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Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18
The Doctor Away From Home
When Most Needed.

People are often very much disap-
pointed to find their family physician is
away from home when they most need
his services. Diseases like cramp
collie and cholera morbus require
prompt treatment. and have in many
instances proved fatal before medicine
could be procured or a physician sum-
moned. The right way is to keep at
hand bottle Of Chamberlain Collie,
Cholera and Darrhoea Remedy. No
physician can prescribe a better medi-
cine for these diseases. BY having it
in the house you escape much pain and
and all risk Buy it now; it
may save life. For sale by j. II.
Orme, the leading druggist in Wes-
tern Kentucky. Haynes q Taylor, the
druggists. of Marion.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18
THREE GRAND CHILDREN
Born In Single Night Not TrlpIsis Either,
But Each Child ut Separate Son.

II have served four years in the
Civil war, thirty seven years in differ
ent capacities at the Quartermaster' 5
Depot in Jacksonville, two years as
City Clerk, two years at the It.
Louis Quartermaster Depot, but !
never had such thing happen be-
fore as happened to me last night,
said Capt. Jane, f.. Ryan Three
grandchildren were brought to me by
the stork at three different homes,
my three sons, John 6 Ryan, Thos,
+. Ryan and William d. Ryan, be.
ing the fathers, | can get rid o. th,
idea that they knew when get my
annual vacation, ami they planned a
surprise party for me. 1t looks that
way, anyhow, be declared
Capt Ryan was feeling somewhat
excited after six hour, Of strenuous
life. He had gone to his home, on
Ohio avenue, between 10 aud II
O'Clock Wednesday night aud wa,
dropping into the first dole, when an
alarm was sounded on the door. Tie
went to investigate, and a messenger
told him there was trouble at the
home OF his son, John 6 Ryan. 4
hasty trip was made, and the .irou
bic was found to be nothing more
serious than healthy fine boy.
Grandpa equanImity had hardly
been restored, when he was called To
the home of Khomas F Ryan, where
the messenger said trouble was brew
ing 1t was only a girl. aud grand
pa had about reached the point where
the aid Of a physician va, needed for
him, when telephone message from
Louisville announced that a trouble.
some boy had just been handed In at
the house of William y. Ryan. And
that was the finish for grandpa that
night. Yesterday he ~. telling his
Friends how 1t felt TO lead such a
strenuou, life, and how he wa. dgur.
Ing to break even with hi. sous. He
has thirty day leave, aud will re-
turn to -. Louis July 81 Loui.
Vile Herald
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18
Bachelors.
(BY Tom MAsSoN.D

Bachelors can be found roaming
at large In all part, of the world.
They InhabIt apartments, clubs,
open fields, bodies Of water and mu-
sic halls. They are also seen behind
scenes. They hover at times near
front gates, and have been found in
back parlors with the aid Of a search.
light.
Bachelor, are nomadic be nature
aud variable in their tastes, never
going with one girl long enough to
be danerous. They flourish in large
cities and are generally used at din
ner parties to oil In with.
Every bachelor was once baby
being the single instance Of where
history does not repeat itself
Bachelors are divided into two
classes-selfsh aud unselfsh-the,e
who are unborn heing the upself,h.
Exchange.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18
Take The Postmaster's Word For il

Mr.. F. NJ. Hamilton. postmaster at
Cherryvale, Ind, keeps also a stock Of
general merchandise and patent medi-
cines. He says: Chamberlain Col
ic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is
standard here in its line. II never
fails to give satisfaction and we could
hardly afford to be without it" For
sale by j. II. Orme, the leading drug
gist in Western Kentucky. Haynes &
Taylor, the enterprising druggists, of
Marion.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18

operations. Since then there has
been a wonderful change. Modern
dental work is now practised all over
the world.
ODE Young passed through Marion
and drove on towards Tolu. In his
buggy was a dental engine and other
tools He passed Crittenden Springs
and some distance the other side
stopped at a house. \ large woman
appeared at the door. Mr. Young
said
DO you need any dental work
here today
The woman placed her right hand
behind her ear and said,
What did you say?"
"Do you need any dental work
done?' yelled Obay as be mopped
his brow with his handkerchief.
The woman placed her hands on
her hips and with arms akimbo re-
Piled,
Wall, no, | reckon not, there
was a man here last week that fixed
our clock
Love laughs at locksmiths and
romances are found in shingles.
Forty years ago a Mr.. Fortune wrote
g note on a single addressed to his
prospective father-ln.law. The lat
ter wrote his consent on the single
and sent it back but Mr.. Fortune
never received it. A few DAYS ago
the single was found and forwarded
to Fortune in the far West With it
went a letter from the girl In the
case and she intimated that she was
still lonesome 1t resulted IN a
wedding. Neither had ever mar
ried.
The well known drug firm Of
Haynes & Taylor received letter
not long since addressed to
CLANS Il Taller.
\ lady living close to Marion sat
in the midst of circle of friends.
The accomplishments of the daugh-
tiers Of various ones was under DIS
cussion. The discussion waxed
warm. One of those present re-
NAMED silent as long a. she could
but finally broke forth with
"My Sarah plays the grsphifoam
beautiful. She learnt it by corre-
spondence.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18
A Happy Family

}. j. Mann. Of Fordyce, Ark. writes
Use Carlstedt's German Liver Power
for ten years. cured my wife Of female
troubles. Haven't had "A doctor for
six years. formerly paid two or three
doctor bills year. Would not be With
out il. Worth its weight in gold
Guaranteed under the Pure Food and
Drugs Act. Price 25c Sold by all
druggists.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18

Piles get quick and certain relief
from DR.. Shops Magic Ointment.
Please note it is made alone for Piles,
and Its action is positive and certain.
Itching, painful, protruding or blind
piles disappear like magic by its use.
Large nickel. capped glass jars SO cents
Sold by Haynes Taylor.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18

Cure For Constipation And
Piles Discovered AT Last.

Carlstedt's German Liver Powder;
removes the cause and cures every
case. Never a failure reported Try
il. Guaranteed under the Pure Food
and Drugs Act. Prize 25c Sold by
all Druggists.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18
Politely Personal.

The boss was bending over a table,
looking at the directory. The new
office boy slipped up quietly and
poked note into his hand. The sur
prised boss opened it and read
"Honored Sir Yer pants is
ripped st. Louis Post Dispatch.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18

Now wouldn't 1t be funny said
Popley, playfully "if we're to be
come little boy again."
Maybe il wouldn't be so funny
for you, pa, replied his bright young
son, off you was to be littler'n me,
pa, | think Id square up few
things. FIX.
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18
BITS OF BY-PlAI

There is a somebody on the Louis
Vile Daily Times who contributes
something like a column to its pages
under a special caption. The sign
board at the head Of the column
reads "All Around the Town.
This signboard is decorated around
the edges with an eight point linotype
border which produces a sort of park
flower bed effect
We started to say this somebody
was a bright young man, but upon
reflection we decided it might be a
bright young lady. Be that as it
may, the column brightens up the
pages Of the Times In the issue Of
July 2nd there appears story OF
certain woman who bought mourn
ing from a well known Fourth Ave
nue. merchant. She explained that
her daughter was about TO die. y
week later she brought the mourning
goods back and informed the clerk
that her daughter did not die.
This reminds us of something that
occurred in Crittenden county sever
al years ago and We tell 1t here for
the truth. We will name the man
Jones-John Jones. He lived
few miles from Marion in the couD-
try. Mrs. John Jones became very
Ill and was expected to die. She
fingered for months and finally after
being 10 this condition about one
year she did die In week or so
after the funeral Mr.. Jones married
again and IN few days thereafter
he sat at meat in Marion. The good
woman of the house felt called upon
to direct the flow Of conversation and
having heard of Mr.: Jones recent
marriage she innocently asked,
"Mr. Jones, how long has your
first wife been dead?'
This was like bolt of lightning
out of clear sky and Mr.. Jones
halted and stammered,
About ahem--that is TO say
well sick and dead together about
a year.
Jim Woodall has actually gone to
work. Climbing into a barber chair
the other day Jim said,
'I'm broke and I'll be dad bodied
if that amt the truth. Besides
cant get any help. My children
have all gone. II there is anything
done on my farm I've got to do it.
Why do you know, have to plowt'
And Jim looked at the barber like
he expected denial of the state
ment.
eyes, by grabs, want to sell out
and if you see anyone who wants a
good farm cheap tell them to call on
me.
BY this time the barber had jim
covered so with lather that there was
no sound escaped. A little bubble |
on the surface indicated that jim
still lived and breathed, and the |
barber kept on shaving.
Modern dental work has gone from !
an Insignificant business to one of
gigantic proportions. Forty years
ago the tools needed by the dentist
were very few. Physicians all over
the country pulled teeth and that
was about the sum total of dental |
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18

Louisville, ny, is banking insu-
tuition that holds all kinds Of prop
erty, both personal and realty, IN
trust for private individuals and
corporations. 1t has under its con
troll great many houses to rent and
for consideration attends to the
renting, repairs, insurance, taxes,
etc.
Sue Garner. colored woman Of
Marion moved to Louisville and l.
living in one of the houses which j,
under the control of the Louisville
Trust Co.
Not long ago she was complaining
Of the excessive rent she paid
Rents in Louisville and Marion differ
very much because of the difference
in the price of property. Sue, how
ever. explained the difference by
saying that the property belonged to
a trust and the trusts made high
prices,and would yet rum the coun-
try.
\ few weeks ago when the Ohio
was level with the banks some Of our
farmers wore very long faces. Billy
Barnett was IN Marion almost tread
ing on his chin, and when asked
whether or not he would sell 1000
hogs this year replied
1T depends on the river.
Jim Canada says if anybody can
get closer to a corn row than he they
will have to pillow 1t up.
A few days ago man in New
York was looking for work. He
suspended about his neck by a cord
a placard about two feet square bear.
ing this legend
90 o o o o o o o o
Want Work
No CRATER.
No Apologies.
90 @ o o o 90 o 90
We reproduce this here for the
benefit of any one in this county
out of work. The plan is certainly
novel and it proved to be speedy
The New York man did not have to
look long for a job
There abode at one time IN Crit
tenden county a thrifty farmer. He
had long heard of the thrift of his
friend not far distant. Being Of a
studious nature he desired knowledge !
He feared that his friend knew Of |
some methods of saving unknown to
him so he sent word he would visit
him some evening for the purpose of |
getting few lessons in economy.
He arrived at early candle light
and was ushered in the room. The |
only light was a single candle burn
ing brightly. After the usual ex-
change of howdys and neIghborhood |
small talk the host arose aud blew |
,ut the candle. Mr.. Thrifty asked !
him why he did that aud was inform
ID it was merely lesson in economy. |
Presently the host heard a shutting |
IF feet and strangely familiar sounds.
He hastily lighted the candle and !
'ound Mr.. Thrifty calmly seated with |
his pants folded nicely across the
back of chair.
"What on earth2' exclaimed |
he host, "Do you want TO 20 to |
Ded2'
"Oh, no, replied Mr. Thrifty, |
this is merely an exchange Of |
economy lessons. While We SIT and |
ak | thought | would remove my
pants and thereby save wearing them
,ut that much. I
Crittenden record=press. [volume] (Marion, Ky.) 1907-1909, 1907-07-18

DeWitt's Little Early Risers. Small,
sure, safe pills. Sold by j. H. Orme.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
NOSE KEETER DOOMED.
DR.. Brumby Urges That War
of determination Be Waged.

Austin. aug. TN view OF the fact
there is an epidemic OF dengue faver
at Brownsville. State Health officer
Brumby has issued statement 10 the
people of Texas urging upon munich
palities and individual citizens to join
In determined war Of extradition
against mosquitoes. Or. Brumby de.
clares that the people must not lose
sight of the fact that yellow fever
sometimes follows in the footsteps OF
the dengue.
Relative 10 dispatch sent out from
New Orleans and printed in papers
that New Orleans had quarantined
against Brownsville. State Health Off.
Ger Brumby said that the story Is very
misleading lie declared that New Or.
leans is only following out the sug'
gestion Of the Texas health depart.
ment by keeping under surveillance
for six days persons coming from
Brownsville, where the dengue APT.
demic exists
The state department granted per'
init Ia the Mcmillan company of New
York 10 do business In Texas. Capital
is 100000 Texas headquarters will
he al Dallas.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
DENATURED ALCOHOL.

After Sept farmers can make
denatured alcohol free OF duty,
and already there is much specula'
ton as to the extent they Will
avail themselves of the privilege,
For a while at least there is not
apt TO be a great deal OF IT made
on farms. Farmers are celebrated
for their conservatism; every one
of them is inclined to get the adj
vantage OF some other mans ex-
pertinent. The growth OF the IN
dustry is apt to be slow for time.
But there is every reason to be-
lieve that eventually it will become
big and important. Prof. Robert
Kennedy Duncan, a chemist OF
note, has said that at 4oc gallon
denatured alcohol, when used with
a German incandescent burner, can
compete as an illuminant, with
kerosene at ISc a gallon, the light
efficiency of alcohol under that
condition being so much greater
than that of Kerosene. AT a cost
of SOC a gallon he thinks alcohol
will compete with oil for heating
also. in which event there would
be such demand as must make
the denatured alcohol industry one
of great magnitude As TO the
ability of the farmer 10 put 1t on
the marke. prohtably at 80 cents a
gallon. there can not be much
doubt, since the Swiss Government
which has a monopoly in the sell
ing of it, put it on the market at
% cents a gallon. The Govern
ment of Switzerland, il is true
forgoes all profit, but American
farmers can be content with the
profit which their superior advan-
tages and ingenuity give them
The likelihood is that within hve
wears denatured alcohol will be sell
ing in the United States at very
much less than IS cents a gallon,
Galveston News.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08

;taxable values of the county aggfe'
gate 20, 6o5.s75.5o. The Increase
over last year is sr,2579S7.oo. vi
this increase s6I2, I97 90 is in intan'
o;ble valuations and s6+5,79o.o 90
in property tax,
4 subdivision of the items shows
the following.
Acres land. B roll, 57,o95. value ST.
All, 5S4.
Unrendered city and county, sl9',''S'
Nonresiden, city and county, s2'o'Se9'
Railroad and telegraph, 81, 47s,2So'
Banks, Sl23,S0O.
Cattle. II 900 head, S7,253.
Horses and mules, 400 hsad, s24l,Slo'
I,,l. and iennets. ~ head. s2,s9S.
Sheep, /, SAB head, sl.67S.
Goats, go head, $50.
Hogs. 4.7Ol head, sS,6Sl'
Dogs, 10, S745.
Carriages, buggies, wagons, automobiles
etc. 1888, 1920.
Goods, wares and merchandise s2ss'V'o'
Machinery and Implements, $3.50
Engines and boilers. slo,s79'
Money in bank, S2s.ISA.
Credits, sS2,575.
Other money, 5000
Bonds, $500.
Miscellaneous, $40, 500
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
TRAIN HITS LADY.
Both Limbs Broken and Death
Results In Three Hours.

sherman. Aug. Mrs. J. 5. Angel.
sixty years Of age. received Injuries
"Wednesday morning at O'Clock at
Howe. twelve miles south OF Sherman,
from which she died three hours later
She had accompanied sister 10 ia''
depot and while waiting for the traa
stepped In front OF fast northbOund
freight Both limbs were broken and
she was hurt about the mead and body
She was the wife OF a wealthy farmer
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
nuNlAp & co. READY TO GIN.

$. II. Dunlap * Co. announce
that they have their new round
and square bale ginning plant
which is equipped with huller gins
ready to run, and that they are buy
mo seed cotton, cotton and cotton
seed. They will receive daily quo
,a,ions from the Reagan round
bale company, one of whose plants
they have installed. The quotation
received yesterday was I4'S cents
ou round bales, middling basis.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
THE MARKETS.

Kansas CITY Stock Yards Aug. ;, l'o''
Quarantine supplies last week were iso
n, load, smaller than the previous week
hm were nearly double the receipts OF the
cor.spondine week year ago, aggfeea'-
ios "a 600 cattle and 1900 calves. The
market advanced gradually all week clos
inc % 10 40 cents higher on steers than the
had close OF the previous week. while COWS
made a small ne, advance, and calves gam
ed 25 to 50 cents. supply OF quaran'ines
TODAY is $50 car loads, market steady 10
strong. Top today is $50, for the
Rocking X" cattle. as compared win
e 0s for these steers the last time they
were here ten DAYS ago. The Louis Den
oya steers brough, $500 late last week
and bulk of sale OF steers today ranges
from s3.s5 TO Sass. weights from $50 to
IiIO. Cows are selling at 800 to >S.3o
mainly. Gamers $500 TO $40, calves up
to ss.7S. Quarantine supplies VIII hke'y
I've Sfnallet iIoh Nv" N"'
shippers pushed their cattle on the market
in large numbers during July. Receipts
Of uuaran,ines a, this marke, all OF last
Angus, were 1000 car loads. Native cat
lie receipts are small today, and the mar
ket stronger. More than 500 cars OF iced
erS and siockerS wen, to the country las,
week, aud the price advanced - to -
cents. The number OF cattle suitable tor
the country remaining in the pens at the
end of las, week was 1900 head, as com
pared with 5000 head a, close OF previous
week. indicating the improvement IN the
demand.
The hog marke, has been most disap-
pointing tor several days, including today
Packers appear indifferent, and shippers
have been the main support OF the mar
ke,. Run is 5000 today, market weak to
& lower, packers top 500, although spec
ula,ors paid s62s early today, bulk OF sale,
81. 90 to s6.15. heaaf hogs s5.SS to so.O''
Hog receipts have been pretty liberal al
summer, and packers have good supplies
OF meats on hand, and do not seem 10 care
TO add to them a, presen, range OF prices.
J. A. Rickart,
l.. 5. Correspondent.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
lin Democrat

Happy is the man whose near
retains its youth, even under the
pressure of years; who, although
grave, can still be cheerful whose
hopes are as strong as ever though
the objects are changed; who ha:
lost nothing of the finer tastes ano
sentiments of his earlier years, can
still admire the beauties OF nature
in whose ear the voice OF youth
sounds pleasantly, and the laugh oil
hildren is as music, who can enter
into their pleasures and share in
their enjoyments with keener rel
ish, perhaps, because they recai
the memory of bygone days, and
can travel the down-hill road OF
life with more hope for the future
than regret for the past.-Caldwel
News-Chroniclt
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
RaIn. Wind and LIGHTNING.

Springfield. ill Aug a terrific
rains,orm accompanied hy high wind
and lighting occurred In This city and
adjacent country Tuesday Afternoon
The street lighting system was dis.
BLEED Large numbers Of trees We're
blown down. telegraph and telephone
service was Interrupted for some tim"
and inierurban care put ont al ser
vice
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
DR.. ]. F. Eaves'
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
AND GENERAL PRACTITIONER.
Ofiee upstairs in the smith Building.
Office and Residence Phone No. lSS.
oises, Ohio Man Dies.

Tifnn. o. Aug 7.-Ieiierson Scott
undoubtedly the oldest man in ohio
is dead AZ the Seneca county mi.rns
~. Certificates issued under the sea.
Of the state Of North Carolina de-
claring Scott 20 be free man show.
ins N. man was born ON l3ly !. 1875
In Haitian county that state iio was
Therefore over ll3 pears
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
oAsHes INTO LOG.
Lady Thrown Out, Skull Fractured and
Death Ensues.

Winchester Va. Aug An auto
mobile In which Miss Mary Bushnell
Of this plac. was returning from Der
ryville In company with MI Jacquelin
Hardesty was wrecked Just outside
that town. Miss Bushnell was thrown
out and her skull fractured She died
soon after The machine dashed into
n large log placed over the entire road.
way. Il Is believed by wreckers Au
thorities are making vigorous efforts
To capture the miscreants
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
BRaZOS TAXABLE VALUES
Rolls Show Total OF so,oOS,5;S.SO In
crease OF si,lS7,sS7.oo Over
last Year Including
Intangible.

County Tax Assessor J. II. Nc
Cullough and his corps of able as
sis,ants have completed the Brazos
county tax rolls, with the excep-
lion of a little tabulating, and have
forwarded the figures to the state
COMPTROLLER a, Austin. The total
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08

The anti-free pass law is work
ing beautifully. True, its provis'
ions are being rigidly and technI'
cally enforced, with a view nc
doub, of making it unpopular, but
will have the opposite effect than
that intended and will in the end
make i, so popular with the gener.
al public that they will not stand
for its repeal or impairment. Mar
lin Democrat.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
hall and Tornado.

Keister. MIMI Aug. Following
heavy hail storm here tornado form
ed formed two miles west and lay
waste a strip Of country twelve miles
and a half vide. At gravel pit seven
cars were wrecked and number o.
workmen injured Many buildings
we're laid In ruins and the damage =
crops il reported heavy.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
Troo ps In Possession.

Belfast. Ireland, Aug. Troops
took possession of the streets Of Bel
fast Wednesday morning and strong
guards we're posted at the customhouse
square and other centers. Thousands
Of citizens watched with mixed feel
ings the Inauguration Of military con
troll Of the city as the result OF strikes
and INSTRUMENTATION Of police.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
BUILDING Badly Damaged.

Knoxville. Aug Fire damaged
the building occupied b ythe Chapman
White-Lyons company. wholesale drug
sists' building on South Gay street, 70
the extent Of $4,000. fully covered by
insurance. Several other buildings
were slightly damaged.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08

Raleigh. y C., Aus Two bodies
found in the burning debris. and one
body recovered from the wreck, eleven
freight cars burned aud several pa
sensers slightly injured are the ~
suits OF headon collision on the
souehern railway, nine miles east Of
Raleigh
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-08-08
ciass Falls On Man.

Dallas. Aug. Several large crates
OF plate glass r. r. Johnson was as
sisting in unloading fell on him. IN
flicting serious injuries. One crate
valued az 800. was broken.