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The evening star and Newark advertiser. [volume] (Newark, N.J.) 1907-1908, 1907-08-07
SUMMER RESORTS.
DELAWARE WATER GAP. Pa

DELAWARE WATER GAP. PA.
THE MTTATINMY, DEL AWARE WATER GAP. PA
New management. Largest, most modern, finest
located hotel at Water Gap, situated In own
Mt. Park over 200 acres. Numerous diversions
golf. tennis. bowling, billiards. boating, bath
ing, fishing. etc. CUISINE UNExCELLED.
TABLE SUPPLIED FROM HOTEL OWN
FARM. Electric lights, elevators. spacious
verandas, private balconies, rooms large. excel
baths. Orchestra. social features. Long Dis
lance Phone 80. Telegraph offices in Hotel.
Booklet showing hotel. scenes In Kittatinny
Park. Auto Route map New York to Water
Gap on application. American plan. Also Q
la carte service. Livery and garage.
G. FRANZ COPE, Prop'r.
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DID YOU EVER THINK OF
HOW INCOMPLETE YOUR
HOME is A
PIANO?
HAVE YOU EVER
THOUGHT OF HOW MUCH
PLEASURE YOU COULD ADD
TO YOUR HOnE BY HAv-
ING A PIANO?
Perhaps you have thought about 1t,
but you have put off purchasing from
time TO time, and ar. still without one
Why not decide to get one now There
is never any better time than the present.
We can sell you beautiful Upright
Piano which we can conseientiously guar
antee and recommend to you for $3.50
10. You can make a small first pay
ment, the balance in payments to suit
your income.
We invite you to our warerooms to
look over our beautiful stock OF Pianos.
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' ITNT z WIETTT VTTOETTVT-T y Y w
maximum velocity, 10 miles.
Total precipitation-.O9 inch.
Character OF the day-Partly cloudy.
One Year Ago Today.
Highest. Lowest. Average.
Temperature....... 81 deg. 70 deg. rs deg.
Character of the day-Partly cloudy.
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TIM METROPOLITAN. Abbott and Beach
avs. i block from ocean, and overlooking
lake: good table. reasonable rates.
81 ID THuRSTON g z. b. ALLEN.
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2 miles.
Precipitation-None.
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THE WEATHER IN NEWARK

Newark, N. J.. Aug. Z. 1907.
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During July and Au-
gust we closeat noon
Sa.utdays. Open on
Friday evenings until
10 o clock.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-21
OHIO FLOODS
WORST IN
YEARS
HUNDREDS OF HOMES
IN DANGER AT LOUISVILLE
Raging River mandates Fac
tories, Throwing Many Out
of Employment, Railroads
Badly Crippled,

Louisville, Ky, Jan. with the
ohio relentlessly pouring It's floods
outward and maintaining a steady rise
OF an mel an hour. Kentucky streams
contributing their volumes from the
mountain regions, a high wind blow
ing up stream all day, damaging ship
ping and preventing the rapid pas
sage Of the current. Louisville tonight
faces a flood situation which promises
to equal, before the crest Is passed, the
stage Of 1884, the greatest Hood ever
known 10 the city. Thousands OF peo-
pie are homeless and are housed M
school buildings, warehouses ana
other structures. Factories In TINS
city. Jenctsonville and New Albany
are closed, throwing hundreds Oh
peopl out Of work. stocks Of mcrchan-
disc i'm the business houses along the
river front are ruined, much lumber
has been WASHED away y many
small houses with their contents top
plrd over into the water, A conser-
vative estimate of the damage done
with the crest of the food yet two days
Off. rs ID quarter Of a million Of dollars.
Street ears are seriously interfered
with. while trains on nearly all the
roads are arriving from three to ten
hours late.
iahtt inns NiANIlNpl the blfAh water
from Bear Grass creek forced It's way
out Of It's banks at Broadway and was
soon spreading oven the Louisville a.
Nashville and the Cincinnati Southern
tracks. This district is within a few
blocks Of a fashionable residence Sec
ton, and II is many years since that
section Of the city was overlooked.
The water Is within two feet of the
seventh street station. which rs the
terminal of the Illinois Central, South
ern, Baltimore a Ohio, Southwestern,
l2ig -Four and Chesapeake a Ohio.
The tracks Of the Illinois Central the
Baltimore n Ohio. the Southwestern
and the Southern RAILWAY. are sim
two feet ont OF water.
All night at the cut off, f" whore the
greatest damage was supposed 10 CEN
ter. men were on duty to watch for a
break. The leVec Withgtood the pres
sure, but about daylight the rapidly
increasing food drove the watchers
from their position and the water be
gan TO pour over the embankment into
the valley OF homes known as the
Point"
Between 1000 and 400 houses oc-
cupy that norton OF Louisville known
as the Point" FOR the most part
they arc the abodes OF river men and
people Injured 90 az sorts of hardships.
All dHy long the water poured over
the cmbankmont a foot dcep ana
quickly seeking IT'S level, transformed
q large territory of the poorer resi-
dence section into a vast inland sea
Melwood avenue from sixteenth street
to the country club. rs under water
which in some places reaches NJ TO
the second stories.
During the afternoon a force of poe
ticemen was sent To a point within
three blocks Of the food area, whore
they stopped all sightscers, fearing "a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-21

water rises above the levee at Law
%renceburg, Ind. the loss will be nearly
Il million dollars.
AT Madison. Ind. hundreds have
been driven from their homes by wa
ter.
The Ohio river has been stationary
since s y. m. and at midnight sianus
at siXty-6ve feet.
II Is thought that the crest of the
flood has been reached MANY frame
buildings in the lower parts Of the city
have collapsed.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-21

Cairo. Jan. 20-The river tonight
received a stage Of thtrty-hvc feet and
IS steadily rising. A crest of forty
nine feet IS predicted by the weather
bureau officials and If this material
ized q vast area viii be inundated
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Rlrcr EnIllnr nj Wheeling.

wheeling w. Va. Jan 2O.-The
Hood reached les crest here early to-
night. reaching thirty-seven feet. The
water is now falling and all danger is
thought 60 be over.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-21

Fargo. n. D. Jan. 20=The blizzard
which has been sweeping over North
Dakota sine yesterday ceased today.
Railroad traffic throughout the state
is demoralized.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-21
odd il AIbuquerque BY The !. n. O,ReiIr Co.
THE ALBUQUERQUE JUNK co.
ens AnnraL Ln..nrnl g..

JeS StItn second street.
Pays the highest possible prices for
Junk OF all kinds. Old Iron. Brass.
Copper. Bottles, Zinc. Lead. Tin
Rags. Rubber. Paper. etc. old Fur
niture, Wagons. BdEgies. Harness. in
fact any old thing has a value. we
pay Cash for anything of value. Send
postal or Cah.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-21

Pittsburg, Jan. 20. Flood condi-
lions in the Allegheny and Mononga-
hela rivers were considerably improT
ed today.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-21
REAL ESTATE
BARGAINS


5 550-3-room frame cottage. near
shops, corne lot easy payments.
$l,000-4-room frame cottage, near
shops, lot 50x142, ON a line.
$1,Q50-5-room aobe, shingle roof,
stone foundation, near shops;
easy terms.
.200-4-room frame. new barn.
shade trees, city water, high To-
$f,300-4-roOm frame cottage, easy
terms; North Eighth street.
Sf,500-4-rOom new frame cottage,
bath, etc; in Highlands.
$1,500-4-room frame cottage,
bath. lot 50x142, fine shade and
fruit trees; close in.
81 .500-4-room new brick cottage,
screened porches, easy terms,
near shops.
81, S00-5-room brick, good cellar
and outbuildings. lot 50X142.
South Edith street.
2,000-5-room frame cottage.
new, bath. cellar. well built.
South Walter street.
81, 000-6-rOOm new brick cottage.
adobe outbuildings. N. Eighth 50
2,000-4-room modern brick cot
tage, bath, electric lights; good
location.
81, 100-4-roOm new brick cottage,
electric lights. $3.50 cash, balance
on time at s per cent; North
Second street.
So, 2OO-5-room frame cottage,
modern. on ear line; North
Twelfth street.
S2,400-6-roOm brick dwelling, lot
60Xt42; S. Broadway, close in.
So. 800 5-room brick dwelling
bath. good 50 foot lot; West Coat
$1,000 broom 2-story brick. bath,
cellar, electric lights, cement
walksi In Highlands; close in.
2,600-5-room brick cottage, bath.
electric lights, barn, corner lot
50Xt42, North Second street.
S4000-2-story brick building.
store and 8 living rooms; easy
terms II desired on ear line.
Some good ranches for sale close I'M.
a. FLEISCHER
Real Estate. Fire Insurance, Loans.
Surety Bonds.
! Auto Phone 32S 2I2B =. End st.
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The largest and best assortment o
groceries In the city.
II. G. PRATT 81 co.
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The very best 81 Kansas City Beer
and mutton at Emil Kleinworf's. 1t2
North Third street.
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New Boiler House 1T Ration.
Tine new boiler house ana power
house being erected by the Santa Zee
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The Railroad Ave. CIOthisr

THE WORLD ~ Full on ODD
AND CURIOUS PEOPLE Sc THERE
MAY STILL BE THOSE WHO HAVE
NOT USED MORNING JOURNAL
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UNDIcRTAkEIts

A. BORDERS
City Undertaken
Black or white hearse, $500. Gem
mercial Club Building. Auto telephone
SIG; Colorado. red lis. AlbnQuerqus
New Mex4CN
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED-A paper can nave no
better friends than those to whom Its
want ad columns nave been OF real
service. This paper wants your
friendship on that basis
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IL. J. ALGER. ID. ID. $
Offices: Armiio block, opposite Col
den Rule. Office hours, $3.50 a. m, 10
1880 p. m; 1:2O 10 5 p. m. Both
phones Appointments made by mail.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Comedy il a Back street.

About 10 o'clock one morning two
men met and began threatening and
calling each other names, says the
London Telegraph One finally called
the other a liar, and the two men were
about to grapple when woman OPP
ened the door and said: Gentlemen,
are you about to fight7"
I'VE are" they answered together.
Then have the kindness to wait a
moment" she continued my hus-
band has been sick for weeks. and is
now just able to sit up. He is very
down-hearted this morning and if
you'll only wait till can draw him
up to the window know he'll be very
grateful to both of you"
She disappeared into the house, and,
after one look into each others faces.
the men smiled, shook hands, and de-
parted together.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06


"That air"-the father began, but
was quickly interrupted.
Father, dear, don't say that air
say that there the daughter admon-
ished.
well, this ear'--he again attempt
ed, but was quickly brought to a halt.
Nor this 'ere;' this here is cor
rect" he was told.
The old gentleman arose with an
angry snort. Look here, Mary" he
said, with asperity, "of course know
you have been to school and all that
but reckon | know what want to
say, an ! am going to say it. be
heve feel cold in this ear from that
air, and I'm going to shut the win
dow!"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Duel.

1t is said that once when the late
DIR. Tanner, the Irish M. p, had asked
in the House of Commons whether it
was true that the Duke of Cambridge
had resigned the position as c6mman-
der-in-chief, a Major Jones, of Pen
zance, was SO outraged that he chal-
lenged DR.. Tanner to a duel, and the
following telegraphic correspondence
took place, says Tit-Bits.
In reply to your despicable ques-
ton about the Duke of Cambridge, !
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Take the Postmaster's Word for It.

Mr.. F. M. Hamilton. postmaster at
Cherryvale, Ind, keeps also stock Of
general merchandise and patent medi-
cines. He says: "Chamberlain's Collie
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is
standard here in its line 1t never fails
to give satisfaction and we could hard
ly afford to be without it," For sale
by Hays & Field and Yellow Pine
Pharmacy. **s
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

anyway But just at that moment
another gust came along, blowing on
the hat of a man in one Of the front
seats. 1t flew back, and the Frank
ford man caught it and put it on
his head. The other man looked back
and saw the first mans hat flying
down the street. stop the carl, he
yelled. q want to get my hat The
obllging conductor rang the bell. while
the second man chased after the
Frankforder's lid He ran back, puf-
fing and perspiring, and was on the
car again before he discovered that
he had ran after the wrong hat. why,
this isn't my hat, he exclaimed, look.
ing around at the crowd in the car.
which was laughing at him. Just then
the frankfort man leaned forward aud
politely said: Here's your hat, sir
Let me Lave mine, please" And "
the crowd gave haw-haw, TN
chaser scratched his bead an
dered how it happened.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
a ResoIution.


FULLY Scott of Cripple -Cfeek, in
whose mine gold has been struck In a
vein Of unexampled richncsst-$25 to
the pound, or $4,000 to the tPn--said
at a consrotulatory dinner:
This strokc of luck has c3mh to me
at time when | am able to take It
TRANQUILITY.
II used to, know miner whom
lltcky strike made a drunkard 81. He
remained drunkard all his life Moth
ing could wean him from the whisky.
"a cham of his once read him, by
way Of warming, spontaneous COM
bustion rtory-a story of man SO sat
urated with liquor that once when he
went to blow out candle his breath
took fire from the flame and he burned
to DEATH
1.-THE well meaning chum at the end
Of his tale looked at the reprobate
young miner and said solemnly:
"There, Horace, let that beaa warn
ing to you
1T will Horace answered in al,
awed voice. BY heaven, I'll never
blow out candle again the longest
day live"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Some Short ~
@Stories Anoat
His Name for 1t.

y I was once teaching class of small
pupils in physiology in rural school
and asked the class what name was
given 10 the bones OF the head as a
whole, saysSa writer IN Judges Libra
ry. A little eAEl raised her hand.
What is it, LAcyw | asked.
SKULL she ansN1Eed.
Correct says I; but what other
name has it?" expecting sdWeone to
answer Uranium" All were silent for
a while, then little fellow\ who
seemed to be in deep study Quickly
raised his hand, his eyes sparkling
and confident smile SPREADING on
his face.
What is it, Henry?" l asked
"Noggin," was his immediate reply.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

ksignate you a coward. Delighted to
Re you satisfaction across the water.
tolsi"
Wire received Will meet you to-
Frow in Constantinople, under the
Ter of Galata, midnight Being
]enged, prefer torpedoes. Bring
another ass"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

And She Kept on Smoking.
Aunt Chloe. do you think you are
istian n asked a preacher Of an old
10 woman who was smoking a pipe.
les. brudder, spects Is. !"
DO you believe in the BibleY
ssYes, brudder.v
tsDo you know there Is a passage In
the Scripture that declares that moth
ing unciean shall inherit the kingdom
OF heaven?''
Yes, rs heard Of it."
We'll, you smole, and there Is moth
Ing so tinclean as the breath Of smok-
er. SO what do you say to that7''
Well, when 60 dere l spects to
leave my |breff behind me-
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

rived at the bal
to the girl. be ndticeii q
alone and was cnrry
flowers. She barely II
he approached, and d
evening distinctly shu
evening was a misera
went home sick at HI
found his box of fowl
the table. Mystifed. il
valet, only to be assui
personally delivered til
"But not that one, \
you pointed out gull
SIR
What was in the |
hskeu the young man, y
fed.
II cannot tell, SIR. 3
did not open it." replies
He vas sent In haste
dress, and the blk wa
to the young man, who
to find that his valet ha
girl a. new lot Of undel
had bought that day
had sent home.
And the note had req
May / hope that you
for my sake r. Ladies'
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

Il suppose you will marry when you
grow up" said the visitor pleasantly
mo" replied the thoughtful little
girl; mamma says papa h more care
than the children, SO ! guess 1.-THE caro-
of my children will ne enough for me
without the care Of husbandP
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Chased the Wrong

A Midvale avenue carr
of an amusing exchana
other evening when the
A Frankfort man and
the rear of the opeI1
strong gust of wind i
went the Frankfort
ms down the street
the Philadelphia
go'" he excls
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

His Last Gard.
A certain Venerable INGhdeacon en-
gagged as 0 new footman a we'll RECON-
mended youth who had served asNa
stable boy. The first duty which he
was jailed upon to perform was to ac-
company the archdeacon on series of
formal calls
Bring the cards, Thomas, and leave
one at each house." ordered his mas
ter. After two hours Of visiting from
house to house the archdeacon's list
was exhausted.
This is the last house, Thomas" be
said. leave two cards here,
Begin your pardon, SIR" was the
reply, Il can't. I've only the ace of
spades left"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

Knew What He Wanted to say.
There is certain old gentleman
whose lack of polish is sad trial
to his eldest daughter. Not longl ago
the family were gathered in THE IL
brary, one of the windows of which
was open, says Harper's Weekly.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

Tne employer was bending over q ta-
bic, looking at the directory. The new
Office boy slipped up quietly and loked
a note into his hand. The SURPRISED
employer opened It and read:
"Honored Sir--Yer pants is RIPPED"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Must Wait His Turn.

Il was in German barber shop up
at Stockton" relates E. p. Hilborn
general manager of the Central Cali
fornia Traction Company, according
to the Home Magazine, when a nerv-
GUS and excited German fellow
dropped in to be barbered. He WI
very nervous, indeed. | suspected
he wanted to catch a train. A
train. At any rate, he was so
that he couldn't keep his
began pacing up and down
waiting his turn, and as t
seem to calm his nerves
outside and began pacing
the sidewalk. He came
ment and discovered, mu
ror, that some one had
of him and had taken TIL
chair. The nervous mai
to the head barber blus
said:
eff man comes in III
has he vent?
'The head barber loo
searchingly and replied VI
and emphasis:
He vas, but he amt
Whatever that meant,
dispute quite effectively"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

80 "a y IL =. :.
one Couldn't verS
Al. An aftache Of one 81
tons in Washington \
much attached to one !
ana most beautiful iii,
society. He felt on,ta
aaeor was not aItogetb
ne, sponse on the girls pas
lnes had become ore,
e, IN public to
quenf and the young
certain bah TO be aiy
ST evening to which
Invited would mean
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
IN the Top Drawer.

N me ! op OrdWer. ~
His mother tucked four-year-old
Johnny away in the top berth Of the
sleeping car. Hearing him stirring in
the middle Of the night, she called soft
Johnny, do you know where you
- !
curse i do" he returned stirdily
in the top drawer Youths Com
ZION. Szs
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Men and Brutes.

Men and Hrutes.
Now, gentlemen" said Sheridan as
the ladies left the room. "are we to
drink like men or beasts?" The guests
exclaimed, Like men, of course"
"Then," said he, 1--WE are going to get
jolly drunk, for brutes never drink
more than they want"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

\eral Sherman Recognized Him.
BON certain occasion General
tman was the guest Of honor at a
Inuet, after which AraReption was
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Nscessity, Not Choice.

A woman hurried up to policeman
the corner of Twenty-third street in
New York city.
docs this crosstown car take you
down to the bridge toward Brooklyn
she demanded.
why, madam returned the police
man, do you want to go to Brooklyn?"
mo, l don't want to- the woman
replied, "but have to."-Ladies' Home
Journal.
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06

Yes Or No.
twas at an election meeting. and an.
excited voter shouted to the candidate.
Don't beat about the bush; answer
my question Yes or No The can
didate replied. "But, my dear sir, there
are some questions which cannot be
answered Yes or No." The elector
replied rudely with the single excla-
nation "Boshr' The candidate con
tinued Every well, viii prove what
say. Now, sir, the question / will
put you is this: Have you left off beat
ing your wifey" And the meeting
shouted to the inquisitive elector, can
swer him Yes or Nor" London
News.
There Were Others.
When Sol Smith Russell's dnaghtef
Alice was a mischievous tot, she was
caught red handed In one Of her
pranks,, Her mother sent her upstairs
and charged her to pray to the Lord to
forgive her.
Alice did not quite fancy the going
aloft alone, but she had to obey, of
course. She was gone perhaps ten
minutes when she tentatively reap
peared at the top Of the flight. 1t was
observed that she was not in as chas-
tened mood as the gravity of the
offense seemed to require.
Alice" inquired her mother, "did
you ask God to forgive your"
=, mamma. 1 told him all about
BIZ naughty was and asked him to
Forgive me. And, oh, mamma, pity
soon God said to me: Great Scott!
Alice RUSSELL, says he, there's whole
lot of little girls a heap naughtier'n
your"
Hattiesburg daily news. (Hattiesburg, Miss.) 1907-1908, 1907-07-06
Extremely Rude.

Extremely Rude.
Delegate Flynn Of Oklahoma tells
with great glee Of conversation that
took place between Boston lady and
an Oklahoma man with reference to
things western.
II take it, ma'am," said the Okla
homan, chat you've Travelled consider
able in these parts?"
"Quite a good DEAL" answered the
Bostonian. AS far west as California
and Nevada, and I've spent some time
in Arizona"
StripY y suddenly asked the Oklahoma
Dels0n.
Thereupon ensued painful silence.
1t was plainly to be seen that the Bos-
ton lady was much embarrassed. When
she had in manner recovered her
c0mposure, she observed:
TN the first place, sir, consider
your query extremely rude, and in the
second place, you might have been
more refined in your language by ask
ling me If had seen the, lerokee dis
robe. "-Lippincott's.
Dividing Up.
Two casual acquaintances were dis
|eussing politics. One announced that
be had turned Socialist.
II don't know what Socialist is"
bid the other.
"a Socialist is one who believes in
dividing up with the other fellow"
TDoes that mean that IL you had two
farms you would give me oneY'
Sure would"
And If you had two houses?,
4 ~ would give you one"
And If you had two shirts what
would you do with themT
sAh. gwan! you know l hare two
shirts. Everybody's
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