The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1907-06-07

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AGE cannot wither the inhnite varie.
y Of an actress husbands--Ssw foF2
Mail.
Summer will have 10 50 some 10
\ make up for this spring. New Nors
i Mall.
Il A woman has an awful good time
\ hoping other women envy her.-NeW
/ Fork Press.
| The more fun you could have spena'
Ing money, the more you don't know
where to get it.--New York Press.
Contracts may be divided into bar.
| gains, marriages and Pittsburg matri-
| monial alliances-New York Sun.
II the Spanish baby has had its first
attack of collie, the news has been care
fully suppressed.--Washington Post
In all probability there will be no
shortage In the wheat crop except for
trading purposes.-rh Press,
Millinery stores are now advertising
the "airship hat. Another way to
make the money fly.-WashinSton
Post
Ruef says he fears injustice in San
Francisco. But it's exactly the other
thing that scares him.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
When wheat reaches 81 the farmers
are reeonciled to the wicked men in
the pit who IDEAL in futures. New
York Tribune.
To complete his popularity King Al
fonso has only to appear on the streets
of Madrid pushing perambulator.-
New York Sun.
'How does our weather man make
his predictionsY queries the Washing
ton Post. Poorly, brother, poorly
New York Mail.
No doubt the Hon. Abe Ruef is a
firm believer in the theory that a man
should not be hit when he Is down.
New York Mail.
Mark Twain is to get degree from
Oxford University. But will he ever
succeed in acquiring the Oxford man
ner?-New York Sun.
Notice that the Weather Bureau is
asking no credit, even among the farm
ers, for the dellar-wheat episode
Philadelphia Inquirer.
Ian Maclaren was neither warrior
nor politician, but the mourning for
him is deep. sincere and worldwide
Philadelphia Inquirer.
A New Jersey woman is going to far
Off Asia to get husband. No place
is too far and no danger is too threat
ening.-New York Herald.
The sentence of New York woman
to seven years Imprisonment for kill
ing man reflects upon the value of
the man.-Philadelphia Ledger.
The New York Ice Trust is to ex-
pand to embrace coal and wood, so
there will be no closed season for its
patrons.-Philadelshia Ledger.
German scientists, in opposing the
use of the rod at school, may be GER
tain OF the hearty appreciation of the
small boy.--Philadelphi Ledger.
When man wears clothes that are
out of style either he is SO poor he has
to worry about something else or so
rich he doesn't worry about anything.
New York Press.
The magazine writer who deplores
the decadence of the English language
could get into better frame of mind
by skipping the baseball reposts.-
Philadelphia Ledger.
1t was an English actress, not an
American, who suppressed news Of her
marriage through fear that she would
be accused of seeking to advertise her
self.--New York World.
Commentators upon the new plan to
make Chicago beautiful will probably
not speak about painting the lily or
adding another hue unto the rainbow.
New York Tribune.
A London literary critic thinks that
laughtY Is immoral. Physicians say
it Is splendid aid to digestion. Shall
we be morally dyspeptic or unmorally
happy New York Sun.
Nebraska farmers must be riding In
Pullman ears mainly now. The Legis-
iature has passed a bill reducing par
lor-car charges within the State one
third.--Ney York World.
The ceremony incident to the chris.
tening OF the little Spanish prince con.
tinued for two days Christening a
boy with IL names is strenuous un-
dertaking. Washington Herald.
That Chicago man who proposed at
mncheoa and married at shutdown Ia
liable to get in the divorce court ut
breakfast aud get decree before his
noon Cincinnati CONNER
cial.
Although the per capita consumption
Of sugar in this country was 10 pounds
last year. IL was NOT enough 10 coun-
teract the effect OF the lemons handed
TO a good many OF us.-%w Washington
Post.
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