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La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
EN- la MANSION
gECUTIvA.
Ell nOmbramisntO de attorney general
COnfiTmadO aver.
IN lRformO saRIlGrl0 rsfsTsat8 al DoradO,

Han eHtado hoy visitar 81 gobeTnadoH
los BefioTeB doctor Tomas Vazquez = taSo'
EeFo GromeE.
81 gobernRdor il fsrm6 los ''reporterB"
que pocas noticias tsnia hoy que Comuni.
car , que 81 Corrso le hs bia traidO POGO
de nuevo.
6Pgdn cable que Eecibi6 syer tGEde el
sefioE Fost, el nutvo attorney de Puerto
Rico senior Henry Hoyt fu6 confFmado
aver por 81 Eenado.
Un infoTme GsnitGFio Hespscto lGB
condolences obseEvadas en- el Dorado poT
81 inspector del depRFtsmento de Carload,
Sanidad CoErecioneB, doctor Felipe Cor
dsro, hR aido entgegado al gobernadoE
qui6a 10 ha referido aI slcRlde do aquella
poblaci6n & fin de que infoEme por 1u par
te 10 que cTea procsdepte. Despu6a seFa
TsBuslto 10 que SO etiuns neceBario hacer.
Mucho tempo estuvO asta malsna con
ell gobaEnRdor el secretsTio de Puerto hi
co INFERNO, aefior Skinner, despachsndo
loa aBuntoB uEgentes.
Ell gobsrnador ne mueatra muY compla'
eide, con la llagada de su,nino Regis y Gu
nAdo senior Edwin Post que vinieron ano'
che en- el correo de los Estados Unidoz
El stfloE Edwin ira g. jAdjuntss con 81 60
beFnRdor
La confeTencia fu6 hoy muY bIevs y
teFmin6 & las 10 25
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
Los que VIGAOn.

La Eiguiente Relaci6n es la de los paua'
jeFos que tT8jo anocbe para estR Ciudad =
ID iEla 81 vRpor coTEso de loB Estados
UnidoS, unoE de regreBo Ia iaIs en- donde
reaiden y otroB de paseo con objeto de Co.
noceFla pasar On ella el invierno.
NumeroBR concurFencia foe Rl muelle
BaludRr los reCien llegadon entire
otFaB estpYieRon allf familiares de las ID.
miisB de del VsIle-Zs Fernandez Van
gaG TODD, BalBsiro, PujOI, Hoheb, Ma.
dal, HubbREt Hepp = Peterson. 81
gobsrnadoE Post y auditor Ward faeHon
tambi6n esperar familiaVe1 suYoa.
FL trozo de via que oonduce Ell muella
D6msro ! como Hismpre intrsnsitabIe to-
niendo que CsminaE poT el tango.
ssiloraB Flora Avery = A. AdIand,
Santos B. AttiRg, JoE6 s. Be'aval, sonora
Be aval, g. s. BeIavaaI, pfiorits Estra'
lie RsleVal, BeSioEa B. d. Baldwin, John
O. Barnard, geflora Barnard, j. A. Be
ceETil, r, d. Coe, Bsfora Coe, w. 81. Car,
penter, Anton Court, ssfora 8. A. Court,
&. CortAda, BeAoEa r. Cortada, Carpen'
ter, HshoTa J. NJ. Dickey. Fred Derizang,
BehaFitR G. del Valle, DR.. William Earl,
sen lER Earl, DR.. M. H. Foster, john NJ.
Ford, aenora B. w. B. Greene, Bernard
GIathe, Jr., NJ. GiEol, DR.. NJ Zeuo Gan
dfA, Samuel 81. GroseE, Eduardo Gior'
getti, R w. GIsnville. George Golden,
Alfred @. Hoeb, Ee1ora Rita Hoeb, Wal.
demar Hepp, Charles Hepp, 81. 8. Hub.
bard, DsForFast Hicks, q. r. Julia, SO.
nora JuIia, w. Mickey Jones, w. R..
johnson, DR.. M. L. K9plan, George X.
Koight, Befiora Knight. d. NJ, Kuotf,
G. B. K ine, A, j, Lschmsn, 81. P. Lea.
ke, E. Lopez, Frank Lewis, BsfioFita Jo'
Bephin0 Miller, Befiora John "A. Macdo'
maid, j. MaFcano, Richard A. Monkg,
Befl.ra Mooks, Valentine Monroig, &c:
Orge 81. Moody, BenoTa Moody, ssiinTa
J. 81. Morgan, Ramon Morales, D. w.
G. NoysB, Guy FL. OyHteF, ]. V. Orti'
lero, james Peabody, Edwin NJ. Post,
nilO Regis 81. Post, Jr., A. Putnam, G.
v. Payne, ssflorR Payne, BsfoTR @. H.
Payne, 8. IgeBias Psntin, Leo M. Pc
teruon, George Pratohstt, Marcel Penant,
Daniel F. QuigIey, Thos Ryan, G. j.
Stsinachsr, Befiora steinacheE niho, 90.
noTitR Marie 7. Steinacher. GuHtave
Schumacher, J. O. Schwartz. !. Sanchez,
NJ. G. Shippe Eefiora Robert sWssney,
FL. 7. shi pley, r. s. sRlomon, ]. w.
Smith, John stewaTt, Bsforita e. TheoE,
bald, B. Tailor, r. 81. Todd, sefiorG
Todd, Grover Tompkins, Edward Tenn
pie, p. 3. VizcarFondo, Joseph VavEa,
@. B. Webb, ssfoEa Webb, ssfoTs Geor
gs Cabot Ward. g. A. Wall, B. A..
Wall, T P. Ware, aeii n Wsre, Wal
ksr, D. White, aaRoEa F. B. Q Inn = nj
DO aefioFita Zshm.
A tadOs nusBtra bisn venida.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
Una GOPI0SA NEvA-
da en- New York.
Al sepaTarss del musIIs IS sI Goa
mo-, GircuI6 ah0rdO IN TumOr
aIaTnante.
So dIIo que uIl UloIGRta tenD0siOd Vanl0 con
TortIglnOs0 muVImIouto d dITOeeI6B n. E.

AnoChs lego & San Juan 81 vRpoT
''Coamo' ConduCiendo numeroso pasRie,
despu6s de nm fsIiz vipje.
I'll dfs IA cay6 BobFe NuevR York una
copiosa nevada. Los Copos de nieve al
canadian 81 tRmsfio de una nuez duran
ID variaH hOras, Ia gran Giudad ns vic en-
vuelta an aquslla precipitation de blan'
cuEs que Gaia del Cislo.
CuRndo 81 vRpoE "Coamo" estabR pro-
ximo & BspaEarsa del muslle IS ca Brno'
klyn, que es sl BuYo, despu6s dc haber
Csfdo un pie de nieve, empez6 Hover
Copiosaments. EI teFm6metr0 denunCi6
mas caloE Cusndo "a 81 vRpor navegaba
por el rio del Eats, an buAca de ID barFa,
un alaEmente Tumor circul6 aboFdo. Sc
diio que una violentR tempe8tsd venfR con
vertiiinoso movimiento On direction N. E.
con una Vel0oidRd extFaoRdinRTiG abaY'
Cando una zona apFoximadAmente de mas
do so miIlaB.
Todos los passierog psnaRron en- Ia im-
.rrudanCia de aaliE al mar en- tales condi'
clones. Muchos recordaron tener en- Bus
CamaEotsH los peTi6dieos del dfa, no lei
dos Run, poE los quehacsrss del embaTqua.
Fu6 consultads la pFensa = vi6Bs que du'
rante SO horag eStaba cRminRndo 81 NAL
tempo desde los yalIeu del Mississippi en-
direction al Atlantico, recorrfendo por 10
tanto, gran pRrte de lRg CostaB desde el
cRbo Hatteraa haGta TeFrRnova
66poss entonosB que Las autoridades del
puerto do Nuevs York hRbfan oEdsnsdo
que haBta tRnto que los bar6mstros no
anunoiaTan la bonanzs ningdn vapor So.
iera del puerto. En- POGO tempo mas de
20 vRporsB, sntre elloa 81 ''LuGitania" e.
tabap fondeadoB q la 8alida de IL bRrra
sujetos con dos ancIas.
Is horaB dsspu6S todo habfo paHado.
81 "Cosmo" Esli6 al mar alOansando
solo durants 40 hoEas an POGO de mar
gEusEs Febas6 la altura del cabo entr6
en- IN mar ep cSlms, que ls aoompafi5
hRgtR PueEto Rico.
El "Coamo" camin6 POGO en- eSts viais.
SuB babitusles singlsduras no animsron
la natural impacienciS de los pauRieros.
La mRyoT que hizo fu6 de 306 milIas.
Hizo una de 295. So bslance fac has
tants suave RinembRFgo de algunos vien.
toH del E. que acaso pudisron difcultar 81
marchA.
Anoobs laB II estaba On 50 mueIls.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
Ausvl ronusa d sonbrsros.

Ell PARIS BAZAR acaba de rscibir
otra remssR de sombTeros aaornadoB de
Paris LoB hay de todoH preciou y de ls
GltimR moda. Rscomendamos & las per
HonRs de guato, que antes de comprar I'm
BombreTo veRn nuestToa modelos podF&n
juzgar que 81 PARIS BAZAR ea la pri.
mera casa de Il Isla On este aFtfcuIo.
Llama sobre TODD la atenci6n nuastro sur
lido de BombrstoE en- color MORADO,
Bisndo stte 81 color de moda en- Paris ,
niDguno senora que 30 preCie de elsgante
puede dejar de tener nm sombEeTo MO.
RADIO OBISPO.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
PlIudIsmO % GitihO

Los vsCinos de Cataiio Be qusian del NAL
eutado en- que est6n Lac GALES de aquel po'
blado. Aver murieron cuatro pergonaH
en Ia calle del "Amparo' cada vez es
mayor el ndmero dc psrHonaB ataCRdas de
paIudiBmo. Inf6rmasenoB, que 81 astsdo
de insalubridad On Iss .Rlles del "Ampa'
70" , la de San TOMAS" eB dsbido las
basnrau que echsn para cegsR 81 msngle,
Hace slgunoB dfas informamoB de vaTioB
oagoB de tiebre tifoidea que habfa an aquel
pobIado aeEfa intareBRnts que Ia junta
superior de ganidRd viera 10 que hay de
cierto sobre 81 paludismo, para evitaF On
10 possible que BuCsda 10 que en- otFaB loca'
lidadeg,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
CuriOsO rssuItadO de I'm pIsitO.
Para a8sgurlr Ia reclamation Onblrg6sO plftO
Do una fIRGl.

Don Manuel E. Rosy uigui6 un pleito
contra Dami6n HueTtaS Juan MolfalIe.
da cobrandole honorarios Para aBeguFar
su reclamation embargo paEts de una fnca
de doacientaa cuerdaG On TrOiilIo Alto, que
remat6 don Luis Campillo despusu de
Cubierta IR BumR EeClRmadR el maEAhsll
entreg6 81 aobEants 4 Mo'fuileda, como
esposo de IL sonora HueFtaB
81 l6aea cuRndo el Tematista fu6 to-
mar Ia poseBi6n, no encontr6 el terreno,
pues res1It6 que Ia fnca nunca tUvo mas
de ochsntR cuerdaB que 81 duefio vsndi6 &
don Federico Vail Spinoss OtFas CuardaB
pertenecfan & don Pedro EIsaburu y el
Eesto, 10 que 81 sefioF Rosy embargo (unas
120 cuerdas) no hs exjutidO jsmds.
Dsnunciado el hecho, fu6 deEenido
MolIfnlleds que preat6 fanss anoChs
quedando en- hbertad.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20

METmOIDEs-El mOioE mas SECURE
do todos los Ospooificos hRsta Rhoga Conooido
para 10 ouPa pOrmSnOnt0 dc todas Las Onf0F-
medad0B do IL ureta, "a sean estGs or6niGaa
Ggudss. Oontien0 81 flujo 0uFa por COM
plsto, sn menog tiompog que ningdn otFo pre-.
oiBtttig, sot. MeioF que Las iny0ooioneB muy
superior Gl sSndRlo , GopRiba. Empi0Ea
BuTtiE "a efseso Las tres suGtro hoTaa dc
hRboFs0 tornado.
Los NEEMOIDE9S-don f6gIlOg de tomRE
? 0gt6n propaEado8 de m9neEa que no RsVuol-
VOn el ost6m9go nj pHoduosn mGloa sfsotOg,
De Venta On tOdag Las Botieas. PidRng0
muaBtEaa gRatlB 6 BuB 6nioos fAbEieantoB-
Ergd0RiGk @toaEng q o., D0trOlt, Mishi'
ran, ID a.
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
Hsruada d San Juan.

HOY 90 veudi6 lR caFne de novillo
10 osntovOs el bilO ' Ia de oeFdo 80 y "a
Osnthvos el kilo. 81 psaCado 90 vendi6 &
IL Is cantavoB IL libra , las IangoatRs &
preoios convencionaIsE. Los husvOs se
vsnden & II por/ una pessta, poE u
cantavoa Apesar de Il lluvia han con-
currido hoy baBtantsB Campe1inoB le plA'
"a. not6ndoBs abundancia sn svsB J legum'
bEoa 40 tudaa CiRasE,
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
DON BERNABE.
La muier mas bella de America '
del muBdO'
MlgNlflGls tOtOgtltlas
que nos han SIdO rsnltIdaS.
que nos han sIdO r0nltldas.

En- breve publioaremos las bases para
81 cert6men de belleza que concurre
Puerto Rico ; que con Car6cter universal
sc iniCi6 il,imRmsnte en- los Estados Uni
dos. PoE ests corEso hemos reoibido foto'
grafiaB de la Bsfiorits MaTgsrita Frey,
que results, segdu Ia sprsciaoi6n del ''The
Tribune, la muier mas bella de ''Am6ricR
del muudo."
Las fotograffas prssentan 8 la bella
Margsrits On dos pogicionss = 81 Tetrato
es de buBto.
OtrRs fotogrsfiaB SO nos han euviado
tRmbien de heEmosRE muieTeS que fguran
ventsjosamente en- ell Fefsrido certSmen
de los Eatados UnidoB
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
LIMA EHRRMA Dill ONsT9

ISinexaRIo. -6alidas do Bayaa6n y Oapi.
tal sizRulSaReau2oRt0.
Diag IabORabIo-Hm amanA 8, T.O6, 9 90
B.A5 11.0e. Tarae 12.1Bu 1.A6D l.16. AIS B.AS
0iss Ssgtivos.- xanana 9. 9.0B, g.g0, s.1S
s.45 y go.
Riiishss baEaSo6 para diaa f0gtivoa. De
Caaano BayaNa0Rs IDA vu0ltA ~ class
0-aSSS ease 90.18s Do BaYaEaGn OaaHa
'YYua7tR ~ alaSs eesl6, 81 alag8 500.
IiIl0aa OEainAEio DO Capital OataM0 On
aIaaa q SoataV0B.
BaYaEl6H, % dS BSptioUbEo 90 1868
@aWdR Valaaq'
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20

vale ana miss"
7 cr6ame qua no quisro que ls paIs 10
que & mi gus si lego s Babsr 10 de la ear
"a no ms hiaca.
NOTES.-The
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20
CARTAS Y DOCUMEN-
los remitidOS a
Washington.
QusriaB deuihsr a Mr.. Post, psTO eI
PIGSidente lie Teiter6 sn con-
fianza.
ClltTO cODIlS Do IN aGtn. u0l Dc las GHaIOS Osii
STChV0dl on o. DSpOTtlmORtO Do llstTuG
Ctl pdhIIGl,

El seHOr Todd dooIna toda Clase dc respOnsa-
blidadss.
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mo dormir es nna desdicha que solo
10 saben los que psdscen de insomnioi este
desapaTecs con sl uBO del Vino de UsFe.
brina UlFiCi, ian pronto ls tOnihoa 4 uAssd
81 ceHebFo
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1907-12-20

En Osta imprentR ss Vends papal de
psEi61ico visio { S2 90 los 46 kiIoG (Na
qUiatsI
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Ell hotel Hslvetia, de Pedro 8chiEa,
Cruz 27 es uno de loI que mas ffeCusnta
81 pdbliOo de la isla San juan, poE su1
condolences do uervicio MESA que SON
RxceIsDtau.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17
NEEDLEWORK NOTES.

When lace curtains begin to give
way, baste a large piece Of thin white
cloth over weak parts before washing
Boil in pillow slip or thin sack.
When ready to sew on row OF
hooks and eyes place the two edges
of lining to which they are to be
sewed evenly together one on top Of
the other, then take the tracing wheel
and mark places on both edges at
once.
In ripping long seams Of machine
stitching the work can be quickly and
easily done II you will simply put the
garment under the pressure foot and
lower the needle to hold 1t firmly, then
hold It in the left hand short dis
tance and with sharp knife inserted
In the seam rip 1t.
If last years white linen skirt Is
frayed at the bottom, cut of and sew
on a bias fold with the seam on the
outside. Turn over and stitch down
on the outside of the skirt. This will
give the effect of a Few foothoid. II
preferred, add one or two more folds
above this. .
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17
WHAT THE KIDNEYS DO
Their Unceasins Work Keeps Us Strong
and Healthy.

All the blood in the body ,esses
through the kdipvs oncr t,e-, three
miunt,s Th tii v ii { tie b. Oh
They work igit AMI Il y When
healthy th,-, rp ruV, about 5u grains
Of impHlc nia ,,r daily, when un-
healthy suH part # this impu G mat
ter IS ItIt Iii tn. blood This brings
o man. ,lisea-rsAnd - mp'"nl., pain in
The back, h, adaC..r, nervousness. hot :,
dry skin, rh, una ism, gout, g:aNel, dis
o dtrs ul the g ghL aud hearing, diz-
ziness, ltres ular heart, debility, drowsi-
hess dr'p,ey, deposits in the urine, etc
But il You keep the filters right you
will have no ,rouble with your kidneys.
w. ii. Root, Hill Heights, Hood Riv-
er, Oit gun. SAYS: Il suffered great
deal from my hlineSs Tor Il long time.
The disea-e being the result Of cold
whic. settled IN these organs. The Sc
cretions were too frequent in action,
both day and night and were attended
with severe pain. Whenever | at.
tempted % stoop over, sharp twinges
would catch me through the loins and
cause me most intense suffering. felt
weak, t.r d and languid and my eye
sight was affected. | was greatly an
nOyed b., dizzy spells and nothing SEEM
ed to he p me until procured box OF
Deans Kidney pills at Clark's drug
store. used them according to direc-
tions and it wasn't long until felt like
a different man, without any sign of my
old trouble. Today my general health
is excellent and for that reason, cannot
speak too highly in praise of Deans
Kidney Pills"
For sale 10y all dealers. Price so cents.
Foster. Nilburn Co., Buffalo, New York,
sole agents for the United States.
Remember the name-Doan' s. and
take no other.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17
HAT P0ISE.
How the smartIy Gowned Woman Puts
on Her Hat.

How the smartIy Gowned Woman Puts
on Her Hat.
The smartly gowned woman knows
full well the value Of hat poise. Does
she plant her hat on her head and
stick pin in it carelessly? Not she.
She knows, for the best Of reasons,
that adjusting the hat is a matter that
deserves study and that must be done
with care.
That every hat Is capable Of a poise.
That unless 1t is poised rightly Its ef-
feet is spoiled. 1t is graceful and be-
coming IL 1t Is poised well and most
ungraceful II badly poised.
The average woman does not know
how to adjust her hat. She does not
seem to realize that the graceful ap-
pearance Of hat depends entirely on
Its poise; that unless 1t is poised right
1t is Sowdy.
That 1t must be set carefully on the
coiffure and the hair must be pulled
down in front to show some Of Its big
soft waves.
That the side should be fiuffed out
little and the back hair receive atten'
ton.
As for the hat, that 1t requires pin
ming and that the pins must never be
placed in carelessly.
That each pin should show and be-
come a part Of the color scheme.
That the hat when pinned on should
look light and careless, though 1t
should be that studied carelessness
which Is real art.-Woman's World.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17
What Ais You?

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bitter or bad taste in morning, "heart-
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burn, foul breath, dizzy spells, poor or
variable appetite, nausea at times and
kindred symptoms?
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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17

BY und by he says:
Hans, maype I do some awful
tlngs last night. und I vhas feeling
bad aboudt it.
ado you rob somepodyT says.
"No, not dot. I used TO haf brud-
der-in-law named Carl. He vhas a
fine man, und he reads und thinks a
great deal. He don't belief he shall
go to heaven when he dies. but dot he
Will turn into some animal und stay
on earth. I laugh at him many times.
but he vhas VERY serious. Maybe
you remember dot he dies last sprlngf
He shumps Off street car und falls
on his head und breaks his neck You
could take his face und turn 1t clear
around und make him look backward
"Yes, hear aboudt it."
On His Guard.
"Vhell, / can't say IL he turns into
some animal, but all der time | vhas
looking oudt for him. Maybe he vhas
a horse or a dog or q cat. Last night ]
comes home late und finds a dog IN
my westibule. Maybe / haf too mooch
beer und vhas mad. Ash soon ash I
see dot dog I shump on him und kick
him down der steps, und l no sooner
tell my wife about 1t dan she throws
oop her arms und cries oudt:
"'0h, cruel man. what haf you done?
Dot poor dog vhas my poor brudder
Carl come to us for food und lodgings
II run oudt und whistle und call und
look all aroundt, but der dog can't be
found. He vhas afraid kick him some
more. Hans, do you pellet dot vhas
my brudder-in-lawY'
81 can't say, but IL l vhas him bite
you when you kick"
II wish he had. I wish vhas too
drunk to kick him. Poor Carl: he
comes home for supper und bed, und
he meets NIT kick und cusswords.
don't pellet can ever forgif myself"
Snyder Sheds Tears.
Mr.. Snyder turns his head AWAY und
sheds tears, but can't say nottings to
comfort him. In der first place, l vhas
too busy init dot half sole, und in der
next maype dot dog vhas somepody
else's brudder-in-law und goes by der
wrong house. Nopody speaks for ten
minutes, und den Mr.. Snyder wipes
avhay der tears und says:
Hans, did you hear aboudt me und
der street car CONDUCTOR
II don't pellet So"
"vhell, make complaint against him
at headquarters. l take a street car
der odder day to go to Greenfield. I
don't know where it is, und tell der
conductor to let me off. Dot car goes
on und on, und 1t vhas one hour pefc'
I says:
"Don't we come to Greenfield yeti
"'Vhy, man, we vhas six miles he
yond itp he says.
"'But wanted to get Off at Green
field
"'You must be mistook. Greenfield
vhas all right In der summer but now
dot 1t vhas winter you want to get off
at Snow HILL"
"Und dot vhas not all, Hans When
I goes to get Off der car he calls oudt,
Step lively! Dot makes me fall down,
und he calls oudt, Get oop lively! I
gets oop und starts AWAY, und he
shouts after me, Limp livelyv und
eaferybody laughs und makes me feel
bad. I make complaint urd haf him
bounced oudt. 1t vhas all right to be
lively, but you must not be too lively.
What did you say, HansT'
I don't say nottings, und while l
vhas saying it und keeping still Mr..
Snyder falls asleep und don't wake oop
till all der beer vhas vanished und
some ice water vhas In der pail.
NJ. QUAD.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17
FLOWERS IN SlCKR00MS.
Never Send All White Flowers to an
Invalid.


In sending flowers to an invalid
great discrimination must be practiced.
In the first place, be careful not 10
cause any extra work to the already
overburdened family.
For this reason growing plants are
undesirable, and, besides, while the
old idea that they harmed the sick
one by remaining in the room over
night is only superstition, II is true
that the invalid may easily harm them,
especially II they are much handled.
In the second place, do not send
flowers having very pronounced or
slckening odor. Tuberoses are thus
distinctly barred, as are other flowers
Of their class.
Thirdly, avoid violent color contrasts.
The nervous system is always slightly
deranged and the perceptions unduly
sharpened in a serious Illness, and the
yellows NAV be really harmful and
will surely te disagreeable to the pa
tient Choose instead delicate plnks,
soft creams or light blues. On the
other hand, do not, above all, send
white roses unaccompanled by any 9th
er flower nor an abundance of unre-
lieved white flowers Of any kind. You
might Just as well order a floral pill
low marked "At Rest" for the effect
1t will have upon the recipient of your
mistaken kindness.
The sick are often inclined to be
morbid, and nothing but cheerful sug-
gestions should be presented to their
imaginations. Finally, prefer the un-
usual flowers. You may be pretty sure
that many besides yourself will send
roses and carnations and violets. The
little bunch of ragged robins or the
cluster of old fashioned pink peonies
will be a thousand times more appre-
ciated.
And best of all will be the butter.
cups or the homely black eyed Susans
which tell perhaps of a faroff happy
home or dear one loved and gone.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17

Chinook salmon at Mcclure Bros.
every Friday.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1907-10-17
DERGERMAN COBBLER
Hans Sees Both Sides Of Life
While Attending to Business.
S0RR0WFUL MAN VISITS HIM.

Gets Cold Reception From the Little
German Shoemaker and Proeeeds to
Make It Hot For Him-oId Man sny.
der Calls For a Chat.
copyright. 1907. by C. H. sutcliffe.l
l vhas in my shop nit a cement
patch on shoe for feefteen cents when
a tall, sad looking man comes in und
says:
"Cobbler, do you haf some rope
around here to gif me to hang my
self"
mot today" says.
"Haf you got some poison"
"only one pound, und l keep dot for
cats"
"Vhill you please put a knife in my
heart or hit me on der head NIT an
axT"
II vhas too busy"
"Ah, dot vhas der vhay of der world
always too busy to care for der sor-