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The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Resurrection.


Thistledown, thistledown,
Floating into country town
From the hillsides far away,
Can you find no place to stayf
Buttercup. buttercup.
From the brookside looking up.
AL the gold OF summer skies
In your shining chalice lies.
Clover bloom. clover bloom.
Wake my heart with your perfume,
Whisper low OF bygone days
And OF green and shady ways.
Clover. thistle, buttercup.
Stir the drowsy memory up;
Backward slip the years, and then
Youth and childhood live again.
A Substitute.
"fhe old man couldn't find his um'
brella, and he had to go away without
It"
did 1t rain?' -.
No, but he had a brain storm"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Good Chance to Make Big Money.
A great business opportunity! a
vest side party has for sale an old
established business which nets her
over five hundred dollars ($50O) q
month. The present owner wishes to
retire. II you are interested drop a
card to Julius F. Taylor, 5O40 Armour
avenue, Chicago.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Explained Il.

''Sorry, young man, but my daughte
is out"
"But / told her / would call"
''She probably heard you"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
A Poser Fer Him.

ma, did your slipper grow on your"
mo, child. bought it at the store"
at isn't a part of you, thenr
Certainly not"
"Does it have feelingsT
''No; it is inanimate"
''Then, ma, how did it happen that
1t hurt you worse than 1t did me the
other day when you spanked meY'
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Matter of Cost.

Mrs. Hayrix-The paper tells Nv a
swell society woman In the city givin'
a high tea. What do yew s'pOse high
tea is2
Mrs. Oatcake-0h, reckon 1t be
kind what an oil paintin' goes with
stead Nv a chromo--ChicaRO News
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
What cheered Him.

'Tt must have been a terrible ordeal
on the witness stand with all Of them
lawyers trying to tangle you up"
They didn't bother me much. /
kept thinking about the witness fees
was going to get"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Makes Him Move,

The slowest mortal in the world
On hand Is always found.
Perhaps the first man in the line,
When pay day comes around
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
NORTHWESTERN DENTAL co,
ls2 STATE STREET Chicago

Buy Your Houses and Flats From
Neighbors and johnson.
Don't pay rent all your life.
Don't die and leave your children 4
bunch of receipts.
BE YOUR OWN LANDLORD.
We sell to every man according to
his means. Terms to suit every
purse. Before buying see
NEIGHBORS AND JOHNSON,
1916 State st.
Phone Douglas 1865.
YOUR HOUSE MAY BURN To-
NIGHT.
NEIGHBORS AND JOHNSON
writes insurance in the BEST COM
panies in the WORLD.
Have your household goods IN
SURED. Do it NOW. ]
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Plenty High Enough.

'FWhat do you know about high art?"
81 ought to know a whole lot
have a picture in the house that cost
$50 without the frame"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

A soft heart is impressionable, but
a soft head is intolerable.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Faith may be able to move noun
tains. but needs a steam engine as a
vehicle of expression.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Letting Him
Down Easy.
"'They used I'd
be good friends.
Now he hates
her worse than
poison"
Snake poison
perhaps you
mean"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Realistic.

"He painted basket of fruit so nat
ural that it made you hungry to look
at it."
eyes. and it made him blamed sight
hungrier trying to sell it"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Ignorance of the law excuses no one
for employing poor lawyer.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Ruby-Well, he said II l would only
be his wife would always live in clo-
ver.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

do you believe IN trial marriages.
MY dear" said the older one an
marriages are trials"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Sometimes plenty Of good bread and
butter is all that is necessary TO con-
vert a pessimist into an optimist.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Something Wrono.

ibid you find anything abnormal
about this woman?' asked the lawyer.
well, she claimed to like to wash
Dishes" replied the expert.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
A Bad Season.

yes" said the poet. Il published my
book OF poems about a month ago. but
It isn't going very we'll"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Some people are pious because it is
the only diversion that their tempera-
ments fit them for.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

The woman who makes record as
n good bread maker has no time 10
make a divorce record.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Knew What He Wanted.

Knew what he wanted
81 hear you are a candidate for Of
fee"
"Well, my friends have been kind
enough to suggest it"
"What are you going to run on, the
good government ticket"
81 hope not. Say, 1 expect to get
elected, and it is only those who can't
win who want good government"
FunISed.
he could not win out in the race
Nor with the victors meet;
His was a not uncommon case.
He simply got cold feet.
He could not take his nerve in hand
And groom it till twas At.
Nor boost himself to beat the band.
For he was nervy-nit.
And so they laid his boom away
Oblivion complete
And can't recall his name today
The man who got cold feet
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

You WIN never be able to make peo-
ple look up to you BY talking down
% them.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

"Well-er-hot cakes don't sell very
well this weather."-CatholIc Standard
and Times.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Vanity is the mirror that rehe- o
many a folly.
The man who makes hay when the
sun shines is amply able to make love
when the moon shines.
Every man has his price and SOM
have two.
An agnostic has the best Of it, for he
doesn't have TO prove anything
The man who is willing to take adj
vice doesn't need it.
An interruptions business man mas
no Illusions about the Golden Rule.
Some men reborn afraid Of women
they are bachelors; some have tne
fear of women thrust upon them-tney
are married.
You would have to give some people
an anaesthetic and get a surgeon 10
operate upon them In order 10 sep
arate them from their good opinion OF
themselves
The woman who makes a record ~
n good bread maker has no time 10
make a divorce record
You WIN never be able to make peo-
pIe look up 10 you By talking down
70 them
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
From an Expert.

From an Expert.
low young should a man marryF
Before he is old enough to know
better II at ALL" replied the old bache-
lor.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

All men are brothers, but some seem
to have stepmothers.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Sweet surroundinas.

Pearl-He must think the world Of
you, dear. He said you were a sweet
little bird.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Indeed" remarked his friend. You
told me you expected it to sell like hot
cakes"
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
HumOr mo Philosophy
By DUNCAN n. sNrrH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.


Few men forget TO be good to their
wives, for their wives won't let them.
When a mans wages become salary
it is a sign that his wife is beginning
TO climb.
No one who has companIonship COM
ing to him is ever lonely.
Real shams are not sham when they
deceive no one.
All men are brothers, but some seem
to have stepmothers.
Sometimes plenty Of good bread and
butter is all that is necessary to con-
vert a pessimist into an optimist
Ignorance of the law excuses no one
for employing a poor lawyer.
A soft heart is impressionable, but
q soft head is intolerable.
Faith may be able to move noun
tains. but needs a steam engine as a
vehicle of expression
Some people are pious because it is
the only diversion that their tempera-
ments fit them for.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Real shams are not sham when they
deceive no one.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27
Constant War.

Constant War.
The baseball umpire has no doubt
A most unpleasant station.
He always has to fight II out
And can't use arbitration
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

No one who has companIonship CON-
ing to him is ever lonely.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

FnOne DOuSIaS 1870.
YOUR HOUSE MAY BURN To-
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

Few men forget to be good to their
wives, for their wives won't let them.
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

p .
Their Estina.
ton.
II every one could
draw the pay
He thinks that
he is worth,
The boss would
have to draw
a check.
"Pay So-and-so
the earth"
z =
The broad ax. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1895-19??, 1907-07-27

When mans wages become salary
it is a sign that his wife is beginning
10 climb.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29

RESTAURANTS.
RESTAURANT-For ladies and gentle
men. Good service, at Profits. 20 y.
Sth. 29-3Ot
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
Tho Bosnian ROASTING Jack.

A curious variety of the old fash
toned roasting jack is used by the
peasants of Bosnia and Herzegovina
when roasting sheep whole, as on the
occasion of a wedding ceremony. One
often sees near running stream q
long pole having one end revolving
freely in socketed peg, while the
other, overhanging the water, is equip
ped with miniature paddles. This is
the Bosnian roasting jack. The sheep
to be cooked is inpaled on the log,
a fire is lit underneath, and while
the current spins the paddles and the
pole merrily round the big joint is
cooked literally to turn.-Wide World
Magazine
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
THIS TO BE A VERY BUSY NIGHT
Varied Program Arranged for Chau-
tauqua.

This is to be a very busy evening at
the chautauqua. At seven o'clock
there will be band concert by the Mu-
sicians' Union band. At 7:30 Miss
O'Brien, whose recitations and readings
have been most pleasing, will furnish a
half hours entertainment At eight
O'Clock Dr. Gillian will lecture on
Where are we at?' He intends to
show where we are at" in an educa-
tional way. Following his lecture,
which will be short, the Glazer Jubilee
singers will give their first concert
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29

tricks were all clean cut and perform
ed with a Willingness that was sur
prising.
But wonderful as were the perform
ance of the dogs, the most astonishing
part of the program was that perform
ed by the birds. Ordinary house pig
cons and fan-tails were made to do a
number of remarkable things. One of
the prettiest spectacles was the piac-
ing of four doves on hoop which was
twirled around rapidly. The doves
turned on the hoop, keeping themsel-
yes always in an upright position.
A dozen canaries were released on a
large table, coming out of the cage at
the call of their names. They did a
number of things that would seem to
be entirely beyond the intelligence of
the canary bird. Prof. PamahaGika
stated that he would not sell his col
lection of canaries for $4,000.
A Brazilian macaw, species of par
rot, was made to do some wonderful
things. But the most astonishing part
of the program was that performed by
troop of Australian cockatoos. One
of them waltZed in perfect time. They
did horizontal bar stunt, swinging
themselves as an athlete does. One or
them mounted a miniature wagon
while another placed himself between
the shafts and drew it about the Ia
BILE.
A miniature house was placed on
the stage and a fire kindled on the
roof One of the birds rang bell,
sounded a fire alarm. The others, in
regular hook and ladder company
style, went to the fire, placed ladders
against the walls, mounted them and
extinguished the fire by overturning
small buckets of water with their
beakS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
FREE SPEECH NO
LONGER HEARD
IN THE PULP|TS
Continued From Page One.)

from the great Catholic church which
stands always by the sanctity of the
marriage and divorce laws"
At this juncture in his speech. Mr..
Beauchamp prophesied that this coun-
try is approaching a Pentecostal per-
iod. He thinks that the tide in the
religious world has been going out
and that it is now coming in.
Religious, Not Commercial.
She big fine of $29,OO0,O 900 assessed
against the Standard Oil company, the
insurance investigations, the work of
such men as Governor Folk and the
numerous other reforms, the speaker
thought, were not commercial, but re-
ligious.
The trouble with the church in the
past few years, Mr.. Beauchamp
thought had been that it took up too
much time for higher criticism and
creeds and the members for playing
euchre. The question was
asked as to who was now caring for
the sick and finding work for the I'M
employed. 1t was answered by the
speaker thus, 1T is the Elks, the Ma
sons, the X. of P.'s, the Modern Wood
men and other fraternal organiza-
tons"
Seventh day Christians were rough
ly handled and it was lamented that
there were not more of the old fash
toned seven day brethren IF we had
more old time religion said the
speaker, sit wouldn't take SO much
Ice cream to run the churches"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
.Snecxr,ate.''

"Checlxmatei" represents "shah matt
the shah is dead" Shah" in fact
entered our language long ago via Ara
bic and old French, arriving in the
form of check" Chess is really
Cheeks" kings, and the cry OF
Check means your king is in danger.
hence the verb and substantive
check in all their English meanings
Check which was originally the
counterfeit of bill that served to
check" fraud: 'checkered,' from the
aspect of the chessboard, and Eek
chequer," from the checkered pattern
of the taolecloth on which the king S
accounts were kept with counters. Ali
these we owe to the Persian sOver-
eign's title.-London Chronicle.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
BIRDS AND DOGS DELIGHT.
Prof. Pamahasika and His Perform
ing Animals a Splendid Feature.

Prof. Pamahasika and his perform
ing animals were the attraction at the
chautauqua Wednesday night and it
is safe to say that a Richmond audi
ence never saw better trained birds
and dogs, especially birds. The per-
Torrance was little short of wonder
full and the splendid crowd enjoyed
it all immensely. The Seton tribe of
Indians, made up of the children camp
ing at the chautauqua occupied seats
just in front of the stage. They add
ed life to the evening by giving the ir
war whoop.
A point commented on by all who
saw the entertainment last night was
that Pamahasika never used whip to
make any of his pets perform and new
err said a cross word to any of them.
Preceding the performance Pamahas-
ika explained his method of training
his charges. He said he had plenty
of patience and always treated them
kindly. He said they had learned to
love him and none of them would
think of leaving.
Pamahasika began training birds
and animals when he was but eight
years old His first efforts were in
the kitchen of his Pennsylvania home
when he worked with canaries on an
ironing table. He had natural incii-
nation for the work and followed it
up.
Dogs were first introduced by Pam
ahasika in his entertainment and their
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
SINGERS ARE SECURED
CoIored Musicians Are to be Here Two
Days.

The chautauqua management In an
effort to fill the place on the program
made vacant by the failure of Gov.
Bob Taylor to keep his engagement
has secured the G1azer Jubilee sing
ers, one of the leading quartets OF
colored musicians on the chautauqua
platform The singers will be here
two days beginning with tonight. The
announcement Manager Shaw made
their coming was received
Wednesday night with applause on
the part of the audience.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
Y EDUCATIONAL PLATFORM
Or. e. 3. Bryan Speaks on an Import
ant Subject.

DR.. E. B. Bryan continues to please
the teachers assembled in institute at
the chautauqua grounds. Although
his lectures do not interest the general
public as much as did the sensational
efforts of DR.. Zueblin last year. they
are of more real value to the teachers.
President Bryan. who was once slated
for the principalship in the Richmond
high school. is one of the really big ed
ucational men of the West. and there is
little doubt but that he will bring
Franklin college to a high place or else
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
orpheum Stock Company.

Edward Doyle, manager of the Or
pheum Stock company, has made spec
iaI arrange ments with Charles Y. Fales
to produce for one more season in the
repertoire of the Orpheum company.
Mr.. Fales' great laughing success,
1.-The Little Church Across the Way"
This is the only bill to be retained
from previous seasons OF the Orpheum
company. 1t has been great success
with the company and will be played
during the engagement at the Gennett
all next week, opening Monday after
noon
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29

WANTED-To loan on first mortgage.
We have the money. Ball & Peltz,
Insurance and Real Estate, 8 and 10
n. 18th street. 21-lt
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29

THEATRICAL CALENDAR.
New Phillips.

New Phillips.
Week of Sept. 2-Vaudeville.
Gennett.
Aug. 31-Matinee and night, The
Hoosier Girl"
Sept. 5-Donnelly e Hatfield min
strels.
Week of Sept. 2-Orpheum Stock
Company.
Show Grounds.
Aug. 30-Buffalo Bits Wild West.
"The Hoosier Girl"-Gennett.
One OF the latest and best rural
comedy successes will be seen at the
Gennett Saturday. matinee and night.
"The Hoosier Girl" There is not only
a vast quantity of fun in this play, but
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
Vaudeville at the Phillips.

Patrons of the New Phillips, who
will have been without vaudeville for
two weeks, will be glad to welcome the
return Of this style of entertainment
next Monday afternoon. Manager Muir
ray has secured strong bill, of pleas
ing variety, which will be announced
in full on Saturday. The outlook for
vaudeville patronage is the most flat
tering in the history of this style of en-
tertainment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29

WANTED-To do family sewing; pric
es reasonable; inquire at 116 Rich
mond Avenue. 27-7t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
A LESSON TO-LEARN
N WILD WEST SHOW
1t Will Call vividIy to Mind One
Of the Great Epochs
In History.
DARING RIDING EXHIBIT.
SEEN IN ROLE OF A MARKS
MAN, HAVING LOST NONE OF
HIS CUNNING.

"For horses have four legs and men
have two legs,
And two into four goes twice, and moth
ing over except the lesson,
And very cheap at the price"
-KipIing.
And so it is that in Buffalo Bits
Wild West, thousands in this city will
have the opportunity of receiving les
son for a very nominal sum. les
son in riding. lesson in the history
of this country. Before them Buffalo
Bill brings his hundreds of rough rid
ers in the renowned Wild West on the
grounds, where early Friday morning
tents will be built up with such rapid
fly that it will seem as II some witch
of yester year had shaken her wand
over the earth and brought up men and
tents. Men from every country OF
the globe will give an exhibition of the
riding OF their country. From far off
Russia, Buffalo Bill has brought band
OF reckless Cossacks, who dash around
the arena at lightning speed: Japanese
also show how to sit in the Oriental
saddle. Then come the daring and
clever cowboys who find nothing diff
ficult to do from the back Of horse.
They ride the bucking bronchos as If
# were a mere pastime, but it is plain
to the audience that riding one of
these extremely strenuous animals Is
one of the greatest feats a horseman
can perform.
Lesson in Shooting.
Then there will be lesson in shoot
ing. Col. William F. Cody, veteran
scout and Indian fighter, has lost none
of his ability as a marksman, and his
performance of potting off glass balls
thrown in the air by an attendant
while going at full gallop on horseback
has been deemed one of the greatest
feats of the Wild West But apart
from his shooting. apart from the fame
he won as a scout and fighter, apart
from even the fact that he killed two
of the greatest Indian chiefs single
handed, Tall bull in 1869 and Yellow
Hand in 1876, Co. Cody Is one of the
men who, to put it in the vernacular,
"is a sight for sore eyes, Why? Be-
cause Of the connection of this mans
life with the story of the development
of the West, from its days of savagery
and sanguinary struggle to its quickly
achieved agricultural, mineral and
general commercial supremacy. Born
there when it was a misty, underlined
country. it's resources unknown, its fu-
ture unforeseen, it's magical growth
undreamed of, associated with its
awakening, you might say. twin born
incident; one whose lonely guide tracks |
when it was wilderness, are covered |
with iron rails. until the old engineers |
remark is a truism, "the railroad sur
veyors follow Bill Cody's trails A
living milestone Buffalo Bill marks en- |
phatically the rapidity and speed be-
yond comparison in history, that prog |
ress which has wrought in the far West |
from uptodate. to push the new regions
ahead of the old.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
Why She Was Pleased.

Tess-Did Mr. Borem ever call or
you? Jess-Yes; he called last even
ing. 1 was quite delighted when the
girl brought up his card. Tess-Oh
come now. You weren't really delight
ed? Jess-Certainly. You see. if she
hadn't brought up his card I might
have gone down to him. thinking II
was some one else.-Phil2delphia Press
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29

outgrow that school and take charge of
some larger institution.
This morning DR.. Bryan spoke on
THE Educational Platform DR..
Bryan says there are but three planks
in the platform, although many educa-
tors use four. His three planks are:
Impression, Interpretation and explana-
ton.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
ONLY One "BROMO oTININEy

That is LAXATIVE BROMO Qui-
nine. Similarly named remedies
sometimes deceive. The first and
original Cold Tablet is a WHITE
PACKAGE with black and red let
tering. and bears the signature Of
E. w. GROVE, Csc.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29
MRS. OTTO KRONE TAKEN SICK
Removed From Chautauqua Grounds
to Home.

Mrs Otto Krone was taken sick
during the Wednesday afternoon ses-
sion Mrs Krone tainted while sitting
in the auditorium tent and had to be
carried to her own tent where restor-
atives were given her. She was re-
moved to her home in a conveyance.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-08-29

its atmosphere is of more refined
and exquisite quality than is usual in
plays Of its class. You will feel great
ly elated with THE Hoosier Girl"
when you see the production.