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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02
ROMANCE OF The Guilty PIPE
Il . FOR a Man Of Deeds Rather Than
Meditation.

WEAtA&&t~Ae
An EngIishman wrote recently &
the Pail Mall Gazette. Can any q
your pIDesmoking correspondents rec.
onmend good shQrt clay. such a. Es
we're won't 70 cherish n the nftles.
Il vas q neatly shaped pipe. knOEn
as TIE Guilty and. although Light II
weight, was stroug enough 70 Be car
ried II the pocket without = case
II my recollection serves ne arignL
this little pipe bore the stamp Milo
Strand. That pipe. Ike many other
good thing OF the past. Was worth
knowing"
Has this pipe disappeared in Eng
land forever. a. the linen buster worn
By American citizens. with a Plug
hat and carpet lag. Is 10 longer
known here, excepg 70 the antiguar-
ians? We saw a Guilty a few days
ago IA active use, says the Boston
Herald, IN the street Il Nas black
but comely. The cufty-fhe NoF1
need not be lneloSed ~ quotation
marks, for il - q good dictionary
wcrd-yas also known As fhs nose
warmer. The French call u the
''brule-gueuIe." The Guilty vac also
called the eutty-gun. The word 5 n
Iiteraturs. Did not Mrs. Iack@Ezie
refuse Oeorgs Warrington the use ~
bis Guilty pipe vhen she Iuncbed II
tie Temple though she lighted Col
Hswcome's cigar With her Own lair
fingers. Guilty knife. Guilty spoon, cut
" EtorD--fhey are al good words.
as Is cutty saTk-~fhe ore % Paisley
harm, 10 longitude 10 sOfeIy SANITY"
nearly Bndid the sDeliDoun1 Tan
O shanter, the illgsfriOHs rubber
neckeF.
A Guilty Is Tor q mas ~ deeds.
long clay for one ~ meditation, Pr
ates should surely prefer the cafty-~
which goes with the Jolly Roger, me
low, black, rakish efafi, G0sbiOoDs,
lngofs. and pieces u eight Explorers
in African JHngIes and city einmg
should use the Guilty. II f. - hon
est DiDe, FAR ~ ~ preferred 10 iks
open air " the spurious bfiar and the
There was If. GalIasDg, who ala
not swallow 4 fluid after TIE manner
n others, but n IL was . quart
poured Il IN a. from pitcher - pitch
ed" This NF. GaIIaeDy. whO used 70
n1htD-b shlngtOnPnl
drink seven IN haHd-thaf -, with
seven glasses - placed between the
fingers Of hts right had that in
drinking the liquor fell into the next
glasses, and thereby he drank out u
the first Riass seven glasses 81 once.
This Mr.. GaIlasDy, when be smoked,
always blew two pipes a. once, zone
at each corner u bis mouth, and
threw tbs smoke Out ~ both bis Dos-
this. We are sure that each pipe
was a Guilty. FOR. AT Caiaspy
fought everything, and had killed AZ
least two men IN duelg. fie was a
man Of action, not given 10 oriental
reyerie.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02

The average girifs notion 81 aud
ideal man T. one vino viii propose.
sxS-6ef your lee Cream f0F 4th.
July. a. Fred. &. Smith, nd. Ave.
Phone 80 m.
-Sine-fentbs Of what 9 man knows
about blz neighb0Ts hls wife tells him.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers. reils
sie little pills. Recommended -
AeldmeYer Bros, Druggists
some fellows feel that they can't
get = job because they know too much.
gTHaFieqDin lee Cream on 4fh,
July a -mifb's Confectionery. Md.
Ave. Phone 80 ~.
This world - fieefing show, and
the bet some 81 u can do = 10 get
standing nom.
When the cold winds dry aud CRACK
The skin get DeWitt's Witch Hazel
-llse. Sold by Feldmeyer Bro. ~ !.
4.st@
"A diplomat j. . man y to doesn't
ny everything he thinks ~ think
everything he says.
The politician doesn't forget bIs
promises. fife brushes them up and
uees them over agaln.
Fat What you please and take a 10.
lle k0flOI FOs Indigestion after your
.neai.. IL digesfs what yOH eat. sOIo
- FeIdmeFer Bros.. Dfugglsts.
When Ne are told that . dogs bari
IL wore than bis bile we are satisfied
~ aerept tie statement ~ true.
s1r-G~f your lee Cream 4 Ices order
10 time af fred. q. Smiths MI. Ave,
Phone D7S m.
The slzs ~ dollar depends upon
the way II - spent
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02

In Amsterdam there stands q build
ing that marks the first effort Of
mankind % abolish the Slaughter q
modern industy-the famous Amster-
dam Museum Of Security, founded
IA 1899. Berlin, Paris, Munich. Eur
lch and Vienna also hare such muse
ums. Here are exhibited models and
photographs Of protective devices. and
"a many cases the devices themselves
showing means whereby the workers
In every trade and occupation that in
wolves risk may b safeg1ar1ed. and
the loss Of life ulninized 70 the low
-. possible fraction. In the United
states the American Institute for
Social Service has taken up the sane
work.
For the fact remains. says Every
body's Magazine, that the only meas
ures that will prove adequate are
not remedial. but preventive. Not IN
I'll employers are willing to spend the
money necessary for providing prop
or safeguards for their mes: not until
contracfcrs have ceased 70 say, as
one IN New YORK said recently. IT i
cheaper not to protect the men -
plenty more where they came FROM
not until we realize that IN cur dis
regard for humap life We are consci-
ously or unoonsesousIy fast approach
ing the callougnees d the Oriental.
will the wanton slaughter OF the toll
srs cease
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02
a woman TeIls How 60 Relieve
Rheumatic Pains

bare been a very great sufferer from the
.Is~aslfni sii-ease, rhegnsztialn, for Humf'er
~ Years. hare tried many medicines but
never cot much relief from any u then
n,.t.f tsso years azo. wheu bought bottle
Il gt.au.serIain'- Pain BaIns- ! found re-
lei l-lare h,d nd 81 II one iaffie, but
ke,t IN ~ st.a Z sfd saau 80 Ike q
.i.Is..-..,f 49,. 4fe - a. zdrice many
~ nv fri,-a.i- hare srs ) !. ard can tel yoH
nv vau.s.rfssllv Il has worked.-3lRs
seen a. forr. 10 s. Eew 81. Dover
IA. ChsnlleFiain's Pain Balm = q i'm
niarf Tie relief from pain which i Affords
+ alonr worth many time - CIT u makes
ret and -leep po--it.s. FOR sale "
F~himeves Eroal Drug Sto.e.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02
40. Dollar Briags $500.

The highest prizes ever paid for an
American coin Of regular issue, -, 600
was given for the 1901 dollar at tho
SECOND days sale Of the stickBey col
lection in philadelphia. and this coin
once more regained its title ~ the
King ~ American Coins. = ~ which IL
was deprived last year when ~, IDJ
was paid for AN fe2Z baif eagle. The
same unknown buyer who got the
View York dOubIoon, thought - be =
we'll known philadelphia collector,
also got the rare dollar.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02

4 have used Clanai,erl4in's Cough Rem
- IN ny family IN eases q whooping
eonrh. sni wanf q tell you that Il = tie
h~~f rue.licine ! have erer used--N- r.
fy.~rnx. Posco. Ca Ihis remedy = safe
ana ssre. For ssls b Feidmeyer Bros-'
Drux Store
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02

The six inch gun mounts u the bat
tlesbip ohio have been sent 10 the
navy yard for modihca-
ton ami viii be returned 70 the ship
al Hampton Roads early this week.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02

Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup b
absolutely free from any oDiate or mar
cotic- Contains Honey and Tar. Sold
by Feldmeyer Bros Druggists
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02

: n the young man from Florida. a
can 1idafe Tor the Naval Academy, " bo
called At this Office q few days ago
for a Florida paper, viii call again.
he will be accommodated " ifh paper.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02
FOR SHERIFF.

tt..--a~ .nnasrnra raFself = raudiaiafe for
1900 snrtect - tas 1911 Ffl..IAEf
- -. -. g. sEiau q taH asuoEratte norat-
.,,.s.. r..r uer4tton % A1aa Aruostet 1ozntF-
Jxo. B. WILLS
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02

=
sap ~ I'D ri'y 1~ss zii.sy hzE .
cisc=-c, Z regular 1sseascs ase ayers mar
vigor, q m-6c from cur nev improved Iof-
mulz, quickly and completely destroys tSafl
6iseaxe. The hair stops falling ouf, gFovs|
more rap;slv. and ali dan1ruE disappears
- !. = - - ~s.r-g g-c-ATsE c..
Ete eeicz q 80 he1r - -. - -
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02
BUTLER =
22S Main Street

Ladiesf Lace H0es. .-...----------l0g
Ladies Vest. ........-.~---.-- -
Correct COyers- = ~
Black Lawn ID. wide. .---~---------t g
Bingham, I'D -.-~-----------. -
White Embroidered Beirs. hoe
Good COrsefs. ...-....---.---s--.---- 80
~. - Long SIX Glove - ~
Extra Value IN Box PAGE. lee
800 Chiffon Hats STD
White Shirt Waist SO vaIue- 80
Ruehing Neck PIeee. y
Extra Vide Ribbon -------------los
CbiIlreu's DraWers To-
Men's Underwear. suit -
Iacaa-Erhr1laa TrlEzlEal 70
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-07-02
when the
HonFans


TAsnISeTox. July :. 1913 . a.
For Maryland Fair, slightly cool.
er tonight Wednesday fair.
w. T.. MOORE.
Chief ~ Weather Bureau.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25
onn 1ops1prp SENATE SYSTEM.

There will now be a reapportionment
of the legislative districts in New York,
and some nearer approach to equally
of representation will be made in the
Senate. 1t was to force the Legislature
to perform that duty that Governor
Hughes called the extra session. The
act Just passed suggests comparisons
in New Jersey in it's Senate represen-
tation.
Here the system Of Senate represent
tation is simply grotesque. 1t is not
even an apology for a scheme of repre-
sentative government. Our State Sen
ate consists of twenty-one members,
each member representing a county.
BY the census of 1905 the two counties
of Essex and Hudson had respectively
400, 1928 and 449,S7 population and coll
lectively $50, s07 out of a total of 2,144,-
1874 of population in the whole State.
Together with P~assaic, with it's 175,-
S5S of population, h three coultles
have 1,0S5, 665 population-one-half of
the whole. and these counties have
only three representatives in the SEN
ate against eighteen for the other half
of the States population.
Comparisons by counties are even
more extraordinary. Hudson, with
449. $40 population. has no more repre-
sentation in the Senate than Ocean,
with 0 1850. and the 409,92S population
of Essex Is offset by the 1880 OF
Cape May. The increase alone IN Hud-
son County between 1900 n 1905 was
equal to the combined present popula-
ticns of Cape May. Ocean and salem
counties. What wonder that the SEN
ate of New Jersey has always been the
bulwark of corporate interests and
that it has this year been SC backward
and reluctant in complying with tht
plainly expressed will of the people.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25
INVESTIGATE ALL STATE INsTITU.
TIoNS.

1t may almost be believed that the
resolution in the House of Assembly for
an investigation of the State expendi-
lures was providentially inspired. The
in their character that the public now
demands that the investigation take in
every department and institution under
the State government. There can be no
pause and no turning aside, and no de-
partment or officer or individual can be
spared where Irregularities or guilt can
be shown.
In the State institutions there are now
about ten thousand dependents, half of
whom are insane. Governor Stokes
showed in his inaugural message that
between 1895 and 1905 the State expendi-
lures for its dependents had doubled
from s424.S77.6S to $S75,127.5O. and this
was not inclusive of the cost of prisons
and reformatories. And the expense
has increased every year since. How
much of the increase can be accounted
for by the loose and careless depart
ment system that allows managers and
commissions to draw appropriations in
bulk and expend them without any ac-
countability to the Comptroller and
Treasurer is left to conjecture.
This system or lack of system Is to be
ended. but a new law will not prevent
graft. 1t will only make graft and pee
ulation less easy. But the investigation
Of expenditures opens the door of in
quiry into institutional abuses. and that
has now become the principal object OF
the Assembly committee investigation
It doesn't matter what specific powers
the committee is invested with. Nobody
will dare question the authority to delve
into any n al affairs to show up mall
administration and wrong. There has
been some newspaper talk of an early
conclusion of the committee labors
The event of yesterday should end that
talk. The paramount duty of the com
mittee now is to investigate every State
department n institution without fear
or favor.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25
LOOSE ExpEND1rUREs AND GRAFT.

The disbursements on account of the
State Hospital for the Insane at Tren-
ton last year were s267, 1855, and all the
supplies except the meat were pur-
chased by the warden, without any
check upon him, the institution getting
its appropriation by monthly install
ments, the same as the Fish and Game
Commission. Only for meat is there
any competitive bidding. There has
been constant complaint in the hospital
about the quality of the food served,
and the explanation may be found in
the large discretion given to the warden
in the purchase of the institutional
supplies. \
A bill introduced in the Senate last
month and passed provides that no
money shall hereafter be- drawn from
the state treasury to pay salaries or
defray the expenses of any department,
institution, commission, board. commit
tee or official of this State, or for any
contract. except upon bills presented to
the Comptroller, and payable by his
warrant upon the State Treasurer.
Also. all n collected by any de-
partment, institution, ETC., must be re-
ported to the Comptroller and paid to
the Treasurer, Within thirty days after
the act takes effect all managers, trus-
tees and commissions are to report all
moneys in their possession and turn the
same over to the state Treasurer. An
itemized monthly statement Of expenses
is to be made to the Comptroller.
It is amazing that the business OF the
state should be conducted in the man
ner now revealed in the management OF
commissions and institutions. Can there
be wonder that the expenses OF the
state have trebled in twenty years and
that jobbery and graft permeate the
departments of government? How much
"crookedness'' in contracts and supplies
has been going on car never be re-
vealed. but it is manifest that graft has
been the rule. The Fish and Game
Commission is only a specimen case OF
the kind.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25
A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.

The most extraordinary development
of the Assembly investigating COM
mittee occurred toward the end of the
committee hearing yesterday at Tren-
ton when Medical Inspector DIR. Ward,
of the State Hospital for the Insane,
was compelled to testify to the killing
of a sick patient in the asylum by two
attendants. This crime was, according
to DR.. Wards reluctant admissions,
deliberately concealed from the GRIM
inal authorities of Mercer County and
the perpetrators were allowed to go
free after acknowledging their crime.
knowledge of the killing was COM
municated to Judge Vroom, president
Of the board of managers, by DR.. Ward
himself. The Prosecutor of the Pleas
Of Mercer County AYERS that his first
intimation of the crime was the testi-
mony given by DR.. Ward yesterday.
Nor is that all. 1t was hardly de-
MED by the medical inspector that
there a been other BRUTAL assaults
by attendants on the helpless patients.
The fact that a patient could be MUIR
dered in the Institution without pun-
ishment for its perpetrators and with
out the knowledge Of the outside world
is proof presumptive If not proof posi-
tive that there have been other cases
Of maltreatment of patients. 1t re-
veals an utter lack of discipline among
the hospital force and an astonishing
indifference as to the treatment of the
patients.
The medical inspector is supposed to
know something of the records of the
attendants he employs. DR.. Ward,
when questioned yesterday, was abso-
lutely ignorant of the antecedents of
the two guilty men. He had never
bothered himself about that. OF his
testimony showing that he had nc care
of the patients diet-the most impor-
tant consideration in a curative institu-
tion-and that the patients got the
same food. good OF bad, with monoto
nous regularity, need not be COM
mented on here. 1t is enough to know
that at least one unfortunate patient
was beaten n kicked to death in the
hospital, with the knowledge of the
medical director. the warden, and the
president of the board of managers,
and that these officers are virtually
accessories after the fact by their de-
liberate concealment of the crime-a
crime against humanity
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25
The Way II Rend.

The editor of a little Western paper
was in the habit of cheering up his
subscribers daily with a column OF
short pertinent comments on their
town. their habits, and themselves
The department. on account of Its In
innate personal flavor. was the most
popular thing in the paper.
The editor, as he saw 1t growing In
favor. gradually allowed himself a
wider and wider latitude in his re-
marks, until the town passed much OF
it's time conjecturing what he'd das't
to say next"
On a hot day, when the simeon
whistled gai1y up the streets of the
town, depositing everywhere It's bur-
den of sand, the editor brought forth
this gem of thought:
"A1l the windows along Main street
need washing badly"
The next morning he was waited on
by a platoon of indignant citizens, who
confronted him with the paragraph in
question fresh from the hands of the
compositor and Informed him 1ercely
that he had gone too far. After a
hasty and Mortified glance he admitted
tha he had.
1t now read:
"All the widows along Main street
need washing badly."-"Under the
Spreading Chestnut Tree" In Every
body's..
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25

Water Commission act. The chief OBJ
lection is that the act is an instrument
to carry out the selfish objects Of the
East Jersey Water Company 1t was
demanded in the interest Of that COM
pany. it is defended in the interest OF
that company and, furthermore, the
commission is organized in the same in
terest. The act win be fought tooth
and nail. II the Senate refuses to
amend it to eliminate It's offensive pro-
visions. the senate will be answerable
to public sentiment in Northern New
Jersey.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25

Again and again has our attention as
Americans been called to the mad rush OF
our way of ~living-the pace that kills. We
stop long enough to assent-then go on
with the rush. Yet that sort of thing
isn't living. This is a grand world. Spleen
did are the opportunities which lie about
us for 'liping by the way" But this
witt pace which carries US specifically
over the surface isn't living. Deep beneath
the surface are the issues Of real life. We
must delve, and that takes time, takes
thought. calls for a halt in the pace, Su-
perhciality of living, lack of thought, is
the bane of the age. The tendency OF the
age is to diminish the hours of labor, to
leave more leisure time-for what? What
will 1t profit to increase that leisure unless
in 1t men take time to think, and, think
ing, improve themselves for their good
New Haven Register.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25
was Runninr some.

The other day a pet animal dealer
told of a farmer up the State VINO
bought a hunting dog, and, anxious to
see what the canine could do, he lost
no time in taking him to the woods.
AS luck would have 1t. they ran across
a fox, and the dog started in pursuit.
the farmer following as fast as ne
could. Finally he met another farmer,
and asked If he had seen the fox ana
dog.
"Yaas.' answered the second farmer,
Il seed 'em hiking across Perkins's
medder."
How wuz they ru%nnin'?' anxiously
queried the first.
WAL, the speed seemed ter be nip
an tuck" replied the second, but l
think the dog wuz about three yards
ahead o. the fox.'-Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25

A farmer went UP to a veterinary
surgeon to ask what he was to do
about his horse. which had been taken
very Ill. GIVE him this powder" said
the vet. An hour later the farmer
came up again and said that he couldn't
get the horse to take the powder.
oh" said the vet, II forgot. Put this
tube down his throat, then lay the
powder in the tube and blow 1t down
his throat" Within half an TOUR the
farmer came running back, pale and
excited. whats up now?" asked the
vet. Didn't you do as I told your
YES" said the farmer. II put the
tube down his throat and laid the
powder in it. but the horse blew frst!'
-Young's Magazine.
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25

distance so miles, is outlined as follows:
From Broad and Market streets go south
on Broad three-ifths of a mile into Lin
coin Park. turn into Clinton avenue and
continue to I~rvington (three and a half
miles,. At Irvington Centre turn left
Into Springfield avenue and continue
through Hilton, avoiding right turns, four
and a half miles from ~Irvington Centre
to Springfield. Upon reaching the hotel
here. turn left on road to Plainfeld
eighteen miles). Continue through Plain
field. Dunellen and Bound Brook, going
straight ahead to the outskirts of Bound
Brook to fork. taking the right branch
and continuing on this road to Somerville
go miles). From Somerville take the
direct route through South Somerville to
Woods tavern. and there turn right for
Frankfort. At Frankfort (thirty-eight and
a quarter miles) take the left fork to
Neshanic. thence to Neshanic station.
Here you had best inquire your way, for
there are many turns in the road to Three
Bridges forty-eight miles,. From Three
Bridges there are two routes to Fleming
ton (hfty-two and a quarter miles,. Keep
to the main street of Pennington to Copper
Hill (hfty-four and t~hree-auarter miles),
thence to Lanson's Corners and so on to
Rfngoes ~(hfty-eight and a quarter miles,.
Continue to Lambertyille (sixty-four and
a quarter miles). Now follow the Jersey
shore of the Delaware to Moore's Station,
on through Titusville to Washington's
Crossing. on direct to Trenton. The roads
are good all the way. You can Judge for
yourself how long it would take. Most
wheelmen would prefer not to travel at a
rate much greater than six or eight miles
an hour In hot summer weather.-Ed.]
The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-25

The Chancellor has made no secret of his displeasure at
the action of the Legislature in putting the appointments up to
him. He was justified, too, in protesting, because it is wrong
in policy to delegate appointments to officials who are them
selves appointed, and this is especially true of the judiciary. But
when all is said and done the fact remains that the law makes
it the duty of the Chancellor to name these men. All OF us
have unpleasant and disagreeab1e duties to do and most of US
do them, even if the doing be accompanied by some growing.
In this particular case it is a matter of showing obedience to
and respect for the law, and surely the learned and distinguished
iurist who is now Chancellor of New Jersey is, not going to
set a bad example. 1t would be a pity to have even this
blot on a long and valuable career in the public service, no
matter what the provocation. J M.