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The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Some years ago |
began to feel weak
and miserable, and
one day awoke from
a nap with a pierre
ing pain in my back
hat m ade M e
scream. For two
days l could not
move, and after that
l had backache and
dizzy spells all the
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums, s,reducesinfiamma-
ton, allays pain, cures wind collie. 25c ia bottle
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Mahanoy City Especially Return
ing to their homes in Giiberton af-
ter missing the last car in town at
midnight. four Lithuanians locked
arms and walked on the Reading
track, being piowed into by fast
freight west Of Town. Enoch Bartis
and Simon Kislowsky we're killed,
while Anthony Sibutchis and Thomas
AmbSose were tossed aside, escaping
with only few bruises.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

She--They criticised my last fancy
dress scandalously.
He (dryly) They must have had
very little to talk about illustrated
Bits.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

FITS, st. vitus'D Dance: Nervous pfseasesper-
manently cured by DR.. Kline's Great Nerve
Restorer. 81 trial bottle and treatise free.
Or. II. R. Kline, Id, 1881 Arch ST.. Phil6, Pa.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Caxton had just invented the print
Ing press.
Fine" cried the college boys.
We can now send home for money
for books"
Thus did the discovery meet with
early appreciation. New York Sun.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Fan But perhaps she doesn't love
you.
Jack oh, yen. she does,
Fan How do you know7
Jack When ! told her that / had
no money to get married on. she
offercd to borrow some from her
father Pick-Me-Up.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

A girl hankers after an eIopement
because it usually means bigger
notice in the newspapers than the other
way.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

When a girl gives you her check TO
kiss in public it's a sign she really
known how to do II when nobody is
around.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Giving him credit has started many
man on the road to the almshouse.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

A newly married man protects his
wife by putting his armor round her.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

H. H. GREENS SONS, of ,Atlauta, Ga, are
the only successful Dropsy Specialixts IN the
world. See their liberal offer in 9dFeftise-
ment in another column Of this paper.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Itch cured in 50 minutes by Woohord's
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. AT druggists.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Dogs and fleas were invented for each
other. Don't blame the dogs.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

No matter how much woman loves
her husband. she always hopes that
her daughter will marry better than
she did.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Good resolutions are useless attempts
to interfere with natural laws.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Having diffused n sleep producing
vapor after they had entered the
home OF Adolph Rist at pottsville,
burglars looted every room and der
camped with considerable pIunder.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

While returning to his home In
Morea John Roskas was held up by
footpads, who robbed him OF con-
siderable money, then beat him and
threw him into the creek
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Open confession may be good for the
soul. but its bad for the reputation.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Daniel Jacoby after making a few
purchases at the store OF Jacob Gebt,-
ner. In York. dropped over dead. He
was apparently IN good health, and
was AZ years old,
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

There is nothing In the world like
the devotion OF a married woman. 1t
rs a thing no married man knows any
thing about
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07
TESTED BY TIME.
A Cure That Has Held Good Four
Years.

Mrs. Mary Crumlish, OF 1880 West
Third street, Wilmington, Del, SAYS:
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Mrs. L. M. Tinney, story writer,
1876 4. Nueva St., San Antonio, Tex,
writes:
"Durinq 1901 ] suffered from nasal
catarrh, which various other remedies
failed to relieve.
six bottles Of Peruna, which | took,
entirely cured me, the catarrh disap-
pearing and never returning.
II therefore cheerfully recommend
Peruna TO all similarly afflicted"
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07

Mrs. Ellen Nagle, Ala 4th street, Green
Bay, Wis, writes:
II have often heard Peruna praised and
IL IL more widely known here than any
other medicine, but / never knew what a
splendid medicine it really was until few
weeks ago, when j caught a bad cold
which settled all over me.
"The doctor wanted 10 prescribe, but
told him ] was going to try Peruna and
sent for bottle and tried it.
"I felt much better the next morning
and within FIVE days | had not trace OF
any lameness or any cough.
~ consider u the T,tcst cough REM
edy."
PERUNA TABLETs:--Some people prefer
TO take tablets, rather than to take med
icine in fluid form. Such people can OBJ
tain Peruna tablets, which represent the
solid medicinal ingredients Of Peruna.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-11-07
m nm TELEGRAPHERS WANTED +.

iii HIN lege. In charge of ex-railway officials.
IVyOVV N. r. N. in School-rooms Positions pa
s----- our graduates under $3.50 Guaranty
Write for catalor. NATIONAL TELEGRAP
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-05-25
THE CARELESS TESTIMONIAL,

Great interest is being taken in the
testimonial concert to be given in the
Tabernacle on June 10th in honor of
the veteran and talented composer
and musician, Prof. George Careless.
The programme will consist of varied
vocal and instrumental selections and
:. number of the best known hymns
written by Prof. Careless who will
conduct the choir in person.
Following is the committee Prof.
Stephens, Karl Scheid, H. G.. Whit
ney. VIM. Wetzell, A. II. Peabody, J.
J. Mcclellan, Squire Coop, Geo. D.
Piper, c. S. Burton, Fergus Coulter,
N. w. Clayton, Prof. Peterson, II. S.
Ensign, Willard Weihe, John Held,
]. J. Daynes, H. NJ. Dinwoodey, Fred
c. Graham, H. ]. Grant, Richard w.
Young, A. J. McLachlan, Frank Y.
Taylor, Arthur Shepherd, Nephi L.
Morris, Hugh J. Cameron and J. D.
Spencer
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-05-25

ding. Having embroiled himself var
iously and ridiculously in many mis-
haps he eventually discovers that his
to-be daughter-in-law is a most cir
cumspect person whom he can use
to pave his way into societey.
The settings are uncommonlv in
teresting and there is not a moment
when the animate scenery-the Choir
isis not attractive. A dozen of the
songs seem to have caught the popu
lar fancy, notably Miss Gaines Don't
you Want to Buy Paper?" and
Poker Love-" ditty accompanied
by charming dance. Mr.. Bernard
has no songs i'll the piece and great
is the rejoicing on that account
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-05-25
THE BLUE MOON"

MIR. James T. Powers may we'll be
envious of Mr.. Bernard. His new
musical comedy, "The Blue Moon"
at the Casino is another of those
idealess, tuneless jumbes of stereo-
typed nonsense by syndicate of Eng
lish composers and librcttists that
hardly succeed in raising one legiti-
mate laugh through an entire evening
The company, with one or two ex-
ceptions is poor.-Some Dramas of
the Day, by Louis V. De Foe, in The
Red Book.
Truth. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1901-1908, 1907-05-25
THE RICH MR.. HOGGENHEI-
MER."

1t is hard to breathe new life into
an old character, but Mr.. Harry B.
Smith, who has transplanted Mr.. Sam
Demands funny Dutchman from
The Girl From Rays" to "The
Rich Mr.. Hoggenheimer has Sue
cessfully accomplished the feat--with
Mr. Bernard's broken-dialect assist
ance, of course.
The new piece, for which Mr. Lud-
wig Highlander has spun a melodic
drapery is now installed on broad
way, where it bids fair to become
one of the most popular musical-com-
edies of the season, ranking second
only to "The Red Mill"
AS Hoggenheimer, Mr.. Bernard
impersonates festive London mil
lionaire who comes TO America, os-
tensibly to rescue his son from the
clutches of an adventures, but real
ly to escape the results of one Of his
own indiscretions. On the ship he
falls into the same snare of a design
ing actress and his peace is further
disturbed by his suspicious wife, of
whose presence on the same vessel
he is, for time, in joyful ignorance.
1t is lucky for Mr. Bernard that so
clever an actress as Miss Georgia
Game is his right bower this season.
His best opportunities for fun come
late in the piece, and as Flora Fair,
the actress, Miss Game keeps the
interest alive until the star gets his
running start down the ships gang
plank at the Hoboken docks.
From this moment, however, the
piece fairly bulges with hilarity
The adventures of the guleless,
boastful Hoggenheimer, and his
thirteen trunks, with rapacious GUS
toms house inspectors, his effort to
edit the cablegram to his wife, and
New York cabman to escape the ang-
ry Mrs. Hoggenheimer's wrath are
screamingly funny.
After Mr.. Hoggenheimer becomes
waiter in order to rob his son at a
dinner given in honor of the we'd
The newspaper., 1907-12-13
Mr.. insult, President OF the Chi

Mr.. insult, President oi the Chi
cago Edison Co., and also Presi-
dent of the Chicago Electrical
Exposition Co., says: "Mr. w. J.
Clarke delivered four and five
lectures per day in the Coliseum
Annex during the Electrical Ex-
position, January 18th to 9th.
1906. We selected Mr.. Clarke for
this work on account of his high
standing both as lecturer and
electrical expert and we were in
no way disappointed in his work.
Mr.. Clarke's subject was
wonder of Modern Science" and
was illustrated bv large number
of experiments. So great was the
interest that the hall was crowded
to its utmost capacity at every
lecture, and IN many instances
large numbers could not be ad
mitted and had to wait for the
next lecture.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13
Notice of Annual Meeting.

Notice is hereby given that the
annual meeting of the stock
holders of the Tropic Ditch Com
pany will be held at Crooks Hall,
Monday, January 18th, 1908. at
two p. m, in the town of Paonia,
County of Delta, State OF Colo
RADIO, for the purpose OF electing
a board of directors for the ensu-
ing year and transacting any
other business that may come be
fore the meeting
WELDON HAMMOND. Sec.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

c. H. B. Seybert received word
Thursday night that w. L. Mack,
General Manager of the lnde-
pendent Lumber Company yards,
was very i'll with pneumonia at his
home in Grand Junction. The
many friends of Mr.. Mack will be
anxious to hear that he is recover
ing.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13
Stock Holders Meeting.

Notice is hereby given that the
stock holders of The Oak Mesa
Ditch and Reservoir Company,
will hold their annual meeting at
Paonia. Colorado. Tuesday, jan
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Rev. Cash and Harry Moller
were circulating subscription
paper Wednesday for the purpose
of raising funds to maintain a
reading room in the Gill building.
The move is good one and should
be fostered.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Fred Emry has been in serious
condition for the past two days. A
baby boy came to his house Thurs.
day and while the wife and babe
are doing finely Fred is a nervous
wreck.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Judge Dickerson, of Delta. was
a Paonia visitor Wednesday night.
He transacted business with M.
V. Mathews and visited the
Knights of Pythias lodge while
here.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

The essay. History of Colo
RADIO" printed elsewhere in this
paper. is worthy of careful read
ing by all our subscribers. 1t has
required much research to COM
pile the facts as presented.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

We are still writing those Good
as Gold" fire insurance policies.
CLINE & HUFTY.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

w. F. Conine cleaned the snow
off his road to the mine down as
far as K'att's place and thus en-
abl-d the coal haulers to continue
work jus, as If the snow had not
fallen.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

nary. eth, 1908, at p. m, in the
office OIL d McFadden; for the
purpose of electing a board OF di-
rectors and transacting such other
business as may come before the
said meeting.
J. F. WAKEFIELD, Pres
c. +. WHEELER. Sec.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Charley Morgan was down from
Bowie Tuesday and purchased q
surrey from Hockett and Hice
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

]. M. Haley is having a new
house erected on his ranch or
German mesa.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Mrs. c. L. Winn met with a
severe accident last week. She was
caught in the power ironing
machine at the laundry and sus-
tanned a very badly burned arm.
We are glad to report that she is
doing very we'll indeed and bids
fair to entirely recover.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Bert Chapman is wearing the
star these days while Marshall
Camp takes a layoff.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

FOR SALE:-Rhode Island
Red Cockerels. Call at Axford's $
blacksmith shop or phone No. 40
coop. AFFORD < HOLMAN
The newspaper., 1907-12-13
Commercial Printing.

OF every sort and kind prompt
ly turned out at this Office. Give
us a trial order. We want to
prove that we can please you.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

will be prepared to furnish
you Xmas
Extra Select Oysters.
Fine Celery.
Sweet Spuds.
Cranberries.
Turkeys. Etc.
PHIL EIsENKRAMER Prop.
Peoples Meat Market.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Special Prices on Holiday Books
GOO bOOks-I5c at WELBORNS.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

A pleasant social was held at
the residence of Mrs. Allen last
Friday evening.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Ira Foster was over from Craw.
ford Monday visiting his brother
R. L. Foster.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

James Ross is having the COOP
phone placed in his residence thi:
week.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Harry Graham is very ill with
scarlet fever this week.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Insure your property with me-
all old line companies. best is al
ways cheapest. See c. c. HAWKINS,
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Marvin Driscoll left Wednes-
day for Ogden, Utah, where he
will work with his brother for a
time.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Next Sunday evening at the
Friends church The story of
Sampson, or the man who played
with FIRE"
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Julie Ruddick leaves Saturday
morning for Waverly, Iowa, where
he will spend the holidays with
home folks.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

For Sale or Trade: A nice small
residence property in Paonia, close
in. two lots. we'll improved. viii
trade for cattle. Inquire this office
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Mrs. Layton is putting an addi-
ton on her residence in the east
part of town. | F. Toothacre is
doing the work.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

The Peoples Meat Market.
The cash shop. Coupon books,
at a discount.
Phil EIsENKRAMER, Prop.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

A carload of Rex Lime and
Sulphur Solution just received al
the North Fork Fruit Growers
Association.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Charley Hice has sold his Bone
mesa ranch to Mr.. B. Stevens.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13
LOCAL ITEMS.

Mrs. II. E. Mathews is very i'll
this week
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Mrs + J Lewis received tele
gram last Saturday announcing
the death OF her grandmother
which occurred in Earlham. Iowa.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Clyde Turks and Walter Flu-
allen returned to Paonia after a
couple of months absence in
various parts of the state.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

c. c. Hawkins made a business
trip to Delta, Thursday.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Mr.. and Mrs. w. S. Allison
went to Bowie Friday to visit
friends.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Get your orders in early TO
Xmas turkeys.
PHIL. EISENKRAMER.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Ten acres, all in cultivation, only
one mile from town. Cheap. See
c. G. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Get your Abstract OF Title from
c. c. HAWKINS.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Miss Edna Mathews is under
the doctors care this week.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

Albert Cady and John Davis
spent Sunday in Delta.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

FREE-FREE-W' W'eJborn's .4rt
Wall Pockets Saturday, the 2Ist.
The newspaper., 1907-12-13

time.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-09-12
SENATE "THIRSTS" COST
$76 APIECE LAST YEAR

VIZ ASHINGToN. - Senators are q
w thirsty LOT. The report OF Charles
q. Bennett, secretary OF the United
States senate, shows that during the
last fiscal year that august body con.
sumed $50 cases of mineral water,
costing s4,5O470. Then there was
S2,025.S7 for carboniEed mineral water,
and $31s.97 for lemons and sugar for
the famous senate lemonade. making
q total Of S6,s4954 for drinkables. and
not a drop Of anything hard" as far
as the Official list shows. Since there
are 80 senators. the per capita con.
sumption is about SIC. II should be
remembered also that while there
are some senators who drink a great
deal of mineral waters there are also
some who drink very little. and there
is much curiosity here as to who drank
the most last year.
But why in the name OF all that is
supplementary did any senator
need skirt trunk" costing $26.70?
The Official list OF expenditures makes
no explanation OF this interesting item.
Another peculiar item is that OF COS
metique, Al cents" and II is thought
this may have been incurred about
the same time as the skirt trunk.
An echo Of the good old days when
the senators received free transporta-
ton from the railroads and
we're thus enabled to pocket the
20 cents a mile allowed by the
government is contained In the item
pass cases. $3.50" There are SIS
worth OF feather busters on the
list. but It is promised that this will
not occur again, and IL is realized
that more effective weapons are re-
quired in strife with the president.
For sponges the senate made the mod
est outlay Of S5l0.21, according to pvb-
lished figures.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-09-12

NJ Ew designs for coins which we're
~ to have been mInted in Philadel-
phia which Augustus St Gaudens, the
distinguished sculptor. made shortly
before his death. have been found un-
suitable In their present shape for
execution with the machinery in use
at the mint. Hence. contrary to
current report, the government has
not accepted any OF thcm. The gen.
eral approval which was expressed by
the president is not conclusive in an
official sense. The law requires that
they shall be accepted by the secre-
tary OF the treasury and the director
of the mint before being adopted.
The projection OF the sculptures
upon the coins is too high for con-
venience Of handling at banks or
other large business establishments.
Coins cannot be well stacked" unless
one will lie perfectly fiat and snug
upon another. and this is impossible
where the has rellefs In the middle
are higher than the rim. A pile Of
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-09-12
PRESCRIPTIONS IN LATIN.
The Public Should Have Them Trans.
lated by the Druggists.

What virtue is there in the secrecy
with which the doctor hedges about
his profession?
professional etiquette" occupies a
prominent place In the curriculum OF
every medical school. and when strict.
ly analysed professional etiquette"
seems 10 mean doing what is best for
the doctor, individually and col.
lectiyely"
Among the things that 'is best for
the doctor" is the writing OF his pre-
scriptions in Latin. and thus keeping
the public in ignorance not only of
what 1t is taking for its ills, but fore
ing a call upon the doctor each time
a prescription is needed.
In plain and unmlstakable English
the writing OF prescriptions In Latin
makes business for the doctors.
Let us say that you have the ague.
You had 1t last year and the year be-
fore. Each time you have visited the
doctor and he has prescribed for you
in Latin. You have never known
what he has given you for the disease
and so each time you are forced to go
to him again and give him an oppor-
tunity to repeat his prescription-ln
Latin. aud his fee-in dollars.
II you ask the doctor why he uses
Latin in writing his prescriptions. why
he writes aqua" when he means wa
ter, he will give you a technical dis.
sertation on the purity of the Latin
language. and the fact tAat all words
are derived from 1t, etc. II will be a
dissertation that you may not be able
20 answer, but II will hardly convince
you.
II would be n good thing for the pub.
lie to devise a little code OF ethics of
its own; ethics that will be "a good
thing for the public individually and
collectively"
Let us apply one OF the rules OF this
code OF ethics to you, the individual.
You call In the physician when you
have the ague. the grippe. or any of
the other ills to which human flesh is
heir, and which you may have again
some day. The doctor prescribes-in
Latin. and you take this. TO you. mean
lnblSbS bCElDOle 10 tue uTusB-St u
have II compounded. Right here is
where you come in, II you are wise
Say to the druggist that you want a
translation OF that prescription. II Is
your privilege to know what you are
taking. While the doctors code OF
ethics may not recognize this right II
Is yours Just the same.
With the translated prescription in
your possession you have two distinct
advantages. You know what you are
taking. and should you wish to call
some other doctor at some time you
will be able to tell him what drugs you
have been putting into your system
and also II you should have the same
disease again you can save yourself
a visit to the doctor. and his fee, by
taking this translated prescription tC
the druggist once more and having q
refilled.
Mexico Missouri message. (Mexico, Audrain County, Mo.) 1899-1918, 1907-09-12
Nar rAE rlMg no srop.
Manager Saw the Possibilities In the
Situation.

Jim tombstone. the famous base
ball umpire. said recently in New
York that baseball crowds were far
kinder to umpires than they used
10 be.
This is true Of theator crowds.
too" said Mr.. tombstone. why, with
provincial touring companies In the
past. Inaltreatment was regularly ex.
pected. In fact, the companies prof
tied by II in more ways than one.
Il know OF a company that was
playing The Broken Vow In Paint
Rock, a one night stand. The audi.
ence didn't like The Broken Vow and
eggs, cabbages and potatoes rained
upon the stage.
"still the play went on. The hero
raved through his endless speeches,
lodging an onion or n baseball every
other minute. and pretty sore from
those missiles that he hadn't been
able 10 dodge.
"But finally a gallery auditor in a
paroxysm OF rage and scorn hurled n
heavy boot, and the actor. thoroughly
alarmed, started to retreat.
Keep on playing. you fool Kissed
the manager from the wings. as he
hooked In the boot With an umbrella.
Keep on till we get the other one"