Dakota farmers' leader. (Canton, S.D.) 1890-19??, 1907-11-08
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t.%sroothache, Ell? I'd have the thing
pulled out ii it were mine. 80 Woulo
L lie it were yours.'-Pick-Me-Up.
Don't you think that doctor comes
oftener than he needs to!' How should
| kpow what his needs are !'-Life.
do you think Dauber's picture
worth catalogue price" Its SUN d
quarter, isn't it?'-liarper's Weekly.
How do you know he hasn't any
sense OF hlnior?" because he hasn't
any sense OF any kind."-Cleveiand
Plain Dealer.
She-To satisfy me you must make
my shoes Shoenaker-Very large
inside and very small outside!-Irans-
atlantic Tales.
She-What prompted Miss Gold to
take that old bachelor! lie ~lsarcastl-
cally)-kleptomania, l should think
Literary Digest.
"Have you lived here all your life,
friendy" Not yit, but ct l don GIT
money enough to move | reckon IN
have to !"-Atlanta Constitution.
Little Girl CATER a domestic scene
with her mother)-The best thing for
us to do, mamma is to agree to a sep
neutrality-suspicious. Biaetter.
She-Thcre is at least one woman in
the world who can thank you for rem
dering her happy for life. He-Why,
I'm not married. She-That's what l
mean!-Illustrated Bits.
do you expect to make people be-
lieye all you say?' NO." answered
Senate Sorghum 1T will be u pretty
good job ii | convince them that l be-
lieve all of it Observation-Disclosures
Star.
Nurse-Come indoors at once, Master
Richard, and be Il good boy. You won't
go to heaven If you're SO naughty. Mas
ter Richard-I don't want to so to
heaven; l want to SO with Father =
London Sketch.
Take dinner with us tomorrow,
COUNT" could you not make it
breakfast? l have numerous invita-
lions to dinner each week, but ! can
not live on re one meal a day."-Lou-
isville Courier-Journal.
Waiter-Mr. Brown left his umbrel-
la again, sir. ! do believe he'd leave
his head if it were loose. Robinson
1 dare say you're right l heard him
say yesterday he was going to Switzer-
land for his lungs.-Ally Sloper.
Gentleman Lodger-1 say, Mrs. Nap
-. 7 E 49, .pN Cow, 1860, No n RI This
morning. 1t doesn't seem fresh. Mrs.
Napper-Very strange, sir. The shop
man said it was only cured last week.
Gentleman Lodger-Well, it must have
had a relapse.-Punch.
eff you do not take care Of your
per, 'the world will simply sheer and
ask what you did with it," Yes; and
If l invest it and become rich, the
world will sheer and ask me where l
got it."-Washington Star.
Hasn't Woody got his coat-of-arms
yet? Why, he told me he was going to
look up his ancestry the first chance
he pot. and well, I believe he
got a chance to look up his family tree,
but he saw ON things hanging to the
branches that discouraged further re-
search" ~ Catholic Standard and
Times.
"You Insurance agents are a careless
bunch" growled Mr.. Busyman. You're
the third thai has been in here to-day,
and not one Of you has shut the door
after him." That's not carelessness,"
answered the agent. ION the contrary,
it's a matter Of precaution."-Cleve-
land Leader.
Diplomatic Bachelor (who has for
gotten whether the baby is a boy or
girl)-Well, well, but he's a fine little
fellow, isn't she? How old is 1t now?
Do her teeth bother him much? l
hope he gets through its second SUM
mer without getting sick. She looks
like you, doesn't he? Everyone says it
does.-Puck.
speaking of bad falls" remarked
Jones, Il fell out of a window once,
and the sensation was terrible. Dur
ing my transit through the air really
believe I thought of every mean act l
had ever committed in my life. HIM"
growled Thompson. You must have
fallen an awful distance !'-Philadel-
phia Inquirer.
Professor Coming from his club
holding up triumphantly his umbrella
to his wife)-You see, my dear AlIna,
how stupid are all he anecdotes about
our Observation-Disclosures; you see, |
haven't forgotten my umbrella Mrs.
professor-But, my dear, you didn't
take your umbrella with you; you left
it at home.-Frankfort Witzblatt.
John and Willie are twins. Their
best friend and playfellow is Archie,
who Is gifted with red hair and q hot
temper. One day they quarreled and
Archie started home in a huff. The
unsympathetic twins called after him
cred head, red head" Archie seemed
not to zeal until the insult was re-
peated, then he turned and called back,
..Don't care IL / am red headed, I amt
twins and folks can tell me apart
Grand Forks Press.
The seuuel to the Joke.
Many years ago a visitor to Edln.