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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
SlOAACH ON SIaiAt
eucceSsFuL TONIC TaEATM ENT
FOR INDIGESTION.
=, VJlIlIams' Pink Pills Curee This
lvornna and tisyo Cured MaEy
Hundreds OF Other Gases CT
Comn1cn Ailments


Toee Of appetite. coated tongue, bad
to.te IN the mouth, heavy dull headache
ami A dull, sluggish feeling these are
- symptoms OF stomach trouble They
INDICATE that the stomach is on as;rike;
HAT IL is no longer furnishing To the
HOOD the full quota Of nOurishmcnt that
M body demands, hence every organ
suffers.
There are two methods of treatn ent,
Tie old one by which the stomnc "a is
hnrnored by the use of predigested foods
ana artificial ferments, and the new one
M which tho stomach is toned up to do
me work which nature intended OF it.
4 recent cure bv the tonic treatment il
that OF Mrs. Mary Stacl1pole, OF 81
Liberty street, Lowell, Mass. Size says:
IL suffered constantly for years from
stomach trouble and terrible backac lies
ana was confined 10 my bed the greater
mart of three years L was under the
care Of our family physician most OF the
time. but did not seem TO get better.
IL was completely rundown and was
NOT able to DO my work about the house.
Nv blood was impure and my complex
ion male. | suffered from flashes Of
hpat. followed suddenly by chills.
han awful headaches. which lasted from
three 10 four days. could get but little
rst al night, as my sleep was broken
and ftful. As a result | lost severa.
pounds in weight and became very ncr.
vOus.
II was In wrctched condition WIN
Heard about DIR. Williams Pink Pills.
I started 20 take the pills at once and
began 10 gain in weight and health. |
was encouraged by this 20 keep or until
| was cured. NY friends and neigh bors
cffen remark what changed woman
ana and | owe it all 10 DR.. Williams
PM Pills"
These wonderful pills are useful in a
". le range of diseases such "a aEnnlia,
rheumatism, sciatica, neuralgia, nervous
headaches. and even locOmOtor ataxia
ana partial paralysis.
Tie great value OF DR.. Williams Pink
Pills lies in the fact that they actually
make new blood and this carries health
aud strength TO every portion Of the
BODY. The stomach il toned up. the
nerves are strengthened. every organ is
stimulated 10 do its work.
Or Williams Pink Pills are sold by
all lruggists, or sent. postpaid. onreceipt
Of price. 30 cents per box, six boxes for
t-5O. by the Dr. Williams Medicine
Company, Schenectady, y. Y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
WHAT MADE HIM DOUBTFUL.
elz. OF Commuters Hat Caused Ac.
quaintance to Worry.

commuters on the D.. L. & w re.
marked TO a friend the other morning,
as they came into the city:
Hawkins, OF Stamford. Is going 10
move into that new house next door
10 me. | know him very slightly, and
! understand that you know him pref
" we'll
Yes, have known him for upward
OF 20 years"
Wei. what kind Of fellow is he,
anyhow asked the commuter.
"A frst-rate fellow. and In every
way desirable Why?"
Il just wanted to know. because !
could never quite make up my mind
about him, he wears such a small
hat. philadelphia Ledger.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

After a while curiosity led me back
TO the sod house. and ! saw for the
first time how the white woman pumps
so much air into box that when she
presses on the top board ii bowls con-
vulsively. | forgot my bashfulness so
far as to listen openly and enjoy the
operation. wondering much how the
white man puts a pair of lungs into a
box, which is furnished with a whole
set OF black and white teeth. and
when he sings TO 1t it appears TO an
swer him. This is how the white peo-
pie teach their children to do things.
thought.-From the Outlook-Dr
Charles A. Eastman's "Sohooldays OF
an Indian"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
SHOWED PRESENCE OF MIND.
Nsrsy Act Of We'll Dyllers Ave-te6
Fearful Disaster.

Two oil well drillers. Earl Sheets
and Frank Winks. near Carl Junction,
underwent an experience last week
th1t would make a feature" for a life
and death melcdrama says the Kan
sas City Star. The two men were su
rerinionding the shooting of well
Three hundred quarts of nitroglycern
had been brought to the well to be
used To the shot
she'll" containing 30 quarts had
been lowered, but it stuck in the well
The operators thought they could
shove the can on down in the we'll by
letting the baier down in the well on
tor Of H. The plan appeared TO have
worked all right. and the baler was
drawn up out of the well. and part
way up toward the top Of the derrick
before the Mortified spectators noticed
that the can OF deadly explosive had
caught in the baler and was then
dangling in the air. ready 10 fall
Just IS Sheets and Winks looked up,
the shell came loose and started to-
ward the ground. Realizing that If II
ever nit the ground these 30 quarts OF
nitro would explode and kill every one
IN the vicinity. the two men with pres
ence Of mind. ran under It and cSIght
II in their hands. II they had failed
IN this, not one of the spectators
would have lived to tell the story
Work faithfully. and you VIII put
yourself in possession OF a glorious
and charging happinesE-Ruskin-
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
piles MoEEY T! ]! SIRED 30; a. S.
The Bridht Side.

ooh. :his poverty" wept the beauti-
ful wife when her shifty-eyed husband
came home. THE gas and electric
companies have shut of their service
because you have not paid their bills"
We'll. we can use candles" con-
soled the husband
And the telephone company has dis
connected our instrument because we
owe them two months rental"
so much the better. II anyone
tries 10 ring us up to spend the eve
ming with US they will think we are
not at home. Judge.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
DEHoRNlNo CHUTE.
ContriVance Which viii Make the
Task Of Oehorning an Easy One.

one Of the good points about this
chute is the hinged doors on the rear
end, which make IL possible to adjust
the chute TO any size barn door Where
the width Of the rear end OF the chute
Is stationary, and cannot be adjusted
10 The door as shown in the illustra-
ton, there Is often a foot or two Of
space 20 be divided between the two
sides As our readers who have had
experience in dehorning know, an ami
mai viii always choose to pass through
this small opening rather than into the
chute, and thereby cause a constant
aggravation. The chute proper is
mounted on two heavy timbers which
may be four-byfours or fourby-sixes.
while the uprights are generally four
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory II the right
Starch were used In order to get the
desired stiffness. It is usually neces-
sary TO use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness OF the fabric is
hidden behind a paste OF varying
thickness. which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
Ing quality Of the goods. This trouble
can be entirely overcome by using De-
fiance Starch. as II can be applied
much more thinly because OF its great
er strength than other makes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
The Reason.

shea-How long have you been
eick?
Ryan-Five days.
Shea-Glory be, An why don't We
git a doctor?
Ryan-Shure. got 70 go to wur-ruk
Monday maInin' Puck.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
And He Was Not German.

One Of our third grade teachers no.
ticed little fellow the other day dur
ing a penmanship lesson who was evil
IDENTIFY absorbed in his work and put
ting his whole soul into his efforts to
make his results look like the teach
er's copy upon the blackboard.
Thinking such devotion worthy OF
special reward she passed up the aisle
TO give him an encouraging pat upon
the head and the regulation smile OF
approval. AS she drew near she no
ticed that his lips were moving. and
that with the completion Of each letter
ne compared 1t with his copy and NUT
tered audibly. "damit,' "damit; then
screwed up his courage and his lips
for a new attempt. The teacher passed
on without distracting his mind from
his work.-Journal of Education.
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Worth OBSERVING.

In a certain preparatory school in
Washington an instructor one day
made the statement that every year
g sheet OF water IA feet thick is raised
TO the clouds from the sea"
AT what time OF the year does that
occur. professor" asked a freshman.
1T must be sight worth going
long way TO see. "-Harper's.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

To reach port on the sea OF life we
must sail sometimes with the wind
and sometimes against Il. but we
must sail and not drift or lie at an
chor.-Oliver Wendell Holmes.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
They Tiohtened Up.

81 presume that your failure showed
you that you had great many close
friends?"
That's what IL did, The closest
bunch OF friends any man ever had"
Fort Worth Record.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

The inducements to adopt Natures per-
feet Laxative, Garfield Tea, are many
II Is made wholly OF simple Herbs and is
guaranteed under the Pure Food and
Drugs Law, 1t overcomes constipation
regulates the liver and kidneys purifes
the blood and brings Good Health.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
How's This?

We oner one Hundred Dollars Reward for any
81 Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hans
Cstarrh Cure.
FL. CHENEY & CO, Toledo q.
We the undersigned. have known Y. J. Cheney
for the last years and believe him perfectly hon
orabie IN all business transactions aud financially
able % carry out any obligations made by his nrm.
WALpINo. kINNAN MARvIg,
wholesale Druggists. Toledo. O..
Hairs Cstarrh Cure Il taken Internally. acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces OF tho
system. Testimonials sent free. Price IS eeuts per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists
Take Hairs Family PILE for constipation.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Spring always brings into special favor
Natures blood purifier. Garfield Tea. 1t
Is made wholly Of clean, sweet Herbs 1t
purtes the blood. cloanses the system,
clears the complexion. eradicates disease
and promotes Good Health. For young
and Old
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
The extraord,nary popularity Of fine

The extraordinary popularity Of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice OF Starch a matter of great i'm
Dorts.nce. Defiance Starch. being free
.-.om all Injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe TO use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as a stiff
ener makes half he usu,l quantity OF
Starch necessary, with the result OF
perfect finish, equal TO that when the
goods were new.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

FITS. St Nitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. Kline $
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free s. 90
rial bottle and treatise. DR. Il. H. Kline,
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

with my back and
kidneys. / doctored
and used many RENE
dies without getting
relief Beginning with
Doan's Kidney Pits,
! found relief from
the first box. and two
boxes restored me to
good, sound condi-
flOD. Nv wife and
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Give Defiance Starch a fair trial
try it for both hot and cold starching.
end if you don't think you do better
work, in less time and at smaller cost,
return it and your grocer will give
you back your money.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Father wonder what's the matter
with Nellie this evening? She acts like
one possessed.
Sister--She probably is. ! noticed a
new ring on her finger when she came
nstairs.-lllustrated Bits.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
Eioure, Seem Contradictory.

The United Kingdom. which is the
largest importer in the world OF cattle
and sheep for slaughtering purposes,
is oddly enough the largest exporter OF
horses for the same purpose.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

many OF my friends have used Doan's
Kidney Pills with good results and
can earnestly recommend them"
Sold by all dealers. so cents a box.
FosterMilburn Co. Buffalo, n. Y.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

IL requires the same kind OF pa
thence 10 teach pig 70 waltz that is
needed by the fisherman who can
angle all day without getting q bite.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

In Turkey the tombstones OF the
faithful, where the departed is man
of eminence. are capped with the fez
carved in marble.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Modern doctors think II 10 better 70
take a patients money than his
blood.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

What do we live for. II II is not 10
make life less difficult to each other?
George Eliot
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Anyone can dye with PUTNAM FADE
LIS Dl -. no experience required,
success guaranteed.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Don't expect a man 20 have faith in
your judgment II you call him fool
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17
GOES YOUR BACK AcHE7
Profit BY the Experience OF One Who
Has Found Relief.

James r. Keller. retired farmer. Of
Fenner St, Cazenovia. y. Y. says:
about fifteen wears ago l suffered
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Lewis Single Binder Cigar has rich
taste Your dealer or Lewis Factory,
Peoria. III.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Smokers have TO call for Lewis Single
Binder cigar 70 get il. Your dealer or
Lewis Factory, Peoria. Ill
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

stop tho churn as soon rs the but
ter graduates Il you want 70 Scrk
out all the buttermilk.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Don't expect a man TO have faith In
your judgment II you call him a fool
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

YRS. NinsloWs soothing NFrups
for en- dfrn teethinr softens the gums reduces IN.
nAa4AAiion, aays pain cures wind oOliC. 2cs bottle.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1907-05-17

Work faithfully. and you VIII put
yourself in possession Of a glorious
and charging happinesE-Ruskin
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29
German Car Fender.

Ina new German street-car fender
the only visible part of the mechan-
ism is projecting strip extending In
front of the forward platform of the
car and attached to a shaft or rod
carried by the platform. II this strip
comes in contact with any object II
yields easily and forces the shaft back
ward. BY this movement the electric
current is cut off an automatic brake
is applied and a broad fender some 8
feet back Immediately in front of the
wheels, drops to the rail level and
picks up the object on the track. Dur
ing the continuous daily experiments
carried on for many months there has
been no failure to pick up safely and
easily all obstacles encountered. The
device is controlled by the City Coun-
Gil of Dresden.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29
BOYS right
ARM SHOT OFF.
A Most Distressing Accident
Befell Sank Har-
reid.

Last Saturday afternoon while Rob-
bic Main, Grandy Harreld and Sank
Harreld, aged respectively 17,17 and
IL years, were hunting birds on the
North side Of the river near upper
Aberdeen, and in returning home were
diagonally crossing the river when the
Steamer Bowling Green bore down OH
them so close they were compelled 10
pull in to the bank before they reach
ed the regular landing. Sank was sit
ting in the bow of the skiff and jump
ed out on the bank just inrange of ont
of the shot guns that was laying in
the skiff. The thrush of the waves
from the passing Steamer caused the
skiff TO roll and lurch causing the gun
10 strike one of the ribs of the sliff
with sufficient force 10 discharge II.
The load took effect in the right arm
of Sank between the elbow and Shout
der tearing away the flesh and mus
Gle and breaking the bone, leaving the
arm hanging limp by his side. The
older boys who had retained their seat
in the skiff ran to him and with great
presence of mind quickly tied a hand
kerchief above the wound and twist
ed same tightly with a stick thus stop
ping the flow of blood. The boys then
carried their wounded companion about
100 yards to the public road where they
fortunately found Mr.. Jas. Turner With
his team gathering corn, who brought
the wounded boy TO town with all
haste possible under the circumstan-
ces.-Morgantown Republican.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29
BUT A few
HERE KNOW THIS.
SAYS Homemade Treatment
Cures Rheumatism.
Lots of Men and Women Here Had
Simple Home MADE Mixture
Prepared, Says Druggist.

When the eminent authority an
nounced in the Scranton (Pa.) Times
that he had found a new way TO treat
that dread American disease, Rheuma-
tism, with just common, everyday
drugs found in any drug store, the
! physicians We're slow indeed TO attach
much importance TO his claims. This
was only a few months ago. To-day
nearly every newspaper in the coun-
try, even the metropolitan dailies, is
announcing it and the splendid results
achieved. 1t is SO simple that any one
can prepare II at home at small cost.
1t is made up as follows: Get from
any good prescription pharmacy Fluid
Extract Dandelion, one-half ounce;
Compound Karagon, one ounce; Com
pound Syrup Sarsaparilla, three
ounces. Mix by shaking in bottle
and take in teaspoonful doses after
each meal and at bedtime. These are
all simple ingredients, making an alb
solutely harmless home remedy at lit
tie cost.
Rheumatism, as every one knows,is
symptom of deranged kidneys. 1t is
condition produced by the failure Of
the kidneys to properly filter or strain
from the blood the uric acid and 9TH
er matter which, If not eradicated, eth
or in the urine or through the skin
pores, remains in the blood, decom-
poses and forms about the joints and
muscles, causing the untold suffering
and deformity Of rheumatism.
This prescription is said to be a
splendid healing, cleansing and invig-
Grating tonic to the kidneys, and gives
almost immediate relief in all forms
of bladder and urinary troubles and
back ache. He also warns people in a
leading New York paper against the
discriminate use of many patent medi-
cines.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29

part of the immense park contemplated
by the Government will be more at
tractive and more logical when all is
done, and meanwhile (which is TO say
for many years to Gomez the monument
to Gen. Grant will be tucked away in
one of Washington's most obscure and
unconsidered corners. Neither in the
ugly present nor in the gorgeous if
problematic future will the proposed
adjus,m ent satisfy the discerning and
the thoughtful.
Scott, Sherman, Mcpherson, Farra-
gut, Dupont,T homas, Logan and 9TH
ers have squares" and "circles" 10
themselves in the most beautiful and
luxurious and highly improved sec
tons of the city. The Botanic Gar
den lies at the bottom of a hill in
what is now the brother to a swamp,
and can never under any conceivable
dispensation be converted to purely
patriotic uses. AS the eastern tail
end of the projected boulevard the
half swamp in question may be util-
lied to more or less advantage in the
general scheme. AS the site of mon.
ument 10 the most colossal military
figures in our nationalhistory it seems
extensively impertinent.-New York
Sun.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29

no pay? Then you paper tiger!" ash
ed what he meant by paper tiger"
and he replied: Oh, in China a pa
per tiger is BLACKBOARD who blow much
but is harmless" He. added: when
a man is very proud of himself, what
Americans call stuck up we compare
to rat falling into scale and weigh
ing itself. When a Chairman owed
does thing we say he is hunch-
back making bow. The rich son who
quickly spends his fathers money we
call rocket which goes off at once.
We say of you rich Americans who sen,
money to heatherns by missionaries
neglect their family at home, They
hang their lanters on a pole, which is
seen from afar, but gives no light be-
low. New York Press.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29
Great Statue at Washington.

AS a matter of fact, the spot chosen
by the functionaries who have or are
supposed to have authority is perhaps
the most unsuitable that could have
been found in Washington, barring, Of
course, the slums and purlieus. The
so-called Botanic Garden lies at the
foot of Capitol Hill. 1t is very low
ground, ground which for years 10
come will be cursed with squalid and
unlovely surroundings, and which ev-
en- when the most ambitious schemes
of municipal adornment have been
completed, will remain comparatively
remote and inconspicuous. Almost any
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29
My Best Friend.

Alexander Benton, who lives on
Rural Route 1, Fort Edward, N. Y,
says: "Dr. Kings New Discovery is
my best earthly friend. 1t cured me
of asthma six years ago. 1t has also
performed a wonderful cure of incip-
tent consumption for my sons wife.
The first bottle ended the. terrible
cough, and this accomplished, the 9TH
er symptoms left by one, until she
was perfectly well. DR.. Kings New
Discovery's power over coughs and
colds is simply marvellous" No other
remedy has ever eQualed 1t. Fully
guaranteed by all druggists. SOC and
$1.00. Trial bottle free. m
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1907-11-29
Cures Blood, Skin Diseases
Cancer, Greatest Blood
Purifier Free.

If your blood is impure. thin, dis
eased, hot or full of humors, if you
have blood poison, cancer, carbuncles,
eating sores, scrofula, eczema, itching;
rising and bumpy skin. bone pains. ca
tarrh, rheumatism, or any blood or
skin disease, take Botanic Blood
Balm (B. B. b. Soon all sores heal,
aches and pains stop and the blood
is made pure and rich. Druggists or
by express 81 per large bottle. Sample
free by writing Blood Balm Co., At
lanta, Ga. B. B. B. is especially ad-
vised for chronic, deep-seated cases.
1t cures after all else fails. 35tf