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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
BROILING.

If the fire should be too hot, sprinkle
salt over it.
Birds and other things which need
to be halved should be broiled inside
first
Always grease the gridiron we'll and
have it hot before the meat is placed
on it.
Never put your fork in the lean part
Of meat on the gridiron, as it allows
the juice to escape.
Fish should be buttered and sprin-
kled with flour, which will prevent the
skin from adhering to the gridiron.
RemembR that hot, clear fire is
necessary Tor broiling all small arti-
cles. They should be turned often to
be cooked evenly without being burned.
Cover the gridiron with a tin pan or
baking pan. The sooner the meat is
cooked without burning the better
The pan holds the heat and often pre-
vents a stray line of smoke from
touching the Ireat.-Philadelph Ledg-
err.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
CALLING IN PARIS.
Tho Concierge Is Peculiar lnstitu-
ton In Several Ways.

ton In Several Ways.
You leave your card at the door of
the person to whom you desire to pre-
sent yourself, and there it is taken in
charge by that peculiarly French func-
Barrett Wendell in Scribner's. At
least in Paris, the greater part of
French people live in large houses con-
tanning number of apartments with
common entrance and staircase.
Close to the entrance door, on the level
Of the street, are some stuffy little
rooms inhabited by the concierge, or
porter, with his family. Their duty,
among other things, is to keep strict
watch on whoever goes in or out, and
at least one of them, often the porters
wife or half grown daughter, is always
at hand
The chief popularity Of their temper
ament seems to be Unsuitable appetite.
At whatever hour Of day or evening
you call on concierge you are sure to
find somebody eating or just risen
from table, and the atmosphere inhab-
tied by this bustling parsonage seems
Immortality laden with the fumes Of
something recently boiled.
No matter whether you call on a
friend who lives in some unpretentfous
out Of the way place or on one who
inhabits something like palace, the
concierge is always about the same.
You can detect little difference be-
tween those in charge Of important
doors and Of insignificant They are
as like as house flies. OF course there
are private houses in Paris, with regu-
lar domestic servants such as you
would find anywhere, but these grand
or simple, are so unusual that you re-
member the concierge as everywhere
standing between you and further hui
man intercourse.
In response to your card, which the
concierge duly sees delivered, comes a
card, often with a note, in return. If,
as is generally the case, this acknowl-
edgment Of your existence contains an
intimation of when your French ac-
quaintance may be found at home, Ell
ther habitual or for your special bene-
Ut, you make your second WISH DIT IulS
appointed time and thus enter into real
personal relations.
Otherwise, your intercourse has limit
ed itself to polite exchange of cards.
! Generally speaking, you never expect
or attempt to see French people socially
except when they have asked you to
one Of their regular days of reception
or have made definite appointment
To call on person at any other time
to do more than leave your card with
the concierge-would be an intrusive
pretense to intimacy
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
A WISE BRlTON.

He Half Suspected at the Start That
the Feathers Weren't Edible.
A Brooklyn man who entertained an
English relative tells this without the
CULVER of an eyelid:
'My cousin from London reached
New York last summer, along with a
hot wave. The crowds were deep be-
fore the soda water fountains on lower
Broadway. He remarked that he did
not comprehend how Americans could
swallow that nasty. slush.'
"a mere preference I explained.
we have many curious examples of
that kind in this country. One Of the
most remarkable evidences of insatia-
BILE appetite for froth rather than sub
stance is that of the American poultry
lover who daily advertises in our New
York papers for 1000 feather beds. AS
you may we'll imagine, he is said to
have entirely lost his taste for the
flesh Of the fowl
"'Oh, reallyv exclaimed the English
man in quiet surprise. Nothing more
was said till nine months later, when
opened my mail one day and found
a marked copy Of the London Times,
which he had sent to me. He called
my attention to this extract in an
article on mob rule and lynching in
America, 1t can hardly be possible
that the supply Of tar and feathers in
the United States will be sufficient at
the rate the mobs are covering the
bodies Of the poor wretches who are
tortured and Inundated before they are
drawn and quartered or burned at the
stake
fancy you will see your error
after reading this he wrote. Tt is
quite plain the man wanted the beds
for another purpose and not, as you
believe, to eat brooklyn Eagle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
FACTS IN NATURE.
Hot Only Do We Get Inspiration Frua
Nature. But Health - Well.

For people who are rundown and nerv-
ons. who suffer from indigestion or dYs-
nensia. headache, biliouSneSs, or torpid
liver. coated tongue with bitter taste in
the morning and poor appetite, it be-
comes necessary to turn to some toMc or
strengthened which Will assist Nature
and help them to get on their feet and
put the body into it's proper condition. 1t
Is hecoming more and more apparent that
Natures most valuable health giving
agents are to be found in forest plants
and roots.
Nearly forty years ago, DR.. R.V. Pierce,
now consulting physician to the Invalids'
Hotel and Surgical Institute, at Buffalo,
n. Y, discovered that by scientifically
extracting and combining certain medici-
nal principles from native roots, taken
from our American forests, he could pro-
duce a medicine which was marvelously
efficient in curing cases OF blood disorder
and liver and stomach trouble as we'll as
many other chronic, or lingering all
Natures vitality he named Golden Med
zeal Discovery" It purifes the blood by
putting the stomach and liver into
healthy condition, thereby helping the
digestion and assimilation of food which
feeds the blood. Thereby it cures weak
stomach, Indigestion, torpid liver, or bill
iousness, and kindred arrangements.
Ii you nave cOaGeu tongue, Will OltIeI
or bad taste in the morning, frequent
headaches, feel weak, easily tired, stitches
or pain in side, back gives out easily and
aches, belching Of gas, constipation, or
irregular bowels, feel flashes Of heat al
ternating with chilly sensations. or kim
dred symptoms, they point to derange-
which the eGolden Medical Discovery
will correct more speedily and perma-
nently than any other known agent. Con-
tains no alcohol or habit-forming drugs.
All it's ingredients printed in plai.N Eng
lish on wrapper.
The sole motive for substitution is to
permit the dealer to make a little more
profit. He gains; you lose. Accept no sub
stitute for vGolden Medical Discovery
Constipation causes and aggravates
many serious diseases. It is thoroughly
cured by DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
One a laxative; two or three are cathartic.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
LAWYERS IN ENGLAND.
The Difference Between the 8arrister
..l a.. col;e;%op

The Difference Between the BarrlStef
and the Solicitor.
The barrister in England is the very
salt of the earth. He it is who makes
the laws, who goes into parliament,
himself seven or eight degrees higher
up in the social scale than any other
poor or middle class mortal, and with
all this he has absolutely no response
bility toward his clients. That ancient,
much abused thing called custom in
this country has created for the law
two separate and distinct limbs, which
may be compared in measure to the
life of the bee. One is the drone and
the other the queen. The drone is the
solicitor, who sits in an office working
up case, consulting clients, drawing
gills, controlling estate transactions and
controlling the incomes of people who
are unfortunate enough to be saddled
under the trust deeds. The solicitor,
who has his own tradition to work out.
does not ever get to himself any glory
whatever. Except in police and coun-
ty court cases, he is persona non grata,
or, in the words 81 the judges, she is
not seen" If he has a case on hand,
he is obliged to take it to a barrister,
who, though he may never have heard
of the matter in dispute before, dons
his wig and gown, proceeds into court
and argues till all is black and blue,
as if he knew all about it, for which be
draws most prodigious fee, quite big
enough to enable him to appear nicely
mounted in the row every morning.
II he spoils the case, there is no chance
for redress, because the barrister is
merely gentleman whom fiction po-
litely assumes to be friend in need.
All the onus Of failure falls upon the
poor solicitor. There are no barristers
in prison, but there are a good many
solicitors who wear the broad arrow
which is the trademark Of his majesty
prisons. The solicitor remains the old
time family adviser, to whom all sorts
Of foolish people bring their trust
deeds, their stock certificates, their
government bonds and all such docu-
ments which have tendency to lead a
weak men into temptation, and that is
why so many solicitors, when they
need money, find it impossible to re-
sist the desire to take that which is
not theirs.-London Letter in Town and
| Country.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
The Charming Woman

is not necessarily one of perfect form
and features. Many plain woman who
could never serve as an Artists model,
possesses those rare qualities that all the
world admires- neatness, clear eyes,
clean smooth skin and that sprightli-
ness of step and action that accompany
good health. A physically weak woman
is never attractive, not even to herself.
Electric Bitters restore weak women,
give strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth,
velvety skin, beautiful complexion
Guaranteed by 0. M. Olsen, Druggist
soc.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
HOW WE ARE FORMED.
4 Few Of the Many Marvels of the HUI
man Body.

man Body.
On an average mans body there are
100000 hairs. Plucking one every sec
ond it would take him twelve eight
hour working days to pull them all out.
In his blood there are %, 900 600, OOO, 900
red corpuscles. Laid out side by side
they would cover surface of 3,130
square yards.
The whole Of the blood passes through
mans heart nearly twice in every
minute. 1t weighs one-thirteenth of
the entire body weight, and it moves
in different parts of the body at speeds
varying from ten feet to 1866 yards
(nearly one mile) an hour.
The fat of your body is fluid. It be-
comes solid only when the body cools
after death. It is one of your most
useful constituents, forming noncon-
Quoting sheath to protect you from
cold, acting as pads to preserve from
shock, on the tips Of the fingers, the
toes and the heels and lying always
ready as reserve food supply when
you can get nothing to eat.
A little artery passes from your brain
through the skull into the scalp, which
acts as a safety valve when the brain
is congested with blood.
The skin cannot grow again once
it is destroyed; hence the unsightly
scars left by burns and severe wounds.
Only the surface layer can renew
ITSELF When the whole thickness is de
stroyed, it never reforms. This is the
more curious as muscles, nerves, blood
vessels and bones, all less liable to in
jury than the skin, can grow again.
You are really a water rather than
land animal. Although as a whole
you live on dry land, your body con.
sists Of countless millions Of separate
living particles, and these are all i'm
mersed in the water which constitutes
four-hfths Of your substance.
Within the inner part Of your ear,
deep in the bone, is a quantity of fluid
which acts as a spirit level and enables
you to keep your balance Chicago
Record-Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Get What You Ask For.

When you see an article well-adver-
tised in the newspapers, you may be
sure it's good article, for advertising
only pays if the goods are honest and
posses merit. The people who make
a speciality Of one advertised article,
like Cascarets, Candy Cathartic for
example, stake their whole business
existence on it's doing what they say it
will. They must make good" as the
saying is. Readers of this paper are
urged to be sure that they get what
they ask for, when they ask for an
advertised article, for it's the good
thing that is initiated and counter
feited. Don't accept substitutes! In
sist on getting the genuine
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Circus Folks Most Moral.

Notwithstanding the absence Of the
artificial safeguards that a convention
al society has ordained, circus perform
ers are, as a class, the most moral folk
on the face of the earth. An old circus
man expressed the fact in this way:
For 200 years there has not been a
domestic scandal nor a divorce among
us when both husband and wife were
from recognized circus families. In ev-
cry case where there has been a scan
dial, either one or the other has been
an outsider. Everybody Magazine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Oldest of British Sports.

Hawking is the oldest of all British
sports. To the uninitiated the most
marvellous feature of hawking is the
manner in which the hawks them
selves, naturally the widest and wari-
est of the feathered tribe, have been
trained to surrender voluntarily their
liberty and return literally like a bolt
from the blue in obedience to the will
Of the falconer This indeed seems
the more remarkable when one learns
that the best birds are those which
have attained maturity in a wild state.
London Ladies' Field
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
DISEASES OF MEN AND PRIVATE
DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
Long Live The King

is the popular cry throughout European
countries; while in America, the cry of
the present day is Long live DR.. Kings
New Discovery, King of Throat and
Lung Remedies of which Mrs. Julia
Ryder Paine, Truro, Mass, says: SIT
never fails to give immediate relief and
to quickly cure cough or cold" Mrs.
Paine's opinion is shared by majority
of the inhabitants of this country.
New Discovery cures weak lungs and
sore Threats after all other remedies
have failed and for coughs and colds
it's the proven remedy. Guaranteed by
o. NJ. Olsen, Druggist. SOC and s1.OO.
Trial bottle free.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Youthful Financier.

This really happened in New York
the other day:
Displeased Parent Molly, I find you
have been buying three pairs Of gloves
without my permission. Why did you
do so? Miss Molly (aged twelve)-
Why, daddy, I was obliged to have
some gloves; hadn't pair to wear!
Displeased Parent-It was wrong of
you to buy the gloves without the per-
mission either Of your mamma or
myself. Miss Molly-Well, never mind,
daddy, dear; they won't cost anything.
had them charged.-New York Post.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

Cures permanently the cases he I'M
dertakes and sends the incurable home
without taking a fee from them. This
is why he continues his visits year
after year. while other doctors have
made a few visits and stopped. DR..
Jones is an eminently successful spec
ialist in all chronic diseases proven by
the many cures effected in chronic cases
which have baffied the skill of all other
physicians. His hospital experience
and extensive practice have made him
SO proficient that he can name and To-
cate a disease in a few minutes.
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness, Diseases
Of the Ear, Nose, Throat and of the
Lungs (and Consumption in the earlier
stages) are to be cured when DR.. Jones'
methods are applied.
Granulated Eyelids and Cataract per-
manently cured by his Absorption
Treatment.
Glasses fitted and Guaranteed.
Cross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Astonishing cures are readily made
in cases of Chronic rheumatism, Pa
ralysis. Epilepsy and Skin Cancer.
Treats all durable Diseases of the
Heart, Blood Skin, Liver, Stomach,
Kidney, Bladder, and Of the Nervous
System, and Female organs.
never-failing remedy for Big Neck.
PILES, FIsTULAE and RUPTURE
guaranteed cured without detention
from business. Special attention given
to all Surgical cases. -,Sa
NERVOUS DEBILITY. ~ai
Are you nervous and respondent;
weak and debilitated; tired mornings !;
no ambition-lifeless; memory poor;
easily fatigued; excitable and irritable; ;
eyes sunken; red and blurred; pimples
on face; restless, haggard looking;
weak back; deposit in urine; distrust-
tul; want Of confidence; lack of energy
and strength, sleepless?
DISEASES OF MEN AND PRIVATE
DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
Blood Poison, Syphilis, Structure,
elect, Spermatorrhea, Varicocele, Hy-
drocele, and the effects of early Vice
or Excess, producing Debility, Nervous
ness, Defective Memory, etc, which
ruins mind and body, positively cured.
WONDERFUL CURES
Perfected in old cases which have
been neglected or unskillfully treated
No experiments or failures. No incur
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Consultation Free and Confidential.
Address DR.. ADDISON-JONES.
G 3SO1 Lake Ave., Chicago.
Reference, DreyeI State Bank.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
How Inconsistencies!

young Ruggles did very thought
less thing"
''What was that?"
''He wrote a poem in honor of a
certain young woman who had just
completed her twenty first birthday
and published it in the college paper"
wasn't it a good poem?''
Every good"
whats the criticism then?''
Why, everybody who wants to find
out can look back any time and discov-
er how old the young woman is"-
Cleveland Plain Dealer
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

When there is the slightest indication
of indigestion, heart burn, fatulence or
any form of stomach trouble take a
little Kodol occasionally and you will
be afforded prompt relief. Kodol is
compound of vegetable acids and con-
tains the juices found in healthy stom-
ach. Kodol digests what you eat, makes
your food do you good. Sold by Eugene
A. Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
DOGS That Worry

If you have ever seen dog that has
will wonder whether even the lower
animals have not the elements of wor-
ry to disturb them. But the man wor-
RIGS about many other things than
bones or masters, and the dog never
suffers from insomnia through fear of
a future life or the state Of his bank
ing ACKNOWLEDGEMENT.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Not Even the Clock.

Two ladies were being shown
through the State Hospital For the
Insane. AS they entered ward one
turned to the other and said, 81 won
der if that clock is right?'
An inmate standing near overheard
her and instantly replied: Great Scott,
MOI 1t wouldn't be here if it WASP
Lippincotfs.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Wanted a Better One.

Patient-When you're i'll, doctor, do
you treat yourself?
mo. / call in one of my colleagues. !"
Then can't call in one of them
the one that cured you ?'-Kurger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

Thousands of people are daily suffer
ing with kidney and bladder troubles
dangerous ailments that should be check
ed promptly. DeWit.'s Kidney and
Bladder Pills are the best remedy for
backache, weak kidneys, Inflammation
of the bladder. Their action is prompt
and sure. A week treatment for Csc.
Sold by Eugene A. Ptetferle,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
The Difference.

"Pa, what's the difference between
the meaning of prepared and ready?'
"Well, there's many a person who
may be prepared to die, but I never
saw one who was ready" Chicago
Record Herald
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

Don't keep so busy making money to
afford pleasure that you have no time
to devote to pleasure. Louis Globe
Democrat.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24
Careful.

I'm going to put fender on the
front of my runabout."
$50 you won't run over some one?"
''Nope. So it won't hurt the radiator
when Cleveland Plain Dealer.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

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selected, and, having purchased them some time ago
LAND AGENTS., ATTENTlON!-secure control
or lOo00 acres OF this land which you do by MAX
$4,000 Own your own lands Don't sell on commits
Bldg. st. Paul, Minn,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-24

X Absolute cleanliness, purity and
strength are features of Daniel Web
ster -four. lStf
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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-06-18

LADIES' FURS - BUY TODAY
AND SAVE 2-3 OF WHAT YOU
WILL HAVE TO PAY NEXT
WINTER.
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-06-18
You cannot dare not overlook this opportunity ST.
Never Before and May
Never Again
Such q Golden Opportunity
Be Presented to the
People of Paducah

To supply their needs, crafty their
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