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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
CAN THIS Be true?
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO THE
PRESIDENT FAILS TO
REACH HIM.

Spokane Dispatch TO New York World.
Evidently 1.-The President" is not
much of a factor in the postal service,
since the employees department. OF
the government were placed under
civil service "in the interests OF aeeu-
racy and intelligent service" Here Is
the record of a letter hat went to
Washington. was opened there by an
employe, and returned TO the writer
because The President's' address
was not given:
November &c. S p. NJ, a letter with
the address, THE President" plainly
written across the face, was mailed
in the Spokane postoffice. On Dc.
cember "a, lacking bat two days OF
one month. the same letter, with tho
words No address" stamped below
"the President" was returned to Au-
gust Wolf. chamber Of commerce, the
sender of the missive.
The letter had originally remained
in the local postoffice until Decem-
Der G, when 1t was forwarded to the
dead.letter office at Washington. There
1t was opened, but the person employ
ed TO do this service apparently did
not read the headline Of the inserted
clipping, which said, Roosevelt Pack
ed Silver from Krao." but instead look
ed up the sender's name, resealed the
letter. placed it in an official dead
letter envelope, and sent it. back 10
Spokane.
In the letter sent by Mr.. Wolf were
a clipping from the Spokanesman-Rc-
view. in which a. D. Wheeler, the Or
iginal locator Of the Krao mining dis
trict, told of Mr.. Roosevelt's visit 10
Southern British Columbia during a
hunting and fishing trip In 1888. On
this visit the President assisted the
miners in packing sacks Of ore down
the m~ountainside 10 the little steamer
Galena."
But this letter was returned to Spo'
kane by the Assistant Postmaster Gen
eral. a member of MIR. Roosevelt's OF.
fetal family and who must have seer
him every day or two.
THE next time" said Mr.. Wolf
that l have occasion 10 write to the
President ! will send the letter by 0
private messenger
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
Heart Strength

Hc,rssircarfh or Hearfweamr,s. means Nerve
DerenEth- or Nerve weAkness-npthin more. Pus-
ttvely. not ona weak hoArt IN . hundred a. IN f.
sell. actually diseased. II "a almost always .
hidden tiny little ncrye that really Is MI at fault
This obscure nerve-the Cardiac. or Heart Nerve
simply needs. and must have. moro power. more
stability. moro controlling. morn royurninr
strcnEth. Without that the Heart must continue
70 fail. and the stomach and kidneys also hAys
these same controlling ncrves.
This clearly explains why. Ms . medicine. Dr.
shoop's Restorative has In tho past done 50 much
for weak and ailing Hearts. Dr.shoop hrst sought
tho cause OF all this painful. palpitatins. siiocat
ing heart distress. Dr.. Shoop's Restorative-this
popular prescripton-is alone directed 10 thea
weak and wasting nerve ccnters. Il buildst
Is strengthens: 1t Offers real. genuine heart help.
IL you would have strong Hearts, strong d.
geston. strengthen these nerves r~ecstablish
them rs needed. with
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
twenty Years From Date"

From an Exchange.
When Hobart Chatfield-C hatfield
Taylor, Chicago millionaire, social
leader, and author, was in college n
good many years ago he had a room.
mate, who. like himself, was fond OF
a game of chance during the off-hours
from study. One evening. after they
had INDUCED In trdowing dice at a
cent a throw. young Taylor said to
his chum:
Lets have a throw for a hundred
dollars"
The chum said he had no fund any.
where near that amount, and intimat-
ed that Taylor hadn't either. Taylor
admitted his lack of wealth, but pro-
posed that the loser should give his
note, payable in twenty years, without
interest.
The proposition was accepted, and
the dice was placed in the box and
ratified. Taylor lost. He at once made
the note and handed 1t to the winner.
When they quit college each went
his way into the world. Taylor be.
came a favorfte in the lottery of life.
His chum likewise answered the knock
at his door and has been making good
ever since.
Ten days ago the winner of the hun:
dred-dollar throw was clearing out his
desk, when the old note turned up. 1t
was due a few days later. He forward
ed 1t to Mr.. Chatefld-C hatfield Taylor,
who. on the day of the notes maturity,
sent his old chum &. a check fort he
amount. The person who tells the
story says the winner told him that
neither Of us. I am sure. had the
slightest idea at he time that the max.
|er of the note would ever be able to
pay it"
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
MAMMA AT THE PHONE

From the New York sun.
Our phone Is on the party wire.
Oar letter 1t is Il
And when some one would speak to ne
The central rings the ben;
And mamma, when she hears 1t ring
Unless she is alone,
Calls out to all the family:
Somebody tend the phonei"
When some one calls up j or r
Or B upon the line
Our telephone 1t does not ring.
But fiutters faint and fine;
And when she hears within the box
That call for those unknown,
Whatever else she has on hand
Then mammals at the phone.
Anon she hears the gentle purr
Within the wooden box
She's darning sisters stockings
Or little brothers soeks-
But these she quickly lays aside.
""Three pounds and plenty bone
She's getting soup for dinner"
Says mamma at the phone.
Another fiutter in the box
Brings mamma 10 her feet;
'Sh! This is Mrs. JONES'" she says.
"of Umpty.umptieth street;
One ticket for the gallery =
She must be going alone;
oh, yes; it's for the Matinee"
Adds mi at the, phone.
Sometimes when mamna hears the
purr.
Say once or twice a week,
She fingers al the telephone
And smiles but does not speak,
And when we ask, what's doing
now?"
In an impatient tone,
Go on and play and never MUD"
Says mamma at the phone.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
HANoIcAPpEn

y.
From the Chicago News.
We're geins IN society.
ut feel a slight dsbiety
We're doubling the propriety
OF taking pa along.
There might be some bilarsty
Just half concealed by charity
Because of his yulgarity
He always does things wrong,
His ways are so erraticai.
He talks SO lngrammaticaI
And speaks his mind, and that I call
Exceedingly ill-bred.
We has a queer morality,
His manners lack formality,
He's awful, in reality.
Some break VIC always dread.
It's terrible possessing him.
Wen have our troubles dressing him.
There's no way OF suppressing him.
It's little that he recks.
How his remarks are grating us.
It's greatly agitating us;
The strain is enervating US
But still we need his checks.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
$4,000 Violin Stolen.
'eu, vrrk Timac

From New York Times.
a 1875 Guarnerius violin, valued at
$4,000. was stolen from Arthur Fart
I an, the violinist. yesterday, as he
S'as travelling from Houston, Tex. u
/ os Angeles, Ca. The Young musician
who left New York FOR his western
tear only last week, telegiaphed hia
friends hare to notify the police.
The violin was golden red. with
pearls in the pegs, and inla;d tai
pieces, and was in c ploin. cheap box,
Hartman has another violin with hi...
which he viii. use at his concerts
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
New Rlumhina Shop.

Thomas Farley, who has been in
the employ OF the Reed Plumbing Co.,
has branched out in business for him
self. Mr.. Farley has opened a shop or
the alley in the rear Of his property on
Walnut avenue.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
rAiRMoNr. MoRoANTowN & PITTS.
BURG BRANCH.

FOR coNNELLsvILLE and PIrTsBURG
Leave, No. I. $500 A. M; No. 3, !7:4;
A. NJ; No. 81, s2:15 A. NJ. Arrive, Nc
80. s1:10 p. M; No 2, 1890 P. M: No
4. 1870 p. M; No. ~. x9:4O.
FOR MoRGANTowN, Leave. No. 90.
No. GO, x7:32 A. NJ.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
RANKS SECOND
WEST Virginia MINES 42,soo,ooo
TONS FOR THE YEAR JUST
CLOSED.


o,osa !, ~ ,ane u.gn.
-. ~
800. - ~
s-.,.L-S-
VT. Isasas.a. -
t,., .a,,.no, a.
ala. - ~ Ms.,ari
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-. az.
@n.ad...s -. - ."r.oaae
tons =, ,,..r s,am.,ss
a .he s'aemeh. from In
Spec'or Faui' ID not exact out ms hs-
~ e 'su on cyprus ne mas re-
seiSeu al ms once ana ne keeps In
aoio"sh 'ouoh WIN .ne p~rodlctoh
" e"e '.a'e' IN 'he year OIL isoo there
W." Pouueeu ~ TINS eta'e o','si.oeo
ons' ANU. 'oo'Voo IONS less than tne
s'a'e oi LIMOS ana just enough clio
ehe e.a'e 10 iahd US III third place
oul nhs year we VII nave the near
.. c~ohhpe'itor by ABOUT hve
ihiiiion IONS
ohe OF the chiet causes mat has
contributed toward our reaching this
ne spot IN the coai Oh
'he world mas been the ~ohtinuanc
OIL the IN TINS state in
the past year. f~artcuiariy mas thls
oeeh true OIL the OF raleigh
ana WYOMING where mili'ohs have
been invested IN the past year and
'he owners are sun their
capital IN deVeloplhs the properties.
Anothe cause thai mas contributed
10 our success IN forging ahead oil
the state OF Illinois is the TACT tina
Tor several weeks last spring. many
miners OF mat state were idie because
oi the taiiure OF the competitive heid
10 reach an agreement al hnianapo!is
ny 'he hrst u april wheh the ne"
scare went mo erect.
west virginia mas oeeh almost Tree
vi s'riie between the eHhp'oyer anu
'he ehpioye ourihs 'he past twelVe
months n hVer were the relations
IN THIS state oetwse capi'ai Ia
Dor more Both seem to
be WORKING Tor the same goal, TO make
this state the best IN The Union n
the absence OF discord n the spirit
or good VIII now existing has been
the SUBJECT Oh much cohsratulation
throughout the country and mas been
instrumental IN bringing capital into
the state 10 properly develop our
great natural esources
Ihere mas peeh only one cohdltioh
that has marred the great goal indus
try In this state the past year n
that Is the prevailing a shortage on
all the coal carrying roads. The
Chesapeake n Ohio railroad in Sep
TENDER of the last year, by an allot'
ment commission OF their own choos.
ing, placed a new allotment on all the
mines in the New River and Kanawha
fields, inflicting serious damage to the
coal operators of that section, as the
6aily allot.aents were cut almost In
TWAIN n since that time all the op-
erations along the line of the Chesa-
reake and Ohio have suffered from
the car famine. The average run per
month along that line has been a frac-
ton over eight days, while the daily
allotment has been based by the rail-
read officials on a twenty days run
each month. The injustice can be
these two rivers but which can load
a third more coal on each day, when
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09

Call and see our circulating library
OF latest copyright books Of fiction.
Globe Book Store, Watson Hotel build
Ing, II
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09
PAW PAW BRANCH.

Monday. wednesday and Saturday.
Depart No. 2o1. 700 A. M: No. 2oa
Arrive. No. 200. 1855 A. M; No. sos.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09

There is more Catarrh in this sec.
ton OF the country than all other dis.
eases put together, and until the last
few years was supposed to be incura.
BILE. For a great many years doctors
pronounced 1t a local disease and pre-
scribed local remedies, and by con.
stantly failing to cure with local treat.
ment, pronounced 1t fncurabIe.
Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure. manufactured by
f. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the
market. It is taken internally in doses
from 10 drops to n teaspoonful. 1t
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case It
fails to cure. Send for circulars and
testimonials.
Address: F. ]. CHENEY G CO.,
Toledo nbto
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MoNoMeAH DIVISION.

Tor cLARKsBuRG & WESTON. Leave
No. 3. ii.ss p. N NJ; nc No. ~ /. A is:s5 r =. M N.
Arrive, No.. 3, 1898 A. M; No. !, !l2:0o
noon; No. 60. xs:3o p. M: No. s. 1890
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yes coLyMngs 4 !; 4 No. Z,
fG5 w.H4 :sa x x. NJ Soe 4 1 .s's 10 a n n; .i NSi
r. n. Qoca1): No. IS. 4:45 p. NJ: No.
s.. Cumberland Accom-. 1925 p. N.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09

Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constl.
patton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-09

Best goods at reasonable prices at
A. G. Kinkead's, Watson Hotel build
Ing. II
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Wall paper almost given away by
H. c. Bardette January 10, in sample
room, Watson Hotel. If
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EAsTeoUNp.

For WASHINGTON. BALTIMORE. PHIL
as 4. n; No. Il. .:1.sa 2. N; No No. Z.
Ass:40 II. M. local 10 Grafton.)
CUMBERLAND ACCOM-. No 0. t7:os
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Alien ~futcncocks Oh hIiHsourl-
Secretary Of Agriculture-Jsmes
Wilson. or Iowa.
Secretary Of Commerce and Labor
Victor n. Metcalf. Of California
President Of the Senate pro tom
,orerwiIiam P. Frye. of Maine.
Speaker Of the House Of Reprosep-
stives-Joseph @. Cannon. Of Illinois.
lupreme Court Of the United States. J
Chief Justice-Melviile W.. Fulleri
Associate Justfces-John II. n
David J. Brewer. Henry q. Browl
ward D. White. Rufus w. PeckA
Joseph McKenna, VIM. r. Day. DIN
Wendell Holmes, Jr.
United States Circuit Judges-Nar
than Con and letter @. Prttchard.
United States District Judges-Al-
ston G. Dayton and BENJAMIN y. Ke%
Ter.
United States District courts-rho
Northern District. -
Judge-Alston g. Dayton
cierk-Jasper Y. Moore.
District Attorney-ReesN<
Assis.ant DISTRICT Aus
onowai'er.
" >. Aasfsnei-cnaries D
The sourhern pistrlc5
Judge-Benjamin =. Keller.
Clerk-Edwin M. Keatlsy.
District Attorney-Elliott Nor
COLI
Q. 9. MarshaiTohn e Thomssoa
United States Senators.
S.epnen D. Elxins ana Natnan
SCOT
nspreaan.as'se U conorsss.
sifs' 2. love
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SS@m inomas ?. psvA
49,
rhte, Mt. rn.n.ct,r-y % ~,
aeorss $1,000.
usnrv r Mcuh,,-ts- rIan- ur.r.a.
80, o. I...ss ~ $3.50
clerk-wnliam a Matbews
County aoysrnmsns.
.uuse !. Si.euit ooulg soulse
In.a " -
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p.rrI.h q 'ns oileol' oootA
.oas.
Coun., 5 uuu..
Count snnar,a,..sss.
sesoo,sSn.,sas = 800
Assas.,rs.nuhs-. Ua,na. $3.50
1900.
s,s.r,o.
sss.s
Third ei~strict--Joseph Il. Gaines
Fourth district-Harry O Wcoa'
sAra.
f1ftn district-James a hughes
state
Governor-Wm. n. Q, lawson.
Secretary OF state-charies. W
swisher.
superintendent OF scnools-ThomAs-
Q. Miller.
A~uditor-Arnold Q. scherr.
Observation-Disclosures ogdin.
Attorney General-clark ". Nay
Ad,utant Generals. y. Z
commissioner Of Banking-s. y
Mathews.
State senator-Joseph h Meier
mott.
Members of the House Of Dele
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o HIS HAIR BACK.
Was Perfectly Bald When He Started
to Use Nerbro's Herpicide

Frederick ManueN. Maryland block.
Butte. Montana. bought a bottle OF Now
bros Herpicide. April 6. 90. and began to
use It for entire badness. The hair fol-
l!cles in his scalp were not dead and In
20 days he had hair nil over his head.
On July 2 he writes. and today my hair
Is Us thick and luxurlant rs any ono
could wish" Newbro's Herpicide works
on an old principle and with n new DIS
covery-destroy the cause and you re-
move the effect. Herpicide destroys the
germ that causes dandruf. falling hair.
and finally badness. so that with the
cause gone the effect cannot remain.
Stops falling hair at once and n new
growth starts. Sold by leading
druggists. Send 1oc. in stamps for sample
to The Herpicids Co.. Detroit Mich.
Two sizes-5o cents and s1.oo.
E. A. Billingslea & Co, special
agents.
Wall paper almost given away by
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GRAFTON ACCOM-. No. 72. .lo.5l A. NJ
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RHILROhDS.
RAILROAD.
ecHEpuLE EFFECTIVE NovEMeEH
20, 1905, FefRMoNT, w. VA.

DAILY. lDaiIy except Sunday. xsunday
only.
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Address: F. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, OHIO.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-11-07
HER FACE HER FORTUNE.
why One Girl Got q Good Paying
and Easy Position

why One Girl Got q Good PAYING
and Easy Position.
She was a sweet looking girl, with as
fair a pink and white complexion as
woman ever desired, and WAS chatting
with one Of her own sex on a Staten
Island ferryboat, while was seated
so near that could not help hearing.
Several times my truant eyes deserted
my paper and stole a glance at the
face that was so attractive
1T was the luckiest thing that ever
happened to me-" she said to her com
panion, when | went into that Fifth
avenue store Just to buy a comb How
little / thought that l would be work
Ing there at greater wages than l had
ever hoped to earn! l hesitated about
going in, because feared the prices
would be too high, but did go in and
came out with comb without paying
cent for 1t. And. better than all,
had been engaged to begin the next
Monday az q saleswoman.
Il was nearly discouraged before
that. for was getting only 81 n week,
and we were awfully pinched at home.
but my luck changed on that day, and
II was Friday too. Fortunately for me.
the store was crowded when went in.
and the proprietor left his desk that
stands In little rallied off corner and
came to wait on me. noticed that he
looked very sharply at me, but not at
all In an impudent manner
Pardon me, MISS he said, but l
am looking for young lady to assist
me In the store here. and II your cir
cumstances are such that you would
care for the place would like to have
you consider it.
Il was wonderfully surprised, but
thanked him, saying that knew moth
ing about the business.
That doesn't matter he replied.
You can soon learn 1t. To be frank.
would like to have you on account OF
your complexion. You know we sell
all sorts Of goods for the complexion
and articles for identifying, and your
face would do more to make sales than
ell Of the arguments and representa-
hons that could be made
well, the result was that l got a
fine place. with easy work, at SIS a
week. My hours are short, and l SIM
ply play the agreeable while selling
goods at an immense profit. / wouldn't
let any OF the concoctions touch nv
face for anything but the customers
appear to be impressed by my COM
plexion, and the proprietor is satisfied.
80 am New York Herald.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-11-07
A Lover Of Mankind

A good man is friendly to his fellow
creatures and lover of mankind: and
SO Will. upon every occasion. and often
without any, say all the good he can OF
everybody; but, so far as he is a good
man, will never be disposed to sneak
evil of any, unless there be some other
reason for it besides barely that it is
true. II he be charged with having
given an i'll character he will scarce
think it sufficient justification of
himself to say that it was true one.
unless he can also give some further
account how he came to do so: a lust
Indignation against particular instan-
ces OF villainy, where they are great
and scandalous; or to prevent an in
nocent man from being deceived and
betrayed, when he has great trust
and confidence in one who does not
deserve it.-Joseph Butler.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-11-07
FLOATING ISLANDS.
o~e Ls.s.A. Covering Two Acres,
seen In the Gulf Stream.


or all passengers carried by ocean
currents Coating islands are the most
interesting. Many Of them have been
found soyagfng on the Atlantic. These
Islands were originally parts of low
lying river banks which broke AWAY
under stress OF storm OF flood and
noated out to sea. The Orinoco. the
Amazon, the La Plata and other trop-
ical rivers often send forth such pieces
OF their shores. Some OF the bits OF
land are of large size and carry ami
mails. insects and vegetation. even at
umes including trees, the roots OF
which serve to hold the land intact.
while their branches and leaves serve
as sails for the wind. Generally the
waves break up these islands shortly
after they put to sea. but sometimes.
under favorable conditions, they travel
long distances.
The longest voyage of floating il.
land, according to government records.
look place In 1893. This island was
nrst seen or Florida, and apparently It
had an area OF two acres. 1t bore no
trees, but it was thickly covered with
bushes, and in one place IT was thirty
Feet high above the sea level. 1t YVES
IN the gulf stream, travelling slowly
and with occasional undulations to
show where the ground swell was
working beneath 1t. Probably il rot
away from its river anchorage I'm the
spring Of the year. for toward the lat
ter part of July 1t had reached the lat.
itude OF Wilmington. Del.
No large animal life had been seen
on 1t, though there must have been
myrlads OF the small creeping things
which abound in the tropics. BY the
end OF August 1t had passed Cane Cod
and was veering toward the Grand
banks. 1t followed the steamer lane
routes quite accurately, and several
vessels reported It. One month later
It was in midocean northwest Of tho
Azores, and its voyage evidently WIS
beginning to tell on It. 1t WAS muc'
smaller and less compact. 1t was net
seen again, and probably II met de.
srucdon In the October gales. But II
nao travelled at least 1000 miles. and
H. as was thought, II came from the
Orinoco. It must have covered twice
that distance.
1t Is quite possible that floating is
lands larger than this one. under more
tavoring circumstances, might during
past ages have made the complete four
ney from America to Europe or Africa
and SO brought about a distribution Of
animal species. OF course It is not abb
solutely certain that this island went
TO pieces IN October. 1t might. though
this Is not probable have doated down
Into the region Of Gains and seaweed.
where 1t would be longer preserved
Theodore Waters In Ainslee's.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-11-07
LOST sPoILs OF VICTORY.
Fighter Put Up Good Excuse for Lapse
from Sobriety.

Yes honor. III tell yer JUS how
twas" said the man with the saffron
eye as he stood before the police
judge.
Me and Jake wuz both in love wild
little Name. Well, de time came when
she had ter pick between re two ov us.
Name. she cast her lamps over him
an me. like teller d size up a couple
ov easy marks, an she seq, To de vic
tor belongs de COILS an told us ter
hight 1t out, an she'd marry de winner.
Il met Jake in back yard on Chris
TOPPER street. an we went to 1t. 1
won't describe de offensive details to
per honor, but will say dat in about
three an two-thirds minutes, after a
spirited encounter, l landed a left to
his solar, an he was down an out.
left him lynn dere on de ground and
walked over ter Barney's ter soak up
couple NV beers in commemyration
Nv de event, den / cruised around ter
Names ter claim my skirt
Now, mebbe yer honor can't guess
whap happened while wuz t'rowin'
dem beers inter me. Well, yer honor
dat man Jake recovered from his
knockout, an when got ter Names
room all dat wuz left wuz a note on
de table. Art she seq. 1 have beat it