Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-25
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DON'T BE so eager, willard. The
governor smells a RAJ already'
Tub FROCK" IS the new name
for the wash dress. Tubby sure.
80
THE ATTORNEY general ought 20
keep his reputation in a glass case.
49,
IT APPALLS TO think Of whato ~ viii
cost after John pays a fine Of $4,000
600.
TRELFORD. we are told. inhu-
manly allowed the %conyicts knives and
forks.
A TERRIBLE amount Of precious
ink has already been shed In the
Americo-Jap war;
TT WAS nothing short Of rude in
the president To spoil Wizards plans
Tor the inauguration
THE MAD FAINTER Of Rome did
Lawson's portrait. Il should be, eellst
properly, a frenzied one.
TRINIDAD reports a small cloud
burst. 10 must have been a small
snow storm-hcnce those chitly iceI
CURRY WILL appoint republi-
cans" says tho Instrument. This looks
bad for The members of the Plumber
bund.
As WAS long suspected, That word
lingo" has been found To have oriGi-
mated with "a King of Korea named
Jingos.
THERE WAS apparently u "pri-
waite dispatch" which tn" new gov
crnor neglected To SEND the Evening
.Citizen,
IT rs CONFIDENTLY expected thai
the Evening instrument viii find out
about that p%cnitontiary %stabbing at
fray some time next week.
80
MIR. PRGCHARD'S press muzzllng
exploit Is almost 49, spectacular as thal
Of the Honorable Herbert -. Holt 20
the legislature.
THE THOUGHT of a 30-cent law
yer with a $4,000 reputation only
proves that things are not always
what they seem,
he MIR. pRICHARD'S reputation L.
worth 10000, that opinion IN me
pennsvlyania Development case must
be worth fully S25. 600 Of 1t.
49,
MARK TWAIN says that the women
of England are 1.-THE most bcdutilul
bcwitchinE lac has seem
Marks Wit sometimes vcrges on me
ghastly.
THE ALMANAC ncglectstoahcd amy
light on the grave question OF Una
Identity of the land rcgister VIVA
was given a year Ia the p~enitentidrN
and soaked $4,000.
MISS CONSTANCE smedlcy OF that
dear Providence, n. l., says that man
Ia only beginning 10 understand
woman. As II men hadn't given II mp
a thousand years ago
THE ALMANAC Is now boasting
that the gang was fright smart" -
fool the president about Hagermon
The arrival of some hair "a dozen sp"-
cial agents would Indicate that they
were a triile too smart
'IT WILL be my ondcavor To main
the policies of President ltoosc-
Governor Curry.
This is cheering, in Wow Of the ia't
that one of the presidents pet policies
to be the tcrrcting out OF inc
land grafters.
IT HAS BEEN announced by the
IHlfAlH IhhNAAA Wv lfNA Af''H I. &
Phoenix Republican that the SAT-
River valley horned toad has beat the
record. 1t Us an To Alhuqucrdu'
horned toad fanclcrs To show the
phoenicians.
"MY APPOINTEES 60 office when
,acaucics occur viii be republicans.
will make exception only ma case 1i
territorial boards which { shall en-
as far ass possible 90 keep hoa-
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. curry.
Horrnrs-Nou don't suppose tina tu-
dudes the Bureau of immigration!
"NO REPUBLICANS can afford to ho
without the santa Fc Now Mexican
IA fact nn citizen of the Territory
mould fail "a read this ably edited
whether lac agrees with the
of The editor or not. II is q
great daily aside from its political
Valley News.
This must have cost him at least $50
thousand Ems.