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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
/ N Sardie Gipbegugeu5

,Hnb bat btr nadJgebrun1ntt" pols
lenoete ser tleine Climber ole nliitter>
lide Anflage.
Ser CUTE Seius lie6t MIR Die bras
ben uno arti9en &inber; Oh lparit eS
nidt. Oh hait Sbm Drei Deal beute
nltbfaLen unb feline Sreuoe eemat1t:
nun bite i'm redt I'm Ter5eibnng."
- Solepb perldumte es in Der Chat
nidt. it'd beim giaftge6ete reht reuig
an5utld9en uno Seiieruns 81 pers
lprecjen. ht
Im Ibenbe oes acknowledgements
Cages fam er freubeltrablenb 5u Ieiter
Wtuiter 9elaufen. ,2iebe. liebe Ntds
ma, laste oas quite Sinh, .geftern
babe ih Dem Iieben Seius Drei Mat
lpebe getban, beute aber babe i] S6m
bier Nal 6reupe gema6t; bor' nurt
ais MIDI beute Hesinu auftpcdte.
bin i6 gar niht Sorni9 gerporoen, inn.
bern sleid aufgeitanben unb bdbe
metn Wor9engebet anoddttg nerrids
tet. Damn bube i'd cine san5e Sofef
bpu Strtfe genldht, ~idnnrgerd0e
0trife; Oh nirit oid) freuen, penit
Oh lie iiebit, bier iinb iie." limb &c
mics feline 9an5 nit Strihen beDedte
Safel boz. Sam babe i1 in mets
nem 2ciebufe geleien unb anf benz
alapier 9eiibt - iinO bas nibt bier
ic1one Singe, uno glaubit Su, oab oer
lte6e Scius MIDI mieoer lieb bdt?~
Cine lire Intport ab5uiparten,
itredte iih Soiepb Elm bisden in Die
9obe uno fiiBte oas aru5ifir. oaS int
3immer leiner SHUTTER alf Der Sons
MODE itanb. 9ieie aber briifte ibreft
giten aleinen an ibr Ser3 nnb ipra1A
geriibrt: u@enn INNER on Den Iiebefr
0ott beleioiget bait. n,ein 8inS. 5ei bes
fltllen, bein unre6t lobaIbs
ats mogli6 nieoer ma
M q Of en Damn lit @ott nit oirF
5nfrieben: Ou aber beipabrit Sir ein
gutes @eipifien." -
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Der pdpitlide Stnbl.

1teber bas Imt Des .9iidofs BON
&om". alio Deg Tapltes, CAB Der bon
1854 biz 1861 i'm Imte befinblihe
Mleranoer Der @ierte fplgenbes llrs
tbeil ab. oaS pobl 5u ieber Seit uuf
oaslelbe dnmenbbur lit:
.Sei linn ilieBen Die 0eidGfte bon
allen Seiten ber 5%ulammen. 81 ibm
gelan9en Die Observation-Disclosures. mers
Den Die 3peifel 9ebrddbt. unb bon INN
lolen Die peripideltiten Singe entz
lpirrt nerben. llno niht cine Stlnoe
bort Der seipaltige Strom gu flicben
auf. nod ruben bieieS boben Weeres
beftige unb feinpielige Stiirme; benin
faim lino Die iest tobenben geipiden.
10 fol9en ibnen 9lei6 mbere nat.
Mlt6 mO9en nod 10 piele &npten Der
permideltlten Sra9en bur6 npoltolii6e
Gntihcioung 9eloit merben. 10 iino boh
glei1 miebcr nnoere od, Die nit reifz
lifer lleberleguug unb moblberednes
ter @ntlheioun9 geloit iperben miiiien.
Sa, III Dem ndmlidlen Iugenblide, no
CT in ben porlie9enben Sohen Die
SiniterniB bes 3peifels ourh bas
Wort Ieiner Grfldruug perideu6t bat.
prdn9en ii6 iofort neue auf. ipelde
brrd apoitolii6en IuSiprtlh erleudtet
unb bur6 baS 2i6t flarer Seitlteluna
erbeIlt nerben Iouen. Sir Den rDmis
ihen Siihof gibt 9 baber MIR Gorge
obne IuBe. Irbeit obne Hube. Be-
lhdftigung obne llnterlab. SbGti9fcit
obne @%rbollng. ernite unb angeitrengte
Setra6tlng uno Ha6tlpaden obne
Shlaf. Sic tdgli6e @ii6e Ieibet
niht Die minbeite llnterbrebuug; be-
itGnpig treibt Die Sringlihfeit, bie o
feiner 3eit aus9elailen miro unb ielbit
feline 3eit alsldbt. neil itets Stofi CUR
@rpGgung pa lit. Nudl bort lie I'M
2aufe Der 3eit nidt nIi, lonoeru lie
bailert nit ibrer Omler, neil Die @es
i6dfte im 2aufe Der 3eit nift enben,
Ionoern in ibrer uuunterbrobenen
Iufeinanberfolse INNER pieber bon
Heuem entIteben."
-+-%S+-
Neio bat idarfe Nueen. che,
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Sas mieuer Itanbene GitrOnenwaifer,

,YeIti Sirlap" er3dblt. man babe
einmal ben HeifStags : Ibseorbneten
2ubmig Slnp unserehter @eiie pers
oG6tiat. oaB er bel einem Siner bds
gum Musipiilen bes Ilrnoes bienenbe
gitronenpaiier. in DER Meimne. es
Iei Elm pornebmes @etrdnt. nit einem
3uge ausgetrunfen bate. Heifss
tags : Ibseproneter Subpi9 Slap ers
Iudt nun Ben ~. e." NM Seroifents
lihun9 iolgenper GrflGrun9: ~Su Der
beutigen Summer beS -Selti Sirlap"
lit cine Nlittbeilung erid)ienen. pel6e
inter Mnbercm Die unipahre. aeihmads
loie unb lei1tiimuige Sebauptlne ents
bdlt. ais OBJ ib bel irgeno eiuem OffentS
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

Sn Dem groBen Inipeien oes REDEEM
Vergbofbauern mar elm &ued)t, Der biz
arn1en Sbiere. niht seniig gu i6inbens
unb 5u aldlen muBte. gs idien. ais
Oh er CLAUDE. iie ieien eigens bafiir oa.F,
DAB ieber Ienih nit linen tbun mno
MAIDEN biirfe. mas linn einfGut. Has
mentlid batten Die MISREPRESENTATION
@eifopfe bon Dem Sdb3orne bes roben
Vurihen gu leioen. @ubten Tie pen
idiucrbelaOenen 8a9en auf Der 2nnos
ltraBe in Staub mnb 0ise unb nod DdS
81 bergan 5ieben. 10 bali er nidt nit
aufmunternben 8orten naf]. ladte
nitt mD9li6it oas 8leidgeipift 3t
untcrbalten. unb lieb Die Yierbe ODER
Sn9odlen niht periGnaufen, inDem er
Die Idber nit Steinen lperrte, oamit
tein lln9liif geiheben tonne. - nein:
er bieb int 8egentbeile flufeno un0
tpbeno auf Die ae,nnrterten Sbiere einsf
er lieB tie Die Yeitihe fiiblen, oaB 3ustr
ipeilen oaS 8lut %aufipribte, uno eins (.
mai idlug or 10 uniinnig unb 10 pbne
ieoe Gildlift unb S6ouung UNI iiG,
oaB feline Yeitihe elm Muge beS aes
qldlten Sferbes traf nnb es 3eritorte.
gtutiirlih ipuroe Der nnbarmber5ige
Wteni6 aus ieiner SteIe eAtfernt,
natiirlih fam er balb in ben Suf zines
SbierltinDers. Den man bnrd,ris ridt
enlpfebien tonne - CT lieb iib biers
ourb feineslpegS bciiern uno muroe
nnr nod boSbafter unD perltodter.
Ils er jeneS Ytal ben 0erluIt oeS
Inges an einem ionit gang i1onerr.
iIno ~9einnoen YierSe periauIoet hattie,
ludr Die Vergbofer 8diierin, cine brape
fromme Sruu. Die fir ibre @eIinoe ioz /.
ipobl oils aud fir Die Sdlstbiere
pilnttlih iprgte. in Die @orte ailsges
brohen: % Oh abIheuli6er. grous
idner @annl Ser liebe @ott miro
DID liherlih %itrafeu, neil on Die
urmen. peruunitlolen Sbiere 10 Iiebs
log %bebanbclit unb linen unnotbig 10
lhpcre Sfmerseu 5ufiisit. 8er bic
brapen Sbiere, Die uns niiben uno fir
inns urbeiten. bnbt. Der bat aud fiir
Ieine @itmcnihen meeer Ser3 nod
@efiibl uno miro aiid) BON linen fein
Srbarmen 81 boffen baben. menn er
es einnldl brarden fDnnte."
Nad einigen 0lonaten gingen bieie
8orte wirtlid, in grfiilune; Der robe
Saltbes iab zines Sonntags 3edeno
i'm @irtbsbauie unb gerietb alsbalo IN
beftigen @ortitreit nit einem Same
raben. Sdb5ornis periebte er Inn nit
@leiner Salit einen lpudtigen ShIdg
AMI Die @riii. ben Ser M~naeariffene
ab5upebren perindpte. icineu Sieb aber
10 ungliidli6 fiibrte, baB er ben
Valtbes ms 0eiift nnb ms Muse
traf unb oieies ipfort ausrann.t Sn
ipcniacn Wlinuten a er eindugig
unb bnttc arge Sfmer5en 5u ertras
gen. @aS feline Ycitide in unbdns (
bigger 0eibenihait iuieperbolt an oen
armen Sbieren perii6t. empfann ee
iebt ielbit unb blieb alS 5%bieraudler
nno &alfbolo sebranbmarft nno ees
fenn5eidnet fiir'S gauge 9ebeu.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

lifen Diner bas 5rr Heinigung bes
Munbes bienenbe GitronenpaiIer allss
getrnnfen bate. Sic SenberS Dieier
Hdhri6t lit. mid DEM Spotte p~reis5u@
geben. SnS aber bulDe ib nid,t.
8ieie Na6ridt bat einitens Sega Yoz
lonpi erfuuben. Sd babe i'm &ii9en
geitrnft. CT bat mid Dffcntlid um
@er6eibung bitten n%liiiieu. Iud BEN
Iutor Der %erndbnten Nafricbt muB
ih lii 5ii6ti9eu. Sd babe mcine
Sreunbe Baron Spor aaas uno Ste~
ian 3linBfp eriu6t, Die uDtbigen
S6ritte ein5ulciten. Subpi9 SloD."
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Sranfreid peraihtet auf bas
Hrpteftorat.

Nuf @runo beS Sractats nit CHINA
mad Der fran5oiii6en @rpebition I'M
Sabre 1860 iibte Srantreid bas Yros
teftornt iiber Die futboliiden Iiiiios
men oes gan5en fpeiten Heides aus.
Iu6 anSere enropdii6e Gtaaten, nie
8elgien. Spanien. Yortueal. iibertrus
gen Sranfreid formea Die 8abrina
Der Sntereiien ibrer fatboIii6en WliIs
%iionare. YtuS Der Heunte unb SEQ
Der Srei6ebnte empfablen Die italieniz
l1en 8laubensboten Dem Shuee
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Werbicnt bas b5dite COB.

Werbient baS b5dite COB. Serr
Setter Waidiels. Meyanbria, Ca.
idreibt: Ser Mpenfrduter oeroient
bas b66ite Sob. Gr itebt bod iiber
allen anberen Iebi5iuen. Sober,
pelder i'm sebrauht bat. lobt ibn."
Sorni's MlpenfrGniter lit feline Ipo>
t6efer@ Nebi3in. 9ieies alte, 5eitbes
ipdbrte 3rduter : Seilmittel pirb benz
Yublifum brett suseltelt ourb Die
Gi~sentbiimer 9r. Yeter Sabrnep &
Sons Co., 112--11S 60. 9opne Ibe.,
Chicago. 81.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
(Spe5ieu fir Sen Nt9cuDfrei5.)
HddJtith 4bentcMer.
(@on faoer 90 E i e ~

(&on 3aber Weper.)
@s itebt 10 it'll unb freunbli6
~SroBmutterS fleine5 0dus
Siebt in Der 4benbDdmm 'runa
Soppelt anbeimclno aus.
llno oidbt bdnebeu Idjimmert
Ser @eiber bunfelblau,
ltn0 au Dem Seniter Itch id.
uno in Die Slutb i) iGau'.
Sd fonnte nift mebr Ieien,
Su Dunfel mar es ihor,
Sag Dor mir altd ipeit pffer
SuS Sud- pom Tobiniou.
S'rum lhau' binaus ib ~Iinneno
llnb je,es anbere Sudl
Sic @eIt BORT nm Den @eiber
Sarg Der @unDer genue.
Geift frduieln iid Die @ellen
Snl ipeifen Nbenbuino
Sic breden it'd ant llfer
llno mirnleln leiS uro Limb.
r~@robmutter, Jag mas biipfte
Sort ploblid in Die SDb'2"
~Sas iino Die muntern SilGlein,
Sic ipielen un0 ltnb frobl"
9orfl bon Der fenbtcn @ieie
S0net ge6eimniBpou
Gin ei9cntbumlih Tufen
So leltiam. fremD unb boil
p8roBmutter, Jag mas mar bas?
Sait On eS aud 9ebort?"
.Sas lino Die griinen ltnfen,
Die man i'm Sblaf geltort.
Sod. 9inb. iieb'. pie es ounfelt.
Sebt muBt gu idnea nadj Saus'l"
~9feinl neinl S6 mil nod bleibenl"
ygalo tomult Der Wolf berausl
Ser @olt. Der iif am Gage
Sm 8albe bort perltedt
9tah unfolgldnuen &inbcrn
8ieri9 Die 3unge itredtl"
Sas balfl - Sd Lief uno ipGbt
Sinfs, red]ts. binten unO born;
Gem @olf mout' ih entseb'n.
In9It lit elm dr9er .Sporn!.
ltnb an Der ltn%fenipieie
Oar raid bprbei ih lief,
Die ihlanfen Yappeln S~ittern,
Sm S6ilf Die llufe rief.
So6 par es gut gegungen,
Ser Wolf mar nod niht bal :
Shon nabte i5 ben Sduiern,
9 @rausl Sa itanb er ial
Sa ltanb bas l~lngebeuer
Iit iheublih grauem aopfl
8ilo rannt i] ourh Die @ai1el
@ilo flo9 Der BLONDE Sopf.
Bis ih Die fif're Sbiire
Warf binter mir ms SdloB,
limb bon benz Ibenterer
Sereot Die 2ippe flob.
Oils ih am anbern Gage
geim bellen Spnnenliht
Yorbeiging an DEM Sanie.
$50 itano bns @olfs9eiidt,
Grihien am lelben Slate
Gin GROCER Wtilhtopf mir.
Sa fabt mid Der @eoanfe.
3dtt Mid 9eihdmet ihier,
Sies ici Der @olf bon seitern,
@rau. iheuRlih unb eefledt,
Ser MIDI bel fabler Sdmm 'rung
60 furhtbar bait eribredt.
Omar mib i6 beute laden
lleber bes ainbe5 Wn9n
Sob bod i'm ipdtern 9eben
gtiht flii9er Drum getban.
9ereit midi 5u perIhlingen.
SIN Tu. nit Saut unO Soar.
Sdien oft mir WolfeSra6en
Ras - MIR elm Iildtppf mar.
II
0sNokn. noa c.,<c N{co;1cuc
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
Der Iatient.


q. 3. 6. 5. G,
Der aopi tbut mir ipeb.
s., IS. 8, 3, St.
Der Softor lit idon oa.
Z. I. ". 3.
MN bin i'd mieber frob.
=. 8. q, 9, :,
ifon it's porbei. iubeI
II. q, 8. a..
cs ichlt mir peiter MIR.
y nno 3,
jest fouinut Oh ans Hretf.
u. 8iI1iperger.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

braudIt On Croft in bitter'u
2eib.
GO flaa' Der Iutter Semen Shmer6;
Ou finoelt bel ibr ale5eit
Gin offnes, iparmes. ipeibeS Ser5.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

selernt baben tpirb. @obltbaten gu
ipenben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08
sOrs' unb Siueifcl Did errest.

8enn Sor9' nnb Sipeifel Sid erre9t.
gum Batter geb. err gibt Sir 8atb;
gr iuht uno iinnt per9leidt. mnb
ndgt
limb fommt gum S6luB unb eiIt CUR
Shdt.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-10-08

- Ieio bat idarfe aueen. abe,
taube Sbren.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10

Thomas A. Edison, the great Amer
lean inventor, says Fully eighty per.
cent of the illness of mankind comes
from eating improper food or too
much food; people are inclined to
over.indulge themselves This is
where indigestion finds it's start in
nearly every case. The stomach can
do ju I so much work and no more,
and when you overload it, or when
you eat the wrong kind of food, the
digestive organs cannot possibly do
the work demanded of them. It is at
such times that the stomach needs
help; it demands help and warns you
by headaches, belching, sour stomach,
nausea, and indigestion. You should
attend to this at once by taking some
thing that will actually do the work
for the stomach. 1t is pleasant to
take. 1t digests what you eat. Sold
by Nick Doffing.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
PROFESSOR {. P. zANER
Brother Of MIR. A. A. zaner with His
Wife are Here on a Visit.

Many years ago in the pioneer days
of Audubon when AL Zaner first built
his meat market, in q conspicuous
place, on the wall, inside, could be
seen beautiful pen drawing of a deer
in the height Of the chase. That
drawing, we are informed, was per-
fected by one of Al's brothers, Prof. c.
P. Zaner. 1t was just twenty three
years ago that AL was taken sick; this
brother came to nurse him and re-
manned at his bed side, sixteen
months. He is now a Professor in
Columbus College, Columbus, Ohio.
His remarkable gift in Art and land
scape pen drawing is world wide and
the su periority of his work has won
for him, the appreciation OF lovers of
art. He is an author of a compendium
on Pen Work and President of Pen
mems Clubs of America. The Professt
and wife will remain about q week.
We welcome these good people to
Audubon County.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Russia,s National Anthem.

Russias present national anthem is
probably the only one that was ever
adopted as the result of an open COM
petition. The musical committee APP.
pointed to do the first rough work of
selection, rejected all the anthems
sent in except two, the respective mer-
its of which were left for the emperor
himself to determine. One was by
Glinka, the. renowned composer of
Life for the Gar" the other was by
Lvoff. Glinka's anthem was thorough
ly Russian in character, and in the
form of march; Lvoff's was more
solemn, but much less original. He
knew, however, that highly military
style of Observation-Disclosures would ap-
peal to the imperial ear, and his
drums and trumpets decided Nicholas
In favor of it.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Atmospheric Chances.

Prof. Milne, the great British seis.
mologist, has demonstrated that at
least part of the weather and changes
in the atmospheres temperature
seems to come from below instead Of
directly from the sun. He has been
in the habit of leaving an ingenious
Photographic arrangement in quarries
at night. The Photographic paper.
when examined later, was found to be
marked from time to time by dark
bands, black spots and what are called
singeings. Some of these markings
occurred at the time of earthquakes.
but by no means all. Scientists say
that most minerals become luminous
at frequent intervals. The cliffs of
Doyer have been seen suddenly to
CLEAN and hilltops become visible in
the darkness. The conclusion is that
the disturbing forces which go on
even at the very center of the earth
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
are converted before they reach the
surface into heat and light and make
all manner of difference in climate
and weather.
Another Kind of Infant.

She had been looking around the
drug and toilet goods department Of
one of the big shops for some time
when clerk approached her.
Haven't you anything harder than
these?" re asked, holding up rub
Der teething ring.
None" responded the clerk, those
are the hardest that come"
"Oh, DEAR" said the woman; The
has chewed up three of those al
ready"
"Chewed them up?" exclaimed the
clerk. II don't see how a baby"
ooh, it isn't baby" she explained.
II want it for my little dog"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
AUDUBON NEWS
MONEY TO LOAN!
With the German Savings
Bank at s per cent interest.
Optional Payments.
NASH &, PHELPS
audubon, LOsua
Audubon, zOsU0

Jake Ruhs has returned from his
trip to Canada.
John Ward left Sunday for trip to
Council Bluffs on business and
pleasure.
Chris Petersen, who clerks for Axel
Borjessen spent Sunday with friends
in Shelby.
Jeweler j. s. Johnson and his FAM
lily visited over Sunday with relatives
in Scranton.
John Jenkins. who clerks in the Ed
Cotton store in Extra, with his wife
were in town, Friday.
Chas Stemm loaded q car with
household goods and other utensils
Monday aud went to Greenfield.
The grandmother of Mrs. w. G.
Elliott, who has been here for some.
time left the latter part of the week
for Creston.
Mrs. F. B. Heath and children of
Brayton visited with her sister, Mrs.
l.. B. Jennings and family in the
city, Monday.
]. A. Nash and family are enjoying
a visit from Miss Marian Rose Of
Granville, Ohio. Her mother is q
sister of Mr.. Nash.
George Guernsey, of Extra, filled
the vacancy of Will Hudler, as fore
man in the Republican, George is q
good faithful fellow and will without
doubt give satisfaction.
Evangelist Carney arrived Satur-
day and filled his pulpit at the church
of Christ, Sunday, after month
holding revival meetings out of town.
After this there will be the regular
services every Sunday.
Martin Smith and wife returned
the last of the week from their trip to
New York. Mr.. Smith found the
captain, colonel and orderly sergeant
that was with him in the army
besides many other old friends They
had very pleasant trip.
The M. w. A. Lodge have secured
a Colored Minstrel which will appear
have also secured Rip Van Wrinkle
and the Burglar and the Lady for in
November. ALI of these are up-tO-
uaCe plays ana gOOd atCendance VIII
be expected.
j E. ]. Freeman and wife left Monday
evening for Quincy, Illinois, where
Mr.. freeman has gone to attend 9
Reunion, of the Sixteenth Illinois
Infantry These fellows put down
J the Rebellion. Mr.. Freeman was 8
member of Company ga" Six of tina,
, Company at the close of the war made
q resolution that they would meet
once year. Mr.. Freeman reports
; that five of these six are sure to bt
present and maybe the other, he wal
not sure. Mrs. Freeman will visi
with her brother, the Leighty boys
| near that place.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
THINKS WHILE HE WORKS.
One Man Who Saves Money for the
Firm.

There once was man who did not
do things. He was running certain
section of certain large firms bust
ness, and people began to talk of him.
Whats the matter with that fell
low?" said they. DO you notice how
he does nothing? All he does all day
is-nothing, or, not much, at all
events. How does he manage to hang
'on?"
The other fellow made reply to the
effect that Gle does not hang on.
He's anchored here If he wasn't, he'd
be let out. But he'll never get any
further up. Watch him"
And everybody watched.
One day this certain firm happened
to have a certain something on its
hands that stirred everybody up. 1t
was big contract, and there was
something wrong with the wording, so
the firm had to win big lawsuit or
lose lot of money. And all the peo-
pie in the firm, everybody who did
things, began to run around and say:
What are we going to do? What are
we going to do?"
And the man who did not do things
sat at his desk and smoked.
Finally everybody had turned in
their suggestions and the firm was 60
ing to begin to fight the case, for none
of the suggestions suggested anything
else. And then the man who did not
do things spoke.
Suppose l go over and see the
other firm and try to frame up com
promise" said he. We'll both lose
money if it goes into the courts
They'll lose; we'll lose Suppose we
see if we can't make them see it in
the same light"
The head of the firm threw up his
hands and collapsed.
Good heavens" he gasped, why
didn't somebody think of that before?'
And the man who did things made
reply: We've been too busy plan
ming the fight to have time to thinl
about it,
And the head turned to the on
man and said: How in the name o
all that is profitable did you happen tt
have such an inspirations"
And the man laughed.
That's no inspiration" he said
that's common sense. | simply hav
sat back here-not doing things
thinking And l know we can squar
it up"
And they did
4 Moral: Don't do things-all tn
time Think little.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Easily Explained.

The city boarder was angry all
over. )
Look here!" he blurted. You told
me that you didn't put water in your
milk. found live evidence in the last,
pail
Live evidence" drawled the old
farmer. blandly. What was it, neigh
,or?"
"Why, 1 found frog"
The old farmer laughed and stroked
lis long yellow whiskers.
"Ha, ha! Don't let that worry you,"
lie answered. That thar frog came
rom the food of the old brindle cow"
"And what has she been eating?"
"Hops!"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
Errors of Lawmakers.

Some absurd clauses have found
their way into certain acts of the
British parliament One statute en-
acted punishment Of Ia years trans
portation for a certain offense, and
upon conviction one-half thereof
should go to the king, and the other
half to the informer" Then there is
an act of parliament for the rebuild
ing of Chelmsford prison which stipu-
lated in one clause that the prisoners
should be confined h the old prison
until the new one vas built and in
another-an amending-clause, that
the new prison should be constructed
out of the material of the old one.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1907-10-10
FARM LOANS,
Ii, 500 Optional Payments
At s PEI. Cent
CHARLES BAGLEY

Thos. Davis transacted business in
Brsyton, Wednesday.
Alfred Miller was up from Extra
Wednesday on business.
Emma Culver. returned Monday
evening from visit in Anita.
The Presbyterian Church is being
prepared and all fixed up fine.
County Auditor, o. B. Train was
out on a hunting trip this week.
Mrs. Theron Creveling was guest
of Mrs. r. ]. Creveling, Monday.
Joe Kevan went out to Omaha on
short business trip Monday evening.
John McClaren returned the last of
the week from short VISIT out of
town.
Sheriff. VIM. Northup had official
business calling him to Irwin, Wed
nesday.
David McClaren went down to
Brayton Monday to work for Mr..
Andersen.
G. P. Zaner and wife of Columbus,
Ohio, are here paying his brother, A.
A. Zaner and family, visit.
The mother and sister of George
Buck have returned to their home in
Morris, Illinois after quite visit here.
Henry Hendriksen, son of Chris
Hendriksen, who has been out west
for some months arrived in town
Monday.
Frank Hopley. wife and daughter,
Yhelma, returned Monday evening
from visit in Washington Springs,
South Dakota.
Fred Dennis aud Jack WEIGH, Jr.
left Monday for Boone where they
will try aud pass an examination for
brakeman on the North Western.
Peter Andersen and family and
Chris Jorgensen and wife left We'd
nesday for visit in Green Bay,
Wisconsin, where Mr.. Andersen used
to live.
Mrs. Lambern closed her visit at the
home of her friend, Mrs. E. j. Free
man and left Monday for Omaha to
visit her sister before returning to her
home in Illinois.
r. WI. DauSneTCy, tue cOuCTacGoI
who has been digging the we'll, left
Tuesday with his men. The big well
is completed and there Ia prospect fol
plenty of water, there being 81 feet ir
it now.
II. ]. Maharg has received an ap
pointment by Governor Cummins a!
delegate to the Farmers Nationa
Congress, which will assemble q
Oklahoma City on October 18th. A
fine program is to be rendered and I,
large number of the leading farmer
from all parts of the country will b.
there.