The Globe-republican., 1907-06-27

have At our mercy this morning? Papera
teeming with wisdom iare read BY the
wise. funny, foolish papers amuse the
foolish; we do not claim this paper 10 a
classic we call 1t our foolish paper and
we are satisfied you have all come TO the
right place th morning.
"This is onr platform. Politically
speaking we are primarily republican, but
At oil times reserve the right 10 be en-
tirely independent. In the evening we
have socialIstIc tendency, and when It
comes to q matter Of Issue we stand for
prohibition and would not object to ad
vocating democratic principles II there
were enough 10 It. II this platform 10
not broad enough any one may bring
forth few planks and We will make II
amply large. We believe this 10 the best
paper published by the best Normal 10
Kansas, and contains the best jok6s on
the beat teachers and instructors. We
further believe that In order to have .
better Normal next year Catlett 10 in
dispensible.
"Here is what some prominent people
think Of the Reflector:
From the editor Of the GLOBE REPUB.
LBCAN-
"DEAR EDITOR: 1t is with pleasure
that offer this endorsement OF your
paper. Your paper has the Journal
Democrat beat country block, and that
isn't saying much."
From the editor Of the Journal emo-
GRAFT
"DEAR EDITOR: The GLoBE-REpUB-
ILCAN can't hold candle to your publ
cation. You will soon be q rival OF the
Spearville News and the Bucklin Banner.
May you never live to zee the day.
The editorial staff 10 then given and the
paper proper begins from there. Local
news items, sporting Items, poetry,
prose, all have place here and amusing
jokes are written about nearly everyone.
The Normal Reflector is indeed interest.
lag.
A report Of the committee on resolu.
tons was read Immediately after the
paper and was followed by short fare
well addresses by Professors Lyon,
Smith, Miller. Catlett and Woodbury..
Mr.. Bodyfeld then 81 ose and with
short humorous speech presented Supt.
Woodbury. y ith handsome cut glass
water set as q remembrance from the
school. Professor Woodbury. was much
moved and with short talk thanked the
teachers for their thoughtfulness. The
singing Of the ''Jayhawker Song" by the
school closed the exercises and the In.
stitute. The song will be sung again at
the depot this evening as q farewell to
Professors Lyon, Catlett and Smith who
leave this evening for their homes.
1.-THE JAYHAwKER SONG"
"There's an old Jayhawker homestead on
the prairies far away,
And that old Jayhawk's my daddy. am
very proud to say.
There's my dear Jayhawker mother, Just as
sweet as she can be,
And my Jayhawk brother doing chores in.
stead ofme.
Now in fancy can zee Just as natural as
can be,
And my little Jayhawk sister looking down
the road for me.
CHORUS
"0h, Its Just the Kansas way.
Jayhawk, Jayhawk Boom. de-a.
Here's to you, Ford County Normal.
With Jayhawk Boom .de.a.
"There's an old Jayhawker Normal, and
there's ninety Jayhawks there
Jayhawk nine and Jayhawk eleven, and
the spoony Jayhawk pair.
Jayhawk's sitting in the windows, Jay.
hawks standing on the stairs,
Jayhawk's making good with Catlett, Jay
hawks even in the air.
What lot of Jayhawks tho, Jayhawks
come and Jayhawks go,
So the Jayhawks have been coming since
the cowboy days, you know"
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