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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
GRAND MONUMENT
70WM.M 'K|NLEY
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or main approach. In order not to
distract attention form the monu-
ment beyond, the plaza Is to be left
devoid Of treatment other than a
parapet wall and the disposition OF
the crees
The interior Of the mausoleum Us
finished III Knoxville marble with a
honed surface The sarcophagus Is
OF black polished granite. An arti.
fetal basin Is arranged directly in
front Of the mausileum. in which the
edifice Is reflected, This basin ~
about 500 feet in length, and varied
In width from 35 to G5 feet 1t widens
gradually as 1t approaches the tomb.
so that the vista includes the whole
width OF the grand staircase from the
waters edge 10 the portal of the tomb.
the waterway will be four
rows Or trees. paralleiling driveways. |
.Wo on either sadie of the water. thus |
an unobstructed view OF the |
approach and Of the mausoleum
Another important exterior feature
II the monument IL portrait statue
il Mckinley modelled by Charles II 1
1iahaus. which Ii to be placed at the
op Of the grand stairway, about fifty 4
Get In front Of the building.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

only leader OF men but pre-eminent
ly a helper OF men; for one OF his
most marked traits was the intensely
human quality OF his Wide and deep
sympathy Finally, he not merely
preached. he was. that most valuable
or all citizens In democracy like
ours, a man who in the highest place
served as an unconscious example 10
his people OF the virtues that build
and conserve alike our public life.
and the foundation Of all public life,
the intimate life Of the home.
Many lessons are taught us by his
career, but none more valuable than
thelesson of broad human sympathy
for and among all Of our eitizens ~
all classes and creeds No other
president has ever more deserved to
have his life work characterized in
Lincoln's words rs being carried on
ity toward all" AS a boy he worked
hard with his hands; he entered the
Army as private soldier: he knew
poverty; he earned his own liveii. |
hood; and BY his own eXertions he |
inally rose TO the position or man |
# moderate means Not merely was
le In personal touch with farmer andi
own dweller, with capitalist aud |
but he felt an intimate
of each, and therefore
n intimate sympathy with each: and
is consistent effort was to try to
Judge all by the same standard and to
reat all with the same Justice. AFRO
ance toward the weak. and enyious
aired Of those well of. were equally
bhorrent to his just and gentle soul
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
Awful Rlunder

Yes" remarked Amber Pete, as he
took another chew. 'he left town rath-
or suddenly" What was the cause
of the sudden departure?" asked the
agent for the ore crusher. We'll. you
see, he received an announcement
from Bad Bill that the latter had mar
RED old Pete Bink'f fighting wilder.
An hour later he sert ,aessage in re-
ply" And was that sss way he left
town." You bet He scrubbed on.
Accept my congratulation in the hour
Of glory but the chap in the telegraph
Office was half asleep and he decipher-
ed it TO be. Accept my coincidence In
che hour Of grief Don't you think it
was time to make tracks. Stranger
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
The Voice.

The voice that is heard without
raising the natural speaking tones is
the well-modulated voice which i'm
presses one with its calm and its sin
cerity. Train the ear to recognize
pleasant sounding, agreeable voice.
and listen to your own critically A
shrin, parrot-like voice makes the
most beautiful woman a trying com
panion. Just as the touch OF
woman's hand should be a warm
caress. so should her voice fall upon
the ear with plessantness.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
Peal Ahsorbinu.

The tramp with a knack for carving
raped on the door of the wayside cot
tage and showed the lady tiny bas-
ket he had cut out of a peach stone.
"A sculptor" exclaimed the house
wife. enthusiastically. "a real sculp-
tor. "Ah. my poor man, you must
have an absorbing temperament You
bet have. lady," replied Sandy Pixies.
quickly. "and IL yer will bring out
quart of sweet milk and buttered
beefsteak I'll show you how to absorb
dem In no time"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
TIME CARD CAIRO ELECTRIC RVS

BELT LIRE cars due 20 leave second st. ~
ing north on Commercial ave-, every 10 nlin
uteE from i. m to II p N
Goinr rorth on Walnut IT. every Is minute
from esu8 q IN. 70 Tess p. m.
POPLAR ST. LtSE-Holbrook Ave, car DIN
10 leave ~econ 1T geing nerth on HoIrr5o!
4 We at b:57: 6 n: s:42: 1857. 7:i2 q. N. aud o.
same inmates every hour until 1912 and ll;l'
o. m.
Going west on Twenty Eighth St Al 5;4s
s:Ie. Z. "a; SAB; and 7:04 q. m.and on same min
utss every hour uutil 1884 aud i1:0s p. N.
Poplar ~. cars due to pass st. Msry's para
1 minutes sfter leaving Sec nd st.
aFLT LINE OWL CARS north ON Walnut
n 80 D, m I2:34 a. m; "a .. M; q 80 .. M.
40 a. M; 30 q. m; 5 so u m
North on Commemorative p. M 100
m. 200 g. m. 3: 90 a. IT. 90 q. m. q. IN.
Belt and Owl cars are due to pass Yves
Thirty fourth st. IS minutes after leaving
second st,
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
The Genius Of Love.

Durable love is a sublime drama
played by two actors equal in talents,
drama where the sentiments are
catastrophes. where desires are events
and where the lightest thought causes
a change Of scene. Bat how will you
find in the flock Of bipeds which is
called a nation. a man and a woman
possessing in the same degree the
genius Of love. when talented people
are already 80 rare in other scisaees'
-ff0aoEs de Bslxsa
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
From Behind the Scenes.

1t can be done on an ordinary table, but
with the stage setting BY tar the best
effects may be obtained
You can easily fashion set OF
mountain scenery by cutting out noun
tains from colored pictures in old mag
azines and setting them up either in
the Sits OF the stage Or on small wood
sn stand NOUNS ii you have no toy
thaater
Two wings" of mountain scenery
will be enough that is. the front wing
which Is the mountain side In the fore
ground, and the other wing made I'D
ol the hills III tie background as
shown In the picture
Now cut out very small picture Of
I sheep and paste 1t on the wing" in
the foreground at point A.
Now cut ONT q small eagle from fine
tissue paper. A amall sewing needle
should be procured Thread it with a
piece of fine thread about q foot in
length ana rum il Iengthwise through
the body Of the paper eagle.
The most important thing Of all to
secure rs very strong magnet, You
place the theater on taele in such a.
way as to enable you to stand directly
behind the stage. where you can use
10th hands at the same time Take the
magnet ii YOUR right hand and place it |
It the point marked A behind the
mountain and out OF sight Of the audi /
,nce.
The needle eagle starts to fly toward l
he Invisible magnet You instantly /
heck It flight by pulling backward !
N the thread the end of which you /
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

The above Ia correct statement OF
the number Of complete and perfect
copies of The Cairo Bulletin printed
Tor the year 1906 and for the month
of August, 1907.
CLYDE SULLIVAN,
Business Manager.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this third day of September, 1907.
LEO j. KLEB.
Notary Public.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
* Observation-Disclosures,
! A MOUNTAIN
TRAGEDY


This Is quite startling exhibition on
account 81 the lifelike qualities of the
eagle, which really scars into midair
up the mountain crag after the de-
ferseless sheep.
The eagle may reach It's prey or how
err about II In the air in an unsuccess-
full attempt as long as the youthful OPP
orator wishes.
A small toy theater stage presents
the Lest setting fer the trick, although
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
OCTOBER ! IN HISTORY.

1e7e-Rebellion in Virginia ended by
the death of Bacon.
1s17-Bank of Montreal issued its
first notes.
1s41-chusaa captured by the British
under Sir r. Pottinger.
1st7-Annie Besant. head of Theoso-
pslfsts. born.
CoDfsderates before Washing
ton began 10 fan back.
1s6e-F First postcard Issued at Vienna.
1seo-A Mckinley tariff act went into
effect.
ss-Conference OF spanish-Ameri-
can peace commission began In
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

The Undesirable Citizen" is likely
to be numerous In the city during the
next day or two and there is need
that people have special care about
their homes and their personal pcs
sessions. There will be large extra
police force. but their attention will
be directed mainly TO Keeping order
in the great mass Of people who viii
crowd to see the presidential pre-
cession. People need to look cut for
themselves in great measure against
the operations OF rogues.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

Referring TO Er~opean nobility
Booth Harrington says: Morally
strabismic and financially deerepit
titular excreascence." But then he
ought to remember that all Europeon
nobility is not shaped up on plans and
specifications of Count Boni de Cas-
tellaa4.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

Secretary Root will make mum.
Der OF speeches In Mexico, but as he
Ill not d candidate for anything nor
anybody's mouthp1ece but his own,
his speeches will not be given cut in
advance Of their delivery.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

Some one takes exception 10 The
Bulletins suggestion that the assist
ant postmastership appointment has
amy relation to one score Of anything.
Ho says 1t just means pie" and
nothing else.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
"A Mans
Duty

is to his family first, then TO
his friends.
What obligation requires a
man to give personal security
for his friends, and thus imperil
his famiiy's welfares
Corporate Bonds, as furnished
by the American Surety Com
pany OF New York, arc in
every way superior to Personal
Sureties, and arc rapidly So
perseding them.
Don't assume an unnecessary
risk because Of a mistaken idea
of friendship.
When asked to sign a bond, do
your friend a service by putting
him In communication with the
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

Farming pays--in Missouri as well
as In Illinois Arthur Severance. re-
siding Ia Sumner, in the neighboring
state, harvested this year forty bush
els Of wheat TO he acre which, at
present prices, will bring him mere
cash than he paid for the land on
which II was raised
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

Average number of Complete and
perfect copies Of The Cairo Bull
letin printed daily and Sunday
for the year 1906 ...........- 2OaS
Average number of complete and
perfect copies Of The Cairo Bull
letin printed daily and Sunday
f0r the month Of August. 1907. .2l3l
AUGUST Circulation.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

There Is only one day left for those
who are not already on the roll OF
honor" for Roosevelt Day 70 get there.
Treasurer phil G. Barclay win take
the money.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
Dissatisfaction.

ANY dissatisfaction on the canalg"
wired the government.
Yes" was the prompt answer:
zone OF the dredger crew struck q
game Saturday night, and they rung
In cold deck on him"
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

After reading the further develop
ments. almost any stakeholder in the
STANDARD OIL company ought to realize
that the Twenty-Five million dollar
fine imposed by Judge Landis is so
moderate. when compared with what
the company ought to pay, that il
might be considered as being merely
nominal.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

Some friend paid Carrie Nations
fine and released her from jail. A
personal friend ii sometimes o public
enemy.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

The Bulletin IL on sale at the fol
towing places:
ccleman's, 214 Eighth street.
Halliday House News Stand.
Walkers, 1of Sixth street.
Blue Front Restaurant.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

The press agent Of Vice President
Fairbanks keeps Just as busy as
though be really believed his boss has
glimmering shadow Of a chance.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
Takes Out Teuper.

Fine edged tools lose their temper
Il exposed to the light Of the sun
FOR a considerable length Of tine.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

Ing f.nr eoinx Mort
= 49, SIS q n
no s------ - s.Vu 2 M
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The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01

She-'T have heard that Misc
Choopchin married young Frlmbers
" ith the idea o. reforming him.
He-"Well, she succeeded. lie
says he'll never marry again If he
.ives to be a The -saai years old.
-Fl.csCE-e aetter.
The Cairo bulletin. (Cairo, Ill.) 1???-1928, 1907-10-01
L. O. From soath
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Big -Four from North
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Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
Former Had Rather the Better Of
Spicy Repartee.

Sailors who frequented the old Sea-
mems Bethel on Hanover street will
remember Father" Taylor as he was
Familiarity termed, says a writer in the
Boston Herald
At leading hotel in Boston a dele
CATION of ministers were having din
ner at which a few lawyers were pres
ent, among them Gen Benjamin F..
Butler. Father" Taylor and Butler
were indulging in some spicy repartee.
In the course of their conversation
Taylor asked the general if lawyers
ever made mistakes. "Oh, certainly"
was the reply; ito err is human"
WELL" said his questioner, what
do you do when you make mistake ?'
IF it is big one," said Butler, II
try to rectify it, but if a small mis-
take let it pass unnoticed. By the
way" he added, "do ministers ever
make mistakes?"
Certainly; to err is human" was
Father" Taylor's reply.
well, what do you do when you
make mistaken" asked Butler.
IF the mistake is big one try to
rectify it, but if small one 1 let it
pass unnoticed. For example, 1 was
preaching last Sunday TO my sailors,
and in my sermon made the statement
that the devil was the father to all
lawyers. l meant liars, but it being
small mistake I let it pass by"
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12

fty as to how were going to save that
precious neck of yours" Godfrey OBJ
served.
"Oh, damn my neck! What do 1
care? Godfrey, I've got to see her
right away. I've got to get down Oh
my knees-crawl i'll the dust
That's it," nodded Godfrey APPROX
ingly. you've caught the idea. You
ought to feel like an insect-a particu-
larry small one. But hardly believe
the jailer will release you OH yoi..
own recogniZance. Maybe tomorrow
after the inquest, if every thing goes
well''-
ooh, tomorrow be hanged! I've got
to see her right away, jim! Isn't there
any way?'
He was pacing furiously up and down
the cell, biting his nails, tearing his
hair. Could Tremaine nave seen I'M
then he might have modified his esti-
mate of him.
There's no way" said Godfrey, "un-
less Miss Croydon herself should COM
NIT the inconceivable folly-hello,
who's that?'
The outer door had been flung crash
Ing back. There came a rush of feet
down the corridor, swish of skirts.
"Gracew
1t was Drysdale's voice and lie stood
there like man struck suddenly to
stone.
And she? turned a little giddy as
looked at her, at the shining eyes, at
the quivering, smiling lips.
Godfrey had sprung instantly to his
feet.
Come, Lester" he said, in voice
very gentle, as the jailer opened the
cell door, I'VE must catch our train;
we've business in New York"
Perhaps it was only my fancy that
his step was not wholly steady as he
went before me down the corridor.
ITO ho oop <}p,,odN
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
BRITAIN HAS STAR FAT BOY.
Only Five Years Old But Welqhs 1859
Pounds.

London.-Johnny Trunley Is not
the brightest boy in the school in Bat
tersea, London, but he attracts the
most attention because he is the fat.
test boy in all England. Johnny Is
only five, but he weighs eleven stone
FIVE" which in American figures is
159 pounds
Johnny's proportions, considering
his weight and age, are remarkable.
The circumference of his head at the
brow is 90 inches, his thigh % inches,
his calf II, his chest "A, his waist
441s, his biceps is and his forearm IL
inches.
Master Trunley is not a splinter
indeed he walks with difficulty. He
goes to and from school in wagon,
which the London county council
sends for him, for the L. C. G. doesn't
wink at truancy even for fat boys.
In school the ordinary desk and
bench were not big enough or strong
enough for Master Trunley, so the
school carpenter had to build a desk
and bench strong enough to support
Johnnys mighty frame. Johnny is
proud of his size and weight, but
signs when he thinks of the rare fun
his fellows have been having this win.
ter skating and shedding, pastimes
barred to Johnny for obvious rea-
sons.
Johnny is enormously called 1.-THE
Fat Boy of Peckham." There was a
Fat boy in Peckham, but Johnny's
weight and proportions have eclipsed
that colossal youths glory.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
CHAPTER xxx.

+" 1EFFELBOWER insisted that
xA we join him In an appetizer;
|g48{t3I he had evidently jumped to
VdlSd0 the conclusion that Godfrey
was a famous New York detective, and
he gazed at him with respect and a
little awe. He wanted to discuss
again all the details Of the tragedy,
but we got rid Of him after awhile
and went in to dinner. Then we started
toward the Jail for final talk with
Drysdale. Another jailer had come on
duty, but he made no difficulty about
admitting US.
"Well?" asked the prisoner, us soon
as we were alone.
"Oh," said Godfrey, regarding him
with good humored smile, you won't
be electrocuted this me-though I
must say you deserve ity'
what" cried Drysdale, coloring
suddenly. you don't believe
THAT you killed Graham7 oh, no.;
but you've made an unmitigated ass
Of yourself. my friend. Did you have
a pleasant time Monday night kicking
Jout AeeiS ny tue nOur tOgetner out
at the pergola?"
Drysdale flushed again. but this time
1t was with anger.
"Oh, SO she told you, did she?" he
asked between his teeth. II dare say
you had a good laugh together over
it!'
Jack" said Godfrey calmly, II pro-
test you are becoming more and more
asinine! Haven't you sense enough
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
ITO be continued)
Deafness Cannot Be CURED

by local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an
inflamed condition of the mucous Inning of the
Eustachtan Tube. When this tube is inflamed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness Is
the result. and unless the inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition. hearing will be destroyed forever;
i've cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an intlamed condition of
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
FL. CHENEY s. CO., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
FINDS AFFINITY AT LAST,
"Unc'e Billy" Duke After Advertising
Half Century Is Welded.

Hamilton, O.-William Duke, known
as Uncle Billy" an Oxford township
bachelor, whose industry in advertis-
ing and corresponding for a wife for
the last So years, has found his
affinity. He was married here by
Rev. A. B. Austin, of the First Meth
odist Episcopal church, to Mrs. Mary
Allen Markham, aged 4S years.
widow, of Kansas City, The brides
mother was Lee of Virginia, first
cousin of General Robert E. Lee.
Duke is rs years old. 1t is estima-
ted that he has spent thousands of
dollars in matrimonial advertising and
in paying the railroad fare of women
from all parts of the country to Ok
ford. He always wore a white ribbon
on his coat as means of Identified
ton and crowds would gather at the
Oxford station whenever Uncle
Billy appeared wearing a white rib
bon.
Though the women arrived none
would ever remain at his farm until
Mrs. Markham arrived. Mr.. Duke
met her, wearing the usual ribbon.
and the marriage was the result. Mr..
Duke tried hard to have the license
suppressed, because the newspapers
have had so much fun with him for
two generations.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
Taken for Granted.

And it came to pass that silk waists
and picture hats were seen in the
jury box.
Excuse me, ma'am," said the
strange young man in the courthouse,
"but-er-is this the grand jury?"
"Of course it is the grand jury" re-
piled the stunning blonde who was
forelady. "All juries composed OF
ladies are grand" With an awkward
bow the young man excused himself
for not knowing better, and vanished
Chicago Daily News.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
GREAT Possibilities.

The professor of natural history was
dwelling (figuratively speaking, that
isl upon the anatomical structure OF
the COW.
You are probably aware" he re-
marked, that the COW has five stom-
achs, by means of which"
But here he was interrupted by a
young lady who had evidently not
heard this piece of information be-
fore.
Gracious" she exclaimed in awe
struck tones to her neighbor. "Just
suppose the poor thing got seasick!"-
N. Y. Times.
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
Rising From the Grave.

A prominent manufacturer, VIM. A.
Fertwell, of Lucama, N. g., relates a
most remarkable experience. He says:
latter taking less than three BOTTLES
Of Electric Bitters, I feel like one ris.
ing from the grave. My trouble is
Bright's disease, in the Diabetes
stage. / fully believe Electric Bit
ters will cure me permanently, for it
mas alreadyStcpped the liver and blad-
4, complications which have troub-
ed me for years Guaranteed at P.
A. Clemmer's Drug Store. Price only
SO cents. T
Twice-a-week plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1895-1913, 1907-02-12
Old Masters Held Indecent.

Omaha. Neb.-The Omaha courts
have decided that works of art by IA
nous painters, including Van Dyke,
Rubens and Van der Werff, are indie
cent and that reproductions of them
cannot be sold in Omaha stores. For
persisting in their sale John Green
berg was fined and warned that on the
next occurrence he would be sent to
Jail. Greenberg had on sale copies of
Rubens' Judgment of Paris" the
original of which is in the Dresden
Art Gallery; Van Dykes Diana and
the Golden Reign of Jupiter" Van der
Werff's 'Magdalena" and others of
that class.