Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-15
Solos ::; IT,: !.

Life is real life IS solemn.
Willard gives US all the blues,
Printing column after column
or the previous summers news.
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''OTl." says an Expert, lis oxldized
when II reaches The surface OF the
ground You lose. IT Is Standard
lied.
A Connecticut oma has been APP
pointed superintendent Of q cemetery
and is said to be entirely satisfactory
10 the inmates"
The editor or the Florence Blade
has Installed a gas plant IN his resi-
dence, What he should want with
two is not clear.
Disquieting reports are coming from
Panama. None are as loud. however,
as the report when the Big Stick hit
Poultney Blgelow.
1t is learned that TAFT used to be Q
newspaper reporter. Wonderful how
some men overcome the handicap Of
youthful indIscretion.
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"The Assassin Escaped and The
Dispatcher is Missing are W phrases
which are becoming equally familiar
70 newspaper readers.
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Black eyes reveal character, accord
ing TO oIle Of those irrepressible
scientists. Black ewes also reveal the
fact that II has been landed on.
Al fhp Wronp End
Many nscn have taken the bull by
the horns who might have taken him
by the tail.-Flagstaf Gem.
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Apropos Of the daily wreck, Mr..
Bryan is letting pass "A golden oppor-
tunity TO make a few brief remarks
about government ownership Of rail-
ways.
A Yale professor says that Mars
has canals 35 miles wide. That
nothing startling. Some of Albuquer-
que's main streets in rainy weather can
beat It several fathoms.
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The latest Iowa idea is that pro-
mulgated at Waterloo, where they
opened a lynching with prayer. It Is
also suggested that hymns be sung
while the victim Is being strung up.
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Sending the negro soldiers 10 the
Philippines is all right. but Mr.. Roose-
Welt will be a real public benefactor #
he will arrange to SEND Mr.. Foraker
to Van Dieman's LAND or southwestern
Australia.
Fudge.
The Washington Post tells OF al
soung man who kissed his girl right
- -. .a.f- A-A.A ~ W 100.
pect he would have found much bet
Houston Post.
Representative Shope has intro
luccd a bill in the Missouri legisla-
requiring women to remove their
hats in church. with Easter already
a great wave Of feminine
has swept over Missouri
and Mr.. Shope does not venture out
without a bodyguard.
The Almanac is wailing that the
IL discriminating against it ia
rs charges on carload lots Of printing
paper. The Almanac should not roar.
AS Deputy Public Printer II can easily
make up the deficit by doing Il little
more work for itself as the Secretary
II the Bureau of Immigration.
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After Il week OF so of quiescence the
Nlmanac is again to the front with an
EDITORIAL In which one observes here
there such familiar expressions as
tax dodgers" KNOCKERS" fake re-
ormers," yellow sheets. tax dodg-
ng gang" etc. 1t is well. It was
cared the Almanac vas forgetting
tself.
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Too Late Now.
The new Carrizozo outlook has a
olumn of railroad notes headed
Seen from the Top Of a Water Tank.
number Of albuquerque citizens
hottly after the first OF the year
1lght have published some interest
ng observations from the Top of {
Water Wagon
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Figures do not lie. but sometimes
hey are not easy OF comprehension
" plain people.-The Almanac. Yes. {
the plain people. for instance. :
ave never fully comprehended the J
the Almanac figured up The ems
II that Governors Message In Span
nor how II computed a circulation a
bout three times as large as that
hown by the postmaster's receipts.
he plain people evidently are very
ackward at mathematics and the Al !
lanac should conduct a column In
them Ia the mysteries Of the |
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