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The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05
The Usual THING.

"Here, now. What in gigadab is ali
this rumpus about?' demanded Aver
age Citizen, thrusting his head out of
a second story window of his domicile
and glaring Indignantly down at the
disturber below who are you, and
why in the name of the bird with the
broad and sweeping wing are you try
ing to break into my housew
81 am Opportunity, knocking at your
door, was the reply. Kindly descend
at once and admit me before it is ever
lastingly too late. l am in great haste,
as, despite my best efforts, am run
ming far behind my schedule"
swell, then, glide along, rolling your
hoop and disposing of your War Cries, .
somewhat sarcastically answered Az
erage Citizen. You will have to gel
yourself identified before you can do
any business with me. have been led
to believe that you must bear mark
ed resemblance to a page advertise
ment in Sunday newspaper and make
a noise like an investment which is
guaranteed to pay dividend of 40 per
cent in the near future. Possibly you
are all that you claim to be, but you
look more like hard work to me-
Puck
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05

does not happen to be one Of our par
ty, so all aboard and some one sit on
Leigh until we are well under way"
Leigh's tenor voice squawked "Good
by, ladies'" but he was Immediately
jumped on by about 600 pounds of hui
mainly, and he quieted down.
"Now, skipper, for Oyster Bay in
the best time you can make it," said
Jack
The Aphrodite pulled and kicked for
a moment, then started out, and soon
Belleview was only speck In the dis
lance. 1t was rainy, misty morning,
but the boys Gid not mind. Jack and
Alice had a dear old house at Belle
view and had filed it over Sunday
with their best friends. Jack had hired
this launch to take the boys for a sail,
and Alice had agreed to stay at home
and give the girls dove luncheon.
Leigh" said Jack, eff you don't
watch out the next dance you do will
be to the tune Of the wedding march.
Better go easy"
''Jack, old man, your hand on it.
You, being a married man, must know
the symptoms, and 1 don't mind say
ing that ever since last summer at the
lake I've had an uneasy feeling in my
heart, but up at your house I'm just
making myself useful amusing the la
Dies
Bryan Macgregor, the bassO of the
party, saw fit to interrupt the boys
here and, taking his old meerschaum
pipe out of his mouth, drawled:
II say, fellows, you two better quit.
It's too early in the morning to get
INVITING on facts, and it's a mean thing
to do at any time Of day. Jack, you
give an imitation of gentleman and
don't talk back, and, Leigh, for love of
Mike, shut up that howl Granting
that your bonny lies over the ocean,
do not blame her for staying there
if she ever heard that voice of yours"
Finally the six men seated them
selves in comfortable positions, and
Snatches of songs, bits of stories, much
laughter and general good fellowship
prevailed. Leigh again had the floor
in the midst Of story about six sail
ors who were shipwrecked and had no
food.
mo foodr' he reiterated. ''No food
just the same as we are, fellows no
food"
Jack took the hint, and soon baskets
came forth heavily laden with de-
licious food that the girls had packed
for them. They sat down and began
to eat like the proverbial hungry sail
ors, and Leigh was commenting on
women in the capacity of cooks when
queer gurgling sound was heard,
then another The Aphrodite was evi-
IDENTITY in trouble.
Maybe she's hungry, skipper. Give
her some gasoline or bit of OIL"
The Aphrodite, as if in answer to the
suggestion, began splitting oil over the
floor of the boat.
Evidently not hungry-in fact, full
to overlooking" commented Leigh.
The Aphrodite suddenly stopped and
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05
Fat Woman's Human Lever.

She was unusually fat, so stout in
fact that when she prepared to drop
into the better part of two seats in the
crosstown car the two women who
were on either side of the space she
was going to fill to repletion crowded
away from her as far as they could.
And when woman will make room
for another in a street car it is plain
there is something the matter. She
pulled and painted for several minutes
after she had become seated, and when
the car had gone few blocks it was
apparent that she wanted to get up
and leave The struggle was a hard
one and, as it proved, an impossible
one through her own efforts There
CHANGED to be man standing in front
Of her, and without a word she reach
ed up, caught his arm and deliberately
pulled herself out of the seat. The
man looked at her with an expression
Of pain on his face and, apparently I'M
conscious of the amusement on the
faces Of the other passengers, stood
rubbing his arm and staring after the
fat woman as long as she was in sight.
New York Press.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05
Prevents
GALL DEALERS"

Stomach troubles, Heart and Kid
ney ailments, can be quickly cor
rected with Il prescription known
to druggists everywhere as DR..
Shops Restorative. The, prompt
and surprising relief which this
remedy Immediately brings is en-
tirely due to its Restorative action
upon the controlling nerves OF the
Stomach, etc. A weak stomach
causing dyspepsia, weak Heart
with palpitation or intermittent
pulst, always means weak stomach
nerves or weak heart nerves.
Strengthen these inside or CONTROL
ing nerves with DR.. Shops Restor-
alive and see how quickly these all.
ments disappear. DIR. Shoop of
Racine. Wis, will mail samples free.
Write for them. A test will tell
Your health is certainly worth this
simple trial. Sold by all dealers.
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six Sailors
BY JANE LUDLUM LEE.
Copyrighted, 1907, by G. H. Sutcliffe.
.s.p.f3.Ss.s.as ~

!. y J. j
81 hope you fellows know that l am
hiring this launch by the hour, $40 for
each hour, and as she has already
been here for thirty minutes we have
wasted S.. Come along"
''We're coming, Jack, coming You
are a regular old Shylock to ask a
man up here as your guest on little
blow out and then throw the cost of. it
in his teeth. The rest of us have been
ready for some time, but Leigh can't
tear himself away from the ladies and
you would make this stag"
Every we'll, then let Leigh stay with
the girls, for I'm not going to have
them aboard. They would all be sea-
sick or giggling. Here comes Leigh
now. -
Just at that moment three big fell
lows appeared in the doorway of the
house carrying another being who
seemed to be all legs and arms, which
were flying in all directions. At the
top of their voices, and each man on
different key, they were shouting
"How can bear to leave thee" Car
rying their burden down to the land
ing, they deposited Leigh and all
joined hands and started an Indian
war dance around him while passers-
by slowed up to see six strapping fell
lows, clad only in their bathing suits,
doing a wild dance around their vic
tim. Jack broke the spell by yelling.
"That parade won't wait, boys, for
any one except Roosevelt, and he
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05

OThe way to get rid of cold.
whether it be chad colo" or JUS a
little one, is to get it out of your
system through the bowels. Nearly
all Cough Cures, especially those
that contain opiates. are consti-
pating. Kennedy's Laxative Cough
Syrup contains no opiates and acts
gently on the bowels. Pleasant to
take. Sold by Sweets drug store.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05

suffered habitually from con-
s-Epstion. Doan's Regulets relieved
szez1 strengthened the bowels, SO
tSs@53Jhey have been regular ever
s@Slaoe, "A. e. Davis, grocer, Sui
T8sE'er Springs, Tex.
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05
Pointers for Hunters.

arsssTsse plovers, snlpes, wood
.,s,sss..aa1s cartridges. rabbits and
s4aszsIS1,rels.
EX@aTie chickens or grouse
sasa-4s yBrotected in Wisconsin,
esmcept in Adams, Burnett.
t5ssrron. Buffalo, Chippewa,
.(ff795aazk, Crawford, Dodge,
I-r2nnn, Grant. EauClaire Iowa
IL ackson, Juneau, Lafayette.
Marquette, Monroe, Pepin,
Polk, Portage, -Richland,
fsssk, Sawyer, St. Croix,
Ns9erona, Washburn, Wausha-
FRA and Wood county where
they may be hunted from the
FIRST TO the fifteenth of Octo-
faaz, only.
Raccoons may be killed
&SeGober | to january 1, fish
e., marten or mink, Novem-
.@er / to March L; otter, No
yEaamber 1 to February IS;
r1auskrat, November | to May
I1- Muskrats can not be shot
csr speared.
The season for hunting
cEeer remains the same: The
E:s4e5t twenty days in Novem-
k-negs.
Moose, beaver, pheasant,
s4gE2n and quail are protected;
.azeso all kinds of wild birds,
except game birds and the
I1sassse.sparrow, crow, sharp
sEsiuiglned hawk, cooper's hawk
eywEs and blackbirds.
No person can hunt, kill or
transport any of the protect
ed game birds or animals,
v%zfao is not in possession of a
EaEnting license.
Game cannot be sold or
Skipped, but must be accom-
IxsGnied by the owner on the
sa@Ene train and marked ac-
ezz8rding to the law.
1T is unlawful to kill or
EREwe in possession during any
eGase day more than ten grouse
Emairie chickens, woodcock,
xxaEd geese or brant; more
anan fifteen cartridges; more
f4z1an twenty-five ducks, mud
Ezaus, rice hens, rails, plovers
s8E1 snipe.
"A resident of this state, in
au3ssession of a hunting Ii
cease, may carry with him
the full limit OF any one kind
enf game birds, or a mixed
Izmg containing not more than
thirty of the game birds emu
uxxBrated in the statutes, the
BlBazg not to contain more than
tine limit fixed for any one va
E-EsGy of game birds.
"A nonresident In possess
s-s7on Of a hunting license may
GgsG1xe thirty game birds and
larry the same under the Ii
mutations and restrictions
7Fmxyuided for residents to
vnants within or without this
sastsB6e, but not more than 80
EgIEs1ssin any one year,
No rife can be used to hunt
egr modest aquatic fowl.
Only such boats as are pro-
rgelIed by oars from the side
essn be used for hunting or
Ez1lLing aquatic fowl, and not
E1nare than twenty-five decoys
sEz1d the same must be per-
ssonolly set and watched by
f5as owners and not more
THAN 200 feet from natural
covering.
Shooting or hunting at
rmght or from an artificial
The Washburn times. [volume] (Washburn, Wis.) 1896-1976, 1907-09-05

) do. 1t can't
at. The stom-
an help. You
hing that will
mach can t do.
On and Dyspep-
n of natural
etable acids, di-
self and gives
to the S stomach.
sold by S sweets
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
FOR RENT

room two-story brick house with
all modern conyeniences. cheap for the
summer.
: room furnished house with stables.
etc. for $1,000 per month.
room brick cottage with all mod
ern cpnveniences. screen room. good
shade. for $50 per month.
room brick cottage. nicely furnish
ed. all modern conveniences. $50 per
month TO good responsible party.
room brick cottage. with modern
convenienccs. close in. for SIS.
room frame house. partly fur
nished. for so per month. on ear line.
room brick house for s. per month.
3 room brick with cellar, stable and
two lots. for $500.
6 room adobe house i'm good location.
will be rented reasonable for the sum-
mer. Newly papered. etc.
room adobe house on y. Second
street. with modern conveniences. good
shade. etc. for $500 per month by the
year. This is the coolest house in the
city for the summer months.
room brick with city water fur
nished, for $500 per month.
3 room house close in for $1,000 per
month.
housekeeping for $500.
rooms with screen room, nicely
furnished. use of bath, for SIS.
Other houses and rooms on appli
cation.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
FOR SALE

Lots and 4, block Z. Collins addi-
ton. for s125. easy payments. $500
down and $500 per month.
Lots and s in block %. Collins
addition, for 800. easy payments. $500
down and $500 per month.
Lots and 10. block NJ. University
addition. for s175. easy payments. $500
down and $500 per month.
Lots .. l. 6. block Il. University ad-
dillon. for $225. easy payments.
. lots on Grand avenue. i'm Ifnirer-
sity addition, not far out. for $3.50.
easy payment plan
lots in Grand Avenue addition for
$500. easy payments. $40 down and S.
per month takes the bunch.
Block of 25 lots in good location for
$4,000, terms reasonable.
8 lots on North Side for 1920, terms
To suit purchaser.
corner lots in Collins addition to N.
f. of car barns. for S125. payments to
suit purchaser.
lots in block 8. Grand Avenue adj
dition for $3.50. easy payments.
1 fifty-foot corner lot on West
Washington street for $3.50. easy pay
ptaAs Ntiitht lAOiit-
C lots in Montgomery addition for
$500.
Lots facing the City Library. very
best resident lots in the city. for $3.50
and up per lot. Terms on application.
acres on north side with S-room
two-stOry house and other improve
ments, for $4,000.
lots with small frame house and
chicken house and coops. six foot
chicken wire around the 4 lots. good
well OF water all for $500.
Block of ~ lots east Of the city for
$1,000.
10 acres 9 miles from Center and
Washington streets. for $1,000.
leo acres of desert land with room
adobe house for $1,000
100 feet of business property close
in on Washington street for $4,000.
3 room brick cottage ON West WASH
ington street for s25O0. Easy pay
ments.
leo acres good land for 800 per
acre.
lots close in with good shade and
city water for $4,000.
lots close in on ". First avenue
for $1,000.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
LIMITATION OF CLAIMS.

At Court Of Probate holden at New
Britain. within and for the District of
Berlin in the County of Hartford and
State of Connecticut. on the IS day of
April A. ID. 1907. Present. Bernard F.
CARNEY. Esq. Judge. on motion of
Maria Cassidy of said New Britain.
n executrix of the last will and tes-
lament of Michael Cassidy. late of
Phoenix. Maricopa County. Arizona.
This court doth decree that six
months be allowed and limited for the
creditors Of said estate To exhibit their
claims against the same to the execu-
trix and directs that public notice be
given Of this order by advertising in
newspaper published in said New
Britain. and having a circulation In
said district. and in said Phoenix. and
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

PROPOSALS FOR BUILDINGS.
Department Of the Interior. Office %
Indian Affairs. Washington. d. c.
May IS 1907. Sealed proposals plain
~ marked on the outside OF the sealed
envelope PROPOSALS FOR BUILD
INGS. NAVAJO EXTENSION. ARR
IONA" and addressed TO the Commits
sioner Of Indian Affairs. Washington.
d. G.. will be received until p m on
June Is. 1907. for furnishing materials
and labor necessary 10 construct and
complete certain school buildings etc.
on the Navajo Extension. Arizona In
strict accordance with plans. specin-
cations and Instructions to bidders
which may be examined at this Office.
the offices of the Improvement Bull
letin." Minneapolis. MINI. "Construc-
tion News" Chicago Ill. american
Contractor" Chicago. Ill. Citizen"
Albuquerque. y. NJ. Arizona Republi-
can" Phoenix Ariz.. Builders and
Traders Exchanges. St. Paul. Mimi.
Minneapolis. Mimi. Omaha. Nebr.
Northwestern Manufacturers Associa-
ton. St. Paul Mimi. Builders Ex-
change. Durango. Colo. and Los Ange-
les. California, the Indian Warehouses
Chicago. Ill. ST. Louis. Mo-. Omaha.
Nebr.. san Francisco. Cali. and at the
office of the Additional Farmer. For
further Information address Joseph z
Maxwell. Additional Farmer. Leupp.
Ariz.. via Canon Diablo. c. F. LAR
RABEE. Acting Commissioner.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23


ZIG AUCTION-F. p. Brewer will sell
At his residence, 6l2 North First Az
enue. Friday, May cath. commencing
at 1880 p. m. the entire contents of
their home. consisting Of one Ange-
les and records. divan upholstered
with tapestry. solid mahogany rock
ers. stands. tables, inlaid chair. oak
chair. tapestry upholstered; Mexican
onyx top brass stand. Japanese
screen, walnut chairs. rockers:
brass. iron, old Mission and oak tab
erettes: parlor clock. glass and
brass candle sticks. pictures. bric-a-
brac. satin tapestry, rope silk por-
there's, Grapes. curtains, quarter saw
ed oak parlor tables, couches, la
dies parlor desk, leather upholster-
ed parlor chair. rockers, Japanese
stand, dictionary. stand, book case.
books. folding card tables, oak hall
tree. dining chairs. dining table,
sideboard. walnut dish cabinet,
small tables, moquet, brussels, 2xl2
art squares. rugs. mating. carpets.
table covers. mats. silver and glass
ware. dressers. commodes. enamaled
iron beds, oak bed room suites.
clothes box. Domestic sewing ma
chine. bedding. cherry bedroom
rockers. and chairs, cots. springs.
hair. OstermoOr and cotton mat
tresses; chiffonieres. Remington type
writer. toilet sets. floor mats, yard
tools and other articles. No sick
ness. F. p. Brewer. owner. Hammond
auctioneer.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

by posting a copy thereof on the pub
lie sign post in said town OF New
Britain, nearest the place where thu
deceased last dwelt
BERNARD F. GAFFNEY.
Judge.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

used to be 80 sad and gloomy
All the live long day, but now ! ara
glad
And happy, for have Donofrio's
Cactus Candy to cheer me on the way.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

is. Oberfelder, Cashier of the sboys-n named
bank. do solemnly swear that the above state
ment Is true 10 the best nj nv knoxledxs snd
belief > OBERFkLDEK. Cashier
iCorrect-Atrest:
f ESSAR ~ k il IDtr.s.o-..
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
NOTICE OF EXECUTIONS SALE.

In the probate court of the county q
Maricopa, and territory Of Arizona
In the matter Of the estate OF George
u. Collins. deceased.
Whereas the probate court Of the
county Of Maricopa did on the 24ts
day of January. 1907. order. adtucgs
and decree that the Undersigned eI-
ecutor of the will OF George u. Collins
deceased, should sell at public auction
or private sale as the executor should
Judge to be most beneficial to ths
estate and IN one parcel or In subdi-
visions as the executor should tudoe
to be most beneficial to the estate for
cash or on terms as may be reason
able for the best interests OF the estate
and tenements belonging to the estate
OF said deceased
And whereas the undersigned execu-
tor Of the will Of said deceased jadgins
1t to be most beneficial for the estate
to offer the said premises at private
sale.
Notice is hereby given that the un-
dersigned executor Of the will Of Geo
U. Collins deceased hereby offers for
sale at private sale the lands and pre-
misses OF said estate hereinafter de-
scribed and gives notice that bids and
offers in writing viii be received At
the ONCE of E ]. Bennitt. No Is North
Center street in the city OF Phoenix.
Maricopa county. Arizona, on and az
ter the 18th day of March. 1907. At u
noon.
The premises SO offered for sale are
described as follows:
Parcel A. The south east Ia OF Sec
ton Is, T. N. r. e
Parcel B. The north east Ia OF Sec
ton q. T. N. R z.
Parcel c. The north west Ia OF 49,
ton q. T. N. R. E.
Parcel d. The south east Ia OF sscs
ton is. T. ". R. E
Parcel z. Five 90 acres IN the south
east corner OF the north east Ia Of
section Is. T. N. r E on which 10
located a well and pumping plant ans
connected with this piece OF land Is
roadway thirty feet wide running due
west along the south line OF the north
1-2 Of said section Is. all Of which
premises are in the county OF Naricops
and territory OF Arizona
The bids and offers for such pre-.
misses must be In writing and accom-
panied by a certified check equal in
amount to ten per cent OF the bid made
and may be for one or more or all OF
said parcels. the balance OF the bid 10
be paid in cash on confirmation OF
sale.
Dated at Phoenix. Arizona. February
21st. 1907.
Z. J. BENNrTT.
Executor of the will Of Geo. U. ColiinA
Deceased
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

Know all men by these presents:
That at regular meeting of the stock
holders of the White Gold Mining
Company. an Arizona corporation, held
In Phoenix. Arizona. on May 6, 1907,
the following resolution was regularly
introduced and adopted:
Resolved that Article iii Of the Ar
ticles of Incorporation of the White
Gold Mining Company be and the same
Is hereby amended so as to read as fol-
lows:
Article iii. "The amount of the cap
ital stock of this corporation shall be
one million. five hundred thousand
dollars Csl,500.000.) divided into one
million. five hundred thousand a.
5o0. O00) shares. Of the par value OF one
dollar HlO0) each. and all shares
when issued shall he fully paid and
non-assessable."
We further certify that said resolu-
ton received the affirmative vote Of a
majority OF The stock Of said company.
and that due and legal notice Of said
meeting was given.
In witness whereof. the president
and secretary of said company have
hereunto set their hands this 18th day
OF May. 1907. ]. r. PAGIN.
President. White Gold
Mining Company.
ROBT. ]. PATRICK,
Secretary. White Gold
Mining Company.
State of Illinois
County of Cook IS.
Before me. notary public in and
for the state of Illinois. county Of Cook
on this day personally appeared ]. r.
Pagin and RObt. ]. Patrick known to
me 10 be respectively the president
and secretary of the White Gold Min
ing Company. corporation organized
under the laws of the territory of Ari-
iona. and known 70 me TO be the per-
sons whose names are subscribed To
the foregoing instrument. as president
and secretary respectively OF said
company. and they respectively as
such president and secretary acknowl-
edged TO me that they executed the
same for the purpose and considera-
tion therein expressed. as th. free act
and deed Of said corporation. by each
of them voluntarily executed.
Witness my hand and seal of office
this 18th day of May. 1897
(SeaD MARY r. LINCOLN,
Notary Public.
My commission expires Oct. 9Th, 1893.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

FOUND-Calf. white and red yearllng
steer, came to my ranch about May
Is. W. j. Osborne. ". +. ID. No. I.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-New, bright $40 greenback
bill. by Mrs. Bone. Reward. Return
to Republican.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
NO. 1928.
The National Bank Of Arizona.

Report of the condition of the Sasioa.i
Bank of Arizona. at Phoenix. in the
Territory Of Arizona, AZ the cleo q
business. MAY 70. 1907.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
50 centa ass Buchanan st.. corner

HAIRDRESSING Participants. Ayi-
win. II South Center It. shampooing.
manicuring. hair goods. facial mas
sage.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

owner can have by proving proper
~, stating the amount and paying
for this advertisement. Thos. Mil
Ter. ZIG North EOnrih Avenue
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

be sold III + jefferson street mex
Saturday 40 O'clock
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

hand satchel be-
tween Indian school and Munger
Bros. ranch. Sunday. Money and
letters. Return to Republican and
receive reward
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23
POPULAR WANTS
FOR SALE.

running month be paid in advance
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

LOST-Leather watch fob containing
pearl buckle and pearl burro head.
Reward. Return to Republican Of
flee
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

LOST-Gold linked watch chain with
locket. Child's picture inside. Find
err please leave at this office.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

FOR SALE-Fine driving mare. Gem
tie and standard bred: plenty of
speed. 130Ofb. Would make n grand
brood mare. S years old. McCOrd
ranch . miles north of Asylum.
Arizona republican., 1907-05-23

FOR SALE-Ladies wheel. Good con-
ditiOn, Apply ]. T. Mclean. Tempe