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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-07

"N'SN W OiSu'pS Iptuup cil
8ort. oils bas 2ieb bcenpet ipar. So
tonte cine Mdnneritimme an ibr Chr:
y&eibt on nid1ts anberes. f~rditiaeres?
las mar 10 Gin Idbdenlico bon
flirigen unb iinsen. bon Soglein nnS
8rautl llnb ben Shlu6. bon Der
Smlamfeit unb oen, einen, Der bel Dir
iein ioIte. bcn bait hu mir an idon
%geInngcn; fait hdtt' id babel geSaft.
eS MIR Dir ernit geipcieu, ainb."
YGt, %dterden. es muB ia aud,
tlirigcu lpie grnit. iol'S siim Serser
lprehen", entgegnete cine ianfte iueibs
lid)e Stimine. .s(ber id meiS Elm
Idones IciterlieS, bns Dir iider aez
fallen miro. Bdr'S Worasn eeweien,
ltatt Sa6 es iih 5um Nbeno ueigt. haiti
ids slci6 fir DID gepGblt."
D3ommt benn barauf mas an?"
Sci pieicm 2iebe geiuib. bcionbers
bier I'M Sreien."
y9toeb Gins. mir boren rpdb ems. "
0iit oieicu 8orten tiles aurl hen
Sreuno leiie an. SicIsr pinfte ibm
NIT Der Sanb. su idJipeiaem. SIM
Ielben Iu9enblid abcr bate iener Sen
Sie Der Sremoen entbsdt unb bebeus
tete Otto. nit ibm aui einen ableits
liesenben 9oi5bfod gu itsisen. 3u
ibrer yledten, ipo Der @aIb 3iemlit,
raid dnlties, lugte 8rpiihen elmer
@ruppe bober alter Gihen Sas Sad,
elmer eremita9e berpor. Die beiben
BARN iibenben Seriouen batteu linen
balb Den 8ilden 3ugetebrt. Gin frdfs
tiger Iann IN 9rauer. grim persierter
Su9oioppe lab etiuas porniiberaebeuat
uno I6ien feline 9an6c Nuimertiamteil
oem Wdoden suauiuenhcn, oas aui
einem etfpas nieoriseren. bon boben
6arrentrautern umiproBtsn Sis an
ieiner &e&ten Ylat senonmen bate.
gs mar cine CARTE. iuaenoli6c @es
itaIt, Die IN ibrer unaesimuuaenen unb
bod cScln 8ultuns elm Wilb ponens
Deter Innlut bot. sic trug elm eins
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-07

Sebens sepeIen. Sas lit ia eben Der
iibermddtige 3auber Der 2iebe. baf
iie ii6er aaes binauibebt, allies polls
6rin9t. mas Der faIten @ernlnit uns
moglif idcint."
.ShDn geinst. Gber Denf' bid cins
mai III cine iolfc 8irflitteit hinein.
8iirbeit on 5ufriebcn ieiu, nenn es
Dein Sd,ifial iudre. bas oie IrieIterin
Der aunit Dir in bieiem Siloe seScist?
SD iider niGt, 10 piel iase i'd Dir.
&enn i6 80"
.Su madir mid betroffen. Cb idl
mir oaS nun aerabe bod) ant @ns
De. tporum niht, ipenn Der SbluB nur
bas Slid brinstl Su liebit nber gu
ernitbafte Heflerionen beute abcnb.
Sd ipeib niht, loQ i'd Den tiefbraunen
Iugen BON belite nahmittag ODER Dem
Walofrdltlein. ipie ih bon ieet ab
nit oeiner @rlaibnis Die iunae Yfdls
5erin nennen iperbe, Die Sd)ulp bapon
9e6en?"
"Nl5 OBJ uan nid1t 9erdbe BEL MIDI
ternem @critanbe aru criten reilcftier>
tel Snoeiien. in lpeiB nictt, uarum
ih Dir, sernbe Dir es ni6t geIteben
icate 80. Oieie Iuscn babcn mir IN
Der Eat einen 10 tiefen giubrud ees
mnht. bnb ih es lebbait beoancrc, lie
nidt pieoergelebcn 6u baben. Snbcs
-. pas lit morgeu perI6lafeu; id
iperoe lfon. 49,"
.,0ier lit unier Geitalront". inter-
brad &arl. ,.lim aber @leides nit
8lei6em 5u ber9elten. mill ib Dir be-
%fennen, baB idb Die u~nbefannte 9luns
Sine nod ii6eraa 3I ie6en permeinc;
ib fiirftc iugar. ib iperbe meinerieits
oielen Ginbruf beutc nad)t nift pcrs
idlafen."
.Iaes bat fem @utes", criuibertc
Otto iher5ens; .bu pirit midi nun
morgen bod gum @alofrdulein mad
Gailbened in Die baielii6e Yfal5 be-
sleiten?"
.@epiB". CAB 8arl e6enIo 5lriid.
Wir geben mnrsen NIT Dem Sriib5ug.
"Sas arme 8albfrduleiu! @ir iinb
'ibr beiOe ibon nntreu seiporben, che
mir lie geIeben bnben." slio moraen
Ieben mir Die Todter bes Soriters.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-07
Snbnaue Geuata Tnrn..

200 Ader, IL Meileu BON 1uouanc NIB 2s glei.
len BON etaefn aIoeren eubntniidotdj ents
ierht. l2) Nder l;no inter 3ilrn. onS llebrise III
nil9nuiite Gsiele. Outer Sruune unb hieBenoes
3:e yarn, NJ TT einent psrlndllditsten Snitanoe.
L!lo Ter aarler tam iein Belo NIT iUeniaen Ser
benerun9en III ipeuiner ais eiuem 3ahr osr'
ouooeln. Freis S23 per slter. 3ellungSpeoiu.
aitGer;: 5000 bonr NM oaS lle6rt6e Ia iIiuf Sahs
ren az ledlS IroSent. y. &. Eornes. 1923 Yain
Ctr. 3ubuaue. Soma.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-07
Sur sea. sea&tams fur vriener
@eierrm,: 9abnaae Naiionsl Sami.
NniaepaHt!

10000 gder iberit;nitteues (cut over Solss
lamb iino cine srpse 3anl 5ernlsn NIT Gebillidle
Milthipirthidjoft @eeeno hes n6roiidien gsis4
coriH. Boa Miberuten peib man uidlts. Sis
fbere Srntegessno.~ 9ehu5ooet. s4te @ege. bus
retnlie ssater. ousgejeicpnete airopen uno Sdlus
Mnnn init beid rittftea 6~iaansmittelu. Sdreis
bet inr unier Sltdleili, Sarotcrten uno @reiSs
llien on ole 3ano n Development Co.,
Sunderland y2iS.
FESAncuten uerlaEot.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-07
Smeiteii Gapitel.

Citation ~2ambrettI @it biciem
@usruf rib Der S6afiner bie 9iir bes
@bteils auf. in Dem Die Sreunbe ins
foIge Ses bebeutiamcu SGnDeoruds
ben 9arl beim giniteigen nit Dem
geamten geiuehielt. auein aeblieber
fuaren. Gritaunt fubren beioe in Die
9obe.
SITS moslid?" rief Otto. i'd
meme, Oh bdtteit mir BON fat spei
StnnSen Sabr5eit seiproden?"
/ ~S6nea", lhuel". brdngtc Der
@ann. ~es lit elm Gilsug."
"9nr bier Die 3appe nod. ioi"
Samit iprans aarl Dem Sreunbc nad,
unS beibe eilten Die Stufen gum Stae
tionsbaliie binan,5n
vS6an bid lm. eff mir binein,
geben", mabnte aarl. ,Sieier Iani,
anIteigenoe- Soben5ug lit bas Sarbts
9ebirse. bort iiebit on 9euitabt nit
leiren peiBen Iauern uno Siirmen
IN Der Sernc Die 5adisen M1arerfronen
geboren Der Iagbnrg. llnb MN fomm.
Dab mir ms %briuneu NIT einem fiihs
len Erunf eririlden. ebe mir Die 8ans
oerifaft nntreten."
Sie aellnerin trat nit BEN IhGus
menoen 8laiern beran. &arl frua lie,
tpie lpeit Der @eg bis Gaubened lei
uro crfunbi9te lid 5u9leib mad einem
5uperldiligen Soften, Der baS @epdd
tra9en fonne.
~Sas lit balt nod Elm ipeiter 8ea".
nteilte Die Shone; .ipenn Sic in brei
StlnDen ba iein molten, miiiien Gle
tiihtis aislhrsiten. Mber einen Iihes
rem Snngen peiB i6; iuenn er MIR
nlft chen in Den @alb sesansen lit.
Gs lit idaoc: geitern abeno mar Der
0orltmciiter bon Haubenef nod nit
icinem @cidbrt bier. Ger bate Sic
leidten Saden geipiB germ ~nuiselus
Den, unb Die Serren an @nbe nit. CT
ut elm gar frernolid1er unb leutleligcr
gVann &ber Die 9erren tcunen i'm
pieueiht uno nil 80"
.Saben nod nidt Die @brc". ihniti
Stto ibr turS oas @ort ab unb frat
ans Senlrer. Ycroust lab bas Rdos
den ibm nadl une lpoIltc lid, enter
nen. Iber &arl riei lie freunblif
5uriid.
oSicr. Sic bdbeu Die @~csabhna ia
nod nidt d%naenommen. Iuh m5dte
ib pieie Soden Sbncn bcionSers ans
empfcblen fir Den Sal. raB Ser 9ote
nidt 9leih bel Der Sanb lcin ionte.
Sd iehe eS Sbnen an. penn Sic bns
libernebmen. brauGen mir meiter nidi
Su ipr9en."
"Scbr perbuitbeu fir Die quite Ieis
nung". cntgesnete lie errDtbcno uno
tiiirte. pIaes ioa Dor Nbeno an Crit
unb Stele fem. Mher pobin 49,"
gu Sorltmeiitcr Sdrens."
Damn miiilcn Sic oen Sabripea
ldn9s oes SliiBhens innebaltcn. gs
glbt Dobl ndbere TfoSc ourd Die
Ser9e. nber ne ,ino nihf fir 2eute,
Die 5lm erltenmal Surh bieic 8dloer
reiien. gs lit aber art1 eiu Icbr biibs
lder Weg Der ba unteu. boiler Slbs
ipedIelnn9. llno II 0ott beioblen,
mcin Serr!"
Sine 6uBtourl 06tli6er. INNER
Ieltener weroenoer @enu6l Sm poaen.
froblid)en eiefiibl ci9euer &rait mo
Sreibeit oahin lpanecrn burd) Gle
l6one @ottesnatur. lie belauit,en in
ibrer perboraenen. beilis : ciniamcn
StiIle; ieoen Baum unb ieoc @litc,
)eoen 6alter, Der iin aui Slumeu
micat. %beipunbern an fonnen. ole
Sclien a%n5uitauren. Die lid gigantiln
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-07

tddjes 3leio bon iilbergrnuer Sdrbe.
pelien ein5iaer Hus ans elmer breitcn
8anbIhleife am @iirtel unb flcitcn
Spipenfdlheln am 6nlic uno az ocn
pciten @ermcln beitnrb. Sic rcid1cn
olinfeln 5ledten pnren ihlid)t Inn
ciile 'iloerne Mabel gelpunpen uno 10
bod aufgeitecft. oab tic SIC @cpegurs
gen bes idlanfcn RdGens nidf binz
oerten. Sns menige. ,ua5 ron ibrcm
8eiiht I'll erblifcn mar. Die bon mel
li9em SOAR umipielte Sfldfc nno cine
roiig rngehnudtc @argc. milBtc Icbs
bait ben @unif erregen. ea ouns III
leben. Sbre Sano elitt I~iebtoicao
ii6er bcu Sopf eines sroBcn peiBca
Sa6ohunoes, Der 5u ibren fiiiicu lag
itno nit flu9cu Iu9en 3u ihr aufs
blidte.
Ginen Irn,, cine Sono bon FOLDER
Touenorng bate &arl nod ME acs
lcien. Sebt mar or frob. bab, isinc
Statue rod feline Sdnbe bate. Sim
@tooie ncbeu Dem Mdbden la0 elm
GROCER runocr Strobbut unb Gin fcines
peiBe8 Sud-.
rNun?" mug Jest ser 6err. bait
OH ben Cert mod nitt i'm Sinr?"
Sic nidtc, uro Die 9aub Suriifs
5icbcnb, beeann lie.
Serr Seinrin iist am IogelGcro reft
frob lnb poblgemnit,
Gus %tauieub Terlcn blinft unb blibt
Der IorsenrDte Slut.
Sn @iei' inb SelS. in @dlo uno gu,
bord). fpeIh Elm iiber 5G)au.
Ser 2er6c Gang. Der @a6tel Scblaa,
Die iIBe Hadt,gdll
Serr Seinrih idaut 10 fr6blif, orein:
~&ie ifon lit beut Die @elt,
@as gifts, beut eibt's 'ucn aliteu
Sangl" Or lugt Sllm @immels,
5elt.
OR lduiht unb itreidJt iit bon ser
Stirn oaS bloubgelodtc Suar.
vi bod! eli oo6l mas iprenst benn
bort fir cine Meiteridar?
Der Stau6 malt n,tf. Der Suii6lag
orobnt. eS nabt Der 8aifen
Slang.
Sab @ott! Sic Scrrin ocrberben mir
Den san5eu @ogelfansl"
81 III ipas gibts? gs bait Ser SroB
BORN Ser5og plDslif an.
Serr 0einrih tritt hernor uno ipri6t:
s@en iudt ibr Serren. iast
an?"
ga ihfpenfen Tie Sie Sd6nlein bunt
unb iauf5en: ~llniern Serrn.
9od iebe adiier 6einrid. bofI beg
Safienlanbes Sternl"
cid ~neisenb tnie'n Tie Dor linn bin
unb buloieen linn IT'LL.
uno rnfen, ais er italinenp fragt: y,s
lit beutihen Heites @ia'l"
Sa blift Serr Seinri6 tief beipeat
binauf gum Simmels3elt:
"Su gabit mir einen guten Snno,
9err Gottl USE Oir's seidat."
8ie oft Die beioen bieies oieb sus
iammen 9eiunsenl gs mar bas 9iebz
lin9slieo pon Sttps Slater. RunSerz
Jam griff es linn ans Ser5 pie Elm
lieber Seimatsrub; er muSte on iif
bnlten. nm nibt ein5uitimmen. Ser
leste Sau tuar pertlunsen; fragenb
iaben Die Sreunoe lid on.
~8cnn es pas 8alSfrdulein lpd>
rel" rief 8arl. bon einem p~Iosliden
0eoanfen erfaBt. .Naubcned lit piels
leitt ndber. als mir oerfen."
Che Otto etfpas erfpibern fonnte,
i6lig Der Suno an. Sein Scrr
itanb nuf unb ipanote ben Bid Der
3ihtuns 5u.
~S6neu bier binaif; mir ifeqen
iiuS mr. ,tuS heSo1fer ,,us ba; S.,,,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-05-07

GSortieeuns ailf Ser 8. seite.)
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
OUR CONTEMPORARIES.
The state Pension Movement.
Buffalo Commercial }


 Governor Stuart of Pennsylvania re- gently vetoed State pension bill on the ground that tho appropriations were insufficient. Governor Hughes of New York is bolder and more explicit in his veto of the Burns bill, providing 0 pen sion for Civil war veterans who have been employed fifteen years or more in the civil or military service of the State, or any city, county, town or village thereof, upon reaching the age of six ty-five years, and becoming incapaci- tated. The governor declares the bill involves an indefensible discrimination and says further; If the State were to allow pensions upon the ground of ser vice in the Civil war, there Is no reason why the benefit should be limited to those veterans who have been employed by the State or by municipality. On the other hand, if a civil service pen- sion were to be established, there is no reason why the benefit should be limit ed to veterans and other civil servants should be debarred." This is sound req soning The policy of general State pension law has not been favored. The whole matter may properly be left to the federal government, which has been very liberal in it's pension system.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
YALE,s RULE OF THE W4VE.

There was glory enough for one day Tuesday Yesterday there was glory enough for another day. Britannia may rule the wave in some parts of the water. Yale rules It at New London, and it would be interesting to see Brit annia try to take away Yales dominion there.
 The talk before the race was that 1t was going to be close. It was just close enough. It wasn't rowed on time. if there is any time at New London. Wind has delayed the voyage of the ship of State at Hartford this year, and it de- layed the voyage of the University craft at New London, Powerful and inconvenient is. wind. But as long as neither wind nor Harvard muscle pre- vented Yale from coming in ahead what's the odds? Now for Saturday at New York and clean sweep.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28

the automobile is insignificant. The way to educate the people of the State
 to an appreciation of good roads and to
 therefore incite them to use them with
 caution is to give them as many as
 possible.
 The improvement of the State capitol building is part and parcel of the move
 ment to build State library building
 in which the supreme court may have fitting rooms. It was former Governor
 Chamberlain's recommendation that an addition be made to the capitol but for tunately this view gave way to the larger one of emptying the capitol of the library, the supreme court rooms and the military department. This thrust forward the understanding of the needs of the State which logically and naturally developed the scheme to
 build two buildings in appropriate places. It would be a great misfortune
 to alter the architectural beauty of the
 State capitol building, even though not
 all are agreed that 1t is a beautiful building. IL would be unbecoming the dignity of the State to leave the library where it is It Is too valuable and sus-
 ceptlble of too impressive setting to
 be neglected longer. So with the Su-
 preme court. It's home should be ap-
 propriately located and so adorned as
 to appeal to the pride of the people.
 The arsenal and armory is among the
 necessities which confront the State and at the same time admits of the
 departure of the military establish ment from the capitol. If the General
 Assembly is wise 1t will act favorably upon this report of the committee,
 though it is pity 1t is not accompa- nied by report showing how ex-
 penses can be decreased by the pass age of bills already rejected.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
BONDING THE STATE.

After months of consideration and study the legislative committee on ap- prcpriations has agreed that the time has come when the State should issue bonds to the extent of $6,500,0 The proposal Is that the bonds shall be re- tired at the rate of $900,000 each year beginning a year from next October
 The sum of $4,5OO,OOO is to be devoted to the further building of good roads and the sum of $1,5OOOoO for improve ments of the State capitol building, a new library and supreme court rooms and State arsenal and armory.
 The desirabi1ity and advisability of meeting these pressing expenditures In this way has been discussed during the winter. So prudent f1nancier as Sem ator Morgan c, Bulkeley has given the suggestion the warmest approval, while objection has come chiefly from those who can always be depended up- pn to oppose bond issues and increased tax rates for the love of the sport in- volved The argument which supports this large appropriation for the high way commission is a powerful one, and the committee on appropriations has dune we'll to let 1t sink into their souls. It will be easier and more economical for the highway commissioner, who fortunately for the State Is a competent man, to plan upon an extensive scale. It would have cost the State of Con necticut less for the good roads it has to-day if like view of the work to be performed had been taken earlier. For one thing it would have stimulated the legislature to take notice of the narrow iron tired vehicle, which has worked such havoc everywhere and compared with which the alleged damage done by
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
Art.

The hen remarked to the muley COW, As she cackled her daily lay (That is the hen cackled) Its funny
 how
 I'm good for an egg a day. I'm a fool to do it, for what do l get? My food and my lodging, My! But the poodle gets that-hes the
 household pet, And he has never laid a single egg yet Not even when eggs are high, The muleY COW remarked to the hen, AS she masticated her cud, (That Is, the COW did) Well, what You quit, and your name Is mud. Pm good for eight gallons of milk each
 day,
 But the parrot gets that much, any
 way All she can gobble-and what does she Not a a drlbble of milk. the dubP But the hired man remarked to the "You get all that's comin' to you. The poodle does tricks, an the parrot
 kin swear.
 Which is peter th'n you kin do. You're necessary, but whats the use O bewailln' your daily part? You're rgeois--workins your only
 excusei You can't do nothin' but just produce What them fellers does Is Art"
 -Musicians' Chronicle.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
THE DoHER-cALArs FERRY PLAN.

Though the English channel tunnel project has once more been knocked into cooked hat, there Is some prob ability that the plan for a new chan nel ferry between Dover and Calais will work. Arrangements for the need ed capital, 1t is said, have been made by @ powerful Anglo-French combina- ton. The bill under which the company was incorporated passed through Par liament last year practically unopposed, and, as the scheme was formulated in Board and the Admiralty has with drawn the objections which delayed progress in 1905, the fulflment of the scheme looks likely. The negotiations with the various authorities interested, however, are not yet complete. The es- timated cost of the ferry scheme is considerably less than @ million ster- ling. The estimates are: Quay and works at Dover 925S,6S6, quay and works at Calais e1l0,OOO, three train ferry steamers a39O,OOO, electric lifts, Dover and Calais, 964,OOO Total, e847,- 6S6. It is estimated that the annual working expenses will amount to e155,- GOO, and the gross revenue to s8Oo,OOO. The electric elevators to be provided will lift a train weighing four hundred
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
sAxcr11r OF THE ooNS11rUr1oN

The New York Sun does not see what will become of Senator Knox as a serious presidential candidate if he keeps on saying the things he said in his Yale Law School address. Its at tention is particularly drawn to this sentiment: ''The constitution Is not to perish at the hands of the impassioned phrase maker" and declares that 1t requires construction and explanation by MT. Pickwick."
 It is very difficult to catch the Sun in serious mood but there is a sug- gestion nevertheless in its reference to the Knox address. It is being recog- nized everywhere as political note which needed to be struck, though it would be misrepresentation to say that 1t represents the views of the ad- ministration. It does not, speaking of the administration as the instrument controlled by President Roosevelt. It may or may not be the note Senator Knox strikes because he is not walk ing away from the presidential nomin- ation, or it may be the note which as a lawyer he realizes has been too long silent. Whatever explanation may be offered for his marching to New Haven with strict construction address, the widespread interest 1t has provoked needs no explanation. The people do not propose to have the work of the founders stretched like a con- certina.
 While the Democratic party is searching about for an issue which will issue, it's representatives in con- gress might be asked why they have 50 long neglected the opportunity to defend the constitution thereby leaving it to their enemies to grasp at the eleventh hour? There Is no more popu- lar issue to be presented to the hard headed citizens of this country than the preservation of the constitution. It has been banged about long enough.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
IA Detroit minister thinks Satan rides in an automobile. And the limit is often taken off.
SHOULD BE CONDENSED.

The Georgia legislature has, we read, come together for session of fifty days. Last January the Connecticut legislature came together for a session of indefinite days, and 1t is still more or less together, though at times it has seemed likely to be torn asunder. One of it's members discovered a prediction made thirty years ago that there wouldn't be any Summer this year. No prediction has been discovered that the legislature will not adjourn this Sum mer. It would be encouraging if such a prediction had been discovered, for then it would be pretty certain that the contrary legislature would beat 1t by ad;ourning. It may adjourn anyway. Accidents happen, and the unexpected happens. Before it does adjourn, if 1t does, wouldn't 1t be a good idea for 1t t9 provide for sending a commission to Georgia to find out how a legislative session is got into fifty days? There used to be a Great American Con- denser. If there Is one now the sessions of the Connecticut legislature should be condensed. In fact they should be whether there is or not.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
MORE oOMFORT4BL E.

The prosperity of the western farm e. is indicated by Missouri law which became effective June 15. Accord ing to that law, any farmer in the State may, upon the payment of $1 to the clerk of the county court in the county in which said farm owner may reside, have the name of his farm duly recorded in a register for said purpose, and shall be furnished a certificate, issued under seal, and setting forth the name and location of the farm and the name of the owner. Provided, that when any name shall have been recorded as the name of any farm, such name shall not be recorded as the name of any other farm in the same county, except by prefxlng or adding a desig- hating word thereto.
 There was time, when Missouri was newer, when the farmers of the State were too busy and too tired to think up fancy names for their farms Now they are more comfortable. Some of them are so comfortable that we need not be surprised to see Missouri farms called 'Tdlewild," "Restwell," Peace plain" "Easyland," etc, etc.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28
CHEER UP.

Hope springs eternal in the human breast?" Is this entirely true, or are not all Democrats human? Some of them seem to be without hope. The Nashville American thus walls and asks: We know what happened In 1896. We know what occurred with added emphasis in 1900. Shall we again look to Nebraska? Shall we keep putting our heads against stone wall with all the fatuous idolatry of voo- doc worshippers? Shall we never learn the difference between nomination and an election? We know what hap pened in 1904. Shall we again look to New York? If there is ray of hope beyond the Potomac and Ohio, 1t has not been revealed to the naked eye.
 It Is hard to know how to offer con solation to such hopelessness, but the phrase, Cheer up, the worst is yet to come, may be appropriate. The fatu- ous idolatry of the voodoo worshippers shows no sign of dying out, and the idol is as receptive as ever.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-06-28

- Yes, but what?" My watch hasn't been going since I took the works out at school. Punch.
 Two women were being shown through the State Hospital for the In- sane. As they entered a ward one turned to the other and said, "I won der if that clock is right?"
 An inmate standing near overheard her, and instantly replied, Great Scott, no! It wouldn't be here if it was!'-Lippincott's.
 "so your son Josh has situation ?"
 Yep" answered Farmer corntossel Been at work nearly month"
 What kind of man Is his employ er?"
 "Cording to Josh's letters he must be right smart. Knows purty near as much about the business as Josh does. Washington Star.