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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
unklnd Advice.

Two Irishmen were eating their
lunch, when one asked the other:
pat. an what be you thinking about?"
Pat replied: "Shure, Mike, was a.
thinking how I would be getting me
clothes over me wings when would
set TO heaven"
You would better be thinking how
ycu would be getting your hat over
your horns when you get to the other
place." answered Mike.-Ally Sloper.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

kidney medicines. / am in a position
TO know whereof / speak, and am
pleased to add my endorsement and
to recommend their use"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
Foreion.Born Bohemians.

The foreign-born Bohemians in the
United States in 1906 are estimated
to have numbered $1,000. of which
10000 are in New York, $4,000 in
Texas and the remainder scattered
throughout the west and southwest.
One-half are in the large cities.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
What He Gave Him.

Bacon-A man asked ne for money
on the street to-day.
Egbert-And did you give him any
thing?
Il should say did, / gave him a
look that he won't forget in hurry!"
--Yonkers Statesman.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

"Borus. haven't had time yet to
read that last novel of yours. How
did 1t end-happily?
mo. Naggus; II ended tragically.
The total sales were IL copies"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

Iron cloth is largely used to-day by
tailors for making the collars of coats
sit properly. 1t is manufactured by
a new process from the steel wool,
and has the appearance of having
been woven from horsehair.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

Knights of Pythlas,
T h ird Battalion,
Second Regiment,
Missouri Brigade,
says: 81 am pleased
to endorse the use
of Doan's Kidney
Pills, a medicine
of great merit. Eav-
: ing had personal eX-
perience with many
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
Lowell on Sincerity.

No man can produce great things
who is not thoroughly sincere in deal
ing with himself-Lowell.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
Does Your Head Ache7

If so, get box of Krause's Headache
Capsules of your Druggist. 25c
Norman Lichty Mig. CO., Des Moines, la.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

Can Go Long Without Food.
The condor can fast for 40 days and
the eagle 2S days.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

Women who are troubled with
painful or irregular functions, back
ache, bloating Tor fIatulence). displace-
ments, inflammation or liberation,
that bearing-down feeling, dizziness,
indigestion, or nervous prostration
NAV be restored to perfect health and
strength by taking Lydia L. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

A sicklv, irritable, and complaining
woman always carries a cloud of
depression with her; she is not only
unhappy herself but is n damper TO
all joy and happiness when with her
family and friends.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
MISS ELIZABETH WYNN

Miss Hulda Kughler, of No, rs,
West 18th Street, New York City,
writes:
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-

"For months was III with an internal
trouble. | suffered terrible agony, WAS
nervous, irritable and sick all the time. /
took different medicines without benefit.
Lydia Z. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound
was recommended and within six months l
was completely restored TO health and
want to recommend it to every suffering
woman"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
Mrs. winsiov.s Soothing Syrup.

For children teething, scftens the gums, reduces In
aammation allays pain, wind collie. 25c bottle
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
A FRANK STATEMENT.
From a Prominent Fraternal Man Of
Rolla, Missouri.

Justice of the Peace A. NJ. Light, of
eolla, Mo, Major, Uniformed Rank,
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
MISS HULDA KUGHLER

There is a beauty and attractive
ness in health which is far greater
than mere regularity of feature.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26

It is the bright, healthy, vivacious
woman who always charms and carries
sunshine wherever she goes.
If a woman finds that her energies
are tagging and that everything tires
her; if her feminine system fails to
perform it's allotted duties. there is
nervousness, sleeplessness, faintness,
backache, headache, bearing down
pains. and irregularities, causing
constant misery and melancholia,
she should remember that Lydia Z.
Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND
made from native roots and herbs will
dispel all these troubles. By correct
ing the cause of the trouble it cures
where other treatment may have
failed.
Miss Elizabeth Wynn. of No. 205
sth Avenue, New York City, writes {:
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-

For months / suffered with dreadful
headaches, pain in the back and severe
hemorrhages was weak and out of sorts
all the time. Lydia E. Pinkhams Negetabie
Comnound helped me when all other medi-
cine had failed. It seemed to be just what
needed and quickly restored my health"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-07-26
~af.ss~1ss~~aS"
! A DOUBLE VICTORY !
By M. J. PHILLIPS s


Copyright, by Joseph B. Bowles)
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
WEARING FLOWERS.
The Southern Girl Knows the Art;
Northern Girl Can Learn
From Her.

1t takes a southern girl 10 appreciate
flowers and know their value in person
al adornment. If northern girls took to
wearing blossoms more freely their at
tractiveness would be enhanced hun
dred fold The maidens OF the sunny
south literally bury themselves in flow
ers-f1OWers that bloom in their soft,
glossy hair, in the belt, dropping over
the shoulder. or nesting at the fair
young throat. During the gay winter
season at the Hotel Royal Pain in Mi
ami Fla, l took particular notice OF
young girl tourist She was tall and
svelJe, but With plump arms and Shout
ders This girl always was a dream
Of fresh. dainty loneliness on all occa-
sions. Her clothes We're simply made.
She wore white linen suits for morning
and pretty short sleeved frocks of white
for afternoon. She affected pink for
eyening-in fact, white and pink might
be said to be her color scheme.
x X ::
1t was not so much her clothes which
gave her such charm as it was the flow
ers she wore and her clever wearing Of
them. Hats she never wore, but there
always WAS a pink or red flower or
wreath of green leaves in the sunny
brown 1resses. If her hair was arranged
i'm pompadour fashion the posy was put
low coil on the naDe of the neck was
worn a flower with plenty of green
leaves gracefully was dropping under
each ear, framing her pretty face with
a rosy glow, making a picture, indeed.
She had unusual ways of wearing
flowers. Her white psrasol always had
a big cluster Of beautiful pink oleander
blossoms tied to the handle. Northern
people, who see only the stunted olean-
der in tubs. cannot realize the wonder
full coloring Of its flowers when grown
on its native heath. The color is its
own. ] can think OF no other shade that
. is just like Il. And it is singularly be-
coming to brunette and blonde alike.
An Oleander evening gown certainly
would be a stunning addition to any So
ciety girls wardrobe.
x ~ =
This girl had other ways of wearing
flowers. A pretty single blossom would
be woven through the links of her sill
yer bracelet or stuck through the little
round ring which holds the locket to
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
The Catholic Press.

In Boston an observer does not nee
essarily have. to be equipped with SUI
perior intelligence to see that there is
a certain formalism-a certain lack of
the essential militant Catholic point of
view-in many places.
The majority of Catholics go to the
early. masses-or to the low mass at
11:15-and hear no sermon.
Hence, their Catholic convictions
can be appealed to in no other way
than by the Catholic press.
Without robust Catholic press the
clergy have the ground cut from be-
meath their feet. Public opinion does
not Keep people Catholic, or even
Christian. The tyranny of the next
door neighbor. which at one time al
most forced men to church. is no long
er a force. The church has here only
a spiritual hold on the people.
Public opinion will not strengthen it.
Fashion is against it. Expediency is
not, as a rule, with it. If it were, Bos-
ton Catholics would not perhaps have
been scandalized by certain marriage
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
Two Sides to Trouble.

Mrs. Peters had just returned from a
visit to her brother, Calvin Jones, who
had recently lost the power of speech
through a paralytic stroke. I'VE must
cheer your mother up all we can Mr..
Peters had remarked to his daughter.
"She always set considerable by CAL
vim. and this affliction that has come
upon him will be apt to upset her COM
pletely.'
But, contrary to their expectations,
MrS Peters returned home in a cheer
full frame of mind.
Your uncle is in good health" she
said in response to her daughters in
quiries; "he eats and sleeps well. Of
course he can't talk, and that's a
dreadful hard thing to bear, especially
with a Jones.
When man came to the village
once, when we were little, and exam
med our heads-a phIenologist, he was
he said he never saw larger bumps of
language in his life than Calvin and
bad. But of course that don't help
poor Calvin any now. but l had real
good visit with him, and 1 shall go
often
WASN'T it dreadful dull for you, just
sitting quiet there?" questioned Mr..
Peters.
"Quiet?' Mrs. Peters looked at him
in surprise. "Quiet! Oh, well, of
course C4.Iv'n couldn't talk. but he
hasn't lost his hearing, and I regard
that as a great mercy. He can hear.
And for the first time in my life I was
able to speak my mind fully and freely,
and to be certain that l was under
stood and sympathized with, and that
it Wouldn go any further"
Mrs. Peters, paused for a moment and
then concluded: Eyes. Calvin's afflic-
ton may be hard to bear, but all my
life I have been wishing for true
friend who wouli listen to what 1 had
to- say and wouldn't repeat it. And
now Itve-founj that friend il Calvin.
There are always two sides to trou-
bic. look at ii. as you may. YOUTHS
Con1panion.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
Kathleen Msvourneen

Kathleen Mavourneen! The song is
still ringing
As fresh and as clear as the thrills
of the birds;
In world-weary hearts it is sobbing and
singing
In pathos too sweet for the tenderest
words.
Oh, have we forgotten the one who
, first breathed it
oh. have we forgotten his rapturous
art
Our need to the master whose genius
beqeathed it?
Oh, why are thou silent, thou, voice OF
my heart?
Kathleen Mavourneen: Thy lover still
fingers
The long night is waning-the stars
pale and few;
Thy sad serenador, with tremulous
fingers,
Is bowed with his tears as the lily
with dew:
The old harpstrings quaver-the old
voice is shaking
In signs and in sobs means the yearn-
ing refrain
The old vision dims and the old heart
is breaking.
Kathleen Mavourneen, inspire US
again!
James Whitcomb Riley.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

the chain This pretty arrangement
was dainty and graceful, as it swung
back and forth over her lacy white
waists One morning l saw her sitting
out under the palm trees embroider-
ing some work ON the hoops. 1t GER
tainly showed individuality and orig
inality. ] always called her the flower
girl until I met her and even after
ward continued to give her that name.
[ spoke of her love of flowers and of it
being the stamp OF the southern girl.
x x x
q inherited it from my mother" she
said. she always wore or carried a
flower as long as L can remember and, -
she added softly. when we buried her
we surrounded her with beloved flow
ers-the lily of the valley"
There is something about rOse-a
violet-or any kind Of flower that quite
outshines the most brilliant jewel
They are far more becoming to fresh
young faces even than pearls. And
NOW that summer soon will be with us,
why don't you girls cultivate the flower
habit? Tuck them in your hair, pin
them on your dainty frocks, at your
neck, your belt, your elbows, any place.
carry them in your hands-surround
yourself with them. Be known as d
flower girl, too. And I am certain you
viii be more attractive and receive
more compliments than you ever did
before
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
USEFUL SPIDER THREADS.
The Tiny Strand Used by Science in
Instruments of Precision.

The cultivation of certain species of
spider RS solely for the fine threads
which they weave for scientific uses
has an important bearing uron astr1n-
orly, the Oldest physical science. says
Answers. No substitute for the spi-
der's thread has yet been found for hi
secting the screw of the micrOm@ter
used for determining the positions and
motions of the stars. Not only be
cause of the remarkable fineness of
the threads are they valuable. but be-
cause of their durable qualities.
The threads of certain spiders raised
for astronomical purposes withstand
changes in temperatures. so that often
in measuring sun spots they are un-
injured when the heat is so great that
the lenses of the micrometer eyepiece
are cracked. These spider lines are
only one-fifth to one-seventh of Il
thousandth of an inch in diameter
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
Our Own.

If / had known in the morning
How YEARLY all the day
The words unkind
Would trouble my mind
said when you went away.
had been more careful, darling,
Nor given you needless pain;
But we vex our own
With look and tone
We might never take back again.
For though in the queit evening
You may give me the kiss of peace,
Yet it might be
That never for me
The pain of the heart should cease.
How many go forth in the morning
That never come home at night
And hearts have broken
For harsh words spoken,
That sorrow can ne'er set right.
We have careful thoughts for the
stranger
And smiles for the sometime guest,
But OFT Cor our own"
The bitter tone,
Though we love our own" the best.
All. brow with that look of scornl
Twe'er cruel fate
Were the night too late
To undo the work of morn.
Margaret E. Stropgster,
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

David Keith and a $1,000 monument
placed over the late Frederick Auerbach
He has many other large and expensive
orders under way.
gives all orders his personal attention and
insures a prompt and safe delivery.
Personally Mr. Mckenzie is of genial
temperament. progressive and man of
exceptional business ability. EIc has let
pass no opportunity to improve and keep
modern his establishment He owns the
ground upon which stands his salesrooms
plant and office; ground which four years
ago cost him $50 per front foot and which
today is worth over $500 per front foot, a
fact which by way of comment. shows
the increase in property values in Salt
Lake City during the past few years.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
SALTAIR BEACH.
Salt Lakes Popular Pleasure
Resort.

New York on the east has its Coney
Island: Los Angeles on the west has its
Santa Monica and Redonda Beach. Salt
Lake City, the metropolis Of the inter
mountain country, has its famous Salt
air Beach on the Great Salt Lake, and
with the tourist the Salt Lake resort is
a favorite. The beautiful pavilion,
containing the largest dancing floor in
America, is an attraction in itself. The
bathing cannot be equalled anywhere in
the world. The water, containing over
Il per cent salt. is invigorating and re-
freshing in its effects on the body,
while the high percentage of salt
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
Tribune Building, Home of the Salt Lake Tribune.

several years ago. which grew almost
into cause celebre.
English literature is against the
spiritual as presented by the church.
The press regards it with tolerance,
but in a crisis such as there is today in
France vast amount of educational
and agitational' work must go on be-
fore Catholic claims are presented
justly. The great hustling world has
only a vague understanding of the
Catholic position.-The Republic.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

time to, the outside territory. At his sales
rooms ne carries in stock everything from
the PLAIN marker, costing $40, to monu-
shipped to him from the outside market
in the polished state. ready for the name
and inscription desired. There are. how
ever, those who wish special designs or
monuments away from the ordinary, and
for this reason Mr. Mckenzie carries a
large assortment of marble in the rough
state, which is reduced and polished in
his own plant by competent mechanics
as per the order of the customer
Recently Mr. Mckenzie has completed a
monument erected over the late George
A. Lowe. costing $500. Other recent work
executed by him include a 5000 vault for
Victor Clements, a $1,000 monument for
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

makes it imposst BILE for one to sink or
drown. Indeed. it is a common thlnS
10 see a bather floating on his or her
back reading a daily newspaper. Only
those who have once visited the beach
and entered the water of the lake can
appreciate the feeling of eXileration
which follows d dip in the Great Salt
Lake Besides the bathing and dane
ing. there are many other popular
amusements at Saltair Beach, including
in their number the Aerial Railway (or
Roller Coaster. Ye Old Mill. Roller
Skating. Bowling. Electric Theatre. etc.
Thousands Of Salt Lakers and strang-
ers visit this popular resort every day
during the summer months. The train
service is arranged for the convenience
of the public and is first class in every
respect. Trains arrive and depart from
the station on West Second South
street. The fare is % cents, round trip.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
STILL A BOY.

Still boy" we heard one say
To another. half in jest.
Then fun-wrinkles joined in play
With a laugh of merry zest:
And the jolly frame of him
Shook with bursts of sheerest joy
AS he answered back with vim,
We'll. I'm glad I'm still a boy
Still a boy-aye. true enough
Glad, yet gentle: pure and kind;
Nodded sure of manly stuff
Kind of boy it's hard to find.
Kind of boy it's hard to Sec
Man-boy, wholesome, simple, true
Kind of boy you'd like to be
If the choice were left to you.
Still a boy-how many now
Have forgot the solemn eye
Have forgot the wrinkled brow
Is the boys that once. came by?
Call him back-it is his due; ~.
Let him come with youth and joy
Back into the heart of you,
Laughingly, and still boy.
Still a boy-ah, Well-a-day.
Boys are scarce enough at best.
With the ripping roundelay
Let the boy still be =our guest:
Let him cleave unto your heart
In boy-confidence and hold
Still boy-the man apart.
Long, long after he is old.
Bates Flaner in The Reade.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
Left in Doubt.
CPhiladelpnia Ledger.

(PhladeIphla Ledger.)
There had been fatal railroad acct
dent and the reporter sought informa-
ton. F<
See. here" said the official, tes-
-tily. you fellows must think we have
accidents for your benefit"
Perhaps you wouldn't mind telling
whose benefit you do have them for ~
rejoined the reporter.
But even touching this point the of
fetal was reticent -
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
R. MCKENZIE,
Marble and Monumental Works

No city in the west and few if any III
America. can boast a marble and monu-
mental works containing more extensive
line of monuments, or more compete
equipment than the one operated by Mr..
Roderick Mckenzie at 422 South State
street For twelve years Mr. Mckenzie
has been engaged in the monumental bus
mess in Salt Lake. In this time he has
built up trade which extends over the
states of Utah. Idaho Nevada. Montana
and wyoming. making it necessary for
him to keep two men constantly on the
road while he also devotes part of his
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
She Couldn't Refuse.

- (Ladies' Home Journal)
Would you mind if went into the
smoking car. dear?" asked the bride
groom in. tender voice.
what To smoke, sweetheart '
questioned the bride.
oh dear. ., no. replied the young
husband Il want to experience the
agony of being. away from you so that
the joy, of my return well be all the
more intensified"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
Nerve Lacking.
philadelphia Record.

philadelphia RecOrd)
Surly Strong-"G Gimme nickel
missus."
Missus-"I should think big strong
man like you would be ashamed to
ask for money!
Surly Strong-'I am. missus, but /
amt got der nerve to take it without
askin'''
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
CORRECTING the Mistake,

Customer-You've given me morphine
instead of quinins. Diuggist-Is it pos
sible? In that case you owe me %
cents more.-ePtit Partisan
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
PARTING.

Not in thine absence. nor when face
To face. thy love means most to me.
But in the short-lived parting space,
The cadence of felicity.
So music's meaning first is known.
Not while the bird sings all day long
But when the last faint failing tune
Divides the silence from the song.
john Erskine.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Catholic State. day at Saltair, Mon
day, July Is. Excursions from Eureka,
Bingham, Park City and Ogden.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Catholic State day at Saltair. Mon
day, July 10. Excursions from Eureka,
Bingham. Park City and Ogden
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Catholic State day at Saltair. Nom
day, July 10. Excursions from Eureka,
Bingham, Park City and Ogden.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13
Sarcastic.

Papa said little Johnnie Bings,
won't you give me half 4 dollar to buy
Pair of roller skates?''
no, I won't: haven't any money 10
squander on skates"
You might dryly remarked Mrs.
Bings, let Johnnie have the skates
you had OH last lodge night. l am
sure they ought to be. good ones, for
they cost you enough.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

The ploughman knows how many
acres he shall upturn from dawn to
sunset; but the thinker knows not what
a day may bring forth.-Bishop
Shading
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

I deemed thy garments, o my Hope.
were gray,
So far I viewed thee. Now inc space
between
Is passed at length; and garmented
in green.
Even as in days of yore, thou stand'st
today.
Dante Gabriel Rossett.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

Ever ON earth lips greet and glide
Nor let their velvet softness stay
l dream of kisses that abide
A I,,roI-
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-13

:, In ztheY,hour of meditation with the
Master .the. heart sees no mirage