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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02
HAD AN AWFUL TIME.
But Chamberlsin's Collie, Cholera and Diar
rhoea Remedy Cured Him.

1t is with pleasure that l give you
this unsolicited testimonial. About a
year ago when had severe case OF
measles got caught out in a hard rain
and the measles settled in my stomach
and bowels. | had an awful time and
had it not been for the use of Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea
Remedy could not have possibly lived
but few hours longer, but thanks to
this remedy am now strong and well.
l have written the above through
simple gratitude and l shall always
speak a good word for this remedy. =
SAM. H. Gw1N, Concord, Ga. For sale
by w. +. Milz.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02
For an Impaired Appetite.

To improve the appetite and strength
en- the dig estion try few doses of
Chamberlain Stomach and Liver
Tablets. Mr. J. H. Seitz, of Detroit,
Mich, says: ''They restored my appe-
tite when impaired, relieved me of a
bloated feeling and caused pleasant
and satisfactory movement of the
bowels" Price 25 cents. Samples
free. w. F. MilZ.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02
Attention Cornradesl

Memorial Post No. ZIG, Dept. of Iowa
Grand Army of the Republic, will hold
their Annual Picnic at Lake Park,
Lime Springs (old town., on Wednes-
day, Aug. IA, 1907. A cordial invita-
ton is extended to the public to meet
with us and help celebrate the day.
Buses will be in readiness for those
wishing to go, in front of Court House
Park at o'clock a. m. sharp. Process
sion will leave at 8 o'clock sharp.
Round trip tickets 80 cents. For sale
at City Hall. P. ]. McCULLow,
Adjutant.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02

amethyst in natures most rustic set
ting. In the golden circle of its
deepest pathos, are sunbursts of ap-
preciative humor, which carry the
audience unconsciously in its smooth
but swift moving changes. 1t is an
ideal play and ideally played.
Don't accept a cough cure that you
may be told is just as good as Kennedy
Laxative Cough Syrup, because it ism I
just as good there is quite differ
ence. Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syr.
up acts gently upon the bowels and
clears the whole system of coughs and
colds. 1t promptly relieves inflama-
tion of the throat and allays irritation.
Sold by Edward T. Lomas.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02

Keep the pores open and the skin clean
when you have cut, burn, bruise Or
scratch. DeWitt's Carbolized Witch
Hazel Salve penetrates the pores and
heals quickly. Sold by Edward T.
Lomas.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02
Taken Up.

Two yearling bulls, one all black and
the other black and white; came to my
place about six weeks ago. Owner
will please prove property, remove the
animals and pay charges. F. J. Peci-
novsky, R. F. D. No. Z, Cresco, Iowa.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02
Home Coming Celebration Program:

aOue SOulnS SeleDIdLlOu program.
THURSDAY, AUG. 20, 1907:
8 a. m.-Northeastern Iowa Championship
Tennis Tournament. Entire day taken up
by preliminaries.
FRIDAY, AUG. 80, 1907:
8 a. m. Tennis Tournament. Finish of pre-
liminaries.
1:l5 p. M Prelude. de..............Jubilee Singers
2:l5 p. IN. ssrhe Value of an Ideal"
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ...........W.J j. Bryan
p. M. ........................... Base BAH
p. III. Prelude Jubilee Singers
$3.50 p. III. Vernon. .Nentriloquist
SATURDAY, AUG. 81, 1907:
8 Il. M. Finals in Tennis Tournament.
8 Il. m. Old Settlers Meeting. Ten minute
speeches.)
l:45 p. IN. Prelude. Jubilee Singers
2:l5 p. m. Reform and Reformers''
.......................... GOV. A. b. Cummins
p. m......,.... OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Base Ball
p. M. Prelude Jubilee Singers
$3.50 p. m. Boughton. n................ Magician
SUNDAY, SEPT. 1, 1907:
2:3O p. III. Anthem .......... Jubilee Singers
2:3o p. m. m..................F Father Rev. .McCorry
s. p. M. Sacred Concert. ...... Jubilee Singers
Following is the scale of prices for
admission tickets to the Home Coming
entertainments in Cresco Aug. Both,
3lst, and Sept. 1st, 1907.
Adults season ticket -. -. 81. SO
Children's season ticket ......... LOO
SINCE admission afternoon, adult. so
Single admission afternoon, chill
dren ............... ......... .25
Single admission evening, adult. .35
Single admission evening, children .15
Base ball. Observation-Disclosures. .25
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02

Don't forget that Donaldson sells the
Gay" buggy. He will have special
sale, Saturday, Aug. 3rd. He also
handles machine oil at small profit, to
accommodate the farmer.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02

8 a. m.-Northeastern Iowa Championship
Tennis Tournament. Entire day taken up
by preliminaries.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-08-02
Binding Twine.

Plymouth and
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
PARCEL OUT LAND
LIKE EMPERORS
Hill and Hartman Divide Northwest
Territory.
Each Must Stay Out of Field of
oiher-Works Hardsh'ps GU Lum-
bermen of Oregon and Wash
ington-Ewdence is Given Before
Commerce Commission.

~ Washington, June l3.-From evil
dence given today before the Interstate
Commerce commission it is very plain
that j. ]. Hill and f. II. Hartman
have mapped out the Northwest, each
taking a distinctive territory, from
which the other is effectively barred.
Particularly is this true of the lumber
business. 1t is practically impossible,
under the existing freight rates and ar
rangements, for Oregon lumbermen t.
compete with Puget Sound in markets
tributary 10 the Northern Pacific and
Great Northern, and likewise impossi-
BILE for Puget Sound manufacturers to
invade territory tributary to the Harri-
man lines.
And 20 far as the respective railroad
systems are concerned, neither has any
desire to invade the others territory.
Both acknowledge their utter incom.
potency to handle the business that il
offered them and each objects to beine
compelled to take care OF the surplus o.
the other.
AT the close OF the morning session
Mr.. Jefreys, attorney for the Goulc
system, announced to the commission
that the Missouri Pacific and Denver 4
Rio Grande, which connect with the
Hartman lines at Ogden, had no objec
ton to opening the Portland gateway. >
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22


Edgar saItus. the brilliant novelist,
was asked by young lady at tea II
be thought that the use OF quotations
was a good thing.
Quotations are only good" said Mr.
saitus. when they are extremely apt
There was once a witty Irishman.
Jpmes E. Fitzgerald, who made excel
lent use OF a quotation in a political
speech During this speech he was re-
peatedly interrupted by a butcher, the
proprietor Of a large sausage-making
plant An adherent OF Fitzgerald's
finally took offense at the butchers
hooking remarks. and yelled:
Hey, you. leave politics alone, and
go back to your sausage machinesr
The butcher glared at the man and
retorted:
-'If bad this speaker In one OF my
sausage machines I'd soon make mlnce-
meat OF him.
Then Mr. Fitzgerald quoted from
the platform with a smile.
"'Is thy servant a dog that thou
shouldst do this thIrgY"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
scHMlTz MUST STAY IN JAIL.
Judge Has No Discretion and Give.
Sheriff Strict Orders.

San Francisco, June 17.-"No hail
Tor Eugene f. Schmitz," the convicted
mayor Of San Francisco, was the ruling
made by Judge Frank II. Dunno. in the
application made by the mayors coun-
sci that he be given his liberty under
bond pending sentence, which the court
Will pronounce on June 27. Judge
Dunno adopted as his own the stand Of
the prosecution that in the eyes Of the
law the mayor is no different from any
other person on whom the jury has set
the brand of felony.
Ex-Judge ]. C. Campbell, the may
or's chief counsel, made the formal mo-
tion for the admittance Of his client to
bail on the strength of an affidavit in
which the mayor says that, by reason
OF having been compelled to give al
most his whole time and attention to
his trial for the last four weeks, public
business requiring his attention has
been delayed and there is now a large
amount Of it pending and undetermined
and requiring his immediate attention
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
MUCH EVIDENCE IN RssuIrAl
wal" Reliance Of Haywood Pro.scu-
ton Is on Conspiracy


Boise, June 1.-The announceroer,
"'A's ~ the prosecution in the Hav.
" case Saturday that it would have
''S testimony in chief concluded lv =,
~ ~; wednesday next, taken in connection
WIN The TACT that there is 10 he no or
~ session until Tuesday, has created .
ceiling that the state is not ooSno 70
present such a strong case Of co,robo,a
sion as Was anticipated. The re,,sor
81 ,,! 'nis ieeling is probably twofold
mat the law Of conspiracy a. laid down
~ inns state is not fully understood bv
tne public and that the extent 10 wbicS
.ne STATE may rely upon rebuttal testi-
mony IS not known.
The law as laid down in the Como
nan case IL very broad and il is nnder
1000 !, its general principles Apply in
.his case, but that fact is not erasnad
ror Instance, it has been argned hv
some oil the newspaper writers in their
communications that the state must
corrooorate Orchards statement thai
haywood sent him to kill steunenberg.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
JAPAN AGAIN AROUSED.
Widely Circulated Paper Asks People
to Take Hand.

Toxic, June 13.-The Mainichi, pub
lished at Osaka and claiming to have
circulation of $50, 900, expire sses anger
today at the reported recent attack on
a japanese horticulturist at Berkeley,
Cal. 1t saws:
1.-The outrage demonstrates the impo-
tency of the California authorities to
protect our compatriots. Now is no
time to rest assured on the stereotyped
diplomatic assurances from the Wash
ington government Only two weeks
after positive declaration to take pre-
ventiye measures to safeguard japanese
rights comes the Berkeley outrage.
The personality Of President Roose-
welt towers high among living great
men and deserves full confidence, but
promises, however high sounding and
reassuring, and the promise maker,
however high in character, is of no val
ne whatever if unaecompanied by deeds.
'The powerlessness of the California
and Federal governments is thus de-
monstraied and it only remains to take
the work of protection in our own
hands.
THAT the outrages are of limited
local occurrence is not a sufficient ex.
PLANTATION.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
RESUMES DEsPoTIc POWER.
Gar DissoIvss Douma and Changes
Existing Laws.

st. Petersburg, June 17.-Emperor
Nicholas affixed his signature satur-
day to an imperial ukase abolishing the
present douma and ordering that the
elections of members to its successor,
which is to meet November IA, be held
under the new election law, which pro-
vides against the "submergence Of the
e lucated classes by the uneducated
masses"
This action constitutes a virtual coup
d'etat and overrides the fundamental
laws solemnly proclaimed by his msjes-
ty on the eve Of the convocation Of the
first douma, which declare that the
electoral law can never be changed
without the consent Of parliament
itself. This breach Of the constitution
is justified by the great law of necessi-
ty, the advisers Of the emperor holding
it impossible under present conditions
to secure a parliament capable d CO.
operating tremendously with the crown
and rescuing Russia from anarchy and
revolution.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
ODESSA is STORM CENTER.
Dissolution of Douma Is Hailed With
Joy By Reactionists.

Odessa, June lS.-The news of the
dissolution OF the douma and the en-
peror's manifesto was received with
stupefaction by the Progressives here,
who had not expected tbs abrogation of
the laws so far forced from the govern
ment, but provoked the highes enthus-
iasm from the Union Of True Russians,
who today celebrated the event with
the sanction Of the authorities.
Accompanied by a Cossack band the
True Russians marched in procession
to the cathedral, where a special SER
vice was held. They carried huge Rus
sian banners and busts of high govern
ment officials. Tcere we're no exer-
cises.
Since the dissolution of the douma
the police have arrested more than 800
persons, including three professors, the
leaders of the different Radical parties
and several families, including num-
Der of children. Governor General
Kaulbars summoned before him IL
pull lie officials and warned them against
commenting on the dissolution, other
wise their punishment would be sus-
pension.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
HAYWOOD's CASE HURT.
Attorney for the Defense Injuries His
Own Theory.

Boise, Idaho, June 13.--Again yester-
day the aimlesslness of the defense in
the Haywood case was illustrated ON
several occasions. 1t has been apparent
all through the cross examination of
Orchard and has been commented upon
BY all observers that Mr.. Richardson
founders around sadly and leads into
contradictions.
There will be about three hours Of
the redirect examination OF Orchard on
Friday morning, according to present
plans, but il may require much less
time. Most everything has been brought
out in the cross examination that the
state wants, but the relations of the
witness with the Cripple Creek detec-
tives will he gone over to some extent,
and severla other matters will be fully
explained which have been only touched
upon by the cross examination and
we're not gone into on direct examina-
tiOn
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22

San Francisco, June l8.-Act;,o
DER instructions from District At,e.r...
William II, Langdon, the board ~ ~;
pervisors shortly after 7 O'Clock La,
night adopted a resolution declsr;n,.
Mayor Eugene Z. s:hmitz temrorarji,,
unable to perform his official duties snd
appointing Supervisor James l.. Gala
gher acting mayor. The latter saws be
VIII assume the mayoralty at once and
he denies that he has made with tha
district aattorney or with anv ono else
an agreement to resign at command IN
order to make way for reform mayor
whose name is yet to be annou c d.
Mr.. l-angdou, Assistant District Az
torney Heney, Rudolph spreckels and
their immediate associates in the bril-
ery-graft prosecution are by this move
placed in actual control Of the munich
pal situation. That they will be allow.
ed 80 to remain without legal contest
by the convicted mayors attorneys is
not suspected. 1t is the plan of the
prosecuting forces to ask for the res,O-
nation in few days Of some one of the
10 supervisors. This forthcoming, act
ing Mayor Gallagher will appoino to
the vacancy a man named by the dis
trict attorney. So soon as he takes
Office. Gallagher will resign from the
mayors chair and his resignation will
be accepsed. The board, acting under
orders from the prosecution, will then
elect the new member its president pro
tempore and by virtue of that Office he
will at once become acting mayor.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22

The late Ambrose l. Thomas, the
noted advertising expert OF Chicago.
once told a story about two doctors in
an address on advertising.
ITO illustrate my point" he said.
apropos OF an advertising error. III
tell you about my friend Bones Bones
was taken down very bad. and. his fam
lily physician being out OF town. spe-
cialist was called in.
But the family physician unexDect-
edly returned. and he and the special
list entered Bones chamber together.
They found the man in a high fever
and partially unconscious Each put
his hand under the bed clothes TO feel
Bones pulse. and each accidentally got
hold OF the others hand
He has typhoid said the first ply
stefan
Nothing Of the kind said the 9th
er. He's only drunk"
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22

William MakeDeace Thackeray was
always too genial, too generous. too
open handed, TO be an accumulation Of
this worlds goods, and In spite OF the
large earnings OF his pen be died a
poor man Shortly before his death bis
friend. John Leech, the cartoonist. cali
ed upon him and found him In his
study withdrawing and signing at
the monotony of his work
~Why don't you have a holiday
said Leech, land take your girls to the
seasideY'
The great novelist made no verbal
answer, but, rising slowly, plunged bis
hands to the very bottom of his peck
cts, brought these receptacles out,
shook them vigorously without elicitine
a rattle OF coin. replaced them and then
resumed his seat
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22

At Quimper. in Brittany. the wife Of
man named lie Saux gave birth to
boy The father took the child and
sold 1t for IS to the wife Of the local
butcher, Nine. Bonan- The woman pre-
sented 1t TO her husband as her own
newly-born infant and Bonan FASTENED
to register the chIld's birth
lie Saux. fearing that he might get
into trouble with the police, next con
suited the butcher. whom he supposed
to be party to the fraud The duped
husband threw lie Saux out Of the
house The latter then registered the
birth Of his own child In the eye Of
the law. therefore, the infant has
claims on two separate families and en-
joys the unique distinction of being
the son OF two mothers--Paris News
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
Inndon,s Big Bill for Tea.

London. June l7.-London's bust
ress il NAV be said with some truth,
Is largely run on cups Of tea. There Is
no more profitable trade than the tea
s ~ business in the city Of London,
where the consumption Of tea and COZ
isa especially tea, is enormous On an
average. LYONS & Co. opens new ae-
not In London every month Isking
london as A whole, it is estimated that
, OOc 900 cups of tea are consumer
eyery day at the tea shops and no, ea ICES
This represents a turn over Of ssOo'VOV
or s25 .OOO, 900 a year.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
Fire Tornado at Admiral.

Sebastopol, June ls.-Rear Admiral
Wren. in command of the Black sea
fiet, was cruising in a steam cutter yes
terday while torpedo boat in command
of Lieutenant Ruzhek was practicing
firing Whiteheads in the inner bay.
When the admiral's cutter was at short
range the torpedo boat suddenly chang
ed her position and fired a blank
Whitehead directly at the cutter, pene-
trating the latter's water tank. Inc
promptitude cf the crew in Bleaching
the cutter saved the admiral from
drowning.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
Not Plural.

The dapper young man was very
much ruffied-
Il think this is an outragei" he
snapped
What is an outrage. sirf- asked the
pretty girl with the pyramid OF sau-
GERS
"why, the bunko game Here you
advertise a strawberry festival,
charge a quarter to get in and then
we find there is only one strawberry
in the whole festival Isn't that q
Misrepresentation
The pretty girl smiled serenely-
Not at ALL she laughed What II
there is only one strawberry Ia the
whole festival? We didn't say any.
thing about Strawberries festival did
weTs'
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22

Two young women were seated to-
gether in a Broadway car. when a we'll
dressed man OF middle age entered
One OF the women bowed to him
who is thatT~ her companion asked
Hes the father of one Of my chill
dren." the first speaker replied
Whereupon an elderly spiDster Of Sc
we're oountenance. who was seated next,
gasped and nearly tainted
Isn't it queer" the young woman
went on. that 1 should have three
pairs of twIns-all girls. too:-
The spinster changed her seat. in a
hurry-too quickly to hear any further
facts concerning the young woman's
public school class--New York Globe
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
NO CONTEST ON BOND ISSUE.
Union Pacific Votes Sloo. 100000
for Improving Line.

Salt Lake City, June l7.-At spe-
cial stockholders meeting Of the Union
Pacific Railroad company here it was
decided to issue 100000, 900 in new
stock. The issue is for the purpose OF
meeting the expenses Of improvements,
present and prospective, along the line
of the Union Pacific.
The exact vote on the bond issue was
2.l93. Sl5 shares out Of total Of p
$50. 900 shares. While the poll was
kept open for two hours as required by
statute, the proceedings were merely
perfunetory. 1t was explained by the
officers Of the company that the new
stock issue is not to be sold immediate
". but is to be held fol the redemption
Of SIS, 900, 600 of convertible bonds.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
na,r Goes Into Mourning,

Norfolk, Va, June lS.-All day long
and until late tonight the search and
dredging instituted by the naval au-
thorities for any signs of the Mime
sofas i'll fated launch and its IL occu-
pants has progressed, but the bodies Of
the victims have not been found While
Virginia day was participated in, in
order not to break the program ar
ranged in advance. the navy officers
have declined all new invitations to
participate in festivities snd celebra-
tions, and the ball game between the
army and navy was called off,
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
Fire Destroys Montana Town.

Butte, June ls.-A special TO the
Miner from Harlowtown, Mont, says:
"Fire which broke out in MarshalPs
general store has practically destroyed
this village. Before the fire could be
controlled everything in the business
streets had been burned except one store
and the railroad station. The build
ings destroyed include the Leland no.
tel, Berj,min Tur- er's general store, a
meat market, two saloons and a num-
Der of ether business buildings. The
loss is estimated at about sl2S,OOO,
with small insurance. "
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
Ice Blocks st. Michael.

Seattle, Wash, June 1S.-lce is still
blocking st. Michael, Alaska. The
messengers on the i'll fated steamer
Ohio. transferred to the steamer Una
fila and sent forward, have been land
ed on an ice foe, and reports received
today Indicate they made a precarlo.us
way over the ice to st. Michael. Inc
travellers bound for that port, OIL IN
number, reached S.. Michael over the
ice and then made way in similar
manner for the steamer Ella to go up
the Yukon.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22

Old people make great mistake
hon they give up work Many men
.bo have made a competency In busI-
.a.s and feel entitled to retire from
ss,,ve work find themselves declining
e. health and becoming prematurely
IA for want of occupation In most
.,ed persons the vital functions con
,,rue in active exercise under normal
conditions, but II the regularity and
moderation of business life are depart
a from trouble will surely follow
london Lancet
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22

"No. Mr.. Smailey," said the beautiful
Young girl, Il never can marry a man
as little and short as you are"
@Oh, I'm too short, am ~ he said,
with a hollow, mirthless laugh. well.
Miss Ermyntrude. with your permission
| will just go out and stretch myself a
little"
Drawing himself up to his full height,
such as it was, he took his hat cane,
gloves, and departure.
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
nemand Indemnitr for Riot.

San Francisco, June l3.-The Japan
csc residents of San Francisco, il lie
said, intend to demand an indemnity OF
the United States government for the
alleged attack upon the Horseshoe res
taurant and other acts Of violence which
they say have been inflicted upon them.
They hope also by bringing diplomatic
pressure to bear upon the government
at Washington to suppress anti-Japan-
csc agitation in California. This, it il
said. was the aim of Count Noda's re-
cent visit to ViscouRt Aoki, ambassa-
dor at Washington
The Parma herald. (Parma, Idaho) 1903-1917, 1907-06-22
Chimes. XIII officials.

Victoria, B. c., June ls.-t1 n.,l
advices regarding the rebellion IN sou'h
China received by the steamer Mont
eagle today state that Sun IA. oe -,
Who for years has been organizing an =,
anti-dynastic movement in China lel !
Toxic n few weeks before the outoreak
and is reported leading the revolu'' .,
;sts near Swallow, having taken the
field May % and opened operations ~
attacking the walled city OF AWans
Kong. which was easily captured