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The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-18

All trains daily exoeDe locals eno
HA 9 end 70. .,,,.,,
Ticket Ag6me.
eAonss-Aoms A6; Bell 1T.
Effect Jan. /, 1907.
yor further Information regarding
6aipA oall information SEPARATOR,
Dfthor phone.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-18
HE cisas Dssskt a
Iaete Right
And Yet It vss the Same He vas
smeilag vlth a Mach, Rslish
After Dinnsf, Last Night.
0ut Of The Very Same
1ox, roa.
IT ISN'T THE cIoAR--Ir's THE
SZQMACH.

Every smoker has experienced this
peculiar condition of the stomach and
liver, the result usually Of imperfect
digestion Of food. And the blame Is
usually put on the cigar and not
where It belongs. ..
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-18

Marion Lodge of Elks, No. 80,
initiated two candidates ut a regu.
lar meeting held in its hall = on
East Center street Thursday even.
ing. Plans were also discussed for
bhe ''possum' roat 10 be held at
the lodge hall some time in Noyem-
ber. Albert Howe chairman OF the
committee, planning for a series
Of dances to be given during the
winter, reported that encouraging
progress is being made. ''Ny Z
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-18

The members of Kosciusko Lodge,
No. 5S, r. o. o. r., will 20 10
Green Camp this evening. TO attend
the county meeting to take place
there. Ths dsssss staff of The Local
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-18

'No. 10, Chautauqua Ex. 1890 an
sNe. g. New York Ex.. $40 am
No. II ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Am
sNo. 4, Vestibuls Limited 6:15 pm
No. 10 Accommodation 1852 pm
sNo. "a arrives ........ $40 pm
~ > O. 4 =. DIVISION. 81
N0s IA 80. ....s.....s. IL :2V pm
Daily except Sunday and legal
holidays carries passengers, but no
baggage between Hammond and
Aanon. t' +"'-''a ~ Z -"
sNo. o, Chicago Express 12:45 am
sNo. 3, vestibuled Limited 10 :54 am
No. IL ..........."... 4:25 pm
mo. Il ............s..s f'VV oiu
sNo. 2, Pacific Express IL 100 pm
r SOUTH AND CINCINNATI.
10. Q. Cincinnati Express. .1:1T an
mo. 3,Vestibuled Limited 10: $50 am
NO. IL ................ 4:25 pm
~ Dallyssis Da6ly szcspt Sunday. !.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-18
police Court

Gilbert Dennis, aged IA, and
James Thomas, aged Is were taken
off of an Erie freight Drain by
Officer Hofstctter today noon. The
lads had no money and were try-
ing TO. get free ride to Chicago
where they claimed they had homes
They were held in the city prison
for a short time and upon their
promise to "bc good" were relcas-
ed. |
John Robson, plain drunk, was
arrested near the court house square
at GAS o'clock last evening by Of
ficer Roy Chapman, In the mayors
court this morning, he pleaded guilty
to a charge OF drunkenness and was
fined ~. which he arragged to pay.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-10-18

Marion Commandery, No. 80,
hnights Templars, held well at
tended meeting at the Masonic Tenn
pie Thursday evening and attended
10 business OF Importance. Arrange
lnents were made for sending a dele
CATION to the next grand commanderv
niee.ing 10 be held in Cincinnati,
october IA. 1908. A committee COM
posed OF Dan Evans, M. b. Dicker-
son and James a. Knapp was named
70 arrange for the trim.
Arrangements were made for degree
work TO take place the cath and 3lst
|of this month.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
COMMENT or EEApiSo NEWsPA.
PEss ON Is Rely OF TOP.
icsT4E ia GOD

PhIIIadelphia Record.

philadelphia Record. ~ "a 4
Haywood was acquitted because
there was little evidence against him
apart from the testimony Of Orchard
and the jury was not wtllingto conytst
any man upon the testimony Of man
so absolutely devoid Of moral sense
as orhard's confession proved him
to be. The acqmttal is not a yIndi-
ivation of organized labor or even 81
communism or anarchy. for these
were not on trial. We trust that the
result Of the trial will have. some ec-
feet in abating the cry raised every
time man is tried for violence in
connection with labor conflicts that
3capitalistic society is waging war on
workingmen. No class of the com.
munlty is safer in the courts than the
workingmen.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

for y05, KID. oud there isn't q BIT 81
o show in the kind Of a life ! lead. I
never have been ip love with myself.
and only took TO Il IN the FIRST place
BECAUSE the defn happened to drive
ne hat w The Ldrd knows don't
want q lead any one else through
suel muck 81 i n i ~ r
The Iook 81 defiance faded slowly
OIL d her ice Is she STOOD sgayely
fegsfdine HIM me man vas ~ deads
.ly ssfnei and sbe tat the quiet JIM
.ststence 81 Els manner. s.s.l:
you bet Il you put It that way
she consented. simply, ''bnt ! reckon:
mat Mrs.. Herndon is likely toewish
.Ishada't:s
Together. yet scarcely exchanging
another word, the two retraeed. their
steps; sIogIyj down the steep trail lead
ing toward the little town in the yal.
ley. II.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

ton die out naturally, and SO he asked
a question. What is this Brant'doIng
at Bethuue? There is no cavalry sta
toned there" y
She danced up quickly, interested
BY theasudden change III his voice. 81
heard dad say he was Kept there on
some special detail. HIS, regiment is
stationed at Fort Lincoln, somewhere
farther north. He used to come down
and talk with dad evenings, because,
daddy saw. service in the Seventh
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
WOMAN WAITED
FOR HUSBAND 8: !.
pIrlAeLE CASE CALLED TO AT,
TENTIoN OF CHEF OF 20.
LICE AT HUNTINGTON.

HUNTINGTON, Aug. l:-Yesterday
evening at six O'clock at woman APP
perently twenty.three years Of age
carrying a few travelling parcels
altghteds from the car at the eoruer 5ct
Tenth street aud Third avenue where
she stood untils ten O'Clock Persons
sue thst l6railty motif Ehe. ~
inlan ind Wondered mt shs prolonged
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
New York Tribune.

The case against the federation Off
GERS labored under the handicap that
such wholesale and systematic crims
as 1t was sought to prove is hard to
believe. The testimony Of an accom-,
ypllce to such an array OF horrors re-
,quires strong corroboration. II 1t had
been sought to lay at the door Of the
federation the death Of one man. an
enemy of its policy. credence might
have been ready enough, for such VIC.
,lence is within the ordinary range Of
human experience. But this case call.
ed for belief in the murder of three
on four score and in organized assas-
sination, and the unusual number and
of the crimes made human
nature critical Of the proof. 1t is hard
enough. to account for one Orchard. but
to,be asked to believe in half a dozen
Orchards. all fortuitously associated,
rouses all a jury's innate skepticism.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
strikes eolnq Out q Fashion.

strikes Going Out " FasHiVH.
Chicago Journal.
The strike Is primitiye method Of
protest against grievances Of laborfng
men. but better method has not yet
been found land strikes will undoubt-
edIyaeontilue for q long time to come.
Nevertheless it appears that they are
being less and less frequently resort-
ed to In this country: in spite of the
fact that history shows employees VINO
struck have succeeded oftener than
they failed.
Statistics on this subject are not
available later than 1905. but in that
year there were fewer strikes and the
industries Of the United States suffer!
ed less from. them than for many
years previously. In 1905 .221,6Ss EN-
ployes were thrown out Of work by
2,07T strikes, undertaken by 176,SS7
strikers in 5000 establishments. and
lasting an average Of 90 days in each
establishment involved. The contrast
is striking with 1884. in which year
over 100000 employees were thrown
out Of work by 1,S4s strikes, undertake
en- by 5o4,0s4 strikers in 1886 estab-
lshments. and lasting an average Of
42 days in each establishment. In the
past IS years So per cent Of the strikes
were ordered by labor organizations,
and less than per cent. Of them were
settled by arbitration.
Whether the exceptional prosperity
the United States has been enjoying
lis responsible for the steady reduction
lin the number and extent Of strikes
is a matter that cannot be exactly de.
termined. but probably it isrnot for
1t is well known that strikes are usual
ly the accompaniment Of good times,
In hard times men will not strike, as
a rule. yaluing steady positions too
highly: whereas in prosperity, when
there is great demand for labor and q
man can find Job almost anywhere,
they are reckless and easily dtssatis-
fed.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

aguring the truth I'm 4 gambler.
something Of q fighter on the side, and
folks don't say anything too pleasing
about my peaceful disposition around
these settlements; ] haven't any home,
and mighty few friends, and the few,
1have got are nothing to boast about.
n reckon there's q cause for It an.
7 So, considering everything; I'm about
the poorest proposition: ever was heard
Of to start young ladies' seminary.
The. Lord knows, old ellis was bad
enough, but I'm, q damned sight worse.
Now, some woman has got to. take You
In hand, and I7reckon I've found the
right one.r
"Goin'eto get married, sob2"
mot this year; it's hardly become
so serious as that; but I'm going to
find you a good home here, and I'm
going to put up plenty Of stun, 80 that
they'll take care Of you all right and
proper" n
The dark eyes never Wayered as
they looked steadily into the gray
&ones, but the chin quIvered slightly.
II reckon I'd rather try It alone"
(, she announced stubbornly. Maybe /
might have stood II with you; Bob
Hampton, but a woman Is the limit"
Il expect It will go rather hard at
first Kid" he admitted crafty, "but
II think you might try Il q while Just to
sort Of please me-" -
"Who-who is she?" doubtfully.
"Mrs. Herndon, wife Of the super.
intendents of the. Golden. Rule.mine;;"
and he waved his hand toward the dis.
tant houses. They tell me she's q
mighty hne woman r
"oh, they do? Then somebody's.
been stirring you Up about. me, have
they2- I thought that was about the
way Of It. Somebody wants to reform
me, l reckon. Well, maybe ] won't be
reformed: Who WasSit, Bob?"
"The Presbyterian missionary he
confessed, reluctantly, e nervy little
chap named wynkoop; he game in to-
see me last night while you were
asleep" He faced her open scorn I'M
shrinkingiy, his mind fully decided,
and clinging to one thought with all
the tenacity Of his nature.
"Apreacher!" her voice vibrant with
derision. "a preacher! Well, Of all
things. Bob Hamptonl You led around
by the nose in tSat way! Did he want
-yos.to. hnnErme:to Sunday schori!=+A
spfsash Aud suppose ME tslloM
expects to turn me over to one Of his
flock for religious instruction. Hen
shayeyon, studying theology inside off
year. a preacher! Oh, Lord and yop
agreed! WellSI won't goigso thersis
as understand the AFFAIR" HanE
ton continued, as she paused for
breath, ut was Lieut.. Brant who Sug;
gested the tdesfof his coming TO me
9BFant knew fGtllis, a9dk remembered
you, and realizing your unpleasant sit
uatIon, thought such an arrangement
would be for your, benefit E ~
"Brant!" she burst forth In renewed
anger: he did, did bel The putty
faced dandy! ] used to see him e
4Bethu6e, saud you can bet he never
bothered his head about me then. No
and he didn't even know me out yon:
der, until after the sergeant spoke up;
What. business has that fellow got
planning what I shall do?"
Hampton made no attempt to an
swer. It was better toilet her indigna;
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
/ u UBLIC OPINION +

New York World.
Tie stat failed tos prove is case.
TheFs was plenty cf evidence that the
western Federation III Miners had
been Identified with the commission
If unspeakable crimes. Orchards nm.
'corroborated confession vas plausi-
BE III the main There was much cir
sumstantiai evidences to support ii in
part Yettit was not proved beyond i
reasonable doubt that Haywood had
whatever 70 do with the MUIR
der OF Governor steanenberg. The de-
fendant was not on trial for being an
undesirable citizen" but for having
been implicated in a conspiracy 10
murder the Governor Of Idaho.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
NOTICE..

All persons knowing themselves to
be indebted to the estate Of Thomas ].
starn, deceased or having accounts
against the said Thomas ]. starn es.
tate, will present the same to me for
settlement on or before the LIST day
Of October, 1907.
ELI WILSON,
Administrator.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

At Ball-why so pensive, Herr
Lieutenant
"Ah, frauIein, l am in a frtghtful
dilemma. II dance with the colonel's
fat wife tonight she will tread on my
corns, and II I don't dance with her
tonight the coolnel certainly will tread
on my corns tomorrow morning" =
Lustige Batter.
''1t's SO long since you called upon
me-" said the fair girl as she came
down to the young man in the parlor,
that was beginning to think you
we're forgetting me-
II am for getting you" replied the
ardent youth, and that's why I've call.
ed tonight. Can have yodg'-PHil-
ade1phfa Press.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

Tba aborh zion r. otten al'lei con
eafnIn1 nr. riedcFs two leading mcd-
Sirc9 s90|dan Medical Discovery and
sE'evorils Pros criptIon.
The t1swer Is tint Golden Nedlcnl
nisr6Tsrs IS a. most % Iant altefltlge1f
d-unfifief. and t6nic 81 my
rid 10 esp u fayorahlY "a 4 eufes
Tive ~ UPON al Tho mucous I'M
- 81 he aSal ID rs lrpa :,
m mi 4 4 io1fech. bowels and
h ~ n - 81 4 Iafils III q = o eataEss
~ n ~ - - lis n = 4 ectS tie
Z ilasSIg n, - f6A fi ~ lkfYn1. hFonsi
eiIia sfoI6a N - leatRf ~ n dyspepsIal,
hoWels / ~ NJ Soisl nj " bladder.
( 3 NJ ~ n q d III on M Ken n
~ kt6IlIe ~ 4 - m - n ~
H. teefionss IA m ~ stni IN ailect.
iiirt lsi,fssl ~ .
~ FST6rIka Pre- inlion Z n adEfae1
Tor tie una n sona eias soE diseas -
n M vf0a ~ 10 u /. d III all
;lffeFniaf ftIa{ fhcldert "a rlitffonlk ~ ~
EEboRefill Yef IFentlys GEfihg 3lNl AZ.
ihS toule and l. For s6ALt worm
out 0yeFsNnrlte women no mattel THAT
fhsS caused the break down, ! FayoEtte
ia busiding up tie strength, regulatins
~ Gs@an a IsslSa seai nG s
eondit ton q The whole systssa. ,,,s.,s,
siSis IN Ia Y 6fms,IS X ri edieinss and
quoting what scores 81 eminent ca, ., med
~ W. p6ysIcisas 81 sll tSs schools 81 prattIee
g guides in pEessrib say q sa asaII m
: Ths wos eh SrsISS bestowed on sthe
several ingredients entering into po s..aE
5a SEss ,So @ WeiEh. ghsts any amount 81
non professional testimonlals. h \ sss g
tS Ssh Ts saI sl tS sud Know whereof
they speak; " u. ~, =
.s S9.a M msEe enn.sI ~ ~ harmFSt RSbt
forming drugs, being composed q glyssEt I;
msdiel1a e forest oe Eo oIsnts H TSey are both
sold BY dealers in medicine. You ca can't y
t aoEe S - q II pown tcompcsiton,
any secret nostrqm.
ss ~ & E1e tsTs 8 es1y retss sSd Is
Vlgorste stomach. liver and bowels
her WAIT Finally after lingering at
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- t.l,.I aI nv -. Asaa!;,S J - hsr
sstorv sbe started 10 this city yester.
a.y ,no,r.rino n 5company with her hus.
hand id. Gr,s8tb. for 4 visit to a SIS;
ter vbo ives a The eastern section
IN the cttv The two boarded the car
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

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n II CAM be bosses in the same ranch. =
az ..,o6tadd ~. lii,nl conte,mptuouslyS
4 ~, ifns,ns sssrs hody taTtheys around a
nv 80 M. sItting .a.Isgy me .eoltrt
y, ~ c,,ssrs NJ dser p tSrnneh r. 4
s,,,S M, s,Ntox A. mere Mister Ron
~ fSs;sss.sr yor,rs & SrSnd and Won
s,sss ,tjs nfdn4 nnSerstand eIact.
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= ssr,dS,t' In + Irnn,5s vo,, svss a
49, ana . thad mann, didn't I
M ~, .nIsin enough out ,vonder,--
VI 80 ~, tsltstsd sIish,IvN.'inst
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s + ss q 'Sssrtyiz Il SI,cl With
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81 Icse i. underistaud what your little
lanIe is You. don't throw down your
hand me that without some reason
aampton al up. spuTred into in.
stant admiration BY such ihdepend-
Siilce Of Spifit 'tYou grow rather good.
boxing. KID, when 70 You get hot, but
yoS1i Eo Al things. falfeocked, and
4 yo5liliye rot To getioyer 1t. That's the
Whole trouble-you,ye never been
/. trained and I ,WvSocnidn make much Of
i ffal6aI fo z biehsstFunK fllysiike,
90: Ever remember your mother?'
3s mighty little: reckon she must
Ne died when / was, about liye Years.
old: rhat & her 4picturep 7 K
T4amptoh took In hisa handSth olds
ashi6ne6 sloSket she held Out toward
irn$ the loag schaiiisstfii clasped about
81 throat and prted open the stiff
cktchsWith his knife blade, She bent
down to fasten herr loosened Shoe,
4 q Ia swhef, Sferleyes wEere untitled his
sSe vas rtyeted upon the face in the
S lctire. 81 \ - : 81 Is f,.f ~,
aMiebty Y pir.ettfy, wasn't sheYn she
: asked With a sudden rirlisb interest.
sndine forward To look regardless of
ia strained attitude. saAbd sheswS1
bfettier than mat even. the way Z
rena,ember her best with her hair all
anging down coming to tuck me into
"A n ntf6t someway that's how /
4 lWays seem 10 see her"
The, man. drew deem breath and
hafpbed shut the locket vet stili re.
Mined Il in his hand Isis she
Ks d eadP, he questioned, and his voice
"a embed in spite Of his steel nerves :.
Il ayes; IN St. Louiss dad took me
there With him, two years ago, and l
4 saws her erayer
apAdY n Won mean old c,usq
n She nodded berinnin, Stmiv "a wor.
n 4 q why he shonId sneak 90 ferceIv
J IN, &c. - ~" pt &C.. 80 s, 80
NY -Au 1G4t0 AZ ueI III IuhI Uuu way
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

Life remarked the man who com.
ments on things, lis Just what wo
make It,"
( (which goes to show" replied Sen
ator Badger shat you never tried to
run for Office and placed yourself in
the hands Of your riends.H-Mtlwau-
kee Sentinel.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
IN THE BEST OF HuMoR.

Knicker-That button is still of.
Mrs. Knicker-certainly; am econ
on thread.-New York Sun.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
5P9hlladglbals ]InqaLgsrsl al a

Philadslbpts fnqutrers ab q
The aeaql4al 81 Haywood at Boise
is not. under the circumstances, sur
.prising, The chief testimony was2by
man who admitted so many revolving
mlsdeeds that many thought he was
actuated by sheer bravado in making
himself out the greatest criminal
alive. that he could not possibly have
committed all the murders which he
SO smiItngly admitted. The value of
his evidence depended on corrobora.
ton, and, though there was more OF
less of this. it was generally OF an in.
direct sort.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

The Traitor by Thos. Dixon, Jr., on
sale July sOth. Leave your 'order at
Globe BOOB STORE. | " ~ =
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

81 can't be replied. "E have made
s-yow.neyer to. repeat motherln;laE
.jose. Chicago .Record-Herald.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

Miss scads, cannot live without
you sas9
"Bosh!"
AT least not in the style to which
il have been accustomed" -washing'
ton HeFald.
/ Her husband during the spa0 =
Don't you think for minute that you
can impose on me. There are no fools
in our family.
His wIfe-why, john, you forget
yourself! Chicago News
Mr.. Jolly-There's one thing l Ike
about Miss Barker, She never talks
about anybody
Miss sneerwell- No, indeed. She
spends all her time talking about her.
Smart Set
98ut what isiyoa objection 70 him.
dads You were young goarsef once,
remember
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

Mamma-You must staysin the nurs.
cry on rainy days.
Elsie But, mamma, I'm not painted.
Transit andc Tales, FL
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01
EAlRMoNr ICE AND FUEL co,

NJ. NJ. Foster, Manager.
omce-Room 2Os Masonic Temple
Phones-F. and NJ. 3ss; Bell, 1888
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

e..
81 know, my dear, know. Do not
remind me of the fact. 1t was then
met your mother."-Ally sloper.
: :Your wife needs exercise; she sits
still too much"
f "1'u get her a silk skirt"
'How will that help"
"shell keep moving SO as to make
1t rustic. Houston Post,
He-so you persisted in breaking OF
the engagement?
she-Most decidedly. What do you
take me for?
He-oh, about 40, Better think it
over; it may be your last chance. -
Harper's Weekly.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

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The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-08-01

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Staunton spectator and vindicator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1896-1916, 1907-03-15
Bill Nye's Cow.

Bill Nye, the humorist, once had a
COW to sell, the story goes. and adver-
tised her as follows: "Owing to nv i'll
health, l will sell at my residence, in
township 10, range 1S. according to the
government survey. one plush rasp-
berry COW, aged eight years. She is OF
undaunted courage and gives milk
frequently. To man who does not
fear death in any form she would be q
great boon. She is very much attached
to her present home with stay chain.
but she will be sold to any one who
will agree to treat her right. She is
one-fourth shorthorn and three fourtbs
hyena. l will also throw in a double.
barrel shotgun, which goes with her.
In May she usually goes away for a
week or two and returns with a tall.
red calf with wobbly legs. Her name
is Rose. I would rather sell her to a
nonresident. -Batten's Wedge.