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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Red Ewes

Need prompt treatment with Leonardis
Golden Eye Lotion or they'll get blood
shot and sore. Leonardi's is the eye To-
ton that cures inflammation without
pain in one day. Decline to take any
but 'Leonardi's"-it makes strong eyes.
Guaranteed or money refunded. Drug
gists sell it at Is cts. or forwarded pre-
paid on receipt of price by S. B. Leonardo
& Co., Tampa, Fla.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Fresh Fuel.

The scrap between the married cou-
pie had died down to a few listless
mutterings, and the canary bird in the
cage was beginning to think about
singing again, when she remarked, as
sort of afterthought:
Eat any rate, everybody in my fam
fly thinks am very intelligent"
eyes, by the side of them you are"
he replied with a bitter snort.
After this the scrap was renewed
brilliantly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Eraa IL II EsiIs

WILKINsON'S HEADACHE POW.
DERS-A Most Wonderful, Certain and
Harmless Remedy for all forms Headache
and Neuralgia. Guaranteed or money re-
funded. Contains No Morphine, Chloral
or other harmful ingredients. 25 cents per
postage prepaid TaAs no substitute
Quin-Sharpe Drug VicksbuEg, Miss.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Yes, Yes.

ST suppose" said Mrs. Tartleigh,
when you die you expect to meet all
your husbands?"
"You are very rude" retorted Mrs.
Muchwedde. when I die I expect to
go to heaven" -Young's Magazine.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Chance for COLLECTORS.

An oil portrait of J. Pierpont Nor
gan is among the unclaimed duttable
goods in the government stores at
New York. It will be offered at public
sale.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Old RelI still TOLLS curfew.

In the belfry Of the old parish
church at Bury, England, the curfew
that tolled the kne1l of the parting day
300 years ago is still in place, and is
rung every night at sunset.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. It cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
n.nsaro,,s Anywhere.

BAD water and ignorance are said
+o he responsible for the spread OF
tvn1,oid fever in Pittsburg. They are
: dangerous combination.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. Hines
rial bottle and treatise Dr. R. H. Kline,
Id 93l Arch ST.. Philadelphia. Pa.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07

Man does what he can, and bears
what he must, and the name by which
he calls the result is left to each TIC
decide; clever man calls it happi-
nesa.-Goethe.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
Observe the face of the wife to know
the husbands character-Spanish

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces IN
aammation slsys paiR cures wind collie CSC bottle
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
60 q shade Trees.

While shade trees are very desirable
.Iong Sidewalks and roads, unless
e,e are Ecpt wen trimmed they be-
s c.,rs much 81 a nuisance, preventing
e 80 ,oration al rains and helping make
muddy streets. It Is wen TOT :, cl'. zen,
If every town to look after the tTim-
= go If shade trees. and the planting
n 800, frees where they are needed.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07

Only love can keep out bitterness;
love is stronger than the worlds I'M
kindness.-GeOrge Eliot.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07

A life In continual need is half-death.
German.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-09-07
BAD BLOOD }.
TFIETSOURCE oF1ALL-DISEASE

TFIEsOURcE oFnALL-DISEASE
the body dependent the blood for nourhment and
strength When this life stream flowing through the system state Of
purity richness assured of perfect and uninterrupted heahS
the fed deprived
its strength disease collect and the trouble manifested
Pustular the
show that the blood fee diseased result of too
Irritating
the result Of morbid unhealthy matter the blood and Rheumatism
Contagious Blood blood
disorders shat will continue long the
These and find their the blood
Often sluggish condition of the
bodily waste refuse
form and oter acids which taken the blood distributed
another the poisoning blood
microbes OF Malaria into the blood in
sufficient Quantity OF health.
are to inherit bad blood perhaps the Of old
constitutional disease Of ancestors handed down to them and they
constantly troubled with it. Bad blood dis
until this vital fluid
suffer blood
remedy discovered
and all poisons supplies htu properties needs completely
permanently blood diseases Of
- - - every kind. The action of S. S. S.
~ ~ thorough that hereditary taints removed
g. and weak, diseased blood strong and
SI@ Y@ ~WO healthy so that disease It
Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores
PURELY VEGETABLE and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Blood Poison etc. and does not leave the
slightest Of
blood ceansed after
greatest made entirely roots herbs bks absolutely
harmless part Of the system S. S. S. all first class
drug stores Book the blood and medical free all WRITE
yENE SWIFT SPECIFIC Coz ATLANTA GAs
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04

the universal and hearty approval OF
all and also the promise OF the friendly
CO operation OF the prominent news
papers OF the State, and We ask the
help of all. The girls selected should
be assisted in raising the funds neces.
sary for the trip. If they can not get
it among their friends, a way will be
found. We want the best, regardless
OF whether they belong to the rich
families or not. Let US know who
they are, as instructions will be sent
from time TO time. Eliminate contests
and save the heartaches of the defeat.
ed. Select soon, as some districts may
want to send more than their quota
which will be apportioned soon and an
estimate made of the expenses of the
trip.
The city of McMinnville will enter
tain the girls free OF charge during the
months training, just prior to the
starting East.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
Whose Say-sO is Best?

with nearly all medicines put mp for
sale through druggists, one has to take
tile makers Say-so alone as To their cura-
tive value. Of course. such testimony ia
not that of a disintercStrd party and
accor0ingly Is not To De given the same
credit as II written from disintrrcsted
motives. DR.. Pierce's medicines, how
ever, form a single and therefore striking
exception to this rule. Their claims to
the confidence of invalidS does not rest
solely upon their makers say-so or
praise. Their ingredients are matters of
public knowledge, being printed on each
separate bottle wrapper. Thus invalid
confidence. Scores of leading medical
men have written enough to ill volumes
In praise of the curative value Of the
several ingredients entering into these
well-known medicines.
Amongst SlcSc writers we find such med
ical lights as Prof Finley Ellingwood. NJ H..
Of Bennett Medical College. Chicago; Prot
Hale Of the same city: Prof John NJ. ecud
DIR. Grover Coo. OF New York: Dr. Bartho.
low, Of jefferson Medical College. Of Pa.
and scores OF others equally eminent.
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures
the worst cases OF female weakness prolap-
suS.anteversion and retroversion and corrects
trregularttics. cures painful periods. dries up
disagreeable and weakening drains. some
tude Of other diseases peculiar to women
Bear In mind. 1t is not q patent nor even q
secret medicine but the "Favorite Prescrip-
tion" Of regularly educated physician. OF
large experience In the euro of woman's
peculiar ailments. who frankly and confid-
tngly takes his patients into his full con-
fdence by telling them just what his "Pre-
scription is composed Of OF no other medi-
cine put up for woman's special maladies
and sold through druggists can 1t be said
that the maker is not afraid 10 deal thus
frankly. openly and honorably. by letting
every patient using the same know exactly
what she Is taking
Sick women are invited to consult DIR.
Pierce, by lotter, free. All correspond
ence is guarded as sacredly secret and
womanly condolences are protected by
professional privacy. Address DIR. r v.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y.
How to preserve health and beauty IL
told In DIR. Pierce's Common Sense Med
ical Adviser. 1t is free. For a paper
covered copy send DR.. R. v. Pierce, Buff
falo, N. Y, Il one-cent stamps TO cover
mailing OitlU; In cloth binding 81 stamps.
DIR. Pterc3s Pellets cure constipation.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
Novel Little Cafe Drama.

Patrons OF q we'll Sixth ave
nue. cafe of all-night type were treated
to a novel little drama free of charge
the other evening. 1t began when &
well.dressed young fellow on receiving
his check quickly arose and hurried tt
the cashier
GIVE dropped $50 in your place." ht
said. "Let no one out until . search
is made"
Where's your check2" he was asked
"Here it is. had two twenties anG
Q ten."
"Will you pay this $1.6O cbeck%
Il can't till l find my roll"
Waiter, call an officer"
but what for?" asked the victim
"Guff! Will you psy?"'
"I'll pay when find my money.
know had it when l came in"
"Call the cop, waiter"
Two minutes later a bluecoat bus
tied in and the cashier was telling him
that he had deadbeat to be cared fol
when . woman rose to leave. The $50
was found on the floor, where it had
been covered by her skirts.
"Diden't I tell you sol" exclaimed
the outraged patron as he settled with
the cashier. Nice sort of people, you
are I'll sue you for damages as a re-
suit Of this"
The cashier looked tired, but made
no reply. When the indignant custo.
mer had departed somebody remarked
to the cashier: "Then he wasn't q
deadbeat after all?"
"The slickest Sort" was asserted.
"But he lost his money and it was
found"
"Don't you believe it. The woman
was in the game and gave it up when
she saw that he would be arrested
Your Uncle Hiram has been right
here for ten years and knows the
ropes"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
eNNNNNANNN%NNNNNN
2 HINTS FOR THE HOUSEHOLD.
Z Practical suggestions by Experienced
Cooks and housekeepers.

If your coal fire is little low &C
that you cannot see any Fl re don't put
on oil or paper, but get your sugar
bowl and put on two or three spoon.
fuls. If it doesn't blaze you will know
it is out, but if there is any fire the
sugar will ind it.
Sugar should be bought in small
quantities, as it dries and loses flavor
If kept; raisins. currants, and candied
peel will not keep long. Vinegar soon
loses its flavor ii kept. Macaroni will
not keep. and spice, pepper and roast.
ed coffee, too. soon deteriorate.
Hot milk, heated to as high temp
erature as it can be drank, is most
refreshing stimulsnt in cases of cold
or over.fatigue. Its action is very
quick and grateful. The effect of hot
milk is far more beneficial and lssting g
than that of alcohol. It gives real
strength, as we'll as acting as relish.
It is said that the most nauseous
physic may be given to children with
out trouble by previously letting them
take peppermint lozenge, piece of
alum. or q bit of orange.peel. Many
people make the mistake of giving q
sweet afterward to take away the dis.
agreeable taste. It is far better to
destroy 1t in the first instance.
Lemons may often be used IS .
good household medicine. They are
undoubtedly very excellent for bill.
iousness. Lemons, however. should
not be taken in their pure state, as
their acidity will injure the teeth and
the lining of the stomach. The prop.
or way is to take the juice of one
lemon in a cup Of water without sugar.
The best time to take such q dose is
before breakfast or just before retiring.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04

Oregon is the only State in the I'm
ion whose Constitution does not recog
nize the negro as citizen and author
lied to hold property. Of course the
Constitution Of the United States
virtually abrogates that clause, but fol
all that the State OF Oregon has never
consented to amend he. Constitution
to comply with the supreme law OF
the land.
President Roosevelt has lost many
a vote by his advocacy of japanese
citizenship, Oh the Pacific Coast at
least. The people of this Coast will
not hurrah and yell three cheers and
tiger for this proposition of the man
who never was at San Juan Hill. Not
much. Western folks know the Japs
and the "Chink" and will not have
him a citizen without strong protest.
l was in Seattle the other day, and
while in a drinking resort heard a
song about Seattle. sang by q negro
who accompanied himself on his much
beloved banjo. 1t seems everybody is
making money in the Queen City. !
give the chorus:
Prosperity a-iumpin'
JeS' like rubDer-ball,
No mo- clabboard roof
Walk in marble hall.
Diamonds am too common,
Chicken am too plain,
Maxim ~ much money,
Golly! Use in pain"
The congregation OF q church in
Iowa have set shining example in
the matter of building churches, that
could be followed by those in other
States interested in such matters. The
members Of the church decided to
have no debt, and, in order to avoid it,
they agreed to have the estimated cost
appor,ioned among the members ac-
cording TO the amount OF their prop.
erty as shown on the rate OF ASSESSOR 8
books. The money was cheerfully
paid. and in a very short time q beau.
tiful church was erected and opened.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04

GEORGE Bernard Shaw, lecturing iu
Manchester, England, on the "Ten
Commandments" said he had been
thinking them over and found that
instead OF being safe rules of conduct
they were dangerous. Among Others
he took exception to "Thou shall not
kill" and gave it as his opinion that
We don't kill enough people. There
are people in every community" he
said, "who ought to be killed. Every
citizen every few years ought to be
brought before q public board and
asked to justify his existence" Sup.
posing the question were put to him.
self how could he satisfactorily answer.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
Just Do the Very Best.


Just do the very best that in US lies
each day;
Just to CLEAN the sunbeams. and toss
the clouds away;
Just to keep on hoping, though disap-
pointments grow;
Just to let a healing smile follow the
teardrop's flow;
Just to be as loving as we can, and kind
and true,
Cling to the Golden Rule in all that We
may do;
Just to count the blessings with the ills
of life,
And our heaven.helped victories over
pain and strife,
Then, as We journey toward life's setting
sun,
Christ will wait to greet US with the
phrase, well DONE"
-.Ndrg d. Brine.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
SALE OF COUNTY PROPERTY,
A Chance for Bargains in Sale Of Realty by
County for Delinquent Taxes.

finance tor Bargains IN Sale OF Realty BY
County for Delinquent Taxes.
The following described real estate
will be sold by the County Treasurer
at the front door of the Court House
on Saturday, Jan. 5, 1907, sale be.
ginning at 8 o'clock A. NJ:
OLYMPIA PROPERTY.
Application No. 855-
Lots l and 2 of block 81, P. G. Hale's
Subdivision OF C. H. Hale's Addition
minimum price, $50. Size 30x12O feet
each.
Application No. S5S-
Lots 4 and 5, of block 7, Judson's
First Addition; minimum price, $24.
These are acre tracts lying about
one fourth mile north of Fourth street
road and . short distance east of the
South Bay road.
w hf of lots l and 2. 8 Inf OF lot 3
and If Of lots 4 and in block l6,
OF Judson's First Addition; minimum
price. $50.
These lots lie about 20 chains north
of the last lots described.
Lot ], in block "a, Judson's Second
Addition; minimum price, $3.50. Size
5Ox15O feet.
Application No. $50
Lot l. block 20, Olympia Land Com.
pany's Park Addition: minimum
price, $3.50.
Situated corner of Central and D
street. Size 50x1O0 feet.
Application No. $780,
Lot l, block 6, Percivals Addition /;
minimum price, $6250.
Lot 2, block 6, Percival's Addition
minimum price, $3.50.
Lot 3, block 6, Percival's Addition
minimum price, $42.50.
Lot 4, block 6. Percivals Addition
minimum price. $120.
These lots constitute the north half
OF the block which lies south of West
Fourth street, two blocks west of the
bridge, between Mills and Williams
streets. Size of lots 60xl20 feet.
TUMwATER.
Application No. ST.
Lot 6, block 4. Tumwater; mini
mum price, SIS.
East of Main street, between Mill
and Deschutes streets.
Application No. S56-
Lot 10, block 76. OF Rochester; min.
imum price, 81. Size 25xl20 feet.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
OLYMPIA WAS1INGTON FRIDAY MORNING. JAM T. 1907

ward appearance than is generally
imagined, but the most stupid, if he
will use his mentality eighty, can
readily see through the gauze.
II. TOMLINsoN.
SEATTLE, Wash Dec. 90, 1906.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04

"SAY, what's the matter with this
cof1ee?" queried Slopay.
"Same thing that's the matter
with you, 1 suppose" answered the
landlady; "It's . little slow about
settling"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04

DRIFTwOOD
BY LUE r. VERNON
NzZXYYzyN- lN1S

Seal-skin sacque
In the store
Wife looks back
Eyes it DER.
Says to husband,
"Ain't il nice?"
He shuts eyeiids
Like "a vice.
Shakes his head
Sadly, mol"
Grabs her arm
Home they 20.
Drops of water,
One bv one,
Will wear away
The hardest stone.
Ere the falls
Backbone's broke,
Wifey wears
Seal-skin cloak.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
Not 4 Lover Of the Flute,

"Don't you like to wear the wind
whistling through the wood?" asked
the poetical one.
"Well," replied the practical one,
"if I'm out in the forest I do, but if
the wood is made up into q two.dollar
flute, 1 can't say that 1 do"
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04

The wise man thinks not OF what he
has said but says Of what he has
thought.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04

NhDsADS Ahy
DEAR SIR:
Since you are 80 very repelling,
il say that your manners are worse than
your spelling,
Do you think you're Sultan, Kaiser,
fso, you're mistook. You're q bear, so
We asked for a plum, you gave US a
prune-
We asked just word and you whistled
tune.
Since you're willing to talk on all sub.
jects, from rats
To battleships. rattlesnakes, babies and
fats
1t seems a great bore
That it makes you so sore
When folks quote your views on cardinal
hats.
If your feelings so fine about drawing
the line,
I think Ill bring Bellamy home and re-
sign:
Yours, etc., MARIA.
From Washington, immediate delioery:
I sed what / say and I'll say what sed.
My wurds, like my spelling, ar simpul.
Yours, TED.
From Madrid, by Cable:
Am packing up Bellamy' suitcase to-day.
From Warrington. by Wireless:
Dee-lighted. Hooray!
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
THEODORE AND MARIA.
Heart to. Heart Talk That Came to Noueh,

Heart to-. Heart Talk That Came to Noueht.
The quarrel between Mrs. Storer and
the President of the United States which
has been considered of enough import
ance to be brought before Cabinet
meeting and submitted by special mes
sage to Congress, has TINS been para.
phrased by an Eastern paper:
WASHINGTON, Sept. 13.
My DEAR MARIA:
Cert-ainlee!
Ask what you wish refer to me.
VI course you kno culd'ut rob
The roost to give your Hubs a Job.
But shud a vakansy occur
In emmy phase you shud prefer
Like Iceland or Batavia,
Borneo, Guam, Belgravia-
Or wud His Hubbins like to be
Ambassador to Albany?
Ot course this letter, as YOU kno,
Is strictly unoDfshul, SO
You mustn't menShun-not Wurd
or what you've seen and done and hurd
And after al, on seckund thot,
! do not reely think ct
To promise ennythine-in fackt
The course of Presidential tact
Rekwires | cannot do for YOU
What duty duly bids me do.
AdoO TO you,
Adoo. adoo!
Yours. truly true, T.R.
MADRID, Nov. %.
FRIEND THEODORE:
l am glad to find
Like all Great Rulers, you are kind,
Your letter offered so much hope
! ran and showed it to the Pope.
rather felt you wouldn't mind:
You said twas UNOFFICIAL SO
took that liberty, you know.
1t got around, and confess
Twas largely copied by the press
An accident which regret,
Considering its text-and yet
Now, one thing more l must request:
Since Bellamy requires a rest,
Can you arrange for him to get
A corner in your Cabinet?
Or can you fix it in the Fall
To make him Major-General?
This slight request
would suggest
But then do as you think bestl
AdOo, adoo!
Yours truly true,
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
OYSTER BAY, April 1.

OYSTER BAY, April 1.
Who wud hav believed
That I'd be SO greeved and deceived
By the trends whom trusted?
My hart is plum busted
Our friendship can ne'er be retrieved.
Oh, why did you tote
That note that rote
Up the Vatican stairs
10 be stared at by Papists and Trapists
And conned by the priors or friars
Who kno my affairs
And are putting on airs
And calling my Cabinet liars?
Why under the sun
Did you do what you have dones
For the fun you've begun
Will cause CONSERVATION
And light conversation,
Thruout all creation
Clear down to the third and fourth gene.
ration.
The king will be bawling
And emperors squalling
My name; and the queens when they
chance to 90 calling
Will giggle with glee
In referring to me.
mes pulllng red.tape
For a cardinals cape"
They'll think,
As they blink
An unladylike wink,
Your act
lackt
and you OF
to retract,
Re just, as you must,
Or surely will bust,
With the turbulent ocean of mingled
cOmmOtion
Which trubbles my breast, disturbing
my rest,
My mind is made up and for warfare I'm
ready.
Yours hastily, tartly and testify.
TEDDY.
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1907-01-04
ONE MANS OPINION
BUT HE SEEMS ABLE TO GIVE
REASONS.

Will 1t Pay to Tax the Already Ovsrburdened
State for the Alaska.yukon Exposition?-
Spokane Is Said to Object. but as a Retail
iatory measure-why Not Let the Matter
Stand On Its True Merits. If Il Has Any7