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The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
"Is Id you turn your face to see

'Is Id you turn your face to see someding-yes? she snapped, and the foam-builder ducked to the win dow and began to eat scenery.
 Dalrymple was almost out; Tod was under the seat sparring TOT wind; Slim was giving an imitation of a coalbarge in heavy sea. and the rest of the passengers were in various stages from hiccoughs to convulsions.
 'Is Boozey comfy wifi his 'itty weeny teeny Birdie?" chirped the bride.
 "Boozey is 80 happy wifi his izzy- wizzy!" gurgled the husband; "how's my little girley wirly?"
 "Oh! she's such happy wappy little fing!" giggled the dotty dame, pinching her piggies ear, whereupon the brewer tried to hand the bride au- other gasoline gaze, but the old lady caught him with the goods:
 'Is i'd to my face you go behind my back to make googley-googley eyes ad somevun-yes?' she growled, and in a minute the brewers brow was busy with the window pane.
 'Sweetie looks at Petie and Sweetie sees that Petie's petty face is getting sunburned, so it isl" cuckooed Mrs. Daffy; "and Sweetie has dood mind to tiss him, tool"
 They opened a newspaper, crawled under cover and began to bite each other on the chin.
 "Go as far as you like!" said Slim, then he went down and out
 The man who had helped to make Weehawken famous had his head out wagon, and Mrs. Brewer was indus triously muttering, "Du bist ein Narr, Du bist ein Narr!"
 Just then the train pulled out and saved our lives.
 Nick, Tod, Slim and I went over near the water-cooler to rest up, and in a minute the three of them were flaming each other with fairy tales about the goods they sold.
 I'll back these three boys to dream longer than any other drummers on the track.
 It's pipe that they can sell bills to each other all day and never wake up.
 The Hot Air association was in full session when Buck Jones caromed over from the other end of the car and weighed-in with us. v
 Buck is a sweller.
 He thinks he strikes 12 on all occasions, but his clock is all to the bad.
 Buck isn't a drummer-nay! nayi take back your gold!
 He'll look you straight in the eye and tell you he's travelling salesman nix on the drummer!
 think Buck sells canned shirt waists for the Shine Brothers.
 Bucks wife and . three-year-old were travelling with him. but he wasn't giving it out through 8 mega phone.
 Buck Is one of those goose-headed guys who begin to scratch gravel and
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State Capital Notes

Little RockLAttorney General w.
 r. Shelby has rendered an opinion to
 the effect that member of the legi.
 lature is ineligible to hold a position
 on the St. Francis Levee Board and as a result Governor Pindall will re-
 moye Representatives Killough and
 Love. The sweeping opinion of the attor-
 hey general, it is stated, will have the effect of displacing State Senator w.
 s. Goodwin of Warren as member
 of the Board of Trustees of the Uni
 versity of Arkansas and State Senator
 Otis T. Wingo as a member of the
 State Normal Board. This, perhaps,
 will be :he result unless Representa-
 tive Killough or Representative Love should take the issue raised by the attorney generals opinion to the
 courts, and the Supreme Court should decide ths constitutional question ad-
 versely to MT. Kirby's opinion. Governor Pindall is expected to an
 nounce the appointment to fill the vacancies early this week. It has been stated by an authority who Is close to the acting governor that it was very likely that he would name Eugene J. Badinelli of Wynne to sue ceed Representative o N. Killough, and that he would appoint Eugene Rolfe or Thomas A. Buford of Forrest City to succeed Oscar Woln, resigned. MT. Rolfe is one of the largest cotton planters in St. Francis county. Mir Badinelli was for many years a prom inent retail liquor dealer in Wynne, also a dealer in real estate, which business he is still engaged in. For several years he has been president of the liquor dealers.' organization of Arkansas. The question as to who
 will succeed Representative r. O.
 Love of Lee county, it is said, has not
 yet been decided on. The St. Francis Levee District Board is composed of 24 members, three from each of the
 eight counties that compose the dis trict, as follows:
 Craighead County-J. c. Hawthorne Walter Higginbotham, William T Thorn.
 Cross County-O. N. Killough, A. H
 Hammett, T. E. Hare.
 Crittenden County-L. P. Perry, S. P. Willeford, Samuel Keel Lee County-J. F. Robertson, H. F Roleson, +. O. Love.
 Poinsett Ceunty-John Emerick, J
 E. Clanton, w. B. Miller.
 Mississippi County-C. w. Bell
 Hugh F. Tomlinson. John A. Love well.
 Phillips County-John Mcdonald James R. Bush, w. N. Straub. St. Francis County-James Russell l Oscar Wolff, S. M. Blalock.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
WAITING FOR THE FUN.
Youngster Had Reason to Expect
 Something Would Happen"

An old gentleman, rather portly and clad in somewhat youthful suit of light gray flannel, sat on bench in the park enjoying the day, relates the Woman's Home Companion.
 Whats the matter, sonny" he asked a small urchin who lay on the grass just across the walk and stared intently. "Why don't you go and play?"
 Don't wanter," the boy replied.
 "But it Is not natural" the old gen. tleman insisted, flor boy to be so quiet. Why don't you run about?"
 "Oh, I'm just waitin'," the little fel- low answered. 'Tm just awaitin' till you get mp. A man painted that bench about fifteen minutes ago."
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Jack and the Apple.

It was during an arithmetic class in country school that Jake Boggs was called upon to solve a problem.
 "Now, Jake," began the teacher, If you have two apples and your little brother took one how many would you have 1eft?"
 "I'd just like to see him try taking one," said Jake, shaking his fist.
 "Well," said the teacher, we'll put it this way. Suppose you gave him one"
 "Yes; but I wouldn't do it," said Jake.
 Just supposing you did, what would remain?" said the weary teacher.
 "A big fool, that's what" replied Jake.-Judge.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

Inhabitants of well-known region of the canton of Bern, Switzerland, . district famous throughout the Alps for it's large breed of cattle and it's brand of milk, are spoken of as coffee faced and flat chested.' At the last military draft eighteen young mountaineers were called up, and of these all but four were rejected. This result is said to be not uncommon in these all but four were rejected. This milk are the main sources of income. The peasant feeds himself too much On the milk and grudges himself the meat
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
TWO SISTERS HAD ECZEMA.
cuticura Cured Scalp Troubles of Two Illinois GIrIs-Another Sis
 ter Took Cuticura Pills.

q must give much praise to all the Cuticura Remedies. I used but one cake of Cuticura Soap and one box of Cuticura Ointment. as that was all that was required to cure my disease. I was very much troubled with eczema of the head, and friend of mine told
 me to use the Cuticura Remedies, which l did. and am glad to say that they cured my eczema entirely. My sister was also cured of eczema of the head by using the Cuticura Remedies. Another sister has used Cuticura Re
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Deep Water Delegates.

Acting Governor X. o. Pindall has appointed the following delegates tc the Deep Waterways Convention, one from each congressional district in the State, which meets at Memphis Friday and Saturday, October and 5: First District, Henry N. Pharr of Marianna; second district, John P, Lee of Clarendon; third district, Jack Washington of Fayetteville; fourth district, George Legate of Mena; fifth district, Fred Heiskell of Little Rock; sixth district, H. Coleman of De Witt; seventh district, w. s. Goodwin of Warren.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Equally Painful.

A good story is told of an old darky in Richmond who once experienced considerable difficulty in securing the sum due him from prominent busi' ness man whose stable the negro had whitewtshed.
 One afternoon, as the old darky came painfully up the walk toward the house, the master thereof called to him from the porch:
 What's the matter Nose? Got the gout?"
 "No, sah," came in respectful tones from Nose; "I'se got de bill for dat whitewashin'." ."- Lippincott's Maga zine.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

Bingham's Headache Remedy--both powders and liquid-are a household necessity; they cure more headaches than any other remedy, and are harm less, if directions are followed. They contain no opiate. For sale at your druggist, or write Bingham Drug Co.,, Tuscaloosa, Ala. Prices, 10c for pow. derS; 25c for the bottles.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

knows everybody in the world-bar no one living.
 Nick has only one trouble. he will paddla after the ponies.
 Whenever he makes town where there's a pool room his expense ac- count gets fat and beefy, and Nick begins to worry for fear he may win something.
 He won SIP in Cleveland once and he spent $218 at boozeologist's that night getting statistics on how it hap pened.
 Tod Stone cuts ice for match fac tory in Newark and he's the life of small party.
 Tod's main hold is to creep into the reading room" of Rube hotel after the chores are done of an evening
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
This Is So.

We wish to state in as plain and vigorous way as words can express it, that Hunts Cure will positively, quick ly and permanently cure any form of Itching skin disease known. One box is guaranteed to cure. One applica- tion affords relief.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Jobr, Henry
 Dith fhe .Drun2merS
By HVGH McHUGH
tGsorSs v. Hobarf}

It was swift squad of sports that climbed into coach and allowed themselves to be yanked over the rails in the direction of Chicago one morning last week.
 A bunch of brisk boys-believe me!
 Nick Dalrymple, Tod Stone, Slim Barnes-say! do you remember Slim?
 Travels for clothing house in Gin. cinnau and they call him Slim be- cause he's so fat that every time he turns around he meets himself con- ing back
 He's all to the good-that boy is!
 And such a cut-up!
 Slim knows more Took out!- there's-a-lady-over-there!" stories than any other drummer in the business. Nick goes after the gilt things for a hardware house in Columbus and he
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Collectors Fees.


 Attorney General Kirby in an opin- ion recently handed down as to the compensation a sheriff or collector is entitled to for collecting revenue says that the law allows them commissions on the kind of funds they receive for taxes. His opinion is as follows: "The collec or is to be allowed and paid commissions in kind of the funds col lected. For the first $10,000 collected, per cent; for all sums over $10,000 and under $20,000 collected, per cent; for all sums over S20,000 col lected, ? per cent. Thus, if the whole revenue collected shall amount to S60,000 in one year, he is to be allowed on the first $10,000 per cent, $500; on the second $10,000 per cent, $500; on remaining s40,000 per cent, $500, In all, $1,600 dollars, or an average of 2.66 2-3 per cent on the said $60,000, He also is allowed the same fees for making distress and sale of goods and ehattels for the payment of taxes as are now or hereafter may be allowed by law, to sheriffs for making levy and sale of property on execution and trav- cling fees, to be computed at 50 cents for each delinquent visited"
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
w. L. Guntrop Pardoned.

w. L. Guntrop, convicted in the Faulkner Circuit Court July, 1899, on the charge of carnal abuse and sen. tenced to one year in the penitentiary, has been granted a pardon by Acting Governor Pindall, in order to restore his citizenship.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Blackest of All.

The millionaire from Pittsburg was observed to be lettering outside of the pearly gates.
 "Why don't you hurry up and knock?" queried a shade.
 '.I'm waiting for that other chap to get ahead of me-" whispered the Pitts. burg millionaire.
 And who is he?"
 "Why, a grafter from San Francisco. By the side of him I will seem as in- nocent as a lamb"
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

Title hand!" said the bride, whereup- on Tod exploded and Slim began to grab for his breath.
 A Dutch brewer and his wife sat right ahead of Boozey and Birdie and every once in while the old hop puncher would turn around and beam benignly over the gold rims at the bride.
 "Boozey must snuggy-wuggy up closer 70 his Coozie and skeezs her 'itty Arm-no, no, not her waist! you naughty! naughty"
 The brewer was back at the bride with another gold-rimmed goo-goo when his wife got navvous and cut l4:
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Medical Examiner Appointed.

Dr. R. A. Hilton of Fl Dorado has been appointed member of the Board of Medical Examiners for Seventh congressional district, to fill the unexpired term of Dr. J. w. Week of Camden recently resigned.
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Diversified Existence,

An old brick laboratory in Middle. town, Conn.,, which was torn down Saturday, has been put to many uses since its erection in 1925. Originally 1t was gunhouse, but it has since been Osed as a hospital, an eating house, a carpenter shop, an icehouse, and an electrical laboratory.
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tion of the hlad- der and the trou- ble had gone so far in five years that my physicians said nothing but an operation would cure me. Awful b e airing dow D pains, backaches and headaches tor tured me. there
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Convict Farm levee.

At the next meeting of the State Penitentiary Board the details of the work of strengthening the levee along the state convict farm will be thor oughly considered. The work on the levee will begin August 20. Fifty men and about 30 teams will be employed on the work, the machinery that will be used being the property of the Linwood and Auburn levee district
 At the Penitentiary Board meeting next month Gus Waterman, president of the levee district. will be asked to
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Senate Journal Completed.

The journal containing the pro. ceedings of the recent Senate has been completed and is the largest of any of those of previous sessions. It contains the report of the Joint State Capitol Investigation Committee which is a volume it itself.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
County Examiners Report.

The reports of three county exam iners were received by Superintendent Doyne Saturday as follows: Lonoke, 147, schools 9,3oS pupils; Lafayette county, e schools, 4,S41 pupils; St. Francis county, 97 schools, 7,119 pu- pills, of which 2,005 are white.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Boil Weevil From Columbia.

Commissioner Guy B. Tucker re- ceived a bottle of boil worms in va rious stages of development, from Go lumbia county. The insects were quite curiosity to those who had never before seen the pests.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

It is not easy to be a widow; for she must resun1e all the modesty of maidenhood without being able even to pretend ignorance.-Mme. de Gi- rardin.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

were spells of dizziness and faintness. the kidney secretions were like blood and passed with intense pain. I had lost 90 pounds when I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and was dread fully nervous. In one week I felt bet ter and today I am well woman and have been for long time"
 Sold by all dealers. 50 cents box. woster- -Milburn Co.,, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
J. A. LoWrey Pardoned.
Mustered Out.

An order has been issued by Adju. tant General Paul Little ordering the mastering out of Company H, First Regiment, Arkansas National Guard, stationed at Charlottesville, for failure to maintain it's membership to the number required by the secretary of war.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Pension Matters Keep Force Busy.

Confederate pensions and sheriffs' settlements are keeping the clerical force in the auditors office busy, and will continue to take up their time until October 1.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Four Counties to Be Heard From.

The sheriffs of Il counties in Ar. kansas have made their annual set. dement's in full or in part with the state auditor. The collectors who have made no settlements this year are those of Cross, Little River. Poinsett and Sebastian counties. Quite a number owe small balances, which is usually the case every year. and which is unavoidable. The larg- est balance due on an unpaid settle. ment is by the collector of Conway county, who has paid about s1,000 on a collection of about $20,000. The law requires the collector to settle with the auditor within 15 days after he has made a settlement with the County Court, and the County Court meets every year for the purpose oi making this settlement on the first Monday in July.
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Creditable.

It is credIt to Americas scientific spirit that money can be found to finance polar expedition instead of being invested in trust nearer home
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

Let man pray that none of his womankind should form just esti- nation of him.-Thackeray.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
Such a Silly Idea.

Lingerie waists should be squeezed and not r, bbed," says magazine writer Tut, tut. Who'd care about rubbing one If he could squeeze it?
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03
A WoMAN's SUFFERiNGs.
A Dreadful Operation Seemed to Be
 the Only Outcome.

Mrs. Clyde Pixley, Bridge St., Beld- ing, Mich, writes: T had inf1amma-
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

A short absence quickens love: . long absence kills it.-Mirabeau.
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solvent and Pills and thinks they arc splendid tonic. Miss Edith Hammer, R. F. D. No. 6. Morrison, H., Oct. 3, '06."
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

. Mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup.
 For children tcethng softens the guus reduces fr. aAmmation. says pain, cures wind collie. 2sc bottle
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

furnish superintendent of construc- tiOn for the work on the convict farm. It is expected the work will be com pleted in about three months.
 Lonoke Owns Houses.
 Attorney General W. F. Kirby has rendered an opinion in regard to the ownership of two school houses built by a school district in Lonoke coun. ty, but now in Pulaski county by req. son of the change in the county lines by an act of the recent legislature. The attorney general held that the school houses are the property of the Lonoke county district, which has the right to sell or remove the houses. J. A. Lowrey Pardoned.
 J. A. Lowrey, who was convicted on the charge of grand larceny in the Sebastian Circuit Court at the De. cember Q906) term and sentenced to one years imprisonment ill the State penitentiary, has been granted a par don by Acting Governor Pindall. the fountain.
The Huttig news., 1907-08-03

Economy Carried to Excess.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-05-08
ADJUSTMENTS.
"a Soldier of Fortune


TOnight's attraction at the opera
house is A Soldier of Fortune" a
play somewhat on the lines of the
celebrated case, the story is of the
time when France was Overrun by the
Germans, the first act is during the
battle of Luneville, and the wrongly
accused vivandiere and her soldier
husband are the central figures of a
story of great interest that is founded
on fact. Moving pictures of the high
est class. illustrated songs. we'll sung
and various amusing SpGcialtieS pass
the time pleasantly between acts.
At the bargain matinee this after
neon, when all seats are ten cents.
the spirited and artistic performance
Of the romantic drama "LuCretia
BOrgia" Will be repeated. with Clara
Mathes in the title role and Mr.. Elmer
Bufham as GennarO, the entire com
pany appearing for the first time here.
Miss Grace RentfrOw does a clever
bOwery girl specially between the
acts. Little Harry King as usual, had
something different and Miss Twins
sang well some pretuly illustrated
songs. Lucretia Borgia" drew the
largest house of the season at the
Monday evening performance and will
no doubt have a record breaking at
tendance at the Wednesday matinee
for which seats are already selling. as
well as for the Soldier of Fortune
tonight.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-05-08
BON|FY WINS
FROM CH|PLEY
Decisive Victory Won by
Baseball Aggregation
of Former Town.
Special to The journal.

Bombay, Fla, May 6.-Despite the
inclement weather an immense crowd
of the faithful turned out yesterday
afternoon and saw our boys admins
ter a singing defeat to the ball toss
ers from Chipley, by the decisive
score of L to 4.
Considering the intense rivalry be-
tween the teams the game was eXCit-
ing throughout, though the visitors
did quit the field in the eighth inning
when they realized the game was lost
beyond a doubt.
The victory was doubly sweet to
the local lads in view of the fact that
it gave them the series, besides Civ
ing the visitors brought on" twirl-
ers a terrible drubbing-
The feature of the game was the
mastery pitching of Eonnie Martin
of the locals, who held the visitors
to scattered hits and struck out a
bakers dozen, while the locals hit
McOOlsky to all corners, securing ID
safe drives. In this respect ]. Hates
and Carkuff led with three each, while
]. Taylor starred for the visitors
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-05-08
Facts About Building Stone.

Almost everybody knows the rule of
the masons that stone used in build
ing should be so placed that 1t viii lie
as it lay in its natural bed when quar-
ried. But Francis W. Hoyt in the En-
cheering News says that this familiar
rule is not always to be depended upon
and needs in many cases to be supple
mented with other precautions. There
are three planes Of fracture known to
quarrymeR. The rift is the direction
IN which the stone splits most easily,
the grain that which Is next easiest,
the head that which offers the greatest
resistance. In paving block the two
sides represent the rift fracture, the
top and bottom the grain and the ends
the head. But in a quarry the natural
bed is sometimes considerably inclined
to the plane Of the irift; hence the i'm
perfection Of the ordinary rule for plac-
ing the stone In building.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1907-05-08
ABUSE OF INDOORS.
We Rely Too Much on the Profession
of Our. Houses.

We Rely Too Much on the Protection
of Our. Houses.
Houses were made for shelter, not
for confinement; for freedom, not re-
straint They were intended to enlarge
our sphere OF activities, not to dimin-
ish them.
They foster the family and make
progress possible but we should not
abuse their protection. We have crawl
ed away into their still and comforta-
BILE reeesses, slept lin their dry. clean
chambers, toasted ourselves over their
sheltered fires, read by their unficker-
ing lights ands eaten from their bOunti-
full boards SO long that we are grown
pale, timid, PeeVish and thankless
withal.
We have kept ourselves away from
the wind and the sun and the flashing
rain, from the feel Of the earth under
foot and the sense of the leaves and
stars overhead until we no longer know
the keen and simple joys of being
alive. We have set up barriers against
the inclemency. of nature and covered
before her severe austerity until now
we have forgotten how indispensable
is all her kindly nurture. how tonic her
rugged ways, how full of solace her
assuaging, calm.
Houses were only made to live in
when 1t Is too cold or too hot or too
wet toliYe out-of doors. Any other time
out Of doorsffS best To sleep out Of
doors'for a month is better than a trip
TO Europe. - Bliss Carman in Crafts
man.