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CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1907-01-10
CLASS RECEPTION AT CHRISTIAN
CHURCH FRIDAY NIGHT

The members of ]. w. Emmerson's
Sunday School class, composed of
young ladies and gentlemen, gave a
delightful reception at the Christian
Church last Friday night. The follow
the music being furnished by Prof
Hansdorf's Orchestra:
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1907-01-10
RETURNED HONE FROM TERN
IN THE NAVAL SERVICE

Arthur Parker, who has been In thu
American naval service for the last
three years. returned home today. his
term Of enllstmeaf having expired. :
Arthur has been ON the Pacific stA-
ton ever since leaving home. for .
large part of the time ON thesU. 81.
Adams. with headquarters 1t Bage
Pago. Samoa. His experiences In the
South Seas have not been unpleasant,
but have probably lacked the zest and
variation that a cruise In more north.
ern lntitudes would have giveen him.
We always want little items Of local
interest Persons who have guests or
know OF Canon people visiting slss-
where are invited to send the item n.
CanÌƒon City record. [volume] (CanÌƒon City, Colo.) 1883-192?, 1907-01-10
Diamonds.

When you are IN the market for
diamonds we want to salk to you.
When you boy Diamonds boy
them from some one you know and
have confidence IN and one who
knows the vafue and quality Of a
stone.
We know the business thor
ough1y. We carry a nice line IN
stock, but through our connections
can get anything IN Diamonds,
and get them right.
c. A. Beghto1 & Co.
Jewellers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
NO NEED FOR WORDS.
Brief Pantomlme Told Everything to
the Onlooker.

Harrison Grey Fiske discussed. at a
dinner in New York, the art of act
ing.
Il believe" said Mr.. Fiske, 'in sub
tlsty and restraint. A nod, shake OF
the head, a silent pause-these things
are often more effective than the most
violent yelling and ranting.
Life is like that, subtle and silent,
What, for instance, could be more ex-
pressive than this scene, a scene
without a spoken word, that l once
witnessed in the country?
IAN undertaken stood on a corner
near a noble mansion. He elevated
his brows hopefully and inquiringly
as a physician came from the house.
The physician, COMPRISING his lips,
shook his head decidedly and hurried
TO his carriage. Then the undertaken
with a sigh passed on.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
FURIOUS HUMoR ON CHILD.
Itching, Bleeding Sores Covered Body
Nothing Helped Her-Cuticura
Cures Her in Five Days.

after my granddaughter of about
seven years had been cured OF the
measles, she was attacked about
fortnight later by a furious itching and
painful eruption all over her body,
especially the upper part of it, forming
watery and bleeding sores, especially
under the arms, of considerable size.
She suffered a great deal and for three
weeks we nursed her every night,
using all the remedies we could think
of. Nothing would help. We tried the
Cuticura Remedies and after twenty
four hours we noted considerable i'm
provement, and after using only one
complete set of the Cuticura Remedies
in five consecutive days the little one,
much to our joy, had been entirely
cured, and has been well for long
time. Mrs. F. Ruefenacht, r. F. d. No
8, Bakersfield, Cal, June rs and Jul
20, 1906"
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
NOTHING HID FROM KAISER.
How German Emperor Keeps In Touct
with Worlds Affairs.

The German emperor's interest IN
everything that goes on in The world
is we'll known, but few are aware OF
the trouble he takes to keep in touch
with current affairs. According to a
Munich newspaper, the kaiser reads
at least three papers every day, chang
ing the list several times a week in
order to become fully acquainted with
the ideas of all political parties in the
state. But this by no means exhausts
his appetite for information. Every
day the ministry of foreign affairs, as
we'll as that Of the Interior has to pro-
vide newspaper cuttings, properly
named and dated, and pasted on slips
ready for the emperors perusal.
These he carefully reads, making mar
ginal notes as he goes along, and they
are then scrupulously classified and
put aside ready for immediate refer
ence. Often, too, the emperor asks
for cuttings relating to the particular
technical subjects in which for the
time he is specially interested.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
PROVIDENCE WAS IN 1T.
Fortunate Meeting Surely Brought
About by Hand of Fate.

A Notwithstanding man shared my
seat on the train as 1 was travelling
through Indiana, and after we had
been talking for couple of hours a
very communicating woman got on at
a station. l saw the man look very
hard at her, and directly after she had
taken a seat he rose up and said:
Excuse me, stranger, but,l think
used to know that woman, and I'll go
over and see her."
He was gone about an hour, and l
had forgotten all about him when he
returned to say:
Eyes, knew her. Durn my cats If
it didn't turn out to be my first wife!"
at did?"
"Sure's you live. We was divorced
leven years ago, and since then I've
been married twice and lost both
women by death. 1 surely believe the
hand of Providence is in it."
For just what reason?"
"Why, I've got nine children that
need a mother, and Hammer is willing
to try 1t again and see if we cant get
along better!"-Exchange.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
The cure for automobiles is col

stabilius.
Some people build very pretty
homes where they may rest their
bodies with never a chance therein
to rest their hearts.
High finance is all right, If you are
on the high side.
Love makes the world go round,
but it takes money to make the auto
mobile do likewise.
see that the youngest soldier to
enter the Civil war, is dead again.
Speaking of husbands, a South Da-
kota woman has one that seems
more like a friend than a husband"
He never beats her.
suppose a small catastrophe is a
"kittenastrophe."
Beatrice Fairfax says intoxication
among women is growing. Boys, it's
time for us to declare "the lips that
touch liquor shall never touch mine. "
A Missouri woman who has made
four unsuccessful attempts to kill
herself should go to Chicago and
try to cross one of the city's boule-
wards at $40 in the afternoon. This
is when the automobiles own the
streets.
Never walk behind a mule until
you have made friends with him.
Then put your trust in God and go a
long way round.
Does holding a girl before mar.
rage teach a man to support her
afterwards?
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
HAD A FELLOW FEELING.
Aunt Susan's Heart Went Out to
"Pore Missus Astor."

Uncle Eli felt he knew the metropo-
lis pretty WE'LL Had he not been there
three times in four years-and twice
he had ridden on the elevated. So
when he brought Aunt Susan with
him ION the fourth trip he naturally
assumed the role of guide.
She marveled at everything until
they sat down for luncheon. They
had gone into the Aston house for that
meal, but all it's other marvels seemed
lost on the visiting country hostess, as
she looked open-eyed at the crowds
that filed not only the corridors but
the restaurants. Scarcely had they
found seats, when this amazement
took definite shape.
ELI" said she in STACEY whisper
81 can't set here an eat peaceably
jes' must go downstairs an help pore
Missus Astor with the cookin' an
dishes. bohemia
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
A Terrible Possibility.

Little Lucy came home from school
crying piteously. 1t was some time
before the family could learn the
cause of her trouble, but finally the
sobbing grew less violent and she
walled out:
Teacher says-if l don't get my
spelling lesson-she's going to make
an example of me, and-if she puts
me there, Tm-afraid the scholars will
rub me ou-t!'-Detroit News Trib-
1lnp
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
HOME MADE REMEDY
INEXPENSIVE AND EASILY PRE-.
PARED BY ANYONE.
Is Said to Promptly Relieve Backache
and Overcome Kidney Trouble and
Bladder Weakness Though Harm
less and Pleasant to Take.

What will appear very interesting
to many people here is the article
taken from a New York daily paper,
giving a simple prescription, as formu-
lated by noted authority, who claims
that he has found positive rem
edy to cure almost any case Of back
ache or kidney or bladder derange-
ment, in the following simple prescrip-
ton, If taken before the stage of
Bright's disease:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Shake we'll in bottle and
take in teaspoonful doses after each
meal and again at bedtime.
A well-known authority, when asked
regarding this prescription, stated
that the ingredients are all harmless,
. and can be obtained at small cost
from any good prescription pharmacy,
or the mixture would be put up if
asked to do so. He further stated that
while this prescription is often pre-
scribed in rheumatic Affections with
splendid results, he could see no rea-
son why it would not be a splendid
remedy for kidney and urinary trou-
bles and backache, as it has peculiar
action upon the kidney structure,
cleansing these most important or
gans and helping them to sift and
filter from the blood the foul acids
and waste matter which cause sick
ness and suffering. Those who suffer
can make no mistake in giving it a
trial.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Before using Doan's Kidney Pills 1
suffered everything from kidney trou-
bles for year and half. I had pain
in the back and head, and almost con-
tinuous in the loins and felt weary all
the time. A few doses of Doan's Kid
ney Pills brought great relief, and l
kept on taking them until in a short
time I was cured. l think Doan's
Kidney Pills are wonderful"
For sale at all dealers. SO cents a
box. Foster ilburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
Saved.


Saved.
I've got just this one thing to write
Tonight!
And then I'm through.
The skies are blue
Whoa! That won't do! Ill
The skies, fear,
Are gray this time of year
Or, are they red? q
Sometimes my head Il
Don't work just right :y,
Along lords night! h'N,g
I met a maid
Oh! This is played! -
Besides I'm married now,
And you'll allow
It's risky meeting pretty girls
With coral lips and Titan curls! i.
Let's see
BY gee,
I've written sixteen things today
(And still I've got some bills to pay3
Six poems and a lot of junk!
OF course the most of it is punk,
But when you turn a poem crank
From morn till night it amt no prank!
You know a fellows head gets sore
If worn so dog-gone near the core!
My tank Of think
Is on the blink!
! The dope's run dry
The muse is shy!
The rhythm winks its other eye!
The dingus has a hot box. too!
The whole COMPOUNDED lifting crew
Has struck and left me in stew!
And, Bill,
There's still,
Just one thing more I've got to write
Tonight
The copy boy Is yelling now
He's after me, I'll bet COW.
He wants some more of "Uncle By!'
He says I'm Shyi
Great guns! l wish that imp would dle'
The clock hands race
With rapid pace,
While l sit idly thinking-What?
oh, what! oh, what! oh, what!
What have got
To write lot
About?
Oh, kraut!
Oh, inspiration, come to me!
Oh, gee!
Oh come, nice, pretty little thought,
Come rhyme and reason, holly sought;
Comet Come! On graceful wing
And help me write this one last THING:
What's that?
Scat! Scat
I hear the clock
Across tn block!
l pale!
l fail! - .5t..
+, Gone all my JOY
! The copy boy!
No!
Go,
You imp Of inky black!
| And hurry back!
! Tho l am weak and worn and sore,
Here Is your PESKY ONE THING
MORE!
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
Effective Rat Poison.

A new plague protective or rat
poison has been discovered in India.
1t consists of pasty substance inocu-
lated with bacillus. According to re-
port a rat which takes enough to
cover pins head will not only die,
but will infect every other rat with
which it comes in contact. Five vii
lagos have been selected by the gov
eminent in which to make tests of
the new poison.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
"Mere Man."

It is not the ideal man that woman
has to live with. The worst service
she can do the actual man is to ex-
pect too much of him. Do not treat
him as important or magnificent, or
anything of that kind. He has no
abilities for the part. There is moth
ing great about man. He is human.
Which is a comfortable thing day by
day so long as you treat him prop
erly.-The Newsletter.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
S10O Reward. 500,

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there at least dreaded disease that science
has been able TO cure in all Its stages and that Is
Catarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive
cure now known TO the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease requires constitu-
tlOnal treatment. Hairs Catarrh Cure is taken IN
tenally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and assist
ing nature In doing its work. The prOprletOrs have
much faith in It's curative powers that they oer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that It falls 70
cure. Send for list Of testimonials.
Address T. J. CHENEY CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, t5c.
Take EalIs Family Pills for constipation.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

they get out or order
it causes backache,
headaches, dizziness,
languor and distress
ing urinary troubles.
Keep the kidneys
well and all these
sufferings will be
saved you. Mrs. S. A.
Moore, proprietor of
a restaurant at Wa
terville, Mo-, says:
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
Full Of Knots.

The lanky tramp removed his tat
tered hat and displayed his intellect
ual brow.
"Ah, lady" he confided, Il have
brains to burn. There is nothing l
like better than to tackle knotty prob
lens"
The busy housewife reached for the
ak.
Indeed" she said. We'll, go
down to the woodpile. You will find
that last load the most knotty prob
lem you ever tackled during your
career"
He tnat does good for goods sake
seeks neither praise nor reward, but
he is sure of both in the end.-Penn.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
When the Orator SCARED.

In the course of an address eXtolling
the virtues of the medical profession,
DR.. L. B. McBrayer of Asheville, N. c.,
used the following characteristic
southern language:
Gould borrow from the sun his
CHEEKY smile, from the moon her
golden beams of light, from the south
ern zephyrs their softness, from the
rose it's fragrance, from the rainbow
its celestial beauty, from the babbling
brook its laughter and song, from the
sea it's awe and wonder, from the val
ley it's serenity, and from the noun
tains their majesty and put these
down upon a piece of azure blue sky,
with comets for commas and planets
for periods, might then paint for you
what the practice of medicine is like"
The extraordinary popularity Of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiffener
makes half the usual quantity of Starch
necessary, with the result of perfect
finish, equal to that when the goods
were new.
Sore disappointments Of today often
prove the grand blessings of to-mor-
row.-Faber.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
RAD lime.

If you want to live long, be mad at
something or somebody all the time.
OF course, you won't live as long as
good-natured people who laugh and
keep fat, but it will seem longer.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Who is the mighty man? He who
subdueth his temper. Who is rich?
He who is content with his lot.-Ep-
ictetus.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

BY following the directions, which
are plainly printe1, on each package OF
Defiance Starch, Mems Collars and
Cuffs can be made just as stiff as de-
sired, with either gloss or domestic
finish Try it, 16 OF. for 1Oc, sold by
all good grocers.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Know how to give without hesita
ton, how to lose without regret, how
to acquire without meanness.-George
Sand.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Lewis Single Binder straight sc cigar.
Made of extra quality tobacco. Your
dealer or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
pennIn Who Stand lied.

II. c. Fitch has put in a row of
hitching posts on the west side of the
street south of the store for the &C.
commodation Of the people who have
need OF them.-Burt (Kan.) Citizen.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Love never dies of starvation, but
often of Indigestion
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Who has no money must have no
wishes.-Italian.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Circumstances are dot in our pow
er; virtues are.-Dean Farrar.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
TIRED BACKS.

The kidneys have great work to
do in keeping the blood pure. When
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

DON'T SPOIL YOUR CLOTHES.
Use Red Cross Ball Blue and keep them
white as snow. All grocers. &c. package.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04

Sore disappointments OF today often
prove the grand blessings of to-mor-
row.-Faber.
The Chanute times. [volume] (Chanute, Kan.) 1897-1913, 1907-10-04
Opportunity Knocks
Why Not Open the Door?

Buy Now When You Can Get In On the Ground Floor.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-22
Senator TiIIman word.Pictures
 linstreIs in United States Senate

Washington, Jan. 22.-In antici- patton of fieid day in the senate on Brownsville. the galleries were packed a nalf hour be: r4 the opening of the session yesterday. Senator Ti,inlan took the floor at the conclusion of the morning busi- ness to reply 10 tue recent criticism of himself by Senator Spooner.
 As a prelude to this he paid his complimen-s to senator's who had spoken on tte Brownsville incl dent. He said the press had de- nominated him .'the burntcork artist of the senate," and he added if he were "entitled to this ap- pellation or that of .Pitchfork Ben at one end of the minstrel line. certainly Fire Alarm Joe Senator Foraker) ought not to be ignored at the other. We both do the Orlando and Furioso act admirably" he said.
 Senator Culberson was dcsigrar- ed as performing solo on the "bones'' in praise of the president: Senator Daniel was called the bril- liant and courtly senator from Vir ginia," whose speciality is oratcry and who works his rhetoric over time.
 Next said Mir. Tillman, Eve have the dying swan, smiling Tom of Colorado, which state was re- gently bought at auction by one Guggenheim and the swan song is dirge for the dying Democracy of the North, stabbed in it's vitals by Ben's pitchfork. His act is very pathetic, indeed, and always brings tears into the eyes of the audience.
 Refers to Carmack.
 Next we have the redoubted Ten nessean, who was once knight. a
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-22
SPECIAL ASSESSMENT.

The tax book for the collection oi the special assessment upon the real property in Sewer District No. for the purpose of constructing sewers. has been placed in my hands. All owners of real property lying in the district are required to pay their as- sessments to me within thirty days from this date. If such payment is not made action will be commenced at the end of that time for the collection of said assessment and forslegal pen- alties and costs.
 Given under my Shand this second day of January, 1907.
 J. P. ALEXANDER, Collector.
 Office corner Fourth avenue and Pine street 1 8 got
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-22

LILLIAN II. MOODY. amazement of all ID proved himself to be fully qualified d passed.
 &En the direct line of the Moody fam
 efere have been five judges of the gher courts, three of whom were ief justices. Joseph Moody, one of p attorney generals ancestors, was ern puritanical minister in Ports <outh who, on account of his zeal, sui. red Imprisonment. He assisted the ght of Philip English and his wife at e time of the witchcraft delusion. e was an earnest. outspoken advo. te of those oppressed for wjtchcraft. The Rev: Joseph Moody of York, Me-, as he was always called. "Handker- ief Moody. was another relative.
 sSQfered from n nervous disorder on couht of the accidental killing of a tend in his youth. This weighed up
 his mind as the guilt of an unfor- ven sin. and. deeming that he was hht to mingle with the world, he al. says kept handkerchief sver his hcc when he xas forced tc eat with
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-22
BACK GIVES OUT.
Plenty of Pine Bluff Readers Have
 This Experience.

You tax the kidneys them
 They can't keep up the continual strain.
 The back gives out-it aches and pains;
 Urinary troubles set in.
 Don't wait 1onger-take Deans Kid ney Pills.
 Pine Bluff people tell you how they act.
 Claud Clegg of the Pine Bluff Paint and Wall Paper company, AT Main street, and living at 116 West Eff teenth street, Pine Bluff, Ark. says: "For about a month wasyconsider- ably annoyed by a pain ana lameness across my kidneys. Stqfping over and attempting to strighten up would cause sharp pains to da1t through me like knife thrnsts. Having heard many satisfactory \rep(rts about Do- ans Kidney Pills fr6mfpeople who had used them, gave them a trial, and less than half a box of them caused the lameness to entirely disappear. There has been no return of the trouble since, and have recommend ed your remedy to number of my acquaintances and shall continue to do so." For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Foster-Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doans- and take no other.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-22
urs Not Always What They Seem.

Does the average fur buyer know that the far eastern mink is simply dyed marmot with the tlack stripes painted In with toothbrush? Eoes tue buyer know thlt the low price& black lynx sets ar- nothing bat con- mon wildcats Or i.ounlauiau cats O. in some eases so.t Chinese wolf skim Does he know ..lat the white ermine pillow huff, .e.....ig for song are .ea.iy weasels. ana "p.!ow weasels q:
 hat since q whit weasel commands ,lnlost as high d pi'.ce as its dear rela- tive. the er!nine: Then the sable lynx scarfs and muIfs that sell for a few dollars are of course nothing but coney or hare. wil!e the cheaper caracal sets are simply k.d astraHhan. which Is something entirely different from cara cal-as different indeed as ordinary Persian is from broadtail. The beau tiful imitation white fox sets that ap pear also are generally mouf1on, or tI some cases combed white tibet.-Nu gents Bulletin.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-01-22

very Hotspur in the lists, whose spear has rung true and clear on the visor of the usurper at the White House and who has made the sparks fly in many an onset, but his spear head is broken off he has been unhorsed, but before re- tiring from the lists he seizes a garland of flowers, and, placing it On his headless weapon (now, alas, no longer of any useJ, he lays it at the victorious Roosevelt as a peace offering and joins the min strels to sing last song to the victor of Brownsville, w;so whistles Democrats to come to the White House and lick the hand which has so often smote them. His spe- cialty is a song fRenominate our idea or give us back our plat form.'"