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The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-02
parnell,s methods suited Ireland.

Parnens methods suited Ireland. An electric thrill went
through the country. The place-seekers of the Butt regime
were thrown aside and men elected to Parliament who would
stand by Parnell. Coincidently Michael Davitt and a few
others launched the Land League. The country was soon
|ablaze with agitation. The dormant National spirit was re-
kinded everywhere. Britain had to sit up and take notice
and Gladstone's famous Land Bill was the fruit. But Parnell
was not satisfied. He announced that there could be no rest
ing, no hating, until Ireland had restored to her the right to
govern herself. Behind him was a solid body of over eighty
Irish Members of Parliament pledged absolutely to follow his
leadership. 1t was no mere figure of speech to call him the
Z" Uncrowned King of Ireland No legislative body in the
world had ever seen such a compact and thoroughly disciplined
org anizaion.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-02

whats that fellow doing?"
Trying to reform the world"
"And what does the world think OF It.
Dunno. It's too busy laughing At
lanta Constitution.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-02

This is Senator TiHman's profitable sea-
son. He is in great demand at county
fairs. aud his now-familiar turn seems
to retain it's popularity, although it has
long ceased to be exciting and never was
amusing. His wild talk against the ne
groes grows wilder with repetition, and
he ~brandishes his pitchfork with added
violence, but nobody now takes him seri-
ously. and even his bucolic auditors prob
ably regard him only as al entertaining
freak 1t is better so. If we were to
consider Tillman as a sober and RESPONSE
Bile Senator, 1t would be necessary to
speak of him. as a public nuisance.-Phila-
+delphia Ledger.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-02
IN HUMOROUS VEIN.


G~yer-Speaking Of the seasons, summer
is the pride of them all.
Myer-How do you figure that out?
Gyer-It goeth nefore a fall, you KNOW
Chicago News.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-02
STAR READERS

Anonymous communications cannot be
printed. Except on political subjects the
names OF correspondents are not required for
publication. but as a guarantee of good faith.
Ed
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-09-02

You told me You considered Miss
Sweetser your ideal of all that is
lovely"
That was before / had seen her eat
corn on the cob."-Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
How to Clean White Straw Hat.

The following materials are needed
for cleaning white straw hat. says
the Cleveland Plain Dealer: White
soap, quarter of pound oxalic acid.
5 cents worth; hot water, sufficient to
entirely cover the hat. A lather Is
made OF white soap This Is put In q
fiat bottomed utensil large enough to
admit the shape without curling up the
brim. The hat Is scrubbed the way or
the straw until quite clean. rinsed
first In clean water In order TO free It
from the soap and second ia solution
of oxalid acid and boiling water to
bleach 1t. The hat IL then put Ia the
air, but not In the sun, to dry. An
other method, especially good for
Panama, Tuscan and Java as well as
white straws, is to make a solution Of
one and half teaspoonfuls Of am
monia to two quar.s Of boiling water.
Dip the hat in the solution. Sprinkle
sulphur over it. Soap well with nail
brush and scrub the hat, dipping the
brush very frequently Into the wafer.
Rinse in tepid water and dry In the an
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

A tickling cough, from any cause,
is quickly stopped by DIR. Shops
Cough Cure And 1t is so thoroughly
harmless and safe that DR.. Shoop tells
mothers everywhere to give 1t without
hesitation, even to very young babes.
The wholesome green leaves and ten
der stems of lung-healing mountain
GUS shrub, furnish the curative prop
critics to DR.. Shops Cough Cure. IL
Gains the cough, and heals the sore
and sensitive bronchial membranes.
No opium, no chlorOform, nothing
harsh used to injure or suppress. Sim
ply resinous plant extract, that helps
to heal aching lungs. The Spaniards
call this shrub which the doctor uses,
THE Sacred Herb Away demand
DR.. Shops Cough Cure. Sold by all
dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

When the stomach, heart or kid
ney nerves get weak, then these or;
gans always fail Don't drug the stom-
ach, nor stimulate the heart or kid
neys. That is simply a makeshift
Get a prescription known to druggists
everywhere as DR.. Shoop's Restora-
tive. The Restorative is prepared ex-
pressly for those weak inside nerves
Strengthen these nerves, build them
up with DR.. Shops Restorative-tab
let's or liquid-and see how quickly
help will come. Free sample test
sent on request by DR. Shoop, Racine,
Wis. Your health is surely worth this
simple test Sold by all dealers
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
He Complied.

Mr.. Transient Is this all the but
ter you have Mrs. Caterer?
Mrs. Caterer-It is, Mr.. Transcient.
and wish you would try no make
1t go as far as you can.
Mr.. Transient With pleasure. Mrs.
Caterer. "Opens the window and
throws the butter against the back
fence.) There! II 1t hadn't been for
that fence. could have made it so a
little farther yet.
Control Of the insane.
Insane people never act together, de-
clares the superintendent Of a large
asylum for the insane, quoted In the
Medical Times, New York. III one
inmate attacks an attendant. as some
times happens, the Others would look
upon It as no affair Of theirs and SIM
ply watch It out The moment we dis.
cover two or more inmates working to-
gether we would know they were on
the road to recovery 1t is on this ac-
count that there are SO few concerted
mutinies ii Insane asylums, so that the
number Of attendants does not have to
D. large.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
Passed Examination successfully.

James Donahue, New Britain, Conn,
writes. II tried several kidney rem
edies, and was treated by our best
physicians for diabetes, but did not
improve until / took Foley's Kidney
Cure. After the second bottle | show
ed Improvement, and five bottles cured
me completely. have since passed a
rigid examination for life insurance
Foley's Kidney Cure cures backache
and all forms of kidney and bladder
trouble. Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
A Happy DeIusion.

Early In the morning,
Up In Treetop Town.
Flew the little news bird,
Uniformed in brown.
News, news! Good news!" b
cried.
BUY the Morning Leafi
Ali about the shower bathi
Other news In brief!"
Then, oh, such clatter
Up In Treetop Town,
Hear the birds a-chatter:
Do you think well DROWN
SIS 1t new and rnodern?''
is the water cold?''
May we take our chfldren?''
who will be SO bold
As to battle the very flrst?''
Then a silence fell.
Shower baths We're risky things;
That they knew right we'll.
Then they all decided
In a flock &c go
Underneath the pine tree,
And we saw them SO.
All the birds together
In a brave array,
Where the new lawn sprinkler
Tossed Its cooling spray.
One by one they tried 1T.
That brave company
Shook their dusky feathers clean.
Chartered merrily.
Every single birdie thought
That the bath so chill
Was invented just for him,
And they think 50 still
Washington Star
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO.
Their unceasing Work Keeps VI
S4ronn and Healthy.

uCtI SUICdStUA WV AN~SlsS -
Strong and Healthy.
All the blood in the body passc
through the kidneys once every thret
minutes. The kidneys filter the blood.
They work night and day. When
healthy they remove about 500 grains
Of impure matter daily, when UNI
healthy some part of this impure mat
ter is left In the blood. This brings on
many diseases and symptoms pain n
the back, headache. nervousness, hot,
dry skin, rheumatism, govt, gravel,
disorders of the evesight and hearing,
drowsiness, irregular heart. debility.
dropsy, deposits In the urine, etc. Rut
ii YOU keep the filters right YOU will
have no trouble with your kidneys.
Chester Goss, retired painter. Pleas
ant St. Elk Point, s. d., SAYS: MY
first acquaintance with Doan's Kidnss
Pills was made several years ago
while Iii Secar, Ill. At che time mem
toned my kidneys were in such a critl-
cal condition that ! despaired of ever
regaining my health My back vas
so weak that frequently had I'd use
crutches to move about. and al tines
I could not rise from a chair without
assistance My condition was most
miserable. | happened TO read Of re.
markable cure made by Doan's Kidney
pills and | was so impressed that
got two boxes OF the remedy They
soon made me perfectly we'll man.
That was many years ago and have
been speaking a good word Tor DonIa's
Kidney Pills ever since
For sale by all dealers. Price 90
cents. Foster-Milburn Co, Butfalu,
New York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name--Doan sand
take no other
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

The finest coffee substitute ever
made, has recently been produced by
DR.. Shoop, of Racine, Wis. You don't
have to boil it twenty or thirty min
utes. Made in a minute" says the
doctor Health Coffee" is really the
closest coffee imitation ever yet pro-
duced Not grain of real coffee In
made from pure toasted cereals or
grains, with malt, nuts, etc. Really il
would fool an expert-were he to un-
knowingly drink 1T for coffee. Rings
rud Mercantile Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Gentleman or lady To travel for Mer
camille House OF large capital. Terri
tory at home or abroad TO suit. If de
sirable the home may be used ss head
quarters. Weekly salary OF Sl,OG0pe r
year and expenses. Address Joseph A
Alexander, Elk Point, s. OAK
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

First Publication Dec IL, i9o7)
STATE OF sOuTHDAKoTA,
COUNTY OF UNION.
In County Court within and for said County,
In the Matter OF the Estate OF Ole j..
Morterud. deceased
Notice Ii hereby given by the undersigned
Administrative or the estate OF Ole j. MDrterud
deceased, to the creditor Of, and all persons
having claims against the said deceased, Ia
exhibit them with the necessary vouchers
within six months after the first publication OF
this notice, to the said ADMINISTRATIVE, at the
Office OF Ericsson 4 Stickney, in Elk Point, State
Of South Dakota
Dated at Elk Point, s. d., this the 9th day OF
December, 1907.
JOHANNA X. MORTERUD,
Administrative Of the Estate OF Ole j. Mort
erud, deceased.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
Danger in Asking Advice.

When you have cough or cold do
not ask someone what is good for it,
as there is danger in taking some un-
known preparation. Foley's Honey
and Tar cures coughs, colds, and pre-
vents pneumonia. The genuine is in
yellow package Refuse substitutes
Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

You know as well as any one when
you need something to regulate your
system. If your bowels are sluggish,
your food distresses you, your kidneys
pain, take HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea. II always relieves. So cents.
Tea or Tat.ets. Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
How to Have Clear Liahts.

To keep lights bright soak lamp wicks
h vinegar before using them in q
lamp. Wash smoke stained chimneys
In warm water and soap and rub while
wet with vinegar or dry salt. They
can also be cleaned, as may be globes
on gas fixtures, In warm water and
soda and then In warm water and am
monia-
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Trial catarrh treatments are being
mailed out free, on request, by Dr.
Shoop, Racine, Wis. These tests are
proving to the people-without a pen
ny's cost--the great value of this sci
entific prescription known to druggists
eyerywhara as DR.. Shops CatarTh
Remedy, Sold by all dealers.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
Notice to Our Customers.

We are pleased to announce that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles is not affect
ed by the National Pure Food and
Drug law as 1t contains no opiates or
other harmful drugs, and we recon-
mend 1t as safe remedy for children
and adults. Pioneer Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

II suffered hahitually from constipa
ton. DOan's Regulets relieved and
strengthened the bowels, 50 that they
have been regular ever since. A. +.
Davis, grocer, Sulphur Springs, Tex.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Feel lsnguid, weak, run down?
Headache? Stomach ''off ''?-Just a
plain case of lazy liver. Burdock
Blood Bitters tones liver and stomach,
promotes digestion, purifes the booo.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

This is tie season OF decay and
weakened Vitality, good health is hard
TO retain. If YOU retain yours. fortify
your snystem with HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. the surest way. 35c
Tea on Tablets, Pioneer Drug Store
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

When winds Shrek high in fiendish
glee,
And enters winter with his key
PROTECT yourself, from disease be free:
Take HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea.
Pioneer Drug Store.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup, the
new Laxative, stimulates, but does not
irritate. II is the best Laxative. Guar
anteed or your money back. Pioneer
Drug Co.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Soothes itching skin. Heals cuts or
burns without scar. Cures piles, ec--
zema, salt rheum, any itching Doan 5
Ointment. Your druggist sells IL,
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

A London fog absorbs IL per cent Of
the rays from an ordinary gas lamp
and "a per cent OF those from a lamp
with an incandescant manila
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
Women and Children and Talk.

DIR. Marade. French scientist and
inventor of what he calls voice teleg-
raphy." has discovered the reason why
women can talk longer than men. 1t
will be unfair to find fault with wom-
en- for talking hereafter, because we
now know they are built that way,
The doctor says: "A woman can talk
four times as long as a man with the
same expenditure OF energy. 1t lie mere
ly q question OF the amount Of air
which escapes from the lungs during
phonation. and, as worhan's Iarynx
is narrower than a mans and child y
than woman's. II Is evident Why chill
dren can prattle for hours at time
and why women can maintain the ia
tigue OF conversation SO much more
eaSitv than man"
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

When an oyster is fortnight old. 1t
Is not much larger than the head OF n
pin. At the end OF four years growth
It u At for the table.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Friefd-Can't you give me q tip on
stocks Broker--Y Yes, but 10 considera-
ton of our long friendship ! won't
Town and Country.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
How to Measure shrinkase In Cloth.

How to Measure Shrinkage In Cloth.
Ii you wish to find out just how
much piece of wash goods Is going
to shrink and do not want to wash IT
before making up, cut or piece, a
small sample. and, laying 1t upon a
white surface. mark around 1t with
pen or pencil, then, after a thorough
washing with soap. lay 1t In the same
place on the surface marked You will
then have definite knowledge OF the
amount of shrinkage.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Mr.. Jawback biggest idiots al
ways seem to marry the prettiest wo-
men. Mrs. Jawback-Now you're try
ing to fatter me.-Cleveland Leader.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

"Gerty says she's twenty eight. Do
you believe thatY' "Sure do. To my
certain knowledge she was all OF that
ten years ago. Baltimore American
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Little Willie Say, pa, why Is 1t that
poets usually have long hairG Pa
1t costs money to get ones hair cut,
my son
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

A Russian !s not Of age until he u
twenty-six years old. Until that time
at least four-ffths OF his earnings must
90 to his parents.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Locusta are mentioned as one OF the
plagues OF Egypt brought upon tina
land q the pharaohs By Moses ana
Aaron Ia l491 B, g.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

The man who knows nothing outside
OF his own business may have good
income. but he Is mighty uniriseresting.
Chicago Record Herald.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

It Is said to be rather curious cir
cnmstance that some Of the most i'm
portant Inventions have been made by
lunatics.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

The insurance people don't seem a
bit worried over the young man who
feels that he Is destined to set the
world On IRE Exchange.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Teachar-The trunk Is the middle
part Of the body. Freddie-Say, ma am,
you ought 10 go to the circus and see
the acknowledgements Weekly.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12

Cheapest accident insurance-Dr.
Thomas Electric Oil. Stops the pain
and heals the wound. All druggist
sell 1t.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1907-12-12
S in the
World
ARGUMENT OR No ARGUMENT
YOU NEED LIGHT.

Unless YOU have an ed son
Gas system yo', haven't
aood light. There is no
lighting system in The
World that has met With
such wonderful success as
lie Edison Gas system
When YOU buy get the best
investigate The more
YOU do the more certain we
are Of your order. We a :
solutely guarantee Edison
Gas Systems to please you.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-09-19
WILLIS TO Be
Bishop AGAIN
FIJI, TONGA AND OTHER DIS
TRICTS TO BE MADE A BISHOP
RIG OF FIJI.

LONDON, June 21.-For some time
past the state of Anglican church mat
ters in Fiji and Tonga and the East
ern Pacific Islands generally has been
somewhat unsettled, owing to the ac-
QUESTION by America Of full control in
Honolulu and the anomalous position
of Bishop Willis that directly or in
directly resulted.
Legally all the Pacific Islands out
side the ecclesiastical province of New
Zealand are under the pastoral care OF
the Bishop of London.
Last evening az an informal assem-
blage of English and Colonial church
dignitaries, the Bishop of London stat
ed that the question of founding a
Bishopric of Fiji and the Eastern Pa
cific had now been finally decided, the
decision being that such bishopric
shall be formed, the S. p G. under
taking to find the necessary funds.
The matter, as Fiji is a Crown Col
ony, will be arranged by the English
church authorities in this country,
practically by the Bishop of London,
who will probably, at an early date,
nominate the first bishop of the new
era.
1t is not yet settled what relations
shall subsist between the new bishop
rio and the ecclesiastical province Of
New Zealand
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-09-19
.TALLES1 BUILDING
IN The WORLD
NEW YORK TO HAVE A BUSI-
NESS STRUCTURE FORTY-sEVEN
STORIES HIGH.

NEW YORK, Aug. 26.-Piercing the
skyline of New York far above all the
other skyscrapers of the downtown
district, the lofty Singer building, fast
nearing completion, will, within the
coming week, exceed in height the
Washington monument, whose solid
shaft of granite rises 555 feet above
the ground. When the structural steel
workers riveted home the last steel
beam Saturday before ending their
days work the steel frame of thirty
six floors of the building had been
completed.
Eleven more stories remain to be
built and when the towering pile Of
steel and masonry is finished it will be
forty-seven stories high and 612 feet
from the sidewalk on Broadway to the
pinnacle. This giant slIyscraper will
be the highest occupied building in the
world and will overtop all other exist
ing structures except the Eiffel tower
in Paris. When completed time ball
will drop every hour from a pole on
top of the building and at night the
falling hour globe will be Illuminated
by three lights, which will play upon
it constantly
The foundation of this colossal build
ing is set in solid bedrock ninety feet
below the level of the sidewalk. On
the bedrock were built caissons of ce-
ment. A heavy steel body laid over
the caissons. forms the underbody Of
the structure, fourteen floors of which
comprise the main section of the build
ing from which rises the tower up to
forty-seven stories, with its scores Of
Office rooms. The engineers say the
total weight of steel and masonry in
the tower is 1866 tons, while nearly
10000 tons of steel have been used in
the framework Eighteen elevators
will carry the $500 tenants to their
offices.
Fifteen thousand incandescent lights,
lights, sufficient, the engineers say, to
| light a town of $4,000 inhabitants, will
illuminate the rooms and Railways for
late Office workers. Fifteen miles Of
pipe will be required for steam and
water purposes. An immense copper
lantern will form the pinnacle of the
building, from which at night a pow
erful searchlight will flash forth, fur
nishing a beacon to mariners, and will
be visible more than sixty miles at
sea-
The Consolidated stock exchange
took possession today of it's new build
ing on the southeast corner of Broad
and Beaver streets. No formal cere-
monies were held, but there will be a
house warming when the hot season is
over. The site was purchased at a cost
of $4,000, at the rate of $3.50 a
square foot
An innovation in the boardroom is
an electric clock which strikes auto
maticically the opening hour-1O a. m.
1t signals again at 2;15 p. m, the rec
ognized limit of time for the delivery
of stock. and at 3 p. m. it again sounds
the gong, followed by a vibrating bell
which rings for fifteen seconds.
Coincident with the removal the ex-
change will drop the obsolete "and pc
troleum" from its official title and be-
come known as the Consolidated
stock exchange of New York." dealing
! in oil having ceased many years ago.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-09-19
Flowers

Why buy your flowers elsewhere
when you can get it for half rate at
my Nursery? Astors, Daisies, etc.,
8 bushes for 25 cents.
LEN cHoY,
Beretania Street, corner Smith.