The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-06-28

ATcHIsoN GLOBE SIGHTS. !

So few people know when it is time
to go.
a fashion hint is about the only kind
some women will take.
Some people speak to ac~quaintances
as If they had to or go to Jail.
The man who says he doesn't want
to take your time usually does.
A boy lev thinks he is so smart as
when making a DOL of himself.
The cheaper the show, the higher
the heels OF the actresses shoes.
The very worst use you can make OF
energy is to use it in a quarrel.
Being a True Sport isn't much of a
recommendation i'm any other line.
We never knew anyone who did not
say. II can get along with anybody"
II you are u man and want to dis
tinguish yourself, quit smoking ana
swearing.
A newcomer in a town can never
make much Of u hit by telling how to
improve II.
Here is something you never hear Of
these days: A bride who does the fam
lily washing.
Some people imagine they are con-
trolling their temper because they
haven't my.
A Russian doctor claims riding on the
cowcatcler of a locomotive will cure
Consumption.
y boy can sec no more reason for go.
ing to bed early than he can for get.
ting up early.
a ma said today: Il know what Tn
talking bout" Hes q very unusua;
| man ii he does.
When authority spells a man, it is
also apt to be hard on those over
whom il extends.
Until they come, most any mar will
tell you how he would get the uppel
hand of burglars.
\ woman can usually find some fault
With the way every other woman con-
dGets her Kitchen.
7 a3ost . woman Will concede in
The ~:ly of praise for llel. sons Wife is
that size tries l2arl.'
II there are two mon i'm q own with
side whisilers, ever notice that You of
ten see them together?
II, always seems more foolish when
t,yo persons form a suicide pact than
when enc goes it alone.
when things are getting unbearably
Gur in a country town. it is extremely
easy to start a mad dog scare.
Old women getting married attract
rs much unfavorable comment as Old
women wearing young millinery.
Til trouble With what is called a
musical laugh" is tina it usually
sounds as ii it We're made to order.
When q man is too stubborn to give
Up Whom he is beaten. it is polite to say
ne is suffering for mis- convictions.
The gamblers in the story books all
| ways show UP to better advantage
tnan the ones we meet in real life.
Men may not ave as much .curios-
ity as women, but there has been no
complaint that men haven't enough.
In a love affair, when one of the
parties gets tired, there is only one
thing for the other party to do: Get
| over it.
About all house-cleaning means to a
arrange the %furnitare so he will fall
over it.
When a nan gets out Of patience
with himself. he isn't nearly so cranky
as when he is out of patience with
SON one else.
Ever notice how large the fresh
have absorbed about a pound with
your new clothes?
The out-of-town-lover imagines he
cuts a great deal of ice, but he should
when he goes home.
When a young girl wants a new
black dress. her mother is liable to
say: Mercy, what do you want to go
into mourning for?"
a neat and particular ~housekeener
is not always the great joy to the
slouchy people who make most or her
work, that she imagines she is.
1t is SO hard to keep from figuring
things from ones own viewpoint. The
man who never gives anyone a square
deal never expects one himself.
If you get a cold in the summer,
there are always plenty to cheer you
up by reminding o that a old in hot
weather is worse The at any other
time.
What has become of the old-fash-
toned woman who, when her children
quarreled, quoted hat verse begin
ming. Birds in their little nests
a-ree?"
Country children are scared by
stories Of eagles carrying away and de-
vouring children in the same way lit
tie ones in town are warned against
k~idnapers.
When a woman packs her trunk
for herself and her husband she de-
cides that it doesn't hurt coats and
pants to be Nrinkled SO badly as II
hurts waists and skirts.
The shooting done by the women Of
late prompts search for another mixs-
ing joy: What has become of the ol:l
fashioned woman who made a fac.
when she got mad, and let it go al
that?