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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
IN BANKER WALSH. CASE.
Alleged Conspiracy to Steal Govern.
n1ent information.

Chicago, Nov. Government off.
cials believe that in the arrest Of Miss
Eta Mclean, stenographer, and AL.
eSander b. Gordee, a printer, they
have uncovered conspiracy to steal
the government information regarding
the case of John R. Walsh, the former
president Of the Chicago National
bank, now under indictment for al.
legged Misrepresentation of the funds of
the bank.
Both prisoners were arraigned be-
fore United States Commissioner
Foote. Miss Mclean said she did not
care for an attorney. John s. Miller,
who is attorney for Mr.. Walsh, said
to Commissioners Foote that Gordee
had come to him some time ago with
s
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Sunday Lid for Omaha.

Omaha, Nov. Mayor James c.
Dahlman has issued a proclamation
calling upon theaters and other amuse-
ment places and all business concerns
to obey the law by closing their
places on the first day of the week.
The proclamation commands the chief
of police to enforce the order and the
mayor declares that all the resources
at his disposal will be utilized to close
the city up tight next Sunday
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
TAKE PLACE OF MONEY.
Checks Of Small Denomination Circu.
latina at St. Louis.


Checks Of Small Denomination Circu.
IatinQ at St. Louis.
st. Louis, Nov. 4.--Little blue, yell
low and green slips of paper in de-
nominations of 81, SIS and $40 have
been put into circulation as money
by the National Bank Of Commerce,
the Third National bank and the Me-
chanics' American National bank.
These differed from the cashiers
checks which have been in circulation
tor a week in that they were made
payable to bearer" and that no en-
dorsement or Identification was re-
Quired to cash them.
At the same time that the new
checks we're put in commission the
st. Louis postoffice officials announced
that checks will no longer be accept
cd by the postal department here in
payment Of any sort of an obligation.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
HITS UNITED STATES
Proposed French Tariff Prohibi-
tive in Many Instances.
COMMISSION DRAFTING BILL

Cabinet Agrees Not to Conclude Fur.
ther Commercial Treaties Until Par
lament Is Given an Opportunity to
Act on Measure.
Paris, Nov. 4-The tariff commits
sions Of the senate and the chamber
Of deputies, which have begun draft
ing bill for the revision of the tariff
of 1892, at a conference with Premier
Clemenceau and Foreign Minister
Pichon and other members of the cab
met formally requested the govern
ment to agree not to conclude fur
Their commercial treaties with foreign
powers until parliament acts upon the
bill which the commissions have draft
ed The cabinet practically gave the
promise demanded, provided that the
recently negotiated Canadian-French
treaty be ratified.
The promise Of the government is
important, as it constitutes a virtual
decision to suspend tariff negotiations
with all countries pending revision
Of the tariff, which is not expected to
be accomplished during the present
session.
The basis Of the proposed revision
of the tariff are an extension of the
double system Of rates to all sched
ules, making the lowest maximum
rates so per cent higher than the min
imum rates, and specifically restrict
Ing the grant of minimum rates to
countries offering equal concessions to
France. Moreover, as the proposed
revision is being engineered by high
tariff advocates, the minimum rates
In the case Of many schedules will
probably be raised. If the high tariff
people have their way the proposed
law will compel France to bring tar
If wars against all countries refusing
to conclude reciprocity treaties. The
United States will be the principal
sufferer under the proposed revision
unless she concludes a reciprocity
treaty with France, as the projected
rates for many classes of goods now
extensively imported will become pro-
hibitive.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
MitcheIi's Condition Serious.

St. Louis, Nov. "A long distance
telephone message from La Sale, Ill.,,
conveyed the information that John
Mitchell, president of the Mine Work.
ers' union, Is in seriously weakened
condition following the recent opera
ton for abscess at st. Mary's hos
pital. This was the fourth operation
performed In the last two weeks. It
was stated that he is not yet consid-
cred out Of danger.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
SAVED BY A SAILOR.
Madame Fremstad Narrowly Escapes
Death in Midocean. s,,.


New York, Nov. 4-Madame Olive
Fremstad, the opera singer, and sew
eral officers and members Of the crew
of the steamer La Provence, which
has just arrived here from Europe,
had narrow escape from death last
swept over the steamer carried away
portions of the bridge railing, smashed
Ia the steel encased sides of the cap
tain's cabin and swirled clean across
the forward deck. Madame Fremstad,
who was on deck at the time, was
almost in the path of the great wave.
A sailor who saw her peril grasped
her and held her against the rail until
the danger was passed.
Il thought l was gone surely" said
Madame Fremstad as she was leaving
the steamer "The sailor was just in
time. He saved my life. 1t all came
SO quickly that I did not realize my
danger"
The steamer had an exceedingly
Atlantic. 1t was pot until Tuesday,
however, that the ship sustained any
damage. Just before 8 o'clock in the
evening there came a lull in the,
storm and moment later a wall of
water more than forty feet in height
swept against her. The rail on the
bridge, which stands forty feet above
the sea, was ripped away and the cap
tain and ar officer who stood with him
narrowly escaped being carried into
the ocean with the rush of water. The
side of the captains cabin, construct
ed Of steel plate and located directly
under the bridge, was crushed in fully
two feet
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Actor Hitchcock Still MISSING.

New York, Nov. .-Notwithstand-
Ing the active efforts of detectives
from the district attorneys office and
the New York police department to
trace him Raymond Hitchcock, the
actor, has disappeared as effectively
as though the earth had opened and
swallowed him. He is wanted to an
swer an Indictment based on charges
made by several young girls. The
witnesses are being held in custody
and detectives are everywhere on the
watch for the missing man.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
BRIEF BITS Of NEWS,

Colonel Alvaren Allen, aged eighty
i've, pioneer resident and business
man of st. Paul, is dead,
The Philippine assembly is discuss.
Ing a bill providing for the removal Of
restrictions on Chinese immigration.
The Radicals favor the measure on
the ground that the immigration tax
will relieve the burdens of the peo-
p1o
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Receiver for Jockey Club.

Kansas City, Nov. 2-Upon petition
of Edward Corrigan of Chicago and
George Witt of Memphis, principal
stockholders, the federal court here
has appointed James F. Halpin of
Kansas City receiver for the Kansas
City Jockey Club and Fair associa-
ton. The court ordered the sale of
the track, valued at 100000 and con-
sidered one of the finest in the coun-
try, and division of the proceeds
among the stockholders.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Advance Money to Employer.

Chicago, Nov. 4.-Payroll worries
are not among the cares of Henry G.
Dawson, manufacturer of mantels. A
score of his own employees, all work
ingmen, surprised him by offering him
enough currency, about $4,000, to carry
him through two pay days. If Mr..
Dawson shall need more money be-
fore the furry in the market is
thing of history the men on the other
side Of his desk will bring more.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
STRANGE REQUEST in WILL
Son Given 81 to Buy Rope to Hang
His Wife,

New York.. Nov. AIN the will of
John Ling, an old time resident of
Woodbridge, N. j., a copy of which
was filed in the Office of the surrogate
of Queens county in Jamaica, L. l., in
order to cover some Of the estate in
that county, appears the following
clause:
II leave and bequeath to John Ling.
my son, the sum of 81. My wish for
John Ling, Jr., is to purchase rope
long and strong enough to support his
wife with the said sum of 81, or 100
cents, the same to be paid six months
after my decease by my wife, Mary
Ling, her heirs and executors"
The records do not show whether
John put the bequest to the use des-
ignated by his father, who objected
strenuously to his daughter-in-law.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
vERGED UPON RIoTING.
Lively Time in the st. Louis House
Of Delegates.

St. Louis, Nov. "A motion to sus.
pend Delegates Priesmeyer and War
ner, under indictments charging brib-
cry, from participation in the deliber-
atoms in the house of delegates was
overwhelmingly voted down at a
meeting during scene that verged
upon rioting, and the two will be al
lowed to remain. The motion was
made by Delegate Dwight F. Davis,
millionaire, former national tennis
champion and trustee of Harvard uni
versity, and the vote stood 10 to 8.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Oklahoma Banks Resume.

Oklahoma City, Okla, Nov. 4.-The
banks of this city have resumed bust.
ness on the limited payment plan ad-
vised by the Bankers association of
the two territories at their meeting
hold In Guthrie Thursday night. There
was no evidence of run. The deposits
received We're greatly in excess of the
amount withdrawn.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Hartman Secures Another Road.

New York, Nov. According to
tho Times e. H. Hartman was the
buyer Of the Central of Georgia stock
sold recently by Oakleigh Thorne and
Marsden J. Perry and he has plans
for the road in connection with the
Illinois Central lines. The two roads
connect at Birmingham, Ala, and the
possession Of the Central of Georgia
will give the Hartman lines another
outlet to the Atlantic.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Divorce Suit Cause Of Tragedy.

Austin, Mimi, Nov. AFTER wound.
Ing his wife with three shots from his
revolver William Miller turned the
weapon against himself and inflicted
a wound which caused his death soon
afterwards. Mrs. Miller is expected
to recover. Divorce proceedings, start
Ell by the woman as result Of differ
ences of control of her property, is
said to have caused the shooting.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
GUESTS FLEE IN PANIC
Small Blaze Causes Bad Scare in
Plaza Hotel at Chicago.
ALL FIRE ESCAPES CROWDED

Police and Firemen Rescue More Than
One Hundred and Fifty Persons and
Employees Assist Many Others in
Reaching the Street.
Chicago, Nov. 4.-More than 500
guests Of the Plaza hotel fled from
their rooms in confusion when fire
broke out in the basement OF the hos
telry. The building was quickly filed
with smoke and many Of the guests
had difficulty in reaching the street.
About 100 men and women fed down
the fire escape to the first floor, from
which they were assisted by firemen.
The fire, which started in the laun.
dry, spread rapidly and few minutes
after the alarm was sounded the en-
tire building was filled with smoke.
The hotel is eight stories high and
has accommodations for 1900 per-
sons.
The guests, most of them thinly
Cltu, sought refuge Ill SIOIeS nearby.
Some of them had been slightly af-
fected by the smoke About forty
women, becoming exhausted, were car.
ried down ladders and fire escapes by
firemen.
Arthur Hart, the night clerk, and
two bellboys, who nearly lost their
lives in warning the guests of their
danger, assisted many in reaching the
street.
When the firemen reached the build
ing the fire escapes were crowded
with frightened mer and women.
Some of them jumped from the Sec
ond floor landings without waiting to
be taken down. Several were severely
bruised. Mrs. N. E. Stranger, the
housekeeper, was overcome with
smoke while warning the guests and
had to be carried out
More than $50 rescues were made
by the policemen and firemen. There
We're several minor injuries, but no
fatalities or serious accidents. The
fire was soon extinguished. The prop
erty loss amounted to only about $500.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Boy Mayor Offered $1,000 a Week.

Milwaukee, Nov. 4.-Mayor Becker
of this city has received an offer of
$1,000 per week for forty weeks from
Klaw & Erlanger. If the boy mayor
accepts he will be required to do a
fifteen minutes stunt in advanced
vaudeville, telling audiences what he
knows about the young man in poll
tics and especially his personal ex-
periences in campaigns.
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the offer to Sell important Information
but that he had declined the offer
without discussing details. He had
no idea, he said, that the Walsh case
was involved until he was asked by
United States District Attorney Sims
to come to court. Neither Miss Nc
Lean or Gordee We're prepared to
plead and the case was continued.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Chinese Attack Mission.

Hongkong, Nov. 4.-The Scandi.
navian mission in the district of Man,
hoi has been attacked by the anti-for-
eign element of the population. The
missionaries, Misses Wendell and
Ericsson, were stoned by the Chinese,
who alleged that native women were
forced to become Christians and were
kept for immoral purposes. The mag
istrate at Namhoi succeeded in restor-
ing order.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Weston MAKING Good Time.

Coventry, R. L., Nov ARISING be.
fore the sun Edward Payson Weston,
who is attempting to break the record
made by himself forty years ago in
walking from Portland, Me-, to Chi.
cago, made an early start. He expect
ed to terminate his days work in
Hartford, Conn, seventy miles from
here, bringing the total distance trav.
eled in five days up to about ESQ miles.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Chicago Union Stock Yards.

Chicago, Nov. Cattle Beeyes.
$S.60@700: cows, $1.2o@4.9O; Texans,
$3.40@4.25; calves, $4.50@70O; West.
ern cattle, s3,00@5.50; stockers and
feeders, $S.4O@4.5O. Hogs-Light.
$5.7006.25; mixed, $5S6O06.3O; heavy.
$b.4o@6.3o; rough, $5.4o@5.60; pigs,
s46O@6.7O. Sheep, $2.50@5.25; year
lings, $5.0o@5.75; lambs. $4sE06s5.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Nine Hurt in Free for All Fight.

Pittsburg, Nov. Anime foreigners
were seriously injured in a stabbing
ARRAY on the South Side. One will
probably die. All had been drinking
and free for all fight started. Eight
Of the men were arrested after med
ical attention had been given them,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Now Operated by Burlington.

Lincoln, Neb., Nov. An the Office
Of the state railway commission the
tariffs and schedules of the Willmar
and Sioux Falls and the Sioux City
and Pacific railways have been dis
placed by the tariffs of the Burlington
railway and the latter road will here
after operate the two branches, for
merly a part Of the Great Northern
system.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
MARKET QUOTATIONS.
Minneapolis Wheat.

Minneapolis, Nov. Wheat-Dec.,
s1.02A; May, $1.0Sss@1.osA. On
track-No. hard, $1.O31a @1.O3A;
No. l Northern, $1.02h@1O2%; No. 2
Northern, 99Ac@s100A; No. North,
ern, 941a @9SAc.
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with him and he refuses to talk re-
garding her Whereabouts. 1t Is re-
ported in London, according to the
dispatch, that the young woman has
returned to her father. who, with her
sister, Is ins Paris.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
B0NDH0LDERs PROTEST.
Entire Pere Marquette Reorganization
Plan Is Tied up.

EhtlTe PeTe MarQuette INSTRUMENTATION
Plan Is Tied Up.
New York, Nov. 4.-The entire Pere
Marquette reorganization plan has
been held up as a result Of protest
made by committee representing the
Cincinnati, Hamilton and Dayton 4
committee is represented by Mark T.
Cox Of Robert Winthrop & Co. and
Frederick Strauss Of J. & w. Seligman
&, Co. 1t was owing to representa-
tions made by Messrs. Cox and Strauss
that no action was taken at the Pere
Marquette meeting on Oct. %, the
meeting being adjourned until future
date
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Chicago Grain and Provisions.

Chicago, Nov. 2. Wheat-Dec.,
94Ac; May, $1.02@@1.02A. Corn
Dec, 59c; May, $3.50. Oats-Dec.,
4SMc; May, 51Mc. Pork-Jan., s14-
271s; May, Shaggy. Butter-C Cream
cries, 20@231ac; dairies, 19@22c. Eggs
--19k @201Sc. Poultry Turkeys, 14c;
chickens, &c; springs, 1O1ac.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
st. Paul Union Stock Yards.

st. Paul, Nov. 2.-Cattle-Good to
choice steers, s5.50@6,5O; fair to good
$4.0O@5.0O; good to choice cows and
heifers, S3.5o@5.o0; veals, s4o0@5.50.
Hogs-$5.4O@5.60. Sheep-Wethers,
s4.75@4.9o; lambs, $5.5o@6.o0; spring
lambs, $6.25@65O.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
SCRIP SYSTEM IN Use
Plttsburg's Method Of Keeping
Industries in Operation.
W0RKMEN PAID BY CHECK

scarcity OF CaSn MAKES II Impossible
to Secure the Seven Million Dollars
Necessary to Meet the Enormous
Weekly Payroll.
Pittsburg. Nov. 4-The checking or
scrip system decided upon here owing
to the money stringency is in general
use by the members of the Pittsburg
Clearing House association. That the
new arrangement will have q good
effect Is unquestioned. It is believed
that business men and employees will
accept the plan in the light that it is
suggested, which is to insure the
steady operation Of the great indus
trial establishments Of the Pittsburg
district.
An exceptionally heavy rush of bust
ness is being experienced here and
the money situation threatened seri-
GUS Interruption. The enormous pay
roll, about $7,00Q,000 a week, had to
be met and much anxiety was prev
alent among bankers. The scarcity
OF money made it almost impossible
to make up the payrolls and the sit
uatiOn remained stationary.
Under the scrip system employers
will pay in checks of IS, $40, SIS and
$50 denominations, odd sums being
satisfied with cash. The landlord,
grocer and butcher are expected to
accept these checks from their Gus
toners the same as currency.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
GIVE NEW LAW A TRIAL.
Governor Glenn Of North Carolina Ap.
peaIs to Railroads.

Atlanta, Ca, Nov. 4.-Governor
Glenn Of North Carolina, who took
part in conference over the railway
rate situation in the South with Gov.
errors Smith OF Georgia and Conner Of
Alabama. has appealed to the rail-
roads and the people Of his state to
asSist him in unfolding the law Of the
state and In giving the present rate
law fair trial.
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NEARING $3o,ooo,ooo MARK
Engagements Of Gold for Shipment to
United States.


United States.
New York, Nov. 4.-Engagements of
go1d for import to the United States,
nscessitated by the recent period Of
money stringency in this country, are
Approaching the $30,000,o00 mark. An
houncement is made that the National
CITY bank has engaged total Of ST.
100000 in United States gold coin in
Havana for import, that N. w. Harris
& Co. Of Boston have engaged 100000
In gold and that George M. McFadden
& Bro. of Boston have 100000 in
gold now en- route to. the United
States from Europe on the steamer
Lusitania. These sums bring the to-
tai engagements up to this time to
$28,150,000.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
Kansas City Banks Adopt Plan.

Kansas City, Nov. 4.-Half dozen
local banks have begun issuing CASH
iers' checks in amounts Of 81, 81, IS
and $40 to be used in place of cur
rency and payable to bearer. Clear
Ing house certificates also are being
used as formerly.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04
LEUPP ANSWERS REPORT.
Commissioner Would Compel Indians
to Accept Work.

Washington, Nov. t. Commissioners
Leupp of the bureau of Indian affairs
accepts the report Of Captain G. P.
Johnson, who was sent to placate the
FESTIVE Ute indians at Thunder Butte,
S. D., as a reflection on the bureau.
Citing the fact that the disaffected
Utes have refused two offers to work
for railroad companies, one Of which
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1907-11-04

FOR Rubber stamps. The
Pioneer will procure any kind of
rubber stamp for you an short
notice.
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FOR RENT.
MISCELLANEOUS,

PUBLIC LIBRARY-Open Tues
days, Thursdays and Saturdays,
2:3O to 6 p. M, and Saturday
evening 7:30 to 9 p. m. also.
Library in basement of Court
House. Mrs. E. r. Ryan, librar-
ian.
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FOOTBALL RESULTS,

Princeton -, Carlisle Indians 0.
Chicago 10, Minnesota r..
Pennsylvania Is, Lafayette O,
Harvard 6, Brown 5,
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ALLEGED ELOPERS LOCATED

CIarkson Returns to London and Miss
Maloney Is in Paris.
New York, Nov. Especial dis
patches from London state that SAM
uel GARRISON, whose reported elope-
ment with Miss Helen Maloney, daugh-
ter Of Martin Maloney Of Philadel-
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HELP WANTED.
FOR SALE.

FOR SALE; $4,000 buys good
restaulan property in city. Cen
trally located. For particulars
address Box sol, Bemidji, MINI.
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FOR SALE-Magnifcent moose
head mounted; will be sold cheap.
Inquire at this office.
FOR SALE, CHEAP-House and
two lots. T. Symington, 500
Second street.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-07-24
bREAK|NG~O OF
THE SABBATH
Rev. Culpepper Preached a
Strong Sermon on This
Subject Last Night.

An immense congregation was pres,
ent last night at the GadSden Street
Methodist church to hear Rev. j. b.
Culpepper, who is delivering a series
of sermons at that church, and they
heard one of the strongest and most
eloquent listened to in Pensacola in
many months.
Mr.. Culpepper took his text from
the 18th verse of the 14th chapter of
Proverbs, which is The Backslider in
Heart Shall be Filled With His Own
Ways"
During the course of his sermon
Mr.. Culpepper scathingly denounced
Sabbath breaking and other sins, and
was listened to with rapt attention by
the immense congregation.
Large numbers of persons were eff
fected by the remarks of the minister,
and were led to an acknowledgment
of their sins and expressed a desire to
regain their position of favor in the
sight Of God.
Services will be conducted each day
at 10 a. m. and g .. m, and the public
IS cordially invited to be present.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-07-24

You never can tell how hot it is
by how you feel, now how you feel
by how hot it is, but there are times
when, if it's as hot as you feel, (and
therefore, if you're as hot as it feels)
you couldn't feel any hotter if you
were and couldn't be any hotter
if you felt like it. All of which goes
to prove that the hotter you feel, the
hotter it is, whether it is or not,
which conclusion is the basis value
of the thermometer, whether it says
that you're that hot or not-Chatta-
hoochee bug"