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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
According to Rule.

Jim Jones, as soon as he gets up.
He takes a little half pint cup
And drinks 1t full Of water twice,
Although 1t may be cold as ice.
That washes out his system SO
The microbes do not get a show,
And that's why he is healthy.
Bill Sims he eats but twice a day
And says 1t is the only way.
For breakfast not single bite,
But hearty meals at noon and night
For him are no dyspeptic snares.
Because he doesn't eat three squares,
And that's why he is healthy.
Tom Brown he plunges in the tub
And takes each morn an Icy scrub.
Some folks might SILVER at the thought
OF colds and such things to be caught,
But Tom he takes 1t right along
To make him hardy. firm and strong.
And that's why he is healthy.
Sam Shocks he doesn't battle lot
And only when the waters hot;
He drinks a glass Of water when
He feels right thirsty, only then;
Three times he eats the whole course
through
And in between a time or two.
wonder why he's healthy.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
ALONG THE WATER FRONT.
Vessels Coming and Going and Loading at the
Saw Mills.

FsSSS'S NohuhS ouu Ao"S oi'u AOouWS At titC
Saw Mills.
The steamer Wasp sailed today from
the Union mill for San Francisco.
The steamer Caramel sailed from the
. Michigan mill today for San Pedro.
The schooner Chas. X. Wilson is at the
! Wilson mill, loading for San Francisco.
The schooner Sailor Boy is loading at
the A.. ]. West mill for San Francisco.
7lThe barkentine Arago sailed today
from the A. J. West mill for San Pedro.
The schooner Chas. f. Falk is loading
at the American mill for San Francisco,
The schooner Endeavor is loading at
the Dryden & Leitch mill for San Fran
cisco.
The schooner Watson A. West sailed
yesterday from the Slade mill. for San
Pedro.
The schooner Ensign is loading at the
Aberdeen Lumber & Single mills for
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
The Jutuv Of the Grape.

The Arabs say that when the first
grapevine was planted the demon Iblis
sacrificed peaeesk on the spot where
the plant was SBe AS soon as it be-
gan to sprout fvfth he sacrificed an
ape over it. when the grapes began
to appear he slaughtered a lion. and
when these wekU ripe he offered up a
pig: hence it 10 chat he who drinks
wine feels at first as proud as pea
cock and becomes subsequently as
tricksone as an ape, as bold ~ llon
and at length 40 stupid as swine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
La RochefoucauId on Love.

Love, like fire. must have continual
movement. When 1t ceases to hope
and fear, it ceases to exist.
The reason why lovers are never
weary of being together is because
they are always talking of themselves.
Goodness In love is sure means of
being beloved.
The more we love the nearer are we
to hate.
Women who love, more easily pardon
great indiscretions than little infideli-
ties.
1t Is impossible to love second time
what we have once really ceased to
love.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Tyranny of Clothes.

Place man III q silk hat and frock
coat and transport him to farmyard.
Agricultural pursuits may be the one
passion of his life, but clad in these
garments he feels in such surround
ings miserable, out Of place, essential
ly urban. Clothe him, conversely, in
fannels or Knockers and place him in
a church, and 1t is utterly impossible
for him to aeahme fittingly devo-
tional frame oE mind. Unlimited au-
tocracy itself cannot impose such tyr
annies on tho subject. Civilization
is the slave Of ihs clothes, and there is
no prospect aR freedom. London
Graphic.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
The Deadly Tongue.

The second most deadly instrument
Of destruction is the dynamite gun.
The gun merely kills bodies; the tongue
kills regulations and ofttimes ruins
characters. Each gun works alone; each
loaded tongue has u hundred accom-
plices. The havoc Of the gun Is visible
at once. The full evil of the tongue
lives through all the years; even the
eye Of Omniscience might grow tired
In tracing it to its finality. The crimes
of the tongue are words of unkindness,
of anger, of malice, OF envy, Of bitter
ness. Of harsh criticism, gossip, lying
and scandal. Theft and murder are
awful crimes, yet in any single year
the aggregate sorrow, pain and suffer
Ing they cause in Il nation is micro
SCOPE when compared with the sor-
rows that come from the crimes OF the
tongue.-William George Jordan.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Generous.

'Oh, my dear. you certainly have wet
your feet. Do come in and let me give
you pair of my shoes to put on while
I dry yours"
"You are most kind, but fear pair
Of your shoes will be much too small
for me-"
"Oh, do you think so? Then let me
give you two pair"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Definitions,

Asked to define a suffragist, Brit
ish schoolboy answered, "a person
who creates disturbance" One boy
described surf" as "a forn of sea-
weed which grows in the Pacific
ocean," In an essay on the canine race
pupil declared that small dogs i'm
prove by keeping" and another gave
the singular ri Swain" as "worsted."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Point Of View.

"What constitutes an attractive wo-
man anyway"
THAT depends. A stingy man Think
q woman attractive If she doesn't
spend money, while most Of us find her
increasingly attractive according to the
amount she spends, provided 1t isn't
our money"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Against the Lightning Rod.

A long time ago a member Of the
Dutch Reformed church in Poughkeep-
sic made this protest against PROPOSE
ton to buy a lightning rod for the
church: We've been to great deal
droubles and great deal spense to build
a house for God Almitis, and now II
he's a mind to dunder on his own
house and burn him up, let him dunder
den! I shan't vote for de dunder rodv
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Then She talked.

Reporter-Well I've interviewed her.
Editor-Did she talk without restraint?
Reporter l should say nit! She
wouldn't say word until her husband
came in and told her to keep STILL
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
There Yet.

Scott-My wife's mother has visited
US only once In five years. Mott
That isn't bad. When do you expect
her to pay her second visit? Scott
Oh, she hasn't got through her first
yet.-New York Telegraph.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Drawback.

do you like people who scatter sun
shine all the way?"
ooh, 1 enjoy the sunshine all right.
but l do detest the arrogance of the
Industrious scatterers"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Not Appreciated.

When the frost is on the pumpkin
And the fodder in the shock
And beyond doubt or question
1t is winter by the clock,
Then we feel forlorn and lonely
If our overcoat's in hook.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
a LARGE IMPROVEMENT.
Brewing Company Erecting Big Con-
crete Addition to Plant. ~

crete Addition to Plant. ~
The Aberdeen Brewing Co. is having
erected bailding 34x140 feet, two stories
high, for boiler and engine rooms and
their ice and cold storage rooms. The
building is to be Of concrete hollow
blocks, for which Jos. Teifenthaler has
the contract, and is now making the
blocks on the ground.
The American Contracting Co. is put.
ting in the pile and concrete foundation,
and an idea Vi the cost OF the building
may be had from the fact that the foun.
dation alone will cost about $4,000.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

'They tell me she was quite hand
to draw long bow"
Eyes; the beau she drew was q six
footer."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
In the Rainy Season

"What's the difference between .
clever man and a stupid man"
"Oh, an umbrella more or less"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

Deacon Jones Why was Daniel the
most popular man mentioned In the
Old Testament? Brother Smith Be-
Sause he was linnized
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Twin Marks.

death loves shining mark"
Eyes, and the poor doctors hate to
see him go, losing thereby an easy
mark"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Cruel Husband.

"What Is a joke without point
dear?"
"The kind a woman tells"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

A girl always refuses man if she
knows he will propose again.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
As to Taxation.

"You say stupidity is taxedY
"Well, it Is the same thing. IT you
are shrewd you aren't taxed"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

You never get rich on the thing you
are going to do.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

A silver dollar looks as big as q
washtub when you need It and don't
know where to find It,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

Being truthful is a virtue in some
people and a nuisance in others.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

Because a man Is busy 1t does Eo<
necessarily follow that he has business.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

When you want to find vacancy
take an X ray machine and look inta
the heads of some people.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Couldn't Discover

Couldn't Discover
Though Shake.
speare was his
model
And though his
ii n g 8 were
stout.
He kept the thing
a secret.
For no o n e
found It out.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
Hurnor ana Philosophy
By DUNCAN n. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Not much wild regret is wasted on
an open winter by people who have to
keep a corner lot free from snow.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21
As You Look At Il,

"Have you any bad habits"
"Well-er-I get married occasional
w."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-21

The requirements of the honeymoon
develop q sweet tooth in many people.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
CHARLES BARNEY
 SHOOTS HIMSELF
Ex-PreSident KniCkerbOCker Trust Company Makes Successful
 Attempt at Suicide.
By Cable to The Daily Gateway.

New York, Nov. 15-Charles Barney who resigned the presidency of the Knickerbocker Trust Company of this city, when that institution failed and precipitated a crash throughout the city and really throughout the entire country, shot himself through the head yesterday morning and died late in the afternoon. This was his third attempt to kill himself. The news of his suiside was not announced here until the stock exchanges were all closed as it was feared that the intel ligence of his death might cause a panic. The cause of his rash act was the failure of his bank and the re- sulting panic.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16

The bark Sylvia loaded with forty thousand cases of salmon for the Alas ka Packers Association went ashore at Karluk on Wednesday Nov. 9th and is a total wreck. Three sailors were drowned in trying to swim ashore from the wrecked vessel.
 The Sylvia was lying off Karluk loading salmon, when severe storm sprang up from the north east. An chors were put out and every endeavor was made to outlive the gale, but in a few hours she broke her anchor chains and was blown into shallow water and soon went to pieces. Twenty men were aboard the vessel at the time, but it was impossible for them to get a boat ashore, and the spectators on the beach could do nothing to assist the imperiled men. Six of the sailors plunged into the angry waters to swim ashore, but three of these men were drowned. The other three succeeded in reaching land in an exhausted condition. One man was so near the
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
ARCTIC BROTHERHOOD
 ELECT NEW OFFICERS

Tacoma, Nov. 1.-The grand camp of the Arctic Brotherhood in session here elected the following officers at their meeting Saturday afternoon: Grand Arctic chief, Thomas Bruce of Dawson; grand Arctic recorder, God frey Chelander, of Skagway; grand keeper of nuggets, Carl Johansen of Eagle; grand chaplain, Dr. Everett of Dawson; grand trail guide, G. B. Short of Cinema; grand trail blazer, Vemir Georgenson of Sitka; grand camp cook, Dwight Harris of Ketchikan; keeper inner toll gate, Dr. A. E. Burns, Sew ard: grand trustees, Dr.. Moore of Skag- way, w. II. Wilcox of Skagway, Joseph Arden, of Dawson. J. Coleman, of CIeary, and J. E. Green of Rampant.
 The next meeting of the grand camp will be held in Victoria, B. c.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
GUGGENHEIMS TO SPEND MILLIONS Recognizing Northwestern Com panieS and May Take in the
 Alaska Steamship Line. PEABODY TRAFFIC MANAGER Will Develop Mining Interests and Do Much Railroad Building
 In the North.
PEABODY TRAFFIC MANAGER
ny Gable to The Daily Gateway.

Seattle, Nov. l4-It is believe here that the retirement of John Rosene as president of the Northwestern Com mercial Company means that the Gug- genheim-Morgan syndicate of New York will spend millions of dollars in Alaska mining development and in railroad construction. A complete re- organization of inc Northwestern Steamship Company and allied com panies has been accomplished. w. A. Rust succeeds John Rosene as presi- dent of the different companies and H. J. Douglas succeeds M. M. Pearl as auditor, and other changes will be made. Charles Peabody of the Alaska Steamship Company is attending the meeting of the Northwestern in New York and it is believed here that he will get the position as traffic manager of the Northwestern company and that his company will be merged with it.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
Try to Down Wickersham

Juneau, Nov. 1.-The Alaska repub- lican convention was called to order in this city this afternoon at ? o'clock. The various factions are all at loger- heads and lively time is anticipa- ted. Resolutions condemeing Cover nor Hoggatt have been prepared and there will be a warm fight before they are finally acted upon. There is also an element here that wants to knock Judge Wickersham who IS a candidate for national committeeman and for delegate to the national convention, and it is doubtful if he will be elected.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
JUNEAU CONVENTION
 NAMES DELEGATION
At Yesterdays Session the Work Of EIeCting National Delegates Was ACCOmpliShed-- Secretary Taft Endorsed for the
 PreSidOnCy--CdI Commended.

publican convention was called to order in this city yesterday, and Col. w. T. Perkins was elected temporary chairman. Delegates from various sections were seated and it was decided by the convention that those holding proxies could vote the same. The del egates from Douglas, Cleary, Forty mile and several other small sections, all Hoggatt delegates, objected to this action, and left the hall. An anti Hoggatt resolution has been prepared and will be presented today. The convention adjourned to meet today at ten o'clock.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
FORTY THOUSAND CASES
 SALMON LOST IN WRECK
Bark Sylvia Chartered by the Alaska Packers Association Goes Ashore in Terrific Gale at KarIuk and Vessel and Cargo Total
 LOSS--Three Men Perish.

shore that line was throw to him but he was so weak that he could not holG to it and sank in sight of hls friends who were unable to assist him. The other fourteen men on the ship clung to small part of the stern of the yes sel which protruded out of water and after being almost frozen and drowned by the angry seas, were finally saved when the tide went out and left this part of the wreck in shallow water. Gus Headland, Lewis Huron and Norweigan called Olaf were the names of the sailors whose lives were lost.
 The ship was nearly ready to sail for San Francisco with her cargo when the storm came up and wrecked her. The cannery men were to go out on the vessel, and will now have to wait until another boat can be sent for them.
 The news of the loss of the Sylvia was brought here this morning by the assistant manager of the cannery, JIG. Bell who arrived on the steamer Uni mak this morning to cable the news to his company at San Francisco.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
SELECT BUILDING SITE
 ON A-Y-P FAIR GROUNDS

Seattle, Nov. l5-The committee ap- pointed by the grand camp of the Are tic Brotherhood to select a site for their building to be erected for the Alaska -Yukon-Pacifc fair visited the grounds yesterday accompanied by many members of the order and other Alaskans, and with appropriate exer- cises selected a prominent location on the grounds for their building.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
MAY ARRANGE TO PAY OnT
 ON REYNOLDS FAILURES

Advices received from Valdez on the Santa Clara, are to the effect that the Reynolds Company will probably be able to pay all outstandin5 indebtid- ness. Six per cent bonds are to be issued on the mining and railroad prop erty, and enough realized thereby to meet all obligations, and put the company on a working basis agnai.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
CALEB POWERS
 AGAIN ON TRIAL
Faces Jury Fourth Time for Kill ing Governor GOebel
 of Kentucky.
By Cable to The po,ly Gateway.

Georgetown, Ky, Nov. R-The fourth trial of Caleb Powers for the assassination of Governor Goebel of this state in 1904, commenced this morning. Powers is in good spirits and is very anxious to be vindicated by democratic judge. He was re- publican secretary of state under Gov ernor Goebel and does not want to be vindicated by a republican judge or pardonen bya republican governor, as in that case it might appear that he was vindicated for personal or po- litical reasons.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
Nushagak Ordered to Karluk

AIr. J. C. Bell, assistant manager of the Alaska Packers cannery at Kar- lux. received a cable today stating that the steamer Nushagak would leave San Francisco tomorrow for Karluk to take the sailors of the wrecked bark Servia and the employees of the cannery to that city. The NushSgak is expected 10 arrive at Karluk about the 23rd.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
Santa Clara Sails South

The Santa Clara left for Seattle at 4 r. m. Thursday. She will stop at Katalla and give the laborers and others there an opportunity to get out side. It is feared that not many yes sels will be able to stop there this winter on account of the poor harbor and bad weather generally prevalent there.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
By Cable to The Daily Gateway.

Juneau, Nov. l6-The session of the republican convention in this city yes- terday was exciting and hot number throughout. The Hoggatt delegates saw they would meet certain defeat and bolted the convention. After the routine business was attended to the following delegates to the national con- yentiontion were elected: Col. w. T.. Perkins, Dick Ryan and Capt. k. w.. Johnson of Nome; John G. Held of Juneau; Hon. James Wickersham of Fairbanks; and Frank l.. Ballaine Of Seward. Dr. I. H. Keller of Skagway was named for national committeeman.
 Secretsry Wm. H. Taft was endorsed for the presidential nomination at the republican national convention in 1908. Delegate Thomas Gale also received the endorsement of the convention.
 Nothing was said in regard to Gov ernor Hoggatt. His defeat was as sured when his delegates walked out of the convention.
 Several towns desired to entertain the next convention, and Ketchikan was selected as the meeting place.
 Hoggatt Men Quit Convention
 Juneau, Nov. l5-The Alaska re-
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
ANOTHER STAR
 ON FLAG TODAY
Oklahoma and Indian Territories Cease to Be and Come Into
 Union as One State.
By Gable to The Daily Gateway.

Gutherie, Oaklahoma, Nov. l6.-At nine o'clock this morning, Oklahoma Territory and Indian Territory ceased to exist as such and were united as the state of Oklahoma, thus adding another state to the Union The officials of the new commonwealth were inaugu- rated in the presence of 8 large con- course of people and entered imme- diately upon their respective duties. The day was observyd as a general holiday throughout the state.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
EXTRA SESSION
 IN CALIFORNIA
Governor GiIlett Issues PrOClama. ton Converting Legislature
 Next Tuesday.
By Cable to The Daily Gateway.

San Francisco, Nov. l5-The fnan- cial condition throughout this state has become so alarming that Governor Gillette today called special session of the legislature to convene at Sacra- mento next Tuesday. It has been hoped that this would not be necessary but the governor and his advisers seemingly thought otherwise.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
SWITCHMEM DEMAND
 RAISE OF WAGES

Chicago, Nov, 1l-Twenty-fve thou sand members of the Switchmen's Un- ion of North America demanded an in- crease of six cents an hour pay this morning, and if their demand is not granted they will strike. This will eff feet nearly all the railroads in the United States,
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
ELECT NEW PRESIDENT FOR
 NORTHWESTERN COMPANIES

Tacoma, Nov. f3-Advices from New York are to the effect that w. A. Rust of this city, general manager of the Tacoma shelter, has been elected president and general manager of the Northwestern Commercial Company, succeeding John Rosene, controlling all steamship connections.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
WANT FEWER
 HOURS WORK
American Federation of Labor Will EndeayOr to Establish
 Universal System.
By Cable to The Daily Gateway.

Norfolk, Va. Nov. l3-The Ameri- can Federation of Labor in session in this city have decided to work for the establishment of universal system of eight hours for a days work. They will enter bitter contest with the National Association of Manufactur- CTS who are opposed to such a system.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
STEAMER JEANNE ASHORE
 IN WRANGLE NARROWS

Seattle, Nov. 15-The steamer Jeanie on it's way from Seward to this city went ashore in Wrangle narrows yes terday. The extent of the damage is not known.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
SECRETARY TAFT
 ORDERED HOME
Cancels Engagements to Visit Germany and Other Countries
 and Will Return at Once.
By Cable to The Daily Gateway.

NagaSaki, Japan, Nov, IA wire less message was received today stat ing that Secretary of War Wm. H. Taft had cancelled his engagement to visit Germany and would get home as quickly as possible.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
WILL ACCEPT
 NOMINATION
William Jennings Bryan Says He Is Willing to Again Make
 Fight for Presidency.
sy Cable so Fhe pailv aateway.

Lincoln, Neb., Nov. 15- William Jennings Bryan announces his candi- dacy on the democratic ticket for the presidency if his party again wants him to make the fight. He says, how ever, that he will not be disappointed if another candidate is chosen.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
INJURED
 IN CAR WRECK
Two Seattle Trolley Cars Collide on Luna Park Line With
 Fatal Result.
By Cable to The Daily Gateway.

Seattle, Nov, 12-An inbound trol- ley car on the Luna Park line, running at full speed, collided with another car late yesterday afternoon, and forty people were injured, twenty five seri- ously. Five of the victims are eX- pected to die today. Twenty five were taken to the hospitals of the city in ambulanceS and motor cars that were pressed into service. The accident is due to the motorman running beyond the switch, where he should have waited for the approaching car to pass him.
Seward weekly gateway., 1907-11-16
Preparing to Defest Taft

Washington, Nov. I6-Secretsry George B. Cortelyou is actively pre- pairing to defeat Secretary Wm. H. Taft for the nomination for the presidency.