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The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

Just tho sene e. him n n your mother
n 10 you, and .yu must respect his
feelings In regard Ia her. In the sec.
ond place. you mustn't forget that. he.
Ing his mother. she naturally thinks
a heap Of him and may he Just n III.
Ito bit inclined 20 the idea that ~
girl Is quite good enough for him.
Also you should bear In mind that,
like Bill Smiths chum. she's colder
and had s%perience" than yoy.
So all you've got TO do. little girl. II
IN remember these three points and
net accordingly. II lacks a whole lcN
Of being ns easy TO do II AZ to say H.
I'll admit that. but IT'S worth the
price. The love and good will ana
help Of his mother are mighty pre-
cious possessions. and you can't 20 to
too much trouble to get them and keep
them. She al be a friend 10 you like
unto no other friend except Jour owa
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08
500 Reward, 500

TIE readers Of this paper will be
pleased Ia learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that sciepce has
been able to cure In all lie stages, and
that 10 Cstarrh. Halls Cstsrrb Cure
10 the only positive cure now known
TO the medical fraternity. Cstarrh be,
ing q constitutional disease, requires
q constitutional treatment. Halle
Catsrrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mu
'cous SURFACE OF the system, thereby
destroying the found alton Of the dis
ease, aud giving the patient strength
by building up the constitution aud
assistiug nature In doing its work.
The proprietors have SO much faith Ia
Us curative powers that they offer
one Hundred Dollars fer any cess
|thst 10 fails to cure. Send for list Of
|tsstlmoniAls.
Addrsss r, 8. CHENEY h co., To.
Sold by All druggists, 7so.
Take Halls Fsmlly Piils for con
|eAipation.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08
Government Cuts Out a Tele-
phone.

Joplin. Mo-, OcL,b"r 80. -
Much relief is felt AT the Jop-
lin postofice upon the receipt
of Imperative orders from the
postolhce department at the
national capital tu the effect
that postmaste's aud clerks
are forbidden to answer tele.
phone calls in regard to mail.
Tue reason for the order is
that it is not always possible
to recognize The voice So that
the postmaster or clerk can
not at all times he certain as
to the identity uf the person
at the other end who is max
ing inquiry.
The clerk cannot forward 10
letter, tell whether any mail
has come fora certain person,
give a change in address, Or
IN fact. do any business over
the telephone for the reason
that the rules forbid It. II
you have any business to
transact with the p~nstolice in
the fature,i il win be necessary
TO put instructions 10 writing
or transact the business in
persou..
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

Mrs. Martha Brooks, Of Fristoe,
and Mrs. Msrt Chesser, Of Higgins.
Vile accompanied by william Broos
and daughter, Ruby, Of Marshall,
visited with their brother, Mr.. aud
Mrs. I'd. Kitchener, sundsy.-Tom
Sanders, colored. who has been In
x spsss City for q month having his
treated, arrived home Sunday
evening and q see enough TO be able
travel around without anyone TO
lead him. He had = cataract cut "a
bic right eye and will have the other
one operated on Ia a short time.-Mal-
In Bend Qui vive.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

sfhN'ffV W. w Wv UNFfDF wv" FuUffFiV "
gdbtest.
you could In SIR months sitting NJ In
the parlor and running a eabfest. AZ
the same time william will be climb,
Ing the golden ladder 10 the seventh
heaven Of delight, and, II he isn't al.
ready certain about II, he'll he con.
WINGED that his little wife Ia the great.
est that eve happened.
Make Her Feel st Home.
But that isn't all. When bis ms
comes, take her right IN out OF the
wet. fguratively speaking. Don't drop
Der down on a spindle legged chair In
the drawing room. That also Ia ng-
nratively speaking, for Tim pretty GER,
tain you haven't got a drawing room.
and I hope to conscience you haven't
got any spindle legged chairs. re-
member once But that's getting OF the
main road. What I mean to say Is,
draw her into your arms, lust as you
would your own mother. Make her
feel at home. Make her feel, In fact,
that williams wife n her daughter
and worthy In every way to be so con-
siderad, Show her the respect at all
times that Ia due to her age. and II she
has any cranky notions humor them.
She'll have them. all right. She'll be q
wonder for sure II she doesn't. Mighty
few people can come down the home
stretch Of life without developing a few
kinks that try the patience Of others.
Even your old daddy has them. Yes,
I have. Why, l bet II you could get
n Of these here radium photographs
OF my mental process II would look
like one of those wiggledy hairpins
you use to keep your sunshine from
getting loose. That's right, my dear.
SO don't let her kinks bother you. You
can't strsighten them. and they won't
do you any harm II you let them alone.
Let her see, too. that her boy 10 In good
hands. That's an important point, for
It's something she'll be most anxious
about, but 1t will be an easy Job for
you. Rather It will be no Job at all,
for I'm mighty certain he couldn't b.
In better hands. He'll say 20 himself.
II he didn't I'd be after him with
something large and heavy to throw.
Just 4 minute now for the other side.
A mans love for bis mother begins
ut his birth and lasts until his death.
II is not the great consuming passion
Of his life. That 10 reserved for the
other woman, who becomes his wife.
But. no matter how much greater HE
loye may be for his mate. II never
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

Get merit 10 her system.
mother, and the time viii often come
when you win thank heaven that
Bins ma is by your side. holding your
hand and helping you over the rough
places.
I don't doubt that he has Dragged
about her a good deal. He'd he q fun
ny o II he didn't. Hes told you
what a wonderful manager she II and
how she a cook-laws-s.massy, how
she can cook. There never was any.
body could make biscuits and mince
pies and douRhnuts like Bili's ms
But don't you let that worry you.
There's just as much imagination
about mas pies as theve n about ma
from his viewpoint. There's . hale
about her biscuit, too, but nobody can
see II but Bill. I'm pretty surs you
can make Just as good ones, and I
know your mother can beat her hands
down. But don't you let on. II won't
do to tamper recklessly with his
Ideals. Wait till she m and ash
her to show you how. That viii
please Bill and tickle the old lady
half to death. II she isn't any great
shakes as a cook. William. win nnd it
out for himself then. and coming In
that way II won't hurt him. He'll
Just think his mother IL losing her
grip, and he'll be all the prouder q
you.
Housekeeping 10 q Science.
On the other hand, II she IL really
way up I'm q In the kitchen drop your
cooking school methods like q hot fat
Iron and get next to her system. I
know that you learned q good deal
from your mother that the culinary
professor wasn't able to get away from
You, though the Lord knows she tried
hard enough, and to my notion there
isn't any woman on earth who can
come under the wire alongside your
mother when II comes. to cooking. But
that Isn't the point. The main business
Of a wife IL to please her husband. Just
as II should be the main business Of q
husband to please bis wife, and II his
mother knows a trick or two that he
thinkstgreat you can't do anything bet
ter to please him than to make them
yours Al a matter Of fact she proba-
bly, has a whole bunch of housekeeping
tricks up her sleeve that II will be
worth your while to set acquainted
with. Housekeeping is q science. but
II lacks more. o. being fixed science
than any ! know Of. and no woman
can have boseed q home a. long %
Bins ma has without accommodating =
lot # fscts. mt doWn IN the texthocks,
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

Last Mondsy, while L. T.. aud W,
a. Gwinn were going down what l.
known In Miami township as Look
out Mountain" which IL n steep hill
just this aide " the Miami bottom.
they cav the prostrate form Of q lady
AT the eide OF the road. They. at ii,si
thought che was dead. When they
drove up IA her sbe Informed them
that she had been thrown from h, .
buggy by u runaway team and tbs,
her Lev vas broken. The lady vas
Miss Elsie Wheeler, who lives In that
locality. Both the Ncssrs. Cwinu
took on their overcosts aud liked NJ
comfortable place as they could mr
her In their conveyance, and took hor
home They were both Impressed
with the wonderful courage and cool
ne-s oi the young lady. who Of course
was very thankful IT, them. Slater
Rustler.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08
County News
From Our Exchanges
Sold His Big Mules.

L. A. Smith, on Wednesday of this
week, probably sold the highest pri.
ced and best span Of mules shipped
out Of the county. They were winners
Of the fret prize ut the Sedalia state
Fair, this year, and last year took
first prize at the Farmers & Merchants
fair, at Slater. They are five years
Of age and weigh 5000 pounds.
They we're sold to l.. u. Carroll, OF
VI psso. Tex for s1O0. Tbis was
500 less than MIR. Smith considered
them worth, but he concluded to let
them go rather than feed them until
spriug. Mr.. Smith Gays he has been
handling mules for the pact 40 years
and he thinks this span the best he
ever owned. Slater Rustler.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08
Couldn't Take q Joke.

I met a poor old negro u day push
Ing q wheelbarrow loaded with cook
inG utensfs and household effects.
Seeing me looking at him curlously. he
shook his head and said:
~ can't stand her no longer. boss-I
jes' materially can't stand her no
longer"
Whats the matter, uncle?" ] In
quired.
"well, you see, boss. she amt got no
sense OF humor. She won't take a
Joke nohow. The other night ! went
home, an ] been takin' a little jes' 10
VAN ma heart, an I got 20 de fence
an tried TO climb II. I got on de top.
an I couldn't get one way or t'other.
Then a sem'en comes along. an I says,
Would you. mind gIvin' me a pushT
He says. Which way do ron want to
yoT says, Either way-don't make
no difference, jes' so I git of de fence.
TO- it's powerful uncomf'able up yerer
So he give me a push an sent me over
toad my side.
Then I went home. an ] wanted
sumpin'ito eat, an my ole woman, she
wouldn't git II, an so, jes' To- a Joke
ds's all.I Jes' a'joke-I hit 'er on de
haid. But, would you believe II, she
couldn't take a joke! She tu'n aroun',
an she sail inter me, sir, sumpin'
scanlous, I couldn't do nothin', cause
I was feelin' kind o. weak jes' then,
an so I made up ma min I wasn't
goin' to stay with 'er no mo-. Dis
mawnin' she gone out washin'. an ]
Jes' move right out. It's no use tryin'
to live with a woman who can't take
a joke."-New York Tribune.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

bcsldcs making ON original dlscov.
cries n her own. So I'd earnestly nd.
Wise you, little girl, to let her know NJ
"nre that You want to take n POSTCARD.
unte course under her. Somewhere In
your copy book or your grammar you've
seen the saying that imitation Ia the
sincerest fiattery. and I amt letting
ont any state secrets when I tell you
that sincere fattery makes more
friends than n stuffed club. Go 10
school TO the old lady. and you'll get
closer % her heart In three days than
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

)tn has Dragged about the almanacsand
her. on the stage, and
ney don't seem TO have eve heard that
lcre's another brand of mother-in-law,
lst as numerous. just M busy and
ice In awhile Just as tactless ana
eddling. The wife's mother-in-law h
(soluteiy unknown In literature. willis
ANS and volumes and whole libraries
We been written about the husbands
pther-in-law. Why Ia IN There's
II M answer. II 10 because mso
We been doing all the writing and
only mother-in-law they know
ything about IL their own. That
lir own mothers are also mothers-M-
seem never TO have occurred -
m. II II had there probably wou11
ONE subject less for the Joke writM
one OF the greatest institutions =
world would have had a bettsF
itation. For II Ii a fact, my deas.
mothers.in-law. taking them IN .
ch, are n Of the most benefIceUt
OF a mysterious but all wise
violence. There r exceptions that
q to Justify the attacks made upoo
class, but they are exceptions. an
with them In nine cases out g
it's the smart Alexander sons-in-
who are most to blame. 80, whllo
we wondered why we have boz
variety OF mother -in-law in litero-
l have always been mighty gla1
bther kind remained undiscovered
30 Providence has something -
9TH that too. At any rate, littie
getting back to your own case.
mother-inlaw IL nothing to b
OF or TO stand in awe of. Hsr
kncrasies or pecadillos or. getting
to plain American. her crank
may give you some trouble, bot
same she's q mighty important
IN the making Of your domestic
hess. and II you play your cards
hall prove q blessing that you'll
nkful for all your days. I don't
Bili's ma, but I'm willing to bst
against cold mufins on thoB
ltion.
~ohs 10 Bile Mother
hrst place. you want to recco
fact that she = BUS MOTH
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

Do you know that Piussa,ve Car.
holi2ed acts like a poultiee 10 draw.
ipg out inflammation aud poison? II
Is a%ntiseptic. Fo' cuts, burns. ecse.
mt, cracked hand. II IL immediate 70.
lisr 2Sc, Sold by p. n. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

Sometimes the
greater love
wsnes and van.
ishes The les
ser love IN i'm.
%perishsble Let
friction develop
between tn
wife and the
mother, and,
though the man
may De true 10
BIZ. allegiance
to his wife.
though he may
stand by her
side and take
her part. that
other love viii
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08
The Making Of
Successful Wife
By CASPER s.. YOST.


Copyright. 1897. by Casper a. Yost.1
NY DEAR LITTLE GIRL
don't wonder that the com.
X ing visit of williams mother
makes you a little bit nerv.
ous. II is an ordeal that nearly every
young wife looks forward to with q
certain degree Of apprehension, II not
dread. She feels that she IL going to be
held mp for inspection; that herself and
her methods are about TO be subjected
to a critical analysis by a stern and
prejudiced household martinez, a per.
feet paragon Of domestic virtues. His
ma has probably been extolled as the
originator and chief exponent Of the
fine art Of running a home. the one wo-
man who knows exactly how to do
things. or course she's ervou hut.
bless your dear little heart, there's ne
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

DR. Henderson, q deatis, from sia-
ter arrived here the later part OF last
week aud after taking In the town and
sizing rp the people 10 general he has
decided IL is good enough q place TO
live In and Gays he will locate here
and practice his professio Arrow
Rock Statesman.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08
It Was His Dog.

An automobile dashed along
the country road. Turning IL
curve, IL came suddenly upon
"a man with "A gun on his
shoulder and "a weak, sick
lopking old dog beside him.
The dog was directly in the
path of the motor.car. The
chauffeur sounded his horn,
but the Dig dd not move
until he was struck. After
that he did not move.
The automobile stopped and
one of the men got out and
came forward. He had once
paid n farmer ten dollars for
killing n calf that belonged to
another farmer. This time
he was wary.
"Was that your dog?"
yes"
"You own him?"
Yes"
Links as il we'd killed
him?"
"Certainlv looks So"
VERY valuable d"gI''
"Weli, not so very"
"Wnl five dollars satisfy
you?"
Yes"
"Well, then, here you are
He handed a hve-dollar bill Ia
the man with the gun, aud
added, pleasantly, ''l'm sorry
to have broken up your hunt"
81 wasn't going hunting,"
replied the other, as he peck.
eted the bill.
"NoL going hunting? Then
what were you doing with the
dog and the gum
Going down Ia the woods
To shoot the dog"
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

"""s kihn' hNE BU = WoiNfT.
the circus until he gets up close. and
then you And It's little smlthklns.
who weighs 40 pounds with his win
ter overcont on. A man. no matter
what his age, lees his mother through
the mists OF childhood and youth.
and the suns OF his life shining
through the haze envclop her In n radi-
ance that 10 him IL pretty near divine.
There's nothing wrong about TINT. my
dear. On the contrary. It's one Of the
most beautiful facts In creation. But
when other people look nj his mother
they see Just n common. ordinary little
woman, no better and no worse than
the average. Your find that to I've the
case when BilI's ma steps In. You
won't be- able 10 soc my halo around
her head. You won't be able 20 dis.
I'VE her wonderful superiority 10 the
Of womankind. Bill sees them. but
You will and that she has her faults
and her faIlings like other people. and
Der failings are o likely Il give you
trouble than her virtues.
The wifs's Mother.ir.Iaw
And that brings mp n question that I
have pondered oyer pretty considerable
and never found but one answer 10 II.
Why In II you never hear anything
about the wife's mothcrinlaw? That's
the question. The mother.in.la has
been a subject for Jokes and satire
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

sing AZ his heart. No mar can he hap
py under such circumstances. No wife
who loves her husband can I've happy
when he II unhappy. Don't take any
such risks, little girl, Billy's ma should
he your friend. Make her your friend.
Keep her your friend. That's all now.
Goodby, honey. Your anectionste
father, JOHN sNEED.
?. s.-For heavens sake, don't let
Bill see this letter. ]. b.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

Mothers with little children need no
longer fear Group, colps or whooping
cough. Bees Laxative Cough syrup
tastes good. II works OF the cold
through the bowels. cuts the phlegm
clears the head. For young and old.
Guaranteed. Secure n bottle ut once.
Sold by L. n. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

w. L. Washbdrn aud wife ~ nea,
Blackburn. we're sboppinR in Sweet
SPRING one day lsst week, While
svay from home that day = wander.
iug wayfarer went Into their hou.e aud
stole u plate Of biscuit and a razor,
-trank Root, who has been 10 Colo
RADIO for the past several months 81
bis health, returned tU his home here
Saturday. Frsng's numerous friends
viii be glad To know that his throat
! ouble and general health Ia improv-
ed N NJ Copper. wife aud little
d daughter, Dixie, will leave Tuesdsy
for Greenville, Texas. where they viii
visit her sister, Mrs T.. Pugsley and
family. Mr.. Cooper will visit differ
ent points In the Lone star State be-
fore they return. Sweet Springs Her
d.,
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

real reason for
II. Bills moth
or. like every
9th mans
mother. II about
one. fourth won.
IN and three
jfourtbs imagina.
ton. Did you
ever notice how
big a man looks
when he's com
ing toward you
through n fog?
You. think it's
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

ana derision for
goodness only
knows how many
thousands OF
years, but it's al
ways the mans
mother-in.law
One would think
there was only
one kind OF
them. They poke
fun at this n
kind In the fun
ny papers and
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

IL comes put upin q collapsibie tube
with q nozzle, easy to apply TO The
soreness and ipnsmms,iop. for sny
form OF Piles: IL sootbes end relieves
Pain, itching and burning. Man zau
Pile Remedy. Price 80 ceo's. Guar
anteed. Sold b. p. II. Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

IL IA u we'll known fact tina, person s
Ia the pho iorssts do not suffer
rom kidney dieeasos. tine dose II
at o'ght usually relieve,
backscbe. 30 dsys' treatment sl.'0
Your money refunded " not satisfied
Suld by 4. II Franklin.
The Marshall republican., 1907-11-08

ccllpses TINT earlier affection for his
mother. side 10y side they should
move. the sun md moon Of his wor.
ship. to the end of his days. They
should. but sometimes they don't.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-03

from the Taylor & Brunton sampler yes
terday.
VIII ]. Dooiy has been spending several
days in sizing up conditions in the Tintic
district.
There were released from the Pioneer
sampler yesterday twelve cars of ore from
Utah mines.
Broker E. NJ. West left for the Seven
Troughs district yesterday to learn how
things at various properties are moving.
Manager G. D. B. Turner of the Utah
New York company's Beaver county
mines came in from the coast Thursday
night and left last night for the property
to be gone two or three days.
The directors of the Western Monitor
Mining company have decided to resume
operations at the companyS properties in
the Iron canyon section of the Park City
district. A double-compartment shaft, al
ready down some distance, is to be con-
tinued down to the 200-foot level, at least.
Manager H S Joseph of the Silver
Shield states that an average sample of
the four feet of ore just opened in a new
ledge in that property, mention OF which
was made yesterday morning, assays Q
per cent copper, II ounces silver and 81. 40
cry is going to prove an important one
with development.
Ely Mining Expositor.-Water IS begin
ming to cause trouble at the properties of
the McDonald-Ely Copper company. The
mill shaft has now reached a depth of
point is beginning to prove a hindrance.
The Gold Gate shaft is now down $50 feet,
and indications are that water will be en-
coUntered within the next few feet in such
quantities that a pump Will have to be
installed IN order to handle the flow.
Manager Mcdonald is now in a position
so that he is master of the water situa-
ton.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-03
BROCK VISITS WONDER
AND SPEAKS WELL OF CAMP

c. r. Miller, vice president, and John
w. Brock, a director and one of the
largest stockholders in the Nevada Won
der, with party consisting of Mr.. Rourke
of Greenwater and the two sons of Mr.
Brock and of Mr.. Miller, paid their first
visit to this camp on Sunday last, says
the Wonder Miner. They had come
through direct from Tonopah in their au-
tOmObiles, but had been somewhat de-
layed by their lack of knowledge of the
roads, having to inquire their way fire.
quently.
As soon as they had rested a bit from
their long ride the entire party went to
the Nevada Wonder, where, in the alb
sence of j. b. Daniels, they were taken
in hand by William Daniels and their in
speCtfOn of the property was begun. After
their return Mr.. Brock expressed himself
to a representative of the Miner as well
pleased with both their own property and
the camp.
But" he remarked I'VE do not con-
slider we have mine until we can show a
producer such as the Tonopah, which took
us four years to develop even with the
leasers working and helping to open up
the ground there. and from which we are
shipping over 1,5O0 tons daily to the
shelters.
When asked if they Intended to make an
inspection of any other properties of the
district, he replied that as their time was
very limited neceSsitating as a fact their
leaving that very afternoon, they could
not, much to their regret see any of
the other mines of the camp.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-03
PORTLAND OPERATOR is
WATCHING PIOCHE GROUND

II. W. Rand. the real estate man, came
in from Portland, Ore. Tuesday, says the
Phoebe Record. Mr.. Rand is here look
ing after his mining and real estate inter
eStS at Phoebe. He is a heavy StOckhOld-
er in the California-Pioche Mining COM
pany and it is mainly for the purpose of
arranging for the continuation of the
sinking of a working shaft on the prop
erty that he is here. Mr.. Rand exhibits
great faith in the territory embraced by
the California-PiOche property, and be-
lieves that it will develop into one of the
leading mines of this district
This property Is situate Immediately
south of the Ohio-kentucky ground and
has many fine surface shOWings. Inter-
ested with Mr.. Rand in this company are
that veteran prOspectOr and mining man
OF Phoebe, William Wheatley, who is
president of the company, and Charles
Lee HorSey, secretary and treasurer.
Mr.. Rand is also interested in another
corporation, recently organized for the
developing of the Knob Hill group of
claims, in which Chester L. Protested of
Portland and b. S. Mum of Phoebe have
large holdings.