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The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

The glad Christmas time will roll round
before we get out another issue. The
frecracker will pop and the Old drunkard
will get light enough 10 pop, and thank
he powers that be the whiskey business
will curl up IFS tail aud die a natural death
in lew days. l. the meantime we wish
al merry Christmas. May the turkey
be fat and the dressing fine, and the cake
dream of concentrated sweetness, and
the gifts all that the heart desires. May
the stocking OF each and every one have
no holes in the toes and the good old
Sanity fill them to the brim.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

We tried a business council for the last
two years an0 they broke, busted, bank
rupted-a quarter for the proper word
well wore its credit out TO FRAGILE end
and left it it bankrupt, after forcing it to
have a note bearing interest at one per
cent month. Don't look like we could
get a worse administration if we raked the
hedges and highroads III search OF the
lame, the halt ard the blind. There is no
possibility Of doing worse whatever we do
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Until we can get more reliable white
farmers TO locate among US to work our
surplus lands we need expect no very
great increase in values. Population makes
property values, and we have too many
thousands Of acres lying idle to expect
much growth. 1t behooves US all to each
try to bring another goou farmer into Les.
The day Of the big farm is numbered, and
the sooner we see it the better.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Frank. l.. Starton, The Mocking Bird
O. The Constitution, has song Of POI Lit
tie Children and the Col Wind The
poem IS pretty and The words melodious.
With plenty OF cane juice, lasses, corn
pone, back bone aud a good possum dog
there is no excuse for the Po' LII Chill
luus down in these parts.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

II is said that scores Of negroes left from
around Americas to 90 TO Californi'
They have colony out there, and say
they can get two dollars day for labor,
but we doubt it very much.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Once again. The nuts are cheap and
the timber will be scarce in short while
Pecan nuts plante around the borders Of
fields will make fine fence posts i'll few
years, and the nuts will be profitable.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Too much land willybreak a man quick
er than little, Until labor is more pIon-
tiful lands are a'thing to beware OF having
surplus. Asm'll home is cheap at any
see Too muc} Is dear as a gift.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

The Albany Herald has become one Of
the hest papers in Georgia and we are
glad that our neighbor is in prosperity
land. 1t is clean paper and that is say.
ing great deal for it in these days and
times.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Why can't we get some Of the better
class of home-seekers who are coming
south1 We have too much surplus lands
in Lee. We need more people to work
what we have.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Bring or your announcements Tor of
fee. All over the state the papers are
full of them, BY coming into it in time
YOU won't be caught out by snap'prima
ries like il was last year. The people are
gong to want platforms and know what
to vote for this time,
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Ole Sanity Claws, ole Sanity Claws,
wants a turkey too,
I'm nesdin hit, now don't fergit
Whutever else yu do.
But ef yu's udderwise engaged,
When lights is low an dim
When white foxes suore; dis nigger'll 60
Des sen me after him.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

A word of warming should be fifty TAX
en-. Be careful IN making and advancing
money on labor contracts. The y. 5.
Courts are straiaing points TO work W
peonage cnses, aud is pays 70 20 slow and
not let out too much on these contracts
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

Now SAINTS is coming for Christmas
And the fathers are pulling heir hair.
It's a robbery sure,
But there's nothing will do
But Five for Teddy Bear.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

A Chicago woman found burglar in
her house and knocked him senseless with
quart bottle Of whiskey Who says
btoze is not good tor anyhlng9.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

EgIt IS said that there are a million men
out of work in the United States in spite
Of prosperity.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20

They do saw there is no one else to
nominate for president but Bryan. oh,
pshaw!
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20
geps.,y', Q07rs.,
col. Roozer muses..
/ I /

Col. 6OOZ6T MASGS'
Colonel Boozer sits and muses.
OF the days that soon will go,
And the ghosts Of full decansers
Murmer sofIly-uevermore.
KneeeIiug mem'rY brings a garland
For The days Of old renown
When each euph oard held bottle,
But the men were never down
Colonel Boozer sits and muses.
OF the days that soon must pass
When the mint and crystal sugar.
Ice and whskey in the glass
Mingle, tinkie, sparkle glitter
Till our cares and troubles grow
Les ami less and fade as shadows.
Then the whisper-nevermore.
Softly stealins through the mazes
OF his bonzy mellowed brain,
Once again reminds tie Colonel
They will never come again.
Pickles. pretzels, spices, sausage,
Sentinels that guard the bar,
stand in sadness on the counter,
Rising glows another star.
Star Of soberness, we hail you;
From that soda fountain shine,
Wink the eye and softly murnier,
WHAT YOU Please WILL DO TOR NINE
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-12-20
WANT YOU

to know that the LONGvIEW Lime or the
SAGINAW Lime give better results than
any other Lime-, even better than the far
famed Lines made in the State Of Maine
Want you to know it pays to have our
work done with good strong mortar mortar
that wont rot out.
good stock Of general building material
always on hand
J. D. Weston,
phone A..
ALBANY, GEORGIA.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-09-01
De Lancey School for Girls

KINDERGA Primary Training. New York
Froebcl Normal and Dr. EArlr'S Collegiate Prep.
School for Girls. 50 ". Goth. Incorporated Institute.
Schola rships.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-09-01

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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-09-01
The Cause Of the Trouble.

say.
can't you guess
What's making a mess
OF everything To day
Politics In a plight.
Morals a sight,
Money tight.
business getting the blight.
Prosperity taking night.
crime at Its height.
Courts and Trusts IN a night.
The Big stick showing It's might.
And nothing really right
No.
Oh.
Take another guess.
Don't confess
You don't know
when the heavens show
Just what II is
That's handing out the universal paEzlz.
Look up and sec.
what's knocking us so hard
without regard
TO whether It Is coming to us or not.
WHAT
It's the Comet
sure:
And It's got us on It's ske~er.
See II up there
In the ncbulous air.
SwIshIng Its slnuous tail
Through the misty mornings pale
And rlckering light
Ain IL n grew some sight,
And It's dun and deadly eye
Like n blister on the SKY,
IN. my,
That's why
Disasters dire
Are plllng up higher
Every day,
And say,
ny thunder.
There's no way
For us 10 stand from under.
ia on top. for fair.
And will remain there
unti II In through
With what II cane to do,
See,
And We
We've all TO the comet.
Dom lei
Y. \. LAs,1su.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-09-01
wonder.

Prom ne GId rdtI1.
q Wonder Of me world OF sight and sound
And smell! gold tuftcd moss on wall.
And rudy buds as every March comes'TOLnG:
Marvel Of OAKS In May maiestlcsL
Wonder Of sunset fading la a pool,
The line OF far horizon blue and cool:
Marvel Of armed insect. song 81 lafs,
Aud wonder OF q night Of starry dark
q wonder. wonder. die not In my hearth
q wonder Of the world OF strength and craft
And knowledgei- wonder OF. piled stones
n, unknown pOW,T- assembled, Minds that wan
Their thoughts from star To star. reshape the bones
OF the old Earth. Marvel OF steam and wheel.
~ huge machine. and finest point OF steel:
Nondrr Of lands untrodden and unseen.
Mary Ell of cities now. and that have been
q wonder. wonder, die not In my hearth
q wonder OF the world of mind and soul'
Wonder OF the great dead that yet do speak;
The hand that guides the child toward the goal.
Courage aboundlng In the seeming weak:
MarNr OF ny mpatny divinlng ALL
The iirrless deeds OF love, daily and small.
Wonder of Faith discerning distant ends;
since love and reverence are thy fiiends-
v wonder. wonder. die not In my hearth
7. NJ. u.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-09-01

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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1907-09-01

33l west 10th street. New York.
CLASSES OF SIN. All instruction Individual
Prepares for Eastern Colleges anu Scien tinc schools.
Primary Department. Free use o. near by sth.
lriic neld and nnely equipped gymnasium. Proc.
pectus. 9th year begins Oct. list. Once hours 80
&. a. l.. IONNE Hpa2 Master.
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hp'~ns. very badly lighted and ventilated.
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Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-09
MIR. Dooley Demonstrates The Enormous
Fallacy OF Imposing Tax On Bachelors

"'Twud be vanous To tax tn bachelors.
Think iv tn moral side v it. What's that? We
needn't grin. ! said moral. Yes, Sir. We're
til most unsclfish people in tn wurruld, All tn
throublcS v tn neighborhood ARE my throubleS
an my throublcs ARE me own II he shed tear
f'r amy person but wan We lose ye'er latch-kay,
but havin' no wan i'll partiklar to sympathize
with I'm supposed to sympathzc with lvry wan.
On tn conthry il yc have amy gricfs ye cant
bear dump thin on tn overburdcncd shoulders
~ yc'cr wife. But il have amy grcfS | must
bear thin alone. II bachelor complains " his
throubleS people say: oh, he's a gay dog. Sarves
him right An if he goes on complainin' he's
liable to be III gr-reat peril ] wudden't dare to
tell me woes to ye'er wife. II ! did she'd have
a good cry. because she injyes cryin an thin
she'd put on her bonnet an run over an sick
tn widow O'Brien on me.
"Whin lady begins to wondher il I'm not
Unhappy in me Squalid home without tn touch iv
woman's hand ayeher in tn tidy on tn chair
or in tn inside pocket " tn coat, | say: NO,
ma am, ! live in gr-rcat luxury surrounded be
all that money can buy an NANNY things that
il cant or won't. There ARE Turkish rugs on
TN fure an chandeliers hang firm tn Collins.
There ! set at night dhrinkin' absinthe, sherry
wine, port wine, champagne, beer, whisky, rum,
clarct, kimmel, weiss beer, cream dc mint, curaso,
an binidictne, occas'nally takn dhraw at an
opecm pipe an r-readin' a l'r-rinch novel Tn
touch v woman's hand wudden't help this here
abode " luxury. Wanst, whn ! was away, tn
beautiful Swedc slave that scrubs out me place "
business broke into In palachal boodoor an in
thryin' to set straight tn lie paintn " III Chi
cago fire burnin' Ilivator b, broke piece of a
frame that cost me two dollars iv good money
If they knew that tn on'y furniture in me room
was a cane bottomcd chair an thrunk an that
there was nawhin' on tn furc but oicloth an me
clothes, an that It's so long since me bed was
made up that its now lfesizc plaster cast "
me, I'd be dragged to tn altar at tn end " a
: chain.
"Spcakin as wan " tn few survivn' bachelors
an old VETERAN that's escaped NANNY peril an
j got ont iv nanny difficult position with honor
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-09

tn Society FIR Municipal Improvement But It's
diff Trent with us comcly bachelors. Bcin' very
beautiful. we can afford to be naughty an peev-
sh. 1t makes us more ipthrestn. We kind iv
look thin over with gentle but Supccryor eye
an say to Ourselves: Now, there's nice, pretty
attractive girl ! hope she'll marry we'll An
whn she marrcS wan iv our frinds we say
Amt it too bad that such fine girl shud throw
horsf away on practical joke iv Nature like
that by an by whin tn roses fade firm our
checks an our eye is dmmed with age, we bow to
tn inivitable run down tn flag iv defiance, an
ARE yanked into tn multichood iv happy an
speeches. marrid men that look like fashlight
pitchers. TIL best lookin' iy us niver get marrid
at ALL
YES Sir, there's no doubt we do good deal
to beautify tn landscape. Whose pitchers ARE
those We see in tn advertisements iv tn taiorman
There's not marrid man among thin. They're
all bachelors. What does tn gents furnishing
man hang his finest ncckticS in tn front window
FIR but to glstcn with a livelier wish, as Hogan
says, tn Furnished bachelor? See tn lordy
bachelor comm down III sthrcct, with his shiny
plug hat an his white vest, tn dimon stud that
he wint in debt f'r gliscnin' in his shirt front, an
Tn patent leather shoes on his feet outShinin' III
MONDAY sun
Thin see tn marrid man with tn wrinkles IL
his coat an his tie undhcr his ear an his chin
iunsha en- He's walkin' in his Congress gaiter,
in a way that shows his socks ar-re mostly darn
ed. nivcr wore pair iv darncd socks since
was boy. Whin | make holes in me hosiery
throw thin away. IT'S fine idee iv tn ladies
that men are unhappy because they have no wal
IN Il ,l,,ir hut1 tbn irt :
Tn truth is that a man is not unhappy because
his socks ar-rc not darncd but because they ARE
An as fr buttons on his shirt, whin tn button,
comes off a bachelors shirt he fires it ont " til
window. His rule about clothes is thury scicn
tihc Tn survival " tn ht dye mind Tn 9th
crs to tn discard. No marrid man darcS to wca
tn plumage " bachelor. II he dil his wifi
wud SUSPECT him. lie lets her buy his cravatS an
his cigars an It's little difference It makes to hin
which he smokes.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-03-09

they're on spree. But wh1 war is declared
they begin to think what a tur-rblc thing twud
be if they nvcr come home to their firesdc an
their wife got marrid again an their grandchild-
her an their grandchildren an their widow
an tn man that marrd her an his divorced wife
an their riltives, descendants, frinds an acquain-
tanccs wud have to live on afther father was dead
AN gone with large piece iv broken iron in his
stomach or back. as tn case might he, but pen
sion come firm tn Govcrnmint. SO tn day war
is declared We come over here an stick a Shrange
lookin' wccpin in me hand an | close down me
shop an go out somewhere / nivcr was bcfure
an maybe lose me leg deindin' tn hearths " me
country, me that niver had hearth v me own
to warm me toes by but tn oil stove in me bed
room. An that's tn kind " men yc'd be wantin
to tax like pushcart or COW. Onscupulous
villain
"Whin ye tax tn bachelors We tax valor. Win
We tax tn bachelors We tax beauty We've got to
admit that we're much finer lookn lot " fell
lows thin tn marrid men. That's why|wc'rc
bachelors. lis with us as with tn ladies. A
lady with an crratic face is sure to be marrid he
fure a Dhream " Beauty. She starts to wurruk
right away an what Hogan calls tn docthrine "
av'ragcS is always with thin that starts early an
makes NANNY plays. But tn Dhrcam iv Beauty
figures out that she can wait an take her pick an
It's not ontil she is bumpin' thirty that she wakes
up with scream to tn peril iv her position an
runs ont an pulls man down firm tn top iv a
bus. Nanny plain but determined young wo-
man have ! seen happily marrid an dom tn
cookin' FIR a large family whn her frind who'd
had her pitcher in tn contest fr tn most beauti-
full woman in Bright Park was sctin' behind tn
blinds watin' f'r some wan to take her buggy
ridin'.
80 it is with Ms \ man with a face that
looks as ii some wan had thrown it at him in
anger nearly always marries befurc he is old
enough to vote He feels he has to, an he cult
Yates what Hogan calls tn graces. How often
do We hear about a fellow that he is very plain
but has beautiful nature. We bet he has II he
hadn't an didn't always keep it in tn show case
where all tn wurruld cud see he'd be ynched be
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! wish to say that fair woman is niver so danger
ous as whin she's sorry f'r ye Win tn wur-
ruds Poor man rises to her lips an tn nurse
light comes into her eyes. know It's time f'r me
to take me hat an go. An il tn hats not handy
go without it.
Il bet We tn idee iv taxin' bachelors started
with tn dear ladies. But ! say to thin: Ladies.
is not this a petty revenge on ye'cr best frindS'
Look on yeer own husbands an think what us
bachelors have saved nanny iv yeer sisters firm
Besi'es aren't We til hope iv tn future iv tn
instiehoochion iv mathrimony? II tn onmarrld
ladies ar-rc to marry at all, It's us, tn bold bach
clors. they must look forward to. Lave us our
money. We're not bachelors firm choice We're
bachelors because we cant make choice Ne
all look so lovely to us that we hate to bring
III hears into tn eyes iv others " We be MARVIN
some iv ye Considher our oniorchnt position
an be kind Don't Cypress us We were not
meant i'r slaves. Don't thry to coerce us Con-
tnuc to lay fr us an hope on II We tax us
there's hardly an old bachelor in tn land that
won't fling his five dollars acrost tn counter at
tn tax office an say: Hang tn expense It's
worth it,"
"Yc'rc surely fine lot v men," said Mr.. Hen.
messy Grand men like yc oughtn't to have 10
pay taxes. Goodnight"
Where ARE ye goin' " Asked Mr., Dooley.
} Pm goin' home
Where"
Home"
why it's arly yet we're not goin' home at
this hour; Why, It's just tn front dure iv tn
aycnn'.'
I've got to 60"
"fcd bctthcr stay while, It's lonely here
alone
Il mustn't, ] want to see tn chiIdher beiure
! they go to bed
But yc amt goin' to lave me here alone?"
| Il wisht didn't have to, but got to-"
"Oh, be good fellow. Here, what'll We have?
/, Its on tn house"
NO, I'm goin'. lave We here to-"
ITO what" demanded Mr., Dooey.
ITO pay tn rale bachelor tax said Mr., Hen
messy.