The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-06-21
What ths State Papers
 Are Suying and Doing
DeIayea Retarns.

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 Delayed Retarns. Andalusia News. A jury at the Golden Gate has found Mayor Schmltz guilty. Returns have not been received from the oth- CT place. Tken whats Huntsville Mercury. N
 "Automan" Is suggested by a cor respondent Of the New 1ork world as a better word than chauffeur. But what if the automan IS a woman.
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 Good Place. Our Mountain Home.
 As place tor genuine. exciting sport. no resort offers better attrac- tons for July than Capitol nliI anu the Exchange lobDy in montgomery.
 Hemmed In. GuntersYIlle Deinocrat. - Mir. Burnets letter in this issue men tions a1vIne service on snlpDoard. had the statesmen hemmed Tn, and dodging was not easy.
 Different There. Collinsville GOurler. A belated scientist has come out ana said that sunshine is neaIthful" They see 1t differently in the mountains .ot Kentucky. They think moonshine IS
 
 A Good Fiji. Birmingham Age-herald.
 Colonel Graves states that he found Presioent ttoosevelt In outing clothes ana nad breezy chal' With nlm, the conversation thus narmonlzlng admir- aDiy with the presiaents clothes.
 Good Example. Eufaula Times.
 General kuroki has set mighty whotesome example tor the oistln- guIsnsa men or tnis country. He has fers to contribute articles to the mag azlnes.
 Breaking China. Union Springs herald.
 China, 1t seems, IS determined to. stay mad with the United states; but really. what IS sne soing to oo about itY We have plenty boys over here, to on breaking china.
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 Wise In Time. Mobile Item.
 The young Maryland woman who re- fused 10 marry rejected sultor ar- ter ne had shot her appreciated the dlfterence between QuIck death ana a lingering one. Untortunateiy, some women aont discover this in time.
 Political Pie. Gadsden Journal
 Political pie may not come under because it isn't taken into the stom- aGn, but considering its pad effect on the morals its fuly as deleterious as the "kind that mother used to make.
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 Summer Outings. Mobile Herald.
 This is the time of year when the person soI1cltous tor his own welfare kuan Cf n camp out for the summer on the fourth floor ot fire escapeIess IEame re- sort hotel to woo the chance holo. cauSt. -. =.
 Beating Ananias. Marshall Banner
 Texas is giving out the story of a cyclone that picked up letter ana was addressed twenty live miles away. It begIns to look as II the members ot hoosevelts Ananlas Club are merely amateurs.
 The Graduates. -.-''' .-. Moulton Advertiser.
 A half mlIIlon or more of graduates are snow being turned loose on the graduated to do notn4ns. Too proua or too Itlzy to worK, they will loal arouIfd a lew years and then go to the dogs as fast as thelr legs can carry them.
 . dr - Learning Too Late. Birmingham News. In connection with the published re- port that Mrs. Potter Palmer Is going to wed the harl of Munster anu Baron IewKspury sne says sne doesn't even know him A good many American women Who married tilted foreigners didnt know tnam until some time aI- ter the ceremony was performed ana the honeymoon was over.
 
 Building Q Town. Huntsville Tribune. Civic Improvement is and always has been and always will be, the great m unicipal builder. Progressive ldeas are all right. but it Is the fruItion that counts. No flowing prospectors of the improvements that are only so many beautiful lines on the engineers draIL- ing board, will ever appeal so tnslst- ently as will paved streets, sanitary sewers and pure. health giving water.