The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-12-08
NEWSPAPER CHAFf

Never mind the little cares
That beset the way
Every one his bdrden b"dcs
Till the close Of Gay
Each OF us tear must shed
As We 90 along.
when your broken heart has bled
Neal II with a song.
birmingham Age-Herald.
It
Do you know said sunday
school teacher addressing new
pupil in the infant class, that you
have a SOUL"
Course I do replied the little
fellow. placing his hand over his
heart Il can feel IL tick. De
troit News-Tribune.
Her (siehingl gl-"oh. met such
a lovey polite man toda."
Him-"Where was that?
Her-"On the street | must have
been carrying my umbrella care
lessly. for he bumped his eye into
II. And said. Pardon me. ana
he said. Don't mention IL. ! have
another eye left cleveland
Leader.
\ first grade boy brought perfect
spelling papers home for several
weeks. and then suddenly began TO
miss five or six out of ten.
"How's this. som" asked the IA
ther.
Teachers fault. replied the boy
How is it the teachers fault
she moved the little boy that sal
next to me. .'-lippincotts.
-.
II was reunion OF a gallant
Irish regiment aud in due course
member rose to express his CAREFUL,
rehearsed sentiment. Here's to th
ould Fifty ninth" he began hotly
"th last In the field an the frs
TO lave it," "Yc muddler'' shout
ed compatriot springing to M
feet. Here's to tn ould FIT,
ninth. cquil TO none Kansas CIT
Star.
The Clerk of the Day In tn
Boston Transcript tells this story
Two of the Clerks ucighbors wer
recently battling over the Common
wealth Country Cluo Inks. All wer
fairly well although bogcy remail
ed practically intact, until they rcac
ed a tree overlooking pond. Fac
drove furiously. then cautiously.
half dozen balls into tnc m'.rt
depths of that pool. Standing me-
By was a little girl, stupid but e
rious. After the twelfth ball ha
plunged To Ilse no more she queri'
blankly but sincerely of the golfe
Say. mister. what is the fun in tn
.,ame?'
The persistency with which ch
dren see some other moral In "A
BILE than the one 1t is Intended th'
shall see is often distrcssing,' sa
the principal of an institution 4
the young in Washington. "A hi
dergarten teacher had recited 10
pupil the story of the wolf III
the lamb. and had followed 1t
with the remark:
And now. you see, Tommy. tn
the lamb would not have been eat
by the wolf II he had been good a
sensible
"'Yes. understand. respond
the youngstcr grayely. II the lar
had been good and sensible '
would have had him tu cat,'-Hi
per's Weekly.
Il am proud of my business 81
William J. Butting, the manas
of Coney Islands Dreamland. II
WITHOUT N1OltNAlil' hllh0'hl''AA WV
he drcary thing. as drrary rs
town of PEBBLES. \ drummer, AFT
a hard days work there, started {
TO look for some amusement.
the empty street he saw but q
man. very old man. and he 81
To this graybeard: What time dc
the theatcr OPEN" 'Thcayter" $.
the old man. We have no thci
ter here Well the music h'
them? The old man shook his he
and frowncd NO, no. Ne muttcr'
there's nothing of that Kind
PEBBLES But goodness gracior
exclaimed the drummer, have y
no amusement at all in this outla'
ish place. 'Oh, aye. said the 9th
If We wait tin o'clock yo can =
them shift the freight train. '
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