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The Washington herald., 1907-05-31
Four Sfxteens.

First round. first siytsen-G. g. LaTerty defeated
J N. q. Trirp up. / 20 play. D. F Mallory de-
fsatgd Allen Lund. 8n 3 O. PLAY. ". r. Tucker.
man defeated J. a., Davidson up, 4 20 PLAY 81 I.
Elic1-t defeated T. r. Baldvil s up. % play, r.
r. Bills defeated r J. Baldwin up, 90 play; p.
B. Briggs defeated r. w. Rhodes Z up 90 play.
j. d. UtterbIy defeated Reeve Lewis 5 up 20
play
second slztsen-W s. Hardin defeated F. y. Nsl-
son. 9 ur ] ta play. e. A. Weaver defeated a. T..
Ma,tiuElf ! un, g. s Jauney defeated J. W. Nc
RiuIey. & up- j. u. Reynolds iF.. defeated Wilson
Mccoy. uu. I 20 llag; J. " Frisch defeated r. e..
Mcssrs = up. 90 play. T. W. Weaver defeated T.
g. ~hrivrr. 3 Gn 9 t' play, 7. 4 Savage defeated
r. A. Mitchell / ur. p holes; NJ. Thompson de-
fesieI j. A. ScIrrv5chewskv. 8 up ] 90 play.
Third sivfeeu-J n Hiss defeated G. +. Corning.
up. r T. Chamberlain defeated A. 4. Martin, !
un- a. Ohar defeated J. +. ingram, tv daiault, ].
M Jackson defeated p II stewart, ? up, ". A
g. Wilson defeated r. r. Smith. G ND. 8 % PLAY.
Rritton defeated j. NJ Frsch 8 up 2 20 play.
T. NJ Brown defeated J. b. Armstrong, s up. g
20 PLAY
Fourth sivteru-H Brsnt defeated r. O. Hale 3
up. tr play. C. W Stewart defeated S u. Sgauu.
g Up. 5 10 psv. Beverly Smith defeated A. VI.
knapp 8 Up. 9 t1 play, r. Weir defeated s J..
Morton. ir. I up: c. " Smith defeated J T.
smith bv default. !. F. NcIaVgn defeated ] NJ
D. Hesld s up. 3 20 play. s. F. Manning defeated
". c. We-huaD I up
The fifth sixteen could not be c1mpCted-E. II.
Thompson r. B. q. g., ne, r j. Graham lB
c. O.. lo6; James T. InT7s r., o.
Fiyp-men team sc1rrs-BaifimCre Country Club
Hg. Wilmington Golf Club sjI. Chevy Chase. az
Columbia. 457 Maryland Country Club, i96
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The greatest surprise Of

The greatest surprise of the day oc-
CURED In the handicap competition,
against par, r. when II. b. Davidson, ir-
n fourteen -year-old ycungster turned in
the low score Of Il against a field Of thir-
ty-one competitors.
Andrew Parker and ". c. Ford tied for
the trophy offered for the second lowest
score. each having total Of - even. Mr..
Parker's work was more than good. as he
only had a handicap Of 8. The course was
in excellent condition, and was largely
responsible for the many good scores
turnd in Handicap competition against
mar cgoroc.
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TmnireS AsI, Rnisr.

The Connecticut League umpires have
asked for a raise. They want 50 for
single games and Sl2 for double-headers.
It looks as if a compromise would be
reached. and that the arbiters viii receive
ss for single games and 81 for double
headers. A mail vote is to be taken on
the matter.
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TrouI,Ie in Threc-Eye r,enrue

There is trouble brewing in the Three
Eye League. After a game. at Decatur,
the other day President Kensella, IF
Springfield. assaulted Umpire Wheelock,
and the case will now be called UP be-
fore the league fer action.
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NORFOLK AND JAMESTOWN.
The BREAKERS,

OCEAN VIEW. Va
How 70 set there: Take Ocean View ExpTess a.
CRANKY and Main SIS Nu-'0s IA, % Ocean view
transfer to Cottage car % door " The Breakers
as door 10 exposition grounds every ten minutes
Far further information address MrS NJ. e. tAhlbb
Tie Breakers OCEAN View. Va.
-reraf rrf 9 I'm then u
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ATLANTIC CITY.
HOTEL TRAYMORE.

Enlarged by the addition Of new ten-stoTy huild-
ing uf Arepr0of construction. The sleeping rooms
are spacious. light. aud airy. each one connected
with private bath. containing hot and cold fresh
and salt water. Cheya glass in each bathroom door.
L9ngdistaBce telephone In even room. steam heat,
With therm03st regulators Glass incOsed sunpsrloF
on the roof with conservatory adjoining. A unique
feature Is the promenade. feet vide. extending
around The entire tenth stou. Capacity. 600.
TRAYMORE HOTEL COMPANY
ID. ;. WHITE, Pres.
sp7-0t CHAS. o. MARQUETTE. Msr.
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WRIGHT WINS GOLF PRIZE.
Captures Chevy Chase Club Handt-
can stroke Competition.

w NJ Wright captured the first prize In
the Chevy Chase handicap stroke compe-
tition yesterday, with net score OF a.
His gross score was 90, but with his han
dcap Of IS he defeated Andrew Parker.
who took second place with low score
of 3.
w. S. Peter also turned in low score
of a. giving him third place in this COM
petition. The scores:
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SUMMER RESORTS.

The Atlantic City Office of The WASHINGTON HERALD located
in the Bartlett Building corner of Atlantic and North Carolina
where advertisements can be inserted regular Office
H. S. WALLACE Special Representatives
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The willis SHlR
PRINCESS HOTEL,

Ocean end So Carolina Ave Special Spring rate
irleuheues IN rooms en- suite with baths. Aiusi
Cafe and Grill. CE0MELL q COLLIER.
aD.4-3H Ia IN :
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COLLEGE GAMES.

At Emmitshurg-St Nary's College. o: LftIas-
town. ten innings Second game-St Mary's Col
lege 8, Littcstogn. T.
Az Providence-Brovu. 8: Yale 2
At West Point-Wes, Point, s; Seventh Rezi-
mcnt. 3
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HOTEL STIckNEY

Removed % So. y Y Ave. and Beach. Spacious
lawns. s. 20 $ per dav. S9 20 SIS weekly Rooms
en- suite. with bath elevator. I. y. STICKNEY.
my2tSr
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Capon Springs and Baths

most delightful Mountain Resort. with large
company every year. CAPACITY COO 100 miles Due west
4 Washington. y. g. For pamphlets. rates. &c.
rrvT1 70f cod
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CHEVY CHASE SECOND
Local Golfers Do Well in
Baltimore Tourney.
COLUMBIA CLUB is THIRD
First HOnOrs I'm the Five-mnn Team
Event Are Captured by Baltimore
Country CIub-Wnshington Players
Turn in some Good Scores in Quail
ficHtiou Round-CompIete scores.
l.c.aI 70 The Ma.hington Herald.

SPECIAL 20 The Washington Herald.
Baltimore, Md. May 30-The first day S
play for the championship OF the Middle
Atlantic Golf Association. on the course
Of the Baltimore Country club, was de-
cidedly IN favor OF local men. Mr.. !. Nc
Trpp carried Off the cup In the qualifying
round by making the course in y, two
strokes over the record. Mr.. Tyson Eli
colt was second at 50.
The Baltimore Country Club also won
the ive-man team contest with 4l3 points
Chevy Chase was their closest follower
with ~
The course was in perfect condition
the greens were true and the turf springy
The scores.
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Qualifying Round.

n T. Eillruff Es &. 60 20 T. l., hafual.
Columbia Golf Club S. g. A. Weaver, Colum-
bia coli Club. So: r. A. Savage. b. C. e.
So. A. BrttGn. Chevy Chase So j. N. Prick.
b. g. G.. s., \. Lord. Columbia Golf Club,
s6, T. C. Jonkms, b. G. g., g =. + Mitchell, NJ,
g.. g., a5 j. d. Reynolds, IT, b. G. C.. 81 u r.
NaIor. r. G. c., 81, ". x. Tucsemau. Chevy
Chase. r.: r. II Bills Chevy Chase Il J. Nc
Trip B. &. C., 70; O.. g. Lafeuy. Chevy Chase.
-. W. ". Carey H.. sS, r. Nier. ". &. e., lol,
NJ. TIomlsn. Chevy Chase, 81; W. s Harlan,
Columbia Golf club 90 f. II. Hiss, 3. e. C.. g
| 5. paizell. Chevy Chase, s. J. z. AtterbuT. B.
q. g.. IS. g. Ober. h. G e., %, r. W. Weaver.
Columbia Golf CuD %, j. W SchcrCschcWsdy b.
g. g.. s.. H. b. Wilcox NJ C. e. 99 y. PENN
man. ". c. C., l2i w. b CassrN Il. e. G., g
T. s. Jaunsy. b. e. c.. 90; X. Lewis. Chevy Chase.
%. A. Msttingy Columbia Golf club % p.
Rhodes ". C. c.. s. J. w. Mckinley, Columbia
Golf Club. 81 r. c Meeker. b. G. G.. rs, 4. h.
Rutherford r. e. e.. lO0 g. =. WhitChUrst. VI.
G.. c. l09 W. J. Ewing. b. c. e., 100 &. NJ
stewart. N. T.. G.. lG0; p ID. Nelson. Z. e. C.,
s. A. Braut B G. C.. g n. A. Nudge b. G.
| e.. g J. N. Frisch, B. c. e.. q J. ". Rein
hardt. VI. q. e.. g. ,. C. ShHver, b. c. C., 81
/ l. q Wilson VI. e. G., II; r. l.. W0hnlick, B.
/ C. g.. los, 7. +. Shnyer. NJ g. C., N5i ". B.
l Oliver, b e.. e., IA J. p. Armstrong, " G.. C.,
Z l5. e. MeCammon. Chevy Chase. ~ j. h Smith,
| " q. e.. l0l. ~. Tuckeman Chevy JEase. %
( +. Briggs " e. e.. a Y J. Baldwin W G.
/ c. sS; !. O. Davidson. Columbia Golf Club. IS
T. M Brown. W. q. e.. e. J. H. Lassell NJ. C.
| c. Jos. G. r. corning, N. G. C.. %, J. NJ. JACK
/ son. W. g. e.. O. b. smith r. C. c. ll2. 2. NJ
I Penurscssr " e. g., ~, i. H Stewart, NJ C.
/ e.. O. J. NJ sterit. Cte,y Chase li2. J. VI. d.
/ Held NJ e.. t.. i1s A. Mc'ieorge W q. c. III
/ ! u HaETfr 81. e. G.. III, J. r McIarrn, Chew
/ Chase. %. ". g. Wthrrel b. g. G.. lo3, +. w.
/ Cromwell. p e. G.. lD x. T. Chamberlain. b. G.
/ g.. q r N Jackson. h C. G.. l15. W. b. Swim
/ dsI. r B g. C.. Ia, S. u. swan. B. 4. e., ll3
/ D. M Morton. b C. G.. loi; Il. Smith, g. g.
1 q. G. Csrrineton. p. T.. C.. rs; r. G. Hale. b
! g.. g.. lE. g. H. Cobb. +. e. e.. Es; #. o.
/ IrE. $. 2. Morton h. b. G. G.. B. W. ~
1 Knapp B. G. G.. %. ;. r. Manning. 4. g. g..
/ l7l. J.. Marin. b. e. c., III A. a. Martin. p. G.
/ g.. %. g. NJ. Smith. B. G. O., g 2. A. Johnson
] D g. g. us
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RICHMOND HOTEL AND BUFFET. OCEAN
View Na-Clean rooms. fine cooking: on car
lines Is min. 20 Exposition. J. ". BUCHANAN
myn.dlmu
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OCEAN VIEW Near NoTFcIk). va,
The Gulpeper ,

No. Z CHARLOTTE ST. NORFOLh. IA
Transcnts 81 per night Specials for parties Of fy'
or moIe. Directly on car line to Exposition.
ny27-3Jt
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RUTH COTTAGE. OCEAN VIEW. VA-ij MIN
20 exposition: cars pass door; rooms with board
at moderate rates Mrs. T. B. MARS. my2jn
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THE mONIIOK, NorfolE' Va.
Beautiful, permanent new Throughout acconIn2-
s-rs with its arneres 400 every service guaranteed
Eates; Lodging SLo0, regular meals. &c. Limited
cafe service. Bus meets all trains and steamers,
+ rnrlgf
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FURNISHED ROOMS TO LET; FINE NEIGH
borhood; on car lines Apply +. H. COOK. 18th
ST., ID deer from GTa2by. Norfolk Va. myl3-lmo
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HOTEL FAIRFAX,

CITY Hall Ave. Norfolk, Va.
EUROPEAN PLAN.
New and up 10 date. cars pass the door for ES-
..-,,;,., -r-5r5s my22-lm
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American Rental Bureau

l9l CRANKY st. Norfolk. Va. The place 10 90 (,
sod r5ous. Information. assistance; bagsal
checked free.
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HOTEL JACKSON
Directly Opposite steel Pier.
Fireprooi. Virginia Ave. and the Beach.
HOTEL ISLESWoRTH.
THE SAVOY AZ, SEE .sHElsgA4 sI44
THE PENNHuP ST.

Atlantic City. y. J.. Michigan Ave and Beach.
open all the year Steam heat. Elevator TO street
level, Booklet On application WA. Z. HOOD.
my3-31t
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JAMESTOWN EXPOSITION VISITORS WHO
desire 10 rent furnished houses In Norfolk or cot
t.res AZ Virginia Beach should write % A. z.
Bi'RRT+sS board Il Trade Building. Norfolk, Va.
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Norfolk, Va.
HOTEL MONROE,

PORTSMOUTH. VA.
Within q minutes u Jamestown Exposition
r-ro,,15s Accommodates 800 European plan. IRA
r STONE, Manager Mrs. A. 2. THOMAS. Pro-
,,-isfress mylelmo
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20
MISS GRACE {. MILLER

81 am not feeling very WELL" II
am so nervous 1t seems as though /
should fly my back aches as though
it would break"
How often do you hear these signi-
ficant expressions from WON n
friends. More than likely you speak
the same words yourself, and there
Is a cause.
More than thirty years ago Lydia
E. Pinkham of Lynn, Mass. discovered
the source of nearly all the suffering
endured by her sex. "Woman's Ills,
these two words are full of more
misery to women than any other two
words that can be found in the
English language. Sudden fainting,
depression of spirits. reluctance to
go anywhere, backaches, headaches,
nervousness, sleeplessness, bearing
down sensations, displacements and
ire, .larities are the bane of woman's
existence.
The same woman who discovered
the cause of all this misery also
discovered q remedy. Lydia z. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound made
from native roots and herbs holds
the record for a greater number OF
absolute cures Of female ills than any
other one remedy the world has ever
known and it is the greatest blessing
which ever came into the lives OF
suffering women.
Don't try to endure, but cure the
cause of all your suffering. Lydia r.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound at
onoa reuoves such troubles. The
following letters prove this:
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Sea Superstition.

All the old seadogs of League Island
agree that the new battleship Tennes-
see is destined to experience some
misfortune. When the commission
pennant was unfurled on the Tennes1
see, instead of floating out in long.
narrow streamer, it wrapped itself
around the mast, and continued to do
so every time it was unwrapped. The
sailors say that this happens rarely.
but when it does it forebodes evil.
When the battleship Missouri, on
which the disastrous turret explosion
occurred, went into commission her
pennant did the same thing.-Phila,
delphia Record.
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TERRIBLE ITCHING.
Eczema Affected Whole System-Un-
able to Rest Night or Day-Suf-
fered Years-Cuticura Cures.

81 suffered severely for four years from
poison oak and ivy. My condition was
serious, as | could not rest night or day
and be free from terrible itching sensa-
tion from scratching on my hands between
she fingers, my feet and face. / got the
best of. advice and treatment from six diff
<rent doctors who were anxious to cure
me. One of the doctors told me that when
the poison was cured, eczema Ia worse
disease) would follow, which became true.
My eyesight was affected, and I went to
a hospital especially for the eyes and got
relief, bat eczema got a terrible hold on my
system. I was about to give up i'll hope Of
ever being cured, yet l could not be recon
ciled to such results, as my health had been
good and free from any disease ell my life.
My age is seventy-three years. In my ex-
tremity / happened to read of Cuticura
Remedies for skin diseases was anxious
about my condition and desired TO evedA
any spurious imitation. This wss In July,
1905, and | called on certain druggist
for the Cuticura Remedies. bought eve
boxes Cuticura Ointment, also some Csti-
cura Soap and Cuticnra Pills as required
them. In four weeks treatment my face
was smooth, and the itching gradually
left my hands and feet and I could rest
comfortably, for which l am grateful and
hsE -. Field Cowen, Justice Of the
Peace and Notary Public, Hardy, Del,
May Is, 1906"
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To such women as are not seriously out
oflhealthA but who have exacting duties
toIperform. either in the way of house
hdld cares\or in social duties and func-
tidns. whieh\seriously tax their strength,
as weYS Do nursing mothers. DR.. Pierce's
Favorite PNecription has proved a most
valuable supRArting tonic and invigorat-
Ing nervine. By its- timely use, much
serious sickness and suffering may be
avoided. The operating table and the
surgeons knife, would. It is belieXed,
seldom have to be employed i this most
VALUABLE Woman,s remedy were reSQrted
to in good time. The "Favorite Prescrip-
tom proven great boon to expectant
mothers by preparing the system for the
coming of baby, thereby rendering child
birth safe, easy, and almost painless.
Bear in mind, please that DIR. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription is not o secret or
patent medicine, against which the most
intelligent people are quite naturally
averse, because of the uncertainty as to
their composition and harmless character,
but is a MEDICINE OF KNOWN COMPOST
TIoN, a full list of all its ingredients being
printed, in plain English, on every bottle
wrapper. An examination of this list of
ingredients will disclose the fact that it is
non-alcoholic in its composition, chemic
ally pure, triple-refined glycerine taking
the place of the commonly used alcohol,
In its makeup. In this connection it
may not be out of place to state that the
"Favorite Prescription" of DIR. Pierce is
the only medicine put up for the cure OF
woman's peculiar weaknesses and all
ments, and sold through druggists, all
the ingredients of which have the un-
animous endorsement of all the leading
medical writer's and teachers Of all the
several schools of practice, and that too
as remedies for the ailments for which
rFavorite Prescription is recommended;
A little book of these endorsements will
be sent to any address, postpaid, and
absolutely free If you request same by
postal card or letter, of DR.. Z. V. Pierce,
Buffalo, n. Y.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con-
stipation. Constipation is the cause of
many diseases. Cure the cause and you
cure the disease. Easy to take as candy.
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the kidneys. I have been told had
a floating kidney. I had intense pain
In the back. headaches and dizzy
spells and the action of the bladder
was very irregular. About thrse years
ago tried Doan's Kidney Pills. and
found such great relief that con-
tinued, and inside comparatively
Saort time was entirely rid Of kidney
trouble"
Sold by all dealers. go cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
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MRs.M S. FOR D

Mrs w. s. Ford of 1888 Lansdowne
St., Baltimore, Md. writes
Dear Mrs. Pinkham;-
''For four years my life was q misery to
me. suffered from irregularities, sup
preston. terrible dragging sensations and
extreme nervousness. / had given up all
hope of ever being well again when Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound was
recommended. 1t cured my weakness and
made me well and strong
Miss Grace e. Miller, of 1918 Michi-
gan St., Buffalo, N. Y. writes:
Dear Mrs. Pinkham -
81 was in very bad condition of health
generally; irritable, cross, backache and
suffered from feminine weakness Lydia
E. Pinkhan's Vegetable Compound, cured
me after all other medicines had failed /"
What Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did for Mrs. Ford and
Miss Miller it will do for other women
in like condition. Every suffering
woman in the United States is asked
to accept the following invitation 1t
is free, will bring you health and may
save your life.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20
STATE OF ONO, CIrY OF TOLEDO, I,

LUCAS COUNTY,
FRANK ]. CHENEY makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of FL CHENEY g.
Co. doing business in the City of Toledo,
Comfy and State aforesaid, and that said
6rm viii pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS for each and every case Of cATARRH
that cannot be cured by the use of HALL s
CATARRH CURE. FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in my
presence. this 9th day of December, A. D.,
1885. A. w. GLEASON,
(sEAL.) Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. +. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best,
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U. S. DlSPENSAT0RY
Describes the Principal Ingredients
Contained In Pe-Tu-sla.

Are we claiming too much for Pc
runa when we claim It to - an effec-
tive remedy for chronic catarrh?
Have we abundant proof that Peruna
is in reality such q catarrh remedy? :?
Let us see what the United States Dis
pensatory says Of the principal in
gradients of Pepuna.
Take, for instance, the ingredient
hydrastis canadensis. or golden seal.
The United States D1spensatory says
of this herbal remedy, that it is large
ly employed in the treatment of de-
praved mucous membranes, chronic
rhinitis (nasal catarrh), atomic dys.
pepsia (catarrh of the stomach) /,
chronic intestinal catarrh, catarrhal
jaundice (catarrh Of the Iiver), and
i'm diseased mucous membranes of the
pelvic organs. 1t is also recommended
for the treatment of various forms of
diseases peculiar to women.
Another ingredient Of Peruna, cory
dalis formosa, Is classed in the United
States Dispensatory as a tonic. So also
is cubebs classed as q stomachic and
as "a tOhAC AOE TIC lhMSOuS 1uCkuOTdhCSs
Cedron seeds is another ingredient
of Peruna, an excellent drug that has
been very largely overlooked by the
medical profession for the past fifty
years. The seeds are to be found i'm
very few drug stores. The United
States Dispensatory says of the action
of cedron that it is used as a bitter
tonic and in the treatment of dysen-
terry, and in intermittent diseases as a
substitute for quinine.
Oil of copaiba, another ingredient
Of Peruna, is classed by the United
States Dispensatory as mild stimn-
liant and diuretic. 1t acts on the stom-
ach and intestiRa! tract. 1t acts as
stimulant on the genito-urinary men,
branes. Useful in chronic cystitis,
chronic dysentery and diarrhea, and
some chronic diseases OF the liver and
kidneys.
Send to us for a free book of testi-
monials of what the people think of
Peruna as eatarrh remedy. The
best evidence is the testimony of
those who have tried it.
The quickest way to be rich is to be
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

Mo-, is Just like
thousands of 9TH
ers. Mr.. Martin
says: Il think I
have had kidney
disease ever SINCE
the war. During
an engage N e.pt
my horse fell on
me, straining my
hack and fniuring
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20
Mrs. plnkham's Invitation to Womea.

Women suffering from any form of
female weakness are invited to
promptly communicate with Mrs.
Pinkham, at Lynn, Mass. From the
symptoms given, the trouble may be
located and the quickest and surest
way of recovery advised. Out of her
vast volume of experience in treating
female ills Mrs. Pinkham probably
has the very knowledge that will
help your case. Her advice is free
and always helpful.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20
Current Cookery.

Waiter-'Yes, sir; we're very hup
to date 'ere. We cook heverythink
by helectricity."
Customer-"Oh, do you? Then
just give this steak another shock. /"
Punch.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20
Matrimonial Lottery,

Gyer-.I know man who paid So
for lottery ticket last month that
won 100000"
Myer-"You don't say!"
Fact. The ticket was a marriage
license and he drew an heiress. -
Chicago News.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

Automobile "jokes" should be pro-
hibited. 1t is no joke to pay the re-
pairs on one, and it is no joke to be
compelled to keep lodging automo-
biles every time one gets out for
walk.
The man who becomes a favorite by
agreeing with everybody never be-
comes anything else.
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Enough For Him.

Dandy-"So you were snowbound
out West How horrible"
Jim-"Not much. The buffet car
and two pretty girls were attached to
the train. Detroit Free Press.
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Precipitate.

Baby Camel Mamma, can i've
a drink"
Mamma Camel-"Shut up! Why,
it was only five weeks ago that gave
you one.'-Princeton Tiger.
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Some Hone.

Mrs. Flubdub-"The baby talks
incessantly. l think he will grow up
to be Congressman
Mr.. Flubdub-"Perhaps it won't
he as bad as that. Maybe he'll be a
iarher. er.'-Philadelphia Press.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

The other day a London food in
spector took a sample of margarine
from a grocer's shop and, on examin-
ing it, found it to be pure butter.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

The Galloway county authorities
have appointed Miss Alice Perry. who
holds the degree of bachelor OF en-.
rineering, interim county surveyor in
he room OF her father, the late Mr..
lanes Perry.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

An anti-opium crusade in the Malay
rates Il meeting with great success
4 plant said to possess the properties
Il curing the opium habit has been
discovered in Selangor. and this is
Icing distributed wholesale.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

Leo Pard-"What the matter with
our friend Fox? He hasn't been play
ing the market lately
c. Lyon-"Oh! He traded in Boa
Constructor preferred and got a ter
rible squeeze. e.''-Philadelphi Record.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

The trouble with most of us is that
We megaphone the faults of our
friends and whisper when we refer to
their virtues.
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20

That is Laxative Bromo Quinine. Similar
ly named remedies sometimes deceive. The
first and original Cold Tablet is a White
Package, with black and red lettering, and
ears the signature of E. w. Grove. 25c
The sea coast echo., 1907-04-20
70 PREVENT CONSUMPTION.

Recent French experiments point
to the probability that way may
be found for preventing tuberculo4
sis by feeding the animals vaccina4
tion mixture instead of injecting in
under the skin.