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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1907-05-24
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TOLEDO GRAIN.

Toledo, May 23.-Wheat active and
lower; corn and oats lower; clover
seed. dull.
Wheat-Cash, 9s Ia; May, 98 IA;
July, 80 IA. Sept, $1.01 Ia.
Corn-Cash, Sc 1-2; May, &c 1-2;
July, 81 IA; Sept. "a la.
/. Oats Cash, AZ; May, AZ; July, AZ;
Sept. 80 1-2.
Rye-No. /, 81 1-2; No. 2. 80; No
8. II.
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WANT COLUMN

Want column advs., 80 words. three
times. 26c; 1 week SOC. II paid in ad-
vance. For Rent and For Sale cards
free to those who insert advertise
ments.
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ano. Address Chas. Moore, care Of
Morning News. 21-d6

FARM for sale-67 33-100 acres.
known as the Hiram Bair farm, ~
miles west of Middlebranch acres Of
good timber, plenty of fruit of all
kinds. Good house and barn, and all
necessary outbuildings. Good well wa
ter, wind pump and water works. For
information consult the heirs, or adj
dress Geo. II. Bair, S34 Noble St., Al
lance o. 20-dd
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and foreign markets with honest grain

at fair prices.
A general invitation is extended to
all grain growers. Reduced railroad
rates from all points between Colora.
do inclusive and New England States.
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and thin s3.00@4.5O.
Buying Prices.

Corrected daily by Ball G. Jen.
nings).
Country butter-20c; creamery, SOc
Eggs--16c.
Lard-11c.
Apples-S1.OO@150 per bu.
Potatoes-60c per bu.
Turnips-60c. bu.
Onions, ,old-$175 bu.
Cabbage, old-$4,0O cwt.
Country applebutter-50c gal
Retail Prices.
onions-$1.25 bu.
oranges-3OQ4Oc doz.
Potatoes-15c PIX; 60c bu.
Spinach-15c ID.
LemoDs--25c doz.
Apples-$15OQ2.0O bu.
Bananas-15920c doz.
Butter-22c; creamery 32c.
Cabbage, old-5c; new. &c ID.
Carrots--30c PIX.
Sweet potatoes-3504Oc PIX.
Chickens-Live, 12Q14c.
Chickens-Dressed. 10000.
Bggs-16c.
Lard-13c ID.
Parsnips-10c u PIX.
Lettuce-20c ID.
Flour, winter wheat-90cQs100 4
Dbl.
Flour spring wheat-s1.3Od1.40 Y
Dbl.
Flour, blended-S1,10Q1.2O Il Dbl.
Maple syrup-sl.20 gal.
Pineapples-15@25c.
Asparagus-15c 10.
Rhubarb-2c ID.
New onions-50c PIX.
Onion sets-10c at.
Canton Grain Markets.
Corrected Daily by Canton City Flour
ing MlIls.)
Dealers pay the following prices:
Corn in ear-60c.
Hay. baled-$1S.OO.
Straw, baled-s9.00.
Wheat-90c per bu.
0ats-46c per bu.
Retail Prices.
Straw-65o per cwt.
Bran-Sl.20 per cwt
Middling-Wlnter wheat, $l.25 per
cwt.
Pure corn and oats chop-s2s.OO per
ton.
Glover seed-$S.75 per bu.
Timothy-$225 per bu.
Retail Meat Prices,
Beef-Rib roast, iic; chuck 100
l2hc: boiling. 6dl0c; round steak.
l4Gl6c; porterhouse steak. isc; ten
derloin steak. zoe: Hamburg steak.
i69lsc per pound.
veal-Steak zoe; ioin chops. Ice;
rib chops, Ice: shoulder chops. l6c;
stew. s910c.
,Lambs-steak. 22c; Ioin chops. zoe.
RIB chops. lsc; shoulder chops, l6o;
stew. GQlOc.
Pork-Fresh. steak. 1sc; chops,
l4c; smoked ham. sliced. 25c: ba-
con, 2002ic; boiled ham. soc;
sausage. lIc; fresh sausage. lsc.
Canton Wholesale.
Lard-1lc.
Regular hams-14c; fresh, 12hc.
Bacon-l4c.
Beet, loins-l0k0l1kc.
Dressed beef-6ACsc.
Pork loins, l2c.
Veal-l0c.
Beet, hind-1OG1Okc.
Dressed hogs--oIac.
Dairy and Farmyard.
Cleveland, o.. May 23, 1907.
Butter-Creamery, extras, 24q
'4hc; prints. 25925hc: first. gag
'34c; fancy dairy, 22@25o; renovat-
ID, 22q24c; packing, l6Ql614c; Swiss
block. 1sa19c.
Cheese-Full creams, FORK state.
I5916h; Ohio. 14914h; brick,
heese, 17Qlsc; llmburger, 14Ql6c;
Swiss, block, lsql9c,
Egss-Fresh. Ohio ana Western,
6&16l9c.
Poultry-Alive, fowls, 14Ql5c;
rollers. S0Q32c.
Fruits.
Apples-Extra fancy, s5.OOQ6.5O
er barrel.
Pineapples-s2.60Q3.50.
strawberries-sS,50 per crate.
Limes-90c.
Vegetables.
Potatoes-Choice wnite car lots,
0@66c.
oniops-southern, s1.60@1.76 per
ack; Texas Bermudas, s2.25Q2.5O per
rate.
Celery-Florida. $27543.00. =
Cabbage-New, Charlestown, $3.50
er hamper.
Lettuce-l4Ql5c.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

TWENTIETH Century Cleaner,
Hoffman Dry Cleaning Co. Under new
management. Ladies' fine garments a
speciality Pressing and repairing.
$40 w. Tuscarawas Both phones. w.
Harmon, Prop 2s.d3-
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FOR sAL.n--$45O plano. Fine up
right. little used. Has grand sweet
tone. Best offer under 5000 takes pi.
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HONEST MAN wanted TO travel in
oh!:. Experience unnecessary but
must furnish good references. 500 a
month and expenses. Permanent po.
sition with advancement. Address
President Black, Cambridge St, Bos.
ton, Mass,
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FOR sALE-One traction engine,
separator, water tank, circular saw
and feed grinder. all in good order, Ad.
dress H. Mathie, Clinton, o., r. r D.
No. 81, Bell phone 4S2-R-1. 22-d3'
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FOUND.

. FOUND-The right place to have
carpets taken up, cleaned and relaid.
Feathers renovated; all work guar.
anteed Wheeler's old stand, viii.
liam Mosby, 923 N. Mckinley Ave.
Stark, C-1342: Bell 279. 3-5-d3m.
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FOR sALE-only hotel in town of
500 inhabitants. Stable In connec-
tion. First class opening for livery
stable. Inquire of Prop. Geo. Mar
shall, Dell Roy, Ohio. 22,dtf
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CARPETS CLEANED - Carpets
cleaned by our compressed air system
insures you against injuring them.
Carpets taken up, relaid or secured,
rugs made from old carpets. Get the
right place. Compressed Air Carpet
Cleaning works sl2 Lawrence Ave.
Stark phone 1886; Bell 1503.W-1.
l7.d.5.2g
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MEN and boys wanted TO learn
plumbing, plastering, bricklaylng, elec.
trical trades; free catalogue; positions
secured. Coyne Trade Schools. New
York. and San Francisco.
RUBBER SAMPS-Steel dies, brass
stencils, seals, check protectors, ink pads
and ink, rubber type, door numbers self
linking stamps. Fred Talbot. 2i0 East
Tuscarawas Street
Immediately-SEVEHAL CANTON
MEN or vicinity, under 35. to prepare
for coming Railway Mail Clerk Exams.
Good prospects. 279 Interstate Bldg,
Cedar Rapids, Iowa. ~
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STRICTLY temperate, refined young
man wants position as waiter or nurse.
Can take care OF lunch room. Would
like some position Of trust, where hon.
esty and faithfulness are appreciated.
Address Box 8, care Of News. 22.d3s
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REWARD-Flve dollars each viii be
paid for the capture, uninjured, OF tho
two deer which escaped from Mimi
sila Park, Canton, May IS. Jos. Quinn,
Park Supt 2l.d6
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pon sALG

FOR sALE-At Canton fair ground,
one large young stylish, sound, gentle
speedy business horse. Also one young
sound, stylish driving horse. w. Mar
win. 23-d3*
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LIKED HIS STYLE.

"Mr. spudlong," began the youth,
hanging his hat on the back Of the
char. q win occupy only a few mo-
ments Of your time. have come to
ask You for your daughter. +"
Young man." said the elderly bank
er, do you"
yes. sir; / realize fully that she
has been tenderly nurtured. and that
she is very dear to you; also that
her home is ona IN which aha has
been surrounded by every luxury.
But she is willing to leave It"
Can you"
mo, sir; I can't quite maintain her
In the style to which she has been
accustomed, but l have a good salary,
and I am ready to chance it. So is
she"
'Will you--s
''Yes. sir; / win keep my life In
sured for sum SUFFICIENT to provide
for her II should be taken away. Z
Would you"
mo, sir; | would not expect to live
with the family. I am able to buy
and furnish a modest home for her. I"
Young man" said Mr.. Spudlong,
looking at his watch. Il rather like
your style. You can have her,
Good"
Morning, SIR
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20
HAS SEEN MANY CHANGES.
Senator Teller Talks Of Colleagues,
Past and Present.

Now the senate chamber itself
doesn't seem widely different from
what it was then, but everything else
is changed. None of the men who
were here then are here to-day. and
II more seats are used. Seven states
have been admitted since then, you
know" This was said by Senator
Teller Of Colorado, and the time he
spoke Of was 80 years ago, when he
first became member Of that body.
of which he is still a member. De
cember 3 was the thirtieth anniver-
sary Of Mr.. Teller's entrance into the
senate. It was on December 3. 1876.
that he was sworn in for the first
time.
Colorado became a state in 1S76.''
he continued, (which explains why
my colleague. ]. B. Chaffee, and my
self, entered the senate at the begin
ming Of short session. drew the
term which ended on March follow
ing, SO that I wouldn't have been q
senator very long If I had not been
Immediately elected to succeed my
sell for term Of the regular length.
This reelection came on December ii,
Just eight days after first took my
seat. Only one other man who is
4 member of the senate now was a
member then" said Mr.. Teller, with a
look in. his eyes that went much fur
ther than the confines OF the senate
chamber "rhat is Senator Allison.
lIc Is not here, and | am sorry. /
would Ike to enjoy the anniversary
with him. W Washington Dispatch to
the Boston Transcript.
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A JournaIIstIc Phsnomanon.

Hack Writer ton Daily Blowhard) -.
Please don't disturb me now, dear.
I've got a column editorial to writn
on "The Marvellous Success Of the
Daily Blowhard, the Phenomenon Of
Modern Journalism.
His Wife--l only wanted to ask yon
for a little money to buy bread ana
milk for the children.
Il W.-Very sorry my dear, but
haven't Q cent. The Daily Bl0whard
hasn't paid any salaries for three
Manka--N " uaah1e
%%sFs A. - " VVA1Js
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Too Rich I'd Smell.

Il wish" said Mrs. Parvenu to her
daughters teacher, that you would
drop spelling from the list of Janet's
studies"
Drop spelling!" exclaimed the
teacher. .Why?"
ut is SO common" replied Mrs
Parvenu. Everybody learns to spell. 2
''But your daughter will need the
knowledge protested the teacher
She'll need it for her correspondence
and"
Enough" interrupted Mrs. Parvenu
haughtily. Evidently you cannot risa
above the common level. MY daugh-
ter will move in the highest circles
of society, and viii be rich enough to
have private secretary to write any
thing that she does not wish to have
prinr@d. | do not wish to have her
time wasted "--Royal Magazine.
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Senator Blackburn and some other
southern statesmen have been hear
ing Of postum hunts near Washing
ton, almost within shadow Of the
capitol dome. They think Of organic
iny foray in that vicinity and may
be expected to slip into the woods
a short way up tho Potomac almost
any time. Complaint Is made that 1t
Is practically impossible to get this
dellcaey IL the Washington market
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WASHINGTON SEEMS TO HAVE
ATTRACTIONS FOR THEM.
Authorities Familiar with Many
Strange HalluclnatIons, But oc-
easlonally Meet New One
The Old Timer.

Just as insects are attracted by
the bright glare Of an electric light,
so are cranks attracted to Washing
ton by the convening Of congress, and
each year brings new faces with new
haIlucinations. Some OF the old
timers, who have managed somehow
to keep out Of the foolish house, ere
here again, notably the fellow who
mas scheme for bottling sunshine,
but among the brand new ones is q
tall fellow from the west who is
clad in semi-miIitary costume. His
hallucinatiOn is we'll defined, and an
ex-policeman who was tackled by the
military parsonage remarked:
If that fellow keeps outside of the
gray walls Of St Lzzie's two days
longer l viii miss my guess, and I
have been handling 'queers' for nigh
unto Is years"
It Is said the newcomer declares he
is THE commander Of the armies and
navies Of the world, and the United
States; also chief Of police of the
earth, and governor general Of North
and South America" He is here, he
says, to have congress pass upon the
trihing sum OF Is billions of dollars
that be requires to keep his military
and police forces intact for another
year.
The capitol police are on the look
out for the variegated commander
and other of his kind, and when he
goes to the big white structure to an
range for the passage of the bill for
his billions. he will be taken into
custody, and then-st. Lizzie's and
season Of solitude.
Several members of Inspector
Boardman's detective corps were in
the front office at police headquarters
one afternoon when a victim Of old
rye came along the steep grade OF
the street walking with such an un-
certain step that it was feared he
would meet with personal injury.
When he had stepped from the pave
ment to the street and back again
several times the suggestion was
made that one Of the officers make a
case, but while they were discussing
the pedestrians condition the latter
made a sharp turn and headed for
the building.
How are you, Cap?" was the IA
miliar manner in which he address.
ed one of the detectives. I saw you
rubbering and / thought I'd make a
call. Do you want me for any
thing?"
Want you for anything?" repeat.
ed one OF the detectives. "Who are
your"
"Never mind about that said the
caller. Il want to know If my rec
ord is clear or il you want me for
anything"
The sleuths admitted that they
knew Of no charges having been pre-
ferred against him and told the caller
that he might be excused. He was
not asking for an excuse, he said;
he had merely called to pay his re-
spects. Although none of the men
in the Office knew him, he was able
to recall the boyhood days OF many
Of them.
1T is rather refreshing to meet
old friends said the caller. THE
meeting has refreshed me SO much
that am now able to walk home, and
tell mother all about It. Good day"
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A Serious Matter.

Young Wife-What? Do you mean
to say your brother and bis wife have
given up housekeeping and gone to
boarding?
Husband-Yes; but what difference
does that make?
Young Wife-oh, nothing; only in
about week or so they'll be dropping
IN every day to meals.-N. Y. Weekly.
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You begin. Miss Wareman, cried
they all. SHOW us how to do It"
Mildred had been strangely back
ward, but she obeyed and showed
them how.
rs 1t animal?"
Mr.. Bland and Winifred looked at
each other in doubt before deciding.
NO"
rs 1t vegetabIe?" mo"
rs it mineral? NO"
but il must be something"
rs it concrete?"
Again a doubt, but the answer was
MOI
Is 1t abstract?"
Well, I'm not clever, but l sup
pose So" said Mr.. Bland.
Has it any relation to anything ami
mal?"
Winifred blushed. They both nod
ded They supposed SO.
Has it any relation to human be-
ings2s
"Oh. yesl certainly"
I'm this house?" yes"
in this room?" "Yesl"
How clever" they gasped, all Of
them.
Has 1t got legs?' said Mr.. Mer-
vim, the young clerk, excitedly. Their
silence chilled him.
Whose mother-in-law is it?" said
Capt. Winton.
Improper question" said Mr.. Bland
with scorn.
Mine or Mervin's?" asked the cap
tain.
Both. Go on, Miss Wareman"
''Yes. 60 on, dear" said Mrs. Ware
man, you were getting near to it."
Mildred went on rs it related to
one person in this room?"
Not only one person"
ITO two persons?" YES"
Both masculine? sNo."
"2oth feminine?' No"
"0byicrsly one gentleman and one
lady" said the captain
'Hush!" said they all.
Are they married?g said the cap
tain.
For a fraction of a second Mr..
Bland and Winifred looked at each
other. NO"
Mildred caught Winifred's eye.
Winifred was blusF.ng a fiery red.
Mildred became unlaanally white.
'0h, we shall never find this QUIT"
said Mildred. Let's try another
game
There was chorus of dissent.
Yes: not married"
Going to be married. said Mr..
Mervin. who could not be repressed.
There was a pause. Mr.. Bland
looked round with cheerful smile.
This is getting interesting" said
the captain. "You said they were not
married"
Intense excitement. Somebody
going to be married. Oh, who is it,
Everybody looked at everybody
else; but Winifred's eyes were on the
ground. Mildred yearned to go out
side and scream. But it wouldn't have
done. Too many people in the house.
4 see how to get at It," cried Mr..
Mervin Were the two people in this
room Is minutes ago?D
mol"
"Ahal" Mr.. Mervin lay back in tri-
umph. Mrs. Wareman wore a danger.
Gus smile. but he was blind. Il have
it," he said, the engagement be-
tween Mr.. Bland and"
"Winifred," said Mrs. Wareman.
with a gasp.
Everybody was so happy and so
pleased and so interested, and con.
gratulations and good wishes and
healths flowed as a great stream flows
to the ocean.
Three only were silent. The hearts
Of Mrs. Wareman and Mildred were
Cor the present too full for words.
The thoughts came later.
"The gratitude of the poor" said
Mrs Gravier to herself as she found
her carriage. is a wonderful thing to
contemplate"
Copyright. 1906. by Joseph B. Rowles.)
Jsss~~ pr~ss.N ps~ss= p~-seNl,
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"One is as foolish cs the other" re.
marked the audible thinker,
What are you talking about %
queried the party Of the interlocutor's
part
The woman who is married tn 1
man to reform him and the man who
marries a woman to inform her" ex-
planned he OF the noisy thoughts. -
Chicago Daily News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

"Your husband is not looking well
tonight, Mrs. Rhymer."
He isn't, and I'm not at all sur
prised at it." -.
No? Has ne been overworking
himself lately?"
1T isn't that so much; It's his orig
inality. Why, that man is struck with
SO many original ideas that his mind
must be one mass OF bruises. Royal
Magazine.
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to which you are only TO answer yes
or no. till we find out what you
thought Of"
"Oh. how beautiful said every
body. "Yes, let Mr.. Bland go out"
Il don't think It ought to be Mr..
Bland said Mildred. Il am sure
you are awfully good at asking Ques-
tions?"
mot bit Leave that to the la
dies.
Why shouldn't Mr.. Bland go out?"
said they all; and Mildred could give
no reason, though she felt instructive
ly that there was one.
Perhaps two Of us had better go
out and think Of something jointly"
she suggested, Il will 60"
"oh, mol" they cried, then who
will be left behind clever enough to
ask the questions?"
Who, indeed?" echoed Mr.. Bland,
you win leave them helpless without
a leader"
Mildred gave it up She saw that
1t would not do to be too anxious to
90 out with him without chaperon.
Out in the hall, Teddy Bland began
to think hard, as instructed The
first thing he thought about was
whether 1t would be possible to find
the nursery without making unduly
impertinent inquiries of the servants.
II Willie would only give hint as to
the direction by crying out again
Little Willie seemed ready to oblige.
Most distinctly 1t was a sob-but the
nursery must be very near-or it was
most penetrating sob.
He stole on tiptoe to the door Of
the room known as the library, be-
cause all the other customary names
for rooms had been used up, and
otherwise 1t would have been name
less.
In the darkness there was some
thing white. It was tao large to oe
little Willie, but It sobbed again.
Softly he stepped In. shut the door
and turned on the electric light. Wini-
fred raised red and fearful face in
alarm. gave little shrek, and looked
round for the door. Then she blew
her nose and went casually to a book
shelf.
4 beg your pardon" he said, q
have been sent out here to think"
OH" she said. You mean
some game"
Yes; was While afraid OF the
darky'
"He-he usually is.
And are you always ordered of
after dinner to soothe him?"
Il wasn't ordered on. / like
going"
Facing the bookshelf, she was do
ing her best to clear up the tears,
and wondering how red her face was
DO you think he went on, that
| wasn't as angry as you were?"
She gave up the attempt TO hide
the truth and looked at him with un-
concealed gratitude.
Twenty minutes had passed, and
Mr.. Bland was still thinking.
"Mr. Bland, are you going to take
all night?'
Sorry" cried a distant voice from
the darkness OF the library. Just
coming. Much more difficult than l
thought"
DO hurry up
And In a minute he sauntered into
the room. He was followed immediate
ly by Winifred.
Mildred seemed surprised.
Are the children asleep already?"
she asked. haughtily.
Winifred showed no resentment.
Quite. she said. they never we're
awake
4 happened to find your cousin, !"
said Mr.. Bland. and she helped me
to think Of something She knows
more about the game than do.7
oh. said Mildred, with some show
OF interest.
Mr. Bland and winifred took their
seats.
Well. begin asking.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

Pun-Who do you think was after
me when you saw me running down
the street yesterday
Miss Cayenne Cant imagine Didn't
know that anybody ever wanted you
badly enough to run after you.-De.
troit Free Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

The sirl I ana engaged O." ~
marked Singleton. IS an earthly an
gel. imagine / can see a halo on her
head"
"0hs OF course" ," rejoined Wedderiy.
But shortly after marriage you VIII
find the halo transformed into an ex-
pensive bonnet" Chicago Daily
News.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

Proprietor-Where is the premiere
dansuese?
Stage Manager-She sent word that
she has cold in her head and can't
dance.
Proprietor-And where is the prima
donna?
Stage Manager-O, she got cold
feet-Philadelphia Press.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

Collector-This is the last time I
shall ask for the amount Of this bin.
Delinquent Yes?
Collector-Yes. The next time /
shall stand out in the street and veil
for it.-Royal Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

Pa" said little Willie, cant you
spare enough money to buy me a
gun7@
My son, am going to get you a
gun when can spare q hoy-not be-
fore. Royal Magazine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

Gunner-You look worried, old man.
What's the trouble?
Cuyer- Terrible gridlron accident
Gunner-You don't say. Some OK
your friends killed while playing foot
ball?
Guyer-Worse than that My wife
scorched the steak to q crisp on the
gridiron and now I'll have to 60 with
out my dinner.-C Chicago Daily News
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-02-20

"PGl what's a genius?n
Nowadays" replied father. ITS
man who succeeds on a large scale
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81 q 81
0Ell[sL5G


Il have a conundrum for you.
What kind Of a dog is the dog starr
4 give it up"
"A Skye terrier. Of course. Royal
Magazine.