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The Cairo bulletin., 1907-10-06
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Not IN the COn;rnct.

Two Ir!shmen went fishing the
other day, and before beginning oper
ations they made wager as to who
would make the biggest catch. They
had been fishing about an hour. With
little or no success, when one OF them
who had been standing lost his bal
ance and fell headlong into the wat
er. The other gave yell or seeing
this and cried, Bcg0rra, II zero
going to dive for them the Get is
of. "-Tatler.
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-10-06
GOT HIS HAIR BACK.
War Perfectly Daid when He started
TO Use NewbrO's Herpicide

Frederick Manuel. Maryland block.
Butte. Montana, bought a bottle OF New
BROS Hcrpicide. April Q. 10, and began to
use II for entire badness. Tho hair fol-
licles in his scalp were not dead and In
20 days he had hair all over his head.
On July 2 he writes. "and today my hair
- as thick ard lnxuriant as any one
could wish" Newbro's Herplcide works
on an old principle and with a new dg-
the cause ana you re-
move the effect. HerpIcide destroys the
germ that causes dandruff. falling hair.
and finally badness. so that with the
cause gone the effect cannot remain.
Stops falling hair at once and q new
growth starts. Sold by leading
druGglsts. Sand 10c In stamps for sample
" Tho Herptritc Co.. Detrcit. firstst,sii,
..rwo sizes--an cents and $1,000. Y,
Paul G. Schuh & Sons. Special AssSss
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-10-06
Naturally.

Jndge-You say the defendant
turned ard whisticd to the dog Whist
followed?
IotnIligen' wit1ess-The sog-
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ms Ufiai -.

would that | were ~ in the moon."
Said the maiden sweet and fair;
Ard when the dusec, asked her why.
she sighed and poinIed to the sky
And said: There's a man M
iherel"
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-10-06
About the size of II.

Little Willie--''Say. pa. what is
fisherman"
PA fisherman. my son, is
mar who sits and sits all day-then
he lies"
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-10-06
Alexander
County National
Bank
OFFICERS

OFFICERS
n, A. Buder. ....... President
Chas. Feuchter. Jr -. Vice President
y. III. Galligan ...........C Cashier
f. Spencer. ....... Assistant Cashier
Accounts OF corporations and indfvid.
uals especially solicited Exchange
furnished to any part Of the world
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-10-06
An Improvement.

Weary walker-"De worlds all
wrong"
Tired Tatterx- Wot's eatin' youse
now9"
Wearv Walker-"Ef I'd had de
maxim ~ It I'd a made all de roads
running down HILL
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OFFICERS
DIRECTORS

interest Paid en- Time pspssits.
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You pay 9 little more nor classified
sdvsru.ns m the Bulletin than
other Cairo papers but you 81 ths
rsw1k .--<--A.ss.IH LII
The Cairo bulletin., 1907-10-06
CHICAGO GRAIN.

Open High Low Closing
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

Theodore P. Shonts, railroad man,
canal builder limited and head of
family. has been giving excellent adj
vice to girls He has daughters of his
own, and speaks with feeling and con-
viction. His gospel may seem rather
dry and prosaic, but that Is because of
a few unguarded and sweeping express
slons. In reality, 1t is not devoid Of
poetry and idealism-quite the contra
ry. Mr.. Shonts warns girls against
marrying men solely on account of
their positions, personal appearance,
clothes or other "externals." He tells
them that impulsive and purely senti-
mental unions are rarely happy. lie
would have them Judge men from NOR
al and intellectual points Of view, and
assure themselves Of the sincerity,
manliness, strength, ESSENTIAL nobility
Of those who aspire to their hands.
The man who Is handsome and fasci-
mating to boot will always have a nat
ural advantage over the worthy and
nice man whose physical qualities and
other "externals' are below par, and
far be 1t from Mr.. Shonts to depre-
clate distinction Of manner or beauty
or person. But the admirable Shonts
gospel Is rather one-sided. 1t ignores
the young men. Women from the be-
ginning Of history have admired pow
er, courage, ability and sincerity in
men, and have instinctively subordl-
mated "externals" to moral and men,
tai qualities. If they hadn't, what
would have been the fate Of millions
Of useful but not ornamental speci-
mems OF the rougher sex? But men,
and men Of all ages, alas! have never
shown much discretion in their affairs
Of the heart. Beauty has drawn them
by single hair. A pretty face, dim
pie, fine figure, an arch way-and all
considerations Of prudence and sense
are thrown to the winds. Mr.. Shonts
should have said something to young
men In behalf of the sweet, modest,
quiet, brave, unselfish girls whose for
tunes are not In their faces and fig
ures Sincerity, goodness and amiabili-
ty should be cherished by men In wom-
en-, and the race should not always be
to the brilliant and good looking girls.
Surely Mr.. Shonts does not imagine
that men need no advice as to how to
discover charm and gifts In the girls
of their acquaintance.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14
How Cloud. and Fogs Diner.

Clouds are bodies Of moisture evapo-
rated from the earth and again partial
ly condensed in the upper regions of
the air. Fogs differ from clouds only
In one respectfully come In contact
with the surface Of the earth while
clouds are elevated above our heads.
When the surface of the earth Is
warmer than the lower air the vapor
Of the earth, being condensed by the
chill air, becomes mist or fog. But
when the lower air is warmer than the
earth the vapor rises through the air
and becomes cloud. Fog and mist diff
fer In this respect-that mist Is a fine
rain, while fog is vapor not sufficiently
condensed to allow Of Its precipitation
In drops
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14
WAITING FOR HIM.

The traveller was well schooled In the
current literature concerning the ma
tives Of the Southern mountains In
which he was travelling. Consequent
ly when, about noon, he rode out Of a
lonely woods into sight of a small cab
in, he approached 1t with certain air
Of jaunty confidence. The owner Of
the cabin was sitting ON bench by the
door. summing himself, with legs out
stretched and hands clasped behind his
head. He was the picture Of ease.
The traveller refined in his horse and
cosely:
waiting for the potatoes to dig
themselves by outgrowing their landf"
The mountaineer smiled q bland,
mild smile. The Joker went on, en-
coursged.
Perhaps you're expecting the sun
to get hot enough to fry your bacon
right on the hogs"
Not Just that" grinned the native.
''Or maybe you're looking for some
traveller to come along and stub his
toes on those stumps and grub 'em out
for you. Or even to talk fast enough
to keep your windmill goingT
The mountaineer rose. He lowered
almost above the mounted tourist.
"Fact is" he said, 81 been waiting
for you while digested my dinner.
After getting out at 4. milking a COW
an a goat, feeding ten pigs an killing
two. chopping a heap o. wood. riding
FIVE miles an back, an blowing that
field there. felt right hungry. I ate
q big dinner. 30 / reckoned I'd sit here
a few minutes till somebody like you
come along an asked me them Ques-
lions I digest my dinner on 'em every
day. Glad you didn't-Oh. 30 long.
stranger. 50 long!"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14
THE NEGR1Tos.
Odd Marriage Ceremony of These
BarbarOus Little People.

Odd Marriage Ceremony of These
BarbarOus Little People.
Belonging as they do to the lowest
type of civilization as yet discovered,
the Negritos Of Malaysia and their
ways are well worth studying. Simple,
primitive, barbarous little people, their
customs are those Of prehistoric man.
They have no fixed home or settle
ments, but are wanderers over their
mountainous islands, sleeping under q
banana leaf, living on herbs and Der
ries and game.
Their marriage ceremony Is a unique
survival of early life. The suitor and
a few companions dance about the
shelter of the desired girl. There is
curious resemblance between the
dances OF the prospective bridegroom
and those of many of the game birds
of our woodland. Finally the girl, ac-
companied by her mother, starts to-
ward the dwelling Of the young men.
They frequently stop, squatting in the
trail while the ardent sutton and his
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

One Of the Yale professors has been
making study Of the occupations Of
Yale graduates by classes He finds,
among other things, that a constantly
iessening number are entering the min
istry, and a steadily Increasing num-
Der are studying law. The law now
claims more than twice as many as
any other profession. Next to 1t comes
finance. Less than one-twelfth Of the
graduates enter the ministry, In spite
Of the fact that one of the purposes
for which Yale was founded was ITO
train cody young men for the Chris
tian ministry" But, side by side with
these facts. 1t Is also noted that char
liable and philanthropic work-the Civ
Ing both Of money and Of service-is
yearly claiming a larger share Of the
interest Of educated men and. women.
Perhaps that is where the ''godly
young men" of to-day are going.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

A tramp has beaten all known rec
ords by swimming twenty-seven miles
In thirty minutes. He did not mean
10 do It. He merely tried to steal a
ride from St Louis 10 Chicago on the
rear of q locomotive tender. When the
train started he fell over backward,
through the open manhole. into the
water-tank. The noise of the train
drowned his cries for help. and he was
obliged to swim until the first stop was
reached. at Alton. When taken out
he was nearly dead, but the engineer
was 20 unfeeling as to call his atten-
ton to the fact that the water was
only four feet deep, and he might have
stood up. The conductor, also unfeel-
ing. asked him for his ticket, but the
tramp said he had not come by rail,
but by water
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14
WANTED THE G1BLETs.


There are innumerable stories OF
Revolutionary days In Charleston,
South Carolina. The old ladies used
to tell with glee how, when the Brit
ish were supposed to be out of the
way, the young fellows would come
home to dance with them. A message
would go to the nearest cousins and
friends, and a supper be cooked. 1t
might be only rice and bacon, but 1t
was good to hungry men, declares
Charleston's historian, Mrs. Ravenal.
The dance and the feast would con-
tinue until the stars grew pale.
Often these merrymakings were dis
turbed by the enemy; but there was
always negro or two on the watch,
and the harsh note Of the screech-owl
or the cry Of the whippoorwill would
give the alarm. Then "partings in hot
haste" rush for the horses, a sharp
scuffie, hot pursuit, and perhaps a
prisoner taken.
The young men had odd adventures.
One young fellow betrayed himself by
his appetite. He was pursued and had
taken shelter at Mrs. Notes place.
ON South Santee. She rolled him up
In a carpet and pushing 1t against
the wall, told him to keep quiet until
the enemy had gone and she could re-
lease him.
! Unluckily, he heard through the open
window his hostess giving directions
to the cook about the chickens which
were to be dressed for the dragons
dinner. He could not bear to be left
out, and thrust his head from the car
pet chrysalis, and cried out, Keep the
giblets for mel"
The soldiers heard, and he was at
once caught and carried OF, to repent
at leisure of his indiscretion.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

has condemned nany proposed works
to the satisfaction OF the people of
taste The new bridge, according to
the pictures of the architects, will be
a dignifled structure. The main span,
a thousand feet long, will be supported
from two ornamental piers, built Of
granite and concrete. 1t will carry
four, tracks, two for passenger and
two for freight cars, and will be a
hundred and forty feet above the
water at high tide. The bridge Is to
connect the New York, New Haven
and Hartford Railroad with the Penn
sylvanda system by way Of the tunnels
under the East and Hudson rivers, 80
that 1t may rot be necessary to carry
trains round New York on ferry boats
When completed it will be the fifth
bridge crossing the East River from
Long Island. The others are the old
Brooklyn bridge, the Williamsburg
bridge, the Manhattan bridge, now
building near the Brooklyn bridge, and
the Blackwell's Island bridge, still un-
finished. The suggestion once made by
a naval engineer to build low bridges
with draws to accommodate shipping
does not meet with approval. In fact,
each new bridge Is a little higher than
the last. The Pennsylvania bridge is
five feet higher above the water than
the Brooklyn bridge.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

Salvador has sent sensible man TO
represent 1t in Washington. The new
minister said the other day that the
Ealvadoreans and the citizens of the
other Central American countries are
getting tired Of war. They realize, he
says, that II all the money spent for
slaughter and the qualification OF self
ish ambitions of some individuals had
been turned to the building Of good
roads. schools and other instrmnentali-
ties, Central America would comprise
one united. prosperous and happy ma
ton to-day.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

companions continue their entreating
and bewitching dances, winding round
and round the girl Presents are gem
orally demanded and must be given
before the reluctant bride win pro
coed. Finally the women arrive near
a steep bamboo platform. A wild
shout pierces the air, and the BRIDE
groom, Nike frenzied animal, tears
through the Negritos assembled at the
base Of the platform, snatches the
bride in his arms and flies up the In
cline with his mate, where they sit
during the wedding feast.--New York
Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14
EDITORIALS
OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IMPORTANT SUBJECTS

ascertaning costs and attracting customers 1t Is easier
to study business before
Is more nearly reduced to science
The new education has great attraction 1t fits the
young man quickly for "job" and helps him to get it.
This In itself good The only danger Is that the Job
may to look like the be attained rather than
the means by which to attain It. The end 10 not making
living, but living One know business to succeed
In It, but must also know something than busi
ness to make real Of life-Youths Companion
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

In Denver there Is judge who has
decided that 1t Is cruelty on the part
Of a husband not to kiss his wife at
least once day. He does not hold,
however, that man is mean merely
because he delivers his kiss the first
thing after getting up In the morning.
thus having 1t over with.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

A New Jersey horticulturist claims
10 have produced a strawberry nearly
as large as a potato. He might have
been a little more explicit and de
scribed it as being almost as large as
lump Of coal,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

Before the great Pennsylvania rail-
road bridge can be built across the
East River at He'll Gate. the plans
must be approved by the art commits
sion Of New York. This Is in accord
ance with provisions In the charter Of
the city that no bridge, statue or pub
lie building may be erected without
first passing the scrutiny Of men Of
taste and Judgment The commission
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

The man who was married the other
day and applied for divorce two
hours later must have forgotten that
married people are supposed to repent
at leisure instead of in haste.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

An Ohio man laughed so hard that
he had to undergo a surgical opera
ton. He must have been reading the
cabled report Of one Of Mark Twain's
London Jokes.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

A Pennsylvania prophet predicts
that the world will come to an end
within a few months. Nevertheless
the man who has his next winters sup
ply Of coal in and paid for may con-
slider himself lucky.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

The intimation comes from Russia,
that the Gar has lost patience with
his disaffected subjects. Henceforth
he is going to crush-and possibly to
crash
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

In Germany 1t is against the law to
photograph a man without his permits
sion. The German snap-shotter may
now be classed with those who refuse
to believe that this is time Of general
prosperity.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

The fact that comparatively few per-
sons are run over by automobiles
speaks we'll for the agility Of the hui
man family.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

Because he inherited $4,000
young man committed suicide In an
eastern city few days ago. He was
probably expecting at least $4,000.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

Mark Twain probably wears that
white suit to match his hair. That In
wolves less trouble than changing the
color Of the hair.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

goods This proposal Is for Independent be-
tween England and Australia and New Zealand via Can
ada The scheme is chiefly the of Strathcona
and the Honorable Clifford Sfton, and contemplates
highway of empire which would make Canada a half
house between the motherand and her principal
onies excepting South Africa. AS outlined In the pro-
posas submitted in the stages the conference by
Premier Laurier with the Of the govern
ments of Australia and New Zealand, 1t Ia proposed to
establish with adequate state aid fast service
English ports and Canada by Of three twenty
knot steamers which will bring England within four
days Of Halifax and eight days Of Vancouver From
latter port eghteenknot service Is established to
Australia and New Zealand and also China Japan
The project will involve 1t is estimated state subsidy
Of million pounds sterling annually ten years-
The Outlook.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

'She married him to reform him"
did she succeedT
Sure! He used to be a spendthrlft
and now he has nothing to SPEND
Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

"Does Jack ever ind fault7"
"Oh. my, mol"
"Goodnessl Doesn't he even find
fault with your dreadful cookingY-
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

A fish trust Is merely a logical proc
ess of evolution. In nature the Dig nsn
eat the little ones.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

It 10 time for the vine growers OF
France to pay some attention to the
olive branch.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

to seek. Cities established departments Of health gave
to them ample powers and then insisted their being
effective their appropriations to be continued
The consequence has been that only has much suf
fering been spared but thousands-nay hundreds
Of thousands people alive who in the words
Of prominent santaran have business being alive
they would have been dead the death rate that pre-
vailed twenty ago still obtained Had they died
their death would have been considered as from the
hand of God We know that their living result of
the taking of very simple measures for the pre-
vention of disease.-The Independent
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14
A HIGHWAY OF EMPIRE.

outcome OF the recent Imperial Conference
Of Colonial Premiers in London, but she has
already found in a proposal made In the
closing days Of the conference partial con-
ISOLATION for the failure of her cherished
plans for English preference for colonial
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

and the civil and mechanical engineer. The Of the
man of business has begun.
schools and business colleges formerly
tented themselves with teaching arithmetic bookkeeping
banking typewrlting, stenography and commercial law
They obliged greatly to broaden their scope.
the larger cities the free commercial high schools the
evening schools and the Young Mems Christian Assoca
lions most of which maintain educational departments
find themselves compelled in difference to popular de-
mand to establish classes in advertising saesmanshp
real estate investments and other subjects which reflect
the prevalent interest in business Some of the colleges
maintain postgraduate for the study of nterna
tonal trade Its broadest aspects as well in detail
In business life itself change has been going not
unlike that which has taken place in agriculture
ment toward intensive and systematic cultivation of spe
cia fields This been fostered by, and in turn has
fostered the invention Of countless Ingenious systems
and appliances filing correspondence keeping accounts
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

What is the use of Pullman porters
organizing? Aren't they already work
ing the public for the full scale?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14

The average man can express his
sympathy for another's sorrow about
az effectively an he can trim O hat
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-09-14
MILK, A REMARKABLE FOOD.

! {: ::
HNR HENRY DWIGHT CHAPLIN gives some
l Accordingly interesting facts about milk, the
" 4 article Of diet with which everyone ls so
familiar, land about which little Is gen.
EsASAAS4&A orally known" To quote passage:
kkLgXS~l milk, as Is leaves the cows udder con-
taAs bacteria. If the is dirty or there
Is loose hay around dust from the cows body and the
hay settles in the milk pail ana this dust is swarming
with bacteria As they reach the milk they
commence to multiply, and in few hours they may have
increased until there millions to the teaspoonful of
milk. 1t is these bacteria that milk to but
most Of them not only harmless but positively bene
fcia According to Professor Conn., half easpoonfu Of
cream which enough to be churned for butter
making contained bacteria If bacteria
harmful some imagine, would be alive, for
who has not drunk buttermilk eaten cottage cheese
made from milk which contains many bacteria
that few could grasp the numbers contained in pint
of it2
THE bacteria plants belonging to the class
yeast and mushrooms No Is afraid to use yeast
In breadmaking. to eat mushrooms, should
be afraid to drink milk simply because 1t contains SINH
lar vegetable forms. Sometimes poisonous bacteria get
into milk but the of poisoning resulting are COM
paratively speaking rare and need give drink
Ing milk on this account"-North American Review.