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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-03-24

their stomachs, which, Hinnissy, is German
laborin' mans substitchoot fr arms. TIL mon-
ster carrid away tn dure sashes, knocked TIL
top off th' stairpost, upset TIL stove an kicked
great holes in TIL plasther. Whin it was
dropped on th' flure it shook down tn bust " ]
8Dan'l O'Connell an tn pitchers firm TIL wall.
Yc wint into TIL parlor that night an near
jumped out " ye'or5 boots whin ye see grinnin'
yellow teeth exposed to ye, an its great coarse
body restin' on huge bow legs. a pianny in TIL
twilight looks like wan " thin submarine
monsthers ye r-read about in TIL pa-apers, relics
" TIL old times whin men dhressed be gettin'
out " bed an kilt each other with stone ham
mcrs instead " railroads. It might aisy have
slime firm TIL bottom iv tn sea on it. Look at
its gapin' mouth. its fat legs cud carry it fast
enough small mouthful itwud make iy ye, Hin
Missy. In TIL twinklin' " an eye it.cud gobble yc
up, grind ye with it's wicked chromatic scale an
swallow ye into it's fearful inteeryor
" Forchnitely it slow an timid monsther
like all that come up firm TIL bowels " tn sea.
4 It niver moves or attacks amy wan, but whn
hurt, whin amy wan slaps its mouth, it gives
forth a thin little squeal. TO see TIL size " TIL
pianny an to hear its weak cry whin assailed is
wan " TIL most melancholy things i know ~
Ye'd think this great, huge lnonsther whin
sthruck. wud bclch forth q roar that wud blow
Oh vi roof. But no. Out " its vast cavern,
full " iron rods bolts, screws, wire, wood an
varnish, comes trickling little cry FIR help Ikea
chicken lost in a storm. IT'S as if all elephant
cluckod. Afthor awhile iyrybody takes liberties
whit Honorya can't go by it without playin'
q few misstcps firm popular waltz, tn little
boys run thcirdirty thumbs acrost it to make it
squea, an fin'lly ye use it to store ye'er cuffs
an hat.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-03-24

men thryin- to escape firm hurnin buildin', N
weak sounds we're thrampled undher foot be
burly notes firm TIL slide thrombone.
III lady with TIL harp reached over an bit
TIL STRINGS. see with me own eyes th' red
headed man take runnin' jump at his kettle Y
dhrum. A desprit German climbed up II TIL S
organ loft an opened tn stop-cock. New in-5s
sthruments were inthrajooced as tk' old vans
were destroyed. Wan man bate q wash blers
with monkey wrench; another rang q bell;
some coughed; others whistled; a cannon was 81
fired; charge " dinnymite exploded an th'
\ concert was over. As we come out into tn al-As
most uncanny stiffness undher til ilivatcd rail-
road Hogan says: He's q great composer,
Richard Sthrauss.' Who did he iyer com-
pose? says /.
-5e No, Sir, what's wan mans music is another
mans noise. There's ony wan kind that we all i.
like, an that's til kind we make Ourselves. es8
take me-. Me frinds ARE not unanimous in ID
sayin' that I have a meloious voice. Win IS
attimpt to sing at a chris'nen or weddin'
Father Kelly always uses his old joke an asks \
mo why I don't rent out some iv me flats. Yet
mo voice sounds agreeable to me. In til bath
room in tn mornin' I sing in way that charms
me. Ne notes ARE full an mellow an
wondher why it is no wan has been along to pay
ME; five thousand dollars night to MARBLE Fl
thin. If I cud dacintly invite TIL Wurruld to me
& bath room to hear me sing tits little thought
they'd have " sindin' to lily FIR their talent
Such volume such sweetness, such variety, such
tenderness Think ivit! a most brilliant an
3fas,n'ble aujeence gathered in tn bath room to-
hear Signor Dooey give his cillybrated ditionR
i've Home, Sweet Home" TIL dimon' horse
shoe blazed with jools.
s Among those prisint was - ---- But shud-
dent go on. P'raps It's just as well that there
amt amy audience. l injye it all tn more.
I'm like that there king read about in TIL pa
apers that used to have tn opry performed Fl
hinsilf alone. IT'S great luxury Fl me- to set
in me magnificent tub an listen to th' finest
tenor in th' wurruld i amt always tenor, l;
though i have a great range! Sometimes Is
sing bass an sometimes barytone, but I'm always
good.
s An that's why, I suppose, 70 SEQ SO nanny
piannes around. If nobody else injyes thin, til
people that plays thin does. Only like ma sing
in in me bath room they ought to perform in
private
x feel kindly sorry FIR tll' music teacher
said Mr.. Hcnnessy.
g It's a hard life" said Mr.. Dooley But she
must get good deal " satisfaction outiv know
in that til windows ar-re open. TIL wan firm
next dure always seems to cheer up whin She
sees me face afther TIL lesson"
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-03-24

Ye'd think man was crazy if he armed two
dollars day an spint three hundherd on bass
dhrum, slide trombone, a bass fiddle, an yet
amy wan " thin makes Bother sounds an
looks prettier thin pianny. pianny amt
half as good lookin' as q thrunk or foldin' bed.
Even German cuddent build anything home
lier. It's made out " til same kind " wood as
a coffin an it amt anything like as well
formed.
I" Ye see Honorya's PLAINLY whin twas brought
in. All TIL little boys an girls in tn neigh
borhood watched eight Dutchmen totin' it in on
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-03-24
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It's a grand thing music said Dlr. Dooley
:" 1T is said Mr.. Hennessy sadly.
{" I'm crazy about it, said Mr.. Dooley. 81
don't know what there is about TIL power iv n1u-
sic but it has tur-rble effect on me. An if
there's wan piece " music that moves me moro
thin amy other tits th' five finger exercise
Was that what Honorya was playin' ?
1t was" said Mr.. Hennessy.
:" / thought SO" said Mr.. Dooley. lis tn
composition I'm most familyar with. don't
know how nanny 1nyon times I've heerd it,
butivry time it gives me new thrill, a kind "
tn jumps that / don't get firm dhrink or to-
bacco. Win I hear its sthrains pourin firm tn
windows next dure am strangely excited. |
cease to be tn sordid, money-lovin, practical
man yc know. I'm lifted out " mesif. ! long
to quit me business an go into tn wilds pace
TIL room, tear out Inc hair in handfuls. l beat
on tn walls with me fists Take good hot
Summers day whin I've been up most iv tn
night befurc an TIL flies ARE plentiful an tn
five finger exercise, no matther how inaccrate-
~ played, makes me think I've got tn artistic
timpramint, although otherwise man iv clane
habits who shaves four times week.
Did We iyer notice how th' sweet music iv a
pianny dhrowns all other sounds? Not even a
def man wud call this q quiet neighborhood
But tn throlley cars may be clangin' by, man
may be shnglin' TIL roof, tn people upstairs
dancin' breakdown an couple " Germans
at tn front dure debatin' whether they will play
ten pins or pinochle week firm Sunday, an all
can hear is doremifasollasido, dosilasolfaremi-s
do firm Miss Mary McGraw next dure, who
weighs a hundherd an five pounds an cudden't
make sound enough to be heerd if she was leadin'
TIL ace " spades in card game. Itain't a loud
noise, dye mind. It don't shatter ye,,er
fearin' It slips into what Hogan calls TIL
chambers iy ye'cr ear, snuggles down close to
TIL dhrum an goes to wurrk with an auger. I've
known a man with large family " girls who
was employed to edit pnoomatic hammer on a
skyscraper pause with a look " anguish on his
face an curse as q lady in tn house next dure
begun tn five finger exercise.
Me neighbor gives me concert ivry morn
in. She was just through whin ye come in TIL
music teacher arrived at ten o'clock an at ten
five A[isther McGraw boorded an east bound car
in TIL direction " tn lake. I had to stay
Things that will dhrive man firm home won't
dhriye him firm saloon. TIL entertainment
begun an wint on to its usual lenth I've got
it timed exactly, f'r tn music teacher is hired DO
tn hour. She's infatchooated with TIL playin'
" her pupil, but whin I peeped in wan day see
her lookin' at tn clock. I've got tn perform
ance timed to tn minyit, but can't help it. ivry
day give way to onmanly hopes that I may be
wrong. I think mo clock lnay'ye stopped, but it
hasn't. Thin I hope TIL music teacher or th'
pianny will jump out " TIL window OF, Gawd
f'rgvc me, something will happen to TIL poor
girl hersilf / pray to keep firm thinkin' that
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-03-24
g I,yo often Wondered what music is amy

s I've often Wondered what music is amy
how, Hinnissy. don't like pianny music,
though I've heerd some " tn best players an
9orstr me time. I've seen thin all firm
a young lady that made a score " four out "
apostolic ninety-three to a fellow that got down
close to tn pianny an played it be winkin' agin
TIL keys. Win he got through tn ladies in til
aujeence climbed on tn stage an kissed him.,
AS I looked at til ladies Mercy struggled with
Justice, but as / looked at tn fellow Justice
triumphed an ] says to mesilf It serves ye
right It serves We both right
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-03-24
Copyright, 1907 by II. II. Mcclure & Coz

ERE over arly," said Mr.. Dooley.
|" Yes,' said Mr.. Hennessy.
|" There was nawthin' to do an !
thought I'd run acrost while
Honorya was takin' her music les
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
EFFECT OF THE FOOD Law.
Driving Mary Worthless catarrh Medi-
cunes Out of Existence.

The Pure Food and Drug Law, which
went into effect the first of January,
has already shown the good that will
follow its enforcement.
Many worthless remedies, that have
been advertised for the cure of catarrh,
a disease that is universally prevail
ent, have been driven out of existence
by the Pure FoodiLaw.
The effect of this is to increase the
sale of remedies that are valuable and
that fulfill the provisions of the law.
Hyomei, for example, is meeting with
larger sale than ever before, and
Dodson Drug Store is still selling it
under guarantee that it will cure
catarrah or the money will be refunded.
Hyomei is a scientific treatment that is
recommended by the best physicians.
1t cures catarrh without stomach dos
ing, through inhaIing medication that
go right to the affected spots.
By breathing Hyomei three or four
times daily through the neat pocket
inhaler that comes with every outfit,
its medicated, healing air penetrates to
the most remote parts of the nose,
throat and lungs, searches out and
kills all catarrhal germs, and soothes
and heals any irritation in the mucous
membrane.
The complete Hyomei outfit costs
$1.00, extra bottles if needed, soc, and
is sold by Dodson Drug Store under
the guarantee that it will cure or cost
nothing.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
OPINION Is GIVEN IN
REGARD TO WORK.
Wanamaker on The Christian
Association.
GROWING YEARLY IN STRENGTHS
Merchant Prince Tells What the 7. M
c. A. is Doing for the Youth of the
Country-Americus Is Interested in
the Opinion Expressed.

The future of our nation depends
not upon wealth, nor commerce but
upon the character of her citizens. !"
Greece and Rome. crumbled and fell
not for lack of wealth nor mental cul-
ture, but because of the character of
their men and women,
And the destiny of America will not
be decided by men of war nor by in
vading armies.
1t wills be decided rather by the
morality and virtue of her citizens. If
this be true, and it is, it is of first inn
portance to the men of today that the
character of our young men be ever
kept clean and pure.
This question is of tremendous con-
Germ to the business men of the present,
for the wealth and hope of their child
rem will be absolutely in the hands
and under the control of the govern
ment that shall be provided and
maintained by men of today.
1t is important, therefore from
selfish standpoint that the business
men of Americas rally round the COM
mittee which is raising funds for
Young Mems Christian Association
and give this movement substantial
support.
John Wanamaker recently said: 1.-The
present day Young Mems Christian
Association is the improved product of
the years OF experiment and expert
epce and is magnificent article for the
use it is intended for.
1t is four-fold better than it was
twenty years ago in all its practical
plans and operation.
Il have been continuous observer
of its enlarging and improving life, and
have been glad to be a giver, because
of the result it produces in its mould
ing of the lives of young men.
81 cannot, as a business man, too
strongly indorse the Y. M. c. A.,~-as a
practical and enduring agency to
benefit city on the side of the men who
are now and who IN the future must
be its most important citizens
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
CONE FOR A VISIT
OR ELSE 60 AWAY,
Those Who Come and Leave
Daily.
AT AMERlcus HOMES
vour Own Name or That OF a Friend
May BE Found Below in The lengthy
Lat of People Who Came and Went
Yesterday.

Eton- Hurlbut's hot pressed vellum,
at Bells, the jeweler, is the proper
writing paper.
Mr.. T. P. Hanley of Athens was
business visitor in Americas yesterday
morning.
Mr.. ]. M. Locke of Columbus was in
Americas yesterday, coming over upon
business.
Max Banner, who feedeth the hungry,
brought his sample case to town again
yesterday.
Mrs. Nell Blasingame Returned home
yesterday from visit of some length
in Moultrie.
Mr.. Gordon BULGE was among the
Atlantans registered last night at the
Allen House.
Mr.. J. B. Jones came from Blakely to
Americas yesterday morning on short
business trip.
Mr.. G.. r. Newsome came with others
from Albany to south Georgias capital
city yesterday.
Mr.. Jarrett J. Wilson came up from
Leslie yesterday morning, having bus
mess in the city.
DR.. John Smith of De Soto was IN
Americas Yesterday, coming upon a
short business trip.
Messrs. Clarence and Henderson
Dodson came with others from Plains
to Americas yesterday.
Mr.. Will Hogg, formerly of Ameri-
Gus but now of OciIla, Fla, was in the
city yesterday morning.
Mr.. w. A. Wickersham of Birming-
ham was in Americas yesterday, a
guest of the Allen House.
Mrs. Edward BRIDGES returned to
EllaviIleyesterd after visit to Mrs.
S. r. Heys at her home here.
Mr.. W. w. Taylor, formerly of
Americas but now of Atlanta, was in
the city yesterday on business.
The many friends of Miss Yonah
Buchanan were pleased to learn yes
terday other improved condition.
Mrs. DR.. Reeves and sister, Mrs.
Johnson, of Huntington, were among
the many visitors here yesterday.
Mrs. Norman, Davidson, the charm
ing guest of Mrs. G. G.. Hawkins for
several days, returned yesterday to her
home in Atlanta.
Mrs. George T. Miller returned yes
terday from Macon, where she has been
the guest other brother, Mr.. J. t. Kill
len, for several days.
Mrs. Holloway and sister, Miss Fam
ME Dykes, guests of Mr.. and Mrs. w.
W. Dykes at their home here, returned
to Ellaville yesterday.
Mrs. Frank Sheffield and young son
Frank are spending several days in
Atlanta, guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
Collier on West Peachtree.
Miss Alice Johnson of Columbus is
the fair guest of Misses Maybelle and
Blanche Hawkins at their beautiful
residence on College street.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
sAvANNAA IS LAWYERS MECCA
Next Meeting OF The Bar Association
VIII Go There.

1t is practically certain now that the
next meeting of the Georgia Bar Asso-
citation will be held at Tybee on May
30-31, the three members of the COM
m1ttee appoined at the last convention
for the purpose of selecting place for
the holding of the convention for 1907
having agreed that Savannah is. the
best place. Speakers of national rep
utation will be invited to attend the
convention, and in addition to an ex-
cursion on the river and to points of in
terest around the city in automobiles,
it is probable THAT banquet will be
given.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
THE DEATH OF suPT. w. HARPER
Former Resided OF Americus Dies in
New York.

Letters received yesterday by friends
in Americas conveyed information of
the death of Prof. w. Harper on Mon
day last, of pneumonia, at his home at
College Point, N. Y. Prof. Harper was
for several years superintendent of the
Americas public schools, and as citi-
zen and educator was very highly es-
teemed here.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
MIR. MILLER IN BIBLE LECTURE
Holds Series OF Meetings in the City
Shortly.

Rev. r. V. Miller, the well known
bible lecturer, comes to Americas
shortly to conduct series of meetings
in which he will discourse upon bible
subjects of deepest interest. Friends in
terested in the coming of Mr.. Miller
are requested to attend meeting at
the residence of Mr.. ct. F. Gatewood,
College street, at 3 o'clock this after
noon.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
BUSY PREPARING the BANQUET
Committee on Arrangements Have
Meeting.

The committee having in charge the
arrangements of the Board of Trade
banquet held meeting yesterday, and
already details of the occasion are be-
ing rapidly completed. The banquet
will be given on the evening of March
18th at the Hotel Windsor.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
May PROVE FATAL
When Will Americas People Learn the
Importance of 1t?

importance OF "
Backache is only simple thing at
first;
But when you know tbs from the
kidneys;
That serious kidney troubles follow:
That diabetes, Rights disease may
be the fatal end
You will gladly profit by the follow
ing experience.
IT'S the statement of an Americas
citizen.
j. M, Oliver, wagon painter, with
shop on Cotton avenue and jefferson
streets, Americas, Ca, and living on
the outskirts of Americas, has used
Doan's kidney Pills and states his opin-
ion of them as follows: He says,
"They are fine remedy. | used them
for back ache and can Recommend
them very highly. They did for me
what everything else failed to do,
They drove the backache out of nv
back and relieved me of misery from
which / had been suffering for long
time. The trouble was a constant
heavy ache right across the small of my
back, and disorder of the kidneys.
The secretions were in bad condition,
being dark, full of sediment and irreg-
ular. Medicines for internal use failed
to help me and SO did hniments. I
read of how others had been cured by
Doan's Kidney Pills, and deciding to
try them got box. Since taking them
the pain has left my back, the kidneys
are working normally, the secretious
are in natural condition and feel bet
ter in many ways"
For sale by all dealers. Price so
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States,
Remember the name-Doan' sand
take no other
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
Here is Relief for Women.

IF you hay>Lna ms in In back, Urinary
tain, pleasant herb cure for -Womenis Ills,
try, Mother Gray's Australian-Leaf. It is
safe aud never-faillng monthly regulator
age FREE, Address, The, Mothe GRAY Co
Leroy, N. Y.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
a Valuable Lesson.

six years ago 1 learned valuable
lesson, writes John Pleasant, of Mag
nolia, Ind. 81 then began taking Dr.
Kings New Life Pills, and the longer
| take them the better l find them. >"
They please everybody. Guaranteed at
Eldridge Drug Co. 25c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
This May Interest You.

No one is immune from kidney trou-
BILE, just remember that Foley's Kid
ney Cure will stop the Irregularities
and cure any case of kidney and blad-
der trouble that is not beyond the
reach of medicine. F. M. Mclaughlin
81 Co.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
Evers body seems TO Have Colds.

A Zoe box of Eldridge Drug Co.'S cold
tablets will make you feel more like
living, for they are the very thing for
this weather's colds. They relieve
headaches also.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

FoleY's Honey and Tar cures the
most obstinate coughs and expels the
cold from the system as it is mildly lax
alive. 1t is guaranteed. The genuine
is in the yellow package. F. M. Nc
Laughlin 81 Co
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
Complete Assortment

AL of stock and styles will be new and
composed of selections from the very best houses of
the country. Realizing the fact that to make this
department the success that we have made of
Shoe and Hat business, we will have to continue
our old motto: give customers the very best
values for the money!"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

Dreams are the flowers Memory
brings from the Past to brighten the
winters of Age.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

The test of greatness is the ability
to bear brayely the loss of what was
most precious.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

For SaIe-Twenty- live shoats.
15-4t W. j. JosEY.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

Had there been no doubt in the
world, dogma would have strangled
truth long ago
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

We would all be happy enough in
this world if we could only just think
so.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

1t is comforting to know that no
passenger ever had his character in
jured in railroad accident.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
coMMANDERY TO MEET TONIGHT
Following the Meeting of Council
Lodge No 95.

Council Lodge No. 95 will meet to-
night at Masonic Temple. Following
the business session there will be an
important meeting of De Molay Com
mandery No. 5, Knights Templar.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

One case ladies ribbed v<sts and
nants winter weight and fIeeced lined
never before offe ed for less than 25c
70 CSC here for TlOnday and Tuesday
only at per garment loo
One thousandyardscantOn flannel
heavy fleece full regular width never
before offered for less than SC here for
Moqday and Tuesday, selling only at
per yard 4Hc.
twenty pieces white figured
merCsrized waistings full regular 1907
patterns sold in the regular way for
Zoe here for T1Onday and Tuesday at
per yard 121ac.
One case hemmed huckaback towels
size 1896 inches worth as usually sold
1915 for Monday and Tuesday, selling
at each SC.
White bed spreads full 11-4 size
hemmed ready for use worth ST. SO the
world over beautiful MarseiIIs pat
terms here Monday and Tuesday at
each CSC.
Twenty dOzenIadles turn Overc1I-
lars great variety of pretty patterns
worth up to 25C for Monday aud Tues
day, selling only each &c.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
PILES CURED in 6 TO "a DAYS

PAzO OINTM EMIT is guaranteed to cure
any case of itching, Blind, Bleeding or Pro-
truding Piles in to II days or money re-
funded. soc
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15

Ladies fine white waists made of
Jap silk, made and trimmed in the
very newest styles all sizes from "a to
AZ the silk alone used in the waist is
worth more than we ask for the ready
made waist here for Monday and
Tuesday only we will sell them at
each SI.98.
One great OddlOtOf women's skirts
in this lot will be found some of the
newest styles made of cheViots Cassi-
mers and briIiaintine some of them
are worth up to SIS 90 take your pick
of the lot here r1onday and Tuesday
at each $l.8O.
Mems all linen handkerchief sfull
regular size and every threadguaran.
teed to be pure linen sold by some
stores as gre at leaders at l5c we will
sell them in lots of not over one dozen
to customer at the price Monday
and Tuesday only at each IQC.
Mems initial handker. hief in box
es of one half dozen full regular size
put up for Xmas selling the former
price was $1.OO per box, now the price
for Monday and Tuesdayisper box ACC.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-02-15
Shoes For Everybody at soc Pair.


this
not
greatest lot of shoes
ALA M pair is offered al