The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Atchison Globe siahts.

A boy never attracts much attention ex-
cept on the day there is a fire at his
house.
h has become of the old fashioned
men who went home Ito dress up before
| going anywhere?
casionally some fairly good men are shot
for violating the unwritten law.
When a man is chased by a woman,
there is always at least contributory negli-
gence on the part of the man.
Are You wasting a lot of energy in hat
ing nemie 1t is a foolish thing to do.
Quit 1t, in the name of common sense.
A lot of energy and hard work are re-
quired in keeping your side of a quarrel
red hot. And quarreling is almost as
foolish as whisky drinking.
We are so frequently abused, without
cause, that we have a good deal of SYM
pathy for the police. How policemen are
abused! And how often they are abused
unjustly,
ing of a man with fishing, is that after
the man is caught, with the light aid and
encouragement he will grow, but the size
of the fish never changes.
A man said a sentimental and foolish
thing to a woman. IF you keep on"
the woman said, you will be shot, and
the man who shoots you will urge the UNI
AllS u dS MS delcIlSt.
Summer is coming on, VIXEN doors and
windows are left open. Don't annoy Your
neighbors. If you have dogs that are
troublesome, get rid OF them; don't wait
for the neighbors to complain. Look YOUR
self over; are you a nuisance in YOUR
neighborhood? If so, both politeness and
FAIRNESS suggest that you quit it. A man
who is not ashamed to annoy his neigh
bors, cannot amount to much.
Good men are needed in avary 1,,cipoec
house. If you haven't a good job, it is
really your own fault. If you are not
prominent, it is because you are too easily
satisfied with yourself. There are plenty
of positions paying $4,000 a year, and it is
no harder to fill a $4,000 a year job than
a job paying one-tenth as much. The diff
ference is this: The man who holds the
big job acknowledges his weak points.
and tries to improve on them. He does
not stubbornly stick to his fool notions"
Look yourself over. Watch the men who
have succeeded.
An AtchiSon woman was asked once
what were the %unhappiest moments Of
her life, and she said they were when her
father, who was a Widower, put on his
best clothes in the evening and left the
house without saying where he was going.
She recalls that once when he got a new
tie, she walked the floor half the night.
and on another occasion when a livery
bill came in. she did detective work UNI
ceas1ngly for five weeks to find out whom
he took with him, and then found that he
took a sick uncle for a drive. Later she
married, and was willing that her father
should marry, but he was old and tired
out with so many battle with his daugh-
ter by that time, and had no desire to
marry.
You rarely see an old person who is
proud.
An actor is like an indian When he
wants to get married again, he pays lit
tie attention to the fact that ne is married
already.
Every man makes a good husband for
a While.
Some people waste the best part of their
lives in love affairs.
AS soon as a girl gets married, she hears
nothing but hard times.
Take hold of a boy and you'll get some
thing sticky in your hands.
Some girls think the tighter they binch
their waists, the prettier they are.
Usually a short man Will not go into So
ciety unless he can go with a very tall
girl.
1t is said of some men that thew are
afraid to propose, who do not want to pro-
pose.
The dullest woman can grow positively
brilliant when she is abusing her hus-
bands kin.
There is an unusual number Of authentic
ghost stories, considering that hone of
them are true.
Only a few men write their names so
they can be read. A man thinks; 80, ev-
erybody knows me-"
Look at any girl carefully and you will
find a blister on her neck or forehead,
made by a curling iron.
The average man admits that the reason
he gets married is that he gets lonesome
and wants sympathy.