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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

Unto free clothes that he used to rent FIR dol
lar f'r tn Mardy Gras Ball at Finoocane's ball
An he marches through tn sthrcets with Tn
banners wavin' above him an maybe tn boss
Iookin' on an sayin': There goes wan iv me
fellows. If | didn't have so NANNY inthrcsts
at stake I'd like to lead him. He'd follow me
Through hell am yc bet he wud too, an often
lwisht that he'd have a chance some day. An
he comes to tn deepo where cow-rds he niver
knew shake him be tn hand an his father an
mother cry over him, an sthrange ladies pass
Iup to him baskets full " tn kind " food he
Iniver saw befure excl pit at surprise parties, an,
be hivens, there standin' on thruck is Mary
Ellen McGraw
"She is thryin' to ATTRACT his attintion, tax
in handkerchief out iv her mouth an wavn'
it an thin putin it in her mouth again till
she thinks she's caught his eye an thin wavin'
it furyously, an half giggin' an half cryin' all
tn time He sees her, but he don't let on ontil
he can't stand it amy longer, an thin he gives
her surprised look an hollers out: why Miss
McGraw, hello there;' an whin th' whistle
blows an tn thrain pulls out he dotfs his hat
carelessly as an old sojer shud, an Mary Ellen
waved her han 'kerchef so far forward she falls
off tn thruck an tells tn hayro " tn hose cart
that she will 90 home alone with her grief,
thank ye, an tn fire fighter goes back to tn
milne house an fairly throws away game ivI
dominoes with tn pipeman.
"'Tis this thraiedgy that Andrew has brok-
en- up. An he's right Ye look on this here
young fellow as hayro. Andrew an me look
on him as deserter. That's what he is, too.
He's left his proud position in tn industhreel
army. He's abandoned his post. He's quit An
dhrew. He amt to blame I'll say this fri
Andrew. He blames nobody. Ivrybody is all
right. They are dom tn best they can, poor
things. He wuddent fight soier. He wud
cross tn sthreet rather thin have CONTROVERSY
with wan " thin excellent but ill-infomed
men. 1t is not tn sojer but tn thing tsiIf heI
hates. War! An awful thing. Why not, III
two nations quarrel give wan iv thin an option
on tn other! That'd fix it. Anything ye,
can't do with an option amt worth dom. so,
he wrote letter to all tn other crowned heads |
n tn wurruld an asked thin to sind dillygates
o peace conference
''Impror Willum replied: Dear Andrew, is !
It thruc that We have so much money? If so,
I'M glad to hear firm yc Me wan dhream in
IL wurruld is peace. | sind We as riprisinta- !
i've iv our high-born nation to help along our
lhream Frawlein Lulu Schmitz, who has charge
V me wifes, tn Impress iv Germany, who may
5awd defnd in her title as I will with this
throng right arm " mine an tn blood iv tn
German people, her collection iv pressed flowers
n an album
9Th Prisdint iv France FIR tn moment
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06
M. Dooey Tells OF Carnagie's Methods To Abolish Wal


in BiIum. I'm not f'rwar; I'm again it. But
what ann / gom' to do with tn Young fellows
IT there was wan man undhcr sixty at tn Peace
Conference I'd have u little something down on
Universal Peace War amt rr TIN DID, Their
business is set back practisiu' checkers, sage
advice, AM uslry.
"But to lad wars picnic If he didn't feel
that way there wuddcn't be- amy wars
"lc can't convince til kind " Young fellow
that We get FIR soicrs that its pcrilou- occv-
patton He knows it amt, compared with tn
kind he's used to. Larkin has tn figures. an
he can prove TO We that amy man brakin' on
Grstclass American railroad listed on tn New
York Stock Exchange has about five times as
good chance to be kilt as tn most intrepid So
jer How many old railroad men dive see
around! An how NANNY ycthrans " til Grand
Army iv tn Raypublic! | know I'll, wrong f'r
Il con~cript in tn udusthrecl army, who, de
tailed to In important post iy caunin' white
lead TO fly his jooty within he's called upon to
ont an shoot firm behind Il three at foreigners
that he used to throw bricks at, but We can't
prove it to him. War FIR this boy is three four
or five years iy tn kind iy a time me has FIR a
week ivry year whin him an Billy Walsh an
old Subby Schwartz goes off campin' at Twin
Lakes.
AN tn ladies. What ar-re yc goin' to do
about thin! Ar-re We goin' to abolish til la
dies whn We abolish War; ] know pawnbrokin'
is Il more hon'rabIc profssyon thin war, but
niycr see amy bright chances " tn fair directed
at me friud Nose Eve seen thin hand him
ivrvfhinU else Inf nivnr an ovn tn Iodios
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

wrote: Sheer Andrew, ! embrace ye | have
selected FIR yc'er con'frince an excellent man,
dear little fellow, Moosoo f'iucshcrb, author iy
that so-checrful essay: 9TH Cat; His Food
Tn King ~ England wrote: Dear Andy, p'raps
We will recall me as havin' wanst passed night
in yc'rc house | nivcr knew what become "
me toothbrush till / hccrd tn other day that
We had it hung in ye'er parIor in goold frame
Niver mind rcturnin' it. | have another. As
far as war is concerned | agree with We en-
tirely | know to tn full its horrors FIR | have
siventy-eight UNIFORMS, an all " thin tight |
have tn pomp an ceremony iy belt. FIR me
peace an suspcnders | wish cud sind a So
jer to ye're festive mcctn' But they are all
busy putin down rebcIyons iv me loyal sub
iicks in VARIOUS parts " til Wurrud. IIowiyer,
have siIicted as me representative Il wcll-known
oculist, whose name escapes me FIR tn prisint'
AN Teddy Rosenfclt wrote: T. am so sorry
[ can't ATTN ye'rc conference, but I'm goin' out
to see tn target practice. | know well tn
horrors " war. As | marched up San Jooan
llill-but why 90 into details! | will on'y sayI
that amy man in Wall Sthrcct will tell We that
tn late war with Spain did more to iniurc this
country thin anything that has happened
since | don't know whn. | will be riprisntcd
at tn conference be me old frind Docthor Elliott
iv Harvard, left tackle in tn team " ffy-I
three
"Thi dillygatos gathered firm far an near
Andrew paid their fares Andrew met thin
at tn boat an give them spendin' money ItI
was Andrew that took thin in throley cars outI
to see tn stuffed animals an tn bones " pre-
historic monsthers in tn museums. HIS idea is
to make Peace thruly attractive an gay, an
FIR tn meetin he got up this alurin' program
ne:
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

dhreW Carnaygle can do"
"What's lie been up to iv late" asked Mr.
lennessy.
He's been abolishin' war; said Mr.. Dooley
BE all accounts thcre'll be no more war Peace
hangs over tn wurruId. Tiddy Roscnfelt ha.
turned his Colts forty-four into flute an
plays on it undher tn moon. TIL Impror VIII
lum is larnin' tn game " crokay. They're goin'
to disband tn armies ivrywhere an sind tn
sojers back to wurruk at tn arts iv Peace.
AN Andrew did it ALL A great man, a
great little man, finest advertisement " oats,
Calydonya's fav'rte son an product that
Pittsburg ought to be glad she turned out He
done it all, tn fine little man. He got grudge
agin War as a pursoot. He pitchered in his
mind thousands " young men throwin' down tn
useful pick an shovel an takin up tn more
aisily carrid rifle an exchangin' tn horrible
blue overalls an red flannel shirt fr tn degrad-
in khaki an yellow boots an SLOUGH hat with
sabres crossed on it, an goin' off on thrain
without payin' amy fare, an tn thought filled
him with horror
''War certainly is hell as Ginral Sherman
said with a smile. What cud We imagine more
dreadful thin young man that has had his life
consecrated to horrible toll chasin' off to tn To-
nominyons pursoot iv arms Today he is sarv
in his country well be pushin' small thrucl-
load iv soft coal up an'incline that Barnum
ought to have in his circus FIR tn loop-th loop
lady, or injyin' a quite Afternoon in July
BLOWN glass, or thrippin' lightly firm car to
car on a fast freight an sometimes gettin' I'M
dher tn viaduct an sometimes hurtin' it with
his head. If he ony knew it, he's man we
ought to be proud iv. He's man we ARE
proud iv, He's man Andrew Carnaygie wud
be glad to 90 up to an grasp him be tn hand
an say to him: Thank yc, me good fellow; 90
back to Wurruk now
But somebody comes along an blows bl-
gle, tn newspa-apers tell him that It's up to
ivrybody not engaged in tn discrimination ivI
news to sthrike wan blowf'r his counthry's hon
or an tn foolish artyzan says to himsilf: BE
hivens, this looks good to me. I'll be fine in tn
kind " clothes tn boss wears whin he comes
down to tn foundhry firm ride in tll' park
lt'll be great fun, somethin' like bricklayer's
picnic at Willow Springs but not so dangerous
TO human life. | am FIR war, an may be Mary
Ellen McGraW that's so struck on that fresh
fellow in injjine two will see me whin I march
away an know that NANNY thrue heart beats
outside iv tn fire department.
can so he tells tn foreman what he thinks
iv him an his family away back, an nanny
man buys him drink an he enlists an gets J
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

1t is reported that the Kaiser was
among the number who went down
in a submarine boat recently on the
naval maneuvers. From accounts
given the Emperor was greatly pleas
ed with the actions of the boat.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

Warrants have been sworn out for
the arrest of several San Francisco
butchers for introducing adulteration
into hamburger steak" The report
of the city chemist shows that a col
oring matter is used in the manufac-
ture of hamburger.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

District Attorney Langdon has
made demand on the City and
County Auditor of San Francisco to
bold up the salary of Mayor Schmitz.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

A bronze memorial statue to Thos.
+. Bayard, Secretary of State under
Grover Cleveland, has been unveiled
at Wilmington, Del.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

Warrants have been issued on the
complaint of immigration Inspector
Grllllths for Captain H. z. Howard and
}. ii. Trask of the Oceanic Steamship
Company. They are charged with al
rowing two aliens to land illegally at
San Francisco on March G.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06
BY i. 2 DIME

Copy right, 1907, by II. II. Mcclure & Co..
44XVTELL, Sir" said Mr.. Dooley, "it's
w wonderful what that man An
dhrpW CarnavUp can do "
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06

"I'll not thry to tell ye what was done at tn
meetin' we've read about it III tn pa-apers.
Tn dillygates pledged thimsilves to call upon
their respective nations to beat their soords into
plowshares, which Andrew Carnaygie agreed
to float on tn market as soon as money got Il
little aisier. At tn end " til meetin' tn FIR
rinch representative crcpt around behind An
dhrew an garotted him with tn Legend iv Hon
or mis- is rare dignity f'r Fr-rance to be-
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06
Chairman-A. Carnavgie.

Chaiman-A. Carnaygie
Openin' Invocation ....... Andrew
Speech " Welcome. ...... Tn Chairman
Song ................. a. Camaygie
Grafton ..............,. A. Camaygie
Bag Pipe Solo, 'Ih' Palms Tn Chairman
Presentation " medals to Andrew Car
maggie be tn Chairman.
Response ............ A. Carnaygie
Incidental music, clecthric lights, railroad
fares, scenery costumes, food an
dhrink be Andrew Carnaygie.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-07-06
HADvERTIsIN'

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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11

1t is not even pretended that Gov.
Hanly saved two or three murderers
now confined in the Michigan City
prison from the gallows on any othe,
ground than that he (the governor)
is opposed to capital punishment. Up
On due reflection it surely ought to oc-
cur to Governor Hanly that he has no
right to set up his individual opinion
against the plain letter of the law.
1t is his sworn duty to execute the
laws, whether he likes or dislikes the
same The legislature al its recent
session refused to abolish capital pun
ishment in Indiana, and the governor
ought to have some regard for the
law-making power of the common
wealth. Courts and juries that tried
the criminals referred to decided
that these vicious creatures should be
hanged. When Governor Hanly an
nulled this BY forbidding the hanging
and by changing the decree to impris-
onment for life, he simply set his in
dividual opinion above law. court and
jury. And that isn't commendable
thing to do.-South Bend Times.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
Reasonable and lust.

Clark Howell has for years been
classed among the most thoughtful.
and influential leaders of public
thought in the South. For twelve
years he has served as Georgia S
member of the Democratic national
committee, and for more than twenty
years he has guided the editorial
policy of the Atlanta Constitution.
The views of such a man may reason
ably be considered of interest, i'm
portance and value. On a matter in
which deep popular interest is felt
Mr.. Howell is quoted as having said
last week:
1T is but just to President Roosc-
welt to say that no man in America
has done more TO bring about this re-
adjustment of the political conscience
and the very fact that he is now be-
ing made the target of attack by
those at whose methods he is aiming
IS 'trihe which must be gratifying
to every American citizen who APP
proves his course on the railroa1
question. The main question now is
not what Mr. Roosevelt did before h
was elected president, but what is he
going to do to force recognition oil
the rights of the people If he solve:
that problem satisfactorily, no ques-
irons will be asked about the alleged
conference with Mr.. Hartman befor,
he was elected"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
a Strange Accident.

El,<hart Truth: In Remarkable
accident, a mile and half west OF
Elkhart at O'Clock Monday morning
the Lake Shores fast paper" train
struck and killed outright horse but
singularly left the buggy unchanged
and the driver unhurt. The horse,
owned by the Gardner livery, and
valued at $3.50, was thrown fully $50
feet from the crossing. The driver
was Roy McLain of Elkhart. Only
the shafts of the buggy were broken
Thinking the driver had been kill
ed, Engineer Dibble stopped his train
as soon as possible and ran it back
TO the crossing. There the driver
was found in the buggy, his body
rigid through fright, and his hands
still grasping the reins, by which he
had been driving He was put aboard
the train and taken to the Lake Shore
depos. Here so scared was he that
the company's claim agent could get
no plausible story from him.
Railroad men say it was the most
peculiar freak of nature they have
eevr Witnessed McLain was driving
north on the road that leads past the
cemetery a mile this side of Osceola.
He was in top buggy and the view
was INSTRUCTED by curtains on each
side. McLain claims not TO have
heard the train. He remembers a
crash but to further details his mind
is blank.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
Ending Their Misery.

Those who read the daily papers
closely will doubtless have noticed a
marked increase in the number of sui
cides in various parts of the country.
As the industrial ana financial frenzy
approaches subsistence, there will be
many more suicides, at least for a
time, until normal conditions are
reached People who have enjoyed
large and easy incomes, finding them
selves suddenly in strained circum-
stances, are easily given over to de-
spair. In a moment of des pondency
they seek relief by putting themselves
out of the way This, it is true, is not
brave or courageous, but who coun-
sells with such people! Who can coun-
sci with them when their intentions
are not known to anybody but Them
selves? The Salvation Army is look
ing after certain type of despond-
ents, but those who receive especial
attention on the part of this uplifting
organization move in another sphere.
The class of people under considera-
ton have their being in aristocratic
circles, where plenty abounded and
uncomfortable misery has Unexpectedly
set in.-South Bend Times.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
Leonard Hiehshew.

Leonard Highshew, who died very
suddenly Monday. April 1. resided
about eight miles east of Plymouth.
He. had gone to the Jackman farm
with neighbor to help haul some
corn and while closing a gate, his
team became frightened and ran
away. Me ran across corner of the
helu, headed the team, caught the
horses and brought them back; but
just as he had commenced to load
the corn. he staggered and fell. The
man who was with him assisted him
to an improvised bed made of their
overcoats on the floor of the barn,
but he died within three minutes
He had had several attacks of
heart trouble BEFORE and the excite
sment no doubt brought on another
attack, which proved fatal Mr.. High
shew was brother of Mrs Sarah
Slime, of Bremen. He was born in
Holmes county. Ohio. So years ago,
and had resided in Marshall county
for more than SO years. He leaves d
wife and five children, two brothers
and one sister. Funeral services were
held Wednesday conducted by Rev.
Mr.. Rittenhouse, of Syracuse.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
Susan lane Loirnaugh.

Susan Jane Lolmaugh, daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. David Lolmaugh, OF
Argos, died at the home of her sister,
Mrs. Jennie Hess, in South Bend,
Wednesday evening after an illness
of over year with hip disease. Miss
Lolmaugh was born in Kansas, Nov
IS, 1888, and was Is years of age. Be-
sides her parents she is survived by
seven brothers and three sisters: Dav-
id, Jacob and Miss Laura Lolmaugh
of Michigan; Emanuel, OF California;
David. of Wisconsin; Herman, Lewis
Lawrence, Chester and Misses Lucy
and Caroline Lolmaugh OF Argos
and Mrs. Jennie Hess of South Bend
Funeral services from the family resi-
dence at Argos Saturday afternoon
at 2 o'clock. Rev. Atkinson officiating
Interment in the Argos cemetery.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
Whistled as He Shot.

Charles Calkins, twenty years old,
old, son of Henry Calkins of Elkhart,
committed suicide Thursday by shoe.
ing himself through the heart while
standing in front of the house whele
Lottie Adams is employed as a do
nestle, because she had repulsed his
attentions. He was infatuated with
the girl, and, before starting toward
the house, he telephoned twice, max
ing threats both against her and HIM
self AS he approached the carpenters
on an adjoining building heard him
whistling a lively tune. One OF the
carpenters looked up in time to see
him draw the revolver and fire. Death
was instantaneous.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
Not Knowing the Law.

On Thursday a man was fined in
the Criminal Court at indianapolis,
because he gathered up about three
bushels of corn which had leaked
from box car on the right of way of
railroad. He explained that he
thought he had the right to take the
corn, but the court promptly assured
him that he was guilty of larceny,
and that every man is presumed to
know the law. However, as it seemed
a rather hard case he was let off with
81 and costs, and ten days in jail!
That is what happens when layman
does not know the law
On the same day the Supreme
Court handed down decision releas-
ing a convicted murderer because a
trial court and prosecuting attorney
did not know that under the law re-
lationships by affinity end with the
death of the husband or wife. This is
the same sort of law that everybody
is presumed to know. and yet judge
and a prosecutor, elected for their
supposed skill in the law, did not
know it.
Only a few days before a Judge in
Monroe county quashed eighty-four
indictments on the theory that the
law sustaining them had been re-
pealed The plain provisions OF the
statute law prevented the repeal, but
the court did not know it and the
prosecutor did not know it.
From Milwaukee comes the STAR
ling information that not a legal
grand or petit jury has been drawn in
the courts there since 1908. The state
law intrusts this work to a commits
sion, but the commission has turned
the actual service over to clerk. who
has done the actual drawing
In none of these cases is there any
punishment for the judicial officers
who did not know the law, but the
poor devil who picked up little corn
on the railroad track is doing his ten
days in jail on account Of ignorance.
Really this does not look like square
deal
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
rraeger Will Be Lonesome.

Within ten days John F. Traeger
will be the only Democrat in Chicago
or Cook county holding an elective.
administrative Office. There are few
Democratic judges but there is no
party patronage connected with their
Offices. In fact. there is little in the
Office of city treasurer which Mr..
Traeger was elected to fill.
Never before in the memory of any
man now conversant with Chicago
politics has there been such a con-
dition. Such a clean sweep never was
known. In the entire political ad-
ministration of both city and county,
drainage board,s park boards, and all
the rest Of the elective administrative
Offices John f. Traeger is the sole
Democrat. The federal Offices are also
in the hands of the Republicans.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-04-11
New Laws in Force Today.

Providing penalty of ten to twenty
years for burglary
Providing adults charged with con-
tributing to delinquency may be tried
IN Juvenile Court.
Making Il unlawful to sell poisons
without a prescription; penalty $40 to
$50, jail six months.
Providing fine OF $500 to ST, 900 for
keeping bucket shop.
Providing fine of $4,000 and jail sen
tence OF one year for monopolizing
trade.
Providing for REMEMBERING of auto
mobiles and changing speed provi-
SONS
Making the receiving of deposit
whep bank Is insolvent embezzle-
ment; penalty, two to fourteen years
Providing freight train of fifty cars
or more shall have crew of not less
than six; less than fifty cars not less
than five
Providing fine OF 1000 and discre-
tionar sentence of fifteen years for
throwing acid on another.
Providing life sentence for kidnap-
ing for ransom.
Providing fine of $500 and jail SEN
ence of six months for neglecting a
child.
Limiting fare on steam roads to :
cents mile for each passenger
Making penalty for rape two to
fourteen years.
Making intermediate sentence fol-
petit larceny one to eight years.
Making it unlawful for a barber &c
work at his trade on Sunday. Fine
of $40 to S25 and jail sentence oil
thirty days.
Providing fine of $500 and SIX
months jail sentence for trading dis
eased horse and concealing existence
of disease.
Making it unlawful for male ovcr11
20 entice female under Is into saloor
or evil houe two % fourteen years
Providing life sentence for person
convicted third time on felony charge
after having served time twice or
previous charges.
Making child desertion a felony.
Limiting work of men employed
in moving trains to sixteen consecu
tive hours.
Providing fine of $50 for any per.
SON who throws rubbish on public
highway.