The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-10

NJ Every day brings to light some new
vay of making money. The man OF
woman without a job need not despair
ybecause there arc thousand and one
4 new avenues of cndeavor TO be opened
nm. All around us are instances where
q neoolc have seized upon opportunity
End achieved success. often in unheard-
I Of and unexpected ways,
j One of the most curious signs in
I Washington hangs in front of dilapi-
II dated house in alley. Its legend is,
'IssIamp Hospital; DR. Thompson, A
n man who had invested in an oil stove
] had trouble with the wick. He had no.
4 ticed the lamp hospital sign and so he
I ,lropped in to see the doctor, ask
4 ing him to 90 out and fix his lamp. DR..
Thompson mildly replied. ''I do not
/ make calls Mine is strictly an Office
practice, and you must bring your lamp
L here. - This would seem TO indicate
/ that the "doctor' is making a success
7 of his queer business, because IN the
urofessional world only those physicians
who have become thoroughly cstab-
/ lisbcd can command an Office pract tice
The man and woman who travel over
The United States and exhibit them
selves in drug store windows as lmI-
tation automatons, arc pioneers In Il
new field. They each earn $50 n week
The passerby is invited by Il glaring
sign TO guess whether the figure is Il
human being or creation of wax and
machinery. The makeup is clever
: enough TO start an argument between
the first Two men who stop before the
window. These human automatons
have so trained their muscles that it is
only by the very infrequent winking
of an evelash that they are betrayed
10 even the closest observer.
The following notice in the want ad.
department of Sunday newspaper dis
closed Q new American industry;
stSpace TO let in a cat and dog ccme-
terry. - ! applied for terms, and found
that If ] was mourning over the loss
of Fido or Tommy and wished to pay
proper respect TO the memory of de-
ceased pet, that ! could buy or rent a
LOT i'll this unique cemetery for any
period. Moreover, hcadstone proper
( lv inscribed with i fitting tribute TO
the virtues of the SAID departed Fido
or Tommy, might also be provided at
cost that would be commensurate with
the service rendered. Let all those
who look forward with fear and trem-
bling TO the possible demise of their
much beloved dogs and cats take cheer
and comfort at this opportunity to do
reverence To their bones in Il way that
will be fit and seeming,
There is an increase in the market
demand for glr!s with long hair. due
TO the success of several YounS ladies
who travel about tho country earning
their living as advertisements Of this
OF that hair tonic. They 90 from city
prominent drug stores, their long hair
hanging over he-back of = chair in full
view of the passcrsby on the street,
~ demonstration sits i'll the store III
scme convenient place and lectures on
the good of the tonic and the general
care OF the hair To all who wish 10
hear. Meanwhile the fortunate Young
woman with elongated tresscs calmly
takes her case and reads the latest
novel
America has no censor of the drama
who is known TO political life. but II is
a part of the dnty of certain employees
of girls seminarics in several eastern
cities TO 90 TO the thcatcrs on opening
nights and see if the performance is
such that the girl students may be per-
mitted to attend. This is done of
course, only when the play is new, or
there is some doubt about it. On ac-
count of the increase of the number of
zpcalle1 " finishing schools for girls,
6le chaperone has become a profession
81 institution. Sometimes she has the
added duty of providing certain num-
Der of corrcctly-dressed, propcrIyac
credited young men and boys for social
functions at the schools. Several WON
en- OF wide social reputation make it
their business to furnish such lists of
young men.
y Maine farmer is making a profit
from selling grasshoppers. He got the
idea from fisherman who was deplor-
ing the fact that he could not get
grasshoppers for bait for trout fishing
until August, 1t seems that while trout
VIII rise 10 worms and flies, the grass
hopper is really the best bait, and an
glers would be willing to pay a good
sum for them. Upon finding this out,
the farmer Immediately set to work
gatherlng grasshoppcrs. He pressed the
nlelghborhood children into service, pay.
ing them eight cents for every fifty
choppers they could catch. He
chinkcd up his barn with paper and
put IN 10000 grasshoppers with guam
MY or hay and leaves. He expects to
Ielall them this spring and summer at
Two cents apiece.
The department store adiuster is a
product of American progress, The
: adJnster is usually woman of tact