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NORTHFIELD.

Sidney r, hampton of Boston, Mass,
has begun work as Instructor in the engi-
ncering department of Norwich Univer-
sty. Mr.. hampton is graduate of that
institution, class OF 1905 and has done
postgraduate work.
The body Of Frank Spaulding was
brought to this place Tue sday for inter-
mont. Mr. Spaulding died Sunday at
Hartford without warning, falling on the
street, the cause of death being heart dis
case He made his home IN Roxbury but
WAS well known in this place where for
long time he was employed by Fred Fuller
J.. j, Robinson Of Hancock has moved
his family to this place and will occupy
tho Charles Plumley house on Prospect
street. +. f.. Coburn, who has been living
in the Plumey house, will move to his
new residence May /. Mr.. Robinson CON
templates the erection of half dozen cot
tage houses on his lots lying westerly
from Water street during the summer.
Tho saw mill located on the Eathan
farm w2s destroyed by fire Tuesday
evening. The building was owned by the
NJ. -, Smith Lumber company and the
machinery was owned by Charles Weeks
tho loss was total and is estimated At
500 No Insurance was carried on the
building or machinery. The origin of tho
FIRE is unknown. The men left the place
at six o'clock in the evening and at nine
il was found on fre.-The village trus-
tees have appointed G. s. lIimball super
intrudent of streets for the coming year.
Mr., Kimhall also held that office last
year,. 5. Kimball n well known re-
sidcnt Of this place, Is critically i'll at
the home of his daughter in Burlington. --
Tho annual concert and dance for the he
neGt of the Mortified Cornet band will
take place IN the Armory Friday evening.
The members Of the band, assisted by
local talent, will furnish the program.
The concert which was scheduled to takn
place on the same evening in the Congre-
gational church has been postponed to
next month.
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WATERBURY CENTER.

Mrs Joseph TAFT has been at Joseph
Huse's for "A wcek.-The Rev. Mr.. Pcase
who preached again Sunday at the Baptist
Church, will probably be permanently en-
Eaged.-There was no service at the
Methodist Church Sunday, the Rev. Mr.
Douglas being at the conference at St.
Johnsbury,-Ezra Stetson Post, q. A. r..
has secured Porter II. Dale OF Island Pond
TO deliver the Memorial day address. -
Nelson Beach of DuXDury has bought
Addie Mansllelds place and will move
here about May Mrs. j. O. Freeman
returned Thursday from visit to her
daughter In Barton.-There will be q
post sociable at A. *, Smalleys Friday,
April 26.-Miss Agnes Dow celebrated her
18th birthday by giving a party to a
number OF friends Friday evening,-Thc
bodies OF Mr.. and Mrs Harvey Smith
We're brought here for burial Tuesday.-A
son was born April II to Mr. and Mrs.
Loren Watts.-Mrs Leslie Dow is quite
ill.-Mrs. l.. NJ, Huse expects soon TO go
10 Niagara Falls, N. Y, to live. Her
husband is employed there in the iron
works.-Qute little excitement was
caused Sunday by grass fire IN the rear
of Mrs. Dow's buildings.
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WAITsFIELD

The soldiers monument, or mcmor-
ial, which Is being built by Ryle ~
Mccormick at Montpelier. II is cN-
pected Will be set up and in readiness
for dedication May 30 in conjunction
with Memorial day exercises. -Everar1
Marshall has bought n building lot at
Irasville and is preparing to build
house tho coming scason.-Arrangc-
mcnts have been made for holding n
new Vermont meeting in this place
Thursday evening, May q. and meet
ing in the afternoon OF the school Off
Gers and Interested public Of this
town. Fayston, Warren, Moretown and
Duxhurv to consider the subject of su-
porvision and other school matters.
The meetings will be under the dircc-
ton of tate Superintendent Mason :.
Stone. r. Y. Greene Of st Adams AMI
T. y. Flynn of Springfield Will he
present and address the evening meet
ing.-Fdward Courscv's family has
moved 10 Mrs. Alice Joslin's house in
the east part OF the village.-W Walter
IT, Moriarity has bought a building lot
Of z. II. McAUister in the east part Of
tho village, and intends to build q
house the coming summcr.-On ac-
count of sickness in his family ,he
1.
Methodist conference at 81. Johnsbury.
He is to remain here the coming year.
The marriage Of Almon z. Nvc of
Rochester and Miss EUlie V Savage
took place Saturday evening, at the
home of tho brides mother in this viii
lage, the ceremony being performed by
the Rev. w. \. Remele They will re-
side at the farm home Of Mr.. Nyc in
70 -
taught by Miss Minnie Maxville is
being held at the 1rasvlle schoolhouse
for this spring term and possibly long
er.-George n Billings and family are
expected to move from Montpelier back
TO their house in this village within
the next few weeks.-Roy Bragg com
menced work Monday as clerk in the
store of w. T.. Jones.-W. j. Boyce ot
Waterbury and Miss Hattie Robbins Of
Hamburg, y. Y. visited friends in this
place Saturday and Sunday.-Among
those from ont of town who We're here
to attend the Nye-S Savage wedding
were Mrs. J. \. Richardson of Rich
mond and Ferd Ncwcomb of Water
bury.---Vallcy lodge. No &c. I. O. o, r,
will celebrate the anniversary Of the
order Wednesday evening, May l. by
Rocial and finch party in Odd Fellows
block.-Harold Moore was at home
from Proctor over Sunday visiting his
mother, Mrs. Ida Moore. Monday he
went to Washington. n. c., where he
expects to remain some time in the
Interests Of the Vermont Marble corn
pany.-The reunion of the 18th Vt.
Regimontal association will he held IN
this place Wednesday. June 2G.-Hcnry
Matthews of New York is passing
few days with his brother, y. q. Mat
thews, here.
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MTDDLESEX.

Farmers have finished eugaring. Most
of tho schools In town begun Monday
Miss Neavon OF Montpelier Is teaching UP
tho river and boarding Mt l.. o. Wildef's.
Mr. and Mrs. II. j. Wilder OF Spring
feld. Mass. have been Waiting l., o.
Wildcr.--Roy wilder and Mr. Chatfeld OF
Springfield, Mass, returned home Tues
day.-Charles Alexander of Albany, y.
Y. has been passing few weeks with
his father, George Alexander, whom he
had not visited before for seven years
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles Alexander of
Poughkeepsle. y. Y, have been passing
few weeks at his old home Mr.. Alex
ander returned Monday, while Mrs. Alex
ander remain for longer vlsit.-John
Alexander has bought the Knapp farm
Mr. and Mrs. Charles liolley of Jericho
visited at George Alcxander's the first Of
the week.-Wiliiam Chaplin, an elderly
citizen, is very low with pneumonia and
but little hope is entertained of his re-
I
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DURI sKNG1TON
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property holders. The communication
was referred to the fire wardens for IN
vestigation and report
Thomas Rcevess resignation as n
member of the special filtration COM
mittec was accepted and J. W. Goodell
was elected to serve in Mr.. Reeves's
stead.
4 communication was received from
a number of property holders on Hr"th
Champlain street asking for tn" alp
preston Of wood yards on that ST q II
because of the noise and other inoCn-
venience caused by them. The COM
munication was referred to the fire
wardens
President Barber appointed Aldermen
Russell, Clarke and stone committee
10 report on the salaries of the differ
cnt city officials.
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PROBATE COURT.
Summary of business Transacted dur
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WINDSOR COUNTY.
SOUTH ROYALTON.

c. T. Tarbcil left Sunday for Cincinnati.
Pearl culver OF Clnrcmont, y. H., visited
his parents over SundaN.-Miss Gertrude
Goodalc loft Friday for Somcrville. whore
she will rcmlin.-Chestor Dodge, Jr. who
has been very III At the home of Horny
button. is improving. Tho condition Of
Mrs c. T. Abbott Is imprnving.--Mrs. G.
y. Tarbell Is ill.-Pcarl Taylor is the
guest of her cousin. Nellie sleeper, for u
few days.-Mr. and Mrs. Charles English
passed Sunday In East Randolph
f-na-rre Sic, nor is brtipr
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EAST ROXBURY.

News was received here last week of the
death of Mrs Drew Foss at her home in
Rochester. n. H. Mr.. Foss is brother
of George Foss of this place.-Mr. and
Mrs. peter IaRosc have moved to Brook
field into n tenement in tho hotel-The
school in this district opened Monday
with Lila Circuit as teacher.
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INTENDED TO PAY,

The kindly old lady from the country
had purchased pair of gloves in de-
partment store.
Cash" shouted the saleslady.
MY land" exclaimed the old lady,
fumhlinE in her valiso, I'm give 1t to
YOU Just as soon as | find my pocket
book. -IIarper's Weekly.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1907-04-25

Only two persons are now living in
st John sbury who were there when
Leonard -. Howard came to that vii
lage In 1892 He was born In Lyme, N.
H., September 7, 1915. and died Tues
day as mentioned in this column yes
terday One son and three married
daughters survive him. His oldest son,
now deceased. was one Of the Union
soldiers who captured Booth. the as
sassin of President Lincoln, in the warn
near Bowling Green, Va.
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WALL PAPER POISON VS.. MEN
GIFTS.

\ startling story comes from y
Harmony. Indiana. The third wife OF
Watson, prosperous farmer or Y
place, died recently after brief nm
Of what was at first supposed to be spl|
meningituS Suggestions that her sY
tons Indicated poisoning led to an
yestigation. The paper on the walls
ceiling of the Watson house was fot
10 contain poison. when the paper
brushed white particles fell from III
CLOUDS. Ms. Watson hal been Cngal
IN hous, 4 ming before she was tai
IN. she hal used "A broom To clean
walls OF his room and the white 4
from the psptr had covered her 4
and arms. /. was then that she fell
lingering in terrible agony for few N
and dying The two former wives
Watson also died after housekeeping
precisely the same manner, and all N
had cleaned the parlor when no one
in the room but themselves, The
paper has been removed and burned
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the name Of the person ordering the same.
Anti-toxn and supplies for fumi cation
will be purcha sed IL quantities by the board
of health.
1t is also recommended that the duties
of the health officer, milk and food in
spector and the inspector Of plumpinG
shall conform to the rules and RECON-
menda,ion of the state board of health.
Respectfully submitted
+ r. CLARK,
Secretary Board OF Health.
DRUGGISTS LICENSE FEE.
Alderman Mitchell introduced res
olution making the fee for license of
the NTH class 5000. There was some
discussion on the matter Of so high
fee the consensus Of opinion being
that a high fee would tend to encour-
age Illegal selling Mr.. Mitchell ac-
cepted an amendment proposed by Al
derman Russell, making the license
fee s25, and the resolution thus amend
cd was adopted
An application was received from
Alba c. Booth for a license Of the ffth
class at the Park Drug store on Col
lege street, but rs It was not accom-
panied by the necessary fee for adj
vertlsing, no action was taken on it.
This and other applications which may
be received will be advertised and
hearings will be held ut an appointed
time.
MISCELLANEOUS.
A resolution was adopted that in the
contract signed some weeks ago for
| the installation of the Gamewell police
tom al rtSin hat
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When you hear from woman that
everybody has dropped another It's a sign
that the men haven't.
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A man would feel awful rich II he cd
apend all the money his family spe|
for him
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Nv " tV' - 49, I'' hHh'' nan W iill' III ub
form was decided adversely in tn
Rhode Island superior court.
a faction opposing their pastor. Rev
Freeman Chasc, made an attempt &
1cpOsc him md hold services with an
other preacher ana caused riot In
Baptist church at Port mouth. o.
Monday, April "a.
W. o. Douglas. loan cicrl; Of th|
Trust Company Of America, was All
ralgned Mt Now York ana rcmande|
without bail on the charge Of takin]
from the company %d0.OOO in bonds.
President Roosevelt was denounced
in resolutions passed by tho Chlcagj
Federation Of Labor for referring Il
President Meyer ana Secretary HaJ
wood Of the Western Federation Of Min
ers ms undesirable citizens
Captain riGconc. commander a
steamer Strio. which struck on TIL
rocks off Spain. and 1s q result Of whicl
800 persons were drowned. died al
Genoa Of hrikcn heart.
twenty-five rerSohS are believed 4
have been drowned by the founderln|
of the river steamer Archaneel Will
she was crossing the Ncva at st. I'D
t,rsbure.
The large sawmil Of the Come ctic,1
River Lumber company at Nj. Toni
Mass, was destroyed Ivy fire. the lod
being cstlmatod at 100000. The nil
employed $50 hands. and had bee|
running dey ana night.
volcano Puyehne. In chile, continual
In full eruption. Many cattle have bee|
killed and numerous farms have bee
destroyed by ashes.
The swedish cruiser Fylgia. con
handed by FRINGE Wilhelm. VIII VS.
me jamestown Exposition Tor wee
and then Will 90 to Boston and othd
American ports.
Tuesday. Acril %.
11,roco Jonrnv ., ,1evo+or cord,,
tor mazda ro,.oa.od trina with bis nc
of,o- tho dis.o,.e-,. of ar, Il, q eiv-s+orl
,r,1dire NJ ch,co,o o.,.7 +.o,. From, I'd
rnnor stories cf Tho bntIdino, AZ GIRL
Nnnlev ror,c,rer NJ ,is ro,t until ovel
con,o nv suoI,e
Dnriro No strike .. C;oldhe'1 TeJ
hrraro.1e % r,,ne.e rar+ fo~ or.sid
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nipcrs
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committee, recommending mechanical
filtration, was accepted and adopted
HEALTH BOARD RECOMMENDA-
TIONS
A communication was received from
the board OF health making recommended
lions as To salnr and other matters,
The recommendations were adopted, The
communication was as follows:
To the Honorable of Board of Aldermen:
Cientlemen:--I have the honor to sub
NIT for your approval the follow re-
cOmmendaton of the local board OF
health.
Salary of health officer for one
year OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. $50, 90
Salary of city physician not includ-
ing medicine for one yelr.,....... $50 90
Salary of milk and food inspector
FOR one year Observation-Disclosures, 300, 10
Salary of care taker OF dump for
one year '''''''.''.'''.'... ,.''.'..'. ioS'o'
Salary OF plumbing inspector has
not as yet been settled.
The commissioner on health also recon-
mended that the drugs and medicines for
the city poor be purchased on prescription
given by the health officer or city phys-
clan, These prescriptions are not to be
sent TO one druggist only. There is to be
| no Discrimination, but all are to have a
| fair share Of the order. Prescriptions must
| be In the form of an order with carbon
copy. Such blanks to be furnished by the
health board, These carbon copies are 10
be returned to the health committee or
| overseer OF the poor on or before the fifth
9TH of the following month for com
parson with all bills. Said bills must al
ways bear the number OF the order ava
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Sunday, April 81.


The Boston team drivers now on
strike were given the assurance Of de-
Tense fund through an assessment of 81
q week of the 400 members Of the I'M
ion.
Prayers were offered in all the
churches throughout Cuba for rain.
which has not fallen for six months.
The country is parched.
Edgar L. SomerS freight traffic man
ager of the New York, New Haven and
Hartford railroad, died at his home al
New Haven of neuralgia of the heart
Future religious leaders," said Pro
lessor Schmidt, the noted Semetic stu.
dent, before an audience of Cornell stu
dents, wilt subtract from and add 10
the Eible as Luther and Calvin did, Its
religious influence viii soon vanish"
The body of Peter j. Kennedy, a
theatrical manager, was found in the
water off Brooklyn. lie had commit
ted suicide.
The whaling bark Greyhound was
brought into New Bedford from four
years cruise with her crew in almost
starslng condition.
An appeal to the supreme court Is to
be taken in behalf of chief Woman
Ruen2.e L. S. ~. whose suit for dam'
ages because of his expulsion from a
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RESOLUTION LOST ON TIE.

The aye and nay vote was again called
for and taken on the passage of the re-
solution. The mea sure was lost on tie.
Those voting aye were Aldermen Pease,
Pine Russell Clarke, Barber and Bonn
bard. Those voting nay We're Aldermen
Kidder, Courtney, Dion, Mitchell, Muir
ply and Stone.
on motion of Alderman Murphy the
report Of the majority of the special
committee, recommending mechanical
tiltration, was accepted and adopted
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By HENRY GAGE

and sugar is the direct of alcohol the water
is drawn off, and the green starch is spread out
and permitted to dry.
The starch is again mixed with water when it is
stirred constantly to prevent it from falling to the
bottom While it is being thus agitated, boiling
water is poured in, which, combining with the
starch, forms paste; but more hot water is
added the substance becomes perfectly clear When
this point is reached small amount of malt
(sprouted barley ground to meaD is thrown in and
thoroughly stirred. The vessel is covered tightly to
in terminating grain, which acts a ferment) to
work upon the starch and change it into sugar The
result of this action syrup and this together with
water is placed in vat, where the process of
fermentation is continued for day or two or until
it is completed otherwise all of the alcohol cannot
be got of it. The next and final operation is to
distil the resultant liquor, or as those who are
engaged in its manufacture call it, the wash.
The Farmer Distiller
THIS is done by placing the wash in an inclosed
i copper boiler which has a stem projecting from
its top and which strongly resembles inverted
tobacco pipe. To the end of the stem coil of copper
pipe or worm is attached, and the latter placed in
barrel other vessel provided with inlet at the
top and outlet at the bottom. The lower and free
end of the worm projects through the barrel to the
outside. This is practically all the apparatus of
primitive plant, and be constructed by any
tinsrnth at a very small cost.
Now, when heat is applied to the boiler, or still,
it is called the alcohol spirit begins to I'LL the
upper space in the form of vapor and this, with the
steam that is also generated, is forced down. and
passing through the worm it is lquefed, for the
cooled pipe is kept cold by the changing water
flowing through the barrel. After the alcohol is
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Where Potatoes Come In

ID UT what has this to do with potatoes? the reader
known that alcohol for drinking and medicinal
purposes is produced from fruit and grain but pos
sbly it may not be well known that alcohol used
made by distiliing wood potatoes and the crude
molasses that is left in the making of beet
sugar. OF these materials the common potato
is the most profitable source of industrial alcohol,
and everyone who has patch of ground can grow
the tubers the output should be inpos-
sble. Further, the entire process of transforming
the tubers into liquid fuel is SO simple that it may be
by the moonshiner in his mountain fastness where
he makes the Colonel's favorite beverage and with
out any of the excitement.
To produce potato spirit as it is termed, it is
only necessary to beat the spuds into pulp, put
the mass into fine sieve and let stream Of water
through it. This washes out all of the starch,
which is conveyed vessel where it settles to the
bottom. Since starch be converted into sugar,
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took the ears of the Lord Lieutenant himself in
Derry. But it was small joke to him He fumed
and he foamed when he heard that the miserable
be- bv any man in the possession of his senses,
mistaken for hin-Hynes with his to1nfoolery and
phiz that would rats, for him with his lovely
looks, handsome proportions and grand air He
gave every man in his company purity picklesome
hour after he got wind of the outrageous happening
I'm sore sorry" says he, that have the order
made out appointing this Montgomery fellow presi-
dent of the agricultural board But III CO." says
he-'I1l call on him myself and III let him see for
himself says he, putting himself out like frog,
that none but fool could mistake me when they'd
see me- or mistake any other man for when they
wouldn't see I'll let the fellow see what Lord
Lieutenant is like!"
An, sure enough, Uplanns kept his word; an
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want to hold the sorry soul in your carcass awhile
longer, don't dare turn your face to look where
you're goin'.''
And behold We, gapin and gaspn, an shakin'
corpse down the avenue joggin' an trottin' his
vice versa, went His Excelency Lord Uplanns the
Viceroy of Ireland He stumbled and tumbled more
times than ten. But devil matter what happened
to him. or was going to happen, he kept his face
reverently to the man who was sighting him along
the barrel of gun. And it was sayed by them seen
him that for tarror struck man he made purity
back trottin' as they'd ever seen outside circus
an that after he had tripped on the toe stone an
joyfully fallen full length through the gate he was
on his feet quicker an off along the road for the
village of earn with less leisure than is customary
with Viceroys of Ireland.
When it came to Montgomery's that twas