Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-28
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WELL. WE managed to get Trini-
dad Interested, anyhow.
THAT WASH DAY down at Ros-
well was a kind Of a Blue Monday for
Max.
CONVICTED FELON" started the
fireworks. II is the truth that gets I'M
der the hide.
WITH ZION close by It may be that
the two Las Vegases will become the
Heavenly Twins.
THAT KEYNOTE speech Of the
Hon. Bill Taft seems TO have been
more or less of a discord.
THE FEARLESS young attorney
from Santa Fe showed hat he believes
in calling a spade a spade.
THE HON. EN- ComptOmeter an
%nounces that he has vindicaled himself
with the Bar association.
IT is NOT surprising tina a gentle
man who was once measured for a
penitentiary suit fears the stripes.
THE HON. En- ought to try
Of those Justly celebrated cut-tO-it,
keep-their-shape-P richard libel suits.
SO
1T is QUITE likely the Hon. EN-
wishes he had Numbered hat cloudy
linen in the privacy of his own back
yard.
Los ANGELES has gone after the
fortune tellers and mediums. Los An
geies wants all the easy tourists cash
herself.
SCHMITZ has received the final
blow. A New York editor has re-
ferred to him as Schultz Such IS
ONE MORE vindication like that
at Roswell would put the Hon. En-
into the political graveyard To which
he is fast being hurried.
DID THE HON. Comptometer ex-
plain whether or not there was any
truth in the attorneys assertion
about IA convicted Felon ?'
WHILE WE ARE vindicating. Will
the Hon. En- please rise and inform
the Common Geezer how much he
paid for his penitentiary brick?
HSs
AND NOW the New York boss bar
" llaNf a ~ ' ~ Ah NA 49,
shavers cut their own hair. The re-
suit would be picturesque to say the
least.
WHILE THE "Exoneration" Is on,
the Hon. En- should explain that little
matter of the governors messages IN
Spanish at $12.SS a page. which he
neglected to print until he had hia
attention called TO the subject
More Pensions.
Hon. w. II. Andrews continues to
do things for New Mexico In cruel dis
regard Of the delicate sensibilities Of
those who rage and imagine a vain
thing against him-soeofro Chlettalh'
"THE ONLY fellows who object to
the investigation of territorial land
transactions are those who are afraid
of being caught."-Roswell Record.
Listen to the anvil chorus and you
can get u valuable pointer on where
they stand.
FOURTEEN hearts are said to hay"
beat as seven yesterday when that
many El paso couples applied for
marriage licenses. can it be that the
high percentage of marriages Is re-
sponslble for the numerous suicides
In the Pass city
THE EX-REGISTER says that he
intended to pass that Hanna matter
''over i'm silence" but unfortunately
Il became public" This Is quite con-
ceivable. And there were times when
the Hon. En- could keep such things
from becoming public.
-As
GOVERNMENT from Washington
was an right until the sle"uthhounds
freed the Observation-Disclosures Rec
ord.
And the most amusing thing about
1t Is to see the Plunderbund fawnlng
the president while attacking ms
policy.
MAX INFORMS as with an air OK
injured innocence hat he has becn
eNonerated entirely of n suspicious
of "A shadow of an imputation regard
ing that $1,000. This Is unnecessary
Everyone knows h "a II was JUS
through an error In bookkeeping, tha'
he tried to collect IL twice.
$50
NOW 1T Is said hat the designs
made for gold coins by 81.
be used because the coins
would not stack evenly, but Would
topple TO IA side.
Mighty few OF the common people
however. are going to have coins
To stack this year AT the present pre-
of Coal.
WHAT MEANS the Hagerman
cliaue's abysmal silence concerning