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The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21

Give us the opportunity
and we will convince you that
whether the goods you want
are to furnish the home,
clothe the back, or feed tn
stomach, they can be bought
in this store at percentage
in your favor over sending to
to the cities. What you buy
here is backed up and guar
anteed by your home mer-
chant.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
Thompson Brothers
Badly Mixed up.

abraham Brown. of Winterton, n Y.
mad very remarkable experience; he
says; Doctors got badly mixed M over
me; one said heart disease; two called il
kidney trouble; the fourth, blood poison.
and the fifth stomach and liver trouble
but none ofthem helped me; 80 my wife ad
vised trying Electric Bitters. which are
restoring me to perfect health. One bottI
did me more good than all the five doctors
prescribed. Guaranteed to cure blood
POISON, Weakness and all stomach. liver
ana kidney complaints by FuDderbuik
Pharmacy. soc.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21

"T" is an innocent
letter, but it is always
in trouble.
Real economy is the
most beautiful word in
the dictionary. Do
your trading with
Thompson Bros.
Good straight Flour
$3.50 a sack.
Alasting and profit
able business is built
upon the foundation
of truth and fairness.
To know a ''good
thing" is to be only
half wise. To know
it and use it is true
wisdom. Make your
purchases of Thomp-
son Bros.
High grade Patent
Flour $2.75 per sack.
Life is a sequence
this happened today
because you did that
yesterday. Tomorrow
will be the result of
today.
Don't be so unfair
to yourself as to buy
before looking over
our stock. Remember
the bank will. not ac-
cept excuses to be de-
posted to your credit.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21

We believe in friendly
competiotion, and therefore,
even if you are trading else
where, do not hesitate to
come in and get posted by
inspecting our goods. Here
you will find Holiday Pres
ents, Birthday and Wedding
Gifts, ideas wrought into
things to please and amuse;
novelties attractive and in
expensive; a splendid stock
of Jewelry, inclnding many
articles of value as we'll as
those of medium and low
price.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
Passed Examlna ton Successfully
Aunt Mary.

Jam es Donahue, New Britain, Conn.
Prites II tiied several kidney remedies,
and was treated 10y our best physicians for
diabetes, but did not improve until took
foley'S Kidney ure After the second
bottle | showed Improvement. and five
bottles cured NE completely. have sin ce
passed n ilgid examination for life insur-
ance foIeys Kidney Cure cures back
ache aud al forms of kidney and blad d er
trouble" Funderburk Pharmacy.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
Agricultural Department,

picks, postcard albums with the
flexible bscKs, and | came across
a few bound books at ten cents
each. The binding and paper we're
ordinary Of course, but the type
was good sized, aud 10 the lover of
books who possesses few only
a gift of this kind will not be en-
tirely unwelcome.
For children there were numer.
Gus things. The toys made of
iron pleased me particularly be-
cause of their durability. Small
iron carts drawn by dogs, horses
and donkeys, little iron banks
in the shape of policemen,
Cbinamen, Brownies, etc, dear
little fa'-irons of different sizes
with the stands, tiny iron coal
Scuttles with shovels, small tools
and garden implements, horus
of different styles and sizes, book
straps, pairs OF reins, small wash
tubs about the size of a break
fast plate with the wash-board +,
and dolls every where. When the
giver can afford the time 10
make "sure enough" clothes
that may be put on and off, to
accompany the gift of the doll ,
such present is unequaled for q
little girl, and an ordinary doll +,
such as may be purchased for 10,
15, or rs cents, with the real
clothes, is preferred by the aver
age little girl, rich or poor, to
the large expensive doll
with the "sewed-on" clothes
Doll furniture in abundance at
zen cents per article, doll castors
and doll knives and forks, well
mode andofsutfici cisnt siz to bring
delight to any little tot Of house
vie dogs, rabbits, etc., made OF
ilannelette and we'll stuffed; rub
ber balls, of different sizes and
bright colors, rattIes, made Of
cel.uioid, which, by the way, are
preferable to the rubber on ac-
count Of the pr2clioitv O, the
ordinary child or p acing every
thing N us mouth, etc.
Numerous other attractive ar
ticies suitable for old and young
were to be seen, but | think thal
[ have enumerated sufficiently to
establish the wide scope OF the
purchasing power Of the small
silver dime.
Aunt Mary.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
& Dnngerons Deadlock,

shat sometimes terminates fatally, is the
stoppage OF liver and bowel functions To
quickly end this condition without dis
agreeable sensations, DR. Kings New Life
Pills should always be your remedy.
Guaranteed absolutely satisfactory in
every case or money back at Fnnderburk
Pharmacy, 25c.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21

Millions Of bottles of Foley's Honey and
Tar hav- been sold without any person
even having experienced any other than
beneficial results from its use for coughs
colds aud lung troubles. This is because
the genuine Foley's Honey and Tar in the
yellow package contains no opiates or 9TH
er harmful drugs. Guard vour health hv
refusing any but the genuine.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
LEST ye Forget"

I'll tell it again. | keep on
tap at all times Harris Lithia,
Glenn Springs and Piedmont
Springs water and you can get
from a small glass to a Is gal
lon carboy at any time. Also,
| receive three shipments each
week of the finest Norfolk
Oysters that can be had.
John W. Elliott.
Crescent Restaurant.)
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
WE ARE FL RE

Evaporated Apples,
finest quality IL 172c
per pound
People who never
ask any questians new
er learn very much.
Suggestion rules the
world, Sc tell yourself
the truth about Thom-
pson Brothers store.
1t is the best place to
trade.
Competition gives
us a spirit of spunk
and hustle that makes
the day too short for
our purpose.
New York State
Cream Cheese II 1-2c
per pound.
Innubators were not
invented to give the
the hens more hours
of leisure but to ena-
BILE them to keep on
laying eggs.
The man who has
the courage to tell the
truth usually has the
bravery to defend it.
Time is always too
short to the people
who improve it.
Progressiveness is
looking forward intel
ligently, looking with
in critically, and NOV
ing on necessarily.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
GOLD DOLLARS
Can't be had for Fifty Cents
NEITHER

Can $3.50 Pianos be sold for $500
WE HAVE no iicticious prices on
Pianos.
CAN SELL good pianos for $3.50,
which are far superior to some adver-
tised as $3.50 pianos. Special offer $500.
Our "a years of honest dealings here
is our guarantee.
If you desire reliable Pianos and
Organs, write us for catalOgs, prices
and terms.
Malone's Music House,
COLUMBIA, :. G.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
Gifts You Can Buy With a
Dime.
A Variety of inexpensive but
Pretty and Very Appro-
pirate Articles for Holiday
Giving.
The Progressive Farmer.


present. but there are many de
sirable little remembrances to
be purchased for that small
sum.
A STROLL through several stores
recently brought the following
articles to nv attention. costing
only ten cents. Dainty baskets
in square, oblong and heart
shapes in different colorings
were in abundance. When lin
ed with any pretty material that
may be on hand, aud ornamented
by a small Low on the lid one
makes lovely gilt for a girl
friend. Different shaped and
colored pin-cushions, to become
beautiful as we'll as useful addi
tions to ones bureau when GOV
cred by bits OF lace or muslin
and tiny little bows of narrow
ribbon, were to be seen. A pair
Of garters to be made from ruff
fed elastic, ten cents per yard,
finished with dainty little bows,
always proves an acceptable gilt.
Sufficient ribbon and pins may be
purchased for ten cents 10 make
one of those useful contrivanceS
called pin leahet. These are
very easily made. Take half
yard of ribbon, fold in the mid
die with leaf of flannel or fan
nelette between, ON which pin
several safely pins Of different
sizes. and tie the who,e with
small bow. Colored headed pics
may take the place OF he safety
pins. These little rin-leah a's
are easily rolled up and so come
in particularly handy tor placing
In the travelling bag.
In looking over a collection Of
framed pictures (small ones) |
came across several frames worth
having, but the pictures in The
frames were very poor. The un-
desirable picture is easily remov-
ed and an attractive one cut from
magazine put IN its place
there are now so many pictures
appearing in the magazines
worthy of preservation. And
there were pretty turn over col
lars, yelling sufficient for a short
veil, both white and colored
cuching in neck lengths, which
one could beautify and irdivid
ualize by embroidering an I'M
tial in the corner, or ii the hand
kerchief be small enough an
edging of pretty lace whipped
on would add greatly TO It's at
tractiveness. Be sure that tie
handkerchief is not too large, for
lace trimmed handkerchief should
always be daintily small.
There were back combs and
side-combs for the hair, atirac-
tive because of good shapes and
absence of cheap ornamentation.
Small purses of good leather with
good clasps, japanese fans, dainty
cravats( (butterfly bow0to he worn
with the stiff linen turnover now
II Ne a | Z
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup, the new
Laxative, stimulates. but does not irritate
1t IL the best Laxative Guaranteed or
your money back. Funderburk Pharmacy.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-12-21
TO s I ny

We like the country; like the people, and
We are boosters for this section.
We believe in our goods we believe in you;
Welike our friends, we want more OF them.
We believe in giving for evesy dollar dol
lars worth, and we want
The people of this community to feel way
down deep in their hearts that there are
no better values nor more desirable goods
to be had, than we carry.
In fact our store is filed with the good
things that good people are looking for.
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25

rsde which may be seen daily on the
principal streets wherever this Mighty
show rxhibits is the largest Of any Dra-
msiic exhibition 10 the world The I'm
mortal plav "Uncle Toms cabin" Is Mrs.
Harriet Bessher Stoves masterpiece Of
dFaInatic fiction. The management Of
Burks Big Company has spared no en-
penss 10 securing . Metropolitan Cast 70
psersriy produce shis grand old drama.
10 coubisssion with che dramatic talent
tho manasensni pressnis oousin est III
High Glass Vaudeville Artists consisting
Of Mef' , Makers, Jubilee Singers, Dano-
ess, Wire Walkers. Hosp kellers. ete.
These Ntists are INTRODUCED during tbp
actin d the play, ssd always create thr
lhses,sst n sAtisI action. Fred r. Pilchers
vsmous Cohesft Band and Ssmphony Or.
chssssAi 10 also one OF the many stroux
features " this up 70 dsie 1odesn Amer.
can, Amusement Organization, wAich 10
s,mihg Ia ail,iss vast entirety and will
exhibit Of Dodge Ci,y, April 2e.h, Under
q asmno,h Water Proof Psisce Pavilion
Thsasre Sealing 960o people 'r'a
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
|colalkc. UNCLE TOMS CABIN.
.eGsk's Dig Uneis rem's Cabin Gem.
orsny Undst ! ksaMmoth Canvas.
Wilt Exhibit At Dodge City
EffFa9'N sN Anil 20. 1907. Y.

!, Among ihe psny tented organisations
Il AWerica. that have become ssmass.
To Ringling srsss aad Bsrnuuk s=il-y
shows, ass ccpcsdsd 70 b. he IaEssrsisnd
faost popriss citrpses, Dus The lssaes.
dssmaiic orgsn.sssion eshibitlag und-s
canyas ,lsI.' Bp,k's Biz Svcc,ssaisE Pro
due,Iop Of Uacle Tens CABIN y Thu
nAmmosh Amusss#pi Esisipr,pe b the
acknowledged BARNuM d all "Jnele
Tom's Cabia Companiss" like the by
ciscnses they irassl shtir own csra and
require special train Of their own 10
transport their pavspbenslis firm .ne Oft,
70 another, this sgsnissiicD embrscrs
@oEs Men, Wopsn and Children, More
Horses, Ponies, Dobksyp and Siber,an
BlcOd Hounds, More Charles. Flears.
.TableAnx Wagons. etc, ,hsn any other
similar exhibitions IL America The pa.
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
BUcKLIn BREEzEs.

Mss. Oscar 0reshAm has returned IRON
. visit with home FOLKS back In Indiana
Arthur wlihhs has moved into TIL
houss that 10 rsosntly purchased Of Misl
Ola Hollopeter.
Another Big frost Monday night, Il
thore d any fruit that 10 not killed Z must
bs Of q frost proof variety.
Dan Fishsr came up from bic ranch as
wilmore Sunday, and spent . few days
looking after biz intsrests In Bucklin.
Mr. Dosan has moved bis family Into
tho r. N. Parsonage, this docs not usoes.
-sarily mean that he will have to 70 to
preaching, and we do not think that be
will.
The G. r. /. n P. Ry. Co. have put on
q Waterman at the depot, biz duties are TO
keep the blood Of the buns In circulation
and to break up theiving that has been
going on there for sometime; we hope
that he will prove to BE- Q success
The public schools Of Bucklin will close
on mex, Friday, April 2sth; there are
fourteen pupils that graduate with the
close Of this term. seven boys and seven
gills. The graduating exercises swill be
held in the opera house on Friday evening.
Don't forget that BuckIin will observe
Decoration Day, the management and the
committees already appointed assures q
good program and that 1t will be well
carried through, the Bucklin baHd will
furnish music for the occasion. we expect
the largest crowd OF people here on that
day that has ever been 10 BuckliD at one
time; don't fall to come early and stay
all day. The Memorial sermon will be
preached by Rev. q. e Williams at the
NJ. e. church on Sunday, May 26Ih at II
O'Clock A. NJ. Every body Invited to At
tend this service.
Bucklin is getting to be quite a base
ball center, on les! Wednesday the Min.
nicola team came here and played game
with the Bucklin team, on Friday the
Greensburg team played the Bucklin
team; on sunday the kid team Of Mullen.
Vile came over and played with the kids
Of Buoklip; Of course this game was pulled
of In the afternoon, for the boys had 10
attend Sunday school before playing ball;
on Tuesday, the Indians fsiling to come,
Ford and Spearville combined and came
down and played game with the Bucklin
team, and prevented the sore disappoiut.
ment Of quite large number Of people
that came here 70 witness game Of ball.
Ia allof these games The Buckliu boys,
scored giori'us Victories, and they are
now wearing their laurels with Ode
pompos,ry.
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
|Lstsss 70 M. q. a.. Hoover. Dsdgs
,ss41ff st5s.s Stts. sS.AA..3ttsf iM 1854

Itstsse 10 M. q. a.. esoover, Usdgs
Hs7el ,7s Ctsy, Kansss 7 NJ N s .,ss,j
Dear Slr Tue lsss prssldsnt o. the
Csssos RIvss bsDt q Bsswsssrs, n. r.,
built ths nssst honss 10 I'll Thai region,
n 1894. ssd pslsea Il With Ieaa.And-Uil
q e@sioi elOo4aths hoase cOss esl,ooo,
10 1851 --shsss yeass- 10 fspsin,sd Il
with Dsyosass Cese ~ 1850, II 1907
this pains was 10 good coadincn.. ~ 'a
Lead and.oil, e40o, three years, Devoe
Ssse, Ten years g q " =
iif Yours truly.
y. i'xyOE a 90
New Yost, ChIesgo and Kansas City.
Jsase Oaliallsys " eDass sEnmbsr YsFd
sails oag paint. liS 3e'iaa 4
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
It Costs
Nothing

To find out for a certainty
whether or not your heart d
affected. One person in four
has a weak heart; it may bs
you. If so, you should know
Il now, and save serious con.
sequences. If you have short
breath, Auttering, palpitation.
hungry spells, hot flushes; u
you cannot lie on left side; II
you have fainting or smother
ing spells, pain around heart,
in side and arms, your heart d
weak. and perhaps diseased.
Dr.. Miles Heart Cure will 70.
lieve you. Try a bottle. and
see how quickly your condition
will improve.
about a year ago wrote 70 The
Miles Medical Co., asking advice, - ]
was suffering with heart trouble. and
bad been for two years. ] had pain
IN my heart. back and left side. and
had not been able to draw Q deep
breath for two years. Any little exsf:
ton would cause palpitation. and !
could not lie on my left side without
suffering They advised me to try DR..
Miles Heart Cure and Nervine. which
] did with the result that am In
better health than ever was before.
having gained IA pounds since ] COM
menced taking II. took about thir.
teen bottles OF the two medicines, and
haven't been bothered with my heart
since" MRS. ILL tE THOMAS.
Upper Sandusky. Ohio.
Or. Miles, Heart Cure 10 sold by
your druggist, who Will guarantees that
tho first bottle will benefit. u u falls
no will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart. Ind
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
FORD ITEMS.

Tho Kingsdown phone section are ar
ranging their line into Ford central.
A Ford scrub ball nine went down to
play "Indian" with tho Bucklin regulars
Tuesday, and put the regulars out nine
times.
Mias Lizzie Hagermau has contracted
for the erection Of large 81 800 residence
on her farm adjoining Ford townsite
Tom Ford Of Bucklin 10 the architect.
The "green bng'' exhibits was one Of
Ford's attractions few days ago, and the
little torments were we'll discussed. @. Il.
Brink's hardware store was the principal
exhibit ball.
Mrs. L. X. Van Horne started Tuesday
for two weeks visit with friends In
Wichita where Helen Is attending Fair.
mount college. She will also attend the
Congregational State ministerial Associa-
ton at Mcpherson the flrst week In May.
q. Il. Scott and family have returned
TO Ford after short stay In Missouri.
Mrs. SCOTS health being much improved,
Mr. Scott thinks Ford county 10 far ahead
Of Missouri, but upon reflection be last
night sold out to G. e. Hatfield and goes
back to Missouri.
The Ford school closed with delight
ful social dinner and tho successful teach
ers took Horace Greeley's advice to "gO
west" Prof Gould to bis home twenty
miles west Of Ford and Miss Morrison
from her home to visit while with her
sister, Mrs. W. y. Van Horne ct Lskin,
Kansas.
Rev. 4. e. Gilmore Of the N. u
charge, and Rev Vim. Steele pastor Of
the Congregations, church, With their
families. are each now occupying their
new psrsonages both being new additions
to Ford's citizenship and are gladly well
coined among the good people Of the
community.
The last meeting Of the N. E. T. N 8.
WAS held at Lille Patterson's home with
her % teacher. Annie Incl had the
Bible readiug followed BY uil call with
scripture quotations. Kate Brink talked
on the ''Fegee Islands," Lille Patterson
on the ''New Hebrides." Juda Baifour on
the "Heroism of John @ Patton" Martha
Walker on "Largr Giving" tho presi
dent, Minnie Smith on the "Branch
Thank Offerings Songs interluded.
The next meeting will be with Juda Bal
four.
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25

"Whsn NJ frleBdp thtNehs ! YES about
to taAe leave 0fthis word, on sscounl o.
,ndIssssics. nervonsptas and general De-
bili,J writes Ala. Chishoim, Tread
we'll, N. Y. ,s.and when Il looked "a II
there sas no hope lett. ] was wrsn.drii
10 Try Electric Bi.isrs, and rejoice to
say that they aFe curing me. am now
doing baslnsss again as 81 old. and am
atm aainIng daily" Meet t6nis medicIOs
o6tssHh. Oslasantesd by bath a Balm
bsidgs, drusgists. ~.
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
The Price or Health.

"The prt V Of heaAb In y mslari0us
district u just 3 cents; the cost Of q bon
u ~. Kings New Life Pills,r wrisss
Ells clayton. o. No'aad, Ark. New Late
F''h cleanse gently end impast nsw liis
aud visor % me Naem 40 Jatisfac
too saa'sssssd q Rs,h 4 Baiahsidgp.
dsssgists. ''''l'R r ~
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
ITEMS FROM HOWELL.

Sunday school every Sunday ct . q. m.
The assessor was In this neighborhood
Monday
Mr. Nixon and family spent sunday Of
J. y. Tucker's.
WIN. Andres and son Homer were In
Dodge Ciy Monday.
Lena Wright and sister speat Sunday
evening With Mrs. Miller.
Miss Zoa Snyder spsns last week Of shs
home Of M. James Wight. u q 0asi
Mr.. and Mrs. James Andres ssd Mr..
and Ms, >. @. Tucker were shsppins IN
Dodge Iisy Tuesday. p "a go
% NJ. U. W. 0'Dauisi and Mr.. Harvey Of
Dodge Cisy spent Thursday ., Howell asd
teok d,aass With NJ nd Ass. miller.
I Harry Snyder slcssd bis term Of schoel
ITridsv the lsth. at night hswas giysu
. party q the home o. IT, james Wright.
'Abous Twenty-Five weso present and !
ilne tine 10 reported. 1892 ~
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
Right Breathing Cures Catarrh.
Simple Way to Kill Catarrhal Germs
In Nose, Throat and Lungs.


II you cur your ting+r, you don'' at
tempt to heal it by swallowing a pill or a
dose Of medicine.
It Is Just as foolish to try and cure
catsrrh Of the nose and throat with pills
and stomach dosing, for catarrh IL local
disease, and ne, de spccisl local healing
treatment.
The only natural and common sense
method known fov the cure Of catarrhal
troubles 10 Ry.o.mei. I. 10 bresthed
through On lngepionas pocset Inhaler. 90
that ito nsdicssed cir seschss the most
remote cir. cells Of the nose, ,hroa. and
,ur.. L,,u,. an ..,..,h.Y &c.,. ...,,,.
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25

W,lhurn echeolhsuss In District jolns-
ono, Ford asd Meade cpun'ies. 5ealsd
bids VIII Be received for thirty dsys.
The bard rsssEves the right 70 reject
any and I'll BID.
"A (slgnsd), FRANK VAN RIPxR,
Il Disliict CLERK.
The Globe-republican., 1907-04-25
! I.n.,l nieesl 1 MI. i0r Pic.
HsT.tATbl.. gent.
Ilodve Cltv, R'rbAs.

A sinAst ntee1 Mss iOT PILE.
itching, Blind BlesdinH or Pfetlra,ng
plies. nrnexists refund money u RANO
OINTMENT fails 10 cure any ceeel no u1h tier
Of how long etandipg, ID 10 u dnga Eirss
dFnnases hapn,t Il send 10 Ii stamps and q.
Win bs f0kwHfdsd pust peid " ayHsae-b -
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-06-01
A. the ROLLER Rink.

This popular amusement place win
close June Q for the season. Until
that time win be open every evening
except Sunday; and open Tuesday.
Thursday and Saturday afternoons.
Music by the orchestrion afternoon
and evening.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-06-01
ArIinaton,s Centennial.
,ial to Eyening Teller.

Special to Evening Teller.
ARLINGTON, Mass, June his
toric Arlington was dressed in gay at
tire today in celebration OF Its eenten-
NAL anniversary as town. The citi-
zens were awakened at sunrise by a
salute of 100 guns.
The centennial was celebrated WIFE
an allday program of festivities that
included a monster military and IN
dustrial parade in the. morning and
historical exercises In the afternoon
Governor Guild. Congressman samue
| w. Mccall and other men Of note wer'
the speakers.
Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1907-01-17
The Proper Style.

There may be some doubt in the
minds of many Americans as to who
really runs this country.
But there is no doubt in the mind Of
the Sultan of Morocco. He knows
who should get the grand salaam.
Listen:
''The Beloved, the Most Cherished,
the Exalted, the Most Gracious Friend,
Most Honored and Excellent President
of the United States of America, who
is the Pillar of its Great Influence n
the Director of it's Most Important
affairs, the Most Celebrated Preserver
of the Ties of True. Friendship. the
Faithful Friend, Theodore Roosevelt"
Some of the capital letters were put
in by the Sultan himself, who did all
that with his little Ratchet, and some
of them we sprinkled in where we
thought they would do the most good;
but they all belong there.
1.-The Pillar of it's Great Influence
and the Director Of it's Most Import
ant Affairs''-"The Nest Celebrated
Preserver of the Ties of True Friend
ship''-say, now will the San Fran
ciscans cease from troubling, and the
Storers sink to rest?
But there's one good thing about
these bouquets which are occasionally
handed tie the Most Exalted Teddy by
the barbarous Berbers and others of
that ilk. They don't initiate him any.
They can't. He knew it all before.