The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-11

The customary run1ors of the vari-
Gus cliques at summer resorts are be-
ginning to come in, and if one may
judge by the reports it's not only
pleasure .eXertiOn" to get to the places
indicated, but a real surenuf struggle
to keep out the alleged rabbie after
one has arrived or supposes one has
arrived. Recently a certain set ar
ranged to give a hop in the hotel at
one of the resorts and, desiring seclu-
sion rather than a good time, they
made d request that the guests of the
hotel be shooed TO their chambers early
and the doors locked against intrusion.
The scheme worked wonderfully and
the people who had paid for the use
of the hotel were wise enough TO let
the matter so for what it was worth.
It's getting to be a standing Joke
among the common herd how difficult
it seems to be for the gentle people to
recognize another. Would it not solve
the question to have some little tags
more or less artistic which might be
attached to club members, society
folk, etc, etc, SO that he who read
might run, or words TO that effect? Re
Gently three or four of the most eX-
elusive set got in a imiXup and one
after another announced that the 9TH
ers were not gentlemen, and there was
none TO say them nay, except the in
teTested parties. The discussion grew
hot, and yet no referee was there to
officiate. And for why?" Because no
competent referee could be found to
distinguish. It's a sad state of affairs
when alleged meets alleged.
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Despite the warm weather the mat
ter of clothes is an ever present one.
And all questions of style or color
aside, the matter of a proper union of
skirt and bodice is an all important
one. Many human has had the mind
diverted from even his prayers by the
sight of palpable but Illegal separa-
ton in q woman's apparel. Recently
a man with a keen eye walked along
the street behind one of those women
whose clothes never stay put, and he
was heard to murmur as If over his
prayer book: She has left undone
those things which she ought to have
done-up."
The usual batch of autumn hymeneal
events is in course of preparation and
the outlook is good for a BUSY season
with the god of unions. Among those
not yet announced to the admirine
public is the approaching marriage OF
one well known couple who have sue
ceeded in keeping the affair very quiet
up to date. Despite the fact that the
man in the case has 'seen service OF
a matrimonial nature, he seems to be
ardent enough i'm his devotions to have
called more definite attention to then
than has been given. The date for the
marriage is not yet fixed. but il is said
by the wise ones to be scheduled fol-
the early winter.
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Those stories about the real Irish
who attempt to spell their names in q
French way Though why no one has
ever explained were all put to shame
one day last week when a certain
Irishman saw the Frenchy form OF
his Hibernian cognomen. The deaI
little namesake who has borne the
name since before she knew it, wa:
only annoyed, but they do say that the
man who had the honor to have hi.
name bestowed on the baby some year.
ago used Language"
x x x
The maiden sat and thrummed The
keys,
And said that she would sing to us.
But we were wise, and, if you please
She didn't do a thing to us
DOHT. r REyrV