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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
The Bibles Dissertation.

The Bible describes heaven as an
other paradise or Eden; a city OF God
without sin. graves, or griefs; better
country or fatherland; temple filled
with divine presence; an everlast'
ing kingdom; rest for the people OF
God; Gods throne; Gods dwelling
place: house OF many mansions; q
city with gold paved streets. jasper
walls. a sea OF glass, and gates OF
pearl Sunday Magazine.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12

An elegantly dressed lady in hurry
made sign to cab. The driver
came up, but when he heard the ad
dress drove off at a canter, leaving the
lady stupefed with surprise. Asked
by a fellow cabman why he had re-
fused to take her he replied: Why
she wanted to go to house in my
street. and If my wife had seen her
she would have skinned me, she Is
that jealous!"-ll Monde Umoristico.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
The Dread of Riches.

The man of ten dollars week in.
come had Just been rejected Vain
ly he pleaded to have the case re-
opened
No George" said the girl firmly,
81 have read that all millionaires be-
gin on ten dollars week or less,
and | deem myself unworthy to be
the wife of a millionaire. Some poor
fellow with about $20,es0 year
might catch me, though" she added.
thoughtfully.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
t,is Shrewd Judgment.

p An old sea captain was turning over
the leaves of friends album, when,
coming to the photograph of young
lady of whose acquaintance the family
were rather proud he asked what he
thought of her.
"Aweel," was the old salts reply,
III were goin' to max a rare stroke
o. business, I'd buy that girl for what
she's worth, an sell her for what she
thinks she's WORTH"
MISCELLANY NO. 2--2t52-C 80.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
That's III

Cough Yourself into a lit OF spasms and
then wonder why you don't get well.
II. you will only try bottle OF Bal.
lard's Horehound Syrup your cough
will be.a thing OF the past. 1t Is "a
positive cure for coughs, Influenza,
bronchitis and. all pulmonary diseases.
One bottle will convince you-at your
druggist, 25c, SOC and 81. Sold by Ritter
Bros. Drug Co.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
Killed on Weddinu Eve.

well-known doctor In Plaunen,
Germany. who was to have been mar.
ried. was found shot in his bed. with
revolver at his side. The doctor
who was just 80 years old. was one
of the rising rnedical men Of the day
but he had become entangled with
a woman, who had taken solemn
oath that II he married anyone else
but her she would shoot the bride
at the altar.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
Wounded Pride.

Did you have good time In
Europe?"
mot very" answered Mr.. Cumrox
"You see, 1t kind of nettled mother
and the girls to see me of so little con
sequence that could go abroad with
out being suspected Of nursing Q
presidential boom or lodging an In
vestigation." -Washingto Star
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
A Good Word for kits.

The Tailor and Cutter observes.
with its usu"l insight into human ma.
ture: mo one has yet suggested the
utility Of kits. They never bag at
the knees, nor do they ever require
patching at that part. and their by.
gienic properties are proverblal."-
London Globe.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
salt q Luxury.

Salt Is t, greatest luxury known
In Central Africa. In some sections
among the poorer Inhabitants salt Is
never used Even among the better
classes, man who eats salt with his
food Is considered rich individual.
In some tribes where salt Is not so
scarce children are so fond OF 1t that
they may be seen eating It just as
our children would eat pieces OF lump
sugar.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
County Directory.

b. A. HENDRICKS, Chairman of
County Commissioners.
j. c. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
W. H. Darley-Commisisoner
T. ii. Snith-Sherifi.
j. N. Larsen-Clerk.
w. c. Parkinson-Treasurer
Rebecca Eames-Recorder.
Karl c. Schaub-Surveyor.
j. c. Walters-Attorney.
Jos. j. Observation-Disclosures
j. l.. McCarrey-County Super
Mtendent Of Schools.
w. B. Parkinson-County Ply
stefan.
Niels II. Broby-Fruit Tree In.
spector.
Chas. II. Wilson-Fish and
Game Commissioner.
Precinct Justices of the Peace
of Cache County.
Avon.
Justice of Peace.-Geo. w.
Davis.
Constable-William c. Hub
bard.
Justice of Peace--L. +. Roundy
Constable-J. E. Barney.
Charleston.
Justice Of Peace James B.
Jardine.
Constable--Isaiah Thompson.
College.
Justice of Peace--C. r. Jepp-
sen.
Constable-Walter A. Jensen.
Coveville.
Justice of Peace-E. S. Larsen.
Constable-F. r. Titensor.
Greenville.
Justice Of Peace-Niels A.Mad-
sen.
| Constable-Willard Nyman,
Justice of Peace-Albert Kirby
Hyde Park.
Constable-F. o. Woolf.
Hyrum.
Justice of Peace-James L.
Jensen.
Constable-Robert B. McFar.
lane.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
Bread etlIl the STAPLE Food,

In time OF scarcity a r An could sub.
sist upon two pounds OF bread a day
without lack of energy. is the state.
ment made by DR.. Robert Hutchinson,
OF the London Hospital. who supplied
evidence def arding food supply to a
royal commission; also that bread Is
the most important of all the common
foods OF the people
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
Great Mana Humility.

Pope Adr'nu vi. 1522) was the son
OF a barge builder at Utrecht After
occupying the papal chair for the
short space OF two years, he desired
the followir inscription to be placed
on his tomb: Here lies Adrian W..
who esteemed no misfortune which
happened to him In life 80 great as
his being called to govern"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12

There are no complete statistics to
show how many persons die in the
world of snake bites each year The
number, however, has been placed at
10000. In the United States. SO far
as known, the annual fatalities amount
to about so. Florida is generally
looked upon to contribute several OF
these with regularity
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12
A Suspicious Character,

"Jiminee! but Mr.. Good, the candi.
date for county treasurer. is mad at
you," said the foreman of the country
weekly.
What! Why, we gave him great
send-off in this weeks paper
Yes; he says you've ruined him.
You referred to him as a trusted EN-.
ploye.'" - Catholic Standard and
Times
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-01-12

Although little is said nowadays Of
tunnel under the Irish sea, yet II is
not impossible that at some future
date this project, which has been so
much canvassed. will yet assume tang.
lille form.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02
Mhat thr 6nnn
mtfr Rrittga
~ Da. NEWELL DWIGHT HILLS.

OF her free will she crossed the threshold with her husband ne
down her marriage night "Grant O. God grow old
together"
And from that hour criticism her husbands temperament
lion agsinst his n opportunity Others criticize
MS modest salary he himself rebel against his
good wife
Anser gift that good wife brings the
beauty What unity the picture
house Asa sphere what the factory the shop the
band the house the wife, No merchant but
great everything must be in its place. How srupuouy
kept! With what accuracy Nothing
must be sighted overlooked
Every it to her husband to bring economy
house. And by this do not that right expect
to make bread without -four make clothes without
bills without Socrates did that and the result was-Xantippe
is sin for young study French
unless she bake better bread and cake than
her husband hire girl has right expect
how house after she married than her young
learn how business and find place after he
must be master business before he
marry him. and ought to he the absolute
OF house before che Las right Gather
That the law of tho household Blessed the
faculty Them if disaster oyerwhm her house. and
husband holds
the of that honey hive she calls her home
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02
CIR mianunt nj
EARLY MarrtagrH
BY PROF. ROGER coEJI HAr1PsoN.
Belgium.

they mistakes In the place,
rich father bring of the
fathers
Every boy should be taught how to handle
sake but because he time have charge of other
peoples money
question vital still is that Of There tendency
among nowadays unwsc tmdy speaking
matters being their parents
would would evil from which the
now many girls the real of sealed
fault Of their mothers From whom they
their moters Yet the latter often
silent because of of courage to speak plainly
say mote daughters the benefit of WISDOM
they become they will not have to accept TINT serve and
ornamental place which anew assign to them.
Society full Of misery due to the hunders Of parents failing to
sneak out evil great cities from this it
would be contemplate As young to fathers:
pak to your sons the best education father
give in the example Of your own ife.S
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02
xEALrH or THE Empire STATE.

BY the computation Of the census bureau the
wealth Of the state 81 New York comprised in
farms and other real property. factories, railroads.
teicaraphs. canals. machinery, gold and silver,
etc, il t147es.042,207. This II approximately ono
seventh Of the national total Of @107 900 900 600
1t exceeds Italys wealth ~ nearly 1000. 900
and is about equal to the eombre ID national re-
sources Of Spain, Portugal Switzerland and the
Netherlands. 1t ranks New York among the hnsn-
cial CREST powers, with standing jnst below that
OF kustria-Hungary.
per capita division a the states wealth
wanld givs 1900 to every man. woman and child.
an compared with the national average Il 1.3ze.
1t represents the aggregate possessiou OF $4,000
plsin milonaires. 80 Carnegiss or 20 Roeksfsners,
roads in the United States.
To this enormous wealth the state 10 ax5dinS 81
the valuation OF Baltimore. II 10 wonderful
perty one that gives proudcr claim to tbs t1tle
single commonwealth II now contained more tha1
entire nation half century ago and Its annual II
the total value OF our export trade when Grant wa.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02

gives 7sg)
broken three
knee and half dozen spaned ankcs injuries slightly
smaller than last year.
AT the University OF Pennsylvania the number of injuries mark
cy less this than in 1905 when proportion
the hospital list during the greater part of the
Another striking proof that the football far dangerous
than last the decrease the
to players In several intercollegiate games this year there
taken account of injury players
In the hardugt game
called three times to allow player his wind after hard
tackle but there not single player taken injury
The number of deaths attributed directly indirectly football
1905 49, but thus far only eight fatalities reported
1t appears therefore, that the popular dangerous
of football has been met large
tee The has been secured mainly by changes
First the enyard which makes plays poab second
the forward which and third the
penalties for brutality and unnecessary roughnesa
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02


The first gift that a
good wife brings to the
house is the gift of con-
tentment. Her mar
riage means that she has
fully accepted her hus-
bands house, his place,
his income and his posi-
ton. No one made her
leave her fathers house.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02

Let girls marry at IS
and boys at 20 and the
world will be relieved of
some of its gravcst prob
lens. The great trouble
is that men and women
marry too late in life
Let us urge them u
marry earlier.
The time has come for
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02
New York TotDn Talk
lpssssag cssp CaA.ssl \ tks nshs,s6s-Ne T1pas Ssn,
Becoming Pssr Many Ressamaaas- Expert Has Nsss
Prssf ktsn i HsMt Il Bsdlan.

NEW YoRK-EstablIshment having in their
windows the legend. Tipping prohibited" arc
epidemic In East TwentythIrd street. in the short
block from Madison to Fourth avenues. A
restaurant proprietor started the idea and then
a barber shop in the same building. which ia that
of large life insurance company. followed suit.
Another "tons0rial paror' on the ground door OF
a skyscraper opposite. to meet competition. put
up sign: NO tips here" second restaurant
man IL thinking Of putting stop to all gratuties.
and q knight of the razor In Fourth avenue IL
gravely considering joining the procession.
How does It work. exclaimed the pioneer
restaurant man. well. I've been here year and
a half NOW and all nv xaitars have been with mn
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02
eornAMlrE succEEps IL prFYlMo MolsE

Proof xszinst all the din Of strsst and rivss u
txE sound proof shelter desp In, the foundations
Of tho viIlG Of Mr.: and Mrs, Issac L. Rics, IT No.
ITO Riverside dfive The RiCes arc, the success.
full Leaders Of campaign against the, superhuous
whistling Of the craft which ply In the Hudbon
and arc also the pioneers of movement which IL
to bring into being the Society for the suppres-
sion OF Unnecessary Noises.
Mr.. Rice is one. Of the best'known, patrons Of
the game Of chess in the United States and the
inventor OF q gambit which has given him q high
place among the experts who move knights and
bishops over the checkered beard. Chess il .
game which requires quiet and contemplation:
When Mr.. Rice invited his friends to tournaments
he found that the caterwauling. ofs the sirens Of
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02
Uhr Nrm Bnnthall Rules
Arr Eifr 6aufrs
~ GEORGE l. MEYLAkN.
Darsetss Gymnasium ceiunhia csiIsss.

It'll the approaching end Of the first under the
football rules the question is asked all sides: "Has tn
number of injuries % The coaches and medca
attendants Of number of the leading teams in eastern col
legcs unanimous in answering this question the arma
tive At Harvard the number of injuries has been much small
than last year. The report from Amherst says: "Not
man has been injured sufficiently to take him out of the game
except Crook who has bad knee that often goes back hin
when walking Cornell has very small list of accidents
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02
laERo oF ROMANCE REcEIvEs sroRN OF. ELoPEMKMr

There is funny little story OF New Yoek
man who has been put into a book and can't ma
out what book 1t il. few years ago this MAJ.
who Ia prominent in his own particular lire,
eloped with pretty young woman He and his
iancee rode on bicycles one morning up to the
old Sleepy Hollow church. the Washington Irving
church, where they were married. The church
had not been opened for q service for years BE-
FORE and has not been opened since; but the
bridsgroom's, father was an antiquarian who had
made study Of the Irving region. and % this
account the use Of the church was secured The
clippers were accompanied by friend Of the
brideRrooH.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02

disturbing influence He would have had to give playing the
which could be readily utilized sound
8 Neanya
awhile
liz and nun chairs
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02


bicycle
sad residents churcht
knckerbockers
Since then the has
more Of his private aa il evident that he and hs
wife
which their character
hesk = Or where u b discover
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02

ever since and not one Of them dsne give thsm about two dollar
wAsfe tips permitted anybody paes dime or quarter to them
him
hint
objection noutipping
aksr like i'd. being
puSc the innovation
and where the waiter the time hanging sond for tip the Gus
other mans restaurant lust for change and give tip. there myself -
Sixth doubt thae
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1907-03-02

theaetcal district Of its
Z to demolished to make for 12oy mercantile bnldlns
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-09-05
SOME INSURANCE REMARKS

A prominent Kansas insurance man
takes exception to a few recent re-
marks in these columns on the SUBJ
ject of insurance taxation. Those re-
marks were based on a recent state
ment made by the president of an old
line company of high standing, pro-
testing against the special taxation of
insurance companies further than is
necessary for efficient supervision,
arguing that such special taxation
comes out of the pockets of the man
who is trying to lay up something for
the protection of his family. This
argument, the State Journal comedies,
appears sound if assurance can be CIV
en- that the policy holder would get
the benefit of the reduction in taxes.
This proviso, the State Journals
good insurance friend thinks was not
justified by conditions. cit was not
healthy or uplifting" he writes, sit
was pessimistic, lacking of faith In
your fellowman of the future. harm
full in a great many ways. not like
your excellent sermonettes.''
That depends. The same plea
might have been made two years ago,
yet it must be admitted that the in
designations of the old-line companies
in New York justified pessimism and
lack of faith in the outfit that for
merly manipulated those companies.
The companies themselves were alb
solutely sound. but the enormous re-
sources that had been accumulated
by them were shamelessly misused by
those in control of them for specula-
tive purposes and not for the best
good of the policy holders 1t is
doubtful if the two-per-cent tax lev
led on their business by the state of
Kansas made much difference in the
returns to the policy holders.
This charge does not lie against
some very excellent old-line com
panies, whose arrangements have al
ways been honest and honorable. And
1t is doubtless true that the big com
panies that were investigated are also
much better managed now than for
merly. 1t is only a question now
whether all companies are so ably
managed that If their special taxes
were abated the policy holders would
be benefited, or would the saving eff
fected be disseminated in some other
direction. Doubtless the answer
would vary with different companies.
Insurance men generally decry the
agitation OF the last two years be-
cause 1t has tended to weaken the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-09-05
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
[From tho Chicago Nswn1

rFrom the Chicago NewBI1
He knows not the value OF flowers
who never botany.
It isn't necessary to put up an nm
brella when silence reigns.
But few men are able TO retain their
self-conceit after marriage.
It's easy TO get ali che cred!e you
want when you don't want It
Only man with q poor memory
forsets one minute what he says the
next.
The man who is his own worst
enemy Is acquainted with lot OF bar
tenders.
The easiest way to do a thing may
not be the best, but It is the most pop
ulaP.
When the unexpected happens
mans true nature begins 20 show on
the surface.
Anybody oan play a hand organ. but
there q no good and sufficient reason
why anybody bouid.
No matter what you may think. q
yellow streak In O man doesn't add to
the beauty Of his color scheme.
F1reproof writing paper 10 the ie-
test novelty. This makes & eli sbe
more dangerous 70 be Q statesman.
Perhaps the reason q woman is con-
tinually looking In a mirror IL because
she wants to see herself as others see
her.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-09-05

out feeling it materially, except that
there would be fewer new houses and
barns and not so rapid a growth in
population as there has been. The
secret of it Is told in this paragraph
from the Mankato Advocate: "A
short corn crop now does not mean
what it did twenty years ago when
money was scarce. Then there was
no money to buy corn with and II you
borrowed 1t the rate was about per
cent a month. Now money is plenty
at the banks at s per cent interest.
while scores OF farmers accommodate
their neighbors with loans at per
cent A large number of the farm
ers-possibily the majority-have
bank accounts of their own sufficient
to tide them over a short crop year
Without hardships.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-09-05
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

[From the Philadelphia Record.1
The cornet player is fond of blow
ing himself.
A pair of sizzers-two glasses OF
soda water.
1t is even possible to make light OF
a ton of coal.
May the best man win" doesn't
apply to a wedding.
Many a man shoots off his mouth
without hitting the mark
No. Maude, dear; eating tar drops
won't make a baseball player pitch
Being told to go away back and sit
down is one thing a fellow won t
stand for.
When the high flyer does come
down it is generally with the proven
bal dull, sickening thud.
The fellow who sits behind a post IN
the theater complains that he doesn't
have half show.
The man who buys the most expen-
siye LIQUOR may get the best of whisky,
but then whisky may also get the best
of him.
The Soubrette-'I like a play with
a good husky villain in 1T. The Co
median-'I prefer one with good
husky angel back of 1t.
Mr.. Saphedde-"So you think Gig
arctic smoking weakens the intellect
Ell? Why, l have smoked them for
years" Miss Pert-"Yes. I know.
Wigwag-"Why do You poets wear
reasons. If we didn't people wouldn,i
know we were poets, besides which
we seldom have the nrtca OF a nan
cut"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-09-05
ONE OF FATHER,s TASKS,

Bout every fortnight mother says:
guess I'll wash my hair
An father grows uneasy
An shifts round in his chair.
for father knows what's coming soon,
he'll nave to climb the stair
And sit TIL time to go to bed,
JUS tanning mothers hair.
An we can hear him telling ma,
It's dry enough by now"
An ma says: mo, it's soaking wet,
Keep tanning. anyhow"
An fathers arm gets weary,
An at times we hear him swear
1t makes him awful cross when he's
Keep tanning mothers hair.
Ma keeps on combing all the time,
Pa fans at awful pace;
An he gets mad when ma sometimes
Waves wet hair in his face.
An then he kicks and sputters,
But ma seems not to care,
Pa says 1t is her one delight
To make him fan her hair.
Says Pa one day to Ma: IF
Should die before you do,
An go to Heaven, I would still
Be thinking. dear, of you.
An on the day that you arrived
I'd have a palm leaf there;
Because you'd not be happy till
You made me fan your hair.
Detroit Free Press.