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Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

ConneH Company, Funeral Directors,
No. 1861 South Grand avenue. Tel. Main $685.
FS455. Mrs. ConnelI in charge OF women and
children.
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HONEST MAN TO JOIN ME
in buying one II the finest located saloons In
the city will put in two-thirds of the cash.
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MONEY TO LOAN
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

MONEY-MONEY-M
There u plenty of money in the coua-
try. but the difficulty is that most of it
is out of your reach. We aim to put
money here you can get at 1t.
I've aim to connect you with the money
sn NEED me- we do 1t by flying yGg
IIANO, HORSES, WAGONS, LIVE
STOCK, ETC. It's business transac-
ton, and entirely confidential. You re-
have loan arranged on short notice.
Any amount from $40 upward.
We guarantee the loan shall be ham
died } your entire satisfaction.
II you are a salaried person we will
loan you on your plain note. without
o Pho1Des-HOme 742l; Broadway Sill.
FIDELITY LOAN CO.,
Room 529 Mason Bldg.
70 w. Fourth ST.. cor Broadway.
WE MAKE LOANS On FURNITURE, Pr
amos. horses, wagons carriages. cattle. etc,
without removal from your possession.
FIDELITY LOAN CO.,
SO Mason building.
rs West Fourth street. cor Broadway.
Home phone F7421. Broadway Sill
WE ARE LoANING MONEY ON IMPROV-
ed property in Los Angeles.
We loan our own money and can act
quickly.
We make speciality of loaning south and
southwest.
THE JOHN NJ. c. MARBLE Co,
H. W. Hellman building.
MONEY TO LOAN-EASY TERMS CLEVF-
land Cleveland 4s4 H. ". Hellman. AsOSS.
Main $3.50.
]. MARION BROOKS. Lawyer. has lots of
money to loan. .1f2 S. Bdwy. Home A1ss2
MONEY TO LOAN-W. E. SIMPSON &. CO.,
500 Union Trust block Main 3n5s F6720
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NOTICE TO BUYERS-Are you looking for
n b1s,nessf II so, CONSULT THE LEAD
ING AND RELIABLE AGENTS. LEAHY 4
SON, as we have most every place OF pusl-
Remember that we make a record OF sales
thereby securing va a clear title. Do not be
misled by other agents. but cali ana get list
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Plumbing and electrical business located
in the central part OF city. clears $3.50 per
month; good lease; rent only Sio per month;
This has to be seen to be appreciated; will
invoice about $1,000 LEAHY &c SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

We have fine grocery and provision etore
located in a tirst-class nearby town. sur
rounded by wealthy ranchers; well estap
lished; daily sales exceed $40 day; IN
voice about $40VU. This is something gooa
investigate at once. LEAAY o. SON.
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NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. HOME

Private hospital: physicians and nurses;
excellent board: ideal location. A. Won
MATTHESIUS NJ. D., Dakota ST.. N. Pasa-
dena- Sunset Main 2591.
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Grocery and hardware. located in beautilul
town about miles from Los Angeles. doing
a business of $40 per day; rent only NV
month; will invoice about $500. WIN con,
slider exchange for good real estate. AEAHf
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ORR & EDWARDS COMPANY
Successors to Orr & Hines Co. Funeral d.
rectors.
Corner Tenth and Flower SITS.
Main g. Home F467L Lady assistant.
uNDERTAkERs AND EMBALMERs

Peck & Chase Co., undertakers and embalm-
ers; lady assistants. 43a S. Hill. Tel. Main 81.
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Situations, Female
Money

WANTED
party with 5000 TO help bring together
and finance 3 old established paying local
business con erns; investment Will pay from
40 to 80 per cent, with position AT good sal
airy II investor 81 desires. Every opportunity
given to investigate. Address BOX 500.
Herald.
WANTED-MONEY; $4,000 FOR 3 YEARS
on cottages, rented SAG agents offered
per cent?. SIDDALL CO.. 207 Copp
Bldg.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Bakery, $1,000; the finest proposition we
have on our books; located at the best beach
town around Los Angeles; doing business
of SIS to 500 per day; two years lease; rent
S35, including cottage. LEAHY SON.
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Saloon and cafe. located at the best beach
town around Los Angeles; price $4,000. nail
cash; balance terms or real estate LEAHs
& SON.
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Miscellaneous

BUY FURNITURE AND
household goods. If you are going 70 sell wa
will pay you oi'e-third more than others.
FURNITURE CO.. 322 South Main street.
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Restaurant and delicatessen, $500; located
on Central ave.; rent only $50 per month
fine large room. This place Is worth Twice
wife, LiIAHY G. SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

One Of the finest furniture stores can be
bought at a great sacrifice; located in fine
suburban town; will take about $3.50; party sick
and must retire from business. Full particu-
lars, LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Cigar stand. S175; this Is just like giving
It away; you must act quick win this sfea
bargain. LEAHY G. SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Theater business, one or the hnest LoeS
lions in the city over +: years established.
lease q months; this we consider the nneSt
proposition before the Los Angeles puDn1i
party has good reasons for seilingi only
ssJoU; tull particulars. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Light grocery and delicatessen; the pest
bargain We have had for six months, can Dc
bouCht Monday for $3.50. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Lunch counter. 16 stools, located on the
best business street in Los Angeles; doing
an excellent business; cheap rent; this we
consider the best bargain on our books II
bought at once; only SS0O. LEAHY q SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11
PERSONALS

PERSONALS
GENTLEMAN DESIRES CORRESPOND
ence with lady; object, matrimony; 80,
dark, passably looking; good references;
own home; moderate income. Lady light
complexion. over 80. weight not less
than 100, little means, but no home, who
would appreciate good home, true compan-
ion, good cook, good health; references re-
qured; strictly confidential; no trifiers. Ad-
dress BOX S12, Herald
THE OCCIDENTAL MATRIMONIAL AGEN-
CY-Introductons furnished both ladies and
gentlemen who desire marriage. This agency
is honest and sincere; no publicity; the
same careful consideration in the selection OF
correspondents is shown alike to working
girl and capitalist Call or write for in
formation. MINNIE DEAN, 5031a S. Figueroa,
Los Angeles, Cal.
CHANGE OF NAME TO SOCIAL CHIMES
club. 747 South Hill street Many OF wealth
to select from the largest club west of Chi
cago; years in this city and 300 marriages;
come in and try me; you may be next. Social
Sunday and Thursday evenings, open from
1880 TO p. Ladies' listed free. South side
Of T47 in rear; send stamp. Smith.
AN EDUCATED. wELLPREsERvED Wild
ow Ia truly refined LADY, unincumbered, dark
eyes, light compIexioned medium size So
years of age. seeks the acquaintance OF an
elderly gentleman with some means, matri-
monially inclined. Love and home are what
1 crave. Address MRS l.. Box SO, Herald
A YOUNG LADY, q YEARS OF AGE.
blonde, blue eyes and auburn hair, tall and
graceful. fairly educated and musical, seeks
the acquaintance of a reliable gentleman not
over 80 years of age; object matrimony. Ad-
dress LAURA, Box ST. Herald.
EREE-YoUR FORTUNE TOLD BY AMERI-
cas- eminent asrologist, clarvoyant To
Introduce my work, the best Of all, please
try me and see. ST. JOHN, y Sheldon St.
Chicago. Send birth date and stamp
Know thyself.
WOULD YOU MARRY IF SUITED ?-MATRI-
monial paper containing advertisements mar
riageable people, many rich, from all sec
tons of the UniTed States and Canada, mailed
free. F. c. GUNNELs, Toledo. Ohio.
LADIEs-AsK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR CHI
ches1er's pills, the Diamond brand; for Is
years known as best, safest. always reliable
Buy Of your druggist; take other Chiches-
ters Diamond brand pills sold by drug
gists everywhere.
MAN OF MEANS HAS ASKED AN INFLU-
entail family to introduce him to a refined
woman. under 49, who wishes good hus-
band; lady must be able to aid introducers
financially Address BOX S1s Herald
HEALTHY, WEALTHY MIDDLE AGED
lady with large business interests, would
correspond; view. matrlmony; rich or poor
Write. BOX 1O4. Elgin, Ill.
RETIRED BUSINESS MAN, WEALTHY BUT
lonesome, wishes to correspond; view, matri-
mony; no objection TO poor woman. Address
BOX o. Elgin, Ill.
MARRIAGE PAPER, HIGHEST CHARAC-
ter; Incorporated; 18th year; 5000 members;
paper sealed; send 1Oc. B. A. LOVE, box
1900. Denver Colo.
LADIEs-DR. LaFRANCo's COMPOUND;
safe, speedy regulator; % cents Druggists or
mail Booklet free. DIR. LaFRANCO, Phlla-
oelphia, Pa
DoLLAR FIFTY HAT STORE 5lg s. Main.
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Confectionery and les cream, located In the
SWEETEST town around Los Angeles; fixtures
up to date in every respect5 doing business
OF $500 per month; cheap rent; good Least;
seats 81 people; this beautiful place siooV.
LEAHY a. SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

DEXTER SAMSON CO.,
Undertakers 1872 s. Flower. Home F45S9. Sun
set 1855. Lady assistant Private ambulance.
CUA NINGHAM & o'CoNNoR. FUNERAL
directors and embalmers. 1881 S. GRAND
AVE. Tel Main 4O3; Home F5012.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

20 YOU EVER FEEL DULL AND DIS
spirited; feet heavy. brain tired7 Let put
new life into your system. MISS HARRIET
Z. LAMB, baths and massage. 119h South
Spring. Phone A6130.
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TO LET
HOUSES
Ss5. oo--ModeIn Groom house, PIT s. Beaudry.
S35.0o-aodern s-rcom house. 237 s. Beaudry.
each has furnace, wash tubs. instantaneous
heater and fireplace. and both within walk
ing distance OF schools and business portion
OF city 70 lease for year.
$10.0o-5-room cottage. 1929 lockwood.
$16.o0-l-room new cottage. west side of Ga
nahI st., second house north OF Wabash.
will sell for $1,000; terms SIG cash. SIC
month.
ALLISON BARLOW,
21s s. Broadway, room 1924.
Phones; Main 400. Homo A509l.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Fish and meat market located at the pes
beach around Los Angeles; doing business
of over $lO ger day; Fixtures alone wortl
$1,000; rent only $40; party has good rea asna
for selling this fine place; must De sacriiese
for $3.50. LEAHY s. SON.
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STORAGE

We SHIP HOUSEHOLD GOODS 10
own cars at greatly reduced rates.
Call on us or write for particulars.
BEKINS VAN AND STORAGE CO.,
$40 South Broadway.
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Grocery, confectionery and cigars locate'
in the best suburban town around Los Angeles
clearing over $500 per month. This is til
best proposition we have on our books; cheal
rent, good lease; invoice about S3700; has u
be seen to be appreciated. Sole agents
LEAHY g. SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Barber shop, cigar stand and bootblack
stand, chairs, good laundry agency; fix
lures alone cost $500; located on South Maln
street: must 40 east and will sacrifice for
$500; act quick to get this. LEAHY SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

After trying other agents
without success consult
LEAHY, 8 SON. Sixth ane Main streets.
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BUSINESS PERSONALS

FEATHER PILLOWS RENOVATED AT
ACME FEATHER WORKS, 1853 San Pedro
St Tel Sunset Main 11es; Home sOl.
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TYPEWRITERs
ATToRNEYs-AT.LAW

PATENTS AND PATENT RIGHTS
PATENTS-I FURNISH NJ. CLIENTS
their cases Except foreign; also fur
nish free of charge complete copies of
drawings and specifica tons; retain this
for future reference. JAMES r. TOWN
SEND. Bradbury block. Phones S47.
lions financed; rs years experience. I'll 3.
Main. K iS4. Patent litigation.
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For exchange-We give attention to any
kind of exchanges. See Mr.. Pidge. with
LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Grocery and bakery goods, located AT o a
OF the best beaches around Los Angeles, DO
ing a business ever 500 per day; BOOKS SpS-.
for party meaning business; long estaphsh o,,,
rent only SIS per month. VIII invoice apoN'
$1,000 LEAHY d. SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11
CHURCH NOTICES

FREE READING ROOM. CIRCULATING
metaphysical library, GIL Grant building. cor
Fourth and Broadway lover Cummings shoe
store) We have among choice line of books
sale LAS a Man Thinketh" Shrine Of
Silence" Emile Cady's Lessons "Poise
and Power" Mastery Of Fate" Hidden
Secrets" Joy Philosophy" Heart of the
New Thought" Mental Magic" "Krishna, ="
Paths to Power" fright and Wrong Think
ing" Brother of the Third Degree" IA
Lessons in Yog. Philosophy" etc. Hours y
to s D. m. Home phone l715
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

SECOND CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST
Simpson auditorium, 724 S. Hope street
Services Sunday II a. m. and p. M; SER
mon from the Christian Science Quarterly
Subject Soul Children's Sunday school
$3.50 a. m Wednesday evening meeting at 8
o'clock. Reading rooms, 510-5l1 Herman W.
Holman bldg, Spring and Fourth sts., open
daily. Sundays excepted. from a. M to
D.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Feed and fuel. located in the southwest
ern part of city; large fine house and barn.
clearing big money; years lease; wagons
horses; will invoice about $1,000 LEAHf q
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

For exchange, beach lots for city property
or business. See Mr.. Pidge, with LEAHY &
SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

The SWEETEST little grocery, ice cream and
confectionery stores in the southwest part OF
city can be bought at invoice, about *4oo
beautiful soda fountain included Full par
ticulars, LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

Saloon and hotel. guarantees to clear over
sl1, wv yearly; this is the finest proposition
ever put before the Los Angeles public.
books open for inspection to parties meaning
business: price $4,000 Sole agents, LEAfii
& SON.
An exceptionally well located cigar stand.
worth 500, be bought Moiday tor soo''
LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

10 shares Of stock in an ice company pay
ing a dividend every month OF year. $40; nne
opportunity for engineer his salary being
about 500 per month; will take about $780,
or will exchange for lot. LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11
SOCIETY NOTICES

SUITE NO TUES
LIBERAL CLUB. MAMMOTH HALL SIT s.
Broadway, this evening. Ingersoll Smypos-
ium. Mrs. Ada M. Patterson and Messrs
Grant r. Bennett, James 7. Morarity and
Prof Morey will speak. Admission free
Good music; discussion
WHEN IN TOWN TAKE LUNCH OR DIN
ner at the EUROPA RESTAURANT. G. Vol
pt & Co., Props First class italian cook
ing. Spaghetti and ravioli a speciality. Sl2
WEST SEVENTH ST.
MRS. GRANT WILL HOLD A SPIRITUAL
list meeting Monday in the Burbank hall,
commencing at 1880. Free to everybody.
Spirit messages the entire evening
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

For exchange, broom house in southwest
for grocery, or what? See Mr.. Pidge. with
LEAHY & SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11
GROCERIES

A. s. FIRsIcH's GROCERY. FORMERLY AT
1913 w. Fifth street. is now located at 634 W.
PICo ST. Goods always the best at right
Prices. Pro-apt delivery. Both phones.
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Here is a bonanza for n man who has 5000
to invest in good enterprise. resort IN
one of Californias most progressive towns;
a fine swimming tank, fully equipped; a bar
room in connection; large refrigerator ball
room; also living and dressing rooms the ~
years lease takes in 800 acres OF good 1arni-
ing land, so acres of which is planted to al
falfa; a large supply water for tank and ir-
rigation. Sole agents, LEAHY &c SON.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11
BATHS AND MASSAGE

SCIENTIFIC FACE AND NECK MASSAGE,
removing wrinkles and filling out necks.
From 10 to IL m. and from to 8 p M
except Tuesday. 800 E. 10TH ST. Ladies'
only. F2914
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

BENJ AMIN FAY MILLS, PERMANENT
minister of the Los Angeles Fellowship, will
speak in Blanchard hall at II o'clock on 1.-The
Beginning OF a New Spiritual Era" Solos
by Miss Helen Tape. soprano Services one
hour in length. All seats free to all.
REV. ID. b. HOWE. PASTOR OF WEST
lake Methodist Episcopal church. will
preach Sunday morning, Hoo a. m, and
evening, 7:45 p. m. Tho public Is cordi-
ally invited Seats are free.
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

r OR EXCHANGE
VIII trade modern Groom cottage and sta
BILE. lot 5Oxl50. near Central avenue, be-
teen Twenty-fifth and Thirtieth; price s450O
for acreage in direction of new Covina line;
must have house ana barn and be within
half mile Of car line. Have other property
to include in deal If the above is insufficient
to match yours.
LARKIN & YOUNG.
105 South Broadway.
FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN--MODERN s.
room cottage near Jefferson and San Pedro
streets. $3.50; $3.50 cash, balance like Trent:
north front. PHONE B9136.
FOR SALE-S25. DOWN. SIS MONTHLY.
$3.50; 6 rooms. 172t e. 31ST ST. Slauaon =,
Los Angeles herald. [microfilm reel] (Los Angeles [Calif.]) 1900-1911, 1907-08-11

BATHS, MASSAGE, OIL RUBS AND MAG
netic treatments mancuring.
HAVE YOU
TRIED THEM2
Rooms 6 and !. 6lO1s S. SPRING STREET.
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Transfer and storage business; nors 81, -
wagons, sets double harness; clearing ~ ~, :.
SIT per day; long established; books open M, ~
inspection to party meaning business a.,
we consider the best money MAKER Va 49,
books; price $1,000. LEAHY q SONs
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-29
THE SWAMPS.

All. gray and green lie the swamps be-
tween
our way and the woods beyond;
And the hymn they sing is an olden
PlaintiTe and true and fond.
Come you away from the hills" they
From city and sea and burn:
Lower your eyes from happy skies,
Sit by our side and learn.
For meek are we. and sublnissively
We bear our pOrtiOned pain,
with no succoring arm to heal the harm
OF winds and the ruthless rain.
ITO the flashing blow of the unleashed
snow
We turn timid face.
We raise dam hands to the nobler lands.
For ours IS the scorned place.
'No treasure ours of attared flowers;
We lift no honored head.
Neglect and shame are our only claim
We, Gardens Of the Dead.
And yet we know that the evening
glow
Is ours by ancient rite;
And our humble ear is tuned TO hear
The creed Of the star-spun night.
by the quickening cheer Of the turn
ing year
Are Vre ever glorified;
And we are kissed by the gentle mist
That knows not place nor pride"
Gardner Weeks Woods, in Harper's
Weekly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-29

Cnase's holiday polite vaudeville pres
entation next week. commencing at the
Labor Day matinee on Monday. Will be
in keeping with the pleasure-hunting
spirit OF the day. and the bin will in
clude Joseph Harris Big Pantomine
Company IN Polly Pickles Pets in Pet
land" Frank Fogerty, the Lasky-Rolfe
Quintet, c. Grant Gardner and Marie
Stoddard: Mareena. Nevaro and Ma
reena, Bedford and Winchester. Harry
Jolson, and the merry motion pictures
entitled 1.-The White Mans First
Smoke"
Polly Pickles Pets In Petland'' is the
spectacular production conceived and
executed by Joseph Hart, the creator of
the role Of Foxy Grandpa" It con-
tains an abundance of pretty girls who
participate IN many interpolated song
and dance features. The characters OF
the fantasy, with some exceptions. rep
resent the petted animal companions of
men and women, big and little. The
second and added attraction Will be the
latest novelty importation, Frank Fog
erty, the Dublin minstel," direct from
the ould sod" of Erfn's Isle. Mr.. Fog
erty will offer q distinctly original style
Of amusement
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-29
No "Mister" Printers For Us.

Public Printer StiIlings has our
full Endorsement as a rule. Where
Iooseness prevails as to custom, it
naturally follows that a great deal
of looseness prevails as to service.
That, we believe to have been the
case in the Government Printing
Office and Mr.. sdllings, as we have
seen the matter, has been making
substantial progress toward correct
ing it.
But, when any shop boss, though
il be the Public Printer of the
United States, undertakes to trans
form all the compositors and lad"
men and galley boys and the rest
of the noble craft Of printers into
misters and their women helpers
into misses and miss, why then
our ways part, Sorry for him!
Of course. But that's no reason
why we should share in his utter de-
feat.
You can't mister" a good printer.
The more gilt-edged he is, the
harder it will be. ~Hunh % he'll ask
if you try it OF; and you'll
make out you want lead on the
other side of the chase and feel like
a boy caught going to see a girl
the first time. Or go up to the
stone and inquire of the head of
the chapel, you viii find there il
he has seen your copy; and begin
with mister" You've known him
as long as you've been in the bust
ness. WeIl-the box TO which he'll
politely show you the way is men
toned in only two places, church
and printing shop.
Anyway. who would want to dc
it2 You can call women Mrs
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1907-08-29

and Miss" without much effort
But the printers who correct mis-
takes in your copy without saying
anything about it, and spit tobacco
juice on your white shoes, and slip
a query upstairs when you refer to
George ~ and the revolutionary
war, and beat the editorial staff 20
to 1 at baseball, and swear at long
intervals very long intervals, to
be sure. but yet they do swear),
and wouldn't let you see they were
interested in the biggest story of
ten years-Mr. Stillings can call
them Mister" if he pleases, but we
shall continue to regard them-very
respectfully as Pill" and John.