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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-29

If half of what Agostino Guissopi Crosse, an Italian chemist now visit ing here claims he can do turns out to be true sculptors and makers of animal statues generally might just as we'll quit work and begin looking for some other means of livelihood. Gros- so in short claims to have perfected process which he has demonstrated be- fore various organizations abroad by which he can turn living or dead animals, human or otherwise. into stone Instead of chipping an eques- trian stature out of a block of marble in the future, all that will be neces- sary will be to secure horse. put man of his back. apply the new process and presto--a stature true to life in every detail! The dog which has guarded the horse during the life time can after his death occupy the front lawn as a stature while the man who finds his affinity can be sure of keep ing her always by applying the new process immediately. So far MT, Gros- so has confined his experiments to bugs, snakes and smaller animals, even though there does not seem to be any demand for petrified reptiles. But his nrocess will work just as well on human beings, cows. horses or even elephants whether alive or dead. he as- serts. cheerfully offering to petrify any one's pet elephant for nothing. The chemical by which these results are achieved remains a secret, but it is easy 10 see what a complete monopoly of the statue making business Crosse might obtain if he wanted to.
 Longacre.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-29

What local physicians look upon as the most remarkable case In medical history was revealed this week by the autopsy following the death of Mrs. Stevens. who has lived for months with a hole in her heart through which the blood leaked out According to all the laws of science this trouble, the first of It's kind to be recorded, ought to have caused death as soon as 1t began. Mrs. Stevens was literally the sickest person on record, suffering, in addi- tion to the heart trouble which car ried her off, for which a name has not yet been chosen, from at least six other deadly diseases to say nothing of many minor ones. How she lived at all is a mystery. Although but thirty-three years old the list of her troubles sounds like a medical dictionary. At the time of her death she was suffering from Bright's disease, cirrhosis of the liver pachymeningitis, dropsy of the whole body and general edema or puffiness of the brain. In addition to these any of which should have caused death. were a list of minor com plaints making her literally a museum of maladies.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-29

ing over the whole lower part of Manhattan Island with its own streets, shops and systems of transportation Perhaps in time race of real human moles will develop in the metropolis.
 One of the most curious transcon- tinental trips within the memory of the present generation came to a spec tacular close here this week when Ezra Meeker reached this city in a regular old-fashioned prairie schooner drawn by pair of plodding oxen. More than a year ago Mir. Meeker set out from the Pacific coast with the outfit such as is seen nowadays in these parts only in wild West shows, to follow back the old Oregon traA by which he reached the West witk a prairie schooner and a pair of 9Nxen exactly half century ago His pNogress na- turally has not been rapidsas the OK is not built for speed, but il. has been steady and the pair of animals which threw Broadway into excitement have, pulled the schooner about 2.sOO miles of the long journey. Traffic was prac- ticaIly tied us as Mir. Meeker, who Is still hale and hearty at 76. "gee'd" and "hawed" his strange team among the automobiles and cabs. The police had considerable trouble in keeping things moving and were called upon to stop numerous fights between street urchins who were attempting to prove by battle that the strange animals were buffaloes. MT. Meekers long ride was undertaken neither as the result of an election bet nor as a novel health cure, but to arouse interest in his project for a national transcontinental high way to follow the route of the old Ore gon trail-a project which he is going to lay before President Roosevelt just as soon as his OK team can get him to WashinRton
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16
rHE woRkERs NAY

Tsu npssa-aase employer hss eossss
20 realise thar Il r. aasfe "a lnapof.
fant. frosa b@#siases psstns ~ xsr-.
10 have sell preserved sufk nsa .
am = ~ell-osiasi mas siae. aud be car
ssrs "a Insurance fund fns his p.o-
pie, suss 40 BE- maintains a fand for
ssseaAAss and repairs an hs4 engines
This Insurance fuua gef IN" bssiisx
and minds ~ einploYsTa is nos Off
siaIiy Known "a weitaFe epfA IA
means. frat and foremost pgovis-
Ion suf ihc phssseai comfort Of the
man ard woman ~ho NorAs ia ths
shop, and thia ulrana pientY If li1Al
and air good drainage and pore
water supply Il nasAns further. fie-
YaioFs and seats foe wumru work-
ars. baths Tot tbs dirty and lunches
for the hungry II May mean. Eatef.
plcnlea and balls puhjte lectures.
club houaes sad cooking schools but
FOR the present tbs demands ~ The
bssdy are paramount Circle Maya
zine
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16
AN IMPORTANT FORECAST.

Il. r. Miner superintendent of in
surance and statistics. keeps in close
touch with Industrial conditions of
the state, and his opinion is of value
on whatever subject he passes IL. He
is quoted as saying the extremely
dry winter and early spring. succeed
ed by too much rain and unusual cold
will result in a short cotton crop,
In some places three paintings
have been made. and thrifty and
regular stand not yet secured.
Mr. Miners forecast is corrobor-
ated by the movement of the future
market as quoted i'm the daily press.
The advance has been about 50
per bale during the past go days in
the face of O. final crop last Year of
over l3.5OU.U0o bales
An the conditions and probabilities
affecting tine market have been sup
piled direct 20 the farmers who keep
posted by The newspaper market re-
ports and cotton letters based uu the
best Information to be had ail of
which. after July ~. viii have to be
Dut out of the press. thanks to Har-
yi, Jordan and fhc Texas legislature.
BoW rhi drastic prohibition oi
discussion #ud dissemination ut news
.s laiu- to benefit thr formers. who
..u often 400 f1 fheI. uVu advantage
b.. having .h, ures. Ia dlffcrlr to -ee
.f IHi NWr
.I.e..... sI-4rr IEt truth. H
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16
FREIGHT TRAINS ~ COLLISION.


Two Houston and Texas Central
freight trains collided ST an early
hour this morning about one and a
half miles north of Denny, a small
station between kosse and Thornton
The engines ia the collision were No
&25 and No 3o3. They were both
badly damaged and several cars were
wrecked. Engineer q. Haryeson of
Ennis was considerably bruised on
the head and face. Fireman Cornell
of engine 325 was also injured. No
one was seriously hurt. Harveson
was conveyed 10 the hospital at En-
mis- on passenger train No. 5, which
was DELAYED about five hours on ac-
count OF the wreck. Cornell was sent
to Hearne for treatment.
The passenger train on the Fort
Worth branch left Ennis this morn
ing on time. and when No . arrived
the Denver sleeper was attached TO a
freight train and sent to Fort Worth.
No mail from the south was received
here today on account of the acct
dent,
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

state Treasury tiss fNfF httis'''f
NaatHst if-s fhasts ~sssf,sw's' 80
tfsstst

ht. ..t h| H
slate tftasur opposed .ft toss faf
ftl. a HmN tsft HHH rsa'i
fI frHf* fa fta wutf f ih#
rfasIsI .strHae fHra s stepa
ft. ass 20 that department
rasnf fasaI ~ aHrvsinaftif
g. aa Ne aNfs ass taf aFo
ftsfs sss aa expensive lseistt1nFe A
st4f aee. Nffle ftv ffeasaft BIAS lasf
sssa u htnt eaneuaiiafe sn mesf fh*
mgitsHe u 8itm aHa etg*use= Hf
fhn rfNuiaf aHa fpsfsal sessluHH
BE- be- sstinatsa 1hat sac case sH
hana sua tu hs rseetxua @lls eaFtt
fhv feNwmae funa auitl the latter
part - Aagusg ana lmtn ths flfsf 81
Sspfsntsr The mew tas biils asaF
csaas 5 stlmulas and nfinN ihs as~
cNs@rs money 70 80. over Another
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16
DEATH AND TN FAULTY RAJ.

II the steel trust is NOT responsible
for the defective rails which have
added new danger 90 fast Railroad
travel In the United States II rs
hoped that the American Railway ass
ISOLATION win shortly find out who ia
1t Is more than likely that The de-
feet In the steel rails turned out by
that IL has been discovered only
through the strain put upon the rails
by the heavy and fast-mosing pas
senger trains. whose speed has been
greatly Increased In the last few
years
We hear nothing of broken rails
In England, where high speed has
been the rule for more than gener-
alton. and yet in this country the op-
Grating trunk lines hay. been forced
to the conclusion that "A dangerous
percentage of the recent deraiiments
and wrecks OF fast passenger trains
is due to this cause.
Is the latent flaw which causes
the rails to snap and break under
the impact Of a fast train due TO lack
of skill in American steel workers,
or TO earelessness and profit saving
on the part OF the steel trust?
The question is vital one to Am
orleans, in whom the travel habit
is more strongly developed than in
any other people. The readiest way
to get 1t answered would be to re-
duce the tariff of 81 ton on steel
rails TO point at which foreign iron
masters may compete for sales to
American roads
The monopoly which enables a
trust 10 beat down all competition at
home puts premium upon bad work
in steel making, as it does in all 9TH
er industry. TO break the monopoly
would do more to abolish bad work
| than can be accomplished by all the
pleadings of the railroad men who
are going to take up the matter of
bad rails with the steel men.
If this can not be done, both VIII
suffer. for when death is known to
lurk in the rail, Americans are Ger
tain to lose much of the travel habit
which makes business for both.-St
Louis Republic.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

To car HaraharAt~ fsi.ssSs as
.aas n express aaf sinesfe saasss
for ksnaa.sN shuwa - oe sng las.
ssss sssss @han ~cas 10 As s~as
uas fashsF. REMAINS ~ seur eity et
ihr dead
To the phyaaclsea ~hu naei % and
~aa sepf shat gH@st is~aafsfgg floral
offering "a. ~u@Ad e=y God bless
.na and sausitfF tuas wlHsst Fasiufaa
81 tisv fesEsf ana heaiinE - The SICK
aad suffering. aad may SnH asiis
rros sate the imagr ~ ths sreat
ray xseiAu wno la4ed gs snd sarv
himself fer as
sad 49, d. Sc heartily thank the
aaassnA tnf ;beis aind services aad
fer the beautiful ceremony ~hich 30
sstsenaa thv pains - parting Mas
roar erdFg grows and prosper and
routtnne io bc blessing 30 man
hind
Ne shank Brother Mcpherson aud
Brother Mcclure for their presence
and for the4y mnsg acceptable seF
vlces
To ,xsgs friend vho ho8ored our
fathers iaaE sud useful ilfe bf thetr
presence Il his grave and for avery
sfynpat hi9sus tear that fell IN behalf
Of ~ ~ho are left behind, Ne feel q
gratitude which gre cannot express.
God help us 10 ike more and more
for thr eternal happiness of others,
and 80 fuIfI the end for which We
were created
NJ W McAFEE.
MRS. HELEN McAFEE.
<ENA FIoRER
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

rs Aufnaia aHd rstuFu. fi"-H Ar.
eaaut mseInx Ffatsggai uavI nf
Eamiss sa ssis Mas @a at &c.
t4mlt Mas esfd
Caspas vbflsn ara re'lru tilet
us sale Ste sfH sra sstt i4mH
Nay lsf
ia hmart Na. saa afa fEfhA.
sefnasf rnafrslsrsfs Nsfsfsgs
rsanian uE ale Ma ttt frfh
40 gksa fAmm fsats NiFhm 30
uH af s 1ats ttth
NasfaAE va snA fesnrn sass# Ac
eaanf 3smssfown Eapaa3f ien "a
sale MAY ls fo NaF .a8t lmit
afss~u AA7s ffom cate ~ ssls
FsaF fnfthes Information regard
snx fatus. nuaies aua ffnE ntsTs aaii
kafv patseAEsr aeEus.
"a GEORGE sssuf
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16
II. and r. &. Round Trip Rates.

Norfolk, Va.--Account jamestown
Exposition. On sale May 1st to
November goth. Rate $3S.S0. FIJI
teen days limit. For other dates
rates and limits call II. & T. c.
passenger depot or see
Corpus Christi, TeX.-On sale May
9th api 2Sth. Rate $13.S5. Lin
it 20 leave Corpus Christi May 81.
San Antonio-On sale May goth and
21st. Rate 5000. Limit to leave
San Antonio May 23rd
Richmond, Va.-On sale May 26th,
9th and 2Sth. Rate s27.S5. Lin
it to leave Richmond, June nth.
Fort Worth-On sale June 9Th and
morning train June 9Th. Rate
$40. Limit June IA.
Houston-On sale May 18th. Rate
s415. Limit to leave Houston
May Goth.
Galveston-On sale May IS. Rate
$40. Limit to leave Galveston
May Goth.
Beaumont-On sale June 9Th. Rate
s1O.45. Limit to leave Beaumont
June 18Th.
Houston-On sale June 9th. Rate
$3.50. Limit to leave Houston
June 18th.
Philadelphia, Pa.-On sale July H.,
~ and 18th. Rate s41.45. Limit
20 leave Philadelphia July %.
Fort Worth-On sale May 22d and
C:aS %. m train OF 23rd, Rate
$40. Limit May 25th.
San Antonio sale June 9Th
and 18th. Rate s920 Limit June
10th.
Z G. KENNEDY, T. A.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

County Judge Spencer and the
four members of the commissioners
court, Tom Martin. A. y. Thomas. J.
II James and Ed Lowe, went out To
inspect the county farm today and
were guests at dinner of ]. +. Jones.
the farm superintendent. 1t was a
tempting feast placed before the
honorable court. There were snap
beans, peas, Irish potatoes and white
headed cabbage, all grown on the
farm this year by Mr. Jones. The
members of the court also had at
their disposal large dish of spring
chicken that had been temptingly
prepared by Mrs. Jones.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

a~sleseney. IL IL shoaEAs Enc 4ssleasn
rs Will ues sro0 20 very sAYss pswpasr
tsoas or iass aas great lvngih ~
siu1s
There ~ nns contingency ~hsch
stands la the sat If g&ssstss. CASH
basis bs-s oaa September aaa shas
H. sstffns contracts fas sapallss ay
tire state pufeAasing as.ns sar th~
si@sat Ye#F ensst sxseneins 6@ps~tsspef ].
tbs bids afe op@avd ard a@<fd4
naasie su laly sad August and isost
~ the deliveries permissible a. sassn
thereafter a. ps,aslhle. although @afs
eaasa can auk ISSUE therefor uatll af.
s~r tbs beginning Of Tao fiscal Yssf.
Sept ! after which this mes appfop'
flAtions are available The pagca4m
iag agent huSs something oxsf IL
eco 600 softh ~ supplies ssef3 -
quite a bulk ~ them aF@ delivered
at the start The noa p"g.shabis sta
pies AZ. delivered Ia as ihfge qaHuti-
ties ~ the tnstitufiug stnfcheussm
nan aell hold This ia done 81 order
10 seeuce cheaper prices. bay in car
Tots and save freight The bidders
figure ga immediate deliver and
huy in she market 10 protect theme
solves. as soon as they receive mott
ficutiou ~ success Al OF this means
a drain on the treasury aud the cash
balance ON Sept ] wlil be- consider
ably dsiudled after that date. II not
entirely exhausted
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16
BRONCHIAL TROUBLES.
Readily Yield to Soothing, Healing
Treatment of Hyomei

Bronchial troubles are purely
local. They cannot be helped by
stomach dosing. They are caused by
irritation in the air passages and
can be relieved and cured by medi-
Gated air alone. In this lies the Sc
cret of the great success of Hy-o- mel
in the treatment of bronchial trou-
bies.
The Hy-o-mei medication, laden
with natures remedies, is breathed
through the neat pocket inhaler
that comes with every outfit, reach
ing every part of the bronchial tubes
and killing at once the disease germ
II allays all irritation and heals the
inflammation of the mucuous mem
brane with astonishing rapidity.
Treatment with sprays, douches
and atomizers in bronchial troubles
is condemned by the best physicians,
as they cause further irritation.
The first breath of Hy-o-mei' s
indicated air seems to soothe the
inflammation, stop the cough, and
thus relief soon becomes perman-
ent and q cure results.
Hy-o-mci has made many remark
able cures in the worst and most
chronic forms of bronchial troubles
and is sold by Hood d Curtin with
the same guarantee as they give
wien Hy-o-mci is purchased for ca
tarrh. that is. 10 refund the money
in case the remedy does not give
satisfaction The complete outfil
costs hut 800 $3.50
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

Nashville. Tenn May Nc y cy-
clone strurh Mount Peiia, near Mar
fiu. Wcakiey county. Tuesday night
doiug much damage. The Baptist
church. several residences, one bust
ness house aud O. number uf barns.
we're wrecked The wife Of Pat Gard
nor. who Nas sck with measles Nas
frEnt,uyd BOB death Hy che lmb of
n .... NUiHE uu rbe house
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

Reading. Cal. May is North.
bound Portland passenger train No.
on the Southern Pacific was run
into BIS Two light engines at Copely
Tuesday night Brakeman William
Jones of Sacramento Was Instantly
billed Both engines were wrecked.
and the mail and baggage cars were
badly damaged
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

UuD Hartman. standard bred aad
registered. viii serve "a few choice
Waf.. at $4,000. Boh can be- seen at
Esd s,H Training stable on jack
sau ...uvI tlg is tbe fastest standard
bred pasiuE howe Bee Ellis county
UtWm Williams. owner Az MeGee,
manager -
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

Get busy is the name OF paper
issued occasionally by the board OF
trade of New Orleans This should be
the motto OF every citizen of Waxa-
hachie Get busy 80 something
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

Or.uo Laxative Fruit Syrup is best
for women and children. Its mild ac-
tiou and pleasant taste makes u
preferable TO violent purgatiyes, such
as pills. tablets. etc. Get the booklet
and % sample of Oriuo az n W Fear
Ia
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

The woman justice of the peace
in Chicago declares she does CAS- much
work as any six male justices IN the
city. But she'll have to DO better
than that before she does ANYTHING
worth Dragging about
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

Any erroneous reflection upon the
character, standing or reputation of
any person, firm or corporation that
may appear in the columns of the
Daily Light viii be gladly corrected
upon its being brought to the atten-
ton of the management
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

a Denver man claims to have iu-
vented liquid that viii make luy-
body's voice beautiful There arc nl-
ready several liquids ou tH' mar-
ssf that win mah. uuE ludg ,h.Hk
Do, bias t beautiful voice
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

His IS Yoa issoa aasftet uid
mAn
Nieks Why ahnNldNH toeA
~osst~a aS wife and thrs-a 8&mEhs
tefs have all guns into Christian
science. aud no~ / have TO do the
worrying for IA. ~hos. fsmsls
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16
The Enterprise Publishing Com

pany is in nowise responsible for
debts that may be contracted by en-
ployes, nor will we assume payment
OF such debts under any circum
stances. Every employe of this office
is paid promptly for work done. This
is to protect ourselves and the sell
ing lic.-ENTERPRISE PUB
LISTING COMPANY, Per G.. w. Nc
Knight, Manager.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

John l.. sullivan says Jim Jeffries
can lick him. We're beginning to un-
derstand why John refuses 10 marry
a widow
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

NaFsaa Z shnsesi Gafa faes~ ters~s
snu wrnse as~. ana - ss~ssisss para ss'ss-
uasry gls sss41 Marss@ sw~ Ne go
- was SO gsaa ~ s@~ yee w.r~ gss
gs~s
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

Every brick or cement sidewalk in
front of your property adds to the
permanent improvement of the town.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-05-16

J. c. KENNEDY. T. A.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-05-30

The announcement of the death of
Capt. Alfred Deaderick, which occur
red yesterday at Jonesboro, will be
read with general regret throughout
the state and with genuine sorrow by
many acquaintance and friends in this
city. Capt. Deaderick was a son of
the late Chief Justice Desderick, OF
Jonesboro. He was loyal Tennes-
sean and gallant soldier in the con-
federate army during the war, enter
ing the service at IS years as a private
and coming out captain before he was
twenty years of age. Up to afew years
ago Capt. Deadorick took a keen inter
est in the politics of the state and was
an Influential democratic leader in
East Tennessee He was man of ster-
ling worth and true to the ideals of the
old-time southern gentleman to the
day of his death. His former comrades
here and about over the state will
mourn him as courtly gentleman, q
brave soldier and good citizen gone
before them "to the everlasting shade
of the trees Of the other side. Chat
tanooga Times.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-05-30

Miss Julia A. Sears, of the chair OF
mathematics in Peabody College for
Teachers, is the first teacher in the
South to receive the benefit of the
foundation fund recently established
by Andrew Carnegie, whereby teach
ers who have served colleges Of certain
high standard for required period
may retire upon a liberal salary fol
the remainder of their days-She viii
receive $1,000 year for life. She hal
taught in Pealvrly College 80 years
sinch it was founded in 1875.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-05-30
County Court Land Sale,
In the County Court at Knoxville,
Knox County, Tennessee.
W. M. Feltz ct ais,
vs..
James Morgan ct ais.
No. 1856.

Pursuant to o decree pronounced in
the above cause at the May term, 1907,
of the County Court of Knox County,
Tennessee, I will offer for sale to the
highest bidder, in front of the Law
Court House door in johnson City,
Tennessee, on
SATURDAY, JUNE 18TH 1907.
at 10 O'Clock, the land described in the
pleadings and described as follows:
Situate in the 9th district Of Washing
ton county, Tennessee, in the Carnegie
addition to johnson City, adjoining
the lands of Ruth Boren, Elizabeth
Range ct ais, containing J acre, more
or less, being the same tract of land
conveyed to Mary Jane Feltz by Isaac
Shoecraft, January 4, 1890, aud render
ed in Volume &c page 511 Register s
office, Washington county, Tennessee.
Said land will be sold for one third
cash in hand, one third ID six months
and one third in twelve months time,
taking good personal security and re-.
tanning lien as additional security.
This, May Is, 1907.
JNo. NJ. CURRIER, Clerk.
By ". A j. MOORE, D. G.
NOBLE SM1THsoN, Sol.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1907-05-30

The Chattanooga Times is q regular
journalistic Nibbe because the air and
some papers are filled with distress
ing" stories about patronage promised
that has not been delivered. TearfulIy
it walls; "They are doing the state
harwsnd creating schism in the dem
ocratic party not all the adhesive per-
suasion of future patronage can RENE
dy." Yet the Times magnifies and
dignifies all that it can hear of, and
publishes them with hypocritlcal pre-
tension of sorrow instead of the un.
bounded JOY and supreme satisfaction
it would feel if there were any truth in
them. Why don't some of the people
who have been given the Arkansat
cross-lift show when, where, and how
they were whangdoodled ?-American