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The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
American Names.

II We have some growing sense OF
desire to touch with poetry the ter
minology of our American towns we
have succeeded 80 far only in secur-
ing slightly picnic grove atmosphere
such as is given off by Lakewood or
Riverside.
The rich sentimentalism of the real
estate dealer has done what it could
considering the hurry he is in If we
have a new manufacturing suburb,
the chances are We shall be too lazily
and fatty patriotic, call 1t Lincoln and
be done with 1t, or too crudely roman
tic, in which case the secretary of
the company will report to the direc-
tors that he has had the place incor-
porated as Ivanhoe.
With the slightest dash of poetry
In his soul he might keep true to the
strenuous character of the place with
all Its prospective labor agitations,
and at the same time give tinge of
beauty to the situation forever by call
Ing 1t Fretley Or If it Is place where
hammers are to ring from morning to
night, why not call it Stroke instead
Of naming it Smithville after the pres
snt chief stockholder in the concern
Atlantic Monthly.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
THOUGHT CHILD WOULD DIE.
-cuticura Remedies Cured At Cost
Of seventy.Five Cents.

my little boy, when only an infant
Of three months. caught the Cuban
Itch. Sores broke out from his head
to the bottom Of his feet. He would
itch and claw himself and cry all the
time. He could not sleep day or night,
and light dress is all he could wear
l called one of our best doctors to
treat him, but he seemed to get worse
He suffered so terribly that my hus-
band said he believed he would have
to die. I had almost given up hope
when lady friend told me to try the
Cuticura Remedies. l used the Cuti-
cura Soap and applied the Cuticura
Ointment and he at once fell into q
sleep, and he slept with ease for the
first time since two months. After
three applications the sores began to
dry up. and in just two weeks from the
day l commenced to use the Cuticura
Remedies my baby was entirely we'll.
The treatment only cost 75c, and l
would have gladly paid 500 II could
not have got it cheaper. feel safe in
saying that the Cuticura Remedies
saved his life. He is now boy Of five
years. Mrs. Zana Miller, Union City.
R. F. D. No. 1. Branch Co.. Mich, May
II. 1906"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
MEDICINES THAT ARE HARMFUL.
Combinations Of Drugs Dangerous II
Not Used At Once.

Just one year from the time the
medicine was lost 1t showed up again
It the drug store. A woman brought
t in.
This bottle was left at our house
BY mistake" she said.
The clerk read the name on the
wrapper and the date on the label,
then he called to a man who sat lean
ing against the cigar counter with
ais head propped up in his hands.
Captain" he said, here is that
medicine we had such a time about.
don't see," he added, turning to the
woman, why you didn't bring 1t back
sooner"
Il didn't think of it," she explained.
The maid took 1t In one day when We
we're all out. She thought it belonged
to somebody in our house. 1t has lain
around there in cupboard all this
while. 1t never occurred to us to re-
turn 1t until just this morning, and
then 1t struck me you might be able
to use it,
The man by the counter lifted his
mead out OF his hands.
Use it?' he said. "Of course we
can. had the grip last year wher
it was put up and I've got the grip
now. l can take that medicine as well
as new bottle full"
"No, you can't" said the clerk.
Some druggists might permit you to,
but we won't. 1t might upset you for
month. Some medicines never lose
their healing power, while others not
only fail to produce the desired eff
feet, but become positively harmful
after standing few months. The
length of time medicine retains it's
efficacy depends upon the ingredients
Some combinations Of drugs keep on
good terms with each other indefinite
ly, while others get into a row after
being mixed together for while. and
the man who swallows a dose of the
than before he took 1t. AS a rule
medicines that are quite sweet keep
their curative virtues longer than
those that are acid or bitter Most
any medicine can be taken in safety
six months after compounding, and
many will be all right six years hence
Those that are not good generally take
on curdled, milky appearance; but
that is by no means an infallible test,
and the person who wishes to save his
system uncomfortable complications
would do well to let old medicines
strictly alone"
The man looked at the bottle re-
gretfully.
And that was an expensive pre-
scription. too,' he said. 1T seems
shame to waste it."
Never mind.' said the clerk, I'VE
are willing to stand the loss. We
would rather do that than to take
chances on losing good customer
like YOU"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
COLLECTING Ala Bill.

One day last summer visitors to a
merry -go-round on vacant lot in the
outskirts of Philadelphia were very
much touched by the melancholy de.
meanor of a long, lean, lank individ-
ual who, suffering greatly, persisted
In riding repeatedly. At last some one
said to him sympathetically:
you appear to be in great dis
tress"
YES" replied the man on the mer-
ry-go-round, this continual riding
round and round makes me seasick."
well, then, why don't you quit
riding?' asked the inquisitive cues.
toner.
II can't help it," replied the poor
man. "The man who runs this mer.
ry-go-round owes me money, and the
only way l can collect 1t is by taking
It out In rides"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
Handed Down.

The venerable professor at large
eastern university had been noticing
for some time that young man on tho
front row Of one of the classes appar-
entity never paid the slightest heed TO
his lectures. One day, becoming exas-
perated at this conduct, the professor
testify remarked:
"See here, young man, what do you
mean by coming into my class day af-
ter day and never taking notes?"
II have my. father's," was the calm
rejoinder.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
AXE Halls Family Pills for constipation.

The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice Of Starch matter of great i'm
portance. Defiance Starch. being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as stiffen.
er makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with the result of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
II odors Only We're Nourl.h,no.

- ~NSsO sSVlo INO0tISIIDQs
1T one could live on odors alone"
said Mr.. Flatdweller, 1T wouldn't cost
much to live in fat
For there's no odor Of cooking
known that you can't smell here. The
dumb-waiter shafts and the various
holes through floors and ceilings for
steam and water pipes seem to make
the whole building sort of universal
ymell conductor in which no cooking
odor is lost, In which all odors come
TO ALL
and 30 If anybody In the building
has roast turkey we know that, but
10, alas! do we know it full well If
inybody has corned beef and cabbage
Dr onions or fish. There is, indeed, a
surfeit Of odors and as said, II one
could live on odors what a place this
would be to board-such q variety and
how oheap!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
500 Reward. 500.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to learn
that there IA dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure In all its stages, and that is
CAtsrrh. Halls Catarrh Cure 10 the only positive
cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires q constitu
tional treatment. Halls Catsrrh Cure 10 taken In
ternsy, acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up tho constitution and assist
ing nature In doing It's work. The propretors have
much faith In Its curative powers that they offer
One Hundred Dollars for any case that 1t fails to
cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address f. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

With smooth iron and Defiance
Starch, you can launder your shirt
waist Just as well at home as the
steam laundry can; it will have the
proper stiffness and finish, there will
be less wear and tear of the goods,
and it will be positive pleasure to
use Starch that does not stick to the
iron.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
AlveoIar Dentistry,

A distinct advance in dental science.
Loose and falling teeth saved. Pyor-
rhea and all the diseases Of the gums
cured. Missing teeth replaced with
out plates or bridgework. Booklet
free. The Rex Dental Company. Rooms
20 to rs, 72S Sixteenth street, Denver.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
The Prudent Piper.

Thomas F. Ryan, the noted financier.
was talking about music in the smoke
room OF the Deutschland. Il like all
music" he said. except such native
and special sorts as tom-tom. the bag
pipes or the Indian hufaa give OF"
speaking OF bagpipes. did you ever
notice how piper prances up and
down as he pipes? He never sits. hs
never stands still, but up and down.
round and round, to and fro he struts
continually.
"A little boy listening to the weird
skirl Of the bgapipes Of street per.
former. once said to his father:
Father, why does the piper keen
on the move all the time he plays"
I cans say. my boy, the father an
swered. unless 1t is to prevent anyone
getting the range with cobblestone.' !"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
Literary Calamity.

Borus (struggling author)-Youf
book reviewers were unnecessarily So
we're on that last novel of mine.
Naggus-Why, you ungrateful hound
with one accord we pronounced 1t one
Of the cleanest and most uplifting
works Of fiction that has appeared this
season.
Borus-That's what mean, haven't
sold a single copy-Chicago Tribune.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
Winter Rates at eIenwood Springs.

Winter Rates at Glenwood Springs.
The hot mineral water and vapor
caves at Glenwood Springs cure rheu-
matism. blood poisoning. eczema and
all diseases OF the blood. Special re-
duced winter rates for railroad, hotel
Accommodations and baths can be ar
ranged for those desiring course of
treatment. For particulars apply to
Inquiry Department. The GlenwOod
Hot Springs Company, Glenwood
Springs, Colorado.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
1akino His Measure.

do you ever drink to excess?" ask
"a the girls father.
Il never touch liquor Of any kind.
Sir"
How about tobacco?"
Il do not smoke. have never had
Q cigar or a cigarette in my mouth"
Ever gambler"
'Never, do not know one card from
another"
II suppose you swear sometimes?"
mo sir. An oath has never passed
ny lips"
"Um. All right. Come out and have
Q stick OF candy with me-"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

1t is wonderful what strength of pur-
pose and energy and boldness Of will
are reused by the simple assurance
that we are doing our duty.-Scott.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

Wisdom is the olive that springeth
from the heart, bloometh on the
tongue and beareth fruit In the &C.
tions.-E Grymestone.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

That an article may be good as well
as cheap, and give entire satisfaction,
Is proven by the extraordinary sale of
Defiance Starch, each package con.
tanning one-third more Starch than
can be had of any other brand for the
same money.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
"All is bright before me-"

FITS, St. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. klines
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free $500
Id, e3l Arch ST., Philadelphia, Pa.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

vIAVI LOCAL OFFICE-Iady Office man.
Z J. Reinhurdt COZ Mack Bldg, Denver Colo
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

After coaxing girl to sing man Is
apt to wish he hadn't.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

Are you still troubled by your
neighbor's chickens?" asked one man
of another.
mot bit," was the answer. "They
are kept shut up now"
How did you manage it,"
why, every night put a lot Of
eggs in the grass very carefully. and
every morning, when my neighbor was
looking, l went out and brought them
in"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

Hubby-Just look at that idiot. Fitz-
Jones, what a charming. amiable wife
he has-seems to me all the biggest
fools get hold Of the prettiest women!
Wifey-You're right. nobody knows
that better than do.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININB Look for
the signature of K. W. GROVE. Used tho World
over TO Cure o Cold In One Day. 26c
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
The Only WaY.

Cassidy-Ah! well, no wan kin pre-
vint watts past an gone.
Casey-Ye could If We only acted
quick enough.
Cassidy-Go long man! how could
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

1t is sweeter to gain wisdom from
others woes than that others should
learn from us-Plautus.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
Knew What Was Coming to Him.

A man who died recently in the
north of England and had been living
dishonest life, under the cloak of
religion. wishing to pose as good
man to the last, said to those around
him:
"All is bright before me-"
AYE" said one of those present,
Of money, IAN in abeaut ten minnits
theau'll be near enoof to see tn
blaze!"
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

His Satanic majesty is probably
ashamed of some Of his associates.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
Not the Residence.

4 South Side household recently
employed domestic who is q native
of Norway. The other day Freda an
swered a telephone for the first time.
"Is this Mrs. Browning's residenos!'
asked a voice over the wire.
"No'm," was the surprising answer.
ats her help."-Kansas City Times.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

For Over Half a Century
Browns Bronchial Troches have been
unexcelled as a cure for hoarseness,
coughs and sore throat.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

PILES CURED IN TO IA DAYS.
PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed TO cure any ca -
OF Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles In
to II days or money refunded. 60c.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

A bluR Is all right as long as you
can keep the lid on.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27

Casey-Stop it before 1t happens.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1907-12-27
TO CURE eczema.

The one InTRII1bIe method by which
Gcsema can be quickly and permanently
cured ie by the use OF HRIsK ELLIS ONT.
NENT. For halfa century this 81 reat remedy
has been the means Of curing skin diseases
ofevery nature. Erysipelas, letter, Ulcers,
Pimples, Ringworm, Blotchy Skin, Erup-
Head-all Yield as readily to the marvellous
curative virtues OF HEIsKELL's OINTMENT
as the dread ddisease-Eczema. Beforeapply.
using HEIsKELL's MEDICINAL Soar.
HK1sKELL's BLOOD AND LIVER PILLS tone
up the liver and cleanse the blood. Oint.
ment, 80 cents box; Soap, rs cents cake;
Pills, 25 cents . bottle-at all druggists.
Send for interesting book OF Testimonials to
JOHNSTON. HOLLOWAY d Co., 5sl Commerce
Street. Philadelphia. Pa
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-12
A Substitute for Concrete.

A composition resembling concrete,
now being conside"ab, used In
France and known as lime beton, Ia
described as being more generally
used than concrete. II Is cheaper
composition than cement beton or cop.
crete, easier to work. and ii the initial
load be not too great II is for nearly
every purpose just as good. A good
lime beton can be- obtained by mixing
mortar and stones, gravel. or cinder.s,
mortar and good d.sized stones making
the best composition. Probably one
half of the houses In Marseilles have
been built Of this material. and thou.
sands of The older buildings. many
hundred years old, are held tOyethe.. I.
By ordinary lime Walls buili OF qnick.
lime beton must be laid up slowly, nut
with hydraulic lime beton they can
he erected as fast as masons caA
work. The soildity of lime bcton con.
st uction Is shown by the sea wnl!a
and docks in Marseilles. where masnu.
- o; this kind may he seen both
above ard below gea water. the inost
difficult test TO which Building mate.
rial can he Subjected
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-12
BIG ESTATE GOES TO STATE.
Lawyers Production Of viii Causes
His Indictment for Forgery.

Newark. ~ Jon application of
Attorney General McCarter. acting for
the state, a sheriffs jury. with Sheriff
Sommer acting as commissioner de-
cided that the late John w. Russell of
East Orange, who died two years ago,
left no legal heirs. BY this verdict the
estate of Russell. valued at about
100000, will escheat to the state I'm.
less adverse action Is taken by the sn
preme court. =
AT the time of his death Russell
who was past so years old, was pos
sessed of property In East Orange
valued at about $4,000, with addition
al property of equal value in New
York city and Canada. About three
months ago an alleged will appeared
and was offered for probate. In which
Mary c. Calvin, II former housckeepel
Of Russell. was made the sole legatee
The genu,neness OF this will was dis
puted, and Matthew J. Ready, a New
ark lawyer. is under Indictment ant
awaiting trial FOR forgery. 1t being al
legged that he drafted the document.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-12
MOVING AND rzANsrHl.
Languages Studied b. Japanese.

A letter from Japan published In.
Berlin. says thar the udy of the
German language in Japan has fallen
off IN the last few years At the
close of the school term Of 1900 III
Toxic the department OF examinations
reported that the following langiiages
had been studied in the schools: Eng.
l!sh. Chinese. German and Russ ian.
French, Korean and Spanish were
neglected. In 1904 the number of stu
dents of Chinese Increased 100 per
cent. and the study of English fell
off. while there was marked In.
crease OF German students.
In 1907 statistics show THAI the Ger.
man language has lost in fayor and II
has gone back TO seventh place. Eng
iish has not retrogTadcd. and has
80 students IN the 'Anal' class to lS
who study German.
Young men who are being edu-
rated for business careers" says the
writer. do not study German. bat il
IS still popular for those who are
In the scientific circles
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-12
Some Zoo Psychology.

A little girl in q red hat approached
he tigers cage, and the old tiger,
with lorrid yell, made spring at
her. Her yell In retuNi was al.
most more fearful than the beasts.
Dash. It all" said Keeper John
Lover. I'VE ought to have rule pro.
hibiting red in. the carnivora house.
Red excites these animals some.
thing fierce. It's actually bad for
thcir health"
why does red excite them?"
Because It looks like flesh. 1t
looks like blood. A lion or tiger
sees a girl In red hat or red
blouse, and he gets the idea in his
noddle that chunk OF raw meat
Is being brought to him. He mistakes
the red fabric for horse steak. and
slavering and roaring, he makes !,
dash for it. And that is the psychol
ogy Of u carnivorous animals SO
called hatred--lts- really iove--fo,
red"
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-12
Goose ouards Princess.

Niddleboro. Mass.-The strangest
guardian known in this section Is
owned by Princess Teeweelema, one
of the three aged living descendants
of that Indian chieftain, King Philip,
who once ruled the southern MassA.
chusetts domain. These princesses
are passing their declining years at
Betty's neck. promontory in AS
sawampsett lake, the largest inland
water In Massachusetts,
Teeweelema, with her sisters
makes her home alone on the promon
tory, and their guardian Is a big goose
II has done service for l2 years now
and is as good as an alarm clock. Al
.the approach OF d paleface the goose
sets up long continued squawking
warning the Indians Of the strangers
approach.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-12

baskets. Two hundred and nifty will
be rfatsd II s1cf bsskets~r :'fm
baskets will be set in refrigerator
boxes. This will make the bees un'
derstand that winter hass coins. and
they will 10 imnedi&tely Into a state
Of Information.
rwo FIIipin0 students who have been
in this country sec,trlne points on all
vanced agriculture will take the bees
in custody. They will pick UP one
box at Cincinnati and another at
Manhattan, Kan.
The two students will SAN Noveni-
ber s from san Francisco IN a trans
4 port. II is predicted the bees win
become properly acclimatcd and that
their multiplication vim be rapid.
~ n has been the experience Of agri-
culturlsts here that American seeds
to the Philippine deterlorate much
more rapidly than In this climate
Large quantities have been sent
there for experimental purposes.
These include all species of farm aud
vegetable seed. II planted promptly
and given proper care good results
have followed.
Some complaint is made that the
Filipinos as rule are careless and
do not make any undue haste in plant
ing the seeds, and in many instances
they deterforate so that the expect
| Ell crop Is far from satisfactory.
A bureau Of agriculture was es
tabllshed in the Philippines in 1870:
and for the first year $4,000 package.
OF vegetable seeds were sent to thu
islands from the agricultural depart
ment. Experimental farms were
started in different portions Of thu
islands. Since that time efforts hav'
been scientifically made to ascertain
| just what varieties or American
seeds are suitable for planting in th'
Philippines. The results have no
yet been definitely determined b.
those in charge of this work.
The Marion daily mirror. (Marion, Ohio) 1892-1912, 1907-11-12
new HOMES X /,
EASY TERMS
CARPENTER & COMPANY,
Tor c0URSEl

Mound Streets rooms, closets,
porches, gas, well, cistern new,
$l,450
Mound Street rooms, porches
we'll, cistern, gas, new, $l,35O.
Henry Streets rooms, closets,
porches, we'll, cistern, new 81, $50
, Henry Street 6 rooms, closets,
porches, well, cistern, new. 1850
-avids Streets rooms, closets,
porches, we'll, cistern, gas, $I,55o
arge lot, $3.50.
Herr Streets rooms, closets9
we'll, cistern, new, 81, $50.
Boulevard Avenue rooms
closets, we'll, city water, cellar, pa
pered, $l,750. j
Indiana Avenue e rooms, eel.
r, gas. well, cistern. new, 81 500
Phone 1902 1,
Office llOH South Main St.