The Mena weekly star., 1907-09-05
SOrlE EVERY DAY PHILOSOPHY
(Atchison GloDe.)

TdIIIlcTS duiiiiIC cut pIiCC SiOSCi until he cuts the price of eggs.
 A woman's age doesn't depend much on what she says about it.
 This much may be said about the men: good ones are in great demand.
 Some people get i'm pinch pretty often for the sake of being helped out.
 It can be said for most men that their ideals are higher than their salaries.
 One of the surprising things in this world is how well mediocrity gets along.
 The town isn't always to blame when man makes failure of his business.
 No man believes it is very serious offense to steal watermelons, unless he owns the patch.
 A baby is mighty useful as an additional excuse for a woman not being ready on time.
 You can borrow trouble without security, but you have to pay a pret- ty heavy rate of interest.
 There are two sides to every ques- ton, except in the case of railroad, a railroad is always wrong.
 Occasionally man objects to ire quent bathing on the ground that too many baths are weakening"
 We can't all look at things in the same light. No doubt the man who wears side whiskers admires them.
 It isn't the dying tha. worries most people so much as the fact that when they go it has to be all alone.
 Ever know a brewer who was a poor man? But you have known plenty of beer drinkers who are poor.
 It is only a question of time until the man who depends on luck will be depending on his kin or the county.
 Any kind of an excuse goes with Mother, but when boy can fix up an excuse that will go with Father, he shows rare genius.
 It is necessary to become ac- quainted with most people to find how impolite they are; only few are rude to strangers.
 At 20 :. man is apt to envy the man who is rich, but by the time he reaches 50 his envy is all of the man who has perfect health.
 Anyone can have good digestive apparatus if by using proper care in dieting, but that isn't what he wants a digestive apparatus for.
 The wife whose husband gives her all the money she wants, and no show of devotion with it, gets no sympathy from any woman over 30.
 Every man would have a pretty fair reputation if people looked for his good qualities as carefully as they look for the qualities of dog.
 Somehow when a girl appears on the front porch and spreads out a hammock it suggests spider and everybody wonders if fly will come along.
 A boy undresses to go in swim ming with speed that suggests going to fire, and comes out and dresses to go home as if he were starting fer church.
 Weakness is one virtue that never seems properly distributed; the con- mander of an army may possess it to degree, but you never see a Pullman porter thus endowed.
 A man who is a good husband, according to the standard found in story books, would spend so much time being gallant to his wife that he wouldn't have time to earn living.
 If man ever wants to swear it is when he talks to himself black in the face over the telephone and then discovers. after he has finished, that central had given him the wrong number"
 You hate many things other peo- pie worship. And do you appreciate the fact that other people have as much right to their views as you have to yours? Are you willing to | concede that man may differ with 1 you and still have a little sense and | decency?
 Abuse is not as powerful as some | people imagine. This morning we witnessed this incident: A man walked into a store, and, in the