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The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09
WHY FRET AND WORRY

when your child has a severe cold?
You need not fear pneumonia or 9TH
er pulmonary diseases. Keep supplied
with Billiards. Horehound Syrup-a
positive cure for Colds, Coughs, BIon-
chitis and Whooping Cough.
Mrs. Hall Of Sioux Falls, S. D.,
writes: Il have used your wonderful
Billiards. Horehound Syrup on my
children for fiey years. It's results
have been wonderful"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09

from Rheumatism. Buy a bottle Of
Ballard's Snow Liniment and get in.
slant relief. A positive cure for Rheu
matism, Burns. Cuts, Contracted
muscles, Sore Chest. etc. Mr.. I. 4.
Bogy, a prominent merchant at Will
low Point, Texas, says. that he finds
Billiards. Snow Liniment the best
al round liniment he ever used. d-w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09
HAVE YoU cHTLLsg

It cured your Pa and also your Ma
Of ehills in the long time ago and it
will cure you now. It has been tested
by time and its merits have been prov
en-. We guarantee one bottle to cure
any one case Of chills. If it fails,
your money is cheerfully refunded
and its name is Cheatham's Chill Ton
ic d-w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09
CHILDREN IN PAIN

never cry as do children who are suf-
fering from hunger Such is the
cause Of all baby's VINO cry and who
are treated for sickness when they are
really suffering from hunger. This
is caused from their food not being
assimilated but devoured by worms.
A few doses Of Whites Cream Yer
mfuge will cause them to cease cry
ing and begin to thrive at once. Give
il a trial. DIV
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09

Callahan Delighted with Waldron
Couniy-lmnerse Colu Crop

J. r. Callahan, census supervisor
for Walden township east Of Iuttle,
completed his work and returned home
last night. He IS delighted with the
country in that district states that
all crops are fine, especially corn.
Around Tuttle the corn is so fine that
people there are offering a premium
fora load ofsnubbins
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09
DON'T GRUMBLE

20 y0ar p0Inil ache and yon .ufFer
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09
DO you ITcH7

T 50, you know the sensation is not
an agreeable one, and hard to euro
unless the proper remedy is used.
Hunts Cure is the King Of all Skin
remedies 1t cures promptly any itch
ing trouble known. No matter the
name or place. One application re-
lieves- -one box is absolutely guar-
ntead to cure. d-w
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09
TAKE NOTICE

I evannot make your lot in the ceme-
terylook like anything for one dollar q
month and have to spen done half my
time trying to collect it. Please pay up
to A. J. Johnston, sexton. Phone 636.
7-26 12t
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09
meeting

All the FRIENDS o. temperance and
prohibition arc requested 10 meet
at the court house Monday af'eis
noon at 4 o'c ock for the purpo e
o cons dering the question STATE
wide prohibition.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09

WANTED Men to represent a
large corporation in handling Gus
toners in local territory from office
in your city. A large income is as
sured. We viii give full and complete
Instructions relative to our success
ful methods. VIII require integrity,
honesty and willingness to pust a
paying business. Send references.
A. Alexander, POI Metropolitan
Bldgy Minneapolis, MINI. s-3 limo.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09

Miss Vonie Wilharte Of Greenwood
Tex. arrived in Chickasha yesterday
to spend few weeks with her aunt,
Mrs. B. B. Prestridge.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1907-08-09

BY S. W. Bird & Co. A nice stock
Of goods in brick building on Chiclxa-
sha at bargain if taken IN next ten
sgvz To9v tire lea-e. 81 81
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
WATERMELON TIME.

When de fruit gifts busy rip'nin' on de
watahmillion vine,
Den life's sho'ly wo'th de libin' eh,rvt,ip,,
looks mighty fine;
lis de sunInah's crownin' feast-time. Cd
dab jes' take back seat
Nlggas happy when he's gittin' all de Iail.
lions he kin eat.
when de moon am late in risin'. nigga
softly Ifs de latch,
An he hikes out in de moonlight fob dat
watahmiilion patch;
Ihumps dem millions till he heahs dat. OF
familyah SCUM. pank! punk!
Nigga dat don take de bigges' ain. got
any sort o. spunk.
Den he goes out to eamp-meetin'-like 70
sing an shout, an talk
Bout dat path so straight an narre- whah
he humbly tries to walk;
Boun to reach dat heahenly city whah dey
needs no moon fob light,
Whah dar comes no sin an sorrer an whah
niggas all tuhn white;
Longs to climb dat golden stairway. longs
to lif' dat heabenly latch.
IF he's sho' he'd fin up yondah great big
watahmillion patch)
Bohemian.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
FROM THE STAGE TO THE CAFE.
The Stars of the Big New York Theaters
Patronize the German Cafes.

In gaily written article called din
ing in Bohemia" in the New Broadway
Magazine, Anne O'Hagan gives this
vivid picture of Fourteenth street. res
taurant:
All the tables are filled. Here sits.
preened for attention. perhaps the party
of American actors and actresses who
have come down to that admirable Ger
man school of their art on Irving place.
From the opera house q mile to the
northward rolls in the stout gentleman
who, an hour past, was breaking young
ladies' hearts as Faust or Tristan. His
table is awaiting him. The kellner-no
garcons for you herei-slides over to it.
straightens the inclined chair, pulls it
out, and Herr Weiss Nicht-Wer waddles
beamingly to his place, where he is
joined by his customary companions.
Faust eat an onion sandwich Ach wehI
1t cannot be-Tristan degrade his voice
to demand leberwurst und PilSeperi
Even so. There is no demand for night
ingale tongues at all.
At the table next the one where the
American actors off Broadway are dis
secting birds and testing vintages. a
comfortable party of three is gathered.
The good Fraushe is all of 60-has not
only removed her sealskin sacque of the
cut of the early sos; she has also united
the black bonnet strings, which form a
bow beneath her cascade of chins. And
she has furthermore produced from her
little black bag a piece of knitting. She
works away on it, serenely Indifferent
to the stares of the Americans, alert to
the conversation of her husband-a big
man with q tousled gray beard and the
unquenchable light of disputation in his
eyes-and his short, wizened, excitable
friend. What do they discuss so ear
nestly? Stocks and bonds, opines the in
corrigible American. No! Then art
the Germans are artistic, one must re-
member! Listen-"But Nietzsehe-did
he not die mad? ia? Und so, tell
you, he lived mad. Nein, nein, not by
Nietzsche shall you prove me anything.
Now, HegeP'-und so weiter 1t is the
Teuton's Joy that they discuss, these
elderly men-the Teuton's joy-die Phil
osophie! And the nervous young Wall
street man, showing party of western
visitors the decorous sight of the town,
has swallowed three hasty highballs
while the disciples of the philosophers
have made way with half a stein of
hRar
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Signs of Long Life.

'In the medical world" said a we'll
known veteran doctor of Tioga yester-
day, ''it is a generally accepted fact
that every person bears physical indiea-
tions of his prospects of a long or short
life. A long-lived person may be dis
tinguished from a shoFt-lived person at
sight. In many instances a physician
may look at the hand of a patient and
tell whether he or she will live or not.
The primary conditions of longevity or
gans as well as the brain should be
large. If these organs are large the
trunk will he long and the limbs com
paratively short. The person will APP
pear tall in sitting and short in stand
ing The hand will have a long and
somewhat heavy palm and short fingers.
The brain viii be deeply seated, as
shown by the ori6ce of the ear being
low. The blue or brown hazel eye, as
showing an intermission of temperament,
is a favorable indication. The nostrils,
if large. open and free, indicate large
lungs A pinched and half-closed nostril
indicates small or weak lungs. These
are generous points of distinction but, of
course, subject to the usual individual
exceptions. Philadelphia Record.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Bible Recovered from Sea.

a remarkable find was made recently
y Shields trawler while fishing fifty
lIlles from the Tyne. When the net was
eeauled on deck Bible was recovered
rom the load of fish. Inside the book
vas ticket of membership of the Ship
ppfecked Fishermen and Mariners Royal
tDgeneVolent society, bearing the name of
SSl9 .FuIn Jensen, IS Maxwell street. South
ST4.esds, and dated January %, 1907.
ticket were taken to the address indi-
.sted. when Mrs. Jensen at once claimed
Sas biale and ticket as the property of
- - husband, who was drowned nearly
sssea months ago by the laundering Of
~ lyme collier Stag. The Bible and
s eel We're in an excellent state Of pres
EEaton.-London Globe.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26

the oysters to its taste, he become even
less calm. Had the cat been near it is
highly probable that considerable ma
jority of its nine lives would have come
to an abrupt termination.
After this stage, to console the unfor-
tunate man, the fire began to go again.
In about five minutes the chop that the
cat hadn't eaten was especially well done.
1t could be quite safely left on the win
dow with whole legion of starving
eats Ground it. Mr.. Meek, however, sim
ply left it in the coal scuttle.
Then there came over MIR. Meek's face
a terrible expression. He brought in a
pail and poured the soup carefully into
it: next he scraped the potatoes in the
same pail; then he poured the tomatoes
ON top of the potatoes. 1t cannot be
definitely stated whether or not Mr.. Meek
in doing this was actuated by the desire
tc prepare some famous camping dish.
reiished in the dear old Volunteering
days; but certain it is, no sooner did he
get the tomatoes nicely on top of the po-
tatces than he tool; the whole thing and
tossed it into the back yard dustbin.
This accomplished, he proceeded to make
a meal off the cold ham and some bread
and butter-the cooking butter, of course.
just as he was finishing Mrs. Meek
returned.
Hello, dear!'' cried Mr.. Meek calmly,
I've been terribly busy. Detained at the
office; only just got home. This is very
good hama shade overdone, though
isn't it,"
Perhaps a shade less wouldn't have
hurt it. Let me get you piece of pie? ~
mo, thank you! No cold pie for me
when there's hot apples in the oven,
You might get them if you're not too
tired"
Mrs. Meek departed on her erTand. In
a few moments she reappeared, and with
out moving muscle, placed the plate
and baked apples before her lord and
master They were about the size OF
walnuts, and the color of ebony.
Mr. Meek rose with an awful look in
his eye.
IF | ever catch that cat. remarked
Nv Meek. as that feline purred past him
with a playful frisk of his tail. '1'll
break every bone in his body ."-Phila-
delphia Bulletin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Some Zoo Psychology.

A little girl in a red hat approached
the tigers cage, and the old tiger, with
a horrid yell, made a spring at her. Her
yen in return was almost more dread
fui than the beasts.
Dash it ALL" said Keeper John Low
er, 1--WE ought to have a rule prohibiting
red in the carnivora house. Red excites
these animals something fierce. It's
actually bad for their health"
why does red excite theInY"
Because il looks ike flesh, II looks
like blood. A lion or a tiger sees a
girl in a red hat or a red blouse, and
he gets the idea in his noddle that a
chunk of raw meat is being brought to
him. He mistakes the red fabric for a
horse steak. and, slavering and roaring,
be makes a dash for l. And that is
the psychology of q carnivorous animal
so-called hatred-it's really loye-for
red -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
THEY WON'T SHUT DOORS.
And They Win Ride Backward, Reports a
Traveller of Enqiishmen

Travellers returning from England tell
of two habits of the people of that coun-
try which impressed them. One is the
average Englishman's aversion to shut
ting the door behind him.
II don't know how it is in the English
houses" remarked one who returned re-
Gently from abroad, "for l was not in
one of them: but l stayed in hotel in
London where there were good many
English people, and a dozen times daily
i had TO get up and shut a door to keep
the draught away.
1T didn't make any difference whether
II was servant or a guest who went
through, the door was left open. This
was in the spring of the year, too, when
the weather was chilly. l noticed the
same thing in railway coaches and ho-
tells of smaller towns"
The other English popularity is a pref
erSace for riding backward on trains.
The Englishman will make Tor the seat
with it's back to the eGgiae every time,
plant himself down in il with every evil
dence of comfort and look wonderingly
at anybody who picks out a seat facing
the direction the train Is going. Not
once did one American travelling in Eng
land see native choose a seat facing
the front of the train unless there were
no other seats.-New York Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
GOING TO SEE WIFE.
Chinaman VIII Travel $4,000 Miles for
Visit with Family.

Chin Chong, well known Duluth
Chinaman, who owns a third interest in
the Oregon restaurant at 515 West Su-
perior street, is going to see his wife
back in China whom he has not met for
seventeen years. The trip is only one of
A.000 miles. Chin Chong has a year in
which to make the trip, but if he remains
longer than that time he can't get back
to the United States, because the immi-
grafton inspectors won't let him.
When this Chinaman came to the Unit
ed States in 1890 he thought he could
bring his wife and baby in few months.
But in less than a year the Chinese ex-
eus:on act was passed. He is now 43
years old and is worth about $4,000, so
he thinks he can afford to visit his fam
ly Some day he expects to go back to
China for good and spend his last days
with his family. but for the present he
knows he can make more money in this
country. Mrs. Chin is resident of Can
ton and their son is going to college at
Pekin.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
CHECKING THE PLAGUE IN INDIA
Average Number of Deaths Lower Last
Year Than Heretofore.

Assistant Surgeon Eakins, the United
States army officer stationed at Calcutta,
reports that there were 59,619 deaths
from the plague in India the last year,
considerable decrease from the average
nuMser In recent years. The surgeons
who have been experimenting with in
oculstien as a preventive of the disease
are very nuch encouraged by the results
shown. Out OF 1T77 persons inoculated
In Calcutta. only one died Of the plague
But that Is by no means so conclusive
as tt seems, because most Of those iRocu-
lated were inmates of jails and were not
so much exposed to the disease as per-
sons who mingled with the crowds in the
streets and markets. Ii incubation
should prove as effective in preventing
bubonic plague as vaccination has proved
in preventing smallpox another devasta
ting disease may be checked and mil
lions of lives saved.-Baltimore Sun.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Welded One Hundred Years

There has just been celebrated in the
little village of Isonbolgi in Vienna the
anniversary of wedding which occurred
just 100 years ago.
The long welded couple are named
Szathmari The husband IL 100 years
dreds of descendants in and around the
village. The old people live in a modest
cottage and are well looked after by rel
atives. They are nearly blind and deaf.
and sleep nearly all the time. The man,
however, still enjoys his pipe and glass
of wine, and neither is bedridden.
1t is a strange fact that in all them
years they have never left the village and
know nothing of tie great world outside
of Isonbolgi.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
SKIN SORE EIGHT YEARS.

spent $500 on Doctors and Remedies
but Got No Relief-Cuticura Cures
In Week.
Upon the limbs and between the
Toes my skin was rough and sore, and
also sore under the arms, and had to
say at home several times because Of
lais affection. Up to week or so ago
mad tried many other remedies and
several doctors, and spent about three
hundred dollars, without any success,
OUT this is to-day the seventh day that
nave been using the Cuticura Rene
uleS costing dollar and a half),
which have cured me completely, so
'aal l can again attend to my BUSH
ness | Went to work again tonight.
mad been suffering for eight years
ana have now been cured by the Cuti-
euEa Remedies within a week. Fritz
nifsehlaff, "a Columbus Ave-, New
iork, N. Y, March 20 and April 6,
1906"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
WHAT is PE-RU-NA2
,sita Catarrls Remedy, or a
Tonic. or Is It Both?

some people call Peruna a great
,onie Others refer to Peruna as 9
srsat catarrh remedy.
(which of these people are right
tit more proper to call Peruna ca
tarrh remedy than to call it tonic?
Our reply is, that Psruna is both o
.onic and catarrh remedy. Indeed,
there can be no effectual catarrh rem
adv that is not also tonic.
In order to thoroughly relieve any
Ease of catarrh, q remedy must not
anly have specific action on the mu-
eOus membranes affected by the ca
tarrh, but it must have a general tonic
action on the nervous system.
Catarrh, even In persons who are
otherwise strong, is weakened con-
dition Of some mucous membrane.
There must be something to strength.
en- the circulation, to give tone to the
arteries, and to raise the vital forces
Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the
world has attracted 90 much attention
from medical writers as HYDRASTTE
CANADEKEIS. The wonderful Ell.
cscy Of this herb has been recognized
many years, and ID growing in its hold
upon the medical profession. When
icined with CUBEBS and O0PAIRA q
trio Of medical agents ia formed in Pc
runa which constitutes q specific rem
sdy for catarrh that in the present
tate Of medical progress cannot be
improved upon. This action, rein.
forced by such renowned tonics an
C0LLINS0NIA CANADENSIE, COR
YDALIS F0RMoSA and CEDRON
SEED, ought to make this compound
an ideal remedy for catarrh in all it's
stages and locations in the body.
From theoretical standpoint, there.
fore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The
use Of Peruna, confirms this opinion.
Numberless testimonials from every
quarter of the earth furnish ample
evidence that this Judgment is not
over enthusiastic. When practical ex-
perience confirms well-grounded the
cry the result is truth that cannot be
shaken.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Back TO Nature.

Queer things result from this recent
day craze of city folks to get into the
country to live. yolney It, Malott and
family are among those who are think
ing Of the delights of getting back to
nature, and they have spent some time
looking over the northern end of Marion
county. Not long ago they drove up Mil
lersville way. Coming back they passed
very pretty farm.
Now, there's a place l should like, ''
suggested Mrs. Malott. THAT knoll
would make an ideal site for the house,
and the. place could be made quite at
tractive."
Huh" said Mr.. Malott. "You like
that. do you?''
Yes, indeed"
That's odd. We've owned that place
thirty years. "--1ndianapolis News.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Another Fake.

A Connecticut hen helped a thief to
conceal a watch. When the police found
the watch the hen was setting on IL.
During its absence from the owner the
timepiece had lost its usual regularity,
and when picked up was an hour slow.
This shows that nature occasionally
fails to make preparation for emergen-
cies.
Although the hen was a setting hen
she failed to set the watch.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Pyats Marx Twain.

troduee a new fashion in evening dress
at Musk0gee the other night. gyas hauled
up In police court and fired $40. He
was charged with being drunk. disorderly
ard undressed. He attended a church
lawn party attired in suit Of blue & ',io1
underwear and n sack coat The police
believed the Indian was carrying the
union idea too far.-Kansas City Journal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26

The whale saw Jonah coming and
heaved a sign which the ancient mari
ners for miles around took to be a tidal
wave.
Nov I've got to swallow that fisher
man. whole CLOTH" he muttered "And
he will later ON take to nature taking
claiming to have studied the matter from
interior sources of information. "-Balti
more American.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Brother Dickey Copitates.

III - ever | gifts ter heaven l hopes dey
49, gimme no harp ter play, kaze l
e s-Sss III be too tired ter blow a mouth
\, Know 50 little bout de rough places
- earth dat | don't lose no time tryin'
voump my head ergin' de stars er
va ~ my opinion dat happiness is al
PsfSs way back yander whar you might
|,r oeea happy, but didn't know II wuz
Atlanta Constitution.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26

THE MILK PAIL is kept free from
staleHsss sliminess and sickness IL 1t
is washed with Borax and water In
the following proportions table
spoonful 10 a quart Of water.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Any IL Year old Girl

Can make those delicious Lemon, Chocolate
and custard pies as we'll as the more expert
encsd csok II she uses "0UR-PIE" prepare.
tion, which Is now sold by nearly all groeers
at 10 censs per package. Just the proper in
gradients In each package.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
wanted--A Husband

The richest unmarried woman in
France is probably Princess Marie Bo-
naparte, daughted of the late Prince Ro-
land. She is pretty, accomplished, young
and inherited vast fortune from her
maternal grandmother.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Was Pilgrims, Church.

The Pilgrim Congregational church,
near London. founded in 1916, is the
oldest of the denominations in the EN-.
pire, and il was from this that the Londou
contingent of the men of the Mayfiowel
was recruited.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
$1,000 for Fiftv.two visits

Sir William Henry Broadbent, physi-
cian-in-ordinary to King Edward, whose
death is announced from London, re-
ceived 5000 a year from Lord Roths-
child for visit once a week
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26

MRS wINSIyow'S SOOTHING SYRUP fo
Children teething softens the gums. reduces IN
Examination. allays pain. cures wind collie. 2:
cents a bottle.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26

New York City has the reputation o
carrying more bedbugs in its public con
veyances than any other city in tn
world.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Strange Poultry Food

s--S : stated that q London firm has
Sci to receive consignments from
rre-d. africa Of locusts for use in the
'p4fatlon of bird and poultry food.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26
Ian Workmen Labeled

Japanese workmen are all labeled with
the character of their trade and the
name of the employer
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26

s,v, ne gold weld of Victoria for the
ia r A4tL q 1907 was 366,317 ounces, Of
- value Of 81. 4G5 .26s
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-10-26

h =, - w Leader. r. A.. considers that
ot ~ ~ rust clouds are the most difficult