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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
ROTHSCTIILD'S WIT.

Tt is related Of Baron Alphonse d.
Rothschild that on one occasion three
strangers called at his banking house
They said they had been deputed by q
committee to inform him that a move
ment then on foot at no distant day
would compel all rich men to aid in re-
distribution of wealth and that his
name headed the list. The baron lis.
tened patiently and then drew sheet
of paper toward him.
Please tell me the population of
France and her colonies, he said One
of his visitors gave the desired infor-
nation whereupon NJ. de Rothschild
made some calculations, at the eonclu-
sion of which he said:
According to your estimate, gentle
men, my fortune divided equally, repre-
sents three cents 20 each man.. I have
much pleasure in giving you your share
now
So saying, AID to the establishment Of
his visitors, he tenuerea three cents to
each and politely bowed them out. -
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
CHURCH SERVICES TODAY.

"a. m 73o p IN
AL-Bi "a. m
ST ELIZABETH tEpiscopalPwine m.
II. p. m
IL m and :30 r. m
and 1880 ?.
KAWALATAo a m p. m
N
a n. and p. m
and
1890,
r. m.
mass sermon, collection school, m,
Clement
mon
CHRISTIAN ], Elite Building,
Y. Abb p. m
m. and
street a m p. m
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH.

Cathedral of Our Lady Of Peace
Sunday services: and a. m. low
mass, with holy communion: Q a. m,
low mass, with English sermon by
Rev. Father UIrich; 1920 a. m, high
mass, with native sermon by Rev.
Father Matthias; p. m, holy rosary
and native instruction by Very Rev.
Father Joseph; Z p. m, Portuguese
sermon by Rev. Father StepheI. and
benediction of the most blessed sacra-
ment Friday, September 6, first Fri
day OF the month: Masses at and
a. m, with holy communion; p. m.
benediction Of the most blessed sacra-
ment.
st. Augustine Chapel, WaiKiki-sun
day. a. M. mass, with English SER
mon; Father Valentin, pastor; 8 p. m,
meeting of the members of the Sodal-
ity. Friday. mass and holy COM
munion at a. N.
Right Reverend Bishop Libert will
return from Hawaii on Friday MORN
ing by the Mauna Loa.
During the week at the cathedral the
masses are said at and a. m.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
TO ABOLISH MOTHERS.

One of the most extraordinary agita
tions in the history of any. nation i
now in progress in France. Tt is j;
strongly supported appeal to the womer
of the nation to strike against mother
hood.
The agitation has been three years il
coming to head. Half dozen womer
started an Anti-Maternity league in the
little town of Roubaix, III northern
France, and, year by year, it has grown
until now the membership runs into
thousands, and the league is strong
enough to make its pronouncements
public.
The champion of large families, Sen
ator Plot, has started an opposition
league, but he is not receiving much
support.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
CONFIDENCE

said Lord Chatham, sis plant
o. slow growth. People believe
in things that they see, and in a
broad sense they are right. What
is sometimes called blind faith is
J1ot faith at all. There must be
reason and fact to form foun-
dation for trust. In regard to
medicine or remedy, for example,
people ask, elias it cured 9TH
ers? Have cases like mine been
relieved by it? Is it in harmony
with the truths of modern science,
and has it a record above suspic-
ion? If so, it is worthy of conf
dence; and il | am ever attacked
by any of the maladies for which
it is commended I shall resort
to it in full belief inn It's pow
er to help me-" On these line.
WAMPoLE's PREPARATION
has won it's high reputation a.
mong medical men, and the
people of all civilized countries.
They trust it for the same reason
that they trust in the familia.
laws Of nature or in the action
of common things. This effective
remedy is palatable as honey and
contains the nutritive and cura-
tive properties of Pure God Liver
Oil, extracted by us from fresh
cod livers, combined with the
Compound Syrup of Hypophos-
phites and the Extracts of Malt
and Wild Cherry. It quickly e.
radicates the poisonous, disease.
breeding acids and other toxic
matters from the system; regu-
Iates and promotes the normal
action of the organs, gives vigor-
GUS appetite and digestion, and ia
infallible in Observation-Disclosures
ing Fevers, etc, Scrofrlla, Infiu-
enza, Asthma, Wasting Diseases,
Throat and Lang Troubles, etc.
DR.. W. A. Young, OF Canada, says.
:" Your tasteless preparation OF
cod liver oil has given me uni
formly satisfactory results, my
patients having been of all ages"
1t is product of the skill and
science OF to-day and is success
ful after the old style modes OF
treatment have been appealed to
- vain. D Sold hy all chemists.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
CENTRAL UNION CHURCH.

Rev. Charles r. Hyde win preach
both morning and evening. Subject
Christ" Mrs. Hare will sing a. solo.
At 7:30, 1.-THE Influence of True Reli-
gion Upon the Family the SECOND
sermon in the series. Mrs. Mackall
will sing sole.
Christian Endeavor meeting at $50
p. M, subject II can and can't"
Leader. Miss Gertrude Hall. Bible
school at 9:45 a. m.
A cordial invitation is extended to
the public to attend these services.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
METHODIST CHURCH.

The Rev. w. d. Westerve1t will
preach in the morning and the Rev
E. B. Turner in the evening. The sub
ject for the evening win be Missions
in Egypt" Miss Hall win sing at both
services.
Sunday school and Bible class at "a
a. m. Public worship at II a. m. Ep-
worth League at $50 p. m. Public
worship at 1880.
The public is most cordially invited
to attend these services.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
Our Service

can not be excelled. We have
in this department persons
who have been especially
trained in the handling of del.
icate materials; they know
the way TO secure results
without using powders and
stuff that is damaging to the
fabric, no matter how fine or
coarse. Our prices are salts
factory. Let US have your
washing.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
PoLITENEsS.

On very pacific trip,
To a very Pacific Ocean,
Ship on ship on ship
Gently, quietly Slip
Never the slightest commotion.
Twice across Capricorn,
Twenty-efght thousand miles,
All the way round the Horn;
officers wreathed in smiles,
Sailor men all polite;
Nothing exciting to mention,
Battleships painted white.
TO show their pacific intention.
Out on the pleasantest job,
Tame as a flock of lambs
Even Admiral Bob
Uses his quietest damns!
So peaceful. indeed, the effect
That even the noisiest Jap
Becomes, in every respect,
The calmest NUT on the map.
See. what is wrought by kindness,
Courtesy, peace and tact!
Force is the maddest blindness,
Bluff is a savage act.
Every ones happy now,
Nobody talks of fight,
But the Orientals bow
With welcoming, glad delight,
War? 1t is obsolete
Down with the very notion!
See the pacific fleet,
With never bit of heat,
On q very pacific trip,
Gently, quietly slip.
Ship on ship on ship,
To very Pacific Ocean?
Cleveland Leader.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

A Denver man had a friend from a
Kansas ranch in the city on a BUSH
ness deal, and at noon they went to
a downtown restaurant and had lunch
con together. The Kansas ranchman
ate his entire meal with his knife.
When he was near the end he dis
covered he had no fork. say" he
said to the Denver man, that waiter
didn't give me a fork well, you
don't need one" replied the Denver
man, seriously. 1.-THE deuce T DON'T
came from the Kansan. What am I
going to stir my coffee with?''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

what made Brown marry that
"ioo" Did you ever drop PEN
ny in a weighing machine and then
find the thing won t work." "Yes.'
That's the reason. - "What do you
meant" Couldn't get weigh"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
CHRISTIAN CHURCH.

A. c. McKeever, pastor. Bible school,
9:45. sermon, Mans Only Hope"
IL a. m. Y. P. S. C. E., 6:3o p. m.
Sermon, "Does God Answer Prayers;
Is It Reasonable to Expect 1T" 1880 p.
m. All are welcome.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

"Yes,'' said the young man, pen
sively, ga dog / once had saved my
life. y "Tell me about it, said the
young woman, with eager interest. =
sold him for 81 said the young man,
"when I was nearly starving
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

A good cook is after place in a
private family. Let him know through
the classified advertisement column to-
day that you will take him.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01
FREE MEDICAL ADVICE.

DIR. Herman at dinner party one
evening was much worried by one who
was seeking gratuitous advice. nDo
you know, DOCTOR" said his questioner,
| know man who suffers so terribly
with indigestion that at times he can
Go nothing but howl with pain. What
would you do in that case?'
Well, L suppose, responded the
medical man, 81 should howl with pain
too.''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-09-01

Every working day. Greater New
York sees the completion of forty
seven new buildings. OF course San
Francisco could go several buildings
better, but she does not want to-
News Letter.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14

room that afternoon In the Gale dc los
Angeles. the main street that runs
along the shore, and put our trunks
there. Twas "A good sized ROOM, dark
and cheerful. but small. Twas on n
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14
DR.. Shops
Night Cure
The Stricken Drug Store.
For saIe-Second.hand Machinery.

One Canton inserted tooth saw. q inch.
also one Diston inserted tooth saw. 10
gauge. SO in. diameter. both saws practical.
W new both right hand several large band
wheels: one 70 in. vertical corn and feed
mill, French burr with crusher attachment
and elevator, NordYke & Mormon make:
one Westinghouse IS IA p. engine: can be
used Tor electric light or for any purpose:
one "a HIP stationary Corhss style engine
Redman build. same as new: two ( n. T.
Deiber portable engines: one 10 81 = Geiser
traction. ore Russell rs II. Z. compound
portable; one Russell 20 II. r. single cylin.
der portable engine. These Russell engines
are practically new. out about two years:
one Ftick skid 40 II p boiler aud engine
one Geiser sawmill 81 ia. saw. sailed tooth,
friction and cable feed has 2 head blocks.
all new woodwork. and is thoroughly re.
buiIt. repaired. and reDaiutei. is right
hand. We rebuild our second hand ma.
chinery. repair thoroughly. and repaint.
making IL virtually as good as new. We
handle Russell engines. tEreshcrs and saw
mills. new iced ard corn mills. hay presses.
planning mills, saws. betting and all kinds
and shapes OF vehicles. We buy. sell. and
trade for second hand stesm machinery.
w. KlNCAtD. Cameron VIVA.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14
now JUNIOR
Early Chapter m History or Gror,
Near Preston's Capital.

The giving Of four acres Of ground
composing a .antiful grove to
kingwood to be used as a public
park by William g.. Brown a few
days ago, recalled TO an old &C
quaintance of Juniors an incident
of his youth.
Juniors father, who was n of
the wealthiest and most promineh,
citizens of Kingwood and Preston
county, desired his only son, vii
liam G.. jr., more fa%miliarly known
as Junior, to learn the art of indus.
try and value of work, and with the
view of giving him a practical knowl-
edge OF work he armed him with a
grubbing hoe aud directed him to 90
out to this same grove and wisld the
hoe in removing the underbrush.
II was a warm day and junior met
several young fellows on the way
who were looking for work, so he
hired the bunch, and while they we're
industriously removing the laurel,
ETC., junior slept peacefully beneath
the shade of an old apple tree.
Along about 3 O'Clock in the af
ternoon the old gentleman wandered
up TO the grove to see how William
was getting along, and at first glance
supposed Junior was a regular cy-
clone, but shading his eyes he es.
pied four lusty young men who were
working for dear life, while JUNIOR
slept on innocent Of the wrath to
come. When his father stood over
him and gently awakened him with
a twig from a hazel brush, the first
words Junior caught were, "Williaml
my son, when | desire men hired TO
grub in this grove, I'll hire them
myself. Get up and pay off your
hands, and until the sun goes down
will boss the grubbing job" and
Junior grubbed.
Junior is now banker, ranchman.
land owner, lawyer, and a big heart.
ed man, popular both at home and
acknowledgement Chronicle.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14
Weak Women

To weak and ailing women. there 70 a. least one
way 10 help. But with that way. two treatments.
must be combined. One Is local. ono Is c~onstitu-
tonal. but both are important. both essential
DIR. Shops Night Cure Is the Local.
DIR. shoop's Restorative. the Constitutional.
T~hefomer-Dr. shoop'sEight cure-isa topical
mucous membrane Suppository remedy. while DR..
Shops Restorative Is wholly an internal treat
ment. The Restorative reaches throughout tho
entire system. seeking the repair Of all nerve.
all tissue. and all blood ailments.
Tho Night Cure. as its name implies. does its
work while you sleep. II soothes sore and infam-
ed mucous surfaces. heals local weaknesses and
discharges. while the Restorative. eases nervous
excitement. gives renewed vigor and ambition.
builds up wasted tissues. bringing about renewed
strength. yigor. and energy. Take DR.. Shops
Restontiyc-rablets or Liauid-asa general tonic
70 the system. For positive local help. use a. well
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14

Nothing will relieve indigestion that is
not a thorough digestant. Kodol digests
what you eat and allows the stomach to
rest-recuperate-grow strong again Ko.
dol IS a solution Of digestive acids and as
nearly as possible approTimates the diges-
tive juices that are found in the stomach
kodoI takes the work OF digestion off the
digestive organs. and while performing this
work Itself does greatly assist the stomach
to a thorough rest. In addition the Ingre.
dients OF Kodol are such as to make it a
corrective OF the highest efficiency aud by
It's action the stomach is restored to its
normal activity and power. Kodol is manu-.
featured in strict conformity with the ma
tional pure food and drug law. Sold by
Strickler's drug store and w. NJ. Dent.
Newburg.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14

There's ono more act puts IN tho
governor man. You are u servant. I
believe. employed by the president 10
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14
For Sale

q farm Of is5 acres. situated ~ miles
north Of Howesville. Preston county. w.
Va About 100 acres Of this farm ls i'm.
proved balance 10 timber Has thereon a
good ninc.room two.siory irameGdweHine
with good cellar barn. and other outbund.
ings a bearing orchard OF choice fruit
This farm IS very fsvorably located Tor
general farming and fruit; Is convenient 10
good markets. church school in a good
n~eighborhood and within ~ miles Of two
railroad stations on two different roads
Price reasonable. For particulars address
Mrs. g.. GUrH
737 West Washington ST.. Grafton w. Va.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14
Notice to the General Public.

Whereas in the month Of March. 1905 I
purchased a stallion from Martin Rush OF
Garrett county. Md for the sum OF 600. 10
De paid 600 In one year from date OF pur.
chase and ftoo annually tfll paid the said
kush guaranteed the horse TO be sound and
90 furnish one Of the best pedigrees OF any
horse in this country and in consideration
that The above party has failed to compiy
WIN ine above, hereby notify ell persons
not 10 buy or trade Tor the SAID notes tIi I
receive value and refuse TO pay the Same
tl satisfactorily adjusted.
Hazciton w Va Jan. a. 1907. rs
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14

a liquid cold relief with a laxative prin.
ciple which drives out the cold through a
copious action OF the bowels, and a healing
principle which fingers IN the throat and
stops the cough-that is Kennedy's Laxa.
I'VE cough syrup. safe and sure IN its &C.
ton; pleasant TO take: and conforms 10
national pure food aud drug law. Contains
no opiates Sold here by Strickler's store
and W. NJ. Dent. Newburg.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14

Will offer Tor sale TO the highest bidder
Tor cash on Wednesday February 20. fooz
At The Tunnelion Bank. Tunnelton. W. Va.
between the hours Of and ~. M. five %
shares Of stock Of The Tunnelton Bank
held By Edward p Doyle. deceased.
VINCENT = COOKE.
Administrator.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1907-02-14

Notice Is hereby given that the Morgan
town and Kingwood Railroad Company will
discontinue receiving cross.ties on and
alter December IL. 1906. unless by specia
contract. +. K. BRFTz.
General Manager.
julius K. MONROE. Chief Engineer.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

came TO Coedr d'Alene and from here
went to Hayden lake. Among the
visitors we're Governor Sheldon of
Nebraska and Governor Mead Of
Washington. The party returned
late last evening and will continue
their tour of the west passing through
Spokane and going from here to Wen
atchee. They will stop a few hours
here and then 60 ON to Everett. From
Everett they will take in all the large
coast cities ending up at San Fran
cisco when they will turn their faces
homeward. The representative of the
Press talked with some Of the visitors
and they were highly pleased with
our west, especially the country
round Spokane and Occur d'Alene.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07
THE OLD STORY.

The downfall of Il. P. Brennan is
the old, old story of woman's wiles
and mans cupidity. 1t is a tragedy
that has been enacted and re enacted
since the dawn OF civilization; a
story whose tale Is never told; a pan
Drama of skeletons left dangling
along the pathway of wine and wo
men that leads to disgrace, dishonor,
10 the grave; that leaves heartaches
In It's wake and ruin along its trail !;
yet II is followed by many men whose
passion pandeIs TO the weaker brain.
The warnings emblazoned in electric
brIllianoy along the road are unheed.
cd, and the endless chain moves on,
dragging II victims down to damna
tion In mad pursuit. to the beckoning
calls of the smiling siren whose
breath spells death to the man who
comes within her embrace.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07
Our Hand In Central America.


The proposal Of joint protectorate
on the part of the United States and
Mexico over Central America Is per-
haps in keeping with the spirit Of these
times. Many years ago the states Of
Central America devised a union or
confederation, but the scheme soon col
lapsed on account OF sectional jealousy
The object Of that movement was pow
err through Capitalization. The object
Of the new union would be the same in
effect
Joint protectorates do not always
work. The Anglo French protectorate
failed In Egypt. and the three headed
protectorate exercised by the United
States, Great Britain and Germany
over the Samoan islands was abandon
ed after failure. Mexico is perhaps
more vitality interested in the grlevous
state of things south OF her than we
are. A Mexican protectorate would
hardly be thought of. Mexico has it.
self been land Of "tyrants," auto
Gratis" ''usurpers" and revolutionists
The next president Of Mexico may be
Of different stamp from the present in
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

Italy's regulation Of the emigration
movement looks like clever scheme to
procure revenue and promote an Ital-
ian commercial marine. 1t is not very
likely that the effect Of the new plan
Will be to diminish italian emigration,
but there IL a reasonable probability
that 1t may stimulate the establish
ment of new steamship lines under the
flag of Italy, and incidentally it will
increase the Italian revenues.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07
New Steamer for Lake.

VIM. U. Casey 10 building a steam
boat on the lake shore Of Sherman
park which he will use for passenger
and freight traffic between Occur
d'AIene and the Occur, 6'Alene river,
on the same run that the Bonanza
now makes. The craft IL sixty two
feet long, has a twenty foot beam
and will have a City foot cabin on 1t.
The hull will be completed In about
ten days and will be laun ,bed. The
engine that has been used in the o.
X. launch will be transferred to the
new vessel and new boilers put In.
The engine is a thirty horse power
vertical and practically new. The
boat will be finished up in the best
manner possible and the cabin will
be carpeted and made coy. The car /.
rying capacity OF the new boat will
be about one hundred passengers.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

cumbent, Diaz. Therein would lie a
possible cause Of friction in the joint
protectorate. We are now looking aft
er the republics Of Cuba, santo Domin.
90 and Panama. The mixup in Central
American affairs would involve this
country in the problems OF Eve more
restless and distrustful communities.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

Those who like "schnaps" or good
old Holland gin will be- glad to know
that the administration has agreed to
reduced the duty 25 per cent and In
return our products are to be admit
ted 10 Holland as from a "most fav-
ored nation.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

The next king Of Spain win be for
tunate in taking hold of a government
that is thinking about the future IN
stead Of dwelling in the past.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

The late Ian MacIaren may not have
risen to the heights demanded by the
hypercritical In his Bonnie Brier
Bush" tales, but he struck the harp
Of the great popular heart, and that is
achievement enough for one lifetime.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

Although 1t is reported that politi-
clans will be barred from Oyster Bay
this summer, it is quite likely that
number Of them will get In disguised
as statesmen worrying about their
country.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

Summer brings the announcement
that a flying machine has been COM
pleted. But the sheriff still keeps his
eye on the country road for autos with
out worrying over the possibility OF
aerial collisions.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

Nov Wall street has gole into the
wheat specializing business II be
hooves others that are buying ON
margin to look out that they don't get
their fingers burnt.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07
Visit From Omaha People.

After being feisd by the 100, 900
club OF Spokane party Of sixty bust
pes men of Omaha and other cities In
Nebraska chartered a special train and
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

Because Spokane is engaged In
spring house sCleaning is no reason
why her Fubbish should he dumped
on Occur d'Alene.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-06-07

The amount Of criticism Poet Alfred
Austin has to face compels him to earn
every shilling he gets for being laure-
ate Of England.