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The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Somerset Cases.

The following cases from Somerset
County, entered on the docket of the
of the Maine Supreme Court, were
disposed of as follows at the session
recently held in Portland.
Martin A. Munster VS., Margaret j.
Armstrong, appeal dismissed for
want of prosecution; Edward P. Page
VS.. A. w. Gerrish ct al, motion over
ruled for want of prosecution; Henry
B. Spitz VS.. George H. Morse admir-,
continues; Frank r. Steward VS..
Henry L. Hooper and trustee, contin-
ued; David D. Stewart VS.. Cyrus /.
Barker dismissed from docket, set
tied; Charles H. Drawn ct al VS.. John
F. Lyford, argued; Joshua Hilton VS..
Otis NJ. Hilton, argued; c. M. Hoyt
VS.. Insurance Co., of North America,
argued; same VS.. Norwich Union Fire
Insurance Co., argued; Walter Roun-
dy VS.. United Box Board & Paper Co.,
argued; Frank P. Towle VS.. Edgar NJ.
Morse, argued; State vs.. Ira w.
Cushing, argued.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Her Choice Tea.

There is true story told of wealthy
American lady who was in China and
one OF the court officials, wishing TO
do her great honor, promised TO send
her a casket containing some extraor-
binary tea. In due time an exQui-
sitely packed box arrived containing
tea. She bade many of her society
friends to a series of afternoons, at
which this tea was served, its de-
liclous qualities expatiated upon and
all seemingly enjoyed the beverage
AT the end of the season when the
casket was almost empty she found a
very small beautifully decorated box,
which on opening contained the price
less tea. What she had used was the
dried tea leaves that had been used
pl Jbably time and again by coolies 1t
seems that rare and costly tea Is
packed in tea to preserve the aroma
and flavor 1t was such a rich joke
upon herself that the hostess told the
story, and the society set had a good
laugh.-Chicago Record Herald.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS: The
following are the real estate transfers
recently recorded in the county reg
istry;
Mercer-Mary J. Young TO Evan
der q. Holmes, 81 100.
Anson-Benj. F. Greenleaf to Ma
than A. Weston; Josie NJ Preble 10
Edward H. Cannon; Edward H.
Cannon TO B. P. j. Weston B. P. J.
Weston TO Erwin Nichols.
Pittstield-Geo. Garland TO Ernest
w. Hunt; Ephraim 3. Jewett TO
Sherman Gray et al
Athens-Frank L. Hight 10 Geo. c.
Hight.
Norridgewock-H. \. Withee to
Horace S. Wlthee.
Fairfield -Ronello S. Spaulding ct
ais TO Peter Poulin; Peter Pooler to
Henry r. Nelson. $500
Skowhegan-George L. Bidwel to
VIM. o. Merry; George L. Ridwell to
James H. Mathews; George L. Bid
well to Delbert J. Matthew's; George
L. Bidwell to Sybil F. Quimby;
George L. Bidwell 10 Joseph Billa-
deau; George L. Bidwell 10 Matte E.
Malbon; George L. Bidwell to Albert
j. Blais; George L. Bidwell TO James
H. Mathews; George L. Bidwell to
Eli T. Hayden; George L. Bidwell to
Cleve Beaufort; George L. Bidwell 10
Geo. B. Fairgrieves; George L. Bidwell
10 Geo. B. Fairgrieves; GeorgeL. Bid
we'll to Elmer H. Dunton; George L.
Bldwell to Sarah j. Fogg; George L.
Bidwell to S. j. Walton; George L.
Bidwel TO Olive A. Waller: George
L. Bidwell to Della Lessor; George
L. Bidweu TO Ernest c. Butler ct al;
George L. Bidwell 10 Jennie NJ. Gar
nier; Shepherd H. Swain TO Alfred H.
Lang; Eugene a. Covell ct al TO VIM
a. Allen; Abbe F. Robinson TO John
Robinson; j. Seymour Rawles to
Adolph A. Burkhart; George L. Bid
we'll to Fred W. Bowley; George L.
Bidwell to Jennie \. Bowley; George
L. Bidwell 10 Clyde H. Smith; John
Robinson to Abbie F. Robinson; Geo.
L. Bidwell to Jennie NJ. Dore.
Madison-Parker NJ. Sanborn to
Oliver j. Bridges, s1061; Chas. A.
Bracket to Walter Salley & ais; Ma
rilla E. Clark to Nellie NJ. Towne.
Bingham-Samuel A. Smith to Hen
ry B. Merry & ais.
Jackman-Joseph Julian TO Annie
Pooler; Abram Morrow TO John Gag
non, SIS 90.
Harmony-Elbridge c. Hatch to
Uriah E. Trip, $500.
Hartland-Joseph P. Manson to
Frank A Withee.
Solon-Aleius T. Smith to Willard
H. lockwood.
Detroit-Belle B. Arris TO Lester L.
Barnes.
The Forks-Susie A. Harvie to
Mike c. Kennedy; Mike c. Kennedy
TO Robert NJ. Harvie, $3.50.
Cambridge-Frank NJ. Bailey TO
Llewellyn Ham Ell al.
No matter how much a man loves a
woman she thinks he ought TO love
her more.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Manners Outside the Navy.

The ordinary seaman's respect for
rank and station when not connected
with his beloved vessel Is decidedly
meager. When the president Of the
United States visits one of our men
of-war he is received at the gangway
by the admiral, commanding officer
and all of the officers Of the ship, in
full uniform, the marine guard drawn
up with the band on the quarterback
the national flag is displayed at the
main, the drummer gives four ruff1es,
the band plays the national air, and a
salute of twenty-one guns is fired.
The same ceremony also takes place on
his leaving.
On one occasion a president visited
one of the ships informally dispensing
with the salute and ceremony, when
one of the men rather Indignantly
asked another who that lubber was on
the quarterback that didn't "douse his
peak TO the commodore.
Choke your huff Will your WAS the
reply That's the president of the
United States"
well. amt he got manners enough
to salute the quarterback, If he ISL
Manners! What does he know
about manners? don't suppose he
was ever ont of sight OF land In his
life. ION a Man-of War"
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
The Literal Mind.

All orders to native servants in India
must be literally given, for in that
manner they will be received. A mis-
sionary once took a country lad as a
servant when going out on a boating
journey. AS there are no lavatories
on board the country boats, ones ablu-
tons have to be performed in a very
simple manner, an ordinary bucket
serving as q wash bowl. The boy was
told to bring some water and In doing
so happened to spill little on the
floor. why don't you throw it all over
me-" asked the missionary loosely
AHA" said the lad, and Immediately,
to his masters establishment took up
the pail and emptied 1t over his en-
ployers head.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Maine Fair Dates for 1907.

Aug. 20-21-Waldo County at Bel
fast.
Aug. 81 30-Eastern Maine State
Fair at Bangor.
Sept. 2-5-Maine State Agricultural
at Lewiston.
Sept. 3-5-Northern Maine Fair Asso-
citation at Pressure Isle.
Sept. 46-Orrington Agricultural
Society at Orrington.
Sept. 9-14-Central Maine State
Fair at Waterville,
Sept. To- 11-W Washington County at
Pembroke.
Sept. O-12-Hancock County Ayr
cultural Society at Bluehill.
Sept. 1719-Oxford County Agricul-
tural Society at South Paris.
Sept. 7-19-Somerset County Agri-
cultural Society at Pembroke
Sept. 1719- Cumberland County at
Gorham.
Sept. 17-19-Waldo and Penobscot
at Monroe.
Sept. 17-19-Somerset Central at
Skowhegan.
Sept. 1s-19-Eden Agricultural So
ciety at Eden.
Sept. 1s.2O-West Washington at
Cherryfield.
Sept. 19-21-East Somerset at Hart
land.
Sept. 24-25-Central Washington
Agricultural Society at Machias.
Sept. 24-Richmond Farmers and
Mechanics Club at Richmond.
Sept. 24-26- Cumberland Farmer
Club at West Cumberland.
Sept. 24-26-North Knox Agricul-
tural and Horticultural Society at
Union.
Sept. 17-19-Kennebec County at
Readfield.
Sept. 17-19-South Kennebec Agri-
cultural Society at South Windsor.
Sept. "a 26-West Penobscot at Ex
eter.
Oct. 1-2-Unity Park Association at
Unity.
Oct. 1-2-Northern Hancock Agri-
cultural Society at Amherst.
Oct. 13-Freeport Agricultural
Society at Freeport.
Oct 1-3-West Oxford Agricultural
Society at Fryeburg.
Oct. 1-3-Lincoln County Horticul-
tural and Agriculture Society at
namariscotta.
Oct. l-3-North Franklin Agricul
tural Society at Phillips.
Oct. 2-3-North Oxford Agricul-
tural Society at Andover.
Oct. 1-3-Franklin County Agricul-
tural Society at Pennington.
Oct 2-4-Newport Agricultural and
Pathological at Newport.
Oct. s10-Sagadahoc County at
Topsham.
Nov. 11-16-Annual meeting of the
Maine Pathological Society, Gardiner.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
HOUSEHOLD CARES.
Tax The Women Of SkOwhegan The
Same as Elsewhere.

Hard 70 attend 20 household d..
ties
With a constantly aching back
\ woman should nor have a bad
back.
And She wou,datif the kidneys
were We.
Doan.s Kidneys P.7s make vel
kidneys
Here is Skowhegan woman
who endorses this claim:
Mrs. Joseph Bullet, Of p Milburn
St. Skowhegan, Me, says: Il think
that il is my duty 10 say a word in
favor OF Doan's Kidney Pills. For
Two wears l had attacks OF kidney
complaint, and the pain over the
kidneys was quite severe. ] was laid
up fer three weeks last winter and
could not get about 10 attend To my
household work. When l did get
around l was all bent over and was
hardly able 10 do anything / suffer-
ed from similar attack again iast
winter and it was then that my nus
band got Doan's Kidney Pills for me
at Geo. Z. Simpsons drug store now
Sampson and Azores. After had
used one box noticed great improve
ment and continued their use. am
feeling better every day, and from
the benefits already received | can
strongly reccomend Doan's Kidney
Pills for any form OF kidney trouble
For sale by all Dealers. Price 25
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo
New York, Sole Agents for the United
Remember the name-Doan' sand
take no substitute.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Deafness Cannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is by
constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused
by an nhamed condition Of the mucous lin.
ing of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube
is inhamed you have rumbling sound or i'm.
perfect hearing. and when it is entirely clos
ed, Deafness is the result, and unless the in
hammatio1 can be taken out and this tube
restored to its normal condition. hearing will
be destroyed forever; nine cases out Of ten
are caustd by atarrh, which is nothing hut
an inhamed condition OF the mucous surfaces.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarh) that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure
Send for circulars free.
F. J. CHENEY x co, Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
School Tax.
Somerset County With 1908 Scholars
Gets 1928, 90. 90

The State treasurer has completed
the apportionment of the school and
mill fund for the year 1907, the amount
available for that purpose this year
beng s625, $50. 13, which is an increase
of S43, 1887 over the amount appro-
toned in 1906.
The returns to the State superin-
tendent of public schools shows the
total number Of scholars in the State
to be 210, 254, the towns therefore re-
ceiving at the rate Of s2.9s for each
scholar.
The number OF scholars reported
last year was 30, 453, which gave a
rate of s2.77 per scholar.
The amount apportioned TO the
several counties and the number of
scholars in each is divided as follows.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Erna Medical Advice.

A well known London physician at a
dinner party one evening was much
worried by one who was seeking gra-
tuitous advice. 80 you know, doe
tor" said his questoner ~ know a
man who suffers so terribly with lndi-
gestion that at times he can do moth
ing but howl with pain. What would
you do In that case?"
well, l suppose" responded the
medical man, 81 should howl with pain
oo."-Westminster Gazette.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Terrible Marine Disaster

In one of the worst marine disasters
in the history of the California coast
between 100 and $50 lives were lost, as
far as has been learned, in a midnight
collision between the steamer Column
bia and the steam lumber schooner
San Pedro, in Shelter Cove, IL miles
southwest of the Mendocino Hum
boldt county line between II and
O'Clock, Sunday morning. Only mea
ger details of the tragedy have been
received, through every effort has
been made to get The facts. Scores of
kilograms to Eureka, the nearest
point of Importance, remain unans
wered. The few details known were
brought by the steamer Daisy Mitch
ell which arrived in San Francisco,
Monday forenoon.
The Columbia, 300 foot steam yes
sci of the San Francisco and Portland
Steamship company, while bound
from San Francisco to Portland, Ore,
with lS9 passengers and crew of so,
colided with and was rammed by the
San Pedro, 170foot wooden steamer
south bound for this city. The sea
was smooth, but the weather was fog
gy. The San Pedro looming out of
the mist few ship lengths away, bore
down on the Columbia at high speed,
despite frantic efforts to clear. With
grinding crash the San Pedro sank
her stem fully 10 feet into the Column
bias port bow.
Nearly all of the Columbia's passen-
gers and many of her crew were a
sleep in their cabins and hunks when
the crash came. AS the San Pedro
backed away the sea poured in
through the ragged hole in the CO.
lumbia's bow above and below the
water line and in five minutes the
Columbia sank to the bottom, the
deep waters of Shelter Cove covering
the tops of the Columbia masts.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Fire in Arson.

The farm house of Mrs Jas. Preble
about one mile from Madison, burned
about p. m. Wednesday. The house
was an old fashioned two STORY struc-
ture erected nearly 100 years ago and
being situated on high hill, was one
OF the landmarks in this section. The
fire caught in the ell around the
chimney. A part of the furniture in
the main part of the house was saved.
The loss is estimated at $4,000 with
small insurance. Had not the wind
been blowing from the south west
nothing could have saved the large
barn only a few feet distant. The two
chemical engines of the Arson fire
department responded promptly, but
owing to the great Roadway of the
flames it was unnecessary to apply
water.
Most dist figuring skin eruptions, scroiula.
pmpes. rashes etc, are due to impure blood
Burdock Blood Bitters is n cleansing blood
tonic. Makes you clear eyed clear brain
ed, clear skinned
A forgiving disposition is the first
law of selfpreservation.
Never try to borrow money from a
man you have had an argument with.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Don't Be Too Credulous.

A gentlemanly appearing man re-
Gently called at the home of Mrs.
Smith Mcclure in Shirley and told her
that relative of George w. Bean of
Dover, who is Mrs. McClure's father,
had been killed in Boston. By his
death 81, 500 in life insurance was to
go to a nephew of Mr.. Beams in Mon
son and niece in North Dexter,
gold watch to Mr.. Bean and some
furniture, he said, was probably
worth $3.50, that would not bring more
than half that sum if sold at auction.
He also said that it would cost $35 to
$40 to ship it to Shirley, but as he was
railroad man he could get it to her
for SIS, and if she would advance the
amount he would ship it, all charges
paid.
During the conversation the man
told Mrs. Mcclure that he had deliver
ed the watch to her father the day be-
fore, so she asked him what her father
said about the furniture, to which the
man replied. "He said it was damned
strange that he didn't give him some
furniture, too.'
Mrs. Mcclure had been suspicious
of the man all the time, but when he
put the oath into her fathers mouth
she was all the more suspicious and
did not close a deal with him. The
man went on to Greenville and Mrs.
Mcclure came to Dover that after
noon to see her father, who told her
that he knew nothing at all about the
matter.
The stranger was undoubtedly a
swindler, but to be successful in every
instance he will have to cut out his
swear words.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
LONG LIVE THE KINGi

is the popular cry throughout European
viii in America, the cry of the
present day is Long live DR.. Kings New
Discovery, King Of Throat and Lung Rene
dies!" Of which Mrs. Julia Ryder Paine,
Truro, Mass says: at never fails to give
imme date relief and to quickly cure cough
or cold" Mrs. Paine's opinion is shared BY
a majority of the inhabitants Of this country.
New Discovery cures weak lungs and sore
throats after all other remedies have failed /;
and for coughs and colds IFS the only sure
cure, Guaranteed by Sampson s Avore and
6. r Fogg, Druggists. soc and $500.
Trial bottle free.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Greene-York.

Frank S. Greene and Mrs. Lizzie s.
York were united in marriage at their
present residence on the Stilson farm,
Lakewood road, Madison, July 81, at
the noon hour, Rev. S. F. Emerson,
officiating. Mr. Greene is the we'll
known milk man, owning an estab-
lished route in Skowhegan village.
The bride formerly resided in Athens,
but recently in Madison in which
towns she has many relatives and
kind friends who wish them many
years of happiness in their welded
life. They will continue to reside on
the Stilson farm.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
For Sale arc recommends BY
FRANK W. BUCHANAN. skovshsean.
Ten Dont's For Canoeists.

Don't enter a canoe If you cannot
swim. = S-s
Don't take any chances that will
upset you. e. u@
Don't rock the canoe.
Don't exchange places while afoat.
Don't turn around quickly to watch
other objects.
Don't lean over the side of the
canoe to take objects from the water.
Don't lose the paddle.
Don't leave an upset canoe for il is
life preserver
Don't forget to have some cork
cushions in the canoe.
Don't get excited if an accident
happens.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Photographed Pa.

"Ah, pater. am no end glad to b,
home from college"
whats thatT
81 am jolly well pleased, y'knaw"
Hank, clean ont the old stall
There's a new critter on the place -
Louisville Courier-J Journal
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
a THOROUGH Sport.

The Young man. don't Won
know that there's a rainy day com
ing7 Spendthrift-Mebby there is. hui
I've got IS that says the weather man
won't call the turn Come now. If
you've got any nerve. show your
money.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

The other day an amateur artist was
producing some rapid sketches 10
amuse his children. He drew sketch
of a hen so naturally that when ii was
afterward thrown IN the waste paper
basket II laid there.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

She-He has a most extraordinary
figure, hasn't he? He-That's so.
believe an umbrella Is about the only
thing he can buy ready made.-Ally
Sloper.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Doctors Gave
No Hope
But Father Johns lIedi-
cine Gave He alth,
Strength and Flesh.

Year after year.
John r ALearn 4
26s Broad va, s.
Boston, MASS sui
fered With d per
sistent cough that
was s o " J du
e rel y breaking
him down. Re a.
edy after remedy
was tried, but with
no good resuss
A dozen different
q 0 tor said he
never would get
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
a Little DiHerent

az suppose" she said with fine sar-
casm, you were sitting up with a
triend?" no, m'dear," replied he
truthfully. 81 was sett!n' EN- up with
friend Houston Post.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

Something out of the usual in hatch
ing records comes from West Sumner
where w. T. Bisbee set a hen on 10
eggs out of reach of all other poultry
and the clutch of chicks Matched
numbered Is. Was it a case Of twins?
Maine Farmer.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

Supreme Judicia:-The third Tuesday in March
and September, and fourth Tuesday In December.
Civil and Criminal.
Probate:-The second Tuesday of each month
County Commissioners:-The FIRST Tuesday in
March and August and the second Tuesday in Decem-
Der.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

will mail GU free, to prove merit, sam
pies Of my Dr. Shops Restorative, and my
Book on either Dyspepsia The Heart or
The Kidneys. Trou les of the Stomach
Heart or Kidneys. are merely symptoms of
"a deeper ailment. Don't make the common
error Of treating symptoms only. symptom
treatment is treating the result Of your all
mept, and not the cause. Weak Stomach
nerves-the inside nerves-mesn Stomach
weakness, always. And the Heart and Kid
neys, as we |, have their controlling or in
side nerves. Weaken these nerves, and you
inevitably have weak vital organs. Here is
where Or. Shops Restorative has made It's
fame. No other remedy ever claims to treat
the "inside nerves. Also for hoating, bill
iousness, bad breath or complexion, use DR..
Shops Restorative. Write me today for
sample and free Book. DR.. Shoop, Racine,
Wis. The Restorative is sold by G r. Fogg.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

After suffering intense pain for 2
hours subsequent to falling into tub
of boiling water, Madelaine the ~
year old child of Mr.. and Mrs. Leslie
Neil of Everett, Mass, is dead at
East Northport. Mrs. Neil was called
from the room before she had
chance to cool the water and during
her absence the child climbed into the
tub, falling head first into the water
and rolling over.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
Stimulation without Irritation

This is the watchword. That is
what Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup
does. Cleanses and stimulates the
bowels without irritation in any
form.
G. R. Fogg and F. w. Buchanan.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

The man who is scared into being
good is the one most likely to boast
of his exceeding virtue.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

1t is the 'smile" of the saloonkeep-
er that enables him to separate other
men from their coin.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
WONDERFUL HAPPENING

Port Byron. y y, has witnessed one f
the most remarkable cases Of healing ever
recorded. Amos +. KIM, Of that place SAYS
"Bucken's Arnica Salee cured a sore IN my
leg with which had suffered over Sc years.
am now eighty.fve Guaranteed 10 cure
all sores by sampson X AYore and G. h.
Fogg, Druggists, 2sc.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
several counties and the number OF
scholars in each is divided as follows:

The following gives the number of
scholars and the amount apportioned
to the towns and plantations of Som
erSet county:
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
COUNTY DIRECTORY.
COUNTY OFFICERS.

Clerk OF Courts:
WILLIAM 1. SEEK1Ns, .................. Skowhegan
County Attorney:
THOMAS J. YouNG,. ............ Scion
Judge Of Probate:
AUGUSTINE SIMMONS. .............. North Anson
Register OF Probate;I
NATHAN FowLER,................. .Skowhegan
Register Of Deeds:
LLEwELLYN GOODWIN. ...... .Skowhegan
Treasurer:
E. P. DYER. .......,..,..'H ariand
Sheriff and Jailer:
CLYDE II. SMITH, .......,......... go. Skowhegair
DEPUTIES: J. D. Ring, Cambridge, George
Rhoades, Harmony; Ernest A. Cook Athens; A.
Goodrich, Skowhegan; W. W. Nye. Fairfield: Willis
c. Emery North Arson; E. L. Perkins. Madison;
Abel ". Rowell, Scion; c. S. Adams. Jackman
w. A Bigelow, St. Adams; A. F. Buker, Hartland
E. E. Frederick, Starks; w. E. Vies, Flagstaff
Fred H. Kimball, Mercer; E. E. Atwood. New Port
land; F. ]. Durgin, The Forks; E. A. Piper Smith
field; ]. D Foster, Ptshed; Sullivan Newton, aok
man; Fred Horne, Canaan; |. c. Pierce, Bingham;
Chas. J. Savage, Norridgewock.
County Commissioners.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25
When a man quits turning around
to look at pretty girl he is old en-
ough to give the undertaken Job.

you haven't the time to exercise regular
ly, Doan's Regulets will prevent constlpa-
ton. They induce mild, easy, healthful
action of the bowels without gripping. ASK
your druggist for them.
After reading lot of patent medi-
cine testimonials we wonder why
people ever die.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

Where there's will there's always
an heir.
Fortunately for the fool he doesn'
know he's fool.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

County Commissioners:
L. C.. WILLIAMS, Athens.
GEORGE T. TlBBETTs. Fairfield.
Henry CKowELI, Pitisheld
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

Itching piles provoke profanity but profan-
ity wont cure them. poau ointment cures
itching, bleeding or proUuding piles amer
Years OF suffering, At any drug store.
The Somerset reporter., 1907-07-25

No matter how much a man loves a
woman she thinks he ought to love
her more.