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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

ufacturing and commercial interests,
all of which speak volumes for the sue.
cess of the jamestown exposition which
will be opened April %, 1907, by the
President of the United States and
closed Nov. 80, 1907, at midnight
Williamsport (Pa.) Grit.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

All Americans of the future, accord
ing to one of the scientists, are to be
like John u. Rockefeller. In other
words, we are all to become bald, and
probably there will be a chance for all
of us to get rich selling stuff that we
are to claim will make the hair grow.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

Blondes will be only history six
hundred years from now" says the
scientists. In the meantime they are
poetry, romance, fiction-delightful
fascinating fiction. Feel sorry for the
men Of six hundred years hence.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

Some scientist has discovered that
the north pole is moving southwark at
the rate Of twenty miles a year. Now
If he has the courage Of his convic-
tons let him go up to Winnipeg and
open a fur store.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

An Amityville, n. Y, man has inner
tied 100000 because he went for
thirteen years WITHOUT drinking a drop
of whisky. 1t ought to be hard after
this to convince him that thirteen is an
unlucky number
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01
travel md Education.

Bacon-Don't you think travel Is
great educator?
Egbert-Oh, yes; man would never
know that car windows were not made
to open easily unless he Travelled. =
Yonkers Statesman.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

Keep your thoughts on pure air in
the home. Don't be afraid if it is 4
little cold. None Of Peary's party
caught cold all the time they were in
regions away below zero. Pure, I'M
adulterated cold is healthful. 1t is not
ali the time pleasant, but one can wrap
up sufficiently to provide against the
discomfort of it. That is easy. That
is what they do with consumptives-
wrap them up warmly and put them
cut into the fresh. cold air. 1t is not
the cold that hurts: it is the draft
which disturbs the temperature of the
body aud consequently the equilibrium
Of the circulation, which in turn stufs
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

Mark Twain thinks the United
archy. Well, a humorist who Is II
years old has the right to think queer
thoughts.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

1t has been discovered that a rat has
a sixth sense. Even with that, how
ever. it frequently fails to discover the
proximity Of a designing cat.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

"A traveller dropped bomb In Rus
sian railway station yesterday" He
may have been polite bomb salesman,
who considered it no trouble to show
goods
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

That AdamIess Eden that is being
established in Texas will do we'll to
nail up me hunting sign if it is ex-
pected to keep Cupid off the premises.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

There is a man in Philadelphia who
claims to have invented smoke con-
sumer which in two years will save
enough coal to pay for itself. The coal
dealers can hardly be expected to en-
courage the use of such a contrivanca.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

One of the learned scientists says
that man is made of soap. Perhaps
that is why he so often cleans out the
treasury when he gets into office.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

When the Chinese authorities cap
ture a pirate they separate him into
two parts, and he goes out of bust
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01
O. F. BOWEN. Publisher.

The japanese do not like to be called
Japs. but it is not likely they will care
to go to war about it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

DR.. Dwight Hills says we need more
poetry. There is danger IN making such
a statement too public. lot of
would-be poets are likely to take the
doctor seriously.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01
Progressing Finely

Loyett-I suppose a fellow ouSI' N
have a great deal of money Sa'SU .
before he thinks of marrying.
Marryat-Nonsense !. didn n" WV,
cent when / married, and I'm ss''-'
along fine now. .,,n7
Lovett-That so? InstaIlmenE piar ,,
Marryat-Yes, and we've only W. .sr
married and keeping house IoL q y .ir,
now. and I've got the engagement ms. .,'
all paid for Observation-Disclosures fL''D
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

up the capillaries, and there you are
sneezing wheeling, coughing, hawking,
grunting and making yourself a public
calamity.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

DR.. OsIer's mother is still alive at
the age of 100. and seems destined to
outliye her sons foolish talk.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

Professional Hummelshine, o +rr
never seem forced. Now, 1 ne'''
to be funny" .bond
His Vis-a-yis-O but you sp rbat
Mr. Woodshine! One never knows ""
one can do till one tries.-PucA'
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

An ounce contributed 70 In9 ,5ad 70
ness of another Is d pouii"
your own.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1907-02-01

art. science. manufacture and COM
merce. during the last 800 years that
the jamestown exposition will be held
The site for the jamestown exposi-
ton is an ideal one. Nature and man
have combined to make this spot ex-
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

The Virginia Synod, at its meeting
last fall. recommended the raising OF
preachers salaries to keep pace with
the advance in prices and the cost OF
living. The churches pretty generally,
we believe, are taking up the matter
and many of them have raised the sal
aries of their pastors.
1t seems right and proper that this
should be done. In the past few years
the cost of living has increased more
than twenty-five per cent ard unless
the preachers salary has been increas-
ed it has been reduced to that extent.
The country preachers are poorly
paid and nearly all live from hand to
mouth and are i'll prepared to meet
this increase of expenses. Like no
other calling, they have no opportunity
to accumulate, TO make money, ana
perhaps grow rich in this world E
goods and it is clearly the duty OF the
churches, of all denominations, to meet
this as their own expenses.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

There was special meeting of the
City Council on Tuesday night last to
hear the report of the committee APP
pointed at the last meeting to get up a
plan for the extension of the city linn
its.
The plan devised and adopted by the
Council extends the line on the west
and southwest of the town beyond the
homes of Geo. S. and e. M. Roush and
extending out the G.. V. railroad track
to Wilson street to the old Charles
Town road, thence in to the present
line The extension will take in about
1900 acres and add nearly two thous-
and to our population, City attorney
John o. Lemen has prepared the nee
essary bill and sent it to the members
of the legislature to have it passed.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
Sunday Selling.

In the Circuit Court last week Chris
Stoker and Alex Giovanis, were fined
each for selling on Sunday. Stocker
has stated that he was no guiltier than
many others about town and that he
proposed to have others prosecuted II
they sold just as he had been. Accord
ingly he appeared before Squire Feiker
on Monday and swore out warrants
az ainst c. A. Mantz, the tobacconlst,
andJoscph Leyth and Dwight Sprinkle
the latter two for selling newspapers.
Mr.. Mantz appeared and paid fine OF
S. but the others appeared and
askedifor stay until they could CON-
municate with their publishers and
show disposition to fight the matter
exe In to the Supreme court. If this
sement is carried to its fullest
pc there will be good many people
bout town fined.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

The House of Representatives has
for some time been trying to increase
the salaries of it's members from five
thousand to seven thousand, five hun
dred dollars per year but the mem
bers have each time the matter
was up cowed when it came to vot-
ing, fearing to go on record in favor OF
increasing. Last week they found a
way to escape the dilema by yea and
nay vote, and there was but few nays.
The measure must next pass the Sen
ate, which it doubtless will, and after
March 4, the members will get the in
crease pay.
There will hardly be any serious OBJ
jections upon the part of the public as
the old salary has loEg been considered
Insufficient.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

Judge b. f. Keller, of the United
States Courts for the southern district
of West Virginia, has been in bad
h 9alth for some months past, and has
been sojourning in Colorado for his
health. He has been SO sick that his
life was dispaired of and the faithful,
ever ready for plum, have been figur-
ing on his place. Senator Elkins as
Stunning that if the Judge ever got oack
he would be feeble and incapacitated,
introduced bill IN Congress creating
the office of "assi slant judge" for one
of his followers. But behold, Judge
Keller stubbornly refuses to die, OF
even to stay sick. He has written
home that he expects to return soon
and to be able to again take up his
judicial duties.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

1t is to be hoped that the agitation
of the question of an organization of a
Y. M, G. A. started during the week of
prayer in this city will be kept up I'M
til there is some material results. We
know of no place where such an in
stitution is needed worse. There are
great numbers of young men and boys
roaming the streets every night, many
of.E ION would doubtless be interested
and drawn to comfortable room Of
the Y. M. G. A. There is no place for
our boys to so unless they go to club,
pool room, or saloon, and we know
of no parent who would not rather
have their boys at Y. M. G. A. room
than at such places. The man who
will take hold of this movement will
be lasting benefactor to the boys and
the community in general.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
w. ConIey ri lyor. .

The town elect on at Kingwood re-
shifted in the selec, ion Of Hon. w. w.
Conley US mayor; harles NJ. Jackson
recorder, and Frank Rodel'eaver, Ben
iamin F. Cole, L. NJ. Albright, FRANK
M. Murdoch, and 1. Parsons Martin,
eounciImen. Mr.. Conley / well
known attorney, formerly OF srsons,
w. Va, aud has many friehoS ~ this
section
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
The JUDGE USES FoRCEFUL Lam
GUAGE.

The JUDGE USES FoRCEFUL Ian
GUAGE.
Judge w. B. Simmons of Fincastle,
Va, told the reporter that Il. d M.
Paint was used on his residence In
1882, and held it's color well for q
years; he Furthermore said that years
ago he was induced 60 use another paint
and is sorry he did, because the other
paint didn't make good. The Judge
will now always use l.. d M, because
he knows if any defect exists in l.. d
M. Paint the house will be reprinted
for nothing.
The l.. S M. Zinc hardens the Il. q
M. White Lead and makes Il. d M.
Paint wear like iron for 10 to 10 years.
Actual cost of l.. & M. about $l.20
per gallon.
Donations of L. & M. made to
churches.
Sold by H. L. Doll g. Co., Martins
burg w. Va.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

The city Of Richmond is making
|strenuous efforts to raise two hundred
Thousand dollars to build g large Y. NJ.
|C. A. building to acconx3sate her need.
/ All her people are wogkiag to that ea1
with good prospects oNsuccess. THIS
| is a good example for. the people q
Martinsburg. 1t is a sh4me that M u
Mn sburg with her Characteristic enter
prise has no such organizi tion.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
$1,000 Damages.

The committee appointed by the UT
cult Court to assess the damages 10 W
HI. Janney in condemnation OF a strlp
10 by 40 feet oil his lot to make We
Stephen street straight, reported anu
s,t the damage at $1,000. The price mas
been surprise 10 the city council anu
the matter viii likely be dropped al
least for time.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

John D. Rockefeller has given three
millions to the Chicago University to
be used as a pension fund for retired
professors. The country would be
better off if he had made it more and
retired the whole faculty of faddists.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
New Orchard Co.

A charter has been granted for the
incorporation of the Grimes Golden
Orchard Co. The incorporators are Or
lando Harrison, of the Harrison Nur
sery, E. G. Henshaw, III. G. Light and
w. H. Thomas. The company owns so
acres on the Tuscarora and they already
have 5000 apple trees planted.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

Martinsburg, w. Va, Jan. 2, 1907.
To whom it may concern:
have owned one of Lofts Steam
Washers sold by Mr.. s. w. Stanley
and they are far better than any other
machine, there is no wearing out OF
clothes, and best of all, they save lots
OF labor. You can do your washing in
les. time. know that | cannot say
too much for this machine. They are
the machines to wash your clothes and
take the labor off of the washer-woman.
If you try one you will be sure to buy
one.
Ms. Edwards.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
, to Henry Clews, 4 Co.,

10 I1elliy SlOWo ., " No''
we ar, already reaping as
sown. Speaking of financial
ls Claws saws:
disclosures before the Inter
,mmerce commission exert an
n effect. Wall street is becom
erned about the influences O
closures upon public opinion
Ned States and upon inves-
ppe. At home, their effect is
pwholesome, since they
llate 1.-THE development OF
denotes in our politics,
= ip fiammatory attacks
d corporations in general.
y strengthen the opinion
can management is un-
nd not to be trusted; and
of the fact that American
have proved more profita-
h buyers than any other
who take long distance
b regret these disclosures,
6uld be impossible if the
al not exist: and it is certain
6oner or later strong efforts will
Zcessary to prevent radical and
legislation.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

The City Council has Gone wise
|thing in deciding 10 lay new watel
|main on John street. The pipe has b-ea
|on hand for some time and will be lsi,'
bs soon as the weather will permit.
trhs old weak pipe on John street has
'lony been m IN zee to the town.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
To NelinQUentS.

We have great many outstanding
accounts for subscription and this week
we have mailed statements TO all Wno
owe a year or more. Ne hope our
friends will come in promptly and set
tie these little bills. They amount to
but little to those who owe them, but
in sum they amount to more to us.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
All For Love.

The records show the following mar
riages:
Venceute Jesus Tendano Diaz of
Santiago de Cuba to Miss Eva Rollins
on Jan. s.
James NJ. Henry to Miss Grace E.
Baker Jan. 15.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

ere is much talk about tht ne .
sublican nominee for President
/. friends of Roosevelt are pushini
= for third term, and then there
fbanks, Taft, Root, 81 aw, Fofeake
many NOR, but when the coiveh
meets next year keep your eye Oh
N. Hugh IS.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
THE RIGHT NAME.

Mr.. August Sharpe, the popular over
seer of the poor, at Fort Madison, Ia,
says: DR.. Kings New Life Pills are
rightly named; they act more agreea-
ably, do more good and make one feel
better than an yother laxative" Guar
anteed to cure biliousness and consti-
alton. 25c at All Dru ggists.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

Tax reform as administered by the
Republican takers in West Virgi ia
docs not seem to be measuring UP 10
1.-THE proph estes of the Dawsonites. The
|Auditt in his biennial report shows
that tn, outgo is considerably more
Khan the income and the Governor
urges some more tax laws
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
Wreck.

A collision occurred on the Western
Maryland Railroad near Elkins last
Tuesday, E. P. Potts, of Elkins, the
fireman was killed. Philip Dougherty,
the engineer was hurt as was also Mr.
G. w. e. Hollida, postal clerk. MI.
Holli ola is of this County.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

Teddy has been saying ever since his
elc ,tion that he would not accept
third term but there are few people
who think him sincere.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

The Senate of the United States has
decided that the late war between the
states shall be called in the future the
"Civil War;" and no longer the "War
OF the Rebellion" This is hopeful
sign. Some of us may yet live to see
the bloody shirt abandoned.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

When the news of the awful earth
|quake with its accompanying death
and destruction at Kingston, Jamaica
flashed over the world, Uncle Sam was
1.-THE irst on the scene with means "
relieve the suffering of the poor unfos-
|tunate people.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

The Standard Oil Company is quiet y
but certainly getting in its work al
Charleston. After a strenuous fight
McDemott, creature of the Standard,
was elected President of the Senate,
and it is charged that it was Standard
Oil money that elected him.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

Senator Joe Black ourn as tho le&1 er
+ the m Gratis in the Senate LAS
EMhe is the right man in the
M He has had the Repub.,-
at The Threats of each Other
,t week.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
% reonle living along the jefferson

he people living along the Jefferson
untylline have been expressing great
;sfaetion to us for the efforts we
Ave been putting forth to get goo /
had from Martinsburg to the Jefferson
NE The ACKNOWLEDGMENT has
nbesn urging it to earn the applause
an hut because we know the cry
need. The good people of that
On need not think that they will
good road without an effort. They
+ take hold of the matter and never
hp until they have the road. They
hid - injecting, say at Van
d pass q resolution urg-
ret up petitions and come
the taxpayers OF
lion and go in &
n to the County
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

PUBLIC SALE
OF VALUABLE
REAL ESTA TIE
PERSONAL PROPERTY.
Having bought property in Roanoke, a, will Of
Ter AT pu bic sale both my personal property and
farm wing SIX miles north OF Martinsburg. p" W.
f,urteen mIles soul OF Hagerstown, Me-, at d.
lngLon, W. va on the y. '. f. ~ an ~ r'
on
Thursday, February Il, l9o|
commencing 10 q. m. shaiP,tne following
Real Estate
This ore Of the finest situated farms in the county
cent1ns It8 70 acres Two stores, express ONCE
school house, church, and the famous supha' sPens
within six hundred yards of house. This IS hne
s,sck far m thirty blue grass in two neios run
ming sr;ng in beth, also spring close TO farm
for stock Nc cutting ice IN winter or hifhy water
in summer. Improvement
Twelve Room House,
(f.e place for simmer boardsrsl, bank barn, corn
crib and shed buggy house. stone spring mousse
stone smoke house, and other buildings.
PERSONAL PROPERTY.
6 Head OF Horses
all sound with good eyes No. 1, harley, fine bar
smear ah6 wagon leader; No. q, Glasie, viii work
anywhere except single line; No. 3, Dean, b ack
mare will work anywhere, in foal by Castor, black
anywhere; No and 6, May and Mark. two years
old. These last three are sired BY John DAVIS
Clyde horse
y head of Cattle
mich cows, are now fresh, all will be fresh by
April Ist; S young cattle
80 head of Sheep
20 young ewes, will begin to lamb Feb LIST; ysung
buck.
6 head of Fine Chester Shoats
IL ton Of clean timothy hay, $50 bushel corn, 600
bundles fodder.
Farming Implements.
Success manure spreader new, z-hOrss wagon, bed
and shelvings; 2horse spring wagon with to-, pole
and shafts, light spring wagon, two-seat carnage
GOO i-ll top buggy, mace oy hess, new; Champion
binder Pennsylvania grain drill, Deering mower,
land roller. Keystone weecer, sPriig tooth mar
rows corn harrsw, 2 Oliver chilled ptows No. 4o;
double cuitivalors, single Gu uvaior' IRON pear
shove plows, grain cradle, cutting box, 2-horse
sleigh and bells single tees, double trees putt
CHAINS breast chains, COW CHAINS and iog chains
mattock, digging IRON. sheves, forks, noes cross
cut saw and sarpent9r tools
Harness, Etc.
sets breechbands, sets front &c ars, sets pillow
gears sets double driving arness, = sets single
6arrese wagon lines pillow ues, riding saddle 2
riding brides blind brides, cellars, hahers.
Household and Kitchen Furniture
consisting sf stoves tables, bureaus, beds, chairs,
churn or amer and butter fixtures; and many other
articles net meut oned.
Terms Of Sale.
The re al estate will be sold the usual teIms, 70
cash "A in one year and "a in two yeats. credit
of len months will as gvea the personal property,
the purchaser give note with approved security,
PAYABLE at the Merchants & Farmers Bank oil Mar
tintburg, w. Va. W tn interest from date, but II
paid at maturity. interested renitted, All sums
u,der $40 cash. No property TO be removed uutii
te rms are complied with
J. A. MAYHEM.
Geo. w. Keesecker, Auctioneer.
ohm 4, Morrison, G. A. Kershner, Clerks.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

What West Virginia needs most Of
II is good roads and the present legis
i tn re would be doing good thing II
hey would pass law viding for
employment of the convicts on
y road. Wherever their place
been tried it has been
nd sStifa ctory. The men are health
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES

A GU KANTEED CURE FOR FILES
Itching, Blind, Bleeding, Protrud-
ng Piles, Druggists are authorized to
iefund money if Pazo Ointment fails
to cure in TO IA days 80 C.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
FINE WASHERS.

New Machine is Recommended by Sew
eral Users.
This is what the user of the Lot
Steam Washers say:
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25

s. w. Stanley, Agent.
AGENTS Wanted. 105 5. Queen st.
G.. h p. Phone. 1-3-1t.
Martinsburg statesman-democrat. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1906-1921, 1907-01-25
For Sale.

lAbeut 4O-bushels OF fine sapling
over seed.