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The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

pethettcally and Indignantly. A great
many things so on that are not right.
and Indignation will net stop them.
What has become of the old-fash-
io.>ed young woman who. when a
man jumped at her and kissed her,
inquired: nov, % YOU feel any bet
ter?"
After a has been married
about SO long she looks at her hus-
pany who have worn out their well
come.
Mrs. Lysander John Appleton went
to ST. Joe today to collect what is due
her from a friend who visited her a
month last summer. She will remain
four weeks.
Gambling in a small town where the
| gflded palace is under the ban. is all
ways IL revelation in the amount OF
discomfort a man will endure for q
chance to lose his money.
y boy can uneartl1 a number of diff
feremt kinds of dangerous adventures
in a short time and With limited OPP
~portunity, but he is never so versatile
in this respect as his mothers fmagin-
alton.
The Globe lately called attention to
the fact that there is in this town a
pretty girl in spite Of very pronounced
freckles Today we discovered a girl
who is pretty in spite of freckles n a
biz mouth.
When the drink habit begins to
fasten itself Oh a nan and people be-
gin to remark it, how does it affect the
man? Does he know that people are
talking about him. and that the talk
Injuries his credit and his business? Or
does he think he fools" people? No
man ever succeeded in "fcoling' peo-
pie in this way.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12
prepar@ne Tor II.

Professor N. I. Pup!n. the famous cleo
trical expert, told a, the dedication ban
onet Of the new wonnan's club, the Colony.
in New York. an appropriate story.
"Tne excellence OF, this repast," he SAID.
.brtnrs 70 my Aild q story bout a maj
whose repasts were by nc means excel
lent.
.-Th man lived In my native town OF
Idvor, and he was noted for his parsimony.
Let us call him Mr.. Smith.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12
Not a Pair of Beauties.
From the DeaeN Free Pres

T1oHf tTe TEES.
A mar who wns enjoying great sport
with the tinnY nfee at Rush lake. Minne-
sofa, weet to the telegraph Office and
wired his wife as follows:
I've get ere; weighs seven pounds and
1t Ia a. beauty
In reply came A,e following signed by
his wife; so have 1: weighs ten pounds:
ha isn't @ beauty: looks Ike you"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

You may know a mans power when
you know the things that provoke him
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

-..Ah, MI. Cambel, you've brought me
.OoIne provender? Thanks, indeed.
What, sandwich and tea! Couldn't be
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

After a woman has been married
about SO long she looks at her hus-
band. me way va all look at COM
| pany who have wotn out their well
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

Mrs. Lysander John Appleton went
o ST. Joe today to collect what is due
her from a friend who visited her a
last summer. She will remain
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

The third mate. to show to any
chance onlooker that he was not in
sympathy with the unpopular captain,
planted himself in the angle OF the lee
adodger, which was the greatest distance
that the ties of duty would allow him
to depart. Kettle, with ar acrid grin.
drew his companions attention to this
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

~What'll that chap do tonight when
,ufhe Tun begins?' asked Cambel.
Bolt like a rat at the first alarm.
.SHe'd show pluck if he was paid for 1T.
~,yvUn1d my third mate, but not being
/ paid he'll AXE the best care possible OF
his own ugly hide. He isn't a fellow
who'd ever like a tight corner for it's
own sake. There's not an atom OF the
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-07-12

81 have whisky in by pocket"
@dN0t for me now. Wait till we get
Ranore. and then I'll booze with any
man to his hearts content. The game
FIN on now Is like a o race-if a man
-sEants to win, he's got to diet himself
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
GOOD roz OFFICE MEN.

Owing 70 their lack Of exercise
and sedentary habits. officc men
everyV here are victims Of indiges-
ton and dyspepsia.
This ailment is not only distress
ing but ~ allowed % run on VIII
positively result IN serious COmpu-
cations owing to the poisoned con-
dition Of the blood which leads
directly 70 kidney and lung troU-
bles. also rheumatism.
a distinguished authority states
that indigestion is very easily cured
II ths following formula Is usedi
Two ounces Essence Of Pepsin.
three ounces syrup OF Ginger; one
ounce Catandir Compound These
10 be well mixed and used IN doses
OF from one to TWO teaspoOnfuls
after each meal, also at bed time
for the first few DAYS.
II Is a simple remedy pleasant
to take, the ingredients Obtainable
from any good drug store.
II Is said 20 be the most effective
formula known 30 science for pro-
noting the flow OF gastric juices
and restoring the digestive organs
20 their normal healthy condition.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
Senor Jauregui Will
Probably Be President
of Conference.

Senior Batres Jauregui diplomat, sdu-
Gator, and writer. with Senor Sanchez
ocana, statesman and former director
general OF the posts OF Guatemala, has
arrived IN Washington as a delegate 20
the Central American peace conference,
which opens November 10, Il - ex-
pected that Seror Jauregui will be
elected president Of the conference.
Secretary Root viii be elected honor
RFy president. J. W. J. Lee. now min
lister 10 Nicaragua, viii be the repre-
sentative of the United States at the
conference.
After completing his law studies, Senor
Jauregul was appointed BY his govern
ment attache to the Guatemalan lega-
ton at Washington. After two years
service he was made secretary. Shortly
thereafter President J. Ruflno Barrios
honored him with the appointment as
minister plenipotentlarY 70 the United
States Capital, after which he was also
!ntrusted with the diplomatic representa-
tons of Salvador. Honduras and Mica
ragua. He acted as mediator IN the Me
araguan-German controversy and was
decorated with the Crown Of Prussia
by the Emperor.
In his own country Senor Jauregui re-
ceived' the appointment as chief justice
Of the supreme court OF the republic.
member OF congress, professor Of Span
ish and American literature, and OF po-
litical economy. He Is highly cultured
man and speaks several languages.
Senor Salinas, secretary OF the Chilean
legation, has gone 20 New York 10 make
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
CHURCH CARNIVAL
WELL ATTENDED
Masonic Temple Attractive
With Decorations for
the Fair.

TastefuIIy decorated with flags and
bunting, Masonic Temple presented an
attractive appearance last night for
the opening Of the fair and carnival
of the Church Of the Holy Comforter.
After a short address by Charles 2.
Neiu, Commissioner Of Labor, the fes-
tivitles were begun, and while an or
chestra played in the balcony, the bark
ers for the different booths made he
roic efforts 10 drown the music. There
are ali the old features and many new
ones.
The paddle stand. which is IN evil
dence IN all its noise, IS under the
auspices of ten societies and organiza-
tions-Ancient Order Of Hibernians,
Knights Of Columbus. Arions, Eagles,
st. Vincent de JauI Society, Holy
Name Society. EllIs, Ladies' Auxiliary
OF the A. o. H, AIaccabees, and the
Knights OF st, John.
Among the other attractions are the
Block table, the Christ Child table, the
So5auty table, and the following spe-
cial features: japanese board with
"Sambo and his funny noises" Maud,
the original hee-haw, the Little Pike,
Chinese laundry. cane throwing, the
wonderful barrel. and the cabbage
patch.
The bazaar marks the third ami
YeTsarY Of the parish. Three years
agp. November -, a meager brick build
ing on the corner OF East Capitol and
Fourteenth streets opened its doors 70
the first congregation Of the little par
| ish. Today the site IS occupied by a
l beautiful edIdCe or over I'VE times the
capacity OF the original church.
The fair Will last for two weeks. and
I is directly under the supervision Of
/ the Rev. Joseph T. Mcguire, pastor.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
PENNSY TO MOVE
WITHIN FORTNIGHT

November Il has been decided upon by
the PENNSYLVANIA railroad as the date
of entry into the new Union Station, ac-
cordIng 10 Joseph Crawford. the general
agent. At the same time the old Sixth
street station viii be abandoned and all
passenger trains Of the Pennsylvania
Atlantic Coast Line, Southern, Chesa-
peake and Ohio and Richmond, Fred
ricksburg and Potomac will use the new
terminal.
Trains from the Pennsylvania lines
from the North will leave the main line
at Magruder Station, Nd, and come
into the new station through Ivy City.
The southern trains will enter through
the First street tunnel.
Among the important recommended
tons 10 be made by the Commissioners
10 Congress at the coming session is
that franchises be granted the street
car companies permitting them 70 run
and extend their lines 10 the station
This was made the subject OF a special
bill at the last Congress, which failed
TO pass because, Il is said, Il contained
a 'rider" applying the smoke law to all
locomotives entering the District This,
It is said, aroused the opposition OF the
railroad companies and caused the de-
feat Of the measure.
AIteF the franchises are granted II
viii probably be a year, according to the
engineer department, before the street
car companies can run their ears direct
10 the station. IN the meantime pas
sengers viii be forced to walk four
blocks. Regarding the complaint of
passengers concerning the approaches to
the station, an official Of the Office of
the engineer Of highways said today
that II they kept 10 the walks Instead
OF attempting a short cut there would
not be so much cause for protest. If the
passengers follow the sidewalk, he said,
there viii be necessity for them to get
into the mud.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
MARCUS NOTES, AuCtlOneer

A carload Of Fine Parlor
T Furniture, comprising SO
complete parlor suits and 25
odd pieces, and two carloads
of goods comprising 200 Wire
Cots, % Mattresses, 60 Wash
stands, 1000 Sheets, 200 doz.
Towels, 100 pr. Blankets, and
100 Toilet Sets, at public auc-
tion.
On Thursday, Nov. 7, at 10
O'Clock, | will sell within my sales
rooms, 426 9th st. NV, to the high
est bidder for cash, for account Of
advances and charges, the contents
Of three cars.
N. B.-Other goods in this sale
not mentioned for want of space.
Parlor furniture now on view. Sale
absolute.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
BETTER GAS SOUGHT
BY NORTHWEST CITIZENS

Resolutions indorsing the Commits
sioners in their efforts TO obtain a better
and cheaper quality of gas viii be pre-
sented by the Northwest Washington
Citizens Association. Various instances
of the alleged inadeSuacy of the service
furnished by the local companies were
brought to the attention OF the mem
bers last night when action was taken.
Three gas jets. IL was stated. give less
light than one electric globe,
Resolutions were adopted protesting
against abolishing the huclzsters OF the
District, as suggested by the Retail
GrOcers' Association at a recent hear
ing before the Commissioners.
The standing committees were re-
elected practically in their entirety for
the year.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05

arrangements for the reception there OF
the newly appointed minister 20 tnis
country, Senor Pedro Mantt Senor
Yoacham will Join him there.
Senor Policarpo Bonilla and SenOr
Constantine F'iallos. delegates from Hon
duras are due in Washington next
Thursday. They VIII stay az the New
willard with Senior UgaTte. the minister
from Honduras. who has made all ar
rangements for them.
Minister CalvO. of Costa Rica, has
gone 70 New York TO meet DIT. Luis
Anderson. secretary OF state OF Costa
Rica, who Is coming 70 Washington as
q delegate TO the convention
Minister AranjO, from Panama, has
received a private letter from President
Anador stating that he intends 70 leave
Cherbourg November IS on the kaiserln
Augusta Victoria He will remain in
the United States a couple OF weeks.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05

Flowers for November Weddings.
-ntrust decorations to shaffer. 18th & I.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05

Senor Amador. attache OF the Panama
legation at washington, the nephew Of
President Amador, has gone 10 New
York, where he viii be Joined by the
secretary OF the legation. SenOr Arose
mena, They viii make arrangements
for the reception OF the president
Minister arrays and the legation stan
will 20 TO New York in a few days.
where they wifi greet the president upon
his arrival.
Sanor Usarte, the Horduran minister,
has also gone 10 New YORK together
with the H0nduran delegates, and VIII
be with them during their stay in thar
city. The delegates are accompanied
by Eenor Gomez OsorfO, the secretary OF
the delegation, and SenOr Leonardo
Romeo. mercantile expert Senor Romeo
Is d graduste Of the Columbia Univer-
sity Of Now YORK.
The delegation VIII return 70 Washing
ton next Friday.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05

The Best Use for Surplus Money.
Place your surplus funds in banking
dept. of Union Trust Co, 1414 F St, where
they viii earn you a steady income De-
pOslts viii be subject TO check at VIII
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
WASHINGTON ASYLUM WORK
TRAINING CLASS SUBJECT

The work OF the Washington Asylum
viii be discussed at the meeting Of the
training class OF the Associated Chari-
ties today at 4:S0 p. m. at 81 G street
Superintendent Louis f. Zinlzhan will
discuss the subject: Types Of Cases
for Which VorkhOuse Sentences and
city Hospital Treatment Are Desirable; a;
How Best UsedG" AL persons inter
ested are invited.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
WILL RETURN,
LAST OFFICIAL VISIT

Before reslgning his office as ambas-
sador to the United States, Senor Creel
wiu return 10 washington December
y. the delegate from Mexico at the
convention OF Central American repub-
lies. Il VIII be his last visit to this
country in his official capacity. and at
the end OF the convention he viii re-
sign and return to Mexico 20 assume
the governOrship OF Chihuahua.
II is expected that Senor Ahumada-
governor OF Jalioos, will succeed AM
bassador CreeI.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
Prestige Won by Great Merit.

c: 3 5. Ice Cream-velvet Kind Drug
pfgfEs
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
TAFT MAY TURN
HOME IN HURRY
FROM MANILA
Finance andPoliticSSeem
to Demand Presence
in Washington.

MANILA, Nov. 5.-Secretary Of War
Taft is considering the abandonment OF
the rest Of his world tour and an inn
mediate return to the United States.
The financial crisis and urgent political
demands for his presence at home, to-
gether with the recent mutiny and con-
tlnued disorders at Vladivostok. are I'M
derstood TO be behind his growing con-
vtction that il will be best for him to
give up his original plan for eircling the
globe
So far as known. no positive decision
has vet been reached, but the general
imUression in official circles here is that
everything points TO the secretary's de-
parture in a few days for san Fran
cisco.
YladivOstok Very Lively.
He was to have sailed next Saturday
for Yladivostok. At the time the tour
was planned, however, the cars 81
berian capital seemed in a condition or
perfect order.
Since then there has been a violent
UPRISING OF the Russian tIOop5. land
battle between a revolving battalion, a
sea fight IN which the crew Of mu-
ttnous torpedo boat destroyer was al
must exterminated and their craft sunk
a bombardmeut of the town by mutt
neers with a number OF fatalities among
civilians on shore and q declaration OF
martial law, which is still IN force. nor
is il by any means certain that there
Will not be further outbreaks.
None Suspect Him Of Fear.
No one assumes that Secretary Taft
has any personal fears, but for him
10 run into q battle between Russian
royalists and rebels might be exceed
ingly unpleasant in many ways, while
the sudden cutting OF of Vladivostok
from his itinerary would also be likely
L, give an unpleasant impression
There were no signs. either, at the
time Taft left America, Of the financial
furry, which has since set Wall street
by the ears and ofhcialdom here lniers
that the Secretary OF War may have
a natural anxiety to be in Washington
at such a time.
1t is certain that he has as yet made
no permanent arrangement as TO hiE
voyage across the Atlantic
The Washington times., 1907-11-05

Massive quartered oak China Closet
have heavy posts. bent glass doors al
ends, French legs. three large shelvc
and are highly polished.
The Washington times., 1907-11-05
ANOTHER FOOTBALL FATALITY.

CLEVELAND, Ohio, Nov. 5.-Richard
S. Evans. left halfback OF the Wooster
(Ohio) University football team, who
was injured in a game between Wooster
and Western Reserve here on October
last, died today.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-04-28
SAYS NATION IS
LIVING TOO FAST
President Of oberIin College Declares
Americans Are in Real Danger.
Utter Disregard for Law
Shown

CHICAGO, April 27-Shallowness,
passion for material compfort, and "a
lackadaisical, easy-going disregard of
law" according to Henry Churchill
King, president of Oberlin college, are
the besetting sins of the American
people.
President Kings diagnosis of the ma
tion's case was made last night in an
address before the Oberlin Alumni asso-
citation at its annual dinner here.
I'VE are in real danger from the
American rush." he said. I'VE pride
ourselves on living fast, and we do.
But the nation that lives too fast to
think is lost.
1T is curious that in this age Of
science, in which the reign Of the law Is
supreme, there should be so utter a dis
regard for law in moral and spiritual
affairs. In our reaction from Puritan
ism we seem to have fallen into a
lackadaisical, easy-going point of view,
as IL, somehow or other we expected to
escape the law whenever we so desire
tell you we are in danger of waking
with ringing in our ears the awful
mockery of these words, thou fool
II have no doubt that the American
people are wrongly interpreted when
they are classed as mere money grab
bers, and yet the danger Of our immense
increase in wealth, the danger of the
stupefying, deadening effect of our
passion for material comfort, no man
can deny. Our personal and our ma
tional ideals-we had them once-are in
danger"
Los Angeles herald., 1907-04-28
A. ]. BEvER|DGE
SOUNDS WARNING
Senator Declares States Must Reduce
Interference with National High
ways Passing Through
Them
By Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
GALENA, ILL.,, April 27.-The birthday
of General Grant was celebrated today
for the seventeenth time. This morn
ing the corner stone of the Carnegie
Foyt $50.000 library building was laid.
The commemorative exercises took
place this afternoon in Grant park. The
orator of the day was Senator A. j.
Beveridge of Indiana.
Senator Beveridge said that it was
fitting at a celebration of the birthday
of General Grant the Gaming of whose
life work was the ever increasing unity
of the American people into an ever
stronger growing nation, to discuss the
question Of states rights.
''The time must come" he said,
when states must reduce their inter-
ference with national highways passing
through them, or, better still, stop in
reference altogether. That time will
be delayed because of selfish interests,
because Of the recrudescence of states
rights with which we are now troubled,
but chiefly by demagogues who seek
position and power by attacking those
most conspicuous of public corpora
tions.
THE American people are as much
in danger from the lemagogues who
selfishly seek to infiame their passions
as they are from the selfish interests
who seek to exploit their resources"
The senator discussed the dangers of
overcaptialiZation and pointed out the
necessity of compulsory publicity in
corporate affairs and the national in
corporation of great enterprises. In
closing the senator paid tribute to
President Roosevelt.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-04-28
HINDOO STUDENTS
THREATEN TROUBLE
Signs Of Marked Unrest in British
India Prompt Officers to Arm
VoIunteers-Several
Riots Occur
By Associated Press.

By Associated Press.
LAHORE, British India, April 27.-
Rifles and twenty rounds Of ball cart
ridges have been served out to the local
volunteers in consequence of signs of
marked unrest among the Hindoo stu
dent element.
The publication of inflammatory ar
ticleS in the native newspapers incit-
ing race hatred against the Europeans
and demanding native control of the
government of India by means of an
elected parliament has been followed
recently by riots in Lahore and else
where in the Punjab and by attacks
upon Europeans.
Professional and political agitators
are now fermenting strikes on the rail-
roads and the government has conclud-
ed that it is time to suppress the riot
ing by forceful means if necessary.
The authorities are satisfied that a
determined front will speedily end the
outward signs Of disaffection. especial
ly as they have the unanimous support
of the great Mohammedan population
who at numerous mass meetings have
emphatically condemned the anti
European movement.
Recent events have given a remark
able impulse to enlistment in the vol
unteers. The recruits include five
judges of the supreme court, the di-
rectors of public instruction, university
professors, high government officials
and leading bankers and merchants, all
of whom have entered the ranks of
the privates.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-04-28
CASE OF TRACH0MA
PROVES EXPENSIVE

SAN FRANCISCO. April 27.-ofh-
cials of the Oceanic Steamship COM
pany are anxiously awaiting the YER
dict Of the special board of inquiry
which is inquiring into the sanity of
George Pfeiter," the woman who
claims to be the princess of CovalslSy
and who arrived in this city on the
steamer Ventura.
Already the princess" and her hus-
band, who Is being held on the Ven
tura to await development OF symp-
toms Of trachoma, have cost the steam
ship company large sum OF money
here by delaying the Ventura and each
day that the board postpones its de-
It is determined whether or not she has
trachoma.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-04-28
OBJECT TO BANQUET
FOR Mr.. SWETTENHAM
By Associated Press.

VANCOUVER, B. c., April 27.-Slr
Alexander Swettenham, who was re-
lieved of the goVernorship of Jamaica
because of his ungracious behavior to
Admiral Davis of the American navy
because the latter landed marines at
Kingston to patrol the town after it
had been partially destroyed by earth
quake, will arrive in Vancouver in
July.
The Canadian club of Victoria pur-
poses to tender him banquet and the
same body has suggested to the Off
GERS Of the Vancouver Canadian club
that the former governor be given a
reception in this city. Considerable
opposition has arisen, however, in Van
couVer to any such proposal.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-04-28
ISSUES CALL FOR
LAND CONVENTION
Acting Governor of Colorado at Head
of Movement to Discuss Question
of Interest to Western
States
BY Associated Press.

DENVER, Colo, April 27.-Acting
Governor e. r. Harper today issued a
call for a public land convention TO be
held in Denver June IS, 10 and 20. The
convention is called for the purpose Of
discussing the relation of the states
west of the Missouri to the public
lands.
Under the call the governors of each
state having public lands viii appoint
ten delegates at large and each COM
mercial and industrial organization will
be allowed five delegates A commit
tee on program consisting of the SEN
Tor United States senator and one rep
resentative from each of the states
represented is named to outline in an
address the present situation as re-
CARDS the public lands and to suggest
the lines along which discussion may
be had at the convention.
AS the stoclSmen will be allowed rep
resentation in the convention it is pos
sible that the grazing question also
will be discussed.