Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-02-24

| out tn wurrud land" as unconstitutional,
unprofssyonal, an conthry to tn laws Nv
evidence My Gawd, has my clint no
rights in this coort?' says tn other law
yer. 'Ye bet he has, says tn coort. Wen
sthrike out tn wurrud "and,' but we'll
substichoot tn more proper wurrud "aloof-
| ness."'
Did We see tn pris'ner afther his ar
| rest? I did, Where In tn papers,
| What was he doin'?' His back was
| TURNED What did that indicate to YEP
| That he had been sufferin' firm a variety
iv tomaine excelsis-' Greek wurruds,
| says tn coort. Latin an Creek says tn
expert Proceed says tn coort. come
to tn conclusion, says tn expert, that tn
man. when he hooked TIL watch, was suf-
| ferin' firm a sudden tempest in his head,
| a sudden explosion as it were, sudden I
dont-knowwhat-th -divvle-it-was, that kind
| iv whit off in his chimbley, like a storm at
sea- Was he in amy way bug befure TIL
| crime?' Not bit. He suffered firm warts
whin boy, which sometimes leads to bo-
| zimbral ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, or
what TIL Germans call tantrums, but me
| gin'rall conclusion was that he was per-
| fectly sane all his life till this minnyit, an
| that so much sanity whit to his head an
| blew tn cover Off.
Has he been sane liver since?' says the
| lawyer. 'Ye'd betther have a care how We
answer that question, me boy says the
| pris' ner, carelessly jingling TIL loose change
in his pocket. 'Sane?' says tn expert.
Well, 1 should think he was Why, can
hardly imagine how he stayed feather-head-
ed long enough to take TIL gillan's joolry.
Sane, says We? 1 don't mean amy dsre-
spect to tn coort or tn bar but if We GIN
tlemen had half as much good brains in
yeer head as he has, me distinguished
frind, ye'd not be wastin' ye'er time her.
There amt a man in this country tn akel
iv this great man. Talk about Danl Web
ster. He was idyot compared with this
joynt inteleck No, sir; he's a fine, thought
full, able magnificent specimen iv man an
has been liver since between twelve four
an twelve-four- an -a-half that fatal
night An good fellow at that
"'What dye propose to do to stand this
here testimony off? says the judge. I pro-
pose says tn states attorney, to prove
be some rae experts men who have earned
their regulations be testifying eight ways
fir m tn jack in a dozen criminal cases. that
SO far fr m bein insane on this particular
night, this tn Ony time that he was
perfectly sane oh, look here, judge,
says "a Lady of the Daily Fluff, this
here has come far enough. Tn mans not
guilty, an if ye don't want a few remarks
| printed about We thatll do we no good yen
| let him off Don't pay any :attintion to
what she says. Fifty says another lady.
! Her decayed newspaper has no more cir
| cula ton thin cucumber. We expict ye to
! follow TIL instructions printed in our val
| liable Journal this mornin'.'
''Sir, says a tall man risin' in his place,
| the notorious shepherd iv that name? TIL
same, says tn RiErend Jubb. That lowly
| worker in tn vineyard iv TIL Lord VINO
| astonished tn wurruld be atm glass in tn
| pulpit an havin' tn Bible tattooed him.
| l wish tn privilege iv standin' on me head
| an playin' "A Charge to Keep 1 Have" on
! tn accorieen with me feet Granted says
tn coort. L will now charge tn jury as to
| tn law an tn fact. 1 am all mixed up on
| tn law; tn fact is there's a mob outside
waitin' to lynch ye if We don't do what it
| wants. Til coort will now adjourn be tn
| back dure.' Where's tn pris ner?' says
tn expert. He has gone to address a
mothers meetrn', says tn clerk. Thin
must be goin', too says tn expert. An
there we ar-re.'
I'm glad that fellow got me off, said
Mr. Hennessy; but thin experts ar-re
bad lot. What's tn difference between that
kind iv tistymony an perjury?'
Eye pay yeer money an take ye'er
choice" said Mr. Dooley.