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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20
WHAT MARJORIE SAW ABROAD. BY
Mrs David Gamble Murrell Neale

WHAT MARJORIE SAW ABROAD. BY
Mrs. David Gamble Murrell. Neale
Company. OF New York. publishers.
This little book, says the authors fore
word, is only to relate what travellers
will be apt to enjoy most-the folklore
and a pleasant trip sort OF help to
those seeking Information for which they
might blunder around and waste time
In not knowing what was worth while.
The voyage across the Atlantic. the
the Victoria Hotel, all the sights OF Lon
don town, rural England and the Cont.
nent are described with many bits of
sound practical advice and suggestive
hints that cannot fail to be OF service
to other travellers who read about what
Marjorie saw. A double love story and
romance invests the little book with
added color and zest.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20
Inconsistent Women

Why Is It that SO many OF these
wronsed ladies' get married again as
the brutes who made their lives. mis-.
cradle i-rNeM York Sun.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

public funds tho eighth commandment
Is liable to take holiday Just when 1t
ought to be working overtime.
Friends In politics should stand by
one another. II for no other reason than
TO be able to watch one another closely"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20
Poems You Ought to Know.

Whatever
with
day for refreshmen inner poetryPro
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20
HEROES OF PROGRESS IN AMERICA.
BY Charles Morris j. b. Lippin-
colt 8 Company, OF Philadelphia,

.s,.ts,t NJ IyN''P"'st VI LhhhN"iphit3'
The author Of this volume has Sc
lected for his heroes of progress In this
country such names as Roger Williams,
John Eliot William Penn, James Ogie-
tthforps, Ben,amin F,ranklin. patyiek
son, Robert Norris, Alexander Hamll-
ton. John Adams. Ell whitney, Robert
Fulton. John Jacob Astor, stephen
Girard, John Marshall henry Clay,
nan L. Wess at John Gal l;riG Sam Sam
Howe Cyrus IT, Mccormick. Charles
Goodyear, Dewitt: Clinton and others;
among them. of course. Abraham Lin
coin, Horace Greeley and John Erics-
son. Lucretia Mott, Susan j. Anthony,
Dorothea Dix. Frances E; willard and
ris's list. Monticello. the home or JEFF
ferson. Is the frontlspiece to the book,
which also contains. among its Illus
trations. Vests picture of Penn's
Treaty and pictures Of Webster. Clay
and jackson. OF the battle between the
Virginia and the Monitor and the din
home.
In regard to the purpose of his book.
the author says: our history brings
UP TO our mental vision many men
and women heroic in act and effort.
and no trumpets hcralded them on their
way The tale of these lives Is often
plain and simple, not marked by the
telling events and striking deeds that
give spice and variety to the biography
n vaIor and self-sacrifice equal or SUI.
perior to those OF the warrior. they led
US up to nobler heights, and planted
the banner OF achievement on 1oftier
attitudes than those usually reached
by the pathway of the sword"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20
THE HOUSE OF THE HUNDRED
DOORS. BY VIII NJ. Clemens. The
Hawthorne Press, OF New York. pub

Isners.
This little book Is written against the
cruelties practiced by vlvsectionists on
innocent and suffering animals The
book Is very interestingly written. First.
the story Is told of Sport, the nongrel,
who was housed In the building with
fire engine No. 10. and WAS as much OF
n hero in the way of saving lives as the
brave frenien who were his friends.
Then follow the histories OF Beauty. the
black -and- tan, dear to the hearts OF the
Judge, Mrs. Judge. and little Marjorie.
their daughter; OF the English bull
Waggles. who always accompanied his
mistress on her afternoon stroll; Of
Prince. the terrier; Dot, the poodle, and
Muggins. the pug All these dogs were
happy In good homes with owners who
loved them. But one by one, they were
stolen and carried to the institute.
called by Mr.. Clemens the House Of
the Hundred Doors or the Palace Of
Pain" since it is there that the work
OF vivisection goes on. While the
owners sorrowed for their dogs. these
were meeting with a horrible and cruel
fate premonitory to the only release
they could have. that Of death.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20
No. 1858.
At the Cedars.
BY DUNCAN CAMPBELL SCOTT.

IN the 81 Indian iii e s
You had two gtrls-Baptste-
One is Virginie-
Hold hard-Baptiste!
Listen to me.
The whole drive ianlmed
In that bend at the Cedars;
The rapids were damned
With the logs tight rammed
And crammed; you might know
The devil had clinched them below
We worked three days-not bulge.
She's as tight as wedge
On the ledge,'
Says foreman:
Mon Dieu! boys, look here
We must get this thing clear"
He cursed at the men,
And we went for it then;
With our cant-dogs arrow,
We Just gave a he-yo-ho,
When she gave big shove
From above.
The gang yelled, and tore
For the shore;
The logs gave grind,
Like VOLTS jaws behind,
And as quick flash,
With shove and crash,
They were down in mash,
But l and ten more,
All but Isaac Dufour,
Were ashore
He leaped on log in the front of the rush,
And shot out from the bind
While the jam roared behind;
AS he floated along
He balanced his pole
And tossed song.
But, just as we cheered,
Up darted a log from the bottom,
Leaped thirty feet fair and square,
And came down his own.
He went up like block
With the shock:
And when he was there
In the air,
Kissed his hand
To the land
When he dropped
My heart stopped,
For the first logs had caught him
And crushed him;
When he in his place
There was blood his face.
There some girls Baptste
Picking berries the hillside
Where the river curls Baptste
You know,--on the still side.
One was down by the water
She saw Isaac
Fall back. ~
She did not scream, Baptiste;
She launched her canoe;
1t did seem, Baptiste,
That she wanted to die too,
For before you could think
The birch cracked like she'll
In that rush of hell.
And saw them both sink
Baptiste!
He had two girls;
One Is Vlrgnie;
What God calls the other
Is not known to me-
70 Sunday ono published each day
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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

touch. Tho fact Ia women amt half
80 bad as they're painted. an I've seen
some OF 'em rather highly decorated at
that THERE'S its OF things might be
said on women's rights, but there's twice
ils much chance TO open UP about wo-
mems wrongs. An wrongs Is what
counts, after ALL"
Society Pets" he moralizes In this
strain: III you want to train plain,
sensible mar for society leader, the
first thing you have TO do Is to dress him
UP like "a circus performer Then you
extract his brains with a suction pump,
wax his n,ustache an say you're H..
Wien you get down to facts the best
thing you could do with society bunch
would be TO hand en- over their paper
dolls an, colonize 'em. They amt no
use. They don't learn nothing, they
don't teach nothing. and they don't do
nothin'. They're like the tramps. the
high binders an the cranks. They just
live on the decent people
Perhaps women will like to know his
views on ..The Art OF Gathering Wives"
Here they are: There's all kinds OF
wives to be had. Don't make no mistake.
But X you've made up your mind to
take the jump. stop smokin' long enough
to find out where you're at An what
ever you do marry an American Ameri-
can is the goods. An American wife can
twice ns much money as any other kind.
She can save twice as much as any
other kind. An she can talk twice as
much as any other kind. She's sort OF
Carl Schurz. The only difference be-
tween Carl. as We know him. an the
American wives. az % know them, Ia
that the wives don't talk when they have
anything TO say. and Carl never had
anything to say when he talked"
SENATOR sonGHUMs rR1arER OF
POLITICS. BY Philander Chase
johnson. Henry Altemus Company,
of Philadelphia.
This quaint little volume contains
helpful hints on the science OF no.
getting the worst OF It." and is az full
OF funny things Us an egg IL of meat.
II is Impossible for the reviewer Ito
properly expound the suggestiveness of
Mr.. Johnson's satire. or the wisdom con-
tained in his golden hphorisms, except
by quotation. Consequently the atten-
ton OF the reader Is invited to the
following paragraphs as being thoroughly
characteristic OF Mr.. Johnson's style
throughout his book:
politics Is the art OF turning .r-
luence into affluence.
at may be true that every man has
his price. but II Is only fool who goes
around constantly with the price-tag on
public exhibition.
For man who has good chance at
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

The February number OF Ainslce's con-
tains the opening chapters OF new
serial story by Horace Annesley yacholl
entitled Her Son. Her Son. is a
story of extraordinary originality im-
mense dramatic power and intense hui
man interest 1t Is filled with situa-
lions which bring to a climax the con-
flcts Of human emotions.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

Duncan Campbell Scott born in Ottawa
Service. "
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

Authors OF fiction in the February issue
OF the Popular Magazine are: George
Hyde, c. T. Revere X. and Hesketh
Prichard, A. w. Marchmont, Louis j.
Vance. Arthur Paterson, j., Kenilworth
Egerton. B. M. Bower c. X. Moser, Scott
Campbell, William La Queux.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

Maynard Dixon is the artist for the
colorfu cover design of the January
Sunset Magazine. Leading articles are
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

Smiths for February opens with six
teen new portraits of footlight favorites
and a novelette, by Adeline Knapp called
IAN Insular Prejudice Other writer's
for the month are: DR.. G.. w. saleeby.
Robert Barr. Gertie S. Wentworth James,
Holman f. Day. Charles H. Cochrane.
w. 3. NJ. Ferguson. Wallace Irwin. liz
ian Bell. P. NJ Babcock. Edith Living
ston Smith, RoXann White, Charming
Pollock. Charles Fort, Grace Margaret
Gould. Charles Garvice, Stanley Du Bots,
Augusta Prescott.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

Beverly Towles is tho artist Of tho
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-01-20

from such writer's as Ika NagaI Arthur
North. Charles Warren S,oddard. Hughes
Cornell. Adeline Knapp Allan Dunn,
Grant Wallace. Elmer Ellsworth Brown,
Bourbon Wilson. Alberta Bancroft, jean
nette Campbell. Rock Mackenzie. Jack
Browning. Mary w. Tyrrell. c. Fl. VIII
lians. X. II. Casper. Amelia Woodward
Truesdell. Aibertine Randall Theelan.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
The Skeleton at the Feast.

THE dinner was going all right"
said the superstitlous man, until the
cross-eyed girl came to the telephone
and stood facing the table. talking
with friend, but looking straight at
us-not straight exactly-with her
mismated eyes Then the waiter got
cross and spilled tAe soup and brought
the macaroni without the cheese and
the cheese without the macaroni and
forgot the butter and nearly forgot the
bread and froze the coffee and left out
the sugar and, well, just about every
thing happened that could happen at
that table after the cross-eyed girl
came and stood there telephoning and
looked at us"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
Names of Newspapers.

Is II loose application of language
to apply the word Journal" to a pub
lication issued every week or month
Probably not. since the idea of the
word seems to have been that the
news sheet was a diary, record OF
day-by-day events, rather than that u
appeared daily itself. The very first
regular newspaper. indeed. is consid
cred to have been the Frankfurtei
Journal. which appeared In 1915 as Q
weekly publication. II newspapers
were compelled to adhere with literal
accuracy to their titles all "gaEettes"
would sell for one cent, since that Is
what gazette" originally signified
The Venetian Gazetta of the sixteenth
century, the parent of all the ga
zettes," took its name from a coin Oh
about that value.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
A Home Made Happy by Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy.

About two months ago our baby girl
had measles which settled on her lungs
and at last resulted in severe attack
Of bronchitis We had two doctors but
no relief was obtained. Every body
thought she would die. went to eight
different stores to find a certain remedy
which had been recommended to me and
failed to get it, when one OF the store
keepers insisted that try Chamberlain
Cough Remedy. | did so and our baby
is tlve and well today.-Geo. w. Spence,
Holly Springs, n G. For sale by Long
we'll Bros. m
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
The Quaker Boy.

For truly the Pennsylvania Quaker
farm and homestead was great
place for a boy to grow into man.
The old conditions lasted till the civil
war. Since then there has been a
gradual scattering of the old families,
and their places have been taken by
immigrants and renters of another
type. The old race will be largely
extinct in another generation; but
many a man now in middle life or
beyond who has made his mark in
Philadelphia or elsewhere in business
or professional life, blesses the fate
that gave him the physical and moral
basis of such boyhood.-Isaac Sharp
less in the Atlantic.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
Reducing Ocean Record.

The first steamer that ever crossed
the Atlantic took twenty-four days to
make the trip. and the early boats OF
the Cunard line, organized in 1910,
made the transatlantic trip in four
teen days. or in about the same time
as the best of the clippers OF the
Black Ball and other lines. In 1860
the sailing ship Dreadnought made
the passage in nine days and seven
teen hours. and II was long time be-
fore a steamer beat that record. II Ia
nearly two decades since the five-day
ship came upon the scene. and ever
since then the record has been lower
ed by hours rather than by days.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
Increase If Widows.

Why does the proportional number
of widows increase steadily? asks
Swiss journal, and gives in reply sew.
eral reasons-the men are engaged in
more hazardous occupations; they
waste too much time in taverns, drink
ing and squabtling over politics, and
they generally burn the candle at both
ends. Hence the insurance companies
are beginning to ask higher rate of
men than of women.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
Keeping Off Trespassers.

How to warn off trespassers without
spring guns has been discovered by a
canny peasant in the south of France.
His woods were invaded by nut pick
ers. He asked botanical friend the
Latin name for the hazel nut, and put
up the following notice: Caution
All persons entering this wood do so
at their own risk. The Corylus Avel-
lana abounds here, as we'll as Other
equally venomous snakes" Not a
trespasser has ventured into the wood
since.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
LARGEST Tree In Sicily.

Sicily boasts the largest tree In the
world. 1t is known as THE Chestnut
Tree of a Hundred Horses" and is
situated at the foot of Mount Etna.
IL has five enormous branches, each
as large as an ordinary tree, issuing
from a trunk which is 212 feet in cir
conference. A large hollow In the
trunk is capacious enough to contain
. flock of sheep. Its name originated
in the story that Queen Joan of Ara.
gon with her nobility and their ret
inues once took refuge from vio-
lent storm under Its spreading
branches.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
The Modern Hero.

HE is wonderfully handsome" said
the impressionable girl. lie looks
like the hero of a novel" Not at
ALL" answered Miss Cayenne; "he is
neither a gentlemanly burglar nor an
adept in slang"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27

Impure blood makes muddy, pimply
complexion, headaches, nausea, indiges
ton. Thin blood makes you weak, pa e,
ickly. Burdock Blood Bitters makes
the blood rich, red, pure-restores per.
feet health
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
Loves Balances.

To the heart there are no insignifi-
cant events; 1t magnifies all things;
1t puts in the same balance the fall OF
an empire and the fall of woman's
glove, and oftentimes the glove out
weighs the empire.-Balzac.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1907-12-27
Smallest Human Bone.

Tn, smallest bone in the human
body is contained in the drum Of the
ear.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
TALK ABOUT SLEEPING.

Women are like men when it
comes to sleeping. Plenty of rest
full sleep makes a man strong and
vigorous and it makes woman hap
py and beautiful. But both women
and men can procure restful sleep by
using Sexine Pills. 1t is well known
that nervousness and overwork pre-
vent sleep. 1t is equally well known
that Sexine Pills produce that de-
lightful relaxation that folds ones
tired limbs in Natures arms while
the unconscious body draws new life
and vigor SeXine Pills are the per-
feet tonic. They are guaranteed for
all forms of weakness They cost
81 box, six boxes for SIS, with full
guarantee inclosed. Address or call
the Pendleton Drug Co, This is the
store that sells all the principa,
remedies and does not substitute.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
Sport Items Of Interest.

Hundreds of students are preparing
to accompany the U. of P. football
team to Michigan for the football
game there Nov. 16.
waltham, Mass, claims the tallest
high school football player in the
country in the person of Captain Har-
on of the high school team. A boy
player who stands six foot three Is
surely out of the ordinary.
A state basketball league has been
organized in Oregon, composed OF
Dallas College, Pacific College, Multi
nomah A. c., willamette University,
and the Y. NJ. c. A. teams of Portland
and Salem.
The athletic relations between the
colleges of the North and South are
becoming closer each year Next
spring the baseball team of Louisiana
State University will make trip
north to meet Yale, Harvard, Cornell
and Columbia.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
American RAILWAY Association.

New York, Oct. SO.--Managers, sup
erintendents and other officials con-
nected with the operating departments
of the leading railroad systems of the
United States and Canada were pres
ent at meeting Of the American
Railway Association held at the Wald-
orf-Astoria today. The business Of
the meeting consisted principally of
the discussion of reports presented to
he association by the committees on
car efficiency, safety appliances in
terlocking and block signals, standard
cipher code, etc.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
FEEL EVERY CHANGE
OF THE WEATHER.
A Bad Back Is Always Worse During
Wet or Changeahle Weather.

wet OF NibtiStdUit NchtIfcT.
Is your back like barometer?
Does it foretell every change of
weather?
Does every cold settle on your kid
| neys?
Bring aching, throbbing pains?
Does it disorder the urine?
The kidneys are calling for help.
Use Doan's Kidney Pills.
Guaranteed by Pendleton testimony
Mrs. E. ]. Meiners, of 512 Lewis
street. Pendleton, Ore, says: I'VE
have used Doan's Kidney Pills in our
family for several years. About two
years ago a cold settled in my kidneys
and back and caused a good deal OF
pain and backache, as we'll as annoy
ance from the kidney secretions. NY
hack and loins were lame and sore.
and stooring or lifting would be ac-
companied by sharp twinges of pain.
At this time Doans Kidney Pills were
recommended to me and began using
them. They brought relief at once
and banished the entire trouble. Since
then when l have caught cold 1 have
felt a slight recurrence, but the use
of poan's Kidney Pills has removed
the annoyance promptly. We wouldn't
he without this remedy in the home
for anything, knowing 1t to be one
that has genuine merit"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Fcster-Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
take no other.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30

DO the right thing If you have Ma
sal Catarrh. Get Ely's Cream Balm
at once. Don't touch the catarrh
powders and snuffs, for they contain
cocaine. Ely's Cream Balm releases
the secretions that inflame the nasal
passages and the throat, whereas
common remedies" made with mer-
curry merely drive them out and
leave you no better than you We're.
In a word, Ely's Cream Balm is a real
cure, not a delusion. All druggists,
soc, or mailed by Ely Bros, Sc War
rem street, New York
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
PEN D LET0 N-UKIAH STAGE

Daily trips between Pendleton and
Ukiah. except Sunday. Stage leaves
Pendleton at a. m, arrives at Ukiah
at 6 p. m. Return stage leaves Ukiah
at p. m, arrives at Pendleton at 6
p. m.
Pendleton to Ukiah, $500; round
trip, $500. Pendleton to Alba, $a.76;
round trip, $500; Pendleton to Ridge,
s2.00; round trip $3.50. Pendleton to
Nye. s1.50; round trip. $3.50. Pendle-
ton to Pilot Rock, $1.oo; round trip,
$1.S0.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30

st. Peter, Mimi, Oct. 9O,-Several
hundred members of the Minnesota
state Butter and Cheese Makers as
sociation's annual meeting. A number
of matters Of interest and Importance
to those engaged in the dairy industry
will be discussed during the three
days that the association will be in
session.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30

A Cleveland burglar has earned the
title for the best show of nerve. After
being shot by the man whose home he
had robber, he appeared at the home
and demanded damages for the shoot
ing. He was arrested.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30

Pittsburg, Pa, Oct. S0.-The exhi-
bition of the Pittsburg Horse Show
association which opened in Duquesne
Garden today promises to be a record
breaking success from the viewpoint
of society and the horse lover alike.
The exhibits represent many of the
most prominent stables of the United
States and Canada and are more num-
erous and of higher class than any
ever seen before in this city. The
show is to continue through the re-
mainder of the week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30

Hickory Bark Cough Remedy, made
by The Hickory Bark Cough Remedy
company, of Salem, Ore; guaranteed
to he pure; guaranteed to cure your
cough, or money refunded. Guaran-
teed to make friend of you. For
sale by all druggists and first-class
dealers everywhere. Pendleton Drug
~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
WANT ADS
WANTED.

HELP WANTED-MEN OR WON
en- to represent The American
Magazine, edited by F. P. Dunno
("Mr. Dooley'D, Ida M. Tarbell,
Lincoln Steffens, etc. Straight prop
osition. Good pay. Continuing in
terest from year to year in business
created. Experience and capital not
Good opportunity Write
]. n. Trainer, 23 West goth street,
New York.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
VETERINARY SURGEONS.

-S~>>>~>~--->-->-----> ~--N-----~>-->~->-->N--'
DIR. d. c. M'NABB, LOCAL STATE
Stock Inspector and member State
Veterinary Board. Office Tallmans
drug store. Residence 316 Lewis st.
Phone main SO.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
ENGRAVED CARDS.

ENGRAVED CARDS, INVITATIONS.
etc. Very latest styles. Leave or
ders at East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30
DENTISTS.
FRATERNAL ORDERS.

PENDLETON LODGE No. So, A. F.
and A. NJ, meets the first and third
Mondays of each month. All visiting
brethren are invited
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1907-10-30

GRAHAM, THE FURNITURE MAN,
will buy your old furniture and give
you cash or new goods in return. IL
costs nothing to visit him. Postoffce
block. Pendleton.