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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
WE CLEAN, PRESS AND
REPAIR CLOTHING.
ia North Main St. Barre. Vt.

kind which came to his knowledge.
Prisoners should be obliged, az il seems
to the News, to give their name under
oath in every instance, and the matter
should be carefully followed up to de-
termine the truth Of their statement.
If, when 1t was found that there had
been Misrepresentation, prosecutions
should follow for perjury and few ex-
amples made of those who deliberately
try to conceal their identity, the prac-
tice would be unpopular at once. A
man who gets hauled before a Judge for
drunkenness may not be much to blame
for wishing to hide his name, but fall
styling is a practice, nevertheless, that
should be thoroughly discouraged
Northfeld News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
tiis Turn to Re Annoyed.

4is Turn to BE Annoyed.
President McCrea Of the Fennsyi.
vanla railroad said, apropos Of false
charge against a financial institution:
This charge was more than refuted
The institution came out with flying
colors. II reminds me of an incident
that happened when was a rodman
In my youth Working on the Con
nellsyiilo line, took a number Of
meals with middle aged farmer and
his wife. One day at dinner / noticed
that the farmers wife seemed rather
out OF sorts, and after dinner / wasn't
surprised to hear her say:
Josiah SIMMONS, to think that you
have forgotten that this is the ami
versary OF our wedding
Old Josh flushed guiltily. looking up
from his paper with start. Then he
said in a surprised voice:
why, mother, you must be mistaken.
We were married on the sth.p
The wife bit her lip.
ooh, excuse me-" she said. II was
thinking OF my first marriage annlver-
sary."
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

st. Johnsbury, Aug. 22.--The a2nd
annual meeting Of the Ord Vermont Re.
union society will be held in G. A. X.
hall here at 0i00 a. m, Tuesday, Sep
tcmber l7 A business session will be
held at t0.30 a. W. The address Of
the day win be delivered By The Rev.
A. +. Walch, the son of veteran, and
will be followed by a universal cxper
fence meeting. The Womans Relief
Corps win dine the regiment a. usual
The executive committee consists II
Carleton Fetch, Marshall Montgomery
and }. A. Paddock The secretary d
the society is xGov. samuel Il. Pin.
gree Of Hartford.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
MONTPELIER

M 4. Smile, county clerk, has rel
turned from an onting at Watch Hull,
r. !.
Miss Gladys MeIyer Is visiting Dir.
and Mrs. James Biard, her grandparents,
in Waltsiield.
Judge and Mrs. John H. Watson left
yesterday morning for trip Of ten days
to Montreal, Three River and Quebec.
Dr. and Mrs. d. y. McCiiIliyeray of
Port Angeles, Wash, are guests Of Mr..
and Mrs. ). d. Lane, parents Of Mrs.
MeGillivray.
Mr. and Mrs. j. w. Taylor Of More.
town have purchased the house on Hub
bard street formerly owned by the
Misses Fisk and are to move to this
city to reside.
David Spicer had one eye badly in
iured Tuesday afternoon BY a stone
chip while working at the sheds OF
Diloln s Haley. The eyeball was badly
laeerated but it is hoped the sight Of
the eye i not permanently injured.
United States Senator and Mrs. Gug-
genheimer OF Colorado passed through
Montpelier yesterday in 10000 French
touring car. Senator Guggenheimer i
worth several million dollars, and q lot
more. Out In Colorado the word Gug-
genheimer spells, smells aud tastes 81
money and everything no. chained down
belongs either to the senator OF his
brothers. In fact. It is said that tbs
Guggcnheimer family control more
money, stocks, bonds and copper and
gold mines than any other family in the
world, which is going some, for Rookie
teller and Hartman don't belong tc
the minor league class. Out in Colorado
the miners swear by the whole family
and have reason to, for they do all thC
paying out as well as all the taking in.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

Winthrop r. Stone, president Of Pur-
due university, in an address on Lafay.
cite. said OF ignorance:
Ignorance makes all it touches ridic-
ulous. Nothing not even culture, is
immune to its attacks. Did YOU ever
hear of the ignorant millionaire library
"Well, there was a millionaire, cat
tie man, who led visitor into great
room lined with thousands Of volumes.
"'See them booksp he said.
Yes said the visitor
They're all bound in calf amt they 2
ayes the visitor agreed they seem
10 have a uniform calf binding.
"The millionaire chuekled proudly.
"'Well. sir he said, Il killed all them
calves myself Washington Post.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

It has often been wonder to the
News why so many "drunks" are allowed
TO give an assumed name in police court.
At least II does not seem that much att
tention is given this feature in some
Of the courts. In Rutland for instance
the other day It was found that GER
tain fellow bad given an assumed name
at two different times and thus escaped
aecond oifense charge and the posting
Of his name in the licensed saloons. A
representative of an Irish society in
Barre, If the News is not mistaken, re-
GENTLY complained in print Of the fire.
quent cases Of DRINKS giving an as
snmed Irish name in police court, when
they were not Of that nationality, thus
doing a deep injustice to the Irish race.
The correspondent very properly prom.
lscd to expose any future cases of that
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
At the Circus.

~ kHe OtFclbs
Zeke and Keturah had been keeping
company for nearly a year, but UP to
date Zeke had not had the courage to
propose. The opportunity came though,
one summer afternoon when they were
at the circus. After seeing the sights
they rested on bale OF hay In an OBJ
scure corner Of the menagerie tent
what do you reckon Is the most
strange thing we seedg7 said Keturah.
ITS hard ter say, but I know what
I'd like ter be now" replied Zeke in a
tender voice.
"The flying trapeze MANI" she ven.
tured.
"No, not him.
"Mebbe the rlngmasterf'
'Nor him. You recollect the octopus
in the glass tank? Wei, I'd like ter
be he"
"WhyP
"Cos he'd nigh unto hundred
arms, an ia like ter use 'em all a-hug-
gin you a hundred times at oncet and
protect you from all sides for the rest
OF yer llfe."-Ladies Home Journal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

THE rich mems panic in Wall street"
has caused more than two thousand New
Workers to sell their automobiles with
in the past two weeks, and almost as
many more orders for new ones have
been cancelled. This is hard lines for the
average Manhattan citizen, but we
would like to ask if the panic" caused
1000 person to sell, how did 1000 other
New Workers procure the means to pur-
chase?
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
A Convincing Plea.

Tn Alabama they tell to this day a
story to illustrate Senator Morgan'A
ability as an advocate.
A negro Of well known thieying pro.
elivities was ON trial for stealing mule
Morgan defended and cleared him. As
lawyer and client We're walking ont Of
the court room Mr. Morgan said; "Ras-
tus, did you steal the mnlef9
"Well, Marse Morgan, it was Jest like
this; really thought ] did steal dat
mule. but after what Won said to the
jury ! was convince / tp-Roches-
ter Herald
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
The Vain Actor and tho Little Bii.

The Vain Actor and the Little Bill.
Lillian Russell tells the following
story about a handsome and vain ac-
tor:
"A letter Of hts was put in another
mans box at club one evening by
mistake. The other man opened the
letter, saw that 1t was q note from a
tailor demanding instant payment Of
a bill long overdue. and In dismay
sealed It up again neatly ana put 1t
in the box of its rightful owner. The
rightful owner entered the smoking
room that night with the letter in his
hand. He ran II through. glanced
around complacently, gave his mus
tache twirl and murmured
"'Silly little girlr"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
LOVE OF COUNTRY.

Breattes there the man with soul 30 dead
Who never to himself hath said
This Is my own, my native land
Whose heart hath neer within him burned
AS home his footsteps he hath turned
From wondering on a foreign strand?
II such there breathe, go, mark him we'll;
For him no minstrel raptllres swell
High though his titles proud his name,
Boundleas his wealth as wish can claim;
Despite those titles, power and pelf,
The wretch, coneentered all In self
Living. shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
TO the vile dust from whence he sprung.
unwept. unhonored and unsung
--Grnft
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

Due For a Cussina.
General Wheeler's body was brought
to Washington draped In the Con-
federate nag as well as the stars and
stripes, under both Of which he had
served. While the body lay in state
an old Confederate soldier who had
fought under General Wheeler in Cen
eral Early's division heard OF the Con-
federate flag and desired to SEQ his
dear old leader in the light Of long ago.
But on reaching Washington the stars
and bars had been removed by order
of the president The veteran looked
at the body clad in the blue uniform
and, solemnly shaking his head, NUT.
tered.
"Waal, by gee, gen'ul, when you git
on tother side and Jubal Early catches
you In them togs I'm bettin' you'll cit
the puttiest cussln' that ever cum your
wayf'-Llppincotts,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

The only consolation the New York
Sun can get from President Rooseyelt's
ProyiGcetown speech is the statement:
For the Is months Of my administra-
ton that remain" which is an indirect
reiteration Of the presidents earlier
statements that he should not be can
didate for reelection at the end Of his
present term.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
M. BrYan Inserta AM I'd.

Stolen-Seyeral Democratic policies be-
longing exclusively to Me. Two parties,
one wearing eyeglasses, and the other
with body as big as Falstaf, are sus-
pected. Anyone giving information lead
ing to recovery of the property will be
rewarded. Address w. J. b., Lincoln,
Nebraska. Wall Street journal.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
4 The 1910
Scrap Book
What Puzzled Hin.

What Puzzled Him.
A bishop in full robes of Office, with
his gown reaching to his feet was
teaching Sunday school class. At
the close be said be would be glad to
answer any questions,
Can / asks9 said little boy, rails
Ing his hand.
Certainly" said the bishop; what
is it?D
is dem all you've got on, or do
you wear pants under dem?"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
Glass Distinctions.

$50 Won find there are class distinc-
tions among the millionaires 7"
"Oh, yes; we find in our school that
the daughter Of millionaire who made
his money in refined sugar win not
speak to the daughter of man who
got his millions from crude oil.-Balti-
more American.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

1t seems quito likely that 4 good
many other items besides the presiden-
tial situation will be discussed at the
meeting Of the fish and game league
next MONTH Montpelier Journal.
The items that make up the dinner,
for instance.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

With an "Old Home Day. celebration
and Sunday school convention in prog
ress at the same time, Williamstown
was lively place yesterday. Williams
town knows how to entertain, and ev-
eryone was made to feel at home.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
Mha. . % wI.h surpIu. MIIk.

what 20 % with Surplus MIX.
A teacher was trying to impress on
the young minds the various uses of
milk. She wanted some bright genius
to tell how the farmer fed the surplus
milk to the pigs. Leading up to this,
she asked this question, Now, chill
dren, after the farmer has made all
the butter and cheese he needs and
uses what milk he wants for his fam.
ily, what does be do with the milk that
still remainsf" One little hand waved
frantically The teacher smiled and
said, "Well, JamesT
"Ie pours 1t back into the cow"
piped James.-W oman's Home Com.
panion.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
A Case Of simpIifed Spelling.

They talk Of it as immunity" when
they are talking of it in connection with
the Alton. They used to talk of it as
'impunity," however, in connection with
the Santa Fe.--Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

Nrs. Eddy has earned the privilege
Of living in peace and quietness the rest
Of her days, Let's hope friends and
next friends" win pay her the respect
due iler years.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
J CURRENT COMMENT.

"a babe in the house is well-spring
Of pleasure wrote Topper. That is
true, even when the house is an execu-
tive mansiou.--Boston Transcript.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
Wanted. an Amiahle sraneaoat

The trouble, perhaps, in sending a
prominent man" TO Jail is to find one
that looks like an amiabIe goat.--Alil-
waukee Daily News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

This from the staid old Boston Tran,
script: Terrible shortage in sardine
cans. Down in Maine they can what
they can and can no more, can theyl "
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

A blush Is usually thought Of as az
fectlng only the face. but 1t often GOV.
ers the neck and sometimes spreads
along the shoulder blades. In fact
some people blush all over their bodies,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
survival q the Fittest.

you seem TO have lost flesh while
YOU were out at the summer resort. "
Eyes ] bad lame ankle and could
not run when the bell was rng for
dinner Chicago Record Hereld.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
TELEcRAMs SENT By MAIL.
No Federal Law to Prevent .t-.Stiik
ing Telesiaphers Can't Prosecute.

1H - 81 -7V-N ~7-IE = =
Buffalo. n n, Aug. "a --Tr il not
illegal to send kilograms through The
mail. That is the statement made to-
day by q. S. Attorney Lyman NJ. Bass.
Efforts were made by the striking tele-
graphers TO bring the arrangements Of
The Western Union and Postal Tele.
graph companies into court for receiv.
ing messages al the regular telegraph
lrates and sending them through by
mail Mr. Bass said that there is no
federl law to cover the case, therefore
no prosecution could be brought in the
federal courts.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
As Usual.

Wall street has begun to exhibit al
most fearful sympathy for the innocent
by-stander. Chicago Record. Herald
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
In Unexpected Quarters.

It is reported that even in Wall street
this week there is a growing sentiment
in favor Of a government telegraph SER
vice.--proyidence Evening Bulletin.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

INV F1el 3NNANiah
An freshman stood in trout Of an
electric fan which was going at full
speed with no end Of a buzz. After a
minute or two he scratched his head
aud said, "Bedad, ! wadn't want to be
that sdulrrelw
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
wife and chila.

A man has no right to stone his wife,
but he may rock his baby.-Chicagp
News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

His Garbage.
The wife of millionaire recently
expressed her preference for fancy
dress parties as follows; 1T was at
one that ! first met my husband. lie
appeared in the garbage Of monk"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
ST. ALBANs ACCEPTS.
Will Shoot With Montpelier Gun Club,
If at st. Adams.

st. Adams. Aug. 22.-Thc st. Adams
Gun club has accepted the challenge Of
the Montpelier Gun club as issued in
the Free Press Of August 2Oth, provided
the match be held at st. Adams, August
"a, on the afternoon of that day.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22
(. JINGLES AND JESTS
,1Aa1Ae - - SAe = = a. ~ - ~
Hooks and Eyes.

Hooks and Eyes.
Sing a song Of shirtwaists,
White or blue or black;
-Four and twenty hooks and eyes
That fasten up the back.
And the language father uses,
When clumsily he tries
To fasten mothers hooks,
Only opens mothers eyes.
tIaiper's Weekly.
Strokes.
Butler My master isn't able to see
anyone. 'E's paralyzed
Minister Wen, welll How many
strokes has he had
Butler Fifteen, sir Fifteen strokes.
But e calls em cocktails. Town Topics,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-08-22

with apologies to the memory Of Bret
HarteI
The daily Alaskan., 1907-01-09

Al! the dellcacies of the season at the Pack Train Restaurant.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-01-09
CLAIM UNEARNED CREDIT

The thick and thin supporters Of Gov. Hoggatt have ceased to defend hls course. They are now content with defending his motives. They say he is fighting for his convictions iu manly way. We take issue with that.
 The people of Alaska, through their regularly elected representatives, are asking for selt.government. These representatives were chosen by over whelming majorities. Their action in pressing upon congress the importance Of the first plank of the platform upon which they were elected has been endorsed by the press and people Of Alaska.
 Gov. Hoggstt is using his pulp at Washington to prevent the people, whose governor he is, s,trom getting that which they want. He takes the po- Si,ion that he knows better what is good for the people than they know themselves. In order to take this position he has broken his plighted word to remain neutral and has placel those who endorsed hlm for appoint ment iu a false position.
 There is nothing honest or manly about such a course. Coy. Hoggatt cannot be permitted 10 have unearned credit.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-01-09
GOV. mINNEs, RETIREMENT

RecreJ because of the retirement ot Gov. w. W. B. McIunes from the com iSsiouership of the Yukon is general in the north and thoroughly sincere. He was doing a great work for his peo- ple. Ia fact, he has done a great Tork' and therein is some consolation. The fruits of his IS morthS lsbors at arrang' ing the disordered and turbulent affairs of the Yukon are the peoples His retirement does not destroy them.
 When Gov. McIunes came North to be the head of the Yukon adminiStra- ton he found the affairs of state iu a condition about as bad as it were PoSsl- ble for anyone to conceive them to be. Everywhere there were charges and counter charges of corruption and chicanery. Everybody diStrusted the government, and the government'itSeii' was honeycombed with factions each faction disrrusttul of every other. Condi' lions were such that effective adminis- ,rstion was out of the question. The government at Ottawa was impressed with the necessity for reforms but to introduce them with the machinery in the Yukon was unthinkable.
 Gov. McInues quits the North with the government running smoothly, economically, harmoniously, in a busi' ness like manner and possessing the conf Jepce of everybody. Many of the re- forms the conditions demanded have been introduced and others have been agreed upon. The people are united and wi;h hope and confidence are look iny forward to the better days Of s Greater Yukon.
 That the retiring commissioner h entitled 10 the credit for this change is admitted by all. He came. recognizing no faction. clique or party though he is a s,auach ljberal), with the sole pur- nose of restoring confidence and bring ing about conditions that would permit the Yukon to achieve the greatest de- velopment and the people to attain the greatest happiness. His motto was s square deal" He applied with energy and diligence his splendid abilities to 8 solution of the problems Of govern ment coming under bis direction. His charmiugly frank honesty, his attrac- tive and kindly personality and his dis position to be one of the people made every man and woman in Yukon terri tory hls willing assistant.
 Gov. NcIunes has left high standard for the measurement of future Yukon commissioners, but he has blazed the way so thoroughly that an honest man can ind bis bearings without difficulty.
The daily Alaskan., 1907-01-09
Lost

A Brooch pin with letter 'N,' ,' re turn to Daily Alaskan office. tt
The daily Alaskan., 1907-01-09
for Additional Entry
Under Section sS0G Revised Statutes

U. $. Land Office at Juneau, AlaSk,
 October !, 1906.
 NOTICES HEREBY GIVEN that NORTH. WESTERN FISHERIES COMPANY, Assignee of Mary Belle Sackett, being entitled to the benefits of Section 2SC6 of the Revised statutes of the United States granting addiuona! Ianu to soldiers and sailors who served Tn the War or fba Rebellion, does hereby apply tO enter the iaHd embraced in U. $. Survey No. 654. situated at the head and on the NorthernIy shore or Shll, SoOt inlet, Alaska, more particularly described sS follows: ,,-,- ..,., mark on North shore of ChilkoOt lnletr granite powder 4yIN5 feet showing feet above ground with X at corner point and marked Beg. Cor NN I = 6s. whence Smoke Stack Of ieonard' $ Cannery bears s. S6 degrees 4O minutes E. about 3il miles. Point Keegan bears <. I3 degrees I4 minutes E. about 4ls miles. thence meaDdering high water marx Chilkoot Inlet, lst course s. 7S degrees o6 mn utes w co chs. 2nd course, North so degrees OS minutes W 800 chs. to a point from which <. E. Cor. If main cannery building bears ;. l5degrees F minutes W. Srd course $. l4 degrees 1 minutes ". 400 chs. 4th course, $. G9 degrees g minutes ". chs. 5th course $. T degreeS 70 minutes W. 800 chs. 9th course N. 72degreeS 52 minutes W. 500 chs. to Cor, No.2 at oTulnary high water mark from which Keegan Point m les smoke stack of LeOnard,S CanneTy beaFN :. 39 degrees 2I minutes E, about SE miles. theDceN : degrees 0 minutes W. '.5O ems. 10 Cor N ! a granite rock 20I6ES lnS. Is lns. m ~
 degrees minutes E. i9, 4S chs. to Cor. No. {, granite rock marked $. 65G Cor. NO, thence $. degrees Q minutes F.. 7.5O chs. 10 Cor NO l. the place of beginning. Area lof acres. NJ agnetic variation at all corners Sl de greeS ai minutes F. As additional 10 her original homestead entry on the ". 7srot S;W.' and IOt of Sec. 10, Twp. lS6 N. of R. 43 W. ,5th p. NJ Minnesota, which she entered August 10th 1878, her homestead No. z650 at Fergus Falls Minn. FIG. 2s6S.
 Any and all persons claiming aaYerSely III! pOrtiOn Of the above described tract of land are req uired 10 fife with the Register and Receiver of the U. $. Land Office, at Juneau: Aiaska, their adverse claim thereto under oath during inc period of publication, or within 30 days thereafter, or they i'll be barred by provisions SNRTHWESTERN FS HERES COMPANY Assigneeof Mary Belle Sacket. IT ISHEREBY ORDERED that the foregoing Notice be published in the Daily Alaskan Pr!hI- ed at Skagway. Alaska, for the statutory period. JOHN W. DUDLEY, Register
The daily Alaskan., 1907-01-09
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