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The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
HUGo's SHORT MEMORY.
Told Different Versions Of Story on
Three Occasions.

'oid Different Versions OF story on
Three Occasions.
The Revue Hebdomadaire publishes
an anecdote on Victor Hugo which by
many will be considered very charac-
teristic. Right after Napoleon Ills
coup d'etat Victor Hugo and School
cher, a well known politician of that
period, fed together from Paris. A
short time afterward when Hugo met
Schoelcher at his table In Brussels, the
poet said: "Yes, my dear friend. you
can boast of having once scared me
very much. | had no doubt but that
we We're done for Turning to the
other guests, he explained:
I'VE We're on the way to the North
ern railroad depot and We're sitting ST.
lent and uneasy in the omnibus, our
hats drawn deep over our foreheads.
Presently regiment of infantry pass
ed by with flying colors and resound-
ing music. At the sight Schoelcher for
got all caution and, leaning out Of the
window, shouted, Down with Caesar!
Instantly / caught hold Of him and
closed his mouth with my hand. One
word more and we should have been
done for"
Two years later Schoelcher visited
his friend Hugo in Guernsey. AT din
ner again the coup d'etat was discuss
ed, and the poet called forth recollec
tions of times past. do you still recol-
lect, Schoelcher," he asked, ''the day
of our flight? We really came off very
lucky But didn't we act like mad
men. shouting Down with Caesar!
when that regiment was passing byf
OF course we We're too indignant to be
able to keep our temper
Several years lapsed, and again
SchOelcher was guest in Hugo's
house. Conversation turned to civic
courage and the like. well, my dear
Schoelcher," Hugo said to his friend
81 must tell you something have
had in my heart for years. In a crit
ical moment of your life you showed a
weakness which grieved me deeply
You will recollect that day when we,
after the coup d'etat, left Paris and
how |, while a regiment of infantry
was passing by. at the sight of these
killers of our liberty and in a rage
having no command over myself,
shouted out, Down with Caesar. |
still have you before my eyes trem-
bling with fear, catching hold of me
by the lapel Of my coat and forcing
me down on the seat, so concerned you
We're for your precious life"
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
The Knockout Blow.

The blow which knocked out Corbett
was revelation to the prize fighters.
From the earliest days of the ring the
Knockout blow was aimed for the jaw,
the temple or the jugular vein. Stomach
punches were thrown in to worry and
weary the tighter, but II scientific man
had told one of the old fighters that the
most vulnerable spot was the region of
the stomach, he'd have laughed at him
for an ignoramus. DR.. Pierce is bringing
home to the public parallel fact; that
the stomach is the most vulnerable organ
out Of the prize ring as well as in it. We
protect our heads, throats, feet and lungs,
but the stomach we are utterly indiffer-
ent to, until disease finds the solar plexus
and knocks US out. Make your stomach
sound and strong by the use of Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and
you protect yourself in your most vulner-
able spot. "Golden Medical Discovery"
cures "weak stomach" indigestion, or
dyspepsia, torpid liver, bad, thin and i'm
pure blood and other diseases of the or
gans of digestion and nutrition.
The rGolden Medical Discovery has
specific curative effect upon all mucous
surfaces and hence cures catarrh, no
matter where located or what stage it
may have reached. In NDsal Catarrh it
is well to cleanse the passages with DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy fluid while using
the discovery" as a constitutional REM
edy. Why the ~Golden Medical Discov-
cry" cures catarrhal diseases, as of the
stomach, bowels, bladder and other pelvic
organs will be plain to you If you will
read booklet Of extracts from the writ
ings Of eminent medical authorities, en-
dorsing Its ingredients and explaining
their curative properties. 1t is mailed
free on request. Address DR.. R. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, N. Y. This booklet gives all the
ingredients entering into DR.. Pierce's
medicines from which it will be seen that
they contain not drop Of alcohol, pure,
triple-refined glycerine being used instead.
DR.. .Pierce's great thousand-page Illus
trated Common Sense Medical Adviser
will be sent free. paper-bound, for 81 one
cent stamps, or cloth bound for 81 stamps.
Address DR.. Pierce as above.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Animals at PLAY,

Animals have keen sense of "mak-
ing believe" which is the essence of
play. A child's first game is bopeep-
make believe. When couple Of dogs
have jolly tussle they make believe
to engage in deadly combat. A strik-
ing instance of this occurred to writ
or some years back. He gave dead
mouse to a kitten. 1t was the first
time she had seen one, and she shifted
at 1t inquisitively before deciding to
toss 1t about. A pair Of slippers lay
on the floor. She dropped the mouse
into one Of them and Immediately pro
ceeded to look for 1t most zea!ously In
the other slipper till | took up the
first, which contained her booty. Then
she showed that 1t was no real lack of
memory that had sent her on the boot.
less search.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
YsIeta,

st. Augustine. Fla, founded by the
Spaniards in 1864, Is generally said to
be the oldest European settlement
within the present limits of the United
States, but some twenty or thirty
years earlier Coronado, the Spanish
conqueror and explorer. leading an ex-
pedltion from the City of Mexico north
ward, had founded some sort of n
Spanish colony at the ancient Indian
village Of Ysleta, In Ell Paso county,
Tex. In the southwest 1t is therefore
claimed that Ysleta Is the oldest Euro
pean settlement In the United States
st. Louis Republic.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Facts About Buildinq Stone.

Almost everybody knows the rule of
the masons that stone used in build
Ing should be SO placed that it will lie
as it lay in its natural bed when quar-
ried. But Francis w. Hoyt in the En-
cheering News says that this familiar
rule Is not always to be depended upon
and needs in many cases to be supple
mented with other precautions. There
are three planes of fracture known to
quarrymen. The rift is the direction
in which the stone splits most easily.
the grain that which is next easiest,
the head that which offers the greatest
resistance. In paving block the two
sides represent the rift fracture, the
top and bottom the grain and the ends
the head. But in quarry the natural
bed Is sometimes considerably inclined
to the plane of the rift; hence the i'm
perfection of the ordinary rule for plac-
ing the stone In building.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

When fish bite freely they're little
ones.
The impudence of some people is the
only great thing about them.
To burn a letter may show lack Of
sentiment, but it is in many cases a
mark of good judgment.
You often hear mother say to her
child, "How often must l tell you?"
How often must you be told?
There is one thing you should put off
till tomorrow that you might do today.
and that is sitting down and counting
up your troubles.
Some men not only feel that the
world owes them a living, but are sore
because there are no collection agen-
cies to collect it for them.
If you brag that you are contented
people say you might as well be COW.
and If you are discontented people say
you have crouch, and there you are.
-Atchison Globe
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
L ECAL
Notice of Final Settlement

In the Matter of the Estate of I. N.
Cornell, deceased.
Notice is hereby given, That on
Monday the 22nd day of April, A. D.
1907. being one Of the regular days of
the March Term of the County Court
of Garfield County, in the State of
Colorado, I, David B. Cornell. Ad-
ministrator of said estate. will appear
before the Judge of said Court, pres
ent my final settlement as such Ad-
ministrator. pray the approval of the
same. and will then apply to be dis
charged as such Administrator. AT
which time and place any person in
interest may appear and present OBJ
jections to the same if any there be.
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colo
RADIO, March 22nd, 1907.
DAVID B. CORNELL,
Administrator of the Estate of l. N.
Cornell, deceased. 3-30-4-20
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Cured of rheumatism

Mr.. VIM. Henry of Chattanooga,
Tenn. had rheumatism in his left
arm. The strength seemed to have
gone out of the muscles so that it was
useless for work, he says. 81 ap-
piled Chamberlain Pain Balm and
wrapped the arm in flannel at night,
and to my relief found that the pain
gradually left me and the strength re
turned. In three weeks the rheu
matism had disappeared and has not
since returned. " If troubled with
rheumatism try a few applications of
Pain Balm. You are certain to be
pleased with the relief which it
affords. For sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
TIDES OF THE OCEAN.
Regularity of the Flow and Ebb Of the
Restless Waters.


OF all the operations If nature in
the whole world there are none more
regular in their courses than the tides
of the ocean. So perfect is their ac.
tion and SO constant are they in their
ebb and flow that the big maritime
governments are able to figure out
the height of each and every tide for
every day and night more than year
In advance for any part of the earth's
surface.
In most places the tides run about
four to the twenty-four hours, two be
ing flood, when the water sweeps in
from the sea and makes what is known
as high water. and two being ebb.
when it sweeps back to the ocean, leav
ing low water.
Each of these tides lasts about six
hours-that is, for five hours or more
the waters are on the move, rushing
in or out, and they cease for time,
standing quite still in some places.
Sometimes tide will run flood on
the surface while it is running ebb be
low near the bottom. Places where
this happens are always likely to make
danger spots for the mariner.
In the majority of places the tides
rise and fall only few feet, but on
shores where the banks are very steep
falling off abruptly into deep water, II
often happens that the tide when ii
rises comes In so fast that 1t pours
through all narrow openings In cas-
oada-lika torrelta. making Iuch things
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
ABUSE OF INDOORS.
We Rely Too Much on the Protection
of Our Houses.

OF our 1ouses.
Houses were made for shelter, not
for confinement; for freedom, not re
straint. They were intended to enlarge
our sphere of activities, not to dimin
ish them.
They foster the family and make
progress possible, but we should not
abuse their protection. We have crawI
ed away into their still and comforta
BILE recesses, slept in their dry, clean
chambers, toasted ourselves over Their
sheltered fires, read by their untiicker
ing lights and eaten from their bounti
full boards so long that we are grow
pale, timid, peevish and thankless
withal.
We have kept ourselves away from
the wind and the sun and the lashng
rain, from the feel of the earth under
foot and the sense of the leaves and
stars overhead until we no longer know
the keen and simple joys of beine
alive. We have set up barriers against
the inclemency Of nature and cowereu
before her severe austerity until nov
we have forgotten how indispensablc
is all her kindly nurture, how tonic he,
rugged ways, how full of solace her
assuaging calm.
Houses were only made to live in
when it is too cold or too hot or too
wet to live out Of DOORS Any other time
out of doors Is best. To sleep out OF
doors for a month is better than a trip
to Europe. - Bliss Carman in Crafts
man.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
A Momentous Question,

"What's all that noise in the corri
dor?"
That's the family of the accused
man trying to decide what the plea
In his defense will be. Some of them
favor insanity, others temporary aber.
ration, few prefer justifable provoca
ton, several insist upon self defense,
two clamor for the unwritten law and
one wants composite plea that will
include all the other pleas
what does the prisoner say?"
He says he's in the hands of his
friends and let's it go at that."-Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Ell Tx 4 :!
Yes, | Have Found 1t nt Last

Found what? Why that Cham ber-
lain's Salve cures eczema and all
manner of itching of the skin. | have
been afflicted for many years with
skin disease. ! had to get mp three
or four times every night and wash
with cold water to allay the terrible
itching, but since using this salve in
December. 1905, the itching has stop
ped and has not troubled me-Elder
John T. Ongley, ROCKVILLE, Pa. For
sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Rough on the Kirk Rat7.

1t was Il young Scots first sermon
after he received his license, and un-
fortunately he became very nervous,
lost control of his voice and spoke very
loudly indeed. Nearly all his friends
went to hear him preach, but one whD
was unable to attend inquired at the
first opportunity as to how he got on.
"I'll tell ye one thing" was the can
did reply, its many day since the
rats in Boulton kirk got such fright"
Dundee Advertiser.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Probate Notice

State of Colorado, County of Gar
field, ss.
In the Probate County Court.
In the matter of the estate of John
+. Eitel, deceased Louis Schwarz
and Christian M. Keck. executors.
Order TO show cause on petition for
sale of real estate
This matter coming on to be heard
on this 9th day of March, A. d. 1907,
upon the petition filed herein by Louis
Schwarz and Christian NJ Keck, ex-
ecutors of said estate, fol the sale of
the following described real estate, or
a portion thereof towit The north
40 feet of lots Nos. l and 2. in block
No. Al, in the Town OF Glenwood
Springs, Garfield County, Colorado,
together with the improvements there
on, for the purpose of paying the ,iebts
Of said estate. And it now appearing
to the Court from said petition that
proper and legal grounds exist for the
sale of all or portion of said real
estate,
Now. Therefore, it is ordered by
the Court that John T. Eitel, Kath-
crime Florke, Julia Kaag and Jacob
Eitel. and all persons who are lega
tees or devisees of said estate, or any
part thereof. or heirs of said decedent.
be and appear before said Court at
the Court loom. in the Town of Glen
wood Springs. County and State afore-
said, on the 18th day of April, A. D,
1907. at the hour of 10 o'clock in the
forenoon of said day, then and there
to show cause. if any there be, why
an order should not be made directing
the said executors to sell the whole or
80 much of said real estate as may be
necessary for the purposes specified in
said petition.
1t is further ordered that this order
be published for at least four success
i've weeks in the Glenwood Post. a
weekly public newspaper published in
said County.
BY the Court:
A. L. BEARDSLEY.
9.ls-4.e County Judge.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
NEW YEARS IN THE ORIENT
The Greetings and this Presents In
China and Japan.

China and Japan.
The most wonderful ceremonies con
nected with the new year occur In Chi
ma and Japan. A Chinese city presents
a busy and attractive spectacle on
New Years day. The streets are
thronged with people dressed in gala
attire. The mandarins are known by
the red. blue white and gilt balls on
their caps. Gentlemen of rank and
wealth are carried in palanquins. When
friends meet they greet each other
with "Kung-hi! Kung-hi" which
means, Il respectfully wish you joy. y
But instead of shaking hands in the
American fashion each grasps his own
hands, lifts them as high as his chin
and with u sweeping motion throws
them down as low as possible, bend.
ing the body at the same time. This
is the mode of salutation among the
Chinese. At the dawn Of New Years
day the visits Of congratulatlon begin,
and New Years gifts are sent to par
ticular friends, always accompanied by
visiting ticket Of red paper, on which
are written the name Of the donor and
list of the presents sent. These con
sist usually of silks, fine tea, sweet
meats, ornaments Of personal wear,
toys and souvenirs of various kinds
In Japan the custom is to send letter
on rice paper to those in distant places
conveying the formal expression of the
New Years greetings. Presents OF
cooked rice. roasted peas. oranges and
figs are offered to every one.-Leslie :
Weekly.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Good Place For Him,

opwalker-What's to be done with
Jenkins, sir? He's turned quite deaf
temporarily. l hope, but still it's awk.
ward, you know.
Proprietor - Oh, jenkins! Turned
deaf, has he? Then send him to the
customers complaint counter.-Smiles
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
A Joke on the Dentist,

"Well, Mrs. Finnegan, hov yer had
yure tooth pulled?'
"Yis: an, begorra, TIL joke S on tn
dintlst"'
"How so?"
"He claimed to be wan av thin
painless vans, an Oi niver wor SO
nearly kilt in all me loife"-Judge.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Paws Queer Idea.

Little Fred-Say, NAV, amt paw got
queer idea Of what heaven is like?
Maw-I don't know, dear. l never
heard him say anything about 1t.
Little Fred-Well. / did He told the
groceryman that the week you spent
In the country was like heaven to him
Detroit Tribune
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Good AnsMer.

A theological student supposed to be
deficient In judgment was asked by a
professor in the course of class ex-
animation:
Pray, Mr.. E., how would you dis
cover foolY"
by the questions he would ask. !"
was the rather stunning repy.-Phila-
delphia Inquirer.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Don't Grow StaIel

Many man bewails his lack Of sue
cess In life after he has permitted him
self to get into a rut. While dreaming
of success he has been as blind as
bat and slower than two snails. He
blocked his own way. - Manchester
Union
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
DID From a Friend.

How old Is your husband, dear"
Forty. There's ten years difference
between U.S."
you surprise me! l should never
have Thought you fifty years DID,
Figaro.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
as the famous "bores" which may be
seen In places like the bay of Fundy

In other Places, again, there VIII be
more or less than four tides in the
twenty -four hours. Furthermore. there
are localities where hardly any tidal
action at all can be observed All
these peculiarities have been studied
and are taken into account nowadays
by the observers who make up the
tidal tables
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06

1t IL seldom that punishment, though
lame Of foot, has failed to overtake
vfllain.-Horaca.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
Denver & Rio Grdnde Time Table

EAST BOUND.
No. ., Atlantic Limited, 1858 m.
No. A, Atlantic Mail, S:35 a. m.
*No. 226, Local Freight, 1880 m.
No. 6, Chicago Express, 9'27 p. m
WEST BOUND.
No. 3, Utah and Cal En- 032 a. III
No. 5. San Francisco Ex., 9:57 2. III
No. 1, Pacific Coast Lin. / 40 p. m
mo. 225, Local Freight, II 80 3. u
TO CARBONDALE AND ASPEN
mo. 227, Mixed, $40 a. IN.
TO CARBONDALE ONLY.
mo. 229 Mixed, G:35 a. m.
FROM CARBONDALE AND ASPEN
''No. 22s, Mixed, arrives 9:15 p. m.
FROM CARBONDALE ONLY.
No. $50. Mixed. arrives s % a. II.
*Carry passengers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
THE N EWS
THE TIM ES
Address,
The News-Tines Pub. Co.
Denver, Colo.
High Art Publishers and

Bookmakers.
Bookbinding of every descrip-
tion.
Magazine, law and medical
books bound in every conceivable
manner.
Old books repaired and bound
Prospectus, catalogues, by
laws, weekly and monthly publica-
tions.
Blank book makers
We make specially of boom
or special illustrated editions
Estimates furnished on appli-
cation.
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1T42 Stout St., Denver, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1907-04-06
The Weekly News
AUDI
The Colorado Weekly Times
(Combined)

The great representative News
papers of the Rocky Mountain
States and Territories. All
the News from all the
World. Illustrations,
Cartoons, special fea-
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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-04-24

TO sleep out Of doors for month
b better than trip to- Europe. In
this climate one must have roof, Of
course, but any piazza that is open to
serve as a bedroom; and the gain in
happiness is unbelievable. With an
abundant supply of good air the sleep
soon grows normal, deep and un-
troubled and refreshing. SO that we
open our eyes upon the world as glad
" as q hunter or any pagan shep-
herd In the morning of the world. We
grow anxious and fiustered and har-
ried with distractions; the COLLINS Of
worry becomes an inseparable COM
panion, and we groan in spirit that the
universe is all awry, when I'm truth
half a dozen deep breaths of clean air
would lend different complexion to
life. Our anxieties are nearly all ar
tfScial, and are bred indoors, under
the sitting oppression of walls and
roofs and the maddening clangor of
pavements, and a day in the open will
often dispel them like mist. Bliss
Carman, in American Craftsman
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-04-24
Ruralo Herds.

There are not, all told, more than
1900 buffalo remaining in the United
States and Canada" said Mr.. G. J.
Jones Of Grand Canyon, Ariz. Mr..
Jones has for years borne the sOhri-
quet Of Buffalo jones'" because Of
his efforts to perpetuate the bison
breed. He is also distinguished for
his successful experiments in crossing
the buffalo with the domestic cattle,
producing q high-bred animal, to
which he has given the name Of Ca
talo.'
"The largest single herd Of buffalo
remaining said he, is owned by the
Flathead Indians OF Montana bout
400. The second largest Is on the
Austin Corbfn estate in New Hamp-
shire. Next comes the herd Of Scotty
Phillips, in North Dakota. and there
il also 4 fair herd on the big ranch
OF Mr.. Goodnight In the Texas pan
handle. The catalo, q cross between
the bison and common cattle. is an
animal that has the traits Of both
progenitors; not 50 wild and hard to
manage as the buffalo, and yet q good
BIT shyer than its dam"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-04-24
Not an unmIxed Evil.

August Anderson, wealthy Min
nesota farmer brings his family into
Duluth during the deer season. He
holds that hundreds of providing hunts
men, delirious with buck fever" then
make the country dangerous to human
life.
But every cloud has Its silver liz
ing" said Mr.. Anderson in Duluth the
other day. my family enjoys this
yearly trip to the city and we manage
to get good deal Of shopping done.
$50 you see, our flight from the deer
shooters has its advantages. It Is like
the case of the housewife who at the
sound Of a crash started suddenly
from her chair and cried:
There! Another of my best porce
lain tureens gone A$&k
"'Never mind, dear, said her hus
band. 1t has stopped the cooks sing
ing" ~
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1907-04-24
WAS THIS MARK TwAlNY
Humor Of Debtors Answer Really
Worthy Of Master.

A prominent New York lawyer says
that In his earlier professional days
he was glad to expand his slender In
come by bill collecting, says Harper's
Weekly. On one occasion he had a
bill against a man who, incidentally,
has since achieved a success which
puts him beyond the necessity Of such
an indefinite statement as he made
on that occasion. The young lawyer
found him with his feet propped upon
his desk, while he gazed dreamily at
the ceiling through a cloud of tobacco
smoke.
But, really, sir, i must insist that
you give me some definite idea as to
when you will settle" the lawyer said
after having been gently rebuffed.
The author consented to lower his
eyes and to wave his pipe languidly.
why, certainly, sir-though there
seems to me to be rather unneces
sary commotion about this trifle," he
drawled. l will pay the bill as soon
as l think of it, after receiving the
money which a publisher will pay me
in case he accepts the novel which
will write and send him just as soor
as feel In an energetic mood after q
really good idea for plot has &C
Cured to mel"