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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-02-03
KING EDWARD IN PARIS.
He and Queen Alexandra TraUeIling
IncOgnitO.

Paris, Feb liking Edward. Queen Alexandra
and their suites arrived here from London this
afternoon on a weeks visit. Their majestes
went in automobiles direct to the British En-
bassy. which they will occupy during their stay
In the French capital. the Ambassador Sir
Francis L. BERTHE, and his family having moved
into hotel in order 70 emphasize the private
character of the visit Of the Duke and Duchess
Of Lancaster" the titles under which the King
and Queen are travelling
AT the Kings special request no representatives
OF the government met him at the railroad sta
ton. but large crowd Of people heartily cheered
the royal couple. The inCognito of their mai
estes will not disappear until King Edward
leaves his card at the Elysee Palace for Presl-
dent FallieTes, after which there viii be dinners
at the palace and at the embassy While the
Kings visit TO Paris has political aim, II IS
expected 10 bear fruit in further cementing the
Anglo-French understanding. and may have a
bearing on the attitude Of the two countries at
the Hague Peace Conference.
This is the Queen'ssfir visit to Paris since
1881, when, as Princess Of Wales. she visited the
exhibition
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-02-03
ANGRY At THE MAYOR.
Chicago Official Protests against
Treatment ReceiUed Here.
[Ry Telegraph 70 The Tribune.

Chicago Feb. AIN a letter addressed IN Mavor
George B. Mcclellan of New York, Perry l. He'd
rick, Chief Sanitary Inspector. protests against
the treatment accorded him by the Tenement
House Department while he was visiting New York
20 investigate tenement houses
I told Deputy Commissioner Darwin the pur-
pose OF nv visit and asked TO be allowed 10 ac-
company an inspector his daily rounds" said
MT. Eerdick- ''Mr. Darwin told me that a number
OF inspectors from Chicago recently had visited
New York, and they had nterfered with the
work Of the department that no such privileges
would be granted in the future. I then appealed
Mayor Mcclellan, who, when I attempted to ex-
plain the purpose of my visit, asked me If I had
not been dscourteous IN seeing him before
visiting the health Offices. Later he told me that
I evidently had been brought UP to entirely
different code Of ethics than he. He finally ap-
pointed an inspector TO go with me. but refused
my request 20 accompany inspector whom
had met in Cleveland
Il consider the treatment accorded me discour-
teous, and prompted, suppose, by the contest IN
the courts with s B Ball, employe of the
New York health office. I shall lay the matter
before Mayor Dunno and let him take any action
be SEES 1T"
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SCIENTIFIC EXPEDITION SAILS.
Virginia Will Pick Up Professor Agassiz on
Way to West Indies.

The steam yacht Virginia carrying the scientific
expedition of Professor a. Agassiz the West
Indies. sailed yesterday from South Brooklyn with
Captain L. A. Jeffrey in command. The most IN
terestng feature of the work that Professor
AEassiz has hand Is the study OF seismic dis
tlrbances in the neighborhood of Jamaica. An
other important mission of the expedition IS deep
sea sounding and dredging and the study of ocean
temperature. After touching at Charleston TO take
the professor aboard the Virginia will proceed to
San Juan. Porto Rico, and thence 10 St Thomas.
The expedition will visit every one of the small
islands composing the Leeward and Windwaro
groups.
The waterspout is another phenomenon that will
be studied by the scientists. Waterspouts have
wrecked many large vessels. II is said that q
wooden sailing vessel cannot survive being struck
by one Of these mighty columns Of water. PROBES
s0r Agassiz expects to find decided change IN the
soundings near the island of Jamaica, caused by
the recent earthquake .The expedition expects
also to come upon some curious specimens of
ocean life in its dredgings.
The Virginia is owned by Isaac Stern She has
The yachts length over all is 1895 feet and her
extreme breath % feet She was built at Bath.
No in
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sTRATFoRD SHAKESPEARE FESTIVAL

The Herald" of Stratford- on-Avon. has pub
iished this official programme of performances thar
VIII be given, in the Shakespeare Memorial Theatre
in that town. commemorative of shakespeare,s
birthday:
April % and 24-Miss Genevleve Ward.
,I Tinug Tda April 5sir Charles Wyndham and
NO, Monday April % Mr. Arthur Bourchier and Miss
p Tuesday, April so Mr.. Lewis Waller and Mr. H
Monday, May 6Mr. George Alexander and ZEN
dTlaay May l0-Mr. Forbes Robertson and Miss
FIRST WEEK.
w Monday April 22-"CorioIanus," Miss Genevieve
Tuesday, April 23-''Love's Lahour's Lost"
MISS h,,o afternoon a April 2-Corolanus
hsd ADr 2 tP55t Garr hGu I' Bs Sir
Charles 3SL, Wyndham and Miss Mary Moore
Friday, April 96-Wycherly's Country Girl"
safurdayy eHdGns AP Night
SECOND WEEK
Monday evenin A3F OF Of T Tenc
MI T,a Arthur BouTcher and Miss Violet Vanbrugh.
and Mr. IL B. irving o''e'io MI Lewis "aNer
W Weddnesday Nay Tefh Night
Shrew." " |-'
Thursday afternoon. May 2-"As You Like It"
I'll. Thursday evening, May 2-"Bal in the Town
Saturday afternoon May @Richhard Epson TI
; Saturday T5 evening, May 4-Wycherly's Country
-. THIRD WEEK
Nothhing Mr.. George Alexander and Miss Irene
MT 6esday esNf Mani M%g a0ours Lost
w Wednesday afternoon. May Stoves Labour's
Wed, Wednesday evening, May ss-"Henry V"
THURSDAY. May 9-Wycherlys Country Girl
Friday, May lo-"Hamlet"
Forbes r., Robertson and Miss Gertrude Elliot,
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SENDS SYMPATHY.
Governor Hughes VII attend As
Scmblyman lSfanleY'S Funeral.

Albany Feb. 2-Governor Hughes sent to-day the
following message Of coincidence to Mrs. Merwin
C. Stanley, wife OF Assemblyman Stanley, who died
in New York city yesterday:
I am deeply panied to learn of the death OF your
husband. and | extend 10 you my sincere sympathy
I'm your great atiiiCton. ] held Mr. Stanley In high
esteem as a faithful representative OF the people
and the removal Of so cminently qualified I'm
character and AGILITY for public service is sad
loss 20 the community. hope to be able 70 he
present At the funeral services
Governor Hughes announced that he would at
tend the funeral tomorrow afternoon. leaving Al
hany Mt OPS O'Clock in the morning and returning
to this city tomorrow night
Lieutenant Governor Chtrler to-day appointed
the following members Of the Senate represent
that body ar the funeral:
Senators Page. SAKE, Travis. Hooker. FrawIey.
owens and Mccall The Senate delegation will
meet at the Murray Hin Hotel and will he i'm
charge OF Mr.. Hotaling, scrgeaut-at-arms OF the
Senate.
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CONCERTS FOR MAc0owELL FUND.

concert given by the University Glee Club
at the house of the National Arts Club. in Gramercy
Park. 70 arouse interest in the fund being raised
for Edward Mcdowell, the composer, who col
lapsed mentally and physically sore time ago and
is now helpless. Richard Watson Glider, represent
ing the committee in charge of the fund, spoke
briefly, giving an outline of the work which al
ready has been done.
Another concert the proceeds Of which will be
devoted to the fund will be given on next Wednes-
day night in Orange, N. J. 1t Will be By the
affair in charge. assisted by the Orange Musical
Art Society. composed of 1i5 women; the Monday
Music Club, composed of forty women, the Men
delssohn Union of 100 mixed voices; the Hope Lodge
Glee Club, OF sixty male voices, and the Haydn
Orchestra.
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TO DIVORCE R. T. L1NCoLNs DAUGHTER
Warren Beckwith Files Suit in Iowa Court
DesertiOn Supposed Charge.
[By The Associated Press. !

Mount Pleasant, Iowa. Feb. 2-Warren Beck
with January 81 filed in the District Court here
a suit for a divorce from his wife, Jessie Lincoln
Beckwith. daughter of Robert T. Lincoln, of Chi
cago, and therefore granddaughter of Abraham
Lincoln. Only record of the filing of the suit
is to be seen. The ground for the action is sup
posed to be desertion.
This is the closing chapter in a romance which
began in 1897, when Jessie Lincoln while visiting
her grandfather, Justice Harlan, his home in
this city, first Warren Beckwith at a football
game. 1t of love at first sight. and an
eopement and marriage followed. The Beck
wths lived together for three years. They have
one child. girl
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NOTES OF THE STAGE.

On Friday afternoon at the Criterion the Ameri-
can Academy Dramatic Arts will produce. for the
FIRST time a new three act play. THE Life Giver.
by Eugene J. Young a New York newspaper man
Three new one act plays will also be given. 1.-The
Kid" by Martin V. Merle Lib" by Margaret Col
ner Graham and Anne Page. and Rose Leaves" by
Claudia Lucas.
n. B. Harris has bought for about 100000 the
Haokett Theatre In 40 street west of Seventh ave-
nue., from Oscar Hammerstein- The theatre was
formerly called Lew Fteldss- The lease TO the
premises held by James X Hackett has four years
pet 20 run. Mr.. Harris IS connected with the syn
dictate managers. while Mr.. Hackett is an 'inde-
pendent"
Lee shubert said yesterday that Days Theatre
would not closs its doors on May j, as no had
p iease on the theatre for a long time after that
Es szSsctz to remedial tia hoUsa- ------
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THOMAS a EDISON NOT SICK.

East Orange. ". J.. Feb ? (specia(.-Thomas A.
Edison, when at his laboratory to-day, said
he had not been I'll at hotel IN Atlantic City. as
reported yesterday Mr.. Edison said he had not
left home for month, but had been hard at work
every day in his laboratory.
1T do not know where this story of my being IL
in Atlantic City came FROM" said Mr.. Edison. who
appeared TO in the best of health. but you can
not deny II too strongly I have been at home here
for a month, hard al work in my laboratory, and
you can say that am at home now, SAFE sound
and right side up"
Atlantic City, Feb. 2-The carried 10 a beach
front hotel here last night stretcher, sup
posed to be Thomas A Edison. is H H Ellison. of
Philadelphia, who was brought to this city In a
private car.
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"rHE sALoME EPISODE"

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: I wish to thank you for the position you
assume in support Of morality. expressed in
your editorial The Salome Episode in the issue
of January 20.
All who stand for right living and pure thinking
in this dIssolute age should receive acknowledg-
rnent of it from every one who can respond, and
the directors Of the Opera House deserve great
credit for so wise decision in the matter
Plainfeld n. J.. Jan 81, 1907 K. f. p.
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THE DRAMA.
THEATRICAL INCIDENTS.

Mr.. Thomas E. Shea will perform at the West
END Theatre this week, appearing in 'Dr Jekyll
and Mr.. Hyde" The Bells" Napoleon the
Great ana ''RicheIieu"
MISS hose Stahl' performing in 1.-THE Chorus
Lady" at the Hackett Theatre, has entered on the
eighth month Of her meIodous minstration in that
pastine.
MISS Henrietta Crosman. who, as previously an
Iouhceo VIII appear at the Bijou Theatre, on Feb
ruary II, in "All-of-a-sudden Peggy" brings a
company including Messrs. Frank Gilmore Ernest
ga SiIaIlarg' j. X Crawford, Addison Pitt John Mar
I4e; anq q A. ChandoS Miss Ida Waterman Miss
S NaIg Meek Miss Ann Warrington and Miss Jane
80 80 ne play, written by MI Ernest Denny.
N.S successfully produced, last year, In London
MISS Crosrnan acts Peggy O'Mara, wild Irish girl
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CARDINAL NocELLA INJURED.

Rome. Feb. cardinal Nocelfa is suffering
from fractured shoulder a result OF acct
dent The condition Of the prelate is complicated
by bronchitis and paralysis
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MISS uRouHART HAS CHANCE FOR LIFE

Rochester Feb. miss Isabelle Urquhart has
fighting chance for life Such Is the verdict OF the
physicians at the Homeopathic Hospital She was
operated for pecionitis yesterday, and although
the operation was late. the patient has shown
markable recuperative powers. She passed COM
Portable night
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Foreo.s. for Special IocaIIties.-For New pnrIant

Highest temperature yesterday Al degrees lowest ga
average 3s average corresponding OF
Isl average for corresponding date Of last twenty-five
years 20.
Local Rain to-day turning TO snow followed
by a.r decidedly colder in the afternoonl fair and
cold MONDAY; brisk 10 high northwest winds
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THE WEATHER REPORT.

Official Record and Observation-Disclosures, Feb p
The warm humid that prevailed during
last few days Mississippi River is being
superseded by cold and high west winds The
front cold has reached Western Ohio and
extends thence Northern Oklahoma
The line temperature Mch-
gan Central Iowa. Central Nebraska and Northern
Wyoming In DaIfoas the temperatures o'clock
D M Saturday ranged from 10 TO 20 degrees below
The weather will overspread New England, the
Atlantic States and the portion Of the South
Sunday. being preceded by rain
into light snow Sunday morning The Monday
will and cold, with decided fall in temperature
in Florida ana the Southeast states.
Storm warnings displayed along the Atlantic
from Delaware Breakwater to Eastport and the
naton and Oregon coasts The winds along New
England will be high west to northwest;
Atlantic brisk northwest: South Atlantic coast
fresh 10 west; Gulf coast fresh brisk
Forecast Special Localities.-For New England.
snow to-day colder the afternoon by night Monday
fair and colder; brisk TO high northwest winds.
For Eastern New York. Eastern Pennsylvania, New
Jsrzey Delaware and Maryland, rain. turning
TO day followed and decidedly colder
noon; Monday. fair and cold brisk TO high northwest
For the District of Columbia to-day preceded by
snow in early morning, decidedly colder; Monday
and continued cold: brisk northwest winds
For Western Pennsylvania and Western New York.
west winds.
Local Official Reoord.-The following official record
ernro the shows the changes the
neraturs for twenty-four hours in comparison
with tbs corresponding Date OF last years
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CEMETERIES.
THE WOODLAND CEMETERY

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me Herald" of stratford-on-Avon, has pub
"shed this official programme Of performances that
VIII DC gwen IN the Shakespeare Memorial Theatre
IN thAt town, commemorative of Shakespeare's
birthday:
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SUNDAY.
DAILY.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

A Tennessee preacher says that
drink, base ball and theatres and
the use of tobacco are all to be found
in hades. Now he ought to to tell
US something about the attractions
of heaven.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

Now that spring is fast on the
wings and it will not be long ere
the snow will melt away, tho annu-
al cleaning up process will be one
of the important acts of our citizens.
Wouldn't it be pretty good idea
for the Civic Improvement Commit
tee Of the Commercial Club, to set
apart ''Clan Up Day." and every
body join hands and give the city
a cleansing such as it never had be-
fore.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15
legislative Critics.

Prof. Folwell, of the state univer-
sity, claims that no FIVE men in eth
or house Of the legislature have
sufficiently studied the subject of
taxation; another professor AYERS
that tho members Of tho Legislature
are not sufficiently posted on freight
rates. st. Paul and Duluth mer-
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

In the resignation Of John G.
Spooner the D. 8. Senate loses one
of its brainiest and most astute
statesmen. Spooner lacked the
qualities that make q popular fav-
orite, but his ability and integrity
commanded the respect and esteem
of all. Senator spooner has been
rated as a corporation man by the
ranting reformers of the day, but
aside from his fidelity to the Oma-
ha Railway Co., to which corpora
ton he owed much of his prefer
ment in lite, he was always true to
the people. The fact that he retires
from the senate poor man, and
to acquire a competency for his old
age speaks volumns of his integrity
during his long public career in
the days of grating statesmen.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

A Boston minister thinks We need
more Roosevelt's. Perhaps we do,
but shudder to think what would
happen if they got into an argument
with one another.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

The Chicago trades unionists are
organizing a bank of their own.
It will probably be success until
some scab starts q run on it,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

A statistician figures that crime
in the U. S. costs 81, 400, 000,0 900 but
We don't bpelieve that that sum
will even pay the lawyers fees.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15
Salvation on the Links.

The bishop Of Manchester declares
that II the people will not come to the
\ church tho church must ~ to the peo-
Me. and follow them to their weekend
resorts. It 10. We hear, proposed to
make 4 start by supplying golf links
Nth missionaries, who will sing .
short hymn after each drive. In the
event Of Q foozle the hymn will be
1ung with extraordinary vigor in order
- drown Any lay remarks that may be
nndo.-puaeh.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

Mr.. Hartmann explanation of bis
taking over a railroad to keep it out
of the hands Of spectators, is one
of the creamiest joshes of the win
ter.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

Those numerous wrecks will bring
the railroad companies face to face
with another great worry when all
the good engineers and tiremen are
killed off.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

The scientist who claims that gold
has distinct odor must have got
hold of piece Of tainted money.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

While Mrs. Eddy's foes try to
prove that she is ''all in" the litig-
ants over her estate want to fix her
so she'll be all out.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1907-03-15

The third termers are making a
strong fight for Roosevelt, but it is
not vet certain that The is" one of
them.