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The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02
Registrars or OterS- Dated at sherman. July 18th. I901-

DEGISTRAR'S NOTICE--The Registrars of IL Voters of the Town of rrumbull will be in session at the Town Hall. Friday, August 2d.
 and Friday, August 9th, 1907. respectively. from
 12 o'clock noon until o'clock in the after
 noon. for the purpose of enrolling those cleo
 tors who may desire to participate in the pri-
 maries to be held after August. 1907 The Registrars will retain the names of those cleo tors heretofore appearing on the primary list unless requested to transfer erase the same. Arthur E. Plumb. Frederick l.. Turney, Registrars of Voters Trurp bnl I,,Ix
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

Michael F. Kilbride was Wood mont, Sunday.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02
AT BETS.

Prime musk melons, bananas, lem ons, etc.
 New Potatoes.
 Canned meats of all kinds A fresh line of bakery goods. Screen doors and window screens. Mennen's Talcum powder, 25c. Herrick's s pills, 25c. Razorine for dull razors, >15c Wizard oil, soc. Beef, Iron and Wine, 5Oc
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

Miss Ella Blake passed Sunday in Woodmont.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

Mrs M. A. Corbett visited in Dan bury, Wednesday.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

DOR SALE-Upright Grand Piano. nrst class 1T make. used only little: not marred. -ele- gant mahogany case; brilliant tone: warrant ed for several years Am selling | have lost my husband. will sell cheap Ali cash not necessary. Address Mrs w. R. &. Box <a Rox bury Station. Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

WANTED--To buy. a nice saddle pony " weight about 900 pounds. Address BoN 14S, Trumbull. Conn.
 EOR SALE--Fine pair black horses, , and 6 II years old weight :,tiOO. good II round work CTS. sound and city broke. H. B. Maurer. Irumbull. Ct. P O.: Route 3. Bridgeport NOTICE--The Board of School Visitors will ~ meet at the High School Building on Sat urday. August 10, at o'clock a. m.. for exam nation of teacheos for the public schools of Newtown. All teachers candidates not holding a certificate for the ensuing year are notified to be present. Per orderp
 C.. $. Platt, Chairman.
 John J. Northrop. Secretary. Newtown, Conn.,, July 24. 1907. HOUSEKEEPER--A capable American lady, u B. wishes situation in refined widower's home country or farm preferred. Good cook and SeamStreSS. Best references. Address l. Wilson. Gen. Delivery. Bridgeport. Ct. WANTED--To buy; telephone poles in the W woods in either the towns of Trumbull H Huntington. Monroe or Easton, C. S Mid Route B. Bridgeport. Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

The Sound View hotel at Woodmont, Edward Troy's hotel, is enjoying the best years business since he bought it. Every room is now taken.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02
Piano Tuning.

W anted-A woman for general houseWork
 " Mrs r. M. Cassedy. New Milford. Conn. G2
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

Hardin George conducted service al St Johns church, Sunday, reading one of Dean Hodges sermons
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

REGISTRARS NOTICE-.The Registrars of lG.VoterS of the Town of Monroe. will be in session at the Town House. in said Monroe. on fn fraS; 4S Aug ~a, ana on q rriday; Aug. sun. each of said days for the purpose of making an enrolment of legal voters of said Town ac- cording to their declared political preference.
 Robert Sinclair. l.. ID. Lane.
 Regi trars of Voters.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

The Sandy Hook, Jr., baseball nine defeated the Walnut Tree Hill aggre- gation, Saturday, by a score of to g.
 Miss Annie Troy returned from Wood mont, Tuesday, for stay of a few days
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

IMPORTANT NoTICE-Am now located al
 Il Whitehead's Blacksmith Shop at Roxhury
 Center and am prepared 10 do horseshoeing,
 OK shoeing. carriage and wagon repairing and general biacksmithing. Also all Kinds of ma chine work and soldering done shop open week days from a. m- to D. m- Tele phone calls 1855 and 65-5. Andrew Puchala- Rox- bury, Conn
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

EOR SALE--Antique high boy: recently put NewtOwn.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

FARMERS. .ATTENTION-I will buy your fowls and chickens alive al the best mar ket price and pay cash Send postal to l. w. Hoyt 16 Locust Avenue. Danbury. Ct-
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

FOR SALE--Iam going to c'ose up my busi- ness and wish to sell House. Ba and Land I shall sell to suit the customer the following I5 tons of old hay in barn. a tons of new hay. 10 COWS. full blood Holstein due Aug. list. ; years old. 70 head of year old hcifers. d, casks of good cider in new casks. I pair bay horses, weight .as0. and years none better. 1 pair bay horses. weight 25OO and g years fast walkers and good farm team. bay farm horse years old. HOO. right every way and fair driver bay horse Io5n good driver and worker fearless and-soundsl brown mare for ladies' fearless and will work anywhere. I bay mare extra -ood driver fearless Ca family h6rse). 2 full blooded Berkshire sows due in Oct. new single carriages. Concord nearly new. I 2-scated business wagon new. 1 new Milburn gear I-S axle. 2->eated extension tops,1 Osborn moving machine Mccormick. I horse rake 15 second hand wagons all kinds. X sets double harness light and heavy. single harnesses. lf any one wants Inc business he can have it. I have been eighteen years at the same stand ani there is plenty of business every day. | simply going quit have on hand some unfinished work and when that is completed | will close th. | balance of my horses and was-ons. F. J Hosford. New Preston. Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

WANTED.A productive farm of 15O to 300
 " acres with privat lake or bordering on a lake. Must be in Connecticut or Dutchess or Columbia Counties. \. Y. State full par ticularS and price. B. c. E., care of Newtown Bee NewtOwn. conn.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

PEGISTRARS' NOTICE--The Registrars of IL Voters for the Town of Roxbury hereby give notice that they will be in session on Fri day. August 2d and Friday, August 9th at the flown Hall. Roxbury. at F o'clock noon until o'clock D. m., on each of said days for the purpose of king araenrollment of the legal voters of said town according to their declared political preference.
 John w. Minor. N. H. Hurlburt
 Registrars of Voters
 Dated at Roxbury. July 222. 1907. QFGISTRARS' NOTICE--The Registrars llof Voters for the Town of sherman hereby give notice that they will be in session on Fri day, Aug. 2d and Friday. Aug. ath. at the Town Hall. sherman. from l2 o'clock noon un- til 9o'clock D. m.. on each of said days. for the purpose of making an enrolment of the legal Voters of said district according to their de- clared political preference.
 Charles c. Stevens Leslie l.. Judd. Registrars of Voters ta6 Sh.vv In lr |,
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

EOR SALE--1 new milch and calf, big m1lker; pair oxen years old, good work CTS John Bachman Monroe. Conn. sStepney
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

WANTED-TO buy two yearling bulls. I. w k. Carter. II East Main street, Water bury. Conn.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

WANTED--A woman to keep house for
 W three a farm. To take full charge Edw w. Twist. R. F. D. r. Sandy Hook, Conn
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

EOR SALE--A quantity of standing gras on the Wake Bradley farm. Easton Alp ply on premises.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

WANTED--SOme seasoned 4-foot cord wood
 W Naugatuck Valley Ice Co.,. Bridgeport, Ct.
The Newtown bee., 1907-08-02

EOR SALE CHEAP-Strong shifting wago1 | pole- George F. Patterson, Georgetown Conn.,
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
DID NOT WANT TO BUY.
The Great Musician Had No Use for
His Production.

A great tenor had been singing for
some hours into phonograph.
"The phonograph," he said, is a
wonderful thing 1t almost realizes
the wish of the Scottish poet, the wish
that we might see ourselves as others
see us. We can now, at least, hear
ourselves, thing impossible before.
The phonograph teaches us many val
liable lessons. When 1 was in the
army, before realized the capabilities
OF my voice, l played the flute. A
phonograph salesman brought a
phonograph to my quarters and tried
to sell it to me on the instalment plan.
was undecided. Finally the man
took out a blank cylinder.
See,' he said, rather reluctantly,
here is blank cylinder. You may
make record on it, then we will run
it off and you shall hear yourself. It's
a costly favor l am doing you, but it
will show you what fine instrument
this is
Il was delighted.
9TH get my flute said. TIL play
a flute solo,
"Well, 1 played my best into the ma
chine. 1t seemed to me that 1 had
never combined before such feeling
with such accuracy. 1 was more than
pleased with myself. Then the man
put in the cylinder, and the music be-
gan to issue forth. l frowned.
"Is that me?' l said.
Eyes, sir said the man.
Really me, just as I played?'
Precisely, sir, precisely. And
now said he, "do you want to buy the
phonograph?'
"'No,' said I; I want to sell the
flute"
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
IN LlFE's BRIEF SPAN.
Experiences, Joys and Sorrows Of the
Human Existence.

The loves and friendships of indi-
viduals partake of the frail character
of human life, and are brief and un-
certain. The experience of human
life may be shortly summed up: A
little loving and a good deal of sor-
rowing; some bright hopes and many
bitter disappointments; some gor-
geous Thursdays when the skies are
bright and the heavens blue, when
Providence, bending over us in bless
ings, glads the heart almost to mad
ness; many dismal Fridays, when the
smoke of torment beclouds the mind
and undying sorrows gnaw upon the
heart; some high ambitions and many
Waterloo defeats, until the heart be-
comes like charnel house filled with
dead affections, embalmed in holy
but sorrowful memories; and then
the chord is loosed, the golden bowl
is broken, the individual life-a cloud,
vapor, passes away.-Matthew Hale
Carpenter.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
SKIN SORE EIGHT YEARS.
Spent $500 on Doctors and Remedies
but Got No Relief-Cuticura
Cures in Week.

Upon the limbs and between the
toes my skin was rough and sore, and
also sore under the arms, and 1 had to
stay at home several times because of
this affection. Up to a week or so ago
1 had tried many other remedies and
several doctors. and spent about three
hundred dollars, without any success,
but this is to-day the seventh day that
l have been using the Cuticura RENE
dies (costing dollar and half), which
have cured me completely, so that
can again attend to my business.
went to work again tonight. I had
been suffering for eight years and have
now been cured by the Cuticura Rene
dies within week. Fritz Hirschlaff,
"a Columbus Ave-, New York, N. Y,
March 30 and April 6, 1906"
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
OLD soAKERs
Get Saturated with Caffeine.

When person has used coffee for a
number of years and gradually de-
clined in health, 1t is time the coffee
should be left off in order to see
whether or not it has been the
cause of the trouble.
A lady in Huntsville. Ala, says she
used coffee for about 40 years, and for
the past 20 years has had severe
stomach trouble. II have been treat
ed by many physicians but all in vain
Everything failed to give relief. Was
prostrated for some time, and came
near dying. When I recovered suffi-
ciently to partake of food and drink
tried coffee again and it soured on my
stomach.
II finally concluded that coffee was
the cause of my trouble and stopped
using it. tried tea in it's place and
then milkb but neither agreed with
me; then 1 commenced using Postum,
had it properly made and it was very
pleasing to the taste.
II have now used it four months,
and my health is SO greatly improved
that can eat almost anything want
and can sleep well, whereas, before.
I suffered for years with insomnia
Il have found the cause of my trou-
bles and a way to get rid of them
You can depend upon it, appreciate
Postum" There's a Reason" Read
"The Road to Wellville," in pkgs.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
MIX THIS YOURSELF
RECIPE FOR SIMPLE HOMEMADE
KIDNEY CURE.
inexpensive Mixture of Harmless Veg
etable Ingredients Said to Over
come Kidney and Bladder
Trouble Promptly.

Here is a simple homemade mix
ture as given by an eminent authority
on Kidney diseases, who makes the
statement in a New York daily news
paper, that it will relieve almost any
case of Kidney trouble If taken be-
fore the stage of Bright's disease. He
states that such symptoms as lame
back, pain in the side, frequent desire
to urinate, especially at night; painful
and discolored urination, are readily
overcome. Here is the recipe; try it:
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
ounce; Compound Kargon, one ounce;
Compound Syrup Sarsaparilla. three
ounces. Take teaspoonful after each
meal and at bedtime.
A well-known physician is authority
that these ingredients are all harmless
and easily mixed at home by shaking
well in bottle. This mixture has a
peculiar healing and soothing effect
upon the entire Kidney and Urinary
structure, and often overcomes the
worst forms of Rheumatism in just a
little while. This mixture is said to
remove all blood disorders and cure
the Rheumatism by forcing the Kid
neys to filter and strain from the blood
and system all uric acid and foul, de-
composed waste matter, which cause
the Affections. Try it if you aren't
we'll. Save the prescription.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
Not to Be Wasted,

Ben Cary had near his house a
swamp, which was a breeding-place
for herds of man-eating mosquitoes.
Some enterprising neighbors, who
learned of the crude oil treatment,
went to Ben and tried to persuade
him to exterminate the pests.
'Exterminate 'em?" said Ben. mot
much. Not much. Why, Mis- Cary
an l just paid $32 for screening the
side piazzer that she's been pestering
me about for years. How we goin'
to get any good of it, if we kill off
the skeeters?" s?"-Youths Companion.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
Old Coins Discovered.

Workingmen in demolishing the old
smelter house of the first United
States mint, on Seventh street, Phila-
delphia, have uncovered a number of
relics Of the early days of the repub-
lie. These relics consist of number
Of foreign and domestic coins, dating
as far back as 1898. Some of the in
teresting finds are number of test
coins that were experimental with by
the officials in the olden times. These
coins are similar to Chinese money,
each containing hole in the center
that was filled with various kinds of
metal to bring up the value or the
coin.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
Something New In TabIecIoths.

She had come into the. store to buy
tablecloths and she stated in the be-
ginning that she wanted something
new"
The salesman was patient and
showed her everything in stock, but
nothing suited.
"Oh, dear!" she exclaimed, fussily,
haven't you anything different?"
The clerk brought out one of the
discarded tablecloths that he had put
back on the shelf, and said with an
air of interest:
Here is one of the very newest de-
signs, madam. You see, the center is
In the middle and the border runs
right around the edge"
why, yes! Let me have that
one" she said eagerly.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
Stretching Rinqs.

A jeweler in Third avenue, New
York city, advertises wedding rings
purchased here will be stretched to
any size without extra cost" His en-
terprise is based on a knowledge of
human frailty. ''The girl often hap
pens to balk," he says, "and the fel-
low gets it in the neck. The ring for
that intended may not fit the finger of
the next intended; so l stretch it for
nothing. / have stretched rings as
many as five times for one man"
Why not use rubber rings?
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
Saw 1t Come Out Of a Cow.

A little city boy and his sister
Dorothy were taken to the country
for the first time.
The two children were happy as the
day was long. In the late afternoon
they watched the COWS come home,
heard with delight the tinkling cow
bells, and the little boy even went to
the barns to see the milking done.
At supper, just as Dorothy was lift
ing her glass to her rosy lips. the boy
cried out:
"Oh, Dotty, don'tL You mustn't drink
that milk. It's not fit to drink. 1t
came out of a COW; I saw it,
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
HospitaI storx.TelIina.

1t is curious that philanthropists
In search of novel means of doing
good do not engage reciters and story
tellers to visit hospitals and amuse
the patients. A rich man in New
York engaged Marshall P Wilder, the
diminutive entertainer. who has given
pleasure in nearly every city, to visit
regularly certain hospitals in New
York. Mr.. Wilder was welcomed en-
Enthusiastically by the convalescent pa
tients. and his merry stories did them
good.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26

The extraordinary popularity Of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiffener
makes half the usual quantity of Starch
necessary, with the result of perfect
finish, equal to that when the goods
were new.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
STATE OF ONO. CRY OF TOLEDO, :,

LUCAS CoUTY. 90
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he ia senior
partner of the nrm of F. ]. CHENEY d Co.. doing
business in the City of Toledo, County and State
Aforesaid. and that said rrm will pay the sum Of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of CArARRa that cannot be cured by the OF
HALLS CATARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
, Sworn to before and subscribed in my presence,
this 9th day of December, A. D., 1886.
49,, A. W. GLEASON,
NOTARY PUBLIC.
Halls Catsrrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 15c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
The Sinful Human Heart.

A clergyman was addressing a
youthful class in Sunday school. TO
Illustrate the idea of regulating the
sinful human heart he took out his
watch and held it up that all might
see it.
"See this watch" he said. "Just
imagine that it does not keep good
time-that it goes all ways but the
right way. What ought 1 to do with
it?"
Instantly a little boy held up his
hand.
81 know!" he shouted Sell it to
a friend"
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
peIicate shade of MEANING.

A keen retort is credited to the late
DR.. Haig-Brown, master of Charter
house.
His brother-in-law, DR.. Porter, the
English school, wrote him, inquiring
his precise meaning in a certificate
that a boys character was general
ly" good.
when say generally" he replied,
81 mean not particularly"
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
In INDIGNATION.

'It is said, doctor, that you treated
your landlord for liver trouble and he
died of stomach troubled"
Infamous SANDER! When I treat a
patient for liver trouble he dies from
that! Understand?"- Translated for
Transatlantic Tales from Fliegende
Blaetter.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26

Starch, like everything else, is be-
ing constantly improved. the patent
Starches put on the market rs years
ago are very different and inferior to
those of the present day. In the lat
est Observation-Disclosures Starch-all in
furious chemicals are omitted, while
the addition of another ingredient, in
vented by us, gives to the Starch a
strength and smoothness never ap-
preached by other brands.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
Saws It's Not So.

Report to the effect that electric
lights are detrimental to the eyesight
are pronounced unfounded by an cleo
trical expert in the London Times.
He says that the trouble arises from
too direct exposure of the eye to the
light. and that effect would be the
same or worse with any other light.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26

was impaired and the kidney secre-
tions were badly disordered. l was
completely worn out and discouraged
when 1 began using Doan's Kidney
Pills, but they went right 70 the cause
of the trouble and did their work we'll.
l have been feeling we'll ever SINCE"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26

Maud-She is a woman who has
suffered good deal for her belief.
Ethel-Dear me! What is her be-
lief? Maud-She believes that she can
wear a No. shoe on No. feet.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
with a smooth from and Defiance

With a smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
The Way of IL,

Stella: How do you know Jack is
going to propose?
Bella-His speech leaked the last
time l was with HMM. Y. Sun.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26

five months in a hos
pital l was dis
charged as incurable.
and given only six
months to live. My
heart was affected, l
had S m o t h e r / n 6
spells, and some
times fell uncon-
scious. I got so l
couldn't use m y
arms, my eyesight
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
Shake into Your Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores
Don't accept any substitute. Sample FIR EE
Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, n. Y.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
saiIinu pays Not Over.

Just at time when every one who
is at all interested in the sea and
ships is talking over the Lusitania,
her size and her record, it seems a
curious reminder of old times to catch
sight of new gold sign in the win
dows of skyscraper down at Bowling
Green which announces a Sailing
land"
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26

When you hear a man say married
life is the only life" it's sure sign
he has been married nearly a week.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-10-26
FIVE MONTHS IN HOSPITAL.
Discharged Becaues Doctors Could Not
Cure.

Levi P. Brockway, s. Second Ave-,
Anoka., Mimi, says: after lying for
Rock Island Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1893-1920, 1907-08-17

eruoOn. The sun Went back under tie
clouds. and by the time | reached the
ocean | was greeted by the most dis
NAL sound in the world. Il fog horn. At
the hotel I found my telegram to Mol
~ (UnopencdD, but not Molly. She had
gone to join me in the mountains
You sec" said the landlord, 1.-The
sun rose clear this morning. and the
air was very soft Your wife decided
to stay here and telcGraphcd you. But
by 10 O'clock the fog came in, and she
went right away"
at was the fog" l remarked. Moth
ing else would have done it"
Well, | was mad. | was mad from
the crown Of my head to the sole of
my foot was mad mentally, phys
ically and i'll my very soul.
whats the next train for the city,
I growlcd.
In an hour"
Send that trunk back to the sta,
ton right off right off, I said; mot a
moments delay"
That night ut 10 O'Clock l was sitting
in my comfortable den at home. Will
cold supper ana q bottle of ale be
fore me, Il cigar ready in Il box on the
table. when I heard a carriage stop n
the front door, then Il latchkey turning
l stood on the landing looking down
stairs. It WAS Molly.
You here she said. l could tel
| from her tone that she was very angry
! Yes. You too"
"Of all the stupid. obstinate, incor
| rigable men l ever knew you are tn,
worst"
Are you hungry, dcar?"
"Starving"
Il picked up some cold tongue ant
other things on my way home. Come
up"
She came up mot smiling; oh, no, sht
didn't SMILEY, but when she had fin
ished half a tongue and drunk som'
ale she felt better and remarked:
This is the last summer I'm goin;
to make myself uncomfortable by 20
ing away. How nice the house doe
Iookr'
Just So" / remarked, lighting
cigar. You see, my dear. it WASH
that l was so obstinate, but that tn
weather was so changcablc."
L. 4. mitchell.