Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-13
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Hewitt-What did they charge you a
day at that summer hotel? Jewitt-I
only know the minute price.-Town
Talk.
First Commuter-What do you do
with yourself evenings? Second Com
muter-I take che 5 O3 train from the
city.-Puck.
How was the comic opera?" MY
wife thought the costumes were dis
gushing" 81 guess I'll o."--Louisville
Courier Journal.
Cook-Now we've 'ad words, you'll
be lookin' for another cook to keep
company wtth2 Pollceman-Not me.
III starve first Punch.
Hadsum-I want good revolver
Dealer--A six-shooferf Hadsun-Bet-
ter make 1t nine-shooter. It's for
cat next door,--Ally Sloper.
Newed-Don't you believe that mar
riagc broadens a MANI Oldwed-Wcll,
l don't know about that; but 1t usu-
ally makes him shorter.-<,!eveland
1 Plain Dealer
Now that your sons in college, l
suppose he'll be getting very exclusive;
he'll be getting into the 400.Y "Oh, he's
more exclusive than that already he's
on the nine. p Philadelphia Press.
DO you regard baseball as a health
/ full gamer Well" answered the ply
stefan, II should say 1t ought to do
great deal toward strengthening peo-
/ pies lungs Washington Star
Comparative Stranger What's all
/ the excitement about? summer Board
err Nothing just lynching. The man
who wrote the folders about this place
j is coming down on the train,-Puck,
Yeast-Our boarding house lady has
| been taking cooking lessons, and she
says next week she Is going TO try her
hand in her own kitchen. Crimsonbeak
Is that threat or promise lyon
kers Statesman.
First BOY Did you really win three
prizes ut school? Second Ditto-Yes,
and one was for my excellence of MEM
DRY. How did you win the othersf'
''rhe others? forget what they were
for Black and White.
Father-W how does your husband
succeed with his artf Does he sell any
pictures? Daughter~-I should think so!
Why. there is not single one left Of
those You gave us for Il wedding pres
ent.--Fliegende Blatter
Mrs. GoodartI always feel so sorry
for those poor shop girls; they're so
ovcrworked, you know Mr.. Goodart-
Wen, my dear, the best way to help
them Is to keep away from bargain
sales. Catholic standard and Times.
Miss Elderleigh Jane Jones is a
mean, spiteful old cat. Miss Younger
What's the matter2 Miss Elderleigh--
i told her that my family came over in
the Maytlowcr and she asked me II
was seasck Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mr. McDooley an 1t do be a
question Oi have fer yez, me darlin'.
Miss Clancy Pfwat is 1t, Pat? Mr..
McDOoley Whin It comes toIme for
the funeral how would yez Ike { be
tn Wilder McDooley Chicago Daily
News.
Wise He's very wealthy. Mrs Wise
Yes, and very stiugy and mean. Wise
Come now, you're not sure Of that
You mustn't judge man by his
clothes Mrs Wise-l don't I'm judy
Ing him by his wife's clothes.--Phlla-
delphia Press.
"Our engagement will have TO be
temporarily suspended announced the
summer girl, calmly. "Oh, impossible"
the young man vowed. at will have to
bc. My husband writes that be Ia COM
ing down for week. louisville
| Courier Journal
"My good man." said the lady mis-
sionary. "do you ever pause to think
where you are golngf' Sure Ting"
replied the unIaundered hobo "Ef
didn't | might get on dc wrong freight
an land back at me startin' place r.
Chicago Daily News.
"Do you think the time will come
when there will be no money in poll
ticsY" said one boss. ~ don't know"
/ answered the other. ut won't be our
fault If 1t doesn't We have done the
best we could to take out all there was
in it."-WashIngton Star.
Russian Ohical--You can not stay
in this country, sir. Trayeler-Then,
Of course. will leave It. "Have you a
permit to leayeY No sir" Then
must tell you that you can not 90.
give you twenty-four hours to make up
your mind as TO what you will do
Tattler.
Train holdups." said the old trav-
eler. ARE nothing new for me. I've
been IN lots Of them" How does 1t
seem to be covered with reyolver?"
asked the listener. Cant say replied
the old traveller I've always been
held up with a whisk broom Mil
waukee Sentinel.