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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
REMEMBER REMEMRER.


I remember-I remember-three months
ago today,
That we were wailing in despair about a
chilly May
g Twill snow in August sure as fate" the
weather prophet said
But now the hair is badly singed upon my
bllstered head.
1 remember Cemember-just three short
months ago.
How every man was wailing at the pros
pect Of snow
"Will summer never Gomez they asked
Alas now and alaCk,
The Precipitation IN a stream is trucking
down my back.
l remember remer1ber-how we cUssed
about the weather
When biting breczes in the spring swept
DER the frozen heather
We had to wear our OVerCoats-We raised
an awful row
Ach Lieber-hOW I'd like TO feel those
biting breezes now!
And looking backward with high. how
sadly I remember
The dope that August would be WORSE
than even bleak December
With raging thirst / ponder on the alma
macs predi.'ion-
Oh, what q nature fake il was-Oh, what
a bunch of fictionI
1 remember remember-just how 1 held
my breath
When some reno wned astrologer said we
would freeze TO death
felt dOwnhearted in the spring-and now
L feeling blue,
Because, Of all predictions made, not one
Of them came true.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
A LA MODE.



Why 90 you want TO marry me. Ger
ald?' asked the beautiful girl. with the
most bewitching smile, as she snuggled
wretch that ever powdered her face. I
like you well enough, but ] can't afford
to be your wife. My tastes are expen-
siye. The man / marry must be able 10
give me d trip through Europe provide
me with yachts, automobiles. diamonds.
servants and a COstly establishment. You
can't afford to do that. I have looked
you up in Bradstreets. You haven {
much money and your credit is not over
" good. Besides all this, 1 am older
than I look, and 1 have a vicious dis
position
81 know it. Glyeerine." he said. making
a futile effort TO twirl the moustache he
had shaved off the day before, "and
suspect you Of dying your hair, eating
onions and being fond OF cats. That's
why I want you. darling. AS for me
am even poorer than you think. 7 smoke
cheap cigars and go I'm debt for them.
have an incursble thirst for liquor and
all nv people become prematurely bald
In fact" he added. embracing her yield
ing form. Il am the only man that's a
fitting mate for you, and this thing OF
living single bOTes me-
But 7 am already engaged to a mil
lionaire.'
And there is a beautiful young heiress
who will sue me for breach of promise if
/ marry you
Say no more, Gerald" she murmured
dropping her head on his shoulder with
a dull thud. "We'll hitch"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

would be amusing if il were not so
costly. Why shouldn't the people be
indignant to find that their neighbors
have been conspiring TO rob them?
Why shouldn't the wrath of the vic
tins find expression in a determination
to punish the robbers IL it is at all
possible? With living at its maximum
anyway. do the conspirators expect
their customers to feel cheerful when
they discover that expenses have been
run up to an abnormal standard sim
ply for the enrichment of one class of
traders?
Running over the names of the men
who have been mixed up in this COM
bination, one sees some who have been
loudest in their outcry against the mail
order houses of the east, and most
strenuous in their demands that home
manufactures and industries be pa
tronized. Comparing the prices of the
catalogue houses and the prices of
these men it is easy TO understand why
careful consumers smile incredulously
when they are asked to patronize the
home article. Nearly every staple in
groceries, in canned goods, In soap and
imperishable articles. of consumption
can be bought cheaper in Chicago and
shipped direct TO the consumer, freight
paid, for from 10 TO % per cent less
tE1n it can be bought here. Naturally,
the householder prefers to patronize
home manufactures and dealers, even
at slightly higher price. but no sane
man or woman, if economical at all, Is
going TO submit to extortion simply be-
cause the extortioner lives in the same
community. There is just one way to
win the support of home people for
home industries, and that way is the
honest way of asking only a reasonable
profit on a competitive basis and deiiv-
ering goods that will hold the customer
X
What will be done to dissolve the IL
legal combination and punish the re-
sponsible heads of it remains to be
seen. The legal procedure is a matter
for lawyers and elected officials OF the
people; but no matter what is done.
the public is thoroughly aroused over
the situation and is determined to rem
edy the evils which exist unless the Of
tenders themselves see the handwrit-
ing on the wall and hasten TO change
their ways, somebody is going to get
hurt, and that right shortly.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
hLTRUIsTIc ADVISERS.

Nothing could be kinder, more I'M
selfish or more highly appreciated than
the solicitude of the Republicans and
Americans" for the welfare of the
Democratic party. This is particularly
noticeable as the municipal campaign
draws near, and 1t becomes most
touching now that it is clear the Dem
ocrats are going to conduct their party
affairs in their own way.
For instance, the Republicans, who
not long since suggested a fusion of
their own party with the Democrats,
and who later announced that the
Americans" and Democrats would
ton of Mayor Bransford as a Demo-
crat. OF course that is disinterested
advice and appreciated as such, but If
it was meant honestly, if there was a
sincere desire to accomplish the nomi-
nation the suggestion from such a
source would be withheld. On the
other hand, the Americans" are GER
tain the Republicans and Democrats
should fuse, and urge it as good poll
tics
Both of these parties, the Smoot
wing of the Republican party and the
American" wing of the same party.
could wish nothing better than to- see
the Democracy go into a fusion
scheme. They know that no matter
what the alliance. it would ALLEVIATE the
g,,1 fc - hot
Hgious faith or personal political rela-
ton.
But no such blunder will be made.
The Democracy of Salt Lake will name
it's own ticket, the best one in the field,
and it will make a vigorous campaign.
If the people of the city really desire
a clean. efficient administration of their
municipal business affairs they will
elect the Democratic candidates. And
if by any chance the factions can
hatred on one side or the other to de-
feat the Democratic ticket, why so
much the worse for the city.
However, the Democrats have every
reason to believe that the average citi-
zen is tired of the strife. the bitterness
and loss to the community that has re-
suited from the feud of the "Ameri-
cans" and the Smoot Republicans.
They believe the times are right for
defeat of both factions and the election
of men who have nothing in common
with either side to the domestic war
fare. They will make their appeal to
the voters on straight political lines
and ask support for a business admin
istration of business interests.
And on that basis they have a first
class fighting chance to win.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
GEORGIA PETITION TO WALL ST,
ATLANTA Constitution

They say up thar. in Wall street, that
moneys thar to burn,
That the dollars jingle, tingle ever which
away you turn;
That it's pilin' up in pyramids an float
in in the air:
Oh, ] wish that when they burn II they
would blow the smoke down here.
It meets you. an il greets yOu-it takes
you by the hand:
1t nipples in the rivers an it blossoms in
the land.
II wrinkles in the sunshine an makes the
weather clear;
Oh. I wish that when # blooms they
would blow the blooms down here!
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

suddenness of his attack on the presi-
dent that made it so devilishly sue
cessful. 1t makes me feel rather bitter
when 1 remember that the president
had said. just a few hours before. that
he knew he could trust all his guards.
And then to think that in that one mo-
ment of test one of us should have ut
terly failed him, Parker knew that
he had failed in duty. He looked like
a convicted criminal the next day. He
was never the same man afterward.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
CHEAP RECREATION.
CSan Antonio Expressly

tSan AntOnl0 EXpTess.J
II. o. Havemeyer. the famous head of
the American sugar industry. said of a
undertaking magazine article
Articles such as this don't impress
me with their sincerity or their justice.
Reading them, one is reminded of the
rich old woman who said to her daugh-
ter:
Isn't it dull and stupid?
"'DuIl and stupid is no word for it.
the daughter answered I'm bored to
death
THE mother yawned.
Ring for the cook she said. We'll
give her regular good scolding-just to
kill time
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
When Watch Won't Run

Bring it to us and have il repaired
right. or get a new one at a price never
dreamed of before. j. c. Nelson Co.
227 South Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Will Get Out of Reach.
Washington Post

Caleb Powers announces that when he
gets out of Jail in Kentucky he will run
for congress. but on second thought he
may conclude to take the first train for
the state of Indiana
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Where They Can Use Brother Frank

Chicago Journal)
If Frank Rockefeller is broke he can
undoubtedly get job from a yellow
newspaper to write things about John d.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

Pat Moran must have a heap more
confidence in the council than most
people. He has gone on vacation
when most Of the councilmen are in
town.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
COURT OR CAUGHT.
CHarner,s weekly

sold your automobile. eh2" exclaimed
Wvss what was the trOuble2"
Couldn't control it," explained Acher
when 7 ran fast it took me to the pO-
lice court. and when I ran slowly it didn't
take me anywhere"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Never Waste Time on DeIberation.

Secretary Taft says: ANY action ia
ken by Mr.. Roosevelt or his officials is
not the result Of an hours elaboration.
Depend on that This does not meet the
fear that it was much less than an hour.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

To hear some of these Republicans
talk you'd think they were laying
awake o. night thinking out plans in
aid of Democratic success at the city
election.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Not Intentionally.

In the midst of this concerted attack on
Mr.. Rockefeller is there no charitable per
son who will search the records to see If
there is not one law that the Standard OIL
company has obeyed at some time?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

We still think the Americans"
their next candidate for mayor and
seek vindication of their city adminis-
tration.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
VIII Be a Household Necessity.
Houston POst)

We suppose that snakes trained to bite
people early and often viii command good
prices in Georgia next year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
PERTINENT PARAGRAPHS.
He Just Wants the Earth.
Chicago Record-HeraldD

Hartman is quoted as saying that he
would rather own all the railroads than
run the government. The reporter prob
ably misunderstood him. He must have
said he would rather own all the rail-
roads and run the government.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
May Be Room for Improvement.
buffalo ExpressD

Speaker Cannon says he is in favor of
the policy of letting well enough alone
so far as the tariff is concerned. But how
about those who are not satisfied that
present conditions are we'll enough?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Rescues Made to Order.
anaconda Standardl

Secretary Taft will visit Yellowstone
park the last of the month. There is
ample time % plan some kind of heroic
exploit whereby he can claim the heavy
weight championship of the life-saving
service.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

When q householder looks at his
grocery bill he finds it hard to believe
that the local combination of dealers is
the philanthropic institution its pro-
moters claim 1t is.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
YES, YES.

CYoungs Magazine)
81 suppose" said Mrs. Tartleigh. when
you die you expect to meet all your hUs
bands?"
you are very rude retOrted Mrs.
Muchwedde When l die 1 expect to go
TO heaven"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
But Most of IL Goes to Talk.

(St Louis Globe-Democrat)
Not all of President RoOsevelt's time is
spent in pitching hay. Some Of it is de-
voted to saving wood.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

Roderiek Dhu Mckenzie may be
Scotch, as his name implies; but would
a real kiltis cork the highbsll game
on Sunday as Mckenzie has?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Has Its ADVANTAGES.

Philadelphia North American)
One consolation in the telegraph strike
is that we may hear nothing OF Hartje for
a few days
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Another objection TO Him.
ATLANTA JournaIl

The American people may conclude that
Mr.. Taft IS too fond Of travel to be kept
cooped up in the White House.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Nay Cause Tom to Break Out Again.
(Boston Globe.)

Up to date neither Mr.. Addicks nor Mr.
H. H. Rogers has sent the new Lawson
granddaughter silver cup.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29

Miss Esther Allen will begin her fall
work i'm violin instruction Sept at
her studio in Gordon academy. Bell
phone 1892.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
QUO VADtS?
U.ondon sketch \

dondon Sketch.)
Nurse-Come indoors at once. Master
Richard. and be good boy. You won't
go to heaven if you're so naughty.
Master RichsId-I don't want to go to
heaven; / want to GO with father!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
There Are Shorter and UsIier Words
washington Post

W dSnlHElOn IOstst
II has been so hot at Oyster Bay lately
that by George" must have seemed ut
terly Inadequate as a safety valve for
the presidents feelings
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
Another Outbreak in Colorado.

As Governor Buchtel vas tn agEresSor.
Judge Lindsey might name inkwells at ten
PAGES.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
The One Judge Lands Handed Him.

tHOuSton POSIb
Mr. Rockefeller told a newspaper man
thai he felt fine.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
WEATHER FOR SALT LAKE.
Fair.
THE METALS,

Silver. CSC per ounce.
Copper (casting), 17Izc per pound.
Copper tcathodes), 172tc per pound.
Lead. s5.25 per 100 pounds.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-29
ADJUSTMENTS TODAY.

Orpheum-Matinee and evening. vaude
vile.
Grand-"Joshua Simpkins"
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23
A GAS WELL.
A Strong Flow Struck in Columbia
at the Depth of rs Feet.
ON THE PROPERTY OF N. NJ. rUTT.

Gas at the depth of It's feet has been
struck on the Tut addition in this place,
the fact creating considerable excite
ment, last Saturday evening and during
the day Sunday. Mr.. Tut was having
a well bored for water in the South end
of town, and for several days there
have been strong Indications of gas.
Last Saturday afternoon about 5
o'clock, pipe one inch in diameter
was stuck in the ground, the upper
end being about twelve feet from the
earth. The gas was set on fire, and
during the whole night and most of
Sunday, blaze five or six feet long
gushed from the pipe. Many citizens
visited the scene, and it was generally
conceded that gas in great quantities
could be found ION the hill"
Mr.. TAFT will give the present well a
thorough test, and if he has struck a
sufficient flow he will pipe it to his res
idence, using it for lights and fuel.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23
CARD.
Editor of The News.-

Editor of The News.-
With all. due appreciation of your
kind mention of my sermons on ''The
Kingdom of Heaven" and "Civil Gov
ernment," ! must say that your COM
ment was too brief to give an adequate
idea Of my position on the tariff; and,
as there has been considerable discus
sion since about it, ask for space in
which to give the substance ssof my re-
marks on that topic.
Incidentally, attention was drawn to
the fact that the prime difference be-
tween the Democratic and the Republi-
can parties, in which the one Scontends
for tariff for revenue only and the
other insists on having ga protective
tariff, /" is only academic and cannot be
realized in fact Even if the Presi-
dent, the Senate and the House Of Rep
resentatives were all Democrats, and
were to attempt to create tariff for
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23
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The Adair County news., 1907-10-23

revenue only their every impost
would operate as protective tariff in
the case of products the like of which
is grown or manufactured in this coun-
try. There has never been a time
since the existence of this contention
between these two parties when a tax
on articles of commefce not produced
in this country would have given suffi-.
cient revenue to support the Federal
Government; and now, since we have
acquired the Hawaiian Islands, the
PHILIPPINES and Porto Rico, and are actu-
ally producing everything that is made
or that grows under the sun, a tariff
that will not act as protective tariff
is simply impossible.
Having made this evident to every
thoughtful person who heard the ad-
Dress undertook to show why a re-
vision of the tariff is desirable. In do
ing so, / recited some facts relative to
certain imposts devised by the Colonial
Council in a British colony showing
how, the members of the Council being
wealthy proprietors of sugar estates
and the like, they imposed duties which
enriched the aristocracy and impover-
ished the peasantry. l stated that
there are tariff laws in this country
which operate in the same way, and
added that it is hopeful sign of better
ment when distinguished men in both
the great parties seem anxious to re
wise the tariff.
The main object of my discourse was
to advocate wholesome independence
of party behests on the part of voters,
that competent men may be chosen for
Office who shall be able to cope with the
real problems that confront us.
Yours truly, w. K. AzBILL.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23

Mr.. L. G. Dohoney, who is now set
Ting the outstanding business of Page
& Dohoney, will go to Quanah, Texas,
as soon as the affairs of said firm can
be wound to close, which he thinks
will take about three weeks. He has
already been offered position at Qua
nah. Adair county boys continue to
leave us for points where better in
ducements are offered.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23
SERIOUSLY HURT.


Mr.. J. R. Durham, of Campbellsville,
brother of Mr.. r. H.. Durham, of this
place, was struck in the head and Sc
riously hurt at the canning factory a
few days ago. The lick was struck
from behind, as we are informed, by
William Burress, who interferred in a
quarrel that was in progress between
his brother, John Burress, and Mr..
Durham. Mr.. Durham was badly hurt,
and has been confined to his bed since.
The two Burress' were arrested, but
they waived an examination, and were
held in the sum of $3.50 each.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23

The popular game, 'Lost Heir" has
struck Columbia. Last Friday evening
party of young people met with Miss
Fannie Jones, number of games be-
ing played, the contests spirited. 1t is
innocent amusement, but quite facinat-
ing. The club m e t s every Fri
day evening. The next meeting will
be with Miss Alice Walker.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23

. DIR. w. T. Grissom has just returned
from Elida, New Mexico. He has Wis
tied the News office and exhibited spec
linens of corn, caffir corn, milo maze
and California wheat, all stock feed.
The corn is up to the average here, and
the milo maze and caffir is as good as
grown in any country.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23

Mr.. ]. w. Flowers, of this place, has
purchased of G. Murrell Middleton, of
Shelbyville, an extra fine Burkshire sow
which won first money at the Illinois
State Fair this year. Her name is
Lord Lee Gem vi. Her sire is the
famous champion, Lord Lee. A great
many called to see this animal last Fri
day, pronouncing her the best SOW in
all this country. Mr.. Flowers paid
fancy price for her.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23

The firm of P age & Dohoney has been
Dissolved, Mr.. Page buying Mr.. Do
honey's interest in the drug The
firm has number of accounts on their
books, and parties owing same are re-
quested to call and settle at once. The
firm is ready to settle any claim against
it. (50-1t) Page & Dohoney.
The Adair County news., 1907-10-23

Rev. P. A T. Kasey, brotherof Rev.
A. R. Kasey, of this place, was mar
ried yesterday morning, the 22nd inst,
to Miss May Johnston, Elkton, KY.
Mr. Kasey is pastor of the Methodist
Church, Mumfordville, and the couple
will be at home November LIST.