Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1907-05-30
A MARK TWAIN PRANK
The Great Hum0riSt When a Boy
Posed as a Medium"
JUST WANTED TO SHOW OFF.
His Own Story Of His Temptation and
Fall, the Way He Improved His OPP
portunity and the Dramatic Climax to
His Performance.

Fall, the Way He Improved His OPP
portunity and the Dramatic Climax to
His Performance.
An exciting event In our village
(HannibaD was the arrival of the mes
merizer. think the year was 1880.
He advertised his show and promised
marveis; admission, as usual. 25 cents;
children and negroes half price. The
village had heard Of mesmerism in
general way. but had not encountered
1t yet. Not many people attended the
first night. but next day they had so
many wonders to tell that everyrody's
curiosity was fired. and after that for
fortnight the magician had prosper
Gus times. was fourteen or fifteen
years old-the age at which boy Is
willing to endure all things. suffer all
things, short of death by fire, II there
by he may be conspicuous and show
off before the public-and so when
saw the subjects" perform their fool
fish antics on the platform and make
the people laugh and shout and admire
myself. Every night for three nights
sat In the row of candidates on the
platform and held the magic disk In
the palm of my hand and gazed at 1t
and tried to get sleepy, but 1t was
failure. l remained awake and had to
retire defeated, like the majority. Also
had to sit there and be gnawed with
envy of Hicks. our journeyman. had
to sit there and see him scamper and
jump when Simmons the enchanter
exclaimed See the snake-see the
snaker and hear him say. my. how
beautiful" in response to the sugges-
ton that he was observing a splendid
sunset, and so on-the whole insane
business.
On the fourth night temptation came
and ! was not strong enough to resist
When had gazed at the disk awhile
| pretended to be sleepy and began TO
nod. Straightway came the professor
and began to make passes over my
head and down my body and legs and
arms, finishing each pass with a snap
Of his fingers in the air. to discharge
the surplus electricity. Then he began
TO draw me with the disk. holding IL
in his fingers and telling me | could
not take my eyes off it, try as | might
SO rose slowly, bent and gazing, and
followed that disk all over the place.
just as / had seen others do. Then |
was put through the other PAGES. Upon
suggestion ! fed from snakes, passed
buckets at n fire, became excited over
hot steamboat races, made love to
imaginary girls and kissed them. flshed
from the platform and landed mudcats
that outweighed me. and so on, all the
customary maryels, but not In the GUS
tomary way. | was cautious at first
and watchful, being afraid the profess
or would discover that I was an i'm
poster and drive me from the platform
in disgrace, but as soon as | realized
that was not in danger | set myself
the task of terminating Hicks useful
ness as a subject and Of usurping his
place.
1t was sufficiently easy task. Hicks
was born honest; without that in
cumbrance, so some people said. Hicks
saw what he saw and reported ac-
cordingly; saw more than was Wis
ible and added to il such details as
could help. Hicks had no imagination;
had double supply. He was born
calm; | was born excited. No vision
could start a rapture in him, and he
was constipated as to language any
way. but If | saw q vision / emptied
the dictionary on to IL and lost the
remnant of my mind into the bargain.
At the end of my first half hour
Hicks was thing of the past, fallen
hero. broken idol, and ! knew it and
was glad and said In my heart, Sue
cess to crimew Hicks could never
have been mesmerized to the point
where he could kiss an imaginary girl
In public or a real one either but /
was competent. Whatever Hicks had
failed In / made it a point to succeed
In, let the cost be what 1t might phys
ically or morally.
In 1S47 we were living In large
white house on the corner of Hill and
Main streets. My father died In 1t In
March of the year mentioned. but our
family did not move, out Of 1t until
some months afterward. Ours was not
the only family in the house; there
was another-Dr. Grants. One day
DR. Grant and DR.. Reyburn argued
matter on the street with sword canes,
and Grant was brought home multifari-
ously punctured. Old DR.. Peake calk-
ed the leaks and came every day for
awhile to look after him. The Grants
were Virglnians, like Pcake, and one
day when Grant was getting well
enough TO be on his feet and sit
around in the parlor and talk the con
versation fell upon Virginia and old
times. | was present, but the group
was probably quite unconscious Of me,
being only lad and a negligible
quantity. Two Of the group. DR.. Peake
and Mrs. Crawford, Mrs. Grants moth
er, had been of the audience when the
Richmond theater burned down years
before. and they talked over the fright
ful details of that memorable tragedy