Omaha daily bee., 1907-02-04

ers all right and we wish Joe couldn't sleep
till he gave them to us.-Crofton Journal
As Adam Breede is a confirmed bachelor
members Of the craft are wondering where
he secures the information of married life
he disseminates in the Hastings Tribune.
The Annual Question-Some people are OF
the opinion that we will have three saloons
next season, and some are OF the opinion
that we will go dry-quite a contrast.-ver-
del Outlook.
Spring Comes to Atlanta--A sign of
spring time-we have Just witnessed a lady
hogging the real estate out OF a carpe
with mop handle.-Atianta Correspondent
Hoidrege Progress.
Headrest Not For Feet-Ben Walton met
with an accident the other day whereby
his toe Is decidedly the worse for the ex-
perlence He dropped headrest upon the
member with results disastrous.-Genev
Gazette
Last weeks average results Of wolf hunt
ing was one wolf killed to every 1884, men
engaged in the sport. At this rate the
county law will not be a burden on the
taxpayers until the new crop is ready for
market. ..-
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Litgants to the Rescue-Norfolk might
well invest a little. time toward making
the coming session of federal court an AFFAIR
worth while. and toward seeking as best
we might to get enacted a law which would
require sessions to be held in this city
Norfolk News
Wise Janitor-Mr. Pollock has offered a
treat Of ice cream to the pupils that keep
the floor of their room the cleanest for
the rest of the year. This is the third
year that our janitor has made this gen.
erous offer, and he has always succeeded
in securing quite n rivalry in neatness
among the grade rooms-Bloomheld Jour
nal.
Federal Preserves sacred-John Rodgers
says that calf love down at the schoolhousa
and on the courthouse steps and at the
creek bridge is Of no concern to him, but
that calf love in the lobby of the postofiice
will not be tolerated He insists that
Uncle Sam warns the building for business,
but not for billing and cooling -. Blair
Pilot.
Just now the sand hiIl' press is discus
sing the question of the effect of hunting
on quail, and strange as 1t may seem,
some alleged experts claim that a small
amount OF shooting Is good fer the broods,
as it causes hocks to separate into small
punches, and thus increase chance Of life
through greater ease OF securing food.
Fuel Arrives at Trenton--A car of coal
was received here Tuesday afternoon by
F. G, Krotter Co.. and IL, lasted about as
long as we imagine good sized snow ball
would last in the middle OF July out In
the sun. We are, however, thankful for
small favors and trust they will come often
IL the present br of weather holds out
very long.-Trenton Register.
Pastor Needs the Money--There is one
pastor in Plattsmouth that advertises in
the newspapers. and his office is over the
Cass County bank. To our young people
who go to Plattsmouth to be married and
want a minister OF the gospel instead of
the county Judge to perform the marriage
ceremony. we will recommend that they
call for the man that advertises.-Wee
Water Herald.
For the first time in years the railroad
company has refused to give us passes. No;
because they don't want to, but because
some darn fool to Washington got 1t into
his head that the newspapers were making
boobies of money and could not spend 1t.
We don't care, we never did like to ride on
the cars, the fear of a wreck, loss OF a
foot or one OF our lily white hands. or be-
ing burned alive was making US a nervous
wreck.-Verdigree Progress.
The Dog Came Back-Al Pont has a good
one Some one poisoned his dog Rover"
The animal lay in the Office stiff. cold and
apparently dead. Al kicked him out in the
snow whore he lay until Roy Hopper
gave him another kick, and the animal got
up and walked away. Al stu supposed
the dog was dead, bat the next morning
he appeared at HIS usual place for break
fast as we'll as ever, 1t is certainly anus
ing to hear AL tell how Rover died and
came back to life administration Picket.
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