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Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
Sorry lie Spoke.

Held like to know what enjoyment
you can find in going from store to
store looking ut things you haven't the
least idea of buying. She-I know
can't buy them. but there is sort of
melancholy pleasure in Il hiking that
could have bought them if | had mar
ried George Scads when | had the
chance, instead Of taking you.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
A witty ForIornity.

A forlorn looking man said. I've
tried everything that could turn my
hand to, but couldn't make anything
answer. and now have decided to go
up among the hills. where they say
there's a wonderful echo. TO see IL ]
can make that answer
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
A Political Pointer.

Restaurant walters would
make strong candidates if they We're In
politics. Don't you think so? Wig
way i don't see how. Bragley -
Haven't. ysn noticed that they carry
everything before them?
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
Her Divorce Portion

Mrs. Jones just got a divorce from
her husband for throwing salad In her
face" said one.
did she get alimony?" asked the
other.
NO" replied the first. "She got the
salad."-New York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
Corrected.

Miss Isabel. you are not at all like
other girls"
THAT is not a compliment, Mr..
Spooner. You should say that other
girls are not at all like me-"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
DR.. w. A. COYNER
Veterinary SURGEON.
Graduate Ontario Veterinary College.
Toronto. Canada.
Calls Promptly Answered both II
City, County and State.
Special Attention to Dis
eases of Cattle.

OFFICE: SAGER's LIVERY, WIN
CHESTER, VA. can be reached by phone.
DIR. Coyner's Tonic powders, Blisters,
Linsmeuts, and Lotions, for scratches.
Gaulds, &C., can be had ct Walton q
Smoot's Drug Store.
Will answer ail letters In reference to
sny Of tho above medicines.
Gent. 93-n.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
She Was stout.

"Do you remember how you used to
put your arm round my waist when we
were engaged. ten years ago? You
never do ID now"
"No; my arm has not grown any
longer"
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
NOT Cancelled.

She All men are conceited. He-Not
all. see man every day who Is not
conceiir,l She Where? Hem the
mirror.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
4 Good Color.

Negroes use the same phrases they
hear whites Use. often with amusing
application This conversation. over
heard in the streets of southern city.
is related IN Lippncott's Magazine:
"Howdy. Mis- Mandy? How Is your
called one dIrsky aunty to another.
"Oh. jes' tollable. Mis- Johnson. How
you feelln'?'' was the response. Why.
rs a-feeiin' mighty peart. is" CT
fided Mrs. Johnson. Il suttenly does
feel fine" 'We!lum. y6 sho' Is 10 :
in we'll" agreed her. friend. 'Yo' 2
o-'s so cyoNf "
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
Quite Proper.

Little Roilo-Pop. what Is an up
right planog Pop--0ne that plays only
sacred music. my Woman's Home
Companion.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11

"Sir." said DR.. Johnson to friend,
commenting upon widower who
remarked. though his welded life had
been unhappy, 'ft IS triumph OF hope
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11

Do not try TO drive your employees
ahead OF you. but keep ahead Of them
and invite therl to come on.-Suecess
Maoazfnp
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
Shenandoh HeraId


Transient advertisements will
=. be inserted at fiity.cents an inch,
k.for each insertion.
&. ~ Quarterly or yearly sd,er.
tissments by contract.
~ Unless the number OF insen
tions is marked upon the mana,
script, advertisements will be pub.
lished until forbidden and charge
accordingly
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1907-01-11
Fine Farm for Sale Near Edlnburg,
Virginia.

An unusually valuable Farm "a OF mile
from Edinburg, Va. containing 215 acres of
land, - of which is in timber and 50 acres in
fine river bottom, not subject TO injurious
overflow. a large good dwelling of about 10
rooms. metal roof and two porches-large
barn and all other necessary outbuildings 10
good repair. the place is well fenced with wire.
This farm is very productive, and there is on
IL an almost inexhaustible deposit OF
the finest "mineral clay" which Is very val
liable, the owner having tested its value:
through the various improved methods OF
brick making, and IL proved uuequaled as a
brick product IL therefore presents an at
tIactiye proposition for manufacture OF DICK
on a large scale and Is only one mile from the
Southern Railroad at Bdinburg, Va. inves,
tors should look after this proposition, IL VIII
bear rig.d Investigation. Apply u
in. DAVIS 4 CO.
Real Est. A rents. Woodstock va.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
SAFE LAMP FOR MINERS.
inventor Proposes to Make Use OF
Liquid Electricity"

Tests have been conducted recently
with lamp that may prove "A great
advance on the miners lamps now In
use In the coal fields of the United
States While the inventor has not
fully described his lamp in his demon
STATIONS, practical men have thor
oughly investigated it and term 1t the
liquid electricity lamp" The lamp
weighs five and one-half pounds and
Is not intended TO hook on the miners
cap. Instead Of the cap hook it has a
large metal hook, which is to be
caught on the mine wall and the heavy
glasses sighted toward the point where
the miner Is working.
At distance of ten feet II is posi-
BILE TO read a newspaper by II, and two
lamps in one room make it as bright
as day. by two sockets the lamps are
charged from 1l0-yolt dynamo To-
Gated in a separate room in the mine
The lamps are intended to be placed
In this room after every working day
and are in charge of a special work.
man familiar with charging them. the
charge lasting eight hours. The lamps
are expensive, costing in the neighbour
hood of SIS each. One of the features
that Is most expensive is the small
tubes and film that meet at a point
where the light is projected, The
breakage of these adds materially To
the cost OF the lamp. The miners are
somewhat divided as u the value of
the lamp, many of them Directing To
the weight in carrying it in and out of
the mine, while all believe that II gives
4 more perfect and satisfactory light,
The officials believe that the men will
overcome this dislike as they become
more familiar with the lamp.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
WALDING, KlNNAN, q MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, O.
HAD HIS EXCUSE READY.
Private's Good Reason for Sailing I'm
der Distinguished Alias.

Walter Wellman the noted explorer,
journalist and aeronaut, was discuss.
ing on the Carmania on the way tc
America, an English aeroplane that
had failed.
THE machine" Mr. Wellman said
lis no good, and II never will be any
good Its inventors excuse for its
faiiure-he blamed the wind the mo.
tor, loose screw-begged the qucs.
tlon as the private did in the civil war
This private escaped from camp
one night, visited town. and in return.
ing was waylaid by sentry.
Who goes thereg the sentry called
in the darkness.
Gen. Grant the private answered
in the voice of one who has consumed
II beers and nine whistles
"And thereupOn the Disguised sen.
try knocked the man down with his
musket butt
Jim Jobbns,' the sentry ex.
claimed, recognizing the private as he
helped him up, how dare you to say
that YOU are Gen. Grant?
"The private tied his handkerchief
around his head.
Well he stammered, If you'd io
this to Gen. Grant, what wouldn't you
nave done TO Jim JObbins?'
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
REAL ESTATE REPORT.

The following Real Estate Report is
furnished us by the Manitowoc County
Abstract Company, which owns the only
complete Abstract of Manitowoc county.
All orders given prompt attention.
| Office opposite new Court House.
J. B. Laun to Franz Duwuske lot
and Ell lot 2 in Laun's End add to Kiel,
800.
E. J. Vaudreuil Canning company to
Wis. Pea Canning company part of lot 6
sec 1 Two Rivers, $4,000
Lena Niquette to Charles LIE Claire
lots 5, 6, and in blk % Two Rivers
$1,000.
Carl Raatz to Johanna Raatz lot 3 in
subd of Govt lot in sec 1 Two Rivers,
1.00etc.
lngeberg Hansen to Charles E. Spind
Ter S Is fl of lots and 2 blk 21s Manito-
voc, $4,000
Charles E. Spindler to the Elk's Club
company % # of lots 1 and Q blk 2Is
Manitowoc. $4,000.
Arthur Haukohl to John A. Staudt
Ei Ell lots 2 and blk 2S5 Manitowoc.
81. 90 etc.
William Willott to Joseph Willott,
Jr., lot Is and pit 10 blk 10 Manitowoc,
ST.
Joseph Willott, Jr., to William Viii
lot lot IS and pit. 10 blk l1o Manitowoc,
ST.
Chas. F. Stokes to Joseph Shimek part
of sec II Franklin, $500.
Fred Lenhart ct al to Carl Lenhart
$40 int to S 80 IT lot II blk "A Two
Rivers, S720.
VIM. F. Johannes to Albert Lodel part
lot II blk 10 Two Rivers, $500.
Frank Shaffer to Henry Null a sec 4
Manitowoc Rapids, $1,000
Henry Nickelaus to Fred Nickelaus 80
a sec 81 Franklin, S1.OO etc.
Eliz NJ. Bass to f. J. Zentner lots q
. blk . in Merrill sub Manitowoc, 81.
Eliz M. Bass to Chas. A. Groffman
lot blk in Merrill sub Manitowoc, ST.
Eliz NJ Bass to Edward Sixta lot Z blk
. in Merrill sub Manitowoc, 81.
Eliz NJ. Bass to II. S. Wits lot 8 blk
in Merrill sub Manitowoc, 81.
Eliz M. Bass to August Pohl lot blk
. in Merrill sub Manitowoc, 81.
Eliz NJ. Bass to DR.. J. +. Meany lot !
blk ? in Merrill sub Manitowoc, ST.
Eliz Nj. Bass to Edward Thorison lot
4 blk in Merrill sub Mantowoc, II,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25

1t is gratifying to our people to know
that G. M. Morrissey, who has been at
the head of the high school for the past
few years, has been retained for the
coming school year. Mr.. Morrissey has
given general satisfaction to the patrons
of the district during the time he has
been in charge of the school. He has
been an untiring worker and the high
standard which the school has attained
is mainly due to his efforts. Chiffon
Times.
Mr.. August Oestrich has taken charge
of the furniture store and undertaking
business of the late Emil Rosinsky on
South Eighth street, near the bridge
Mr. Oestrich will take course in EN-.
balming. In the meantime the business
will be in competent hands Mr.. De.
strich is llve industrious young man.
who will, no doubt, meet with success
in his new undertaking. This furniture
store is one of the Oldest in the city,
having been conducted by Anton Vogt
for many years.
Miss Alma Koch, bookkeeper for the
Wisconsin Telephone Co, resigned last
Saturday to accept more remunerative
position with the Express Co. Miss
Koch had been in the service of the
Telephone company about three years,
and has given excellent satisfaction.
Her place has been filled by Miss Kathryn
Wittey Two new girls have been put
on the exchange this week. They are
Misses Esther Koch and Lillian Kurth.
M. H. Dempsey resigned Wednesday
as a member of the fire and police com
mission and Mayor Groffmap appointed
Walter Pellet in his place. Mr. Demp
sey has served on the commission over
two years. He has not stated his reason
for handing in his resignation, but
it is probable that he has grown sick
and tired of the tomfoolery that is going
on all the time. There is another lin
vestigation' on at present. The evidence
is all in and the commission will meet
tonight to decide the matter
The new court house will be ready
for occupancy on September /, accord.
ing to statements given out by the con.
tractors during the past week The
third floor of the building was complet.
ed Saturday and the work remaining is
being pushed forward quite rapidly
The original contract called for the com.
pletion of the building on February of
this year, but this was extended to July
10.
AT the meeting of the court house
committee last Friday contract was
let to the A. Kiechiefer Elevator com.
pany of Milwaukee for the putting in
of elevator screens, the contract price
being $105. The committee also decid.
ed to advertise for bids for furnish,
ing curtains and fixtures for the win
dows.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
II One Only Could.

group of New York brokers were
talking about John w. Gates rooms
in the new Plaza hotel, rooms for
which he pays $4,000 year.
Well" said an elderly bachelor, 'if
Mr.. Gates business had all been con.
Quoted with women, as SO much OF
mine is, he wouldn't be living in such
rooms as those.
"Mr Gates was discussing women s
ideas about business the other night
He said woman whom he knew
once mailed her broker this note:
Please buy for my account 1000
shares of r. ID. & q. at rs. Sell at
100, and be sure to send me the profits
by noon tomorrow, as | am going out
of town."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
thinking Aloud.

The philanthropiG coal dealer was
debating circular letter of friendly
advice to be addressed to his custo-
mcrs.
Dear sir" he said, from our
knowledge Of the supply on hand at
the various centers, and from the con
ditions governing the market, we feel
warranted In assuring you that coal
is now at the lowest notch at which
1t will be sold this year, and there.
fore now is the time to lay in your
supply for next winter The price will
probably advance next month. BY the
lord mayor Of London and the seven
wise men Of Greece we know 1t will,
Hold on" he added hastily. looking
over his stenographer's shoulder.
you needn't put that last sentence
down, My mind was wandering for a
moment, Chicago Tribune
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
A MIND AT PEACE.
Truly Said to Lend Grateful Music by
Every Passer-by.

The influences of a mind at peace
are beyond all calculating. Those who
understand that the laws Of the sub.
tier matters work through thought
functions know that thoughts are
things and go whthersoever we send
them, that they build real atmospheres
around us, and hover in clouds above
and about our friends. The harmon.
lied and loving mind distills its peace
through all the mental atmosphere,
waiting waves OF cOntentment and
pleasure as far rs they reach. We
know what sweet wholesomeness
seems to be exhaled by the mere pres.
ence of some people. 1t ~ the inner
harmonies of their minds permeating
the mental and moral atmosphere.
1t Is by the power of such gentle
and healthful Influences as these that
We give our finest sympathy to the
distressed. In our presence the wilt.
ing flower raises its dropping head.
Strength is impaired to the sad ard
weary heart, courage to the despair.
ing, heart vitality to the loveess and
lonely. Proof ourselves against dis,
aster, we mend the ills OF others.
The mind that is a mansion filled
with all sweet sounds and harmonies
lends its grateful music to every pass.
er-by.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
n U NJ p n r vs.
WITCH HAZEL
OIL : /: [:
NERVOUS DEBILITY,

Vital Weakness and PrOstra-
ton from overwork and other
causes. Humphreys HOmeo-
pathic Specific No. %, in use
over 40 years, the only success
ful remedy. 81 per vial, or spec
ial package for serious cases, So.
Sold by Druggists sent prepaid receipt OF price,
Humphreys Med Co., William & IOhn Sts., NY.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25

Mrs. Robert Leuth left Saturday for a
visit with friends at Quincy, Ill.
DR.. N. T. Ziglinski took a trip to
Chicago the fore part of the week.
Mr.. August Quante Of Meeme was a
caller at the PILOT office Monday.
Mrs. Henry Esch and sister were in
Kaukauna on visit last Thursday.
A sou was born to Mr. and Mrs. Henry
Stelzer, Columbus street, on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs Chas. Worby visited
with friends at Oshkosh for few days.
Mrs. John Drumm of Milwaukee,
formerly of this city, is here on a visit
DR.. Jung and wife, Sheboygan, were
guests at the home of f. w. Meyer Sun
day.
Mr.. Albert frost, formerly of this
city, now of Waukegan, H., returned
home Sunday after a weeks visit in the
city.
Misses Grace and Tile Van Worst of
Appleton visited with friends here last
week.
Supt. w. E. Larson was visitor at
the teachers institute at Appleton We'd
nesday.
Miss Gilbert of Valders, a former clerk
in Torrisons' store is visiting relatives
in the city.
Mr.. Emil Pech of Kossuth was caller
at the PILOT office Wednesday.
Miss Libby Krainik left for Milwau-
kee last Monday where she will spend
her vacation.
Mr.. Geo. Messman returned last Sat
urday from fishing trip in the northern
part of the state.
Mr. and Mrs. W. f. Larson returned
Friday from Sturgeon Bay, where they
had been on visit.
Mr.. and Mrs Francis Murphy return
ed Sunday evening from Racine, where
they had been on visit.
Mr.. Frank Kunish and family return
ed Friday from Sheboygan, where they
had been visiting for week.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

Dan Bleser took trip to Sherwood
Friday.
Dr. Kemper returned Monday from
his eastern trip.
Miss Ida Westphal visited with friends
at Cato last week.
Mrs. j. F. Herzog and son were at
Racine Sunday.
Mr.. T. G. Larson of Cato was a caller
at the PILOT Office Monday.
VIM. F. Ohde took in the ball game at
Racine Sunday
Mr.. q. G. Kallis of Wausau is visiting
relatives in the city.
Mrs. Henry Murphy has returned from
visit at Milwaukee,
John Kruger and Joseph Koehler left
Monday for Montana.
Atty. c, e. Brady spent Sunday with
his parents in Liberty.
A son was born to Mr.. and Mrs John
Scholten last Thursday.
Mr.. r.. A. Richie left Friday on a
vacation to Manitowish.
Lonis Larson is here from Milwaukee
for two weeks vacation.
Mr.. Albert Schultz of Milwaukee is
visiting relatives in the city.
Mr. B. Brennan of Valders was a call
er at the PILOT Office Monday.
Miss Agnes Torrison returned Satur-
day from a visit ut Chicago.
Mr. and Mrs. T. w. Gray left Mon
day for visit at Milwaukee.
Mr.. Nels Stephenson left Monday for
Milwaukee on business trip.
Mr. John Spencer of Green Bay visit
ed with friends here on Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs NJ H. Murphy of Chica-
go were in the city over Sunday.
Mr.. Anton Berge of Liberty was call
er at the PILOT Office Saturday.
Miss Bertha Kuecker of Sleepy Eye,
MINI, is here visiting relatives.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
WISCONSIN CENTRAL
RAILWNY(O.
PASSENGER TRAINS.

Between Manitowoc
and
Collins, Hilbert June
ton, Sherwood, Nee
nah, Menasha.
Stevens Point, Marsh
field, Chippewa Falls,
Eau Claire, st. Paul,
Minneapolis Hurley,
lronwood Ressemer.
st, Paul, Minneapolis,
Ashland Duluth and
Pacific coast points.
Oshkosh Fond du Lac,
Milwaukee, Wauke-
sha, Chicago ard
points East and South
ALI trains daily excel
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
Breaking Up the Gloom.

Many things that Just happen are
so strange that they appear to be the
outcome of deep-laid design FOR ex.
ample in long funeral procession
that drove away from a West side
church every other carriage was
drawn by pair Of white horses. The
funeral director declared that this
and white horses WAS purely acct
dental, but 1t certainly did look
queer.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1907-07-25
How This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re.
ward for any case of Catarrh that can.
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. J. CHENEY Il Co, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned have known f.
j. Cheney for the last ! , years, and be,
lieve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligations made by his
firm.
WALDING, KINNAN, * MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
ly, acting directly upon the blood anG
mucous surfaces of the system. Testi
monials sent free. Price ,jc. per bottle
Sold by all Druggists.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipa
ton.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-08-21
THE HIGH SCHOOL QUESTION.
AGAIN.

A gentleman deeply interested
In the welfare of the Lancaster
graded school writes us. in a
private letter, part of which
we take the liberty of publishing,
as follows in relation TO the pro
posed high school:
"You see with the aid we
would get from the State HIGH
School Board, we would need no
other money. Our funds for
strictly high school purposes are
now something more than $500.
This would insure us at least
$3.50, if we had The territory to
meet the requirement of the law.
| think Mr.. Hand explained this.
All. then, that would be neces
sary would be for one more school
district to unite with The Ian.
caster School District, in order
TO comply with the terms of the
Act. Such action on the part of
the other district would not in
the least affect the already es-
tablished schools in that district.
nor diminish its school fund. 1t
Will be a pity to lose this oppor-
tunity tor advancing the schools
interest. 1t would be well to
have Prof. Hand visit Lancaster
and address the citizens on the
subject. He is lull of it and is a
clear and pleasant speaker. A
High School at Lancaster woul d
do more good than at any other
point in the county. Reasons:
We have the necessary building
and equipment already. No addi-
tlonal taxation necessary. We
have already three teachers for
the High School Department.
Board can be secured more easi-
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-08-21
THE REUNION TOMoRROW.

There will probably be sever
al thousand persons at the an
nual reunion of Lancaster's gall
liant old soldiers Thursday. 1t is
to be assumed that every veter-
an In the county not physically
disabled will be on hand, and
all other citizens who can posi-
lily do so should esteem it both
pleasure and a privilege to at.
tend and help to make the day
a success in every particular.
1t is sad to reflect that at each
recurring reunion there is a m ark
ed diminution OF the number in
the ranks of the old Con
federates. Time is grad
ually removing from earth
tie South's brave defenders and
the day is surely coming when
the present annual gatherings
will become thing of the past.
Let us, therefore, while we may.
look well TO the comfort and hap
piness of the few yet remainin g
with us. Lei us do all in our
power to make their last days
among us pleasant and peace
ful.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-08-21

There is peach OF girl liv.
ing at Logansport, who can't
understand WHY some fellow
doesn't pick her.-Chester Ian
tern.
Where is Logansport? We
seek the information for bache
lor friend here who is now "dead
stuck on a handsome wax wo-
man in show window. A man
who falls in love with an mani
mate thing, however winsome,
will no doubt fall over himself
reaching out to pluck a ripe
"peach of girl" when he finds
out where the tempting fruit is
dangling.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-08-21

ly than elsewhere. 1t is more
convenient"
The matter is now up to the
people of Lancaster. If high
school is wanted, and it cert ain
ly should be, the way to get it
appears plain and clear. AS will
be seen by official notice else
where, several school districts S
are now moving to have high
school at Heath Springs. But
there is no good reason why
there shouldn't be one in Lam
caster also.
The Lancaster news. [volume] (Lancaster, S.C.) 1905-current, 1907-08-21

The Chester Lantern and Lau-
caster News are all the time
Dragging on few miserable
peaches some fellow brought
them. We want TO say TO the
Lantern and News that they are
simply not in it. We have just
received a sixty-five pound wa
termelon ana we are not a bit mel
on-choly-there now!-Walter-
boro Press and Standard.
Oh, get out Scat! The idea
of your buttin' in with some
thing so abundant this year that
even vagrant coons are SUI feited
with the sickening juice! When
you can boast of having receiv-
ed and eaten the entire peach
and apple crop of your county
you may apply for admittance
into our class, bat not until
then.