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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-01-25

Food don't digest? Because the stom-
ach lacks some one of the essential di-
gestants or the digestive juices are not
properly balanced Then too il is this
undigested food that causes s0urness
and painful Indigestion. Kodol for in
digestion should be used for relief. Ko-
dol is solution Of vegetable acids. IL
digests what you eat and corrects the
deficiencies of the digestion. Kodol con-
forms TO the national pure food aud
drug law. Sold by Mathews & Wight.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-01-25
How TO avoid appendicitis.

Most victims of appendicitis are
those who are habitually consti-
pated Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
cures chronic constipation by stimulat-
ing the liver and bowels and restores the
natural action of the bowels. Orino Lax
alive Fruit Syrup does not nauseate or
grippe and is mild and pleasant to take.
Refuse substitutes. Grant Holden.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-01-25
Farm For Sale

Located | mile north and 21s miles
east of Yale; 40 acres, % acres under
cultivation. Good house nearly new,
new granary, barns in fair condition,
new hen house. Woven wire fences on
place. Good well of water For fur
Their particulars call at place or address
31-4 JOIN Bulge,
RFD4 Yale, Mich.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-01-25
An Ideal laxative,

Physics and Cathartics which purge. unload the
bowels. and give temporary relief but irritAte
and weaken the digestive and expulsive organs.
Laxative Iron.ox Tablets are as different in
effect as truth Is from falsehood. They nOurisa
the bowel muscles and nerves. giving them strength
and vigor TO do the work nature Intended thus
effecting a permanent cure by perfectly safe aud
natural means. The best laxative for children.
Chocolate coated tablets easy TO take, grippe
nauseate l0e csc end 81. 90 ut all drug stores.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-01-25
Special Announcement Regarding National
pure Food and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announce that F0-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds
and lung troubles is not affected by the
national pure food and drug law as il
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs and we recommend il as a safe
remedy for children and adults. Grant
Holden.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1907-01-25

Sc-,,,.se-s , Ia, ~.-SGs~
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
His AUTOMATIC Luncheon.

4 young man told OF a recent ex-
perience in Boston.
Il was walking up and down the
crooked streets of that old town look
ing for a place to eat luncheon" said
he. Il found an attractive looking res
taurant and entered. Soon | was
perehed on stool at a counter. |
looked over the menu card and or
dered a beef sandwich, iced tea and .
piece OF cherry pie. The young Wo-
man who took my order turned and
pressed one of number OF pearl
buttons on q board back OF where she
stood. In a moment small door flew
omen disclosing dumb waiter ar
rangement which carried my sand
wich. A similar pressure Of another
button and my iced tea was served
in the same manner. Later the pie
was served in the same automatic
way. / handed the waiter dollar
bill. She dropped the currency In
slot. pressed a button and the anio
matte cash register dropped my ex
act change In front Of me. Everything
about the service of that luncheon
was automatic except the smile thai
the girl gave me and sometimes
have INV suspicious about that
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
PREPARE THIS YOURSELF.
Tells How 10 Make the Best Blood
Tonic at Home.

For those who have any form Of
blood disorders. who want new, rich
blood and plenty OF II. try this,
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon. one ounce;
Compound Syrup sarsaparilla, three
ounces.
Shake well In bottle and take In
teaspoonful doses after each meal and
at bedtime. Any good pharmacy can
supply the ingredients at small cost.
This Is the prescription which. when
made up, is called THE Vegetable
Treatment" by others. the Cyclone
Blood Purifier" 1t acts gently and
certainly does wonders for some PEG.
pie who are sickly, weak and out Of
sorts, and Is known to relieve serious
lons.standlng cases of rheumatism
and chronic backache quickly.
Make some mp and try Il.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
PREACHER AND THE poEr.
Writer specuIates on shakespsare :.
Churchaoer.

Probably Shakespeare did his own
thinking on questions Of religion said
little, and conformed strictly to the u.
listing order. Still we question If he
was good churchgoer. The town and
church OF Stratford had a decided bent
toward Presbyterianism. and there i
reason to think that he did not get
on well with it In this respect Him.
self the wisest of preachers. he does
not seem to have been fond OF nreach.
ing. That which sounds most like ii
and very wise it is-comes from
Polonius, whom he calls "a pratinY old
TOOL. We fear that when he walked
to church with his wife he went No
farther than the porch. but strolled
along the Avon. where he was found
by Susanna and Judith on ia grassy
bank IN close converse with daisies
pied and yioiets blue" and "herb-o'.
grace" as became Sunday. And In
winter he was not sorry when cough.
ing drowned the parsons saw" The
preacher and the poet have never got
on we'll together and viii not until
they are identically the same person.
rs Cardinal Newman says: and they
must not divide and antagonize what
God have joined together. Theodore
i. Munger in the February Atlantic.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
SOME WIVES ARE DIFFERENT.
Quiet CynleIsrl, or Good Honest Row
which Ia the Betserf

Most men" said the man Of expert
ence, think 1t must be awfully nice
10 have wife who takes things as
coolly as Dave Polter's wife takes
them; bu, others, more discriminate
ing. prefer a good honest row 70 her
style OF quiet cyniclsm, The way she
behaved the other day when she
found letter In Dawes pocket from
girl is an example Of her method
II don't see wrote this girl, how
on earth / can ever live without You
Dawes wife lead that gush, and a
lot more just like IL. without ever turn.
Ing hair.
"'Well, she said, quietly, that girl
Is fool If she knew you as well as
do she would be wondering how on
| earth she could ever live with You
And that, in the opinion Of the dis
eliminating few, cuts whole LOT
deeper than a common. everyday rum
pusn
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
CHILDREN TORTURED.
Girl Had Running Sores from Eczema
Boy Tortured by Poison oak-
Both Cured by cuticura.

Last year, after having my little
girl treated by very prominent ply
stefan for an obstinate case of &C.
zema, resorted to the Cuticura Rem.
edies, and was so well pleased with
the almost instantaneous relief afford
ed that we discarded the physicians
prescription and relied entirely on
the Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Oint.
ment, and Cuticura Pills. When we
commenced with the Cuticura Rene
dies her feet and limbs were covered
with running sores. In about six
weeks we had her completely well.
and there has been no recurrence OF
the trouble.
In July of this year a little boy
in our family poisoned his hands and
arms with poison oak, and in twenty
four hours his hands and arms we're
D mass of torturing sores. We used
only the Cuticura Remedies, washing
his hands and arms with the Cuticura
Soap, and amounting them with the
Cuticura Ointment. and then gave
him the Cuticura Resolvent. In
about three weeks his hands AMI
arms healed up. So we have lots OF
cause for feeling grateful for the Gu
ticura Remedies. We find that the
Cnticura Remedies are a valuable
household standby, living as we dc
twelve miles from doctor. Mrs. Liz.
ME Vincent Thomas Fairmont, Wal
denis Ridge, Tenn, Oct. 1S, 1906"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
hou % sleen in . BLANKET.

There are great many very com.
potent treauses telling you how TO
build your fire. pitch your tent and vi
the rest Of II. | have never seea des-
crihed the woodmans method III using
Il blanket. however Lie nat on your
back. Spread the blanket over YOU.
Now raise yonr legs rigid from the
hips, the blanket. OF course. draptns
over them. Tn TWO swift motions taeA
first one edge under your legs from
right 10 left. then the second edge IN
der from left To right, and over the
FIRST edge Lower your less. wrap
~ your shoulders and 10 TO sleep. u
You roll over one edge viii unwind
but the other viii tighten. Stewart
f-rasa~a us,tse IN Outing
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
Getting Hound r..

nr. r. A. Cook, the famous noun
taineer. said Of mountain climbing, At
4 dinner in Brooklyn:
peaks that seem inaccessible may
he climbed BY turns and twists. Noun
tain climbing Is question OF getting
round the bad places. Getting round
yonr difficulty Is the secret Of
good climbing. Liszt. the great must
clan had the ability TO get round
things. Hence ] am sure bed have
made 4 good mountaineer. Once. at
\ dinner. Lists hostess cried in
horrffed voice that there we're Is Al
table.
Don't let that alarm you. madam.
said List. with . reassuring smile
ri eat for two.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

backaches. and my general health Was
affected when began using them. My
feet were swollen, my eyes pufged. and
dizzy spells were frequent. Kidney
action was irregular and the secre-
ions highly colored. To-day. how
ever. am a well woman. and ] am
confident that Deans Kidney pills
have made me 80. and are keeping
me we'll"
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. n. Y.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
Lone Sermons.

Mark Twain tells this story. the
moral of which you may supply your
self: II went to church one time and
was so impressed by what the preach
or told me about the poor heather
that / was ready to give up hundred
dollars of my own money and even go
out and borrow more to send to the
heather. But the minister preached
too long. and my enthusiasm began to
drop about s25 drop till there was
nothing left for the poor heather. and
nv the time he was through and the
collection was taken up | stole ten
cents off the plate. "-southwesterns
hook
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
crIaia Avarted.

The two men met. stopped and
glared at each other.
Then one of them spoke.
Rivers he said, You are wrong
It's a lie. | haven't the gript@
Brooks" impulsiyely exclaimed the
other. tits an infamous falaehoodt It's
a base Islander! | don't know o. any
cure for the grip. and ! wouldn't tell
you of it If | did
Then they solemniy shook hands
and passed on.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

and other kidney Ills
will find comfort ID
the words OF Mrs.
Jane Farrell, az soc
Ocean Ave. Jersey
Coy. y. T.. who says:
Il reiterase All /
have said before in
praise az Deans Kid.
ney Pills. / had
been having heavy
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
Company withdraNs from Canada.

Consul John +, Hamilton. of Cosn-
wall. Canada. states that the Amerl.
can company which has been erecting
3 $4,000. 600 glnplate and lroR-worka
At MorTishuFg, has abandoned the On.
terpriae because the Dominion govern.
ment refused 10 grant any protection
In the new sArln schedule.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

Runabout-"Reggy's new automo.
bile blew up with him on the Hrst
trip, and he sued the firm that nold
him the machine speeder-eD Did
he recover anything7. Rnnahont-
Everything. believe. but one finger
and part OF m ear"-Jndge
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

Garfield Tea. an absolutely pure and 1t
fective LAXATIVE Made IL Herbs EAAe i
10 purify the hlcud, 10 uyereasae Sonstapa
sion and t. eradicate rheumatism ana
chronic diseases
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
r.rs On enc. olrY OF roLnDo. ! =.

ar.rw or ono CITY OF TOLEDO. "a
LUCAS GoUTY. -.
rRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he u senior
vavtnsr n the arm of T. j. CHENEY . Co., DUNG
Rmsinsaa IN the CITY Of Toledo. County and state
sSarasaih and that said firm will pay the sum %
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for eAcn an n ~, 800 =
.ass ~ GATARRH that cannot be cured by the use %
HALLS 1A1An1n eoA@' FRANK ]. CHENEY.
49, j, hafore me and subscribed In my presence
this stn Gay % A. W. GLEASON
sRALl NOTARY PUnLTc
ualls catarrh Cure is taken internally and a9 h
directly on the blood and mucous safi@ y ~
sygtnn send for testimonials free - ,r,.aa n
sysssn' r. j. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, y
Sold by ali Druggists, 75c. $3.50,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

Idleness and pride tax with heas.
Ter hand than kings and parliaments
III We can get rid OF the former We can
easily bear the atter.-FranSiln,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
n ! Pinch. uae ALLEN.s FooT.EAsE.

A powder. 1t cures painful, smart
Ing. nervous feet and ingrowlng nails.
It's the greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet Sold
~ all Druggists. csc. Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package. FREE. Adj
dress A. $. Olmsted. lie Roy. n. u.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

PUTNAM FAnEIESS DYES produce
Che brightest and fastest cOlorp with lesa
work and no mass.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

III you have knowledge. let others
light their candles al TT, Fuller.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

TMas IL LAXATIVE aMOAaU osknsne. SsmstAsgs
namea rese& " Na@@stmeM Meeesse TIE aE*s tna
UFsMlm@1 Gold TMsAma In . WHITE TAX A@G wtsk
AAmeA anA rod se8sanns. ard esAFs &h@ M&Aat&Fe u
MW. GROVE IA
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
rw,cE.ToLD rEsr,MoNv.
A Woman who Has Suffered Tells
How 20 Find Relief.

The thousands Of women who suffer
backache. languor. urinary disorders
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15
MAX Nordau,a Latest Think.

writing on the dacadence OF Juda-
ian in France, DR.. Max Nordau has
This to say: How many French jews
still hold religious beliefs? | will not
.,ako anv guesses as to the number,
Init 1t il certainly small. II Judaism
Is only q religion. then religious indif-
terence will soon put an end TO Judar
lam"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-03-15

according to statistics nine-tenths
Of the men who commit suicide are
married. Comment Is unnecessary.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25

wrapped in white sheets and garlands
of marigOlds The bodies are dipped in
the Gauges and laid In rows, with the
sacred stream having their feet and
profane ghouls washing pay dirt from
Yesterdays pyrcS between and beside
them, shaking CRIME and cinders over
the hapless flower wrcathed bundles.
This crude open air crematOry is
the monopoly of the domri, lowest
caste Of all peoples. who charge cX-
travagantly for their services, for the
wool. the oil and the flame which
lights the funeral torch for touching
off the pyre.
"Thc earlier in the morning the burn
ing occurs the greater merit and GER
taintv of paradise for the dead one, and
the domri's charges run from eXtrava-
CANT sums for burning the rich and
noble at sunrise and decrease toward
noon ard afternoon. when the very
poor and the jail criminals are hur-
richly burned or half burned for Il few
anna@ and the rubbish and bones shov-
cled down the bank"
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25
PIG IN CLOVER.
italian Villagers, Led by Fanatical Old
Woman, Treat II as Miraculous.

\ fanatical old woman in the vii
lage of San Giovanni. province of Fog
gia, Italy, declared recently that she
had had vision in which she saw a
pig ON the back of which was an image
of the sacred heart Her statement
was believed by the superstitious vii
layers, who sought until they found Il
porker which seemed to fill the bill.
says special cable dispatch from
Rome to the New York Sun.
1t proved a fine thing for the pig,
which is now not only reputed to be q
miraculous animal and is revered as
such. but is housed sumptuOusly and
fed on the choicest mOrsels. It's tri-
umph. however, may he short lived.
as the parish priest, who is outraged
by the vencration paid the beast.
threatens to burn 1t.
The villagers, however, pin their
faith to the porker. and the priest, fear
ing for his own safety, has rcfrained
from meddlinG.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25

of the great variety OF articles required
by the commission" says Mr.. Lewis,
"can be obtained by scrutinzing sin
gle requisition recently received from
the iSthmus.
1.-The articles mentioned in this sin
gle requisition appeal direct to more
than twenty different classes of manu-
features, such as manufacturers of rail
way supplies, car factories, tube works,
manufacturers of tools, blacksmith sup
plies, rope works, cotton mills, manu-
facturerS of BARRIERS supplies, paint
and VarniSh works, oil refinerieS, man
ufacturers of tools, glass works, spirit
refinereS. manufacturers of office sup
plies, nail works, makers of high eX-
ploSives and manufacturers of agricul-
tural implements.
The quantities required by this requi-
sition are worthy the attention of any
manufacturer or dealer. For instance
it calls for more than 800 tons of dyna-
mite, 10000 gallons of red oxide roof
ing paint, $50 tons of white lead in oil
100000 pounds Of black powder, 49,,
600 hewn railroad cross ties. 1000 mule
shoes, 1000 single beds. with springs
and 800 single mattresses, 10000 gal
Ions of kerosene, 1000 feet of Stee-
rope and $50 pounds of rubber bands
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25
PRESIDENT PLAYS HOCKEY.
Calls Off Cabinet Meeting to Be Photo
sraphed HurdIine.

Little Freddy Jones played hooky
from Grant school recently and got
spanked for it. The same spring
weather tempted Theodore Roosevelt,
president of these United States, and
lac fell as little Freddy Jones did, says
Il Washington special to the New York
Times. But the president got away
with it, probably because there is no
one il Spanking authority over the
president except the senate, sitting as
a high court of Impeachment.
one of his most successful photo
graphs, one that will best serve to il
lustrate history pages describing a
strenuous president, is a snapshot of
the president jumping a powerful
horse over a fence. He has long want
ed to get another of those pictures or
two Ug three of them. for the historians.
of course. He wanted to please as
many historians as possible. For days
the horses and the camera and the
fence and the president and the pho
tOErapher have been waiting for an
other trial. The other day was just the
warm. soft, spring weather TO make
blood and horses jump well together
and the sun was all that photogra-
pher could desire
Bully" cried the president, and
summoned the horses and Lieutenant
Fitz-Hugh Lee. his military aid, who
rides to hounds himself.
"But it is cabinet day" ventred the
shocked Loeb.
Bother" protested the president
Then he set his teeth. That was an
other attempt to hamper him with
precedent.
call it Off" he told Loeb.
Loeb. shocked, because the cabinet
has met twice 4 week on the same
days and at the same hour since Wash
irgton's day, teIephoned the cabine
members suggesting that If they hat
nothing important to brinG up the cab
| met meeting would he postponed day
| and the president would go riding. o.
course they hadn't. But Attorney Gen
eral Bonaparte Is understood to have
! laughed outright.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25

No migration in history is compare
bic to the great hordes that have
crossed the Atlantic during the last
twenty years to enter out territory,
says the National Geographic Maya
zine. In 1905 1,O26.499 immigrants
were admitted In 1906 1.100,135. and
in the present year the total will cx-
coed the record of 1905 by many thou
sands. Since June so, 1900 100000
have been admitted. of whom probably
100000 have settled permanently in
the United states
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25

There are number of permissible
explosives in England and these only
may be used. In England also the
limit charge which must not be eX
ceeded. is employed. Few OF the
states here have slch regulations"
Coal dust rather than gas causes
large number of explosions. officials
of the geological survey have been
watching the frequently recurring ac-
cidents in different parts of the coun-
try. Some of the recent mine eXplo-
sions In one state-West Virginia-are
as follows:
Red Ash, March G, 1900, 100 killed.
Rush Run. March IS. 1905 "a killed.
Bucficld Coal. Dale mine, Jan. {, 1905
% killed
Fayette county, Paral mine, Feb. s, 1905
- killed.
PhIippi Century mine March .. 1906.
&c killed.
Favctto county, Stuart mine. Jan. 20,
1907. 50 killed.
Fayettc county, Whipple mine, May 1.
1907, Il killed.
The cylinder into which the explosive
will be Cred is to be made of heavy
boiler plate. Safety valves will be
placed along the top and left unfasten-
ed. so that when there is an explosion
they will fly open. \ series of port
holes on the side covered with one-half
| inch glass will enable those conducting
! the experiments to witness the explo
| sions from the observation house sixty
! feet away. from where the steel NOR
! tar will he fired
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25
The Sacred Ganges

One of the greatest human spectacles
In the word-a most amazing and COM
piete exhibition of religious zeal-is the
sunrise gathering of Gauges Worship
ers along the river bank ut Benares, In
dia. Eliza Il. Skidmorc foreign secrc-
tary of the National Geographic sOcie-
ty, made Il study of these religious OBJ
servauceS of believers of IIindOoism
at Benares and wrote Il comprehensive
article for the National Geographic
Magazine.
The author in recOunting her expert
ences says: Sightseeing begins at
Benares before daybreak, and one
drives through two miles OF uuinterest-
ing streets in the starlight and gray
cleaning across to the boats at the riv
er bank. In midwinter, the cold wealth
er months of Indian travel, it is 'bittcr-
~ cold ut that hour-h oarfrost on the
ground, blue and lilac frost haze in the
air. One needs all the fur wraps and
rugs one can get to drive down to the
river, yet IS clad for the shelter of Il
sun umbrella before noon.
Every one ut that hour was hurry
ing in the one direction. and when we
had raced down the great steps and
the housonoat was noIcl off from the
bank all the river front WAS before
us like q thootar stare Ii@bted bv tho
rising SIM striking ruU unon #.
"As tho SIN sbonc rod ORANGE and
velIow tbrourh thc thick FROST haze 4
great murrnur Of voices rose from the
length of the CHATS. the tons of thou
sands of rcrvcnt worshipcrs. STANDING
on platforms built over the water and
standing waist deep in the water. re
ncatinr in muttcrel chant the ancicut
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25
Don't Paw Alimony

to be divorced from your appendix.
There will be no occasion for it if you
keep your bowels regular with DIR.
Kings New Life Pills. Their action is
50 gentle that the appendix never has
cause to make the least complaint
Guaranteed by w. r. Hartz, druggist
rs cents. Try them.
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-05-25
May Use Only Certain I<inds.

"Ine United States is behind Europe
in Safeguarding the lives of the men
in the mines. England and Belgium.
where the mines are VIGOROUSLY full of
fire damp, have had for years expert
mental stations. and in these countries
there are but few casualties in the
mines.