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The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12
NEWSPAPERS FOR ROYALTY.
How Rulers Of the World Keep In
formed Of e

How Rulers of the World Keep In
formed of Events.
Most presidents and kings and rulers
of countries are far too busy to look
over the columns Of a.! the daily pa
pers that are published In their respec-
tive lands, says the New York Herald.
At the same time, those who are re-
sponsible for the welfare OF their sub
iects and their citizens must keep In
formed on all topics Of national ana
International interest. In order that
they may do this with the least posi-
BILE effort and waste Of time 1t occurred
to the Emperor of Austria to arrange,
or have arranged for him, a morning
Journal OF clippings which would pre-
sent all the important features OF the
dav so that his time would not be taken
up with glancing over ~extraneous mat
ter.
The Journal that his majesty perused
while partaking Of his coffee and rolls
was a neat little leather affair that
served as a binding, and into this his
| secretary slipped the columns Of print.
ed matter which was TO furnish the
emperor's mental food for the day. Il
the articles were too long then 1t wal
the duty of the secretary to condemns
them and present them to his majesty
in neatly typewriter sheets.
Az a matter Of fact, royalties ar
usually well read and well INFORMED
personageA Many Of them devote con
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12
Ol0
TauprttEa
The Vampire.


h Vampire.
vas and he made his prayer
fol au sn' as you and ~
az and a bone and a hank OF hair
20. called her the woman VINO uu "''
caieI' he called her his lady fair
u' fFysn as you and I'D
N. tn. year, we waste and the tears We
aSs york of our head and hand
AM - the m who did not know
BelO9S we know that she could
know)
"a Aid not understand.
-, there was and his goods he spent
TEven as you and I'D
and faith and a sure Intent
nSn% - wasn't the least what the lady
meant),
fEven as you and I'D
!. N. toll we lost and the spoil we lost'
And the excellent things we planned
80 70 the woman who didn't know
why,
,,,a now we know that she never knew
WHY
And aid not understand.
m. fool was stripped to his foolish hid'
EVEN as you and I'D
Which she might have seen when Sn'
threw him aside
,pu, u isn't on record the lady tried)
g. acme of him lived, but the most OF hin
died
Even as you and ~
And II isn't the shame and 1t isn't tn
blame
That stings like a white-hot brand
Ia coming to know that she never kneV
why
fsseing at last she could never know
why)
And never could understand.
-Rudyard Kipling.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12
HistriOnic.

There was on the stage a realistic
scene in which a surgical operation
was apparently performed.
"HoId on" cried a voice from the au-
dience. Aren't you going to give US
some of that chlorOform?'
OF course the management was dis
pleased, but there is a point at which
realism palls.-Philadelphia Ledger.
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ton, and is an attempt to make taxes popular by remov'
ing some of the inequalities Of old systems.
The report is important, too, because it recommends
cooperation among the States to secure uniform tax laws
and TO protect those sources Of revenue which belong to
the State from the encroachment of the national taxing
power.
OF course the only way to reduce the burden OF taxa
ton is to reduce expenditures by economies and purity In
administration. 1t is not excessive taxation Of which the
people complain so much as an inequitable distribution OF
the ~burden.-Youths Companion.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12
To he RenIIed.

One Of the suburbs of Chicago Is the
site of a well-known school of theol-
ogy. from which go out each weekend
many members of the senior class to
try their voices as supplies"
A passenger on a Monday morning
train was surprised at the number OF
them who got off at the station.
"What are all those chaps getting on
beref" he asked the brakeman.
"Them?" asked the brakeman. .
they're returned empties, for the col
lege."
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rhe Sole objection.

Auce-I hear your husband is going
n have an automobilef
Fva-That's something 1 wouldn't
limit under any circumstances
Returning colors don't become me-
Fliegende Blaetter.
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Function of a HeIpmeet.

The Bachelor-So you are to marry
ogoIn. | thought you said when your
arst wife died that the sorrow was 80
groot Won could not bear IT.
The Widower-YOu misunderstood
me; l meant l could not peal 1t alone
-FlIegende Blaetter.
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Her Strong Faith.

"Oh. Tom" exclaimed the fair young
noid az thpT auto flew along. there's
q church just ahead there"
"But." replied the clipping lover, "
can't be married there"
"WelI. but we might stop there awhile
and pray that we may not be over
taken" philadelphia Press.
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Hereditary.

"your son is a great football player"
Eyes: 1t is hereditary"
81 never heard that his father was
a football player" -
"He isn't, but he Is a chronic kicker.
Houston Post.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12
JEWELS IN BOOT LEATHER.
DiamOnd-Set Dancing Pumps VIII
soon he lion Rage.

Diamond-Set Dancing Pumps VIII
Soon De Fashionable Rage.
1t Is said that a manufacturing jew
eler in New York has Invented a device
for setting gems In boot leather that
diamond-set dancing pumps Will soon
be the rage; that d~iamond-toed boots
will eventually be so common as not
to attract attention in Broadway or In
9th avenue.
Here is merely a return to ancient
luxury. The "campagus," the most or
binary footgear Of the Roman empe-
rors, was often enriched with pearls and
diamonds. Roman women had shoes
with soles of solid gold, shoes that spar
killed. with precious stones. Heliogabalus,
who never wore a pair of boots twice,
insisted on exquisite canoes as decora-
lions, but he forbade women to wear
gems attached to their shoes. High
priests were coquettlsh also in this man.
ner. Alcibiades invented a boot that
became the fashion, but VIZ believe 1t
was gemless.
Let us 20 luIOubu TIC
Charlemagne wore shoes adorned with
gems and richly ornamented foot over
ings were worn by the nobility of Eu'
rope, both by lords and noble danes
In the twelfth and thirteenth centu
ries. In the time Of Charles l. Of Eng
land the extravaganza was shoe strings
edged with gold. Louis XIV. wore a
his wedding boots adorned with feur'
de lis and decorations Of gold, but how
did they fit him? For the shoemaker
Lestage, dlsdained to take the roya
measure. Toward the close OF thu
eighteenth century In England sho'
buckles dazzled with jewels.
A millionaire is now a person who's
income Is a million. A capital OF
million Is nothing. When General Jun.
Bahawther took his seat at the bal
given in London by the Peninsular an
Oriental Company
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Don't you feel any sympathy tor
hlmf"
"Not a bit; he didn't need sympathy
TIL he got found out an q man that
gets found out doesn't deserve SYM
pathy."-Houston Post
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process which makes them plump as we'll.
To secure this appearance the salt water product is
placed in fresh water, frequently in fresh water streams.
This bleaches them, and owing to the fact that nowadays
few fresh water streams are pure. that the oyster abb
serbs SO much water that 1t appears plump, and that Its
digestive functions are retarded by the unnatural con.
ditlons, any baciln in the water absorbed rapidly mul.
tply, thus injecting the oyster.
This infected food, often shipped long distances, be
comes a menace to health Of whole communities This
practice Of bleaching and %fattening the oyster certainly
should be discouraged by eplcureans and consumers in
eeneral-What to Eat.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12
EXPERT WITNESSES.

%%SOTH in civil and criminal trials there are
frequently circumstances in which the testi-
mony Of experts is highly desirable. To
I determine the equities in a civil suit special
ETmfG4I lied knowledge is often necessary, and to
k5As4hl determine the degree of responsibility In a
criminal case the same is true. 1t is an un-
fortunate fact that in the American courts, except per
haps in poisoning cases where a chemist gives the direct
results of his analysis and confines himself to that, such a
thing as honest expert testimony is almost unknown.
We have, indeed, a disreputable kind of testimony
which masks itself under the name OF expert" and
which We hear Of entirely too often. 1t is the testimony
given by men hired either by the prosecution or by the
defense to help it's cause. But this is not expert testi-
mony, unless, indeed, the very skHlfulness of the prosti-
tuition of knowledge that is sometimes exhibited may 1t
self be called expert.
When an expert takes the stand the first question put
to him should come from the judge, and 1t should be In
this form: Have you accepted, or agreed to accept, any
fee from the prosecution or from the defense| as the
case may be. II the answer is yes, or II evidence Is
produced of the payment Of such a fee, there should be a
law permitting the prosecution of the witness for bribery.
Chicago Record-Herald.
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12

Some peoples goodness Is probably
drs 70 the fact that they are never
found out
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12

Women often say, How the children
enjoy Christmas True enough; but
why should old people butt int
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12

1t is the result Of tinkerlng with old systems without a
comprehensive idea Of what should he done to cure the
evils.
New York has lately had the benefit of the suggestions
of q special commission appointed to recommend an Inn
provement In its system In that State all the expenses
of the State government are paid by special taxes levied
on corporations, on liquor-selllng, on stock transfers and
on inheritances, so that there is no levy upon the general
taxpayers for State purposes. Consequently the tax
which has to be paid to the local collector Is for local
purposes alone. This tax is levied on real estate aHu
personal property.
The commission has recommended that the personal prop
erty tax be abolished, and that a real estate tax and a tax
on the rental value of the house a man occupies be pFac+
tically the only taxes the citizen has to pay. This Is to
be supplemented with a revised inheritance tax the pro-
ceds of which shall be divided between the State and
the community in which the property is situated as the
excise tax is now divided.
Attention is called to this report, because 1t is a valua-
bho contribution to the discussion Of the taxation ques-
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Women a always see the point Of .
uointless joke
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OYSTERS AND PHO

INVESTIGATION has shown that oysters
eaten raw frequently cause typhoid. Not
the thin. grayish oysters, fresh from the
briny deep, but those which, in consequence
of the consumers demand that the blvalves
be good to bis sight as well as to his per-
Yerted taste. are Subjected to q bleaching
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12

COnstancy of Purpose Only
Gen. Sir Alfred Horsford, once In au-
thorIty at Aldershot believed In an
The Montana plaindealer. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1906-1911, 1907-04-12
DOWN WITH THE BRooMl

- HE broom threatens soon to be as obsolete
as the old copper warming pan, judging
from the number OF vacuum dust removers
| which are being PLACED upon the market.
sHVSMlNI The change is one which must meet with the
kS2AGl unqualified approval OF all who know what
a breeding ground OF disease is the common
dust of our houses. Every housewife who is possessed
Of clearly Instincts should welcome an apparatus which
removes dust instead of scattering 1t in all directions,
lost to the senses, SO to speak, for a time by its atten-
uation In air, only sooner or later to settle again on the
shelves, pictures, curtains and carpets in a thin film.
Moreover, the removal Of dust and Its collection in a
receptacle by means of the vacuum cleaner permits Of its
absolute destruction by FIRE.
meteorological science can easily demonstrate the ex-
istence of disease germs in common household dust, and
there is evidence of nm emlnently practical character that
dust Is otherwise a source of disease; there could hardly
be a more efrectual means Of spreading the in~fective and
irritating particles than the old-fashloned broom.-London
Lancet.
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Bedad his troat, his belt, his coat,
All bIeezed with precious minerals.

Why should not the suddenly rich,
the heroes of the American nights, more
wonderful than the nights OF Arabia,
break out all over with diamonds as
poorer mortals with measles or the
| shIngles?-Boston Herald.
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TO MAKE TAXES POPULAR.

AXES are paid more reluctantly than any
other Indebtedness. One Of the reasons for
the reluctance lies in the belief, which pre-
walls widely, that other men are not paying
their fair share OF the cost Of government
There is foundation for this belief, since
no taxation sYatem Is perfect. In every case
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-06-29

good condition. Same was thrown
out of our plant in order to put in
heavier press to put up larger
bales when necessary. Price $4,000.
Mississippi Cotton Oil Co., Green
vile, Miss. 4-27-tf
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-06-29

If warm weather makes you feel
weary you may be sure your system
needs cleansing. Use Prick Ash Bit
tiers before the hot weather arrives;
it will put the stomach, liver and bow
els in order and help you through
the heated term
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-06-29

LOST-On Tuesday night, June IS,
a handsome gold cross with dia-
mond setting and gold chain A gen
erous reward will be given to tile
person returning same to Mrs. An
ma L. Hanway, 81 Soth Broadway.
6-2o-It
The Greenville times. [volume] (Greenville, Miss.) 1868-1917, 1907-06-29
LYON PACKET COMPANY
River Schedule
Effective March 9, 1907.

Str. Speed leaves Greenville daily.
at $50 .. m. for Luna.
Leaves Luna daily at >. m. for
Greenville.
Std aIsuelIa Brown" leaves Green
vile daily, except Sunday for Sunny
side at 4 p. M Saturday at 8 p. m.
Monday morning at 2. u m
Leaves Sunnysidc daily at 8 a. m,
and Saturday at 4 p. m. for Green
Vile.
Connecting with the NJ. r. H s.
w. Railway at Luna.
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Nc ornic Mowers Champion Mowers, al kinds of Mower
Repairs Sweep Raes Side Delivery Rakes, Galvanized Steel
Tanks Plant Ct1tivators Double Shov Buggies Harness,
Saddles Manila Ssa1 and Cotton Rope Builders Hardware,
Heavy and Shelf Hardware
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
Recent Occurrences of Interest
in Sweden, Norway and
Denmark.
DARING ROBBERY ON TRAIN
Work Is Believed to Have Been Done
by Members of a Gang of
Young Socialists.
SWEDEN.
Stockholm.

It is indeed very seldom that one
reads or hears of any train robberies
/ in Sweden, but the following account
by Stockholm correspondent goes to
show that it will happen there too
ga few days ago local train in south
ern Sweden was the object of sue
cessful attack on the mails. Two
masked men, who were passengers Oh
the train or rather two passengers on
the train, who put on masks on the
platform outside the post van, entered
this, fred some revolver shots at the
officer in charge, wounding him rather
seriously, snatched some bags with
money letters and jumped off the
train. For several days the police We're
unable to find any trace Of them, but
at last they were caught in Malmo.
Altogether four men were implicated.
but only two took any active part in
the affair. 1t is said, and so far as
I know it is a fact, that all belong
to the ultra-revolutiOnary gang Of
young socialists, that is, the anarchlst1c
group of the labor movement. They
profess that they committed the crime
with the intent of handing over the
proceeds to a fund to be employed for
the purchase of revolvers for a gen
eral strike which they hope to start in
a couple of years Of course, the
parliamentary section of the socialist
party. to which this revolutionary sec
ton is in decided opposition, has
nothing to do with this dirty business,
and l fancy that the revolutionary
section itself will also deny having any
connection with them beyond that
their names are inscribed on the rolls,
Nor do I believe that there is any dl-
rect connection between the two, al
though the criminals have taken adj
vantage of the doctrines preached
from the anarchistic pulpit to make
themselves more interesting while
nosing as enemies of society for the
good of all instead Of being enemies
to individuals for their own private
profit As far as is known. they have
used part of the proceeds for their
own amusement and the contribution
to the strike fund had not reached its
destination when it's would-be bene-
factors were arrested
House rents continue soaring In
Stockholm. although great many
new houses have been erected during
the last wear or two. The difficulty
of getting a moderately comfortable
flat at not too exorbitant price seems
to be on the increase. The greater
part of the Stockholm population live
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
Apr. D-May %
Notice of ShEeriff's Sale.
JAMES Is ORNOND.
= Attorney for petitioner.

by virtue of an execution; issued out of
and under the seal of the district court
in and for the County of Nicollet and
State OF Minnesota, upon "a Judgement
rendered and docketed in said court on
the 18th davtcf NoVeni Der A. ID 1906 in an
Company, corporation. is Plaintiff and
Louis NJ. Schumacher. Defendant, in
favor of the said plaintiff and against
said defendant for the sum of One Hun
dred ninetT-fiye. and 20-1O0 (S1q5 2M Dol
lars and a transcript of which Judgment
was duly docketed in this Stevens county
on Novem Der 22nd 1906 at O'Clock A M Of
that day and which execution was di
rected and delivered to rue as sheriff in
and for the said county of Stevens 7 have
this 10Th day, of April a. D. 1907, lev
led upon al, the right, tifie and interest of
4 he said defendant Louis. NJ Schumacher
in and to the following described real es-
tate situate in Stevens county. state of
Minnesota, totwit The northwest one
quarter tnw141 and the southwest one
quarter tsw14l of Observation-Disclosures (33
in township one hundred twenty-fOur G2N
range forty four (44).t $3.50
Notice is hereby given, that l. the. un-
sell the above described real property to
the highest bidder, for cash. at public
auction at the front door of the court
house in the City of Morris, in the
county OF Stevens aid State of Mime
sofa on Monday, the 3rd dav of June
a. -; ise', at 10 O'Clock a. m. of that day,
to5saIsfy the said execution together
with the interest and costs thereon.
Dated April 18TH A. ID. 1907.
JEREMIAH f. DONOVAN,
Sheriff of Stevens county Minnesota,
HENRY n. BENSON
Attorney for Plaintiff,
St. Peter. Mimi,
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
DENMARK.
Copenhagen.

Herr Christian Zangenberg, the
America and creating a veritabie
fl1rore among his countrymen. Herr
Zangenberg who is equally eminent
as a comedian and a character artist,
celebrated his twenty fifth anniversary
recently as a member Of the royal
theater in Copenhagen, upon which oc:-
casiOn he was kni GIFTED by the. king OF
Denmark and decorated with the order
of DennehrOg, an honor bestowed upon
but few actors and only those of rare
excellence. King Frederick VIII also
gave audience to Herr Langenberg
upon his departure from Denmark and
babe the actor convey his royal greet
ineS to ali his former subjects now
residing in the United States
Negotiations between the Berlin and
CopenLa@dn governments relative TO
loenmarkS attitude towards Germany
in the event that the latter govern.
ment should become involved il wa,
are, now said to have been completed.
The German emperor. wants Copen-
hagen to be furnished with new forti
ticatio1ls. also the Danish navy aud a
marine station erected on Seelanl.
King Frederick's recent visit to Copen-
hagen was regarded as very Sig
nificant land it is believed that the
above mentioned negotiations have
been completed. -EE
THE Danish riksdag has appropri-
ated building. options and large OF
for the erection Of a Swedish. church.
in Copenhagen, for which purchase
Copenhagen Swedes have subscribed
125.OO0 crowns
r MARION S. N0REL1Us. q
The Luck of the Vulgar.
When one looks round at the jovial
happy, healthy faces Of vulgar men,
when one reads of the vast sums they
leave at their idecease one is astonish-
ed that the art of vulgarity is not
taught In schools If one has not in
herited certain proficiency from one's
parents, one has to pick it up oneself.
The solution of the great problems of
life, how to be healthy, how to procure
the privileges Of the wealthy and a
reputation for happiness and wisdom.
is to be vulgar.-Frank Richardson in
London Mail
Morris tribune., 1907-05-11
"s3ssa
Nervous
Indigestion

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nerves leading to the
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nervous energy, and gives
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..For many years l was an acute
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