The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-21

T can't be- said the Marshal "It takes so much of my time tinkering up this pump that I haven't time to get any trusts down on me and 1t ain't no use runnin' for President unless you have a scrap on with the trusts.
 True" said the book agent. True; but with this book in hand any man. woman or child can attack the trusts, from Sardine oil down to Amalga- mated Goldfish. It tells how to refuse campaign contributions, how to return them when accepted by mistake. How many men of Kiio,' he added. have CO., cupied large public offices!'
 T aint's heard of none" said the Marshal.
 No" said Eliph Hewitt. Not onel Because this is the first time I've come to Kilo to sell this helpful and enter taining volume. Why should the na- ton ask a man who hasn't this book to step into public office when there 8 plenty to ask that has this book and reads 1t every day? The nation looks first to see if man has bought a copy of Jarby's 'Encyclopedia ofsknowiedge and Compendium of Literature, Science and Art and if he has. 1t can use him. l If he hasn't 1t feels he can't do the of- flee Justice, and it let's him alone. A big public office has lots of ends to It."
 'I should say 1t has," admitted the Marshal T found that out when they told me the pump went with the Mar shal job. I'm thanful we ain't got a municipal owned street car line. If l had to drive a street car and curry down the mules and monkey with this pump too, I'd have my hands about full"
 And that would be nothing at all to what a President has to do," said Eliph' Hewitt. T don't see how the Presi- dents ever managed to run the Govern ment before Jarby & Goss published this book. They had to read forty vol ume encyclopedias. the whole contents of which, and more, is condensed into this one book, which might well be called The Presidents Guide and Helper But in them days the Presi- dents wasn't as hard worked as what they are now. They didn't have to control the destinies of Europe, Asia. Africa and North and South America, protect the natives of the WeAt by rid- ding their mountains of wild and fero- ding beasts, sass trust with one hand while pulling A railroad President up by the roots with the other, or write articles for the magazines before breakfast so as to be in time to reform the customs and habits of the people while the boy is bringing in the morn ing paper. Washington Is the marvel or the WOTtQ ptCAubc HG dOuG sD we'll as he did before this book was pub lished."
 When was the book published T' asked the Marshal. laying down, his wrench and walking slowly toward the shady side of the street
 'It is revised every week. said Eliph' Hewitt. ito keep 1t up to date and fresh. If you buy one now you get the latest edition. which is practically new work, revised from cover to cover. Lincoln was never lucky enough tn get a copy of this book. which was not published then, and that is why he wasn't sg~ great as he might have been. He missed lots of things he might have had hand in. as set forth in this volume, 4 Prssi- dent with this book on his table can do his job justice. I tells him how to survey canals,--how to handle a gun, how to confute, refute and dispute how to mend pumps. how to blow corn, measure corn In the crib and settle strikes; how to spank trust and how to avoid race suicide in fourteen dis tinct and different ways This book containing information on every sub. feet on earth. from the cradle to the grave. gives the owner a chance to en- ter 1oyfully into any public office and run 1t, on up to date lines. He can have a hand in everything that is go- fnG on. If you ever look to be Presi-