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Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-30
Trespass Notice.
N = N KorfoIk.& Western

Schedule in Effect Nov. %, 1905
Leave Tazewell Daily for Bluefeld
l:36 p. m. 6:tl o. m.
For Norton
lO:l5 a. N. 1924 D. m.
LEAVE BLUEFIEIp.
EAST BOUND.
$3.50 q. m. for East Radiord, Roanoke.
LynchbUrg, Norfolk and all points on
Shenandoah Division. Pullman sIee,'er
TO Roanoke. Parlor car Roanoke to Nor
folk. Pullman sleeper Roanoke to New
York, via Hagerstown.
e:l5 a. N. daily for East Rsdford, Roam
nke and intermediate stations.
200 p m. daily for Roanoke, Lynchburg
and intermediate stations and the Shap-
andoah Valley. Pullman sleeper Welch
to Philadelphia Wis Hagerstown.
S:33 p. N. for Roanoke, I.ynchbury.
Richmond, Norfolk. Pullman sleeper m
Roanoke, and Lynchburg to Richmond
and Norfolk, cafe ear.
WEST BOUND.
300 a. m for Kenova via. WAYNE.
o.OO a. IN. for WEIGH and local stations.
9;i'S a. IN. for Welch, Williamson. Ke-
nova, Portsmouth, Columbus and poInts
West. Pullman sleeper TO Columbus
Cafe dining cars.
2:4O p m. for Welch and Intermediates
stations. Pullman sleeper.
$50 p. m. for WEIGH, Williamson, Ke-
novS, Portsmouth, Cincinnati, Coinsnbus.
ST. louis and the West Pullman alear.ers
to Cincinnati and Columbus. Cafe car.
For additional information, apply at
ticket Office or to
W. b. BEVILI., M.F. BRAGG
Gen. Pass. Agt. Ira. Pass Act
Roanoke. Va
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-30
c. 7. PATTON
Blacksmith and
General Repairer
TAZEWELL VIRGINIA

l am prepared to execute, at
short notice and on reasonable
terms. all classes of iron work
horse shoeing, all kinds of repair
ing, etc.
There is also connected with nv
establishment a Wood Working
department., under the control of
j. Is: Crawford where he is pre-
pared to do everything pertaining
to that branch.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-30

Red Cedar Flakes are pleasant and
sure protection against moth. Ten
cents package at Jackson's.
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-30
Continued from Page a.

Statement of Receipts and
Expenditures of the County
Funds of Tazewell County.
Virginil, for the six months
ending December 31st, 1906
Tazewell Republican. [volume] (Tazewell, Va.) 1892-1919, 1907-05-30

W B. SPRATT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Rich
Uslands, Va. Practices in the courts of Taze-
wen and adjoining counties. Prompt attention
paid to the collection OF claims
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
TOWN BUYS WOMAN A HAT.
How City Attorney of Indianapolis
Forestalled Suit For Damages.

The city of indianapolis. as a mu-
nicipal corporation. bought a woman
a hat the other day.
Merely for convenience she may
be called Mrs. Smith, because for the
sake of her feelings James d. Pierce,
the Assistant City Attorney, who
made the deal, would not divulge
her name.
A contractor who was at work on
a street improvement left some bricks
in the street. Mrs. Smith, with her
husband, was ON her way to tho
theatre and as luck would have it
she stumbled over those bricks and
fell quite heavily.
Her husband helped her to her
feet and half carried her back home.
The next day report of the accident
reached the office of the City Attor-
ney. No claim had been filed for
damages. but the lawyers who LOOK
after the city's legal business be-
lieved that there would be one. so
Pierce decided to see Mrs. Smith.
That noon, which was the first OF
last week, Pierce hurried out to the
North Side fiat where the woman
and her husband and her mother
live. The young woman came to the
door. He was ushered in and after
being informed that the woman be-
fore him was Mrs. Smith he began
to talk
Mrs. Smith did not want TO go to
court. She did not want to sue the
city and have all the papers say that
she stumbled and rolled over and
over in the street She did not want
to face jury and have a dozen law
yers firing questions at her
THE city will buy you nice new
hat of your own selection and We
will call the thing square," said
Pierce
But I had better see my hus-
band" said the young woman.
He would not wear the hat. Z"
said Peirce.
mo. that's So" she said and
she smiled.
well, We'll do that" she said.
She signed release. Her hus-
band came a moment later. He
signed, too.
That afternoon the young woman
bought her hat and paid for it with
a ten dollar bill Pierce had given her.
Indianapolis Star.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
Rich Old Uncle Sam.

Some European nations which are
obliged to face huge deficits in the
national exchequer must look with
envious eyes upon the bursting con-
dition of Uncle Sans Treasury So
plethoric is the situation at Wash
ington that it now seems probable
$117. 100000 OF public debt will be
wiped of the books next July. That
It can be erased with ease there now
appears to be no doubt.
1t is estimated that, allowing for
another Panama Canal bond issue of
$50, 900. 900. the United States Treas
ury can pay on the maturing four
per cent. bonds and still have a wotk-
ing balance of more than S60,000,-
900. To cancel ninth of the entire
funded debt of the Nation at ono
clip would be a notable achievement.
1t would be more gratifying to the
country when 1t is remembered that
the money has been accumulated out
of ordinary revenue after making
outlays in a broad spirited fashion
philadelphia Press.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
GOOSE SEASON I'M arRMANY.


There is great Joy in Germany be-
cause geese have not gone up in
price, like all other forms of flesh and
fowl. The German goose season is
supposed to begin at Martinmas, No
vember 10, and all through the win
ter goose is a favorate dainty with
all classes of the people.
Millions of them are eaten every
year. The supply comes originally
from Russia, but the birds are lean
and bony when they cross the border
into the Fatherland. They are fat
tened principally in Pomerania and
along the valley of the oder and sold
In the Berlin market for distribution
over the country.
The supply is exceedingly plentiful
this season and the price is hardly
above the average of recent years,
despite the enormous increase in the
price of meats in general. which is
worrying German economists this
year.
The popularity of the goose in Ger
many is historic. Gubertas aus Alto
tetten, 4 writer on cookery and house,
keeping In 1852, has long article
on the goose.
In all the long succession of cook
books since then the goose occupies
much space. 1t has also attracted
considerable medical attention.
Next after the hog, the goose Is
priced by German housekeepers for
the many ways in which it can be
turned into palatable dishes. and also
for the thoroughness with which it
may be used up, so to speak, almost
every part of the bird having some
use to which 1t can be put
1t can be made into all sorts OF
stews and salamis; it can be roasted
and for roasting 1t can be stuffed with
apples, potatoes or chestnuts. 1t can
be disjointed, picked and smoked.
| 1t can be made into sausage or pre-
served in jelly.
In Pomerania they crate up to-
gether raw goose fat, onions and
thyme with salt and pepper; the mix
ture is called Pomeranian caviar.
The giblets make delicious soup; the
drumsticks, gizzard and popes nose
can be devilled with telling effect.
The goose grease can be used for
frying potatoes or dressing yegeta-
bles.
Finally when the bird is eaten
down to the bones the windpipe can
be made into a rattle for the baby
by putting peas or shot into 1t. The
breastbone, by cutting away part of
the projecting process, makes cap
ital mask for the boys. The oval
holes at the upper erd are the eyes
and mouth and teeth can be marked
on 1t with cochineal and ink or char
coal.
The leg bones can be cut into ex-
cellent cigar or cigarette holders or
mouthpieces for pipes.-New York
Sun.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
What .LLaughterln Means,

Is Irish wit completely dying out?
We ask because OF the extraordinary
banalities which seem to be regarded
as gems of humor on the Nationalist
benches. Yesterday. for instance. Mr..
Flavln. desiring to retort upon an OPP
ponent who had raised his ire. Shout
ed out, go and get your hair cutw
That Mr.. Flavn should scintillate
after this fashion will be no surprise
to his acquaintances. What is aston
ishing. and. in sense. really melan-
choly, is that the remark. which even
genuine guttersnipe would regard
as too devoid of originality and point
for use In a street brawl, should have
been received with shouts OF laughter
from the Natlonalists. DO they really
think that kind OF thing funny T.
London Globe.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
Doing Good Work.

Partnerships between the States
individually and their counties are
doing the good work and have been
at 1t for years. Massachusetts,, New
Jersey, New York, and Pennsylvania
are among the commemorative that
have already got a good start in the
right direction. Illinois and Missouri
are hopefully following the exam.
pie. Many years and an enormous
outlay will be required to give the
rural regions of the United States
model roads; but, little by little,
year after year, that will be accom-
plished. Meanwhile the abolition Of
grade crossings by steam and electric
roads, another gigantic task, will so
forward. Washington Post.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17

The electric motor which is used
to drive the press in the ONCE of the
Staten Island Advance in Broadway.
West Brighton, Richmond, broke
down yesterday afternoon and an
expert from Manhattan found that
It could not be repaired without being
sent to Philadelphia to be rewound
John Crawford. Jr., the editor.
found that no other office in Rich
mond Borough could print the six
teen-page paper last night, so he took
HIS S5 horsepower direct drive auto
mobile up alongside the building.
had hole knocked through the side
OF the wall and the shaft OF his press
run out through the building A belt
was then adjusted TO the shaft OF the
automobile and last night the paper
was being run OF successfully New
York Sun.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
BrItIsh Patrlotism vs.. Trade.

Until much less than century ago
there were no potteries of any con-
sequence In this country, and our
gra=SctSssic-S 5slid sreal-grandmoth-
ers used tableware made in England.
With an eye on this growing trade
with the young States, certain pot
tens of Staffordshire began decorat-
ing dishes with American scenes.
The idea took" and historical and
political subjects followed. It is
amusing to note to what extent the
lust for trade swallowed up the poll
tical animositles of those British pot
ters. have seen a pitcher bearing
a print OF the surrender OF Cornwall
lis, an event that even to-day is treat
ed by some British historians as d
mere incident OF somewhat unfor-
tunate period. = Country Life IN
America
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
WORDS OF WISDOM.

Fame usually costs more than 1t is
worth.
Some men are born leaders and
most women are born drivers.
At the age of sixteen a girl knows
q lot more about men than a man
at the age of sixty knows about wom-
en-.
An accomplished gossip is one who
tells stories which sound SIS il they
might be true. This kind is danger
Gus.
Very good women are rarely witty,
but they often have happy faculty
of seeing the funny side of things
Wit wounds, but humor disarms.
Raising the wages will never
settle strikes. Bath rooms, button
hole bouquets, reading rooms and
ragtime don't touch the spot. HUI
man nature never gets enough, and
never will.
Morally, motoring is probably
good rather than an evil. People
who live In constant danger of their
lives are usually much more honest
and fearless than those who dawdle
through an existence of uneventful
safety.
My son, have paid out good
deal of money to learn that when the
deacon borrows money from you, ask
security on his note, just as you
would from an ordinary sinner.
Some people are so busy with the
promises of heaven they forget all
about their promises here on earth.
From the Sunshine Philosophy of
Ralph Parlette.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
GIaastone Took the WRONG Hat,

BY assuming paper cap in raising
point of order, Mr.. O'Hare has cre'
ated Parliamentary preced snt and
added to the gayety of the national
talk-shop. This hat question is al
ways a puzzle to new members. and
even an old Parliamentary hand like
the late Mr.. Gladstone could not in.
variably remember when he should
cover or not. On one occasion he de-
sired to address the Chair. as di.
vision was imminent, and rose to his
feet with bare head. Hat! Hat"
shouted the members, but Mr.. Glad
stones hat was not available. and he
gladly borrowed a aeighbor's. Now.
Mr.. Gladstone, big in most things.
was also big In the head; he took
SIS in hats, and the borrowed article.
not being an s, perched on his crown
much as the negro at the Derby
wears his tiny topper" The House
roared, and the habitual dignity of
the G.. o. M. was at discount until
he completed his remarks. Pail Mall
| Gazette.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
To Abolish Biubo..ris.

"Tax the billboards out of exist
ence,' will be the battle cry of the
American Civic Association for the
next year as a result of plans decided
on at its annual convention in Mil
waukee. Aggressiyeness against bill
boards characterized all the addresses
before the convention. Secretary
Clinton Rogers Woodruff in a paper
said that when President Roosevelt
on June 20. 1906. signed the act for
the preservation of Niagara Falls he
signed the Magma Charta of the civic
improvement movement. The next
great reform would be to stop the
desecration OF our landscapes.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
1HE sCIENoE OF DUNNINc.
How to Graduate Your suppIica.
tIons with Infinite Finessc.

Most Of us have, for one reason
times. From pure carelessness, per
haps; or the determination to give
tradesman who has treated us
badly "a run for his money" pos
slbly even lack of cash. SO that
there are few, who do not deal on
strictly cash basis--a class that is
80 rapidly diminishing that II threat
ems to become an aristocracy-who
have not received requests for pay
ment of that little account" an
imploring, in persuasive, in nina
tory terms. For there are more
varieties of dunning letters than
there are even of the puff" which
Sheridan analyzed in The Critic.
II the traaesman is left to him
self, he may possibly, even probably,
not graduate his applications with
sufficient finesse. 1t is here that the
expert steps in and reduces the
thing to an exact science The
scheme was no doubt invented in
America; it bears inherent evidence
of that fact, and 1t was. equally, no
doubt, the necessary corollary of the
instalment system, which the United
States, after developing. handed over
SO the tradesman lacking scholar
ship or diplomacy buys a selection
of Gentle reminders for overdue
accounts" They are beautifully
printed on labels, which are gummed
at the back, so that they can be
affixed to a bill form. You may
have a red ground. or a heliotrope
ground, or a yellow ground. or a
black ground. Black is only en-
ployed in practically hopeless cases,
and has a pleasant air of mourning
about 1t. The inscription in every
case stands out in white letters,
which cannot fail to catch the eye
of the most evasiye debtor
Number one gently reminds him
that "a remittance for the amount
of his account, together with fur
ther orders. will be esteemed a ia
vor." Favor" 1t will be observed,
without the u.
There are variants of this, which
read Your esteemed order for above
goods is now ready. Kindly forward
balance of cash and oblige:" or
please note: This account is sub
ject to - per cent. discount If
paid before -" Supposing you
are needless of discounts and dates
the next label In the collection, white
lettering on a red label, is brought
into play. This account appears to
have escaped your notice. The ia
vor of an early settlement will
oblige." If this fails to achieve its
object, any further pretence about
your observation-disclosures is useless,
and you receive the following: "As
this account is much overdue a re-
mittance per return is requested" I"
Your long-suffering creditor is evi-
IDENTIFY becoming impatient, so that
you will not be surprised when a
warning in black and white con-
fronts you. ''If the amount of this
account is not paid within seven
days legal proceedings will be taken
for the recovery thereof without fur
ther notice" There the series ends,
and evidently with good reason. For
1t is quite useless to keep on firing
colored labels into a person who
shows no sign of being hit. The
ammunition is inexpensive, Cd per
100. or As Cd per 1000. But no
credit is given.-London Chronicle
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
Singular and Plural.

It is a question of taste and fancy
whether one should make two bites
OF a cherry, but we all really make
two bites of the word cherry" when
we use 1t in the singular. The orig
inal English version of 'cerise" was
'cheris" or Chris" which was mis-
taken for a plural, so that ''cheri" or
''chirl" was soon manufactured as a
singular. Exactly so has pea
come into being as a false singular
obtained from the supposed plural
and true singular 'pease." Sherry
for "sherris' is another case. and
shay" from "chaise," "Chinee" from
"Chinese," and corp" from corpse"
are others in vulgar speech. SINH
larly. "riches" is really a singular.
of which "richesses" was the old
nlural.-London Chronicle.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
Texts For the Times.

Take de fatted caf en- part de veal
amongst you, en- gimme a crust er
bread en- peace in de household.
De good things er dis earth don't
always lay on de surface; you got ter
dig way down through dust en- rocks
ter find de purest gold
Ell de place whar Satan lives at is
only a place for eternal fussin' en-
quarrelln', it'll be too hot ter hold
even do man what raised en- born ter
firo.---Atlanta Constitution.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
A Hard Luck Kiss.

Albert Keiplinger. workman in
the Inland Steel Mills at Hammond,
Lad. tried to kiss the wife of his
friend, Charles Long, and nothing
but misfortune has followed him
since Mrs. Long screamed, her hus-
band ran downstairs and pummeled
Keiplinger, swore out warrant, and
the amorous Ksiplinger was fined for
kissing within the Hammond city
limits. A few days later Keiplingers
right hand was cut on while at work.
Yesterday he was sued for alternating
Mrs. Longs affections. Chicago
Record Herald.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17

Ef you wants TO reach de riches
What somers waits fer you,
Wen de bright sun say, Good mawnin'."
You must tell i'm "Howdy doW
Dis livin' amt no fun
DE race is ter be rum
Wen de bright sun say, Good mawnin',"
Rise up, en- run!
Ef you wants ter reach de hilltop
'Fo de stars come out ter de night,
Be ready fer de runnin
At de brealSin' er de light!
Hear me talk my SON
De race is ter be runl
Wen de bright sun say, Good mawnin', !"
Rise up, en- rum
Atlanta Constitution.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
Gentle Doortaps.

A story OF extraordinary deafness
was unfoided at a recent meeting Of
medical society In Philadelphia.
An elderly woman, exceedingly hard
of hearing, lived near the river. Ono
afternoon a war-shlp fired salute
OF ten guns. The woman. alone in
her little house, waited until the
booming ceased. Then she smoothed
her dress. brushed her hair back in
a quaint manner, and said sweetly.
Come in. "--Harper's Weekly.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
The Cold shoulder.

At a reception in Washington some
time ago one of the guests, man
with poor memory for faces and.
In addition, a little near-sighted. took
the host aside and spoke to him In a
confidential whisper.
"You see that tall man stsnding
by the door," he asked.
"Yes"
''Well, was talking TO him awhile
ago about the terribly cold weather
in Nebraska last year, and he yawned
in my face"
The host smiled. Don't YOU know
who he isg" asked he.
NO"
That's Lieutenant Peary. the Arc
tic explorer. ."--Harper's Weekly
BEGINNING AT THE BOTTOM
Father 'You must bexin at the
bottom
Son Huh! What's the use Of
crawling under the auto IN Il
stops New York Sun. ;.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17
Peculiar British Isles and Empire.

Our fleet is the grea' est in the
world, not because we are in any
sense an aggressive State, or because
We want to coerce our reighbors by
sea power but simply aud solely be-
cause of the peculiar geographical
disposition of the British empire. We
are a sea-sundered empire in the first
place, and, therefore, we can only
produce unity through the possession
of sea power. Again. we stand in
this extraordinary position. The
United Kingdom. the centre Of the
empire, has become in effect a city
with large parks-that is. a COM
munity which cannot feed itself, but
is, like city, depending upon exter-
nal supplies. There is no other COM
nunity of the modern world which
absolutely depends upon sea trans
port for its livelihood Unless the
paths of the sea are kept open to our
corn ships and cattle ships we must
literally die of starvation. London
Spectator.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17

OF the twelve members of the new
French Cabinet, eight have been
regular writer's for the Paris press.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17

More than 10000. 900 ties we're
bought by railroads in the United
States last year. involving 3.OOO.-
100000 to 1000, 100000 feet of
sound timber.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17

Callfornians buy more base balls
and bats, proportionately, than the
people of any other State.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17

Residents cf England have $685.
100000 Invested In mortgages IN for
eign countries. These Investments
annually bring in about S27,5oo,Ooo
In gold.
The Fulton County news. [volume] (McConnellsburg, Pa.) 1899-current, 1907-01-17

The New Hampshire Seaate-elect
has but one lawyer in Ms mem
bership.