The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-07-11
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Somewhere out West where women
vote
There .s a regulation notc
To this enect--for men. Of course.
Before the women joined the force
That every voter. when he votes
Inside the booth, must let us see
His lower limbs up To the knee.
And now the women-well. they pause
Ere they obey election laws
New York World.
The late Mrs. A. D. T. Whitney was
asked one day by young girl:
What advise. Mrs whitney. would
you give to a girl who wanted to be
an author? l am just burning to
write"
do YOU really want to know ask.
&c the author.
Yes. Indeed replied The girl.
And YOU say you are just burning
TO writer" asked Mrs Whitney.
81 am D." said the girl
Then get married" said Mrs.
Whitney Ladies Home Journal.
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The young teachers OF the Lincoln
school are telling with glee great
joke on MAS Blank, one OF the eldest
and NEST capable instructors in the
primary grades cf our schools.
1t was Harolds first day at school.
Miss Blank came down to his desk
and said. What Is your name?"
Harold Smith" the b.!gh, young
stor replied.
And how old are you?" went on
Miss Blank in her methodical way.
six said Harold How old are
ycl?"
And the young teachers are laugh.
ing still.-Lippincotts.
An Alva, Okla. paper says that ,.e
following letter was picked up on the
streets Of Alya the other day: My
Darling Frank swallowed the post
ter. because knew your lips he'd
touched II. and o, Dear, felt so zap.
py afterwards. Put two stamps on
your next letter. - Kansas City Star.
Madam" said the book agent as
the door was opened by a very comely
maid. Il am selling a new book on Ell.
quote and department"
Oh, you are she responded. 60
down there on the grass and clean the
mud of your feet"
"Ies'm," and he went. AS was
saying, ma'am.' he continued as he
again came to the door, Il am sell"
Take OF your hat Never address
a strange lady at her door without
removing your hat
"Yesm." And OF went the hat
Now then. as I was SAYING"
Take your hands out OF your pock-
cts. No gentleman ever carries his
hands there"
"ies'm,' and his hands clutched at
his coat lapels. Now. ma'am, this
work on Ell"
Throw out your cud. II a gentle.
man uses tobacco he is careful not to
disgust others by the habit"
"Yes'm" and the tobacco disappear
ed Now ma'am," as he wiped his
brow, I'm calling your attention TO
this valuable"
Wait Put that dirty handkerchief
out Of sight. don't want your book.
| am only the hired girl You can
come in however. and talk with the
lady Of the house She called me a
liar this morning and | think she
needs something Of this kind. La.
dies Home Journal.
\ Virginia veteran told how Old
Hickory Jackson used bales OF cotton
in the ramparts that he threw up in
defense Of New Orleans, and It was
naturally matter Of indifference to
him whose cotton he employed. Some
OF II happened 10 belong to a rich
merchant The merchant followed
his bales with doglike devotion He
could not bear to tear himself away
from them. He was standing over
them when Jackson happened TO draw
near and running mp 10 the chief he
said Monsieur. It is damage for
your men TO take my cotton. Al
property is sacred, and must be pro
tcc'od "Bur" said Jackson, are
YOU sure that this is your cotton