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The Washington herald., 1907-06-08
PUPILS CONCERT EXCELLENT
Central High Scholars Give Annual
Spring Recital,
Chorus Is Uniformly Good and the
Work of the sOIoists Also I'm
usually Pleasing.

Their young hearts filed with sweet
melodies and their bright intellects i'm ac-
cord with the inspiration Of the tone
poets. go girls and boys, pupils Of the
Central High School. entertained their
parents, friends. teachers. and the public
az large with a song programme Of un-
usual excellence at the annual spring con-
cert held in the auditorium OF the school
last night
The young ladies, in summery white
dresses and carrying flowers. occupied
seats on the platform and in front of it.
while the boys. in sober dark attire.
seated themselves in the rear. Through
Out the whole programme the chorus was
in thorough accord with H. P. Hoover.
the leader. whose every indication was
executed with a nicety The first number
on the programme. Wagner's Pilgrims
Chorus. at once made the audience ac-
quainted with the excellent training tho
chorus had experienced at the hands of
its leader it being rendered with sol
emnity and impressiveness The Day Is
Dying 10y RoeckeI, an attractive piece.
rich in tone color, was greatly appre-
ciatcd
a most agreeable surprise was Miss T.
A. Larimore's soprano solo. in Thomas
Wind in the Trees" Miss Iarimore
young as she is. possesses a voice fun Of
sweetness and fexibHity, her notes being
as pure and true in the higher range as
they are in The lower She responded
with an encore OF the other numbers
special mention should be made Of that
great and beautiful work Of Beethoven.
The Heavens Yes0lnd.' which was sung
by the young mirs;rels as though inspired
with the genius OF the maestro himself
Schumann's diEc1it Gypsy Life" seemed
beyond the complete mastery OF the
chorus, the various parts not being in
perfect unison at certain passages. II. 2
Hoover found iearty applause with his
solo rendition in Gade's Evening HYMN
Of the Crusaders" The programme was
concluded with Beethoven's "Larehetto."
and the chorus did full Justice to this
masterpiece
Other numbers on the programme were.
The Two Grenadiers" by Schumann.
Like as a Father by Cherubini; Gross
ing the Bar, by Huss; Love Song. bv
Caufmsnn. and Kroeger's ..YouD,-
Thoughts. 4 chorus by the bows Of m
school, THE Req Scarf" bv Bo-ho,,,
found much favor and they responded
with Santa Lucia part of which was
whstled by them
Those in charge Of the concert and who
assisted were II. p. Hoover, director of
the chorus; Miss s. T. Mason and Miss
r. Athey. accompanies, Mai PatcheU
Lieut. Cox Sergt Heitmuller, Sergt
webb. and Corporal Scott of the Cadet
Corps, ushers
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CRACK GUNNERS ON PACIFIC
Admiral Swinburn's Squadron Takes
All Trophies Open to It.
Best Target Averages Exceed T0-At-
lantic Fleet Wins Only Battle
ship Trophy-The scores.

The Navy Department yesterday an
nounced the result Of the annual target
practice for 1907 The record is remark
able for the showing made by the Pacific
Squadron, commanded by Rear Admiral
Swinburu, which last year had the small
est final merit, but this year exceeds an
other squadrons, winning al Of the tro-
phles that II could win. The battle-shlp
trophy alone went 10 the Atlantic fleet.
there being no battle ships in the Pacific
Squadron.
The record shows that all the vessels
of the Pacific Squadron are star ships.
these being ships that attain az least =
per cent Of the Gnal merit Of the trophy
winners of their respective classes. The
only exception IS the destroyer Paul
Jones. Last year there were only three
star ships, while this year there are ten.
Last year the average fnql merit OF eli
ships was 81 per cent OF the highes; final
merit, and this year it is Il per cent
showing a notable increase in the eff
cheney Of the shooting.
The following Is the record of vessels
competing for the battle-ship trophy.
Illinois trophy winner 1872; Kearsarge star shin.
''lA' KENTUCKY star ship 70S2; Alabama. CA 357
MARYLAND GTs. Indiana, 62l53 Colorado 6LG23.
Missouri, 1854 Pennsylvania 54607, West Virginia
alle; Iowa. 5l.5s5; Maine R7g7; Ohio. 37.l20.
Vessels competing for cruiser trophy:
Boston. trophy winner 7a9l-: Raleigh. star shin
'a32; Chicago. star ship 70 S3: Charleston star
ship 1504l; Yorktown, star ship 7217. CHatta-
n'oea. 66.935; Tacoma 5537: Dos M1inss. 5tG2.
Concord, 1851, Galveston. 5s o55; Cincinnati NSlI.
In the competition for the gunboat
trophy. the score ran from 1896 by the
Princeton. the winner, down to 1854 by
the Rainbow. I'm the torpedo trophy
contest. guns and t0rpedoes both count
ed. the score ran from 7SS22 made by the
Preb'o. the trophy winner, down % Il .56S
made by the Stringham.
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YOUNG PASSENGER LOST.
Boy Placed I'm Conductors Care Dis
appears from Traip

Mystery surrounds the disappearance Of
William Uppenheimer. a lad thirteen
years old, who was bound through this
city 10 Philadelphia on the Pennsylvania
Railroad. William was put on the train
by his parents at Rocky Mount. y. C..
Thursday evening, and placed under the
care Of the conductor. When Richmond
was reached, and a new conductor took
the train. the lad was turned over TO him
with the request that he see that the boy
changed cars in this city safely.
Upon arrival here, however the little
fellow left the car without the knowledge
Of the conductor, and completely disap-
peared The local police were notified but
despite diligent search he has not boen
located.
Capt. Boardman. chief Of detectives. No
titled the boys parents but gave assur
ance that he would soon be located.
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9TH and l sts., Washington, D. C.
BROWNSVILLE CASE NEAR END.
senate Committee WIFE Conclude It's
Hearings Next Week

The Senate Committee on Military AZ
fairs. which has been investigating the
shooting up OF Brownsville. Tex. last
August, decided yesterday 10 conclude its
inquiry by the last Of next week Hear
lugs were begun before the adjournment
6f Congress IN the spring.
Mrs. Emma Leahy. a hotel proprietress.
and q. r. Luckerheimer. were examined
yesterday. The former said she saw sew
eral negro soldiers cleaning guns at the
back Of the barracks al $50 r. NJ. a few
hours after the rioting. Some officer was
standing near by. Luckerheimer. a rail
road conductor. told Of transporting the
negro troops 20 Brownsville. and Of being
-1ld 10y some Of them that the regiment
contained several touEhs, for whose dirty
work the regiment had 20 stand
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BOYS ON FRENCH LEAVE.
Two Run Away from Working
Home, but Return Later.

George Lynch, eleven years old. and
Charles Langley. thirteen. inmates Of
the Working BOYS Home Third and C.
streets northwest, took "A short vacation
on French leave YESTERDAY afternoon. and
consequently caused Miss Stewart. the
superintendent much worry. The boys
are attending the Gales School and are
supposed 20 report each afternoon NJ the
home after school closes They failed 10
do this Yesterday afternoon, and Miss
Stewart Immediately made inquiry. She
learned that they had not PLAYED
hockey" but We're in attendance on the
entire session.
Being assured Of this fact. and not
knowing what had become Of them. she
notified the police. and lookout was
sent to all precincts. The two lads eluded
the vigilance Of the lynX-eyed guardians
of the law, however, and returned to the
home about 10 o'clock last night. tired
and hungry. After a profuse application
of mothers own remedy. they were dis
patched 20 bed suppeIless.
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Plans for Mississippi Trip.

The arrangements for President Roose-
velt's trip down the Mississippi River next
fall have been completed. although the
journey will not be made for four months
The President Will leave Keokuk, Iowa.
October 2. in n steamer Of the Mississippi
River Commission. and will visit only
two or three places before reaching Mem
phis. where he viii be present at the meet
ing Of the Inland Waterways Commission.
The steamer will stop at Cairo, H.. en-
route
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Veterans Body stim Unclaimed.

The body Of Arthur Ludewitzhe. the Con
federate veteran found dead in bed AZ The
Carolina Hotel. 472 Pennsylvania avenue.
Thursday, IS still at the morgue. An as
Pect Of mystery surrounds the case. as the
address in New Orleans, 9 st. Peters
street. where Mr.. LUdewitzhe was SUP
posed TO have lived. is fictitious. No word
has as yet been received from any Of his
relatives in the South. 1t is believed that
he has relatives in Baltimore, and the
police are endeavoring to locate them
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incessant campaign to secure funds for
the erection OF the temple. and a great
part u the money has been raised The
Masonic fair. recently held at Conven-
tion Hall, was the latest Of the several
enterprises through which large amounts
were secured for this purpose.
The representatives % the association
are as follows
Grand Lodge. James A. sample; Federal Lodgs.
No. l. II. r. Donaldson. Columbia Lodge No. .
Frank b. Curtis: Lebanon Lodge 40. l. Henry
orth, TIE NeW jerusalem Lodge Ne @ William g..
Henderson, Hnam Lodge NJ. TO- James Il. Lambe: f:
st. johns Lodge. Ne. II. Alex. Mckenzie. National
Lodge. No. z x. e. Lewis Washington Centennial
Lodge. Ne. H. Walter b. Peitus. BENJAMIN Il.
French Lodge. No. i5 John Il. Garrison. Dawson
Lodge. No l6. Samuel r. Bond. Harmony Lodge.
No. H., Aryinc W. Johnston Acacia Lodge. No. IS.
H. ". 7. Hunt; La Fayette Lodge. No. l9, Thoma5
4. Morgan Hope Lodge. No p J. Frank TEaz1aTc
fentalpha Lodge. No. 3 William A. kmmel
Osiris Ledge No. e. Joseph Hczcg: King David
Lodge. No. @ Daniel G.. Davis. Grand chapter,
Matthew Trimhe Columbia Chapter. No. !. Allison
Nailor. iT. Washington Chapter. Ne. 2 r. g. pe
N0ll. Mount Vernon Chapter No 3 John II. 0i-
cott. Eureka Chapter No. g. Franc r. Shciy: Ia
F7yettc th1peI No. 3 George ". Evans Mount
H1rep ChaUt,r N0 T. Joseph W. Zimmerman.
Hiram Chapter No. r. Ira W Hopkins. Grand
Jommaudery. T. g. Davis; Washington Commander.
40. I, BENJAMIN : Graves: Columbia C0mmandery
Ne. 2 J. II. Small ir.: DE Nloay Mounted Com
mandeT. NJ. 4 a. ". Kellgv; Orient Commandery
No. s. William II. Wunder. Milras Lodec of Per
fection. II X simpson, Evangelist Chapter Rose
Cf0ix. Harrison pingmsn. Robert de Bruce Council
B. J. smith and Almas Temple. Harry Standiiord
Banquet in the Evening.
The Grand Lodge will entertain tho
members Of the Temple Association and
visiting Masons at a banquet this even
ing at the Raleigh J. Henry Small. jr..
will DE POSTMASTER. The following visit
ing Mas0ns will be guests: George ".
kendrick, jr.. grand master Of Pennsyl-
vania; Albert X Stephenson. grand
master Of Delaware. Sylvanus ]. Quinn.
grand master of Virginia. Andrew J. Hal
lock, grand master of Connecticut. John
W. Nrooman. past grand master Of New
YORK.; Senator Francis +. Warren. repre-
sentinG grand master OF Wyoming. John
N. Stiff. worshpful master Of FrederickS-
burg Lodge, No. I. OF Virginia: Thomas
b. Cochran, worshipful master Of Wash
ngton Ledge, Ne. ., Of Alexandria. Va.
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CAPT. CR0FTON DEAD.
End q. officer Comes iu philippines
of Cerebral HemOrrhage.

The War Department was advised yes
terdsy Of the death of Cant William "
Crof-rn. First Infantry. which occurred
june IN the Philippines from cerebral
hemorrhage
Capt Crof,on was born In Virginia
January -o. lN-o He was a graduate OF
the Infantry and Cavalry School at Fort
LeaF erwortH in the class Of 1897.
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DIED..

BRAzERuL-0n WEDNESDAY. June g. ls'- a. 50
D. n. MARY. widow n Joseph Bl7z----
Funeral from her late residence. l=-I Eighth
street no-'hvc='- On Saturday. June s. a. $50
p. m Requiem mass az tha Church IF rhs I'm
ma-liatc Conception a. O'Clock Relatives
and friends invited. Iu,ermeut trr.rs.c. az
Mount o'iyUt Cmttcrg
CHAMBEBLAIN-At-e- Iruz. painful illness On
ThuI-dsy Jrrr 1917. a. IS O'clock. LAURA
T.. widow n Alfred H. Chamberlain
Frurll fr7m .he residence of heg daughter Cath
g,1e +. Voters. 1888 2i street northwest. Sa--
u-G1v. june s. a. o. M.
DOWNEY-0n THURSDAY. June g. 1917. at5s p IT,.
MARY JANE DoVNEY widow gf Thomas
Funeral from Gorsr,cl NJ r. Church. corner Four
ani-s-hah and streets southwest. Monday
june 70. 1917. az 81 g. M Relatives and friends
invited. philadelphia T1p-s please copy.
KAiSER-0n T5ur~dav June 6. 1907. m thr resi-
3erce e hey sen. Edvad g. Kaiser g Vaaelrs
Va. CHRISTINE, widow % John Kaiser. ir--
meily of Georgetown. -. e..
Remains viii De brought on today Saturday
June
MEEHAN-Ou Friday June T. 1901. 90 a. m.
MARGARET the beloved wife Of Patrick Nee
hsn. AZ her residence. 80 Seventh street south
west.
N0ti7e Of funeral hereafter
NUEPHY-On "wednesday. Jun, 5. Ier. at I-s0
p. ~, ~ her residence 2l5 a. strrrt northwest.
hpNpRA widow of T. w. Murphy
Funeral from her late residence T5 g street rrr-r-
vest. saturday juno s. a- Sd @. m Mass az
a. m az s.. AlUysius Church .phlie,ula
and New YORK pagers please cory}
PHILIPPI-On FRIDAY. june Z. 1907. az 1IHa. NJ.
MARTILDE PHILIPpI beloved sister r Jose
phlne Brod. in the siXtv-sererth year NJ her axe.
Funeral from the residence Of her niece Mrs r.
H. Gourdie. So I street northwest Date Of
funeral later
R0LLlNS-On WEDNESDAY. June 5. i97-. at3r IA.
ALFRED ROLLINS. Che beloved husband Z
Frances Rollins n Bowen road u. c. departed
This life after a long ard usiaful Illness
Funeral from Aliens s. p. Church SUNDAY June
2. at 2 y. m. Friend and relatives invited t1 A.
terd. lntemeut in Woodlavu Cemetery.
SCOTT On THURSDAY. June G. 1857. a, OF, residence.
Myrtle street northeast 40 us d. m JOHN
B. SJpTT husband n Sae Duiauv Scott
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
VAN TASSEL- Entered into rest on FRIDAY Iua,
Z. 1917. e. $40 a. m., CORA. beloved daughter o.
Hannah Van Tassel
Funeral MONDAY Iune lo az D. m. from ---t-
dence M PENNSYLVANIA avenue northwest Friends
invited. lnt0ment lrira.e.
wIEBHING-on FRIDAY June :. 1917. O.. o. m.
Ms. ANNIE WEBBING. a. thc residence ~
hct daughter Mrs. Minnie No.te 1888 4 s,--et
n0fthVcs.
Funeral Sunday. June O. at D. m. from her
daughters residence.
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Largest Morning Circulctior

All advertising contracts made by
The Washington Herald are base5
upon its sworn circulation-a circula.
ton in Washington larger By thou
sands than was ever before attained
by any morning newspaper at the Cap
ital. Its books are open.
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Booker Washington Invites Taft.

Upon invitation of Booker T. Washing
ton, Secretary Taft left yesterday for
Philadelphia to attend a meeting Of the
trustees Of the fund Of S1C00.0O0 donated
by a wealthy Philadelphia woman 10 aid
in the rudimentary education Of the
Southern negroes. The Secretary returned
to Washington last night. and leaves to-
day for visit Of inspection Of the West
ern army posts, extending as far as Fort
Meade S. Oak Mai Gen. Bell. Chief cf
staff, and Capt Wright, Of the General
STAFF. will meet Secretary Taft at Rock
Island, H., and accompany him on the
remainder Of the trip.
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MARRIED.

BAKER R-GREENOUGH- noon. cu Wednesday.
June 8 1907. az Philadelphia. Pa MARY
GRAHAM GREENoTGH NJ Sun1u- Pa. 90
BROOKE NARBURY BAKER, Of Washington.
ID. C.
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READY TO LAY STONE
MaSOnS Hold Ceremonies at
New Temple To-day.
ADDRESS BY THE PRESIDENT

Members Of the Order TO March to
the Site of BuiIding-Historic GaveI
and TrOweI to BE Used-Choir VIII
BE Assisted by the Marine Band.
Grand Lodge Officers TO Participate.
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Plans Laid in 1897.

] ne WIJlatury SEP looking 20 Tie buiId-
ing Of a new Masonic Temple was taken
in Columbia Commandery, No. . X T.
Of this Jurisdiction in February. 1887.
when a special conclave was held and a
resolution unanimously adopted appoint
ing a committee TO consider the question
and invite the cooperation Of other Ma
sonic bodies The cooperation was
effected, and in April. 1S9S, President Nc
Kinley approved an act Of Congress in
cooperating the Masonic Temple Associa-
ton
Since then the association, which in
cludes a repre- esentation Of all the Masonic
bodies in the District. has carried on an
The Washington herald., 1907-06-08

MEEHAN-Ou Friday. juno T. i9T 90 S a. m
MARGARET. the beloved wife Of Patrick Nee
han AZ her residence. 20 Seventh street south
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Gotham Beanerfes.

In New York. little investigation
proved that the same condition and
its deadly aftermath were to be met
with to an even greater degree than
In Chicago.
One OF the veterans OF the quick
lunch army that daily besieges the
bun foundries and bakeries of Park
Row, was interviewed on this sub
ject- He voiced the sentiment of all
the 'frenzied feeders I'm Gotham. and
the tenor OF his remarks indicated
that New Workers knew that they
were guick-lunch fiends. but gloried
in their shame.
The scene in New York quick-1unch
at first glance reminded one of VIII
liam Rrady's mob scenes. but getting
beyond the sbirmish line one could
see that it was a cross between
football match and a game of ping
pong-with the coaching lines full OF
aproned Ganymedes hoarsely yelping
Chicago and Boston Express Grams
lated pork and beans jn a hurryV0
Adam and Eve on a raft!" and kim
dred metaphors.
The Gotham quick-luncher removed
some custard pie from behind his ears.
and with a deftness that discounted,
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It came into possession Of the gem. he
is silent.
Like the miners OF the West, the pearl
hunters believe in letting each man
talk about his own business Too much
talking about somebody else's affairs
might get them into trouble. A phase
OF the pearl industry which might throw
light on the matter Is the "grub-stake''
methods carried on. after the custom
Of mining camps. For a few dollars
pearl fisherman can live and carry
on his prospecting" many weeks. Many
of them arc thus grubs,s ID. some with
the understanding Cias tHey will d.
vide their finds with the one who fits
them, others by dealers in pearls who
expect nothing more than the return of
the money and an opportunity TO have
the nrst chance 10 buy whatever Dearls
the fisherman finds
II either event IL is better fer the
'grubstaked" fisherman to play and lose
with his partner than II is for miners
70 do the same thing under similar cir
cumstances. A mine can be followed III.
but a pearl Is small thing and a valu-
able one, or dozen of them may be
held OUT by the fisherman after he
has been staked and sold without the
knowledge Of his partner. Mr.. Whites
estimate OF tnc possibilities OF this great
pearl is conservative when one gIances
back at the history OF famous gems.
The "OTlo1 diamond once served a
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Bindoo idol as an eye A French ad
Nehturer stole IL and sold il for SO 600
70 an English sea captain. The Eng
lishnan sold II to a merchant Tor SEQ -
100. or approximately S2C00G0 and the
after sold ii 10 Prince orion of Rms
STA. TO SECURE his restoration to imperial
favor, and 4: finally found its way into
the Russian crown
The Regent diamond has even a
more remarkable history Stolen by a.
slave who wounded himself and bound
the diamond in the wound the slave
sought 10 buy passage with It to a free
iand from a ship captain. The captain
Threw MIN overheard and sold the dia-
mOnd for 5000 Il was resold for si20.-
0O 10 Sir Thomas Pitt. and by him to
the Duke of Orleans for $4,000. 1t was
at one time pledged by Napoleon to the
Dutch government for a loan of 81 500 600
While this is fresh water pearl, Mr..
White. who is an authority on the sub
1ect, says IL is the largest round pearl
~ the world-which includes both ORR
entail and fresh water pearls
The next largest fresh water pearl
known was found a number of wears
ago in the water Of Caney Ford creek
IN Tennessee. 1t weighed ninety-three
grains, or fifteen grains less than the
Light Of Morn. But the difference
in the Quality OF the two is at once
shown by the price received for the
'-Caney" pearl. as IL is known. It said
in London. after a number OF transfers.
for Onlv S3.30O-Iess than the Light of
Morn brought on the banks Of the
Black river in Arkansas
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TX J ETCHING los grains and al
NM most larger than any per:
fectIy formed pearl ever
known. gem recently
found by an Arkansas fisherman. in an
Arkansas creek. has passed into the
possession OF Clarence A. White OF St
Louis.
Mr. White purchased it from ~ Bull
Iard' OF Newport, Ark, who makes
affidavit that he paid $500 for it, This
pearl. which has been named Light of
Morn is a great drop Of pink and
v hite. perfectly round in its upper pOr-
ton, nattened ever so slightly at the
-ase. is twice AS large as any other
Of equal perfection. 1t has a history
as romantic ss mat of the most IA
nous diamonds in the world
discovered by an Arkansas fisher
man who had not a dollar in the world
when ne made his great find. it has
already been sold three. IL not four.
times. and each time it's selling price
has advanced by thousands.
Figured at a base" Of ST. this gem is
worth just S4I,556. The peculiarities Of
the Arkansas pearl fisherman promises
10 leave the eSac; history Of this won
der Of gems clothed Us mystery. Mr.
Billiard is willing 10 talk about his own
connection with the pearl. and TO fell
what Ia originally cost him. But as TO
now the man from whom he purchased
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MYSELF AND NE

II II the best pai that I ever had.
ike 10 De with me;
Ike 70 sit anc tell myself
Things confdentiaIly.
I often SIT and ask me
n I shouldn't or / should,
And I find that my advice % ma
is always pretty good
I never got acquainted with
Myself Till here Of late.
And I find myself a bully chum.
treat ne simply great
I talk with me and walk with me
And show me right and wrong.
] never knew how well myself
And me could get along.
! never try 10 cheat me.
Tn IS truthful as can be;
No matter what may come or so,
I'm on the square with me
It's great 10 know yourself and have
A pal that's all your own.
To be such company for yourself
You're never left alone
I've made a study OF myself.
Compared with me the lot,
And I've finally concluded
I'm the best friend that I've got
Just get together wtsh yourself
And trust yourself with you.
And you'll be surprised how well your
SELF
Wm like you II you DO.
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JOHN BURROUGHS REMARKABLE CAT

mis- new book. Mr.. Burroughs gave a
dry laugh and said:
. Let me tell you about a cat This
story Is quite as authentic as the other
one. and Il should do for your book
nicely. A Springfield couple had
cat that age had rendered helpless,
and they put it out OF its misery by
means of chlOrOfOrm They buried ft
IN the garden and planted a rosebush
over its remains. The next morning
a familiar scratching took them 10
the 'front.' door. and there was the cat,
under its arm -
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and I don't look ike a chap thar
wanted 10 do the Dutch yet Besides.
II isn't right 10 interfere with a fell
lows re- sreatiOnst I'm a man IN mod
crate circumstances. and I can't 90 IN
for auto races. steeplechasins, and
them sports. But 1 got 4 right 70 eat
strenuous II I want to-
why. 1 don't have 20 chew my food
any morei What takes the place or
mastication, you say? Collision. me
boy. Ever see a railroad wreck-when
the cars come crashing together and
get smashed into spliuters2 That's the
idea The quick-luncher eats 50 fast
that the various brands Of food col
Iide with each other and are smashed
into bits without the use OF his
n1olars
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ing. To this dictum. the family
physician asseuted. and declared the
dead girl to be only one among thou
sands This opinion was backed up
by no less i person than the CHIEF
city physician. who said.
Il believe that the largest proper
ton of the suicides in big citiesa-nd
/ speak personally for Chicaso-are
superinduced by this rapid guping
down Of food Even indirectly, it is a
stimulus to the drink habit, for 1t Is
well known fact that poorly nourish-
&c stomachs cause d craving for alco-
hoIfcs"