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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1907-12-05
DR.. HUMPHREYS SPECIFICS.

Directions with each yiaiin Five Languages
English, German, Spanish, Portuguese and French.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1907-12-05
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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1907-12-05

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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18
MUEBLES.

Sc desea comprar IN iuego de uala, de
comedOr , Cuarto, aunque no former jue-
goa. Sc prsferen musbles antiques. Di.
riji-ge J. 2. B. ApartadO |. 1873 San
juan. 10 v. g..
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18
.GANTAR In
PALIN0l!A.
tDe d6nde Yiens esta tlase?

Cu6ntaAe que q poeta SteniCOrO- con-
temperance dc Hafo- ezcribi6 un pcema 4
la guerra dc Troya, "a 81 que ponia 4 He
lena como Chupa de domino.
Z la fabula refere que la famosa her.
mosura Be Ie pressnt6 convertible en una
diosa, pHiv6ndoIe de Ia vista.
Arrepentido Stesicoro escribi6 ID Pail
nodia, On Ia que ceIebraba 81 pudor de L
heroina, aseguTando que 10 que Paris ro'
baFa y On TrOya satuviera, fuera solo On
fsntaBmR.
Agradeci6la ID Helena le deyolvi6 la
vista.
Mit6logos hay d diCen que Ia Stssiccrc
compuso en- los dos casos fueron odaS, no
poemas; que Ia heTmoaa ultrsiada no in
tervinO On 81 alunto, y que caltigo , Per
don Corrieron cargo de Castor , Polux.
Sea 10 que quisra es el case que desde
entoncea cGnta Ia paEinOdia todo 81 que se
retracta On pdblicO de 10 por 81 anteB di
cho.
Y titul6 Stesicoro PaliaOdia ~ poems.
poTque palm, en- griego eS aaevamesate, J
ode, tambien en- griego, oasatO.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18

Ia missria de la poblaci6u rural, sus con-
diciones de vida, & los malog ejemplos OBJ
uarvados en- eI propio hogar en- el del
vecino, & Los violentos fugitivog acceBoB
de la paai6n. 81 gran n6mero de Felony
de Seduction, HobTeaeidoa por el Matrimo'
nio del acusado dc la ofendida, revelsn
que es mas Ia falta de moTaIidad que Ia
intenci6n criminal, la CauBante dc esoB
actos
Las Seducciones aGcendieron 1O4.
Es indudable que Ia proportion mayor
que 90 nota en- los Felony de Seduction,
obedece & 10 transformation radical que
dicho hecho punitive, ha Hufrido on Puer'
to Rico, con el cambio de legislaCi6n, en-
derecho penal, pusa del dereCho espafol
hemos lido radiCaImente al del derecho
americana. Conforme al derecho eSpafiol
penal, las actuales EeducCioneg, estabRn
comprendidas On los delitos de Rapto (vo'
luntario) y on el de Eatupro. El primero
era perBeguible de Ofcio, , el Hegundo solo
& instaucia della parte agFaviada, 8 & la de
Bus Padres 6 Tutor. En- la legislation
penal espahola us perBeguis y cagtigaba en-
81 delito de Rapto (voluntario) mas bien
que 81 ultrajs y el eDgaho 10 mujer, 81
uItraie hecho Ia famiIia, suntrayendo &
una menor de edad de la vigilancia de Bus
padres 8 Tutor. En- eI de EstupFo era
donda 90 persegufa 81 Epgaio, hecho & 10
mujer, seduci6ndola bsjo promesa de Ma
trimonio. Indudablementa q, en- ests apre'
ciaci6n iurfdica 30 deja reconoceF la in
huencia de las ideas p6blicaa aobre ls
moral, que tienen RspeCtos distintos en- el
pueblo espsflol On ell noTteamericano
En- este ha eiercido inAuancia Ia del pue'
bio aborigen de los Estados UnidoB, la de
los indioa, ejemplo curioHo de clio pode'
mos halIaRlo en- las Memories de Hunter,
que hablando de los indios norteamerica'
nos dice:
"Miran la seduction como un crinen VII,
Y mas culpable consideran al hombre que
4 la mujeF; de aqui el que ''olviden y per
dOnen" mas facilmente la falta de la mujer,
y que esta halle poca ninguna difcultad
para contraer otra alianza matrimonial,
cuando Ia abandOna su seductor, el cual
''es miradO generalmente con desconfanza,
y rechazado de las relaciones soc1ales."
(vease Ia edici6n de ma1ana.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18
SOcIEpAp De sOcORROs MyTuOS.
Los AMIGOS DEL BIEN PUBLICO
Sscret0rsG.

Vacante ia plaza de M6dico de euta So
ciedad la Junta DIRECTIVE en- session cele.
brada anoche, acord6 anunciar dicha pla'
90, por eI t6rmino dc an mes, que venceE6
el dia II de AgoSto pr6zimo vsnidero, de-
biendo preHentaT los aBpiTantes Bu Holicitud
acompahada de Ia iceucia, en- la Ofcina
del Prasidente calIe del Cristo ndmero 19
(altos). San Juan, Puerto Rico, Julio
IL de 1907. IrujiIlO CantiIlop, Secre'
tario.-V.e B.e EI Presidents, Lucas
Reyes 3v.s
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18


la lie -ROnqura
-RaqtsmO anduaa ndamada- Gnera-D
de los HueOse etc Se CuR 81
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18
A Las pAMAS.

Tenemos 81 guuto de aviaar todas las
damas eleganteS que acabamOu de recibir
un gurtido esplendido de los famoaoB cor
a6s Warmers los mejores mas baratos que
Sc fabrican en- 81 mundo, garantizados con-
ira el oxido y de las que son importado'
res exclusives ATrivf Hermanos sEl Gle
lo'' , "La Vizcaina". Muebles, camsu,
ETC., plazos en- "La Gloria" gran alma
cen Cruz IS.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18

-Pareos que en- Rio Piedras Sc desen'
volvi6 81 negocio de Grreedor hornOs para
cerGrIos. Ahora aaeguran que han vuel'
to & scr abiertos aIgunoB de los cerradoB.
Con motive dc Ia llegada de los al
caIdes de lR isla para aBistir & la auamblea
celebrada en- la FoEtaleza, 90 ha obHsrva'
do gran animaci6n en la ciudad.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18

DUELO Para los que tianen lutou
tensmos IN extsnso suFtido de papsl y 20.
bTes con Orla negra. Tambien 10 hay en-
cajitaH Tenemos sdem6s un variado SUR
lido en- esquelas de defunCi6n importadal
de AIemania Estados Unidos. I'M. Bu-
rillo & Co, San JustO 30, San Juan de
Puerto Rico.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-07-18

UANADO.-6e Venuen en- DuenaB con-
diciones 2 parejss de mulos, de CaballOH
2 caEros de cuatTo ruedaB. Para infor'
mes diriiirse don Manuel 8. Gauthier.
F6brica de BauleB, calle San Agustin,
Puerta de Terra, entire las paradss y 7
66J. M. S. P. o. Box 488. San Juan.
6vG.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
What Is Patriotism7

What is patriotism? Is it a narrow
affection for the spot where a man
was born? Are the very clods where
we tread entitled to this ardent prefer
ence because they are greener? No,
sir. This is not the character of the
virtue, and it scars higher for it's OBJ
ject. 1t is an extended self love, min
Cling with all the enjOyments of life
and twisting itself with the minutest
filaments of the heart. 1t is thus we
obey the laws of society, because they
are the laws of virtue. In their au-
thority we see not the array of force
and terror, but the venerable image
of our country's honor. Every good
citizen makes that honor his own and
cherishes it not only as precious, but
as sacred. He is willing to risk his
life in it's defense and is conscious that
he gains protection while he gives it
Fisher Ames.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
BEGINNINGS of Baseball.

The history Of the American game
dates from the first National Associa-
ton of Baseball in New York in 1858.
The first series of important match
games was played between picked
mines of Brooklyn and New York. at
Flushing. in the same year. Nearly
1000 persons-a large crowd for those
days-paid their so cents head to see
the contest. The rules Of baseball were
very crude in those days. The pitchers
position was simply limited to twelve
foot line forty-fve feet from the home
base. behind which he could take any
number of slips he wished. All he
was required to do was to pitch the
ball as near as possible over the home
base. There was no penalty for wild
pitching or for refusing to strike at
fair balls. l once saw pitcher de-
liver sixty balls to a single batsman in
one inning before there was a strike.
Not until 1870 were there any para
phernalia for defense. Old time catch
ers' hands were sight with their
cracked joints and bruised palms,
Harry Chadwick in Outing.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Ii Would Improve Ii,

A clergyman speaking on charity
held that charity which was not grace
full and clean was bound to fail. bring
ing to the donor scorn instead of graft.
tude.
Thus" he once said in a Sunday
school address, "a rich landlord while
making the round of his tenants cot
tages collecting rents met a little girl
whose beauty much impressed him.
''In the shabby front room of the
cottage the landlord talked for awhile
with the little girl. and as he rose to
go an unwonted feeling of kindliness
warmed his heart.
Let me see. he said. fishing in his
pockets-'let me see if | haven't some
thing to give to this dear little girl
and smiling and chuckling, he went
through pocket after pocket. Finally
in his hip pocket he found pepper
mint drop. a white peppermint drop.
He busted the fluff and lint from it
and extended it gayly to the little girl.
Here we are he cried. L thought
we had something. Here is a nice
peppermint drop for you. And now
he ended, what will you do with it?'
"'.Wash it. said the little girl grave.
Ivy
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Mary Knew All About Ii.

Little Mary's father had been teach
ing her to walk properly. walk slow
ly and turn out your toes" he admon-
ished her.
While she was undergoing this teach
ing she attended Sunday school one
day. The golden text was, Teach me
to walk honestly" After reciting it
several times the teacher asked:
"Who knows what that means?"
II do" replied little Mary. walk
slowly and turn out your toes"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Why Jimmy Didn't Sit Down.

The woman who had shopped until
the closing gong had sounded stood at
the transfer station and awaited the
suburban trolley.
'What." she YEARLY asked herself,
"does it profit a woman if she gain
the elusive bargain and loses every
trace OF physical freshness 2"
Presently the car came along 1t
had the usual crowd of humanity, and
the woman resignedly prepared to
stand, when Il grimy youth arose and
rendered her his place. Protesting
family, she sank into it guiltily and
registered a VOW never to shop over
time again.
In due time several seats were vacat-
ed, and the woman looked hopefully
toward her knight.
Jimmy" a friend of his was saying,
there's room inside now. Why don't
you sit down.
And the last drop Of discomfort was
added to the woman's cup of humilia-
ton when Jimmy responded:
Jaw, what's the use! No sooner I'll
get me legs stretched when another
tired old hen will get on and I'll have
to hop upr'-New York Times.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
CANNING Verses.

On going into the rooms of one of his
friends who was absent DR.. Mansel
saw on the table the opening lines of a
poem in the following lofty style:
The suns perpendicular heat
Illumined the depths Of the sea.
Taking up pen, he completed the
stanZa in the following witty way:
The fishes, beginning to sweat,
Cried, Hang it, how hot we shall BET"
DR.. Watson, regius professor of di-
vinity, had at one time been tutor of
Trinity. and when he was made bishop
of Llandaff an honest publican in
Cambridge. who kept an inn called the
Bishop Blaise, out of respect to DR..
Watson changed his sign and replaced
the head of Bishop Blaise by that Of
Bishop Watson. This transfer drew
from Mansel, who probably had some
grudge against the late tutor, the fol
lowing epigram:
Two of a trade can ne'er agree
No proverb ere was juster.'
They've taen down Blaise you see,
And put up Bishop Buster.
London Chronicle.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Their Little Sunrise.

They were clippers, and the stern par
ent was supposed to be il pursuit
But he wasn't. On the contrary, a tele-
gram awaited them at the next town.
''Is it forgiveness?'' asked the agitated
youth as he handed it to the angelic
one. She read it through and burst
into tears. Then the startled youth
er and l offer congratulations. Your
hasty action meets with our approval.
We can now carry out plan that we
have long contemplated and that was
delayed only because we had you with
us. In other words, we are about to
break up housekeeping and go into
fatv'-Argonaut.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
ears and Joy.

Under the title Tears of joy
George Friederici writes to a Berlin
paper that the custom of weeping and
bowling on all occasions of great joy
was general among the early inha bit
ants of America" and that in many
tribes visited by him in South America
the approved form of welcome was
still to weep. clears of welcome" he
says, are also shed by the natives of
the Caribbean islands and by the
Sioux, Algonquins and other North
American Indians. From all that
have seen, I judge that in times past
tears and joy were inseparable and
that the emotion which civilized peo-
pie now display at parting was once
the expression of hearty welcome"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
French Bulls.

The number of phrases Of the class
called bulls" to be found in polite
works are not all the product of the
Irish brain.
A novel that was crowned by the
French academy as possessed of I'M
usual merit contained a sentence OF
which the following is translation:
'If was midnight A man who lay
ia ambush listened to their conversa-
zion, but suddenly dense, dark cloud
passed in front of the moon and pre-
vented him from hearing more
Another phrase. written in down
right seriousness by a master Of
French criticism, runs something like
Ghis:
1T was one of those duels in which
one Of the blades literally buries itself
IN the heart of the other."- AIinneapo-
lis Journal.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
The Coach and Four Came.

Among the many records Of Harrow
scS>Ol is that of a boy, the son of
poor local tradesman in a very small
way of business. His schoolfellOws
often tainted him about his family
poverty. Their thoughtless jeers, al
though hurting his feelings, drew from
the lad the retort, Il intend before l
die to ride in a coach and four" The
years sped by, and, 10 and behold, the
poverty stricken youngster of Harrow
had developed into DR.. Parr, the great
est scholar Of his time, whose GUS
tomary and favorite means of locomo-
ton was a coach and four!-London
Mail.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
A Hard Debt to Paw

Il owe debt of gratitude that can
never be paid off" writes G. S. Clark, of
Westfied, Iowa, "sor my rescue from
death by DR.. Kings New Discovery.
Both lungs were so seriously affected
that death seemed imminent, when I
commenced taking New Discovery. The
ominous dry, hacking cough quit before
the first bottle was used, and two more
bottles made a complete cure" Nothing
has ever equaled New Discovery for
coughs, colds and all throat and lung
complaints. Guaranteed by w. G.. At
we'll, druggist. SOC and S1O0. Trial
bottle free.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Cured of Bright's Disease

Mr.. Robert O. Burke, Elnora, N. Y,
writes: Before [ started to use Foley s
Kidney Cure [ had to get up from twelve
to twenty times night, and | was all
bloated up with dropsy and my eyesiRht
was so impaired | could scarcely see one
of my family across the room. I had
given up hope of living, when a friend
recommended Foley's Kidney Cure. One
50 cent bottle worked wonders and he
fore [ had taken the third bottle the
dropsy had gone, as we'll as all other
symptoms of Brights disease" w. G..
Atwell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
He Fought at Gettysburg

David Parker, of Fayette, N. Y, who
lost foot at Gettysburg, writes: "Elec-
trio Bitters have done me more good
than any medicine ever took. For sew
eral years I had stomach trouble, and
paid out much money for medicine to
little purpose, until began taking Elec-
trio Bitters. | would not take $500 for
what they have done for me-" Grand
tonic for the aged and for female weak
nesses. Great Alternative and body build
err; sure cure for lame back and weak
kidneys. Guaranteed by w. G. Atwell.
druggist. SOC.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
HELPLESS!

A city man had a friend in from a
north country farm on a business mat
ter the other day, and they lunched to-
gether at restaurant. The Cork man
ate his meal entirely with his knife
When he was near the end he discov-
cred that he had no fork.
"Look here" he said to the city man,
that waiter didn't give me a fork
''Well. you don't need one," replied
the city man seriously.
';The deuce l dontv' came from the
farmer. what am l going to stir my
coffee with ?'--London Opinion.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Made If Complete,

When Lablache, the famous operate
singer, was presented to Queen Vic
toria her majesty, who had heard of
the artists hobby, asked if it was true
that he had large collection of snuff
boxes. He replied that it was correct.
He had one for every day in the year
1866.
quite complete" was the queens re-
spouse. "Here is another for leap
year."-Pea sons Weekly.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Dancing Proves Fatal

Many men and women catch colds at
dances which terminate in pneumonia
and consumption. After exposure, if
Foley's Honey and Tar is taken it will
break mp cold and no serious results
need be feared Refuse any but the
genuine in a yellow package. w. G. At
we'll.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
AppendicitiS

Is due in large measure to abuse of the
DO wells, by employing drastic purgatives.
New Life Pills, the safe, gentle cleansers
and invigorators. Guaranteed to cure
headache, bilousness, malaria and jaun-
dice at w. G.. Atwell drug store. 25c.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
A Graceful, Withdrawal,

''Do you know who that old man is
talking to our hostess?" asked Mrs.
Blunderer of the lady sitting beside
her.
THAT" answered the woman cod
ly, lis my son."
''Oh," gasped Mrs. Blunderer in con-
fusion, hes good deal older than
you are, is he not?'-Lippincott's
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
One ADVANTAGE.

EWhat do you think of this idea of
having dogs for caddies?" asked the
old golfer
''It's good idea,' replied the begin
ner. ''The dogs can't laugh at your
London Standard.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Concentration.

The Servant-Professor there is
thief in the dining room! The Astron-
omer deep in calculation)-Tell him
I'm too busy to see m.-Translated
For Transatlantic Tales From II Motto
per Ridere
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Not Guilty.

Employer Ito his clerk)-Is it true
that when the clock strikes 6 you put
down your pen and 60 even if you are
in the middle of word? Clerk-Cer-
tainly not sir. If it gets so near G as
that l never begin the word at ALL
Rire
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08

New Pure Food and Drug Law.
We are pleased to announce that Fo-
leys Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as i.
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as a safe
remedy for children and adults.-W. G..
AtWell.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
His Poetic Emacination.

doesn't the delay at the telephone
annoy you?"
No" said the slow spoken person.
Il kind Of like silence and solitude,
and / never feel more alone than l do
with the receiver at my ear and no
sound save that of a low sad voice
now and then in the dark distance that
signs, 'Waitingv "-Washington Star.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
A Significant PRAYER

May the Lord help you make Buck
len's Arnica Salve known to all" writes
J. G Jenkins, of Chapel Hill, n G. EIt
quickly took the pain out of felon for
me and cured it in wonderfully short
time" Best on earth for sores, burns
and wounds. Csc at W. G. Atwell drug
store.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
The Misiudged Turk.

The rural Turk at home, when not
goaded into violence by his corrupt
rulers, is the very antipodes of the
monster of popular imagination in
England. His domestic virtues are at
least equal to those Of any western
population. He is honest, industrious,
patient, gentle and of fine natural man
ners.-London Times.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Just a Hint.

Chapleigh-I say, druggist. can you
-aw-giye me something to-aw-
bwighten me up, doncher know? Drug
gist-YOu're in the wrong place, young
man. This is drug store. not a night
school.-Chicago News.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
An Old Timer.

81 guess that Tom over there is pref
ty DID,, remarked the young Tomcat.
81 should say" replied the other.
'Why. he claims that once in his youth
he actually saw a bootjack." -Phila-
delphia Press
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Mean Thinu,

II really must get to my ROOM" said
the first college girl. II can't afford to
keep late hours, must preserve my
complexion, you know
''The idea" exclaimed the other. 81
thought the kind you bought was al
ready preserved" -Philadelphia Press.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Why He Was Happy.

Briggs-HudSon seems to be happy.
Griggs-Yes: he has little money. but
he possesses a philosophical tempera-
ment and simple tastes. Briggs-I see.
He is Independently poor.-Judge
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Fancy Work.

Mrs. FollanSbee tells me that she is
studying Chaucer,' said Mrs Oldcas-
tie.
"Indeed?" replied her hostess. she
always was crazy over fancy work.
Chicago Record Herald
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Inncoendenf.

Il thought you We're married and
yet you're sewing Oh your own but
tOns''
Il am married, but keep my indie
pendence, let me tell ou."-Meggen-
dOrfer Batter.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Not improbable.

II understand in France a fine is
imposed when a train is late"
DO you believe they fine the train?"
Gas to that can't say. l know they
always dock the boats" - st. Louis
Republic
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
NerN SfiIniH

Village SchoOImaster explaining obi
ped" and "quadruped'') Now. Jones.
what is the difference between me and
a pig? Jones-Couldn't tell you. sir
London Opinion.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08

1t is not your duty to so live that
you will be satisfied with yourself, but
to so live that your wife will be salts
fed with you.-Houston Post
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Pneumonia Follows a Cold

but never follows the use of Foley's
Honey and Tar. It stops the cough,
heats and strengthens the lungs and pre-
vents pneumonia. w. G.. Atwell
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
The Same Thing.

He-So you were never in love? She
Why. no! But I've been engaged 10
heaps of men who were.-Bystander.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08
Near There Now

She-They say Tom Swift is going
to the bad. He-He'll have short
journey.-Pick-Me-U Up.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08

Laziness is the deadliest of all dis
eases, for the disease itself prevents
zone from taking the remedy.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08

We have secured the agency for Grino
Laxative Fruit Syrup, the new laxative
that makeslthe liver lively, puriies the
breath, cures headache and regulates
the digestive organs. Cures chronic con
stipation. Ask us about it.-W. G.. At
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-11-08

A man who can laugh at himself can
laugh at the whole WOrld.-Balzac.