Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-12-22
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CHRISTMAS comes but once a year
otherwise the financial stringency
would be perpetual
BRYAN is going duekhunting Why
cultivate the ex-presidential accom-
plishments 50 early
So
CORTELYOU on the Carpet was
rather an interesting spectacle. But
Loeb stays on the ingram all the time
SOME ONE must have moved from
III Paso to NOgales. All the faqui
stories now are coming from the latter
town.
TAFT~s hesitsncy 10 express his
views on the presidency may very rea-
sOnably be put down to a natural
modesty.
IT WAS probably necessary for the
Gentleman from Mississippi to swat the
Gentleman from Missouri because the
latter had TO be Shown
ALBERT ALLEN. alleged horse
thief. was acquitted In Tombstone on
the plea that he had only borrowed
the bronk-withont asking.
"MONODIETfSTr' Is not the only
name applied to the crank who be-
lieves in living on one kind Of food
an the time. But the others are not
polite.
THE JAPs take a cheerful view OF
the Pacific fleet. Il Is reported. Mucn
more cheerful view at that distance
than IL II were hanging around Yoka-
hama.
THE GIFT by David r Monat or
1000 tons OF coal to Denyer's poor Is
a piece OF philanthropy hat makes a
Carnegie library look like a section
house.
THE PRICE Of lumber IN Tucson
has dropped $40 per 1000. Now II
Tucson viii advertise cheap coal IL
will soon depopulate all the rest OF
the southwest
"DERE's some satisfaction in no-
bein' a millionaire" said Perry Pate
cashier NV a Massychewsetts bank wuz
found dead In a bathtub.'
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A LOBSTER has been caught on
coast weighing 81 pounds
and a half. We are all familiar with
many live HOLSTERS. even in this dry
climate who can beat hat weight
AFTER a LULL in the suicide bus
ri Paso is smoking up again.
Van Belle, after reading a few
chapters In Loves Domain was so
affected that she drank two unces OF
acid. She viii n
probably read the rest of the book.
Herbert Zimmerman. formerly Of
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his throat with a razor because his
loshed him for asking a loan.
El Paso has EN- all skinned.
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THE NEW MEXICO postmasters
nave attained a solid reputation for a
strong desire to hold on 70 their posi-
lions and 50 far mighty few have
Them or would do anything that might
their tenure Of office. They like
The jobs and viii do all they can "a
hold them. In the main they are cf-
Iicient and good public servants.
they mingle but little In politics anc
IN some cases too little The Al
We must admit, however. Max, that
occasionally one gets a tribe over
in sending colored political
TO the II Paso Herald.
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WHEN THE New Mexican's AIhu-
luerque morning yellow contempo-
AIRY talks about tax dodgers 70 ought
% be able to tell "A good story about
AK lodging. The corporation putt
the sheet is one Of the cheek
and meanest Of all the tax dodg-
ng crowd. II H. reported on reliable |
authority that the returns on the |
properties owned are about 10 per |
on the value the tax lodging |
-ang owning the corporation put on Il '
n reality, Birds Of a feather flock to-
either and naturally that taX lodging :
II defending It's partners
y the tax lodging business elsewhere
n the territory THE Almanac.
This might be bearable but for the
dispersion Of Hooking the Morn
ne Journal along with the Assistant
ak Dodgcr. who rented his Prestige
md Standing as a Man Of the Hour. ln
,ew Mexico Co help a light company
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