Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-24
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Daily News
Anthropology Instructor-Whate effect
has the climate on the Eskimo? Stu
dent-COld feet.-Harvard Lampoon.
otficer-Seen anything of my bag
gage, sentry2 Sentry-She's waitin'
round the corner for We, irl-Regl-
ment
did | tell you the story OF the old
church belif' mo. Let's hear It."
Sorry, but it can be tolled only on
Sunday. cleveland Plain Dealer.
He-So they got married and went
off in their new motor car. She-And
where did they spend their honey
moon? Hem the hospital.
Tit-Blts
Foote Lighte-Has your sister a
| strong part in the new piece? Miss Sue
Brette-Why yes she has to carry
around one OF those heavy spears -
Yonkers Statesman.
Mrs. kelly-'Tis another of thin
soovyneer post guards from me darter
Maggie-the foorth this month, be-
CORY! She sinds me wan every tonne
she changes her place.-Puck,
Anxious Mother hope you are not
thinking of marrying young Clarkson.
He spends every cent he earns. Pretty
Daughter-Oh, WELL he doesn't earn
very much. Chicago Daily News.
do you ever talk back to your
wife?" asked the solicltous friend.
Sometimes" answered Mr.. Meekton
"a very little just TO show her that 1
have not gone to SLEEP" Chicago Daily
News.
Tommy Docs 1t make any difference
II baby takes all his medicine at onceP
! Baby's Mother Tin horror) Good heay-
ems. or course IL does Tommy
But 1t hasn't made any difference
| Punch.
Mrs. WickwIre- you go first, you
win walt for me on the other shore,
won't you, dear? MIR Wckwire-I sup
pose so. / never went anywhere yet
without having to wait for you,-Illus-
trated Bits
| Amy accident in your motor trip
through Italy and France. Morgan Z"
Nothing worth mentioning. My wife
was thrown cut and bruised bit, but
the machine never got so much as a
scratch" Life.
so Jacks been made secretary and
treasurer of the company, has heT'
Yes. He has 20 copy all the letters.
and take all the deposits to the bank,
and, oh, Mary, I'm so proud of him.
Harper Bazaar.
/ UnuFcn-sI like to see a man who can
forget an injury Gotham--Well, there's
that nelghbor OF mine: he's suing the
railroad company for an Injured leg,
and every once in while he forgets to
limp !-Yonkers Statesman.
A kind old gentleman, seeing small
boy who was carrying lot OF news
papers under his arm, said Don't
all those papers make you tired, my
boy?" Nav / don't read en- re-
Piled the Canadian Courier
but to my mind" said the clerical
tourist from the East, "a plurality OF
wives is unspcakable" Huh" snort
cd the good -natured Mormon. 81 never
even heard Of one wife that was UNI
spcakable. Philadelphia Press.
Young Lady You are a wonderful
master OF tho pinno. hear. Professor
Won Spicler (hired fol the occaslon) --
blay aggOmpanments zometimes "Ac-
compartments 10 singlngY "Aggom-
panlments 10 conversations "-Tattler.
Waiter Mr. Browns left his umbrel-
la again. sir. | do believe he'd leave
| his head IL Il were loose Robinson
dare say you're right. l heard him
say only yesterday he was going to
Switzerland for his lungs.-Aily Sloper.
Church See that man going along
with his head In the air, shifting with
| his nose? Gotham-Yes: / know him.
| Church, suppose he believes in taking
| In the good, pure ozonef G0tham--No !;
/ he's hunting for an automobile garage,
| | belleve-Y onkers Statesman.
II cracked lawyers house the 9th
err night" said the first burglar dis
/
with n gun all ready for me. lie adj
| yised me ter git out You got or
easy" replied the other. Not much 1
didn't! He charged me S25 for de ad-
vice. philadelphia Press.
I'm the summer" remarked the obese
passenger with the big diamond stud,
people should eat nothing but cold
/ food and drink the coolest water OBJ
| tainable." All" exclaimed the rail-
way detective you are evidently doc
/ torT' Not me" replied the o. p. I'm
an ice dealer" Chicago News.
Parson Ton bicycling trip Where
+ Is the other man who used to be here
/ as keeper? Park Gatekeepcr-
dead sir. Parson with feellng) Dead /!
+ Poor fellow! Joined the great majori-
/ ty. eb; Park Gatekeeper-Oh, /
wouldn't like to say that, sir. He was
a good enough man, as far as | know.