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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04

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=. Tall SIG o6er Wio, golIrti llb 2726; tns
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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
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sos, eiabt'eirabe. e, q. g; Office. Siioeit,@dc
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@barIessStr1be.
Sabn "a. Sterupub, G.. Bruun,
@iee!grhf. II. Gen. sW9anaapr. Gen. BAIL Sgent.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04

Tragt die ,D8 Sorte, Die Ihr Inner Gekauft HABIT
ss 81 N<NzNlXm
Marplanb G gennIeloania q. 81.

WlnrDInH1 DC TchHfDIDnft0 u. W.
8iiee perlarcm Rurth.sip tnues etattpn:
7.3O Bcr'it. nab gorf iieli1, aiis9eroninler
Gonfitnes. SA va
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met Sprniags.
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men Goitntags.
600 MbeIos moo Della taoIih, auseenom+
Iien GonntaaS.
100 MbenbB. nnd Delta. .nr epnntnas.
80 Tbenbs' mad Nelair, Mittipp6 Ii. Samr
EIan.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
Mcrdamts' & Miners' S%ransporta.
tim Gumpang.

Tauit fcrsYfnieu:
9o9 Bottom unb benz Often: ienen Wsontae,
0ienita9, 9Dnnerftag uto Sanuitag, @benoS
6 lbr.
Rad 9robioence tinb Dem Often: ieoen Gonns
tag, G2itipo6 nnb Sreitae, gbeHbs 8 u9r.
Bad NeDportsgaetps ut6 giorfoIt: tdglt6 nnI
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benz Gage abfabrenoe Sampler nneenomrteIt.
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8oftoncr rlnb Grobioenee.Oampfe fnbren bon
Der g8erfte am fSube beS Gone'9ods ab. Sas
pantab s9alnpfcr bon bee Berfte am GnBe Der
g8eit, 5anSsglOrnne. .H
6. M. @ininBtnrt, sieert.
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Sauptbfireau - Giibpt.Gde @erntan. iinb
2ight.StraRe, Gt3,I&S-)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04

goSbasft. DIFFERING: nSb
mod)te einmol eiten iinniget Sprii6
qltf meinen 2eidlenitein ieben laIien;
prnn ib mir miiBtc, apelden!" 9e.
fainter: sore @erfe iolgen Sbnen
hn1!"
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04

Suite silr Ieiie ms MuslanS be-
iDrat 6. Mniuc, Nr. 4f3, Cit-galti
morris traEr, na9e GoitamBunic-sl Uc,
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04

TaTc sur @ciie in'S Nnslanb &c.
IOrat 6. Mainr, Nr. 413, Df.WaIti-
alorc-S traRc, nagc Goitnm9 Abe.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
Sa.ub SITES, asaclpeic.Sour.n

sprboit. 0dc pnii 2oG. uub Sprreit.s Str.
Sdrpi1linriier bes tSeianuocreins .W,elo.
bic. Gilefiunocn ieocn Gpuneritu99lbeno
8crfomnlungen dos Centennial Weseer,
Weretiio" tcoeii 2. iiio 4. Oienliag In,
wionat. IcIep6on--G. & g. gerifc 1855 81
Gnmtpn nnb StnuIanbtppi II.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
49,. epa9m's @eitaurani,

Or. 1923, Guro.Geen., nabe Mnt6ons ctr.
claeeS 81. 500, S. .. s." rgtenbensSi:
itrifts ar. 106," nG6inersSiitrift SIR.
1903, 3. II. D." mo .Siitritfs Or. 80,
.. II. y. @uIle al Gereile 5u berriies
t6en.. 5cinite &iere, 9Seiie mo arocre
Setrdrfe. 2el.: g.. & 8. gSoIIe 629 81.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
@earp s, aieia'S Mcitanrant.

VT, ZIG, GiaD', nabc !poiunrosS trabe.
Gor5iigli0e Neine, Spirituolen II. nlion.
@igurren. .Neiies Bier am 3api. 2unln
fit Sef6dftsIcrte bon 11.30 Tornl. biz
2 rbr 9tudmittGas. lelepbott, Is. & g..
- Wlt. Gcrnon 3OOS ",
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
q. 81. Qldcrrtcuu,s !Snue.

3. 81. g%dcrrenn'S 9nne,
Wpropf.Tde 0pnDb. i,nb Garuliue.Str.
S%anptaliarticr oes s9labern ; Wednners
doris Serelrss8erfammluna. iebeu Sorts
men. Sur5iiglibcS Bier Der pgtationaIs
Nrallerei" am 3ayf.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04
sMr1ibt's n@iMentran ,.0aae,

S~niptauoriier bcS s9nDern ST.. llnt Ser
Gins" rGtbenirai5 Snineit : SereinS,'"
sGuilfon Smmerpibren ,eu 9,uli, iinb qei6s
Sereiii5," a9eutlhe 9tiniiiblinfeit" ,unb
Srifbts Bier 81 ieoer 3eit. - g. & a.
9eIepbo1: gHoIfe 1928 8.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-01-04

aGgrinB,S ,Ganton aieherfrnnS,Saae,"
etibWeitsGfe O.. Ctr. ii. Satt-stuc., Gantpn.
Sanpialiartier hes misunderstanding.
Hnfielifssereir berfnmnieIt iidh ieben 9iens
tiaa. Wbeno. p~Natiprel"sYier afn Sapf.
GDefnpenfes9eIepDpn - NoIie 1883 s..
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The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
chaucer,s Face In a Stone.

In geological branch Of the British
museum the visitor is shown won
derful specimen of natural imitation in
small ribbon Jasper" This stone,
the material of which is not unlike that
Of other banded agates, has upon its
surface perfect miniature portrait Of
the poet Chaucer. Every detail Is
startlingly correct. There are the
white face, the pouting lips, the broad,
low forehead and even the whites of
the slightly upturned eyes. The at
tendants say that it is utterly impos-
sible to convince even some of the ed
ucated visitors that it is not an arti-
fetal production.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
Washinntnn,s Advice.

Here is bit of ADVICE given by
George Washington on Jan. Is, 1873,
to his young nephew, of whom he was
very fond:
'Be courteous to all, but intimate
with few, and let those few be well
tried before you give them your con-
fdence. True friendship is a plant Of
slow growth and must undergo and
Withstand the shocks of adversely be-
fore it is entitled to the appellation.
Let your heart feel for the Affections
and distresses of every one and let
your hand give in proportion to your
purse, remembering always the esti-
nation Of the widows mite. Do not
conceive that fine clothes make fine
men any more than that fine feathers
make fine birds. A plain, genteel dress
is more admired and obtains more
credit than lace and embroidery In the
eyes Of the judicious and sensible"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
The Baron's Order.

A worthy Welsh baronet, a member
Of one of the parliaments of William
~, was asked by one Of his constitu-
ents who CHANGED to be in town at the
time for an order of admission into the
house. With his characteristic DISPOSE
ton to oblige, Sir - Immediately
complied with the request and wrote
an order in the usual terms and ad-
dressed it thus: "To the Door Ceeper
of the House of Kommons." The per-
son for whom it was intended discov-
cred the errors in the spelling after he
had gone ten or twelve yards from the
worthy baronet and, turning back and
running up to him, said: "Oh, Sir -,
there is slight mistake in your order.
Two letters have been transposed. You
have spelled keeper with a @ instead
of a X and commons with a X in
stead of c." "That's all right" was
the answer. '"The doorkeeper will see
to it. He is sure to know which is
which,"
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
An Optical Illusion.

An interesting optical experiment
may be made with the ordinary mean
descent light. Gaze steadily at the
light for few seconds, then suddenly
extinguish it. The experiment is best
performed in very dark room. In
about half minute you will see the
perfect image of the light, with the
fine strands Of wire plainly visible. It
will be red at first. In few minutes
it will turn purple and then bright
blue. Later it will apparently move to
the right. AS you turn your gaze it
will continue moving to the right. If
you keep your gaze fixed, it will come
back. 1t is surprising how long the
illusion will last. 1t will be seen for
fully five minutes, perhaps longer, and
If you turn on the light and look away
from it you will see the old image for
several minutes, though more family
than in the darkness.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
A Tombstone Lunch.

The waiter in the indigestion dispen-
sary, towel in hand, gazed with reflec-
tive eye at a corpulent victim consum-
ing a midnight repast of lemonade and
an egg sandwich and unburdened his
speculative mind thus: "If 1 was kid
again, I'd go to college and learn to be
doctor, even if did have to work
my way through. Cause why? Well,
there's more money and responsibility,
to say nothing of peace of mind, in
curing dyspepsia than in making it.
See what the gents eating? Well, that
amt a fair sample. Some of 'em
comes in here and orders lobster salad
and chocolate, and for dessert they
pull out a little box and eat a dyspep-
STA tablet. l used to have a young fell
Ter come in every night and eat what
he called tombstone lunch. It was a
Welsh rabbit made on mince pie in-
stead of toast. He don't come any
more, though. He's dead."-PhiladeI-
phia Record.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
MUSIC AND SHORTHAND.
Two Lines of Work That Are Partieu-
Iarly Bad For the Eyes.

Two Lines of Work That Are Particu-
IarIy Bad For the Eyes.
A St. Louis oculist, chatting with
friends about the ms and outs Of his
profession, said that there were two
lines of work which for professional
reasons both the oculist and the OPP
tician would be glad to see widely en-
couraged. One is music, particularly
piano playing.
"Have you ever noticed" said he,
that the pianist's head as he sits up
right at the piano is generally almost
three feet from the music? He reads
ut long range. This of itself is bad,
involving as it does continual strain
upon the eyes. If the pianist only sat
still, however, the case would not be
SO bad, but very few do. In executing
difficult passages or extended scales
they sway first to one side, then to
the other. sometimes a foot in each
direction, lean back six inches, then
toward the music, all the time keeping
their eyes fixed upon the notes, and
during all the changes of distance and
direction the delicate mechanism of the
eye is constantly seeking to adjust it.
self to the distance so as to obtain the
clearest possible image of the notes.
The result is, of course, an overstrain,
and it Is a common thing when the
practice hour is over to see the mu-
sician rub his eyes and to hear him re-
mark that music is bad for the eyes,
anyhow. 1t is not good, indeed, for,
although in ordinary piano sheet music
the notes are large enough, the signs
Of expression are often so small as to
cause an effort to see them properly,
and, besides, much piano playing, par
ticularly of the standard classics, is
done from small size editions, which
are, to be had at much cheaper rates
than sheet music.
Shorthand work and typewriting
are as bad for the eyes in their way
as music. Most stenographers write
with a medium pencil and in small
characters. The dots and -dashes are
thus hard to decipher and themselves
strain the eyes. Then comes the tram
scription, which is worse. If stenog-
raphers would only learn to use type
writer as a pianist does the keyboard
that, is, to write without looking at the
keys-the eye strain would not be so
Severe, but very few of them acquire
this degree of confidence and profcien-
cy, so the focus of the eye is always
changing, first reading the notes, then
dancing back and forth over the keys,
then looking at the typewriter page
and repeating these processes all day
long until the wonder is not that their
eyes are bad, but that they don't go
stone blind. If pianists would learn
to sit still while they are playing and
stenographers would acquire the art Of
using a typewriter without looking at
the keys, the demands on the time Of
the oculist and the services of the op-
tician would be lessened very materi-
ally, but as it is these two classes are
great help both to the Specialists and
to the man that makes spectacles, fur
nishing more business than any one
would suppose who is not in the pro-
fession."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
WANDERING WORKERS.
Many Skilled Mechanics Like to Travel
Over the Globe.

Over the Globe.
In New York may be found skilled
mechanics who have been wandering
over the globe for half a lifetime.
There are few trades in which skill
ed man with the mastery of several
tongues cannot earn living in almost
any considerable city of the world.
Most of the mechanics who move
thus freely about the world are CONT
mental Europeans. Woodcarvers, stone
cutters, electrical workers of various
kinds and garment cutters are among
the mechanics that move about most
freely,
The great temptation to such a wan
derer is the trip around the world. The
thing is not really difficult He can
cross this continent probably in few
months, with stop at Chicago and
perhaps another between Chicago and
San Francisco. A stop of few weeks
or months at San Francisco will put
him in funds for the voyage to Aus
tralia.
There are four or five Australian
SAt1Co LII w AASA ohlllC0 1IldA SuLO Vi
profitable employment After Austria
liza there are the great Anglo Indian
cities.
The journey to Europe can be made
with stop at Cairo if one chooses %
make little detour, and then Paris
awaits one only few hours beyond
the end of the Mediterranean. Here
are cheap living and good wages. In
a few months one is more than equip
ped for the voyage to New York.
One has only to keep sober and know
how to save money in order to make
such a journey around the world with
entire success. 1t does not mean I'M
comfortable living. In fact, the Jour-
neyman must be we'll dressed and
must present a good appearance to get
on. At the height of the season hardly
any city has enough skilled garment
cutters, for example, and the wander
ers are always welcome when they
reach new TOWN. Washington Post.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
BURNING MARTYRS.
Cost of the Funeral Pyres Told In o.
Curious Old Bill.

Cost of the Funeral Pyres Told In o
Curious Old Bill.
A bill for the materials with which
to burn Cranmer and his fellow mar
tyrs is probably the most curious and
suggestive document ever presented
for payment The execution of Lati-
mer and Ridley took place on Oct. 16,
1855, while Cranmer did not suffer
until March 21 of the following year.
The memorandum Of the bill is in
cluded in the book which was found
by Strype when he wrote his Memoirs
of Archbishop Cranmer" in 1893, in
which the expenses of the martyrs
were entered during their imprison-
ment This book is probably some
where among the manuscripts Of Ok
ford university, now grim, matter Of
fact witness to the fanatical hatred Of
the day.
The following are exact transcripts
from the bills by the person who had
charge of the funeral pyres:
"Paid for the burning of Archbishop
Cranmer and his two fellow sufferers,
Ridley and Latimer: For one hundred
Of wood fagots, 6s.; for one hundred
and half of furze fagots, 3s. Id; to
the carriage of them, 3d.; to two labor
ers, Is. 4d; to three loads Of wood
fagots to burn Ridley and Latimer,.
12s.; item, one load Of furze fagots,
IS. Id; for carriage Of these four loads,
2s.; item, a post, is. Id; item, for
chains, IS. Id; item, for staples, 3d.;
item, for laborers, ADJ scrap Book.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
HURRY FUNERALS.
Odd Orders That Are Sometimes, Given
to Undertakers.

Life and death both are strenuous
in New York." said an undertaken.
'We get orders sometimes that shock
u.s.
Not long ago we had a call from a
family who. asked us to make hurry
up job for the reason that they had ar
ranged to sail for Europe two days
later, and they didn't want to postpone
the voyage.
What would you think of woman
who asked to have her husband buried
as quickly as possible on the ground
that few days before his death they
had agreed to a separation and that
she would like to put away the de-
ceased before the newspapers heard Of
their marital trouble? That is exactly
what happened.
"Then there was this case: An elder
ly aunt, who had been an invalid more
than year, passed away. We were
asked to arrange for the funeral on the
day of her death, and when we de-
INJURED unless there was some impor-
tant reason we were informed by a
nephew that they were. anxious to
know what was in her will, as the mat
rimonial chances of niece depended
upon what she was to get.
Some time ago man came into our
office and said that his mother-in-law
had just died and that he would like
to send her body south as soon as pos
sible because his wife wanted to at
tend some sort of function three days
later.
'In the good old days in some parts
Of the country it used to be the custom
for friends of the family in which
death occurred to sit up with the
corpse. In case given to us a few
months ago we were asked to send
couple of genteel appearing employees
to the house to keep the vigil. We did
1t, but 1 confess to you it seemed to me
rather heartless' Exchange.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
REAL COUNTRY LIFE.
Why the American Farmer Grows Old
Early In Life.

Why the American Farmer Grows Old
Early In Life.
Any one who has lived on a farm
does not need to be told the reason
farmers grow old early, for he knows
Of the strain under which the Ameri-
can farmer lives during the FIVE
months of spring and summer. His
workday is from or in the morning
until or at night, including chores
fifteen to seventeen hours Of the hard.
est kind of physical labor, and every
minute Of 1t at high tension, especially
during harvest. Then comes a period
Of relaxation in the fall the one time
in the year when he has just enough
muscular exercise to keep him in
health; later, the winter season, ap-
preaching stagnation, In which he
takes on flesh, gets ''logy," and then a
furious debauch- of hard labor through
the spring and summer again. No
wonder that by forty-five he has had a
sunstroke and "can't stand the heat"
or has ga weak back" or his "heart
gives out" or q chill "makes him rheu-
matte" and when you add to this fu-
rious muscular strain the fact that the
farmer sees his income put in peril
every season and his very home every
bad year, so that each unfavorable
change in the weather sets his nerves
on edge, it can be readily imagined
that the real "quiet, peaceful country
life'' is something sadly different from
the ideal.-Woods Hutchinson, NJ. D.,
in Harper's.
The midland journal. (Rising Sun, Md.) 1885-1947, 1907-05-24
Waste Not-Want Not.

Doctor-I must know what you have
eaten today in order to understand
your stomachic disorder.
Patient-Oh, doctor, only little
pork. 1t was left over from last week
and was perhaps not quite fresh.
Doctor-Would it not have been
more sensible to let the pork spoil en-
tirely rather than to upset your stom-
ach?
Patient-But, doctor, you can cure a
diseased stomach, but what can you do
with spoiled pork?-Fliegende Batter.