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The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Distinction and Difference.

In Dean Ramsay's book OF anecdotes
there is one which refers to conver-
sation between a Scotch minister and
a sexton. The minister was stranger
to the gravemaker, and discussed with
him the doctrines of the neighboring
clergy AS one after another was men,
toned the sexton wagged his head
gloomily, and said: Hes no sound
At last the minister-who was a long
winded and rather empty preacher
mentioned his own name. and In
quired: Mr.. - now, isn't he
sound?" 90. aye" said the sexton.
with twinkle in his eye. Hes a
sound :"
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
DOCTORS IN GRAND JURY NET.
Two Indicted In Iowa for Conspiracy
to Force an independent Physi-
clan from Surgical Case.

Waverly, lathe Bremner county
grand jury, which few weeks ago
indicted fourteen members of the coun-
ty medical association, alleging viola
tion of the antitrust law, recently re-
ported additional indictments against
DIR. w. A. Rohlf and DIR. o. l.. Chaffee
on the general ground of conspiracy.
Their alleged otfense was of forcing
an independent doctor from surgi-
cal case. in which he as well as one of
the accused doctors had been en-
ployed. after he had refused to sign
the union scale.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
The Barker and St. Luke.

The rubberneck wagon, filed with
sightseers, was approaching st. Luke's
hospital, says the New York Times. A
whitehaired woman stood in the
grounds and near her a man was
using lawn mower.
There" said the barker with a
swing of his arm toward the hospital,
sis st. Luke's hospital. one of the most
noted in the metropolis. The white
haired lady is one of the nurses. and
there you see st. Luke himself cutting
the grass"
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Wants Parcels Post.

Norfolk, Va.-The American Fedora
ton Of Labor Friday adopted resolu
tions as follows:
Dill meeting it's executive committee to
use every influence to bring about ac.
ton by Congress increasing postoffice
clerks pay.
Starting action to expedite and sys.
tematize the regulation of convict la,
bor.
Calling upon Congress for a small
parcels post law as relief from the
express monopoly"
Authorizing the executive council to
deal with the questions of appointing
organizers to teach immigrants in their
own language the ideas of unionism
and asking that the theatrical syndi-
Gates" be included as amenable under
the antitrust laws ''in restraint of
trade"
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Grand Valley Canal.

Grand Junction.-In mass meeting
held in this city Friday night citizens
and landowners of the Grand valley
unanimously accepted the proposition
of Secretary of the Interior Garfield to
construct the High Line canal at a
cost of 81 100000. Garfield laid down
two propositions. One was that the
government should withdraw segrega.
tion and announce definitely that the
ditch would not be constructed. The
other was for the secretary to begin
surveys and acquire rights of way to
build the canal. The second proposal
was the one accepted.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
SCHOOL TEACHERS
Also Have Things to Learn.

"For many years have used coffee
and refused to be convinced Of Its bad
effect upon the human system" writes
a veteran school teacher.
"Ten years ago I was obliged to give
up my much loved work in the public
schools after years of continuous Ia
bor. l had developed well defined
case of chronic coffee poisoning.
1.-THE troubles were constipation,
futterings of the heart, a humping
In the top of my head and various
parts of my body. twitching Of my
limbs. shaking of my head. and. at
times after exertion, general gone"
feeling with toper's desire for very
strong coffee. was a nervous wreck
for years.
"a short time ago friends came to
visit us and they brought package of
Postum with them, and urged me to
try 1t. I was prejudiced because some
years ago l had. drunk a cup of weak,
tasteless stuff called Postum which /
did not like at all.
This time, however, my friend
made the Postum according to direc-
tions on the package, and 1t won me.
Suddenly found myself improving in
a most decided fashion.
1.-THE odor of boiling coffee no long
er ternpts me. am so greatly bene-
flied by Postum that If continue to
improve as l am now, I'll begin to
think l have found the Fountain of
Perpetual Youth. This Is no fancy
letter but stubborn facts which 1 am
glad to make known"
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read the book. "The Road
to Wellville," in pkgs. There's Rea-
SON."
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
His Word Not Good.

John and Jim agreed to settle a
difference by fighting 1t out. 1t was
understood that whoever wanted to
quit should cry 'nough!" John got
Jim down and was hammering him
soundly, when Jim cried 'nough!"
But John paid no attention to his cry
and kept on pounding him. Again and
again Jim called out Enough! But
John paid no heed and kept busy with
his fists. A boy standing near asked:
Why don't you let the feller up?
He's yelled thought"
But he's such liar you can't be-
LieYe him"
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Rather Out Of Hand.

Professor Ogden Chalmers Lorimer,
Toledos veteran educator, is one of
the few remaining schoolmasters who
still cling to corporal punishment.
II believe in corporal punishment"
he said stoutly, III recent address.
II take no stock in moral suasion.
Good. healthy boys under moral sua-
sion have too free time Of it. They
get out of hand.
There is friend Of mine." said
Professor Lorimer, with grim smile.
who is raising family of six boys
with the help of moral suasion. The
mild little chap argued about the mat
ter the other night at club.
And do you believe, said /, that
moral suasion is better than corporal
punishment for big, lusty boys like
yours?'
Yes said my friend.
"For may part, I sneered.
And do you mean to say that you
have never whipped your boys"
asked.
AS true as sit here my friend
declared earnestly. I have never
struck one of my children except in
self-defense.'
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
FREE TO OUR READERS.

Write Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chi
cago, for 4S-page Illustrated Eye Book
and If this paper is mentioned they
will send you Free Bottle Murine for
Your Eyes. Write all about Your Eye
Trouble and their Oculsts will advise
as to the proper Application of the
Murine Eye Remedies in Your Special
Case. Your Druggist will tell you that
Murine Cures Eyes. Makes Weak
Eyes Strong. Doesn't Smart. Soothes
Eye Pain. Aids those Wearing
Glasses and Sells for SOC.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
An Acute Observer,

A one-armed man sat down to his
MONDAY luncheon in a little restaur-
ant the other day, and seated on the
right of him was big, sympathetic
individual from the rural district.
The big fellow noticed his neigh
boris left sleeve hanging loose and
kept eyeing him in sort Of how-did-
it-happen way. The one-armed man
failed to break the ice, but continued
to keep busy with his one hand sup
plying the inner man.
At last the inquisitive one on the
right could stand it no longer. He
changed his position little, cleared
his throat and said: Il, see, sir, you
have lost an arm"
Whereupon the unfortunate man
picked up the empty sleeve with his
right hand, peered into 1t. looked up
with surprised expression. and said:
by George, sir. you're right"
You can make one kind of an i'm
preston by following statement with
an apology, but it will not be a good
one
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Where Legislature Meets Every Year.

There are now only six states in
the United States whose legislatures
meet every year. In the others the
legislatures meet only once in two
years. and this is true of the great
states of Pennsylvania and Illinois.
Only the legislatures of New York.
New Jersey. Massachusetts, Georgia,
once a year.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
STATE OF ONO. CRY o, TOLEDO. | a,

STAT. OF kSgs: 1MU; G.1T co1rg' or TOLEDO SIS.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath TINT he 10 senior
partner of the nrm of F. j. CHENEY Co., doing
business in the City Of Toledo. County and State
Aforesaid and that said nrm will pay tho sum of
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
Of CArARRH that cannot bo cured by tho use of
HALLS CArARRH CURE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mo and subscribed in my presence.
this 6th day Of December. A. D., 1885.
.1.lt .s@ sorA.1 rg.1,o.
Halls Catarrh Cure 10 taken internally and acts
directly the blood and mucous surfaces of tho
system. Send for testimonials FREQ.
u. CHENEY d CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, 15c.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constipation.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22

a pioneer of Colo
rado, now living at
218 East Nebraska
Street, Blair. Neb..
says: Il had such
pains in my back
for a long time that
I could not turn
in bed, and at times
there was an almost
total stODDage of
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Envy.

Think of the patient. uncomplain-
ing industry of the busy bee." said
the man who makes perfunctory ef-
forts to be cheerful.
"The busy bee," replied the business
man, "has no occasion to complain.
He is one of the few manufacturers
who are not being bothered constantly
by the tariff or the pure food laws."-
Washington Star.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Asthmatlea. Read This.

If you are afflicted with Asthma
write me at once and learn Of some
thing for which you will be grateful
the rest of your life. Rev. ]. r. RAIDER,
S22 Broadway. Denver, Colo.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
In the Wooda.

The Squirrel-Do you think there
is anything In the belief about luck
being attached to your left hind foot?
The Rabbit-Well, I'm sure that II
hadn't had mine with me awhile ago
i wouldn't have been able to give
that dog the slip.-Pittsburg Press.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Very Proper Place.

~ see by the papers that they have
had another monkey dinner at New
port"
What of it," Where else would
they have it?"-Chicago Journal.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
She Knew Why7

Daughter-Father went off in good
humor this morning.
Mother-My! That reminds me. l
forgot to ask him for any money.-New
York Christian Advocate.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
No Saving.

Stella-So she eloped with the
chauffeur?
Bella-Yes, but the fines brought 1t
up to the cost Of an ordinary wedding.
New York Sun.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Simple Enouqh.

"Why does the farm boy beat the
city boy SO often?"
That's easy"
Lets have the answer"
1.-THE little red schoolhouse offers a
better curriculum than does the little
red theater comique. e."-Courier-Jour-
nal,
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22

the urine. My wife and I have both
used Doan's Kidney Pills for what doc.
tors diagnosed as advanced kidney
troubles, and both Of us have been
completely cured"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
Suit Couldn't Concern Him,

Before the trial of a suit for dam
ages was begun in a London court the
other day it was remarked incidental
ly that the defendant, laundry pro-
prietor, had been dead II years.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22

A poor but otherwise strictly hon
est man says that the worst thing
about riches is not having any.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22
VETERAN OF THREE WARS.
A Pioneer Of Colorado and Nebraska.

Matthias Campbell, veteran of the
civil war and two Indian wars, and
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22

Unfortunately, finding fault isn't SO
difficult as looking for a needle in a
haystack.
The Springfield herald., 1907-11-22

! al En- y free Terms low. aishe.a saTSs ref
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
INNOCENT SMUGGLER IS FINED
Captain Of Transport Punished for
Technical 0ffense.
Accepts Box Marked Used House
hold Goods" on Word of
Army officer.

SPECIAL to The Washington Herald
Newport News. Va. Jane l9.-For a yio-
lation Of the customs law in bringing
goods, on which duty had not been paid,
into this country, Capt Morrow, Of the
United States transport Fitzpatrick, run
ming between this port and Havana, has
been sentenced to pay to the Treasury De-
partment fine Of $40, or an amount
three times as great as the value OF the
smuggled goods. Capt. Morrow, while
technically guilty Of smuggling, is not be-
lieyed 20 have had knowledge Of the fact
that smuggled goods were on his vessel
On the "trip Of the transport previous to
its last one. when inspection was made
at this port by the collector, one box la
beled Used Household Goods was
broken open. Instead Of household goods
which had been used and would not have
been subject to duty, We're found va
riOus articles. dress goods, silks, lacas,
linens, towels, &c, from which the price
tags had not been removed. These ar
ticles had been purchased IN the stores Of
London, Paris, and other foreign cites.
All of the goods were COnhsCated by
Collector Stuart and an investigation
made. The investigation disclosed that
the goods had been shipped by Mai. Slo-
cum. L. s. \. from Havana, and billed
by him as used household goods, and on
this representation Capt. Morrow had
passed them on his vessel A report Of
the finding Of the smuggled goods and the
circumstances surrounding them was
made % the government. and Mai SlOCum
acknowledged a part of the goods were
dutiable
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
FOURTH AT JAMESTOWN.
independence Day to BE Celebrated
by Patriots at Exposition.

Norfolk. Va. June 19.-July 4. 1907,
will he celebrated at the jamestown
Ter Centennial with features entirely
new. Of such nature as to be of interest
10 the entire nation. The great feature
Of the day viii be the first reunion of
the descendants Of the signers of the
Declaration Of independence.
The day will be ushered in at sunrise
by 'the firing of salutes Of artillery on
shore and from vessels in Hampton
Roads. At 1880 there will be a parade
of all military and naval forces, fol-
lowed by a review by distinguished
guests and descendants" from grand
stand on Lees parade. At the cOnclu-
sion of the review, all taking part IN
the parade will be drawn up in line on
Lees parade, when bands in concert
VIII render America" followed by
Salute 10 the COlors."
At noon the real celebration exer-
cises will begin in Convention Hall,
with the singing of America" Ad
dresses are to be made by J. Taylor
Ellyson. lieutenant governor of Nir-
ginia; William Shields Mexican, Harry
St George Tucker, president James
town Exposition Gov. Charles f.
Hughes. Of New York. and Dr. Wood
row Wilson. of Princeton. The benedic
ti0n is to be pronounced by Rev. Abram
Simon, Of Washington, y. c.
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
BANKER ENDS LIFE.
I. L. Reese. of Westminster,
Nd, Shoots Himself.
IN DREAD OF LOSING HIS MIND
Secretary and Treasurer Of Savings
Institution Declares Preference Of
Death to Mental AIienatiOn-Re-
Gently Returned from Trip to
Europe to Improve Health.
2 Mnshinrtnn HeraId

Special 10 The Washington Herald.
Westminster, Md, June l9-Thomas Ed
ward Reese, secretary and treasurer Of
the Westminster Savings Bank, shot hlm-
self this morning and died at about ll:2j
o'clock.
The act was committed in the directors
room Of the bank about 1880 O'Clock, ana
the weapon used was a 3S-caliber revolver
belonging 10 the bank.
Mr.. Reese had been connected with
the bank for seventeen or eighteen years.
having entered it as clerk soon after his
graduation from Western Maryland Col
lege in 1889. lie became secretary and
treasurer some years ago upon the death
of William II, Starr. lie was in MS
forty-first year. was married and had one
child.
The cause Of his act was evidently III
health lie had been suffering from
neurasthenia for long time and recent
~ took a trip TO England, returning last
week somewhat benefited He feared
mental alienation and said he would
rather die than lose his mind.
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
GROOM FAILS TO APPEAR.
Telephones TO Bride and Guests lie
Has Changed His Mind.

Special 70 The Washington Herald.
Richmond, Va, June 19.-Miss Copeland
II. Rowlett. a pretty young woman. Of
South Pine street. an expectant bride,
was dressed in her wedding gown. the
guests were assembled. the minister was
present, and everything was In readiness
for the tying Of the nuptial knot but the
bridegroom, William II. Dyer, telephonei
at the eleventh hour that he had decided
not 10 get married. and suggested that
the waiting party disperse. The marriage
was TO have taken place yesterday az
noon
The groom-to-be had taken his suit case
with his clothing in it to the home Of the
girl. but an hour or more before that set
for the performance of the ceremony he
called and carried IL downtown. None Of
the friends of the interested young people
would talk about the affair this evening
preterring that either the girl or Dyer
give out anything that was 20 be said.
The mother Of the girl, however, when
asked If Dyer had been to her home since
disappointing her daughter. said that he
mad not and that he had better not
Mrs Rowlett said that the young man
had refused to marry her daughter, and
that that was all there was 20 u.
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
JUNE BALL AT B0YDS.
Bellies and Beaux Gather from Conn
try Side to Make Dance Success.

NAANH anu A1tAiGA NsaAhtA aAbAA Ntht2-
try Side to Make Dance Success.
sp1cial TO The Washington Herald
Boyds, Nd, June l9.-The June ball.
held last evening al Boyds Hall. proved
q great social success. The nall was
tastefully decorated with the Mary
land colors. The committee who SO
successfully carried out the affair con-
sisted Of Misses Georglanna Lewis.
Grace Riggs Pumphrey, Messrs. Joe
Frank Lewis, and Claude Tschirely-
Those present were:
From Washington. b. c. Miss Etta Buzey Miss
Norris Mg75s. Elgcne Waters. Humphrey Ci7rll
and ~r7tt I-rh.Hrlyi from WHrcsbarc, Pa. Howard
EaUglmani from GO-d0nNlile Va. u. X. SmI-ECS.
i.rm Baltimore. II. Is. Lang.0Il. from FIal1irz
County. ihe Misses Davis and Motley Davis. from
Howard County, Miss Margaret Howard, from Barls.
Miss q. Lewis. Mr and Mrs. N. T. Lewis N-. and
Mrs. A. Small Miss = Williams. Mr. and Mrs J.W.
Williams James L. Higgins. B. J. Hicke. Mr and
Alr5. H. r. N-Uahe j. =. Nichols J.F Lewis JW.
Norris r. s. Norris. Charles r. Israel Miss Grt
Linthi~lm Ashbuw. ln.; y. r. Hsi1cs Misses
Ge1crieTe and Emily DARBY Earl Wall Misses
Lucille and Lula b. G0tt Miss B0l1rI Glen
Bo8EL Grs~1 Riggs Pgmrlrer. Bessie Trnrarrr.
John HlHiusl1. Edwin Il. Dls Misses Marc
ard N,.'is Lewis. Airs. y O. f-vis Mrs & =
Hiitr-. DT. l. VI. Henderson. Miss Kathleen
Rhodes. 1ir Bowman. Miss White. Miss BrasIus.
Charles and William B-sius. Leonard hays. Her-
bert Brown. Sir aaI }Irs b E Hsr-ae-. Nr
Emmett. Miss Frances Ward. Miss Josie Dawson
Miss Ciss'l VIII Dawson CLYDE Griffith. RAYMOND
LyddaHe Miss Helen Byrd T. 7. Pylss Miss Ila--
crrr NCir7 Clifton Neir=, Miss FIo7rc- Prl-- Miss
Mabel GCtt. j. Uada Daity Hsmlztre Griffith
Misses Bette Sallir and susie Griffith Lawrence
and Oliver Whife. Miss Laura White Eizs5 CHS
uen. Rates Etclisln Miss WcsulIs Walter WI
lams Dorsey Williams Roger Williams 3. a. Hut-
ton. Miss jane Williams Joseph p. Byrd, and ~
nrss Aliuutt
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
WEDDINGS AT HYATTSVILLE.
Hiss Jennie webster and Miss Mary
NcDcrmott Happy Brides.

sTecnl 90 The Washington Herald
Hyattsville. Nd. June 19-Miss Jennie
Elizabeth Webster and Prof. John Biting
Smith Norton. pathologist at the Mary
land Agricultural College. were married
IN the Presbyterian church here tonight
by the pastor, Rev. $. Ward RICHTER The
church. which was beautifully decorated
with palms and daisies. was crowded
with friends and relatives Of the contract
ing parties the decorating being done by
the members of the Young Ladies Mis-
si0lary Society, Of which the bride Is a
prominent member Two little girls
Georgianna Foster and Gertrude Eliza
beth Beunet-WeTe flower girls
Miss Mary Ellen McDermott. daughter
Of Mr. and Mrs. George w NIcDermott.
Of this place, and Mr. William NJ Hall.
Of Washington. were married this evening
in st. JcT0mes Catholic Church here by
Rev. Father J. Z. Tower. pastor. The
maid Of honor was Miss Mary J. BeCkley.
of Washington. and Mr.. John N. ConneH,
Of Washington. was best man. A reCep-
ton at the home Of the brides parents
followed the ceremony
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
SUMMER SCHOOL OPENS.
Eighth Session Of University of Yir-
Einia Largely Attended.

Special 90 The Washington Herald.
Charlottesville, Va. June IL The
eighth session of the University Of Vtr-
ginia summer school was opened to-
night in Cabeu Hall. at that institu-
ton The opening exercises were large
ly attended. There We're addresses of
welcome by President Alderman. DR. S.
c Mitchell Of Richmond College: DIT.
Charles VI. Kent of the University Of
Virginia. and Che Rev. Harry B. Lee.
rector of Christ Episcopal Church.
Charlottesville. The programme was
intersPersed with vocal and instru-
mental solos
Tomorrow there will assemble the
State High School Teachers Confer
encc of Virginia composed of the prin-
Cipals Of academies and high schools
together with the college presidents OF
Virginia. The initial session will be
held tomorrow night three sessions
Friday. and three Saturday. This con-
ference is for Virginia what the confer
enCe held at the university last No
vembeT was for the whole South. The
purpose Of the conference is 10 discuss
questions OF peculiar interest to the
secondary schools Of Virginia, and also
to discuss problems Of interest 10 the
colleges.
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
7. P. 4. AT JAMESTOWN FAIR.
Commercial Men Adjourn Conven-
tion to Visit Exposition.

SPECIAL 20 The Washington Herald
Norfolk. Va, June 19,-The delegates
attending the eighteenth annual con-
vention of the Travellers Protective As
ISOLATION spent to-day at the James
town Exposition grounds, where the
day YVES known Officially as National
T. p. A. Day" and where the building
erected by the Travellers Protective
Association was formally dedicated
The exercises included an address OF
welcome by President Tucker. of the
jamestown Exposition Company. and a
response by Henry T. Kent, Of St Louis,
national attorney for the travellers and
Of the Missouri State commission TO
the jamestown Exposition An address
was also delivered by Jere N Porter.
Of Clinton, Ky
There was no business session Of the
convention to-day, adjournment having
been taken over from last night until
Tomorrow.
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
FREDERICK'S FINANCES GOOD
Annual Report Prepared by City
Register Shepherd.

Special % The Washington Herald
Frederick, Nd, June l9-The annual
report Of the financial condition OF Fred
erick has been prepared by City Register
Shepherd. The report shows the source
II all revenue and the total expenditure
Of the city government The receipts for
the year were SS5,639 IS, and the expendl-
lures We're $Sl64L65. The taxable basis
Of Frederick is about $4.C55.Cl0. and the
rate Of taxation is Sll0 on the 500
The law provides that 10 per cent Of the
taxes must be maintained as a sinking
fund for the city. Heretofore this fund
has been absorbed by the expenses Of the
city. but since the incumbency Of Mr..
Shepherd It has been held intact, and
has amounted during the past three years
10 more than $4,000. Frederick City has
a bonded Indebtedness OF S579.j00 and a
floating debt not secured by bonds OF $33,-
go, making a total debt OF $5l1,750
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
HOTEL LAMRORN

MARYLAND AVE, NEAR BEACH
Piers and Amusements. Select location. New
Management Open all year. Elcyatcr tc street
Private baths Booklet o. g. MILLER
The Washington herald., 1907-06-20
MISS ANNE GILL MARRIED.
Frederick Belle becomes Wife of Mr
Arthur Warfleld.
nscial b Ia Washington Herall.

Special % The Washington Herald
Frederick, Nd, June ia pretty
wedding took place in the Methodist
Episcopal Church last evening. the con-
tracing parties being Mr.. Arthur War
field. cashier Of the Dime Savings Bank,
Of Cumberland, Md, and Miss Anne
Florence Gill. daughter Of Rev. and
Mrs. 4. J. Gill, of Frederick
The ushers were Messrs. Gilbert II.
Gill. Of Washington, D. c.; Harry War
field. Morgantown, W. Va; John War
field and D. Lindley Sloan, Of Cumber-
land. Nd. The bridesmaids were Misses
Nancy Mutton, of Winchester Va, Mar
garet Carmine. Of Baltimore; Jessie
Suman. of Frostburg. Md. and Matte
Swamsteqd, of Baltimore, Md