The Wenatchee daily world. [volume] (Wenatchee, Wash.) 1905-1971, 1907-09-14

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leges. or who had Good Things which
they wished him to back with much
Coin.
At last. in order 10 escape the wear
ing sound of the Ticker and get the
Hard Knots out Of his Nervous Sys-
tenn, he ducked away to the Country
and left word behind that he had gone
to Europe.
He struck Rest Cure, where every
one dressed for Dinner aud a full Or
chestra tore OFF Popular Music He
saw the same Mournful Faces Of the
male and female Plutocrats who were
trying 10 r-rchase Enjoyment at SO
much per Day. and they did not seem
to have tranquiliiZipg Effect on him.
So he wandered away from the Hotel
aud took to n quiet Country Lane. and
soon he was in the Deep Woods.
The Silence was broken only by TIE
Rustic of Leaves. The tapping OF the
WoodpeckerS and the occasional Stun,
of some Featherel Warbler.
This is where Man really belongs"
sighed the tracks Financiar wv hat
an artificial and profitleSs Life we lead
there among the sky ScraperS. Our
Little Existence is rounded OF with 4
French Menu aud il few lines of Bro
mo- SeltZer in the Morning. We toll
for years trying 10 get the Hammer
Lock on Fame. and when it comes To
a Cash-In nobody knows whose Funer
al it is. aud the Trolley Cars refuse to
get out of the Way
While he was thus Metiitatng he
came to a Clearing in which there was
a humble Shack with Il diiky Little
Garden behind it, In the Doorway OF
the Modest Cot sat Rube who wore
a heavy Fringe on the Sub MaXillary.
Above his Head blOonied the synnaet-
ricai Morning-Glory. and the fresh
smell of the Greenwood was mingled
with the pleasing Odor of the Store
Tobacco he was smoking. the while he
spelled out the Long Words in 4 News
paper
There's Three-Sheet OF Content
ment for you" said the weary Million
aire. Il wish | had his Snap. Moth
ing to do except read about Crime and
watch the Squirrels. No one to call
him up on the Phone No lying awake
at Nights wondering what the Attor
neyGeneral is going to do. When
he's hungry all lie has TO TO is pm; on
the Griddl,.. pull a few Radishcs. and
H. t,n s.,xx- - at
Annual Dinners. No struggle 10 butt
into the Headquarters of the Elite.
How | envy him.
So lie approach ii the Man behind
The WhskerS and greeted him cheer
fully. for he felt that he would fam
know the Secret of True Happiness.
You have Il charming Joint here"
said the t'inancier. You seem to be
quite away from the hurry and turmoil
OF the World"
Yes. it is very Lonesome" was the
melancholy Reply. Il should like 10
live on the Main Pile. bu, Land is too
high. AS soon rs | sell my Hogs |
hope to have a Telephone Installed
Sometimes three or four Days will
elapse after an important Prize Fight
ere learn the Result This failure to
keep in Touch with Events is very try
Ing 10 one who would be abreast Of the
Times"
why should the Outside World cut
any Ice with you?" demanded the Mil
lionaire. Here you have beautiful
Sylvan Retreat. The Birds carol In
the Trees. Nature is ever smiling You
are far removed from the carking
Cares. the hard Throw downs. aud the
BunkO Manipulations of the CONNER
cial World. Are yOu not satisfied
How can / he when | read here In
the Weekly about Newport Shindi:
where they have $500 worth of Ice
Cream: Why should ride Horseback