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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
ALMOST FELT ENVY PANos.
Great Cricketer's Simple Tribute to
His Own Worth.

In 1885 there was q great celebra-
ton in London In honor of DR.. Sam.
uel Johnson. and among those in at
tendance was the Australian crack
cricketer. Bonner. then at the height
OF his fame.
AS one OF the guests, says the com
piler of the recently published Let
ters" OF the late DR.. George Birkbeck
Hill, Bonner's health was proposed.
His response was noteworthy.
After seeing the way in which DR..
Johnsons memory is revered," he said,
with great simplicity. II am not sure
that / would not rather have been
such a man than have gained my own
greatest triumphs In cricket
Youths Companion.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
SORES AS BIG AS PENNIES.
Whole Head and Neck Covered-Hair
All Came Out-Cured In Three
Weeks by Cuticura.

After having the measles my whole
head and neck were covered with scaly
sores about as large as penny. They
were just as thick as they could be.
My hair all came out. 1 let the trou-
BILE run along, taking the doctors blood
remedies and rubbing on salve, but 1t
did not seem TO get any better. 1t
stayed that way for about six months;
then got set of the Cuticura Rem
edies. and in about week / noticed
a big difference. and In three weeks
1t was well entirely and have not had
the trouble any more. and as this was
seven years ago, / consider myself
cured. Mrs. Henry Porter. Albion.
Neb.. Aug. %, 1906
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
chowder for Luncheon

Days there are when one does not
know what to have for luncheon. Pc
tatoes are always in stock in every
well-ordered household A chowder
entirely innocent Of fish. yet which
closely resembles good fish chowder.
is made as follows: Pare and slice six
large potatoes. slice one onion and
cut two ounces of pork into small
pieces. Fry the pork, add the pota-
toes and onion, and cover with boil.
ing water. Cook until the potatoes
are tender, then add one quart of boil
irg hot water, rounding tablespoon
Of butter, salt 10 the taste and then
one beaten egg. Serve very hot.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
HER TOKEN OF THE PAST.
Husband still Here, But Hair Had
Long Departed.

A western man. who plumes himself
on his fascination for the other sex.
was not long ago presented TO An at
tractive New York woman.
In course of their first tete-a-tete
the man with winning ways at once
took occasion TO turn the conversation
Into his favorite channel. Il OBSERVE
that you are wearing an especially
fine locket," said he. Tel! me, does
II contain some token Os = past love
AFFAIR.""
Aware OF the westerner's weakness,
the handsome New Yorker thought to
humor him a bit. Yes" smiled she,
1T does contain a token of the past,
4 lock OF my husbands hair
You don't mean to tell me that
you're q widow" exclaimed the west
erner. in delighted surprise. as he
nudged trife nearer. Il understood
that your husband was alive
True" answered the beautiful crea-
ture; but his hair is gone Sunday
Magazine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
EACH HAD WEDDING PRESENT.
Mutual Surprise In Condolences Fol.
lowing Marriage.

Last Christmas . middle-aged tin
plate worker married . widow whose
Acquaintance he had made but few
weeks before while working some lit
tie distance away from home.
Sarah" he said. nervously. after
the guests had departed. Il have q
weddin' present for ye."
What IL II. John?" said Sarah with
. smirk.
Il 'ope ye won't be Tended. Sarah"
said John. more agitated than ever.
but II is-er-er-it Is nve OF EN-"
Five OF what?" asked Sarah.
Five children!" blurted out John.
desperately. anticipating q scene. Il
didn't tell ye l 'ad children-five Of
EN-"
SarYah took the news calmly: in
fact she appeared relieved.
"Oh. well. John" she said. that do
make 1t easier for me to tell we. Five
10 not 80 bad as me. whatever. Seven
l ave got!"
What" howled John.
Seven" repeated Sarah. compos-
edly. THAT is my weddin' present to
we. John."-Ladies' Home Journal.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
Royal Scion Does Good Work.

The duke of Abruzzi, now a visitor
In this country, pronounces IL as
though 1t were spelled "Ah-broct-zee,"
with the accent on the second syl-
liable. Although only "a years old. he
has done a deal Of hard work and has
had many hazardous experiences. He
is the son OF Spanish king who alb
dicated under pressure. The son
early in life took service in the Italian
navy. Then he went in for explora-
ton and mountaineering and In such
pursuits has travelled all over the
world. The duke has written accept
ably of his wanderings and has won
honors for several scientific societies.
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Where He Met Hin,

He was one of those smart men who
like to show their cleverness.
Watch me take a rise out OF him."
he said. as the tramp approached
Then he listened solemnly to the tale
of hard luck.
That's the same old story you told
me the last time you accosted me-" he
said, when the vagrant had finished.
rs it?" was the answering question.
when did tell 1t to you?"
last week"
"Mebbe l did, mebbe ! did" admit.
ted the tramp. I'D forgotten meet.
ing you. / was in Jail all last week"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
HOW HE BROKE A RscoR..
Toek Last Jump from Forgotten Rub
Der Home Plate.

I Billy Powell. greatest hurdler the
west has produced. wa; referring to
his college days on the Berkeley
track.
There were five In the race. I
drew the extreme outside lane.
which gave me q bad finish stretch
But 1 got q peach OF a start. swept
the curve like = yacht on her beam
ends and came down the straight
taking the jumps in beautiful style.
1 felt / had . varsity record Ia me
At that clip, and threw all my
power into the final strides. Spring
ing for the ninth hurdle fairly
new through the air. and. dashing
to the finish. broke the tape. the
worlds record for the low hurdles.
for the 220-dash. and for the run
ming broad jump. the time being
FL fiat. and my last jump over two
hurdles at once. clearing 43 feet and
some inches.
"Whew!" exclaimed Ole Snedigar.
why weren't the records ever al
lowed?"
Well" continued Powell. when
they went TO measure that leap.
Col. Edwards started to shove his
cane in. to indicate my foremost spike
mark. and the stick jumped out of his
hand. They scraped the short grass
away and found a solid rubber home
plate imbedded where the varsity bat
terry used to practice."-San Francisco
Chronicle.
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CHILDREN SHOWED IT
Effect Of Their Warm Drink in tn.
Morning.

"A year ago / was a wreck from
coffee drinking and was on the point
OF giving up my position in the school
room because OF nervousness.
Il was telling a friend about II and
she said, We drink nothing at meal
time but Postum Food Coffee. and IL is
such a comfort to have something we
can enjoy drinking with the children
i was astonished that she would al
low the children TO drink any kind of
coffee, but she said Postum was the
most healthful drink in the world for
children as well as FOR older ones. and
that the condition OF both the children
and adults showed that TO be a fact.
My first trial was a failure. The
cook boiled IL four or FIVE minutes and
1t tasted so fiat that ] was in despair
but determined to give IL one more
trial This time we followed the di.
rections and boiled il fifteen minutes
after the boiling began. It was a de-
cided success and was completely
won by its rich delicious favour. In a
short time | noticed a decided i'm
provement in my condition and kept
growing better and better month after
month. until now ] am perfectly
healthy, and do my work in the school
room with ease and pleasure. ] would
not return 20 the nerve. destroying reg
ular coffee for any money"
There's a Reason" Rsad the IA
nous little Health Classic, The
Road TO Melville" IN pkgs.
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Bill Nye's Long Wait.

Bill Nye when a young man once
made an engagement with a lady
friend of his to take her driving on q
Sunday afternoon. The appointed
day came, but at the livery stable all
the horses were taken out save one
old, shaky. exceedingly bony horse.
Mr.. Nye hired the nag and drove
to his friends residence. The lady let
him wait nearly an hour before she
was ready; and then on viewing the
disreputable outfit fatty refused to ac-
company Mr.. Nye.
Why" she exclaimed, sneeringly,
that horse may die Of age any mo-
ment."
Madame" Mr.. Nye replied. when
l arrived that horse was prancing
young steed.soHarper' Weekly.
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Piety.

In a recent number of a German
magazine a writer offers a variant of
the tale lately published in book OF
children's true sayings. which relates
how two small girls tried 10 sit on one
stool. and one Of them remarked: III
one of us was to get or the stool,
there would be more room for me-"
The Teutonic version tells how Ger
man sat by the bedside of his dying
wife and murmured piously: IF 1t
pleases the good God to take one Of
US, l shall go to Berlin"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
viii Live In Paris

The widow OF Coils p Huntington
has informed friends in Washington
OF her purpose to reside permanently
In Paris. With this object in view
she is preparing to close her house in
New York and go to the French cap
ital. where there will soon be COM
pleted mansion for her costing near.
ly $l,000,00O. Mrs. Huntington was
many years, younger than her great
husband. who left her the bulk of HE
millions TO do with as she might see
fit
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
SPECIAL TRAINS.
National Editorial Association and
Christian Endeavor Conventions.

Personally conducted special trains
via the Chicago. Union Pacific &
Northwestern Line leave early in
July for the Pacific Coast. Special
all-expense tours at very low rates
for round trip. including sleeping car
accommodations, meals. etc. All the
advantages Of delightful and care
fully arranged tour in congenial COM
pany. Write for itineraries and full
particulars. S. A. Hutchison, Manager
Tourist Department, 212 Clark Street,
Chicago
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
A CAPABLE Woman.

There is no place filled by man."
remarked Mrs. Strongmind, that
woman cannot fill"
ut wouldn't be so bad" rejoined
her husband, IF she would only let IT
go at that. saw one today who was
filling two mems places"
'Where?' queried Mrs. g.
''In a street car" answered the
wretch as he made a hurried exit from
the room.
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EIns.Lookina Roxai counIs.

The king and queen of Denmark
are indeed a rcgal-looking couple
King Frederick is giant in stature
while his consort Is the tallest roya.
woman in Europe. She is also the
richest. having inherited great dea
of property from her father, the late
King Charles Of Sweden, besides the
immense fortune OF her mother. who
was one Of the richest heiresses OF the
nineteenth century. Her majesty it
deeply religious.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
Famous Mcslem Bell.

On the watch tower OF the VIOLA, at
the Alhambra, Spain, there is . silver
toned bell which the Moslems used to
ring as signal TO let on the water
in the gardens and the fountain in the
city below. Its sound can be heard
at Liga, 30 miles away The maiden
who strikes It to-day is sure OF hus.
band before the year is out. and OF
good one il she rings loud enough. On
certain fete days II is lively for the
bell
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
Oatmeal Waters Are Good.

Your children will eat oatmeal
waters when they cannot be prevailed
upon to eat the porridge itself. Take
one cupful Of rolled oats and one cup.
fnl of flour, with little baking pow
der-just a pinch--one tablespoonful
of sugar, a little salt. Rub two table
spoonfuls of butter into this mixture
and just enough water to hold them
together Roll out thin on noured
hoard. and bake.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
Telephones In Boston.

Boston is the greatest telephone
user in the world, according to the an
nual report OF the New England Telc-
phone e. Telegraph company. Every
day in New England there is an aver
age of 35,s5S telephone conversations.
In Boston there is a phone for every
IL persons.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS AZ they cannot reach
tbe seat or the dseAse Cstarrb f. blood or cOnsti
tuOnsl disease and in order IL you must
INTERNAL remedies. Hairs Catarrh Cure f. taken IN.
Sernally, and acts directly the blood and mucous
surfaces. HRlFs CatBrTh Cure IL not n duack medf.
cine IL was prescribed by the beat physicians
" this country for years and IL regular prescrptOn
~ is composed 81 the beet tonics known, combined
win the best blooc ourhers acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect Combination OF the
Two ingredients IL bat produces sucb wonderful re-
suls In curing catarrh. Send for Testimonials free
y. J: CHENEY Co, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists. price Csc. -
Take HANS Family Pills for constipation
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26

spells Of rheumatism and dizziness.
Doan's Kidney Pills relieved me Of
these troubles and have kept me we'll
for a year past. Though 75 years old.
1 am In good health"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co. Buffalo. ". Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
The Disadvantage. o, Schools.

why have you taken your son out
OF school without asking Permission"
Father ca grocer-But they were
running him; I wish to bring him up
to carry on. my business. and they
were teaching him that there are 16
ounces in a pound.-Translated for
Transatlantic Tales from II Motto per
Ridere.
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plains In 1913, says:
Five years ago the
doctors said l had
diabetes. My kid
neys were all out
Of order, / had to
rise often at night.
looked sallow, felt
dull and listless
and had lost ~
pounds. My back
aChed and I had
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
In Hard Luck Indeed.

She-He has most extraordinary
figure, hasn't he?
He-Thats so. ! believe an urn.
brella is about the only thing he can
buy ready made.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
Shake Into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot-Ease. 1t cures painful swollen,
srnarting, sweating feet Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FREE.
Address A. 5. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26

The acme OF goodness is TO love the
public. to study universal good, and TO
promote the interests OF the whole
world. as far as lies in our power
Ruokfp
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26

II Is motive alone that gives char
acter TO the actions OF men, and pure
motive is in the deed not in the event
BE not one whose eye regardeth re
ward.-Kreeshna.
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Improved Farms Within SO

Miles Of st. Paul. Cheap and desiro BILE for
homes 5Ofe profit for investment. Write
US. Evans Real Estate Co.. St. Paul. MINI.
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Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
Ior children teetbng sOftens the gurus reduces fp
oamnsuon allaJs pain, cures wind collie. 2sc Dottls
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26

! have seldom known anyone who
deserted truth in trifes. that he could
be trusted in matters OF Importance.
-Paley.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26

Don't sneeze Your Head on.
Krause's Cold Capsules will cure YOU Al.
most instantly. At all Druggists, 25o.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
A WONDERFUL GAIN.
4 Utah Pioneer Tells q Remarkable
Story.

]. W. Browning, 10l1 ed ST.. Ogden.
Utah, a pioneer who crossed the
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26

No matter how hungry a man may
be a single taste of defeat satisfies
him.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26

Invention IL the mother OF trusts
and promotion is the stepfather.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1907-06-26
Important TO M 9th ers.

Examine carefully every bottle OF CASTORlA,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-08-29

More than half OF mankind over
sixty years Of age suffer from kidney
and bladder disorders, usually enlarge
ment of prostate glands. This is both
painful and dangerous. and Foley's
Kidney Cure should be taken at the
first sign Of danger, as it corrects ir-
regulayities and has cured mauy old
men Of rhis disease. Mr., Rodney Bur-
nett, Rockpori, Mo-, writes: II suf-
fered with enlarged prostate gland
and kidney trouble for years and after
taking two BOTTLES Of Foley's Kidney
Cure / feel better than / have for
twenty years, although / an now 81
years old A. p. OWENS
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-08-29

Mrs. 7. G. Holland went to Okla
homa City this incoming for a short
visit with friends.
The three months old child of Mr.
aud Mrs j. b. McManus died last night
after brief illness
Jake Drake, the produce man, made
trip to Pryor Creek today in the in
terest Of his business.
Mrs. G. w. Franklin left last night
to visit her daughter, Mrs Williams
at Centerville, Iowa.
Miss Goldie Day who has been visit
ing her father at Centralia, returned
to Kansas City last night.
Judge Shea, of Bartlesyiile, is in the
city today confering with Riddle and
Clapham on legal matters.
f. B. Branson, Democratic nominee
for representative of Muskogee county
was in the city yesterday.
After a pleasant visit with Mr.. and
Mrs. H. j. Young, Bert Young return
ed to ChoUteau last night.
Bert Blue, who has been working
in the oil fiels around Keefer all sum
mer, returned home yerterday.
Dick Martin and AL Thomas, of
Adair were in attendance at the DEM
ocratic convention here yesterday.
Mrs. E. B. Miller and daughter,
Edith, were the guests Of friends in
this city for a short time yesterday.
Miss Bernice Rucker. stenographer
for the katcliffsSanders Grocer Com
pany is i'll at her home IN Centralia.
]. w. Orr went to Chelsea last even
ing, being called to that place on ac-
count of the illness of his son, Lyle.
Hi Landrum, who has been giving
the federal officers considerable trouble
for the past year, was captured near
Needmore yesterday and lodged ia
jail here.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-08-29
Noted Correspondent Here.

Mr.. Thomas J. Millard, of New
York, the noted war correspondent
and author, is in the city visiting his
old friend Judge Luman f. Parker, Jr.
Mr.. Millard will accompany the party
of Secretary Taft to the Orient as
special correspondent for the eastern
papers and magazines, and will spend
the coming year in the far east. This
will be Mr.. Millar's fourth trip to
China and fifth around the world.
A cleansing, clean cooling, soothing
healing household remedy is DeWitts
Carbolated Witch Hazel salve. Sold
by MaHarney & Meyers'and Peo Drug
Store
When there IS the slightest indica-
tion of indigestion, heart burn, flatu-
lence or any form of stomach trouble
take little Kodol occasionally and
you will get prompt relief. Sold by
MaHarney & Meyers and Peoples
Drug Store. jy
1t soothes refreshes, strengthen
purifies the stomach, bowels and kid
neys. A tonic that prevents summer
trouble. Such is HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea. 35 cents, Tea or Tab
lets. NJ. r. Chapman.
Rings Little Liver Pills keep the
system clean the stomach sweet.
Prompt relief for headache and bilious
ness. Good for all the family. Sold
by A. P. Owens. 3m
It's like a summer breeze; cools, re-
freshes and builds up your wasting
energies. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea is the most effective summer tonic
35 cents Tea or Tablets.-M. r. Chap
mar.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-08-29
LOCAL NOTES
Mrs. Frank DENNIS lsqulte slck.

Mrs. Frank Dennis is.quite sick.
Elmer Dupree was in town today.
Doc Clawson andlfamily have moved
TO Tulsa
VIM johnson, Of Bartlesyille, is in
the city.
Or. Jesse Bushyhead was up from
Claremore yesterday
DR.. Oliver Bagby made a profes-
sional trip to Miami today.
W Q Patterson, of st Louis, is
spending few days in Vinita.
JT Linder. Of sGreenfeld, ILL.,, is
registered at the Cobb hotel.
Alex Hunt, of Ft Scott, was a busi-
ness visitor in Vinita yesterday.
Geo Clark came in from his Grand
river farm last night by way of Adair'
Miss Julia scutter, Of Chelsea, is the
guest in thisscity Of Miss Irene Nichols,
Captain G. S. White audlwife drove
out to the Grand river country today.
Miss Ada Carver, Of Cleora, is a
guest Of Miss Nora Utter in this city.
7. Z. Holland the furniture man re-
celved two car loads Of furniture TO-
day.
CM Grant and W B Crawford went
to Baxter Springs today to attend the
reunion.
c. Keithly and j. I. West returned
this morning from business "trip to
New Mexico.
Frank Collins and Earl Walker went
to Baxter this afternoon to attend the
big reunion.
Claude Shelton, Of Central ia, attend
ed the Democratic caucus held in this
city yesterday.
Or. Howard Webber one OF the big
oil men Of the territory vas in the
city today