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New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
BISHOP BRENT ON THE PHILIPPINES
Opposes Selling Islands Self-Government
Allowed Too SOon-Trade Relations Unfair

Providence oct. 3O-In an address before the
Churchmens Club the Right Rev Charles II
Brent. Protestant Episcopal Bishop of the Pbj,ip-
pines. declared that for this country 10 conside
Tor moment such a proposition as selling the
ihlnpplhe Islands would be shirking of response
bility to a criminal extent. an act that wouId
amount 10 bartering OF the soul of the nation "
Continuing, the Bishop safe:
The responsibility for the retaining and devclon
ment of our island possessions In the Far East a
oeFeioIment along moral and spiritual lines as
mueh as any other, is OF the heaviest rbat
rests upon a nation and to atternn+ 70 a,,otI
II would be unchristianlike in the extreme"
Bishop Brent IN the course cf his address ev
pressed the opinion that the United States govor,
Inent hac been too speedy in allowing the Filpinoe
sen government. and that mistake had been made
in giving them so much of the electora, cr,,,clsa
he also said that the present trade relations of the
United States with the Philippines were unjust 10
the latter
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
LOVE AGAIN FINDS A WAY.
Although the Transport Sumner Was Quar-
antined Officer Will Wed To-day.
TBv Telegraph to The Tribune.

Philadelphia, Oct. 30.-Lieutenant Richardson of
the Regular Army, passenger the trans
port Sumner. which reached Delaware Breakwater
late Saturday afternoon A suspected case Of
yellow fever board caused the Sumner TO be
placed in quarantine and the lieutenant fretted.
His marriage 10 Miss Elizabeth Grady, of No. 32O
West Lancaster Pike, Wayne. had been set for to-
morrow. The quarantine threatened to hold up the
transport and all on board for a week or two.
The lieutenant on deck TO think 1t was
pitch dark, and heavy rain squall struck the
vessel Just as he about to go below he heard
oars. and discerned two men in a boat pulling
for the shore only a rod away. Without hesitation
he leaped from the vessels side. and a few strokes
brought him to the boat.
The wedding will take place at ST. Mary's Church
Wayne. tomorrow, at frs: intended.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
FORT WILL WIN-STOKES.
Indications FaU0r Republican Sue
cess, Says Governor.
~ TeIegraph . &c Tribune. ]

TI5y 4tlegTalH o TIC ITIDUie
Trenton, oct. Ex-Governor Stokes when asked
to-day for his opinion Of the result of the election
in this said:
Il have no doubt of the election Of Mr. Fort as
Governor by very large majority. The indica-
uons favor Republican success. Indeed It seems
TO me the prospects more assuring this year
than they Were in any of the previous campaigns
for Governor. Mr.. Fort is making a splendid inn
preston He is meeting the issues squarely and
courageousy and demonstrating his fitness for the
Governorship by training, experience and abllity
His strength is every day increasing, and the
people aware that for the last twelve the
Republican party has been progressing and has
enacted many important and advanced reform
measures. and New Jersey will take no backward
step John Franklin Fort is an up-to-date candi-
date in spirit and in thought, and will continue
10 aid the progressive policies of our state II
elected"
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
CAPT. sLocuM ON LONE VOYAGE AGAIN

[By TELEGRAPH 20 The Tribune
Boston. Oct. 3.-Dominated by an Unsuitable wan
derlust, Captain Joshua Slocum, the lone navigator
and author is retitng his little soop Spray for an
other lone voyage around the world. This time his
ultimate destination Is the Orinoco River up which
he will sail as far as his vessel can go 1t is not
long since he returned from 2O5-mile cruise alone
In the little nine-ton vessel He says she is the
nearest tn storm proof vessel that ever topped
wave She Is rebuilt out of a boat over one hun
dred YenrS old
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
CONTROLLED BY P. R. R., IT is SAID

The Pennsylvania Railroad, according TO a rumor
current in New Jersey yesterday. has obtained
troll of the New Jersey & New York Railroad.
branch OF the Erie system, and will take its
operation the first of year
The report had II that when the Pennsylvanias
line into this city completed connection
would be made with the New York 4 New Jersey
the Meadows. and that pending that time the
pennsylvania trains would be sent over the tracks
of the New York. Susquchanna & Western, which
is operated by the Erie from the Pennsylvaniu's
terminal in Jersey City
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
CALLS RECORDER LIAR; GETS 80 DAYS
Led from Police Station, Irate Prisoner Tries
to Trip Patrolman, but Fails.

Montclair. Oct. 80 (specaD.-"You're a crook and
liar Judge" said James NJ Norris. of No 20
Glenridge avenue. to-day, when Recorder Yost ad
Vised the man and his wife TO take their marital
troubles into the county courts
That remark will cost you ninety days in the
penitentiary.' responded Judge Yost and he forth
with made out a commitment
As Police Sergeant Thomas Claren led the ,ris-
oner away Norris attempted jiu jitsu the Off
GER Claren, however. is the patroiman who fought
of mob of Italians after being almost cut TO
pieces. and the game4worked the wrong way for
Norrs>
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
HEAVY GUNS FOR BATTLEsHIPs.
|aii0Te OF l3.5 Inches Adopted for New
Brazilian Warships.

London, Oct. 30-It was rumored here recent-
ly that the new British battleshins of Tho
Dreadnought type were TO have 135-incb in
stead Of pinch guns. It was known thar sucb
guns were being constructed. It now appears
however. that they for the two Brazilian
nattleships, the orders for which have been
placed with the Armstrong;. These guns will
be mounted in special barbettes. and so ar
ranged that they win be able to concentrate
their fire on either broadside. It is said that
'ne piercing power of the shells thrown by these
great guns will be greater than that of any
others now in use
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
Proposals.
TRUNK SEWER AND TUNNEL.
once OF the Commission. No. Grand

=
Pursuant to the Provisions of Chapter 64s OF the
the OF 1907.
SEALED BIDS. addressed the Chairman OF the
Bronx Valley Sewer Commission and accompanied by
n certified check for at least hvo per cent OF the
OF security required for the faithful perform
of the contract for each section bid upon. will
be received up November Z. 1907. p NJ. for
furnishing all the work and materials for
the watertight and enduring
CONSTRUCTION Of each one Of the seven sections,
from three and feet in diameter
AL one-half feet eight and one half feet in
concrete. reinforced or brick
masonry
PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS may be at the
office of the Commission The Invitation
ors. for Bids. the Specifications the
Form Contract and Bond may obtained from the
Secretary of the Commission upon the payment
dollar. be repaid when the properly used
in bidding
FORM OF BID fuIni requirements n the
Invitation and be made out upon the printed Form OF
above obtained and tho Cornrnssion reserves
reject any to accept
that those whose acceptance will. its tuis-
ment best the public interest efficient
performance mentioned
FRANK N GLOVER
Secretary
Once OF the Commission. No = Grand ST. white
N.
October 10. 1907.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
srRlkE ON rHE MEXICAN CENTRAL.

Mexico City, Oct. 3O.-Not wheel is moving on
the Tampco division of the texican Central Rail
road all OF the operating force having walked
on Monday The in the shops Joined
them. The strike caused by quarrel at Car
denas between a conductor who is said to have
been intoxicated, and, the chief dispatcher. The
conductor drew pistol the trainmaster and.
another dispatcher coming to his aid, the conduc-
tor was dsarmed and thrown downstairs. The
three men, Americans. were taken TO prison and
the operating force refused 10 work until they
were released. special government representa-
i've is endeayoring TO settle the t.onbIe.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
CRASHES INTO HORSEC4R.
Three Badly Hurt an Street RaiL7oay
Collision.

Following a collision between an Eighth avenue
car and an Avenue c crosstown horsecar early
this morning. in which several persons were m
jured. two seriously. the motorman of the Eighth
avenue car, Joseph Keegan. of No. 221 West Goth
street locked up in the Charles street police
station a charge of intOXication.
The more seriously injured are: Natalie NJ. Gila-
mini, of No. 1876 West Broadway; Lawrence De
VILE of No. 619 Greenwich street: Lena Karp of
No. 173 Avenue G.
There were eight persons in the horsecar and
all were shaken up.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
TRANSATLANTIC TRAVELLERS.
Among the passengers who will sail to-day
Europe

Among the passengers who will sail to-day for
Europe
THE BALTIC. FOR LIVERPOOL.
Mrs. George W. Allen. ~. l.. Lord
Lady barrymore. Mrs :
Mrs. James NJ Il. Dwight. r. r. Sims
THE kAlSERIN AUGUSTE VICTORIA, FOR HAM
BURG.
MI g,onn ana noos Mrs. r. Living Mrs. c a; Knight
stone bfeHilan Mr.. and Mrs. +. D. Peon
M a'u MIS. Ial wan Charles q. d. Roberts.
Eugene Higgins - '''''0S'
Travellers who arrived yesterday from abroad
were:
THE KRONPRINX WILHELM FROM RRENE,>-
70; 10y Vsnourne Richard Buhg.
MS. MS 7tephen ~ Elktns Mr.. and Jean Gerardv
O'p''in H. u Hebhnghaus, Mrs. Philip Lydig.
THE CARMANIA, FROM LIVERPOOL.
Mr.. and Bertrand Heer and
= w Nusack Kent -
Mr. and Mrs. Ris- Mr. and Mr.
~ iieaIn
'''u NM Mrs John Wells
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
FLOOD IN HousAroNlc RIVER.

Great Darlington. Mass, oct @-The Taconic
Mountains shed such a great volume of water dur
ing the night result of forty-eight hours con-
tnuous rainfall that the valley OF the Housatonc
River and its tributaries flooded higher to-
day than for the last ten years. The rising water
caused some damaEe and mmch alarm
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
STRIKING TELEGRAPHERs RETURN.

La Crosse Wis. Oct. SO.--The telegraph strike at
La Crosse ended to-day. when the last of the
striking operators returned TO work with the com
merCial companies.
Norfolk Va oct. 3O.-The telegraph strike
called off here to-day.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31

Boston, Oct. S0.-Seventy-fve OF the telegraph
operators who went out strike last August have
returned to their keys in Boston. according 10
statements made to-day by Mr. Richardson man
ager of the Postal Telegraph Company. and c. F.
Arnes superintendent Of the Western Union Tele
graph Company. The men have been coming back
slowly. a few each day, according to the state
ments. until the Postal company has REIN
stated fifty men and the Western Union twenty
EEe
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
MISS BRADTs ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCED

Albany Oct 30.-Mr and Mrs Anthony n
Brady. of this city. announced tonight the en-
gagement of their daughter. Miss Marcia Myers
Brady, to Carl L. Tucker. also of Albany sen OF
the late Luther Tucker. who for many years was
Editor OF THE Country Gentleman"N
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31
BONFIRE BURNS FATAL

n'tsaret McGill. five years old. of No 80 Oliver
street newark. was playing at a bonfire near her
e. Ses'eruay afternoon. when her clothing took
nre She died last evening In ST Iamas,s H.
ptaL oS nus
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31

I,oRT SCHUYLER y. Y. SEPTEMBER sO 1907
Sealed proposals. in trpliCate. received urtl
II e. m. November / 1907 for repairing or Mr. Wharf
Information furnished application reserves rigbt
any all proposals Envelopes containing pro
posals will be marked Proposals for repairing Wharf,
and addressed Lieut. Chas l. Fisher. Or Mr.
New-York tribune., 1907-10-31

Buffalo oct 3O-At the Western Union office IT
was said this afternoon that four of their striking
operators had applied for work to-day, and that IN
the last five days twenty had returned to work.
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-11-03

Monday Night-oscar Figman, in
"The Lightning Conductor.
. Tuesday, Wednesday and Thurs
day Nighte-Retura Ct the Imperial
Entertainers.
Friday Night-Auma1 Hearts. y
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-11-03

a brisk and lively comedy Of romance
and adventure BY Harry b. Smith he
Of comic opera fame. ~
The sforr has not been lost in the
handling by Mr. Smith. and relates
to The romance Of an American gil
trying to tour France in an antiquat-
ed motor car Her chauffeur de-
serts he leaving her with the disab-
led ca on lonely roadway in
France IN this predicament she and
the chaperonng Aunt are discovered
BY the Hon John Winston. an Eng
lish gentleman, who enchanted bN-
the girls beauty plays knight Grant
and succors her from her unpleasant
situation
The Brunswick news. [volume] (Brunswick, Ga.) 1906-2016, 1907-11-03

Those, who are prone to enjoy a
good laugh QuicAl9 followed by
another, before an e9aryescing farce
comedy, are almost sure Of areeting
he offering at The Grand Monday
night when Oscar Figman win be
seen in The Lightning Conductor. "
This play is one Of uptodate sport
manners and loye-making, and has
been most capitally adapted from G.
n & A. NJ. Williamsons famous nov
el, THE Lightning Conductor" into
Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1907-11-14

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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1907-11-14

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GDffingen itarb.
sreie staote.
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tpertb ees Gdladtpiebes, oas i'm
Sabre 1906 alf Die bieiistn Niehz
mGrtte sebra9t tpuroe. betrGat niht
peniser als 92,cO4, ,O2O Marf.
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Der Deutsche beobachter. [volume] (New Philadelphia, Ohio) 1869-1911, 1907-11-14
A6niSrei& yatera.

MInshen. - Der ROnig bon
'@iuua Derlieb btm Weiindener Runit<
mailer Geo. Mein3plt, ber be fiinitle=
rifhe Museeitnltung ber Geburtsz
tagsfeitr bes R0niss IN 9omburs y.
b. 9. iibernDmnlen bntte. bas Diff
5ierireu3 pOm iuSBen Glefanten.
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I. B 4! ]! !. 4. Das altbstanilte
SftShoila An llll(ips QIiana'
nidlll 4 ~ aiu O. 4 els1
The Bourbon news., 1907-06-11
The Onion DODGE.


incredible as it may seem," said the
detective, there are many shoplifters
who steal by the agency of the onion.
Ihese men, before setting out upon
their contemplated crimes, eat of raw
onions abundantly. Then they stroll
into the silversmith's or the haberdash-
er's or the jewelers. that they propose
to rob.
Show me those large solitaires sur
rounded with pigeon blood rubies,
please says the jewel thief.
The clerk brings forth the tray of
gems and, bending over it, the thief
sighs with admiration. His face close
to the clerks. he sighs again. And the
clerks nOstriis quiver, and he turns
away his head. The inspection of the
diamonds continues for some minutes.
throughout it the thief keeps breath
ing hard, the clerk keeps turning his
head away, and hence it is no wonder.
at the days end, that couple of costly
rings are missing. New York Press.
The Bourbon news., 1907-06-11
Butler Wanted the Brief.

While E. G. Carrigan was in General
B. E. Buffers law Office lady came
in to ask some advice AS the general
was not in, Mr. Carrigangquestion
her and told her he would submit Ter
case to the general which he did.
The general was to leave the next
day for Washington and told Mr. Car
rigan to prepare a brief of the lady's
case and show it to him the next day
Mr.. Carrigan sat up half of the night
writing his brief The next morning,
about fifteen minutes before Butler
was to take his carriage for the train,
he told Mr.. Carrigan he would look at
his brief and give his opinion.
Mr.. Carrigan began by saying: "Gen-
eral, 1 have made Il most careful study
of this case. l have the points all in
my head and can state them to you in
three minutes"
LET me have the brief" again said
the general, somewhat sharply
'But, General Butler" said Mr.. Car
rigan, 81 had brief prepared and in
tended to show it to you, but 1 have
left it at home on my table However,
as I said, l have all the points of the
case in my head.'
HYOung man." said the general, "the
next time you have brief to prepare
for me bring me the brief and leave
your head at home on the table,
Boston Herald.
The Bourbon news., 1907-06-11
Wanted to Know Too Much.

There was series Of burglaries COM
mitted in the fashionable section Of
Baltimore. SO anxious were the police
authorities to apprehend the culprits
that instructions were issued to the
roundsmen to exercise extraordinary
vigilance during their tours Of inspec-
ton.
On one occasion just after midnight
an officer saw emerging noiselessly
from a house in Eutaw place young
man, who hastily darted down the
street. The officer made after him as
rapidly as possible When he had
stopped the young man he said:
Didn't you come out of the corner
house just nOwY
The young fellow, though of quite "a
respectable air, seemed i'll at ease. 81
did," he answered, with some confu-
sion.
''Do you live in that house?" sternly
demanded the officer.
That's an impertinent question" re-
piled the young man in tone of great
indignation. Il don't see what busi-
ness of yours it is so long as her father
doesn't object success Magazine.
The Bourbon news., 1907-06-11
Inns In HunG1

Wcys;[e inns in Hungary generally
rejoice II vc~y quaint titles This one
was called the Dropperin and had the
usual sign outside-viz, a long pole
with a wooden ring and a gigantic
wine bottle suspended from it. The
system of keeping the scores is primi-
tive, but practical. The regular Gus
toners and the innkeeper each have a
bit of wood called rovas, with the
name of the person written on it, and
every liter of wine consumed is marked
by each making a notch on his re-
spective bit Of wood. When the score
is paid off, both the rovas are burned
Consequently you hear the peasants in
viting each other to ingyonroviasmo-
ra, literally drink on my 'knotch
stick" which sounds most comical.-
"Wanderings In Hungary"
The Bourbon news., 1907-06-11
Her Wisdom.

"Girls?' quietly called old but emf
nently aStute Aunt Br0adhead.
"Ma'am?' they replied as they fiut-
tered obediently to her.
Always remember, girls, that when
a man processes to have 'fatherly in
terest in you his own daughters need
1t, that your own father can sufficient
ly supply you with it and that is the
Oldest of all stories save one in the
world. Puck.
The Bourbon news., 1907-06-11
a Test For seasickness.

Many people have a genuine curios-
ity to know if they would be sea sick
in case they should take an ocean voy-
age. An easy way to put the matter to
a test is to stand before the ordinary
some one move it slowly and slightly
at first, gradually growing faster, while
you look fxedly at your own reflection
If you feel no effect whatever from it
the chances are that you can stand an
ordinary sea voyage without any
Qualm.