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he was turned unawares Into patron

Hs was turueu uHHWareS INTO u patron
Dr. Polperro. in spite OF his too pro-
nouncedly artistic. talk, proved on
closer view a most agreeable compan.
ion. He diversified Ills art cleverly
will, anecdotes and scandals; lie told
us exactly which famous painters had
married mar. their cooks, and which had
talier. Among other things, however,
ne happened to mention once that he
had recently discovered genuine Rem
brandt--a quite undoubted Rembrandt,
Td.,,i. had remained for, years in the
family. 1t had always been allowed
70 be a masterpiece OF the painter. but
It had seldom been seen for the last
half century save by few intimate
one Maria vanrenen.. of HARLEM. and
he bad bought It Of her descendants
at Gouda, In Holland.
saw Charles prick UP his cars,
though lie took no open notice. This
Maria Vanrenen. as 1t, happened. was
Nandrifts before they emigrated to the
cape IN 1880; and the existence Of the
portrait. though not Its whereabouts
S Vas well, known IN the family Isabel
II II was to be had at ANYTHING like
did thing for the boys tsir Charles. I
ought to say, has two sons at Eton)
to possess an undoubted portrait Of an
ancestrcss by Rembrandt.
Dr. Polperro talked a good deal af-
ter that about this valuable find. He
National Gallery, but, though the di-
rectofs. admired the work Immensely,
and admired its genuiness. they re-
GREETED that the funds at their dis
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rogue can take one in over more
easily thnn an old master. If the
Rembrandt rs genuine ought to have
renen rs q duty owo to the boys
to- buy II. but I've been done twice
lately, and won't be done a third
time. We must go to work cautious
YOU are right. answered.. NO
more seers And curatos!"
III tliis mains an iipposter.' Charles
went or,--"and IN spite Of what lie
says about the National Gallery and
saor fSri liz ss hsY u s9tie e . % n
moment to deceive me. He could easily
learn Who'll was---1'in well known
figure: he knew was In Brighton,
slnss sent: .onl Sunday on purpose TIC
entrap me"
"He introduced your name. i said.
""and the moment lie found out who
YVES he nlangsd ntG talk Will ih me ev
Marin Vnnrenen. which my grand-
mother always said was preserved at
Gouda; and indeed, I myself have of
ten ms e It, as you doubtless re-
say for rogue. than to begin talking
about the portrait in that innocent
way TO Amelia? Ii he wants Rem,
brandt. I believe they can be turned
inghan. The moral OF all which is, it
behooves III to be careful
Right YOU are" answered.; and
am keeping my eye upon him."
We drove back by another road. over,
gold. 1t was delightful excursion. Dr.
heart was elated by lunch,
and the excellent dry Monopole. He
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are--picture dealers. Horses rank first
In MY mind ms begetters and producers
OF INSCRIPTIONS agents. but pictures
run them q very good second. Anyhow,
art critic picked up Ills issnibrgMdt
~ this dealers shop. and came dowi,
With IT in Ills cure tile same night to
Brighton.
perro (what a cleverly. chosen name)
,.p1I bring the Rembrandt round to tile
leave It with us while We got tho
opinion OF an expert from London.
- me ,,, s1,pert game down. and gave
master. III his Judgment 1t was not
Rembrandt at all, but n cunnIngly
painted and we'll begrimed modern
~ en- mutation initiate Morsoyer he showed
sar svdenee .at Tie
as q matter Of fact. been brought
TO England i've years before and sOld
to Biz J. III. Tomlinson, the we'll known
connoisse.ur, for $4,000 pr. Tolperros
picture was. therefore. at beg. either
probably. a copy by a pupil; or. most most
likely of all mere modern forgery.
Z We were thus well prepared to fns-
ten our charge OF criminal conspiracy
upon the self-syled doctor. But in
order to make assurance still more
him that the portrait OF Miss Maria
yanrenen might really be elsewhere,
and even suggested in his hearing that
i might not improbably hove got into
the hands OF that omnivorous collector,
was. proof against all sucl, attempts
to decry his goods. He had the cf-
frontry to brush nway@tiie documentary
evidence and to declare that Sir ]. Fl.
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we know who you arc. DR.. Polperro
You are Colonel Clay. alias Senior An
tonic Herrera, alias the Rev. Richard
Pcploe Brabazon."
never saw any man so astonished in
my life! He was utterly flabbergasted
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Her A Ec.
How old is your daughter? QuitA
IA young lady, isn't shea"
"She lust passed her fifth picture
postcard alburn yesterday" ~ uck,
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ngere null and lawn pretty shades and Designs arts
ticaly trimmed and finished, correct models Of this
seasons most authoritive
styles formerly sold from $500 1e m an
to $500, during sale from. IOC 10 S0.UU
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of the Zulia thought the pilot had made
a mistake and bumped into the mud in
shoalwateS, but investigation revealed
a big dead fish, the nero having been
killed in the collision with the steamer.
The nero is good to eat, so the prize
was turend over to the captain of a
Venezuelan sloop, who towed it to San
Carlos. The nero measured 26 feet in
length, IA feet in circumference, and
weighed about 1900 pounds
On his arrival a temporary market
was established and the fish sold at 20
cents, Venezuelan money, a slice. Some
idea of the size of the fish can be OBJ
tanned when it is said that the whole
population of San Carlos, 600 all told,
dined sumptuously on nero that day,
According to Director Spencer of the
aquarium, the nero is food fish allied
to the grouper and called by the Span
ianls nero de Alta. 1t attains large
size and is found in Southern waters,
sometimes off the coast oi Florida.
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by the northwest consolidated district
of the machinists union, although the
blacksmiths and boilermakers, who also
have powerful organizations, are looked
to for active cooperation on behalf OF
their respective crafts. The Northwest
consolidated district embraces all rail-
roads north of the Union Pacific lines
and west of Chicago,
A demand will be made upon them to
make the nine hour day effective Sep
tember |. For this purpose officials Of
the Machinists Union are now preparing
formal notices to be served upon theirail
road companies at the beginning of next
month, thus giving, then 80 days in
which to consider the plan,
Among the railroads to be asked to
establish tho nine hour day are the
great Northern, Northern Pacific, Cana
dian Pacific. Canadian Northern, 500
line, Minneapolis, and st. Louis, Iowa,
Central, Wisconsin Central, Chicago 4
Northwestern, Chicago st. Paul, Min.
neapois \ Omaha, Chicago Great Wes-
tern and Chicago, Milwaukee 4 ST. Paul,
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A BIC FISH STORY,
Large Fish Caught in Southern Waters.
Goo People Dine Sumptuously.

NEW YORK, July 23.--0tlicers and
passengers Of the Red ID" line steamer
zulia, just in from Southern waters,
brought to port a good fish story, 1t
was while the steamer was crossing the
bar at Toblazo near Maraicaibo and in
q narrow channel, that the fish, huge
nero, was encountered. The steamer
struck the fish, and, according to a pas
Aenger, "The steamer careened to star
board from the Gorce of the blow"
For few minutes Captain Bennett
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class securities in the last year have
given rise to inquiries by many policy
holders of the large insurance companie.
as to what effect this reduction OF
market values would have upon Their
dividend prospects in the next year OIL
50 to come
Inquiry at the offices of the Equitable
Mutual and New York Life Insurance
Companies, according to the Times, to-
day, developed the statement that in
no case unless Inrther declines of unex-
pected severity should ensue between
now and the end of the year. would there
be substantial dividend distribution in
tho year 1908.
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prisoner heard the verdict of the jury
with perfect composure and chatted
smilingly with his counsel. After the
judges had retired to fix the sentence.
Upon their return Hau arose and stand
ing erect and with folded arms listened
to the sentence without moving a
muscle. The sentence is unpopular with
the street crowds which have been dem
onstrating openly for several days in
Hau's favor. So violent did the crowd
outside the court room become that it
required two companies oil infantry and
a squadron of cavalry to drive the riot
ers away. During the excitement one
old woman was trampled down by horses
and it is reported that several other
persons were injured,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-07-24
LOCATING DOCK SITES.

VICTORIA, B. c., July 23.--Colonel D.
R. May Of New York, promoting the
Hudson's Bay Pacific Railway from Fort
Churchill to Port Simpson, returned yes
terday from the northern port, where
party Of engineers was left, locating
sites for ocean docks to be constructed
at the northern port. Colon May said;
I'VE will have our road built three
years before the Grand Trunk Pacific
reaches the coast.'
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ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCED.

PARIS, July 2s,--The Figaro an
nounced the engagement OF Count Giulio
Semi and Mary T., eldest daughter Of
James Gayley, first president Of
the United States Steel Corporation. The
marriage will take place in November at
Mr., Gayley's residence in New York.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-07-24
NEW TARIFF LAW.

MoNTEVIDEo, July 2S.-Minister Of
Finance Vidal is preparing new tariff.
law, abandoning the protectionist policy,
he will recommend free import of all
products not produced within the coun-
try and a reduction of duties on agri-
cultural machines and articles liable to
be introduced as eontraband
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Union Machinists Employed by
Railroads Starting Movement.
BACKED IN THE NORTHWEST
A Demand Will Be Made On officials
To Mako A Nine Hour Rule Effective
Sept. Ist--Blacksmiths and Boiler
Makers Expected To Cooperate. !.

CHICAGO, July 2S'--A gigantic move
ment to establish nine-hour work day
for union machinists employed by rail.
roads throughout the northwest which
Is expected to include blacksmiths and
boilermakers and embrace a total Of 90.-
900 men has been launched,
The plan is being backed principally
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HILL SUED FOR sIo,ooo,ooo.
Profits Made in Railroad Stock Manipu-
lations Bought S1so--Sold 5000.

ST. PAUL, july 22.-Clarence H. Ven
Eer of New York has sued James J, Hill
for $lO,OOO,0OO profit which venner
claims that Hill made in a deal whereby
The Great Northern and Northern Pa
eifc secured the Chicago, Burlington &
Quincy. Venner claims that Hill bought
the stock for $3.50 per share and sold it
to the railroads for 5000 and that Hill
Thereby made profit Of $lO,OOO,00O.
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HAU CONDEMNED.

KARLSRUHE, July 02--Karl Hau,
the brilliant young lawyer and professor
of Washington, was condemned to death
this morning after a five days trial for
the murder of his mother-in- law, Frau
Moliter, on November 9Th last. The
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-07-24
'ns Thursday July 25th, and Ends Saturday, August 81

rs Skirts all the materials and shapes tastefuly
finished pretty designs truly beautiful formerly o. m a.
sold from $500 $780, during sale from SZ.UU 10 lou
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NO DIVIDENDS LIKELY.

Heavy Declines in Values Of Securities
Affecting Prospective Dividends.
NEW YORK, July 2S,--The heavy
declines in the market values of high.
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Muslin gowns slipover Styles with short sleeves and
in high necks with long sleeves lace and en- on
broidery trimmed, during sale, each ......... SUC
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with deep hounce tucks and dust rufae, during a.
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carAai,,lu Did

From the Kansas City Times.
After Mr.. lscllels had been comptroller
of the currency a week a gray haired
banker from New York entered one morn
ing, and after a glance at the comptroller
who was busy, picked up a newspaper
from his desk and took a chair. Finally
he ventured to take enough notice of the
boyish looking comptroller to ask with
much emphasis:
Say! what time does the comptroller of
the currency usually get here in the morn
ing?"
About 9 o'clock" the comptroller re-
piled.
"Humph.' the old banker calculate,
Then he looked at the clock. which tol
the hour of 10, and resumed reading.
In another half hour he threw down the
paper and demanded: well, where the
devil Is he this morning."
Here he is" the comptroller smilingly
replied, whereat the old banker, for .',e
first time in many a year, blushed like a
peony and got down to business with the
remark: Say! DID you ever see u man
make such a fool of himself?'
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Continued Next Week.)
Planning the "Round the World Raj
rooIo
From the metropolitan Magazine.

From the Metropolitan Magazine.
M. de Lobel promises that we shall have
trains running through from New York
to Paris within five years. The highest
summit level, instead of $1,000 feet, will be
scarcely more than 200 if the proposed
new Grand Trunk Transformation route is
made a part Of the system. In Denver,
Colo, however, a number of capitalists
have raised some $50, co., 900 for the purpose
OF building a railway along the coast from
Seattle to Skagway: they propose to. har-
ness the tides that rush into the various
inlets with waves thirty feet high, and
make electricity the motive power. Across
the plains of upper Alaska this becomes
the MISUNDERSTANDING railway. 1T will
run almost entirely through a country
much resembling Norway IN climate and
products. Wheat, it is claimed, will be
raised in abundance during the long sum-
lner days when thu sunshine lasts twenty
TWO hours on a stretch, and the country is
ready TO blossom with every kind of fruit.
% I,sEtQi the railway VIII cross the Arc
tic c.rcle-not even at the straits, where
NJ. de Loeel. proposes TO lay a tunnel: tun-
ilel being the correct expression IN his
Instance, for after spending Il winter and
u summer at the straits With his wife and
daughters. the French engineer has de-
cided to sinh Il great sheatica tube MO
the sand at the bottom OF The shallow
straits. The entire 'enEth of the tunnel
viii he nineteen miles, but il win come to
the surface each SIX miles Of its length,
as tine straits are broken by two Large
islands.
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CHAPTER *.
MuTINY.

Patrick Cambel came out of the
-shart1ouse with all the armament he
could lay hands upon-to-wit, three re-
9oivers. He gave one to the captain
aud put the others In his own Jacket
Eccket, so that they had a brace apiece.
From the other side of the bridge deck
che clalnor of the men rose high into
che night, and the steamers fore truck
6egan to swing past the stars. Her
engines had stopped, the quartermaster
fiad deserted tho wheel, and the gulf
stream was taking her as simple tlot-
gam whittier it listed.
There was no s~tarboard ladder to the
a1pper bridge, but Kettle swung him
eelf lightly up by a unnel stay and a
ssfaurchion and climbed over the can
RAJ dodger. Cambcl followed as MIN
bly,. The mate of the watch received
them with Il frightened sidelong glance
f.ut no words, and then he vanished
into the darlsness.
Captain Owen Kettle stumped cheer
fully across to the port side of the
bridge and looked down. Beneath him,
rnassed and moving, was apparently
every ma of his crow. The electric
lamp from inside the head of the com
s.anionway blazcd full upon them. aaz-
cling some IF the gro.1p and binding
the others with dense black shadow.
With folded arms he looked down on
them for a full 1nin,.te with q silent
sneering laugh till the upturned faces
which had been qlict in expectation
Eegan to grow ~clasnorous again. T,en.
he wayed them 10 noiselessness and
spoke.
The mans words We're not concilia-
tory. He addressed his hearers as dogs,
and wished TO know in the s:atne of
the pit why they had dared to leave
their duties and their kenne and come
ITO sully his bridge deck. The harangue
was brief and beautifully to the point.
IAN ordinary seaman stood out into the
middle OF the circle of light and made
reply.
s1You gall us toys, ind you dreat us
as togs, und we're nod going to schtandt
1t no longer. Dis grew tenants it's
rechts."
-Hello." said Kettle, got a bloom
anE Dutchman to speak for you! Well,
YOU must be a hard up crowd. See
mere, now, if o do want to talk. J.. 10
your say and tie done with it. English
d the official language on this ship.
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Eor Money Purely.

Maurice Grau told me-" said a compos
er, that sc owed his success to the fact
that he produced opera solely from BUSH
ness, never from the musical or artistic
standpoint.
Prank wasn't it? Most mon in his line
used his method, but hypocritically pre-
tend to be artists.
Poor Grau, in our discussion. said that
he went at music as "a certain perfumer
went at perfumcs-not with the primary
idea of producing something excellent. but
with the primary idea of producing some-
thing novel, bizarre, profitable.
This p%erfumer, he explained, said one
day eaily to Il friend:
'-Hulrah. I'm doing a rushing busi-
ness. IN be rich in a year. I've invented
q new perfume that smells just like gaso-
line.'
.But-- said his friend, 'but---
don't-er-- quite see the point
" The stuff is selling like hot cakcs,'
said the perflnaer. Men and women alike
are buying 1t. You see, it tickles .heir
! vanity. They 20 about redolent Of saso-
line, and people think that they own auto
mobiles"
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~Bosthoven's 7iano.

-
A company Of young American tourists
visited the home Oh Beethoven in Bonn,
and were unrestra.ned in their expressions
OF wonder, admiration and approval of
the room where the master had lived and
worked. They asked man questions about
Beethoven, and finally one young lady
seated herself at his piano and proceeded,
with true American confidence, to play
the 'Moonlight Sonata" Beethoven's own
work, n his own room, on his own piano.
Such an Interesting combination.
The old caretaker stood there, stern and
silent. When the performance was over
the young lady-turned TO the old man and
SAID.
II suppose man. musicians have been
hcre and have, played on this instru-
meme"
"Paderewski was here last year, mad
am
"Ah." she sighed.4
But continued the faithful guardian,
when some one urged him to PLAY on
Beethoven's piano, he said. No. ! am ..os
worthy"
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asa xssg s.,..s ss44s@
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4s ssslSt..i sa@sss ssat. a4s4z asI sa@ss~
Hna egss@ srss agA.i ,444ssAstEY
ss I ttsa u s~4r 4 sss IL s9ss az.
yssa aAsassssss ia nseF lsgaa az atAl.
asss ssssaa AS s.aas ss ha4~ Aas tegA
y his s~a sway As.ssa "a Of ,ma =
Sta.Ae. t'atlaatA ksssts, said 'hs
! sartsftfsas see via As4i talAr esfyF@.
-tssess rs uAgeAza hAalrs f.Ie NQp A.
iaAn saeast- sesA enssaSs hYeatnt l4s
u Bristol faah!an AAt t~siASs 80
aa9e up eUr ttfais Ap shase tn fnas
sod, asid Seo'd better a-1tp ta I'D stsAre.
9ntt without H. dN5t IStt &c a ieal
co4s sqE s-t65e tae al aaatss an1 besides
tt4 sot - ae aqee af3Nss. we.te at
ieteeataea AMI @ t99 neatS Tor
yoe etvh II Nj tastbel does stand Ia
~ Yaaf sti
krtis lace az We VITA JOY or hAt-
ttg Are you, ny Jai"ea ne snaii'ed
Ne'N seo about that. ia handle twice
yoar aat"brr % ny own eheek tnd
dsy. I've lone II befofe on dashed
slSht uSNer lot IMAM Neu ana came out
toNSide ans! iils going % DO II again
no NJ N9ulnei NTH me 700, this
tlinr, AMI we've got - bullets among
us thatil AL go home IN somebody's
fins before any OF You get ~ mana
grips win ns. NOW Just play on that.
you scum. IheVe not q one OF YOU got
a pastel
oh. haven't We? commented q nasal
voice on the outskirts of the crowd; Il
guess you re out there, mister IN
hetled TOT one.
Crack"
Inc man sIgleked ana leii IN u i1hp
reap on inc deck; bus weapon clat-
teseu Gown! peslee MINI MTe.e Nspl ms
siliohlhs pistol ihlzzle Talsea STEADY as
an erh IRON MIS- coula hola ~, suu4
n otaefs lhsllac,lFeiy are" az hrse
away from the fallen man, but one
uls.lhafE seaman Younger ana more
piuchE e1an 'he rest oarteu or"aru
70 ieshli 'le iaIieh reEoINer- As ms
t!asgEs closso oVeT II ms eyes l1stine,
stNels soushl me oTioge. SaiApel mac
ms tSNo.HeT sishteu over me crook OF
eipoW' t>ellie ms AT arms length.
Eoth were covering him.
,liiS 9lae tAi4Hs ~efpoa OK souIi
aedu peloFe you can wink
me re" 5 oaty reNolNef spun
U the ar ana MT the water with
d .IttNtltS SPlaSa-
sl2ni forward. me Two ioois
~ ~ 1aNe psea SouI spoAeslheh.
~ cIs"a 5g9od llke men petf!lled.
Ntlieh. or ~ make pFactce mo the
SiD"44 ol you.
re quaTleFl1lasler IN me cardigan
Jaese. steppea cat OF MS own accord
Glicv,lalll now ana Walte. Inc Geflaan
-.
dn%se you sot d conn., Quafleflnas-
y -.
no, sly.
I1aVe Iou-.sausaSe"
LIS ierf.
men SPIN IL out, n DO you, quar-
ls1iitsteI' Gail 10 hltn. Ana mind you
cail l4stll' because I'm going to shoot
eAe loser, ana perhaps our the a
useless OF the two. Spin confound You.
sPin. sausage, or. by James, IN shoot
you where You stand and settle it hat
Wa ~
Inc German put something between
plsaea PAINS ana shook 1t Violently,
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Washington, Special: Armed confed-
crate veterans marched dow Pennsyl-
vania avenue, in Washington. stamped
through the corridors of the capitol and
stacked their arms against the very
door of the executive office OF President
Roosevelt.
They grasped hands in Friendship
with the successor Of abraham Lincoln
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from lne N>illcdSO journal.
Viii you make me a sud of clothes,
Osgar?"
Sure. Adolf. Hot kind, blease?"
Oh, a business sud"
Bud you don'd work."
mo, bud / go to q business colleteh."
Ferry veil. Here is a nice peice of
goots. Id ISIS a new wrinkle"
"Ah, l See. Damaged by water"
"Blease do NOD insult my vares until
you owe for dem"
"Nefer mind. TIC ahead und took my
mcasurings."
81 flint yoa are too larch in de bay vim
dow. ! musd an extension make in your
waist bant.'
Cane you put q Y in itg"
Nod unless you peel an oxtra V off your
bank bundle
"oh, my. Dot iss der penalties OF be-
ing a fashion nlate."
''Fashiol plate. la. ha, ha, You AMID
efen a saucer"
BE sure und maize my coat like my olt
Won, d cutavay.'
dot coat is nod a cutavay. Id ISIS a
gif away
.You should nod laugh me ouid. 1 wish
to dress as refinement as possibility
"But / sc You hat lout pants.''
For Cot you must Excuse my shortness
of BREATH
Shell | put {. pocket in der sleeve Id
is der latest
''Not for ISIS i'd
"To hide your money from your Wife
'Bosh, ] can't sfen get my money from
her. much less nite i'd"
DO you want your coat p%added?"
mo. l preferences to have it quilted"
'tOh. do YOU sleep in Ia? Vet pattern FOR
your vest? DO You want ia chect.ed?."
mo. / Will take id nit nae. ha, ha. ha,'
Ave VII NOW olr4ch nit dot s..rtnria1