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The Washington herald., 1907-03-22

Civil Service Examination April -.
Prepare now at The Driilery. 100 n. Y. ave.
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HARTMAN BLAMED
FOR STOCK PANIC
StuyYesant Fish Scores Man
Who DepOsed Him.
FINDS CONDITIONS BAD
Investigation by Roosevelt Re-
yealS Dishonesty.

Former Head of Illinois Central De-
eIares President Is Not Responsible
for Recent Eyents-stoek JObbery
Can Only ne stopped by Getting Ria
of Dishonest Officials and Not By
Legislation, says Railroad Man.
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baltimore and Return. SIX.
uR.Fss. a 90

Every Saturday and Sunday An trains
both ways, both days. except Royal Linn
tied. City vf!ices, 14l7 G st and 619 Penn
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Fragrant VieIets, 2:5e Bunch.
At Kramer's. the florist, 9l6 + 81. NV.
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Reduced 10 $50 per 100 It.
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EeIl...an-s.age CoIIection. s,Io.lDn go.

to-day The closing sales,of the valuable
Peliman-Gage collection of rare mahoganv
furniture. Persian rugs and carpets. hooks
curios, &c, takes place at Sloau's, l407 q
St, to-day at y a. m. and D. m. The new
IN y John Church viii be sold promptly
at u o'clock noon. This is the last dav
and great bargains may be expected.
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SI.25 ts Balsimere and Return.

Goals of Recognized Superiority
our family fuels. J. Maury Dove co.
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Boards. vide. bright. 500 per 100 Il.
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LIE 3 e. 81 8. aaa New York ~.
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Libbey & Co. St. and New York ave.
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Alabama Flooring, mostly edge grain,
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Lumber IS broI.en-Llbbey 8 e.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
Rancroft,a Answer.

have just heard good mott Is
not more than a mot-of Bancroft, the
American historian, who is now Unit
ed States minister at Berlin. LOTUS
tour ambassador therel thought. |
suppose, that the yankee was a fail
and would be an easy butt for the
shafts of his peculiarly refined wit, so
attacks him before a hundred listen
ers on some public occasion with In
Gods name, Mr.. Bancroft, why don't
you Yankees send your representa-
tives to court like Christians. in a
proper uniform, instead of turning
them out all dressed In black, like SO
many undertakers?"
Whereto Bancroft replies: Really,
Lord Augustus, ! am surprised that
you, as ambassador to the queen Of
England. and with the keen powers of
penetration for which you are gen.
orally distinguished, should have
failed to perceive that we could not
be more appropriately dressed than
we are-at European courts, where
what we represent is the burial of
monarchy Letters OF Lord
Lytton.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24

norance or for mercenary reasons are
opposing the sale of all household
remedies, Uhy is 1t not equally neces-
Sdry for patients to knOU the compo-
Sition Of the remedy prescribed by a
phySicidnr Does any sane person be-
lieve that the opium In physicians
prescription Is less potent or less like.
ly to create drug habit than the OPT
um in proprietary medicine? As a
matter Of fact. rore opium -dddicts
and cocdin-fends have been made
through the criminal cdrelessneSs OF
ignorant physicians than By any other
means.
Unquestionably, there are number
Of proprietary remedies on the market
the sales Of which should be prohibit
ed, and no doubt they will be when
the requirements of the Food and
Drugs Act are rigidly enforced many
are frauds, pure and simple, and some
are decidedly harmful. or the aver.
age proprietary remedy, however, 1t
may truthfully be said that 1t Is dis.
tlnctly better than the average physi-
clans prescription; for not only is its
composition less secret, but 1t Is pre-
pared for the proprietor by reputable
manufacturing pharmacists In magnifi.
Gently equipped laboratories and un.
der the supervision and advice of able
chemists, competent physicians and
skillful pharmacists. It should not be
considered strange. therefore, that SO
many physicians prefer to prescribe
these ready-prepared proprietary rem.
edes rather than trust those of their
own devising.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
ALMOST BRINGS DEAD TO LIFE.
Apparatus for Resuscitating Persons
Apparently Dead.

An apparatus for producing art-
fetal respiration has recently been
devised whereby in cases of suspend
ed animation the action of the heart
and lungs can be renewed.
Prof George Poe, the inventor of
the apparatus, does not insist that
with its use life can be brought back,
but claims, according to the Scientific
American. that by artificial means
applied through the instrumentality
of the resp.Iator persons killed by
asphyxiation, poison or drowning can
be resuscitated: that the death of
persons under the influence of an.
aesthetics while being operated upon
can be prevented; that its use will
prevent infant asphyxia at birth
thot drunken person can be sob
cred In a few minutes; that persons
electrocuted or hanged-in the latter
case where the neck has not been
broken--can be revived. and that the
freezing to death Of arctic explorers
can be obviated. These results are
accomplished by stimulating normal
A demonstration was made on
rabbit. Two grains of morphine were
injected into the leg. after which four
ounces of ether were administered.
II was believed by the experimenters
that life was positively extinct, as the
application of every known test failed
to reveal any sign of life. In this
condition the. tubes of the apparatus
were applied to the rabbits nostrils.
and on pumping out the poison with
one cylinder pumping oxygen into the
lungs with a simultaneous movement
Of the valves, within three minutes
the rabbit, but lately pronounced
dead, was breathing naturally, and
within six minutes IT was running
around the room. The ether was en-
tirely out Of the system, as there
was no indication OF nausea.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
Prince Consort a Hero.

Prince Henry. consort of Queen
Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, dis.
tinguished himself the other day In
the eyes Of his royal helpmeet's sub
jects by recovering her favorite
dachshund, which she had lost while
walking in pine forest near one
of her residences. The story of this
heroic feat Is thus told by an ad-
miring correspondent THE queen was
exceedingly sorry, for she was much
attached to this particular dog. Prince
Henry therefore determined to go out
himself to look for the missing IA
vorite. He went at once to the for
esters house in the woods and sat up
all night until the first streak of
dawn, when he began searching the
forest To his great delight he was
rewarded by finding 'Paulinchen.' A
prince consort unquestionably has his
uses.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
WHIPPING BRINGS
HIM HALF MILLION.

and pair of crossed matches to war;
of incendiarism The whole devic1
was nailed to a maple tree in front OF
a new farmhouse which Florence was
building.
I'm going to have those women IN
dicted by the grand jury declared
Ward publicly.
This wouldn't have been hare.
either, for in the posse of 30 that
treated the man so summarlly, were
many Of the best known women of tie
country. Their identity. In fact, Is
an open secret now
Then he'll be lynched" was the
threat that ran around Resaca, and the
husbands Of the women who whipped
Ward were the ones who said It,
Then strange thing happened, and
changed everything. The whipping
which Ward got from the Resaca WON.
en- attracted so much attention that IL
was published in many newspapers In
Europe.
One man who read the account was
John H. Trace, of Portsmouth, Eng.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
THE LOAD OF THE LAZY.
This Man Worked Hard In His Own
Particular Way.

One OF the neighborhood loafers sat
comfortably smoking his foul pipe, &C
cording to his daily custom, In the pre-
scription room of drug store. He
was soliloquizing aloud to the clerk.
Here Is a sample Of his sound. con
tented philosophy: IN tell you what!
A man is mighty miserable II he amt
got nothin' to do. when he amt work
In at somethip. know tive tried
both ways an | find that there amt
nothin' that makes a man more miser'
able than dom .notbin' But. you
know, there's two kinds of work; one
OF them Is where teller goes to work
at six in the mornin' an works with
his hands till six at night. The other
Is where a Teller sits around an thinks.
amt never happy unless I'm work
in, but l don't believe In that first
kind of work. believe In thinkln' all
day long. an that's harder than the
other kind, can tell you-you Just
try It II you don't believe me; AMMAN
is mighty miserable when he amt
workin'."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
ALL RELIGIONS IN LONDON.
Faithist Community Latest Addition
to Its Queer Sects.

The Faithist community which has
established a modest footing In Bal.
ham. and whose comprehensive gospel
ranges from the creation of man to
the glory and labors of the gods and
goddesses of the Etherian heavens" Is
the latest addition to the long list Of
London's religious sects. which are
now almost as many as the days OF
the year. In London the Chinaman
burns his incense stick in more than
one joss-house In the east end, the Ma
hometan has his mosque, the Malayan
his temple, near st. Georges street
east; the Parsees worship the sun In
bloomsbury, the Mormons have a mis-.
sion in Islington, and in many parts
Of the metropolis the Buddhists and
Ancestor 'Worshipers perform their
strange rites. or Christian sects in
London there are at least 300. includ-
Ing the Cokelers, the disciples OF VIII
liam Sirgood. the Walworth shoe
maker; the Peculiar People, who pre-
fer prayer to physicians; the Sande-
manians. the followers Of Joanna
Southcott. the prophetic serving
maid; the Shakers and the Seventh
Day Baptists.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
WOMEN IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.
In Many Ways They Had Easier Lives
Than Their Desce ndants.

The women of the sixteenth century
and earlier times had easier lives than
those of our generation. To be sure,
there are hundred labor saving de-
vices to-day which were unknown to
them. But in at least two important
respects they had the advantage over
their descendants. They waged no
conflict against dirt such as we carry
on from morning till night. The Eliz-
abethan had no prejudice against gar
'bage in his front yard. vermin in his
bedroom. decaying rushes on the floor
Of his banquet hall, or soiled lace In
his sleeves. The strength OF arm and
spirit which now goes to keeping clean
was left to the medieval lady for other
tasks. Moreover. although her cloth.
ing was gorgeous-rich with embroid-
cry and lace. and heavy with jewels
1t was not subject to rapid changes OF
fashion. The cut OF sleeve or the
hang of skirt was settled for i've
years rather than five months. Life
was then free from the modern terror
of looking like last years rag bag"
Youths Companion.
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CAME PRETTY FAST FOR PAT.
At That, He Had Had Only What the
Doctor Ordered.

A Philadelphia physician says that
not long ago he was called to see an
Irishman, and among other directions
told him to take an ounce of whisky
three times day. A day or so later
he made another visit and found the
man, while not 80 sick, undeniably
drunk
How did this happen?' the physi-
clan demanded of Pats wife. who was
lowering about solicitously.
Sure. dochter, an It's just what
you ordered. an no more, that he
had" she protested.
II said one ounce Of whisky three
times day; that could not make him
drunk" the physician said. He has
had much more than that
''Divil drop more, dochter, dear"
she declared. Sure an oil didn't
know Just how much an ounce was so
OF whit to the drug store an asked,
an the lad-hes a broth Of boy.
too-told me that an ounce was 16
drains and Pat has had thin regular.
an no more!"-Harper's Weekly.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
FOOD
FACTS
F 90
A Body Balance

People hesitate at the statement that
the famous food. Grape-Nuts, yields as
much nourishment from one pound az
can be absorbed by the system from
ten pounds of meat, bread. wheat or
oats. Ten pounds Of meat might con.
tain more nourishment than one pound
of Grape-Nuts, but not in shape that
the system will absorb as large a pro-
portion OF, as the body can take up
from one pound OF Grape-Nuts.
This food contains the selected parts
OF wheat and barley which are pre-
pared and by natural means predi-
gested, transformed into form of
sugar. ready for immediate assimila.
ton. People in all parts of the world
testify to the value of Grape-Nuts.
A Mo. man says: Il have gained ten
pounds on Grape-Nuts food. can
truly recommend 1t to thin people"
He had been eating meat, bread. etc,
right along, but there was no ten
pounds Of added flesh until Grape-Nuts
food was used.
One curious feature. regarding true
health food is that its use will reduce
the weight Of corpulent person with
unhealthy flesh. and will add to the
weight Of thin person not properly
nourished. There is abundance OF
evidence to prove this.
Grape-Nuts balances the body In a
condition of true health. Scientific Sc.
lection Of food elements makes Grape.
Nuts good and valuable. Its delicious
flavor and powerful nourishing prop
critics have made friends that in
turn have made Grape-Nuts famous.
There's a Reason" Read The Road
to MELVILLE" In pkgs.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24

land It was mentioned that Wari
was an Englishman. There We're CO..
tain other points that made Trace
read the thing over again, and when
he finished he had at last found the
man for whom he had been looking
so long-missing heir to 100000
estate.
Ward has received a letter from
Trace which incloses several clippings
from English newspapers describ-
ing the whipping In detail. The letter
goes into the facts Of the case and rs
serts that Ward is undoubtedly the
long.sought man. He has been asked
to send on documents which will prove
his birth and identity as soon as pos
sible.
So instead of looking for revenge,
Ward is about to sail for England to
look for money. He doesn't want to
waste the time II will take Just now
In running down the women who
whipped him when he can get half a
million dollars merely by proving his
identity.
I'm confident I'm the missing Ward
that they're looking for all right" said
he. I'm making arrangements now 10
go to England to claim my share II
the estate. After | settle up my at.
fairs there | intend to come back to
Resaca. I'll show my assailants that
I'm not afraid TO live right here In thu
community. If they try any funny
business again. they'll find me ready
for them. too"
But suppose he was numerically
whipped? Wasn't the 100000 worth
the whipping?
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
Used Ink for BluinQ.

zone can never be too careful about
apparently harmless articles setting
about the house." said housewife the
other day. mot long ago my husband
brought home one of those big tall bot.
ties of ink from the Office. 1t had got
to be such nuisance buying one Of
the small five-cent bottles every time
We ran out of ink, that he said he
would bring home supply.
About a week after that I got a
new maid. and when she did the wash
ing she took the big bottle Of ink for
bluing. OF course every stitch OF our
white clothes In the washing was
ruinedN
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
Privileges OF Old Age.

Old age has its drawbacks, but 1t
mas also its privileges. Not the least
If these Is leisure; not idlenesss. for
That way lie Indebtedness and disin
tsgration-but freedom from the
stress of unlovely rivalry, and oppor
unity for the calm and moderate pur
SUIT of congenial occupation. With
its advent one may don the armor.
but not the apron, and choosing ones
bench, work, not as slave. but as q
master.-Senator William =, Frye, in
the Circle.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
OHIO FARMER GIVES UP IDEA OF
GETTING REVENGE TO CLAIM
WEALTHY ESTATE.
WIFE'S HARD LOT THE CAUSE
horaewhipping and Earring by lrate
Neiahbors Following Funeral OF
Spouse Attracts Attention In
England.

Canton. O.-Money has come to
many persons in many ways, but few
In this big world have literally been
whipped into wealth. There is such a
one-George Ward. Of Resaca, Mad.
sson county, Ohio-who, thanks to a
Aiding at the hands of women, has
come into 100000
George Ward, citizen of Reseca. Is
not held In high esteem by his neigh.
bors. They have treated him to a
whipping twice already. The first
brought him nothing; the second the
half million.
Ward is 80 years old, farmer,
with money in the bank. who, withal,
Is woman hater. A woman thought
she loved him, and Ward married her
several years ago. He took II out OF
his mother-in-law FIRST he was horse.
whipped by the men Of the village, as
well as tarred and feathered.
But when II comes TO mother.in-law
most men are inclined to be lenient,
% Ward was not molested further
But II was another story when word
tVothto tht iht man
treatment OF his dying wife.
Mrs. Ward contracted tuberculosis.
During her sickness her husband was
anything but gentleness. so the neigh.
bors say. Gossip grew louder and
louder, but nobody lifted finger while
the woman was still alive. Finally she
sreathed her last The husband fol
lowed the body to the grave.
When the last words were said
Ward started back to his empty home.
As he was passing through the village
30 women suddenly sprang out of am.
bush. They were masked and they
we're armed with buggy whips and
stout hickory switches and pieces of
Hath
The women piled upon the carriage
and unceremonlously dragged the kick.
ing. struggling man out upon the road
A dozen hands quickly slipped moose
around Wards neck and he was held
helpless. while the others of the party
whipped the man almost to insensibil.
ity.
The whipping over. they brought
red paint and liquid tar. which they
smeared all over his hair and whisk.
Srs.
Then they let him go. The women
gave no clew to their identity at the
lime.
Black and blue from his bruises ard
black and red from his tar and paint.
Ward went home. When he overed
se consulted a lawyer. He proposed
suing for damages, as well as Lringing
criminal prosecutions. Among others
he consulted. too, was John NJ. Flor
ence, one of the richest land holders
in the county, owner of Wards farm.
Two other farmers. Jonah Ward and
John NJ. Bradley. also sympathized
with him.
Florence lives near Plain City. One
day he drove out to his Resaca farm
and there he found a regulation white
cap notice. II read:
Beware! Also Jonah and John NJ.
II you have money for Ward We have
fire for you"
This notice was crudely printed
with a piece of charcoal. There were
the regulation skull and crossbones
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
The First Game Preserve.

The bluegrass region of Kentucky
and Tennessee was the first national
park and game and forest preserve In
America. IL was so set apart sfors
he white man had come with profas
.,g foot and conquering firearms k
- great Iroquois tribes OF indiana
the Tx Nations. They forbade ars
settlement or agriculture In all that
great region. and 1t became known W
the hunting grounds"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24

Il like simplicity" said Senator
Beveridge simplicity saves us lot
of trouble, too,
1.-TWO men met In front of the Blank
hotel the other day and fell into po.
litical argument. They were ordinary,
everyday sort OF men, but one Of
them had an extraordinary flow of
polysyllabic language. He talked halt
an hour, and his companion listened
In daZe.
land now the speaker pompously
concluded, perhaps you will coincide
with me"
"The others face frightened up.
why, yes; thanks, old man, he an
swered heartily, moving toward the
barroom door. I don't care II ! do"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24

Laura Simmons tells In an article
why good New Englanders should
stick TO pie. and calls attention to the
fact that Emerson ate 1t three times
a day, and says that pie Is the ladder
by which New England has climbed
to it's place OF proud eminence. She
questions whether any sensible per
son was ever known to forage at the
midnight hour for predlgested cereals
or the innocuous prune, She does not
believe that many New England ances
tors died Of apoplexy. due to pie. but
counsels all to go on pie'eating. despite
the fact that the fat has gone forth
that It Is vulgar to eat pie.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24

The other night was the time
agreed on. and Walter hustled home
from work Will gladness which
would not down In spite of the feel.
Ing that he had forgotten something.
This feeling wore of before he reached
Miss Graves house. but II came back
with rush when his bride.to.be in.
CURED: Did you bring the llcense?"
IN go right back after It," said
Walter; and his horse travelled back
TO Royalston faster than II had ever
done before Then Walter aroused
the town clerk and got the license and
started back for the third time to
cover the l7.mile trip. 1t was 1890
a. m. when he reached the Graves
home again. His bride greeted him
as cheerfully as possible under the
circumstances and then began to get
herself ready. This took two hours
more. Then. with the Graves family
waving goodby and good luck, they
were of for the minister's.
Rev. Charles Burt Williams Is a man
of his word, and he was still awake
At four o'clock, as the early rising
ROSTERS were growing and the birds
twittering. he Joined the hands Of
Walter and Elsie and made them one
Il hope, young man, you will b,
willing to do as much for your wifi,
five years from to-day" was his part
ing message to the couple.
Walter had just about time to ge
back TO Royalston to work In tn,
morning.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
Voice of Protest.

WHO is that screaming so?" asked
the Inveterate Shopper of the shop
girl who had just come out OF the
room whence issued the screams
ITS a shoplifter." the girl replied
"She Is declaring her innocence"
And is she innocent?" queried the
Inveterate Shopper.
"They had only unraveled ten yards
of silk from her person when left"
the shop girl replied.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
Punishment BY Inches.

Bergen (Genesee county, justice
OF the peace has adopted an original
scheme for the dispensation OF justice.
Henry Meyer, q years old and seven
feet two inches tall. was prisoner In
his court for stealing four bags OF
oats. He was sentenced to 80 days in
Jail. one day for each inch of stature
and one for each bag.-Nunda IN. "
News.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24

from kidney trou.
bles. My back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
S h arp, 8 h ooting
pains. My eyesight
was poor, dark spots
appeared before me,
and / had dizzy
spells. For ten years
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24

I could not do Homework, and for two
years did not get out Of the house.
The kidney secretions were irregular,
and doctors were not helping me.
Doans Kidney Pills brought me quick
relief, and finally cured me. They
saved my life."
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
A Bju Loser,

Mrs. Myles-I see the 24.year-old
son Of London dry goods man Is a
bankrupt, having managed TO get rid
of $2,l00.000 since he came of age.
Mrs. Styles-Oh. well, boys will be
boys!
Mrs. Myles-Well, this looks as II
a boy had an ambition to be q
bridge whist player.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-08-24
so ABSENT-MiNDEO He
FORGOT HIS LICENSE
THEN STEVENS HAD TO MAKE
NIGHT RIDE OF 81 MILES WHILE
BRIDE WAITED UP.

Worcester. Mass.-Walter N. Stew
ems, of North Dana, is lumberman,
and this is his busy season. SO when
he and Elsie l.. Graves. of Royalston,