The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-06-27
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md understand JOS V ssy that
al run selling has been stopped -
your town' Nd ii AZ ! merely SAID
il yM arlr,iy prohibited
Mr.. Jone.on An AeaiisiN \ man
nee loses aayihine by poliishess
NJ. Rid8er-suppose BE- gives hls seal
ts woman IN = crowded street earl
Bags What DO you say 70 your
wife phcn you eoult bone lsio Al
nighi' Jaggs Foolish manl Whist
makes Won think get a chance 10
talk
- Do you believe ~ Ar for arts
sakef asked the irABsoendeHiAiisi. No,
answered The mater Alisii the mention
~ ari for srt's sake usually means
request 10 work bard without getting
pad Tor H.
-whA, makes you ihins
,hA, Dense il weak minded Woodson
Whenever be goes 10 ball game b"
Is always perfectly satisfied with The
umpiru's decision.
The Glass Rsier--I'yc been suffer
ing from indigestion The skeleton
What did the doctor sayi The Glass
Eater lie says Unjust cut out The brown
glass and eat only the white kind.
The Book Agent--This book. sir.
Is especially helpful 10 business men.
The Merchant What business men did
IL ever hclp' The Book Agent--Thc
er-cr- publisher nnd--er--er--nyself,
sir,
oh, you're cooked for this robbery
all right. said the detective. You left
q strong clew behind you. OATS lie,
cried the prisoner. De only strong tool
had wild me wnE q jimmy, an took
dat away wild me.
Hello, said Borem. just thought
"a drop In on you today to- thought
you would. too, interrupted Merchant,
Yon dds Now that's strange, because
Not a, all. This is the busiest day
I've had for weeks.
Mrs. Church, met that little boy
who lives next 10 you, yesterday. ]
could tell be was good little boy by
his face. Mrs. Flatbush-Oh, ! sup.
pose yesterday was one of the days
he'd washed his face.
DO you think that tips ought 10 be
abolished' asked one hotel guest. Those
you give the waiter don't amount to
much, answered the other. But It
would be a saving il they could abolish
those you get at the race track.
Why, asked her mother, do you
think Mr.. Snigglesley has had expert
ence In loyemaking' noticed that he
took pains whenever be tried to kiss
me 10 arrange il so that we could not
be seen by anyone who might be peep
ing through the keyhole,
The hotel, explained the clerk, is
in the hands Of a receiver, Where can
find him' Well, an hour ago he was
receiving breakfast just after he had
received three cocktails, and in about
ten minutes he'll be here TO receive his
salary. Take chair,
-Jaggman-l used to be pretty
good batter in my young days. Many's
the time have brought two or three
men home. Gayboy-Yes, and you're
a pretty good batter in your old age.
Many's the time two or three men have
taken you home.
Miss Ribbons (the typistl What
are you marking that baseball schedule
with blue pencil for, Adalberti Adal.
bert THE Office boy)-Oh, I'm ies' fix
in de dates when me granmudder's an
granfadder's funerals is goin' ter take
place.