Evening journal., 1907-09-19
Personal and Pertinent

The neatest woman in the world to the left Of
slightly intoxicated She sat up straight dsdain
ing touch the back Of the seat and her hands held
her skirts well away from all unclean contact The
intoxicated gave his right foot fling and man
aged to land it his left knee then he settled down
after the effort and prepared to sleep Ihe neat woman
with gasp that woke the man. drew her skirt quickly
from where his shoe rubbing it, and, much per-
urbed shook it brskly The man olnked at her waved
his eyebrows quizzcay at her then Strengthening into
maudn dignity he took from his pocket immaculate
handkerchief and carefully nsultinsly wiped his shoe
where it had come in contact with the neat womans
gown instant she stared, then smile broke
her face and the care delightedly grinned-New
York Evening SUM-
German who worked in the packing department Of
large rendered his resignation recently, and
oompanied it with the remark that he was going in
Me und anodder feler We make a business" he ex-
planned Il viii Sin der exberienee und der odder feler
viii gin der gabital."
How long do YOU expect plan asked
eoh aboud nfe years." replied the German 'und den
viii han der gabtal und der odder feller viii haf der
eXberience Judge.
John Lover. animal expert and nature writer of
the philadelphia Zoo was talking the other day about
Yes said Mr. Lover "she ate her last litter of cubs
She has eaten in fact. litters she
a gentle and anectonate wolf Strange that she should
He passed and smiled "she reminds me of a remark
overheard the other day., the famous keeper resumed
"A school teacher with class OF little girls
and every and then he would stop and fire off at
the youngsters few questions-nature questions.
know.
"In the lion house he said:
who tell what Eliminating animal is?
81 know sir. said little girl She is that
eAews her cubs Washington star
As patroness Of struggling and discouraged artists
and musicians Mrs. Folen not markedly successful
although she had plenty of money and a heart
and interested in arts and artists
I've brought Of last winters sketches to show
you" said poor young whom she had asked
10 call her but do feel satisfied with them
They are not as good in some as the work did
year ago"
"Nonsense!" cried Mrs Folen with loud cheerful
ness. pattng him the Shoulder "You paint just
well as did last year-as well you have Your
tastes improying-thats al!"-Youths Companion
you must have been dreaming Of propos-
ing TO last night, Laura"
How is thatg
"why. 1 heard YOU for a whole quarter of an hour
crying out "Yes!"-Fliegende Blaetter
Aissionary-Sire my daughter
King of all the Cannibas-Pleased TO meat YOU
Life.
The Grand Duke Constantine Of Russia Is said TO be
the most cultured Romanom living He has trans
lated great number Of Shakespeares plays Russian
and has also acted the far from easy part Hamlet
The Grand Duke and his wife. who was a Princess Of
Saxe-Atenberg, have children and they are an
being brought up to be keen clever Shakespearans
His 7eria Hghness library entirely composed OF
editions OF Shakespeare and references to the Bard OF
Avon Needless 10 he speaks Engisn as wei as he
dees his native tonsue.-Tit-Bts