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Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07
ON $3.50 a YEAR.

HIS salary was $3.50 a year. and
ne mad Just proposed to Miss Clare
Llghthead and been accepted and they
were both exquisitely happy until she
| said:
And you don't know how lovely
our home will be, George. 1t shall
De home indeed for you; a place of
rest and JOY and comforti I'll ring
the housekeeper up everv morning
and" a.
Inc housekeeper?"
res yes, dear Now, don't inter
rupt' you naughty boy I'll tell the
nouseKeeper to tell the cook to-"
The cook?"
VI course; and do hope we can
get French cook 1 love French
cooking. And I'd like the parlormsid
to- ~
The parlormaid?"
1es' yes; I'd like a brisk. tidy.
rosy-cheeked girl. don't care SO
much about the housemaid."
why, my darling, I'm afraid"
Wv, now, you bad old boy; YOU
inusI let your little girl have her own
way when 1t comes to the house SER
v"n's. You can engage the butler if
you IKE and of course you'H get the |
coachman; but when it comes tn the |
taundress and seamstress and-wbv |
george what a dreadfully long face |
you nave! l don't like it,"
II looked longer as he sat in his
~ IL room an hour later trvinp to
inquire out" how the wages of the
COOK and housekeeper and butler anS
III the rest of them were to he Maid
'n $40 per week. He hasn't ca1cn,at
I'd it yet. ouiat-
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07
Insect Drunkards.
public

insects have their own public
houses, and get intoxicated just like
human beings, was the charge made
by Prof. Bottomley in a lecture at the
University of London, South Kensing-
ton. The leading public house in the
insect world, according to Prof Bot
tomley- is the wild arum. 1t looks like
large lily, and its big, dark shaft e1-
tending upward is the sign that at
tracts the insects. They climb down
into the nectar pit beneath the flowers
bags OF pollen, and there the orgy
commences.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

frederick j. Strater, of Boston a
metallurgist, who has spent several
years experimenting over the smeIt;ng
crucib1e, believes that he has discov'
cred a hitherto undreamed source ~
wealth In common coke, the melting
OF at least $50 worth of TIN from .
ton OF coke costing only 81 now at re-
tail. His method, known only to him.
Eelf, is q simple one
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

over In Philadelphia the newspapers
are raising great howl because deal.
ers In tactical fluid are blending skim
niik with the other kind COMPARED
with other stories of clever financing
IN tnat city, this one does not seem
70 deserve the prominence that is
given to it.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

IL is hard to understand why a Mon
lana girl In her teens should have
eiopeo with man over So In Mon
lana girls are so scarce that they can
lake tne1r pick of the men. Now. if
~ hao oeen In Boston we should not
nave oeen surprised, for no unmarried
teens.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07
what His BUMPS To,d

"a n IMAM man is phrenologist. Patn
ga Mhat! asked Pat, puzzled
"A phrenologist.'' ~u
W. sure what's that, sorr?"
WY a man that can tell NV s.o,
ing the bumps on vow 'sn, oy feel-
kind of man you are?" o what
c,a,paa aps on my head, is ftp" ex
II wos',a rat. "Begorra, then. / tbink
what Liua eise MIN more Of an idea
WHAT Aind Of woman me wife isia "
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

IN order TO let them know who is
ruler the new shah of Persia is going
TO start business by cutting off a few
neads. He might make a more last
ins impression and prove that he is mn
Win the times by giving each of the
refractory ones an operation for an
pendicitis
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Inc officers of the better managed
ana most successful cotton mills of
Sapan pay good deal of attention
70 the Improvement of conditions
among the help and to increasing the
iaciities Tor education, especially ed.
ucatfon along textile lines.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

MRS Ella Burr McManus, in pro.
wong Tor memorial of her Jour.
nallst father, stipulated for a com.
petent and gifted sculptor, remark.
ins also on the many atrocities in
the name of art inflicted upon our
American cities.'
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

AS the censor has suppressed the
iast volume of Kuropatkin's Lessons
III the war, 1T is apparent that the
eenerai mad not learned his lesson &C.
corulng to governmental standards.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Inc Morse Christian name Haakon
anu the English family name Hawkin
or hawkins come from the same root.
ana are pronounced in the same fash
ion.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

FASHION magazine says the girl
OF 1So7 is tall and slim. She will have
TO wait awhile because the man of
1907, so soon after Christmas. is still
ratner short for good appearance in
her company.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Inc Dublin corporation adopted a
proposal TO provide the captain and
mate or the mud barge Shamrock with
soid lace uniforms of Irish manufac.
ture.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

witnin a year England will have So
., Suonarine boats, while France will
have 80. Russia has "a. Janan ~
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Justice is the cornerstone of true
rehglon, and unless it is laid deep in
the heart and soul of man there is
no lasting happiness.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Inc largest bird of prey in the world
rs the bearded vulturev which meas
ures, from wing tip to wing tip, as
much as nine or ten feet.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Keeping a secret, forgetting an in
jury and making good use of rich
leisure Is the most difficult task of
life.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Less than five per cent of the ex-
penses of the "a slaughtering and
meat-packing establishments of Chi.
cago is for wages.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

~ we are known as the largest growers OF
HTasses, Clovers, Oats, Barley, Corn, 70
tatoes and Farm Seeds in America. Oper
ate over 5000 acres.
Our mammoth l4S-page catalog is mailed
Tree to all intending buyers; or send
&c IN STAMPS
and receive sample of perfect balance; "a
Ton n grass Seed" together with Fodder
flants, Clover, etc., ETC., and big PAM
and Seed Catalog free.
John A; Salzer Seed Co., Box w, La
Crosse, Wis.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07
Summer Girl.

-Darling, have you ever loved
Any otner man as you do me?
no-No; not in the winter.-Chi.
cage Daily News. "i'
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

They Did.
Hogan-Did tn b'ys injye Moriari-
tvs spache?
Grogan-Did they? Well, We should
nov bin there. They cheered so loud
We couldn't hear a wur'rd he said
Judge.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

A dull man is half-brother to a dead
man.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07
Glover G. Grass Seeds.

- Everybody loves lots and lots of Clover
grasses Tor hogs, cows, sheep and swine.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Flattery is like friendship In sno"
put not In fruit.-Socrates.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

mrs. Windows Soothing Syrup l..
% cnioren teething, softens the gums REDUCES s
summation, allsys pain, cures wind collie. 25cs Do'1'
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Some men blame their wives e's''
time 1t rains.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

40 OlNTM EMIT is guaranteed to cure any ,,a 20
u tcn'ng, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding fhee
10 Ia days or money refunded. soc.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

Most people would fall short Ii
measured by the golden rule.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-03-07

The LONG VALLEY ADVOCATE
JOHN r.. WALLIS, Publisher.
LARDO. tpAuc
A dull man is half-brother to dead
man.
Within year England will have SO
submarine boats, while France will
nave 81. Russia has 20, Japan 10.
-----
Keeping a secret, forgetting an in
jury and making good use of rich
leisure is the most difficult task of
Justice is the cornerstone of true
reng1on, and unless it is laid deep in
the heart and soul of man there is
no lasting happiness.
Less than five per cent of the ex-
penses OF the "a Strengthening and
meat-packing establishments of Chi
cago Is for wages
The largest bird of prey in the world
rs the bearded vulturev which meas
ures, from wing tip to wing tip, as
much as nine or ten feet
Inc Dublin corporation adopted a
proposal to provide the captain and
mate OF the mud barge Shamrock with
gold lace uniforms of Irish manufac
ture.
Inc Morse Christian name Haakon
ana the English family name Hawkin
or Hawkins come from the same root |
ana are pronounced in the same fash
ion.
AS the censor has suppressed the
iast volume OF Kuropatkin's Lessons
VI the war, 1T is apparent that the
seneral mad not learned his lesson &C.
cording to governmental standards.
"A fashion magazine says the girl
OF 1907 is tall and slim. She will have
TO wait awhile because the man of
iSo|' SO soon after Christmas, is still
ratner short for good appearance in
her company.
Mrs. Ella Burr McManus. I'm nro.
Vioing for memorial of her iour
hailst rather. stipulated for a com
petent and gifted sculptor. remark,
ing also on the many atrocities in
the name of art inflicted upon our
American Cities"
Inc officers of the better MANAGED
ana most successful cotton mills Of
Japan pay a good deal of attention
10 the Improvement of conditions c
among the help and to increasing the a
Iacilities Tor education, especially ed @
ucatfon along textile lines. e
over In Philadelphia the newspaners
are raising great howl because deal
ers In tactical fluid are blending skim
milk with the other kind. Comnared
with other stories of clever financinp
Al tnat city, this one does not seem
TO deserve the prominence that is
given to it,
IN order TO let them know who is
'uier the new shah of Persia is going 4
10 start business by cutting off a few III
leads. He might make more last III
ns impression and prove that he is nm NL
With the times by giving eaob 30 81 ,N
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-16


spection. The system is now in oper-
alton in Norway and Sweden and also
in South Carolina 1t has in these
places reduced greatly the places
where liquor is sold and the per capita
consumption.
Furthermore the law we uphold is
OF great educative value. The sys-
tenn believes In erecting club houses
and reading rooms to be social meet
ing places for the poor people and by
these and other means educating
them towards abstinence. But the
greatest educative value Of the law
we defend, is that it inculcates re-
spect for law. In contract to a pro-
hibitory law, we are defending a law
that can be enforced, a law that In
culcates respect for law, one that de
ponds for its strength on the will of
the people, one that will preserve in
tact the very foundations of our gov
ernment. Grand Forks Press, 18th.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-16
It's All in the Mind.

Jewell City, Kan, Republican: A
new kind Of an honest man has ap-
peared here. He was drawing pen
sion. but the Christian Scientists hay
ing convinced him that nothing is the
matter with him he has surrendered
his pension. When Christian Science
can separate man from his pension
there must be something in 1t.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-16
Found az I act.

!. A. Harmon, Of Lizemore. West
Va, says: AT last have found the
perfect pill that never disappoints me:
and for the benefit Of others afflicted
with torpid liver and chronic consti-
patton will say: take Dir. Kings New
Life Pills. Guaranteed satisfactory.
Csc at Lenhart Drug Store
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-16

Carefully compounded and packed by
machinery. Always good and always.
uniform. Hunts Perfect Baking Pow
der-made In Minneapolis.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-03-16
ROME CONVENTION
A SECOND STEAMSHIP. NEcEs,
sARY TO CARRY THE DELE
GATES.

Every room on. the Romantic en-
gagged and a second ship chartered to
convey delegates to the Rome conven-
tion," is the interesting information
that comes from Chairman w. N.
Hartshorn, who is arranging the de-
tails Of the Rome convention trip.
There will be two sections of the
official party for the worlds fifth Sun
day school convention The first will
leave Boston on the White Star steam
er Romantic. 11,400 tons, Saturday,
April x, and the second is scheduled
to leave New York the same day on
the North German Lloyd steamer
Necker, 10000 tons. The Romantic will
carry about 1926 and the Neckar about
200 passengers, all the cabin accommo-
dations on each ship haveing been
chartered for the exclusive use of the
Sunday school convention party" #
President 3. K. Warren Of the
worlds convention, Chairman w. N.
Hartshorn and Mr.. A. B. McCrillis, of
the transp ortation committee, together
with members of the lesson committee
and many international leaders, will
sail on the Romantic, while DR.. George
w. Bailey, chairman of the worlds
convention committee, Mr.. Philip E.
Howard Of the Sunday School Times,
and a splendid company of representa-
Tive Sunday school workers will be
members Of the Neckar party.
The entire company will be together
in Rome, at the hotels, on the carriage
drives. at the convention, and in the
enjoyment Of all privileges.
| The Neckar will stop at the Azores,
Gibraltar, Algiers and Naples. A
carriage drive in A1giers and one in
Naples will be included in the attrac-
tive itinerary. Three and one-half
days in Napels and vicinity will In
lclude an excursion to Pompeii and
other features of interest. Arriving in
Rome Wednesday evening, May is,
nine days will be spent in the conven-
ltion city. There will be one full days
l!carriage drive to places Of interest,
land the time in the city will be prof
ttably spent.
+ Because the committee have ar.
ranged for the charter of the entire
lsabin accommod ations of the Neckar,
they are. able to announce second-class
rates for the superior accommod ations
Eoered. The rate for the tour Of forty
lsdays is from $3.50 to $240, according
to location of stateroom and the mum.
Eber Of persons in a room.
DR.. Bailey, who made thorough
and careful inspection Of the Neckar
In New York February 1, writes that
The found the rooms, saloons, kitchen
etc, entirely satisfactory, both as to
cleanliness and furnishing. From an
discrimination Of the menu gather that
the food is characteristic Of the
North German Lloyds. being ample in
quantity and Of good quality
Bookings for the Neckar trip are be
ling made, and it is necessary to make
immed iate application to secure .
choice Of rooms. A booklet giving
7tfull information, diagram Of the
Neckar, and all other information viii
The sent on application to w. N. Horts
horn. chairman Of the transportation
COMMITTEES. 221 Columbus avenue, Bos
ton. "a number Of low-priced side trips
have been arranged in connection with
1.-The Neckar tour. 3ss
It's All In the Mind.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29

In the death of little Howard
Lee Sibley. chronicled in last
weeks JOURNAL, the sorrowine
father and mother were robbed Of
their only boy-their baby boy
and their grief was almost as
sharp and deep as the children Of
God are called upon to suffer.
Those who knew the little fellow,
who could watch his developing
mind and body, and see the little
tricks of voice and gesture and
eye, each of which would fasten
the little baby fingers but the
stronger around the heartstrines
Of the parents. can somewhat
realize how torn and bleeding
their hearts are left.
And the little fellows goodness.
all through the brief span OF his
''e-ssHtrnfy existence, his patience in
sickness, and his agonizing death
will in all the years perhaps come
back to father and mother, while
life letters and keeps a pulse at
even measure. In the stiffness
of the night watches, as the night
rain drips upon the roof, baby's
prattle may yet sound in mothers
ears, and the memory of baby's
fingers will still tug at fathers
heart.
And yet they must remember.
The grave of all things hath its violet.
Else why, through dsys which never
come again,
Roams Hope with that strange linger-
ing like Regret?
Why put the posey in the cold dead
hand?
Why plant the rose above the lonely
grave7
Yes, for he who gives to that
rosebush. whose withered BIOS
SONS float upon the morning
breeze the sweet assurance Of
another spring time has not with
held from the children of men
the words of hope when the frosts
of winter come, and the soul of
this little child will blossom again
in the Paradise of God.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29

OF the unmatched and map
proachable love of the Christ
man for his fellows. in his mar
vellous life of sacrifice, not alone
in the death agony of the igno-
miDioGs cross. but in the long
days of his tender devotion, of his
wearying quest for opportunities
for sacrifice and healing and help
tulness in his " going about doing
good"-He the God man, cumber-
ing himself with the burden of
humanity and suffering persecu-
ton. contumely. ingratitude and
all the pangs of infidelity-with
his great heart more torn and
bleeding by the unfaithfulness of
his disciples and his friends, than
by the nails of the cross and the
cuts and bruises of the rabble.
If this wonderful love and sac
rifice is preached unto the people,
if they are persuaded that the
Christ life is the highest life. and
that the purpose of the coming of
the Christ was not to frighten the
sons Of men into obeyiEg the law
by holding out fear of punishment
nor to pure base them by the hope
of reward, but TO win them by love,
and that that love might work in
them to the end that the life of
sacrifice and devotion may appeal
to them as the only worthy life-if
these great truths are brought
home to our people, as they are
being brought home in these
meetings, we cannot doubt that
the moral tone of the people will
he elevated, their allegiance to
the church renewed and the
whole community benefited.
1t is we'll that non-esscntials
are LAID aside and that the people
of all denominations are united
in preaching and proclaim!ng the
gospel Of love.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29
Direct to tho Consumer
PURE RYE, BOURBON and
CORN WHISTLES.

Below we offer you q selection
OF standard brands of known
Purity. Age and Excellencs, af-
tording you the opportunity Of
saving between Is and so per
cent. on same and only ask q
sample order to demonstrate the
superiority of the goods over
others Of like price.
Ne pay Express Char0eS and shin
IN q plum sealed package.
Four full quarts TYron's Best
Rye, 10 years. express prepaid,
$500.
Tyson's Albemarle Club Rye.
8 years old, four full quarters,
express prepaid. $500.
Tyson's Norfolk Rye, 6 years
old. four full quarts, express pre-
paid. $2.75.
Tyson's Exposition Kentucky
Rye, 4 years old. four full quarts,
express prepaid, 81. 80.
Tyson's Pure North Carolina
Corn Whiskey, four full quarts.
express prepaid. 81. 80.
Tyson's Pure Mountain Apple
Brandy, four full quarts, express
prepaid, $3.50.
Tyson's Apple Brandy, years
old, express prepaid, four full
quarts. s.. 80.
You run no risk isI dealing with
us. for if what we send is moi
satisfactory in every way return
1t to usat our expense and your
money will be returned to you.
Abe mari q /, Is l.. Co.,
3i-3S Brewer ut. Norfolk, Va.
keferences-Seaboa Bank.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29
POORHOUSE FOR AGED VAGRANT.

An old white-haired man, coat
less and with unmistakable marks
of poverty about his clothes.
dragged himself up to the desk
and steadied himself as he laid a
crippled hand on the railing in
front of Mayor Reed yesterday
morning.
He looked every day Of four
score years, and had, apparently
found the world a cruel one.
He answered a vagrancy charge
when the Mayor called his name
William Clark. Policeman Drake
lodged the complaint. andsthe n
Mayor Reed asked him what he
had to say.
Your Honor" he began, Il
have no plea, no plea, to make"
Don't you want to go the
almshouse !" the Mayor asked
Clark.
Yes, your Honor, if you will
send me to the Poor House | will
thank you very much. Send me
there"
All right" responded the
Mayor. I'll send you to jail
and make arrangements to send
you away" Then the Mayor
was informed by bystander that
Clark came from Norfolk county
and the Mayor altered his course.
Suppose | send you to the
county aimshouss," he said to the
tOtering figure in front of him.
Clark seemed to think more
of John Bright's domicile,
but he was apparently resigned
to his fate and didn't argue the
point.
Send me to the county poor
house then" he said To the mayor
who committed him to five DAYS.
In the meantime the county au-
thoritieS will be asked to make
ARRANGEMENTS for Clack's receipt
ton. - From the Portsmouth
News in the Virginian Pilot.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29
The Judge Uses Forceful
Language

Judge w. B. Simmons of Fincastle
va. told the reporter that L. & M
Paint was used on his residence
IN 1882, and held its color we'll for 2I
years; hefurthermore said that years
ago he was iDdnced to use another
paint and is sorry ne did, because the
other paint didn't make good. The
Judg will now always use L. & M,
because he knows if any defect exists
in J.. & NJ. Paint the house will be
repainted for nothing.
The l., &M. Zinc hardens the l.. q
M, White Lead and makes L, & M.
Paint wear like iron for 10 to IS
years,
Actual cost of l.. & NJ. about 81. 20
per gallon,
Donations of L. s. M. made to
churches. -
Sold by VIM. II, c, Murray Will
ian.s TraIf,
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29
FOWLER-F FORREST.

Marion Gertrude, daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Forrest, will
be united i'll marriage to Daniel
Lee Fowler at the Holly Grove
Christian Church on Wednesday
morning. September q, at 1870
o'clock. Miss Forrest is a native
of Mathews, is highly accom-
pliShed having sung a number of
times at our churches. Miss For
rest is also a fine performer on
the piano. She met Mr.. Fowler,
who is native of Franklin and
is connected with the Columbia
Stove Company of Norfolk while
she was employed as a steno-
grapher in that city. Miss For
rest was the Hon. ]. Boyd Sears
stenograpber during the last SEN
atorial contest and managed his
with rare skill
and ability. and while here made
many friends, She is a member
Of the Disciples Church and a
graduate of the Southern Short
hand University. The groom is a
yoEng Da1 Of pleasing address
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29

and manner and is possessed of a
good amount of business energy
and vim. He is also a member Of
the Disciples Church. After the
wedding the happy couple will
leave for Franklin to visit the
groom's home. They will return
to Mathews for a short stay and
will then go to Norfolk. where
they intend making their home.
The marriage ceremony will be
performed by the Rev. G. w.
Remagen.
The Mathews journal. (Mathews C.H. [Court House]) 1903-1937, 1907-08-29

THE JOURNAL would be greatly in
dehted 60 fts correspondents IL they
Will mail their news letters 80 a. 10
reach this once before Wednesday
morning. A great many iteBs have to
60 unpublished or be carried OVER until
che following week and be stale read
ing because they do not reach this
office In time,
Obituaries and resolutions Of respect
can only be iuSerted as paid matter for
~hich a charge Of eve cepts per lime Ia
shade,
Communication advocating candi,
dates for office will be charged for At
regular line rstes for advertising.
Reading notices 10 cents per line.
Contract rates Furnished On appii.
cation.
All transient Embellishments will be
charged for at the rate OF SO cts. per
anch for the 6rst insertion, Is cts. per
Inch :or each subsequent insertion
~hsn no cbapge is made.