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The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Judicial Flattery.

ION what ground, sir" sternly asked
the judge, do you seek to evade your
duty as a citizen:'
ION the ground, your honor" respond
ed the man who had been summoned as a
juror, that / am Go years old and no
longer legally liable to jury service"
You don't look it by twenty years.
SIR" said the judge, "but your excuse is
sufficient, and, of course, shall not
Still, your honor" interrupted the
other, 'inasmuch as your honor puts it
before me in the light of my duty as a
citizen, / am willing to waive my claim
to exemption and will serve with pleas
ure."
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Good Wearing Qualities.

Donatello is Greek who has
amassed small fortune in the sale
of fruit, and that in the face of the
fact that he writes the advertisements
which decorate his stand.
A recent sample which he produced
and displayed is this:
American and Foreign Fruits
Noted
For Their Durability"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Special rrnfns-NatT. Ed. Assn. and
Chr. Endeavor Conventions.

Personally conducted special trains
via the Chicago, Union Pacific & North
Western Line leave early in July for
the Pacific Coast. Special all-expcnse
tours at very low rates for the round
trip. including sleeping car accommc-
datlons, meals. etc. All the advantages
of a delightful and carefully arranged
tour in congenial company. Write for
itineraries and full particulars. s. 4.
Hutchinson. Manager Tourist Depart
ment. PIP Clark Street, Chicago.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

A young bridegroom after the we'd
ding was all over and the brides old
father had gone off to the club began
TO sefrch anxiously among the we'd
ding gifts.
What are you looking for, dear?'
said the bride.
THAT $500 check of your fathers. .
he said anxiously. II don't see it any
where"
Poor papa is so absent minded, -
said the bride. "He lit his cigar with
it"-San Francisco Arconaut.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Its Long Reach.

Mr.. Jagway, who had let himself in by
means OF his latchkey and was stumbling
over the furniture in the hallway, called
to his wife.
Don't be shcared, M DEAR" he said
"It'sh me-"
"Oh, 1 know it's you. Ebenezer," an.
swered Mrs. Jagway, from her room on
the floor above. L can recognize you by
your breath"
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30


tell of cures made by
Doan's Kidney Pills.
John C. Coleman, q
prominent merchant
of Swainsboro, Ca,
says: For several
years my k d Il e y $
were affected, and my
back ached day and
night. | was languid,
nervous and lame in
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

$50 you are going to stay at home ali
summer just for the purpose of taking
care of the house? Why don't you LET
the servants dc that?"
.'Oh. we could, of course, but when
we're away they entertain so much, and
it's so hard on the furniture.
Free Press.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

Mrs. Lenora Bodenhamer, X. f. d. 1,
Box 90. Kerne-sville, y. c., writes:
Il suffered with stomach trouble and
indigestion for some time, and nothing
that l ate agreed with me. 1 was very
nervous and experienced a continual
feeling OF ureaSineSs and fear. took
medicine from the doctor, but 1t did me
no good.
II found in one of your per1na books
q description of my symptoms. 1 then
wrote TO DIR. Hartman for advice. He
said I had catarrh OF the stomach.
took Peruna and Manalin and followed
his directions and can now say that /
feel as well as | ever did.
II hope that ali who are afflicted with
the same symptoms will take Peruna, as
1t has certainly cured me-"
The above is only one of hundreds who
have written similar letters to DR..
Hartman. Just one such case as this
entities Peruna 10 the candid consider
alton of every one similarly afflicted. IL
this be true of the testimony of one per
son what ought to be the testimony OF
hundreds. yes thousands, of honest, sim
cere people? We have in our files great
many other testimonials.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

To improve the general health, take
Garfield Tea daily for time it purifies
the blood, eradicates rheumatism and
many chronic ailments, and Keeps the
health good! Garfield Tea is made Of
herbs: it is guaranteed under the Pure
Food and Drugs Law. Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, n. Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

First Interne-What funny little APP
pendix that last patient had
Second Interne-Yes; regular comic
supplement.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Geftiur a Rest.

Bacon-Do you enjoy walking?
Egbert-Oh, immensely You see l
can't get my wife to walk ct all and
when I'm walking I'm where / can't
hear her talking ,-Yonkers States
man
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

"Faugh. ! wish you wouldn't run that
comb through my mustache !"
'..Sir, you are the first man in 10000
customers that has objected to that
comb
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Ask Your Dealer for Aliens Foot Ens

A powder TO shake into your shoes. II rests
the feet, Cures Corns, Bunions, Swollen
Sore, Hot. Callous, Aching, Sweating fee,
and Ingrowing Nails Aliens Foot Ease
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by ali
Druggists and Shoe Stores, 25c. Sample
mailed FREE Address Allen S. Olmsted
lie Roy, n. Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

Old Lady-Little boy, do sou beIiere
in Santa Claus?
Mickey-Cut Ii out. old party; bit
on dat kind of gag at Peter Pan last
year-Cornell Widow.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

Good dairy cows should not be "Os-
lerized" until they are at least II years
old, and even after they have reached
large quantity Of milk. The pro6uc-
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Living Up tn His Name.

A teacher in a mission school in Bos-
ton had among her pupils colored
boy named Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sunday, she asked the class If any one
knew the reason for his absence.
Il reckon | do said one small,
serious-looking boy.
what is the reason, Johnnie?"
I guess he's home writing poetry
responded the boy, with delighted
chuckle.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

No plant will long survive il the
leaves are cut off. hence the way to de
stroy Canada thiStles or other plants
cut down. As fast as they appear
above the ground cut them, and. as
they will become weaker after each
getting, there arrives a time when they
can no longer grow.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

To be on good terms with human ma
ture. Be Well /. Garfield Tea purifies tho
blood, eradicates disease, regulates the
digestive organs and brings Good HEALTH.
Manufactured by Garfield Tea CO..
Brooklyn, n. Y. Sold by druggists.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

The government is after the western
thieves who have stolen thousands Of
acres of valuable coal and mineral
lands by fraudulent entries, perjury
and bribery. Many of these lands were
sold to the railroad ceal companies at
less than So an acre, on .hich the coal
royalties along would amount to thou
saids. In most Of these cases, the
thieves are the men who ride in pri-
vate cars and control great business
euterDriSes
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

the morning. Doans Kidney Pills help
ed me right away, and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Sold by all dealers. 80 cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
a Bold Step.

To overcome the weltgrounded and
reasonable objections Of the more intel
ligent to the use of secret, medicinal COM
pounds, DR.. E. Y. Pierce, of Buffalo, n.
Y, Some time ago, decided to make. a bold
departure from the usual course pursued
by the makers of put-up medicines for do
nestle use, and, so has published broad
cast and openly to the whole world, full
and compute list OF all tho ingredients
entering irse-she composition OF his widely
celebrated tledicj1es. Thus he has taken
his numerSls Patrons and patients into
his full C0nfGencc.. Thus too he has re-
noved/hisIhedicines from among secret
nostrfps>of doubtful merits, and made
themLfacmedicS Of KnOcn Composition.
By this bold Step d.. Pierce has shown
TIL biS fQrmulas are Of such exceIlelce
that he is not a1raId TO subject them 20
the fullest SCRUTINY.
Not only does the wrapper of every bottle
OK DR. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, tho
famous medicine for weak stomach. torpid
liver or biliousnesS and all catarrhal diseases
wherever located. have printed upon it. III.
plain English, o fall and complete list of all
book has been compiled from numerous
standard medical works. of all the different
schools OF practice. containing very numer-
Gus extracts from the writings of leading
practitioners OF medicine. endorsing IN tho
strongest nossfble terms. each and every ingre>.
dent contained in DIR. Picrce's medicines
One Of these little books will be mailed free
- any one sending address on postal card or
by letter. to DIR. X. V. Pierce, Buffalo. ~ Y,
and requesting the same. From this little
book II viii be learned that DR.. PieTce's ned
icines contain no alcohol. narcotics, mineral
agents or other poisonous or injurious agents
and that they are made from native. medici-
nal roots OF great value: also that some OF
the most valuable ingredients contained in
DIR. Pierce's Favorite Prescription for weak
nervous. over-worked. rrun-down." nervous
and debilitated women. were employed. long
years ago. by the Indians for similar ailments
affecting t.seir squaws- In fact. one OF the
most valuable medicinal plants entering into
the composition Of DR.. Plerce's Favorite Pre-
scription was known TO tho Indians es
cSduaw- Weed" Our knowledge of the uses
OF not a few OF our most valuable native. me-
dicinal plants was gained from the Indians
AS made up Oy improved and exact pre-
cesses. the Vfavorite Prescription Wis most
efficient remedy for regulating ALI the wOra-
AMY functions. correcting displaceraents -
prolapsus. anteyersion and retorversioa.
overcoming painful periods. toning up TIA
nerves and bringing about perfect state O.
health. Sold ty all dealers III medicines
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
State of Ohio, City of Toledo. Lucas coun-

", S..
Frank j. Cheney makes oath that he Is
senior partner OF the firm of +. j. Cheney
Co., doing business In the City OF To
iedo, County and State aforesaid. and that
said firm viii pay the sum Of ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for each and every case
OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use
OF Halls Catarrh Cure
FRANK j. CHENEY.
sworn TO before me and subscribed In my
presence, this 9Th day OF December. A. ID.
1856. A. w. GLEASON.
tSeal) Notary Public
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally,
and acts directly the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Send for testimo-
mails, free. f. ]. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, roc.
Take Hairs Family Pills for constellation
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

Russian officers in camp receive money
to pay for their meals, but in many cases
they keep this for other purposes, and
eat with the common soldiers.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

man who tried it, says that the
best device for keeping crows away
from the newly-planted corn is to tie
ears Of corn to poles placed at inter
walls around the field. For some rea-
son after they came and looked at the
poles they went away and stayed
away.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

"Why do you look at me like that, you
great, awkward bear?"
20, Miss Pimmie, IL protest I'm not
IA bear"
"Well, why aren't you?r
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

Mrs. Winslow's sooTHIxs SYRUP -or Childrea
teething softens the gums, reduces Inflammation. nt
lays pain. cures wipS oclic. Is cents Q bottle.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

The use of corais BY infants while
teething is at least 200 years old.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
If Yo,5 Use RALL u.-E.

Get Red Cross Ball Blue, the best
Ball iaiie. Large 2 OF. package only 5
cents.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
YELLOW CLOTHES ARE uNsIGHrLY.

Keep them white with Red Cross
Bal Blue All grocers sell large OK
package, cents.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

There was a man dropping letters
in the new postofice building last Sat
urday.
what. Are they ready to receive
Ill there?'
40. This was an English workman
nd the letters he dropped were all
h's."---CIeveland Plain Dealer.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

- - . ST. vltus Dance All Nervous frs<.>ssl
= Permanently Cured by Dr. Kline Great
Restors- Send for Free &c bottle
DR. n H. KLINE la. sSl Arch Stzs~t FhI~dslphis. -
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30

The average farmer could add from
10 to % per cent to his income from
vegetables and fruit if he was not too
proud to deliver them to customers
direct.
DO not wait until the potato vines
are covered with beetles before spray
ing paris green, but attend to the work
of destruction on the first signs of the
appearance of beetles. so as TO avoid as
much damage to the plants as possible.
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
BAcKAcHE Is KIDNEYAcHE.
Cure the kidneys and the Pain VIII
Never Return.

Only one way to cure an aching back.
Cure the cause. the kidneys. Thousands
The Plymouth tribune. (Plymouth, Ind.) 1901-1911, 1907-05-30
Hospital Horror.

Sold by all Druggists, roc.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
Death of Geo. ". Curry.

MT. Geo. w. Curry, of this city died on last Thursday night, after an illness of eight or ten days. MT. Curry was taken down with pneumonia at Stuttgart and was brought home, and for time il was believed that he would recov. CT; but on Thursday night his heart became affected and he soor. passed away. He was about AS or so years of age; was Virgin ian by birth, but lived in the Northwest for several years before moving to this county. Hess came to Drew county about I2 or I5 years ago, and settled on Long Prairie, in the southern portion oi the county, where he engaged in farming for four or five years Subsequently he moved to Monti' cello, where he was residing at the time of his death. Mr. Curry was d genial. sociable gentleman anc made warm friends wherever he went. He leaves wife and fou, children, two girls and two boys to mourn his death. His remains were inferred in Oakland Gene tery.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
Notice of Confirmation of Title

All parties interested will take notice that the Mercantile Trust Company. of Little Rock. Ar hansss. a corporation duly organized and creat- ed under the laws of Arkansas. have filed in the Chancery Court for Drew County. Arkan- sas, Its petition to be heard at the December term. leo7 of said Court, praying that the title eo the following described lands in Drew Conn ty. Arkansas. be vested and confirmed in it, as against all persons whomsoever, to.wit:
 The East half of the Northwest quarter and the West half of the Northwest quarter ef See ton i3. Township II, soath. Range 1, West, Tn Drew County, State of Arkansas.
 All parties interested are warned to appear as the December Term. 1907. of the Drew Chan cerv Court and show cause. if any they can. why the title to said lands should not be con Armed in said Mercantile Trust Company
 Given under my hand clerk of said court, and my seal Of office this May B, 1907.
 J. ". KIMBRo,
 isEAL) June 6-6t Clerk.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
K II. Gannaway
For the Blues.

If you are blue, deiectcd, and feel like the world has 1t "in for you" the chances are your liver is taxing a few days off. Put il to work by using Simmons Liver Purifier ttin boxes its the best ie ,ulator of them all.
 Sold by D. T. Hyatt.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
W,lrHar. AIk.. June 10, 'O7. To the Boys and Girls of of South=Eastern Ar. Kansas, GREETINGS:

Our Summer SchoUd of .Arifh- metic yIH open at Monticello Ju- IT. Sth and eonfinHe eight weeks. We have secured q special teach. or for the work, than whom there IS Hone better in this sec fiOn Of the State. He under stands his business and will get results. Eight weeks under tAis specialist WiH De equivalent to i5n eight months mathematical course in stH average public or high school lFe Lave an ele- gaHt study hall. supplied with I'D to date furnituir, lighted iplth electricity, and supplied with artesian Water. Tn addi- tion to the abOge, the dormito- IT is new, well furnished, well lighted. well ventilated, and q model of neatness. Our own family will reside in said dOrnli. tory and look after the Welar8 of the students. Bear in mind That q properly conducted dor nlitorv means much to the vel. fars, comfort and advancement of the students Our eighteen years spent in 9 dornitory should be ample proof of our knowledge Of the minute details of the business.
 By all means, arrange for rooms early, that you may have an opportunity to avail your self of the very best advantages. Our Terms have always been sat- ;sfact0ry To the people, as shoWn by past success.
 Yours truly.
 j. L. SPENCE.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
Do not Neglect the Children.

At this season of the year the first unnatural looseness of childs bowels should have immediate at tention. Toe best tbing that can be given is Chamberlain's Colic. Cholera aud Diarrhoea Remedy followed by castor oil as directed with saeh bottle os the pedy. For sale by K [. vaacr Bordeaux.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20

The little son of Mir. Cary Law. son, who was bitten by spread ing-adder snake sometime ago, died the latter part of last week It was thought that the little fel- low bad almost fully recovered from the effect of the bite. when blood-poison set up, resulting al stated above.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
LocaI Items.

You do not have to spend the full amount of s5.oo at one time to receive the benefit of the above but if you spend s co tand for ey- cry $ .oo spen) during the month of June, entities you to the so cent coupon. Keep ticket of your purchases, and at the end of the time. see what you have saved. The only requirement. is, that cash must be paid on purchases as made.
 II. M. Wilson x Co.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
NOTICE TO TEACHERs!-

NOTICE TO TEACHERS!- - Any one wishing picture of teach CTS. group, made at Hilemon Uni. versity. can get san'e. post paid at 90 cents, each. Remit stamps, if more convenient. Picture F frst-class of all.
 k II. Gannaway.
 The Monticello second nine and the Presbyterian Training School nine. of Warren played two games of ball at the latter place on Thur and Fri. of last week. Monticello won the first game by q score of } to I; Warren winning the 2nd game by SC ore of 4 to }.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20
NOTICE.

The following-Ramed Executors, Admin istfAsors and Guardians have filed their an 4, nual Accounts Current at the April Term, $l207, of the Drew Probate Court to come up for approval at the July Term, 1907, of said Court as follows. to-wit:
 !. K. Berryman, guardian Gladys Berry men, minor.
 Nh. Matilda NJ. Matthews, guardian of rsy and Leron Matthews and Ex. Est. of \. H. Matthews, deceased
 E. Courtney guardian of Lillie and Rich ard Gray. Minors.
 Walter Lambert. guardian of Carl Miles, . minor.
 ]. :. Bstter, guardian of Carroll L. RAvlss. misor.
 2. T. Morris. guardian Tomuie Dell Morris, minor.
 C. T. Harfis. guardian of Ruth Harris, minor.
 J. 0, Taylor, Ex. H. K. Taylor. deceas- ed and guard han Anna Bell Taylor, minor. J. c. Williamson, guardian Claude, Nsude and Edgar Ford. Minors.
 R. |. Hsrdy, guardian tizzie, Earle and Ninas Harpsr, minors. \
 Jss c. knox. guardian Earl Niles, mi ao,.
 2. I. Wood. guardian Zach Miles, mi nor. 2. T. Weed, guardian Julia Styron. a minor.
 And notice is hereby given that all per- sons interested in any of the above named settlements see warned to como forward and Gle exceptions thereto, if any they have, on os bsloss the cnd day of the July Term, 1897. of this Court, aF they will Do forever bssysd from excepting thereto or any item thessof.
 Witaess wy hand and official seal this the 27sh day of April, 1907.
 D. NJ. HARDY, Clerk.
The Monticellonian., 1907-06-20

Last Sunday was clear and bright.
 MT. II. F. Baily made visit to Little Rock, last week.
 Save money on garden seed at If Bordeaux Drug Store. MT. V. J. McCloy and wife wis. ited Little Rock last week.
 Miss Orlena Wilson visited rel atives at Warren, last week.
 Bordeaux Tetter Lotion cure. the Spring scratchers. If Miss Annie Shell visited War. ren, last week.
 Dr. w. T. Lowe, of Morrell was here the first of this week.
 Prairie land for rent. Apply to Mrs. J. Y. Erwin. If. MT. Bob Jeter, of Warren, spent Sunday, last, in our city.
 Mrs. Theodosa Dickson has re turned from a visit to Little Rock Stop your scratching by using Bordeaux letter Lotion.
 Miss Blanche Hall visited friends at Warren, last week.
 Mir. l.. Clark, of Dermott, was here last Saturday.
 Spectacles that fit the eye, a, Bordeaux Drug Store. tf Mir. w. T. Wells, of Hudspetb spent last week in this city.
 Master Harry Savage is visiting relatives at Hamburg.
 Window glass, all sizes at Bor. deaux Drug Store.
 Mir. H. $. Hart, of Hudspetb was here this week.
 MT. Willis Shelton has returned from a trip to Texas.
 Landreths fresh garden seed al If Bordeaux Drug Store.
 MT. Knox Polk, of Nashville Tenn, was here this week.
 Mir. ]. ]. McCloy made d busi. ness trip to Little Rock, this week Window Glass, all sizes at
 Bordeaux Drug Store.
 Prof. Fred Harrelson, of Little Rock, was here this week.
 MT and Mrs. G. W. McVay vis ited Pine Bluff relatives this week See K. L. Hardy for fine milk COW. 2t.
 Col. C. T. Duke is at Cooper Wells.
 Mir. Wilson Lambert has return. ed from a visit to Hot Springs.
 Garden Seed in bulk at
 If Bordeaux Drug Store. MT. w. NJ. Minter left last Sun day on a visit to relatives.
 Mir. John Bennett, of Lincoln county. was visitor to our towr last week.
 We make 1t pay you when yot buy goods of us.
 H. M. Wilson < Co. Miss Bessie Duke has returned from attending Vassar College, O New York.
 Misses Winnie and Annie Wells of Little Rock, are visiting rela lives in this city. Prevent chicken mites by usinj Antiseptine in your hen house. a Bordeaux Drug Store. If
 Veterans who should have hat Crosses of Honor on the 3rd oi June, can now get same by apply ing to Miss Elanche Hall.