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Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Sauerkraut bv the Tor.

The making of sauerkraut in the new
factory in Canandiagua is now in full
blast. Already $50 tons of cabbage have
been cut up and placed in the vats for.
curing.
Twenty-Five men and women are EN-,
poyed in the work there now and this
number will be increased a little later
TO thirty or thirty-fve. The raw ma.
teral is being brought to the factory
about as fast as it can be handled, not.
outstanding the fact that the price on
cabbage has dropped from $40 ton
where it started at the opening of the
season to 81 ton. Domestic stock is
being used entirely at the present time
but later this will be supplemented by
Dther varieties
In the factory are fourteen of the
rats or tanks above spoken of. each
capable of holding sixty tons of kraut,
Or about two carloads when ready for
Shipment, and if sufficient cabbage can
be secured these will be filled three times
during the season. it taking from ten
days to three weeks for the kraut to
sour after being placed in the tanks.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
THREE ACRES OF QUICKSILVER.
Discovery of a Lake in the Mountains
of Vera Cruz, Mexico.

A lake of quicksilver, covering an area
Of more than three acres, and having
a depth ranging from 10 feet TO 90 feet,
has been discovered in the mountains of
the state of Vera Cruz, Mexico. The
value of the product is estimated at
millionn This lake has peen known 70
the Indians for many generations. 1t is
situated far up in the mountains in an
almost inaccessible position. Its surface
is partly covered by stones. 1t is be
lieyed that volcanic action in the noun
tains above smelted the quicksilver out
of the cinnabar ore, and that it ran
down and filed this depression. A tun-
mel will be driven through the base of
the mountain. and the quicksilver will
be brought down by means of gravity
Dundee Advertiser.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
GOT SANTA ANA's CORK LEG.
Man Who Captured It in the Mexican
Wa Tells How He Did II.

The man whe captured Gen. Santa
Ana's cork leg, the most interesting relic
Of the Mexican war, is yet living. He is
Edwin Elyin Elliot, who now lives at
San Rafael Cal. From Mr.. Elliot
comes the hrst authentic account of the
capture, says The Mexican Herald.
In lhe course OF his narrative Mr.. FL
hot describes the scene when the Next
can batteries We're attacked by the
American troops charging across the
open plain. The Fourth Illinois ad-
vaneed rapidly to the Jalapa road, in
which stood the luxurious and gayly
caparisoned coach OF Gen. Santa Ana
harnessed and really to leave. This
coach, however, had been rendered nm
seryiceable by the artillery FIRE, one of
the mules having been killed. The sad
die mule on which an outrider usually
rode was being cut out of the harness
as the American troops came up The
latter noticed the Mexicans mounting an
officer apon this mule. but they did not
know until later that this officer was no
less a parsonage than Santa Ana him
self.
Cos 3 and II charged down the hill.
and Private Edward Elliot was the first
soldier to reach the carriage. He iumped
inside and secured the cork leg of the
general and passed it out to the soldiers
who followed.
1t was sent to the rear as a prize of
war, and eventually was placed in Me-
mortal hall at Springfield, ILL.,, where it
is yet on exhibition.
Elliot also found basket of lunch,
consisting mostly of chicken. which had
been put up for the general. The food
was quickly devoured by the hungry SOL
diers. Continuing his search, Elliot
found a bag OF gold under the seat The
coin was kept under guards until an
aid of Gen. Twiggs came up, when it
was turned over to the commander in
chief as prize of the government. The
sack contained in all $4,000.
Mr.. Elliot's regiment, the Fourth ILL
nois, saw much hard service In the en-
suing month, but the war ended in
September, 1S47, and the soldiers were
mustered out in the following year. The
capture of the leg was productive of
much merriment at the time, and many
accounts of the incident have been pub
lished, but the story of the man who
enrured the leg is probably the only au-
thentic account.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
SLEEP BROKEN BIZ ITCHING.

Eczema Covered Whole Body for a
Year--No Relief Until Cutieura
Remedies Prove a Success.
"For year | have had what they
call eczema. | had an itching all over
my body, and when | would retire for
the night 1t would keep me awake half
the night, ana the more would
scratch, the more 1t would itch. I
tried all kinds Of remedies, but could
get no relief.
81 used one cake OF Cuticura Soap,
one box Of Cutlcura, and two yIais OF
Cuticura Resolvent Pills. which cost me
a dollar and twenty-five cents In all.
and am very glad | tried them. FOR /
was completely cured. Walter W. Pag-
lusch, 207 n. Robey St, Chicago. Ill,
Oct. s and TO. 1906"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
NEW RECORDS IN STEEL.
United States Leads the World in
Amount of Production.

Returns for steel production in 1905
established new records. The United
States leads with 100000 tons,
against 13,S60,000 in 1904; Germany fol-
lows with 10.067. 900 tons, in comparison
with S,7S6,00u tons in 1904, its previous
record output; the United Kingdom is
third with 5,S12,OO0 tons, against 5,027,-
008 tons in 1904; France is fourth with
2,076,O0 tons, a gain of $4,000 tons
over its previous record total in 1904;
Russia is fifth with 1,650,000 tons, a de-
crease over 1904 as within stated; Aus
trial Hungary is sixth with l. 1S0,000 tons
over / .127.000 in 1906 its previous rec
ord; Belgium is a close seventh with
1,173.O0O tons, as against 100000 tens
in 1904, and Sweden and Spain come
next in order with respective totals of
35S.000 and 23S,000 tons. The Ameri-
can production equaled that of Germany,
the United Kingdom, France, Russia
and Sweden combined, and is AZ per
cent. of the worlds total.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
HOMEMADE MIXTURE
- INEXPENSIVE AND EASILY
PREPARED BY ANYONE.
s.,a TO Promptly Relieve Back
.ehe and Overcome kidney Trou-
h,e and Bladder Weakness Though
harmless and Pleasant to Take.

what will appear very interesting
% many people here is the article
tsteu from New York daily paper,
Giving a simple prescription, as formu-
lated by a noted authority, who claims
that be has found positive remedy
70 cure almost any case of bachache
n, kidney or bladder arrangement, in
fine following simple prescription, If
taken before the stage of Bright's dis
ease:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce /;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces Shake well in a bottle and
take in teaspoonful doses after each
meal and again at bedtime.
weIl-known authority, when asked
regarding this prescription, stated that
the ingredients are all harmless, and
can be obtained at small cost from
any good prescription pharmacy, or the
mixture would be put up If asked to
do so. He further stated that while
this prescription is often prescribed In
rheumatic Affections with splendid re-
suits, he could see no reason why it
would not be splendid remedy for
kidney and urinary troubles and back
ache, as it has a peculiar action upon
the kidney structure, cleansing shese
most important organs and helping
them to sift and filter from the blood
the foul acids and waste matter which
cause sickness and suffering. Those
who suffer can make no mistake in
giving 1t trial.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Renreaent NeIson,a VIotoriea.

1t is not generally known that Mel
sons death was the origin Of the black
silk handkerchief which the sailor wears
under his broad blue collar, tied in a
loose knot in front. The scarf, or hand
kerchef. was first worn as mourning for
the great admiral, and by some means
or other il was retained and eventually
became a part Of the naval mans uni
form. The stripes around the broad blue
collars are unintelligible to the average
individual. but they have a very sisnif-
cant meaning. They represent the vie
tories at the Nile, Copenhagen and Ira
falEar
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
An India Print

There's a careless young girl of Calcutta
Who plays with goat in the gutter:
Though extremely low-caste,
She'll be much lower cast
If that goat should be ill-bred, and butt
her
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Horse on Them

The Wooden Horse was standing be-
fore the beleaguered city.
THAT seems a heavy beast" remarked
Paris TO Hector, surveying it critically.
"Of what weight would you say ii was =
Troy weight of course" aanswered
Hector. Whereat envy turned Paris
green Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
The Measure of a Lady.

While shopping in London an AmerI-
can school teacher was very much taken
with a pair OF beautiful lace curtains.
The price of them, however, seemed pro-
hibitive.
being only teacher" she said, II
am not, OF course, wealthy, and | fear
that cannot afford them"
IF you win wait moment" replied
the saleswoman, II will see il / may give
you reduction on them" Then she
called to superior and said:
'"This person would like TO have these
curtains, but she says she is not lady
and cannot afford to pay the marked
price. brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

says: Il had been
showing symptoms of
kidney trouble from
the time / was mus
tered out of the army,
but In all my life l
never suffered as In
1897. Headaches, dir
illness and sleepless-
ness, first, and then
dropsy. / was weak
and helpless, having
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
A Rich Diet.

Medicine Man-Whats the matter
with your majesty?
Cannibai King-0b. I've an awful IN.
digestion.
what have you been eatingF'
I've just polished or an American
millionaire"
GOOD heavensi No wonder you're ST.
I've told you repeatedly 10 beware "
anything too rich. Mele.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Worse and Worse.

Senator Aye-You know Gobsa Code
Senator Bee.-Yes, What Of himf
Senator Agile sent me a salmon
yesterday.
Senator Bee.-Bribery, bribery!
Senator Aye.-But, the salmon was
spoiled.
Senator Bec.--ha! Bribery and corrup-
ton!
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
The Three Mnkmen.

man in small western town bought
a quart Of milk, and on arriving homo
found II was aduterated with water.
The next day he posted bills in different
sections of the town reading:
II bought quart Of milk yesterday
which | found to be adulterated. Ii the
scoundrel will bring me another quart III
not denounce him"
The next day he found three quart
cans on his door step. There were three
dairymen in the town.-Judge's Library.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
tinw,s Ihis2

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for
any case Of Cstarrh than cannot be cured
by Hairs Catarh Cure.
r.. J. CHENEY & CO. Toledo. o.
We, the undersigned, have known r. j.
Cheney for the last u years. and believe
him perfectly honorable ia all business
transactions and financially able 10 carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDING. KISNAS & MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. o..
Halls Catsrrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Testimonials sent
free Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Take Halls FsmliT Pills for constipation,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

Owner of Motor Car Ito chauffeur)-
Have you Recommendation from your
last employer?
Chauffeur-No, sir; but / can get one
in the course of month or so.
Owner of Motor Car-Why the delay?
Chauffeur-He's in hospital. - Troy
Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Or Role Of Doomed culprit.

History states that the Romans
worked like bees"
I'm"
yes, sir; worked like bees"
Every well. III bite. Doing what?
Building the apian way! / say, old
man, / sometimes think l ought TO for
sake the drug business for the sock and
buskin. Courier Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Complete Understanding.

Uncle Ito little Otto)-Is your mamma
going to bring you something nice from
her trip?
'Yes, another new papa, probablyv'-
Meggepdorfer Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
In Automobiledom.

Scientist-Light travels at the rate of
about $4,000 miles a second
Chauffeur-Gee! That's goin' some.
Auto Enthusiast Slightly deafi--Par-
don me, sir. But what make machine
was it you just mentioned July Bo-
.emian
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Sights.

The tourist pasted a red label, Palace
Hotel, Singapore" upon his suitcase.
In all my travels, he cried enthusiasts
derful clock at Strasburg"
but surely" they demurred, you did
not miss the watch on the RhineY'
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
A Misnonner.

Henry-That Miss Warner is the cold
est kind of a PROFESSIONALISM a regular
North Pole
Gibson-My dear boy. your comparison
would be more happy if the North Pole
did not attract men.-Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Automobile Note.

j. Adair strawson in Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Uncle Rube Was "on.n

so you found your way here without
trouble? What guided YOU?
mo guy did me, by gosh! I'm on to
yer city ways. Houston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

-Japan's cotton spinning companies
are having an unprecedentedly satisfac
tory run this year so far. Dividends
are figuring from 80 to 100 per cent. per
annum.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Another One.

II see By the papers that a girl drank
a bottle OF ink yesterday and almost died
from the effects Of H.
Did they arrest her for attempted
suicideT'
No; it happened in Pittsburg, and
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Houston Post.
Fatal.

Father ito daughter Bring cigars for
our guests.
Daughter (after some searehl-Shall |
bring both ?-Fliegende Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Not That Kind.

Boy-Is this q trust shop, mister?
Clerk-Yes. What do you want?
Boy-Pop wants to know if you'll
trust him with two plugs Of black navy
and paper of mild smokin' till pay day.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Forbidden Fruit.

The Farmer--Don't know what's the
matter. Beer don't taste good to me
Got 10 go to the doctor and have him
order me not touch it; then III like it
again, aybe.-Meggendor Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
In utah.

Were there many at the wedding%"
About FIVE hundred-only the imme-
diate relatives of the bride and bride.
groom.--Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
A Double Insult.

Why did you resign from the vege-
tartan club?"
Il was expelled because l called one
of the members a calfr'-Fliegende
Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Nae Wild and woody Smile.

Il smile does not cost a cent" says the
New Orleans States. 1t may not in New
Orleans, but up here it costs Is cents or
two for quarter, unless the other fellow
takes beer.-Cheyenne Leader.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Awful Hardship.

tits easy to get a divorce in South
Dakota, isn't it,"
Il should say not"
why, they only reqdire a short resi-
dence"
yes, but you have to stay in South
Dakota meanwhile, don't ?"-Cleye-
land Leader.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
The Advantages of the Automobile.

Strange but since we have had an
automobile it is our most distant rela-
tives and friends whom we visit most
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
The Reason.

what made Brown marry that
widowg'
did you ever drop penny ia q
weighing machine and then find the
thing wouldn't work Z"
YES"
That's the reason"
What do you mean
Couldn't get a weigh."-Denver Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Heard After Meeting

"If it were not for the streets of gold.
/ don't believe thar you'd give a thought
20 HEAVIER"
oh. yes, I would. I'm mighty fond Of
milk an honey! ''--Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Blessed Are the peacemakers

The Wife-Where did you get all these
terrible bruises?
The Husband-Oh at the peace
demonstration TRANSLATED from Trans
atlantic Tales from Pasquino.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
A Dry Spot.

Angler-Hang it, Is there dry spot
in the boat where l can strike a match :?
Boatman (who has been disappointed
as regards refreshment)-Tr my throat,
sir.-Tit-Bits.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
The Old Coquette.

when my rescuer appeared, the rob
bers ran away"
'And the rescuer?'
He ran after the robbers. "-Fliegen
de Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Not a Novelty.

What instrument do you suppos
Tesla talks through in addressing Mars !?
Same old thing"
what dye meanT'
His hat. "-Philadelphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Photographic.

Bella--He fell in love with her photo.
graph. and asked for the original
Stella-What developed?
Bella-She gave him the negative
Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Too Much of a Good Thing.

Jagger-Bibber says he's on the cart
for keeps now.
Tippler-- How's that?
Jagger-Couldn't stand seeing two of
his wife when he came home late
nights. Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Squelched.

Impecune-I'm poor, sir, but 1 love
your daughter.
Old Rocksey-Tut! tut, young man:
you can't make money as quick as that
in this world. "-Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
At the Theater Door.

"What, have you come to hear this
French comedy, too, countess 2"
And why shouldn't |? Don't you sup
pose that l know just when to blush =
ii Motto per Ridere.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

The steamer Lyonese left Sicily tn
other day with forty-eight tons Of flow
ers for various markets. a record con
signment.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

There is a good demand for arsenic
for the destruction Of locusts in the
Transvaal It's manufacture has even
been proposed as a colonial industry
with prbftable prospects.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
No Chicken.

PATIENCE saw her in bathing. and it
is fact that she has web-feet.
Patrice-Therei / always said she was
no chicken - onkers Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
When the Truth peceiyes.

Does he ever tell the truth?"
oh, YES, when he is talking TO those
who know him.
Afraid he will be found out. ELI.
mo he knows they will think lie is
lying Brooklyn Life.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
She Got Married

II bet I'd get married before the year
was out and she bet ] wouldn't
''Who lost?'
Both of us."--Houston Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

she explained that she took it by mistak,
for the milk. "-Harper's Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

Guns, Traps, Decoys, etc Lowest prices.
Write for free catalog No. /. ". w.
Hide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis, MINI.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Information Wanted.

Homeless and vagrant earthquakes
ought to be taught to leave their adj
dresses when they register on the seismo-
graphs.-Chicago News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
A Mild Hint.

Husband-Have you heard that they're
going to start a museum of antiquities
here?
Wife-So? Then l can give them this
hat Of minei-Translated for Transat-
lantic Tales from Meggendorfer Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Not the Real Thing.

Patience-You know the captain, don't
you?
Patrce-Oh, yes.
Patience-Do you suppose he was ever
IN a real engagement?
Patrice-No, only the seashore kind,
guess-Y onkers Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Aiming High.

IF l should ever decide to marry" he
remarked, Il will go to the finest girl
| know and ask her hand Should She
refuse me / will go to the next
finest"
sab, | understand. she interrupted.
'You will keep on asking until you meet
your leyel."-Town Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

China and Japan produce 1850 tons
Of silk annually; but about 60 per cent.
Of this is retained for home use.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Jolly Proof

Crawford-Why don't you treat your
wife Just as you did before you were
married?
Crabshaw-Pshawl You can't fool an
experienced woman that way.-Town
Topics.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Under a Clond.

The rain ii raineth every day,
And yet / sit and groan,
For 1t is still impossible
For me to float q loan.
Town Topics
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

An italian, c. y. Biadego, has writ.
ten D book Of over 1900 pages on tho
Alpine tunnels.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
The Chicago Idea.

John, what is the meaning of pro
tenn
'sFor the time being"
IL see. For instance, you are my hus-
band pro ten. Louisville Courier-JOur-
nal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
= Tea able Salad.

The people why try to make it hot for
others often merely succeed in burning
their own fingers-Town Topics.
The Musical one-Who is your favor
lite conductor?
The Unmusical 0ne-I never ride on
the cars.-Town Topics.
IF | were you, I'd throw dishes at
that husband of yours
I've tried it. but it's useless. He
used to he a juggler" - liegende Blaet-
ter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Another View.

Mrs Tourist-I'm afraid that the mon
key wouldn't please my husband
Nendor-But madame will find :
easier 10 find another husband than L
get monkey like that for three piasterS
lie Rire.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
A Tip to Legislators.
Modern.

What? A tax on the income? Why
it already is in force-the tip.'-Le Rire.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

MRS wINSLow's SOOTHING SYRUP for
Children teething. sofeas the gums. reduces In
6Rmma ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. Is
cents bottle,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

Aunt--Elli, do not vex your husband
too much. He will end by going back to
his parents.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

The Grand Trunk Pacific Railway is
obtaining 1900 japanese laborers for
railway construction.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
Performed a Miracle.

Her Husband (angrily)-I was a fool
when | married.
His Wife-Aren't you a fool still?
mo; am not"
'"Then you should congratulate me
upon my success as a reformer. Spare
Moments.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12

Tobacco Is served OCT to the Italian
soldiers as part Of their regular rations.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.

How "a Veteran Was Saved the Ann
putatiOn of a Limb.
B. Frank DOremus, veteran, of
Roosevelt avenue, Indianapolis, Ind,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-12
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MA"
Yes, my SON"
'eDo you think I'll ever be a molly
coddle?"
81 hope not, my boy, but they do say
you grow more like your father every
day r'-Yonkers Statesman.