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The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
How He Looked.

An old woman was being ques-
toned hy a lawyer as to how a ties.
tator had looked when he made re.
mark 10 her about some relatives.
"How can | remember? He's
been dead two years." she answered
testify.
as YOUR memory so poor that YOU
can't remember two years back p
he persisted.
The old woman was silent, and the
lawyer asked, "Did he look anything
like mc:"
"Scems to me he did have the
same sort of vacant look" respond
cd the witness.
The lawyer had no further ques-
tons TO ask her.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
A Doubtful Compliment.

A clergyman was about to leave
his church one evening when he en-
countered an old lady examining the
carving on the font. Finding her
DESTROYS of seeing the beauties of
the church, he volunteered to show
her over, and the fustered old lady.
much gratifed at this unexpected
offer of a personally conducted tour,
shyly accepted it. BY and by they
came to a handsome tablet on the
right of the pulpit. This" ex-
planned the good man. ''is a memo
rial tablet erected to the memory of
the late vicar"
"There now! Amt it beautiful"
exclaimed the admiring old lady.
still fustered and anxious TO please.
"And I'm sure sir, | 'ope it won't
be long afore we see one erected to
YOU on t'other side"
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
SPONTANEOUS REMARKS.
Eases Where suspenas Has Called
Forth Emphatic Hequecsc. .:

i z
Charley Stone was tone Of many
unfortunates who took one night
stands in the wild, wild west, with a
repertory of Shakespeare and other
grands OF the classics. The first
violin in the orchestra played alto
gether on the E string until a well
armed cowboy arose and said:
'Pardner, I'm graduate Of Yale.
I've been in this part of the coun-
try for nigh on nine years. l love
music Then, drawing his seven
shooter, he added, Fiddle a little
on some other string or IN make
You look like cnal SITTER"
Intense excitement was caused in
De Gives Opera House in Atlanta
a number of years ago when, Jeffer-
son was playing Rip Van Wrinkle.
Every county in the state was rep
resented in the audience. Emotions
were deeply stirred and but ill sup
pressed when the profigate Rip was
driven from home. A very distin-
guished looking old gentlemah arose
in the center of the auditorium and
relieved the situation by crying in
loud voice: Don't 90, Rip! Don't
go" Then the lachrymal dams
burst, and everybody wept. Of
course we all know that men are
hired at times to create these eff
fects, but now and then such actions
are spontaneous.
In BARLEY Campbell's day there
came pretty near being a riot over
lost baby in one of Harry Miners
theaters. 1t was stage baby-a bit
of real property, however-and its
mother was almost crazed when
some bandits kidnapped it. The Bow
cry audience were wrought up to
the highest pitch of melodramatic
interest. An attenuated westerner,
over six feet high, unable longer to
stand the strain, stood up and,
pointing to the wings, yelled with
fearful emphasis: "Thar's the brat
over in the cornerl Give it back to
its mother an let the play 90 on or
III wreck the whole darn concernw
1t took several policemen and ush-
ers to restore him to reason and
quiet the fury of the gallery GODS
Exchange.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07

WANTED-Men. Women, boys
and girls to represent McClure's
Magazine. Good pay. Address
81 East % St.. New York City.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
Why He Would Be Absent.

A suburban train was slowly
working its way through one Of the
billiards Of a recent winter. Final
ly it came to a dead stop, and all
efforts to start it again were futile.
In the wee small hours Of the
morning q weary commuter, numb
from the cold and the cramped po-
sition in which he had tried to sleep.
crawled out Of the train and foun-
dercd through the heavy snowdrifts
TO the nearest telegraph station.
This is the message he handed to
the operator:
"Will not be at Office today. Not
home yesterday yet." -Everybody's
Magazine.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07

that this is the largest and most complete stock we have
ever carried You find just what you want here at
prices that will please you.
We are buying in larger quantities than ever and con-
queny prepared to give your better prices than
could otherwise do Come and examine our stock and
see for yourself
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
A Bold Step.

Al
10 overcome Jne Weli-grounded ana
reasonably objections of the more intel
lipent tn the use of Saera, rnadfcipoI COW
,,t7,,,,S' ~. ~ n.' ny =, I|n - 9Oi ~
pouhus' III L. " fIeFce, OF Buffalo, y.
u, some time ago. decided TO make bed
deuartura from tho usual courso ,,,,rs,,o3
h., ar, 49, r. az. 80 PSl S"o"
y! tne MAKERS VI put-up medicines lor DO
meStlc use, and so has published broad
cast and or,-rTy In the whole world a full
ard $500 g. lie. - II, a.. ,Is.I .u''
ahu eO'Ip'lse HSt Vi al INC ingredients
entering i'm sthe composition OF his widely
celebrated fcdicJhes Tins be has talon
hfs ,,,,,,a,,S -, - - 'I M.
aiS nunelbsS bations anu patients lnto
MS full gOntKence. Thus too he has re-
observation-disclosures from amnpO sacra.
cos,rZ..ZS 1870, .S-,. seNIsI
uosaEXo VI eouokIul merits, anu mace
tnemS1teHleuteS OF hnopn composition.
BY this bold step DR. Pierce has shown
thIf Ms formulas 1Ts N Snrh eTcaTTa5c5
thai re Is n1f aTr5id 70 SIh5a-., - -
H. y, a-- S39leSs l-lsn -
~. 4s-Sal
=, HHU ts 2Yhiy 1cts we wrapper 81 ever bottle
.i;,t Hoiuen MeolcaI discovery. the
isna. S , niteIuIcine Ior weak stoilath; pid
n ut ~ uhi,oushess anu al catarrhal diseases
NJ, ra,,set a.e a., naxe printed upon y m
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
Notice Of Administration

The undersigned having qualified as
administrator Of II. b. Lewtet. deceased
hereby gives notice TO all persons holding
claims against said estate Ia present the
same to kim on or before MAY /. looS, or
this notice will he pleaded in bar Of
recovery. All persons indebted 20 said
estate will come forward and pay up.
This goth Of April. 1907.
C.. i. LEWTER,
Administrator
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
, .o'I !, =, D' fodin, Superior Court.

5",".S 1' @aana;. Superior Court.
w. Copper p aud Wife ! Notice of
". II Rowland ct al. ""'''"'''
IIo I'll Rowland, Defendant:
F"7 will take notice that IN the above
entitled action summons was issued for
"" hpfil 9Th. rgog, retuTBable 60 May
eTH ~ I, Of the Superior Court Of Dur
ian' 'unty. which summons was re-
'aFucsI 10 the Sheriff Of Durham County,
sm'.fsed. After due diligence I'd Row.
t"1 is not % be found In Durham
,''1ty;" and II further appearing to
nc %oart that you are not a resident In
ne State Of North Carolina, but reside
u The Philippine Islands, an order was
l'fenpon made that summons be served
poh YOU by publication, as provided by
q" tot four weeks in the Durham Re.
FIcr, newspaper published semi.
weekly In the City u Durham. requiring
Eoa 10 appear at the next term Of the
superior Court Of Durham County. 10 be
is'i III the Court House In the City Of
'utfani on the 10th Monday after the
u, ,s' Monday Of March. 1907, Il being
~ }th day Of May, 1907: and you will
aNe Notice that said action was brought
~ PI,inttifs TO set aside a certain sale uf
ahH Tor Mrs. Virginia Rowland, Ia
alcii land you were said 10 have an
['SSfrst. II You fail TO appear and
u, answer to the complaint The relief
W Il granted. -
'"'S nth day Of April, 1907.
{. h. Green
J.. Clerk Of Superior Court.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1907-05-07
Sale of Land.

BY virture of an order of the Superior
Court of Durham County made and en-
tered in the special proceedings therein
pending, entitled Mamie S. Gates vs..
W. Fuller Gates and J. +. Owens, Guard
ian, will ON
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
Silverton Notes.

There was card party given at
the home Of Mrs. Alice Barkhurst
last Tuesday evening. In honor OF
Miss Jennie's nineteenth birthday.
Lunch was served at IL o'clock.
Those present were: Misses Jennie
Barkhurst. Jennie Cooley, Byrd
Cooley, Pauline Mascher; Messrs.
Clifford Hendryx. Harry steen.
Frank Truman and Henry woare.
Misses Lenore Down and Bertha
Alien attended the ball game at Mt.
Angel last Thursday.
Mr.. Frank wray and wife re-
turned from California last wednes-
day.
The Sllverton baseball team
played with the Mt Angel team last
Thursday. The game was an exclt-
ing one. and large crowd was pres
ent. The game ended with n score
OF 10 TO s In favor OF sllverton.
The silverton orchestra made the
music for the entertainment given
at Central Howell last Wednesday
evening.
A large number OF Silverton peo-
pie attended the ball game at Wood
burn Thursday afternoon.
Mrs. Blanche Coffen. OF Portland.
was in the city last week.
Mr.. Glrt Cooley, who has been at
Astoria for a couple OF weeks, re-
turned 10 the city last Thursday.
Mr.. Frank wray made a business
trip TO Portland last Tuesday.
Mr.. Fred welch went TO woodburn
last Thursday.
Mr.. Ralph c. Barkhurst went to
Portland last Tuesday.
Mr.. Frank V. wray went 10 Port
land last Friday 10 accept a position
az the roundhouse.
Misses Jennie Barkhurst and Byrd
Cooley attended the ball game at
woodburn laat Thursday.
MFR. Henry Woare made a trip To
woodburn last Thursday.
There will be a grand ball given
at the w. o. w. hall next Saturday
evening. All are invited.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
His CONCERT Toilet.

Heinrich COnried was talking
about old fashioned concerts.
Some OF the hits directed MI
these concerts were merited,' he
said.
"one hit. and a good one. was
made by an old Chicago millionaire.
He called upstairs 10 his daughters;
What a time you girls take get
ting ready for the concert. Look at
me: a bit OF wadding In each ear
and I'm all ready. New York Tri-
bune.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
How,s This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case OF catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. y. j. Cheney q Co. Toledo. o.
We. the undersigned. have known
y. J. Cheney for the last rs years
and believe him perfectly honorable
In all business transactions and finan-
oially able TO carry out any obIiga'
tlons made by him nrm. Walding.
Kinnan a Marvin. Wholesale Drug
glsts. Toledo. o.
Hall's catarrh Cure II taken inter-
nAliy. acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system.
Testimonials sent free. Prices. rs
eents per bottle. Sold BY all Drug
gists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for con-
stipation.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

The priced possession of the Boliv-
ian Indian woman and her chief pride
also. whether she is pure Indian or
chola. is her petticoat. says a writer
in an eastern exchange. Her dowry
Is in this garment. Like the Dutch
woman of tradition. she carries her
wealth about with her. These petit
coats are of all colors of the rain
bow and divers other hues not found
thereon. first noticed them at Nag
arane, and remarked the love of coll
or, which must be inborn, for the
garments were of yellow. purple, vio-
let, fiery red, crimcon, scarlet. sub
dued orange. glaring saffron, blue
and reegn. They were short. reach
ing barely below the knee, and no
difference was observed between
childhood, maidenhood. matronly
middle life and wrinkled old age.
CHANGING from my window in Tu-
piza thought It vas parade OF
perambulating balloons.
These women have a habit which
the bashful traveller does not az first
understand. When he sees one OF
them calmly removing petticoat.
he is apt 10 turn away. but he need
not do so. II may that the advancing
heat OF the day has caused the wearer
to discard the outer skirt. but more
likely II is the vanity of her sex. and
the desire TO make her sisters envious
by showing what Is beneath. for each
new venture disclosed is more brit
liant than the one which overlapped
II. / sat In the plaza at Tuplza and
watched two Indian women try 10
make each other envious. The first
one removed the outer pettlcoat,
which was of purple This divest-
meut disclosed another garment OF
blazing red. and after that came a
brilliant yellow. The other woman
started with green petticoat. and
gradually got down TO a mixture OF
blue and yellow. By that time had
begun to fear for the consequences
and made a pretense OF turning my
back by strolling to the hotel.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
Resolutions Of Thanks.

At regular meeting OF Sedgwick
Post, No. 10, q. A. r.. held Tuesday
night. June 4th. u was
Resolved. That the thanks OF the
members OF Sedgwlck Post are duo
and are hereby rendered to all per-
sons who aided and assisted by con-
tributions OF money. flowers and SER
vices to the exercises incident to Me-
mortal Day, and especially are they
rendered TO the superintendent. the
principals, the teachers and tho pu-
pills OF the Salem public schools. and
TO tho mother superior aud the puplls
OF tho Academy OF the Sacred Heart,
for tho patriotic exercises held In
said schools on Wednesday after
noon: TO the superintendent, the pu-
pills and the members OF the band Of
the state reform school for the mu-
sic so kindly furnished aud 80 beau
tlfully rendered at tho cemetery; 10
the Rev. Davis Errett for the able
aud patriotic sermon delivered TO
the Veterans on Memorial Sunday.
and TO the choir and members OF the
Christian church for tho splendid
music furnished and for tho cordial
welcome extended to the veterans
upon that occasion; TO Mrs. Errott
for the touching original hymn dedl-
Gated by her 10 the veterans and sung
by her and other members OF their
choir to music composed and writ
ten for the occasion by our comrade.
z. NJ. Parvln. To whom. also. special
thanks are hereby extended; 60 the
onlcers and members OF Company
M" O. n. O., for the cheerful man
ner In which they turned out to 90
cort tho veterans 10 church aud 10
tho cemetery. and for tho aid rem
dered by them at tho latter place
during the memorial exercises; TO
Mr.. Mcknight. n Willamette student.
for the mastery manner In which he
delivered that materplece of modern
classical lore. Llneoln'a Gettysburg
address; TO the women's Relief
Corps for the kindly ofieos per-
formed by them In providing the vot-
Grams with bouquets With which TO
decorate tho graves OF their late
comrades. and for the fne collation.
served In their hall 20 the tired and
hungry veterans after the arduoua
duties OF the day were over: 10 tho
ladies OF the Grand Army for the
many eourteaieH shown by them 90
the "old boys" at midday: To the
Rev y. w. Dell for his patriotic ad-
dress. 10 Miss Helene Dalrymplo for
the splendid manner Ia which she
rendered THE Georgia Volunteer"
and 10 Harry Meyer and quartet for
the patriotic program at tho evening
exercises.
Resolved. That the thanks OF this
Post are duo 20 the press OF this city
for It's uniform willingness 10 aid uA
by. and through. the use OF It's col
umns. and by the oourteales extend
ed 20 us by ali TIA representatives.
Resolved. That these resolutions
be furnished The Capital Journal
and the Oregon Daily Statesman for
publication.
JOHN 2. ROBERTSON. Post Com.
ID. Webster. Post Adiutant.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
He Fired the stick.

II have fired the walking-stlck
I've carried over 40 years. on accoun,
of sore that resisted every kind OF
treatment. until l tried Bueklen's
Arnica Salve: that has healed the
sore and made me a happy man"
writes John Garrett, of North Mills,
n. c. Guaranteed for Piles, Burns
etc, by J. c. Perry druggist. 2be.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
Hurt His Feelings.

IL told that poor young widaw,
began Mrs. Nuritch. that you'd give
her boy work II"
"Wen. won't" interrupted Nu-
ritch. she sent him today with a
note that said 4 must find en-
ployment for my son even II he
works for a nero pittanee.' The
nerve OF her calling me a mere pitt
tance. philadelphia Press.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
PORTLAND MARKET.

wheat--ciub ss0sT; valley sse:
blue stem. ss9 soc,
oats-choiee white. asc.
Miiistun--Bran. tiT.
Hay-rimothy. sis0t1s; alfalfa
Isis.
vetch-ts.5O.
PoultFy-ATIens. "a. miKed chick
ems. ishe: dressed chickens. isH0
ibe; turkeys, live. iS0ite; ducks.
lao itei plgsona. ti0st.75.
Pork--Beat. ts.b00te.Tb.
Lamba-t6.
Bosf--Dressed. 20 &c.
hutton-s0 a 10.
Hops-sQioMe NJ. according 10
quality.
wooi--Vallsy, coarse 20 medium
2s0sse; eastern Oregon. is0ise.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
Ancient nons

II nov merely a memory OF the past
Baiiard's SNOW Liniment Is the fam
Ny linlment OF tho twentIeth century.
A positive euro for nhsumatism.
Burns. Cuts. sprainn. Neuralgia. etc.
Mr. c. II. Runyon. stanberFy. Mo-.
writes; Il have used Snow Llniment
for rheumatism and all pain. I
can't say enough Ia its praise" Sold
BY u. J. FRY.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
DO Not Neglect the Children,

At this season OF the year tho first
unnatural looseneSs OF child's
bowels should have Immediate atten-
tion. The best thing that can be
given is Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera
and Dlarrhoea Remedy followed by
castor oil as directed with each bot
tie OF the remedy. Fore sale by DR..
Stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

How 70 live On Is cents = Jay
The ngnd a. well as the body 10 ben
entted by economy IN eating. There's
no health siver like 4 diet OF Hoi-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea. In =
startling way Il keeps you going. 30
cents. Tea or TablstA fof sale Al
sfone's drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

Cures all kidney. bladder and
rheumatic trouble: s0Id by all drug
Eists. or two months treatment By
mail for 81. Dr. Y. w. Hall. fsas
Olive street. 81 Louis. Mo. Send
for testimonials Sold By stones
drug store. as-iyr
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
Erohmnder sun unconscIous.

John Frohmader. the young man
so badly hurt Sunday. Ia slightly
better than yesterday. lie Is still
unconscious most OF the time. but
rouses occasionally for a few minutes
at a time.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

Plttsburg. June 5,-Ths sealed
verdict in ths case of Charles MenE-
snsF. former assistant taller Of the
defunet enterprise bank. was opened
this morning. 10 found the defend
ant guilty OF misApplying funds.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

For stomach troubles. blliousnesa
and constipation Try chambeFlain'l q
Stomach and Liver Tablets. ManJ
remarkable cures have been effected
BY them. Price rs cents. Samples
free. For sale by Dr. stones drus
store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
IN LIGHTER VEIN.


huNfulhg-HOuSe COnundrum.
Why is a woman like an air
ship?" asked the thin boarder.
Hard to manage" suggested tn,
man with the fat wife.
Good, but not the correct an.
swer," said the thin one.
Takes so long to get her started.
suggested another.
That's not It,"
We'll, we give II up" came the
chorus.
Because when she gets up in the
air you can't tell what she's going
to do next."-Yonkers Statesman.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

HOLSTERS Rocky Mountaia Tea
Purlhss the blood. strengthens the
nerves. regulates the bowels. aids
the kidnsys. euFss stomach troublss,
bullds up the nsFvous foFes and 70
pairs the ili eject of over eating.
Tea or Tablets. 20 esnts. For sale
az Biens's dfng store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
A CInch.

The Butcher notice that you
only buy half as much meat a. you
used 20. Some OF your boarders
quit?
The Boardlng-HOuse Keeper-Na;
four Of them are In love. e.--Brookiyn
Eagle.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

II you woud enjoy tomorrow take
chAmborlaln's stomach and Liver
Tablets tonight. They produce an
agreeable laxative effect. clear the
head and cleanse the stomach
Price. rs cents. Samples free a. Dr
stones drug store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
nonIi Z Z Z

Don't let your child suffer with
that cough when you cure II with
Balland's Horehound Syrup. a sure
cure for Coughs. Bronchitis. innuen-
IA. Group and Pulmonary Diseases
Buy a bottle and try Il.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

lie (after being promptly accept
ed Why didnt you say IA" Al
FIRST and keep me IN suspense a
whiieG understand that Il the
NAy women generally do.
she--well. I tried that once. and
and
And whatf"
''iie didnt ask me the second
tine - Pick Me-Up.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

Hewitt-You have some ideas OF
your own.
Jewett-wsil. d0n't mentlon Il 10
my wife.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

80 pore old Bnl's gone. as 'of
'ow vas . kiiledg"
Three ton OF cement fell on bis
chest"
"As. pore fellow n allus said o
was weak there."--The Tatler.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

ID. u. laughter. Byhaiia. Miss.
writes; II have two children who had
Group. ! tried many diftersnt reme-
dies. bat must say your Horshound
syrup Il tho best Group aud Cough
medicine I ever used" Sold by ID,
J. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
Making Progress.

The Parson--weii. Tommy. how
are you getting along az school,
Tommy Fine; I've got 70 I can
write my own excuses now.-chicago
News.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05

Pains In the stomach. eoiie and
dlaFEhosa are quickly relieved BY the
uss Of chambeFiaiE's Cole, cholsfa
and Dlarrhoe4 Reznedy. FOR sale b.
Dr.. 6ions's drag store.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-06-05
THE MARKETS.
Make Salem a Good Home
Market.
SALEM MARKET.


steiner's Market.
Dealers In finh. game aud poultry.
Highest cash prics paid for eggn.
Prompt delivery. State street.