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Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
of mind.

"If you have anything to say befon
we string you up" said the leader of thu
band of regulators. well allow you tint
enough to say it"
Gentlemen responded the condemned
horse thief, with emotion, Il thank you
I lave nothing of a personal nature ts
offer, but l feel that cannot allow this
solemn occasion to pass without making
a few remarks on the child labor bill. In
the first place
But he went 10 further. His audience
had disappeared.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
MORAL

Do not sign a friends bond, and
when you require a bond, buy 1t.
Write for particulars or e our agent
at the County Seat.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
a MID-w1NTER VERDICT.
ssBrlEht sunshine All winter' IL
what = western ana Lady

ssBrIEht sunshine All winter" IL
what = Western Canada Lady
Says.
Maidstone. Sask., Canada,
Feb. A, 1907.
e, j.. Broughton, Esq, Canadian Gov
eminent Agent, Chicago, ILL.,:
Dear Sir-Being 80 well pleased with
Canada we wish my father and brother
to come here. Will you please send
them reading matter on Canada?
We have been here nearly a year and
are delighted with this country. We
have lived In Illinois, Iowa, and Michi-
gan and we md Canada away ahead OF
any Of them. We have had bright sun
shine all winter 30 far, only two nice
easy snow storms. If 1t was not all
.right you know / would not want my
father and brother to com here, but
.we think 1t Is grand.
Yours truly,
isned MRS. ED. TROUPE.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
Inst the Richt Time.

Stubb-I wonder why the President
selected June to admit Oklahoma and
Indiar Territory as n State.
Penn-Because June is a great month
for making two one
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
WYE ISSUE SURETY BONDS.

The Title Guaranty & Surety Com
pany, Home Office, Scranton, Pa, Cap
ita1 and Surplus over 100000.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
Five Years Later.

1t is all over, Mary, I must pay
John Browns bond, which will take
every dollar I own and o and / will
lave to go to the poor house.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15

a census Of the vehicles passing over
$Eondon bridge was taken recently for sew
sSn days. The number Of vehicles was
f1Qk87S.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
~No~NO~0~~

Ohio, the inhabitants of which con
Lder themselves one Of the most en-
lightened communities in the world,
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
or the Conventional rype.

OF the Conventional type.
Anything peculiar about these peopl.
that nave Just moved into the house next
door to you, Mrs. Crosswayg"
NO; there's nothing unusual about
them. They've borrowed a step ladder
and a tack hammer. and turned thelf
children loose in our back yard
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
SAVE Us FROM OUR FRIENDS.

Mary, I have sold the farm for
$4,000, and we will now move to the
city and enjoy the balance Of our life
in comfort.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
New Wheat Growing Territory

has been made accessible to markets by
pushed forward so vigorously by the three
great railway companies.
For literature and particulars address tn.
Superintendent of Immigration, Ottawa, Canada.
Or the authorized Canadian Government agent.
w. D. Scott, Superintendent of immigration.
Ottawa, Canada. or E. T. Holmes, 3I5 Jackson
ST., 81. Faul, MINI, and J. M. MacLachlan, Box
I1o. Watertown, So. Dakota. Authorized Govern
ment Agents.
Please say whore you saw this advertisement.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15

of Hawaii and also to ex-Queen Liliuo-
kalani. His wife Is a princess in her
own right, being the daughter of the
chief of Maui.
-
Senior Ramon Pima y Mallet, who
has been named as Spanish minister to
the United States, is a well-known dip
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
Alcohol BEST Motor Fuel.

land. His farm Is one Of the most com
pletely equipped in that country.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15

appointed to the Washington mission,
but who never presented his creden-
tials, will be transferred to the Mexi-
can capital as Spanish representative
in the republic.
Frank NJ. Nye, Congressman-elect
from Minnesota, is a brother of
the late Bill Nye, one Of the most
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
The Foxy Wooer

"Why were you in such a hurry to pici
up nv glove when I dropped it?'
II thought there might be something il
it for me, some time.'-Cleveland Leader
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
~ Positive
CURE
EI's Cream Balm

u QutCNIy nUoOrUOos
eises Relief = Once
II c~leanses, soothes
heals and protects
tho diseased meme
'brane. Il cures o.
.tarrh and drives
. Cold n the
Head quickly. Re-
stores the Senses OF
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15

schools Of the state. Mr.. Nye removed
to Minneapolis in 1886. He has been
engaged in the practice Of law for
twenty-eight years and has achieved
much reputation in his profession.
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
cAIARRn

Taste and Smell. Full size 80 cts, at d. az.
.Gists or BY mail Trial Size 10 cts. by mail
Ely Brothers, Sc Warren Street. New York
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15

Queen Charlotte Of Wurtemberg ia
a recent convert to Christian Science.
Before her marriage to the King of
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15

The gut is from the most recent
photograph Of Paderewski, the famous
Polish pianist. NJ. Paderewski Is an
Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-03-15
%& e.; i; $::r
Nh Hard Wheat

(63 Pounds 10 the bu9heD
Are situated in the Canadian West where
Homesteads of 100 acres can be obtained
free by every settler willing and able to
comply with the Homestead Regulations:
During the present year a large portion OF
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Largest Newspaper Office.

Which is the largest newspa-
per office in the world ?'' asks a
contemporary American natur-
ally claims that the New York
Times building, with it's 81
stories and an area of 116, $40
square feet, holds the record.
This, however, is no longer the
case The magnificent edifce
recently built for the production
of The Scotchman Edinburgh
puts the former building com
pletely in the shade, for, although
it can only boast of ID stories,
yet it possesses an area of 261,-
1877 square feet. This building
is more than twice the size of
that of the New York Times
The Caxton Magazine.
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Little Of Everything.

There are two kinds of widows
the bereaved and the relieved.
My late husband" has very
different meaning when the term
is used by a wife. instead of
widow.
Sunday School Superintend-
ent: Who led the children of
Isreal into Canaans VIII one of
the smaller boys answer 20
No reply
superintendent somewhat
sternly. "Can no one tell? Little
boy on that seat next to the aisle,
who led the children into Ca
naan ??''
Little boy BADLY frightened):
It wasn't me. II just moved
yere last week FIN Mizzoury."
Among the countless parodies
of Hiawatha,' there is one
which cleverly burlesques the
pathological license of the poet:
He killed the noble Mudjokivis,
With the skin he made him nit
tens,
Made them with the fur side
inside;
Made them with the skin side
outside;
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside,
That's why he put the fur side
inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside out
side. @Bookman.
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IT'S POOR POLICY

To carefully observe all other
rules of hygiene and not pay any
attention to your teeth. Seventy
per cent of the poor health of
American people is caused by
bad teeth. Why don't you have
yours fixed now before it is too
late. DIR. M. F. Toler, dentist,
of Ellis Kansas will be in Wa
Keeney, Wednesday and Thurs
day March 20 and 21st. Office
over Porter's restaurant.
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Locust Club.

The Locust club met last Fri
day with Mrs. Swiggett to dis
cuss 1.-THE Indian as He Appears
in American Literature.
Mrs Gleason wrote quite a
full list of Indian characters in
American literature
Although Mrs. Givler has been
away, she has faithfully prepar-
ed her papers, this one being an
optimistic write up of His Edu-
cational Progress
A review of Cooper's master
piece was read by Mrs. Blair,
followed by Mrs. Poffenberger
recounting some of the mystical
legends in our literature. Mrs.
Hays brought an interesting
magazine article telling of Grow
Indian agricultural fair.
After a brief business session
the meeting adjourned for bit
of sociability.
Our hostess treated us to a
well appreciated luncheon deftly
served by Misses Swiggett and
Glenn.
Mesdames Retain and hubert
and Mr.. Swiggett were welcome
guests
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16

It's pretty soft for the motor
mamie rides the whole
day long,
With nothing to do but start the
car and tap warning
gong.
The rest of us have to pay cents
. whenever we want to ride;
Lacking the face, we must use
Shank's mare when we do
our homeward glide.
It's pretty soft for the doctor,
who deals in human ills;
Though at 2 a. m. he must leave
his bed, armed with a box
of pills.
At times he must face the win
terry wind that stingeth
like knout,
But the rest of US have to take
the dope the doctor dishes
out.
It's pretty soft for the lawyer,
who labors over his brief
And prays to the court that his
client be granted said
relief.
He mustread thousand volumes
all bound in musty calf,
But the rest of us, when we
break our legs, must give
the lawyer half.
It's pretty soft for the hod-car-
rier-he fills his bod with
brick,
And bears it up the ladder-it s
easy to learn the trick,
He climbs to the top of the build
ing, where all is mortar
and muss,
But most of the bricks get
loosened and fall on the
rest of us
Let US gather around the table,
while our hearts with envy
throb,
And drain a flask to the easiest
task-The Other Fellow S
Job New York American.
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YOUR IEEIM

require the careful attention of a
skillful dentist, your good health
depends in large measure on
the condition of your teeth Why
not have your teeth put in first
class shape by a careful ex-
perienced dental operator. Dr.
NJ F. Toler, dentist of Ellis, Kan
sas win be in Wa-Keeney, We'd
nesday and Thursday, March
10th and 21st at DIR. Woodworth' S
office over Porter's restaurant.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16
EARf HARNE1'
FOR FARM WORK

the very strongest kind of har-
ness is required. You need har-
ness you can depend upon in
such work.
WE HAVE FARM HARNESS
that is as strong as it is possible
to make it. Well fitting and com
Portable for the horse too. Every
set is guaranteed to give all the
service you could ask of it.
Cheap, too, especially when the
quality is considered
For Sale by A. B. JONES.
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COIlyer PiCkupS.

John Hladek is moving to
town from his farm.
Albert Smiths baby is suffer
ing with eczema,
Polkovsky Brothers are build
ing a new granary west of town.
There~are several young men
in this town putting up new
buildings We wonder what it
means.
Miss Bessie Polkovsly return
ed from Denver last Monday
morning. Miss Bessie left Denver
on account of poor health. She
was sick nine weeks. We are
all glad to see her return and
that she is getting better.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16
i III KIDNEYS MIKE WEAK BODIES.
Kid Diseases Cause Half the Com
Htog echeS and His of Humanity.

Htoc 2ches and Ills of Humanity
AS one weak link weakens a
chain, so weak kidneys weaken
the whole body and hasten the
final breaking-down-
Overwork, strains, colds and
other causes injure the kidneys,
and when their activity is lessen
ed the whole body suffers from
the excess of uric poison circu-
lated in the blood
Aches and pains and languor
and urinary ills come, and there
is an ever-increasing tendency
towards diabetes and fatal
Bright's disease. There is no
real help for the sufferer except
kidney help.
Doan's Kidney Pills act direct
ly on the kidneys and cure every
kidney ill. The cures are the
proof
w. A. Tracy, printer, living at
1923 julie street, ST. Joseph, Mo,
says: For eight or ten years 1
suffered at times severely with
pain in my back, and although 1
used doctors prescriptions and
various advertised remedies, re
ceived little relief. 1 scarcely
knew what it was to be without a
plaster on my back, and at night,
after standing all day at my
work, my suffering was always
worse. AS Doan's Kidney Pills
were advertised and recommend
ed by people right here at home,
I procured box and obtained
such relief that kept on using
the remedy until all the pain and
lameness in my back had left me.
l soon felt as strong and well as
[ ever did I was so surprised
with the results obtained that |
advising the use of DOan'S Kid
ney Pills by kidney sufferers
During the six years that have
elapsed / have had no indication
of a return of the trouble, except
when cold settled in my back,
or feel slightly tired or lame in
the back, and then [ take a few
doses of Doan's Kidney Pills and
the trouble is always removed.
I am pleased to re-indorse Doans'
Kidney Pills.
For sale by all dealers. Price,
! so cents. Foster Milburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y, sole agents for
the United States
Remember the name-Doan's
and take no other.
Yarn, with powdered stone,
can cut a steel bar. Major Nc
Clauglffy, warden of the federal
penitentiary at Fort Leaven-
worth, Kansas once found a
prisoner who was supposed to be
pounding stone working away at
one of the bars to an outside
window. The man was induced
to give demonstration. A graf
ing of the same description was
placed in his cell and a guard
stationed over him to watch the
cutting process. With the lime
stone dust and silicate from the
stone pile the yarn from his sock
and little water this man cut
the bessemer steel bar in eigh-
teen working hours. With some
fine emery, chalk line and two
wooden handholds to save his
| fingers he made the other clean
cut of the besserner bar in five
hours.
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A Good WAY To Win.

He: mo wonder Yale lost the
BOAT race, Harvard put some
thing in the water to prevent her
winning"
She: 20, wasn't that mean?
What did they put in?"
He: Oars. Boston Trans
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16

gTde public speaking depart
snent of the western state Nor
mai school at Hays is now max
ing elaborate preparations for
the animal spring play to be
given April A, 5, and 6. 1t is
customary for the students of
Dr9tory TO prepare each year a
Shakespeare play and present it
IN costume, with appropriate
scenery. Last. year the Merchant
of Venice was given and the
public received it so cordially
that the management decided to
east for this year, AS You Like
It. Expensive scenery has
been ordered especially for this
production and everything is be-
ing done to make the entertain
ment this year the best yet given.
Seats may be ordered by mail
from e. b. Matthew, Dept, Pub.
Speaking, western state Normal
school, Hays, Kans., at the popu-
lar price, SO cents. Special at
tention will be given to out of
town orders.
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z y 81 - &
Kansas City Stock Yards, March
IL, 1907.
The general cattle market adj |
vanced 10 to 20 cents last week
Sales of steers today are 10 to Is
cents below yesterday, and the
market yesterday was steady to
10 lower than the close of last
week A heavy run at Chicago
yesterday gave the week bad
start at all points, and the supply
of IL, 900 head here today still
further puts the situation into
the hands of the buyers. The
demand from consumers is not
crippled in any way, as shown by
the advance in prices made last
week in the face of receipts that
were heavier than during the
same week last year, but the
break is simply the result of I'M
precedented heavy marketing
for the month of March. The
heaviest supply of cattle ever re-
ceived here any day in March
previous to today was Il, 800 cat
tie, which arrived exactly fifty
two weeks ago today Top price
today was $685., paid for prime
1900 pound beeves, the best cat
tie that have been here in sever
al weeks. Good to choice steers
sold today at $3.50 to Sc. Is, bulk
of steers $3.50 to $500 Cows,
heifers and butcher stock gener-
ally have been holding up strong,
but are lower this week along
with all other kinds, cows selling
ing at $3.50 to 81. so, heifers
So. 25 to 1915 to 1925, bulls
$40 to $4.25, calves 25 to so
cents lower this week at $500 to
500. Stock cattle have been
declining since the middle of
last week, now standing % to 40
cents below the high time, at
3d. go to $475, while feeders have
held up steady till today, when
they declined 10 cents, sales
ranging from 81 5 to $500.
Hogs are receiving some hard
knocks lately, the packers hav-
ing made the most effective fight
of the winter for lower prices
during the last week. Market
was off 5 to 10 cents yesterday,
and the same rule applies today,
top SGT 12, bulk of sales S6.67
to 1878. Medium and heavy
weights got most of the decline
today. Receipts are not as heavy
as a short time ago, run 5000
today.
The supply of sheep and lambs
was liberal, at 1900 head last
week, and prices advanced 10 to
Is cents during the week. Small
er runs this week, 1000 here to-
day, have resulted in another adj
vance, although buyers are not
very anxious for the medium
quality stuff that makes up most
of the supply today, weighing IS
pound, top yearlings today $685.,
ewes $500. Light weight lambs
sold to go on feed today at 81. 10,
wethers quotable up to $3.50.
J. A. RICKART,
L. S. Correspondent.
Get Verbecks & Lucas prices
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Horse Sale.

win conduct horse sale at
tee Red Front Barn in
WA-KEEiNEY, KANSAS,
on
SATURDAY, MARCH 81, 1907,
commencing at 10 o'clock p. M.
All parties having horses to sell
are requested to bring them in.
M. w. MASON,
Auctioneer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16

Now is the time to paint that
house, and Mound City strictly
pure paint is the best to use.
Verbeck & Lucas sell it.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16
Virtues Of Salt.

Common ordinary table salt
has many virtues 1t is one of
the best cleaners for the teeth
and gums. It is good for dys-
pepsia, it is excellent for the
skin, and disinfects wounds and
sores. It relieves pain caused
by bee stings and spider bites.
Land is greatly enriched and
grass is made to grow by sprink-
ling salt on the ground Salt
used when sweeping carpets
freshens them and keeps out
moths. 1t will put out fire in
the chimney, as well as revive a
coal fire. Salt in the oven under
baking tins prevent scorching on
the bottom Salt put on ink
spots when freshly made will re
move them Salt in water will
refreshen cut flowers, and as a
head wash win prevent the hair
from falling.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16

Get Verbecks & Lucas prices
on lumber, coal, stoves, paints,
varnishes and building material
They will save you money.
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We Learn By Experience.

We learn to do by doing"
Thus does the adage run;
But in my view
We learn to do
More oft by being DONE
Boston Transcript.
See Mrs. Moore's spring
goods.
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DIR. Thomas Electric Oil is the
best remedy for that often fatal
disease Has been used
with success in our family for
eight years-@Mrs- l. Whiteacre,
Buffalo, N. Y
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airs steinberser's recital given Saturday.
Il; rch 1897
Mss Agnes Pofenberger.
study ...-...., -. ..-..-.---....- .Matthe VS.
Master Walter Krhut.
= gs3a waltz -----.------- Streabog
Miss Anna Hastings.
: OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES .Matthe VS.
MISS Florence Beatty.
spinning s-ong---------. Ellineureich
Miss Eva Philbrook.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16

For good sales, good service:
prompt returns, ship your
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-03-16

Do you want loan? Do you
want to sell your land 7? Do you
want to buy land at a bargain ?
Call on John A Nelson, Wa
Keeney, Kans
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GEORGE R. BARSE

GEORGE r. BARSE
Live Stock Commission Co.,
Kansas City, Mo-, National Stock
Yards, ILL.,, Fort Worth, Texas
Our business has increased 30
per cent the past year in Kansas
City. We make no loans. Merit,
not money, has made this in
crease. Send US a trial ship
ment and we know you will come
again. Write us for market in
formation. Describe your stock,
we will tell you what it's worth
here Ship us your stock, we
will get you it's worth
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HELLO |! !!
Auctioneer

lisst week j. FL. Wood the
gnstliag real estate man sold to
parties from Nebraska, the Jim
Y08tla place, the Decker place
and fhe west half of 5-1325, and
fhe northeast of 13-13-25, to
parties in Illinois. He also sold
fine farm near Ellis to man
from Toledo, Ohio. If you want
to sell your land see Wood. He
viii sell it for you and if you
want to buy he has what you
want. Wood pays RAILROAD
fsStsse. if you buy of him.
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A fiy and a flea in a aue
were imprisoned. Now what
could they do?
Said the fly: LET us fee 20
Let US fy," said the flea
So they flew through a few in
the due.
Puck.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-09-20

be delivered immediately. She did not stop with ordering cigars for the gentleman, but called up large num- Der of laundries and left orders for them to send to MT. Harper for clothes that needed to be washed.
 Among the firms that sen; cigars. as requested by the mysterious fe- male, was that of Anthony Schwamm City Fire Commissioner The order in this case was for 150 cigars. The bill for these was for SIP. Tc make sure that the cigars would be deliv- cred as requested, the woman called MT. Schwamm' place of business a second time, and asked if the would be delivered immediately without fail In this case, as in others, Mir. Harper was compelled to admit that he was the victim of practical joke, and de- clined to pay for the goods.
 Commissioner Schwamm was curi- ous to know if he was the only person to be responding to fake orders for cigars, so called up a number of oth- CT firms and learned that they also had been fooled.