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The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

Nervous Porter Tin a single breath
TO hotel doorkeeper)-I s'pose yer dom
'sppen ter know nobody wot Amt stop
pin ere wot amt sent for no one not
To move no luggage nor nothlnk, dc
yers-Sketch.
First MillIonaire-Hard lines these
days. Second MIllionaire-Yes our
relatives are waiting for us to die TO
GET our money. and the rest OF the
world doesn't want to wait that long
New York Sun
Jack-Some OF the greatest bachelors
Of the age tell us that marriage is a
fat failure Eva (evasively We'll
er-all married couples don't have to
live In fats. Some can live In cot
taees.-Illustrated Bits.
Hubby-My pet you win pardon me,
but aren't these griddle cakes a little
burnt7 Wiley (almost In tears)-O,
Toni And I tried to make them SO
pretty for you with that pyrograph set
you gave me.-Boston Transcript
Legal Repartee.-Lawyer-I say,
doctor. why. are you always running
us lawyers DOWN. Doctor (dryly)-
Well. your profession doesn't make an
gels OF men, does IL? Lawyer-why,
no; you certainly have the advantage
o. us there. doctor.
The Just Judge.--Judge.- said Mrs. |
Starven to the magistrate who had re- /
Gently come to board with her. I'm !
particularly anxious to have you try
this chicken soup" Il have tried it,
replied the magistrate. -and my decis-
ion Is that the chicken has proved an
abb"
-what. fishing on the Sabt-.ag- ex-
claimed the clergyman. reprovingiy.
Don't you know that little boys who
6sh on the Sabbath go TO the bad
placer" Huh. guess OATS right"
replied the bad boy. disgustedly Il
couldn't a struck no worse place dan
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Press
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

alaska is a land OF adventure and
romance" said a gold miner. Man,
queer things have happened Ia Alaska. :
10 continued. smiling many wretch
Cd things. sanletimes IL has been zee.
essay 10 break sad news 70 mothers
az bone. and Sometimes this news has
been broken with wonderful skin.
IAN Alaskan called GA a woman IA
New Hampshire 10 tell her Of her sons
death In the klondlke.
-'les. lady.' he said 10 the weeping
mother. I VAS with him 10 the cad
s~~n him die. And I tell ye, ma'an
as be wuz dyin' be looked jest like an
angel
ibid her the neither s0bled-
-'iie certainly aid. ma'am. said the
Ki0ndiker. 'swlnEia' baek'ards snd
forards IN the air thar ye'd a.
thought he had wings Kansas city
Journal
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

We oirer One Hundred Dollar. Reward 70,
Halls catGrrh Cure
r. J. CHENEY a CO., Props. Toledo, o
We, the undersigned. have known Y. j.
Cheney for the lasf Is yeAra, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all GUINNESS trknsac
lions and u anciAlly able 10 carry out any OBJ
legations made by their nru-
ERsr a TkuAx. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, o.
wALDIse, KIESks d HAKyE. Wholesale Drug.
g1sts, Toledo. o.
Hail's CatarrA Cure IL taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
hoes of the system Price 75c- per bottls-
Sold by all Druggistx- Testimonials frse-
Halls Family Pills are ths best-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

gravel aitaek, and had the other usual
symptoms Of kidney trouble lassltude.
headache. pain IN the back. urinary
disorders. rheumatic pain. etc. have
= boa containing "a gravel stones thar
l passed. bat thar IL not one-Quarter Of
The whole number. consider Deans
Kidney Pills enc kidney tonic
Sold By all dealers. 50 cents a bon.
fcsterMilburn Co. Buffalo. A..
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18
Spring Humors

Impure or effete matters accumulated
in the blood during the winter cause in the
spring such dishguring and painful troubles
as boils, pimples, and other eruptions, also
weakness, loss of appetite. that tired feeling
The best medicine to take is Hoods
Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the
blood. and effects permanent cures by giving
healthy functional activity to the stomach,
liver, kidneys. bowels and skin.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

There Is no sport In a cumbersome
machine he bantered Give me the
blooded horse Why, with a horse |
can take the fence every time" The
motorist laughed Take the fence, eh !
Why. that is nothing. With an automo-
bile you can take the fence. the gate.
the tree. the pump. and the barn all In
two or three seconds Chicago Daily
News
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

three years that / had
kidney trouble | pass
ed about ~ pounds
OF gravel and sandy
sediment - the urine.
l haven't passed a
stone since using
Doan's Kidney Pills.
however. and that was
three years ago. l
used 70 suffer the mos
used 70 suffer the most
acute agony during a
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

Grenoble. France, probably manu-
features more ladies' kid gloves than
any other place in the world. Paris.
Chaumont and Milau are also largely
engaged in this industry.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

Teacher-''How many seasons are
there?" Tommy - -Four" Name
them" Basket ball. baseball. foot
ball and charity ball" Yonkers
Statesman
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

The average person will forgive any
thing quicker than to be called down
when be Il telling 4 piece OF rossip
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

HOWARD E. BURTON, Asssyor and
Chemist, Lea1ville Colo Specimen prices:
Gold, silver. lead. q; gold SILVER. 75c; gold.
envelopes and fun price list sent on appIics-
tioa- Control and umpire work solicited Ref
srences- Carbonate $ztiorzi Sank
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

Mothers viii find Mrs Winsio~'s Soothing
Syrup the best remedy to use for their CHI
dren during terfhinx perior-
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18
BAD BLOOD
THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE

Every OF the body dependent the blood
strength When this life flowing through Of
purity and richness we are assured OF perfect and uninterrupted health
pure blood natures disease When
the body fed weak impure polluted blood
Its disease germs collect and the trouble Is manifested
show that the blood in fevsh and diseased eonadon
much acid or the Of irritating
the result OF morbid unhealthy matter blood
tah Scou Contagious Blood Poison, deepseaed
disorders that will continue
These impurities and ps find ways
Often sluggish
OF bodily waste leaves the refuse and
form and other acids which taken
throughout the Coming in contact with contagious diseases
another the
microbes Of Malaria into our lungs and when these into the blood
sufficient
unfortunate inherit bad blood
constantly annoyed and troubled with
until this vital fluid purified
remedy discovered
and all poons supplies the hah properties
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

rfTc St Vitus Dance and all Nervous Dis
fllo eases permanently cured by DIR. Kline's
Great Nerve Restorer- end for FREE
r trial bottle and treatise DIR. R H Kline
Id. esl Arch St, Phils-. Pa
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

"a L. Lawshe has been appointed
third assistant postmaster general TO
succeed Edwin c. Madden. resigned.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18
CURED OF GRAVEL.

Not Single Stone Has Formed Since
Using Deans kidney Pills.
J. h. Daughtrey. music publisher OF
Suffolk. Va. says: During two or
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

Safsafa08 are Hood's carsapafflia In
et-',5'aisi fzfIst foFfa. Ihes have idsntieallg
a. ssnss eur4tlfe properties ~ The liQuid f0fsi
hesites aoruT4ff u 1sE<s eonfeEieIloe economy
al of druggists - pFoanttif ~ ~ " Iaail
q L Hood 90. Lo4sll. Mas
GUARANTEED under the Food and
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18
SIS.
PURELY VEGETABLE

slightest
Book the blood and medical
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

.yzfE SWIFT SPECIFIC Co, ATLANTA, CA.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1907-04-18

and permanently cures blood diseases Of
every kind The action of S. S. S. is so
thorough that hereditary tzints are removed
and weak, diseased blood made strong and
healthy so that disease cannot remain. II
cures Rheumatism, CatarTh, Scrofula, Sores
and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious
Blood Poison etc and does not leave the
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
BUSINESS MEN AND
TRANSPORTATION.

Business men OF Honolulu are IN
Hesting a comfortable sum each
month in the good work Of promoting
IA wider knowledge of Hawai-
throughout the mainland.
This investment will bring spien-
did return provided the transporta-
tion local traDsportation-is avail
able to accommodate the people
whose interest in Hawaii as a win
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
K AMEHAMEHA LODGE
PAYS IT'S
TRIBUTE TO KING

Eamehameha Day was celebrated in
great shape yesterday by many So
cieties. associations and organizations
of all the natonalities. The Hawaiian
organizations took active part in COM
memorating the birthday of the man
who united all the islands into one
kingdom The kamehameha Lodge
members marched over to the Judi
tiary grounds and there decorated the
4tatue Of the man from whom they
derived their name.
Rev. 5. DeSha stood directly i'll front
Of the statue and addressed the mem
bers and large congregation OF peo-
Pile He told OF how kamehameha the
Great loved his people, of his char
acter, firmness of conviction and love
for mankind and asked the members
of the ledge to follow his footsteps
and good example.
Shortly after the address the mem
hers sang Hawaii Ponoi. 1t was 4
moment Of silence and reverence for
the man whom all the Hawaiians are
proud of,
The members Of the Kaonohiokala
SbtISEN5 uIlhSu III q Tally -ib, dIIIFSu
shortly after the close of the Kameha-
meha Lodge exercises Seated with
the driver, We're Supervisors Harvey
and Fern, who are both members of
the Society. The decoration OF the
statue was superintendent by Supervis
or Fern and the exercises closed with
the singing OF Hawaii Ponoi' and
aloha De- After the exercises. the
members We're driven up to Washing
ton Place, where they paid their re-
spects to the Queen. The Queen in a
few well chosen words complimented
the members for their kindly remem-
orance of great day.
After drive through the principal
streets OF the city. they went to the
residence of Mrs. Puahi to enjoy the
luau which had been prepared for the
occasion. Supervisors Harvey and
Fern and Mrs. Puahi made brief adj
dresses. There were about loo guests
present at the luau
In the evening the dance was COM
menced under the auspices Of the Hui
kaonihiOkala Many town folks
awaited themselves Of this opportunity
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
SACHS CLEARANCE SALE

Those that have attended our An
Lual Clearance Sale Know What That
Means; to those that are not ac-
quainted with our Sale we will say
that we have but One Clearance Sale
q Year, when the entire stock is
Marked Down; Sweeping Reductions
are made in every Department; there
will be hardly an Article in the Store
that will not be cut in price; it Will
be the greatest Money Saving Event
Of the Year: the sale this year means
much to you, coming as it does on
rising market: it should be an inccn-
tive to liberal buying. The Sale Will
be for Two Weeks Only.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
A Word
To The Wise
Sufficient

The changes that took place in the
last count made Of the ballots in the
Pacific States Tour Contest were not
Of an unexpected nature. The con-
test is now on the home stretch, :"
and from now on wonderful changes
can be looked for More jumps into
the Queen row2 will be made before
July so.
1t will never do to ''let up on get
ting votes by those who have favor
ties in the list just because their ia
vorites are way ahead" By the
complexion Of things at present there
may be a rude awakening for some
when the next count comes off.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
LATE FAIR BIG SUCCESS

Princess Kawananakoa reports as
follows on the late fair and luau and
extends her most grateful thanks 10
all who SO generously assisted with
their patronage:
The luncheon and coffee booth, Mrs.
H. NJ. w. Whitehouse and Mrs. Eben
Low-$136.50.
Lemonade Mrs. NJ. Phillips and
MIS-. A. +. Murnhy-$107
The real flower booth, Mrs. NJ, E.
Grossman 500,
The artificial flower booth, Miss
Young, Mrs. Archie Young -$127.50.
Ice cream, Mrs, J. d. Dougherty
-$4415.
Grab booth, the Misses schaefer--
$1415.
Prince Cupid's $5L40.
Cold draughr beer, Miss Dickson
and Clarence Waterman-$3750.
Punch and Judy Mr., Arthur
Knight $1,000.
Cigars and cigarettes, Mrs. w. N.
Graham and Mrs. Alice Hastings
.$25.
Candy booth, Mrs. +. b. McClana-
han $3.50.
Dancing. Messrs. ]. A. Thompson,
&c. Carter, NJ. f. Peter-s43.
Luau tickets-Sl30.50
Donation, Mrs. Partridge-S5.
The expenses of the whole affair
were paid out of the proceeds of the
luau tickets alone which amounted
altogether to $3S970; expenses be-
Ing $254.20. Profits. $901.20.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12

1t is to smile among the stock brok-
ers. For they said that one of the
Judd building magnates. an official in
the Electric Company, told a certain
millionaire of Il buy Of leo shares III
that corporation on the stock board
and what a good bargain he had made.
Yes" said the millionaire knowing
". Il sold those zoo shares.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
l. 0. 0. F. NOTICE.

The Odd Fellows memorial serv-
ices will be held on Sunday after
noon. June 16, 1907, at 2:30 o'clock,
in the |. O. o. f. Hall, Fort street.
All Odd Fellows Rebekahs and
friends are invited to attend.
Donations of flowers by members
solicited.
Per order of
3717-4t COMMITTEE.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12

With her new commander, Captain
Bruhn, on the bridge, the steamer Maui
arrived in port this morning with u
full load of sugar from Kukaiau and
PaDaloa. 1t was nearly all discharged
on the American- Hawaiian Co.'S wharf.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
Levers &Co0ke Ltd.
III S. KING ST.
NOTICE.

Notice is hereby given that all per-
sons who are Indebted to Liliuoka-
lani, on account of rent or otherwise,
are respectfully requested to make
immediate payment of the same; and
all persons having claims against her
will please present same in proper
vouchers to the undersigned. at his
place of business. at Washington
Place, Beretania street Honolulu.
JOSEPH X. AEA,
Her Agent.
Dated. Honolulu. June -. 1907.
3717-2t
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
os-0HE

Ninety-eight applications for liq-
uCr licenses had been filed with the
Board of License Commissioners last
Monday when that body met The
last applications was made by f. c.,
Ribara. who wants a license to run
the old Cobweb saloon On Alakca
CT root
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12

Maria Crueda and Juana Colon. two
Porto Rican ladies who attacked
Chinese laundry man at Iwilei some
nights ago, were this morning found
guilty by Judge Whitney on charge
OF assault and battery and were fined
SIS and S12 respectively.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12

Dispositions in the Manchuria libel
case were being read before Judge Dole
this morning by Attorney McClanahan.
Attorney Ballou was the only other
person present in the court room.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12

All Hoy, the Chinese who was held
by United States Commissioner Hatch
tor trial on the charge of adultery last
Monday, has obtained his bond of $500
and was released this morning.
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
Territory o. Hawaii,
Honolulu, )ss:
81 TIs-.t C....LN

First judicial Circuit
c. G. BOCKUS, Business Manager
Of the Bulletin Publishing Company,
limited, being first duly sworn, on
oath denosc5 and says; That the fol-
owing is a true and correct state
meut OF the circulation for the weak
ending Friday June :, 1907, of
the Daily and Weekly Editions of the
Evening Bulletin
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12
FURNISHED:
FOR SALE:

PuHChbowl district two-story
house 4 bedrooms, parlor,
dining room, etc, Iery,
ants quarters and fern
house ................ 81
Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-06-12

Blank books of all sorts. ledgers,
etc. manufactured by the Bulletin Pub
fishing Company.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-17
H. l. :. snER COTTON .nrrna.
By rrlva's S w,ss ...x :: 2; 2; A.:rers-s'.

By frivato Wire te Q. 0. Abercron,bis q
 New orissas. - o,k k'nSs-es is.-r1n q; unexpss.ea cotton market today. The Improvement GSsrpoo to sse ssss. 'ss sss sse tse'fs Russian crop. which last year amounted to e75.ooo bales Of 800 pounds each, had been de- tain percentage of the h % Russian S crop 9 n has been injured in the event of their having had an early killing frost, but 1t Is not tf- whole of the crop had been destroyed
 It was during the present week the Amer ican cotton belt was visited by heavy frosts northern Mississippi. yet we do not hear of any damage of consequence. a press report q today reading as follows:
 that the light frosts have done sny consid- erable damage to the cotton crops In this section. Most of the crop ha. already have q tendency to make the bolis open
 Therefore 1t is probable that the imagi- nation has been drawn upon to a consider able extent by cables of the Russian crop having been destroyed by frost. Another aeve'opment e or intsrest was . tne manipnia- York. its premium of twenty points on Jam uary at the close of yesterday having been widened to about thirty-fiys points by bid ciently high to attract low grade cotton from the South, especially from Savannah.
 we do not LnIhk the posStDlittioS are Lav- orable for successful sQueeze of the De- cember option in the northern market for the reason that holders of such contracts will probably receive all the low grade cotton on December contracts by the end of the year that they might care to finance especially at the lowest of grades. which are still tenderable at New York will not find a market after January list, when the new strict laws take effect.
 Anyhow the monetary situation is not fa- vorable to the manipulating of markets. all that there Is Is to take care of legitimate transactions. The New York stock mar ket seems depressed at ethe very lowest lew els obtained for the year. The money market is as stringent ever and there are no immediate signs of relief in sight since exports are so light a result of farmers holding their cotton in the South, and 1t is reported that Eastern bankers are refusing to furnish additional funds for this purpose.
 Locally the situation could hardly be worse. Cotton is pilfng ups notwithstanding. the light receipts. factors unable to move the cotton on account of the strike. Ware house stock is 97.0Vo vs. s4,o00 last year.
 Yours very truly,
 c. c. ABERcRoMBIE 6 co.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-17
MARKET ADVANCES
COTTON PRICES SHOW NET GAINS
 OF THREE POINTS.
Liverpoors Rise Taken Up by American Markets and Pushed Along
 As Good Thing, With
 Montgomery in Line.

Markets on this side of the Atlantic were quick yesterday to take up and carry along the good thing in the way of an advance shown by the Liv- ernool market with the result that Anne, ican markets after at one time being 10 to IS points in advance over Tuesdays close, terminated the day with a net gam of to 2 points.
 Montgomery closed wi,a mlddling marked Il 1-4c and strict middling il 3-sc, as against II 1-sc and II 1-4cs Tuesday. The tone of the market was called quiet, and the receipts were light. ~
 The Liverpool market offered no lit- tie encouragement to holders of cot ton in the early hours of trading yes- teIday morning, as it came In 2~5
 n.s pe..er than had been expected from the close of the New York quo- tations Tuesday evening. The markets on his side of the ocean took up the advance ana pushed 1t little further. futures in New York advancing at one time in the day 10 to 15 points above the close of Tuesday, though there was . gradual recession until the net gam was only to 3 points. The Montgomery market though trading, was not brisk, followed larger marktI
 A feature of the day in Montgomery was, the light receipts from wagons upon the street.
The Montgomery advertiser., 1907-10-17
THE STOCK MARKET

number Of of z quick G transformations Il, the stock market today which proved exceedingly unsettling to sentiment about } o'clock re represented a complete when there was great feeling Of re. market had lighted itself. and placed most of it's troubles behind it. When the prices of some of the leading
 s at ssoat io sfesk the sGn most ser ous apprehension was felt as to the consequences. The letting so of stocks the market sfm ana fsars that ii have 'S See1 current for several days that some trouble was overhanging were revived
 the f srouss hGsof Tns ors specific ana more centered today. They were given direction by the .events of the last few ordnary tere ane ,rH wth n ted Copper stock That stock dropped back to ib today, after having been Rs as sS p for ord aoEn so ss ssys scs g n known conditions in the market posi- Tne sst m of the sa of warnings against the transfer of some specified holdings opened the way to the deduction of internal disasreement these facts information was vague, but enough was discerned to locate the source of the pressure on the market with some degree of accuracy.
 The subject lost some of it's terfors with the more definite outline, but the contingencies suggested were suffi- fulness which had been rising early in the day. The strength of the early market owed much to the demand from uncovered shorts and commission houses reported small growth of out side demand. Call money was firmer in tone and loaned at per cent, part ly in connection with the furry in the
 Southern Pacific was amongst the first stocks to break away from the early upward tendency and the reiter- ing had been obtained against the com pany accounted for it's weakness. The weakness of the copper stocks was ag- grawated by the assurance felt that the dividend on Afual lgamated Copper will be cut at the meeting tomorrow and expectations over the extent of the cut became more Respondent with the downward course of the stock. The late rally in the market was accom- had been made to tide oveF the trou- bles of the group of capitafists whose affairs had become involved and whose contortions are believed to be largely responsible for the recent peculiar op- erations in the curb market.
 Bonds were weak. Total sales, par value, S2,00s,000. United States 2s and the As registered declined IA per cent on call.
 NEW YORK CLOSING STOCK HIST.