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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

The following from The Greensboro Record would argue that if a Southern Democrat is to run for President. 1t must be upon the idea that he Is beaten in advance. It says:
 As we do not think the Democratic party has any more chance in the next national election than a snow ball has nth in the place that ls 6Nt without ef sun Southern man, and a man who per- sonifies an issue. so that the party may stand and fight for an issue. Therefore, with the present fights be- fore us we favor the nomination of Governor Glenn of North Carolina, who stands for an issue that. is as vital now as 1t ever was, and one which
 Governor Glenn is a man of ability, of splendid character and undoubted executive qualities. He would make a good President, but we do not want to see him put up as candidate with the avowed declaration that he will be beaten. The Democrats with the right sort of platform and candidate and . dropping of clubs with which to beat nominees that are displeasing to some, we have good chance to win next year. no matter whether the candidate is from the.North or South.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05
They Are Not Laws Yet.
The People Have Spoken.

Cullman Democrat. the Alabama Press Association a few days ago. Governor Conner, several times vehemently declared that Tn the matter of the Democratic plat form. "The people have spoken" Much could be 'eaid in answer to this but suffice it to say that the people did not vote on that platform. neither did the members of the Executive Com. mittee, but 1t Is indisputable that THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN iil the mat. ter of the succession to the United States senatorships. It Is. also. indis. the will of the people in this matter, Tn his mighty effort to defeat Bank. head he only enlisted the support of one member of the Legislature that had. previously. been sickeningly sub servient to his will. This experience has. we hope. somewhat sobered O. mer. It has, at least. taught him that Alabama is yet a Democracy, not ap autOCracy,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

John L. Sullivan takes his pen in hand and tells us how to live one hun dred years. The hitch in his case Is that he he has not yet lived a century and consequently Is not qualified to tell others how it may be done. Men are constantly putting forth instruc- tions for living past the century mark but they generally fail to set the ex- ample
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

Evidently the Californisns are train ing their ostriches to hate the Japa- nese. We are told that one of the birds, with the highly appropriate name of Teddy Roosevelt. kicked a Jap in the side the other day and all most put him out of business. The President ought to send a silver col lar to that fowl
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05
Let's Give It n Trial.

RuSSellNllle times.
 The much talked of child labor bill has been at last passed py the Legista- ture. The new law says child under 12 years of age shall be worked in a cotton mil, but as the law stands 1t Is a very poor excuse. It says the mill owner cannot be found guilty of an offense unless it can be proven that he knew that the child in questio3 was under 12 years of age. What oelu- sion and snare.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

line in The Richmond Journal Come over to Montgomery and get all you can drink, and of the finest that ever left Mother Earth. We are not bit stingy.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

The public man who makes defense of the present administration and Legislature a plank in his platform in candidacy for future positions will find tt anything else than a winning card.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

John Sharp Williamss majority is not so deep as we'll nor so wide as church-door. but twill serve," as Shakespeare makes one of his char acters observe. We wish 1t had been much larger, though.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05
A YENOMOUS WRITER.

Under the title. The South and the Nations Health" one Rutledge Ruth erford has been contributing to a pop ular magazine a series of vile articles, the main object of which seems to be to malign. abuse and islander the South and the Southern people. Here Is a sample statement: The Southerner cannot endure criticism. and hates everything and everybody not in ac- cord with his own ideals and way of thinking" He closes the series with this paragraph. referring to the South ern States: -s*
 The authorities in all the States seem remarkably passive with regard to the food and health conditions, and the people seem content to live in an improved conditions that modern science and progress have bestowed on other sections of the country. That all of these things are true every Southerner who has traveled exten sivelv in other sections of the country knows full well. but even those who know 1t condemn me.
 we uO bOt hHcW what oldlc Has lnc misfortune to claim this man as one of its citizens. but think 1t very like ly that he belongs to the Vermont family of that name. We file no in dictment against the citizenship of the Green Mountain State as a whole but we know 1t produces some freaks like the one who has been-or pur- ports to have been-traveling over the South and writing about it.
 Mir. Rutherford complains that he has been the subject of much severe criticism from the people and the newspapers of this section and appears to feel himself badly treated because his abuse Of the South has not been welcome. He must be an unmtigated intellectual ass, or else he is so puffed up with his own greatness that he hasn't the sense to see that his slan- ders should be condemned in no un-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05
GOING OUT OF TOWNs

Subscribers who leave the city tenn ucrarily sholld have The Adertiser mailed .,~-- Asn-.s-es will be chang ed ns often as requested.
 Yoy cnn keep fully informed about Montgomery md Alabama anatrs only tbrongh The Advertiser.
 p~fore leaving mail or phone your address fp fhf- cNsr". Phone 28O, City Circulation Department.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

. c Noble, Circulation Manager of The Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn says:
 The foregoing statement of The Advsr- tiser's circulation for the month ot June, 1901, is true and correct. and compiled after el returns from news boya news agents. spoiled and lsft-ovsr copies have been de- ducted g. NOBLE, Circulation Manager Sworn to and subscribed before me this
 RIGA ALEXANDER, Seal Notary Public.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05
JUNE CIRCULATION

The Montgomery Advertiser guarsantseSSs n sSs ate advertiserv (and makes . par! or tns oontract Whsu reQuested) that its dA..s CIT cnlation H larger than that of any mornank nowspapsr printed in Alabama-ano tnA. M iss - aunday sdis1on hos the largest circulAticn ot oay edition of any newspaper pEAnteo !" AlabsmA without exception.
 The figures for Juns printed oe,ow. Iaytng boen deducted
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05
Free Ride. for omcers.

the privilege of riding free on com mon carrier. it seems to me 1t should be the person who enforces our laws, the person who protects us from crime, the person who must use the common car riers for public service" remarked an observant citizen. T refer to any off cer vested with police power, with power to arrest and bring vlolators or the law to justice
 Tt occurs to me that the state should not say that a sheriff, his deputy or a police officer is entitled to pass, but II should say to the common carriers that any person. shelving his proper creden- tials has the right to board any train in the State and ride to his destination without having a pass.
 Tt should be worked on the same principle that all United States secret service men ride on common carriers free. Each secret service agent mas q card signed by Chief Wilkie indicating that he is connected with this branch of the government service and when ne shows this card to a conductor. he can go as far as he likes.
 MT. Ford J. Greene, linotype machin- ist on The Advertiser, returned yes terday from Indiana. where hAaccom- panied the remains of his late~wiie'
 Mir. Warren Hall has gone to St. Louis to visit his sister. Mrs. Franf Ansley,.
 MT P T. Sayre has returned from New York and Atlantic City.
 MT. H. G. Brown of Troy visited Montgomery yesterday.
 Among other Birmingham visitors who were in Mnutaomerv yesterhAp
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05
Montxomery Fifty Years Ago.

"Over fifty years ago." said a well known Montgomerian yesterday. T ac- companied my father and g group of friends to Montgomery. I was then a youngster of about ten years, and have very distinct impressions of what the city looked like. coming, as l did. from the country.
 All of us were Very much impressed with the city. We looked upon the city $ :. thrifty and progressive one. On the city was succeeding, and those who lived Tn Montgt rery at the time were quite ejated with their thrift and pros pe'' 'tY
 The First Baptist Church. at that tilre, nac just been erected. and, if I mistake pot, the finishing touches had just been rut t. the exterior and inte- rior walls and finishings. Everyone was talking of what a handsome church il was. and our opinion was that it was quite unsurpassed In all buildings of thls kind in the State. And 1t was, indeed. a beautiful build ing. and was ,ointed to with pride by the Baptist denc imitation.
 ''l have heen thinking quite much of lat. of what my father would think could he now see the progress of this city. He would find the Baptist Church which in his tine was one of the hand somest church edifices in the State re- placed by the church that is now being reartJ.
 In every lire the city has shown a material lroe1ess It has taken on new life in the past ten years, more so than in any half century of its history IL is fast forging to the front as a getting decidedly alive. and in the course of ttc r.xt few years will prove that It has come up to all expecta- tions.'
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

Mir. Warren Hall has gone to St. Louis to visit his sister, Mrs. Trans Ansley.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

How Towns Are Hurt. Russellville Times.
 Many a town has suffered by over estimating the valuation of its vacant property when therc was a prospective buyer.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

MT. p. T. Sayre has returned from New York and Atlantic City.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-05

MT. Ford J. Greene, linotype machin- ist on The Advertiser returned yes terday from Indiana. where hAaccom- panied the remains of his late~wiie. .
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Contagion a Question of Prevention

Sinks, drains, eating and cooking uten-
sis, sick room linen and clothing fire.
quently carry the dreaded disease germ
Srnnoticed by the household.
Thorough and hygienic cleansing is the
best safe uard against infection, and such
safeguard is found in The universal house
hold necessity Borax.
This simple preventive carries in itself,
disinfecting qualities which enter the fabric
or act upon the articlesto be cleansed In a
hygienic mann r, eliminating every un-
wholesome property, rendering it contagion
proof, while at the same time Borax Is OF
itself as harmless as salt.
Unlike most disinfectants who depend
upon their strength of odor or harmful-to-
the-system qualities to arrest or prevent
contagion, Borax is Natures remedy, being
easy to obtain and easy to apply, simple
solution in hot water being all the appli
cation necessary and requiring no prescrip
ton, it can be obtained from any grocer OF
druggist in convenient, economical house
hold packages.
In dition to its disenfecting qualities
Borax is especially household necessity
as it can be used for softening water, cleans
ng and whitening clotheS, clearing thu
skin, whitening hands, makes an excellen
dandruff remover and can be used on thu
finest laces or most delicate fabrics withou
injury, while as an adjunct to the bath i
removes all odor of perspiration and leave
the skin soft and velvety.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Darlington In and darlington o,

Darlington In and darlington Out.
When Babbington's in Office he has little
time to spare
In conversing with the people who drop
in to see him there;
II I meet him he looks at me as q total
stranger might,
And returns my greeting coldly, as IL
treasuring some spite;
But when his term Is ended and he's run.
ming you should see
How cordial and how careful to be pleas
ant he can be.
When Babbington's in Office he Is very
dignified
To the people who are toiling for liveli
hood outside,
With a grunt he greets the humble citi
zen who wanders In,
As IL he rather thought that to disturb
him was sin;
But when once more he's running as al
anxious candidate,
His smile Is like the sunshine, and bill
handshake's simply great.
Chicago Record Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Not to Be Depended On.

"Borry was telling me what dread
full time he had at the dentists yes
terday when DR.. Pullet killed the nerve
of an aching tooth"
"Still, If you have anything much
to do with Berry don't rely too much
on It"
rely on what?"
"The dentists killing his nerve."-
Baltimore American.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Broke.

Mrs A.-When my husband starts
on his vacation he always tells me he
Is coming back shortly.
Mrs. Z.-And does. he come back
shortly?
Mrs. A.-No, he generally comes
back short.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07

Tupelo, Southern wood, is now being
extensively utilized in the place of pine
and cypress. 1t has been heretofore re-
garded as of little value, but under the
pressure of increasing demand it is found
available for a great many purposes, but
where it comes in contact with the ground
1t In short-liyed,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Invites Consum ption
Hoods SarsapariIIa
The Face of Him.

ut won't be good for you If you cut
my face" remarked the man with the
sample case, as he took his seat in the
barber's chair.
why, what will you do" asked the
barber.
Nothing" rejoined the other; but
you'll have to get a new razor"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Splendid.

Half a century ago the crossing Of the
Atlantic was an ordeal to appall the stout
est. To-day. babies in arms and invalids
need not fear it. There is good deal in
fashion, and If it is the fashion to hurry
1t is also the fashion to hurry splendid
ly-Observer.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
A Terrible Thought,

II want to be loved for myself" ex-
claimed the romantic heiress.
"My dear lady" rejoined Baron Fu-
cash apprehensively, "is there any pos
sibility of this being case Of mistaken
identity ?"-Washlngton Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07

Mrs. Pease-My husband and I never
dispute before the children. We always
send them out when a quarrel seems
imminent.
Miss Sharp-Aw, I've often wondered
why they're so much in the street!
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
No Necessity for Haste.

Mrs. Hickey Cooking at postmark)-
My husband mailed this two days ago,
and it has special delivery stamp on it.
How does it happen that it wasn't deliv-
cred yesterday?
Messenger-We have to be mighty keer-
full with them special delivery letters,
ma'am. They're gener'ly important, and
1t won't do to hurry 'em.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Frightful Example.

"What a curious old crank Squire
Blood is! He has named his youngest
son Good Food. Think of it-Good Food
Blood"
Eyes; he says he wants the boy to be
an object lesson showing the transcend
emit beauties of English photography.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Tentative.

Nan-Jack seems to be considerably
devoted to me, don't you think?
Fan-Yes; he seems to be considering
whether to be devoted to you or not.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
The Natural Renult.

The Natural Result.
II saw Blinks this morning and he
looks all gone to pieces"
whats the matter with him?'
"He's roke."-Baltimore American.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Jealous of the Angel

jealous of the AngeIs.
"She is half frantic since her hus-
band died"
Eyes; she is sure he went to heaven
and she has just read that the majority
of angels are women."-Houston, Tex,
Post.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Minleading.

This world could call full many bluff
And run more nearly right
II honest men were not so gruf
And crooks not SO polite.
Washington Star,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
About IT.

"Pop, what is an immunity bathT
"a plunge, my son, to tell on the
other fellow frst."-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07

Why is a young man 30 anxious to
keep on the right side of his best girl.
when he must know her heart Is on
the left side?
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
lin to Date.

well, WELL" remarked old Mr.. Pas
tangon, "the young women Of to-day
are not what they were in my time"
Mop replied Miss Huskie.
mo, indeed. Why, all you young
women nowadays are muscular ath'
letes."
That's so. In the proud lexicon of
feminine youth there Is no such word
as 'frail.' "-Philadt iphia Press.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
NO Chance.

tie gave an interview and what he said
was twisted in manner most capri
cious;
When he refused OF talk it merely led
To statements that his silence seemed
suspicious.
Washington Star.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
CATARRHpm1shnoxosnnr
AND SYSTEM DISORDERED

the head
throat symptoms dropping back
continual hawking and sptng would to ind
Is blood disease in which the entire CIRCULATION and the greater
In the blood The Liver Kidneys and Bowels frequently be-
off the
leave and form uric acid In the system
the blood and through Its circulation distributed all
blood irrae inhame
the different body, contracting
and dagreeable
symptoms ca AS the blood all parts Of the body the ca
feeling continually stopped above the slight fever
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
S.S.S.
PURELY VEGETABLE

symptom disappears constitution built and vigorous
stomach and digestion acts
tonic the entire suffering with Catarrh begin IN
literature about catah and give special medical adVe
S. all first class drug stores
TIE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA GGA
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07

I had Catarrh for about fifteen
years, and no man could have
been worse. tried everything
/ could hear Of but no good 70;
sulted. I then began 3: 3; g.. and M
rom the frst bottle, and after
faEing 1t a short while was CURED.
This was six years ago, ana am
as well today as any man. think
Catarrh Is D blood disease, and
Know there Is nothing on earth
better for the blood than g. 8. 9.
Than Ne mAT5O6,
Lamar. Mioba
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07

FRO st. vitus' Dance ana all Nervous Diseases
fsIS permanently cured by DIR. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. Send for FREE % trial bottle and
treatise. DIR. r. H Kline Id, e31 Arch st.. Phila Pa
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
Now objection to That.

Now objection to That.
Go and take your bath, DEAR" said
his mother, like little man"
That's the way l want to do I" howl
I'd Johnny. Little men never take Q
bath 'ceptin' they feel like it |"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
A Matter of Taste,

Cynic Philosopher-You should be
careful to address all men in honeyed
speech. o.
Student-Why sof
Cynic NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. then 1t
will not be SO hard on you when you
have to eat your words.-Baltimore
American.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
impossible.

Miss Rinkles-Everything costs so
much nowadays! l suppose I'll have to
live palmer.
Miss Sharptung-Why, dear, you
couldn't be any palmer, and live.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
MRS. Z. M. Kinney


! Mrs. E. M. Tinney, story writer,
1926 E. Nueva St., San Antonio, Tex,
writes:
! "During 1901 I suffered from
! nasal catarrh, which various other
remedies failed to relieve.
! "Six bottles OF Peruna, which
! took, entirely cured me, the catarrh
! disappearing and never returning.
! 81 therefore cheerfully recommend
! Peruna to all similarly afflicted.
Mrs. Ellen Nagle, Ala 4th street
Green Bay, Wis, writes:
81 have often heard Pe1una praised
and it is more widely known here thar
any other medicine, but never knew
what splendid medicine it really was
until few weeks ago when I caught {
bad cold which settled all over me.
"The doctor wanted to prescribe, bu
I told him l was going to try Perun'
and sent for bottle and tried it.
81 felt much better the next morn
ms and within five days l had not I
trace of any lameness or any cough.
81 consider it the finest cough remedy.
Peruna Tablets:-Some people pre-
fer to take tablets; rather than to tax
medicine in fluid form. Such peopl
can obtain Peruna tablets, which repre-
sent the solid medicinal ingredients 9
Peruna.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07

affected by this disease. 1t Is waste OF
time to try to cure Catarra with sprays,
washes, inha1ations, etc. Such treatment
does not reach the blood, and can, therefore,
do nothing more than temporarily relieve
the discomfort of the trouble. To cure
Catarrh permanently the blood must be
thoroughly purified and thesystsm cleansed
Of all poisons, and at the same time
strengthened and built up. Nothing equals
s. s. s. for this purpose. It attacks the
disease at its head, goes down to the very
bottom Of the trouble and makes complete
and hsting cure. s. s. s. removes every
particle OF the catarrhal poison from the
blood, making this vital stream pure fresh
and healthy. Then the inaamed menu
branes begin to heal, the head Is loosened
and declared, the hawking and splitting cease,
constitution Is built up and vigorous health
D the stomach and digestion and acts as
If you are suffering with Catarrh begin the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07

The great Touring mill had stopped.
What's the matter" inquired the re
porter, finding the proprietor alone in the
establishment.
Strike"
"Are you absolutely idle"
"No-not absolutely !" answered the
miller, grinding his teeth.-ChicaSo Trib-
une.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-12-07
What is CastOria.

AST0RA harmless substitute for Castor OIL Parego Drops and
Soothing srups pleasant contains neither Opium Morphine
other Narcotic substance Its guarantee desroys Worms and ys
Fevene Darrhea and Wind Co relieves Teing Troubles
Constipation and Ftuny regulates the Stomach
and Bowels giving healthy and natural sleep The ohen Panacea-Ih
Mothers Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought and which has been for
80 has borne the signature of % Fletcher and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy Allow deceive this
All Countert limitations and that ae will
and endnger the health Infants and against Experiment