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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
THE "FAKEPs" OF THE FUTURE.

among professors education
future will bring forth educational the nations Of the
some these professors ground that
generations and
will become supreme
"ho white
foodat supply rapidly becom
exhaustedthat the the the the
that finally would indus
trial which could the least
still survive incidentally raising plenty of children
There only possible he said and
that that the Chinese would win
The earth to b inundated by Chinese and the white
university professor Japanese
JAraN, US,
JAPAN COULD HAVE WHIPPED ANY EUROPEAN NATION MORE
THAN WHIPPED RUSSIA
COULD WHIP WITHOUT HALF TRYING.
lie really emso hope that will make the to the
Pacific the his prediction
that 1t will break down before 1t Is there,
lie hopes will have with Japan,
lie thinks will have unless force IT,
But wel shall
for what have the blacks
prophesles
"IT ~ PRETTY DELIVERED To
BE EATEN OUT on EXISTENCE CHINESE
nEArEN oUr OF EXISTENCE ny THE JAPANESE ALL IN ONE
suoRT AUGUST
nuT rnr PROFESSORS TIME
or PLACE IN THEIR PROPHECIES.
"wHEN TINY ONCE THEMSELVES IN THE
FIouRIsHING CASTE on THE FUrURE-FAKERs' NOTHING
STOP THEM.
all is exhausted all the forests
consumed all the food eaten
yellow mile with black and green or blue men
that d the sole burden of their
'et them once hit the key aud the
a
the process
struggle solution
'he hardly expected
60 state their case Ia calm and balanced language.
"But the other picking one
phase Of complex situation love
OF the big noise It makes. Is hardly exeusabe.
"It Is housewives gossip In academic gown.
seltresraint little more attention 10
proportions little striking elements all by
themselves would so better with the academic garb"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
TO SEE OLD FRIENDS.
Captain DeVoe, of McArthur's Staff,
Visits Salem.

Captain DeVoe, of the regular
army, who is on General McArthur's
staff, stopped off here on his way to
Portland from San Francisco yester-
day to visit his old-time friend, Tom
Kay. The captain and Kay at one
time belonged to the old volunteer
fire company at McMinnville, and
had not met for many years. Cap
tain DeVoe went with the volunteers
to Cuba, and for gallant work there
was appointed a lieutenant in the
regular army, and is now In line for
a majors commission. He was at
one time on Governor Moody's staff,
and renewed his acquaintance with
his former chief today, besides call
ing on Governor Chamberlain and
some old acquaintances about the
state house. He goes to Washington
soon, and, while like all army Off
GERS, having no permanent home, he
says Oregon for him when army days
are over.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
Why Fret and Worry

When your child has a severe cold.
You need not fear pneumonia or
other pulmonary diseases. Keep sup.
piled with Billiards. Horehound
Syrup--a positive cure for Colds.
Coughs. Whooplng Cough and Bron-
chltis. Mrs. Hall OF Sioux Falls. s.
D.. writes. 81 have used your Won
derful Billiards. Horehound Syrup.
on my children for five years. Its re-
suits have been wonderful" Sold by
ID. ]. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

There is more Catarrh In this Sec
tion OF the country than all other dis
eases put together. and until the last
few years was supposed to be incur
able. For a great many years doc
tors pronounced IL local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by
constantly falling to cure with local
treatment, pronounced It incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
by'F. j. Cheney G. Co., Toledo, Ohio,
N the only constitutional cure on the
market. II is taken internally in
doses from 10 drops to a teaspoon
full. It acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for
any case II fails to cure. Send for
circulars and testimonials.
Address: +. ]. Cheney & Co., To-
ledo, Ohio.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for con-
stipatlon.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

Hartman lines is doing a
organization Of fruit and
etable canneries
He establishing $4,000 plants that will operate this
Newbee has SEVERAL MORE SUCH EN-
TEIPRISES PROCESS ORGANIZATION.
will be cultivated people
will he employed picking the and condensed fruit
will the will fruit region
profitable lines OF fruit
growing, NOTHING TOWN AND THE SU-
BUR,S so FAST As A CANNERY.
The organization that land Will be cut
small tracts worked handled by people OF small means
where the whole family is given employment,
needed AS
WE'RE TWENTY YEARS AGO Markham did great deal to
tabh industry Maboeuf that able
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
A REASONABLE FRANCHISE

justified reasonable franchise to any
build electric line into out OF Salem
all the that the special COM
Alderman
SHOULD BE LIMIT AS TO
CONSTRUCTION SHALL
franchise that
different to the water front 1t means tha
shall a position all others out
Mehama should be given
WOULD ENABLE 1T
TO DISCHARGE PASSENGERS AND FREIGHT.
the city but not have
bridge to the fair grounds and
the
which other electric lines operating
REASONABLE FRAN
ANYONE ELSE HAS A RIGHT
fairly well paid for and not
sell all terminals n
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

Mr.. G. l.. Stephenson. OF Petersbor-
.ough, Ont, says: For over ten
years ! suffered constantly with Piles
first Itching, then Bleeding; pain al
most unbearable; life burden.
Tried everything in vain till / used
DR.. Leonhardt's Hem-Roid.
II had taken but few doses when
| began TO notice an Improvement
| decided TO keep on. and now after
using three boxes l am glad to say
| am completely cured. My general
health has also greatly improved.
IL gives me great pleasure TO recon-
mend Hem-Roid 10 all sufferers with
Piles, and l feel convinced that what
II has done for me It will surely do
for them"
Price 800. DIR. Leonhardt Co.,
Niagara Falls, n. Y, Proprletors.
Sold by DR.. S. c. Stone. Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
EZRA
KENDALL
TONIGHT
III Is to laugh Because You Simply
Just Have to

| A Kendall play in the Kendall
way, which means a fun play, full
OF wholesome wit and humor, sim
pie yet intensely interesting love
story gets a real grip on ones heart.
and which altogether forms an even
ing of genuine and continuous enter
tainment, is "Swell Elegant Jones"
the fun show in which Ezra Kendall
comes to the Grand opera house to-
might.
Quaint comedy, keen repartee,
home-spun philosophy, and unique
observations permeate the lines of
the humorous characters and inter-
esting, coherent story, which is in a
small Indiana village, Martinsville,
near indianapolis. The character
assumes by Mr.. Kendall is that OF
newly rich, homely sort of man,
whom his neighbors In derision des-
| ignite as "Swell Elegant Jones" on
account of his efforts to live up or
down as the case may be to his re-
Gently acquired wealth.
When Mr.. Kendall began his career
on the stage, he declared that the
public was more appreciative of good
clean humor, crisp witticlsms, and
snappy satire, than other methods
OF producing laughs, and his success
has been won by adhering to these
lines. He has never changed his
methods, for as he himself says: 81
couldn't be different II / would, and
| wouldn't IL | could"
Although its not the hat which
makes the laughs--it's what's under
II, Kendall still wears the same old
plug he's worn so long II is a trade
mark.
Given this play drawn along lines
OF his most successful style of fun
making. Mr.. Kendall has embellished
the title part into a continual series
.of quaint humor, unctious comedy
and satirical wit. And punctuating
the lines are epigrams OF the best
Kendall kind, carrying a load of
logic tellingly put. Even with all
this. Mr.. Kendall Is always compelled
to give his famous monologue "My
Face Slipped Out OF My Hand" after
the second act.
"Swell Elegant Jones" provides
some excellent foils for Mr.. Kendall,
although there are some which in
themselves are distinctive and laugh
fetching. The stage settings of this
rural comedy are well done, the sec
ond act mountaings have been espe-
cially constructed to carry atmos-
phere of a country cottage at a cross
road. John Stapleton, the stage dl-
rector of Checkers" "The Virgin
ian," "The Heir to the Hoorah" and
other successes, staged Swell Ele-
CANT Jones"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
The Fussy Bachelor,

Women" growled the fussy old
bachelor, remind me of eggs"
Must be handled with care-is
that the answer?" queried the very
young man.
No" rejoined the (. o. b.; lone
can never tell their age by their
looks. Chicago News.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
The Boys Opportunity.

Now, wouldn't 1t be funny" said
Popley, playfully, 'if l were to be-
come a little boy again?"
"Mebbe IL wouldn't be so funny
for you, pa" replied his bright young
son. "If you was TO be littler'n me.
pa, | think I'd square up a few
things. Catholic Standard and
Times.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
Encroachments of the Sea.

Now that a royal commission on
coast erosion is trying to find some
way to save enough of England from
the waves TO supply site for the
headquarters from which 10 govern
the rest of the British empire Il may
be remarked without any appear
ance OF seeking TO bear seaside real
estate that the final revisions of
geography were not made by the
great oataclysms of the remote past
The hungry sea, forever gnawing at
IT'S coasts, is working changes in con-
tinents and islands which, measured
by geological standards. are rapid.
II processes now active should be
continued uninterruptedly the time
is near at hand by the geological
calendar, when some extraordinary
transformations will have been
wrought on the face of the earth. II
IL were possible for mortal perception
TO penetrate the future perhaps
steamships might be seen blowing
the water over the very spots where
Galveston, New Orleans, Savannah
aud Charleston now stand on their
way to wharves far inland from the
present coast line. Perhaps the long
swell OF the ocean might be seen roll
ing across what are now Long Island
and Manhattan Island to break upon
the Palisades. Perhaps Holland
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
MY PHILOSOPHY.

The sign Is bad when folks commence
Afindln' fault with Providence,
And balkin' cause tho earth doesn't shake
AZ every prancn' step they take.
No man ds great tel he can see
How less than little he would be
Ef stripped to self, and stark and bare
He hung his sign out anywhere.
My doctern is to lay aside
Contensions and be satisfied
Jest do your best, and praise er blame
That fobers that, counts Just the same.
I've alters noticed crate success
Is mixed with troubles, more or less,
And its the man who does the best
That gets more kicks than all the rest.
james Whltcomb F
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

Avoid the "just as good article"
or the kind | make myself; remem-
ber the dealer is working for an ex-
ira profit Protect your own Inter
ests and insist on getting the ad-
vertised article which has merit.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
ECZenla.

For the good of those suffering
with eczema or other such trouble. /
wish to say. my wife had something
OF that kind and after using the doc
tors remedies for some time con-
cluded TO try Chamberlain's Salve.
and II proved to be better than any
thing she had tried. For sale at DR..
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
The Visible SIGNS.

The Colts have been doing some
mountain climbing in Switzerland" ="
There! Guessed it the moment
set eyes on them the other day"
How could you tell?"
They had such a peaked look
about them. Baltimore American.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

Manufacturers of advertised ar
ticles produce large quantities. be-
Ing enabled thereby to manufacture
cheaply and furnish the public with
high grade goods at the price of in
ferior substitutes. Substitutes are
expensive at any price.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

traced 10 tue kfuneyS,
but now modern
science proves that
nearly all diseases
have their beginning
in the disorder OF
these most important
organs.
The kidneys filter
and purify the blood
that is their work.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

Therefore, when your kidneys are weak
or out of order, you can understand how
ou;cklv your entire body is affected and
how every organ seems to fail to do its
duty.
taking the great kidney remedy, DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, because as soon
as your kidneys are we'll they will help
all the other organs to health. A trial
will convince anyone.
II you are sick you can make no mis-
take by first doctoring your kidneys.
The mild and the extraordinary effect OF
DIR. Kilmer's SwamP-Root, the great
kidney remedy, Is soon realized. 1t
stands the highest for its wonderful cures
of the most distressing cases, and is sold
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

The old Pennsyl''nl.
kard recommends
Cough Remedy" 60
your cough. Aad III
pure. Made from ~
shell bark or ...BsJI
For sale By des's"
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

by mail free, also pamphlet telling you
how to find ont il you have kidney or
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
when writing to DIR. Kilmer & Co., Bing-
hamton, N. Y. Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the adj
dress, Binghamton, N. Y, on every bottle.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
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% ", Jh1.
| Secretary Of Stat ~.
son.
| State Treasurer. c.o,..
| Superintendent Of puss
ton, J. H. Ackerman.
| Attorney General, Ar,
| State Printer. W. 8. Dr,''
|. State Labor comnlul.,'
Hon.
| Railroad CommlssIoD-r
Campbell, Cottage erO,. .
Oswald West. Astoria
Aitchison, Portland; d.
eoodall, secretary.
| Supreme couu.
| Chief Justice. Robert 4
| Associate Justice, Fr,,l
| Associate Justice, ROb,s'
Commissioners, W. 7. !
r. King.
| Clerk, ]. G. Morelsni.
Reporter, II. @. Moro,
Bailiff. P. H. Raymond.
Circuit Judges. Geo. 4.
Salem; William GallOvu
Vile.
District Attorney, JSl,
Nary, Salem.
! Other State 0flcA.
| ]. w. Bailey, Food and B.
missioner, Portland.
J. W. Baker, Game al
warden, Cottage Grove
Robt. @. Yenny, State a.
Ger, Portland.
j. II. Lewis, State Erfu
lem.
e. Gillingham, State LAaI
lem.
H. @. Van Dusen, stahl,
missioner, Astoria.
Chas. v. Galloway, sn|
Agent, Salem.
w. w. Elder. Comman.xx I
Home, Roseburg.
Marion County 011
John II. Scott, Count a
Judge.
r. d. Allen. CLERK Of d
w. ]. Culver. Sheriff
w. Y. Richardson. Iw|
e. T. Moores. supgtsx|
Schools.
f. ]. Rice. Assessor.
B. b. Herrick, Jr. Sr'T|
J. G. Needham, W. H. q
missioners.
A. M. Clough, CofosE
ID. G. Drager, RecO'tg'
Salem City 0ndh
Geo. f. Rodgers, MrH
w. A. Moores. RecoFdH
Judge.
d. w. Gibson, MarsAh
of Police.
Frank Meredith, CITY "a
A. o. Condlt, City Aiias
Jas. w. Martin, siFsS
sioner.
John A. Darr, Chief Of F'|
ment.
=
w. C. Smith, Health ~
City Standing oo"h
Ways and Means-J'S
Churchill.
Ordtnancaa = Greelhi1
Goode. II
Accounts and currsni y
Churchill. Radelif, Ba,'s
streets-Downins. si's'
Public Buildings-s''''
Gesner. u
Sewerage, stOlE. Js'OA
Plumbing--FraseF,
ner. -
Fire and Wa1ei-
Goode. -
Bridges--Gesner'
or. ~
Health and Poliee-
Waldo. -
Lights-Goode, HAN ~.
Printing-Radelif' -
Public Parks-BaynA
Stockton. -
Board Of kdas'
f. NJ. crOisan. CHAIR -.
A. A. Lee. H. C.
,Ioores, W. P, Babeo'k,, :.
Fl. A. johnson. Jr-
]. NJ. Powers CIV -
The ola psnpsyIuni' 81
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

on its merits by all
druggists in ffty-cent
and one-dollar size
bottles. You may
...l. ka&t1a
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

Imitators are - =. -
Americans. nor Is 'I..'..| =.
who endeavOrs e = =.
yertIsed article y - a
trademark or = q
fool the public ~
insist on gettins
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened by Over Work.

Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
II used to be considered that only
urinary and bladder troubles were to be
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-08-21

II 20 ur
h e lth is
poor the Bit
ters will aid
wonderfully
in making
strong and
robust again.
IL cures
Sour RiSings
Sieeplessness
Dyspepsia,
Diarrhoea or
Malaria
Fever.
Try a bottle.
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03

orsuchy BrIdsopsom Got Away with
Dssplsed Lamb Stew.

i rHf eH' VI -
what! Lamb stew for dinner
Kissed the bridegroom, looking aghast
at the large ~platterful which the bride
had proudly set before him. II al
ways hated It'll"
The bride knew that the stew was
good, for she could cook, having
learned Of her mother and never hay.
ing been inside the doors of a cook
Ing school. But she said nothing;
she had seen her mother manage her
father. r.F
The next day the bride considered
the stew problem.
II cannot afford to give it to char.
ity," she murmured (meaning the
garbage pail, which covers a multi.
tude Of the cooks sins), 80 now I'll
put to use my college education" She
knew that things could be separated
into their component parts; she also
knew all about the doctrine Of rein
carnation.
When the bridegroom sat down to
dinner that evening a happy smile
overspread his face as he tasted the
renovated soup, made from stew
gravy, the rescued fried potatoes, the
rejuvenated carrots and the converted
curried lamb.
Nov, this is something like!" he
exclaimed.
The bride smiled.
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03
IN THE CHILDISH MIND.
Little Girls Answer Left Questloner
Still Wondering.

Several little tots in Sunday regalia
were having the time Of their life
with a skipping rope made from q
pair of worsted horse lines. One little
belle Of the future was jumping ener-
~getically, but being an amateur her
small feet always came down the
wrong time. The lines would invaria-
bly, catch in her hat much to the lit
tie lady's disgust and the general dis
figurement of silky flowers and finely
woven straw.
At several repetitions of this an on
locker went to her assistance. After
a seconds grave consideration she
agreed that 1t would be better for
the hat If it were allowed to rest on
the stoop. Her companions caught
the idea at once. With shrieks Of
laughter an avalanche of sweet flushed
childhood bore down upon the GUS
todian of the millinery.
Two hats were identical in every
particular, and when the owners came
to claim these, they, too, were dupli-
Gates.
"You are twins, aren't your ex-
claimed the woman. Whereupon one
of the dainty bundles of scented linen
disdainfully replied: mo, ma'am,
we're girls"
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03
How He Was Identified,

There's a queer case," remarked an
upper Broadway statue as a man pass
ed and nodded to him. "That chap Is
a twin, and I've known him ten years,
but I'm blessed II I can tell at this
minute whether it's Jack or Jim.
They're as alike as two peas-and
they always dress alike"
The twin entered a nearby cafe, and
some minutes later emerged and re-
traced his steps.
Hello, Jack; how are your" said
the Broadway statue, grasping his
hand. "Glad to see you. How's Jim?"
Thought you couldn't tell 'em
apart?" said the statues companion.
II couldn't then. But the minute he
went through that door l knew him,
Jim never drinks New York Globe,
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03

FOR SALE OR TRADE = One COM
plete steam pillow and threshing outfit.
Consists Of one % horse power, double
cylinder, Gaar Scott blowing engine, one
49, 50 Gaar Scott separator, 3 gangs g.
disc plows, and all the accessories such
as tanks, cables, ETC., necessary to
the operation of same. This outfit will
pillow from 30 to so acres per day at an
average cost Of 30 cents per acre. VIII
give satisfaction, Liberal terms. Must
sell at n For further information
apply at this office, or address Percy d.
Lii, Mt. Hope, Kansas, A
Al the last business meeting of the
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03
corked Eaas.

"An ostrich egg" said the sailor,
costs 10 cents in South Africa. It's
equal to about two dozen chicken eggs,
and lasts close on to a week.
"Out there you open your ostrich
egg by maxim a small hole in the
point. You shake out as much con-
tents as you need, and then you plug
up the openin' with a cork and stand
the egg away in the refrigerator till
it's needed again.
plugged carefully, an ostrich egg
will supply a weeks breakfast ONE
lettes without goin' bad"
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03
Teach Swimming and Saves Lives.

Teach Swimming and Saves Lives.
But we don't teach swimming, and
this is a physical art most of all i'm
portant. Every school district ought
to have a natitorium. Every child
ought to be a swimmer before it is six
years old. In the Scandinavian king
doms that one shall learn to swim is
as compulsory as that n must learn
to read. When this view of the case
has been better considered in this
country it will be generally adopted.
Then we shall not everysummer be con-
fronted by a long roll of lost lives
which might have been readily saved
had swimming been a universal knowl-
edge.
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03
GETTING Even.

Editer-Why do you persist In COM
ing here? / tell you / don't buy fic-
tion.
Author-O, / don't wish to sell any
Of my stories. I am writing a short Sc
rial, entitled THE Ugliest Man on
Earth and came In merely to OBJ
tain local c~oiCrs-stray storiea
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03
Wrath Averted.

The magistrate looked severely at
the chauffeur.
THAT makes two people you've kill.
cd in. my jurisdiction" he said.
" Besides FIVE crippled" suggested
the chauffeur. why that's a peach Of
a machine. They Just can't get away
from.it."
what did you say the make was?"
inquired the magistrate, who liked an
occasional spin himself.
The Globe-republican., 1907-10-03
Card.

This 10 to certify that all druggists are
authorized to refund your money II
Foley's Honey and Tar falls to cure your
cough or cold. 1t stops the cough, heals
the lungs and prevents serious results
from q cold. Cures Ia grippe cough and
prevents pneumonia and consumption,
Contains no oplates. The genuine Is ID
a yellow package. Refuse substitutes.
Pine q Bond Drug Go.