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Philadelphia Ledger.
One Of the quickest ways to get rid
of money Is to try to get more in a
hurry.-New York Press.
Peace concluded in Central Amerl.
ca" That's nothing. Peace there Of
ten sees its Observation-Disclosures Led
ger.
At his distance, 1t would seem that
the stock market might have had a
Observation-Disclosures North Amer
lean.
1t must make even the San Francisco
crowd sit up to read the graft stories
emanating from Harrisburg, Pu.-New
York Mail.
We can look for universal peace
about the time the club women have
solved the servant girl problem
Washington Post.
The swap of the free pass for a two
cents-a-mile rate seems sure of an early
ratification and consummmati0n.-
Washington Herald.
When a man has been losing money
he has got to blame it on the govern
ment or he might guess he had been g
fool.-New York Press.
An English writer has discovered
that men laugh more than women. But,
then. they have something more to
laugh at.-New York Mail.
There's nobody smart enough when
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ton his parents gave him when he was
a baby.-New York Press.
The scientists who claim to be able
to weigh the soul would need the finest
Of scales to weigh the average con-
science.-Washington Post.
Hartman says he prefers the pcni-
Tertiary to the poorhouse, and some OF
his operations nave shown that he
means it.-philadelphia Press.
Zion City now has two prophets. But
each seems to think that John AleXan-
der Dowie's mantle is not big enough
to diyide.-New York Tribune.
Knowledge would be more general If
men could only be convinced that they
dc not know as much as they think
they do.-Florida Times-Union
The automobile industry has increas-
ed 46 per cent in five years, not count
Ing by-products like profanity and
Observation-Disclosures Star.
As long as a Wall street panic can
be kept confined to Wall street there
) Is no reason for the rest of the country
TO get scared.-Philadelphia Press. ,
Mr.. Hartman says he has been a
pack horse all his life. That may be
why he has been able to get away with
: 10 much Observation-Disclosures Post.
|. The Chicago clergyman who says the
world is too light-hearted evidently
hasn't fallen in with e. II. Hartman
Observation-Disclosures North American.
1t seems that Mr.. Hartman does
not speculate, this form of amusement
! being left to the gentlemen who deal
+; with Mr.. Observation-Disclosures Led
ger.
In France, according to a contempt
rary, telephone girls tell the subscrib-
err II ~listen." but here we know that
without being told.-New York Her
aid.
Some Of those Congressman who
went Town to Panama are as enthu-
siastic over the canal as If they were
digging it Observation-Disclosures
Press.
f For the next few months the list of
greatest living Americans will be sub
ject to change every time a player saves
a game by smashing out a home run
Washington Post.
A Chicago dispatch says the stand
ard Oil Company has not given up
Certainly not. 1t is the practice OF
the Standard to rake in, not to give up.
-Washingtin Post.
There was a bicycle stoop and there
is a roller skate cough, but the all
ment connected with the automobile
can be guessed-it is thinpocketitis.
Philadelphia Ledger.
; However, it should be remembered
that those twenty-eight honest men are
in Pittsburg, where certain kinds OF
scandal only add to the distinction
!, Philadelphia Press.
According to the census reports, Pitts
burg has fewer divorces tina most
CllleS, Dul IL appeals " iH"Ac up III
quality what it lacks in quantity
Philadelphia Press.
Whenever we read of a stockbroker
making 81, 100000 in one day, we get
out of patience with the laboring peo-
pie who doubt the country's prosperity.
; Washington Post.
The Baltimore Sun says we spend
; more than S5.0Oo,O 900 per annum on
baseball. Well, the people evidently be-
lieve they get their moneys worth
Washington Herald.
If popular nomination for United
States Senators become general, there
are a lot of men in the Senate at pres
ent who will not be defeated for re-
election. They won't run.-Philadel-
phia North American.
When James J.. Hill, former presi-
/ dem of the Great Northern, expressed
the desire that The time should soon
I come when less would be heard OF
) Washington he must have had 8 fore
J boding as to coming events.-New York
World.
E Mrs. Sage Will devote part OF her
husbands 500. o fortune tn iuyes-