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Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-05-05
Mcrdants e Mincrs transport. 81

2nnpftrsTtHIe.
Nradlt uno Bafiagiere.
sEad Bottom uno benz CHcn
Mpnt., 9ienft., Gonnerit, Gdmit., 0 llbr Mbbs
*s,adl 9rcnibenee nuo bem Eten
Sonntag, Miitpo6, Sreitne, @ 1br abeno&
fRad, g,ciupprt. Mems nno Rprfuif
tdgIin, 8 tlbr slbenos.
sSraff nnaenpmmen tdglih biz 8 ubr Tn9.
fnr oenfelben 9na dbfabrenbe 9umpfer.
gadb sapanndb unb BEN etibeu
Sienitao, 3onneritae, Gamftne, @ llbr Mfenbs
u. q. Gpria, Ipcnf, Gong God.
Saupt.Sircau: German. uus 2iabt.etrake.
Ut3,T&S|)
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9ambnrgsM Inertia
Soppclidjranben.
Grprcf. nn6 SaEagicrsS ienit.

Sambnrg.Gmcrifa.2inie,
81 groaomap, Rem,9or.
Irtbnr 8. HobiOn,
Nm altsu Elate.
1877 Sit.8 Baltimore Ctr
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3n pcrfanfcn.

Tie bette Gnpitaf.9 lnlngc 1T Elm gutter WictbS'
sims (@ruuorcutc)
Sd babe eini9e utSacSeidnete @riInorelteit
tuelbe 4 uno & Rr0Sent idbrltd dablelI. inlort
u5juoehen. 6. 4. 0roudc, Redt5umuult, Siis
reGu: Gr. t2O6, Sit.Mpuament.S traRc.
Q25.70,3D
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-05-05

Sine alltGebenoe 9dderei nit Sans; Diuioer
@runo5ins, i'm observation-disclosures. Huo13ufrns
gen bel Weber & SlaHf, Rr. Sj4, geeh'6ratt'
StraRe. 126-D
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-05-05

0enau.- augllit (5u Soitie er.
5Gbleno): ,gl6er ser Saul bat bellte
Yriigel IN ser Shule gefriegt!"
@oter: .@opor?" - allgiiit: .Sor
Der gon5en GlaiIe!" = Sater: sd
meine, moriibcr?" = giguit: lie.
hcrn'n Tiider." - Sater: I'D mill
lpiiienL mas er getbon bot?"
AlguIt: Dgtit, geidricn bat er."
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-05-05
Sin Sanacr- @cid)cnf.

Ctle1l tSor Ncrrter ull0 lou nun
fir Sen Sda0en ouffommen, Oen
Der Setter onrihtCre. - Die 8e.
ihmod5perirrmgen oc5 Suit
oe@.
0oB OoS grobe rcpublifanild)c
6reibeit5gefiibl oOer Die y0enlentta
Imericono," and ouf &unOe ante
dcno mirtt, 10 ooB aus einem BARN.
loien Sor Gerrier Elm Geiperabo OeS
miloeu gSeItenS miro, Den nidt nal
cine eiierne 0iS5iplin gewobntcr
oeutidcr Gee 3 GapitGnc bemeiltern
fam, bot ItderIi6 @r. Ybilipp @oI5,
oeiicn Same nit bem ocS oNoroo.
2lopo" un5ertrcnnlid it, nift &c
0odt, ais er Dem GopitGu u. Some.
mann pom 1ompfer o6rontfurt" Ell
men o~llcr0in9S m%erifoniih er5oQc'
men Sltno gum @cldent mnd)te. Gr
mlbtc obcr geltcrn Die bittcre Mabr-
belt %erfnbren, ais ibm bel Intunft
Der nSrontfurt" olS 9egrilBun9 cine
&chnmug bon Mtorf $3.50 fiirSdG-
oer, sic 0oS S%ltnocpieb, 6oS BON Glia,
Der flcinen Sof)ter ocS GopitGns, NIT
oem floiiiiden Nomen n<pu" aus
Der Soitfe geboben muroe, IN benz
iiir biinoii6e SreibeitS = Soee'n nod
nidt 5ltqGnglihcn 3cutidlonb ongc-
ridtct botte. % Die He6nung io'
tort q~uittirt por, mllBte Sr. Tol5
mob( oocr libel iein 8onfconto INN
1926 crleidtcrr, aleroingS miro De-
iliiitert, boB Der Gbed, Den er CAB,
erit I'M Sabre 5000 iGaig lit. Sor
lpeitereu Griubonipriiden lit Sr.Sol5
QcI6iitt, ga .gSuipu" cincm Sutoe-
fGllger BON 9rcmcrbopcn ms @orn
gcrictb, uno mic alcin Glio ibrcm
Eopo iogtc, gcldlahtct mur0e. Die
Ncdnltltg lGttcte:
Hc1nung iir @umu an
Sru. YbiI. &oG5.
Gin ~mertbpolleS 6iltSfeQ ser.
riIicn unb tbeilpeiie gefreie
fen mobllr6 n@llmu- "trnnf.
SudSfcIl Wtt. 1000
Ebicror5t g @eiufe) 400
3pei Sliigel ieItener 80gcl
bon Der @ono g"eriiien nno
5eritort . $500
Die 5e0ern Ser 5erriiiencnJIii.
gel pcg5ul6affcn 300
3ruei 9obcbonotiider 3erriIien
Ia 5 Wtf.) 1000
Sumo gcbiiien, ar5tIide Sci.
lima 500
GIio acbiifcn, ar3tlidc Sci.
luna 500
Scds SUB Wottcu 10 be-
id)mubt, Dob tic gcreinigt her
Den muBtcn 26.00
Scd)S Yortiere inn Solon Der.
mntergeriiicn mo ongcfrei.
len y. 5000
0oS 0icnitmGoden qebiiien
Gr5tlide Setting 500
Gin Siidbein ongenogt, &epa-
rotur 1900
Nohtboic bon 8llno 3erriiien $50
elias Sdlibe 5errilien unO
tbeilpeiie gefreIicn J.. 600
Gardiner I'M 9obe5immer bers
mtergeriiien u1O gGn5li6
5crriiicn . $500
Gen Wtildmlann gebiien,
Sdmcr5cnsgclo 1000
gluS Der Speiiefommer 5tpet
Gerpelutmiirite geltoblen uno
bolb onfgeirelienL beSgleiden
Gbofolobcn = Cream $50
Sn SolGc 0eiien ooS gon5e
SollS bel6mubt, Geinigung
bon Seppi6en uno 2Guiern 5000
elias bette Eitppe in t%ouieno
6eben g~eriiien (oie Rieger-
Yuppe) 100
&rno's 0lmmiboQ 5erriiien $50
Sumo in Die Sono gebiiicn
| CWeoi5iD $50
Cine llnterboie oeS 0ienits
mGbdcns 3erriiien unb bolb
ouigcireiien . $50
Son eincm SUIT Der Sroll cine
meiBe Seocr geriiien un0 ger
i%reiien, besgleid)en cine Yel5.
@oa ongefreiien 1880
5i5.50
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Gerlanet int IGscmcinen.
NerIauQt.
seutfdes arbsiis.Rah,uetfnuas.gfr eaH.
Sn u%ermietbcn.


3u uerMictbcu:
M,56Iirte Simmer; Sciul Comfort, 9r. IL,
Gpros Icari. Strnhc. SIR nle NabnltIlle1 ne
Qllem Gclcgcn. (l2O-t)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-05-05

Sin 5tpciit5dieeS Saus, 6 3immer, 8ooeftu6e
iIno SonImerfiide: t~beilpciie noblirt. gnh8us
fraaen in ar. 1889, Gpro.G cntral' apenue, nabe
&rrituu'Strabc. U19-24)
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-05-05
Sin Spc5ial 9liiprtimcnt.
gu Derfanicn.

5u ucrsauYcn:
Mlooerne Sduier i'm 800 8ebiert, glorosBoris
SirnBe; greis $3.50.
guberoem: 2uoen nit >gSobnbaus Nr. BIS,
Goros4SorizStrabe; cute Gage fir @ruceries9as
oen. 9reis $l4O0. glaenten an Ort II. Gteue.
e. J. Gallagher, Yaumeifter,
9ilreau IN 9fr. 2407, Sdirmountsg(penue.
Gu Ocrtaufcn:
gr. 500, 9torosSortsStrabe 2aoenbnuS; quite
Gage lilr eiuc gSirtbi1ait. 9iab3ufrugeH bel
e. Z. Waliugber, WdIiHleiltery
Nr. 2407. Sairnuurts2loeme.
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@biSfepbGnOlcr bci'm ErGiioentcn
800 oi"sls Bldg,


Starfc Delegation non Wbi5teD Sn'
terclicnten bei'm Erdlioentcn. 49,
Grlongcu Auibebuug Der Gnt-
id)eiolng @enerolanwoIt Bona
parties bc5iigIi6 Der @titettirung
ser .9lcnoeo 8bi9fepS" ais
oGompouuo."
Cine groBe Delegation pcn @biS-
fen. GeItilloteuren, Gerid)neioern ulO
GngroSbGnolcrn inter N%nfiibrulG
oeS OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Sobn 8ia,
iun,, Bate geIteru Worgen cine
Nlloicn5 bei'm FrGiiOcnten NooieueIt
in @oibington in Der lie EroteIt &c.
gen Die @ntidciOu1g 8eneralunpult
9onnportc'S bc5iiglid Der Gtifct-
timtrg OeS Mbi5fepS inter Dem nelen
Nobrun9Smittel. @elcb erbobcn.
Ger Iugriii ri6tete iid bouptidfl-
lid ocgen Oos Serlongen. 0oB ioge-
nonntcr o9lenOeo 8biSfep", Der ais
COMPOUND be5cidnct nerben loll.
No6ocm Sr. Gill Den Yroteit, Der
oie llntcri6riit BON 60 NamciL be5.
Sirnen trllg, Die insgeiunlmt einell
SnbreSumiot bon $40,000,000 ia.
ben, pcrlcicn bate, beluiligte Der
Er6iioent cine Iuibebung bieier Gnt-
id)cioung mo periprod Den @biSfep.
Icilten, cine nclle GcrbanOlung, III
ser ibncn poIlc @clegcnbeit gcgeben
iperoen loIl, ibrc Snterelien 81 Der.
tbcioi0en.
Sol1cnoc 9oltimorcr lporen in Der
Delegation pcrtrcten: Oberlt W. VI.
8optiL Mm. u. 9oDfin, Jun, $. y.
@oloS6oroug6 Eotrid Mtartin, s..
@cItbcimcr, GGior Hoienbeim e. ..
Slnefe, 2. :. Y%onobon, 5. u. 9in'
ioro, VI. Z. 3ouion, Ebil. 2obe, u.
81. HoogerS, 81, 6. Shmiot, 2ouiS
Nlltputer unb Geo. Wi, Soooinott.
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BRETqH]g!Rz&CHIU
| 3Ggllb, ausaenouEuien SoHutus.
Nur SonItIag.

Der GamSens9mlicT ua9 Maibinalsu an
g8o6eHiugen 100 SornL. bis 500 gtbenos.
Sribere 9biabrt bon Der Wit. 8oDGls9intton.
2aibiustuu, ~Oerialien :Dt, Decentralization
1906, *G.45, l7.1C, 1850, 1886, *G.55, l10.5l,
ll.53, 211.55 Gor1., *12.13, I12.55, II 90.
*2.4S, 1850, *4.16, l4.55, l6.55 ytadblt. 5000,
1866, 1909 CGimiteo) 1855, +t1;23 abenos;
berl. 9anoP', Siution 500, +6.1S, 1880, *7.G0.
T.2O, 1900, 1920, $500, 5000, l11.0 ToriH.
1900 W., 1902, *12.22, Il 90. 21.05, 1900.
Gn1ri., 1900. *6.18, IS. 20, l7.0c, $500, .S;16
(2imiteo). 21G.o0, 5000, lilo. +11.32 Gibbs.
MnnapDlis Nj. Rehabilitation, 1850 uno
2S.5G BORN !4.55 uno 5.55 Nc@n.; @dltoeln
StntiorL 1900 uiLo 1890 8ormy 1900 Wftaas.
800, 1885 giadm. mo 1900 gtbeHos.
SreoeriG, Standardization l7.35 uHo 1910
Bonn, 1876, 1850 uuo 1920 ga3ur.
gsindleItsr, VT, 8onaI, l7.t0 Born. ~
1850 einbnt.; 9anioeusStGiipn, 1920 Bon.-.
800, l2.60 NIB 400 ytaGn,
SngrrStumr. lit JpUGlsS %tatton, i7.10 Bptm,
1850 9ta6m.; grmoensS Station, 1920. H.8G
Yr:ri, $3.50, Loo 9taoul.
Gdteutt.Gttg utb Mlt. Ntrg, Gntnoen' StattofL
1875, 29.15 Sorm, 1925. 1850, $40 aapn.,
safap, ut. SoDa;. statio., '2.43 staGm.:
Camden, 800 Munrt.
S,pnai Sint cline
nan BbtiabclH1ta NIB yiep .Durf.
Reper TtIIninlts an bet Sretuno6ludItbtattPn
Sirabe, RetusYorf, beQuem nab SotelS. Sbeaters
UNI @efhahSs9iltrift.
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GoiuIsS6Inffuo9euns mad Gsipsgcri inc 3e'
reit anin Sebruub In Der Gnut6ens ino Wt.
RobllsS .nttoH I'M 1000 MberbS.
VI, iIHb Ntlnutte,Gttp an Bo6eniaat m; 3,
kat Nttamtie.9itb tdeiIb; ., nad Nilnutie.Gttl
Son.iaaS. Hue 8ilee baIten In Rilminaton.
e bGlt ii Sbefter an.
96iIn,. Nifcm., gambensS Station. *s.t5 &orui.,
1920 va bm., ?6.10 aoeroS; Mt. Jonal'StatioH,
$500 8prm. 1925 ytafrn., 26.15 NbenbS.
Mberoeeu Affpn., characterization, II. 90
Rn6n., 1910 abenbs; Wt. Republication
2l.05 R1dm., 1915 Ibcnbs.
SeferoirlIng bon Raum In S6lnt' ooer Bnr'
Icr.gDaeaons, Speiferaten etc. ptroen i6reu be-
for9t Der Seirpbon In allen toleenoen BILLET
8fireaur &DarlcSs iio Md!timortsStrnb Is. &
g., ct. gauI 1924 ooer Wo., gourtIano 1901:
III. 6obaI'StQtior, 6. & g., Wt. Bernun 3t2S;
gumbensS tntioH SnfortsattonssBireau, 8. Il y.
q. BnuI SAC, ober Wo., Gourt!anb d728: pss
or sac. GDhsFrnaaurh
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Local and Personal

Mrs. j. l.. Tree returned Tuesday
morning from visit with relatives at
Pierre.
John Youngburg was an Arlington
visitor from Friday evening to Monday
morning.
DR.. G. J. Parsons went to Pipestone.
Mimi, on professional business Tues
day morning.
Mrs. V. l.. Mccoy went to Huron
Monday evening for few days visit
with friends.
Last week C. ]. Day, the marble
man, shipped four jobs to Bristol and
one to Florence.
Mrs. Carl Whitmus went to Aurora
Tuesday morning for visit with her
daughter, Mrs. Wilson
States Attorney Olaf Eidem went
to Volga Monday evening and remain
ed on business between trains.
Lost-A gray wooden shawl some.
where in the city, about two weeks
ago Finder please return to this office.
A. NJ. Wheeler, who was here is
charge of the waterworks construc-
ton crew, left Saturday morning for
his home at Minneapolis.
s. l.. Belden of the Register force.
went IN Stony Falls Tuacdov p,ornino
to attend the funeral OF an uncle. He
was accompanied by Mrs. Belden.
State Dairy and Food Commissioner
Wheaton went to Pierre Friday even
ing on business for his department, re-
turning home Sunday night. He was
at Lake Preston on business Monday.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Westminster Abbey Custon,e

Burial in Westminster abbey is not
Of course question of money. bat
there are certain fees charged for in
terment within that ancient pile. For
merly the fees amounted to flJO or
EGO Dean Stanley introduced many
reforms in the scale of charges, with
the result that the maximum cost is
now tlll is. ID. 1t may. however. be
t20 less. The variations in the cost
arise in connection with the contribu-
ton demanded for the fabric fund.
which is f26 or f3G or GAG, according to
the place of interment. Other items in
the bill are i34 IS ID. for fees TO the
dean. canons, choir and vergers and
f3l IS. on account of silk scarfs. hat
bands and gloves to the clergy, choir
and vergers, which were formerly pro-
vided by the undertaken and charged
in his account.-Westmin Gazette.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Summons

State of South Dakota In Circuit Court
MART Eilestadt, Beret OIesen Bang, alias
Bert Olesen, Bertha Marie Moen, Julia NJ. Moen
Theodore A. Moen and Bertha Marie MOen,
Julia NJ. Moeu and Theodore A. Moen as heirs
at law OF lngeborg Moen, Deceased. Plaintiffs.
IT,: vs.
Alfred Hoyne, Ellen Cioebel NEE Ellen Toner,
Charles Toner. Alpha Elizabeth Hoyne heirs at
la of Lizzie Hoyne, Deceased Anthem Chris
topherson aud Alfred Hoyne Admiuistrato- of
the estate of Lizzie Hoyne, Deceased Alfred
Hoyne, Guardian of the person and estate of
Alpha Elizabeth Hoyne, minor heir of Lizzie
Hoyne, Deceased, the unknown heirs, devisees,
ceased, the unknown heirs devisees, legatees
and creditors of lngeberg Moen, Deceased,
b. H. Bertelsen, SCren Bertelsen, H. p.
Bertelsen and all persons unknown who have
or claim to have any estate or interest in
lien or incumbrance upon the premises de-
scribed in the Complaint. Defendants
The state of South Dakota, to the above
named defendants and to all the Joint tenants
and tenants in common and all persons having
an interest in, or any lien of record by mort
gage. Judgment or otherwise upon the property
hereinafl er described or any particular portion
thereof. and to all persons unknown who have,
or claim any interest in said property, greeting:
You, and each of you, are hereby summoned
and required to answer the Complaint OF the
Plaintiffs in the above entitled action, which
was filed in the office OF the clerk of the above
court at Brookings, in the County of Brookings,
state Oh SOutn DdhOtd on tne Il Gay OF Septem-
Der 1907, which prays for judgment quieting
the title to and determination of all adverse
claims against the premises described in the
complaint, to.wit:
The West Half of the West Half OF Section
Thirty Two, Township One Hundred and Ten,
North of Range Fifty One West of the Fifth
Principal Meridian, Brookings County, South
Dakota.
And for the partition OF said real estate
among the above named plaintiffs and Charles
Toner, Alpha Elizabeth Hoyne and Anthem
Christotierson Defendants, as prayed for in
said Complaint, and to serve copy of your
answer to the said Complaint on the under
signed at their Office in the City of Brookings
County of Brookings, State OF South Dakota,
within thirty days after the completed service,
of this summons upon you, exclusive of the day
of such service, and if you fail to answer said
complaint within that time the plaintiff will
apply te the court for the relief demanded in
said complaint.
Dated at Brookings. South Dakota this 21st
day of September, 1907
Hall, Lawrence Roddle Attorneys for Plain
tiff, Bookings.
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The Simple Minded kurds.

Some Of the peculiar traits of the
kurds Of Asia Minor are described by
traveller: IF it were possible to i'm
agine two colOrs more distinct than
black and white it would be possible
to imagine two characters more wide
ly differing than those of the Arab and
kurd. The pure Kurd is the most I'M
sophisticated and gullible person in
the world SO long as you keep away
from the material issues. His respect
for man who can read and write is
almost pitiable. The Kurds are on the
whole blunt and somewhat uncouth,
silent and quite Incapable of false
hood. If they do wrong-and they of
ten do-they admit the fault in the
simplest and most unaffected way.
had muleteer who was honest, civil
and incorrigitly idle. Did you ever
XIII MANI | asked him one day.
Yes; sixteen on the KhaZat road
when | was Il deserter from the army
came the reply in voice absolutely
unmOved. You We're a robberT Yes,
but now, praise be TO God, | am mar
ried and muleteer.'"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
No Chesterfield,

y Boston man was praisng the late
Earl of Duumore.
Lord Dunmore," he said, was ;
good man. Tall and robust and SUP
pie, | can see him still with his short
gray beard and his kind face. His only
fault-a fault due to his aristocratiC
upbringng no dOubt-was the exag
gerated value that he set upon correct
ness. He insisted in correctness in eat
Ing, in dress, in everything.
"At dinner in Beacon street once
heard him tell story about an incor
rect self made man, or 'nouveau richie
as he called him. This man was dress
Ing one night to go out His wife bus
tied into the room before he started to
look him over
But, George she said reproach.
fully. aren't you going to wear your
diamond studs to the banquetY
"'No. What's the use? George
growled. My napkin would hide 'em
anyway New Orleans States.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
The Orioinal Tobouuana

The otter was the original tobOGganci
and his slide the first Of It's kind delib
erateiy chosen. Whence came his in
formation? know not. Turn if you
can the leaves of natures wonderful
volume back to the opening chapters
Of animal life for information upon
this and countless other curious traits
Maybe the primal otter saw cube of
ice break from its parent glacier and
go sliding down polished path to the
sea. He may have then tried the feat
himself under the notion that such
sliding was rare good fun for offers
Quien Sabe? Wherever the otter may
have obtained his idea of sliding. he
has neither lost it nor improved upon
It, He slides as his fOrbearS did 70.
love of sliding. but he does not alto
Eether depend upon snow and ice
During summer earth sides serve wen
enough, aud these will surely be found
on the banks of streams freuuented hy
offers. Outing.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
He kneM Her.

The conductor looked at the thin
man.
do YOU see that stout woman at the
other end Of the car the one with the
monkey hat:" he asked.
IL think see the one YOU mean" the
thin man responded.
There. she's looking this way" said
the conductor. We'll. sir, | admire
that woman"
You do"'
Eyes, do. She may have a squini
and wear bad fitting clothes and big
shoes. yet admire her"
why
"She knows how to get off car the
right way, and that's why. She's toe
stout, and her hair Is ratty, and she
hasn't any taste, but when she steps
down from the back platform | never
worry. ] know she'll land all right
I'm dead sure she isn't going to SIT
number. That's why | admire her
Here she comes now. Watch her when
she gets off"
The stout woman came down the
aisle and briskly descended to the
street. And the conductor with his
hand on the bell rope. winked approx
ingly at the slim mon.
Then the stout woman looked around
Come. George" she called and the
slim man meekly followed her,-Cleve
land Plain Dealer
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
The Way to Succeed.

Here is bit of advice that will 90
as far as any that was ever paid for:
The only way TO succeed is to he sue
ceSSful Doesn't sound very profound,
does it? It isn't. It's about as sim
pie as anything that has ever been
printed, and at first sight 1t may APP
pear idiotic. But there Is a lot in it.
The man who succeeds is the man
who brings to Il successful termination
every minute undertaking of every
days activity The successful man :
life is made up of myriad of sue
cesScs. If you let one little item OF
your days work get by YOU without
satisfying yourself that You have done
your best on 1t you are preparing for
failure. \ million treatises on how
to he successful Will not help You.
The trouble with too many of Us is
that we are so busy trying TO see n
great success in the future that we
can't see the chances for little Src
Cesses under our noses. Heaven is
not reached at a single bound, and
neither is success. The only way to
succeed is TO be successful II is
worth thinking ovcr.-St. Paul News.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Proof of Rraipe

Mr.. Travers, the famous New York
wit, once met at dinner q pompous
EngliShman who was doing" the
States He had letters a-penty attest
ing his mportance-letters from Glad
stone, Dixie, Salisbury and Churchill
He had talked everybody tired before
the dinner began, and Travers saw
visions of bad meal when he dis
covered the Englishman to be his
neighbor at the table. There was new.
er stop in the fellows tongue. When
the oysters were brought on he be.
gan: 'Now, it is a question as tc
whether or not the oyster has brains
Scientists dispute the idea" "T-t-t-they
certainly have some," retorted Travers
Your proof, sir!' challenged the Brit
on, eager for argument. "W-wh-wh
why, sir. the o-o-oyster knows h-hah.
how to shut up"
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IL Is q Good Unhrrltn


II was sound. substantial umbrella.
with q CHEEKY wood stick We found
Il han-iug on peg in the corner Of
orr room il the hotel at Rruges (HriJee
'I1. Such an umbrella could belong
10 none bat an EngiShman, and it at
once occurred 10 Ms that it had been
lcft behind by some former passing
vi~itaMt The umbrella was particu-
iarly interesting 10 me because | had
fooliShly come away from England
without one | eyed that umbrella as
small boy eyes forbidden orchard.
The next morning threatened rain. and
could not resist taking the umbrella
tentatively from its peg, unrOlling ii
and displaying its comfOrtab BILE tent
like proportions. | put 1t back on
the peg with sigh and nobly went
out unprotected. During the stay in
BrugeS my eyes and thoughts return,
ed TO the umbrella With strong faScl-
nation. and on the morning of lcav-
ing the temptation was Sal more
acute. The angels of light and dark
ness struggled within me, but the good
one triumphed, and we went 10 the
station without the umbrella. We left
our luggage in the hotel to be brough,
to Us at the station 10y the boots The
Brussels train came in. but our lug
gage was missing We I. ok our seats.
and at the last moment the boots rush
ed up comucnsalng for want of Eng
fish hy large smile. ana dragged our
bags and the umbrella. He threw ii
in to Us. aud the train departed. 1t is
a good umbrella Manchester Guard
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Uplifting the SAVAGE.

We have received the following spic,
analysis of British civilizing proce
dures in Africa from young Egyptian
from Tanta. who shows dramatic apt
itudes. The title Of his communities
cation is
A TRAGEDY IN SIX ACTS.
Act 1.-The missionary.
Act 2.-Whisky and pale ale.
Act 3.-The Maxim gun.
Act A newspaper.
Act 5.-Cricket and football
Act 6.-Death of the last aborigine.
Finis.-Band plays Rule Britannia"
Egyptian Standard.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Fish Have No EyeIids

Goldfish do not close their ewes ex-
cause they have no eyelids. There ex-
LIST in fishes no genuine eyellds. but in
some (mackerel and sea mullet there
Is transparent film over the anterior
surface of the eyeball, and in certain
sharks there is a nictitating or wink
Ing membrane that is regulated by a
special muscle.-St Nicholas.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Grounds For SUSPICION

The artist came in and seated him
self with a foreign and unaccustomed
air. slight something of hauteur th,,
woman thought.
MY landlord" he began. came TO
me this morning and told me to have
anything ! wanted done in the way of
improvements in my apartments. He
told me to spare no expense"
The woman looked at him hard.
Il begin to suspect you" said she.
"of having paid Your rent."-New York
Press.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1907-11-28
Poor Consolation.

ooh, dear" exclaimed the society
woman. II feel SO wretched, and this
is my receiving day too. do hope no
the time"
"Well," remarked her husband face
tiously, Il always understood that
misery loves company - Catholic
Standard
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Her Bride,

Unattractive Maiden Aunt-Goodby,
Jottie. Come soon again. hope you'll
forgive my not kissing you, but have
an awful cold. Jottie (aged six)-Never
mind. Do kiss me, auntie Mother
said she'd give me cents If I'd let
you.-Exchange.