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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
Funeral of William WARD.

The funeral Of William Ward was held
al the North Ogden meeting house at
o clock yesterday afternoon and was
largely attended The ward choir rem
dered several selections. and solos were
renuered ny Mrs. A. X. G. Smith The
speakers were Samuel Shaw. " b. Bur-
ton. y. Montgomery. y. O. Mckay. Jo-
seph Stanford, G. F. Middleton and y H.
Barker. Burial was made in the North
Ogden cemetery, the grave being dedi-
Gated by Bishop +. W. Wade.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
BRYCE GUEST OF HONOR.

Ottawa, Ont. April 1-James Bryce.
British ambassador to the United States.
was the guest of honor at the Canadian
club banquet tonight Sir Wiifrid Lau-
rier said in toastinE the guest that MIR.
Bryce was the first British ambassador
at Washington who had ever visited
Canada IF Mr.. Bryce" continued the
premier, lis able to turn a new leaf in
regard to Canada's relations with the
United States I will propose for him a
monument on Parliament hill"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
HoNoRs EoR PIo MONO.

Rome. April IAN ecclesiastical PRO
cess looking to the Qualification and
finally the canonization of Pope Plus TX,
who was elected in 1876 and died in 1878.
has been begun In the diocese or Sinigag-
lia where Pope Plus was born. and will
be continued in the diocese of ImOla,
where he served as bishop. The process
starts with inquiries and the examin2-
ton of witnesses The entire proceed
ings are very long and in some cases
last for full century.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
WIFE BEATER SENTENCED.
Lew kIose Is Fined $40 as Result OF
Spree.

Lew Klose pleaded guilty yesterday in
police court to charges of drunkenness
and disturbing the peace. On the first
charge he was fined s. and on the second
So.
Klose was arrested Sunday night after
he had bTutally attacked his wife and
driven her from the home and had broken
the furniture.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
AN INSIDIoUs DANGER.

one Of the worst features of kidney
trouble is that it is an insidious dis
ease and before the victim realizes his
danger he may have a fatal malady
Take FOley's Kidney Cure at the first
sign of trouble, as ii cOrrects irregu-
larities and prevents BTight's disease
and diabetes. F. J. Hill Drug Co, THE
Never Substitutors."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
SALMON FOUND GUILTY.

Warsaw, No. April 1.-Major Harvey
w. Salmon. one cf the owners of the
Salmon ( Salmon bank. which failed at
Clinton. Mo, on June q, 1915, with la
bilities Of 5000 900. WAC found guilty by
jury here tonight on the charge OF
grand larceny. en- the allegation that he
received deposits when he knew his bank
was in a failing condition. His punish
ment was fixed at three years in the pen
itentiary. Major salmon wss formerly
prominent in the politics OF this state.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
The New Pure Food and Drug Law.

We are pleased to announce that Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs. colds
and lung troubles Is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law. as
1t contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend il as a safe
remedy for children and adults. F. J.
Hill Drug Co, THE Never Substitute
ors"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
BARGAINS.

We have a few slightly scratched
genuine Singers latest improved
which can be purchased or leased on
very small payments at greatly re-
duced prices. Cali early at Singer
store. 43 South Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02

J. NJ. Goldstone, the Auctioneer. will BIZ
in town for one month. Open for that
time. Address VI % Herald.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
Get the Habit.

Go to Ebert's for wall paper. You
viii be surprised, you will be pleased,
you will buy.
Both phones. 81 Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02

IS here visiting relatives With her nus
hand. who is interested in the Natloha al
IoI.7fie1S within the next two or three
weeks.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
The Decorative Thinas

In wall papers are always seen at w
A. Duvall's- Both phones. 10 w. End
South.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02

St Paul, April 1.-The offer of COM
promise by the railroads on pending rate
legislation was submitted to the leeisla-
tive committee tonight and rejected. The
committee quickly agreed to recommend
TO the legislature the enactment of a
two-cent d mile passenger rate law and
no compromise on the freight rate reduc-
lions ordered last December by the state
railroad and warehouse commission. The
offer of the railroads consisted of a ei2
cent passenger fare on the basis of that
put in force in Wisconsin with mileage
books on practically no more advantage
Gus terms than they are at present issued
reduction Of freight rates on lumber
amounting 10 90 per cent of the schedule
of the railroad and warehouse commits
sion; reduction in the coal rate of about
80 per cent of the same schedule and a
reduction Of from 10 to II per cent of the
commission rates on grain.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
SOLONS WOULD NOT LISTEN
President J. J. Hill Arranged
Railroad Measure for Mime
sofa Legislature.

Minneapolis. April 1.-President J. J.
Hill of the Great Northern is here ar
ranging a compromise rate measure,
which will be submitted to the legislature
tomorrow, according to an announcement
by railroad official today. Mr.. Hill II
is said, has been comforting with heads of
other roads, trying TO make a mutually
satisfactory arrangement 1t is learned
on good authority that the measure viii
be submitted by the legislative commit
tee in an effort to substitute it for legis-
lation now pending.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-04-02
Orders Filled Promptly.

Martin Coal Co
Salt Lake, March -, i9Gi
The firm of Hop We a Co. No. .
Third South. has changed hands and
viii be run by Louis Him All persons
having claims against said firm must
present them before April II.
HIM. LOUIE.
Messiah" Second Night of Festival
Tickets Clayton Music Co.
Wall Paper-paints,
MIDGLEY-BODEL CO.
$3.50 East First South.
4 Social Easter Dance tonight az
Redmen's Hall. 323 IL South State S.,
by Prof @. L. Eastman.
Orders Filled Promptly.
Martin Coal Co.
Chicago Symphony Orchestra.
Festival. tabernacle. April and 9.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
An Unlucky BungIe.

On the 21st of December, 1885,
Admiral Dundas gave up the COM
mand of the fleet and returned to
England. He was succeeded by Ad-
miral Lyons, between whom and
Dundas a signal parting took place
which will long be remembered as a
standing joke in the navy.
AS Admiral Dundas left the fleet
at Kamiesch the crews of both Eng
ish and French ships manned the
yards and gave him parting
cheer. At the same moment, by the
desire of DUndas, a signal was run
up to Sir E. Lyons on board the
Agamemnon, 'May success attend
you," to which Sir E. Lyons ordered
to be hoisted in reply, 'fMay happi-
ness await you"
But though in real life hanging
and happiness are generally consid-
cred to have no very close connec-
ton, yet in the signal code they are
very much alike. Unfortunately, in
the hurry to reply to Admiral Dun
das, the flag for the former instead
of the latter word was hoisted, and
what was worse the stupid blunder
was not discovered and hauled down
till the whole fleet had seen and read
it.-Pearson's Weekly.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
THE PHILANTHRoPlsT.
His Persistsnt but Futile Efforts In
First Aid to the Injured.

VI0 VorSlSks0I Out TutI0 EFFORTS IN
First Aid to the Injured.
An elderly philanthropist who
was walking home late one night
from his club passed a prosperous
looking apartment house and no
ticcd a man in evening clothes lying
motionless on the sidewalk. F. rst
aid to the injured" murmured the
philanthropist as he shook the IN
valid gently. whats the matter,
my dear sir?" "No's'n'; jes' talin'
rest" said the sleeper. "Where DO
you liver" pursued the E. P.
''Thish 'partment house, thir' foor
'front.'" This was rather la.ge
freight order for the old gentle
man; but, being willing to do good,
he put the invalid on his shoulder,
bore him laboriously to the third
landing, found his room and tossed
him into a large curtained bed in
the front Of the apartment.
| The philanthropist Immediately
went downstairs and out into the
street. And the first thing he saw
on the sidewalk was apparently the
same man he had just carried up
stairs. ''Strange, stranger mutter-
ed the philanthropist, leaning o7er
the man. 'SWhere do you live, my
dear man" "Thir' floor front, !"
replied the fellow almost inaudibly.
So the philanthropist picked him
up, groaned up to the third floor
front and again dumped his snor-
ing burden into the mysterious can
opted and curtained bed. And for
the third time he went out into the
street and for the third time found
what appeared to be the same man
in the same place, lying in the same
attitude. "Where do you ive?' he
asked, trembling with excitement.
"Thir' floor 'front.'" said the man
very family. 81 must be going in
sane!" groaned the E. P. as he ran
for the janitor. "Janitor, for heav-
ems sake, tell me how many young
men are living in your third floor
front ?" he gasped.
evan, and he do be the divvils
own" said the janitor. els he trip
lets % was the next question. "He
is not" "Well, how does it come,
then, that l have carried this fell
low upstairs to his room twice, put
him into that curtained bed to the
front, yet each time find him here
on the sidewalk before | have time
to get downstairs?''
''Where did you say you put bin
in his room ?"
"Why, | put him in that large
curtained bed to the front"
"Well, yez poor old ijut," said the
janitor pityingly, ''thot amt nc
bed; thot's a Window Wallace
Irving in Success.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
How He Got Invited to Dine.


A story is told of a couple OF
farmers who live few miles apart
according to the Buffalo Tines
One day one called on the other
happening around at dinner time
The person called upon, by the way,
was rather a penurious old fellow.
He sat at the table enjoying his din
ner. The visitor drew toward the
table, expecting the old farmer to
invite him to dine. The old farm
er kept on eating.
"What's the news up your way,
neighbor? No news, eh?"
''No, l believe not"
Presently a thought struck the
visitor. swell, yes, friend, | did
hear of one item Of news that is
worth mentioning"
cha! What is it ?"
3'Neighbor John has cow that
has five calves"
cts that so? Good gracious
What in thunder does the fifth calf
do when the others are feeding?"
"Why, he stands and looks on,
Just as | do, like dumb fool
ssMary, put up another plate"
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
Heat Near the Equator.

1t is generally supposed that
equatorial Africa is the warmest
place on earth, but it is not. The
nights in the torrid zone frequently
are cold. Travellers sleep, right I'M.
der the equator, under a quilt and
a pair of blankets. During the hot
test month in central Africa the
thermometer never registers above
96 degrees. The interior OF equa-
torial Africa is not low land, not
steaming Jungle, as is commonly
supposed. The land rises from the
coast, plateau on plateau, until it
is from 5000 to 5000 feet above
sea level, and with every 800 feet
of ascent the thermometer falls .
degree.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
A Good Excuse.

An officer of certain regiment
was one morning inspecting his
company on parade when he came
to an Irishman who had evidently
not shaved for some days. Hating
in front of the man, he said, SDoyle,
how is it you have not shaved this
morning."
eOi have, sorr," was the reply.
elbow dare you tell me that,
said the officer, with a beard on
YOU like that? p
"Well, sorr," said Paddy, tits
loike this: There's only one shaving
glass in our room, and there was
nine of us shaving at the same
time, and maybe Oh shaved some
other chaps face" - Pearson's
Weekly.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
CATS AND DOGS.
Moods, Tempers and Natures Of the
CANNES and FeIines.


Cats d., not take punishment az
dogs do. Their tempers rise, and if
struck they are apt to strike back,
but beyond a gentle cuff to kitten
now and then find scolding or an
exclamation of rebuke enough.
They are also less intelligent and
forgiving than dog if unintention-
ally kicked or trodden on. There is
no more beautiful expression in
dogs face than the look he turns to
the friend who has involuntarily
hurt him before there is time to ex-
plain. His whole demeanor express
es the highest Tagnanimity, not on
ly the foregone pardon, but the
eager desire that the offender shall
think no more of the matter.
In many respects cats are more
like men and women than dogs are.
They have moods, and their nature
is complex. A dog is very much of
a piece. He is good dog or bad
dog, brave or cowardly, honest or a
sneak. The canine intelligence is
much higher than the feline, but the
disposition is simpler.
Cats are exceedingly irritable by
temperament, sensitive to changes
of the weather, to frost, to thunder.
They are excitable and naturally dis
posed to bite and scratch when at
play. There is curious tendency
in them, as in i'll balanced or over
strung human beings, to lose their
heads when in high spirits, and the
self command most of them show
when full grown in resisting these
impulses is striking proof of con-
scious responsibility. A full grown
pet cat scarcely ever scratches
young child, no matter how much
mauled by it. Besides being irrita-
BILE cats are moody and subject to
depression, probably physical re-
action from the former condition.
With one exception all the cats /
have known are captious. Their in
stinct when i'll or sad is to be alone,
but this is entirely neutralized by
petting They become as dependent
on caresses and sympathy as chill
dren and much wiser than children
when they are i'll or injured, as they
apply for relief with the most un-
mistakable suggestions, sometimes
indicating plainly where they are in
pain and presenting the suffering
member for treatment. They are
not SO patient as dogs in taking
medicine or submitting to surgical
care, but show their recognition of
its benefit by coming back for it un-
der similar circumstances.-Temple
Bar.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
A step Saver.

When Mrs. Flatleigh chose the
refrigerator with the mirror in the
front door of it Flatleigh laughed.
ssOf course" exclaimed Mrs. Flat
leigh, bridling at once, "a man has
no interest in saving his wife's
steps"
aSteps, my
seBut possibly he can appreciate
the advantage Of her being able TO
get dinner half again quicker
through not having to run to some
other part Of the house every time
she wonders how her hair = looking
Or her apron behind o. somstahgr
Puck.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
Whose Say-so Is Best?

With nearly all medicines put up for
.ia through druggists, one has to take
pa pa Makers say-SO alone as TO their cura-
. .n9 vaIue. OF course, such testimony is
w. that of a disinterested party and
nnccceordingly is not to be given the same
aa.odit as If written from diSintereSted
natives. DR.. Pierce's medicines, how
over. form single and therefore striking
ovcantion to this rule. Their claims to
.he confidence of invalids does not rest
snialv upon their makers say so or
nraiSe. Their ingredients are matters of
ppnhIic knowledge, being printed on each
spanarate bottle wrapper. Thus invalid
mffprers are taken into DR.. Pierce's full
oonfdence. Scores of leading medical
men have written enough to fiji volumes
IN praise of the curative value of the
several ingredients entering into these
we'll known medicines
;csI lights as Prof Finley Elllngwood. NJ d.,
If If Bennet Medical College. Chicago: Prof
Hale. of the same city; Prof. John M Scud-
der, NJ D.. late OF Cincinnati. Ohio: Prof
DR. Grover Coe. Of New York: Dr. Bartho-
low. of jefferson Medical College, of Pa,
and scores Of others equally eminent
DR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription cures
tho worst cases OF female weakness prOlap-
s1s anteversion and retrOverSion and corrects
Irregularities. cures painful periods. dries up
disagreeabie and weakening drains. some
times known as pelvic catarrh and multi
tude Of other diseases peculiar to women
Bear in mind. it is not a patent nor even Q
secret medicine, but the "Favorite Prescrip-
ton /" OF a regularly educated physician. Of
large experience in the cure of woman's
necuiar ailments. who frankly and confid-
ingly takes his patients into his full con-
6dence by telling them just what his wPre-
scription is composed of. OF no other medi-
cine put up for wOman's special maladies
and sold through druggists. can it be said
that the maker is not afraid to deal thus
frankly. openly and honorably. by letting
every patient using the same know exactly
what she is taking.
Sick women are invited to consult DIR.
Pierce, by letter, free. All correspond
ence is guarded as sacredly secret and
womanly condolences are protected by
professional privacy. Address DR.. r. v.
Pierce, Buffalo, n. Y.
How to preserve health and beauty Is
told in DR.. Pierce's Common Sense Med
ical Adviser. It is free. For a paper
covered copy send DR.. R. V. Pierce, Buff
falo, N. Y, 81 one-cent stamps to cover
mailing only; in cloth binding 81 stamps.
DR.. Pierce's Pellets cure constipation.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09
The Widow He Married.

A clergyman who was wldoWer
had three grownup daughters. HAY
ing occasion to go away on visit
for few weeks, he wrote home
from time to time. In one OF bis
letters he informed them that ne
had married a strapping widow
with six children
You may imagine what 9 STIR this
created in the household. When the
vicar returned home one Of hl1
daughters. her eyes red with weep
ing, said:
"Wlaere's the widow you married,
lethsr r
/ sOh, I married her = - =
I'm. 2
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

The ISLANDER has received from
the agricultural department sack
of garden seeds for distribution under
the frank of Congressman Humphrey.
Each package contains packages Of
lettuce, radish, beet, parsley and
cucumber seeds. Subscribers can
get them by calling at the Office or
sending US card if they want them
mailed.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Taxpayers are reminded that taxes
for 1906 are now due and payable.
Personal taxes must be paid within
thirty days from Feb. l and three
per cent rebate will be allowed on all
real estate taxes paid in full by the
18th of March.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Mr.. and Mrs. L. M. Harper, of
Roche Harbor, went to Seattle, Tues
day, Mr. Harper having been called
there to give further testimony in the
Cowell- McMillin' suit, the hearing of
which has been resumed.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

The U and club gave party at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac Sand
with, Tuesday evening, which was
quite largely attended.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

George Stoney's restaurant is now
open. He has had long experience as a
cook and steamboat steward and is
quite expert as short order caterer.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Fred w. Neal, of the law firm of
Kellogg & Neal, Bellingham, was in
town the first of the week on. legal
business.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Mr.. and Mrs. J. p. Paine returned
home Tuesday. Mr.. Paine has
taken up his work as a contractor
and builder here and expects to have
a busy season.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

There was jolly surprise party
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Wan. E.
Handles a few evenings since.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Mrs. G. B. briggs went to Port
Townsend, Tuesday, for short visit
with friends there.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

J. S. Groli is getting out the lum-
Der for new house to be bnilt by
Capt. Oscar Hahn, on Main street.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

The will of the late Capt. Warbass
was proven in the superior court,
Tuesday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

The Ladies Aid Society met with
Mrs. J. P. Paine yesterday afternoon.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Mrs. G.. Lomler was in town fror
Waldron island, Wednesday.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

The Woodmen of the World have
finished paying for their big hall and
lodge building at the Corners and
have money in their treasury. They
have certainly made a fine showing.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

The membership of the Foresters
lodge here now exceeds 100.
DR.. and Mrs. McKinnis spent a
part of the week at East Sound.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Devotees of Terpsichore should
bear in mind that the Woodmen OF
the World will give their third an
nual ball and supper at their hall at
the Corners the evening of Feb. %.
Usual prices.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Both of the local churches now
have electric lights.
Will Ross is clerking for J. T.
Stroud, at Deer Harbor.
The San Juan islander. [volume] (Friday Harbor, Wash.) 1898-1914, 1907-02-09

Jensen Bros. expect soon to begin
work upon new steamer here.
They are expert builders and find nc
difficulty in disposing of vessels Of
their construction. And if they dc
not care to sell they are able to op-
perate their steamers successfully
themselves.