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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
@etrieb iIodt
louisville, ap.. II. 0ldr5.

Ole eritcn paar 5hinOcu oe8
Streifs Der gum 8erbanoe ge5origen
Anaeitellten Der 2ouispille SiraBcn
ba5ngeieaihait 3eitigten 6eute NiDrs
asn Del llnrube un0 @cU1lit6aia.
feiten. Die 4usitlnoiiden uno ibre
5remioe, 0ie pabreHo Der eriten 3Dei
Stun0en. nah0sm bic Gompa8ne
g8aqen ansibidte. iiA rubig 0erbtel-
ten, muroen anHidblig fi:bner uno
i6ca Dor Nliitag Wareu Ueribieoene
9euie DerleBt, zteIne Dur6en ourA
Sic 5helben Ser 8agen gepofiene
oie Magen angebalten uno 6iibrer
uuo Shaiiner ueriagt giele 8eybaf
hiHqen mnr0en porgenommen, aber
Ole 9oli5ei idien oie Gage ni6i ju
beberriheu
I'm I llbr iUurOen ale 9eriufe
aufaegeben Beuie nod ggagen ans.
3uieHoen
g1organ befm Braft6enten.
@ai5ington. . g.. II. g1dri.
Ger Rapgorfer Siaan5ier 5 3ier.
pont Morgan mar 5eute 5lUel Stn'
ben lang nit Dem 8rdiioenten Jlo0le.
celt in aonferen5. IS beibt DAB
MorgaH aili eriuhen gepiner @e'
l9dftsleute BON 9feip 9orf bierbeJ
fam. I'M nit Dem Rrdiioeiiten Die
8eihdiisloge. bauptiddlih in 93ug
auf Die giienbnbneu. 81 beipredleu.
Gin bon Serrn Morgan nnhgeiuhtes
snterDieiD ftir bier Giienbabnprai.
6enten ptrbe bespilist
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
Die GGotte i'm SfiIIeu
S8ean.
g9aihinaton. BE-. 9lldra.

~pulDt4tBtOttf 10 1ytul6.
Eas SSlottenamt mohte belte einen
8lan befannt. ponoh ale amerifa.
niid)en &riegsi6iffe, ole i'm filler
05ean freu5en in elm 8eibtpaoes
oereinigt peroen loIlen. Die Ser.
i6mel3nng iou etlpa Gnoe oieies
0onats IN ardft treten. Ger 9Iear.
9l0uiral 9romnion miro Damn
Der Observation-Disclosures oaer unierer
9riegsidiffe i'm pasifild1en 03ean
|merOen Der 8ear=aon1iral g8. e
Spiirburne miro 9efeMsba6er oes
5ipeiten @eidma0ers mo Der Rear.
Aomiral 5. $. Ganton Ser 8efebls.
6aber oe5 oritten @eihmaOers. @e.
aenipdrti9 FnO uniere ariegsidliffc
inn itillen S5ean IN oas aiiotiiht
uno Oas pa5iiiihe 8eIdpDaoer einae.
tbeilt Die oerihie0enen @rubpen
Der Sd]iffe iollen nit gerinaeu glus.
nabmen an ben 8laBen bleiben, no
iie gegenpdrtig iino. 9as sSIotten.
amt beabiidtigt nid)t, iraenOlDeIdC
bon Sen Sdladltibiffen. oie nun i'm
atIantiiden G3ean iinO, mad Oenl
itillen S5ean 81 ienoen.
lie @intbeiluneoer 59iffe lit tpie
folgt:
l. 8eid)maOer:
]. Giuiiion-8eft girginio, Colo.
rooo. MarpIorO uno genniplbanin.
2. Observation-Disclosures, @albe-
ton uno 3Uei anoere oerieIben alaiie.
2. @eidyUa0er:
8. characterization. WsiIipau-
fee, St. 9ouiS, Chicago.
A. 3iuiiion-albann, gieu Or
leans, Cincinnati, 6aIeigb.
3. @eihipa0er:
5. 8ipiiiou - 3ninbotU, Concord,
SeIena. g9ilmington.
6. 0iDiiion -eI @ano, gaIlno,
Guiros, gilaIobos, 8arogua. gau.
paiiga. Eouap, grcpet.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
Moe llIIn1 "a.
glelp Norf. 13. m21ra

@eltrige geritte aus aaIifornien
meloen. ooB .Soe" llaman, ser i'm
aausen Qanoe als Sportsmann be-
fannt 1T, in elmer 9rioatbeilanitaIt
III Belmont, Cal, iintergebraht 1T.
Ser 1tnmnn IeiOet an 91eroenserriit-
hing uno iein 3uitono iuiro ais fri
tiif be3eidnet. Seiu @rilOer Cole
begob iid geItern aitf Die 3eiie nab
ieineln Arantenbett.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
@roB Gttt&bura
lIhIIn0eluhio. 8o. M l3dl

NVTNVVIFVTW NW, II. IllT5.
GoS Staats Cber9eriht baitatiqte
beItc oas llrtbeil ocS Superlor.@e.
ridltS, 0lrdl 0as Oie Aonioli0irima
bone &ittyburg mO Aaeg0anp GitD
geltaiiat miro.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

NIominaton. 81. IL. aldr3.

9. S. aerrid, elmer Der reid,Iten
Sorner i'm nittleren Sainois unS
beOeutenoer 3iihter lmo 9lusIteaer
BON 9lberOeen glugrs-4inoern, puroe
beltte @oraen foot i'm 9ett geiunOen.
@r mar 60 Sabre alt. @ine 9er,.
frauf1eit mar Oie Sonesuriade. @e.
tern mar er in Champaign, no e.
sum- 9oriisenoen oes Nliifiibtsratbes
scr llniOcriitdt bon sSaiuois eripdbl.
rpiir0e.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
y q I | . G I q I . I u 4.
gsidliia. Nalii., IL. 919rt

Ole llnicn State 9oni BON Gun.
neluen. 3ani, Uur0e non 9iubre.
hern ole Den @eloihrmlt iprcHateu
IN Griimner acIeat Gie alduber
oedteu ibreu 9iiid3ug tnocm lie aui
ibre @erioleer feuertcu. un0 cntfa.
men ouf einem Suuomd8eu Ter ae.
ranbte 9etrag ldBt iid nod tidt ab.
ihdten. GS ueroen @eieaidaiten qe.
biloet ole ole 9iduber abiaugen
ionen.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
glrdte RooiepeIt.
M1Ilin1Inn M ~

N'llQllNIuH. N. WI1t3
9Irdie RooieueItS @ciin0eu iii an.
halieHo 8iiultil Seuie Gloraeu nm
9 ll6r muroe i'm g8eiBeu Nauie ne
iagt. OoB cr cine quite Gaht 6aitc
lmo ,.es ibm ianios aehe
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
gD}o0ri0. 10 NpSr,

0ie ein3igen llnrilben, ole in Spa.
nien iniol9e Der @ablen beridtet
mcroeu. ereigueieH iidj In Barcelona,
mo- ole ieiuoIiheH @arieien lid eint
crbitterte Sdiaht lieferten, bel ser
Elm glnnn get0Otet iuur0e
@eitcrn uuroeu nod mebrere gons
ben in Barcelona geilnoen.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
9orO WereSforD.


-ffftt AfAAfAAAFNNf a AAt s-AAt& 81
Soro GbarleS 9ereSiorO Ser glO
miral Ocy briniheu 2analilotte. iii
bier dRgesommeu nahOem er in
Geral 0ca AahlaB ieineS peritorbe.
nen S'ruOers. GelapaI 9cresforo. ae.
or0uci hattie.
Ger A0niiraI elanbi nod an
Shlodildliiie iroB Scr lnternaiionu,
len abruiiuuaproiettc
~Gie A2cHibeu iin0 NrieocuS.
idlicosridlter aupor0en. iaate er Qc.
tern iH eluam Snierpielu. SW ie.
ben elu mas ole 0rielSnrdHrl itn0.
un0 o0B Sdiladtidiiie billigcr im0.
OILS Sdlabtclf ariea miro ni6t
mcbr 0nrh RarIamcntc mc @otcu.
taien bcitimmi uuO oaS @olf beiradl
tet sic Noiien pon Standardization ais
&rNherlnlSrdten SaS babe i'd
immer geloat im0 id lloube es nod
Sdb 1abe cs Sbrem Solf acioail"
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
@mnbeshanptitaot.
g9afhinaton. 13. @ldra.


Cine ouBerorOentlide Sibung
iuitroe beilte pom @r6iioenten NIT iei.
mem aabinett I'M @eiBen Soitie ab-
gebalteil ieooh lieB iih Hihts iiber
oeren 3med in @rfabring bringen.
@aibington, 13. Midr3.
SIN @eiBeu Souie ipnr0e beite
0ioraen 6efannt eegeben. oaB grhie
sfooieuelt cine quite 9taht bate unO
beItdnOig auf Dem @ege Der @e-
neiung fortihreitet. goh ieinen
0lorgenbeiuh iagte Or. Siren, oaB
penn Sic geiieutug in gIeider @eiie
anoauert, Der 9atient III 8 bis 10
Sogen Oas 9ett perlaiien fam.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
spanien
garcelona. II. W1dri.

~tettNt+~AfAf - |stkiA1
Su Barcelona bcrrl6i iest cine
euiicglidle 9Inait Dor 9om6en. erplo.
iioncn pon Oieicn geiabrIi6en Yin.
geru pahiren tdeli6 @eitern iano
mon cine rieiige 9ombc Dor Dem
4olois Der alorquiie Camilla, Der
eiBcntbumerm Der Spuniidb. Trans.
otl0ntildcn Slompname gieie luur.
&c in eiHnr eon3rnuaaen bon scr
4oii5ei entierut Hno ipoicr am Cage
pml 9rplooircn gebraht 9ie Bonn.
be ir0r iebr iinnreib bergeIteQt ua0
uiiroc cine idlredlicbe @er6eerung
uiigcrid]tet baber lpcnn iie an ibrem
SmOort erplooirt mare.
cine &ombe, oie elm N1ann aeltern
olrd oie StraBen trug erplooirts
pIoBld. Ger Mann luur6e an 0eu
Sdu6cn mo in Seli,1t oerluun0et;
cr beim0ct iid iebt IN Soit.
Cine anoere 9ombe iuur0e bon
aiuoern in Der Gdbe elmer Stride ae
iim0en.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

Si. 0eiersbura. ". W}drl

81 NtletsOutd, Il. Wfdr3.
Die nadite SiBung Oes Qbgeoro.
netenbauies, Die alii morgen ieitge.
iebt mar. murOe auf 0eH Is. Dldr5
OcridobeH. IS miro geiagt. oaB 0ies
oesbulb geihab, neil Oos Somite fir
Won0ate ieine 9lr6eit nod Hidt been.
Oigt bat; aber Der uabre 8run0 flr
oieie SonOlun9 0es ]rdiiOenten 60
lowin iheint Die gepIante 1emou-
itration 5lt leiH. lUelbe Die 0lonardi-
iten fin 0en a. Nidr3. Den Sabres.
taa Der Grmorouna glleran0er's III.
plantcn. Gs ioll Der Blan Der Son.
ierpatiuei gepeien iein al Oieiem
5age ole 2Ibbaltung elmer Seelen.
meiie IN ser Buma 81 beantragen, in
Der Soiinaug, Die 9inte oaOurh an
elmer anti monarhiidJen Ienlonltra.
lion binreiBen 81 fonnen.
gaIta, arin, II. Wlar3.
Ger 6ieiige @aruiioasfonmanOeur
G6erit 9umbaO3e ipuroe leiht Der.
wuuoet uno ieiu 9EoIuOant. ioiuie iein
Stutiher ihwer Derlest. ais aus oem
,Seniter elnes Saules. bel Dem er Dor,
beifiibr. cine gombe mad Dem gSd.
gen Oes Cberiten geuorfen muroe
Der Wlann. Der Die 9ombe mari, bes
eing Damn SelbihnorD, I'M Der 8e.
fongennobme 3a eHtgehen.
es limo bereit5 peri6leoene alitea.
tate aui Sberit DEeibaoF ionic oIi
ieinen 9ruoer. Ben stonlnianSaur 0es
Brett Re5lments in SebaitppsI, &c.
ma6t poEeen
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
Ne00llla GaI.. II. Nldri

gei RItt luonteu hclie "A eriedli.
ltbe slrbeiter III eiHem &oote iiber Oeu
sacramento NIuB iesen. uobei OaS
NabreHa umldIug lno % ser ,Su.
laneu ertranteu Die 9eute iuaren
An8eltellie Der ueueH Gelmar eity
9dbn.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
2nfa m m cnifnf.
y Y y " ~ y + = O'
g}inianStomn. 9lail. 12. Nldr

&iIliamStomn. 9laii II Qldr3
9ci eiucm 3uiauuncniioB gmiiden
eiuem eiiterSuge un0 eIuem 3n6c
pom erprcBmugen auf Der Ittshburg.
Strede Ser Bolton & 9liuIne 6iien.
balm luuroeH bier Elm 9imm leta0tci
unO 0rei berIebt. Ser llnfall crcil,
uete iih nu Ginaaug oeS nieligen
8auairbadnboieS
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
@uIaarien
SoIio. ll lldrl

-"ilNs ~, 4iHt5,
Ger 4renlierminiiter uno Nliniiter
Oes ,Suncrn. 8etfom. muroe 5eute
bier ermoroei
Serr 4eifolU ging nit an6aret
@iniliern i'm goris.Barteu, ais er
pon einem pnbafannten Ulanne an.
QeiaQen mur0e. Der nit einen giepoi.
ser auf i0H ieilgrte. Der Gremiar.
miniiter ipnroe bon 0rei stnaeln qe.
troiien mo iiarb ali Der Steae.
Ger 92iniiier fir Sanoel un0 Gam.
uiri6i6ait @elmooiep. ser in ieiner
9caIeitung mar muroe an 9lrm per
lpun0et
Soiia, II. 0ldr3.
Ter Morou 0es 9remier 9etfoU
tDur0e Derbaitet @r tit ei5 eHtiaiie.
ncr angeitelter Ser 2anomirtbimait.
liden 8anf. 92as Oen Olann 3u Der
9hat beranlabte, 1T niht befannt,
o6er in gapiien areiien alaubt man,
SAB qr oas @erf3eug elmer politiihgn
Qerihuorung 1T. 9ln0ere 2eutg
alauben oa8egen oaB Elm perionliber
gladeoft Dorlieat 0lau beiiirdtef.
0ab oes Qreuiers 400 81 politiibeH
aompIifaiioneu fiibren miro.
8etfolu mar Der 6iibrer Der Stam.
biio.D Bdrtei. gr mar Eremier une
w9iniiter Oes Snneru felt oem 8. go,
oember 1905.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17
geinhRreffe

san Suon &orto &iro. II. Nfa9
Ter r&apaa- Caupier .9liidcr~
nit Spreder Cannon ilno elmer alr.
5abI 3ongreBnit9licoer an @orO ois
noA Dem SiihmlS uiterlueas limo.
nm 0ie arbeit an 2dHol Su inipi3i
ren t0m aeitcra Aben0 non ct Sbo.
mas an
Ncrr Cannon un0 Anocrc ainden
bal0 nod ser gIntdnft an SonO unO
lDobntcn Dem aoBert mif Ger @lo3a
BET.
Ter SHREDDER pur0e balo erfannl
uno onrd EN- Seuerpert gecbrt.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

uno 0as Sbema mar 0ie nit 0iilfe
oeS Stadtes Sout5 Gdrolina iorcirte
einmaH0eruna earopdiiher 9lrbeiter
Ger Sail Steunenbfrq.
GalOlueu. SO0ho, y. @ldr3.
Sn @er9nSuna nit Oem @goieie
aegen Nioner 0aUUoo0 mlO &eiii.
bone. 9eamte Der ..SSeiteru sSeoera
tiou Of Miners Oic ser Sbcilbaber
ibdft an Ser GrnorOlnQ OeS tribe
rem SoIperncnr8 Steunenbcrg ange.
flugt lin0. murOe heute ser 9lnrag
geitellt Sic Anflaae iancn 5ll laiitH.
Ter Hidter 9Soo0 bon &oiie. Ser In
Scm Sale prailSlrte. luicS SEN an.
rag ab Eie S'ertbeiOiacr ser oreI
auaetlaQteu p,aneu Nun. eiucH gu
'traa oui &crIelumg oeS &ro3eileS
nod einem aH0ersu Grtc 5u inter.
breiteu, unO miro 0ericlbc nod nan
reno 0c$ 9SahmiftagS aeilcat luer
sen. Ger StaaiSampalt mirO 0as
9eiuCh Cncrgiif bof0mpien
@iqentbiimlider llnfaIL
gtiagdra sails u g. l. Mars.
Gin mohiider Gl25apitH iiiIr3te
hcute BON elmer ourd @udei9 qebil0e
ten Rlippc anl eiucn gerd02 porbei
iahreHocn SraBeHbobmuagN Ger
@aaeniiibrer mur0e mii ser Stcae
aeto0tet mo 1r. NI. q. 9lcruu ncbit
Satin unO Sohtcr pon Slour Gim.
SOMA. mur0cH pou GisiCbolcn alH
Giiden actrnlfeu uno wlHcn iAtm.
me GuetidunBer 9uh 2 G. SiA0
ian BON &ittsbmrg uu0 ieinc Satin
erljtttn &erletiluaen aber MIR unbe.
0pntpuNp
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-03-17

gSallfeibn, g9is.; socob 2uesnea,
Ct 9agl Ghos. Guesnelln. gten.
0ota; u. 8 Spnd. gsponOotte, gti6.
Gelegaten sur Sovereign 9anpgou.
Uention@ in 9lorfolf. ssG.. Inn Nlai:
80. Campbell, Sort Surou. Did. ;
gsiliam 6. Sowcs, Sonlab, gSi.: Ee.
legat ~at large, s.. gsi0rig. @follnt
Clemens, 9fih.
The Washington times., 1907-12-27
.BULLOCK'S PICTURE
GIVEN PRESIDENT
Photograph of Confederate
War Officer Presented
by WashingtOnian.

And old wartime photograph OF the
late Irving 5. Bullock, navigating officer
of the battleship Alabama during the
civil war. and brother Of President
RoOsevelt's mother. has just been pre-
sented 10 the President by Miss Fannie
Leigh Gait, OF 929 K street northwest.
President Roosevelt before his depart
ure for Virginia yesterday wrote Miss
Gait a personal letter Of acceptance and
appreciation OF the gift, which was Civ
en- him partly IN the nature Of a Christ
mas surprise.
The existence Of the photograph has
been known to but few people, as Il
has for nearly half a century been in
possession Of DR.. Frank L. Gait. Miss
Galt's brother, who was ranking sur
Eeon upon the Alabama during her
cruises. II was during one OF these
cruises that the picture was taken.
ate uniform at the time. DR.. Gait and
Mr.. Bullock were close friends and the
picture was later given TO the former.
Miss Gait as was the Presidents
mother. is a native Of Georgia and when
she suggested that the photograph might
be cherished by the President Dr. Gait
agreed that IL should be rendered him.
The Presidents acceptance followed
and the historic photograph was form
ally delivered.
Officer Bullock was with the Alabama
when she sunk and he and DR.. Gait
swan 20 shore together The final
cruise Of the noted ship is referred 70
by the President in acknowledging the
the picture Of his uncle.
The Washington times., 1907-12-27
UNDERGROUND BALLROOM
IN WELBECK ABBEY

The underground ballroom a. Wei
beck. where their majesties Of Spain
graced tho debut Of the Duke and
Duchess cf Puvtland's only daughter.
has rorU Os the gloomy characteristics
of a cellar, says the LCndOn Chronicle
BY cay as well as by night It is per-
fe-tIy lighted being designed and built
by the old duke as a picture gallery. 1t
is lighted entirely frou above, the fat,
wonderfully decorated roof being pierced
by twenty-seven octagonal skylights,
built up OF prisms and recessed from
view. The light falling thus is softened
by passing through rich crimson silk.
The eighteen exquisite glass chandeliers
which illuminate the room by night
were an object of the mysterious duke s
particular care. Many sets, after being
speedily made. were ruthlessly rejected
before his taste was pleased.
One notable feature n the room is the
marble bust OF the Invisible PRINCE
as his tenants called him-who con-
structed the apartment by the simple
process OF excavadng a quarter of an
acre Of ground, lining the clay banks
with a double wall. wfched with as.
phalt to exclude damp. spanning It with
iron beams weighing over twenty tons
each and resting on arches to form the
roof.
The Washington times., 1907-12-27
Cheer Up!

interviewer with the bright and
glowing red and green and golden
coIors of Christmas and the hOli-
days are now and then to be seen
the somber black standing out bold
" as It signifies passing sorrow.
death, crime, or some other disaster
that embodies all Of them. We are
always prepared for these. Law
does not stop crime nor knowledge
turn aside disaster. Who can by
his voice check sorrow or by lifting
his hand stay death?
But there is one black spot that
the right-minded man always feels
could have been. or should have been,
avoided-the suicide. The self
appointed executioner of himself
has a distorted view of life. There
are those who hold firmly to the
belief that the act of suicide is in
itself proof of insanity, and there
fore they excuse the act. 1t is to be
admitted that many who take their
own lives are insane, but when that
is agreed to we take the act out
from the category of deeds commit
ted in compliance with an exercise
of the Will guided by knowledge and
instigated by purpose It becomes
a meaningless act, and wholly lack
ing in significance.
The lawyer, the doctor, the man
of affairs, the laborer, the poet, the
actor, the mistress of a home and
family-in all the ranks of which
and of many others are to be found
the record of the suicide-cannot
be excused for their crime against
self and family, friends, and man
kind in general on the pitiful plea
of insanity. They knew the right
from the wrong, they carefully
planned the deed, and in most cases
have left clear explanations of their
act, finding the sufficient excuse for
it in monetary loss, disappointment
in some affair of the heart, i'll
health, the sufferings of others dear
to them which they found them
selves unable to relieve, or any OF
the thousand and one things in this
world which tend to bow the mind
and bend the form. But in each
and every case the suicide is con.
fession of cowardice and a prepos,
ferrous assumption of knowledge as
to what the future may contain fo1
them.
To put an end to life when the fu.
ture seems dark is simply to say thai
you are not brave enough to meet
your fate; that you fear the dark;
that you cringe at the tho1ght OF
The Washington times., 1907-12-27
One Train at a Time.

But one train at a time is to be
the rule in the Union Station tun-
mel This will probably prevent ac-
cidcnts, and also prevent anything
like arriving or leaving on time.
Why not do away with the smoke,
which is the alleged reason for the
rule? Let the Baltimore plan of
electric motors for the tunnel be
adopted, and there won't be any
trouble about smoke or obscure
signals or one-train-at-a-time-
delays.
The travelling public seems to
have more than ample ground for
complaint in regard to the new sta
tom In the first place it was
opened for use apparently about a
year before it was ready. The
ticket buyer as well as the train
seeker is left to find things out for
himself in the most nonchalant
fashion. Entrance to the lunch
room from the great windswept
train lobby is closed at IL p. m.
without rhyme or reason or even
notice as far as the traveller is con-
cerned. The station Is reached after
a walk of a quarter of a mile, and
then you have to walk another quar-
ter of a mile to your train, if by
some occult power you manage to
locate the particular gate which
Will let you through.
No fresh-air fiend, seeking on
whom he may turn loose the most
biting draft from the polar regions,
could wish for a better place than
the train lobby. Besides, if you
don't e. d crick in your neck,
pleurisy or pneumonia from this
fresh-air-gone-mad resort, you are
almost certain TO become knock
kneed, hump shouldered, and be af-
fiicted with corns from the lack of
conveniences for sitting down. You
always have to wait a long while
for your train, for IL is always late.
If by any chance a train reaches the
city limits on time they hold it up
at the mouth of the tunnel, and
sharply rebuke the engineer and
conductor for their carelessness.
The Washington times., 1907-12-27

suffering; that you are unwilling to
bear your share of the burdens;
that you would rather lay them
down and let your family or your
friends carry them on to final de-
feat Or victory.
To put an end to life because the
way seems long and hard and
dreary is to say that you know the
cloud has no silver lining; that to-
morrow's sun will not rise with
new light and life and warmth; that
you have pierced the future with
an all-seeing eye, and know; that
you have no faith in friendship or
confidence in love.
No one can calmly consider the
question of whether it is better TO
end the heartaches and the woes
with a bare bodloin without reaching
the conclusion that il is the act of
a coward and a presumptuOus molly
coddle.
Cheer up! Behind the scloud is
the sun still shining. Be a cynic, if
you Will, but let your cynicism find
its proper expression in The humor-
Gus column. Be a misanthrope, but
express it in jingling nonsense
rhymes. Admit that you don't know
it all, and that you are not so i'm
portant that # is going to make
much difference to the world
whether you shuttle of or keep on
fighting. Also try to realize that
the world hates a gutter, but loves
a good fighter, and keep on fighting
with heart for any fate.
The Washington times., 1907-12-27
Cot
List of Gifts:
Wad Too Thin

No longer IS the cry Of pinching pov-
erty confined 10 the haunts Of the low
and humble. 1t re-echoes like q Druid
chant from the high and Impressive
place occupied by the Attorney General
Of the United States, Charles J. Bona
Parte.
Mr.. Bonaparte IS a victim Of the thin
wad, the fat purse, and the slow
money.
Burdened by the ownership Of a town
house IN Baltimore, a magnificent coun-
try estate fifteen miles from that CITY
and much real estate throughout the
territory covered by Maryland. he looks
up from his studies OF how to nab the
criminal rich long enough to tell in
plainuve tones that ne g hard up. ."
No longer does he derive comfort from
regarding the lilies of the field that
neither spin nor SOW. No more can he
follow the biblical injunction to take
no thought of his raiment-
SO buried in his poverty was the At
torney General that he had TO cut down
MS Christmas gift list. He could not
gladden. the hearts Of his friends by
sending them 40-horsepower touring
cars, nor could he make others merry
with tubs Of diamonds. emeralds, and
The
pleasure Of sending to hundreds OF
people large stacks Of autograph edi-
tions of Milton's Paradise Lost"
"Oh, yes he sighed today, IT have
felt decidedly hard up. The money
stringency has resulted IN my not being
able to remember my friends as sub
stantiaIly as l should have liked
Owing to incidents Indirectly con-
nected with the money stringency, I
have lost a good deal Of money"
oh
his hearer the picture of Niobe and
her ever-flOwing tears. the poverty
stricken Attorney General touched the
bell that summoned one Of his many
messengers. gave a few orders to the
direct employ, picked up his silk hat
got into his carriage, and calculated
how long it would take for him to
reach his town home IN Baltimore.
In truth, 1t is a fearful thing to be
QG moor as that