The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-10-16
Atchison Globe.

with money.
If you want to avoid marrying.
young man, do not go with the same
girl too long.
Il you want your kindness thor
oughly appreciated, extend it to man
in trouble.
Talk to a man, and see how quick
ly he will give evidence that you are
not entertaining.
It is easier to become reconciled to
the misfortune of a friend than to the
fortune of an enemy.
With the announcement that Daugh-
ter is about to come out, there is one
not made, but which goes into effect,
that Mother, owing to the greater
work entailed by Daughter going into
society, will now have to so further
back in.
There has always been a quarrel be-
tween the man who keeps his pie, and
the man who eats it, and it will al
ways continue. And the man who has
eaten his pie will always contend that
he hasn't had any.
If the question, why are you get
ting married?" were asked in every
wedding ceremony, one of the parties
would be sure to back out on account
of the answer Of the other.
If the woman says she would rather
be a woman than a man, the men do
not believe her, and if she says she
wishes she We're a man the men call
her unwomanly.
A man may have to earn the living,
go down town in the rain, wear ugly
clothes, etc, but at least he escapes
this: He is never asked to be a
chaperon.
Some peope have way of saying:
He is a college graduate which in
dicates that in their opinion that is all
that is necessary to make a man..
Ever occur to you that you have
been a great task to many people? |
This thought often occurs to me. I
know 1 have often been silly when at
tempting to be wise, and tiresome |
when attempting to be entertaining. |
I have often been unfair when trying |
to do exact justice, and therefore 1 !
make this sweeping apology to all those |!
| have been a trial to."-Parson Irvine. |
Don't fight the shams of the world |
too seriously: the sham will wear
you out, and live long after you are
dead.
When a man says to you, ST want
TO show you something" the some
hing he shows you is seldom inter-
esting.
When you say anything mean be-
lind a friends back, and are found
tut, there is only one thing to do:
Deny it.
Every man knows how mean he is
himself, but is not perfectly sure about
lis neighbor, hence his fondness for
ossip.
Nothing makes a woman more an
ry than to be asked to chaperon
rowd Of girls, some of whom are
lder than she is.
Of course your side of the argument
) very convincing to you, but the trou-
lie is that it does not do any good I'M
sss it convinces the other fellow.
Time sometimes works rapid changes. +
hat word affinity" which went into
BOZ looking like a lily, will emerge the
omplexion of soft coal.
Let three or four critics get after you,
nd they will find as many faults as a
eve has holes, Children are happy !
ecause they have no critics. !
Almost any woman can attract more
IAN passing attention from a married !,
ian, if she is little sympathetic.
very married man is looking for a
)mforter.
When a woman is never seen sewing +
lat doesn't indicate laziness: Perhaps
ne has just begun to wear glasses, and l
doing all her sewing in the back
bonn up stairs.
Those people who are always think T
lg that the newspapers are hitting" c
them, are advised to look through Z
lie Bible: they will find many filings u
them in the Good Book t
Men on the stage are so noble and
rave, and speak so distinctly in say v
lg they will never do anything dis Q
Onorable, that ordinary mortals are =
shamed to go to the theater. i,
There's more money wasted In in a
ldicious advertising every year than