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Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31
yoRp's GRAND OPERA HOUSE.

Week Nov. 4th, Americas leading CO.
median, N. C. Goodwin, in brilliant re-
portoire of his greatest successes includ-
ing
I'm MIzZOURI,"
"A Gilded Foor' and can American cit
izen" and his own company of players in
GLIDING Edna Goodrich.
Next week will mark one of he most
important comedy events of the season
in the appearance Of N. c. Goodwin and
his excellent company in a series OF his
charming comedy successes. The BRILL
ant comedian opens his regular season IN
this city presenting for the first half OF
the week a notable revival of Augustus
Thomas masterpiece 'In Mizzouri' a
delightful play in which Mr.. Goodwin as
Jim Reborn, the Deputy Sheriff of Pike
County No., with his usual impressive
ness.
"In Mizzouri" is founded on the fam
Gus Jim Cummin's Express robbery which
occurred over a decade ago, with its
Western atmosphere, it's romantic and
dramatic situation is absorbingly inter-
esting.
"An American Citizen" by Madelaide
Lucette Ryley is another of Mr.. Good
wins pleasing triumphs in which he so
impressively portrays the hero; and "The
Gilded Fool'' by Henry Guy Carleton Is
probably one of the great characterize
lions of the noted actor whose art in
genuine comedy has never been surpass-
ed. All of the productions will have the
advantage of elaborate stage equipment
and beautiful costuming. 1t will be in.
terpreted by company of representa-
tive actors including lovely Edna Good.
rice whose great personal charms are en-.
HANGED by the magnetism of her stage
art.
Natinees Wednesday and Saturday.
Admission rs and 30 cents,
Week Nov. 9Th, Geo. M. Cohan in his
latest musical comedy hit $50 Miles From
Boston"
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31
Announcement.

The Kings Daughters call attention to
the posters announcing the lecture and
moving pictures on Wonderful New
York." by Mr.. Shelley. This we can
safely say is no ordinary moving picture
show, but a combination of facts and
humorous incidents, and will give very
good showing of the great city. Plan to
to see and hear Mr.. Shelley. Admission
20 cents, Reserved seats Is cents.
For various testimonials see posters.
By order of Com.
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Quietly Married.

Mr.. James H. Firor, the popular bust
ness manager and associate editor OF the
CLARION, was quietly married at Wash
ington, D. c., to Miss Sarah o. English
on Thursday, Oct. "a, 1907, Rev. DR..
John H. Schick of Grace Memorial church
performing the ceremony in the presence
of a few friends. The staff Of the CLAIR
ION extend congratulations to Mr.. and
Mrs. Firor and wish them every know
happiness.
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TrOutville Items.

Mr.. and Mrs. John Pittinger Of Altoo-
ma, Pa, spent Sunday and Monday with
Mr.. John H. Delaplanesand family.
Quite number of people from this
place attended the Frederick fair last
week.
Mrs. Genera Young of near here is
spending sometime with her daughter,
Mrs. Lewis Halter of Frederick.
Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Pittinger of York,
Pa, is spending sometime with his par
ents Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Pittinger.
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Accidents.

Mrs. DR.. M. A. Birely Of this place fell
down fight of cellar stairs at her home
on Saturday last and broke her left arm
near the shoulder and otherwise severely
injured herself.
Mrs. John Mackley residing on Church
street, this place, while at the head of
the stairway of her home lost her bearing
and instead of stepping into room as
was her intention, stepped into the open
stairway and fell to the foot Of the steps.
Her right arm was broken above the
wrist and the wrist badly sprained.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31

You never have any trouble to get
children to take Kennedy's Laxative
Cough Syrup. They like it because it
tastes nearly like maple sugar. Ken
nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup is safe,
sure and prompt remedy for coug his and
colds and is good for every member OF
the family. Sold by James X. Waters.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31

The large willow tree standing in the
rear of the Episcopal church was blown
down by the heavy wind Monday night.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31

II YOU take DeWitt's Kidney and Blad-
der Pills you will get prompt relief from
backache, weak kidneys, Inflammation OF
the bladder and urinary trouble. A
weeks treatment, Is cents. Sold by
Jamea X. Waters.
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Returned From WaynesnofO'
Mr.. George Damuth who several years
ago moved with his family to Waynes-
boro. returned last week and is now en-
ployed by Rob't A. Tyson & Co. as clerk
in their store on E. Main street, this
place. Mr.. Damuth is well known here,
having clerked for L. d. Kelly for
number of years.
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Balloon Passed This Way.

On Wednesday of last week one OF the
balloons set free at St. Louis, Mo-, pass
ed over this section Of the State, Mr..
Alpheus Firor of near Graceham observ-
ing the same early in the morning. It's
supposed it was the balloon which landed
at Annapolis, that day in charge of Capt.
Chas. De Forrest.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31

Remember the Democratic Mass Meet
ing in Town Hall, this place, Saturday
evening of this week.
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Notice..

At Mount Carmel Catholic church there
will be mass at 8 a. M, on All Saints
Day, Friday, Nov. I, ard at the same
hour on Sundays, Nov. 3rd and 10th.
Thursday, Oct. 31st, eve of All Saints
will be day of fasting and abstinence.
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Local Items.
Halloween Supper.

The ladies' of the M. E. church Will
serve their annual Halloween supper at
the home of Mrs. G. w. Stocksdale'
Carroll street, Thursday, Oct. 31st. Sup
per from s to 10 o'clock; price 20 cents.
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SAVINGS BANK
OCTOBER |, 1903.

Just four years ago The Citizens Saw
ings Bank opened its doors to the public.
Many in the community;predicted short
life for the institution, it being said that
two Banks was more than Thurmont
could support. Those who fostered the
idea and became stockholders held diff
ferent opinion, and so the work began.
The business of the bank has been can
open book" in the community for fair
dealing and courteous treatment of all
who preferred to do business with the
bank.
Its growth has been steady, and at
times phenomenal. Those who fathered
the idea of Savings Bank" in Thur
mont have had no cause to regret the
stepsstaken and the town has been a dis
tinct gamer by its being in their midst.
One of the policies of the bank adopted
at the opening of the institution, was
that of dividing, as far as practicable,
the profits of the bank, between it's Gus
toners, and to that end have paid
THREE AND ONE-HALF go PER
Cent. Interest on all interest deposits.
That the bank was amply justified by
this course is shown by the surplus and
undivided profits accumulated after pay
ing per cent. interest to the stockhold-
ers.
If you are not customer, we should
like you to become one. We have every
facility known to modern banking. Not
withstanding we are but. Four Y ears Old
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31
Where Is ltP

Geo. Idle wants to know who borrow
ed his trowel from Geo. Kinna.
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REN-HIIR
BEN-HUR
In Baltimore for one week beginning
Monday evening, Nov. 4th.


In Baltimore for one week beginning
Monday evening, Nov. 4th.
Sacred history properly dramatized
must necessarily be of great benefit to
all who give it attention, for where one
man can acquire knowledge by reading,
ninety-nine or more are willing to study
by the ear and eye combined, and will
retain instruction thus received more
wildly than from the written pages.
General Wallace's great book, "Ben-
Hur" is beyond doubt a most interesting
volume, but how infinitely more Impress
i've is the actual presentation Of these
deeds set down. The series of word
pictures pertaining to Christ's life in this
dramatization are most ably selected from
the novel by William Young, but the
play is by no means a picture of the Re-
deemer. The salient earthly points of
the novel, not the strictly religious, are
what the dramatist selected and for that
reason "Ben-Hur" is full of common in
terest regardless of belief or creed.
Keen interest is centered in the staging
of "Ben-Hur" at the Academy of Music,
for one week beginning Monday, Nov. A.,
when in addition to the six evening per-
formances, matinees will be given on
Wednesday and Saturday. The Manager
of the Academy of Music will give spec
ial attention to all orders for seats through
the mail, providing remittance accompan-
les same. Seats will be placed on sale,
Thursday, Oct. 81, and prices will range
from fifty cents to two dollars.
! Free to all subscribers OF this paper.
Every reader of this paper who has any
trouble with either Stomach or Liver, can
get free sample of Rydale's Stomach
Tablets or both if needed by writing to
Rydale Remedy Co., Newport News, Va.
These two remedies are not cure alls, one
is for stomach troubles only, the other
solely for Liver and Bowel troubles.
Guaranteed by Jas. X. Waters.
Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1907-10-31

The Republican Mass Meeting held at
this place Saturday evening last was
largely attended and quite success.
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WANTED!

LOCAL Representative for Thurmont
and vicinity to look after renewals and
increase subscription list of prominent
monthly magazine, on salary and COM
mission basis. Experience desirable, but
not necessary. Good opportunity for right
person. Address Publisher, Box 50. Sta
ton O. New York. oct "a ct
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Personal.

Miss Lydia Main of Creagerstown and
Mrs. Edith H. Nelson of Romney, West
Va, visited Mrs. J. M. Freeze the past
week.
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- WALL PAPER AT LOWEST

~ WALL PAPER AT LOWEST
Prices, Call to see me at Long & We'd
dies Store, Thurmont.
oct 81 st h. +. LlDlE.
@r TO RENT.-FARM CONTAINING
1O6 acres, 2 miles east of Graceham on
the road leading to Emmitsburg. Posses
sion given April LIST, 1908.
MRS. MARGARET SHANK.
oct 31tf
~ FOR SALE.-LOT OF HOUSE
hold goods including Stoves, Chamber
Suits, Buffet, Carpets, Rugs, China and
Tinware, Etc.
oct 24tf R.C. CADOW.
~ FOR SALE.-A GOOD SECOND
hand Mohler organ. Inquire at
oct 24tf CLARION OFFICE.
~ WANTED. HAY AND STRAW.
oct loft J. w. CREEGER.
Stop That Cough.
Get a bottle of DR.. Waters White
Pine Cough Syrup and take it for that
cough.
apr. Aft. Waters Pharmacy.
White Pine Cough Syrup prepared by
DR.. Waters, knocks cold out in jiffy.
Try it. apr. Aft.
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A pied piper piping for pie, is the
Bentztown Bard.
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WANTEDl

200 men to work on the G., q.
& w. Ry. Wages Is cents per hour.
Address,
II. B. BAKER,
Waynesboro, Pa.
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Save dollar and subscribe for the
CLARION.
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REPORT

s6OS-s6 Oa6S -
THE CONDITION OF THE THuRMoNT
NATIONAL BANK, AT THURMoNT, IN
THE STATE OF MARYLAND, AT THE
CLOSE OF BUSINESS.
AUGUST 70, 1907.
RESOURCES.
Loans and Discounts. $500. $50, 435 IL
Overdrafts, secured and unse- .,.o~
cured. ................. HA1 "
- o. ton. '' ~ ........... 21,25o 90
Premiums on u. S. Bonds. $50 90
Bonds, securities, etc. ......: S1,OO3 W
Banking house, furniture and
Due from National Banks,
mot reserve agents) ..... IOll %
Due from approved reserve =. o,r =.
Checks and other cash items i w
Notes of other National Banks Bob w
Fractional paper currency, .....
nickels and cents. ....... 374 6S
Lawful money reservoir bank
viz:
i iess,e.itd; notes .o'o'o 1886 90
Redemption fund with U. s.
Treasurer Is per cent. OF cir ..,o
culation) ........... 1'ooz "
Total. ;277, 4es %
capita,. ..AD.n.. ...' $4,000 90
Surplus. ..................... $500 co.
s Usu AND taxes p paid. ...... s,s77 81
National Bank notes outstand-
Due to other National Banks s72 SO
Due e rs s. o'a'e n....a. 1857 70
Dividends unpaid. .....:...... AZ w
'"' check. ..... $1,000. ZIG, e55 SO
Cashiers checks outstanding 26o
Total. ................... $277, 42S q
STATE OF MARYLAND, COUNTY OF FRED
ERICK, ~:
I, Jno. G. Jones, Cashier Of the above
named bank, do solemnly swear that the
above statement is true to the best of my
knowledge and belief.
JNO. G. JONES,
Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
18th day Of August, 1907.
VIM. w. Zimmerman,
Notary Public.
Correct-Attest:
' %1sor r; s s1So1D, Directors.
MORRIS A. BIRELY,
C. & P. Phone-Thurmont PAW
Md. Phone-23 LIZ
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Sauer Kraut and "sassage.
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Pig, pork, ponhoss, pudding when!
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Huskin' bees in order now.

Who said pumpkin pie?
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MATHEMATICIAN.

Vincent SebOld.
Attorney.at-Law.
Attorney for Thurmont National Bank.
At Thurnont Every Thursday.
Osaces SEsoLD B'LD'o, Enmitsburg, Md.
Both &C. 4 P. Emmitsburx, ga.
Phones. Fred'k Co., Emmitsburg, ".
CUAS. G. WATERS
RAORY l.. COBLENTZ,
AtterneVs.at-law.
FREDERICK, MARYLAND.
Nr, Waters will be In Thurmont
EVERY WEDNESDAY.
Win give prompt attention to all Law,
H<.ity and Tsstamentary business placed
n ear hands.
Telephone call 271.
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Stop That Cong

White Pine Cough Syrup prepared by
DR.. Waters, knocks cold out in jiffy.
Try it. apr. All.
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MT FOR SALE.-A GOOD SECOND
hand Mohler organ. Inquire at
oct 24tf CLARION OFFICE.
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F.. Week Nov. 4th, Americas leading CO.
median, N. C. Goodwin, in brilliant re-
portoire of his greatest successes includ-
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-08
MANY CHICKENS DROWNED
They Were Carried Away by the Sud-
den Rise of Shelby County
Streams.

Shelbyville, Ind, Jan. Z. fSjD-
Hundreds of chickens are floating
around in the streams of Shelby coun-
ty as a result of the rains of the ,ast
week. In Marion township Big Blue
river rose SO rapidly that at least 100
chickens were drowned near the cabin
of Joseph Addison, Joe alone lost 5s.
Mrs. Fox, who lives in Marion town
ship, also had a number of chickens
drowned
The high waters near Blue Ridge,
along the Flatrock, interfered with the
funeral of George Heck yesterday. 1t
was necessary for the pallbearers to
carry the coffin some distance from
the house to where the hearse stood
in waiting, as the house was surround
ed by water. Mrs. Heck, who was ia
ken sick some time before the death
Of her husband, is expected to live
but a short time.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-08
YOUNG MEN WILL
STAY To FINISH
A Determination to Make the
Y. M. c. A. Effort a Sue
cess Manifested.
TOTAL FUND is S21.471
BUSINESS MEMS COMMITTEE
WILL MEET ON WEDNESDAY
EVENING AND THE INDUSTRIAL
COMMITTEE FRIDAY.

Young men who attended the meet
ing of the Young Mems Y. NJ C. A.
committee last night pledged them
selves to stand by the movement I'M
til success comes and showed a deter
mination to see that il is made a sue
cess. Subscriptions picked up during
the holidays amounted to 1915, were
turned in. The sentiment of the
meeting was that every member of
the committee should be urged to get
busy. The Pogue- Miller committee
of the industrial committee turned in
s96, the Aftermath, s25, and the Uni
form Rank. X of p, SIS, making the
total subscriptions up to this time,
s21,471.
With the meeting of the commit
tee last night the regular meetings in
the interest of the Y. NJ. c. A. are
again up. On Wednesday the bust
ness mems committee will meet at
1880 p. M at the same place and Fri
day evening the industrial commit
tee will meet in the same rooms at
1880.
1t is the purpose, if possible, to push
the work by the industrial committee
to finish, and then ask this COM
mittee to merge with the young mems
committee, meeting with it and CIV
ing all the help possible in a general
cleaning up of the canvass near the
close. In the meantime the work on
the business mems committee among
the larger amounts will go quietly and
faithfully on.
The men on these various commit
tees are urged to remember that if
they have information cards in their
pockets, no other persons will solicit
those persons, and if a committee
man fails in his duty the work with
those persons will not be done; hence
each man must look to his own end of
the work.
The committee on tickets for the
recent concert would like to have all
who have money and tickets to make
their report to Howard Dill, at the
water works Office, as soon as pos
sible.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-08
Efforts Being Made to Find
Gut More About PhiIadeI-
phia Bank Explosion.
STEELE AN ANARCHIST
CAPTAIN OF DETECTIVES SAYS
THE POLICE ARE NOW ON TEE|
TRACK OF a GIANT CONSPIR-
ACY.
Publishers Pressl


Philadelphia, Jan. Leading Off.
Gals of the Fourth street National
Bank today questioned all employees in
an effort to aid the detective in a quiet
search which is going on for the &C
complete or accomplices of Rolla
Steele, who threw bomb in the bank
through a tremendous robbery.
They and the police have become
certain that Steele had at least one
accomplice and that, besides being a
bigamist, he was member of a band
of desperate men, professed anar-
chsts, who would stop at no means to
wrest money from banks, wea'thy men
and the class generally, who they be-
lieved lowed them a living.
Captain of Detectives Donaghy said
tonight: 1T is probable that Steele's
feat has put us on the track of one
of the most gigantic conspiracies of
modern times. That is all / can say
now He was a thief, an anarchist
and a terrorist"
f. F. Shanbacker, vice-president Of
the bank, carried on the personal in
vestigation.
1T is now certain he said, that
more than one man was concerned in
the attack upon the bank. We have
learned that definitely. From what has
been found out regarding the bomb
thrower Steele I should say that the
explosion was premature. 1t appears
to me that he must have taken the
bomb from his coat to throw il. and
accidentally struck it against some
thing, for he knew too mucn about
explosives and their power to have
purposely allowed the bomb to strike
so near him as it did,
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-08
BELIEVE PONCE is SAFE
BEING TOWED INTO PORT
Agents Of the Steamship Now Eight
Days Overdue Into New York
Think She Has Been Picked Up by
the Maracas.

New York, Jan. 7. - That the miss
ing steamer Ponce is safe and being
toYed to port is now the belief of
shipping men. She is eight days over
due, and since Dec. IS not a word
has come from her, yet her agents
feel certain that she will turn up with
in the next twenty-four or forty-eight
hours in tow.
The steamship Maracus, of the Trim
idad Steamship company, which sail
ed from Granada, in the Island OF
Trinidad, Dec. %, should have made
this port yesterday morning, but up
to date not a word has come from
her. She comes over the same track
as the Ponce, hence the belief that
sh picked up the Ponce, and is now
bringing her into port. 1t is not
thought probable that two disasters
could have occurred along the same
track within a few days.
Nine ships that travel the same
path as the Ponce arrived in port to-
day from Southern and West Indian
ports None of them. however. had
spoken to the Ponce but it is argued
that the missing ship may have been
blown out of her course. and yet have
succeeded in communicating with the
Maracas.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-08
NEWS OF THE THEATERS
Vaudeville at the Phillips.

Manager Murray has reason TO be
pleased with the bill that is running
at the new Phillips this week. ~ it
measures up to expectatlJas and to
the minds of a number of people is
fully as good, if not better, than the
popular one of last week. 1t should
get the house another week OF the
most satisfactory business. The
Burks-John and Mac--are head
liners in their comedy slxit. Mr. Burke
is trick piano player and the way
he handles this instrument is little
short of the marvellous, while Mrs.
Burke has a pleasing voice and sings
with success. Lillian Murtha, the lit
tie German CARL, is clever and her
work takes well with the audiences.
The Malverns, five in number. are
tumblers, and they are able to mix
EN- up in the most approved style.
The juvenile member of the troupe
produces much amusement Mr.. Lark
ert sings with good results this week
If My Dream Come True which is
beautifully illustrated. Master Lavefi-
der Richardson. aged 10, is "A most ca
pable child actor, and with the re-
mainder of his company presents
..Brady's Boy domestic comedy. in
an amusing way. The Philoscope
shows two of the latest motion picture
films. both of comic nature. All told,
it is a bin that is well worth seeing
and worth much more than IL costs
to gain admission. "Wednesday there
will be a souvenir matinee, on Satur-
day a matinee for children, and a
double performance on SATURDAY.
night.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-08
REFORMED.

make but one resolve this year,
Now that the glad new day is here
But one resolve, but that's heap
For some folks that / know to keep.
And this one, though 1t may seem rash,
I'll live up to, I'll bet my cash.
1t is that no resolves I'll make
Say, that's an easy one to take'
Years back I listed quite few
OF things / would no longer do,
And with the year L would begin.
/ swore to chop out much of sin.
To be a model for the young,
My praises sung by every tongue;
Things that We're naughty to leave out
And give my wings a chance to sprout.
All, well. you know how such things
last!
It takes a hero to hold fast
Before the ink is fairly dry
A soft and soothing lullaby
Has laid the best of them to sleep
A sight to make the angels weep
And there they sweetly snore away
At peace until next New Years day.
The resolution not to smoke
Is made no sooner than tbs broke,
And that's a sample of the rest,
The weak. Indifferent and the best
They look all right and Just about
The stuff until we try them out,
And then their fall down we deplore
And swear we will resolve no more.
The Richmond palladium. (Richmond, Ind.) 1906-1907, 1907-01-08
Humo7 ouo Philosophy
BY DUNCAN n. SMITH
OLD sTANDBYS.

Newfangicd wit
May make hit
And call on laughter to attend,
But for a Joke
That makes you choke
You like to meet an ancient friend.
Perhaps few
Brand, spanking new,
May tighten up your daily load,
But still you miss
The ones like this:
'swhy does the chicken cross the roadr'
The older brand
You understand
And know just where your sides 70 split
For ones untried
There IS no guide.
Which may ernbarrass you bit
The ones in stock
viii never shock
The modest with their simple arr,
While newer jokes
May Gauge the folks
To call doctor for your heart
The ancient Jest
IL much the best
II one IS tempted to explode
Long life attend
Our time tried friend.
''Why does a chicken cross the roadF