The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-10-03
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THAI oqmposibor i awful mad ~iih
ths literary aditar whyf Because
tht literary editor threw has poetry out
81 ~ winiow and Ihen Tod him 70
folloa o~gy
Ne. sAid ibc woman o0niempisoas
~ don'i understand bet 81 all You
doat' replied ihs youth thought
yDa posod ~ clEiryoyani Welt
We'll. she's dream.
-i0u have very 'es social d'stinc.
t.oBs ID ihis country. said the foreig.
Der iiavcnt, ebf reioined The Now
Yors mAn You just ought 10 hear a
high priced soprano talk 10 a chorus
woman
Nov. Charlie, said lhe sweet faced
liliie woman, before yop come into
Sunday school don't you think 1 would
b. nice 10 take your gam oui ~ your
mouth iessem, but il amt mine it
my brnddsr's
Mr.. Severe You dare 10 aceosi
NET Don't you know that the Aneients
uned 10 quarter beggan for begging
on the public sircclsi The Beegar-
Quarter themf Gracious. mister. I'd
be satisfied Il YOU dimed me.
Your collection Of water eolors Is
very NICE, said Mrs. Swellman. but
have you no OF psintingsi No, in
deed, replied Mrs. Nuritch, don't
consider them safe. Not safef No;
IN ease Of Gre. you know.
1T puzzles me. indeed, says our
friend, the heavy thinker, hopping bis
beaded brow. What puzzles youf We
ask, as is expected Of US. was just
wondering II an Eton jacket is in the
same class as dinner coat.
WEAKLY. deiesi slang, said Reggy
BoroAll. Oh, JOY! laughed the pretty
girl with the bos o. fudge. There il
goes again. II You say oh, joy
again | shall 60 straight home. |
WEAKLY shall Oh. joYi Oh, ioyl Oh,
joyi
There, said Hamlet AS be handed
his manuscript 10 the first player,
think that drama win give my uncle,
the king, serious shock. Yes, was
the reply. ! must congratulate you.
You have anticipated the problem play |
by several centuries.
When be gets chance TO stand up |
and address an audience he seems TO
be perfectly happy Not perfectly |
happy He can't help wishing that he
was part Of the audience at the same
time, 10 that he might applaud himself
as be deserved
Small Boy-Can have ride on a |
donkey, mar aia- NO, dear your pa |
says you are not to have one. Small
Boy Why can't have ride on n
donkeyf Ma 10 her husband) oh,
for goodness sake, James, give him
ride ON your back and see if i'm keep
him quiet
Huh pessimis,ically calculated the
Hon. Thomas Roit don't take no
stock ia these ere colleges! What
good is a college education 10 states.
man, anyhow just SOS member OF
the legislature knows enough Latin 10
translate the words, per diem, what
more does he need or have and shad
der Of use fort
"A traveller putting up at a small |
hotel out in California brought the por-
Ter up 10 his room with bis angry
siorming. Want your room changed,
sirf What is the matteri The rooms
all right. fumed the guest scorchingly.
It's the tieas ! object TO. that's all.
Mrs. Hawkins. shouted the porter in
an unintorcsted sorl Of voice, the
gent in No. 7 is satisfied with bis room,
but he wants the ileas changed.
And you are very lonely without
your husband nowf asked the late
Mrs, Mary Livermore OF young ac-
quainiAnce whose other half bad gone
10 Europe on business. Yes, little
lonely, WINS the qualified answer. But
surely, said Mrs. Livermore, you miss
your husband very mnch now that he
is awayf The other laughed bitterly.
oh, no. she said. Al breakfast
just stand his newspaper up in front
Of biz plate and half the time forget
that he isn'i there.
Henry G. frick, The steel man,
was once a guest al dinner when he
WAS Unexpectedly called upon TO re.
spond 10 toast. Recovering some.
what from bis surprise, Mr. Prick said
thai his situation reminded him OF the ,
case Of Pennsylvania man who fell
into the water while fishing. With no
little difficulty he was rescued, and
after he had regained his breath and
was in fairly comfortable condition
bis rescuer asked him how he came TO
fall into the water, did not come 10
fall into the water, replied the unfor-
tunslc man. eame 10 fish.
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