The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-11-17
MT. D00ley's Philosophy


Sthreet.' This mornin' I see: It is
 forchnit f'r this counthry that in tn
 panic caused among our sinseless read
 CTS be tn wild an incindyary rawlings
 iv tn anrychist in tn White House,
 wan man has been found to seize tn
 hellum iv state. It is needless to say
 that we refer to our reyered frind,
 Mitsher Morgan. But he shud not be i required to carry tn entire burden on his manly shoulders. This is no time f'r our infuryated subscribers to be
 swept away be annything we have
 said in tn pass. Tn money in tn
 counthry is safer in tn hands iv tn
 preedytory rich thin tn stocking or
 tn clock. We call upon our readers who have been misled be tn frothings
 iv tn dimmygogue at Wash'nton to put back what they took out an say, FIX cuse me-" Nawthin' is so sinseless as sudden disthrust iv tn preedytory classes. In another column will be found an appeal in iliven languages , firm tn gifted pen iv a we'll known capitalist, whose face will be recalled | firm tn pitcher we printed iv him last week jumpin on tn prosthrate form | iv Liberty. We corjally endorse all that our worthy an pathriotic frind 1 has to say We have requested tn state attorney to suspind tn prosecu- | tion iv this talented financier till tn I prisint small furry is over
 An there ye are. I don't know what | to do. All over this broad land has gone up tn clarion call iv .'Hus-sh.' | Tn American people have rallied to 1 tn battlecry iv Shut up.' A gin'ral
 era iv re-concilyation has set in, as
 Hogan says. Judge Landis has asked lawn D. Rockefeller to come an spind
 a week with him. Me frind Thomas
 Lawson has wrote an asked his old
 chum Hinzy fir his photygraft, an | Hinzy has wrote back that he is sorry,
 but it is in tn bank I have sint q
 short note to Heidelback, Ickleheimer an Comp'ny apologizin' in a manly way fir annything I said about thim
 befure we needed tn hated English | goold m Prisdint in tn White l House is settin' with his hand firmly
 pressed against his lips. Nawthin' so inspirin' to tn financiers iv tn coun- thry has come firm that handsome
 home in years as hasn't come firm it
 in tn last two weeks.
 Me frind, Tiddy Rosenfelt, is pre- parin' a message to Congress, though. | We'll hear firm him, ye bet. Tn pub | lie shud not f'rget that tn basis iv all credit is confidence. an tn basis iv
 all confidence is credit. In pintin' uot tn weak places in our industhreel an l financial systems l have perhaps | pinted too hard an me thumb has 1 gone through. All that I have said
 turned out thrue, but tn thruth is dan 1 gerous if ye take too much iv it at wan time. Tn American people are now sufferin' firm an overdose iv tn
 thruth. I have found on investigation |, that all iv tn splendid institutions that support our noble financls' sys-
 tenn are in tn hands iv tn prce.ytory | classes, an tn time has come whin
 they shud be vigorously supported.
 wish to thank these noble-minded gin
 tlemen fir all they have done an I
 now call on thim to go an sin some | more.
 Well. sir. wisht I were with Taft
 durin' this here small furry that has
 rocked our counthry to it's depths. He's
 tn lucky boy. Whats he doin'?' says l. ye. Well. some time ago th' Prisidint