The San Francisco call., 1907-02-24
6lf1ERE Is A HUMOROUS SIDE TO A BOu


left for a
Well, reached home and ala the boil, the morn
ing after that the only solid food could
and milk, and had suck that through straw. All
that day the boil kept getting hotter and hotter don't
know how hot It got for afraid
mster to it, for fear the Thermometer would melt
that couldn't enjoy the prominence 1T gave
the community. 1t hot ali through. top
and smooth and glossy. and aching and and
Portable. And 1t kept getting hotter and
smoother full OF ache and angrier
comfortable, it did show signs ap-
prosching crisis than 1t had shown and
was growing was afraid that BY morning it would be
that would be only few incidental legs and
SO. them my mother to the She said she
knew how hard + was to keep pouItice on boil that
biithey from the of the mouth, that
life out Of most any boi would for person 10
breathe when his face was buried In large warm poultiee
had boil the face the best kind Of poultice
necessary and the honey would make the hour stick
parts Of nour and honey and made sort OF bail Of It
and put put i on a the boil It felt cool and comfoEsng
to help the honey hold the -four in place. and
thing hate about poultices plasters is
that about the time you get nicely asleep they begin to
A mustard plaster is that SO is shoenaker's
gentle know that slept ali that night like an
innocent lamb and 1t was hot night too don't remem
plaster = NO
imagine it good thing that IT was nights
II had been cold that honey and flour might
got hard that 1T would have been
When awakened 1t with a I had
turned into duck and that webfooted
not get my toes apart sat up in bed with start and
duck. was not webfooted It nothing honey
and 1our that glue glued my toes toes together SO I pTed
four--aHd got out of bed--and the sheet
but was glad OF that for when / pulled it of some of
the honey and flour that had worked up around under my
back I once or twice
to get honey OF my nose and
serapsd some Of the honey and -four out of
for hot water and while waiting for the hot
hair and scraped as much of chest could with
the back OF the comb
water tried to go to get 1t, but had
from the mating first because the honey
because honey wandered around
there There wasn't spot as big Of wheat
~ wasn't conscientAousiy distributed
the bed For weeks after that kept finding little
1t is wonderful honey and will
But IL fxed that boil all right 1t couldn't help but nix
that boil II that boil had been migratory In its habits
had skipped around from spot to It could
gratory and did skip around it good
the honey and flour went farther and faster and
caught it at last II the boil had jumped to
psychic entity honey would chased
there And would have caught 1t.
Honey and -four is the best boil I know, for
have tested It. And economical. Why, less than
handful OF honey -four cured that boil OF rne
there enough honey left morning
million other bos boil has chance against
the boil emigrates the poutce will right along
with it. And amateur at applying poutces can
professional If the poultice
on the right spot get up around
the right spot
That was the last had I am not sure-because
know OF things-but think
never had any more boils that the honey and -four
oughly worked into system that boil has
the courage to try to get a foothold on me.