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The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-06-27
JUST CRANklNESS.

+ DENVER. June 27.-Mrs. Jessie
+ Falkenburg Falls, of Los Ange-
]. les has erected a simple monu- :
+ ment over the grave of her father,
!. F. A. Falkenberg. head consul in
+ the Pacific jurisdiction of the
+ Woodmen of the World. She re-
+ fuses to allow the order to re-
+ move the body of her father to a
+ has been erected to his memory to
+ be unveiled Sunday.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-06-27
May Sutton Winner,

LONDON, June 27.-May Sutton, the
California tennis champion. today de-
lfeated Miss Slocook in straight heats
In the first round of the ladies' cham
plonship singles The chances of her
retaining the championship are good
as she is back in her 1905 form.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-06-27
Syracuse Wins Race.

POUGHKEPSIE, June 27.-Syracuse
won the four-Oared shell race over the
two mile course
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-06-27
Death Draws Near.

Los Angeles. June 21-Francis Muir
ply is sinking. The doctors admitted
this morning there is no hope
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-06-27
Mail Carriers Strike.

BUTTE, Mont, June 27-Every mail
carrier in Butte last night Went on a
strike. They declare the wage scala
IS insufficient
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-06-27
After John D.

CHICAGO, June 27.-Subpoenas were
issued this morning for Rockefeller
Rogers and others.
The Evening statesman. [volume] (Walla Walla, Wash.) 1903-1910, 1907-06-27

Chicago Grain Market.
CHICAGO, June 27.-Wheat 80 "a
95 ga: Corn SO rs, 50 1-2: Oats AZ L.
AZ
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
AT THE BARGAIN RUSH.

Here, gimme that. I seen it first.
Here, clerk, this woman"
Didn't, neither | had my hand
on them before she got there. You
amt no lady, or"
Neither are you. You can't come
none of them tricks on me. | want
you to understand that l saw these
stockings first and"
We'll, take 'em. They're big enough
for an elephant, anyway. I'm too
much of lady to quarrel over such
things"
DO you mean to insinuate that I'm
no lady? I'll tell my husband about
you, that's what I'll do. Your face
would cook cawfee."
Eyes, and you're hussy. You amt
got no more manners than"
Ladies'" said the dignified floor
walker, "the gymnasium and sparring
ring is on the fifth floor. A gentle
manly attendant will assist with the
gloves if you wish. Milwaukee Sen
tinel.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
MIX THIS AT HOME.
Valuable Prescription Which Anyone
Can Easily Prepare.

The following simple homemade
mixture is said to readily relieve and
overcome any form of Rheumatism by
forcing the Kidneys to filter from the
blood and system all the uric acid and
poisonous waste matter, relieving at
once such symptoms as backache,
weak kidneys and bladder and blood
diseases.
Try it, as it doesn't cost much to
make, and is said to ba absolutely
harmless to the stomach.
Get the following harmless ingredi
ents from any good pharmacy: Fluid
Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce;
Compound Kargon, one ounce; Com
pound Syrup of Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking well in bot.
tie, and take a teaspoonful after each
meal and again at bedtime.
This simple mixture is said to give
prompt relief, and there are very few
cases Of rheumatism and Kidney
troubles it will fail to cure perma
nently.
These are all harmless, everyday
drugs, and your druggist should keep
them in the prescription department;
if not, have him order them from the
wholesale drug houses for you, rather
than fail to use this, if you are af
flicted.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
WHEN HIS BABY WAS DYING.
The Milkman Was Late That Day, but
None Complained.

A few days ago people on Linwood
boulevard who patronize certain
milkman missed his familiar before
breakfast ring, says the Kansas City
Star. 1t was late in the morning when
he finally made the rounds. And the
women scolded.
"I'll have to take milk from some
body else!" one irate housewife snap
ped.
"All right, madam" he said, softly.
Something in his voice made her
pause.
What made you late?" she demand
ed, still angry.
A tear wavered on the milkman's
eye and trickled slowly down his
cheek.
"When-when I left home" he be-
gan.
He paused and gulped at something
in his throat.
was dying. I knew someone-would
be-angry-withm me if didn't-come
so +"
He could say nothing more. The
woman said, gently:
I'm sorry"
Next day the milkman failed to ap-
pear. The second day he was around
very early.
I'VE buried her yesterday" was his
explanation.
No one chided him. They under
stood His baby was dead.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
GUIDES CHILDREN.
Experience and a Mothers Love Make
Advice Valuable.

An Ills. mother writes about feeding
children:
eff mothers would use Grape-Nuts
more for their little ones, there would
be less need ior medicines and fewer
doctor bills.
IF those suffering from indigestion
and stomach troubles would live on
rape-Nuts, toast and good milk for a
short period they would experience
more than they otherwise would be-
lieve.
"Our children have all learned to
know the benefit of Grape-Nuts as an
appetizing, Strengthening food. It is
every evening, with few variations,
like this: Mamma, let's have toast and
Grape-Nuts for breakfast; or, let's have
eggs and rape-Nuts'-never forget
ting the latter.
Zone of our boys In school and Is
years of age repeatedly tells me his
mind is so much brighter after having
Grape-Nuts as part if not all his
breakfast" Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the lit
tie book, THE Road to MELVILLE" in
pkgs. There's Reason"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE.

Poor Nipsley! It was a terrible
blow to him."
"Nipsley? / haven't heard about it..
What's the matter?"
1T was very sudden. He's all bro
ken up. / saw him yesterday, and he
told me he didn't know how he could
get along without her. To tell you
the truth. wouldn't have believed
before it happened that he'd have tax
en- it so hard. He hasn't been able to
attend to business or to-"
Say, for heavens sake! why don't
you tell a fellow about it? What's
the old boys trouble?"
His wifes dead"
"Oh, Lord! / thought from the way
you spoke that somebody must have
come along and hired his typewriter
girl away from him" Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
Henry Clay and Lew Wallace.

"Mr. Clay was of personality once
seen never to be forgotten. Tall,
slender, graceful, he had besides the
air majestic which kings affect, i'm
agining it exclusive property.
Throughout Mr.. Clay's performance
my eyes scarcely left his countenance,
which, as he proceeded, sank from
sight until, by the familiar optical
illusions, nothing of it remained but
the mouth, and that kept enlarging
and widening until it seemed an elias
tic link holding the ears together.
Indeed, at this late writing, my one
distinct recollection of the man and
his speech is the mouth and its capac-
ity for infinite distension. ''-Autobiog
raphy of Lew Wallace.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
ON $3.50 A YEAR.

His salary was $3.50 a year, and
he had just proposed to Miss Clare
Lighthead and been accepted and they
were both exquisitely happy until she
said:
And you don't know how lovely
our home will be, George. 1t shall
be a home indeed for you; place Of
rest and joy and comfort! III ring
the housekeeper up every morning,
and
''The housekeeper?'
Yes, yes, dear. Now, don't inter
rupt, you naughty boy. I'll tell the
housekeeper to tell the cook to"
THE cook?"
"Of course; and | do hope we can
get a French cook ! love French
cooking. And I'd like the parlormaid
to"
THE parlormaid?"
YES, yes; I'd like brisk, tidy
rosy-cheeked girl | don't care so
much about the housemaid.'
why, my darling, I'm afraid"
Nov, now, you bad old boy; you
must let your little girl have her own
way when it comes to the house SER
wants. You can engage the butler, if
you like, and Of course you'll get the
coachman; but when it comes to the
laundress and seamstress and-why
George, what a dreadfully long face
you have! / don't like it,"
It looked longer as he sat in his
10x IL room an hour later trying to
figure out" how the wages of the
cook and housekeeper and butler and
all the rest of them were to be paid
on $25 per week He hasn't calculat-
ed it yet.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
CANADA'S GOOD TIMES.
The immigration During 1906 Was
$4,000.

While it is well to heed every
word of caution from the leaders in
commerce and finance and to avoid
all speculative ventures that lack a
solid business foundation, it is clearly
evident that there is no conspicuous
weak spot in Canada's present era of
prosperity. The Toronto Globe says:
"The Dominion has in commercial
sense plenty of money, and cur lead
ing financial institutions are in a po-
sition to lend freely in the United
States. The chief productive enter
prises Of Canada are not buoyed up
by an era of dangerous speculation,
but are faRowing substantial bust
ness methods and finding safe and
continuous markets for their goods
We are not bolstering up any indus
tries by extensive export bonuses
that must impoverish the people as
whole, and ultimately lead to COL
lapse through the failure of the arti-
fetal aid There is no extreme pro-
lection in Canada such as would Gre
ate great fortunes for few at the
expense Of the general public and
lead to disruption and catastrophe.
The prosperity of Canada has no ar
tificial foundation being based on a
healthy and substantial expansion of
trade and industry, with a proportion
ate extension of productive settlement
to new areas.
fC h0f OxrTfTa q
extensively for railway construction,
but every line will bring new terri
tory within the limits of profitable
occupation, and will create prosper
Gus settlements to bear the burdens
and repay the outlay. We are not
exhausting mineral resources, for it
is quite reasonable to assume that,
although mineral wealth is never
permanent, ours will during the
measurable future develop a far
greater productive capacity than at
present. Our timber wealth can be
made continuous by judicious pol.
icy. And agriculture, the real foun-
dalton of our prosperity, is expanding
with every new expenditure on rail.
way construction. We are not in
the flush of railway mania that
could bring it's punishment through
the useless duplication of lines. The
gigantic railway enterprises that
now stimulate every line of business
in Canada will create a new Domin.
ion, and thus render easy the heavy
burdens of debt now freely assumed
Canada's era of prosperity has been
unprecedented, but there is no sign
of weakness and no cause for lack
of confidence. While our growth is
normal and healthy, we need have nc
alarm at it's rapidity." This article
might have gone on to relate the
great growth that is taking place in
Central Canada, where thousands Of
Americans have made their homes
during the past few years. The past
calendar year has given to Canada by
importation an addition of $4,000 tC
it's population. Of this the United
States contributed 63,781. The agents
of the Canadian government, whose
advertisement appears elsewhere, say
| that this number will be largely in
creased during 1907.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

tack of kidney trouble and lumbago,
which caused him much suffering. He
began taking Doan's Kidney Pills and
was soon cured. We always keep
them on hand. My husband was cured
of bad pains in the back by taking
only part of a box"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
NO RELIEF FROM ECZEMA
For Over Two Years-Patent Medi-
cines, Quack Cures, and Doctors
FaiI-Cuticura Succeeds.

IT was very badly afflicted with &C.
zema for more than two years. The
parts affected were my limbs below
the knees. I tried all the physicians
in the town and some in the surround
ing towns, and also tried all the pat
ent remedies that I heard of, besides
all the cures advised by old women
and quacks, and found no relief what
ever until / commenced using the Gu
ticura Soap, Cuticura Ointment, and
Cuticura Resolvent. In the Cuticura
Remedies I found immediate relief,
and was soon sound and well. C. v.
Beltz, Tippecanoe, Ind, Nov. Is, '05."
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
Gentle Hint.

Across the shimmering lake sped
the merry skaters.
"Ah, the ring of STEEL" breathed
the poetical young man. What can
compare with the beautiful ring of
steel?"
The girl in the crimson cap laughed
merrily.
Lots of things" she whispered.
For instance, much prefer the beau
tiful ring of gold.'
And the next day the cards were
out.-Chicago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
Professor Jones to Retire.

Prof George w. Jones, head of the
department of mathematics of Cornell
university will retire at the end OF
the present year. The board of trus-
tees will ask the Carnegie endowment
fund for a pension for him. Prof.
Jones went to Cornell as the head of
the department of mathematics ir
1877 and has occupied that place ever
since. He is one of the oldest men in
point of service on the Cornell facul-
ty. He is the author of several
treatises ard textbooks.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
Work and Pray.

When we pray for any virtue, we
should cultivate the virtue as well as
pray for it; the form of your prayer
should be the rule of your life; every
petition to God is a precept to man.
Look not, therefore, upon your pray
ers as method of good and salvation
only, but as perpetual motion of
duty. BY what we require of God we
see what He requires of us.-Jeremy
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
Internal Application,

RE found his hair was leaving the
top of his head, and took his barber
to task about it.
"You sold me two bottles of stuff
to make this hair grow"
1T is very strange 1t won't grow
again." interrupted the barber. 81
can't understand it.
We'll, look here" said the man, 81
don't mind drinking another bottle,
but this must be the last"
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

sturdy old gentle
man, who works
in his own gar
den, gives thanks
to Doan's Kidney
Pills for his sound
back and kidneys.
Mrs. Goetchious,
his d a u & h t e r,
S Us: Father
had a severe at.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
The SIGNIFICANT nEor.n

your constituents must realize that
you are working for them"
YES" answered Senator Sorghum;
"but good many of them have gotten
the idea that / am emitting the prepo.
sition. Washington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
GET Prasents from Princesa.

Two pink wooden petticoats of beau
tiful crochet work, made by the
princess of Wales for the Essex
Needlework guild, have been given as
presents to two little girls at Haver-
ing-atte-BoWer. Essex.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
A Man of 1ioh Principle.

Scotsman up for the week end (who
has been asked by his friend to go to
a music hal.)-Na, ma, man! Dye no
ken / never visit music hall on tn
Saturday-for fear / should laugh in
tn kirk on tn Sawbath ?-London
Opinion.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
How the Trouble Started.

He is so very defenential whenever
/ speak that believe I have made an
impression"
"Oh, he's only one of these old-fash-
toned men who were raised to show
respect to their elders, Houston
Post.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
THROUGH the Mouth.

What do you think of that scient-
lists assertion that the human body
contains natural soap?"
Cant say. But I know there's lots
of soap in NINE"
How come it there?"
Swallowed it in the barber shop
Milwaukee Sentinel.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
How to Trap Wild Animals.

40-page trap book illustrated, picture 46
wild animals in natural colors, also bar
ometer calendar, also gun & trap catalog,
also prices on raw furs. All sent post paid
for Toe stamps or silver. FREE to those
who shin to. or buy of us. Address Fur
Dept, n. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Total .......... - = FI'OO
All for l2c postpaid in order to intro
duce our warranted seeds, and If you
Berliner Earliest Caulifower, together
with our mammoth plant, nursery stock,
vegetable and farm seed and tool cataloog.
This catalog is mailed free to all in
tending purchasers. Write to-day,
John A. Salzer Seed Co., Box w, La
Crosse, Wis.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
Immense catch of Doqfish.

What is declared to be a record
landing Of dogfish for any fishing
port in England took place at Ply
mouth recently, when 10 tons Of
this fish was brought In.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
II Cures While You Walk.

Aliens Foot-Ease is certain cure for
hot, sweating, callous, and swollen, aching
acceptany substitute. Trial package FREE.
Address Allen S. Olmsted, LIE Roy, N. Y.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Be courteous In business. Manners
are as necessary to business as pol
ish is to a parquet floor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
MRS. ELvA BARBER EDWARDS

There are three critical stages in a
woman's life which leave their mark
in her career. The first of these stages
is womanhood, or the change from a
care free girl to budding womanhood,
The second is motherhood, and the
third is Change of Life.
Perils surround each of these stages,
and most of the misery that comes
to women through i'll health dates
from one or another of these i'm
portant crises.
Women should remember that Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
made from native roots and herbs has
carried thousands of young girls over
the critical period of puberty, has
prepared mothers for childbirth, and
in later years carried them safely
through the change of life more sue
cessfully than any other remedy in
the world. Thousands of testimonials
from grateful persons, two of which
are here published, substantiate this
fact beyond contradiction.
Mrs. George Walters of Woodlawn,
Ill. writes
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:-
az feel it my duty to tell you of the good
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
has done me in preparing for childbirth.
After suffering and losing my children a
friend advised me to try your valuable me-
dicine, and the result was that haG. very
little inconvenience, quick recovery and
During it's long record of mo-
actual cures, entities Lydia e. Ri
the respect and confidence of ever
v.Sso z ne~f1hoc .sc Vomo&nh1A r..
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

For a time, take Natures medicine,
Garfield Tea; it cleanses the system, pur-
ifes the blood and insures a normal action
of liver, kidneys, stomach and bowels.
Made of Herbs.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

A kind thought toward a fellow NOR
tai has but little virtue in it if it be
not transmitted into a generous deed.
Rev. j. L. Spalding.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
They Did.

Hogan-Did tn b'ys injye Moriari-
tvs spache?
Grogan-Did they? Well, We should
how bin there They cheered so loud
We couldn't hear wur'rd he said
Judge.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Graft often goes about disguised as
a business opportunity.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

While man wants but little here be.
low, he never gets quite enough.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

A tight man and loose dog are
equally dangerous.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching. Blind. Bleeding or Pr0truoing Piles in
6to IA days or money refunded. QUO.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color
more goods, per package, than others, and
the colors are brighter and faster.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

No one is so Insignificant as to be
sure his example can do not hurt
Lord Clarendon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Sometimes a woman's face overdoes
1t in the matter of telling her age.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Mrs. Hardapp1e (dumbfounded)-
For lands sakes! What does this
mean?
City Niece-Nothing unusual, aun-
tie, dear. You know you invited
George and me to drop in some time.
Chicago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Panthers and Grizzly Bears.
Ship Furs Pelts Mcmillan Fur & Wool
Co., Minneapolis, MINI. Write for prices.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
For children teething soSens the gums, reduces m
dammstion alsys palm cures wind conc 25c bottle.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
WORKS IN THE GARDEN.
Eighty-Seven Years Old, BUT Has q
Sound Back.

Robert Scollan, 81 years old, of IS
Garden St., Seneca Falls, N. Y, fine,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

We Pay the Highest Price
for butter fat in cream. Write for price
Milton Dairy Co., St. Paul.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

Our idea Of selfish person is one
who is unable to remember favor.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Take LAX ALIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Drug
gists refund money IL IL fails to cure. Il. w
GROVES signature is on each box 25c
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

A lazy man is q dead loss to him
self.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
We PAY TOP Price for Cream.

Cash every day. Write for prices and
tags. Miller & Holmes, st. Paul, MINI.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

For Prices on Poultry,
either live or dressed, write r. E. Cobb,
st. Paul, Mimi.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

A mans idea of good luck is any old
kind that leaves him few dollars
ahead of the other fellows game.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14
A Rio BARGAIN for y Cents Postpaid.

The year of 1906 was one OF prodigal
plenty on our seed farms. Never before
did vegetable and farm seeds return such
enormous yields.
Now we wish to gain 100000 new Gus
toners this year and hence offer for lie
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-14

PILES CURED IN O To IL DAYS