The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-12-13

ir var the - time he had eyer Liriy on. this particular sreet recomecIe asss- as,s- ties old "ice cream soda r9yss. 1Iis xns sscsSn sss.ss VI. sas Ssassss ssssSs dssp @ do~a the ths-rs prsnciM cH ritter sn. runabout .. 2. He meant 70 stay Sn s,,snsd snss in nn < iit.
 Howsomever Opportunity is Thrust en Us Unexpected. as Dns rns foss se iosr,nS along as unconcerhed as If he war go- ing to the funeral of 2 prominena e,S. ~, | izen with a cheerful whistle Wnieue On foo,sn ns ,Rs anidly nayl prias and drive Lou Dillon" down the front square
 lie joggs along all right untN ne ar rives at Hogan's saloon. wnen a. ot | faithful critter stops still and not oniy ! in the street but right up close to them teptin,. fiappin' doors rem wn,en thet rood ! man he'd ever smeit. Jumpin crickets the holy turns red and pale oy tnrns. | The, streets were croWaeo, .oopa e--a ra finn ! passin' and lookin. at hlm @ @snunuer s,e | struck---oie Sister Simpkins seein' the hoss by this time clear up on tn9 blsI. b.og brush in them foldin' doors she threw | her shawl in the air and svo 0nS
 scream an run down % the ise street s snner | The more the parson jerked the ines
 the nearer he got n1dshslk in tns to npess uv an no curbin' an ole Ike used a ter drive rite up ter the door bein too
 lazy to walk iny further than was
 jerking the lines. pleadin', whippin', | cIuckin'. this wild eyed and noly maH
 does everything he mad eyer eyer aearn ne max os .
 mn Like e'oas the American flag the beast
 statd war put' an awful embarrissin' situa. | tion for the preacher an pihgsel tiHs | crowd war collectin' all the IinieM
 niggers, DO white trash an, pr4hh1n. fhn nn /.
 usual spectacle and still they kept
 sy ssske.s ts.r .hst sst hess ess %sussds Rs sssd
 heer, trained never ter start off until ike would waddie out O the saloon as
 full as piled owl his Dfsath fsa beast aesh in the nose an cry over him a little;
 why tnet fool noss got. ter lGxin, 9xs..
 the smell of the whisSkey S 1n ha want
 goir' to move a peg fer thet preacher
 until he had received the customary
 signal. a. the pote says. an hosses ain't exempt;
 Well, as I say tn parson mougnt s, q
 been thar tuggin ana clneaiI ea not han
 nened. a Just as folks wuz giyin' UP UP in despair lickety split over the hiii | come Archie Johnson's new three .hv vh .
 sand dollar red ortym0n!.eel, s,ve eDsidd 2 dernI, @ with a loud smell and u louder nVnn ;,n n | Honk": like a streak O red hgntnins -burnin' up the atmosphere ike ~ | didn't kere whether school Keepeo UT
 Just as 1t whizzed and honked by the parson,s hoss that skfttish critss. raised up on his hind feet, dun asht two sfep a sashay-ter- -the-side. hop light iin.a-r,innit -whirl an then breaking tne old rotten shafts off short. hSa9ss split over 1the e-hills-to -the,pore, h9uSG sIi
 went thet snciensT T,n nag garson nae were we so so Tad clustered thet he jest keeled over | and kind frinds rolled him home HI
 When he opened his eyes y.es,n ne sis shoTSffs wife ioo,,in; at him he knew he were not an' the kids were cryin' besides: ,.a
 I think, however eff thet paTson n,,Id mgd | met Bill Pritchard Jar Jes 1nrh bnv n pulied his nose and kick ed him Tn the rps tb
 And what ever became or the "Oh. the parson sold nm psIn sai
 Biiiii lis a reglar .hoss-jokey when II
 'oI Pm sorry lor that preacher. .I,sna.s saaG;
 I saw a sly twinkle Tn my hr'ehU
 mild adb biae don sSek know as it was So s bad ,m
 ha said "after all--the hoss died m
 three days from. iron. the aet sdesR drSRk % an fed
 mn a Handed me my shoes and l paio l b,n hoping to return soon ano o,., noa.
 further stores of Life li,,S in Seshv Marsn' the the
 the lips of SS,,csonber. Sncis Siis