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Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
PHILOSOPHICAL TIP

To grow wise is simply to cut out
the things that keep you up after mid
night. A good wife and cozy pair
of carpet slippers will do the rest.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
ANOTHER FISH STORY.

fisher named Fischer fshed off the
edge of assure and was pulled in
by devil fish. Now they are fishing
the assure for Fischer.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
THE DIFFERENCE

The jackass with four legs ha
orayin' ability but the one with two
has neither. (This is good. if you
get IT'D
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
Its queer how a little bit of a WON

ITS queer how little bit of won.
an can fill up the seat of a chair
fuller than a six-foot man." says the
New York Press, but it's blamed
sight queerer how full they both can
fill it and still have room on, each
side for Teddy bear
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
Wlaa David

Wife-Why do you always sic a
the piano. Davidf You know Won
can't play . motel" David--Neither
oaA anyone slsA vhiis an harsls
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23

History. the evidence of time. the
light Of truth. the life of memory. the
directress of LIE, the herald Of anti
guilty, committed to Immortality
Cicero.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
Mind Meanderinos.

Can man smoke in Heaven?
asks brother. Dunno, but he will in
The other place.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
THAT'S RIGHT.

If a fort is a place for soldiers,
isn't a fortress a place for their
wives?
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
"a XIV With
7nfVf oAlE Df
Spoons.

Two spoons in the pantry
Are only silverware,
But two spoons in the parlor
Are spoons beyond compare.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
THE REASON

Down in New York play has just
failed because there was no automo-
bile accident in it.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
NOT HERRY,

He who owns the soil
Owns up to the very sky,
But he who owns a, wife
Never owns up-if he's fly.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
LOSE THEIR NERVE

LOSE THEIR NERVE.
Some men welcome trouble,
Some men long for strife
Somehow some men dassen't
When they get a wife.
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23
IN HOT WATER

In Chicago. down on the South side,
there is a neighborhood playhouse
known as THE Marlowe." The press
agent, of late, has been using in his
ad. the catch word ALWAYS" in
advertising good attractions. Last
week, he billed for as Marriage a
Failure?" and faced it with the usual
word "ALWAYS?" Now he is hiding
in the foyer and is afraid to go home
where his wife Is waiting for an ex-
PLANTATION.
THAT'S THE ANSWER.
The harvest of titled marriage
seems to be stack of vain regrets.
Rsr.nMsaeAs
Barbour County index. [volume] (Medicine Lodge, Kan.) 1880-current, 1907-01-23

The "Man Behind the Plow" last year
number of millions which found
order houses. The smaller comm
were thus deprived of it, suffered
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14
armenian MURDER MYSTERY
NEW YORK AUTHORITIES THINK
WILL SOON BE soLvEo-lM.
PORTANT ARREST.

New York, Aug. 13.-Kiseak Jelal-
ian, charged with being a member OF
the Armenian Hunchakist. was placed
under arrest late last night. The police
have been looking for him for days.
SO important is the capture deemed
that the statement was made at po-
lice headquarters that solution of
the assassination of Hovsannes Ia
vahanjian. the Armenian rug mer-
chant, July 30, is about to be made.
Jelalian, so the Armenians opposed to
the murderous society assert and so
the district attorney expects to prove,
was the man with whom Bedros
Khachadorian, Tavahaniian's slayer,
lodged while in this city awaiting a
favorable opportunity to fire the ia.
tai shot. Jelalian is also alleged by
the police to be the man who guild.
ed the assassin to Union Square. re-
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

Webster read 1t in his turn, and
passed II back to Edmunds. 81 am
not Obliged to YOU at all" he said,
with his own sweet smile.-Edward
Everett Hale in Youths Companion.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14
LEON.
Special Correspondence.

Special Correspondence.
Leon. |. T.. Aug. ll.-Mrs. Camp.
bell. who lived two miles north of
Leon, died last Saturday with con
gestiye chill. Deceased was widow.
ed lady and leaves large family Of
children. nearly all of whom are
grown and married
Rev. c. X. Baker. who has been
conducting protracted meeting at
Keltner school house, returned last
week. and began meeting at the
Baptist church at Leon Saturday.
Bro. Baker was assisted at Keltner
by Rev. j. r. Ray and will be assist.
ed at Leon by Rev. a. l., Hardie of
Hickory.
Messrs p. B. Arthur, J. A. Porter,
o. NJ. Parker, W. $. Hodges and DR..
c. +. Shuford will attend the grand
lodge of Masons at McAlester Tues.
day, and Mrs. Annie Shuford. Mrs.
Jesse Hodges. Mrs. Sallie Forkner and
Miss Burney Johnson will attend the
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

Washington OF course. the Supreme
Court Interested him greatly. The
law library was close at hand, and
was by far the finest law library
which the young man had ever seen.
When he was not listening In the
court room he was apt to be reading
In the library.
One day he was sitting happy in an
alcove, reading In black letter treat.
Use which he had never seen before
There entered from the court room
without observing him. two gentlemen
In earnest conversation. They were
Daniel Webster and Rufus Choate,
eagerly discussing some intricate
point They had come in from the
court room to talk It over. They paid
no attention To the young man who
sat reading. but he could not help but
hear and | think he had right to
listen. A a critical moment in the
discussion he turned over the leaves
Of the quaint old book, put his finger
on an essential passage. and handed
1t to MIR. Choate. Choate read 1t
quickly. as he did everything, and
passed It to Webster, for 1t wholly
confirmed his argument
81 am very much Obliged TO you,
Young man" he said
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14
What Ails Youl

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

aboard" said the stout man.
II haven't taken in a nickel on this
trip said the conductor
The stout man grew very red His
hair seemed to bristle.
That's just enough of this" he
growled Il don't want to have any
trouble with you. had trouble with
a conductor once. I'd hate to tell you
what happened"
The conductor drew back a little
and made no further attempt to col.
lect the stout mans fare.
But when the stout man was about
to allght from the car at the Pennsyl.
yania crossing the conductors curios.
lty was too much for him.
Say" he asked. what happened
when you had that trouble with the
other conductor
The stout man looked back.
Il was In the hospital six weeks.
he mildly Exchange.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

Grand Chapter O. Il. s., which also
convenes there Tuesday.
G. W. Arthur is taking the census
in this district.
J W. McBroom of Leon left last
week for Quanah, Tex.
Uncle Joe Harris went to the
sanitarium at Gainesville last week
to have on operation performed. He
is reported great deal better.
Uncle" Jack Long is on the sick
list.
J. VI. Reeser has opened a hotel
at the lIodi.s old place north of the
postolfice ald is well equipped for
business.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14
NOTICE.

Let Is install telephone In your
residence for three and one.third cents
. day.
Our new 4 party line system so ar.
ranged that your bells ring only when
you are called. giving yon the same
service as an Independent line, and 1t
costs you but on dollar ts1.00 per
month.
For full particulars and explanations
call the local manager.
CHICKASAW TELEPHONE CO.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

Webster read 1t in his turn, and
passed It back to Edmunds. 81 am
not Obliged TO YOU at ALL" he said.
with his own sweet smile.-Edward
Everett Hale in Youths Companion.
=
Fiveyear.old Nellie had been naugh-
ty all day Finally her mamma,
very portly woman. sat down and
drew the little culprit across her am.
pie lap to administer the long delayed
punishment Ncllie's face was fairly
buried In tho folds of her mothers
dress. Before the maternal hand
could descend Nellie turned her face
to say: Well. II I'm going to be
spanked | must have air."-Iiarper's
Monthly.
The commencement exercises were
going off beautifully.
THAT one on the left" said Tete de
veau, the pretty one with the yellow
hair and violet eyes-how young she
is to be b A.. isn't she?"
IN bet she'll be an NJ. A. within a
year said L'Oignon.-Exchange.
Jack London. to illustrate one view
Of charity, said that two old men were
smoking and drinking together after
dinner The host rang the bell and an
old woman appeared. "Confound you,
stupid" said the host Didn't | tell
you wanted the Scotch? Take this
back and bring what ! asked for. you
old fool" Come, come said the
guest, after the old woman had hur.
ricd away In great fright. Come,
come, my friend. don't you think you
are rather too sharp with your old
servant" oh" said the other. she's
not servant. She's only a poor rela.
tiOn I'm keeping out of charity" The
guest looked relieved THAT alters
the case, OF course" he said.-Argo.
naut.
.
Say didn't you tell me when YOU
sold me that dog that he was "A bird
dog"
Yes. that's what ! said"
We'll. YOU swindled me. That dog
wont hunt
II didn't say he would hunt He's
bird dog Cook the birds for him.
That's the way he likes them best
ROscleaf
The stout man on the back platform
declined to agree with the conductor,
says the Cleveland Plain Dealer. The
conductor thought he hadn't paid his
fare The stout man was of the con
I trary opinion.
They exchanged harsh words over
/ the matter.
! 81 gave YOU nickel when | got
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

All people who left repair work
with me when | closed out my bust.
ness. are requested to call at my
home and receive same. 1929 Nc.
Lish Ave. west. 1l-6t
|. BOGER,
The Matchmaker
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

hearsed him to his act and pointed
out to him the man marked for vic
tim.
Jelalan's arrest It Is expected will
be followed by several more Ia this
city and Boston. Detectives have the
suspects under surveillance.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

Our prescription department offers
you the services of competent phar.
macists who employ the latest scien.
tific methods. aBring us your pre-
scriptions; prices are as low here as
elsewhere.
IL +. ]. RAMSEY. Druggist.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14
A WOMAN HUNG.

Around her husbands neck and i'm.
plored him to stop at any leading gro.
Gerry store and get her a 25-cent box
OF Maine Complexion Soap. 1913
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

Don't forget to purchase bottle of
Runaway today. You may be well
now. but dangerous bowel troubles
come without warning Csc.
IL +. J. RAMSEY, Druggist
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14
NEWSPAPER CRAFF
+++++++++++ ++++ Z l.4++++t+r = 2

Every man must have his fling,
SO the wise folks say.
Some chaps ovordo the thing
Throw themselves away.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

In the course of a recent case be
fore Justice Darling the Judge declin-
ed TO make a requested ruling. saying
that II he did so the Court of Appeals
would say he was wrong. Counsel
having expressed disagreement with
this view the Judge said Well YOU
know the Court OF Appeals as well ~
/ do, perhaps better, for you see them
work, while only see them at lunch
con" To which the barristcr dryly
replied: Your lordship sees them at
their best. Exchange.
=
once heard the distinguished Son
ator Edmunds from Vermont, when he
was a leader In the senate. tell this
story OF his young days:
He was a student of law and was
making his first visit In the city nf
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-08-14

suhscriho for tine Ardmoreite.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
BALDWIN THE MURDERER
 Is IN JAIL AT TUCSON
Sheriff Thompson Arrived Last Night With 
 fiiS Prisoner
The Manner Of the Spiritiug Away of the Negro Before the Siege of the Globe Jail Was Begun.

Tucson, Feb .-(SpeciaD- Sheriff Thompson of Gila county arrived in i"Wn ."nish: +.;:.ii +.;:..ii !9'9iiisiiiiai, BaiGw in, the negro charged with the murder of Mrs. Harvey Morris and her little daughter near Roosevelt, and lodged him in jail for safe keeping until the date of his trial at Globe.
 The sheriff, apprehensive of an at tempt To lynch the negro on Saturday night took him out of the jail in the evening. unObserved and making a detour of six miles. came to the rail- road track, where he found a handcar and sending the prisoner on to Rice's station to be held awaiting further or ders, returned to Globe tO face the crowd which he supposed by that time was surrounding the jail. No notice had been taken of the absence of the sheriff
 After the crowd had been satisfied that tine negro was beyond it's reach. and had begun to disperse. the sheriff left Globe and going to the railroad, by a round about way. reached Rice, where he secured an engine which car ried Sbim and his prisoner to Bowie.
 The sheriff thinks there will be no trouble on the return of the prisoner to Globe. as the excitement will have died down by that time and as the populoce will have been assured of the
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
Tilt REORGANIZATION
 OF A CATHOLIC CHURCH
orders Which the Police Prevented from Becoming a Riot.

Paris. Feb. 3.-Only the presence Of the police prevented a riot at the old Barnabite monastery Ie-christened the Church of the Holy Apostles, where the French apostolic Catholic church was inaugUrated today. An announce ment Of the attempt to organize a schism stirred up the militant CathO- lies who organized a hostile reception with the intention of breaking up the services.
 The trouble commenced when Father Roussin. pastor of the church. began sermon welcoming the representa- tives of Catholic independence. The people had made up a song against Archbishop Villatte. head of the inde- pendent movement. About fifty per sons were expelled from the building during ROussin's speech and quiet was restored until the archbishop appeared on the altar. The people drowned out his voice and he said that no savage had ever prevented his speaking. A score of people were then elected be- fore Villatte proceeded with the pom tificial mass During the elevation of the host the militant Catholics. instead of kneeling. climbed onto the chairs.
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
THE JAPANESE HURT
To Think That There is Any War Talk
 in This Country.

Tokio. Feb. 4.-he war talk of the American press has been received here with great surprise and sincere regret. An Associated Press cores pendent talked with the leading men in and out of the government. and they concur in the opinion that the United States Is the last country with which Japan would go to war. Besides, both nations are unaggressive in trade rivalries. which seldom lead to war, unless territorial acquisition is in tended.
 In some quarters the belief is ex- pressed that the interpretations that Japan is suffering from are the outcome of i'll feeling by disaffected war correspondents in the late Rus sian war. It is believed that these correspondents are ever watching for an opportunity to victimize Japan The Japanese press has been silent so far apparently considering the matter unworthy of comment
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04

long ago appropriated and whose sup nlv 's -~- ~'1FF' -iri i... ,ilc yrrseH needs of old canals.
 II is no province of the government c warn these people, though it would seem properly the duty of the post of flee department Co exclude their lit- Crature fiom the mails when an inves- tigation would show the fraudulent character Of the schemes and the ut ter impossibility Ct their being car ried ou.
 "One word of warning to all who are looking for investments in the west: Do not buy anything without carefully Investigating. Do not buy water rights until you are convinced the water is there. and the company financially able to deliver it. IT you are going to make home in the west do not buy until you investigate in person on the ground. The west is ful of opportunities for homcseckcrs. and there are plenty of legitimate ir- risation enterprises in which your investment will be safe"
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
STILL FOR EXCLUSION.

San Francisco, Feb. 3.-A conven- tiOn of the Japanese and Corean Ex- clusion League unanimously adopted resolutions demanding that the United States and the state of California maintain the right to exclude the Japnese from the public schools. The speakers dwelt upon the pith of the resolutions which declare that yielding to Japan is tantamOunt to acknowl- edging vassalage. The president was severely criticised
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
A RECLAMATION WARNING
 AGAINST IRRIGATION FAKES
An Official of the Service Speaks of An
 Arizona Enterprise
He Suggests That the Business Of Preventing Further Deception is That of the Post Office Department.

Washington. Feb. S.-"The generous publicity which the press has given to the uStional work of Reclamation. DO said an official of the depaItmen, 4 t5f, issrer!ur ls being taken advantage of by a number of shady promoters who are attempting "a revive quvs- tiouliIe irrigation schemes. especially in Arizona and New Mexico. The arid west has suffered greatly In the past by. reason of the operations of this class of promoters. and legitimate pri- vats enterprise has suffered unneces- sart hardship and delay in the prose cuyion of the laudabie work of set tlement and colonization.
 "As every fake scheme works to the deuiment of honest companies. the government as well as the bona fide promoters is interested in driving out this brood of swindlers who are seek ing 10 fatten their pocketbooks at the expense of innocent investors
 Down in Arizona, a pseudo-relig- ious corporation (organized. it's princi- pals say. for the extension of the true faith) has been deluding innocent peo- p!e into buying water rights in an ir- rigation scheme which has as much chance of ultimate success as a lace curtain in fiery furnace. The com pany has neither land nor water. and no hope of getting either. Yet the government mails are full of letters from the victims asking for informa- ton. If these people had been as anxious to inquire before investing. they would not now be out of pocket. These inquiries indicate that the com pany s-prosecUting its work largely through the religious press. a rather singular medium to use to perPetrate a swindle. and the victims seem to be generally from the east and the south
 Tn New Mexico several companies are preparing to launch great MnJHs on streams. the waters of which were
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
A MILITARY MUDDLE.
Resulting From an Order to Attend
 Church.

Columbus, Feb. A. In accordance with orders received today from the military secretary. Sergeant James L. Lynch Of the company of recruits at Columbus. who refused to obey Lieut.. Colonel Glenn's order to attend the Roman Catholic services on January 9th. will lose his chevrons and be transferred to company E, of the 4th infantry, at Fort Thomas. Ky. The war department held that Lynch was wrong only. that he did not obey or ders and then make a complaint. It also held that the court martial charges against the sergeant could not be sustained.
 Glenn is held to be wrong in issuing the order, which he subsequently, mod
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
HONOR AND PRESTIGE
 MUST BE MAINTAINED
The Japaness Looking Forward With Interest to the End of the San Fran cisco School Controversy.

TokiO Feb. 3.--After carefully sur veying the public feeling here regard ing the prospect of a satisfactory solu- tiOn of the san Francisco school con- troversy 1t may be stated that while the approach of the termination of the unpleasant incident is welcomed yet a report from Washington that a solu- ton may be effected by a mutual treaty excluding the immigration Of iabOrers is generally believed to be unreasOn- able.
 According to tha prevailing feeling the solution must be effected on Japan ese treaty rights pure and simple. However confidence continues that a solution will be reached without the least sacrifice of Japanese honor and prestige
Arizona republican., 1907-02-04
N-coMBATANT BULLS.
The Trouble They Made for the Man
 ager of the Show.

Fl PasO. Feb. 5.-Forced to return receipts. estimated at $S.OOO. pay a fine of SlO0 and surrender his post. was the penalty Felix Robert. manager of the Juarez plaza del tOros paid today for his failure to carry out the program he had advertised.
 Neither the bulls nor buffalo bull matched against a matadOr would fight. over seven thousand people gathered tO witness the fight