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The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18

BOOkKEEPERS wanted-This is an age of business, and there is accordingly great call for bookkeepers thoroughly trained in modern methods We teach the most approved and up-to-date sys tems, at low cost, by mail. Write to- day for. Commercial Circular" L C. S.. Box 165S B. Scranton, Pa.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18

barber at once. Address 218 N. Fist St.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18
MONEY TO LEND

s6000 fo loan on real estate; first mort gage, per cent. A. R. Dearborn, 2O23 Third avenue. l2-l-7t NONE1 loaned salaried people and others withourt security; cheapest rates; easiest payments; offices in 63 principal cities: save yourself money by getting our terms first D. H. Holman. room n. Watts building. 2oos Sd avenue. silly
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18

FOR RENT-Three nice connecting rooms partly furnished for light housekeep- ing on first floor to couple without
 children. 622 North 22nd St. 12-1s-2t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18
ROOMS FOR RENT

FOR RENT-Nicely furnished front room to one gentleman only in South High
 lands home. Bath, furnace heat, elec- tricity References required. Call Bell phone 2867. 12-6-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18

FOR RENT-Large, nicely furnished
 room, South Highlands, to one or two gentlemen. Nice walking distance from city Hot and cold water. Peoples phone AZ 11-26-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18

FOR RENT-To gentlemen, nicely fur nished upstairs front room; bath on
 same floor; electric lights. 22l2 4th ave- nue. u-25-tf
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18

THREE or four gentlemen can secure elegant apartments with cultured couple; no children; every modern con
 venience. L-2, care Age-Herald 12-15-7t
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-12-18

HELP WANTED WANTED-Young men and women to learn telegraphy and station work for railroad positions. Birmingham Tele- graph College. Birmingham, Ala.
 10-27- -tf-we-fri WANTED-WhIte butler for private home; registered prescription clerk; city salesman local work; first-class pastry cook: wagon maker; other positions open. 45S Hood Bldg.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
WIT or THE YOUNGSTERS.

tagged Boy-Please, sir, give a poor
orphan a few pennies. Pedestrian
nave o no parents? Ragged Bov-
NO. SIT. They were divorced last week.
Small Bobby-Give me some nia
uamha! Mamma (reprovingly)-Giye
you some pie! Now, what else sbo,,jd
you sayE Small Bobby-Why, get a
move on you.
Aommy-Say, do you have family
prayers at your house every morning?
narry-No; We only have 'em inst he
lore we 90 to bed. We amt afraid Of
anything in daytime.
Mamma-TOmmy, did you strike Mel.
ne' Tommy-Yes, ma'am. Mamma
lou ought to be ashamed of yourself.
what did you strike her for? Tommy
-Cause she struck me back.
Minister-Bobby, do you love your
teacher? Bobby Jagged 6)-Yes. sir.
Mlnister-That's right. Now tell me
why you love her. BObby-Because the
blDle says we must love our
Freddy-What are descendants. M
par Papa-Those who come after us,
son. Freddy-Well, II of sisters
descendants is in the parlor. He come
aIter her to go ridin' In his automo-
bile.
Teacher-COme here, Johnny. Who
heiped you with your lesson1 Johnny
Didn't nobody help me. Teacher
BE careful and tell the truth. Didn't
Willie Jones help you? Johnny-No,
ma'am, he didn't help me. He did It
all by himself.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
500 Reward. 500.

h readers of this paper win ba oles.ed te
earn that there Is at least one dreaded disease
mat eclence has been able to cure in all itS
stegesI and that is Catarrn. HALLS Catarrh
cure Is the only positive cure known to the
meulcal fraternity. Caterrh beinR n %conEtitu
uonAl disease, requires a constitutional treat.
ment. Hairs Catarrh Cur eista Internally.
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
IurIaces OF the system, thereby destroying the
oundatlon OF the disease, and giving the pa
lent strength by building up tie Constitution
Anu assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietor have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
L0I an case that 1t fails to cure. Send for LIST
Of testimonials.
Address. Il. ]. CHENEY A IN Toledo n
sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
M WATERY GRAVE
sTUOENTS IN SAD ACCIDENT
AT SEATTLE.
coshorn and Glen Jacqueth Of
K,IispelI, Mont, Two of the Victims
e.orm Overlook Them While Boat
,,c on Lake Washington-other
parties Had Narrow Escapes.

Cattle. Wash, May 20.-Three
.oung college students, two men and
. olrI were drowned in a canoeing &C.
a,Sont on Lake Washington Sunday.
1nother young man barely escaped
II,h the assistance of friends who
emf 10 his S in a sailboat while
= souall was raging or the lake.
The two men were j. f. Goshorn,
.on of Robert GoshOrn, editor of the
K~alispeTl (Mont.) I~nterlake, and
alon .J~acqueth, son of a Kalispell
Mont engineer and a sophomore stu
dont at the same institution. The girl
Is Edith Vogt, a junior in the Univer-
sity of Washington.
Those three, with Eugene White,
another Washington university stu
dent we're on the lake in a small canoe
when a sudden sqHall came up and
struck them. The canoe filed with
water and sank, leaving the occupants
struggling in the choppy waves. White
almost succeeded in getting the girl
10 the canoe, when both the other men
threw their arms around him and the
four sank, White alone coming up.
Three students in a small sailboat
made a sensational rescue, picking him
I'D while the boat was going at a high
speed
The Stanford students were on their
way home, the university having closed
for the year, and were visiting at the
home of Miss Vogt, who is also from
Kalispell. Miss Vogt is prominent in
university affairs. In the same storm
several other canoes barely escaped
capsizing.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
PLOT TO FREE 1000 PRISONERS.
~"0S'yeerlne Was to Play Important
Part in Chicago Jail.

m, 'aTb IN Chicaqo jail.
Onlcago.-A plot to blow I'D the
county jail and release about a thou.
sand prisoners was frustrated when
b1s guards found in the cell of Charles
.ansen' sentenced to life imprison.
.aent In Joliet penitentiary for the muir.
VI policeman Luke Fitzpatrick, a
esied can of nitro-glycerine. Hansen
ssed to the intended use of the
NTOslVe' according to Jail officials.
O'es passed between Hansen and
ep prisoners in the west wing re-
H. tne plot. A hole was found in
Il "eSt wall, which is in the old part
6nnS, building. The new part of the
l,oD being of steel construc-
,pIr,, was not considered by the con
RE- as being admissible of
l. - Guards found that the prison
ns pe released had bed stats. chairs
IT. ,U uuer weapons carefully disposed
haao meuiate use should an effort be
%Dertn stop their rush through the
HaOe hansen was to make.
Il bense was taken in irons to Joliet
begin his sentence,
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
Good Shows at Spokane,

For the balance of the season at tn,
Spokane theater the bookings are al
follows:
May %, "a and 25-Lllian Russell
June 10 and 11-Henrietta .Crosman
June 10 and 14-"The Bogus Prince.
June 15-Mrs. Leslie Carter.
Tune II and 1S-Otis Skinner.
June 20-Dixie minstrels.
June "a and 25-Viola Allen.
June &c and 27-Ethel Barrymore.
You can have seats reserved by mail
Address Dan l.. Weaver, manager.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
The modern wife is beginning to as

The modern wife is beginning to as
tonish the modern husband. A man
came home at 3 a. m. He took of his
shoes ID the front doorstep. Then he
unlocked the door and went cautiously
upstairs on tiptie, holding his brelth.
But light was streaming through the
keyhole Of the bedroom door. With a
sigh he paused. Then he opened the
door and entered. His wife stood by
the bureau, fully dressed. 81 didn't
expect you'd be sitting up for me, my
DEAR" he said. 81 haven't been," she
said II just came In myself."-Ths
New Voice.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

The trouble with most of us is that
we megaphone the faults of our
friends and whisper when we refer to
their virtues. ,
1t is a disgrace to be poor If it if
your own fault.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
wisconsin's New Senator.

The election of Isaac Stephenson
the wealthy Marinette lumberman' 10
the Wisconsin s~enatorship made va
cant by the resignation of Senator
John C. Spooner, ends another OF those
warm political contests for which WIS
consin has become famous.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
N0rey Out, Says Wall Street

4 eircr tofk'-Persistent rumors were
hapciai all Monday through the
W p district that the resignation
lbit%sii z, Corey as president of the
Ae hans n'ates Steel corporation is in
aked foS OF the directors, having been
Ate 81 ,Or when Corey announced the
Ean. VIII marriage to Mabelle Gil
hlDtain Hile officials of the steel trust
bends ., sl,ence on the subject. the
kned ~ corey deny that he has re-
go OF even contemplated resipning
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
REAL ESTATE
JAMESON PARK.

A Guaranteed Investment.
Write for our Booklet explaining how we
sell irrigated land planted to fruit trees; within
miles OF the city limits; $1,000 down and
$1,000 a month will pay for a tract; no in
terest; no taxes.
When your tract is paid for you will receive
from 50 per cent to 100 per cent in dividends
for life.
Look this up-its safe, sure and means
money to you
BABCOCK & MOSS,
Selling Agents.
$40 Riverside Ave. Spokane. Washington
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

Nature doesn't always distribute her
gifts with discretion. There is the
man with whiskers and a bald head,
for instance.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

EITc St Vitus Dance and all Nervous Dis.
lilo eases permanently cured by DR.. Knne's
STeat Nerve Restorer. end for FREE
uiS bottle and treatise. DR.. X. H, Kline
Id, Sl Arch ST., Phila.. Pa.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
Shake Into Your shn.s

thens F0ot-Ease. A powder. It makes tight
Tor sweating, callous and hot, tired. aching
teet. Sold BY all Druggists. Price Csc. Trial
Gackage mailed FREE. Address Allen S.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

When we feel the need of advice
o rearing our children we always
seek 1t from those who never had any
children.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing
syrup the best remedy to use for their chill.
'ren during t-ething perior.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

lss. e a.H Jose, who was born in
pa sb sun active and at work. and a
brtupaI with the rifle, at oporto.
my wb,d ne served in the Portuguese
ba Of INC in 1910 opposed the inva-
wheD +1 french under Napoleon l.
nan streets are awfully sIeety
Oesins to realize his age.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

Good Enough is always paying usu.
rious interest to Very Best.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
NATuRoPAThY

The Great Drugless Cure.
Municipality includes all natural methods;
that's why we are able to assist nature to effect
a cure where all others fail. Do not be dis
c%ouraged, no matter how chronic your case may
be. We have been very successful where peo-
pie have doctored for years and given up
hopes of ever being well again. Consultation
and Examination free.
Call or write.
DRS. GROVER & GROVER,
$40 Mohawk Block. Spokane, Wash.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

Boys are improved by being treated
as young gentlemen.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
CLAS SIFIED AID s

NoTICE-1he following announcements are
nom leading business men and firms, and are
Wen worth your careful reading. The list NAV
for.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

Cnce In a while you see a girl who
uoesnt care If people know how old sbs
she is usually 17.-Someryille Jour.
nal.
senator a political Job is pretty
nard work, isn't itr" Not very" re.
piieo Senator Badger, but getting n
&"-Mllwaukea Seminal
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
PHYSICIANS

THE PHILOSOPHY OF HEALTH HAS
BEEN MADE CLEAR BY TELECONI.
During the past few months hundreds of
people from alt over the Inland Empire have
come to Spokane and been restored to health
by this truly wonderful method of drugless
healing. The great cures you have probably
heard of were not miracles, but were simply
the result of applying the health restoring
principles of manual vibration, upon which the
success of Teleconi Treatment is founded. If
you are sick and medical treatment has failed
to make you well. write a description of your
case to the only practitioner of Teleconi now
IN the state of Washington, and if your case
loes not give promise of a cure or material
benefit under the treatment, you will get the
truth by return mail. Address DANID RICH
ARD NEVILLE. Room 347 The Rookery.
Spokane. Wash.
DIR. c. o. Under, 6I5-I6-Iz Jameson bldg,
Spokane. Chronic and incurable diseases $50,
called) of men and women successfully treated
by Merited Under System. Nine years ex.
perience here and in foreign lands. Cores
pondence invited.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

McWILLIAMS & McWILLIAMS,
;th Floor of Peyton Bldg, Spokane. WasE
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
AT BOISE.
Reporters Interviewed Orchard-court
Scores Them.

Reporters Interviewed Orchard-court
Scores Them.
Judge Fremont Wood, who is presid.
Ing at the Steunenberg murder trial at
Boise, directed the prosecuting attor-
ney Of Ada county to make an investi-
cation of the circumstances under
which Harry Orchard was interviewed
for publication and to take any legal
steps that his inquiry showed to be
warranted. Judge Wood drew atten-
ton to the publication of the interview
when he assembled the bench this
morning and his request of counsel for
advice as to the manner in which the
court should deal with the incident,
brought from the defense the charge
that Governor Cooling and certain
newspapers, moved by the disclosure
that there exists prejudice against
Orchard, had sought to influence the
jury by an attempt to bolster up the.
credence that may be given to Or
chard's story, and the suggestion that
Governor GOOding be cited for con
tempt.
Attorney Makes Report.
Prosecuting Attorney Koeisch has
completed his investigation of the cir
camstances under which Harry Or
chard, principal witness for the state
10 the Steunenberg case, was inter
viewed and presented the district court
WIN a report generating from the
enarge OF improper motives all persons
eonhected with the incident. He found
mat the only motive that the news
paper men had in interviewing Orch
Au was to obtain news of him. In an
nouncing the report Judge Wood said
.lat 1t called for no action, and direct
ca that it be filed.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
Don't Poison Baby.

FORTY YEARS AGO almost every mother thought her child must have
PAREG 5I or la1danum to make it sleep These drugs will produce
Sleep and A FEW DROPS TOO MANY will produce the SLEEP FROM WHICH
THERE Is NO WAKING. Many are the children who have been killed or
whose health has been ruined for Life by pregori, laudanum and morphine, each
o. which is a narcotic product OF opium. Druggists are prohibited from selling
either Of the narcotics named to children at ali, or to anybody without labelling
them poison" The definition of narcotic" is: 81 medicine 10ncb relieves pain
@"6W00UceS steep, out Which in poisonous doses 0duces Stupor, coma, cOnuL
sOns and DEATH" Thetaste and smell ofmedcines containing opium are disguised,
and sold under the names Of Drops" @Cordals," Soothing SyrpsD etc. You
should not permit any medicine to be given to your children without you or
your physician know Of what it is composed, GASTORIA DOES NOT CON-
TAIN NARCOTICS, iii bears the signature of Chas. q. Fletcher.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

Profanity is the drum major of the
whole parade of sin.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

Occur d'Alene Reservation will open soon
choice land IS miles from Spokane. Occur
dAlene Reservation Agency, I7-tS Exchange
building, Spokane, Wash.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
VACANT GOVERNMENT LAND.

Blue print maps of Stevens County, showing
all vacant government lands, $2.5o each. Blue
prints of any township in Stevens, Ferry
Okanogan, Douglas or Chelan Counties, show
ing all vacant lands, $500 each.
FRANK X. CORBALEY,
Room IIo Auditorium, Spokane, Wash.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

A $4,000 brick to exchange for farm land,
A stock Of dry goods to trade for land. 10
room residence to trade for land.
HARRY E. WATSON.
5I4 Hyde. Spokane, Wash.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
EAST GREENAcREs.
Spokane, Wash.

We locate you on a timber claim that win
scale 100000 feet saw timber; good land
after timber is removed; lumber can be humed
to railroads; 3 reliable cruisers in field. Also
squatters' rights, with two million feet white
pine. and cedar; IS cedar poles per acre; on
logging stream; fine soil; 10 miles to Il. R.;
will soon be surveyed. Homestead with 500, 900
feet saw timber; fine black soil; best Of fruit
land.
CADILLAC REALTY co.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24
CADILLAC REALTY CO.
4Io Riverside Ave.

$40 ACRES ONE HOUR AND Is MINUTES
DRIVE FROM SPOKANE.
Level roads, black soil, spring water at house
and barn; cheapest farm in Spokane county.
$50 per acre. Similar land selling at $500 per
acre. Write today.
BALDWIN & PFILE,
326H Riverside Ave, Spokane, Wash.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-05-24

A fine section of wheat land, in crop; $500
per acre; terms. A well-improved quarter sec
ton; best soil; well located; well matured.
Fine residence lots in Spokane, 100000
each; $4,000 down, $1,000 per month, without
interest.
a fine timothy and fruit ranch, well i'm
proved. Write for price and particulars.
City property to exchange for farm lands.
CATHCART x ALLEN,
7o-71 Symons Block. SDokane. Wash.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1907-07-26
EXCHANGE In Neekties.

A South Penn square business man
has evolved a plan Of how to dodge
wiley, but there is merit attaching to
it in this case. His wife insists on
buying his neckties and dotes On laven-
der and red or green spots or a pale
shimmering nile green shot with pur-
pie. Rather than cause her anguish by
seeming to decry her taste in cravats,
her husband most deceitfully starts for
the Office every morning wearing a tie
Of her selection. Once in the office,
however, the traitor quickly exchanges
the offending necktie for something
quieter which he keeps under careful
lock and key in his wv private desk.
It would be interesting to find out his
wife's sensations should she pay him
a visit some day in Office hours or
should he forget to make the exchange
again before his trip home.-Philadel-
phia Record.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1907-07-26

the court had no Jurisdiction in the
premises and had taken numerous tx
ceptions in the expectation of appeal
ing the whole matter to the higher
courts.
According to promise. John D. Rookie
Teller, William Rockefeller and other
officials of the oil trust had appeared
before Judge Lands on July 6. Popu-
lar interest in the case was indicated
by the gathering of a great throng
about the court building to catch a
glimpse of the elder Rockefeller. Upon
his examination he admitted to being
president of the parent New Jersey
company, but explained that the posi-
ton had been purely honorary for
eight or ten years. He said he thought
the outstanding stock was about $780,
100000, but that he could not give
much definite information about the
present status of the business. He pre-
sumed, however. that the Standard
was interested in the operation of 9th
or refineries throughout the country
and that the business of the company.
generally speaking, was the production
and refining Of oil. He did not know
what the dividends of the company
were In 19O3-O5, but thought they
were about 40 per cent. Later Secre-
tary Pratt of the Standard confirmed
the impression of Mr.. Rockefeller
that the stock was $%1OO,O0O,OOO and
that the dividends during the years
mentioned were 40 per cent. Mr.. Pratt
added that the net earnings in 1908
were $s1,3OO,OOO, $61,5OO.OOO for 1904
and $57,OOO,OOO for 1905. He declared
that the entire outstanding stock was
employed in the petroleum business,
but thought a controlling interest in
the Standard Oil Company Of Indiana
was held by individuals who were
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1907-07-26
Hats With Tempers.

There are hats with tempers, as ev
cry woman is aware-the hats that
"go on beautifully one day for pref
erence in the hat shop five minutes
before they are bought and which in
the next refuse to assume the right
pose and poise for love or money.
There are few conditions more trying
than to fall under the ban Of a hats
displeasure. The only thing to be done
is to put it away for a week or so
and wait till it has recovered from its
temper, like a naughty child. One can
not argue with a hat and smacking Is
not to be recommended. London
Queen,
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1907-07-26

Kay, IlOWFy anu OLQef OmClalS OF II
two companies shall testify before the
referee. 1t is charged that this COM
bination was made last January and
that it has resulted in an increase Of
5 cents a message Of ten words, and
also that the companies have agreed
to establish at various places common
Offices and to divide the profits and
business received.
p. r. r. Fights Two Cent Law.
President McCrea Of the Pennsyl-
vania railroad appeared as a witness
in the equity proceedings begun by his
company at Philadelphia to restrain
the state and county from enforcing
the two cent railroad fare law passed
by the last legislature and which goes
into effect Oct. 1. Counsel for the
railroad mentioned that the common
wealth had no constitutional right to
fx rates for the railroad. A summary
of the roads earnings and expenses on
passenger business for the first three
months of this year vas submitted,
showing that the average rate charged
per passenger per mile was 1907 cents,
and if the two cent law had been in
force the expenses would have exceed
ed the earnings by $64,584. Under ex-
listing conditions the various commute
ton rates bring the average below 2
cents, whereas, If no rates were per
mitted above 2 cents the average rate
would be much lower.
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1907-07-26
Standard oiI's Judgment Day.

1t was estilnat-
ed that the a
imum fine I'M
der the 1,463
counts on which
the compan
was convicted
would be $780,
100000. T b e
company's law
yers claimed
that it would
be unprecedent
ed for them to
assert inno-
cence of mat
tiers not e
toned in the in
dictlnent. All
along during the
hearing they
had hold that
The Washburn leader. [volume] (Washburn, McLean County, N.D.) 1890-1986, 1907-07-26
He Understood.

A late judge whose personal appear
ance was as unprepossessing as his le-
gal knowledge was profound and his
intelligence keen interrupted a female
witness:
"Humbugged you, my good woman!
What do you mean by that?" said he
sternly.
"Well, my lord" replied the woman,
II don't know how to explain it exact
~, but If a girl called your lordship a
handsome man she would be humbug-
ging you."-London it-Bits.