The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-03-22

But I'm my view
We learn 10 do
More oft by being done"
Boston Transcript
Little Bobby wrote an essay on
bees as follows:
THE bee is a queer sort Of an in
sect, that gives people a few point
that they don't appreciate. The queen
bee bosses the hive just like ma does
our house. The drone bee is like pa
he don't care much about work. There
are other kinds Of bees. including po-
litical bees, quilting bees and husk-
ing bees, But the best bees of all are
the kissing bees. There is a kissing
bee in our parlor every Sunday night
and get a nickel not to tell about
It, When It comes O choice OF bees
give me a kissing bee every time
Chicago News.
This story Is told Of college pro
fessor who was noted for his concen-
tration OF mind. The professor was
returning home one night from a sci
entific meeting, still thinking of the
subject discussed there. He had
reached his room in safety when he
heard noise which seemed to come
from under the bed.
- oh tha
professor.
"No, professor" answered the intru-
der, who knew the professors pecu-
liarities.
That's strange" pondered the
learned man. Il was positive some
one was under my bed. Fort Worth
Telegram.
Paul Bourget, the French novelirt
said a magazine editor" thinks he un-
derstands American women. He is
continually writing essays about them
Were woman, these essays would
make me mad.
But Bourget does understand
American men pretty well. Once. at
a dinner that Richard Harding Davis
gave in his honor, Bourget handed to
our men a singularly large and acrid
lemon.
"He said that we were too lax and
boorish towards our wives. He said
we often treated a pretty, yellow-hair-
ed typewriter girl hired yesterday
with more gentleness and courtesy
than We gave to our wives of twenty
or thirty years standing.
He instanced the case of man
who sat reading the evening paper
one night, cigar in his mouth, and
his feet on a sofa.
Darling said his wife, do you
love me?'
Yes, he answered. without look
ing up.
AS much as ever?'
Sure, said the man, as he struck
a match and relighted his cigar.
why? the woman pursued ten
derly.
"oh, / don't know, said he. Habit
| suppose. '"--Exchange.
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II the Democrats nominate William
j. Bryan for president" remarked
Republican, there is but one thing
for our party to do. That is to name
Senator Beveridge of indiana" "Why
Bevcridge?" He is the only man n
the United States who can talk iongti
and louder and morey continuously
than the gentleman from Nebraska
II there is to be great national talk
ing match in 1908 our party does no
want to be outclassed. kansas c..
star.
In Rockville, Maryland, each yea
there Is held a series OF races for al
comers." on one such occasion thu
sun was blazing down on field o
hot, excited horses and men, all walt
ing for n tall. raw-boned beast Il
yield to the opportunities of the starl
er and get into line. The patience o
the starter was nearly exhausted
Bring up that horsel" he shouted
bring him up! You'll get into trot
BILE pretty soon II you DON'T" TIL
rider Of the refractory beast, a you'll
full Irishman, yelled back: Il can
help it! This here's been a cab horst
and he won't start till the door shut
an amt got no door!"-Argonau
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During the intermission between tn
third and last acts of "Brewster's MI
lions" at the New Amsterdam theate
New York, the orchestra struck up
medley OF patriotic airs, including IN
Star Spangled Banner Dixie an
others. Well down in the orche 'tr
were five young Englishmen. The la
tune in the patriotic medley W.