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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

seem even large enough to accommodate
the brood Of piehaninnes who frollc
about the tumbled down steps.
As sure as spring is drawing near,
the tonic ads. will soon appear. Upon
the billboards then we'll read our syuIp-
toms and the dope" we need.
Fashions in dogs don't concern people
who are content If they get two suits Of
clothes a year.
A Twentieth street shoemaker who was
cramped for space on his slgnboard in
geniously solved the problem thus, sho-
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Literary folk are always talking about
what they like, as if anybody else cared.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Count Boni feels horribly lonesome
now. He misses the Gould money and
not his wife.
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Ter to It in an offhand manner as they
rida down town in the morning, but let
something very bad be done and it will
be discussed by interested groups of in
dividuals everywhere The devil is an
artful advertiser.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

1t is a difficult thing to scaln the
ticket-scalper, but the thing can be
done.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

RECOMPENSE.
Throughout all the nations, from east
unto west
And over the hill and the dale:
In crowded confusion. in haunts of the
wild,
Along the highway and the trail;
Wherever mankind is accustomed to toll,
You'll find that this maxim Is true:
You can not engross on the bright scroll
of fame
The deeds you attempted to do.
It's only the labor that you have per-
formed
VIII bring you the praises Of men.
But an agel will enter the fact that you
With the point of an eternai pen.
The newspapers are filled these DAYS
with pictures of young women dressed in
short dresses, some poised on their toes
and other kicking IN the air. Most of them
are connected with the Thaw case.
WELL WELL!
Oh, the day is drawing nearer
When the glad fanatics will
Come together on the corners,
There to talk and drink their fill
OF the dope that's new and fertile,
Bringing Joy to one and all.
And we'll thunder forth greeting
When we hear them say,
PLAY
bal1!'
There's runor quickly spreading
Over villages and towns
That we'll soon behold the practice
OF the Reds and "Blues' and
Browns
And the umpire's busy training
Just to give the magic call
That will wake up all the bleachers
When we hear him say,
PLAY
Oh. the spring may bring its flowers
And its bluebrds on the wing,
But the sunshine and the dew drop
Are for poet men to sing.
Gee, we haven't felt like cheering
Since the closing game last fall
And you'll see us start to roofing
When we hear them say
"Play
ball.'
A man in Milwaukee who Is sixty-one
years old claims that he has never been
kissed. Perhaps not. but we'd like TO lay
a bet that he has tasted beer
TWO PERSONALITIES.
A man there was whose face was long,
He never raised his voice in song,
The world to him was always wrong
And he was bore, you bet.
Another chap, who all the while
Just bumped along and wore smile
And did his part in cheerful style
Was pleasant to know, you bet!
Literary folk are always talking ABOUT
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Insurance rates at Kingston have not
yet returned to the normal.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

A man in Milwaukee who is sixty-one
years old claims that he has never been
kissed. Perhaps not, but we'd like TO lay
a bet that he has tasted beer
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Remittances can be made at current
rate of exchange. The Age-Herald Will
not be responsible for money sent
through the mails Address
THE AGE-HERALD.
Birmingham, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

The President has not yet written a
special message on womans suffrage
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

a correspondence school for "steeple
jacks" is one of the new enterprises.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala,
postofiice as second-class matter under
act of Congress March 3, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14
TWO PERSONALITIES.

A man there was whose face was long,
He never raised his voice in song,
The world to him was always wrong
And he was a bore, you bet!
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Chancellor Day certainly ought 10
get a look in at that $4,000, 900.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

"Salome" had as quick a finish as
anybody could ask.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Another chap, who all the while
Just bumped along and wore smile
And did his part in cheerful style
Was pleasant to know, you bet!
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

The newspapers are filled these DAYS
with pictures Of young women dressed in
short dresses, some poised on their toes
and other kicking In the air. Most of them
are connected with the Thaw case.
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Washington Bureau Age-Herald 1l2l
G street, n. w
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

Eastern business office, rooms as to
80 inclusive, Tribune building, New
York City; western business once,
Tribune building, Chicago. The ;. Z.
Beckwith Special Agency, agents for
eign Advertising
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

HEN a good decd is done people
mention the fact casually, as
they pass on the street. or re-
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

The story of a Kansas City man who
was kicked by a dead mule will be credit
ed by any survivor who has ever been
kicked by a live mule.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14
LOOKING FORWARD.

genlously solved the problem thus. shO-
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14
City Court.

age company vs.. John w. Vincent, gar
nishnient
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Talk of society circus" reminds
one that society itself is a circus, and
Harry Lehr is one of its leading
clowns.
London is having busy time with
the suffragettes. Petticoats can al
ways be depended on to stir up trouble.
Some individuals are already won
dering what Harry and Evelyn will do
for company when the trial is ended.
cigarettes, District Attorney Jerome
does not seem to have a soft head.
----s.--
That Thaw Juror who is about $500
ahead in poker game Is not man to
let any grass grow under his feet.
Lincoln is very much in evidence
this month. In the meantime, what
has become of Lincoln Steffens?
An idea seems to prevail that
Speaker Cannon would do for the pres
idency If he could be reformed.
When there is nothing else to talk
about in Chicago, people discuss Mayor
Dunno and Carter Harrison.
-.s.s,-------.
Easter has come to have sartorial
and mIIlinarv cioni6oapoo That 4a4.II-
obscures its church relation.
The last person in the world to dis
tinguish between noise and music is
the one who makes It,
The Gar is well enough content if
he can continue to dodge bombs, re-
CARELESS of all else.
The Fairbanks boom in New York
is not yet making enough noise to be
public nuisance.
The divorce at dawn is becoming al
most as popular as the midnight we'd
ding, it is said.
Count Boni feels horribly lonesome
now. He misses the Gould money and
not his wife.
1t is a difficult thing to scaln the
ticket-scalper, but the thing can be
done.
-----------s.-
The President has not yet written
special message on womans suffrage
A correspondence school for "steeplo
jacks" is one of the new enterprises.
Chancellor Day certainly ought TO
get look in at that S32,00O,000.
Insurance rates at Kingston have not
yet returned to the normal.
"Salome" had as quick a finish as
| anybody could ask
The 1906 model automobile is dread
fully passe.
North Dakota is having some
weather.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

The 1906 model automobile is dread
fully passe.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

A contemporary speaks of idle poets"
There are no idle poets at this time OF
the year when spring is on the way.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

You are no gentleman" said Mr. Ex-
pert to Jerome. Everybody knows that
Mr.. Jerome is a lawyer.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1907-02-14

North Dakota is having some
weather.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
Chambcrlain's Cough Remedy n Safe
Medicine for Childrcn

In buying a cough medicine for
children, never be afraid to buy
Chamberlain S Cough Kennedy. There
is no danger from it and relief is sure
to follow. 1t is intended especially
for coughs, colds, Group and whooping
cough and there is no better medicine
in the world for these diseases. 1t
is. not only certain cure for Group
but when given as soon as the croupy
cough appears will prevent the attack,
Whooping cough is not dangerous
when this remedy is given as directed
1t contains no opium or other harm
full drugs, and may be given as con
fidently to a baby as an adult. For
sale by all dealers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
Notice for Publication
Department of the Interior,

Department of the Interior,
Land Office at Glenwood Springs, Col
RADIO, Jan. 1S, 1907
Notice is hereby given that the fol-
lowing named settler has fled notice
of his intention to make final proof
in support of his claiam, and that
said proof will be made before Reg
lister and Receiver at Glenwood
Springs, Colo, on Saturday, March
Is. 1907. viz: Chester A. River, of
Gypsum. Colo, on P. D. s.. 31s5 Ute,
for SWA NEA Sec. IS, T. 8 s., R.
81 W. 9th P. M.
He names the following witnesses
to prove his continuous residence upon
and cultivation of said land. viz:
Thomas Chapman. George d. Ma
chin, William D. Cannon and Henry
Stephens, all of Gypsum. Colo.
j. F. SQUIRE,
1862 Register.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
A Lazy Liver

May be only tired liver, or a starved
liver. IL would be a stupid as well as
savage thing TO beat weary or starved
man because he Jagged in his work, So
in treating the tagging, torpid liver it is
a great mistake TO lash it with strong
drastic drugs. A torpid liver is but an
indication of an i'll -nourished, enfeebled
Dody whose organs are weary with over
work. Start with the stomach and allied
organs OF digestion and nutrition. Put
them In working order and see how
quickly your liver will become active,
DIR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
mas made many marvellous cures of silver
trouble" by its wonderful control OF the
organs OF digestion and nutrition. 1t re-
stores the normal activity Of the stomach
increases the secretions of the blood-mak-
ing glands, cleanses the system from poi.
sonous accumulations, and so relieves the
liver OF the burdens imposed upon it by
the detection of other organs.
II you have bitter or bad taste in the morn
Ing. poor or variable appetite coated tongue,
loul breath. constipated or irregular bowels
feel weak easily tired respondent. frequent
heaoaches, pain or distress in "small OF back, ="
enaw,ng or distressed feeling in stomach
perhaps nausea bitter or sour "risings" in
throat after eating. and kindred symptoms
OF weak stomach and torpid liver no medi-
cine will relieve You more promptly or cure
you more permanently than Doctor Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. Perhaps only
a part OF the above symptoms will be present
at one time and yet point to torpid liver or
biliousness and weak stomach Avoid all
hot bread and biscuits. griddle cakes and
other indigestible food and take the Golden
medical Discovery" regularly and stick to its
use until you are vigorous and strong.
The "Discovery" is non-secret. nom -alco-
holic. is glyceric extract Of native medici-
nal roots with full list Of its ingredients
printed on each bottle-wrapper and attested
under oath Its ingredients are endorsed
and extolled by the most eminent medical
writers of the age and are recommended to
cure the diseases for which it is advised.
Don't accept substitute of unknown
composition for this non secret MEDICINE
OF KNOWN COMPOSITION.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
Administrators Sale

Notice is hereby given that by vir-
tue of an order and decree made and
entered of record in the County Court
of Garfield County, Colorado, on the
9Th day of January, a. D. 1907, in
the Matter of the Estate of Edmund
F. Campbell. deceased, the under
signed Administratrix of saio Estate
will, on Tuesday, the 9th day of Feb
ruary, A. D. 1907. between the hours
of 10 o'clock in the forenoon and 5
O'Clock in the afternoon of said day,
at the County Court room in the
Court House at Glenwood Springs,
Garfield County, Colorado, offer for
sale and sell at private sale for cash.
at not less than the appraised value
thereof, all of the real estate belong
ing to the Estate of Edmund F.
Campbell deceased.
Said real estate being situate about
AZ miles southeast of the Town of
Grand Valley, Garfield County, Colo
RADIO, and being more particularly de
scribsd as follows, wit s. W. ID
Section ., +. q S.E. A section .,
NE. a N. 6. Il Section 10. and N W.
Il NV. a Section IL. all in Town
ship Z, s. R. 95 West Of 9th Principal
Meridian. containing 800 acres. more
or less together with all ditch and
water rights connected Herewith, or
appurtenant thereto. and more partic-
ularly decedent's interest in the Bat
tlement Ditch and its engagements
with Priorities Nos. %, 33 and S5, in
Water District No. 45. and the Swan
Spring and Waste Water Ditch
Dated at Glenwood Springs, Colo
RADIO, this eth day of January, A. D.
1907.
MARY Mcleod,
Administrative of the Estate of Ed
mund F. Campbell, deceased.
1.12-2-2
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
THE BROOM CORN GAME.
Big Winnings For the Growers Thii
Year on an Uncertain Crop.

Broom corn growers of the creates |
of the three regions where the brush il
produced in the United States havI
won this year. The brush is worth
500 ton, and it is thought it will q
to $135 or $3.50 before spring. Thil
means immense winnings for the grow.
ers of Cass county, Neb., according II
special correspondence from this sec
ton to the New York Tribune.
Broom corn earnings are winning
because it is the greatest gambling
game played by the farmers of tha
west. The other two regions wherI
the crop of the country is produced arc
in Illinois and Kansas, but the largest
region in the United States is in tho
western part of Cass county. Neb.,
where land is worth from 500 to $S1
an acre.
Growers take not only the chance OF
the market price, which is affected by
speculative buying and the crops pro.
duced in other places, but the greatest
element of chance is in the weather
the last two weeks before the harvest
begins. The corn here grows lis high
as sixteen feet The stocks are frail
The brush must ripen in the Septcm.
Der sun Just long enough to give it the
proper color and allow the seeds ia
harden so they will thrash The top,
must be dry or they will shrink and be
worthless.
What Wind and Rain May Do.
While the thousands of acres OF
broom corn are standing the last few
days of September the farmers WA cl.
1t closely and literally hold tliei:
breath. Many of them are made o;
ruined by the weather of the last few
days. A strong September wind uc
companied by II little rain quickly de
break the stocks over while The ruI,
puts a stop to the ripening. Field
worth $4,000 to $4,000 in the evcnnf
have been destroyed in one night while
the farmers slept. They have stood
looking on while Il light rain and wind
were sweeping over the fields, laying
the crop low like a devastating fDrcs.
fire. But this year the growers won,
both in the market and against tie de
stroying elements.
Some of the Profits.
c. II. Wood had in all 200 acres OF
corn. 1t produced siXty-tive tons OF
brush, which is just as good rs S6,50i
in the bank and if held may be wort.
from % to 80 per cent more in three
months. Mr. Wood has made thre1
big winnings in five years. The frs:
year he played the broom corn gama
he agreed to pay $1,000 for eighty
acres of land. He put the whole eighty
acres in broom corn and won. Corn
was worth $135 that year, and he had
thirty tons to sell.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26

sALEoE T1MBER;-W Washington, D. c., Jan
nary 8, 1907. Sealed bids marked outs de,
bid, Timber Sale Application, December %,
1905, Holy Cross" and addressed to the For
will be received up to and Including
the 18th day of February, 1907. for ali
merchantable dead timber, standing and
down, and all the live timber marked for
cutting by the forest officers, on designated
area of about 30 acres located within Sec.
IS in unsurveyed I. s.. r. 81 W,
Holy Cross Forest Reserve, Colorado, esti.
mated to be 1885,, 900 it,. b. NJ, of lodgepole
pine, 109O 900 it, B. NJ, of Engelmann spruce,
5000 it, b. NJ, fbalsam, and Cd, 900 it., b. NJ
Of dead saw timber, log scale: more or less.
No bid of less than $40 per NJ. it. b. NJ, for
the lodgepole pine and IEngelmann spruce,
and $l.5O for the balsam and dead saw timber
will be considered, and a deposit of 500
must be sent to the Special Fiscal Agent,
Forest Service, Washin gton, d. c., for each
bid submitted to the Forester. Timber upon
valid claims exempted from sale. The right
to reject any or all bids is reserved. For
further Information ana regulations gov
erning sale. address HARRY II. FRENCH,
Forest Supervisor, Glenwood Springs, Colo
RADIO. THOMAS II. SHERRARD, Acting For
ester.
lie 2---3-l6 O7
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
High Art Publishers cRd

Bookmakers.
Bookbinding of every descrip-
ton.
Magazine, law and medical
books bound in every conceivable
manner.
Old books repaired and bound
Prospectus, catalogues, by
laws, weekly and monthly publica-
tlOns.
Blank book makers
We make a speciality of boom
or special illustrated editions.
Estimates furnished on appli-
cation.
Publishers Press Room Co,
1742 Stout ST., Denver, Colo.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
TWO FAMILY HOUSE.

Is Attractive and ComfoFtn BILE and
Costs but 92,6O0.
Copyright, 1906. by Stanley A. Dennis. 2l
Broadway, New York.
The plan and design here shown
Die modern two family house, five
rooms and bath on each floor, with
provision In the attic for four rooms
II desired.
There is cellar under the entire
mousse, with stone walls, cemented
Moor. coal bins and laundry, which Is
planned to be used by both families.
The furnaces, which are of the hot air
type are also located in the cellar.
The frame is Of hemlock lumber, and
the walls are covered with hemloci
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26

newell, rails and balusters are Of turn.
ed and moloed oak, finished natural.
The trim and other woodwork arc
stained mahogany in the parlors and
halls and oak In the dining rooms,
properly rubbed and vanished with
two coats Of brilliant flowing varnish
The bedrooms and kitchens are finish,
ed In natural wood In the same man.
ner; the mantels are quarteret dark
oak, with tiled facings and plate glass
beveled mirrors, and the hardware Is
ornamental dark bronze, with apple
wood knobs. roses and escutcheons.
The house is piped for gas and fitted
with fixtures. The sinks In the kitch
ems are steel gray enameled, with
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26

backs and brackets. The ranges are
portable, with boilers over them. The
bathrooms contain all copper, open
bath tubs, with oak rims, and the
basins are porcelain, with marble
slabs. and backs. The plumbing is
open nickel work In each Of the bath
rooms.
This house Is designed for twenty
five foot lot and can be built in most
places under favorable conditions for
$500. The design can be greatly i'm
proved by making 1t four or six feet
wider for wider plot. 1t would
make comfortable homo or q good
Investment.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26

boards, narrow beveled siding and two
ply paper. The dormers. etc, are
shingled with cedar shingles
The main roof and piazza are GOV.
cred with white cedar shingles, and
the windows, except those Of the eel
lar, are fitted with outside white pine
blinds and rolling Stats.
The floors are of narrow North Caro-
lima pine. filled and vanished, and the
walls are lathed and plastered with
patent plaster, sand finished. The
stairs and dressers are Of clear kiln
dried cypress Of special designs, with
plain nodded heads, and the stair
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
Denver & Rio Grande Time Table
EAST BOUND.

EAST BOUND.
No. 9, Atlantic Limited, 1858 IN
No. 4, Atlantic Mail, S:35 a M.
*No. 226. Local Freight, II 30 In.
No. 8, Chicago Express, 9'27 p, In
WEST BOUND.
No. g. Utah and Cal Ex 9:32 ID. IN
No. S, San Francisco Ex 9:51 p. III
No. 1. Pacific Coast Lin. Il 40 p III.
*No. 225, Local Freight, II 80 3 III.
TO CARBONDALE AND ASPEN
*No. 227, Mixed, $40 a. IN.
TO CARBONDALE ONLY.
*No. 229, Mixed, G:35 a. IN.
FROM CARBONDALE E AND ASPEN.
*No. 1928, Mixed. arrives 9:15 p. N.
FROM CARBONDALE ONLY.
No. $50, Mixed. arrives 8 % a. N.
*Carry passengers.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
Stories
About William
Mckinley
The Martyr PrssideNts Simplicity.
Then I'm One Of the Boys"---''1s
William In ?"---CA p<Ain Jaek
Philips Father
BY MARSHALL P. WILDER
By MARSHALL P. WILDER

GONE years ago
y while entering a
New York hotel
to call on Nine. Pat
tt l CHANGED to meet
in the corridor VIII
liam Mckinley, who
was then governor
Of Ohio, though his
New York acquaint-
ances still called him
major" His was
one Of the big, broad
natures that put all
of a mans character
In full view, and
there was a great lot
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
Colorado Midland Time Table

EASTDOUND.
No. 1 leaves 8 30 a. III.
No. leaves 6 5l p. IN.
No AZ, local freight, II :55 p. NJ .
WESTBOUND.
No. 3 leaves 9:2O a. IN.
No. 5 leaves 1000 p. III.
No. al, local freight. 5:O5 D. m.
All trains make connection at
Basalt for Aspen except No. 4, which
will not make connection if over 30
minutes late.
8. j. LOWE, G. NJ. KECK.
Depot Agent. City Ticket Agent.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
LEGAL

APPLICATIONS FOR GRAZING PERMITS
Notice is hereby given that all applica-
tiOns for permits to Craze cattle and horses
within the Battlement Mesa Forest Reserve
during the season of 1907, must be filed in
my office at Collbran, Colo, on or before
March l, 1907. Full information in regard to
the grazing fees to be charged. and blank
forms to be used in making application,
Will be furnished upon request. DAVID
ANDERSON, Supervisor.
The Glenwood post., 1907-01-26
Why suffer from Eneumatism!

Do you know that rheumatic pains
can be relieved? If you doubt this
just try one application of Chamber
lain's Pain Bajm. 1t will make rest
and sleep possible. and that certainly
means a great deal to any one afflicted
with rheumatism. For sale by all
dealers.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1907-03-31

had been legion, but she never yet
had been known to look with favor
upon any man.
should like to meet Miss St.
Jean said Wylie suddenly.
There was an appalled, silence,
then the men hurriedly began to
make excuse. She was one of the
most inaccessible of women; she
Stunned all strangers; she had an
absurd prejudice against Northern
ers: etc, etc.
Wylie listened in silence, his face
losing color. When they had ended,
he said calmly, You can present
me or not as you choose, but l will
wager a thousand dollars with any
of you that in six months from to-
day my engagement to Miss St.
Jean will be announced"
You marry Anne St. Jean!" one
of the men cried with shout of
contemptuous laughter in which
the others joined.
L do not know that I shall
marry her," said Alan coolly; "but
l will have her promise to marry
me-"
Two of the men took the bet.
and the group separated in uneasy
silence. When next he met his
friends they passed him with dis