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The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
DRIFTWOOD
BIZ PHIL n. ARMSTRONG.

DrOwsy Dreamy Days.
Drowsy dreamy days
When you want to roam
Amid tn etangled ways
Around the dear old home,
Doing not a thing
But loafing round the place;
Hear the bluebirds sing
While you wear smiling face.
Drowsy dreamy days.
Roses all abloom.
Where the zephyr plays
Waftin sweet perfume.
Gathe their sweets,
Miles of -. eadows nigh
Instead of city streets.
Drowsy i. eamy days.
Letting time slip past.
World wrapped in a haze,
Seems too good to last.
Beneath your feet the green.
Above your head the blue.
And blossoms in between,
And all of It for you.
u :s n
Broken Reflections.
Some mems idea of carving their way
to success Is to whittle around a coun-
try store
u e Il
Heaven isn't reached at single
bound but conclusions are.
u II Il
Whiskey will cure snake bite, but
not the bite of the kind you see after
drinking too much OF II.
Il y u
A mans idea of contentment Is to
sneak off fishing when he knows he
ought to stay houe and beat the carr
pet.
n A. u
Atlanta has a female blacksmith; oh.
well. it's natural for woman to have
hammer out all the time
e " *
A girl doesn't care whether the
Panama canal is dug or not. so long as
her pompadour is properly adjusted
In old Madrid
About that kid
They're taking on just like 1t wasn't
growing up to be
Ruler of a nation
That had the socks licked Off 1t
By Uncle Sam.
e X Y
Il X "
Rap.
Her makeup in that amateur show
was perfect"
TT ought to be. she has been at 1t
for good many years"
x X e
Cheap.
"A Norfolk man had to pay 500
the other day for hugging a girl"
wen, ne Ou6ht nut " nave doHllL-
ted he was from Norfolk"
" Il u
He Knew.
What's good for bad breath?"
Don't know; but whiskey's mighty
bad for good breath"
Getting Familiar.
Amt it nice
To break the ice
After You have met a peach.
Hours fit
Sc contented on the beach.
She's not slow.
Soon you grow
Quite familiar don't you know
Arm is placed
Round her waist
Call her Name" she calls You Joe"
Less you're friends
That depends
Quite entirely on the girl.
There are some
Who by gum
Woub get mad and make things
whirl.
Now, beware
Try it on some" in this town.
E. EN- by phone
Make 1t known IL
Call her up. she'll call you down. 5.
Are There.
"Jack is kleptomaniae."
Indeed"
Yes; he takes the hearts of every
girl he meets"
X n "a
sorrow.
Said the summer straw
To the peek-a-boo
What on earth
Are we going to dot"
AS in the wardrobe
They did hide
And heard the keen
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
JOHNSON FOR PRESIDENCY
Governor of Minnesota Urged for
Democratic Nomination.

Governor of Minnesota Urged Tor
Democratic Nomination.
ST. Paul (Minn.) Special.
The Dispatch today prints the fol-
lowing special from It's WashIhstoh
correspondent:
'Governor John A. johnson of Min
nesota is looming up prominently as
a Democratic candidate for PRESIDENT
That he will receive an enthusiastic
Endorsement from the Northwest is
now conceded by the friends of Bryan
and Hearst, while the conservative
element of the party. the men VINO
have never been for Bryan, viii ac-
cord the Governor their loyal support.
According to reports which have
reached Washington this week, Gov
ernor Johnson is regarded as strong
candidate for the head of the Demo-
cratic national ticket. The Demo-
Gratis want a vote getter next year,
and the claim is made in Washington
today that with Governor johnson as
Presidential candidate. Minnesota'
Iowa, North Dakota and Montana
would be added to the Democratic
electoral vote.
AT the last State election in Min
nesota, in November, Governor john
son received a majority of more than
$4,000 ever his Republican opponent.
He is of Swedish descent, but born
and EDUCATED in the Northwest. where
there are many thousand Swedish
Americans who are very proud of
"That the candidacy of johnson is
receiving much consideration is evil
dent today Congressman John Wes-
lev Gaines of Tennessee, in a talk with
Martin II. Albin. a Democratic lawyer
of St. Paul, said Governor Johnson
was forging to the front as proba-
BILE candidate for first or second place
on the Democratic ticket next year.
"GoVernor Johnson will be put for
ward as a candidate who can draw
thousands of Republican votes. His
remarkable run last fall will be cited,
and his record, while not brilliant, is,
nevertheless. alluded to as record
that will stand the strongest kind of
limelght. 1t is stated that If Dem
ocratic leaders of the South and East
become convinced that Johnson can
carry several Northwestern States,
they will come to his support.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Some of our people are paying the
old world back in her own coin. The
habit has been for foreigners to come
over here and get rich wives, but
now we are told of New York man
who went over to Japan and married
a genuine Jap lady. who can speak no
English but is very wealthy. We pre-
dict that she'll soon learn to talk
enough United states to let him know
what she thinks when he gets to stay
ing out too late at night.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
a PERMISSIBLE LIE
Judge Says Oath in Court Is Less Sa-
cred Than WOmnn's Honor.


Chicago Dispatch to New York World.
Judge Willard McEwen's daclarS-
tion that lie in court under oath
was permissible, even justifiable,
whom spoken in-defense of woman ;
honnr. has divided the bench of Chi
cago and caused no end of discussion.
judge McEwen. Nho Is founde OF The
now famous Sunrise Divorce Court"
lie like a gentleman, to shield a
The Judge believes in his own die
tum. as Is shown by his refusal to
receive testimony in a divorce suit
from a man who admitted wrong do
ing with the woman defendant. Upin-
ions of other jurists vary.
"A man who voluntarily takes abe
utation is so contemplate that he is
beyond belief" said Judge Marcus
kavanaugh
CHIEF Justice Harry Olson. of the
Municipal Court, can see no way for
a man to violate the oath that he
gives on the witness stand, even to
protect woman's reputation.
man who upholds the honor of the
woman. II do not agree with the
sentiment expressed by Judge, NC
Even" said Judge Brentano. TT is
an old sentiment, and often the wo-
man is entitled to resort TO the lie
Woman always gets the worst Of 1t
In life A true man will always pro-
p tect woman at whatever cost.
II can conceive of no circumstance
in which a lie is iustifiable." said
Judge Mackenzie Clelana: The
truth is above all else, and the man
who deliberately uttets a falsehood is
assntV of nariuru mn nlattAr for whah
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
Today In History

1672-Pere Marquette and party
started from MichilimacKinac to trace
the course of the Mississippi.
1690-Casco, Maine, captured by the
French and Indians,
1727-Catherine l., Empress of Rus
STA. died.
1772-Richard Dana, leader of the
Boston bar just prior TO the Revolu-
ton, died. Born July z. 1893.
1S3s-Prince Tal!eyrano died. Born
1854.
1sS6-Alfonso XIII, King of Spain
born
1S91-Alexandra. elder daughter oil
the Princess Louise. Durchess of Fife
born.
1902-Coronation of King Alfonso
XIII. at Madrid. ----.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
"This is My 69th Birthday"
Bishop Hare.

Bishop William Hobart Hare of the
Protestant Episcopal diocess of South
Dakota, who is now recovering from
a long and serious Illness, was born at
Princeton. N. J., May IT, 1895. He re-
ceived his education at the Protestant
Episcopal Academy of Philadelphia and
at the University of Pennsylvania.
He taught school for several years
while pursuing his theological stud
les and was ordained a deacon In 1907;
In 1S62 he was ordained a priest and
until 1870 he was rector or churches
in Philadelphia For the next three
wears he was the secretary and general
agent of the foreign commute OF Tue
Domestic and Foreign missionary
Society. In 1873 he was consecrated
bishop of Niobara. Ten years later
his diocese was enlarged and renamed
the diocese of South Dakota.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
TRAINING HEAD AND HAND.

One of the objects which should be
constantly kept in view in the edu-
cation of boys is to instil into them q
proper degree of pride, self-confdence
and ambition. We DO not allude TO
pride of wealth or position which some
times causes a boy to feel himself
above his fellows. We do not refer TO
that kind of self confidence which In
duces some boys to think they know
1t all and that nobody can teach them
anything Neither are VIC referring to
an ambition to acquire great wealth
or to become a great warrior
All of these may come soon enough
in the natural order of events, an
need not become part of the school
curriculum. What we mean is that the
schoolboy should be taught something
useful outside of mere book learning.
and that he may be encouraged to be-
lievc that he is qualified tc make
his own way in some branch of in
dustrial life, and that If he is called
or to weed his own row" in any in
dustrial art lie can do so. In short,
we would have the boy trained to
feel that he need not depend on 9TH
ers for help in the great bottle of life,
and that he need not b. a drone or a
dependant on others.
This is why we so earnestly advo-
cate manual training in the public
schools. There is not room in the So
called learned professions for the great
army of boys annually leaving the
schools. All cannot be lawyers or doc
tors, ministers or statesmen. Some must
work. and In this stirring. pushing age
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Oregon has designated May 2sd as
'Peary day" in the schools of that
state. Contributions for the next
Peary expedition are to be asked of
the school CHI. dren. 1t Is pretty small
business. when only $500 is needed
to ask the children to contribute it,
or any part of 1t. in niclSels and PEN
MES. If the well-to-do adults of this
country do not care to finance the
expedition, bstter abandon lt.-New
Bedford Standard.
1t is not only. pretty small bust
ness" but in our judgment it is not
cannot start en- another polar expe-
dition without making demands On tha
savings of the school children, hs
should abandon the scheme entirely
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

doors with so little fresh air all VIM
ter long, and my body Is fun of impuri-
ties. In consequence, I'm duh, hali
feverish and tired all the time That
Is what all worn out really means.
Take a tablespoonful of Cooper's New
Discovery three times a day for two
weeks and the "all worn out" feeling
will certainly leave.
Mr.. Burger was "all worn out" once.
For some weeks / suffered from an
affection of the stomach that seemed t.
wear me out completely. My system
was run down. my bowels constipated.
I had dull headaches apd although ]
was not sick enough to go to bed,
did not have ambition to stir around.
l read of Cooper's New Discovery and
began using it. i am glad to say that
two bottles put me on my feet and re.
lieved every symptom of my trouble.
1t is one of the best system tonics ]
have ever heard Of" John Burger,
l511s Hopkins ST., Cincinnati. o.
We sell the famous Cooper remedies
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Some six years ago, as the story
goes. Miss Mabelle Gilman, then an
obscure but ambitious actress. had
her p drawn by a noted artist
and ser it to a friend with this mes
sage written on 1t: Keep this till l
become famous. 1t will be very val
liable then If she has achieved no
other fame she has reached one variety
by marrying q divorced millionaire.
That is at least a sort of fame for an
actress.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
The Governors Reward.
VI q rio, Ctop lor -

The merchants are much displeased
over the. tobacco dealers license tax
they are required to pay by the newly
enacted revenue law of Alabama. II
is S. in Greensboro, and towns In it's
class but is not required of the coun-
try merchants and for that reason the
town merchants protest II is not fair
to them. Greensboro Record.
Why the merchants should take
JUNCTION at the tobacco tax we are not
able to see. The merchants and
farmers were together for once and
elected Conner and his Legislature
Now what Conner is doing for his sup
porters in the way of tax raising and
license is a plenty. Take your medi-
cine, you rolled Lhe Pill. We didn't.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

According to The Muskogee Times
Democrat. ito be scientifically dipIo-
matte is to be able to lie without
letting the other fellow know you
are lying" Naturally, then, If the
other fellow catches you at it you
are not a scientific diplomat
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
ADMINISTRATORS
NOTICE

Under and by virtue of power and thu
direction given me in the viii of Joanna
DOVE. deceased. recorded in the Office Of
the Judge of Probate. of Montgomery Coun-
ty. in win Book No. 7, Page 1877. I will
sell at public cutlery. to the highest bidder
at the Court Square Fountain, in the City
of Montgomery. Alabama. Monday. July
Sth. at IL o'clock, noon, one-third cash.
balance in one and two years. with inter-
est, the following property. to-wit:
lis South Court St, 314 Washington Ave,
I18-120-l22 Montgomery St, zoo Lust; S
acres Goode St, 20 acres Goode st.
For further inforpxation, to location or
condition of the property. or to incum-
ORANGES thereon. apply to the undersigned.
JOHN ]. DOVE
Executor and Trustee under the VIII Of
Joanna Dove. Decease"
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

When you talk or think about hard
times just try to bear gentle Spring"
In mind and think of what a time she
has had trying to make a permanent
landing, and perhaps you may forget
your own troubles.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

"-c- many weeks past says The
Roanoke Leader, despite the chill
wet weather, nightingale has sung
his cherry song in the grove around
The home Of this writer" Do night
,npales flourish about Roanoke? Per
hans II was "scrooch owl" that dis
turbed the brother.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Speaking of the Chicago man who
left fortune to his dog. The Birming-
ham No-7s notes that hogs and asses
are often made rich by wills" Yes.
tunate.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
Read the Papers.

OpWIINd V9W5
1t Is the recorded experience of teach
ers who have studied their profession.
and keep tab on results. that pupils
who have access to daily newspapers
at home, compared with those who do
not are helped in their studies. espec-
tally those OF reading. spelling, gram
mar and punctuation, history and
geography by ths reading of these
neWEnaDars-
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

John l. Sullivan has stood up to be
but he side steps when they talk about
marrying him off. He declares that
he has retired from the ring for good.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

WEef e. 4 III
all worn out"
Did you ever
stop to think
what 1t means?
: Well, 1t means
just this; my
liver Is dull
and not work
ing properly;
my stomach is
taking too
much food
which 1t isn't
digesting prop
erly. I'm all
clogged up
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Abe Ruef cut q wide swath Of ras-
caifty while boss Of san Francisco. but
he Is in good shape to land in the
penitentiary II justice is done. Mayor
sehmitz will 60 with him.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

The Montgomery Advertiser guarantees
its advertisers (and makes It a part OF inc
contract when requested) that Its Daily cir
culation 10 larger than that of any morning
newspaper printed in Aiabama-and that It's
sunday edition has the largest circulation
OF any edition of any newspaper printed III
Alabama without exception -
The figures for March, printed peiow'
represent the actual net circulation. all re-
turns having been deducted
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Some of the Ohio Republicans seem
determined to have peace in their
ranks II they have TO fight like cats
and dogs to secure 1t.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
Have Web Feet.

GadSden journal
The old theory that earth is two
thirds water and one third land will
soon be passed up with other old fogy
notions as out of date. If the pres
ent state of weather continues it's
hard telling how soon Wen all have
web feel
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
ANOTHER NEW ONE.

Running a railroad engine and train
dream of mechanics, by any means.
Many efforts and experiments have
been tried to accomplish this subject,
but that none of them has been salts
factory is evidenced by the fact that
none has been put to practical use.
Now, however, it is announced that
an Englishman named Brennan has
turned the trick, and The Brooklyn
Eagle, after referring to the efforts
made in the past, says:
The Brenna idea differs from all It's
predecessors in applying the principle
of the revolving top to maintain the
balance of his cars. A top spins SO
only becomes unstable when the ro-
tary motion slows down. Brennan has
in each car machinery which he de-
scribes as two flywheels rotated d.
rectly by electric motors in opposite
direction at a very high velocity and
mounted SO that their gyrostatic ac-
ton and stored up energy can be utiliz-
/ ed. These flywheels are mounted on
high class bearings and are placed IN
exhausted cases, so air and journal
friction is reduced to minimum ana
consequently the power required TO
keep them in rapid motion Is very
small"
To layman it sounds as II that
apparatus would be inadequate to
maintain the balance of train cross
ing a river ch Q single wire haTser
in place of bridge, when is one u
the Brennan promises. But there re-
mains the fact that his model train
ran for hours around the assembly
room Of the Royal Society. turned sharp
corners, ran up ana down tnclines ana
crossed a wide gulf on single strand
NJ wire Moreover, the load piled in
the cars distributed its weight dTlo-
matically so that the balance was NOT
disturbed. The Investigators trleo
Milling loads on one side of the cars
only to find that the loaded side rose
Instead of sinking.
We really do not know whether this
brmninc-top idea of cars is only
Joke or whether the Englishman really
has an idea of the kind that he be-
lieves he can make practical and use
full. The thing looks absurd. of course
but what If Vt? 1t looked absurd to
the common intelligence when Full
ton, Stephenson. Fitch and others talk
ed of driving cars and boats by steam.
It looked absurd when Morse spoke Of
sending messages over a wire II
looked absurd when Cyrus Field pro-
posed to lay cables under oceans and
connect continents by electric wire. In
fact. many things seem absurd when
| first proposed that prove to be not so,
and this may be- one of the same kind.
We don't feel any inclination to ride
on one Of the whirligig coaches. but
If they run they will have patrons,
Even if the proposition turns out to be
a hoax 1t is an ingenious one.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Senator Foraker intimates very
plainly that they can put him down
~ they wish but that he won't stay
nut Up and al them. Joey.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

1t begins to look as If the Cannon
boom was only the explosion of pop
gun.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17

Crime and it's sequelae" are the
subject of an editorial in The Albany
IN. " Journal. Let us hear from
The Charlotte Observer, The Montgom-
cry Advertiser. The Washington Her
aid, and other meteorological experts,
on this subtect.-Norfolk Landmark.
Certainly; anything TO ohlige the
inouiring brother "sequelae" is what
remains of a criminal trial after the
LAWYERS get through with It.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
SHORT TALKS BY
L T. COOPER.
ALL WORN OUT.

This is the time OF year for this IAN
worn out" feeling You hear it every
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-05-17
Daily Average. March, 1907 80. =. .15.643
Sunday Average. March. 1907 :. :. .2s.ois

II. 8. Noble. Circulation Manager of The
Montgomery Advertiser. being duly sworn.
Gays:
The foregoing statement of The Adver-
Users circulation for The month cf March,
1907, is true and correct and compiled after
Ali returns from news-boys, news agents,
spoiled and leftover copies have been de-
Quoted E. s. NOBLE,
Circulation Manager.
Sworn to and subscribed before me this
18th day Of April 1907.
(seal) RIGA ALEXANDER.
Notary Public.
Evening star., 1907-11-10

~ ANDERs h sTAYhfAy, on our = street
~ ON s1ve to Us music both cheering and
~ swoet.
1hstf Weber Piancla. the best Of its
kfnd,
VIII sooths every trouble and calm tired
mind,
have one and know,
Winner. Amelia H. Low. AT, l. Ihs Fa,coo
12lb 18th ct.
Evening star., 1907-11-10
house for his appearance in the Police
Court Monday morning to answer to the

dcCu6dllOu.
The trouble is due, 1t is believed by the
police to feeling Of rivalry between the
two men. Conlin was recently promoted
from the Western High School to the
Business High School, but because of his
popularity at the former building. it IS
said he has been called back there sew
eral times by teachers for special serv-
ices Bowen. 1t is declared. did not take
kindly to these visits, but no clash oc-
Cured between the men until yesterday.
Con!in went OF the Western building
carly yeste rday afternoon and found Bow
en- in charge. A hot dispute followed, and
presently physical force was used and
blackjack was used. Conlin denies that,
however. according to the police. claim
ing he used only his fist
Following the fight Conlin left the build
ing and first went TO his homo. on 35th
street. Thence he started to the Franklin
School. where are located the headquar-
tiers Of the public schools. intending to
report the occurrence and his version OF
how 1t happened. Policeman Warren OF
tho seventh precinct was there and took
Conlin into custody.
Evening star., 1907-11-10
PUBLIC MEETING RULES
NEW GERMAN LANGUAGE LAW
A BLOW AT THE POLES.


Special Cablegram to The Star.
BERLIN, November 9.-It is semi-of-
ficially stated that the new bill resulat-
ing public meetings throughout Germany
will contain clause forbtddtng the use
Of any language other than German
without the special permission of the
particular government within whose ju-
r,sdiction the meeting takes place. The
Importance Of this measure may be esti-
mated from the census Of 1905, accord
ing to which there were then in Ger
many 100000 people speaking Polish
only. 10000 speaking French only and
10000 Danish only. These persons will.
therefore, be unable to hold public meet
ings without the express permission of
the state, and since for practical purposes
the only state concerned will be Prussia,
It may be supposed that the ventilation
Evening star., 1907-11-10
JANIToRs IN COLLISION.
One Receives Blow. the Other De.
posits $50 Collateral.

The Western High School was yesterday
afternoon the scene Of a lively fight be-
twen J. A. Bowen Of $685. NJ street north
west. Janitor of the school building, and
William J. cohlin Of. 22s6 95th street
northwest. a former janitor there, but
now holding a similar position at the
Business High School. Bowen was struck
in the face by coniin. 1t is alleged, and
his right cheek bone was fractured, Later
Cenlin was taken into custody on a
| charge Of assault, and he left 80 col
| lateral at the seventh precinct station