The Cairo bulletin., 1907-06-24
.TERWlLLIGER WANTS DATA
Welghty Problem Before Chicken
Picking Machine Man.

| so, you VIII learn something 10 your
advantage by consulting with TER.
WlLLIGER, Passport"
| The wcrdng Of this notice has ex.
cited considerable comment There IS
TO mincing of words. no beating
around the bush TerNilliger of East
port hit straight out from the shout
der.
If You are interested In reduction
| systems there is only one thing for
YOU 70 do, If you're not interested,
| just throw the notice into the waste
| basket or, If you live at Eastpor;
/ Moriches or Speonk into the kitchen
stove,
! Ever since Terwlllger, Passports
most constructive citizen, perfected
his chicken picking machine by means
Of which a chicken can be separated
from it's feathers in three minutes AT
the outside, all Eastporters have been
wondering what the inventor would
turn his attention to next, II seems
perfectly clear, lii the light 81 this
notice and Terwilliger's own remark
| that he Is going 70 tackle the welShtT
problem Of avoirdupois
A Moriches man whose curiosity
long ago oyercame his discretion hur
ried over To TerwilHger's house tit
day after the notices first began q
appear to find out what was up. AIS 4
pretext he said he was interested IN
the subject and had come 10 consult
the inventor and learn something to-
Ills advantage TerNilHger gazcd on
him with surprise and disapproya
Now see here, 81 Cornelium." be
exclaimed q know darn well YOU
didn't get one Of those notices, for J
sent EN- out myself Besides how
can you be interested-you hein2
thinner than a fence rail?
can don't You suppose | know yoa
do corresponding for Their New York
paners2 You ofter be ashamed q
yourself to butt in like this / wont
stand fer any presaagenting, either
Well, | s'pose since you're here, J
might as well explain il to you
"You see. it's Jest this way.
weigh nigh 300 pounds myself, an my
wife w4i2bs 200. Whom was n boy
and went to school got tired to death
being told : yen don't like So an AZ.
you can iump it. eot 80 fused q ten
em Yes, an ! can lump the whole
Of Of Won That usually shut EN- llp,
for haY know could lHk en- with
me fist
IAN evor since then i'9c Been thc
,utt Of sly Jokes ahlat EaW when \
70 in swimmin' th0r ~ Uses SIX
nehos an ail that ac thinG I
made up liY mind ! weHlda't stand for
Il any longer an Az soon as finished
ny chicken picker I'd set out 70 fnd
in accurate. scientific way to reduce
sppcrliuous flesh
NO. / haven't done anything about
hose that are truly Interested in the
lroblem with view to getting first
land data to work with, Nov there's
lutte few nesly people in Eastport
md speonk though not so many in
Horlches, whore they're mostly Ike
-ou thinner than a beanpole
why. lcst let me iell you what hap
3ened while | was in New York two
weeks AGO putting my chicken picker
IN ther market, My wife and
bought we'd like ter soc ther sights
md so we got ON one of those sight
seeing automobiles
They wasn't a-going TO let us on at
lrst. they thought we was too much
II load But tie chatter says: Oh
iet EN- on; put EN- in tho back seat
nj thcyn keep the machine from
bidding WHEN we take tho corners.
So hHsliy they put MS in thor back
scat
80 sooner had We set down WHOM
ihcrc was an explosion like = eating
sun an my wife nearly tainted Ono
4 ne back tires bad burs, Hygny
they wax sore an 50 was ! 30 think
we couldn't take ther trip.
"iul that wasn't our only difficulty
The next day we boarded a Twenty
"iehth slrect chr 20 20 across town.
rher darn car WAS light weight an
The moment my wife an was square
ly or The back platform tho two front
wheels Tilted clear Of the track
THE notormau let ont yen. he
was 50 surprised. an a policeman came
running mp. lie an ther conductor
insisted We mHst get OF right away
though told EN- they could drive the
ear al nght as long as iher two rear
wheels was on ther track Bat Their
uotolman was snperstitious an said
he'd be goI dmned 81 he'd drive the ca
that way
SO We got of was going to pay
our fares and sue the company. but
- conductor refused 20 take 'em.
said it would De- shame TO take
the mohey. CT something Ike that
vow yoa can jest see whai a prop
osiHnu I'TF Fe 4afrr- Why, my
wife ~ afifeesseFd - from that
s,i9 = 4t- 'ii Y gave her
$50 you haven't iakcr az steps ~.
-srd solving the rrohlem1 81 Cor
ueium venfursd
$50. Tn JEST szathering dsts. Ter
rlHnzer rerr-nded- = zent one n
bose uoficea to- Secretary Taft. he be.
ing the most famous as Weii az one Of
the faffaaf men in Their country IL