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The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
What Would
You Do

If three good physicians
should pronounce your
case hopeless. If they
should decide that you
could not live longer than
six weeks. And if you
should get well, after US
ing only 1920 worth of
DR.. Miles Heart Cure and
Nervine, what would you
advise a friend in like con-
dition to doq
II have to thank you for saving
my wife's life two years ago. We had
continued with the doctor until tho
third doctor. like the two previous
ones, said that nothing could be done
for her: that she had better be taken
home from the hospital to quietly wait
her time, which would not be over 6
weeks at the most. brought her
home. and then l thought probably
Or. Miles Heart Cure and Nervine
might help her so l got ootte or
each and some Nerve ana Liver ms
and commenced TO give them TO her;
We soon seen an Improvement, and
encouraged by this we continued CIV
ing the medicine We gave her eleven
bottles in all of the medicine. She
takes it occasionally now II she feeiS
the need / am III the ministry, and
have been for "A years"
REV. p. MII1IGAN,
Genda Springs. Kans-
DR.. Miles Heart Cure Is sold by
your druggist. who Will guarantee that
the first bottle will benefit. If II falls
he will refund your money.
Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
ST. JOHNS NEWS

Adam Gard spent Monday in Chicago.
DR.. and Mrs. Fetridge We're Dyer
visitors yesterday.
Jos. Gettler from Dyer transacted
business in our town Monday.
The Rev. H. NJ Plaster of Hammond
visited with the Rev. A. NJ Buchhirt
yesterday.
Miss Matilda Seminal returned yester-
day after a several days stay with rel
atives in Chicago.
Miss Clara Schroeder of Hammond is
the guest of her grandmother. Mrs.
Mary Mayer, here.
William Liesenfelt returned from
Harlem, ILL.,, Monday morning, where
he attended the funeral of his cousin.
Ed Thielen had a valuable horse die
Monday. While blowing, the horse ac-
cidentally stepped into a coulter of the
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
DYER NEWS

Peter Cope. painter of Scherervine.
was in town yesterday.
Mat Wachter and son, Frank. of St
John, We're Dyer visitors yesterday
J. Stephens and wife of Scherervine
were Dyer business visitors yesterday.
John, the six-year-old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. E. Schaefer. is quite low with
bronchitis.
A postoffice inspector was here yes
terday in the interests of the post
Office department.
Mr.. Cain, representing the Bohrer
Brewing company of Lafayette, trans
acted business in town yesterday
H. Rinkenberger received the stone
for the basement of a new brick build
ing which he is going to build this
summer.
Miss Lena Kuel. who spent the past
week with her sister. Mrs. Theo Wam-
mer, here, left for her home in Chicago
Sunday evening
Mrs. Peter Keiin and mother, Mrs.
Jacob Herman, spent yesterday in
Chicago Heights with Mr.. and Mrs. AL
bert Hermann.
L. Keilman, after building a new
! fence in front of the building occu-
pied by William GettIer. has hauled
gravel for a sidewalk
|
Mr.. and Mrs. F. G. Scheidt and Mr.
and Mrs. P. Ehrsam jr., were in Stras-
| burg yesterday evening to celebrate
the birthday of B. Schiedt, who resides
there. A good time was had by all.
VIM. Bailey, who had the misfortune
to have a COW step on his ankle which
laid him up for several days, is able
to be about again with the help of 6
cane.
Several mail boxes on the rural route
| were meddled with Saturday. TIL,
signals were torn off of at least five o.
| them. If the perpetrators would, a
the time of the deed, only reflect how
Uncle Sam deals with such parties foI
such offence, they would surely keel
| their hands off.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
Goinu the Rounds.

Borrowby-"Lat's see-do l owe YOU
lnything?" Morrowby-"Not a cent,
my boy. Going round paying your lit
tie debts?" Borrowby-"No, I was go
ing round seeing if 1 had overlooked
anybody. Lend me five till Saturday.
will vou?"-Lippincott'
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr. Wilinack is suffering with very
painful boil.
Mrs. Richards and her two sons, went
to the North Side Sunday
Mrs. H. Carroll Spent Sunday with
friends on the West Side.
Mrs. Nolan visited Miss Schmidt Of
Fulton street Sunday evening.
Miss Mary Abrisc will entertain a
number of her Pullman friends next
Sunday evening.
The Pullman bank is very crowded
at present. owing to the fact that all
Pullman is for sale.
Mr. Collins and Mr.. Walker, residents
of Pullman, have bought the houses in
which they are at present residing
Miss Bertha Meier OF $40 stephen
son street was agreeably surprised by
a few members of the Independent Or
der of Lemon Camp %, Saturday even
ing After dainty luncheon was
served, the guests departed all fully
satisfied that the I. o. L. G. % knew
what they were about
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
LOWELL NEWS

Rev. Knapp, the new Presbyterian
minister, preached his first sermon here
last Sunday.
George Vanalstine, postmaster at
Monticello, has been visiting friends
in and around Lowell
Justice and Mrs. Martin Sanders
have returned from visit to their son,
Nat and family, at Monon.
DR.. and Mrs. Claude BrowneIl have
returned to their home at Sandwich,
ILL.,, after a pleasant visit here with
his parents and relatives.
w. B. Conkey and family Of Ham
mond. while enroute to Lowell in his
automobile Sunday frightened a team,
upsetting the occupants and doing con-
siderable damage.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

company works is getting along nicely
at the South Chicago hospital
Miss Catherine Kerr of East Chicago
visited with relatives here Saturday.
Mrs Nelson of Calumet Heights visit
ed relatives in South Deering Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. s. Edman and Miss
Gertrude Barber attended a play in
Chicago last night.
John swartzell of 1O624 Terrence
avenue is recovering from slight at
tack of pneumonia.
Miss Violet Edman of the East Side
visited Saturday and Sunday with rela-
tives in South Deering.
Mrs. James Of One Hundred and
Ninth street and Hoxie avenue is re-
ported to be on the sick list.
This week is spring cleaning at the
Marsh school. Mr. Veto will have the
building thoroughly renovated when
the pupils return next Monday morn
ing.
Mr.. Peterson, who bought the gro
Gerry business of Mrs. Kimbal a few
months ago moved his stock to South
Chicago Saturday and will discontinue
the business here.
Mr. and Mrs. Martin Weller of One
Hundred and First street visited Sun
day with the latter's mother. Mrs. Ko-
minski of One Hundred and Eleventh
street and Lake Calumet.
Dr. c. w Lane of this place has
opened an up to date office in the new
Lincoln building in South Chicago. The
doctor will have regular Office hours
there but will still remain in South
Deering and attend to his practice
here.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
RENSSELAER, NEWS

MRS w. +. Smith went to Chicago
this morning for several davs' visit
with friends
Ihere seems to be quite an epidemic
OF mumps In the schools here and
many cases of absence are renorted
Yesterdays and last nights heavy
rain will stop work on the stone crush
er and stone road work for about a
week.
James Overton went TO Hammond
yesterday to visit his son. From Ham
mond he will go to Aurora, Ill. TO visit
another son.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
Queer African Animal.

Among the many curious and IN
usual animals which have been found
by Sir Harry Johnston, the African
explorer. in the Uganda ProteCtorate,
is the whale-headed stork.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
Human Responsibility.

No human being can come into this
world without increasing or diminish
ing the sum total of human happiness,
not only of the present, but of every
subsequent age of humanity.-Elihu
Burritt.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
Charity That Is Real.

The ideal method of distributing
charities is for the giver to grant the
money during his lifetime. That is
the truest and best charity.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
Don't Talk Too Much.

Don't be too ready with advice. If
your opinion is really needed, it is sure
to be asked for. People who force adj
vice upon one have not sufficient tact
to be best" friends.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Your friends all read THE TIMES,
just nsIk them to continue reading tt
and II VIII boost you for the James,
town trip
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

In spite of the disagreeahle weather,
many st. John people went 10 Crown
Point yesterday to attend the funeral
OF the late Mrs. Adam Gerlach.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew Hammer re-
turned from Whiting Monday morning
after several days visit with Mrs.
Andrew Hammer in Whiting.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. John Miller ST.. Mrs. Barbara
Scher' Mrs. John Miller jr., and Miss
Mary Jourdain. We're in Crown Point
yesterday where they attended the fu-
neral OF the late Mrs. Adam Gerlach.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. Roberts and daughter of Stewart
avenue will spend the summer in South
Dakota.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. Wood of Union avenue visited
relatives in the city over Sunday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs ". p. Flory of Union avenue.
spent Sunday in Roseland.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

for the Odd Fellows and Rebeccas
Sunday morning.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr. and Mrs. Minas and Mr.. and
Mrs. Laws of Crown Point visited
friends and relatives here over Sun
day.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Walter White of Lowell Ind. IS here
visiting his brother, A. IL White.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
WEST PULLMAN

Mr. Richards of Lowe avenue is very
sick with pneumonia.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

number Of ladies were entertained
by Mrs. Austin Of Stewart avenue, Fri
day evening.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr. williams and family of Stewart
avenue have moved to LAGRANGE.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Misses Title Dias and Ethel Kirby
attended the matinee at the Calumet
theater Sunday afternoon.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr.. and Mrs. Paul Of Parnell avenue
celebrated their 25th wedding ami
versary Saturday night Many beauti-
full presents were received.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr.. and Mrs. c. Coleman visited
friends in Burnside Sunday afternoon.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

At the ice cream eating contest held
Saturday evening under the auspices
of the culture club, James Connery won
the prize-a handsome manicuring set
His opponent, Clyde Swartzell, was a
5 to favorite in the betting, but the
wise ones" got their money down on
Connery, as a rumor had been circu-
lated to the effect that in a trial Fri
day morning before a large number of
his admirers, he had stored away so
much of the frozen sweet that the on
lockers gasped for breath and could
hardly believe their eyes. His support
ers felt confident that if he could dupli-
cate the feat Saturday evening he
would be returned an easy winner. 1t
Is needless to say that he lived up to
their expectations and defeated his
competitor with the utmost ease. I'M
mediately afterwards. he declared HIM
self willing to continue the contest by
letting any man in the house begin
where Swartzell left off, but any one
who saw the ease with which the lat
ter was disposed of knew that 1t would
be useless for any man to take up the
offer. The contest didn't start until
9:17 owing to the fact that James
Quinn. who was billed to appear with
Gus Miskie in a song and dance prior
to the match. violated one of the most
important rules Of the Culture club,
that of not taking proper care of the
eyebrows, eyelashes, cheekbones and
teeth. After much wrangling the club
officials relented and allowed Mr.. Quinn
to go on with his act. he promising
them that hereafter as long as he was
a member Of the club he would never
again be found guilty Of such gross
negligence.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. Deegan and Mrs. Leahey spent
Sunday evening with Mrs. Murphy.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

company works is getting along nicely
at the South Chicago hospital
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

riding pillow. with its hind foot and
bled to death before a doctor could ar
rive.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Peter Cope. painter of Schererville.
was in town yesterday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Dennie Hogan has been on the sick
last for the past week.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mat Wachter and son. Frank, of St.
John, We're Dyer visitors yesterday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

A sacred concert was given Sunday
evening in the Methodist church under
the direction of Mrs. Startling. Or. TIL
roe was the speaker of the evening.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. Nelson of Calumet Heights visit
ed relatives in South Deering Monday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Miss Catherine Kerr of East Chicago
visited with relatives here Saturday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

John, the six-year-old son of Mr.. and
Mrs. G. E. Schaefer, is quite low with
bronchitis.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr. and Mrs. E. s. Edman and Miss
Gertrude Barber attended a play in
Chicago last night.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

J. Stephens and wife of Schererville
were Dyer business visitors yesterday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Miss Mary Abrisc will entertain
number of her Pullman friends next
Sunday evening.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

A postoffice inspector was here yes
terday in the interests of the post
Office department.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. Nolan visited Miss Schmidt Of
Fulton street Sunday evening.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

The Pullman bank is very crowded
at present, owing to the fact that all
Pullman is for sale
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

John swartzen of 1O624 Torrenc'
avenue is recovering from a slight at
tack of pneumonia.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr. Collins and Mr.. Walker, residents
of Pullman, have bought the houses in
which they are at present residing.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

I. n. Kimerer. of Mattson, Miss. is
visiting frinds in the city.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Miss Violet Edman Of the East SID
visited Saturday and Sunday with rel;
tives in South Deering.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. II. Carroll Spent Sunday wit
friends on the West Side.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. Ounce made a business trip to
Hyde Park Monday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mrs. Richards and her two sons, wen
to the North Side Sunday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr.. Cain, representing the Bohrer
Brewing company of Lafayette, trans
acted business in town yesterday
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

Mr. Wilinack is suffering with very
painful boil.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30
STONY ISLAND NEWS

A1St" A4'III0 - UII VIIV SUN II9V.
Mrs. Johnson called on Mrs. Jochi
Monday.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1907-04-30

St. John. We're the guests or friends
here Sunday.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06

IN exciting form of winter sport In
(Which Canadian boys excel is barrel
uciDg 3n the ice. Ordinary barrels.
with lhcir heads removed. are placed
q regular intervals along the race
onrse or about a quarter of Il mile.
her 1t Il given signal all the boys
aa6ate or the first barrel. Many reach
Gogethor. and rs each skater must
lawi through all the barrels in or
sir TO win it is to be imagined that
f'-,re. is quite n scramble for first turn.
omc+imcs q barrel wheels completely
around while the boy is working his
way through ii, and when he comes
ar1c he is so confused that he skates
IN in the wrong direction. Usually
nc laugh OF the spectators makes him
-ralize his blunder, and he quickly
-lrns about and tries to make up for
lSt .ilne. It is quite an exciting sport
enc an interesting one also for the
SPECTATOR as the boys and barrels bob
.x9out in the most amusing fashion,
& sT1tlmS
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
Mistakes In War.

In the Bull Run defeat Mcdowell
laid the blame on Patterson. In the
battles around Richmond Lees plans
failed on account of Huger's lethargy.
At Pittsburg Landing Grant would
have been successful but for Wallace.
At Gettysburg Lees hands were tied
by the dilatoriness of Stuart. And so
on from the foundation Of the world
to the present time. 1t has been said
by writer's on the art of war that every
battle is series of mistakes. These
mistakes are made on both sides and
are the cause of victory as we'll as de-
feat. 1t is almost amusing to think of
the numberless good and sufficient rea-
sons that Shafter could have given If
he had been defeated In Cuba. II ia
pan had been worsted in the Russo
Japanese war, one result would have
been that Oyama would have writ
ten the book of lamentations and ex-
cuses instead of Kuropatkin.-ChicagO
Chronicle
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
An Old Time Playful Prisoner.

Over century ago there occurred in
London what the Annual Register call
ed "a most unparalleled atrocity." 1t
was only the theft of a pocket hand
kerchief from pocket, but the circum-
stances Of the deed explain the vehe
mence Of this denunciation. Four men
were on their trial for assaulting man
In his house at Ponders End, putting
him in fear and stealing from him, and
one of them relieved the tedium of the
trial, which lasted eight hours, by pick
Ing the pocket of one of the turkeys
as he stood In the dock. An official had
the presence of mind to order the res
toration of the handkerchief, and the
prisoner had enough presence of mind
to obey with the most careless lndif-
ference but the court, we read. "were
horror struck" Justice. however, pull
ed itself together sufficiently to SEN
tence all four men to death.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
Swords and Scimiters.

The scimiter of the Saracens was the
most effective sword for cutting pur-
bered how, according to the story of
Sir Walter SCOTS "Talisman," with
such weapon the pagan Saladin chop
ped a soft cushion in two at one blow,
to the amazement of Richard Occur de
Lion. With straight sword one can
make a hack or thrust, but to slice an
adversary one must saw with it. The
scimiter, being curved and wide and
heavy toward the end, slices by the
mere fact of striking.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
Cettinq h,er LEGAL RIGHTS.

An old colored woman, arrayed In q
.~y1sty black dress and gorgeous pur-
lie picture hat over which was black
e,'-rape veil. appeared at the courthouse
81 4 Carolina town.
IAN yo' de jedge oh reprobates
1s,h?' she asked. cautiously opening a
g-r-1ck of the office door.
ayes, l am the judge of probate,
s1nty. What can | do for you| was
IKE smiling reply.
~Yassah! Tanky, sab! rs heah
cause nah ole man died detested an
fs.s' 70 III inndels, an All wanter be
++9,rted ter be dere executioner, eff yo'
--rsease sall."-Success Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
Hinqed Houses.

An American visiting Dublin told
Z ,a1ne startling stories of the height Of
btew York skyscrapers.
eye haven't seen our newest hotel,
&2yc ye?' asked an Irishman.
$40" replied the Yankee.
Wen" said the Irishman, cts so
's2s1l that we have to put the two top
W tories on hinges"
What for?' asked the American.
CSC We can let 'em down while the
r. COR goes by!' sad Pat.-PcarsOn's
ITyeekly.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
His Scheme Failed.

81 wonder why it Is remarked one
Of the two men who had just lunched,
turning to speak to the other, that
they always have pretty cashiers at
these restaurants"
But the pretty cashier, though she
blushed and smiled, did not fail to de-
tect the Canadian quarter he threw
down in payment of his check.-Chl.
cago Tribune,
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
When Not to Leave a Balloon.

1t is Il hdeous and objectionable of
-.sl2se to jump out the moment the car
pouches the ground. The veriest novice
should know that balloon always
~tcunces twice before settling herself
Lor the third and last time on the
.-1Cund, and you must stick to her till
It IS all over.-Princess Di Teano in
'.-12nd Magazine.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
A Sad Case.

This milk is blue" said the custom
@rG- Gnsrily.
~"I know 1t, and I'm very sorry" re-
Flied the milkman, but the weather
e~e've been having lately has given the
.spVTs melancholia. and it shows up In
j i.aBs milk. "-Brooklyn Citizen.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
One Condition,

SIR Wysun-I want you to have ev-
arything that is good for you my dear
MES. Wysun-Oh. thank you, John. Mr.
Fysun-But remember that am to be
The judge of what is good for you.-
cleveland Plain Dealer.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06
An Execution,

Tie professor-It is said that the or
's--r.ary brick absorbs nearly fifteen
fe1aces Of water. The Joker-All the
I. ssr7E say Boozem is brick. but new
III beard Of him absorbing water.-Se-
rs...4e Post-Intelligenccr.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1907-06-06

"Sbstemious' and "facetious' are
'--2ss only words in English having the
r'%0-eis in their order.