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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
Scistica Cured After Twenty Years
Of Iorture.

For more than twenty years Mr.. ].
B. Massey of 1892 Clinton St., Mime
apolis, Mimi, was tortured by sciatica.
The pain and suffering which he en-.
dured during this time is beyond
comprehension Nothing gave him
any permanent relief until he used
Chamberlain Pain Balm. One appli,
cation of that liniment relieved the
pain and made sleep and rest possible
and less than one bottle has effected
permanent cure. II troubled with
sciatica Or rheumatism why not try a
25-cent bottle Of Pain Balm and see
for yourself how quickly 1t relieves
the pain. For sale by F. J. Ramsey
W. y. Frame, Ardmore Drug Co.
Bonner & Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

Notice Of Democratic Congressional
Primary Fourth Congressional
District, I. T.

In pursuance To resolution passed
by the Democratic Committee OF the
Fourth Congressional District of the
proposed State OF Oklahoma at Durant
Indian Territory, on the 18th day OF
April A. D.. 1907, there is hereby call
ed a primary election for the purpose
Of nominating a candidate for the Of
fee of representative in the United
States Congress, TO be yoteG for at
the noXr general election TO be held
in the several counties Of the proposed
state OF Oklahoma. comprised within
the Fourth Congressional distris'
The said primary TO be held on the
sth day OF June. A. D., 1907. Polls to
be open from . O'Clock A. NJ. and TO
be closed at O clock p. NJ. ON sal
day according 10 the primary election
law now in force in the Territory OF
Oklahoma.
A. M. CHAMBERS. Chairman.
Attest:
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

boundary Of Carter county; thence
east miles 10 Indian meridian,
thence south to point Of beginning.
with voting place at Woodford.
No. 2O-w 1.2 OF T 8 $, r / west;
also w IL of T S. II w. with
voting place at Milo.
No. 21--N 1.2 Of T s. II west.
with voting place az Homer.
No. 22-S 1.2 I S. X w, and
n l.2 4 2 S, II . w. with voting place
at kik.
No.23-T 2 S, II 3 W, and " u
r 3 S, X 3 W, with voting place at
Fox.
No. 24-S 1.2 T2 S.R2 w. and
IL T 3 S. r. W. with voting place at
Graham.
No. 25-west 1.2 OF T l s,R3 W,
with voting place at Tussy.
No. 26--E 1.2 Of T S. II 3 W.
with voting place at Tatum.
No. Els 1.2 OF T S. II West,
with voting place at ChaEris.
No. 2S-Sections 10 to % inclusive
and q to "a inclusive, r S. II
west. with voting place at Wheeler.
No. 29-Sections % to 26 inclusive.
and 35 and sc, T S. II 2 west; with
voting place at Sneed.
No. 30-vorth 1-2 of T S, 3 west;
with voting place at Healdton.
No. 31-South 1-2 of 7 S, r. "
with voting place at Eolian.
No. 32-T S, r w, with voting
place at Reck.
No. 33-T S, II . W, and S l..
4 s, X 2 W, with voting place
Hewitt
No. S4-N 1.2 T 4 s. II w. witt
voting place at Keller
No. 35-T SIR w, with voting
place at Lone Grove.
No. SGT s, II l w, with voting
place at Cheek.
No. 37-W IL of T s, II / e; also
sections to s inclusive. II to %
inclusive, 80 to S3 inclusive. T 4 S,
II L, with voting place at Brock.
No. ass 1-2 OF T S. r . Z, ex-
cepting Secs. 23 and "a. with voting
place at Hoxbar.
No. 39--N 1-2 of T 5 S. r f, and
Secs. % and "a. with voting place at
Concord school house.
No. 40-All of T 4 s. r 2 +. except
that within corporate limits of ARD
more; also that portion Of Sec 81.
lying outside corporate limits of Arl
more; also Secs. and 2, T S, Il
east, with voting place at King s
store.
No. 41-E 1.2 T & :, 1; e: also
that portion of Sec. ~, T 5. II 2 +,
not included in corporate limits ct
Ardmore: also Secs. "a. 70, 81. I 4
S, r l east, with voting place at
Downward Asphalt Mines.
No. AZ Sections 3, 4, . TO 16 in
elusive, 81 to 2S inclusive. T S. II
L. except that part of Sec. 25, with.
In corporate limits OF Ardmore. with
voting place at Uncle Jacks store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

succeed the first time use Herbine
and you will get instant relief. The
greatest liver regulator. A positive
cure for constipation, dyspepsia. ma
laria, cbills and all liver complaints.
Mr. C. OF Emory, Texas, Writes
MY wife has been using Herhine
for herself and children for five years.
II is a sure cure for constipation and
malaria fever. which is substantlated
by what It has done for my family"
Sold by J.. J. Ramsey.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
Oklahoma city-sulphur Road.
SpecIaI

Sulphur, !. 7. May 2l.-There Is
now a good prospect OF the construc-
tion of an electric suburban railway
between Oklahoma City and Sulphur.
The noted real estate firm OF Comp.
ton and King will finance the under
taking. The promoters of the propos-
ed interurban lines are making a tour
Of inspection this week The road is
to run parallel with the Santa Fe TO
either Wynnewood or Davis, where It
will leave the Santa Fe for Sulphur.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
More News From the New Enaland
States

II any one has any doubt as TO the
virtue OF Foley's Kidney Cure. they
need only refer to Mr.. Alvin II. Stimp.
son of Willimantic. Conn, who, after
almost losing hope of recovery. on ac,
count OF the failure OF so many rene.
dies, finally tried Foley's Kidney
Cure, which he says was "just the
thing for him. as four bottles cured
him completely. He Is now entirely
well and free from all the suffering
incident to acute kidney trouble
Hoffman Drug Co. and City Drug
Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
II is Dangerous to Neglect a Cold.

How often do We hear IL remarked !.
IT'S only cold" and a few DAYS lat.
er learn that the man is on his back
with pneumonia. This is OF such com
mon occurrence that a cold, however
slight, should not be disregarded
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy count.
eracts any tendency OF a ,old to re
suit in pneumonia, and las gained its
great popularity and extensive sale
by its prompt cures of the most com
mon ailment. II always cures and is
pleasant to take For sale by +. J
Ramsey, w. B. Frame. Ardmore Drug
Co, Bonner a. Bonner.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
w. M. ANDERSON
Veterinary Surgeon.
once: Smiths Livery Barn.
Phone 1875.
Like to Worship in Sulphur.

udmoreite Special.
Sulphur, |. T, May 2l.-Many
scores OF devout commercial travellers
hove TO keep the holy sabbath in Sui
lphur and adjacent Platt National
park. The average booster" likes to
drink sulphur and bromide water,
rather than snake producing vile con
coctions The wOrn-Out drummers
declare that they can rest better from
their arduous labors here than In 9th.
er towns, mainly for the reason of
kind natures excellent beverages and
the enchanting scenery of this local
ity.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
DanGerIne

Works wonders. II produces hair Just ~
surely AZ rain and sunshine produces crops,
II produces q thick growth Of luxuriani
hair when all "ther remedies fail We guar.
antee Dsnderine. All druggists sell ". 2Sc.
SOC and 81 90 per bot'le To- prov" its worth
send this al with ~ cent. In stanps or silve-
.nd We will ulsil you large tree sample.
Rnowltsa Danderine Co. ChIcago,tii
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

The most satisfactory flesh powder
you can use during the warm months
is Ramsey's Talcum Powder. Dainty,
cooling, healing Pound package, Poe.
~ +. j. RAMSEY, Druggist
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
Disturbed the conareaatlon.

The person who disturbed the con.
gregatlon last Sunday by continually
coughing is requested to buy bottle
Of Foley's Honey and Tar. Hoffman
Drug Co., and City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
WANT TO MAKE SURE

easy money? Buy a lot at auction
sale Tuesday. May 2sth, in Highland
Park Addition. %
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

A girl would almost rather have a
beau than eat chocolate creams.
The best way TO have a good opin.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

Pain caused by boils, burns, cuts
scalds and skin disease Is promptly
relieved by DeWitt's Carbolized
Witch Hazel Salve. Good for piles
Hoffman Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

ion of people is by not getting to
know them well.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
FRIEND to FRIEND

The personal recommendations OF
people who have been cured Of
coughs and colds by Chambsrlain's
Cough Remedy have done more than
all else to make It a staple article
NJ trade and commerce over . large
part OF the civilized world.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
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AMNOUnCEME MENTS

"NsvS - wv - wv Nv 4
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FOr Governor:
LEE CRUCE
For U. S. Senate:
HENRY NJ. FURMAN
NJ. l.. TURNER
$. NJ. RUTHERFORD,
ROY " HOFFMAN,
ROBT. l.. OWEN.
For Attorney General.
$. p. FREEZING
For Congress:
F. W. sKlLLERN
c. u. CARTER
Candidate for Supreme Judge;
ROBERT l.. WILLIAMS
For Representative:
DIR. J. F. YOUNG
j. +. McCANTS
For Clerk Of Supreme Court:
Il. c. PATTON
For Railroad Commissioner:
J. j. McALESTER
For Superintendent Of Public lnstruc.
tion of tine State:
L. d. CAMERON
For District Judge:
EUGENE r. WHITE
For District Judge:
STIII.WELL II. RUSSELL
a. EDDLEMAN
j. c. THOMPSON
For County Judge:
l. II. MASON
ARTHUR wALCoTT
A. X. SWAN
w. +. FREEMAN
For County Attorney;
JIM MATlIERS
II. II. BROWN
Register of Deeds:
S. S. TOLSON
]. ID. PAYNE
GEORGE n. MCKNIGHT
J. NJ POLLARD
UNIV r. r. NilAoL
For County Surveyor:
]. W. HAM
For Sheriff. Carter County:
w. Il. McLAMORE
]. HOLMES AKERS
JOE MCKEE
T. J. POLLOCK
IRA ARNOLD
For Sheriff of Love County:
w. p. THOMPSON
For District Clerk:
w. f. WARREN
JOHN MULKEY
For County Clerk
j. F. CARTER
JOHN II. WHAYNE
w. II. FRAME
j. A. MCCULLOUGH
For County Commissioner. Precinct
No. !:
II. S. SUGGS
EDGAR BAILEY
hObfRl r. SNlN NAbL1
For County Commissioner, Precinct
No. 2:
W. c. KENDALL
For County Commissioner, Precinct
No. 3:
ALLEN w. SPEAKE
For County Treasurer:
d. NJ. RUMPH
ANDY HUTCHINS
DIR. c. F. SULLIVAN
For County Superintendent Of Public
Schools:
PROF. W. II. CLIFTON
MRS. MARY VIRGINIA NlBLACK
PROF. W. J. BOOTH
For Justice OF the Peace:
r. PULLIAM:
. or Public Weigher. Carter County
W. A. TALIAFERRO.
For constable. Ardmore Precinct:
w. + LANDRUM
FOUNT DUSTON
GEORGE WHITE
J. c. BOUCHER
r. \. BOYD
MACK PETIT
For Constable, Graham Precinct:
W. L. ROZZELL
For County Commissioner, Western
District OF Love County:
ISAAC ROBERTS. OF Orr.
Not " As Rich AS Rockefeller.
IL you had all the wealth OF Rocke
feller. the Standard on magnate, yol
could not buy better medicine 10
bowel complaints than Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

II takes "A skillful artist to make a
speaking likeness OF a dumb person
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
AID AND MISSION SOCIETIES.
Methodist Home Mission.

The Home Mission society OF the
Broadway Methodist church meets
the first and third Tuesdays In each
month AZ the church.
President, Mrs. Chas. Maupin; Sec
retary, Mrs. w Il. Ingram; Treasur-
er. Mrs. W. +. Wilmington.
Methodist Foreldn Mission.
Meetings OF the Foreign Mission
society OF the Broadway Methodist
church are held the first Thursday In
each month.
President, Mrs. II. w. Randol; LIST
vice president. Mrs. w. F. Whiting.
ton; End vice president, Mrs. Nettie
Jones; 3rd vice president. Mrs. John
Hoffman; Corresponding secretary,
Mrs. p. p. Kearney; Recording secre-
tary, Mrs. =. II. Woods.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

It's the last word that usually
brings on the first blow.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23

A good workman and poor boss
never trot in double harness long.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-05-23
DR.. A. e. FoCHT

F. p. vonKeller, NJ. d.
Il. II. Henry. M. ID.
F. p. vonKeller, NJ. D.-Res. phone a
X. II. Henry, NJ. D.-Res. phone 376.
once phone 146.
vonkEllER & HENRY,
Physicians and Surgeons
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialists
Spectacles and Eve Glasses accv ately
dtted.-Ofice over Red Cross Drus
Store. Rooms s TO 3.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16
sHREwp TRICKS OF BIRDS.
NaturaIists Have Noted Many Exam
Piles Of Cunning.

Shooting mel have been interested
recently in the story of birds which,
only slightly wounded, feigned death.
The naturalist could give more inter
esting examples Of cunning.
A word for the common blackbIrd.
A troop Of them, with thrushes, came
down to their accustomed feeding
place, where their meal was ready
spread. But In the border basked n
cat, placidly digesting his dinner. To
get the meal meant feeding within
three or four feet of him.
One bird, the patriarch of the lot
took guard. The others went noise
lessly UP and fed, while the old bird
ruffling up his feathers, setting for
ward his wings, and piping In his fight
ing note, spared, so to speak, at the
cat. The latter was net hungry. HI
blInked lazily at the sentry and neyel
moved a paw while the meal was ii
progress.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16
Bridegroom, Young and
Immensely Wealthy New
Yorker, Has Been Married
Before - Couple VIII Re-
turn to This Country Some
Time Next Month.

New York.-Live abroad II you want
to, but you must promise never to
marry a foreigner"
That was the promise the mother OF
Miss Sibyl Kaye made her give, and
Miss Kaye gave it. She has married
an American, Arthur T, Kemp, a
young New York millionaire and soci-
ETY. faverite. But in the track of young
Mrs. Kemp's honeymoon tour in Eu-
rope is a long line of broken hearts
the hearts of earls, dukes, lords and
barons.
And that was just what Mrs. Angus
tus Post, the mother-she has married
again since the death of Mr., Kaye
was thinking of when she exacted the
promise.
"Have nothing to do with any of
these foreign noblemen," was her last
behest to her daughter as she left for
Europe six years ago. Meet them If
you want to, and study them if you
feel so disposed, but don't, don't fall in
love, / beg of you, Marry an Ameri.
can, as your mother did, and be
happy!"
Miss Kaye Is well-to-do In her own
right and Mr.. Post, her step-father, is
g man of mean and a broker on
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16
CHANGE in FOOD
Works Wonders in Health.

It is worth knowing that a change
in food can cure dyspepsia. Il DEEM
1t my duty to let you know how Grape
Nuts food has cured me Of indigestion.
81 had been troubled with it for
years, until last year my doctor rec
commended Grape-Nuts food to be used
every morning. l followed instruc-
tons and now I am entirely well.
1.-THE whole family like Grape-Nuts,
we use four packages a week. You
are welcome to use this testimonial as
you see fit"
The reason this lady was helped by
the use Of Grape-Nuts food, is that it
is predigested by natural processes
and therefore does not tax the stomach
as the food she had been using; 1t also
contains the elements required for
building up the v system. II
that part Of the human body is in per-
feet working order, there can be no
dyspepsia, for w energy repre-
sents the steam that drives the en-
CINE.
When the system is run
down, the machinery OF the body
works badly. Grape-Nuts food a be
used by small children as well as
adults. 1t is perfectly cooked and
ready for instant use.
Read, THE Road to MELVILLE" In
pkgs. There's a Reason"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16

We think O. me for savin' money a
thae years.
Il never thocht ABBOTT 1t till the
ither day, and then l thocht ye wud
haze a guild reason for the savin'."
"Aweel, I'm gaun to tell ye. Mind,
it's atween oorsels. Listen! l lost
ma arm when l was three an twinty.
l was coortin' a lass at the time. But
We Gamma keep a wife, an maybe
weans, on the wark O. yin arm, an
that the left yin. At least, couldn't.
An it came to pass that the lass mer'
rit anither man. An the next year
ma fayther's brither deed an left me
near three thousand pound. l had a
brither, but he got naethin' left him
the reason for that l dinna ken. He
was a clever lad. He MIGHT haze been
chancellor o. the exchequer if he had
gotten the RIGHT chance. So l gi'ed
him the three thousan' pound, an he
was to pay me five per cent. But he
never managed to pay mair nor yin
an a quarter. 1t wasna his fault,
Things was aye against him. Hoover
he peyed that reglar for near thirty
year, but it didna leave me muckle for
gi'ein' away to furrin missions an the
like. stoppit gaun to the kirk, seem
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16
MAKING 1T CHEAP TO DIE.
Rival Undertakers of Greater New
York In Cut Price Battle.

Within the confines of Greater New
York there exists a funeral director
who offers to donate, minus strings,
$500 to a certain hospital II his com
pet.tors prove that his $35 casket is
not equal In value to that for which
the opposition is alleged to charge $65.
Finally, this cemetery personal con-
ductor declares unequlvocally as fol-
lows.
IF your undertaken tells you he can
not sell you a good black cloth casket,
or imitation oak, with extension bar
handles, engraved name plate, silk
lining pillow, for s35, telephone to our
office. We will have a coach call for
you and your undertaken, bring you to
our show rooms, sell your undertaken
the casket trimmed complete for $3b,
deliver 1t to his Office, and give him q
special discount. Now Isn't that fall
to our competitors? Our aim Is tc
save the laboring la cvery dollar VIZ
can. and give him a good article witt
the best Of services"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16

some and heir to millions. Only the
relatives and a handful of friends as
sembled for the ceremony, which was
performed by Mr.. Hunnewells friend,
Judge William w. Douglas Of the SUI
preme court of Rhode Island. No Ro-
man Catholic priest, much as the Neil
sons would have had it, is allowed to
oficiate at the marriage of a divorced
person.
Mr.. Hunnewell took his bride off for
a honeymoon trip to China and Japan,
while young Mr.. Kemp went in the
opposite direction-to Europe.
The Posts, parents Of this latest
bride, are very wealthy, but care little
for society. Mr.. Post is al enthus-
iastic aeronaut and has made several
successful ascensions. He is secre-
tary Of the Aero club.
Young Mr.. Kemp's grandfather was
Maj. John S.. Thacker, one of the pio-
neers in the organization Of the New
York national guard. His daughter Is
Mrs. Post. Mrs. Post is very much
interested in charities and is a mem
Der of Father Ducey's church.
Her sister is Mrs. G. Downing Fripp
of Ottawa, Can. She also has a broth
err In the oil business at Beaumont
Tex.
And all this is society's newest 70
mance-or romances, quite jumbled
but romances still.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16

AH II. ". ID. r1LEU, MI OteIliuRs hy.B
Iva writes:
81 have suffered with kidney and
bladder trouble for ten years past.
"Last March l commenced using
Peruna and continued for three months.
l have not used it since, nor have l felt
a pain.
81 believe that I am well and I there
fore give my highest commentator to-
the curative qualities of Peruna."
Pe-ru-na For Kidney Trouble.
Mrs. Geo. II. Simser, Grant, Ontario,
Can, writes:
81 had not been well for about four
years. 1 had kidney trouble, and, in
fact, felt badly nearly ali the time.
"This summer l got so very bad I
thought l would try Peruna, SO l wrote
to you and began at once to take Peruna
and Manalin.
II took only two bottles of Peruna
and one of Manalin, and now 1 feel
| better than l have for some time.
81 feel that Peruna and Manalin cured
me and made a different woman of me
| altogether. l bless the day picked up
the little book and read of your Peruna."
1t is the business of the kidneys to
remove from the blood ali poisonous
materials. They must be active all the
time, else the system suffers. There are
times when they need a little assistance,
Peruna is exactly this sort of a rem
edy. 1t has saved many people from
disaster by rendering the kidneys SER
vice at a time when they were not able
] to bear their own burdens.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16
PAUL HAD HIS oWN IDEA.
Fathers Explanation OF Lightning Net
Satisfactory to Him. I

Little Paul was four years old when
the western city In which he lived was
swept one night by a terrible storm.
Wind, thunder and lightning played
havoc, and, while other members of
the family were huddled in dark cor
ners, Paul watched the illumination of
the sky with great delight. The next
morning at breakfast he asked his
father what caused the streaks of fire
across the sky, and his father, with
great pains, essayed to explain. Paul
listened attentively and apparently
accepted what vas told him, but, when
he found attention diverted from him
self, he leaned over to his aunt, who
sat beside him, and whispered:
ut wasn't that, auntie. 1t was God
scratching matches on the sky"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16

she told them all, whether she liked
them or not.
Then Arthur Kemp appeared on the
scene.
He had gone to Paris three years
ago to seek relaxation from all his
domestic troubles. He told his friends
he would never tempt matrimony
again: that he intended to remain a
bachelor for the rest of his days.
All of his resolutions were changed in
the twinkling of an eye.
At a reception at the American en-
bassy in Paris Arthur Kemp met
Miss Kaye. He was smitten from
the very first; gossip 500 linked their
names together. While young Mr..
Kemp had never known Miss Kaye in
his country, he found she came of a
fine New Orleans family.
She was born there and when but
a young girl went to Nazareth con-
vent in Kentucky, under the tutelage
of both French and Spanish sisters.
She was already a linguist Of distinc-
tion-this bright southern girl-and at
the tender age of ten she carried of
the medal for French against older
girls than she at Nine. Pickard's fash
ionable school for girls in New Or
leans.
Finally young Mr.. Kemp forgot his
resolution. He proposed and was &C
cepted.
The marriage took place the other
day between this young nan who
said he'd never marry again, and this
girl, who had promised to marry none
but an American. The man failed in
his resolution-but do you blame him
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-05-16
THOUGHT HE WAS WANTED.
swede Returned According to lnstruc-
tons on Envelope.

Christ Nelson, having been in this
country only a few weeks, was slow in
learning American customs, and espe-
cially the inscriptions on envelopes.
One of his first acts after landing in
Oregon was to take out naturalization
papers. On the corner of the envelope,
in which were contained the docu-
ments that made him an American
citizen, we're the words: Return in
five days"
"Wal, l be har," he said yesterday,
as he shufled up to the counter in the
county clerks Office and spoke to Dep
uty Prasp.
What do you want?" asked that of
fetal, carefully noting the embarrassed
flush on the Swede's face.
wal, it say on this har envelope
return in five days and time be up
to-day, SO l ban come round"
When assured that nobody wanted
him, he turned with surprise. and
walked sadly away, not certain
whether he was na~turalized or not
Portland Oregonian.