The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-03-26
MR.. 0OOLEY.
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continued rom rug 'Ht.l
time on that conthraption. \ large
man ~tandin' up in ron pinted al
wan section or another with 4 stick To-
toll thin Wilin To begin. He'd pint to
the nddlcre an they'd fiddle. he'd glare
at tn man with tn slide thrombon.
an he'd shoot ont his fist q yard: he Il
nod to tt lady with tn harp an she'd
pluck thrcc times at tn STRINGS an
resume her nap: suddenly something
made tn large mar angry: he got red
in tn face an looked to be about T."
throw his club at a red-headcd man IN
tn back row.
I'D been watchin' his fellow fr q
long time. an see he'd been sojerin'.
We're caught now, nc lad SAYS J. An,
he was. Whin he see tn angry eX-
preston on tn boss's face he jumped
up an bate upon Z dhrum which IS
called a kettle dhrum, firm tt wur-
ruds kettle an dhrum, ontil tn dhrum
sticks bounced in tn air. At tn Ound
madness. an stampeded. They got
away firm tn leader. He cudden't do
anything with thin. He ragged. he
shook his fists at thin. he begged. he
pleaded. he threatened first on wan
side. thin tn other. TIL crazy Ger"
mans rayfuscd to cam Town. They
scrapcd. they pounded, they blew, no
wan PAWN amy attintion to annYWan
else. TIL sounds bumped each other
like men thryin' to escape firm n burn
in buildin'. weak sounds were thram-
pied uudher foot be burly notes firm
tt slide thrombone.
9TH lady With tn harp reached over
an bit tho STRINGS. I see with me
own eyes TIL r~ed-hcaded mar take 4
rLnnin' jump ut his kettle dhrum. a
deSprit German climbed up in tn or
gan loft an opened tn stop-cock. New
net n r11 -, i, c. ,,raro int n ~ ianapl ~, ths
old vans were destroyed. Wan man
bate q wash bilcr With q monkey
wrench: another rang q bell: some
coughcd: others whistled: a cannon
was fired: n charge IL dfnnyrnite eN-
ploded an tn concert was over. AS we
stiffness undher tn ilivated railroad
Hogan saws: Hes q great
Richard STRAUSS Who did he liver
composer says J..
mo. sir, what's wan mans music is
another mans noise. There's ONLY wan
kind that we all like, an that's tn
kind we make Ourselves. We take me.
Me frinds ARE not unanimous in sayin
that l have a melojous voice. Whin
l attimpt to sing at a Christmas or Il
wcddin' Father Kelly always uses his
old joke an asks me why | dom rent
out some iv me flats. Yet me voice
sounds agreeable TO me. II tn bath
room in tn mOrnin' | sing in a way
that charms me. Me notes ARE full
an mellow an I Wondher why it is no
wan has been along to pay me five
thousand dollars q night to MARBLE fl
thin. If ! cud dacintly invite til wur-
ruld to me bath room TO hear me sing
Ills little thought they'd have iv send
in to Itly FIR their talent. Such vol
une. such sweetness. such variety.
such tenderness. Think ~ it. "A
most brilliant an fas'n'ble aujeence
gathered in tn bath DON to hear Sig
nor DoolcN give his ciliybrated rindi-
ton " Home Sweet Home Tn di-
mon horse shoe blazed with jools.
among those prisint Vas But
] shuddcn't go on. P'raps It's Just as
VOL that there amt amy audience. |
lnJEe II al tn more. I'm like that
there hIng | read about in tn
that used to have tn opry performed
fir himsilf alone. 'Tis a great lux
ury fr me to set in me magnificent
tub an listen to TIL finest tenor in tn
N-urruld. amt always enor.
though. / have a great range. some
times sing bass an sometimes barry
tone, but I'm always good.
An that's why, We see
50 NANNY piannies If nobody
else lnjNe thin. tn people that plays
thim does. On'N like mo singin' in me
bath room they ought to perform in
private"
Il feel Kind iv sorry fr tn music
teacher" said Mr.. Hennessy.
It's a hard life said Mr.. DooIev.
But she must get q good deal iv sat
lSfactlon out ~ KNOWN that tn win
doWs ar-re open. TIL wan firm next
dufe always seems to cheer up whin
she secs me face afther tn lesson
Lots Of men are suspicious IL others
because they know themselves.