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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08
HE Erred TIE srICK.

u have fired the walking stick I've
carried over 40 years, ON account of
sore that resisted every kind OF treat
ment, until / tried Bucklen's Arnica
Salvc; that has healed the sore and
made me a happy man. writes John
Garrett. of North Mills, y. G. Guaran-
teed FOR Piles, Burns etc, b. z, G. NJ.
T. drug store. druggists. csc.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08

How to live on Is cents day. The
mind as well as the body Is benefited
by economy in eating. There's no
health giver like diet of HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. In a startling
way it keeps you going 80 cents, Tea
or Tablets Il. c, NJ. !. Drug Dept. ll2-
ia South Mai Street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08
Very Useful.

Hes a very good horse, but thin"
remarked the dealer who was trying
TO sell the animal. 81 sometimes have
to tie knot in his tail 10 prevent him
from slipping through his collar. But
that's no matter. Accasionally. too
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08
A FORTUNATE TEXAN

Mr. r. w. Goodloe, of t07 st. Louis
st. Dallis, Tex. says: I'm the past year
] have become acquainted with Dr.
Kings New Life Pills. and no laxative
ever before tried so effectually dis
poses of malaria and biliousness." They
don't grind nor grippe. 25c at u. Z.
NJ. /. drug store
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08

sponded the girl coyly, Il think she'd
believe him a chump for being so
slow, but she'd say yes
with the preliminares thus settled,
the naming OF the day was a simple
natter Philadelphia Ledger
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08

Loot a licking. didn't you?'
Nope said Billy.
Got jawed?'
Nope
What did she do?' they asked,
'Shan't tell" said Bill; but 1t pays
to advertise "-Young's Magazine.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08
EXCURSION NORTH

June sth. via Oregon Short Line.
Greatly reduced rates to northern Utah
and Idaho points. Sec agents for rates
and further particulars. City Ticket
Office POI Main Street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08
ONLY S1O0

To Ogden and return Sunday June 9th,
via oregon Short Line. Use any morn
ing train going.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08

Ia, he starts at early morn
To face the wide, blue world
He p his strength and health
BY using Rocky Mountain Tea.
u. c. NJ. /. 1rug Dept ll2-ll4 South
Main Street.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-08

All sizes are here. Just
think what a bargain these
suits WiH be for the men
Who get them.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
WHAT THE WOMEN WORE.
OF Course the Story Teller Didn't
Really Mean Just That.

A gentleman recently returned from
that quiet little Maryland resort,
Ocean City, has tale to tell OF con-
ditions that are really sensational.
And the worst of 1t was that he did
not know they were sensational at all.
He was out calling the other evening,
and the conversation started with the
shirtwaist man, who, the returned
wanderer said, was to be found in
great quantities at the summer resort.
Then he told about the habit every
body down there had contracted Of
going without hats. This is the way
he told it to an interested company:
you see everybody down there
going about just the same. The men
never wear coats; they go about in
just their Shirts and trousers, and the
women are just like them"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
THIRST WAS FIRST THOUGHT.
Familiar Sound Cause of Young Mans
Bad Break.

John G.. Risley of Detroit, at the
New York convention of the Interna-
tional Society of Hotel and Restaurant
Employees convention notable for
its condemnation of the tipping system
said to reporter:
1.-THE public thinks that we walters
get rich off our tips. The public is
very ignorant in this matter. When
l think of its dense ignorance / am
reminded of political meeting / at
tended last April. There was chap
at this meeting who knew nothing of
parliamentary procedure, and, besides
that, he was half full. Well, in the
course Of the meeting there was a lot
of excitement and shouting. 1t grew
worse and worse. The chairman, in
the end, had to hammer on the table
and yell:
"'Order! Order!'
beer for me- said the ignorant
young man."
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
PRECEPT AND PRACTICE.
Professors Illustration of Theory That
Mind Is Marvellous Thing.

"The mind is a marvellous thing"
said Prof. Zachariah Terwillinger to
his psychology class, according to the
New York Sun. Let us consider"
went on the worthy sage, ''the process
expressed in the good old homely
phrase, making up ones mind l am
on the threshold Of an important deci,
sion. What | determine to do may
have a grave bearing on my future.
First | ponder over the matter care
fully. ] look at it in every aspect, ex-
aiming it searchingly in all light,
from all angles. BY the indefinable
processes Of reasoning | arrive at
certain conclusion. But that is not
all.
AS a man Of discretion, it behooves
me to secure counsel. / listen care
fully to judgments, noting Zealously
each persons individual bias. Then
l assert and catalogue these outside
opinions.
Il next step aside psychically and
view the array. Having, as / modest
ly beg to claim, plastic although
notably individual mind, | am able
thus to project myself into the person
alities of others, and view my own i'm
pressions and my own status as they
might view them. This, young gentle
men, is an especially valuable exer-
else. j urge you to cultivate the fac
ulty.
Finally, ] give one last, sweeping
survey to the whole subject. Then
decided; my mind is made up ire
vocably. No stress, no threats could
after that decision; no cajolery, no
urging could modify it. For there is
nothing so valuable as firmness.
This illustration has been taken
from actuaiity. have come to an ul-
alterable decision"
The students departed much i'm
pressed. The professor, with a glow
of self-satisfaction, sought his home.
Mrs. Terwillinger met him at the
door.
"Zachariah," she said, have you
made up your mind on that matter?''
Yes, my dear, have thought il
over, and decided to say no."
"Really?' There was a touch of
irony in the good lady's tone. We'll,
I've thought it over, too, and I've de-
cided you must accept. II would be
nonsense to-
Mrs. Terwillinger's aspect was ON.
nous.
Very we'll. my dear" interjected
the professor quickly and meekly. "All
right; do not let us have any words.
OF course, shall accept; of course"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
BAD DREAMS
Frequently Due to Coffee Drinking.

One of the common symptoms Of
coffee poisoning is the bad dreams that
spoil what should be restful sleep. A
man who found the reason says:
Formerly was slave to coffee. 1
was like morphine fiend, could not
sleep at night, would roll and toss in
my bed and when / did get to sleep
Inns, would wake up with headaches
and feel bad all day, so nervous l
could not attend to business. My writ
ing looked like bird tracks, had sour
belchings from the stomach, indiges-
ton, heartburn and palpitation of the
heart, constipation, irregularity of the
kidneys, etc
Indeed. began to feel had all the
troubles that human flesh could sufer,
but when friend advised me to leave
off coffee i felt as If ne had insulted
me. l could not bear the idea, ii had
such a hold on me and L refused to
believe It the cause.
But it turned out that no advice was
ever given at a more needed time for
l finally consented to try Postum and
with the going of coffee and the COM
ing Of Postum all my troubles have
gone and health has returned. l eat
and sleep well now, nerves steadied
down and I write fair hand Gas you
can see), can attend TO business again
and rejoice that / am free from the
monster coffee"
Ten days trial of Postum in place of
coffee will bring sound, restful, re-
freshing sleep. There's a Reason"
Read "The Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
Some physicians call 1t "a little health
classic"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
Stopped "Seeing Thincs.v

Enthusiastic Nature Lover Ito Re-
formed Tramp)-Ah, my friend, how
we'll you must know the face of ma
ture, and know it in all it's moods.
Have you ever seen the sun sinking
in such a glare of glory that it swal-
lows up the whole horizon with it's
passionate fire? Have you seen the
mist gliding like a specter down the
shrinking hillside, or the pale moon
struggling to shake off the grip of the
ragged storm cloud?
Reformed Tramp-No, sir; not
since l signed the pledge.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
lmpudence of Hoi PoIIoI.

A noted English artist was standing
at the edge of the road, waiting for his
horse, and he was dressed in his
usual peculiar style-n1ustard-colo
riding suit, vivid waistcoat and bright
red tie. A man, who had evidently
been reveling, happened to lurch
round the corner of the street. He
stared at the famous artist for min
ute in silence, then he touched his cap
and asked in tone of deep commiser-
alton, BEG pardon, guvnor, was you
in mournin' for anybody"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
VERY BAD FORM OF ECZEMA.
No Good-PerfectIy Well After
Using Cuticura Remedies.

IT take great pleasure in informing
you that l was sufferer Of eczema in
a very bad form for the past three
years. l consulted and treated with
number of physicians in Chicago, but
to no avail. l commenced using the
Cuticura Remedies, consisting of Cuti-
cura Soap, Ointment and Pills, three
months ago, and to-day am perfectly
well, the disease having left me en-
tirely. l cannot recommend the Cuti-
cura Remedies too highly to anyone
suffering with the disease that have
had. Mrs. Florence e. Atwood, Is
Crilly Place, Chicago, ILL.,, October 2,
1905. Witness: l.. S. Berger"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
NEW HOMES IN THE WEST.

Send for free copy of pamphlet con,
tanning synopsis of the United States
homestead laws and information how
TO secure quarter section of splendid
farming or grazing land free along the
new railway lines of the Chicago &
Northwestern Ry. in South Dakota,
Wyoming and other states. Special
excursion rates to homeseekers. Full
information on request to w. B.
Kniskern, Passenger Traffic Manager,
G. & N. w. Ry., Chicago.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
No Peace Conference.

care you going to strike, map
asked the little boy, as he tremblingly
gazed upon the uplifted single.
That's just what I'm going to do
Cant we arbitrate, ma, before you
striker"
Il am just going to arbitrate," she
said as the single descended and
raised a cloud of dust from the seat
of pair of pantaloons-'I am just
going to arbitrate, my son, and this
single is the board of arbitration"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
An Inherited Tendency.

A Cleveland society woman gave a
party to nine friends of her young son,
aged six To add to the pleasure OF
the occasion she had the ices frozen
in the form of a hen and ten chickens.
Each child was allowed to select his
chicken as it was served. Finally she
came to the son of a prominent poll
tician.
(Which chicky will you have, Ber-
tie?" she asked.
IF you please, Mrs. H., think I'll
take the mamma hen," was the polite
reply.-Lippincott's
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
Horrible Example.

"My DEAR" said Mrs. Strongmind, II
want you to accompany me to the
town hall tomorrow evening
What for?" queried the meek and
lowly other half of the combine.
Il am to lecture on the Dark Side
of Married Life" explained Mrs. s.,
"and l want you to sit on the plat
form and pose as one Of the illustra-
tons"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
A Different Loaf,

"Why," exclaimed little Johnny,
when he heard his father telling about
somebody who was looking after the
loaves and fishes, that's just what
mamma says about Uncle Henry"
Says about Uncle Henry?' repeat
ed his father, in establishment. what
do you mean?"
"Why, pa, don't you know" said
Johnny, mamma says Uncle Henry
only loafs and fishes"
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31

wondered at the deep mystery of his
death. But in her mind she could
find no one to whom the crime could
be laid.
A few months sometimes vanishes
to a great extent the sorrow from a
heart, but with the girl time had but
little effect. She sat in the doorway
of her home one afternoon and saw
dark clouds in the west. She knew
it was to be heavy rain and would
run into the grave, as the mound had
sunk below the surface of the ground,
and she saw the crevices the last time
she was there. AS night drew nearer,
with this fear, and at last she arose,
bridled and saddled her horse, and
rolling up an oil cloth, galloped toward
the graveyard in the distance.
Darkness found her at the grave
and it was protected from the slight
sprinkle of rain by the oil cloth.
The rain shifted around to the south
and the girl got on her horse and
started towards home. While passing
a cabin about two miles from her
home she noticed a dance was about
to begin. She saw the young men
choosing their dancing partners. She
saw one of the Culpepper boys take
his seat on box in the corner, witt
fiddle in his hand. And when she
heard him tune it, she rode closer to
the cabin. Before the first piece had
been completed the girls face was
white and her heart thumped hard.
so help me Gawd! That's his
fiddle! That's his fiddle! Yonder it
is. Joe Culpepper has it! Oh, how
many times have l heard Onas play
that fiddle and even that same piece!"
The girl, after listening to the Sec
ond selection, hitched her horse and
crept up to the rear of the cabin.
Joe Culpepper sat there and as he
sawed off the music and called for the
sets, the girl placed her face to large
crack in the wall, within half foot
Of his ear, and said in a rough voice:
You killed Onas Gray. That's his
fiddle"
linen she ran through Jue DuSueS,
mounted her horse and rode home in
lope.
The music stopped with sudden
ness that brought confusion to the
dancers. Joe Culpepper, deathly pale,
arose, put the fiddle in it's lowered
cloth clip, and walked out the door.
When about to leave the yard he
yelled back: Il am sick, boys. Can't
| play no more. Got to 60"
In three days the sheriff came and
took Joe Culpepper to the county seat
The trial passed and after the death
sentence had been pronounced on him
the sheriff visited the Jail.
"Joe, why did you do that awful
thing?"
Il jest wanted his fiddle and knowed
no other way 10 git it."
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
Few Runaways in New York.

Although New York is "hitching
postless" city there are fewer runa-
way horses in its streets than in the
average city Of one-tenth of its popu-
1atiOn
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
II Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is a certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
feet Sold by all Druggists. Price 25c. Don't
accept any substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted. lie Roy, N. Y.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
Busv Diamond Industry,

There is factory in Amsterdam,
Holland, which cuts and polishes AGO.
900 diamonds annually. About 20
women do most of the actual cutting
of the stones.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
No Headache in the MornInu.

Norman Lichty Mfg. Co., Des Moines, la.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31

If girl is as good as pie she doesn't
always take the cake.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31

Who builds on the mob builds on
sand.-Italian.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31

CNI nDanA is the greatest mining State
OVIUnhpO in the Union. But do You
know, Colorado Eaypers will produce dollars
while her mines produce cents?
We sell land that never fails TO return big
interest on the investment; land that will
double i'm value soon. Colorado liz booming.
Buy rGw before prices go mp. as they are
bound 10 do. Write for our descriptive li:era-
ture. Local and Eastern references il desired.
c. j. JOHNSTON. L. X. MULFORD,
Mgr Farm Dept. Colorado Bldg, Denver, Colo.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31

A man isn't necessarily charitable
because he gives himself away.
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31
Important 70 Motherc.

Examine carefully every bottle Of CASTORIA,
o safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
or children teetlng, softens the gums reduces In
allays PAIN cures wind collie 25c bottle
Charlevoix county herald. (East Jordan, Mich.) 189?-1953, 1907-08-31

s Onas Gray's Fiddle !
T/ " BY GEORGE BINGHAM s
Author of 'Hogwa low kentuckian"
Is

Copyright, by Daily Story Pub. Coz
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1907-02-23
French PresIdent,s Double.

M. Fallieres was until recently be-
)leved to be the only president Of the
French republic who had no double,
but his counterpart has been found.
The man who most reseuNes him
physically is respectable merchant
of the Rue Saint Honore. who plays
his part with decorum and dignity. He
wears exactly the same kind Of blue
butterfly necktie with white dots as
the president, the same kind of hat
end exactly so oddly cut beard. And
on his promenades he is always ac-
companied by friend who could cas-
lily be taken for the presidents private
secretary. Dignified and with meas
ured steps the enviable double walks
through the Faubourg Saint Honore
and feels overjoyed at being saluted
on all sides.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1907-02-23
He WANTED LIVE NEWS.
Correspondent Had No Time to Waste
with Vice President.

Vice President Fairbanks stopped
q newspaper man the other day, and
good-naturedly asked explanation Of
an incident which happened years
ago. On that occasion Mr.. Fairbanks
and the correspondent were chatting
pleasantly, when suddenly the latter
moved away to meet Senator Chand-
Ter of Maine The vice president said:
Il have always had great curiosity to
know why you deserted me that day"
The newspaper man hesitated for a
moment, and then replied: To tell
you the truth, Mr.. Vice President, you
are a mighty dry source of news. You
may have a nose for news, but /
doubt 1t; at any rate, you never give
up any. Now, when q newspaper man
is cunning for big, live news he hasn't
got time to stop and exchange small
talk with man, even IL he be SEN
ator, vho would not know the price of
news il he saw it." Mr.. Fairbanks
smiled. Il thank you for your frank
ness" he said. Il see / shall have to
cultivate nose for news"
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1907-02-23
eRlNDsToNE SAVES THE DAY.
In Emergency Linotype Operator
Hitches 1t to His Machine.

Clarksville, Tenn.-An event unique
in the history of newspaperdom oc
Cured when the Leaf Chronicle was
issued by the use Of grindstone.
The electric wires furnishing power
for operating a motor which was used
to run the linotype machines were cut
out on account of the burning OF a
building next door, and things looked
exceedingly blue for the issuance OF
paper unless hand composition was
resorted to. Then 1t was that Amer.
lean ingenuity came to the front.
The linotype operator observed a
big grindstone downstairs, and hS:
was the bright idea of hitching 1t 10
the linotype by belt.
The connection was quickly made,
and nothing more was needed but to
hitch sufficient muscular energy to the
grindstone to keep the outfit moving.
Two laborers were secured and set
to this task, and the thing was done.
The queer-looking device went to
work with utmost facility.
Its appetite for copy was something
phenomenal. and the newswriters aver
that never before were they kept In
such rush to supply material
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1907-02-23

Travellers Observations Have Proved
That Weeping 10 Common.

Travellers through the Syrian deser,
have seen horses weep from thirst, q
mule has been eeen to cry from the
pain Of an injured foot and camels
1t is said, shed tears in streams, says
q writer in Harper's Weekly. A COW
sold by its mistress who had tended
young soko ape used to cry from vexa
ton II Livingston didn't nurse it In
his arms when it asked him to-
Wounded apes have died crying, and
apes have wept over their young slain
by hunters. A chimpanzee trained to
carry water jugs broke one and fell
a-crying, which proved sorrow, though
It wouldn't mend the jug. Rats, dis.
covering their young drowned, have
been moved to tears. A giraffe which
huntsman's rifle had injured began
to cry when approached. Sea lions
often weep over the loss of their
young. Gordon Cummings observed
tears trickling down the face of dy-
ing elephant. And even an orang-
outang when deprived Of its mango
was so vexed that 1t took to weeping.
There is little doubt. therefore, that
animals do cry from grief or weep
from pain or annoyance.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1907-02-23
-oRIelNAL eee-eArlNo KID.
Joseph Wigge Defies All Missouri to
Equal His Record.

st. Louis.-St. Louis has q man who
can eat rs raw eggs in so seconds, and
Is famous player of harmonicas.
His name is Joseph Wigge. Until
recently he has hidden his light under
an egg case. Suddenly he recognized
the fact that he was great.
So, in order to tell sporting editor
of his varied and vigorous virtues, he
sent around note. Here's the very
note, and this is what he wrote:
Dear Sir: Mr.. Joseph Wigge, who
is known as the Missouri original egg
eating kid. Mr.. Joseph Wigge holds
the title at present as the champion
raw egge eater of Missouri. Joe Wig
ge issues an open challenge 70 all
corners for purse of $25 to 500 a
side bet, that he can put away more
raw egges than any man of his size
in Missouri, and every egge that lie
puts away is retained and swallowed
with great relish and without exertion.
Joe is "a years of age, and Is Eve
feet nine inches in height, and 100
pounds in weight, of athletic build and
has a pair of lungs like a Bellows.
Joe Wigge's record in eating raw
egges is 25 raw egges in so seconds.
Mr.. Joseph Wigge Is an active
member of the Benton Athletic club
of st. Louis, Mo. Joe is known among
his friends as the champion strong
boy, and he is also known as the
North st. Louis most famous mouth
harmonica player; he can perform
many feats and brilliant effects on the
mouth harp; he can play few speci-
ments of his ability on the mouth harp
with his nose; he can also give vari-
Gus limitations on Jews harp. JOS
eph Wigge is well known in society
circles and athletic clubs of st. Louis,
Mo-, where his extraordinary virtues
are said to be highly appreciated"