Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-06-08


Il said you looked more like yourself"
Life.
Dear Robert, | intend to share all
your cares" But, my pet, have no
cares" Il mean after we are mar
ried. Flegende 3latter.
Briggs-My wife had birthday yes
terday, and we took day off. Grlggs
When mine has n birthday she takes
a year off.-Cassell's Journal.
want good revolver.
Dealer--A six shooter? Hadsum-Bet-
ter make ii nine shooter. It's for
a cat next door.-vAlly Sloper.
DO you know, my husband, had
terrible habit of sleeping in church, but
he broke himself of ltr' "How?"
Gave up going Sketchy Bits
Teacher--What is n coal magnate,
rommie? Tommie-I don't know,
madam; only thought those things
come IN cheese !-Yonkers Statesman.
Missionary -And do you know moth
ing whatever of religion? Cannibal--
u
last missionary was here.--Cleveland
Leader.
Roberts Poor Williams died aud left
wife and three children. Jones'
That's nothing lie was too mean to
take them anywhere when he was liv-
ing,
Friend suppose the baby is fond
of you? Papa-Fond of me? Why he
sleeps all day when I'm not at home
and stays up all night just to enjoy
my society News.
Mrs. Backpay Good morning, sir
VIII you take chair? ,z,,al Install meat
House Collector-No, thank you,
ma'am. I've come to take the piano
Philadelphia Record.
First Thespian-- And the audience,
my boy you should have seen them.
They were glued to their seats. Sec
ond Ditto--Ah. good way Of keeping
them there. Bystander
The Coming GUEST see you charge
Ave shillings for room. When / was
itiS III tpt'tAubSI yOu OihJ Nlah So
three shllings day. The Landlady
All. but the days are longer now
| Sketch,
First Man-How do you dof Sec
| ond Man Beg pardon, but you have
the advantage of me. First Man-~Yes,
| / suppose ! have. We were engaged
to the same girl; but you married her.
--Tit-Bits.
Suburban Host (to unexpected sup
| per guest) Now then Miss Hobson,
will you have a little of this rabbit
| pie or--er-.~er docking round and dis
covering there is no other dish) Or
| not THE Tattler.
when / was coming home last
night" said Miss Skeery, II saw man
| skulking along In the shadow. Oh,
how ! rant" AN couldn't you catch
himf" inquired her little brother, in
| nOcently Cleveland Leader.
| The Eldest Hope-Who's that, ma?
! His Fond Mama---Ush, Grace, that's,
| the gentleman that married me. The
| Eldest Hope-'rhen, IL that's the gen.
tleman wot married you, wots pa do
| ing In our house The Sketch.
Visitor Ito artists young wife)
| Whatever were you two laughing over
! so Just now? Wife oh, IL was such
fun My husband painted and | cook
ed, and then we both guessed what the
things were meant for-Tatler.
man who was charged at the Will
esden police court with intoxica-
ton and using bud language pleaded
guilty to the first part OF the charge,
adding: "As to the language, / know
nothing about that because I'm deaf"
London Express
THAT young student upstairs must
have tremendous correspondence,
postman; you always have letters for
him" Yes; / quarreled with him
once aud ever since he sends himself
post card every day, 80 / have to
mount five fights OF stairs to deliver
TIT Bits.
Hiss WIthers-You are blushing,
Coya What was that clumsy partner
of yours sayingf Miss KniseIy-Oh,
nothing: only that before he met me
life seemed desert to him. Miss
Wthers That is no reason why he
should waltz like a dromedary, is it2
Town and Country
They had been married just seven
months and nineteen days by the
almanac Tomorrow" she announced,
will be my birthday. What are you
going 10 get for nue., George" II
haven't the least idea, my dear" re
piled her husband. II read in last
nights paper about Kansas man who
got second hand oyercoat and 81 for
his wife. but I'll probably not be SO
lucky" Chicago Daily News.
Don't take it so hard, Mr.. Play
man. said the young woman. mock
ingly There are other girls. you