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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
Public Notice.

Meeting of the county board of equal.
cation to equalize the assessed valuation
of personal and real property.
Notice Is hereby given that the board
of county commissioners Of the county Of
Ford, 10 the state of Kansas, constituted
as the county board Of equalization, will
meet at the county clerks office, In the
court house In said county and state, on
the first Monday In June next, A. D. 1907,
and proceed to fairly and impartially
equa)ize the valuation Of the personal and
real property In said county.
At this meeting, or at adjourned meet
iDgs, If any, all persons feeling them.
selves aggrieved with assessments made
and returned by the assessors, can appear
and have all errors In the returns cor.
rected.
Dated the 4th day Of May, A. D. 1907.
3. II. CONNAwAY,
AZ County Clerk!
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
COOPER SUCCEEDS BEAuBIEN

New Man Appointed Commissioner Of
the Forestry Station at Dodge City.
The Topeka Capital Gays the following
regarding the appointment Of new
Forestry commissioner for the State For
estry station located at Dodge City:
Announcement was made by Cover.
nor Hoch yesterday Of the appointment
Of H. @. Cooper Of Clay Center as State
Forestry Commissioner at Dodge City to
succeed H. s. Beaubien. Mr.. Beaubien's
term expired last January but he has
been holding over. He has been the
Forestry Commissioner for two years and
was appointed through the influence of
Senator J. N. Dolley. He formerly lived
10 Wabaunsee county.
ut is probable that F. L. Williams Of
Clay Center, formerly private secretary
to Governor Hoch, had something to do
with Cooper's appointment. He came to
Topeka with Cooper and was In confer
ence with Cooper and Governor Hoch.
Beaubien was a candidate for re.appoint.
ment but the "infuence" back of him
does not have the pull with the Governor
that 1t formerly had. There were several
candidates for the place-most OF them
from Dodge City. The place has hitherto
always gone to Dodge City man.
"Until the last session of Legislature
there was but one Forestry Comm issioner
and he was located at Dodge. He also
had charge Of the Ogallah station. Now
there is commissioner at both stations"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23

In River View near the round house In
Dodge City, will be put on the market,
again May the first. There is two good
public wells put in the addition. and lots
will be sold on easy terms, now is the
time to get a home, and stop paving high
rent, Talk 1t over with P. H. SuGHRUE.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23

More News from the New England
States.
If any one has any doubt as to the vir-
tue OF Foley's Kidney Cure, they need
only to refer to Mr.. Alvin Fl Simpson,
Of Nillimantic, Conn.,, who, after almost
losing hope Of recovery, on account Of
the failure Of SO MANY remedies, finally
tried Folcy's Kidney Cure, which BIZ says
was s'just the thins'' for him, as four bot
ties cured him completely. he 10 now
entirely well and free from all the suffer-
Incident to acute kidney trouble. Pine q
Bond Drug Co.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
Don't Paw Alimony

to be divorced from your appendix There
will be no occasion for It II you keep your
bowels regular with DR.. Kings New Life
Pills. Their action is so gentle that the
appendix never has cause to make the
least complaint Guaranteed by Rath 4
cambridge, Druggist 25c. Try them.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup is best for
women and children. its mild action
and pleasant taste makes 1t preferable to
violent purgatives, such as pills, tablets,
etc. Get the booklet and sample OF
Orino at The Pine & Bond Drug Go.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
Letter to Doc. Waring Dodge City,
Kansas

NdnSdS
Dear Sir: Here's something every
painter and builder ought to know.
MIR. j. j. Hall, Sheffield, Pa, painted
two houses, years ago, lead.and- oil /;
took 40 gallons Last year, he painted
Devoe; bought 40 gallons; had 10 left.
He Is one of thousands. The know
ledge is getting about pretty generally,
that Devoe goes further than anything
else.
Have you found 1t out In your own ex-
perience?
How much further?
Suppose job amounts to 10000 square
feet; how much less Devoe could you
buy?
Is 1t as easy to paintP Does 1t cost any
more or less to put-on by the gallon than
anything else? How muchP
If 1t costs no more TO put ON Devoe by
the gallon, it costs less by the foot, you
know; for the gallon does more feet.
How much less, do you find it, for wagess
Lasts, say, twice as long; that is the
owners gain; but perhaps you reckon II
yours; some do. The time, when tina,
comes in, is when be gives-out the next
job.
Who gets 1t?
Yours truly,
F. W. EvoE & Co
New York, Chicago and Kansas City
James O'Malley & Sons Lumber YARD
sells our paint. t'
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
For Sale.

Wllburn schOolhouse in District joint
one, Ford and Meade counties. Sealed
bids will be received for thirty days.
The board reserves the right to reject
any and all bids
(Signed), FRANK VAN RIPPER,
AZ District Clerk,
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23

All kinds Of laundry help, at good
wages, in modern, airy, well lighted
plants. Climate, unsurpassed. Mountain
cir and sunshine. Address,
J.S. SACHS,
II 121l.1Dth Street, Denver, Colo.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
A Gaara nteed cure for Piles.

itching, Blind Bleeding or Pretruding
f)TNTMENT fails 70 cure any case, no matter
II how long standing, in to IA days. First
Application gives ease and rest. 800. II your
ifIi0Riet hasn't IL send zoo IL stanpe and II.
al bs Forwarded postpaid By Paris Medi
oino o., &c LsuiE. No.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
To Cure a Cold in One Day.

To Cure Cold In One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets
All druggists refund the money II It falls
to cure. e. W, Groves signature 10 on
box. Fash go.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23

The safe, certain, reliable little pills
,hat do not grippe or sicken are Dade's
Ta,tle Liver Pills. Best for sick head
scbes. bilIiousuess and lazy livers. Sold
- Pine q Bonds Drug Store.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
NV Best Friend.

Alexander Benton, who lives on Rural
Route l, Fort Edward, N. Y, Gays: "Dr'
Kings New Discovery is my best earthly
friend. II cured me Of asthma elk years
ago. II has also performed wonderful
cure Of lnciplent consumption for my
sop's wife. The frat bottle ended the
terrible cough, and this accomplished,
the other symptoms left one by one. un-
III she was perfectly well. DR.. Kings
New Dlscovery's power over coughs and
colds Is simply marvellous" No oshel
remedy has ever equaled II. Fully guar
anteed BY Rath & cambridge, Druggist
Ellc and &l.OO. Trial bottle.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23
Wanted.

Superintendent Of Public Instruction.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1907-05-23

T. W. EVOE q GO
New York, Chicago and Kansas City.
James O'Malley 4 Sons Lumber Yard
sells our paint. tN
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04

ceved praise from every quarter. But
better than all was tho attention tho
conpanys officials showed to tho vet
Grams when tho storm made 1t ncces-
snry to remove them from camp Mr.
William Northrop superintendent tho
work In person., and saw that every
possible facility for transporting the
vets was given; and tho service was
entirely free---n goodwill service
which tho community highly cstecms.
Tie Veterans also behaved very we'll
ana relieved tho embarrassment Of the
committee as far us they could. One
Of them said In this office that he
heard somebody shy 1t hnd rnined, but
lie was having such good time lie
didn't know j..
Captain ID. a. Brown did much to
save the day. His restaurant ut camp
was the most popular place In town,
and tho soldiers were delighted. There
was good food and plenty of IT, and
Captain Brown's smiles added flavor
to the feast. 1t ever there Is another
war, ho will be elected uuartermaster
by acclamntion.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
RACIAL INSTINCT.

Judge Merritt w. Pincl<ncy, Of Chi
cago, recently declared from tho bench
that the negro did not get square
deal In tho Chicago courts.
II have seen Jurors come into this
court and with hand uplifted swear they
possessed no prejudice against tho ne
gro, when they knew and knew they
were prcjudiced," said the judge.
Judge Pinckney used the wrong
phrase. Had lie said that he had seen
in the jury-box white men who had an
instructive aversion to the negro race,
he would have hit the exact truth, and
If he will examine himself, he will find
tho same instinct in Ills own breast,
for the Creator has put It In the breast
OF every white man. The white man is
not responsible for his instincts, but he
is responsible for his conduct and, when
sitting as a sworn Juror. he dare not let
that instinct or any other influence him
to do injustice to negro prisoner. It
is unmanly, un-American and sinful
No matter what crime the negro be ac-
cused of, he is entitled to q fair and
impartial trial. For white Juror to
allow his instinct to influence him to
do an act Of injustice is to dishonor
himself, his race and the court.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
YOUNG LADIES
WIN MANY IONORS
List Of the Students Of Southern
Female College, Petersburg,
Who Are Successful.
Especial to The Times D!spatch.

Especial to The Times Dispatch
PETERSBURG, Va, June 3.-The COM
mencement exercises OF the Southern Fe-
male College began yesterday with the bac-
calaureate sermon preached before the
studants Mt Washington Street NJ. Z. Church
by the Rev. Or. J. Gray McAllister, pres-
dent Of Hampden-sidney College.
Students winning the honors OF the nsti-
tuition arc: 80
Full Graduates with A. b. Degree:
Miss Estello Gertrude Harding, Peters
burg, Va; Miss Gladys Gertrude Hethorn
McFarland's, Va; Miss Mary Bathurst
Quicke. Petersburg. Va; Miss Mazie Bur-
nette stainback, Weldon. N. G.
Graduates In Schools:
English and IIstory-Miss Susie Allen,
burg. Va; Miss Gladys Ilethorn. McFar-
lands, Va; Miss Mary Quiclsc. Petersburg,
Va: Miss Willie Hammock Grove Va;
Miss Mazie stainbaci. Weldon, N c.; Miss
School OF Latln---Miss Anabai Hays, Pc
tersburg. Va. Miss Clara Hays Peters
burg, Va; Misu Gladys Hethorn. McFnr-
lands, Va; Miss Maize stainbnck. Weldon
N. c.
School OF French-M!ss Anabel Hays. Pc.
tersburg, Va; Miss Clara Hays. Petersburg
Va; Miss susle Allen, Hebron, Va; Miss
Mazlo stanbnck, Weldon. N. G.
School OF Mathemntics-Misn Susie Allen
Hebron. Va, Miss Gladys Hethorn. McFar,
lands Va; Miss Annie Musgrove. weldon
N. c.. Miss Mary Qulcke Petersburg. Va
Miss Nellie Rivers. summerville. s. G.. (,
Harding, Petersburg. Va; Miss Mary Quicko
' School Of Moral rh.losophy-.Mls ISIS willie
Hammock. crawo, Va: Miss Gladys 5iethorn
MeTaIandS Va; Miss n,.r ,ss outcl,c poters
s %.e. v''' M''S AaA s 49,.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
THE LESSON or THE REUNION,

The Confederate Reunion has demon
strated that Richmond Is capable of
handling tho largest conventions, and
she should now insist on being num-
cities of the United States, Our new
Auditorium and the Horse Show Build
ing. together With numerous smaller
halls. give us ample meeting places
for the conventions proper and their
ysrious auxiliary bodies and commit
tees. and our hotel accommodations
are equal to those cf any city Of Rich
1ponds siz..-tar better than most
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
grove. Weldon, N. G.
MetlaliStx:

grove. Weldon. N. g.
Medalists:
Piano music, Mias Charlotte shafcr.
Charleston. 8. c.; Latin, Miss Clara Hays.
Petersburg. Va; mathematics. Miss Susie
Allen, Hebron. Va; English and history.
Miss Maz,e stalnback, Weldon, N. CT:
French, Miss Anabei Hays. Petersburg. Va;
moral philosophy. Miss Gladys Hethorn.
McFarland's. Va; art, Miss Katherine God
dy, williamsburg Va: elocut!on, Miss Mel
lie Chapman. Jetersonyile. Cal; gymna-
stun, Miss Rose Turner, Fergusofs Wharf.
Va; writing, Miss Iva Miller, Grand juno
ton, Coll; intermediate department., Miss
Ethyn styrnbrough. Wcstover, Va; pre-
paratory department Miss Hope Coolidge.
Bristol, Tenn; primary department. Mis-.
Florence stratton, Petersburg, Va.
Founders Prizes:
X Miss Susie Allen. Miss Lucy Davis, Miss
Sallio Green. Mias Bessie Harwel, Miss
Clara Hays. Misc Gladys Hethorn Miss Bes-
sic Patterson, Miss Mazie stainback. Miss
Ethlyns styrnbrough. Miss Lott!e Valentine.
Specially Distinguishes:
Miss Hope Coolidge. Miss Myra Dempsey.
Mise spooncr Dunn. Miss Hazel Griffin. Miss
N abel Malone Miss Rebecca. Mc1lwaine, Miss
Florence Stratton. Miss Helen Iotty. MISS
Florence Winfield.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04

cities OF our class. 10 hive cared for
such a tllronE OF veterans and other
visitors lii such wretclied weather was
ell be proud, and the city is Under
lasting obligations to Colonel John W.
Gordon and his assistants, who man.
aged SO well. No men ever handled a
sditllcult situation with greater ability
ard tact. and they could not have site
ccedcd SO we'll If they had not been In
spired by their loyalty to the Confed-
crate cause ind their love for Rich
n,ond. 1t Is men like these who make
the city. and whom tho city honors.
There is Il lesson Just here which
should BIO impressed with Nil possible
emphasis, We honor the Confedcrntcs
because they made heroic sacrifices for
their country, and we have no feeling
but contempt for those who slsulked
when tho call to arms came.
It is much the same III civic life. We
honor the man who has public spirit;
who does not 1.-Two for himself alone:
who Is willing to make sacrifices in
VIuSl W SClNC lIlS pSVl'ACt tAIIA suS''
memory Is cherished long after they
have passed away. How often was the
service of the late Norman V. RAN
tolph recalled during the reunion Just
closed!
But the citizen who lives for him
self; who gets Ill lie can and gives
what no must; who devotes nothing
OF his time and talents to the public
Interest; who never attends public
meetings or takes part In movements
for the public good, lives without the
respect and good will Of the conllnun-
ity, and when the worms have eaten
him he Is forgot.
That is the practical lesson Of the
reunion. Service is the true measure
OF greatness. He that Is most honored
and that deserves to be is he that Is
the greatest servant.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04

The Roanoke World pictures "the
undesirable citizen in every community"
as man with a pistol consp!cuously
displayed In his hip pocket. II the piss
tol-toters would only wear their weap-
ons IN full view, they would keep with
IN the law, and thoro would be less
ground for complaint against them. But
they carry their gums" concealed, and
no man knows that they are armed. It
is the concealment that makes them so
dangerous and SO contemplate.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
ADJUSTMENTS
Acndemy-ssA Dolls House,"
Bijou-"Thc Nancy Hanks"
ooil-VaudcVillc.
"The Nancy IIunks.'

"The Nancy Hanks"
Wells, Dunno and Harlan have re-
vlved the once famous farce COMEDY
"The Nancy Hanks" and their produc-
ton was witnessed at the Bl1ou !ast
night, with the old Bijou fnvorites IN
the cast-Littlo Chip. Mary Marble.
Tony Hart and Dan Marble. CHIP ana
Mary Marble were both given quitc
cordial reception, while tho audience
also showed that they had not torgot-
ten Tony Hart. once almost as popular
as tho two small stars, who have been
heading nearly all Of the offerings OF
this trio Of producing managers. Dan
Marble, being "discovored" when the
curtain rises. ia not afforded the same
opportunity for reception" as the
others
Little Chip. as the Marquis do Ia
Rochelle, with the oft-repeatod me,
II do this for you, Dick, so wen re-
,aembered, Is grotesquely funny, but
he Is not rs amusing as ne mas peeh
in many other parts, tor the french-
man does not exactly suit Chips meth
DDS. AS might ba expected. emp very
often nearly oversteps the line which
separates legitimate farce from yul-
| gurity, for the small comedian has
way Of breaking away from al limits
which prudent manager might place
nnnp him 1rbcr rIo vinr n house which
n Gyms ', ,ad,s '' n,anng rs patrons. The
1N1 r~ev ga hos .''T hean nlayed many a
tima N w,,hont tha introduction OF some
~ ~, a't h,,s,,, oss ,rhich chip uses in
oraa ~ ,,,',,'. Iau,i,
Ma ~ 1850 s - si,nnlv herself, and
~ hat,or va" taas sv can we'll be given
~, ~ D'1,ot - ~ ,,ava thn signal
n iier ,ausn - IN w,th nor Her
~, .na hn,!,s"e' ~ 49,, racnived several
.nc unuy reaf So"s s, ~ =
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
MANY ATTEND
NORMAL FINALS
Class Exercises Held Last Night.
Attractive and Elaborate Pro-
gram Rendered.
1snacinl 1o ZINC Tlmes- . lspatch.l

Especial TO INC IlIhea-A''oPN1ssS.''''
FARMVILLE. VA, June s.-cl narn ea7
ersises Of the s5a5l o WITH the fol-
song: history, Miss Lucy Nlce; ou n', 20 !. .
tho seniors, Miss Mary Steger' G NIiss .
song; last will and ], test addresa MISS
Belle Brosius; gltt aa1 snn . nrophecy,
G Car ten by Miss Beryl Morris, and per
formed ~ tho class as merry llite
gypsy scene. Tho nddres Seo o. yno Miss k
Mason presented TO- each member OF
NE ciass a characteristic gift to rep
rascnt her most striking trait o. WIS ~
dom or Of folly, as the case mlght ne pc
Miss Lucy NJ. Holt ana Mr.. ira = H0lt.
N pI,rf Mrs S, II. Thompson and MISS ~
Lillian Thompson, Bluefeld, w; va {; /; ;
MI. Henry THOMPSON, Durham r. ~
Mrs " y so rnusStoHS, ch MihoASM. Misses ;
ROY mobbie e. and Janet Nicholson, and Mas.
t ter Thomns Morton Nicholson, CreWe;
Mr. Mr. and Mrs. w. r. Allen, Guinea
Mills; Mr. Paul MeRea ,,e Iumper'uMNh Mr..
" W!ss a. Marshall, Jr. Newport N sNy. !;
Mrs. Robert Harrison and Miss Marie
=. Barr, Petersburg; Miss Be ISLE 7;
Thompson, R!chmondd;;, in Mi e 1, mma Big
Baker, Louise ~ M'g 5s,i Apise 'Whtworth.
seohu Mrs. u NJ Davidson, and n.
NT,ss 1HIiznbeth Glasgow, Buena VISTA .
Miss Mary Davidson, Lexingtons Miss a,,
h Mnm,e Alien, Ballsyille: Miss Ia GIL u
an frosRsst H Mas T Taans ana 9,l's M.
sttici,ley Tucker, Amherst; Mr.. COZ Z.
nelins TUCKER, Lynchburg; Mrs. 9, 3 :.
M hstS lyergreen; Mrs James Ray,e ~
and Miss Edna Rayley r LaW1remddeyMtii sa
lillian II, Stevens. Lynohburg{; MT,
DAVIS and Mr. Travis, Davis H Lydra' :
hurg;. Miss Emma ,M v;aht,pa,l Pro-,
| Wharf: Miss Mary Br'sntWelh 1sos-
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
The Massa chusetts Legislature is CT

The Massa chusetts Legislature is en-
gagged in amending the Sunday laws.
and II the bill under consideration is
passed the first day OF the week will no
longer be recognized in law as "the
Lords Day" but merely as Sunday"
So passes out OF the statutes Of the
State phrase that has existed since the
Massachusetts, Colony was formed This
does not mean that the Massachusetts
people are losing their reverence for
sacred things They arc merely dis
polling an illusion. In land OF relig-
ious liberty there can be no statutory
religious Observance. In law Sunday
is day Of rest and nothing more.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04

#pect: Mr.. Dorsey Davis. Columbia, S.
G.: MIR. Norwood Davis, Blueheld. w.
Va; Miss Ekie Landrum. Lynchburg:
Mr.. Walter Carson. crewe; Mrs. ". Fl.
Walden. Prospect; Miss Annie Moro
lard: Hampton; Miss Lila DuVal, Ar
yonia; Mr.. and Mrs. J. N. Crutc. Curds-s
Misses Gannaway, Lynchburg; 4 Miss
Steptoo Campbell. King William: Miss
Mary Preston, Salem; Miss Carrie Dun-s
gan, Chilhowle: MISS Nellie Baker,
Berkeley; Miss Isa Compton, Front
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
Cadets Leave for jamestown.
Especial 10 Tho Times. DIspat ch.

8BLACKsBuRG. VA. june 33.-The sermon
before the graduating class at tho Virginia
Polytechnic Institute was preached by Rt.
Row Beverley D. Tucker. bishop condjntor
OF Southern Virginia. At II a. NJ. yester-
day.
The cadet corps leaves at 1880 Tomorrow
morning on n special train for the James,
town Exposition, and will remain In camp
there twelve days. Tho mail and telegraphic
address for the students Is Exposition Sta
ton Noriollko Va, Camp No. !.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
Harris
Amid speptic Water
'PHoNE 1889.

y. A, Morris CO.. 1nc.:
Gentlemen.--I have used tho HARRIS
ANTI pYsPEPTIC WATER for tho past
wear. and I have found It very beneficial
to- me. Before commenced to use It
! suffered a great deal with Sick Head
ache and Flatulence. Since began to
uso It I have been almost entirely relieved
Of these troubles. ! DO not hesitate to
recommend 1t to any one who Is a sufv
fereg from Indigestion.
I III b, RAND, WELLFORD,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
POINTS lsoM pARAGRApnERs.

r. VEN though he belittles the President's
knowledge of animals Mr.. Long must
- admit that ha knows all that Is worth
knowing about the Republican elephant
Washington Post
Carter Harrison as n candidate for Pres-
dent has low-gear, nonvlhratory BOOM
Chicago News.
son never realizes how much his own
father knew until he starts to advise chill
dren Of his own.--Florida Times-Unlon.
tiss4 49, lS = y s4s
It doesn't necessarily follow that man
is any good because he's as good ms his
word.-Ch'cago News.
The light OF reason generally dawns on
grnndfathers. and not much before.-s1an-
chester Union.
Or. Niley's declaration that there is no
decent excuse for failing to attain ripe
old age will probably not affect his popu-
larity with the life Insurance companies
New York Tribune. @
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04
MERELY JOKING.


Advice They Head.
60" go
YOU" 5ll57l, 49,
:, = got this from wycr."-washingto
Very frequently.
What makes grass widows?"
wild oats."--Cleveland Leader.
Her Clever Ruse.
She:' you'll be glad to learn. dear, that
I've gotten out OF visiting our relatives"
He: Grand Splendid! It hung over
me like cloud. How did you manage 1t ~
She: "Oh, asked them here !''-Lifc.
Suspicious.
"she has postponed her marriage date un-
til late In January"
"Why7"
''she wants to, make sure of a Christmas
present from him.'-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Not Minute to Spare.
Guest: Waiter. what do you mean by
this? You bring me the fish first and the
soup after"
waiter (conndentlally): ITO tell the
truth, sir. the FISH would not keep any lon
ger."-Tales.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-04

An Arkansas officer said, after the
parade: III we had all been Lee's own
veterans they couldn't have given us
finer reception" Few cities in tho
world have the sentiment, the pride OF
race and tradition and the enthusiastic
loyalty that chhracterizes Richmond.
And this is no comic paragraph, either.