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Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
The Good Little Cent.

popular clergyman had just closed
a successful religious campaign A
great many pennies had been put in
the Offering, and his attention was
called to this. One night he held up
a silver dollar and copper penny and
gave a conversation held by the two
coins. You poor little red cent, you;
you don't amount to anything. I'd
hate to be you," said the big dollar.
II know I'm not very big" replied
the cent, "but the children like me,
and / can buy good many things"
"Huh, you can't buy anything at allw
said the dollar. Just look at me, big
and bright and shiny. / can buy a
whole lot more than you can" MAY
be so," said the little red cent meek
ly, ''but | go TO church heap oftener
than you do anyway"
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Williams Kidney Pills.

Have you neglected your kidneys?
Have you overworked your nervous sys-
tenn and caused trouble with your Kidneys
and Bladder? Have you pains in the
loins, side, back, groins and bladder?
Have you fabby appearance of the face
especially under the eyes? Too frequent
desire to pass urine? IF so Williams
Kidney Pills will cure you. Sample free.
BY mail so cents. Sold by r. G. Dod-
son. Williams Mfg. Co., Props, Cleve-
aud, o. Oily.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Catarrh Cannot be Cured.

With LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as
they cannot reach the seat of the dis
ease. Catarrh is blood or constitu-
tional disease, and to cure it you must
take internal remedies. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, and acts
directly on the blood and mucous sur
face. Halls Catarrh Cure is not a
quack medicine. 1t is prescribed by
one of the best physicians in this
country for years and is a regular pre-
scription 1t is composed of the best
tonics known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combi-
ration of the two ingredients is what
prodces such wonderful results in cur
Ing Catarrh. Send for testimonials
free. F. ]. CHENEY S Co., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists, 75c, Take Hatls
Family Pills for constipation.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

'In 1897 | had stomach disease.
Some physicians said Dyspepsia, some
Consumption, One said | would not
live until Spring. For four years I ex-
isted on boiled milk, soda biscuits and
doctors prescriptions. [ could not di-
gest anything | ate. then | picked up one
Of your Almanacs and it happened to be
my lite saver. [ bought fifty-cent
bottle OF KODOL aud the benefit [ re-
ceieved from that bottle of KODOL and
the benefit | received from that bottle
ell the gold in Georgia could not buy. In
1--WE months | went back to my work, as a
nschinist, and in three months was well
and hearty. May you live long and
prosper. C n. Cornell, Roding, Ca,
1906. The above is only a sample of
the grea; GOOD that is daily done every
where BY hodol for Dyspepsia. 1t is
sold here by II. c. Dodson,
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
The PORTAGE Store.

w. L. Dixon, proprietor of the
Portage store, desires to inform his
patrons and the general public that he
is offering special inducement in canned
goods for the next thirty days. Read
this:
Tomatoes, 10c; Good California
Peaches, 16c; Mince Meat, Sc, Corn SC;
Finest String Beans. 10c; Best Seeded
Raisens, lie; Seven bars Oak Leaf Soap,
25c. Other goods in proportion.
Call me on 'phone.
w. L. DIXON,
7-tf. Near Portage Bridge.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

The News-No Pure Drug Cough
Cure Laws would be needed, if al
Cough Cures were like DR.. Shoop's
Cough Cure is-and has been for 20
years. The National Law now requires
that if any poisonous enter into cough
mixture, it must be printed on the label
or package. For this reason mothers,
and others, should insist on having DR.
Shoop's Cough Cure. No poison-marks
on DR.. Shoop's labels and none in the
medicine, else it must by law be ON the
label. And it is not only safe, but it is
said to by those that know it best,
truly remarkable cough remedy. Take
no chance, particularly with your child
rem. Insist on having DIR. Shoop's
Cough Cure. Compare carefully the
DIR. Shoop package with others and
see. No poison marks there! You can
always be on the safe side by demand
ing DIR. Shoop's Cough Cure. Simply
refuse to accept any other. Sold by all
dealers.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
What to Name Your Doq.

There are certain English names for
dogs that have meanings that might be
given when appropriate. Alan means a
hound; Ashur, black; Blanco, white;
Crispin, curly; Duncan, brown; julius,
soft haired; Leonard, lonlike; Linus,
fiaxen haired; Rufus, red Vivian, live
ly; Clara, bright; Constance, loyal;
Joyce, sportive. Such names as Scud,
Rover, Dart and Patter are suggestive
in themselves. Two classic names suit
able for dogs are Biteou and Lixus.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
WASHINGTON LETTER.
From our Regular Correspondent. |

" NN''f N'NNtNANt - @NNs"
There is an explanation in the
air as to why Chief Engineer John
F. Stevens quit the canal work SO
suddenly. 1t is partial explana-
tion at any rate, and has to do be-
tween him and the Preident. 1t
looks to the outsider like case of
cranial enlargement. Mr.. Stevens
is good engineer, few better.
But it is known that he is very
sensitive to criticism, newspaper
or otherwise. He has got plenty
of criticism since he has been on
the Isthmus, some of it perhaps
warranted and much of it unjust.
However that may have been, it
nettled him and he complained to
the President. The President
patted him on the back as it were
and told him to go ahead, that he
was just the man and the only man
for the work. Now that was just
a polite figure speech. No man is
absolutely essential to any under
taking and the President knows it
if Mr.. Stevens does not. But the
encouragement led him to make
more demands for encouragement
and moral support and then came
the threat of resigning, made not
with the idea that it would be ac-
cepted, but in the thought that the
administration would have a chill
at the idea of losing his valuable
services. just what sort of chill
it threw into the Administration
may be judged by the celebrity with
which Mr.. Stevens was allowed to
translate his threat into words. 1t
was annoying and the President
did not like his quitting SO uncere-
moniously. But now he has quit
and is out, and the work of the
canal is going ON without ripple
on the surface. There is a moral
in this. Let no man assume that
he is the whole shooting match.
Representative Burkett, of Ne
braska has hurled another inquiry
resolution at the Interstate Com
merce Commission. 1t demands to
know whether the express compan-
les are doing a commission bust
ness in defiance of the law, whether
there is'a law to forbid them and
whether they are using the pract-
tice to cover up rebates and dis
ordinations. 1t will be remem-
bered that decision of the Sup
rene Court forbids common car
riers to deal in the merchandise
they transport. This was settled
in the G. & 0. coal case. 1t is
claimed that the express companies
are doing regular business along
their lines as commission merchants
in fruit, vegetables and dairy pro-
ducts. The thing it is said, which
allows them to do this is a loop
hole in the recent rate law in which
they along with the pipe lines were
exempted from this prohibition as
common carriers. Some authorit-
les say the expires companies are
working great hardship on the
farmers by their exactions in hand
ling their produce on commission,
and others declare that the chief
cry is being made by the commits
sion merchants who are getting
out OF their regular business. The
matter will have to be taken up by
the commission during the summer
recess of congress and will make
another one of the many duties
that are constantly plling upon
them.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Reciprocity.

No" snapped the sharp faced wo-
man at the door, II amt got no fo0d
fur you, an l amt got no old clo'es.
Now gitr'
Lady" replied Harvard Hasben, 81
could repay you we'll Give me a
square meal and I'll give you few
lessons in grammar" = Philadelphia
Press.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
The man who works with dull brain
works with blunt tool.

You should be very careful of your
towels when you have a cold. Nearly
ell other cough syrups are constipating,
especially those containing opiates. Ken
redy's Laxative Cough Syrup moves the
towels-contains NO opiates. Conforms
Co National Pure Food and Drugs Law.
Bears the endorsement of mothers every
where. Children like its pleasant taste.
Sold by r. G. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
WouIdn,t Dance Upside Down.

A young lady rushed into q drug
store and asked for some floor wax.
The clerk told her they had no floor
wax, but had some sealing wax. She
replied, 1--WE are going to give a dance
and want to wax the floor, not the
ceiling. Baltimore Sun.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Found at Last

j. a. Harmon, of Lizemore, West
Va, says "At last | have found the
perfect pill that never disappoints me;
and for the benefit of others afflicted
with torpid liver and chronic eonstipa-
ton, will say: Take DIR. Kings New Life
Pills" Guaranteed satisfactory, 25c by
all druggists.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

KODOL digests what you eat and
quickly overcomes indigestion, which is a
forerunner of Dyspepsia. 1t is made in
strict conformity to the National Pure
Food and Drug Law and is sold on a
guaranteed relief plan. Sold by r. G..
Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

To removes cough you must get at the
cold which causes the cough. There is
lothing SO good for this as Kennedy's
Laxative Cough Syrup. The liquid cold
relief that is most quickly effective, that
stills and quits thelcough and drives out
the cold Sold by II. G. Dodson.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Williams CarboIic Salve with Arnica
,and Witch Hazel.

The best Salve in the world for Cuts,
Gruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
letter, Chapped Hands, and all skin
eruptious. 1t is guaranteed to give salts
faction, or money refunded. Price 25c
hy Druggists. Williams Mfg Co.,
Props Cleveland, O. For sale by R. G.
,Dodson. oily.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Latest Popular Music

Miss May Gould, teacher of piano.
forte has received full line of the lat
est and most popular sheet music. All
the popular airs. Popular and class
ical music. Prices reasonable.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

The undertaken never would get
some people if they could live until
they acquired wisdom. Brownsville
CTeX) Herald
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Does Coffees disagree with Won? Pro

Does Coffees disagree with you? Pro-
liable it does! Then try DR. Shoop's
Health Coffee. Health Coffee" is
clever combination of parched cereals
and nuts. Not a grain of real Coffee,
remember, in Dr. Shoop's Health Cof-
fee, yet it's flavor and taste matches
closely old Java and Mocha Coffee. IF
your stomach, heart or kidneys can't
stand Coffee drinking try Health Cot
fee. 1t is wholesome, nourishing, and
satisfying. It's nice even for the
youngest child. Sold by all dealers.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

@. B. Howard & Co., have received
from the Pacific Coast what is perhaps
the finest lot of RED CEDAR shingles
that ever came to Cameron county.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Warning.

Allpersons are hereby forbidden from
trespassing upon the property of this
Company without permit from this
Office, or the Superintendent at the
works.
KEYSTONE POWDER MFa. Co.
Emporium, Pa, August 1st, 1908.
A-tf.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

The winds OF March have no terror to
the user of DeWitt's Carbolized Witch
Hazel Salve. 1t quickly heals chapped
and cracked skin. Good too for bols and
burns, and undoubtedly the best relief
tor Piles. Sold here by r. G. Dodson
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

WANTED.-A man to sell tea, coffee,
spices, extracts, baking powder and
soap on commission to consumers.
Address,
GRAND UNION TEA Co..
1-3t. Dubois, Pa.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

Mice and conclusions are not synonym
ID, yet women jump at both.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
Address

You can get all kinds of good cedar
shingles at G. B. Howard & Co..
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

A mans wife may be his better half,
t ut he usually does all the betting.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07


ADVERTISING RATES.
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Iollar per square for one insertion and fifty cents
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Rates by the year or for six or threemonths are
ow ana uniform, and will be furnish ed on appd-
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f1pertion.
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ifkfe. Simpleannouncements of birth is marriages
aid deaths will be inserted free.
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aud affords facilities for doing the best class of
w1rk. PARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID TO Law
Pr1nting
No paper willbe discontinued until arrearages
ara paid except at the option ofthe publisher.
Papers sent out ofthe county must be paid for
10 advance.
as-No advertisements will be accepted at less
Eso the price for fifteen words.
aSrReligious notices free.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

The older man becomes the fewer
FOOL friends be has
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

Some people pray as if they thought
the Lord needed their advice
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

Disregard for the rights of others is
certain to meet with retribution.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

As the policy holders multiply the in
surance company directors divide.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

ANY man who initiates others admits
t1at he ism an original success.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07

4 tombstone record has no influence
With the recording angel.
Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-03-07
TERMsoFsUBsCRIPTIoN:
ADVERTISING RATES.

Fer year........... -....-.......-..--.....Zo W
II paid in advance. so
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
TO THE VICTOR.

Ter Sonor. I'll tell yer jes4 hsw
twas" said the man with the saffrsa
80 a. 10 stood before the police
txdgs.
me an Jake wux both IN love viz
nS1le Name. Well, do time cA1e
when she had ter pick between do to
Nv -. Name, she cast her !a0y&
ever him an mo, like o fellsr',l az@
- q couple Nv easy marks. "a sAs
sez. TO de victor belongs d. Esssat'
an told u ter fight IL out, an shsW
marry de winner.
T met Jake in back yard on CArssr
toDher street, an we went 10 ik !
won't describe do offensive details On
yer honor, but viii say dat In abcae
three an two-thirds minutes. after o
aSirited encounter. l landed left 90
his solar. an he wuz down an e@A
left him lynn ders on de ground an
walked aver ter Bsrney's ter soak -
o couple Nv beers In commsmyrstio@
nv de event; den cruised around saR
Names ter claim my skirt.
Nov mebhe yer honor can't guess
what happened while I was t'row1g'
dem beers inter me. Well, yer hopcws
dat man Jake recovered from kka
knockout. an when got ter Mams's
room all dat wuz left wuz note e@
de table. Art, she ser, I hsvs b@as
Il wild Jake. hate ter pull out Nv
de game wild de Jackpot. but when
aaid I'd marry de best man thougks
it would be jake"
The prisoner looked full into the
face OF the judge. do yer blame na
fer gittin' drunk, yer honor?"
Discharged" replied the emines9
person evastvely as he slammed tAs
docket back on the clerks DESK
Judge.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
HE'S OUT OF IT.

~weH," said the man who looked sc IL
he knew a thing or two about politics,
addressing himself to the man who wore
a disgustsd look. I'VE shall soon be in
the swing OF political campaign again. !"
yes" was the curt reply.
''Got your candidate picked out, /
sposef'
"'No, SIR
waiting a little to see how the cat
Jumps, chr
~No. ar.''
'~Then perhaps you don't voter
Perhaps ] do, when l want to, but /
shan't want to next year. No interest
in the matter whatever, sir"
'rIe that possible! why. man, what's
the zatterT''
''Don't you understand it that there are
70 be no more contributions to campaign
fundsT'
"Yes, certainly"
"weli. that's going to tighten things
up, isn't it, Il gentleman going to
come up to me next year and invite nae
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12

OF anything. For instance, 700 have tsa
or twelve dresses, when three would be
plenty. Yesterday you were down toys
and bought six pairs OF stockings, wAsn
three would have lasted you all winter.
It's the same with your hats. ZOO get
an over-supply on hand and that tightsas
things up and brings hard times That
manufacturer is perfectly correct. and
hope the public will be warned In dime. ~
George" said the wife as she left the
room foE a moment and returned. ~T
don't want 20 be the means OF bringing
on hard times, Here's twenty dollars I
have saved out Of my pin money In tAs
lasC month"
Noble woman exclaimed George a.
he received the wad and deposited q tn
his vest pocket.
But how about your cigarsr' she
asked. You buy three boxes at a time,
when you should only buy q quarters
worth. You also buy four gallons Of
clRret at q time. Don't you call that
over-prOductionY
EMO, my love. That's where you are
tangled up. Anything In the line Of dry
goods is over-production and calculated
to bring on financial stringency. Any
thing in the line of tobacco or wine Ia
under-production and sure to add to the
material prosperity of the country. Al
ways hand your over-production to ma,
dear and ! will try to establish the
equilibrium. JOE KERR
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12

"saxs ann here to ask for taS
hand Of year daughter"
Il lsve your daughter Maude, sir. and
would make her my wife"
Get you gone or I will call my seFv-
ants to throw you out and break ysar
wrstehed neck!'
Sir continued the chauffeur az hs
strsightsned up. ''you have a carriage
and pair
''T have"
You drive out"
- Do, and durn your old autos!''
''1 have met you while driving, air, and
locking upon you as my future fatherin-
law, I have stopped the machine to Let
you pass. / have even turned into the
ditch. This Is my reward. Listen to me,
sis. We shall meet again. We shall meet
on that long bill In the western subprb&-
shall b coming down IN my machine
and you will be going up in your AF.
Rage I see and recognise you rs the
father who refused me his daughters
hand ! loosen the brake. I let 'sr go
The stssrins-gear gets out OF order.
ysii."
And then you plump right into me and
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
THE FATHER SAW.

he was q young man with pair Of
goggles on his nose, cap On his head
and q long coat tickling his heels as he
walked, and he entered the library with
confident step.
''WeIlf' queried the magnate to whom
be had sent in his card.
''sir. am here to ask you for the
hand Of your daughter"
~Humph! Who are your
"a chauffeur, SIR
by the blessed piper, young man, but
this is too much-too muchI You,
chauffeur, come here and demand the
daughter OF millionaire! Are you crazy p
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12

knock biases ont Of the whole swGH3F~
grosne& the father.
"f do Two dead HORSES wrecked
earyiage-two OF three persons G@ad a.
crippled for life. And when I am az
rested and erraigned the me In tea dol
lara. SaveyT'
Take her, young man-take herr
shouted the magnate as he rose up In
terror; and fifteen minutes later Mauds
was a token girl. JOE KERR.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
On the Spanish Main.

The pirate ship was being attacked
by the frigate.
Great Neptune." roared the bue-
cancer mate Here come the board
ersi"
The pirate chief gazed over the
buIwarks and grinned.
"Boarders, indeed" he chuckled.
They are almost as famisned-iook-
ing as summer boarders down on a
farm
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
Nothing but the Truth.

The Lady Ito applicant-Yea. 7
advertised for a cook. Why did pa
leave your last place?
AppAcAnt-The woman worked ess
was an old crank, an | hadn't be@z
there two days until she discharges
me.
The Lady-Why did shs dischAr@a
you?
Applic&nt-Because couldn't ossAs
Chicago Daily News.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12

$50 the big touring car came wasssa8
an finch OF running down your hFwsr
eho?" said the new arrival. ~Das ram
take the number?"
''You bet did, par6," replieS A@sN
Der Pete. as he brilliantly displsysS .
piece Of punctured tin. II took u
right OF at the second shot. Hses ~
se"-Chicago News.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
The Ezlrest Scene.

We suffer Ills that wa may CASE
On wondrous scenes in other ian4s:
The lofty peak that, wrssthed In hasa
Our wonder and delight commanAs:
Tine stored valley with Its vinsa.
The battered walls. the columns vaAsa
Tho frowning fortressss. tho shssnsa
And buried cities OF the past:
hut far more splendid and more fair
Than any snowy peak may bs
And mere inspiring than tho rare
oid ruins lying DER tho sea
Are those rich fields an green ana gold
That lie SO near and spread 50 Tar.
Wherein at harvest time Is told
How great our country'n blessings As2.
-Chicago Record-Herald.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
MOT n Ennl. Anyway.

MrS. Potts-When was firss xesae
risd I thought II was solely for swv@
that John had sought my hauS. swa y
know better now. am firmly eoss
WINGED that it was my money hs wras
after.
Miss Spyte-Well. Il must Be n grSaa
satisfaction to you to know that h@ 10
NOT such an idiot as you thought 10
was
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12

cd what he calls a note OF warning"
''Yes, / was expecting it." replied tbs
aaaband
He cautions the public against over
BEOduCtiOn. ! don't think / quite under
@EAnd him"
rover production, my dear. is too much
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
The Fatted Calf.

The prodigal had returned. Father"
he said, ARE you going to kill the
fatted ealf?" NO." responded the Ola
Man, looking the youth over carefully.
mo, I'll let you live. But III put yos
tn work and train some OF that fat or
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1907-12-12
Put Him OUT.

Married him just as he was gee-
ting over long souse, didn't shef''
"Yep-caught him right of the bst."
cleveland Leader