Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-03
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FAN-TIME is here In All It's fever
ishness.
THE PUNCHING season Is on for the
gun toters.
THE DEATH dealing cucumber Is
abroad In the land.
$50
GOOD MORNING. MAX-have you
been vlndicated today?
ABOUT TIME for the Almanac 10
shrink another column.
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THE RAINLEss region liz doing
pretty %tolorably we'll these days.
MIR. FAIRBANKS gave A%lbuquer-
uuewhat Is technically known a. the
kerozone frappe.
No ONE EVER heard of a base ball
fan getting excited enough to throw q,
bottle at an umpire before It Vas
empty.
seat.
a nan In Clifton. Graham county,
has been arrested for cat stealing
Flagstaff Gem.
"MOORS MENACE Missionaries. "
ailiteratos an exchange. The next
chapter will probably be "Cannibals
Carve c~aucasians"
AN ARIZONA sky-pilot has in
vented a bottle that cannot be re-
nlled, This minister apparently likes
20 open a new one.
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THE COURIER journal has been
burned out. After a while Marse
Henry will learn TO write those editor
iais on asbestos paper.
THE MORALS Of the territory are
improving n the editor of the New
Mexican has dropped into the has
been class. Santa Fe Eagle.
with a duh, sickening thud.
THE LIMIT Of absent mindedncss
has been reached In the case of "a
Chicago bride who hurried away on
her bridal trip aud forgot her hua-
band. Who knows but what the man.
less honeymoon may become a fad.
49,
mot EVEN a circus clown Is
laughed at any more unanimously
than IL the editor of the Now MeXi-
can."-Santa Pc Eagle.
This II a vile Aspersion, q Calum-
nlous SANDER and a Back Biting Pre-
v%arlcation,
THE ALMANAC should not keep
the good people IN suspense. They are
really anxious To know the exact de-
tails OF the conviction and pcniten-
tiary sentence Of a register of the land
office.
THE YOUNG ATTORNEY appears
to have made the Hon. I'm regret the
rather Vcnomous attacks he has been
making on Hanna ever since that gen
tlcman lined up against the Plumber
bund.
PERHAPS THE COAL situation la
Albuquerque might be remedicd boy
the Hon. En- Conptpmctcr Frost. who
made the celebrated calculation re-
gardinE the penitentiary coal supply IN
which he set forth the rather radical
proposition that four times TWO are
seven.
HAVING HAD the editors. the
LAWYERS and the teachers in session at
the same time. Roswell want % dis
tiuCtly understood that II Is something
of a brain center itselL'-Roswell
Register Tribune.
Then that recent episode must have
been a Brain storm
LITTLE MABEL. AGED hve. who
was visiting her aunt In the country.
had developed a great fondness fof
milk. one day having drunk as much
as her aunt thought good Oar her. she
was told hat she could nut have any
more. "a don't See why There's two
.eowsful out IN tho barn
Wild Speculation
We wonder n the return ot ormshy
McHarg. after having held conferences
with President Roosevelt and Score
Honaparte. viii be mentioned a.
prominently IN the Piunderhund press
a. WAS his recall 20 WaShingtou.-i
Pennington Times Hustler.
\ Voice Prom the fxtrrme Rcar.
one ~ d first good results ~ The
administration already very ap-
parent. h. that although Governor
has a very Nell modulatcd end
pleasant voice. he has already COM
PEELED the hacksllders. slandercrs mi
false AFFIDAVIT men 10 x way back
and "a down Tho Almanac.
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IT WILL be recalled hy those who
formed the perniclous habit ~
reading tho Almanac that some
months ago that publication made q
- ls chnrncteri~ilcaily delicate at
tacks on 4 ynuuE LAWYER whom ut
asSndcdH NJ 4 Fehystef for Going his