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The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

rs it all right again between your"
ooh! Yesi He seemed doubtful
when l said l vas sorry for having
misled him into the belief that l re
GREETED having reconsidered my deci
sion not to take back something l hao
said-so l made him apologize
Brooklyn Life.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

Great Britain says she will not plan
any more warships until The Hague
conference passes upon disarmament.
AS just now she is building five battle
ships, cruisers, eight destroyers
and twelve submarines she win feel
responsibility safe when disarmed.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

Physician-The majority of my pa
tents are victims of a peculiar hallu-
cination.
Druggist-Indeed! What is the ma
ture thereof?
Physician-They seem to think l
haven't any earthly use for money
Utica Observer.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Stunq.

Benevolent Gentleman.-Look here,
you asked me for a shilling last week
because your father was in Jail, and
/ find now that YOU father is a regu-
larry employed plumber
Youngster-I know; an he was in
Jail at tn time mendin' a water pipe.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

The monks of ST. Bernard in the
Alps are soon to appear as automobile
lists. They have received permission
to run automobiles between the hos
pieces Of Grand st, Bernard and Sim
pion and Domo d'Ossola and Aosta.
The chauffeurs win be chosen from
the monks themselves. who win wear
cowIs.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
A Cunning Man.

Mrs. Younghusband-Why can't
you stay at home this wet morning
George? Your employer can get along
without you.
George know it, but | don't want
him to find it out.-Royal Magazine.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Economy.

"Ruggles, do you know you al eff
feet a good deal of a saving merely
in the matter of sitting your coal
ashes?"
"You bet | do. I've saved myself
a good deal of time and a lot of nasty
work by not sitting mine"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

1t would be easy enough to please,
a woman if you knew what she want
ed besides a box of chocolates.
A young lady should get all the ice
cream she can before marriage.
Courtesy often calls for the lie.
1t is lot difficult to interest a law
yer in a case of champagne.
Printing the likenesses of the lady
patronesses in the newspapers is al
ways a great incentive to charity.
A man who has a bad reputation
usually lives up to it.
A Chicago editor is trying to start
something by %propounding the ques-
ton: "A limited train leaves Chicago
for Kansas City and runs at an aver
age speed of so miles an hour through
out the trip. simultaneously, a train
starts for Chicago from Kansas City
travelling at the rate Of 40 miles an
hour. When they met, which train
will be farther from Chicago? The
distance between the two cities is 49S
miles When you have arrived at the
correct answer for the above, try this
one IL Wllllam Jones can run a mile
in four minutes, how long will it take
his second cousin on his wife's side
to weed an onion patch S4x96 feet
with a sink hole in the middle three
feet deep and holding Al gallons of
water and a green frog weighing three.
quarters of a pound?
An Alabama cyclone is said to have
blown the town gossip into a 4O-foot
well and kept her there for four hours
without a single chance to malign any.
body. Even cyclones seem to have
their good qualities.
Why is the young mar who proposes
at night like a flower? Because he is
a knight blooming serious"
A friend of mine has named his
baby Upton because the youngster
cannot lift his cup.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

Now we are told that a crazy man
took the money. Going crazy is get
ting to be a terrible habit. Doubtless
the pickpocket when nabbed in the
act by a policeman will soon get wise
enough to demonstrate with the off,
c in this wise; stay your restrain
ing hand, good sir; can't you see that
] am cracz?"
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

Andrew Carnegie, replying to a
question about steel, wrote that hav-
ing retired from it he did not care to
open the subject; that he might have
been a rich man If he hadn't resolved
not tn spend an old age in pursuit Of
steel.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Where the Shoe PInches.

First Magnate-This problem of TAX
ing care of the poor is a hard one.
Second Magnate-Most difficult. It's
easy enough to get money from them,
but it ruins them to give it back
Life.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

She-Would you really die for met
He-No, dear, | would not.
She-There! / thought you wouldn't
and yet you talk of love
He-My dear, my love Is OF the un.
dying sort
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

The Owl-Twins, Ell? Amt you
afraid they'll displease your patrons?
The Stork-Certainly not. Cupid
SAYS he often hears EN- telling each
other that two can live as cheaply
as one.=Puck.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Was Imitation.

Lady Tin diapers shop--And is this
color also genuine?
Assistant-As genuine as the roses
on your cheeks, miss.
Lady-H'm! Show me another 10.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

A Topeka family returned from
church to find that burglars had car
Red off everything but the carpets
ON the floors IL 1t had returned from
any other place they would have got
the carpets. too.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Proaress.

Blacksmiths forge ahead.
Money lenders advance daily.
Real estate men gain ground.
Gamblers get the upper hand.
Tailors press forward.-Judge.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28

Bobby Ito his sailor uncle)-Are you
an old sea dog?
Sailor Uncle-Yes, that's what they
calls me.
Bobby-Well, then, let's hear you
bark.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Remember To-Day That

If you keep your own coun-
sells you won't have to explain
to anyone what you said to
somebody else.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Uncle By's Oallv Love &C.,,

The Andalusian peasant girl sends
a pumpkin pie to the particular swain
she affects. If he eats it. well ana
COED; she is engaged. If not she tries
elsewhere. pie following pie, until sue.
cess is arrived at. How many Ameri
can girls nowadays could hone ever
10 win a husband by this plan of pro
cedure?
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Eddies.

A who cannot buy a compli-
ment with a new hat should be
warned in time. She is growing old.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
The crave levels all rank, but the
tombstone doesn't.

A very polished snake was killed in
Georgia recently. Noting a protuber-
ance in the snake, the slayer cut him
open with the grass hook and brought
to light a bottle of DIR. IS celebrat.
ed shoe polish. One application makes
them like a mirror! For sale by all
druggists! Tell a friendi
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
Peace at Any Price.

Burglar-Your money or your life.
Sleepy Father-Take both, but don't
wake the baby.-Royal Magazine.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
IL.

1t is 1:30Sa. M. They are still seat
ed in the parlor.
Suddenly, from somewhere upstairs,
a gruff voice shouts: Henrietta, if
that fellow waits a little longer you'll
be old enough to accept his proposal"
Royal Magazine.
The silver messenger. (Challis, Idaho) 1890-1912, 1907-05-28
PaternaI ProvOcatlon.

1t is ten p. m. They are seated in
the parlor.
NO." she says, bowling her head.
"Pa says l am too young to become
engaged"
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Dixon Wins in Higher Court


G. w. Chandler, etc, VS.. Robert
Dixon. Appeal from Lawrence Cir
cult Court. Opinion of the court
by Judge Settle, affirming.
Land-Execution, Levy and sale.
Prior Purchaser-Goo Faith-own-
elship.-one VINO has purchased a
tract of land at an execution sale
made by the Sheriff on a judgment
for a de5t, which was not a lien
on the land, and received a deed
from the Sheriff therefor, is not
entitled to hold the land as against
bona flde purchaser thereof who
vas in possession of the levy and
sale under said execution
c. B. Wheeler for appellants;
o'Neal and Carter for appellee.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Rev. Williams at Inez

Rev. o. F. Williams is at Inez.
Martin county, holding protracted
meeting Word received from him
,ust before we go TO press is to the
effect that he will probably not
return 20 Louisa until Monday or
Tuesday OF next week The pas
tor. Rev Hulett, is not physically
able to carry on the meeting.
There will be no preching at the
NJ. E. Church South on Sunday morn
ing but in the evening Rev. L. NJ
Copley will preach there for the
regular monthly union meeting. Ey-
erybody invited.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Or. L. D. Jones left here for Mis-
scuri last Saturday. His first stop
viii be in st. Louis, where he will
attend the Forty-First Annual meet
Ing OF the Alumni Association Of
Washington University, Dental Depart
ment, May 10Th and 2lst. After re-
naming in ST. Louis. a few days
lie will visit friends in Wentzyille,
Mo, and at the same time see after
lis farm, which is 40 miles west
OF that city. Later on he will 90
with a party composed OF Judge Joe
NcGregor, County Judge Of Pulaski
county, VIM. Bradford. the champion
bass fisherman OF Missouri. Mr.. Scott,
a railroad contractor. OF st. Louis,
DR.. B. y. Pippin member of the
Faculty of Washington University,
and others, on a fishing trip down
IL the Ozark Mountains. 100 miles
south OF St. Louis.
Or. Jones expects TO be away un-
I'll about June 18th.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
We Have the New Ones.

White oxfords for hot summer
days or any color you want Col
den Brown or Gun Metal Pumps. Ask
the swell dressed people who shop
in Huntington about Fppst and Gar
reds Big Shoe Store, sO9-3rd avenue,
Huntington, the store that made Hunt
ington famous for High Grade Foot
wear
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Base Ball.

Everything in the line of spauld-
lngs base ball goods is in stock
at Conleys Store. The prices are
tic same here as they are the world
oven on these goods. spaulding
fixes contract to MAINTAIN those
prices. We have balls OF all grades,
bats. mitts, gloves masks ankle sup
ports. &c. Also, lawn tennis goods
OF all kinds Remember the place
conley's Store. Louisa, Ky.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Observation-Disclosures
= PERSONALS. =
GAGsEGassGGsasaGsGGssGsAAs

seymour Dean was in Louisa this
week
Miss rIeloise Thomas has returned
% Cincinnati.
Al Savage, OF Ashland, was in
louisa this week
Miss Maude coyle is visiting her
relatives. the Gaults
W D Pierce has returned from a
bufiness "trip to Cincinnati.
A. 5 conley. Cashier OF the Bank
Of Blaine. was here Monday.
Or. /. b Dean attended the boyd
County Medical meeting last week
GEORGE ". schmauoh. OF Ashland
spent sunday with Louisa friends
Or Grover Meek, OF Huntington.
was in Louisa several days recently
Miss Jane oBrlen has gone to Ilol-
d,n 10 attend a teachers e2amina-
uon
Kiss Jeanuie Adams has returned
from visiting IA Ashland and HINT
lnsiou.
DR. Morgan Baker. OF Central City.
was business visitor in this city
THIS week
Miss Louise Bronaugh. OF Nicho-
lasyille Ky, is guest OF Miss
Leila snyder
William CUMMINGS. OF Charleston.
is spending few days with Lou
isa relatives.
ludee Charles Evans OF Cincln-
matt is in louisa with Lieut. and
Mrs F. $ Bond.
William Swivel, Of Lawrence oun-
u. is me guest OF relatives in Ash
luu1.-lndeicndent
Mr. Fluaa,er OF Moves. Thomas
end Co. Charleston, spent Sunday
with ais family here.
Miss Emma Carey and Harry Well
man spent Sunday with Miss Ada
johnson. ri Whites Greek.
d. wray, from near Charleston,
aas here last week to see lsadorC
CARED The latter is very sick.
Dr. c c. Gray of lronton. Wa.
/ here Tuesday returning from q
professional visit TO Prestonsburg.
Tracey was here last sunday anJ
left the same afternoon for som,
cutIandish place in the wilds OF vir-
ginia.
/ ,:iss Bcalre. professional nurs,
I OF Cincinnauhas been spending rev
oral days with home folks near For
Gay.
c. and O. Solicitor Wallace an,
wife have returned from n visi
to Mr.. and Mrs. ". II. Wadsworth. a
Naysville
Mr. J. Il. Mcclure, of Graham. Va,
has accepted position as principa
Of the High School at Rockhouse. Mia
80 county.
| Mrs. James Barnes, OF owingsville
arrived here last Saturday evening
called. ~ tho SERIOUS illness, OF he
mother, Mrs. Gaule
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Mrs. Victoria Prichard and little
grand daughter, Virginia Hager. are
making an extepied visit TO Mrs
S. s. vinson, at Kellogg.
Mr.. G. Milton Elan, the well-known
instructor was in Louisa last Monday
en- route to Coeburn, Va, where he
expects to spend the summer.
]. c. Homer. a prominent railroad
man from Springfield, o., was the
guest OF his friends MIR. and Mrs.
Adams, of the Brunswick last Sun
day.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Country Hams Wanted.

Country hams are In good demand
aud the Big Sandy Produce Co, OF
Louisa, is now paying 1919 cts. per
pound. Also, ia cents for
sla ghtered hogs. This company
will pay you the highest price for
this and other country products Al
all times.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Something New,

DO you want a nice ORES Shoe
that fits all over just like a Glove,
one that has distinct look and
wears we'll We have gained wide
reputation as store that carries
everything new that's good. The
Big Shoe Store. 9O9-Srd avenue, Hunt
ington. Frost and CARED, the people
who lit your feet
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Two Years.

Peyton Lycan, who stabbed Lind
say Waller a few months ago, has
been sent to the West Virginia pen
itentfary for a term OF two years.
Lycan's home was a mile or 90
from Fort Gay, and Waller lives
not far from Louisa The affray
occurred just across the river from
the mouth of Two Nile
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Eggs For Matching.

Fest laying strains of the follow
ing breeds:
White Wyandotts. large fowls, and
heavy layers in winter. Single
Comb Black Minorcas, direct from
Geo. II. Northup, OF New York, the
Pack Minorca Specialist.
Eggs for Matching, from both
thcsc varieties at medium prices
o. +. Williams, Louisa, Ky
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Notice TO Farmers.

D. J Burchett. Jr., will grind your
,orn for you for one-eighth toll VIII
grind at any time Fair treatment
gu; ranteed. Bring in your corn.
store and mill opposite passenger
depot
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
DenOunces BLUE Eyes,
Buchanan, KY. April 2stl

Buchanan, KY, April Goth.
Editor NEWS
While reading the last issue OF
the NEWS, l CHANGED to read an
article from Zelda, signed Blue
Eyes, which name doesn't suit
the author in the least Liar" all
in capitals, would be the most az
propriate appellation to a person who
so far fogrets himself as to write
such Infamous lies as that article
was composed of.
would advise BLUE Eyes to stay
out of print until she can think OF
something Of a truthful nature TO
write about. Kinner Harmon.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Wall Paper Bargains.

You will find a brand new stock
o. wall paper at the Snyder Hard
ware Companys. Desirable patterns
and new goods, but the prices are
very low. II prices are of inter-
est TO you in buying wall paper DO
not fail to sce our splendid values.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Decoration Day at Buchanan

Decoration Day. the LIST inst, will
be observed at Buchanan Chapel,
zelda, Ky. Graves will be decorat-
ed in the burial grounds there. Ey-
erybody invited TO take part
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
County Treasurer.

will pay all County Claims on
Common fund for the year 1906 down
to and including No. 12s, .and all
claims for the year 1903, regardless
OF number. Robert Dixon,
Treasurer Lawrence County.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Aua Gertrude Herald and pros0ut-
INK Attorney John g chufm q
Losap " Va we're married May
III ne bride O. granddaughter q
Fisher 1os.n 81 Wayne county for
mes s3euit Aul member o, ,he Leg
blaiuro
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Tie latest Spring Hats They re
to 1s found at JusAce in endless
and hewiiderIng variety 10 slle.
Material and Price they viii mc,t the
demands % the most 'auliuus, as
well a. ~ most economical Call
mrly aul make your syIagtioL.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

James Preston, formerly OF Rich
ardson, but now resident OF this
p,sce, has recently sold a farm TO
Rhodes Spencer The price paid
vas $14O0
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Dan Blankenship is now Supervis-
or OF Track on the Big Sandy Di-
vision OF the c. and o. Dan has
been almost everything requiring
track knowledge and skill, and he
viii doubtless give good account
OF himself a Supervisor.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Cuuaer and family have
m Holden to this place
ome residents of lou
in now they are with J,hn
ANA family.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Sidnhauer has rented and
So into tAe house soon TO be
Pr A. NJ. Hughes. Mr.. Stein
a timber man and Will op-
tho Big Sandy.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Try ars q Bloc Ribbon Flour
Bir sandy Milling Company
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

james Fara mc, uIt quite an
unfortunate asil'n, So Prichari
last friay Do SOME manner tide
guide fine Oh ibe p.la driver be-
entWiued around one % hts legs
vi,h the result Hat DIS Limb was
broken BE was 'akeu 20 his
rome uoW nuu.nR
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Ion vilson Do, a haauifui
aul rides hIm Use
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

amWr ha moved iu'o
eomplgted residence on
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Preston. vhe va ,erg
is considerably im
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

toaia ladies' lanrhed To-
raIs rustday
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

lately vacated by Mi
H uow occupied -
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

'l1uiies OF education' ~
practical demonstration inI
week. About fifty young
ers attended the exami
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

! o " Williams and 10 b.
sons 20 luez 10 bold
meeting
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Ggrmaii Mile, Seed o.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

To most stylish. Tho
Prices VIM. b Pierce
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

g BURNS and family have
bis farm. two miles
: ana viii spend the
-n
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

sea and rcei oats. for sale
andy Nlllisg CO
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

o.s1 Mater Works and fran
d the sewer system are
20 the highest bidder
auction, june i'ih.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

il, low cut prices a.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

eaaa,i rooa, at suIiivaa'a
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

: sth waliars IIic. Firc
ec omse naar ayiot
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Gilman has moved from The
vi Addition 10 a house in
LOUISE recently occupied
karA
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

,raa tr,ss.u a, suillvah.s
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

james. tie sixteen months 'll
bsbe oi,Nr and Nrs Edward Feioa-
ter 81 lrontou. died from The eff
,o.ts az "A dose OF carbolic acid at
K o'clock sunday night
Nr Felchtcr went over rom
lron,on vita the baby Sunday morn
mp is spend the day with Mr.
relehter's aunt, Mrs. Coon Waits
A,out $50 In the afternoon
while playing in bed room' the
child climbed to a Sasas'and ana
,ahinr a bottle from among several
.n,nsrs there drank the contents.
intense pain Followed waich 'ne
home folks and physiolon endeayoreo
10 alleviate. but. the. little s0''egsr
died al eight o'clock
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

sarhan q suIllran.a
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24
Sandy News

moAY MAJ a. 1901
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

The already handsome home of R.
4. yiuson Is 10 be further eeau'i-
u Sir vlnson has CLOSED CON
tr,, wish Mathews. the famous Gin
cinnau decorator for The aecof"-
tion Of the Interior OF The house.
II viii require a. least Two weeks 10
,omul,ts the work. Vhie1 sill add
,,..h no the attractiyeness ot he
place.
The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-05-24

Under on au,ndf ruling OF the
Court o. Appeals &c Is h.ceoi for a
Magistrate p accept amy york ON me
counts roads even though De- work
uB8er and ihrogzh Ae road super
yl1r The court hold chat The
contract is with dio county in effect
aud tbai such m..ns a. bad prev
iously b,en ia.d down would open 1e
door Cor graft II thg Fiscal Court
should bg llstUugl