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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
FEET OUT
She Had Curious Habits.

When a person has "a keep the feet
out from under cover during the cold
est nights In winter because of the
heat aud priclly sensation, Il is time
that coffee. which causes the trouble.
be left on.
There Is no end TO the nervous con
dltlons that coffee will produce. Il
shows In one way In one person and In
another way I'm another. In this case
the lady lived In &. OAK. She says;
II have had to lie awake half the
night with my feet and limbs out OF
the bed on the coolest nights and felt
afraid TO sleep for fear OF catching
cold. had been troubled for years
with twltchlng and Jerking Of the
lower limbs, and for most OF the time
have been unable to go to church or TO
lectures because Of that awful feeling
| that must keep ON the move.
when Il was brought TO my attou'
ton that coffee caused so many ner-
/ yous diseases. | concluded to drop
coffee and take Postum Food Coffee to
see II my trouble was caused by coffee
| drinking.
Il only drank one cup Of coffee for
breakfast but that was enough TO do
the business for me, When | quit Il
my troubles disappeared In an almost
miraculous way, Now ! have no more
Of the jerking and twltching and can
sleep with any amount Of bedding over
me and sleep all night, In sound, peace
ful rest,
Postum Food Coffee is absolutely
worth It's weight in gold TO me
There's Reason" Read the little
health classic. The Road to Well
! yllle." Ia pkgs.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
W. NJ. MEWEH TALKED or FOR
GOVERNOR or ILLINOIS.
Jurisi Has Made a Study 5f urtsry
ing Reasons Tor Marital DHsa.
ues-oppo6cd 10 Women
WORKING.

Chicago IL Republican, u1 tho
northwest side can bring b. aUIu.
Judge willard " NoEUnu 900 receive"
Doe nomination for governor out.
side of party men ho can ALSO count
on support from an unusual source lu
bis EiK years 0n fh0 bench Judge Sic
Even has tried 1000 divorce Dl.ns
and hla friends declare fhu h.s bonn"
ly philosophy and good advice Dnun
cIatod al every opportunity boo ho
patching up Of family uuuu'w wo cor
tain to have won him 200 IrasI One ul.
g0cato Boo oyoy divorce auIl
While Judge McEwcu has gained
most fame as lawyer public prose
cutor and iurlst h.a close urQuaIn'
aucos aly his practical philosophy IE
the malnstay of hIs success and .ho
quality which win mako hlm 900 ideal
state executive % Is tbiH philosophy
learned ou tho farm. 200 ih0 uIsHt
law school the states attorney of
fee and ON the bench which haa gain.
cd him a reputation ag ono of Iho
great divorce Judges of tho country.
he has made 70 study of tho und0Ty
INK reasons Tor the appeal OF men and
women Tor court relief ln martial dlf.
nculuoa
The divorce court. he declares. R
an expression OF mo times o. shows
tho drIft of American civilization 0uI
% warns Statesmen and ohuuNmUH
fN.f tf... ..s..f .f...f.. .......... .........
develop moro normal mon and N0m
on who can bo satisfied iD live con
tentcdly under more normal g11I.
lions than the present time affords
Conditions are abnormal whom fhU
woman haa 10 go from iho homo and
work 90 support herself aud 0ihor
valid Judge NcEwon "rhD primo Iuu
" woman M motherhood and the care
1f tho home Man should bo the ru.
Wider. unless there is great ,mor
reucy by reason uf hla lllucss or other
Interpretation As soon ng be- allows the
woman 10 tnko his place and do the
work which supports him and hls be-
becomes abnormal and "a menace The
husband who loaf6 ought 10 be- put loo
iall
We men are losing the respect of
women. Statistics compiled recently by
the bureau Of commerce and labor
show that one woman In every Ave
women In tho United States works.
That 10 an appalling proportion. Il
shows both the reason and the result
uf the popularity of divorce In this
comtry Woman naturally looks dowh
ON man when she works beside him
day by day Her opinion OF him Ia
lowered.
she cannot be expected to work all
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
CHILDREN TORTURED.


Last year. after having my little
girl treated by q very prominent ply.
slcian for an obstinate case OF eczema.
/ rosortcd to the Cuticura Remedies.
and was 80 well pleased with the al.
most instantaneous relief afforded that
We discarded the physicians prcscrip.
ton and relied entirely ON the Cuti.
cura Soap. Cutlcura Ointment, and Gu.
tIcurl pills. When we commenced
with the Cuticura Remedies her feet
and limbs were covered with running
sores In about six weeks we had her
completely well, and there has been
no recurrence Of the trouble.
In July Of this year a little boy IN
our family poisoned his hands and
arms with poison oak and In twenty.
four hours his hands and arms were "a
mass of torturing sores. We used
only The Cuilcura Remedies. and in
about three weeks his hands and arms
healed mp. Mrs Lizzie Vincent Thomas.
Fairmont. Waldon's Ridge Tenn, oct
10, 1905"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
PRESCRIPTIONS IN LATIN
The Public Should Nave Them Trans
lated by the Druggists

What ylrtuc o. there iu the secrecy
with which the doctor hedges about
his Profession
"Proi,aalonnl etiquette occupies o.
prominent place in the curriculum of
every medical school aud when strict
Iy analysed professional etiquette
seems io mean doing what H. best for
the Doctor individually aud col.
lcctlycIy
Among the things that Cos best Tor
che doctor BE- tho writing of Dts pro
Hcr.ruOns lu Latin. and thus keeping
me public lu Ignorance NOT only NJ
what D. is taking for Co., lls. but fore.
ilg call upon the doctor each ilmo
a urcacr.ufInu ,a needed
iu plain 1ud uum.Dbublr English
tho vfIHua of prescriptions iu Latin
make hu .noaa for w. doctors
ict uH sly that YOU have the ague
You hld % last year and the year boz.
fore Each limo YOU have visited the
doctor and ho has prescribed for you
In Latin You have never known
what De- huH given you for the disease,
aud so each time you are forced to go
TO him again and give him an oppor.
tunlty 90 repeat hls prescription
Latin. and his foe-in dollars
II you ask the doctor why he uses
Latin In writing his prescriptions. why
he writes aqua" when he means wa.
ter. he viii give you technical dis.
sertatlon on the purity. Of the Latin
language. and the fact that all words
are derived from IL. etc. II viii be a
dissertation that you may not be- able
Co answer but Il will hardly convince
you
u would be- good thing for the pub.
lie 20 devise a little code of ethics Of
its own ethics that will be- "a good
thing Tor the public individually aud
collectively"
let us apply one Of tho rules NJ this
code NJ ethics to you, the individual
You call In the physician when YOU
have the uguc. the grippe, or any OF
the other ills to which human flesh Is
heir. and which you may have again
some day. The doctor prcscrlhcs In
Latin and YOU take this to YOU. moan.
ingloss sUrlhblc 10 tho druggist 10
have 10 compounded Right here Is
whore you come ia. n you are wise.
Say to the durgi8t that you want a
translation Of that prescription Il H.
your privilege 20 know what You are
taking While tho doctors code NJ
ethics may not recognize this right Il
~ yours just tho same
with the translated prescription Ia
your possession You have two distinct
advantages. You know what YOU are
taking and should you wish to cali
some other doctor at some time you
win be- able 90 tell him what drurs YOU
have boon putting mo your system
and also n you sho hayo the same
disease again You can save yourself
visit To the doctor aud his foo. by
taking this translated prescription 10
tho dugglst once more aud having Il
rennod
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
APPEAL THAT WAS Needed.
Judge Must Also Have Been Follower
Of the Gentle Art.

John Quincy Adams. Of Massachu.
sctts. third of that name. who died
about ten years ago. was very fond
of fishing. and not especially fond OF
bis legal profession
one day the story runs. case In
which he was counsel was down for
trial In a Massachusetts court Mr.
Adams did not make his appearance.
but sent a letter 10 the Judge That
worthy gentleman read IL. and then
postponed the case with the announce.
mcnt.
Mr. Adams Is detained on I'm.
portant business"
Il was aftcrward learned by n col.
league Of Adams that the letter read
uB follows:
Dear Judge For the sake Of old
lsank Walton. please continue my
case an Friday The smclts are
biting. and can't leave"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
JAMIE WASTED NO TIME.
Youthful Philosopher Had Carefully
Thought out Situation.

It was Iamie's bath night lie had
several each week and he hated them
all. on this particular night once
started. De soaked and splashed in the
tub for a fun half hour then his
mother hailed him forth. lie came out
Of the room In his paiamas with his
face all slrcakod and dirty as II was
when he went in.
Mercy" cried his mother. Il
thought you took a bath
$50 / did," answered jamie scorn-
fully. "a bully one!"
but your face IS black" said his
mother.
"Ohl" jamie smiled understand
lurly. MY face IS an right ] have
TO wash that IA the morning. bath or
no bath. You don't s'pose I'm going
to waste time bathing my face! |
always begin just below my ears and
work down ON my arms and legs. but
always leave my face aud hands
those ends tend to In the morning.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

District Attorney jerome. OF New
York said one day OF "a piece of sus.
piciuus evidence;
"lt is evidence that has boon tam.
perod with. colorcd II s like he
hdy.H report of her physicians pro.
sCriptiln.
"A lady ore day In July visited her
physician The man examined her
ana said
Madam YOU are only "a little run
down You need frequent baths aud
plenty OF fresh air. and advise you 10
dros8 iu the coolest. most comfortable
clothes nothing stin or formal
When she Tut homo her husband
asked her what the physician had said.
The lady replied.
tie said must 90 To tho scashorr.
DO plenty Uf autumoblllug and got
some now summer gowns
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
A pase Innlnuallon.

~ hear the Nowcds have had a
dreadful quarrel and that tho bride
Is talking of roing home TO her moth.
cr What's the mattcr?'
81 believe one evening she got tho
supper from her cooking school
recipes. ana when the boys In the
rcIrhbofhood lost their hall In hole
under the fence. Mr. Nowcd gave
them one Of her biscuits to finish the
raun."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

The aoronaut. after painfully ex-
Treating himself from the wrecked
balloon. limpcd to the nearest farm.
house
Madam" he said to the woman
who answered his knock, "can YOU nc
commodate with nights lodging a
balloonlst who has come to grlef?"
I'D be glad to. she hesitated, but
you are an entire stranger to-"
Not an ontif. one he Interrupted.
with some ncerbity. For I have left
my left ear. three teeth. and certain
portions OF my nose back there with
the ruined car"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
D. 10 10 nd TurtIes.

a curious mode OF catching turtlcs
lR praouced In the West Indies u
consists In attaching a ring and a line
Co the tail of a species Of sucker FISH.
which is then thrown overheard and
Immediately makrs for the first tur
ME- me- can Spy, 20 which no attaches
himself very FIRMLY by means OF a
sucking apparatus arranged at tho
top of Dis head The fisherman then
hauls both turtle and sucking hsh In.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
NOTED DIVORCE JUDGE

#.. H home af might O.. ,..ri a
Hm U... Hh" remains .Ir DO or
... .H... man Tor whom st doas
rH mH Mo-" HIGHEST record ID sh.ch
... r"" capable Having uksn
..I. H. H..If naturally she /. Iads
u.I.n. Boo such marraeoa ft.p Us
u1. 'Ho respect that maintains lppl
uH.
Uu. of rhn greatest evils o, the
u0l.rs woman question "a tho fleet
Dr. woo h1.H 0u the future mona, VI
auI country Woman is more lHpfes.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

Jimmy" said the father "therc's a
rip IN your bathing suit Go and sew
Il mp"
But papa" growlcd the boy. moth.
or will sew II for me-
Never mind. want you to learn
to sew yourself For said the father.
"somc day you will get married, and
then you won't have any mother-you
will only have a wife"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

Colleges are now regarded as rather
undesirable insurance risks, and II Is
probable that the rate will be gen
orally increased. In rs years 1884 Ares
have occurred In college buildings, en-.
failing loss OF SiO.5OO 900 In money
and heavy loss OF life This makes
the average money loss over $4,000
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

Sir william Cruokcs. as a result Of
his own researches aud the expert.
mcnti ~ Professors Krowalsh and
Moscickl Of Frolburg university. has
discovered process Of extracting
nitric acid from the atmosphere Tho
process is available Tor commercial.
Industrial and agricultural purposes.
and ia expected to rcyolutlonizo the
nitrate industry aud the worlds food
problem.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

The Framlngham MANI national
bank has just received for redemption
a note on the old birmingham bank.
which was the predecessor OF the pres.
ent national bank. The note Is dated
June ~. 1854. and Is as crisp and
clean as the day that II left the en-.
graver's hands. The note will be
kent AS n souvenir.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

The Clrcasslans. who live In tho
part OF the Caucasus.
and who think II is more honorable to
live by plumber than by industry. make
II custom to bring their daughters
up to he sold as slaves to the Turks
and Persians. Clrcassian beauties,
therefore. shine not In their native
land but In the harems OF the orient.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

II Ia estimated that 2l.OOO.OOO acres
are available for rice growing In
Louisiana and Texas and the value
Of such crop would be 100000, 600
This would make the rice crop nth
In point Of value among the cereals OF
this country.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
Painted Conversation.

Jack, am going away
Going away. Madgc?'
Eyes. going away. Hut before go
have something to say to you"
Something to say TO me, little
Wife,"
Yes. something to say TO you. Don't
send rae any poker stories In lieu OF
tho weekly remittance. Thacn BIO
nbout all"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
Nnnrn.. vnlnnhl. Lie,a..s

A kentucky negro earns double
wages AZ n hodcarrler. because he is
able 10 do the work Of two men lie
carries from 40 to so bricks at a time
lie places the bricks upon board
which he balances upon his head as
he climbs to the tops OF high build.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

why do men swear?" asked ono
woman.
ITS due to the vanity Of the sex"
answered Miss Cayenne. They want
to he noticed even when they can't
think Of anything OF real importance
10 say"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

Although there is great effort made
to keep secret the thcits In hotels and
restaurants IN New York. Il Is quito
evident they are on rapid increase.
The manager OF a large restaurant
says the system of having servants
depend almost entirely upon patrons
for their pay lowers their moral stan
dard and causes them to look on those
they are supposed to serve as their
legitimate prey.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

a little girl N 1--WE was taken tb
church one Sunday. and listened with
"H"Arrcr attention 10 the sermon.
Nh'gh graphically told the STORY NJ
'hC -.ll.ug VI tho tempest ON The Sea
u' aa'ilog and how Christ walked on
the waves. ln the afternoon her moth.
Dr missed her and began nm anxious
s"areh "i Dee mouse, As she uvarcd
the bathroom she heard sounds oi
Bplashlug and hurried 20 tho door 20
behold a small excited face ppprlus
over the rim Of tho big white tub. and
10 hear a small excited voice OK
claim Say, mamma, this walking
On the water IS quito trick"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
Anhltn Of snerm Whale.

The sperm whale can remain below
the surface for about 20 minutes at a
time. Then II comes TO the surface
aud brcathcs 30 or 60 times, taking
about ten minutes to do 10.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
Reasonable EspIanatlon.

81 wonder why a dog chases his
tail?'
"a sense Of economy"
Economy"
Yves. can't you see he rs trying to
make both ends mcct?'
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

Ton. Ny VIC and many Of my fflonds
have used Doans Kidney Pills with
good results and can earnestly rec.
Ommond them"
Sold by all dealers. 90 cents a box
Foster.Milbum Co.. Bufalo, ~ Y.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06


with my back and
kidneys. / doctored
and used many rene
dies without getting
relief Beginning with
Doan's Kidney pills.
/ found relief from
the FIRST box aud two
boxes restored me 10
good. sound condi.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
Riches Cause Trouble.

Great riches are ever accompanied
by great auxictics, and an increase
OF our possessions r. but an Inlet to
new dlsquictudcs Goldsmith.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

What man can do Is his greatest
ornament and he always congults his
dignity by doing it.-Carlyle.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06
HoYr TO SUCCEED sonAPARrs.
Solicitor General Slated to Become
Presidents Legal Adviser.

Washington - Attorney General
honaparto IL expected to retire from
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-09-06

ierod by the Court TO be duckeI
scoldilg. and was accordingly .a,
IN the chair aud iuckcd In tho W.y
Thames Ia the presence of 5000
5000 people
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07
EiorncheI's Memory,

Until he had become very old mnn
Sir John Herschel retained the strength
OF intellect and freshness Of memory
which enabled him to accomplish his
great scientific work. Sir Henry e.
Roscoe in his autobiography records
an instance when Herscllel was seven
tyfour years old.
One evening in 1865 l happened to
meet him. He mentioned as an inter-
esting piece Of news that star. re-
Gently discovered had suddenly burst
out into first or second magnitude
do you know" said Herschel. "that
when was ut the Cape observed q
precisely similar phenomenon
He considered moment and added,
yes, 1t was in the year 1885," Again
he paused but moment and conclud-
cd, ION August the 10th at l o'clock
in the morning"
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07
GROWING NUT TREES.
in Planting Follow Natures Own Way
20 Much MS Possible.

in Planting Follow Natures Own Way
20 Much MS Possible.
The age at which any nut trees come
Into bearing depends on the care given
to the trees. Some authorities state
that fifteen or twenty years are neces-
Gary TO bring them into full bearing
from the time the nut IL planted. This
Is Il mistake, rs trees TINT have been
well cared for should bear IL bushel of
nuts In ten years. and the quantity
VIII Increase rapidly each year after
that time.
Some persons may enjoy raising
these trees from seed. TO be sure It
Is rather slow process, but 1t IL IN
teresting work. When planting the
nuts, If they have thin shells be per-
fectly sure that they have not dried
OUT mt all. The best plan IL to get
them ns soon as they ripen and plant
them at once. When this is not posi-.
bic. keep them IN moist sand or in
sawdust until they can he started
Butternuta walnuts, hickory nuts and
hlberts, being hard shelleh. viii keep
In growing condition much longer, but
Should be planted IN the fall, as they
terminate better when allowed 70
freeze. as that cracks the shell.
The fall planting Is natures own
plan. and the nearer we follow her
ways the better results we may ex-
pect. Another thing, do not plant the
nuts deep. Nature drops them on the
surface and gives them thick cover
Ing OF leaves, in which the dirt catches
MS 1t blows about; then the snow COW
ers all and helps the leaves to decay
and form n covering OF leaf mold for
the tree to grow in.-Exchange.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07
ROMANCE or A NAME.
Hugh Williams and Remarkable
Series Of Condolences.

series OF Coincidenceu.
Names have figured frequently In CO.
incldences, one of the most remarkable
cases being that recorded OF series of
men named Hugh Williams, whose es-
capes from shIpwreck are recorded by
IN English chronicler.
On Dec. 8, 1864. according to this GU
thority, the English ship Menia wus
crossing the strait of Dover and cap
sized in gale. OF the eighty-one pas
sengers on board one was saved. His
name was Hugh Williams.
On the same day OF the same month
In lTS5 pleasure boat was wrecked
on the Isle OF Man. There were sixty
persons on the boat. nmong them one
Hugh Williams and his family. or tho
threescore none but old Hugh Williams
survived the shock
On Aug. 8, 1920. picnicklng party
on the Thames wns run down by n
coal barge. There were twenty-five of
the plcnickcrs. mostly children under
twelve years Of age. Little Hugh VIII
llams, visitor from Liverpool, only
five years old, was the only one who
was saved
Now comes the most singular pnrt OF
this singular story. On Aug. 10. 1889. n
coal lnden craft, with nine men, foun-
dered In the North sen. Two OF the
men, each of whom was named Hugh
Williams. nn uncle mud nephew. were
rescued by some fishermen and wern
the only men of the crew who lived to
tell Of the calamity.-Scrap Book.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07
In Terms Of Pic.

The ingenuity of the Chinese In sur
mounting difficulties is well illustrated
by the following dialogue, which re-
Gently took place on the Imperial Chi
nese railway.
Traveler-I wish to ship these two
dogs to Picking. What Is the rate?
Railway OtIiclal-No got any rate for
dog. One dog nil same one sheep. One
sheep all same two pig. Can book four
pig.
Traveler-But one dog Is only pup.
Ply. He ought TO go for half fare.
Railway Omcial-Can do all right.
Then turning to his clerk, Write three
pig" he said.-Lippincotts
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07
Not q Land Shark.

I'll hear that you called me land
shark" said the real estate dealer
holly.
"Yes," said the customer, land de-
sire to apologize for it. The lots you
sold me are under water ut high tide.
You're really marine shark"
However, even this concession did
not seem to restore the entente cor
diale.-Philadelphin Ledger.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07
Best Scat ln the Houno.

INSTRUMENTATION Is this2 We are
going to cut your head off today. aud
yet you are laughing. The Condemned
Yes; l was thinking how glad some
people would be to occupy the seat be-
hind me at the theater tonight RIre.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07
Henpecked,

Major Ito captain Of miltia) You
must give your orders in II louder and
flrmer tone. Captain--i don't dare!
Ny wife is watching me out of the
acknowledgements Batter.
Daily press. [volume] (Newport News, Va.) 1896-current, 1907-04-07

1t never occurs to fools that merit
and good fortune are closely united =
GOGti,a.