Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1907-08-03
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my appearance had lmprovedY mo.
| said you looked more like Yourself"
Life.
Dear Robert, | intend to share all
your cares But, my pet have no
cares Il mean after we are mar
ried.'-Fllegende Batter.
Briggs-My wife had birthday YES
terday, and we took day Off. Grlggs
When mine has birthday she takes
year off.-Cassells Journal.
Hadsum-I want a good revolver.
Dealer-A six shooter? Hadsum-Bet.
Ter make 1t a nine shooter. It's for
cat next door.-Ally Sloper.
DO you know, my husband, had a
terrible habit of sleeping In church, but
he broke himself of It'll" Howl"
Gave up going !"-Sketchy Bits.
Teacher-What Is a coal magnate,
Iommie2 Tommie-I don't know,
madam; l only thought those things
come In cheese !-Yonkers Statesman.
Missionary-And do you know moth
Ing whatever of religlon2 Cannlbal--
Well, we got taste of 1t when the
last missionary was here-Cleveland
Leader.
Roberts-Poor williams died and left
a wife and three children. Jones'
That's nothing He was too mean to
take them anywhere when he was liy-
ing.-Llfe.
Friend suppose the baby Is fond
Of you? Papa-Fond Of me2 Why he
sleeps all day when I'm not at home
and stays up all night just to enjoy
my society News.
Mrs. Backpay-Good. morning, sir
VIII you take a chair2 Installment
House Collector-No, thank you,
Philadelphia Record.
First Thespian--And the audience,
my boy, you should have seen them.
They were glued to their seats. Sec
ond Dltto-Ah a good way of keeping
them Observation-Disclosures
The Coming Guest--I see you charge
five shillings for a room. When l was
here In December you only charged
three shlllings Il day. The Landlady
All, but the days are longer now
Sketch.
First Man-How do you do? Sec
ond Man-Beg pardon, but you have
the advantage of me. First Man-Yes
l suppose l have. We were engaged
to the same girl; but you married her.
Tit Bits.
Suburban Host Ito unexpected sup
per guest) Now then, Miss Hooson
pie or-er-or docking round and dis
covering there Is no other dish or
not?-The Tattler.
when 1 was coming home last
night" said Miss Skeery, II saw man
skulklng along in the shadow. Oh,
how | ranr AN couldn't you catch
himf" inquired her little brother, In
nocently.-Cleveland Leader.
The Eldest Hope-Who's that. mai
His Fond Mama-'Ush, Grace that's
the gentleman that married me. The
Eldest Hope-Then, If that's the gen.
tleman wot married you, wot's pa do
Ing In our house?-The Sketch.
Visitor Ito artists young wife,
Whatever were you two laughing over
SO Just now? Wife-Oh, it was such
fun! My husband painted and | cook
ed, and then we both guessed what the
things were meant for.-Tatler.
A man who was charged at the Will
esden police court with lntoxica-
ton and using bad language pleaded
guilty to the first part of the charge,
adding: "As to the Language, l know
nothing about that because I'm deaf"
London Express
"That young student upstairs must
have a tremendous correspondence,
postman; you always have letters for
him" "Yes; | quarreled with him
once. and ever since he sends himself
a post card every day, so have to
mount five flights of stairs to deliver
TIT Bits
Miss Withers-You are blushing,
Coya! What was that clumsy partner
Of yours saying? Miss Knisely-Oh,
nothing; only that before he met me
life seemed desert to him. Miss
Withers-That is no reason why he
should waltz like a dromedary, Is It.?
Town and Country.
They had been married just seven
months and nineteen days by the
almanac. Tomorrow" she announced,
will be my birthday. What are you
going to get for me, GeorgeY II
haven't the least idea, my dear" re-
piled her husband. II read In last
nights paper about Kansas man who
got a secondhand oyercoat and 81 for
his wife, but I'll probably not be so
lucky. Daily News.
Don't take 1t so hard, Mr.. Play