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The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-09-20

all over the world. 1t was the only
thing to do. We could see no other
way out of what had become a mis-
cradle situation. 1t was an unhappy
il not painful, realization that we
could no longer live together, and we
parted"
"And have the trip across and your
m%editations made no change In your
attitude? Do you not regret your de-
cision?"
"Not in the least. This week, on
the ship with my child, has only con-
frmed my own and my husbands
Judgments" she replied.
Have you not a woman's qualms OF
remorse-no jealousy?" she was
asked.
"No, not jealousy" she replied, with
somewhat less appearance of assur-
ance; "but. of course, there was I'M
happiness in it all for all of us-for
Miss Kuttner, for Ferdinand and for
myself. But that, too, will all pass
away with time. My philosophy tells
me that"
as it true you are really fond OF
Miss Kuttner?"
Most certainly I am" said Mrs.
Earle. "She is in every way a woman
my husband can be proud of, and one
whom 1 esteem in the very highest
sense She is my husbands own af-
inity-the one woman in all the world
whom he could love truly and as a
woman should be loved. Without Miss
Kuttner my husbands life would have
been unhappy"
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-09-20
Cholera Raging in Russia.

st. Petersburg-Four fresh cases OF
cholera, of which three were fatal,
have been reported from Moscow and
that vicinity. The government Of
vistka is declared to be infected with
the disease. &C.,
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-09-20

Southeastern and southwestern
lines, through the traffic associations,
reduced rates to Memphis
for the waterways convention.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-09-20
WelIman Declares Trio OF.

Trondhjem, Norway-Walter Well
man has arrived at Thomsoe on board
the Frithjof, and announced that his
trip to reach the north pole has been
declared OF for this year.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-09-20

hot that they burned the hands of
the e The coal on fire was flooded
and removed from the bunkers in the
space of a few minutes.
An explosion would have meant GER
tain death to all on board as well as
destruction of the ship.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-09-20

/. Turkish Ambassador Appointed.
Observation-Disclosures All Bey
has been appointed Turkish ambassa-
dor to the United States and Will
shortly Leave here for Washington.
The Montgomery tribune. (Montgomery City, Mo.) 1892-1910, 1907-09-20

New York-A new steam
ship record between a European port
and New York was made by the
Cunard liner, the Lusitania, which ar
rived here Friday.
The Lusitania left Queenstown. the
nearest transatlantic port to New
York, at 1910 p. m. Sunday and ar
rived at the Sandy Hook Lign,ship
at s a. m. Friday, making he time
for the trip five days and "a minutes.
This is 6 hours and 20 minutes bet
ter than the previous Queenstown
New York record of 5 days, Z hours
and % minutes, held by the Lunaria
of the same line.
The steamships log shows the Lusi-
tania's average speed to have been
23.O1 knots an hour. She made 8
knots the first day through a dense
fog, 556 the second, SIS, $40, 593 and
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Wanted a Square Deal.

There was once a sporting parson at Eastington, a place on the English coast which was a favorite landing place for woodcocks at the time of their immigration to England. When the birds arrived, exhausted by their long flight, everybody in the parish. including the parson, at once turned out to join in the sport of knocking them down with sticks. One Sunday the people were in church and the par son in the pulpit when the church door was cautiously opened and a head ap- peared, with beckoning finger. Well, what is it?" asked the parson. Cocks is coomr' Tho parson hurriedly shut up his sermon case. "Shut the door and lock itr' he cried to the clerk. Keep the people in church til I've got my surplice off. Let's all have a fair chance"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
COUNTRY AGREED ON NEED OF NAVY.

The country at large is thoroughly in accord with the president in his ideas on the subject of a great Amer ican navy and by the same token ut terly at variance with the policy of Mir. Bryan in that regard. There may be some sections of the country where the greatness and the exalted posi- tion of America in the worlds Eaf fairs are not appreciated, where it is still the opinion that what was good for our fathers hundred years ago is still sufficient, but those who hold to sHch an anticipated idea are approximately small in numbers. We do not need navy the size of Britain. even if it were possible to build such a navy, but we do need one that will be well in advance of that of any oth- CT power Because of our national policy in depending solely upon eft izen soldiery. who are slow of mobi, ...=s..es .na because of our vasr seq board area. which is little protected, in the test of arms the preliminary advantages would be gained or lost on the ocean It would be madness to leave our Atlantic coast unprotected for any great length of time and it would be the ultra-ultra, of insanity to leave the Pacific coast unprotected for any time. As it is now. adequate protection from one theoretical enc nay is afforded one coast only by the mobilization of our entire fighting strength there. So it is that to ade- quately protect our seaboard our pres ent navy should at lease be doubled, and it goes without saying that the sooner 1t is done the better.
 The fleet that will round the Hora and reach Pacific waters early next year should be permitted to remain in those waters either until it has be come obsolete or made history. Tn the meantime congress should adopt recommendations made and begin the creation of a new and greater navy for the eastern coast
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
THE NEXT STATE.
Golfers weekly)

After nearly sixty years of more or less patient waiting. New Mexico at last finds statehood in sight. On his trip down the Mississippi President Roosevelt committed himself to the admission of the territory. Inviting the governors of Oklahoma and of New Mexico to board his boat, he said: T want the governor of the territory that has become state and the governor of the territory that is to become state to ride with me"
 Only Arizona and New Mexico are still left outside of the union of states Neither of those has yet had such a boom as to force its claims upon con gress. In 1876 New Mexico had 91,- STA inhabitants, which was more than Colorado, Dakota (then united), Ida ho, Montana, Nevada, Oregon, Utah, Washington or Wyoming had at that time. In 1900 the population of New Mexico was 1S5,310. and Colorado, the Dakotas, Montana. Oregon, Utah and Washington had passed her in the in- tervaI. But even now New Mexico is more populous than Delaware. Idaho, Nevada or Wyoming. She would have been admitted long ago if her people had been Americanized more prompt ly- When she comes in Arizona will be the only territory in the main body of the United States, and it will not be possible much longer to resist the demand for final cleanup of the ter ritorial system.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
lpouglas International,Americanl

tDbuSldS lAdEAl
 Every town in the southwest has some sort of an active commercial organization. All? Yes, except Doug las-nothing doing here. There's too much-too much-well, what is the trouble, anyway? If the papers of Douglas and other Arizona cities an- nounce that MT. Big Bug is coming to the territory immediately the little sage brush towns get into print in those same Douglas papers with the announcement that the Sage Brush board of trade or chamber of com merce has invited NIT. Big Bug to wis 1t the town. A week or so later the same papers will carry the news that Mir. Big Bug has either declined or accepted the invitation kindly extend eG by Sage Brush. Isn't that an ob- ject lesson? If a commercial organi- zation is good for the little town why is it not all the better for the little city? And wouldn't 1t help out considerably cn those predictions of twenty and twenty-five thousand peo- pie for Douglas in f91o and 1915?
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
FAIRLY WARNED.
The Little Sisters Advice to tho
 Prospective Bride.

Fhe Little Sisters Advice to tht
 Prospective Bride.
 It was big sisters wedding day, and mother was in the kitchen helping the cook. Little sister was there, too, and added frayed nerves to the excitement by demanding to know every other minute what q marriage was.
 Finally mother became exasperated
 If you speak again." she said, 'I'n show you what marriage is,'' and lit tie sister sat down very meekly.
 But little sister had caught the ex- citement and could not keep quiet Just as mother and the cook were busi- est she asked her question again. For a full minute the kitchen resounded with walls. and then mother placed lit- tie sister on the chair again
 NOW" she said, you know what marriage is.''
 That night the clergyman stood un- der the marriage bell in the parlor. Into the room came big sister on the arm of her father. Halfway up the stairs little sister watched her through the door and cried softly. Finally she could stand 1t no longer.
 Just as the ceremony was about to begin a form came flying down the stairs and little sister burst into the room.
 'Ob, Milly, Mflly," she cried convul- sively, don't you get married or you'll get an awful spanking York Press
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
TOUCHING FRIENDSHIP
 OF AGED PR0SPECTORS

Recently two old men were seen on the outgoing Tombstone train bound for the Agua Caliente springs
 Around the two passengers, says the Yuma Examiner, is encireied a bit of interesting history and romance that is stranger than fiction and fur nishes an example of genuine rugged friendship that shines resplendent above the everyday. commonplace struggle and grind Of commercial world, which too often begets a self ishness that gives little heed to the cares of less fortunate brother.
 For eight years Joseph Sheehan had been in the Cochise county hos pital. sufferer from rheumatism, and during all the years has borne his excr1tiating suffering with fortified and remarkable endurance. He is an interesting parsonage, and many good stories of exciting eaTly-day Arizona experiences are told by his fellow in mates. for Sheehan was a typical prospector upon whom the Goddess Of Fortune had smiled, and likewise he experienced the bitter vicissitudes Of frontier life. being obliged to accept the Inequalities of a public institu- ton that cares for the trail blazers % i- s..c.s-.s.-----..y D. W. O'Connell arrived
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Good Reascn to Hurry.

The trials of musical aecompanist are many, if we may credit all the stories told of them. A young pro fessionai recently played accompani- ments for the performers at private entertainment for a fashionable char ity lasting for nearly two hours.
 Here. you see, have no chance to take breath for ten bars" said the amateur flute player, indicating to the accompanist a passage in his opening solo. ''There are a number of such places in my solos, and if you'll hurry the time whenever you come to them 1t will be . relief to my wife, for all my family are subject to apopEexy and I've already had one slight attack"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Cleaning the Typswritsr.

The most important thing in clean ing a typewriter is to get the dust and grit out of the machine-not farther into it, as is too often the case. At least twice a year every typewriter should be thoroughly cleaned with gas oline, and then the machine should be left alone until all the gasoline has evaporated. Then all points of fric- ton should be oiled and the ribbon. which was, of course. removed at the start. replaced. Simply as business proposition 1t pays to keep typewrit CTS covered wheL not in use.-Circle.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

in Tombstone and by chance met sheehan at the hospital. !. was re union of two prospecting partners who had lost each other for ye1rs. each thinking the other dead. O'Con- neil has just sold group of mines in Pinal county for S40,000 cash.
 The result is briefly told. Sheehan vast taken from the hospital and car
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Humor mo Philosophy
 By DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.


 Everybody likes to be correct. but no one likes correction.
 People may say what they like. and they generally do.
 Egotistlcal people aren't bothered D! any dfseeaeertng sense of proportion. There Is no great labor without some one sitting up aloft and taking an un, mcrited rake-of.
 The mob that hings the stones mases the strongest argument.
 Spiritual minded people are those that usually have some one to provide them with the carnal things.
 Some of the eternal truths can't be explained principally because they aren't so.
 Some people enjoy making mistakes when they don't have to pay for them
 Buck up. There's always one more fight left in you.
 The people who claim that they have TO beliefs are mostly those who have the most distorted ones.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19


 George Msuk. formerly boss of the Mariccpa county republicans, has moved his residence to Globe. It is believed thst Mank will try to fix the republican delegation from GiIa coun- ty next year so that none of his old Phoenix political enemies will be able to get any comfort from that quarter Of the territory Mauk is political alugzer and there was more than one political sorebead around Phoenix last year as result of what became known as the Msuk-creighton com bine.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
THE OUTPUT OF HuMoR.

physiognomy of humorists. for tradi- ton has long established that joke makers have sad and sorry counte- nance. interest in The Bookmaker's article on the funny man in literature, in the opinion of the Chicago Tribune, must be confined to the confession of the humorists themselves as 10 their output One writer modestly admits that he has perpetrated 12,000 merry quips. Another claims that he has put forth DO less than 75,000 jokes, good, bad and indifferent; and a third is of opinion that moderate estimate for his output would be full 100000.
 A humorist. not troubled by insom- mia, contends that fair days work for him would be 100 jokes, while a less fertile jester confesses to no more than fifty. As to the compen- sation of these humorous coruscations there is wide difference of view While one writer boasts that he has received $10 for single sparklet. oth- CTS believe that s2 could be consid- cred good pay, and for joke of ordi- nary dimensions and average intelli. gence 25 cents would be gratefully re ceived-
 All of which is extremely diverting if not luminously instructive, says the Tribune. A few months ago phiio- sopher, writing of the expansion of the jest, made the blunt statement that all the so-called jokes spring from not more than dozen roots; that, in other words, there are not more than twelve original jokes, and from these twelve have sprung the multitudinous pleasantries which have contributed So genially to the gayety of nations. This point seems to have been neglected by the contributors to The Bookman. Evidently the merry fellow who has dashed of 100000 epi- alrams- 11iftiaisns- and fnnnx stories would be reluctant to admit admit that that 90, 98S of them are variants and that he has merely repeated the pleasantries lat were current in the Rameside period or were the means of relieving the tedium in the ark during the pre- yailing deluge.
 Another point to be considered is the exast status of a joke Is hum orist justified in pronouncing ar ema- nation from his pen or typewriter a joke because he chooses so to regard l. If he happens to be his own editor and publisher can he arrogate this to himself2 If joke is something said CT done for the sake of exciting laugh ter. then a joker requires no spe- oiai qualifications, but if joke is a witty remark or act. who is wholly privileged to say that he has written 100 jokes in single day2
 Possibly we do not take our profes- s:onal tokers seriously enough. We do not remember that the jest that nay or may not delight and enthrall us is the earnest production of a business man with whom joking is an arduous and solemn profession. The man who admits that he has acquired house and lot on an output of 25.- o0o jokes has claims to recognition as an earnest and industrious citizen One Is not surprised when he treats his occupation as one of patient and laud- able endeavor and speaks of it with pride and sentimental feeling. It is wen to forget the theory of the twelve original jokes and give him due credit for the ingenious mind which enables him to develop SO abundant garden from such small beginnings.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

ried to the hot springs for treatment with the hope that the waters will ef- feet cure if money and care can ac- complish it. The patient of eighty years was outfitted with clothes and liberal supply of gold and the two partners of years agone are happy in the thought of each others friend, ship.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Naeation's Finish.

dCdIaoF v tIllSH. Aiack! IL is back
 To the books, Away From the spray Of the brooks. Vacation Is OCT; We turn to-the lore With troubled
 And omiEOus looks. Yes. children dear, I greatly fear The timG is near For you to hear In accents clear The words of cheer That call you back to study. In other words. The grand Conspiracy To fill you full Of useful information, Whether you will Or no. Is about 10 be pulled on. Cheer up. children, Don't get sore. @ Others have been E. There before. SsHsS Since ;he schoolroom Was invented s93s@2st Not year have aSS They relented. sS Even though a
 Shack was rented So it cannot
 Be prevented. You may as well Look cheerful And take your medicine, For You ere in a hostile camE. Get your books and Mcsey.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

Whatever may be the outcome of the Tucson baseball tournament as far as distribution of prizes goes it is hoped there will be no disgracefui or unfortunate incidents of any kind to mar the genuine sportszaanship which such an event should carry with it.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

Notwithstanding some of the big To- calls Of the striking telegraphers de clare the strike is not lost 1t looks very much as if the deposed presi- dent, Samuel Small. knew what he was talking about, this notwithstand- ing what may be thought of the mer- its of the strike.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

It's getting about time for one of the heavy frosts that usually come earlier than the oldest citizen can re member On the 18th a year ago a heavy frost prevailed over this sec tion.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Eyes Too Good.

Why are you wearing smoked glasses? ?"
 ''I need them. l tell you. Why. yes .terday didn't haze them on and recognized my tailor right on the pub lie street"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

A wireless telephone has been in vented. Can it be that this is another blow at the independence of the "hel- 10" girl?
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

Many eyes all the world over are turned to Vienna where Francis Jo- seph, whose life has been a succession of sorrows. has been near to death for several days.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
k Temptina chane..

Jones-That young man who plays the cornet is Hi. 9=ecn-Do you think he will recover1 Jones-I am afraid not The doctef who is attending him lives next door-Eondou Tit-Bits.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Hardly Practical.

AAN AAAAAA hs9 AAN knows all about farming"
 "I presume be was raised on q farm"
 "NO, he wasn't He has seen them through the car window. That is all. Say, that man can't r Q m e m b e r whether a COW gives milk or lays eggs"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Both Better Of.

Don't grieve. your husband is bel fer off"
 ''So am l." responded the young wid- ow; he carried So5.o0O life insurance" Houston Pest.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
NOTICE.

reward of $500 win bs paid for attenuation leading to the arrest and soaxiction of the parties stealing The ssyiew from subscribers.
 THE BISBEE DAILY REVIEW.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

The removal of the western division headquarters to Douglas was not g spread eagle event in any sense of the word but it is one of those little ssraws that show the wind Of success and supremacy blowing in this direc- tiou.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
unresponsive.

Her eyes were soft as swift gazelle's
 And brown as beechnuts are; They brought me right beneath her spells Chained captive to her car. I tried to wake her silvery voice
 To converse light and free. But oh the maiden of my choice
 Just chewed her gum at me.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

County of Cochise, ss.
 1, N. A. Patterson, circulation man. ager of the Bisbee ally Review. do solemnly swear that the above state ment gives the actual and bona flde circulation of the daily editions of the Bishee Daily Review for the month of September, 1907, and that from the statement ali spoiled and left over pa pers have been deducted.
 N. A. PATTERSON.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

With the price of pie up, the cost of indigestion is again ad dvanced. If this continues it will soon be SO that no one can afford to have 1t.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
A Fine Distinction.

There goes De links, the great ac- tor. He is so proud that he wouldn't work for a cent less than SI00 week" Wouldn't work for less =
 "No."
 What would he play forT'
 "Oh, about S10 at pinch"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

The world is too small for the coyet ous.-Latin Proverb.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

Rye and malt are still going up. while highballs are still going down
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
Anu 0iHerencc7

"Afrs. Browns husband stays out late at night"
 Indeed. mine doesn't"
 Doesn't he?"
 Quite the contrary, he stays in late st night"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
La Moderation.

"i am very fond of sports"
 Indulge in them yourself?"
 Just moderately am now entered in free-for-all sitting race"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19
REGULATION STATEMENT FOR
 SEPTEMBER, 1907.
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA.

Average for September. ....
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

Seems Clear Enough. Why Is thirteen called a bakers dozenfv Because bakers never rae e."
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

The people who claim that they have TO beliefs are mostly those who have the most distorted ones.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

Everybodv likes to be correct. but no one likes correction.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-19

Some of the eternal truths can't be explained principally because they aren't so.