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Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

"Ah, have IN impressioni" ex-
claimed DR.. McCosh, the president OF
Princeton college, TO the mental-phi-
losophy class. Now, young gentle
men, continued the doctor, as he
touched his head with his forefinger,
"can you tell me what an impression
is?"
No answer.
What; no one knows? No one can
tel me what an impression is?" ex-
claimed the doctor, locking up and
down the class.
Il Know" said mr.. Arthur "An
impression is dent in soft place
Young gentleman" said the doctor
removing his hand from his forehead
and growing red in the face, you are
excused for the day.-judge.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
A Prophecy az to Wheat.

PROFESSIONALLY those now living
may see the time when in some years
the United States will import wheat
IL a surplus can be found anywhere
AS rule. however, we may expect
to continue to export grain forever
The Oldest and most densely popu
lated countries of the world cont.nu
to export grain, and while the worl
endures there will always be ex
changes Of SURPRISES. AS to our pro.
duction we are probably nearing our
maximum under present methods OF
cultivation. 1t is, however, easily pos
sible to double our output by better
methods of agriculture which we shall
gradually adopt as increasing prices
caused by the pressure of population
warrant the increased outlay in pro.
ductiCn.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
co out 10 Welcome Bells.

Curious scenes secured al the vii
lage of St. Keverne, Cornwall, on the
arrival Of new peal Of bells for the
parish church. A large procession Of
villagers, headed by the local band
marched out 70 meet the bells, which
were drawn by horses on fcur wagons,
Men, women. and children carried
Cags and wreaths arG wild flowers
were laid on the bells.-Londcn
GraDhic
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

American interest In China sinc5
the Boxer rebellion has extended q
the Chinese Jews, who settled q
Kaifungfu during the Han dynasty
that ruled China from 200 b. G.. to 20
A. d. The Kaifungfu colony is men
toned occasionally by European tran
elers, among them Marco Polo In the
fourteenth century, while in 1900 AM
1904 they were visited by jesuit mif
sionaries. To-day, according to A.
fred X. Glover. writing in the Ov
land Monthly for May. the Chinese
Jews are almost extinct. but their rec
ords and historical tablets are care
fully preserved.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
TWO SISTERS HAD ECZEMA
Cuticura Cured Scalp Troubles OF
Two Illinois GirIs-Another Sis
ter Took Cuticura Pills.

81 must give much praise TO al the
Cuticura Remedies. / used but one
cake of Cuticura Soap and one box of
Cuticura Ointment. as that was all that
was required to cure my disease.
was very much troubled with eczema
OF the head, and friend Of mine told
me to use the Cuticura Remedies,
which ] did, and am glad to say that
they cured my eczema entirely. My
sister was also cured Of eczema Of the
head by using the Cuticura Remedies.
Another sister has used Cuticura Re-
solvent and Pills and thinks they are
a splendid tonic. Miss Edith Hammer,
r. +. ID. No. 6, Morrison, H.. Oct. 3, '06. y
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
Naked Truth.

Francis Wilson tells of an encoun.
ter of wits that took place between
the late Eugene Field and New York
woman.
1t was at dinner, and the woman
was In evening dress, which was dec
ollete. After a skirmish between the
two relative to the respective merits
of we'll known author, it would seem
that Field came off second best.
20, Mr.. Field" exclaimed the WON
an, exultantly. you must admit that
you are fairly beaten at your ow:l
game!"
Field bowed politely, and, with a
smile, promptly rejoined: AT any
rate, Miss Blank, l have one consola-
ton; you can't laugh at me in your
sleeve. "-Lippincott's Magazine.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

ton OF the blad-
der and the trou-
BILE had gone so
far in five years
that my physicians
said nothing but
an operation would
cure me. Awful
b e arin & d o W n
pains. backaches
and headaches tor
tured me. there
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
Another Variety.

The farmer met his son at the sta.
ion.
Back from college, eh, boy?' he
lrawled.
Yes, dad" replied the youth. as he
lit another cigarette, and / tell you |
am glad to get back. Been digging up
Greek roots all the season."
The old farmer went over to the
hardware store and bought grubbing
hoe.
"All right, my boy" he announced
as he handed over the hoe, "yeou can
change yeour exercise during the sum.
mer by digging up dogwood and sassa.
fras roots"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

were spells Of dizziness and faintness,
the kidney secrctioas were like blood
and passed with intense pain. had
lost 60 pounds when / began using
Doan's Kidney Pills, AID was dread
fully nervous. n che week l felt bet
ter and today am well woman and
have been for long time"
Sold by ell dealers. 80 cents a box.
I oster-Milburn CO., Buffalo, N. Y.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
WAITING FOR THE FUN.
Younester Had Reason to Expect
Something Would Happen"

An old gentleman, rather portly and
clad in a somewhat youthful suit Of
light gray flannel, sat on bench in
the park enjoying the day, relates the
Woman's Home Companion.
Whats the matter, sonny?" he
asked a small urchin who lay on the
grass just across the walk and stared
intently. Why don't you go and
rlay?" a
Don't wante-," the boy replied.
"But it is not natural" the old gea-
ueman insisted, for n boy to be so
quiet. Why don't you run about?"
"Oh, I'm just waitn',' the little fell
low answered. I'm Just awaitin' til
you set UP. A man painted tina.
bench about fifteen minutes ago"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
Mo More Swear Words.

Constable-Did yer notice what was
the number of the car?
Terrified Teuton-Nein! He pass
too kvick.
Constable-Would yer swear to the
driver again?
r. T.-Himmel! But / kn~ no
more vcrds-The Bystander.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

s. l.. Wampold, Battle Creek
clothes cleaner. was sentenced to 20
days In the Detroit house OF correc.
ton. with no alternative of a fine.
He had terribly abused the 10-year.
old child of Mrs. L. A. Mendonza.
Fearing violence he was removed 10
Detroit before II became public.
William II. Young. % years old son
of Mrs. Clara Young. Port Huron, was
drowned while swimming in the cana.
near Tonawanda, n. Y. Young. on q
dare. took dive from one Of the locks
into shallow water. striking the bot.
tom with such force as to dlslocate his
neck. The body was sent to Port HUI
ron.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
Blacklist Of All.

The millionaire from Pittsburg was
observed to be lettering outside of the
pearly gates.
why don't you hurry up and
knock" queried shade.
I'm waiting for that other chap to
get ahead of me-" whispered the Pitts
burg millionaire.
And who is he?"
why, a CRATER from San Francisco.
BY the side of him / will seem as in
nocent as a lamb"
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
Where's Ward?

Rep. Charles E. Ward wanted to
answer a charge of manslaughter in
connection with the death OF Edith
Presley, has not appeared In Detroit
since the conclusion of the inquest,
nor has the warrant been issued. al.
though Ward is reported 10 have made
a hurried trip TO Lansing Saturday.
Ii will be several days before a
warrant is issued, according to Pros
ecutor Robson. 1t was expected that
the warrant would issue Monday, but
as yet neither of the police justices
has seen any complaint. Prosecutor
Robson says that Attorney William
ID. Manchester has informed him that
Ward is In the state and will appear
at any time he is wanted OF course,
the police will do nothing until the
prosecutor acts
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

There was never yet fair woman
but she made mouths in a glass;
Shakespeare.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

Love your wife as you love you
soul; but shake her as you wouh
shake a plum-tree-Russian Proverb
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
Shake into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. IL cures painful, swollen,
snartins. sweating feet Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
bon accept any substitute. SampleFREE.
Address A. s. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. y.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
Nc Hcaeaehe in the Mcrnlna.

diligence in food or drink. Druggists 25c.
Norman Lichty Mig. Co., Des Moines, la.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01
A woMAN's suFFERINcs.
A Dreadful Operation Seemed to Be
tho Only Outcome.

Mrs. Clyde Pixley, Bridge ST., Beld-
ing, Mich. writes: Il had infiamma-
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

Nature is so earnest when she
makes a woman.-O. w. Holmes.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

Shakespeare has no heroes; he has
only heroines.-Ruskin.
Belding banner. (Belding, Mich.) 1889-1918, 1907-08-01

Mrs. winsiow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething eoftens the gums reduces In
alays pain, cures wind cole. 25c bottle.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03
Glencoe

a party of ladies camping on the
river here had quite little excite
ment all their own. While water
ing their team at the river colt,
which followed, got into the river,
One of the ladies stepped to the
bank and as the colt came to the
surface fastened a rope to the hal
ter, and by their united efforts they
succeeded in a complete rescue
r. II. Woodland had the m;sfor-
tune to lose a horse Saturday night,
choked by its picket rope.
Mr.. Thayer is expected home to-
day from the Bismarck hospital,
where he has been for the past
week. ..
Mrs. Keyes or Livona visited at
Glencoe Wednesday #
Mr.. and Mrs. William Gagner Of
Weschspur visited with the Thayer
family Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. Taylor Sun
dayed at 3. b SINNERS.
Messrs. Able, Webster, Eastwood
Mrs. Goover and Mrs. Buehholz were
business visitors at Bismarck this
week. sE,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03
Salth: |
~ ~ ~ - l ssaF j.. 4 -

! To illustrate how ridiculous some
of the stories were that were cir
cuIated in regard to the severity of
last winter here in North Dakota,
the following narrative will show:
+ A young man who emigrated to
this state from Iowa and settled on
a piece of land on the extreme Dor
der of Mclean county, wrote back
ito his mother in Iowa and stated
that on the road home from town,
one day where he had been for pro-
visions he counted seven stiff frozen
human beings in a distance of seven
miles. as5a5
Our informant, who is reliable
and trustworthy person, and neigh
dor of the young homesteader, de
parted for Iowa shortly after said
letters were. sent, and as chance
would have it got into conversation
with the young mans mother, who
related to him the contents of her
sons letter.
Our informant made an effort to
convince the old lady that 1t was
nothing but a fictitious story, and
without any foundation whatever.
The old lady got red hot and ordered
the man out of the house, as her
son would never write anything to
her but the facts, which goes to
show that parents at times place too
much confidence in their children
before making investigation of their
children's actions. z
Painters have been busily engaged
this last week painting Henry Soho
merits new house, and when com.
pleted it will be, one of the most
magnificent residences in the neigh.
/ borhood.
| Miss Annie Flanagan is house
keeping for her brother John, dur
ing the absence of Mrs. Flanagan.
/ We had another good rain Satur
day night which makes the crops
go forward by jumps, and if there
is anybody that should chance tc
] have a cloudy countenance nova
days we advise them to bury it fol
3 future reference.
L Sather, N. D. July q. 81,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03

mentioned by our verbose friend at
Sather. However. if he Tor she, as
the case may bel is not satisfied,
we would be pleased to explain per-
sonally, and discuss the matter pub
licly or privately. M. ".
School will close a week after the
Fourth of July. That will conclude
a four months term. The average
attendance has been about LIZ al
though the enrollemnt was II. The
per cent of attendance has been a
little over SS per cent, which is
considered pretty good attendance.
Everyone is anticipating a grand
time at Harvey's next Thursday, and
the chances are they'll have it..
When Burnt Creek celebrates there's
| usually "great doin's.'
A couple of men from Wisconsin
iwere through here with a bunch of
horses the first of the week. The
animals were work horses which
they were offering for sale as they
travelled through the country They
are selling for a big company which
has a stable at Mandan. Barney
Bishop purchased a horse from them.
I July 2.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03
MeflOkefl

Will Mckenzie threshed last week,
and sure enough, 1t rained.
Mrs. King and daughter Orpha, of.
Minneapolis, are visiting with p. D..
King this week. s:f5 i
Al. Sundynyer will spend the
Fourth at st. Paul.
The rain spoiled the necktie social
at the Boy. school house last satur-
day. #
Everybody is working out their
road taxes now on the road
A seventy-foot windmill was put
& up at P. D. Kings last week.
For Sale--All the mosquitoes you
want at half price if taken at once.
A. Sundynyer has changed his
boarding place. He is now stop
ping at the Kentucky hotel.
Mr.. and Mrs. C.. Houser are the
proud parents Of a big baby boy and
we noticed Cleve is just tickled to
death.
Literary is a thing of the past, as
the society has adjourned until next
fall. 81 s >&
Church every Sunday evening at
+ s o'clock. Everybody invited to
come !,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03
IRRIGATION CONGRESS
CALL ISSUED FOR FIFTEENTH
GATHERING or THOSE INTER
EsTED IN IRRIGATION.
OBJECTS OF CONGRESS ARE saw
ING FORESTS, STORING FLOODS
AND MAKING HOMES.

Sacramento, CAL, July 2-The OFF,
cial cali for the fifteenth national
irrigation congress to be held here
September 2-7. inclusive, was issued
today. The four great objects of the
congress are stated to be, Saving
forests, storing floods, reclaining des-
erts and making homes on the land
The call says: All who are inter-
ested in the achievement of these
objects or any of them are invited
to attend the congress and, by par
icipating In it's deliberations, contri-
butte to the wise direction of national
policies and developments of prac-
tical methods of conserving and devei-
oping the great natural resources OF
the country, thereby insuring the
greater stability Of the prosperous
continents, extending the habitable
area, increasing the products of the
land, and Increasing internal trade
and commerce"
National and state officers, irriga
tion and forestry experts, engineers
farmers and irrigators. manufacture
ers, professional and business men
industrial workers, editors and Others
will attend the congress.
n E 4 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03
Arnold

We witnessed most spIendifer- I
Gus game of ball at the Flanagan
ball grounds last Sunday. At the
close OF the sixth inning the. score
stood IL to z in favor OF the side
that beat. We could hardly tell EN-
apart, SO don't know just which
nine won this glorious victory.
There was some fast playing done
on both sides also some that wasn't
so fast Altogether, it was very ex-
citing and the interest was intense.
There was only one thing that
struck us as being Slightly irregu-
4 lar. We hadn't been at ball
game for so long that some of the
language INDUCED in grated rather
harshly on our unaccustGmed ears.
4 In fact the atmosphere about the
*shome base was almost blue with
profanity. n
There are times when q fellow
can scarcely avoid giving vent to
his feelings in words more express
sive than elegant Some words seem
to relieve the pressure more effec-
4 lively than others. But we think it
is wholly unnecessary TO employ
eeuss words in ordinary converse
ton. And we think it is altogether
q indecent and ungentlemanly to swear
IN a crowd land especially crowd
composed partly Of ladies.
We also think some people are
I taking desperate chances with their
souls when they SO thoughtlessly
take the name of the Lord III vain z
Everyone please note that we are
not Charging" anyone with any
thing. Possibly no one else thinks
as we do.
Olaf Olson has been laid up for
several days with the mumps. He
d is having a. pretty hard time OF it.
Most OF the school officers of this
district attended the school officers
convention in Bismarck last week.
Mat Clooten, who lives southeast
of here, lost two Of his best horses
+ last week. They were struck and
Instantly killed BY a bolt d, light
ming.
The sather correspondent evident
" wants gs to make war, We
decline with thanks. AS stated be
fore, VIZ possess b very pacific dis
position; and while We will always
stick up for equity and Justice and
light for It IL necessary yet, as q
general rule we believe III settlina
things as peaceably and amicabiy al
a possible. Moreover we do not re
member making any charges. :
y We merely expressed our opinion
& ais every American citizen has 4 right
to do. Nor did we confne our OBJ
& servations to the four townships
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03
'I'r',,ygg,

The postofice is only open now
from $50 to 10 a. m. on Sunday.
This gives the farmers plenty of
time to get their mail, and also
gives the postmaster and family a
day off.
3, F. Perkins and SONS Jay and
Charlie are putting big fence
around school section 16
Il Mr.. and Mrs. Hagen left Tuesday
for South Dakota, where they will
visit for some time with the latter's
parents.
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Diamond of
Sibley Butte visited Sunday after
noon with W.. H. Lee and family.
The ladies' aid society met Thurs
day afternoon at the home of Mrs.
J. F. Perkins. A great deal OF in
terest is taken in the meetings and
Kit is hoped still more will take part.
j. Weidman was in Wilton the
first of the week, trying to get some
Itrace of his bronks, but without sue
Icess. "a s s.a5@
| The aid society is going to have
| q basket and ice cream social on
July 10 in the school house west OF
the postofice. The proceeds will be
/ taken for a new organ to be used
! in church and Bible school
/ Roy Young completed this weel
i the foundation for a large barn tx
lbe built for "A. O. Berg. s.si
Will Kolt and Fred Perkins wers
! Bismarck callers last week.
Mrs. Durand closed a very sue
Icessful term OF school Friday, and
Saturday she gave the pupils as wei
dis grown folks treat In the way q
7 picnic. After the feast the little
and big did some racing, followed
BY a fine program given BIZ the pu
pills.
Mr.. w H Lee and son James
i drove to Bismarck Monday, return
! Ing Tuesday.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03

10 'la 40
Average for this month for SO
years, $50 inches.
Excess of this month as compared
with average of So years, O.O4.
Accumulated deficiency since Jan
uary 1, 0.97 inches. *. (. Z
\ Wind. SS5.
Prevailing direction, northwest;
total movement, 1852 miles; average
hourly velocity, 11.5 miles; maxi
mum velocity (for five minutes1, 655
miles per hour from the southeast on
the 18th.
Weather.
Number of days clear, ID; partly
cloudy, 8; cloudy, Z; on which .O2
inch or more of precipitation oc-
Cured, Is.
Miscellaneous Phenomena. 4
Thunderstorms On the 9th, 18th,
14th, 18th, 10th, Goth, 23d, 2sth and
Goth.
Frosts--Light, none; heavy, 9Th;
killing, none.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03
WEATHER FOR JUNE
RECORD AT BISMARCK FOR SO
YEARS SHOWN BY WEATHER
fssS BUREAU.

The following is the record of the!
weather at Bismarck for thirty-three
years as furnished by Director Rob
erts of the weather bureau:
Temperature.
Highest, 80 degrees, on the 2Sth;
lowest, "a degrees on the 9TH. Great
est daily range 80 degrees on the
9Th. Least daily range, 5 degrees on
the Sth.
i Mean for this month in 1876, SO
degrees; 1876, 60; 1877, So; 1878, 65;
1879, "a; 1880, So; 1881, e5; 1882,
GA; 1883, s.; 1884, 6s; 1885. 60; 1886,
IS; 1887, SO; 1885, So; 1889, 65; 1890,
81; 1891, so; 1892, SO; 1893, 66; 1894,
6s; 1895, SO; 1896, 66; 1897, 63; 1898,
ga; 1899, 81; 1900, es; 1901. So; 1902,
IS; 1908, 81; 1904, g.; 1905, 81; 1906,
81; 1907, SO.
Mean for this month for SO years.
6S.4 degrees.
Absolute maximum for this month
for 33 years, 20 degrees.
Absolute minimum for this month
for 33 years, 81 degrees. ::
Average daily deficiency of this
month as compared with mean of 33
years, 0.6 degrees. 3
Accumulated deficiency since Jan
uary 1, SGT degrees. +
Average deficiency since January
1, 81 degrees. ~
Precipitation.
L Total this month, 1853 inches;
snowfall, none.
Greatest precipitation in "a hours,
lao inches on the 19th-20th.
Snow on the ground at end Of
month, none. H..
Total precipitation this month in
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-07-03

Don't wait any longer IL you expect
to get any of our stock at the present
price.
Our advertisements are running
now in number of papers throughout
the state, and inquiries are coming in
from every direction, with the result
that the allotment Of 4Oc stock may
be cleaned UP at any moment.
You may have thought during the
month Of April, when the stock was
selling at 80 cents, that you would be-.
come the owner of few hundred
shares at least, but having neglected
the opportunity you are in fair way
to miss another one unless you act
promptly. d
Opportunity doesn't come butting
into you at every street corner you
turn, but if by any chance you come
butting into opportunity 1T is the
better plan to grab on hard and fast.
Opportunity is a sly old girl, but
she does meet you face to, face once
in while, and although she does not
court your chances, she is always in a
somewhat receptive frame Of mind,
but it always up to you to make the
proper advances.
This sly old girl, Opportunity, has
paraded before you for several weeks
. now, and she may continue her pa
rade for several weeks yet. but it all
depends. There is a chance she may
be grabbed OFF right before your eyes,
and in that event there will be no one
to blame but yourself.
At no time down to the present has
this sly old girl been logged out in
her very best raiment, which is only
another way Of saying that her
charms have not been framed in the
most attractive setting. There is
much more attractive setting than
you have ben told about, but the ne
cessity for going into details is nei-
the urgent nor important, because the
setting as outlined has been sufficient
~ attractive for many of the best
known citizens Of Bismarck and other
places, and should be sufficiently at
7 tractive for you. :-s
Just as suggestion suppose you
ask few questions as to who have
become stockholders in the Gold Cord
Mining Co. It might surprise you a
little to know who some of the stock.
holders are. We would like to tell
you in our public advertisements, but
that might be regarded as a violation
corporation ethics, as it. certainly
would be Of the implied promise te
abstain from the use OF names not spe
officially authorized Il
Now, to get back to this sly old
+ girl, Opportunity, why not grab hel
on one of herdaily parades? Are you
afraid she would repulse you? Dc
you think she would turn you dowr
and embarass you by a failure to re
turn your saiutation? Well, if that ii
the case, and you are too timid tt
take your chances, you will always
be too timid to ever get ahead in this
world, and probably in the next one
+ also. hi
Naturally, IL you have all the money
you want, this sly old girl, Opportu
nifty, that we have been talking about
will not and cannot interest you. Nat
urally you would not be tempted ever
to the extent of mild Irritation, ans
1t would be quite unnatural to try Il
scrape an acquaintance But, If 70;
haven't got all the money you want
nor all you expect to get, then yol
better get busy before 1t gets ever
lastingly too late.
IT RETTER nj