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Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06
FOR sALEOR EXCHANGE.

EN0R SALE OR EXCHANGE A FINE
JIG NEW 7-ROOM HOUSE just built) and
ontbuildings, situated on about one-half acre
of ground at Woodmont, Bethesda, Mont
gomery county, Md, beautifully located. A
fine well Of water on the premises. Will sell
or exchange II suitable offer is made of prop
erty consisting of satisfactory house and acre
or more situated near Rockvil or Gathers
burg or some other point near the railroad,
in said Montgomery county
Apply at once 10
BOWIE y. WATERS,
Attorney for the owner,
aug 23-G Rockville, Md.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06
EARM FOR SALE
FOR SALE OR RENT.

TNHE undersigned desires to either sell or
i rent his Blacksmith Shop, located In the
town of Gaithersburg, on one Of its most
prominent streets, and equipped with all up
to-date tools, which will be sold or rented
with the shop. Apply to
@. @. PENN,
aug 23-lm GaithersburR, Md.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06
BrOOkeviIle Items.

Misses Sarah l.. and Doris Odenhal, who
have been guests of the Misses Boyden, at the
rectory, returned to their home in Norfolk,
Va, this morning, accompanied by Miss
Louise Parsly, who will spend some time
with them and also take in the Jamestown
Exposition during her stay.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. b. Schey, OF Cncin-
natl, Ohio, who have been visiting Prof.
and Mrs. j. d. Warfield, the parents OF Mrs.
Schley, at the Academy, left yesterday to
spend some time at Ocean City before re.
turning home.
Mrs. NJ. A. Green, of Stafford county, Va,
is visiting her son, Dr. w. French Green.
Mr.. Harry Jones and family, of Wash
ington, have returned home after visit to
her sister, Miss Evelyn Jones.
Misses Susie Dorsey, of Baltimore; Mary
Kean, of Pittsbnrg, and Miss Margare:
Brightwel, OF Washington, are guests OF
Col. and Mrs. Gus. w. Dorsey.
August 20, 1907. JUNIOR.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06
TSxAMINERs, NOTICE.
DOAD OPENING FOR SALE.

will offer for sale To the lowest responsible
bidder the contract to open the change In the
public road as petitioned for by @. Brashears
and others, near Burtonsville, on Saturday,
September 18th, 1907, at 2 P. NJ, on the prem
Uses. Specifications can be seen by applying
TO the undersigned. The right reserved to
reject any and all bids.
o. II. p. CLARK,
County Commissioner, 9th District.
aug 23-td
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06
WANTED,
A HAND

w A HAND
on dairy farm who can make himself gen.
orally useful ct all kinds OF work, including
the handling Of horses. Such man will be
paid up-to-date wages and furnished q house,
garden, irewoOd, etc. Apply TO
LOUIS q. GARDINER,
aug 8-4tP Gaithersburg.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06

Cure that Cold by using Syrup Of White
Pine and Tar. Only IS cents at Wilson'S
Drug Store.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06
MONEY TO LOAN.

5000, In sums Of 81 900 and upward,
on approved real estate security.
PHILIP d. LAIRD,
Attorney-at-LA
feb 2a-tf RoekVilisW, Nd
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1907-09-06
GA T o1EA.
Bears thu >>Ihe Kind You Have Always Bought
y S.'1 ss &1NNzzzSe<
BALTIMORE & OHIO RAILROAD
Low Rate-One Way
CoLoNTGT FARES

COLONIST FARES
to principal points in
CALIFORNIA, ARIZONA, COLORADO,
BRITISH COLUMBIA, MONTANA, MEX
ICo, NEW MEXICO, NEVADA, ORE
CON, TEXAS, SOUTH DAKOTA, UTAH,
WASHINGTON.
On Sale Daily
Prom August 81 10 October 80, 1907.
For tickets and full information call on OF
address Ticket Agents, Baltimore and Ohio
r. r.
WilliamsOn's 5arsAparilIa, the best msdi.
cine In the world 70 purify the blood. Fol
sale only ct Wilson'S Drag Store
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Feasibility Has Been Shown.

That the plain is practicable has al
ready been demonstrated experimentally
by the Paint Manufacturers association
Of the United States. At the beginning
Of the current year it was learned that
a shade to be known as copper brown
would be popular in women's goods.
With this color dark green shade natli-
rally suggested itself as harmonizing
e0lor, so copper verde was selected as 4
second special color for the experiment.
An approved formula for these two
shades was then worked out and given
TO every member of the association and
al the proper time attention was called
% them in all quarters. As a result
lhe total sales of all manufacturers of
these colors for the year will approx
mate, if they do not exceed, 100000 gal
IONS, not counting the limitations of the
TWO colors supplied by painters and
others. This is an experiment which
shows that fashion in paints is not
oh'y feasible, but something which will
pc greatly appreciated by the home.
owners of the country"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Ever Had Ocean Heart?

The throbbing and vibration Of the
engines of a modern steamer have 0
most extraordinary effect upon the hui
man heart.
Let 1t be said at once that ocear
travelling does not in any way injure the
heart; on the contrary, it benefits il, witt
the general health.
But the vibration of the machinery is
transmitted to this vital organ with
The most extraordinary results so far
az medical examination is concerned.
4 ships doctor will tell you that
when he listens through his stethoscopt
to the beating Of a mans heart Mt sea. il
seems as If every moment the hear
would stop.
With sturdy ana invalid passengers II
is just the same. The heart appears
70 the doctor as If every beat would be
rs last. This being fhe case, IL Is OK
ceedingly difficult for the physician to
ascertain the true condition Of the trav-
eIer's health, and he generally resorts ia
the expedient Of singing his patient in a
hammock. where the vibration is consid-
erably lessened. though no device can
overcome II altogether Answers.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
THE RISE OF EMpoRra KAN.
How II Got to Be County Seat in the
Early DAYS.

The early settlers of Kansas remember
manv exciting times occasioned BY tonn-
ty seat fights. Many of these fights re-
suited in the killing of some of the par
Elephants But when Emporia wanted
TO get the county seat away from Amer
icus il set its brains to work and took It
without raising disturbance. Americus
was unaware of the trick that was be-
inc played.
When Emporia conceived the idea Of
becoming the capital of the county the
south line of breckenridge county, now
Lyon county, was a short distance south
of the town. It's citizens circulated a pe-
tition asking the Legislature to cut
strip off from the north end of the county
and to add like strip 10 the south end,
thus making Emporia close to the center
of the county. Americas heard of the
proposed change and got out ren.on.
strance, which received as many or more
signatures than { petition.
At that time the state capital was lie.
compton and the only way To get there
was on horseback. Each town prepared
10 present IT'S side of the case 10 the Leg
islature and ,he Emporia man started
with his petition fer Lecompton, On his
way, however, he was stricken with fe-
yer and ague and was detained on ac-
count of the illness. The Americas man
with the remonstrance overlook him.
just what kind of deal was made is not
known to the public. but the remon-
STRANGE never got 10 the Legislature, and
when the petition was presented the num-
Der Of signers had greatly increased since
II hard left Emaoria. The Americus man
suddenly came into possession of $500
and the title to several town lots, il is
said.
Owing to the poor facilities of COM
fDfv Isa0f tNnR II. a . q
Americas did not find ont how they had
been duped until il was too late. .,obody
opposed the change in the Legislature.
the petition was granted and Emporia
rot the county seat without much trou-
bie.--Kansas City Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Hen,s pahy Street Car Ride.

Afraid of being called nature FAX
er, Motorman Bratchey of the Berk-
shire street railway, running between
North Adams and Cheshire, kept to him
self for some time the trick of a eAicken
OF fancy pedigree which he owns.
Yesterday, however, a rural passenger
who Glanced to be standing in The front
vesubule with Bratchey exclaimed in sur
prise when chicken suddenly sw00pea
down on 10 the fender, and after rid
ing there few minutes came flying up
into the vestibuie with squawk Of sat-
isfaetion.
by heck" said the astonished Care
payer, Il never seen that done arare,
an I've got nfore'n 900 chickens"
s'I'll bet you didn't" rejoined the me-
torman, and then he told how the chik-
en-. whose name is Marietta, has been
taking these trips on his car. from his
home, four miles south of the city.
through the principal streets of North
Adams and back for some time now.
Bratchey never slows down for Marietta,
but she is an expert at making flying
connections with tie fender, and never
forgcts TO be graceful about il either
Austria invented the postage stamp
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
FIFTEEN YEARS OF ECZEMA.
Terrible Itching Prevented Sleep
Hands, Arms and Legs Affected
Cntieurn Cured In Sly DAYS.

Terrible Itching Prevented Sleep
Hands, Arms and Legs Affected
Cuticura Cured I'm Six Days.
Il had eczema nearly fifteen years.
The affected parts were my hands,
arms and legs. They were the worst
ia the winter time, and were always
itchy. and ! could not keep from
scratching them. ! had to keep both
hands bandaged all the time, and at
night | would have TO scratch through
the bandages, as the itching was so
severe, and at times | would have TO
tear everything off my hands to
scratch the skin. could not rest or
sleep. had several physicians treat
me, but they could not give me a
permanent cure, nor even could they
stop the itching After using the Cuti-
cnra Soap, one box of Cuticura ONT
ment and two bottles of Cutlcura Re-
solvent for about six days the itching
had ceased. and now the sores have
disappeared, and / never felt better IN
my life than I do now. Edward Wor-
reh, Band Both y. S. Infantry, Fort
Crock. Nebraska
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Consolation.

A fond mother received an unexpected
Jolt from her 5-year-old son one day last
week. The little fellow, an unusually
spunky boy for his age, came home cry
ing at the top of his lungs. His mother
rushed to him, and, after soothing him
beaten by another boy several years his
senior. who had several times before sent
the lad home crying. '"The brute!'' his
mother exclaimed. I'm attend to him.
I'll go right down to see his mother this
instant. The big bullyl The idea of his
hitting little fellow like you. I'll teach
him lesson" She was fairly beside her
self now, but the boy had recovered
himself and had stopped crying. His
face frightened suddenly and be said /:
Never mind. mudder; I know little
fellow down the street that l can lick !"
Philadelphia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28

Representative Champ Clark Of Mis-
souri, tells a story about former Repre-
sentative Henry u. Johnson of Indiana.
''Mr. Johnson" he said. was engaged
in debate with an Illinois congressman
and called him an ass. This was unpar-
liamentary, of course. aud had to be
withdrawn Pursuant 10 the order of
the speaker, Mr.. Johnson said:
az withdraw the language | used,
Mr.. Speaker, but / insist that the gen
tleman from Illinois is out of order
"'How am l out of order demanded
the Illinois n4Gs, with considerable heat.
Probably veterinary surgeon can
tell you,' retorted johnson. This was
parliamentary and went to the record. "
indianapolis News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Bandless Regiments.

Military music in the French army is
getting into a very low condition. The
two years service system hit the req.
mental bands very hard in taking away
rom them one-half Of their strength ev.
eTy year. Efficient bandmasters, however
and hard work might have coanteracted
This. But now the supply Of baadmasters
is threatened. These we're provided by
means of annual competitions among
army bandsmen for positions Of master
and assistant master. but for two wears
now these examine lions have not beer
held. and already there are more than
ffsy regiments which. whatever they may
stu have in the way Of a band. have GER
taialv no recognized bandms gter. The
annual competitions used. il appears. n
be conducted BY the Conservatoire, whiel
since 1907 has made one plea or other for
aegieptins them.-I10nd0n Clos.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Mansfield and the Drum.

1t is not generally known that II
addition to his other activities Richard
Mansfield was at one time a reporter
He did all-around work on a small
paper in Boston, and from the city room
graduated TO the desk of musical and
dramatic criticism. Only one of his
criticisms seems 70 have attracted no
tice, and that vas because he devoted
the major part of it TO the work OF
the bass drum He read the bass
drummer a long lecture on his ignQ-
rance Of the dynamic value and capa-
bilities of that instrument. The idea
of criticising the brass drum made the
professionals smile, but Mansfield main
tanned that it was but natural that he,
the son of musician himself, should
be acute TO defects that other critics
ignore Washington Herald.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28

There is mUre Catarrh ia this section %
the country than all other diseases put 10
gether. and uutIl the last few years was
supposed 10 be tncurable. For a great many
years doctors pronounced 1t local disease
and prescribed local remedies, and by con
stantly failing to cure with local treat ment.
pronounced II ineurable. Science he's prov
en- catarrh TO be a constitutional disease
and therefore requires constitutional treat
ment Halls Catarrh Cure, manufactured
ny F. ]. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio. IS Tho
only constitutional cure on the market II
is taken internally in doses from 10 drops
to a teaspoonful. II acts directly on thu
blood and mucous surfaces Of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any case
Il falls to cure. Send for circulars and ties.
tmonia!s,
address r. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo o.
Sold ny Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28

The once famous schooner yacht At.
lanta has been sold to a junk firm Of
Rail. Ne. for $1,000 and now lies IN
Roethbay Harder. wh-re she will be
stripped for the scrap material she con
tains. The Atlanta was built at City
Island in 1873 for Waldorf Aston. IL
1875 she won a notable race to Sandy
Hook lightshi2 and return for cup Of.
fered By Commodore Kane. beating If
teen other starters. IN 1877 she won q
$1,000 cup offered to the winner 81 q
schooner Yacht race from Owls Head "a
Sandy Hook and Cape May lightships.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
THE WEDDING GOWN.

Fer me, il would be sll too rgre,
This web of glinmering white
Too royat fair for me TO wear
Round simple hearts delight.
But tn $ is for one only Bride
The very moon should pale beside
70 veil her for tiny sight.
Oh. not for me work apart
And singing here. above
This Wilderness in my hands and heart
This brightness of the dove.
But what thing woven of the sun
We're TOO much glory for that One
Beloved of my LoveY
Josephine Preston Peabody in Scribner.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
TUMeRs CONQUERED
Overwhelming Proof that Lydia 6. Pnkham's
Vegetable Compound Succeeds.

-. of the greatest triumphs of
a.. "a Z. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
La5 Is the conquering of womaR's
po .ad enemy Tumor,
sns - Growth of a tumor is SO in
Tvs that frequently its presence
: wholly unsupported until it is wei
- called 'swandering palms, may
- from it's early stages or the
son ounce of danger may be made
Priest bv excessive monthly periods
ih.asaa,,nnanied by unusual pain, from
a. abdomen through the groin and
thigh. a, "a
NO are indications of inflammation
1n 5;snlacements, secure a bottle of
9,aia n. Pinkhan's Vegetable Com
rd made from native roots and
Psrbs right away and begin its use.
The following letters should con-
u;nce every suffering woman of its
rirtne. and that it actually does
conquer tumors.
Ms Nav Fry, of $50 w. Colfax
Ave. South Bend, Ind, writes:
Bear Mrs. Pinkham -
~ take great pleasure in writ
;pq 10 thank you for what Lydia E.
p;nkharn's Vegetable Compound has
,,one for me. / also took the Blood
pnriser in alternate doses with the
anmpound. Your medicine removed a
ovst tuInor of four years growth,
,ghieh three of the best physicians
Aaelared had. They had said that
ouly an operation could help me. am
rery thankful that I followed a friends
advice and took your medicine. 1t has
made me a strong and well woman and
TshalI recommend it as long as live. I"
Mrs. Il. f. Hayes, of &c Ruggles st. i,
BOSTON, Mass, writes
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:---
"IhaA been under different doctors
treatment for long time without
relief. They told me had a fibroid
tumor, my abdomen was swollen and
Isufered with great pain. wrote
TO you for advice, you replied and |
followed your directions carefully and
today | am well women. Lydia e.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ex-
PEELED the tumor and strengthened my
whole system.
Mrs. Perry Byers, of Mt. Pleasant,
Iowa. writes
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28

Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
4 was told by my physician that 1
nad a horoid tumor and that | would
nave TO be operated upon, wrote to
You Tor advice, which l followed care
fnlly and took Lydia <. Pinkham's
vegetable Compound. am not only
cured of the tumor but other female
troubles and can do all my own work
after eigh years of suffering
Mrs. s. ]. Barber. of Scott, N. Y.
| writes
Dear Mrs. Pinkham:--
Sometime ago l wrote you for
ADVICE about tumor which the doctors
thought would have to be removed
Instead / took Lydia E. Pinkhams
vegetable Compound and today am
| well woman"
Mrs. NJ. NJ. Funk. vandergrift, Pa,
writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkharn -
81 had tumor and Lydia Z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound removed
it for me after two doctors had given
me up. was sick four years before |
! began to take the Compound. | now
recommend LydiaE Pinkham's veyet-
able Compound far and near"
Such testimony as above is con-
vincing evidence that Lydia e. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound stands
without a peer as a remedy for Tumor
Growths as well as other distressing
ills of women, and such symptoms as
Bearing-down Sensations, Displace-
ments, Irregularities and Backache,
| etc. Women should remember that it
is Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound that is curing so many women
Don't forget to insist upon it when
some druggist asks you to accept
something else which he calls lust
| as good"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
The Fnvnu-

MS. Smith--Yes, my little 5-year-old
girl is great help in my housekeeping.
Mrs. Randall-Why. what can spch a
child do TO helpf
Mrs. Smith--She goes down and tells
the cook for me whenever we're going ID
have comp@ny.-Harper's Bazaar
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
fumpers Hear the Honk.

"How's things in LoneiyvilleT' asked
the first farmer.
'Everybody's on the jump" replied the
second farmer, proudly.
Then the automobiles have gtrnek
your town, too, have they ;'--Yopkers
Statesman.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Irving TO FORGET

beg pardon, SIR" said the waiter,
with outstretched palm, "but 'aven't you
forgotten something's"
No" replied the departing guest.
''but I'm trying to forget it. Good day."
Catholic Standard
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Mrs. Pinkham's Invitation to Women.

Women suffering from any form
of female weakness are invited to
write Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn. Mass,
for advice. She is the Mrs. Pinkham
who has been advising sick women
free of charge for more than twenty
years, and before that she assisted
her mother-in-law, Lydia E. Pink
ham in advising. Thus she is especially
well qualified to guide sick women
back to health.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Naturally.

Thinkly-Just look at the smoke pour
ing Out of the windows of Mr.. Bron-
sons house. Quick, call the fire en-.
cinesi
Winkly--Don't get excited. Bronson
swore off smoking on New Years day.
and he's making IN for lost tiIne--Lifc,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
The Species.

Il tell you that man is human
snake"
sect out! He's one of the bi. copper
kings"
Exactly what said--he's copper
head. Baltimore American
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
An Auto Thought

Automobiles" said Wragged Whis-
kers. rs gittin' 50 common nowadays
that
He smiled thoughtfnliy.
It'll soon be safe fer MS feliers to
say we're bostlers lookin' fer work.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Might Be Worse.

Tom Pitch Merciful feIines. am
sure have been hit by a hundred old
shoes.
Miss Maltese-Cheer up. Tom. Suppose
you were in Holland, where they have
wooden shoes.-PhiladeIphia Inquirer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
EQUALITY Undesirable.

First Citizen-You don't take any
stock in spelling reform:
Second Citizen-No; if them spelling re-
formers got in power it wouldn't be any
time before they'd be spellin' as bad as
any If us.-T0wn and Country.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Cause for Hurry.

Il understand they were married 10
haste
Eyes, they told the minister to hurry
because there was only little gasoline
left in their automobile and they were
twenty miles from home. Town Topics
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
But MOI 10 Work For.

do YOU ike peaches?" asked lie
kind-hearted farmer.
Sometimes, replied the tramp. eau
tionsly
.Only some times. eh r.
Yep. like 'em fine when they re al
ready picked, =" Philadelphia Press.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
She Was a aWiddar >

Mr.. Jiggins-How'd you like me for
your second, Mrs. higgins?
Mrs. Miggins-GS alcHg with you.
You might wait till I'm n wilder.
Mr.. Jiggins-Well, so you are. Your
Bills Just been run over.-Sketch
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
A Reminder.

Collector exhibiting his curios-I'd
give you this figure, only it's so ugly
hardly like to.
Young Lady--Id love to have it. 1t
would always remind me of you Phil
adelphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
The Irony of Fate.

He-SO Smythe has been run over by
an automobile, Ell? How did il happen!
She-The poor fellow was STOPPING
over to pick up horseshoe for luck
Smart Set.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28

II have always felt that locomotive
was entitled 10 great deal of credit
for sticking TO the track instead of snort
ing up and Town the country roads like
an automobile, Washington Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
On the Trail.

Investigators Of the capitol steal
seemed to be in the air
It's all right, they explained; we're
merely looking for the man higher up.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
The UsefuI wife.

Does. Jones think he's any better off
since hNgot married ?"
YES. He says he has someone TO
thread his needle now when he wants to
sew on button. Judge.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-28
Changed Conditions.

Madge- Miss Prim is always looking
under the bed
Marjorie She would be more likely
TO find man if she looked under an
auto Smart Set.