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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15
HOW TO CURE A COLD

The question Of how TO cure cold
without unnecessary loss Of time is
one in which we are all more or less
interested, for the quicker a cold is
gotten rid Of the less the danger Of
pneumonia and other serious diseases.
Mr.. B. ". L. Hall Of Waverly, Va.
has used Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy for years and says: II firmly be-
lieve Chamberain's Cough Remedy 10
be absolutely the best preparation for
colds on the market ] have recon-
L.ended it 70 my friends and they all
agree with me-" For sale by al drug
gists.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15

A woman in Strasburg, receiving
the news OF the death OF a relative
from cholera in distant country, i'm.
agined that she herself was attacked
by it, lost her appetite, and suffered
for eight days from violent attacks Of
diarrhea, and only after convincing
her that there was not a single case
Of cholera in Strasburg, and that she
was a prey to her own imagination.
was It possible to allay the serious
intestinal disturbances produced Who'll.
" by her fear.-The Sunday Maya
zine.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15
THERE'S NO USE

talking, you can't beat Herbine for
the liver. The greatest regulator Of.
fered to suffering humanity If you
suffer from liver complaint, you are
bilious, if fretful, it is your liv-
er, and Herbine will put it in its
proper condition. A positive cure for
Constipation, Biliousness, Dyspepsia
and all ills due to a tropid liver. Try
a bottle and you viii never use any
thing else. d&w
Sold by James Pettyjohn.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15
WE aAvE aANE anILAE-

The following 8 en- extract from
letter received from Dir H i My.
FPS of Stuttgart Ark You would
greatly obiige me e sou would intro-
luce Hunts Lightning oil at Mile
yeviile, Ill., as have many friends
and relatives thre. in whom I am
much concerned and I understand the
oil is not kept there. / can recon-
mend it as the best medicine ever
bad ia my house tt cured me Of a
bad case Of the Bloody Flux in less
than one-half hour, and it cured my
grand daughter Of a bad case Of the
Cholera Morbus in a very short time"
d&W
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15

Furnished Rooms" signs for salt
It the Daily Express office-5 cents
each. d.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15
NOT "JUsT AS GOODa-IT IS
THE BEST

One box Of Hunts Cure IS unfaii.
ingly unqualifiedly and absolutely
guaranteed to cure any form Of skin
disease. It is particularly active ia
promptly reliveing and permanently
curing all forms Of ITCHING that
are known.
Eczema, letter. Ringworm and al
similar troubles are relieved by one
.pr'iea on. "qfed BY one box. d&W
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15
WlIIino 70 Chance 1T.

Mr.. singleton-"Yours Is rather an
add name. Miss. JOY" Miss Joy
"Yes. but I'm glad ! am not beau,
~" Mr.. singleton-'I beg your par.
don. Miss Joy-"A thing Of beauty
Is said to be JOY forever. you know,
and / certainly do not care TO remain
q Joy forever
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15

The quality Of our meats is be.
yond criticism. Let us serve you.
Meals Meat Market. Phone 40.
ds.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15

Select fresh oysters IN bulk, on
~ the best See tho big electric
sign at Meals Market o. phone
140. de-
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15
IT'S DANGEROUS

To neglect a cold the results are
too often very serious. Bronchitis.
Pleurisy, Pneumonia and Consump.
tion are frequently the consequences.
Upon the appearance Of a cold, sore
throat or chest. use Simmons Cough
Syrup. II soothes the irritation. and
loosens the phlegm, promptly curing
you. d&w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-11-15

Williams & Andrews. ProPrietors
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
VOGUE OF THE PICTURE HAT.
Model Is Sure to Be Worn This Sea.
son with Tub Frocks.

As everything else In the realm OF
dress that has succeeded has widened
its influence and scope Of usefulness,
so with the picture hat, which is this
season for the first time worn with
tub frocks, that is, the picture hat
with waving plumes, ospreys, etc., as
we think Of 1t In the full sense of the
word. And this seasons models are
worn more to the back of the head
than of yore. It is new feature to
be noted in the smartest modes.
The mushroom shape will grow In
popularity as the warmer weather
comes. for while it answers every
purpose of beauty. one of its main
objects is also to afford protection
from the sun. A delightful effect in
white chip, with an edge of black vel.
vet, has bow Of the same and looks
very pretty. 1t is trimmed with clus.
tiers of shaded black and white feath..
ers. completing graceful arch.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
pAiNrlEs THAT WILL PLEASE
AFTERNOON CALLERS.
Many Kinds Of Biscuit and Cake, and
OF Course Jam, Arc Served at
This increasingly Popu.
lar Function.

Since the custom of taking aft
ernoon tea is not only well estab-
lished in this country but now in
danger of becoming an untimely
feast, it is astonishing to note the
numerous little dainties and extra
trimmings which are being served to
pique and delight the appetite. It is no
longer merely a cup of tea and slice
of thin bread and butter that may be
expected between four and $50
o'clock; jam has been added to the
list and often hot Scotch scenes and
English mullins. Besides the tea
table proper there stands usually q
sort of rack table, pyramidal in
shape and having three shelves, one
above the other and round like plates
Each one is covered with attractive
china holding some fascinating bis.
cult or cake. Jam of one or two kinds
is suggested in between them and
after the hostess. has ascertained
which jam and biscuit her guest pre-
fers she spreads it for him herself
before passing it on small plate.
This little attention appears very
gracious.
Among the biscuits those of
health food" reputation are often
found and jam is spread over them to
add to their somewhat questionable
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
The Seasons sashes.

Several novel kinds of sashes have
appeared this spring upon gowns de.
signed for younger women. One of
these ribbon garnitures. made from
opalescent MORE, with a narrow black
edge, had two fine black silk tassels
dangling from the forked points of the
"swallowtail" effect into which the
ends were divided. Another sash,
made for a charming biscuit colored
costume, was likewise of MORE rib.
bon, In this case plain black, tied in
a high bow at the back. the hens
being finished with fringe. Still an.
other was made of delicate chine rib.
bon having an exquisitely variegated
fringe harmonizing with the floral
colors Of the sash.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
0old.TinseI Embroidery Thread and
Gold Braid Used.

This 10 very pretty frame, the gold
embroidered silk being most effec-
tive. The sketch shows Just a quar-
ter Of the frame in its full size, so
that the silk should be cut from this
with one-half inch turnings at each
edge. A medium shade of olive-green
is used for our model, and the simple
embroidery pattern is worked with
gold-tinsel embroidery thread. and a
tiny little gold braid. which edges the
opening. and is put on In q waved
line.
Cut stout piece of cardboard the
shape shown, but one-half inch small
er at each edge than the silk; also
cut hole in the center, snip the
edges of silk, cover the face of the
card with a thin layer of wadding,
place piece of glass behind the
opening. fix it by seccotine; then fix
the back by seccotine to the sides and
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
CONNECTIONS for Tea Table

tastiness. Other hostesses have nne,
small, fiat waters Of whole wheat GOV.
cred with chocolate iii their own
kitchens before serving. They are
then above reproach to pass with tea.
The biscuit itself is digestible, the
chocolate tasty and nourishing. Bis
cults covered with cheese, on the
contrary, while highly agreeable to
the taste, are avoided by those hyper.
careful about their diet.
Strawberry jam Is undoubtedly the
favorite for spreading on English
mullins. Blackberry jam or guava
is chosen to spread on the health
food biscuits, especially those made Of
graham or whole wheat. Scotch
scenes are spread only through the
middle with fresh butter. These
scenes are very similar to old-fash-
toned soda biscuits and are Invariably
served hot. In size they are little
larger than quarter of dollar. The
number that some people can make
disappear is therefore readily coun.
tenanced.
Wafer toast finds a place at after.
noon tea. In making 1t the bread is
cut as thin as possible and it Is then
toasted until extremely crisp. It is
eaten dry or with jam. but 1t is never
buttered.
When cake appears at afternoon tea
the fashion RACES for q rich pound
cake showing through 1t many large
raisins. Europeans Invariably refer
to it as American plum cake" and
regard it as a specially of this coun.
try. In entertaining foreigners, there.
fore, It is perhaps the most acceptable
cake to offer.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
To Renew Smelling safe,

Smelling salts can be made to last
four years II fresh spirits are poured
over the balls of salt from time to
time. 30 rs to keep up the original
strength Of the mixture. Many people
use spirits Of ammonia in this connec.
ton, but still more powerful speci-
&c may be found In q combination OF
this spirit with oil Of lavender. in the
proportion Of two parts of the former
to one Of the latter, says Woman's
Life. In procuring the ammonia, how
ever. care must be taken to avoid
choosing aromatic spirits Of ammonia
IN error. the water which It contains
preyenting Il from amalgamatiag With
tho OH. q
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
MORE BOXES OF GOLD
And Many aresnbacks.

olS boxes Of Gold and Greenbacks
0ill b sent to persons who write the
most Interesting and truthful letters
4 experience on tho following topics:
I. How have you been affected by
soflos drinking and by changing from
solzse to Postumf
Z. Give name and account of one or
aors coffee drinkers who have been
aurt By It and have bsen induced to
quit and use Postum.
:. Do you know any one who has
teen driven away from Postum be.
sauss It came to the table weak and
sAaractsrless ct the first trial?
I. Did you set such q person right
regarding the easy way to make It
clear. black. and with . snappy. rich
tastsf
.. Have You ever found . better
vay 70 make It than to use four heap.
ing tsaspoonfuls to the pint Of water,
let stand on stove until real boiling
bsgins. and beginning at that time
When actual boiling starts. boil full IL
ainutss more to extract the flavor and
TODD value. "a piece Of butter the size
q .. pea viii prevent boiling over.)
This contest is confined to those who
have used Postum prior to the date Of
Ibis advertisement.
Bs honest and truthful, don't write
poetry or fanciful letters. Just plain,
tuthful statements.
Contest will close June 1st. 1907,
and no letters received after that date
viii b admitted. Examinations of let
tsrs will DO made by three judges, not
members Of the Postum Cereal Co..
Ltd. Their decisions will be fair and
dnal. and . neat little box containing
80 gold piece sent to each Of the
I've writer's Of the most interesting
letters. box containing q s. gold
piece to each Of the 20 next best, q
q gresnback to each Of the 100 next
best, and . 81 greenback to each Of
The 400 next best. making cash prizes
distributed to 325 persons.
Every friend Of Postum Is urged to
srits and each letter will be held in
high esteem BY the company, az an
svidsncs Of such friendship, while the
little boxes Of gold and envelopes Of
nonsy will reach many modest writer's
whoss plain and sensible letters con-
taini thY facts desired, although the
ssadsr may hays but small faith In
winning at the time Of writing. e
Talk this subject over with your
friends and see how many among
}you can win prizes. Il q q good, hon
~, compsti don and HI the best kind Of
= cause. and cost5 NJ competitors alb
solutely nothing III 4. Il
Address your letter TO the Postum
{ Cereal O.. "a, Battle Greek. Mich,
wTitilg your own name md address
sSlsaIJy.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
Glacier Ice for Sale.

Glacier ice is now delivered to
some Of the larger consumers of
Lyons and other cities of Europe,
There are so many railways in the
Alps at present that 1t has been
found profitable to gather this ice and
transport it to the cities. where it Is
preferred to other ice because of its
hardness and lasting qualities. The
ice Is blasted and mined In the same
manner as stone is Quarried.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
ALL A DEAD LOSS
UNDERTAKEN NEVER DID COL
.LEcT HIS BILL.
Incident That Drove Old Man Webb
Out Of the Business-ProvIded
Funeral for Man Very
Much Alive.

Eyes. sirs, gents, ave been in .
good many businesses in my lifetime
I ave-" said Webb, the rubber in the
Turkish bathhouse. as he sighed rem
iniscently. Il was born in hold
Hengland, many's the year ago. and
since that day ave been. good
many things in my lifetime. ave. ]
ave been a clerk in gents furnish.
Ing store, ave been bartender.
ave been q waiter in q cheap-Jo ohm
restaurant, and once I was q hunder.
taker.
Eyes. gents" said Webb. as he
sighed again, II ave been a hunder.
taker. And whilst I was hengaged in
that business l 'ad han hexperience
that 'opes as won't 'appen to none
OF you; for. gents, 1t cost me dear.
1T was on an hoccasion we'en I was
'ired to bury hepilectic Of sc years.
Hold man Gormley e was; rich hold
codger. and mean and stingy as hever
lived. and ave seen many a mean
and stingy man in my time. There
was once man as give me five-cent
tip for serving i'm an heighty-f1ve cent
dinner. and. blarst me, the nickel 'ad
. ole in it. But hold man Gormley
died at last, and is 'eirs 'ad Ugh 'opes.
But they give i'm a decent funeral. ]
will say that for 'em, and the money
~ was spent for givin' i'm a good
send-off run well hup into the 'undreds
They 'hordered the best l 'ad in the
shop. and was hexpecting right de-
cent profit on the 'ole.
well. gents. right in the middle OF
the ceremony, whilst the preacher was
reading solemn words from the Good
Book and whilst the 'eirs was all set
tin round tryin' to look has sad has
they could hunder the circumstances
we card hinside the cof1ng rippin'
snortin' sound. One of the young lady
'eirs gives scream, and the rest OF
EN- had bugged out at the heyes. and
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
"What's This Hall Habout7"

I hadn't that felt some creepy hin.
side myself. The ceremony come to q
full stop.
''Hopen the coflng!" borders one OF
the 'eirs.
II hopened 1t, and up riz the dead
man, mad as 'ornet and hall BLOWN
and snortin'.
"'What's this hall haboutr e says.
glarin' haround the room.
Begin your pardon. SIR says l.
steppin' forward. but we was Just
habout to bury you, begin your par.
don, SIR
"'Just habout to bury mel he
screams. Get hout of this house, you
hold vulture!' e says.
"And SO I gathers up my stuff and
goes, leavin' the 'eirs to pacify i'm.
But arter a few days l sends in my
bill, me 'aving been put to good deal
Of hexpense, and, so 'elp me, what do
you s'pose e said? Said e admit hor
dered no funeral. and. blarst me, e
wouldn't pay for none!
NSAAS = OA w oN0 A4y uOucy
some one. SO I went to the 'eirs, who
was awful sore at being disappointed.
They was pore, they said, and their
huncle was rich. It wasn't for them to
pay.
well, I 'ad to ave my money some
how, and SO I went to law. sued
the dead man what had come back to
life. And SO 'elp me, the Judge said it
wasn't Is funeral and 'e-hold man
Gormley, that is-didn't ave to pay!
''Well, there 1t was. It wasn't no
use suing the 'eirs. bein' as they 'ad
nothin' to pay with. thought of suing
the doctor, but him and me 'ad been
in the 'abit of THROWN good deal In
one hanother's way, professionally,
you know. and couldn't afford to lose
Is trade. And SO it was. I 'ad rem.
dered services, but who was to
charge them to? That was enough for
me. quit the undertaking business
soon after. York Press.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

spells. For ten years could not do
Homework. and for two years did not
ct out Of the house. The kidney So
srstions were irregular. and doctors
wers not helping me. Doan's Kidney
fills brought me quick relief, and
enally cured me. They saved my life"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents a box.
voster.Ailburn Co, Bufialo. N. z.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
BROWN SERGE WALKING DRESS.
Blouse Jacket and Skirt Of Somewhat
Novel Design.

Cigar-brown serge is used for this
dress. The skirt is seven-gore pat
tern, machine-stitched several times
at the foot.
The blouse Jacket opens in front to
show white vest, that is hooked in
visibly, and has a line of knot stitches,
worked with brown silk up each side
Of the opening. The revers are edged
with plated silk. and the deep waist
band IL fastened by silk-covered but.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
Third Set Of Teeth,

]. r. Tfuett, an operator Of the
Western Maryland railroad at Bran.
don. near Chambersburg, Pa. lie elated
over, the fact that q third set Of teeth:
IS growing In his mouth. 8{laa,
Some Of the ne,r teeth have partial.
" developed and the fortunate man
has discarded his false ones. M Il. 81
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
COSTLY RAzoRs.

sUsms Geld Handled That Sell for $50
Handles Of Silver and Ivory.
Il q man were content to shave him
self with . razor having hard rub
Der handle. % indeed most men are,
he could buy one with blade Of ex-
ssllsAt quality for a dollar; but there
ere Taxors far more expensive than
Ibis.
Thus there are sold razors with han
dies Of Is karat gold. and of plain
snaooth finish that bring $50 each-a
pair of such razors in a plain silver
toy can be bought for 500.
But $50 ID not the limit Of what one
may pay for q gold-handled razor. II
the handle were deliberately chased its
cost might mount up to twice that, or
600 for q pair.
There are also silver among those
aors expensive silver handled razors.
which range in price for from $3.50 to
80 each: $3.50 being the price for
one with plain silver handle. while
thoss more costly have their handles
more or less deliberately chased or
carved.
A man who did not altogether like
. hard rubber handled razor might
dad his fancy suited with one having
handle Of ivory, and an ivory han
died razor need not necessarily be ex.
psnsivs: q razor with a plain ivory
handle can be bought for 81. OF course
ny carving would add to tho cost.
Costly raxors are unusually sold for
e48A.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

Il - often more satisfaction not to
now things and have people think
you DO than to know them and not
tAvo anybody believe It
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

Instead Of experimenting with drugs and
strong cathartics--which are clearly harm.
ful-take Natures mild laxative, Garfield
Tea! 1t is made wholly of Herbs. For
constipation, liver and kidney derange-
ments, sick-headache, biliousness and in.
digestion.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

from kidney trou.
bles. Ny back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
sharp, shooting
pains. Ny eyesight
was poor. dark spots
appeared before me.
and I had dizzy
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
II married man could only draw
the salary his wife thinks he earns!

HIDES, EURs, WOOL, PELTs, ETC.
To get full value. ship to the old reliable
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

Many q man is unable to meet his
wrong way.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

tons; two one-half inch tucks are car
.ried from the waist quite over the
shoulder each side.
The pulled sleeves have turn.up cuffs,
finished BY plated silk.
a@ Brown chip hat. trimmed with vel
vet and . feather mount. N i; n Ms
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

TEXAS GULF COAST LANDS
No billiards.. no heat prostrations, grow
Ing crops all year. Live agents wanted.
THEODORE r. KOCH, ST. PAUL, MIMI
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

GOING TO BUILDf
6eaA for cataloS building material.
Waterman Hunter Co., Minneapolis. MINI.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
Tor ohiaren tsetinE, softeEs tho gums, reuucea in.
0Anlnatlon AAys pain. wind collie, csc a bottIa
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

This is said to be the land of the
free, yet the owner of real estate has
to pay taxes on it.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

II all men were to get what they
deserve 1t would be necessary to build
a lot more jails.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

Some people want an elastic cur.
rency and some others want brand
that Is little more adhesive.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

It's as easy to get the reputation Of
being good felY,w" as it is hard to
get rid of it when age brings wisdom.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

Among other things frequently
as we journey through life is
the last car.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

psnv snseze Your Head on.
xrauss's Cold Capsules will cure you a.
aost instantly. At al Druggists. 25e.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
TIN YEARS or PAIN.
Uaabss . D. Evsn Houssv,osis oe
eaHss - Kidney Troubles.

1s. Margaret Emmsrich. Of Gin.
"a 81. Napoleon. o.. says: ..For
94t00a years. I Waa \ 4raat aufporor
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
PRETTY FRAME FOR PHOTOGRAPHS

upper edge; or else place the photo
in position, then seccotine the whole
edge of the back. For the support,
take double strip Of paper, cover
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

All Cloth Hats, Childrcn's Dresses, ETC..
made to look like new with PUTNAM
FADELESS DYES,
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

When a butcher moves he pulls up
steaks.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10
Kill the Flies Now

before they multiply. A DAISY FLY
KILLER kills thousands. Lasts the sea-
son. Ask your dealer, or send zoe to Fl.
Somers, l49 De Kalb Ave, Brooklyn, N. Y.
The pioneer express. [volume] (Pembina, Dakota [N.D.]) 1883-1928, 1907-05-10

Music even has charms for the
savage who is pounding the piano.