The farmer and mechanic. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 18??-19??, 1907-06-11

AIS LA-diibD VI - 80 NJ
an'-tan 1 meet.
Thin what happens? TIL first
thing l know q shell loaded with dyn-
nyntte dhrops into tn lap iv some
frind iv mine in San Francisco; q
party " Jap'nese land in Boston an
scalp tn wigs off tn DESCENDANTS IL
John Hancock an Sam Adams; q
Jap'nese polisman gives me compan-
lyons tn ioo-jitnoo as they toll up tn
SS 4rsses R &C., a sstlraah night an |
q bed with al small language book
thryin' to larny to say Spare me- in
tn Jap'nese tongue. And me name
goes bourcin' down to histhry as a
man thai brought room to his coun-
thry, an two hundherd years firm now
little chiIder atm their milk with chop
stick in kenosha. Wisconsin,. will curse
me FIR me wick edness instead iv bless
in tn mimry ~ a man thai done so
much t. keep their fathers hurryin'
F. a m tn peril is over.
But 1t won't be FIR long. Ivry
mornin' [ pick up me pa-aper with
fear an thremblin'. War with Japan
is immynint. Tokyo. June fve-Th'
whole nation is Wild with excitement
over tn nisthreatr1ent IL a Jap'nesn
IN Los Angeles, an unless an apology
is forthconin' it will be difficult fr
tn government to p~revint tn navy
firm ahootin' a few things at ye. TIL
people iv America shud know that they
ARE at tn brink " war. 4 CORY
spondint ~ tn Daily SAX y. who wur-
ruks in an old PORCELAIN facthry in
Maine. writes that this famous sub
lick IL tn McAdoo. whose name has
escaped him but who had a good job
in a livery stable in Tokyo befure he
was STINT on a mission t. tn Ameri-
can people to see what he cud get.
Wint into an all night RESTRAINT an
demanded his threaty rights. which ar
re that tn waiter was to tuck his
napkin into his collar an tn BARTENDER
must play. Nippon tn GLORIOUS on a
mouth organ. OnforchiniteIy tn
proprietor iv tn place. q man be tn
name iv Scully. got hold iv a COPY ~
tn threaty with Sweden with tn sad
result that he give tn subjick iv tn
McAddoo tn wrong threaty rights. He
hit him over tn head with a bung-
starter. There is some relief in tn
situation tonight based on tn report
that tn Presidint has stint an apology
an has orhered out tn army to subroo
Scully. The 1mpror held a meetin'
" tn Elder statesmen tonight to
discuss sindin a feet TO san Francisco
TO punish tn neglect Nv threatv rights
with Jap'nese be a sthreet car conduc-
tor who cudden't let a subjick iv tn
McAdoo ride on tn Thirtv-frst Stbreat
line with an Agden Avnoo thrsnsfer
dated August. eighteen hundherd an
siventy-two.' TIL Prisidint has ordh-
cred tn arrest an i~1nprisonmint IL >
dentist in Albany who hurt a Jap'nese
whose tooth he was film. He has
REQUESTED tn McAdoo to give us anoth-
er chance befure layin' waste our land
'Followin' tn advice iv tn Jap'nese
ambassadure fr poor young Japs to
marry rich American girls, a Jap'nese
combination theological student an
cook applied fr tn hand iv tn
Nv tn boOrdin' house keeDer
where he was employed. He was
able to Imp to tn Jap'nese ConsuIs
house, where he made a complaint to
tn 1mpror. who was an old frind
" his father. The Prisidint has or
dhered tn lady to marry the Chink
The Hoop-la Theaytre was closed last
night on complaint iv tn Jap'nese
a~mbasSadure that tn Fluff Opry Com
ny was glVin a REPRESENTATION ~ Jap
nose char1ckters in pink robes instead
IL tn seemly black derby hats. ! size
too large, Prince Albert coat. pear
colored pants, button shoes. sthrin-
an speCtacles which is tn
Well-knoWn UNIFORM iv tn g~Iorvous
race. As token iv their grief tn Cab.-
net waited on tn Jap'nese embassy at
mas been ordered to sink tn battle
ship Loosyanny an carry Gin'ral
krokys hat box to tn deepo.'
An 50 it goes. I'm in q state IL
alarum all tn time. In tn good old |
lays We Wudden't have thought life
was worth Twin il we cudden't insult
a foreigner. That's what they were
FIR. Whin I was sthronc befnra oid
age deprived me iv most iv me PATH
rltism an other infantile disordhers
| nfVer say q Swede, a Hun. an Fv,.
tailan, a B~oohlgarEan, a German j
tr-rlnchman that l didn't give him
n shouldher. If 'twis an English