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Long Live the King!

is the popular cry turnout European
countries! while in America, the cry
of the present day is "Long live DR..
Kings New Discovery, King of
the Throat and Lung Remedies!" of
which Mrs. Julia Ryder Paine, Truro,
Mass, says: cit never fails to give
Immediate relief and to quickly cure a
cough Or cold" Mrs. Paine's opinion
is shared by majority of the inha5it-
ants of this country. New discovery
cures weak lungs and sore Threats
after all other remedies have failed !;
and for coughs and colds it's the only
sure cure. Guaranteed by j. r.
Kruger, druggist. SOC and 81. Trial
bottle free.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06
Saving cigar money to pay for q beau
tJuL lot In u fashionable cemetery.

Saving cigar money to pay JOT q beau
tituI lot In u fashionable cemetery.
out of myself, nor have had any over
weening desire to see your name In the
rating books with seven figures after
it. [ have no objection to millionaires.
They average up pretty well with the
rest of humanity. But I believe If you
could pin 'em right down to the truth
the majority of them would admit that
they don't get as much real pleasure
out of life as some Of us who have to
scramble for our ham and eggs. And,
looking at it in this way, have never
tried to instill into your mind that mon
ey getting and money keeping were the
chief end of man. l have rather been
inclined to let you work out your finan-
cial salvation along your own lines, es-
pecially as my views on this subject
are not strictly orthodox.
A Different Proposition.
But the business of piling up dollars
Just for the pleasure of looking at the
pile and the task of securing enough
OF the same dollars to provide the ne
cessities and some Of the luxuries for
oneself and ones family, with a mar
gin for emergencies, are two entirely
different propositions. A man isn't
much Of a man who doesn't look after
his own to the very best of his ability,
and. moralize as we will, there's no
getting around the fact that money is
to certain extent the basis of happi~
ness In our stage Of civilization. The
bliss Of poverty and the joys Of the
simple life are all very well in poetry
and philosophy, but when you come to
hitching 'em up to practical everyday
life they won't work out to suit us. A
dry axle squeaks for oil, and poverty,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06
July g. Aug. 10.
Sheriff'S Sale.

Notices hereby given that by virtue, Of
a judgment of the District Court for
Stevens county, Minnesota, rendered on
July 1, 1907, in favor of Timothy Murphy
as executor of the estate of William Foley
deceased, and against John House and
Elizabeth House, for the sum of $SO66.S9, a
copy of which certified by the clerk OF
said court having been delivered to me, l
will sell at public auction to the highest
bidder for cash, at the front door of the
court house, in the city of Morris, Stevens
county, Minnesota, on the 18th day OF
August, A: D. 1907, at 10 O'Clock A. NJ. the
following described real property, sltuat-
ed in Stevens county, Minnesota: The
northeast quarter (ne1D of section four "a
and the south half (s1D and the northwest
quarter (nw14 of the northwest (nwlA OF
section three ~, all of township one hun
dred twenty-three 1928, north of range
forty-three (49 west.
Dated July 5, 1857.
JEREMIAH F. DONOVAN,
Sheriff of Stevens county. MINI.
JANIS B. ORMOND,
Attorney for Judgment Creditor.
Morris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06


"a 10y DEAR JOHN send the
r" inclosed check with mingled
feelings of pleasure and re-
gret-pleasure that am in a
position to spare the money, regret
That you should find it necessary to
a.. for it, You made no explanation
OF cur need, but the fact that you did
need it worries me little. You know,
M boy, that have never been much
of a hand to harp on money matters. l
have always held that there are OBJ
jects in life more important than the
accumulation Of fortune for my heirs
to quarrel over. The tables which
show how much dollar at compound
interest will amount to in a hundred
years never appealed to me. I can use
the dollar to better advantage now
than somebody else can use the inter-
est after am dead. The eloquent fig
ures which prove that If man saves
his cigar money rfgidly he will in the
course of lifetime acquire enough to
pay for a beautiful and most desira bly,
situated lot in fashionable cemetery
never interested me in the least. AS
q straight investment a good cigar Is
worth all it costs. 1t will pay larger
dividends than it's equivalent in cash
put away in a bank. If drawn upon in
moderation, it makes man a better
husband, better citizen, better
Christian. But here I am wandering
away right at the start. I always fly
the track when I begin to talk about
smoke.
To get back to the forks of the road,
never figured on making millionaire
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06
July g. Aug. 10.
Sheriff'S Sale.

Notice is hereby given that by virtue of
a iud gment of the district court for Stew
ems county, Minnesota, rendered on July
1, 1907, in favor of Sarah E. Grace and
against Edward o. Hudspeth and Annie
Hudspeth for the sum of S867.54 copy of
which certified by the clerk of saia court
having been delivered to me, I will sell
cash at the front door of the court house
in the City of Morris, Stevens county,
Minnesota. on the 18th day of August, A.
D. 1907, at 10 O'Clock A. M, the following
described real property, situated in Stew
ems county Minnesota; the northwest
quarter (nw1D of section thirty go, town
ship one hundred twenty-six Q26), north
of range fort y-three (43) west.
Dated July 5th 1907.
JEREMIAH F. DONOVAN,
Sheriff OF Stevens County, Mimi.
JAMES B. ORMOND,
ATTORNEY for Judgment Creditor,
Norris MINI.
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ner saves ana
more, what's the
use? No, son,
she must know
just what the
situate is and
m u s t pull au
even trace III
your direction.
She'll do it If
she knows. You
can't expect her
to If she doesn't.
Men are mostly
to blame for ex-
travagant wom-
an tho father
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06

the pleasure of it, tor and some
of us insist upon cake. We must
have good homes and warm beds and
presentable clothes. We must have
book and newspapers and cigars and
chocolate sundaes. and we've got to
have money to buy 'em unless we can
get the fellow to charge it.
And this brings me around to the
main point that I want to push into
your cerebellum. The moment you be-
gin to spend money you haven't got
you enter on the road to trouble, and
It's blamed short distance to your
destination. No matter what your in
core is, ff it's enough to cover the
reasonable demands of your family
you can live right up to the ragged
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06

instead of sing
ing gladstone
roundelays, hol-
lers for help.
Wecan't be hap
py unless we
are fort
able, and our
ideas of COM
fort nowadays
are such that
n o t b ing but
money will pro
vide it. We
~, " or N q " a
bread and but
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06

sfderations perfectly proper; that you
and your dear little girl, dear to me
and your mother as we'll as to you, are
trotting down the big road at just the
pace and in just the direction we
would have you go. Still, what have
said or tried to say won't do you any
harm, and so I push it over to you with
my love and my blessing. Yours as
ever, JOHN SNEED.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06
Mich Cows for Sale.

[ have fifteen Or more good milk
COWS for sale. These are all we'll bred
and will make valuable addition to
any dairy herd. J. BERKIN.
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Grass for sale.

I want to sell, this coming week,
the grass on the Northwest quarter of
Section twenty -one in Pepperton
Township. LEWIS G. SPooNER.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06
For Sale Cheap.

Thorobred registered shorthorn bull.
6 years old. J. H. Devenney.
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The Making Of a
Successful Husband
By cAsPAR S. YOsT.

Money Doesn't Insure Happiness.
but the Lack, Of II, Is Sometimes
Fatal to Ideal Housekeeping - Co.
ind Into Debt IL a Hazardous Pro-
cedure For the Newly Married. -
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AlloaOed to belieUe that q bottomJess bGl
rel Is readily accessible.

ALLO1DeU 10 DeL1eOG tnQt u DOCLOmGeSS DGf-
rel Is readily accessible.
butcher, the baker or even the candle
stick maker. Pay cash on the spot for
everything you buy. Then you can at
least be sure that no overgrown bills
will fly up and bump you in the face
the first Of the month. Then you need
have no fear Of pesky collectors hiding
In ambush at every corner. Then you
can walk straight down the main street
with your head up like thoroughbred,
and you can look any man square in
the eye and say, "Doggone your pic
ture, I don't owe you blamed cent?!
I tell you, John, no man knows the joy
Of independence until he has been
through the mill Of the gods that grind
smallest Of all. Old Tom Jefferson de-
clared that all men are entitled to life,
liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
The man in debt is permitted to live,
but the rest is denied him. How in the
name of Christopher Columbus can
poor incumbered critter pursue happi-
ness when he himself is being pursued
around the block and down the alleys
by a Nemesis with bill? He can't do
1t, and you can bet your last nickel
that happiness is not going to hunt him
up. She's lady, all right, and there
fore to be wooed, but no man in debt
ever yet got on her eligible list.
Now, son, it may be that I've gone
off half cooked in this matter, as I'll
admit I often do. 1t may be that your
request for money is based upon con-
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06

Paiing up dollars for
the pleasure of it.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06

edge Of a deficit and still rattle along
through life contented and happy
Mind you, don't recommend that kind
Of a Irritation with Fortune. You have
no doubt heard that she is a tickle jade,
and I know by experience that she Is
not only inconsistent, but tricky. She'l IL
throw you down just about the time
you get pulled up with the idea that
you're her best beau, and sometimes,
not satisfied with that, she'll calmly
sit down upon you and go to sleep.
I've heard that she has fondness for
highballs, and this, if true, might ex-
plain some Of her vagaries; but, how
ever that may be, it won't do to trust
her, and it's safer and wiser to leave
a margin for emergencies when you
are letting loose your income.
A Mighty Temptation.
Whether you keep on the firm ice or
skate around the edge Of the danger
hole, you're all right unless you fall in,
and then the Lord help you. Debt is
the easiest hole in the world to get
into and the hardest to get out Of.
When your mother and I were young
sters like you and Anna May, we had
the same temptation to get outside our
pasture and Craze in the tall grass. We
jumped the fence, just as you are do
ing, I'm afraid, and struck out joy
fully for "green fields beyond the swell
ing food" We had a gay time for
awhile, but it was a mighty short
while, and then we struck the rocks.
We were head over heels in debt, so
deep that getting out seemed an i'm
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1907-07-06

copyright, 1906, by C. s. Yost.1
Va RY DEAR JOHN send the
l" Enclosed check with mingled
feelings Of pleasure and re
<ns - or,o+ ,,1oocyrpo thof M IN @
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07
WHY HE DID NOT LAUGH,
Humorist's Sense of Modesty Kept
Him Silent.

A certain well-known humorist re-
Gently attended banquet at which he
was seated beside man who seemed
to have almost mania for story-tell-
ing. He began with the oysters and
had at least one story for each course
clear down to the Roquefort The hui
morist listened in patience, but did not
smile or make any comment Finally
the story-teller noticed the fact that
he was not elicitlng any expressions Of
mirth, and, being one who was not at
all afflicted with difldence, he asked:
Say, old man, what's the matter with
my stories, anyhow? You haven't
cracked smile over any of them"
IF I haven seemed to appreciate
your stories you will have to blame
my modesty." your modesty? There's
nothing about any of the stories I've
told that ought to interfere with any
body's modesty. At least I supposed
they were clean. If there's a double
meaning in any of them, for heavens
sake tell me. I told nearly everyone
of them to a lot of women the other
ni~ht.' There's nothing at all the
matter with them. They're good, clean
stories. Nevertheless, my modesty
forbids me to Taught at them. wrote
them"
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07
To Save Marble BUILDINGS.

1t has been estimated that the COM
bustion of coal in London discharges
at least half million tons of sulphur
ic acid into the air each year, and the
effect upon certain building stones is
disastrous. The acid washed down
" rains attacks the lime of marbles,
limestones and calcareous sandstones,
forming gypsum and causing the sur
face to swell and crumble A treat.
ment for the decaying stonework is
the application Of solution of baryta,
which forms an insoluble sulphate
With the gypsum and liberates lime,
which the carbnoic acid of the all
converts into the original binding
cement Of the stone. Referring to an
experience at the Chapter house at
Westminster, Prof. A. H. Church says
that carving so soft as to be brought
away by the finger was made sound
and harder than the newly quarried
stone
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07
cHIMPANzEE HAD MUCH FUN.
Escaped from French Circus for Brief
Spell Of Liberty.

A large chimpanzee performing at
fair in Montmartre, France, escaped
recently, and created panic in the
district. The animal gives his per-
Torrance under the direction Of La
Goulue, the NOUN Rouge dancer who
took to lion tanning and went through
her marriage ceremony in lions
den. zizi, as he is called, escaped
while his keepers attention was mo-
nentarily attracted elsewhere, and
made straight for the Metropolitan
railway station at the Boulevard
Barbes. Entering the booking Office
he nearly frightened the woman book
ing clerk out of her wits. He seized
bundles of tickets, and amused him
self by f1inging them into the air and
watching their descent in shower.
When he had thus made an end Of
several hundreds of packages he ran
into the station, creating panic
among the waiting passengers. They
fed across the line and down the
stairs into the street, and two police
men and six porters were summoned
to try and capture Zizi. AS soon as
Zizi saw them coming he bolted down
tho line, and was 50 anxious to es-
cape his pursuers that he did not no.
tice an approaching train. The driv-
er pulled up in time to avoid killing
the animal, and Zizi capered of on
another line, and stopped second
train in the same way. After much
chasing and lodging Zizi was even
tually caught in sack, put into a
strait waistcoat, and taken to the
police station, where La Goulue ap-
peared and bailed him out early the
next morning.
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Justice for Wives.

a bill to give married women the
control of their own earnings in
France has reached the stage of the
second reading. AS things are now,
if married woman earns a dollar by
taking in washing, or thousands of
dollars by writing a successful novel,
every cent of it belongs to her hus.
band. If she secures the money and
puts it in the bank, she cannot draw
it out without his written consent, but
he can draw it out without hers and
spend it as he pleases. For Il years
women have been working to get this
law changed.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07

ORDER FOR HEARING ON
PETITION FOR DETERMINA-
TON OF HEIRS OF HOME
STEAD SETTLER.
State of Minnesota, County of
Marshall, SIS.
In Probate Court, Special Term
November 9th, 1907.
In the Matter of the Determine
tion of the Heirs of Alfred NJ.
Halvorson, Deceased Homestead
Settler.
~ORDER FOR HEARING.
On reading and filing the petition
of Halvor A. HaIvorson praying,
among other things, for the judicial
determination, by this Court. of
who are the heirs of Alfred M.
HalvorsOn, deceased homestead
settler, and what are the respective
rights and interests of such heirs in
the homestead land of said deceased,
and to assign said homestead to the
parties legally entitled to the same.
1t is Ordered, That said petition
and said matter be heard and
examined on Saturday the thirtieth
day Of November A. D. 1907. at ten
O'Clock A. NJ. of said day. at the
office of the Probate Court at War;
rem, in said County and State.
1t is Further Ordered, That notice
thereof be given to all persons in
terested by publishing this order
once in each week for three success
sive weeks Immediately prior to said
date of hearing in the Warren Sheaf,
a weekly newspaper printed and
published at Warren, in said County
and State.
Dated at Warren. Minnesota. this
9Th day of Novembe A. D., 1907.
BY the Court,
Peter H. Holm,
(SeaD Judge of Probate Court.
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Killed by Dynamite.

Duluth, Mimi, Nov. 5.-Three Ital-
ians were killed and two injured in a
mysterious explosion of dynamite
which occurred near Coleraine. Sew
eral Italians were keeping bachelor
quarters near the mine. The cabin
was dynamited at 4 o'clock in the
morning. Three were killed, two in
jured and the remaining two escaped
unhurt.
The men recently withdrew from
the Western Federation of Miners
and it is suspected that some of the
more violent had something to do
with the affair.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07
CITATION FOR HEARING ON
FINAL ACCOUNT AND FOR
DISTRIBUTION.

BUTTON.
Estate of Sarah Mack, deceased.
State of Minnesota, County of
Marshall. in Probate court. In the
Matter of the Estate of Sarah Mack.
Decedent:
The State of Minnesota to Thomas
81. Mack. Emma G. Mack, David A.
Mack, Eta Davidson, James r.
Mack, William E. Mack, Ernest S.
Mack. Violet Mack and Berdie
Brown and all persons interested in
the final account and distribution of
the estate of said decedent: The re-
preventative of the above named
decedent, having filed in this court
his final account of the administra-
tlon of the estate of said decedent,
together with his petition praying
for the adjustment and allowance of
said final account and for distribu-
tion of the residue of said estate to
the persons thereunto entitled:
Therefore. You, and Each of You.
are hereby cited and required to
show cause. if any you have. before
this court at the Probate Court
Rooms in the City of Warren, in the
County Of Marshall, State of Mime
sofa. on the 30th day of November,
1907. at ten o'clock a. NJ. why said
petition should not be granted.
Witness. the Judge CT said court,
and the Seal of said Court, this 5th
day of November, 1907.
Peter n. Holm,
Court SeaD Probate Judge.
julius J. Olson,
Attorney for Petitioner,
Warren, MINI.
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ROYAL Spats,

We read in an ancient chronicle
that when a letter not altogether
courteous was sent to the emperor
OF Japan by the emperor Of China, the
mikado opened his answer thus: ''The
emperor of the land where the sun
rises addresses himself to the, EN-.
peror of the land where the sun SETS"
On another occasion, when the Chi
nese emperor had the audacity to de-
mand the submission of Japan, that
spirited country chopped off the heads
of the luckless ambassadors!
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07
After the Utes.

Omaha, Neb., Nov, 5.-Plans have
been perfected at the headquarters of
the depa tment of the Missouri for a
winter mpaign against the rene
gade Ut IN South Dakota.
Acting 4 orders from Washington
after White House conference two
additional squadrons of the Second
cavalry were sent from Fort Des
Moines to the Cheyenne river reser-
walton in South Dakota, and Compa-
ny K left Fort Crook to garrison Fort
Des Moines during the absence of the
Second cavalry at the scene of the
trouble. . w. "
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SWEDISH LUTHERAN,

SWEDISH LUTHERAN.
e. 0. Chelgren. Pastor.
Services next Sunday in Vega
church at 1890 a. 10. In Warren at
1880 p. m.
Next Tuesday, Nov. 18th there will
be dedication and installation
festivities in the Warren church.
The services will begin at 1890 a.
NJ, when the church will be dedicat-
ed. Installation services will be
held in the afternoon, beginning at
2:30. In the evening.at 80 a Young
Peoples festival will be held.
Rev. j. A. Krantz, president of
the Minnesota Conference and Prof.
P. A. Madison, PHI. D., d. D..
president of Gustavus Adolphus
College, will be the speakers of the
occasion. The ministers of the
Red River district will also be in at
tendance. We extend a cordial in
vitation to our people and friends
from far and near. to these
festivities.
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Auction Sale.

Wednesday, Nov. 18th. 1907. at 10
O'Clock a. NJ, on my farm in section
p. miles east of Warren. in town
of McCrea. the old Ostrom farm.
will sell at public auction the follow
ing described property, to wit:
One team of gray mares, 10 years
old, weight 5000; one black team.
9 and 10 years old, weight 5000: one
gray team. ana s years old, weight
$500; one gray team 10 years old.
weight $500; one bay team, 5 years
old, weight 1900; one pony; II head
of cattle, consisting of 10 mich
COWS. yearling heifer, one Short
horn bull: Is head of shoats; 2 male
hogs and one old SOW: 3 wagons; two
buggies; l road wagon: l hay rack;
gang plows; 2 Deering binders: 1
Kentucky drill; l mower: l rake;
one disc; 1-four section drag; one
spring tooth harrow; l bob sleigh;
one water trough; l sheep dipping
tank; 8 dozen chickens: ID Toulous
geese and other articles too numer-
Gus to mention.
Free lunch at noon.
TERMS:- Cash or bankable paper
due Nov. 1st, 1908. drawing 10 per
cent interest. Five per cent dis
count for cash on sums over $40.
James T. Gillian,
W. II. Dixon, Owner.
AuctiOneer.
The Sheaf has some good scraoQh
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AND DANISH M. E.

Rev. @. j. Rynning. Pastor.
Morning service at 1890 a. m.
Sunday school at D. NJ.
Evening service at 1880 D. m.
On Friday. Nov. 18Th Rev. H. g.
Munson. of Duluth. Mimi. will
preach and the LORDS communion
will be administered.
All are cordially welcome.'
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07

Buy your lumber and other build
ing material from the St. Hi]aire
Retail Lumber Co. Their Warren
yard is located on the east side of
the Great Northern tracks. -.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07
Secret Service Officer Killed

Denver, Col, Nov. 5.-Joseph Walk
er an United States secret service
man, said to be gathering evidence to
be used in prosecuting persons indict-
ed tor Iral.. slent entries on coal
lands was shot and Instantly killed
by an employee of the Hesperus mino
near Durango. J, 4.
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AUCTION SALE,

I will sell at public sale at my
farm in sec. 81, Vega, on Thursday.
Nov. IA, 1907, 10 o'clock a. NJ, the
following described property. to wit:
head of horses, 9 mich COWS and
all my farm machinery.
John q. Smith.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07
METHODIST EPISCOPAL.

A. A. Myers, Pastor. -.
There will be services next Sunday
with subjects as follows:
Morning, '"The All-Prevalent
One."
Evening, ''Three of the Sweet
nesses of Life.''
A hearty welcome to all.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1907-11-07

FOR SALE.-A REMINGTON tvpe-
writer, good as new. y. A. Board
son, March, MINI. 2t.