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Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
aas Gs9etnnih Der crsnuus,

Nan bort oft bic etipas gepugte 9e,
bduptung: Srbnun9 lIno 9einli@teii
t0nntsn Dor allen Die Sitter Der Qrm.u
fetn, neil lie ni9ts tuItsn. Iun, ID
gang ri8tig lit bds gerabe nf6t, benz
Obne Gsfpiiie in 3iIfern dusbriidtar!
Poiten an Robmdterial, obne Settle,
Sdnr, Spba, SGrbe, paIten IL. bal.
stbt es teine 3eiRli9teit unb nut
bel tpeniger obne cine ebenfdlls IN
3iffsrn gu bepertbenoe Summe bon
3eit.
Wtt Der Or6nung 1T es taum piel
onbers, uber bier odrT tpenigTtens mil
8erubigurg 5ugeIt6srt perben, bab
ipenn Srbnung 3eit brou1t, lInor6
nilns terer nod bel me6r toItet. GO
sibt 2e,te, bic iabraus, iabrein Iuten,
aAbers, bic bets i'm 5tnitern un6 beira
eriteu Sanbgriff allies CUR STEELE has
ben.
Sus ipsiit idDn uuf bus srfe &C.
hetmnis Der Sronurg bin: bab iebes
DING feinen pIaB baden muB. 9as
atpeite IL eneitens NIT benz erIten pers
bunben: luenn iebts Ding ieinen ptab
hdbeH muB, BON benz ss muir SeitpetIe,
gu @tbrouds5pedeu entfernt pirS,
mub es na9 @sbraun piebsr an Srt
unb STEELE qebrdHt perben. Ga oibt
Snterieuls, bic ben @inorud MAIDEN,
dls rlirbs BARN ME Elm 9eaenItanD
bon ieinsm pIuBe geriidt, an6ere, bic
immelfort elmer SrOSlerbube oleiden.
Wohl tommt aud in Tpl6en einmal elm
Sag berrii4er aufOpferung; es pirb
Orbnung gei9dfft, in allen S6rGns
len, allen 2aben flr6tbdr esmuEert,
allies Serduntt un6 esreeelt, eeri6tet
unb dufgeIteIlt ME no9 Der G6uur
unb benz SentbIei. 2eibsr bat ubsr
biefer ee!pdltfdme 8ru9 nit ldnQas,
tpobnter 8epflogenbeit eepDbnIid nlr
bic %uncrlpartste SOlse, 6aB iebt asrate
gnr nthis mebr ssfunben, baber dlIes
acknowledgements unb bulb pies
Der be alte ~llnorbnuna beraeftellt
ipirb. = llno nod Elm 0rittes 6rdudjt
es Slr Grbaltung Der Orbnuna: anoes
meITenen geniisenben Rdum fir ie6es
Ding. SIT oieier nift pprbdrben, 10
stbt q bdlo Elm bD9It unerpInf6tes
lleber uro Rebsneinanber por Din.
gen, Die chamber i'm Mege Ite6en urS
bon O%ornberein bic @ntfultuna
osoei6GAer SrOnung uumDsli& mas
den.
aIfo ~ GlIbogeuTreibeit BEN Dine
gen nt6dte man bitten, Bic 70 r..
Ideiben nno eeoulcis Iinb unb Ii5
bins unb 9eritpben lGTfen miiTien,
lpenn niht cine tpci6e un6 p~erfanbiue
6anS linen Elm ertrdsIihss .Grifens.
minimum" iitert.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23

bteTe @irtuna gum 9teil bdburh abs
ssi4DGGt, baB man bsm 9aIlon cine
neutrality-suspicious. 6orm gab. Sn rits
ier 4rt 1T er llnter benz 9dmen Drds
6enbGllon betannt.
Giuen aspaItigeR S9ritt in nsr
DISCRIMINATING Der 2ufti9iffaGyt
beSeiltst bic GrfinOuug bes ~lent6arsa
Gufti9iffss. SIN 9rin5ip bsrubt ss
bdrduf baB bur9 einen Moto:
Sdcanbsn in Der Cult In gelpegrng
9efeBt fperben, d6Hlt9 ME bies bei BEN
S6ifie i'm Moiier gei4iebt, unb 70
feline Sprt6epegun9 berDprgerafsn
tpirb. @ine ndbere 9si9reibung t0rs
men rr uns iparen, neil Tie bersita
tpieoer9olt berdnI4ault6t porDen lit.
Ser @rioIg, ben Die .qdtrie" geIegsnts
li4 Der StlppenI9au in qaris bate.
1T grob, 10 eroB, baB, pie gemelbet
tpir6, Die frdn30iif9s R%egierung beads
it9tigt IGmtli6e @rer3feitungen nit
lentbaren 9uftIdiffen aus5urlIru.
Snoes bentt man in militGrii6sn oeuts
i6en &reiIsn dnbers iiber bieIen bcis
fpielIDIsn @rfoIg Der spatrie". Mdioy
b. PorieDal, WitglisO Der Mptorlufts
iGiftdbrt StuOiengeisIlI9uft, srtlGrtt
benz 9erl. Sdseblatt am nG9Iten Sage
f~olssnbes:
r0ie beuti9e armee III ougenbIut.
lid nod nitt In Der Gage nit euism
gleiden osronauti19en S6auTtiid aaf
5utpatten. Wir baden niGt 70 fritz
tpte bic 5ran5oIen beeonnen, bus 9uft.
i9iff GIG &rtegsT9iff aussubilben.
Die GranSofen 1inO uns BARN nr1
flint Sabre boruus. SEPT drbeitet man
isbo6 aud BEL uns le6bdft on Der Dsrs
itelluns zines 2pftI9iffes gum tritsss
mdbiasn 8ebrau9, uno es lit feiH
Grunb an5unebmeu Dab mir nidt in
entipre6snOsr 3ett oasIel6s leiIten fpers
ben tpie bic Gran3pIsn. Sm iibrisen
bHrfte Der bon SuIliut l%OnTtruirte @ol.
Ion opdtrie" nod nett babon entTsrnt
fein, cine i6edIe &ris9sfpofFe b%ar5uiels
len. Nenn am seitrigsn Gage in pas
ris uno 9uns9dmps nt6t 70 I6Dnes
Metter geipsIen mare, bate bic ,Gas
trie" 6ebeutenb tpsniger elegant mdr0ps
riert, falls iie Ii9 iiberbaupt aus ;9rer
SuIIe beruusgetraut bate. Bel etusr
Wttterung, pie fie gsitern unb pora,,
fern Bel uns berri6te, bate bas Cuffs
idiff gang septb ni9ts ausri6tsu tGn.
men.
@aruus gebt bsrbpr, baB man 1i6
In eiHem &riess Der nG@Ren 3eit nur
fsbr trenig uuf bic 2uftI9iffe ptrb
b%erlaIfen fDnnen, SoB ibr 8eTibtbum
llebsrlcoeubsit gegentibsr benz @egner
beoeutet. Oenn tpel1er Tslbberr tann
nit elmer gntf6eibungsf9laGf purten,
bts id0nes @etter eintrit9"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
Q~6oetrumpft.

Sunse Dame: vgitte, ipre9en sic
BON ettpas unOsrem, 9srr 2eutnunt!
sic treiben nit ben 0amen bod nrr
S9er3, i'd femme sic ia bur9 uRD
bur9; sic limb Elm e9ter 8ummsts
aug" 2sutnant: r8ummsl3us9
Dus beiBt SummeI8us, GrduIein ems
mdg" - Sunge Dame: Isl nun, CT
bolten tiberall an"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
Der neae SUIT.

Dame bss !SauIss (su ibrsr @eItlI'
f4dfterin): p5rGuletu, mein neuer Gut
1T u%bgeeeben iporbsn, tpesbdlb baben
sic Jpn ni@t in mein 3immer geI9idt9
~ SsieIIi4afterin: aQ4, mar bas SIR
neusr Sut, sndbiee Srdu9 SD sIaubte,
es lei Der Gdmpenf6trm, ben i9 beItellt
babe, unb fugte hesbuIb benz 3immers
mGb9en, iis fOIIs Jpn Guf bic 9OmpG
bedsn!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
GebsnsregeIn.

@enn Elm 9etannter Dir bsge9nst
unb luut uusruft: I'D, mein Sbsuers
iter!" 10 tOmm' Inn mir slsi9 nit Der
Gruge e%ntsegen: SD bitt Sic, babsn
Sic nt6t flint MIurt BEL ii@2" Dsnn
lei OsrIi&ert, er pOllte9i@ UNI busIeIbe
frdgen.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
Gtirntnt.

ReOner (gesnsr Der Trauenbepsss
llns): mas baden bic 5rdusn benn
@rObes sei8Offen9 Sabsn fie ie einen
@Oetbt, einsu G9ilIsr, etnen @batts
fpeare berbDrgebrdff?" 9amens
Fimme (uus Der ~9erIammlung: ia,
tuer bern IOnit?"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
Giasnt6iimIider @unTd.

Batter: rGetn, meme SD5ne MAIDEN
mir bod SuOiet @erger; i'd mS9te fats
ttf4 bel @eIo baden, bios bamit t9 Tie
entsrben tDnnte."
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
Differs

rGrGuIeiu Glfa, lpie alt 1T tupbf Sbre
SreunOin2" - .Qd, Serr 2eutnant,
bus peib i'd niGt sendu = absr in mos
bernen Stiiden ptrb iie nod rot6!-
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
SumOr Ser 8utunft.

rDie, Sic ba6eu Sprsen .psgen Sbs
res Subnes 3utunFt9" - ,2eiber! Der
SunSe 1T in isbsr 9sSiebuns normal
unb geIunb!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
@@Iaaen0er eetpeis.

&idter: nDurum buben sic Sbrsn
qrtnaipal sei9IGgen9" - QRgetIdgter:
ser bat mid einen SIesel ssbstBen, unb
ba Rub' i'd i'm talt sleid ssbroI9sn.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
.3erfrsut.

9rofeIfor, Der felt elmer bdlbenS Suns
be an feiner eigenen Stubenthiir ans
tlobft ~8ds Oas LANCE bauert, Bis
r6erein" gsrlfen pirb!1
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
@orforge.

sgtber boB 9u ieBt tmTriibiubr &ets
men Manu UNI ciHsn Ser6ftut ans
etbif9" 20, bis Der Su Tagt, pirb's
aud 6er6f,"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
@efahIsmsnl6tn

pglun bub' i'd mid I6on lang uuf bic
S4sibung gefreut, ba itirbt ssItern
plDBli6 mein Wann!4
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
@arianfe.

Bem ni9t 81 ratben lit, Der Tam
itH an lsiHtsItsn isIbsr bsIfn..
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
0epIaeterte mebtnsart.

Der Graf G6nsibsptb IN obsr Gisl
gsIunten Der TT HGmII9 isbt atlInes
dIf BEN RistIs
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23

uebmeu bsr 9Sietta
%irantbfit Hiat aai.
Gbmobl uHgsiubb II
GiercH cine oet
gsiro ilrn un6
bdnigiieu |Jirdrthcit
III, mglde tririrt,
NTH lie tnit tanner
BIC 81 0ncrla6t al5
p%otbdrbrH trtannt
BON ]atientm llnb
Qlergitn. bic lidI idbou
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
eUisr 0ruthbIsr.

". 9ds sbsn IN her atebe 8oubsrs
mod, bob lie D~erefeIt, tpen ibr 6nu&
beribrtl@
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
Wliboliidtes aomnIim,nt

Serr: Fiber S9Iittf6ubIauFen ION,
men sic, SrauIsin Gmmd. ais tDeun
sic BON einem gstimp Bic 1edt.r
pGren!"
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
S@ersfraas.

MsIdss SRitrument lit Bel isSem
0rdeTter iiberfIiiiIis9 antpOrt: Die
@iOIinsl benn iis pirO tets ssftridenl
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
@as man LINN I'D.

eS biaet clue aepiie 9tuibi uue bic bepiiens
3 iia4e, tob ~. 8iimer's Sunlpipupd, baS
5toNte Hieens 6tilmittd. isber eripartnna cut,
ipli9t IN BET Setting ron @bamatismus,
lN%iteridmtvsei, Rierert. gebtr. 8I0ie un6 ie6ci
beil bs urinianalS. gle Gnsct Bic llnia5ie.
~ eds Saler einjubalter i6ipts bos bunnai6e
%rilbl bdn &diertalen. un6 bciqt u6len 5gllrn
2or bic nab Gcnuh BON @eiu, gier o5er Sdatas
lniiitbtl tounGt, pie 0iitrtS g3a1edaitn IS
{aaes lber uro hauitaeS auii,ebsn m6,stne IS
.(a9i9, Ter milos nto aaftvgep6Entihs Gf3t
2tr eHntp t%tpur5els NleoiJiH benptrttdt i'd
l4neu. sic ttsbt oGtin ba iir Die punbabalcn
" luuBru mo In ben a%ne.fannt idfinImiien
ilcn. 9oben Gle cine MIrbi,in nBibia, nebmtr
le bic Sttte. Gu bdben IN allen 9lpoib,ten IN
80 Gent NIB einet SoQdr 1Idlben.
Tx fitret zine lir0be-Niaihs uuh ola, Hsjrea
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23
Iaum0e Ri0c an e~rGrap6len
licrCn un0 a6nen Is midi.
mas itOerbanOuebmen Der g,ierentranthei,

2fn mditcn eaitcH idat Scr olmmirnbe Sort.
lAl.lt uMb bas frtnnntnhmerthe Isherh,uh
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23

earnit bettiebi9t geftQt wiftu, iaaibin
naF PIE pmptOme AZ beboubfli, mdhirnb
es sl9tnilI9e &Tanibeit bab 9aH;r Sglitm uuta,
ninjyt.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23

sitle iturs unb btasbeu Gle ieinen ,1rrl5unL,
irnecti mtrien Sie ii6 ben Aamrn ~. sinners
Snwpppurid. Neeiyin, louie aud bic slbreIa
9ing6dnIton, q. y.
Hermanner Volksblatt. [volume] (Hermann, Mo.) 1875-1928, 1907-08-23

idel9eu, Weldrs Sbnen
lies erlldrt, pOfioirel
QlGi9idt betom NJ n.
3}cn abrtilire an ~.
Rilm,r ~ Co., ginsbum:
ton. 2. .. @enH Sie
ihreibeu. erm8huen Gie
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Judge Adams, the County Court
Judge OF Limerick. is one OF the wit
tIest OF Irishmen. but occasionally from
an encounter he emerges second best.
The other day a juror asked to be
excused from serving On account Of
deafness.
"wcre you In court during my charge
to the Jury In the last caser" asked the
Judge.
ayes. yer homer" replied the Juror.
"Did you hear III"
ayes, yer honnor, heard every
word OF II, but couldn't make any
sinse OF I'll"
The reply evoked roar Of laughter,
In which Judge Adams heartily Joined.
But he did not excuse that Juror.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04
Picked Oyntern.

Simmer about 200 oysters In their
own liquor for five minutes, drain them
well and place In Jars, pouring Off from
time to time any liquid that may ac-
cumulate. Place on the fire in sauce.
pan one quart OF cider vinegar. half an
ounce each Of whole cloves and pound
ell mace, a level teaspoon OF salt, q
saltspoon OF cayenne pepper and a ta.
blespoon Of white mustard seed. Boil
three minutes, then cool and pour over
the oysters
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

The late Justice Daily Of New York
frequently enllvened the tedium Of
legal proceedings had before him by his
kindly wit.
One day a suit was brought before
him in which damages were claimed by
reason Of an assault. Plaintiff had been
knocked down by the defedant and We.
verely pummeled while PROSTATE. Ono
Of the witnesses seemed very reluctant
TO answer the questions put to him on
cross-examination, In which he was up
held by the court.
"With all due respect to your honor"
complained the attorney for the plain
TIL. "tbe court does not appear to take
cognizance Of the underlying principle
In this case"
"In my opinion" replied bis honor,
good-naturedly, "the underlying princi-
pal in this case Is your client, Mr.. At
torney. Weekly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Take two cupfuls Of large chestnuts,
sort carefully. and, after Smelling and
boiling. skin and rub through a colan-
der. Mix In with them well table
spoonful OF butter, a pinch Of salt. an.
other OF paprIka. and few drops OF
lemon Juice; then place In a double
saucepan and heat. After setting aside
until cool, form the chestnuts into Gro.
quettes, roll In egg and then In cracker
dust MS In the case Of ordinary Gro.
quettes, and set In the refrigerator for
an hour until time to fry them in a
deep pan OF fat, which should be boil.
ing before the croquettes are placed
In II.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Molsten two cups Of granuiated
sugar with enough milk to dissolve 1t
and n quarter Of teaspoonful OF
cream Of tartar and put !nto sauce
pan. Set where the contents will sim
mer gently. Stir all the time until a
little dropped into cold water is about
as stiff as putty. Potr into shallow
pan. set aside until NO stlff that the
pressure OF the finger leaves dent on
the candy and the dent remains. Work
10 n soft mass, kneading ii upon a
powdered sugar-strewed board. Roll
out into sheet and cut into squares.
You may add vanilla II you wish just
before taking from the fire.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

An American visiting Dublin told
some startling stories about the height
OF some Of the New York buildings.
An Irlshman who was listening stood
1t us long as he could, and then que
rled:
aye haven't seen our newest hotel,
have YER
The American thought not
"Well." said the Irishman, "it's 80
tall that we had to put the two top
stories on hinges"
"What forf' asked the American.
$50 we could let 'em down till the
moon went by" said Pat.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

One and half plnts of vinegar, one
half teacup salt, one-half cup grated
horseradish, two teaspoonfuIs black
pepper, one-half cup of mustard seed,
two green peppers, two onions chopped
fine. one teasnoonful celery seed, one
teaspoonful cloves, two teaspoontuls of
cinnamon, one cup sugar, one peck ripe
tomatoes chopped fine; remove all seeds
and juice. Put all in the vinegar and
seal In Jars or cans.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04
Lock but DO Not Touch.

elias your wife got your den axed up
yety"
"Yes. and you ought to SEQ II It's
the cozlest place In the whole house"
"I suppose you find great comfort In
II, don't your"
"oh. she won't let me 20 in II It's
merely TO look at."-Mllwaukee Sentl.
nel,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04
Polish Bouiilon OF Beets.

Chop two punches of beets fine, cover
with two quarts of cold water and boil
for two hours. Strain, put In two table,
spoonfuls Of vinegar, one-half table
spoonful of sugar and one teaspoonful
Of salt Set aside to cool. Beat one
egg with one-fourth pint of cream.
When the soup is cold pour the egg and
cream mixture into 1t and serve.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Mrs. Suburbs with papcr)--I 500
that the site OF the Garden OF Eden has
at last been located.
Mr., suburbs-Yes1 Whom viii the
sale Of lots take place and what's the
fare from the city hall3-Puck.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Out the kernels from ears as for
stswing. Make rich pie paste, line
a deep baking dish with II as for oyster
PIE and put into 1t alternate layers of
cut corn and little blocks of dough.
Dot each layer with bits Of butter and
season to taste. Cover all with a very
liberal quantity of milk. Put on top
cover of pastry and bake until q rich
brown.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

"GeorEIe. what is your fathers oceupa.
honY"
Ills what, ma'amT
Ellis occupation. What does be do for
q liyinE"
"Dor Fur a lvln'. ma'amf Gee He's
Q plain elo'es p'leeceman wit a pulp
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04
Quick Mullins.

Sift two cups of -four with level
tablespoon Of sugar, two level teaspoons
Of baking powder and saltspoon Of
salt Beat two eggs, add one cup Of
milk. Rub one level teaspoon each Of
lard and butter into the flour and pour
in the egg and milk. Beat and bake In
well-greased muffin tins.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

scaid oysters until they are plump.
and then put them in cold water while
they are boiling hot, so as to make
them firm; put them 10 one side and
boil five eggs hard; take of the whites
and chop fine; lay bed OF white let
tuce In n long dish; place the oysters
In this; cover them with n mayonnaIse
dressing; over them place the yoiks OF
the, eggs, which have been mashed fine,
and lastly the chopped whites OF the
eggs. Do not let 1t stand long before
serving. II you do the oysters and
mnyonnaise will become watery. BE
sure the lettuce is thoroughly dried.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

"who are you, sirG" asked Eve, in
surprise.
MADAM" answered Adam. with his
most engaging smile, 81 am Exhibit A of
the chronological department"
1t was then that the serpent, having
escaped from the geological department,
entered upon the scene, and the real trou-
BILE began.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

noothby--pld you ever suffer from
stage frlghti
darrlckson--No, but many a time.
when I've looked through the pecphole
and noted the alHe of the audience. / have
suffered severely from box.olliee fright,
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Fried Tomatoes with Green Gravy.
Cut tomatoes which are not too ripe
In inch slices, dust with salt, pepper
and flour; brown quickly on both sides
In hot butter, then pour over them
thin cream to nearly cover. and sim
mer five minutes. Lift the slices care
fully on a platter, and thicken the
gravy with the beaten yolk OF an egg
stirred into a half cup of cold cream
or rich milk; do not let 1t quite boil /;
pour over the tomatoes as soon as 1t
thickens and serve hot. This Is favor
lite dish.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

II wish I was half as beautiful as
Miss Brown" remarked the fair Edith
to Mr.. Green.
"Well, you are, you know" replied
Green, thoughtlessly.
Then he wondered why she suddenly
rose and left him.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04
mo- Rreak IA Neu shoes.

Always shake In Aliens Foot Ease, powder.
II cures hot, sweating, aching. swollen feet.
Cures corns. ingrowing nails and bunions At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Address
Allen s. Olmsted. lie Roy, n Y.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

cholly-iIow do you think look with
my automobile gogglesf
Miss Cnpaleum--l suppose you looh
through them, just as II they were ordl
nary glasses. Don't vou1
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Hotel and restaurant prices are
steadily rising In German cities, be-
cause OF the rapid rise Of prices of
meat and vegetables. Cooks and wait
ers also demand much more than for.
merly.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

The boatswain's pipe, which has been
displaced in the British navy by bugle
calls, is to be restored TO favor.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

Queen Alexandra's eyes are deep blue,
and retain the mingled softness and frs
Of youth.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

"Mrs. Jones Just got a divorce from
her husband for throwing salad In her
face" said one.
did she get allmonyT" asked the
other.
"No," replied the first. "She got the
salad."-New York Press.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-01-04

The Gourmet--I tell you. | certainly
am fond OF Swiss cheese sandwiches.
The Dyspeptic-oh. that's the cheese
with the holes In II. Very indlgesti
BILE.
The Gourmet-They are. chr Well
I never eat them. Philadelphia Ledger
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-01-24
BROKE THE WILDCATS BACK.
Philadelphia Man Victorious In Hand
to-Hand Combat.

Unarmed and alone, Thomas Dyke
was attacked by a wildcat on Locust
mountain, south of Mount Carmel, Pa.
He had been in Ashland and started
to drive home. His horse stepped on
a nail and he put the animal in a sta
BILE.
Then he started to walk home and
was on the mountain when the cries
of a wildcat alarmed him. A few
minutes later he saw the beast ten
feet in front of him. The animal
finally sprang. He jumped aside and
as the body of the cat struck the road
he leaped upon it. For several min
utes the fight between the wild ami
NAL and the man went on. At length
by a quick swing he broke the ami
mails back.
A physician dressed the several
deep scratches on his face and hands,
but otherwise he was uniniured.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-01-24
One Peril Of RaIloonInu.

One of the strange experiences OF
a balloonist is that of falling into "a
hole in the air." which Mr.. Rolker re-
ports as follows: $50 you continue
sailing, enjoying the present with
little thought of the startling sur
prises that may be before you. Ahead
of you, unseen, may be what the bal
locnist calls a hole in the air. re-
sembling the vortex of a maelstrom
and down this you may literally fall
at a rate which is terrifying until, by
sacrificing two or three bagfuls OF
sand at once, your pilot checks your
downward flight. But these holes
are scarce, and, as a rule, the atmos-
phere is of uniform carrying power
American Magazine.
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-01-24
TORTURED WITH ECZEMA.
Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body
Scratched Until Bled-Wonder-
full Cure by Cuticura.

Last year I suffered with a tremen-
dous itching on my back, which grew
worse and worse, until it spread over
the whole body, and only my face and
hands were free. For four months or
SO 1 suffered torments, and l had to
scratch, scratch, scratch, until 1 bled.
At night when l went to bed things
got worse, and l had at times to get
up and scratch my body all over, until
l was as sore as could be, and until 1
suffered ex%cruciating pains. They told
me that l was suffering from eczema.
Then l made up my mind that l would
use the Cuticura Remedies. l used
them according to instructions, and
very SOC indeed l was greatly re-
lieved. l continued until well, and
now am ready to recommend the Gu
ticura Remedies to any one. Mrs.
Mary Metzger, Sweetwater, OKLA,
June %, 1906"
Red River prospector. (Red River, Taos County, N.M.) 1900-190?, 1907-01-24

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and ineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trouble
can be entirely overcome by using De-
fance Starch, as it can be applied
much more thinly because of its great
err strength thap other makes.