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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
Steady OutgU.

WILKINS" "Smythe was telling me
while ago that he really didn't
know what to do with his income.
out he is all right now"
Watkyns-"How so?"
Wilkyns-"He has got an automo-
bile. e."-Somerville Journal.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
Taking i'm the Coin.

Talking about Inventions" said
he business man, Il have a little
Machine in my place that would make
ne millionaire If could only keep
going all the time"
What is it,"
"A cash register. r."-Phlladelphla
Press
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
No Cause For Enthusiasm.

II know my sermon entered the
hearts Of the men in the congrega-
ion." declared the enthusiastic min
ster.
No doubt of It," remarked a man
gho had heard II. 1T bored its way
II. n."-Cleveland Press.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
Natural Indignation.

"I sent you plans for the porte
cochere and grand entrance" began
the architect who was building Nu-
ritch's palatial mansion.
YES" interrupted Ngritch. hotly.
land what do you mean by putting
'Salve' over the door. Don't you try
to run in no patent medicine ads on
me!"-Cleveland Leader.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
Her Need.

II do so dislike arithmetic" said
Mrs. Barnes-Cache. Il think l shall
have to get one OF these adding ma
chimes to help me keep track of my
bank account"
NO" replied her husband. gloom
lily. What you want is a subtracting
machine. ."-Clevelan Leader.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08

In saying dividends on Government
stocks the British Government takes
no account of fractions Of a penny.
In this way It makes about $500 a
year out OF the investors in publie
funds.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
Parental Consent.

Pater-"Can you support my
daughter in the style to which she is
accustomed without having to bor-
row money and getting in debt all the
time?"
Suitor-"Yes, sir"
Pater-"Then take her. It's more
than | can do."-Cleveland Leader.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
Traitor.

They say that he fell overheard as
he ship rolled on its side"
You might say that he left the
hip in the lurch. Yale Record.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
Where the Fault Lies,

Patience.-Does this hat look funny
On me?
Patrice.-No. But you look funny
under that hat.-Yonkers Statesman.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
TWICE.TOLD TESTIMONY.
A Woman Who Has Suffered Tells
How TO Find Relief.

The thousands Of women who suffer
6acksche. languor, urinary disorders
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08

A stepchild will not Inherit prop
srty from its steptather.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08
VIII tie Funny
.FeIlotvs'
What II Really Was.

What tt Really Was.
VIII you step into my parlor."
Said the spider to the fly,
inviting her politely 20 her doom;
But the fly was pretty fly,
Nay, kind sir" she made reply,
I'm afraid your parlor's but dining
room"
Boston Transcript.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-08

He--"It IS reported around that
you and | are engaged"
She -" Didn't you deny it?"
He-"No. | was afraid to do so
without first seeing you."-From Ally
Sloper.
The Jewish outlook., 1907-10-25
The Intermar.
riaee Question

iect of intermarriage by Chief Rabbi
Adler. written in his usual forceful style
and presented in an ever-fresh manner.
From what he says intermarriage III
conservative Anglo-Jewry seems to be
alarmingly on the increase and largely
affects Jewish conditions. We have, on
another occasion and in another place,
declared that intermarriage is actually
more prevalent among our orthodox CO.
religionists and their psuedO-orthodox
parent-honoring children than among
the true and conscientious adherents of
Reform. We say this not at random, but
from observation and experience. We
hear of Reform Rabbis officiating at such
intermarriages, it is true. but in most
cases there have been Gerei Tsedek-
conscientious proselytes, and even where
Reform Rabbis have, true to their prin-
ciples officiated at intermarriages where
there has been no such conversion, their
The Jewish outlook., 1907-10-25

udDlc Uudu hdUUlo WIN WV
brate such unions without conversion or
with conversion that is a mockery,
since the convert is not sincere and lives
thereafter un-Jewishly DR. a compromise
and convenience, in order to appease
irate parents, and which is nevertheless
a hollow pretense, subterfuge. We
know of Gerei Tsedek among processing
orthodox, but such are very few, and out
of all proportion to the overwhelming
majority of the other type. We OWSeF
are opposed to intermdrridge, and we
have conscientious scruples on that
score. We are opposed, likewise, to the
compromise and convenience farce, and
we are not an orthodox Rabbi. But the
whole matter rests upon bubble.
The reason, so frequently adduced
since time immemorial, for the biblical
prohibition of intermarriage, is not feas-
ible today; in fact, it has been obsolete
and dangerous for generations. In the
biblical days, and even later, the objec-
tions to intermarriage were altogether
what we may call religious, or rather
moral 1t was feared in the days of
heathenism, that if one who believed in
the unity Of God and the higher morality
and ethic became united in wedlock with
one who belonged to community OF
idolators and polytheists whose religious
observances lead to immoral eXcesses,
that this atmosphere and environment
would contaminate, that the influence
would be degenerating But the mod
ern adherents of Christianity cannot all
be called idolators, and the vast ma jor-
ity of them, though sailing under the col
ors of Trinitarianism, are in heart loyal
and noble Theists and all indeed, with
out exception, cannot be said to be lead
to immoral eXcesses because of their
Christianity. Christian ethics are moth
ing else but Jewish ethics, notwithstand-
ing the fact that theology, dogma and
creed arc from Greek philosOphic and
other sources. The Protestant Christian,
therefore, is no heather; and according
to the biblical injunction, it may be in
ferred that intermarriage today need not
be universally restricted. Ever since
time began there have been numberless
notable intermarriages, and yet Judaism
has not suffered. Although orthodox
traditionists tell that the blasphemer
Nevit. "a, wiz was the son of an
Israelitish woman and of an Egyptian
man, and with one or two more instances
of this nature, then declare that
the evils of intermarriage have caused
this criminality, we can point to many a
good issue from an intermarriage. This
argument is faulty and full Of holes, and
to adduc, it in proof is sign of weak
ness for witness the irreligious children
and descendants of DiOuS orthodox Jews
The Jewish outlook., 1907-10-25

ligious creed All said and done, how
ever, is Lot the moral life the truly re-
ligious life? is not the life of duty more
than the life of creed? and if the parents
and the children live that life, do they
not actually live the Jewish life? AS far
as happll ess is concerned, many mar
riages contracted between parties profess
ing the same religion, but not always
practising it, end unhappily. So the re-
ligious factor is not the logical reason in
these days.
The Zionists today urge the national
factor. They argue that we must either
renationaliZe or else become submerged
and lost entirely to Judaism. Yet these
very individuals seem to forget that in
Zion of old, other people who tell us,
as some time ago Arthur BalfOur, the
ex-Premier of Great Britain, that mixed
marriages are the only solution to the
Jewish question. Both these arguments
are fallacious and dangerous. In spite
of the defections through this course of
nationalists and complete assimilation
lists, Judaism still survives and the jew
ish community still survives, and ever
will do so and flourish. But-here is the
crucial pcint-while these erroneous con-
ceptions exist, intermarriage is not feas-
ible, and while it may be condoned after
the event, should nevertheless be discour-
aged. Judaism is not averse to Gerei
Tsedek, conscientious proselytes, but is
strongly opposed to anything in the
shape of compromise and conven-
ience. While Reform Judaism is as uni
versalistic as the Judaism preached by
the prophets of the eighth century b. G.
f., and consequently would hail the day
when the synagog will be a house sof
prayer for all peoples, nevertheless
wholesale intermarriage would be
fraught with danger just because Of the
erroneous ideas held regarding religion
itself by not alone the contracting par
ties themselves, but by many others, too.
The Jewish objection to intermarriage is
largely a disinclindtiOn rather than
feeling of intolerance and prejudice, a
desire for eXclusiveness and a sense of
superiority. Indeed it is not so very long
since the great objection to intermarriage
was urged on the Christian side, and in
some quarters is so urged today. But
the Jew is naturally timid to see and to
admit. The tendency today, among all
liberalizing and even conservative, sects
is away from theology, dogma, creed and
all such things as divide the children of
God. The heathen doctrines, espoused
by the Roman church, are crumbling be-
fore the march of progress and enlight-
enment, and soon the day will dawn
when God will be worshipped by all in
trllth when the federation Of man will
The Jewish outlook., 1907-10-25
EDITORIAL

An Anglo-Jewish
co n t e M porary
publishes a SER
mon on the sub
The Jewish outlook., 1907-10-25

OCTOBER rs, 1907.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05
Chr Un1n 5palH 1T
tlrr Funk nf Ttfr
By REV. THOMAS E. BARR,
Milwaukee.

with God the division hold things expect from God
specially that shall be dealt with accordance with the nature he has
and the conditions under which placed things
faith and obedience and following him. These two supplement
each other Our first necessities compel to seek rights to demand
what feel due to of opportunity of supply OF conda
ton Associated life forces recognize duty obligation give
demand children obedience parents students
teachers employees employers citizens to the law human
souls to God. The chain complete -
Duty is first Importance 1t always hand 1t continual
seed time ignored to-day break thread the fabric life
which years hence will spoil happiness Duty the gateway to
knowledge and the of power Toda duty edu and strength
for responsibility and the days battle for rights
Duty performed protection against Duty performed
honestly and ungudgng holds accord with this unfolding
m brings with plead rights the court
of humanity or heaven. ..~ ~@sN
troubles only good road to
follow. 1t the road must travel We shall only heap for
until do the first things duty and
rights reminding his hearers of the
grudgng parents pcung the love of God for sad
therefore all things whatsoever would that should do
we even to Them this the the prophets"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05
,,.s-kF y Il

The mountain laurel, that splendid
member of the health family to which
the rhododendron and the azalea be.
long, has been adopted by the Con.
necticut legislature as the state flower.
Peter Kahn, Swedish botanist who
visited this country in the eighteenth
century, pronounced it the most beau
tiful flower in all America, and intro
duced it into Europe. They call il
kalmia in his honor. Both Washing
ton and West Virginia have adopted
the rhodondendron, so the family
seems to be getting appreciation at
home after many years. The golden
rod is more popular than any other as
state flower, for it has been adopt.
ed by either the school children or
the legislatures of Alabama, Kentucky,
Maryland, Missouri, Nebraska and
Pennsylvania The rose comes next
to goldenrod in popularity; four
states having chosen it.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05
When a young woman's heart

Wnen a young woman HedrC IL
broken by tickle sutton she is con-
sidered justified in claiming damages
in a good round sum for the break.
age With superior masculine business
instinct young man in New York
has started precedent by handing
in an itemized bill of the expenses of
courtship when the fair one proved
false. The male heart may be tough
er in its breakage than that of the
more susceptible sex, but the money
plaster is quite as efficacious in the
one case as in the other, and it does
seem that it is hardly fair to leave
the unlucky swain with an empty
purse as we'll as with denuded
heart.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

If Germany should >make-war on
England, neither the uncle nor the
nephew would be hurt. 1t would be
the common people of both nations
who would suffer. What a pity it is
that those who make the quarrels can.
not be made to be the only ones to
fight, after the fashion of the old song,
which would have no belligerent men
abroad or weeping women at home.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05
Anuatttagra
nf MannrBal
By GILBERT j. CIIEsTERToN.
Noted English Writer.

There this faeood with that has got the truth he
generally happy And he happy he generally lazy The nces
SAINT activity the exaggerated intelligence generally belong to those who
are little wrong and just a little right
The whole advantage of those who think that Bacon wrote Shake
lies simply the fact that they whether Bacon wrote Shake
The whole disadvantage of those who do not think it lies the
fact that they do about it. The enough to
see that Shakespeare wrote Shakespeare the who enough
ne. tc worry whether he did or nok (
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

Cleopatra was pretty fast in her
barge, but she never had the accom-
modations of modern swift steam
yacht If she possessed them she
would. no doubt. have emigrated to
America and avoided that little trou.
BILE with the asp.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

The Cleveland STRENGTHENING de.
partmentl uses an electrical process to
remove the solder from the tin cans
that are picked up by the garbage
wagons, and as result is selling
about $4,000 worth of solder year.
OF course, every other big city will
now proceed to do the same.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

That rush of immigration is in full
swing. About $4,000 aliens are seek
ing admission to this country through
the Ellis Island station, and still there
are more to follow. The year is to be
a record breaker.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

1t is now said that X-rays cause
cancer instead of curing it. This is
rather confusing, considering the fact
that the rays little while ago were
believed to be a universal cure-all for
eruptions. When doctors disagree the
patient does not know where he
are"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

Iceland wants complete separation
from Denmark. 1t would be much
more profitable for Iceland if it could
hitch up with climate like Florida's,
so that it could ship icebergs and re-
frigerators for the home trade.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

A French physician has been max.
ing some experiments to see whether
men should smoke, but in spite of his
disinterested labors In their behalf the
majority of smokers will feel that they
are as well qualified to furnish expert
testimony on the subject as he is.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

Science tells US that flowers, as a
rule, are about one and one-half de-
grees warmer than the surrounding
air. Experience has taught us that a
rose can be comparatively good deal
hotter than that, if there is bee in it..
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05


The book of life is
sealed with two words
rights and duties. What
is due to us from the
world, what is due from
us to the world-these
two complete the circle
Of our social relations.
Even in the higher
sphere in which we deal
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

The present promoters of peace
may be visionary, as the Rev. Dr. Nor.
gan Dix suggests, but he is only Civ.
ing us a variation of the old song,
Lifes but dream at the best"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

Stromboli's famous volcano is keep
ing up continuous performance in
the shape of eruptions. Possibly this
affords a safety valve for the internal
forces at work in the earth. The re-
gion may congratulate itself that the
fireworks are not accompanied by dis
-astrous quakes.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

Tennyson's "airy navies, battling in
the central blue" have not yet arrived,
but Emperor William seems to be an
ticipating them by making his army
take a floating balloon as practice
target.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05

The truth is, | fear,
that madness has a great
advantage over sanity.
Sanity is always care
less. Madness is always
careful.
There is a great deal
of fa1sehood in the no.
ton that truth must
necessarily prevail.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05
Thp Club nniurraal
fur Unnnu Mrtt
By GEORGE SUTHERLAND.
Executive Secretary. Cleveland, o.. Y. N. C. A.

these days of exclusive clubs possible point out one
club that open for membership good citizens of the
male persuasonthe Young Mems Christian association
Plenty of people think of the Young Mems Christian
association religious institution merely 1t is that and
The relig ion mostly inside but be noticed
the outside through its results What the blood is to the
body religion to the Young Mems Christian association
- 1t works from the heart toward the surface
Good blood makes good body ~
So much for the policy of institution whh works for the good
of mankind, but does not its religion its sleeve
In the Young Christian everything helpful that
be done for DONE Positively questions asked about
what particular church belongs to- whether belongs
church member may believe anything he p he be Jew
GENTLE Catholic Protesant-ea Buddhist Mohammedn
it all the Y NJ A The only object to
help the and itself and uums
of mere dogma. E
And the whom the association influences helped many
ways Association workers they try help him in three distinct
waysmoa mentally and physically The first through assoca
ton assimilation the through education and the third by
of what possibly might be termed gymnasaon physical
training in the gymnasium. s.
When young joins the Young Christian association
he finds good company In such company does take him long
become interested things which promote the best interests of his char
acter Sometimes he makes friends with who aeward find
themselves position help him. Many
have the fellowship which engendered the
c. A. But this reference of course to the merely selfish side of the
question After little while the young gets past this and reaches
the point where he enoypng Others he has absorbed
atmosphere which developed his soul e which has made of him
better young than he when he joined the association
Some good things be found in almost any NJ c. A. in the
country its bshowe plunge and tub games of kinds
gymnasium practice reading and writing library Sunday aft
akneither lectures but genuinely nteresng
evening discussions the pressing problems of the hour lectures
presenting the best ceum talent available debating camera
sport boxing, fencing wrestling, musical and outing cubs
ployment bureaus; night school classes. etc. =
Beter Manhood is the motto of the Young Mems Christian
citation. 49,
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1907-07-05
For Sale.

About to leave Ely / have for sale
one Radiant Home, large, coal heater:
one cooking range and four other
stoves. Also a lot Of household fur
niture, such as chairs and tables.
GEO. WEsTcoTT.
The San Francisco call., 1907-06-30
WATTERSON's CANDIDATE
IS GOVERNOR JOHNSON
Minnesota Ozark Horse" Is
Groomed to Beat Bryan
for Nomination
SPECIAL DISPATCH TO THE CALL


CHICAGO, June 2s.-Governor John
A Johnson of Minnesota is the dark
horse" of Henry Watterson of Ken
lucky for the democratic presidential
nomination and political movements
are going forward which portend a
lineup Of the anti-Bryan forces in the
national convention Of 1905 behind
johnson. This information was learned
on high authority today, following a
discussion by local politicians of the
action of the Pennsylvania state con-
vention OF Thursday in declining to
take up resolution indorsing William
Jennings Bryan for the presidential
nomination.
A democrat whose source of informa-
tion is the best to be had said today:
when the time comes the states of
New York. Pennsylvania and Illinois
will be in line for the man from Mime
sofa Democrats who want to win are
getting behind Johnson There is not
much doing on the surface just now,
but the work OF organization is in
progress. AS for a running mate, If
we succeed. you can say that Lieu
tenant Governor Lewis Stuyvesant
Chanler of New York might be the
man.
The San Francisco call., 1907-06-30
UTE INDIANS DESTINED
TO STAY AT FORT MEADE
Must Remain in Charge Of Military
There Until New Bureau
Is Established

WASHINGTON. June 29.-The ques-
tion of the future of the Ute Indians.
and have been held by the military at
Fort Meade, s D.. has been settled so
far as the war department. is con-
cerned. according to Secretary Taft He
found that the army officers had ad-
1usted the matter for themselves by
giving the Indians food supplies TO last
them to the end of the fiscal year. plac-
ing them on the Cheyenne river south
reservation and forming an Indian
bureau, so that they would return to
its charge after that date.
The San Francisco call., 1907-06-30
Gas Cases Will Be
Submitted With
No Argument
Ready to Stipulate as
to Testimony in
Other Cases

/ The motions to set aside the ~ in
Frank G. Drum and John Martin will
be submitted without argument and de-
cided with like motions in the trolley,
Glass, Schmitz and Ruef cases.
Garret W. McEnerney and John J.
Barrett, representing the gas case de-
PENDANTS, advised Judge Lawlor yes
terday morning that they were ready
to consider a stipulation to accept as
their own the testimony submitted in
support of the motions presented by
Glass and the United Railroads officials.
Some of the grounds relied upon by
company officials.
For instance, counsel for Glass has
claimed that the indictments against
their client were not ordered by afir-
native vote of the necessary IL grand
jurymen. This contention is not made
by De Saba, Martin and Drum. Their
motions are practically Identical with
those of all other defendants so far as
the legality Of the impanelment of the
grand Jury is concerned.
McEnerney said he was ready to enter
into stipulation as soon as draft could
be submitted and pointedly informed
the court that 1t was not his purpose
to argue the motions. Judge Lawlor
informed counsel that he was more
concerned with the reception Of signed
stipulations and gave them until II
o'clock Wednesday morning to come
into court with their formal agree
ment-
The court also informed counsel for
the defense that he had decided to
order filed their motions for stay of
proceedings and dismissal. This order
in no way involves a decision of the
court on these extraordinary writs. It
was simply in consonance with the
courts action with reference to other
defendants who have adopted McEn-
erney's plan to get their cases into the
appellate courts.