New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-07-20
TIE Talk or THE DAY.

The old saving Politics ana law go hand IN
hand g exempl'Hed by the present Legielnture OF
this state. In both the SenGts and Assembly there
IL preponderancs Of lawyers In fact there are
moro lawyers In tho State ecnRte than men Of all
other professions combined In both houses tho
hblest men Of that profession Among the law
yers In the Senate are such men as McCarren
Page. Cohslan. GRADY White and O'EeiL In the
Assembly wainwright, Robinson. Prentice. Phillips
John Lord ORrien. Moroland. Rogers ana Wagner
Uembors OF the bar or all the occupations
represented IN The Legislature the grewsoIne ono
Of undertaken II IN tho minority. In tho Assembly
is an ex-pr!zs fighter. Marty NIcCue, OF Bow ory
fame while Asrenblymnn scAweiEer oncs held a
wrestling championship.
20 you believe IN an orthodox state OF future
I don't know" answered the reckless person
II might not bo bad idea q havs some place
whore Il frankly admitted that tho dis5orSfor,
was caused by tina heat and not tho huIatdtty.''-
Washington Star.
In 4 Guadalupe prison there Is q convict with a
highly developed sense OF humor and rorne lmaE-
nation. Tho "Libre Parole OF that island tells
the story; Il nlschievousy dispused convict in
tho Point-A-Pi,re Prison. knowing that the Gov
ernor nil tho prisoners correspondencc wrote
letter addressed 20 his mother earnestly exhort-
Ing her never reveal tho spot where he had
buried treasure OF enormous value. HIS russ sue
ceeded. He Followed from all labor invited to
lunch with tho Governor and bottles OF chsr1DaEno
were broached for his delectatIon. Then came the
day when the Governor and the deputy gently
limited the convict that they knew all about his
hidden treasure-all. that Is 70 saw excspt ius.
whore u buried. Tho convict NJ fret was COW
but after soma days offered 70 show them tho tree
beneath which the treasure lay. When darkness
fell the trio set out. Tho searchers psrspired for
some hours they dug spot indicated By tho
convict without discovering anything. At length
tho search was angrily abandoned and the convict
marched back 20 prison. where he threw his fellow
prisoners into commissions OF delight by hts MARIA
ton OF the affair
Head Of Boiler Plato Factory TO the manager>-
Why 1 didn't expect you to-day. Didn't your vito
telephone last night that you were sick In bed with
Managon-Yes; but she's giving a bridge panty to-
day and thought Ia be better off here.-IL{e.
One stn queer sights Of a rural
kind in this big town. Just below where tho trolley
road from kingGbridgs TO Yonkers crossos the city
line there is small brook side of tho road.
Here. every evening n flock OF ducks IS driven
from little farm the other side OF tho way 10
indulge IN tho aquatic sports dear 10 the heart OF
tho duck But thess ducks have peculiar
habitA Their swims are always interrupted for
whenever n trolley car makes itself heard IN the
distance they emerge from the water and mako "A
Decline for home They don't trust tho whirring
monster and thew feel a lot Bafer once
they get inside the fence that shuts their homo
yard out from the road. Cautiously enough. prob
ably owing 90 trick OF echoes. they seem 10
hear only tho approach Of tho cars from Sew
York. because the cars running down from YOn-
kers fail to disturb them until they actually
passing, when esoepe "a cut Off
You say no made his wealth by honest toiI?"
Every cent OF it.
Il never know him 10 do a days work in his
life
well, didn't say whose toll It was did IT.
Milwaukee Sentinel
There hard times IN South Africa. 4 round
the-wOrld traveller tells OF conditions there: I'm
Cape Town itself there was such lack OF en-
ployment that lawyers. doctors. clerks and shop
mon were sleeping out in the OPEN because they
could afford the price OF lodging, while up
country the cost OF the commonest articles had
risen enormously. miner said he had paid two
shillinas go cents) for drink OF 'halfand half
Pretoria a day two before. and matters were
even worse at johannesburg. which he called Jo-
mine to another seeking work. and he had been
invariably refused. one day he said to man
gor: Why won't You give u show. boss?' The
manager said: because you are an Australian
and will have more Australians about the
place. You always stirring up strife wanting
your wages raised. claiming what you call your
rights. worrying about your hours. and. generally
you too independent So mine managers
have agreed TO get rid of this Australians as soon
can"
Ba.ron-A lady OF Tartar win rub piece OF
freshly cut onion on her hands and over her
countenance TO enhance her attractions.
Egbert-That gives me idea OF what II means
for man 70 get Tartar for . wife--Yonkers
Statesman