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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
4 nnk Rinht Qualities

Mrs. IIiX-Mrs. June strikes me as
being entirely too masculine for wo-
man. Mrs. Dlx-Ycs. indeed. Why,
every time she has IN ache or pain
she makes rs much fuss about II as a
man wond. Smiths Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
The Meek.

"You should try to be n little less
assertive, my dear. Remember. the
meek shall inherit the EARTH"
''Oh. yes; I dare say they will-whcn
the others have done with it!'-Lon
don Opinion.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Exemplified.

Georgle-Auntie. what does irony
mean? Auntie-lt means To say one
thing and mean the opposite. like call.
Ing rainy day Il fine day. Georgic-
l think | understand you. aunte.
Wouldn't this he irony: "Auntie. l
don't want n nice big piece OF cakeT'
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Made Him a Sinker.

Farmer Jones Ito amateur huntcrl-
There wasn't n better water dawg liv.
in until you shootin gents took 10 hor.
rowin' i'm. Now lis 'idc's that full of
shots he'd sink TO the bottom like n
brick."-London Bystander.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
But IL Ment.

Prisoner Mt the bar" said the magis-
trate. "for the crime of overspeeding
you will pay fine of SO or be took
10 jail for ten days"
That's not n correct sentence" muir
INJURED the prisoner. - Philadelphia
Ledger.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27

Bees Laxative Cough Syrup for coughs.
colds, Group and whooping cough grows
I'm favor daily with young and old.
dren. IL Is prompt relief to Group. 1t Is
gently Laxative, driving the poison and
phlegm from the system. IL Is n simple
remedy that gives Immediate relief.
Westminster street.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Hardened.

Listen to this. Maria" said Mr.
Stubb as he unfoldcd his scientific pa
per "1'his article states that in some
of the old Roman prisons that have
been uncarthcd they found the petri-
fed remains of the prisoners"
Gracious. john replied Mrs. Stubb,
with n smile. IL suppose you would
call thers hardened criminals"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Truthful.

Mark Twain once missed the train
which should have taken him To his
work. He did not wire any excuse.
His telegram to his employer took this
form: MY train left at 7:20. | arrived
mt the station at 1876 and could not
catch IT,"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
a Joker.

The Congressman (sternly)-You seem
to forget, madam, that there Is such q
word as "obey" I'm n marriage contract
The Congressman's Wife-Is there2
Why, isn't II funny how. Jokers do
creep into things Puck.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
The Way TO Draw an Elephant.

Little Gladys-Granny. so down on
your hands and knees n minute. please.
Fond Grandmother-W What am I 10 do
that for, my pet? Gladys-'Cause |
want to draw an elephant.-Chicago
News.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Odd Chanue.

"Grabbit has given mp bank clerklng
TO take a position as a conductor on
the electric cars
But that's an odd change"
"Odd change? Sure, That's what In.
duced him - Ro'"~,tru
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Thn SkinHint.

"You are too hard OH Mr.. Skinfiint
You should treat him with more OF tf'e
milk of human kindness" ~~
"He'd churn It into butter and sell n
II I did"
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Pomp Of English Mayors.

Chichester arms its chief magistrate
with n gold mounted malacca cane of
Office, while the mayor of Guildford
carries the stick presented to the bor-
ough by Queen Elizabeth. At York
both the lord mayor and lady mayor
ess are equipped with the silver mount
ed oak slaves which have marked their
authority for centuries. Among the
official retainers of the mayor Of Ripon
Is the municipal horn blower. who
every night at Q o'clock winds three
blasts upon this aged musical instru-
ment before the mayors residence and
again at the marked cross.-London
Standard.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27

Love OF money Is the disease which
renders us most pitiful and groveling.-
Longinus.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27
Retrenchinu.

81 tell yon. they are rctrcnching"
"But they still have their auto"
(which they run well within the
speed limit Bahw-Iouisville Courier
Journal
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27

True blessedness consistent In a good
life and happy death.-Solon.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27

Joys are not the property Of the rich
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27

Rings Little Liver Pills wake up lazy
livers, clean the system and clear the
skin. Try them for biliousness and sick
headache. Price 25c.-Sold by L. r.
GRADY, 1916 Westminster street.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27

Precaution Is better than repentance
Greek prOverb
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-12-27

Two Connecting Rooms, beautifully furnn-
ished. 482 Broadway.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-07-05
Consumptives Relief Society forms the
only resort.

A large motherly looking woman in a
Pittsburg department store, said to
shop girl: 81 want a pair Of gloves for
my Jim. He's going to a ball. eyes,
madam said the girl, producing white
kid gloves. "This is the kind, l sup
pose" "Them!' cried the woman.
Goodness, mol They be too good. My
Jim s got hand like shoulder of NUT
ton. Besides, they re to dear. Haven't
you got something like the policemen
wear at about Is cents?'' The clerk smil-
ingly regretted that they did not keep
that kind. "Oh, very well,' said the
old lady. "Theres no help for it
Jim IL have to wash his hands, after
ALL"
The Jewish outlook., 1907-07-05

beautiful macadamized road at a cost Of
81 800, leading from West Colfax ave
nue. and winding through the twenty
acres of the sanatorium grounds, is be-
ing laid by the Ladies auxiliary OF the
j. c.. r. S.
1t is to the credit of American Jewry,
and especially Of the poorer and work
ing classes of our race throughout the
country that the Jewish Consumptlves
Relief Society has been enabled to
achieve such heroic work in the four
years of it's existence.
The working classes, particularly, who
fall easier prey to the ravages of the
white scourge than their more favored
brethren, have gone heart and soul in
our campaign, until now the organiza-
ton has ample means to house abso-
lutely free of charge seventy patients in
the greatest comfort, and can constantly
The Jewish outlook., 1907-07-05
The Jewish Consumptives'
Relief Society

Another milestone on it's route of con-
stant growth and progress will be passed
by the Jewish Consumptives Relief So
ciety of Denver on July 7, 1907, when
the cornerstones of five new buildings
will be laid on the Sanatorium grounds.
These structures comprise pavilion for
bed-ridden consumptives fitted up with
the latest improvements; an administra-
ton building; a refectory, with dining
room and kitchen; power house, and il
dairy stable for twenty cows and five
horses.
The cost of these additions when com
pIeted will be 100000 simultaneously
with the erection of these buildings a
The Jewish outlook., 1907-07-05

plan new accommodations for addl-
tional inmates.
The modest means with which the
Jewish Consumptives Relief Society
had to begin it's Samaritan work, have
forced upon it right at the start the les
son of painstaking economy. The clos
est and minutest husbandry of resources
was imperative in the face OF the great
demands made upon it's charity.
Architectural beauty of buildings was
sacrificed to economy in construction,
and larger capacity Of accommodation.
And now after four years Of growth,
with a yearly income of Approximately
$4,000, the Jewish Consumptives Re-
lief Society is adhering to the same
spirit of severest economy. Nothing but
what can bring immediate comfort to
the tubercular patients is to form an item
on the disbursement sheet of the j. G.
r. S., and not for moment is the fact
lost sight of that the Jewish Consump-
tives' Relief Society is a society for the
relief of consumptives, solely, primar-
lily, and all the time.
The new buildings, when completed,
will enlarge the capacity OF the sana-
torium to 100 patients, while the pavll-
ion will make it possible to give the de-
sired care and attention to the emerg-
ency cases (sudden hemorrhage cases)
for whom the sanatorium of the Jewish
The Jewish outlook., 1907-07-05

the alliance will be given on Sunday,
July 2Sth. Tickets are already IN the
field, every member being supplied with
them. They are also on sale at the or
flee of the Colorado & Southern rail
way, and at the salesrooms OF the
Schwayder Trunk Manufacturing Com
pany. 92S Fifteenth street. The com
mittee in charge Of the picnic consists
VI Leon B. Hepner, chairman; Percy S:
Norris, Harry Miller, j. Rosenblum and
Louis Frank.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-07-05
A Blessing For Every Jewish Home
1.-THE Child's Prayer"

beautiful three e-colored engraving, COM
bining religion and art, with a boy girl
surrounded by four angels, containing morn
ing and evening prayers in Hebrew and Eng
lish, for framing and hanging a child's
bed Endorsed by the Boston Section, Coun-
Gil of Jewish Women and most prominent
Jewish Divines. Upon receipt of $1.OO an n
craving will be sent to everyone throughout
the United States and Canada. The Child's
Roxbury, Mass.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
MONTPELIER
Carroll p. Pithn is Quite Seriously III
Other Notes.

Carroll p. Pithn Is Quite Seriously III
Other Notes.
A daughter was born Sunday to SIR.
AID Mrs. c. +. Lowe.
George T. Dcavitt Of New York "a
visiting ut the home Of 7. J. Dcayitt,
bis father.
Adss Maud johnson was in More.
town last evening to attend the Hen
son Atkins wedding.
Carroll 2. Pitkin. president and gen.
tral manager OF the Lane Manufacture
ing company, is Qm seriously III at MS
home on Main street vita Brights dis.
ease which has t7onh'cd him for the
past two or III &c weeks. Ills physician
does not cal Mr. Pi.Lin's illness critical,
Mr.. and Mrs Bert II. Nelson Of East
Montpelier narrowly escaped asphyxia-
ton Sunday night from coal gas es.
Gaping from a stove. The srying Of
their infant child awakened Mrs. Nelson
end she was able 10 summon assistance
for her husband who was unconscious
from the deadly fumes. Both are recov.
ering
Karl Forsel. cornet soloist in the
Montpelier Military band and Whittier's
orchestra will 60 about January ! 70
the Alcazar hotel at st. Augustine,
Fla, 70 play with an orchestra during
the season. He expects to return to
Montpelier next spring to play in the
land.
The degree team Of the local camp Of
Modern WooImen Of America is max
ing plans for a grand ball at the aunory
New Years eve to assist in raising
funds to take this team TO Peoria, III,
next June. 70 give an exhibition drill
before the head camp. the expenses will
be about $500 and from the coming ball
and other entertainments It is conf.
IDENTIFY believed the amount can be rails
I'D
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
WILLIAMSTOWN

The high school began yesterday, with
Mr.. Fuller as teacher.
George Nichols has been appointed as
truant officer in place Of A. A. Reed, re-
signed
Several from this town went to Bur-
linron to-day to attend the state
grange, which is to be in session there
this week.
Tho funeral Of Mrs Abram West was
held Yesterday at the house. Rev Cora
IN. Ewes oficiated and q. NJ Edison con-
ducted. The burial was in the cemetery
at Barre.
Just call at the post-ofice and look
over tile fine display Of cards Of all
kinds. A finer line win be hard TO find
anywhere, even il the larger towns.
Remember the Christmas sale and sup
per Mt tie Congregational church to-
morrow: supper served from . to )
n nj. menu, roast chicken, mashed POI
tatoes. cranberry sauce. hot rolls, ice
cream, cake, coffee, Admission, including
supper. 25c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

The president indeed must be torn
with conflicting emotions, with two pop.
ular members Of his cabinet such as
Taft and cortelyou are, considered as
presidential timber The good things
that he may say of the one might with
equal and truth and propriety be said Of
tho other. The only difference lies in the
fact that Taft got a start Of cortelyou
in having his boom launched early and
encouraged often, whereas, Cortelyou's
resi- prominence as a presidential posi-.
biity dates from the recent financial
crisis IN New York, in which he played
leading part as a quoting agent. Still,
it ought not to make any difference as
far as the people are concerned, which
one Roosevelt fayors, for although they
admire and have confidence in the presi-
dent, they have not yet advanced to that
stage where they are willing to have
their presidential candidate picked by
him or by anyone else.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
MARsHFIELD


The butchers are busy these days, ~
last reports Ira unnsbee stood ahead
MIk Cutl l. Martin visited the
home II Ira calef IL Washington, last
peek,
The X. q rs conferred the rank u
knight upon one candidate Monday
evening.
Mr and Mr, Ahliah iismis visited
relatives II WitlamsteWn last week, r.
turning home Friday evening.
Christmas exercises arr helng pre-.
pared hy the churches, and several
schools are arranging for ltees.
Mrs. May Aiken, VINO has been con
fined 10 her bed i1r several days vita
stomach trouble i reported moFe com
Portable
Mr. and Mrs. Prank Richardson fin
lshfd their Wofk fnF J. herton Pike last
Monday aud einfned 90 their homo IL
plalnhcld
Mrs. b. q. Remis i IN opaeham visit
inc her sister. Mfs. alll. Mf. Gill met
With 4 serious accident In the woods On
Monday,
Mrs. Herbert IIollister at NoFta
Montpelier i nursing Miss Mary Good
ale, who haa been ~ for several weeks
II bronchial trouble
Willie, the ION oi u. Il. Tlbbelts, who
rsecnlly SUSTAINED iniufiss from a dyna'
mite cap. Is quite well again an aas
retained the sifhl ~ both eyes.
The young people 81 The village have
organized a walking club. Tho lat trip
Wa on Friday evening last, when they
walked 20 Cabot 70 attend the play,
gNr, Misgs).
The ladies' society Of the ~ J.
church. viii meet with Mrs. b. l..
Cameron, next Tnursday nom 10 a. m,
t. p. ~. Everyone y cordially In
sited 70 come.
The receipts Of the night cap social
held last week by the rythian Sisters
we're S22.Tg and the whole thing was 4
great success. Much credit u due the
committee in charge Of both entertain.
ment and refreshments.
A letter from Leslie @. Tucker, writ.
ten since Thanksgiving day, says he
entertained IN his new home IN pasa.
dena. Cal. Mr.. and Mrs Frank Warner
and daughter and William a. Pike, all
former Marshleld people.
Mrs. Frank Townsend and her daugh.
ter. Mrs. james Lyman, went 20 New.
port Monday 70 Join Mr.. Lyman. Mr..
and Mrs. Lyman viii make their home
IN Newport. Mrs. Townsend viii re-.
main there for a short visit.
II appears the automobile has not
yet denncd up FOR winter, az a lively
machine from Barre drove over our
roads last Sunday The occupants,
however, were obliged 70 return 70
their native haunts, ~ slippery roads
made Il impossible to reach their les.
tination.
The Christian Endeavor society viii
have a Christmas sale in Folsom's hall,
Wednesday afternoon and evening, Dec.
18th. There win be n variety OF fancy
articles. aprons, home made candles,
foods, ETC., for sale az popular prices.
This win be a good opportunity 70 se.
cure Christmas gifts and avoid the
trouble Of making them. Light refresh.
ments will be served and there will be
short entertainment in tne evening.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
pEERs VISITS RUTLAND.
Handsome Buck Races Through Residen
tial Section.

Rutland. Dee i0.--A large buck deer
with beautiful pair Of autlers Furnish.
ed an unusual sight Sunday noon for
the residents OF North Main street which
i in the heart Of the residential section
Of the city. The animal, which had
evidently entered the city from the east,
went through the back yards Of many
Of The houses. II wkas running rapidly
and cleared the numerous fences easily.
A picket fence and three wire fence &,
each OF which was fully eight feet in
height, were cleared in quock succession.
When the animal crossed Spellman ter
race it nearly ran over two little girls
who were playing In tho street. Deer
frequently enter the city and have been
known to traverse the business streets
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
MoRr MODIFIED rooT pALL.

OF the fourteen foot ball players killed
during the past season in the United
States, ali but two were on school
teams. This suggests the adyisability
Of having a modified game Of foot ball
for the school boys. while the older ones,
those in the colleges and universities
might be allowed to continue the present
game There would, Of course, be a
great clamor among the school boys
against anything Of this sort, as they
desire TO feel az big as, and to mimic,
their elders in the higher institutions.
The modification OF the rules from the
old mass play games seems to have re-
suited in far less danger to life and limb
during the season just past. So It Is
reasonable to assume that further modi.
tcation would still more reduce the lia-
bility.
school boys are far less able to stand
the shock to their systems sustained in
foot ball than The older ones In college.
They have not yet reached the stage Of
development in which their bodies can
without injury stand the wear and tear
Incident I'd the present day gridiron1
Therefore, It would be advisable to mod
crate the strain as much 81 possible
1T the same time not taking out all the
spice Of the game, which makes i ~
aIIuring to the youngster Then, BY the
time the boys Get into college, they will
have become physically fit TO endure the
harder game.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

Editor p. +. Mccarthy Of the Quarry
Workers Journal il not a pcssimist, aa
viii b. noted by his Interpretation Of
the quarrying industry, in the current
number Of the Quarry Workers Journal
Ne writes; Trade IS not a. duh or
bumpsky as the yellow press would infer.
There arc stu thousands Of men EN-.
ployed in quarrying stone, and II the
weather conditions permit there will be
thousands Of tons Of stone quarried dur
lug the present winter. At present writ.
ing the majority Of our members are
employed and prospects are not at all
had for the winter.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

Il may be interesting 70 vermonsers
to learn that the cost OF silver gifts to
battlcships, etc. ranges from a $50 low
ing cup given 20 the Arkansas by the
city o. Natche1, to a $4,000 silver given
the Pennsylvania by the state Of that
name. They need not be ashamed OF the
$1,000 which they put into the silver
service Tor the ba;tleship Vermont.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
GRANITEvILLE.

Two small tenements To rent, Inquire
OF a. A. Smith, Barre, or NJ. ]. Me-
Leod, Graniteville.
A regular meeting If Maple Leaf
Camp, M. XVI Al. win be held Thursday
evening. All members are requested 10
be present as there will be election Of
Officers.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
New postmaalsE 4 woaaalosk.

Washington. d G.. Dec. 10 Nelson
y, Patain has been appointed postmas
ter al West Woodstock W.. Vice philip
Royce, resigned,
Claude Oibhs haa been appointed car
rIed and J. ~. Fish Substitute foF 4.
4. y, /. Casslelon, NJ,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
100 LATE FOR CLASSIFICATION

WANTED Place to do general homework by
Finnish young woman, Alma Nirkala, at Mat.
Mattsons, ON East Montpelier road. 22It5s
LOsT--A small brooch set in diamonds and
pearls between South Main and Seminary
streets. Finder please leave at this once. 229t3s
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

Vermont farmers couldn't be spending
their time better just nov than getting
nsw ideas At the state agricultural meet.
ings IN Burlington.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

slnl. even Il the Washington county
iall i such "A inviting place, Il . better
from the outside looking In, than vice
versa.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10
4,615
roples. the largest paid circulation Of
any daily paper m this section.

New Yorks "plusT Sunday was with.
out doubt followed BY decidedly ged'
Monday. iust 70 make up.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

5 Cents Admission. 5 Cents
Children free If accompanied by paid
admission, afternoons only.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

Daily, matinee at 200, evening at
7i00.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

This overcoat likes the
storms Of life. It's made
to wear out bur still you
can't wear it out for it's
made OF wear resisting
material.
For a man who needs
this kind of a coat, it's
just the kind he needs.
The big pockets sug-
gest Christmas is near.
This is the year for
useful Christmas gifts
See our line.
FUR COATS TO RENT.
WE CLEAN. PRESS AND
REPAIR CLOTHING.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-12-10

The average daily circulation Of the
Hare Daily Times ioE the week ending
Saturday Was
Gilpin observer., 1907-09-12
Fusur. s.nl.hm.n, Of ol..,...

am certain It is safe to prophesy
that the time will come when hos.
pitfalls for infectious diseases will be
empty and not wanted. also look for.
ward to the time when II will be a.
anomalous for persons to died Of scar.
let fever. typhoid. cholera. and diph.
iberia ~ II will for q man to die Of
q VOLTS bite In England. Very little.
however. can be done by the legislat-
ure. but everything by the progress OF
medical science. and in = much larger
degree by the intelligence OF the peo-
plc.-Sir Frederick Treves, In Leslle's
Magazine.
Gilpin observer., 1907-09-12
Gambling In Rain.

Like the Chinese. the natives Of
India are greatly addicted to gambling
They have. indeed. one form Of wager
which Is peculiar to the country, and
which consists in betting on the
weather. THIS is called "sutta," and
has one advantage over most forms Of
gambling in that there Is no possibili-
ty OF cheating. since there is no
chance Of controlling the results. The
sportsmen make wagers whether II
will rain or not, and also how much
rain will fall, the latter question being
settled by rain gauges. There Is great
excitement on cloudy days. The
gamblers rush to the onices or 'dens"
and record their bets with the book.
makers. Then. II the expected down.
pour comes. anxious groups assemble
round the rain gauges. Even horse
racing. 1t is said. has not more fasci
nation for some OF the gamblers.
Gilpin observer., 1907-09-12
HATS IMPROVE WITH AGE.
Economy In the Purchase Of First.
Class Silk Headssar.

"A silk hat. like wine. improves
with age" said clubman. THE Oft
ener you have 1t ironed the sleeker
and more brilliant it becomes. 1t
costs q good deal at the outset, but in
the end It 10 the cheapest hat to wear.
II lasts. you see, 30 long, and to iron
It costs 30 nttle-a dime or 30. Some
folks think the topper very perish
able. II 1t gets soaked with rain, II
some one sits on 1t and crushes 1t in
to an accordion, they think 1t must be
thrown away. the same az IL 1t were .
Derby. But not at all. A silk hat can
be taken apart and put together again
like q watch. and II it gets crushed.
nothing is easier than to melt on the
silk. straighten out the frame and then
put on the silk again. In England, the
home Of this hat, have known men
to wear the same topper for 10 or IL
years. And the oftener the old hat is
ironed the brighter and finer it shines.
Its luster increases with time and fric-
tion like the luster Of good, antique
furniture"