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Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

Ine nse1scSi fne1 who wart 80 XII
every r-eEr teE - the human race thai
fe1l< - Ieef t1eir requirements q
DcGlJy rertecfiCl.. and xogl3 s1a1ers
Ger wl.hD1t merry. ne vours snf IT,
ege6- the elckiy Tie weak rhe a.
handsome and The ualore'y sa face
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

j. 81 1ct sgrr.r.sl-lg ma. Marx Twain
~as ~ ElS ease iE ne presence q
1cya.ty Marx saw more kt-gs and
cDeers ST. t1e Nevada Mining camps
vber be was -rclRn5ng 81 thar ke
kes s@en ~ LCT10-. b1r TIE ssrrf
cfEen cssr htrn dearly.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

L-s-ilElishel socicioCls- and set
t-enert WcrEe-. q The feminine gen
DEP. boldly asserts KHAKI @ cocktail may
make q better Chrts-an % NJ Pair
hanks We Dc rot cutie follow -he
arEl-e--. hur q is worth noting a
LaEEh-e- ~ rre Revolution wfthho-Es
direct expression - opinion hut
assists tha- -a cocZral is very f-e
thing before lf--Er How does she
kn1s- Wasr Kind cf revolution ls
SIZE e. daughter lf7
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
Macon Telegraph:

nd now, remarks the Kansas
CITY Journal ~ 81 said The Govern
rnent VIII Investigate the shoe rrus-.
- this The LAST To which the
chicago Tribune replie-- Yes. thls is
aWl Wen. 'pon our soiet-Wash-
inEtor Posi- L the shoe trtist proves
as ug'y AFTER Investigation as the beef
trust asa Ne VIII az soon be ION our
Eppers"
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
BELGIAN CREW WINS
GRAND CHALLENGE CUP

N.--Speclal.-The Belgian
crew today won the grand challenge
cup IN the Henley regatta for tho 500
ond successive time today. defeating
the Christ Church CoilsEs eight e@siiy.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
Boston Globe.

T1aw was naturally pleased With
TIE ness q Judge LovinEs ac1u.t-ar
c-t New YORK 81 NOT Virginia not by
several degrees @ latitude and tenn
E.--GDe-- Nc- are the cases nearly
enough parable O. give Il X logical
s-ou-i Cor chee-c-i-ess
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
JURY UNABLE To AGREE
IN CASE OF Il =. HOLMES, JR.

~, wA IS ~ Special; The
5tatist,cian z e holmes. Jr. or the
Departuenf OF Agriculture, who was
On trial conspiracy TO defraud the
Govcrnm Dy giving out crop statis-
tics. was charged "Wednesday after
noon. after u had failed TO come 10 an
agreement
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

TIE IicEs Er. Rockefeie- n q fuE1-
-ire rscc +-E--cs ezt &C. i5srEl NJ
Pie-rcEr Morgan g. ing his
agents &c tefeat State % s. not
TIE rne- who throw no are
the most dangerous me an
archtsts q rhe lockesel..r AID Nor
san ryps who DEFY the lavs and show
thzt Justice - not binc when million
aires are Involved
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
MOVING PICTURE rHEArERs

PAY ENORMOUSLY. INVEST
$40 To $1,000 ~ OUR FULL
PAID. NON ASSESSIBLE
STOCK EARN 200 PER CENT.
BY JANUARY. EASY TERMS
OF So Inscription. ADDRESS
NATIONAL A NJ L Z AfENT
SYNDICATE. GRAND RAPIDS.
MICHIGAN
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

John y. Purcell. president; John
~ Miller, yr- yios prssicent and
slstans cashieri ,. Q. Joplin. as-
s1sfant cashier.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

Largest Weekly Circulation
IN the State.

For the convenience Of our patrons
who desire 10 place their wants b.
fore a large number OF readers
throughout the state. we have ar
rsngements with other leading week
" papers by which your want Id
can be printed in IS OF the best week.
~ papers in Virginia. At cost OF only
cent a word. Leave your order and
copy at this Office
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
FOR SALE.

LANDS AND FARMS FOR
sale on new railroad. Fluvanna
county. Va. on easy terms. Great
bargains FOR quick buyers 4 large
list OF cehap farms for sale. Ad-
dress J. r. ELAN. Charlottesville.
Va
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

Please see "ad." OF Dublin Institute
IN this issue. This 8 ore OF our best
preparatory schools. and com bines su-
perior advantages with very mod
crate rates
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
EDISON PHONOGRAPHs.

SOLD on EASY PAYMENTS. ENTIRE
catalogue Edison Records and all
machines IN stock at COS East Main
& CO.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
EXPLOSION COST
YOUTH HIS LIFE
RlCHAfOND. vA.-speclal.-

AILHAVND. VS. ecIal.--
Henry WorshaTn. son OF David Wor-
sham. OF Burkvile. Va. died at
o'clock last night az the Memorial
Hospital from injuries sustained IN q
boiler explosion at his home last Wed
nestay. He was only eleven years Of
age Besides suffering a fracture OF
the skull. the youth was severely
burned about the body.
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13
FURNISHED ROOMS.

JAMEsTowN ExPOsTTToN Visions:
Lodging. 15c and 800 per night.
Address MRS r r COKE. rs
Twenty sixth Street. Norfolk. Va
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

EVERY DEPCSITOR N A BANK IS
equally entitled 20 the greatest Sc
curity md the best service. The
First National Bank % Richmond.
Va. undoubtedly aGorGs both. and In
vites deposits from ali classes need
Ing tho facilities OF strong. large.
courteous bank. Assets. 80 0o0 600.
Organized April. 1885. Write for
terms
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

JAMESTOWN EXPOSITION VISITORS
accommo private residence:
rates. soc. special terms 20 parties
Write Mrs. :. NJ McFARLANE. I'll
North Marshall Avenue. Norfolk. Va
Virginia gazette. [volume] (Williamsburg, Va.) 1893-192?, 1907-07-13

WANTED-TEACHERS FOR SCHOOLS
and schools Tor teachers THE NIR-
GINA TEACHERS BUREAU. Rev.
r. w CridlIn. Manager. Manchester
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
He Tipped Them All.

He Tipped Thorn All.
A New Yorker was shown to a room
In a hotel in Brussels, where he found
twenty candles stuck in a chandelier,
As it was dark, the attendant lighted
them all, but the guest put them out
Immediately.
In his bill next day, however. he
found them charged: Twenty candles,
10 francs"
He went back to the room and took
them all out, wrapped them in a bit
of paper and slipped them into his
Overcoat pocket.
When he was about t leave the
house he found the servants drawn UP
in two lines in the hall in the Euro
stylc-all smiling and ready for
the expected tip. Then he drew out
his package and distributed the can
one to each as he passed out.
"Allow me-. monsieur" said he, with
a bow; permit me, madam. They
are very superior candles, l assure
you. l paid 10 cents apiece for them"
ladies Home Journal.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11

doctored there four months, the baby
eve getting any better. His hand
and legs then had big sores On them
and as for his sleeping. we could not
think Of it, the poor little fellow suf-
fered so terribly. First l tied his hands
to the crib to keep him from scratching,
but when it got so bad / tied him in a
shawl or he would scratch himself all
bloody. When he was seven months old
we tried a set Of the Cuticura Remedies.
The first application Of Cuticura let
him sleep and rest well, in week
the sores We're gone but it stayed red
and sometimes it would itch so we
used Cuticura for two months, then he
had a clear and white face. Now he is
two years and seven months old and
has had eczema again. I hope
this letter will help some who are suffer-
ing from skin disease. Every mother
who has a baby suffering with skin
disease should just try Cuticura; there
is nothing better. Mrs. Louis Beck, r.
F.D.3, San Antonio. Tex, Apr. Is, 'O7."
A single set Of Cuticura Remedies is
figuring, itching. burning. and scaly
humors, eczemas, rashes. and irritations,
from infancy to age, when all other
remedies fail.
Complete External and Internal Treatment for
Cleanse the Skin, Cuticura Ointment (50c) to Heal
the skin. and Cuticura Resolvent (5Oc.), Tor in the
form Of Chocolate Coated pills CSC. per vial Of COZ
to Purify the Blood. Sold throughout the world.
Mass
n5- Mailed Free. Cuticura Book on Skin diseased
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11

the concerns are to be consolidated
not later than one year from next
March. and it is expected that the
actual consolidation will take place in
a few months.
HELENA. Dec. 9.-Employes at the
state house are of the opinion that the
holiday spirit has struck the gov.
ernor and the members of the state
board OF pardons good and hard.
They base their judgment upon the
many pardons which have been hand
ed down lately, and of all those pass.
ed upon by the state board, not y
has been denied.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
All the Same to Him.

corner seat in an already crowded rail
way car to go. in search of something
to eat, leaving Il rug to reserve his
place. On returning he found that, in
spite of the rug and the protests of his
fellow passengers. the seat had been
usurped by a woman clad in handsome
clothes. With flashing eyes she turned
upon him:
do you know. sir, that l am one of
the directors WivcS!"
"Mauam." he replied, were you the
directors only wife | should still pro
teSt."-Ladics' Home Journal.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11

r:O borrowed two jacks from the track.
n,"n and lacked her up out of there
and carried her home on wheels"
"Nhatd he Go with it," persisted
the new man.
Say, that Old lollypop must've been
q Yank. Nobody else could have fig.
ured it out. The ground on his place
IS hard. and he needed some more
fence. so he calculated 'twoull be easier
and cheaper to saw that old well up
into %postholes than 'twould be to dig
EN-"
Thereafter the new man bit more on
his food and less OF the conversation
~Everybody'S.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
Unique Post Holes.


The foreman and his crew Of bridge
men were striving hard to make an
impression on the select board provid-
ed by Mrs. Rooney at her Arkansas
eating establishment.
1.-The old man sure made 4 funny
deal down at Piney yesterday" OBJ
served the foreman. with a wink ut the
man to his right.
"What'd he do" asked the new man
at the other end of the table.
"Well. a year or so ago there used to
be a water tank there. but they took
down the tub and brought it up here to
Cabin Creek. The well went dry and
they covered it over. 1t was four or fly,
feet around. ninety feet deep and
plumb in the right of way. nidu't
know what to do with it until along
comes an old lollypop yesterday and
gives the old man So for it,
give dollars for what:' asked tbs
new man.
"Well," continued the foreman, IL
noring the interruption. THAT Old holly
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
Seven Hens Cannot Lay One Eao,

Daniel Webster when he was secre-
tary of state was II day reading at
a cabinet meeting a draft Of a message
he had written for the president to
transmit to congress. He was con-
stantly interrupted by one of the mem.
bers with suggestions until, losing pa
tlence, he turned to him and said:
"Sir, you might as we'll expect seven
hens to lay one egg as seven men to
construct M message"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
THE BIRDS AMI BEES.

I hin the bees, the blessed bees.
Are better. wiser far than We.
The very wild birds in the trees
Are wiser. far. it seems to me.
For love n light and sun and air
Are theirs n not a bit of care.
What bird makes claim to all Gods trees:
What bee makes claim to all Gods flow
ers?
Behold their perfect harmonies,
Their common board. the common hours.
Say, why should man be less than these,
The happy birds. the boarding bees?
Joaquin Miller.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
A Nice Distinction.

flock, "when | explained to you in my
last charity sermon that philanthropy
was the love of our species you must
have understood me to say Specie
which may account for the smallness
of the collection. You will prove, l
hope. by your present co~ntl4bution that
you are no longer laborin9 under the
same mistake"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
The Same Effect.

There had beer a brilliant company
Mt the home of Il society leader in Dcs
Moincs. Ia, a woman whose husband
was known better for his wealth than
for his mental attainmentS.
"Well, Francis,' she said after tn,
last visitor was gone. lit was a com
plete success, wasn't it?"
"Sure!" observed Francis.
did you notice Professor Billing
TOM"
THE man with the bandage arount
his ncck?"
"Yes, What IN astonishing vocabu
larry he has,
"From the way he held his head
thought it was a carbunclc."-Lippin
colts.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
{ - The -
%o~, D'ootv
The
Why Ne c., Sit.

4 BOSCH. scAoolDos gave the follow
ing definition of the spine: The spine
Is & long bone reaching from the skull
to the heels. 1t has Il hinge in the
middle, SC that you can sit down: 9th
erwise you would have to sit stand
ing"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
A Noisy Eater.

A Noisy Eater.
Ex-senator William Il. Chandler has
an admirer III New Hampshire who
has IDEAS on how the government
should be conducted and writes Mr..
Chandler about them at great length.
After Chandler vas defeated for the
senate and before he was appointed
president Of the Spanish claims com
mission the friend wrote. condOling
with the senator,
He said it was IA shame that the ma
ton and New Hampshire should be de
prived of the services of so able a nan
as Mr.. Chandler and closed with this
prophecy: Nevertheless, ! do not think
republics are ungratcful. | am con-
fident that your great merits will again
he recognized and HAT at no late date
we shall hear of you feeding again Mt
the public crib
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
What She Was Like.

do tell me what Mrs. Tewler is
like" she asked of her husband.
"Well. she's Il woman Of sixty who
looks fifty. thinks she is forty, dresses
like thirty and acts like twenty"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
Bible Authority For It..

Dido Autnorlty for IT.
Mr.. Rundlett, at one time a mcr-
chant in the town of Newcastle, Me-.
instructed his clerks to strictly follow
the prcccpts of the Bible in all of their
dealings.
One day a lady came in to buy Il
piece of dress goods, and one Of the
clerks spent a great deal of time show
Ing her various cloths, which she said
weren't good enough. The clerk said
he had a better piece in the rear of
the store. He showed her this piece,
which she had already seen, but told
her it was much finer and worth so
cents a yard more. She said that she
could readily see that it was better
and made her purchase.
Mr.. Rundlett, who had seen the
transaction, censured the clerk. who
replied that he could refer to the Bible
to justify his action.
"Why how Is that?'
"Wcll. she vas n stranger, and l took
her in"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
Presence Of Mind.

presence OF MIND.
One Of Mrs. Hamilton Fish's rules
when her husband was secretary Of
state in Grants cabinet was to return
every call she received. Her husband
was continually holding public recep-
tons, and many ONE would come
who had no desire that Mrs. Fish
should call upon them.
One such woman attended a Fish re-
ception. left her card and a little later
was duly honored by a call from Mrs.
Fish.
1t was a beautiful, mild afternoon.
The Fish equipage, all a-glitter in the
wintry sunshine, dashed down the mar.
row street and halted before the wo-
mans little house with a musical jim
gle of silver chains. The footman leap
ed from the box and opened the car
riage door. and Mrs. Fish descended.
The of the house was kneel-
ing on the sidewalk beside Il bucket of
hot water. with a scrubbing brush in
one hand and a cake of soap in the
other. She was scrubbing the front
steps.
Bending graciously ver her, Mrs.
Fish asked politely. "1s Mrs. Henry
Robinson at home?"
And Mrs. Henry Robinson replied.
"No, mum. she amt and went on
scrubbing. -Lippincott's.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
BABY Tortured
FOR 6 MONTHS
BY Terrible Itching Eczema-face
and Head a Solid Sore Spread
to His Hand and Legs Would
Scratch Until He B|ed-Tiny Suf-
ferer Immediately Relieved and
ENTIRELY CURED lN2
MONTHS BY CUTtCURA
when my sol Walter was three. weeks
old, eczema appeared on his face. We did

~ hAlO la
it was SO went
to a doctor who
treated him for
his.
Then he was so
bad that his face
and head were
nothing but n
sore and his ears
booked as if they
were going to fall
of, SO we trieG
another doctor.
He said he could
curp him and wa
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
Outwittino Her Lawyer.

"Still. there are occasions when Il
lawyer isn't the chief beneficiary Of a
suit said Mrs. Stonewall Jackson.
II know Of n instance. a friend of
mine in Virginia sued a railroad com
pany for damages and secured a YER
dict for $4,000, which was paid, and
the whole amount is now in bank sub
ject to her order. Her counsel didn't
get a penny Of it."
"IIow was that:'
"She found the only way of Outwit-
ting him-she married the lawyer"
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
Long Name, Short Lived.

"ln Boston there used to be a siam
mering college kept by Professor
Graves" says Governor Guild. Next
door to this college was a flower store.
Professor Graves method was to ask
each pupil what phrase he would like
to learn to say perfectly. Then the
professor would drill the pupil on that
one phrase or sentence, and when the
stammerer repeated it smoothly Il cure
was pronounced. One day n friend Of
mine. who was afflicted with the slut
tering habit. decided to p~atronize the
professor. Before he went into the
studio, however, he stopped to look in
the flower store at some chrysanthe,
muinS
NOW, my dear fellow said Pro.
lessor Graves, is there anything par
ticular that you would like to learn tC
say perfectly"
"'W-w-w-well, Yves th-thcrc is.
sh-Sh-shoulu like tito be able t-t-tt
s-Say ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS them
m-mum before the darn th-thius
f-faneS""
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11

Our speciality is buying shee'
on orders for our customers. II
you have any for sale for deliv.
cry in the spring, or after shear.
ing, write US giving description
and price,
We make no charges.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11

The WEEKLY RIVER PRESS is good
newspaper o send AVA to your friends
in the east. 1t will save you the roo
bic of writing Letters
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11
Her Position.

An applicant for teacher in a cOun
try school was asked. what is your
position with regard to the whipping
of c~hildren?"
my usual position is on a chair,
with the child held firmly across my
knees, face downward" was the reply.
The river press. [volume] (Fort Benton, Mont.) 1880-current, 1907-12-11

Urkind.
Miss Folla La Toilette. daughter of
Senator La Toilette of Wisconsin. WAS
passing Il collection plate one day
when she WAS waved away 10y 4 man
distinguished for his wealth and par
simony.
"Nothing." he said Gruttly: Il have
nothing"
Take something. then: this co!lec.
ton IS for the poor. you know"
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-10-10

Get or to an ohadl button.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-10-10
STUDENTS GIVE RECEPTION.
University President and Bride Wei.
coined on Their Return.

MOSCOW. Oct, 10.-President Mac
Lean and bride returned last evening
from Their brief trip TO the northern
part Of the state, says the Journal.
They were met at the train by the stu
dents in a body and given warm
greeting. The doctor and his bride en-
tered a cab and were driven direct to
the gymnasium, where general con-
gratulations and handshakings were
INDUCED On, At the conclusion Of this
part of the greeting President Mac
Lean made a brief talk, mostly in a
humorous vein. An informal dance fol-
lowed the reception.
President MacLean granted the re-
quest of the students for holiday to-
day in which to celebrate his return
from his brief honeymoon.
Lewiston evening teller. [volume] (Lewiston, Idaho) 1903-1911, 1907-10-10
FRUIT CROP is
PROFITABLE
Salmon River Growers Find
GrangeviIle Lucrative
Market.
Special to Evening Teller.

Special to Evening Teller
GRANGEvILLE, Oct. 1O.-A. D.
! Sewell, who owns a large ranch near
Lucille, has been supplying GrangeviIIe
people with some choice peaches which
he has sold at $3.50 a box Mr.. Sc
well says that so far he had disposed
Of over two and a half tons of this
sort of fruit and he still has other
kinds to place on TIL market.
s. c. McDaniels pulled out with his
pack train Sunday for Bear creek,
where he carries supplies regular for
Turnbull Bros. & Bennett. Mr.. Nc
Daniels says that one more trip will be
the limit this fall.
Harold Harris and M. L. Butler are
in charge of the Idaho county display
at the lewiston Charleston fair.
Elias Kilen, assistant cashier of the
Grangeville Savings & Trust Co, while
watching the display of fireworks from
the top Of the courthouse the other
night had the misfortune to be in the
way of the remnants of a discharged
sky rocket 1t landed on his left hand
and badly lacerated it. and also plow-
ed its way down his trouser leg, slight
ly scratching his leg. Nothing serious,
however.
Mrs. Della Magee last week received
$4,000 life insurance carried by her
late husband in the W. o. w lodge.
Mr.. Amber the secretary of the local
lodge, tells us that since the lodge was
established in 1905, it has paid out
over $50, 900 to beneficiaries here. Pret-
ty lively death rate.
VIII Wright, who exhibited his
Chinese pheasants at the fair says
that he will make anyone ordering a
couple or more of female birds pres
ent of a rooster and he will furnish the
address of pheasant raisers. Mr..
Wright desires to encourage the rails
ing of this class of game birds, and
happens to have more male birds than
he needs, consequently this liberal Of
fer.
Henry Knobe has moved his big
bunch of sheep to their winter quar-
tiers. located about 20 miles above
Lewiston. oliver Earl helped make the
drive.
r. Hinkson, Of Bear creek, was in
town circulating a petition to have the
Florence Bear creek new road made a
county affair. His petition was liber-
ally signed.