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The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Fleeing Adventurous Lambs.

%ot long ago the sole and absorbing
mission of Edmonton, in a CONNER
ciai way. was to blk ignorant klon-
dixie advenfurers- fellows who
Thought that ALASKA Mas perhaps 100
miles west ef "jHHlpe outtitting
them for the land If eold. writes EN-
erson fIoueh in OHtjaS. There We're
t@ugl. zawrn bound taU the klondke
who 4sagGH' with them As far as Ed
morton thrig owu bateI hay-a fact.
though II Ere}Hs impossible. even for
an EtH3ieAman - and others who
bronght traction engines TO carry
them thence ulerFjlE over the Rockies
TO thc htoDdik", and yet others who
had barrels rugged with aNles and
shafts for horse draft which IN tran
sit nicely mingled nails. sugar taking
po~drr and other goods into one
homogeneous fabric and many other
similarly crazed and wholly diotic
men, who thought they knew where
the frontier was aud how it might be
mastered
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
GENERAL BREAKDOWN
A Condition Which Or. Williams Pink
Pills, the Great Blood Tonic, Rave
Been Curing for Years.

There is no more perplexing trouble
for a physician TO treat than oeoiity
cases. especially in women, IN which
there is no acute disease but IN whicn
the patient every day sinks lower and
lower despite changes Of medicine ana
similar experiments.
That DR. Williams Pink Pills WIN
restore health under these conditions
is no speculation but the fact has been
proved in hundreds of cases similar
to that of Mrs Sarah Ramsey. of zoos
ST. John St, Litchheld, Ill. She says
Il never felt well after my first
child was born. had gnawing pain
in my stomach and could not hold any
food down My head ac-~d a great
deal and sometimes the pain went all
through my body. l had dizzy spells
so that | could not stand and seemed
to be half blinded with pain. These
spells would often last for over an
hour My blood seemed to be in
very poor condition and my hands and
feet were like ice l seemed to be
growing weaker and weaker and couid
not get around TO do my work in
the house. was extremely nervous
and the least excitement would bring
on a dizzy spell.
For number of years I was under
a doctors care but seemed to get no
better had heard about DR. VIII
liams' Pink pills and l began to take
them. soon felt better and gained
In weight and strength. Ny nerves
are strong now and | am a we'll woman
in every way
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are sold
by all druggists or VIII be sent. post
paid. on receipt of price. so cents per
box. six boxes for $25o by the Dr.
Williams Medicine Company. Schenec-
tadv. n Y. A booklet of valuable in
formation, entitled plain Talks to
Women" sent free on request.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Took Sensible View Of LIE,

Iindiey Murray. the grammarian, .
native Of Pennsylvania, who died in
1926. had views of life thai were
quite as correct as his prime. ples OF
English grammar. He wrote: Il
was persuaded that a truly sincere
mind could be at no loss to discern
he Just limits between safe and
competent portion and a dangerous
rroiusIon Of the good things of life.
'.'hese views OF the subject ! reduced
u practice. and terminated my mer-
taatlle concerns when | had acquired
/. moderate competency"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
VALUABLE FORMULA
WELL-kNOWN AUTHORITY CLAIMS
1T is MOST EFFECTIVE.
Says II Will Break Up Cold in -
Hours and Cure Any Cough That
Is CuratIe-lnespensiv

4 noted authority on diseases of the
throat and lungs. who established a
camp for consumptives in the Pine
Woods OF Maine. and whose remark
able cures there have attracted great
attention from the medical world, says
that his entire treatment consisted of
fresh air. nourishing food and the Pure
Virgin Oil Of the White Pine Trees
mixed with Whisky and Glycerine, in
the following proportions:
Virgin Oil Of Pine tPure) .. 4 OF.
GlEcerine ............
Good Whisky .......
Used In teaspoonful doses every four
hours.
1t is claimed that the above mixture
will heal and strengthen the lungs.
break up a cold in twenty four hours.
and cure any cough that Is curabe
The Ingredients can be secured from
any good prescription druggist AT
small cost and can be easily mixed in
your own home.
Inquiry at the prescription depart
ment of a leading local pharmacy
elicited the information that Virgin
Oil OF Pine CPurel is put up only in
half-ounce vlals for dispensing Each
vial is securely sealed in round
wooden case with engraved wrapper
with the namc-Nirein Oil OF Pine
PureD: guaranteed under the Food
and Drug Act, June 90. 1906. Pre-
pared only by Leach Chemical Co, Gin
ctnnati, O-plainly printed thereon.
Only the cheaper Oils are sold in bulk,
but these produce nausea, and never
effect the desired results.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Never Overlooked Chance.

when Bishop Talbot. now of the
GENITAL Pennsylvania diocese, was
the cowboy bishop of Idaho and
Wyoming he never overlooked an up-
rortuniJy Of securing con.ribu.-Dns
for th- missionary work in which he
took leh delight. On one occa IN.
while attending meeting OF church
diSnitariei In St Paul, he was chatting
with some other clergymcn On the
steps OF his hotel when several ho-
bues came along. One OF them ap-
preached and asked for aid Bishpp
Talbot took him aside and after
short bat earnest conversation he
other tramps saw something pass
from hand to hand. What did he
give yon?" asked the other hob0es
whan they all started away. 20, mt
sis- me nothing" was the disgu cd
reE}y. 4 gave him dollar for his
planned new cathedral in Laramie"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Matrimonial lnfelicity.

Divorces are. happily, rare IN so
clety circles Separation by mutual
consent. however, grows more tre-
quent every year Every one has
upon his or her visiting list husbands
and wives who never meet II they can
help It, but between whom there has
never been an open breach. lncom-
patibility of temper IS the usual
cause. and the reason for that Is, one
imagines. the still common custom o,
encouraging the younger generation
to marry before they have begun to
approach years OF discret!on-Loa-
con Throne.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

With LOG AL APPLICATIONS as they cannot reach
the seat of the disease. tltarrl Is blood consi-
tJt!oHal disease aud IN order yuU uus.
internal remedies HAIRS Sntsrrh Cure is taken In
ternnlg, ard acts directly on tie blood and
surface. HalFs fatarrh Cure Is uet qHscx medi
cine 1t was prescribed bv OF the best Physicians
IN this country ur years and regular prescription
u Il p sed Of the best tar'cs known com bined
win tie H"+' hei pttr fers acting directly on the
u 4rHn, surfaces. The perfect combination Of the
two ingredients Is hat Produces such wonderful
suits in curing catarrh send far ts-tiuor free.
F. j. tHt%EI 4 CO, Props. Toledo, O.
Sod by nrgeEists. price sc.
Take Halls FAmiiy Pills for constipation.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Oestitution in St. Helena.

A G.. Wise. secretary OF the St
Helena committee in London, states
that since the withdrawal OF the
troops, which has reduced the island
to state Of bankruptcy, the only oc-
cupatiUn OF the inhabitants of St.
Helena is catching rats. The govern
ment pays two cents each for them.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
A Great institution.

w hat are your views on the tar
i'll - inquired the interviewer
The tariff answered Senator
Sorghum is great institution
constituents with your profound wis
dom ypu can always use it as text
for SAYING something that nobody TN
deFstands W ashington Star
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
LONDON'S NEW FAD
MANaTna POPE JUST NOW TIE
LION OF SOCIETY
Wonderful Philosopher from India
Pr-acres Strange Doctrines and
Rebuses the Foflies OF the
Clients Who VISIT Him.

society $ latest lion IS an Indian
asc,.tlc. airh name composed OF
many consunants and numerous di,
visions SAYS a London. Eng. CORE
aiondcnr He is the Mahatma pope.
i great man In india mot the sort
II haha.ma spoken of by Mrs. Be
SAINT or Eoi. Olco'tI. a ruler OF rajahs
and sort Of king OF philosophers.
He aa- rich ono" and member of
a high east" family, but he flung his
wealth asidr-he says money making
IS the occupation of riEs-dlvested
himself M his worldly splendors and
lived eight years in the jungle com
munins with his soul From this Sc
rIusion be emerged shriyen. as it
~ere. He can cause his heart 10
stand sun fg- guaTler OF an hour
and yer Ais spirit docs not leave the
body iIp says he has seen the soul OF
one animal leave its earthly body and
go into auoihcr. II We lead bad lives
on earth Ne shal! lead worse in the
nevt incarnation "a" are all atoms
in tho ocean uf atoms which are crea-
ti9a, ana .Is object in coming here
IS go DO -if 10 -" W. ''hi' - 'l'3 il+li+4H 80
that the mind shall control the body.
aIte~ which there will be no pain, no
uuIalufnes= no mean actions and no
use fur money He fues not touch
moues h0a-h rher" are plenty OF his
disciple " no are only too glad to
paE the cost Of his lodging And to
this prophet-a grand. forceful speci.
men pf an indian. a man Of 81. looking
10. society trunltes by tho hour, day
b. day to listen to his wonderful
philosophy went to see him one
taf Iasf wreE. and In the room. sitting
in front uf the tus0aned, full rohed
Aaha Hln / found a young British
duke and his American wife The
pore had apparently said nothing 10
them but had contemplated them in
ail"ue" Suddenly he turned TO the
duchess and said Iou are duchess,
What good Is thar to You? Does it
give YOU more to eat than formerly?
AT" y0u no, rroH5ar than yon were
when you wrge just mis- srable mon
y making millioua.res daughter"
All This IN torrent OF words and
fhe embarrassed duchess shifting
from side To side. m ton YOU what
I thiaa said tho Mahatma. pointing
his Anr'g shaped hand at her. You
have mm&ey mind, .es, a monkey
mind It is Ike shuttIe-change it
by thinking OF aand things, And you
her" he addressed the duke-"you
have u bad mind. bad character but
] Will reform YOU"
Thea he dismissed them and he told
me after they had gone He will
CONF back. She will not She is
afrai1 She is a good woman with a
monkey mind | will make him a
leader of men The duke came back
ami is no" regular disciple" learn
ing tow to discipline his mind, The
duchess cid not return. She was
AFRAID Iut other great social leaders
go daily t0 this wonderful man. who
refuses money or gifts. who eats a
handful nj carried vegetables a day,
sleeps three hOHfs a night. sits the
rest of the time in an armchair
preaching, preaching, preaching in a
clarion Fpic" that never tires. and yet
ii he nhrs he can walk 80 miles with
out stopping for rest, No wonder he
Is lionzed
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
i.tEb.7,t ! 4, n
M z'Asf- =. : g l'' '.''Sl

We aff known as the largest growers of
Grassc-. t.oyers. Oats. Barley. Corn. Po
tatoes and Farm Seeds in America. Oper-
ate over 5000 acres
Our mammoth ltSpaee catalog is mailed
free 10 all intending buyer; or send
- IS STAMPS
and receive sample Of perfect balance ra-
fton grass s.ed,' together with Fodder
Planss. .oy"r. etc. etc, and hlg Plant
and Seed tatalag free.
John \. Salzer Seed Co., Box W, La
iros-e. WE.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Quick Cure Effected,

Saturday afternoon an Atchison
young lady complained OF sore and
tired feet. She was so crippled that
her father carried her upstairs. A
few hours later she was invited to at
tend dancing party that night. She
not only went, but danced until three
o'clock Sunday morning
Globe
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

That an article may be good as well
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
is proven by the extraordinary sale OF
Defiance Starch, each package con-
tanning one-third more Starch than
can be had Of any other brand for the
same money.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
POSTAGE Star1p Paber

All the paper for the millions of
postage stamps used ID ths United
States is manufacturer H Mechanic
Falls, Me. Once month the firm RS
ceives requisition for ,000, 900
sheets of the paper. and each sheet
viii make 36l stamps
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

He that gives good advice, builds
" one hand he that gives good
caHHsel and example, b4ilds with
bosh; but he that gives good aimoni.
ton and bad example builds with one
hand and pulls down with the ether.
Bacon.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

Uncle Georse-So you're just five
years old today?
Tommy-Yes, sir
Uncle George-WelI. we'll, I'm So
think OF that
Tommy-My' | wisht | was: then
I'd get 50 cents fur my birthday
stead OF five
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
In a Pinch. Use ALIENS Foor-EAsE.

powder. It cures painful. smart
ing. nervous feet ana ingrowing nails.
It's The greatest comfort discovery Of
the age. Makes new shoes easy. A
certain cure for sweating feet. Sold
by all Druggists, csc Accept no sub
stitute. Trial package. FREE. Ad-
dress A S Olmsted, lie Roy, n Y.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
The Great uncompiled Lexicon.

Johnson was compiling the first
list of words with meanings.
"But." we inquired. why don't you
get up a dictionary of the things peo-
pie didn't mean
Glimpsing the enornity OF the task,
ho incoutinently fled
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Never had Picture Taken.

Judge Charles T. Woodard, lately
appointed TO the Maine supreme
court. never had picture taken.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

Especially worthy of notice is Garfield
Tea. Natures remedy for constipation.
sick headache. liver and kidney derange-
rnents 1t Is made wholly OF Herbs
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
ONLYoNE "RROMo or,xIxr.

That LANA five ttiONp oufn ne smIlaYf
ma med re td cs sometimes deceive Tire first and
o. snal Cold Tablet IS WHITE PACK AGE with
oae and rtd etierns aud bears The sixna,ure Of
Il. " q oROt +. -
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

Garfield Tea has been famous Tor years
a. remedy for constipation. liver and
kidney diseases Guaranteed under the
Pure Food Law
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do no.
stain the hands spot the kettle. except
green and purple ioc per package.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

No cord or cable can draw so
forcibly or bind SO fast as love can
do with a single thread-Burtou,
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

II is hard TO form a correct opinion
OF others on what is said about them.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

Satan Is willing to let men 20 to
cnureh on Sunday if they work for
him the remainder of the week
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

Every day in thy life is a leaf in
thy history.-Lycurgus.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

FOR children teething, softcIis gums reduces I
sArnnst.on, aliays pain cures coiiS 25c totti
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
important to Mothsrs.

Exanine carefully every bottle OF CASTOHlA
cafe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that it
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

PAZO OINTMENT : guaranteed cure case
II itcn h .3nc. Bleed ~ or Frptruunx Pies Il
70 IA mopes refunded. Soc
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
Glover & Grass Sec1s.

Everybody loves lots and lots pf Clover
GEa-aes iDr hogs, COWS, sheep and swine.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16

No man ever asks a truthful woman
what she thinks Of him more than
once
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1907-03-16
For Preserving, Purifying
and Beautifying the Skin,
Scalp, Hair, and Hands.

Cutru-a Soap combines delicate medicinal and ernof-
lent rroperties from Cutcura tie grelt skin
Cure purcs, ingredients and the
mos. refreshing OF sod throughout the
world. Depots; Lond n, 2T Charerhpu-e sl.i Psr!A
Rue de IA PAX: Australia, K Towns CO.. srdneys
Boston, I1sA. lS7 Columbus Ave-, Potter Drug Chem
Corp, Sole PropA
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
A Case of Spring Catarrh.
COrIune In q Boys Dirty Feet.

Because John Hermann, a small DO,
IN Lincoln, Neb., forgot his mother.
command to be sure and wash his fee
before going to bed. several Lincolr
men seem to owe him the chance te
make a fortune. An antiphlogistine
factory Is to be started In consequence
the antiseptic application to be manu-
featured from clay banks in the south.
ern part Of the city. The boy, who had
gone barefooted for the first time this
year. awoke the next morning to find
that his clay-covered feet were blis-
tered. DR.. Winnett, after examining
the clay with which the youngsters
feet was coated, declared that all that
it needed to obtain very good quality
Of antiphlogistine, or Denver mud, was
the addition of glycerin and an anti
septic. The doctors and the owners of
the land through which the clay banks
run at once made plans for a factory
Chicago Record Herald.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
WIT or THE YOUNGSTERS.
~~~~~~~~~~

Teacher-When water Is transform
. ed into Ice what great change takes
place? Bright Boy-The change In
price.
"Oh, mamma" exclaimed little Elsie
on seeing calf for the first time. that
must be one of the little cows that give
condensed milk !"
AS the bombs were exploding and
the rockets were soaring high In the
air on the evening Of July little Ethel
said: Mamma, III bet the angels are
nearly scared to DEATH"
Little Johnny-What are you crying
for, mamma? Mamma can't find my
teeth, dear. Little Johnny-Oh, III bet
that's why the baby cries so much. He
can't find his teeth, either.
Little Margie-What do you have to
go downtown for every day, papa?
Papa-To earn your bread and butter,
my dear. Little Margie-Well. we've
got lots Of bread and butter. Can't you
earn some jam to-day?
Johnny-Papa, who was Horace
Greeley? Papa-He was a famous
editor, Johnny. Johnny-And did he
write the baseball news? Papa-No,
l don't believe he did. Johnny-Huh!
He couldn't have been much of an
editor, then.
A little girl was in the habit Of end
Ing her prayer by asking blessing for
dozen relatives, naming each of them.
But being very sleepy one evening she
closed as follows And, please, God,
blesses papa and mamma and the rest
Of the crowd. Amen"
Little Fred's father had been away
for several days and every night he
added special appeal in his behalf
to his prayer. BLESS papa and take
care Of him while he is away" be add
eel one night as usual, when he sud-
denly raised his head and listened.
Never mind about him now, Lord"
concluded the little fellow; II hear
him downstairs"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
WAS ONE ON FATHER.
Makes Slight Error in Reading Love
Letter.

I Makes Slight Error in Reading Low,
! Letter.
Camille Clifford, who is going tc
, marry the son Of an English lord, is q
Germantown girl" said a New York
} manager. I'm Philadelphia, though she
used to be much admired there, no one
ever thought that In London she would
achieve fame.
Yet In London, Camille Clifford,
with her gowns, has become famous for
some years, and there are many Eng
lishmen who will envy Lord Aberdare's
SON his bride.
Miss Clifford, when l last saw her,
talked Of Lord Aberdare's opposition to
the match. She did not think this op-
position would last long. Apropos Of
1t. she told me little story
"She said there was certain girl
whose parents objected strongly to her
sweetheart. The parents found in this
girls pocketbpok one night love let
ter. and, wild with rage, they sum-
noned her before them
"'What kind of letter do you call
this? the old father demanded. glaring
at his daughter over his spectacles.
Listen to it. Light of my life
Light of my life! Faugh.'
but, papa
"'Not word! = the old man inter
rupted. And he goes on, Il could not
c1a trb
of you."'
Liar. said the mother. Fool and
liar, to write So
"Then the lunatic says continued
the father, he says, "How happy we
would be II only that pig-headed, mar
row minded old fool of a dad of yours
would give his consent"'
1.-The villain' y said the mother.
"'Would l trust my daughters fu-
ture.' said the father, to any man who
was base enough to speak like thatv
But papa, II you'll look
"'Not wordv
1T you'll only look, papa, at the
iate'
"The old man turned the page and
.ead:
"'Oct. 2, 1892 Then a light dawned
IN him, and he gasped:
"'Why. mother, bless my heart, It's
me Of my own letters to you.
Yes said the young girl; Il found
t In the cedar chest yesterday. I'd
lave told you long ago, but YOU
gouldn't let me speak,"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
Outdoing the Chinese.

1t is estimated that the peasants of
the south Of France spend on food for
family of five an average of four
cents a day. For breakfast there Is
bread, with a preparation of salt fish
to spread on 1t; for dinner stockfish
or a vegetable soup or salad. and for
supper lentils, beets or other vegeta-
bles. Water is the chief drink, with a
thin wine once in a while. Rabbit is
occasionally used as a flavor In a veg.
etable stew, but that is luxury. Beef
or mutton Is seldom tasted. Most of
them dress poorly. But this economy
is not for nothing. Many of them have
bank accounts, and in the matter of
hard cash are well enough off.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
Spring Hum ors

Impure or effete matters accumulated
In the blood during the winter cause in the
spring such disfguring and painful troubles
as bolls, pmples, and other eruptions, also
weakness, loss of appetite, that tired feeling.
The best medicine to take is Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the
blood, and effects permanent cures by giving
healthy functional activity to the stomach,
liver, kidneys, bowels and skin.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02
"G0od-By, Baby!"

The German Empress has been heard
to say that the happlest periods of her
life were the few weeks following the
birth Of each of her children, when she
was able to retire from public duty and
enjoy her new treasure.
1t happened when the youngest son
Of the German royal family was an in
FAINT that one OF the ladies of the house
hold, upon going into the nudsery hast
lily, discovered the empress kneeling be-
side her babys cradle.
Her majesty rose hurriedly, and
came forward with her eyes full of
tears
NO she said. smiling unsteadily
into the anxious face Of the lady in
waiting, nothing Is the matter. I
was only saying good-by, baby. You
know l have to give him up to-mor-
row, and 1t Is the last night"
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02

my rest was broken at night, and the
passages of the kidney secIetions were
too frequent and contained sediment.
Three boxes Of Doan's Kidney Pills
cured me in 1897, and for the past
nine years have been free from kidney
complaint and backache."
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
Foster -Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02

"One OF the Oldest humane laws in
this country" said K. ]. Sanford. as
IN force In Nevada. In that SECTION of
the American desert which lies In Ne
vada travellers in distress may flag the
limited passenger trains and compel
the train crews to give them water to
drink. The law makes it a felony to
refuse to comply with the travellers
request"
Mr.. Sanford said numerous instances
were known in the earlier days when
travellers took advantage of the protec-
tion this law afforded, but in recent
years few persons attempted to cross
the desert except by train.-Kansas
City Times.
Heppner gazette. [volume] (Heppner, Morrow County, Or.) 1892-1912, 1907-05-02


and wide, having al
ready married eome
400 couples. Ten
years ago he was dep
uty county treasurer .
cat that time, said
Justice Law, II was
suffering from an an
noying kidney trou-
Bile. NV back achad