Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-27
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PROBABLY the Major still refuses
10 talk 10 the special agents.
THE LLEwELLYN family is now
enjoying a grand lemonade picnic
IF THE MORNING Journal means
THE United States attorney let Us
know wherein he OF any Of his assist
ants has failed IN the proper perform
ance Of the duties Of that office. -
Gloomy Gus.
Don't ask Us; see the Colonel.
-
THE UNIVERSITY Of Arizona has
been in the throes OF a fight between
the college men and the pFeps The
latter are attempting To violate all ira
diti0n and wear corduroy trousers in
defiance Of he upper class men. 10.
Is hoped the goods are not mixed up.
IN this d~isgraeefui dispute
SO
THAT FELLOW McHarg has been
successful only in creating a disturb
ance. not one Of his charges having
been substantiated when gone into by
the courts. Carlsbad Argus.
Now It's queer that you forgot the
case of Alarid and GriegO. jury nxers.
The court really seems TO have sub
Stimulated at least ONE charge. what
a poor memory you have Mr.. Bursum
THE RING Of tax dodgers and
sharpers IN the Duke city gets out Of
paving taxes whenever IL possibly an
through its organ. the Albuquerque
morning sheet The Almanac.
Dear. dear-tax dodgers, Could
you, by the way, recall h name OF
The gentleman who testified on the
stand in santa Fe that he had
his prestige and standing" TO
corporation 10 help IL dodge its
THERE is too much staggering and
90 much braggadoclO on the part OF
sertain federal agents whose duty IL b.
o Investigate matters referred TO them
.airly q carefully amd who should
lot at al rush into public print. Try
asses ON street rne M In the
ana e~ndeav0r 10 prejudice the
public mind IN such matters.-The
Almanac.
You ought to keep out Of such
and you wouldn't hear IT,
"
SOLICITOR General Henry VI. Hoyt.
4 the department OF Justice. is 10 pay
city a visit, take a good look into
erritOrial affairs and 20 examine court
0nditiOns and legal matters. This Is
he first time that so important an Of
.ctal has undertaken such a mission
Mexico Is evidently some
'umpkins' in the national capitalI
'hese Rough Riders viii be heard
he Almanac.
Yes. the Major has been heard al
eady.
THE EDITOR of the Moriarty Mes
enger really ought 10 be restrained
n the last issue Of hat sprightly
eWspaper he burst irrepressibly into
he following ebuilitiOu; 4
When asked for "a kiss the 'irl Of
Ioriarty will giggle a bit and pick az
edge Of her fan, and beat a tattoo
18th her neat little shoe. and answer.
That's just like "a man. And when
assault on her peach-blossom lips
he has most Co"uraReOusly braVed.l
a grin: Great Godfrey Why
ont you get shaved?
80
W1STFUL WILLIAM and Sauntering +,
amuel were resting by the roadside =
hen William broke the silence by re-
Il was Jest a thinkln'. sam. as how q
m about the only Rough Rider that (
int took care Of the colonies fixed
the rest OF EN-, l guess. \.
After an interval Of silent c%0gitation y
amuel remarked. II say. Bin. / 2
oman wrapped around that last q
'ad
Well" said Bill. what's that got Z
do with h9" 2
wy. a whole lot. says sam q
Why don't you strike the colonel for! {
r. job" u
Me o. exclaimed Bill. IVY. ! ain'tlti
F, doctor; / wouldn't know whether u
cut on a man leg or his head"
"Of course. 4 know you're not. " said z
IN; b u ~wat-in-elFs that got 20 do !,
m a.? Ain YOU a Rough Rider, u
id didn't the colonel make a district q,
torncy out o. the major 20 ~