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III q WILMA,
ma. ave.
$40 2sd. sr. W. .14.5o
SIS 25th, Or, ". 1880
1898 32d. 7r. ". 90
1859 32d, Or. w....13.00
APARTMENTS.
1905 81. 8 d. Or. b.46.0 90
l7l2 Sd. %. 5r. b.22.50
1929 @. 81. Ar, b.. .2O.O
1854 23d. ID. 5r, b. 20 80
601A 23d. Or, b.lat. 20. 50
$50 10th, ID. 4r. b.1S.O
THE CARLISLE. 1918
N. OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
3 rooms. bath. 80. 80
COLORED.
1909 f, Or, b. lat. cel25 80
$50 21st. Or, W. 1880
1887 23d. Ar. w...14.5o
1881 l., 5r. ". .l4.50
2416 n. 5r. W. 1890
$50 26th, Or. ". .l2.50
500 Path. Or, ". 1850
STORES.
s06-061a 9th, each. 80. 90
1904 81. 2r, w....@.U0
1913 20th, ct, eel. .26. 90
1417 Wisconsin av.12.00
1904 n. 2r. W. K..10.OO
OFFICE ROOMS.
462-4S6 In av. heated
rms. $40, $3.50. so
ouses and dats apply at
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FOR kENT-UNFURNIsHED.
$40 Conn 500 per mo s12 18th. -. .&45 per mo
1917 NY av.s75 per mo 172s 18th. :. $40 per mo
is41 Biltm're. $75 per mo l345 Corco'n $a5 per mo
A few desirable furnished houses.
OFFICES.
Basement, SIS 14th st............... $50 per mo
Second door. S15 14th st..............$5 5 peg
Third floor. S15 14th st. ..............$ 35 per mo
OLYMPIA APARTMENT HOUSE.
Apartment. rooms and bath. ....... $50 per mo
Apartment, 8 rooms and bath. $40 and $45 per mo
STONELEIGH COURT.
A few very desirable apartments now vacant In
Stoneleigh Court at from $50 to sl65 per month.
FITCH, FOX BROWN,
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FOR RENT-vERY DESIRABLE HOUSE: II
rooms and BATH square from Capitol
Library and cars. Inquire 101 I'd st. ne.
MOI AZ, eSus
FOR RENT ~
1880 Sd ST. NV, rooms and bath $50 90
664 G st. ne, rooms and bath, stable. q. so
622 18th st. me-, rooms and bath :..... Is. 90
p st. me-, rooms and bath. ......... % rs
604 Tenn. ave- ne, rooms and bath. %. 1880
WILLIAM H. McGRANN co. Qnc),
de21 -3t, eSu 1920 G 1t. NV.
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ION 4 CO., 224 f. CAP.
400 9th ne, Or. b. 1850
1853 10th sc. Sr< 1850
1909 D ne. Ar, b. 1900
72S Md av ne, Or. .14.50
30S Nd av ne. 5r. IA. 30
1907 D ne, Ar, b. .14.00
LOOT X Sc, Or. .13.50
IA l. Sc. 7r.-.-..12.50
1910 11th Sc. Or. 1880
1875 Kramer ne.5r $50
12231a u sc. Ar. 500
FLATS.
634 F ne, 5r. b. .25.50
500 10Th Sc. Or. b.17.00
STORES.
1872 Md av ne.....15. 90
40S Sth Sc. 1880
TENTS.
I.e., 5r., 1928. 90
heat and gas. >. 1900
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WALKER, 1412 q ST.
121 d Sc, 7r, b. ..25.50
Langdon. 11r. 20. 90
APARTMENTS.
The Albert, 1928 b
NV. 5r, b. 1910
30l2 Q NV. Or. b. 20. 90
1922 n J av. Or. b. $3.50
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.
UNFURNISHED,

FOR RENT
THOS. J. FISHER & CO.. INC.
REAL ESTATE. LOANS AND INSURANCE.
1873 18TH ST. NV.
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,CST. COS liTH ST. y. W.
2S1s 18th. 11r. b.42.50
Az NJ NV. llr. h. 4o.6
1853 Irving. or. b.40. 90
1873 Newton. Sr, b2s 90
2l3S p NV. Tor. b.S7.50
1915 2sth, or. b....3I.50
$500 s. Sr. b. 1850
ll4l, 22d. Or. b. 1850
900 Nd av ne, Or. b. 5000
2soS q NV. Sr. h. .2S 90
1924 n J av. Or. b. $3.50
22o4 I NV. Or. b. .2l.50
1876 Lin av. Or. b.20.50
-3l9 18th Sc. Or, blu so
z N sc, Or, b. .....16.50
lib r ne. Or. 1880
fESTS.
BUSINESS PROPERTY.
eO12 II NV. sto. lor. has 90
1917 II NV. to he remodel
1901 5th. sto. 2r. 30. 80
1915 o. sto, stable .3O.vu
l250ia 9th. store. is. 80
COLORED TENANT.
1432L5To. Or. b. sta 20. so
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FOE RENT-BY II. L.
Oak View. 17r. 2h. furS2so
1899 Cor. 12r. b. fur. 12S
1927 II I av. Or. b.7S,00
1910 18th. l1r, b. fur. l25.
I74I Q. Tor. b. 1900
1913 Goth. Tor. 2b. 90
l13 LIST ne, lar, b. 800
$50 18th, l3r, b.. 81. 90
lT4S s, Tor. b. =. .60.0
1919 r NV. lot. b. go. 90
1907 r. 12r. b.. 5000
1888 18th NV. Tor. IA so
l4l4 Hopkins. Or. b47 80
2127 n. Tor. b. -. AS. so
IT2l Riggs st. Tor b45.00
lT46 Ore av, Tor. b. AZ. 90
APART
The Wagar. Or. b.55.Oo
The Pebbleton. Or. b45 90
1901 9Th NV. Sr. b.35. 90
l54s NJ nv NV. Or, b25.50
2507 18th. Or. b.. .23.50
1901 LIST. 3ra b. fur.
1874 L NV. 5r. b. %. so
2507 18th. 5r. b. 22.5o
TIA G ne. 5r. b. 20. 90
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WALL PAPER

WE ARE NOW SHOWING 1908 PATTERNS N
wall paper; also closing out our leftover stool
at great sacrifice. Give US q call. y: g.
NoLTE. GOT 18th ct. NV. oc1-eQt
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FOR RENT-STABLES.

FOR RENT FINE STABLES REAR OF Az
NV: one 2Ox35: other 20x50: wide alley
PHILLIPS CO.. $50 John Marshall place. NJ
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24o5 Pa av, sr, b. .35. %
2+o7 NJ NV, IT. b. 1880
l440 32d, sto, dwg. 80. 90
333 E Sc, Or. b. $3.50
30 Q NV, Or. b. -. 22.50
col 10th NV. Dat.
3 rooms, bath. :. n. 50
LINKINS.
800 10th st. NV.
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FOR RENT-UNFURNISHED
122l Mass. ave-. II rooms, baths. 5000 90
1888 Mass. ave-. 1lrand b.: hot-air heat IS rs
~ MASS ave.. Sr. and b. ............. 1880
s06 ST. Sc: rooms and bath. ...... $3.50
523 30 W.. Tor. and b.. latrobe heat. $50
302 3 st. ne. rooms and bath. $50
1911 jackson st. NV, rooms and bath 25 so
!sd1 4tn NV. Z rooms and bath. ...... $3.50
1898 Sth NV, rooms and bath.. 235O
922 LIST NV, rooms and bath w 225O
IBIS 9TH st: NV. rooms. ............ 20 50
2049 35th st. NV, rooms .... 1880
APARTMENTS.
Apart 2. The Regina, Or. and DID,. s45 90
apart l. The Regina. Or. and b....... 100
The vivans. 1928 G st. NV. 5r and b. 40. 90
Hammond Count. Both and Q SITS. e., b. 1000
Apart: z, The Stoddard, Or and b.. 81 30
The vfvans 4r and b................. $500
me vfvans. 1923 st. NV. Ar. and b. 5000
The Navarro. 215 NV. Or. and 3D.. $3.50
iI22 14th NV. sr. and b., ID floor -. 20B0
THE WASHINGTON LOAN AND TRUST COM.
PANY. REAL ESTATE DEPARTMENT.
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NO GAS OR IMPURE AIR. MAKING HEAT
that before lost out of the chimney; adds
more regular heat to the stove; burns half less
coal. Wind has no effect on fire. AGENCY.
sol 9th NV. oc3l- 90tR
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FOR RENT
UNFINISHED.
1882 Conn. ave-. II rooms and bath. =. &tcS %
800 14th st. NV, 12r.. b.. furnace. 10000
S07 18th st. NV, IL rooms and bath. 61O0
1909 s St NV. rooms and bath. -. $3.50
l015 G st. s.w.. IL rooms and BATH. $3.50
11S R. l. ave. NV. rooms and bath. $500
1907 n. ]. ave. NV. rooms and bath $500
FLATS.
The Chelsea. rooms and bath. heat. $3.50
7Is 18th st. NV. Sd door 3 ronms.... 5000
1908 G st. NV. rooms: % floor. 1000
STORES.
oIo12 9th st. NV new Stores each. eooo
STABLES.
Rear 1911 VI St n.w....... $500
Rear 1897 X ST NV, automobiles only $500
GASCH & BIRGE 1928 N. Y. ave. NV.
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643 Louisiana ave. NV.
1910 st. NV. -ooms, bath; furnished S35 90
1865 Clifton st. NV, 10r., b.: hot-w.h. so 90
sos East Capitol st. 10 rooms, bath. 40 rs
1O91a 9Th st. NV. store. .............. 40 90
$40 9th St s.w., IL rooms bath. 40. 90
1883 10th. st. n.y.. rooms, bath. 35. so
924 18th st. NV, rooms bath ..... 80 so
945 T st. NV. rooms, bath . 30 80
HOS y. Fl. ave. NV. rooms. ba TIL. $50
500 Sth st. s.w.. rooms. BATH cellar. 81 so
1918 18th st. NV. rooms bath ..... 27.5O
923 French st. NV, rooms, bath. 49,. $500
1877 n. c. ave. ne. 6r.. tiled b.. furnace %. 40
607 F st. ne, rooms, bath. ........... % 40
536 Columbia road NV, rooms. bath 70 so
his Fla. ave. ne. rooms BATH fur. % so
$40 9th st. me-, I rooms bath cellar. %. so
1884 E st. Sc. rooms. bath. ......... 20 so
9O3 7th st. Sc, 7 rooms, bath. ......... 205O
100 9Th st. NV, store. Observation-Disclosures. 900
606 18th st. me-, 8 rooms, bath; cellar. 90. 90
$50 It'll ST. Sc. 6 rooms. bath. ......... 1880
80 7th ST. Sc, z rooms, bath. 1900
HOO Bladensburg road ne, store and dwl $500
6S Mass. ave- NV. rooms. bath ...... II 80
1901 7th st. NV. Sd floor. 3r.. b.; heat. 1880
3433 Brightwood ave. NV, fiat, Or, ba. 1850
233 18th st. s.w., 8 rooms. ............ 1880
s15 East Capitol ST, rooms. ......... 1910
1901 C st. NV, I'd floor. ............... Il. 90
236 Lnworth pl. sw., rooms. ......... IA 40
2521 st. NV, rooms. ............. 1870
-491 l. ST. s.w., rooms. ................. 1880
32S X st. s.w., s rooms. ...............1 IL so
2+01 st. NV, I'd floor, rooms, bath. IL. 40
90 NJ st. s.w., rooms. ............... TO- so
159 y ST. Sc, rooms. ............... $50
$40 SIT. Sc, rooms. ............... $50
1921 y. ]. ave. Sc, rooms. ........... $40
900 LIST ST. Sc, rooms. ............... 800
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n ave. NV.
1248 Fla av ne. Sr. bc8. IS
1s2 Harvard NV, 6r.
b, fur heat. ..21.50
los n nv. 7r. b. II SO
S431 Brightwood nv
NV. dat. Or. b. .l7.0
i014 Fla av ne, Or.
b. fat. .i6. 50
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FOR RENT-BY j. L.
923 New Y,
90 N Cap. 16r. zb- 800. 90
Rear 1915 N Cap,
stable. wareh'se 20. 90
1904 NJ NV, 11r. b. IS. 81
1925 2lst. 11r. b. so. 90
1873 T NV. Tor. b.40. 90
4th & X ne. Or. b. sto3l. 80
1913 10th ne. Sr. b. 1880
131 + NV. sr. b. rs. so
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r. I'LL q NV. 4 stalls ......s 20 90
uN sse E sta1!f For THE G l2To
LECTION OF RENTS FROM ALL CLASSES OF
The above is only a partial list Of the proper.
ties In our charge but we wiY be glad to fur.
ntsh complete bulletins on application at this
ONCE.
. THos. J. FISHER & CO., Inc,
73S 18th st. NV.
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FOR RENT-HOUSES.
UNFINISHED.

tate and Insurance Broker. 1926 n. Y. ave.
sls 18th NV: ler $3.50 90 is4s R. i0r. $50
col NV. 1877 .e6.G6 is45 NV. Tor. AZ 20
1904 NJ. l2r. 1851 203l p NV lor. 40 90
i4l6 y. LIT. $500 1915 9th NV Tor 81 so
1905 II NV Tor. 90 90 92T II, Sr. ,....... 50 so
1918 cath, l0r. E. 50 so I24S Sth NV. Sr. 80 so
2+05 18th, Tor. $3.50 l444 Fla NV. 5r. 25 20
1925 Q: lor. 80 90 l43S Fla av nw, 6r 90
500 18th NV. 10r.. IS 90
APARTMENTS.
SIS NV, 2, 4. and g rooms. $25 90 and $4I 50
OFFICES.
Busch building. 81 rooms, per arnum. oo0
otn ana II DIV ..-..--.. xzo % 10 xZSW
1926 N. Y. ave-. Sd floor. SO so and SIT 50
STORES.
Dn 20 .o ~
l4th and r n.w................. $50 to $40. 90
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1414 F NV. --1
1914 II NV. ...--
Union Trust bldg, 18th
and 81 NV. $2V to4O 90
Busch bldg. 70S E
NV. alnum :. $4,000
Small bldg. 81 d. .136
Small bldg. 4th n..125
1882 g NV, I'd a. 1890
l421 F, e front r.75.OO
Century BID. rs12. 10. 26.OO
go E NV. .$1O-$25
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FOR RENT
NV POPE !. 26r. 2bS75. 90 SW a2T c. 6r b. % 30
NV. 23o av .Sr b4O. 10 Ew 925 Nd av or b. Is 40
NWe20 10th. AZ. b. q. 90 Sw pit Md av Or b. IS 40
NW.40 o. Or, b. 20. 40 SW SOL @. Or. ia 40
NW.Sl7 22d. Sr. 30. so SW 629 c. lr 4 an
NV, 1913 26th 6r. BILE. 40 NE 800 L, Or b. 20 IA
NV. 400 O(hall2n1r1B.00 NE. 6is Brewers Or g. 40
NW.l535 NJ. Or. 90 NE 1884 Lewis Ar ~
NW.1S01 9Th. Ar. 1870 SE.1326 f. 81. .l25o
NV 91s X. shop 900 Sc, 800 Ga av, 6r.. IL so
SW, 31e S Cap. Tor. 10000
OFFICES-NORTHWEST.
Central building offices. 46S La av onsceA
Gunton building. of6ces
SUBURBAN.
Wesley Heights rooms. ................. 1900
Call at ofice for information regarding alley
properties. stables etc. have for rent
For further Information apply at ONCE.
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FOR RENT
1925 G NV. l5r. 2b. $500
e13 21st nw,11r.b,
GEL, steam heat 60.00
s217 Pa.av nw.15r
bath .......... $500
Flat. 1913 Pa. av,
Sr, b. steam heat 1880
GEO. W.
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LEAVE WANT ADS" AT
STAR BRANCH OFFICES.

LEAVE WANT ADS" AT
STAR BRANCH OFFICES.
II not convenient to call at Tho
Star Office, 18th street anG Penn
sylvania avenue. leave your adver-
tisements at any of the following
Branch Oflces:
Want Ads, I Cent a Word
NORTHWEST BRANCHES:
Eentuer's Drug Store 14th and sts
Lupton's Drug Store Vermont ave- ana 81
Kings Drug Store. 18th md ! SITS.
Hoitzclaw's Newsstand 17O5 Pa. ave.
Eerbst.s Drug Store. csth and Pa ave.
Srfswelfs Drug Store. Ith and 4 pn-..r.
Woodward 4 Iothrop. surerinterdents desk.
Goldenberg's Bureau of Information. ~, One
The Hutchins- Kcnner Drug Co. I'm anu oue
Louis B. CasteIl Pharmacist. 300 11th 81
5 Tunont Pharmacy. goth and i, SIS; RI
Roland Wallace Newsstand and Stationery
store. $50 9th st NV.
GEORGETOWN:
So.nnonnelrs Drug Store, 20. I'D md y y ~. IT,.
ODonnelrs Drug Stnro. 22d and % sts.
Prtde's Pharmacy. 2sth and sts
NORTHEAST:
Kenealy's Pharmacy \. Canitol and sts
Halev's Pharmacy 18th and F.. Cnpitol SIS.
hooradian's Pharmacy. 18th Pnd n sts- ~
Buffers Pharmacy. 4th and Stanton pl ne.
SOUTHEAST:
Hradley's Drug Store. sth and SITS. sc.
O'Donnelrs Drug Store. Sd and Pa. ave Sc.
SOUTHWEST:
sullivan's Drug Store. 7th and D SITS. sw.
Charles S. Walter. 9O1 AZ St s.w.
ANACoSTIA:
C. G. Lohr. IS Monroe st.
ALEXANDRIA:
4. S. Doniphan, 727 -,ing st.
TENLEYTowN, D. c.:
George P. Parton. Druggist. Wisconsin ave.
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Oakland. Columbia road, furnished unfur-
nished. Lease commenced October l. See jan
itor or address Box 1911. Star ONCE. de22-3ts =
THE LINCOLN, Ill 18TH ST. SETTLE MOST
desirable six-room and bath apartments on Cap
ttol Hill. We solicit your careful inspection.
Rent. $40 per month
de2l-tf JAMES A. CAHILL 1908 st. NV
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FOR RENT-BY b. F. {
Juniata. 1924 W, IS & Or
6l2 Z NV. l4r, 3b. Al. 90
The Lafayette, 1907
7th, 5r, b. 80. 90
1916 7th NV, 5r. b30. 90
1888 Riggs pl. "a,
3r. b. .2S.0
642 o NV. Or, b. $3.50
173s Riggs pl, 80,
3r, b. .........-23.50
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II not convenient to call at Tho
Star Office, 18th street anG Penn
-sylvania avenue. leave your adVer-
dsements at any Of the following
Branch Ofilces:
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HOTEL APARTMENTS

HOTEL RICHMOND, nth AND sTs.-DI.
rectly on car line. one block to White House;
new throughout; telephones; 100 rooms 50
baths: single and en- suite. Special season rates.
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WANTED-ROOMS AND BOAR]
FOR RENT-OFFICES.

WANTED - TWO ROOMS AND BOARD BY
three ladies; private family; references ex
changed. Address Box 142. Star office. de23-2
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'AUL CO.. 7TH & l. NV.
& B.. .$35. 90 and $3.50
| 7l3 11th NV. Sd d,
front, 3r, b. so
1854 Willard. Or. b. %. 80
926 r NV, Sd d. 20. 90
l400 N Cap. 4r. sd d. 20. %
1910 Ith NV. ar. 2d.17. 90
713 nth NV, 8r. .16. 90
SPY NJ ne, Ar, b.14.50
! 1910 7th NV. IT,. .12.00
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1910 KALORAMA ROAD--LARGE. WELL-FUR-
nished. desirable rooms; excellent table: near
, . car lines: phone de205ts
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1920 18TH ST. N.W.-LARGE. HANDSOMELY
furnished rooms: good closets; excellent table
hoard Phone Main 61S1. de19-Its
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-12-12
The Way Lined with Pessmsts
would have cheerfully given you an

would have cheerfully given you an
outing"
Il should have told you frankly
what | wanted in the first place." ad-
mitted Prof. Zogg humbly. The Goo
gans were great sticlllers for dignity
and they considered the professor had
not taken their profession seriously.
"Why shouldn't we get even by SELL
ing him a carr" whispered Lilly.
And that's the way one of the most
prejudiced of the anti-motorists came
to buy car. The Googans could con-
vert the most angry fist-shaker on the
crossing into motor enthusiast.
Copyright 1907 by w. G.. Chapman)
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-12-12
PROF. ZoGG STUDIES MoToRMA-
MACS IN THEIR NATIVE HAUNTS.
BY Helena Smith Dayton.
Pictures by Angie Breakspear.

What mark is motormania leaving
Ajax Zogg, specialist, of the Googan
Girls 1--WE have had the golf eye,'
the bicycle face tennis rheumatism,
'croquet stoop' and the"
Bridge pocketbook,' prompted
,Tilly Googan.
81 beg pardon?" queried the scien-
tific researcher.
"The bridge pocketbook. repeated
Tilly. Many are suffering from that
just now"
Seriously, young ladies, l have call
ed upon you for your observations on
motoring, as your opportunities for
studying it in all its phases must be
unlimited What do you believe to be
the most obvious tendency"
ITO save money to buy car; then
to save money to buy a better car" re-
piled Lilly.
But | mean what marks upon the
human countenance?" he asked impa-
tiently.
We'll" unused Lilly, "a friend of
ours has piece of court plaster on
his left cheek due to a car-but it was
a very poor car. Maybe if the car had
been better"
Prof. Zogg's expression checked fur
ther fiippancies; evidently he was not
a man to be trihed with.
Have you ever been in a car, Prof.
Zogg?" she asked
Il have not" he declared in the kind
of voice that usually accompanies a
Thank heaven!"
Il imagined as much" smiled Lilly.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-12-12

Prof. Ajax Zogs Kept turning from
daze.
Are we talking too fast for yea to
follow?" they asked.
"Why, really" he admitted, Il
wasn't thinking of what you were say.
ing"
"And all our scientific research goes
for naught?" demanded Tilly indig-
nantly. Then we won't even tell you
about the man who was even afraid of
the horn"
ooh, yes, yes" encouraged the re.
searcher eagerly. "It is very enter
tanning"
And not instructive?" queried Lilly.
I'VE charge more for entertainment
than for instruction"
We'll. young ladies', have a confess
sion to make" smiled Prof. Zogg.
I'm here under slightly false pre-
lenses. / had never been in an auto
mobile-I knew no one who even
owned one-and 1t seemed rather fool
ish to just hire one and go off by N.Y.
self for ride. l wanted an excuse.
1t was perhaps childish to resort to
subterfuge. but l am very glad l did
So"
The Googans looked at the unbend-
ing man of science In surprise.
Others have resorted to even more
fancy extremes to get ride In a mo-
tor car" said Tilly severely. why
didn't you pretend you wanted to buy
car? Then every dealer is town
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-12-12
Pie.

The editor of the Farmland (Ind)
Enterprise does not desire to earn the
title of yellow journalist" though he
is free to confess that he fairly de-
served that title on a certain after
noon not long past, He says:
After purchasing from Miss Lizzie
Hill, at the church market, one OF the
most toothsome cream pies that mortal
ever tasted made by one of Farmland's
most accomplished cooks, the editor
strobe up the street like a drum major,
looking neither to the right nor left and
most unfortunately, not below. John
Mendenhall who stood in front of Bash
las restaurant. spied the news
paper man and began waving his arms
frantlcally, while he yelled something
about "spllln." The editor had always
entertained the idea that John was hu-
morist and thought the latter had some
thing up his sleeve" in displaying such
remarkable interest in the editorial move-
ments. He was convinced to the con-
trary however on coming up to John,
who scornfully pointed to the pie being
carried so tenderly, from which yellow
stream had been steadily flowing over
the waistcoat and pantaloons of the un-
happy newspaper man, who looked like
a walking advertisement for the Square
Deal" tobacco, but who felt as though
he had received a very raw" deal.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-12-12
EddieS.

In some editorial sanctums poetry
is not recognized as a gift.
The trouble with good many fell
lows who would share their last crust
with friend is that they never have
the crust
Impressionism is what you feel
when you see the girl you thought
you loved, chewing gum.
A Wisconsin woman told her neigh
bcr that her husband had a new cat
down at the office. The night before
in his sleep he had told her ito keep
out something for the kitty"
A Milwaukee humorist said: zone
nice thing about balloon racing is that
pedestrians don't have to dodge" Ana
the next day a bag of ballast hit him
on the coco" and made him sorry
that he didn't.
A neighbor of mine planted lot of
string beans this spring and has been
wondering all summer why they didn't
sprout. Recent developments show
that the man forgot to open the tops
of the cans before planting.
Some one wants to know how hot
the hereafter is? | don't know. Ask
that fellow down in Georgia who has
been married seven times.
If there is anything in the transml-
grafton of souls, | hope mine won't
pass through the medium of Chicago
horse.
The difference between a vat and
some men is that the vat isn't tank.
The married man always can have
buttons on his nice overcoat-but the
trouble is he hasn't the overcoat.
A friend of mine, in looking through
my new house, spied barrel stave in
the cellar. "Ah, how that reminds
me of mothers biscuits" he said sad
ly, brushing away tear from his
eye. P. S.-He was watching me fix
the furnace.
One nice way to make lemonade Is
to let your best girl ho,d the lemon
while you squeeze 'er.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-12-12

investigators should know as little as
possible about their subjects; they
have so much more to discover when
they start. Well, therefore, take you
out in motor that you may observe
for yourself the affect motoring has
upon the nerves, morals, disposition,
complexion and natural beauty and
charm of its devotees"
Il am positive 1 shall be able to
prove motoring a menace to the hui
man race" announced Prof. Zogg,
washing his hands with imaginary
soap"
"a crank" commented the Googans,
as the studio door closed behind their
eccentric. client, who had departed
after tossing a check representing the
fancy consultation fee upon the table.
Bite it to see if it's good advised
Lilly.
But the doubling Googans found
that Prof. Ajax Zogg's financial stand
ing was enough to entitle even his
ideas to respectful attention. If he
wanted to prove to his own satisfac-
tion that mankind was motoring to
glory or elsewhere, why, the Googans
would take him and show how it was
done, and how pleasant the journey
could be made.
ITS not an unpleasant sensation"
admitted Prof. Zogg as he sat between
the Googans in the tonneau of the
smoothly gliding car. But | thought
you ran the car yourselves?"
Usually" answered Tilly, "but
Frank is much more of an expert and
we wanted the best talent procurable
at the wheel, while we point out motor
deductions, tendencies and motor
faces"
And he is careful?" insisted Prof.
Zogg, nervously grasping the seat as
they did some fancy lodging, for in
early youth Frank had been a terror
to cats.
He is so clever" assured Lilly,
that he could drive the traditional
camel through the eye of the historical
needle"
But he won't try anything like that
today" gasped the man.
mo; all the camels in town are
busy and the needle hasn't been found
In the hay NOW" assured Tilly.
my chief prejudice to automobiles