davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

The Central American republics are
trying to get together for the purpose Of
establishing permanent peace. There
promises to be an elegant lot of lighting
in the getting together.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15
Too Much Alive.

Gee Wilkins" exclaimed Farmer
Korntop, after listening to the story. ''he
must be a reg'lar dead beat"
HUH" snorted the victim hes a
blame sight worse'n that. He's a live
one.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

We should think some real marketable
dime novels concerning recent New York
doings might be put out now for circu-
lation throughout the tame and unwoolly
West
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15
MOI with ExpIaining.

Fron. the Columbia state
An English doctor says that first love
can be explained on scientific grounds
But why explain it? Most people wopld
rather forget it.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

1T is impossible not to admire the
temper Of John D. Rockefeller" says the
Philadelphia Record. Still, John D. is
not exactly given to tempeEing the wind
to the shOrn lamb.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15
Unlicensed.

Lots Of people steal nowadays. turged
the burglar. Use that as a plea
'Bahr' sneered the lawyer. You amt
incorporated"
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15
In n Dry Town.

Boss, I've got a sinking sepsation."
well" demanded the druggist. what
30 you want?"
Anything in the way OF a Iife-pre-
server"
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

Poor old Korea; after it had played its
last card, Japan still held several
trurps," says a sympathetic writer
Evidently there was a misdeal, and not
a square deal, in this matter
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

Many people will think it was adding
insult to injury for the Georgia legisla-
ture to pass a prohibition bill and then
clap tax on soda water. too.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

Surgeons everywhere are declining TO
remove the vermiform appendix" saws
the Medical Journal Are ali the opera
tors going on strike?
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

The sentence passed upon the self
appointed Korean delegates to The Hague
viii prevent their return to their native
COUNT, This is q great and noble re-
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

If the author OF I Guess I'll Have to
Telegraph Ny Baby should drop in some
Office and try to do It just now, he might
discover that he has another guess COM
ing.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

Commander Peary is very positive"
that he viii find the pole this time, but
the average man will be inclined to take
the negative side of the bet.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15
FeurfuIIy Foxy.

Il work q foxy scheme on my boy.
He'd rather wash the dishes than wash
his hands. so let him wash tie dishes.
What's the foxy part?"
why. that gets his hands clean"
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

King Edward has tie most remarkable
collection Of sticks in the world" saws a
newspaper writer. Edward is one ruler
however, who is compelled to use his
sticks for ornamental purposes exclu-
siVely.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

That a great change is coming tOver
the minds OF the high classes in Hindu
stan IS Illustrated by nothing 50 welI4as
the modern tendency OF the sons OF
wealthy families 10 seek education else
where than1in England. For years the'
oxford and Cambridge stamp was muqh
sought by the sons of the Indian poten-
tates, and many ,of the rulers Of Hindu
principaliues are graduates of British
universities But for Industrial training
many Of them are now turning 10 Japan
and TO Germany. and some of them are
being educated intUds country. The latest
distinguished student for the United
States is Prince Victor MaraEah. whose
father rules over a Bengal province. It
is announced that he intends entering
Cornell next year. His father has been
impressed by the stories OF Cornell which
other students have spread about, and
he thinks that q course here may tit his
son for the task that Isl before him. The
prince. who is an athlete. will try for q
place on the Cornell football team.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

Looks as though Morocco may develop
a new lot Of Chefoo war correspondents
with decided Mole St Nicolas tendencies.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15
selling chenper Abrand.

From the Columbia State
The Standard OIL is doing Bust what the
Republican tarin encourages.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15
Hmmnn Nature.

To have friends is all very nice.
But no one respects free advice.
We'd much rather 90
To stranger. you know,
And pay an exorbitant price.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

The King Of Siam styles himself The
Brother Of the Sun" Perhaps that's what
makes the sun so hot.
The Washington herald., 1907-08-15

The rich are servants Of the public. q"
says Mr.. John D. Rockefeller. And their
case appears TO be quite as troublesome
as any other servant question.