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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
His -Threat is i Cord uctor.


Some time ago man ait Ypsilanti.
Mich became crazed on the subject
Of hsT pnotism and was sent on a Mich
1igan Central train I'd an asylum. When
the conductor asked for tickets the
crasy man, began telling Of his hyp-
motto powers Ss as8
~ 4 hypnotic YOU. he said.
NJ ire away" replied the conductor.
The man made several passes before
the nductorss face II:
Now you are hypnotized, he said.
The conductor looked the part as
best he could.
You're a conductor, = the hypnotist
said.
That's right replied his victim.
- cure a good conductor, Z went on
the hypnotist 55s.3,
Right again, said the conductor.
"a You don II smoke, drink or swear at
passengers. You are honest. You turn
In all tickets and money you collect
from passenger In fact, YOU do not
steal a cent. !, sSsS
.That's right, Z assented the con
ductor III
The hypnotist eyed him moment.
then said: ~
What an awful fix you'd be In If !
left Won IN this condition! - Kansas
City Star, y 45s 3j, 8.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

.:ssA Mrs L. H. Cooley, purchasing agent
of the Twin Cities is stepping at the
Grand Pacific and has with her an
exclusive line Of ladies' wearing APP
Tparel. While here she will take or
ders for all lines Of goods. during
Thursday and until Friday noon. The
ladies are cordially invited to call
Room So. w III
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
1 Loves Pretty WAY.

Il. loves FFerty way, -7T7 80
+ Billson- w hose pocketbook is that
you are advertising for? 5s
II Unison MY own, Of course. I. d
Get out! Containing roll of bank
notes and large number OF checks.
Finder can keep money If he will re
turn papers, Get out! You don't see
a roll Of bank notes or check once d
year. h.
takes the paper / advertised In. and
he'll see that advertisement . &
Humph! Where did you get the
money to pay for that big ad.?
Bertha lent 1t to me, bless the dar.
Hngy london Answers. se 45 .s:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
a L.acid lntorval.

Doctor Has your husband had any
lucid intervals since 4 was here last2
Well, this morning he kept shouting
that you were an old fool, and he tried
to break the medicine bottles. I Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

"A man should allow none but good
impulses to stir his heart. and he
should keep It free from any evil that
may beat ii down and harden It, Ras.
III ID. Hammond.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
EearfuIIy Foxy.

Il work q foxy scheme on my boy.
He'd rather wash the dishes than
wash his hands, so let him wash the
dishes"
"a whats the foxy part?" #
Why, he gets his hands CLEAN
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
A Hard One

Tommy Say. mamma? Mamma
Well, what is It, Tommy? Tommy
How does a deaf and dumb boy say
his prayers when he happens to have
q sore finger? Kansas City indie
pendent. 5S5 sa1
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
He Explained.

The stranded automobiles was work,
ing over his car. Up came a sarcastic
follower of the pillow.
How many horsepower. Is she?" he
mirthfuily inquired. |".s !.
Sixty" replied the automobilist.
Then by heck, why don't she go9''
Because, my friend. thirty are pull
ing each way" Cleveland Plain Deal.
or.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
Conr1erciai CUB.

CLUB or BIsMARc (
Regular meeting of club membership 4 i
first Tuesday in each month"; regular NEE
ing of hoard Of directors the first Friday b.
each month. ar Comm ercial club rooms, Pet
! terson building. Main street. A. w. LurG
president: r. L. Conklin. secretary. $ss
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
The Main Thina.

She has the face Of seraphp' de
ciared the enthusiastic friend. IS
That's all right" said the practical
manager, but has she the backing Of
an angel ~ Baltimore American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
Maccabees.

K. %. T. M.--MEETS EVERY FIRST AMT
third Thursday Of each month at 8 o'closl
p. m. at J. 90. r. hall Visiting member
cordially welcomed D. c. Ramp. Cor
msnder; Erick Erickson, Record Keeper.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
Il. a.. r.

COURT BISMARCK, NO. ss7. MEET
every fourth Thursday in each month u
Oddfeilows' hall. John Yegap, G.. r.; WssE
Moore. r. S.: 1. w. Healy. r. S.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
M. -

NJ. B. A. meets the third Tuesday each maEs
at Bakers Hall w 3. COUCH sf
A. f. MARQUETT, 81 Pres
> Secretary s&,5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
I he Markets
LIVE crock.

9Hdx.,5, ~s,gt
G ~ oet. 9-siattleft eceipts
ess,ill alsu lSopo 'i market STEADY to
sssoiis slsels 300 Pa cows sSfS-So sto
rIoes Racs; III :, {, J, ii I !, !,
g ON, 1, =. - j / g, J. 90 Z, ,rh
a. choice .baa % & ,nn,n ] e a. Is -
ss 40. light butchers u { q IS 81 &
I ,1+ ,,,;xed se - g %. - Is ~, Z .
se,s5 6 A. mac packing e 4 = s i ss ~ ~
!; q e = &c 40. III. : Il. s 81 q
Il. a. aa,,s Is aoe;,,+s, 81. ~ ha,,+
% M, I, arr i staa AZ. .,,aar, % "a
to "a; 81. laphs 8, - - % g. 90 ),
i u Al IN - &c 7
II b., ~. 3 ca44,, (, =, 8. !.
2on. mark Of Of e.dy q ~ ] !, 90 IN
IN some kinds onotat,ons. a i . I s.
efI .ss .s'., & d 81
III Hogs Racaints o ono. Z, ! i, - X
higher. range 81 e, r. Sc "a I hp,l l -
sales s5.95 To se II, 5 .s n.
sheen Receints 1 oof,, y ] II ii
s,ow s,nd ,no,, aaa !, ,5s.' 65-15' !. 8,
= a i,7s,. ., 4; .$.s .5.sEs
\
GRAINS arr
ilicaso, oct. . - wheat " eat m close o's's
De 7','s. si : 7i May sl ~ &s5
S ''|. 6o7sc; TO to9sc; May May
~ g. g
oatsDec. 54%e; May 56& to
Sc q 5 .as. II
y taSa po'is, oet. wheat II
Des s. 3. y way ei.lo1s 70 Sl.lo7 7s J
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
RahekaI,s.

NICHOLSON LODGE NO. 40. MEETS Tm
5 FIRST and third Saturdays in each month
H 0ddfellows hall. Mrs. Caroline Fisher. b
G.; Mrs. Nellie Evarts. Secretary. E&
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
o. Ii Is.

BISMARCK CHAPTER, NO. Ill. MEETS
Il first aid third Fridays in each month IL
Masonic bail. Elizabeth Orr. w. M; NaftS
8 Shelton. Secretarx 5ss 5s8g II slsSa a3s
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
KnIohts Of tsyfhIas.

ST. ELMO LODGE NO. d. MEETS EVER
4 II Wednesday evening at K. p. hall, new Wets
A block. VIM. O'Hara, c. c.; M. G. Hag1E
K. of 4. and S. ISL
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
IA, {. ~. w.

BISMARCK LODGE NO 1870. MEETS Thu
first and third Tuesdays at @. o. F. hes
II at o'clock John Mclaughlin. AZ. w.
Bradley c. Marks, Recorder
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
q. d. 7.

CAPITAL CITY LODGE NO. q MEETS
Il every Thursday evening at Odd Fellows hall.
/ j. B. Pollock, n. g.; Charles e. Hanson, Sec
rotary. III
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

Advertisements under this head will be IN
serted for ONE CENT Al WORD each inser
ton No publication tor less than 1sc Cash
must accompany out OF town orders.
or numbers MUST be answered through core.
srondence. 81
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
SECRET SOCIETIES.
MasoonIc.

BISMARCK LODGE, NO. s, "A. +. d a. Il
Meets first and third Mondays in each montx
st Masonic hail. w. Al. Dillon, w. ~; q
III Duliam, Secretary.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

WANTED married couple one or
two furnished rooms for light
housekeeping. Address D 10, Trib-
une.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
WANTED.

WANTED-Two or three partly fur
nished rooms for family of two.
Address Tribune, L To-.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

TANCRfao COMAdANDERY,a NO. i, X. 4 &
Meets third Thursday in each month at Ma
sanic hall. 6. WI. Wolhert e. c.; M. }
Me Kenzie. Recorder.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

! Now and then several Insertions cs
Tribune ad may be necessary.
Haven't you often called at a mans
office without finding him in?
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

good cook at the Ar
cade restaurant at Cole Harbor, N.
& D. Will pay big wages to right
party. Must come at once. II
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
J usefuI Exnlanation

ne climate is cold in ST. Peters
burg, is 1t not Y,
Yes, answered the traveller, Il I'D
fortunately SO. The circumstances en-
ables an official to argue that he ii
shiyering because he is chilly instead
OF because he is nervous.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
.chippp,elr.

"WiIl you saw some wood for your
ssiinnerY s5ls. III
# Nom. ] don't eat wood. Il" Houston
Post. ,ss5
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

he who knows most forgives most
italian ProVerb. i
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
Thrifty coaehmen and chaffeurs

" In New York city there Is a notable
Increase in the industry of private
scoachmen and chauheurs carrying
passengers for hire while they are
waiting In attendance on their en-
ployers. Every day they may be seen
carrying paying passengers short dis
tances when they know that master or
mistress will be an hour or more in
a shop or restaurant.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
k,ELP WAMTEnFEMALE.

WANTED AT the Star restaurant, q
girl.
WANTED Dining room girl Ho-5
mans Cafe. y, 8i n
WANTED Good girl for second
work; small family: good wages.
Inquire Mrs steedman, Fort Lin
coin. s s5s55
WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Apply at 405 Third street.
WANTED-A girl for general house
work. Mrs. Berndt, 6O4 Thayer
street. .55s IL
WANTED - Girl for Homework.
School girl satisfactory. Small
family. Myrtle Brown. u
MANTEDGirl to assist with house
work while attending school. House
across the street from high school;
small family. Mrs. Geo. Weather
head, S31 Fifth street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10
MONEY.

New York, Oct. 9 Money on call
firm; 5 to 6 per cent; ruling rate 5A
per cent; closing bids offered at 3
per cent. Time loans firm so days 6
per. cent; 90 days 61a to I per cent;
6 months 6 per cent. .s.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

WANTED-25 9. men for Bozeman,
Montana Aracklayers, s2.75 per
day. Ship Thursday. Free trans
portation. Bismarck Employment
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

WANTED-Men wanted to travel in
your locality for good commission.
This is a money proposition and is
no fake, Address, Earl Leroy, Advt
g Co. 72S Mimi. Avs. Joplin, Mo- +
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Apply at 4o5 Third street.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

MANUFACTURERS for grading
work on irrigation canal, near Glen
dive, Montana; long job and good
Z wages. Address Newman & Hoy
st. Paul, Mimi, or Tokna, Montana
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-10-10

~ Mountain time between Dickinso on and Man
dan-one hour slower than Bismarck time. s.
Tor Central Bismarck time from here down
Mountain time from here down-one hour
slower than Bismarck time 81 49, ~.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-13
READY" IS FLASHED
FINAL WORD RECEIVED FROM
 EACH BATTLESHIP.
Preparations For Departure of Big Fleet Have Been Completed And Monday VIII Witness The
 Actual Start.

Old Point Comfort, Va, Dec, l2- Final word of Ready was flashed from every vessel in the battleship fleet today. In its last analysis. this signal meant that sixteen most power ful armor- clads of the American navy were ready to start next Monday morn ing on their projected cruise to the western seas It meant that hulls are sweet and clean, that giant compound engines are restless to be at their task that officers and men are trained to the hour: that bunkers are over1iowing with coal, that larders are choked with ships provisions and that magazine doors are closed upon the greatest stores of ammunition ever placed on board American vessels of war.
 If the ships were destined for inn mediate conflict, little more could be done to make them ready for the fray.
 Now that all is ready. officers and men alike are anxious to get away There is an entire absence of enthusi- asm. but a manifest atmosphere of serious devotion to duty surrounding the departure of the fleet. The orders and the published itinerary offers lit- tie prospect of entertainment or amusement en route. When the fleet was first ordered to prepare for the Pacific voyage, the navigators Of each ship were supplied with especially pre- pared charts leading down che South Atlantic coast through the treacherous waters of Magellan and along the Pacific coast to San Francisco. Several weeks ago these charts were supple mented by others showing the way 10 Manila. Then more recently have come lately revised charts capable of guiding the fleet all the way to Gibraltar. The furnishing of these
 rfrrAw rie tn the fleet is destined eventually to cir cle the globe.
 The ordnance officers have prob ably accomplished the most difficult duties in preparing for the cruise. They have had to see to the storage of more than 100000 pounds of ann intuition in the carefully protected magazines and to the installation of the new and secret fire control system. Armor piercing projectiles filled with explosive D, said to be the most power fui and effective of all the secret formulas in the possession of the navy's experts have been placed aboard inc ships and the vast supplies of smokeless powder charges have been slowed away under the double pro lection of silken bags and copper Hned cyclindrical tanks.
 One of the greatest problems which confronted the ordnance experts had to do with the storage of the beavy charges of gun cotton taken along to load the score of harbor mines which each battleship carries. The solution has been found in the distribution of the deadly explosive in small portions throughout the officers quarters Lit tIe wooden boxes. eighteen inches long and six inches in depth and breadth, contaIning several bottles of gun cot ion. have been placed about fi~e feet anart in the ward room and stxerage dining rooms and even the "Eficers state rooms have been invaded
 The effort has been to keep the delicate explosive as far as possible from the magazines and from the shock of the big guns.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-13
COMMITTEE REPORT
CULBERsON AND CLAY REs0LU-
 TIONs COMBINED. IN ONE ACT.
The Resolutions Call for Complete in- form ation from Secretary Cortei- you on the situation of the
 the Country,s Eslnances.

Washington, Dec. 12-Sonator Aid rich today reported to the Senate. the following resolutions from the Commit tee on Finance as to the result of committee meeting held to remedy the Culberson and Clay financial resolu- tion into one set:
 ..Resolved, that the Secretary of the Treasury be. and he is hereby directed to transmit to the Senate. the followI ing information: . First statement giving names and location, classified by States. or all United States Repositories and the amount of public money on deposit daily in each, from october l. 1907 to December 3, 1907. with the amount and character Of securities therefor; and an explanation or changes made in either amount or location or said deposits.
 "Second. A statement showing in detail the condition of the national banks on August 22, 1907, and Decem- her 3, 19O7 and the amount Of national bank notes outstanding from time to time during such periods.
 Third. An abstract of the proposals received by the Secretary of the Treas ury for the purchase of Panama bonds and three per centum certificates or iudemnities according to circulard, the amount of such bonds and certificates issued, to whom awarded and the req sons for their issues.
 "Fourth. A detailed statement of any information he may have ns to the amount of Clearing House certificates issued by the Clearing House Associa- tjons of the principal cities from No- yember 90, to December 8, 1907. the character of such certificates and the purposes for which they were used.
 "Fifth. Any information in his pos session as to the movement of currency between the different sections of the country during the period from October | 1907 to December B. 1907. compared with previous years. and especially of shipments by the treasury from New York and Washington to points South and West
 sixth. A statement showing the amount of gold imports and exports from october 1, 1907, to December g. 1907"
 Senator Aidrich. in presenting the resolution. announced that 1t received the unanimous vote of the committee. Senator Ciliberson, the author of one of the financial resolutions which were in- corporated in the committee resolution was before the committee for the pur- nose of giving his ideas. In the Senate after the resolution was reported. sen ator Culberson addressed a query to Senator Aldrich in regard to the date fin the para graph relating to Clearing House certificates, which resulted in an amendment changing the date No vember 25, f907 to october 25. 1907 The resolution thus modified was ndopted.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-13
REMAINS OF MRS. TAFT
 LAB TENDERIY TO REST

Cincinnati O.. Dec. 12.--In the fam fly lot in Spring Grove Cemetery. the remains of Mrs. Louisa Taft, widow of Judge Alphonso Taft, former United States Attorney General, were placed today after simple burial services con ducted by Rev. pr. George A. Thayer at the home of her step-son. Charles F. Taft.
 Her sons. Henry W. and Horace D.. who accompanied the body from Mill bury. Mass. were in attendance, but 1t had been deemed unadvisable to delay the last rites until the return o1 her third son. Secretary of War William H. Taft from his trip around the world.
 The United States Circuit Court of Appeals, of which Secretary Taft had formerly been a member, adjourned for the day to permit it's members 10 st- trict Judge A. C. Thompson and va rious court officials were also present.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-13
All Denver EIated.

Denver, Dec. 12.-C. M. Day, Presi- dant of the Denver Convention League, held an impromptu reception in his of- flee when the news of the selection of Denver as the Convention city became public.
 Tt will be the greatest thing that ever happened for thes West" he said. People thought we were crazy when we went after the national conventions but this news shows we knew our bus mess. The city auditorium will be completed and ready for use by the end of April and the delegates to the convention and all visitors will have royal time"
 MT. Day said that today the Denver exchange. the manufacturers associa- ton and the traffic club, Mayor Speer, former United States Senator Thomas M. Patterson, former Governor Charles Thomas and other prominent citizens telegraphed today direct to Chairman Taggart that they would stand back of the $10o,o00 guarantee.
 The auditorium where the conven- tion will hold its sessions is modelled after the St. Paul auditorium, but con tains many up-to-date Improvements that make 1t the most comfortable and complete convention hall in the coun- try. It's exterior Is imposing and the arrangements of it's interior are as perfect as money can make 1t. When completed and fully furnished it will represent total cost of $600.OO0. The building Is being erected by the city, special bond Issue having been author ,zed by the people for that purpose.
 The auditorium will seat 14.000 and 1t is claimed that at least 11,00o more can be accommodated fin case of neces- sify.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-13
CONTRACT LET
 M BIG DAMS Fol Improving Black
 Warrior River. TO WORK WHITE LABOR A Pittsburg Corporation Was the Successful Bidder. The Action of the War Department in Awarding This Contract Will
 Be of Far-Reachins
 Importance.
WORK WHITE LABOR

Washington. Dec. 12.-Of far-reach- ing importance to industrial workers in the South and in the Pennsylvania iron and mine fields was the action of the War Department today in award ing contract for the construction of two large dams in the Black Warrior River. Alabama, to the Pittsburg cor poration, known as the Dravo Con- tracing Company at their bid of $70o,- 900.
 This corporation already has done much river and harbor work for the government, but 1t Is now with the Knowledge of the War Department, about to engage in an experiment of great interest and importance to the South In undertaking to carry out this last large project by the use of white labor exclusively.
 The basis for the decision is the fact that the contractors believe they can at the present time. easily secure the necessary amount of high grade white labor in Pennsylvania and adjacent manufacturing States as a result of the existing industrial depression. The object of the dams is to open to slack water navigation the Black Warrior River, giving access to the great coal fields that are expected to supply the large quantity of fuel required for the shipping that will frequent the Pana- ma Canal. -1
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-13
JOHNSON AND BURTON.
They Accidentally Meet at White
 House Hut Shake Hands.

They Accidentally Meet at White
 House Hut Shake Hands.
 Washington. Dec. 12.--Mayor Tom Johnson of Cleveland was received by President Roosevelt today and stated. upon leaving the White House, that the President had been very gracious to him.
 Tt was the first time I have seen Mir. Roosevelt since he became Presi- dent. knew him as Civil Service Commissioner" said Mir. John He gave me decidedly more time today than I had expected. We were dis cussing municipal government. and enjoyed receiving his views exceed ingly.'
 What have you to say as to the Presidents third term announcement of yesterday"
 AS I said last night. I think the President did the proper thing in mak- ing the announcement"
 Mayor Johnson. as he stepped out Of the Presidents Cabinet room. came face to face with Representative Bur ton, who was recently hts political opponent In Cleveland. The two greeted each other with handshake. and MT. Burton passed at once Into the conference room.
 "Yes, shook hands over the bloody chasm with Mr. Burton" laughingly remarked Mir. Johnson. "It was the first time I have seen him since the Cleveland election"