Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-01
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THE SWORD Of Damoeies is sus-
pended over many a shrinking official
neck these days.
PRIcHARD stock has fallen from
$4,000 to $4,000. A further sensa-
tional drop Is predicted.
THE evening paper complains that
there Is too much spooning In the
park. There must have been a lemon
somewhere.
A KANSAS city ice wagon driver
fell and caught on a pair Of ice hooks.
II Is time threw the hooks
into the ice man.
THE BAGGAGE smasher has got
his again. This time Il was a miners
trunk in st. Louis that contained seven
sticks Of dynamite.
Lemons.
Can it be possible that the work
OF the special agents Is bearing fruit
aiready2-santa re Eagle.
THE HoRRID EDITOR If the Tue
son Star has a scare head oyer an
article entitled what Women Are
Wearing This Hot Weather
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SOMEBODY In or around Trinidad
Is stealing chickens, says the Trinidad
the Trinidad base BAH team is chick
en-hearted.
A CHICAGO man went siXty-one
davs without eating and drank notn-
ing but city water, How "A man could
live half that time IN Chicago water
Is a mystery.
THE HON. EM C-omptometer walls
that he Want AN explanation" TN
Gle San appears too busy. however, to
pay much attention to this eminently
natural request.
CAR t01. which is on The asylum
iiin jumped the track this morning.
Gloomy Gus win be on The asylum
run by the time the agents get
through with the Hon. J. Wallace.
freak " Ia Reynolds.
II there has been crooked work by
any individuals. the men at the head
of the territorial administration ar"
Just as anxious to know 10 as are the
special agents from Washington.
Gloomy Gus.
A epEEPGNG FOMs was chased
away from a Holbrook house by a.
number OF indignant young ladies
with brooms. He left his shoes behind
him In his hight and It g. said can
have them At any time by calling ana
paying the eost Of an ad IN the local
paper.
"IT is HOPED that the investlga-
ton will be SO thorough that every
guilty man. no matter what particular
class he has trained with. viii ne
ferreted out ana punished. Gloomy
Gus.
There are those who will probably
resent this uneailed for attack ON the
part Of Gloomy.
THE mo GRANDE Republican
The reclamation service viii
their offices here IN August !
Selden Dam site IL Is said IN tins
connection that the Pluuderbund VIII
close their New Mexico offices o
after september 1, but viii not CON
tinue their offices by a dam site.
IF GOVERNOR Curry persists in
abeying orders, and IL he gets the
anne Kind Of orders from Washington
that Nh. Hagerman did, there are
warm times ahead for The old repubti-
can organization. &RosYell Record.
The rather ominous p~rssenee OF As
4AtNNi AAAA AtAAHN Ht " 1919 "f FN
that Oyster BAY conference lends color
70 the apprehension that caloric peri
dds are approaching With some rapid
ity.
NEVER MIND. Danny He who
laughs last viii have the best laugh ~
matter OF libel suits against the
Albuquerque Morning Coyote Journal
colonel George ~. Prichard, who has
brought one Of these suits against
the concern. D. losing no sleep over
the outcome. but Danny = and that "a
the shoe pin. At ne Aiil'-
This would seem ~ Indicate that Tho
distinguished attorney general Is 7
customed to sleeping with MS BOOTS
On.
CAPTAIN GEORGE Curry is on
way to Washington and oy ster tloy
for "a consultation WIN lIt9iue.lt
In the meantime all o. sale
and the administration IS properly
by Acting Governor James
W.. Reynolds. This Is gall ana worm
wood 90 the fake reformers; they VIII
no better or under Governor Curry
who viii give the territory ahout t'e
kind of an administration
Thls Is "a pretty stin knock To give
new governor first shot out of the
THE ALMANAC prints a rumor
Raynalds Is A. be decapttated,
This 81 "a False. Ntnomous, Slandef-
Gus. Libclous aud Vicious F~thrlcattuh
The acting governor h. one Of the best
officials this territory a ever man
TIC does his whole jnoty. No Moro
No Less. Coyote hiowls, Dentals,
and pisaVowals 40 the contrary. Thc
rumor could only originate with Mall
Mud Singing PreNarleatlhE
Boodlcrs. yellow Dog Sheet " Cor
uaration Sharks The Acting Gov
gnes serenity eu the Even Tenor
of the Path of Ecctitude, aud PAYS no
attention 90 the Winnings 81 the rake
Ruformers. This Us As IL should Bc.
but True. % mot, why NOT
Particulars later.
Repairing Ncrtchrac.
The backbone uf the Rev J. \
crouch. of Mesa. Arb. grew too long
and gave him great pain. He took %
ta Los Angeles aui had two joints re-
moved. and U.s. IcuoIted 20 hc getting
am right-PrtFcatt Courier.
We think the reverend gentlcman
used good Judgment i'm personally aH-
c0mpanvinE his backbone from Mesa
fo Los Angeles for treatment. He h1
very lieply. like thg most ~ as, sur
ferfd veNatiuus delays in waiting Tor
e. e.. u. freight shipments just think
10 j man living iu g hot climate like