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Spring Elections.

Some cities have them and some
don't. 1t isn't distributed by chance,
like measles and scarlet fever, but it
goes according to the state and it's
ways. Some states have an election in
the spring and another in the fail,
While other states think that once cv-
cry two years is often enough.
For the man who makes his living
through practicing practical politics it
is a long time between drinks where
the elections come but once every two
years, and he sometimes has to piece
out his living shoveling sand, which
hardly COMFORTS with his dignity.
Cities that do not have them in the
spring seem to worry along just as
well. They may have less brain
storms to the square inch, bat they
have more time to discuss the crops,
the European situation and the scan
dalously fiippant conduct of the new
minister's wife
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Hays.

Nellie, the three year old daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Hawley pass
ed to her home above Tuesday. May
81, 1907. The little one had been
suffering for some time from dip
liberia. Everything possible was done
to save that precious life, but in vain.
God thought best to take her home
and she is now numbered with the
angels. The funeral services were
held Thursday. Mr.. and Mrs. Hawley
have the sincere sympathy of their
friends in this. their sad hour of be-
reavement.
Mrs. Otto Kruse who has been
suffering from an attack of the grip
is slowly convalescing.
John Schelldorf and wife entertain
ed number of their friends last Sun
day in honor of Mr.. Schelldorf'
birthday.
There are only two more weeks Of
school at the Center. The annual pic.
mic will not be given this spring.
VIM. Pruter is having small adj
dition built to his home and furnace
has also been put in.
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East Boyer.

Fred Landorf. Jr.. who has been
working in Denison for sometime. re-
turned to his home Saturday.
Every body seems to be thankful
for the fine rain we are having at
present.
Mrs G. F. North entertained her
sister Mrs. Chas. Tucker of benson
one day last week.
The lightning struck Bradley L ee's
barn on Wednesday evening of last
week. but did not do much damage.
however. the horses being in the west
side Of the barn while the lightning
struck on the east side. Mr.. Lee says
the barn did not catch fire and they
think it fortunate that it was not any
worse.
Edith Flodine who has been stay
ing at Denison doing some sewing for
Mrs. Colman is at home for the pres
ent.
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The Onion Eater.

"Nost of u.s." said a man who es
plenty of onions, "eat too much me
and grease and butter and bread 9
not enough vegetables, and the CON
quence is our systems get clogged
with grease and starch, our livers
out of order and we grumble at o.
wives, and Scold our Children and fuss
when the baby cries, and quarrel with
the street car conductors, and get into
rows at the office and lose our jobs,
not because we are naturally sulky or
quarrelsonle, but because we are bill.
ious. Why are we bilious? Because
we don't eat onions. You never saw q
dyspeptic man eating onions. He
thinks they are poison, but, in fact
they are the medicine that lie most
needs. Whenever you see an onion
eater you see a whole souled, open
hearted, jolly good fellow, who knows
what he ought to eat to keep him good
humored. Talk about the staff of life
why, bread is only crutch. There is
more nourishment in an onion than
there is in a roll The onion lovers
keep the world moving, to say nothing
of providing it with much of it's fun
st. Louis Globe Democrat.
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Stanton Could Swear,

One day President Lincoi:: saw Sem
ator Fessenden coming toward his of
fee room. Mr.. Fessenden had received
the promise of some appointment i'll
Maine for one of his constituents. The
case had been overlooked. AS soon as
Mr. Lincoln caught sight of the sena-
tor he saw Fessenden was angry and
called out, Say, Fessenden, aren't you
an Episcopalian?' Mr. Fessenden,
somewhat taken aback, answered,
Eyes, belong to that persuasion, Mr..
President" Mr.. Lincoln then said: II
thought so. You swear SO much like
Seward. Seward is an Episcopalian.
But you ought to hear Stanton swear.
He can beat you both. He is Presby-
terrain"
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Jackson

Geo. Weed went on a trip to Kan
sas to see the country and will tell
us his opinion of it when he gets
back again.
Herb Cochran is laid up with q
bunch of boils and will not be able to
work for a few weeks.
A good crowd went to Vail last
Sunday TO take in the ball game and
have good time.
Mr.. Fertig is very sick and not ex-
pected to live.
Henry Maynard has finished build
ing new barn on the old John Stew
art place.
Henry Wolemburg' baby died last
Thursday. May %.
Geo. Gum fell from ladder and
received few bruises which laid him
up for few days.
Mr.. Mann residing with his daugh-
ter Mr.. Polsine was knocked down by
some hogs he was feeding. breaking
few of his ribs. The old gentleman
is 80 years of age and it goes hard
with him.
The barn of Mr.. Poone living near
Carnavon was struck by lightning and
burned to the ground last Thursday.
During the bad storm of last Thurs
day night while the lightning was
making a great show of itself. it
banged away at the elevator of the
Nye Snyder Fowler Co. at Herring
and knocked a few shingles off the
southeast corner of the roof.
am sorry to to see Mr.. Harding
leave the good old town of Denison.
Hope he will have good luck. He is
an old time friend of mine. suppose
he will have good time and come
back full fedged farmer.
Henry Schluter is passing around
the "stogies'' all on account of fine
baby which came to his house one da y
last week and Henry took him in.
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Sch1esuig

Caroline Hollander returned from
Denison Friday, to visit with her
parents for a few days.
Mrs. Jessie Bender and son left
Saturday for Ida Grove. where she
will remain during the summer.
Mrs. 7. P. Hollander near Schles-
wig. celebrated her birthday Wednes-
day evening, large crowd was pres
ent and enjoyed good time.
Mrs. Will Hummer of Soldier was
in Schleswig. last week visiting her
parents and friends.
Leslie Areman is improving after
his brief illness.
Mrs. F. j. Branaka is greatly inn
proved after her late illness. Her
many friends hope to see her about
again.
Mrs. Alexander of Sac City is Wis
iting her sister Mrs. Wells.
Minnie stegeman went to Ricketts,
Wednesday.
Children's Day celebration will be
held in Schleswig June 18th. About
S125 was subscribed for this event.
which is sufficient for a first-class
celebration. There will be banc
music all afternoon and various sports
such as shooting. racing. crock break
ing. dancing etc. Everything will
be free for the children.
John Bendixsen and sisters Ella
and Minnie went to Wall Lake OF
Saturday to visit few days with
friends.
| Herman Puck went Saturday tt
Holstein. where he and his wife will
make their future home. All wisl
them happiness and prosperity.
Herman Jochims left Saturday will
cattle for Chicago.
K. Frederikson and T. P. Holland
er accompanied cattle to Chicago Sat
urday.
B. S. Anderson and Hy. Krohnkt
went to Ute Thursday.
Henry Naeve and John Moeller re-
turned from Chicago yesterday.
The annual commencement pro.
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An Odd Mistake.

Captain Amundsen, having lost sew
eral dogs in his expedition to the arc
tic regions, told some of the Netchillie
tribe that he would purchase one from
them. The suggestion caused conster-
nation and was promptly refused. An
explanation was demanded. The man
applied to returned next day with a
chubby, laughing boy on his back.
Such we do not SELL" he said. Amund-
sen was astonished. You wished to
purchase one" said the man, seeing
Amundsen's perplexity. Finally it was
discovered that the Greenlandic term
for dog" was equivalent to "child" In
the Netchillie language.
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Charter Oak

Our Furnishing town is looking
forward to the building this season
of two large structures. One of
these is handsome modern Lutheran
church and the other fine hardware
store and implement warehouse. the
latter to be built by Thomson & Co.
Our mill is starting out in good
shape under the management of Mr..
Rawlins. He knows his business and
his flour is all right. The mill is in
luck to have the help of H. N. Freese
who is popular with the German
customers.
The Memorial sermon was given by
Rev. Robbins at the NJ. E. church.
He is himself an old soldier and
knew from experience the sufferings
of the Union soldiers.
Mr.. Kemp the hardware man has
been lonesome for some days on &C
count of his wife going up to visit
the family of his son Oren. There is
new grand daughter however and
Mrs. Kemp was bound to see it.
Mrs. Herman Riedesel and babe
are wishing at Anthem.
Mr.. Wilson of Omaha a son in
law of A. P. Knight is here.
Rev. Robbins will deliver the Mem
orial address at Ute.
At the McWilliams drug store yor
can buy some fine postal card views
OF the Ricketts, fire.
President Van Ness of the Denisor
Normal gave our graduates great
Rddress.
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gram of the Schleswig High School.
will be held at the opera house Tues
day evening June 4th. Everybody
welcome.
Henry Moeller of Den SON was in
Schleswig on business Thursday.
John Kruger returned fir m Chicago
Wednesday after visiting with rela-
tives.
Chas. Fred and Will Reinking went
TO Aberdeen. S. D., last TUESDAY.
H. E. Buck. the drayman w ut to
his old home in the eastern part of
the state Wednesday.
j. j. Ladenburger went to the
eastern part of the state Saturday. on
important business.
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est had been heard of was told that an
operator in the exchange room of a tel
ephone company in London had sue
ceeded in reading some telegraph mes
sages that were being sent to Brad
ford from the general postoffice through
Wire buried under Gray's Inn road.
The telephone wire ran along the
house tops eighty feet away from the
telegraph wire, and there was no COLI
nection between the two. Sir William
began thinking about the matter, and
his investigations led to the ascertain
ment of facts similar to those learned
by Marconi and other experimenters
with Hertzian waves. Sir Henry was
born in Wales in 1884, educated at
Kings college, London, and has been
president Of the Institution of Civil
Engineers.
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Afahan Justice.

A Yorkshire engineer acted in AZ
ghanistan for many years as director
of the arsenal to Abdur Rahman. On
one occasion the engineer was fired at
by some fanatic in a bazaar and laid
a complaint before the ameer. His
highness seemed to make light of the
matter, observing: II should not both
err about it. You will find it will be all
right" The engineer was by no means
satisfied, but, remembering the people
with whom he was, resolved to say no
more. A week or so later he was in
vited to accompany the ameer on q
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Goodrich

Lovice Morris spent Sunday at the
home of Mrs. Belle Nixon visiting.
A. D. Whey and wife visited at
his sisters home Sunday.
Mrs. Wilkinson drove to Deloit to
visit her mother Sunday.
S. D. Newton and wife sundayed
with his father.
Rev. Bruce visited in our midst
this week.
Hannibal Fink was up to Deloit
Monday after load of -four.
Broder Boysen and son Henry were
Deloit callers Saturday.
Hannibal Fink shipped cattle Sat
urday.
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is very simple in NJ. PAUL DoUME
his tastes, drinks nothing stronger til;
water and is a model husband and
voted father. He was first an
graver, next a teacher, then Journal
and in 1888 entered the chamber
deputies flying the republican fla
He has held several cabinet position
and won perhaps his greatest fame
governor of Indo-C China. He Is mode
ate in his views, with leaning towal
the broader aspects of socialism.
governor of Indo-China he enjoyed
salary of $4,000 a year, with $40, 600
year allowances. He owed 6O,00
francs when he left Paris, but afte
five years in the orient dependence.
saved enough to pay UP all his debt:
lie then returned to France to engag
more in battling in parliamen
r, e success of the policies In whicl
he .e' YES.
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v.iario,. of Andrew Carnegie, who was
,ely generous in making provision for
rs guess, paying all their expenses
..,ioss III ocean and their railway
nil hote' bills while in Pittsburg and
t.':ring the sessions of the peace con-
esS.
aJncEs t.,e best known of these
guests is Sir Robert S. Ball, IL. D.,
r. Il. S.. who is Lowndean professor ,eee
a.>trano :lly and geometry at Cambri &c
AND fa.lous as lecturer and authe :.
He mas written many works on scien-
tific s,ilhif~ts and has done much to
popnlasi.e the study of astronomy.
He was batn in Dublin. Ireland, in 1910
and is u ,;,n of Robert Ball, who was
in his jim. veil known as a naturalist.
Sir Kolno.t il a graduate of Trinity
college. Jn:i';i, He has been director
of the Gan .idge observatory since
1899 and va .:nighted for his services
to science III 1886. He has figured out
that radi'-in has proved the earth to be
about S0n.Gni GEO years old. AS for COM
munica ing .v.:h Mars. the astronomer
is not verv lc;,efIl of accomplishing
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-05-29
. Spoke In the Rain.

One d;. ): II. Gladstone was speak
ing from t.sn ~ zee rain began to fall.
With the fi1> few .,rcps came voice
from the CROW :. "a YOUR hat, MI.
Gladstone . b.. ~[ly responded
the veteran; so. 20 !: their hats
on; prefer mine y the rain
fell more heavily NJ. e step
ped behind her husia 'f, III
umbrella over hi.; bage !! rs
over eighty at the tine.
stone went fiuently on. eN lau. tn
merits of rabbit farming, b@t ;. : :;
time even he noticed the rain ana /
umbrella. Turning to Mrs Glads ton
lie said. II will put my own up. III
DEAR" and he did SO. Again the ell
quent voice galloped ON. while the. raj
became heavier and heavier. Presen
ly Mrs. Gladstone threw light mack
tosh over her husbands shoulder
The moment he felt it he turned Nnici
ly round and with some asperityl sal
Il won't have it," He shrugged
shoulders, the macintosh fell, a,
Mrs. Gladstone stepped back. Fer Fl
minutes more in deluge Mr. Ola
stone went on; then he stopped, al
we all fled Manchester Guardi n.
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ton, too. has been
won along scientific
lines. He was one
of the pioneers in
the investigation OF
wireless biography.
He was conducting
experiments in tel
egraphing without
wires or cables from
ten to a dozen years
ago. He was con-
sulting engineer to
the general postof-
fee at the time and
some years before
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REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
Monday Nav IA.


John wolfer to H c Schroeder
nwA 1-S5-4o possession to be
given Mar l, 1907. 80. ...13o33 OF
Johannes Ruberg ne4 sec 80
andw e nw4 of 2e-S4 49,. OF
May IS
C F Kuehnle and wife to Claus
H Haas Sc! rs 81 80 ex mtg
$1,000 upon which is paid the
sum of $500. Observation-Disclosures. 96oo OF
May 16
Carl Gronau and wife to Frances
B Terry lot blk 2 1st sub div
Grace Park Denison Iowa. 49,. $500 oc
May II
Sears McBenry and wife to Vic
tor and Pamela Hedman 500. $50 O,
Western Town Lot Co to Jacob
Sachau lot 4 blk 3 Western
Town Lot Co 1st addn to town
OF Delolt. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. OF OF
Maya17
w A Davie and wife to Sarah A
Bonar So sw4 sci 3o-s2-4o..
Peter Greves and wife to Alfred
j Kelly e5Sft of lots 20 and 21
blk West Side, Iowa. $500. 6ooo o,
j N Turner and wife to j t Tur-
ner lots A blk ? Deloit Iowa 400 OF
May 20.
c A Dudley ct al to VIM Ruchti.
NJ SET; sw4 SCI sec 80, Charter
Oak, twp, q d.............. 2 S
las w Maynard and wife to John
A Kullberg, net sec 10, Stock
holm twp, given to correct err
ror of description in deed from
book N page z2o, land convey
ed to grantor herein by mistake
u. ....-..
Dow City Iowa, by Frank S.
Stone, mayor to whom it may
concern, vacates west 10 feet of
Howard street, Dow City. abut
ting on the Park and blks -,
S and S and grants same to the
property owners owners abut-
ting on said strip
May 22
Eggert Sievers and wife to Thos
Sutton Sr, lot sub-div of out
lot 'H'' sd add to West Side,
and of lot of the Mill lot. all
in M ne4 sec "a, West Side,
w d............ ............. c
4 Town of West Side, lot in sub
div of lot 2, sub-div of Mill lot
in me- ne4 sec "a, West Side,
wd. $50
Eggert Sievers and Thos Button
to The Public sub-diy of out
lot "H'' and lot of Mill lot in
nj ne3 sec "a. West Side, di-
vides lot "H'' into lots and 2
divides lot of Mill lot into
lots and 2............. 49,. plat
May %
Fl F E Evers and wife to Clara
Evers, lott blk 81, Thompson
sub-div OF Prospect Hill. Deni-
son, wd Il
Lucy F Scott to Jonathan A
Scott, lots 4, S and g. blk IL,
Dow City, q cd.......... II
, Eugene Quick and Wife to Scott
Whee ler lot 8. resub-dlv of
lots IL and 13, b 81, Denison.
W d............ ............. $50
May rs
Maggie w and Olive M Talcott,
widows, to George NJ Talcott,
und of 80 acres se4 nw4 and
= ny NV! sec IL. Union twp.
W d................... 1000
Christoph Ernst and wife to by
Krohnke, our interest in e of
lots 9 and 10 blk 9, Schleswig.
W d. ........... ............ 300
q Henry Krohnke and wife to
Christoph Ernst. lot and WI
of lot 9. blk 9, sub-div of lots
A and B. Schleswig W d. 80. 900
Western Town Lot Co to Thos
y B Hollander. lot IL, blk 1,
: Boyer. W OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. I25
'ifM| EXT, Early Risers
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Humor eua Philosophy
BY DUNCAN NJ. SMITH
THE sHow.mE CROWD.

The man from Missouri
Must always be shown.
In that you observe him
No longer alone.
All over the country,
Regardless OF gibe,
The legions are Joining
The grand show me tribe.
No longer he swallows
The other mans word
Nor drinks it like water,
No odds how absurd.
The outside and also
The works he must SEQ
AS plain as fellow
Way up in Q tree.
The record of Eddie,
The pride of the town,
Who's running for Office,
He wants written down,
Or if it's flier
In mining he must
Observe before buying
The color of dust.
OF large, husky doubters
We're raising a race
Who never take anything
Just on its face.
The meat to discover
They cut to the bone;
They're straight from Missouri
And want to be shown.
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America sFamous
Foreign Guests.
ME national ar
bitration and

~ - .. ~
peace congress
in New York and
the dedication of
the Carnegie insti-
tute in Pittsburg
occasioned the visit
to the United States
at this time of a
large number Of
distinguished for
eigners. Many Of
them undertook the
Journey to this
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Paul Doumer, representative
France at the congress, is one of
most famous Frenchmen of the

and was a candi-
date for the presi-
dency when NJ. Fal-
Heres was chosen
to that Office. He is
president of the
French chamber of
deputies and has
been compared with
Roosevelt as a
statesman. He is a
self made man, hav-
ing risen from the
ranks of labor. and
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anything viz res
ent facilities L. we
had a flag ~ zig
as the WI -, Of
Ireland to wy. le
says, it Won ~
appear to the "a
tians as Il y. y
speck. Sir Robert
| era ston, anv,ner
representa- tive of
Great Britain a..
the congress. ~,
formerly lord pr -
ost of Edinburgh.
He is sixty thre :
years of age and !.
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native of Edin- sIoN.
burgh and married i. ,,3i,ghter of James
S. Gilbert of the SAM" >ity. He was
created a knight in ! . is fellow of
the Educational Instt.e of. Scotland
and of the Royal SEQ: -: Society Of
Arts. de is an unprrte us looking
] man in ordinary stree, c! thcs, but at
tired as colonel comm ant of the
| Queens Rife Noluntee - eade (the
Royal Scots, makes SILK figure.
Sir William Henry Pre- :. x. G. b.,
is another IF. II. S. an. his reputa-
The Washington herald., 1907-03-16

short time. The adjournment was for the
purpose Of allowing each president 70
withdraw to convenient place and frame
a report on what course should be adopted
in the matter OF interviewing Mr. Roose-
welt at the White House. This was taken
TO mean that the views on the subject ex-
pressed AT the conference were anything
but harmonious
The conference was resumed at a late
hour in the afternoon, and between and
S o'clock K was announced that the meet
ing had adjourned.
From an authoritative source IL was
learned that the railroad presidents were
utterly unable to agree on statement as
to what position should be taken. IL was
held by at least one of them that as no
invitation 10 the White House had been
given TO them by President Roosevelt. and
that he had said merely that he would see
them il they came. they would be put IN
the position of suppliants. asking the
President TO modify the attitude of the
Federal government toward the railroads
Upon the other hand. II they went to
Washington at the Invitation OF the Pres
ident. they would be on equal grounds
with him and could discuss the railroad
situation without embarrassment.
The Washington herald., 1907-03-16
DIED..

AsHTON-On Thursday evening. March IA. 1907, at
$50 O'Clock al his residence. 1850 Massachusetts,
avenue J. HUXLEY ASHTON. IN the seventy
hrst year Of his age.
Funeral services at residence Saturday afternoon,
March Is, 1907 at 2@o O'Clock. InteTment pri-
Tste.
BRADLEY-On Friday. March Is 1907. at ! p m.
MAY STEVENS BRADLEY. wife Of Robert
Edmond Bradley and only surviving daughter Of
the late Rear Admiral Thomas H. Stevens, U.
: y.
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
BURNS-On Friday March IS. 1907. at I.S p. n.
Mrs SUSAN BURNS, widow Of Timothy Brrns.
and only sister OF Mrs Louisa Nightingale.
Funeral Monday morning March IS. at o'clock
sharp from her late residence, 1850 street
southwest High requiem mass at st. Dominic
Church. Interment in Alexandra, Va
COAIBS-At her residence, II X street northeast. on
Thursday. March a. 1907 at Sis a. m. SARAH
J.. widow Of Sterling Thomas Combs. Of Augusta.
Ga,
Funeral services on SATURDAY March IS. at q. m.
from Il h street northeast. 10 which friends are
invited.
DALY-On Friday. March Is. 1907. at 80 a m.
CATHERINE DAILY (nee Casey, beloved wife
Of Joseph Z. DAILY.
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
DE GRUAISIOND-On Thursday. March IA. 1907 At
o'clock a. N, MARY 81, wife Of Augustus
De Guummond.
Funeral services at her late residence, $50 Mary
land southwest. on Saturday morning.
March i6, at Il O'Clock. Funeral private,
FARIsH-At his home. Lanham. Nd. on Thurs
day. March Il. at s.i5 a. m., W. F. PARISH.
aged eighty-four years.
Notice OF funeral later. (FredericksbuFg Va
papers please copy)