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The Greeley tribune., 1907-08-01
Picture framing at Leiper Bros. ;

Buy your harness from F. A.
Gates.
Cents and ladies' astride saddles
at f. A. Gates.
Nothing too good for our custom.
ers. A. w. Jacobs.
Rosen g. Thorell sell steamship
tickets to and from Sweden.
New Greeley city directories on
sale at Tribune office. Price, 81. so.
Frames, mouldings and artist sup
plies at Pollock's, Ill Eighth ave.
nue..
Some Of the best bargains in l5c
goods ever shown, Saturday at
Noah's Ark.
| Mrs. L. M. Mcdonald, teacher Of
piano and organ, hour lessons SO
cents. 1903 Eighth avenue.
We are moved and find we are
overstocked in few lines which we
will sell cheap. McCutcheon Hard
ware Co.
Tribune excursion up Platte Canon
Saturday, Aug. 3. Fare round trip
90. so from Greeley. All other G. g. S,
pointsin county 50.
The stock of pictures, mouldings
and window shades formerly owned
by w. w. Field has been moved to
|! III Eighth avenue by r. E. Pollock.
Mrs. j. B. Clayton and daughters,
Misses Frances and Pattie Clayton,
from Kirkwood, Mo-, are guests for
the month at the Senator Clayton
home.
| Mr.. Steele, who has been the guest
of s. A. Blair, left Wednesday last
for Colorado Springs. He is in Colo
RADIO for the betterment of the health
of members of his family.
Rex Andrews clesed his work at
the o. P. freight office Saturday and
will 60 back to his home, Rockford,
Ill. B. P. Roberts from Kansas
fills the vacancy at the freight office.
An occasional Japanese is buying
ticket back home these days now
that the Mikado seems to be harbor-
ing the idea of having a nation ready
for any event, international or other
wise.
/ The B. d. Sanborn residence has
/ just been enlarged ON the north and
a large brick piazza added. The
Calvin Randolph residence next east
is also being improved by enlarged
porches on the north.
G. w. Morgan moved last week to
the new home built on South Tenth
avenue. The draymen moved the
goods partially into the wrong house
but decided later they would let Mr..
Morgan live In his own property.
clifford Hall left Tuesday for
Colorado Springs where he will act
Is tutor and at the some time enjoy
muuntafn "trip. At
the opening of school year Mr.. Hail
will enter senior year Of Colorado
college.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Neill lett on
delightful trip Tuesday morning
which will include Catalina Islands,
San Francisco and number OF pic
turesque and interesting points OF
the coast country. They will be ab-
sent a month or so.
The little child of VIM. Bucks,
which had been frail since its birth,
was taken seriously i'll Monday night
and 1t was feared for time the
child would not survive. The mother
died in February, 1t will be remem-
bered. The father was sent for
from Denver.
DR.. Fuaua has grown a big field OF
six x-headed or Egyptian wheat on his
ranch six miles east of Greeley.
This particular kind Of wheat was
started here eight yeas ago from Just
la few heads of seed, and the increase
from this has been sown each year
until now DR.. Fuqua has Twelve
acres. The wheat will probably run
sixty bushels to the acre, and Is salo
to be good milling wheat and will
withstand more severe weather than
The Greeley tribune., 1907-08-01
|. Locals

eweler.
e at Lester'S.
log at Leiper Bros.
every day at A. w.
lks and camera sup
breeley souvenirs just
mes.
bny quantity at Nor.
b the CITY.
Il llc sale SATURDAY.,
I'D teams to let for
Ptiyal. John S. Hol-
over Colorado s.
bite Canon excursion
3.
reII would like to see
the shoe store, sl4
this week.
for Platte Canon ex-
p M. Saturday, Aug
lustic fountain In
Foyer, who has been
hospital due to an at
ID fever, is getting
hl.
! lrs. Fred Lee from
Ian., are newcomers
|ey arrived last Friday
emily located here.
! wife of a former
" Episcopal church,
'lsit at the home Of
att Tuesday evening.
rty for the Jupior
society of the U. P.
held at the home of
.oontz on Tenth ave-
Don.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24

he innocently inquired how the cars
got up the pole. This was considered
very fair for beginning and caused
roars of laughter-among our hosts
Nothing but place Of rest would
have made a humorist smile after that
1000 mile ride. We weren't used to it.
Since the late cruel railroad pass pre-
ventive legislation we have walked so
much it lanes us to ride.
Morning broke fair after a good
nights sleep in 100000 hotel, the
Alexandria, whose regal appointments
just seemed to be made for humorists,
and we HE'D ourselves forth to get our
first breath Of the glorious climate of
California we had heard so much
about. The glorious climate at this
season needs nice, cold mint julep
to sprinkle it down. It has a thirsty
air. It hadn't been rained on for
weeks.
Now the orgies begin. At 9 o'clock
we were whisked away to Monrovia,
where we were lunched and received
and autoed, and beautiful ladies and
gallant gentlemen We'd with each other
in extending Inequalities Of every va
riety, and our pictures were printed in
the Monrovia News, and nobody tried
to sell us any real estate, and the dust
stayed on the ground where it be-
longed. and paradise was spilled all
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24
BY w. J. HAMPTON.

II HAVE but recently come from the
annual meeting Of the American
Press Humorists, an aggregation
not trust-of sober minded men
who do not make jokes for the fun of
the thing. They need the money.
The annual meeting Of the A. P. II.
is held every year. This is no joke.
Ask those who pay for the pleas
ure. It is almost as serious as OWL
ing an automobile. Indeed, only
wealthy editor can own a funny
man and an automobile at one and the
same time. The purposes Of this aggre-
cation Of jokesmiths are promoting good
fellowship, UNFOLDING the quality Of
modern humor and permanently retir-
ing decrepit jokes Of all classes. Among
the hundred members are Rev. Rob-
ert ]. Burdette, better known as Bob;
Wilbur D. Nesbit, S. e. Kiser, Strick-
land w. Gillian, Thomas A. DAILY, Ed
mund Vance Cooke, Frank Thompson
Searight, Robertus Love, Judd Morti-
mer Lewis, Sam Davis and other clev-
er funmakers. John D. Rockefeller.
whose humor is Of rich and oily va
riety, is an honorary member. John D.
Is the best paid jokesmith in the bunch
His income is $21 per minute.
This the fifth annual meeting of the
A. P. H was held at Los Angeles, a
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24
His Dear Old MOther.

MY dear old mother, who is now
eighty-three years old, thrives on
Electric. Bitters, writes W. B. Brun-
son OF Dublin, Ga. "She has taken
them for about two years and enjoys
an excellent appetite, feels strong and
sleeps WE'LL" That's the way Electric
Bitters affect the aged, and the same
happy results follow in all cases of
female weakness and general debility.
Weak, puny children too, are greatly
strengthened by them. Guaranteed
also for stomach, liver and kidney
troubles, by G. A. Jack, druggist. SOC.
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sand IS done on foot or pony back. "A
popularity of the climate was discov-
cred hereto wit, the higher the tenn.
perature is the lower it is ANYWAY,
a thermometer on top of Mount Lowe
shows about Is degrees lower than at
the foot-the same thermometer. too
so it must be true.
Thursday we went to venice-by- the
Sea, put there by Mr.. Kinney of ciga-
rette wealth-he doesn't smoke them
himself, hence his wealth and we
were received by brass band which
played the Dead March" as we
struck the ground from the car. It
was the most serious thing that has
happened in Venice since the times of
the council Of ten. We almost felt as
If we were standing on the Bridge of
Signs. Nobody laughed but the man
who had hired the band, and he quit
when he saw the bill. However. we
were given a bath in the noble Pacific.
discovered by Balboa several wears
ago, fed on ship and treated as we'll
as If we had come down to buy nrop-
erty
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24

over us. Oh, but it is grand to be a
visiting humorist in southern Califor-
MIA! Then the San Gabriel mission.
older than the oldest joke the Yonkers
Statesman man ever got off, and other
scenes Of interest, and back to the no.
tel, where there was a banquet at
night, with Bob Burdette, the A. p. H.
chaplain, presiding and letting every
body else do the talking as much as
possible. And, oh, it was grander than
ever to be a humorist among an ap-
preciative throng of polite people who
laughed at everything we said!
Next day we We're lunched at the
beautiful home of Brother and Sister
Burdette in beautiful-this adjective is
used advisedly-Pasadena, and we
were autoed around town, and some of
US got beyond the Arroyo seco to the
home Of Mrs. Foy and her daughters,
where more reception waited for us
and joy was unconfned.
Dined In Pasadena.
In the evening the Pasadena board
OF trade dined us at the Hotel Mary
land; but it did not wine US. Pasadena
Is a dry town. When a southern Cali
fornia town is morally and meteoro-
logically dry, say, the desert Of Sahara
feels like getting wrung out and hung
up for improvement. Still we did our
banquet stunts and took pleasure in it,
for every time we made those Pasa-
dena people laugh it cracked their lips
open till they wished sincerely that
they had waited till after we came be-
fore they voted the Prohibition ticket.
1t was our dearest revenge.
Wednesday we hit the trail for
Mount Lowe, stopping at Hollywood
to visit the fowery home Of Paul de
Longpre, who paints flowers so nat
urally that he has to put nets over
them to keep the bees off and has
home prettier than any Of his pictures.
The ascent Of Mount Lowe-every hu-
morist in the bunch remarked that
Lowe was funny name to give a
high mountain - is made by sliding
scale for 5000 feet, and the other thou
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24

The reported discovery by a French
scientist, Professor Leduc, Of method
by which anaethesia can be produced
by use Of electricity without electric
osmosis is attracting considerable at
tention, and the verdict Of his brother
scientists is awaited.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24

A Paris landlord will rent his flats
only to parents Having at least three
children" That landlord will hear
from Mr.. Roosevelt as soon as the
news has circulated and just as likely
as not will get gold medal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24
Off For Los ANGELES.

But am DEPRESSING before I really
get started. The point Of gathering
Tor the eastern contingent-ev thing
is eastern to California which lies this
SIDE OF the Rockies-was Chicago, and
there we took the Los Angeles limited
at 10 p. m. of Thursday and settled
down to a continuous performance of
elegant leisure at forty miles an hour
until Sunday midnight. During those
days and nights more subtle humor.
keen wit and brilliant jeu d'esprits
We're wasted than would have support
ed half a dozen families in COMPARE
tive comfort if marketed at the cur
rent rates. But what cared the hu-
morists? They are generous men and
spend what they have the most of with
a lavish tongue.
We We're met somewhere up the road
from Los Angeles by a committee con-
s1stlng of Mr.. Frank Tea Searight.
secretary A. P. II. and the real cause
OF all the trouble; Mr.. Douglas White,
modest and diffdent Salt Lake route
man, and several prominent citizens
on foot and in carriages and escorted
WITHIN the walls. It was too late for
the brass band boys to be out and Sun
Gay besides, so we got in without un-
cue demonstration. The first Joke
opened for inspection in that neighbor-
hood was presented by thoughtless
visitor. While waiting for car this
person observed sign halfway up 4
telegraph pole, Gears Stop Here" and
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24

No. 1904, Blue Hill, will meet the first and third
Saturday OF every month at the Wheeler school
house at p NJ
JAMES DUGAN. Pres. FRED STEHI. Sec
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No: 4734, Woodland Brook, will meet the first
and third Saturday of each month at the
Woodland Brook school house at p m.
ALBERT RIEBE, Pres FRANK MAGNUSON Sec.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1907-10-24

No. 4211 Oxlip, will meet the first and third
Tuesday Of each month at the Gates school
house in Dist. No. 81, at p. M.
GEO. TOMLINsoN, Pres. E. RADEKE Sec.
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No. 4703, Greenbush, will meet the second and
fourth Saturday of each month at the Aug
Rines house, in school district 5, at p. NJ
>. Il. TILLEY, Pres E. G. STARK Sec
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No: 1913, Bogus Brook, will meet the second
Jopps house. A. SCHMATz, Sec.
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No. 374, Berry District, will meet the first
Friday of every month at the Berry school
house. district "A, at 7;3O p m.
o. D. ORNE, Pres. L. A. HATCH, Sec
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American Society Of Equity Directory

No. 1926, Schmidt District, Will meet the first
and third Friday of every month at the
Schmidt district school house No. 4. at p. m.
GEORGE SCHMIDT, Pres. H. F. HOLTHUS, Sec.
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NO. 5O57, West Branch, will meet the first and
third Saturday of each month at the school
houst. Dist. No. 4, at p. m.
ARCHIE TAYLOR, Pres, J. L. WETSEL Sec
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No. 1891, Baldwin District, will meet the second
and fourth Saturday of every month at the
Baldwin town hall, at p. m.
H. B. FISK Pres. R. E. HIGGINS, Sec
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No. 4117, Zimmerman will meet the first and
third Saturday Of each month in Woodman
hall at 80 p. m.
II. B. PRATT, Pres. j. L. FREELAND Sec
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large and growing city Of southern
California. Members of the general
body gathered in the glorious climate
this expression is not copyrighted-of
that delicious land and for six entire
days reveled in all the luxury Of trop-
lcal temperaments and hilarious hos
pitality. Then they were taken to the
departing train in ambulances. A fun
ny man knows a good thing when he
sees it, and he won't let it get away
until he loses consciousness And he
won't lose consciousness until every
thing else has gone.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05

night on the Owl train. She is booL
keeper at the J. w. Billups' store.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05
ROCKFORD RIOT
JULY FOURTH

SPOKANE, July 5.-A special to the
Spokesman Review from Rockford,
Wash, says:
E. s. Nance, of Freeman, lies in the
Palace hotel here tonight with bullet
hole through his body; Walter Liver
more is badly cut about the shoulder
and Peter Jensen, of Fairfield, is stab
bed in both arms. One of the Marlowe
boys of Freeman is In jail and others
of the warning crowd are at large.
The fight started over livery bill.
Marshal Machette and deputies at
tempted to arrest the gang who were
retreating toward the depot, terror
izing the people of the town. They re-
fused to halt and Deputy Rider shot
Nance through the back. 1t is thought
the wound is fatal A brother OF
Nance escaped after threatening to
kill any one who interfered.
Twenty-Five citizens. many Of them
armed. surrounded the desperate man
but he fought his way through and
escaped. Two sisters Of Nance mixed
in the melee, helping their brother &c
escape. One Of them grabbed the mar
shall and in the struggle her face was
cut and her clothing was stripped from
her waist down.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05
FAvoRlrE SUMNER RESORT.
State House at Payette Lakes Still
Open for Business Despite Reports.

LARDO, Idaho. July 5.-Editor
Evening Teller: Notwithstanding the
article copied from the Lardo Advo-
cate and published in the Lewiston
Morning Tribune of June 20 in regard
to the State House and its financial
condition we wish 1t known that we
are still doing business at the same
place and will be pleased at any time
to meet any of our friends and pa
irons from the Lewiston country. The
article in question is a total misrep-
resentation and does an injustice to
the present managers of the hotel In
question.
The letter was received from Louis
Baird, who, with his father, is the
lessee of the State House and owners
and managers of the stage route from
the Meadows in Washington county t.
Warren. The hotel Is on Payett'
lakes and is one of the best known
summer resorts in Idaho. Many soutl
Idaho people spend their summers a
the lakes and the resort is attracting
tourists from out the state.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05
PERSONALS.

Attorney J. L. Harm left this after
noon for a business visit to Peck.
]. H. Jones left this afternoon for a
visit to the Middle Fork Of the Clear
water river.
A. J. Showalter. Of the Pring-Par-
sons company, left today for a busi-
ness trip to the prairie country.
Martin Meuli is business visitor
today from Uniontown.
F. C. Hoeppner wire chief of the To-
cal telephone exchange, left this morn
ing for Pullman, where he will repair
damage to the exchange system by the
recent storm.
S. d. White left this morning for q
business visit to the Potlatch coun-
try
Mrs. J. II. Jones left this morning
for a visit with relatives at Pullman
William Dew. farmer at Sweetwater
was a business visit in the city this
morning.
Miss Beatrice Cochran has returned
from Livingston, Mont, and will re.
sumo her old position with White Bros
g. Crum. 'RlTFVvN
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05
ALL QUIET
The DAY AFTER
Charleston Citizens Report
Pleasant Outing at
Several Celebrations

Charleston Bureau Evening Teller.
CHARLESTON, Wash, July s.
Most of the population of Charleston
has returned from the various towns
where they spent the Fourth. The ma
jority of the Charleston people went to
Asotin, and they were well represent
ed in the sporting events that took
place yesterday, as several Charleston
boys captured first and second prize
money in a majority Of the events.
Others returned late last night and
early this morning from Waha, where
they spent the day. They report the
weather to be very cool at that place.
and IL 1t had been few degrees cold
er last night ice would have frozen on
the lake.
w. p. Cope, who was injured recent
" at Asotin by falling from scaffold-
ing 16 feet high, is able to be around
but is still very weak. He had nc
bones broken, but his injuries seem
to be of an internal nature. Mr.. Cope
was working on the Christian church
now under construction at that place
at the time of the accident.
Charleston News Notes.
/ Miss Mary Leonard came In from
Millevlle. Mimi, this morning to visi
Mrs. John McAssey for short time.
C. Murdoch and wife and Ira Rookie
and wife, spent yesterday at Anatont
They report a fine time, and that tn
celebration was well attended. TIL
automobile, which was hoped to be 1
READINGS to run for the Fourth. 70
some reason was not able to run, an
the people drove up in buggies. NJ
Murdoch says that a large delegatfo
from Charleston celebrated at Anaton
Professor Morley and wife. who hay
been visiting Rev. Hood for the pa.
three days, departed this morning IL
Moscow.
Mrs. C. o. Butts, Of Motor, Mon
arrived in the city to visit w. M. Var
Y nest.
E A. E. Ransom arrived yesterday fro
n Sumpter, Oregon, where he has bee
h most of the winter.
Mrs. L. E. Bryant will leave tonigl
: for Elgin. Minnesota, where she e,
" poets to visit for the next two month
Miss lone Anderson will leave tc
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department Of the Interior. Land
once at Lewiston. idaho. May 4. 1897.
Notice IL hereby given thaa
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TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY.

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SEWER WORK
BEGINS MONDAY

Contractor ]. A. Clarke, of the Lew
iston downtown sewer system, ar
rived in the city this afternoon and
stated he expected to resume work on
the sewer as early as next Monday.
All of the equiment necessary to the
construction work is now on the
ground and all that remains before
work is inaugurated is the gathering
of crew of men.
Mr.. Clarke is now in the city for the
purpose of securing men and expects
to have the work under way by the
first of the week.
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Notice for Publication.

Timber Land, Act June g. 187s
United States Land Office, Lew,
ton. Idaho. May IL, 1907.
Notice is hereby given that In com
pliance with the provisions of the :.
Of congress- of June 8, 1878, ent,t,.>,
IAN act for the sale Of timber LANDS
in the States of California, oreeon
Nevada and Washington Territorv~
as extended to all the Public Lana
States by act OF August 4, 1892
NICHOLAS TRIEsCH,
of Uniontown. county of Whitns,
State Of Washington, has this c.r
filed In this ONCE his sworn statsm.,.
No. 1905, for the purchase of the q u
ne. V. NV. Y ne. Y and ne. Y NV v
Of Section No. 10. In Township NJ
80 N. Range No 8 W., B. NJ, and WIN
offer proof to show that the land
sought II more valuable for ito timhc,
or stone than for agricultural pu,.
poses. and to establish his claim h.
said land before Register and R..
ceiver at Lewiston. Idaho on TUESDAY,
the eth day Of August. 1907.
He names as witnesses: Bert 10
Farley Of Forest Idaho: Mallory Far
ley OF Forest. Idaho: BENJAMIN r.,
Aytch Of Forest. Idaho; Clifford w.
Staples Of Forest. Idaho.
Any and al persons claiming al.
versely the above-described lands ar.
requested to nie their claims in thi,
once on or bfore said 9Th day d
August, 1897.
+. II. BARTLETT. Register.
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OMAHA Line
REDUCES RATES

LINCOLN. Neb., July 6.-In ac-
cordance with the requirements of the
new maximum freight rate law. the
Minneapolis and Omaha railroad to-
day put into effect it's new schedule
of freight rates for Nebraska, reducing
all tariffs Is per cent.
The rates are also made to apply to
and from Sioux City. Council Bluffs
and the Missouri valley in Iowa..
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05

BUGGY ROBE LOST.-A plush buggy
robe was lost on the evening of the
Fourth of July at some point on
Fourth street, Fourth avenue, Sixth
street or Main. The finder will con-
fer a favor by returning it to Haw-
kins & Hill, of the Riverside livery
barn.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-07-05
GEORGE W. KING.

Notice 10 ner0py gwen tH&
GEORGE W. KING.
Of Lapwai. Idaho. has filed notice Of
his intention to make ANAL ave year
proof In support Of his claim. viz
Homestead Hntry No. 1880. made Aug.
u, 1890. for the Lots .. .. and l
Sec. /, Lots and .. Sec. .. Township
IS N, Range 4. w. 3. NJ, and that
aAd proof win be made before Regis
.er and receiver at Lewiston, IdaAa
on June 20, 1907.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upoa
and cultivation Of said land. viz:
Jerry Taylor. Thomas. D. Barton
Joseph ziver. Ira F. King. all of Lap
wal, Idaho.
T. n. BARTLETT, Regists
wkly May to June IL.
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New potatoes and new home erown
cabbage fresh every morning. R n
Beach Co.