Bonners Ferry herald. [volume] (Bonners Ferry, Idaho) 1904-current, 1907-10-05
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tante's voice Is perfectly heavenly lie
Quite unearthly.-The Bystander.
He with a kigh)-I have only one
friend en- earth-my dog. She-Why
aon't you get another dog2-Chieago
Daily News.
Citiman-Yes, she's married to real
estate agent, and a good, honest fellow,
too. subbubs-Good gracious! Big |
amy, eh?-Philadelphia Press.
johnny. doesn't your conscience tell
you that you are doing wrcng?" Yes
neither. but father said l wasn't to be-
lieve everything l rd."-Punch.
Patienoe-Did you ever hear the
Duette sisters sing in concert? Patrice
No; one always seems to be & little
ahead Of the other.-Yonkers States
man.
mo, don't care for English opera"
"Why not?" because it bothers me to
listen TO what the singers are saying
whea l want to talk Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Nell-She always said she wanted a
husband who was easily pleased. Bess
Did she get such a one? Nell-Why,
yes didn't he marry her?-Lippincott'
Magazine.
81 should think" she said, that golf
ing would make you awfully tired
. No, stand it first rate. You see,
never keep my score at all."-Chicago
Record Herald
Church. see that Argentine has a
54mile horse railway. 1t is the long
est in the world. G0tham-Gee Think
7 OF holding on to a strap for "a miles =
Yonkers Statesman.
Il must get you another chair for the
q kitchen, Katie; l see you have only
4 one" Sure, you needn't mind, ma'am.
= | have none but glntlemaR callers. -
f Yonkers Statesman.
g I'm going to put q fender on the
D front of my ruRabout." 80 you won't
= run over some one?" Nope. So II
e won't hurt the radiator when l do
/ Cleveland Plain Dealer.
J.. Wigwag-That's a fine dog Of yours
:. Saphedde Saphedde- indeed, h'
. is. That dog knows as much as do
:. wigwag-I1l give you a quarter 70
y him.-Philadelphia Record.
D, Excuse me, sir, but this is the sixtl
time that you have gone away withou
lg paying" "Oh my dear young lady
s. when man sees you he forgets every
thing else -Fliegende Blaetter.
- Lady Customer wish to tell 20
- how these shoes Of mine are to b
made. Shoemaker-Oh, l know tina
h we'll enough-large inside, and sma
J.. e.-Meggendorfer Blaetter.
ID ooh! Willie. what's this queer lool
M In thing with about a million legsi
That's a millennium. It's somethii
like centennial, only it has mol
legs. "-"Natural History" in Life.
Ia Nell-Yes, she said her husband ma
he ried her for her beauty. What do yo
'ol think of that? Belle-Well, l thin
We her husband must feel like a widow'
d now.-Cathollc Standard and Times.
be Bllnks-The first principle of a
IN. archism is to divide with your fello
Id man, Is it not? Winks-No. The fir
principle is to make your fellow m;
II, divide with you.-Chicago Daily New
e Hotel Proprietor-Has not the mi
liz in No. 10 received his bill YETI He'
Waiter-Ce Certainly! Fifteen minut
nj, ago. Strange! hear him still sin
III ing in his room" -Meggendorfer Bla'
lev ter.
Tired Tatters-I saw de new mo
over me left shoulder las night
ih' wonder wot OATS a sign Nv? Wea
III Walker-Its a sign dat de mex pla
youse ask fer work yousell git it
Chicago Daily News.
ere Mr.. Phoxy-Did you send the Bore
my a card for eur Eat heme" NJ
re Phoxy-Yes; how could get out Of
cen Mr.. Phoxy-Ill tell Borem that Jer
'rts is coming. Borem owes him money
Terre Haute Tribune.
>. "Ahl pretty lady" said the fortu
teller you wish to be told about yC
future husband?" Not much" repl
Mrs. Galley. "I've come to learn VIII
my present husband is when he's
arg sent "-Philadelphia Press.
4 Husband explaining his late hol
- coming My dear, l couldn't help
& just missed the last car and had
wait forty minutes. Wife-NOw dc
blame it on the street car compa
4 z They've troubles enough without you
e Detroit Free Press.
Hawkins-Oh, well, Bjenks isn't S
bad fellow. after all. Dawkin
y. What makes you say that2 Hawkin
I'd ( Well, he wouldn't lend me the $40
,r l asked him for, but he didn't take
vantage Of the opportunity to give
4 good advice.-Somervill Journal.
The Dust.
10 They were celebrating their engi
IS ment by dining at swell cafe.