The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-05-02
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What prod hsss sc thai ihe biili'
10 . issihtui hoax. Little gifi' Nsmmi
ays . nasi b. irus booAass i 1ays "a
ons place thai All men are Lars,
--Te1her~li int alwsys safe II
ss4rs by sypc&s&sees. you know
Small Boy icon - ds.tceijYe -- Ne
msam. "a sys 10 boier 10 ladg'
p~Sgis by their GisaVpcsrNnes
Little nHrgie lived ia suasll 'pvF
where an electric light plaza, hsd gua
beeD iustalled, oae faeoaiigbi nighi
abe said. Mamma, doesai sic8 knov
we've goi 'iocisSe hghis' Certainly
dear, replied her mother. he knows
Everything. Then Why dou'i BE- tsk,
10 his ncon'
n suppose. rctaaEei the PARTY IN
The Green Dragon A. be leaned bic Fl.
bow On The cosinier, - suppose you
never beard ibe si0ry Of The mAa whose
slie knitted him . red wAisscosii Oh.
yes. heard Il long ago. said The other.
Well. did yoa ever hear The one 81 The
bear and The motor cosi' RAiher'
HIM, be said. 'TAin'i much use Try
ing 70 tell you anything new. Well,
said The other, 'tain'i much use trying
W tell anything old.
--superintcnden, John flinn of the
Indian schools ~ Chamberlain, \. d.,
oct oui on lo-mile tramp with hardy
little redskis named Black Eagle. The
lisils fellow held out nobly, bat during
The lAst two or three miles began 10
show signs Of fatigue. Tired' asked
The superintendent No, answered the
little Indian bravely, but I'd like 10
take on my legs and carry them awhile.
-Philan,bropic Old Gentleman No
wonder you cry. poor little man! This
bitter cold day. and no oycrcoatl Dear.
dear must see II cant The Lit.
Tie Msn-Uoo- WOO WOO WOO, kA.
Tres goin' down 4 de dago's 4 git a
strawberry ice cream soda, an sh.shc
ssys she won't give me none--ooo-ool
The baronet strobe up 10 the hos.
6lry in high dsdain. What wishest
thou Of us this day they asked him.
What do ! wish this day. he repeated.
Why, a knights lodging.
Mother TO future son.in. law Il
may tell you that, though my daughter
Is well educated, she cannot cook. Flu.
tnrc son.in.law-That doesn't matter
much, so long as she doesn't try.
His wife-They say that the family
next door have skeleton in their
closet. Her Husband Well, that is
better than letting il run around loose.
Father says will you please lend
him your nntomobile' Not today, my
son. Tell him I've few enemies of
my own who are coming to visit me.
--ls your invention completed Not
quite, answered the genius. I've got
W invent some way or getting people
W subscribe for stock in It.
-Gerald-ld like to be your fathers
son-lnlaw. Goraldine--I don't know
how Il can be arranged. haven't any
sister.
so. said the poets friend. the ed
l.or didn'i like your Ripping Brook
No, replied the young poet, he dam
med 1t.
-Hewitt-Gruet can be more kinds |
OF fool than any other man | ever
met. Jeweit Yes. He's sort Of fool
package in assorted sizes.
Sue, said the Billvillc lover, will
you fly with met You bet will. she
replied, when you git able TO afford AN
air shipl
80 Lawson lis he richi DAWSON
fAbulously. Why. he stayed three
days once at Florida hotel.
One day his mother asked Law.
renee TO 20 mp stairs and fetch the ba.
by's bottle. He nj once demurred, but
his mother ordered him to comply with
out further parley. He reappeared
about five minutes later with the bot
lie wrapped in towel, holding it at
arms length, with his face averted.
When asked why be carried the bottle
To this manner, he replied promised
God once thai | would never touch
bsby's bottle, and am going 10 keep
my word.
-Chsrley, dear, said young Mrs.
Torkins, why do they call racing cal.
dope' ! thought that was !
slang name for drug. You're quite
night, was tho answer. They call it
hal because all il generally gets you
= pleasant dream and rude awak-
rning.
DE sayin' is, said Brother Williams.
lie po' you has wid you always, but
'ouse rent falls due icrmorrer, en- ef ;
10 wagon gifts here in time here. one
y de po' dat dey won't have wild um
NO minutes after midnight
--Sapleieh- WEAKLY, Miss Cutting. |
iawnced 10 stwenuonsly in that last
falir that me head feels light, doncher '
Inou. Mi. cutiing-Indeed, sup.
'osed Mai sensation was 80 common
nth you that you had ceased 10 notice
The Msjor-The fair name Of our
nate will be bopelessly stained. Here's
N account Of another hanging by
hcrih' The Colonel--well, what can
'oa expect, subj The last man wasn't
ynched all three days afiah the crime.
I've go, large stock on hand, said a