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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
snfe. SIRE nna s,esaw.

No external remedy ever yet devised
has SO fully and unquestisnabiiy 1net these
three prime conditions as successfully as
Allcock's Plasters. They are safe because
they contain no deleterious drugs and are
manufactured upon scientific principles of
medicine. They are sure because nothing
goes into them except ingredients which
are exactly adapted TO the purposes for
which a plaster is required. They are
speedy in their action because their medi-
cinal qualities go right to their work of
relieving pain and restoring the natural
and healthy performance of the functions
of muscles, nerves and skin.
Allcock's Plasters are the original and
genuine porous plasters and like most
meritorious articles have been extensively
initiated, therefore always make sure end
get the genuine Allcock's.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
Where information Came Hiah.
From Harper,s Weekly.

49, - " NM
Andrew Jackson S., appointed sur
veyor general of Montana Territory by
President Grant, arrived in Helena. the
capital, carly in the sevenrIes. His mil
itary record and his genial manner
made HIM a great faVorite With every
body. Towards the end of his term.
feeling in duty bound TO make a spe-
cial effort to show his appreciation of
the hospitality he had enjoyed, he de-
cided to give a banquet to his Helena
friends. He completed his program for
the function, but the providing of the
right sort Of liquid refreshment worried
him somewhat. Finally deciding upon
champagne frapDe as the proper thing.
but in doubt how to prepare 1t, he re-
membered an old war comrade. Colonel
c. who had always shown himself
an expert In supplying good cheer at
headquarters on festive occasions
knowing the ~latter's address, he wired
him as follows:
I elena, Mont, 1877.
Colonel C, Street, New York.
Wire me your receipt for making
champagne frappe? Answer paid.
(Sig.) 4. j.. S.
In due time came the reply:
New York. 1877.
General a. j. S.. Helena, Montana.
Freeze 1t, you ID fool.
Telegraph tolls were rather high ii.
Montana in those days, and the infor-
nation cost hin Just $3.50.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
Mrs. Elizabeth
West Fourth St,

Along without worrying much until
dropsy set in. My feet and ankles
swelled up, my hands pulled and be-
came so tense 1 could hardly close
them. l had great difficulty in breath
ing, and my heart would f1utter with
the least eNertion. l could not walk
far without stopping again and again
to rest. Since using four boxes Of
Doan's Kidney Pills the bloating has
gone down and the feelings Of dis
tress have disappeared"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn CO., Buffalo, N. Y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10

Id southern "mammy"

An old southern "nlammy" recently
came north to visit the grandchildren
of her one time foster son. On a GER
tain evening she was entertained by
the young people with riddles.
And now, nanny" said one Of the
little ones, its your turn" Nanny
was not to be outdone. .'Chile," she
said to her interlocu.or, Use got er
riddle. I'm er twin an Use got eight
sisters, no %brudders, an we was only
havin' three birthdays. How come
dat?"
The children could mot guess this in
tricate riddle. Nanny guffawed.
Hits like dis" said she, Il war q.
twin to my n sister. OATS one birth
day. My mother had twins fust. Then
she had tripods. After dat she had
quadrupeds. See hit?'
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
The Beginnings of Some Modern Fairy
Tales.
From Jugend.
From Jugen

"Once upon a time there was a T-yea.
old poet who was not Schiiler's super
ior-'
"once upon a time there was an operate
tenor who could sing"
Once upon a time there was a public
school teacher who left a million
Once upon a time there was a physs-
clan whose handwriting was legible-''
'Once upon a time there was a trRrsss
who admired cyclists and automobiles
Once upon a time there was n drygpoaa
clerk who forbade the waiter to addresas
him as Doctor
once upon a time the Wocfle tan niny-
trated Berlin paper appeared without con-
tanning a picture of the kaiser
There was once a classical play rers-
resented for which the box office was sola
out
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
Whaf iSPe-ru-na?
IS il CafarIh. Remedy or a Tonic,
or is IT Both?

Some people call Peluna q great tonic. Others refer to Peruna as a
great catarrh remedy. -
Which Of these people are right? Is it more proper ID, call Peruna a
cata1Th remedy than to call it a tonic?
Our reply is, tdat Peruna is both tonic and acatarrh remedy. Indeed,
there can beno efectual cataI1h remedy that isjnotalso q tonic.
In order to- thoroughly relieve any case ofCatarrh, a remedy must not
only havea specific action On the mucous membranes affected by the ca
taIrh, but it must have a general tonic action on the nervous system.
Catarrh, even inpersons who are otherwise strong, is weakened condi-
ton ofsome mucous membrane. There must be something to- strengthen
the circulation, to give tone to the arteries, and raise the yitalforces.
Perhaps NO vegetable remedy in the world has attracted 50 much at
tention, FROM medical critters as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The
wonderful efficacy Of this herb has been recognized many years, and is
growing in its Lold upon the medical profession. When joined with
CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents is formed in Peruna
which constitutes a specific remedy for catarrh that in the present state
of medical progress cannot be improved upon. This action reinforced by
such renowned tonGs as COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS, CORYDALIS
FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal
remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body.
From a Theoretical Standpoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism.
The use of Peruna, confirms this opinion. Nunberless testimonials from
every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is
not over enthusiastic. When practical experience confirms a weILgrounded
theory the RESULT lis a truth that cannot be shaken.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
eIEno souf BIox.

49,
g nloA 4 y j. H. Il
Mas = eYela5lo ~ sne pIlxe 4MsssNkS
nFom 8tne earAlesss N1ys g. Wy sllk $3.50 nd
owsAWNsas A.nnel loIs e sNse
the ample me lnguiax Nean, ~ a4see e@S
punches were. throw !ngsos Wotlyasn0S
weary Ine ngngeE, Eout IS 9, sciont,n 49, 49,
hao yoid onasoi nesoio nghgers thAs hRess
nllseraD ia Spot was me &
me q NEG nave nghe = IL
ZOE IN ignoramus.. ~ oIIne ~
ho9Ae 70 re pubic g paraitel iact; IN
tna se0macAN - the most anio 49,
out q NE prRe ring as vel % in q ~
protect = !, tnroats ieet anaJunRs
sDus ne g. II rs Y are utterly lnaaM gM15
ensto, untli olseaSeA nnus hes olar plex1
anu knocks y onss Make your Soae9ss
Plerce's Golden MedllaLQ isGoYerY 4
you prQtect. YQurSelf inn Ypur MosfEYplneE
aT7e SCOT. uGolden Medical Discovefy 4
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
How Did He Know?
From Exchange,

From Exchange.
After dinner, when the ladies had gone
upstairs, the men, over their coffee and
cigars, talked as men will, of love.
All Of a sudden the host cried in a loud
voice:
II will tell you, gentlemen, this is the
truth: I have kissed the dainty japanese
girl. l Lave kissed the South Sea island
maiden. | have kissed the slim Indian
beauty. And the girls Of England, of Ger
many. even of America, 1 nave kissed, but
It is most true that to kiss my wife is best
OF ALL"
Then a young man cried across the table:
by Heaven, sir, you are right there!"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
Foolish Momeu.
from the New York Week

from the New York Weekly.
Mr.. Clubman (entering The dining
room)-And so o couldn't be down
town three hours without stopping TO
get a lunch? Cost 80 or 40 cents. I'll
be bound. 1t does beat all how wom-
en- throw away money. BY the way.
you don't cali this supper, do YOU?
Mrs. CT suppose il is the aest the
new girl could get UP on such short
notice.
Mr.. Club! Catch me sitting down
to thai table. III going around 10 the
clIb.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
A Small Matter.

'Oui, madame is III, but re doctor hat
pronounce ii something very trihing. very
small, said The Frencl, maid to an iiiauir-
ing friend.
oh. i am 20 relieved. FOR , was really
anxious about her." replied the friend.
What does The doctor say tho trotb:c is ~
Let me iccsil; f. sas something very
!~eeile," answered. the F.Sncii maid. oh,
I Eaye il nos. N aoc.as Says ze madame
las 20 s~1naiipcr.H
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
BLoATED WITH DRoPsY.
The Heart Was Badly Affected When
the Patient Began Using
Doan's Kidney Pills.

AVA Slis vi dhc
Olympia. WASH,
says: For over
three years 1
suffered with a
d%ropsical conG-
ton without be-
ing aware that
it WAS due to
kidney trouble.
The early stages
were principally
backache a d
b caring down
pain, but l went
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
Sells Seekers.

SeIf-Seekers.
Bernard X. Green, the well known COM
sulting engineer Of Washington. sad tho
other day, In a discussion of the ncw
puild:
- i h roai5ie with every question 10 tNAsaS
self-seeking enters into it. Were there NO,
self-seekers. the world would be q very
Utopia. But as 1t is-
He smiled.
why. yesterday, he sad, "in talE
lbout filtration in a cafe, I heard a WELL
dressed man say earnestly.
81 maintain hat all water used for
drinking and culinary purposes should he
poiled at least one noug.
"'You are a physician. I ~presurnef said
Z thin man, respectfully.
mo, sir was the reply. i ana n COAL
6ealer.'o
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
just to Please the Girl.

From the New York Tribune.
A young woman called at a. house where
a maid was wanted. She asked the mis-
dren, to which she replied that they had
five. IS
Then I can't work fos. you said the
girl.
'.oh, do stay said the woman. I'VE will
kill the childreni"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
The Club System.

From the Cleveland PLAIN Dealer.
"How do you Keep your husband
from going to the club?" inquired the
bride, who was just emerging from
the honeymoon.
Easy" replied the seasoned ma
;tron; II Keep a club for him at home"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
A Warm One.

Eskimo Suitor-Yes, my love: I have
ten sieds, fifty dogs, a hundreds tons of
blubber. and
Pa Esisimo-Aurora, tell that young man
to stop letting off SO much hot air. I'm
afraid he'll melt the house.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
From the New York; Weekly.

from the New York Weekly.
Mrs. JfnlSs-"Yes, I've sent Sims. the
colored man, for the doctor"
Mrs. Binks-"Sent Sims? Mercy me! He
won't get there for two hours. He used to
80 hotel waiter"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10

PILES CURED IN 6 TO IA DAYS.
OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any
case of Itching. Blind, Bleeding or Protrud.
Ing Piles in 6 to IA days or money refunded.
Soc.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
Slow Time

fIrs. Wfnsiow.s SOOTHING SYRUP ror ChIdreu
teething; softens the gums, reduccs inhammaaon 81.
N7s pain. cures wind collie. % cent a bottle.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
The Country Has
No Superior

Coal, rood and water in abundance; chs,rches
and schsols convenient; mi markets easy of access;
taxes low; climate the ibest in the northern tenn
.peTate zone. Law and order prevails everywhere.
Superintendent of I'm igration, Ottawa, Canada,
or the authorized Canadian Government Agent,
", D.. Seatt., Superintendent of Immigration,
ST.. St. Paul, MINI; !. N. MacIaehlan, Box 1l6
WATERFOWL, South Dakota. and w. v. Bennett,
SSoI New York Life Building, Omaha, Neh,
Authorized Government Agents
Please say where you saw this advertisement.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-01-10
New Wheat
Lands
IN n
Canadian West

ENnN additional miles of railway this year
OVUo have opened UP a largely Increased ter
Canada, and the Government of the Dominion
continues to give 6DAcre Free 10 Every Settler.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
CEMENT WORK.
How to Make strong Posts For Fence
and Gate.

How to Make strong Posts For Fence
and Gate.
In giving directions for making dura-
bic fence posts Of enforced cement 10
seph e. Wing writes In Breeders Ga
zette, Chicago, MS follows;
rig. represents q small post for at
tachlng wire or boards. design II to
be by inches and made In a plain
wooden box form. -Four feet Of this
box form will be open, and when IT is
to be used pine board through which
three bolts have been passed and nuts
put on them closes this opening. which
win be in the bottom. Understand,
tbs form lies with this board In the
underside and the bolt heads project
up into the form halfway or more.
Now fill the form half full; then put In
it an iron rod OF some sort, either the
specially corrugated bars made for the
purpose of about one-half inch diane
ter or straight piece of wire about
No. 0 size or larger. Lay in the metal;
then finish nllIng the mold, smoothing
or the top nicely. Let 1t set twenty
four hours and very carefully remove
the form, letting 1t rest on the board
without removing it. The metal had
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
rFNoE ANp avn rosr.

better turn over half an inch at each
end. BE sure that It is Of good size,
for In it lies the strength OF your post.
The forms would be held together by
saving a square notch in 2 by 10
inch plank or by iron clamps.
/ doubt there being better post
After post is nodded comes the care
of it. 1t must be kept moist for ten
days by daily sprinkling. Water is a
component part of concrete, and IL
ever it dries out before the chemical
union takes place il win never get its
due strength.
But It is in the gatepost that have
invented that | take especial pride.
Here is the method Of procedure: Dig
the hole neatly and not larger than
about twelve inches in diameter, but
at least three and half feet deep.
Take the earth clear away, as none Of
1t win be needed in that hole, and Il
will impede your movements. Now
dig a narrow trench, say i've inches
wide and eight inches deep and six
feet long across the hole and another
one In the transverse direction, so that
the hole will be in the center Of let
ter x or cross.
Right where these trenches join the.
large hole widen them an inch or two.
Get piece or old buggy axle or about
seven feet Of one and half or two
inch pipe. II ought to reach nearly to
each end or the post.
Set 1t up and lamp concrete about It,
being sure to lamp well and that the
concrete is well mixed and Of good
proportions, 1t being better to use too
much cement than too little. When
you are up to the trenches put two and
half inches OF concrete in them and
lay down IN each one rod, say one.half
inch iron or twisted wire cable or a
piece of old inch pipe, letting them run
right across the center Of the post.
Then 20 on filing till the top OF the
ground Is reached and the trenches as
well as the hole are full Now set up
your form, which may be Of two
boards by - inches and two / by 10
inches, which will make square post
10 by 10 inches, or 1t may be round
form in halves. The hinges should be
Inserted in the soft cement, as shown
In the cut. Let the posts set for thirty
days before you touch them. The fence
posts, IL laid close together and cover
ed with moist sand, will cure out best,
The sand may be wet down now and
then. II in digging the hole you do
not find hard earth at one depth,
so on until you do find It
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
DANES AND DAUGHTERS.

Mrs. Russell Sage OF New York city
Is receiving more begging letters than
any other three persons in the world.
Eleanor, duchess OF Northumberland,
who is now eIghty-six, belongs to the
old world type Of aristocrst and was
great social power in England in the
middle of Queen yictorIR's reign.
Sarah Bernhardt is said to have three
mascots to which she pins her faith
some opals she makes point Of wear
ing on her birthday, a girdle Of canoes
and curious necklace Of gold nuggets.
presented by miners in California.
Tennie Claim. as she was called be
fore she married an English lord and
went to England to live in the seven
ties, Is back again in New York. Her
agitation now Is to promote happier
marriages by lectures and informal en-
tertainments In churches.
DR. Adelaide wallerstein, rich, young
and handsome, has turned part Of her
elegant New York home into physi-
clans Office. Here she devotes about
six hours day to practlclng medicine,
all the income so derived going to her
charity work on the east side OF the
city.
Miss Eric Fafwell Of Rock Haven.
Pa, who recently killed $50 pound
bear, twelve pound wild turkey.
sixteen pound raecoon and brace Of
rabbits while hunting at Glen Union.
is yet In her teens and Is regular stu
dent at the Central State Normal
school Ia that city.
Americans in London are astonished
at the enterprise shown by Miss Bessie
and Miss Natalie Enos Of westchester
county, N. Y. two young women who
are doing paying lingerie and fancy
goods business near Berkeley square
These popular girls have given up all
social fifvolities and mean to make the
business success.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
EX-SENATOR BROWNS WILL.
The Disinherited Children Likely to Share
His Property After All,

a victory won by former Senator At
thur Brown in his lifetime is likely to
result lin the defeat after death of his
wishes. Brown was recently killed in
Washington by Mrs. Annie NJ. Bradley,
whom he sought to- desert after she had
borne him two children. She is now
awaiting trial in Washington for mur-
der. When his will was opened in Salt
Lake City it was found he expressly for
babe that any share Of his $4,000 es-
tate should 60 TO Mrs. Bradley or to the
two children of whom she declares he
is the father.
Although he expressly repudiates the
children in his will, he frequently &C.
knowledged them during his lifetime.
This brings up the legal point which may
result in their acquiring a share in the
estate. AS an outgrowth of the former
polygamous practices in Utah, there Ia
a law on the statute books which pro-
vides that an illegitimate child shall
be legal heir Of the father. This law
was enacted to protect the children OF
plural wives.
Former Senator Brown was an attor.
NY Al WV NN7dS M 0ttNu the NottobANu-
tionality of this law was tested, the case
of Atwood and Of Cope against Cope
In each case he contended for the rights
of the illegitimate children. The Cope
case was carried TO the supreme court
Of the United States, and this tribunal
in an opinion written BY Justice Brown
upheld the law In the opinion Justice
Brown said;
"Illegitimate children and their moth
ers inherit in a like manner Gas legiti-
matel from the father, whether acknow-
lodged by him or not, providing IL shall
be made to appear to the satisfaction
Of the court that he was the father OF
such ilIegitimate child or children
This decision, resulting after a brill
liant legal fight by the former senator
in life, will now be cited to break hi.
will and give share of the estate Ia
Mrs. Bradley and the two children
From Salt Lake City letter in New York
| Sun.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
TALK OF THE TOWN.

Read the adv. of Moore & Owens fact
total sale on the back page Of today's
Times.
Old gold and silver wanted at re.
6ners, prices in exchange for goods At
r. 3. Burr's.
r. p. Austin sells stone cutters
glasses, all kinds and prices. From zoe
to $500 each.
Stone-cutters' glasses, zoo per pair.
Lenses, per pair, SC. \. Il. Burr & Co,
IS North Main street.
Hughes Livery company wants a mar
to do livery work and drive team. Cor
ner. OF Merchant and Summer streets.
Rogers & Hubbard company phosphate
is sold by w. r. Shepard. Samples 81
goods mixed and raw materials shown.
Want to be without that cold tomor-
rowl Take No Cold" tablets today and
your cold win be missing in the morn
ing. At Hendricks.
The regular meeting Of the /. o. 0. 4.
M. u, win be held at Is. of G. hall
Monday evening at o'clock. There
will be initiation. Per order secretary
Stone cutters attention: we have re.
ceived several stone cutters left hand
leather palm mitts. Come at once in
order to secure one or two as they
sell fast. Price 20 cents. S. y. Sege
& Co., clothiers, Depot square. Mai
orders filled TO all parts Of the globe
at rs cents.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
PEN, cHIsEL AND BRUSH.

Sir Laurence Alma-TademA's first
great picture was exhibited at Ant
werp and was offered az one OF the
prizes In a lottery. The lucky winner
was the king Of the Belgians.
An American sculptor. Thomas Ball.
has recently completed study Of
Christ Gliding Martha. which possesses
peculiar interest from the fact that the
work was begun nfty.three years ago.
Not until the present time has the
sculptor been able to satisfactorily
work out his conception of this subject.
Finland offers an annual fine art and
literary prize Of 5000 marks. The Fin
land government has determined to
support literary effort still more ef-
fectually and has bestowed an annual
pension Of 1900 marks on the novelist,
Johanl Abo, while the senate also
grants another pension OF the same
amount to Jean eibelius, the Finnish
composer
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
FoLLlEs AND FolBLEs.

Gossip picked the lock for backbiting
to 90 in and steal his neighbours repu-
tation.
Negligence left his coat on the front
steps to find that alovenllness had
wiped his feet on II.
Impertinence, finding curiosity peep
Ing through his neighbours keyhole,
promptly broke down the door.
The marriage OF loquscity to preoc.
cupatlon Is ideally happy. She is never
interrupted, and be never hears.
Filtration pointed gun. which was
q coquette model, at q youth and pulled
the trigger. "She didn't know it was
loaded"
Procrastlnation and sioth once ran q
race. Procrastination never started,
and sloth never got there, 50 the race
was declared dead heat.
Because insincerity tried to vote for
all the candidates at once he was ar.
rested for stufang this ballot box.-Csn-
fury.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21

ject of doubt. These benefits will
come not suddenly. but slowly. as agri-
cultural products are more abundant,
technical methods Of manufacture i'm.
proved and the methods Of utilizing
the industrial alcohol better under,
stood. Our people should not, how
ever. be disappointed should many
years elapse before the magnitude Of
the product used FOR industrial pur-
poses reaches the figure already at
tanned BY Germany and some Of the
other European nations. Farmers
BulIetln.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-01-21
A wsIl AavertIsed poultry Food.

A satisfied customer Is the best ad-
yertisement any business house can
have. Such expressions as are given
in the following letter from Asahci
Pufrer Of Jericho, VT, are indicative Of
the kind OF advertising Pages Per-
fected Poultry Food receives. 1t also
accounts In large degree for the enor-
nous sales OF this staple article. Here
is the letter: u wish to keep the agen-
cy for Pages Perfected Poultry Food
mother year. | call your Poultry Food
the best ever used, and the neighbors
all speak very highly Of IT,"
Any enc sending his address on a
postal card to G. s, Page, Hyde Park,
VT, and mentioning this paper, win re-
ceiye by mail free, postpaid, a sample
package Of Pages Perfected Poultry
Food"