Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-13
What Did He Mean?

What Did He Mean?
Patient-"Doctor. do you think | will
have to be operated onY
Doctor-"Well, | hope for the best. .
Lippincotts
Ultra Modern.
rs your town up to dateY'
You bet il is. The blacksmith AM
veterinary both starved to death las
wear. Brooklyn Life.
The Reason for 1t.
Wife-Tommy doesn't seem to bt
afraid Of policeman.
Husband Why should he? His nurs,
was very pretty girl.-PunCh.
Superseded.
The most beautiful pair of black eyes il
town
belonged to Mrs McCann.
Till her husband went to n wake one nigh
And fought with a bigger man!
Robert 7. Hardy, Jr,. in Lippincott' $.
Memory Studies.
Georgia thoroughbred gentleman
puts on his clothes and then forget'
them.
Ned-That's what | try to do: but my
tailor won't let me.-Tit- Bits.
Will Power.
Il wish they wouldn't leave reading
wills until after the funeral"
How sop
One would know SO much better
what flowers to send. ;i--hippincott's.
Cause for Congratulation.
Alice-And she refused him after al
the encouragement she gave him?
May-Well, it is fortunate that we dc
not have TO marry every one to whom
we give cncouragement.-Br Brooklyn Life
Easy.
''Iow did Virgins manage to get a rep
utation for being so wisey'
by combining himself to two words. HI
waits until one of his superiors espresso
an opinion and then says. That's so. -
London Tatler
Natural.
Redd--See the picture / had taken il
my automobile?
Greene-Yes.
"Natural don't you think so?
Very The machine is standing still.
Workers Statesman.
His Opportunity.
Yes indeed, Mr. Higgins, was il
such a frame of mind that I was besid
myself"
"lf | was as sweet as you are | woul,
endeavor to be in that frame of min,
all the time. Houston Post.
Pop Had One.
Pop
Yes, my SON"
Isn't radinm the most expensiy
thing on earthT'
Next to an automobile, | believe
is. my son. "-Yonkers Statesman.
Pre-Existence.
DO you remember that life, my Love,
AS. dimly il seems, do |.
When you were the flower | fitte
And | was a butterfly?
Bohemian.
Something of Linguist.
lis your son proficient in any foreign
languages"
We'll" answered Farmer Corntossel
Il dunno MS he's much on French o
German, but he kin understand ever
word of the baseball news Washing
ton Star.
The Balanced Account,
said Richmau, "Nclghhors, would 70
thrive?
Then learn Of me how two and two max
tver"
Said Poorman. Verify. | see.
For us poor folk must two and two MAX
Richard Kirk in Lppiucott's
She Was Wise.
And YOU say this was the first tim
you have ever loved?"
Yes"
DO you know what | think you are:
We'll, what?"
I think you are matrimonial faker.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
An Exception
Yes. my son"
Can't greyhounds get over the groun
pretty livelyg"
Yes, my boy
All of EN-, pop?"
w ell, all but ocean grevhouudS. YES.
- Nonkers Statesman.
Making Rome Howl.
Said RomuluS to RcmuS. SAY.
They claim were not the foundrrs,r
said RemuS then to Romulus.
.They re all Il lot of Founders.
suppose we hadn't built old Rome "
lie added dHrkly SCowIing.
on bet your life" said Romulus
IWUuld set 'pm all a-haWliurf"
cleveland Plain Dealer
Used to Anything
Hostess. who has made unusual pren;
rauons, says, toward the end of dinner
| tell John that if he will bring pcon
nome unexpectedly 20 lianer they mu,
take Just what We have.
Guest twishiug to put her nj her cas-
On, that's all right. Mrs. BlulTer. H.
an old traveler-used To- roughting il no
and then, you know pHiMdclphia Il
Guirer.
The Bookkeepers.
The pugilist should keep a Scranloo
Tie burglar-au entry book.
Tie acrobat balance book.
The motorIst-a checkhook.
The cook-a reference book
Tho minor