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The Washington herald., 1907-11-27
MEELIcK BEST OF FIELD.
Comedies Weight, Yet Wins Pasn-
dena Haudicau


San Francisco, Nov. 2s.-Meelick. con-
oeding weight 10 all his field. captured
the Pasadena Handicap at Oakland this
afternoon. The start was a bad one.
Meelick beating the gate. while san
Nicholas was left standing at the post
Meslick easily bat Magazine. covering
Ave and one-haIf furlongs in los 3-5. which
Is within 20 Of a second OF the worlds
record.
Jockey Walter Miller was much in evil
dence to-day, plotting three winners, He
was fined $l0O for cutting across his field
with Marian Casey. which won the sec
ond race at 10 to ]. The summaries:
FIRST RAOE-Oner and one-sixteenth miles Net
ting. 100 W. Miller. 9 10 5. won; Etapa. liz
Burns. Is tO5 second: Rotr0l, 100 tAlariej Is to
;. third. Time. as MAY Holiday, Lord of she
Vale. L le Joker Rose Ely, J. b. Smith, Capt
Bush, and Vaughan also an
SECOND RACE-Futurity course Marian Casey
llZ CIV. Miller TO J. won; Castle 10 ROSS. Is
70 second; Jane Swift ll2 Burns. 10 l. third
Time not given. Uncle sam. George Wesley. Dar
Ing,on' Nick stoner. Bronsky. Queen Bessie. Sir
Angus. and Orchota also ran.
THIRD RACE-One and one-sixteenth miles Nine
spot lG Duganl 70 l. won; Gorgalette 100
tBurnsl. : 10 /. second: Nsbonassar Ii2 w AIlerl
~ 70 l. third. Time. l:i6. Serenity I'm Joe, Jack
Adams. BJUndale. Edith James. Mary j. Clark
IalamunJ, and Queen Alamo also ran
FOURTH BACE-Fiye and one-half flrlongs
Neelick. lO5 wv. Miller, II 10 -. won; Magazine
% Barns. Is 10 2 seoond; Native Sor. l02 POST,
. T. ;. third Time. ] 05 35 Manchester also ran
San Nicholas left at post
FIFTH RACE-Six furlongs. Waterbury. l09
'Burnsl. N ?. won; Nsra. ll2 Knapp. 5 10 l.
second John II. Shochan 100 Palm. Is 10 ]. third.
Time. 1913 Is Ray Bennett Gromoboi Vinton
Gala. I'm and Em. Altanero. sam McGibbon, Grip.
- rsran
als1 ran.
SINH RACE-Futurity course. St Elmw0od
IL Davis. II TO 5 won; Como 100 w. y Herr.
10 70 J. second. Ocean Shore. 100 (Menfryl Is 70 3
thud. Time l09 S5 lnghsm. Burning Bush.
Stray. sibard. Salyadale. Royal Maxim, Comblry.
Wing Ting and Media also -an.
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then to insure a satisfactory outcome IN
the game which Georgetown men feel
must be won.
George Washington knows as much as
a rival college could hope to know OF
Georgetowns system Of play. while
Georgetown knows little OF the style OK
play upon which George Washington Will
rely tomorrow. Against Virginia the
west enders were supposed TO be at the
height OF their game. playing all Of the
football they knew. George Washington
men saw every move that day and the In
formation has been put 10 good advan-
tage at Van Ness Park. The scrubs have
used Georgetown formations and every
man on the squad has been coached es-
pecially TO meet the plays wlich are ex-
pected from Georgetown. II something
new Is not given tomorrow. u will be be-
cause both teams have been remiss in
their special preparation for the closing
game.
Both teams are stronger defensively
than Extensively. 50 II would not be sur
prislng If the fnal score is small. Neither
team has shown a consistent attack. but
on the defense. Georgetown has exhibited
stronger front, although the defense
weakened against the straight plunges OF
the Virginia back field. Georgetown
should advance the bail more steadily
from serimmage. but. if reports that have
leaked out from the secret practice at
Van Ness Park are to be credited, George
Washington viii show a versatile system
of offense. relying particularly upon the
more modern plays 10 gain ground when
the ball is not within scoring distance
Ends Are Reliable.
Both teams boast of ends swho are
capable Of stopping long runs around the
aanks. but none Of the ends who will
play tomorrow. with the exception OF
Devine, OF Georgetown, have shown any
particular brilIiancy in getting down the
field under kicks, so II the game is re-
plete with punting, neither team, judging
wholly on past performances. is likely 10
have any marked advantage in this de-
partment or play. II Georgetown plays
Cullen at center. and George Washing
ton uses Sommers at tackle, these play
ers are likely to outshine all Of the other
forwards. leaving the line practically
toss-up.
II Crafts does not play. and it seems
20 be extremely unlikely that he will last
ei4+'"hA tie SAME even 1T ne IS dilONto
TO 90 In the first lineup. Georgetown
should have the advantage in the back
field. The Hatchettes have all sorts Of
confidence IN Gait at quarter back, but
unless there are some big upsets, butcher
and Thompson. OF Georgetown. Will all
things considered, be the best of the
regular backs
The punting is expected 20 be about
equal. while neither eleven has a reliable
Grop-kicker.
II Georgetown shows the same dash
and spirit which characterized the team
i'm the first half OF the Virginia game.
she should win. bat George Washington
has a chance which is dependent largely
upon scoring first.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-27
LOWE HARD AT WORK.
Local Boxer Training for Bout with
Soldier Burns.

According 10 Manager Weiss. OF the
Echo Athletic Club. Of Baltimore, Tommy
Lowe, the Clever local boxer. is down TO
hard work at his training camp here for
his bout with Soldier Burns. the rugged
Baltimore boxer. before the Echo Club. at
Union Hall, in that city Friday night.
Lowe has not fought since he met Kid
Sullivan in hard fifteen-round bout in
Baltimore. though nc has had many offers
10 box in Philadelphia
II Is the opinion Of the boxing fans that
Burns will meet a tough customer in
Lowe VINO made better record last sea
son than any oTIer American boxer.
The local lad figured in nearly forty
contests, and he never had the decision
gwen against him. getting the verdict
over such good man as Bert Keyes. the
clever New York boxer. who turned the
trick on Tommy Murphy, conceded TO be
one OF New Tork's greatest light-weights.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-27
GOOD SPORT AT CITY PARK.
Improved Weather Conditions and
Better Card at New Orleans.


New Orleans. Nov 26.-Racing condi-
tions at City Park were greatly improved
to-day The card contained much more
class than any which has preceded It.
Track conditions were also much better
The programme had for its star attrac-
tion siT furlong purse race worth $780,
for all ages. This event proved an easy
victory for Barney Schreiber's Sain colt.
Jack Atkin a 1-tO-4 favorite The
Schreiber three-year-old broke fatfooted
al the start. but easily raced down Ed
Kane. a 50-to-1 chance, and won. cas-
ing up.
Dick Watkins was given credit for over
looking bet with his Hastings mare
Flavigny, in the mile and one-eighth sell
ing event. Agile was supposed to hold
this safe, but the Watkins mare got the
money. after a drive, from Sea Salt.
The Burlew-O'Neil and McCaffrey outfit
backed Glamor from to and cashed in
the three-quarter selling affair. Glamor
easily held his field safe and had some
thing in reserve at the end.
Pinkola scored his second victory at the
meeting. by annexlng the seven furlongs
for two-year-Olds.
The most exciting finish OF the day
came out of the mile selling, at the end
of the card. In this Tinker. S-to-5 fav-
orite; Rebounder. and Gold Way finished
noses apart in the order named.
The summaries:
FIRST RACE-FIve furlonzS sevsrls. 10 rs.
Heideli TO !. won; Ben Rose, l07 ". PoyEers)
y 10 J. second: Polar star, l07 O>eibert) To .
third. Time. ld3 IS. Cuernavaca. Darling Dan
Tin Kelly. Pink Cap Bill Condor. Knox BOYD
Mctraclen, Headline. and Milo also ran
SECOND RACE-Six flulongs Giamor l0i
tSumpteri. 90 !. won: No Quarter lO6 "a Pick
ens IN l. sscond; Coon. I0 &C. Keerner). even
third. Time, lI7. George Bailey. Gold Duke.
Blackburn, Grsce George. and Sadie Gay also ran
THIRD RACE-Soven furlongs- Pinkola, lO5
CMindeTi, ] 70 ) won; Listerine lO7 CMolntainl n
10 I, sccond Godquest. lO5 lSumpterl. to 3 third
Time. 81 Is. Ansonia also ran.
FOURTH RACE-SiX flIrlOnrs. Jack Atkn III
tFinnl. n :. won: Ed Kane. 81 Delsby) 20 % !
second DashaWay. los James Hennessy) 30 20 /
third Time. l.l6 25. Nike Sutton Chief HAYES
Faust. L. s E. and John Carroll also ran.
FIFTH BACE-oEe and 5ne-eighth miles Fla
vigny, loI Desby, % !. woi.; Sea Salt 81
(sunpter'. 10 l. second; Agile lOi (w. Walsh.
70 10. third. Time / IS "a Little Lighter also
ran
SIXTH RACE-One mile. Tinker lN Delaby).
10 s. won Rebounder Ice ~ Baker,. z 10 / sec
oRd; GuldUay. io6 C. kOeTnGrl. S to l. third.
Tine. a5 IS Dr. Mcclure. Arabo. Darlin. Fon-
soluca. and HorscradSh also
The Washington herald., 1907-11-27
ARMY AND NAVY PRIMED.
Soldiers and Sailors Ready for Game
at National Park.

Preparations have been completed for
tO-mOrrOw's Army and Navy game az
National Park at 3 o'clock.
More than 800 soldiers will assemble at
noon and march 20 the grounds. headed
by their band. The Nayy's followers VIII
leave the Washington Navy Yard in
sightseeing automobiles. accompanied by
their band, while the sailors from the
MayfOwer Will leave in tallyhos. The
nrnhn bic linp-un fnllnHs-
The Washington herald., 1907-11-27
BEST BALL HANDICAP.
Matches Against Par at Columbia
Golf Club Tomorrow

The green committee OF the Columbia
Golf Club has arranged a best ball handi-
cap against par 10 be played tomorrow.
Thanksgiving Day.
Contestants Will be allowed to select
their own partners and make up their own
foursomes. Each pair viii be given three
eights Of their combined handicap. and q
prize will be awarded 10 each winning
couple The contest may be played either
in the morning or afternoon. but must be
the first round played.
The Washington herald., 1907-11-27
Carroll Institute BowIers Win.

Carroll Institute bowling team captured
three games from the WindhaUs club
Monday evening on the latters alleys.
These games are first of a series of
match games between the two teams.
The Windhaus club will be the guests
of the CAROLS next Tuesday. The Car
rolls. having installed new alleys. are
ready 10 receive challenges from any
team in the city. Scores:
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,OL LEAGUE.
Lakeland Buys Di.habiIIe,

race mare Dishabille was the star OF the
Fasig Upton Company thoroughbred sale
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The CaprOn Cadets defeated Company
G. First regiment, at the Center Market
ArmOry in a fast and interesting game
BY Il 10 S The Caprons excelled In team
work and goal shooting. Hammerly and
Barry starred. The lineup:
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RACING CARDS FOR TODAY.
BcnninE.

THIRD RACE-rho Dixie. throcy year-0lds: one
and thrcc-qudrter miles. old course.
Ind Horzs- Wg Iud. Horse. wst
Z ..-. fcrserr-arrC.-.- 10
No-c-The third race. The Dyie having blt one
named starter. the ffth race was divided those
drawn @ Dc the seventh race
FOURTH RACE-Twoycsr-olds SIX fulon-s: Co
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FIFTH RAcEsnins ndupvad mHean
TtgndN Won driving.
RapliTzusa Owner Columbia Stable Garth ~ N' '
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LOCAL RIVALS READY
Teams Are We'll Matched for
Final Contest.
GEORGETOWN TIE FAvORITE

Blue and Gray Is Somewhat Uneasy
Over Game, hut Students Figure
That Fighting Spirit VIII Carry
Team Through 10 Victory by
Small score-New Plays 10 be Used.
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hum on we'll 49," 's' Q"'
SECOND vzIe
ch bg
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RESULTS AT BENNING- NOV 26, 1907.
WEATHER. FAIR-TRACK FAST.

Ao FIRsT RACE selling to v5rr $50
Wrnernr by kiln ~
] Z E Narnr
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to-day After keen bidding between
Breeder Milton Young and the New York
trainer. William Lakeland. the latter OBJ
tained the mare for $3.50. All told sixty
seven head sold for S142S5, an average
Of S212 best sales.
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Grauau in III finish Wdr
few
an nonequa added
o Won nI same Time 81
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es-Georgetown. p. George Washington S.
l9J-Geolgetown. g; George Washington. 0.
l9f-Ge0IgetoWn. g.; George Washington. 0.
le,5-Georgetown, p; George Washington G.
lS6-G.1rggtowu. IS; George Washington. s.
Totals-GcoIgotoUn, l55; George Washington. Il.
Records OF the Teams.
oct. 5-Georsetown. 5; Gallaudet O.
Oct le-Geos setown. 10; Univ. Of Maryland. O.
Oct 9,-GcoTgetoVn. 0; Fordham. 6.
Nov. 4-GeorgetoWn. o: Virginia Tech. %.
Nov. 9-GeorgetOwn. 5; North Carolina, y.
Nov. l6-Georgetown. 6: Virginia. q.
Totals-GecrgetoNn. 6; opponents. IS.
Oct l2-Georse Washington. o: Western Nd. T.
Oct @-Georse Washington. o: SNauhmore. 90
Oct 8-George Washington. 0. NJ A. G.. Il.
Nov. s-George Washington. Il; Univ. of Sd. 6.
Nov. 9-Georee Washington. l6 Gailaudet, 6.
NOV. ls-,ieoTge Washington O. Virginia Tech. a.
Totals-Georgo Washington. IS: opponents. g.
Georgetown spirit VIII be tested to the
utmost tomorrow. when George Wash
ington is met in the eliminating game OF
the football season.
The grim determination not TO accept
defeat has on many occasions carried the
Blue and Gray TO victory when the odds
seemed almost insurmountable-the Il 10
is game with Virginia, the victory over
George Washington two years ago. the
feat OF The iightest and most inexperi-
enced crew in the regatta at Poughkeep-
sic in 1s03 which astonished rowing crit
les by finishing second in a most Cruel
ing race-are few OF the many instances
when the grand fighting qualities OF
Georgetown men have won for the uni
versity the admiration OF sportsmen.
Tomorrow Georgetown will face a col
lege which has never won a victory over
the West End Institution IN any major
branch Of athletics Capt. butchers men
will also be called upon to round out a
season by disposing OF a team which IS
really feared. Not that the GEORGETOWN
team, as well as the George WASHINGTON
team. does not hope 10 win. but the cold
TACT remains that conservative followers
of the Blue and Gray are looking forward
with considerable uneasiness TO the game
a victory I'm which viii be a memorable
achievement for either team.
Change of Opinion.
ENpectant is the word which best de.
scribes Georgetown's attitude toward the
game. Up to ten days ago there was a
strong sentiment that George Washington
would prove easy, but this opinion was
dissipated in a measure by the decisive
defeat at the hands Of the Charlottesville
eleven.
The brightest day. thus FAR. on George
towns lgo7 football record was when
North Carolina was held to a small score.
The hopes after that Saturday were shat
tered. In measure, by Virginia, and the
question that now remains is has the
team showed enough improvement since
The Washington herald., 1907-11-27

Red FHar laid of the the
a the
b LnVLlg 6n when let down.
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SIXTH RACE-One mile. Tinker l0l Delabyl
10 8 won Rebounder. Ice " Baker, z 10 / sec
oRd5 Gulduay. lo6 &C. koeTnCrl. S to l. third
Tine. i:s5 IS Dr. Mcclure. Arabo Darlin Fon-
soluca. and Horseradish also ran.
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Georgetown-George washington.

lses-Georgetown. y; George Washington. S.
I9J-GeotGeiown. g; George " Washington, 0.
lSi-GeoIgetown, g.; George Washington. o.
lec5-tieorgetown. y; George Washington. G.
ls6-fi 1rgt town. IS; George Washington. s.
Totals -GcoIgotoUn, l55; Geogge Washington. H.
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Of
20 FOURTH RACE Maiden TWoyea-d fau 500 added
driving; place 1Iaq
T. uSn II TraiDr ] Heev
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New OrIenns.

Apprentice allowance Claimed fBoys never haT-
ing ridden a winner.
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Around ran nac.
dupw
- winner SO ace tlT
c H. Trainer vt-eA
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DOWN TIE ALLEYS.
DEPARTMENT. LEAGUE.

Iotals."... IS SIS lsl T0-als------
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hAust- l. y B. ana Iohn carroll also ran.
FIFTH RACE-Ore and 5ne-eighh miles. Fla
vigny, lol Delabyl, % !. woi.; Sea Salt 81
(sumpter'. 20 l. second Agile. ioi W.. Walsh
10 10. third. Time. IS "a Little Lighter also
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-06-28
A Bold sten.

To overcome the well-grounded and
reasonable objections of the more intel
ligent to the use OF secret, medicinal COM
pounds, DIR. r. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N.
Y, some time ago, decided to make bold
departure from the usual course pursued
by the makers of put-up medicines for do
cast and openly to the whole world, full
and complete list Of all the ingredients
entering inSe-the composition of his widely
celebrated hedicMes. Thus he has taken
his numerous patrons and patients into
his full confidence. Thus too he has re-
moved hisAhedicines from among secret
nostrRmSof doubtful merits, and made
themkf2elnedieS of KnolCn Composition,
BY this bold step Dr.. Pierce has shown
that bls tQrmula as lre QI such excel leQce
thai be IS not AFRAID to subject them 70
tbe1QIleSt ScClLiQY:
Not only does the wrapper of every bottle
of Dr. Pierce's Golden MeaIcal Discovery. the
famous medicine for weak stomach torr1d
liver or biliousness and all catarrhal diseases
wherever located, have printed upon it, IN
pain ER9iGSh full and complete list of all
the ingredients composing it. but q small
book has been compiled from numerous
standard medical works. Of all the different
schools OF practice. containing very numer-
practitioners of medicine, endorsing 81 tho
strongest possible terms, each and every in2re-
dent contained in DR.. Pierce's medicines.
One OF these little books wiki be mailed free
to any one sending address on postal card or
by letter. to Dr. r. " Pierce, Buffalo N Y.
and requesting the same From this little
book it will be learned that DR.. Pierce's med
icines contain no alcohol, narcotics mineral
agents or other" poisonous OF injurious agents
and that they are made from native, nedici-
nal roots of great value; also that some OF
the most valuable ingredients contained in
Or. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for weak.
nervous, over-wOrked vrun-d0wn,n nervous
and debilitated women. were employed long
years ago, by the Indians for similar ailments
affecting their sQuaws. In fact, one OF the
most valuable medicinal plants entering into
the composition of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scriptiOn was known to the Indians as
"SQuaw- Weed" Our knowledge of the uses
of not a few of our most valuable native, me-
dicinal plants was gained from the Indians.
AS made up by improved and exact pro-
Cesses, the VFavorite Prescription is a most
efficient remedy for regulating all the wom-
anly functions, correcting displacements, as
prolapSus, anteversion and retoFverSion,
overcoming painful periods, toning up the
nerves and bringing about perfect state Of
health. Sold by all dealers in medicines.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-06-28
To the Point.

THE most lacOnic man l know OF is
deaf and dumb man in our town,
one of the party remarked: He
never writes on his little pad more
than enough to convey his meaning.
1T happened he was a good poker
clayer, and one night won watch and
chain from a young man OF the town.
The young mans father, very pomp-
Gus individual. heard of it, and, meet,
ing the successful gamester on the
street next day, stopped him. The
deaf and dumb man produced his little
pad. On it the irate and pompous
father wrote: I understand you won
Bob's gold watch the other night
He handed it to the deaf and dumb
man, expecting to see him change
countenance and offer to give UP his
spoil. The latter did not quite do
that. however. Instead, he took the
pad, wrote two words carefully on it.
and returned it. The pompous father
read inscribed thereon:
And chain.'
THAT ended the affair"
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-06-28
AUSTRALIANS MEAT EATERS.
,onsume 2e2 Pounds Per Capita Ae-
nordino to latest Report.

Consume
cording to Latest Report.
THAT the United States is one OF
the greatest meat-eating countries Oh
the world is shown by statistics pre-
sented by the Bureau of Animal IN
dustry. 1t is the fashion to deprecate
the fact that Americans eat too much
meat However, the people OF Aus
tralia are entitled to a greater desIee
Of criticism than Americans IN thls
matter. They not only consume nluch
more meat per capita than Americans
but lead the world in meat eating.
comparative tabulation has been
prepared showing that in 1900 the an
nuaI per capita consumption OF meat IN
bounds in Australia was 262, in the
United States 179, in the United King
dom 1922 in Germany SO, in France So
Sweden and Norway g., Denmark 10,
and Belgium 70. The country Tor
which stands lowest in the matter OF
meat eating is Italy. The latest sta
tistics given regarding that country
are for 1895. The consumption per
capita then was but q pounds ana
ten years earlier in Italy was as low as
Is pounds.
The causes for the United States
ranking high in the score OF meat
consuming nations are given as: Inc
presence in the country of enormous
herds of animals intended for food;
the yastness Of the highly developed
industries which handle and market
these animals; the comparative cheap
ness of meat-food products, and the
increasingly prosperous conditions OF
all classes Of the American people.
The reasons for the remarkable con-
sumption Of meat in Australia are said
to he the proportionately large num-
her of animals in that country as COM
pared with it's sparse population, and
the consequent abundance and cheap
ness of meat as an article Of diet.
The figures here given do not include
poultry, game, rabbits, fish and the
ike.-New York Globe-Herald.,
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-06-28
Rio Tree for Kansas.

There is a legend outside of Kan
eas that there are no treesC~fn this
state, or if any, they are Scrubs and
viii not furnish shade for a yearling
calf This story was shattered last
week by the woodmen who were clear
ing up some land for Ben Wilson, six
miles northwest of Lawrence.
A giant old cottonwood was felled,
and the log measured 6 feet inches
in diameter. The body of the tree was
cut into nine foot logs, and one OF
them broke down the wagon upon
which it was loaded. The tree grew
near the banks of the Kaw River, and
made about 5000 feet of lumber. The
chopper got logs three and half
feet in diameter from some of the
limbs.-Lawrenc Gazette.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-06-28
EnoIish Jurors, Remuneration.

The scale of remuneration of Eng
fish common jurymen is absurd. In a
civil case in England common jury
man is allowed shillings ($1.25) a
day for "a view'-that is, for inspect
ing any property or thing in dispute
but otherwise he is, in law not entitl-
ed to any remuneration.
1t is usual, however, in the High
Court to give him fee of shilling,
and in the counties 8 pence. Special
jurymen receive much higher remun-
Grafton. The fee in the County Court
is 1 shilling a case, in the Mayors
court twopence, and in the London
Sheriff's court fourpence.-Chambers
Journal.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-06-28
.Isv superstitions.

A Japanese student in this country
gives a list of some of the supersti-
tions which old housewives put into
the minds Of Japanese girls
The shadow Of bird falling against
a paper screen is the sign of guest.
Erect a broom; your guest will leave
yea soon.
A dream about snakes is a sign OF
rising in the world
When it rains, and the sun shines at
the same time, there is a wedding
Of foxes.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1907-06-28
a Deceiyino Soldier.

Sergeant Day was as regimental as
a button stick. Shun!' he cried
to his squad. Quick march! Left
wheel! Halt! Take Murphys name
for talking in the ranks"
But he wasn't talking" protested
a corporal who was standing near.
Wasn't he" roared Sergeant Day.
Don't matter, then Cross it out, and
put him in the guard room for deceiy.
ing me!"-Tit-Bits.