Albuquerque morning journal., 1907-01-16
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Life Is real. life is solemn.
Willard gives US all the blues:
Printing column after column
OF the previous summers news.
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oil" says an expert. lis oxidized
when Il reaches the surface of the
ground" You lose. 1t is Standard
lied.
\ Connecticut woman has been ap-
pointed superintendent of cemetery
and is said to be entirely satisfactory
TO the inmates"
The editor Of the Florence Blade
has installed gas plant In his resi-
dence. What he should want with
two Is not clear.
Disquieting reports are coming from
Panama. None are as loud. however.
as the report when the Big Stick hit
Poultney Blgelow.
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1t is learned that Taft used to be a
newspaper reporter. Wonderful how
some men overcome the handicap of
AOuAHlul lHulSNItNloii.
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THE Assassin Escaped and "The
Dispatcher is Missing" are two phrases
which are becoming equally familiar
TO newspaper readers.
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Black eyes reveal character. accord
Ing to one of those irrepressible
scientists. Black eyes also reveal the
fact that one has been landed on.
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At the Wrong End.
Many men have taken the bull by
the horns who might have taken him
by the tail.-Flagstaff Gem.
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Apropos of the daily wreck, Mr..
Bryan is letting pass golden oppor-
tunity to make a few brief remarks
about government ownership of rail-
ways.
Yale professor says that Mars
has canals 35 miles wide. That's
nothing startling. Some of Albuquer-
que's main streets in rainy weather can
beat it several fathoms.
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The latest Iowa Idea is that pro-
mulgated at Waterloo. Where they
opened a lynching with prayer. 1t is
also suggested that hymns be sung
while the victim is being strung up.
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Sending the negro soldiers to the
Philippines is all right but Mr.. Roose-
welt will be a real public benefactor If
he will arrange to send Mr. Foraker
to Van Dieman's land or southwestern
Australia.
Fudge!
The Washington Post tells of
young man who kissed his girl right
under her mothers nose" We sus-
pect he would have found much bet
ter kissing right under the girls nose.
Houston Post
Representative Shope has intro
duced a bill in the Missouri legisla-
ture requiring women to remove their
hats i'm church. With Easter already
approaching great wave of feminine
Indignation has swept over Missouri
and Mr.. Shope does not venture out
without a bodyguard.
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The Almanac is wailing that the
railroad is discriminating against it in
its charges on carload lots of printing
paper. The Almanac should not roar.
AS Deputy Public Printer it can easily
make up the deficit by doing d little
more work for itself as the Secretary
of the Bureau of immigration.
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After a week or so of quiescence the
Almanac is again to the front with an
editorial in which one observes here
and there such familiar expressions as
tax dodgers" Knockers fake re-
formers yellow Sheets" tax dodg-
ing gang" etc. 1t is we'll. 1t was
feared the Almanac was forgetting
itself.
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Too Late Now.
The new CarrizoZo outlook has d (
column of railroad notes headed !
Seen from the Top of a Water Tank"
a number of Albuquerque citizens
shortly after the first of the year
might have published some interest |
ing observations from the Top of !
the Water Wagon"
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Figures do not lie. but sometimes |
they are not easy of comprehension |
by plain people.-The Almanac. Yes. |
Now the plain people for instance.
have never fully comprehended the /
way the Almanac figured up the ems {
on that Governors Message in Span !
ish; nor how it computed a circulation ,
about three times as large as that
shown by the postmaster's receipts. !
The plain people evidently are very
backward at mathematics and the AL
manac should conduct column in-I
structing them in the mysteries of the
science.
All the World