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El Nuevo mexicano., 1907-04-20

81 tienen algunos libros que sacua-
dernar traedlos al Nueyo Mexicano.
Esta oficina tiene Ell mejor departa-
mento de encuadernacion que hay.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1907-04-20

Ell Nuevo Mexicano Sc envia q
todaslas estafetas en- Nuevo Me-
xico, J tiene una circulation
grande .creciente entire la gen
to intelligence y progresista del
sudoeste.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1907-04-20

a. 4FMX W. |||
RIAL.
Erreristro ana IA s,ao hacho
nor John n vauobn. cuo 7, MAJ.
tss antenasado 60 retir6 Al am.
pleo de Tesorero del TsrrItor,o.
,dur,ute su servidode osho aaos
an esa posici0n. az d. 10 meior.
Acredita altamente no solo 4 M.
Vaughn personalmenta slpo tam.
bien al pueblo del Territorio On.
yos intereses Guido con celo y al.
ciepcia mieptrss fu6 ofcial. ' Al
psrtido Republicauo del opal a.
I'm miembro cousistente ' leal.
asi como tambien al ex.eoberna
dor M. A. Otero. oue fu6 ouien
escogi6 ' nombr6 Z Mr.. sVauehn
para Ia posici6n. Mr.. Vaughn
tomb cargo del empleo con plenos
conocimientos fnancieros'y con
una reputation de primers clase
como experto contador. como uno
de los mejores tenedores de II.
bros Ell 81 pals ' como an hombre
honori6co y honesto en- TODD 81
sentido de estos adjetivos. Ha
conducido los asuntos financieros
del Territorio con tino admirable
y con gran sagacidad inanciera.
Las diversas reamortisaciones de
bonos que Sc han veriRcado bajo
su administrator del empleo de
~tesorero fueron conducidas en-
una manera admirable y con los
mas grandes resultados flnAncie.
ros para 81 Territorio. Los bo-
nos territoriales no podiar ven.
oerse 4 50 centavos 81 peso cuan.
do entr6 de tesorero; durante gu
i~ncumbencia 81 r6dito cargado
sobre varias emisiones ha sido
reducido y en- Ia actualidad los
bonos territoriales de 4 por Glen.
to traerian un premio en- los mer.
cados financieros del pals. Mr..
Vaughn ha estado identifcado
con ell Primer Banco Nacional de
esta ciudad por "a amos, comen.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1907-04-20
uN Aso LssRE Oh suscRIcIoN.

A.cuslquiera persona que nos
mande 81 dinero por cinco sus,
critores nuevos, por IN aro cada
uno, le mandsremos FL Nuevo
Mexicano libre por un ano.
veanse los precios de suscri-
cion arriba.
El Nuevo mexicano., 1907-04-20
SED UN CAPITALISTA

ALL.
81 q~usrels ssrIo. No depsnds IN
quIenes fueron vuestros a~ntepasados
nj en- easualIdades afcrtunadas.
cualqulsr Americana pueds hacer.
% un ~capltallsta 0nIcamsnte con de.
posltar on . ihsnco mi parte De ca.
do peso ue aanarse, all crscerA y
- acumuiara hasta que sea sufleIsn.
t. grands para Ger lnverttdo.
RecIblrsmos con gusto ~ cusnta,
por pequeha que sea., .os pagars
mos lnteras sobrs ella y % darsmes
busn conseJo fInanciero 81 10 pedls.
Estamos aqul para a~comodaros. en-
todas maneras posibIes. Haced uso
do nuestra saIa de reclbo. Escrtbld
ALL vuestras cartas y venid cuando
ecesltaIs usar 81 telefcnc.
M Hf| t. A~A
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18
N q kOdlIsSsWesTen

,.. sept l. 1907
! LlANE NOkr0N-g.tn n, ANA a.s,
m. Tor biocheld aud intrrtn,.l.. F.
stations Connections foi Eas, and
Ira Blu EFIEiD-s.5O a. "a.
N''an"Ae, lynchhnrc. Norfolk ana
POINTS ou Shenandoah Nsner p,ll.,--
Sleeper 20 Norfolk aul Roa.os. H., 50.
York. Cafe Car.
800 a. n. ios Roanoke and nt..re5,.,.
points.
<-''' p "a daily Roaaokc. L,nehhur.- an5
-'.tnedisie stations. paliman Sleen
CT u Philadelphia via Hagers,otrn
o.'e 7. m for Roanokc. lvneh',urr anal
Norfolk. Pullman Slcepcr>
10 a. m. for Columbus. Cineinoati AMI
tne est Cafe Car Pullman ,Sieen,.s
u Toledo aud Chicago
GU =. M. for kenova. Cincinnati g,i,.,
bus aud the West Pullman .i,s.,,-
Cmciunat Columbus ~ ionis 80
chicago Cafe car
LEAVE BRISrOl-Dailr. SIS M
Hast kadiord Roanoke Ivnchl.,r..
petersburg. Richmond ana Norri,
Pullman sleeper 60 New YORK va
ha~eit"~n and Harrisburg. lsnllnan
S'eep.rS and Dining Cars Roanoke h. 4
-. =. p IA. Tor Norfolk. Pullman Sleener>
'''o p m timIed) Solid train with mi
1a.a s,'eePers 10 Washington Baltimore
Philadelphia aud New York IA f.-.
burg Pullman sleeper 10 Nor.olt ''
- Y, NJ daily for AL points between
rt.S.r. aud lNnchburg. Connects al
walton at 5:53 D. M. Min ~ :,
Lon!s Express for az points we-, soS
northwest an"
PULLMAN SLEEPER
Philadelphia wa Rouuoke
or further Information apyly to
{. L. RAUacAenNER. Ticket Asen,
:. II BEviLI. q. =. A.
NJ =. BKAcc, TIA.
Roanoke. Va. |
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18

'he young people Of the town.
a goodly number attended.
l. T Tate * Co. have bought
The Blair property ON Main
street. and wiz move the buil5-
lng up near Che street front
As soon as this work Is dome
they viii move their stock nf
general merchandise into ~.
tneir present quarters not heino
large enough Co accommodate
their business.
Why send To the big cities
Tor goods. paving as much or
more. quality considered than
The articles can bee bought for
an Appalachian Watch the al.
refreshments in the local pa.
perS and patronize those who
help YOU.
Or. A r Prunner has 49,
turned from "a visit io I.rbanon
aud Mendoza.
j +. Moss, who was r.c.n,l,
elected lay the Town C.unrii
Is entering upon his s..ou,l
ear as Sergeant. HIS services
he past year have been SD sat-
S'ac'ory that a change was
not deemed necessar,
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18
APPALACHIA DEPARTMENT.
Advertise in the Appalachia
page of the Post. Ii paws.

page of the Post. 1t pays.
I. j. Templeton spent Sunday
IN Big Stone Gap.
JAS. A. Anderson is prepar.
ing TO build a nice six room
dwelling in the bottom.
Fifteen or twenty lots have
been sold in Appalachia during
the past week.
New operations are opening
near Appalachia which will
add greatly TO the towns bust.
ness.
f. j. Prescott. of Big Stone
Gap. was in Appalachia last
week
J. II. Skaggs, of Roda. spent
wednesday in our burg.
NJ. L. Olinger. of Olinper.
was IN town Wednesday on
business.
cur merchants are receiving
daily large shipments of goods
Tor the fail and winter trade.
A wreck on the l.. X n in
IN the Gap. near here. Wed
neSday. delayed traffic on that
road several hours.
c. w. Bretland. of Sionepa.
was IN town last Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. c. king. Of
'ante, spent "A day I'm Anna
ach'a last week
{. +. Blanton and = p
essee, of Big Stone Gan. we're
u town Monday of last week
See ID. NJ. Mosley's al in AN.
.ther column on this page.
Or. and Mrs. Paul Herman
l Norton, were in town last
ionday, enroute home from a
isit IN Bristol.
Miss Lucy Stewart. who has
le tth grade in The public
,hool, Is visiting AT her home
! Tazewen.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
.'ckenson Wednesday, girl.
The Appalachia Furnit,r.
oinpany have ordered a car
al or more furniture which
Ill Toe iu soon.
Mrs. L. r. Smith spent n,rt
last week ina Pennington can
sitting relatives. returning Fri; 4
~, accompanied by her sister
iss kena Parsons. aud Mr. :
nith'S sister, Miss Belle.
Visit the New York BARGAIN 4
ouse, ]. Kaufman. proprietor
men recently opened for husi- n
RS on Main Street. See ,5 \
rtisement in another column :,
this page. a
The improvements am ,h.|tl
pot are about finished n g
5 received new coat of paint q
q the grading in the rear of la
e building will be connected o.
"a few days.
Little Tom" Templeton is {,
'ay Onying lumber 10 use in nm
erection OF his house ON the il
% '1's bought from Eugene an
pndell, in the bottom Tbe n,
''u'"g VIII cost about SLS0o pc
\ delightful dance was giy., "'
me I'D hardware building
/ Saturday, by a number NJ liza
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18

Thurston Banner. of Dewey
was down last Thursday.
S. w Wax was up from the
Gap last Friday.
j. " ChalkIey came m
from Big Stone Gap last Fri.
day.
j. w. Dougbertv, Of Wise,
was I'M Appalachia last week
G. F. Jones. of Big Stone
zap, was Ia town last week
calling on the merchants.
Mrs. Ben Thompson visited
IN Olinger Saturday. accompa.
nied 10y Miss Carrie Thompson
II. g. Gilmer, assistant cash.
Ter m ihc First National Bank
at Norton. was a guest al Hotel
Windsor Saturday last.
Rev. J. X. Haynes. Of Scot,
county, preached i'm the school
hall Sunday at ~ o'clock
j + Arlington. Of Sloneva
was IN town one day last week
X. L. Hamilton. candidate for
County Treasurer. was I'm town
last week looking after his i'm
'ereSts IN the coming election
Geo /. Taylor, stenographer
Tor Built x Kelly, Big stone
zap was IN town one day last 1
= =. Hale. who has been CON /
med 10 his home with illness
las improved enough TO be- m
MS post again i'm Fuller Bros
.tore
J.. +. Tate q Co. handle a
nee line Of general merchan- i
Use. Call on them.
The Post will be pleased IN
'et any news items YOU may
ave for publication.
See the card of Flanagan X
'urnett, attorneys. i'm another
and call on them for ,
gal advice.
The express companies do an
IMMENSE business here. IL IRE.
lenily takes a half hour or
niger 10 handle the business !
attributed from Appalachia. \
DR. a. f. Primer has sold two S
Is ON Chestnut Street 10 Joe
aacs, who will BALD a neat ,
yelling ON them soon. -
The ID. r. Sheppard building n
'posite the depot. is nearing y
mpletion, and Mr. Sheppar3 %
pes 10 have the bowling allev
I'd pool room running some q
me- next week. n
Criser Bros. have bought lots y
b'ond"ll addition aud will :,
ect dwellings on them az
&c. "
VIII Caudill is remodeling n
e hrSt story of his huildip@ Z,
to~'te the Bank of Anna r
'hia. preparatory To putiinp bl
"a stock Of general mrrchan-
,e.
Ne. aud MIS-. J. G. Fuller left la
'daN Tor visit with friends =
q relatives near Speers Ferry i.
nu. u
=. ; Hale AMI several citi. =.
- OF this place and Inman
We bought thoroush-bred ~
,sey cows and are very proud
them. N'"
ne infant grand child of HN
koda Lewis died last Fri
night and was buried Sat.
lay. We are unable To learn
child's name. -"
hr school enrolment 10 date 2.S'
"''1i' S25. \ new teacher
= GLADYS Martin. of Norton 4, 4.
oTen added 10 the faculty
VIII assist Mrs. h : 9I5
nm IN first year work and
al music.
$40
az Frazier, of Scott county
; Is employed at Inman. is
hned TO his bet with fVnbo;d irP,
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VIR0INIA nINIsIIN



no. connects az BRISTOL with '..l ~ q
tor Cincinnati, Louisville. l.. \
tei.s and an points Wcet and Noll.a,,- A-
sith " Ry Cor The Fast aal .
southern Hy. for the South Oonae'
thzsHcihfon uih r. L. & w N 4
Tram aiiising Cranberry. y. c. li.ol
central tirc. No also coanecls - L.-
eethion ~ith T.. I. & ". y { u-in '.'
Crsnhcrfy.
SO connects az Bristol with irain 80.
ifo,H ai POINTS West. l.. & n. K K sia'"->
ant irvinia Division
Nc J connects At Bristol with southern ~
usin from the South
Ne J CONNECTS az Appaiachis. Va, ~
(, r. Z. X. trains for T. oill
.lronn-t. louisville and 81 Western f--
Also connects Nth L. 4 = tam arriving
10. som $50 p m. central time. -
no. connects az Appaiaehis saith l.
Trans from LouisViiic Cincinnaii ana "'s s
I'm rcirts, also with trains from Ne
connects 4, Bristol with y. ". TO- P'"~
rast and Southern Ey for points SouiA -.
No connects a. Bristol With fast Trans -
" = VI r.. Tor an Eastern Points
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18

sition ana other eastern points.
Miss Maude T.. Riggs who
has been visiting friends re
turned home last week.
Miss Mary Tate was visiting
I'm East Some Gap last week.
f. NJ. Fulton, Of Wise. was
nm town OH business last week
G. w. Allen. of Norton. was
here one day last week looking
after business matters.
w. q. Christian. Of Big Stone
Zap, was IN town last week.
Judge X. Gilly, of the Gan.
spent Monday in Appalachia.
Born to MIR. and Mrs. William
bieds"e. last Wednesday, a big
girl.
W. A. Johnson. uf Slnn..,a
was IN AppaIachia on business /
last week
~. f. Ritter. of NORTON. was 1
business visitor one dav last
week.
j. h. Lockhard. Of Bedford
City. was IN town OH business
Tuesday Of last week
II. e. Rhoads. Of Stonega
came down on bushes Friday
Prof c. Y. Chapman. of Nor
ton, was i'm town Tbursdav
sinking hands with friends
Miss Mamie Lou MAYS. Of
WISE. was in town one day last !
week.
Send i'm your subscrint;on s
TO the post and get the news Of
your town aud neighborhood
year for "A dollar.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Collier
nave a new girl at their home. .,
The Woman's Home Mission n
society met with Mrs. :. Y
Morrell last Wednesday after y
noon II
Mrs. w +. Whitehead is Wis h.
lting relatives at Coeburn.
Send your next order for ioh in
printing 60 the Wise Printing a
company, Big Stone Gan 10
prices reasonable and quality dl
Al ''''
r w Blondell q Son have 10
finished the improvements ON Is
.h"'r restaurant across the river d'
rom the depot and are now
Teady TO serve the public. .,
Quay Addington. was down co
rom Coehurn on business last hC
week. an
Robert lmboden. Of Bristol
pent part Of iast week I'M An
'aiachia and Imboden looking IN
Her business interests. err
Mr.. and Mrs. j j. Hamilton
' h"'ia. spent last Wednesday
. town. th
4 wagon bridge across the Ia,
.Vtr near depot. connecting IA
lam Street and Blondell Ave-, Al.
ue, - much needed improve.
lent
A. Fr
Mrs; john Guntner has been an
Fry ~ for several days. re
Prof. r NJ. Douehertv went ,
h'g stone Gap SATURDAY. If z,.r
st week ON business. ha.
Master willard Tompkins -" g
ent to Bristol last week for a u
ref visit. I
/. -. Hall has moved into his IA,
w residence ON Kilbourn nrd
rect.
X. h. BROAD water. of Osaka \
IS in town ON Monday Of last - ],
'ek. an rnnte home from a Nis
SIT with his parents at Nick mas
willie. = ' ''"S
h'. grSnolisic walk il about SFi
on one side Of Main voc
'''''t and large force of men y
at woik ora what i vel tn wh,
dome CA ih'. other side of the com
,.pf Nt'l
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18
TOWN OFFICERS.

Below We Give the names or
'ne Council and officers who
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18

lr-fas I and 3 cary Pullman Buffet Sesy
- srs between Bristol and Louisville ~"
RS ,nxrge- kcsr. lNsoprN =
W. Z. Alsrs, @. r. A.. Bristol. 'A-fsA-
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18

3s'~nn Erocr. T. ~ Vance.
= ". Ricis0and aud l.. V. KEEL
~ all Of the couus, seat. pass
ell shr"u9 n iown hast week en-.
route Ia Emory and Henry Cot
irRe, where they will resume
their studies.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1907-09-18

Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Easter.
ling and daughter. who Have
tss-n visiting friends and rela.
isree n-ar Gate City, were i'm
town "Wednesday enroute 40
their horne ia Noston
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

he is not put up before long he shall go another
school for his reading and writing very well home
at night so by that means he must do II good at
School So If he don't bring his ticket homo with
MN on Monday dinner time YOU look for
some body to make you give it up for it was not
your place at all TO keep it know school rules
The poor SCI oomaster actually survived that
slaught!
The above after ALL only prose- and that of
no outstanding merit: but there Is instance of
father dropping into poetry and dashing off this
stnging couplet for his 10 take 70 SCHOOL,
Grim tyrant of the powers that be-
Take note! the lad had leave from me-
Three years ago a benehcent Board Of Education
issued its famous Syllabus OF Physical Exercises
for Use in Public Elementary Schools" An as
sistant master, who recently spent an arduous
half-hour initiating class OF overnight slum
children into the mysteries Of the six exercises
entitled Jumping" was the recipient OF this
what equivocal message the next morning:
Dear sir, plese leve off teching Fred aney more
jimnastics. II want him jump can make him
jump"
The message, MY boys late" brought by
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02
ENTERED THE MINISTRY.

Mother Hen. after her brood of nine had OBJ
tanned firm hold on life. called them together
to counsel them the duty they owed one
another, but particularly on the duty the eight
girls owed TO the one boy Of her family. The
girls 10 be mindful OF Willie's rights. to
call him when choice morsel was unearthed. to
prevent him from quarrelling. and to bring him
back when he wandered from the barnyard.
one day during a sisterly quarrel. brother
disappeared. His sisters had seen the minister
enter the farmhouse a visit. but thought
nothing of IL until they saw poor Willie meet
his death by an ak.
CONSERVATION ensued. and a council was held
TO devise way TO meet the Mother Hen and to
break the news 10 her
"Cluck cluck cluckety. cIuck. clucz" said
Mother Hen, breaking in on the council of the
sisters.
"CIuckety cIuckety. cluck." answered the sis
ters in one voice. which translated means.
Where IS your brother?" and they answered:
The minister visited the house and brother
got 1t in the neck"
Mother Hen was downCast but she quickly
recovered her composure and said:
"Cluckety. cluckety, cuck; clucx cluck
cluckety.' which Is: Il am sorry for Door VIII
lie. l rejoice. however. that he has entered the
ministry for he would have made poor Law
man"
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

two brothers who unconcernedly walked into
school at 10 o'clock one morning surely served no
purpose beyond emphasizing the obvious
The following story. though perhaps n little out
side the scope Of this article may he considered
inapposte
How is it you're not at SCHOOL," asked school
attendance officer OF lad whom ha met in the
street
Please, sir, it's washing day. and I'm going for
pint of milk for mother"
'HmI' was the reply; and the boy went on.
The officer wended his way the lads house
Good morning. Mrs. Smith," he said to tho
youths mother; why is your not at school?"
Hes been i'll in bed for two days sir" was the
glib answer
I'm sorry to hear that. Can I him?"
oh yas. certainly. I'll go upstairs and see il
he's awake. He had a bad night poor lamb: and
she tlptoed upstairs. calling softly, Johnnie
Johnnie. you awaken"
You see, SIR" she said to tho officer. he's fast
asleep. 1t would break my cart to disturb i'm"
Just at that moment in walked Johnnie with the
milk
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

man with a fair education. when he wrote, Harry
has gone TO have some aneroids taken from his
nose"
This diagnosis fairly puts in the shade the wild
est guesses of the most obtuse medical student who
ever graced hospital:
please excuse little Mary from attending school
as she has illustrated throat with glaciers
both sides and cannot eat any solemn food
A friend of mine returning 10 school, after two
months absence through Illness, received this
the mother Of a particularly regular Irregular:
Il kept Tom at home Friday afternoon as I
heard you was dead and the school had a holiday"
Let US be charitable and believe the wish was
father the thought"
The difficulties of English orthography evil
IDENTIFY insurmountable for the poor respon-
sble for the next note, which. though most humor-
Gus, ts-ke many Of these labored epistles-ful OF
pathos well.
Please sur" 1t runs. Harry and ema are not
fit TO attention scule Harry is got to to infrny
with EXmoor and enema all over him and not able
TO come have BENEFIT"
Which, being translated, conveys the information
that Harry and Emma had gone TO the infrmary
because they suffering from eczema, and that
the mother had the attendance officer (Mr
Bennett about IT.
A scholar appeared with the following letter:
Maud P will be years old next January 3oth
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

1905 God Willen II she live till then she have not
attended Schoole Much she is never well for long
together she suffers with tad feat she have
wounds on it If you like to lett she take off her
sliper show you It fear II win break
out again II is very read and inhamed at night
and she complained Of pain It in the furst place
threw kick from another child at W Schooe
the kindly she is not hert if you please
not to wipe (whip) she she is such timed
sence child been i'll much have rather spoilt her
butt she is trust honest an truthful an oven so
kindness will do sharpness falls she only
stain with Me to see if gett all rite her
home IS miles from Scoole at -- her parents
keep she 4 her Grandmother and canat see
very well so fear my wrtn will be hard to read"
In many elementary schools it IS the custom
tended ten times with small card-the ubiquitous
picture postcard generally. This by way Of intro
duction to the next note written by parent with
a veritable cacoethes scribendi:
"If YOU please A b what made you not
give F c. his ticket Friday for he had
been 10 times he ought to have had 1t If you
please don't to give it him on Monday morning
shall go farther to work with It, for think know
about School than what you do for I when
there long afore you did he been to school all
the week as he earnt his ticket If you don't
give IT to him by fair means you shall by foul
you please yourself for you not master
mistress yet and don't think you will be
have to pay rates have to pay part for the
School and IT downright shame that he
not put UP when the others for he ~ always
at School wet or fine bad well he never stop
away their never such teachers you had to
teach we when when to School they knew which
way to teach a child that is more than you do If
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02
COMMEMORATE EXAMPLE.

The popular after dinner speaker rose TO respond
TO n toast
Gentlemen" he said, the Unexpectedly fatter-
Ing manner in which your postmaster has intro
duced me this evening reminds me of Il story which
strikes me as being appropriate TO the occasion
by the way. how many of you have heard the story
or the Pennsylvania farmer and the young wolf he
bought for coon dog2 VIII those who are
familiar with II from having listened II half a
dozen times or moro please raise their hands?"
An overwhelming majority Of his auditors raised
their hands
Thanks. gentlemen" he said. At shall not IN
Hict Il upon You"
With their rapturous applause still ringing in his
he sat down.
lie made the hit of the evening Chicago Trib-
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

the chemical back into the box. AN I know place
aH"-SquareN Deal
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02
CHEAPEST PLACE FOR SULPHUR.

In Il little out of the way street in Boston is
small drug store. the proprietor OF which is pep
perry little Old Irishman and most of his customers
are fellow countrymen. Not long ago one appeared
and desired to purchase 10 cents worth of sulphur
The druggist weighed out the proper amount and
was about to wrap II up when the wOuld-be pur-
chaser interrupted.
sure, an is thot all I>get for tin cints?"
Faith is 1t barrel yen be expectingT' tho
druggist retorted.
1T is not But 1 know place where can get
than thot for folve cintsl the other asserted
"Ye dol" the little old fellow exclaimed, dashing
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

But. though cornered the good woman was not
abashed.
'Oh you bad wicked lad,'' she exclaimed. How
dare You get out Of the bedroom window again
after all I've said? I'll tell your pa of your'
AS a sequel to a lesson on the circulation OF the
blood, sixth standard girl handed her teacher
note to this effect:
Mrs. HIS compliments. and she don't want
Ethel learnt any more psolgy physiology. The
girl is being brought up proper and I don't want
her to know anything about her innerds Grand
Magazine
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

A shopgirl entered the car.
Every strap full occupied.
But was she compelled to stand on her poor
tire&- aching feet all the way home?
on no Three or four men promptly jammed
her up among them in such a way that she could
not possibly fall down.
Americans are doubt the poIitest DeOole ",
the world. As for the French, If YOU Speak NJ
then, they have no such Opportunities.
New-York tribune., 1907-06-02

merely want TO say that IT'S great shame that
this household Is eternally disorganized Other
women manage to keep their servants, Why cans
you? Why
John Smith. I tell you that the cook knew you
would be late, so she left cold chicken, custard
pudding and a pint OF claret the dining room
table for you"
We'll. Gwendoyn, why in the name OF common
intelligence didn't YOU that at 1rStF'-Tit-Bits.