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The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

King Peter is quoted as denying that he
will marry a Chicago heiress. Gallant
gentleman that he is, however, he per-
mitted the lady 10 deny 70 first.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

The Ohio situation is none Of my
blanked business" says Uncle joe" Il
really begins 10 look as though Senator
Foraker is 10 be left 20 hold The bag.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

That convention of doctors, preachers.
and undertakers at indianapolis ought to
be able to settle the proper disposition of
mankind from start TO finish.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27
Getting Old.

How'll you have your eggs, sIr?"
How would you advise, waiter?"
Scrambled. sir. by all means"
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

Senator-elect Stephenson Is seventy
eight years Of age, but that still leaves
him In the juvenile class compared with
Senators Pettus, Morgan, and Whyte
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27
IkOnoIatry.

From the Charleston News and Courier
Senator Bourne, of Oregon, appears to
have adopted the President as his ikon.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27
Naturally.

she positively went crazy over her new
hat"
"Indeed?'
Yes. II went TO her head"
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

Whisky and pistols make an explosive
mixture says the Baltimore Sun. A bad
blend. In other words
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

No it is not always May-and that Is
something for which We should be duly
thankful.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

According 10 Prof Dillon Wallace. Il is
a pleasure 10 starve. He doubtless is
subsidized by the trusts 10 say such
things
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

I was just wondering
AT what2'
How many calling cards it will take
to carry the name Of the new Spanish
prince
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

Senator Pettus' statement that the
Brownsville investigation makes him tired
also makes that opinion pretty nearly
unanimous.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

By continuing to keep quiet and mind
his own business. Raisouli may yet go
down in history as the Moroccan Grover
Cleveland
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

The Washington HerGld is deliUered by
carrier IN the District Of Columbia and at
Alexandria, Va, at IS cents per month,
ddily and Sunday, or at 2j cents per
month tCith0ut the Sunday issue.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

There will be the regular annual meet
ing at the New Willard to-day OF the
surgeons in the employ of the Southern
Railway. They viii be In session two
days, and about 100 will be in attendance
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

Indiana was well represented al the
New Willard last evening in the persons
Of Hon W. II. II. Miller. former Attorney
General Of the United States. and Judge
R. L. Taylor, Of Fort Wayne. both law
yers Of the highest standing Judge Tay-
Tor has for many years been q member
Of the Mississippi River Commission.
which looks after the building Of levees
to protect the farm lands OF several
States from inundation by the Father Of
Waters"
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

The proudest man in Washington this
morning is Philip 5. Bates. publisher Of
the Pacific Northwest OregOn's great
agricultural monthly, issued at Portland.
Mr.. Bates has succeeded in bringing TO
the Capital City a car load Of rosy
checked farmers daughters from his ma
tive heath without losing one, and is
stopping at the Ebbitt House TO re-
cuperate The party carries over $1,000
pieces of illustrated literature for general
distribution. depicting the opportunities
and resources Of oregon from the invest
ment and home-seeking standpoint.
This bevy of attractive lassies will
spend several days in the city, and be-
fore returning West will visit New York,
Niagara Falls. Chicago, and St. Paul
Mr.. Bates excursion is the largest, long
est. and most expensive ever given by a
farm publication in the United States.
and the magnitude Of the undertaking IS
a striking illustration of Western enter
prise.
The Washington herald., 1907-05-27

Telephone Main saea. Private Branch Eleh.nss)
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
SAADYE CAUGHT IN AUGUSTA
FORMER MARTINsBURG MAN is
NOW IN THE TOLLS.
Hypothecatsd Surveyors Tools, and
Will Be Brought From Georgia
to Answer to Charge
aisDatch from baltimore says:

4 dispatch from Baltimore says:
headquarters Detective II. Warren
Shank viii leave tomorrow morning
for Augusta Ga, with requisition pa
pers TO bring 0. A, r. saabye 70 this
city. saabye is wanted here to an
swer TO the charge Of larceny Of one
surveyors transit, valued at $3.50, the
property Of Il. T. Marvin, IA East Lex
ingtcn street saabye was arrested BY
Chief OF Police N. l. Norris, Of Angus
ia, on en- order from Detective Cap
tsiR Punphrey According to the po-
lice saabye hired the transit IN June
1896, and later cispceed Of it. The
police nave tFacsd him through a NUM-
Der q eities Un;il he was finally iocat-
ed and taken into cest5dy in Augusta.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
WHEELING GIRL SENTENCED TO
THE PENITENTIARY.
Bessie Crisswell Gets Term For
Stealing Diamonds From Wash
ingtOn Man.
ington Man.

Bessie crisswell, the Wheeling Ola
mond Queen is again in the lime
light. Last week at Washington. Pa,
she was sentenced to serve one year
in Riverside penitentiary for stealing
diamonds worth $1,000 from Charles
Gilmore.
Monday she was found lying in her
eel suffering and appeared to be at
the point Of death a physician was
called who pronounced her disease
diphtheria and prepared to move her
to other quarters but authorities in
terferred, and she will remain in her
cell for treatment. AS soon as she is
able she viii be taken to the peniten-
tiary.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26

The happiest children in the world
are the ones who have a mother or a
big sister who car appreciate their
every childish foible; who can tell
them lifelike stories; who can find
wild strawberries, acorns and pine
cones; who knows where there are
brooks in which they can wade, and
trees to climb; and who can listen to
all their childish ideas with interest,
ever adding a new idea to their eager
young minds Marian Brunot.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26

Egotistical John Bull.
John Bull figures out that his coun.
try has been successful In so per cent.
OF the battles in which it has en-
gagged.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
Example Mot AlIurIna.

Dolly-7No, ! won't wash my face. /
just hate to wash my face Grandma
Naughty, naughty! When | was lit
tie girl l. always washed my face
Dolly Yes, an now look at it'll
Cleveland Leader.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
Gospel Arnaor.

When person puts on the gospel
armor he Goes not put it on for time.
waiting and hoping for the time when
he can cast it or. but he puts it on to
stay, and the longer he wears it the
mere he loves and esteems it. REV
G. r Miller, Episcopalian. Brooklyn,
N. Y.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
Journal Want Ads
Help all who help
themselves.

The man who can't sell gold
dollars at 80 cents, is the only
kind Of a fellow that journal
Want Ads won't help.
At a very small cost they will
put you in touch with the buy
er, seller, or he who has a priv
ilege to let, then it's up to you
to make the deal. Don't doubt
their efficiency, try one.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
DIAMOND QUEEN IN TROUBLE THE DAILY MARKET REPORT
BUYING PRICES.

Theb uying prices quoted today by
local grain dealers for cereals are as
follows.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
Fish That Live Lono.

The salmon is said to live about ten
years. but pike and carp somsiitnes
reach $50 years.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26

The live merchant advertises
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
Produce Market.

LEGAL merchants today quote thu
prices they are paying for country
Droduce MS follows.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26
Taylor's
Natural Leaf

is a brand that has found great
favor with the chewers Of Fine
Tobacco in Martinsburg and Vi
entity. When we first undertook
to introduce it some thought that
it would not go on account Of
there being no trade on Natural
Leaf Tobacco, but we were con-
fident of its going, as we sell it
throughout the South in immense
quantities. So we put it in the
hands Of Retailer and found that
our judgment was good. Nearly
every Store has it on sale and
nearly everybody knows the fine
taste that it possesses. Taylor's
Natural Leaf can't help but be
good, for we make it out of the
very best leaf that grows. If
yo've never chewed any of Tay-
lor's Natural Leaf we unhesitat-
ingly say that there is an enjoy
ment in store for you that you've
never before gotten out of your
chewing tobacco.
J. w. BISHOP,
Wholesale Distributors.
Retailed by all the best stores.
MID. by Taylor Bros, Winston
Salem, N. C.
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26

FOR RENT. -Six-room house on
South Water street. Apply to Mrs. M.
r. Martin, East King street. 26-tf.
WANTED. Inexperienced skirt MAX
er No other need apply Good pay
Apply to H. A. Wyatt Co 26-tf,
FOR SALE.---A number of thorough
bred, single comb, white leghorn
cockerels. Bred from prize winners
selected for their large egg produc-
tion. rs per cent discount before De
cenber 10. Charles e. Ely, Bunker
Hill
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26

FOR RENT Groom house, corner
Raleigh and John streets, in good con
dition, formerly occupied by Miss Eichle-
berger Apply I. +. Licklider. 1881
Evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1907-1913, 1907-11-26

Saabyc will be remembered In Mar
sinshurg as c civil engineer who work
ed on the construction Of the cut-off
from the IIedgesyille tower to Cherry
Run. He left here with number Of
unpaid bills behind him.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

ago she was in command
Perry Garst, who, ur r. ~ Vi Capt.
his assuming command Of ~ ~ 'lne Of
hao served as a member of tho mp
house board. SN light
And the Kentucky was IL
OF Capt. E. B. Barry two onlmand
wnen she was inadvertently ha. ago,
on the west bank of the N neacned
capt. Barry was transferred -
Kentucky after he had servaa " the
years as aid to Commandment D snree
OF the Brooklyn yard and q H. 'osers
as a member of the local labor ho. seln
Inc old Kearsarge met ber a.
eight years ago on Roncador raos 'a'e
the coast of Honduras, when sbo '' vi
IN command of Capt. Oscar La, "'S
man, who, for six years, had servos
as head of the board of inspection 'e ~
the Brooklyn navy ya~l. a.
There are those who dec,aro a.
extended shore duty is a detrimort ~
seamanship. They declare that thos "
who are educated at ANNAPOLIS 70 nv
ships should be kept at sea on 49,
principle that practice makes nerfoot
In the navies of England and Franon
no officer is given extended Sboao
duty. At the various naval stations
there is never but one captain who 10
detailed to shore duty, and his dutv
terminates after a period of threo
years. He is designated as CAPTAIN Of
the port, and it is his business to look
after sailors on shore and the care Of
ships while in port Admirals arc
never delegated as commandants Of
naval stations or navy yards until thew
have completed the term of sea sery.
ice.
In the American navy, however. a
different system obtains. The various
departments in every navy yard are
headed by captains, with the possible
exception of the department of con.
structiOn and repair. At present there
are three captains, six commanders,
seven lieutenant commanders and five
lieutenants stationed at the Brooklyn
navy yard who some day will be desig
mated for sea duty. Twill the Nemesis
also pursue these?" is the question
they are asking.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
ENGLISH ABANDON UMBRELLA.
Makers Complain That Poorhouse
Seems Not Far Away.

London. = Umbrella dealers ars
complaining that their trade is de
clining. 1t is certainly less brisk
than formerly. The English climate
has not altered, but many persons are
ceasing to regard the umbrella as
Indispensable. The dealers attribute
the falling off in sales to the disuse
of silk hats and the more frequent
use of derbies, which are better adapt
ed to wet weather and are cheaper
Another supposed cause is that rain
proof coats are worn by many mora
persons than formerly.
Women buy fewer umbrellas now
Notwithstanding they risk their bright
est finery outdoors without sucn
means of protection against the wet
They rely upon refuge in tearooms
omnibuses and the underground rair
ways in case of rainy weather sudden
ly coming upon them.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
HOODOO IN THE NAVY

mln1stration of the navy and navy
yards strictly in civilian hands and to
allow the admirals, captains and other
officers of the line more time to de-
velop their seafaring ability.
1t may simply be coincidence but it
is striking and persistent one, that
catastrophes of late years have be-
fallen every battleship that has been
put In command of officers who have
assumed charge after extended shore
duty.
Inc last mishap to battleships &C.
CURED to the brand new Connecticut
when she touched bottom off Culebra.
Capt. Swift was put in command of
her after he had served some years
ON shore as head of the ordnance de-
partment of the Brooklyn navy yard
and as member of the general, board
at washington. Capt. Osterhaus, who
succeeds Capt. Swift, has been a mem
Der for some time of the board of in
spection and survey.
When the Rhode Island went ashore
in the Potomac as she was leaving the
Washington navy YARD, not very long
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
BAD LUCK OF MEN ASSIGNED TO
SHORE DUTY.
AS Soon as They Return to Ships Some
Accident Usually Happens-Eng-
land and France Never Give
Extended Land Leave.

New York.-A nemesis, or what
may be more vulgarly termed a hoo
doo, seems to pursue captains of the
United States navy who are detailed
to the command of battleships after
they have served a certain length of
time on shore duty.
Officials of the navy yard are now
wondering whether Capt. Hugo Os-
terhaus, who has been nominated to
succeed Capt. William Swift as COM
mander of the battleship Connecticut,
VIII be the next victim of the relent-
less pursuer
The "hoodoo' should stand Repre-
sentative Foss in good stead when he
renews his campaign to put the ad-
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

species, to study and encourage the
application Of the laws of heredlty u
the improvement of the human fanny
and so propagate it through the III.
termarriage of persons found DeS'
adapted to each other for the uppuiiu'
ing and betterment of mankind.
The corporation reserves the risn'
to issue charters to similar assoU,a
tons in other cities of the state ,no
directors are G.. A. Grimmer Oh 'nls
city, S. Bachrach of Oakland n
Sophia Curtis of this city, MID =
Olson of this city, H. H. Overpe ~
Oakland; Jennie ChamDeruh' ,trs
Eugenia c. Campbell, Oakland
M. G. Burnett of this city ana W. =
N. Boyen of San Rafael
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Society Incorporated in California to
Further Its Practice.

San Francisco, Cal.-An incorpora-
ton, the object of which is the fur
therance of trial marriage principles.
has filed articles of incorporation
here. The directors of the associa-
ton are San Francisco, Oakland and
San Rafael residents, who have been
holding meetings recently.
The corporation name of the or
ganization is the Eugenic Associa-
ton of California, which is defined
in the articles to mean "the science
of so propagating the human race as
will lead to the highest attainment in
mankind, spiritually, mentally, moral
ly and physically"
The purpose of the organization. as
set forth, are ito encourage an init
mate acquaintance with the laws gov
ern1ng the propagation of the human
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Sheep Annoy Trainmen.

Cripple Greek, Col.-The law for
bidding the killing of mountain sheep
is a good thing for the sheep but a
frequent source of annoyance to train
men, for the animals make a high
way of the tracks and will not take
to the right or left when a train an
proaches but will stick to the path
Trains have to stop while the train
crews with loud cries and much pro
family personally drive the sheen
away.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Greek fire, which had several other
names-wild fire, liquid fire, wet fire
and fire rain-descriptive of it's de
structlveness, is said to have been the
most destructive engine of war pre-.
yious to gunpowder. Discovered by
Callincius, Syrian, it was first used
In the siege of Constantinople, 673-
67S, and at Mecca, 900.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Frisco Chinese to Open Rank

San Observation-Disclosures are
almost complete for the organiza-
ton of a commercial bank to no
financed and conducted entirely NV
Chinese merchants of this commun-
ity. The bank will be known as the
Canton bank. So far 100000 of the
capital stock has been subscribed. and
it is the intention of the directors to
incorporate with a capital stock of
$1.f00,00O
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16
Three important American G

Three important American cities
Boston, Buffalo and Milwaukee, are
now committed to the plan of provid-
ing penny lunches for poor school
children. The idea, says Utica Press,
is opposed by many on the ground
that 1t will encourage pauperism, but
these cities seem to think it just as
profitable to run the risk of buryine
old people as to run the risk of caring
Tor hundreds of diseased children.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Ii employers would give the wait
ers, say tive per cent. of the amount
OF the bills OF guests that they serve
1T should be satisfactory arrange
ment all around suggests a Baltimore
man. The waiter would have Just as
much object as ever in having the Gus
toner give him big order and would
therefore, try to please him. The GUS
toner would not have to forsake his
natural principles against tipping in
order to get good service, and the
employers who followed the plan and
didn't allow tips could easily afford
the five per cent. commission.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

plan is suggested for rescuing the
passengers and crews of wrecked YES
sells that is so simple that one won
ders why it has not been suggested
before. 1t is to maintain strong sea
going vessels at life-saving stations.
and take the people off on the sea
wnere 1t is not practicable to reach
them from the land, as is often the
case. There have been several cases
this winter where a number of lives
were lost by exposure, and by being
washed overheard before help could
reach them, that might easily have
been saved in this way.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Count Boni de Castellane may find
CLEAN of comfort in the fact that
his ex-wife has discovered her di
vorce was entirely too expensive, the
bills being regarded as excessive
But then, as a luxury, Boni himself
was even more expensive than the di
vorce
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Nine. Liza Lehman, the composer,
is granddaughter of the late Rob-
ert Chambers of Edinburgh, the orig
lnator and publisher of that standard
work, Chambers Encyclopedia. Her
father, Randolph Lehman, was well
known portrait painter.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

committee of the reichstag has
voted to raise the salary of the Ger
man ambassador at Washington tc
$4,000, but even if this is done
'Specky' will still be $4,000 behind
Jimmy"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

The czar of Russia says he is sat-
isfied with the new douma, but, re-
marks the Omaha Bee, the douma is
far from satisfied with the car.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

So Brazil is going to have war
ship of the Dreadnought type, Ell?
Why, the thing is getting to be a
mere fad
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

This country is the instrument of
the Lord" says Admiral Dewey. Di-
vinity uses the big stick, it seems, by
proxy.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Entered in the Wrong ha.s'
THAT horse was capapie - .No.
ming in a walk. "And did he?' M.
They foolishily entered him III
ming race"
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

If any more warships are sent to
Central America, the crowd of spec
tators will number more than the
combined armies of the belligerents.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Arctic explorers should be careful
about taking any bad men along lest
they shoot out the northern lights.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-05-16

Mr.. Rockefeller says he has heavy
weight on his mind. He should buy
a lighter wig.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-04-16

@ Sc solicitan buenos vends
dores para este peri6dico.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1907-04-16
DESOE HUNACAO
Cornisi6n del Ayunta-
1nianto.--Lcdo. d. Pc
dro Rivera.
PARA e. "EL TEMPO"
Circo de acr6batas. -Deman-
da de d vorcio -Queja
fundzda.

Fl Ayuntamiento, en- SUI 1l-
TINA session, acord6 nombrar una
comisi6n para asistir q Ia toma de
possession del nuevo Gobernador
Regis H. Post. Esta comisi6n la
componen los Concejales sefiores
don Jose H. Perez, don Felipe
Otero y don Francisco Vega.
-Hemos tenido el gusto de
saludar en- esta ciudad q nuestro
distinguido amigo Ell Lcdo en- Far
macia don Pedro Ortiz Rivera,
quien, en- viaje de recreo, Sc halla
en- esta ciudad, donde Sc lie estima
y aprecia, dadas las inmensas sim
patfas de que goza este popular
Farmaceutico de Santurce.
Dada la sequla que hay en-
esta poblaci6n y la escasez de aqua
el Ayuntamiento ha tenido necesi-
dad, de facilitar al pueblo Tin caro-
de aqua. Buena prueba para la
necesidad del acueducto.
lei Tiempo', peli6dico que
Sc publica ea Sau Juan, en- uno de
sus ultimos n1meros, decla que Ell
sehor Montilla establ garantido en-
su plaza de alcaide de carcel de
esta ciudad, porque unionistas
y republicaros 10 recommendation
para que quedase en- su puesto.
Nosotros afrmamos que los repu-
blicanos 10 recomiendan, pero no
Osl los unionistas.
-Actualmente So halla en- es-
ia poblaci6n el sefor Maximo Mon
ge con un buen circo, y una buena
compafila de artistas y acr6batas.
Anoche di6 SUI primera funci6n, de
la cual hace elogios el p1blico.
Aver Sc vic en- la Corte de
Distrito la demanda interpuesta por
doiia Josefa Argueso contra don
Arturo de Rivera Quihones, solici-
tando de la Corte la nulidad del
lazo conyugal. 81 demandado nc
comparecio a contestar ia demanda
dejandola desierta y la corte Sc re-
servo el fallo. Suponemos esta re-
soluci6n en- rebeldia.
Los vecinos de la playa Sc