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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

1t is surmised that the reporters con-
slider themselves authorized to keep
John d. from dying disgraced.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Postmaster Busse will find it difficult
to run for mayor of Chicago without
being perniciously active in politics.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

The small boy has resumed his am
bition to be great pitcher.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

A student figures out what would
have happened had Washington be-
come British midshipman. For one
thing. it is probable that he never
would have been the esteemed father
Of his country.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Wall street has had relapse, but
the rest of the country remains in
different to its attacks of fever and
ague.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

President Roosevelt has been pre-
sented with a baseball pass. Up, we
railroad magnates, and at him!
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

]. P. Morgan is on the ocean, and he
knows no one can squeeze all the
water out of it.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Thaw couldn't be any gladder than
some other people that his trial is
nearly ended.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Not even diphtheria could put the
Roosevelt family out of business even
for day.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

The ceiling of the Tauride palace
collapsed without the assistance of a
bomb.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

If we are to believe the alienists
man can be sane or insane as the bus
mess he has in hand may demand.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Kansas wants a railroad expert who
can cut and slash rates daily.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
About Persons.

+. S Shaw. president, and T.. =. Nc
Pherson vice president of the Gable Piano
company, with headquarters in Chicago,
are in Birmingham as the guests of ]. f.
Shelby. their local manager
Edward D. Smith, city attorney, left
last night after the meeting of the City
Council for a business trip in South Ala
bama.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

The Thaw jury is still considered
sane even by the experts.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

The poor margins get simmer and
less effective every day.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Upton Sinclair need not look to the
packers for assistance in rebuilding.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

The presence of Gentle Annie is be.
ing recognized as far north as Chi
cago.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

The duck.shooting Presidents have
been succeeded by one who is after
bar.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Nothing can drive the Thaw case
of the first page.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Birmingham is full of baseball germs.
The very air is impregnated with
them.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES
TWILL ALL BE WELL

for nothing critter. --!!l!!xxxx YOU
giddap!!"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

One good thing about ferry hogs Is
that they are never found except at fer
ries.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

We shouldn't be surprised IL Mr.. Harrl-
man offered President Roosevelt a rail-
road to do the right thing"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Oroville, Cal, March 2O.-It is estimat-
ed that the loss occasoned by the food
IN Oroville will not be less than $3.50, 900.
The water is now falling as far as Mont
gomery street. All the business houses
on this street are under six feet of water
and the individual losses range all the
way from $4,000 to $4,000 A telephone
office has been established in the second
story of the Union hotel and that is the
only method of communication with the
outside world
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
JUST SO.

JUST SO.
A good way to pursue,
II you'd rise to heights sublime
Is not to be afraid
or working overtime.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Maybe the Amir of Afghanistan wanted
to buy the Duchess OF Manchester for
his June bride.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

giddap.!"
TWILL ALL BE WELL.
Twill all be well with you,
So frollc along
With a laugh and song
Be sunny, whatever you do.
Twill all be well with you,
Tho clouds may hang low,
'Twon't ever be 50,
You'll soon catch glimpse of the blue.
Twill all be well with you,
When fate Is unkind
Leave trouble behind
And courage Will carry you through.
A bride and groom who took poison after
their first domestic tilt probably didn't
know that fighting is a good way for mar
ried couples to get acquainted.
JUST SO.
A good way to pursue,
II you'd rise to heights sublime
Is not to be afraid
or working overtime.
One good thing about ferry hogs is
that they are never found except at fer
ries.
We shouldn't be surprised IL Mr.. Harrl-
man offered President Roosevelt rail-
road to do the right thing"
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
Louise, you ask me why I like
To hold your hand in mine?
The answers this, seductive miss,
1t fills me full of shine.
Heiicon hall had been provided with all
the comforts Of Utopia except fire es-
capes.
state beer faster has been suggested
for Illinois Just the right time of year
too, for such an official to enter upon
his duties with enthusiasm.
Man in India was arrested for selling
Joy" OF course it was something to
drink.
Please take them off now.
My, how summary it's,
PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21
FLOODS CONTINUE
IN CALIFORNIA

San Francisco, March 2O.-Although the
severe rainstorm that prevailed this week
has abated, flooded conditions continue
throughout the valleys Of northern Cali
fornia. Stockton is experiencing the most
severe flood ever known there and the
rivers at Sacramento, Marysyille, Chico
and ,0roville are still very high. As yet
1t is impossible to estimate the amount
Of damage, but it will be very heavy.
Railroad, telegraph and telephone serv-
ices are demoralized.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

80 long" said DR.. Dowie, III be back
in thousand years"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

The kaiser says he would like to pay
us visit. Come right over, Bill.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

No communication will be published
without It's authors name. Rejected
manuscript will not be returned unless
stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

""-'-'--' -, mules till the moonrise in
Alabama. Don't you hear the language?'
asks thn Montgomery Times. Sure. The
mules say, -yonghee-yongr and
the men say, "Giddap, you lazy good
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Kentucky's flood was too big for a
chaser"
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Daily and Sunday Age-Herald. $500
Daily and Sunday, per month. -. 10
Sunday Age Herald. per annum. zoo
Weekly Age-Herald, per annum. loo
Subscription payable in advance.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

While a Connecticut woman was search
ing in her husband $ trousers for loose
change she stepped on tack and cried
out with pain. The husband woke and
drove her from home. Here is a power
full lesson for wives, but we greatly fear
that it won't do any good.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

A bride and groom who took poison after
their first domestic tilt probably didn't
know that fighting is a good way for mar
ried couples to get acquainted.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Entered at the Birmingham. Ala.
postofice as second-class matter under
act of Congress March 8. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Washington Bureau Age-Herald 1921
@ street, N. w.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
Louise, you ask me why I like
To hold your hand in mine?
The answers this, seductive miss,
1t fills me full of shine.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

A HARD LIFE.
We cannot sing of domestic joy,
OF the peace that dwells at home
And the love and cheer of a fireside
From which we'd never roam.
We cannot sing of little tot
And place where toys are stored,
For we are bachelor wight, alas,
AT so much a month for board.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

A state beer faster has been suggested
for Illinois. Just the right time of year,
too, for such an official to enter upon
his duties with enthusiasm.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Q. w. BARRETT 49,. ...... Editor
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-03-21

Heiicon hall had been provided with all
the comforts Of Utopia except fire es-
capes.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13

itNlA'rURH .NIiAlAN.Ac.
5Oetoherls1a AL nN.5
sun rises ~, els HIGFtsT LID 4. n.
SUN sets.,.. 5:36 Morning, .,.,S:l6
Moon sets...10:56 EVening..,,,,a
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13
CONDITIONS YEs'rERDAY':S
chmond's weather was clear and

cool, Range. of tho thermometer:
. a. NJ ..i.s.s..56 r. NJ. GO
IL NJ. go 8 r. M
8 e. M..,.., ..6i l. midnight,.,. As
Average. % 2-3
Highest temperature Syestarday.. g
Lowest temperature Yesterday. h3
aiean temperature yesterday {, 1850. y IS
Normal Temperatures ~ te1'da%. ~, y 80
Departure from normal tempetuture.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13

eye. / see this church OF our love.
true to the faith and the order and the
principles here established By those
heroic Englishmen marching on to
greater and grcnSer spiritual victories
She stands for truth and for--freedom.
She stands for the Protestant faith
embodied In the Book of Common Pray.
or. She cmbudies the principle OF de-
rotion and seif-sacrifce so splendidly
illustrated In the lives of the meu
who here suffered and labored. battled
faNd starved and died that there might
grow up on this continent a great
nation. strong and
free.
My brethren OF the clergy and laity
shall that vision be realized? Shall this
church become the church of the
American people? If so we must fol-
low in the footsteps Of the men who
planted here the colony of Virginia.
Like them We must be God-fearlns
men. We must believe that God mani
tests Himself in human efforts and
writes Ills will in human history. Like
them. we must be trII TO the Protest
ant faith; true to that banner which
they would unfurl.S the banner OF the
church at once Protestant and Cath
|olic. Protestant against every perver-
sion OF Gods revealed truth: Catholic
In its fidelity to the ancient faith
and the ancient order of the primitive
church."
Tho services closed with the singing
OF the hymn "Our Fathers God! to
Thee" and the benediction by the pre-
siding bishop. after which the vast
audience took ship for Richmond.
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,thirts;-four are the SONS OF that An.
glo-Sa xon church. which was planted
on this Island 500 years ago.
Looking Into the Future.
The. War Of the Revolution is over.
and there are assembled men chosen
by tlie now, independent colonies to
establish the Cons titutton Of the United
states. and see that more than two
thirds of the members of that Con-
stitutionaI Conventions are likewise sons
of the Anglo Saxon church.
1T is All era of great m.n. of intel
lectual giants. and recall that Henry
Cnbot Lodge, of Massachusetts, haa
written these words of Virginia. we
must go back to Athens to find an
other example of a community so small
.h,5nugibJrs capable Of such nfagnif-
cent outburst OF genius and force.
And for these great men. orators,
statesmen. soldiers. l see that the larg-
err number. are sons df that same An-
giican Church. James Madison, the
father OF the CONSTITUTIONS: John Mar
tit,itioh:eThomas Jefferson. the author
and George Washington, the father OF
HIS country. We're all nurtured In the
bosom of the church planted on this
sacred spot 900 years ago.
Thus the. men which this church
gave to the making of the patton
were not only among the giants OF
that remarkable eDoch-they Were the
greatest OF the giants.
And now. In conclusion. I look into
the future. and a vision full of oppor-
tunitN and inspiration arises before my
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13

ducet from SEQ TO 400 miserable beings.
See them huddie together behind the
palisades. pale, .eYnaciated. saunt skele-
tons 81 !1lrii. bnt still they hold on
with that grin, Determination .charac-
teristio CT "ur race. AT lcngth, how
ever. despair las seized upor their
hearts Some tats gone mad from
their sufferinSse and have turned TO
caunibalisni. szss =
LAT stlis juuctnre, Gates and somers
arrive with fresh, expedition ont SO
desperate is the condition OF the col
ony that they determine that Virginia
must be abandoned, and the colontsts
returned to the mother country. Ihcy
dismantle the forts: they embark In
the ships: they sail away from James
town. The enterprise upon which SO
much blood and treasures and suff erins
have been expended. has seemingly
come to- naugtt, when To-. rounding
one Of the promontories In the river q
the long boat OF Lord Delaware has
,teningbto tell them that his ships have
arrived with fresh supply of colon
lists and provisions. and that Virginia
there more striking .providential In
."The Governor arrives; be hastens
ashore and prostrates himself on his
knees. thanking God that he has
reached Virginia in time to save the
colony.
1.-TWO years pass. and -in16l2the first
hospital ever built on American soil
has been erected between Jamestown
and. Richmond with four-score wards
for the sick and the suffering. The
year 1918 arrives and through the In
ilucncc of Sir Edwin Sardys. that
staunch friend of liberty, a new char
ter has been granted to the! colony. the
Magma Charta Of Virginia, granting
self-goveSnment to the people. and
now behold. on the 30th of June, 1879,
within the walls of the church Which
stood by yonder ruined tower there is
gathered the first assembly of English
freemen who ever met on American
soil to legislate for the welfare Of
their fellow citizens.
| "Anotheri vision arises before my
eyes. l. see an assembly OF patriots
gather in independence. Hall, Ph!ladel-
phia. on the 9TH of July 1.lG;: One by
one they advance to the desk and fix
their signatures to that audacious doc
ilument to be known to all the world as
1.-The Declaration of Independence. and
see that of the ffty-six brave men who
signed it at the risk of the gailows
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13
. EASY FooD !.
Ready For Instant Use without Cook.
HE Ing.

Ready For Instant Use without Cock
Ing.
Almost every one likes a cereal food
of some kind at breakfast nd>sunpars
but the ordinary way Of cooking ce-!
reals results in a pasty mass that is
hard 20 diguest, and ii not properly.
dge5ted. the raw mass goes down into
the Intestinal tract, where gas Is gem
Grated and trouble follows. M;
Every one knows. that good food
properly dlgested keeps the body we'll,
while poor food, or even food OF good
quality that is poorly prepared and
not digested, Is sure to bring on some
kind of disease.
The easiest food to digest in this line
Us Grape-Nuts, made from wheat and
hurley, and cooked thoroughly at the
factory, some sle to 16 hours being
consumed in the different processes Nof
preparation. Tho food, therefore,, is
ready for instant service, and the
starch has been#ehnnged to n&form of
sugar, 50 that 1t lis pre-digesteel and
ready for almost Immediate ahsorp-
Con. +. ,.5S 81. I
y Chicago; young lady writes hat
she suffered for years from in.,iges-
tton and dysptpsia rom the use sof
powers of digestion, She. says
II oesan' using Grape-N Nuts. and
confess TO having mad 81 prejudice at
first, and was repeat edlYsurged before
- finally decided to try tlie food. but |
have NOT known what indigestion Is
stnce using 1t, and have aever bGen
stronger or III better health. havo
Increased In weight from! 100 10 1o4
pounds" sS 4.4 sia
People can be well, practically With
out cost. II they will ADOPT scientific
food ana leave off the indlgestlble
sort. There's a Reason 81
Grape- Nuts Food is crisp and dssii-
5cions to the tnstc, 1t Should he served
exactly as 1t comes from t,eSpac kasa,
Without. cooking. eScept IN eases Where
|it Is made ,lp into puddinss and other
desserts, Book OF delicious recipes
and 1.-THE Road 10 Yellyille,pSin pkgs,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13

The planting OF colony and the plan.
ING OF church OF clear pedigree wer,
'syrohronous and mutually helpful. They
who blazed the way SO Intended, and they
so began when they set foot on these
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13

l., Three hundred years from the time
when three small sailing vessels first
sintfthe James River beside.
Jane suown Island, whole fleet of
steamships tied up at the wharf of that
historic island. and a memorable scene
was there enacted by the members
and attendants on the General Conven-
ton OF the Protestant Episcopal
Church in tie United States.
From Richmond, four steamers Went
down for the service. the little flotilla
steaming2in single file down the Wind
inc, river past historic homes, through
country hallowed by the history OF.
three centuries.
From. Norfolk and the jamestown
lxposition came another delegation,
not so large, but filling four steamers
with enthusiastic eXcursienists WHO
added to the interest in the spectac-
5ulnr open-;irii service at Jamestown
Island.
RuYy Appearance.
Fence hosts for "a long distance We're
lined with the horses and vehicles pf
country people, and Of a. delegation
from Williamsburg, adding to the rus.
tic and, somewhat primitive erect OF
the service, held as was the Iitsl
preaching of Robert hunts y n q, III
foll sal 2Strct0Hed2 DclWSc1' a ~. - 49,
Notwithstanding the simpli ,cly Or
!the surroundings, the pilgrimage OF
veste rday was n much more elaborate
AFFAIR than was that Of three cen-
turtles since. The same pray book
was used, tile same Bible was read ana
ministers of the same communion took
mart, hut the latter-day pilgrimage
came down ~ well marked channel on
fsrrs,sc- htate,lg and propelled vessels
served With every comfort and coil
,...ce That the ingenuity OF the
ur arrangements could sue
gest 49,,
nichmond'a dock presented busy
appearance yesterday morning, the
four steamships being. tied up. two and
two. AS the guests of the Diocese OF
Lsouthern Virginia. the members or the
General Convention, with their
families, were taken on the steamers
Brandon ana Pocahpntas, an efllclent
committee of reception being on
boat TO look after$the spmf9rt and con-
Eyenienss3of tho quests
AS the guests of. tho Nlrglnia bFaneh
81 the Woman,s AuSt Harry the dioues 81.
officers OF that or sa: ton we're "a ke q
down on the steamer Hampton Roads.
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be his duty.
And then we come, my dear friends,
away from the general country to the
consecrated soil OF Virginia, already
consecratcd 800 years ago by the visit
of that little company that landed on
this shore and met here. consecrated by
the purity OF family life. by the mother
faith and by the Industry OF her farm
crs and people. from whom have sprung
Presidents and bishops, statesmen and
soldiers: copsecrnted l say. in the
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13

purity of family life and in the love OF
the Master. To-day we. my brethren
as we enter into this service and de-
part. take another word from that SER
vice which Robert Hunt first read
brought from the Epistles. as we re-
call the blessings that have been
poured upon this country and the gifts
that have been brought to us ALL May
we recall, and we almost seem to hear
the echo OF the voice of Robert Hunt;
He that has received the gift. let him
minister the same to others'
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13

thirty -four are the SONS of that An
glo-Sa xon church which was planted
on this Island 500 years ago.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-13
DAY GREAT SUCCESS
Down F2lVer ana IodCh----VVIUlc 171ctt q
Ships Tied Up at Island Wharf.

In addition to these. the Association
for the Preservation OF Virginia Anti
quities operated arpay excursion on
the steamer Hampton, on which large
number of Richmonders and visitors ia
the convention We're carried.
Luncheon Served.
On board the steamers the historic
interest in the landmarks OF the river
Continued on Third Page.)
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THE WEA THEIR

Forecast: virginia----.Fair ana ghtly
colder sunday: MondaNs atr,1ssilight
northwest to north winds.
North carolina--Fair SUNDAY colder
along the coast; Monday, partly cloudy:
light northwest shifting to northeast
i
The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-03-22

called by the illness of his brother,
who is suffering from spinal menin-
gets. Mr.. Marble has wide circle
of acquaintance and friends in this
city, having been engaged in the
newspaper business here several
years ago.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jas. E. Forde arrived
from Seattle yesterday afternoon and
are staying at the home of Geo. H.
Ellis, Jr. They are on their return
to their home at Loomis from a visi
in the Sound metropolis. Mr.. Forue
is vice president of the Ellis-Forde
company of this place, Chelan and
Cashmere, and president of the
Washington Commercial company,
which owns number of big general
merchandise stores in Okanogan
county.
J. F. Buttles, who has been the
chief clerk in the treasurer's Office
saw uP LILO POolIloA IuCl0 anu IS
now with the Wenatchee Produce
company as bookkeeper.
Mr.. I. G. Farmer and Miss May
Wetstein were married at Leaven-
worth and came down to Wenatchee
to spend their honeymoon. They
are staying at the Roosevelt.
S. ]. Gray, the widely known old
time resident of Chelan, is visiting
at the home of his brother-in-law, J.
H. Geyer of this city. Mr.. Gray
spent the winter on the Sound and
stopped here on his return to his
home on the lake. He is interested
in mining on Meadow creek in the
Lake Chelan mineral zone, and will
continue the development of his
prospects this summer. He has been
working on his claims for the past
four years and has driven a develop
ment tunnel 1000 feet on his prop
erty. His section is laboring under
the same handicap that has initiated