The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-10-10
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porsly. mA'am. Ile was eitiin along
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Digby Hov long did il take yoa
b. barn 10 nun motor cart skorober
On. i've o. fi1. Digby-Fiye or s'h
WHAT Weekst skorcher--No. motor
cars
nets that you are always adyis'
ing people 10 economic. Yes, an
swvred Mr. Dustin Sta1. they can't
possibly afford 10 buy the articles con
trulled by trust unless they DO.
-Oldf echoed the lady, with much
hAteur Why. would have you know
that have only seen ~ springs.
Eighteen springs laughed the low
comedian. Whore, sisler-in parlor
soiaf
There is only one reason why !
don't brace up and make my name 4
household word What's that! I'm
afraid that BY doing 80 ! might give
somebody chance 10 read a poem al
tbs dedication ~ monument 10 me.
let us see. Private Girclini, II you
have quite understood what are the
foar points Of the compass. Now the
Eaa Is IN front Of you, at your left the
North. al your right the South; whats
behind you9 Ny knhpsack, captain,
Mrs. Newlywed--Johu. want to
Pot away your summer suits and want
you 10 90 down town for camphor
balls 70 IS 10 keep the moths away.
John ireading Oh, Pm busy. Can't
yon pack en- away in Limbergcr
cheese for nowf
The Lady But why have you left
your other positions so oftenf The
Wonld-Be Cook Please. ma'am, be-
cause I've got nine brothers, four of
'em policemen, and none Of the mis-
tresses will believe that they're my
brothers.
Winks That medical gentleman
lowering over the bar reminds me so
Of my nautical experience. Drinks
Because be Is bali seas over. Winks--
No, no; not 50 crude as that. Be
cause the bartender is putting the
schooner into the dry doc.
Yes, ! sleep in the garage now
and the chauffeur sleeps in the house.
What's that for' The chauffeur is
troubled with insomnia and the mid.
n,ssht r,aa- hs .a..ls Is, nay ,a order
10 pass away The time were altogether
TOO expensive.
Yer honor, protested the seedy
prisoner, dis Is jist ease o. police
persecution Deyr'e tryin' ter keep
me down yer honor. Yer amt goin'
10 let 'em keep me down, are youi
Certainly not, replied the magistrate.
I'm going to send you mp for 90 days.
Its dreadful the way the cost Of
living has gone up. The price of dia-
monds has increased so, my husband
found where be went 10 get me that
necklace be had promised me, that he
cant afford il all this year. Yes, it is
certainly hard | wonder how poor
people manage TO livef
My husband has asked me to
choose my own birthday present and
buy it. Isn't that delightful said Mrs.
CORVALLIS. Well, | don't quite know.
said her friend, for you see there win
be no element Of surprise in the affair,
and always think that surprise is the
secret Of the charm of present. Oh,
but nay dear, there viii be plenty Of
surprise, ! can assure you, when James
gets the bill for my present.
Some men quickly think of schemes
Tor making money that would never
occur 20 Others. Yes. There's old
man Miggs. for instance. He has the
money making instinct all right. They
simply can't beat him. When his
daughter began accepting attentions
from young Bramley what did the old
man DO but pretend TO s,renuously
object What had that to do with
money makingi BrAmley's rich. One
would naturally think the old chap
would have been glad 10 get him into
the family. Oh, he was; but by max.
ing Il necessary for them TO elope be
figured that be would save the expense
OF wedding.
Say, be said 10 the man in the
street ear on his right. you sometimes
stay QUA late nights. don't youi Well,
don't always get home at 0 O'Clock. |
And when you do your wife insists on
smelling your breath, ch' believe she
has on few occasions. Then femme
give you a iip. II would be one Of the
best things in The world but for few
drawbacks. II you'l cal soap going
home i wall take the smell Of whisky |
all away Yes, think 30, said the
other after moments thought, but
what are the draw backs, Why, your
wife will probably DO as mine does.
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