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The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
A Sailors Advice.

AS Admiral Bunce was coming out
of the Boston navy yard one day he
encountered sailor very much the
worse from liquor.
The admiral, being in citizens
dress, was not recognized by the sail
or, who endeavOred to embrace him
affectionately.
Sir" said the indignant officer, do
you know that l am an admiral?'
The sailor pulled himself together,
you are an admiral, are you? Well,
you've got a blamed good job. and my
advice to you is , to keep sober and
hang onto t."-Lippincott's
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
LARGE PROFITS IN TOBACCO,
Phenomenal Returns Sometimes Are
Earned by Growers,

Phenomenal Returns Sometimes Are
Earned by Growers.
! The year just closed will pass into
! history as the most prosperous one
ever experienced by the growers of to-
bacco in Wisconsin. Whatever there
is in store in the future for the dealers
! who now practically own the 1906
crop-whether it earns them a profit
or a loss-need not concern the farm
er, for his position is secure. He il
already counting his profit and it
amounts to something phenomenal
when viewed in the light of recent sta
hstics regarding the acreage, yield
and price paid the producer.
Assuming that the statistics Of the
agricultural department are reasona-
bly, correct, let us estimate what the
profits of last seasons tobacco crop
were to the growers OF Wisconsin. 1t
is generally conceded that the 1906
crop amounted close to 10000 acres.
yielding 1875 pounds to the acre.
while the average price paid to grow
ers is given at 13 12 cents by the gov
gross receipts of each acre would
amount to $172.12.
Deducting the cost Of raising,
which under the most conservative es-
Inmates cannot exceed $40 per acre,
and it is generally believed that most
of the tobacco of Wisconsin is grown
at cost of less than $50 per acre,
we have at least profit of 1892 on
every acre produced in the state. This
would mean an enormous total of S.
100000 of clean, cold profits to be paid
the tobacco growers Of Wisconsin.
No such profits were ever before paid
to SO small a number of producers in
the West. The figures are unprece-
dented and almost challenge the ere
dulity of the general public.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
War on Predatory Magpies.

petition requesting that a bounty
Of cents be placed upon magpies has
been forwarded to the legislature Of
Washington by about 500 residents Of
the township of North Yakima. Far
mers and sportsmen are the principal
signers. The former assert that mag
pies cause much loss to their poultry.
while the sportsmen declare that
there is no greater enemy to the game
birds than the maybe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
Latest AneSthetic.

The latest discovery in anesthetics
is that of Dr. Stephen Leduc, Paris
ian physician, who destroys sensibili-
ties all over the body by sending a
mild alternating current of electricity
through the brain in the same general
manner as in electrocution. In this
case the patient loses consciousness,
but in every other respect important
advantages are secured.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
The Real Article.

A number of small tenement chill
dren were enjoying a days outing at
the country home of wealthy New
Yorker.
Won't you have another glass of
milk. Willie Jones?" ..sked the host.
ess, as she poured the rich Jersey
milk.
you bet. That's bully stuff. Gee,
| wish our milkman KEEP cow"
The Kind of Faith Needed
Determination and faith will stop
even a toothache," said the mental
science expert.
Il am sure they will" answered the
materialist, IF a man has determine
ton enough to hunt up dentist in
whom he has faith"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
Clock With 1S-Foot Hands.

What is said to be one of the largest
clocks in the world has been placed in
the new tower at Elizabeth, N. J. It
is 3S feet in diameter, with 18-foot
hands. The tower, which is 33S feet
high, was built expressly for the clock,
which will be Illuminated at night and
will be visible for many miles.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
No Relief for the Actress.

London actresses are indignant at a
recent judicial decision which means
that any photographer can use the
head of an actress in juxtaposition
with any kind of body and sell the
resulting picture to the public. The
complainant was Miss Gertie Miller,
who objected to be represented in de-
cidedly scanty attire and as creeping
out of an eggshell. But the Judge held
that this is a decollete age and that
the lady must put up with the carica-
ture as best she may
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
Not an EcistIe.

Oliver HEREFORD, who is equally fam
Gus as "oet, Illustrator and brilliant
wit, W entertaining four magazine
editc1a =. lung heon when the bell rang
and i:Gid entered with the mail.
All" said the editor, IAN episte."
NO said Mr.. Herford, tearing open
the enc ..c--"not an epiStle, a col
lect."
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
He Mas Cured.

"They tell me that you have cured
yourself Of chronic insomnia"
Eyes, Pm completely cured"
ct must be a great relief"
Relief! | should think it was. Why,
lie awake half the night thinking how
used to suffer from it,"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19

Long Block in New York Town.
The longest block in any American
city is in WATERFOWL, N. Y. This mu-
nicipal freak Is row of business
houses nearly FIVE squares long.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. to work terri
tory in vicinity of Sank Centre Apply
Herald.
Only One Objection to a Maxim.

. Some sage said that life would be
tolerable if it were not for its amuse-
ments.' Many people give most cor
dial assent to this dictum. No objec.
ton can justly be made to it, except
that 1t is not true.-London Saturday
Review.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
Partly Resi- onslbIe.

II see your boy has written a socie-
ty novel that promises to be a great
success. | never dreamed CT your
training him for literary career"
''All | have ever done for Harold is
to let him follow his own inclinations
You can't charge me with anything
worse than contributory negligence ip
his case"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
Six Weeks Later.

| She CATER elopement)-I received a
letter from papa to-day.
He-Well?
She-He writes that he had just fin.
ished making his will
Heidi he remember us?
Shelves, indeed. He has left all
his money to an asylum for hopeless
idiots
Finel
Some of the guests had not the
pleasure of seeing their hostess in
twenty years, and the unanimous opin-
ion was she had attained the highest
development, full of the lovable and
ennobling traits that are concomitant
of a true hOmemaker.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
Chinese Bandits on Wheels

Mounted on bicycles, twenty Chi
nese bandits raided a tobacco shop
near Picking recently and made OF
with the contents of the safe.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1907-09-19
Frank ' Care; Clerk aie''"ss' Harry Huey, Owner
Senatorial Athlete

Frank o. Briggs, who succeeds John
F. Dryden as junior senator from
New Jersey, is an enthusiastic ath-
lete, and, although ffty-six years old,
still INDUCES in his favorite pastimes
OF boxing and wrestling. He is a
graduate Of West Point, served five
years IN the regular army, and still
retains his military bearing,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
CATARRH
and
CATARRHAL HEADACHE

are quickly relieved by NOSENA. 1t
sooths the contested membranes allays
infiamations and thoroughly heals and
aleanses. 1t keeps moist sll the passages
whose tendency is no thicken and be-
cone dry. Cures colds, throat troubles,
hoarseness, hayfeyer, stopped up nose
breathing through mouth while sleeping
breath etc. II is antiseptic and
10 chemicals OF drugs having a
narcotic effec., or tia can cause the drug
habit. Sold at all druggists.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
A POOR ORGAN

Dams the bile. That's what your
liver does if its torpid. Then the bile
overtiows into the blood-poisons your
system, causing sick headache, billions
ness, sallow skin, coated tongue sick
stomach, dizziness. fainung spells, etc,
Ramon's treatment of Liver Pills and
tonic Pellets strengthens the liver and
makes II do it's own work. Prevent and
cures these troubles. 1t aids, dosen't
force. Entire treatment 25c. At Flick
and Pfau's drug store.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
We Guarantee Satisfactoin

j. A. Brogden of the national sign
Co., Dayton Ohio, writes under date OF
Oct. IL 1906: ''Nosena is the only pre-
paration have ever used that relieves
my affection go speedily and pleasantly.
j am getting the rrst real pleasure out
OF breathing that | have experienced
since contracted catarrh six years ago
Money would not buy my tube of Nos
ena if could not get another"
Buy NOSENA from all druggists get
your money back if not satisfied. Sam
pie tube and booklet by mail lOcts.
Brown Mfg. Co.
Greenville Tenn, st. Louis, Mo.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
RooDe Township Trustees
NOtice

,ne undersigned, Trustee oi Boone
.Jwnship, Dubois county, hereby gives
aoiice that he will attend TO all business
itaining to the Office OF Trustee, AT hiF
-asidence, four-miles southwest OF POI
8 reviIle. on Saturdays OF each week, ami
.qneeis all persons having township
sfiness topresent it onSatuiday. Citi
. M desiring books from the Township
firary are notified that the Library is
sspi 81 my residence.
school books ut James Mulkt va
a portersville PETER j. SCHNARR,
Trustee Boone TIP.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
Z lctiOn and
fliOrmatiOnal Articles

90 pages by the best writer's
Beautifully illustrated.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
John Casper, M. D.
Physician & Surgeon.
OFFIcE:-9th and Main sits.
JASPER, INDIANA.
Both Phones.
April 20, l905-lyr.
adisOu township sr"-,.,
Notice.

tee Of Madison township will 5e at his
office each Saturday at his residence,
one mile southwest o. Ir iaDd. Ind,
for the Lpuro oote OF attending te
township husiners, and all persCus hav
ina Lusiness with the township arr ex
1ectei to confine IL TO those days.
fhe township library is KEEP. al Sam'l
keans In Ireland wheu al NAV
obtain the books.
The Indiana School Look. will Dt
fjind at Henry Summers store ai al.
unee. SAMUEL A. 'LEzES,
Ian. 5, lSO1-y rrustee Madison e..
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
HARRISON Trustees Notice

Notice ls hereby given bat the under.
signed Trustee of HARRISON township.
viii al. md to township business on each
Monday OF the year, at my Office, ana
persons having township business &c
tr.nsac, are required to present ii to him
on Mondays.
The township Iiorary will be kept Al
NV home near Dubois.
J1sS l.. HARDER, Trustee.
Ian r tHst5 90.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
PREVENT HEADACHES

Force them? No-aids them. Ra-
mons treatment Of liver pills and Tonic
Pellets strengthens the Liver and digest
i've organs so that they do their own
work and fortifes your constitution
against future trouble. Entire treat
ment 25c at all druggists.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
Jefferson Tp. Notice.

The undcrsi ned trustee of jefferson
township, Dubois county hereby gives
notice that he will attend 10 all busins 80
pertaining 10 he office OF Trustee at hi 8
,4sidence ON mile north of Birdseye on
tie Tuesdays ., each week and requests
y pers ns having township business to
>. sen il on Office davs
JOHN w. .,ENLOW. Trustee.
4 an n ll1 fyr U
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These two together
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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-02-08
The Fashions

Is pages of reading and des-
cription; also nine full-page
fashion plates-many of them
in color.
New-York tribune., 1907-11-10
INDOOR ATHLETIC GAMES.
T7centy-thrd T Regiment Team Wins
One-miIe Relay Race.

small crowd attended the fifth annual indoor
games of the 47th Regiment Athletic Association
at its armory, Marcy avenue and Lynch street,
Brooklyn last night. 1t marked the opening Of
the indoor season. The one-mile relay race. the
feature event of the night, won by the 23d
Regiment four, which defeated the 22d Regiment
team by two yards Bacon and Shepherd were
opposed in the last lap and Bacon won for his
team amid great excitement.
The intercompany relay race at one mile was
won by Company + from Company d. the only
other starter c. S. Cassasa, of the Irish-Ameri-
can Athletic Club. the 220-yard dash III the
fast time of 25 seconds. The summaries follow:
one-hundred-yard dash (open)-Won by c. B. CLARK
Xavier Athletic Association g ynrdsl: r. F. Potts. Ma
Irish-American Athletic Cub Ce YARDS. third Time.
hundred YARD dash (cosed,-won by CORPORAL John
BoTes COMPANY E e j. III IHek1T e c0rPasy J. se'ono
-Four hundred d-fory-yard dash (andicap open)-
j A. seiiey 5r New YORK Ahiec Club IS yaTdsp sec
ond T Newman IrishAmercan Athletic Club (21 yards
hundred eightyyard dash oa@ndicaP @ s 0Ren{IC {s
J r 3ehermann Mohawk Athletic club 90 yards sec Sc
tbri fa { nt mal;nS5 :oG Ne" YORK Athletic 0uO '-
Two hundred twenty-yard dash (closed-wOn by
pany f. second; 7. sweeney, Company E. third Time
Two dash mandcap; Spsn}.
yards j. b COVE. Pastime Athletic Club G5 yards
second; e Northridge Irish-American Athletic Club
hundred-ard-t yard dash dlurdle)-won by
Charles Bacon. jr.. 23d Regiment W Burch. Company
X. 90 Regiment. second; c B. Toole. 2Sd Regiment
third. Time O:S-
Eight hundred -eighty-yard run (novicel-won by
7 Is. Mcdowell Jupiter Athletic Club; r Robbins, New
York Athletic club SECOND; G. Taylor Trinity Athletic
Club third. Time. 2:l3@5.
Intercompany relay race zone uiIo)-won by Company
], team composed Of r smith, G zier. W Hart and W
Johns. SchraInm and Mler). Time. 4;1l *.
one-lnile run lopenI-Won by r. J Doody; Mohawk
Athletic Club; W. J. Kramer, Eastern District Young
Mems Christian Association second II. ]. Smith Pas
Athletic Club, third. Time, 5:14
Two-hundred -twenty-yard obstacle (cpen}-
Won by Devine. National Athletic Club: Il. l.
wilkins 47th Regiment second. T. l. Stethenson. Trim
ity Club third. Time. 1903.
One-nile Cor attn Regiment men)-Won by p J.
Bertion. Company +; p +. SpAda, Company r second;
Walter Hart, ComTany y. third. Time. 6:2l%s
Sunday school relay milel-Won by Fourth
Avenue Methodist Episcopal Church; st. Andrew vs.
ond; Criyler. third. Time. 3:49Ss.
Military Athletic League relay tone mle)-Won by
23d Regiment composed OF Bacon. Sedley. Bursch
and McEvey); I'D Regiment. second Geam composed Of
Koch Elliugwood, sullivan and Shepari): 47th Regi-
ment. third team composed of Barta. Stada. Hammond
and smith,. Time 342.
New-York tribune., 1907-11-10
PELHAM BAY PARK.

In the tournament for the cup presented by J. NJ.
TIaffan at the public links of Pelham Bay Park the
victors in the sem-final yesterday were the New
York Golf Club members, Floyd and Pepper. who
nut out the home players. Russell and Keer. The
f9nal match on next Sunday Will be the nine
hole course as in order 20 lay pipes to drain the
valley greens the extended will not be opened
until the spring. II had been hoped TO have the
p final the first match Of the eighteen holes, which
win be the longest and best arranged public course
in this country
The present course is of 3.2S2 yards. The order
of the holes Is 533 1892 26C $780, 400. 53s. $50. 43s
and 2O2 Yards Bennett, the local professional has
the record OF 81 and =. V. Birmingham, of the
Wyzegvl Country Club, the amateur record of II.
The new holes will be the fourth to the twelfth on
the extended course. Their lengths are 81. 200,
oe7 444 36O 29O, 600, 200 and 342 yards Both
Flovd and Pepper had stroke scores of IS. and the
final between them is thought TO be a very even
thing. The summary follows:
First round-P F. Gimartin beat W. Pepper by de-
fauIt: 4. S Savers beat =. j. Bowes up and 20
Tisy: Z $ Keers beat e S Allen, 3 up and play:
" Relnie bsat r. r. Rennie by default: =. Floyd
beat = w Fairchild. 3 up and = TO play: J. Pepper
heat Jerome Monks. up and 2 10 play; Paul Adler
beat " g Russell by default. II. Arnold beat w. Nc
second round-Fioyd beat GImartin = up: FIeers
beat Savers Up and TO play; Russell beat Arnold
by default: Pepper beat Renaie, 3 up and 90 play
seni-fnal-Floyd beat Keer. up and to play;
pepper beat Russell. up and 20 play.
New-York tribune., 1907-11-10
ALLEGED GAMBLERS CAUGHT IN RAIDS
Police Inspector Makes Many Arrests in East
Side PoolroOms.

Inspector Burfcind OF the lower East Side dis
trict assisted by several of his detectives and
County Detectives Reardon and Wasserman, made
raids last night throughout that district on billiard
and poolrooms in which they aIcge gambling was
carried The men accused of being proprIetors
We're in each charged with keeping and main
tanning IA gambling house and the inmates were
charged with dsorderly conduct.
On Grand street. near Forsyth. they raided
poolroom of which Solomon Bernstein and Max
Schmutar listed proprIctors. and twenty
two locked up. ON Second avenue near
1st street. Bernard KatZman arrested pro-
prietor and four inmates were taken into custody.
In Second avenue, near 9th street. Nathan Cor
don and John Bucaher. prOprietOrs, and two
inmates We're arrested; in Houston street near
Avenue b. John Miller. proprietor. and two in
mates were arrested; i'm St Marks Place, near
Second avenue, Henry RosenthaI and two inmates
were arrested. and in Second avenue near 5th
street Ira Heck and John Walker with ten n-
mates were arrested
In each place. the detectives allese, they found
the men shooting craps or playing cards upon
the pool tables and the cards and dice were taken
evidence
New-York tribune., 1907-11-10
FOREIGN CUSTOMS CONDITIONS.
Commission Sent Abroad to Investigate Re-
turns with Helpful information.

James B. Reynolds. Assistant Secretary OF ths
Treasury who chairman OF the commission 70
inquire into customs conditions IN Germany. Aus
tria Great Britain and France went abroad several
months ago returned yesterday the Hamburg
American liner Amerka- He said the work OF tbs
commission was successful No details OF the work
will be made public until the report has been fled
with Secretary COrtelyOu.
Mr. Reynolds said that the commission vent 20
Europe TO get information 10 aid in the admins
tration OF the customs law. lie said;
I'VE were met in the faireSt and freudlsst spirit
Every door that led 70 desired Information was
thrown open TO us and every government facility
placed disposal. We return with the IN
formation sOught-not gathered IN acudsunlo
form and fashion but obtained at first hand oy
personal contact with foreign government officials
and with representative business men and CONNER
cial bodies. We also investigated the question OF
Limoges china and its market value IN France We
hopeful that the arrangements and plans mads
result will be effective IN bringing about set
tlement OF this matter"
New-York tribune., 1907-11-10
FATAL WRECK ON B. & A
Fast Erpress HITS Freight Train
One Dead, FiUe Hurt.

West Brookffeld. Mass, Nov s-The Sor,.
western express. No. As, en- the Boston & AIbar,
division of the New York Central RaiIroad
bound for Boston. ran head-on into a freigh,
train near this station at 1O:4O o'clock a. m to-
day, causing a bad wreck. in which one man
train hand was killed and four other member,
of the express train crew and passensa.
were severely injured
Charles Hyde. of Boston. express brakeman
was killed E. Patrick. conductor. Of Boston. :,
is feared. was fatally hurt T. H Smith. brake
man, of Boston. Is suffering from a fractured leg
and 4. A Harris. cook. OF Boston. had his rigbt
hand crushed and is injured about the head
Patrick Connor. of Boston. fireman of the ex
press train. cut about the head and received
severe internal injuries. He was taken to tba
Worcester City Hospital His condition Is seri
Gus.
The accident apparently was due to a mis-
understanding of signals orders. the freighs
train had been sent on TO the track on which
the eastbound express due IN order TO Iet
another train pass it on the westbound track
Both engines were badly wrecked and a buffe,
car which was next to the express engine was
smashed The body of Hyde was buried IN ths
wreckage and IL was some time before it could
be removed. Traffic was seriously hindered by
the accident.
The express was an hour late and the engineer
was taking advantage of the ten miles Of level
track before the Charlton grade to make up los,
time.
Assistant General Manager Hustis os tho
Boston and Albany division. made statement
concerning the wreck later in the day. He said
that the freight train had moved on to one o.,
the main tracks TO allow the passenger train
to pass, westbound and that 1t was protected ny
signals and a fagman stationed sixteen hundred
wards from the rear George II. Allen, enEinee-
of the express. said that if there had been
signal or fagman the escaping steam from his
locomotive had hidden them from his view. Hs
did not see the freight until within seven hun
dred feet of 1t. and then did all IN his power
to stop his train
New-York tribune., 1907-11-10
WRECK KILLS ONE, HURTS SEVEN.
Trolley Cars Crash Near WoOnsoeket, r. l.
One Runs Away Down Hill.

Woonsocket. r. L, Nov. e-In a collision be-
tween electric cars here to-day pedler was
killed and seven persons were severely but prob
ably not dangerously hurt
A passenger car running between this city
and Pascoag was standing at the foot Of a hill
halfway between FOrest0ale and Slatersvine. A
railway construction car, in charge OF Daniel
Gilmore. with ten men aboard. was half way up
the hill when through some failure OF tbs
brakes or because the rails had been made Slip
pery by leaves. it slid backward. crashing with
considerable violence into the passenger car
at the foot Of the hill. There were twenty-eighs
passengers aboard the car. seven OF whom were
caught In the wreckage OF the front vestibuls
and badly hurt.
New-York tribune., 1907-11-10
RALrusRoL COLE CLUB.

More than a hundred players the Bal
tusrol Golf Club grounds yesterday and four COM
petitions were featured in the final for the Bal
tusrol Cup, 1T eighteen holes George w. Jones
beat c.. X B. Wade, by up. The first round for
the treasurer's cup was decided. and also for the
serni-annual club championship, for, instead OF
being at thirty-six holes medal play this is now
10 be decided by matches among the eight TO
qualify. G. j. Sullivan won the title in June. with
III. The summary follows:
Club championship first round)-James A. Tyng beat
T . Ennever up and TO play; Howard Gihen beat
. +. Watson up and 70 play; u 4. Murdock beat
F. r. Upton jr.. up and 10 play. c. J. Sullivan beat
A. r Fisk, by default
Treasurer's cup Chrst round1-Iheo Kerr beat a.
sic 4 up and TO play: ". l., Carey beat y. Z.
stout ! up and play. 6. {. Howard beat II. Asopp.
. up play.
Baltusrol cup ChnaD-George W. Jonea beat c. H. B.
Wade, CO - -
second A ID. Chandler. 96-lT-79-