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The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26
COWS MUST
BE HEALTHY
Especial to The sentIpel.l


Pueblo. Colo. Sept. 26.-City
Food Inspector Kinkel announces
that no cows will be allowed to be
bought or sold hereafter unless the
bill of sale is accompanied by GER
tifcate of health. showing them to
be free from tuberculosis or other
contagious diseases. All the dairies
of the city are inspected regularly
and no milk Is sold that comes from
tuberculosis cows. The additional
step is being taken for the purpose
of stamping out the disease entirely.
Paul Casperick, for the past thir-
teen wears one of the best known
railway employees in the local yards,
having charge of the air brake in
spection work has been transferred
to Bingham City. Utah, and VIII
there have supervision of the same
department of work for the Rio
Grande Western. The change is a
most deserved promotion for Mr..
Casperick, although he and his fam
Inv are loath to leave Grand juno
tion. Mr.. Casperick has a great cir
ole of friends and is one of those
citizens that any community regrets
to give up. Mr.. Casperick Is chan
celIor commander of the Knights OF
Pytbias lodge in this city and has
proven a most efficient and popular
officer. The best wishes OF many
friends will follow the Casperick
family to their new home.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26
1.-Two Stock pnrndc

The premiums In the live stock
exhibit were awarded this morning
and at 1 o'clock this afternoon, be-
fore the grand stand, the parade of
the premium winning live stock was
made. 1t was a great showing of
stock and aroused much enthusiasm.
Miss Sullivan Again.
The exhibition of work done at
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

"A great many people are here to-
day from Gisnwood, Aspen, Rifle
Red Cliff, Grand Valley, New Castle
and other neighboring points.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Attend the dance at Marjory hall
the 26th and 27th. Paine's orches-
ira.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Today 1t is reported that Mrs. Ro~
setta Johnson, the defendant in the
locally celebrated divorce suit which
was concluded yesterday. is very i'll.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Come early for the grand ball to-
night Auditorium.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

There were several arrests on the
drunk and dlsorderly charge last
night. The offenders appeared In po-
lice court this morning and were
given the usual fines and costs.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Be on the lookout for our display.
Hiatt
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

We have one OF the neatest little
bakeries now in the city. Star bak-
cry
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Tomorrow, the last day of the Me
sa County fair, promises to be the
greatest and best day, and II the
is fine the attendance will
run way up into the thousands.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

We are ia our new store now.
Star bakery.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

And don't forget our old stand
for all kinds of work. Hiatt. the
blacksmith. n.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

II you drive a Joe Moon buggy,
try for free harness on the 26th.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Get some bull
ler's Candy Kit
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Miller's homemade
fectly fresh.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Harry L. Hiatt can furnish you with
complete outfit for camping at Q
reasonable cost.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Famous "RamshiAe'' UMBRELLA.
detachable handles. Primrose,
Jeweler.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Gold coin poultry and stock food
the best on earth at PlRtt's Enter
prise feed store. $50 Ma
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Bracelets are going
more than ever this fal
see our beautiful line.
Jewsler.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26
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The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26
Water pal

We wp
old Gust
ones.
The daily sentinel., 1907-09-26

Walter Wood and Mr.. Pete Olesop
from Lake City are the guests OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Eli Adshade.
One fare for the round trip over
the Denver & Rio Grande to Aspen
and return, account Trl-County fair.
October l to 4. Call on ID. & II. G.
agent for particulars.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. S. Warner of Sun
nysiie are visiting relatives and
friends in the city.
Be on the lookout for our display.
Hiatt.
Come early for the grand ball to-
night. Auditorium.
We have one OF the neatest little
bakeries now in the city. Star bak-
cry.
We are III our new store now.
Star bakery.
And don't forget our old stand
for all kinds of work. Hiatt, the
blacksmith. H.
II you drive a Joe Moon buggy,
try for free harness on the 26th.
Harry L. Hiatt can furnish you with
complete outfit for camping at Q
reasonable cost.
Famous "RamshiAe" Umbreliaa.
detachable handles. Primrose.
Jeweler.
Gold coin poultry and stock food
the best on earth at Platt's Enter
prise feed store, 250 Ma
Bracelets are going
more than ever this fal
see our beautiful line.
Jewsler.
Miller's homemade
fectly fresh.
Get some bull
ler's Candy Kit
Water pal
We wo
old Gust
ones.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05
given pledges and such securities as

given pledges and such securities as
may be considered adequate.
IF the ice field Of the Arctic be
stranded on one large island or on
two small ones, besides coming
against the north Of Greenland would
propose to break up the ice by start
ing in to work at the east of Green
land and then proceeding north and
west The work could also be COM
menced at the head of Davis strait
and Behring strait.
The work Of breaking up of the ice
could, believe, be done by shooting
great torpedoes under the ice, so fix
ed that they would explode at a con-
siderable distance. Ice floating on
the surface, as the ice in the Arctic
ocean does, would be very easy to
break up, as experiments have proved.
"And once broken up, the Ice east
of Greenland would flow out in to
the Arctic and melt. II the whole
mass of ice were found to float out
when its connection with Greenland
were severed, we should probably
have to depend on the Davis and
Behring straits to convey it away.
81 might point out to you that when
this scheme Of mine has been carried
out, as 1t will be some day. the area
of habitable land in Canada would
be more than double that of the whole
Of the United States. Moreover,
Greenland, with a mild climate, would
unquestionably become more valua-
BILE, and you can depend upon it that
the United States would try to get
possession Of 1t, in that case"
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05
TWO MEAN MEN.
Who Encouraged Their Wives to Gam
BILE With Stacked Cards.

Two of the meanest men in town
live up on Capitol hill, not far from
the state house. The other night one
Of them took his wife over to call on
the other and his wife. The women
brought up the subject of poker, and
each claimed she was an expert at
the game. They wanted to play. The
husband Of one winked at the other
man and the two men excused them
selves a moment on a trivial pretence.
They went into the next room, and
the one who had winked sad:
Lets play trick on the old girls.
"Fine!" replied the other. What
shall we do?"
Fix up a deck Of cards for them
and start poker game. Each Will
get a big hand before the game has
progressed far and you and l will
drop out. Then we'll watch the fun"
The other agreed, and they got
four decks of cards all alike. A deck
was fixed up containing eight aces,
eight kings, eight queens and eight
Jacks, with enough cards to make the
fifty-two. They then went back to
their wives and suggested game of
draw poker.
Their plan worked to perfection.
On the first deal looks Of surprise and
pleasure came over the faces OF the
two women, and they began to bet.
The men dropped out. 1t was woman
against woman, and the way they bet
was a caution. Each was so conf
dent Of winning that the limit was
taken off, Each called her husband
and showed her hand.
"Well, I'll stand by my wife as long
as she wants to bet" said one OF the
men.
"I'll stand by mine," said the other.
They kept up their betting, keep.
ing tab on the wagers until the pot
was $500. Then one woman decided
she had had enough and called for
showdown.
1--WE got four aces" said the other,
A look of keen disappointment
spread over the others face and two
tears came oozing from her eyes. I've
only got four kings" she said in
faltering voice.
Then / win," said the other tri-
umphantly. "See there Charley" she
said to her husband, 1--WE won you
$400."
One man winked at the other.
Neither one Of you win, he said.
you've both been cheating"
"Wh-a-at?" the women said to-
gether.
Look at your hands" said the
man. "You (pointing to his wife's
cards), you've got four aces, but two
of them are aces Of diamonds and the
other two are aces of spades.
"And look at your hand" said the
other husband to his wife. you've
got four kings, but two of them are
kings Of hearts and the other two are
kings Of clubs. What do you women
mean by cheating like that?"
Astonishment on the women's faces
soon began to give away to anger,
as they realized that they had been
tricked. Just as one of them brought
her fist down on the table the two
men fed to the next room and locked
the door.
That was three nights ago. Their
wives have scarcely said anything
more than yes" and mo" to the men
since.-Denver Post.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05

WHERE MAN WOULD Be.-A Detroit
woman said of the late Gen. Russell
A. Alger:
In company with a half dozen 9TH
er women--a committee, in fact-l
once waited on Gen. Alger to try and
interest him in woman suffrage.
He was interested. He admitted
the truth of many Of our arguments;
but in the matter of supporting us he
would not go as far as we wanted him
to go.
"One Of the ladies got, 1 am afraid,
a little over-excited. In her address
to the general she imputed to woman
more virtues than any merely human
creature could possess. At the heighc
of her eloquence Gen. Alger, chuckling
interrupted her
He said he had once attended a
woman suffrage meeting where the
lady lecturer on the platform had
boasted about woman just as this lady
was doing. The lecturer, he said, end
ed a striking climax with the ques-
ton:
Where would man be if it had not
been for woman
She looked around the crowded
hall. The silence was intense. She
raised her hand and cried again i'm
pressively:
~ repeat. where would man be If
Il had not been for woman
Then a coarse voice from the rear
replied:
In Paradise, ma'am.' .'"-Washing-
ton Star.
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Humorous Department.
William and the Comet.

William, what about that hot comet
in London?" asked an Observer man
of William Gorrell, the doorkeeper OF
the Southern Manufacturers club, yes
terday.
Oats somefn' dat l don't care to
discuss. It's too high. l don't believe
in meddlin' wild de Lawd's business.
Des as long as you kin teleToam. or
write te er man it's all right. but
when you git TO foolin' wild er comicK
den you're breedin' trouble"
'I see," you are afraid that light
ming or something like that Will strike
you. You're not q scientist"
You kin call 1t des whut you lax,
but 1 amt talkin' bout no comick' rur
dat's de Lawd's doin's.
You amt never hearn tell NV ole
man Jim Blalock, Is you?"
who was he?"
well, he wuz er big farmer over
der river. when l wuz des er boy. he
cussed an done des lax he pleas, an
wild al de beggin' he never would go
to church. He didn't lax no preacher
nohow. Eff er preacher come erbout
he cussed. He beat his niggers In sla-
vry time.
We'll, one day, when old man Jim
an all his family wuz at de table eat
in dinner de lightnin' hit de house an
knocked de gable end off an flung de
chilluns down off Nv deyer cheers. Dat
made ole Jim mad so he jump up an
run out an look up an say: now
confound 1t, try ole BALI meanin' MS
ball head"
Did he do that William?"
He sho' did, but he gut pay fur it,
fur de Lawd des bust him open wild er
lightnin' flash. De family heered de
crack lax er waggin' whup an when
dey gut out dere old Jim wuz layin on
de groun' des lax er dead man."
WAS he dead?"
NO, not adzackly, but he might des
we'll er been, fur he never could walk
no mo-. He wuz paralyzed de rest Nv
his life. But dat made him er good
man. He stop cussin' an jined de
church.
Oats why you don't ketch dis mig
ger foolin' wild no comick er anything
lax dat."-Charlotte Observer.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05

WHICH SIDE.-SOme years ago, While
the writer was returning from Raj
eigh, n. c.. on an excursion train over
the Seaboard Air Line, he was accost-
ed by the conductor of the train, one
who had evidently spent his youth in
keeping away from anything that per-
tanned to education, and who proceed
ed to unfold the following example of
Down home" wit:
II declare some people can ask the
most foolishest question l ever see.
What do you suppose some woman
asked me just now?"
l replied that l was unable to guess
and requested him to enlighten me.
He then proceeded to tell his story,
which ran as follows:
While | was passing through a
coach lust now some woman stopped
me and asked me how far we were
from Weldon. l replied that we were
about fifty-five miles from Weldon.
She then asked. This side or the other
side?' "-Harper's Weekly.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05
His Uncle Who Died Young.

It was in the commercial room OF
a Midland hotel. Longevity was the
subject of conversation, when a gen.
tleman-whose nasal twang pro-
nounced him as from across the At
lantic-joined in with the remark:
'I guess the climate of this island Is
dead against a long inning"
There were sounds OF dissent The
American ignored the interruption and
continued:
Now the Amurrican climate Is
somethin' like a climate. Kind OF
makes you live, want to or not. Why,
my great uncle Jake from Montanall
be ninety-four next fall, but you'd
never think 1t to see him jump on and
off his bicycle when he's going down
south to see his old people. My aunt
Mima-she's seventy-six, and junior
golf champion of Fresno. Great
snakes! she's a peach Of a player for
a junior; get another year or two over
her head and she'll be frightenin' some
of the older players, I can tell you.
1eS, lH6Te . ucSu q lNI VI oS SANNo''N
up in Montana, but can't call to mind
any one of 'em handing in their checks
before they'd passed the century"
'T fancy" said a quiet man, who
was smoking a cherrywood pipe, that
I've read somewhere of one of your
relatives dying comparatively young
and somewhat suddenly"
my uncle Ezekiel got damages from
the Montana Eagle for publishin'
false account of his death; perhaps
that's what you're running your head
up against" said the Yankee.
NO" replied the quiet man. 1T
wasn't your uncle Ezekiel, and it wasn't
in the Montana Eagle. The account
l read was true one. 1t was in the
Acts of the Apostles and had refer
ence to your uncle Ananias. Tit Bits.
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to him and pulled out one of the gold
en- hairs on his head. He awakened
with cry and she said:
ut is nothing, but I have dreamed
that a fountain which flowed water in
great abundance has gone dry. What
can be done to make it flow again?"
"They must kill the toad hidden un-
der a stone of the same fountain" said
the devil, and he returned to sleep.
The woman pulled out the second
hair and the devil awakened, furious
The woman said:
1T is nothing, only now I have
dreamed that found myself in a town
where a great tree which bore apples
of gold has withered and bears moth
ing"
"They must kill the mouse hidden
among its roots, then the tree will pro-
duce it's rich apples again." said the
devil, in very bad humor. and slept
again.
Then the woman pulled out the third
hair of gold and this time the devil
awoke a devil indeed, but the wise wo-
man soothed him, saying:
1T is nothing, only another time
have dreamed, and I saw a boatman
who rowed people from one side of a
river to the other, and he exclaimed
saying. What can I do in order that
some other take this heavy work from
me?"
1.-The fool man." cried the devil: "he
has but to say to the first one who en-
ters his boat, putting the oar In his
hand, Take 1t, now thou remainest.
In this way he can march off free
man."
The devils wife dreamed no more
and 1t was barely day when she re-
changed the ant to its true form OF
noble youth, and giving him the three
hairs said:
Now thou hast what thou didst
seek, 60"
The youth reached the river and
when on the other side he said to the
boatman:
ITO the first who enters thy boat
say, giving him the oars, Take 1t, now
thou remainest' Then thou canst &c
thy way in freedom"
When he reached the town of the
tree # den apples he said to Its
guardians:
xiii the mouse hidden in its roots
and the tree will bloom again"
In reward for this counsel they gave
him two asses laden with gold.
He arrived at the town Of the foun-
tain and told its guardians: xiii the
toad hidden under one Of its stones
then the water will flow abundantly
again."
They also gave him two asses laden
with gold in return for this wise ad-
vice.
With all these riches and the three
golden hairs Of the devil he arrived al
the palace, where he was greeted
with great joy by the princess. so well
had he fulfilled difficult and danger
Gus enterprise.
The king, envious and avaricious as
he was, asked where he had found SO
much gold. The youth answered, In
the sands of a river he had seen.
At nightfall the king left his palace
secretly in search of that river with
golden sand. He reached the bank and
seeing the boatman, called to him to
come take him over to the other side.
Scarcely was the king in the boat
when the boatman thrust the oar into
his hand saying: Take it, now thou
remainest."
For his great sins the king remain
ed changed to a boatman-so truly
that verify believe he is there yet
A Peon's Tale in a Mexican Market
Place.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05
WEST POINT ROUTINE.
Cadets Busy From Six A. M. Till Ten
at Niuht.


In nearly every case the boy who
wishes to go to West Point must put
in a year or two Of especially stren-
uous study in order to be able to pass
the entrance examination, writes H.
Irving Hancock, in st. Nicholas. That
is nothing compared with what Is be-
fore him in case he succeeds In enter
ing the academy. West Point is the
worst possible place for lazy or stu
pid boy. He Is aroused at six O'Clock
in the morning, has stated number
Of minutes in which to wash and
dress himself, a few more minutes in
which to aid his room mate in setting
the little apartment to rights.
Let the boy who wishes to go to
West Point gaze around his room at
home and see how it looks. Then let
him understand that at the academy
scrap of paper on the floor or any
other untidiness will bring about a
punishment that affects his standing
I'm his class AS quickly as he can
possibly get his room tidy the bugle
sounds to call him to breakfast. That
over, he marches to recitation. The
schoolmasters at West Point. who are
all army officers, are looked upon as
being the most strict In the country
No cadet Is allowed to make the eE-
cuse that he has not been able to pre-
rare his lesson. He must be prepared
for all that his instructors require OF
him. Nor can he hope to escape I'm
noticed, for each class is divided into
sections of abou' eight young men
each, and the rec.tations last from az
hour to an hour and a half each. Be-
tween 8 a. m. and l p. m. the time is
evenly divided between study and rec
itation.
At o'clock the battalion of cadets
marches to the mess hall for dinner
after which a few minutes are allow
ed for recreation" At 2 o'clock stud
les and recitations are resumed until
4 o'clock. This is followed by an
hour and twenty minutes Of drill, af-
ter which comes dress parade. Soon
after this is finished, at $50 the young
men march to supper. From to 10
they spend the time in their rooms
in cadet barracks at hard study. AT
10 o'clock taps" sound, and i'm
mediately every young man must
have his lights out and be in bed
During the "a hours he has eight
hours of sleep, with 16 hours Of stu
DIV, recitation, drill, the time allowed
for meals and 80 minutes devoted to
recreation" A boy who likes ease
and indoent comfort would do bet
ter to stay away from West Point
Soldiers who can endure hard mental
and bodily work are wanted there.
When Saturday comes around the
cadet has his afternoon and evening
to devote to his own pleasure, unless
he is backward in his studies or has
broken some of the regulations.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05

- From one of the big ranches in
the San Joaquin valley an elderly
workman. not addicted to vacations,
recently made a trip to San Francisco.
The postmaster on his return said to
him. employing word needlessly
complex and long: We'll, JabeZ, how
did YOU like the metropolis" ''Wot
say" asked the old man. How did
YOU like the metropolis" he repeated.
."Twant open." said he.-San Fran
cisco ArgOnaut.
Yorkville enquirer. [volume] (Yorkville, S.C.) 1855-2006, 1907-04-05

31Y One of the unique features of the
Pacific coast region is witnessed every
winter in Nevada county. little north
and east of Sacramento, where, ac-
cording to What to Eat. big Ice crop
has been harvested, and within few
miles a big orange crop gathered,
both harvests going on at the same
time. Nevada county is one of the
smallest counties in California, but at
Truckee. which lies at an elvation of
about 5000 feet. sleighing, skating
and ice-cutting were the order or the
day during January, while 800 feet
below strawberries, oranges and roses
were being picked, these widely sepa-
rated occupations being carried on
by the participants almost in sight of
one another.
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the first insertion, and Fifty Cents per
square for each subsequent insertion.
A square consists of the space occupied
" ten lines of this size type.
~ Contracts for advertising space
for three, six and twelve months will
lie made on reasonable terms. The
contracts must in all cases be confined
to the regular business of the firm or
individual contracting and the manu-
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at noon when intended for Tuesdays
issue. and on Thursday at noon. when
intended for Fiday's issue.
t4r Cards Of thanks and tributes Of
inserted at the rate Of 10 cents
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B& A full blooded Indian squaw, at
tired in the regulation costume of the
well-bred society woman in Indian
life-brightly cOlored blanket and
skirt with beaded leggings and mocca-
sins. with the latest approved Chey-
enne coiffure, which is the same they
have been wearing the past hundred
years says the Ell Reno American,
was recently seen to walk into the Ell
Reno State bank and fill out check
in a full round hand, which she pre-
sented at the proper window and re-
ceived her pin money, supposedly. The
officials of the bank say it is a COM
mon occurrence, but to the average
citizen it seemed a singular proceed
ing.
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