Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-08-02

ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.


Every good farmer has three or TOUR
Jobs laid up for a rainy day.
At the surnmer resort every summer
Is the hottest one they ever lad.
what are you mad about most ire
quently? In our case, IL is because we
are old.
The family skeleton usually comes
out of the closet 10 referee the family
quarrels.
How many times some men can
make fools of themselves without md
ing ii out.
A good many people make promises
to lecturers and candidates that they
never keep.
The amateur gardner is usually an
adept at explaining why his garden
isn't better.
People talk about different tempera-
ments," when they really mean differ
ent tempers.
1t is particularly easy to deceive 4
woman when it comes to saying nice
things about her.
What has become of the old-fa shioned
man who referred to the harness on his
horses as gears
The world seems 20 accept the doc
trine that man should give his friend
a little the best of II.
Occasionally there is Il good man who
Is also 50 stupid hat he will not know
HEAVIER when he sees il.
One reason fewer girls than boys
know 20 to swim is that girls rely
on someone teaching them.
Hit John Barleycorn every time you
get a chance. Even behaving his best,
he is meditating mischief.
If a man is sufficiently in love. he
imagines he thinks poetry. even though
he doesn't attempt TO write It.
We have noticed that when a wom-
an hears that another woman was
never in love, h says Bah"
Some men are so mean they like to
take their wives advice so they can
tell them later how worthless 1t was.
: The new neighbors next door al
ways turn out better than their fur
niture looks when it arrives on a wag-
on.
1t is a remarkable crowd of children
who can play games for twenty min
utes without quarreling over who is
1T"
You are no peach" we heard a
young man say 70 a girl at Forest
park, lately; there are no peaches this
year"
A farmer sitting in front of a store
said to a reporter today: we farmers
are very busy in the harvest field
now"
When an agent calls to collect, he
is not near as polite as he was when
he called TO coax you into signing the
contract. =
The Lancaster Literary society will
next Saturday night settle the question
Can a shiftless person help being
shiftlesso p"
When n widow says she will never
marry again, she usually follows the
statement with a proyiso beginning
with unless"
There is at least the consolation TO
the girls that it is a greater compli-
ment TO be called a peach this year
thar 1t was last.
What has become OF the old-fashioned
man who described his anger by say
ing he was mad enough to bite a ten
penny nail in two?"
How much useless ak we indulge
in. Keep track OF yourself some day.
n note how much time you waste
talking f~oolishness.
Judging by what happens afterward
there must be a lot of bad luck omens
attending every wedding which are
not noticed at the time.
When a man kills himself for a
woman he gets lots Of sympathy, but
when a woman kills herself for a
man she is laughed at.
Years may come and years may 60.
but the time will never arrive when a
man viii sit up and patch his wife's
GIoi1lCo ~ ~ uLDktNp III DC0.
The man who butts into a family row
has q large bump OF good Judgment
compared with the visiting ball player
who starts a fight with the umpire.
The United States buys about so per
cent of the total diamond output OF
South Africa. but there are still a good
many girls who haven't been supplied.
X a man borrows your lawn mower,
and fails to return 1T, don't become
discouraged, and let your grass be-
come ragged; borrow another lawn
and so to work.
1t Is going to be hard when a woman
gets to heaven and flnds herself flying
around in q ~one-piece robe, with no
cause for feeling in the back if her
skirt and her waist are together.
An unfortunate child is one whose
mother has a short memory. She
doesn't remember when she refuses
her children pleasures that only yes
terday she was a child, and begged for
them herself.
A pretty and modest girl shocked this
reporter recently. and this reporter is
a tough old man. The girl wore a see
more waist, and. when she stopped to
play with a cat. the sight was toler-
able dreadful. Are these waists worn
because they are comfortable. or be-
cause they shock the men?
For seventeen years an Atchison
woman has concealed the fact that she
was related to the Dodgers, a particu-
larly worthless family. Then one OF
the Atchison woman's family died. and
the Bobgers, as kin, appeared at the
funeral. 1t was too much for anyone
to bear and she has been Frustrated
ever since.
An Atchison expert in flirting says
that when you take mold OF a girls
hand, and size doesn't say anything.
but gets that cold. steel gray look i'm
her eyes. as if she had sick headache.
you had better let lose and run. But IL
the girl grabs her hand away. and
says: Now you stop" the expert says
keep right on; it's all right.
TIE PiERROT COLLAR.