New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-06-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

A writer in a Boston paper saysI There are
many people who believe that the servant question,
q solution for which the whole world IS now max
ing efforts TO discover IS product OF the present
time This is not the case. however. and were the
wise Akiba still alive he might with right use his
trusm 1t has all been here before IN connection
with tho problem. This may DO demonstrated by
no less authority than Goethe. In his Wilhelm
Meister.' written about hundred and eleven
years ago, there IS where the hero comes
the home OF Therese. sent there by Lothario
and Jarno- Receiving Wilhelm. Therese asks to
be excused because OF her board: My cook.
she says. Just away at most inopportune
time. and mangled his hand I had TO
prepare all myself. Nothing bothers one
nowadays than servants; Will serve.
not even themselves "
Newscads-I want the complete works OF that
man that's edited so many OF the standard au-
Bookseuer-Who do you mean?
Newscads-That Teller, De LuKy.-Puck
At the annual commencement Of the Western
University of Pennsylvania on June DR.. William
Seaman cambridge. Of this city. received the de-
gree Of doctor Of science, IN recognition OF his
work.
Ethel-How long can a human being live without
Jack-I don't know about human beings. but I
Judge Judge ''''' ~ now ~ ''''''' '''
After experimenting with various materials the
German army authorities hive supplied the enlisted
men with mattresses filled with paper shavings
Besides being healthier and lighter. they are said
to be comfortable than those filed with straw
one filing of paper will last about three years
Il admit l have the fault you mention" said the
fault have. and It's small one"
Yes" replied Knox, lust like the small hole
that makes plugged nickel no good."-Philadelphia
The worm will turn says the proverb. and at
last the newspaper worm has turned hard In u
recent novel we'll known criminal lawyer repre-
scented the city editor OF metropolitan daily news
paper as remaining in the office until 2 o'clock in
the morning. at which time he was finishing off,
editorial. y few days after the public had been
allowed to gain this valuable inside Information OF
the workings OF n newspaper office tho aforesaid
daily newspaper worm turned 1t said II under
stood the lawyers next book to be a realistic
novel of life and that episode would be the
story of how the captain stood the bridge and
oiled tho engines. The lawyers demurrer is now
awaited with interest
Mrs g{DP on PrO6essoT And how
she will ever BECOME a great singer?
Professor-Madem, It is very hard to say.
Professor-Achl Yes. madam: she has a mouth
Philadelphia Inquirer
Several schools of instruction in ballooninn ba,e
been opened IN Europe in addition to the military
depots. One that started in Chemnitz IN NAV
last has for instructor Herr SpIegel who has
made more than six hundred ascensions. He is also
textile manufacturer, who has lately made tho
weaving Of balloon covers regular part Of his
business. The course, consisting of two divisions
covers a year. The first division includes caIcuIa
ton Of volumes. cutting and shaping OF materials
preparation OF impermeable materials and fabrics
construction of nets safety valves and lectures ON
the theory OF aerial navigation. The second d.
vision takes in practical work to a large extart
imitation Of balloons. ascents, physical Instruments
employed. meteorological observations, independent
management Of balloon and lectures on the proh
lens OF aerial navigation. dirigible balloons aero
planes and motors.
rs he we'll informed MANI"
Il doubt It, He qualities as a Juror too fro
quently 10 be a man who keeps posted on what IL
going on."-Washington Star. ~ "