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PILES! PILES! PIEs!l

pr. Williams Indian Pile oinlma1 cure blind, bleeding, ulcerated and
 Piles. Ii adso4bs the tumors alal itching at once, acts as pou'tice, g stead relief. Dr. Williams lncls1 Ointn en is prepared for Piles auc of the private parts. Sold y M and Brooks, by mail for Soc and "
 WILLIAMS M'F'c Go, props ClssA
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GOOD JUDGEMENT

is the essential characterislie z ard women. Invaluable to g0oe' ness men and necessary to hoa yes. A woman shows good ment when she buyYWhltss \ Vermifuge for her @baOy l worm medicine ever offered 'o' CTS. Many indeed are the g mothers who write expressing, gratitude fer the good heal'n 7 children, which they owe to nS' White $ Cream Vermiiuge-
 Sold by Brooks Pharmacy
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LOST AND FOUND.

Lost, between 9::30 p. rns ys'| and noon to-day, a bilious attael nausea and sick headache. 1H was occasioned by finding ata gists a box of pr. Kings Ns1 Pills. the guaranteed cure fOr
 ness, malaria and jaundice. M
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Few of the Many Features You VII See With tfe Great
 Van hnhurg Sh0MS..

Marion Sheridan and oup performing liens Positively he largest The thousand dollar horse ROSEDALE contradiction ALONZO the largest giant gorilla exhibited all America of which there is record e
 height weighs 50 pounds tremendous is strength agility powerful his ha all stand
 ehong Aonzo opportunity seldom offered to baby camel born the city of his bh HOUSTON Have the ch the three baby lions and their loving Pa and Ma
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has to have took of its travels print ed once every year and copy given to every one of the crew consisting of from three to eight hundred men.
 CLAUDE P. BARNER,
 U. s. 5. Franklin
 Norfolk, Virginia.
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Spleadid IIttk Fam For Rent, Near Holly Grove.

For rent. 50 acres of good tillable land on public road within three miles of Holly Grove. Ark. The place is well fenced. has three dwelling houses and plenty of wood and good water on same.
 Apply to K. MARsTon. Clarendon, Ark.
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AT HALF COST; A complete set of Worlds Histories. 60 volumes bound in red cloth, cost. S3O will be sold for SIS. Apply to Mrs. J. A. F care of ARGUS.
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See the Spectacular Street Parade! Starts from Al|
 Grounds at 10 o'clock, 4. N.
Williams carb0Iie SaIvs with n
 Witch Hazel.

The best Salve in the world E .'uises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum| caapped hands and all skin eupda is guaranteed to give satisfaction, aI refunded. Price 25c. Sold ty Cs & Brooks, druggists.
 WILLIAM s M'F'o. Co. Props Clswi
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HOLLY GROVE NEWS.

w. Kenfro auenoeu ousiiiosS a' Clarendon Monday.
 R. Abramson attended business in our capital city last Monday.
 Mrs. Ethel Johnson is visiting in Memphis at this time.
 Master Willie Branch is keep from school with whooping cough.
 Miss Venda Abramson is visiting in Memphis.
 D. B. Renfro. ST.. had business with court at Clarendon last Monday.
 Arch Patterson made business trip to Clarendon last Saturday.
 Dr. R. L. Saxon is attending a a course of lectures at Nashville, Tenn
 J. o. Sweat. of Jackson. attended business matters at H. C. last Satur- day.
 Messrs Will Capps and W. C. Gamen. of Jackson. traded in H. C.. last Saturday.
 Atty J. B. Moore. of Clarendon was legally engaged in the Justice court at H. C. last Friday.
 Prof. w. A. Owens spent last Sat urday and part of Sunday a. Turner with his sister
 Henry Patterson. from Texarkana. is the guest of his mother and her family Mir. Henry will be at H. C.. 10 or l2 days.
 / Clyde Woodfin, of Clarendon. spent / part of Of last Sunday with friends at H. C. Madam Rumor says that Mir. Clyde is an earnest attachs of Cupid's court
 Mir. and Mrs. z. T. Featherston. of Chattanooga. Tenn. came in last Saturday evening. Mr. Featherston lei, Sunday evening but Mrs. F will remain with home folks for while.
 The old house on the lot south of Mir. Abramson' store is being moved 10 near the Dan Dial Gin. in the west part of Ii C., just outside of the cor porate limits of the town.
 Mrs. Ada Morris. who has been sick here at Mir. H. C. Lair's for five weeks. sufficiently regained her health to permit her to return to her home in Alderman. Miss. last week. A. K Roberts the organizer for the Woodmen of the World. who has been from home the most of the time during April Af H, Is Is st home for few days with his family at this time.
 Oi course H. c. must have good hotel. A good house should be erect ed for that purpose. II house suit able for the business was here there would soon be someone to open up pood hotel. Let men of money sup ply the need.
 We are much pleased with the let iers from Fayetteville by our esteem cd friend. W. L. Ferguson. Wish he could find time and inclination 10 write for us very often. Why not. Bro. Fergusona Would be glad to hear you are successing this year with your strawberry crop.
 The Rev L. T. Johnson. of the Presbyterian church. preached as night only during the whole Of last week at the Presbyterian church and the following Sunday The result oi these services was several new mem bers and the election Of one Elder and one Deacon.
 1 heard that farmer out East of Clarendon said in Clarendon few daysago that the cut worms had cat en up his garden truck and were eat ing up the garden palings That is pretty good cut worm tale. But we do think that We have an army oi cut worms about H. C. from the way they are destroying ye2atation of all kinds. | see potatoes fully a foot high whi oh are completely striped of the beans. This Is propitious weather foI Gu worms cloudy and cool just such weather has prevailed with us for the past IS or 20 days.
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A00 PERFORMERS AND PEOPLE

Representing the pick and flower feature performers from m horses and ponies 25 funny famous clowns. 70 musicians
 Herds elephants came dens of liens tigers wolves yenas M bus sacred cattle etc All features realnoyees never b
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
PROFESSOR HAD LAST LAUGH.
Final Erasure Neatly Turned Joke on
Students.

President Hadley, OF Yale, was talk
ing about his student days. Il remem-
Der stately and venerable professor,
he said, upon whom some sophomores
once tried to play trick.
1.-The professor, one morning, being
unable TO attend to his class on &C
count of a cold, wrote on the black
board:
"'Dr. Dash, through indisposition, Is
unable to attend to his classes to-day
'"rhe students erased one letter IN
this notice. making it read:
"Dr. Dash, through indisrosition' is
unable to attend to his lasses to-day.
But it happened few minutes later
that the professor returned for box
he had forgotten. Amid roar OF
laughter he detected the change in his
notice and, approaching the black
board calmly erased one letter in his
turn.
Now the notice read:
DIR. Dash, through indisposition, Il
unable to attend to his asses to-day.
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His Practical Idea.

A benevolent old man who lived on
his farm in Iowa never refused shell
ter to any who might ask it OF him.
His many friends demonstrated with
him about this characteristic, know
ing that many INSCRIPTIONS hoboes
would avail themselves of the oppor-
tunity, and that there was great dan
ger of the old man being robbed. TO
these remonstrances the old man re
piled that he believed in practical
Christianity"
But" said one Of his friends, this
seems very impractical Suppose one
of these men took it into his head to
rob you one night?"
my dear young friend" was the re,
ply, 81 bid all enter in the name OF
God, but l prove my belief in practi'
cal Christianity by locking up their
pants during the night"
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dom in the last few years, had for
gotten how matter-of-surface her al
fectation and snobbery were, and
how little they interferred with her
being a good mother and good wife,
up to the limits of her brain capacity
I'm sure, Mr.. Blackjack she said
plaintively, II only wished to say
what was pleasant and nice about
your fiancee. | know she's lovely
girl. I've often admired her at the
opera. She goes great deal in Mrs.
Langdon's box. and Mrs. Langdon and
| are together on the board of man
ayers of the Magdalene Home, and
also on the board of the Hospital Tor
Unfortunate Gentlefolk." And so on,
and on.
walked up and down among those
wrapped-up, ghostly chairs and tables
and cabinets and statues many times
! before Joe arrived with the minister
and he was Methodist, McCabe by
name. You should have seen Mrs
Balls look as he advanced his portly
form and round face with its shaver
| upper Up ihpo INC d""'hb
She tried to be cordial, but sh'
couldn't-her mind was on Anita
and the horror that would fill he
when she discovered that she was 4
be married by a preacher OF sec
unknown to fashionable circles.
"All ask of you." said | to hin
lis that you cut II as short as pos
sible. Miss Ellersly is tired an
nervous" This while we were shah
ing hands after Joes introduction.
/ Alva and she we're coming down IN
! stairway. was amazed at sight {
her. Her evening dress had give
: place to a pretty blue street suit wit
I short skrt-white showing at he
D wrists, at her neck and throug
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in the hall 60 in, Allie. It's o. k"
heard the door slam, knew we should
soon have some sort of pllnister with
US
allie" entered the drawing-room.
had not seen her in six years. re-
membered her unpleasantly as
great. bony. fiorid child, unable to
stand still or to sit still. or to keep
her tongue still. full of aimless ques-
tons and giggles and silly remarks
that she and her mother thought tun-
ny. | saw her now, grown into hand-
some young woman, with enough
beauty points for an honorable men
ton. if not for a prize-straight and
strong and rounded, with brow and
a keen look out of the eyes which II
seemed a pity should be wasted on
woman.
From what Mr.. Ball said,
Ball was gushing affectedly to Anita
Il got an idea that-well, really,
didn't know what to think"
Anita looked as If she were about to
suffocate. Allie came to the rescue
Not very complimentary to Mr.
Blackjack. mother" said she good
humoredly Then to Anita. with
simple friendliness there was no re
sisting: Wouldn't you like to come
up to my room for a few minutes?
"Oh, thank you!" responded Anita
after a quick, but thorough inspection
of Alva's face, to make sure she wa
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cram them with ODDS and ends about
art and politics and the latest lit
erature, heavy and light On Tues
days ands Fridays she had an "indi-
gent gentlewoman," whatever that
NAV be. come To her to teach her
how TO converse and otherwise con-
duct herself according to the stand
ards of polite society" Joe used
TO give limitations of those conversa-
ton lessons that raised roars OF
laughter round the poker table, the
louder because SO many OF the other
men had wives with the same am
billions and the same methods or at
tending them.
Mrs. Ball came back to the sub
ject of Anita.
Il am glad you are going to settle
with such charming girl. she
comes of such charming family.
have never happened to meet any oil
them. We are in the West Side set
YOU know, while they move In the
East Side set, and New York is SC
large that one almost never meets
any one outside ones own set" This
smooth snobbishness, said in the al
fected society" tone, was as out OF
place in her as rouge and hair-dy6
in a wholesome, honest old grand
mother.
| began to pace the fiooor. Car
| il be-" | fretted aloud. that Joe''
racing round looking for an Epis
copalian preacher. when there wa'
a Methodist at hand?'
Pm sure he wouldn't bring any
thing but a Church of Engian'
priest" Mrs. Ball assured me loftily
"Why, Miss Ellersly wouldn't thinI
she was married. If she hadn't
priest of her own church.
My temper got the bit in its teeth
| stopped before her, and fixed he
with an eye that must have ha
some fire in it. I'm not marryin
a fool. Mrs. Ball" said l. "fo
mustn't Judge her by her bringing
up-by her family. Children have
way of bringing themselves up, l
spite of damn fool parents
She weakened so promptly that
was ashamed of myself. My onl
apology for getting out OF patienc
with her is that | had seen her Se
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like her voice. I had not counted on
this; | had been assuming that Anita
would not be out of my sight until we
were married. 1t was on the tip OF
my tongue TO interfere when she
looked at me--for permission to go!
Don't keep her too long, SAID
to Alva, and they were gone.
How far of is the nearest church,"
cut in.
"Only two blocks-that is. the Meth
odist church." she replied. But l
know Mr.. Ball will bring an Episco-
palian."
why. thought you were a de-
voted Presbyterian" said !, recalling
how in their Brooklyn days she used
to insist on Joe's going twice every
Sunday to sleep through long ser
mons.
She looked uncomfortable. II was
reared Presbyterian" she explained
confusedly. but you know how 1t Il
in New York. And when we cans
to live here, we got out of the habi
!, of church-going And all Alva's III
tie friends were. Episcopalians. Sc
drifted toward that church. | tin'
the service so satisfying -so--elegan'
And-one sees there the people on
! sees socially"
} How IL your culture claesy' | IT
I uuired, deliberately malicious, In m
5 Impotence and nervousness. And q
Won still take conversation lessons?
. She was furiously annoyed "ol
those old Jokes of Joe's," she salt
4 affecting disdalnful amusement.
n In fact, they were anything b'
Jokes. On Mondays and Thursday
, Sue used to attend class for wome
q who. like herself, wished to be u
. to-date on culture and all that SO
q OF thing They hired teacher
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
laws in Senate Chamber.

Simon Guggenheim will be the sixth
Jew to sit as a member in the United
States Senate. The first Jew chosen TO
that honor was David Yules, who rep
resented Florida from March, 1870, to
March, 1853 He was born in the West
Indies and his name was David Levy
by which he was known when he was
elected as a member of the house OF
representatives in 1S41. The second
Jew in the senate was judah r Ben
jamin, who served from 1852 to 1851
He also was born in the West Indies
He represented Louisiana Benjamin
F. Jonas was born in Kentucky and
represented Louisiana In the senate
Joseph Simon was a senator IRON
Oregon from 1898 to 1908. lsidor Ray
ner was chosen as senator from
Maryland in 1904.
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
POTENT LIQUOR is SAKE.
Lafcadlo Hearn's Testimony az to
Strength of Japanese Wine,

There is no liquor in the world upon
which a man becomes so quickly in
toxicated as Japanese sake (rice
wine), and yet none OF which the Ell
fects last so short a time. Inc IN
toxication is pleasant as the erect OF
opium or hasheesh. 1t is soft, pleas
ant, luminous exhilaration, everything
becoming brighter, happier, lighter;
then you get very sleepy
At Japanese dinners it is the rule TO
become slightly exhilarated, but not to
drink enough TO talk thickly or walk
crooked. The ability to drink at BAN
quets requires practice-long practice.
There are banquets OF many kinds,
and the man who is invited to one at
which extensive drinking may be ex'
pected is careful to start in upon an
empty or almost empty stomach. BY
not eating one can drink good deal
The cups are very small and OF many
curious shapes. One may be expected
to empty So A quart of sake is a gooc
deal; two quarts require iron nerves
to stand. But among the JAPANESE
there are wonderful drinkers. At
military officers banquet a captain
offered me d tumbler holding goot
pint OF sake. l almost tainted at TIT
sight OF 1t, for it was only the FIRST
But friend said to me: only drinl
little and pass 1t back" which l die
Stronger heads emptied cup after Gu
like water.-Letters &C Lafcadio
Hearn.
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Thinks Little Of Chinese Army.

DIR. Morrison, the well-known CORE
spondent of the London Times at Pc
king, went to see the recent maneu-
vers of the modernized Chinese army
in the neighborhood of Chang-te-fu.
He describes them as repetition OF
the performance of 1864 set piece
carefully prepared long beforehand by
a number of Japanese advisers. The
inefficiency of the officers is still con-
spicuous and the field training of the
men inadequate, but the material Is
good. Dr. Morrison hints that with
out Japanese officers to direct affairs
the contending armies would have
been little better than a rabble.
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
NERVOUS HEADACHES
Or. Williams Pink Pills VIII Cure
Most Cases and Should interest
Every Sufferer.


Nobody who has not endured the
suffering caused by nervous head
ache can realize the awful agony OK
its victims. Worst of all, the ordin-
ary treatment cannot be relied upon
10 cure nor even to give relief. Some
doctors will say that IL a person Is
subject to these headaches there II
nothing that can be done 10 prevent
their recurrence.
Nervous headaches, as well as neu-
ralgia, are caused by lack OF nutrition
the nerves are starved. me only
way to feed the nerves Is through inc
blood and it is in this way that Df.
Williams Pink Pills have accom-
plished SO many remarkable cures.
Mrs. Addie Merrill. OF 80 Union
Street. Auburn, Me-, says: For
years I suffered from nervous mead
aches. which would come on me every
FIVE or six weeks and continue for
several days. The pain was so severe
that | would be obliged to go TO bed
for three or four days each time. IL
was particularly intense over my right
! eve. | tried medicines but got no re-
! lief | had no appetite and when
the headache passed away felt as II
I had been sick for a month. My
blood was thin and | was pale, weak
and reduced in weight.
az read about DR.. Williams Pink
Pills in a paper and decided to try
them. | first noticed that they be-
gan to give me an appetite and
commenced to gain in weight and
| color NV headaches stopped and
have not returned and | have never
felt so we'll as l do now"
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are SOLO
by all druggists or sent, postpaid, on
receipt of price. so cents per box, sl1
boxes $3.50, by the DR.. Williams Medl
cine Company, Schenectady. N.
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
MAY BE COFFEE
That Causes all the Trouble.

When the house is afire, it's like a
body when disease begins to show, it's
no time to talk but time to act-delay
is dangerous-remove the cause OF the
trouble at once.
For a number of years." says
Kansas lady, 81 felt sure that Gomez
was hurting me, and yet, was SO fond
of II. I could not give it up. / paltered
with my appetite and of course yield
ed to the temptation to drink more.
AT last 1 got so bad that made up my
mind I must either quit the use of COT
, fee or die.
Everything l ate distressed me, and
I suffered severely almost all the time
with palpitation of the heart. l ire
ouently woke up in the night with the
feeling that / was almost gone,-my
heart seemed so smothered and weak
in its action that feared 1t would stop
beating. My breath grew short and
the least exertion set me to painting.
slept but little and suffered from rheu-
matism.
1.-TWO years ago I stopped using the
old kind of coffee and began to use
Postum Food Coffee, and from the
very first / began to improve. IL
worked a mfraclel Now can eat any
thing and digest II without trouble. l
sleep like a baby, and my heart beats
full. strong and easily. My breathing
has become steady and normal, and
my rheumatism has left me. 1 feel
like another person. and 1t is all due
TO quitting coffee and using Postum
Food Coffee, for haven't used any
medicine and none would have done
l-any good as long as I kept druggins
with coffee" Name gwen by Postum
Co, Battle Greek, Mich. There's
Reason" Read the little book. THE
Road to wellville." in pkgs. AL
grocers.
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08

There is more Catarrh in this section OF the country
than ali other diseases put together ana until the ns.
few wears was supposed 20 be iIcurable For great
MANY wears doctors pronounced t local disease ana
prescribed local remedies and by constantly 1allng
to cure with local At pronounced IL incurabe
science has proven % be constitutional ds-
ease and therefore re- uires constitutional
UaII's Catarrh Cur manufactured by +. j. Cheney
& Co.. Toledo Ohio, Ia the only Constitutional cure on
the market. 1t is taken internally In doses from ~
drops 10 teasponnful IL directly ON the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system They oner one
humid dollars for any case II fails 70 cure eeno
for circulars and testimonials. -.
Address: F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, 15c
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08

lar. Soon after / began taking Doans
Kidney Pills 1 passed several gravel
stones. got we'll and the trouble has
not returned. My back Is good ana
strong and my general health better
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. N. \.
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
Tannic Acid for the Skin.

One OF the most annoying results OF
eye strain is the baggy condition I'M
der the eyes. which is very dlsfiguring.
To restore the condition of the skin
tannic acid is generally efectual,
using 20 grains to an ounce of glyce'
rine 1t is applied to the puffiness with
a soft camel's hair brush night and
morning.
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08

and how 10 cure
them. Mrs. w. G..
Davis, OF Groesbeck.
Texas. says: Back
aches hurt me so |
could hardly stand.
Spells OF dizziness
and sick headaches
were frequent and
the action of the
kidneys was irregu-
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08

Garfield Tea, an unusually practical
household remedy; take II tor constipation
to keep the liver normal, to purify the
blood. to dispel colds, to cure rheumatism'
TO keep we'll!
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
Ito be continued.J
Not used 70 EN-.

Those Nwritch people don't know
how to treat interiors"
well, you couldn't expect them to.
You see. they haven't had any inferi-
ors very 10 g.'-Cleveland Leader
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A cheerful lie is often better than
the solemn truth.
PILES CURED IN To IA DAYS.

PsZO OINTMENT Is guaranteed 70 cure any eAss
OF Itching Blind. Bleeding or froIuoihk EHos ~
3 10 IA days or money refunoea. w.
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08
Ai-Iho WOMEN.
Keep the Kidneys Well and the Kid
neys VIII Keep You Well.

Sick, suffering. lauguid women are
learning the true cause OF bad backs
The Yale expositor., 1907-02-08

Men never fully appreciate the
blessings OF poverty until after they
break into the millionaire class.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-05-03
!: Bits O. News

Lucille, the Is months old daugh-
ter of Mr.. and Mrs. Cleveland
Sherman, died of cerebro spinal
meningitis at the home of Mrs. T.
NJ. Lothrop. 1872 Fourth av., yes
terday afternoon. Funeral serv-
ices were held from the same place
at 10 o'clock this morning. Rev. j.
w. Allen officiated.
The police were notified late yes
terday that someone stole lace cur
tains from one of the Grimmer
Transfer wagons while it stood in
front of the ohices on Wall st.
near Front. There are no clews.
Detectives Briley and Herndon
were hurried to the home of Jerome
Drumheller at 2506 Pacific av. last
night to investigate a report Of
burglars. They found no one. The
housemaid heard someone try the
windows and back door.
Spokane council No. 80, United
Commercial Travellers, will give an
entertainment and smoker to mem
bers from all over Oregon, Wash
ington, Idaho and British Columbia
tonight in Masonic temple.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-05-03
Intention GOOD But
Method POOR

BY taking no better precaution to
protect himself than advertising in
the SpokesmanRevicw, Adolph Zit-
litZ found himself arraigned as a
horsethief in Judge Hinkle's court
yesterday. Some time ago he hired
a horse at Hillyard for use In NOV
ing to Peone prairie. The animal
escaped that night from his corral.
Zitlitz inserted notice of the
horses disappearance in the Re
view and the result he reaped
therefrom was being arrested pres
emily when he failed to return the
animal His insertion failed to In
form anyone that the horse had
strayed, until ZitlitZ produced a
copy of the paper in court and call
ed specific attention to the notice.
In charity for his error the court
dismissed the case. From all &C
counts the horse is still missing.