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The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
,Ionnrchs and the Theater.

The fact that King Edward Of England
recently left theater because he OBJ
jected to the performance caused some
surprise. as IN his younger days he was
a devotce Of the drama and was more
or less intimate and a good fellow with
"a number Of the leading players. It may
be from association with King Edward
that the Emperor Of Germany has ac-
CURED a taste for the theater. At any
rate. be is now an ardent admirer Of
The drama, and never hesitates to ex-
press his pleasure at clever work on
the part Of actors or actresses. Re
Gently be went 10 the Court Theater in
Cassel and Witnessed a performance of
War and Peace" At the end OF the
play he made his way 20 the green room.
whore for over an hour he chatted with
the managers and the members Of the
company in most social way. recount
ing "reminiscences Of his youth. when
be often had visited the same theater.
Many OF the plays be saw then, he de-
clared. he could oven now repeat al
most by heart. while he was able 10 re-
call accurately the names Of many old
time actors and actresses. Before leav-
ing the theater, he conferred the order
Of the Red Eagle on the manager. and
70 each Of the actresses he presented
"a brooch with the imperial initial in
precious stones. while 20 every actor he
gave a handsome scarf pin.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
c. o. D.

From the Chic7gO News.
Enlisted men in the navy are to re-
eeive 81 extra for each day they serve
on a submarine that is submerged. That
will please them If they can come to
the surface and collect II.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Nothing Can Stop II.

From the Rochester Herald
1t begins TO look as though neither
postponers nor standpatters would be
able to stile the demand for immediate
action on some schedules of the blessed
tariff.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Your Busy Uncle.

From the New York World
Federal inspection Of dairy farms is
now suggested by Secretary Wilson. At
this rate Uncle Sam viii presently be too
busy to sit on a fence and whittle.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Good Literary Cron

Prom the Baltimore Sun
In addition to the hay he got in" at
Oyster Bay, Mr.. Roosevelt also harvested
large crop Of magazine articles,
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
The Main Point.

why all this palaver about who or
dered those cocktails?"
What are YOU driving at?'
Who drank 'em2 That's the question"
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

A New York automobilist deliberately
ran his machine over a thirty-foot en-
bankment recently. Probably the man
was tired of attempting to climb trees
and mount telegraph poles.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Prom the Richmond Times Dispatch.
You viii recognize the millennium by
the fact that Standard oil has paid the
fine.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

His grace the Lord Bishop Of London
plays a cracking good game Of tennis.
il appears. whereas the French Ambas-
sadOr and the German Ambassador are
only fair 20 middling artists. Epoch
marking diplomatic complications may
follow this discovery.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
On n Bets

What do you Think" glggled Miss
Elderly. "That young Mr.. Snaffies kissed
NE in the conservatory last night. and
Jack Brown saw him do it,"
And did Jack pay up?' asked Miss
Young, meaningiy.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Be not vainglorious or puffed up. Had
the Pilgrim Fathers come over in the
Lusitania, doubtless they would have
come steerage.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

why do you hold your arms out Ike
a pair Of wings2'
It's the package habit. II get over
IL after living in town a few weeks"
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Two Ancient Enemies.

There was an interesting scene the
other day at Columbia. Tenn. when in
the presence Of 5000 cheering people, Sen
atCr Bob Taylor and former Senator
Z. ". Carmack shook hands with each
other at the fair grounds. This is said
TO be the first time that these former
political enemies have met since there
was a bitter primary fight for the Sena-
torship. When the people recognized
what was taking place they cheered
heartily. Previously each man had been
heartily received. but the demonstrations
then were as nothing compared 10 the
spectacular joining Of hands, which indl-
Gated that enmity was over and the
hatchet buried
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

II is said that Mr.. Roosevelts forth
coming message 10 Congress will be Eek
tremely long Well. it takes a lot OF
space TO touch up everything from nature
taking to not mentioning the tariff.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
JUST BY THE WAY.

From the Cleveland Leader
The Tough Kind.
"AT nesh is grass" quoted the land
lady. piously
THAT sou said the skinny boarder.
pausing in his knife-and-f0rk exertions
Then this steak must be the wire grass
I've read about ia the botanies"
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

An Atlanta man was arrested recently
for unnecessarily exploiting a patent
medicine jag We should think that
style Of convivial enjoyment might be
kept in quarantine until after the 1st
of January.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

II was a safe guess that that Cuban
lid would attempt 10 tilt up the minute
Mr. Taft got out OF the country.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Texas may be, as the Houston Post
insists. the spot where the Garden Of
Eden was originally located but the
editor OF the paper still has gumption
enough to come 10 Washington when he
wants to enjoy life.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Bunched.

From the Milwaukee Sentinel
France is naming her war ships after
her men Of letters. Our literati have the
battle ship Indiana.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Mr.. Roosevelts spear may know no
brotrer, but his tennis racquet appears
TO have been introduced TO its master.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Give Sin Thomas q Chance-

Washington is glad, even # Mr., Roose-
welt only hesitates in town these days
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

arouses our suspicion. How many OF
them really know what they are talking
about?
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Jefferson Davis Cane.

Mr.. George Smith. OF LivermOre, Ky.
carries hickory cane that was cut from
tree in Westmoreland County, Va,
near the house OF George Washington,
and on July 4, 1888, It was presented 10
Jefferson Davis by some admirers. Mr..
Smith was a personal friend Of the lead
er Of the Confederscy, and Davis gave
the cane % him. Ii bears an inscription.
ITO jefferson Davis patriot statesman,
and couqueror Of his country"
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

There appears to be nothing more seri-
Gus than constructive recess between
the sins OF the busted trusts.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Those forty Fairbanks cocktails simply
will not down. says the Kansas City
Journal. On the contrary, the only sure
thing about them is that they were put
down.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Suitable Text.

I'VE received the drawings safely" said
the publisher.
Good responded the eminent Illus
TRAITOR II wish you'd make your author
look at 'em occasionally as he writes the
book
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Dr. Wiley wants TO organize a soft
drink squad" We do not believe this
will be nearly so easy to recruit as his
famous booze squad
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Catered To.

Il prefer stocks to the races"
why"
I can't fly very high. and small in
vestor sounds better than piker."
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

The unanimity of agreement upon the
part Of contemporaries anent The Wash
ington Herald's statement that 'the
new ten-dollar bills are very beautifuI'
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

The Augusta Chronicle thinks that
Tom Watson is really the man behind
the gun In Jawjaw these days. Guess
he is the man behind the pop gun
anyhow.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

II would be too bad II Mr.. Cleveland's
doctors should refuse to let him smoke
the perfectos that Brazilian is bringing
him. in view Of the fact that he has had
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Harper's Magazine has an article about
a man who danced for nine days with
practically no rest. A sort Of nine days
wonder, evidently.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Oyster Bay is now making a noise like
a winter resort on the Fourth of July
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Those Louisiana bears must be almost
as happy as a turkey three days before
Thanksgiving
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

It is said that the looking glass never
reflects the true appearance Of any one.
This VIII be cOnsoling news TO gentlemen
who occasionally arise with a dark brown
taste in their mouths, accompanied by a
grim determination not 20 do Il again.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

The beef trust puts up the price Of beef
cents. and the retailer puts il up
DC course, the reason why is just as clear
as mud.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Even If the English language contained
q. 10000 words IL would stul be impos-
sible for Chancellor Day 90 express him
self according 10 his feelings.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
A LITTLE NONSENSE.
A DULL DAY.

Monday is a blue. blue day.
We must go back
To work. alack
And bitter are the things we say.
Monday Is a sour. sour day.
How dun we find
The tiresome grind
When we have had a bit Of play.
Monday is a long long day.
II drags IT'S course
Until, perforce,
We think twill never wear away.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

Mr.. Andrew Carnegie may feel that he
should die on the threshold Of the poor
house. but he doesn't seem 70 care par
ticularly to have the tax collector help
him get there in time.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Boston's Part in Nations Music.

Boston's part in the music Of the na-
ton is certainly picturesque. Il is not
true. as has been stated. that the Hes
SLAMS brought Yankee Doodle" to this
country in 17eS. It was sung in the streets
uf Boston by the Briushers under Brad
dock as far back as 1755 to deride the
New England troops with the feathers
in their caps. Later, in Revolutionary
times, the British officers raced their
horses across the Common on Sunday
mornings and played Yankee Doodle
before the Park Street Church to annoy
the cOlOnists within. The Star Spangled
Banner was originally a drinking song.
and it was first known to America in
1898, when Robert Treat Paine used the
tune for the words to Adams and Lib
erty.' But the song that is distinctly
BostOn's own is Glory HaIeuiah" 80
Prof Webster's regiment first sang il as
a war song al Fort Warren, Boston Har-
Dor, in 1851. and it was not the famous
John Brown whom they mourned. but a
humble member of their own ranks. A
thousand strong. they sang it marching
across the Common. Boston went wild
over it, and New York took it up. 1t
spread through the camps till the song,
that began as hymn tune in South Caro-
lima, sang itself into history as one Of the
famous war songs Of the world.
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30

A number Of people are so distressed
concerning the business morals OF Mr..
John d. Rockefeller that they actually
would do those things themselves II they
had the chance, just TO keep the old
fellow in the straight and narrow path
The Washington herald., 1907-09-30
Gordon Lees Socks.

A eood story on Representative Cor
don Lee. Of the Seventh Georgia Con
gressional district, leaked out through
one Of his friends recently. Air. Lee had
occasion to visit Washington during the
early summer on some departmental
business. and came from his home via
the Southern Railway. At that time the
train upon which he rode was scheduled
to reach the Capital city al 6:45 in the
morning, an unheard-of hour for arising
in Georgia. except in the remote rural
regions. Some fifteen minutes before
reaching Washington, Il occurred 70 the
Pullman porter that the gentleman in
berth No. was a Washington, and not
New York, passenger Investigation
showed Mr.. Lee soUndly asleep-and the
Washington Monument well In sight
from the car window. In the confusion
and haste that followed, Mr.. Lee was
utterly and hopeleSsly unable 10 md his
socks The tram pulled into the city.
the last passenger save the Congress
man. got of. and still no socks. FinaIIv
Mr.. Lee was forced 20 don his low-uuar-
tered shoes and go TO his hotel sockless
and very painfully embarrassed. He had
10 brave any number of good-natured
Sisgies and suppressed outlaws before
he finally reached his apartments at the
Shorcham-and those few who learned
OF his sad plight called him "SocklesS
Jerry Lee" for many weeks afterward.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
across, haa nos hssa sssslssA

IL aenoans haa nos sesa settled
Sesame a. the cars ta&d mp by tAe
q tao trains eoaaaisea 1--we
eaaek. an others g~rasAaGle freight
s4&a after ahe selEare the Santa Fe
attorney 81 Lamar sena 1adEe NORTH
e@saa " aea~gF&m whirA read:
wim >ou relea~e E"aiang stock If
we "a, sh~ s26!ese Int" Ihe ooaa'y
TREASURY this RaasRanE"'
saAge Nnrthems, Immediately w3r
I'd haeA the orc woEa. Yea"
The tagiaes and = + were rel~Ae-
ea late Thursday night, and Friday
maornlng shr artornty pas4 lie taxes
uader proaes,, TAO attorneys t.. the
Santa Fe company arrived frusn
D@nver 40 assist James MckeouEh.
attorney for the road at Trinidad IL
L. said that they will decide upon q
plan IT action and thai there will te
lnjunetions. COUNTER suits and Oahes
legal proceedings. but Judge North
cuta and prowers county are ahead
Do l0lnts up 10 date.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
EAST LAS VEGAS PosToFFlcE.
Arrival and Departure Of Mails.

Arrival and Departure Of Mails.
No . r~rrives Us n. IN bring mail
cast Of La Junta.
No, :; departs els a. IN. Pouch for
Santa Fc only. mail closes $50
a. m
No. | arrives $50 p III. mail closes
lao =. M.
No. . arrives Geo r. m. mail closes
CLIO p. m.
No. . arrives : p, H.. mail closes
$40 p, m.
No. 10 arrives t2:2o p. nl,. brings
mail from Ell Paso and all points
between FL Paso and AlhuQuer-
que aud Albuquerque and Santa
Fe. No mail dispatched via NJ.
10.
No. : arrives i:"1 a, m. mail closes
ESQ p, m,
Star Routes
Rociada daily except Sunday. Arrives
n. m, mail closes : a. m,
Santa Rosa leaves Monday. Welnes-
day and Friday : a, m. Arrives
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
1890 p. m
Chaperito leaves Monday. Nednes-
day and Friday : a, M. Arrives
Tuesday. Thursday and Satur-
day SO" n. nj.
Mineral Hill leaves Tuesday. Thurs
day and Saturday : a, m. Arrives
Tuesday. Thursday and Satur-
day 6 p. m.
F. O. BLOOD, Postmaster.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
~NENCESLAO JARAMILl.O,


For several hours two locomotives
and the car attached to them were
literally tied up in the Santa Fe
yards at Lamar, Colo. a force Of
deputy sheriffs having seized the
trains. bound and locked them with
heavy steel chains and padlocks.
This action was the result of ad,
vice from Judge Northcutt to tina
rrowers county, Colorado, officials
to levy On railroad property if $2a
00h back taxes, alleged to be due TO
the county from the Santa Fee com
pany. was moi paid Thursday.
The county commissioners retain
ed Judge Northcutt some time ago
to proceed against the railroad com
nany in the tax matter. He notified
tine Santa Fe officials that the taxes
must be paid within ten days.
Thursday. when the time expired.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
Millions Spent to
Make Clean Beer
Cleanest Manufacturing Process L.
That of An American Brewery.

We regard beer as a foou and the
business of brewing beer n of our
most important industries. when we
tell our readers that without exception
so absolutely clean in its process Of
manufacture as PabSt, we speak from
exact knowledge of conditions. The
monster Pabs Brewery at Milwaukee
represents an outlay. of millions of
dollars and many of those millions
have been expended to make the Pabst
exclusive process absolutely clean.
Pabs Beer stands alone today, the only
food product that from the beginning
to the end OF its manufacture is abso-
lutely beyond reach of even the con-
Eliminating germs of the air.
Doctors boil their instruments In
water to steriliZe them. rahst boils
his brew in closed kettles and thus
sterilizes it. From. there it passes
through sterilizcd pipes to sterilised
is fermentcd. Then through more
sterilized pipes 1t goes to sterilized
Theoretically sealed storage tanks
INT when bottled II Is p~asteurized.
is touched by human hands and comes
in contact only with steriIiZed~ air.
This process of manufacture Is the
exclusive Pabst method. 1t is one rea-
son for the always the same. always
the best" reputation of pahst Beer.
beer. Pabst Beer has no equal as a
mild. heaithful leverage. 1t is brewed
only from Pahst eight-day malt,
choicest hops and pure water. Fabs
eight-day malt. the perfect malt. con-
tains all the food qualities of the finest
harley In predigested form. 1t is this
high food value and the Pabst exclu-
sive process Of brewing and thoroughly
aging the beer. that gives Pabst beer its
rich. mellow flavor, it's refreshing zest
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
HARRY LEWIS To
MEET RUDE SMITH
IN DENVER RING

D~nser. Jan. <2-DeEore the Cub
tsxum Aahlrgae ClaA tonight Harry
Lewis wlli meet Rulse Shltna, the
EAnver welteF. In wAas promises Id
b.. On. Ut the nittis~st bouts pali&~i
off In Denver fur m&ny years. The
Colorado lad has the advantage Ut
weight, height and reach and under
the direction d Johnny CoTOett has
made u pheaaEaehal improvement In
I~cleverneSs and staying powers. That
Lewis. the clever little lightweight
and asparant to the title held by Joe
lGans, viii have his work cut out for
him In putting 1t over his biz opp0-
nenl is generally admitted by the
sports eongregated here tO witness
the Dhattle.
Jockey Fred Maynard has beea
training Lewis and declares that 10
the greatest fighter Of his weight and
tIFHGb EAAA Inv HAAE MA1 Ahg@u SA1%<
the palmy days Of McGovern. This
opinion is shared by the lneai sports
who have watched Lewis at his
training stunts, The fame of Lewis
has been spread far and wide In Col
orado and the interest in the battle
promises 4" pam the Coliseum to is
,dhtrs Tonight
Tn" bout Mas original! arranged
seiwts.n Lewis aud Jimmy Gardiner.
but the latter backed dowE. MIX"
Twin Sullivan then agreed to take
the place Of Gardiner. hut later h" al
~ was stricken with buck aEup ANA
pleaded tn" illness Of a relative a.
"A means az escaping from mte'in .
lewis. An appeal has been made Il
Governor Butchtl. the new preacher
executive OF Colorado. To prevent the
fight. but he says he has no Iuwe.
to interfere.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22

She broke out all over her body with a
humor, and We used everything recon-
mended, but without results. called
in three doctors, they all claimed they
could help her, but she continued to
grow worse. Her body was q mass of
sores, and her little face was being
eaten away; her ears looked a. if they
would drop off. Ncighbors a tised me
ogetC uticura Soap and Ointment, and
before | had used half of the cake of
Soap and box of Ointment the sores had
all healed, and my little ones face and
body were as clear as q newborn babes.
| would not be without it again if it
cost five dollars, instead of seventy-five
cents, which is all it cost us to cure
our baby, after spending many dollars
on doctors and medicines without any
benefit whatever"
Complete External and Internal Treatment for every
Hunor, from limples tn ScFofula, from infancy to Age,
consisting II Cuticnra Soal. 2jc., Ointment, 6sh., kesolv-
ert, SIC lin form Of Chocolate Coated Pills, &c. per vial
tfCGl- may he had If u! druggists. \ singic SCI "ttp cures
the must distrrssi1g Eases. " hen q "''tE rtrItdits. and
even the best PHI. sicialss fail. Potter Drug & Chen. Corp,
Sole Props, Boston, Mass.
es- Mailed / rec, " All Abouttae Skin, Scalp, sndHair..
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22

Col W. &. Greene has formed In
The states a rev corporation named
III" Sierra Madre Il Pacific Railroad
COMPANY. capitalized nj 1000, 'Hlp
gold. la build the extension Of the
Ran Grand~, Sierra Madre IL Pacific
railroad FROM Nucva CaSas Grandr>.
chihuahua. the work upon which .x.
tension frUm that paint IL already
commenced.
The fist objective loint Is Santo
Tomas on the Chihuahua 4 Pacific
railway, The final objective point is
In Dura In Sonora where connection
Will he made with the Cananra.
faqui River Il Pacific r0ad now l..
ing built. The total distance Of *
tensions Is about 4OO miles.
From Nueya Casas Grandes tn
SautO Tomas IL about 1870 miles. ana
has already been located. This IL The.
portion which Col. Greene says h
To be finished In two years. The
principal object Of this road Is to ret
out the lumber from the mills Of the
Sierra Madre Land & Lumber com
pany.
Col Greene personally still owns
the Rio Grande. Sierra Madre L. Pa
cific. which extends from C.. Juarel
on the border 10 Nueva Casas Gran
des. The Greene Consolidated Cop
per company. or as 1t now Is, Tho
Greena-C ananea Copper Company
headed by Messrs. Greene. Cole an(
Ryan. owns and Is building the s.
kilometer railroad from Tem0sachi,
on the chihuahua L. Pacific road I,
MADEIRA. or San Pedro Springs. wher,
the Sierra Madre Land L. i.nmbcI
%company's mills are located. There
is a strong probability that tn,
three pieces OF road will ultimatcl,
he merged into one concern.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
Cured Of Luna Trouble

1T is now eleven years since I had
a narrow escape from consumption
writes c. O. Floyd, a leading business
man Of Kershaw, S. G. II had run
down in weight to 1"5 pounds. and
coughing was constant, both by day
and by night. Finally l began taking
DR.. Kings New Discovery, and con.
tinued this for about six months,
when my cough and lung trouble were
entirely gone and | was restored 10
my normal weight, 10 pounds
Thousands of persons are healed ev-
cry year. Guaranteed at all drug.
gists. soc and s1.00. Trial bottle
free.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy a Safe
Medicine for Children

In buying a cough medicine for
children never be afraid to buy Cham
b%erlain's Cough Remedy. There is NJ
danger from it, and relief is always
sur to follow. It is intended espec,
tally for coughs, colds. croun and
whooping cough, and there Is no bet,
ter medicine in the world for these
diseases. It is not only a certain
cure for Group. but. when given az
5000 as the crcupy cough appears,
will prevent the attack. Whoopine
cough is not dangerous when this
remedy is given as directed. It con,
tains no opium or other harmful
drugs. and may he given as conf,
IDENTIFY to a baby az TO an adult. For
sale by all druggists.
Las Vegas daily optic. [volume] (Las Vegas, N.M.) 1880-1908, 1907-01-22
Conductor Rebuked Travelling Man.

Local railroad men are talking
about a rebuke administered by a
well known conductor running out of
Newton to IA cranky travelling ma
says the Newton. Kan, Republican.
When asked for his ticket, the trav,
cling man CURLY informed the con.
ductor that he didn't propose TO pro-
duce his pastboard until furnished a
seat. The homeseeker rush was on
at the time and the cars were
crowded.
Keeping his temper as best he
could, the conductor went on through
the train taking up tickets. In the
chair car he found a lady with whom
he was well acquainted, and after a
few minutes conversation he went
back to the smoking car, hunted M
the travelling man. and told him he
had found a seat for him. The tray-
cling man followed him and was led
to the chair car. Accosting the wo-
man. the conductor said: Madam.
this gentleman wants a seat. Will
you kindly give him YOURS" Rising
with her baby in her arms. the wo.
nIa bowed to the travelling man and
started toward the car door. 1t Is
needless to say. the travelling man
hustled out his pastehoard. gave II
to the conductor. and made a bee
line for the smoking car while the
lady. smilingly resumed her seat
Some sympathy might have been felt
for the travelling man had the con
dnctor been In any way responsible
for the scarcity of seats, which he
of course. could not help. Hereafter
this travelling man will no doubt have
more sense than to try to take his
spite against the railroad company
out on a conductor.