Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-12-08

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| In order to properly act the part of SEN
| ator you must look ike a senator. 1t is
| rather hard to tell Just how a senator
ought to look. but we know how most
| of them do look, and it ought to be some
thing entirely different. A glance around
the Senate chamber will show more cold
boiled intellectually than you will find
| in any similarly sized in the world.
"Accustom yourself at once to impress
| upon everybody. as you will in time i'm
| press upon yourself. the fact that a SEN
ator of the United States quits being one
of the people the minute he takes the
oath of office. Assume sort of you
be darned air. That is characteristic
| of the English house of lords.
| "A neat placard, inscribed with the
| words. L am great constitutional law
yer, and unostentatiously worn. will dc
you much good. AT least, it has in sew
eral wel-known instances.
1T will be some time before you will
be permitted to- take part in the affairs
of the Senate. Meanwhile you can sit
around and watch how the thing is done.
| Those of you who are republicans will
be required to go twice a week at least
| to the White House and renew your ale
glance. Then you will get postmaster
or two and can shoot craps for an inter-
nal revenue COIlectOT.
The democrats must at stated Intervals
solemnly declare that William ]. Bryan
is the only logical candidate for the presi-
dency-having been twice defeated al
| ready. Inwardly you can recall the old
| saying. Three times and out Talk as
much as you please 1t will fill up the
time while the men on both sides who
| really run things are consulting and
| fixing up what is to go through When
it is arranged they will let you put it
| through.
Don't get too violent against the cor
poratons. There is AN election next fall.
| and conservatism seems to be in demand.
| After the election give it to them hot.
Send out lots of your speeches. That
| costs nobody anything except the taxpay-
| ers. and insomnia is prevalent in this
country while the banks are going up. I
don't think I need tell you any more. AL
drich and Culberson will tell you how to
vote"
The Souvenir.
The souvenir contained the menu It
was in the form of a package of clearing
house certificates, printed on bond paper
and handsomely embellished. 1t certi-
fed that the club had deposited with the
menu committee securities which entitled
the bearer to one portion of the article
| named. In the lower corner of each GER
tificate was a motto. Among them the
following:
The oyster is popular just now. 1t
never says word"
why is our chicken gumbo like the re-
lations between Roosevelt and Hughes
Strained
"Grimsby English sole looks we'll on the
bill. but any other Fish makes Hartman
ILL.,"
You take care of the fowl and Uncle
Joe will look after Fowler"
What is the difference between terra
pin Maryland and the Department of JUS
tice? The terraoin has been relieved of
it's Bony Part and the department
This game is guaranteed not to be as
| tough as the one Cortelyou is I'D against. :"
why is this coffee like the five-million-
dollar conspiracy? 1t has no grounds"
The Guests.
The guests were:
The Japanese ambassador.
The British ambassador.
| George F. Adams, Old Point Comfort
Va.
| ]. P. Aleshire. quartermaster general,
U.S.A
Joseph w. Babcock, Wisconsin.
William Barnes, jr, New York
John Barrett. director, bureau of Amcri-
| can republics.
| Albert ]. Beverdge, senator from In.
diana.
Oscar p. Blackman, New York
Arthur Blanchard, Washington, D. c.
Jonatha1 Bourne. senator from Oregon
George w. Boyd. Pennsylvania railroad
l Charles +. BROKER Connecticut
| Adds B. Browne. Washington d. c.
Norris Brown, senator from Nebraska
Ray Brown, Everybodys Magazine,
| New York.
Willard II. Brownson, rear admiral.
U.S.N.
Joseph Bryan, Richmond Times-Dis-
patch.
f. G. auckland. N. Y, N. H. and H.
| railroad.
R. A Bull. New York.
James Francis Burke, representative
| from Pennsylvania.
F.. ]. Burkett. senator from Nebraska.
Timothy E. Byrnes. N. Y, N. H. and II.
railroad.
John Callahan. Washington D. C.
Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the House
of Representatives.
/ John G. Capers, commissioner, internal
| revenue.
! Clark E. Carr, Illinois.
! l.. l.. Carson, Pittsburg, Pa.
Robert w. Chambers. New York.
! M. 0. Chance. Washington d. c.
| W. f. Chandler, Washington, d. &.
| George B. CortelyoV, Secretary of the
| Treasury.
John o'Hara cosgrave. New York,
Everybody's Magazne.>
| W. NJ. Crane, senator from Massachu-
sets.
William F. Crerand, New York.
| Harry r. Cunningham, Washington,
| D. c.
Francis W. Cushman, representative
| from Washington.
John Dalzell, representative from Penn
| sylvania.
| Madison Davis, Washington, D. c.
Jefferson Davis. senator from ArkanSas
S. 7. Davis, Bridgeport Conn.
| Oscar King Davis New York Times
David 7. Day. Washington, D. c.
! Tunis F. Dean, New York
Richard Delafield, New York
Eugene De Reeves, Baltimore, Md.
| tana. 1870
Edward w. Dom, Washington, d. C.
Elmer Dover, New York
George T. DAnlop, Washington, D. C,
w. J. Dwyer, Washington, d. c.
y. II. Edwards. assistant secretary OF
Arthur F. Evans, Chicago.
Chares w. Fairbanks, Vice President o,
the United States.