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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01

Irency.
 "Annyhow, whin I pick me pa-aper see that Clarence is n again, an 1t seems that he's put aside all childish pursoots an has gone back to his evil iife that showed in tn ffst photty- graft. His tur-rble rushes through tn line. his fisndish tackles. his demon vac assaults on tn almost equally wtcked-lookin' thug again him, filled me with admiration an horror. Pitch- CTS took iv him afther th' game, or assault with intint to kill. show him somewhat aged. but stili W wicked ness.
 "whfn I heerd that this here cago to worruk I was afraid to go on Twin here. What was a little quiet hamlet like Chicago with It's ridick- ious records iv on'y eight murdhers per capita to do if such a disturber fv tn peace was thrown Into our midst? though iv sendin' circular letter to tn neighborhood iv Leavy's Patch, to warn thim iv tn comin' iv this wicked an 'tur-Yble orather. wondhered if tn pilos wud be able to cope with him fl he got into 2 rage. Ivry night closed up arly an wint to bed with an axe an revolver alongside me.
 Well. one day Hogan came in here with kind iv tall boy. with curly hair. who thripped over his feet and smoked cigareet. He ordhered a sherry cobbler Bein' all out iv sher- " cobblers. give him glass iv white pop. Thin took Hogan aside an says |; What dye mean be dis gracin' this respectable establishment ? . What ar-re ye talkin' aboutr says he. How dare ye bring childher into this placer says l. I've been runnin' this store rr years an this is tn first time amy infant has iver crossed tn due step. Are ye crazy that ye don't know there's a law again sellin' liquor to minors. or are ye a polls spyr Do ye know who that isl? says he I do not, says l. but I may've sone to school with his grandfather says l. Can't
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01
By E. P. DUNNE
(Cepyright, 1907, by n. H. Mcclure q Col

that shud wurruk,' Says another of the coachers. At the wurruds two-ninety cube root iv eight. plus the cosine iv twinty-two spoken in low but imper- yous voice tn right end will--we1l, frgit what tn play Is now, but any how that funk head of quarther back can't masther It. I told 1t to him yes- terday an he said this mornin' that he'd sat up all night thryin' to add 1t up an 1t made his head ache.'
 An whin tn game comes to be played tn little boys are out in tn field an tn vin'rble promoters are set- tin on tn side tellin thim what to do. Did ye slip tn hatchet to tn center rushT Yet tn folish boy f'rgot 1t. He has no head fr games. I hope you didn't omit to tell tn right guard that couple of good punches in tn slats will do f'r tn Smith boy. He looks anaemfc to me- An to they set comb in their boards with their hands durin' tn game an between tn halves wan iv thim goes an tells tn losers what he thinks iv their parents. Hogan canal boat answerin' tn captain back tn other day. Don't talk to me that way says he indignantly. I've never been to Yale.' he says.
 T haven't been able to get much in- Unrest in fut-ball since I larned 1t wasn't played be tn murdhrous ruffy- ans that see tn pitchers iv in tn pa- aper, but be old gintleman who figured out varyous forms of assault an bat thery, an deception fir childher to practice on each other. If had me way, r dhave all tn games preceded be a match between tn coachers. Tn old eintl emen shud put uh their whis- kers in nets Jay aside their wigs an false teeth, lash their eyeglasses firm Iy to their noses an go in f'r two wan minyit halves"
 CT think our young fellows take their games too seeryousiy," said MT. Hennessy.
 know us old fellows do." said Mir. Dooley.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01
NELSON ". ALDRICH,
 LEADER OF THE SENA TIE
By SAVOYARD

! Not Clay nor Calhoun. nor Benton. nor Douglas, nor Fesenden. nor Conk- ling, ever exerted as great influence on Federal Legislation as this man has for twenty years. Webster himself, with bis gigantic mind and matchless eio- quence., never was the force in the American Senate this man has been and Is. George Evans fought the tariff bat lie of 1841 and lost. Nelson w. Ald-' rich fought the tariff battles of 1888, 1890, 1893 and 1897, and won. He nev- pr lost a trick. The Wilson -Gorman tarif was as~ much the handicraft or Aldrich as it was of any other man. He Hnd Bill Chandler wrote the cotton schedule, and 1t was for protection only. He. Chandler, and Matt Quay wrote the iron and steel schedule, and 1t, too, was for protection only, as is attested by the fact that, three years later. Dingley adopted them with very little change. and no change whatever except in the costlier articles.
 Aldrich is no lawyer, no scholar. So far as his public utterances attest he is densely ignorant of history. and one may well believe that he has contempt for general literature. I have else- where opined of Nelson w. Aldrich that Burke's magnificent political and moral philosophy, couched in that maryelous production, the speech on The Nahob' of Arcot's Debts" would bore tbe Sem ator from Rhode Island, while if the most ignorant and most illiterate em- ploye of Providence or Fall River cotton mill should accost him in the throng and say that he had secret as to dye-stuffs that would save 5 cests 2, bolt of calico or gingham, Aldrich would be spellbennd by such eloquence. and run the thing down until he ascer- tained whether it were practical or vis- ionary.
 Like the late venerable Justin s. Nor Till, Senator Aldrich is a business man, but he could never bring to the discuss sion of an economic question the liter ary finish. the historical illustration. the happy allusion. the biting sarcasm, the old Vermonter summoned every time he went to debate with such giants as Beck and Vest and Vance Morrill, was a crossroads storek eeper; but he was also a student of books Perhaps he had read Adam Smith with out grasping the drift of that powerful intellect. Doubtless he had read Bent
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01
MR. COOLEY ON FOOTBALL .

'well, sir" said MT. Dooley. Tn fut ball season is over an the champeens has been declaredf
 "who won7" said Mir. Hannessy.
 Tt looks as though Yale. nesting undher tn ellums iv Noo Haven, had yroyooSed tn most vicious band of Scholars" said MT. Dooley "As usual this here siminary iv meditation, as Hogan calls 1t, has deviloped q su- peeyor group siv assassins. But wud- dent say annything again ayther wan iy tn other great scholastick institu- tions The rigorous coorse iv putting in tn stomach conducted be Pro-nssor Euggs iv Princeton (Ex-heavy weight champeen iv Moo Jersey) has enabled th' rtprisintatives iv that staid an' solid support iv lawn Calvin to give new glory to tn doctrines iv pre- dustynation. As fr Harvard, her col ols have not been lowered as far as I can see. Her defeat of Smith ts-o) an iv tn Orthopedic Hospital (6-5D shows me that this dear old almy mather iv Thaydoor Rosenfelt an oth CTS who shall be nameless if he has his way, is still a power in fut ball.
 Dear me. I'm gettin' to be quite . college fellow through readin' th' newspapers in tn fall, Hinnissy. fv man runs a saloon an reads all the newspapers firm end to end. nawthin' human or inhuman. as Hogan says is foreign to him. Ye take fut ball. niver played fut ball since was eight years old. 'Th' next year I wint to wurruk. But read all about 1t in the pa-apers.
 About tn beginnin' iv September I'm goin' through me pa-apers an I east me eye on pitcher an say: Well, this Is sthrange. Why have they put tn criminal news here instead iv on tn, front page. Tn iditor that did that will be fired On lookin' closer I see that tn phottygraft is wan iv Clar- ence Doolittle, the demon haif-back in tn Yale fut ball team. He's a tur-.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01
PUZZLED THE BEST DOCTORS

People who object to liquid meof~ cines can now secure Peruna Tablets, which represent the solid medicinal in- gredients of Peruna.
 Each tablet Is equivalent to one average dose of Peruna.
 Catarrhal Ailments.
 A great many chronic ailments de@ pend on catarrhal conditions over- looked by the physician. This ic why 1t is that Peruna so frequently re- lieves cases that have puzzled the best of doctors.
 Peruna Is intended but for one afl- ment, catarrh. But in relieving caS tarrh Peruna frequently relieves stubs born ailments that have resisted the best of treatment.
 So long as the cause rems 'ns a cure could not be effected. whe ever the cause of chronic ailment Is ,atarrh. Peruna Is found to be reiiac rem edy.
 We have a great many such $. 7ss on record
 Systematic Catarrh. <
 Mfr. Chris T. Connolly. 32 Hollis SIs Halifax. Nova Scotia. writes:
 Having been troubled with severe and almost constant pains in the back of the. head. neck and back, caused from catarrhal condition. I was ad- vised to try Peruna.
 After using two bottles, I felt won~ derfully relieved. just as if weight had been lifted from the back of my head. and in less than four weeks \ was without pain and cured"
 Ate Like Boy.
 Mir. W. c. Rollins. Prairie View Texas Secretary of the State Normal and Industrial College of rexas.s writes:
 For five years I was a victim of chiils and levers, as a result of acute malariai complaints.
 T tried several doctors ard took many prescriptions, but obtained no relief.
 "Peruna was recommended to me. and after taking the first bottle. felt better, and after taking three bot ties my appetite. which had been poor, returned. and was as good as when a boy. became stronger. and the fever left me.
 T continued taking Peruna, and I am now in excellent health and vigor."
 Dizziness and Consttpatfoa.
 Mfr. Jacob W. Star. President Civil Service Retiring Association. also Sealer of Weights and Measures. Cam- den. N. J.. writes from 1881 waliach Place Washington, D. C.. as follows.
 'T wish to give my unqualified en- dorsement of Peruna as the best pos sible remedy for dizziness and constf- patton, and without an equal as . tonic for the weakening effects of long and stubborn cold. I have tried fl thoroughly and speak from a complete experience. It is excellent as tonic.1
 Catarrh of Head and LunGs.
 Mir. William F. Gullette. Main St.. xenia. O.. writes:
 After being sick for six or seven years, am more than glad to say that Peruna is better than any medicine I have aver taken. Tn the past twelve months it has cured me sound and we'll of catarrh of the head and lungs In it's worst stage"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01

rble lookin' fellow. h are he appsars to be about forty-dve. He may Dc younger, but life iv crime an hard ships has marked him with crool lines. He was ividentiy pursooed be the polls through forest an swamp an brought to bay. He Is standin' in front iv tn camera intint on sellin his life as dear as possible A desprit charackter. says If iver meet Clarence Doo- little in a dark place I'll give him q wide berth. says I
 T watch his career ixpictin' Avry day to read. that he has burglarIzed Prisidint Hadley's hen house or att tackled Pro -fissor Sumner with a coup- ling pin. But all I read Is that Clar- ence Doolittle may not be able to play because he has the measles, or that th' faculty ain't sure that they can let Clarance Doolittle go into tn game because he fell down .h' other aav b an attempt at . forward pass on spell in or jogrAphy. This onsettles me . good deal because I can't make out why a vicious, middle-aged criminal shud be botherin' his head about thin simple childish, pursoots. Think fv . thryin' to bound Alaska. What Pro- lessor wud dare to conthradict him if he said Alaska was bounded on tn east by Beloochystan an on tn south be Boolgahrya? He'd surely dhraw knife on him. But annyhow. Clarence gets through all right to play tn game.
 Maybe tn chief coach goes up an says he'il put head on tn -fissor iv pollytickal economy If Clarence isn't in tn game. Maybe tn pro- fissor fv pollytickal economy reflects that If a man can raymimber that eight-twinty- three-nine-seven en-six means that he must wipe of his bloody nose. run three steps to tn right. knock down a man, fall on his face. pretind to have ft, get up. slap tn empire. catch tn ball, jump back with it. pretind to lose it an thin kick 1t, has as good head as a man that believes that tn panic iv
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01

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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01

Mir. F. J. Leyaorf, Notary Public, Chicago, ohio, writess "It is with pleasure that can speak % highly of Peruna.
 Y CT had tried many prepared med- icincs, also have called iu physf- clans, hut all of no value to my case. I not only had cafarrh. but was troubled with ailments that puzzled our best doctors.
 sWhen commenced taking Pe- runal | had no confidence in any medicine, as had tried 50 many with no good results.
 sAfter taking the first bottle of Perunn. felt . change thnf no other medicine had brought about. After the second bottle I was still better.
 ABy the above experience with Peruna, do not In the least doubt 1t to be the best remedy for sale. My confidence in 1t is great. | do not hesitate to recommend it to those afflicted with catarrh, and for a general breakdown. as was my case"
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01
Its Relieving Infiuence .

New York Herald.
 If you want proof of the meliowing influence of a cocktail consider that Vice-President Fairbanks was in the city yesterday and the mercury in the therm ometer rose.- ,
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01
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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-01
Pe-ru-na in Tablet Form.

Fe-ru-na m Tabiet Form. For. two years Dr. Hartman and his assistants have necessarily labored to creat Peruna in tablet form. and their strenuous labors have just been crown cd with success.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
ELEVATORS TO BUY GRAIN
Duluth and Minneapolis Managers Is
sue Instructions.

sue iNSITuCItCU8.
A most encouraging piece OF news
developed when it was learned that
all the line elevators in North
Dakota and Minnesota had been
given instructions by the Duluth
and Minneapolis managers to buy all
the grain that is offered and to pay
the highest price for the same.
Since the recent financial stringency
spread over the country more or less
risk has attended the situation and no
such sweeping instructions were con-
templated, but now that the clouds
are disappearing and money is loosen
ing up the indications are that until
the close of navigation there will be an
almost unprecedented activity in the
grain movement
The foreign demand for grain is
very strong, providing it can be moved
before lake traffic freight ceases. In
this connection it might be stated that
the jobbers of Duluth and Minneap
oils have wired a great many of their
customers and statesmen to urge the
marketing of wheat at once to the enc
that the farmers may receive the high
est possible prices for the same. L
they hold back until navigation closes
prices will necessarily be much lower
on account of the all-rail haul from
the Head of the Lakes to the sea
board
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
IN HIS COMING MESSAGE
President to Recommend Fed.
eraI inspection of Grain.

Washington, Nov. 6.-President
Roosevelt has indicated to Senator
McCumber of North Dakota that his
message to congress would contain a
Recommendation for federal inspection
Of grain entering into interstate COM
merce. Senator McCumber has draft
ed bill which provides the inspection
shall be made under the direction of
the secretary of agriculture at an es-
timated expense of about 100000
annually, but which is to be REIN
bursed to the government through a
system Of fees whereby the producer
will pay the cost. The present sys-
tenn of inspection is through local
boards of trade and the cost to the
producers amounts to from Is to Is
cents per car The advantages of
government inspection are regarded
as important, both to the seller and
buyer
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
MONEY FOR NORTHWEST.
Government to Deposit Half Million in
Twin City Banks.

Twin City Banks.
Additional government deposits to
the amount OF 100000 will be made
In the banks of the Twin Cities as
soon as arrangements can be made
for forwarding the money.
The money will be divided evenly
between the two cities, ST. Paul get
ting $250,000 and Minneapolis the
same. The deposits in st. Paul will
be made with the regularly established
government repositories and thus the
larger banks will get the money, but
the smaller banks will be indirectly
benefited.
The determination of Secretary Cor
telyou to help out the financial situa-
ton in the Northwest resulted from
representations made to the president
and secretary of the treasury concern.
ing the urgent need of money to move
the crops and while the relief agreed
upon is comparatively small yet it will
be Of some assistance, and the hope
is that further government deposits
may be secured
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
DYNAMITE KILLS FOUR.
Indian Boys Steal Explosive and Al
Meet Death.

Billings, Mont, Nov 16.-News of
the killing of four Cheyenne Indian
boys by an explosion of dynamite at
Birely, Mont, small place south
east of tits city, has reached here.
The boys had stolen box OF the ex-
plosive from camp of employees of
the government reclamation service
and buried it in the ground in order
to witness the explosion After light
ing the fuse the boys retreated to a
safe distance, but as the fuse did not
burn as rapidly as they thought it
should they approached the spot in
order to investigate When they were
within a few feet of the giant powder
it exploded, killing all of them in
stantly
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
LOSS ABOUT 5000, 900.

Destructive Fire Experienced at Bay
ST. Louis, Miss.
Bay st. Louis, Miss, Nov. 16.-Fire
driven by high wind swept through
the town, burning to the ground
everything in its path and causing a
damage of about 100000. ST. 10
seph's convent one of the most IA
nous institutions of its kind in this
section of the South, was totally de-
stroyed and the Catholic church and
parsonage were also burned. Other
buildings destroyed We're the Oisane
theatre, Hotel Clifton, Cumberland
Telephone building and the Butler
building.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
GREAT EXODUS OF ALIENS
European Laborers Returning Home
by Thousands.

W
New York, Nov. 13-By far the
greatest winter exodus ever known of
aliens from these shores is now in
progress.
Including the first week in Novem-
Der, at which time the annual exodus
of laborers is supposed to be just be-
ginning, 102,677 more third class pas
sengers had left this port during 1907
than during the same period of 1906.
The excess Of second class and first
class was 14,252 and 6,729, respec-
lively
Steamship men who have. studied
the steerage movement especially
with regard to the day laborers OF
1taly-state that it is larger and more
persistent to the east this year than
ever before and from this they argue
that a large percentage of the voy.
ayers, seeming letup in industrial
activity and with an exaggerated idea
Of the present financial stress, have
no intention of returning in the spring
! The returning emigrants will spread
| the news to all parts of Europe, with
the result that the number of able
bodied men seeking profitable EN-
| ployment in this country next spring
! will be leSsened materially
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
Bargains in Farm Lands.

If you want to learn about except
ionally rare bargains in South
Dakota farms lands Or unusual bust
ness opportunities in the new towns
in the magnificent new country being
opened by the Minneapolis and St.
Louis r. r. extension write for
beautiful illustrated descriptive pam
pblet on the New Empire, the
sfarmers' and stockman's paradise.
This pamphlet will be mailed free. A
postal card will do it. Write at once
before edition is exhausted, to A. b.
Cults, G. P. & T. A, Minneapolis,
Minn.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
Swapping Turtle. For Terrapin

The Italians who live in the towns
along the Connecticut valley are reap
ing a harvest catching young swapping
turtles, which they sell to marketmen
for the New York hotel and restaurant
trade for terrapin, the taste Of which
they closely resem Bile, says a Water
bury Comm dispatch to the New York
Tribune. This season Of the year the
snapper lies concealed in mud below
the frost line and may easily be caught.
The turtle, unlike other creatures that
hibernate. becomes fat, juicy and fine
favored and is in fine condition in late
fall
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
Home Of Swamp-Root.
Sour
Storraacl

No appetite, loss OF strength, nervous
ness, headache, constipation. bad breath,
general debility, sour risings, and catarrh
of the stomach are all due to indigestion.
Kodol relieves indigestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices of diges-
ZION as they exist in healthy stomach,
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol for
dyspepsia does not only relieve indigestion
and dyspepsia, but this famous remedy
helps all stomach troubles by cleansing,
purifying, sweetening and Strengthening
ahe mucous membranes lining the stomach.
MIR. S. S. Ball. of Rayenswocd w. Va, says
-, was troubled with stomach for twenty years.
kodol cured me and we are now using it in milk
fer baby"
Kodol Digests What You Eat.
Bottles only Relieves indigestion, sour stomach,
belching of gas, etc.
Prepared by E. @. Dewitt & CO., CHICAGO.
E. A. PFEFFERLE
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
Odd Way to pay Election Bet.

John Mcintosh. a prominent politi.
clan of Rome, N. T., made wager on
the election for mayor. the loser to ride
horseback from Rome to Chicago. a
distance of 600 miles, says a dispatch
from Utica to the New York American.
Mcintosh lost the bet. He has pur-
chased a horse and saddle He Is to
blow a bugle to announce his arrival
at each place. He promises faithfully
to carry out his contract.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
REVOLT IN FoRMosA.
sixty-thres Japanese Policemen and
Civilians Murdered.

London, Nov. 1S.-In dispatch
from Toxic the correspondent of the
Times says that the revolt of com
pany of Chinese troops in Formosa
resulted in the murder OF sixty-three
Japanese policemen AMID civilians.
The incident has caused uneasiness
in Toxic, the correspondent declares,
as the loyalty Of the Chinese merce-
naries had hitherto been unques-
toned.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
Three Years for Fighting.

Ole Torgrimson, a farmer of the
town of FROM, Beltrami county,
pleaded guilty in court at Bemidji
to the charge of assault in the
second degree and was sentenced
to serve term of three years in the
state penitentiary at Saltwater. Last
August Torgrimson visited Bemidji
and after imbibing much liquor he re-
turned to his home He got into an
alteration with some OF his neighbors
with the result that several Of them
were beaten by him. Subsequently
Torgrimson was indicted by the grand
jury.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-11-20
Minnesotans to Back Amurdsen.

Captain Roald Amundsen, discoverer
Of the Northwest passage, was accord
ed an enthusiastic reception on his
arrival in Minneapolis. The interest
which was displayed in the arrival of
the famous explorer was made the
more fitting and proper by the an
nouncement that in Captain Amund.
sens attempt to reach the North Pole
in 1909, Minneapolis capital will back
the enterprise