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Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
Madt einsn intsreaanten GnnD.
@eaeiler. q. ID. t6. Sept.

80 ZF @NfAs
&d5reno Ser 6armer So5n @feri6
IN Sen 93ieSerungea INT meitlihen
Sseile ooH Steubcn Gountn NIT
4siIiiaen beihdft1t mar bradta sr
Sbeile eines SteIetts eines 3icien-
there's on's E1ae9iid1t yin StoB.
3atn NAB ndt 6ub Hn0 Der Gbeil
eiaes anSern uiey Sils. 8ippelL oier
nr0 fi;nT sub lang nno ION Ser
Stdrte aacs 9anEesarmcs mnroca
ans9caratcl 91ehrcc 366ae oes
Sbieres lDuroen Gciunoen. inter 0ie-
1871 elncr Ser 9l4 &iua0 moa. aue
staoGNn uarcn }iemli6 Ont erbolten.
@trb 50t als ioolo3iihe DEPART.
meHt IN darlington ucu ictNemIua0
tei-ohuh fiat.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
6ut a6erfnnOeneS qbcntcncr.
9ten Yort. is. Sepi

9roe0en er bel ieinem S6Iutyie
bon Sen &aliiooen in @eeboufen, u.
), 200 6liB in Die Siefe itar3te. erlttt
Sobn ShmiSt aus 9rooflDn. q. D..
0oh MIR u~GbeOeutenOe Guetihunaen.
Gr moIte TreuaOe aufiuhen. Sic ar
ober n.dt fond; 10 oeriudte or 0enR.
Sic @aliiaoen hinab3uiteigen Gabet
Berlor ar ieiten SUB nno rpate biaab.
Die Aerjte i'm Ct 9larp's Soipitale
in @eehomfen erflarfen. OoB ieine
9erlesunaeu u~naeiabrIid ieien.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
tsrrcid.lIusa
3mei GrObc6cn anacmcIOet.
Qnibndh. 16. Senf.

Soi6ad, IS. Sept.
Ger Seismograpb I'M bieiiaen BE
aierungsobler0atoriIm regiitrirte &C.
tern sDei grObeben. Die etDa 8, $50
reip. 1880 Wfeileu bon Saiba6 ltatt-
ianoen. 9as erite 8ebcn begann ufn
6.53 ll6r glbenos unO oauerte fh
StunOe, oas 5meite begann I'M $50
llbr abeHOs un0 Snuerte q StuaOe.
0as eritere mar OaS beitigere.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
6inbrc6cr mafn Orn aaidbrlihen
Scindl.
80 ~. Isl -

%t~ S-tAs 10 @er4tIttet-
4ls &ooIi Slih. Der tx 3aen Ctr.
erle &irthiGaft betreitt on d.
atnOs tta1tubii8t Uurae Dab Gil-
BREEDER ie,rcm Wg'tliN etracn @eium
tattst ha1eI mar er nidlf i'm
sert18itea eritotuti Tu @ccsriheiI.
ertlaEte Ser @olad SAB CT uer.
munoert 9cusian ieta mdr0e. Ucna
m elelcn Sabre tein Giatrlh Isl isi
HerH @eN4at ocrubt woroea iai. Sn
son iestel Elf Sasren- h1rc or ufdf
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
3Wei 9nabeH ~iberfabren mo &c!
t1Otet.
2eb0nnn. Rn. rs ii

~tUWHUWf ~ 10 NtpIs
Ter ~t6-i1brige Sarrp 5aof unt
Ser 15-idbrige @eorge 9eder, oil
beioe AMI elmer 6arm beihditiet ma,
ren. muroen leste Gaht bon cineHt
3uge Der philadelphia & 3eaoing.
@iienbabu iiberfabreH un0 geto0tei,
Sic moliten einen lan9iam Oabinfab.
renOen 5rahtsug beiteigen, ais Elm
Shneq3ug 0abergebrauit fam, oef1
tie niht i6nen genug aus Dem 3elIs
ainqen
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
Gnalan0,


9olooH is. sept
gnt s. Cftceer prSen III eul.
hno Sotaee 10000 u1o 5000
IaGaacg Der Neiie!ibmieAepea
At1it 9oa 9eu ar5ei,se5erR llS5e.
ipart
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
6rieOeueaus66tcn


&ag'N il.a @cgt
4Cie#iraHaji3,e @8icrana ut ie6r
tcntgt5iIi Altya Ste q, isuutl ta SCR
Sl5t 81. Guegg, uuN Is wtraes
GROSS 81, alralcs lt.eSt 0dF sac
re5ttten>e 2inueutalmE Gltiesi
mat Zen Selt3atea. fn,tale aat itbtcg
@anit1d gni seu 0craral Esgtos
llaier3aU0u 8ca gitestcu# tu. %ega.
t'ltn3.lm9 ae E,1tae Neaalsa leu
alaefaien werSea 1,tt idla3tn
cua
1 III @9ua'ar5 SCI 0r5t5,r
AeS &latsaoe ir=01 Il ur0 Ser
6lhycr ser rtuoiggca ae5a atsgua.
> Sin lleberuHt2a.15 H AsF fslne
tcmofilteicn N'alte5t3tre ma 0eg
taot iNeraaib eH1e 0ntvce@ ooa
6 0iIouieier inl SurdHU0u uaaera
Mirict.
g. 0U gerubhnH1 Scr 3,tlunl
eiyer Observation-Disclosures Asrtu IS
y FaseT oaga 8cgasuSUa su, ma.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
anafauS.

SI. NeIers bNra. 1S. -

Ct. PETERSBURG. IS. sept
Gs lit cine Qommiiilon init ben
aontre, Montreal non @iien an 0el
Spite ernanut lDorAe.L ua0 Sic lin.
itdn0e inter oenen 0ie Stranouma
Der aaiieriant .Staaoart" am IL.
September erfolgte. 81 unteriu3en
Die CiiiJiere Der Saft ioacu gro3ci.
iirt wer6en Gas Shiff rannte ian
@olf bon 3iHlnn0 GHi eiu gliff nab.
reno iif Der aaiier un0 feline 3a.
mile an @or0 beiaaOeu
Gruents Su6eufranale.
C6eiia. rs. sept.
9roe Ser ueuIid bonn neuea IRA.
fefteu 0ieier 5ta0t. General 10.
piisfD erlniieneE PROCLAMATION mur,
ben belte ole GrmpaQe %erueuert Nm.
LAB oa3u aab oas @egrd6uiB eiles
8oli3ebedmteu. Die y5hmnr8cn
SmOert~ 3ogen ben gan3eu Iaq in
Ben StraBen mber un0 ieterten
ibre Re0oIper as. 5ie 0rangeH in Sic
6auier Der S}u0en un0 p~liin0erten
uno miBban0elten Sic g9uo6ner.
3pei Suoen Dureen seto0tet mo
piele Derlebt.
Bon an0ereu Bitter t~reiicn WIel.
0unaen iber d6nlihe G%reilniiie Gin
Sine ssfdbrlids &srioH %UeyGaftct.
Ct petersburg, IL. sept.
Sic &oliJei berbaitcte 6eltte elm
iunge5 Md0den. 5efannt unter Dem
9auien .@aHoo". Die Der Ibeilnab.
an elmer 9eridGuoruHa bei6ul.
oigt III, nm oas 0alptquartier Der
@ebeimpoli3ei in Sic 2uft I'll jpren.
gen Sic @oli3ei bcbauptet, 0aB
Ban0a pIonte 10 5u iaaeu cine man.
Blonde por5uitcUen. 0as
0auptquartier mitten am Iaae in
Ser Uniform eiHe5 @enOaruerieoffi.
81 betreteu uno ild mit iammi
oem @ebauOe mo allen SniaiieR in
sic 9uit 5u iprengcn.
SO muroe audi Elm iii0iifer
Shnei0er. bel melhem man cine
balbfertige @eu0armerie 3tuiiorm
fduo, in &erbin0ung mi. oieier aa
.geIe3ea5eit in SAT- genommen. BE
gen Scr Uelen Anihldae aegen oo5
Observation-Disclosures mirO 0oiiclbe
iett nah elmer einiamen Statte Der.
meroen,
@s 6eiBt. OaB o@onOo" Sic a6.
iiA; botte. ibre Uniform nit ShieB
baummoue 3u iittprn, nm Olnn tm
geeiaReteu 4lgeublide cine ggpIoIiou
berbei5uiiibrr1
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
@rne aaae Ser @eri.Reri araniaeil.

Sincoln 9teb.. II. Sent.
Seute 8ormittag belladridtigte
Ger Gr. S. 2. SoHes in MurOod,
3eb, bic itaatIide OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
De, DAB inter ben iasaniiaen arbei-
tern In 4loo, gfeb., 5tpan5ig aranf.
beitsiaue BON geri-9eri aufqetreten
leien. Die 9eboroe ianote iofort 8er-
treter, nm iDeifere llnteriudnngen
aH5iiiteIem Or. Sones ertIdrte. 0aB
Die aranfbeit 4ebnlihfeit babe nit
Snbnutrg un0 anidleiReno anitedeno
lei.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
ass9pten.
Sine rtidle Grnte.

HaIro, IL. September.
Die 9aummoueHerHf Iegpptens,
Delbe iiber 100000 oGantars" er.
giebt (ein o@antar~ 1T etDas iber 80
8funo) 3eigt cine 3nhabme ii6er 0ie
.g~nten Ser oorbergebenOen 10 Sabre.
unD ibr @ertb miro aui $50 Wdnio-
men Collars qei6abt.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
aenRaIanS.

@erIiN Is Scpt.

@erIm Is Scpt.
Nv Uoica @ialam &rt5ht aas
C0utoN Cato. laio ieia EhGlbaher.
Scr sEs &ert1ai 0eS Suu q p.aase
A,g 0sbr @rl2t at Eeui Iano
reru.1e.te cir. ron Ser G3cfs str
Su sr AbiaeidlnB ser Aruuee
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22

9aOeIn Sic eiienba6nnrieaidaft.
C0eiia. IS. SEPT


Toronto. Ont. Is sept.
Ole gorornerS ye ibworeaen. mel.
dc cine llnteriuhung oeS fiirilihen
giienbobmnaliitS aui Der Canadian
@acHc.giienbabn no5e Gale0ou Del
melhent iieben 9erionen aet5otgt
uao piele anOere oerleet mnr0en. an.
itelltaL reitteu 6citc ibren 9eyiHi
en- uao empiabIen Sic 9crbaituua
0eS Observation-Disclosures 0oOge uuo ocs
8onouttenrS Grimes. Gie Canadian
Observation-Disclosures murMi
get0Oelt meaen 9uiicHuul Wncriahre.
ncr Seute alii etfem Eaiiolierpae.
Tie SiHOus nidjt hnlisbeoariiia.
Cttapa Cnt, rs. 5epi.
Ger @tiuiter 0eS Suueru. 6ragl
CIiper. bat non u z. Mrutro. Sem
@eiumOheitsbe1mten In &@0ucou0cr.
cine 0epeihe erbalten. laut u2Ihci
lldl u1ter Sen init Dem 1ampIet
s@toutClaIee nngetommeucn 900
Ntuou& % agte uu0 troufe Ntlaley
bclWoeH, Sic 3iniIdati0uot }per0eu
iollcu. GS beijn0eH itb feline Njjli
be0iiritilt inter l5Neu Gle lar}e
geltilidaii bejet etIpa $4,000 Sit
WoAueu 0llaeRblitlid IN 3citc8 "a.
BEN ober one Aeiltt au9Jelpgoberl
lh &auier 3t erbmieN.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
Die inttruationalc @aaonwettfahri.
0rIiieI. II sepf

"HfENR 49, @~rAs
Bon sem 8aaons. sic ais 1heir.
He1ner an Dem internationalen
@ettiiiegeu ant 10. September hier
auiitic9eR iin0 iie6u NOD nidlt qe.
lau0et uH0 man llaubt. 0aB lire
6ilbreg Oerilden met0en. 0en g,oli
non @ascoBne 8u iyberflicam mo
IN Spanicn 3u Iauoen. Ser 9fupei.
ser 0e &eauclair ser am SuBe Ser
Kpreuaen ldn0ete mo go 0i.ome.
ter 3urij,tGtE lit i0meit 0er Sieler.
AiS 3peiter tommt ser GnQldn9e@
Slmtia9toH mtt $50 @ilometer Der
Staliener lljucaj NIT $40 6ilometern
tommt an orttter STEELE.
Inter Sen &uid6iiiern. non Sc.
men nod teiBc 9t1hriht porlieat. be.
iiu0en ltt en- 2ellier EN- guaiau.
Ser. 0rci Cat'he mo fmei Strange.
len.
@raiieJ II. Gent.
Ger Sitacr i'm iBieraatioaalea
&aaQWlieaat Nas am 10 September
hier beNonn. ut 0N Geuthe grb2lob.
Scr nit lglaem Dalton a&ommcra"
bet &OlonRe Nyantytih 1000 6llo.
meter pom 9rUi'el laH0ctc. Scr
idmeI3erlldc &alloH aGoonac" uuo
0cr en8liidp &0liou .}gp5ur ioer-
Oen iid wabtibealih oeu 3iueiten
EreiS itreitil m1d'en.
Vile &allot9 't1N nan Qelaneef.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
@anSlnua

Ginit lchtea nc ivo5 uns iauisIib.
SlDei Seaien uES ca eSa1fe
Sent a5er me 3Gte- 5rr VA.
Sne 8ealer uO EN- @anfe
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
StuGsu.


AuNiNit Hialt.
Gom is. SEPT.
Ger 9atifau 0cmentirte beute Sen
0eridt, oaB Der QarOinal Ganutelli
ais Ableaat na6 Oeu Ser. 5taaten
geben werOe, am Dem bert in Qitis.
burg itattfiH0eu0en Gudarjiten.Qon,
areB bel3umobnen. ODER il6erbaupt
mad amerifa gebeu weroe.
Shlimme 8amernframale.
GdnoIia, is. Sept.
Ole @auerufraruaae in 0ieier &c.
acuO weroen INNER id)limmer nn0
Is 6erriht cine u05re Shtedensherr-
lhdit. Gle itreifea0en 2%an0arbeiter
iteaten 9eltte nit @eDe6ren bepaii.
neic 9Sahcu an 0en Staotthoren auf.
Die SaHobeii6er bin0erten oui
lore 6el0er 81 gehen. Sin Gamble.
iiber. Der a%u8egrifieH murOe. eri6oB
beute einen Streiter. Soiort bil0ete
iih EN- @oltsbaufe, Ser SEN g1dnn
ST to0teu neriudte. SdlieBlid mur
Den lruppen %auileboten. nobel es
3u eiuem 3uiammgmtobe fam. Ieh-
rere @erionea mur0cn DermmOet,
ser erpabnte 9~anObefser
tootli6.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
@aitfrei.
Berlin II. September.

NtttIH, IL OtpItIHUtt-
Der aonis bon Siam 6ea6iihtiat
an ieiuem @eburtstage, ndhiten
Samltag, gan3 Somburg 81 beDir-
then. Gin prdhtiges AbenoeneH Miro
fiir 600 8erionen ierbirt perOen. uno
8etrGnte ioaen ie0em in Ser StnOt
anroeieu0en nah @uHih oerabreiht
Derogu. Sir Die 4rmen Ser Sta0t
miro Der aouia $1,000 ips7oeu.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22

tDnroen lie aufs 5reuseiidite en-.
pfaHae.
6rBr. BON Sternbnrs bIcibt.
Berlin 16.. Sept.
Sas auspartiee amt, Ioti5 neb
nlen0 BON ben erneuten @eriihten.
Dob Der oeutihe gotidafter in 8aib
lngton, Gieiberr Sped D. Sternbura.
N tur5er 3eit aus Dem Gienlt idei.
Den meroe lieB bente Die 4aqabe per.
olfentlifen SAB Ser aaiier @iibelm
uno Der 8eihsfan3lsr BON 9uiom
Dem 9otidafter oas polite 8ertraiis
eE identeH mo niinjhen, 0aB er 10
lange aui ieinem 8oiteH in @aibmg-
ton berbleibe. mic es ibni gefnae. 6s
lei fem @efiel Tin ben goti1nfter.
polten poraeie6en.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
NreIhia Mleniden erirnnEen.

~ SER sSoiafobI @raben rahc So
tari ertroalea beltie orciBld &erio-
litH un0 HRaHt0ert Nal7eg bral'uien
Nicer 6u Seucr bgod "a Gen &cr1.
ner.en a1la uno w0hreuN &eriHd}e
9cHHtdt pir0cu. Oigic st retteu hra6
0's &oNcrpg1 ciucr Ehcii 0es Tor
tcS Gberftataen0. llraer 0cu llHtae.
scuHcee3 btaa0en fid piele NraueR
unS Ntn0er.
Der Sonntagsbote. (Milwaukee, Wis.) 1906-1912, 1907-09-22
gcIaicn.


&riiiiel, is. 5epi.
SIS beiBt. OoB 81. beuo3oloniibe Rc
gierrma Der belaiiheu 2elotion inGa.
racas Die erite Rate Der 100000.
ole &%ene3uelo belsii6en @laubiaeru
ihnl0ct be}ablt hot.
, 1907-08-22

norance or for m~ercenary reasons are
opposing the sale of all household
remedies, tChy is it not equally neces-
sGry for patients to know the compo-
sition of the remedy prescribed BY q
physfcian? Does any sane person be-
lieve that the opium in a physicians
prescription is less potent or less IKE
~ to create a drug habit han h OPT
UNI in a proprietary medicine? As q
matter of fact. more optunt-dddicts
and cocdin-fendS hare been made
through the criminal curelesSneSS OF
ignorant physicians than by any other
means.
Unquestionably. there are a Number
of proprietary remedies on the market
the sales of which should be prohibit
ed and no doubt they will be when
the requirements of the Food ana
Drugs Act are rigidly enforced; many
are frauds, pure and simple. and some
are decidedly harmful. OF the aver
age proprietary remedy, however, II
NAV truthfully be said that 1t is dis
tinctly better than the average physi-
clans prescription; for not only is its
composition less secret, but 1t Is pre-
pared for the proprietor by reputable
manufacturing pharmacists In magnih-
Gently equipped laboratories and I'M
der the supervision and advice of BILE
chemists, competent physicians and
skillful pharmacists. 1t should not be
considered strange, therefore, that SO
many physicians prefer to prescribe
tlCse ready-prepared proprietary rem
edies rather than trust those of their
own devising.
, 1907-08-22
AFFLICTED ONLY AT TIMES.
Good Reason for Capt. sascomb's In
termittent Hearing.

When Capt. Bascomb had left his
old friend, Capt. Somers, and the new
school teacher sitting on the south
porch, and had disappeared down the
road, the young woman spoke of him
with some curiosity.
Il understand from Mrs. Bascomb
that her husband was very deaf, al
most stone-deaf,' she told me, I'm
sure" said the school teacher. But
he seemed to hear all we said with
perfect ease"
Capt. somers leaned toward her
and spoke in a low, cautious tone, al
though there was no eavesdropper to
hear him.
Don't let Mis- Bascomb know it"
he said, hurriedly. He does seem
to hear pretty well when she amt
round, but none of us folks ever let
on to her. She's a good woman as
ever lived, but a most tremendous
bosser and an everlastin' talker. An
we all think hat Gersh Bascomb be-
gun to realize ten years ago that If
he didn't want to be harried right Off
the face O. the earth, the thing for
him to do was to grow def, gradual,
but steady-an' he's done it, to all
lntents an purposes, ma'am!"-
Youths Companion.
, 1907-08-22
In Praise of the Pie.

Laura Simmons tells in an article
why good New Englanders should
stick to pie, and calls attention to the
fact that Emerson ate it three times
a day, and says that pie is the ladder
by which New England has climbed
to its place of proud %emincnce. She
questions whether any sensible per.
son was ever known to forage at the
midnight hour for p~redigested cereals
or the i]nnocuous prunc. She does not
believe that many New England anccs.
tors died of a%popleXy, due to pie, but
counsels all to go on p~ie.eatlng. despite
the fact that the fiat has gone forth
that il is vulgar to eat pie.
, 1907-08-22
FULLY UP WITH THE TIMES.
Oklahoma City Surprised Narrow
Minded New Yorker.

Oklahoma amazes an easterner. h
wide, asphalted streets, the plate glass
fronts of department stores, the clean
sidewalks, the well-dressed, unhurried
shoppers, the finish, the metropolitan
air you find in oklahoma City, for ex-
ample, seem marvels to find in a ter
ritory only II years old. But do not
say so.
A New Yorker who went there on
business complained that fate was
thrusting him into a wilderness, and
his Oklahoma associates could not re-
assure him. But coming down to
breakfast the first morning, at his
hotel in Oklahoma City, he stared
around in wonder as he entered the
dining-room.
This" he exclaimed, this is Okla
homa.! Why, do you know" conf
dentially, 81 ever found a porcelain
bathtub in my room"
Well said an Oklahoman, drily,
don't you have those in New York;"
, 1907-08-22
BABY TORTURED BY ITCHING.
Rash Covered Face and Feet-Would
Cry Until Tired out-Speedy
Cure by Cuticura.

my baby was about nine months
old when she had rash on her face and
feet. Her feet seemed to irritate her
most, especially nights. They would
cause her to be broken in her rest, and
sometimes she would cry until she was
tired out. l had heard of so many
cures by the Cuticura Remedies that
| thought l would give them a trial.
The improvement was noticeable in a
few hours, and before l had used one
box of the Cuticura Ointment her feet
were well and have never troubled her
since. l also used it to remove what
is known as cradle cap from her
head, and it worked like a charm, as it
cleansed and healed the scalp at the
same time. Mrs. Hattie Currier,
~Thomaston. Me-. June 8, 1906"
, 1907-08-22
A THE USE?
To Pour in Coffee When It Acts as a
Vicious Enemy.

Fasters have zone without food for
many days at n time but no one can go
without sleep, For a long time | have
no been sleeping well, often lying
awake for two or three hours during
the night but o ! sleep sound every
night and wake up refreshed and Wig.
orous," says a Calf. I'M
DO you know why? It's because
used to drink coffee but | finally cut it
out and began using Postum. Twice
since then | have crank coffee and
both times | passed a ~sleepless night.
n so | am doubly convinced coffee
moved II.
My brother was in the habit of
drinking coffee three times n day. He
was troubled with soul stomach and |
would often notice him getting soda
from the can to relieve the distress in
his stomach; lately hardly a day
passed without a dose of soda for re.
lief.
FINALLY he tried n cup of Postum
and liked it so well he gave up coffee
and since then has been drinking
POSTUM IN lts place and says he has
no once been troubled with SOU stom.
ach."
Even after this lady's experience
with coffee her brother did not suspect
for a time that coffee was causing his
sour stomach, but easily proved it.
Coffee is not suspected in thousands
of cases just like this but it's easily
proved. A ten days trial works won.
ders. There's n Reason
Read the famous little book, "The
Road to MELVILLE" in pkgs.
, 1907-08-22
THE LOAD OF THE LAZY.
This Mar Worked Hard in His Own
Particular Way.

One of the neighborhood loafers sat
comfortably smoking his foul pipe, ac,
cording TO his daily custom. in the pre-.
scription room of n drug store. He
was s"oliloquiZing aloud to the clerk.
Here is u sample of his sound, con.
tented philosophy: I'm tell you what,
a man is mighty miserable if he amt
got nothin' to do, when he amt work.
in at somethin'. l know tive tried
both ways an | find that there amt
nothin' that makes a man more miser.
able than doin' nothin'. But. you
know, there's two kinds of work: one
of them is where a Teller goes to work
at six in the mornin' an works with
his hands till six at night. The other
is where a Teller sits around an thinks.
/ amt never happy unless I'm work,
in, but | don't believe in that first
kind of work. | believe in thinkin' all
day long, an that's harder than the
other kind, | a tell you-you just
try it If you don't believe me. n man
is mighty miserable when he amt
workin'."
, 1907-08-22
ALL RELIGIONS IN LONDON.
Faithist Community Latest Addition
to Its Queer Sects.

The Faithist community which has
established a modest footing in Bal
ham, and whose comprehensive gospel
ranges from the creation of man to
the glory and labors of the gods and
~goddesses of the Etherian heavens" Is
the latest addition TO the long list OF
London's religious sects, which are
now almost as many as the days of
the year. In London the Chinaman
burns his incense stick in more than
one j~oss-house in the east end, the Ma
hOmetan has his mosque, the Malayan
his temple. near St. Georges street
east; the Parsees worship the sun in
bloomsbury, h Mormons have a mis-
sion in Islington. and in many parts
of the metropolis the Buddhists and
Ancestor Worshipers perform their
strange rites. OF Christian sects in
London there are at least 300. includ-
ing the Cokelers, the disciples of Will
liam Sirgood, the Walworth shoe
maker; the Peculiar People. who pre-
fer prayer to physicians; the Sande-
manians. the followers of Joanna
Southcott. the prophetic serving
maid; the Shakers and the Seventh
Day Baptists.
, 1907-08-22

Sheer white goods, in fact, any nne
wash goods when new, owe much of
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau.
ty. Home laundering would be equal.
ly satisfactory if proper attention was
given to starching, the first essential
being good Starch, which has sufficient
strength to s%tiffen, without thickening
the goods. Try Defiance Starch and
you will be pleasantly surprised at the
improved appearance of your work.
, 1907-08-22

The scrap between the married cou.
pie had died down to a few l~istless
mutterings, and the canary bird in the
cage was beginning to think about
singing again, when she remarked, as
a sort of afterthought:
AT any rate, everybody in my fam
lily thinks l am very intelligent"
Yes, by the side of them you are
he replied with a bitter snort.
After this the scrap was renewed
jubilantly.
, 1907-08-22
WOMEN IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.
In Many Ways They Had Easier Lives
Than Their Descendants.

The women of the sixteenth century
and earlier times had easier lives than
those of our generation. To be sure,
there are a hundred labor saving de-
vices to-day which were unknown to
them. But in at least two important
respects they had the advantage over
their descendants. They waged no
conflict against dirt such as we carry
on from morning till night. The EliZ-
abethan had no prejudice against gar.
bage in his front yard, vermin in his
bedroom, d%ecaying rushes on the ioor
of his banquet hall, or soiled lace in
his sleeves. The strength of arm and
spirit which now oes to keeping clean
was left to the medieval lady for other
tasks. Moreover, although her cloth.
ing was gorgeous-rich with embroid-
cry and lace, and heavy with jewels
1t was not subject to rapid changes of
fashion. The cut of a sleeve or the
hang of a skirt was settled for five
years rather thar five months. Life
was h free from the modern terror
of looking like a last years rag bag"
Youths Companion.
, 1907-08-22

The little fresh air boy was COM
fortably ~quartered in a farm house
near the salt water for his summers
outing. The first day he strolled down
the road to the marshes and he stared
in astonishment at the c~at-tails grow
ing there. Then turning around tt a
native of the place who was accom-
p%anying him he said: Gosh; | didn't
know that sausages grow on sticks"
, 1907-08-22

Five minutes after the tardy gong
had struck. the principal of the school
was walking through the lower hall
when he saw a pudgy little fellow
scampering toward the first grade
room as fast AZ his fat legs could
carry him. See here. young man, /
want to talk to you" called the prin-
cipal to the late IN 81 hain't got
time to talk to you; I'm late already"
replied the GREATNESS beginner as the
door of his classroom closed.-The
Circle.
, 1907-08-22
Cunninq Chap.

Yes" confessed the blushing girl
with the white parasol. 81 thought it
rather odd hat Jack should keep on
asking about our college yell. Finally,
to get rid of him, I told him it was
three yells in quick succession"
What them" asked her chum.
What then? Why, the goose kissed
me three times before l could re
monstrate and when ! gave a yell for
each kiss mamma thought 1 vas Civ
ing the class yell"
, 1907-08-22

l could not do housework, and for two
years did not get out Of the house.
The kidney secretions were irregular,
and doctors were not helping me.
Doan's Kidney Pills brought me quick
relief, and finally cured me. They
saved my life"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
, 1907-08-22
The Reason Why.

How did you come here?" said one
Mexican bull to an old acquaintance,
as they met in the arena.
How" replied the other, with a
glance around. 81 may say l was
roped in"
, 1907-08-22

from kidney trou-
bles. Ny back panied
me terribly. Every
turn or move caused
S h a r p, s h g
pains. My eyesight
was poor, dark spots
appeared before me,
and had dizzy
smells. For ten years
, 1907-08-22

Since We began the neglect and
abandonment of canals, France has
quadrupled her waterways. Accord
ing to figures furnished by CONNER
cial associations, the British isles
have 5000 miles of canal and it does
not all %antedate the railroad.
, 1907-08-22
Old Bell Still Tolls curfew.

In the belfry Of the old parish
church at Bury, England, the curfew
that tolled the knell of the parting day
800 a ago is still in place, and is
rung every night at sunset.