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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30

also convincing proof that the kidneys
and bladder are out of order.
What To Do.
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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30

A company has been organized to
build a 500-mile railroad from Den
yer through Colorado, across the
Texas panhandle and to Snyder,
Oklahoma.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30
FrOsts Hurt Fruit.

Reports come from the mountain
districts about Weston to the effect
that the late frosts injured the fruit
considerable. The exact amount Oh
damage is not yet known.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30

Hermiston, April 30.-Everything is
moving along fine on the buildings
going up at Hermiston, and at the big
dam now under construction a few
miles from the city. One of the big
things that is pleasing the people OF
this place is the construction of the
three Catholic buildings which will
soon be under way here, at cost Of
about $4,000.
Rev. Blodgett of Echo, preached at
the Chapel car Sunday morning to a
good congregation.
Several big land sales have been
made of late, and a number of pros
pective buyers are now in the field.
The Woman's club of Echo was in
Hermiston last Friday and was en-
tertained at the home of Mrs. A. c.
Crawford.
Great quantities of freight continue
to come into Hermiston. keeping all
those employed about the depot hard
at work. 1t is hoped that night man
will soon be secured at the station.
A number of Hermiston people are
contemplating taking in the horss
show at Pendleton Saturday.
Only a few days more until the
business men of Portland will pas!
through.
Adams Man Locates.
Mr.. Englar has arrived here from
Adams with his family to locate. Ht
has selected a piece of land and viii
build in Hermiston in a short time.
Contract on Canal.
The Newport Land & Construction
company has taken the contract fol
three miles of the main canal in ad
dition,to their contract on the laterals
which is now about completed.
For Baseball Team.
A baseball team is being organized
in Hermiston. The first game vii
likely be played with Echo in the nea
future.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30
RESULTS FROM CLEANUP DAY
Considerable Damage by Frost T.
Mountain Fruits.

Weston, April 30.-Friday and Sat
urday we're clean up days in Wes-
ton, and the difference in the looks
of the streets is very noticeable. The
days were cool and cloudy, but this
did not interfere with the work, and
much good was done.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30

a asedinentor set
tlingindicatesan an
unhealthy con-
dition of the kid
neys; if it stains
your linen it is
evidence of kid
ney trouble ; too
frequent desire
to pass it or pain
in the back is
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30

All the news all the time in the
East Oregonian.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30
Special
Correspon-
| dence
BRIEF RECORD OF
COUNTY EVENTS
NOTES OF UMAT|LLA
THE FROST HAS KILLED
THE STRAWBERRY CROP.

Recovering at Hospital From Rheu-
matism-Resident Arrivals From
ColoradO-Occupying Boat Houses
and Tents-Large Quantity OF Coal
Arriving Daily-visiting Here En-
Route From Portland to Pendie-
ton TO Reside-Exciting Runaway.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30
Thousands Have Kidney ',
Trouble and Never Suspect II.

Fill bottle or common glass with youl
water and let it stand twenty-four hours
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-04-30
Adams MINI Locates.

Mr.. Englar has arrived here from
Adams with his family to locate. Ht
has selected a piece of land and vii
build in Hermiston in short time.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-02
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BY F. P. DUNNE


book on wild animiles iv tn West firm a Brooklyn car window. It took on'y 1t moment fir him to inf1ict mortal wound on Seton-Thompson's kodak An Tiddy Rosenfelt stood alone in tn primeval forest. Suddenly there was a sound in tn bushes. He loaded his pen, an thin give gasp iv relief, f'r down tn glade come his thrusted ally John Burroughs, leadin' captive tn pair iv wild white mice that had so long preyed on tn counthry.'
 "An, there ye ar-re, Hinnissy. In me heart I'm glad these neefaryous plots iv William J. Long an others have been defeated. Tn man that tells ye'r{ blessed childher that tn way a wild goat kills an owl Is be pretindin' to be, a nalarm clock, is an undesirable citi- zen. He ought to be put in an .aquary- um. But take it day in an day out an Willum J. Long won't give amy infor- nation to ye'er son Packy that'll de- ceive him much. Tn number iv carry boo, deers, hippypotamuses, allygators, an muskoxes that come down tn Ar rchy Road in tn coorse iv a year wud dent make annywan buy bow an ar- row. It don't make near as much diff. renee to us how they live as it does to thim how we live. They're goin' an we're comin', an they ought to inves- tygate an find out tn reason why. I suppose they don't have to go to school to larn how to bite something that they dislike so much they want 10 eat it. If had to bring up flock iv wild childher in Ar-rchey Road, I wudden't much care what they larned about tn thrue habits iv tn elk or tn chambok, but I'd teach thim what cud iv tn habits, the lairs, an tn bite iv tn polisman on tn beat"
 Well" said MT. Hennessy, "Tiddy Rosenfess is right A fellow that writes books fir childher ought to write tn truth"
 "Th' little preciouses wudden't read, thim." said MT. Dooley. "Annyhow, tn truth is tough boss in lithrachoor. He don't pay even boord wages, an if ye go to wurruk fir him ye want to have job on tn side"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-02
Mr. D00leY's Philosophy
Mr. Do OIey on the Call Of the Wild


right to point iv jaw, an with wan last grimace iv defiance tn great bulk iv tn monsther fell tin thousand feet into tn roarin' torrent an took tn count. Husky heerd tn soft love-note iv his mate. She was eatin' tn whale He hastily descinded. And so peace come to tn jungle
 That sounds all right to me. like to see tn best man or tn best animile win. An l want to see him win good. 1t wuddent help me story to tell about Husky goin' home with wan ear gone an his eye blaeked, an tellin' his wife that he'd just about managed to put wan over that stopped. another wolf That's what usually happens up this way, an it ain't very good readin' When l want to tell a story that'll in- threst me frinds l give it to thim good. Whin l described me fav'rite hayro, Dock Haggerty, l tell about him throw in wan man out iv tn windows an usin' another as a club to bate tn remainin' twelve into submission. But if 1 had to swear to it an wasn't on good terms with tn Judge, I wudden't say that 1 iver see Dock Haggerty lick more thin wan man-at a time. At a time, mind ye. He might take care iv procession iv Jeffreys. But he'd be in throuble with couple iv mimbers iv th' Ethical Culture Society that came to him at tn same moment. If iver more thin wan comes at wanst,' says tn Dock. I'm licked he says.
 But that ain't what I tell late at night, an it ain't what I want to read. Ye bet it ain't. If I wint over to a book store an blew in me good thirty
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-02

CTS, l wud use a much shorter an uglier wurrud thin liar, if 1 cud think iv wan, which 1 cannot Ye take, fir example, What's-his name. Has this man iver been outside iv an aviary? doubt it. Here he has a guinea pig ldllin' a moose be bitin' it in tn ear. Now it is nortoryous to amy love iy tn wilds, amy man with fondness fir thees monarchs iv tn forests, that no moose can be kilt be a wound in tn ear. have shot a thousand in tn ear with no bad effects beyond pos sibly maxim thim hard iv hearin'.'
 "'Here is a book befure me be wan iv these alleged nature writers. This is man whose name is a household wurrud in Connecticut. His books are used in tn schools. An what does this man, who got his knowledge iv wild beasts apparently firm mistreatin' hens f'r tn pip, say, what is his message to tn little babblin' childher iv Conne- ticut?. It is thim that I've got to think iv. Instead iv tellin' thim tn blessed truth, instead iV leadin' thim up be thurly Christyan teachins to an un- dherstandin' iv what is right an what is ideel in life, he poisons their inno- cent minds with tn malicious, pre- meditated falsehood-I can't think iy an uglier or shorter wurrud that wud go with premeditated-tha tn wolf kills tn grizzly bear be sinkin' it's hidyous fangs into tn gapin throat iv it's prey How can honest citizens an good women be brought up on such infamyous docthrine? Supposin bear shud attack Connecticut an tn bells shud ring fr tn citizens to arise, an
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-02

nine cents fir a dollar-an' -a-half book. I'd want some kind iv hayro that 1 neve see around these corners. Tn best day iver knew lawn l.. Sullivan had a little something on me. I won't say it was much, but now that we're both retired, I'll say thaG I'm glad niver challenged him. But I wudden't look at book, an I wudden't amy way, but Iswudden't let Hogan tell me about a hayro that cudden't wear an overcoat an rubber boots, have wan arm done up in sling, an something tn matter with tn other, blue spec tacles on his eyes, a plug hat on his head, tn aujeence throwin bricks at hi, an tn referee usin' cross-cut saw on his neck, an thin make two hun dhred an fifty lawn l.. Sullivans es- tablish tn new record fir the leap through tn window Whin I want a hayro, want a good wan. don't care whether 'tis wolf a sojer, or a Pris- idint. It all comes to tn same thing whether 'tis Hogan frind, tn Wolf that he's been talkin' about fir year, or that other old frind iv his that he nsed to talk about-what dye call him?-ah, where's me mind goin ?- lYanhoe.
 But Tiddy Rosenfelt don't feel that way about it. He's called down thim nature writers just tn same way he'd call me down if wint befure tn fifth grade at tn Brothers school an told thim what thought wud inthrest thim about Dock Haggerty. What does he say? I'll tell ye. I do not wish to be harsh, says he, but if l wanted to characterize these here nature writ
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-02

wolf put to rout a covey iy muskrats, those evil sojers iv fortune that ar-re seen hoyrin' over ivry animile bat tlefield. Wan blow iy his paw broke the back iy tn buffalo. With another he crushed a monsthrous sage hen, at wanst tn most treacherous an tn hardest iV tn beasts iv tn wild. Par alyzed be tn boldness iv tn wolf, tn camel an tn auk fled firm tn scene iy havoc, as is their wont. All that re- mained iv his inimies now was tn cow
 which defied him firm the branches iy pine tree an pelted him with tn monsthrous fruit iy this cillybratea viggytable. Now, it is well known that however even they may be in a boord- ing house, tn wolf is no match f'r a SOW in a tree But this was no ordhin- ary wolf. As he heerd tn low cry iv his mate he was indowed with tn strength iv thousand piany movers. With a gesture iv impatience he shed his coat, f'r it was Spring, childher, an he shud've been more careful; he shed his coat, swiftly climbed tn tree an boldly advanced on tn foe. His inimy give tn low growl iv his hated thribe. How nanny time have I heerd it in Englewood an shuddered with fear. But tn dauntless Husky an swered back with his battle song, tn long chirp iv tn wild wolf, his wife ae
 companyin' him firm tn foot iv tn tree on a sheep bone. With wan spring tn inthrepid wolf sprang at his inimy
 She thried to sink her venomous fangs into his wish-bone but with incred- ulous swiftness he back-heeled an up-
 per-cut her, swung left to body an
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-02

these little darlings shud follow this false prophet an run out in their nighties an thry to leap at his throat. Wudden't the bear be surprised? Ye bet they wud. I want these here dar- lings to know tn blessed truth, tn softenin an beautiful truth that tn on'y way fir wolf to kill bear is to disembowel thim. There Is no other way. Tn wolf springs at his prey, an with wan terrific lunch pries him open. No wolf cud kill bear tn way Will liam J. Long iv Stamford has de- scribed.A bear has tn strongest throat iv amy crather in tn wurruld, barrin' Tillman. Why, wud hate to have to sthrangle bear. l did wanst, but I had writer's cramps fir months aftherward'
 An that settles it. Fr'm now on ye can get amy wan iv these here na- ture writers be callin' up foursiliven eight B, Buena Park. Tn wild animiles can go back to their daily life iv doin' tn best they can an tn worst they can, which is tn same thing with thim, manin' get what ye want to eat an go to sleep with we're clothes on. But some wan ought to bring out a new nature story. I've thought iv chapter twinty-eight: With wan blow iv his pen he laid low, but not much lower, Orpheus l.. Jubb, tn well-known min ichure painter who has taken up na- ture study. With another he disem- bowelled tn Riv'rend Doctor Aleck Cuff, who retired firm tn Uniyersalist church because he cud not subscribe to their heeious dOcthrines about tn future life, an wrote his cillybrated
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-06-02
The Real Trouble With the Railroads.

Jasper, in Leslie'S Weekly.
 Mir. Hartman suggests that the rail roads of the country must eventually broaden their gauge, increase the size of their locomotives and cars, and avail themselves of the economies of electric power. fear he is little chimerical To widen the grade of all the railroads, lay heavier rails, build stronger bridges and provide larger cars and locomo- tives will involve incaculable expense. The amount involved would be prohib- itory. Unless all the railroads united in the effort 1t would be impossible to continue the free exchange of cars from one road to another so essential to the necessities of freight and pas senger traffic. The trouble with the railways goes back to the effort ambi- tious magnates in that field have been making during the past few years to secure combination which would elim- mate competition. Surplus earnings of the great railroads have been used to purchase shares of competing com. panies so that, instead of having large number of railway systems under different arrangements, we now have about half dozen combines. Hundreds of millions of dollars have been ex- pended for the shares of other rai1- way comp gnies, and this vast outgo has stripped the treasuries of some of the large systems of funds now greatly needed for extensions and impro' ments. MT. Hartman and his as | ciates could be bluntly asked by P.
 ident Roosevelt if the congest;.S
 the railroads is not due to the
 of railways, rather than to r..
 sf cars and motor power.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-11-24
Terrified by Rabbit Army.
winsted (Conn) Dispatch in the Ne York Herald.

Winsted (Conn) Dispatch in the New
 York Herald.
 According to seemingly authentic ad- vices from Lakeville that village is being overrun by rabbits. Not only have the animals appeared in extraordinary mum bers, but they are reported to be of a peculiarly ferocious, man-eating type, very unlike the common or garden vari- ety of cotton tall. The following dispatch has been received here from veracious correspondent in Lakevile.
 'The rabbit scourge that has been be- coming more dangerous in Lakeville for several days now exceeds fin it's menace all the predictions of the most imaginative nature fakers. Notifications are being thrown up against the invaders. Hotch- kiss School nursery is the storm center. Rabbits by the thousands have eaten ev- erythlng in the nursery but the barbed wire fence. Hedges and trees have been gnawed to the ground, including the thorns Yesterday a prominent citizen, in deadly combat with what is said to have been a jack rabbit. was bitten on the left leg An iron fence is being thrown up around the Hotchkiss school to protect pupils. Dr. Long has been sent fa
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-11-24

Yes sire. And afterwards-- is he to be carried to Berlin?"
 You have not common sense today snapped the King. He is to be sent to Dresden and from thence to Prague. if he desires or back to Vienna. Since l have taken so worthy a man from his occupation I ought to replace him in as good a one as I took him from. See to 1t that it Is done without cost to him self. But do not let his place foot in my kingdom he is too witty for us"
 And his pupil, sre?'
 "She Is to be conducted under escort, whether willing or unwilling. to Sans Souci and apartment assigned her in the castle. The apartments of tha Barberini will do. She Is no longer In Berlin. Censuelo succeeds to all the honors and emoluments of the Barberin. She is a great singer Her fortune is made. See that these things are attend ed to-" And it was as the great Fredirck commanded.
 Next Sundays one-page classic will be From Burke of ours,' by Charles Lever.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-11-24
He Wanted a Cheap One.
the Nashville Tennessean.

From the NashViIIe Tennessean.
 "I was once in the undertaking busi- ness" remarked Henry A. Nelson of Montgomery at the Utopia. One night I was awakened by fellow who had rid den in from the country 20 miles to buy a coffin for his father, who had died that afternoon. got up and showed him my stock. He priced them all. The cheapest box I had was 80. I told him so
 Gracious. man. he said 'aint yon got nothin' fer about s2?' I told him he could go to dry goods store and buy an empty box for a quarter He lett and suppose he tried it."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-11-24
THE UNDERRATEo PEANUT.

Next Sundays one-page classic will be rom Burke of Ours" by Charles Lever.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-11
DAYS or DIZZINESS
Come to HundrodB of AInsIru People There are days of dizziness;
 Spells of headache, sIdeache. back

Como to HundrodB of AInslru People
 There are days of dizziness;
 Spells of headache, sideache, back ache;
 Sometimes rheumatic pains;
 Often urinary disorders,
 All tell you plainly the kidneys are sick.
 Doan's Kidney Pills cure all kidney ills.
 Mrs. John Close, residing at 230 Commercial St., Astoria, Oregon, says:
 About a year. ago, we moved here from Portland and as ] had a great deal to do. I overdid myself and the result was [ brought on kidney trouble. My back began to ache-aud as time rolled on, it kep' getting worse instead of better. It finally grew so bad that l could scarcely stoop or stratghten up after stepping, When I did any work requiring bending, l could hardly get ID and l had headaches, dizzy spells and at times everything before ma looked blurred. was just about to tart to the store for plaster to put on my back, when l read about Doan's Kidney Pills aRd as they were SO high lv recommended for kidney troubles, l made up my mind to try them snd pro- cured box. They went right to the root Of the disease and helped me from the start aod before I had finished the box, I was cured. Everything is changed with me HOW and have DO symptoms Of kidney trouble whatever DO
 For sale by all dealers. Price 50 cents. Fos.er-NIilburp Co.,, Buffalo, N, .Y., sole agents for the United States.
 Remember the name-Doan's-and take no other.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-11
WAR TALK PREMATURE

To say the least this lalk of war be- tween the United States and Japan is premature. There is no controversy between the countries about which to fight. The indignIues that it is alleged Japanese are made to suffer at the hands of San Francisco labOring men are too trivial for international dispute, and if the Japanese statesmen have the comprehension that we have learned to acccedit them with they will understand that after a while if indeed, they do not so understand already.
 People lately from San FrauclFco say they hear of no Japanese trouble there. It Is only when they get away from the Bay City that there is talk of the harsh ueatment'Of the Ortentals at thatpl6ce.
 It is probably true that boys of the street or competing lsboring men occasionally heave bricks at Japs and give utterance to remarks which do not compor5 with Japanese sense of dignity, out that is g ma,teri for police regu- lation within a city and nothing for nations 10 quarrel about. It is some thing that is not unusual in the United States where so many uatioualities are represented in the population. Nearly every day we read of rivalry at some place in the land between laboring men from different countries. It Is very common for this rivalry to get to the 5rick-bat stage. Yet we never have any complaint from Europe because of the dissgreements between Italtaus, Irishmeu, Coruishmen, Welchmen, Sls7onians, Scaudinavians, Germans or Freuchmeu
 When the United States and Japan arrived at an agreement which practi- cally put stop to the immigration from Japan, the lIklihoOd of war between the two countries was post poned for several years, at least,
The daily Alaskan., 1907-06-11

A Texas jury has found the iamous Waters Pierce Company guilty of
 cling a trust and of doing business in violation of the laws ot the state. The company was fined Sl, ,623, 900 and order. ed to quit business in Texas. The trial lasted three weeks. However, it must not be taken for granted that this terminates the case. Trusts are not gotten rid of that easy. It !s announced by the guilty company that it has but just commenced to light.