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The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
THE HALL OF FAME.

Peter Wiseman and his wife of Rock
wood, Mich. have been married sixty
years and in all that time have never
separated for twenty four hours at one
time.
Daniel Burns of Portland. Me-, who
has the remarkable record of thirteen
enlistments between 1861 and 1899, has
received a bronze medal from WASH
inSton.
In three successive oysters that
Hugh Garren of Bethlehem, Pa, open
ed In restaurant he found three good
sized pearls which a gem broker val
ued at $500.
Chief Justice Fuller of the United
States supreme court recently dropped
what Is regarded as a pointed hint that
he has not yet the slightest intention
Of retiring from his exalted position.
William Nottingham of Syracuse has
been elected regent of the University
of the State of New York for the full
term Of eleven years. For many years
he has been interested In the work Of
the university.
There is general expectation that
King Oscar Of Sweden intends to abdl-
cate the throne in favor of Crown
Prince Gustaf. June is mentioned as
a probable date, as this will be his
golden wedding anniversary.
Hon. William E. Borah, Idaho's new
senator, has the prestige at home OF
great legal talent, of eloquence and OF
ine personality. He is but forty-two
years Of age and, next to Mr.. Dixon Of
Montana, will be the youngest man in
the senate.
Sir Percy SandersOn, who has been
the British consul general in New York
city for thirteen years, has resigned.
He has been In the British civil service
over thirty years and has reached the
age limit Of sixty five years. He will
retire on pension.
John Hurley, the Litchfield Gaelic
student, who recently announced that
Virgil and Shakespeare were of Irish
descent, now declares that President
Roosevelt and Jonathan Trumbull, the
Revolutionary war governor Of Con
necticut had common ancestry. and
that ancestry was Irish.
Dean W. H. Henry, for twenty seven
years head of the College Of Agricul-
ture Of Wisconsin and chief of the
state experimental station, has resign
cd to take effect next July. Professor
s. NJ. Babcock, inventor of the milk
test and Professor II. L. Russell, head
of the department of bacteriology, are
mentioned for the place.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

THE POST does not know how
the application of the Glenwood Light
and Water company for Grizzly creek
water will be decided by the Court
and we would not insult Judge Cav
ender's intelligence and judicial
judgment by presumins to state how
he will decide. We do not belong to
the Annanais club and will not IN.
deItaKe to say there is victory for
anyone when there is no decision
whatever We have no personal in
terest in the case and have not been
subpcenaed as witness but when the
court chooses to pass on the case we
will give the facts and give them go
that both court and litigants will ap-
prove of our account.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
SHORT STORIES.

Printed musical notes were first used
in 1473.
Eighty-seven per cent of Canadian
farmers own their farms.
A barrel of beef, barrel of pork and
n barrel Of fish each weigh 200 pounds.
Seven game wardens We're shot, four
fatally, In the state of Pennsylvania
during the year 1906.
The Montreal Daily Witness Is the
only Journal in the world that will not
print theatrical advertisements.
Seven Maine towns celebrate the one
hundredth anniversary of their incor-
poratiou this year. These are Mont
Vile, Porter, Denmark. Jefferson, DIX
mont Friendship and Palmyra.
Three spotted leopard cubs, two
males and female. were born in the
Central park menagerie. New York. re
Gently. 1t was decided to give the
youngsters the names Of Teddy, Nick
and Alice.
1t Is said on good authority that the
elk which were turned loose In the
Adlrondacks some time ago are doing
we'll and rapidly increasing in num-
Der. An effort Is now being made to
stock the Adirondack waters with bea-
ver.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

So. 30 to %. 10 for bulk, tops at "a. 25.
Veals weak and not many here good
enough to land above IS. 80. Feeder
and stocker demand good but not
many offered and little trading done.
Prices remain just about the same as
week ago. Receipts TODAY were
1900. market 10 cents higher with a
good demand.
1he two big packing houses here
are buying cows and heifers subject to
post mortem inspection in accordance
with the rule laid down by big pack.
ers at all eastern markets. Although
eastern commission men refuse to sell
under these terms, local dealers are
selling the cows this way where the
owner desires 1t.
Hog receipts last week were $500
head. Local packers demands were
not urgent but shipping demand was
strong and all offerings found a good
market. Light weight hogs are sell.
ing to best advantage. Prices are
about ~ cents higher than q week ago
with tops now selling at e8.s 30.
Sheep receipts we're light and not
much change in market conditions.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
SATURDAY. JUNE 8, 1907.
A BAD SpASh

The Avalanche man assumed the
red letter scare head last Monday, in
order to tell suffering people how
he took his little hatchet and liberat-
ed them with it at Red Cliff, when
the case "of the people of Glenwood
VS.. The Glenwood Light and Water
Company was called
Then he goes on to tell that Judge
"Cavanaugh' said from the bench,
that he chad ordered the attorney
general to advertise the case and ruled
that at this time the water and light
company were not entitled to the
water of Grizzly creek. -
Whewl So many words, so many
falsehoods In the first place there
was no case entitled as the Avalanche
styles it on the docket. 1t was in
fact petition of the above named
company to have the waters of Griz-
Fly creek adjudicated to Wilhelm
part-the Town Of Glenwood entered
a protest. Then the presiding judge,
whose name happens to be Cavender,
by the way, did not hear the case. be.
cause the counsel for the company
asked for a continuance which was
granted; and If he had heard it at
all he would not have committed the
blunder which the learned Avalanche
''we' ascribes to him, to "order the
attorney general who bears to the
case as much relation as porcupine
does to giraffe, ''to advertise the
case.
However, that's just about as near
right as Holmes ever is. II the
cause of the Glenwood people is as
much misrepresented in the future as
it is how by its self-appointed news
paper champion, then good bye Griz-
ely for good.
But Holmes makes a chest and adds
that 'the Avalanche went into this
fight to win, and because of its sim
cerity y of purpose, 1t will do SO. Z"
The above is one and small sam
pie of that sincerity (D. Now let 8
watch for the next whopper with a
red letter scarehead.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

THE POST championed the cause
of the stockmen when it advised them
to show themselves loyal to the coun-
try in which they live by paying the
grazing fee imposed by the o. s. gov
ernment instead of defying the gov
ernment by refusing to pay the fee as
many of them very foolishly and in
the excitement Of public meeting
agreed to do. The cattlemen Iecog-
nized the value of our advice and
acted accordingly. complied with the
regulations and thus avoided being
listed as tresspassers. They are now
wondering where they would have
been If they had taken the advice of
the other fellows.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

A MOST scathing arraignment was
that Of Senator Hawley against Hay
wood in his opening charge to the
jury at Boise. Many thought his
harsh and terrible accusations could
not be sustained. but when Orchard
took the stand and gave his testimony
reciting in detail the 6endish acts
committed by himself and others at
the instigation of Haywood and other
officers of the Western Federation, it
began to look as though Hawley knew
what he was talking about. In view
of the wellknown fact that the deeds
which Orchard describes were done by
someone it will be difficult for the
defense to disprove Orchards state
ment as we'll as the power that
planned the deeds.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
Splendid Object Lesson

While Rev. SyIvanus Haupert of
Aspen was in Glenwood last week be
made few suggestions to the editor
which the enemies of the forest re-
serves might do we'll to heed. Mr..
Haupert says in Ohio, the state OF his
boyhood, where there we're once
springs galore. ninety per cent of
those springs have now gone dry ow-
ing to the devastation of the great
forests which once held back the
moisture and distributed 1t evenly
and gradually.
On his fathers old home place
where formerly there were over
twenty springs now there is but one
and Mr.. Haupe1t does not believe
that would be flowing today hut for
the fact that his brother has protected
the timber above it.
He relates the fact that at Schoen.
brunn. Ohio. many years ago the
pioneers erected upon big tree a
tablet bearing this inscription: "In
l776 many Indians, much water; 1910
few Indians. little water; 1925. no
Indians, no water" This statement
simply illustrates that with the al.
vent of the white man and bis de-
structive methods the supply Of spring
water was soon diminished.
A more striking illustration of the
value Of forest protection or rather
the DISASTROUS effect of forest de-
struction, Mr.. Haupert found in the
Holy Land where the once fertile
fields have been entirely swept away
and what was once . beautiful and
productive garden Is now Q barren.
desoIate waste covered with rocks, the
fertile soil having been carried into
the sea by the terrible foods which
would have been impossible had the
timber growth been preserved.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
Weekly Stock Letter

Denver Union Stock Yards, June 8
Cattle receipts last week were 5000
head, but less than 1000 were natives,
balance southern stockers billed
through. Quality Of the native stuff
here was good on the average and
some high prices realized. Steers met
with better inquiry than preceding
week and prices closed firmer on the
good grades. Choice Nebraska corn
feds brought u. 40, high price of the
week and as high as anything sold
here this year. Other steers brought
$5. 20 with bulk Of the good killing
grades att 40 to s5. 90. A string Of
choice eastern Colorado corn fed heif-
en brought $3.50, high price of the
year for this class Of stuff. A few
fancy cows landed at $4.5O to $4.75,
with several straight carloads at a. 80
to a. As and bulk Of good ones at o. 10
to e4.35. Medium cows sold at $32. .5
to.e8. 76 and common kinds down to
e2.25. Bulls were active and firm at
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
A FEW YEARS ago people we

A FEW YEARS ago people were
telling how the automobiles would
soon revolutionize the matter Of local
travel and put the horse out Of com
mission. Today the auto factories
are running to the fullest limit Of
their capacity and yet horses were
never in such demand and at such a
high price. There are more stink.
wagons in use than ever before and
apparently fewer horses. Don't get
it into your head that the automobile
or any other invention of the present
or future will ever displace the good,
faithful horse which in addition to
furnishing you with means of loco.
motion is likewise a companion and u
joy to the man whose heart goes out
toward the animal nature. Wood
and steel and rubber may be all right
in way but flesh and blood and life
is better and faithful old Dobbin will
not be crowded out by the inanimate
combination which at present satisfi es
the popular demand.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
NOT THE CALIFORNIA WAY

The people are anxiously awaiting
the appearance of the Glenwood Post
this week. They want to know if
Dick still supports the Light & Water
company. y.-Avalanche.
Supports them in what, neighbor :
We hadn't yet noticed that they need
ed any support. They seem to be
able to hold their own with you with
ont any special support. Anyway, IL
we were to undertake to support them
We would not do it by taking trip
to California at critical time.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
8 REALLY amusing

IT Is REALLY amusing the
knowledge some people possess of
what the forest service intends to do.
One man has this idea and bis neIgh-
bor has another. The latest is the
claim made for the purpose If adding
to the prejudice Of the farmers against
the system that Mr.. Pinchot will soon
tax the irrigation water which rises
on the reserves. The Post has made
IN effort to verify that statement. or
rather, to ascertain If there is or ever
was any truth In it. We are satisfied
tnat there is not now and never has
been any intention whatever on the
part sof the government to charge
such fee. An extract from let
ter 10 Senator Taylor in another COL
umn makes clear Mr.. Pipchot's atti.
tuds tp tbs matter.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
and JESTS
oYA
JAM e
PARTON
DAM .
Better Day a-CoI1lin'
copvaiahr
foo8 ~
Lee AAMcY

When the of life distress misfortune you
to the dark brink of o. despair
When world cold
fearless wrese with a load of carking
beyond which
let glances wander the reddening sky
Where the light is
ing there a better day a-comin' by and by.
Darkness scatters fore light,
Sunshine the shad to flight,
In the hooks of the pleasant lie.
Every pain will find
Every to cain
There's better day comm by and
Never bow tribuaton give mentaton oe
the wayside shedding
despondency
though the threatening hundes crash about
In the fight be wise and with with
there 10 or die
And though
there's better day
Night is followed by day,
Every cloud pass away.
There's smile upon the trail of every sigh
There a laugh the tear,
There's joy for every
There's better day a-comin' by
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
letter Cured

A lady customer of ours had suffered
with letter for two or three years. 1t
got so bad on her hands that she could
not attend t. her household duties.
One box of Chamberlain g Salve cured
her. Chamberlain medicines give
splendid satisfaction in this commun-
ity.-M. H. Rodney & Co., Almond,
Ala. Chamberlain medicines are
for sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

The minister who married the
Coreys has humbly apologized to his
church and returned the fee 1t may
not be long before Corey would be
glad to apologize to the American
people and return the girl.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
free Booklets on Old Mexico

In connection with the special ex
cursions to Mexico City, the Colorado
q Southern is distributing some
handsome illustrated literature. Tick
cts at half lates will be sold April 25
to May 10, June to Is and June 90 to
July 12. good for 90 days; stopovers
in both directions.
T. E. FISHER,
q. p. A.. Denver.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

WHEN A MAN can distort vic
tory out of an order of court fixing a
time for hearing argument. such order
being made on account Of an affiiction
which came to one of the lawyers in
the case. it is evident that he has no
desire to be fair or honest.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
Methodist Episcopal Church

Preaching at II a. M. and 500 p. IN
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Epworth League at 200 p. m.
Prayer services at church Wednes-
day at 500 p. III.
You are cordially invited to attend
any and all of these services,
w. O. WOOLEVER, Pastor.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
st. Stephens Catholic Church

st. Stephens Catholic Church
October to May.
Mass and Sermon 9:3O a. m.
Rosary, Sermon and Benediction,
7:3O p. IN.
Sunday Services May to October.
Mass, Sermon and Benediction 600
a. N.
First Sunday of month, two Masses.
First Mass at 300 a. m.
Week day Mass at 500 a. IN
REV. DAVID O'DWYER.
Pastor.
REV. JOSEPH H. BRUNNER.
Assistant
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

A poet is to be appointed United
States minister to Denmark. In JUS
tice to our president it should be
stated that he is not the bloomin'
bard who rhymed "Gee a sore nose
he felt with Theodore Roosevelt. "
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

OF what tangled web we weave
When first We practice to deceive,
But after some rehearsals we
Can lie with great ability.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

The Philadelphia Record tells of a
cat that Matched out brood of four
teen chickens and is acting as a
watcbful mother over them. Because
of the very late spring something had
to take the place of the usual snake
story. you know.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

1t is said that while en- route to
prison in his automobile Abe Hum.
mel broke down. Strange to say,
the machine didn't.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

DR.. Mary Walker has asked the
officials OF the Burlington railway to
rescind the order prohi biting conduc-
tors from wearing whiskers. The old
gal boy likes to see 'em if she can t
raise EN-.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
Collie and DiarrllOea

Pains in the stomach. collie and di.
arrhoea are quickly relieved by the
use of Chamberlain Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by
all dealers
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
Christian Science Church

Christian Science Church
Christian Science services every
Sunday at Cardnell's bull ling. corner
of Grand avenue and Ninth street, as
follows: Church service at II a. m !,
Sunday scnool at 10 a. m. Testimon-
ial and experience meeting on Wednes-
day evening at 7:3O. A cordial invi-
tation is extended to all. a Chris
tian Science reading room has also
been opened at the same address,
where all Christian literature is kept
on hand. Open every afternoon from
. to 4 except Sunday. All seekers
for truth are invited to call and in
7estieats.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

The Indiana man whom Ellen Ter
ry married never wrote poem or his
torical novel. Perhaps Ellen simply
desired to add him to her curio collec-
tion.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

A Kansas paper tells of woman
who 'hatched $50 young chickens in
sixty days. How did she ever man
age to keep from crushing the eggsi
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

1t is probable that the New York
World will be unable to secure cor
rect answer to its query, "What is a
Democrat" until it gets reliable
medium to ring up the shade of the
late Thomas Jefferson for long dis
tance interview.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

"Pie," says Baltimore physician,
sis one of the worst enemies man
has," But remember, dear reader,
the Good Book bids you love your
enemies
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

Count Boni de Castellane says he
rarely meets an American gentleman
in Paris. This may be due to the
fact that the American gentlemen see
him first.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
MIDLAND ROUTE
Summer Excursion Rates

One fare plus ~ 90 the round trip.
Minimum rate f1S.15, from Denver,
Colorado Springs or Pueblo.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

When man tries to drown his
troubles in drink he soon discovers
that they are all wearing life preser-
vels.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
Dates of Sale

June 10, 16. II, 22. 23. a. 90 and
30, July 1 to 6, 8 to 12, 10, 90 and 81.
Final limit October 81.
Denver and return. June II. $40. 90
Denver and return, June ID, 81,
28, July and 12. 2......... 1000
Leadville and return June Ia and
.............. $50
Account Public Lands conven-
tion, Denver and return 49,. 1000
Account Women of Woodcraft
Rally, Leadville and return. $50
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
CHURCH SERVICES
Presbyterian Church

Presbyterian Church
Morning Worship, II o clock.
Evening Service, 7:3O o'clock.
Sabbath School, 9:45 a. IN.
Christian Endeavor, $50 p. M.
Mid-week service Wednesday eve.
ming. 1880.
All are welcome.
BERNARD l.. RICE, Pastor.
Phone Red ia 8OS Bennett Ave.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

Senator Depew gravely asserts that
the republican party always tells the
truth. First thing he knows he will
wake up some fine morning and find
that he has been made right honor
ary member of the American Press
tiumorists' association.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

Abe Hummel has been put to work
kneading dough in the bake shop OF
the prison on Blackwell 8 island. II
was feeling that he needed dough
that got him there.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

Prices remain about the same but
local demand is not strong as the con-
smptive demand for mutton is lighter
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

The time for Spring fishing and
Spring clothes.
If you go fishing you may get
bite. If you go clothes buying
yon may get bit. The "bite" is
more pleasant than the "bit."
Come here for your Spring things
and you'll be perfectly safe.
We are showing a splendid line
of Spring Suits, Shirts, Neckwear,
Hosiery, ETC., all at very moderate
prices.
Silver Shoe & Clio. Co,
Grand Avenue
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

"a woman can make dollar go
further than a man, says an ex-
change. George Washington once
threw silver dollar across the Poto-
mac river. We'd like to see a woman
do it.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

The Boston girl can wIiggle in the
hootchee. Kootchse dawnce
And feel tis not shocking impro-
priety,
But she cawn't refer to trousers by
the vulgar name Of pawnts.
For that would wreck her standing
in society.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08
June | to SEPT. is

Portland and return .... 5000
Seattle and return. ...... 80. 5000
Vancouver and return ....... 5000
Spokane and return ...... $500
Helena and Butte and return .. 4O.OO
San Francisco and return ... 5000
Los Angeles and return .... 5000
San Diego and return ...... 5000
Phoenix, Ariz., and return -. $500
Prescott Ariz., and return. =. As. 90
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

In Montana the stolk is classed as
u songbird by statute. And it nc
doubt is. How else could it lull its
cargo into quietude while en- route to
a port to deliver it7
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

The trust is to boost the plice o
beans. but if they were to go up to ,
dollar a carat the loyal Bostonian
would continue to purchase them t,
be worn as stickpins.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

Alfonso oft IN golden thought
Built castles in the air, we wot,
But now with that famed midnight
trot
He has to rassle.
In nightie, with mis- feet all bare,
Heels in the carpet doth he wear
To still the squallings OF the heir
That's in the castle.
Just after his recovery from the
severe whipping he received from
NANCY cur, "Pete,' the president $
dog, sought an interview with pas
sing bulldog and was so badly chewed
up that it was found necessary to send
him to a Cog hospital for repairs.
The efforts of the brute to live up to
his masters strenuous reputation seem
to result disastrously.
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

The story Of Indian babies being
fed to monster serpent on New
Mexico reservation will successfully
hold the snake story championship
against all corners for the season of
I OO~
The Glenwood post., 1907-06-08

that they are all wearing life preser-
vels.
1t is said that while en- route to
prison in his automobile Abe Hum.
mel broke down. Strange to say,
the machine didn't.
OF what a tangled web we weave
When first We practice to deceive,
But after some rehearsals we
Can lie with great ability
A Kansas paper tells of woman
who matched $50 young chickens in
sixty days. How did she ever man
age to keep from crushing the eggsi
The Indiana man whom Ellen Ter
ry married never wrote poem or his
torical novel. Perhaps Ellen simply
desired to add him to her curio collec-
tion.
"Pie," says Baltimore p hysician,
is one of the worst enemies man
has," But remember, deaI reader,
the Good Book bids you love your
enemies.
Count Boni de Castellane says he
rarely meets an American gentleman
in Paris. This may be due to the
fact that the American gentlemen see
him first.
Abe Hummel has been put to work
kneading dough in the bake shop of
the prison on BlacKwell's island 1t
was feeling that he needed dough
that got him there.
In Montana the stork is classed as
u songbird by statute. And it no
doubt is. How else could it lull its
cargo into quietude while en- route to
a port to deliver it9
The trust is to boost the plice of
beans. but if they were to go up to
dollar carat the loyal Bostonians
would continue to purchase them to
be worn as stickpins.
The story Of Indian babies being
fed to monster serpent on New
Mexico reservation will successfully
hold the snake story championship
against all corners for the season of
1907.
IA woman can make a dollar 90
further than man. says an ex-
change. George Washington once
threw a silver dollar across the Poto-
mac river. We'd like to see a woman
do it.