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Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-01-08

MIR niislto fem. gs lonen Die iGmts
li6en caritatipen unb io5ialen Srau<
enorganiIationen I'M &atbolii1en
Srauenbunb 5uiammensei6loHen
f%perben; bier iolen iid lie Srauen
Der berihiebeniten Stdnbe treffen unb
ii6 f6dben unb lieben lernen. Bolis
tit lit in ben fatbolii6en Srauens
b%iinDniiien ausseidlohen; iie lit bel
ben Ndnnern in ben be,ten Sdnben.
ginen Srauenbunb bon FOLDER
4rt, mif reiter fonfeiiioneGler 8runos
lage, fonnte man it'd audi in Gme>
rita gefaIen Iaiien.
--+-+-&-
Cine f6mere Gait. Cine Der
IGtperiten 2aften Der Grmen unb
9erienisen nit b%esren5tem Gibbons
men. lit Die INNER pie~oerfe6renbe
Softorre6nung. Sns 9elb lit
seraoe5u tpesgetporfen, tpenn man
feinen Bprtbeil er6dlt. pie es 70 oft
Der san lit. Serr Soief @ro6ofposfi
ans Orion. Conn.,, bate ettpas gr>
fabruns IN bieier Siniiht. Or
IuiSlOi. 0UOD put iSgL pbltiUuL luL
ben Ilpenfrduter. tpelher mild bon
elmer lanstpierisen, i6tperen &ranfs
belt eebeilt bat. Sd sebrau6te
biele Mebi5inen unb beriutte niele
Ger5te. aber es mar seraoe 10, als
tpenn id bas 8elo tpesgetporfen
bate. Reine &raft mar babin uno
i6 fonnte ni1t arbeiten. aber iest.
Sant benz IlpenfrdIter, bin ih tpie>
Der 9efunb. Sd tperbe meinen 2anbss
leiiten anrntben, ibr 8elb ni9t tpegz
sutperfeu. tpenn fie franf finb. fons
bern bonn Mpenfrduter 9ebrdu9 az
MAIDEN, peIder gang iider beilt nnb
Iinbert.
Gin ioIdes 3ensniB ei6t elmer bon
S%enienisen, tpel6e bieies beriibmte
3rduters Seilmittel beriuht baben.
GO lit nift IN Ipotbefen 5u bnben.
Shreiben sic Inn bas Ndbere an bic
gigentbiimer, 0r. Setter Sabrnep &
Cons Co.. 1918 60. Sobne
Ibe., Chicago, Sn.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-01-08
Sei6liiTe Der 0lanbens Mns6rei-
lungs. 0eielidaft.

8ir, Die gr5bii6ofe, 8iIhofe nnb
2aien, pel6e ben @ertpaltungsratb
Der 8atbolii6en @laubens : Guss
breitunss ; @eIeuidaft Der Ser.
Stadten bilben, bef6lieben
H. i'm Ingeii6te Der traurigen
gerau6uue Der fatbolii6en Stride in
Sranfrei9. bab mir Der Sierar6ie,
Dem glerus unb ben 2aien Der Stride
Sranfreid's infer tiefsefiibltes 9eis
leib alisbriiden;
% SAB mir bieie emporerben
Siebitdble bon air6eneisentbum als
obne @leihen in Der @eihihte Der
6riitli6en Civilization betra6ten,
tpel6e elm l1nredt bilben, bas an
ale Ienf6beit I'M Silsuu9 appeuirt;
81 @ir berbammen in i1drfiter
8eiie Die 2iisenbaftigfeit, Die Sops
~peliinnisfeit unb Die Seu6elei bon
Seiteu Der fran5oiif6en 8esierung ;
A. 8ir moHten Die 9ufmerfiams
felt beg amerituniiden @olfes, Der
Sreiie auf Die u~nsebeure @roBe bes
Gisentbums aufmerfIam MAIDEN,
tpel6es Der fatboliiden Stride ge>
raubt miro unb pelhes ii6 auf iiber
$500. 100000 belGrft.
81 @ir eriuhen eraeben't barum.
baB Die atboIif6e Seite Der
Srase IN unprecedented 8eiie benz
Solte noreelest tperoe.
g. @ir glauben tbatiG6lih. bab,
fpenu bieier Nationals9 iebifabI nns
beanitanoet poriibereebt. es feline Ga
rantie Der Seilisfeit beg geiibes
6riitlider &ir9eu in irsenb einem
2anbe mebr etbt sesen Die Sabiudt
unb @efrdbisfeit offentlider Rliins
berer.
~ 8ir berbdmmen bic eebGbise
Sanblungstpeife, tpelde in Der Be-
i6ldgnabme Der Pribatpapiere unb
9otumente Der pdpitli6en Nuntiatur
5u Raris Iiest unb Die i6Gnbliden
acknowledgement nit tpelden Der
Sefretdr Der p6pitIiden Nuntidtur
gu Raris iiberbGuft purbe, inbem
berielbe sefansen genommsn nnS nit
@epaIt BEG 2dnbes bertpieien purbe.
81 Bir beniiben bieie 8elesenbeit
uut ptHt Ql. SuleI uItIeIe ueIIIe
Sbmpdtbie a~ls3ubriiden unb audi
uniere 8etpnnberune fir feline SteIz
l%unenabme tpdbreno bieier 8ri1is IN
Der 8ei6i6te Sranfrei6's unb
Gel es nod beiflofen. bab Ibz
i6riften bieier gei6IiiIie benz Trd>
iibenten Der Ser. Staaten. benz
Sdpiliden Stantsfefretdr au &om.
Dem Staatsiefretdr Der Ser. Staas
ten, benz fran30iiiden 8eianbten IN
8aibinston nnb beioen SGiiiern bes
gonsreiies Der Ser. Stadten unb
gnslanb iibermittelt tperben ionen.
Sic 4ntbolifde 8laubens : Muss
b~reituness @eielfhaft Der 9ereinieten
Staaten BON Imrerifa.
S. G. GutgIeb.
gr5bnhof bon Chicago,
goriiBenber Deg ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
Srancis gIemens 4eIIeb,
Yrdiibent Der @eieGihaft.
@. u, ga min 9. Sefretdr.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-01-08
Sur fatbplifden Gramen. Neipegune
IN 9cntfHlanb.

Sn aIrer 8slt Fat mar BIB Dor
fur8em duf tatbolii6er Seite Der ios
%eenannten Srauenbetpeeung sesens
iiber ii6 t6eils a~blebnenb, t6eils
abtpartenb berbalren. ni6t ieIten audi
nit fpottiihem 2d6eln an berielben
poriibersebeu gu fonnen seslaubt.
Su5piiHen bat ii9 bieie 8etpesune
dber 10 enttpidelt unb ~ausgebebnt.
OaB mn. aIebem niohts mebr 9ebolfen
lit. Sect beibt es. bic fatboliihen
Srauen gu iammeln unb an orgas
niiieren, niht III nm tie babor 5u
betpdbren. bon ienen bisber borpies
genb faIfde 3tele anitrebenSen Be-
tpesuns mitseriiien gu iperben =
mas Ieiber 6ie nnb ba fdon gei6es
ben lit -, fonbern ali9 unb nod
mebr. UNI ielber nit bereinten 8rdts
ten unb in Sarmonie nit Der fatbos
liihen Idnnertpelt iol1e Siele an>
5uitreben, bic I'M tpabren Snterelie
Der Srauentpelt, mad fatboliider 4ns
ihauune. er,trebenspert iinb.
gu bieiem Stpede bat man be-
fanntli6 IN Seuti6lano ben fatbos
lii6en S%rauenbunb eesriinbet. Sers
lelbe ma6t bon 8oIn aus Iang1am,
aber itetis Sortihritte. @as bies
Ter 9unb min unb mas er ni6t min
bas erbeut fiir5 unb gut aus einem
Geferat. fpelfes cine Der Siibrerin
besielben, Sreiin b. garnap aus
&oln, neuIid in elmer Ier1ammlina
81 Snsolltabt (Saiern) porsetrasen
bat. Sarin fiibrt Tie S~olsenbes ars:
Ser Mgemeine Seutihe Srauens
bunb, Icfuie Der Ierein fir Srauens
interei1eu entfalten 5lir Belt cine rege
Igitation. Der man Defenders in
mittleren StGbten Suporfpmmen miB
burd fonieiiioneue Srauenprganiias
tionen, ben fatboliihen unb ben
epan9eliihen Sraiienbuno. tpeIhe
beibe auf 6riitliher. relieioier 8runbs
lage beruben. $50 etnmal iene freis
en-. aif .moberner" @eltan,nauung
fuSenben, b. b. Die Helig,on ausIhaIs
tenben Observation-Disclosures SUB
eefabt baben. ba lit fiir Die driitlis
den Gereinigungen bas Selb perlos
rem. Sieie .freien" Sraienbcreine
bnben iiA bas Siel seltedt. ale in
Der Srau i6lummernoeu 8rdfte al
peden unb ben @enueiperb Der peibs
lifen G~rbeitsfraft NIT Der mdnnlis
den aif allen @ebieten su ipaaen.
9as nollen Die hriitlthen Srauens
crsaniiationen teinesipess. Sic tpolz
len nipl sesen Die Mdnner fGmpfen,
Ionbern nit ben ern,teu Idnnern
6riitliber 8iftuns 5uiammenarbeis
ten, porbei Tie Der llnteritilbuna bers
ielben niht entbebren fonnen unb
moQen. Sic Srau muB beutautaae
and io5ial tdtig iein. tpeun Tie niht
ans benz offentlihen 9eben alsaez
i6altet lein mil. Iuh Die So6ter
iolen friib5eitis CUR io5iaIen Sbdtias
felt eraosen iperben; oas pirS linen
ipGter IN ibrem hndh'ten uno pihtias
item Serufe als Satin uuo 0autter
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-01-08

ben 8atbolifen notbtpenbig. Die
8erbdltniiie IN Sranfreib seisen uns,
mas uns beboritebt. iobalb mir ans
fansen. Ian an tperben. Sie aas
tbolifen Sranfrei1's batten iih biz
Dor einisen Sabren NIT benz @ebanz
ten getroftet, bab man es ni6t tpas
gen perbe. ii6 an linen an perareis
fen. Gs @albeds Roufeau baran
eing, bic Seiuiten aus ben S6ulen
an pertreiben. fagten iih bic beiIeren
&atbolifen: l%1niere S6neItern fpirb
man uns ni6t nebmen. Sect trDs
item ii6 Die Seituneen bamit, bah
lie ideen. 5u einem bolitdnbioen
8ru6 atpiiden Stride uno Staat
tperoe eS niht fommen. Sic aas
tboIifen Sranfreif's iinb in Dem
8abn %befaneen. bab mar BEL ben
9iberalen uno Sreimaurern auf
Wilbe nnb Nahiiht bauen Tonne.
Sie Sborenl Ser 9iberalismus feunf
elm 3iel: bonitGnbige 9ernif,s
tllng unb Gusrottuns ieelider 9fes
tjsion.
Wenn nun audi IN unierm 0aube
Der Siberalismus on Der Mrbeit lit,
oann baben mir 9atboliten aud Die
Yfliht. 5u arbeiten. unb spar nit
oerielben Srefbeit uno llnperiGdmt>
belt. NIT Der bic 2iberalen uno Sreiz
maiirer fir lire Sahe arbeiten. l1nb
babel Diirfen mir niht itebeu bleiben,
ionbern mir miiiien nit alien Neits
teln oabin itreben. bab mir gum
Siege fommen.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-01-08

= Benn Sober iid nm feline eiscs
men &ngeleeenbeiten iiimmern mnb
oieielben re6t beiorsen miirbe. bGtte
gar RanGer tpeniser Seit ben Na6s
barn 5u befritteln unb ben Rebens
meni6en 81 perleumben.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-01-08

= Sie Nerpen unb Utusteln iino
iebr empfinbli6 seeen 3dlte. baber
leiben mir aud an forperlifen
Sdmcr5en; in Der Sur berielben bat
ct. Safobs Del fem liberties unh
beites @ert getban. 9ebrm1t es
unb i~iber5eu9t gu@.
Luxemburger gazette. [volume] (Dubuque, Iowa) 1871-1918, 1907-01-08


Selig tper ans Der Notb bic Suaenb
mddt, 3!
limb iih in Iqem, mas err Ieiben
muB.
Sem Bilen @ottes fiist unb i'm
b%olbrinetl
S'rum CRANE bid, on Mrmer, nift
10 iebr,
8enn on ben Iansel fiiblit, unb
5ilrne niht. ~
Ienn ma bid i6m6bt, uno bid Die
Sreunoe meibenl
gu Gbriitus febr' bein Ser3, Der emit
fir bid 81
Gin Irmer fparb. Elm 9ranfer. Sude
Croft 81
Sei @ott aIlein. IN @ott aaein, fpenu
Sn Ser3ensfrobIi6feit bu bleiben
ni1it. W
Bir Neni6en iinb uns gar an ferne,
gu i6per elm 8ort gum Inbern
Srinet.
Snrbbrid Die Sdranfen. neig' 9ict
9erne
Bum SruSer. Der beropeiielnb rinst.
The mirror., 1907-01-17
Wells Street:
Its Inhabitants,

Paper Read Before the ChautauQud Circle.
"HERE are several quarters in
London, England, which are
inhabited solely by seafaring
classes and those who minister
to their wants. Wells Street is one of
these. So one not familiar with the
ways of slack Tar" as the sailor is
popularly called, this little street, situ-
ated in Whitechapel, hardly three city
blocks in length and in width more an
alley than street. Here one finds
Jack wearing his Sunday" face every
day; his stay on shore, whether for
TWO weeks or for two months, being
one long gala day. In fact it is his
only, time for recreation, and he has q
way of recresting that is all his own.
Upon his arrival at Wells Street, Jack
usually puts up at the Sailors Home
which furnishes him board and room
at the reasonable rate of eighteen shil
lings week. It nsintains shipping
Office, and bank into which Jack il
exhorted to deposit his money. Aware
of his extravaganza and aware also
that he will 60 broke before shipping
again, those in charge Of the home en-
deayor SO to regulate Jacks expendi
lures as to insure him the best tim'
and the longest rest his little pile viii
buy.
Besides the Ssil0rs' Home mentiones
are located In this street several ship
ping Offices and Sailors Missions, to
bacconists, c0nfectioners, ETC., and 4
The mirror., 1907-01-17

Here is an example. Our regiment
furnished guard of six men, a cor
poral and a sergeant on the gate of the
dockyard, where the men of war tied
up to coal, and for repairs. One even
ing l was playing billiards with two
petty officers from the cruiser "Chary-
bdis," who were known to us as Sammy
and Gussie. l never heard their full
names. 1 casually remarked that 1
would be on the dockyard guard the
next day. They told me to come
aboard, if got a chance, and said l
would. But the opportunity did not
come, and had to stick to the guard
house. About noon, however, sailor
appeared, with a large tray covered
with cloths, and said it was for the
sergeant OF the guard. with the COM
pliments of the chief stoker's mess.
Under the cloths was swell hot dinner,
and perhaps wasn't thankful Later,
Sammy and Gussie strolled in, and we
had very sociable time. Good fell
lows? Well 1 guess!
Fortunately for Tommy Atkins, the
war Office has not seen fit to abolish
the canteen. There are two-the wet
and the dry. In the latter is sold GRO
ceries, such as canned goods, pies,
cakes. milk, ETC., and polish for brass
and leather In the wet canteen they
sell soft drinks, beer and porter--noth-
ing stronger. A sergeant is detailed
each day to canteen duty, and he keeps
order, and, if he sees man drinking
too much or becoming uproariOus, he
| orders him to his quarters. Music is
supplied and the men can spend So
ciable evening, without getting into
mischief l consider the canteen a
| most desirable institution, ana believe
that it lessons drunkenness rather than
encourages it.
1t is peculiar how the public's opin.
ion of the soldier varies with circum
stances. Kipling describes it best
when he says:
For it's Tommy this and Tommy that
And Tommy go away,
But it's thank you Mr.. Atkins,
When the band begins to play.
In active service a hero, in garrison {
loafer, the scum of the earth, etc
And yet it is the same Tommy. Bu
he doesn't care. He looks down will
sublime contempt upon the civilian
AS he strolls along the street, with hi
brilliant red tunic, bright buttons
glossy shoes, and freshly creased trOu
sere, swinging his jaunty little swag
ger stick, and listening to the chatte
of pretty little bunch Of calico, VIII
gazes up at him with wonder and pride
who can say that Tommy isn't happy
L. r. j.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-08-21
Fell Into Bad COMPANY.

A canny Scot was brought before a
London magistrate on the charge Of
being drunk and disorderly. What
have you to say for yourself, sir?" de-
manded the magistrate "You look
like respectable man, and ought to
be ashamed to stand there Ids
Il am vera sorry, sir, but / cam
up in bad company fra Glasgow" hum.
bly, replied the prisoner
What sort of company?"
"a lot of teetotalers!" was the start
ling response.
DO you mean te say tset0talers are
bad company?H Numbered the masis.
trate. - think they are the best of
company for such as YOU"
Begin yer pardon, sir" answered
the prisoner, "ye're wrong; for / had
a bottle of whusky an l had to drink
1t ali myself" sff
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-08-21
AS THE BOY UNDERSTOOD.
Probably to His Mind Conflict of Au.
thority Was Vital.

In one of the Atlanta Sunday schools
recently the lesson for the day had to
do with Mammon and the corrupting
influences of great riches.
Toward the close of the exercises,
says Harper's Magazine, the superin-
tendent called upon the infant class
to repeat the golden text, which had
special reference to mans inability to
serve his Creator and the money god
at one and the same time The class
failed to respond as 1t should, when
the superintendent, noticing his own
young hopeful in the ranks, who had
that very morning been drilled thor
oughly on the text, called to him. The
response was immediate, though q
slight departure from the original, for
in voice that was distinctly heard in
all parts of the room there came the
following modifica, ION:
"Ye cannot serve God and mammal"
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-08-21
A PECULIAR ALLIANCE.
That Made by the Doctors and tho
w. C. r. u.


medicines the doctors, as represent
ed by the American Medical Associa-
ton, have made an alliance with the
W. c. T. u. who have been deceived
into believing that the alcohol in pat
ent" medicines is a menace. In this
alliance the good ladies of the w. G.
T. U. are apparently put in the posi-
ton of dragging chestnuts out of the
fire for their allies. There is no class
so firmly convinced of the necessity
for. alcohol in medication as the doc
tors who, with few exceptions, not
only prescribe it freely but use it, as
indeed they must whether they would
prefer to or not, as solvent and pre-
sentative. On the other hand the
w. G. T. u. contends that the whole
medical and pharmaceutical world is
in error; that alcohol is not only use
less but that it is dangerous and
harmful in any quantity in any medi-
cinal preparation. While their princi-
pies are SO wholly at variance the
doctors and the w. G. T. U. ladies
have cheerfully allied themselves in a
war on patent" medicines, and the
w. G. T. U. is placed in an even more
ridiculous position by reason of the
fact that the doctors do not confine
their fight to those medicines which
contain alcohol, but lump all patent"
medicines in one class. And this, too,
despite the fact that, according to fig
lres printed in the Journal of the
American Medical Association, about
20 per cent of physicians prescrip
tons are for "patent" or proprietary"
medicines.
The inability of many physicians
to prescribe any but ready-to-use rem
edies is frequently commented upon
by the medical press, and by physi-
clans of the better class when assem-
bled in conventions. That three
fourths of the physicians graduated
each year in the United States are in.
competent and peril to the COM
munities in which they practice was
charged openly at the annual meeting
of the Committee on Medical >Educa-
ton of the American Medical Asso-
citation, held in Chicago in April of
LIS Nc tOtoi hOiAbCI Vi STdu-
yates annually was placed at 1000
which means that at least 5000 in
competents~ are turned loose annually.
1t was stated at this meeting that an
average of So per cent of the gradu-
ates from medical colleges failed to
pass state examinations These fail
ures either go back to school, or go
to some state where the requirements
are not SO high.
That many doctors are so ignorant
in matters pertaining to pharmacy
that they know nothing about the
properties Of the drugs they prescribe,
was stated by DR.. M. Clayton Thrush,
a professor in the Medico-C hirurgical
College at Philadelphia in an address
before the Annual Convention of the
American Medical Association at At
lantic City in June of this year.
DR.. Henry Beats, Jr., President of |
the Board of Medical Examination
for the State Of Pennsylvania, in an
interview in the daily papers said:
About one quarter Of the papers
show degree of illiteracy that rend- |
ers the candidates for ucensure in
capable of understanding medicine"
He criticizes the colleges for award |
ing degrees in these cases.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-08-21
.It,s 3 sensinle gfft.- defended M.

It's sensible gift, defended Mrs.
McCanopy. Il don't believe in fool
-ish presents. Your father wanted to
get some silly thing or other he heard
you talking about, but knew this
would last for years, when something
else had been forgotten"
Let's take it up and see how it
looks" said Josie
thought we'd leave it in the lower
hall for the present. stated Mrs. Nc
Canopy. when we can get the man
to come and paint the border around
your floor. Wen put it up there"
Josie sighed. She knew that it
takes forever to get man to come
70 do anything like that 1t was with
-elief that she welcomed Phirs in.
junction not to look around until told
TO do So
Now cried Phil, dramatically.
s.Oh, on, oh. Take him away or he
may bite" shrieked Josie.
He won't hurt YOU" encouraged
Phil. mice old doggie. But 1 say,
Joe, how d'you like him."
I don't like him at ALL answered
Josie. firmly Whose dog is it?'
"Yours!" cried Phil delightedly.
You wanted one, didn't you?"
Il never!" denied Josie. 81 didn't
say any such thing"
Yes, you did, too," declared Phil
holly. Didn't she, MAJ Didn't she,
Clara? You both heard her. She was
standing over there by that table, and
/ said"
You said you wanted one" put in
Josie YEARLY.
yes, and then you said you wouldn't
object to one, so there," yelled Phil.
L meant. that if you had got to
have one, I'd wash him every week,
and keep it from starving" explained
Josie.
He hasn't had anything to eat this
morning" limited Phil.
The tears were in both Josie's eyes,
or all her eyes visible on account of
the bee stings. but she bravely ap-
preached the gift from Brother Phil,
and led it kitchenward
'Josie's so hard to please" sighed
Clara. II wonder if she will turn up
her nose at that dear little dress Of
mine that Mrs. Wood spoiled It
doesn't fit me, but will be lovely for
Josie! l couldn't buy her anything, as
I'm over my allowance nowl"
gave her brand new dog" sneer-
ed Phil, 'but I notice poor Josie al
ways has to take your old duds!"
With this parting shot he strolled out
to watch Josie and the brand new dog
coming to an understanding.
Some one has come already!" said
Mrs. McCanopy nervously. And Mary
is changing her dress and can't answer
the bell, and not one of us lis present
able!"
Josie has at least kimona on
observed Clara. And it's her party,
anyway"
IF l had my dress on, I'd CO." vol
unteered Cousin Phoebe. "But 1
haven't" she added with relief.
I'm a fright" rebelled Josie. 81
won't gol"
But she did go, holding her kimono
together at the throat with one hand
while she opened the door with the
other. Ben Overton and the SWEETEST
girl of Josie's acquaintance popped
in, and stared with surprise and I'M
restrained enjoyment at the spectacle
poor Josie presented. Josie, after a
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-08-21

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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-08-21
FLIGHT OF THE FiANcE.
Unnerved- by Dreadful Possibilities Of
the Future.

A wayfarer, jogging along the public
highway in pursuit of his own pur-
poses, was run against and knocked
over by a wild-eyed youth of fright
ened mien, who. upon untangling him
self from the peregrinator, eiucidated
his narrowing predicament as follows:
i went over to bask in the smiles
of my fiancee and discovered that it
was sewing circle afternoon and the
sittinS-room was invested by many
matrons, both young and sere, and sat
me down on the vine-clad porch to
await their departure; and to my first
Indifferent but very presently Mortified
ears We're waited snatches of their
conversation, running something like
this: The food is liable to disagree
with its little stomach, and you must
experiment with variety of milks
from different cows, invariably steril-
izing it. and try various foods, until
you discover exactly the right one., My
second had the collie almost every
night for six weeks and screamed for
hours without intermission. 1t never
slept longer than half an hour at
time and neither my husband or me
had minutes rest, day or night. And
then teething set in. Whooping cough
followed, and measles, scarlet fever,
hives. and Then I fed 1 don't
know where shall stop and"
You are quite excusable, sir!" re-
turned the wayfarer, who had lived
long and knew much. pray. don't
mention it!"-Puck.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-08-21
Wisdom on Tan.

Mrs. Green. who was deeply alb
sorbed in romance of the 18th CEN
fury, suddenly paused and looked at
her husband
Gregory she said, listen to this:
By my halidom,' exclaimed Sir Har-
dynge, it is past the hour of 12.'
What is a halidom?"
What do You suppose it isl" re-
sponded Mr.. Green, with a frown.
Cant you tell from the context
Maria? Sir MISUNDERSTANDING said it
was past the hour of IL by his hall
dem, didn't he? I should think any
one could ten from that sentence that
he had just consulted his haIidom.
Halsdom is the old English name for
watch. Of course. Why Is It that some
women don't seem to be able to exer-
else their reasoning faculties Stray
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