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Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-06
Answered.

What can man do that a woman
can not, should like to know"
"Oh, any number of things"
Name one, just one!'
Well, a man can button woman's
shirt waist down the back, and that is
more than she can Dc"
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-06

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teethinE, Softefs the gums in
namnation saays pain cures wind collie. 2tc bottle.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-06

The only religion a man has is that
which he gives away.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-06
Modern Society.
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the seat OF the disease. CaarIh is blood or consti.
tutG,a disease and in order TO il you take
Internal remedies. Halls Catarh Cure is taken in.
formally acts directly the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not euack medi-
cine. ltwAs prescribed by of the best physicians
in this country for years and regular presentation
1t IL composed of the best tonics known combined
with the best blood purifiers acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the
twO1ngredieDtsi is what produces such wonderfu re-
suits An curing Catarrh Send test mon ias free
F.J CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo o
Sold by Druggists price 75c.
Take Hall'G Family Pills for constipation
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-06

A man has almost learned to live
when be has solved the problem of his
leisure
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-06

He who eats things evil always is
sure that the world is rotten.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-06

A mans kick gives no indication of
his contribution.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
Announcement of Removal.

The Davenport Drug Co., is pleased
to announce to friends and patrons that
they are now located in their new
quarters in the Allison building, oppo-
site the Windsor Hotel on Lamar ST.,
where they are better prepared than
ever to supply all demands in the line
of drugs, medicines, toilet articles, soda
water, seeds, etc. Careful attention
given to prescriptions received either
by mail, telephone or personal call.
Thanking all for past favors and So
Letting a continuance OF your patron
age, we are Very respectfully,
Phone l6. DAVENPORT DRUG Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

COM. HUDSON is AFTER
A MAN FOR PLACE
Mr.. Seideil To Decline
Position.
CHEMIST JOB RECENTLY RENDERED
Commissioner T.. 6. Hudson of The
Agricultural Department is After
Man for That Position.
CHEMIST JOB RECENTLY RENDERED

Atherton Seidell, to whom was tend
cred the appointment of state chemist,
to succeed DR.. J. NJ. McCandless, re-
signed, by Commissioner II. G. Hud-
son, has declined the position, and will
remain in Washington, D. c., where
he is located with the bureau of chemi-
stry of the United States department of
agriculture. 1t seems the result of
Commissioner Hudson's effort to get
Mr.. Seidell, who is former Albanian
resulted in the offer an increased salary
from the government department, and
he will remain there. Commissioner
Hudson is now in correspondence with
a western chemist with view to Sc
curing him for the place, but as yet has
heard nothing definite from him.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

aIULE NISl TO FORFC LOSE MGRTGAGE
IL ON REALTY.
r. R. Stewart, Foreclosure of Mort
VS.. gage on realty In Web
j. J. and j S. Davis, ster Superior Court
October term 1876
GEORGIA-WRBsTER COUNTY.
1t being represented to the Court by the
petition of r. r. STEWART, on the 18th day
of Jan'y 1872, that ]. ]. & j, s. Davis execut-
ed andsdelivered to the Planters Bank of
amerlcus Ga, mortgage to said Bank on
certain real estate lying in Webster County
Ca, which mortgage was properly and L.
gally trantered in writing by said mort
gagee to petitioner on the nth day of Oct
1908 for value received said real estate be-
ing described as follows
One eighth interest in Sc 81 acres of land
being In Webster County Ga, and bounded
north by lands of B Brooks, east by Tom
aighnote and Christopher Pearson south
by Jordan place, and west by DR.. Miller and
Stewart County line; and as shown in said
petition, said lands lying and being in the "a
Dist. of Webster Cou " Ga, said mortgage
being given Tor the purpose of scouting the
payment of certain obligation of indebt
edness for the principal sum of (Sl4750l one
hundred and forty-seYen dollars and fifty
cents which was executed and delivered to
the Planters Bank of Americas Ga, by the
saidJ, J. & y. Davis on the 18th day OF
January 1902 and due on Nov. 1st 1902, which
said obligation as aforesaid was in writing
transferred to the said r. r. Stewart by said
Bank on the nth day of Oct. 1903 in which
note 1t is stipulated that the said PAYERS
would pay interest after maturity at the
rate of per cent. per annum. 1t is there
fore ordered by the Court that the said J. j.
& j, s, Davis do pay into this Court by the
arst day of the next term 70 be held on the
first Monday in April 1907, the principal In
GLIDING the interest at the stipulated rate
thereon,and all costs of this proceeding due
on said obligation OF Indebtedness, or show
cause If any they may have, why they should
not pay the same, or In default thereof tpe
aforesaid mortgage be foreclosed and the
equitg of redemption of the said defendants
] j. q ]. s. DAVIS therein be forever barred;
and that service of this rule be perfected on
said defendants according to law. TINS
Octooer ist 1905 q a L'TTLEJOHN
Judge of the Superior Court OF Webster
County. .itm june july aug sept
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
FOR SALE---Fine Peaches.
Leave your orders with w. j.
Josey. go d.
Cat Lauuhter2

What was the origin of the phrase
Enough. to make a cat laugh?"
Dr. Murray's Dictionary notices only
Enough to make a cat speak," which
is explained as signifying something
extraordinary, especially something
very good to drink "Old liquor able to
make a cat speak" is quoted from an
early eighteenth century source, and
Herewith Stephano's remark to Call
ban is compared, "Open your mouth;
here is that which will give language
to you, cat" Miss Squeers' maidserv-
ant said that only to see Miss Squeers'
friend, Miss Price, toss her head was
"enough to make tomcat talk French
grammar" But even that is not ex-
actly laughing. Has it anything to do
with the mythical Cheshire animal?--
London Chronicle.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
A Fair Catch.

So strongly had the theory and prac-
tice of ambldexterity appealed to the
burgesses and freemen of Pushville
that they called a meeting to urge the
necessity of bringing up children to
use both left and right hands with
equal facility.
81 defy any one in this audience to
mention a single action that can per-
form with my right hand which l can
not do equally well with my. left
hand" cried one of the speakers.
There was a short pause, and then q
voice at the back of the hall cried:
"Try putting 1t in your right hand
trousers pocket, guv'nor." London
Queen.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
Skating on Stills Tonight
At Windsor Rink

BY Professor A. j Self, who
is the champion fancy and
trick skater of the South,
Mr., Self is the only person in
The South who skates ON
Stills, and his performance
Is worth your while and price
of admission to see.
After the silt skating Mr..
Self will give an exhibition on
ordinary skates performing
many wonderful and difficult
stunts
General skating before and
after exhibition. Don't miss
it as you will be highly enter
tanned, Price of admission
to everybody 10 cents Extra
rtR. Perfect order maintained.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
Is Gent Cotton.

Get all the pounds you can. You
may do this by having sharp gins. r.
have first class machine and can put
your gins IN good condition at your
own gin house. Prompt attention to
orders. Address
S. o. Kelley,
care Jno. F. Kelley & Sons,
It-pd-w Americas, Ga.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
DELIGHTS of Literature.

A lady asked her gardener if he had
read the book she had given him at
Christmas. 81 never reads" said the
gardener in pure Kentish. She began
to point out the beauties of literature.
Its like this" said the gardener, lean
ing on his spade: "You reads a bit,
and then you thinks bit, and then
you gets a ter BILE 'eadache." London
Chronicla
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
A Feminine NisM.

when was young, my dear, girls
were not allowed to sit up so late with
young men,"
Then, papa, why do you allow me
TO do SO? 1t would be so much more
interesting if you would only forbid
it."-Judge.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
A Wonderful Happe ming.

Port Byron, n. Y, has witnessed one
of the most remarkable cases of healing
eyer recorded. Amos F. King, of that
place says: "Bucklen's Arnica Salve
cured sore on my leg with which l
had suffered over so years. 1 am now
eighty five" Guaranteed to cure all
sores, by EldrIdge Drug Co, 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
He Liked School.

A bright little four-year-old boy was
taken to school for the first time. Aft
er he had been given desk and set
to work he suddenly put up his little
hand.
what do you want, FRITZ" asked
the teacher.
81 should like to know when the holi-
days begin" said Fritz.-Die Muskete.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

ooh, l am in despair" cried poor
woman, my son has swallowed a
cent?
do not be too much distressed"
said her friend. after all, cent is
not a great sum. '-Scacciapensieri.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
Up and Down.

Stranger-What are your terms? Ho-
tel Clerk-Rooms a dollar up. Stranger
I'm a poet, and want Clerk-Oh,
in that case our terms are a dollar
down.-Boston Transcript.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

For RENT. Desirable store OH
Lamar street now occupied by d..
Pearlman. Possession Sept. 1st.
next. Aaron Cohen. Soft.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

Quick Relief for Asthma Sufferers.
Foley's Honey and Tar affords inn
mediate relief to asthma sufferers in the
worst stages and if taken in time will
effect cure. Sold by all druggists.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

So live that you can march up to the
mirror and look yourself squarely in
the face without winking. Dallas
News.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
Ask yoursGrocer for knal-
lenberg'S Excellent" flour.
| mo.

Eaton Hurlbert's Stationary, the
Standard of quality at Bells tn
Jeweler.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

Empty men are the trumpets of their
own deeds.y--Massinger.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

Sterling Silver, that's lastly IN design
and low in price at Bells the Jeweler.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11
Prices Cut No
Figure Here Now.

We propose to cut the price to the
point where the trade will take this
stock of ours. The store must be
turned over to the carpenters in July
for complete Overhauling and renOva-
ton. The store must be emptied of
goods as far as possible. To do this
means a great loss to us of course,
but it is preferable to having the
goods packed away.
Get one of our large circulars. and
then come and see the goods no
house in Southern Ga, ever offered
greater bargains than we are offer
ing in this rebuilding sale. Contracts
have already been given the carpen-
ters and we must make the way for
them. Come tomorrow.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

for of skates IS cents Perfect order maintained
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-07-11

J. ] and j, S. Davis.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
Out of the Eannilu.

The mild hammered old gentleman
who was staying with Mrs. Gifkins
was a geologist, and when one morn
ing his landlady's little son informed
him that there was a queer old stone
in a neighboring field he was in high
glee.
Come along and show me it," he
said.
"I-I-I amt got time, sir" said the
boy; and he began hasty retreat.
There were cattle in the field, but
the professor took no heed of them
until Il terrible roar attracted his at
tention, and he saw fierce bull adj
vancing to greet him. 1t was near
thing, but the professor got safely out
of the field. On the other side of the
hedge he surprised his landlady's son.
You little rutfian" shouted the pro-
fessor. Il believe you sent me into
that field purposely. l believe you
wanted to see me killed"
mo, l didn't, sir" blubbered the
boy. 1T was mother did,
What" gasped the professor
'She card a dog 'owln' outside our
'ouse last night, and as it means
there'll he n death in the 'ouse soon.
mother thought it only right to try and
ave it out of the family" was the ex'
planation.-London Tit-Bits.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
TALE OF WIDE TIRES.
Practical Plan For Highway Super
visors to Follow.


vsors to FoIow.
\ good and practical suggestion to
road supervisors and others who have
charge Of road maintenance may be
found in the following tale of the use
of the wide instead of the narrow tires,
says the Good Roads Magazine. The
story was told to Paul -. Sargent,
highway commissioner of the state of
Maine, by county commissioner of
the same state:
The heavy teamin% in our town is
confined mainly to the three miles of
dirt road, over which lime rock is haul
ed from the QuarricS to the kilnS. This
teaming has been done for years on
two and five-tcnthS inch tires, with
hind wheels tifty-SiN inches and front
wheels fifty inches in diameter.
The resulting repairs, made neces-
sary by the continual hauling of heavy
loads ON narrow tires. has cost this
town thousands Of dollars. In order
that this might be remcdicd we made
an agreement with the lime rock haul
wheels fitted to their wagon aXleS,
with the understanding that if upon
fair trial and experiment they should
prove to be of mutual advantages the
haulers should buy the wheels of the
town.
ION consultation with the manufac-
turers we ordered the sizes above
given Uear wheels, tifty-siX inches;
front, fifty inchesp. They arrived
about the LIST of July, 1905, and
from that time until about the Dist of
August | used my best endcavors to
get them. adjusted to the wagons and
used, but the haulcrs claimed that the
forty-fCur inch wheels We're so much
lower than the old ones that the rocks
and ruts would 'trig' them; also that
they would lower the body so much
that the tongue would 'slat and break
the horses legs. And who will pay
the damage? was the question.
'AS a last resort we put the wheels
on one Of their wagons and hauled
rock for them one day. Our teamster
hauled the same loads and followed in
the old tracks. The road was in Il
very dangerous condition at this time
and badly rutted, so that even light
driving wagons sank to their hubs in
some places. The wide tires soon filled
the ruts so that the wagons with the
narrow tires actually haule more rock
on the last or fourth turn that day
than they did in the morning..
After seeing the work Of these
wheels for one day the owner of the
wagon wanted the whole equipment
Immediately, and applications for the
other three sets came 50 fast that we
were unable TO shift the gearing quick
ly enough, In fact, one tcamstcr drove
his team for week without brakes in
order to have the wide tires sooner.
Since that time the wheels have been
in constant use summer and winter.
AT the time of this writing the
same amount of rock is hauled in three
turns that was formerly hauled per
day in four turns by the same teams,
and the drivers claim that the work il
done easier by the horses. The sand
stretch which was the hardest place
for the narrow tires is now crossed
easily"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
Miscellaneous advertisements.
Work WeakenS the
Kidneys
Doan's Kidney Pills Have Done
Great Service for People Who
Work in Frostburg

M OST Frostburg people work every
day i'll some strained, unnatural
| position bending constantly over
desk riding on jolting wagons or cars
doing laborious house work; lifting,
reaching or pulling, or trying the back
i'll hundred and one other ways. All
these strains tend to wear, weaken and
injure the kidneys until they fall behind
in their work of filtering the poisOns
from the blood. Doan's Kidney Pills
cure sick kidneys, put new strength in
bad backs.
I. NJ. Richards coal merchant, says:
| was compelled to give up blacksmithing
on account of kidney complaint, and for 20
years | tried great many preparations said
to he sure cures for dIsOrderci kidneys. and
followed lots of friends and neigh bOrS' advice
Nothing radically cured me. for when | first
took Doan's Kidney Pills | was IN such bad
shape that | could scarcely walk. Every
breath | took caused eXCrutlatiug twngcs
and | had been in this condition for three
weeks Doans Kidney Pills benefited me
very quickly, and in a short time completely
cured me.
For sale by all dealers. Price 30 cents
Foster. Milburn Co, Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan 5. and
take no other Sept 2l
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
Can't Do IL by Statute,

Any corporation is entitled to fair
return on all its legitimate invest
mcnts over and above all expenses
when these are carefully and econom-
ically administered. There are some
corporations which are undoubtedly
overcharging the public, but there are
more whose stock has never paid any
dividends whatever, and only an I'M
fortunate aggravation of the present
strained relations existing between the
people and the public service corpora
of the former that they can through
Legislative action obtain universal
reduction in the charges made by such
Municipal Journal and
Engineer
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
"DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE"
Second Floor. Shea BuiIdin;

Grandpap's got the rheumatic. ma an
aching tooth,
An nawful ragin' headache has a grip
on sister Ruth;
An the woman in the corner house has
got nervous chill,
An daddy says he'll tend to me unless
I'm mighty still.
How can teller ccIcbratc-Can anybody
tcll?-
When every time he shows himself he
hears somebody yell:
Nov, don't you shoot them crackers
here, an don't make any noise,
Oh, l wish to goodness gracious tnat there
wasn't any boys"
I wonder what the Teller who st up the
Fourth cXpcc's
A boy to do who has to live with lot OF
nervous wrecks,
If Washington had known that you could
make no racket when
The Fourth comes round. would he "a
tried to lick the British? Then
Those patriots who BLEED an died would be
Twin yet, no doubt
For what's the use of winnin' VIXEN the
Fourth makes people shout:
Nov, don't you shoot them crackers
here, an don't make any noise!
Oh, l wish to goodness gracious that there
wasn't any boys!'
When I get growed up to a man, l know
what | shall do
I'll get elected president an make a law
two.
An any person who just darcs at little
boys to rail,
When it's the Fourth, you bet I'll give a
hundred years in Jail!
An every nervous wreck, l think, I'll
have sent far away,
So when you want to celebrate they won't
rush out an say:
Nov, don't you shoot thcm crackers
here, an don't make any noise!
Oh. l wish to goodness gracious that there
wasn't any boys"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
A DANCER to Be Avoided.

If city is not we'll governed, munic-
Ilal ownership is the most dangerous
thing imaginable and should be care
fully avoided. There is always the
danger that the public utilities the
city is supposed to own will become
nothing more or less than the private
property of the people mt the head Of
the government, who will work to their
own advantage and the enhancement
of their private wealth.-William 7.
Stead
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19

"Now, here" said the enthusiastic
real estate agent to the prominent
politician, sis one of the most desir-
able houses in the capital. 1t has ex-
poSures all around"-
Good heavens" cried the prominent
politician, with a start of dismay,
that's just what I'm trying to get
away Baltimore American.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
Public Roads Of New York.

From the office of pun.ic roads. the
United States department. of agricul-
WIRE, report shows by comparing the
total road mileage with the area of the
state that there are 1.54 miles of pub
lie road per square mile of area. a
comparison of mileage with population
shows that there is mile of road
to every ety-eight inhabitants and
one mile of improved road to every
1887 inhabitants
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
Only as a Last Resort,

Any city which is getting fair treat
ment from n privately owned plant
should eschew municipal ownership.
Except under unusually favorable con-
ditions-conditions that promise to
make the proposed plant a positive
money earner-municlpa ownership
should be only last reSort-aIarquette
(NIich) Journal.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
Political M. o. Machines.

Municipal ownership OF street rail-
ways, gas and electric lighting means
an enormous political machine with
thousands Of employees to be voted
ct the behest of some political party
Mayor Mahool Of Baltimore.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1907-10-19
Cumb erIand and W esternport
ELECTRIC RAILWAY


L MONDAY, JANUARY /, 1906.
First Car leaves Frostburg for Cumberland
a. m, next I a m. and thus each hour
until II p, m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Cumberland for Frostburg
a. m, next a. m, and thus each hour
until / p. m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Frostburg for Homecoming
a. m, next a m, and thus each houB
until l. p, m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Homecoming for Frostburg
3:52 a. m, next 6:52 a. m, and thus each
hour until ll:52 p. m. inclusive.
First Car leaves Frostburg for Westernport
a. m, next a. m, and thus each hour
until 10 p, m, inclusive.
First Car leaves Westernport for Frostburg
$50 a. m, next 6:3O "A. m, and thus each
hour until 1870 p. m. inclusive.
"a" All cars connect and passenger trans
fers made at Frostburg. Ample time for
transfers. Oct