The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-03-17
MAGAZINE SECTION.

.>-au-" said Mr.. GilthOrp. the butch
- Gallup's Junction, Ia. Il don't
M books, and if I did I wouldn't
"@ that cyclopedy of your'n with
here appendix of the Russian war
ui 90 in the simplified spelling. 1 see
IiI-' Ccn.ressman Hicks from this dis
NV ie agin that simplified spelling.
ul THAT is good enough for him is
~ -nod enough for me-"
sCT4inb' Hewitt, the little book agent,
~ the sandy-gTay whiskers, laid his
VIE COPY Of Jarby's Encyclopedia
41iull5novledge and Compendium of Lit
o. ne Ne Science and Art on the cOuE-
and smiled at Mr.. GilthoTp kindly.
" "" he said. That's what Jarby
"a Of Jarby & Goss, publishers Of
- - world renowned work, comprising
Uni W., information on one thousand
llss,arences IN all, from a to z, including
~ lives of all the worlds great men
~, Adam to Roosevelt. price five dol
~. one dollar down and one dollar a
-,onth until paid. I said to him, Jar
~ rse the simplifed, Make the SPELL
gs If the new edition simple enough
for man or beast
40 81 wouldn't buy that book If you
I've trading stamps with il" inter-
,5rrted Mr. Gilthorp. decidedly, 80 IT'S
M usc talking at me-"
and don't demand TO sell you one"
aid EHpr Hewitt, gently. st didn't
.-nect 10. That was what Jarby told
ne In his very office in New York
iuowTtt' he says to me. if ! print the
-vciopedia i'm simplified you can't sell
.,i1tborp GalIup's Junction's leading
4
--,,Id do it for any one. and for your
axe will include in the superb new
eJition a complete list of the three hun
5red words as bobtailed by the mani
.ures Of the English language, but that
i all that ] Will do. What he says, rs
The knowledge of a bunch of professors
and one president when compared with
Inc combined intellects of the gentle
mer in congress assembled How can
van compare the wisdom Of William
LINES. a mere professor at Harvard.
With the deep knowledge of the Eng
Hh language possessed by Timothy
gTcle. congressman from the good
IA RoWery i'm New York? 1t is not
Vr Roosevelt that is the true friend
Of the English language he says, it
Orlando Hicks of the Nincty-seventh
congressional district of Iowa. So long
rs ran this Encyclopedia he says. it
shall not look as if a spotted COW had
raiked across its pages and bit pieces
cut Of th" words This is not going 10
be any moth eaten book.
That's right" said Mr.. GilthOrp. Il
ion't give no short weight when l sell
neat. and don't want 10 short weight
Fhen I buy words
Them was my very words to Jar
iy" said Eliph' Hewitt. blandly.
Jarby I says. I know folks don't
rant short weight when they buy
Iuds. but it don't hurt none to cut the
net off from roast of beef. does ito
40. he says. not when it's done by
.utcher. but 7 don't call what these
dks are doing TO the English butcher
lg il. I like a good, clean job of
,utcheriHg as well as the next man
loes' he says, but look at that word
,hru ] don't call that a butchery,' ne
saws: i call it a mangling. 1t looks
worse than a chicken with it's toes
Toze off. If I was over in France and
me of them froscatcrs handed me that
yord on a plate / wouldn't know
whether it was a Chinese puzzle or an
INSULT That word would look all right
% the Welsh language he says.
where all the words look like ragout of
alphabet, but before / would let that
word circulate among refined ladies in
this country I would take it into the
uessing room and pin a skirt aTOund.it