The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-12
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His love Is in no immediate danger f. 1t up with hot rolls for supper.
 The high cost of living isn't both- ering the AVashinston pruneries'
 The good Lord spends more time in Texas during the week days than He does in any other part of the world on Sundays.--Houston Post.
 Maybe He needs to.
 Missonary---T have come to inform you that the Cannibal King says he will eat your wife in a few minutes. solation--i'l bet she'll disagree with him--she always did with me. Now all ye husbands who this spring YonS TsGk nexsr Sown touch nS ssSss sSs thne again
 Can put 1t up once more.
 There are more exagserators in Houston than there are in all or Mont sonery County.
 The first electric car-iine in the United States was operated in Mont gomery when Houston tTexaO was merely
 John F. e. Davidson of Ball Play, Ala, is so hale and hearty at S9 years of age that he labors at some pnys- icai task every day and all dua to this wonderful Alabama climate.
 All the sweet potatoes you can eat; plenty of home grown sorghum. gooo Jersey butter, hog, hominy and hoes cake: no wonder the Alabama farmer exclaims: By hick--that's goin' some!"
 Miss E. Bond of McHenry; Miss. who has been asleep two. weeks. has Ia.t ,.r ~vaf1ht Her breathing is reg ular and her pulse is normai.-News Wonder if the lady talked any dur ing that time.
 A Cincinnati girl who was married the other day got so excited that she kissed everybody in the room. Must have been answering some of The En. ouirer's matrimonial ads for years and had just struck her affinity.
 A boastful Wichita man who told of having killed twenty-seven ducks at one time, is trying to sidestep the game warden now by insisting that the oc- currence was several years in the past.
 In Missouri a Miss Meek and a MT. OBrien were recently married. Be- which would read. "Meek-o'Brien."
 Yes. surburbanites should spend more time cultivating the garden than ac- quaintances.
 A woman can go down town and in a s1o biii look like 30 cents.
 Matrimony is said to be 8 leap in the dark probably because love blind.
 A Mir. and Mrs. Boots of Neosho Falls have obtained a divorce, which has led a faOetious exchange to re-
 Yes, and what an awful lot of kick ing there must have been around the house.
 in the dust to you" he said passion-
 SWell," she returned haughtily. that's what 1t would take all right the dust"
 'where are the friends of other days?
 Thisslife I'd like to end 1t. They're with some other fool" laugh
 With dough who likes to spend it."
 Nashville welcomes her home-com. CTS with Poetry" Shed better be ham-'twould set better on the stoui- ach. The Practical Side. The gold of the autumn" Is pretty to see. But the gold of the mint" Is more welcome to me. The silver of moonlight" As sung by the poet Wouldn't buy you . dinner No-not if I know it. And the mote of the Enock-bird" Is sweet as he sways," But who will endorse 1t For. say--thirty days3 4 +
 with the editor of The Austin Statesman getting famous as a pie.eat. ger and The Houston Post man daily rhapsodizlug on the sdibles of Texas. don't the people out there do anything | but at?"-Montgomery Advertiser. Oh, yes they talk.-Norfolk Land mark,
 Question ia Asked. GuntersVille Democrat Brother John H. Ketchum Of the Southern Democrat; ODeonta. announces | that he has spent twenty-seven years | on the case and tripod. It is en-