Cameron County press. [volume] (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, 1907-07-18


larly stubborn about other things,
either. She always admitted that she
loved me, but she invariably supple
mented the admission with long
complicated argument about loving her
career" more. She had broken our
engagement so many times and for so
many different kinds of career" that
had become quite sanguine that soon
there would be nothing left for her to
make fad Of except myself.
Natalie" / remarked, pointedly,
you're a good fellow, all right, but
do you know, | sometimes fancy you
lack sense?" Natalie smiled calmly.
Don't row, Bobbie." she said sweet
ly. It's too hot"
May l go with you, wherever you
are going?" l asked stiffly.
you may not" Natalie replied. Il
shan't have all the fun of my fresh
air children spoiled by taking a hu-
man thunder cloud amongst them!"
Natalies mother swept into the
room with a silken swish.
my dear boy, sit down." she muir
INJURED, sinking into q chair. $50 you
have been around the world in the last
dix months, Poor fellow''-she grew
confdential--'1 can see by your face
that Natalie has snubbed you dread
fully this morning. I'm sure | don't
know from whom she inherits her in
corrigible tendencies. She positively
doesn't appreciate the fact that she
was born on Beacon street"
There are other and greater facts
which she fails to appreciate" l
laughed; but tell me about this latest
freak of hers-something to do with
a fresh air fund or something, isn't
it?"
Unfortunately yes" replied Mrs.
Marshe Bob, Natalie behaved beau
tifully all spring. She went to dinner
parties and luncheons religiously, and
the house on our at home day. I'm
luckily, that dreadfully philanthropic
Miss Marley was calling one day last
week and insisted on giving us de-
tailed account of her latest charity
It's a settlement house in some un-
heard of part of the city. They needed
some one to take charge of the chill
dren's picnic department and Natalie
Immediately volunteered her services
for the next two months, and her
principal duty is to take twenty of
the dirtiest, slummiest boys and girls
and bi Jies in Boston for an outing
twice a week."
l leaned back and roared.
Mrs. Marshe groaned "See here"
she said with spirit, you're a man;
you should do something. This is
Natalie's first day with those little
imps, at place called Ocean Grove,
near Nahant. Can't you do something
to disgust her with them?"
Shortly after, l swung off the train
at Nahant and inquired for Ocean
Grove
Natalie was trying to interest a
score of young demons with drop the
handkerchief" The noise of the stock
exchange, which ordinarily is my only
grievance against life, rose in my mind
to the dignity of a symphony when
compared to this wild, awful dscord!
AT times, as the clamor became un-
bearable, Natalies slender white
fingers pressed her temples spasmodi-
cally. She looked pretty tired.
Finally one Of the youngsters, whom
the others called Pat Bates, finding
the sport too tame, sauntered over in
my direction. joyfully hailed him by
significantly waving dollar bill. 1t
commanded immediate attention.
Patrick" | said, its this way. I've
got lots of money and a dandy big
house, where could entertain you and
all my other friends if just had a
wife!"
Take me straight tip, pal" advised
my young friend solemnly, git
hitched!"
That's my intention" 1 replied
Now, Pat, don't you think Miss
Marshe would make a dandy wife?"
She's got red hair" he ventured.
Yes l admitted but it's curly.
This is my PLAN / explained to him,
confidentially, Miss Marshe likes me
all right, but she imagines it's her duty
to look after you kids instead of mar
rying me. Now I'll give you this dol
lar bill and four more just like it If
you'll go back to that bunch of young
hyenas and raise riot. Do anything
do everything-to make Miss Marshe
so disgusted with all of you that she'll
never want to see you again."
Patrick gave me a knowing grin.
Say, youse is de limit" he remarked,
briefly; gimme de flyer an I'll git
busy"
Five minutes later Ocean Grove had
trouble. There was a successful raid
on the unripe and positively forbidden
fruit of stubby apple tree. | had a
view of my intrepid ally throwing
down unlimited quantities of exceed
ingly verdant apples to his compan-
ions, despite Natalies frenzied pro.
testations. Evidently General Patrick
had decided that collie should be no