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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19
LOCAL EXCHANGE
HAS LITTLE VIM
Trading is Lighter Than It Has
Been for Some
B Time.
DEALERS ARE NOT WORRYING.
Believe Mari.et VIII he Stronger when
Prices Have Settled to More
Sensible Basis.

Trading Ibis morning on me local
mining stock exchange was exceptional
IN lights the forenoon totals helnS oul
1e.u5s shares with selling value OF
s15.o62ss. These figures do not look
well when compared with yesterday
1orenoon's totals of ss,0ss shares WITH
a selling value OF sSs,609.ff bust why
trading should drop of with such q
slump Is not known. Yesterday tore-
Moons trading was lively and gave
promise Of ma active week. There
seems To I've feeling that the mar
kcts all over the country are settling to
a more sensible basis, All stocks have
climbed until they are controlling val
mes which only the best OF them could
back up. Nevada stocks have climbed
10 big figures AND now aided largely
by the present conditions in Goldfeld
are coming down to earth again. Deal
crs, as whole, are watching the quiet
market with satisfaction, believing con-
dItions are to he better and less inflated
than heretofore,
UNCLE SAM ACTIVE,
Uncle Sans YVES amoug the most ac-
tive local stocks during the regular call
yesterday. The following sales show
that this stock was firm around the
IS figure: 500 at 49, 500 at a71a. 500 at
4S1s. and 1900 at 40, Beck Tunnel went
at SIZE. $50 shares drawing this fig
Ire "A thousand shares Of Black Jack
went at &C. followed by the transfer OF
200 at a price one cent higher Dromf-
dairy Hump got into the game this
morning after a long silence. 200 shares
selling at AZ, Mountain Lake made i
two-cent climb IN two sales 100 shares
selling for 81 and the second block of
100 shares drawing 81 cents. These
I transfers constituted the transactions
of the regular board. Dickering con-
stunned much time and the wide breach
between bids" and asks side tracked
sales. Columbus Con- opened business
on the open board three sales being re-
corded for this favorite. All added $50
shares were transferred; the stock
climbing from thc25 TO $3.50 with drop
10 $50 in between. The sales In order
follow. 500 M s5.2bs 200 at $500 and 50
at $3.50. lngpt has been q. heavy seller
for The past few days. A block conf
prising 1900 shares sold at 1lih during
the Open board A second sale OF 25S
shares knocked half-cent off this
price, Yankee went AT &C this morning.
This stock lis strong The sales and
closing quotations follow:
ToDAY'S QUOTATIONS.
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WEATHER REPORT

Record at the local office Of the wsath-
err bureau for the "A hours ending at
a. m today:
Temperature at a. nj, 81 maximum
IS; minimum, CO.. mean, "a. which Is % de-
grces above normal.
Total precipitation since the FIRST OF The
month. lss Inch, which Is IS inch above
She normal
Accumulated excess In precipitation
since Jan. /, Z, s6 inches.
Relative humidity, % per cent
FORECAST TILL p NJ. WEDNESDAY
I.ocai forecast for Salt Lake City and
vicinity:
Rain and colder tonight wednesday
rain or snow; colder
IL. J. HYATT
section Director
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GETS LEAD KINGS ORE.

The American Smelling & Refining
company has contracted with the Lead
King Mining company TO handle its
output for the next year, Bad roads
have kept the Lead King from shipping
during the Hast few months. but il Is
expected consignnents from the prop
erty Will be arriving at the Murray
smelters within short time. The Lead
Kings ore Is great for fluxiug purposes,
so there was lively bidding for the con-
tract, 1t is said that bonus OF $3.50
a ton is paid for Its highest grade ore,
which goes over 20 per cent lead. The
company purchased the Modoc recently
for $500, This claim is ON the Lead
Kings principal vein and the acquisi-
tion is considered q maSter stroke
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.
TODAY'S.

Glenn r. Boutwell, to Jens Peter
Jacobsen, loss Z. 8 etc, block i,
Alta Place Observation-Disclosures 40
The Mlddlesex Banking 90. to CEN
trial 1nyt Co., land In section q,
township ] south. range / west $50,
Henry c. Hoffman to Mary Mo
Gem, lot IL, block /, Mary
lsttu SuD. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES,
c. c. Hansen Green to Hannah Has
sard, lot ~, block O. iO-aere plat
c. j. Harper TO Chas III. Hyde,
lots Is, etc. block 2, Walkers sub. 70l
c. Petersen 10 Ida Stringham ct al,
land III section 81 township ,
south, range l west --...,,,.--..,,, sN
JOS Geertsen to Geo P. Crabtree,
lots q. etc. block 10. Perkins
S, Mckay 10 Josephine M. Miller,
part OF lot /, block s. plat Be- sp0C
Florence Nefr ct al to Geo. r. Jones.
part of section q. township
north, range j west ...,.-.-.,..,-.- 1000
Michael llosk0pf to Florence Mem
81 al, part Of section q. township
north. range / west .-..,,,,--
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Charles Chynoweth OF CaIuinent,
Michigan has returned TO this city af
ter visiting the Columbus Con, at Alta.
He has been for years stakeholder
in this property ard has an abundance
OF faith In 1t. Mr.. ChSnoweth says the
past year has made AN encouraging
difference In the mine. So wen pleased
with the condition OF the Columbus
Con. Is the Michigan IMAM that he says
he would like 10 purchase the South
Columbus Con-, which he says Will de-
velop Into a mine as rich as it's neigh
Dor The fact that the Columbus Con.
has plenty OF shipping ore in its work.
Ines which are all above the 800 foot
depth Is regarded as most encouraging
because 1t Is expected that big ore
bodies viii be found at lower depths.
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y. IL. POWELL listening To-
what people who called on me had to
say, they had to agree with me. They
heard people come in and tell me that
for years they had been near the grave
with Briyhts disease or lung trouble,
or kidney complaint and all manner
of diseases and that the New Discov-
cry had cured them. OF course these
people were mistaken. it was nothing
but their stofnachs- AS a matter of
fact when the stomach gives out
most everything else is thrown out OF
order too.
When Il person feels tired and dull
and Respondent, is losing flesh and
don't sleep we'll, has a poor memory
n bad taste in the mouth, coated
tongue, and other troubles, he's liable
to believe a lot of THINGS are the mat
ter with him. Nine chances To one it's
his stomach. i've seen Cooper's New
Discovery bring back health to too
many people In Just this shape 10 be-
lieve anything else. Here's a letter
about IL;
Il suffered for long time without
knowing just what was the matter
with me- ssldom felt like eating /
lost greatly In weight. My digestion
was extremely poor and when / did
was constipated and frequently suffer-
ed from nerve. racking, violent head
aches When / heard OF what the
Cooper remedies were doing for others
resolved to try them.
Relief came with the first bottle.
My appetite and digestion improved
rapidly. am no longer constipated
nor do have those dreadful head
aches. I sleep well and am gaining
flesh" C. Fl. Powell. 10 Harrison Adj
dition, Duluth. MINI
We are selling Immense quantities
of these medicines and our customers
express great satisfaction.
n i Hill T1rue On en- w erd O.. S.t
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PRODUCE.
CHICAGO.

Chicago. March 1s.-The wheat market
opened weak on active selling by pit
traders. but quickly recovered all the loss
on good buying BY commission houses.
The weakening Influences at the opening
were lower. liverpool cables and liberal
receipts in the northwest, The strength
OF oats and corn caused a demand which
brought about the reaction In prices, May
wheat opened x 10 Il lower at 7hJkSI15it
and sold at 7sssQ7bia-
Shorts were active buyers In the corn
pit and the market was strong. May op-
ened unchanged 10 Il higher al l5ls to 45gs
and sold A l61s
The oats market was strong because
OF local receipts which were below eS-
pectasion. May oats opened + 10 a higher
at iO1s 10 40Ss and sold UP to ~.
The provisions market was firm on a r.
cent advance IN the price OF live hogs.
Trading was moderately active. May pork
unchanged AZ sQl. and ribs were 21sp5
lower at S. S215efs So.
Cash; Wheat--NO 2 red, l41s; No 9 red
7sgG41s; No: , hard. 7assg7e; ~ hard;
DO, so}7iss; No, 8 spring, 5sg5$2;
oats-No. 2, allkk No D All,
Close: wheat-May, 1s3s9p16; IuIy. 7Tssf9
toru-Alay 1873 July, as.sg4esl,
PoTk-llay. I5'fsts Iuly. i5.s7ia dl5.so.
1aSd-Alhy $ 92ls; July. 800.
Rye-Cfish, 60.
Barley-~Cash- 6sQTl,
SUGAR AND COFFEE.
New York March le---Susar raw.
steady. Fair. refining, 3; centrifugal, .96
test. 35s molasses sugar. y.
Refned-Steady. Crushed. 400 POWDER
ed, $50; graduated. s.TO.
coree-steady No, Rio 7aG7lt; No.
4 Santos. 81
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HELENA GAS FRANCHIS
City Council RevolSss IL After Protract.
cd and Bitter Debate.

Helena, Mont, March 1s.--rhe gas
franchise OF the Helena Light and
Railway com pany was revoked by the
city council early today because of
the alleged poor quality OF gas served
tests made by the city showing only
JIG to SO per cent OF the required
strength,
The ordinance revolting the fran
chise prevailed by vote OF TO 6, and
was preceded by one OF the most pro.
na-eted and bitter debates of recent
Years. The White company OF New
York is the owner OF the light and
railway company
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VIA NIAGARA FALLS AND
LEHIGH VALLEY r. r.
To New York.

A delightful trip at any season. The
route of the Lehigh Valley Is famed for
Its scenic beauty, and comfort Is as
suTed on Its vestibuled trains, Its
double track is stone ballastei
throughout and trains are protected
by automatic electric block signals
Your local ticket agent will sell YOU
tickets reading over the Lehigh VAL
ley from Niagara Falls or Buffalo TO
New York or Philadelphia.
Descriptive matter mailed on request
10 Chas. 8, Lee, q. T. A.. 14S Liberty
St. New York.
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DO NOT BE IlrposEp UPON.

Foley & Co.. Chlcaeo Originated Honey
and Tar as a throat and lung remedy
and on account OF the great merit aud
popularity OF EOley's Honey and Tar
maly limitations are offered for the gen.
uina. These worthless limitations have
similar sounding names. Beware OF them
The genuine Foley's Honey and Tar Is in
yellow package, Ask for 1t and refuse
any substitute. II is the best remedy for
coughs and colds. Sold bS F. j. Hill Drug
Co.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

some doctors
IN st, Paul,
Mimi, that
one half OK all
$ ! C k n e ss is
caused by the
storna CHI AT
ter I assured
them that my
medicine did
nothing but
put the stpm-
ach In shape
and they had
spent a day
taH.,,.t
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cUREs Old SORES.

WeEtmorcland kans. May B. 1902, Hal
lard SHOW Ilnlment Coz Your SNOW Iin
ment cured an Old sore on The Side Of nv
ehln that WAS supposed 10 be canref
THE sOTe was stubborn ana woui M,
Yield 10 treatment unul tried snekr IN
iment, which did the work In short or
der Ny sister. Mrs sophia j, Carson. Al.
lensyllle, Mlfen CO. Pa. has a sore ana
mistrusts that II Il a cancer. Please send
her lor, bottle Sold by n O. 81 /. DRUG
Dept, ~ and ia South Main st. n
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LISTEN

And remember the ueSt time YOU suffer
from nAin-caused BY damp weather
when your head nearly bursts from nett
ralgIa-try Billiards. Snow Ilnlflent IL
VIII cure you. a prominent business man
~ Hampstead, Texas writes, II have us
cd your ilnlmont. Previous 10 uselng Ii
was great sufferer from rheumatism
and Neuralgia, ! am pleased to say now
am free from these complaints. / am
sure owe this 70 your liniment." Sold
South Main st. b
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BOISE RURAL CARRIER.


Washington, u. G., March Is.--Mol-
he ,, Fsltea mas been appointed regu-
lar and claud w. Pelton suhsIitute
fnral carrier route al Boise. ida
Charles Fleacher has been anpnint-
cd postmaster at Rongs, Fremont
county, .Wyomlns. Vice Gilbert stcveha
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-19

G. II. Burhans- of Carlisle Center n. Y
writes, About four years ago wrote
you stating that had been enNrey cured
OF severe kidney trouble by taking less
than two bottles OF FoIey's Kidney Cure,
1t entirely stopped the brickdu sedl-
ment. and pain and symptoms % kidney
that have never had return OF any OF
those symptoms during the four years
that have elapsed and ! arm evidently
cured 70 stay .enTed, and heartily recon-
mend Foley's Kidney Cure 10 any one suf-
ferlng from kidney or bladder trouble"
Sold by E. j. ETH Drug Co.
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THROUGH TO cAI1ENTE

Salt Lake Ronte train leaves d. m
for Milford and CAllenve. STAGES 5or
ploche and Dc La Mar Fay slatelins
ana all Dixie
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REGULAR GAIL.


Uncle Sam-6OO al As; 500 at 5T1k.
500 at 1885 1900 at 80.
Beck Tunnel $50 AT LIE
Black, 900 at Sc; zoe at or,
Colorado Mining--lhO at 2s2Rs
400 ut 2,36; 500 at 2.a7 ~ 100 at q 40.
Dromedary Hulnp--2oO at AZ
Mountain I.ake--l0o at 81: 100 at
OPEN BOARD.
Columbus ousolidated--JOo at 5.95;
200 at SEQ 30 at $50
lngot-4 500 at II y 96s at II,
South Columbus 100 ~ 1.2O
Uncle Sam--l0O at lS7s
Sanl1ee--5OO At GO buyer 80.
NATURALIZATION.
Shares. Value.
Regular cal ,s-,t.,, 1880 s 7.fO6 80
Open board ,..,.-.,1l.s0S 7,s5s.3s
Totals ..t.-,,..,l9.o5S sl5Os2.sS
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GEO Q. CANNON ASSo CITATION.
BROKERS', "a u. So. Temple. Both
Phones Dlp.
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Something that has long been needed
in Salt Iake--a permanent exhibit OF
uHah's resources and products, You will
find u most Instructive and interesting
one at the Chamber OF Commerce, 5s-5s
west Third South street, Free adrnts-
s1On
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UNION ASSAY or1eIcE.

NJ, s. Hanauer- J. " Sadler
1852 So. West Temple. r, o. box Lass
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VISITS COLUMBUS CON,

Cannon 4 Cannon. Mining stock, BTpk.
ers, Is T., SO, TEN. IND. Tel 27sl; Bell 2l9l
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II. II. Snow 6 Co, Stock Brokers.
q Commercial Blk Both Phones 1878
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We have Just received a new sup
PLY Of fancy wedding stationery. Call
and see samples,
THE DESERET NEWS,
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II. NJ WEST & Co, stock brokers.
D. +. walker Blk. Tel 1G5s res s51 OK.
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A. S. CAMPBELL.
Stock Broker. 216 u. II. Walker Block
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SHORT TALKS BY
L. IT. COOPER.
THE STOMACH.

Ny but peoples stor1nachs do cause
lot OF trouble. | offered to wager
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We are selling Immense quantities
of these medicines and our customers
EXPRESS great satisfaction
IT. j. Hill Drug Co., so w. End So st.
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Totals ..'.-,...,l9.o5s slsosass
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29
SOMETHING ELSE.

and it's very interesting reading"
''Sof Well. what did Charles +. Yerkes
dor
"He bought street car line in Phila-
delphia on trust,
"Yes7"
"Then he bonded 1t for four times what
he paid for it and sold the bonds. Then
he paid cash for another line and bonded
that. He began without dollar and
made eight millions in five years.
"WellT'
"Well, was Just thinking that II you
were fnancier why you didn't do the
same thing You must have had just as
good a chance as Mr.. Yerkes had"
MY dear" said the husband az he
looked up with proud smile pn his face,
what Mr.. Yerkes accomplished doenn't
begin with the little scheme / have car
riad through during the past year.
"Oh Charlie, have you been making
millions of dollars and not saying word
: to me about itf'
Better than that, my dear. We have
been boarding with your folks for thiF-
teen months now, and the old man hann't I
seen the color of my money yeti II
Charles T. Yerhes wants to fool around
with old street car lines Jet hinQ 50
aheadp JOE KERR
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29
Working a Racket.

He was a young man of twenty-five and
he had a seif-satisfed air that bordered
on the exultant Finally, he could stand
1t no longer and he turned to the man
beside him and said
II don't look like q man who has just
made FIVE hundred dollars right In these
hard times, but yet such is the fact"
II wouldn't have believed it, replied
the other, who had Just had to put up
more margin with his broker and wanted
to say something mean to somebody
mo, Of course not. don't look fly.
but that's where you all make mistake.
I got married the day that stocks touched
their lowest point. Not one young man in
a million would have dared to do 1t, but
knew my gait. Got married and promised
the little girl trip to Europe and re-
turn. figured that ave hundred plunks
would enable us to see Paris and LON
DON"
sweilr' queried the disgruntled man.
"well, let her pack her trunks and
then l showed her that article in the pa
pers about the Pope Manufacturing Com
pany going to the wall for the want OF
the ready. Two hours later / showed her
the clipping about 1000 New York brok-
ers being obliged to give up their autos.
Then showed her that twenty-one SUM
mer hotels had gone bankrupt. Then fol-
lowed the suspension OF four big brokers,
the wall from Standard OIL. the Presi-
uent's speech and the failure Of several
big business firms. When had come to
the last she said to me:
Charley, we won't bridal tour. II
wouldn't be business. Well stay right
home and snye that Ave hundred"
And you handed It over to her Of
course y
"Did II Not exactly. It's right bere In
my hind pocket to play poker with TO-
night It's Just the same as II found Il
In the road Five hundred isn't much OF
saving Ill admit, but it's. better than
for a regular 0Dcls Reuben. didn't you--
ma IA nAT JOE KERR
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29

There was a man standing under the
store awning with a closed umbrella In
his hand, waiting for his car to come
along The rain fell upon the just and the
unjust and one of the latter. who was
without ali umbrella, came along after
two or three minutes and stepped under
the awning to observe:
Nice shower, this?"
Yes"
"po the potatoes goodT'
t"Yes."
Looks as If 1t had set in for all day7"
''Yes."
Seeing that umbrella In your hand re-
minds me- Do you know that there are
not fifty people in America, who know
how to carry an umbrella over their heads
to get the best protection from 1t? There's
a case In point on the other side of the
street That man carries his umbrell
pitched so FAR forward that while his toes
are kept dry his heels and back are sop
ping wet. Do you see ft?"
why. yes"
"All of you do the same thing. women
and all. They get. just 'one-half the protec-
tion they should.
But you know how it should be done p"
sarcastically remarked the man who was
waiting
II do. sir. I have made an art as well
as n convenience out of it. Once you get
the right way 1t Is just as easy as the
wrong way. Your umbrella for moment,
please. Now, then, hold 1t this way
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29

confidence that he can tell snips from
a rabbit.
He has posted himself until he knows
that the snipe makes his lair In the
marsh. The more marsh the more snpa.
The more snipe the more victims.
The snipe could just as well seat him
self ON dry land under tree and wait
to be peppered, but he is mean about It.
He compels the hunter to come to him,
and that means wading in swamps from
knee to hip deep.
Gaily comes the morn when the hunter
hies him forth. He hears the wild duck
calling to him him, but be heads her not he
hears the cock partridge drumming on the
uplands. but he closes his ears to- the
sounds. Bob White Is whistnng down
where the wheat was harvested, but who
would eat quail when snipe are to be had
S-s-s-h! The marshl
S-s-s-hI the plaintive notes Of the snipeI
The water-the grass-.the wnding-the
old stumps and logs!
Bangl Missed himl
More water-more grass-more mud
more stumps and logsi Another snipe
arises. Same as before. The snipe shakes
his tail and Is away
shoot-miss. Hours 60 by un-
noticed. The hunter Is a determined man.
30 are the snipe. At length, as the red
sun of autumn is sinking to his rest,
there Is sudden rise and bang, and
with cry Of triumph the hunter springs
forward---stumples over an old root ana
goes down with a splash and selves his
futtering prize by the leg and utters q
ringing whoop.
he has come very close to fatally
wounding crow. JOE KERR.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29

The Long Island farmer had cultivated
two acres Of fall cabbages, and although
the drought lasting sixty-five days he had
sprinkied them with hose and wind
mill and brought them safely through and
to perfection. He had the only cabbages
for ten miles around. He knew 1t and
felt himself trust. He would set his own
price and make the grocers and the people
pay 1t. He drove into Brooklyn with a
wagon load Of his crop the other day. and
when he had halted before grocery and
been asked bis price he promptly replied.
Seven cents apiece, and not farthing
less
"I'll give you FIVE"
wouldn't think Of IT,
"Therell be plenty coming. in this week
at FIVE
Cant be. I've got the only cabbages
in Nassau county, and they've got to
bring me in seven cents apiece"
my friend, perhaps you read of the
Standard Oil Company being fined twenty
nine million dollars and over r.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29

well r.
well, the President Is after 1t. Have
you read about the Harvester Trust
President is after that. Same with thu
Liquor Trust. Did you read his Province
town speech the other day7 He's hunting
for more Trusts"
And whatT asked the farmer as he
began to get anxious.
II was trust myself until this morn
ing. Had the only carrots In market and
doubled the price of em. and I'm expect
ing the Attorney General along here every
minute. 1t will be at least $4,000 fine,
and that's the reason I can't pay you
seven cents a head for your cabbages. II
the President himself should happen along
looking for the cabbage Trust"
How much will you pay?"
Give"
Then I'll unload em. Durn my eats II
I'm going to get the whole United States
down on me for the sake Of a>couple Of
dollars !"
JOE KERR.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29

three or four minutes the other hastened
had displayed two arts-the art Of keep
ing his heels dry and the art of keeping
an umbrella when he had got his hands
on 1t. JOE KERR.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29
THE FALL VACATIONIST.

And now the man who didn't care to
take a vacation when the heat and the
mosquito abounded is cleaning up his gun
and buying ammunition for the snipe-
shooting season.
For two months past he has talked
nothing but snipe. He has dreamed Of
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29

Charlie said the bride of year as
she laid down the evening paper she had
been interested In for the last half hour,
s'are YOU what is called a fnancier?'
II am, dear" was the ready reply.
II thought you were. but didn't know
Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-29
SHOWING HIM HOW.

Close to my right shoulder. See7 will
walk up to the corner, and do you watch
me. shall come hack with dry heels,
and from this time on"
He walked. He displayed art in holding
the umbrella. He reached the corner and
turned it. As he did not reappear within