The Washington herald., 1907-06-06

the stage But If this latest union sur
wives a campaign of honeymoon pies, who
shall say that a new light has not
dawned and a brighter future burst
abloom for the theatrical profession? As
heroic as the treatment Is and as unCer-
tain as the outcome may appear, We can
not refrain from extending congratulations
20 the plucky one who dares make the
test. To her we say, May all loves pies
be angel food, and may nothing but sweet
content and pleasant dreams attend their
assimilation,
"slnce "a scientist has discovered that
disease germs are carried by bullets. the
wisest plan Is to duck and dodge them,
says the Birmingham News. But isn't
that the wisest plan, germs or no germs?
Mr. Dolphin Delmas has gone TO San
Francisco to enter a plea Of dementa
swiperina Tor abe Rgef e. al
Mr. Bryan Will receive his reward IN
the long rum says the Memphis Com
merc!al-Appeal, No doubt Mr.. Bryan
would like 10 know what in blazes the
Commercial-Appeal considers long run
Up in the tower OF the Times Build
ing. the city editor was dashing OFF his
Leading editorial" says Mr Arthur Train
in a magazine article While down IN
the basement. probably the editorial
writer's were reporting a baseball game.
Il am proud Of the fact that was
joe" Surely. the esteemed Charlotte OBJ
server viii lose no time returning the
compliment.
"The Spanish heir cried when he was
christened." says the Columbia state A
burden Of twelve long names was enough
90 make him cry
prof. E. Box. Doctor Of Laws" is
the fit and proper way TO write it now.
The gentleman's family name Is quite as
prominent in the miX-up as the ham I'm
a railroad sandwich.
"The weather man made a Garrison
finish" says the Richmond Tlmes-Dis-
patch Glad TO know he has met his fin
ish. NJ all events.
The man who started the Carter Har-
rison boom is evidently one Of those fell
lows who wants but little here below nor
wants that little long
Field Marshal Oyama may he sporing
for a fight with this country. as the
screamcrs contend. but it will take more
than their word to convince us that such
is the case.
Signor Caruso has written the story OF
his life. but as it contains no reference
70 monkeys, It is not likely TO prove one
of the six best sellers.
Suggestion for q topic for sweet girl
graduates sour boy graduates. com
mencement orators. and debating socie-
ties "Can wolf kill a caribou by biting
Il in the breast?'
Still. even though We confess that the
American souvenir collector Is rapa-
cious marauder. it must be admitted that
European fake-relic vendors more than
even up things with him.
'There is music In Bryan and Ryan"
says a contemporary Mayhap: hut II
isn't Of that quality guaranteed TO sootha
the savage breast
Excluding Edgar Allan Poe once everv
six months is the favorite and noisest ef-
fort OF the Hall Of Fame's press agent.
IF YOU live in Texas. bear this fact in
mind says the Denison Herald. What
frightful burden 90 bear,
We believe that the gentle art Of kiss.
ing has been maligned. but the Baltimore
physician vino AYERS that it 'is not at all
dangerous Is advancing a rather sweep
ing opinion.
Wake. for the pie is calling" admon-
ishes the Bentztown Bard. IN the Balti-
more Sun The Open-face pie, OF course.
A truthful Massachusetts, man tells Of
a Jay bird that makes a speciality Of
whipping ,oncats II doesn't follow.
however. that this jay story is the prod
uct of a nature faker.
King Peter Of Servia's announcement
that the rich Chicago widow is not for
him appears to have caused tremendous
surprise to every one except the widow.
"A sOiled hand looks as good 10 me as
any other" says the President a good
deal depends upon what you get in the