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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

There is Chicago lawyer who, his
colleagues aver, has positive genius
for malapropos suggestion TO his wit
nesses on the stand.
Recently this lawyer was counsel In a
suit for divorce, wherein he was examin-
ing woman who had taken the stand in
behalf of the plaintiff
Now, madam" began the attorney,
who is always saying the wrong thing.
repeat the slanderous statements made
by the defendant on this occasion"
"Oh, they are unfit for any respecta BILE
person to hear" gasped the witness.
Then, madam" said the attorney
coaxingly, suppose you just whisper
them to- his honor, the Judge. Harper
Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

for years. The constant flow of urine
kept my system depleted, causing nerv-
Gus chills and night sweats. After
trying seven different climates and
using all kinds of medicine / had the
good fortune to hear of Doan's Kidney
Pills. This remedy has cured me. I
am as well to-day as l was twenty
years ago, and my eyesight is perfect"
Sold by all dealers 30 cents a box.
Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Cut the vegetables in slices about half
an inch thick, and pare. Sprinkle the
slices with salt, and pile them upon
one another; put d plate with a weight
on top of the Slices Let them rest for
an hour; then remove weight and
plate. Add one tablespoonful of wa
ter half a tablespoonful of salt and
half teaspoonful of pepper TO an egg.
Beat well. Dip the slices of eggplant
in the egg, then in dried bread crumbs.
Spread on a dish for twenty or more
minutes. Fry till brown in deep fat.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
POtsdnm Cakes,

Sift into a mixing bowl cups OF
-four and 2 teaspoonfuls of baking
powder. add to this 1 cup of granu-
lated sugar and one half cup of butter
softened, but not melted. Break into a
cup two whole eggs and fill it mp with
sweet milk. Stir this and pour into
the mixture. Beat all briskly with Il
wooden spoon, flavor with vanilla AMI
bake in gem pans. Delicious cakes
made by an easy and inexpensive rec
ipe.) Germany.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
The MOdesty Of Women

Naturally makes them shrink from the
indicate questions, the obnoxious eX'
aminations, and unpleasant oca. treat
ments, which some physicians eonS"'r
essential in the treatment OF diseases 81
women. Yet, if help can be had IL IS
better to submit to this ordeal than .
the disease grow and spread, inc Uod",,g,
is that so often tho woman maa1goo> "''
the ANNOYANCE and shame for noiA'hs'
ThouSands\of women who have been
cured BX DR.. Rjerce's Fayoritc fT'S,Fir
ton writA> in. depreciation OF the cur. CURE
which dispekSesN T(tl the examinations
and local treatmentS>S Thece- Is 10 -4 QUIZ
medicine 50 sure--and- sale III -4--.--4- :.
women as "FaVorite Prescription ~
cures debilitating drains, irres .aTit! AI ~.
female weakness. 1t always 't'.'' 40
almost always cures. 1t Is st.icul ''''
alcoholic, non secret, all JUS lagf'O,1.'
being printed on its b0ttle-Wrapeef' ' goa.
tains no deleterious or ha9it-loi,. ing
drugs, and every native me4l-,u.' ' ,,g
entering into it's composition mas que . L,
endorsement of those most emlAtAJ III u. -.
several schools of medical practlce' oVIi'
of these numerous and strongest O., T..
fessional endorsements OF It's lngEeols.,,,ii
will be found in pamphlet "I-t t!,-i
around the bottle, also in Dook.el me- ma -
free on request, by Dr. r. '. iia'y'' w. n.
Buffalo, n. Y. These professions. LIZ. ~
dorsements should have far more "t.7- .,
than any amount of the orainas! ''.'
non-professional Testimonials. ,.~.
The most intelligent women l9"-a, ,,-..
insist on knowing what they 5lAa ~ .- -.ls
icine instead of opening their a'.'4.'s. . -,~
a lot of young birds and gg.|'a--. ' 1--
whatever is offered them. t4E'L-'. =
scription is of KNOWN coNFes--,g.'' iii;
makes weak women stron5 ANU
DR.. Pierce's Medical Advise Is ,,.s o,
on receipt of stamps To pay, gym s-,a
mailing onlU. Send to Or L. h. e.. .-' n,
Rnffal0. N. Y, 81 one-cenr STAN ...rIf
per-covered. or 81 stamps for ,fT-go
If sick consult the Doctor. ir-. +. r. arc
bv letter. All such cOmmdH-e--'-'-
held sacredlv confidential. ...,,rs,e
DR.. P!erce's Pleasant Pellets 7 ives
and regulate stomach. liver anu 49,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
A Good Plum Pudding,

Here is one of the best recipes FOR
plum pudding; Three-quarters of a
pound of -four, 2 ounces Of baking
powder, ounces of bread crumbs. ~
pounds of suet, 2 pounds of raisins,
pound of currants, 10 ounces Of sugar,
2 ounces of almonds, pound of mixed
candied peel, salt and spice to taste
Mix the ingredients we'll together and
add six eggs well beaten and three.
quarters of a pint of milk. Divide into
two aud boil eight hours.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
WEEKLY PAPER FOR BLIND.
London Daily Mail to Issue Edition
Much Attention Is Paid.

The announcement that the London
Daily Mail is about to issue weekly
edition for the blind draws attention
to the other British journals published
in Braille type, which have had a long
and useful career. though they have
seldom been seen by the general public.
The first weekly newspaper for the blind
was published on June /, 1892, and
called the Weekly Summary. 1t has
always been issued below cost price,
and its promoters derive no benefit from
its publication. Another was started
only last year, called the Braille Weekly,
and issued from Edinburg.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

those fields over across the valley be-
long to the next country"
There is no Mayor in Petrella, there
are no public offices, there is no police.
there is no sanitation but the torrents
of rain and fresh mountain winds keep
the place fresh and sweet. Nobody is
rich, but nobody is poor. There is not
a real shop only a place where you can
ouy some cotton, and another where
you can buy meat, fortune favorine #
may well be called 1.-The happy land of
Italy"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
sweet Potato Biscuit.

Rub through sieve one cup of
boiled sweet potatoes; add one tea
spoonful of sugar and one tablespoon
full of butter, one teaspoonful of salt.
Beat up one egg well; add two cups of
milk; add these to the mixture, then
sift in one pint of -four and two tea
sPoonfuls of baking powder; mix we'll /;
turn cut on a Toured board; roll out !;
cut with cutter; lay on creased tins
and bake In quick oven.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Dishwashing Up to Date.

The table dishes do not need to be
wiped if they are washed in warm
suds, scalded in boiling water and
turned in the drainer TO dry. A cloth
spread over them will keep off dust
ard flies. The glasses may be rinsed
in cold water, after the suds washing,
and turned on a folded cloth to dry.
Before securing the steel knives and
forks, stand them in can of hot suds
up to the handle, and they will come
bright much easier
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Snake in Hens Nest; China Egg in Snake.

Mrs. II. NJ. Tolson of Stafford county,
Va, had a bad scare yesterday. She
went to her hen house and saw what
she supposed was a black hen lying dead
in the nest. She attempted to take it
up. but as soon as she touched the OBJ
iect she discovered it was a large black
snake coiled up in the nest.
The snake had eaten all the eggs it
could find and also swallowed q china
nest egg. Mrs. Tolson made a rapid
retreat, The snake measured nearly six
feet. 1t was killed.-W ashington Post
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Apple Cake.

One cup thinly sliced sweet apples.
cooked until transparent in one cup
maple sugar, and water to make a
good sirup When cool, add one cup
dry maple sugar, two eggs, one heap
ing teaspoonful mixed spices, one half
cup butter, one-half cup cream, one
teaspoonful soda, flour till the spoon
will stand in the middle without fall
ing.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Coffee Set for Bravery.

A few months ago Capt. Matthew
Turner of SaE Francisco, owner of
schooner. rescued the crews of two Nor
wegian vessels that had been wrecked
in the South Pacific He has just re-
ceived a handsome silver coffee SCI from
the Norwegian government in acl-aowl-
edgment
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
HulIed Corn or Hominy.

Put a peck of dry shelled corn into
a large kettle. Fill a cloth bag with
a quart of good wood ashes, drop this
into the kettle, fill the kettle with cold
water and boil steadily until the skin
comes off the corn. Drain, wash the
corn in several waters, then boil until
soft.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
COWBOY AS AUTHOR
Is Publisher of Book on Ingersoll---Has
Romantic Career

We're Goldthwaite, one of the most in
teresting personalities of the Boston bar,
son of a we'll known Boston physician
and for a number of years travelled with
wild west show. For time lie was
one of the best known cowboys of Colo
RADIO. He attracted considerable atten-
ton recently by publishing book on
Iugersoll
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Bolivia to Have Suction Gas.

Suction gas plants are being intro
duced on the Bolivian tabelands, says a
British consular report. The fuel prob
lem there is n serious one, and these sue
ton gas plants are being used in Bo-
livian mines with anthracite for fuel as
the most economical power.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Austin, Texas,
writes: II was
afflicted for years
with pains across
the loins and In
the hips and
shoulders. I had
headache also
and neuralgia.
My right eye,
from pain, was
of little use to me
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
waterspout in Bay of Biscav.

With an estimated height of $50 feet,
and a width Of about 40 feet, gigantic
waterspout was witnessed in the Bay OF
Biscay from the deck of the Union Cas-
tie liner Norman on her way to the
cape.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
RUBBER GETTING SCARCE.
Annual Output Decreasing, but 1t May Be
Made from Wheat.

In an article entitled Rubber Made
rom Wheat" William T. Walsh writ
The importance of the discovery can
scarcely be oYerestimated, coming as it
does at a time when the world is anxious
ly asking whence it's future supplies of
rubber are to come. In half decade,
it is said, the annual consumption of the
elastic material will be at least $4,000
tong. Even 100000 tons is regarded
by many as conservative estimate"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Fruit Salad.

Chop apples, bananas and white
grapes removing the seeds and skins)
in small pieces; mix with mayonnaise
dressing and after scooping out the in
terror of fine red apples, fill with the
mixture; the stem end of the apples
should be neatly cut off in round slice
and put on when the apple is filed,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Quick Mullins.

Sift two cups of -four with a level
tablespoonful of sugar, two level tea
spoonfuls of baking powder and salt
spoonful of salt Beat two eggs, add
one cup of milk. Rub one level tea
spoonful each of lard and butter into
the -four and pour in the egg and milk.
Beat and bake in well-greased muffin
tins
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
oyster stumnr for Turl.ev

Season dry bread-crumbs with pars-
Icy, thyme and sweet marjoram, and
Gloisten with melted butter. Stir in
twenty oysters, chopped and fill the
cavity in the turkey with this mix
ture.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Prize Rent Dodoer

At st. Osyth, Essex, England IN
ejectment order has been granted
against tenant who, it was stated, had
paid no rent in forty years.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
ADVICE TO PIPE USERS.
Canadian Journal Says People Don't
Know How to Care for It.

Know How to Care for 1t.
The Canadian Cigar and Tobacco Jour.
nal gives some hints to those who smoke
pipes. Everybody thinks he knows how
to smoke pipe, but to do it perfectly is
not easy. "Time is keynote of success
full pipe smoking" says the journal
''and another is gentleness. Take +
easy. Don't crowd the pipe to the top
of the bowl. Never get a pipe hot. Kse5
cool and keep your pipe cool You can
relight pipe, and if you are an ia
smoker you will be all the better for
it. When you have finished do not re-
fill a heated pipe"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
United States Makes Large Sales

Germany bought of the United States
in 1905 S69, 1924, 400 worth of cotton and
S31, 9S7 200 worth of copper
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
Chinese CcHins Heavy.

Chinese collins are made of timber S
inches to 10 inches thick 1t is calculated,
that over 100000 feet of
timber is utilized yearly for collins in
China.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Il say. D'orsay, have you ever heard
that joke about the guide in Rome who
showed some travellers two kinds of
skulls of st. Paul one as a bow and
the other rs MANI"
"Aw' deah boy-no-aw, let me heab
it."--Boston Transcript
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
UTTERLY WORN OUT.

Vitality Slapped by Years of Suffer-
ing With Kidney Trouble.
Capt. J. w. Hogun formerly post
master of Indianola, now living at
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
French Make Macaroni. Ton.

Macaroni does not all come from Italy.
The French city of Lyons last year pro.
duced 33,000,000 pounds.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19

Many young folks can't ind any.
thing to talk about until the old folks
have gone to bed.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
A Positive
CURE
EIy's Cream Balm
Is quickly absorbed
C.. Dalai Al 0nra

Gives Relief at Once
It cleanses, soothes
heals and protects
the diseased mem
brane. 1t cures Ca
tarrh and drive {
away a Cold IN the
Head quickly. Re.
stores the Senses Of
Taste and Smell. /
g;sts OF by mail II
Ely Brothers. So "
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-19
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY.

Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinne Tablets
Druggists refund money II 1t fails to cure.
L. ". GROVES signature is on each box. Csc
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1907-05-23

The primary object in using fertilizer
Is to produce a larger yield of the crop
that Is to be Immediately grown or Is
already growing, on the land to which
the fertilizer is to be applied. AS rule,
1t contains from ten to sixteen per cent.
of more or less promptly available plant
food. In other words, commercial fer
tiliZer contains in every hundred pounds
weight from 10 to 16 pounds Of available
phosphoric acid, either alone, or that
amount OF phosphoric acid and potash
combined, or of these two and nitrogen
combined, making in the latter case, what
is called complete fertilizer. Now,
this 10 to 16 pounds in each 100 pounds
of the fertilizer is supposed to be, and
should be, practically soluble and avail
able at once, or within week or two,
for the use of the crop, says Virginia.
carolina Fertilizer Almanac.
The remaining portion of the fertilizer,
or the "a to 80 pounds in each 100 pounds,
Is a mixture of insoluble phosphate and
sulphate of lime, some sand, water, or
ganic matter and other things that are
necessarily incident to the manufacture,
and cannot be economically removed
They are of very little immediate value
to either the crop or the soil.
So when we apply high-g grade fertil-
izer to the soil the object is to supply
the plants with soluble plant food and
increase the yield of the cotton, grain,
grass, or whatever the crop may be-.
Incidentally however, this fertilizer does
growth of stalk, roots and foliage of the
piants-or those parts that will be re-
turned to, and become part of the SOIL
A dose Of this fertilizer, for instance,
not only increases the yield of seed cot
ton, but also the size of the stalks,
the foliage, hulls and other parts that
so Immediately back and form part OF
the soil in the shape of humus (decayed
vegetable natter. But the principal way
to improve the soil itself, is to add vege-
table matter to it in the form of stable
manure, renovating crops, rotation OF
crops, etc, in more direct manner.
1t would seem manifest, then, IL we
wish to increase the yield Of corn, cotton
wheat, oats, grass, ETC., that the fertlllzer
should contain the three elements" or
plant food in the proportions that are
best suited to the particular crop. This
Is particularly true If the purpose Is TO
use liberal amounts OF fertilizer per acre.
In such case the deficient supply, In the
natural soil, of any one or more OF the
three valuable" elements phospnorlc
acid, nitrogen and potash) need not De
specially considered. -
According to carefully conducted field
experiments, conducted at many OF the
experiment stations, 1t has been found
that cotton requires fertilizer that con-
tains about one part each Of nitrogen and
potash and Ia parts of available phos-
phoric acid. This demand would be met
by fertilizer containing 10 per cent.
available phosphoric acid, 3 per cent. or
nitrogen and 3 per cent. of potash; or,
as ordinarily expressed, a 1913 fertilizer.
One aualyzing 9-2.70-170; or S-2.4o-24O;
or 70. A-2.10, etc, would answer Just as
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1907-05-23
The OLD TIME PLANTER.
Expenses of a Seventeenth Century
American Swell.

can account book of 1872" said
an antiquary, fourishing a stout lit
tie volume bound in gray leather,
"Thc account book of a rich plant
er. Listen"
And the antiquary read at ran
dom these items from the accounts
of a seventeenth century American
swell:
'1tem: Paid to Peg Ransome for
head of hare, which l got Of her
toward making me a periwigg, but
it is too short, 2 shillings, 6 pence;
paid to Mr.. Fame for new peri
wigg for myself, besides head of
haire which bought that cost me
half guinay, and he added more
lnire to it, so that 1 paid him l
pound, II shillings, 6 pence.
'To Mr.. Delaroach, the French
man, for drawing out the stump of
a tooth, 5 shillings.
"Item: Two yards and half of
fine broad MKT gold coloured Span
ish cloth at 20 shillings yard for
coate; the trimming, lining, ribbin,
silk and buttons cost pounds, IS
shillings, and the making upp 1
pound, 10 shillings, and to the
tailor's men to drinks 2 shillings.
'New milk under the cove, 2
pence.
"a skye coloured tabby waistcoat,
2 shillings, 3 pence; coloured silk
stockings, % shillings; suit and
cloke of gray satin, pearl trimmed
with SO yards Of silver ribbin, 10
pounds, / shillings.
''Item; pounds of fine haire
powder, 3 shiIIings.
paid for I yards of stayned In
dian callicoe for a morning gowne
for my wife, II shillings; paid more
for some Of the same Indian callicoe
to finish morning gowne, 8 shillings,
making 10 shillings in all.
ga coat Of fine Spanish cloth,
lined with lowered silk, 9 pounds,
8 shillings.
''To blackamoor, pence.
"a paire of worsted stockings
for my wife, 2 shillings
"a paire of scarlet silk stirrup
stockings, "a shillings; black silk
stockings for Sundays, 20 shillings;
three paires white silk stockings, 4
pounds.
''For two pieces Of taffety ribbin
for fancyes for my suit, pound, Is
shillings.
"Bunnit for my wife, 3 shillings."
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1907-05-23
Tho Tobacconist's Efiqy.

One of the most peculiar things
in the whole history of signs is the
fact that while all other shopkeep-
ers were patronizing the embryo
painters the tobacconist always call
ed upon the woodcarver on the con-
tinent as we'll as in England. As
long ago as Elizabeth's reign the
wooden image of the black boy was
the favorite sign of the tobacco
dealers. Later the customary sign
was the highlander or a figure of
Sir Walter Raleigh. In Holland,
for some strange reason, the tobac-
conist adopted the dairymaid as
their sign, with the motto, "Conso-
lation for gucklings." The Indian,
naturally enough, has always been
the predominant sign in this coun-
try, although once in awhile a re
version to type crops out with the
ancient black boy.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1907-05-23
A FEATHERED FRAUD.
Robin Redbreast Called a Much Over.
rated Bird.

The Eorticulturist put down his
paper and snorted in disgust when
ne read an article praising robins.
The robin is a much overrated
bird" he said. People Jgil against
the English sparrow, but he doesn't
begin to torment the gardener as
the robin does. Did you ever hear
OF a robin eating insects? No. in
deed; not one little bug does he eat.
But he'll pull up all the worms in
the soil and impoverish it, for an
gle worms are the natural enrichers
OF the soil. His appetite is enor-
nous, and it won't take him long to
clean out all the angle worms in a
good plot of earth.
"He also feeds on berries, and /
won't forget in hurry what he did
to me last winter. l planted a lot
of black alder trees in my grounds,
anticipating that by Christmas they
would be blazing with red berries.
You know the black alder is called
the northern holly, and its berries
are a vivid scarlet. Well, Just as
soon as the berries began to form a
swarm of robins swooped down and
gobbled them all up. How did they
happen to be up north? Why, rob-
ms would stay north all winter if
they could frd enough berries to
eat. They don't mind the cold
weather any. It's simply a matter
OF food that drives them to a warm
er climate. Bittersweet berries are
the only sort they won't eat. They
are robbers too. They'll steal the
ness of such little birds as the
phoebe, that sing sweetly. And
they haven't a bit of common sense.
When they teach their young to
fly they keep up such a squawking
that they attract the attention of
every cat for quarter of mile.
OF course the cats promptly gather
and pounce on the young birds.
Most horticulturists will tell you
that the robin is fraud and is no
pet Of gardeners. Even his name is
a deception, for his much vaunted
red breast is yellowish brown.
welcome the sparrow around my
place much more cordially than l
do the fat robin" = New York
Press.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1907-05-23
A Chestnut Light.

\ simple and economical substi-
tute for a night light may be pre-
pared in the following way: Take
some good sized chestnuts of irregu-
lar form, and with the aid Of an or
binary needle riddle them with fine
holes. Then soak them in oil for
twelve hours. To convert chest
nut thus prepared into a night light
you have but to bore a hole in it,
but not quite through it, and fill the
space with cotton threads to form
wick. Set it in a glass of water,
on which it will float. If you light
it at night on retiring you may
count on its lasting until morning.
The only precaution necessary to
take is to make sure that the chest
nut will maintain its upright posi-
ton in the water. 1t is therefore
well to choose one of irregular shape
and to make it float before placing
the wick, in order to determine the
exact point at which the latter
should be inserted, so that there
may be no danger of its touching
the water.
The Marietta journal. [volume] (Marietta, Ga.) 1866-1909, 1907-05-23
These HustIing Americans,

At a recent gathering in Balti-
more two men from different sec
tons of the country were discussing
the capabilities of nervous, restless
Americans" for being most slow and
deliberate. The Marylander claimed
the palm for slowness for the in
habitants of the Eastern Shore of
his state.
ut is saying hereabouts," said
he, chat if oysters had been Gre
ated with legs the people of the
Eastern Shore would all have starry
ed to DEATH
''The folks around Mount Monad-
mock have a saying that beats
yours" remarked a Vermont man.
'Of one man up there it used to be
observed that if you were to give
Hiram Higgins forty yards start
stock still would catch him. -Har-
per's Weekly.