The Big Sandy news. [volume] (Louisa, Ky.) 1885-1929, 1907-01-18
Wauderings Of a Paragraph.

A reporter on a Louisville n9ws-
paper wrote few weeks ago harm
less fake story. and Ills paper pfint-
.ed Il the next day 1t told Of al
Kentucky man who has been asleep
for twelve years, says uie New York
sun
"a &c that time the pleasant biz Of
IlciIon has been earning bread and
butter for people All over the land.
Thu We read several days after
tie thing was published:
"A man In Kentucky has been
aalsep los twelve years. When
be wakes up he should Be assured
u permanent Job as Jaryman."
Chicago made thar mp Ia fact
IN * Of ~ Ollcaso pipeS comment-
"a 10 one way or another upon The
somt olencc u the Kenmrkian.
The ST. ssph, Mo. paragraph man
tandhs il thus
Down 10 Kentucky mans been
asleep twelve years. Wout he be
mifl 3 glad 10 1nl out an his
iaht afe ruiAWcd
Somebody 10 Denver has evident
l} had experience IN Kentucky, be-
ra tha next gmo he newspapr
WI shove up q : 10 a Denver Mp-
"a hua disguised
"a vtuan Henllaky citizen has
bs,n sltoplrE twelve years Pr5b-
abj. only snooEing or q real Old
krotucky hs
llot un The heels u thIs nahad
eng eomes ne deliberate insult Of
Detroit bswaIapcr
See that a KeHtucky man hius
hen asleHp Tor twelve years Don't
bame him Thats about an there
q 70 DO nowadays Il you have to
i've ia kentucky"
( Thsra "a probably egmc allaslon
Q Local conditions in hk Boon St
Louis
"a Renuckian q some standing
has been asleep tor the last twelve
ycafs In an likelihood ,ho geatle-
pgn j. dad, smd gne OF hos
alsbiy af'icioAt ambulance surgeons
have 'aade one Ut their usual hur-
RED d..gBo. 81 rs ease
I Sll hur3'rs M ila way. the
scrap y irltfis.ao, srps into d cll-
svs o gf5lal c,w. whe- Ne
cto axes It 50 lurls It back in
stlpe
There's a man In Kemucky who's
bscn aiecp Tor twelve years. Ae
nag as he keeps his eyes shut
aad lies aill ii's all right ne's
Ia blamed slghi honqeier than lot
% cher Ken,uckiuns whj have bt5n
nlk'ug asohud sound asleep for
TIVE twelve ycars
One nigh, b. Inclined 10 wonder
l#gopusR about the habits Of che
IHhtisbusg mhn VIII liked il up
tis way
Sc learn with interest that a
Nslmcty man has been asleep for
\ Move yea,a he probably clme
it, IS IN. too Hmddled to make
/ Detca 10 his wife, and nlw he's
iritf'y sd stepping the morning az
Ter explanations
/ When he Cincinnati writer starts
oa drip uvm M aoq cav eA vi
,o' pun
That Kentucky chap who has
bon quietly, dcep.ns Tor The asst
tetlve yeaiS mus Rave filled "a
II " full Of 'slir Ntiskyr
u / Aburs SHOW /, sim nfat..,s
keep an eye literary aUaqs
\ a Hontaeky man went to sleep
twelve yass ago and he's asleep
yet This shows Us he ,errihle ef-
fleets u wading ono n Honry
james novels, l
TIE handling Of The ueme ~
I Cleveland shows q tendency 20 eet
say with the police The paper says:
"A man IN Kentucky has been
asleep for twelve years. This nat
lrtGiy brinss NJ NJ pcrdhent query,
/, why Isn't he ON rus police fosoe2"
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