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The oasis., 1907-05-25

himself couId't pronounce, culti' ! yates look of gravity that he 1 palms off for wisdom, gets box oi pills. cayuse and q meat saw and Chen sticks out his -hingle, a IulI- hedged doctor. He will then doe tor you till you die, at stipulated price per visit, and puts them in as thick as your pocket book will permit
 "An editor never gets his ednea- ton finished; he learns as long as he lives, and eats bran mash and liver; he takes his pay in hay and turnips and keeps the doctor in town by refralning from printing the truth about him. We would like to live in Mcleod and run a newspaper for six months and see | if the doctor would change his mind about running for revenue only" If we didn't get some glory out of it, we would agree to take one dose of his pills after saying our prayers.
 If the editor makes mistake he 1 has to apologize for it, if the doctor makes mistake he buries 1t. II we make one there Is a lawsuit, tall swearing, and smell of sul- phur; if the doctor makes one there is funeral, cut flowers and smell of varnish. The doctor can use a word foot long, but if the editor uses it he has to spell it. If the doctor goes 10 see another mans wife he will charge it under the head of a visit; if the editor goes to zee another mans wife he gets a charge of buckshot.
 Any medical college can make q doctor; you can't make an editor; he has to be born one. W hen q doctor gets drunk it's a case of overcome by heat" and if he dies it's case of heart failure" When an editor gets drunk it's case of "too much booze" and if he dies it's "delirium tremens." The editor
 works to keep from starving; the doctor works to keep off the gout
 the editor helps men to be better
 the doctor assists men to die easy
 The doctor pulls a sick mans leg
 the editor is glad if he can collect the bill at all.
 Revenue only?" Why we art only living for fun, and to spite the doctors"
The oasis., 1907-05-25
Spring Sales of Cattle

Spring Sales of Cattle
 While there has been nothing in inc nature of boom in cattle nrices this spring, the producing clement of the state as a rule Is very well satisfied with the figures that have prevailed, which have been materially better than those of previous years. As q general thing. the prices received this spring are from $1.50 to $2.50 per head better than last year, and as the prices heretofore have been inst about the real cost of produc- tion. it can be set down as very safe proposition that the Arizona cattlemen are msklng little money this spring-not enough for the purpose of creating any excite ment, but sufficient to recompense them in some degree for their care and trouble.
 The Arizona producer this spring has been largely independent of the men who are usually ill posi- ton to fix the prices, and this no doubt accounts to some extent to the betterment of prices. When prospective buyers began to whittle and ask for figures early in the spring, the producer met them with a stiff upper lip predicated on the flat footed assertion that they did not have to sell. We have enough local demand to take care of all our stuff" was the talk made 6y the producers, and subsequent developments proved they were mixing strong medicine. II there were enough Arizona demand tc take all the Arizona stuff, then II was clear the outside buyers would have to compete with Arizona buyers in the matter of price and the longest pole would promptly take the persimmon.
 A little quiet investigation estab- lished the fact that the Arizonan' knew what they were talking abou and as result every sale made SC far this season, and every dollar profit made by the producer has but served to add to the generally stiffening tendency of the market No cattle are being sold under com pulsion in Arizona this spring The stuff that is changing hands is moving on a legitimate ant satisfactory basis, and there vii be no sales made that will no measure up to the same require ments.
 Cattlemen here during the weel have been generally quite optimls tic over the outlook, and while tn range is still needing rain in son' localities, the general report is tha grass is very good and all classe of cattle that have been on goo' ranges are in very satisfactory con dition. Where drouth has pre- vailed conditions are not so satis iactory.-Range News.
The oasis., 1907-05-25
STATE OF ILLINOIS,

STATE OF lLLlNUlS, 1 e
 COUNTY OF sANGAMoN, s.
 On this 10th day of April in the year 190T before me, E. Early, J, P. and Notary Public, in and for the state and county afore said residing therein duly commissioned and sworn, personally appeared R. k. McClelland, George NJ Skelly, B. F. Fletcher, known to me to be the persons described in, whose names are subscribed to, and who executed the an nexed instrument and they acknowledged to me that they executed the same for the pur- poses and considerations therein expressed.
 IN WITNESS WHEREOF have hereunto set my hand and affixed my Official Seal, at my office, last above written.
 [SEAL.l E. E, EARLY, My Commission expires June lst, 1907.
The oasis., 1907-05-25

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The oasis., 1907-05-25
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA, ..

COUNTY OF SANTA CRUZ. I, Phil Herold, County Recorder in and for the County and Territory afores aid, do hereby certify that l have compared the foregoing copy with the original articles of incorpora- ton of the TENNESSEE COAL, CEMENT AND LUMBER COMPANY, filed and recorded in my office on the 22nd day of April 1907 in Book of Miscellaneous Records at stse - ct seq; and that the same is a full. ie and correct copy of such original and of the whole thereof.
 Witness my hand and seal of office this 22nd day of April, A. D. 1907
 PHIL HEROLD;
 County Recorder April 27-June l.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18

William E. Curtis writes as follows
of the enormous amount of money
which will be spent for new palaces
to be built on "Billionaires' Row."
New York city, In the next two years:
During the next year or two more
than $50, 900, 900 worth of palaces will
be erected on upper Fifth avenue
facing Central Park, in what is now
called "The Billionaire Row."
Henry C. Frick who now lives in
the former residence of the late Will
liam H. Vanderbilt, has purchased
the old Lennox library, which is one
of the landmarks of New York. and
is having plans made for a $4,000, 900
mansion to be built upon the site that
will compare with those of Andrew
Carnegie, Henry Phipps and Senator
Clark, which are in the same neigh
borhood and cost very nearly that
sum of money. Senator Clark's pre-
tentious palace cost $7,000,000.
William f. Corey, another of the
Carnegie partners, who is now presi-
dent of the steel trust, recently paid
100000 for a lot opposite Mr.. Car
negies and will build there a S2,500,-
| 900 home for his future bride, Miss
Mabelle Gilman, the variety actress.
You will remember that Mrs. Corey
recently obtained a divorce in Neva-
da and got s1,000,000 alimony.
William B. Leeds formerly of Chi
cago and of the Rock Island Railway
syndicate, has plans for a s2,O00,O00
palace at the corner of Eighty-ninth
street, two blocks from Mr.. Carnegie.
William Starr Miller has plans for "a
$1,0OO,0OO house at Eighty-sixth
street; General Lloyd Bryce, who mar
ried a granddaughter of Peter Cooper.
will build at Eighty-third street; Ben
jamin Guggenheim, of the remarkable
smelter family, one of the seven mil
| lionaire brothers of that name, will
build a s2,O0O,000 house at Severity
sixth street; Edward Harkness of the
Standard Oil company, will occupy
one corner of Seventy-fifth street, and
Miss Grace Rainey. daughter of the
late w. G. Rainey of Cleveland, some-
times called "the coke king" will oc-
cupy the other corner.
Both of these charming people paid
in the neighborhood of 100000 for
their lots. Howard Gould, or rather
his wife, from whom he is separated
at present. has plans for a s1,0OO,OOO
house at the corner of Seventy-third
street; James Stillman Of the National
City bank. will occupy the corner OF
Seventy-second street; S. Barton
French, who married a daughter of
Walker Fearn, commissioner of for
eign affairs at the Columbian exposi-
ton, will spend s1,50o,oOO to furnish
shelter at the corner Of Seventy-first
street, and quite number of other
men of means are also in consulta-
ton with their architects for similar
reasons.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
HORSE GROWING A PROFITABLE INDUSTRY

NJ S. Shrock, field agent for the
Pacific Homestead, writes as follows
OF the horse industry in the north
west:
That the horse market is not liable
TO suffer materially from the increas-
cd amount of breeding done in the
last few years is evident from the way
the horse market has opened UP since
the beginning of the new year.
For several years the price of horses
has advanced steadily and each spring
as the rush of work began buyers
have searched the country far and
near in quest of horses.
Last year buyers were in the field
earlier than usual and this year when
the dead of winter is still upon us
the horse Is the most sought after of
all farm products. Fabulous prices
are being paid for good young draft
horses. and before spring work begins
there will be a dearth of horses hith-
erto unknown.
These conditions are very encour-
aging to the farmer who has a few
colts coming on as well as to the
staIlioner who has paid large sums for
good draft sires with the hopes OF
getting his money back and a profit
besides from the patronage CT the
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
RAILROAD EXPENDITURES CUT
Corporations Scare at Effects of Law
Enforcement.

Chicago, Feb. 1S.-Investigation
shows that railroads entering Chicago
have curtailed estimates for this years
work in an amount which will exceed
$l25,OOO,00O. This applies to roads
which enter Chicago only. 1t is es-
tinated that the Burlington will spend
S2O,OOO,O00 less this year than would
have been spent had monetary con-
ditions been better. The road will
proceed with the terminal and devel-
opment work now under way. Sew
eral eastern trunk line roads have
been conducting negotiations looking
to the transfer of new equipment
commitments to other lines, particu-
larly western lines.
II is said on good authority that in
ono or two instances there is a desire
to transfer two-thirds of the equip
ment ordered. The causes for this
are largely to be found in the antag-
onistic sentiment manifested toward
the railways and in some instances
| the curtailment, of expenditures is
owing to the difficulty which the
roads know they would meet if they
endeavored to get money.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
FOR STOMACH SUFFERERS.
Don't Use Any Remedy That Keeps
Its Formula a Secret.

us iOfnlula Secret.
People who are troubled with
stomach weakness cannot afford to
use any remedy unless they know
what it contains.
Mi-o-na is not a mere digestive CIV
ing only temporary relief, but a spe-
cific FOR all disorders of the digestive
ofgans, and so effects a permanent
cure for stomach troubles.
Your physician win tell you that
nothing is better than a combination
Of chemically pure bismuth subgal-
late to allay any inflammation of the
stomach and bowels: cerium oxalate,
to strengthen the stomach nerves;
sodium bi-corbonate, which neutral
ICES the poisonous acids that are pres
ent in stomach troubles, and nux
vomica, which will restore vigor to
the digestive organs and tone the
whole nervous system.
This combination is found only in
Mi-o-na stomach tablets, and it so
rarely fails to strengthen the diges-
tive system and cure all forms Of
stomach disorders, that Tallman G.
Co. soil the remedy under a guaran-
tee to refund the money unless it
cures.
If You suffer from indigestion, dis
tress after eating, specks before the
eyes, headaches, pains in the back and
side, emaciation, bloating, nervous
ness, sleeplessness, or any of the
other symptoms of stomach troubles
begin the use of Mi-ona stomach tab
let's at once. Tallman & Co. sell them
in h|c boxes with guarantee to re-
fund money unless they cure.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
Irish. Americans Fortune.

Seattle, Feb. 16.-The heir to the
big fortune left by the late Patrick
Sullivan of this city, has, after much
litigation, been proved to be Edward
Corcoran, cousin of the dead million
aire. The fortune is valued at s2,-
100000 and consists of business
houses in the most flourishing part
of the city. Corcoran's circumstances
were quite humble before this wind
fall. He was born at Carrigaline,
County Cork, and has for IA years
lived In Dublin working as harness
maker. He is widower, with three
sons and two daughters. all living in
Dublin. The sons are also in the
harnessmaking business.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18

w. Bydzinski, a sailor on the Ger
man bark Barmbek, narrowly escaped
death while that ship was near Port
Townsend on its way to Tacoma. The
man was working on the main top
gallant when he missed his footing in
some way and fell 140 feet to the
deck. When within four feet of the
deck his body struck taut rope. He
bounded high in the air and lit on the
deck uninjured.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18

Bandon today. The sheriffs officers
and a large force of police made a
move on Sullivan's farm, but the news
of the raid leaked out and bonfires
blazed on all the hills early in the
morning. Later in the day the bells
in all the Roman Catholic churches
tolled, and when the police and sher-
iff arrived at noon they were met by
large force of men who attacked
them with stones and sticks. The
eviction was abandoned.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18

farmers. 1t has its evil effects as
well. Many a farmer will be induced
to part with his best mares by these
long prices offered, hoping to do his
farm work with cheaper horse flesh.
This is short-sighted economy.
Celdings, It is true, should be sold
when their maximum market value
has been reached, but this is not true
of mares.
Present conditions indicate that
good prices for horses will continue
for a number of years, but we will
be conservative and consider the pos
sibilitv of the price dropping in a few
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
StOn Rc,yard SIOO.

to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able 70 cure
In all lts stages, and that is cararrh Halls
Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cuTc
known to the medical fraternity. Inturrh
being constitutional disease. requires a
constitutional treatment Halls Cntarrh
Cure Ia taken internally. acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of I'll,
system. thereby destroying the foundation of
the disease. and giving the patient strength
nv building nm the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing Its work. The proprie'
tors have So much faith In Its curative
nowcrs thnt thnv offpr One Hundred Dol.
lars for auy case that 1t falls to cure. Send
for list OF testimonials
Address F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all druggists, I5c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
To Save Son From Prison.

Seattle, Feb. 16.---Win H. Thomp-
son, father of Chester Thompson, is
/ rthe city today working on the brief
he will present before the supreme
court of the state Friday, in connec-
ton with his fight to prevent Judge
Smell from acting on Prosecuting At
torney Mackintoshs motion to send
Chester Thompson to the peniten-
tiary as a dangerous person.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
Estrayed.

Petween Cold Springs and reserva-
tion. two bay horses weighing about
100 pounds each, and branded T con-
nected J. r., and one bay horse with
white face and cock-ankle. weighing
about 1000 pounds. Liberal reward
offered for return to Umatilla Meat
Market.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
Do the right thing II you have Ma

sal Catarrh. Get Ely's Cream Balm at
once. Don't touch the catarrh pow-
ders and snuffs, for they contain coa-
cine. Ely's Cream Balm releases the
secretions that inhame the nasal oas-
sages and the throat, whereas COM
mon remedies" made with mercury
merely drive them out and leave you
no better than you were. IN a word,
Elv's Cream Balm is a real cure. not
a delusion. All druggists, SOC, OF
mailed by Ely Bros, IS Warren street
New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
This May Interest Won.

No one Is immune from kidney
trouble. so just remember that Foley's
Ridnek Cure will stop the irregulari-
ties and cure any case of kidney and
bladder trouble that is not beyond
the reach Of medicine. Koeppen's
Drug Store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18

Joseph Whitney, an old man, was
killed at Woodburn by being struck
by a Southern Pacific engine. The
coroner's jury verdict added: "We
further find that death was occa-
stoned by exceeding the speed in the
city limits of WOODBURY."
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
Agrarian Trouble in Ireland.

Rubin, Feb. 16.-Another unsuc-
cessful attempt was made to evict Mi
chael Sullivan from his farm near
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
Special Announcement Regarding the
National l'urc Food md Drug Law.

NHFNH'I' TUT' TUUU MO IIrng LaW.
We are pleased to announce that
Folev's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles. is not affect
ed hv the National Pure Food and
Drug Law as 1t contains no opiates
or ether harmful drugs. and we rec
ommend 1t as n safe remedy for chill
dren and adults. Koeppen Drug
Store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-02-18
OVER s20,000,000
IN NEW PALACES
"BILLIoNAIRES' ROW" no
HAVE NEW HOMES.

Within the Two Years a Number Of
Mulu-Millionaires VIII Build I'M
mense Residences In New York's
Fashionable Center, Fifth Avenue
Each VIII Vie With the Other I'm
Extravaganza.
Fergus County Democrat., 1907-04-30
Don't Worry !!

P/dce your money in our Saw
INGS DEPARTMENT and Won
WON'T haze to worry. All you
haze to do then is to keep on
adding to it. We add FIVE
PER CENT INTEREST to il
tWIce year, no matter where
you are. In this nay your inter-
est draws interest, and your
money is working for you euerv
day in the year. We beq to ten
der you our best serUice in the
care of your account.
Fergus County Democrat., 1907-04-30
Pointed Paragraphs.

Lies often tread on the toes of the
unshod truth.
It's difficult to make light out OF
the shadow of suspicion.
Some people are too conscientious
to preach what they practice.
It's difficult for tight hsted
preacher to hold his congregation.
It's usually the man who has some
thing to say who doesn't say it.
And the early bird sometimes gets
it where the giraffe got the exten-
sion.
Put yourself i'll your neighbor's
place and you would stop abusing
him.
When woman seeks alimony the
man i'll the case seeks to dodge the
issue.
You may have Observed that good
practical joke is always on the other
fellow.-Chicago News.
Fergus County Democrat., 1907-04-30

| Our republican contemporary takes
exception to our quotation of por-
tions of a speech delivered by Colonel
George Harvey at recent democrat
ic gathering in which he severely ar
raigned President Roosevelt He ac-
cuses Colonel Harvey of being the
|mouthpiece of Hartman, Morgan and
the monopolistic interest generally.
1t such be the case, he is the mouth
piece of the people who placed
Theodore Roosevelt in the White
House. Hartman was the same
stock jobbing magnate two years ago
that he is today and Roosevelt knew
it at that time just as surely as he
knows it today. Yet he accepted, nay
begged thousands of dollars in con-
tributions from this same disreputable
Hartman to assist him in breaking
into the White House. Roosevelt
found Mr.. Hartman very con-
venient gentleman to do business
with, sub rosa, as it were, but turns
upon him with all of the ferocity in
his nature when, through All accident,
the public catches him with his hands
in Harriman's pockets. The longer
Mr.. Roosevelt remains in the pres
idential chair, the sorrier the figure
he cuts in the eyes OF the American
people His admirers are wont to
designate him as being "all wool ana
yard wide" but the wearing process
OF time is showing the shoddy which
is to be found in his makeup
Fergus County Democrat., 1907-04-30
House Cleaning Time.

l sing a song of thankfulness ui
Joyousness and mirt!l, housecleanlne
time has come and gone and am
still on earth. For one whole week
lodged around to get enough to
eat, and like serpent's teeth the taeks
have ranked i'll my feet. They
whacked the carpets all to shreads
they beat 'em black and blue, and
over all the fair landscape the dus,
and debris flew. They polished up
the window panes and then thew
scrubbed the floors, they rubbed and
scraped and secured, washed the
paint from off the doors. They car
RED all the bed clothes out and hung
EN- on a rope, and with the breakfas St
TODD one day they cooked cake of
soap. They'd wash and scrape and
dust and scrub and turn things IN
pell nell and then jump the carpets
once again and give them Billy
thunder. The housewife with her ewes
aglare would stand upon her toes.
while dust and lint collected in the
selvage OF her nose. She'd give the
carpets one more lick and raise an
other muss until the bloody thing is
now not worth tinker's cuss. The
men who call the women weak have
made a great big blunder, for in a
Jlfty she can pound a carpet all 10
thunder.
Fergus County Democrat., 1907-04-30
MORE SEWERS NEEDED.

While the subject of city improve
ments is before the public we woulc
respectfully suggest to the city coun-
Gil that the most urgent need of the
municipality of Lewistown at the
present time is an extension of the
sewerage system.
Today, every basement between
Fifth and Fourth avenues and many
below and above these two thorough
fares are rendered useless on ac-
count of the water which is stand
ing in them
One good main sewer running
down Fifth avenue would relieve the
situation materially. Such sewer
if placed down deep enough, would
carry the sewerage Of the entire city
above that street and between Fourth
and Fifth. 1t would relieve the Third
avenue sewer and result in much
more satisfactory condition generally.
County Assessor Marshall informs
us that he assessed valuation Of the
city Of Lewistown is going to show
a big increase this year and the in
creased income to the city as result
OF this larger valuation will be ample
to enable the city council to make
these improvements without any
extra burden on the taxpayers.
This is an urgent necessity and the
welfare of the city demands that
same action be begun at the earliest
possible time.