Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-12-07
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ried to, While. smart Set
Aunt-Elli, do not vex your husband
too much, He will end by going back
to his parents. -Transatlantic Tales
Beggar Kind lady. was not always
like this. Lady-No; yesterday you
had the other arm tied up.--Chicago
News.
How long can man go without
ARP Il do not know. The longest
/ Pullman trip ever took occupied seven
days."-Louisyille Courier-Journal.
ITS generally a mistake" said I'm
Gle Eben. Ito lose time rum huntin'
work while yoG is tryin' to capitalize a
hard luck story, Washington Star.
Barter-T tell you, no man can real
lie the meaning OF eternity. Carter
/ oh, don't know. l spent week once
in Philadelphla.--Som Journal.
I'm make you sorry You ever quar-
relied with mel" What VIII you do9
Go home to your mother, | Jupposef"
mo. I'll bring mother herel'-
Sketchy Bits.
Young Wife, am unluckyl Yes
| terday the beef was roasting beauti-
| fully In the oven, and whilst l ran to
tell my husband about It, Il burnt
Maggendorfer Blaetter.
Woman Is considered the weaker
vessel she remarked, "and yet -"
"Weli2" he querled, as she hesitated
And yet. she continued. man is the
oftener broke"-Truth.
He-You know, II you worry about
every little thing, It's bound to affect
your health.
His wife-Yes, know. That's one
of the things l worry about-rown
and Country.
Father--well, Fritz, I've decided to
retire from business. You shall take
charge of 1t.
Son--Cant You work couple OF
years more? Then we'll both retire -
Fliegende Blaetter.
/ Initiative is the great thing that
we all need and that most of Us lack
well, my husband has lots OF it." re-
piled Mrs. Gottawaddle. He's initia.
ted into something nearly every night"
Chicago Record-Herald.
That's the way the thing was told
to me, but, OF course, there's always
more than one side to a story" "Ot
course there are always as many sides
to a story as there are PEOPLE to
blame" Philadelphia Press.
"Eunice says she Is the 1nluckiest
girl in the world" whats the matter
now?" "She was just about 10 marry
a travelling man when ne was admitted
to the firm and now he will he at home
all the time"--New York Globe.
Country Doctor--Thats the worss
case of rye neck | ever see, Peleg.
How'd you get It'll
PeIeg-Drivln thet new mare o.
mine. an eyerlastln'ly lookln' behind t
see If an auto wuz comm Puck.
Bfobbs--would you consider him ge-
Mus?
Slobbs-~No.
BIobbs why. he's always trying to
borrow money.
Slobbs--Yes but he doesn't get It.
Philadelphia Record.
when was your age" said the se-
we're parent, II was compelled to earn
my own living" "Slr." answered the
complacent youth, 81 know too little OF
the circumstances to attempt to de-
fend my grandfather. Washington
Star
Miss Minny Somers-By the by, you
are not the boy have always had e.
fore? Caddie-~ Nom; yer see, we
tossed TO see who'd caddle sor you.
Miss Minny Somers lawfully pleased)
oh, tut, tut, you bad boys and -ou
won? Caddie--No lorst-The Tat
| Ter.
About the greatest man who ever
lived In this community vas Dug
Skinner; broad minded, big hearted,
and brilliant and yet he died with ali
his talents and goodness unsupported"
How did you come to find ont about
| III" II married his widow. - Houston
Post.
do you know who that old gentle
man is talking to our hostessr asked
Mrs. Blunderer OF the lady sitting be-
side her. That" answered the lady
coIdly, is my son." oh" sasped Mrs
Blunderer in confusion, "he's a good
deal older than you are. Is be Off,
/ LlppIncotts.
Sunday School Tcaeher-fommy. the
lesson says 1t is more blessed to give
, than TO receive Can you give e an
example in which that Is true? Tom
4 my Tucker-Yes'm. It's wncn ilaw'1
away from home and stead CT writin'
to paw she sends him picture cards
1 Chicago Tribune.
BE sure you're right, and then go
ahead" said the man who likes %
quote. YES" answered the energetic
citizen. but try not to waste too
much time making sure, or you're liable