The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-29
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sa wIs sss With '. ss ss ssesssf ss saa ing to their hnsbAnd's bank accounts. A pittsburg man. who was troubled and shot out the aching molar to keep from going to dentist. tThe nowers average human spine. W R. Hearst's. of course. excepted.
 .:As the a skin Of that poor little svs she ;s- House rug. t might be ysed as q l pow Union. Strikes the prIftwoodsnan. it Killed it--considsrabIs of . pun. Certainly, the deep-watsrway from the Lakes to the Gulf Is not party which stays locked up six days in the week and never gets an airing except low vest;
 What a persistent stayer Summer Is SrS s way sis end n2w s afs wg A man in Illinois is trying to live for wecome to Sn sry s # he wants to- but we'll stick to Alabama hoa-and- hom- iny. molasses, buttermilk and roast 'possum!
 | There is a movement on foot to in. stall phonographs h New England jail. This Is positive cruelty to the poor inmates who can't get out and run.
 One man is said to hold title tp 767,s72 acres of wild land in .Aroostook county. He is at least assured of his winter areweod.
 The barking dog seldom bites. but tSsn Ssi submit ssSs PsSpts t to I test case. @ When your wife tells you that she does mofe actual work in the house tn day. you'd better agree with her. for in most cases she IS right
 The sir, who takes sn more inssrsss s Ns.ta in on the. parIor-table isn't going to pine away for want of husband Anotbar nature-faKe to add to our scientific naainc1 collection: hs An electric eel used the wireless method the ether day to telegraph to his mate for help. of achicagos aag means sskunE's nest: " Probably inspired by that fragrant It, tie stream. the Chicago River "The white mans burden" is the bowling baby sometimes at ? a. m. "coin collecting has become 2 fad again" remarks The New xoTk nh sun. ne fad with us. though most of our spe- ci'mens were exceedingly rare.
 Heinae vas piekied and labeled the
 There was little girl who had T little curl. but wishing to be in styts, went and purchased several pounda more.
 If Mfr. Taft wishes 'to visit the Phii- ippines in two years from nov as 2 private citizen" Mr. Foraker has no
 Texas editor wants to buy about twenty bushels of corn from one of sis s1ssestDsEs The RSgsm it shsfs aisas the good farmers keep the country edi- tors supplied with such things ia pay ment for the paper.--Driftwood n Ad-
 Driftwood is not on to the new issue. The Standard has offered to exchange subscrfption for "nubbins" to save few porkers from starvation. and not fiat grain can we get. That barter business has played out. A load of stove wood now sells for $l.60 cashs and you can't get 1t on the clubbing basis with State map thrown in as premium. Marion standard.
 Phil H. Armstrong is writing some interesting paragraphs Tor The Mont- the following: How meek and lowly a girl is during courtship, and how srtenuous after marriage" remarked The New Haven Leader. Yes. and we would add, how devoted and attentive Els the husband in like circumstances before and what Erowler at the ois- cults and stay out nearly all nighter he fs afterwards.-Opeiik Post +
 FoothaIl Days.
 There's a little touch of autumn And the college boys are busy
 Growing hair.
 -"PhiladeIphia Evening Bulletin. There's a call upon the field, and conss S StS the Joyous player. holding in
 ~ o --st. Louis Times. Oh, the limbs of all the trees are And the limbs of football players
 FIJI the air.
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