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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10

Missouri comes 10 the front with bill
restricting women to two hats year,
said hats to cost not more than s1-9S
eacn. Now wen see whether or not the
married men in that legislature have
the courage OF their convictions
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10
could Talk THROUGH a CAD.

philadelphia Ledger.)
Chancellor Day Is so constituted that
the presence of his foot in his mouth
does not impede the flow of language.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10
excEEpINeLY uNsPEAkAeLE
(PhiladeIphia Press.

" HiisAuc'PAl0 AACSS.f
Towne-They talk of the ''unspeakable
Turk" but the average Russian is worse
Browne-O: come. wouldn't say that
Towne-You would il you ever attempt
ed TO mention the average Russian by
, srpe.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10
FUNNIEST VALENTINES BY
THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE
DeIineator.(

Delineator.)
There was a young fellow named Allen
Tyne
who proposed to the lovely Miss BaIian-
When the lady said Yes"
He said ''Well. I guess,
Miss Banantyne's Allen Tyne's vsien'
Carolyn Wells
s'Iu send her a present" said he
, ION the 14th OF F'ebruaree
And-but, no. il is best
To leave out the rest,
For that valentine came c. o. d.
Walter Pulitzer
A scotchman whose name was Isbister.;;
Had a maiden giraffe he called sister
When she said. "Oh. be mine
Be my sweet Valentine"
He just Skinned up her long neck anu
Ellis Parker Butler
Dear lady. 1 cannot" he said.
Make valentines out Of my head,
So I've licked and stamped 5000
On my rival who could:
Burgess johnson
Oh, you would / fondly purloin. ,-,r
That our hands and our hearts we me-
Oh, maiden of grace.
Whose most beautiful face II,
Smiles so tender and sweet on ll. VI
RI X Miniatures
Said a Celt TO his colleen so flne'
ssBexorry, I'm your Valentine.
But she said. You're har-
You're Dwyer Mcclure. lac"
"D'ye think me dear sir. that n I'LL
Charles Battell LOOMS
---
There once was a lovable saint 80.
Who answered each amorous plant
And I thought. till today,
When your smile came my way a..
The old fellow was dead-but ne 80
-Gelett Burgess
A hip~po-po-ta-mus named amos
Was loved by a chorus girl famous
All the other girls sighed
AS they looked on and crien.
Please tame US a hip-po-po-ta -lrasscu
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10

New York SUM-
II looks as II Sir Alfred Jones would
not be called TO the house OF lords at
present.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10

say. while we think of it. isn't this
great weather? Can you beat it?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10
But His Ears stiH stick Out.

Baltimore SUM-
Governor Swettenham has withdrawn
his Objectionable letter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10
WEATHER FOR sACT LAKE
Fair.
THE METALS.

Silver. 6S3tc per ounce.
Copper (eastilg). 249Sc per pound
Lead. SO per 100 pounds
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10

s'I'u send her a present" said he,
ION the 14th OF Februaree
And-but, no. IL is best
To leave out the rest,
For that valentine came G. 0. d.
Walter Pulitzer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10

Dear lady, I cannot" he said,
Make valentines out Of nv head,
So I've licked and stamped good
On my rival. who could;
He's mall, and send him. though &C.,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-02-10

hin-oo-po-ta-mus named Amos
was loved by a chorus girl famous
All the other girls sighed
AS they looked on and cried.
Please tame US a hip-po-po-t i,, ..scr.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
CRIME IN NEW YORK.
So Much May be Necessary TO Estnb.
fish Additional Night Courts.

New York. Aug. There is so much
crime in New York after dark that
II probably will be necessary to estab-
fish four night courts instead of the
one which is TO be formally opened
in Jefferson Market at s o'clock this
evening
The suggestion was made at a meet
ing of the board Of magistrates yes
terday after ii had been stated that
every prisoner arrested between o.
clock In the Afternoon and 2 o'clock IN
the morning, In the entire AZ precincts
of Manhattan would have TO be arr
raigned In the one court and that in
the first seven days of July the num-
Der of arrests in those hours had made
an average OF S7l a day.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
MEN PAST SIXTY IN DANGER

More than half OF mankind over sixty
years o. age suffer from kidney and blad-
der disorders, usually enlargement of
prostate glands This is both painful and
dangerous, and Foloy's Kidney Cure
should be taken at the first sign OF dan
ger as II corrects Irregularities and has
cured many old men of this disease. Mr..
Rodney Burnett Rockport. Mo. writes
~ suffered with enlarged prostate gland
and kidney trouble for years ana after
taking two bottles OF Foley's Kidney Cure
| feel better than have for twenty
years although / am now " years Old
For sale by f. J. Hin Drug Co.. 1.-The
never substltutors"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
NEW CONCRETE pRYDocN.

Philadelphia. July 31.-The new con-
chrete drydock at the League Island
navy yard, one OF the largest Of it's
kind In the world, was used Tor the fret
tlmo today, when the big battleship
keursnrgo was placed in It. The dock.
BILE purpose TO overhaul the big ship
and officially to test the drydocls, which
has not yet been accepted by the gov
eminent
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01

on the road the driver stopped ans
pointing TO an elm tree, said;
There Is the fatal tree where the
Fairs were killed.
The correspondent asked why ne
stopped. and he replied:
Every day l bring Americans here,
and others come in motors. Everyone
takes out a knife and carries off
mofse of the bark"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
GERMAN CAVALRY HORSES.

Berlin, July 3i.-The German govern.
ment is about TO send number OF
full bIooded Trakhenr stations from the
royal breeding farms near the Russian
frontier TO the stock farm nj Fields
place, within the Kentucky blue grass
region, which was leased some time ago
by the government for the purpose OF
breeding cavalry horses for the Ger
man army
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
GREUS0ME SOUVENIRS.
Automobiles Cut Them from Tree
Where Fairs Were Killed.

Paris Aug IA Matin correspond
ent reports that Americans are cut
ting away FOR souvenirs the tree in
France where the Fairs were killed in
an automobile accident
The correspondent got his inforrna~
ton from a driver who was taking him
from Pacy-sur- Eure to Evereaux. While
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
JAP TROOPS SURROUND
KOREAN BARRACKS

Seoul. Korea, Aug. lat 10 o'clock
last night Japanese troops surrounded
the Korean barracks after an imperial
proclamation had been issued disband-
ing the Korean army, composed of 1000
men. Several hundred Koreans gath
cred at the Great Bell during thun-
derstorm. Were dispersed by company
of Japanese soldiers. The outlets from
the Korean army barracks are guard
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
DEsERET EVENING NEWS THURSDAY AUGUST 1907

cd by machine guns.
Two thousand of tho Seoul gnrri-
son will be disarmcd and disbanded to-
day.
Tho proclamation dlsbanding the
troops says that the disbanded soldiers
win be granted on a years pay.
Tha emperor's body guard will not bo
disbanded.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01

be court nyrtialed upon the complaint
preferred by his wife, Mrs. Logan
Tucker. The report OF the Inspector
general charged with the investigation
of the affair establishes that the pay
master has not been guilty of any VIOLA
tion of the law or the army regulations.
Adjt. Gen. Ainsworth has forwarded
the document to Sccy. Taft at Murray
Bay, Canada, for his consideration and
action
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
HAY FEVER AND SUMMER COLDS

Victims OF hay rover will experience
great benefit by taking Toley's Honey
and Tar. as It stops difficult breathing
Immediately ana heals the inflamed MIR
passages. and even " II should fail 10
euro you II viii give instant relief"
Tho genuine is in yellow package. For
sale by Il. j. Hin Drug Co, "The never
substitutors."
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
A Nurses
Story

Ii you are, a sufferer
from headache, neuralgia,
or pain from any cause
you should rJad the fol-
lowing letterArom a nurse.
an ,Eor sometime haye felt 1t my
r nuty 70 write you. was having
az az uoctor twice every week for head
s soI Al he did for me was to give
Zines tbsg 70 ease the pain. Some;
tpula not speak, and members OF my
rnIluy stood over me and gave mo
'v ,le every fifteen minutes until
Ann Is r lT,,leyed \ sample OF Or Miles
GA taln rus fell into my hands !
faa The circular very carefully, and
iuuna my case described exactly. The
toot uine ny head began. TO ache I
res,i,nme Pain Pills according 10 d.
hbs,ler. 50 ! sent TO the druggist for
,,, ana took them until I was no
hnpn.sha better that was about the
Lad'o an me afternoon. have not
Wgp doctor for headache since.
men no met me sometime after he
Iin'el 70 know. how / was, and told
aiIgp what | had done, and he replied;
bsir SVu nave found anything that viii
tnhelng a nurse i have recommended
Dei na TO a great many grateful people.
t or vase VIII mention. I saw a doe
mn,tgo 70 neighbor every week for
hoadduhs because she had such awful
NJ, usai.htsi but for long time | dared
~ suggest anything TO her. One day
box Of h XIII ana 10 ! se Ny her q half q
sbtYm ana has had no doctor aimee.
bnne says they are d great blessing 10
abn,sth u said, why didn't you tell mo
o. many ogom a,I before" could tell you
10 w :, MISS JOSEPHINE BoHN
'v w. uenesee st.. Auburn. NJ, Y.
vopDr' Mllos, Anti. Pain Piils are cold by
iGssr .gruauitt, who Will guara ntee that
io1. nt Package Will benefit. n II
= doses q ss sss'" As SSs ssis bulk.
Miles Medical Co., Elkaart, Ind
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
snCy. srRAus IN noNonuIu.

Honolulu July St.--oscar Straus.
secretary Of commerce and labor, ar
rived here toduy from San Francisco
on the steamer Siberia. He was greeted
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01

with the military safute accorded to a
member of the presidents cabinet, ami
was met at the dock by federal ana
territorial officials and territorial mill
tia.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
woMAN's NrurlnArEp BODY.

New York, July 3i-The mutilated
body Of young woman, consisting of
the torso from the waist down, and the
knees. foated ashore today near an
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-08-01
LIEUT.. COL. TUCKER
VIII Not he Court -Martialed on Com.
plnini Preferred by Wife.

Chicago, Aug. LA special 10 the
Lieut., William +. Tucker. pays
master OF the department of the lakes,
with headquarters at Chicago, viii not
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
WIRELESS TELEGRApHY.

There this Marcon, we
from him not with he he
simultaneously
distances has
handling commercial
ONE VINO DESIRES NOW TELEGRAPH TO EUROPE
hT 10 GENTS WORD FOR THE OCEAN JOURNEY
been advanced the commercial stage history electrical
Will experience
competing with cables Is compete
by better
The wireless cable
the heavy electric necessary
bnt has not to bear the expense cables with thor
alsk of damage and the o
cheaper than
The question is they lust as goodg"
THE TROUBLE WITH AERoGRAMS THAT THEY NECES-
SARIIY SENT MANKIND.
ANY ONE WITH THE NECESSARY APPLICANCEs PICK
THEM
expected that instruments "atuned"
dencaly
How this has been accomplished informed
indicate that almost any any
This Involves the cipher secrecy desired
decipher
bu
" printed codes accessible any
Special codes however
doing business together and probably
cphered they likely
deoiphe
cipher usually
time quite a number messages.
There
into commercial
possible prevent from being
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23

Hood River Real Estate Man Made n
"Pot Shot"

Geo. T. Prather, Hood River
pioneer who was the first berry
shipper from that fruit farm, and
who in conjunction with the horse
editor started Hood Rivers news
paper. the Glacier, sliding, was in the
city. Coming down yesterday morn
ing on the boat having been visiting
at a relatives place between here
and Independence. George told the
writer, that being ir The land of
"China pheasants," he became pos
sessed of an inordfnate desire to
shoot few of them. He borrowed
shotgun and started out. Now
China pheasants are not known In
Hood River, there isn't anything
there for them to eat except apples
and Strawberries, and the latter are
so thick that there isn't room on
the ground for berries nor on
the limbs of the trees for a
roosting place, the limbs being
loaded with aples worth FIVE
cents a piece. George had no dog,
and consequently when he climbed
over the fence, and saw about 40
young Chinas scooting for the brush,
he didn't wait for them to fly, but
let go both barrels of his blunder-
buss. There was tremendous flut-
terlng and George felt that he was
the boss hunter when he picked up
six of the birds. He returned to
the house and proudly displayed his
game. The good woman of the
house threw up her hands when she
saw the birds and with the ejacula-
ton: Good Lord man, you've kill
ed my young guineas.' She col
lapsed on the floor in a fit of laugh
ter. George didn't say word, that
Is he convinced the lady that the
best dress she could pick out was
much more valuable than any pleas
ire she might get out of repetition
)f the story. Besides George paid
30 cents apiece for the "Chinas
He left for Hood River yesterday
afternoon, but he didn't have any
birds and he told the writer that
hereafter he wouldn't shoot at any
hing smaller than a Hood River
or the price of Hood Rly-
'r apples.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
How to Cure a Cold.

The question of how to cure a
cold without unnecessary loss OF
time in which we are all more or
less interested. for the quicker n
cold is gotten rid of the less danger
of pneumonia and other serious dis
eases. Mr.. B. w. l.. Hall OF Waver-
ly, Va. has used Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy for years and says:
81 firmly believe Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy to be absolutely the
best preparation on the market for
colds. I have recommended It to
my friends and they all agree with
me-" For sale at DR.. Stones drug
store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
How's This?

We offer one Hundred Dollars
Reward for any ease of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. f. j. Cheney & Co. Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known
f. j. Cheney for the last 15 years.
and believe him perfectly honorable
in all business transactions and
financially able TO carry out any obli
cations made by his Arm. walding,
Kinnan 4 Marvin. Wholesale Drug
gists. Toledo. Or.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken In
ternally, acting directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF -he
system. Testimonials sent free.
Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
druggists.
Take Halls Family pills for con-
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
Ten Years without a Failure.

Mr., w. c. Bott. a Star City, Ind,
A Certain Cure for Croup-Used for
hardware merchant. Is enthusiastic
In his praise of Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. His children have
all been subject to Group and he
has used this remedy for the past
ten years, and though they much
feared the Group. his wife and he al
ways felt safe upon retiring when a
bottle OF Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy was In the house. His oldeS.
child was subject 20 severe attacks
OF Group. but this remedy never fall
ed to effeet a speedy cure. He has
recommended II to friends AMI
neighbors and all who have used IL
say that Il is uneQualed for Group
and whooping cough. For sale at
Or. Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
Hard Times in Kansas.

The old days of grasshoppers and
drouth are almost forgotten in the
prosperous Kansas of today; al
though a citizen of Codell. Earl
shamburg, has not yet forgotten a
hard time he encountered. He says:
81 was worn out and discouraged by
coughing night and day, and could
find no relief till / tried DR.. Kings
New Discovery. 1t took less than
one bottle to completely cure me"
The safest and most reliable cough
and cold cure and lung and throat
healer ever discovered. Guaranteed
by ], C. Perry's drug store, soc and
s1.00 Trial bottle free.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
INDIANS
ALLOWED
TO GAMBLE

Gambling at the Indian pow-wov
at Toppenlsh ended last night says
the Yakima Republic. Sunday after.
noon Lancaster Spencer, tafkins
through an interpreter, announced
that with the close of the day would
come the expiration of the six days
special gambling permission given
him by the Indian agency. He
pointed out how fortunate the Indi-
ans has been to procure that privi-
lege, not allowed elsewhere, and ex-
pressed the hope that they had had
Ia good time.
Bone Game Is New and Exciting.
All sorts of card games have been
played during the week and hun
dreds Of dollars have changed hands
but the big games have been the In
dian bone games.
One game during the week had
about 5000 in the blanket and play
lasted from o'clock in the morning
until in the evening before the
ownership of the money was decided.
The bone game yesterday, played
with about "a Indians on each side,
had over $500 in the blanket when
the play began. A great deal was
added during the contest, while
blankets, saddles and other equip
ment made up deficiencies in coin.
A crowd OF several hundred peo.
pie, many of them white spectators,
watched the play. The game Is one
If the most spectacular of the Indian
games, and is declared to
De as good medium OF expression
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
HIS Dear Old Mother.

my dear old mother, who is now
SS years old. thriyes on Electric Bit
ters,' writes w. b. Brunson, of Dub
lin, Ga. "She has taken them for
about two years and enjoys an ex-
eellent appetite. feels strong and
sleeps we'll" That's the way Elec-
trio Bitters affect the aged, and the
same happy results follow in all
cases of female weakness and gen.
eral debility. Weak, puny children
too. are greatly strengthened by
them. Guaranteed also for stomach.
liver and kidney trobles, by ]. C.
Perry. druggist. soc.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
Whnt They Wanted

Don't you like The House OF
Seven Gables?'" asked the lady who
was interested in Hawthorne.
We'll" replied the other, whose
husband had been on the lucky side
in a wheat furry. "one of that kind
might have some good points. but
what we are trying tofind Is a house
with a nice big garage. Chicago
Record Herald.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
HAS AUTHORITY TO ORDER WORK
THE JOURNAL BARGAIN DAY.

According The Capital
or ext
dont give chance
Of
Rhe bargain the daily than
This conducted the plan having
SCRAP NEWS.
of is n
20 read =
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
A WOMIAN'S BACK.

The Aches and Pains VIII Disap-
pear IL the Advice of This
Salem Citizen Is Followed.
A woman's back has many aches
and pains.
Most times'tls the kidneys fault
Backacne is really kidney ache;
That's why Doan's Kidney Pills
cure IT,
Many Salem women know this.
Read what one has to say about
It.:
Mrs. b. Schneider. of $50 High ST
Salem, Or, says; "The good reports
had heard concerning Doan's Kid
'ney Pills induced me to procure a
supply / had been suffering from
incessant backache which not only
troubled me through the day but
broke my rest at night. I began 20
feel the effects of Doan's Kidney
Pills after | had taken a few doses.
Relief speedily came and then an
absolute cure. There has been no
sign of the backache nor any other
symptoms since. am only too
pleased to let others know of such
"a valuable and effective remedy"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents, Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the Uni
ted States.
Remember the name-Doan's-
and take no other.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
A Savings
Bank Account

Has many desirable features not
possessed 10y other Investments.
VIII
1, Absolute safety.
., Always convertible Into
cash
}. Freedom from worry and
trouble,
4, No expense attached
3. Principle can be Increased
or diminished by any amount at
any time.
q, Prompt aud regular pay
ments OF interest.
These features make Il an ideal
Investment and especially desl,-
able for those holding trust
funds.
We welcome small as well as
large accounts.
SAVINGS DEPARTMENT
CAPITAL NATIONAL BANK.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23

Isn't il about time for the author
titles of Vancouver. b. c., TO prohibit
the playing of "The Mikado," as a
delicate compliment to "our allies?"
New York World.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
GUS KEHRBERGER SHOULD BE PAID.


no district
n school IN GOOD
FAITH AND SHOULD BE PAID.
he authority
Z a school director obligations
Tor the district. contrary law, he the bill.
to he
Oca their public
the costs In a lawsuit besides
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23

Had Mr.. Theodore Roosevelt list
ened to Judge Alton B. Parker in
1904 he would not have been so
easily deceived by his most intimate
friends.-Charl "ton News and
Courier.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23

The truth about the famous In
Idianapolis lunchean seems to be that
there never were any cocktails
New York Sun.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
A MILE WITH ME.

Oh who will walk a mile with me-
Along fe's merry way?
a comrade blithe and full of glee,
Who dares to laugh out loud and free,
And let his frolic fancy play,
Like happy child through flowers gay,
That fiji the field and fringe the way,
Where he walks mile withe
And who will walk a mile with me.
Along life's weary way?
a friend whose heart has eyes to
The stars SHINE out o'er the darkening lea
And the quiet rest ut the end of the day
A friend who knows and dare to say
The brave sweet words that cheer the way,
Where he walks mile with
With such comrade such friend,
would fan walk till journeys end
Through summers sunshine, winters rain,
And then? Farewell shall meet again
Henry Van
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23
COFFEE

You can buy something
called coffee" at l0c lb
with 5000 miles of r r
freight from the roaster;
don't.
Your grocer returns your money II you don't
like Sehling's Best: we pay him.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23

GA - TO RIA.
ss4n the >lAs Mad Yea ham NaEs B0sgAl
s',1''' q %zHAzZs<
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-10-23

CA - ToRrA.
Bean a. >lAs Mad isl Eam MsaH BsSght
''';;''" q &xHzZZ1N