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The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

People who think China is going to the dogs because one old woman is dying have evidently not personally met the 100000, 900 other inhabitants of the Flowery Kingdom.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

England is not good field for schoolteachers looking for situations. Early this summer the authorities in town advertised for two teachers and received more than Il, 1000 appli- cations
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Ground corncobs are said to be the chief constituent of one of the new breakfast foods. The pure food laws must be demanding something more nutritious than excelsior and sawdust.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Chilli avoids trading with the United States as far as possible, but when she wanted the best locomotives for heavy grades, she had to place her order for two dozen and one of them in this country.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26
Mai. J. R. Montgomery Dead.

Major J. R. Montgomery, who was 77 years old, died at Jacksonville re- gently Major Montgomery was a Re publican attorney general of Arkan- sas during reconstruction days. He was elected to office in 1868 and served the State in the capacity of attorney general for four years.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Going out in an automobile is get ting to be such a common form of suicide that one might think automo- piles were sold in drug stores on doc tors prescriptions.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

A Wisconsin farmer became para lyzed while hoeing corn, and the funny part of it is that he did not wake up With a head the next morning.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

China is beginning to wake up to the fact that it is better to be nation with future than a nation with a past.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Korea, in spite of it's racial afini- ties, is now more inclined than any other nation to take stock in yellow peril talk.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Whether whales and dolphins ever sleep, observation so far has been un- able to discover.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

If it is not satisfied with its posi- ton Brazil might lift itself by it's boot straps into first place.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

The fashion writer who says that a woman can dress easily on $50 a year IS dead right. She will have only one dress to put on.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Now that it is possible for an Eng hshman to marry his deceased wife's sister perhaps he will not want to as much as he did.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

The esteemed Salt Lake Tribune thinks "a real gentleman forgets the clothes he wears" So also does the real sloven.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Hard drink also numbers among it's victims the boy stealing hunk from the ice wagon.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

A man at Richmond speaks seven languages f1uently, besides base bail talk.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

In northern Australia there is onf white man per TOO square miles.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Your daily words and work will rec ommend you to better wages.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

The devil of suspicion, envy, greed and hypocrisy has never had his due.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

The corset trust, of course, has come to stay.
The Carlisle independent., 1907-09-26

Right, not might, is master.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

DIED AT POOR FARM - Jake
Wiley, s5 years old, died at the poor
farm Sunday night. He made appli-
cation to the poor farm management
about a year ago for the privilege of
remaining there for the rest of his
life. offering to pay for the privilege,
and, although surrounded by the re-
cipients of charity, he paid for all
the care given to him. He..is reputed
to have left an estate worth IS, 600
which he bequeathed to his brothers
and sisters in Oregon.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

CONGESTED- For the last few
days the Rio Grande yards have been
in very congested state and in
many instances the side tracks have
been blocked with cars. This is
partly due to the small wrecks tn at
have taken place in the local yards
and the branches out to tine coal
mines which tied up the engine so
that so much switching could not be
done. An engine and couple of cars
of steel were off the tracks east of
the depot for several hours yesterday.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
OVERLOOKED FLORENCE

OVERLOOKED FLORENCE In
the past it has been the custom of
dynamiters in making an attempt to
blow up safe in Fremont county,
that the safe in the Santa Fe depot
here should be the one. But the ways
of the transgressor are many and
varied and in this instance they at
tempted to blow up the safe of the
Santa Fe at Canon. They failed in
their attempt because the fuse in the
charge went out when they were en-
deavoring to produce "a second explo-
sion. The attempt occurred before
daylight yesterday morning. The
first discharge tore off the handle and
one Of the plates off the door, the
walls and furniture of the office were
damaged and general disorder prevail
ed all over the station. The robbers
have not been overtaken.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
WHEN HER BACK ACHES.
A Woman Finds All her Energy
and Ambition Slipping Away.

Florence women know how the
aches and pains that come when the
kidneys fail make life a burden
Backache, hip pains, headaches, dizzy
spells, distressing urinary troubles.
all tell of sick kidneys and warn you
Of the stealthy approach of diabetes,
dropsy and BriRht's disease. Doan's
Kidney Pills permanently cure all
these disorders. Here's proof OF 1t
In a Florence woman's words:
Mrs. Albert G. Pulliam, of 10
West 7th street, Florence, Colo.
says: II was troubled with an al
most constant dull aching pain in my
back. and frequently my head panied
me terribly. Often / would be so
miserable that it would be useless for
me to attempt to do any work. At
night, the pain In my back would
awaken me and / would be unable to
turn over in bed. There was also
difficulty with the kidney secretions.
their action being so frequent as to
cause me considerable annoyance.
WAS weak, lacked ambition, In fact
! WAS generally run down. was
impressed from reading an advertise.
ment about Doan's Kidney Pills and
had my daughter get box for me Mt
Daniels drug store. This one box
made wonderful improvement in my
health. could scarcely believe it
possible that was so much better
and stronger, entirely freed from all
pain and other Inconvenience Mr..
Pulliam thinks just as highly OF
Doan's Kidney Pills rs do. and will
vouch for the wonderful benefit de :
rived from their use. "
For sale by all dealers. Price 80
cents. Foster Milburn Co., Buffalo,
Flew York. sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doans and
take no other. mwf
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
CUT THIS OUT

One year from today you will
open your eyes and look around
and marmur. | could have bought
an ideal home for 500, and pay
the remainder just like rent II l
had been awake, and now the new
oomers have taken a hold and
everybody here. Its funny. But
someone must lead, why don't
your HENRY w. UNGER.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

doings. The officer is going to have
several deputies in the field and the
property of the city will BIO closely
watched by them. This is an ad-
vance warning to the bows.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

We have decided not to get an auto
mobile until we get to heaven. In
heaven, automobiles are nlways In
order. No farmers teams to scare ut I;
no tire troubles; roads perfect no
hills; NO limit TO speed.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

Included in private train tour of
Mexico via Colorado and Southern
which leaves Denver January 49, Ask
for particulars t. E. Fisher, G. P.
A., Denver.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
See Ruins of Lltla.

Tour of all Mexico by private
train leaves Denver January 28th, via
Colorado and Southern Write, I. E.
Fisher, G. p. A., Denver
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

FOR SALE-Pure blood prize winner
Rhode Island Red cockrels. In
quire at III W. Third ST., Or at this
Office. ztf
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
PROF. ALLEN
CIairvoyant

Prof. Allen, Clairvoysnt and
psychic test medium; has returned
to the city and 10 at his old stand,
IllA South Pixies Peak Ave-, Jack
block
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

HALLOWEEN SOCIAL - The
ladies and the young people of the
Presbyterian church will give Hal
low 'een social in the Work building
tomorrow evening. An admission
fee Of fifteen cents will be charged
ANNUAL MEETING-The Pres
byterian Aid society will hold their
anual bazaar Nov. 22 in connection
with the bazaar they will serve har-
vest home diIner. The place will
be announced later.
CONTINUE EXCURSIONS-Agent
Hitchcock has received word from the
Florence and Cripple Greek railroad
management that the regular Sunday
excursions would be continued from
this city to the district during the
month of November.
SITUATION During
a telephone conversation with M. D.
Thatcher of the First National bank
in Pueblo, W. E. Mitchell of the
First National here was told last
evening that the banking situation
over the country is improving.
cunur rONInrJr .tk r..-.a-..z
Chance is the title of the latest
play from the pen of that we'll known
author and successful playwright. Mr.
Theodore Kremer. 1t is taken
from the life of the famous Biddle
Brothers. who's career as robbers and
Jail breakers is known all over the
country. 1t will be produced at the
Houston opera house tonight.
WILL SUFFER FOR IT-Chief of
Police Furniss authorizes The Tribune
to say for him that the kids can
have all the fun they want tomorrow
night, but that the destruction of
property will not be tolerated for
moment. He warns the parents
against allowing the boys to do any
thing of mischievous character, for
if they do, they will certainly land
in the calaboose for their wrong.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

For Sale or Tra1e--A good horse. See
W. B. Lester, 1910 West Fourth.
50-55x
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
Through Mexico by Private Tram.

Tour of all Mexico via Colorado
and Southern leaves Denver January
2S. Full information on request.
7. E. Fisher, G. P. A., Denver.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
THE GRANDEST
SCENERY IN
AMERICA

Connects with the Denver and
Rio Grande at Canon City and
Florenos. Two trains daily.
w. A. MATLoCK,
General Passenger Agent,
Colorado Springs.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

To Trade-Two lots on Palmer Ave. :,
Pueblo, for stock or Florence prop
erty, or what you have to offer.
Address box 105, Florence, Colo. tt
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

Wanted-Highest prices paid for all
kinds of junk, such as rope, irou,
copper, brass. rags and bottles.
Phone Florence 40. 49tf
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
Florence and
Cripple Creek
Railroad
AND ASSOCIATE COMPANIES

To the Cripple Creek District,
through gigantic and marvellous
canons and over magnificent
mountain passes.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
RAILROAD TIME CARDS
Denver { Rio Gsands Railway.
g. q. HITCHCOCK. Agent.

So.i-PasiAs coast iinitsd
from Denver and eastern
eounestioos- -------- q IN y m 3 rs Q 10
No. a-Atlantae coast Init
I'd, from California and
weotarn points---.-.. t:it . "a i:ft y
No. S-Paslas coast sxDress
fron Denvss. u 20 . = u s0Q =
No. t-Atlaptts soast 81.
press from Ca1iforata and
western points. $685.. s1s ? = S16 N
No. .S-Tganseoptins D tai
limited froo Deovss and
oasteD eonnootlon1. : tH m a:K =
No. e-TFacs-s0attnS ntat
limited. fro0 California
and wsetefn pol1ts- 6.t Q - e.ts =
No e-psavss aad oasoa
Citx eIyse 70 = 70sps
beaver xlyss .--.-.---.--- tssss N u ID , =
No. u-ColossAo 4aDssss
iron DSsyes- .-.---.---.-- a,ss . = s.sss =
No. 1A-ColoesAe o1pFess
from all vestssa po1atsis
0rsc~sAo-.---. -.--..- - . i;cs . ~
No. IL tA5 n 2J7 =
No. is 7N1 II 7H I'm
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

For Sale-Two full blooded Cornish
Indian game cockerels. Call at
l123 W. Third st, or address Box 233.
46-51x
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
MISCELLANEOUS

Found-A lady's glove on the Port
land road. Owner can have same
by calling upon Mrs Tony Savant,
Railroad street and paying for notice.
5O-52
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
eoR Sal z

For SAle-Turkeys zoe pound. j. g.
Mikesell, 227 W. Sec st. 49-54x
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

The Dsibsrt Undertaking CO.
Undsrtsksrs and Embalmsrs.
Bell 10 front Of ssr sssss will call
a. day o. uiGht.
O0ss pAoss east " gss. phoss sif rsd
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
TO RENT

To Rent-A twelve room furnished
house at corner of Pixies Peak and
Front streets. Apply Mt Tom Orre-
chio's Wholesale liquor house. l2tf
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
Classified Advertisements
WAN = z o

sewing at No. 5I2
West Second. Satisfaction guar
anteed and rates reasonable. 5O-55x
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
JoTTINos ABOUT TOWN
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE
J. ALBAN,s GUILD vi

meet tomorrow. Thursday, at 2
O'Clock for work with Mrs. DR.. Steph-
enson.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

Wanted d Young man to take subscrip-
tion for daily newspaper. Perma-
nent position and good pay for good
man. Address @. L. Sink, Florence.
Colo 49tf
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
Che eWe$t Gnd Feed Store

is lined up with big stock Of
Fay, Grain and Roekvale EoaI
right on the market. All kinds Of Pratt's
Poultry Food. l am prepared row to
make you snisl prices on large guam.
tity on everything. My hay will make a
horse laugh. Three cars Of hay for this
month that is o. X. Special prices on
bran You can't afford to miss this sale,
Call up TIA Red and HOGATE will talk
business to you.
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

n. D. THATCHER, Pres
J. A. McOANDLESs. Vice fre,.
NJ. B. 10y. Cashier.
W. e. MITCHELL Assistant Oasr'sr
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

AishissA Tspska 8 Saala rs Railway.
No. 0s-rfea Puseso ssa eli
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30

DOES A GENERAL BANKING
BUSINESS
FLORENCE. 80
The daily tribune., 1907-10-30
Two Days Tarpon Fishing

ce warming to the boys.
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Tho SAVAGE and tha Bird caae.

A gentleman who went out with
Stanley to Africa took with him a
number of bird cages in which lie hop
ed to bring back some specimens of
the rarer birds of the interior. Owing
to the death of his carriers he was
obliged to throw away the bird cages,
with number of other articles These
were seized by the natives in great
glee. though they did not know what
to do with them, but they eventually
decided that the small circular cages
We're kind of headgear. and, knock
ing off the bottom. the chiefs utted
about in them with evident pride. One
chief. thinking himself more wise than
the others and having seen the white
men eat at table out of dishes, thought
they were receptacles for food and
took his meals from one, ceremonious
ly opening and shutting the door be
tween each mouthful.
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BEST PAPER FOR FAMILY READ.

The contents of The Youths Com
panion are chosen with view to the
interest of all tastes and ages. The
father. as we'll as the son. enjoys the
tales of adventure; the mother renews
her girlhood in the stories for girls.
while the paper always abounds in
stories. long and short. which may
be read aloud in the most varied fam
lily group to the keen pleasure of all.
Full illustrated Announcement of
the Companion for 1908 will be sent
to any address free with sample copies
of the paper.
New subscribers who send ST.. at
once for 1908 will receive free all the
remaining issues of 1907 besides the
gift of The Companions Four Leaf
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The Youths Companion. l44 Berke-
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The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-11-06

Query-When is modern fight nc
a fake?
Answer When there is no fight.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-11-06
Making Good
BY Eres e0. .sargent.
Copyright. 1867, by Homer sprague.

Timidly Elda opened the door and
clipped into the little low ceilinged
room that she had come to know so
well. Sometimes when the agent was
busy she would have to wait for half
an hour or so, and the photographs of
entertainers with which the walls
were covered had come to seem like
old friends. Most of all, she liked to
stand in front of framed check for
5000 that had been paid prima
donna of note for singing only three
songs at society function. 1t was
evidence that the business of enter
tanning others did sometimes pay.
But there was no time for looking at
the pictures today. No one stood by
the agents desk. and she looked over
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Iurure is assured"

Tuuure Is assured"
Nell smiled at the suggestion, and
the arrival of a tray with coffee and
salad brought the conversation to a
halt. Afterward those who had NOT
recognized Elsa Beverly in Elda Tes-
ira. the entertainer, crowded in to con-
graduate her upon her success, and
Nell Bradford had hard work to keep
her big brother from driving them out
again.
But Dick Bradford sat beside Elsa
in the automobile that was carrying
them to the summer cottage they had
taken for the season, and Elsa smiled
at the masterful way in which he plan
ned for her future.
said, land l Shall have your trunk
brought out You are going to stay
here until you get rested up. and then
if you'll have me, dear, there will be
an entertainment at the boat club to
celebrate our wedding"
care you sure that you really want
me?" she asked timidly. Its not just
because you're sorry for meg'
"Pityw he echoed, and Nell, sitting IL
the tonneau, heard and laughed.
"He's been like bear ever since he
found that you were gone," she ex
planned. "Don't talk about pity to his
sister, who has suffered from hit
moods the last three months. For my
sake, Elsa, say Yes and put me ou
Of my misery"
For Dicks sake" Elsa whispered
contentedly as her hand slipped into
his for an instant. "Mr Carmontellt
said that If made good l might ge
other engagements, but did not sup
pose that they would he for life"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-11-06
PARLIAMENTARY UsAGEs
Mrs Scarf Teaching Her Pupils Down
at Coon Grove..Parliamentry Law

at Coon Grove. Parliamentary Law
In the Denison College Star of this
month there appears in Superintend-
ant Hoffman's department an account
of what Mrs. Scarf of Denison is
doing for the pupils of the Coon
Grove school in the way of teaching
them the principles of parliamentary
usuages. 1t is line of knowledge
which should be taught in all schools.
Prof. Roberts of this city is making a
speciality of giving courses of in
struction along this line and the use
of his books and methods in the
schools is most desirable. Here is
what the Star says as to the Coon
Grove school:
One of the best organized schools
we have visited this year we found IN
the Coon Grove district. Mrs. John
Scarf is the teacher and we found
both the teacher and pupils doing the
very best of work. Besides the good
solid work generally done in all the
branches taught here we found the
school studying parliamentary practice
The children had taken but few
lessons. yet could organize meeting
and handle a motion or resolution
very creditably. The parents were
much pleased with this work since it
was so practical and took really no
time from the regular studies. In
stead of dismissing real early Friday
afternoons and other occasions the
children were rested with these and
other practical things. One patron
was heard to remark, my. wish we
could have that parliamentary work
when / went to shool. We men
would not be so green now on the
school boaro and in other meetings
we have to take part in. How
true his thought is, and teachers it
points your duty. Nothing will
please. entertain and be Of more
benefit to your boys and girls than
this drill this winter. Are you
oAioiu you VIII euCouHleI SoHelHno
you don't know? Surely you will.
but this does not matter. Give the
essentials as you know them. the or
ginization of a meeting. choosing the
officers. handling a motion or reso-
ution. obtaining the floor making
speeches. etc.-are all easy. Get
book On parliamentary practice from
the teachers library. There is one
in every case.
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IRIS YOUR TURN NEXT" HE SAID.

IRIS YOUR TURN NEXT" HE SAID.
expecting the inevitable nod and the
curt: Nothing doing today. sorry."
that had rewarded her pilgrimages.
Her heart beat faster as the agent
swung briskly around in his chair.
Il thought you would be in, so did
not write.' he greeted. 81 have a
chance for you. 1t is not very much
but it will lead to better things if yor
make good. The Bow. Lake Roat clul
wants some one to give a few recita-
lions at an entertainment" He caught
up pad of paper and passed it to her
after he had made few marks. She
glanced at the white surface and saw
''$15." Carmontelle never spoke fig
ures. He always wrote them
II shall he glad of anything" said
Elda gratefully. 1T is very good o!
you. When is it to be?'
Thursday night. You go out on the
2:1O train. Bryum, enter Miss Testra
for the Bow Lake. Come in Thursday
morning for the ticket" he added as
the clerk made the entry. you pay
your own fare. 1t will be $6.4O."
He turned back to his desk with
nod of dismissal, and Elda went dow1
the steps as though the worn board:
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DESIRING and Attainino.

Between desire and attaining all
human life flows on throughout. The
wish is, in its nature, pain; the attain
ment soon begets safety. the end was
only apparent; possession takes away
the charm; the wish, the need, pres
ents itself under new form when it
does not; then follow desoateness,
emptiness, ennui-against which the
conflict is just as painful as against
want. That wish and satisfaction
should follow each other neither too
quickly nor too slowly, reduces to the
smallest amount the suffering which
both occasion, and constitutes the
nappiest life.-Arthur Schopenhauer.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-11-06
LIKE A GREAT RAILWAY

With its branches running in every
part of the system. A cold. sudden
change and exposure. may cause
poisnous acid to clog the circulation
and then comes rheumatism. Beware
If you value your life remove the
obstruction with DR.. Drummonds
Lightning Remedy. Send SIS to Drum
mond Medicine Co.. New York. and
they will send you large bottles by
express. enough for months treat
ment. with full special direticons.
Agents wanted.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-11-06
THE ROUNDUP COLUMN.
Why Willie West "Hotfooted" Out o.
GoIdfield-A Baseball Narration.

During my vacation l dropped of at
speedily vamoosed when found an
eastern expire fight manager exploit
ing mines and incidentally mining
stock. This particular wise boy was
an old acquaintance of mine from
New York. How he got into the mir
Ing game don't know. But knew
simply couldn't stay in the town with
out piping off, the kids peculiar
financial propensities, so thought the
wisest move was to keep quiet and
grab rattler' and leave Goldfield to
his tender mercies. didn't want TO be
the first occupant of the "Goldfield
Graveyard For Reformers." OF course
this was very cowardly procedure.
but the stranger who protects himself
With gun in Goldfield is, / am told.
fined anywhere from $500 to 81 600 in
real coin.
Like the Irishman, I'D rather be a
live coward than a dead hero for the
rest of my life"
l hope the kids mining stock is bet
ter than some of the prize fights he has
been connected with
A big race in France was recently
won by horse named Thoughtful
Liar. That is the kind of liar that
usually does win.
Jimmy Britt left his referee home
very carelessly, so he lost his fgh1
With Cans. Also the fight was ION the
level" Is that another reason VIII.
Joimes didn't win?
Query When is modern fight mo-
fake?
Answer-W When there is no fight.
| OF course there can be no fake with
out a fight. And of course some fight
ers can't fight without taking.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-11-06

Mrs. Smith. formerly Miss Marcia
Miles is ready to do dressmaking and
plain sewing. Residence with Mrs.
Paup. one block north of the Herrig
residence. Aft.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-11-06

For Sale-l6o acre farm land one
mile south of Arion. For particulars
address. Chas. S. Butler. Roney.
North Dakota. Act.