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RESISTED TO THO END
Condemned Man Overcome by Am
monia and Dragged to Scaffold.

GuntersviIle. Ala. April 25.-BOb
Watts. a young white man, was hanged
in the Jail yard here today under
tragic circumstances. He Rad become
possessed Of knife and resisted 10 the
end. Ammonia was thrown into his
cell and Watts was overcome and
dragged to the scaffold by force Watts
Wrinkles and old confederate soldier in
The fall of 1904 Wrinkles had drawn his
pension money, amounting 10 SO from
the state, and was on route home when
he was murdered
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

Mfr. S. L. Bowen, OF Wayne, w. Va.
writes: 81 was a sufferer from kidney
disease. so that at times / could not
get out Of bed, and when | did could
not stand straight took Foley's
Kidney Cure. One dollar bottle and
part of the second cured ME entirely"
Foley's Kidney Cure works wonders
where others aretotal failures. Sold
by J. II. Bunting Drug Co, and ]. c.
Shepard.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

THE MONEY MARKET.

New York, April 15.-Money on call
easy 2&M5 per cent, closing bid ,,
offered At per cent. Time loans
easier and very dull, sixty days 3'e
and SO days AZ per cent; six months
~ per cent; prime mercantile paper
81. q 5 per cent: sterling exchange
easier with actual business in bank
&. : bills at 4.6605 4 4.8610 for demand
and at &"35Gr 4.S340 fer sixty day
bills. Posted rate. 4.8313 04.S4 and
! ssh a -. Commercial hills 4-S31s;
ar s.LNrT "a. Mnxican dollars 5O4.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
PORT MOVEMENT OF COTTON

Galveston steady at 1112c; net re-
ceipts 1,144 bales.
lew Orleans firm at 111sc; net re-
ceipts 3,120 bales.
Mobile firm at 1OBc; net receipts
278ba1eS.
Savannah firm at 1eAc: net receipts
1913 bales.
Charleston firm at 1014c, net receipts
19 bales.
Wilmington steady at 105sc; net re-
ceipts 45bales
Noroflk firm at 113sc; net receipts
474 bales.
Baltimore nominal at 11Mc.
New York steady at 1850.
Boston steady at 11.3Gc; net re-
ceipts 35 bales.
Philadelphia quiet at 11.55c; net re-
ceipts SO bales.
San Francisco net receipts LOS bales
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RECEIPTS AND EXPORTS

Total TODAY, at all ports, net receipts,
1885 bales; exports to Great Britain,
1903 bales; France, 1928: CONT
nent, 1879; Japan, los: stock, 612,-
642.
Consolidated, at all ports, net re-
ceipts 58,O35 bales exports to Great
Britain, 52,442 bales; France, 20,685;
continent, 57,291; Japan, 1,10S.
Total since September | at all ports
net receipts 9,312,21S bales; exports
to Great Britain, 3,443.153 bales;
France, S3S,7S4: continent, 3,094,174;
Japan, 21S,627.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
NAVAL STORES MARKET.

New York, April 25.-Turpentine
81 quiet, aa RosiS sofH frm: s5 s'raineo' common
Savannah, April 25-Turpentine
firm 6513: sales 571: receipts $50:
shipments $40.
Rosin firm: sales 1882; receipts l.
1856: shipments zoo; stock 24.66S.
Quote: a. 3. e. $4.35; d. S4.45; z.
$3.50: F.s4.G0: G. $4.65: H. $3.50; I.
$500: X. S5.35; NJ. s5.45: \. $3.50; w.
G. SIS. So; w w. $3.50.
Charleston, April 25.-Turpentine
ansin nothing doing
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COTTON AND NAVAL STORES.
Receipts of Cotton and Naval Stores
at the Port OF Wilmington Yester-

c. CT bales cotton. IS barrels tar
w =. and A.-25 bales cotton, 80
barrels tar.
A. ANA Y.-2 casks spirits turpen-
tine 80 barrels roSin. s barrels tar.
w. and N.-& bales cotton, casks
spirits turpemine, "a barrels rosin.
City of FaNetteVillc--1 cask spirits
turpcntinc. > barrels rosin, g. barrels
tar - barrels crude turpentine.
Schooner D0sie D.--S6 barrels tar.
TOtal--45 Bales cotton. ) casks spir-
IFS turpeNtinc. 6& barrels rosin. 169
barrels tar. barrels crude turpentine.
Last Ncar-tG bales cotton. &c casks
spirits tNrDontlne, &c barrels resin SO
barrels tar. - barrels crude turnentine
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

What is it that tastes as pleasant
as maple sugar and quickly relieves
coughs and colds? Mothers who have
used it will quickly answer: Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup" the
pleasant cold remedy that expels the
cold through its laxative action on the
bowels Conforms strictly to the Pure
Food and Drug law. Contains no
opiates. Sold by R. r. Bellamy.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
THIS Nav Interest Won.

No one is Immune from kidney trOu-
Bile, so just remember that Foley's
Kidney Cure will stop the irregulari-
ties and cure any case of kidney and
bladder trouble that is not beyond the
reach Of medicine. Sold by ]. II Bunt-
ing Drug Co., and ]. c. Shepard
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

Chicago, April 25.-An official fore
cast of snow in kansa3 followed by a
partial fulfllment Of the prediction
was the predominant influence in the
wheat market today. July closed with
a loss Of IA 10 3-S. Corn gained IL
and oats IA. Provisions showed little
change.
Chicago. April 25.-Thc leading fu-
lures ranged as follows:
Omen High Low Close
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-@P''nR MOVEMENT of COTTON

Houston steady at 113sc; net re-
ceipts 1.018 bales.
Augusta steady at 101Ac; net re-
ceipts 761 bales.
Memphis steady at 1880; net re-
ceipts $50 bales.
st. Louis steady at 1OBc.
Cincinnati net receipts 460 bales.
Louisville firm at lie.
Total today net receipts 3.1So bales:
gross receipts. 5.729 bales: shipments,
1862 bales: sales, 9,529: stock, $50
421 bales
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COTTON RECEIPTS.

New York, April 25.-Cotton: Re
ceipts today 1885 bales against IT,
1872 last week and 1926 last year. For
the week $4,000 bales against 83,195
last week and S4,844 last year To-
days receipts at New Orleans 3.120
bales against 1,445 last year and at
Houston lois bales against LIS last
wear
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NEW ORLEANS MARKET.

New Orleans, April 25.-Spot cot
ton closed firm at an advance over yes
terday Of is of point on all grades.
M1ddling IL Is Sales were $50 bales
on the spot and 900 TO arrive. Fu-
lures opened study at an advance OF
1rom 3 to points over the close yes
terday. Considerable buying followed
the opening and was continued on Of
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

For Catarrh, let me SEND you free,
just to prove merit, Trial size box
of Dr. Shoop's Catarrh Remedy. Il Is
a snow white creamy, healing antlscp-
tic balm that gives instant relief to
Catarrh of the nose and throat. Make
the free test and see. Address DR..
Shoop, Racine, Wis. Large jars so cents
Sold by Robert K. Bellamy
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

steel Corporation Advanced Price, OF
Cotton Ties ~ Gents u Bundle.

Pttsburg. April 25.-The cotton Tie
market was opened today by the Unit
ed States steel corporation and prices
We're advanced ten cents n bundle.
There are 10000 bundles OF cotton
ties for shipment from his city to the
south.
Last Year the price per bundle was
s. cents.
The advance. which affects tho en-
tire southern cotton growing commun-
tiles. came as a surprise. II Is esti-
mated by the steel corporation that
the cotton crop will be 20 per cent
larger than that of last year.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

If the Raleigh minister thinks the
penitentiary guard who shot an cs-
Gaping convict is guilty OF murder there
is nothing to prevent him procuring a
aid,
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

fetal predictions for lain and colder
weather in Texas and he strong spot
demand in Liverpool. Prices We're
further advanced BY reports Of general
crop damage in louisiana The close
was steady. prices ranging from 6 to
Il points above the close yesterday.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

"The price OF health is malarious
district is just 25 cents; the cost Of a
box of DR.. Kings New Life Pitts, "
writes Ella Slaton, OF Noland Ark:
New Life Pills cleanse gently and i'm
part new life and vigsr to the system.
Csc. Satisfaction guaranteed at r. r..
Bellamy, druggist
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

Headache is brainache. says an ad-
vertising physician. Then in order t.
convince people that he has brains the
mollycoddle needs only to complain II
a headache-Washing Post.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

A New Orleans physician c-nterds
that blushing can be cured b. abandon
ing heavy clothing. Well. the pcek-A-
boo waist will soon be with Us again,
and we can notice what effect il has on
the wearer-Washingto Post.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

Good for everything a salve is US
ed for and especially recommended for
piles" That is what we say about
DeWitt's CarboHZed Witch Hazel Salve
That is what twenty years Of usage
has proven. Get the original Sold by
r. r. Bellamy.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

When you need a pill, take pill,
and be sure it's an Early Riser. De
Wits Little Early Risers are safe,
sure, satisfactory pills The pills with
a reputation. They do not gripe or
sicken. They are sold here by r. X.
BelIamy.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

Nothing 50 good as Caseasweet,,
writes mother who has used 1t. 1T
saved my baby's life" writes another,
Cascasweet Is a vegetable corrective
for the disorders OF a child's stom-
ache Contents on the bottle In plain
English. so doses for 25c Recommend
ed by r. r. Bellamy.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

The endseat hog always comes out
of his lair on schedule time, whether
the ground hog does or not.-Washing-
ton Herald.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
LOCAL COTTON M.ARhET.
Thursday epriI 25.


COTTON-Steady 103sc.
Receipts Of cotton todaE-45 bales
Receipts this season TO date
312,202 bales.
Receipts same day last year-42
bales.
Receipts same season last year
291,718 bales.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

They are sour on Mr. Cleveland now
and some of them claim that he never
was a democrat. still the man who
felt that way about it then and refus-
ed to vote for him would have aas,
promptly read out.-Durham u.rs,a
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

No other remedy on earth is so
good for children as HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea; makes them eat sleep
and grow. Bright eyes rosy cheeks.
35 cents, Tea Or Tablets r. r. Bella
my
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

The Chicago clergyman who says the
world is too light-hearted evidently
hasn't fallen in with E. H. Hartman
lately-Philadelph North American.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

Mr.. Bryan undoubtedly thinks that
the lion. John Temple Graves ought TO
have put his speech through the refer
en1um mill before delivering lt.--New
York Tribune.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

The plain people out in Ohio mast b
doing an awful sight of thinking, for
they are not saying much.-New York
Mail
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

A Chicago dispatch says the Stand
ard Oil Company has not given !p."
Certainly not 1t is the practice of the
Standard to rake in, not give ia
Washington Post
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
4 >0f ~ Ouotfo &Forisn * ~
NOIIOl | financial News & Other Market Reports DOIlQS

565: November and December So:
December and January SEA. January
and February 5-64, february and
March 5.65.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
Vessels IN PORT
STEAMERS.

Ocmulgee, 2.042 tons, to F. A Fet-
ter agent. s. 4. L.
Groveland (Swed) 1,106 tons. Lundh,
Alexander Sprunt & Son.
SCHOONERS.
J. s. Hoskins, $50 tons Gayle, c. D.
Maffitt.
fit.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30

VasR QuOtauOns were as IOIIOWs:
Flour quiet; No. ? spring wheat. 81 a
8412c: 10, 8, a q SAC; No. red 7SA a
7ac: No. 2 corn - n 49Ac: No. yell
low 49%L 05Oc: No. 2 oats 44c; No. 2
white 44s4c: No. white, 41W41Ac:
No. rye 6S14c: fair to choice mailing
68 72c: No / flaxseed $1.111@; No. l
Northwestern S1.1S1A; prime timothy
seed $3.50; clover contract grades
STATS: short ribs, ides (loose) sS.25 a
$50; mess pork per bbl. s15.62R a
1915; lard per 100 lbs sS.55 a 8.5714;
short clear sides (boxed) $S.75 q 900:
Thiskey basis Of high wines S1.29.
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
CLOSING PRICES.

New York, April 25.-Cotton: Spot
closed steady: midGling uplands 130;
middling gulf 1856: sales. 200 bales.
Futures closed steady
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NAVAL STORES.

SPIRITS OF TURPENTINE ~
Nothing doing.
ROSIN-Nothing doing,
TAR Firm, $3.50.
CRUDE TTRPENTINE = Firm;
Hard $3.50; dip, $500; Virgin, $5.25,
The semi-weekly messenger., 1907-04-30
COUNTRY PRODUCE.

COUNTRY PRODUCE.
PeanutS-NOrth Carolina prime
s125: extra prime $3.50; fancy s1.40;
Virginia prime s1.1e; fancy s1.20;
Spanish $40.
BEFSWAX-27c.
ECGS-18
CHTCKENS-Heas 35c; springs 20
to soc.
PORK.--s to 1ec.
RFFF,-Gn foot 2 to 31ac.
SWEET POTAToES-s1.2
N. c. BAC0N-Hams (olO lie;
shoulders IL to 13c: sides II to 13c.
SHINFLES-per 0Oe; 5-inch sans
50 90; 5~inch hearts $3.50; 6-inch saps
$500: 6~inch hearts S5.75.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30
THE YOUNG MAN WHO HATED HOLYSTONlNC

a young man was arrested the other day deserer
from Of Uuele Sans big batteships
"What made YOU desert" they asked him.
"flo he exclaimed sc6rnuly "the uniform pretty,
but when It came TO holystoning decs-ha different
lie thought the navy going to be easy thing
"There quite difference IN seeing dashng brass-but
naval officer the heroine in show and then trying
the navy game yourself said this candid young No
OF this business for II dodge IT, Il all right
listen the band and march around in nice uniform but
the hoystouing terrible"
10 You know what holysonng isl We asked recruit
ing officer 10 be sure They take round stone weighing
40pouuds perhaps Two pul it from either side
with rope while another directs it from the middle They
drag back and forth the upper deck and crapes off
the dead wood that has been exposed the and
Three TO 40-pound II be toilsome work.
This young fellow had gone into the navy just good
many others have gone in and then deserted lie restless
lie wanted the novelty lie wanted uniform. lie wanted to
see the world lie wanted good time.
But he didn't any work
Apparently he had imbibed the idea that the navy
where you natt uniform listened the band and
cruising by PARKWAY lands in cleaning white batlcship
while somebody else did all the dirty work Tor youmaybe the
captain, maybe the admiral
Poor young fellow
There are plenty in the navy for the boy who
has grit we'll good legs and and hands and es and
teeth lie the world aud learn obey and keep clean
and make living, and be man. and his country, and
gain promotion.
But there isn't any place in the navy for Young Man
Afraid Of- IIsNorl
And there isn't any place Tor him in the either
the prep school football the factory. the
office the cleaning department There isn't any
place for him anywhere lie doesn't
We workers these days.
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fOOKING EODNON1lY1
T.. by ALICE C. tlRKSe S> -. In


In these articles / have referred
principally to necessities Jelly IL
no, luxury. but has been consid.
erod 80 because Of tho scarcity ~
fruit Following Is a recipe from
which / made 80 glasses OF green
grape Jelly for Si3b. fuel not count.
ed
COST nehalf buahoi OF grapes,
g6 cents. 10 pounds sugar 80
conts. average. ~ cents pof glass.
MATERIAt.-Uree or partly.
ripe grapes. one half bushei, granu-
lated sugar.
UTENsiLs--Porcelain-iined ket.
tla. cheese cloth. wooden spoon.
porcelain lined pan. Jelly glasses.
DIRECTIONS ash srapea. pick
from the stems aud pat into a large
porcelain kettle. with sufficient
water 20 keep them from burning
about a cupfun Let come 10 a
boil until the juices are we'll start
3D. Have two thickueaaos 81 cheese
cloth sewed Into a three .cornored
bag. pour IN tho grapes and hang
20 drip. DO not aqueeEc For this
amount you will have two or
three hagAgnl Put one quart Of
this Juice into the porcelain lined
kettle. bring TO the boiling point.
and from that moment let boil 90
minutes While that Is boiling
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30

Lord Tummyake fpseinE up and
down uervouslyl This h beastiy
unhind ~ you. Euthaaasia.
Lads Ahslnlhn taking a step for.
ward Indeed --Ah
Lord T wheeling sharply Yes.
be- cad
Lady A tapping the floor with
one tiny footl - Selfiahnena alwaYa
vas your predominant Characters.
tic.
Lord T. llounkinE 10 the window
Demmif. you have compromised
meh long enough.
Lady A approaching himl And
have ! made mo sac II Iicesf AwAk
your conscience. Reginald
Lord r. ileaves window oh.
piffiei Your hfaHated sacrifices
long ago ceased % concern meh.
They we're made In our hloomink
salad days
Lady A fahifting her posltinnl -
And 70 think that I once loved that
mani
Lord r crushing % her sidci--
Then you do NOS love meh now
You admit ~ on. that's ripplua,
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measure an equal amount % sugar
into the pan and set ia a moderate
oven 10 heat mot melu when tho
juice h ready. add the sugar, stir
until dissolved bring quickly 10
the boiling point and boil rapidly
without stopping untli q ieillea.
about five minutes
Pour iuto heated Jelly glasses
and place in the sunshine until we'll
set This jelly should be- clear.
hright and sparkling n YOU wish
tart jelly omit one cup uf sugar
from the above proportions. but the
final boiling will probably DO about
% minutes
After all juice II out for Jelly.
the pulp may be- put through a
coarse sieve. add equal amount ~
sugar. spices "a taste and boil. STIR
ring constantly until you have q
nice thick mhrmaiHds
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yIlIIINylI d }

sue is not happy herself. NOS wlll
she let anyone else be.
She may have many excellent
qualities. but they are Ike stars
In the presence Of the sun they
DO not show
The man who has a henpecking
wife is justified IN belonging % all
the clubs IN the city. and her chill
dren are excusable Tor going 10 the
dogs
Henpeeking is constitutional
disease. far beyond the roach 81
medicine or surgery.
When Mrs Honpeck Jones dies
Mr.. Jones Is Justified IN using this
epitaph:
Mrs. Heupeck Jones
Rests in peace.
lAnd so DO 10
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30

Thou. why not leave meh in pcace 7
Lady 4 fwalhs "a ccntrr %
aioigei Because you must ~ plate
your al. folly BY marrying me-
Lord II irrniai NJ word Won
an. II Is impnaNihief
Lady A. tagudiug past Mml -
Then / wfli 80 Ga that doll laced
chit az once and uamaak yon Ia
your pertldy'
Lord T. follows heFl what bal.
~ rot Ia that Euthanaaiaf DO not
be- 10 rummy rash see. beaeech
you
Lady A. tpaaaesl WIN you &C
knowiedRe me before the wufruld ?
Lord r lkneelal u will ruin
moh. you know ioiiY Well u would
Lady A. lspurning himl--I.ot
your ruin Dc on your own bead al
Lord r. lriaing and aiorming from
the roofnt II Will foii you. adveH.
turcsa / will maize a clean breast
OF II 10 Muriol' Not half bad. Ell y
Lady A. ,totisFingi He rully
loves herr
Curtain. Door checks IN great de
mnnd
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30
ANOTHER MILLS HOTEL

The best charity the charity which helps without huml-
Eating.
The third Of the Mills hotels for workingmen and working
women has just been opened in New York
1t has 1875 all neatly furnished It has reading
and library It has laundry where every occupant
may wash his clothes dry them and them 1t has res
taurant where good food served the lowest prices II is
built OF Gotta and steel and IS high
The rent for 80 and 20 night
This the charity which gives pity and hurts while
it gives it the charity which gvesin sympathy and love and
leaves sting behind Even IL phIauthrops Mills made
good profit on his hotels for the poor they would still
the finest sort Of charity because they nothing bat kind
thoughts expressed and white beds and good
books and cleanliness.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30


I rovoi In the microbes of squeeze.
viii admit.
The microbes OF KISS 10 mo are
tonic.
The love microbe tho fatal doesn't
trouble me a BIT.
But I'm averae TO germs that are
bubOnicl
| quite enjoy the microbes that sly
elances doth contain
The taugh microha We know n
something phonlc
Give me tho lucid microbes that ~.
Illuminate the brain.
nut 90 Germany with germs that
are hub0niel
The ravaees Of trust microbes are
pitilcsa as fate
Our knowledge OF a think microbe
Is vague
The speed microbe tho dangerous
we have 10 tolerate.
iiut 20 Helena with the bubonic
plaguei
The microbes OF a hand clasp rather
thrill me with delight
With whisky microbes I'm on
speaking terms
The microbes that infoHt Ice cream
are certainly al right.
hut ga for those bubonlc
germn'
There are microbes ia tho biscuit
that your little wiley bakeH.
A peace micrube once lowered
round the Hague
There are many million microbes
IN our famous angel cakes.
hut IN say 'akiddoo' 10 the bu.
bonic plaguei 10 KOS
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30

Take a trip on tho Sound and
visit tho U. 8 navy yard. sec the
hnitieahipA Oregon. Wisconsin and
Nebraska. tho cruisers Charleston.
Boston. Buffalo aud the training
ship Philadelphia. the mammoth
dry docks. torpedo boats and
prison ship Nlpalo Boats leave
Pier 2. foot Of Yealor way. six times
daily. found trip. soc. '''
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30

Indirectly p. n Barnum's career
must have worked a subtle ln-
fluence upon That Boy Next Door.
A. any rate. % has cropped out on
him-the tendency 20 give tho
great American public what Il
wants. AZ humbugger, That
Boy Next Door Is the candy with
strong peppermint flavor
That Boy Next Door organized a
backyard show featuring the Great
What-D0 You Calllt tho plumnd
Mutt half animal and half bird. A
crowd oouEhod up a cent per per-
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son, halfoxpecting 10 be stung. but
The boy made good He had "a dog
there that had a thick coat OF
feathers, a hybrid appearing Great
ure that q nature faker would go
two blocks out Of bis way 20 lu.
teryiew. During the height OF the
performance the blame thing broke
away and made for the alley.
The Humane Society. ! under.
stand, ia after That Boy Next Door
on the charge Of tarrlug and feath.
ering a harmless canine. But / for
one, shall not turn iuformor II Ia
lup 10 the owner Of the Durp.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-10-30

&&eFN ~ ge~FN = W. MN
The henpecking woman. like the
unsympathetic man. IL a natural
born ioy killer
No effort 70 please her. or tact
in lodging her thruats avaiia one
anything she'll catch you every
time. and justify herself in SO doing.
and make you feel like a criminal
even though your brain declares
you innocent
The burglar that steals your pet
spoons Is not as guilty as the
woman that drives happiness from
her home. HOmei No henpeckinu
woman has a home-nor does anY
one else who lives with her. She
has an abode. and that Is much too
good for her.
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COFFEE.

1t is a mistake on the
part Of a housewife to buy
poor coffee; it isn't good
for anybody.
Your grocer returns your money
II you don't like Seedlings Best.
We pay him
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STAR DUST
BY JOSH

kittens or was them chickens that
you brought home last nightr
Why. they we're chickens. Of
course
Jus 30. slr Well. the cats had
en- 49, Evcrybodys Magazine.
The deer was dying in the Wis.
couain wooda
An the little deer were gathered
rpuud % hear ita last words
This Is what ~ told them while
tho life blood ebbed
Beware children Go where you
will. bat never rustic the leavw lllRs
a hunter Another hunter wifi suft
~ shoot you Cor a deer" ~ 4
Some bankers are getting 30 nerv.
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