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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-06-21
YOUNG LADY IN MALE ArT,n,
Miss Katherine Elkins of wo,.
Rides in Masculine eS1 Virginia

:, Miss is katherine Elkins, donnf.
the west Virginia senator t an9 of
to a goodly fortune, is one % of :, heiress
athletic girls who refuse to o oL the few
the passing of their type. FFeeHNino,wledge
OUTSIDE her family circle have Saa persons
an5 o when she was not astrid Seen Miss
ana d, cad IN the most masculine horse
Baf Stir Sine eo Invariably wears OSS slhg
and cutaway coat. She hn n't NJ, black tie
black hair, but she conceaIs Il magnificent
hat, and, it is said, in mis So under her
Elkins takes a positive dnT ,S6tie e. Miss
mistaken for her brother. >''sN' IN being
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-06-21
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No other medicine for woman's ills has orr
such professional endorsement as DR. Pierce.
Favorite Prescription has received, in them.
qualified recommendation of each Of tie
several ingredients by scores Of leading n,edj-
cal men Of all the schools of practice Ts
such an endorsement not worthy of vonr
consideration?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-06-21

A booklet Of ingredients. with numerous
authoritative professional endorsements bv the
leading medical authorities Of this country
will be mailed free to any one sending name
and address with request for same. Address
DR.. r. V. Pierce. Buffalo. N. Y.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-06-21
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The makers Of Dr. Plerce's Favor,to y
scription. for the cure of weak, ncryorS RE
down. over-worked. debilitated, nain0r,d lun,
women. knowing this medicine to no 49,, t@IAed
OF ingredients, every one of which ba0 ~. 1p
strongest possible Endorsement Of tbo suo
and standard authorities of the srru.iS
schools of practice, are perfectly wIIinr o a,
in fact. are only too glad to print &c tbo @,iu
the formula. or list of ingredients of ,rl, w.
it Is composed, IN plain Englisb IN onl,on
bottle-wrapper. 0''iS
~ NJ n n Il,
The formula OF DR.. Pierce's Favorito n.
scription will bear the most critical nxo,,ii io'
ton Of medical experts. for it containa "a
alcohol, narcotics harmful, or habit-forr,,4 Nv
drugs, and no agent enters into It that -
highly recommended by the most advonn ,oS
and leading medical teachers and auth NH
tiles Of their several schools of nrac4,o,
These authorities recommend the ingrodinn,.
OF Dr.. PIeFce'S Favorite Presentation 7o- ~
cure OF exactly the same ailments for W6ic5
this world-famed medicine Is advised
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-06-21
Hatton Spent $791.43.

The expense account of w. II. Hatton,
defeated candidate, was also filed. He
spent $791 .4S. The account is itemiZed
thus:
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-06-21
Services Of ". II. Dick, $GS.
What Congressman Esch Gave Out.

The expense account of Congressman
Esch of La Crosse, who was also a can
didate was filed some time ago. His
expenses were $591.6O.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

Plratic boards Of Spanish doubloons
are not the only buried wealth one may
seek with spade and pick. A wonder.
ful relic Of the past has Just been
brought to light In Peterborough, Eng
land, In the discovery Of a buried for
est. The London Chronicle gives an
account Of the discovery.
At depth of seven feet have been
found a number OF oak-trees which
have been covered for some two thou
sand years Most Of the trees are al
most perfect in condition, and are be.
ing sold to furniture manufacturers
and others.
Altogether about eighty trees have
been raised, and hundreds more are
left In the ground untouched, at a depth
of five or six feet. In nearly all the
trees the roots are found attached.
The wood is extremely hard, and can
be worked only by machinery, as 1t
turns the edge Of an ak.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

and rolling Of a ship is most notice
able. In fact, NAL de mer is very
common on board the IightshIp.
OF all the perlIs that overhang the
Nantucket Shoals lightshlp's crew,
however, the direst is that Of acting
as life savers In case where a vessel
has gone on the shoals or foundered
in the sea within sight. But it's a
peril which these brave seamen never
finch from.
The lives Of these men aboard this
particular lightship are considered by
Uncle Sam to be Of such Importance
that the crew Is not obliged to leave
the vessel, even In order to save life.
but 1t has never happened that these
men have allowed a shipwrecked sailor
or crew to go unaIded.
Without the two great octagonal
copper framed lights, each weighing a
ton, which every night OF the year dur
ing fair weather and storms cast their
beacon-llke rays from the masts of this
lightship for the benefit of the thous-
ands Of vessels sailing outside Nan
tucket Island, this part of the coast
would be avoided as were the Scylla
and Charybdis of old.
As 1t Is, 500 vessels have been
wrecked and lost around Nantucket
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
The Old Maid Aunts,

II you want to be interested, visit a
family where there IS but one baby
and two or three old maid aunts. Sis
ters always love each other in a way
to attract admiration, and an old maid
loves her sisters baby almost as much
as the mother. And away down deep
in her heart an old maid thinks the
baby loves her as much as 1t loves Its
mother II we could have our wish we
would wish to be a baby In a family
where there are two or three old maid
aunts; then we would receive attention.
--Atchison Globe.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
LEAD LONELY LIVES.
MOST DANGEROUS LleHTsHIP
STATION IN THE WORLD.
That Maintained By Uneie Sam oa
Nantucket, Mass. Ia Noted
Hardy sailormea who Constantly
Face Perils In Many Form..

Probably upon no reef guard statioa
In the world have the lives Of brave
and bold men been 50 often hazarded
rs UP on the Nantucket Shoals light
ship which Is located forty miles south
from Nantucket. Mass More than half
a century has elapsed since the govern,
ment first stationed llghtShip at this
dangerous and lonesome spot Until
recently the lightShip was a sail
equipped vessel, but now II Is steam
propelled; yet whether operated by
steam or sail the dangers and hard.
ships Of the men confined on 1t are
one and the same.
Forty miles out at sea. cooped In
the little she'll that. day after day and
month after month. swings and tugs
at its I,o0oNpound anchor lying In Is
fathoms OF water, the life OF the Nan
tucket lightship sailorman is one OF
almost complete isolation from the
first OF November until the opening OF
the spring months During the bit
terest six months of the year there are
no reprieves or shore leave.
Sometimes for two months or more,
during the severest periods OF the win
ter, these dozen men are without COM
munication with the shore save the
messages sent TO them by wireless
telegraphy. Often for days their only
visible companion is the great red
brown buoy swinging in the sea half
a mile from the ship.
Even this object. which is endear-
ed TO the heart Of every man aboard
the lightship. In particularly bad
weather breaks adrift from Its moor.
ings or Is frequently shut out from
sight for weeks by the dense fogs which
drift In over the ocean like pail from
the southwark, and then the melan-
choly OF the loneliness which pervades
these men is not lifted until a close
passing vessel or the infreduent adj.
vent Of the winter sunlight comes 10
chase away the monotony Of their
existence.
But loneliness is only one OF the
hardships Of the men on the Nantucket
shoales lightship. though It is the one
dreaded There are the days when
the fog settles down over the isolated
vessel in a thick, damp cloak. COM
pletely enshrouding the hulk from stem
10 stern-days when only the far OF
sound OF a passing steamers ghostly
whistle or a sailing vessels horn, or
the systematic roar Of the steam fog
horn aboard the lightshlp, is all their
world.
Once for twelve consecutive nights
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

and days the bell which was used
aboard the old ship there was kept
ringing at two-minute intervals with
the result that when the fog had lifted
and the noise ceased, the men were
unable to sleep for the first night on
account Of the unaccustOmed silence.
But there is still another danger be-
sides that Of being run down. When
the winter storms Of the Atlantic sweep
across the shoals, tossing the llghtship
like shuttlecock and burylng her
athwartships, these men aboard. cling.
ing in their hunks between decks or
standing watch through the bitter cold
hours of the night In the lee Of the
oak bulwarks, indlfferently sheltered
from the icy sleet and spray, know
not at what moment the great anchor
chain may part under the lunges of
the rolling vessel and set them adrift
In the inky darkness In a battle for
life.
Twenty-four times the Nantucket
llghtship has parted her chains, usually
IN the heart of the bltterest winter
gales, and been swept to sea. Only
year ago vessel and crew thus adrift
from moorings were given up for lost.
Once during the period Of the old sail
ing lightship's maintenance the vessel
was fourteen days in picking her way
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

Certain lizards are remarkable for
The fragllity OF their tails. although
this weakness Is not always the draw.
back that may be imagined The dla.
mond tailed gecko, for instance. fire.
quently owes Its existence TO the rcadi.
ness with which It's caudal appendagc
can be snapped on, This reptile, which
will perch upon rock head downward
aud tail in the air. is Liable 10 be prryed
upon by hawks. One of these formld-
able birds viii swoop down upon a
lizard and seize what II takes to be the
head. but Is really the tail The brittle
tail snaps or. and the eecko wrigses
away, not much the worse, TO grow an.
other.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
EVERYDAY LIFE OF THE KAISER
He II an Early Riser and III. Meal.
Are simple.

The everyday life OF the German em.
peror is rather severely systenatlzed.
says Wolf Won Schlerbraud in Llppln-
colts. lie plunges into his days work
With cheerful and vigorous alacrity.
lie Is an early riser-in the summer
often at s and In the winter rarely aft.
er I. During the hunting season he
gets up even before those hours. He
regularly braces himself with shower
bath and then he slips into his undrcss
uniform (for, as William |. used TO
say. dressing gowns are not worn By
the Hohenzollerns''D and goes straight
70 breakfast.
His meals. as a rule, are simple rath.
er than otherwise His breakfast Is OF
the English kind" consisting OF coffee
or tea, toast, eggs. bcefsieak or a cut
let Luncheon Is served at ., and he
partakes OF soup, one meat dish with
greens, one roast and several entire
ments, Dinner at O IL Il more elaborate
meal Kaiser and the kaiserln both In.
sist on carefully and who!esomely pre-
pared food, and, although she never
cooks dishes for her husband or family
as has been enormously stated so oft.
en-she does frequently supervise the
preparing Of this or the other special
course. The kaiser ls fond OF baked
meats and pot roasts and likewise OF
fish. oysters, macaroni, rice, force meat
balls and Of what is commonly called
hamburger steak. Usually. unless pres
sure OF business prevents. be plans
with his wife at breakfast the menu OF
the day.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
Cross Purposes.

Marshall Wilder tells Of an elderly
lady In Cohocn, who. besides her deaf.
ness. experienced 'anch trouble with
false teeth. Consequently SHE was
disposed TO regard this world ms n
vale Of tears A nelghbor. passing her
house one day, bcheld the lady sitting
at the window, wearing an expression
OF more than usual gloom, Thinking TO
cheer the unfortunate one, the good.
hearted nclghbor screamed at the top
OF her voice:
Good morning. Mrs. Blank. Fine
weather we're having"
Yes" replied the elderly lady. but
I can't eat with 'cm ylt."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
back to port after having been driven
far to sea.

back TO port after having been driven
far TO sea.
Pots and kettles In the cooks room
are always lashed to the stove and the
walls TO prevent them from flying
about under the stress Of the rolling
ship. Each member OF the crew when
he sits down to the little mess tabl,,
below decks has his coffee cup and his
tin plate securely held In place by
number OF pegs set In the table. Some
times even then the coffee goes flying
into the plumduff or the scouse (made
Of salt horse" potatoes and parsnipsl
and the pork jumps into the molasses.
Because during heavy gales water
washes over decks in a clean sweep.
the portfolios Of the berth deck and
cabins which are below decks are never
opened.
Sometimes the rolling OF the ship is
such as to render seasick even thosa
tried old lightshlp salts, many OF whom
have spent years whaling and grown
accustomed TO the crows nest"
masthead lookout. where the pitching
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
Nrr.paprr Nickname. In Landau.

Judge Rentoufs reference on the
bench to the Times as the "Thundercr"
reminds US how remarkably this nick
name has persisted The Morning Post
Is no longer "JeameS"; the Standard
has not been Mrs Camp" since the de-
cease OF the Morning ileraid-thc Mrs
Harris" To whom Il would allude ~ sn
independent authority Hut the Times
Is still the ''rhundcrer" II owes that
name TO Capt. Edward Sterling. who
Is said 10 have begun a Times article
with the words I'VE thnndered forth
the other day an article on the subject
o: social and political reform. Lon.
don Daily Chronicle.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

The man who entered the smoking car
Of the elevated train at Forty.thIrd street
strode TO the rear end and opened the
doors.
Then he went half way back. sat down
and lighted a cigar.
An Icy gale blew through the car. and
two or three men started for the rear
doors for the purpose Of closing them.
Wait few moments, gentlemen" said
the passenger sitting next TO the new.
romer. This man knew what kind of
cigar be was going TO smoke a great deal
better than We did" Chicago Tribune.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

A hint To those who may thought
icssly at some time or other indulge In
excess In eating. II this indscretion
Is committed. especially In high sea.
soned things with rich sauces. draft
OF cold water acidulatcd with lemon
Juice will take OF the sense OF weight
at the stomach and assist the digestive
process by modcratlng the allmentary
fermentation.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

gravel attack, and had the other usual
symptoms Of kidney tsoube--lassitude,
headache, pain in the hack, urinary
disorders, rheumatic pain, etc. have
box containing II gravel stones that
| passed, but that is not one.quarter of
the whole number. | consider Doan's
Kidney Pills n fine kidney tonic"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster Milburn CO., Buffalo, n. Y.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

THE way 10 get thing done proper
ly." remarked the homegrown philoso.
pher, rs to do II yourself"
That's whore you 10 lame" rcjoin.
ed the man with the absent hair. "Tho
proper way Is TO let your wife do tt
then she can't say I told you ao.'"
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

three years that ! had
kidney trouble | pass-
ed about 2H pounds
OF gravel and sandy
sediment in the urine.
! haven't passed n
stone since usin,
Doan's Kidney Pills,
however, and that was
three years ago, |
used to suffer the most
0guta aVnpv duFipv a
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

ana II Is only the courage and con.
stnncy OF these men aboard the lonely
little mldocean monitor that has kept
the total from mounting up far into
the thousands.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

Chicago Judgc-Wnit minute.
Where Is the court Interpreter?
Attorney-The witness ls an Ameri.
can. your Honor. Why is II necessary
TO have the lntcpreterI
Chicago Judge-Bccause the witness
Is from Boston.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

Jim--Gruet is terribly absent.mind.
ed.
Jack-i should say 50. I've known
him to telephone to his office and ask
IL he was in.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
CURED OF GRAVEL.
Not a Single Stone Has Formed
Since Using Doan's Kidney Pills.

j. d. Daughtrey, music Publisher, Of
Suffolk. Va, says During two or
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10
Spring Medicine

The best is Hoods Sarsaparilla. 1t
is the best because it does the most good.
While it makes the blood pure, fresh
and lively, it tones the stomach to bet
ter digestion, creates an appetite, stimu-
lates the kidneys and liver, gives new
brain, nerve and digestive strength.
An unequaled list of curcs-4o, 366 tes-
timonials in two years proves its merit.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1907-05-10

Sarsatabq-ror tho.e who prefer medicine
IN tablet form, H1sds ssrsapafilla u now pat up
In eheyolAted tatiets called SAraaiAhs. A. we'll a.
IN the usual hquld form, SArsatabs have identl,
ealy .hn same curative prUperssus as the liqnid
omy, thef~ hcnt me- loss hy evaporation hrrak,
Age OF leakage, Sold II druggists oI sent By mail,
&, J. Hpud Go. Lowell Mass.
GUARANTEED under the Food and
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13

that feeling. In the day time you
were able to deceive me and l thought
l must be mistaken. But where is
your glorious hair of which I was so
proud?"
In answer to his question she pull
ed off her cap and a dark wig which
had hidden her beautiful tresses.
"There is something unexplainable
in destiny, dear, something beyond
our understanding. Is it not curious
that out of ali the physicians in this
city DIR. Snow, the lifelong friend of
our family, should have been called
to your bedside?" continued Doris.
''It was he who made it possible
for me to become a nurse after he
knew of our broken engagement.
Yes, your one cry throughout the
fever was for Doris and you never
quieted until DIR. Snow told you he
had sent for me. was on slow,
tedious case, but DIR. Snow sent one
of his finest nurses to relieve me and
insisted that I be excused as your life
depended on my presence. We used
the lemon verbena to arouse you, but
1t seemed best for me to disguise N.Y.
self until you were better. It has
been hard fought race, but thank
God we have won, and the devoted
nurse bent over him with great ten
derness. .-lAayykaud Magazine.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13
TIT FOR TAT.

Young Stevens was on his way
north to spend the weekend with his
parents, and he felt in a particularly
jovial mood.
The train in which he was travel
ing had stopped at a small village.
AS farmer who was sauntering up
and down the platform came opposite
Stevens compartment he was asked
by the youth If he knew that the duke
of Devonshire was on the train.
Immediately the man showed great
interest and said:
"NoI Is her"
IT think he is not" answered Ste
vens. "I only asked If you knew
that he was. +"
The farmer said nothing, but con-
tinued his walk on the platform. As
he came opposite the window again he
remarked that their town had been
experiencing some excitement.
whats the matter?" asked Ste
vens.
1.-The authorities wouldn't let some
folks bury a woman" " replied the far
mer.
"What was the reason for refusing ?"
"She wasn't dead" was the lacon-
ic reply.
And then he strolled away, leaving
young Stevens biting his lip. -/ndge's $
Libvaay.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13
SHE COULDN'T ABIDE Boards.

The late Baroness Burdett Courts,
who, despite her physical ills, was one
of the greatest and most famous phi
lanthropists England has ever known,
was woman of remarkable determi-
nation. Despite all pleas and appeals
she would not permit any one of the
many old men employed in her bank
in the Strand, London-the Coutts
bank, it is called-to wear hair on his
face. The sproutiEg Of beard was
tantamount to dismissal. Every
"clark" had to be clean shaven, and
even the policeman on duty had to
have smooth face. It was quite
hardship for some Of the old fellows
past eighty, whose hands were none
too steady, for not one ofthem would
dream of going to a barber to be
shaved, but the baroness said that as
long as she lived she would not toler-
ate whiskers.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13

KEEP A.GOINl

If you strike thorn or rose,
Keep a-gOin'l
If it halls or IL It SHOWS.
Keep a-goin'I
'Taint no use to sit and whine
When the fish amt on your line,
Bait your hook an keep on tryin'
Keep a-goin'l
When the weather kills your crop.
Keep a-g0in'
When you tumble from the top,
Keep a-g0in'
Sspose you're out of every dime
Gettin' broke amt any crime
Tell the world you're feeling prime
Keep a-goin'l
When it looks like all is up.
Keep a-g0in'
Drain the sweetness from the cup,
Keep a-gOin'l
See the wild birds on the wing
Hear the bells that sweetly ring
When you feel like singing
-FTdak L. Stanton.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13

PARsoN johnson, Of the BlackvilIe
Church, paused after examining the
contributions, and then said "Will
de brother who dropped 6ve-dollar
gold piece in de box by mistake fo' a
suspender button please step forward
and git his money!"
Ten men stepped toward the pulpit.
Looking at them closely, the parson
exclaimed: "I'se sorry-but dar WIZ
no gold piece in de box. Ionly want
ed to find out who putin dem ten sus-
pender-buttons. / will now pray fo'
your souls.
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13
ANNUAL STATEMENT
OF
The Expenses Of Baltimore County
-EoR THE
Fiscal Year Ending May 81, 1907.

Published by order Of tho County Commission
ers OF said county, in pursuance o. 5ectlon !.
OF Article 25 OF the Code of Public General
Laws. which provides that
ssThe County Commissioners shall make out
published in their respective counties, Il there
Sc two A DETAILED, MINUTE AND ACCU-
RATE STATEMENT Of the expenses OF their
item Of expense, and for what and TO whom paid,
and shall also deliver to the Sheriff OF their re-
spective counties as many copies Of sucn StaCe-
county. at least ten days before each general
election. and the SheriH shall within SIX days
after the receipt Of such copies set up one o.
them at the place of holding elections In each
district"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13

willie GREEN, said the teacher,
s'you may define the word memory. !"
Memory, said Willie, is what we
forget with"
The Baltimore County union. [volume] (Towsontown, Md.) 1865-1909, 1907-07-13

THERE are lots of men able to gov
ern women Eyes, and they're all
bachelors"
La Junta tribune., 1907-09-07

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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1907-05-10

i mas aa.- usually rurrs gray tvs
years sooner than q TouEa's.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1907-05-10

TIE green @-g : t5.z@-ga.as tae co;-
--- ---E.