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Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17
WITH THE PARAoRAPHERs.


AR. John Temple Graves has re-.
turned to the charge. and again In.
sists that an editorial pnragrapher
cannot get to Heaven. All right. col
oncl: have it your way Wen see you
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Mr. John Temple Graves hints thu,
he may make New York city dry"
in time. mpcesIblc! How could dry.
ness and the Colonel dwell in the
same Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Attitude OF Faironnks" is a current
caption. II means In relation to tht
nomination. and not the insidious
cocktail. and SO Is Of minor interest
Philadelphia Ledger.
: Explanations that won't explain are
now in ordcr.-Ncw York Sun.
Scuor Alcorta. onc of the leaders
OF the revolution OF 1896 has is
sued pronunciamcnto in which he
declares that the only way to estab-
lish stable government is for al,
CuGans TO unite FIRST. Then they must
stay united and stop playing soldier.
New York Sun.
II Is widely rumorcd in Wales thai.
tho Government will have measure
for a shorter workday this aesslon
Leading coal owners cortond that the
eight hours claim would be very pre-
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Myxcdcmia Is the name OF tho dis
ease that is contracted from hand
ling too much money. That is one
disease that sounds good TO us.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17
Miahty Mean Man.

Clerk-Ycg. you must state in whs,
wear you were born"
Miss Eide.-Weli. if must tell. II
was IN 1887.
Cerk-A. p.?-lEustratcd Bits.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Senator Foraker must believe that
all people are possessed with good
feeling toward fellow mankind during
tho Yuletido season, MS he Is going
to announce his candidacy for tho
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

When Berlin read tho announcement
that Taft would remain in that city
only one hour. they must have roach.
cd tho conclusion that large bodies
do not always move slowly.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Perhaps Prof. Alexander Graham
Boil has solved the aerial navigation
problem. but II is just az we'll to ro.
serve your Judgment until his airship
has flown couple of miles.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17
The French EIain:
Dire ssing
PaHsEOr
a7ioIs WashInaton Ayenue.

Ladies' and gentlemen manicuring
aud chiropody firstcIass hair goods.
Mrs. Tonsaaint invites you TO have
your hair examined free and your
hair treated. Shampoo, CSC; Electric
massage a speciality.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

The jamestown TcrCcntennial Ex.
position will have celebration on
Thanksgiving Day. There is nothing
like being n cheerful loser.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Daily Service. Steamers leave Old
Point every other LAY (cvcn dates.
month of November). at n. m.
For Information apply to
]. n. Smith. Agent, Union Ticket,
Office. Chamberlain Hotel, Old Point,
Va
p. NJ. Pr.tchard, Gen. Agent. Jno
l.. Williams City Pass Agent. corner
CRANKY and Plume Sta. Norfolk.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Some expert says that the new 500
soid picce is prctticr .~an tho now
80 gold piece. SURF. Just twice as
pretty.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

For q nice srlde or pauer at a
medium price, get carthage Bond. You
will Ike II. WARWICK PRINTING
20, INC, 2ii 9th ST. Bell Phone
Us. lO2okI
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

California does not mean to cast
amy aspcrsionB by sending to the East
over three thousand carloads OF lem.
ons.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

What has Income of that cut In
meat? Reckon 1t must have been con
fined to tho butcher chops.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

When Yale and Harvard meet next
Saturday 1t will not be football
game; 1t Will be massacre.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

There Is one comfort about winter
anyway. It causes all talk abou,
dashes TO tho North Pole TO cease.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Caruso is back in New York, but
he has not had time yet to 10 to the
monkey house in Central Park.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Both Congress and Christmas loon
largo on tho horizon Washing or
Herald
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Your Uncle joe may be an ancien
Cannon. but he is rifed after III,
most approved modern fashion,-Nev
York Mail
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

1t is seldom that a titled forcignc
takes an American hei.ess ut her fac,
value.-Chicago Record-IIcrald.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Fixing the blame for the panic /
an right, but pulling through II Is bet
ter.-Atlanta Constitution.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Money Is hard to borrow, but trou
bic can be secured at the same old
easy rates.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Taft has every right to fall back or
Tom Watscns famohs expression
where am at
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

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judicial. and that interference with
existing arrangements viii 10 objcc.
t!onable on both sides.
Fixing the blame for the panic Is
all right. but pulling through II is bet.
tcr.-Atlanta Constitution.
II is seldom that a titled foreigner
takes an American hei-ess ut her face
valuc.-Chicago Record-Icrald.
Money Is of two kinds. tainted ana
sainted, hut only experts can detect
the Observation-Disclosures Ncwa and
Courier.
The woman who insists on having
tho last word at an auction sal. gon.
orally finds that tall; is not cheap
Washington Star.
If whiskies aiW to DO labeled for OK
actly what they arc and who made
them, why not presidential booms?-
Washington Herald.
If the peanut fad brings that vcso
tatdc into much greater popularity
wo shall have 10 find another name
for peanut politics Tho old ono Will
soon DO Philadelphia In
quiror.
"To your tents. o Isrnel." shouts
Colonel Wattorson to tho Kentucky
Democracy. This should be intrcprc-
ted az giving due notice to the One
Man Power at Frankfort and the in
farloplng Demon OF Prohibitlon.-Ne
York Tribune.
1t cost Henry NJ. Whitney $29.2l9.9S
to be defeated for Governor OF Mas.
| sachusctts, and $4,000 OF that was
naid 10 secure his nomination. He
conll not have made a worse guess
IN Wall Philadelphia Inauir-
or.
Tho counterfetnr who was arrested
for making half dollars out of real
silver in the Ranapo Mountains may
merely have desired to do his part in
relieving the currency strlngcncy.-
New York World.
Vice-Presldent Fairbanks was in n
abroad wreck on the Baltimore and
Ohio yesterday. AS yet II has not
been accurately ascertained now many
persons he saved--New York Sun.
Tho Democratic gathering at Chica.
go demonstrated that Bryan and Sui
Ivan are still uncertain as to which
has eliminated the other.-Philadel.
phia Ledger.
Your Uncle joe may be an ancient
Cannon. but he is iifled after the
most approved modern fashion.-New
York Mail.
nOth Congress- and Christmas loom
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Money is of two kinds. tainted ant
eainted, hut only experts can dctec
the Observation-Disclosures Newa ano
Courier.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Judicial, and that Interference will
existing arrangements Will 10 objcc
tsonable on both sIdce
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Northbound.
Leave Portsmouth, North
street ...:............ 500 p m
Leave Norfolk. foot OF Wa
tor street. Mt ... 600 u III
Leave Old Point Comfort at 700 y m
Arrive Washington at. -. 700 m
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Tho Democratic gathering at Chica
90 demonstrated that Bryan and Sui
Ivan are still uncertain as TO whici
has eliminated the other.-Philadel
phia Ledger
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Show YOU self TO b. sensible and
begin your Christmas shopping before
the rush begins.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Tho Independence league has joined
the Class c organizations.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Present Indications are that the
price of Thanksgiving turkey Will
look like thirty cents
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

The woman who insists on havinr
tho last word at an auction sails gon
orally finds that tall, is not cheap
Washington Star.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

THE NORFOLK & WASHINGTON
STEAMBOAT co.
Tho New and Powerful Iron Palace
Steamers NEWPORT NEWS, WASH.
INGTON. NORFOLK AND JAMES.
TOWN will leave daily as follows:
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

If whiskies aiW to DO labeled for OK
actly what they arc and who made
them, why not presidential booms?-
Washington Herald.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Vice-Presldent Fairbanks was in 4
abroad wreck on the Baltimore and
Ohio yesterday. AS yet 1t has not
been accurately ascertained now many
persons he saved.--New York Sun.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Nncu Bcrlu rClu tho announcement
that Taft would remain in that city
only one hour. they must have roach.
cd tho conclusion that large bodies
do not always move slowly.
.-=-..---=
Perhaps Prof. Alexander Graham
Boil has solved the aerial navigation
problem, but II is just as we'll to ro.
serve your judgment until his airship
has flown couple of miles.
.-=x--=----======-=
Myxcdcmia Is the name OF tho dis
ease that is contracted from hand.
Ing too much money. That is one
disease that sounds good 10 ua.
=====--=----=--===-==
The jamestown Tcr.Ccntennial Tx.
position will have a celebration on
THANKSGIVING Day. There is nothing
Ike being cheerful loser.
r=.==-r=I-=====--r-==
Some expert says that tho nov $50
gold piece Is prctticr .nan tho now
80 gold piece, SURF. Just twice as
pretty.
E.T---=-=--=-.--==---==
California does not mean to cast
any aspcrsionB b. sending to the East
over three thousand carloads OF lem
ons.
c-EEz-r==Ez=zxz======
What has trcomc of that cut In
meat? Reckon 1t must have been con
fined to tho butcher chops.
;-r-==-----=-------===---=----x
There is one comfort about winter
anyway. 1t causes all talk about
dashes to tho North Pole to cease.
-p=-==E.-
When Yale and Harvard meet next
Saturday 1t will not be football
game; 1t Will be IL massacre.
-=z=-===s-----=z===---l---
Caruso is back in New York, but
he has not had time yet to 10 to tho
monkey house In Central Park.
-.==-==.=----=-=====-
Money Is hard to borrow, but trou-
bic can be secured at the same old
easy rates.
Taft has every right to fall back on
Tom Watscns famQhs expression,
where nm at"
--=--=-=----=--.-==--=-=======
Show you, self TO BE- sensible and
begin your Christmas shopping before
the rush begins.
===-.--==z=======--==
Present Indications are that the
price of Thanksgiving turkey vii!
look like thirty cents
I-s---;.sa-zH.E-----A-=-==s==zs
Tho Independence league has joined
the Class c organizations.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17
wIee "a atln press>

c. 10. Thacker. Editor ana Publisher.
l.. L. Pugh. Advertising Manager.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

If the peanut fad brings that vcgo
tatdc into much greater popularity
wo shall have 10 find another name
for peanut politics. Tho old ono Will
soon DO outgrown. - Philadelphia In
quiror.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

Tho counterfeitnr who was arrested
for making half dollars out of rea
silver in the Ranapo Mountains ma,
merely have desired to do his part il
relieving the currency strIngency.-
New York World
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

1t cost Henry NJ. Whitney $29.2i9.9S
to be defeated for Governor OF Mas
sachusctts, and $4,000 OF that was
raid 10 secure his nomination. He
could not have made a worse guess
IN Wall Philadelphia Inauir
or.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-11-17

entered at tho Newport News. Va,
Postonlce az socond,class matter.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-24
DOCTORS FOOD TALK
Selection Of Food One Of the Most In.-
portnnt Acts iA Life.

"a .
a Mass. doctor says: 'Qur health
and physical md mental happiness are
so largely under oWrl personal control
that the proper selection of food should
be- and ID. one OF tha most Important
acts In life, M
"On this subject ! may say that
know OF no food equal In digestibillty
and more powerful In point of nutrl-
ment than the modern Grape.Nuts,
four heaplng teaspoons OF Which IS
sufficient for the cereal part at q meal,
end experience demonstrates that III Q
user Is perfectly nourlshed from oha
meal to apother
" am convinced that the extensive
and general use Of htgh-elaas foodaa of
this character would Increase the
term OF human lifo, add to the sum
total of happiness and very conald :
erahly improve society In general.
am free to mention the food, TOR
personally know Of It's value,
tirapo-Nuts food can he used ~
babes In arms or adults It IL ready
cooked, can he served instantly, elthel
leold with cream or with hot water q
hot milk poured over. All sorts o.
puddlngs and fancy dishes can 81
made With Grape-Nuts. The food y
concentrated and Very economical. TO
four heaping Teaspoons are sutttclen
fpr the cereal part Of q meal, Mess
4 the little hook, "Tha n pad to- We'll
a yille,H In pkgs, 'rhefe's Y II eason.Ds
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-24
SHOE DEALERS 10
HOLD ] | convention ] /
Footgcar-D Dealers to Assemble ays
Hotel Chan1berlin EARLY
Next Week.
-----
RICHMOND MEN TO BE, HOSTS
Trade Topics to BE Discussed. |
@8a and Then Con1esthc Big
Banquet.
RICHMOND RI MEN TO Be HOSTS

Tho Southern Shoe wholesalers an
nual convention will BIO held at Old
Point Comfort, beginning on Monday,
july LIST, with delegates from oil or
tho principal Wholesale shoe houses
In the South and Southwest. Tho ses-
sions Of the body will be hold in tho n
Hotel Chamberlin, and n number OF
,disting PUBLIC men have agreed
to make addresses and to be 1rescnt
at the annual banquet. which Will take
place at the Chnmberlin on Tuesdny
night, July I'd. The Richmond Shoe
Whole salcrs' Association will be II, q
manner the hosts OF the occasion, and
The officers OF tho local nssociation
are: President, Charles y. Wingo, OF
Wingo, Elicit and Crump Shoe Com
pany; Vice Presidents Augustus
| Wright, OF Petersburg. and T. Peyton
Giles, OF the Stephen Putney shoe
Company; Secretary and Treasurer.
Hamilton Feild. OF Richmond; 3aAd the
i. Y, Morris, chairman; w. II. Miles.
*. Fl. Felthaus, II. Il. Roberts. L. b.
stern, II. 8, Iotchkiss and Grover
\ Cleveland Wright.
The Proceedings In Detail.
The program for the sessions OF the
i gathering at Old Point has been made
out MS follows:
Meet Monday, July LIST. II A. Roll
call.
INTRODUCTION OF Governor c. a. Swan.
son by Colonel Charles z. Wingo,
i Address OF welcome by His Excel
4 lency the Governor OF Virginia.
4 Response to address Wy Charles *.
Payne. president 81 the Southern Shoe
i yyhnl ga lcrs' AssOCfa { ion. H3fs35J
i Adjourn to steamship Essex, OF tho
! Merchants and Miners TRANSPORTATION
u Company. Trip to Virginia Capes, dur
j ling which time luncheon Will be-
!. served; ship to return to wharf about
6 p. NJ.
Z At the evening session. which Is
|. scheduled for s:aO, the report Of the
! president Will be read and TINS VIII be
4 followed by the report OF the treasurer
Papers will then be, submitted on TIC
!, following topics: tDalaycd shipments
! what is the re,nady?' Can the shoe
!, business DO done on the road with
models and swatches, following tho
> lead OF the clothing trade, whose sale
!. rnen now use three trunks Instead OF
I twelve, at a saving OF ten TO fifteen
: dollars day.
s After the reading and discussion ol
z Those papers, an executive session Wlll
i be held.
Z Second Days SeasiOn.
t On Tuesday, beginning at a. Nj
\. papers Will he reada on THE shoe
Is Manufacturing Future OF the South"
8 1.-THE Breaking Away from Fixed Sell
Is ing Prices, the Emancipation and Up
d building OF the Entire Shoe Industry
/ from Manufacturer TO Retailer" I'M
It migration: Its Effect Upon All Inter-
ests in the South" Reforms Suggest
" ed''
IN An x executive session will follow
is the discussion OF these papers until
is adjournment. There will ba no after
noon session. andsaAn9 p. NJ the ban-
Il Duet Will begin. al %
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-24

there no s,1ch tnS. Hence tho pNo-
tectiye tariff enables American manu-
facturera to levy q tax for their oWi.
benefit on American consumers. Can
anything Nnore un-Demooratlc than
that he iinagineds 555 q
L The tariff may he SeXpedient. although
we have serious doubts on that point,
but 1t Is certainly not Democratic.
The neQnle are n GROWING more " and
more tired Of the tariff for protection.
and If Democracy lives, sooner OF later
they will abolish At IT cannot live in
a purely Democratic atmosphere.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-24
PERSONAL AND GENERAL.

i Governor G. f. Hughes. Of New York, is q
Baptist.
The Sonata OF Rome has passed Q bill
making the centenary Of tho BIRTH of Carl.
baldi Gully 4th) q national holiday
Professor Fritz Knorr, OF tho Colorado
Agricultural College, has found tobacco
growing wild in great profusion IN the
Montezuma Valley OF Colorado. s u
Herbert Putnam, librarian OF Congress-,
has reached London after ali extended tour
of tho Continent, In which he picked UP q
number OF rare books for the Congressional
Library. s
One OF the most interesting OF present.
ley. wife Of Rov. Charles T.. Kingsley, who
prosides over q union church Mt q charming
little town on Staten Island
1t is only about four years since Robert !.
Wynne. who resigned as Postmaster Genera!
| consul general Iii London, was a newspapers
correspondent In Washington.
Rev. Philip williams, Of st, Benedict,
Church. in Kansas City, is also very sue,
cessful stage director. He Is at presen,
staging q play for tho local council OF the
Knishts Of Columbus
Holltns Randolph. the native virgnta1
| who has been chosen TO read tho Declara
| tion of Independence at jamestown EXposi
tlon on July 4th, Is an Atlanta attorney. nn'
the great great grandson of Thomas Jefer
! son. 35,as m h II " stf Ets3fi Fl 4 4,
| The German Emparort Intends ia meet tn
| Emperor Of Russia during y summer tri
in Scandinavia. II is expected that politics
4 matters Of great importance Will be dis
cussed. Tho place OF meeting is as yot
p secret,
Place twelve onions In a row on Chrstma
Day, name each after u month and put 81
on their tops. Those on which the salt
, melted inside of twelve days VIII pe W.
\ months. according 70 Long Island weRtht
science. e}S s.sfe
Great Britain controls 1912 per cent.
China's eXporta and a7,at per cent. Of n
imports, or about one'third OF the Celssl1
= empires total foreign trade Next ~ N
. porrance. according to Chinese official !
ports. are tho United States and Japan,
Mrs, John Young. residing mar overhal
In Barbour county. w, Vau has learned
q read aud write at the age Of eighty. ~
y writa 4 letter TO uaught6r, Miss AM
Is Young, In washington, Mrs. Ynung's grah
daughter was her tutor. When she heK
4 studying Mrs, Young did not know g. latt
z lof tha alphabet, NoWHsha writes legil
= hand, y
4. A list OF raaueAts for lnanaY and 81
= week would require the On pend! tpra
$4,000. 900. Eleven, persons wanted her
live them pianos, -Four girls wanted prlt
II Iclothes. One man wanted help 70 omen
nhoegraph galsrS ghe ,S, %eES W ap
IA cash loans. Thirty-four letters asked
old clothes and Ave for saving machln
4 soma Rnahitons body capped Il The nllr
by seeking sI.0oo,ooo " ostabllsh cpls
y IN Cuba. iI6i ~ IN " 5lisg 81
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-24
Borrowed Jingles.
THE NATURE. rlNEns PUZZLE.

THE NATURE. TAKEI,'s PUZZLE.
Now, know that the COW has u frown on
When Il learns that n goat Ia II butter,
And l know that the sloth when ycxceedtnS-
Turns completely around md will slut
But thing thatf1'v tried TO look ntSo pon-
b Ay eyed 9g fN 9e5I8
And 10 solve With tho best OF my
thoughts rs. II
Does the leopard pick out its own spots?
Though I'm fully aware that tho hair OF tho
Is tho same MS the hair of the rabbit. s
And / know that the owl when enraged
gives a Erowl; II
Yet It don't givo II hoot for tho habit,
And l know that tho OK VIII not learn TO
Fl Woar socks. l6 , n
And the lynx always comes In n chain; s.
Still I fret nnd wonder if 1t would raise
thunder
1Iippopotnmi skip With n hop and n trim
THAT is said to show they nre hypnotic
Tho rhinoceros swln,s by tho aid OF lis
limbs.
Thoug4, tits gill-loss md can't BIO aquatic
I have known OF horse that was nllet
g4i with remorse is
And would rattle tho barn With boohoos. d
But would 1t be a hungle II out in the
Jungle l3
Tho gnu never know OF tho news 4
1t Is odd that the shark will turn tail a
tho bark tS
or the fierce little. swift little doghsh,
Ard It's strange that the shrimp ,noysi
about with a limp t5S
TO decoty0 the sharp eyes Of the hogflsh
And tho adder, it's true. cannot add one an
| two, E53t3
While the antenter nntes with ants
Rut this question perplexos and hothcrs an
4 wakes: s#
Does dog hnve to buy It's own pants
w. D. Nesbit. In St. Louis Republic
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-24
POINTS FROM rARAalt.ArHERs.

II
OF the Illinois Undertakers'
IVJ Association are discussing the plan to
ASA call themselves Hmortlclans" instead
If r-Idertakars. To them, no doubt, It ap-
pears TO be a grave Observation-Disclosures
Post.
There is one pleasing sign. japan cogi-}
tatos before she ultimates,--Detroit Free
Press.
Prominent liars will 8havpsto got their Gers
tincatea from Oyster Bay for the next Three
months-H Houston Post
Hetty Groen continues TO devote her nt-i
tention to her personal taxes. to the 'excu--
sion of tho Other financial problems Of tho
star:
The Russian revolutonsts who want to
create q Republic like the American res
public" may have been saturnting themselves
with literature from Boise,--Louisvillo Cou-
rler- journal.
San Francisco thinks it will be economi-
cal to do without a Mayor, even though It
has to pay his salasy,-~P htladelphta 1n-
qurer,
People who want something bright and
original may be referred to the story Of a
Texas cyclone that picked UP letter and
delivered 1t to the person to whom It was
addressed. twenty miles away.--Toled
Blade n 49, ss
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-06-24

Cashier: I've can't cash iris check for
you until YOU are Identified. {. Have YOU no
i Stranger - seSeas scott no! I'm tho
weather man.'-Cleyeland Leader.
How to Stimulate snles
Wy!sht; " 1--WE tried syerything and my
{Penman: Excuse me. but you have not
tried everything. You know it is said that
novels SH four ss ew
Safe.
Weary Willie troading): DE Qualities a
woman requires In husband are neatness,
cleanliness industry, sobriety, honesty and
coura go !" iif8
Battered Bachelor Thank heavens! !
kin claim n feeling wv nerfect security from
| dc female sox!"--Ghicago News.
Had to Be- 5s
They were celebrating their engagement
dining swell cafe pa gs
| .'that man is really made Of dust 2"
'Woll" he reioined, Rlanoins at tho 1ln-
sa sea ss Sss sfsxss
1 News. r
Terrible Revenge.
First Small Boy: 'I,n goin' ter. git
Il Second Small Boy: "IIow Yer goin ter r.
4 First Small Roy: Whom de circus comes
along I'm goln'@ ter say. don't care tor co.
4 How the Quarrel Began.
4 Mean thing!" exclaimed Mrs. Newliwed
You said You'd DO glad il baked my t;
I bread-"
. eyes dear" replied tile great brute, '.bu
slPhlladelnhtl Press.