Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-05-18
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Papa never told lies when was
a boy Willie. Willie-When did you
begin. papa i-SlovO,
ChOliy enthusiastically She is for
ever smiling upon me! She-Awfully
polite girl! Every one else laughs out
right Puck
That horse was capable of winning
In Il walk" And did hep mo. They
foolishly entered him in running
race."-W Washington Herald.
Molly you spoke To father did
You tell him you had $500 in the bank?
George-Yes. Molly-And what did he
say? George - He borrowed it
Sketchy Bits
She-When l accepted Jack, he said
lie felt as IL he was In the seventh
heaven He can well believe 1t. He
has been engaged six times before
FlieSende Blaetter.
Cholmondeiy You and your sister
are twins, are you not7 MarJoribanks
We were when we were children.
Now. however, she is Ave years younger
thar -tG3iit.v-Eian6t Leader.
Maud So you are TO be married at
last. Did Jack have much trouble get
ting your fathers consent? Belle--Not
81 much as papa and l had In getting
jacks. Springfield Union.
Prospective Pain Law-You under
stand that YOU do not get the dowry
until the end OF the first year? Suitor
wedding until then. Meggendorfer
Blaetter.
Sometimes | think have more trou-
hles than any other man on earth"
NONSENSE! Look at Thompson. He's
got IA wife. an automobile and a sure
system for beating the races. les
lies Weekly.
Tramp Madam, am suffering from
indigestion. Lady Why, I'm sorry.
What can / do to help your Tramp
Madam. you can cure me Instantly by
giving me something to digest. Har~
per's Weekly,
Mrs Lawson How can Mrs Wykes
leigh afford to keep three seryantsf
Mrs. Dawson Oh, she plays bridge
with them every Monday afternoon
| and Wins back all their wages So
merville Journal
| Baker do you think 1t is true that
two can live as eheaply as one? Bar
J lar NgF
Ing alImony 60 Mrs. Barker It has cost
me double what 1t did when she was
my better half.-Life
Servant Maid--I left my last place
because couldn't get enough to eat.
Master You won't find that the case
here. My wife does the cooking, and
there liz always a lot left after every
meal Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Little boy" said the good woman,
do you alwaystell the TRUTH" Nom"
Don't you know It's very, very
naughty To lle7" "Yes'm," Then why
do YOU itY' IL don't Sometimes I'm
too busy 10 talk" Philadelphia Ledger.
Hes great GROWER. isn't hep"
| Hurricane IL nothin to him" Finds
fault with everything" Worst You
ever saw" "By the by what is he do
ing now?" Editing the Band Of
Hope and Sunshine department of
new magazine "-Atlanta Constitution.
Grandma Were you surprised TO
have me come aud visit you? Johnny
iasAsS no
Grandma Why, she knew was COM
ing. Johnny Yes; what she was sur
prIscd at was papa's language when
she told him about Cleveland Lead:
or.
Mrs Iioon tin the midst Of her read
ing) Here Is an item which says that
n certain man In Philadelphia was
fined $40 for holding a girls hand. Mr..
Hoon Well l don't know that that IL
too much for person In Philadelphia
10 pay for little excitement.-Broad-
way Magazine.
Now. lie careful how you drive, cab
by. aud 20 slowly over the stones, for
hate to be- shaken And, mind you. pull
up nj the right house and look out for
those dreadful railway vans" Never
fear. sir: I'll DO my best. And which
'orsptai would you wish to be taken 10,
sir In ease of an accident london
Tit Bits.
Visitor Ito the country theatrical
manager) But why have you 50 small
q stage and ~ deep an orchestra?
Stage Manager is brilliant idea
Of mine. When the audience throw
things at the actors, they fall short
and hit the musicians. Musicians are
cheaper than actors Meggendorfer
Blaettcr.