Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-01-07
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/. established in Santa Fe presumably in
the office OF the Almanac.
49,
Miner Hicks Is going to enter a stage
career. His experience in going with
out food viii come IN handy.
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The secondhand dealers report a
brisk trade already in slightly tar
nished New Years resolutions.
Speaking Of the county printing Lit
lie Willard doesn't seem TO have got
the taste Of that medicine out Of his
mouth vet
Between President Roosevelt and
Grand Master Hanrahan, Mr.. Harri-
man ought TO get a pretty complete set
Of instructions.
$50
A man was killed q few days ago at
Douglas. Arizona. by Ranger Kidder.
He was exonefated on the ground that
he was simply kidding.
Not That Easy.
The santa Re Almanac evidently
does not believe even its news
columns Roswell Record.
80
The open season on Washers has be-
gun. according 10 a dispatch from Al
ton. illinois, where the police have
been ordered TO shoot them.
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Many a mournful editor on Decem-
Der 81 murmured as he watched the
flying landscape from the car window:
Il shall not PASS this way again.
$50
An exchange is not so very far
wrong in the observation that the rail-
roads are now engaged in a eombina-
ton for the restraint Of human life.
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The Almanac Is now dealing out a
few Hints to he Legislature The
Almanac's prestige as chief Hinter to
the Push has, however, been slightly
erim2ed.
There is something strangely famil-
lar IN the kick Of thai Performer"
IN the Evening Citizen. There Is a twang
Of the courts Of law about II that re-
minds one family Of Pulaski.
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The county treasurer has installed a
brand new thermometer right at the
window whore the citizens come to
pay their taxes. This is TO serve as q
warning not to let their temperature
rise too high,
Advertising space. complains the AL
manac Is a commodity. Certain per-
sons whose portraits have appeared in
the Almanac as Men of the Hour
will testify that It Is at times d rather
expensive commodity.
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The Almanac has come out IN a
half column editorial advocating the
use Of the Alaska Sleeping Bag In New
Mexico. Having lived in one of these
useful articles for the last century the
Almanac Is in a position to recon-
mend a.
Orogrande had an exciting fire last
! week when the bucket brigade was
called out to extinguish the trousers OF
one NJ. Riggs. who had pressed them
and hung them by the Kitchen stove to
dry. The insurance adjusters pro-
nounce the pants q total loss.
$50
Lincoln 10 Date.
The railroads can XIII some of the
people all of the time, and they may
be able to kill all OF the people some
Of the time, but they must be made to
understand that they can't kill all of
the people all of the time.-Los An
ge.es Times,
Probably the most impressive thing
about The whole AFFAIR was the spccta-
Gle of the gentlemen from Shelbyvillc ,
and Pulaskcc, those splendid types OF
the Hover Of southern chivalry. charg- !
Ing 10 the defense OF all that lot and
parcel of land south of Mason n
Discus lino.
The legal status of whiskcrs has
been established by a court Injunction
issued In Cleveland prohibiting a
mans wife from pulling out handfuls
Of her husbands beard. The Ameri-
ear citizen even in the face OF advance
ing woman's rights must be protected
in his inalienable privilege of wearing !
whiskers,
49,
Opportunity,
Several years ago, after he had
made q visit to Arizona and New Mex
leo. senator Bcveridge was sent $4,000
worth of stock in "A mine In that sec
ton. The senator promptly returned
the certificates, stating that he felt 1t
would be improper for him to accept
anything OF the sort. That $4,000
worth Of stock Is now said 10 be vail
uod al $500, 000.-Kansas city Jour
nal. II is barely possible MIR. Bever-
ldge can't help thinking about that
million and a half profit in his idle
moments.