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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Personal.

George Peter Phillips, aged t"ents
one. and Miss Elsie May Tomlin, aged
eighteen years, both of Alexandra, were
married in Rockville, Md, Tuesday
evening, Rev. Ernest L. Wolfe, pas
tor of the Methodist Episcopal Church
South, performing the ceremony.
Mr. w. Preston Gibson, assistant
cashier of the Peoples National Bank,
of 'Leesburg, has accepted q position
with the Alexandra National Bank and
will enter upon his duties June l..
Mics Carrie Grub, daughter OF Rev.
J. w. Grub, formerly Of North Dakota,
is visiting her former schoolma'e, MSS
Berthe Matthews, on Prince stree. MISS
Grutb will return to Valley City. North
Dakota. during the next two weeks.
Mn. l.. f Thomas, OF Lynchburg,
who has been visiting relatives In the
CITY, left this morning for Alexandria on
visit to her daughter, Mrs. y. b.
Hawkins. Charlottesville Progress.
Mrs. J. A. Henderson who has been
quite sick at her home, the Cameron, 10
New York, is improving.
Miss Julia A. Monroe LETT today ior
the jamestown Exposition.
Mr.. @. r. Yates has returned from
jamestown where he went to place on
exhibition the exhibit Of the public
schools, of Alexandra. He says the ex'
hibition ground is busp place and the
work on the buildings is being pushed to
rapid completion.
Mrp. Eleanor w. Howard and MISS
Cummings have gone to Lynchburg to
attend meeting Of the Women's Clu6s'
Mrs. NJ. w. O'Brien continues quite
sick with pneumonia at her home on
Cameron street.
Mr.. A. E. Smoot has returned from
Panama where he held a position 10
the construction Of the canal.
Messrs. NJ. T. Dryer and W. d.
Whitcomb have returned from Roanoke
where they attended the State Con-
yention of the Knights of Columbu
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Amounted Storekeep er.

Mr.. F. A. Waring has been appointed
division storekeeper, Of the Southern
Railway in this city vice j. I. Good
loe. who has been transferred to selma,
Ala. Mr.. Waring formerly served the
company as division siorekeePer and
in various other positions for the past
iS years and is thoroughly conversant
with all their duties. The officers ana
employees of the department who have
been associated with him wish him
abundant success in his new position.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Mt. Vernon,

The Mount Vernon Ladies Associs-
ton is holding its annual session at
Mount Vernon. The council will de-
vote itself during the week to hearing
the reports OF the different members, as
well as that of the superintendent OF the
home, II. II. Dodge. The meeting was
to have been held last week, but was
postponed on account of the jamestown
E--o.;t;no
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Sore Nipples.

Any mother who has had experience
with this distressing ailment will bt
pleased TO know that cure may bt
effected by applying Chamberlain
Salye So soon as the child is done nurs-
ing. Wipe it off with a soft cloth be-
fore allowing the babe to nurse. Many
trained nurses use this salve with best
results. For sale by. w. F. Creighton
and Gibson and Timberman.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
LOCAL BREVITIES.

The Friday Night Dancing Academy
will give a May ball tomorrow night
which will be the last Of the season.
The ice cream festival given last night
at Christ Church Parish Hall by the
Girls Friendly Chapter of that church,
was we'll attended and quite successful
financially.
The alarm of FIRE about ll:SO this
morning emanated from the extreme
northern section of the city. The de-
partment proceeded to that locality, bnI
no cause for the alarm could be ascer'
tanned.
The warm weather Of yesterday was
followed by cloudy conditions at thu
close OF the cay and at night BY ligh'
showers. The weather today has been
rainy with lower temperature thar
that prevailing yesterday.
Soft Shell Crabs and Hard Shell Crabs re-
ceived daily at the Broughton. 709-7l1 KIM
street. Phone 287.
O-sters fried, stewed or raw. Fried CLAIMS
Dining room open on Sunday during oyste
season. ClaE Soup three times week. G
II. Zimmerman, Market Space. feb 26t
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Tomorrow, Friday, Is
REMNANT DAY.

The remnants of the week that is ending
must go before the new week begins This
thoroushness. this regularity with which we
clean house land no store in the word does i t
more thoroughly enables us to offer for the
selection of our customers stock that is
always clean, fresh, complete, and up to date.
and ION Fridays. to offer 50 many genuine
bargains. No slow merchandise is allowed
to exist here. Remnants are dispO ed Of
quickly and completely on Friday of each
week. Bargain opportunities for tomorrow
and the goods are just such things as are
needed daily for personal and home uses.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Foot Mashed.

Harry Carr, of Baltimore, while en-
gagged this morning in setting up some
heavy machinery at the PoriDer brew
ery. got his feot caught under one of the
pieces and was painfully hurt. he was
taken to the Alexandria Hospital where
he was attended by DR.. German who
dressed his Injuries.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Favor Commissioners.

Previous to the meeting of the Board
of Aldermen Tuesday night several mem
bers we're interchanging notes on politi=
caleconOmy. 1t was conceded that there
are too many officials aud that too much
money is expended annually in running
the city Of Alexandra, aud that BY the
appointment of commissioners consider.
able money could be saved and applied
toward Kidding the city of the debt now
hanging over it.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
CARD OF THANKS.

Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Creegan and the
members of their family take this method OF
expressing thanks to their many friends and
acauaintances who have manifested so much
sympathy for them in the sad affection to
which they have been subjected. The express
sions have been spontaneous and earnest.
while the floral tokens were profuse. such
evidences will be green spots In the souls OF
the afflicted ones which will not be efaced By
time
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Police Court.

1Justice L. II. Thompson presiding.
The following cases we're disposed Of
this morning:
James Griffin, charged with being
drunk in the street, was fined 81.
Thomas Alexander and Charles
Hardy, both colored, charged with dis.
orderly conduct and fighting, were fined
IS each, -,
Lewis Jackson, colored, charged with
disorderly conduct, was dismissed, the
complainant falling to appear.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Death of Mrs. Reed.

Miss Bertis Reed, wife Of Edward NJ.
Reed, died about 10 o'clock last night
at the home of her uncle, George Il. Hin
ken, l0ll Queen street. Besides her
husband, two children ourvive her. Mrs.
Reed had been in i'll health for some
time. She had recently been operated
upon at Washington hospital, and later
had been partially parslyzs
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Mr.. Falls Will.

The late Robert Wilson Falls. by will
dated April %, 1907, filed in Washing
ton Yesterday, deyises his estate to his
SOB. Robert Shoemaker Falls, Of Wash.
iugtou. and his daughter, Mary Roberta
Green, of Alexandria, share and share
alike. and the son is named as executor.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Appendicitis

Is due in large measure to abuse OF the
bowels, By employing drastic purgatiyes., TO
avoid all danger use DR.. Kings New Lille
Pills, the safe, gentle cl eansers and inyieora'
tors. Guaranteed to cure headache, bilious
ness, malaria and jsundice, at +. 3. Lead
hnafar AZ SnnIa drnp store.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
RIG Meeting.

A big democratic meeting will be held
at FaiTfsx on Monday when it is ex-
nscted ali four OF the candidates for
Congress will speak. Those having tho
meeting in charge are making arrange
ments for q big event.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
President of Brewing Compan.

Mr.. Edward G.. Portner was elected
president of the Robert Portner Brewing
Company at the annual meeting of the
stockholders today. Mr. Portner has
been the acting president OF the COM
pany since the death Of his father, the
late Robert Portner, nearly year ago.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

Desirable Two-Sfory Brick Dwell
ling northeast corner st.
Asaph and Queen streets,
with small brick dwelling in
rear. Fine location for a
coy home.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Main aoor--E st.
New French COrsetS.

Exclusive effects for street and evening
wear of silk batiste embroidered in rosebuds,
fancy brocbe, in dainty shades, fine coutlis,
and broches-some embroidered, some plain,
all embellished with fine laces.
The Lily Of France, Sc to $25.
The Parame, $3.50 to SIS 80.
The Sapphire, $3.50 to $3.50.
We are also showing complete line of the
latest models 10 Domestic Corsets, including
all the desirable makes.
Third hoOr-1lth ST,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

Mems Summer Balbriggan Shirts and
Drawers. the famous Bonbon's French make;
sleeves full or half length; drawers regular
and short inseams.
SOC each. Better ones up to $3.50.
Especially good number is the Cross'bar-
red Muslin or Nainsook Shirts and Drawers;
shirts have Id sleeves and are opened ell the
way down front-ccat style; drawers knee
length.
Soc per garment.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

Beautiful broom Frame Cottage
facing Episcopal Theological
Seminary, with two acres of
land. Beautiful grove of
trees surrounds this property
and it is ideally located. A
delightful home during all
seasons of the year.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

Piles get quick aud certain relief from DR..
Shops Magic Ointment. Please note 1t Is
made alone for Piles, and its action is posi-
tive and certain. Itching, painful, prctrud-
ing or blind piles disappear like magic by
its use. Large nickeI-caRped glass jars 70
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

soft Shell Crabs and bard smell eIaps re-
esceiyed daily at The RTOnghton, 'Os-'ll Ming
street. Phone 2S5.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Aiwas~ars.s Gczcss
TIT RsDAY EVENING. MAY 16. 1907.
Local Matters.
Sun and Tide Table.

Sun rises tomorrow at 4:4S 8. m. aud sets
at 1905 p. N. High water at 1917 q. M ana
1889 %, M.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

Nine-room Frame Dwelling No.
3O2 south St. Asaph Street,
with all modern improve
ments. Always rented.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

u lie Tarlatan.

This is the greatest opportunity ever Of
fered to persons wanting Tsrlstsns Tor deco
rations, fancy costumes, &c.
100 pieces, 81 inches, fine quality Tsrlatln,
in two eolors-cherry and light blue. Reg
ulsr l24c kind, TO closs this lot, &C
yard. .......,,r,,.. ..............
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

Weather Probabilities.
For this section fair. cooler tonight. FIJI
dly fair; light westerly winds.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
LARGE BLACK MEATY PRUNES,
4 POUNDS FOR 2Sc:

Oyster Batter, 35c b.; Potatoes. eOc bu :;
4 cans Sugar Corn. 25c; cans Tomatoes, 26c;
2 lbs. Tomatoes, 26c.
Royal aud Vol fe streets.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16

Well built three-story Brick
Dwelling No. 2O7 Prince
Street, containing II rooms
and all modern conveniences.
Large side lot. Southern ex-
posure. Convenient to cleo
trio cars.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Diplay of
White and Light Hats.

Dropping leghorns. with riot Of roses,
lilscs, sweet peas, &c. Big picture hats OF
Neopolitan trimmed with ostrich plumes,
ribbons, and flowers. Airy, pretty hats
made of frills Of lace combined with petals of
roses. Dotted net hats aud the always-fetch-
ing lingerie hats.
Girlish styles and more conservative styles
tor older women-all pretty, all new, all ex-
elusive styles.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
DRY GOODS
Woodward { LOthrOp,
10th, 18th, 2 & @ SITS. N. ".
WASHINGTON. D. c.

Special Sale of
Stein-Bloch Clothing.
$500, $3.50, and $4,000 Suits,
at $3.50.
Every suit in the lot is new, fresh, up -
date. They are all wool and will A., wear,
and hold their shape as well as the highest
grades Of custom goods.
We offer these suits at the special price for
choice,
$3.50 each.
Values, $50, ss2.50. and $50.
Main foor-10 st. Entrance also from Mems
~. IL -
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
REAL ESTATE.
For Sale

Two two-story Frame Dwellings
3l9 and 321 Commerce Street,
with large side lot on Com
merce Streetrunning through
to Prince Street. Three coy
dwellings erected on this lot
would rent quickly and prove
good investment.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1907-05-16
Mems Summer Underwear

Millinery salOn-Second foor-Tenth st.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05
Silk Rubber
RAIN COATS

One OF the prettiest wraps for
ladies that can be used in all kinds
of weather. rain as well as sun
shine, is the new silk and satin
rubber Rain Coats of which we
show a few samples. Ladies de-
string something nice will be
pleased with these :: :: (: ::
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Farm Of 100 acres, barn 80 < 60, four room
house lots Of water. 20 acres fenced with hog
wire rs acres creek bottom. For sale If taken at
once at GIG per acre. Seven miles from railroad
town Cherokee Investment 90.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

100 Acres fine land, s miles from good railroad
town new four room house. This Is q snap AT
B22 SO, ii sold within the next five days House
cost $780, l ID miles from railroad station on
M,.K&T. Cherokee Investment Co.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Found-Big bargains in outings ginghams and
feeeed goods. The Fair.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Fresh butter milk at the Creamery delivered,
10 cents gallon.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

TO sell several town lots-high-prieed and
low, but all worth the money. NJ. q. Milford.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

TO Loans $3.50 900 on land, lowrates, no delay.
Avery Roberts Investme1t 60.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Wanted--100 people 70 buy gallon Of fresh
butter milk every day At the Creamery. Phone
s7s 10 cents q gallon. delivered
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Let US figure with you on your bonds. VIM
write you any kind OF bond you want Prices
as low as the lowest. Avery Roberts Invest
ment Go,
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Wanted--A limited number Of harness and
saddle horses TO train Best OF reference,
Chas II Fox, at the old Taylor livery barn
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Gas mantIes, 3 for 25 cents. The Fair. .
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Wanted-Parents to look at Educator shoes
and warranted faY stockings for children, at
Milford Berger Shoe Cos.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

wanted Everybody to see our window display
Of fancy baskets. The / air.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

wanted--To buy 8. 900 acres coed land. Avery
Roberts Investment Go.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Advertisements under this head will
be inserted for ONE CENT PER
LINE each insertion. Try them.
They are business getters.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Money to lsan. any amount you want on land,
+. n Gwinnup q Son. "a
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

The genuine American Hog Fencing-no imi
tation-at Frazee- Hosmer Hdw. Co,
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Round Oak fname on the leg }, heat
ers, the best on earth at Frazee-Hos-
.mer Hardware Co.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Rev. G. w. Snodgrass came IN last
Right from Porter, where ne preached
Sunday.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-11-05

Keep your COW from shrinking in
milk by using cotton seed meal. See
Garrison. 304-tf
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-07-05

LOCAL NEWS

-For Dr. Pendley rIng 4l6.

For Dr. Pendley ring 416.
Try Whitehead's 25 cent dinner
Polite service.
Fig bar per pound loo at Bed
erman's tomorrow.
DIR. Gilbert osteopath, 4O0h
Broadway. Phone 1876.
Use Earthquake Carpet Cleaner
There isn't but one Earthquake. Buy
it at Biederman's.
Fine carnations at SOC per doz-
en- at Brunsons, 529 Broadway.
Gray's cafe, 404 Broadway. Noon
day luncheon for ladies and gentle
men 25 cents. A la Carte bill Of fare.
The Ladies' Mite society of the
First Baptist church will meet Fri
day afternoon at o'clock with Mrs.
j. G. Coleman, 7O3 Monroe street.
~ Colored souvenir postcards OF
the city. Something entirely new in
the line. Just arrived and are now on
sale at r. d. Clements & CO.
Farley & Fisher. veterinarians.
427 S. Third. Old phone 1915; new
phone s51.
y d. Sewers, bankrupt jewelry
stock being sold at public auction at
A. Pollock, 1913 Broadway. commenc-
ing Saturday, July 6. at p. m.
We give you better carriage and
better service for the money than
is given by any transfer company in
America. Fine carriages for special
occasions on short notice; also ele-
CANT livery rigs. Palmer Transfer Co
-Eighty-dve transients registered
at New Richmond house July Fourth.
DIR. w. V. owen has removed
his dental Office from room to
room in Trueheart building.
Use Earthquake Carpet Cleaner
There isn't but one Earthquake. Buy
1t at Biederman's.
City subscribers to the Daily
Sun who wish the delivery Of their
papers stopped must notify our col
lectors or make the requests direct
to The Sun Office. No attention will
be paid to such orders when given
to carriers. Sun Publishing Co.
There isn't but one Earthquake
Carpet Cleaner and that's sold al
Bledenman's.
-Messrs. Manor & Mcconnell, OF
Kansas City, Mo, will arrive tomor-
row to conduct the auction sale for
A. Pollock,
For the best and cheapest livery
rigs. ring 100. either phone. Cope.
lands stable. 419 jefferson street.
Have The sun mailed to you OF
any of your friends going away for
the summer. The address will be
changed as often as desired, and the
rate Is only 25c month.
"A nice cake for your Sunday
dinner. Fig bar at Biederman's loo
per pound tomorrow
diego tribe Of Red Men will
meet tonight and install officers re
Gently elected.
"A tumor was removed this
morning from the back of Mr.. Wash
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-07-05
snmmor Ailments.

Warm. sultry days. like those we
have had the past few days, bring
out the tired. rundown. spring fever
conditions In the most healthy. You
feel drowsy most of the time, indiffer-
ent to everything, sometimes have
duh headaches, and are "out of
sorts" generally.
This is a condition incident to the
first warm weather. but, il is merely
natures warning to get in fit con-
dltion for the hot season ahead.
The condition is due 10 a sluggish
liver, deranged digestive functions.
or probably deranged kidneys. 1t is
easily and quickly cured, If taken in
hand in time.
The osteopathic treatment is the
sane, rational, most effective cure
for such ailments. Several treat
ments IN the dry hot air machine fol-
lowed by the osteopathic treatment
eradicates the condition. 1t slimu-
lates every function, the liver. and
stomach and bowels. the kidneys and
blood, the heart action, and does 1t
without resort to drugs Of any sort,
just osteopathy
I should like for You to investi-
gate osteopathy Il is a new science
in healing but, there is nothing oc-
cult about it,-merely scientific
manipulation to restore a deranged
function to normal activity. and to
give tone to an the organs OF the
body.
The great success I ara having with
It every day in the treatment of Pa
ducah people you know we'll is the
testimony | offer for IL cali me
over phone 1907, or cali to see me.
upstairs SIG Broadway, at amy time
from to noon or 1870 to In the
AFTERNOON. Dr. G. b. Froage. 0steo-
pathlst.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-07-05

PEOPLE
AND SOCIAL EVENTS


News Of the wedding of Miss Emma
Waynick $40 South Sixth street, and
Mr.. B. NJ. Moseley leaked out today
to the surprise Of many friends. 1t
that the bride and groom
were quietly married in Cairo last
and returned to the city
without telling anyone. But their
friends learned Of II today and Mr..
and Mrs. Moseley are receiving their
congratulations. The bride is a
charming young woman and is pop
ular in a wide circle of friends. Mr.
Moseley is the president of the Gen.
trail Labor union. and It would be
dinicult to find a more popular man
in the unions. He has served with
credit as president of the unions
After trip to the jamestown expo
sition for which they leave tonight
and visit to eastern cities, they will
return to the city and reside at 104s
Monroe street.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-07-05

A mans life is full of crosses and
temptations.
He comes into this world without
his consent, and goes out against his
will, and the trip between the two is
exceedingly rocky. The, rule of con-
traries is one OF the important feat
ures of the trip.
When he is little the big girls kiss
him. but when he is grown up tho
little girls kiss him.
If he is poor, he is bad manager
fif he is rich, he is dishonest
If he neds credit, he can't get IL;
he he is prosperous. every one wants
to do him a favor.
If he's in politics. its for pie; II
he's out of politics. you cant place
him; and he's no goor for his coun-
try
If he doesn't give to charity, he is
stringy cuss; if he does, it is iol
show
II he is actively religious. he is
lhypocrite; If he. takes no interest II
religion, he is a hardened sinner
If he shows affection. he is sol
ispecimen; If he seems to care for ne
one. he is cold FLOODED.
If he dies young. there was
great future ahead Of him; If he live
10 an old age, he has missed his call
ling.
The road is rocky, but man love-
to travel it.-Chocago Trade Journal