Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1907-08-15
TRUE LOVES ROUTE
- iT ALWAYS THROUGH the
HEART?
Sometimes spy the stummick," 40
eording to Philosopher Who Backs
Up His Assertion with Con-
elusive Individual Proof.

Max, the Washington Heights sa.
loon keeper, sat in his cheerful back
room the other night and defied the
weather Being Sunday the chain
was on the door, and the presence of
TWO policemen in uniform, who had
dropped in for a little something
warm to Offset the effect of the I'M
charitable elements, contributed to
the general atmosphere of security
and comfort Half a dozen of Max's
most neighborly patrons added to the
homelike tone.
Max himself smacked his lips and
slghed q large and comprehensive
sigh OF satisfaction as he arranged
the trayful of delicacies which had
just been brought down from his cozy
nat and constituted his Sunday even
ing meal. He had let the bartender
90 for the day and was on duty him.
self; hence he could not join his FAM
lily at supper. He carefully preened
his long blonde mustache, hid the
brilliance of the big diamond that
glowed like headlight on his spot
less shirt front, and then when ap-
parently about to tackle the repast,
smacked his lips yet again and paused
to remark:
'Lofe comes Ply the stummick Yes,
mine friends, lofe ISIS not py der head
or Ply der heart, but by der stummick.
l prove it IA years ago, und mine wife
upstairs, she would tell you der same.
Fourteen years ago / wass bar
tender, und for six monts l keep COM
pany Ply girl what wass der sister Of
mine wife upstairs. / get Thursdays
off, und / take supper NIT mine girl
und her mudder. Dis vun, mine wife,
wass cook NIT private family, und
80 for six monts l nefer see her on
Thursdays. But We hat goot suppers;
mine girl, she cook EN-.
But vun Thursday I find mine girl
ISIS not home. Her sister, mine wife,
is home, und she cooks der supper.
Ach, Colt; what supper! She hass
all mine avorites-Hungarian goulash,
home mate peach pie and French cot
fee NIT cream. Ach, such a cooki
Such supper! Ply and Ply I say:
where ISIS your sister,?
"'She's gone NIT a girl by play
she says.
Il hope she stage there / says.
well, mine friends, dot night I
propose to my girls sister, der cook.
Lofe comes py der stummick. She
says: o, What will mine sister say%
You tell her say for her to go py der
DEVIL says /. In one week we wass
married, und dot is mine goot wife
uptsairs dere IA years.
Now, always have goot food, und
l am der DO. ). When l speak efery-
boty in der house shuts up. / say
lofe comes ply der stummick."
Good for you, Max chorused the
listeners.
But one ting l viii not do" con-
tinues tn saloon keeper between
bites. Il will not Wheel der baby car
rage. l will walk alongside, mine
hants behint mine back. und smoke
my cigar. / will not hantle der milk
polite What does mems know about
such t'ings? holdings. | am prac-
tical mans like mine fader and mud
der.
Plenty vifes send der husbands
oudt on Sunday init der babies und
der milk pottles. Der babies cry und
der mems stuff EN- NIT milk. In der
night they get sick. On Monday
comes de doctor. All der week it
takes to get der babies well again. /
will not push der baby carriage"
And the audience, in tones of con-
viction chorused:
You're all right, Max. OF Teller; we
wouldn't. either Washington Post.