The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-12-19
Cbistles.

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ssa Psinps~ No yeu ran. deas, g
ts.srt i q m,rror sNDdy
NuEEins l'm surprised thai yvs
t'slssrs zee story bfvsu saa iDld us.
Way. J sssisn'i trlsers Hft ioid 4
nJ.a Haggins Oh. vel ID thai
oss BsIsbsr would
Mr. Cob What a. YOU szni ne 70
~ scrnss lie pastuu fort Mr. Deg
We've Pot 10 great jots en cd man
Va and 80 sAHi yes there 10 give hlm
iss bor.s ikagh
Hos DO you snga be- Is aD iEenpe-
ntscra plyywrgbi' Because Answer'
- the manager. BE- doesn have a en-
sic rceBs ID ~hish NJ. heroine says.
~ see 10 al nos
hiubb Ms siis ssnl tns ~ rem.
ssnl sals last weet Penn Did you
80 any umAiEsf siabb Ne, boz II !
nsdn sren ,ss DOR pretty aeon they
svuid have picked me 90 ia fesnnsnis.
Mhsi's the price ~ this sllsi ask
I'd The shopper The prioe. madam.
r.ylara ,bs clerk. IL sls., which you
masl adnh i quite dscollele Decol-
ls,ei Yes, mAdami cut los.
IL your husband Kind and sytppa.
ihcisef asked the ibqplsiiiye woman.
Yes. indeed. ARswrrrd the recently
married girl, be- insists op living al a
i.oiel rather than have me cal my own
cooking
The great trouble with Nuritrh is
that he's FOREVER making disgusting in.
eendiary sperches. Surely be isn't n
Socialist Oh. no, mean he's TOR.
ever shouting about having money 10
burn.
lie -ion don't give me credit for
dong anything we'll. she--Oh, yes, |
~. There's al least one thing you can
DO better than any one else. He-And
whats ihai' She Make fool Of
yourself
Fake on Capitalist ismilingJ -
How's yonr laiest gold mine panning
ontf Fake Mine Promoter Beyond
expectations. Why, old man. It's as.
saying over thousand suckers 10 the
Ton % literature.
SANDY Pike Lady, could yer help
poor man dat has just found sam.
pie package 81 indigestion tabIetsi
Lady How eau ! help you' Sandy
Pike Why, you can give me good
solid meal of rich foods, 30 | can get De
indigestion and try de tablets.
Mir lefty called on me last even.
ing. said the dear girl. Isn't he NV.
fully light on his feet for such big
manf Yes, rejoined the young man in
the case, but he isn't any lighter on his
feet than BE- is in his head.
He had proposed, aud she had said
yes But. be said neryously. I'm afraid
your father will object. Oh. don't lei
that worry you, reioined the orange
blossom candidate. Papa is silent
partner ia this family.
80 ! 90 should give ms credit for good
Intentions. aald Mr.. Dustin Stax. Yes,
answered the disconnected citizen. but
Re consumers get tired of being con.
stsntiy called ON 10 give credit when
1e are invariably required TO produce
cash
Miss caustiqne You evidently have
a pleasant disposition, Mr.. Sspleigh. !
Al least yon seem 10 be easily pleased.
sspieigh Why do you -ss think / |
am --aw easily pleaAeds Miss caus-
iique by the way ID which you laugh
at some OF your own remarks.
Which would yon rather be. asked
the ambitious youth. great speaker
OF great wrlterf IL all depends, sn-
swered Mf Sirius Barker. on whether
You would rather take chance on get
tug clerRyman's sore throat or writ.
er's cramp.
flushing ionng Lady TO famous
actofl Oh, Nj. Sinclair, | do 50 want |
10 have talk with yon. I'm simply !
nad "a 10 on the stage. Sincl ,ir Yes:
! should think Won wonli be-, my dear
Young lsdy.
IA, do you know any philosopher,
Yes, meet crowds of them every day.
What do they do' They are general y
busy explaining how glad they ARE ths 1
they have no money and are thercfo g
IN M danger Of losing anything on at-
couni Of the string.acy.
r stiugyman--li is true that | pa,
very little money ~ circulation. BIT
Thai REALLY makes me a public benefac.
Tor. ~ nks-in Whist wayf Stingy-
man All the authorities unite in de-
ihnt money Is transmitter I
disease, They'll never charge me wi. h
pushing any plaques around.
Ms husband has gwen me the fifty
i1'lsr bonnet ! wanted. said Mrs.
Galley. The idea. exclaimed Mr..
'bellns. Hes awfully indulgeni. BE
lsnally Is ndnlecnt after he's been in
iulgine, lie didu'i yet home until .
i'~lock this morning.
One afthe prominent actresses says
line oai II ten marriages tnrn ont m,
happily Yes, replied the old bachelor:
~ man marrirs woman for her
san,yahe /. likely 10 find that a good
Ieal u u u counterfeit. and il he takes
~ for her money the chances are thai,
be- vii merely give him an allow.
ace"
Ny platform. shouted the orator.
lpnging bis Us, down With resonnd.
80 .bwmrk an The .i.sk Afo,. him