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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
DRESS HINTS.

A new sleeve will often make
dress presentable that otherwise must
be discarded
In changing garments, before ripping
look them over and be sure it is not
going to cost more TO get sufficient ma
teriaIs with which to make them over
than 1t would cost TO buy new.
Never hold the skirt on your lap
while basting Remember hat 1t Is
most important to keep II dat. so lay
1t on a table and bestc from top to
bottom with small, even stitches. Keep
your seams level and straight
To mend a dress that is worn under
the arms, rip the sleeves loose from the
dress well on either side of the under
arm seams and set new piece Of the
material neatly In the waist and sleeve.
These pieces should be nicely pressed
before again sewing the sleeve part
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

then reproduced by Scott graphic
phone. the construction of which, If
am not mistaken. antedated the birth
of Edison The record was made upon
q sheet of tin foil wrapped around a
brass cylinder which was actuated by
means of weight, train of wheels
and butterfly regulator. In this con-
nection-to show the antiquity of the
germs OF another modern invention
one day when looking through the files
of the journal des Swans l came
across the account of a machine which
was presented to the Academy of Sci
ences of Paris somewhere around the
early years of the eighteenth century
This machine was nothing else but a
typewriter; the description was very
summary. but | remember that IL had
individual type bars, the keys of which
We're made of ivory. 1t was the work
of NJ. Leroy of Versailles, who was
styled Horlogeur du Roy, the reigning
king being Louis XIV.-Alired Sang
In Engineering Magazine.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
widow

Widows exist in all countries, thus
counterbalancing the matrimonial de-
cadence which might otherwise result
from timid men. Widows are clinging
by temperament and attach themselves
readily to any object that cant help
itself, 1t is generally considered un-
lucky to meet widow on dark piaz-
"a by the light of the moon. In many
countries 10 be kissed by widow
means endless trouble. Widows are
frequently accompanied by children.
whose number is constantly liable to
increase. They roam at large over
the principal sections. and no man is
safe when they are near. All the per
feet men now dead have married wild
ows, thus forming continuous con
trast TO the miserable specimens who
still live. 1t has been said Beware Of
widows" but this is unnecessary, for
no man can really help himself-Life.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
First publication, April II. 1907-4.
PROBATE NOTICE.
Order limiting DINO and notice

Order limiting time and notice
VERNON COUNTY CoURT-IN PROBATE
State of Wisconsin County of Vernon, SIS
In the matter of the estate of Halvor o. Mue-
ler deceased.
On the application of Matt johnson Engh, admin
traitor of the estate of Havor o. Mueller. deceased.
no one having required the appointment of com
missioners on said estate:
Ii is ordered, that all creditors required to
present their claims and demands against the
said estate Of Halyor o Mueller. deceased, for ex
animation and allowance. ON or before the first
Tuesday of NoveTnbec A. d. 1907. which time is
hereby allowed and united for that purpose
Ii is further ordered. thai all claims and de-
ands Of all persons against the said estate of Ha
vor o. Mueller. d. ceased will Oc received, examined
and adjusted before this court. at its court room
in the court house in the city of Viroqua. in said
county. at regular terms thereof. appointed to be
held on the first Tuesday of November, 1897, and
all ere litors are hereby notified thereof:
Ii is further ordered. that notice of the time and
place at which said claims and demands viii be
received. examined and adjusted as aforesaid. and
of the time hereby limited for creditors TO present
their claims. be given by publishing a copy of this
order and notice for four weeks successfully, once
in each week. in the VERNON COUNTY CENSOR. a
newspaper published in the city of Viroqua in said
county: the first publication to be within ten days
from the date hereof.
Dated this 9Th das Of April 1907
BY the Court. ID. o. MAHoNEY County Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

The stone looked like piece Of dark
gray granite 1t was foot long and
several inches thick Lifted, it bent
this way and that, like rubber. at is
itacolumite or flexible sandstone" said
the owner. ut is found in California,
Georgia and several other states. Be
sides bending, it will stretch. Look at
it closely and you will see tha- it Is
formed Of a number Of small pieces Of
stone of various TINS all doyetailed to-
gether loosely, so as to allow OF slight
movement This movement Is what
causes the stone TO bend. See how it
bends. Like rubber precisely. ehf But
If bend il too far it will break"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Pub. Feb. 20 to Apr. II

Pub. Feb. 20 10 Apr. II
;, REASURY DEPARTMENT. OFFICE OF
COMPTROLLER { F THE CURRENCY
WASHINGTON. d. C., January 3d. 1907.
Whereas, by satisfactory evidence presented to
the undersigned. il has been made + appear that.
The First National Bank of VnoIua. in the
city of Yiroqua, in the county of Vernon and
state of Wisconsin. has complied with all the
provisions of the statutes of the United States re-
quired to be complied with. before an association
shall be authorized 10 commence the businesses OF
banking Nov therefore William b. Ridgely,
Comptroller of the Currency. do hereby certify
that the First National Bank of Niroqua" IN the
city of Niroqua in the county of Vernon, and
State OF Wisconsin is authorized TO commence the
business OF banking provided in Section 5l69.
of the Revised statutes of the United States.
In testimony whereof, witness my hand and
seal of office tins seth day Q. January 1867.
WitIlAa d. RIDGLY,
(Sean Com troller of the Currency.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
The Richest Man in the World.

The richest mar in the world can not
have his kidneys replaced nor live with
out them, so it is important not to neg
lect these organs. If Foley's Kidney
Cure is taken at the first sign of danger
the symptoms win disappear and your
health will be restored, as it strength
ems and builds up these organs as moth
ing else will. Oscar Bowman, Leban-
on, KY, writes: Il have used Foley S
Kidney Cure and take great pleasure
in stating it cured me permanently of
kidney disease, which certainly would
have cost me my life" A. j. Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
First publication April II. 1sO7--3
PROBATE NOTICE.
Notice Of application for letters Of adj

Notice Of application for letters Of administration.
xTERNoN COUNTY CoURT-IN PROBATE
' State OF Wisconsin. County of Vernon. IS.
In the matter of the estate of Andrew A.
Thompson. deceased.
On this 9Th day of April, A d. 1907 upon
reading and filing the petition of Gustav Thomp-
son of Vernon county, Wisconsin stating that
Andrew A. Thompson. late of the county of
Vernon died intestate. on or about the 10th day
of March. 1907. and praying that Andrew Toilet
ION be appointed administrator of the estate of
said deceased.
1t is ordered. that said application be heard be-
fore me- at the probate Office in the city of Viro-
qua on the 7th day of May, A. ID. 1907. at 10
o'clock a. m.
And it is further ordered. that notice of the
time and place appointed for hearing said appli-
cation be given TO all persons Interested by pub
fishing copy of this order for three weeks sue
cessively in the VERNON COUNTY CENSOR, a news
paper printed in said county previous 10 the time
appointed for said hearing
BY the Court. ID. o. MAHoNEY. County Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Poverty is the want of much, avarice
the want of everything.

"Preventics" will promptly check a
cold or the Grippe when taken early or
at the ''sneeze stage" Preventics cure
seated colds as well. Preventics are
little candy cold cure tablets, and DIR.
Shoop, Racine, Wis, will gladly mail
you samples and book on Colds free,
if you will write him. The samples
prove their merit. Check early Colds
with Preventics and stop Pneumonia
Sold in sc and 25c boxes by Dahl's Drug
Store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

1t has been noticed that those who
take Peruna during The first stages Of
the grip generally make more rapid
and complete recovery.
A Most Effective Medicine For
La Grippe.
Roht. l.. Madison, A. NJ, Principal of
Cullowhee High School, Painter, N. c.,
is chairman Of The Jackson County
Board Of Edueation. Heisa writer of
occasional verse and has contributed to
a number Of leading papers and Mega
zines.
In speaking of Peruna, Mr.. Madison
says:'I am hardly ever without ne ma
in my home. Itisth osuast efeatiF a
icine that have ever Seed fortaa re-
~ allso c1-e3 ms we Ia eat b
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
wHEATLAND.

Red Mound April I2-Our community was
startled recently 10 hear of the death OF Ernest
Mason, which occurred at Seattle. Washington,
March 3lst and his remains arrived at his home
near US. last Saturday. in the care Of his aunt
from Seattle The funeral sermon was preached
in Central NJ E. church, yesterday by Rev John
Watson. a neighbor and friend. Deceased was 20
years old. beloved by ali who knew him. and the
bereaYed parents brothers and sisters have the
sympathy Of the whole country and We hope the
brother who is sick in Seattle, may soon recover
Mr. and Mrs Resner Axlan rejoice over the arrival
Of baby girl Estella Miller is giving lessons
the piano and organ at her home ia Rcd Mound
Howard George has rented his farm to Curtis
ANGEL AdeIbert Nealy has bought George
Noysey farm. Voysey went up north last week
TO look for land Alvah Marshall boUsn; a team
of Fred Page Sallander Bros reee' YES tie ap-
prevail Of all respectable people for closing his
store Sundays
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
First publication, March n, 1907
SUM mons.

CTATE OF WISCONSIN, CIRCUIT COURT.
Al Vernon County.
Catherine M Bennett. plaintiff, VS.. William E.
Bennett, defendant.
The state of Wisconsin, TO the said defendant:
You are hereby summoned to appear within
twenty days after service of this summons. ex-
elusive of the day of service and defend the above
entitled action in the court aforesaid; and in case
Of your failure 50 to do Judgment will be rendered
against you according to the demand of the COM
plant. -
Note, The complaint in this action is file
with che clark of the court aforesaid, Viroqua.
Wisconsin.
j. HENRY BENNETT, Plaintiffs Attorney.
p o. Address, Viroqua, Wisconsin.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

when my friends thought | was
about to take leave of this world, on
account of indigestion, nervousn ess and
general debility, writes A. A. CHS
holm, Treadwell, N. Y, "and when ii
looked as if there was no hope left, !
was persuaded to try Electric Bitters.
and | rejoice TO say that they cured
me. am now doing business again as
Of old, and am still gaining daily "
Best tonic medicine on earth. Guar
anteed by A. j. johnson. druggist soc.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup cures
stomach and liver trouble as il aids di-
gestion, and stimulates the liver and
bowels without irritating these organs
like pills and ordinary cathartics. 1t
cures indigestion and sick headache and
chronic constipation. Orino Laxative
Fruit Syrup does not nauseate or grippe
and is mild and pleasant to take Re
fuse substitutes. A. J. johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
First publication. March 20. 1907. "A
PROBATE NOTICE.
Notice of sale of real estate.

\ ERNON COUNTY COURT IN PROBATE
State of Wisconsin, County of Vernon. as.
In the matter of the estate of Henry A. Linke.
deceased.
Notice is hereby oiven. that by virtue and IN
pursuance of an order of License made in said
matter on the 5th day of March. A. d. 1907, by the
county court of said county, the undersigned.
John L. Marshall. administrator of the estate Of
Henry A. Iinke. deceased. will on the 18th day
of April 1907 at 2 O'clock in the afternoon. at the
front door of the court house in the city of Vro-
qua Vernon county, Wisconsin, offer for sale at
public auction the following described lands, to-
wit:
The west one-half of the northeast quarter OF
section twenty seven t27) township thir en- u3D
north of range three t3) west, excepting the south
sixteen tl6I acres thereof.
Terms of sale cash.
Dated at Viroqua, March 19. 1907.
D. O. MAHoNEY, County Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

We are pleased to announce that Fo-
ley's Honey and Tar for coughs, colds,
and lung troubles is not affected by the
National Pure Food and Drug law as it
contains no opiates or other harmful
drugs, and we recommend it as safe
remedy for children and adults. A. j.
Johnson.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
RURAL NEWS ITEMS :
Contributed by the Censor's
Live Correspondents
vIRoouA

Bishp Branch April i5--Farmers are seeding in
tlIis vicinity Grace Henry IS working for Mrs
George Clemmonts Alice Jennings visited at
Cunningham's Sunday Eigie and Homer Cur
bingham spent the latter part Of the week at home
Charlie Turner spent Sunds at n A Han
chett's, Louis Phillips spent =, aday with his
sister. Mrs Ella McWilliams Mr. and Mrs M
Henry spent Sunday with their daughter Mrs
1ink Cowel Mrs II A Hanchett spent Satur-
day and Sunday with her sister Mrs Jane kiuna-
mon Iva Gielstrap IS working at Charles Ma
SON. John White. Jr IS on the sie, list Mr.
and Mrs Hob Groves spent Sunday at r Ien-
nings' VIII Hanehett made a business "trip to
Avalanche William Phillips of VIOLA visited
with his brother. Charles, Saturday and sunday
Charles Mason is on the sick list John White
Sr.. lost three valuable mich COWS. Sophia
Clark spent Sunday at home Chester Henry
spent Sunday at home c. ,renee Turner pur-
chased fine horse last week . Will keIllcutt is
building fence on the Lindemann farm.
MEMO
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17


w H. the
Court Army
Up0n the recommendation
nonia as 20 the efficacy of perana In Of
which
especially
road TO complete restoration
"My where
brigade Of her
untary testimonial the merits OF
part for its wonderful efficacy Wv. Fl Parsons
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
STERLING.

West Prairie April IS Farmers are getting
their tobacco seed ready The cheese factory
will soon be doing business. Hans Hum does a
rushing business with his Is horse power engine
Forum Bros will build a barn for Yttri q Skagen
- Nora Aberg has been staying with Mrs Hen
ry Call She Just returned home last Alex
Nelson is saving lumber with gasoline engine
John Fortner Is travelling through the country for
some company. SPRING BELLS.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

For Catarrh, let me send you free,
Just to prove merit, Trial size Box OF
DR.. Shops Catarrh Remedy. 1t is a
snow white creamy, healing antiseptic
balm that gives instant relief to Ca
tarrh of the nose and throat. Make the
free test and see. Address DIR. Shoop,
Racine, Wis. Large jars so cents.
Sold by Dahl's Drug Store.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

"The price of health in a malarious
district is just 25 cents; the cost of a
box of DR. Kings New Life Pills, I"
writes Ella Slayton, OF Noland, Ark.
New Life Pills cleanse gently and inn
part new life and vigor to the system.
25c. Satisfaction guaranteed at A. J.
Johnson, druggist
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

KODOL For Dyspepsia clears the
stomach and makes the breath as sweet
as rose. KODOL is sold by druggists
on a guarantee relief plan. ftconf0rms
strictly to the National Pure Food and
Drugs Law. Sold by o. E. Davis.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Pnenmonla,S peaoly Work

had so seriously affected my right
lung, writes Mrs. Fannie Conner, Of
Rural Route /, Georgetown, Tenn,
that ! coughed continuously night and
day and the neighbors prediction con-
sumption seemed inevitable, until my
husband brought home a bottle of Dr.
Kings New Discovery, which in my
case proved TO be the only REAL cough
cure and restorer of weak, sore lungs :
When all other remedies utterly fail
you may still win in the battle against
lung and throat troubles with New Dis
cogery, the REAL cure. Guaranteed by
A. j Johnson. druggist soc and $l.00
Trial bottle free.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Bitten by a Spider

Through blood poisoning caused by a
spider bite, John Washington of Bos-
queville, Texas, would have lost his leg,
which became mass of running sores,
had he not been persuaded to try Buck
first application relieved, and four box
es healed all the sores Heals every
sore. 25c at A. j. johnson, druggist.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

Does Coffee disagree with you? Pro-
badly it does! Then try Dr. Shoop' s
Health Coffee. Health Coffee is a
clever combination of parched cereals
and nuts. Not grain of real Coffee,
remember, in DIR. Shops Health Cof-
fee yet its flavor and taste matches
closely old Java and Mocha Coffee. If
your stomach, heart, or kidneys can t
stand Coffee drinking, try Health Cof-
fee. 1t is wholesome, nourishing, and
satisfying. It's nice even for the
youngest child. Sold by H. d. Will
Hams e Co.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

For sale, the Peter Skaalsnd pro
perty in the southwestern part Of the
city. Consists Of "a acres. good house,
barn and tobacco shed Inquire of Pet
er Skaaland, city or o. A. Kalvestran.
Readstown.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Weak Kidneys

Weak Kidneys. surely point TO weak kidney
Nerves. The Kidneys. Ike the Heart and the
Stomach. find their weakness, not IN the organ
Itself, but in the nerves that contr0l and guide
and Strengthen them. DR.. Shops Restorative is
medicine Specifically prepared to reach these
controlling nerves. 10 doctor the kidneys alone.
Is futile. IL is waste OF time ANA Of money as
we'll
II your back aches or q weak. If the urine
scalds. or Is dark and strong II you have symptoms
OF Brights or other distr sing or dangerous kid
ney disease try DR.. ShOup' ltestOmty We month
Tablets or Liquid-aBd sse what 10 can and win
Tor YOU Drasgist rec1lnman1 and ssll
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

Use Kemedys Laxative Cough Syr-
up Children like its pleasant taste.
Contains no opiates, but drives the
cold out through the bowels. Made
in conformity to Pure Food ar Drugs
Law. Recommended and sold by o. E.
Davis
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

Especially recomtns nsled for Piles
that is DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Ha-
eel Salve. Sold by T. O. Daais,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Catarrh Victims Susceptible.

People who have had catarrh of the
head, throat, nose or lungs are much
more liable to catch the grip than other
people.
The reason for this is that the mucous
membranes of the head, nose, throat or
lungs are injured by the catarrh and
the germs which cause the grip find
easy entrance into the system.
1t is well established fact that per-
fectly sound mucous membranes consti-
tute barrier to the entrance of disease
germs.
The best precaution any one can have
against the grip is to be perfectly free
from catarrh.
Peruna Preventive.
AS preventive of grip, Peruna has
done great deal OF good in the world
by its beneficial effect upon the mucous
membranes.
Catarrh has another untoward in
fiuence to be noticed in connection with
the grip.
Victims of catarTh who have had the
grip find themselves after the acute
stages have passed, in very weakened
and deplorable conditions.
After Effects of Grip.
The whole nervous system is i'm
paired; the digestive organs deranged;
the circulation of the blood feeble and
irregular. All these symptoms are pro-
duced, more or less, by The grip, and
especially in people who have had ca
earrh previous to the grip.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

The parsonage is the only repair shop
for broken hearts.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
PROMPT Relief.

IL Is no longer Heretg theory or an
assertion that Peruna is applicable tn
such cases.
Prompt Relief
In all OF the after-etfects Of the grip,
Peruna gives prompt relief. This has
been the experience of such a great
multitude of people that PerunE has
come to be a standard remedy for these
cases.
II person has not used Peruna TO
prevent the grip, the next best thing Is
to use Peruna to remove the after-ef-
fects of the grip.
A Safe, Reliable Remedy.
Even during the acute stages Of the
grip, Peruna taken 3n small, oft-re-
peated doses, is SO efficient that many
people use nothing else.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

A piano tuner has no license to throw
bootjack5 at cat caucus.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

The smart man knows when to quit,
but the money-maker, never.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

Nothing New Under tae sun.
/ remember the surprise with which
heard a cornet solo first recorded and
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
The Price of Health.

The mule is an emotional creature al
both ends.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Doing Business Again.

There is no elevator up the ladder Of
fame.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

All kinds of farm seeds sold by H.
ID. Williams & Co.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
kCmps BdIsdm

VIII sSOp any cough that
can be stopped by any
medicine and cure coughs
that cannot be cured by any
other medicine.
IL is always the best
cough cure. You cannot
afford TO take chances ON
any other kind.
KEMP'S BALSAM cures
coughs, colds, bronchitis
grip, asthma and cOnSuTnp-
ton i'm firSf stages.
III does not contain alec
hoI. opium, morphine. or
any other narcotic, poison
Gus or harmful drug
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

When you need pill, take pill, and
be sure it's an Early Riser. They are
sold by o. E. Davis
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

There is no vacation from the school
of experience.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17
Notice to Our Customers.

An upright piano may be downright
nuisance
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1907-04-17

Nothing so good as Csscasweet'
writes a mother who has used it. 1T
saved my baby's life, " writes another
Cascasweet is a vegetable corrective for
the disorders of child's stomach so
doses for % cents. Sold by O. F..