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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
There is more catarrh in this sectio

There is more Catarrh in this section
Of the country than all other diseases
put together, and until the last few
years was supposed to be incurable. For
a great many years doctors pronounced
it local disease and prescribed local
remedies and by constantly failing to
cure with local treatment, pronounced
it incurable. Science has proven ca
tarrh to be a constitutional disease
ease and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by F. j. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional
cure on the market. 1t is taken Intern
ally in doses from 10 drops to a tea
spoonful. 1t acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case it fails to cure.e Send for circu-
lars and testimonials.
Address: F. ]. CHENEY & CO., To-
ledo, Ohio.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti-
patton.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
July and
August
Specials !!

Special to California and Puget Sound:
Very low excursion rates daily until
September 18th; slightly higher one
way via Shasta Route. Stop-overs
and variable routes.
Colorado, Utah, Black Hillss
Daily low round trip rates to Denver,
Colorado Springs, Pueblo. Salt Lake.
Black Hills, Big Horn Mountains and
Northwest Resorts.
Big Horn Basin and Billings District:
Personally conducted. cheap rate
homeseekers' excursions hrst and
third Tuesdays for purchase and set
+ Element of irrigated lands now SELL
Ing at very low cost: chance to-
get rich. Write D. Glenn Deaver,
LAndseekers' Information Bureau,
Omaha, Neb, for folders and all in-5'
formation
Homeseekers' Excursions:
West, Northwest and Southwest. first
and third Tuesdays.
Through Service:
Through Standard and Tourist sleep
fers via Denver scenic Colorado. Salt
Lake to California; to tho Northwest,
through trains with all classes Of
equipment.
Write mo.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11

fellow heard it.
You. sir. how dare you to speak IN
that manner In the hearing OF the
court 2" he demanded. II fine you $50
for contempt, sir"
But, your honor, was not referring
to this honorable court; 1t was judge
in Delaware that meant the pan
protested.
Don't contradict me-" the old man
shouted, waving his stick. Every
body knows that when anybody says
anything about a fool judge IN 1hls
town. he means me-"
The Lazy Days.
What can you do when the sky 10 blue
And the air has summer haze
And you cannot shun the FURNISHED suns
What can you do but laze?
What but self pity you're TANNED in the
city
Instead Of in country ways.
What can you do when the sky 10 20 blue.
What can you d. but la9e?
-wex Jones IN New York American.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
South Dakota Lands.

Cheap rates every Tuesday to the
greatest grain and stock country in the
world where government statistics
show the production Of wealth is high
est. The Minneapolis & st. Louis
Railroad Company's new extension is
nearing completion.
Investigate this golden opportunity
before it is too late.
Excursion tickets good for fifteen
days-only SO.
Descriptive folder on application.
Call on Iowa Central agents or adj
dress A. B. Cuts, q. p. & 7. A.. Min
nsapQljs. Mum. .----A-----
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11

here case, not something that happened
100 years back. Anybody that don't
like it c;ln say so, and I'll fine him for
contempt"
It one day happened that two lawyers
were talking in the hall OF the court-
house when the judge passed them.
One way just making a disrespectful
allusion to a fool Judge" and the old
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
LAUREL.

July 11.-Dr L. w. Pence and wife
returned Thursday from Cofax, where
the former had been taking treatment.
Lille Paul, daughter of Mr.. audi Mrs.
g. E. Paul, has bene quite i'll the past
few days with heart disease.
Last Saturday morning lightning
struck near the home Of L. r, Maytag
and Mrs Maytag was severely shocked
also knocked down. several horses in
Mr.. Maytag's barn.
Lewis Jones' who has been in the
employ of /. H Holden for some time
past, left for his home in Toledo, Mon
day.
8. q. Ingraham, OF Montezuma, spent
several days here last week visiting
friends and relatives.
One of the largest crowds Laurel has
ever entertained were here to celebrate
the Fourth of July. The negro band of
Newton, furnished music turnout the
day, which was enjoyed by all. In the
afternoon there. was a ball game be-
tween the Laurel and Gilman teams. 1t
was a walk away for the Laurel club,
and they won the game by to g. At
ter the ball game there was racing and
other sports. Nmler's merry go round
furnished amusement for old as-well as
young In the evening large number
enjoyed themselves at the bowery
dance.
Last Saturday the people Of Laurel
ran an excursion to State Center to
attend the ball game between the State
Center and Laurel clubs. They played
"a \
affair. State Center winning 10 to .
Mrs Laura Burgess, of Toledo, who
haa nDnt ths QLss tAxss KeeAs visiting
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
A s.iIor. Advice.

AS Admiral Bunce was coming out
of the Boston navy yard one day he
encountered a sailor very much the
worse from liquor.
The admiral. being in citizens dress,
was not recognized by the sailor, who
endaevored to embrace him affection
ately. i
Sir" said the indignant officer,
do you know that / am an admiral?''
The sailor pulled himself together,
made a drunken salute and said:
80 you are an admiral, are you /?
Well, you've got blame good job,
and my advice to you Is to keep sober
and hang onto it."
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
Best Medicine In the World for Collie
and Qiarrhoaa

y find Chamherlain's Collie Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy to be the best
remedy In the world" says Mr.. c. t..
Carter of Skirum Ala. Il am sub
ject to collie and diarrhoea. Last
spring 1t seemed as tho l would die,
and I think would IL / hadn't taken
Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy l haven't been troubled
with 1t since until this week, when
had very severe attack and took half
a bottle Of the twenty-five cent size
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhoea Remedy, and this morning I feel
like new man" For sale by all drug
giSts
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
Court in Carpet BAD Days.

Senator Tillman tells of an old judge
who held sway in South Carolina dur
Ing the ;arpet-bag regime. This judges
decisions were sometimes much at var
lance with established precedent; but
he promptly silenced all objection by
remarking:
Gentlemen. am a-judging this
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
Bury Wrong Body as Mother.


Peoria.--As the result of strange
confusion of names and the mistake
of supposed daughter, the body Of
Mrs. Mary Mccormick, an inmate of
Bartonville asylum, who died last
April, has been exhumed from the
Mccormick family lot In Geneseo and
will be brought here this week for
burial in the institution cemetery.
Up to last April there were two
women patients in the asylum, one
bearing the name of Mary Mccormick,
and the other Mary Mccormack. In
April Mary Mccormack died. In the
meanwhile. inquiries had come from
Chicago from Miss Sadie Mccormick
asking about her mother.
AS the woman who died had been
sent to Bartonville from Cunning, it
was supposed that the woman who
wrote was her daughter and the sad
news of her mothers death was sent
on to her. A request followed to send
the remains to Geneseo for burial and
the funeral was held April u.
Later an investigation which fol-
lowed revealed the mistake and last
week Mrs. Margaret Hensler of Chi
cago. another daughter, came to Bar
tonville and found her mother alive
and we'll.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
FERGUSON.

July 1.-THE little son Of Joe Hol-
ubar had the misfortune to fall and
break his arm Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Davis, who have
been in Mexico for some time. returned
to Ferguson Sunday. Mr.. Davis will
probably build on his fathers farm
south Of town, and run the farm.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11

atliterative and suphonistic names.
Bessie Rane Cassie Corners, Carrie
Cornish, Daisy Dyer. Lulu Long, Mae
Mccall Malta Martin, Susie sharpe.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11

at the home OF Ivan Halden. left Mon
day for her home.
When coming to the celebration last
Thursday Albert Houseman's team TAU
away and ran into Frank Starnes rlS
which was ahead OF him, tearing the
hind wheel off his buggy. Housemans
team fell, breaking the leg of one horse
and otherwise injurirg 1t so bad they
had to kill it.
Robert Spence had a runaway the
evening of July 3. The team ran thru
a fence On to the railway tracks, and
fell, breaking one horses leg. 1t was
valuable horse and was purchased
only a short time ago by Mr. Spence.
Last Wednesday was Uncle Tom
Mann's SOth birthday and In honor OF
the occasion, Mayor Moser appointed
him city marshal for the day. There
was no disturbance of any kind while
Uncle Tom was on duty. Mr.. Mann
has been & resident Of Jefferson town
ship for more than fifty years. and Is
known and respected by all.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
Popular Excursion 60 the Twin Cities
On Sl1naul Iuly Is ihe Iowa Contra

Popular Excursion 60 the Twin Cities.
On Sunday, July rs, the Iowa Central
will run their next popular excursion to
Minneapolis and St Paul, leaving Mar
shalltown at 1855 a. M, arriving MIN
neapolis Sunday 500 a. m. and st.
Paul 1885 a. M. at the exceedingly low
rate of So for the round trip. Tickets
good to return on any regular train not
later than No. 6. leaving ST. Paul 7:25
p. M, Minneapolis 500 p. M, Mon
day. July %.
A Pullman sleeper will be set al un-
ion depot for occupancy 10 p. M. Sat
urday July II, and picked up by spe-
cial train. Those desiring reservation
can obtain same on application in a1-
vance to j. r. Tallett. ticket agent. ua-
ion depot. Rate for double berth, ac-
comoda ting two people only $1.00.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
The Doctor Away From Home When
Most Needed

People are often very much disap-
pointed to find that their family phys
ician is away from home when they
most need his services. Diseases IKE
cramp collie and cholera morbus re-
quire prompt treatment. and have In
many instances proven fatal before
medicine could be procured or phys
ician summoned. The right way Is to
keep at hand a bottle of chamberlain
Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
No physician can prescribe better
medicine for these diseases by nav
ing 1t in the house you escape much
pain and suffering and all risk. But
it now; it may save life. For sale by
all druggists.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
Man Passed for Woman.

New York.-Because he could not
get employment as man on ac-
count Of his feminine appearance, John
Bechot dressed as woman. SO long
as John. posing as Mary Bechot. lived
peaceably, he did not get himself in
trouble but when he gave way to a
decidedly masculine thirst for some
thing to drink he soon found himself
within the grasp of the law, and from
now on for nine months will think
things over in the county Jail.
Sibley, 1owa.-A member Of the sib-
ley school board has found peculiar
circumstance in connection with the
names OF applicants for places as
teachers in the Sihley schools. Among
thA anpltcants are found tina follouAna
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
LIsCoMB.

July I'm. M. McFee went to st.
Anthony Tuesday on business.
G. F. Kersey and family returned to
their home in Marshalltown Monday,
having visited week with relatives
here and near Union.
Mr.. and Mrs. Speilman, Of Dixon,
Ill, who have been the guests of the
formers aunts, Mrs. Biersborn and
Mrs. Carey, returned home Wednes-
day.
Mrs Tom Haggin spent Wednesday
In Liscomb, as the guest of her motlh-
er, Mrs. Mary Scott.
Mrs. Joe Burger and daughters,
Misses Alta and Della, are visiting rel
atives and friends here this week. They
will go to their home in Ida Grove
Saturday.
The local base ball team looked eli.
to their laurels at Union, July 4, anl
emerged from the conflict having made
fifteen scores to Whitten's four
John Gould Is making preparations
to assume the proprietorship of ths
village inn, about August 1. Mrs.
Meekins will join. her husband in Ore
gon.
Mrs. Byrd Scoville Young. Of Conrad,
visited with Misses Eta and Roxy
Early for a few hours Monday.
The following officers were installed
in their respective chairs in the Re-
bekah lodge here. Friday evening, by
the district deputy president: N e.,
Mrs Sarah Updihe. ". q, Mrs, Matte
Ginoz4i EecH1inG SeegstaE2. 4isR RQle
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1907-07-11
MARSHALL COUNTY
NEWS Of INTEREST
Events Transpiring Turnout the
County, as Told By T.-R. Cor
respondents
LlscoMe REsEkAHs lNsrALLATI
,L.erand Swing Company Ships Msrr.
ry-eo.R Round to Clear Lake-lm-
men.e Strawberry Crop in LeGrand
!, Township--Two Runaways in Tay.
Ior-other Items Of Interest.

Numerous items OF interest to read
ers Of the county are reported this
week by the T.-R. correspondents. Two
ru.aways in Taylor township came
near causing bad accidents The lie
Grand township strawberry crop Was
the largest in years. News from the
various towns and townships follows:
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-07-31
Caspian Lake Notes.

Rev. Mr.. Stuart was called to Pitts
field, Mass, last week to attend a funeral.
Mr.. Collier of Bordentown, N. j.. is
spending couple of weeks at the Cas-
plan Lake House.
Mr.. Morris returns to Bordentown
this week after ten days vacation.
Mr. Brakely of Bordentown is expected
this week. He and his family will &C.
cupy the Fitch cottage for the month of
August.
Theodore Parker of Wellesley Hills is
visiting Beeman Sibley.
Miss Isabelle Noyes of st. Johnsbury is
visiting friends in Camp Aspenhurst.
Mrs. Munson and son Levi of Norris
vile are spending few days with Mrs.
Hardy. Miss jenkins of New York, is
also a guest at the Hardy cottage.
Edgar Salisbury of Randolph spent
part of last week with his family here.
Mr.. Bagnall was in the White Noun
tains last Sunday visiting friends.
Mrs. Sanborn has been confined to her
room the past week with a sprained
knee
Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Wheeler and
daughter Mary are spending a few days
at their cottage.
w. S. Rossiter returned to Washington
the first of this week after two weeks
holiday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rossiter and Mrs. Howes
took three days driving trip last week,
stopping at Willoughby and other places
along their route.
The annual golf match between the
players of Aspinhurst and Lakewood
was played upon the club course on
Wednesday, the former winning. On
Saturday team from the Mountain
View Golf Club went to ST. Johnsbury
and, to the surprise of their friends, were
badly beaten. Full particulars are not
at hand but there is feeling of disap-
pointment, only to be assuaged by the
return game soon to be played here.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-07-31
Wizards Warning.

The traditions connected with the
historical residences of the P"itish aris-
tocracy are many and varied, but none
perhaps is more curious than that re-
lated about Yester, the Scottish home
of Lord and Lady Tweeddale. The
old castle-now picturesque ruin-re-
ferred to by Sir Walter Scott in MAR
miOn," contained a wonderful vaulted
hall, which Hugh Clifford, the magi-
clan, is said to have erected with one
stroke of his wand. But it was not a
case of easy come, easy 60" and the
wizard solemnly vowed that any man
who attempted to tamper with the fair
building should die swiftly and violent
ly. The old tradition was recalled
when the present Lord Tweeddale's
eldest brother, Lord Clifford, was
crushed to death by falling tree. A
short time before he had done some
clearing operations that interfered with
Hugh Giftord's hall.-LondOn Answers.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-07-31
EAST ST. JOHNSBURY.

Samuel E. Stone of the Hollcnden Ho-
tel, Cleveland, Ohio, has been visiting his
cousins, Miss Morrill, and Albert Lee.
He will make an extended tour of the
White Mountains before his return home.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. D. Church visited G.
w. Dodge and her aunt Mrs. Woods.
The latter at the age of 90 took her first
automobile ride with the Goulds. She
also received a visit from Mr.. and Mrs.
W. Henderson ofSt. Johnsbury Center.
On Thursday morning Eugene Shas-
teny found valuable cow dead in the
stable.
Mrs. E; M. Chapmanis visiting her old
home. Her sister-in-law Mrs. c. A. Sew
erance is stopping with her for week
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Howe with their
children are visiting Mrs. Howe's mother.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-07-31

The Concierge Is Peculiar lnstitu-
ton In Several Ways.

ton In Several Ways.
You leave your card at the door Of
the person to whom you desire to pre-
sent yourself, and there it is taken in
charge by that peculiarly French func-
tionary, the concierge, says PROFESSOR
Barrett Wendell in Scribners. AT
least in Paris, the greater part OF
French people live in large houses con-
tanning a number of apartments with
common entrance and staircase.
Close TO the entrance door, on the level
of the street are some stuffy little
rooms inhabited by the concierge, or
porter. with his family. Their duty,
among other things, is to keep strict
watch on whoever goes in or out, and
at least one of them, often the porters
wife or half grown daughter. is always
at hand.
The chief popularity of their temper
ament seems to be Unsuitable appetite.
At whatever hour of day or evening
you call on concierge you are sure to
find somebody eating or just risen
from table, and the atmosphere inhab-
tied by this busting parsonage seems
Immortality laden with the fumes of
something recently boiled.
No matter whether you call on a
friend who lives in some unpretentious
out Of the way place or on one who
inhabits something like a palace, the
concierge is always about the same
You can detect little difference be-
tween those in charge of important
doors and of insignificant They are
as like as house flies. OF course there
are private houses in Paris, with regu
lar domestic servants such as you
would find anywhere, but these, grand
or simple, are so unusual that you re-
member the concierge as everywhere
standing between you and further hu-
man intercourse.
In response to your card, which the
concierge duly sees delivered comes a
card, often with note, in return. If,
as is generally the case. this acknowl-
edgment of your existence contains an
intimation of when your French ac-
quaintance may be found at home, Ell
Their habitual or for your special bene-
fit, you make your second visit at this
appointed time and thus enter into real
personal relations.
Otherwise. your intercourse has limit
ed itself to polite exchange of cards.
Generally speaking, you never expect
or attempt to see French people socially
except when they have asked you to
one of their regular days of reception
or have made definite appointment.
To call on a person at any other time
to do more than leave your card with
the ooncic"ge-woul be an intrusive
pretenSe to intimacy.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-07-31
PIuraIs of Nouns Ending In GOV


In the formation of the plural ~
nouns ending with O, the general rula
Is that es is added to the singular as
In potatoes, caxgoes, buffaloes, vet the
following words add only S: grotto
junto, canto, cento, quarto, portico
octave, duodecimo, tyro, solo (all. bv
the bye, foreign Words, and also all
nouns ending in 10, as folio, folios; or.
in fact whenever is Immediately pro.
ceded by vowel, as cameo, embryo
etc. A notable popularity is to be oh.
served with regard to nouns substan.
tive ending with the sound of O. IF
they be words of more than one svl.
liable, they for the most part end
simply in o, but If only of one syllable
they fake an after the o, thus, canto
potato, quarto. hero, but doe, foe, roe,
sloe, toe,. woe, etc. Yet other mono.
syllables. not nouns substantive, have
no final e, as so, 10. no.-Literature Of
Typography
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-07-31

A boy is literally abused If he isn't
polite, but how many say THANK your
to boy?
No one seems to have as hard time
earning money as the woman who mar
ries for it.
The average mans idea of religious
liberty is the privilege of staying home
from church.
Having good judgment and being "a
fool for luck" are frequently the story
of a single financial success told by
different parties.
''How poor are they who have NO
patience! What wound did ever heal
but by degrees?" Who is the author of
the above? 1t is not important wheth-
er you can remember the author If you
can soberly accept the lesson taught
Atchison Globe.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1907-07-31
Sprague Wins at Tennis.

Arthur 6. Sprague won the handicap
tennis tournament Saturday afternoon
and added the Randall & Whitcomb cup
to his collection.
In the semi-fnals Sprague beat Spauld-
ing 60, Cd. Clark beat Richmond by
default as Dr. Richmond was obliged to
leave town before the tournament was
finished. The finals were played Satur-
day afternoon. With a handicap of 80,
Sprague beat Clark in three straight sets
ca, IS, GO, after which he PLAYED
in the golf match against Greensboro,
beating his man by large score.
The handicap tournament has served
to arouse the interest OF the local players
for the state tennis tournament which
will be played again on the Old Pine
courts beginning Tuesday, Aug. 18th.
From the entries already made, it is
apparent that this years tournament
will surpass all its predecessors. Nearly
all the players who were here last
season plan to return and several new
faces will be seen. Mr.. Russ expects to
be here to defend his title and it is hoped
that Mr.. Mollenhaur will also be pres
ent to contest for the championship
which he lost to Mr.. James in 1904.
The Morrisville team plays the local
warriors on the campus Thursday after
noon at 2.15 sharp. Morrisville has
fast team and a close game is expected.
Our team goes to Barton, Saturday, for
the fourth game with that team.
The Old Pine golf team play the Maple
wood professional team at Bethlehem
his week Saturday.