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The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
Watchino the Knife Play.

There is an awful fascination about seeing people eat with their knives said he who has just spent a week on the farm for this health, with retrospective look in his eyes. "A knife is such an unexpected in strument. You never know just where it is going to strike. You cant keep your eyes off. You are afraid to look for fear it might slip and cut the mouth half in two, and you are afraid if you don't look it might happen and you won't get to see It."
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

fore using Deans Kidney Pills suf- fered everything from kidney troubles for a year and half. I had pain in She back and head, and almost eontin- hous in the Joins and felt weary all the time. 4 few doses of Deans Kid ney Pills brought great relief. and l kept on taking them until in short kime was cured. think Deans Kid ney Pills are wonderful.
 For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster. .Milburn Co, Buffalo. N. '.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
District DenselY. .Ponulated.

The District of Columbia has the greatest population a square mile of any section of this country. The fig ures are slightly mere than 3.S39. In Alaska there is enly one person to ten square miles Rhode Island is second to Washington, with 407 per sons a square mile.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
Making a Good Start.

Doctor - Madam, your husband must have absolute rest.
 Madam-Well, doctor, he won't listen to ne
 Doctor-A very good beginning, madam-a very good beginning Stray Stories.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
Not Just as eood"-It's the Best.

One box of Hunts Cure is unfailing- ly, unqualifedly, and absolutely guar anteed to cure any form of Skin Dis ease. It is particularly active in promptly relieving and permanently curing all forms of itching known.
 Eczema, Tetter, Ringworm and all similar troubles are relieved by one
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

Bingham Dyspepsia Remedy-a reliable and efficient remedy for all forms of indigestion. Write us for testimonials of grateful patrons. In- Guire for it at your druggist, or write us if he cannot supply it. Price 50 cents per bottle. 6 for s2.50. Bingham Drug Co., Tuscaloosa, Ala.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
Took Execution.

Remember. brothers," shouted the orator of the strenuous life. "I haven't any use for mollycoddles."
 The very old gentleman who was sitting in the last TOW removed his pipe and retorted:
 Wal. by heck. mister. even if you haven't any use for Molly Goddles yeou needn't to stand thar and talk behind her back. seein' that she is not present to defend herself"
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
"It Knocks the Itch

It may not cure all your ills, but it does cure one of the worst. It cures any form of itch ever known-no mat ter what it is called, where the sensa- tion is itch it knocks it. Eczema, Ringwofm and all the rest are relieved at once and cured by one box. It's guaranteed, and it's name is Hunts Cnre
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

NAANa EtA Oul LII UT utI 1t causes baekache. headaches. dizziness languor and distress ing urinary troubles. Keep the kidneys we'll and all these suffer ings will be saved you. Mrs. S.A. Moore, proprietor of a res taurant at ater- vile, Mo, says: Be
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
Much Money for Travel.

New York city's surface. elevated and subway railroad system receives a daily average of one and one-quar- ter cent from each inhabitant of the cifV
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

FITS. St Vitus Dance and all Nervous Diseases permanently cured by Dr. kline,s Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free g co trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R. H. Kline, Id. 93l Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

If he has a large family to support, man cant afford to have any other sxtravagant habits.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
Does Aliens
 FOOt.EaSe Cool the Blood

Some doctors have said so and many indi- viduals have said, that this dainty,. .autiseptio powder, shaken daily into the Shoes is Cool ing to the entire Sys- tem. Scores of nerves center in the soles of the feet and Allen's Foot-Ease soothes and quiets these nerves. Use every means to keep cool and avoid Heat Prostration. Try this simple, popular remedy yourself and sec if it is not instantly Cooling and Refreshing. Sold by all Druggists, 2,5c.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
Of Course,

What makes you so absent mind ed?"
 Well, l stopped to think one day
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
TIRED BACKS.

The kidneys have a great work to do in keeping the blood pure When
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
1rv Ii and See.

Funny, isn't it, but it makes all the difference in the world whether you call girl vision or sight
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
M'KiNlEY MONUMENT
To Be Dedicated in Buffalo Sept. 5.
 Former Residents Invited.

The beautiful white marble shaft erected by the state of New York in Niagara Square, Buffalo. N. Y, to the memory of President Mckinley. is to be formally dedicated Thursday, Sept. ,, and the event will be the central feature of Buffalo's old Home Week, Sept. to '. Former residents of Buff falo and the public at large are cor dially invited to attend the dedication.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08
She Understood.

 What makes you think that Tim mins is ideally married?" Because one day when he invited me to dinner and we were late she merely asked whether the home tee2 won"
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup. For children teething softens the gurns reduces l nsmmation, aaye pain, cures wind colic 25c bottle.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

And my thoughts ran on and on "WeH?"
 And I haven't caught up with 'em yet. Leader.
The Monticellonian., 1907-08-08

Approaching Nature. Some men think they cant "get next to nature" properly without talk ing along two quarts of whisky and a box of cigars.-Judge.
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
HER IRRIGATION DEAL
HAS BEEN PROJECTED

Irrigation and the msthods by
which IL can be scoouplished. con /.
tinues to be the talk of Fremont
county capitalists. Articles Of iucor-
poration have becn flled with the
secretary OF state for the Wet Noun.
'ain Valley Reservoir snd Irrigation
company. which as capital stock Of
$500, COG. the company's purpose be.
inR to bring . larger body of land
under water by the DeWeese dam In
Uuster county aud to construct new
reservoir on Craze creek. several
miles southwest Of Florence.
1t Ia estimated the dam will hold
so, 900 acre feet or 1874. 900, 900 gal.
Ions Some the water will fud its
way into the Arkansas river aud will
be taken out this side OF Pueblo, At
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
II TRE DUTCH LIVED
BESIDE THE BIG DITCH

The Dutch PEASANT lives with
canals sli abnut him. and .eaoLes his
cottage hy way Of draw bridge.
Perha aps lis In the blood Of . Dutch
ohlld not to fall into . canal. Al
ali eveaks the Dutch mother never Ap.
pcars 10 anticipate auoh possibility
One can Imagine the average English
or American mother trying to bring
on family In house surronI d, d by
canals she never would have a
minutes peace until the children
we're In bed. But then the mere sight
OF q canal to tue English child spg
gests the delights OF q sudden and IN.
expected bath. An EnRlishmau in
quired Of Dutch woman. docs .
Dotoh child by any chance ever fall
into . oanal2'' Yes" she replied.
"oases have been known'' Don't
you do anything for it?" continued
the ousstioner. "Oh. yes." she
Answered, 1--WE haul them out again. -
"Rut what I mean is." explained
the EnRlishman. "don't you do
anything to prevent their falling in.
to save them from falling In again ?"
"Yes." she answered, I'VE spsuk
them"
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29

'wbish rci6t tn 6smpany hss resent.
~ aseuiied lot d l<ud By parenass.
A larger frnis tract 10 to be adds
to The Lincoln PARK belt.
The dam viii be ninety feet In
height. built q conorste. Il viii
bsck ths watsr about t,rse miles.
t6s dspssst wstsr being niasf i, ss
With N average depth II ferry feet.
! nasa'ai subway will b provided
70 that whsn the height q sinety
fest il rsachsd. ths water viii pass
over tbs top Of the dam.
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
DILIGENT SEARCH FAILS
TO LOCATE ROBBERS

Officer Green reports that he has 60
far failed in locating the robbers " ho
operated In this city niahs before
last. but that he- expects to have
them in duranoe vile In = very few
dA,s. ~ he has notified tie rolice
officers Of all the rroupdiug towns
and II any man shows up with cut
hand he will be immt diately placed
under arrest.
The men who left here on the
Florence and Cripple Greek train for
Victor yesterday morning were taken
OF there BY Marshal Naylor. but they
proved themselves to DO innocent of
the charge and were released after
q due nvestigAtion had been made.
They were merely two men looking
for employment and went to the
district In the hopes OF finding 1t
Marshal Dave Houtson Of Canon
City had two men arrested there a.
being suspects. but Officer Green
went to Canon and found that they
were not the men either. These
two were making some coffee on the
outskirts of the town. The police
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
OF on Yves. Main street. between the

lot on West Main street between the
Daniels block and Owens harness
shop. upon complaint made by M.
B. Robinson Of the United Gil com.
pany. Mr.. Robinson says that last
night Jennings run one of his little
girls and some others into his houss
from the back yard and that when
he reached the back door. which had
been closed In his faoe he almost
knocked the door down. N. B.
swore to . complains In Justice Sand.
ers' court this forenoon.
About q week ago Sherman Bennett
who lives a. neighbor to Jennings
in West Florence fled a complaint In
lunacy against th, young man In the
county court but the csss has not yet
been set. In last nights escapade It
is aaid the young man strongly show.
cd an unbalanced mind and that he
acted more like q demon than = man
while pursuing the little girls. 1t
is said that either one Of the local
physicians or the county physician
will make an examination into his
mental condition today and the report
of thu examining physician will have
murh to do with his f1tnre.
There are many people In Flor
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29

force of Pueblo are on the lookout.
and It seems that tho draRnet that
has been thrown around this part Of
the state will oe,taiply result in their
apprehension.
1t has also developed that the men
entered the ttoIe of W. p. Wilbar
and helped Themselves literally to
overooAss, other clothing and boots
and shoes. They Affected entrance at
this EFT Ablishment by prvina one Of
the back Windows open.
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
Always Keeps Chamberlain
Couqh Remedy in His House

'kANOu9A ANo0 IA AAs uoueo
"We would not be without Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy. It ID kept on hand
cont nually In our home," says W. w.
Kearney, editor Of the Independent,
Lowry City, Mo. That Is just what every
family should do. When kept at hand
ready for instant use, cold may be
checked at the outset and cured in much
less time than after it has become settled
In the system. This remedy is also with
out peer for Group In children, and will
prevent the attack when given ss soon
as the child becomes hoarse, or even af.
ter the croupy cough appears, which can
only be done when the remedy il kt pit at
hand. For sale by Daniels Drug store.m
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29

Mcst children have weak kidneys.
/ Tbs earliest warning Il bed. wetting.
H Lassr comes backache, hsadachs. ian.
guos
IT'S mistake to neglect these troubles
To blame the child for Its own distress
seexnGto cure ths kidnsya-
( Eavs the child from deadly kidney Ills
Doans Kidney pills curo sick kidneys
Florence parents recommend them.
Mrs. r. D. Mccormick. OF 1Os West
Front street, Florence. Colo. says:
"Doan's Kidney Pills have been used
In my family with excellent results.
From the time child OF ours was be.
tween three and four years old, symp.
toms existed which gave evidence of
Weakened kidneys. The troubles we're
corrected but tho cure did not remain
permanent. a. about . year ago the weak
ness or deranged condition of the kid
neys again became very noticeable The
child complained often Of backache and
after any little overwork or exertion
could scarcely sit up, the pain being SO
severe. Difficulty existed from too afre.
quent action Of the kidney secretions
and they showed considerable sediment
Learning OF Doan's Kidney Pills, l sent
to Daniels drug store for box. their
use completely relieved the child OF back.
ache, regulated the action Of the seer ;
tinns and cleared them Of the sediment
II there is the least sign Of recurrence
dose or two OF Dosn's Kidney Pills
Lave never failed to check it."
For sale by all dealers. Price 5Ocents
Foster Milburn Co, Remember the
name, Doan's and take no other. mwf
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
Acute Rheumatism

Deep tearing or wrenching pains, oc-
casioned by getting wet through; worse
when at rest. or on frst moving tho
limbs and in cold or damp weather. is
cured quickly by Ballard's Snow Llni-
ment. Oscar Oleson, Gibson City. ILL.,,
writes, Feb. l6, 1902: "A year ago was
troubled with a pain in my back. It
soon got SO bad could not bend over.
One bottle of Ballard's Snow Linimsnt
cured me-" Sold by Yelton Drug Co. it's
II pays 70 adveryise ysur wants in
49, nvsh. .ru
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
Half Rates to Mexico City and
Return.

Tickets will be sold by the Colorado &
Southern at one fare for the round trip
to Mexico City and return, April 25th to
May 18th, June 9th to 18th and June
10th TO July 18th; limited to three
months and good for ttopovers. Write
for booklets on Mexico. T. ID. Fisher,
G. P. A., Denver. a
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29

ence who believe that the young fol
low should be placed somewhere where
be would harm nobody. He himself
10 not SO much to blame ~ tho boyv
who continually poster him, but boys
Will be boys, and Jennings 10 likely
to badly ipjure some Of them some
time,
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
Hellol Helloi

Yes, We will make Ice cream and
serve . sample free to all between
seven and niue O'Clock Saturday even.
ing. March 80.
Prioss: One gallon ei 90. y gallon
Doc, u gallon 90. pint loo; packed
In ice. 100 extra.
Very Rsspt
ROGERS BAKERY 90
1895 Phone B 27s
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
Afflicted With Rheumatism

Il was and am yet afflicted with rheu-
matisn," says j. G. Bayne, editor OF the
Herald, Addington, Indian Territory,
"but thanks to Chamberlain's Pain Balm
am ableonce more to attend to business
1t is the best of liniments." If troubled
with rheumatism give Pain Balm a trial
and you are certain to be more than
pleased with the prompt rolief which it
affords. One application relieves the
pain. For sale by Daniels Drug Store.
mwf
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29

CHARGED WITH CHASING
GIRLS, JENNINGS ARRESTED
Marshal Green last evening arrest.
ed Arthur Jennings. the peanut ven.
dor who holds forth on the vacant
The daily tribune., 1907-03-29
A DANGEROUS MISTAKE
Florence Mothers Should Not
Neglect Kidney Weakness
In Children

Most children have weak kidneys.
Ths earliest warning l. bed. wetting.
Latsr comss backache. hsadachs. ian
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-28

Representative Hondell OF Wyoming
piloted bride from his state into the
White House the other day, The bride,
however. is no longer a native OF Wy.
oming, having married resident of
Missouri. who was present. While they
were waiting for admission TO the Pre-
sident's private office, Vice President
Fairbanks came along and Mr.. Hondell
promptly introduced the young couple.
"Arn't you sorry that you will lose
your vote now that you are no longer II
citizen Of Wyoming asked the Vice
President of the bride.
"I am" she retorted pretily. "but
only for the reason that cannot go
back there in order to vote for you for
President"
Then, overame by the thought ri
talking thus 10 a great man, she blushed
wildly, but she was not alone, for Mr..
Fairbanks turned so red that he looked
like a tall lighthouse on calm day.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-28

Ii the shadows OF war shall ever fall
athwart the North American coasts and
these United States be party to th>
engagement, as opposed to England or
any of England's allies, 1T will come to
pass that this port of Astoria will IN
stantly swing into line and fame as one
of the three great harbors OF refuge,
supply ami basic value, for the navy
operating against the enemy. This will
not be denied anywhere.
Now, therefore, We insist that it is
time the Government was looking to the
proper equipment of these waters and
the establishment of such primary agen-
cies as are likely to be needed in such
an event, such as a drydock, great ma
chine shops, gun-parks, and all the
elements OF frst-class navy yard.
The time. the place, the predicate. all
are plainly adequate to justify the
earliest action in this direction, and this
warning is as timely and essential as
any other phase of the problem that
awaits solution, and it is up to the
Oregon delegation to take steps as are
appropriate. When they 60 to work, it
will be well to remember, and ayow ac-
cordingly, that the proposition is not an
Astorian idea; that there are hundreds
of thousands OF people in the great
Northwest profoundly interested in this
project and that it is in the interest OF
the country at large and not a cheap
local matter for Astoria, Portland nor
Oregon.
Puget Sound, in such a promise as laid
down here, would be out of the run
ming, until the State of Washington
shall build a canal from the mouth of
the Columbia to the Sound, before the
accomplishment OF which a good deal is
likely to have happened; and for this
reason, that State would best be at
work on this score.
It will take time to force this thing
through the impervious hide of the
Easterner to whom the United States
and the Atlantic seaboard are synoni
nous terms and this winter is as late,
as Justice and common sense can stand
for, in the taking up Of 50 grave and
needful proposition.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-28

During the recent money famine,
Senator Burkett Of Nebraska undertook
a poll OF the bankers in that state to
ascertain their views on legislation to
prevent a recurrence OF unsettled finan-
cial conditions. He has already received
upwards if $50 replies, the majority Of
which are from the smaller and State
banks. OF the total number received,
l5l Of the banks expressed themselve,
as being n favor Of government guaran-
tee for deposits and only So were
against it. Those in favor of postal
savings bank law number twenty-three,
while fifty-five are opposed to it. The
opposition is based on the ground that
postal savings banks would hurt banks
of small capital and be a great aid to
the large national banks. Almost with
cut exception the Nebraska bankers
blame the Eastern banks, and especially
the New York institutions for causing
the furry. They also are practically
unanimous in favoring the government
regulation and examination Of trust
companies, similar to the present super
vision exercised over national banks.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-28
A BUREAUCRATIC ROW.

That the war between the staff and
line of the United States navy has as
sumed radical and righteous dimensions,
is proven by the direct refusal Of Rear
Admiral Brownson, of the Bureau of
Navigation, to obey the order of Presi-
dent Roosevelt to transmit his order as
signing naval surgeon to the absolute
command of hospital ship of the
navy, and his prompt resignation from
the service, after half century Of le-
voted employment in that arm of the
public defense. 4
It is said that the President himself
lis plainly partial to the claims of the
line officers 1.-THE fighting and navigating
officers, as oontro-distinguished from
the paymasters, engineers, physicians
and other bureaucratic oficers) and
that the order was sent to the touchy
old war-dog, Brownson, with view of
preGpitating the climax that WILL in
turn, precipitate an entire revolution
and re-adiustment of the two branches.
In the good old days before steam mad
wrought the change in the handling Of
ships, and sails and sailors supervened
at all points, and the honors of war and
peace fell alike to the trained seamen
and navigators of the service, the doc
tors and paymasters were in position
far more clearly defined, and accepted,
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-28
Beware Of Frequent Colds.

A succession Of colds or a protracted
cold is almost certain to end in chroni.
catarrh. from which few persons ever
wholly recover. Give every cold the at.
tention it deserves and you may avoid
this disagreeable disease. How can you
cure colds Why not try Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy II is highly recon-.
mended. Mrs. NJ. White. Of Butler,
Tenn, says. Several years ago I was
bothered with my throat and lungs
Someone told me OF Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. I began using It and II re-
lieved me at once. Now my throat and
lungs are sound and WELL" For sale by
Frank Hart and leading druggists.
The morning Astorian. [volume] (Astoria, Oregon) 1899-1930, 1907-12-28

taaa that they occupy today; and there
was no trouble as between the staff and
line. Now, The staff corps is almost as
essential and co spircpous as the line,
ana is growing Importance is lending
sest and toe to the claims Oh thoss
who Were once but mere appenaees to
the service. Yet, we believs. in justice
to the immense value of these depart
mental officers TO the navy, that they
should be granted all the prominence
AMI homer their professions and their
,aithiul work dsmand at the hands OF
the people and the gov rnment; but
that their status and awards and recog-
milton, should be very clearly distin'
guished from the consideration shown
to the real naval officer. the officer OF
the line, the man who does the fighting,
the navigating, and is in supreme COM
mand of the movements and history OF
each separate atom OF the great service.
There should never BE- any mixing OF
the responsibilities; no merging OF
duties; no combinations of the prero.
gatives; no interference of authority;
no ambiguous parallels OF rank and
prestige; no confusion of titles. II is
dangerous to start these bureaucratic
rows. They re.act on the staff. not on
The line; and to the landsman generally.
they present the idea of disruption and
lisorganization, whn there is really no
thought nor danger OF any such thing.
With due respect to all concerned we
nope the issue OF the present uproar
will again accentuate the pre-eminence
Of the fighting arm of the naval service
Just as all similar disturbances have in
the past since nothing must be permit
ted ever to weaken, lessen, or cripple
that potent phase of the national de-
tense; we want no French disorders in
either our navy nor army; no disgrace
'ul scandals, nor unseemly rows. The
feud is an old one, but the law OF the
land ard the safety OF its people are
above all the nasty social feuds that
ever existed; and if we are to descend
to level of bureaucratic turmoil, it is to
be hoped one fight will do for all time,
and that the Presidential power will,
intervene, once for all, in the mainten-
ance OF the superior prerogative of the
line and that Congress will back him
to the limit OF its power. No one Of
sense ever deprecates the extraordinary
value of the staff work and clientele;
but the line officers are the real authori-
tative representatives of the people OF
these United States on the high seas,
and this should be made manifest at all
hazards and rehGously maintained.