Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-02-09
KUCHLER OFFERS
DEEP SOLUTIONS
Statesman From Weber Dis
cusses PROBLEMS Not Heard
In the Legislature.
DOWN WITH VILLAGE" GAG.
Likes Ibscn In Hot Weather Without
Foun--Dcscribcs Growing Act
or His Life--IIis Pet Bin.

Rudolph Kuchler Of Weber county,
and more particularly of Ogden mas
one-fourth of all the representing 20
do that Weber gets In this legislature
hut II may be said that 1t is the big
gest fourth. In fact some hold the opin-
ion that 1t amounts TO fully one-haf II
not more. But for all that, Rudolph
isn't worried over his own Importance
on the contrary Mr.. Ruchler Is very
modest and unpretentlous and no one Is
more emphatic in saying so than HIM
self. Mr.. Kuchler Is good fellow ana
the newspaper mems angel When he
Is not busy handing bouquets to Mr..
Jensen Of Salt Lake, he is busy giving
tips" TO the third house bunch. And
the bunch" likes him.
ONE OF HIS BILLS.
The interests OF Weber county are
Mr.. Kuchler's interests. When he
comes to the metropolis and sees the
pampeted motomormen on the street
railway lolling around on upholstered
spring cushions while the passengers
are humping up and down on the hard
seats of the Sixth street line. at so
much per bump he thinks OF the poor
drivers on ogdens three-trolley cars,
standing up all the way from Union
depot clean up Twenty-fifth street to
Jefferson. In the goodness of his heart,
he rushes into the house with III. b. 81,
compelling street car companies TO pro-
vide seats for their motormen. Mr..
n 10
view on all the important measures now
pending and to be brought before this
legislature. Questions of vast public
moment are considered dispassionately
by the Weber county member, who is
always prepared to give otf-hand solu-
tons of the welghty problems daily
confronting the law makers.
LAWS FOR JoKERS.
Mr.. Kuchler," he was asked, what
do you think of the habit variety actors
have OF 'bawling Ogden out when
cracking their 'side-station jokes in Salt
Lake"
MY friend" said MIR. Kuchler, with
out IA moments hesitation, Il am of
the opinion that it is q. most reprehen-
sible habit and one that should be
treated by legislation. When the varie-
ty people get to Ogden they try to work
the same thing in reference to Salt
Lake. But Ogden is not so small az
Salt Lake except In size, and we give
them the 'cat-call' when they try to
spring the Salt Lake village on us
do You believe the existence of the
Salton sea is beneficial to interstate
commerce?"
This is a question that requires a
great deal OF thought" replied the as
tute member from Weber, and have
not given II as much study as in Justice
1t requires. But / believe that. with
ordinary care, the trouble may be met
and easily done away with"
SOLVES MIGHTY PROBLEM.
another great problem. Mr. Kuch-
Ter. has racked the brains OF scientists
for centuries. What is your solution for
squaring the circle?"
My greatest problem Is squaring
myself up In Ogden aftef the legisla-
ture is adjourned he replied with a
hearty laugh.
Good" answered his questioner
But tell me. do you enjoy Ibsen?"
IBsEN WITHOUT FOAM.
yes, IN hot weather with not too
much foam on 1t. one reason why
never relished Munchener was because
the foam was too heavy. But Ibscn
is Just a dream. / was telling Becker
up in Ogden"
What in your opinion. Mr.. Kuchler,
Is the greatest act OF your life--the most
beneficial to the human race At large
that iE. speaking with the broader
View"
II think the browning act OF my life
WAS when promised to love, honor and
obey Mrs. Kuchler. AS | was saying
20 Harry Robinson-But sessions OPEN
ing said the Weber sage, as he left,