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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Making Use Of a Erlcnd.

A Harlem On. " resident after
busy day was seated restfully at home
when the telephone bell rang, saws n
New York letter. Meet me at the
Waldorf within an hour" called an
Intimate friend at the other end OF
the wire; must see you. Don't fail
Within an hour, Important. Good.
by" The HIarlepite grumbled won.
dcred why business should follow A
tired man into his home, got into his
boots, kissed his wife and hustled for
the hotel. HIS friend was waiting for
him In the Waldorf cafe. "Weu. linn :"
he said, what is T.? What's mo"
What's up? echoed jim. WHY
I'm as lonely as castaway tonight
Want company-some one 10 talk
with, What will you drink" Jim ia
bachelor.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
BUILDING OF A WiTiCisM.
Point Of Joke the Same Though
Under Changed Conditions.

The Bohemian had an article enti-
tied, How a Joke Is Made" In 1t
Marshall p. Wilder, the we'll known
humorist, cites this story as an illus
tration Of one method. Here Is q
story with joke in 1t about Labou-
chere, the genial editor OF London
Truth. When he was standing for
English parliament little girl came
up to her father and said: Papa, who
made Mr.. Labouchere?' Why, Provi-
dence, my dear answered the some
what astonished parent. And what
for, papa? inquiries the child. Now
that isn't bad joke. 1t was natural.
anyway. But listen to one Of mine,
which really has the same point.
though It is brought out in different
way. A child and her mother are on
the cars. Opposite them sits young
man dressed in the height of fashion.
Says the child: Mamma. what Is
that" and. as she asks the question.
she points to the young man opposite.
Hush, my dear answers the mother.
But, mother, want to know To
quiet the Chad the mother whispers in
her ear: He is what we call dude.
dear The child persists as usual In
gaining some more information. And
who made him, mamma?' Why.
Providence, dear, of cor-se,' replies
the mother soto voice. whereat the
child exclaims: oh, mother, doesn't
Providence like to have fun some
times? You see, the stories are real
ly alike. At all events. the point is
tha eap,aD
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Cramminu Chickens,

A few years ago there was a great
furore made over the newly invented
examining machine" a device, as one
man described it, for making a chick.
en- eat, whether It wanted to or not"
1t was discovered that the digestive
apparatus of the chicken, however UNI
imparable, could not stand the cram
ming process for long. Two weeks
was found to be long enough, and for
this length of time, the game did not
pay for the ammunition. There is no
better way than good feeding in the
old-fashioned way.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
The Jewel OF Forgiveness

Nothing Is more moving to man
than the spectacle of reconciliation:
our weaknesses are thus Undermined
and are. not too costly, being the
price we pay for the hour of forgive.
ness; and the archangel who has
never felt anger has reason to envy
the man who subdues 1t. When tbon
forgivest. the man who has pierced
thy heart stands to thee In the rela.
ton OF the sea'worm that perforat ga
the shell OF the mussel, which
straishtway closes the wound with n
pearl.--Richter.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
p0(uL]IHRlt>:7@a;3ja,
h34.~AES
VI $50
lIQUEFYikG HONEY.
How One Bee Keeper Manages to
Keep Ahead Of His Orders.

After my honey is put up In glass
cans, 1t begins to thicken, and look
milky, as soon as cold weather sets
in. This takes place. generally, during
September. and, long before winter
begins, every can, IL let alone, would
be as solid as rock, figuratively
speaking. But ! don't give 1t the
chance. II l can help 1t, writes cor.
respondent of Bee Culture, for as soon
as 1t begins to look milky. ! begin to
remelt 1t. 1t takes less heat, and 1t
can be more quickly done at that time
than later. after 1t has had time to
become solid. This, too, seems to
answer all the purpose, for 1t will
generally remain liquid all through
the winter after this one treatment.
We have over our kitchen stove a
shelf that holds one dozen quart cans.
With the common firing for family use
honey placed on this will liquefy,
ready for closing the can, in about "a
hours. It is very essential that every
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Masculine Ignorance.

A young lady. who often thought out
loud, had just been shown through a
garter factory.
'Heavens!" she exclaimed; 80 1000,
900 pair in one year? don't sea
where they all go to-"
Neither do l." replied the young
man, coloring slightly.-Judge.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Not Understood.

What makes you think some won
en- find 1t difficult to understand sub
jects like the tariff" inquired tn
suffragette.
THE frequency" answered the
mere man, with which number OF
them have recently been caught SNUG
Cling. "-Washington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
EXQUISITE EFFECTS IN SATIN AP.
PLlouE AND LACE FOR EVENING.
Light Mauve 's Numbered Among the
Most Fashionable Shades This
season--one Piece Broad
cloth Gown.

Dame Fashion still puts her finest
efforts on thin gowns for house wear,
and some exquisite models are rival.
ing each other at the smart cafes and
at the theaters. Especially handsome
was model noted a few evenings ago.
contrived of finest net combined with
Spanish lace and appliques of soft lib
erty satin.
The demitrained skirt bears broad
bands of lace, the designs of which are
outlined with silver threads. while the
network Is covered with crescent
shaped bits of satin. A flounce of the
lace. so ornamented, finished the skirt,
which is close.fitting about the hips.
The girdle is of liberty satin stitched
with narrow bands of silk soutache
and silver braid.
The effect of the satin appliques
upon the naturally rich silk ground of
the Spanish lace is delicious, and
when to this is added the delicate
tracery Of silver embroidery. a garni-
ture unexcelled in beauty is gained.
The bodice Is draped with bertha of
the lace, and in order that its effect
may be heightened, there are little
straps of black satin across the shout
ders, but they are cleverly worked in
with the lace to subdue their effect,
while bringing out the full significance
of the bodice trimming Sleeves of net
and lace are finished with satin
stitched with silver and soutache
braid, and the long streamers of satin
hanging from the girdle are inset with
lace medallions stitched under silver
braid.
Since all the gowns of fine materials
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
The Art Of Milklnu.

Suburban Resident--Yes, ! want a
useful man about my country place.
Can you milk?
Appicant-Yis, sor.
(which side of COW do you sit on
when milkingH"
"Wull, sor, OF never MIXED but wan
cow, an she wuz kicker; an, bedad,
a good dale av the tonne OF was on
both sides av her, sor."-Washington
Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Feed for Ducks,

Ducks do not easily digest whole
grain, such as corn, wheat etc, and
consequently do better on ration
composed Of mashes Of ground grain,
soaked turn.ps and potatoes, mashed,
etc. II the yards are small, a drinking
fountain for providing water is better
than an open receptacle, as the ducks
will then not be so apt to form muddy
pools.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Each His Work.

II you cannot preach, then pray. II
you cannot go, then give so that
others may go. II you cannot sing.
then sympathize. But in any event
do not forget that Christ assigns by
natural endowments TO each man his
work."-Rev, M. e. Harlan, Disciple.
brooklyn, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Wooden.

"Whew!" exclaimed the young gen.
tleman who had taken the object OF
his affections for row up the river;
the sun is so powerful that my head
feels on fire."
REALTY" was the unsympathetio
rejoinder, thought could smell
burning wood somewhere!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
One of the Drifters.

There should be more investiga.
lions of cases where graft seems prob.
able" remarked the energetic citizen.
81 don't know" answered Farmer
Corntossel; investigations never yet
added much to my peace of mind
I'm one o. these fool people who
would rather go on suspecting the
worst than have 1t proved. WASH
ington Star.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
PAS Fault.

Johnny" asked the Sunday school
teacher, what have you learned about
Jonah and the whale?"
"Nothin'"
Nothing? Surely you did not for.
get that ] told you last Sunday we
were going to have Jonah and the
whale for our lesson today"
Il didn't forget 1t, but pa says he
don't want me to read about any more
OF these nature fakes. Chicago Rec
ord Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Hard to Find.

why has she never married."
"She insisted that she would only
marry a hero"
well. they are not so very hard t.
find. There's a good deal Of heroisn
in this world"
Yes: but she wants a hero with
money"
"Oh, that's different. Two deals ~
one"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
HoLLoWE'EN SUGGESTIONS.

A hostess | know Is planning the
most delightful party on record for
the 31st, and she has made all the
favors, which are indeed worthy of de-
scription. or course nearly all these
same articles could have been purch-
ased at the shops, but this good woman
remarked that making the pretty tri-
fles had kept the children happily en-
ployed for nearly a week, fact
worthy of consideration by most
mothers.
At the druggists nearly all sizes of
round boxes were obtained and were
covered with scarlet crepe paper; on
the lid was fastened a wicked-looking
little black cat, a tiny pumpkin, a
witch or ghost, etc. One, especially
enticing, had a diminuitive mirror
with a wee candle beside 1t. To buy
all these favors entails considerable
expense; making them cuts the price
more than half besides the JOY Of
creating the dainty trifles.
The envelopes which are to enclose
the invitations are to be of a deep
orange hue sealed with lighter shade
Of yellow In the form of little Jack
OLanterns, the flap of the envelope
being apparently thrust drought the
teeth of the Jack in a most comical
manner.
The dining.room table is to be gor-
geous in the extreme. For the center
piece there is to be the most nam.
moth pumkin obtainable, with holes
bored in a circle around the top to
hold just rs many tall white candles
as can be crowded on. The four sides
will have cuts of grotesque faces, and
either end of the table will have small.
er pumkins filled with fruits with
clusters of grapes overhanging the
sides. Then there is to be another
! circle of candle in alternate holders of
| yellow carrots and white turnips. The
/ mantel will be adorned with row of
candles in corn holders, first red
ear then one of white.
The contest of the evening is to be
carving faces out OF bell-shaped white
| squashes with the pretty scalloped
edges. Each guest may select the
squash for his or her labors, and the
finished productions are to be put on
exhibition for the criticism of all pres
emit The prize is to be a gilded basket
filled with nuts, one of which contains
silver charm, 1t being understood
who ever finds II will bestow 1t upon
the one who gained 1t. All will crack
the nuts and sit around the huge fire.
place. MADAME MERRI
High Crowns and Turndown 6rims.
In autumn millinery there still is a
tendency to wear hats with rundown
brims, having exceedingly high and
prominent crowns of velvet and cas-.
cading plumage 80 set as to hide the
crown In front completely. Another
new plumage setting is to cover the
hat crown totally and increase the
crown dimensions by this means enor-
mously Velvet poufs. rosettes and
bows will turn out to be the autumn
trimming for straw hats, In dark col.
ors, as well as for many of the sum.
mer hats In beige and mustard
shades. We may expect rather
: heavy effect to ensue, but that we
shall have to get our eyes accustomed
to. Those who object to II must insist
on the lightest style of feather hat
trimmings. This feature makes a
great difference because OF its prom
inence.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
All Bluff.

YES" boosted the fortune hunting
count, "all of our family castles were
on high mountains My ancestors all
lived on big bluffs"
Indeed" replied the wise heiress.
and see that you take after them"
Chicago Daily News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
She Mjuht.

80" she said, you have made up
your mind never to marry?"
Eyes, after thinking II over for a
long time | have decided never to ask
any girl to be my wife"
"Pshaw! Don't feel that way about
it. You never can Judge by appear
ances how foolish some girls are. The
very first one you asked might be
willing to marry YOU"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Sufficient Credentials.

Careful Parent-Before can give
consent to your proposed marriage to
my daughter. must know something
about your character.
Suitor-Certainly. sir, certainly.
Here is my handbook.
Careful Parent (after a glanced
Take her my son, and be happy.-N.
Y Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Sounded Familiar.

Eva-Uncle Tom made millions with
his mines. When he went over to
Europe he could Oxford a private cabin
for himself
Edna-Gracious How funny!
Eva-What Is funny. dear?
Edna-Why. 1t must have been
uncle Toms Cabin."-Chicago Daily
News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
The Inevitable Result,

Stage Manager got the leading
man to run over his lines In that au.
tomobile part.
Manager-Well?
Stage Manageable simply mangled
them.-Baltimore American.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Rural Music.


Country Boarder-For heavens
sake, listen to those mosquitoes!
The NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. nothin'-
that's my darter playin' the mandolin.
Leader.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02

that especial care should be exercised
In the selection Of slip. These ma
terials lend softer glow to the net
and chiffon veilings, which are indis-
and are more appropriate
than the sitter taffetas.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
FOR INDOOR WEAR

require a foundation or slip lining,
and since the use of soft silks, such
as peau de cygne. surah and one-tone
foulards, generally in delicate colors.
is the rule, 1t Is specially important
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
Sure Cure.

you will never break up automo'
bile speeding by timing the automo'
biles." bantered the stranger In the
big goggles.
Maybe not. neighbor," drawled the
rural constable with the huge star
,'but we have broken up a lot OF speed
ing by timing the chauffuers."
thinning the chauffuers|
"Yes. giving them sixty days time
I'm the county jail. "-Chicago Daily
News
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02

Squirrel say, Pat, that's the worst
looking horse ever saw. Why don't
you fatten him up?
Pat-Fatten him, is It? Shure, the
poor haste can hardly carry what lit
tie flesh he's got now.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02
|FxA e q sNZkzD s.
C5ElAG[5[9[5[D> STILLS
Not for Doodle,

Not for Doggle.
Mrs. De Stile-Are you going &c
take your poodle to the country with
you?
Mrs. LeGrand-Mercy, no! They
have such miserable food there
Cleveland Leader.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-11-02

boy.
Clara-That you might-what?
Mabel-That might nothing.
Havn't you noticed how often they be.
come engaged In battle?
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19

friends, who understand the great
breadth Of character that lies deeply
hidden behind his whole-souled, hearty
jolly, devil-may care western ways that
instinctiveIy draw all men towards him.
No man in Idaho is more deserving the
compliment Of the poet in the lines:
you see that man laughing? You'd
think he's ali fun,
But the angels laugh, too, at the good
he has done
The children laugh loud as they troop
to his call,
And the poor man who knows him
louder than all"
AS money maker for those who have
had faith in the ideal Idaho of the
Majors dreams and ambition he has
been great success. He has always
been too busy with the greater things
of life to make money for himself.
Strange as it may seem for man of
his popularity he has never sought a
public office of any kind, nor has he
served in one That he is eminently
qualified for such an one goes without
saying but then the Major las his mind
set on higher things-the transforms
ton of the desert, which is akin to the
act of creation, and worthy the life
work Of such man -Shoshone Jour
nal.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19

later be made Perhaps, il Mr. II. G.
Wells notion of the Martians is correct,
communications may we'll not be at
tempted. Mr. Wells thinks The Mar
tians are the deuce Of race. In any
event, nothing is lost by peep at them,
and last Saturday night the scientists
may have secured some data upon
which to base conclusion that will
electrify the scientific world Pocatello
Tribune.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19
A Society" Report.

A Kansas editor, whose staff consisted
of one bibulous reporter and society
editress," was impudent enough to take
vacation last MONTH
During his absence, the inevitable
happened-the reporter went on howl
ing spree and left the young lady, whose
forte was descriptive stories of pink teas,
to "hold down" the editorial and news
end of the paper.
Again, the inevitable happened-a big
fire broke out in the residence district,
and this was the account of it he editor
read in his own paper few days later
"Quite number of people in this part
of the city attended fire last night at
the residence of Mr.. and Mrs, Blank in
Thirteenth street. Some went in carri-
ages and buggies, but majority walked.
The alarm was sounded about 30 and
many who attended the fire had just re-
turned from church, consequently they
were already dressed for the occasion.
Mr.. Blank was MOI at home, being out of
the city on business; hence the affair
will be quite eurprise to him when he
returns. Mrs. Blank wore a light per-
Gale kimono and had her hair done up
in kid curriers'. The iremen responded
readily and worked heroically to subdue
the seething flames. Most of them were
Young and good looking. They were
dressed in oil-cloth coats cut short. with
trousers to match. Their hat rims we're
narrow in front aud broad behind, and
sagged down in the rear. The chiefs
hat was ornamented with an octagonal
brass spike, which stuck up above his
head like horn, giving him the appear
ance of a unicorn. When the flames
broke out through the second story and
cast lurid hue over the surrounding
buildings the view was one never to be
forgotten. At late hour the sight
seers went home, and all felt that they
had passed an evening full of interest
and excitement"
The "edilress" had unconsciously hit
off splendid piece of Feature" work,
but, it was in Kansas and the editor cut
short his vacation to put an end to the
only thing that made his paper worth
reading. -Pocatello Tribune.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19

Last Saturday night Mars was nearer
the earth than it has been in many
years and the world over astronomers
trained their telescope cameras on the
sister body. Tie distance, only mere
bagatelle of Ss,OoOOOO miles, was so
slight, astronomically speaking. that
the scientists hoped, with improved
Photographic apparatus, to secure their
first sensible impressions of the sphere
OF the Martians. Conceived notions
are that it is inhabited and that its peo-
pie are highly developed. If this proves
true, an effort to communicate will
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19
CHURCH SERVICES.

Services will be held at the following
places during the summer on the first
and third Sundays of each month and
the two previous evenings: Black Jack
Friday evening; Dewey, Saturday eve
ming; Silver City, Sunday, l.. a. m, De-
Lamar, Sunday, 7:3O p. m.
GEO. P. PEMBERTON Pastor
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19

Screendoors, Building, Roofing and
Carpet paper at Philips.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19
s88,lss o.

Ss8,lss OF
Approved July 8, 1907.
D. d. BRUMBAueH, Chairman.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19
Notice of Dissolution.

Notice is hereby given that the CO.
partnership heretofore existing between
S |. Naramore and Mathew Proud
under the firm name of Naramore &
Proud, is hereby dissolved by mutual
consent. S. l. Naramore win continue
the business. He will collect all debts
and pay all claims against the firm.
S. l. NARAMORE.
MATHEW PROUD.
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19
Auditors Quarterly Report.

TO the Honorable Board Of County Commission
ers, Owyhee county, Idaho.
GESTLEMEN:-l herewith submit, pursuant to
law, my quarterly report for the quarter ending
July LIST, 1907.
Respectfully submitted,
j. s. ST. CLAIR Auditor
The Owyhee nugget. ([Silver City], Idaho) 1905-1984, 1907-07-19

Souvenir Chinaware and hand paint
ed chinaware in beautiful designs and
great variety at Rowett's Jewelry Store.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-03

range. within which lies the famous San BernardinO Ranch, and other property owned by J. E. Slaughter, whose holdings amount to 5O0OO acres and extend for eight miles along the international line and for some distance across the line.
 Though the fences are known as the Slaughter fences. MT. Slaughter has built none of them except the one along the southern boundary of his property, and is less interested in the others than any of the cattlemen in that part of the territory. The fences on the west and north were built years ago by cat tlemen who have long since gone out of the country.
 The fence on the east was built by New Mexican cattlemen to ward off infection at a time when the San Der nardino range was under quarantine several years ago. Before the build ing of this fence, the two southern counties of New Mexico were quaran- tined having been infected from that range.
 The proposition for the removal of the fences was begun about five years ago. but the sanitary officers of this territory showed to the agricultural de- partment the great advantage of the fence to the stock interests of southern Arizona. and indirectly the benefit of it to the whole territory for it was repre- sented that without this protection