Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-08-03
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Why, you asked me to be yours for
ever.-Judge
"ohl Jack, what do you think?
Baby said 'Goo-goo' to-day" did hef
BY Jove! l wonder If he really meant
it?"-Brooklyn Life.
Sabbath School Teacher-What does
the parable of the Prodigal Son teach
us? Bobby Thickneck- to be fat
ted calves, ma'am.-Puck.
She (singing oh, for the wings of
the lark He-These women are never
content. Now her motor doesn't salts
~ her.-Fliegende Blaetter.
Williams has sent his wife to Eu-
rope for his health" His health?"
Yes; he said 1t was the only way ne
could get rid of his (s)cold"
His Wife (wrlting) Which is prop
er, "disillusioned" or "dlsillusionized? ?"
Her Husband oh, just say married
and let 1t 80 ut that.--Chicago News.
She No; | can never be yours. He
In that case. farewell forever. She
chastity Now, don't go off mad,
George, You can be understandable
Journal.
Daughter But he is so full Of alb
surd ideals Mother--Never mind that,
dear Your father was just the same
before | married him.-Town aud
Country
pater-W Wen, my boy, SO you have in
terviewed your girls father, Ell? Did
you make the old codger toe the mark
Son Yes. dad, was the mark.-Bos-
ton Transcript
Dat Teller. Rastus SkInnah, done
bin talkln powahful bout he's a.
raisin chickens" "Sho! he doau
mean 'raisln, he means 'liftln'.' ~
Philadelphia Press.
"In what condition was the patrl-
arch Job at the end Of his life;" asked
Il Sunday school teacher of quiet
boy, Dead" calmly replied the
youth Sydney journal.
Mother Jimmy, there were three
jars of Jelly ia the cupboard, and now
there Is only one. How is that2 Jim
MY don't know, ma, unless over
looked It, illustrated Bits.
Pete Coopah-Ilow'd you aud your
wife celebrate your wooden weddin'
lyestidy? Jim johnson oh, she hit me
on de head VIII "A rollin' pin cause All
wouldn't split some kindlin's Puck.
Freddy. you shouldn't laugh out
loud in the schoolroom, exclaimed the
teacher. Il didn't mean to do 1t,
apologized Freddy. Il was smiling,
when oil of a sudden the smile bust
ed"
+ Foreman Watervlle Hose Co, No. !.
Hurry up an come on, 81 Wool
seys barns Albumin. The Newest
Volunteer Sorry, Heck, but | can't
Both m red shirts are in the wash. -
, Puck.
Her Husband II man steals-no
matter what It is-he will live to re
gret il. His During our court
shin Won used to steal kisses from me.
Her Husband Well, you heard what /
said Tit Bits.
Fltz Kloses in their flat last night, but
couldn't get In Wicks Not at home.
eh? Hicks Yes, they were all at
home, that was the trouble--Catholic
Standard and Times.
The Guest (uftei diuner) Your
wife Is such a beautiful woman it's
n wonder you're not jealous of her.
The Host oh, am! l never invite
any man here that any sane women
would take fancy to.
Miss Smith Is there letter for
me Postmistress Well, er--yes,
there was one from your mother in
Midtown, but I've mislaid ii. But it's
all right, anyhow. She says they are
all quite we'll Comic Cuts.
This magazine article says that
bachelors should be taxed" remarked
Mrs. Crouch. That's the wayv' ex-
claimed Mr. Crouch, vigorously. "A
man can't enjoy anything these days
without paying for It"-Judge.
How is 1t that a strong man like
you cannot get employment" a lady
asked tramp. The mendicant re-
piled "Ah mum, yer see, people
wants reference from my last employ
or. an he's been dead about 20 years! !"
There's one thing l Will say" re-
marked Mr.. Millions, land that is that
my daughter Arabella has q fine dispo-
sition" Indeed yes, sir. The way
she can listen for hours to her own
playing on the violin shows remark
able selfcontrol. "--Tit-Blts.
Doctor (to patient Your heart is
rather irregular; have you anything
that In worrying youF Patieut--Oh,
not particularly only that just now
when You put your hand in yonr peck
ct thought You were going to give me
your bill Flicgende Blaett"r.
Yes" said the bride OF week,
Jack tells me everything he knows,