Arizona republican., 1907-09-08


 judges because they have what Hogan
 calls tn joodicyal timpramint which is
 why anybody gets a job. They'd rather take a chance. Tn judge lis tens to case f'r days an decides it
 tn way he intinded to. Dye find tn
 larned counsel that's iuts been beat
 climin' up on the bench an throwin' his
 arms around tn judge? Ye bet ve
 don't. He gathers his law books into
 his arms. gives tn magistrate a look
 tl1at means: There's an eliction next
 year and runs down tn hall to an
 other judge. Tn other judge hears his
 kick an says he: I don't know amy
 thing about this flere case except what i we've whispered to me but l know me larucd collague an l wudden't thrust { him to referee a rOller-Skatin' contest. | Don't oay tn fine till ye hear frs me- 1 Tn on'y wan that bows to tn decision
 is tn fellow that lost an pretty soon i he secs he's made a mistake. f'r wan day tt' other c0ort comes out an de- claTcs that th' decision of tn lower coort is another argvmine in favor iv abolishing night law schools
 That's tn way lawn D. felt about il an he didn't settle. I wondher will i they put him away if he don't pay ivin- chooly? Twill be long sentence. A frind iv mine wanst got full " kero- sent an attempted to iuggle a polls man. They tried him whin he comes out iv tn emergency hospital an fined hi ma hGndherd dollars. He didn't happen to have that amount with him al tn moment or at amy moment since th' das he was born But tn judge was very lcnient with him. He said he needn't pay if he cudden't. Tn coort Wud give hin ietther of in- throductioA to tn bTidewell an he cud stay there f- two hundherd days. At that rate it'll be a long time befure lawn D. an me meet again on the gOluf-iinks. Hogan has il figured out that !: lawn D. refuses to gp back on his Puritan principles an separate hlmsiii fr'n Ills mone. he'll he wan hundherd an lfty-eight thousand years in cold storage. \ man ought to be prStty good ct tn lock step in a hund- herd am hfty-eight thousand years. = Well sir. glory be but times has changed whin the-- land me gr-reat an good frind with a fine that's about akeI to three millyon dhrunk an 'disorderly cases. 'Twud've been cheaper if he'd took to dhrink arl. in life I've made a VOW. Hinnissy. niver to be very rich. 1 I'd like to be little rich. but not rich enough fr annywan to notice that me pockets plugged Time was whin dhreamed iv havin' mone- an lots iv ' II. Tis thrue I begun me dhreams at tn wrong end. I spent tn money first in me dhreams an thin got it. was a lX-gg-c sfasr 1i.rr. f tt-,,- .-,,-.,.1 but onCertain about tn way to get it. I If tn lord Lad intinded me to be a rich man He'd've turned me dhreams around an made me clear about maxim |, tn money- but very awkward an shy about eettin' rid i- it. There are two halves to ivrv dollar. Wan is knovin' !. how to make fl an th' other is not knowin' how to spend it comfortably. ' Whin I hear iv a man with gr-reat business capacity I know he's g9t an akel amount iv spending incapscity. . No matther how much he knew about business he WUddcnt be rich if he wasn't totally ignorant iv science that we have developed as far as our means will allow But now. I tell ye. ' don't dhrean. iv bein' rich. I'm afraid + it. In tn good old days tn polls co1-ts were crowded with th' poor. They weren't charged with poverty. ' ir Coorse. bct with the results iv pov- erty, dye mind. Now. be hivens. tn rich have invaded even tn coorts an the bridewelI. Nanny a face wearin' side whiskers an goold trimmed specs peers firm tn windows iv th' black Maria. What's this man charged With% says tin coort He was found in possession iv tin miil-on dollars says tin 2olisman. An Jh'. judge puts On tn black cap
 well said Mir. Hennessy. "tis time theE got what was cOmin' to thim."
 I'll not say we're wrong" said Mir. Dooley. ''I see th' way me frind lawn D. feels abo-t it. He thinks hes doin' a great sarvice to th' wurruld collectin'i al; tn money in sight. 'Twud be shame to lave it where it'd be mis- | threated. But tn ony throubie with lawn is that he don't see how tn other fellow feels abort it. As a father ivl about thirty dollars I want to bring thim u9 mesilf n me own foolish way. ma-- not do whats right be thim. may be too indulsent with thim. Their home life may not be happy. Perhaps 'tis clear that if they wint to tn Rocky they'd be in betther surroundings. but whin lawn tnrics to carry thim off I !! raise a cry or Polls a mob " people that hive. wance had a dollar iv their own and riEcr Wiil have wan bounce