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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21
A Foine Bird.

An Irishman who wasn't much Of a
hunter went out to hunt one day, and
the first thing he saw to shoot at was
blue jay sitting saucily on the top
OF a fence. He b1azed away at the
bird and then walked over to pick it
up What he happened to find there
was dead frog, which he raised care
fully at arms length, looking at it with
a puzzled air. Finally he remarked:
We'll, begobs, but ye was a devil of
a foine looking burd befur Oh blew
Their filters OH o'yers!''-Judge's Lii
brary.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

Gunner-So you think the DeBlow-
ers are taking about their extended
European tour?
GuyerI should say So They said
there were so many Americans in Ven
ice that many had to walk in the mid
die of the street.
Gunner-WeII?
Guyer-Why. the streets of Venice
are canals.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21
IN RURAL HOLLAND
A DAYS TRAVEL IN THE LAND
OF DYKES.
From Amsterdam Through the Won
derfuf Country Wrested fron-the
Sea by Sheer Courage and
RosourcefuIness.

Here is a pretty description of
days travel through Holland AT
Amsterdam I left the train and board
ed a boat bound for the Helder, the
northernmost point of North Holland,
where the low-lying islands curve
round to the horizon, looking as if
they had been appointed ocean out
posts TO Friesland- The voyage might
take a day, but what of that? There
is only one way to travel in Holland
by water The boat glides through
the trimming canal, passes the clean
towns and the many windmflls. Lie
persists; passengers and cargoeS come
and go, but you are no longer at war
with the world or in trouble with it,
You are spectator, idling through
summer day, wrapped in aloofness,
content merely to be moving through
the moist and luminous air When the
envircns of Amsterdam are left be-
hind and the waterside houses give
place to the reeds that bend as the
backwash oyertakes them and the fac
tories fade into vast, bright meadows,
the spirit of this land, wrested from
the sea, obsesses the traveller 1 for
got to count the windmills, was indif-
ferent to the locality of the hut where
Peter the Great studied shipbuilding
and was content with pretending to
choose a habitation from among the
dwellings whose gardens are washed
by the waters OF this great north
canal.
I'VE passed through A1kmaar. On
one side Dutch farmhouses, compact.
four-sQuare stretching in an endless
line along the waterway; on the other
side the meadows and beyond them,
far away, the sweeping line of the
dunes They rise above the North sea
and on their sandy sides and heights
men are forever on the watch against
the entertainments of the ocean; they
plant the shrub called helm. that
binds the sand together, making a bull
wark against the rage of the waves
God gave US the sea, but we made the
Shore says the Dutchman- These
fower-fruitful and pastoral meadows
that outstretched as we glided north
ward We're once submerged in water
The fight against the sea never ceases.
AS We moved northward the three
great dykes doomed out I gazed out
at these high bulwarks, patro4ed and
watched by day and by night. and
unused on the legend that at Amster-
dam there is one master key turn of
which, in times of peril from foreign
invasion, will drown the land again
And as l unused there swept past a
barge The great sail was hoisted.
The family-a mite of the $4,000 canal
population who live out their lives on
these floating houses-were gathered
round the tiller, where mynheer
smoked and steered. A barge-the
symbol of this sea-conquering people.
the fort, with the fringe of islands out
posting Friesland, the fishing feet and
the gunboats, and the channel between
the mainland and Texel opening to the
world As 1 crossed the bridge l saw
the sight of sights There was no fuss,
no shouting, no splitting of wine at
that launch The barge moved from
her cradle, shot downward, took the
water in a rush, pretended to capsize
and all at once acquiesced- She had
found her master"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21
How's This7

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease of Cafarrh that cannot be cured By HalI1
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned have known F. j. Cheney
for the last Is years. and believe him perfectly
orable in all business transactions and financially
able to carry ont any obligations made by his
WALpIyG. KIxxAx & AAKvIx.
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O.
Hairs Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acttns,
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free Price IS cents per
bo8tle- Sold by All Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

Ny doctor kept me on a strict diet, but
as his medicine was not helping me-
began using Doan's Kidney Pills
They helped me at once, and soon all
traces of sugar disappeared 1 have
regained my former weight and am
perfectly WE'LL
Sold by all dealers so cents box
Co., Buffalo, n. Y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

don't think much Of a man who
not wiser to-day than he was yestel
day.-Abraham Lincoln
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

In this world every mountain-top o.
privilege is girdled by the wales Of
simple duty.-H- Van Dyke.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

This is true philanthropy that buries
not its gold in ostentatious charity.
but builds its human hospital in the
human heart-Thorold.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

DO YOUR CLOTHES LOOK YELLOW.
Ii So use Red Cross Bali Blue 1t viii make
them white as snow ? OF. package cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21
Ready If Needed.

A Chicago office boy. looking for q
job. was asked whether he used pro-
fame language. He replied:
81 kin if necessary"
He got the place.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

Clear white clothes are a sign that the
housekeeper uses Red Cross Ball Blue
Large o. package, 8 cents.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen
smarting. sweating feet Makes new shoe
easy Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores
Dom accept any substitute Sample FREE
Address A. S. Olnsted, LIE Roy, N Y
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

Mrs. Wfnslow's Soothing syrup.
For children teethfng. softens the gurus, reduces
dAmmation sliays pain, cures wind collie sc both
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

And occasionally a soft answer gen
crates wrath.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

Trust than man in nothing who has
not a conscience in everything.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

Live pure, speak true, right wrong
else, wherefore born 2-Tennyson.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21
WORN TO A SKELETON.
A Wonderful Restoration Caused a
Sensation in Pennsylvania
Town.

Mrs. Charles N Preston, of EIkland.
Pa, says: Three years ago I found
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

that my housework
was becoming a bur
den- I tired easily,
had no ambition and
was failing fast My
complexion got vel
low, and / lost over
so pounds My thirst
was terrible, a n d
there was sugar in
the kidney saerefious
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1907-09-21

hv naTaean price
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
JURY LIST FOR 1907.
Continued from page ~

hill; James Murray, Kootenai; Sam
uel Moore West Branch; NJ E Null
will Cabinet; Otis Mustard, Boomers
Ferry; Ben Morrow, Boomers Ferry;
ID 0 Merritt, Dam; Paul Martin,
Gamlin Lake; Edward Marshall,
Ratdrum; 4 E MeIeady, Rathdrum /;
M d Main, Spirit Valley; J X Mer-
rift, Valley; Michael Moran, Occur
d'Alene; Arthur Mann. Occur d.
Alene; W II Morris, Lakecreek; P p
Marshall, BeIRrove; Duncan Nc
Kenzie, Elmira; John McDuft1e Sand
pointS X A Macarthur, Mica Bay; Jos
Mckay, Emida; e W Nweton, Boul-
der; A G Noble, Granite; Nels Nelson,
Rathdrum; John O'Donnell, Gran.
ite; August Oakland, State Line !;
Peat Parker, Boulder; A Passenger,
State Line; A w Post, Rathdrum /:
Pugh, Harrison Frank Quinn, Mis-
sion; Fred B. Ray, Elmira; j II Rus.
sell, LacIede; II s Remer, Copeland I;
@ f. Remington, Athol; Frank Russell,
Prairie; Frank Rusho, Spirit Valley;
r J Robson, Occur d'Alene; j A
Soolp, Porthill; Chas Stewart, CO.
colalla; @ Il Shafer, GamIin Lake /;
Andrew Shanks, Post Falls; G.. r
Steel, Prairie; s ] Stinson, Belgrove
q 8 Titus, State Line; r @ Thomp-
son, Rathdrum; VIM. Trueman, st
Maries; Il Tabor, Lewis; Geo. I'LL
brich, Elmira; + VanEtten, Port
hill; w s Van Duyn, Post Falls;
8 A Varnam, Sherman; John A Wales,
Boulder; Olson Warren, Wrencoe
Ferdinand Walsh, Kootenai; N B
Williams. Boomers Ferry; Fred Will
liams, Cocolalla; Milton Warren,
Post Falls: j H Williams, Occur d.
Alene; B H Williams, Occur d'Alene ;
Fred Wilson, Occur d'Alene; N X
Wall, Lane; L q Willis, Sherman
Jacob Wolfgang, Wolf Lodge; Pat
Wheelan, Mission.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
BIRTH OF A "GAssER."
Noise of n blowing Well Drowned
All Other Sounds.

Noise of n blowing Well Drowned
All Other sounds.
In the Broadway Magazine Is a story
by Rupert Hughes concerning the oil
wells Of Texas. He tells of the birth OF
"gasser."
ut screamed like the death cry Of a
thousand panthers." He says: 1.-THE
long steel cable has been sent flying
like a Irvine string. A great length OF
pipe has been hurled against tree
and wrapped around 1t. The derrick
was almost hidden In a white haze. A
geyser Of fine sand was streaming up
ward and eating away the lofty crown
block.
Seth knew what 1t was. He found
Tom, and they gesticulated at each
other. They made faces, but no audi
BILE sound. Their voices were vain as
candles in the full sunlight. Each was
trying to yell the same thing.
She's a gasser, blowing her head
o.
"Men gathered from everywhere and
acted like crazy folk, working their
SN@'S SAA0 NSANSAAA8 nV AlGSSdEGs
They were soaked, drowned, OBJ
liberated in a sea Of Intolerable noise.
"A mile away at the railroad station
the passengers were equally made
dumb by the uproar. II a man want
cd a ticket he had to write out the
name Of the station. An engine rolled
In with a bell that rocked without
sound and a whistle emitting puffs Of
white steam that no one heard,
'4The animals Of the region were
greatly disturbed. There was much
breaking OF harness on the part Of
horses, and one or two gallOped about
under empty saddles. Their riders
were doubtless stuck In the mud some
where, head first.
"A few pigs wandering here and
there had shifted at the noise and re-
turned to their luxurious walIows In
the oily muck"
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
nxorbitant Premiums.

what would you think of a 90 per
cent Premium said an insurance
agent "a premium Of $4,000 on a
100000 policy. Hardly worth taking
out. ehT Such policy was once taken
out, though. on a ship thought to be
lost. Il IL a common thing on overdue
ships TO take out policies at 80 or So or
90 per cent. On the Bulgaria and the
Croft In 1900 policies at 90 per cent
were taken out, and on the Adelaide
Mary, even after two Of her lifeboats
had been picked up, policy Of 90 per
cent was issued.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
How 20 drew miniature Oaks,

Secure good ripe acorn and sna.
pend II by Il piece OF cord within half
an inch or 80 uf water contained IN a
glass. There let II stay. for IL permitted
to remain without disturbance for a
few months II will burst. send root
into the water and shoot upward a
straight, tapering stem covered with
beautiful little green leaves. In this
manner young oak tree can be cult
waited and become an interesting object
to all that behold II. As soon as the
plant has made Its appearance It will
be found beneficial to change the wa.
ter frequently.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

success. Friday evening the ladies
will hold social dance in Sander
hall. The ladies have been especially
active during the winter in a social
way.
Mrs. Bunker, Of Spokane, is spend
ing few days in the city as the guest
of Mrs. George Mason.
Miss Katherine Mason entertained
a number Of friends at her home last
evening. The party was a pleasant
one and The children enjoyed the
evening. Refreshments were dainti-
ly served by the hostess.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

People who have seen cottonwood
lumber warp when II came from the
saw can appreciate a story about the
nrst sawmin erected at Fort Scott.
After the first days saving the owner
OF the mill came down from town,
where be had been celebrating the
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
CITY IN RRIEF.
Ladies', Gents and children's rub
bers at K. b. Keller & Company.

Ladies', Gents and children's rub
bers ut Il. b. Keller & Company.
DR.. David Richard Neville, OF spo-
kane, spent the day In the city.
A car Of flne grain hay just re.
ceivod at the Idaho Mercantile COM
pnay.
Miss Sadie Lee Ia on the sick list
and absent from tho post office.
Wanted Pour heavy teams to buy
or hire. Lewis Lumber company.
r. L. Burgan will leave for Pitts.
burg tomorrow morning where be will
spend several weeks attending to legal
business. He will also visit other
points Of interest In the state.
A few heating stoves left which go
at discount Of 10 per cent. Idaho
Mercantile company.
Invitations are being Issued for a
thimble party by Mesdames O. N.
and Alexander Robertson and Cora
Kennedy, to be held at the home Of
the former Thursday afternoon.
Ladies' Misses and children's
coats at lowest prices. Palace Cloak
4 Suit house.
The ladies Of the Aid society Of the
N. f. church will serve a tempting
supper this evening inthe vacant
room OF the Boedler block.
The peace proposition Of s. Amsler
with regard TO road district number
20, 10 not made In good faith and
therefore will not DO accepted, says
N. Rodius. This probably ends the
road district squabble.
The Choral club will meet this
evening at the Presbyterian church
for regular rehearsal. The
program for the sacred concert will
be arranged and plans laid for pre-.
senting the concert within three
weeks. Excellent progress is being
made with the work In hand and the
ohoruaes arc especially pleasing.
Ladies' suits at bed rock prices.
Palace Cloak a Suit house.
J. H. o'Hrien manager Of the Hotel
idaho, 10 In receipt Of q letter from
Helen Cody Wotmoro, author Of the
Last Of the Great Scouts, - asking
for information with regard 20 the
whereabouts Of Grover Doyle, at one
time ball boy at the hotel. The lot
ter states that Doyle's brother Is In
the employ Of the writer and anxious
TO locate the missing boy. Doyle left
Occur d'Aleno last fall for the coast
and has not been heard from since.
y. H. sauve, Of the sauve Electric
company, is spending q few days In
the city and announces that the test
from Denver TO Occur d'Alene will
OCCUR shortly. The necessary eleCtri-
cal apparatus has been received from
the east and promises to carry out the
idea Of the inventor. A block OF
stock Of the company has been sold
TO Minnesota parties.
The ladies OF the Catholic club will
hold their regular card party this
evening at the Catholic hall. The
card playing Is usually followed by a
social dance and general good time,
and judging from the past events the
party this evening will bo a deoidod
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

Opening" with the boys. He looked
over the crooked boards scattered
about the yard for Il moment and then
inquired with drunken gravity:
'Boysh (hlc), has that lumber been
measured yetT
'Tt has not" replied the foreman Of
the mill.
well, when 1t gets still, take (hic)
corkscrew and measure It,"
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

Some years ago Norman Hapgood
was arranging the data for his life
Of Lincoln" When he sat down to
write the opening chapter, he was CON
fronted with a puzzle. Hurrying to an
adjoining room of the paper, on the
star of which he was a shining light,
he asked the editor, by the way, what
was Llncoln's first name, Abram or
Abraham
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

Visitor to the West Indies (who has
been warned against bathing In the
river because Of alligators, but has
been told by the boatmen that there
are none at the rivers mouth)-B
Jove. this is ripping! But, / say, how
do you know there are no alllgatOrs
here9 Boatman--W Well, you see, sab. de
alligator am 50 turr'ble feared OBJ De
nhnrk.-Punch.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

Epgllshwomen are Inherently shy,
and half the bad manners with which
we are credited as a nation Is the re,
suit Of this shyness. Engllshmen suffer
from II to the same extent, only In
their case shyness Is merely self con.
seriousness and part and parcel of an
immense concait. - London Ladies'
Fiald.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
Card Of Thanks.

To the friends and neighbors, Mod
ern Woodmen and Lady Maccabees,
we wish to sincerely thank you all
for your great kindness shown us in
our time Of sorrow.
ANNETTE j. DANES,
A. b. DANES,
RACHEAL NOONAN. !
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

MY wife IL q most original woman"
said Brown. 'Why, when proposed
TO her instead Of saying. This is so
sudden abe said. Well. think lt's
about time"
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
saw Her Chance.

Wife-Mrs. F1areup threw a fiatiron
at her husband last night because he
accidentally sat down on her new bon
net Now, couldn't do a thing like
That Husband couldn't3 Wife
or course not. haven't any new bon
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

Mamma-Yon must always remem-
Der to take your little sisters part.
Tommy. Small TOMMY do. took
her part Of the cake not Eve minutes
Rgo-Chicago News.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

WAHTED-A fresh milch COW, good quality,
price no object M. ID. Wright, Occur d 'Alene.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
VOTING CONTEST
A Library of 100 Volumes Will Be Given
Away

This elegant library including 100 volumes and hand
will be given by vote to the Lodge, Society
Church School in Occur dAene securing the largest
listed below will give with each 1Oc cash purchase vote
The contest began JAN 49, 1907 and will close June IL
1907, at o'clock p. ballot box is placed in the City
Drug store, where votes are to be deposited
At close of contest the Lodge, Society, Church or
School having received the largest number of votes will
be awarded the library.
Current accounts, when promptly paid are entitled to
votes.
Remember votes be secured by trading with firms
listed below. Hugh Whitaker will count the votes.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05
Classified Advertisements

FOR SALE One second hand Jewel Type
writer, $500; one Dougherty, $500, both in
good condition. Address Typewriter, Press
office.
The Coeur d'Alene press. (Coeur d'Alene, Idaho) 1906-1907, 1907-02-05

WOOD HEATING STOVE-GoO second hand
wood base heater for sale at bargain. Apply
10 Daily Press Office
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-08-06
Our National Fruit.

Emerson calls the apple our national
fruit" and it has good title to the name
both as q wilding and as tanned and
chosen companion of man. From north
to south and from east to west it spreads
its roots and rears its trunk. The
pioneer when he selects his newly
chosen home plants seeds from the old
home orchard around the newly reared
walls of his cabh; the great land owner
beauties his acres and enhances their
value with rare and choice selections OF
trees, and each tree has family receipt
for flavor which it implicitly follows,
each species keeping inviOlate the virtue
Of mixture. We can imagine gossipy
Seek-no-further trying to extract from
youthful Spitzenberg the secret of its
spicy acid, but it would remain forever
untold. Each one gathers its own store
of fiavors and mixes them with unvary-
ing skill and always with the same re-
sult.-Candace Wheeler in the June At
lantic.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-08-06
Demonstration Work at Fairs.

If there is any one line of educative
work in connection with our agriculture
TO be encouraged, it is practical demon
stration work. The object of all work
by the state, whether at institutes or
fairs, is to give clearer insight and here
is where the demonstration helps.
was pleased to note in The Homestead's s
editorial columns of July 6, that this is
proposed in connection with the New
England fair at Worcester, Mass, and
wish it might be extended over all
classes of stock husbandry and field
operations at this and every other fair.
For 90 years it has been my custom
when placing the awards at fairs to dis
cuss freely with owners, and give pub
licly the reasons for placing or with
holding an award, and so can bear testi-
mony to the good following such a
course. No Judge should be allowed to
leave the grounds until at least one-half
day after completing his work, and it
should be publicly advertised where the
Judges may be consulted by disappoint-
ed exhibitors. In New Brunswick, be-
fore a class of animals can be taken
from the show ring, the judge is expect
ell 10 tADldlu IcdsOu tOi lilo
in detail and answer all questions put to
him by visitors or exhibitors. This is
both educative and helpful, it gives the
owner anOther's estimate of his animal,
with the reasons for the same and fur
nishes a Judge the opportunity to ex-
plain his awards and so help remove
friction.
Beyond this, time and opportunity
should be given for an object lesson in
the essentials of breeding, with select
ed animal as an object lesson. In this
way important lessons may be enforced
and, by extending over all classes OF
stock, as far as possible over crops, in
creased interest given an exhibition. 1t
strikes me that this is not the time to
raise objections, but to go ahead and
make the test in every way possible.
If our agricultural fairs are to be
saved from the intoxication Of amuse-
ments, it will be only when managers
come to q realization of the value OF
demoustrative work as an attraction and
means of entertainment and also as an
educator. Give this work all the pub
licity possible and provide ample seating
capacity for visitors and it can be made
one of the best and most helpful hours
in connection with our agricultural
fairs.-Dr. G. NJ. Twitohell in New Eng
land Homestead.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-08-06
tTo BE CONTINUED
iT WOULDN'T KEEP.
ons Thing the Scotsman Did Not Dare
TO Buy In Bulk.

The chairwoman OF the board OF gov
ernors OF New York wolnans club
was discussing the question Of tile
clubs liquor license.
"It Is rather Il matter of Indifference
to u.s." she said. whether we get IL
censc or not. Women, you know, are
hot given 10 drinking. They are too
careful Of their appearance. They de-
tire to remain slim and fresh, and
wine, as you know. tends TO make Us
loarse and stale and fat.
so if we had license think we
should sell little. 1t would not be with
lis as with Il farmer once met In
Scotland.
"Traveling In the Scottish highlands
one SUMMER, stopped ut farmhouse
for Il cup of milk, ana the view from
the door was SO lovely that ! said 10
the farmer:
"'Ah, what superb place 10 live
inr
lou. aye he answered In conven-
tional Scotch, its n richt, but hoo wad
We like. ma'am, TO hae to walk fufteen
nile ika time ye wanted bit glass o
wbuskyr
"'Oh, well, said |, why don't you
get n demijohn of whisky ana keep 1t
in the house,
'Hc shook his head sadly.
"'Whusky,' he said, won't keep
New York Tribune.