Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-19
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EVEN A FIVE. minute. shower j.
appreciated these not days.
$50
Ell PASO'S Sunday lid is said to be
badly in need Of patching. There are
others.
A CINCINNATI newspaper man has
taken laudanum. He is the envy Of
his fellows.
AS USUAL. the officials say tn
strike is ended and the operators say
everything is satisfactory.
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WE ARE ALL tired of carpet bag
gers" means Gloomy Gus. This is a
direct slap at Delegate Andrews.
-"
TUCSON Is somewhat excited over
finding a ella monster. Albuquerque
found hers a month or two ago.
"a.
SECRETARY GARFIELD saw a
splendid sunrise while in the territory.
His visit viii likely result in a mum
Der of officials seeing stars.
THE TUCSON hello girls have Sc
cured a raise Of from $50 to $40 a
month. They can show cards and
spades to the striking telegraphers.
MR.. RAYNOLDS ~retires with the
fun confidence and esteem of all the
people Of the territory gloomy
Gus.
Don't joke about it, Gloomy. It's
too solemn.
TIME ENOUGH to talk statehood
after the Roswell
Record.
And Mr.. McHarg is said to have
secured "A brand new broom while he
was in Washington.
-.
ALAMOGORDO Is breathing easier
now hat Il has come successfully
through a potato famine. The distress
Il said to have been the more in
tense because there is a large Irish
element In the population.
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MIR. RAYN0LDS will retire from
office, but VIII remain as good, asloyal.
as progressive. as patriotic. and as
l'AblNt ElillAth ~ AlAiEFl aiA " - ifhp
lican as he has been from the moment
ne east his first vote. The Almanac.
No. one doubts that in the least, Mr..
E~x-Register.
mo DOUBT it would please the
leaders of the old gang immensely ia
have the people take up the question
of single statehood and forget he de-
mand for territorial government."-
Roswell Record.
Oh, Lord, anything to get hose land
deals into oblivion.
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"A FEW FALSE affidavit men,
tax dodgers, shysters and Knockers
have done much harm and injury to
this city Of late."-The Almanac.
The Hon. EN-. Comptometer's fire.
qucnt filings at ~"shysters indicate that
he has had a serious falling out with
the $4,000 plaintiff.
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THE NEW MEXICAN, like the re-
spectacle newspapers Of the territory,
wants the public land investigation
now being conducted by special rep
r%esentatives from Washington To be az
thorough and complete as possible. -
Roswell Register Tribune.
II is rather in the nature of a sur
prise that the Almanac has one point
of resemblance to the respectable ter
%ritorial newspapers.
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THE GREATEST boon to the world
today Is the freedom of the public
press. Muzzle the press and see how
quickly a country becomes d%ebauched
and disintegrated.-The Demips
Graphic.
It is quite refreshing to see the
Graphic waking up to the r situa-
tion in New MeXico-in view Of re-
cent attempts BY the iida Aund to
do some Press-muzzling.
GOV. VARDAMAN says "whiskcy
beat him" in the senatorial race. He
ought to learn TO cut 1t ont. Get on
the water wagon, governor
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THE SANTA FEE Centrals finally re-
ceived satisfaction
An ARIZONA burro is said to have
brought a price of 500 ia Phtladel-
phia. The somnolant proclivitics OF
the mountain ,dnary probably make a
big hit in the quaker ci;y.
MIR. RAYNOLDS Is said to be going
10 Omaha. Probably TO ave "a condo
dolence meeting with "A distinguished
jurist who oncc sat on the Bernalillo
bench.
4 VEGETARIAN COUPLE at Wor-
ccstcr. Mass. live In a willow tree t'
induce longevity The idea is logical
provided you select a stout branch ami
don't go too high.
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1T Is HIGH time the government
announced "a closed season on North
Poles.
AN ONO surgeon has announced
that the elephant has mo soul" Mis-
sionaries take notice.
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MRS MARY MGRATH. Of Mtlwau-
kee. is stiu a tobacco hend at the age
OF i0t. score another FOR nicotine.
.as
\ KANSAS city laborer who was
taken To the hospital Will a broken
nose. said In explanation that he was
coming ont of saloon and "A MAI
looked at him. All who have visited
Kansas city can readily believe this.
The Taste for surprise.
There were some weli-rounded
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