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Albuquerque evening citizen. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1905-1907, 1907-05-17
MRS. HAYWOOD IS IN
CONSTANT ATTENDANCE
BY Jacob WaI,ieclx.


Boise, Idaho. May IA hush
more Impressive than any words of
sympathy could be falls upon the
court room crowd evrey morning
when the big green cloth-covered
doors swing open and Mrs. Haywood,
wife OF the man on trial here for the
murder of Ex-Governor Steunenberg.
In an Invalid chair. is wheeled to a
space near the table provided for the
lawyers for the defense.
As soon as court is called to or
der the prisoner is brought in.
Then the family circle is COM
plete, but under the most pathetic
conditions imaginable
Haywood is six feet tall broad
shouldered. his face furrowed with
lines as the result of Imprisonment
and anxiety concerning his family.
Beside him is his youngest daughter,
Vernon, who, before his coming has
scrambled into the chair next to the
one she knows he will occupy. that
she may get the first caress
Next to her is Mrs. Haywood ami
their eldest daughter, the pris-
oner when he takes his seat, strokes
Vernon's head, and with a smile
speaks some term of endearment TO
the pet of the family
Then he turns with a smile of love
and cheer to the wan figure in the
and in the happiness of the moment
all her troubles are forgotten as she
responds to his greetings.
As the grind of court routine Is
resumed she settles back with an ex-
preston of care upon her counte-
nance and with her big dark eyes
follows the speech and movements of
the actors In the great case.
The serious expression brightens
only when she gets a glance from her
husband, and then she gives him a
smile that tells of her devotion and
confidence in him. 1t is a message
of cheer and courage.
1t is a picture that makes many Of
the spectators wonder whether il is
possible that man full OF such ten
derness to the poor little invalid
wife and who had won such affection
from his children was capable of the
calculating, cold -blooded assassina-
tion charged against him.
Not Swayed by Mcfarland.
The following is the dialogue be-
tween the attorneys and samuel
Wingate, the talesman who question:
ed the veracity of Harry Orchard. the
confessor:
Did you read several alleged in
terviews with Detective MCFARLAND
accusing these men of the governors
DEATH asked Richardson.
Yes"
Did you come to an opinion from
reading them"
No"
why note"
There were SO many Of them and
they We're all circumstantial."
Did you read about an alleged
confession Of Harry Orchard?"
Yes"
Reach any opinion I'm regard 10
ita"
Yes"
"As TO WHAT"
"As 10 Orchards guilt"
You could not sit as a juror at
his trial, them"
NO"
do you think that the confession
touches the guilt or innocence OF
Haywoodg'
In way"
But you could give him q fair and
impartial trial2"
Yes"
Wingate declared he would be pre-
judlced against orchard as a wit
ness.
What are your poIiucs?" asked
Richardson.
Republican"
Democrat
"No."
"Or Socialist
mo"
Questioned on Politics
"If IL should develop during the
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Continued on Page Fivel
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-07-28
By T. p. Dunno
Copyright, 1897, BY H. H. Mcclure & Coz

an expedition says tn dillygate firm
England, to serve tn high moral
iooties " Christyan civvylization.'
Thin says tn dillygate firm Chiny.
putin on his hat, I'm FIR war; ne
says. It amt so rough, he says. An
he wint home"
But is the navy goin' to tn Pas
syfic?" asked Mr.. Hennessy.
If We took vote in tn navy on it
ye bet it wud." said Mr.. Dooley.
That's tn throuble about these here
movements FIR peace. We use tn
wrong kind iv people to stop war. In
stead iv Usin' professors an lawyers
we ought to use sojers. A peace move
ment that cUd get tn support " tn
United States navy wud be worth
while. Let ivry man do what he can
i'm his own way. Let him attend to tn
thing he knows most about Let tn
sojers stop war an tn professors stop
taikin'."
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it make whether tn navy goes to tn
Passyfic or not? If it goes at all it
won't be to make war. They've dumped
TIL ammunition hOists ar-re filled with
American Beauty roses an orchids.
Tn guns are loaded with confetty. TIL
officers dhrink nawthin' stronger thin
vanilla an strawberry mixed. Whin
tn tars go ashore they hurry at wanst
to tn home iv the Christyan EndeavOr
society or throng tn free libries read
in religious pothry. Me frind, Bob
Evans. is gOin' to contribute a series
iv articles to tn Ladies' Home Journal
on croshaying. FIR tn Hague Peace
Conference has abolished war, Hinnis-
sy. we've seen tn last war yen liver
see, me boy.
''Th' Hague conference, Hinnissy,
was got up be tn Gar iv RoOshya
Just befure he moved his army again
tn Japs. 1t was a quiet day at Saint
Petersburg. TIL prime minister had
just been blown up with dinnymite. tn
CLcii = uitCit Ddu Bttn Silpl an NdIl
iv his cousins was expiTin' firm q dose
iv proOsic acid. All was comparative
peace. In tn warrum summers afther-
noon tn Gar felt almost dhrousy as
he set in his rile palace an listened to
tn low, monotonous drone iv bombs
bein' hurled at tn Probojensky guards.
an picked tn broken glass out iv tn
dhrink that'd just been brought to him
be an aged seTvitor who was prisidint
iv tn Saint Petersburg lodge iv Pa
Throttle Assassins. TIL monarch's
mind turned TO tn subjick iv war an
he SAYS to himsilf: What a dhreadful
thing it is that such a beautiful
wurruld shud be marred be thousands
iv innocint men bein' stint out to shoot
each other FIR no cause whin they
might betther stay at home an wurruk
FIR their rile masthers' he says. I will
disguise mesilf as a moojik an go over
to tn tinygraft Office an summon a
meetin' iv tn Powers he says.
That's how it come about. All tn
powers sint dillygates an a gr-reat
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FLOWERS THAT CHANGE.
CNew Orleans Times-Democrat.

New Orleans Times Democrat)
This bed of flowers was blue this
morning. and now it is pink That one
was white and it is now rose. The one
by the hedge was yellow yesterday. and
today it is purple"
The gardener Chuckled delightfully."-.
II call 'em my fairy flower beds
ma am, he said. You see. they change
color. It's grand idea. isn't it? 1t gives
a garden such variety"
But l didn't know that any flowers
changed their color"
oh yes. That bed YOU first mem
TONED is the Irritable phlOx. At sunrise
it is blue, and i9 the afternoon it is
pink.
The one 10 the right is hbiscUs-hibs-
Gus mutabiiis. II goes through three
changes in the day. from white in the
morning to rose at noon and to red at
sunset
''The bed by the hedge is the lantana.
The lantana is yellow one day, orange
the next and red the third. It's changes
are slow.
There are other flowers. too that
change There's the cheiranthus cbsme-
ola, that shifts rom white to yellow and
from yellow to red. There's the gladioIuS
versicolor, that's brown in the morning
and blue in the evening. There's the
colaea scandens. that moves slowly from
greenish white TO deep violet"
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Mr.. Dooley on The Hague Conference By

cud be said against 4 practice which
personally seemed to him rather I'M
sportsmanIike, still he felt he must re-
serve tn right iv amy cannybaI allies
iv Brittanya to go as far as they
liked.
"Th' Hon'rable Joe Choate moved
that in future wars no military band
shud be considered complete without d
base-dhrum. Carrid
'"Th' entire South American dillyga-
ton said that no nation ought to go to
war because another nation wanted to
hang it up on tn slate. TIL English
dillygate was much incensed. Why.
gintlemen. says he, if ye deprived us
iv tn right to collect debts be KILN
tn debtor We wUd take away firm war
it's entire moral purpose. / must ask
We again to cease thinl1in' on this sub
jicksin a gross matteryal way an con-
sidher tn moral side alone he says.
TIL conference was much moved be
this pathetic speech, tn dillygate firm
France wept softly into his handker-
chef an tn dillygate firm Germany
wint over an forcibly took an OMEN
faced goold watch firm. tn dillygate
firm Vinzwala.
9TH Honrable Joe Choate moved
that in all future wars horses shud be
fed with hay wheriver possible. Car
rid.
"A long informal talk on tn rein.
Introduction iv scalpin' followed. At
last tn dillygste firm Chiny arose an
says he: I'D like to know what war is.
What is war anyhow TIL Lord
knows, we don't says tn chairman.
We're all professors iv colleges or
lawyers whin we're home he says. is
it war to shoot my aunt?' says tn
dillygate firm China. Cries iv No,
no. is it war to hook me fathers best
hat that he left behind whin he BASH
fully hurrid away to escape tn attn
lions iv European sojery?' he says. is
robbery war;? says he. Robbery is
nicissry part ~ war says tn Eng
lish dillygate FIR tn purpose iv en-
foorcin' a moral example, he says.
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Well says old Wow Chow, I'd like
to be able to go back home an tell
thin what war really is. a few years
back we sint a lot iv young men over
to our part iv tn wUrruld an with
out sayin with ye'er leave or by ye'er
leave they shot us an they hung us
up be our psyche knots an they
burned down our little gambOo houses
Thin they wint up to Pekin, set fire to
tn town an stole ivrythin' in sight
just got out iv tn back dure in time
to escape a jab in tn spine firm a
German that 1 niver see befure. If it
hadn't been that whin 1 was a boy
L won tn hundred yards at the Uni
versity Nv Slambang i'm two hours an
forty minyitS, an if it hadn't hap
pened that I was lightly dressed in
a summer, overskirt an a thin blouse
an if tn German hadn't stopped to
steal me carriers, 1 wudden't be here
at this moment says he Was that
war, or wasn't ito he says. 1t was
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nanny iv tn weaknesses did so too.
They met last week in Holland an
they have been devotin' all their time
since to maxim war impossible in tn
future. TIL meetin' was opened with
an ACRIMONIOUS debate over a resOlu-
ton offered be a dillygate firm Parry
quay calm f'r immeejit disarmamint,
which is tn same. Hinnissy, as notify
in tn Powers to turn in their guns to
tn man at tn dure. This was car
ried be a very heavy majority. Among
those that voted in favor iv it were:
Paraguay. Uruguay. Switzerland
Chiny, Belgium an San Marine. OPP
posed were England, France, Rooshya,
Germany, Italy. Austhree, Japan an
tn United States.
This was regarded be all present as
a happy auggry. TIL convintion thin
discussed a resolution offered be tn
Turkish dillygate abolishin' war alto
gether. This also was carried, on'y
England, France. Rooshya, Germany,
Italy, Austhree, Japan an tn United
States votin' no
This made tn way clear FIR tn dis
cussion " tn larger question iv how
future wars shud be conducted in tn
best inthrests iv peace. TIL conference
considered tn possibility iv abolishin
tn mushroom bullet, which entherin
tn INTERIOR iv tn inimy not much
larger thin marble soon
opens its dainty petals an
goes whirlin' through tn all
minthTy canal like a pin-wheel. TIL
Chinese dillygate said that he regarded
this here insthrumint iv peace as high
ly painful He had an aunt in Pekin
an estimable lady, unmarried. two
hundred an fifty years " age, who
rayceived wan without warnin' durin
tn gallant riscue iv Pekin firm tn
foreign legations a few years ago. He
cud speak with feelin' on tn subjick
as tn Chinese army did not use these
pro- jictyles but were armed with bean
shooters TIL English diliygate opposed
tn resolution. 1t is says he, quite
thrue that these here pellets are In
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THE GENTLE CRATER E-

Drake Of MuTfreesborough, a book
you. Maybe you can help me out of
scrape I'm getting a bit old for
street work. so / leased the dogdays
emporium so the good things would
come to me. Two weeks before the
season opened I gets a letter signed
lieutenant Peary and one from the
Duke of Marlborough, each wanting
to engage board for part of the sum-
mer.
Wei. sir, you gents know what
big thing for an obscure hustlery ii
would be to have for guests two gen.
tlemen whose names are famous from
long association with icebergs and the
Coburgs So / prints a lot of hand
bills announcing that Woodchuck Inn
would shelter these distinguished
boarders during the summer. except in
places where il leaked. and l sends
'em out to towns around as far as
Knoxville and Charlotte and Fish Dam
and Bowling Green.
And now look up there on the
porch, gents says Smoke 'em-out. at
! them diSconSolate specimens of their
fair sex waiting for the arrival of the
duke and the lieutenant. The house
is packed from rafters TO cellar with
hero worshippers.
% There's four normal school teacS
| erS and two abnormal; there's three
high school graduates between 81 and
AZ; there's two literary old maids and
one that can write: there's a couple of
society women and a lady from Haw
river. Two elocutionists are bunking
in the corncrib, and I've put cuts in
the hay loft for the cook and the So
ciety editress of the Chattanooga Opera
Glass. You see how names draw,
! gents
well says I, how is it that you
seem to be biting your thumbs at good
| luck? You didn't use to be that way
81 amt through says Smoke-'em-
| out Yesterday was the day for the
advent of the suspicious persOnages.
l goes down to the depot to welcome
| EN- Two apparently animate sub
stances gets off the train, both carry
| ing bags full of croquet mallets and
these magic lanterns with push but
| tons.
- compares these integers with the
original signatures to the letters-and,
well, gents. | reckon the mistake was
due to my poor eyesight. Instead of
being the lieutenant, the daisy chain
and wild verbena explorer was none
other than Levi T. Peevy, a soda water
clerk from Asheville. And the Duke
of Marlborough turned out to be Thea
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REMOVED AT LAST.
HIarner's Meeklyl


A West Point cadet, some years ago,
was told by his instructor to draw up
the plans and specifications for a rail-
road viaduct to connect two high hills,
between which ran a small stream.
In due course an excellent set of dra W
ings was presented, one showing the
bridge in its completion with sketch of
the surroundings, and on which sat two
men, with their legs hanging over the
sides, fishing. The drawing was returned
with the request that the men be removed
from the bridge.
Upon receiving the paper the second
time the professor discovered that his
instructions had been carried out but
that the two men were seated on the
bank of the stream. still in quest of rep
resentatives of the finny tribe.
Again was the paper returned, and this
time with positive orders to remove the
men from the drawing altogether. Inn
agine the CONSERVATION which GveTspread
the features of the learned instructor
upon receiving the paper for the third
time to find two little graves and tomb
stones near the bank of the stream. His
orders had been obeyed, and the men re-
moved altogether
Needless to say that the cadet was for
given for this breach of discipline. and
the unintentional disrespect to his senior
officer was overlooked.
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nanny cases harmful to tn digestion,
but 1 think it wud be goin' too far
to suggest that they be abolished ontil
stud be tn subjick races he says. I
suppose wan iv these bullets might
throw a white man off his feed. but
we have abundant proof that whin in
jicted into black man they gr-reatly
improve his moral tone. An, afther all
tin improvement iv tn moral tone is.
gintlemin, a far greater matther thin
amy mere physical question. We
know firm experience in South Africa
that tn charmin' bullet now undher
discussion did much to change condi-
lions in that enlightened an juicy part
iv his majesty's domains. TIL darky
that happened to stop wan was all tn
betther FIR il. He retired firm labor
an give up his squalid an bigamious
life he says. L am in favor, how
liver. iy restrictin' their use to encoun-
ters with races that we properly con-
sidher infeeryor,' he says. TIL dilly-
gate firm Sinagambya rose to ques-
ton iv privilege. State ye'er question
iv privilege says tn chairman. I
wud like to have TIL windows open.
says tn dillygate firm Sinagambya. 4
feel faint he says.
9TH Hon'rable Joe Choate, dillygate
firm tn United States, moved that in
future wars enlisted men shud not
wear earrings. Carrid, only Italy vot-
in no.
9TH conference thin discussed blow
in up tn inimy with dinnymite, pois-
min him, shootin' tn wounded, set
tin fire to infants. bilin' prisoners-iv-
war in hot lard an robbin' graves.
Some excitemint was created durin' tn
talk be tn dillygate firm tn cannybal
islands. who proposed that prisoners
iv-war be eaten. TIL German dilIygate
thought that this was carryin' spec
val gift iv wan power too far. 1t wud
give tn cannybal islands a distinct adj
vantage in case iv war, as European
sojers were accustomed to horses. TIL
English dillygate said that while much
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Il see" said Mr.. Hennessey, ''we're
goin' to sind tn navy TO tn Passyfic. -
I see we're not too said Mr.. Doc
ley. There's two sides to iv'ry ques-
ton an in Washington there are twin
ty-two to iv'ry answer. Wan day sees
tn navy tearin' around tn Horn, not
TO intimydate tn Japs, mind ye. but
on'y 10 show thin that if they're look
in fr throuble they can have il with
out movin' out " their back yards
Another day tn navy is still at home
explodin itsilf. Tn navy gun heI
name was Maude. I wudden't want to
be i'm front iv wan iv thin gr-great
injines iv destruction but if I had to
make me choice an all tn places UNI
dherneath were taken, I'd rather be in
front thin behind. FIR purposes iv SAT-
ETY. they ought TO be pointed tn other
way. If war comes tn minyit we turn
our guns on tn inimy t will be all
over with him.
NO, sir. can't tell whether tn navy
is goin' to spend tn rest iv its days
protectin' what Hogan calls our in
suited possessions in tn Oryent OF
whether It is to remain in tn neigh
borhood iv Barnstable maxim tn sla-
ziers iv New England rich beyond tn
dhreams iv New England avarice
which ar-re hopeful dhreams. TIL cab
met is divided. tn sicrety iv tn navy
is divided, tn president is divided an
III press IS divided. Wan great iditor
firm his post iv danger in Paris, has
ordhered tn navy to report at San
Francisco at four eight next Thursday
Another great iditor Twin in Germany
has warned it that it VIII do so at its
periI. Nawthin' is so fine as to sec
a great modhern journalist unbend
firm his mighty task iv selectin' firm
a bunch iv photographs tn prettiest
cook iv Flatbush or engineerin' with
his great furrowed brain tn Topsy Fig
zle competition to trile with some
light warm-weather subject like inter
naytional law or war. But men such as
these can do anything.
But. anyhow, what diff renee does
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Andy fell in with the rest cure idea
az once, so we struck the general pas
Senger agents of all the railroads for
summer resort literature, and took Il
week to study out where we should go.
reckon the first passenger agent in
the world was that man Genesis. But
there wasn't much competition in his
day, and when he said: The Lord
made the earth in six days, and all
very good he hadn't any idea to what
extent the press agents of the summer
hotels would plagiarize from him later
on
when we finished the booklets we
perceived easy, that the United States
from PassadUmkeag, Me, to Eel Paso,
and from Skagway TO Key West, was
a paradise of glorious mountain peaks,
crystal lakes. new laid eggs. golf, girls,
garage cooling brezes. straw rides,
open plumbing and tennis; and all
within two hours ride.
-- so me and Andy dumps the books
out the back window and packs our
trunks and takes the 6 o'clock tor
toise Flyer for Crow Knob, kind of
a dernier resort in the mountains on
the line of Tennessee and North Caro-
lima.
I'VE were directed TO a kind of pri-
vate hotel called Woodchuck Inn, and
thither me and Andy bent and almost
broke our footsteps over the rocks and
stumps. The inn set back from the
road in a big grove of trees, and it
looked fine with its broad porches and
a lot of women in white dresses rock
ing in the shade The rest of Crow
Knob was a pOstoffice and some seem
cry set at an angle of As degrees and
a Welkin.
We'll sir, when we got to the gate
who do you suppose comes down the
walk to greet us? Old SmOke-'em -Out
Smithers. who used to be the best open
air painless dentist and electric liver
pad faker in the southwest.
'Old Smoke em-out is dressed cler-
leo rural. and has the mingled air of
a landlord and a claim jumper. Which
aspect he corrobOrated by telling us
that he is the host and perpetrator of
WOOdchuck Inn. / introduces Andy,
and we talk about few volatile topics
such as will 60 around at meetings of
boards of directors and old associates
like us three were. Old Smoke em-Out
leads us into a kind of summer house
in the yard near the gate and took up
the narD of life and smote on all the
chords with his mighty right.
Gents says he, I'm glad to see
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weighing the proletariat, whether by
word of mouth, sleight of hand, or
swiftnesS of foot. Dukes come and
go, explorers go and get lost, but me
and Jeff Peters, says Andy, go after
the comeOns forever. If you say so,
we're the two illustriOus gents you
were expecting. And you Will find,
says Andy, that We'll give you the
true local color of the title roles from
the aurora bOrealis to the ducal port
cullis'
"Old Smoke m-out is delighted.
He takes me and Andy up to the inn
by an arm apiece, telling US on the
way that the finest fruits of the can
and luXuries of the fast freights
should be ours without price as long
as we would stay.
"On the porch Smoke emNout SAYS:
Ladies, L have the honor to intro
duce his gracefulness the Duke of
Marlborough and the famous inventor
of the north pole, Lieutenant Peary.
The skirts all flutter and the rock
ing chairs squeak as me and Andy
bows and then goes on in with old
Smoke 'em-Out to register. And then
We washed up and turned our cuffs, and
the landlord took US to the rooms he'd
been saving for US ana got out a demi-
john of North Carolina real mountain
dew.
i expected trouble when Andy be-
gan to drink. He has the artistic
metempsychosis which is half drunk
when sober and looks down on air
ships when stimulated.
after lingering with the demijOhn
me and Andy goes out on the porch.
where the ladies are to begin to earn
our keep. We sit in two special chairs