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The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18
Holly

Attorney CRANKY Hillyer of
Lamar was a Holly visitor Wednes-
day evening on business.
For stoves and stove furnishings
go to McGovney's hardware store
on the corner. Prices are right.
DR.. E. DeS. Harden has re-
turned to Holly and win serve
those who wish glasses during the
few days that he is able to remain
here,
Master Mechanic Will Booth
of the Holly Sugar company's To-
cal factory, was able to be out
last Saturday for the first time
since he was severely scalded,
about month ago.
c. L. Mcpherson, form .r!y
postmaster is still filling tha. po-
sition tho there are half dozen
others who would like to, left for
Colorado Springs last Satu dly,
where he is looking after his ex-
tensive interests.
Deputy Internal Revenue Col
lector w. L. Reese and Liquor
License Inspector Frank Hays
were in town first of the week on
official business. These gentle
men have charge. of the southeast
ern and southern portion of the
state and their duties are to see
that all those selling liquors pay
the required license to the gov
ernment and state.
Statesmen Wanted: Our new
chart of the United States and
world is now ready. Far ahead
of anything of the kind ever pub
lished. 1t is now and is Rand
McNally quality. Greatest mon
ey maker for statesmen we have
ever had. Men now at work en-
thusiastic and say it sells at
sight. Rand, McNally & Co., Chi
cago, Ill.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18

A metropolitan paper prints a
picture of Mrs. Payne Whitrey,
with this inscription underneath. .
who has rented a stable" Can
it be that houses are scarce IN
Washington, d. c., as in Holly?
,ecessitating the use of barns in
lieu of residences.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18

For stoves and stove furnishings
go to McGovney's hardware store
on the corner. Prices are right.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18

A customer of Uncle Sans
postoffice wrote the Holly Office
this week requesting that his mail
be forwarded, signing himself
yours affectionately." Now the
two worthy assistants in the Of
flee are at loss to know which
one it was intended for.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18
Notice for Publication.
Department Of the Interior.
Land Office at Lamar. Colo.
S.ntan.h.r % 1O0z

oePtefnbef 20, ISO7.
Notice is hereby given that Anna Phillips,
formerly Anna Cores. Of Holly. Colorado. has
filed notice Of her intention to make final FIVE
year proof in support Of her claim. viz:
Homestead Entry No. 5198. made on Octo-
ber IS. 1901. for the SE4 Section 13. Tswn.
ship % South, Range AZ West. and that said
proof will be made before the register and re-
ceiver at Lamar. Colo. on November S. 1907.
She names the following witnesses to prove
her continuous residence upon. and cultivation
Of, the land, viz: WilliamW. Reynolds. James
Wilson. Frank McGrath. Zsck Horton. all Of
Holly. Colo.
John A. Williams, Register.
First pub. Sept 27; last Nov. l.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18

One Of the Syracuse papers
tells Of a big bull snake on the
sidewalk there last week that
kept pedestrians at bay for hours.
somebody had an overdose of
Tones' best, didn't they, brother?
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18
Wanted To Buy.

Ten last springs heifer calves,
Shorthorn or Jersey. Must be
good stock and cheap. Address
Box 81, Holly.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18
The Holly Chieftain.
By Miner & Miner.
Subscriptions.

Year. $3.50: Six Months. 75c: Three
Months, 4Oc: Single Copies. sc.
Advertising 12c the inch each issue.
Locals. SC the line each issue.
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18

Finally, brethren, wasn't the
Fairbanks cocktail row silly lot
of fuss, anyway?
The Holly chieftain., 1907-10-18
For Sale.

For Sale.
Sideboard, Maple bureau, wash
stand, two carpets. Inquire at
McGovney's hardware store.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
VETERANS PASSING AWAY.

Receiver Kaighu OF the local L. s
land onlce is authority for the
statement that the veterans OF the
civil war are dying of az the rate OF
10000 per annum. So that I'm 10 or
o. years they win an be gone.
Regret is expressed among salt
Lake veterans that the feeling against
the north continues as strong as 10
does Boo so many parts Of the south.
10 was proposed Co hold the next an
uual q. A. n. oncampmcnt in Dallas
Tex. whore the citizens had promised
Co subscribe a large sum OF money
to defrIy expenses. but "a O. A. r..
Cummittea of Investigation discovered
that the bid war auimosities remained
Boo such force among the older Sec
uou of Ode population that an idea
of going south was given up; and IL
Deg practically agreed that there new
gr win Doe n8tioueJ eucampment
bold south OF Mason and DiXon's
lire.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
PENNEY MYSTERY
STILL UNSOLVEO
Bones Brought from Hills Appear
II 30 Indian Re-
mains.
WIDOW IS GRIEF STRICKEN.
ElBtrd with Prospect pf Recognizing
Husband and son. size b. pi-ap-
pointed When ~nc Fails.

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called tr1O attention to the t,ry
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Special Corresp ouu0u'e
E.po-b psf ll.The bones said
e., b.,.. noon those of Elrl W. Penney
,.nd bi.. som GEORGE arrived here Toe
,iav 1b.,. MORO brought from FriS-
an bv AItn Penney som of D.. w.
penney and Wa'tcr juEcs of Fillmore.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
THROWN FROM A HORSE.

The many friends NJ Miss Linuie r..
Eut Hre couuatulating her on her
narrow escape from serious injury. d.
NOT from delth. while out riding
horseback The other evening She. with
parity of three friends were return
lug 'rnm zap Emigration canyon. when
Jus. below the brewery, Miss Rutrs
horse began rearing and praucinE aud
presents threw her over it's head. Sh.
struck on her shoulders and fortu-
u.i.lr tho ground was loose. and the
sandy soil acted as J cushion for her
COB uI ru. so that She osCancd with
bad shake uu and some bruises. but
W ifhuuf broken bones. Miss Euy. IS
friends PROMPTLY came to her assist
uuDa. and che managed On ride home.
but WAS confined Co her bed for four
days. being able Co get out only yester-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
UTAH NOT AFFECTED.
Priest uHllurau of Commercial Club
Answers New York Inquiry.

President W. j. Hauorau OF the Com
merclal club received yesterday after
noon, telegram from the New York
American asking 81 the recent financial
disturbance m New York had had any
effect upon Utahs commercial and iu-
uIsirial conditions. The inquiry reads
as follows
"Nev York. Oct "A. 1907.
THE President. Commercial club, SAT-
Lake city Utah:
Please telegraph az our expense
whether The banking lud financial con-
dluous Boa your city are sound whether
tHIt is auy sign of Industrial pant,
900 y1ur ueighborhuod. and neither you
I.rt AMY reason tn expect general bad
lu.es boo the near future. a reassur-
I.g dispatch from you. DO circumstances
HHrrHul win tend greatly t0 auay pop
uap In8r- here aud calm excitement
.uU VIl DO great good.
NEW YORK AMERICAN"
President HaIloran made This rec
ply.
"rhe N.u York American. Sew York
DItE Sew York.
There never Has % time iu ltah.s
history when Deer banks were more
sound and when confidence boo their sole
sslry aud conservatism was more gene
oval. They have safe reserves muon
beyond lnt requirements Of state ANA
federal laws. and there Do not even "a
sur- stiuu of danger t0 our financial
stability. nor b. Industrial panic Thought
of ur possible. There is mo- uncm-
rIoyrd labor. no material cessation of
mining activity Railroad building.
municipal Improvement mime and
suH'tpr developments were meyer sreat-
eos Hni nupHuuetlA none but curious
. d. b.. A.. D..
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
Food Poisons.
sO Per Cent OF All Diseases utc Result
OF Jndigvstcd Purifying Foods.

30 Per Cent OF All Diseases thc Result
OF Tndiqt.-tcd PutrrT,iu. I,.d-
''7
Men or affairs. women of society aud
children with active brains are too
oien sedentafy Boo their habits giving
Hlllc tlme 10 exercise. To This rrN Is
added thai ot high ana Irregular living
"A al result the stomach cannot stand
the demands made uI'n 3D. The auu-ei
ana ottfiaAed stomach does mot UI.u-
erly do the work of digestion food
taken in termeuis aud tho poison rar-
Wcates the whole system. Tho body
loses in weight ANA becomes q utey tur
me attack ~ Whatever disease Do mab
encounter
pid 20 ever occur to sou how busy
mat stomach of yours is. 10 only holds
three piuts, but Boo one year you lIlC.
o. 90 take in 1900 pounds oft material
digest 10 aud prepare % for assimilation
into tho blood. No wonder BE- rebels
whom uNerWorkoQ. We crowd DO with
steaks and pastry. irIute its juices
with spices aud acids. and expect tnr
stomach tO DO Cos work. No can't uu it.
AN over the iuuDr layer of On, STONE
aoh are glands which eccrDfc the Juices
necessary t1 digestion. Tho cuuau.. 0f
food into Che stomach is tho signal for
these glands to du their work Tine
moro the food. aud lle more iudiEystI-
BILE. the greater thH demand upon Thorn
and upon the muscles of the wall ad-
ioluine
Think of thr toms OF hI.h-sraslutd
game. sReatmrlls and auUetlzera
orInueB inf0 thl. IItIc fur-luno0
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
IS @U M -
Seventy-seven
for Grip and
COLDS

Its the wise. hence popular Doc
tor who cures his patients quick
and many a one owe, his popularity
To- Humphreys "ScvcnU-scvcn.
Its used alike by the profession and
layman, and while the former has
slight advantage still amy one can
cure Cold with "Scycnty-Scycn.
25c
Humphreys Homoo. Medicine Co. Cor
William ana John streets New YORK.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
NEW CANCELLING DEVICE.
Automatic Machine Set Up in Local
pOstOfliCc.

The po-t1nice is in receipt of an
automatic combination cancelling and
ostmarking machine. from Bos-
tom firm. which Is being Installed to-
day. The device is more complete
than the ordinary cauceuer In the
latter case. the letters and cards have
o. he gathered up and sorted by hand
-o that the stamped corners are an
iU lime, when fed "a the machine.
With tho new apparatus the mall
matter is thrown onto feeder plat
form and fed right into a hopper like
catch, and after that, 10 is question
of press the button and the machine
does the rest The capacity of the
device Is about $4,000 letters and
cards per nour the number depend
ing on Che character Of the material
the mail matter is composed or II is
leased. not sold. 90 the government.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
TESTIMONIAL TO J. P. MEAKIN

A testimonial viii be given Boa honor
of John h. Mcakiu on FRIDAY evening.
Noy s. boz the Pioneer stake ball An
interesting program is being prepared
ION inc orcasion Including numbers
uum tht pyper- whitney lusIsu- fpru-
rrr quartet sflentInus hr 80 Meakn
ael otHcrf Nh MfHkluH friends lu
rfsn nrr ineion. Hnd Inr affair prom
ICES to boz grHnd sucCfaa.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
TIME
TINE

Tho nfteonth UU8rtarIF C0UI0ronoe
Of the Pioneer stake Of Zion win Ice
held sunday oct %. 1907. Sessions
will be held In the stake hall at DO
"a. m. and 6;3O D.. no. and at p. ln.
iu the tabernacle The saints are es-
peciallv invited 10 attend the morn
ing SEES ion-
The high priests quorum OF the
salt Lake stake will meet in the
ScVente anth ward assembly hail. at
10 a. M, sunday oct "a. 1907.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
Church nctlte$.

Regular services OF the Church OF
Jesus Christ Of Latter-day Saints viii
be held I'm the Tabernacle at . p. mn.
tomorrow sunday sunday school at 10
a. M. and meetings in the city ward
assembly rooms and adjacent wards as
follows.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26

Navajo blankets 90 per cent of. y.
c. NJ l. Carpet Dept
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26
The Real


If You have headache or
neuralgia you want relief;
want it quick. DIR. Miles
Anti-Pain Pills stop the
pain in just a few minutes.
But their real value lies in
the fact that they leave no
bad after effects. They
do not create nausea or
derange the stomach.
Nothing can therefore
take the place Of Anti
Pain Pills for the relief of
headache or other pain.
"Dr Miles Ami Pain pins DO az thst
~ claimed for tnem in curing head
ache nun unuTalsI. Was lu Furmr
inEion ana . bad "a fearful. hsadache,
one ~ my n.fea Paln rius. and ! dId
and lu lers fNau nnr-nHN hour ! falt
nH Wfil HH ever D asked thc name ~
thg.e and he said w. Miirs anti Pan
IlllH. 4 purchaard a hoK and t0ld my
family J had found "a great prize
something o. cure hesdaoho nv three
dagEhtors also ufei then. a thouH-
and fhHufH fHr HIrn % remedy
Mrs JAMES nIhtkEl hh,
81 Summer 81. Rochester. N. a.
Or. Miles' Anti Pain Pills are sold ~
your drugalft, VINO Nll guarantee mat
the nfet package will benefit N IA
fehs' he vii return your mQnr Z,
20 doses, p ccnts. Never cold in bulk.
Miles Medical Co. Elkhart, Ind
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26

Ask your grocer 20 send you Royal
Bread. II IS made IN a clean bakery
ana the crown label Is on every loaf
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26

Other Churches.
PRESBYTERIAN.

Services viii be held m the various
non-MormOn churches tomorrow as
.-.-I...a-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26

Wall Paper Bargains at Ebert &
Co.'s. 81 Main ST.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-10-26

Unitarian Church. Tao Second East
street, William Thurstou Brown min
Notwithstanding service at n 81. ms
Rev. stephen PEBBLES viii preach. sub
ject OF sermon. Recognition of Gods
Presence Special music by Unity
quartet Sunday school al 1915. This
is a church Of liberal thought, and
the public is cordially invited All
seats free.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Shy of Charms.

When the snow Is on the sidewalk
Fully eighteen inches deep
And it's up to you to clean 1t
When you much prefer to sleep,
Their you hardly see the beauty
OF the white and fluffy stuff,
And you think the famous poem
Was a large and chilly bluff.
But the exercise is splendid!"
Says the wife of your heart
As she watches through the window,
While you do the nero part,
But you cannot quite observe 1t.
AS you slowly work away,
Where to golf the sport is equal
Or to placid old croquet.
And without a cent of wages
Thus you toll the winter through.
And 1t seems the snow keeps falling
Just to give you work to do.
And you'd bet a lot of money,
Which in that event would talk,
That more snow fell on your Sidewalk
Than on any other walk.
When the first light snowfall autumn
Hardly makes the landscape gray
You don't mind a little sweeping
Just to clear a path away,
But when things get down to business
Then it's pretty safe to state
That you dodge the heavy lifting
If your boy is over eight.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
When Nancy Dances.
Clerk

Whin Nancy Clancy dances
Her grace my soul entrances;
She ketches all tn glances
From young men in tn hall;
She glides along 81 lightly,
She smiles so sweetly. brightly.
While II hold her tightly
An squeeze that waist so small.
At almost livery turnin'
I tell her of a burnin'
My heart has; it's a yearnin'
To call her mine, all mine.
She says, ''Tim, don't be teasin'
II me you would be pleasin'."
My heart she's fur from easin',
This bunch OF grace divine.
Whin Nancy Clancy dances,
Whilst both of thin eyes Frances.
Some night I'll learn my chances
BY pleadin' good an strong.
An II she loves me truly
MY heart will get unruly;
I'll make her Mrs. Dooley
Before . month rolls long.
Denver Post.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

copyright. 1906. by C. H. Sutcliffe.1
81 reckon that every man on these
yere mountings vas brung up along
side of a whisky Jug" said old Zeb
White II evening as we sat at his
fireside. THAT don't mean that all
are drunkards. 1t mean that they've
known what whisky was from the
time they was bon, and while some
take to 1t others let 1t alones | keep
1t in the house, as you knSg. but I
give you my word l haver-. had my
nose to the jug fur the last 1--WE years.
l hain't sayin' that l didn't drink my
full sheer up to that time. bekase l did.
l reckon I got away with as much
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Wanted to Know.

Irishman (huntlng for burglars)-I'
there any one there? NO answer.) Il
there any one there? If not, speak VI
and say so.-Pick-Me-Up.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
AMONG THE CHURCHES
SUNDAYS SERVICES AT THE
CHURCHES, ALL OF WHICH
EXTEND A HEARTY WELL
COME TO VISITORS.

EA EAND "A f1EAfkl i w LII
COME TO VISITORS.
HOLLYWOOD NJ. E. CHURCH
Corner Roberts and Pacific Avenues.
Rev. w. l.. King. Pastor.
Preaching by the pastor at 1890.
Sunday-school, $50.
Sunday evening service at 7.30
O'Clock, preceded by a song service.
Prayer Meeting Wed. Ev'g, 7.3O.
Seats free. All are welcome.
=
WILDWOOD BAPTIST CHURCH
Pine avenue west of Pacific. Services:
Morning, 11.00 a. M, Sunday school
2.30 p. M, Song service, 7.45 p. m.
Evening, 500 p. M. Prayer meeting,
Thursday evening, 500. A Hearty
welcome extended to visitors. Sup
ported by voluntary contributions.
" "
ANGLESEA BAPTIST CHURCH
Rev. Levanus Myers, Pastor.
Preaching every Sunday evening at
7.3O.
Sunday school at 2.30 p. m.
Prayer meetings Wednesday even
ings at 7.30.
ST. SIMEoN's-BY-THE-sEA PROTESTANT
EPISCOPAL CHURCH
Corner Pacific and Maple avenues,
Wildwood, N. j..
Services as follows: Holy commune
ion at 7.30 a. m. Morning service and
sermon at 1890. Evening service and
sermon at 7.30. Sunday school, $50.
Weekday service as announced. Rev.
Samuel Ward, b. D., rector, residence,
12l Maple avenue.
gig
ST. AIMS ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH
st. AIMS Roman Catholic Church on
the corner of Garfield and Pacific
Aves., Holly Beach, N. ]. Mass on
Sundays at 8 o'clock a.. m. Sum-
day school at 2 o'clock. Rev. Father
Maroney, Rector.
HOLLY BEAoE PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH
Corner Pacific and Burke avenue,
Holly Beach.
Services every Sunday preaching by
the pastor, at 1890. Sunday-School at
2.3O. Preaching by the pastor 500
Rev. Herbert B. Smith, A. b., sup
ply pastor.
Prayer meeting every Wednesday
evening, at 800 o'clock.
=
COSMOPOLITAN CHURCH
Holly Beach ave-, corner Young,
Holly Beach.
Rev. J.. s. Cooper, pastor
Service on the LORDS Day:
Preaching 1920 am and 500 pm.
Children's Service, 2.30 pm.
Christian endeavor, 7.30 p. m.
LUTHERAN cHURcH OF THE HOLY
TRINITY
Wildwood Borough Hall.
Rev. HowardE Snyder, B. A. pastor in
charge.
Morning Service, 1915.
Vesper service 7.4h p. M.
Sunday-school 2.30 p. m.
A cordial invitation extended to all.
" "
ST. JAMES FIRST BAPTIST MISSION
Corner Lincoln and Arctic
Holly Beach, N. ].
Rev. James H. Foreman, Pastor
Services every Sunday at IL 80 a. m.
and eight p. M. Young peoples meet
ing II hour before Sunday evening
service. Sunday-school at $50. All
welcome. Seats free.
q
Christian Science services are held
at the home of w. g. Colby, Young
avenue, Holly Beach, every Sunday
morning at 1920; First house on the
left from Boardwalk.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Not That Kind.

Not That Kind.
"These people advertise very freely
Satisfaction guaranteed or your mon
ey back l don't see how they man
age it."
"That's easy. Satisfaction is always
guaranteed. Guaranty doesn't cost any,
thing"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Used to Her WAY.

docs your wife want to voter"
II guess not. She don't"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Yawninq Everywhe,

The reason why our cash Is shy
And bank accounts are thin
There are too many slots around
To drop a nickel In.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Quit Being Foolish.

How is he getting along?"
"Pretty fair"
Holding his own, l ~suppose?"
mo, not as much as he used to; he
is married to her now"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Only Way to Stop Some Men.

"He hasn't drank a drop since the
first of the year."
rs that SO? hadn't heard that they
had quit making it."
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

"Come, I want you to settle up"
"Why, man, don't you see I am all
run DOWN."
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Softer M lateral,

Death loves a shining mark, they say,
When he is busy making hay.
It's different with the mining shark
He dearly loves an easy mark.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Kept the Evidence.

"Now that her engagement is broken
l suppose she Is all broken up"
"No; she Is still in the ring-with
nj finger"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

Harriman's methods make the efforts
of other high priests of maniacal
finance look like 30 cents.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Two of a Kind.

Intoxicated Individual - Shee the
show?
Enthusiast-Yes; l saw 1t twice.
Intoxicated Individual-So'd ILLUS
trated Bits.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
The Rest All Like 1t.

"That mar doesn't like to talk about
himself"
Must be either an ex-convict or a
half breed"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

Somehow reformed spelling looks
woefully like deformed English.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
FEB WHITES TALES,
The Old PoSSum Hunter Tells of
His Last Drink.
WIFE COULDN'T REFORM HIM

IL Remained For Two Bears to Bring
Him to His Proper Senses. and They
Did the Reforming Act In Short
Order.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

There are people who seem to have
such a marked down opinion of them
selves that ordinary people feel like
telling them to chase themselves.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20
Humor Gno Philosophy
BY DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Opportunity knocks but once at the
door, but the wolf is not so ~niggardly
with his calls.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

A cast iron memory doesn't do good
team work with an elastic conscience.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

And He Had Been Talking All the Time
II love to argue"
do you indeed? new heard you
try"
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

What an annoying way the goo{
time coming has Of missing its train.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

Being a dog in the manger may be ef-
f%ectual, but that is the only thing that
can be said for it.
The down and out club Is always
z~ealously working to acquire new
members.
Busy tongues are the press agents of
die brains.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1907-03-20

On Their Pre-
"What are you
going to do with
those skates ?"
Go skating,
of course"
"Will the ice
trust let your
j.