Evening journal., 1907-11-01
Personal and Pertinent

Professor ogden Chalmers Lormer Toedo's veteran
educator is OF the few remaining schoomasters who
stl cling TO corporal punishment
Il believe in corporal punishment he said stoutly in
recent address Il take no stock in moral suasion.
Good healthy boys under moral suasion have too free
time Of IT, They get out Of hand
There is a friend Of mine" said Professor Lorimer
with grim smile, "who is raising family OF six boys
with the help OF moral suasion. The mild little chap
argued about the matter the other night at club.
And do you believe. said ], that moral suasion is
better than corporal punishment FOR big usy boys like
yours
"And'do you mean to that you have never whipped
your boys? / asked
I have never struck one of my children except in self
defence washington Star
once upon q time youth who had commenced to nav-
gate the of matrimony went to his father and said
"Father-who should be boss or my wife?
Then the old man smiled and said:
Here are 100 chickens and team Of horses Hitch
wherever you find a and his wife dwelling stop
and make inquiry to who is the boss Wherever
find running things leave chicken If you
come to place where man is in control give him one
of the horses"
came to house and made the usual inquiry
I'm boss O. this ranch" said the man. Got to show
me-"
SO The wife called and she affirmed her husbands
assertion.
So the husband replied. I'm take the bay"
But the wife didn't like the bay horse and she called
her husband aside and talked to him He returned
4 believe I'll take the gray horse"
moi huch saiu MlsSoutli youi take a chicken
Philadelphia Ledger.
A Chicago medico tells Of two physicians in a wis
cousin town. the one elderly with long record Of cures
the other young. with his record stll 10 make The
older doctor Il inclined TO surrender
OF his night work to the younger man One bitter night
in winter the veteran aroused by two farmers from
hamlet eight miles away, the wife Of one of whom
seriously iL the doctor at once referred them TO his
colleague but they refused the atters services
Very we'll" replied the doctor, thinking TO put
vineing argument before them In that case my fee
is SO payable now
the farmers but the doctor was obdurate Finally one
OF the asked the other;
well what do you think ought to do?"
Il think you'd better him the sio said the other.
"The funeral would cost you more"-IIarpers Weekly
The widow Of German officer presented herself at the
ofce In Berlin for tho OF drawing the pension
the Mayor Of the village in which she lived 70 the effect
"Ths certificate is correct" said the onicer in
what is the matter with t2 asked the lady.
IL bears the date of September FL was the stern re-
ply and your pension was due on September Is"
What dnd Of a certificate do you wshg asked the
~we must have certificate stating that you were
alive September Is. said the officer with great FIRM
ness-Tit-Bits
The motor car Venus is a popularity OF time
"Gosgles attached with dusty straps her hat and head
covered with vel which suggests cheap meotsafe. her
neck swahed in rolls Of undy netting her wrapped
in reversed tus so that no outline Of the figure shows
and rugs hiding her lower limbs the motor car Venus
has the additional charm OF talking in shouts make
the voice heard above the din of the machinery
man who can admire woman in that costume should
susceptible to the charms OF the rhinoeoros1ruth
good story comes from PHILADELPHIA with reference
10 young society maron who sought the Of her
pastor touching peculiarly personal and delicate matter
/ OF conscience.
Il would like TO have your opinion, sir said She "as
70 whether or not the use Of rouge is wrong"
Tho diplomatic clergyman smiled.
Some" said he told that there Is nothing perni-
cous in bit Of rouge: others the contrary regard
the nse OF this cosmetic rcprehonsitde TO me
IL seems best 20 steer middle course You might
therefore, use rouge on check only.r-IIarper's
Weekly.
MADAM. do keep hens2' asked tho lady with
the od-rmmed glasses the the farm house
"Suroi" replied the i'm the door viping her
chin with her gingham apron you ookin for board
/ ma am g'--lonkers Statesman.