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The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
CHURCH GETS BIG VERDICT.
Missionary Must Pay $3.50, 900 to So
cIetv which Sent Him Out.

Abilene. Kans., Feb. Judgment
for $500. 900 against Peter Anderson,
once a farmer boy Of this county. who,
fifteen years age, went to the Klondike
as a missionary and came back worth
half a million dollars. was entered In
the district court here in favor Of the
Swedish Mission Society.
Anderson was sent TO the KlOndike
by the society. and ir the gold rush
left the mission work and went TO min
ing. His first years profits were more
than sI0e, 000 Anderson IS living IN
Chicago. and has a large income from
his mines
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
MANY CANDIDATES IN FIELD.
Nominations for Virginia LeEisIa-
ture Soon TO BE Made.

Special 20 The Washington Herald
Richmond. Va. Feb "A large num-
Der Of candidates are in the field for
houors in the fight for the State Iegis-
lature. which viii begin soon. There
are two seats In the senate and FIVE in
the lower house which are TO be filled.
and the probable candidates number
fully a dozen without counting the in
cumbents who seek to run for re-eleC-
tiOH. Among those who are suggested
as possibilities are Senator A. c. Har-
man. j. s. Reynolds, Hon. 5. L. Kelly,
and r. n Pollard.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
HEARING OPENS TOMORROW.
state Librarian VIII Answer Charges
Concerning Price OF Books.

SU0cilI % TIE washington HcTaId.
Richmond, Va, Feb 3.-Great interest
attaches 20 the meeting -of the special
legislative committee investigating the
price of school books. which is to be held
in this city Tuesday, as State Librarian
J. +. Kennedy is to appear before that
body 10 answer the charge that he has
been paying eXorbitant prices for the
books purchased by him for the State.
Kennedy has already had one hearing
before the committee, but it was an ex-
ceedingly brief one, and developed moth
ing definite
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Memorial win BE Started.

At the conclusion Of the services to-
night at the Methodist Episcopal Church
South Rev. Charles d. Bulla, pastor,
announced to his congregation that the
plans for the proposed Young Peoples
building. TO be known as The George
r. Hill Memorial. which viii be erected
directly south of the church. have been
completed, and that work viii be com
menced in the early spring. over $1,000
has already been subscribed
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Little Rain at LvpcbbUrr

Special to The Washington Herald
Lynchburg, Va, Feb. 3.-Since the first
Of the year only 80 Of an inch of precipi-
tation has fallen here. The past month
was the dryest January here since the
establishment of the record of the
Weather Bureau in 1872. only IS OF an
inch falling
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
DIES OF CRUSHED SKULL.
Negress Iasses Away After Weeks
of Inconsistencies.

Special 10 The Washington Herald
Winchester. Va. Feb. Aunt
Sophie Laper, the old Virginia negress
who was found unconscious and bleed
ing from injuries inflicted on her head
by an AK in her home at Stephens city,
this county December Z, died to-day.
An inquest held by Coroner Locke
resulted in a verdict being rendered to
the effect that she died from injuries
inflicted by an unknown person, but
her nephew. John Curry. who has been
in Jail here since the assault. is sus-
pected Of tho crime She never re-
gained consciousness.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Cumberland, Nd, Feb. 3.-Myrtle Smith,
daughter of William X. Smith, of Bond,
Nd, died yesterday, and the remains
were brought here to-day for interment.
Last week the mother died and was
buried in Greenmount Cemetery, this
city. Two other children are critically
i'll with diphtheria, the disease that car
ried off mother and daughter.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
DESERTS HIS BRIDE-TO-BE.
Norfolk Engineer Disappears Day
Of Wedding.

Special 10 The Washington Herald
Norfolk, Va. Feb. 3.-Leaving a pretty,
blue-eyed, heartbrokcn girl whom he had
promised 10 make his bride Saturday aft
ernoon, Charles Z Flaherty a mechani-
cal engineer. formerly employed IN the
Norfolk Navy Yard. disappeared from
his home yesterday mOrnin@
The young woman is Miss Mamie Fer
ris, the daughter Of James Ferris. a for
meT street railway superintendent s..
MaTys Catholic Church had been deco
rated for the wedding. and presents had
been received, but no wedding bells rang.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Mrs. Jane VI. Coan Passes Away.

oIt'laI % INC washington HtTaIu-
Laurel, Nd, Feb. 5.-Mrs. Jane y.
Coan died to-day at the residence of
She was eighty-four years old. and the
widow of W. l. Coan. formerly of
Chelsea. Mass. and had been associated
with Mr.. Coan in his work for the
American Missionary Society in the
South during and after the war She
was a member Of the Lutheran Church.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Hugh lIcCurker nend.
.cial to The Washington Herald.

SPECIAL 70 The Washington Herald.
Annapolis, Md. Feb. 3.-Hugh Nc
Cusker, of Annapolis, who for many
years had been employed at the Naval
Academy, died at the Maryland General
Hospital. Baltimore. yesterday after an
operation He was seventy years old.
Three grown children survive. among
them Mrs. John F. Quinn, of Wash
iLgtOn.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
WOMAN ATTACKED ON STREET
Police Arrest Man, Who COnfeSses.
Victims Jaw Broken.


MOntclair. y J., Feb 3.-Miss Jean
nette Andrews, a refined young woman,
of % Wildwood Terrace, Upper Mont
clair, was attacked while on her way
home late last night. a struggle ensued.
and the young wOmdn's screams so
alarmed the ruffian that he fed. Miss
Andrews jaw was dislocated in the strug-
gle
The police this morning arrested Fred
erick Winter. He confessed that he had
a tussle with young woman on Watch
ing avenue last night. but said that ne
mistoOk her for one of his acquaintance.
He is held without bail
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Do Organize nrotherhood.

AS previously stated In The Washing
ton Herald, meeting viii be held at
o'clock tomorrow night at the Second
Presbyterian Church for the purpose Of
effecting a permanent organization Of the
Presbyterian brotherhood. The president
of the Richmond brotherhood is expected
TO be present and deliver an address
During the evening a musical programme
viii be rendered. All men are invited
TO be present.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Doing business on business Basis.

The Washington Herald offers no
prizes. gives no rebates. sells no
books. engages in no bOycOtts or
hold-ups, but gives its whole efforts
to the printing Of a wide-awake
and clean newspaper. 1t gives the
advertiser results because it has
the circulation.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

The stage Of the Mississippi River at Memphis
SUNDAY night was 503 feet and the riFcr was sta
tiouary Stages at a. m. Sunday az places below
Memphis were as follows: Helena, i9S feet rise Of
3 foot: Grccuville S. a rise Of o. foot. Nicks-
burg as a rise Of 03 foot, Natchez. s66. a nse
Of o. foot and New Orleans is. rise OF o. foot
IN = hours
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Mrs. Dinah c. Brown Dead.

Special to The Washington Herald
Fredericksburg. Va. Feb. S.-Mrs
Dinah c. Brown, widow of John D
Brown, died yesterday at the home OF
F. s. Brown, near Lance, Stafford
County, aged seyenty-four years.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Richmond Fire Chief Dead.

| oIIClaI % Inc washington HeTdIu.
Richmond, Va, Feb. 3.-After an illness
extending over more than a year. Chief
w. G. Fuller. OF the Richmond fire de
partment. died at his home in this city
to-day in the sixty-second year Of his
age. He was a veteran of the civil war.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

B0yds Nd. Feb. 3-The post-office at
Clarksburg, Montgomery County, four
miles from Boyds. from which depot it is
supplied. has been ordered closed by the
Post-office Department to take effect
March 1. that little town TO be now fur
nished with rural free delivery service.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Holmes slime Dead at Winchester.

SPECIAL 20 The Washington herald
Winchester, Va Feb. 3.-Holmes
Slime. son of the late Isaac Slime, owner
of the historic civil war Fort Collier
farm near Winchester, died last night
n the home of his sister Mrs. Thomas
Baker. in Frederick County. after n
lingering illness of consumption. aged
about thirty-two years. He leaves his
wife, who was Miss Lille Sibert, Of
Winchester, and one son, James Slime.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Local Temnerntures.

Midnight 81 ? a. IN. s.; I a. "a. 20 am. IS
a. M. Is, 10 =. M, So y noon, 80; D. m, % I
T. M, 80; p. m, D. p. m, %; 10 T. m, . maxi
num- a. minimum. g Relative humidty-S q. II .
81, D. m. -; p m. s. Rainfall. Og3.
Temperature same date last ycar-AIaxmum. p;
minimum. 10.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
w. G. LoughIIn Dies Of Consumption

SPECIAL 10 The Washington Herald.
fredericksburg, Va, Feb. william
G. Loughlin, son of Col w. l. Lough-
lin. proprietor of the Exchange Hotel.
died to-day at his home in this city Of
consumption, aged thirty-three years.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
KINGSTON TO ASK FOR LOAN.
Needs S5.0OO,OOO for Rebuilding of
City Destroyed by Quake.

Kingston. Jamaica. Feb. 3.-The com
mittee dealing with the scheme for re-
building the city decided yesterday to
ask the imperial government 10 grant q
loan of 10000 at low rate Of interest,
repayable in twenty years. and also for
a grant to aid in rebuilding.
Archbishop NuttaI viii leave for Eng
land in a few days to see Prime Minister
Sir Henry Campbell with the
view TO obtaining the loan and grant.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
RESORTS.

THE ATLANTIC CITY OFFICE OF THE
WASHINGTON HERALD Is LOCATED - THE
BARTLETT BUILDING. COR. or ATLANTIC
AND NORTH CAROLINA AYES. WHERE AD-
YEKTISEalENT5 CAN BIZ INSERTED Ar REG
ULAR OFFICE RATES. II. 5. WALLACE, sPE-
CiAL REPRESENTATIVE
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
EXCURSIONS.
J Orfolk & Washington
Steamboat Company
Trolley 70 kensIngton

arI Farss. the DO. Chevy
Et-ry visitor 90 Washington
suburbs. Cars eFa-T u mIu-
A. ssa. Round Tap -llse-s,
j. ave. most.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Mother and Daughter Die.

Miss Julia Domaine has as her CUES
Miss Addle Wheele, of Wellington. Va.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

Via Rock Greek Bridges
Chase Circle and Lake.
should sce these beautiful
utes from 18th st. aud \.
sc. A. russell s, AZ y.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
Temperatures i'm Other cities.

Temperatures IN other cities. together with the
amount Of rainfall. for the twelve hours ended al
.. ID. yesterday. arc follows:
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04

The Washington Herald has but
one name. 1t is The Washington
Herald every morning In the week,
Sunday included. Telephone, Main
$500
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
JUROR UNDER FIRE
IhaW Trial May Again Be De-
layed by Prosecution.
CHANGES EXPECTED TODAY

Jerome Sends Representative to
Pittsburg to Learn If Executors of
Fathers VIII Declared slayer of
Stanford white WAS Of sound Mind
when He Took Share of Estate.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
SPECIAL NOTICES,

Washington City, D. c.. Jan t. 1907.
OFFICE or THE WASHINGTON GAS
light COmpsuy.-NOtice of annual meet
ing OF stockholders. The annual meeting
OF the stockholders OF the Washington
GaSlight Company for the election Of
directors. and for such other business
as may properly come before said meet
ing VIII be held al the Office OF the COM
pany, 4l3 10th ST. NV. on MONDAY, Feb
rUaTy /, 1907, al l. o'clock III. The polls
viii be open from y o'clock noon 70 !
o'clock 2. n.
WILLIAM b. ORAIE. Secretary.
ja16-2Ot
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
FLYNN'S FACE FOUNDRY.

Studios l59l and $50 Pennsylvania avenue. Ping
PolEs. six post cards. and 0ns fine cabinet, 5oc.
The Washington herald., 1907-02-04
GO TO CALIFORNIA

Via WASHINGTON SUNSET ROUTE. Ezrar-
sion Sleeping cars Nuh1u. Change.
Personally conducted times weekly. Sc. Sd
Also high-c.ass STANDARD Equipment. Dining and
Observation Cars.
Al POsruN Gerg Art. 81 PaAars. nv.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27
THANKSGIVING PROGRAM
AT THE NEW MAJESTIC

The Majestic Theatre viii have a
big Thanksgiving Matinee tomorrow
afternoon. beginning at $3.50. at which
the following program will be given:
Honour is Satisfied, Rough on the
Fireman. The Little Merchant, An ley
Day. Fathers Picnic on the Sands,
The 1 Doctor and A Little Thor
oughb.ei.
The two following songs will also
be r qCared at this performance: My
MOT ,Tss Cradle Song and because
He owes His Mother" The manage
me asked the film house to send
them the very best pictures that they
possibly could for this Thanksgiving
program, and from what they have
sent it seems that they forwarded the
best.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27
Thanksgiving Dinner SOC at
The Gilkes0H,
Myrtle Clements Laid to Rest.

The funeral of the late Miss Myr-
tie Clements, daughter of Mrs. Aman-
da Clements, was held yesterday af-
ternoon at n o'clock from the home
of her grandfather, J. H. Clements.
at 504 North Delaware avenue. It was
a sad funeral, the deceased being a
high school girl of seventeen summers
who was taken away just as h was
about to finish school and enter upo
the more stern duties of life. At the
funeral were many young people, all
friends who shared the sorrow Of the
relatives. The pail bearers We're
scloolmates in the High School Rev.
J.. w. Smith conducted the service,
and interment was made in The South
Side cemetery.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27
THANKSGIVING DINNER

THANKSGIVING DINNER
GRAND CENTRAL HOTEL.
tsix to Eight O'Clock, p. MI
Blue Points on Half Shell.
SOUP
Clam BouilIon.
FISH
Baked Red Snapper. Tomato Sauce.
ROASTS
Prime Ribs OF Beef
with Mushrooms.
Roast Turkey with
Cranberry Sauce.
ENTREES
Jelly Roll.
VEGETABLES
Asparagus Tips on Toast.
French Peas.
Snowflake Potatoes
DESSERT
Apple Pie. Pumpkin Pie
Plum Pudding, Hard Sauce.
Assorted Fruits
Nuts and Raisins.
Coffee, Cheese.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

the water we drink, eat no raw food
of any kind vegetables included, boil
the milk and destroy all excretfons
from sick people. BY so doing the dis
ease would eventually be stamped
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

out, if no new cases were imported.
4 little care and intelligent work
would save many lives and and much
ilI-spent money. Stop and think what
it might mean to you. MEDICO.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

R. c. Barrier, Of Pueblo, KY, A.
Fairchild, of Monticello. Ky, j. S.
Hodge. of Hunter. Okla. and F. w
Goodwin and w. S. Woodwork. Of
Hinsdale, Ill. arrived last night for
a prospecting visit and are guests
at the Shelby hotel.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

The Roswell degree can hat did
the work at the Masonic Grand Lodge
at Carlsbad his fall had their pictures
taken in group by Photographer Hess
yesterday afternoon. The DIRK of this
was said by many old Masons to
be the best they ever Witnessed.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

Miss Dora Jones, who has been at
tending the Dallas Business College
for the past v months, returned
this morning, coming home by tne
way of Colorado City and being ac-
companied by her aunt, Mrs. Bud Wat
son, who will visit the family of her
brother, w. T. Jones.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

Mr. and Mrs. John E. Smith and son
returned to their home near Kenla
this morning. They have been here a
few days looking after business aft
airs.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

See those fine turkeys at the
Spring River Grocery. We will
sell them alive or dressed. We
have all the good things TO go
with them, Phone 220. st
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27
Prevention of Typhoid Fever.

While we are talking, AID waiting
for the foci of the infection to be
~eradicated, will suggest that we do
something personally, viz: Boil all
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

800 titles popular copyright $1.50
books, soc while they last, Also 100
titles latest fiction at list prices. See
our window or come inside.-Inger-
sol Book Store.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

John T.. Beal, who has been here
turned today t 0 his ranch 50 miles to
the south of Portales, in Chaves coun-
ty
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

See those fine Turkeys at the
Spring River Grocery. We will
sell them alive or dressed. We
have all the good things to go
with them. Phone 20. St
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

]. D. Bailey returned to Canyon CT
ty this morning. He has been here for
three DAYS looking after business af-
fairs.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27
Russell builds new wagons. 10

T. F. Cazier left on the automobile
today for Albuquerque, being. called
there to look into a big job of contract
dirt removal work.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

See those fine Turkeys at the
Spring River Grocery. We will
sell then alive or dressed. We
have all the good things TO go
with them. Phone 220. st
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

Special Matinee at New Majestic
THANKSGIVING at $3.50 p. m.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27
Thanksgiving Dinner SOC al
The GiIkeSOn.

Miss Gertrude Bynum returned to
Kenna this morning after spending
two days here shopping.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

Special Matinee at New Majestic
Thanksgiving at $3.50 p. NJ.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

Special Matinee at New Majestic
Thanksgiving at $3.50 p. m.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27
LOCAL NEWS 5

Harry Tinsiey and Lee Kimmons.
Kenaa, are in the city.
The Roswell daily record. [volume] (Roswell, N.M.) 1903-current, 1907-11-27

Look for Star Meat Market when
you want to order your meat. Jake
Pierce, Prop. 1871
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22
GASTON NEWS ITEMS.

CASTOR, Nov. 19--The farmers are
ABOUT through gathering crops and
are preparing to sow small grain. a
Some have sold their cotton while
otners are holding for higher prices.
lie school here is under the man.
agement of Miss saflie Kelley ofCon-
garee' who comss highly recon- usnd-
ed.
James Il Price has moved in town
and he aad famiiyloecapy tie Nc Neill
building. n e3'
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22

Tvs only the mud we throw that
soils our hands.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22
Pointed Paragraphs

tFrom the Chicago News.l 9
A woman Jdetests m In who fiatterss
aimostas much as one who doesn't.
Be not eversuspirious. but keen
your eye on the man who boasts of his
honesty. --'r
MOST or a mans friends are his
irierds because OF what they don't
know about him. va ~ a.
II is possible to draw man out and
make him Interesting :t,s differ
ent with a sermon.
A soft answer has turned MANY a
young mans thoughts toward the
furniture instalm ,nt houses. usl
Ihe man who seeks off ;e for she pub
Tic good is apt 70 consider himself the
entire public after he lands.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22
Reflections OF A Bachelor.
(From the New York .peasS

(trom the New York Press Sd
a girl Is silly to gigsle, but she's
sly not TO
No man likes to b. abu,ei ,r1sssx
It's because he is rich. rh
A hnancier means you don't have to
go to jail for how you got it.
1t may be wicked to tell a lie, but
us a sigh6 more wicked to tell chill
dFen The truth about their iairy
stories.
n woman goes to an auction TO
make sure If any Of her friends bur
anything there she will know what
they really paid for it.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22

An Old subscriber writes us to
Know what a married couple can live
cImiortabIy on" SAID the Stenog-
rapher. Tell her a thousand a year
more thaD they have" answered the
correspondence editor wisely.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22
L. B. OTIS HOUSE =. =. q {.
BURNED.

Mr. L. 81. OFT who lives near .satbs :,
church on Route No from Batesburr
vas awakened by smoke last Thurs
nay tNov l4l night at about 19 o clio OK
"elore assistance could be had the
mouse and all Of its contents were
burned. No lives were lost but as the
property was fully worth 5000 wifi,
only $4,000 insurance. Mr. OFT IS :
heavy looser. es q st0e5 : f1-L
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22

Father " How's this, HaroldP T
hear you have been as bad rs YOU
could be today. What have Won OCT
to say for yourself?"
Small Harold Please don't believ.
all you hear, pap. i could have been
a whole lot sworse.'
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22
Oat OF The Mouths OF Babss.

Lacy Visitor tchuckling small boy
uAlerthe chip)-'Good morning, El
mer. Have you-'' S
Little Elmer tinterrupting)- NO
maan;l / amt used nobody's soap,
See?'
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22

There are in tbe Philadelphia Mint
ready for delivery, 900, 900 one cen.
pieces aud 1000 900 nickels. -
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22
LAUGHS
SONE FUNNY JOKES TO PASS
AWAY THE TIME
Mary James Reason.

Mary James Reason.
one Monday morning sometime age
Two colored women happened to be
sitti next each other in a l. street
/; car, when one Of them turned in sur.
plise and, looking her companion up
and down, said:
Law. May Jane, is dat you? What
in the name er gracious is you all
dressed up so fine fur dis soon in ee
mornin'?"
"ls gwine ter cot" she proud,
| replied.
"G"ine Ter cot? Is you been en- got
inter Il tight?'
No indeed. l don't neber git In
no 'sputes en- quar'ls."
Den is you been Goth takin' any.
thing?'
Me GOTH takin' anYthin'! No, in
deeo. don't nebber lay my hans on
nothln' don't b'long ter me-"
Den what you gwipe ter cot fer?r
rs gwinc ter git divo'ce fun jim
'Gh divo'ce from jim! Why what
IS Jim, done? Is he beat you?"
Jim beat mel No, indeed. Dat he
ain,t. Jim amt neber spuck cross
werd Ter me in his wnoie life"
Den don't he Spot You?"
Jim s'po'G me, ieckon Jim do
lie comes home the minute he cits
his waginS en- lays 'em all ret i'm nv
lap. Spot mel Why, Liza, Jim
would tex his Shirt off'n his blck ter
gib ter me-"
"Den in de name er goodness. Nav
Jane, what is you gwine git diyo'ce
fun i'm rer?"
well Liza, tell yJl de trufe-
l jeS' natcherlv los my tas'e Ter Jim -
Old Lawyvr-YeS, sir: I'm in favor
OF warren Jurors. If we had women
TO fix up the verdicts there would b G
no more diSagreemeEtS or deadlocks.
Young AttorneY-IIow do you tig-
ure that out?
Old Llwyer-Ail that would be
necessary 10 get a quick verd ict
would be TO send a newspaper t, the
jury room containing bargain advel
tisement good for that day only
An old subscriber writes us to
know what married couple can live
miortabIy on" SAID the Stenog-
rapher Tell her thousand a year
more thaD they have" answered the
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22

The trouble with the average bread
winner is that he wants cake.
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22

Little Gerald had just been placed
III me cha'r OF bald headed barber
Wei, my little man." said tile bar
cut?" :"
we'll" replied Gerald, ''you may
cut IL like yoars IL that's the STYLE
The Batesburg advocate. [volume] (Batesburg, S.C.) 1901-1911, 1907-11-22

The cost Of experience is generally
money we'll invested. s