The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-07-03
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/, Salt Lakers Do, for the
/ FreckIed Faced Kid
Says So.
KNOWS, HE DELIVERS
EOODS;; HE'S LIKE A CLAM
Facts Picked Up by The
stroller in Rambles
About Town.

as,e' You sc the feller that
Il ,be STROLLER stories Tor der
. dn t youl" The remark was made
s,rcller by l2-year-old lad Sat
-;,ht as he stood at the corner of
4, South and Main streets. He
4 S,,baces galore stacked up be-
3, opd ne was waiting for car,
noocle. however, in Salt Lake
great deal of time standing
a, corner waiting for cars, The
4, did so Saturday evening when
~ =, the corner of Third East and
4 South, and when car bearing 4
4 Douglas placard and bound west
N BY him without stopping he
10 some cuss words
|os, papa said his good WIFE
4, ear was loaded down with sol
A and YOU know YOU always said
uSo worc the blue of the
.,r soldier was bound 10 be re-
IA And vou have not even
q rour hat OF. Dear nc. ! am
- of YOU. Have YOU forgotten
4 4. men who wore that uniform
4 At Autietam, at Gettysburg, at
|F;nrrness. in Libby prison. some
iayo been at Shiloh, where
,;o SNYDER. your friend now liv-
q Salt Lake. caught your Uncle
y he fell back in his arms,
. pcrced by 2 grape shot. You
pot forgotten that. have you' We
rbIIdren then.
Ani the Boy Talked,
nshaw. why digress, The boy
.nIsinp and he SAID: "'Ain Z | a
4, Like 10 have this Job, wouldn Z
|-arv spool of thread 10 Muir
n Sells for . cents. Cost , al
In. Costs firm ] m with 20
4 10 deliver it. Well. | should
|bs fine, Go with me? Not on
\ BE No. that 5 prescription.
Il charged 81 for it. Man ! work
|,.aged so cents for putting IT mp.
La % cents for ear fare TO
ny Ny boss gets 10 cents out
d but the Doc. he gets thc S3 per
|nke of in q divvy on the side. FIc
De to medical society. They fix
,nce; YOU pay; sabe?N
30 see the floor walker. sec dc
NJ he said; "scc dc swell bead,
|tIer as gets de Sl0 per-ask
What u YOU ask him? Oh.
Il: dead cas,' Talk 10 him about
|e don know me- Well, YOU
fH life-but nc docs. ! m the
Eltd-facc kid who always gets de
rams, No, no; tips don Z go Just
|ArchsFge But, say-dc doc' No.
L comes the Murray car. Sc
: there first. Help me? Mike.
alEays dere wid dc. goods, But
ss de hoss This delivery business
re You 've no widowed mother 10
.n. or blind sister, or in
4 brother. Bike races 90, YOU
y Tuesday and Friday nights. La,
sycT dsy. FishiDg' Not me.
ny. What YOU givin me? Sec de
4 Good bye. No. can I come To-
|EE. Momer was promised chick
tot 10 get it yet. No, even If |
. y do The coon act and steal il.
ats. That s Smeltcr City car.
ccn | forget de boss. He II give
rfis You eau print and what dc
nN roes, you bstchcr life. Good
And he was gone.
Did Sec "do Bcss.r
'he messenger boy words sank
W gray matter of The Stroller.
ga lind. he said 10 his good
'kt us investigate. - And he
boss. as The messenger boy
rs busy. Ii was Saturday night
y oalt Lake had turned itself
All Inc stores were crowded.
sosn The Stroller and his good
sslked in the several managers
''m few minutes each.
ne dellvcr n spool of thread,
E 'Of course, Practically
rm IN the county. Does il
ven, yes; VIC pay thread man.
.'s's Tour and half cents p
I, Tue factory; ono half cent. we
nsys II down here; that is, puts
i'e snelf- We charge six cents
Deliver it al that price, yes.
v 10. II a customer on Thir.
sst Telephones 10 send her
u thread, we send il. Why!
IN u we 90 not the other fel-
~ competition is great you
IVY, You say? or course il is.
I,o0' woman Well, you arc married
MT s. abuses YOU ask. Now. that
~, i ,mng, The kid you talked
NM nl a., riehi, He Is on To his job.
.sse him some night 10 the
1u IN you: No--ask him: he II
X T., he's just kid You know.
Lsya Lpe ne may own q store; then
<6 more sense, but YOU know
Nm s1,in Children and fools =
'aA the kid He kuows
oa on Approval Abuse.
iss.,o,e continued this manager,
tAo,o'y was corroborsted by sew
g. the delivery Of small
a fhsu uo' what worries us. Thai IS
ht sn. send on approval racket
nn S,,s ~, IN. What do | mean?
saud.,auat opera cloak worn bv
|f,s tWspne Wne woman ''-nsming her
~ @aude Adams was here, She
Ia a, approval. II was returned
fot with the information that
but si,l' !, OF course ] knew the
,I's,ot I ! was no use TO kick. sine
ek'omer Of ours. She had, so
lo,yss s1lneb, and We had TO graft,
1T loT dress. Some other firm
t6' "a did not do so
'anenu,cS' You remember. when
wan 9l upon the beautiful hat
as, Unknown woman wore af
I'M we'll tha.