colonists second
class tickets.
$ Daily and personally conducted tours
oheF many advantages to the traveller,
Among which is q service of Pullman
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For free copy Of folders, with large
map OF California, Oregon and Wash
ington and full information regarding
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agents Chicago s North Western R'y.
Many and various are signs and
proofs that the season Of fans and lem.
onade has come to stay.
s The prolonged mining strike in the
Black ILLS was settled, the ,temand for
eight: hour day having been granted !.
Ever since the civil war the con-
atrned TO prevent the payment Of gov
ernment bounty Of sloO to each vetern
Who enlisted prior to July 1, 1863. It
a lid now that 4 statute Of limitations
which acted ~ 4 bar to the payment Of
tho bounty has expired, and that every
old soldier hc "a ustered prior to July
ffa09 rpill ~. ~ iflnx3 .tn - i 4;
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How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour;
He gets hump upon himself
And works each blooming flower.
SEWERAGE
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS.

Sealed bids Will be received at the office Of
the City Auditor in the City of Pierre. South
Dakota, until O'Clock p. M, of Monday, July
lst, 1907; such bids to be securely! sealed so as
to prevent their being opened without detec.
ton, and the same be endorsed on the outside
thereof bid for Sewerage Contract.
|. Said proposals to be for the furnishing of
all material labor and tools and the perform
ing of all The work necessary for the construc-
tion and completion of Three (3) miles pipe
inches in diameter, to be built of vitrfed clay
sewer s,xs $; and 20 linsal feet Of con-
flush tanks and catch basins completes; all
material furnished and labor performed to be
in accordance with the plans and specifications
now on file in the Office of the City Auditor
and also in the office of the City Engineer
A copy of the plans and specifications with
blank form Of proposals or bid may be seen
neer or ut the office of the City Auditor.
Each bid must be accompanied by "A bond
running to the City Of Pierre in penal sum Of
amount of the bid, which bond shall be execut-
ed by the bidGer as a principal and by two or
more good and sufficient suretes. who shall
be conditioned that the bidder will well and
faithfully perform the work bid for, In pur-
suance to the plans and specifications there
and further co dtioned that in case of default
on part of the bidder to perform such work
as provided in his contract. or in case of his
ittiIiS ~ cuGct sdlu ubTdCU. III cast lu6 sdIle
shall be awarded to him, under his bid there
for, then the sum named in said bond shall be
taken and held to be fixed as liquidated DANA
ges in favor Of said City. Such bids must be
made upon basis of cash payment for the
performance OF such contract. However,
partial cash payments may be made at the end
ef each month, equal to SeventyFive per cent
us per cent? of the value of the work then
completed, in accordance with the terms of
the contract and in conformity with the plans
and specifications; such estimate to be made
by the City Engineer, same to be further APP
proved by the Committee on Health and con.
tirmed by the City Council.
The CityCouncil reserves the right to reject
any and all bids, and to waive any infOrmality
in the form of u bid or bids when they deem it
to the best interest of said City so to do.
Given by order of the City Council on this
9th day of May. A. D. 1907.
W. s. LITTLE, City Auditor
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Brevity and Variety.

1t will soon be up to the GUNNER girl
to decide whether she will go to the
lakes and wear a bathing suit that is
the soul Of wit, or to the hills and wear
peek a-Doo shirt waist that is the spice
of life.