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Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Dried Fruit Prices
nv Assoclnted press.

BY AssocIhted Pfess
NEW YORK. Dec. 12.--The market for evap-
grated apples is firm. without quotable change
Fancy are quoted at 12c; choice at 104l2lsc
prime, SNd9itc and 1906 fruit at Sas@1lc,
Prunes are moving slowly. Quotations still
range from 4%@16c for California fruit. and
from 7GD1%c for Oregons.
Apricots are firm, with choice quoted at 22c
extra choice at PC, and fancy 24Q25c.
Offerings of peaches are very light, with
choice held at 12@i2Mc; extra choice at 121a@
lSiAc; fancy, l5g15&c. and extra fancy, lS
q16isc.
Raisins are easy. spot with loose Mus
catels quoted at Td7%c. seeded raisins at "a
e%c and London layers, S1.7o91.So.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
SHIPMENTS
OF CITRUS FRUITS

o Shipments of oranges and LEM
o oBs from Les Angeles Tuesday,
@ December 10, reported by the Cali
o fornia Fruit Growers exchange,
o were ~ carloads of oranges and
(. ) carloads of lemons.
o Total to date there were shipped Z
o 1880 carloads, of which 40 were
o lemons.
o Last season to date there were
@ shipped 591 carIoads,' Of which 2J2
o were lemons.
o q O @ 9 @ q @ o g g 8 q o. o 9 @ q
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Urqe Uniform Medical Laws

CHICAGO. Dec. 12.-Physicians attend
ing the legislative conference of the
American Medical association yesterday
indorsed plan broached by DR.. Charles
A. L. Reed of Cincinnati for the assem-
bling of national council to secure the
passage in all states of uniform laws
regulating the practice of medicine in
order to create reciprocity in state licens-
ing.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Chicago Live stock

by Associated Press.
~cHIcAGo, Dec 12.--Cattle- Rcceits about
$4,000. Market 1cc lower. Beeves. ss.1oq6.2o;
cows $A15@450; Texans. S3.00QST5; calves.
si759s.75; western. ss.1oGA75; stockers and
Hogs--Receipts about 21OOo. Market 15G20c
higher. Lights. s465@5.1O; mixed. A.65q5,15
heavy, s4 6595. 10. rough s4e5G4.S5; pigs, 4Ou
@4S5; bulk OF sales. S4.so95.05.
Sheep-Recespt1 about 10000 Market steady
to 1oc lower. Natives. s2.oO64s5; western, $500
a4s0; yecrlngs. si.6od5.s5; lambs, sS.75q6.25;
Iyesterns S3.7596.15.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Financial Record
Rv Associated Press.

NEW YORK, Dec. 12,-Money on call firm,
4a4Is per cent, ruling rate 12 per cent clos
ing bid, offered at per cent; time loans nom
nal: so days 12 per cent: 90 days, 10 per cent;
six months. CO. per cent
Close: Prime mercantile paper, 7GS per cent;
sterling exchange irregular. with actual busi-
ness in bankers Ellis at 4.s530@4.s53 for new,
and at 41950@4 1855 for so days; commercial
bills 47925. Bar silver. 55isc Mexican dollars,
44c government bonds Irregular, railroads
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13

CHICAGO, Dec 12.--on the produce exchange
today the butter market was firm. Creameries,
21@2se; dairies, 17d25c Eggs, steady. at mark,
cases included 24@25c; firsts, 23c prime firsts,
&c; extras, &c. Cheese. steady, 1l@l2c.
NEW YORK, Dec 1e.--Wheat, spot barely
steady; options closed hQ%c, net, lower; De-
cen,ber closed slO2; May closed, s1o7ls; July
closed $1.02s4.
LIVERPOOL. Dec. 12.--Wheat. December.
nominal, March Is Sssd May, Is 7ssd.
SAN FRANCISCO. Dec 12.--Wheat. weak.
May 81 646D1. .631s bid. Cash. 81. S0Q1.65. Barley,
quiet; May, $i.66@1 6S bid; cash, s1.55Q1 so.
Corn steady; large yellow, $l.7091.75.
Afternoon session-Wheat weak, no sales.
Barley quiet; May. s1.641s bid; Dec, s1.54h.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
San Francisco Shipping
Rv Assoelated Press.

BY ASsocIHteU FTtsH'
SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 12.--Arrived; Steam
er Il. A. Kilburn. San Pedro; steamer Mlwau-
xee, San Diego, steamer Santa Rosa San
Diego Saied Steamer Queen San Diego;
steamer Coos Bay. San Pedro; steamer Cali
fornla Magdaiena Bay.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Retail Prices
Sugar and Coffee
BY Associated Press.

15y ASsUCIdluu 7 TV55'
steady, net unchanged to 10 points higher.
Dec, IS. .S5I59O; jan, $3.50; March. $685. May.
Ss.05 Sept, $500, Spot steady. No. Rio,
&c; No Santos. Use; mild steady; Cordova.
9z@1shc.
Sugar-Raw, firm. Bair refining. s.3oG3.s5; (;
centrifugal. 96 test. $3.50: molasses sugar, $500
Ga.O5; refined. steady.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Treasury Balances

BY Associated Press.
WASHINGTON, Dec. 12.-Today's statement
of the treasur-- balances in the general fund
shows: Available cash balances, $255, ,30T 5S2;
gold coin and bullion. $ss. 1880; gold certifi-
Gates, s71520, sd.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Three chlIdren Incinerated

DURANGO, Colo, Dec 12,-Three small
children Of Antonio Montoya were burned
to death in their home near lgnacio yes
terday The fire resulted from defec-
tive chimney while the parents were milk
ing COWS.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Omen Every NIGHT Till Xmas

You can buy Instruments enough for
the whole family at nominal price.
Everything goes u COST Or LESS, for
after Jan. 1, 1908, we viii sell pianos
only. All popular sheet music 10c.
BARTLETr MUSIC CO..
2S1 -2S3-2s5 $. Broadway. OPP. city hall.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
FRUIT MARKET
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
SAN FRANCISCO Dec. 12.-Fancy apples,
$500; common 0Oc; Strawberries, nominal;
raspberries, nominal; cranberries, s350d11. 5oi
Isabella graIes si.oOa1.25; Muscat, s1oO@1.25
fancy pears. $780, persmmons, 50q6oc; navel
oranges, St.75@2.0c; seedlings, 75c@$1.60; Mex
lean lines. s3.5Oq4.5O common California lem
ons, s1.8G1.75' good to choice. $1.75@25O
Fancy. s275Q3.50; bananas, $1.0Od3.50; pineap-
ples, 81. OO@4 %; Persian dates &C.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13

IN the future The Herald VIII Issue to sub
scribsrs holding six months contracts The
iouseiSeeper, instead OF the Woman'a Home
Companion. Tho Hotsekeeper is preferred By
many OF our patrons. II 4 bright. full OF az
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Yesterday Afternoons Sales

Bonnie Glare, 1000 at 11isc; do 5000 at 1oc; do
1000 at 9%c; Johnnie, 1000 at 134c do 1000 at
13Nc; Lige Harris (AD, 1000 at $780,; Triangle.
1000 at 6ssc. Combination Fraction, 700 at Tic;
HOO at roc; Consolidated, 25 at s4.00 Daisy, 100
at TIC; Florence, 1O0 at 1885; 200 at s3.40.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13

BUSINESS MEN will find space
taken in THE HERALD CHRISTMAS
EDITION a profitable investment. Phone
in for solicitor--he will tell you all
about 1t.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
OIL Stocks
DAILY MINING Gall
Listed Stocks

Official sales-1OOO Con. Mines at 11kc (B.
COZ; 1000 Johnnie Con. at i34a131sc; 1000 do at
1eIsc Is. s0) 5000 Cal. Hills at $3.50 per NJ.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
Butter Cheese and Eggs
3y Associated Press

SAN FRANCISCO. Dec 12.-Butter. fancy
creamery, ssc; seconds sOc fancy dairy, 25c;
seconds. 24c. Cheese new. 1ShQl55sc eastern,
1Sikc; Young America. 14i3@l6c. Eggs, ranch,
l2Gi4c; store. 2SG30o; eastern, 2Sc.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
FINANCIAL

LOS ANGELES. Dec. 12-Bank clearings
were s1,S22, O521S against s2,12S, ,ls19e for the
corresponding date last year. decrease of
mcnt:
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
MINING QUOTATIONS

Following ar, the quotations of yesterday as
furnished by the Los Angees-Nevada Mining
Sfnclr E-vchnr rn.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
CHICAGO GRAIN
BY Associated Press.

z CHICAGO. Dec. 12.-Sentinent in the wheat
pit was inclined to be bearish all day, but the
strength OF corn and provisions had a restrain
ing influence on would-be sellers. In eonse-
auence the volume for the day was light. The
market opened weak because of lower prices at
Liverpool, due chiefly to favorable crop re-
ports from Argentina. Several rallies occurred
during the day on buying by leading commits
sion houses, but each advance brought out mod
crate profit taking which resulted in fresh
decline Export news claimed that foreigners
We're not bidding for American wheat but
were on the other hand trying to resell grain
Previously purchated The market closed fairly
steady
May opened Aassc lower at s1.ooAa1. CO.'S,
sold between 99Sc and s1.0o9L0OA and closed
81. .00AQ1 00as.
The corn market was strong all day on a
orisk demand from shorts. which was based on
firm cables, small receipts and higher prices
for live hogs Predictions of wet weather in
the corn belt were also a strengthening fac
tor. Tke market closed strong. May opened
shade to 1sGrM; higher. at 5eh h@56ssc. sold at
56lsc and then advanced to 577sc. The close
was at 569s6p56%o.
Oats were firm en- a moderate demand from
shorts which was inspired by the strength OF
corn. May orened unchanged to shade
higher, at 59Ssc to 53ssq54o, advanced to 5ihc
and closed at $3.50.
Provisions were strong on higher prices for
live hogs Profit taking sales caused some
reaction from the high point Of the day but
local sales were firm. May pork was Sc higher
at the close selling at $1S.271s; lard was up
9isc. at s7.S7th;, ribs were 21sa5c higher. at
s7.12hd715.
Market Ranges
wheat-Dec, o3Ac; May, sl.OO% July 95Ac.
Corn-Dec. 54ssci May, 5essq569ic; July, 56c.
Oats-May. old 53Isc; new, 52c; July, old
t77sc; new, 45c.
Cash qu)tations were as follows: Flour,
easy; No. 2 spring wheat, s1.O69LO9; No. g..
81. .0261. .04; No 2 red. 92A99Saca NO corn,
591s6B60c No 9 yellow. 65m65Ikc No. 2 oats.
5Oikc; No. 9 white, 5Oa52isc No. rye 7dc;
good feeding barley e5975c; fair to choies
mailing. s0do9sc: No. northwestern flaxseed.
81 1915; prime tir-othy seed. 1870, clover, con-
tract grades, $1,000; short ribs, sides. loose,
Ss.T5QT37ia mess pork. per bbl., si2. 371ad12.50;
lard. per 100 lbs, $500; short. clear sides,
boxed s7.25@7S7i5 whisky, basis of high
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
MornInu sales

Morning Sales
Johnnie Consolidated, 1000 at 13iic; Eureka,
1000 at 11zc; do 200c at 1Kc; Combination Frac-
tion 100 at 72c; do 200 at Tic; Consolidated, 4O0
at 1885, Triangle. 100 at -6ikc; Francis Mo.
hawk, $500 at 35e; Daisy, 200 at 7Go; Bonnie
Glare, 5000 at &c; Lige Harris (M), 1000 at
$500; 1000 at $780,
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
sulIdinq Permits Issued

Following are the permits issued from the
office of the chief inspector of buildings yes
terday. and classified according to wards;
xrr..a- poY,ite Value
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
New York Bonds

ny Associated Presa
bids today were:
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
New York Bonds

BY Associated Press.
NEW YORK, Dec, 12.-The official closing
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13

GRAIE AND FEED--(l00 lbs. )-Wheat. No.
], SIS; do uoO-lb sacks, $i.s0; corn, $780,
cracksI corn. $I65 feed meal. sl.7O: bran.
heavy sL4o. rolled barley. s1.5o; oil cake.
meal, $3.50; seed rye. $1.75; shorts. $l.65i
Egyp IN corn. 3i.s5; white oats. si.75.
HAY-Selling price per ton; Choice wheat
hay, s16917 No I wheat, or wheat and ost,
Sl4G15: choice tame oat SIG 00l17.50: wild oat.
SO; alfalfa SIS: straw. s69s.
Retail Prices
Following prices for leading articles of con-
sumption prevail at the Los Angeles stores;
Butter, 2-lb roll. fancy ...................S 80
Rutter. 2-lb roll.- Santa Ana. ...........".. So
Cooking butter ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. so
Eggs, fresh ranch, per dozen n............. 80
Potatoes fancy. 100 bs...................... 2sS
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13


GOLD BONDS payable Annually
IL buidin Los
Los Angeles herald., 1907-12-13
san francisco Mining Stocks

BY Associated Press.
SAN FRANCISCO, Dec. 12.-official closlnl
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Shock 20 Physiognomists.

DR.. Bernardo. the great London
child saver, was once discussing crime
and criminals with a Scotland Yard
expert and expressed his disbelief in
the theories of heredity and priminal
physiognomy He produced two
photographs of two well-fnown men
and showed the faces only to the ex.
pert. One he said, lis that of
once notorious criminal and the other
is that of notably good man. Tell
me which is which" Without hesita-
ton the expert designated one of the
photographs as that of the notorious
criminal. DR., Bernardo was trium-
plant. The expert criminologist had
chosen the photograph of an arch
bishop of Canterbury.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
oANeER. IN SNAKE BITE REMEDY
Was Almost as Fatal as Poison and
Nearly Killed the User.

After the unlimited use of whisky
as an antidote for the bite of cop
perhead snake Henry Baur, aged go,
lapsed into state of coma and mar.
rowly escaped burial alive, says the
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Baur, who is a retired business man
of Pittsburg, has spent the summer in
a cottage on the ridge bordering the
Youghiogheny river, ten miles be-
low Connellsville He was bitten on
the left hand by large copperhead
snake recently. Being firm belieT-
er in the efficacy of the whisky cure
he at once began the treatment.
William Worme, his only companion
in his isolated home, was hastily sent
to Dawson. for whisky. On his return,
as 70 unfavorable symptoms had de-
veloped, the treatment was continued.
Later Worme was overcome by sleep
while watching at the bedside, and
when he. awoke. soon after midnight,
he was Mortified to find Baur cold and
rigid.
Supposing that he was dead, he
washed and shaved him and prepared
him for grave. Strengthening him out
on board. He then waited until day
break and started to report Baur's
death.
Meanwhile a physician, who had
been sent for just after Baur was bit
ten. arrived. Investigation disclosed
the fact that the supposed dead man
was in comatose sleep Antidotes
were given and consciousness re.
turned.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
A LONG FELT WANT

Ever have itching piles2
Not sick enough to go to bed; not
well enough to be content.
The constant itching sensation.
Spells your temper, nearly drives
you crazy.
You can have relief and cure if
you will follow the advice OF local
citizen.
j. Schally, the we'll known car
penter living just past the north end
of Pocatello, says: while / have
never used Doan's Kidney Pills, |
have used Doan's Ointment and con-
slider it worth its weight in gold for
what it is advertised for. For seven
or eight years | suffered tortures
from itching piles and nothing l
used did me any good. thought
at times | would go wild from the
sggravating complaint. Hearing
Doan's Kidney Ointment recon-
mended by a friend, | procured a
box at a drug store. The first APP
plication gave relief almost instant
ly and so cent box cured me. /
have recommended Doan's Kidney
Ointment to many of my friends,
and know of case of eczema
which the use of the ointment cured
completely" For sale by all deal
ers. Price so cents. Foster Mil
burn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole
agents for the United States, Re
member the name Deans and take
no other.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Both Thought of Same Subject.

Herbert Russell sends literary co.
incidence: MY father, w. Clark Rus
sell" he writes, had finished matur-
ing the plot of his novel, The Death
Shin. which is a version OF the legend
of Vanderdecken. | was his amanuer-
sis at the time He said to me: To
morrow we will begin the story On
tbe following morning when | entered
his study to take his dictation of the
opening lines he showed me letter
he had lust received. 1t was from Mr..
w. S. Gilbert, the well-known drama
list. asking him why he did not write
n novel about the Flying Dutchman."
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
THE CURING OF CONSUMPTION.
Great Work Being Done in New York
POSTGRADUATE Hospital.

| Great Work Being Done in New York
| POSTGRADUATE Hospital.
! For the benefit of poor consumptives
! unable to leave their work, or to &C
from home to more congenial eli
mate, the New York POSTGRADUATE
Hospital some years ago set apart
portion of its free dispensary. Some
of the methods employed are described
in Parsons.
The patients report at the hospital
twice daily, and these daily gatherings
give the physicians in charge IAN OPP
portunity to cross-examine the pa
tents, to correct their faults of living
and instruct them how to maze the
most Of their means. The patients
are hidden to eat all they can of
wholesome food, allowing an interval
of five hours between meals. Things
specifically barred are tea. coffee, Co
Goa, chocolate, vinegar. alcohol in any
form, beef tea and meat extracts. 1t
is preferred that the patients do not
use tobacco Fresh air and cleanliness
of person and surroundings are insist
ed upon. Frequently the patients &C.
cupation will not permit of his con
trolling his supply of air during the
day, but, he must sleep with his win
dows wide open in all kinds of wealth
er. Why do we hear all this talk
about the great necessity of fresh air
in curing consumption? The reason
is that heat and energy are convertible
terms; that If the fat you take into
your system;is to be utilized as energy
it must be kindled, and that to kindle
anything you must have oxygen, which !
Is found in proper quantity only IN
air that is fresh. Women patients who |
wear corsets must take them off"
Besides being instructed as to the |
method of cure, the patients are /
taught that the curing of a cause of |
tuberculosis depends as much. if not
more upon the determination and will I
of the patient as upon the skill of the
physician"
Some heroic struggles are made by
some of the patients who are deter
mined to get well. The writer tells of
one poor woman who, with both lungs
affected and a cavity in her chest, sat
bundled up a whole winter in room
with the windows wide open, while
sh sewed with fingerless gloves, blow
ing on her hands now and then to re-
Iieve the numbness. Her perseverance
was happily rewarded with recovery.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
About Stoves.

Winter will be here in a little
while and it is time to be preparing
for it. We have received nearly
three carloads of stoves every kind
from the largest range to the small
sheet iron hoa blast. They are good
ones, the kind that our long
experience in the business has con-
yinced US to be the best made.
We bought them for the people
who will need stoves and we don't
want to keep them. So we have
made the prices low. Cali land see
our fine display and learn how little
they cost considering their splendid
quality. Hawkins, Hardware.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Best Gear Wheels.

The best gear wheels have been
shown by the tests OF a British firm
TO be those made from high grade
Manila paper They are formed in
LOOoton hydraulic presses, are
stronger and more elastic than cast
iron, lighter than rawhide, noiseqess,
almost frfctionless, and work without
vibration.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
WAIT FOR A BRIGHTER MOMENT.
Period of Depression No Time to
Take Decisive Stem.

Never permit yourself to make any
decision of importance while you are
In state of depression. Never conf
NIT the error of taking a serious step
while you are measuring life by stand.
ards set up in the darkness of an I'M
harry mood, is the wise advice of the
Memphis Commercial Appeal. Such
standards are never true, never Just.
The estimates you make of yourself,
OF others and of the world while you
are blinded by dependency is a false
estimate always. The shapes you see
are distorted shapes. Your vision is
at fault. The only time you are cap
able of trio Judgment is when your
sight becomes clear enough for YOU
to really see that life is worth living
and "all's right with the world"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Don't buy a range until you see q
Jewel. Loree & Reilly.

Henry E. Jones of Tampa, Fla,
writes: Il can thank God for my
present health, due to FLley's Kid
new Cure. | tried doctors and all
kinds of kidney cures, but nothing
done me much good till | took
Foley's Kidney Cure. Four bottles
cured me, and | have no more pain
in nv back and shoulders. | am 81
wears old, and suffered long, but
thanks to Foley's Kidney Cure | am
we'll and can walk and enjoy myself.
II is a pleasure to recommend it to
those needing kidney medicine"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
The camphor Habit.

A growing evil reported by DR.. Aba
Sztankay among the Slovaks of Upper
Hungary is the haEtual use Of cam
phor internally. For IA years he has
consistently questioned buyers OF the
drug, and he concludes that at least
rs per cent. of the large and increas-
ing amount sold is used by the cam
phor eaters. An increase in epilepsy
seems to be result OF this 1ndul-
gence.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Times Chances.

No doubt 1t is still an unsatisfactory
world that mars the roadside with
tawdry advertisements of drugs and
food; but less than two centuries ago,
remember, the place of these boards
was taken by gibbets and crow-pecked,
tattered corpses swinging In the wind,
and the heads of dead gentlemen
rotted in the rain on Temple Bar
The Grand Magazine.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
A Reasonable Query.

If you have been watching the pa
pers you may nave notice. that a
German concern is going to manufac-
ture lead pencils of potatoes. Now,
what person not in the secret wants
know is this-will the WRITINGS be
Saratoga chips or German style?
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Fine Monument to Emores..

The white marble monument to EN-
press Elizabeth of Austria, in Vienna,
Is by Hans Bitterlich, sculptor, and
Fritz Ohmann, architect. The figure
OF the empress is shown seated in the
center of hemicycle. A pool Of
water in front reflects the statue and
its background of shrubbery.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
A Darinq Inventor.

Inventors balk at no obstacles. One
OF these agents of progress has de-
vised a plan for inducing women on
leaving street cars to step off forward
instead of backward. If this invention
works the discovery of the secret of
perpetual motion will seem less hope
less.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
How TO Cure a Cold,

me question of how to cure a
cold without unnecessary loss of
time is one in which we are all
more or less interested, for the
Aquicker a cold is gotten rid of the
less the danger of pneumonia and
other serious diseases, Mr.. B. w.
l.. Hall, of Waverly, Va, has used
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for
years and says: !" | firmly believe
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to be
absolutely the best preparation on
the market for colds. | have recon-
mended it to my friends and they
all agree with me. ;" For Sale by
H. 7, Davis.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
An Old Epitaph.

An old churchyard near London is
famous for the inscriptions on its
tombstones. There is one on the mem
orial of Susannah Barford. died, 1852,
act. 10 years and 10 weeks. The con.
GLIDING lines beneath the skull and
crossbones on her monument are:
Her stage was short, her thread was
quickly spunn.
Drawne out and cult, got heaven, her
worke was done,
This world to her was but TRACED
play.
shee came and saw't disiikt. and
passed away
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Driven to Succeed.

Ciyilizts,.~u rs Duiit up by the appe-
tite of humanity for luxuries The ex.
travagance of mans wife is often
one of the reasons why the man
worked hard and built up huge bust
ness and huge fortuna-Irish Home
stead
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
And mol Policeman Near.

Now that am no longer married, !"
said the woman, taking the precaution
to knock three times on wood. Il never
have inflammatory rheumatism. When
| was married the last time / had 1t
twice. ! don't know why" Il suppose
you know" said the Engnshman,
that you might call that infamma-
tory room-mateism! Haw, haw! Joke!"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
A Mistaken Quotation.

Husband (sighing) gave me
her hand yesterday. and promised that
she would try to control her temper,
and to-day she threw me downssairsi
'frailty, thy name is womm!'-
Translated for Transatlantic ,&aiss for
Fliegende Blaetter.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1907-10-10
Saws Uncle Eben-

a man OATS allus questfoninv peo-
pies yeracs>" ~" said Uncle Eben, may
have a great and abidin' reverence fob
de truth an den agin he may be one
o desc folks dat jes' naturally bikes
trouble"