Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-12
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THE WEATHER alone is worth the
80
THAT THURSDAY crowd at the
fair grounds caused the Oldest inhab-
liant to gasp.
THOSE commercial travellers at the
fair grounds Thursday were Just 100
sweet for any use
A PHOENIX man has trained 200
chickens 10 answer 10 bugfe signals.
II is hoped he has no n%eighbors.
s*e
THE woMEN's clubs are getting
busy all over the territories after he
summers lull and there viii be more
Of the simple life
WHAT WILL Bryan say" anx-
iously inquiries an Arizona newspaper.
Il would be more Interesting to know
what Bryan WONT say
RATHER remarkable are the men
tal processes of the young nan who
sent an Internal machine to Governor
Buchtel. In order to win his sweet
heart.
AN ARIZONA horse Is said to have
contracted the pernieious habit of
chewing tobacco and drinking beer.
lie ought to work on the water
wagon.
GRANDMA Brandenberger Of st.
st. Louis, 20 years Did. has entered a
swimming race in the Mississippi.
Which shows what living under the
made Of the Annheuser Busch Will ac-
%complish.
THE GOVERNMENT crop report
gives New MexicO's percentage as 80
TO % on wheat. barley, and corn,
north. and most OF those IN the west
md south. This ought to hold 'em for
awhile.
OTIS ANDREWS. an lei Paso mer-
hant has suddenly discovered thai
he h the owner through inheritance
II "a large portion Of the city Of st.
1as drawn a bigger bunch of trouble
han the average heir.
mkH
AN ENGLISH physician claims to
discovered that the musular
itrength OF the English men is de-
'reasing. while that Of the wOmen Is
Increasing. The Information Is not
Kelly To make members Of parliament
yiew the suffragists with less alarm.
"rhe Albuquerque Citizen Is always
found TO advocate what IL best for
he territory In general and for the
people of Bernalillo county n It's
'lty IN particular. Therein II differs
fery materially from it, morning con-
which is uniformly work
nR for self and pelf.-The Almanac,
Max Is getting to be a real mean
I'D thing.
THERE SEEMS to be an epidemic
II literary hari-kari among the ma
ure fakirs. The p~resumptuous
Charles G. -, Roberts, who should
,pologize to the White House for be-
ng alive, has the unparalleled auda-
lily and appalling temerityfo publish "a
tory In the Saturday Evening Post
,bout a bull moose that a hunter
'aised on a bottle and drove in har-
less. q, D's fate will be spoken of
'nly in s~huddering whispers
LAST WEEK we told about Clo-
rs. n. NJ, the gateway to the Pa
life coast, the Rocky mountain re-
ZION. the great plains, and the Gulf OF
Europe. and The canal, now
'omes Texico saying she Is IT.. We .
hould hate 10 umpire that game !
q Paso Herald. !
Tho mar who umpires II will need :
double barrelled shotgun and "a Z
'omh proof y
go q
THE LAWYERS Will make a 2
God thing out of the suits that have :
lcen brought and II IS understood VIII !
n filed in the United States courts I'm !
territory to cancel and set aside I
eeds for territorial public lands dis
of by the board of public lands &
'ithln recent years to private pur- y
hasers. Il Is an IN wind that blows !
% good 10 New Mexico lawyers y
Almanac. u
Attorney I'm. Comptometcr Frost u
hould get busy and allow the defend 4"
nts 10 have the benefit OF his Nhigh =,
restige and standing as a citizen and |
n attorney