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The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

at AsheviiIe with them, will go to Tate Spring to spend some time before re- turning home.
 Mrs. F. R. Yarbrough of Opp will arrive today to be the guest of her pa- rents, Mir. and Mrs. R. F. Dexter, at their home on Bellinger Heights
 + ~
 MT. and Mrs. Charles Anderson, for merly of Montgomery. now in~Greens- boro at the home of her parents. MT. and Mrs. McFadden, are being con- graduated on the birth of a son. | Mir. and Mrs. A. B. woolfolk will move in few days into the new home at Cloverdale, recently purchased py them, now occupied by MT. and Mrs. Harry. Danziger. MT and Mrs. Harry Danziger have taken a residence corner of Madison Avenue and Bainbridge Street.
 +
 MT; J: A. HowarS; Jr; w Is RnToS' sns Suesi' si of Sfr his hsme1 aunt; ss4 Yssi sayre S SstresE '"
 Mrs. Thomas F. stephens and chil- dren have returned from a stay of sew eral weeks in Clarke county. near Mo bile.
  Miss Mary Hill Princeton and Miss Ruth Hill spent yesterday with friends in Montgomery, en route from their home in Mount Meigs to Montevallo where they will attend the Girls In dustrial School.
 Miss Jean Burke has returned to Marion to resume her studies at Jud- son College.
 Miss Virginia Lawson, of Mathews is the guest of Miss Ellen Dexter. :. < Mrs p c. Massey and children have returned from vtrginia where they spent the summer. Mrs. M. D, Bibb has, returned from spending some time in Yinemont. + Miss Mary Emma Brooks has re turned to her home in ozark, after visit to friends in. Montgomery,
 Mrs otha Nix is Ill at her home. 4ot Dexter avenue Mrs. ID. Carter. Jr., of Atlanta, II visiting Mr., Carter's parents. MT, anS Mrs. J. D. Carter. Mrs. Lottie Driver is spending som' | time at Grandview. Mrs. G. W. Barnett has returned | from Pensacola, where she has beei visiting Mrs. J. W. Black. < + | Mrs. G. J. Scroyel of Jacksonville is the guest of her sister, Mrs. J. W | Brown
 Mrs. Mary Chambers and Miss Lefl' 1 Gordon, of New York, who have beer visiting MT. and Mrs, c. c. Aber
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11
MunIclval Code Going Out.

Clerk Cyrus Brown, of the House of Representatives, is busily engaged In sending out to the members of the Leg isIature copies of the new municipal code Five copies will be sent to each of the Representatives, in accordance with the joint resolution passed at the session of the Legislature.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11
Int New omees

Clerk Ligon, of the Supreme Court. has moved his ofice into the quarters formerly occupied by the State Super intendent of Education. and the form CT clerks office is now being fitted up as a special judicial chamber.
 This office will be made as comfort able as possible. and will be in read mess sfor the next session of the Su- preme Court.
 All of the other departments have stralghtened out their offices after nov ing. and those In which new furniture Is to be installed are waiting for the contractors to do their work.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11
GoIng to RusselI ceunty.

State Superintendent of Education Gunnels. and State Auditor W. W. Brandon will leave this morning for PittsheId, Russell County, where lthey go on invitation to make educational addresses. This is one of the many visits that will be necessary to deter mine on school sites for the new coun- ty high schools, as provided for in the recent educational bill.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11
LAWS OF RED MEN.
Amendment Excluding Saloon Men aa
 Ad0uted.

Norfolk, Va. Sept. l0---The Great Council of the United States Improved order of Red Men, in its sixteenth an' nual session here today adopted an amendment 70 the laws of the Order prohibiting membership in the future to all saloon keepers and bar tenders The great council rescinded all legisla- ton enacted at the Niagara Falls meet ing last, year in relation to the stA1sti' tuition At the "jewep for the sash and went back to the old form oi regalia in initiatory.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11
FAIRBANKS ACCEPTS.
VIee-President VIII Visit the ken-
 tucIky State Fair.

Louisville. Ky. Sept 10.-The direc- tors of the Kentucky State Fair to- night received a telegram from Vice President Fairbanks accepting an in- yitation to attend the fair which will be held in this city next week at Churchill Downs. MT. Fairbanks will attend the Fair Saturday, September 20, "southern Indiana Day" and will deliver an address. Preparations are already under way to give him a mo- table reception
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11
The Consumer Is
 Judge and Jury

The manufacturer sometimes loses sight of the fact that the consumer his court of first and last resort The consumer will hear his evidence and pass upon his case If the verdict is in his favor the people will demand his goods-and the dealer and jObber will be compelled to furnish them.
 If you are a manufacturer, call in the Massengale Advertising Agency of Atlanta, Ga and let them pre- pare and present your to the jury through the columns of this newspaper.
 Don't attempt to manage your own advertising campaign without experience. Remember the old adage the truth of which is recognized by all good business men-''Ighe who acts as his own attor- ney has fool for a client.'',
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

MT. and Mrs. W. H. Hawley will Eoove soon into their new home next to that of Mir. and Mrs. Owen Brewer at ClQverdale.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

MT. and Mrs David Whetstone have zone to Buffalo and several other Eastern points.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

Mr, and Mrs. Owen Brewer will move into their new home at Clover dale.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

Mrs Betz and daughters, of Coium- bus, Ga, will come to Montgomery to make their home with her son, MT. C.. L.. Betz, and will occupy the residence at IS South Street, now occupied by Mir. and Mrs. A. s. WoOifolk.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

Mrs Mary Chambers and Miss Leila 1ordon. of New York, who have been visiting MT. and Mrs, c. c. Aber-
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

Miss Beulah Walter has gone t' Lynchburg, Va, to attend school.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

Mrs. G. J. Scroyel, of Jacksonville is the guest of her sister, Mrs. J. w. Brown.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

Mrs. Hardwick Ruth and children have returned from Anniston, where they have been visiting her mother, Mrs. Crook.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-09-11

Friends Tn MontgOmeFy nave IeCeINeU the following invitation;
 captain and Mrs D; B, EdwaraS invite you to be present al the mar, mar rtage of their daughter Mary Galloway Edwards. to Rev Robert Wayne Jones 6n Thursday morning September 18th. 1907, at 8 o'clock. at home. Tyler Ala
 Tbev will be at home at s17 Clay straet Montgomery. after October 1st
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-12-06
Notice.

The annual meeting of the stockhol-
ders of the First National bank of
North Bennington, VT, will be held at
their banking house on Tuesday, the
18th day of January, 1908 at 10 o'clock
a. m. for the purpose of electing
board of directors for the ensuing
year and for any other proper and nec-
essary business.
s. B. Hall, Cashier.
North Bennington. VT, Dec. 6, 1907.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Old Inns Of Old ENGLAND.

Those who learn history from stones,
those who travel to read the long ac-
count Of races and nations in the time
scared buildings of the past, will find
in old inns one quality possessed in the
same degree by no other remains of
antiquity. They will find broad hu-
man nature. Cathedrals will give you
the history Of the priest, castles and
manors the story of the mobiles and
cities the record Of the guildsman and
merchant. But it is at the wayside
inn that all meet together. 1t is there
at the comfortable hostelry, that each.
for a time, throws aside his calling and
jostles with his neighbor as way
'fsrer. Inns haye never been renowned
for stiff neckedness. 1t has ever been
their pride to hold out welcoming arms
to all who can pay their way, what
ever their character or creed, and in
deed they must run the risk Of being
cheated by those who have not groat.
They must find 9 room for TIE king.
II need be, and a shelter for the polite
stranger who nightly cuts purses on
the kings highway. The runaway
couple must be worthily refreshed. and
while their smoking horses are led into
the galleried courtyard, and within an
hour mine host must screw up his face
for welcome to those who post in hot
pursuit.-Indoors and Out
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
st,eet Namee m city Of M.xiee.

Street. Names In City Of Mckee.
The street nomenclature in the City
Of Mexico 10 even more puzxling than
that in New Orleans. Each block has
a different name. Following the same
street, you successfully go through the
streets of. st. Augustine, of the Angel,
Of the Holy Ghost, of st. Joseph, etc.
From the street of the Rats you pass
to the street of the Crosses; from the
street Of the Gate Of Heaven to that of
the Love of God. Every shop also has
a special name, as was the custom for
merDy in Europe. I regret that did
not jot down many curious ones.
only remember ''pulque" drinking
shop called Los Perros (the Dogs, thus
plainly telling the frequenters what
they are going to. Another ''pul.
queria," directly opposite church,
calls itself boldly Ell Castillo del Dr.
ablo (the Castle of the DeviD. Anoth-
er is San Lunes ySt. Monday. The
Mexican workman always celebrates
Monday as day Of rest and dissipa-
ton. He will work on Sunday, but
not on Monday.-New Orleans Times
Democrat.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Tin Filled Teeth,

"Do you know that tooth is filed
with tin?" asked the dentist, tapping
one of his patients molars with his
little pick.
Indeed do. That was filled years
ago by country dentist, and it is the
best filling l have ever had put in
TOOTH"
"Of course it is. 1t is pity more
people do not know that fact. The
only trouble is that tin Is so hard to
manipulate it costs more than gold
filling, and people will not pay the
price for anything which sounds so
cheap as tin. l have one customer,
though, who is educated. He is
Wall street broker, and he will not let
me put any other kind Of filling into
his teeth except tin. He pays me $40
an hour and lets me take all the time
that is necessary. 1t is not SO expen-
sive as it seems at first, however, for
once in a tin filling never has to be
renewed, whereas gold often does.'-
New York Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
The Oldest Book.

The oldest book in the world to
which positive date can be assigned
is an assortment of proverbs some
what after the style of the proverbs
collected by Solomon. The work is ac-
credited to Ptah-hotep, an Egyptian
king, and Psychologists assign to it an
antiquity Of at least 300 B. G. Abra-
ham was called to leave his home in
Ur Of the Chaldees 1921 B. c., SO that
this volume was written LOO years
before the beginning of Jewish histo-
~. The deluge is placed by most chro-
biologists at B. G. 2348, so the book, if
its dating is correct, must have been
written before the food. Methuselah
was born B. G. 1917, SO that this papy.
rus was prepared and these proverbs
were collected when the oldest man on
record was lively young fellow Of
300 years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
She Got Wisa.

A Laramie woman went to the the
alter the other night with some friends,
but when they were seated she was
separated from her friends by man
and woman who seemed to pay no at
tention to each other. The woman
figured out that If the two people
would sit over seat she could sit
with her friends. Bracing up her
nerve, she said sweetly to the man.
BEG pardon, are you here aloneT'
The man stared at the curtain as If he
were drawing salary for it. II beg
pardon the woman said little loud
er, "are you alone?" "Get wise," whis.
pered the man hoarsely through the
extreme corner Of his mouth; ''this Is
my wife. Laramie Boomerang.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Tho Boat For the Missouri.

The eccentric and variable Missouri
river has "a personal friend" in George
Fitch, who declares in the American
Magazine that the stream is navigable
enough if only the steamboats, would
conform to its peculiarities. 1.-The Mis-
souri, river steamboat" says Mr.. Fitch
SHOULD be shallow, 1.-THE, deep chested
and exceedingly strong in the stern
wheel. 1t should be hinged in the
middle and should be fitted with a
suction dredge, so that when it cannot
climb over a sand bar it can assimilate
1t. The Missouri river steamboat
should be able to make use of chan
mel, but should not have to depend up
on it, A steamer that cannot on oc-
casion climb steep clay bank, 60
across a cornfield and corner river
that is trying to get away has little
excuse for trying to navigate the Mis-
souri,"
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

JOHN CAMPBELL
Lulu MARY LABRACHE
LAWRENCE CoURTLAND
WARNER
LErA MUR1EL PEARL WEBB
PETER JOHN PETERSON
Thomas MAXWELL SHUMA-
KER
WILLIAM MARVIN KARR
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Som. Shots at "Ha.te."

Hurry usually leads to error. The
motto Of Baron Plnnket was "Hasten
slowly" Churchill said, 1.-THE more
haste ever the worst speed" Boileau,
Hasten slowly and without losing
heart put your work twenty times
upon the anvil "Haste maketh
waste" said Haywood. 81 am always
IN, haste, but never in hurry" is from
John Wesley. Richard III. mumble
Sweet flowers are slow and weeds
make haste" He would have made
successful farmer This is Seneca.
"Haste trips up its own heels. letters
and stops ITSELF" Tennyson, "Raw
haste, half sister to delay"
Life for delays and doubts no time does
z s give:
None ever yet made haste enough to live.
That bright couplet was written by
Cowley. Listen to Bulwer-Lytton:
DuSinesS dispatched II business well done.
Int bustness hurried Il business ~ done
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
South American oil Birds.

One of the animal curiosities of South
America is the coil bird" or guacharo.
1t breeds in rocky caves on the main
land, and one of it's favorite haunts is
the island Of Trinidad. It lays it's eggs
in nest made Of mud, and the voting
birds are prodigiously fat. The natives
melt the fat down in clay pots and pro-
duce from it kind Of butter. The
caves inhabited by the birds are usual.
ly accessible only from the sea, and
the hunting of them is sometimes an
exciting sport.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Poor Bird!

The foolish man approached the won.
derful goose that laid the golden eggs.
"Old bird" calculated the foolish
man, ~ think your time has come.
Golden eggs are no longer popular.
Why can't you lay gold bricks?"
Because, MASTER" replied the goose,
II don't belong to the bricklayers' m
lon"
And then the AK fell. Chicago News
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
Eighth Grade Graduates.

The graduating exercises of the eighth
grade pupils on Wednesday evening
were attended by large audience and
were of very interesting nature. The
program proved that the pupils and
their teacher, Mrs. Burley, had put in
some good hard work in preparation.
The essays were we'll written and the de-
CARNATIONS we'll delivered. The music,
drills and tableau work was very finely
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
When She Li.ten.,

Poor Henpeck! Every time he
starts to say anything his wife stops
him" WI y
iS mot 5always. He has habit Of talk
ing ii his sleep. and when he does that
sshe Just listens breathlessay Phila-
,delphia Press. 53', ,:..
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31

done and some Of the effects were very
beautiful indeed. Mrs. Burley and her
pupils are to be congratulated on the
success of the entertainment. Supt
Sherarts in presenting the diplomas par
ticularly noted the large portion Of boys
in the class and hoped that the same
proportion would be continued through
the high school years.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-31
CLASS ROLL


ADRIAN GERALDINE JOHN CAMPBELL
BROWNIE VALDs EMERSON Lulu MARY LABRAcHE
CHARLES WILLIAM ARpEs LAWRENCE CouRrLAND
CLARA LILLIAN HART WARNER
DELRoY JOSEPH LABRAcHE LErA MUR1EL PEARL WEBB
EDITH EVELYN BAsKEN PETER JOHN PETERSON
EMMETTE RUSSELL HoRR Thomas MAXWELL SHuMA-
ENID MABEL SWITZER TKER
Guy LAVERE SPILLER MARVIN KARR
GEORGE ARTHUR McCoNNA- 'N}
SELECTION BY CRY oRCHEsTRA
sALUTAToRY 'o.s Guy splIei
oRAT1oN The Mnuteman Of the Revolution John Campbell
INSTRUMENTAL TRIO The Grand Original ...........
Adrian Gelardnc, Emmette Horr Peter Peterson
GRAFTON, "The Elements Roosevelt's Greatness ....
George McConnachie
DEFAMATION, "The Greater Republic Deroy LaBrache
FLAG MARCH AND SALUTE Fourteen girls and boys
GRAFTON, "The American Soldier Thomas Shumaker
G GIG Come Where the Lilies Bloom"
DEFAMATION, "dcKinleys Euogy Lincoln" .........
Lawrence Warner
PIANO SOLO "Moonfowers' Evelyn Basken
READNG The Ride Of Jenny McNea Enid e sw g,asr
INSTRUMENTAL QUARTETTE Selected .......... Adrian
Gerardne Emmette Horr Peter Peterson, Shumaker
SONG ANDiPANTOMIME "Home Sweet Home" ..........
Mrs Fedman assisted by fifteen girls
SELECTION BY CITY oRCHEsTRA - : '''e'A s''lS
PREsEXTATToN 81 DiPIoMAs sup ' lehman ale
CLOSING ADDRESS. >. Fmmette Horr
ooNe' america '............. Audience
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-08-23
RnaSn's Eccentric Enulish.

Reade's use OF the English language,
too, was eccentric not To say ludicrous
In "a Simpleton," when he wished to
signify that two people turned their
backs OH each other In fit OF temper,
be wrote, They showed napes." De-
scriblng the complexion Of the New
Haven hshwives In Christie John
stone" he says, 1T Is race OF wo-
men that the northern sun peachifies
Instead OF rosewoodizing.' In "Readi-
ana" he describes gentleman giving
lunch 10 two ladies ut railway res
taurant as follows: HE souped them,
be tough chickened them. he branded
and cochinealed one, and he branded
and burnt sugared the other (brandy
and cochlneal and brandy and burnt
sugar being Reade's euphemisms for
port and sherry respectively. While
hc was preparing his series OF articles
on Old Testament characters he read
what he had written TO John Coleman
on one occasion and came to this star
ting passage In his argument:
Having now arrived at this conclu-
sion. we must go the whole hog or
none"
Coleman objected to this phrase.
"You don't like the hog, l see" said
Reade. well. It's a strong figure OF
speech. and It's understanded OK the
people. but-yes, you are right It's
scarcely Scriptural, so out 1t goes
Gentleman's Magazine.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-08-23
Absentmlnded.

She was an exceedingly dainty lit
tie woman. who was taking a very
great interest in the welfare OF the
convicts when she was being shown
through the penitentiary the other day,
Guard O'Brien was along when she
happened to speak to one Of the prison
ers. Il am so sorry for you" she re-
marked in n tender tone Of voice. "Oi
course you will be very thankful when
the time comes for you to leave this
dreadful place"
No" retorted the man. "Td q sigh'
rather stop here where l am The
little woman almost collapsed.
isn't 1t stranger she asked, turn.
ing to the guard. Il had no idea the
prisoners were so conteVted What
was the poor fellows offenseT
The guard concealed covert grin
"He was Just q little absentminded
that was ALL" followed the grin.
"Absentmlndedg exclaimed his az
tonished interrogation.
"Yes, madam" politely replied
O'Brlen. "He persisted In forgetting
ne was married. and now when his
time is up he has five wives awaiting
him on the outside"
The woman could not deny that the
convict had sufficient reasons to be
contented with his present lot-Colum
bus Dispatch.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-08-23
She Wanted a Book.

A fashlonably dressed young woman
came hurrying into Il bookstore re-
GENTLY and approached i salesman with
the statement: II want 10 get a book
it's q red bOok-not very thick! No, ]
don't know the name Of IL or what II
is about. because | haven't read II. II
has a picture in the middle Of the cover
at least l. think IL Is picture-it IS
something round, done IN gilt 1t may
be the name.
81 wish you would hurry and hunt up
the book. because | am taking train
to New York and | want il to read on
The trip. ] saw some one reading II
On the train the other day and laugh
Ing over It, and that's why l want 1t.
"Of course am not expected to
know what Il is, but should think any
one who knew books and was handling
them all the time ought TO know!
"No, | don't think II was either of
those boolIs-lt was thicker than that
one and more on the cerise shade than
that one.
well, I cant wait any longer for
you to hunt It up"
As the young woman passed out OF
the shop she turned TO her companion
and remarked audibly: Strange how
stupid some Of these clerks are! Well,
I wasn't going 10 really get ii anyway.
I lust wanted to find out what II was!'
Youths Companion.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-08-23
Bzsa Are Real Cute.

It's related for Il fact that the reason
bass iump-and II Is common practice
Of the fsh-ls because they wish TO ac'
orire grace and strength In testing
their ability against that Of fishermen
Several men who say they know
what they are talking about point out
that bass do most Of their jumping
during the spring and are especially
active Just before the open season be-
gins.
At this time they may be seen doing
long distance jumps, somersaults and
side stepping.
One bass expert goes SO far rs to say
that he spent an entire afternoon
watching a three pound bass dragging
q long willow sapling through th'
water and acting rs If 1t were caught
on hook.
Leaning lnto the air, II would turI
In half circle as II to dlsgorge tn
barb. and then it would swim back
ward in m endeavor 10 snap til
branch.
This fisherman asserts that wha'
.,impinc the has; Do during the sun
mer is merely t. keep In practice an
Yot get <.alc.-Philndclph Mort
American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-08-23
Glass Cuttiro,

The layman who Is introduced TO the
mysteries Of cutting glass for the frs
time is amazed at the amount OF wori
that the workman does entirely by his
eye. The first stage Of the bowl which
is to be cut finds ii in perfectly plair
condition, not a scratch upon 1t and
only a half dozen or more marks In RED
chalk, which mean absolutely nothing
10 the Impractical eye. But to the
workman they mean the whole pat
tern. Perhaps the dish Is a salad bowl
The marks in chalk will run from the
edge, five intervals apart, down to TIE
center OF the bowl at the bottom. In
one OF the divisions Of the bowl thus
marked there may be a little further
marking In the shape perhaps OF q
diamond. This indicates the pattern
into which the bowl is TO be cut and
il will be repeated in each Of the five
divisions. All the lntrlcacles OF the
design the workman has In his bead,
and they develop on the glass In way
which seems TO the hooker on absolute
v marvelous.-New York Times.