The Washington herald., 1907-04-07


of illumination sky piece without
weight or ginger" says the Birmingham
Age-HeraId. In other words, sort OF
mollycoddle star
Montrears birth rate is higher thar
/ THAI Of any other city in North America
We mention this matter in order TO fur.
nish Mr.. Roosevelt something pleasant tC
think about.
A Yale professor says the perfect kiss
of to-day was unknown to the ancients.'
They were never worried about microbes
however!
Some time ago It was reported thai
several new islands had bobbed up among
the Philippines. and now one is reported
to have booDed up in the Gulf OF Mexico
Has the ola ocean taken 10 brain-storm-
ing?
That Kansas man who hung out sign
reading Don't dump ashes here, under
penalty of the law or any other trash.
probably had his ideas about the ''unwrit-
ten law"
There is a fine opening for a correspond.
1 ence school that VIII teach high flnaneiers
a convenient way to be their own stenog-
raphers.
Now that Mr.. Thaw is physically safe
in jail. and mentally sound. according ia
/ the experts, it only remains TO be shown
that his moral nature is sanitary.
That actor who has been discharged
from the hospital very much in love
rsrffh d a.
I agent A reversal OF the story would
have brought wonderful advertising.
Why is it that partisan Republican pa
pers are so continually pointing out the
hopelessness Of Democratic success under
Mr. Bryan's leadership?
Fortunately for Mr.. Taft. so far as the
theft Of Senator Foraker's pet bullpup Is
concerned, he can prove an alibi.
A Pennsylvania man ate fifty hard
I boiled eggs IN fifteen minutes. and then
asked for more. Evidently a hireling OF
the fec Grated hens union,
The average earning IN Chicago IS put
at S. per week. while the average expense
OF living is put down at 1856. This leaves
a cents for the theaters. ball games. and
other designations
1.-THE President is a friendly sort" SAYS
the Buffalo Express. Hartman. St0rer
Whitney, Ell al. merely overlooked it,
The saddest feature Of the Chicago cleo
ton was the fact that Il temporarily
chased into the limeight again the de-
crepit and dishonorabiy discharged
''Hearst-hearse" jokei
There is a kindling-wood famine in New
York You never hear Of such famine
when the Congressional Record Is issued.
The governors Office in the Pennsylvania
capitol al Harrisburg contains a clock
that cost 5000. Il IS not $500 clock By
any manner Of means. however.
II DiogeEes were alive to-day he would
have much easier time with his search
than he actually did have. Think Of the
CLASSIFIED prevaTicatOrs already labeled in
advance for him.
Stanford Whites father once wrote a
book entitled Forbidden Fruit" There
Is no evidence that the son ever read Il.
'The red bride is fashions latest crea-
ton" says an authority. Certainly one
would regret TO see a blue bride,
rs IL perverseness, pigheadedness. or
lack Of will power that causes some per-
sons 10 persist In reading a dull uninter-
esting book through when once they have
started it?' asks the Deseret News. Re
specially referred to that highest Of au-
thorlties on human virtues and frailties.
the esteemed and optimistic Baltimore
American.
In the absence OF specific information as
10 the identity of the gentleman who pre-
diets that Mr. Bryan viii carry every
State in the Union in $685. our guess is
that his name is not Jamesksy Jones.
With Mr. Hartman angling for the
Senatorship and Mr. Depew landing IT,
the people Of New York were simply up
against a choice between lemons.
Where are the active, capable boys OF
the old days?" asks a contemporary. OPP
Grating department stores. running banks,
riding in automobiles, and things.
What Burton should Have Done.
From the Portland orsgonian.
Even the friends Of ex-senator Burton
have little 10 say in approval of his
course in publicly discussing his case
after conviction and punishment. He has