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The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
a Nebraskn Prophecr.

Prom the Omaha Bee
Bryan by acclamation"-hea from
the newspaper OF the day after the Demo
cratic national convention.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Notwithstanding the eagles pajamas
and the absence Of the pioUs Injunction,
the new so gold pieces will look exceed
ingly good TO everybody who happens TO
come into possession Of one or more.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
An Indefinite Phrase.

The play Will now go TO New York
for an indefinite run"
This line is truly artistic Z; sounds
as II lengthy run were an assured mat
ter. and il holds equally good If the run
only lasts from the theater 10 the station
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
No Need for NInre.

From the Philadelphia Ledger
Somebody in Chicago proposes a school
Of courtship. Almost any mixed school
IS that now.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
RrnI Onfinism

From the Philadelphia Inquirer
An opumist is a man who thinks the
financial furry will bust any Of the
trusts.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

\ scientist announces that Mars rs
slowly drying up" Perhaps Mars is
headed for the prohibition water wagon
and the Milky Way.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
Classified.

We've had the stone age and the
bronze age"
What age Is this?"
i should call IL the cold storage"
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
Get Busy.

We have decided to start a contest for
the best essay on the question. Does
Business Hurt Roosevelt?"
First prize, portrait of E. II. Harri-
man.
Second prize. a genuine porterhouse
steak. IA karats fine.
Open 10 all.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
Seems so.

THE vegetation on the fall hats is
different from anything 1 have ever
seen.
Well. rather. The miiliners evidently
believe In a dyersifcation Of crops"
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
Less Desirable.

Appealing eyes TO win ones love
May well suffice
A peeling nose upon the dove
Is not so nice
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

At least, the Democratic party may con-
sistently give thanks for Mr.. William
Loeb jr. as it eats its Thanksgiving Dav
turkey. Before his advent that noble
army Of martyrs used TO be blamed with
everything
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Seven physicians have been elected
mayors I'm New Jersey. Now. we never
shall find out what ails that Common
wealth.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

II a motto for the new bonds is de-
sired. how would Trust 10 Roosevelt
luck" do?
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

seat on the New York stock exchange
has dropped to the insignificant sum Of
$4,000 Doubtless, standing room is down
as low as $3S. .32617
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20


time hOnored eXpedient for relieving
a monetary stringency IS for the govern
ment 10 buy its own bonds. thus antici-
pat.ng their maturity and disbursing large
SANS Of money out Of the Treasury. Now
IL IS proposed 10 relieve the worst striu-
gency in r generation by exactly revers-
ing that process. This is only another
Illustration that what may be poison az
one time IS me- at another
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Tat, you know. was only a quarter
horse. at best" says Senator Scott Still
It must be admitted that he looks Ike
30 cents at this stage Of the game.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Why should the President summon a
whole confab OF governors. when he
might easily call In Mr.. Hoke Smith and
find out all about everything
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
On Poets.

"A certain Chicago financier is de-
scribed as being a poet Of finance
"Yes; after he goes broke. call that
a slur."
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

If we owned the Central Railroad. we
wouldn't he ashamed TO acknowledge tt
says the Cuthbert tGa) Enterprise Nor
would we, contemporary. or the contrary.
We should doubtless be Dragging about it
to the neighbOrs when the alarm clocI,
went off and walked us up.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
These Times.

My gals in love with a banker" said
Farmer Heck.
Coin to let her marry him?" inquired
Farmer Wedge.
Guess I'll halter. II he can't support
her. I've got plenty. so what's the odds?T
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Among other causes leading up TO the
present more or less unfortunate fiuan-
cial situation. eminent diagnOsticians
should not overlook the natural-born
demagogue
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

There is an agitation on in New York
City seeking to restrict the height Of
buildings; also one seeking TO restrict the
tallness OF fish stories
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

The boat-rocker who failed TO make
good during the past summer is now
getting in shape TO SINCE his whiskers
and set the house afire playing Santa
Claus
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

The Columbia State says Mr.. Roosevelt
Is striking personality" the big
stick, OF course, being his favorita
weapon.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

If Mr. Roosevelt has any trouble with
Congress about that new currency legis-
lation he has up his sleeve. he might
whip them into line by ordering them
paid in clearinghouse certificates.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

The Deseret News thinks "wreckless
speculation has reached the point Of re-
action IL isn't wreckiess speculation
that is 50 much 20 blame as it is reckless
speculation.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

The waste basket is the graveyard OF
literary dreams. says the Birmingham
Age-Herald. Dreams" when Il IS our
own stuff that lands there; Nightmares.
generally. when it is the other fellows.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
From The New York world.

Prom The New YORK World.
For three weeks and more legitimate
business has been bled white In order
that ready cash could be provided to
keep the Wall Street gambling game IN
operation. Yesterday. after the United
States Treasury had again taken decisive
steps 90 Increase the volume Of currency.
one Of the earliest proofs OF the new
restoration OF confidence" came in the
announcement that stock Exchange
brokers took of restrictions as 10 mar
gin trading
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
WHAT'S TIE USE.

Aln no use 20 grunble OF COnpIdIn.
Amt no use in growlin' at the rain.
Amt no use in gettin' in stew;
But we do.
Amt no use in kickin' at a freeze.
Amt no use In bein' hard to please.
Amt no use in bein' glum, l swear:
But we air.
Amt no use in whinin' ali the time.
Amt no use in writin' OF this rhyme.
II amt apt to DO a bit Of good;
But il should
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Some one is 20 dramatic what dee calls
Inc Roosevelt Panic II the company
ever appears on the White House circuit.
the actors viii be wise 10 provide them
selves with wire screens to play behind
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

We suppose IL would be a fairly safe
thing for any aspiring politician 10 ad-
VOcate the removal OF In God we trust"
from the coins of the realm. provided he
were not candidate for lay delegate TO
something.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
IT u" IT - u
The Seamen's Friend.


Joseph HavelOck Wilson the general
secretary Of the National Seameu's Union
OF Great Britain. and one or the proni-
nent labor members of the British Parlia-
ment. was born in Sunderland. September
g. 1859. Of Irish Quaker stock. Nearly all
his relatives We're sailors. and the boy
naturally grew up with "a taste for the
sea. His mother. however. insisted that
be stay AZ home. and be was accordingly
bound apprentice 20 printer. II was
about this time that the miners OF Dur
ham were having q great struggle with
their employers for the right Or cOmbiua-
ton, and the young printer then first i'm
h!bed the spirit Of trades unionism. Be
fore he was OF age young Wilson shipped
before the mast. He spent many years
at sea. both on sailing and steam yes
sells. and there De discovered his great
work. 10 create a sailors union. He
found many obstacles I'm his path. but he
persisted In his work and finally accom-
piiSled the organization Of the Sailors
and Firemens Union. which. in the
course Of time. became an accomplished
and potent fact In Shipping circles. Mr.
Wilson has spent the best years Of his
life In aiding the union of seamen. and
% him the sailors owe much I'm the way
of greater security Of life and limb. bet
ter food. wages. and, generally speaking
improved conditions OF existence.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Many freak statesman is anti-rail-
roaded into Office these days.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

The next Hague peace conference might
tackle the fool-automobilist, who is al
most as deadly as war
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Plain and inexpensive dressing will be
the style for this years Thanksgiving
Day turkeys.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

President Grant not only refused 10
-eisSue S40.50o0OO OF retired greenbacks
as a quack remedy for the panic OF 1913
but when Congress next year passed the
famous imitation bIll' requiring such an
issue. he vetoed il. and that act has been
applaUded pretty much ever since. Now
We have an administration at Washing
ton which seems 10 think that more fnfa-
ton can be made a cure for the conse-
quences Of imitation.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Money talks. TO be sure. but Il Is
mighty hard TO understand what IL Is
saying when IT has to TAX from the
bottom OF an old stocking.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

street-piano player has been .shane-
haied' in san Francisco and shipped 20
China'~Wonder how you go about "shang-
haieing" a man. anyhow
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

From ths PhiladeDlia Ledg-r
Anomalous We have called both these
Treasury expedierts for the restoration
Of confidence and for the relief OF the
currency stringency. and SO they are.
no matter how successful they may be-
in accomplishing the desired ends. They
viii. IL is 20 be hoped. serve as an OBJ
lect lesson 10 the Congress OF the danger
Of the further postpOnement 0f such leg
isiaton as shall place the currency OF the
country on permanently sound basis.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
Prom The New York Tribune.

Undoubtedly the expedient Of borrow
ing money when the government does
not need 20 borrow was resorted 20 with
reluctance as the only methed Of en-
ablng the banks 20 take out the needed
ddiuOual circulation. and the loan was
made for as brief a term as possible.
This borrowing when the Treasury al
ready has a large surplus points again
in an Unaswerable way 10 the defects
Of our currency system.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

If mere words could kill. there wouldn't
be an unbusted trust IN this country.
Everybody takes a verbal whaCk at them
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

New YORK Representative. SMITH -wILBERDING
SPECIAL AGENCY. Tribune Building.
Chicago Representative. CHARLES A. BAR
NARD. Boyce Building.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
MEN AND THINGS.


The reception given to Mark Twain By
Mr.. Punch. the famous humorist, and
recorded In congratulatory cartoon.
shows that Wit and humor may be recog-
nized in spite OF hampering traditions.
For Punch. although by birth Italian. has.
since July Z. 1S4l. the date of his first
appearance in Great Britain. become a
BTitisher Of Britishers. and sets forth
best perhaps Of any English newspaper,
the current views and habits OF John
Bull. Like an old-fashioned restau-
rant" says r. II. LOmax, in HaTper's
Weekly, Punch has a traditional menu.
especially of illustrated jokes. OF these
the most important is the Political Car
toon or Joke. which, when Of international
interest. is reproduced the world over.
Then there is the Sporting Joke \ hunt
Ing or a shooting incident in winter and
IN the summer months a cricket or
racing one, with golf. the sporting French
man. and auto accidents 10 fiji in gaps.
Akin to this last is the Military and Bar
rack Joke. which. Of necessity. deals
chiefly with recruits and the volunteers.
OF the Domestic Joke. Punch has always
made speciality. Again. Punch readers
often find an incident which may not be
inapuy called the Uneducated Glasses
Joke With such material as permanent
pictorial matter, but little space Is left I'm
any issue for the Extraordinary Illus
trated Joke. True, it pops up sometimes
III a hope-I-don' t-intrude- beg-pardon sort
OF way. But seemingly it does not thrive
in a traditional atmosphere. as its ap-
pearanccs are few
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

a
in the hollow Of his hand. and win keep
il there until after the national conven-
ton meets" said f. B. Crozier. Of St
Paul. at the Raleigh last night.
1T is not very often that there is this
spectacle Of a man twice defeated for the
Presidency and again 50 glarfngIy in the
public eve as is Mr.. Brayn. This. too.
with the conviction on the part Of
great many people that Mr.. Roosevelt
viii be the nominee of the Republican
party.
Mr.. Bryans defeat at the last Demo-
cratic convention, you know, was only
brought about after he had waged a good
fight. At that time he made some mag
nificent speeches. which carried the crowd
with him all the time OF course. he lost
out, but his charm stayed with the con-
vention long after he had ceased 10
speak.
He has not lost this charm. and he
viii not lose It, Il is as much on this
as on any other qualification that Mr..
Bryan's popularity depends. This counts
more than any other thing I'm his char
acter with the people, and will carry the
convention for him
There is no doubt that Gov. johnson
is a good man There is. too. no Question
Of his popularity in Minnesota. and in
several other Western States But be
has not been long enough in the pubIic
eye 10 go up against a man such as tha
Nebraskan. II he had a year or two
more before the time Of the national
convention. Gov Johnson might. indeed.
make an exceptional showing but a. a.
now stands, ii looks 10 me as IL +be
lightning will strike Mr.. Bryan for the
third time. 1t remains to be seen hon,
he viii fare afterward. There is tir,e
for many changes, and there NAV he oc-
casion for them. 50 that il is hard -
predict the outcome of the election
Congressman woodward. Of West Viz
ginia. was AT the Raleigh last night AR
woodward is a strong believer +,
third term for Mr.. Roosevelt. ana ,si-,,s
that his State is also SO inclined -''''>
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

Balloons are quoted at $500 % 81 900
each. Better get yours before they go up.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
4 Gifted Ballet Maker.


A correspondent OF the Frankfurter
Zeitung, writing from Rome about Ma
renco, whose death was reported some
time ago. says: WHO does not remember
the triumphal march. over all the great
stages Of the world. fifteen years ago. Of
the ballets Excelsior and Amor?
Wherever they were produced houses
were sold out and the catchy melodies
became popular. With these two works
Marenco's work began, and with them
he created a name for himself His other
works. hOwever-'Sieba' Sport and
. 'Bacchus and Gambrinus' which followed
closely upon the successful creations re-
NAMED practically unknown. Marenco.
through whom several managers became
wealthy. became melancholy. lost his all
and was finally taken 20 an insane asy-
lum- When death came and ended his
misery he had already been forgotten in
the places which only a few years before
resounded with applause and shouts Of
Bravo" for the gifted ballet maker"
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20
Divergent Currency Views.

WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER %. 1907.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

James r Keene. said 70 be one OF
the most daring Spectators in Wall
street. and the owner Of many fast horses.
passed through Washington yesterday,
from the South AIr. Keene was al the
Shoreham Hotel for a few hours only.
but left for New York early in the even
ing.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

9t'NiN vi INK up. II HtpS MATS Is
headed for the prohibition water wagon
and the Milky Way.
II motto for the new bonds is de-
sired how would Trust 10 Roosevelt
luck" do?
Why should the President summon a
whole confab OF governors. when he
might easily call in Mr.. Hoke Smith and
find out all about everything
There is an agitation on in New York
City seeking to restrict the height OF
buildings; also one seeking 10 restrict the
tallness Of fish stories.
The next Hague peace conference might
tackle the fool-automobilist. who is al
most as deadly as war
The Deseret News thinks "wreckless
speculation has reached the point Of re-
action" Il isn't wreckiess speculation
that is 50 much 20 blame as ii is reckless
speculation.
Among other causes leading I'D 10 the
present more or less unfortunate nnan-
ciai situation. eminent diagnosticians
should not overlook the natural-born
The boat-rocker who failed to make
good during the past summer is now
getting IN shape TO SINCE his whiskers
and set the house afire playing Santa
Claus.
Plain and inexpensive dressing will be
the style for this years Thanksgiving
Day turkeys.
A street-piano player has been .shang-
haied' in san Francisco and shipped 20
how you go about "shang-
haieing' a man. anyhow?
Money talks. to be sure. but fl IS
mighty hard TO understand what it is
saying when It has to TAX from the
bottom OF an old stocking
Balloons are quoted at $500 to $1,000
each Better get yours before they 20 IN
II mere words could kin. there wouldn't
be an unbusted trust IN this country
Everybody takes a verbal whack AT them
We suppose IL would be a fairly safe
thing for any aspiring politician 10 ad-
vocate the removal Of 'Iu God we trust"
from the coins of the realm. provided he
were not a candidate for lay delegate TO
something.
The Columbia State says Mr.. Roosevelt
IS "a striking personality" the bip
stick. Of course, being his favorite
weapon.
Some one is 20 dramatic what he calls
The Roosevelt Panic II the company
ever appears on the White House circuit.
the actors viii be wise 10 provide them
serves with wire screens to play behind.
IF we owned the Central Railroad We
wouldn't be ashamed TO acknowledge H.
says the Cuthbert (GaD Enterprise. Nor
would we, contemporary. on the contrary.
We should doubtless be Dragging about IL
to the neighbOTs when the alarm clock
went off and walked us up.
Many freak statesman is anti-rail-
roaded into office these days.
The waste basket is the graveyard OF
literary dreams" says the Birmingham
Age-Herald. Dreams" when IL is our
own stuff that lands there: Nightmares. "
generally when it is the other fellows.
At least, the Democratic party may con-
sistently give thanks for Mr.. William
Loeb, jr. as IL eats its THANKSGIVING Dav
turkey. Before his advent that noble
army Of martyrs used TO be blamed with
everything
Seven physicians have been elected
mayors I'm New Jersey. Now. we never
shall find out what ails that Common
wealth.
Ia-t, you know. was only n quarter
horse. at best says Senator Scott Still
II must be admitted that he looks Ike
30 cents at this stage OF the game.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-20

The Washington Herald is deIivered 5g
carrier ia the District Of Columbia and at
Alexandria, Va. Gt s. cents per month,
daily and Sunday, or dt 25 cents per
moHfh iDithOUt the Sunday issue
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-13
LARGE REDUCTIONS
IN WORKING FORCES.

Chicago, Nov 12.--Largc reductions
in worKnF forces In many Industries
in Chicago have been made within
the last Few days. owing directly 20
scarcity If orders and business deprcs-
sion. Several hundred men were laid
Of YESTERDAY Goa various wood working
establishments
The following list shows tho indus
tries in which the greatest number q
men have been laid of.
international Harvester company.
approximately 1000. Republic Iron a.
steel company 900. Griffin Wheel
company 900; Hines Lumber COM
panN 300. Alns-Chalmers COMPANY.
gro: Brunswick Ball1-Caicndcr come
papy 100. T.. T. Abbott wood w0rker-.
100; j. r.. Becker. soda fountain IKE
lures. 100; Bush q Gerts Piano COM
pany 100.
In addition CO. these concerns there
are several which are running short
tinc in am effort 20 maintain their
forces.
Nearly 1000 machinlsts in Chicago
are idle and railroads west of Chicago
have laid OF an aggregate of 10000
men employed IN construction work,
maintenance OF way and in the mo-
chauical departments
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-13

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Everything on the table may look de-
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That's one sure sign of dyspepsia.
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Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets do that very
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-13
Starvation Sits
AT Loaded Tables
You can Lead a Dyspeptie to the
Table, But You cannot
make Him Eat

There comes a time ln the lives of a
great uuny men and women when oven
4 sirloln steak ceases 90 bo uo.tU. Dc
becomes protest The appetite Doe
comes ntfui and fretful. NothrE Ou The
bIll % fare can coax 10.
The anncfitc ls there and Nct It iEr.t.
This makes eating mere matter of
machinery the mouth doesn't Wltor
THE stomach has been worked 0tCfUm..
and tho body and tho brain are paving
the penalty.
There are thousands of people r every
station OF life who are walking The earth
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-13
SHOCKING DEATH
OF SWITCHMlN
c. Barley is the Third Victim
Within a Week in Union
Depot Yards.
coNvCTEDoF MANSLAUGHTER
nesult of Clark Murder Trlal-Eu-
counter With Burciar--Burial Of
). c. Lcavltt--Ncws Briefs.

ogden Nov. t3.-At about midnight
iast night another switchman-the
third IN a week-mot "a shocking death
lsy. who hailed from Harrisburg. Penn.
was the latest victim. he was riding
"a cut Of cars down the stoclSyards'
track When he failed to return 70 his
what was wrong. and discovered The
body horribly mangled, wing on the
track near Twonty-fourth street II As
supposed that Barley fell from the tor
of the car and rolled beneath the
wheels. Re was 80 years of age and
had been working In ogden about two
weeks.