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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
.Snmor ocs WuslanOcs.

Sic gnooige 6rou lit niht SIT
Noltic, uber tie bot mir ettpos fir
Sic ollf0etroQcit." - Mua 0enu?"-
sd bobe CS pergeiiert. 9lber porteu
Sic eincn N%ugenblid. SD werOe lie
gIcid) irogen."
Sic: .Nbcr no lniien mir Sic
&Icine, lpcnn mir ms Ebeoter gebcl1,
oonit ibr nidltS poiiirt?" - Or:
sd Deroe lie III Den 8eloidront
ihlieBcn."
Ntr, &uitcott: y@orrm neinit iii,
Sdot?" Mfr@. Suitcott: 80,
George! Die WtGuie lino III Die Spei-
lcfummer getommen mo buben Die
l60ncn Giertudlcn oili9eireiien, Die
ld) lclblt gcu1ddt botte." - Wtr. Suit
colt; n9tlm, nun. meinc ood nid)t
INN ein poar feline WGuie."
Same tim 3ugc ST elncm S6ot'
ten, Den lie Dor Ybid)cll fnurren bort,
ais lie oil einem groBen Heflome.
l6ilO uoriiberfabrenD: oNb iA iebe,
Sic iilr0 ulld) meiner Wteintng, BOZ
g 0ielen &dnoolen nid)t 0cItattct lein
ioQte. oaa 2otoihoitSbilo olrd ooS
NuiridJtcn lolh' nbideulid)cr Ginger
III pcrunitolten. - Sdlotte: ~Nee,
oo9 nor ca nid)t. glbcr Der @bisfcp
Der 0urolti Iton0, tallgt nid)to!"
Ganfborteit. - Gin 9ieutci
nont cinca III Nirifo ltotionirten He-
gimcntS mor olti Der Sogo. Gr bette
feline GSllrd)t, 5ogcrte ober ooh aus
gcpiiicn @riinOenL Die grOBe. iid ibm
n1bcrnoe S0min 5l ifieBen. NoN!'r
mo immcr nGbcr fam iie mo binfte.
Der 0utmiitbigeS oloot 500 oen1orrL
Den cr III ibrem 6liBe lab, beraio,
mo lie binftc oontbor tort. llnO Der
Soloot pergoB Den Torfna. Hid)t
cher Ole 2omiu. Sic febrte IN Der
iolNenocn Nod)t 5uriid uno froB ic-
Den Oiii5icr olti. Der inl HonQc bobcr
itonb ais Der lieutenant, 10 Dab Die.
icr in Solgc ibrcr pruttilhen 0ont,
Bartlett 5lum Obcriten upuncirtc.
Gid)tcr; Sic limo Uertlogt, oie'c
Game 0efiiBt 81 bnben. Moo baben
Sic SIT Sbrcr %ertbcioi9ung 81 cr'
mGbncn?" - Nngcflogtcr: o9tidta!
(glft Die Srou an.) sd mnB be-
trltnfcn gelueicn iein unb peroiene
Straic."
Hiufa: n@ie itebt cS nit DEM Dor
idloge, ben 9u mir nelllih mohteIt,
CiniQc 9lfticn Griner @olomile 81
ncbnlcn. @iir0clt 0u Hnd) germ elm
pour obgcbeu?" @infS: Seine
cin5igc. Wir bubcn ldlieBlid bod
nod Die Gntocfung gcntadJt, nab Die
Wtine @olo entbGlt."
Sic: .@louben Sic, boB ooS SOAR
iGrben id)dolid fir Den Scrltono
iIt?" 49, Or: User ii6 Dos Soar
fGrbt, bot ~ilberbanpt feillcn Terltm1o,
Der belhGbiat merbcn f0nnte."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
MuOcruc Mphnuuacu.

UUO VIDd BIputr' SffuNr.
$1,000 tauien zines iener mooerncn 3iuet-
lt0diacn Sduier. Nnheu feds Simmer. 9nocz
ttube uno GdIlae. uuc mooernel GiIribtul9en,
einihIiell.in ~fanitdrer TIumbina; gaoefilhe
entbdlt Bor5eIur.N noeiuanne mn 98niicrcIpfel.
Srottoire. Sole nm aeuer cemertirt. t0s6lb
&inier.glIcNs nit GrunoIitbic acpiIaitcrt. .rtc
oepiIQitcrt llro iebr ihbn. 0pbe nno oeiunbe
gage. Seocn glbeno bis g 1lbr 5ir Sripettion
often. Gbwarb Z. 8anaabcr, gaultnterlebnler
eitrcuu: Vr. 2531, Git'W,unnineut 'Strnfc.
1JS-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
Nitftnfblanss 1T n,r lsbdn.

SIN Safslsr Naturalienwaieum
tpiro bic s SUB 2 3oa LANCE 9alt
elmer rgoa conitrictor" (Qbgptt. ODER
&0rigsi9lanee) aufbspalrt, uab Dos
tsi finost iit) Die Semertarg. bob bic
betrsffsabs G6!aass i'm Sarss TIA
Eel S@por3eufeIs in BE- GIDn s:'
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
Triid,tioc Earm uber 2aubiib

an Scr nN0ro!iten Geniralbabn," IN NnItts
mcrtsGounlD; so Ndcr: 60 in bober arIiur; 20
nlder @idens NIB SaIiauienlpnlo; 21O Sblts
bdlime; iteinerneS 9Spbnbau5 lno quite gSirlbs
ftaits9ebduoe; 4reiS $4,000; nIuB b~eriarit ipcr'
ben; &ieb mo Srpeniar lam aud NIT lber'
Itonln1ell mcroeil.
Serner babe i'd bieIe anberc ih6ne 6nrr1e1,
(n,uie aud Stn0ts@i1entbunt biutg 5i oerlal'
len. s. Saocubuup, vi. III, IprpsSb arieS.s Str.
lglbers $40, 9tr. 1888, HorosVroaolpa0)
(Sept1 40
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

Ghbue 6nruI bon 5sh @derii. lpopon 10
pertbpuIcr SSulo; bat auei gSobrbGufer rno ale
~il1tbioen Sdrmse6duoe: 200 SNftbdunne. 800
Neerenitrdihrr mo 10 gIder Grobeeren. Brets
MIR $4,000, einidlieBlid nes 9iebs uto Der
WdcrGcritbc. 9tdberes bel 81. Snoenbpnp, Hr.
III, 9uros6barlts.2 tra c, Baltimore. (~9tbenos
bon . bis ~ ubr gtr. 1888, Gorbs SronolpnD.) }
' (cpOt5 tS)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

Mr. 1901. N~oros9bnpei> StruBe, 52if4crt
cinen @roccrp., GrpoiiiunS., @uIanteries ODER
Gdu6lCoeu: ueueS 6ui5, lcue TnGl0urituit;
ltidte Neoiii9urgcl; nieorr6tr Srltlln5tlts.
aSreis Cir luuieno Collars $4,000. 9;dd6li'
fraQen bel scatter =. @eitpgGt, NJ. t1C0, Gcro'
gpno. Strafe. CNeSlO. .Sti3l)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

sr. 7ss, ,725, 527 &c. sOrtad,sr.nu.;
bftiih pon Der DorisSfoao; oonitdnois prdhtie
6%iior'rt: iebe ntooerne @eauemlidbieit.
ga. lt6, 117 ITO etc, o.eatnsert'etr.
Elm Scoiert BON y8atierJpns8art". 8ur1ipee
Ihbn %oeforirt; iebe mobetie geauemIitfeif;
5peiitbdige Sdufer. Gou arb Z. Sturd, au Crt
9no Gtelle, ober Ir. Sc, 9uather.9 ntlotng,
Hanette. nnb ct. 8an.str. fSebr9.1O
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

.In ser able G'S ote. = iSr.
Qeiie gum mbcrn): ySaioter Wenid),
llnier pis.a.piS! Siebt aus, oils nb
ibm oic 9%ubciunnne g~epiGnOct NOR.
ben luGre!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
gu p%crfanfcn:
3u %ucrtaufeu

,Iir ant einoertbtele Srlderei bon 9ern &
60. lit uegen Iooesiull SIT oeriGuten. 9tatjis
lraecil in VI 1901, NorosNnttcripnhR art'Npc.
34S-50)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
@loii c.


8loiie.
Ob cine Guihemlbr nId)t geht,
Will Der 0%ciulnutbeit nid)ts 6eoelI>
ten,
3od ncnll Die llbr otS &ird)tburmS
ltcbt,
9as miro bcmerft bon ollen Sellten.
Nufrittig a.. - Satin (oie ben
@otten crtappt, mie er cin Mnohen
fiiBt): .llnb fomme mir MIR nif)t
nit Der falllen AllSreoe, oaB lie mir
Gbnlid) .iiebt uno III Gid rllr geirrt
baIt!" - 8attc: %, mcnu lie Dir
Gbnlit geicben bate, luilroc id) lie
nitt eefiiBt bnben!"
Gin9utcr 8 TT. 49, Sunge6ralt:
% ihreibt mir meme Srenloin
aus 9ingsbcim ooB, ais lie zines
Cages friib cineu neuen Slit onfge'
lett babe, es Nbenos idon Ole gauge
Stoot gepuBt babe, 10 id)nelI tarne
NlcS I'M Orte beriim. @eiBt Oh,
Sron5, oa miiBten mir audi bin5ie'
bcl."
2 d II. - Wtomo: ,Nbcr Saul,
mic fonnteit iii 10 LANCE brollhen bis
gum Eoitanlt, ltlt ben 0rici an Snfcl
in ben aoiten 81 merien?" - saul:
SD mar nid)t aui Dent Eoltomt,
Momo. Sd mari Den @riei in ben
&oIteu gerooe gegenilbcr SnfelS
SauS, 0onnit cr i'm iriiber betomunt."
Fcd). - Iromotiter: sd bab'
ober UirfIid) EedJ nit meinen Stilf'
fen - icbt bob' ih mcin Orei5ebntes
Stild eingcreid)t! - Ser 9irettor be-
iteht 0oraiti, oaB Der critic 9ltt neg
idQt, cs milBtc Der 3%lpcitc Nft megial.
len un0 oic anocren HegilIeure
lino mieoer fir Meginll ocs oritten
NfteS!"
8emiiienbaite Srauer.
- yWie LANCE mollen Sic eigentlit
Inn SIREN uerltorberen 8atten
trollern?" - Wittpe: .8enall Elm
&obr bnb' i'd mir porgenommen.."
,Sbr @atte lit aber bod ld)on iiber
Gin Sabr foot. lino Sic geben nod
imnner in idnuar5." - @Ittpe: rSa,
it) bab' abcr in ser 3eit mebrnal5
NIT Der Sruuer aitSgelebt."
Simmer Ser 8lei6e.
6raulein: Bite, @err Eroieilor.
er51blen Sic inns bod etludS pom
Sbrer Serienreiie - 10 gum SeiIpiel
nos Sic ulti o~erielben ,Snterellantes
aeieben babenl" - ErofeIIor: sSm
Wan5en t22 unortogl dpblld &c.
idriebene Sirnlentaieln!"
8eoanteu plitter. Gie
CHE lit cine Der mioeripruhpolllten
Snititutionen: JIG fGngt crit an. ipenn
lie geidloiieu miro.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

Save tRr'8 Mnslanb tefprat G.. Hhafne, RI.
IA Cft'Saltiuture'S tr.. maize Gnftpu 9euic.Ape
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

Sffen. = ". (5u ieinem 6reunbc
g., Der 5mor reid gebeirotbet bot, nit
ieiner Srau iebod) in llniriebcn lebt):
~Sicbit I'll, iiebIt Tu! Id babe Cir
ia eeiu9t, Hei6tblnm altein mad)t
nidt gliidlih!" = g.: .Sm = alcin
tpiirbe er mid id)on gliidlid mod]cnl"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
SteQe9ciuhc:

Gtclcsciudl:
Gin 9iGer 'ldt Sieuung als erite poer 5tpei'
te Sdno. gtad6ufragen in Nr. 901, Sbuter'
etraie. (Hoo26,1ggO
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

getrodtung. = 9onernbur.
ihe: SIS Dos a Sagcrei altf oeraWelt!
@eltern bab i'd gliidlidJ brei Saierlt
g'fongen, Damn bat nit Ser @enborm
nit lammt Den Soierln %g'fangen!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

4tann3t:
Gin Wdbdeu fir uIgemeire slrbett i'll elmer
fleiuen ,Sunltlie; outer Sobn ulo glIies 9eIfI.
TudSuiragen in 9r. 20iS, GntaW.&lnce.
(35O)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

TdFe thr'e Tnsiano bciorst n. Maine, Wr.
lf3. ca Saitimore.Str. uabe GuitpmSOuie.Ape.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
@crlangt Manncr mnO Gnabcn.

3criGagt:
Gin altcr &ider ais 5peite Sulb. 9iad6r'
fragen in Gr. 1871, j renluut' gpenne.
t350-D
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16
@crlanst Sranen nnS MGbden.

&criauat:
Sin MlGoGcu fir allGeneine Salsarbeit IN
ciner iIeiuen Iriput Sanlilie: gutter Gcbn. 9iaUs
~6uiruaen in Mr.. 2252, Spltur. 9Iucuuc.
349--Jl
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

0b cine Guihemlbr nId,t gebt,
NiQ Der Wcinnmtbeit nidts beoeu-
Ten,
Tod lpeun Die llbr bcS &irdtburmS
ltcbt. y
Sae miro bcnerft Don allen Seltten.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-12-16

8ebantenplitter Gie
Che lit cine Der mioeriprutpolllten
Snititutionen: tic iGngt crit an. iuenn
iie geidloiieu miro.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

Louis 4. Kramer came az The way
from Yuma. Cal, u marry a giri be
had never seen. The bride was Miss
Flora weiae, q pretty young woman
Of Ta1ewell county.
The groom wrote 10 bia aunt here,
Mrs. Patterson. 20 put him In com
munlcation with a girl who would
make him a good wife az be vas lone
~ On bis ranch b Colorado. Mrs.
Patterson recommended Miss Weise.
a D%eighbors daughter, and correspond.
ence vas begun.
The girl was taken with the 70.
nance Of the affair a-d when photo
graphs were exchanged and proved
satisfactory a proposal quickly fol
lowed. An acceptance vas written
and then Kramer came east 10 claim
his bride. The marriage was cele-
hrated the day after bis arrival and
the couple departed Immediately aft,
erward for Yuma-B1nver News.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31
Happenings in Missouri.
b Yeu va. MIasourI Lana7

According TO a report prepared by
the officials OF the land offices at
Springfield there are now 29,290 acres
Of government land IN Missouri sub.
tect either 10 cish OF homestead entry.
This Is hardly more than a third Of
the mou OF the government land in
the state a few months ago. Several
cash entries OF several thousand acres
have been made Ia the last five
months All the land thar Is left is
in small tracts scattered over the var
fops counties In which It Is located.
The land is divided among the various
counties as follows: Barry, 1920
acres; benton. SEQ; Bollinger. 300:
Camden, 1900; Carter 800; Christian.
400; Crawford, 500; Dent, 1880; Doug
las. 620; Hickory. 1905 Howell, $50;
Iron, 1880; Leclede. 600; Mcdonald.
1900; Madison, 1000; Maries. &c; Mil
Ter $50; Oregon, 1000; Ozark. 600;
Perry, $50; Reynolds, 2.49O; Ripley,
1880; St G~enevieye. 620; Shannon.
1890; Stone. 1900; fancy. 500; Tex.
as, $500; Wayne. HOO; Wright, 1000.
Total, 29,39O.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

r. II. Newell, director Of the United
States reclamation service and q mem.
Der OF the inland waterways commits.
sion, who has returned 70 Washington
after an inspection trip through the
West said that the most instructive
part OF the entire trip was that from
Kansas City down the Missouri river.
The members OF the Waterways com.
mission. on the ride down the Missouri
gave consideration to the present cor.
dition Of transportation on the river
and the possibilities OF it's improve.
ment 1t Is apparent said Mr.
Newell, that any general and per
manent improvement Of the lower
Mississippi river can be had only after
the Missouri river has been perma.
nently improved and caving banks
protected by revetment. The amount
Of sand and clay washed into the Mis-.
sissippi river above st, Louis Is enor.
nous and serves to clog the overload.
ed stream. II is estimated that eacn
year a volume of earth represented by
one square mile. 800 feet in depth is
thrown into the Mississippi river.
Il Is a saying among the inhabitants
along the Missouri that the river has a
first mortgage on all the land between
the bluffs. AS this is the richest land
In the country and includes a strip
from two to ten miles in width, the
value Of this mortgage runs into the
millions. The river annually fore
closes on several thousand acres Of
land and IL Is estimated that the value
Of the land destroyed would pay for
the cost Of ~reveting the banks along
the entire length Of the river where
caving occurs.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31
ADVICE TO VICTIMS
TELLS READERS HOW TO CURE
RHEUMATISM At HOME.
Directions 70 Mix q Simple Prepare.
tlon and the Dose 70 Take-over.
comes Kidney and Bladder
Trouble Promptly.

There Is so much Rheumatism every.
where that the following advice BY an
eminent authority, who writes for read.
ers Of a large Eastern daily paper. viii
be highly appreciated by those who
suffer.
Get from any good pharmacy one
half ounce Fluid Extract Dandelion.
ounce Compound Kargon, three
ounces OF Compound Syrup sarsapa-
riila. Shake these well In a bottle and
take ia teaspoonful doses after each
meal and at bedtime; also drink plenty
Of good water.
II is claimed that there are few vic
Tins OF this dread and torturous dis
ease who viii fail 10 find ready relief
In this simple homemade mixture. and
in most cases a permanent cure is the
result
This simple recipe is said to strength
en- and cleanse the eliminatiFe tissues
Of the Kidneys so that they can filter
and strain from the blood and system
the poisons. acids and waste matter,
which cause not only Rheumatism. but
numerous other diseases. Every man
or IN here who feels that their
kidneys are not healthy and active, OF
who suffers from any urinary trouble
whatever, should not hesitate TO make
up this mixture. as 1t Is certain to do
much SO5S. and may save you from
much misery and suffering after while
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31
TAKE THEM OUT
Or Feed Them Food They Can
Study on.

when a student begins to break
down from lack OF the right kind OF
food, there are only two things 20 doi
either take him out Of school or feed
him properly on food that viii rebuild
the brain and nerve cells. That food
Is Gfap0-Nuts.
A boy writes from jamestown. n, "
saying: "A short time ago / got into
a bad condition from overstudy. but
Mother having heard about Grape.
Nuts food began 20 feed me on f. Il
satisfied my hunger better than any
other food. and the results were mar.
velous. / got heshy like a good fell
low. My usual morning headaches
disappeared. and I found I could study
for a long period without feeling the
effects Of Il.
My face was pale and thin, but "a
now round and has considerable color,
After had been using Grape,Nuts for
about two months ] felt Ike a new
boy altogether ] have gained greatly
ia strength a. wen as flesh. and q Is
a pleasure TO study now hat I am
NOT bothered with my head, passed
an Of my examinations with a reason
ably good percentage extra good "a
some Of them and L is GrapeNuts
that has saved me from a years delay
IN entering college
Father and mother havR both been
improved by the use Of GrapeNuta
Mother was troubled With Eieepless
nights ana got Very thin. and looked
car worn she has gsined her 100
NAL strength and iooks. and SLEEPS
wen nights There's a Reason
Read "rhe Road % Wenv.lle in
pkEa
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31
hls Great p-IrtlnetIon.

Fletcher Farrell. a former Paris
boy. now with the Third National bank
OF St Louis. was elected Missouri's
vice president Of The National bank.
er's accociation at Atlantic City last
week. His rise in banking circles has
been rapid and his latest honor. com
ing unsolicited. evidences the high es-
TEEN In which he IS held In the world
Of finance. He Is exceedingly popu-
lar among bankers o. the south and
middle west and has made his way 90
the top by his own efforts. But his
star performance. according 10 the
Psg.s ~.fer1ary, was when as second
bascman OF the old Paris Manoons he
batted o Thousand right aiong and has
been keeping up the gait ever since,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

Effects will be made by the local
lodges Of Knights OF Pythias 10 secure
for Springfield the Pythian home that
Is 10 be erected In Missouri. Com
mittees win be appointed and business
men interested ia the movement The
project originated al the recent grand
lodge held in Springfield and is TO be
definitely settled at the annual meet.
ing in St Joseph next year. A COM
mittee wa appointed at the grand
lodge meeting to look up the matter of
a favorable site. and IL is understood
that Springfield lodge members viii
endeavOr TO obtain the building for
Springfield. Il was decided to con
struct a building 10 cost between st25.-
600 and Else. 600. by the time Il is
complete. More than s3A.0 GOO is said
20 be already al the disposal OF the
order. ST. Joseph. Hannibal. Sedalia,
jefferson City. Maryville. Moberly,
Mexico and Kansas City are already
making an effort Ia secure the pro
posed institution. Il Is likely that all
OF these towns will Offer the Pythians
a site free.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

A farmer near Osceola couldn't
imagine what malady had attacked his
geese Their legs would not support
them. and several Of them were given
mp as dead Goose feathers are worth
something, aud the time TO pluck a
goose Is when the body Is sull warm.
SO the farmers wife got busy. one
goose vas nearly undressed when il
wrlRgled and began caekilng indig.
nanuy. The aHtonished woman
dropped &. and IL vaddied out the
Kitchen door. followed by It's sudden
ly revived sisters The geese had
eaten plup from a cider press aud
were on an applejack spree.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31
MIIltary AeaaemY nurna

The University Military Academy
building was totally destroyed by FIRE
az Columbia The building was valued
az $4,000, with about half as much
Insurance. The origin OF the FIRE IS
unknown T%hirty.two boys are en-.
rolled. The school Is owned and con.
Quoted by Colonel J., H. Welch TEN.
porary arrangements were made for
the care OF the boys over night until
a permanent building can be secured.
New buildings viii Dc erected as soon
as possible. This school was founded
In 1900. and Is a select school for
wealthy boys IA the edge OF town.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31
The County clerks Elect.

T. F. Zimmerman. county clerk OF
Anderson county. was reelected presi-
dent Of the County ClerEs' association
OF Missouri a. the Kansas City meet
Ing The other officers reelected are:
). A. Lawrence OF St. Francis county.
FIRST vice president; Roy A. Mccoy. OF
Caldwell county. treasury, and a, ~.
Shelton. Of Livingston county. treas
urer, The association created the Of
fees Of second and third vice presi-
dents and assistant secretary and
treasurer. r 4. Dickson Of Carroll
county was elec-ed second vice presI-
dent Rolla Timmons. third vice presi.
dent; Edward Langston Of Green
county. assistant secretary. and Forest
Martin Of Randolph county, assistant
treasurer.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

Fate Hood. whose home Is near
Crane. In Stone county. released from
an asylum for the insane recently. be-
came violent and drove his family
from the house He then set FIRE 20
the building and stood guard with a
shotgun until the building was de-
stroyed, Hood next went to the home
OF Thomas Lakcing. his brotherin.
law. drove the family out and burned
the house, again standing guard with
the gun A posse was gathered %
capture him, but he eluded his pur.
Huors until W. ~ Bass surprised him
and caught him with a lasso. Hood
was placed IN the stone county jail,
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

The United Daughters Of the Con
federacy. in session az jefferson City,
elected the following officers; Mrs.
Matilda Weidemeyer CAN'T, jefferson
City. president; Mrs c. C. Rainwater,
st Louis. first vice president. Mrs.
J. w. Mercer, independence. second
vice president; Mrs. G. F. Schrutch.
field. Marshall, recording secretary f:
Mrs. Elizabeth Thornton Plough. JET.
forson City. corresponding secretary;
Mrs. J.. "a. Phillips, Kansas City, his
torlan; Mrs. II, v. Warth. Nevada.
registrar; Miss Frances Hopkins, Lib.
erty. recorder OF crosses. Mrs. Melvina
Murray. Liberty. honorary recorder OF
crosses.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

Kentucky bluegrass WIS introduced
On Missouri by an emlerant OF the car.
Is days IN order % prevent a wholesale
exodus OF Kentuckans back To their
native sod The tail wild prairie grass
81 Missouri. stretching from eternity
10 eternity as one OF the pathdndegs
expressed Il. made the homestoaders
seasick The boy who led the expedi
tiou-Wllliam Smith by name-is yet
living Ia Macon. 40. and hts front
lawn is velvet carpeted with the blue
grass brought from Kentucky 70 1910,
Mr.. Smith was 80 years old the first Of
last May. he was % years old when
he led the expedition from Kentucky
% this state.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

The Missouri board Of railroad com.
missioncrE has announced a new
freight rate schedule to be charged by
the railroads 81 this state for the
transportation o. coal This schedule
places the rate upon a mileage basis
and IS founded upon the opinion 81
Chief Justice James n CAN'T al the
supreme our Ia the McGrcw case
from Lexington. decided by The court
last spring Judge CAN'T. In the
opinion Ia the McGrew ease. held that
when a railroad company made a low
rate between two points 90 meet com.
petition. Il cannot make e higher rate
for a ,-Se distance where there Is no
c~ompetIuon.
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31
svervthIno Bad.


A prominent planter recently had
occasion 10 visit some Of his holdings
in southern Arkansas. The land was
situated several miles from a railroad,
and Il was necessary "a finish the
Journey ia a buggy. So he took a
friend with him and started out
After traversing several miles Of
spaTsely settled country, they came
upon a farmer blowing corn on the
side OF a hill The planter, wishing
to appear civil to his neighbors,
stopped his horse and yelled at the
man, who came 10 the fence, hopping
his face with a red bandana-
Good morning"
"Mornin', mister!"
"You live here, ] suppose?~
yep"
"How's cropsT-
Fair TO middlin'."
That's a bad Hill you're blowing"
Il know t. Bad boss, pulliR' tn
pillow. bad pillow, bad everything"
why, you talk Ike you were the
poorest man in Arkansas" laughed the
planter.
i ain't, though. was the response,
as the young fellow smiled good.
naturally Another feller Owls half
o. this crop"
The Rich Hill tribune. (Rich Hill, Mo.) 1903-1911, 1907-10-31

An old Antebellum negro in a small
southern town was arrested and
brought before the village magistrate
for drunkenness He asked for a law
yer who had helped him out Of
scrapes before. and the magistrate
sent for the attorney.
The young man came into the little
omce. where the usual crowd Of spec
tators had gathered. and asked the
old negro; Well. William. what are
you charged with this ume2'
Sadly the ancient darky replled:
Boss, is charged Wild whisky
Harper's Weekly.