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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-11-07
Telephoned and Vanished.

Mrs Howe was last seen by her fiance
at o'clock that afternoon In a Broad
way store. Mr.. Perceval went to IA
brokers' office in lower Broadway at nj
teen minutes past 4 o'clock. Mrs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-11-07
JURY FAILS TO AGREE
No Conclusion Reached in
Case of G. |. Goodacre.
TO BE TRIED AGAIN SOON
Announcement in Court by United
States Attorney.
TWELVE MEN OUT ALL NIGHT
Statement That the Vote Was Eight
for Conviction and Four
for Acquittal.
TO BE TRIED AGAIN SOON
TWELVE MEN OUT ALL NIGHT

The trial of George L. Good
acre on charge of violation of the
gambling law of the District by
setting up and maintaining a
handbook on horse races terml-
mated this morning when the jury
appeared before Justice Stafford,
in Criminal Court No. 1, and an
nounced its inability to agree.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25

a post. Before it Is served 1t is chloro-
formed or knocked in the head with an
AK 1t is then brought to the table IN
little square sections about the size OF
domino 1t is served at the close OF
meals, together with black coffee. 1t
usually has running mate In the
shape Of a round cracker that has to be
broken with a maui
Roquefort cheese Is Of dull white
color. except in spots, where mortifica-
ton has set in. Some claim 1t to be in
habited, but this Is not true. Even the
intrepid and mephitic micrObe fees
from 1t as we flee from Il pestilence.
We have seen Limburger cheese strong
enough to shoulder two bushel sack
Of wheat, but n piece of Roquefort the
size of Il dice can carry an election.
Limburger is rose geranum when
compared with Roquefort. There Is as
much difference between them as there
is between the pur of Il kitten and the
roar of lion. A man who will eat 1t
is an open sepulcher and should be
quarantined or driven into the wilder
ness and never again allowed to look
into the face Of human being.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Speaking Of Floods.

A veteran of the war of 1861 had lis
tened patiently to the very long story
a youthful veteran of the Spanish war
told. The account Of hardships left
him unmoved
Just after the Johnstown flood, my
boy" said he, "there was man in the
next world who went about telling ev-
erybody how that Johnstown affair
had sent him where he was.
Ills listeners hung on his words-all
of them, that is, except quiet looking
little man who seemed so little i'm
pressed that every time the Johnstown
man got through he merely looked
bored and said, oh, shucksv
"The Johnstown man got tired of it
after awhile. 1t got on his nerves to
have anybody act as if what happened
at ,Johnstown wasn't of any impor-
lance. No matter how he told his
story, the quiet looking little man
merely said, oh, shucks"
at last the Johnstown man spoke to
u fellow who had been there a long
time about 1t.
Say said he, who is that little
man who keeps saying "Shucks"'
"'Who?' said the man who had been
there long time. DO you mean the
fellow over there? Why, his names
NOAH"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
TIE CRY OF THE DREAMER

TIE CRY OF THE DREAMER.
l am tired of planning and toiling
In the crowded hives of men,
Heart weary of building and spelling.
And spelling and building again.
And long for the dear old river,
Where ! dreamed my youth away,
FCr / dreamer lives forever.
Ailu 4 tOiler dies in a day.
/ q m sick of the snowy seeming
OF Il life that is half lie.
OF the faces lined with scheming
In the throng that hurries by:
From the sleeplcss thoughts endeavor
/ would 70 whore the children play,
For Il dreamer lives forever.
And u thinker dies in a day.
I can feel no pride but pity
For the burdens the rich endure;
There is nothing sweet in the city
But the patient lives of the poor.
Oh the little hands too skillful
And the child-mind chol<ed with weeds
TIL, daughters heart grown willful
And the fathers heart that bleeds!
No, no. From the streets rude hustle,
From trophies of mart and stage.
1 would fly to the woods low rustic
And the meadows kindly page.
Lot me dream as of old by the river
And be loved for the dream Away,
For Il dreamer lives forever.
And a toiler dies in a day.
John Boyle O'Reilly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
49, The -
Scrap Book
A Bargain Day.

y clergyman, anxious to introduce
come new hymn books, directed the
clerk to give out Il notice in church in
regard to them Immediately after the
sermon. The clerk, however. had no
ticc of his own to give with reference
s. tie baptism of infants. Accordingly
ct the close of the sermon he announc-
ed: Al those who have children they
wish baptized please send i'll their
names at O.ce." The clergyman. who
W.T. dedf, surprising that the clerk was
giving ont the hymn book notice, i'm
mcdiately arose and said, And | want
to say for the benefit of those who
hlvrnt any that they may he obtained
fro'u me any day between and 4
O'CLOCK; the ordinary little ones ut 10
cents and special ones with red backs
at - cents each"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Generous Feelings.

do seem to be extraordinarily inter-
eSted in Il whole lot of arts and things
that | have got nothing to do with. 1t
is Il part of my generous. liberal ma.
ture. l can't help it. | feel the same
sort Of charity to everybody that was
manifested by n gentleman who arriv.
ed at home at 2 o'clock in the morning
from the club and was feeling so per-
fectly satisfied with life, SO happy and
so comfortable, and there was his
house weaving, weaving, weaving
around. He watched his chance. and
by and by when the steps got In his
neighborhood he made a jump and
climbed up and got on the porticO.
And the house went on weaving and
weaving, but he watched the Goor anC
1hen it came around his way ht plun9
ri Ll17 -ugh it. He got to tie stairs, ;..i,I
when he went up on all fours the hous-
was so unsteady that ne could hardls
make his way. but at last he got to the
top and raised his foot and put 1t on
the top step. But only the toe hitched
on the step, and he rolled down and
fetched up on the bottom step, with his
arm around the newell post. and he
said, God pity the poor sailors out at
sea on Il night Uhe this."-Mark Twain
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
On Falling In Love.

Falling in love is the one illogical
adventure, the one thing of which we
are tcI2Dtcd to think as supernatural,
fn our trite and reasonable world. The
effect is out OF all proportion to the
cause Two persons. neither of them,
II j ~ 3c. very amiable or very beau
fiful, meet, speak little and look u
nttle i"t0 each others eyes. That has
been lone Il dozen or so of times in
the experience of either with no great
result But on this occasion all is diff
lerent. They fall at once into that
gtato i0 which another person becomes
TO us the very Clst and center point of
Coo creation and demoliSheS our la
bcrIOUs theories with a smile: in which
our IDEAS are so bound up with the one
master thought Lhat even the trivial
care Of our own person become SO
many nets Of devotion, and the love of
life Itself is translated into wish to
remain IN the same world with so
precious and desirable q fellow crea-
ture. And all the while their acQuaint-
ance9 lock on In stupor and ask each
othec with almost passionate empha-
sis what SO-and-sO can see in that
woman or Such-an-one in that man?
I am sure, gentlemen, | cannot tell
your, r. Stevenson.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Preaching In Labrador.


An old missionary who had been
many years in Labrador was at length
compelled to return, his influence all
gone and his mission entirely fruitless.
n young man was appointed in his
place, and before he went to his assign
ment he thought he would visit his
venerable predecessor and learn from
him the cause Of his trouble in the
land Of icebergs. The old man received
him very cordially.
"My venerable brother" said the
young man, II wish you to tell me the
cause of your difficulty that I may
avert q like failure"
"My young friend" said the old
missionary, laying his hand on his
brothers arm; this was the rock
split on. preached to those untu-
tored savages hell that was hot,
and they rather liked the idea of go
ing there. think if you preach them
hell so degrees colder than Labrador
you will drive them all to repentance"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25

Inc Value OF Laughter.
~ find nonsense singularly refresh
ing" said Talleyrand. There is good
philosophy in the saying, Laugh and
grow fat" Laughter begins In the
lungs and diaphragm, setting the liver.
stomach and other internal organs into
a quick, jelly-like vibration which
gives a pleasant sensation and exercise
almost equal to horseback riding. The
heart beats faster sends the blood
bounding through the body, Increases
the respiration and gives warmth and
glow to the whole system. Laughter
brightons the eye, increases the perspl-
xatiou, expands the chest, forces the
poisoned air from the least used lung
cells and tends to restore that eXqui-
site pose or balance which we call
healt1 and which results from the har-
mon Gus action of all the functions of
the body. This delicate poise, which
may be destroyed by sleepless night,
piece of bad news, by grief or ankle
t., is U-ten wholly restored by good
hearty laugh. \ jolly physician is often
better than all his plls.-O. S. Marden.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Cunard, the Whittier.

Sam Cunard, the whiting Scotch lad
Of Glasgow, wrought out many odd in
ventions with brain and jackknife, but
they brought neither honor nor profit
until he was consulted by Burns Il
McIvor who wished to increase their
facilities for carrying foreign mails.
The model of n steamship which Sam
Whitfield out for them was carefully
copied for the first vessel of the great
Cunard line and became the standard
type for all the magnificent ships since
constructed by the firm. When Sam
uel Cunard was knighted, he did not
forget that he owed his honors and his
wealth to conscientious whittling.-
Gushing to the Front"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Two of a Kind.

It was sleighing party. One of the
seats contained two gentlemen and one
lady, the lady sitting in the middle.
After time the gentleman on the
right passed his hand into the lady's
null, and the lady withdrew her right
hand. At the same time the gentle
mun Oh the left passed his hand into
the muff, and the lady withdrew her
left hand. There were then some in
dica,ions of an athletic contest a test
of gripping power, inside Of the mutf.
and later the lady, raising her two
hands, said, 1T Is very selfish of you
two to take my huff when my hands
are freezng!'
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Tho Wicked Do Not Laugh.

The envious. wicked and malevolent
rarely laugh, because they are impreg-
mated with bile and are therefore mo-
rose. The naughty, the vain and the
awkward also laugh very little for fear
of losing their dignity. The Spanish
people. proverbially grave, are a good
eXample.-Louis Mann.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Sornef = Chcese.

BoIn Tort cheese is made III France
from the milk of a certain breed of
sheen which are fed on wild thyme.
Thyme is kind Of aromatic plant
with u nungcnt odor, and after it is
converted into Ronuefort cheese It Is
The puugentest thing known to man.
After lis cheese is made it is put in
solitary confinement until its whislers
begin to turn gray and gangrene sets
ln, when It Is taken out and chained &c
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
Thoughts Of Amiel.

Thoughts Of AmieI.
The more Il man loves the more he
must suffer.
Beauty rcfreshes and strengthens one
like some miraculous food.
Love must always remain allurinS
and fascinating. AS soon as the mys-
terry is gone the attraction dies.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-04-25
a PITY Ii Is,

In his old age Washington Irving
said What a pity it is when we have
gro I'll old we could not turn round and
grow young again and die of cutting
our teeth"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-08-09
Kinbrae.

Mr.. VIM. Hunt of Kansas has been
visiting his father, Mr.. Chas. Hunt.
He returned to his home Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Uhlman of Paulina,
Iowa, who have been visiting their
daughter and her husband, Mr.. and
Mrs. James Gardner, returned home
Tuesday.
Mr.. Geo. Golden has been promot-
ed to the position Of section foreman
on tie Milwaukee road, and will here
after be located at Lake6eld, MINI.
He loaded car with household goods
and he and his family departed Mon
day for the scene of his future activi.
ties. They will be missed in Kin
brae, and the best wishes of large
circle of friends will follow them to
Lakefeld.
A force of workmen began taking
down the old building on the corner
near old Farmers Elevator Tuesday.
"Powerful good weather for corn
remarks uncle Jabez, as he pauses a
moment in whiting the soap box on
which he is seated.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-08-09
MOBILES COUNTY NOTES

Frank E. Williams, wife and son
Emmett visited Sunday with j., B.
Williams, south of Brewster.
A number of young folks were
guests at the Filburn home Sunday.
Whatr Lost and found. Where7
In the eastern part of Summit Lake
Township. When' Last Sunday
evening. Who? Two Of Elk's prom
ising and adventurous young ladies
and a brother: Why7 Because they
refused to heed the entreaty OF the
brother.
Moral-Mind your brother.
Mr.. A. I. Standafer quite recently
purchased of Floyd Matteson half
interest in threshing rig which he
expects to start going soon. In ad'
dition to the diploma recently gained
at the St. Paul school of engineering
it may be said of Mr.. Standafer that
he has the reputation Of being in the
habit OF doing things, and is one who
when it comes to industrial enterpri-
ses runs on a "Free" ticket and it is
expected that he will give his com.
petitors hard chase.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-08-09

Charley Burns is doing some paint
ing of late. II .~@s
Charley Luther is now taking his
annual vacation from the mail route,
and is helping with the harvest a.
home. &@ 81
A. Rust aud sons received their
car of coal last Monday IT
Work on the Presbyterian manse is
progressing nicely.
Mesdames G.. T. Buick and G. O:
BurLs were in Worthington on Mon
DAY. . "a
FEE. Eggleston is mail boy while
Charley Luther is vacating. *
Mr.. Barnard, the new buyer for
Greie & Zeaman Elevator Co., came
down from Lismore Monday and is
cleaning every thing up in readiness
for the beginning of the season.
F. w. Shaffenberg and wife, Mrs.
R. j. Jones and Mrs. A. r. Belize and
daughter Lena were at the county
seat Tuesday.
Rev. d'Argent left Wednesday
morning for Mankato to be in attend
ance at the meeting of the Presbytery.
The Christian Endeavor is to hold
an ice cream social at the Town hall
toniRht. %
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-08-09
BigelOW

Crops along rural route are look
ing fine and the prospects for boun-
tiful harvest are excellent.
Bigelow people sincerely mourn the
demise of the Signal, which suspend
ed publication with the last issue.
Frank Brown of " orthington visit
ed at the home of his grandfather, =.
Ruprecht, over Sunday.
Banker Sahlstrom visited the coun'
ty seat town Tuesday.
The editor of The Advance was a
Bigelow visitor last Saturday.
The Bigelow and Allendorff ball
mines crossed bats on the local field
Sunday afternoon, and after hard
struggle the victory perched on the
banner of the home team.
Mrs. E. F. Clover was on the sick
list last Saturday.
ia. Fialka will soon sever his con-
nection with the lumber company and
engage in business elsewhere.
NJ. j. Hubbard was under the
weather last Saturday.
Farmers are busy with haying"and
harvest, and seldom show up in town
these days.
Postmaster Clover has sent in his
resignation and Jas. Harrington and
Mr.. Lane, the barber, are candidates
for the place. Harrington has been
promised the appointment.
Owing to slight misunderstand-
ing our items are not as full this week
as we hope to make them in the
future.
Mrs. Hugh Mitchell was in the
village Saturday doing shopping.
The Bigelow bank paid out $3.50 on
cream checks on Wednesday of last
week, which indicates that our far
mers are doing some dairying.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-08-09

Recent improvements in our BALL.
wick are q -four house addition to
.McGlin Bros. elevator, and new
wagon scale for the Lampert Lumber
Co. ~ d. E., >.s. W. ..S}$ ttsss.,
VIM. Ledlotf, auditor for the Lam
pert Lumber Co., was looking alter
his Co.'S int. rests Monday.
MIR. Alfred Anscomb, mother and
his niece, Miss Wolstoncroft, drove to
Fulda Sunday. y v~:SNss.<. =
The Misses Grace and Lou Hard
ing departed Friday for Hanley Falls
Mimi, where they will pleasantly
spend the time visiting relatives.
Mr.. Ctas. Skewis, travelling auditor
for the Skewis Grain Co. of Mime
apolis, was in town Wednesday eve
ming to look after the company's To-
cal agent, one Davis, whom he failed
to find at his post of duty: owing to
said Davis love for the piscatoria]
art. A word of caution to Davis at
this iuncture should be needed.
Mrs. Anton Nelson left for Rush
more Tuesday where she will visit bel
daughter, Mrs. Prideaux few days
MI. Mike McGlin of Lakefield was
Kinbrae visitor between trains Mon
dav. e rs
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-08-09
Elk.

The services at the Brethren church
were we'll attended Sunday.
j. Fi]burn spent Saturday and
Sunday at Ireton, Ia, in attendance
upon a communion service.
J. Schechter and family and Chas.
Wolff were entertained at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Robt. Free last Sunday.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18

It's a pleasure to tell our readers
about a cough cure like DR.. Shops.
For years DR.. Shoop has fought against
the use Of Opium, Chloroform. or
other unsafe ingredients commonly
found in Cough remedies. DR.. Shoop,
1t seems, has welcomed The Pure Food
and Drug Law recently enacted, tor
he has worked along similar lines
many years. For nearly 20 years DR..
Shops Cough Cure containers have
had a warning printed on them against
Opium and other narcotic poisons he
has thus made II possible for mothers
to protect Their children by simply in
sisting on having DR.. Shops Cough
cure. Sod by Robert X. Bellamy
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18
Weak Women

To weak and ailing women. there is 81 Least one
way 70 help. But with that way. two trsAtInents.
must be combined. One is local. one Is ~consiitu-
tcnal. but both are important, both eSSgntiAL.
Dr. Shops Night Cure is the Local.
DR.. Shops Restorative. the Constitutional.
The former-DT.S Shops Night Cure-is n topical
mucous membrane suppoSitory remedy. while DR..
Shops Restorative is wholly an internal treat
ment. The Restorative reaches thsUughout the
entire system. seeking the repair of all nerve.
eli tissue. and all blood ailments.
The Night Cure. as its name implies. does its
work while you sleep. II soothes sore ard innAuD-
ed mucous surfaces, heals local weaknesses and
discharges. while the Restorative, eases nervous
excitement. gives renewed vigor and Atnbitionr
builds up wasted tissues. bringing ABOUT r,neWed
strength. yIgor. and energy. Take Dr.. Shops
ReStorative-Tablets or Liquid-ass general tonic
20 the system. For positive local help. Use as well
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18
PLOT TO KILL COUNT WHITE.
Four Policemen Killed and Three
Wounded by Men who Sought the
Counts Life.

Four Russian policemen were killed
and three seriously wounded while at
tempting 10 arrest two men who had
plotted the killing of Count Witte. the
former premier, at his home at st.
Petersburg. according to a dispatch
received from d correspondent of the
Exchange Telegraph Company there.
Officers followed the would-be assas-
sin home and were trying TO enter the
house when the lights were extin-
guished and the revolutionists opened
fire, killing -four of the police officers
and w~Ounding three. The TerrOrists
escaped.-LOndon Dispatch.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18

10 ne fupt 10 the TIME OF che dfSOrC1-
The foslowing afldavit- by r. D.
Rounsevel, Of hdttletoA. n. n, pro-
prietor Of the White Mountain House,
Fabyans. y. H.. the original OF which
is in my Possession. is OF interest in
this connection:
About the year 1874, DIR. Patterson. a
dercS;. boarded with me- I'm Little;on.
New Hampshire. Ding his stay at
different times | had conversation with
him about his wife. from whom ne
was separated. He spoke OF her being
a pure and Christian woman, and me
ca1fse of the separation being wholly on
his part, that IL he had done as he
ought he Knight hare Rad ~ pleasant
and happy home "a one could wish FOR.
Al that tins | had No knowledge
of who his wife was. Later on I
learned that Mary Baker G.. Eddy. the
discoverer and founder OF Christian
Science, was the above mentioned
fsigned) 81 ". d. Rolnseva:.
Grafton 5. s. January 18th, 1902.
Then personally appearSd r D.
Rounsevel, and made oath that toe
within statement by him signed
'e Before me.
II. Nj. Wood,
Jnstice OF the Peace.
was obliged Ia be parted from my
son, because after my fathers second
marriage my little boy was not well
come in my fathers house.
Who or What ia the Mcclure his
tory so-called presenting? Is ii my
self, the verftable Mrs. Eddy. whom
the New York World declared diving
Of cancer, or is it her alleged double
on dummy heretofore describedy
Ii indeed it be !. allow me I'D thank
the enterprising historians for the tes-
timony they have thereby given OF
the divine power OF Christian Science.
which they admit has snatched me
from the cradle and the grave. and
made me the beloved Leader OF mil
m OF the good men and women In
u own and in other countries, and
all this because, the truth | have pro-
mulgated has separated the tares from
the wheat, uniting in one body those
who love Truth; because Truth divides
between sect and Science and renews
the h~eavenward impulse; because
hear the harvest song OF the Re
awakening the nations, causing
man 20 love his enemies: because
blessed are We. when men shall; re-
vile YOU, and prosecute you, and shall
say all manner Of evil against YOU
for my sake"
Mary Baker C. Eddy.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18

A Chicago professor who has been
10 the Congo was asked if he saw any
thing to remind him of Chicago. He
retorted that he saw much foolish
ness. Now, will Chicago be good?-
New York Tribune.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18

Senator Bailey, of Texas is vigorous
ly resisting a legislative investigation
Like many other distinguished citi-
zens, the senator is unable to grasp
the fact that the people have stopped
taking anybody's word for it. They
want to be shown.-New York World.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18

Probably it is because Charlotte
fancies the road 10 success must be
rough (aud muddy that she ls 80
contented with her present streets
Charlotte News.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18
RECORDERs court
constitutional Objectiois to
The Bill.
By InEpELL mlApEs. ESQ!
Superior Court for New Hanover
County is Advocated.

Advantages OF This Court Discussed
Have Splendid Infuence-Record-
cr's Court Would be Only an Inferior
Court-It Would be Only an Impo-
tent Make-S1lift.
The semi-weekly messenger. [volume] (Wilmington, N.C.) 1897-1908, 1907-01-18

Mrs. Eldridge G. Van Dyke, OF
Trenton, Pa, is the guest Of her
daughter. Mrs. Roger Moore.