Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-01-26
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How many children have your
Two living aGd one writing jokes for
n daily paper. Leader.
us Maude taking day Off to cele-
brate her birthday" NO she's tax
ing a year off. Boston Transcript.
"You surely don't meet them social
ly.' oh, no; only TO have good
time, you know. Los Angeles News.
ReddI see they have new dance,
called the automobile dance. Greene
Is II breakdown Yonkers States
man.
THAT handsome Jack Savage kissed
me last night" Il thought he would
He told me he felt awfully sorry for
you, Cleveland Plain Dealer.
What are you taking for your coldT
Nothing" "Nothing?" But my dear
fellow" Nothing, say, not even
advice. Fine day, isn't it?"--Cleveiand
Leader
Cpson-Do you get that rundown
feeling every spring? Downs-Every
spring. Why. I've been hit by an auto
once week for the last two months
Detroit Free Press
Neighbor-Herr Huber. come home
Immediately Your wife has sufrocat-
Ell herself with gas. Huber Heavens!
Therell be nice gas bill to pay
Wiener Salonwitzblatt
,tnil ,.n,, so,, ,-c,,,. non, .,oo4.-t, ,,o,nn
was Steed?' Yes; Doctor Steed"
My! Ia be afraid to engage him.
sounds rs If lie were Il great charger"
Philadelphia Ledger.
Mr.. Jawback (savagely) i wish you
were somewhere Ia never be able to
see you again. Mrs. Jawbaclx (sweet-
lyl-Well at any rate, it's nice of you
70 wish me in heaven.--Cleyeland Lead
err
She-Did YOU ever see the Homer
twins? He-Yes. She-Don't you think
the boy is the picture of his fatherg
Hc-Yes-and | also think the girl IL
the phonograph of her mother.-Chi-
cago News
Nervous Porter Gin single breath,
to hotel doorkoeper) i spose yer don't
'appen ter know nobody wot amt stop
pin ere wot ain't sent for no one not
to move no luggage nor nothink, do
yer?- Sketch.
First MilliOnaire-llard lines these
days. Second Millionaire Yes; our
ra!at{Vos ara ,rofttpv fCr no ~ do t0
get our money, and the rest of the
world doesn't want to wait that long
New York sun.
JaCk-So of the greatest bachelors
of the age tell us that marriage Is
fat failure. IVA (evaslvely) We'll
er--all married couples don't have to
live In fats. Some can live In cot
tages. Illustrated Bits
Hubby My pet, you viii pardon me.
hut aren't these gr4dde cakes n little
burnt? WHEY (almost in tears) %,
TOM And / tried 20 make them so
pretty for you with that pyrograph set
you gave me.--3oston Transcript.
Legal Repartec. Lawyer say,
doctor, why are you always running
MS lawyers DOWN. Doctor (dryly) ---
We'll, your profession doesn't make an
gels Of men, does It? Lawyer--Why,
no you certainly have the advantage
o. us there, doctor.
The Just Judge Judge" said Mrs.
Starvcn To the magistrate who had re-
Gently come 10 board with her, I'm
particularly anxious TO have you try
this chicken soup" II have tried IT,
replied the magistrate, land my decis-
ion Is that the chicken has proved an
allbi"
What fishing on the SabbathT" ex-
claimed the clergyman, reprovlngy.
Don't you know that little boys who
fish on the Sabbath go to the bad
placer Huh, guess OATS right
replied the bad boy, disgustedy. II
couldn't a struck no worse place dan
dis. "--Pbiladelphia Press.
There Ia no sport In a cumbersome
machine" he bantered. give me the
blooded horse. Why, with a horse l
can take the fence every time" The
motorlst laughed. take the fence, eh?
Why, that is nothing. With an automo-
bile YOU can take the fence. the gate,
the tree. the pump, and the barn all In
two or three seconds. Chicago Daily
News