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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
MISS HUI DA KUGHLER

There is q beauty and attractive
ness ia health which is far greater
than mere regularity of feature.
A sickly, irritable, and complaining
woman always carries a cloud of
depression with her; she is not only
unhappy herself but is a damper to
all joy and happiness when with her
family and friends.
1t is the bright, healthy, vivacious
woman who always charms and carries
sunshine wherever she goes.
If a woman finds that her energies
are tagging and that everything tires
her; if her feminine system fails to
perform it's allotted duties, there is
nervousness, sleeplessness, faintness,
backache, headache. bearing down
pains. and Irregularities, causing
constant misery and melancholia,
she should remember that Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable COMPOUND
made from native roots and herbs will
dispel all these troubles. BY correct
ing the cause of the trouble 1t cures
where other treatment may have
failed.
Miss Elizabeth Wynn, Of No. 20b
9Th Avenue, New York City, writes :
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
"For months I suffered with dreadful
headaches, pain in the back and severe
hemorrhages. I was weak and out OF sorts
all the time. Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound helped me when all other medi.
cine had failed. It seemed to be just what
needed and quickly restored my health"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

kidney medicines, l am in a position
10 know whereof l speak, and am
pleased to add my endorsement and
% recommend their use."
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
Mrs. Plnkham's Invitation to Women.

Women suffering from any form
of female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs.
Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. From the
symptoms given, the trouble may be
located and the quickest and surest
way Of recovery advised. Out of her
vast volume Of experience in treating
female ills Mrs. Pinkham probably
has the very knowledge that will
help your case. Her advice is free
and always helpful.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

Knights of Pythias,
Third Battalion,
Second Regiment,
Missouri Brigade,
says: II am pleased
to endorse the use
Of Doan's Kidney
Pills, q medicine
of great merit. Hav-
ing had personal ex-
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

The night hawk makes no nest at
all, simply laying its eggs in a slight
depression in the ground. The eggs
!ook SO much like small stones that
hey pass undetected by the searcher.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

Lewis Single Binder straight Sc. Many
mokers prefer them to lOc cigars. Your
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

This is essentially a year of costly
simplicity. never remember having
seen SO much costly lace used on sum-
mer gowns as this year, and besides
this introduction of a old lace the
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
IT'S often So.

tive never had any chance in this
world, but anyhow I've remained hon
est"
Don't you mean that you've re.
NAMED honest because you never had
q chance?"-Clevelapd Leader.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
How He Was Sized.

What kind of a man Is hep"
mot much"
MOI"
mo. He gets manicured twice
week."-Miiwaukee Sentinel.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
+. He knew Something.

'Hc NHcW OUTUtCHIHY.
wouldn't you like to live in the
country, where all the good things
come FROM" asked the countryman.
NO." said his friend, Il would
rather live in the city, where all the
good things go to-"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

He that does good shall find good:
he that does evil shall find evil
Turkish.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-

Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
'For months I was Ill with an internal
trouble. 1 suffered terrible agony, was
nervous, irritable, and sick all the time. I
took different medicines without benefit.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
was recommended and within six months
was completely restored to health and I
want to recommend it to every suffering
woman"
Women who are troubled with
painful or irregular functions, back
ache, bloating Tor ,atulence). displace-
ments, inflammation or liberation.
that bearing-down feeling, dizziness,
indigestion, OF nervous prostration
may be restored to perfect health and
strength by taking Lydia Z. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

Only a simple man tries to act I'M
necessarily strenuous.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

The white chiffon, which is patterned
with black velvet spots, is tucked and ar
with scarves of beautiful chine
ribbon, broadly bordered with white
satin, and also dotted with black velvet,
white flet lace embroidered in floss silk.
being a third fabric and factor of the
chine ribbon and spotted chiffon drawn
beneath the deep waistband of black
glace.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

Men enjoy doing anything they
ion't have to do for a living.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
A
From a Prominent F~raternai Man o.
Rolla, Missouri.

Justice Of the Peace A. M. Light, of.
kOlla, NO.. Major, Uniformed Rank.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

The broad kimono straps SNOW a CEN
tral insertion of embroidered muslin, and
then, In front, the blouse is finely tucked
and inserted with lace, groups of tiny
silken buttons being another pretty detail
OF its trimming. while the elbow sleeves
are arranged in quite a new way with
crossed and m~any-buttoned straps of silk,
TO hold in their puffed fullness above a
tace-inserted cuff.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
MISS WYNN

Miss Hulda Kughler, OF No, IS,
West 18th Street, New York City,
writes:
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

the skirt of one which l saw the other
day was of very fine broderie Anglaise,
entirely worked by hand, with bold
c%ross-bars of Venetian guipure inser.
ton. At the extreme hem these cross.
bars were filled in with rich design of
Cluny, and the whole thing was mar
velously effective in a subdued way.
The little coatee-which in front was
shaped like an Elton jacket set in wide
pleats-was made of ivory taffetas,
which showed blurred roses, in faint
delicate shades. all over it's surface.
and at the back this quaint coat was
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

The white silk and chiffon of the blouse
is yelled with lace, which make soft
background for bands of delicate green
silk edged with narrow silken braid, and
connected just above the waist by other
pointed tabs, which give a corselet effect.
Then below the folded band comes a
little basque edged with braiding
and a killed frill, festoons of wee roses,
embroidered in pale yellow and pink also
entering into the decorative detail.
inserted motifs of lace. and in some
cases these designs are carried to an
exaggerated degree of elaboration.
When flowers in colored silks are in.
PRODUCED on white muslin dresses the
silks are always of the softest and
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
$2l0 Buys a Farm
Dr.. Chas. r. Simmons has Cut Up His $4,000 Acre Ranch lust South Of
San Antonio and Will Sell You a Farm Of From 10 Acres to
$40 Acres, (Inctudng Two Town Lots) for S2l0.
Payable $40 per Month Without Interest

San Antonio, Texas April q. 1907.
DR.. {. F. Simmons, San Antonio, Texas:
Dear Sn-I have Just returned from a trip over your AtacWa County
property and to say hat am surprised at what Isaw, but flry expresses
my feelings I had expected something pretty good, because / have conid-
cradle faith in your agents, whom l happen to know but what l saw is star
beyond my expectation. 80
/ drove hurnedly over probably twenty-five miles of ground, passing sew
eal Of our flowing wells and tanks, and l don't believe that theres al
acre of ground that is not fit for rtcas cultivation. ~
Upon m return to Litue Rock I shalt take out several more shares ~
before they Meg gone and will advise my friends all to take as many a they
can afford. -
have just written to my brother in Indiana, advising him to do this o
my judgment. #rNN LLW 49,
/ certainly think your proposition Is one Of the most liberal propositions
I have evers seer offered, and certainly think that the people of South Texas
win W to you an everlasting debt Of gratitude for the method you are
usng to settle this vitbe arden of Eden with new people.
/ thank you for the courteUes extended me ON my recent visit, n 4 M
trust the time will not be long when the division will cmu!, and I certainly
shall return to Little Rock figuring n eventually coming back Ho Atncosa
City Engineer, Little Rock, Ark.
Write today for fun particulars and Photographic showing Views on the ranch.
DR.. CHAS. +. SIMMONS,
2N6 Alamo Plaza, SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS.
PILE SIX E38EY TIaI sghkkR IS .IssisS 81 All !: a. ~
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

There is q beauty and attractive
than mere regularity Of feature.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

p~erience with many
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26
THE GOLDEN
CALF
Sunday School Lesson for July 5. 1907
Specially Prepared for This Paper
Specially Prepared for This Paper

LESSON TEXT.-Exodus sells. so-35.
Memory verses, "a, IS.
GOLDEN TEXT.-"Little children keep
yourselves from idols."-1 John 5:21.
TIME.-Sometime in July, b. c.. 1891
according to the common chronology,
toward the close of Moses forty days on
Mount Sinai; six or seven weeks after the
giving of the law.
PLACE.-The people are still encamped
before Mount Sinai in the Valley OF Err
Rahah.
SCRIPTURE REFERENCES Warm
ings against modern idolatry: Rom. 1.21-
Is; 1 Cor. 6:10; 1914. 2O-22; 1 John sci;
Rev. 21:S.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-07-26

Specially adapted for wear with morn
ang and tailor-made costumes. 1t is Of
finely checked chiffon ~taffeta, and is ar
ranged with a chemisette and cuffs OF
fine gaipure. and trimmings of Soutache
braid ana buttons, a further finish being
given by a smart scheme Of stitchings, 1t
fastens at the back.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
Humorous Chinese Graft.

A certain Chinese Taotai (magis
trate) having told his men to have two
ingots OF gold sent to his treasury fol
purchase, the shopmen brought theu
in, and in answer to the query of thu
Taotai, told him that the price was sc
much in taels. but added: This is the
ordinary price, but for your honor we
will knock off one-half of the price,
Then the Taotai said to his under
lings: Seeing that they are to sell te
me at only half-price, just give then
back one ingot of gold, and put the
other in my treasury, and thus theii
account is settled. Goodbye" So the
underlings of the yamen did so, but
still the shopmen hung around wait
ing. The Taotai asked them why they
were waiting, when their account hat
been already settled Said the shcp
men: when did your honor pay
your humble servants?" Then the
magistrate answered with very
fierce air: "Tiao M Ts'ai!" (impertt.
nent slaves), did you not say tina.
these two gold ingots were half-price
to me? Then did I not give you bach
one ingot and keep the other, anc
thus settle your account without the
least injustice according to your owl
proposition? So be off with you, or my
lictors will give you a taste of the
courge!"-Harper's Weekly.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
BIG GROWTH Is SHOWN
In THE DAIRY INDUSTRY

EVER since that day, nearly three
II centuries ago, when a spotted calf
went for a walk through the fields of
a Massachusetts Bay COLONY, and so
laid out the first street in New Eng.
land, old Brindle and her family have
been of much Importance In the do
nestle and commercial life of Amer
lea. This Is the cows only recorded
use as street-makers, but as producers
of the great milk, butter and cheese
supply of the nation they have a
series Of long and successful years
back of them.
The dairy industry Of the United
States Is congenial study for those
who like statistics. The growth has
been tremendous. There are more
than 21,000,000 cows MIXED in the
United States every day, each gives
$500 pounds of milk year. making
the annual output of this country
about 70,00O,000,O0O pounds of milk.
1t is disposed of In various ways. A
little over half of 1t is required for
the making Of butter. 100000, 900
pounds Of 1t goes into condensed
milk, 3,000,000000 into cheese, and the
rest is sold as cream, fed to the
calves, or divided among the people of
the country, each of whom should re
ceive seven-tenths of pound of milk
a day-a good-sized tumbler full.
If the cows were all told off and as,
signed to specific duty In this dairy
products business, 100000 OF them
would be required to furnish the milk
condensed milk and cream; 10,9O0,00G
would confine their attention solely
to butter, and would each be expected
to furnish 151h pounds a year; $40;
600 would be assigned to the cheese
industry, and the remaining number
would have the raising of all the
calves.
AS each individual in the United
States is supposed to eat 20 pounds
OF butter each year, the Brindle fam
lily cannot quite supply 1t, so we still
import something like $4,000 pound.
to make up the deficiency. One-thirt
Of the nations output of butter come,
from the farms where 100000 farm
ers and their families, still churn Il
pack 1t in firkins or tubs and delivei
it to the nearest shipping point. Owe
5000 factories make the rest of tp
1,500,000,000 pounds that we use an
nually.
Chicago, New York, Philadelphia
Boston and st. Louis are the grea
butter distributing centers OF TIL
country. Shipped by express, q
freight, by boat or rail, the butt&
reaches these points at all season,
of the year and is Immediately put II
cold storage to await the demand, Z
continual temperature of from 20 de
grees Fahrenheit to below zero BEN;
maintained
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
AT the National Capital
Gossip of People and Events
Gathered in Washington

Thirty-four officers were tried by
court martial and nine were acquitted.
Last year four officers were dismissed
from the service as compared with IA
during the previous year The num-
Der OF enlisted men tried was 3,S79
and 3O5 were acquitted, The total
number OF officers and men tried was
1913.
Among the enlisted men 1,101 were
tried for desertion. 1872 on the charge
of absence without leave. 223 for
drunkenness, 25S for larceny, 241 for
disobedience to non-commissioned of.
ficers, and 211 for disobeying superior
officers.
The report dwells upon the evil re.
suits following the passage of the anti.
canteen act, which, 1t is said, has
undoubtedly caused the location near
military reservations of resorts for
the sale of intoxicating liquors" "
These places are considered highly
detrimental to military discipline. .
1t is suggested that the limit OF
punishment should be increased for
selling clothing issued to enlisted men,
and that provision be made for taking
up the uniform of discharged sol
dier at an appraised value.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
CONGRESSMAN PLANNING
TRIP TO THE ISTHMUS

w ASH1NGToN.--A subcommittee
w of the committee on appropria.
tons of the next congress will go to
the isthmus in November to investi-
gate Secretary Taft's canal estimates
for 1909. If present plans are carried
out.
The proposed visit is the outcome
of suggestion from Representative
James A. Tawney of Minnesota, chair.
man of the appropriations committee
In the last congress, who was at the
tsthmus following the adjournment
last March He believes it will be to
the best interests of the service, as
we'll as to those directly and indirect
ly In charge Of the administration of
the forces at work there, If the mem
bers of the appropriations committee
having In charge the preparation of
the sundry civil bill go to the isthmus
with the estimates for the next fiscal
year and consider them carefully with
the officials having supervision of ex.
penditures for all kinds of work being
done.
The suggestion has met with a
hearty response from those identified
with the commissions work, who be.
lieve that great deal of good will
result from heart to heart talk be-
tween the congressman who prepare
the appropriation and the officials
who spend it, and that it will clear
away In advance any misapprehen-
sions or misunderstanding that may
exist as to the business and propriety
of alloting the money estimated to be
necessary for the years work. OF
particular Importance is the proposed
visit regarded at the present time,
when the question is now before the
president whether the commission
can lawfully expend during the pres
ent fiscal year any more money than
was specifically appropriated,
Officials here think congress may,
as result of the observations of the
members of the appropriations com
mittee who go to the isthmus, see fit
to provide legislation under which
work may proceed, regardless of the
appropriations, If this authority does
not already exist The committee
will return to Washington in time for
the opening of congress in December.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
CRUSADE ON GAMBLERS
Is LED BY ROOSEVELT
p RESIDENT ROOSEVELT is inter

d RESIDENT ROOSEVELT Is inter.
ested deeply in the crusade against
gambling In the District of Columbia
He is more than cooperating with the
local authorities. The campaign Is
made under his direction. He has
thoroughly impressed upon the dis.
trict commissioners his determination.
announced in one of his speeches, 90
make Washington a clean city. AS
the commissioners are his appointees
and can be removed at his pleasure.
1t IL not surprising that the incum.
bents show zeal In the work cut out
for them.
In raid on alleged bucket-shops re.
Gently secret service officers were con.
spicuous. The explanation of the
presence of federal officers Is that the
president Is determined that the local
laws shall be enforced and that gam
bling shall be suppressed. The metro
politan police and detective forces
are sufficiently strong, numerically, to
do the work, but to see that it was
performed thoroughly secret service
men were detailed. Whether they
have been assigned to keep tab or
local police Is not known. 1t is known.
however, that much of the evidence
upon which the raids were nSda was
gathered by the federal detectives.
No cry will be raised by the district
commissioners of federal interference.
The prosecutions which are to follow
in the courts will be directed by a
presidential appointee, the district at.
torney, who in the District of Colum.
bia has charge of all cases before the
criminal courts.
The president also is giving hearty
federal cooperation In the efforts to
make Washington a clean city from
sanitary point of view. The health
officers of the government are assist
ing the district health Office and from
the marine hospital service work is
being done in this direction.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
ELoPINa UP.To-DATE.

The coatiess man puts careless arm
Round the waist OF the hatless girl.
While over the dustless, mudless roads
In a horseless wagon they whirl.
Like leadless bullet from hammerles
gun.
BY smokeless powder driven.
They fly to taste the speechless joys
BY endless union given.
The only luncheon his coinless purse
Affords to them the means
Is tasteless meal of homeless cod.
With dish OF stringless beans.
lie smokes his tobaccoless pipe,
And laughs mirthless laugh
When papa tries TO coax her back
BY wireless telegraph.
Maurice Rutherford. In Lippincott's.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
Trick OF the Trade.

How In the world did you make
such success In this town." asked
the first beauty doctor. why, came
here two years ago and couldn't make
my salt"
"Oh, you didn't go about II the same
way that l did" replied the second
beauty doctor with a wink.
How was that?"
"Why, as soon as I arrived told
all the girls in town that they were
tooSoretty to need beauty doctor and
then started for the train. Then they
held me In town by orce."---Chicago
Daily News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
Sport:nu Blood.

Lands sakes, Hiram!" exclaimed
Mrs. Hardapple Cider, as they emerged
from the Ultra-Tony lunchroom. do
remove those particles of yaller egg
from yeour whiskers. Folks will no
tice It."
That's Just what l want them to
10, Mandy" drawled Hiram, as he
gazed at himself in store mirror.
When go into swell place where
they charge 25 cents for two eggs
want folks to know it. by gum. Moth.
ing cheap about me.-Chicago Daily
News.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
The Marvel of identity.

Seasons may come and go, Hope,
like bird, may fly away; Passion
may break Its wings against the iron
bars of Fate; Illusions may crumble
as the cloudy towers Of sunset; Faith.
as running water, may slip from be.
meath our feet; Solitude may stretch
itself around us like the measureless
desert sand; Old Age may creep as
The gathering night over our bowed
heads, grown hoary in their shame:
but still, through all, we are the same.
for this is the marvel Of Identity
Eagsard.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
Burrier Violates Parole.

George Burrier, member Of the
famous Clinton gang" will probably
go back to the penitentiary. Burrier,
who was the star member of one of
the VIC gangs OF thieves and bur-
glars - ever infested Iowa, few
days ago became intoxicated at Clin-
ton and was placed under arrest
The police wired Governor Cummins
that he had broken his parole and
promises Of good behavior and 1t is
thought that in view of his record
the governor will send him back to
prison.
Burrier's love of drink, which had
so often been his undoing, is respon-
sible for his latest downfall. During
the heighth of his career he was a
hard drinker, and in several in
stances his capture was effected
through his craving for liquor.
The noted criminal owed both his
conviction and parole to L. E. Fay
of Clinton. From the time $1,000
worth of diamonds were stolen from
the residence of c. A. Fay in Clin-
ton L. E. Fay never rested until
every member of the gang was con-
victed. Burrier's testimony was the
most important evidence against
several of the men, and it was be-
cause of this that Mr. Fay started a
movement for his parole. Since his
release Burrier has conducted a res
taurant at Clinton.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
Blue MIX for Blue People,

Patlence--When the women OF
Arazia go into mourning. they abstain
from milk for eight days. as It's white
color does not accord with the gloom
OF their minds.
Patrlce--I suppose II would be all
right for them to drink II II II was az,
blue as the milk we get over here!-~
Yonkers Statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
Not a Worklnuman.

How many workingmen are there
In this house?" asked the census
enumerator at the door.
Oars no Workman In dis ere
house, boss" replied the ebony gentle
man who answered the knock.
but. don't you live here, and
Jus 'scuse me, sab! My wife Is do
lady OF dis ere house, and she does
take In washln'. sah!"-Yonkers
Statesman.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1907-09-12
n Wasn't Necessary,

We'll" said the doctor, I'm glad to
see that you're able to be up and that
you look SO well, but really you should
have obeyed my instructions. l told
you to remain In bed for three days"
ooh, that wasn't necessary. The
baby upset the medicine you left. So
only got one dose of it"-Chicago REQ
ord Herald