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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
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stand the truth from a man of his
second.iddle sort.
go ont" | commanded. Speak out!
Mowbray Langdon had on one twice
as loud the other day at the track"
"But perhaps you'll remember, It
was only his waistcoat that was loud
not he himself. Now, a man of your
manner and voice and-you've got a
look out OF the eyes that'd wake the
dead all by itself. Peaple can feel
you coming before they hear you.
When they feel and hear and see all
together-it's like a brass band in
scarlet uniform, with a seven-foot,
sky-blue drum major. If your hair
wasn't so black and your eyes SO
steel-blue and sharp and your teeth SO
big and strong and white. and your
Jaw such a-such a-jaw-"
II see the point" said l. And l did
you'll find you won't need to tell me
many things twice. I've got a busy
day before me here; so we'll have tc
suspend this until you come to dine
with me at eight-at my rooms.
want you to put in the time well. &C
to my house in the country and Their
up to my apartment; take my valet
with you; look through all my belong
ings-shirts, ties, socks, trousers
w~aistcoats, clothes of every kind
Throw out every rag you think doesn'
fit in with what l want to be. How''
my grammar"
l was proud Of 1t, l had been taking
more or less pains with my mode
Of speech for a dozen years. "Rathel
too good" said he. But that's bet
ter than making the breaks that aren'
regarded as good FORM"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
FRENzIED FINANCE.
How the Stock Gamblers Play with
the Peoples Money.

The director of the United States
mint in his recent review Of monetary
expansion and its effect upon prices
and industry, brings out the fact that
the last statement of the national
banks shows that the cash reserve
averages only about one dollar to each
ten dollars of deposits. That is a very
startling fact, for it shows that If de
positors were to withdraw one-tenth
of their balances it would take all
the money the banks have, and at
once produce a disastrous panic. He
therefore concludes that credit is ex-
banded to the limit" and believes that
to save the country from financial dis
aster a contraction of speculative &C
tivity is necessary. The history Oh
other such periods Of speculation in
dicates that the boomers will no. let
up until a crash forces them to. But
Mr.. Roberts also tells US that the
worlds production of gold for the
past year exceeds $500, 900 900 and is
increasing at the rate of over $25,OOO,-
900 a ear and the annual production
has more than doubled during the past
ten years. AS long as this gold expan-
sion continues prices will continue to
rise and unless our spectators great
ly overrun their credit there should
be no Smash up" though there will
undoubtedly occur periods of depres-
sion due to over activity.
There is nc doubt that the enormous
ly increased cost of commodities
Sc per cent on the average-requires
much more money to carry on the
business of the country and keeps a
much larger amount of cash in cricu-
lation in the hands of the people. This
increase in prices has been %accentuat-
ed by the advance in the market price
nf securities on the Wall street stock
exchange and elsewhere, mainly due
to the clique control of railroads and
other corporations and the frenzied
financing by the Wall street specula'
tors. We have a glimpse of this in the
evidence given before the interstate
COIulllClCS SOIlllIloolOh VI CHS
man stock dealings with the surplus
of the Union Pacific and other rail-
roads controlled by the same inter
ests. W. know that hundreds of mil
lions Of dollars that have been wrung
from the people through unreasonable
railroad rates have been tied up II
vast stock exchange deals in which
Hartman, Rockefeller and others are
interested, instead of the money find
ing it's way into the channels OF leglt
mate business.
The operations of the United state'
treasury under Shaw and approved BY
President Roosevelt have been help
ing these frenzied tinanciers by de
posting in national banks all tn'
available money in the treasury with
out even charging them interest.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
Il Served.

The mares nest story Of a con
spiracy of rich men" to defeat the
nomination of any R~ooseveltian IAN
didate for the presidency neither
alarmed nor angered the country. 1t
was simply astounded that anybody
could give the story credence or ex-
pect rational people to do so. But 1t
served the purpose Of diverting pub
lie attention from the Hartman cor
re~spondence, and from the campaign
contributions that were neither de-
clined nor sent back. That was no
vain boast of the president when he
said: I'VE are M novices in politics.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
CAUGHT With the Goods.

The Union Pacific railroad will have
to surrender to the government many
thousands of acres of coal lands in
the west which it has fraudulently &C
quired. Mr.. Hartman and the rail-
road magnates are entitled to no
thanks for this restitution, for their
fraudulent title was discovered by the
investigation of the interstate com
MERGE commission.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
Asseoais Ancient and Modern.

Assegais are to the front just o
In Zululand. The word "asesgai,"
however, is not originally a South AT
rican word. 1t is really "az-zaghayah,"
the az" being the definite article and
the rest of it a native Berber word
for a javelin, taken over into Arabia
Thence the Spaniards and Portuguese
took it and eventually it reached the
English and French from the Portu.
guese in Africa. Finally, a word that
had meant a javelin used by Berbers
and Moors was transferred to Kafir
weapons at the other end OF Africa.
In sixteenth century English 1t ap.
pears as "a~rchegayes'' and later az
"hasagays" or "hasaguays."
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25

it, and perhaps my readers may dis
owe even in this narrative, though
it is necessarily egotistic, evidence of
at least an honest effort not to be
BADLY boastful. Monson would have
liked to make of me a self-deprecating
sort of p~erson-such as he himself,
with the result that the other fellow
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
Women Less Than Cattle,

The Kafirs think less of their wives
than they do Of their cattle. They do
not allow the women to go near the
kraal whxsa they keep their animals
ana II q WV dies they grieve ,pto,
thaa thay Al when 4 woman ANN
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
The singular unanimity Of the grea

The singular unanimity Of the great
railroad magnates that federal super
vision of railroads is for the best in
terests OF the corporations, indicates
that they have better hopes Of con-
trolling a Republican congress than
the legislatures of As states. Perhaps
when the rate law is amended as the
Democrats and Senator La Follett,
proposed and the railroads are valued
and the water in their stocks and
bonds Is squeezed out, they may fini
they have jumped out of the frying
pan into the Are.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
= The Finest in South America :

veys the bulk of the coffee crop to
tidewater. This is owned by an Eng
fish company, as are several of the
railroads in Sac Paulo, and has proved
to be one Of the most profitable for
eign investments in the country
| John Barrett, in Review Of Reviews.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25

Protective tariffs are two-edged
swords and beget retaliation and pro-
duce tariff var which are If contin-
ued as destructive Of business and
even more so than other wars except
that mems lives are not sacrificed.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25

The following advertisement APP
pears in a fashionable English news
paper: Lonely lady wishes to ex,
change scandal with another; replies
required 1nly from those In the brgt
society, etc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
Erasures Made in Bill.
Little whispers, scarcely audi
wv Emf which will hnnomn mora r

Little whispers, scarcely audible
now, but which will become more pro
nounced, can be heard about the cap
itol corridors, and even on the floor of
either the house or the senate, of a
mutilat.on or obliteration of records
concerning a bill introduced in the
house at the regular session by Rep
resentative Busch and in the senate by
Senator Hudson. The bill provided
that county courts must, before sub
hitting to a vote a proposition to build
a court house, make known the loca.
I ton of the site.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-04-25
Bills introduced.

BY notwithstanding corporations
organized under the laws of this state
to report to the secretary Of state their
authorized capital, on which they shall
pay, in addition to all other taxes, a
tax of rs cents on each $1,000.
BY Polk-Making fraud in obtaining
signatures to dramshop petitions a
misdemeanor, punishable by fine or jail
Imprisonment.
BY Hill-Fixing the rate for long
distance telephone messages within
the state at 25 cents for three min
utes and not to exceed 3 cents for each
additional minute.
Approves Appropriation Bills.
The appropriation bills for the edu-
~cational, eleemosynary and penal insti.
buttons were also signed. These are
the measures from which conditional
reductions aggregating $793,50O were
made. All the bills left with the gov
ernor after rne sine die adjournment
of the regular session have now been
disposed OF.
The resolution offered Friday by
Representative Kios to double the
membership Of the committees on pri
yate corporations, municipal corpora
tons and criminal jurisprudence wa
defeated Monday night
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
The Notion
Department.

Then our Leather Goods Depart
ment is at it's height at this time, re-
gardiess of the advance in the price OF
leather. Read what we can sell YOU
for $500 bill.
"a inch heavy COW hide Suit case.
lined with a firm duck, hand made
handle. solid brass lock and hinges,
good steel frame, hand rimted, extra
heavy leather corners, brown or rus
set. catches or straps, with neat
leather name tag-a case you. can COM
pare with any you may find at $500.
Our price,. .. :. -. .. :. =. :. $500
Let us demonstrate to you that its
cheaper to buy than to borrow. for
the above is simply one item from this
department; we have hundred OF bags
and cases made of every grade of
material. A suit case from $125 to
$500 each; also bags from CSC to
$500 each. Come take a look, sale
or no sale, It's a pleasure to show
you through our Leather. Goods and
Notions Department.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

Our Notion Room is a department
where the weather conditions inter
fere the least There is always stir
of some kind. During this sale we
will try to change from the usual stir
to real rush. Read the following
items which will tell you how we ex-
pect to do it.
One lot Fancy Ribbons from liz to
inches wide; during this sale, per
yard. ...12I2
One lot Oriental and Venise Laces,
from to 6 inches wide; during this
sale, yard. >. =. :. :. =. ...15
One lot c. B. Corsets, broken sizes, to
close during this sale at Half price
One gross Dressing Combs, real black
rubber, 9 inches long, worth 35c;
during this sale, each. :. ..1o
The travelling season is here; read
what we have to make your trip pleas
ant. From the small tooth brush,
soap and wash cloth cases, that sell at
10c each, to the elaborate silk cover
ed, heavy rubber lined tourist case,
complete in every detail at $3.50 each.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
Wash Goods Department.

1-One lot, including Lawns, Batistes,
Dotted Swisses, Ginghams, Sateens,
Shirtings, Madras, Crepes and Hen
ley Serges to clean up, at per yard
2-One lot Silk Batistes, Silk Mus
line, Eoliennes and French Organ
dies, soc goods to close at. ..25
3-One lot Embroidered Mercerized
Batistes, Embroidered Handkerchief
Linens, and White Embroidered
Linen Suitings; goods ranging in
price from s1.0O to $500 per yard.
Sale price per yard. so to $1.o0
4-Three lots of White Pettlcoats,
Cambria and Muslin, Lace Embroid-
cry and Hemstitched Tucked, Trim
med, at .. .. .9S, $1.38 and $1.98
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
INLAlD lINOIEUMS.

Several patterns good grade Inlaid
Lino1eums. These patterns come in
rather dull colors in the tan and
plant patterns, and have not been
favorites to- our trade. However we
guarantee these to be all perfect in
every respect, but do not care to car
ry these over another season, there
fore we place these on sale at a
great sacrifice. Former prices
were sL00 and SIPS a square yard:
sale price. >. :. :. :. ...75
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

S-A lot of Ladies' Black Union Suits.
low neck and sleeveless, each only
:. ..25
"a lot of Ladies' Embroidered
Black and Fancy Hose, a pair only
10-An Assortment of regular soc.
Ladies' Hosiery at only, pair. SO
IA lot of Children's Underwear.
both long and short sleeves, each
PA variety of Children's Black
Lace Hose, a pair only. ...19
The above represent only a part
of the many good values to be found
in this department.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
Domestic Department.

500 yards Pawnee Madras for skirts
and shirt waist suits, worth 20c;
now. lis
500 yards Percale, worth IL nc, for 10
200 yards Cotton Beige, worth S 1-3c,
1or-. ..oo
500 yards Arnold Plaid Suitilgs,
worth zoe and csc, yard only. lis
500 yards Flanneiettes for house
wrappers and jackets, worth 1212c.
yard. +. :. :. =. :. :. 10
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
Some Special
Values For
Summer Comfort
Furnishings

IA variety of Mems Negligee Shirts
at each. ..59
2-An assortment of Mems Negligee
Shirts, at each. :. :. :. AS
"a line of s1.oO quality Mems Neg
ligee Shirts, good patterns, at each
:. ..79
"A line of Mems Mesh Underwear.
shirts and drawers, each only. .43
"a lot of Mems Summer Underwear.
Shirts and Drawers, at each. :. ..19
Ga variety of Mems Fancy Half
Hose, 25c quality, at, per pair only
:. ..18
An assortment of Mems Neckwear,
four-in-hand and shield teck, each
only. =. :. :. =. :. :. >. ...19
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

500 yards 30 inch Dress Ginghams,
Scotch Pfaids, 1Sc values to go at
One lot of SOC Pillow tops to go at,
each. :. =. >. :. ..15
per yard only :. :. :. :. LOB 1-3
10 dozen All Linen Hand Drawn 20
inch Squares, worth $50, each
.. :. :. .. .. :. S1.08
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

1.-Two lots of extra choice Corset
Covers at each. ;. :. ...25 and so
6-One lot of Black Mercerized Skirts,
assorted styles at greatly reduced
prices-sure to attract the buyer.
7-One lot of Children's and Misses
White Swiss and Net Dresses
sizes from to IA years-prices
from $500 to $500, to close out at
half price.
S-One lot of Percale and Lawn Dress
ing Sacks and Short Kimonos Sale
price, each. :. =. =. :. $50
9-One lot of Embroidered India Lin
on Waist Patterns, to close at each
-.oO
10-One lot of Sun Bonnets and Sun
Hats, to close at each. :. .....1o
Regular price Csc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
Dress Goods Department.

-..33 1-S
BLACK DRESS GOODS REMNANTS
at about half price.
COLORED DRESS GOODS REM
NANTS in lengths for skirts, waists
and children's dresses. All reduced
pieces Glove Skin Mercerized Cloth,
worth Csc; sale price. :. LOB 1-3
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

6 pieces Black Dress Goods in Mel
rose, Batiste and Diagonals, worth
SIPS and $1.50: sale price. ...68
6 pieces French Wool Challies. ..48
2 pieces So inch Black Peau de Sole,
worth s1.35; sale price. 80
2 pieces Sc inch Black 'Taffeta, worth
S1.00; sale price. ;. ;. ;. :. -..79
pieces Novelty Skirting, worth s1.25
and $3.50; sale price. :. :. ...4S
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
Lace Curtain and Quilt
Department.
This department will have some extraordinary
bargains to offer.

% Odd Pairs of Curtains, l pair of
kind in Nottingham, Brussels,
Swiss and Net. To close at one
half of the regular price.
Is Odd Curtains, mostly sample cur
tains in the better grades, to close
at. each. :. :. $500
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

5 patterns of Colored Madras, former
price Csc and 75c, to close at, yard
:. ..3s
Last chance to buy one of those
Washeasy Quilts, size S2x90, for the
low price Of csc. Only half case
left.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
TAPESTRY PoRTIEREs.

About 125 pairs Tapestry Curtains
go in this sale at a great saving to
the purchaser. These are Mercerized
Tapestries and few patterns of the
crinkled silk. A great many of these
are slightly soiled from display which
makes us all the more anxious to dis
pose of same, as we have placed our
fall order for new draperies and need
the space for same. During this sale
viii give you the extra special dis
count of 80 per cent on the entire lot.
Remember this means a great saving
to you on your portieres.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
HAM MOckS.

As the season is practically over rUr
Hammocks and we will have dozen
in stock, rather than carry these over
another season, will close these at 25
per cent discount. These range in
price from 6oc to $3.50 each.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
ALL WOOL INGRAINS.

About Is good patterns All Wool In
grains from 20 to so yards in a
piece, regular values 75c; our. sale
price. a yard. j. $50
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
PRINTED lINOLEUMS.

About Is patterns good grade Printed
Linoleums. ranging in yardage from
is to 20 square yards in the piece.
values SOC and Coo; sale price,
ward AZ
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
COUCH COVER SPECIAL.

100 good new Novelty Stripe Tapestry
Couch Covers, fringed all around,
worth SIPS each; sale. price, each
..S9
One lot Fancy Stripe Couch Covers.
extra width, worth $3.50 each, sale
price,. -. -. .. -. .. ...o8
These bargains are well worth your
while looking after
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

We now have very complete line
of Trunks in almost every style made,
such as the Dresser Trunk, Wardrobe,
Wall Steamer and the Automatic Lift
ing Tray Trunks. Trunks in all sizes
from IS inches to AZ inches. Prices
range from 1925 to $3.50. In order
to make this safe interesting right
now while the season is at its best
for this particular line OF goods, as
you are needing a good strong trunk
Therefore, while this sale lasts we
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
ALL WOOL INGRAM REMNANTS

300 yards Wool Remnants, ranging in
yardage from 4 to 9 yards in a strip,
worth 75c yard; our sale price,
a yard. :. :. 80
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
July
Clearance
Sale
Carpets and Rug.

the Carpet Department and orders Lot /
have been placed for the new stock rug
of fall goods. We anticipate showing piie
Sever
and up-to-date carpets and rugs ever
One ]
sells
it quite necessary to make some great 90
sacrifices on the remaining stock. %
During the next 10 days we VIII orer One |
some of the most extraordinary money $25.
saving values ever heard of in Rich
mond.
A nur
TAPESTRY BRUSSELS CARPETS. Rug
6 good patterns Tapestry Brussels, July
worth S5c a yard, July sale price
:. .02Ia ,,os
One lot 10 Wire Tapestry Brussels Won
Carpets, some with borders to
match. regular value s1OO per yard;
July safe price, ..Io lot
VELVET CARPET. patti
Several good patterns Velvet Carpet sale
ranging in yardage from 20 to 80 so GOO
yards in the roll regular values July
1925 July sale price, a yard. :. 80 25 po
8 good patterns Smith Velvet Carpet Moque
with border TO match. regular sell prize
ing price $1.25 made and laid,
yard. ...So
HARTFORD AND EXTRA AxMIN-
go in
About IL good bright patterns to Sc ;,
-, the pu
e,so 80 e. VOID 1,,,- .,o Tapest
price, made and laid and lined. a crinklt
yard. -. :. :. :. :. ;. :. ..s1.1e are sli
ALL WOOL INGRAM REMNANTS. makes
300 yards Wool Remnants. ranging in po'e =
yardage from 4 to wards in a strip. fall or
worth 75c a yard; sale price, the SIP
yard 80 will 6
ALL WOOL INGRAINs. count
About Is good patterns All Woo; In Remen
grains from 20 to so yards in to you
piece, regular values 75c; our. sale
price, yard. $50 G
PRINTED LINoLEUMs. 100 go
About 10 patterns good grade Printed
Lnoleums, ranging in yardage from Wort
is to 20 square yards in the piece. -.
values SOC and Coo; sale price.
yard. ..45
extr;
'NIAio I'NoIEomS. price
Thes
Linoeums. These patterns come in
rather dull colors in the tan and WIN
plant patterns, and have not been
favorites to. trade. However we
guarantee these to be all perfect in As Il
every respect, but do not care to car uomnn
ry these over another season. there
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25

1 lot Pal. Velvet Hearth Rugs, 100
patterns, bought specially for this
sale, $500; sale price. :. ..$1.48
so good Moquette Rugs, worth $3.50;
July sale price :. .. :. :. ..S1.o8
Moquette Rugs, size 36x72, regular
price $4.25; sale price. ;. $3.50
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
VELVET CARPET.
HARTFORD AND EXTRA AxMIN-
STEERS.

About IL good bright patterns to Sc
lect from. These formerly sold at
$3.50 and $1.65 a yard; July sale
price, made and laid and lined, a
ward CT 10
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
Ready-tO-Wear Dept.

6 Ladies Tailored Suits, slightly
damaged, to close. :. :. 1898
% Ladies' Tailored Elton and Coat
Suits, to close at one-half the regu-
lar price.
is Ladies' Coats in Coverts, Silk,
Cloth, and Pongee, odd lot. black or
colors, former price $40 TO SIS. TO
90 Ladies' Jackets and Box Coats in
Mixtures, Coverts and Blacks, for
mer price $3.50 to $40, to close at
.So.4o
Nunsveiling Shirt Waist Suits in
cream, grey and lavendar, former
price $3.50 to SIS, to close at. $500
Is Black, Cream and Colored Walking
Skirts, former price So to 81, to
close at. .s2.oo
10 same as above, former price $40 to
$14, to close at. $500
) Black and Colored Silk Shirt Waist
Suits, former price $3.50 to $4,000,
10 ciose at. ..So.oo
10 Black and Colored Silk Shirt Waist
Suits, former price SIS to s2250 to
close at. ..$1O.Oo
Is Black and Colored Silk Shirt Waist
Suits former price s24 to SIS, to
close at. .$lfoo
10 Black and Colored Taffeta Waists, |
former price SIS and Sc, to close at
Coiored Silk Jumpers, former price
81, to close at. :. ..$1.98
Ladies' White Net Dresses for party |
and evening wear former price
$40 and $50, to close at $1,000 |
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-25
ONE LOT OF PARASOLS.

Black and Fancy Colors, regular price
SO to 81, to close at :. :. :. $500
The balance of Parasols left will be
marked down at prices that will be
worth your time to look and after ex-
amining them you will want to invest
in one.