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Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
chagrined at the directors Illustration

chagrined at the directors Illustration
of his plans.
The whole affair dates back to last
summers races for the Upton cup at
San Diego, when the Mischief II car
ried off the trophy so easily as to make
1t appear that she far outclassed her
rival, and no true yachtsman can rest
easy in such circumstances. Besides
being deprived of q true test of their
skill the S. C. Y. c. boys were afforded
very shabby treatment at San Diego
though not directly at the hands of the
yacht club there, as has been err
roneously stated.
A prominent member said yesterday:
1--WE have no complaint to make of the
San Diego yachtsmen; they are true
sportsmen and good fellows, but their
membership is not very great, and the
people there did not offer them any
support; in fact no one but yachtsmen
attended our celebration there, and the
boys feel that it is only fair that the
San Diego club should come here now,
we have been there two years in sue"
ceSSion."
'It is true that the deed of gift ex-
plicitly provides that the Upton cup
shall be raced for within ten miles OF
San Diego, but we suggested that they
communicate with the donor with a
view to having it modified, but to this
they turned a deaf ear"
The deed of gift also requires that
the cup revert to San Diego by July l,
regardless of who wins it, so it is likely
that the whole affair will now be
dropped.
Instead of the San Diego trip, the
S. C. Y. C. will probably cruise to
Santa Barbara in August and enter the
races there, besides being represented in
San Francisco.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
Upton CUP CHALLENGE
MAY NOT BE MADE
INDEPENDENT OF CLUB

The directors of the South Coast
Yacht club unanimously decided in a
meeting held Friday evening, that no
member should challenge for the Lip
ton cup Independently and retain his
membership IN that organization.
The matter was brought to a focus
by Capt. A. j. Mitchell of the new
yacht Columbine, who was recently
credited with q statement to the eff
feet that he intended taking his boat
to San Diego for that purpose. In fact
it is said that he built the Columbine
for the express purpose of challenging
for the Upton cup and he is deeply
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
BROOKLYN AND PITTSBURG
SHARE DIAMOND HONORS

BROOKLYN, May 1S.-The Brooklyn
and Pittsburg teams divided honors in
todays double header. Score:
First game
Pittsburg 1, hits 8, errors 1.
Brooklyn 8, hits 8, errors 0.
Batteries-Phillippi and Gibson;
Stricklett and Butler.
Umpire-Johnstone.
Second game
Pittsburg 1, hits 6, errors 1.
Brooklyn 0, hits 2, errors 1.
Batteries-Willis and Phelps; McIn-
tyre and Ritter.
Umpire-Johnstone.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
cINcY oUTBATs PHILLlEs,
BUT MASON is WILD

PHILADELPHIA, May 1S.-Philadel-
phia defeated Cincinnati today. The
visitors out-batted the home club, but
the wildness of Mason, coupled with
timely hitting, enabled Philadelphia to
win. Score:
Cincinnati 2, hits s, errors 1.
philadelphia g. hits A, errors 2.
Batteries-Mason and Schlei; Corri-
don and Jacklitsch,
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
CUBS MURDER PFEIFFER'S
CURVES FOR WINNING RUN

BOSTON, May 1S.-Chicago defeated
Boston today. Pfeiffer was batted
harder than the score shows: Score:
Chicago 2, hits 10, errors 2.
Boston 1, hits 3, errors 4.
Batteries = Lundgren and Killing;
Pfeiffer and Needham.
JJmpire-O'Day.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
DECISIVE FOOTBALL
RULES ENACTED
BY Associated Press.

NEW YORK, May 1S.-Two changes
in the football rules for the coming
season were adopted by the intercol-
legiate football rules committee today.
The first provides that in the case or
a forward pass the players must be at
least a yard back from the line when
the play is begun.
The other provides that a forward
pass crossing the goal line on the
bound or rolling, whether before or
after being legally touched, shall count
as a touchback.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
NATIONAL LEAGUE GAMES
GIANTS RAP McGLYNN HARD
AND ST. LOUIS LOSES
By Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
NEW YORK, May 1S.-New York
won from st. Louis today. The locals
hit McGlynn hard. Score:
st. Louis 2, hits 4, errors 8.
New York 6, hits IL, errors 8.
Batteries-McGlynn and Noonan,
Wiltse and Bresnahan.
Umpire-Crigler.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
LOUISVILLE RESULTS
BY Associated P~ess.

LOUISVILLE, KY, May 1S-Sum-
mary:
First race, four and a half furlongs
-Moquette won, Esther Brown second,
Mackerel third; time :55 2-5.
Second race, five and a half furlongs
Beatrice X. won, Orland Wick sec
ond, Ben Strong third; time LOS 3-5.
Third race, free handicap, one mile
Wing Ting won, Phil Finch second,
Miss Alert third time 1889 S-5.
Fourth race, the Blue Grass stakes,
$4,000 added, seven furlongs-Prince All
med won, Sandalwood second, Light
Wool third; time, 1925 3-5.
Fifth race, four and half furlongs
Grand Dame won, Lady Baldur Sec
ond. Zagg third; time "a AS.
Sixth race, one mile-King Leopold
won, Foreigner second, Knight of Ivan
hoe third; time 1:41.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
DEL MONTE GOLF
TOURNEY CLOSES
By Associated Press.

PACIFIC GROVE, Cal, May 49,
Todays play at Del Monte golf links
finished the contest for mems amateur
championship of the Pacific Coast Coli
association.
The competitors were to make two
rounds each over eighteen holes. Z. y.
Maude and T. P. Mumford were the
only contestants in these finals. Maude
made the whole double round of thir-
ty-six holes in 145. winning the gold
medal of the Pacific Coast Golf asso-
citation and the coast golf champions
ship. Mumford as runner-up gets the
associations silver medal.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
TALBOT AGAIN sMAsHEs RECORD

PHILADELPHIA, May 1S.-At the
middle states interscholastic cham
pionship track meet today, won by
Mercersburg, Pa, academy, Talbot of
Mercersburg threw the twelve-pound
hammer 2O5 feet 10 3-5 inches, breaking
the worlds record of 1913 feet 5-S
inches, held by himself.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
TAYLOR EQUALS RECORD
By Associated Press.

PHILADELPHIA. May 1S.-In the
interdepartment track meet of the
University of Pennsylvania today Guy
Haskin won the mile in 4:22 4-5, one
second faster than the American inter
scholastic record held by George Or
ton. Taylor equaled the quarter mile
record of :49 Ia, held by himself and
MOffirt
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
MICHIGAN VICTORIOUS
Rv A Assnciated Press

ANN ARBOR, Mich, May 18.-In
dual meet here today Michigan defeat
ed Ohio state, 104 1-3 to 81 2-3.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19

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Los Angeles herald., 1907-05-19
Speedy Boats Await
Starting Guns
Boom
South Coast Club Holds
Annual Regatta
Today
It's Ho for Merry Breeze and Sunny
Skies for This Day of Days
to the Amateur
Sailor
ny JACK YINARTTAS

W YTITH all hands on deck, main
wv and jib sheets straining, the
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21

[ could have raised ten pounds of weight
from the ground, the pain was so severe.
This was my condition when 1 began u.s.
ing Doan's Kidney Pills. They quickly
relieved me and now am never troubled
as was. My back is strong and 1 can
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as strong as I did twenty-five years ago.
think so much of Doan's Kidney Pills
that have given supply of the remedy
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Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
Nutmea For NeuraIaIa.

The superStitiOus man thrust two I'm
gers down his collar and brought forth
a string which was tied around his
neck. Attached to the string was lit
tie round dark ball.
"a nutmeg" he explained. 81 wear
it for neuralgia. Never heard of that
cure for neuralgia? Best ever. l
found it out from an old negress in
South Carolina. l was suffering
thousand deaths from neuralgia. The
old woman went to my wife and said:
"'Why don't you get a nutmeg and
put 1t around his neck?
"My wife laughed, but came and told
me about it. l was suffering SO ter
ribly I was willing to try anything,
so the Old woman got a nutmeg, strung
a little blue ribbon through it and
gave It to me. Iput it around my neck,
and in little while the neuralgia was
gone l left the nutmeg around my
neck for a long while, thinking per
haps that particular one given me by
the negress had some special virtue
Then the ribbon split and lost it.
'"This happened years ago in the
south. Last week l got neuralgiS
again, worse than before, if that coul(
be. l nearly went wild until my wifi
said, why don't you try another nut
megP
"And / did. With the same result
1t wasn't an hour before the pain wa
gone.
81 can't explain it. I have aske
doctors, and they say they can't el
plain IT, but they say also that becaus
they can't explain it is no reason the
should disbelieve in it's efficacy
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
CHURCH SERVICES.

AsBUR METHODIST EPIsCoPAL-Sunday-Pre Preach
ing at 1890 A. N and 80 P. NJ. SUNDAY school
2P.M. EpWOrth League Prayer Meeting,
6S0PM. Prayer Meeting-Wednesdsys at T. 40
I'm. Rev. RObt. Watt, D. D., Pastor
ST, PETERS CHURCH. Rev. G. Valerie Gilreath,
Rector.-First Sunday, Holy Eucharist, 1880
a. M; Evening Prayer and sermon at IA P. h.
Second, Third, Fourth and Fifth Sundays,
Holy Eucharist, IN A. M Morning Prayer and
Sermon, T0.15 A. NJ. Evening Prayer ana ser
mon, TX P. M, Holy Days-Hely Eucharist,
7%A.M. Morning Prayer, lO% A. NJ. Fridays,
Evening PRAYER and Litany, IA P. M sunday
school, Ills P. N.
PaEsBYTERIAN- -Sunday-Preaching al lO% A. N
andT%PM. Sunday SchOOl-l11& IN Prayer
Meeting Wednesdays at IA P. NJ. Rev. J. L.
Estlin, pastor.
st PoLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURcH-ServieeseVer
other Sunday, by Father Waldlon. Sunday
School Immediately after service.
SMYRNA misunderstanding services Friend
ship in the morning, SeversOns in the aiter
noon. Jerman's Chapel and Smyrna Land
Ing alternate Sunday nights at 7.SO. Rev
Albert Chandler pastor.
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL lCOlored)-
5undRy-Presehing at 10,45 A. NJ. and N
sunday SchCOl-2 EpWorth League
to6p m prayer and Praise Meeting, Tuesda!
evening. Rev. W. II. Johns, Pastor.
BETHEL 4. M 4. CHURCH-SundG J-Preach1nt
at II g. m. and p. m. Sunday School a
2 o. IN. Christian EndeavOr, ga p. m. sun
day. Praise meeting, at o'clock Wednes
day evening. Rev. l. S. Yemmens, Pastor.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
Habits of Monkeys.

In their wild state monkeys live in
the woods, on the trees, and feed on
fruits, leaves and insects. They live
together in companies and never go
alone when they wish to rob an Or
chard or find their food. 1t seems as
if they laid regular plans, for part of
them stand to watch the approach of
enemies and part enter the field. They
form a straight line, reaching from
those within to some place beyond
which is a retreat for them. When
they are all arranged in due order
those In the orchard near the trees
throw the fruit to those outside as fast
as they can gather it. These pass it
over to those nearest to them till the
fruit is all nicely lodged in their hut
or retreat If the one who acts as
sentinel perceives any one coming, he
makes a loud noise, and they all run
away Yet even then they will take
some fruit under each of their arms OF
forepaws and also in their mouths
They are mischievous animals ard an
noy travellers exceedingly by throwing
stones and sticks at them, and they
will frequently follow them for some
distance when they are passing through
the woods by leaping from tree to tree
They are capable of forming strong at
tachments even with other animals
and they exhibit mildness, affection
and docility.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
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sECRET SOCIETIEss.

MORNING STAR LODGE, No. 6, 1. o. 0 F.-Meets
every Friday evening, at 7.SO o'clock.
MCDONNELL ENCAMPMENT, No 2, l. o. o. .F.-Meets
second end Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month ct $50 o'clOck.
dARMoNY LODGE, No. 13, A. F. A. M.-Meets First
and Third Thursday evenings of each month";
at T.S0 O'Clock.
.mYRNA CONCLAvE, No. As, ORDER OF HEETAsoPHs
meets first and third Tuesday of each month
at 500 o'clock at the Odd Fellows Hall.
Union CASTLE No. II, K. g. .E-Meets every Mon
day evening in their hall in the Cooper Build
ing, at 730 O'Clock.
GBPAH LODGE, No. l6, A. o. o. W.-Meets every
Monday evening at 500 O'Clock in ODD Eel
lows Hall.
aIEPAH CONCLAvE, No. 161z, ADHESIVE MoeuL-
:LANs.-Meets the last Monday evening OF each
month, at 800 O'Clock, in Odd Fellows Hail.
sENERAL WINFIELD s. HANCOCK PosT, NO. ~
G, A. R.-Meets every Thursday night IN the
Hall of the Knights of the Golden Eagle. L.
T. Davis, Commander.
STARS ARD STRIPES COUNCIL No. 26, JR. O. o. A.
M.-Meets st 500 p. m. every Thursday IN
Odd Fellows Hall
FRANCES E. WILLARD Temple, No. s, X. of q. E =
Meets every Tuesday evening at o'clock, al
the Golden Eagle Hall.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
Ten Years in Bed.

''For ten years 1 was confined to my
bed with disease of my kidneys, u
writes R. A. Gray, J. P, of Oakville,
Ind. eft was so severe that L could
not move part of the time consulted
the very best medical skill avaible.
but could get no relief until Foley's
Kidney Cure was recommend to me,
1t has been Godsend to me-" Ben.
ton N. Weldon, Smyrna and W. r.
Keys, Clayton.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
Q Endorsed By the County.

"The most popular remedy in Otsego
County, and the best friend of my
family" writes VIM. M. Dietz, editor
aud publisher of the Otsego Journal,
GilbertsviIIe, N. Y, sis DIR. Kings
New Discovery. It has proved to be
an infalible cure for cough and colds,
making short work of the worst OF
them. We alEays keep bottle in the
house. believe it to be the most val.
liable prescription known for Lung
and Throat diseases" Guaranteed to
never disappoint the taker, by Benton
N. Weldon, Drug store. Price 50t
and 81 90. Trial bottle free.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21

]. B. Corton,
farmer and lum-
b m a n, of
Deppe, N. c.,
says Il suffer
ed for years
with my back.
1t was so bad
that I could
not walk any
distance or
even ride in
easy buggy. ]
do MT hnlinrn
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
What James T.. Truiti, Lsts Clerk of the
County Court Thinks.

found James T. Trujtt in the office
of the Clerk of the Court. Mr.. Truitt
was the Clerk of the Court for years,
and is still employed in the office. L
said, "Mr. Truitt, l came to find out
something about local option"
"What are you seeking to find out
about it?" said he.
ooh, its advantages, or disadvau-
tages-both sides" l said.
"Well, there is only one side to it, "
said he, 81 did not always think so,
but 1 know so now. The saloon is a
positive Injury to business. 1 believe
the very first step towards making a
community prosperous is to get rid OF
the LIQUOR, should it exist there.
every condition in Salisbury has
improved since we shut up the saloons
There is greater prosperity along all
lines, a higher tone of morality, and
better homes.
Local option has lowered our taxes,
and cut down our county expenses,
and the reason for this is because we
have no oriminals-at least, none o1
our own making. Our Criminal COur
is of no account, and our Jail is almost
empty.
'Let me present you a contrast,
said he. prior to 1904, when ruin
was sold here, and saloons fourished
every large gathering of the people
simply meant good deal of drunken
ness and disorderly conduct upon the
streets. Now, note-On the 4th of Jul!
of this year, our streets were throngeC
with people all day long, and it was re
marked that there was but one drunken
| cnntinued on Snvanth Paua
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
COuIdn'tLift Ten Pounds.
Doan's Kidney Pills Brought Strength
and Health to the Sufferer, MAXI
ing Him Feel Twenty-Five
Years Younger.

Sick kidneys cause a weak, lame OF
aching back, and a weak back makes
a weak man. Can't be well and strong
antil the kidneys are cured. Treat them
with Doans Kidney Pills. Here's the
testimony of one man cured.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-21
SMYRNA DIRECTORY.
rOwN OEEICTATA

TOWN OFFICIALS.
Pc sident of COuRcil-Samuel J. Reynolds.
secretary and Clerk of fCouncil-Harry B. Grieves.
Town Treasu-er-Ezekisl V. Cooper.
Alderman-Eugcne Crow.
ChiefOf POlice-B. W. Turner.
Councilmen: 1st ward, John c. StOckley; End
Ward. Samuel ]. Reynolds Srd Ward, Harry B
Gdeves; 4th Ward, Jos. H. Wright; 9th ward
John p Hudson; 9th Ward, Charles C. Thornley,
James G. Robinson.
Council meets the second and fourth Friday
u each month.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-28

Dispatches say that a thief "broke
into a Philadelphia slotmeter while
everyone slept" Great heavens! Did
they expect him to postpone the lar
ceny till Philadelphia had walked up?
Smyrna times., 1907-08-28
CHURCR sERVICEs.

AsBUR METHODIST EPISCoPAL-Sunday-Prea
ing at 1880 A. N and 7.SO P. NJ. SUNDAY school
2P. NJ. EpwOrth League Prayer Meeting,
6.SOP. M. Prayer Meeting-WedneSdays at 7.i5
Pm. Rev. RObt. Watt, ID. d, Pastor.
ST. PETERS CHURCH. H.-Rev. G. Valerie Gilreath
RectOr.-First Sunday, Holy Eucharist, 10 80
a. m; Evening Prayer and sermon atty P. NJ
Second, Third, Fourth and Fifth Sundays
Holy Eucharist, ~ a. NJ; Morning Prayer and
Sermon, l0.k A. N. evening Prayer and Ser
mon, ~ P. N. Holy Days-HOly Eucharist,
~ A. NJ. Morning Prayer, l0% A. NJ. Fridays,
EVening PRAYER and Litany, ~ P. NJ. Sunday
school. S.l5 P. NJ.
{ -Sunday-Preaching at lO1 A. NJ
and TX Pm. Sunday SchOOl-ll@ A. N. Prayer
Aeeting-Wednesdays at "a P NJ. Rev J. l..
Estlin, pastor
st. PoLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURCH-Servicesever
other Sunday, by Father WaldIon. Sunday
School Immediately after service.
sMYRNA CIRCUIT.-Preaching services, Friend
ship in the morning, SeversOns In the after
hoOn. Jerman's Chapel and Smyrna Land
ing alternate Sunday nights at 7.3O. Rev.
Albert Chandler pastor.
CENTENNIAL METHODIST EPISCOPAL tCOlored) -
5undsy-Presehing at 1915 A M.and P NJ.
sunday SchSJl-2 EpwOrth League Z
to p. N. Prayer and Praise Meeting, Tuesday
evening. Rev. W. II. Johns, Pastor
BETHEL 4. NJ. E. CHURCH-SundL y-Preaching
at IL a m, and p. m. sunday School al
p. In. Christian Endeavor, 612 p. IN. sun
lay. Praise meeting, at ) o'clock Wednes
day evening. Rev. l. ). Yemmens, Pastor.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-28
sECRET SOCIETIES.

MORNING STAR LODGE, No. 6, I. o. O F.-Meets
every Friday evening, at 7.SO O'Clock.
NCDoNNELL ENCAMPMENT, No 2, l. U. o. .F.-Meets
second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
uOnth. at $50 O'Clock.
5ARMOsY LODGE, No. IS, A. F. A. M.-Meets First
snd Third Thursday evenings of each month,
at T.90 O'Clock.
s1YRNA CONcLAvE, No. 45, ORDER OF HEPTAsOPHs
meets first and third Tuesday of each month
st 500 O'Clock, at the Odd Fellows Hall.
ONION CASTLE No. II, K. G. .E.-Meets every Mon
day evening in their hall in the Cooper Build
ing, at 7.30 o'clock.
&IsPAH LODGE, No. I6, A. o. U. W.-Meets every
Monday evening at 500 O'Clock in Odd Eel
lows Hall.
aTEPAH CONCLAvE, No. 161z, ADHESIVE MOGUL-
.IANs.-Meets the last Monday evening of each
month at s 90 O'Clock, in Odd Fellows Hall.
GENERAL WINFIELD 8. HANCOCK POsT, No. 29,
A. R.-Meets every Thursday night in the
Esll of the Knights of the Golden Eagle. L..
L Davis, Commander.
~lrARs AND STRIPES COUECIL. no. &c, JR. o. Q. A.
A.-MeetS at 500 p. m. every Thursday in
Odd Fellows Hall.
FRANCES E. WILLARD Temple, No. s. X. of q. E -
Meets every Tuesday evening at O'Clock, at
the Golden Eagle Hall.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-28
THE
new YORK WORLD
THRICE-A-WEEK EDITION.
Read Wherever the English Language
is spoken.

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better paper in 1907 than ever before. In
the course of the year the issues for the
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fOreshadowed, and everybody will wish to
keep informed. The Thrice-a- Week World
coming to you every other day, serves all
the purposes of a daily, and is far cheaper.
The news service of this paper is con-
stantly being increased, and 1t reports
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Moreover. its political news is impartial.
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1t has full markets, splendid cartoons and
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sCriptiOn price is only $1.0O per year, and
this pays for 156 papers. We offer this
unequalled newspaper and The SMYRNA
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The regular subscription price lOf thestwo
papers is $500.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-28

The latest statement egarding the
$29, 900, 900 fine against the Standard
Oil Company is that if the State of Illi-
nois is sustained in the Appellate Court
it will collect the money by confscat-
ing enough refneries to cover the bill.
This opens up an interesting vista of
possibilities. It is hardly possible
that the government will go into the
oil refining business, and if it should
merely seize the refneries and close
them down, it would limit the supply
of oil and put up the price to the con
sumer. All this unearned increment
would go into the pocket of the Stan
dard Oil Company, and the last state
would not be much better than the
first Levying on the refineries does
not look to the layman like good
scheme. Possible John d. was right
and Judge Lands will be dead long
time before that fine is paid.
Smyrna times., 1907-08-28
a Poser.

4 professor in philosophy was iectur-
ing upon identity and had just ar
gued that parts Of a whole might be
subtracted and other matter substi-
tuted, yet the whole would remain the
same, instancing the fact that, al
though every part of our bodies is
changed in seven years, we remain the
same individuals.
"Tben," said a student, "if I had a
knife and lost the blade and had new
blade put in it, it would still be the
identical kuife?'
Certainly" was the reply.
''Then II 7 should lose the handle
from the new blade and have another
handle made 10 ut it the knife would
still be the same?"
'That is So" said the professor.
Then, in that case," triumphantly
rejoined the student, ''if 1 should find
the old blade and the old handle and
have the original parts put together
what knife would that be?'
Smyrna times., 1907-08-28
SMYRNA DIRECTORY.

TOWN OFFICIALS.
Pee sident of Couneil-Samuel J. Reynolds.
secretary and Clerk Of fCouncil-Harry B. Grieves
Town TreaSuser-Ezekial V. Cooper
Alderman-EugeneC Crow.
ChiefOf Police-B. w. Turner.
Councilmen: 1st ward, John C. StOckley; 2nd
Ward. Samuel ]. Reynolds; Srd Ward, Harry B.
Gdeves: 4th Ward, Jos. H. Wright 9TH Ward,
iohn p, Hudson; 9Th Ward, Charles c. Thornley,,
James G. Robinson.
Council meets the second and tOTrth Fridays
q each month