Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-03-09
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els Watkins an optimistT Yes
he'll eat hash in any restaurant In the
country. Detroit Free Press.
The jdnit6r is sweeping the back
porches. wonder why?' II don't
know. l didn't ask him not to-
Cleveland Press.
He tabout II 80 y. M. u do wish
had money enough TO travel She (sti-
fling yawn) May not lend You your
carfare . Boston Transcript
She Do You think our ancestors
were monkeys? He-Mine were. The
whole bunch didn't leave money enough
10 buy toothplck Chicago News.
StellaI wonder why sentiment Mt.
taches TO first kiss? Bella--It's like
the first tooth you've got to have 1t be-
fore You get the second, Brooklyn
Life
First Chauffeur There's one thing
hate TO run over, and that's 81 baby.
Second Chauffeur SO do / them nur-
sing bottles raise Cain with tires
Puck.
Miss Sweliugton ~ What prompted
Miss Gold,ust to take that old bache-
lor? Miss Wellington (sarcastlcally)
Kleptomania -Lippincott's
Magazine
Mrs Newedde Certainly you may
take some of those biscuits TO your
| friend Is be hungry, too? Weary
No, mum he's n geOlogist New Or
/ leans Picayunc
Church Does your wife spend much
OF her time shopping? Gotham--She
says not she says she spends most OF
her time waiting for her change
Yonkers Statesman.
Now, johnny" asked the teacher
what do we see in the country besides
grass trees and flowers Patent
medicine signs - was the prompt reply.
louisville Courier-Journal.
Dudley has an automobile hasn't
hcf" II don't know why,
thought YOU told me YOU saw him with
one yesterday Yes but that was
yesterday Philadelphia Press,
What becomes of joke when it
gets TOO old for the almanac The
theatrical program gets &C." And from
there it's but step TO the musical
comedy, ehY'- Philadelphia Bulletin.
Customer so you sell these watches
n, 81 each? II must cost that much to
make them JeWeier~It does. Gus
tomer-Then how do you make any
money? Jeweler Repairing them
STRAY Stories.
The Widow want II man to do odd
Jobs about the house, run on errands;
one that never answers back and Is al
q ways ready 10 do my bidding ApplI-
a cant You're locking for husband,
. ma am, Brooklyn Eagle
Mr.. Borem She asked ne to sing,
A and insisted upon encore after encore.
1 Miss Pepper Yes; she told cne after
p ward that anything was better than sit
p ting there and talking to you all the
! evening Illustrated Bits.
"wyndiey doesn't play the cornet any
? more. does hef' No he thought he'd
} better give II mp." bad for bis lungs,
eh?" ut wasn't that. One Of the
neighors shot two keys off the nstru-
meht while he WAS playing it.'-Cieye-
} land Plain Dealer
HAS your wife got your den fixed
up yctY Yes and YOU ought to see 1t.
It's the coolest place In the whole
house" 81 suppose you find great com.
fort In 1t, don't yOuf" "Oh, she won't
let ne 60 IN IT, It's merely to look at"
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Young JoIliem always says the
right thing, doesn't hep He never
seems ut loss for tile proper reply"
well, / saw him nonplussed once"
How was thatT Miss Keene asked
him IL he thought she looked as old rs
she was g. Cleveland Leader.
Did you ever succeed in swaying an
audience to laughter or tears at willY
No" answered Senator Sorghum Il
recognize The fact that oil the worlds
n stage. don't care TO be reciting
speeches want TO be one Of the men
IN the box Office" Washington star
Teacher Now, boys, what is the viz
tue of magnanimityf PupiIs-Aw?
Teacher what Is il II q big boy want
ed an apple very badly, and were to
meet small boy with one in a place
where nobody could take the small
boy's part - Class with eager H.
nmination) OATS a clnch HaltI
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