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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-30
poo Has a Gold Tooth.

A pedigreed St. Bernard dog, num-
bered among the prize CANNES of
Philadelphia, had gold tooth crown
inserted. The dentist who inserted
the crown was DIR. Philip Daily. OF
Seventh and Wells streets, Chester.
The operation was performed at his
Office.
More than fortnight ago the tooth
over which the crown was placed was
broken. Since that time the dog
seemed to suffer from pain. A valu'
able dog and able to perform many
clever tricks. DR.. Waite, Its owner,
Immediately thought Of the remedy
for broken teeth In humans, and com
municated with Chester dentist
The latter at once said he would in
sert the crown.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-30
Not Yet Answered.

Gertrude, aged ten, brought up as
she had been almost wholly in the
company of her elders Though not al.
ways betters), was precocious child,
yet not infrequently .'stumped' by her
fathers political illusions The other
morning at breakfast London dis.
patch in the paper started him on the
just passed deceased wife's sisters
bill, and for 20 minutes he debated on
the matter back and forth In all its
pros and cons. Then at last came
Mistress Gertrude's Inevitable query:
Daddy" said she, solemnly, why
is the deceased wifes sister called
ll|"-Harper's Weekly.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-30
A Handy Crate.

A new crate has been invented by
the prince OF Wales and placed In
Pond House municipal dwellings,
Chelsea. BY simple movement the
housekeeper can transfer the fire in
the kitchen crate to the sitting room
CRATE. Having cooked the dinner, the
housewife raises a slide a. the back
OF the Kitchen crate, The slide Is
fush with the wall which separates
kitchen from s,ttipg room, and by
simply raising a lever the fire In the
kitchen crate is tilted into tho sitting
room crate.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-30
just Misuuderstood

Here's Gwendoline Cashit going to
marry an English lord, and you told
me her trip to Europe was matr.
monial failure"
Il didn't tell anything OF the
kind ! said 1t hal baran results"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-30
VIM IAis atranoer

Truth isIstrnnger than felton,"
quoted the Wise Guy. That's be.
canse we don't get sufficiently well ac-
quainted with IT, added the Simple
hug.--PhiladeIphia Record.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-30

Thomas blind
Oklahoma
IN
and has exceptional ouoit0L
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
ADJUSTMENTS
Barlow X Wilson's Minstrels.

An entire and complete change of program each year is the unfailing rule of the management of the Bar low & Wilson Minstrels. This is probably one of the secrets of Bar
 low & Wilson's success, demonstrat- ing to all parties who know the company that they cannot afford to miss the performance each year as they returned to the ceaseless rou- tine of one night and week stands from one end of America to the other, as it is now we'll known among all classes of theater goers that no matter how good a yaude- Xille speciality may be or how clever Vnd successful the song or joke of comedian or balladist, the new sea- sons performance must include an entirely new bundle of the good things to be had by the live ener- getic performers and managers, if they wish to keep in the ranks of this popular company. At the Elks theater Thursday, February 2S.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

II
 SENATOR ROBERT M. LA TOILETTE
 in large number of cases to the long hours many railway employees now work. The proposed law provides that employees engaged in the handling o. trains shall not work more than six teen consecutive hours, followed by ten hours off duty. Exception to the work ing of the rule is made in the case O.: delay from accidents. The enforce i ment of the law is placed in the hands of the federal courts and the inter state commerce commission. It was this body which discovered in connec- tion with its investigation of the re- cent Terra Gotta District of "ol,lm5ia) wreck that an e -'nee, road concerned had wol. w. ours without rest. and tA hanag ger of the road admitte dents of ten took place as the reStf. of men not having sufficient time to rest
 During his speech in advocacy of the bill in the senate its author read for an hour from official reports of railway accidents involving many deaths. in one instance of as many as f1fty-three passengers and in other cases result ing in the slaughter of trainmen. and in every case it was shown that the employees responsible for what had occurred had been on duty from twen- ty-twO to forty hours at stretch.
 Having won his fight on the railroad bill. the Wisconsin member has now taken up another task. and this, too, has to do with railroads and is certain to meet vigorous opposition from them. It is expected that they will line up against it with the same sort of tao tics that were used against the rate bill. Under the provisions of the pro- posed law the secretary of the interior Is charged with supervision of the min eral and coal deposits and the licenses and royalties, although minimum roy alties are stipulated. Speaking of it's objects. Senator La Toilette says:
 s'The bill follows the lines of the most advanced legislation which has been enacted by other countries for the conservation of their fuel supplies. The object sought to be attained is to retain ill the government the title to all minerals upon or under the public do- main which are or can be used for fuel or lighting purposes. At the same time 1t aims to preserve to bona fide settlers and under terms that are as liberal as the present laws the right to acquire agricultural and grazing lands, so that the withdrawal of more than 50.0OO.00O acres of land from entry and sale will not in any way retard the growth and progress of the agricultural and graz ing industries in the west''
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
An EventfuI Return.

An old negro in a small Georgi;, town had helped himself to some of {, white neighbours chickens. The owner traced the theft to him, however, and brought him to task.
 Look here, Uncle Mose," he said, Il don't mind the chickens so much-I would have given you one if you had asked for it-but don't like to see an old man commit sin like that. What are you going to do at the judgment day, when we appear before the Lord, and those chickens are brought up as evidence against you?"
 "Yo' low dem chickens gwine be dar, Marse Wih?' the old man asked.
 "They certainly will," was the an swer, given with great impressiveness.
 "Den," Uncle Nose said, "Ah gwine say, Is desc hyah yo' chickens, Marse WHIP an yo'll say, 'Yas,' an Ah'r say, All right. sah; yo' take 'emr"- Harper's Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
'Twas New to Her.

Senator Dubois has q new cook People keeping house in Washington always have new cooks. This particu lar Dubois cook came claiming that she could do anything, and Mrs. Du bois intimated on the first day tha, they would have some macaroni for dinner.
 "What's that?" asked the cook.
 Mrs. Dubois took her to the pantry and showed her the macaroni. "Do you mean to say you don't know what this is ?" Mrs. Dubois asked
 "Oh, yes. deed do, missus." the cook replied. "Only in the las' place I worked they lighted the gas with them things."-New York World.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
HOW WARS BEGIN.
Pa Tried to Explain to His Son, but
 Was Interrupted.

Was Interrupted.
 'tPapa. how do nations get into war with each other?" asked Harry.
 Sometimes one way, sometimes an other," said the father. "Now, there are Germany and Spain. They came near getting into war because a Span ish mob took down the German flag" "No, my dear," put in Harry's moth CT. "That wasn't the reason"
 "But. my darling" said MT. M., "don't you suppose know: That was the reason"
 "No, dearie. you are mistaken. It was because the Germans tried"- "Mrs. M., say it was because the"- ..Peleg. you know better. You are only trying to-
 "Madam, don't understand that your or.:,on was asked in this matter. anyway"
 ...We.l. I dol Wat my boy instruct sl by m o.d ..nora:lEs."
 "See ,l>ra. you in.p,dent"-
 "Put down yo-1 o.! cane. you brute. Don't you care br;<.!e up to inc or IY'-
 N,,-r.. ...l,." intars't.,.Hl Harry. Il nbin': {! ..n,'r now how Vir.i .'eS.n. - Lirp. ...o... Maya"s lt.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
The Discontented Man.

YE wooed and won pretty girl T With hair of shining gold: She loved him with loyalty
 Quite touching to behold, But other peoples wives he used Approvingly to sean And g:owl and grur,bie at his own The Giscontented man. His business prospered every day, Another store he leased, He bought a house and motor car, His bank account increased, But still hc wor" a gloomy face. ''While Jones is in the van, My trade is goinss back" exclaimed The diScOntentcd man. His children in and out of school Were well behaved and bright: They reached the head of every class And studied day and night. ''1t didn't take mo half so long To learn what I began; wasn't such a dunce," complained The discontented man. He went abroad and viewed unmoved The Rhine's majestic flow, The snowy splendor of the Alps, The matchless lakes below. II want to get a steamer home As quickly as I can. There's nothing here worth seeing" {"
 cried
 The discontented man. At last he left his earthly cares To mount the starry skies And knock upon the pearly gates That lead to paradise And, though to fling the portals wide St. Peter nimbly ran. "YOu're long enough about it," said The discontented man.
 -Lesiie's Weekly.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
And More In His Library.

 The two philosophers built houses side by side. and their respective sons show ed filial pride.
 My fathers q bigger man than youl father" cried Christopher.
 ''No, he isn't either" answered Will liam junior. My fathers professor"
 "So's mine," said the son of the e~ perimental psychologist.
 'Well. my fathers got more brain than yours has anyway"
 No. he hasn't either" said William junior. flor ny fathers not only got his own brains. but d lot of other mems brains in bottles on his mantelpiece. "- Boston Herald
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
..-> >-1 La Toilette and the Public Lands > ~-@

N the last hours of the debate in
 the senate on the Brownsville res olutions d small but striking look
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

YE wooed and won a pretty girl T With hair of shining gold:
 She loved him with a loyalty
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
hPURELY VEGETABLE

7HE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.,, ATLANTA, GAs
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
"ParSifaI."

"Parsifal," in whatever shape it beauty of Caruso's voice and Con- reid's operatic orchestra, or in the blatant translation depicted by Hen ry Savage, or whether in the form of English music drama, as it will be seen at the Elks theater Friday, March &, it will always remain an education in itself. No one can deny the beauties of the wonderful story. There is about it that pris tine atmosphere of mysticism, that charm of medievalism, that constant succession of symbolic utteranceS and acts which makes it impossible toagclass it with anything modern,
 which lifts it to the realm of
 In modern thought and aims the teachings of the piece may seem Quixotic, but of such strength is the play, so beautiful are the passages, one is forced to attention, and as the story is unfolded act by act, the listener forgets the outside world, forgets the noise and hustle of the market place, the furor of the streets, and is carried on with the Knights of the Holy Grail in their pursuit of that highest life where the triuhal motto of Faith, Hope and Love is the beacon light and the death on the cross an example.
 "Parsifal" patrons should bear in mind the unusual hour of com mencement, the performance will commence promptly at 7:45, and the management requests that every one be seated by that time, as none can be shown to their seats during the action of the play.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
Not So Very Einnl,

"I cannot be your wife," she replied and added. This is final"
 He paced swiftly to and fro several times. then halted abruptly in front of her.
 Pray, be candid with me-" he said. not without the note of masculine i'm patience. About how final?"
 This was too much. She burst into tears.
 How do know?" she sobbed.- Puck.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

the senate on the Brownsville res olutions small but striking look ing member was watching his chance to introduce q measure wi.os.: importance it would be hard to over estimate. The member was Robert Nj La Toilette of Wisconsin, and ths b.l!. he was waiting to place before the con sidcration of his fellow lawmakers was one providing that the public lan.s of the federal government containing coal and mineral deposits. shall not be disposed of by it, but developed and operated under licenses issued by the government. The bill is said to have the approval of President Roosevelt and to have been prepared after con- ferences with him and the members of the department of justice It is the outcome of q plan to keep the remain ing rich public lands from the clutches of the railroads and other corporate interests which have been fast ac quiring them. Among members of the senate the bill occasoned special in terest not only because of it's radical character, but because of the fact that the junior senator from Wisconsin and the president were seen to be work ing together in harmony on the sub ject.
 It is only short time since Senator La Toilette achieved signal victory by obtaining the passage in the senate of his bill limiting the hours of railway trainmen. This is considered one of the most important bills in the inter- est of the wage earner that have been under consideration in the upper chan- Der of congress in some years It is in tended not only to enhance the welfare of railroad tranmen, but to afford safe guards to the public against accidents which, as the statistics show. are due
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
Tho Way to Keep Posted.

"You must read great many books to keep so well acquainted with cur rent publications?"
 'No." answered Miss Cayenne. "l don't take time to read books. It would interfere with the constant study of the advertisements that is necessary to keep really informed" = Washington Star.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27
Not Sentiment.

He-Oh. please, Mile. Jeanne. do not call me MT. Durand! She (coyly)- Oh, but our acquaintance is so short! Why should not call you that? He We'll, chiefly because my name Is Du- poat.-Nos Lolsirs.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-02-27

Auntie Qlpsn her return to somewhat pessimistic nephew)-Did Tommy pla, with you while I was out, darling? Iie didn't make you cry?
 Neplnw-He made me cry little bit.
 Tommy-Oh, Philip, made you laug nearly all the time mother was out.
 Nephew-Well, laughed till I cried
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09

ove is iust in time to save you money
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09
METHODIST CHURCH
45 4. N. sundaY SeMooI.

9:45 a. m. Sunday School,
Recent converts in Sunday School
will be received into church member
ship
A q. m. Preaching by pastor, sub
ject: Helping One Another Reeep-
tion Of members.
3 p. m. Special meeting Of church.
Each member urged to be present.
Business Of Importance. Don't for
get.
6:SO p. m. Senior League.
7;SO p. m. Preaching by pastor.
All subscriptions to collections
ought to be paid at once.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09
CHRISTIAN CHURCH

9i45 Bible School for all ages. Be
there sure.
II a. m. Bro. Dnger's theme will
be HThe Golden Text Of the Bible.
2 p m. Christian Endeavor, subject
will be Greed for Gold" ]. E. Hol-
loway, leader
7:45 sermon-Lecture BY Bro
Dinger on "Naaman, the Leper."
This is a family cnurch with that
homelike feeling Walk in and take
your seat, It is marked welcome
9:15 Baptismal services after
the regular evening service.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09
CHRIsTIAN scIENcE socIETY

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY
Services at G. P. church, 6l9 Iowa.
Sunday School 10 a. m.
Lesson sermon II a. M, subject:
"Mortals and Immortals.n
The public cordially invited.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
Sunday School 9:45 a. m.
Morning preaching service and com
munion at II a. m.
Y. P. S. g. e. at 6;3O p. m
Evening service at 1880. There will
be a sacred concert in place Of the
sermon. The hour will be devoted to
sacred music, solos, quartettes and
anthems with a rousing song service
by the entire congregation.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09

With the possible exception 81
paiamas nothing in mans ward.
robe is SO ill-fitting and shapeless as
hun4ag coat-Atchison Globe.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09

This is the girls century. She has
come to be the great factor in every
department Of life--Girls Realm.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09

Love may make the world 60 round
but few well considered hatreds help
to make it interesting John A. How.
land
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09
EPISCOPAL CHURCH

Sunday School at 10 a. M. Regu-
lar service at II a. m. and 1880 p.
m.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09
AIT the
CHURCHES
Tomorrow
BAPTIST CHURCH

Preaching at II a. m. and 1880
p. m., by Pastor.
Everybody invited.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09
soldiers to Be ranaht rrade.

o0IdTaFs ~ 5e a191t Trade.
British soldiers who have no trade
are to be taught one during their
term Of service. A committe is now
studying ont a plan at Aldershot.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-09

The number Of foreigners in China
la estimated at $4,000
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1907-06-29
Badly spralned Ankle Cured

Three years ago our daughtersprained her ankle and had been suffering terrib- ly for two days and nights-had not slept minute. Mir. Stallings, of But Ter, Tenn, told us of Chamberlain Pain Balm. We went t0 the store that night and got bottle of it and bathed her ankle two or three times and she went to sleep and had q good nights rest. The next morning sLle was mucli better and in a short time could walk around and had no more trouble with her ankle -E. M. Brnmitt, Hampton, Tenn 25 and 30 cent sizes for sale by El CentrO drug store.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1907-06-29

We are agents to sell lots for the Fl Centro Town company; also agents for acreage adjoining town. Now Is the time to buy while cheap. Ira Aten Land Co.,, Fl Centro, Calf.
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1907-06-29
HOItOn Inter-Urban Railway

Commencing Monday, June Sd. and until further notice an extra motor car trip will be made. Leave Holtville
 Daily except Sunday 8 a. m. Leave Fl Centro
 Daily except Sunday 9:3o a. m.
 w. F. Holt. President. c. E. Paris, Gen'l Supt
Imperial Valley press and the Imperial press., 1907-06-29
AOsin Uncle Ted Speaks

MR. EDIToR: was over to El Gen.
 the other day and the way things
 going over there Is a cautIon. You
 pw 1 don't believe In SO much stir.
 hlnk people would be so much hap
 r If they would take things easier,
 l guess 1t cant be helped very sud hIy at least, 1 don't suppose they
 e what may say about It very
 eh. The people over there seem
 be going on at gallop doing all
 Is of things that seems to be their
 n business; at least, they act like
 y either had so much to do that is
 king them lots of money or they 11 care whether the county seat ss there or not or else they ;hink
 a foregone conclusion that that
 estion Is settled; that of course the lnty seat will go to .EI Centro. l
 ked to some of these people who
 ! in cantaloupes and they all said.
 hy of course It's settled and every
 1y knows 1t" don't know about 1t.
 e seen people who were so confident thing that they gut doing anything gei left just at the last Still. you pple are not asleep. Some of these sy fellows have got down to the bot n of all the facts and say they know 1t all creation couldn't keep the vote
 m E. Centro. Seems to me that ] fellows of the Press have not said ar all you ought to say In your own half. Fl Centro ought to win for Is of reasons you have not had time ] space to state; maybe you will be- e the election,
 ] had to quit before l sa d all want
 to last week about the Holton Pow company. was thinkin' hat all |i people in this valley, if any of them vent thought of 1t, ought to get in D make fight on purely selfish punds for Fl Centro for county seat, |l see this Is not matter of senti- ent or sympathy; it's business and tee. think most of 'em see 1t yhoW but its time you was gettin He awake about it. Look here |ppose the HoIton Power company a fat corporation come down here to
 up every body and get rich. While sy are tryin' to do this they have got Pdo lot of things which benefit ev- 'body else. just like what they have he; like Cleveland said, Its a con- ion that's in front of us and not sory." Ii 1t does help the pockets the company to have the county seat to Fl Centro it will help the com ny to do more for the whole valley sn they'd have the money to do if we { In an act the fool by crpplin' them; Is help good thing along when by in' 1t we help everybody else, too, d don't njure anyone either; even lperial has gumption enough 10 know at thls company has been a great | lp to that p ace by tte business the mpany has furnished because of Iat its been dolng all over the valley. the kick Imperial has Is because } company didn't make its head arters down there; that's all It's a