The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-06-29
The Observer

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Don't elope with lanybods d sss3 can
lhelp II. "a 3, z,
Don't ten your troubles.
Don't talk too much. 4 .Ss9s;
Don. bother others with requests
for small services. q " 4, ,s rs:
Don't gossip about your neighbors.s
| Don't drink whiskey. Let the sa.
loon man starSsito death. A
Don't smoke anything that costs
meretthan a stogle.
Don't worry over small accidents.
They might have been worse;
Don't blow all your money on the
races, When the stork comes baby
will have to have a dress. {,
Don't let your wife cut, the lawn.
That work should be done By the moth.
er:ln.law.
Don't neglect to let your friends
Know mat you appreciate them.
Don't fall 10 read the newspapers.
II takes a lot Of work 10 prepare the
columns Of matter Tor your eye.
Don't SOW Wild oats and expect to
reap a paying harvest.
Don't fail to sympathlze with the
unfortunate. Sympathy sometimes
goes as far as money.
Don't think the other fellow Is a
fool because he Is a Democrat.
Don't live In the dark. II you have
n light let it shine. :.ss
Don't fail 10 visit your sick friends.
Don't select a calling for which you
are not fitted. RI I,
Don't break into the newspaper field
II you are lazy.
Don't fail TO live up TO the expecta.
lions Of those who have faith in YOU.
Don't believe a woman when she
says she loves you. Make her cut OF
her right arm as proof.
Don't wear clothes which are bought
with blood money. d
Don't roast the Baltimore and Ohio.
Il Is as good us lots Of other rail-.
roads.
Don't poke fun at Morgantown. PEG.
pie down there are human.
Don't expect to be praised all the
time.
Don't worry over another mans love
affairs.
Don't eat watermelons too. early.
Don't look for sunshine in a clouded
sky.
Don't think every little remark is
intended to wound you.
Don't care what others say OF YOU.
Don't lose your self.respect.
Don't let your daughter marry a
baseball player.
Don't take chances with your repu.
tation. IL
Don't look for honesty among polIti.
clans.
Don't sing waiting at the Church.
when called upon for song.
Don't tell how cool 1t was In 1916.
Don't think that all the men big
enough TO be governor live in Fair.
mont.
Don't question the public spirit Of
leading citizens.
Don't get mad when you are called
a Snake hunter"
Don't underestimate the power Of
the press. "a
Don't be short. Be economical. II
costs the same.
Don't stare at the pretty girls. It
spells 'em.
Don't ask a woman "Why?r
Don't believe all you hear II the
story originated In the First ward.
Don't think a man should be per.
feet because he Is policeman.
Don't think It requires brains to be
a hotel clerk. 4
Don't get on or of the street cars
while in motion.
Don't wish you were a travelling
man.
Don't take advantage Of a man when
you have him in a tight place.
Don't look down on a man because
he Is school teacher. 1t is no dis.
grace. 81
Don't be narrow. Give the other fel.
low credit for having as much sense
as you.
Don think a man Is not a Christian
because he doesn't belong to the
church.
Don't go around Dragging how good
you are.
Don't bay clothes which cost mora
than You can afford to expend.
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Don't eat meat In hot weather.
Don't tip your hat when you meet q
lady. You are liable to catch cold.
WALLACE PEPPER.