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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
Out Of Sight

"Out of sight, out of mind" is an old
saying which applies with special force
to sore, burn or wound that's been
treated with Bucklen's Arnica Salve.
It's out of sight, out Of mind and out of
existence. Piles too and chilblaines dis
appear under its healing influence.
Guaranteed by w. G. Atwell, druggist.
25c.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
Unveil Shaft at Valley Forge.

Valley Forge, Pa, Oct. 1S.--In the
presence of large assemblage of
many men prominent in Maine ami
Pennsylvania. a monument to the
soldiers from the state of Maine WIZ
were at Valley Forge in the winter O..
1777-7S. was unveiled at the historic
camn.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
His Act of Charity.

Mrs. Henpeque-So you did an act
of charity to commemorate the TWEEN
tieth anniversary of our wedding. Mr..
Henpeque-Yes; l refused raise in
salary to one of my clerks who wanted
to get married
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
Mulai Hafid Wins Big Battle.

Tangier, Oct. 22.-It was reported
here that a decisive battle has taken
place between the forces of Sultan
Abd-el-AziZ and those of his brother,
Mulai Hafid. The latter are said to
have been victorious and to have cap
tured the commander-in-chief Of the
administration of Abd-el-AZiZ.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
Preoccupied.

The professor had fallen downstairs,
and as he thoughtfully picked himself
up he remarked 81 wonder what noise
that was l just heard Y'-New Orleans
Times Democrat
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
Practical.

Sound practical advice given by Il
misanthrope: If ever you should be at
tackled by night never shout Murder
for no one will bother about you Yell
"Firew and everybody will be out Of
doors in jiffy.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
Those Under 1t Get a Squeeze
That Gives Them a Fit
Of Melancholy.
OTTO HE1NzE Is HARDEST HIT
Firm Suspends and Brother Drops a
Bank to Help Him.
Can Pay All He Owes-Butte Savings
Bank Also Suspends, but Is Sol
vent-Big Failure in
Germany

New York, Oct 18.- Sensations fol
lowed each other in rapid succession
in the financial district as the result
of the collapse Of the projected corner
Of prominent brokerage firm.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
The Bachelors View.

"What is the most aggravating thing
in married life?" asked Dorothy.
Sometimes" said the bachelor
friend, "it's the husband, and some
times it's the WIFE"
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
The Other Captain

The Other Captain.
Captain (witheringly to private)-My
friend, you ought to be eating hay.
Are there any more like you in your
family? Private-I have only one
brother, sir. Captain-Oh! And what
is he? Private-Captain, sir.-Bon VI
want,
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
FRITZ AUGUSTUS HEINZE.

ton and Montana Copper company de-
clared quarterly dividend of Sc, in
place of a former dividend of $12. The
failure of Haller-S oehle & Co., promi-
nent bankers of Hamburg, Germany,
with liabilities that may reach $780,
coo. was announced. The State Saw
ings bank, of Butte, Mont, of which
the Heinzes are the principal stock
hold. SUSPENDED.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25

trolled by the Heinze interests, r..
Augustus Heinze being the principal
stakeholder, and news of the Otto
Heinze suspension on the Stock Ex-
change and the failure Of the Ham
burg firm precipitated run which i'm
nlediately caused suspension of the
bank. In statement issued by the
officers it was declared that the bank
IS perfectly solvent, and that suspen-
sion is solely for the purpose of gain
ing time to arrange affairs.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25

The applause of a single human
being is of great consequence.-John-
son.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25
Market Rallies at the Close.

AS a result of these sensations the
stock market was hating and irregu,
ing that the break of the attempted
corner in United Copper had cleared
the atmosphere somewhat, and the
market rallied before the close. A
number of meetings was held in the
offices of Otto Heinze & Co., but no
statement of any sort was given out.
It is said that the claims against the
firm, growing principally out of the at.
tempted corner in United Copper may
reach S2.5OO.OOO.
The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1907-10-25

Foley's Kidney Cure will cure any case
OF kidney trouble that is not beyond
medical aid. w. C. Atwell.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
INOPPORTUNE DEATHS.
Men Who, Had They Lived, Might
Have Chanued History,

Have Changed History.
Julius Caesar was assassinated when
he had almost completed the task Of
consolidating the administration and
dominion of the Roman empire, and
his death opened the way to that des-
potism and corruption which ultimate
ly undid his work. Henry of Navarro
was killed when he had almost healed
the differences between Catholic and
Protestant which subsequently rent
not only France, but Europe, and Will
liam the Silent also fell when he was
on the point Of uniting the Netherland
provinces into a compact barrier
against the encroachments of Spain.
In English history Lord Give died at
the moment when he was the one man
who could have saved the American
colonies and kept the Anglo-Saxon race
united. But there is the case Of Mira
beau. He was literally the one man in
France who could have averted the
horrors of the revolution, saved and
reformed the monarchy and SO spared
Europe the murderous career Of Napo-
leon and all the devastation it brought.
If he had lived ten or even five years
longer, the history not only Of France,
but Of Europe and the world, would
have been different. It is, in fact, suf
ficient to say that he would have made
both Robespierre and Napoleon impos-
sible.-Strand Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
LETTING A FLAT.
The Agent Found There Were Two
Sides to the Question.

The Agent Found There Were Two
Sides to the Question.
The agent Of the building did not
like the looks Of the man who wanted
to rent the second floor fiat.
Eve require the payment of the
rental monthly In advance, of course
he said.
THAT will be all right" answered
the man. 1.-THE rooms suit me, and I
am willing to pay a year in advance #
necessary"
you don't object to music perhaps?
There's a piano on the first floor and a
harp and either on the third. .
"No objection to that. / am fond OF
all kinds of music"
I'VE don't take renters who have
children, you know"
eve haven't any. My family con-
sists Of my wife, myself and grown
SON.
"Also we require the best Of refer
ences.''
Here they are"
The agent looked at them and hand
ed them back.
"They are all right. I'll have to let
you in. You are fortunate, Mr.. Spon-
doc, in getting the apartment at this
particular time. By order Of Mr..
Hunks / have had all the rooms thor
oughly"-
'Does old Hunks own this buflding?"
Certainly. AS was saying
q 4 MI -
in moving is to get out Of one Of old
Hunks apartment houses. I wouldn't
live here rent free. No, thanks; can
find my way out without any assist,
ance. Morning, SIR Chicago Tribune.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
LIE Beau. S. D.

Western terminal Of New Minneapo-
lis & St. Louis Railroad now being
built across Eastern South Dakota.
Division point. Eighty acres Of ter
minal grounds, shops, round house
and other terminal buildings. Cattle
yards for one thousand animals.
One east bank of Missouri river.
Artesian wells. Natural gas. Fuel
and light free from your own we'll.
Brick and Potters clay. Factory To-
cations free.
Will ship in and out one hundred
thousand head of cattle. Will supply
one hundred townships of agricultural
land and cattle country. Twenty in
land towns and trading points.
The point of debarkation for the
Cheyenne reservation, famous Butte
county, South Dakota and Eastern
Montana Homestead country.
Railroad now being graded. Rails
will be in LIE Beau Sept. lst, 1907
For information address, Thos. A.
Way, Townsite Agent, NJ. & ST. L. r.
B., Aberdeen, S. D.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A QUEER ISLAND.
No Bottom Found In Any Of the Wells
Bored In Curacao.

No Bottom Found In Any Of the Wells
Bored In Curacao.
Curacao is one Of the queerest little
islands in the Caribbean sea. It lies
sixty miles north of Venezuela, is about
sixty miles long and twelve or four
teen miles wide, and it has popula-
ton of more than $4,000.
There is no means of procuring fresh
water on the island except by saving
rainwater in reservoirs. A number Of
wells have been bored under the SUI
pervision of the Dutch government. to
which 1t belongs, but each ended in a
failure
A curious statement regarding these
borings is made by the inha bitants Of
the island. They saw that In each
and every case after a certain depth
was reached the tools dropped out Of
sight, indicating that there is no solid
foundation to the island. The borings
were made in low places and through
hills and In about thirty different
places, each with the same ultimate
result. A few wells haye been dug
to lesser depth and brackish, I'M
pleasant tasting water is obtained, fit
only for manufacturing purposes.
The approach of the rainy season is
always an interesting time. The wa
ter In the reservoir is low at this time,
and the natives eagerly await the OPP
portunity to gather fresh supply.
Clothing is never washed there in
fresh water, but at all hours of the
day the beach Is alive with women
beating the clothes with clubs on the
rocks.-Buffalo News.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Arms and the Tax.

There are sufficient people in Eng
land and Scotland paying the annual
tax imposed by the inland revenue up
on the use Of armorial bearings to pro-
duce a sum Of $350,OOO each year. The
great bulk Of this sum is paid by peo-
pie who care not an atom either about
their family Of their arms, but pay the
tax regularly simply because they have
carriages or plate heraldically decorat-
ed. The really old families Of the
realm, however, use armorial emblems
for decorative purposes to an extent
almost incredible in the eyes Of those
familiar with them only on note paper,
table silver and carriage panels.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
His Idea Of Scoring.

At country cricket match in Ian
AYRSHIRE local farmers boy was ap-
pointed scorer, his duties being care
fully explained to him. The first in
ming was not very productive Of runs
and soon came to an end, and every
one made rush for the scorer. Judge
Of their surprise, however, when they
found that not single mark had been
made in the carefully ruled book that
had been provided.
When reproached in somewhat strong
terms the boy was not in the least
disconnected, but with the most in
genuous air in the world said:
II was sac eenterested in the sport
that quite forgot to max the crosses.
But 1t disna matter-that wee laddie
WI the red face is the smartest runner
among ye."-London Tit-Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
THE. STRAWBERRY.
1t Was, First Cultivated by Blind
kinq of Hunuary,

1t Was. First Cultivated by a Blind
King of Hungary.
Where Eperies the picturesque Hun
garian town, is now surrounded by
beautiful gardens and fruited fields
there was at the time Of King Bella IL
nothing but thick wilderness. Once
this blind and unhappy sovereign was
travelling in his realm. It was hot,
sultry summer day, and while search
ing for shady spot in which to rest
he became lost. Deadly tired in con-
sequence Of his long wandering, he
asked his attendants for a drink Of
water. They seated him on the soft,
green grass in the cool shade of big
old trees, and then the cavaliers sep
arated to hunt for a refreshing spring.
Meanwhile the king wanted to find
out more about his resting place and
began to grope about him with his
hands. Thus he discovered strawber-
ries growing all about him, says the
New York Herald. He ate them; so,
partly quenching his thirst, he waited
quietly for his gentlemen. After a
short time they returned, some with
empty cups, some with pearly spring
water.
The king then said to his attendants:
'sHave the trees cut down around this
place where my hands found the re-
freshing strawberries. Here shall rise
a town whose name shall be Eperies
strawberry in remembrance of this
day for all time"
AS the king commanded so it was.
The wilderness was cleared, and in its
place is town whose arms carry the
strawberry even today.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A Great leveIer.

Have you ever thought what great
leveler the telephone is? You would
never think of meeting some dignitary
Of church or state or some great SO
ciety lady on the street and address
either with familiar "Hello!' It would
be objectionable rudeness, and yet that
is what you do daily when you use the
telephone, and nothing is thought of it.
The judge on the bench, the governor
in his Office, the busy coupon clipper at
his desk, the overworked clerk, the
lady In her boudoir, the artisan at his
lathe, are all slaves to that democratic
'.Hello!" it matters not who may be on
the other end Of the wire.-Stanberry
Owl
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A Mrond Steer.

A mathematical professor had been
invited by a city friend to visit him at
his residence in certain square and
had promised to do SO. Meeting him
some time afterward, the friend in
quired Of the professor why he did not
come to see him.
Il did come,'' said the mathemaH-
clan, sbut there was some mistake.
You told me that you lived in square,
and found myself in parallelogram,
so went away again"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
This Will Please The Grocers.

Washington, D. c., Jan.*, 19O7.-There
has been filed with the Department of
Agriculture here. one of the strongest
antees that Jell-O and Jel1-O Ice Cream
Powder 2 re strictly pure and comply with
the requirements of the National Pure
Food Law. The guarantee is filed under
serial number 1884 and protects absolute
1y all wholesale and retail grocers who
handle the products named. Jell-O and
Je1l-O Ice Cream Powder are we'll thought
of in Official circles and their purity and
wholesomeness has never been question:
Cd
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

Nearly all old fashioned Cough Syrups
are constipatiDg, especially those that
contain opiates. They don't act just
right. Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup
contains no opiates. 1t drives the cold
out of the system by gently moving the
bowels. Contains Honey and Tar and
tastes nearly as good as maple syrup.
Children like 1t. Sold by Eugene A.
Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A Curiosity.

Polite Shopman Showing goods
Here is something would like to call
your attention to, madam. It is the
very latest thing out. Mrs. Rounder
tabsently)-If there's anything out lat
er than my husband I'll take it, if only
for curiosity. Strand Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
The Old Commercial Instinct.

"What do you think Of this table,
William?' asked Mrs. Newlyrich,
pointing proudly to the antique piece
she had purchased.
What did you pay for it?' grunted
her Bill Of without any money" days,
Zone hundred dollars, dear"
II think you ought to have been able
to buy new one for that" returned
her unantiquarian Informed spouse
casting reflective and scrutinizing
glance over the ancient piece Of fur.
niture.-New York Herald
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
H0meSeeKerS' Rates.

Via the Minneapolis & St. Louis r.
E. On first and third Tuesdays of
each month, to Nebraska, Kansas,
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, In
dian Territory, Texas, New Mexico,
overs allowed and tickets limited
twenty one days. For rates, time of
trains. etc, call on agents Or address
A. B. Cults, G. Pa T. A., Mime
apolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

Thousands of people are daily suffer.
ing with kidney and bladder troubles
dangerous ailments that should be check
ed promptly. DeWitt's Kidney and
Bladder Pills are the best remedy for
backache, weak kidneys, Inflammation
of the bladder. Their action is prompt
and sure. A week treatment for Csc.
Sold by Eugene A. Ptefferle,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Nc Ballast Needed.

A dear old lady, on reading that sew
eral aerolites weighing five hundred
weight each had fallen In the Ghazipur
district Of India, remarked that these
ba.loonists appeared to be astonishing
II heavy people.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
The Point Of. View.

'You can't get in here on a half
ticket" exclaimed the doorkeeper at
the circus
81 thought l could" apologized the
small town citizen. II have a bad
eye, and only expected to see half Of
the show
Then you'll have to get two tickets, .
said the doorkeeper. eff you only have
one good eye it'll take you twice as
long to see the show Harper's Week
w.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A Fellow Feeling.

II don't believe said Mrs. Henry
Peck, that / would be afraid of a
man eating tiger"
II don't believe you'd need to, Mira"
responded Hen Peck. He'd recognize
q kindred spirit Houston Post.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Send Your Cattle and Horse Hides

to the Crosby Tristan Fur Company, Koch
ester, n Y, and have them converted into
coats, robes: rugs, gloves and mittens;
buy. Never mind the distance, "Crosby
pays the freight" See our new illustrated
catalog page Is. If interested scndfor it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A Broad Hint.

Fred-Last night as you stood in the
moonlight | couldn't help but think
how much / would like to kiss you,
Freda Well, the poet says, 1.-THE
thought Of yesterday is the action Of
today. !" Pick Me- Up.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

Bad sick headache, billiousness or con
stipation are quickly relieved by De
Wits Little Early kisers. Small pill,
safe pill-prompt and pleasant in ae-
ton. Sold by Eugene A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

s At the end of some generations races
perish or degenerate in towns. It is
necessary to renew them, and 1t Is al
ways the country which furnishes this
renewal Rousseau.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
The Supreme Test.

That seemed such queer marriage
Of Robinson's. How did he come to
select his brideY'
He found they had kept the same
cook in the family for twelve years.
Baltimore American.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

x The next time you order -four, ask
your grocer to send you Daniel Web
ster. 1Stf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

No charge for sewing and laying
our carpets. j. II. FORSTER. Lift
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-03

Mrs. Lee is visiting at the home of her parents in Bibb County, this State, and is not expected until the latter part
 Mrs. Mary Sanders Is in Talladega. having been called there by the Illness of relatives.
 Miss Carrie whisenhunt. a former student at the Alabama Girls Industrial School, visited friends here 'ast week.
 Mrs Belle Thaxton of Ensley. was the guest of her sister Miss Lillie Thaxton, during the past week.
 Mrs. Annie Kennedy has returned from a brief visit to Birmingham.
 Miss Mary Harrison Is spending a few days in Birmingham. where she was called by the illness of her mother. Mrs. k. V. Harrison.
 The friends of Miss Renfro Embrv of Ashviile, were much grieved to hear of the death of her younger sister. which occurred Tuesday.
 Miss Alice Fellows. who is now at the Ward Seminary. Nashville. Tenn. has decided to join a party of her scnoolmates on a trip abroad. which will extend over the summer months, and will Include tours of England. Scotland and France. The party will be chaperoned by Mrs J. D. Blanton.
 ]. S. McMath has ret ned after a ten days absence in Kansas City.
 J. L. McConaughv spent several days in Atlanta this week.
 Mrs. F. B. Pipen has been quite i'll for the past few days. but Is much bet ter now.
 Miss Pearl Rouse of wetumpka. will arrive soon to visit friends at the St, George Hotel.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-03
Ask Your Grocer for TetIey'H Teas.
VandIve--SimE.

Clanton. May 2-(Snecial)--Rev ]. M. Vandiver of Croonda1e. and Miss M datie Sims of Clanton. were united in marriage yesterday afternoon at 2:S0 o'clock at the home of the brides par ents few miles west of here
 Mir Vandiver was accompanied by his brother. c w. Vandiver of Tren- ton: w. L Rrumbelo. Avondale. and also nv Rev. w. R Adams of Opellka. who performed the ceremony.
 The party drove out in carriages to the marriage. which was rretty home sf- fair. witnessed bv a number of friends and relatives of the contracting parties
 MT. and Mrs. VandiVNr came tmme- diatelv to Clanton. and this morning left on an early train for Trenton for visit to the groom's relatives They will then, return to AYondale to make their home.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-05-03
IN SOCIETY
By Mrs. J. M deC Cottes.

part floral adorHing was done to beau tify the apartments. Each woman who makes her home there had put forth her best effort to make Ter DOT ton of the Home beautiful. and at tractive and the result was Home Beautiful indeed.
 In the parlor where the visitors were ushered were receiving Mrs. B. l.. Wynn. Honary Life President: Mrs. T. w. Hannon, President; Mrs. B. F. Meyer, Vice President; Miss J. Haus- man, Mrs. J. 1C. worswick. Mrs. J A. Kirkpatrick, Mrs. Charles N. Scott Mrs. J. R. Wing. Mrs. J. c. Tyson Mrs. T. G. Jones. Mrs. M. E. Wright, Mrs. Robert Stringfellow. Mrs. D. M Andrews and Mrs. T. J. Mattox.
 From the elaborately decorated and beautifully appointed tables tea and light refreshments were served.
 Through the hours of the reception a splendid program of music was rem dered by Professor Merriam and his band, as has been his habit for years at these annual receptions at the Wo- mans Home. A wealth of flowers adorned the tea tables. mantle and re- ception hall
 Tea was poured at one table by sMrs J. B. Gaston and Mrs. E. K. Glazter and at the other by Mrs. James s. Wilcox and Mrs. W. B. Tanner and as- sisting in serving the guests were Mises Dorothy Graham. 1rma Rice Marcelle Sabel. Louise Glass. Carrie Loeb, Corolie Graham Crittenden. Lucy Belle. Kelley. Blanche Loeb. Claudia Moritz, May Rosseau and Sara Cas- ton.
 E se ss
 MEETING OF THE IONIAN
 CLUB WITH MRS. SEYMOUR
 The members of the Ioian Club met with Mrs. w. H. Seymour yesterday afternoon at her home on Court Street. The gathering was an unusu- ally large one. Several new members were elected. The County School Su- perintendent question was discussed and the request that the club endorse the bill to be presented asking for bet ter education on the part of men who are put in so important an office was granted. This matter is reaching the literary clubs through the efforts of Mrs. Buchner. who Is a member of the Education Committee of the State