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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
IN CHEHALIS COUNTY
HAPPENINGS in ALL PARTS OF
The COUNTY.
items of Interest From all Sections
of ChehaliS County,, Gathered by
Aberdeen Herald Correspondents
and Cleaned From Our County
Exchanges.
MONTESANO

DIR. Z. Lycan, of Moclps, was bust
ness visitor to the county seat, Monday
DR.. +. C. Story who has been quite il
during the past week, is now somewhat
better.
Mrs. G. 7. L. Roberts came up from
Aberdeen Monday, to attend the funeral
Of Roscoe Coyner.
NJ. E. Carol and family have moved
from Hoquiam to Montesano, and will
make this city their home.
B. Zeebuyth returned from Aberdeen
Tuesday, where he has been visiting his
daughter, Mrs. Robert Locke.
John Glenn lett Tuesday for Green
River Hot Springs, returning Thursday
accompanied by Mrs. Glenn, who is now
enjoying the best Of health.
Misses Addie and Gretchen Schafel
who are attending the High school here
from Juno, took advantage of the insti.
tate vacation week and spent the time
at their home.
Judge Irwin has RENTED the $25 fine
recently imposed upon Attorney Il. E.
Taggart OF Aberdeen, for late appearance
ut case in which he was counsel before
The superior court.
The ground is being cleared up neal
the court house, and preparations are
under way for the erection OF a hand
come nine room, two story house FOL
Joseph Law, the grocer.
The following marriage licenses were
issued last week: Jacob Hegg, Miss Olgs
Barseth g. b. Poage, Miss Rhoda =
Johnston; Samuel l.. Reynolds, Mis-
Jda Maud kightsman; j. Ii. Peterson
Miss Sophia M. Lonberg; George NJ
Wade, Miss Annie M. Rawson.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
El.MA

JIG Walker came up from J HOquiam
Wednesday to visit friends and relatives.
J. f. Blackwell went to South Bend
Wednesday on business for a few days.
A. L. McSorley sold an Aredale pup
py to Geo. Pierce, OF Rochester, WASH,
last week.
Mrs. ID. f. Secor went to Tacoma and
Gig Harbor last Wednesday to visit with
relatives.
J.J. Anderson came up from Polson's
camp last Tuesday evening to visit rela-
tives and friends in this city.
John McNaughton who has been SUI
fering for some time with sciatca, de-
parted for st. Martins Hot Springs last
Tuesday.
! Mrs. Bernard Brewer and little son
were discharged from the Elma General
hospital last Tuesday and returned to
their home ar Satsop.
The revival services which have ibeen
in progress at the Christian church will
continue indefinitely. The meetings are
largely attended and cordial invita-.
ton is extended to hear the evangelists.
Wednesday evening at the home Of
Mrs. @. y. Allison the Misses. Stells
Byles, Mona Herman, Eileen French
Agnes Clark, May Coleman, Hazel Bes.
six, and Ida Dickson entertained Misset
Ethel Benz amin, Nina Hansen and Vers
Nammen, of Aberdeen, who are visit
ing in Elma this week.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICTS.
legislative Conference Agrees on the
Three Districts.

OLYMPIA, March Gas result OF a
conference between the senate and house
committees, it is believed the congress
sonal apportlonment of the state, in
compliance with the Washington consti-
tuition and the federal law. has been
finally worked out in satisfactory way.
An agreement, at any rate. has been
reached, and it is believed the senate and
house will accept the arrangement. The
three districts as agreed upon by the
conference committees are as follows:
First-Island, San Juau, King, Skagit,
Snoiomish, Whatcom and Kitsap.
Second - Chehalis, Clalam, Clarke,
Cowltz, jefferson, Lewis. Mason, Pacific,
Pierce, Skamania, Thurston, Wahkia-
KUN and klickitat.
Third-Adams, Asotin, Benton, Che
Ian, Columbia, Douglas, Ferry, Franklin,
Garfield, Kittitas, Lincoln, Okanogan,
Spokane, Stevens, Walla Walla, Whit.
man and Yakima.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
Seeing an old duffer skate is more
fun than a debating society.

Seeing an old duffer skate is more
fun than debating society.
You wonder if there are ethics of
the dust on dusty day.
Do you notice that it never makes
woman feel bad to have man write
book proving that he Is superior to her?
Anybody can grumble, but it requires
some understanding to avoid the neces
sity for grumbling.
If a young man mixes dates with his
boss and his girl he may have to fall
back on pruneS.
The average man Is optimistic for
himself and let's his wife be pessimistic
for him.
Being cowardly Is the only salvation
Of lots of folks.
The rubbish heap in the alley is the
answer to the question why so many
people are hard up in January.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
The Ruling Passion.

''Do you know what that fellow
would say If he were invited to take
st. Peters place as gatekeeper"
"No; what do you suppose he would
say?'
whats the salary, and is any COM
mission allowed?"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
For Week Ending March 9, by +.
II. Robinson, Observer.
Weather.
Piano for Sale.

A No. / Emerson piano is offered for
sale at a bargain by Capt. S. G. Mitch
ell, as he is about to move. Will 60 very
cheap. Call and examine it. Office at
100 North G st. SO ct
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
mo; your manners"
Good Kind.

"What is your idea Of good wife?"
zone who can make her last spring
wardrobe blossom as the rose and can
make two hats grow where one was
before"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
riiChaei ByrneS Wanted.

Information is wanted OF Michael
Byrnes (often spelled Burns) son OF
Mathew and Mary Byrnes, Beloit, Wis
consin. Mathew Byrnes died January s,
1907. and the son is wanted in the settle
ment of the estate. Address Alice Byrnes,
1901 + street. Beloit, Wisconsin. 52.St
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
Chance For Him,

OndNCC
at is never too late to mend" said
the sentimental one
"Mend what" asked the jester.
"Socks?"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
May Be Superstitious.

II wonder why SO many Of our SOL
diers desert"
perhaps they consider $13 a month
an unlucky number of dollars"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11

Getting Even.
"Hcw do you like my new suit?"
"Fine. Introduce me to your tailor"
"You bet l will. l have a grudge
against him."
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11
Eumor qno Philosophy
BY DUNCAN N. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Candidates are engaged in knocking
the snow Off their boomlets and get
ting ready for spring.
When pretty girl is indignant all
the men in her vicinity sit up and take
notice.
We all feel that it is a blessing to
have tactful friends.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11

Up to Date Surgery.
"What makes you SO contraryT
"Just my disposition"
Take an anaesthetic and have II
out"
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11

Made Him Over.
"IIe is perfect stick. So she gave
him his walking papers,"
"Ah, q walking stickw
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-03-11

Matrimonial Disturbance.
"They have just quarreled."
"How do you know?"
"Because they are so polite to each
)ther"
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
kiookira the NISry Irau..

Trout when huu""y usually face Gssse current This fact should be reme1ri- bered when approaching bridge or eddy where the ''Speckled beauties love to hide.' If possible, such spots should be approached upstream. It may take a little more time to 20 around and come back up, but make haste slow ly' is said to be the first axiom Of trout fishing. As the stream becomes warmer. the trout seek the cool pools and shaded places. They are to he found where cold spring bubbles up into the stream or where mountain creek enters. Often a number frequent the same haunt. Each additional fish
 leans two more eyes to watch for the
 sherman. One trout is all that Is nee
 ssary to give a danger signal by larting away. The rest immediately ollow suit. To catch more than one, or even that in such a place takes skill in the use of the line. But who has said that trout fishing is not an art?-Circle Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
Our Pyumy Ancestors.

The armor of the knights of the mid de ages is too small for their moderE descendants. Hamilton Smith recorls that two Englishmen of average Gi mensions found no suit large enoUg? to fit either of them in the great co lection of Sir Samuel Meyrick. Th head of the oriental saber will not ad init the English hand nor the bracelet of the Kafilr warrior the English arm The swords found in Roman tumHl have handles inconveniently small. an( the great mediaeval two handed swor( is now supposed to have been use[ only for one or two blows at the firs1 onset and then exchanged for small CT one. The statements made by Eo mer, Aristotle and Vitruvius reprascn' six feet as high standard for flu, grown men, and the irrefutable evi dence of the ancient doorways. bed steads and tombs proves the averag. size of the race certainly not to haVt diminished in modern days.-Londo' Hospital.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
Great Musicians Eccentricities.

Dolls were the idols, after his be loved instruments, of Domenico Ora gonetti, the king of the double bass He had a huge collection of these pup. pets dressed in various national cos. tunes, and wherever Dragonetti wen: the dolls were sure to go. That was only one of this eccentric genius pecU!. iarltics. He would never play unlc:"- his dog were in the orchestra, and Il. body would have got note out of him unless he had been permitted to sit in the orchestra next to the sta ge door. This was precaution to enable him to save his wonderful instrument in case of fire. The instrument itsef he brought from the monastery of St Pietro when on visit to V incenza, anG when he died he bequeathed it to St Marks. Venice, to be used at solemn services.-London Standard.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
Pilorjt11s and Puritans,

The pilgrims. or. as they are of;e, called, the pilgrim fathers" wer' the seventy-four men and the twen;g eight women, members of the JoA' Robinson's church, who sailed in t',, Mayflower from Leyden to Nort: America and landed at Plymouth RocI, where they founded a colony Dec. 2, 1920. The Puritans were the Englis1 nonconformists who came over later the name being given to them on az count of their supposed great puri' of doctrine, life and dlscipline.-Ne>' York American.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
A Queer Coincidence.

While serial story was running ii a certain magazine lady in Johannea burg wrote to the publisher askin, whether Christian Lys the author nom de plume) was assumed or not She herself was Mrs. I.ys, who wa trying to trace an ancestt r of her lat husband. who was a descendant ( Joan of Are. Mir. Brebner, the autho in question. wrote assuring her thu his pen name was family one, hi foTbears having come from Aberdeel, Strangely enough, it came oGt that he family came also from Aberdeen aa, their name was Brebner.-Pall Ma Gazette.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
CochineaI,

Cochineal, so much used for colorin table jellies and also given to infant as a domestic remedy for whoopin cough, is the whole insect of a clas called coccus, but only the females ar used. Why? Because the insects ar captured by suffocating them with th smoke of fires below the trees on whic they live, and as the males have wings while the females have none, the gen tlemen take to flight when the atmos phere becomes unpleasantly warn leaving their ladies to their fate.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
Inc Difference,

"Waiter" prote&tei " commcrca' traveler with indignation, '1'm both- cred if can ever sea any differen>o between your roast mutton and yon: roast lamb.'
 "Oh, sir" the writer rejoincd. "thc:;- is a difference. 'Ehe roast mutton is q shilling and the roast lamb is one and siXpence. ."-Ion:,on Mail.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
4 Better Schene.

"That house have taken from you. said the dissatisfied tenant. ''is horri bly, drafty When l am sitting ill the middle of the room ny hair blows y. over my head. Can't you do somethia for the winGows?'
 "Don't you think, sir repliel th' house agent suavely, "it would b" easier and che&Fe,. for you to get your hair cut?' Inquirer.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
Warnings.

Mrs. Stubb-I notice so many mar ried men save the receipted milline bills. What use do they make of them MT. Stubb-Charity. Mrs. Stubb-Cha, ity? Mir. Stubb-Yes; they are sen around to the bachelor clubs to war: any reckless member who might b1 thinking about plunging into the se' of matrimony.-Chicago News.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
A SH0pPEH'S nHM7L4InT.

@~r 'ores Fo.n1 &a'esmca lr the
 f!oa7c Gtare go Clay Going.
 A w"..1u VI, '.r'+ .A H ,!r;y.. tory. ;tncr' - y mites from 2 nis .lty WIS @e"o,trl at t,~ railway sta. ton the o;hor day hy il dry gooIs mcr chant in h"r tows= &Ao inquired:
 "Why have you out trading with us, Mrs. Jones'
 The reply was rot .r!lat the merchant expected He knew that Mrs Jones for some months past had been going to the nei@hboTing city to buy tAo goods she formerly bought of him. and he suspected with good reason that she was even then waiting a train to take her to the city on q stopping erraud Mrs. Jones. who had known the mer- chant for years. said:
 'I am going to tell you exactly why I do not trade With you any more. It Is because severa! of your clerks seem to have too many frie~s.a around here When 1 go int" -.e store, l naturally expect to be waited on az once in case any salesman is not busy But ire Quently l have entered the store and had to stand around and do the wait ing myself. while one of your clerks was very busy talking to friend who had dropped in for d chat. After fin ishing his conversatio. ne would stroi up leisurely and ask me what he could do for me. A few repetitions of that sort of thing naturally made me less eager to do my trading here, for knew that I could go to the city and find the salesmen eager to wait O., me-"
 The merchant said he was sorry While subsequent events in his store are not reported for the public, it is natural to believe that those easy gH tng salesmcn, are. sorry too.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
Her Postscript,

"Why does a woman always add postscript to her letter|'
 "Well,' answered the ungalla wretch, "she probably figures out her own mind what her letter l. made you think and then tries have the last word.'
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
The Trouble.

Jones-I understand there is trouult between Mrs. Poet and her husbanj i Smith - Yes. He couldn't sell hi> poems, and she couldn't eat them, SC she left him.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
Must Have Loved Him.

Many stories have been told of 1; Manchester man who is supposed to lt the-well, to put it humanely-plaine:,t man in England. But we think the fol lowing is the funu;est
 "Mamma." child was heard to s2E in an awestrucl whisper after a pro longed survey of the peculiar features of the guest. "tllat gentleman's mann ma must have loved children very very much
 "Why so. my cear?' inquired the u::. suspecting parent
 "Oh." returned t,ie child in the sac2f audible whisper. "cnuse she broug'l' him up.''-Strand Magazine.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14

Mrs Ii. King White soiicits or ders for all kinds nt cakes rosettes and other pastry. Also ali kinds Of embroidery and fancy work Both phones. If
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14

The man who gambles is a deluded fool, but the man who gambles wher he continues to lose is colossal fool Henry Sutphin.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-10-14
The Great Dancer,

"W'hat do yo,, consider the chief danger of wealth." asked the solemn man.
 '"That the other fellow will have it. responded a nearer inclined to hi:' pancy. Philadelphia Ledger.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-31
A LUNATIC AT LARGE.
Woman Tells Bloodcurdling
Story That Never Happened.

A certain newspaper man who has
something Of q reputation as an amateur
sleuth sauntered into the Office of the
chief of police day or two ago, just
in time to stumble upon what appeared
to be a great story. \ white woman
was telling the chief of the lawless con-
duct of her husband, who, she said
worked hard during the day, but al night
was a highway robber, and held up
and robbed several persons. In flash
the reporter whipped out pencil and pad
and got busy scrawling hieroglyphics on
the paper Meanwhile the woman calm
~ continued the recital of her husbands
blood-curdling career while the reporter
iotted IT. all down. She declared fur
Their that she herself was being perse-
cuted and that certain people We're pub
fishing things about her all the time.
Tile reporter was all attention as she
nshed down in her handbag and produced
an excerpt from last Sundays color-sec-
ton of The Times Dispatch, containing
the Buster Brown resolutions. and exhib-
tied this as one of the scurrlous things
that had been written about her.
Tho reporter skunk away without wait
ing TO be told that tile woman was one
with harmless type of mental aberra-
ton, who Is well-known around head-
quarters. That unpublished story In his
notebook would make thrilling reading II
displayed in his paper. The aforesaid re-
porter heard the "Ha-ha" as he left the
Office.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-31

No. s12 North Twenty fourth street,
will leave for their home Saturday.
DR.. ]. w. Maybec is spending a few
days in Lynchburg.
Mrs. Reid Hobson and family have
gone to Norfolk to join Mr.. Hobson.
who has been transferred to that city.
Miss Kate Lee Hamiin of Danvlllc
is the guest of Miss Mario Brown, at
No. 100 South Third Street.
Mrs. George Lee Mason, formerly
Miss Sophy White, of this city. was
among those present at the Keswick
Hunt Club breakfast Saturday morn
ing last, at "Heathcote," the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. Sawyer. near Keswick.
Va. Mrs. Mason presided at the punch
bowl.
Miss Hattie southau has returned
from visit to her brother, in Bramble-
ton.
Mrs. George II. Dugdalc, OF Roanoke,
is spending weeh here.
Mrs. r. NJ. Wiley and Mrs. II. z. Blair
OF Salem, are spending two weeks in
this city. DR.. Wiley returned to Salem
yesterday, after a few days stay here
Mr.. w. II. Moody, of New York. who
has been sick here, while visiting rela-
tives, is out again.
Mr., Raleigh Dodson attended the
Beaman- Dunning wedding, in Franklin,
Va, on Saturday last.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-31

with Major ana Mrs. Hunter. at No.
I'll West Grace Street.
Miss Susie Harrison's dancing class
will meet Saturday evening at o'clock
Mr.. Dudley Montague Rudd has left
to accept lucrative position in VIII
minston, n. c.. after visit to his
parents in KeysviIle, Va.
Mrs. James Walker, Mrs. Moncuro
Perkins, and Miss Page Aylett Royal
Will leave for New Orleans In a few
days to participate in the Mardi Gras
festivities.
Mrs. Horace Halves has returned
from visit to her sister, Mrs. Laze-
well Taylor In Client.
Miss Annabel jenkins has returned
TO Norfolk, after a visit to friends
here.
Mr.. Frank Paoli is the guest of rela-
tives in Charlottesville.
DR.. and Mrs. Edwin A Alderman
have returned to the University of Vir-
ginia, after visit to New York.
-AiSS LUNCH ~ has returned from
visit TO her brother, in Newport
News.
Mrs. W. p. Young, of Fishervlllc Va,
is undergoing medical treatment here.
Mr.. and Mrs. b. II. Fultz have re-
turned to their home in Clarksburg, w.
Va, after spending some time in this
city,
Miss Mary King Nash, of Portsmouth,
who has been the guest of friends here,
is now visiting in Washington, D. C.
| The Rev. DR.. James Cannon has gone
70 Bristol Na.-Tenn.. to attend the
Evans-cannon wedding.
Mr.. and Mrs, b. NJ. Corbin, Of Elgin,
H., who have been visiting their par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Woodson, of
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-31
NO HOPE FOR TIE WICKED
Lord Chief Justice John Says He
Will Cann on Crooks Trails.

w. n. Humphreys. the white man
arrested as suspicious character by
Detective Gibson, was yesterday morn
ing ordered to furnish security IN inc
sum of $500 for his good behavior Tor
six months. In default he went TO Jali'
but 1t is thought that he VIII be re-
leased in a short time.
In placing the man under security
Justice Crutchfeld said that he could
not convict him hut TINT it would be
his policy hereafter to take care of all
persons who could not give an account
of themselves in the city
Rightly did The Times-plspateh say
that there was an influx OF crooks IN
Richmond. and think that my officers
can get all Of them. II they catch them
I'll do the rest said the One John.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-31
Observation-Disclosures.

A very beautiful marriage took place
last evening in the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. Gideon Alien Davenport, No 2oS
West Franklin Street when their
daughter Elise y. Davenport became
the bride of Mr.. Henry Bledsoe Way
land. of Albenlarle county. The Rev
Robert w Forsyth. of ST. Pauls Epis-
conal Church. was the officiating
clergyman.
In the pnrlors. where the altar was
erected between the front windows anu
against background of palms, the
decorations we're elaborated In white
roses. smilax and white candies In
the dinirg-room white sweet peas Were
used with beautiful effect, while in the
halls and library American Beauty
roses made most effective table ana
room adornment.
Misses MARI and Elizabeth Daven-
port attended the bride, as maids of
honor They wore beautiful gowns Of
pink nessaline. and carried pink roses.
pr Bledsoe Maryland, of Albemarle
county. the groom's brother, was best
man.
Four little ribbon girls, IN dainty
frocks of white null with pink ribbons.
were Misses Helen and Nicketti John
ston. Isabel Scott and Elise Atkinson.
The bride entered with her father.
She wore an exquisite gown of white
4rnessaiine. hand embroidered and
trimmed in duchesse lace. Her veil was
caught with SPRAYS OF lilies-of-the-vat-
lev and she carried shower bouquet
of lilies and white orchids.
At the reception, which followed the
ceremony. the brides mother was
Eowned in white lace robe and car
ried violets. The reception was at
tended by q brilliant contingent OF
Richmond and out-of-town people. the
bride and her sisters being among the
most charming young girls in the social
set of the city
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-31
QUESTION OF MOVING.
This to Be Discussed at Produce
Associations Annual Meeting.

The Richmond Fruit and Produce Az
ISOLATION will hold its annual meeting in
the rooms of the II. p. a. building on
Monday night officers for the ensuing
term will be elected. and, after the rou-
tine 81 business is gone through with. a
banquet VIII be served to the metnbers.
Mr.. Barney C. Bowman. president OF the
association. viii make an address.
The most important question that will
likely come up is the proposed removal
of commission houses from Cary TO some
other street. While there may be no de-
finite settlement Of the plans, an open
and free debate on the question Will
cnsue.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-31
Officers Are Chosen.

The Hebrew sheltering Aid Society at
a meeting held on Sunday elected the
following officers:
President, NJ. Brown; vice-President,
M Schloss: Secretary, S. l. Hirshberg;
Treasurer, Phillip Hirshberg: Trustees
l.. Coplon. e. G. Meyer, S. Abramson,
II. j. COIN, I. Watsky. Samuel Stern, 3.
Fisher, NJ. Peteroff and S. jacobson.
Mr.. S. l. Ilrshberg, secretary. who is
now in his eighth year in e-holding,
was presented with handsome silver