The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-08-23
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BY PHIL. "a. ARMSTRONG

The California scientist who says that peanuts are more nourishing than steak, we bet would kick like steer some cold morning with a bag of them substituted for a savory, smoking dish of friend Porterhonse with onions. The saloon keepers of Macon, Ga, are allowed to keep open an hour later than the regular closing hour to get rid of their stock by January l. Princess Ferdinand of Bavaria has wearing of shorter skirts for women. Well, it won't require so much goods. and may mean saving on hubbys pocketbook,
 The Candid Man.
 Can you support my daughter in the style to which she has been accus- No sir. If she gets me, she'll have to cut out some of the style. !" My boy. take her--you have level head"
 Between one man starting to the North Pole in an air ship and another tomobile, science seems determined to assert itself.
 The Lemon Sisters.
 belL--EOW LHdL l. acC6DLeQ JdCh IuSI night I think he will give up drink Nell-Funny--I saw him hurry into a saloon this morning.
 On the Misty Hiu of Dreams. Far off somewhere in the hazy blue Between the earth and sky, Where the River of Hope is flowing
 through
 The misty dream-hills lie. Frnr1 aarliaaf infancy fnrn The trend of our brightest themes Toward the far-of goal for which we The misty Hill of Dreams. Oh the Hill of Dreams. sometimes it The dreams almost come trns- But they slip and slide and fade and From the grasp of me or you. And no matter how low in the human
 scale man may feel he deems It part of a hope that may avail To look at the Hill of Dreams. Oh. the Hill of Dreams looms uo 50 And the ways so steep and long. The awakening seems to cause a sigh And stihe the happy song. But We all are glad to look afar Where the air-castle turret gleams
 
 On the Misty Hill of Dreams.
 Preferable.
 We have hot waves in Texas in
 The good old summer times We prefer the Texas hot wavo to
 The New York wave of crime.
 Houston Post. Go way--dont talk to me of waves
 We've something far more rare, Down here a fellow sits and raves
 Of the waves in his girls hair. A Pennsylvania man has just had pretty young widow arrested and fined 8 for embracing him on street car. This fellow is either lunatic or grand stand pessimist.
 "Ail burglars drink" says The La- dies Home Journal. If this is from one of Eddie Bok's editorials. what a pity that 1t is wasted. and now sad to think that burglars take everything but The Journal.
 Up East a romantic young woman IS, attracting considerable attention by giving what she calls soul kisses" at $30 each. We are afraid she will not as the old fashioned free-gratis-for nothing" kiss from rosebud lips in the date.
 will the editor of The Houston Post please invite the editors of The Rich mond Times -Disepatch and The Wash ington Herald out to dinner and settle this long controversy as to the rela- tive merits of their native eatables?
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 While William Manning was lower ing the gates as an express train was passing Spring City, Pa.. he was par alyzed and fell within a few feet Of the train-News item.
 The train must have been 0n time.
 
 Now that MT. Taft has begun on his Journey to girdle the world. 1t is noI too early to express the hope that the world will reciprocate and see if it can lgirdle MT Tait.-Houston Post Mir. Taft has a big waist-line-- kh if /