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Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08
Our 0att,sships Ovt Of Date

fssn esoclieat sushOvity h Is learned that
tho Usitea States most bsild en- entirely new
navy within the newt siH yesvs. The present
fighting Aeet must Be put out u com m issiOn aud
. pev one substituted comt'o~ed Of up-to
~srships. that is, il Ne sre TO retain our posi-
tion among the worlds greet powers. II you
expect 70 regain your health you must hr-t sre
that the :stomach. and digestive organs are
strengthened and properly fitted To d. their
work, for 1t is throuGh this source that you
ceive your health and strength. The famous
hOstetters Stomach bsttess is particularly ad-
au,ted for making weak stomachs strong and
also to cure poOr spvetites. beiching blostipg.
esstiveDess. dyspepsia, indigestion, biliousness,
female ills. chilis. colds, grippe or malaria
lutely pure. ~
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Everything new and up to-da,e q,
THE FAIR.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08
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o000oaAeeoo0 AAe0A

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Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

OsA payers 35c . AuaAreA.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08
0AAdansssloes Z

Miss Cora Aleor baases iors>outh
Dakota saHaaN
" Il. FFos=er wa- down iIom
DUyicyilie MONDAY.
n,nvsr Eiehardzsn wss ~ iram
CorFe hall ghur~aav
Dan Toxin spcit several fdays il
Crested i.ufte tins we,k.
.
A new waik is beirg Tlaocd n
front of tie April saioon.
Mrs . " McHhciudgc AND ii'tlc
eiIl went to Denvor WEDNESDAY
Ca Thursday jam Stevens was
down from his TavloF rivtr urcL.
on SATURDAY q taby girl arrived
at tie home oi Mr aud Mrs. Blaine
&arkei
New patterus in mlaid Euolcum
! ncqnslied for kitchen h8urs.
Clarence Adams
The Episcopal Gulld was pleas
antly entertained by Mrs : D.
Spencer "Wednesday.
Miss Eduh kennison and Ms
lsoit'e Sweet were baptised at tLs
! Episcopal church SUNDAY.
Judge Shack kIelord is holding
court ia Grand junction. Mrs
>haokle'ord will JOIN him in few
days.
Rev. Bacon and two children re
turned Sunday from Denver The
operation ON the children :, Threats
MAS very sUcc~~sful.
Mrs. Fred Van AIKEN entertained
lest Friday in honor Of Mrs. Geo.
nssoa ut = shirt waist party. A
dainty lsncheon was served.
The Home Needle Work Club was
estsstsinod in . pleasing manner by
Ars. Mary fsscake Tuesday after
nooa 1t her kOs.s in West Gunnison.
Fssa ssd Miss Pesrl Anderson sr-
rived Friday lssa fsoa Stamford,
EsAsssks 10 spssA tAs ss.ssssr With
tAris bsNhess, GsosSs sad F~ak
A06eeu0a.
A. - will sOoa move TO Salida
~ DssriAG hss yssigsed - register
Il oar Gunnis0a land olsiCe. B.F.
Asstia - ssAsrsaood 70 have the en-
dorusosst of repsblisas - his
ssCCsssOr ssA will ssdosbtedly
sscsss. the plsm.
Th~ Aischsa csb;sstl 10 10 the
housewife whst . roll top dssk 10 70
ths bseiness 0aa. A time saver
worth nssy ti.es the coss. Ses the
woedsrfsl inpsovenasass made in
tks nsw dssiG.s u ClaseSce Adams
Aseet for AcDoSssll, Hoosier aud
Other cabinets.
Our 0attisships Ovt Of Date
fssm eseeliest suskOSity h Is learned shat
tho UsiteA States most build en- entirely new
navy within the newt siH yesvs. The present
Kxhtisg heet must Be put out u com mission aud
. nev one substituted composed Of up-todste
~svships, that is, il We sre to retain our posi-
tiOa AMONG the worlds greet powers. II you
expect " regain your health you must hrst sre
that the :stomach. and digestive organs are
strengthened and proyerly fitted to d. their
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Th~ kischsa csb;ss4 10 10 the
housewife whst . roll TOP dssk is 70
ths b~einess 0aa. A time aaver
worth nsay ti.ss ths coss. Sss the
wuedsrfsl improvement made in
ths nsw dssiGss q Classscs Adams.
Aseet for AcDo~ssll, Hoosier aud
Other cabinets.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

~ - will eD0a move 10 Salida
~ Dssria9 hss weighed - register
Il oar Gunaisoa lasd olsice. Il. +.
0sstia - ssdersaood 20 have IL en-
aorssnset of repsblicsns - HE
sscussor ssA will ssdo~btedly
sec0sU the p1um.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

FPsd ssd Niss Pesrl Anderson sr-
rissd FsiAay l.sa iron Stamford,
EsAsssks 10 sPssA tAs ss.s.sr With
tAeis bsushess, Gsores sad Frsak
Asdes.oa.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

The HosDe Needle Work Club was
estssteined in . plrs~;ns manner by
Ars. Mary Psecake Tuesday after
nooa aA her kOspe in West Gunnison.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Mrs. Fred Van AIKEN entertained
lsst Friday in honor Of Mrs. Geo
nssoa ut = shirt waist party. A
dainty lsncheon was served.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Ounfinuel Next week.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Miss Eduh kennison and Ms.
l.otte Sweet were baptised at tLs
Episcopal church Sunday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

The Episcopal GuIld was pleas
antly entertained lv Mrs : 4.
Spencer "Wednesday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

New paiterus n inlaid EuoItum
nequsiied for kitchen fi8ors
Clarence Adams.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

on SATURDAY taby giri arrived
at the home Of Mr aud Mis- Blaine
&arkel.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Judge >hacklelord is holding
court IN Grand junction Mrs.
shaokle'ord viii Join him in a few
DAYS.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Ca Thursday jam Stevens was
down from his Tavlor river raucL-
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Rev. Bacon and two children re
turned Sunday from Denver. The
operation ON the children :. threats
WSa very successful
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Fine stationery orr speciality.
Gunnison news-champion., 1907-03-08

Mrs. . " Mcl'hcireqe AVID ii'ti,
clIl went tn D,nvor WEDNESDAY
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
Willis Is BARKING.

Edward Bulwer LyttOn Dickens, the
youngest son of the novelist. emigrat-
ed to Australia and died in Sydney, at
the age of fifty-One. He represented 4
constituency in the parliament of New
South Wales for six years. Once when
he was addressing the house in sgd
ney he was again and again snappish-
ly interrupted by member named
Willis. At last Mr.. Dickens stopped
to remark: 'AIr. Speaker, my father
coined a famous phrase, 'Barkis is
willin'' Under present circumstances
am strongly tempted TO reverse it
and say Willis is barking" The
house laughed and the Interruptions
ceased
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
They Needed the Medicine.

Some years ago a railway was be-
ing made in the west of Scotland, and
it was arranged that each of the nu-
merOus labOrers employed should pay
a penny per week to Il medical prac-
titioner, so that they might have his
services in the event of accident or
medicine in case of illness.
During the summer and autumn nei-
their illness nor accident occurred.
But when a severe winter followed
all at once the "navigators' began to
call on the doctor for castor oil.
Each brought his bottle, into which
an ounce was poured, until the oil was
exhausted, and the doctor was forced
to send to town for further supply.
When that, too, was getting low the
doctor one day quietly asked q healthy
looking fellow what was wrong with
the men that they required so much
castor oil.
Nothing wrong at all, DOCTOR" he re-
piled, "but we grease our boots with
it."-London Chronicle.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
County Court Days.

Below is a list of County Court.
held each month in counties tributary
to Paris:
Anderson, Lawrenceburg, Sd Monday
Bath, Owingsville, I'd Monday.
Bourbon, Paris, 1st Monday.
Boyle, Danville, Sd Monday.
: Breathitt, Jackson, 4th Monday.
Clark, Winchester, 4th Monday.
Estill, Irvine, Sd Monday.
Fayette, Lexington, I'd Monday.
Fleming, Flemingsburg, 4th Monday
Franklin, Frankfort, 1st Monday.
Garrard, Lancaster, 4th Monday.
Grant, Williamstown, End Monday.
Harrison, Cynthiana, 4th Monday.
Henry, Newcastle, 1St Monday.
Jessamine, Nicholasville, Sd Monday
Lee, Beattyville, 4th Monday.
Lincoln. Stanford, End Monday.
Madison, Richmond, 1st Monday.
Mason, MaysvilIe, I'd Monday.
Mercer, Harrodsburg, 1st Monday.
Montgomery. Mt. Sterling, Sd Monday
Nicholas, Carlisle, End Monday.
Oldham, Lagrange, 4th Monday.
owen, OwentOn, 4th Monday.
Plendletown, Falmouth, Is Monday.
Powell, Stanton, 1st Monday.
Pulaski, Somerset, Sd Monday.
Scott, Georgetown, Sd Monday.
Shelby, Shelbyville, End Monday.
Wayne, Monticello, 4th Monday.
Woodford, Versailles. 4th Monday.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22


Sir Vete de We're was the eldest son
Q Sir Aubrey de We're, the sonneteer
I'D friend Of Wordsworth. His broth
g., Aubrey de We're, was a more than
well known, a famous poet, and to
him in his youth Walter Savage Ian
dor addressed the exhortation:
Make thy proud name still prouder for
thy sons.
He had no sons, however, never hav-
ing married. Neither had his brothers,
We're and Stephen. Thus the name, as
q family name, disappears.
The De Veres were early friends of
Tennyson'S, and it was from them
that the poet took the name which he
made proverbial and symbolical Of a
class-"the caste of Xere de We're. .
Lady dc We're, the only Lady de We're
of fact then living, was inclined to
complain that her name should be be-
slowed upon the black hearted Lady
Clara of fiction.
Tennyson wrote dainty verses, but
was not master of dainty manners. He
grOwled: why should you care? But
of course you don't. 1 didn't make
your namesake ugly, and didn't make
her stupid. 1 only made her wicked"
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
Bad Symptoms.

inc 7man who has periodical head.
acnes, backache, sees imaginary dark
spots or specks floating or dancing before
her eyes, has -gnawing distress or heavy
luil feeling N stomach, faint spells, drag.
glng:downL LIeeling in lower abdominal or
pelvic region, easily startled or excited.
lrreguI6r or painful periods, with or with
out ISlvlc cat2Hrh, is suffering from
WeaknfSSeS andderangements that should
nave edYy attention. Not all of above
symptoTes aye likely to be present in any
case at one kime.
Neglected. or badly treated and such
cases Oit<n run into maladieS which de-
mana tie surgeons knife If they do not
reSYtfatally.
No medicine extant has such a long
anQ HUMOROUS Iec0rd OF cureS ln such
cases as Dr. -Pierce's EaYQrite -PreScrl1-
EQ4A-- NO Hedlclne has such a Strong
PEQleSSI0naL -lndQrSeme1I-QT eac6 OF -jfc
several IedientS-Mnrthm moro fhan an
QnllQeC OF ordinary non,prolesSiQnaI les.
tmQllalS. The very best ingredients
known TO medical science for the cure of
WOman,S peculiar ailments enter into its
composition. No alcohol, harmful. or
aolt-forming drug is to be found in the
iiSt OF It's ingredients printed on each
Dottle-wrapper and attested under oath,
In any condition of the female system.
Il
only goOd-never harm. Its whole effect
Is TO strengthen, invigorate and regulate
the whole female system and especially
the pelvic organs. When these are de-
ranged in function or affected by disease
the stomach and other organs of digestion
become Sympathetically deranged. the
nerves are weakened. and a long list of
bad, unpleasant symptoms follow. Too
much must not be expected Of this VA
vorlte Prescription" 1t will not perform
miracles; will not cure tumOrs-nO med
lclne will. 1t 1CiU often prevent them. if
taken in time, and thus the operating
table and the surgeons knife may be
avoided.
Women suffering from diseases of long
standing, are. invited to consult Doctor
Pierce by letter. free. All correspondence
is held as strictly private and sacredly
confidential. Address DR.. r. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, n. Y.
DR.. Pierce Medical Adviser 1000 pageS
sis sent free Oh receipt of q one-cent
stamps for paper covered, or 81 stamps
Tor cloth bound copy. Address as above.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
Another Reason.

An English clergyman visiting in
this country told of a jilting that had
happened in his parish. He said that
he had an appointment TO marry q
couple at 4 on a certain afternoon. He
appeared duly, and the bride appeared,
but not the bridegroom. The clergy
man and the lady, silent and embar-
rassed, waited in the quiet church
from till 6. Then they sadly depart
ell. \ week later the same couple
wrote to the clergyman again, ap-
pointing another afternoon. at 4 for
the ceremony. And again the clergy
man and the bride were on hand duly.
and again the groom failed to turn up.
AS the two waited time passed slowly
in the still and empty church. 1t
grew darker. Five o'clock sounded,
then G. And then the bride broke the
silence with n fierce ejaculation.
''Drat him!' she cried "'Tain't his
trousers this time, cause l bought
him pair
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
ApplYinu the lest.

There was q barber in an Indiana
city who, having been out late the
night before, had Il shaky hand the
next morning and cut a patrons cheek
four times" said the man who insist
ed he saw the incident "After each
accident the barber said as he spong-
ed away the blood, oh, dear me, II W
careleSsv and laughed and let it go ut
that
''The patron took all those gashes in
grave silence, but when the sha &c
was over he filed a glass at the water
cooler, took a mOuthful of water and,
with compressed lips, proceeded to
shake his head from side to side and
to toss it UP and down.
What is the matterT the barber
asked. You amt got the tOOthache,
have you?
NO said the customer. 4 only
just wanted to see if my mouth would
still hold water without leaking, that
was ALL '"-Philadelphia Record.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
New Barber Shop

F. S. SIMPSON
Has opened Barber Shop at Hotel
Fordham. Everything neat and clean.
Courteous treatment.
Give Me a Trial.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
The Bluegrass Traction Company
SceduIe December 1906.

Cars leave Lexington for George
town 6 a. m. and every hour until 8 p.
m. 9 80 and II p. m.
Cars leave Lexington for Versailles
6 a. m. and every hour until p. M,
9 80 and II p. m.
Cars leave Lexington for ParisS6 a.
m. and every hour until p. H., 9 and
IL p. m.
Cars leave Georgetown for Lexington
6 a. m. and every hour until p. IN.
8 :45 and 10 Is p. m.
Cars leave Versailles for Lexington
a. m. and every hour until p. M,
o :45 and 10 :15 p. m.
Cars leave Paris for Lexington a.
m. and every hour until D. m. and
10 D. m.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
Williams Kidney Pills.

Have you neglected your Kidneys
Have you OverwOrked your nervous
system and caused trouble with youl
Kidneys and Bladder? Have you
pains in the loins, side, back, gr0ins
and BLADDER? Have you a fiabby ap-
pearance of the face, especially under
the eyes? Too frequent desire to pass
urine? If SO, Williams Kidney Pills
will cure you. Sample free. By mail
80 cents. Sold by Oberdorfer.
WILLIAMS M'F'G. Co., Props,
Cleveland, o.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
Free RECLINING Char Cars.

The Southern Railway has inaugur-
ated free reclining chair car service
between Louisville and Evansville Oh
their fast through trains leaving Lou
lsyllle at 1880 a. m. and p. M daily.
and running solid TO Evansville, with
out change. This line also operates
rec reclining chair cars on night
Lexington and Danville to ST. Louis,
also Pullman Sleeper through from
Danville to st. Louis. The Southern
Railway is % miles the shortest from
Louisville to Nashville and forty-three
niles the shortest to ST. Louis. If
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
The Nurses Part.

"Why do so many people insist OH
having nurses for their chiIdren?" ask
ed the mOtherly woman.
"That is easily explained" answered
the unpleasant man. a nurse en-
ables Il woman to send crying baby
out of her own hearing and let it stay
on the sidewalksto annoy the neigh
bors" s"-Washmgton Star
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
An In7nrovenert

Jumping CATS yelled the victim in
the chair you've cut off part of my
earl
"Why, so / have" replied the barber
coolly, but you must admit it looks
better than the other ones does"
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
His Three LAUGHS.

'The fool" wrote Burhe-Jones in one
of his letters. has three laughs. He
laughs at what is good. he laughs at
Whit is bad. and he laughs at what he
does not understand"
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
Williams CarbOlic Salve With
ArniCa And Witch Hazel.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
letter, ChappeG Hands. and all skin
eruptiOns. 1t is guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or moneyss::Erefunded.
Price 25c by druggists.
WILLIAMS MFG. CO., Props,
Cleveland, o.
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22
Williams Carbolie SalVe With Arnics
and Witch Hazel.

The best Salve in the world fol
Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt
Rheum, letter, Chapped Hands, and
all skin eruptions. 1t is guaranteed
to give satisfaction, Oh money re.
funded. Price 25c by Druggists.
WILLIAMS MFG. Co., Props,
Cleveland o.
For sale by Oberdorfer
The Bourbon news., 1907-11-22

Talent is that which is in a mans
power Genius is that in whose pow
er a man iS.-LoWell.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-09-19
BEST OF PROOF.
ThaiIIyomeIw VIII Cure All Form
of Catarrhal Diseases

Testimonials could be- printed hy the
thousands. many ~ them from Hennlng
ton and nearby towns. that iiyumcl D.
1n absolut" cure for all catarrhal
troubles but the best proof of lts unusu.
al curative powers b. the guarantee
that W. T.. Gokay gives with every out
nc that h. sells. Money back n IIy.
Omei does not do all that ~ claimed for
it"
Hyomsi o. not a secret remedy. H.
formula b. given freely 10 physicians
Who want ~ know What they use when
they prescribe liyumsi. u II giaran.
teed under the Pure Food aud Drug
law By Serial No. iliS.
By breathing lIyumel. the healing
medication goes directly 90 every nook
aud corner 81 air passages where the
catarrhal germs may Turk aud disln
iccts and heals To be- convinced Of
this you have only to give II a trial. r.
membering that " II does not cure. w
l.. Gokay will refund your money.
The complete llyomel OUTFIT costs
but &l.Ou and ln most cases ~ sufficient
IN cure the disease. making II not only
q scientific treatment but one that is
highly economical Get an outfit Co.
day from W. l.. Gokay II you have any
caiarrh.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-09-19
EAST ARLINGTON

q. Warner haa been on the sick llst
Tor a few days
Mrs. Edward Ward has been much
worse the past week
Miss Dulcie Ruck 81 Manchester b.
the guest of Miss Celia T. blair.
y. q. Hard Who haf been quite poor
IS Tor some time is not as we'll
Mildred Buck ls boarding at Mrs D.
\ walker and attending school.
Mr. aud Mr.. u A. Blair and son
Harold are un tao weeks visit in
ohio
Several from here attended the ser
,ic" "a a." West Arlington church sun
lay evening
G'urgi" Wildwood of Rupert vas a
rcc"ut visitor az the HON. of Mr. and
Mrs ". NJ Grant
Miss Eleanor Hurt aud Miss Carrie
Shunicton have returned from "a visit
"a Gardner Mass
Anssl shepherd aud family of Mari.
'tia. Ca. are with hiE mother. Mrs
William shepherd
J J Mann was out of the store a
."w DAYS the past week suffering from
~ attack Of rheumatism.
Hugh Webb. assistant bookk..per
Il the Hale company's Office b. away
On a two weeks vacation.
James Dcnnison has resigned hls
position Ia the Hale chair factory and
returned 10 Worcester Mass
Ralph Gaul has resigned his position
in A. y. Bucks store aud accepted one
Ia the depot at North bennington.
Miss Anna Boughton who has been
visiting az Mr. and Mrs a T.. Bucks
has returned 10 her home la Salem.
Mr. and Mrs. George Mcdonald aud
daughter Ruby spent sunday with bis
parents. Mr. aud Mrs T. Mcdonald
Mr. Hugh Shepard aud daughter
Mrs. N"ttie Mattison Who have been
visiting relatives In town have return
I'd 10 their home In Wlnstod. Conn.
Prayer meeting was held at the Kan
vas school house Tuesday evening con.
Quoted By Miss Mabel J. Dustin. The
meetings have been omitted during the
summer.
Rev. &. r. lloglo Of Bloomingdalc.
\ Y. a former pastor of the NJ r.
church here has been assisting the pas.
tor Of the West Arlington church In
the revival service the past week. lie
called on friends Ia the village Mon.
day.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-09-19
SOUTH sHAFTsBuRY

I
Ed Cone has brought his wife to his
home In this village.
Carl Agan has entered the high
school at Bennington.
william Pleasant and wife spent
Monday in North Adams.
Mrs. +. b. Madison returned to
Schenectady on Saturday
Louis Madison soon leaves for an.
other year of study at Yale.
+. Eddy and wife dined with u. Es.
tabrook and wife on Sunday.
Wallace Lyons aud wife recently
spent day at Eagle Bridge.
Farmers are complaining of short
potato crop, good size but few In a
hill.
Miss Nettie Flemming has returned
to her Office work after a brief yaca.
ton.
William Young returned with his
family ON Saturday from Manchester
n. II.
Charles Monroe went To Ossiuing 10
visit his mother the latter part OF last
week.
William Young will move into the
house recently vacated by William
Coulter.
Miss Edith Harris spent Sunday with
her friend, Miss Edith Buss OF Ben.
nlngton
Mrs. T. II. Dunlap and Mrs. NJ. In.
graham spent Tuesday with friends In
bennington.
There will be- tea served at the NJ.
T.. church ON Friday night by the lad.
les aid society.
The foliage begins TO show the
marks OF approaching fall and leaves
are beginning TO fall considerable.
Friends OF J. X. billiard are glad he
has so fine position az North Pownal
Certainly the location looks all that Is
desirable.
Miss Isabel Cole will go west with
her aunt, Mrs. George Dunlap ON her
return. She will make quite an ex.
tended visit.
Archie Mattison formerly Of this
town viii begin school at River View
academy az poughkecpsie. Ills
friends wish him the best Of success.
Mrs. Sarah Mirneld aud Miss Bessie
Mirheld win spend a day or SO this
week with Mr. and Mrs John Beau.
mont The former b. brother Of
Mrs. Montgomery
y. Eddy left town on Wednesday and
viii spend his vacation DAYS with rel
atiyes and friends in western New
York state. They will visit their son
In Albany on the way.
The prolonged warm weather Is very
encouraging 10 the farmers Who have
been very doubtful about their corn
crop. one farmer remarked un Mon.
day that N this weather held We are
safe with our crops.
g. bronson Carpenter has arrived
and the building operations are NOV.
INK on quite rapidly. tie has begun
the erection Of a double tenement ON
Cleveland avenue. That Kind al work
Is much needed here as trnements are
scarce.