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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
HORSES THAT WOULDN'T DROWN
Remarkable Deeds Recorded by Two
veraeious Chroniclers.

An Albanian VINO has Just returned
from the east, where freshets have
been the rule, tells the following about
horse which had been attached to
foot bridge crossing a brook, to
keep the structure from going adrift.
The flood finally swept horse and
bridge down stream. Later, the
bridge was discovered lodged against
me bank. with the horse sitting quiet
ly on the former.
A bystander who had listened in
tently to this tale. remarked quietly:
Il see suthin', similyar oncet."
Indeed? What was it?" asked the
story teller.
"Ye see," was the reply, "arter the
boss see was took down stream, no.
buddy ever 'spected to see him alive
agin. But ne was a pow'ful sort o.
brute. an bout hour arterward we
see him a comm up a stream a-pulin'
the blame ole bridge arter him!"-Al
bany Evening Journal.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
TO WASH sHEEPsKlN RUGS.
Renovatins Treatment That viii Make
Them Look Like New.

Sheepskin rugs, according to an ex.
pert, may be washed at home with
comparative ease, when one knows
how. The skin or pelt side should not
be wet at all, and to prevent this the
rug Is tackled around stout barrel.
Choose sunny day, and with clean
scrubbing brush and plenty of hot
suds In which good washing powder
has been dissolved scrub the rug thor.
oughly. Afterward spray well with
clear water, using a hose with show.
er nozzle for this. II possible, in order
to have strong, penetrating stream.
Leave the rug on the barrel to dry in
the sun, combing 1t out now and again
with clean currycomb. to prevent
mating Of the wool. The rug should
come out after this treatment beauti.
fully white and fluffy.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
ponIin Signs with Giants.

Mike Donlin has officially signed
with the Giants. and the first step In
the reconstruction of a once great ball
club has been taken, Donlin, back in
form and bat in hand, is demon dire
when II comes to moving down the
pitchers. He had a great deal to
do with the Giants success in former
years, and his absence from the cam
paigns OF 1906 and 1907 hurt Nc
Graw's chances terribly, A good,
natural batsman is beyond all price
when Il comes to winning games, and
Donlin ranks as one of the very
best. Since the falldown OF Keller
It is probable that Mike is absolutely
the best left.handed hitter In the
business. He Is not afraid of south
paws, and can kill Highlander.
while his aggressiveness and ginger
help a team almost as much as his
hitting. Donlin and Seymour viii be
the batting front Of New York's at
tack next season. Mike may play first,
leaving the outfield free for some new
star or for further trial OF the pres
ent incumbents, or he may return to
the garden. displacing Browne.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Hard to Explain,

Uncle George was an old colored
man who tried awfully hard to be
good, but 1t was very difficult for him
to keep from stealing. AS he ex.
planned it, II just nachally want to
take what lay my hands on"
Uncle Georges latest theft was q
pig. The more he thought about what
he had done the worse he felt. About
the middle Of the night his wife awoke
and saw uncle still kneeling by the
bedside in earnest prayer.
why don't you get In bed?" she
asked.
"Oh. let me alone" replied Uncle
George; Use tryin' to 'splain to
heaven JUS how happen to have that
pig, and the more I 'splain the wusser
mixed get"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
WAYS Of William Penn.

~ Simeon Ford recently said at ban.
quet In the course of eulogy on vii.
liam Penn:
Penn was a man of peace and al
ways got the biggest one. He be-
lieved In doing right by the Indians,
and when he did them he did them
right.
THE Puritans extinguished the In
dian title by the simple expedient Of
extinguishing the Indian; but the
pious Penn. instead of shooting them.
got them half shot, and accomplished
the same result. Hence the saying,
Penn Is mighter than the sword"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
MANS LACK OF oALLANrRV.
Or, a. You May Look at u, Woman's
unreasonableness.


II. ]. Conway, of Chicago, president
OF the Retail Clerks International
union, advocated at the recent conven-
ton in st. Louis the same pay for
women as for men clerks.
when women said Mr.. Conway
afterward, do the same work as men
they should get the same wages. And
anyone who argues that this is i'm
possible seems to me at once as an
gallant and as illogical as the famous
husband of Paint Rock.
This husband was returning home
from market late one Saturday night
with his wife. The wife was burdened
with a huge market basket, broom,
q kit of mackerel-dear knows what
all. AS for the man, he carried moth.
ing.
Coming to steep hill. the wife
paused and said reproachfully:
"'Jack, II you were real man,
you'd help me carry some Of these
parcels
Jack glared at her in disgust and
scorn.
"'Aw. how can II he growled.
Amt l got goth hands in my peck
cts T"-Rehoboth Sunday Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
HOW TO DYE LACE.
Methods That VIII Not lnjurs the
Most Delicate Fabrics.

To make a dye for laces put the
tube paint into gasoline and stir until
the former is dissolved, then test the
shade by dipping in scrap of the
sample. II too dark. add more gaso.
line. but IL the shade is too light put III
more paint. Dip the lace up and down
in the bath with pair of bonbon
tongs until the desired tint is OBJ
tanned. sThen shake the lace out and
let 1t dry. Then press on the wrong
side with warm flatiron. Pull the
lace very gently to give the new effect.
Ribbons may be dyed in the same
way, but should not be washed before
dyeing with the oil paint. II they are
creased press by passing damp
not wet-sponge over until smooth.
then dye. Feathers, such as quilts and
wings, may be dyed in the same way.
Ostrich feathers, too, will respond to
the same treatment, while for faded
artificial flowers the method is ad.
mirable.
The gasoline and oil paint solution
may be described as dry dyeing, in
the same way as cleaning with gaso-
line is spoken of as dry cleaning. The
goods not touching water are almost
like new again, hence its value over
the water cleansing.
Eevery one knows that cream tint
may be given to lace by dipping in
weak tea. but every one does not know
that Ceylon tea will give prettier,
clearer tint than any other brand. A
cube Of sugar dissolved in the tea will
give the required stiffening.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Creole Egg Plant.

For six persons. three egg plants;
slice one inch thick; lay them in salt
water two hours. Sauce.-In a deep
iron pot, one cooking spoon Of olive
oil, four cloves of garlic cut fine: lot
brown; then six or eight large toma.
toes, or one large can, half pound Of
olives, half pound capers, pint Of
water. salt and pepper to taste; let
simmer for one hour, then fry egg
plants In hot lard, then drop them in
sauce. simmer for one hour. Serve
with grated Italian cheese.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Would Not Compromise.

A German traveller who tried to pass
a meal ticket on the train was told by
the conductor that he would have to
pay the regulation fare Of 35 cents.
The German argued and refused to
pay more than 25 cents. whereupon the
conductor stopped the train and put
him off.
In twinkling the traveller ran
ahead of the engine and started to
walk on the track. The engineer blew
his whistle violently, but the irate
German turned, shook his fist and
called out: you can vissle all you
want to; won't come pack.'-Rehoboth
Sunday Herald.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Keeping Lettuce Fresh,

When lettuce is placed on the table
there is often considerable left. In
order to keep It fresh for another meal,
place 1t in a damp cloth and set It In
the refrigerator II 1t is not used on
the following day, dampen the cloth
again and rewrap the lettuce. You will
be surprised to find how long lettuce
can be kept from whiting. Even at the
close of week, the salad will taste
as though 1t had just been picked. This
plan is also good for celery.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21

There II Catarrh in this section Of the country
than ali other diseases put together and until the last
Few years was supposed to be incurable For great
many years doctors pronounced Il local disease and
prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing
TO cure with local pronounced incurabe.
Science has proven Catarrh ~ be constitutional dis
and therefore requires treatment.
Hars Catarrh Cure, manufactured by +. J. Cheney
Co., Toledo, Ohio 10 the only cure on
the market. IL 10 taken Internally in doses from 10
drops to teaspoOnfui. II acts directly on the blood
and mucous surfaces OF the system. They oner one
hundred dollars for any case II fails " cure. Send
for circulars and testimonials.
Address: r. j. CHENEY co., Toledo, Ohio
Sold By Druggists, Use.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Builds Church for His Own Use.

George Smith, who. few months
ago. created sensation In the dis
trict court at Reno by kneeling in
prayer in the midst Of a murder case
and asking God for light on the evil
den7e in the case, and who later Sc
verely criticised the Judge for pass
ing the death sentence on four con.
victed men, has built himself church
on the crest Of a high hill, several
miles northeast Of this city. The
church is right by two large roads,
constructed at much expense. The
building is small. but artistic. It
stands In country unsettled, and
Smith. who lives nearby, is the only
person within miles of the church,
Tonopah New Sun.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Dry Bread OmeIet,

Break dry bread into small crumbs
and soak in milk and water until a
mush. Beat in two eggs, half teaspoon.
full salt, one'fifth cup sugar. Let stand
half an hour. Beat again and fry in
hot butter, being careful to keep the
frying pan In motion, as you would
a corn pepper. When. thoroughly
Drowned turn and brown the other
side also.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Pumpkin Marmalade.

Seven pounds pumpkins; five
pounds sugar; three lemons. Pare the
pumpkins and slice in small pieces Do
this at night and cover with the sugar
and lemon juice. In the morning you
will find plenty Of strip In which to
cook your pumpkin. Boil down as
for any other marmalade and you will
be delighted with the result.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Paternal Advice.

What was the text this morning?"
asked Mr.. Wibbsley when his little
boy had returned from church.
"a mans man for a. that"
"Um. Very good. I'm glad you 70.
member 1t. Now get your Bible and
turn down leaf where the chapter Is
that has 1t In, 30 you'll know where to
find 1t II you ever forget It."
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
A Very Useful Knife.

There is an odd knife. one end OF
which pares vegetables and fruit
quickly. and economically takes the
eyes and spots out. The other end Is
used to slice vegetables for soup. or
potatoes for frying.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
All the Earmarks.

First Tramp (reading ADVERTISE
MCMILLAN wanted to chop wood,
bring up coal. take care of garden,
mind chickens and children.
His Pal (groaning)-Oh, these mat
rimonial advertisements make me
tired!-Illustrated Bits.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
house.cleanina Hint.

When renovating the house or apart.
ment, all polished furniture should be
carefully wiped over with cloth
wrung out of lukewarm vinegar,and-
WATERFALL teacupful to a gallon.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Too Much DELAY.

Miss Gibson Girl-How long before
you can let me have this gown?
Dressmaker-Two weeks, miss.
Miss Gibson Girl-Heavens! In the
meantime he may propose to some one
else.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21

with kidney trouble
that I could not
straighten up after
STOPPING with o u I
sharp pains shooting
through my back. I
had dizzy spells, was
nervous and my eye
sight was affected.
The kidney secre.
tions were irregular
and top fraouont 7
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21

was in terrible condition. but Doan's
Kidney Pills cured me and have en-.
joyed perfect health since"
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Point Of History Cleared Up.

The Dentist-Now, open wide your
mouth and l won't hurt you bit.
The Patient latter the extraction)-
Doctor, know what Ananias did for
q living now-lllustrated Bits.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21

ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
That liz LAXATIVE BROMO QUlNlNE Look for
the signature Of E, W. GROVE. Used the World
over 10 Cure a Cold In One Day. 25c.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21

you'll be too old to sit on peoples
knees soon, Dolly"
"Oh. no. I won't. auntie! I'm not
half as old as sister and she sits on
Mr.. Wilson's knee. I'm never going
to be too old for that sort OF thing!"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
A TERRIBLE CONDITION.
Tortured by Sharp Twlnges, Shooting
Pains and Dizziness.

Hiram Center. els South Oak Street,
Lake City, Mimi, says: 81 was so bad
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21

Justice, 1t would seem, is both blind
and deaf.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21

When a man is full he isn't fully
responsible.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
HIqhbaII7

Yeast-"Did you ever exercise With
a medicine ball?" Crimsonbeak-"we
I've taken something for snake bites,
II that's what you mean"
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
Baseball In Arizona.

Baseball In Arizona.
Arrangements have been made in
sunny, sandy Arizona for baseball
straight through the winter-six
games q week.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-12-21
important IA Nao,h.,.

Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that II
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-11-02
TRUNBULL OPTIMISTIC.
Prominent Railroad Official Sees
Better Times Ahead.

Il believe the situation in New
York is rapidly clearing up and l
further believe that good will come
from the relative evil in the finan-
cial district. | believe that the furry
of this week will bring about SOLID
and substantial state of affairs and
that the future will see operations
conducted upon a sounder basis.
look for the demand for Texas rail-
road securities to be better than
ever"
That is what Frank Trumbull,
president of the Colorado and South
ern railroad system said to Star
man Friday. Mr.. Trumbull is one OF
the most matter-of-fact men on
earth. He is more inclined to view
the situation as it is than almost
any man who has been here in many
month. He is in close touch with
the situation in the east, He knows
what brought about the furry ana
he knows that Texas and western
securities are just as good from an
earning capacity today as they were
when the financial center first begar
| to tremble. He is not a paper deal
err. His holdings Will not be dimin
ished or increased by the conditions
that prevail on the street. He Is
neither Overwhelmingly optimistic,
nor dejectedly gloomy He REGARDS
| the present furry more III the ilsh'
of a house cleaning than as com
ponent of the course of financial al
! fairs.
81 have just returned from trip
over the Trinity and Brazos Valley,
continued Mr.. Trumbull. For a new
road this is a splendid line. II viii
| i'm the near future be a powerful
contributing factor to the general de-
yeIopmeut of Texas. The system of
terminals being constructed In Cat
weston hv this line viii be q model
one. For the present We will use the
vharve- of the Galveston Wharf
company. avn not prepared fo say
when We win begin the work of con.
srucIua our own docks. "-Fo'I
/ Worth STAR
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-11-02
. q Q . q . . . . . . . . = . .
. AMUSEMENT NOTES. .
~>>>> S>%> .
Rip Van Wrinkle.

\ pretty and at the same time in
teresting evidence of Thomas JET
ferson's power to move his hearers
was noted in Chicago recently at a
matinee performance of RIP Van
Wrinkle" In one of the orchestra
seats was little child not over five
years of age. Attending the theatre
was clearly an event" to her, al
i though it was also evident that this
was not her first time. She follow
ed the performance with closest at
tention and it was easy to see that
Rips power to make children love
! him was being exercised beyond the
footlights to those in the audience
as we'll as on the stage.
! The last act came, and when the
old. gray-haired wanderer was led
! in by her who used to be his wife,
but who now failed to recognize him
| and he sank back in chair, trem-
/ bling because his own daughter was
afraid of him, the little child down
there in the orchestra began to cry
softly and was soon sobblng a:
though her heart would break. l
is scarcely possible that the patho
Of the dramatic situation could have
been clear to her II evidently was
the mere sight Of the old man
! grief, and a sweeter tribute TO his
q ability as an actor, the artist GER
/ tainly could not wish than the tears
of a child of five for the sorrows OF
old rip"
This play will be at the opera
house Tuesday night, November o.
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-11-02
VETERANS WILL ATTEND.
"(Ianslnan' Performance to BE
Honored by Presence of the
Mearers Of the Gray.

Many veterans of the war between
the states and the stirring times of
the Ku Klux Khan Will honor The
Clansman" by their presence at the
As is we'll known, the Ku klux
Khan, who are the heroes of this play
were organized in 1867 by Confed-
crate soldiers who returned to their
homes only to find them menaced
BY the black spectre of carpet bag
rule. The head of the order was the
celebrated General Nathan Bedford
Forrest, the greatest cavalry com
mander, and associated with him
were Generals Joseph NJ. Brown and
John B. Gordon of Georgia, Gen
George w. Gordon and Captain (now
secretary of state) John w. Morton,
of Tennessee, and many others. The
Khan were gloriously successful in
/ their efforts. Oath bound, secret,
weird, working under the cover of
night, they rid the country of vicious
characters, stopped lawlessness, re-
stored peace and good order, des-
! troyed the reconstruction govern
kuants, and paved the way for the
/ resumption by the southern people
of their God given rights as Ameri-
can freemen. Next to the noble wear
/ jS
highly honored body of men in the
/ south than the former members OF
] the Ku Klux Khan. "The Clansman
for the first time lifts the veil of Sc
crecy from their doings and shows
4 the whole country that they were
. hian-miuded patriotic citizens and
not arrant. ruffians, desperadoes
and scoundrels" as the north once
thought them. The vivid portrayal
of these personages and events caus-
es audiences 10 rise to their feet and
chear madly, and the Confederate
wacy IS often heard rising high
above the dome.
Although 10 deals with a most crt
Teal period iu history thc haud.ins
.pr .r. gorv is marked boy good taste
.rf refinement TIE main tread '
OBJ. drama Cd. beautiful love ro
..u.. Ir which South Coroliu.
...I.. .u. young Vermont beau
@ ..m-nl '1s.hyr after mans
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-11-02

pa4 ssa. sl. 0..s
The Waxahachie daily light. [volume] (Waxahachie, Tex.) 1894-current, 1907-11-02

s1oo0 or some vacant lots at sRme
q strand
The Alaska prospector., 1907-01-10
Saratoga Damaged.

The Jeanie came in about ten o'clock Saturday evening, while the Saratoga was tied up to the wharf and through some miscalcu- iation on the part of the pilot, who was on the bridge at the time, struck the Saratoga amidship. The sharp bow of the Jeanic carved through the side of the other boat. cutting a large hole in the upper deck and smashing 9 life boat. The Jeanlc V as but slightly dam aged and no one was injured. The captain of the Jeanie was lvinn down when the accident occurred, and the boat was in charge of Pilot Holstrom, formerly captain of the small steamer Toledo.
 Some temporary repairs were made to the Saratoga and she left for the South at the scheduled time. Agent Bush estimates the damage to the vessel at about $5,OOO.
The Alaska prospector., 1907-01-10
SauS

We have in stock German Ham Sauoages, Baiony, Blood Sausage, Liver Sausage and Frankfords, at Valdez Market. Phone 20.
 Bokcr's Pocket Knives are noted for their keen, razor edge. Red Cross Drug Co.
 Fifteen to twenty cents to the pan has been struck on the bench of below Fairbanks creek.
 Hair brushes, bath brushes. clothes brushes, nail brushes, tooth brushes, finest goods, lowest prices at Owl Drug Co.,
 COAL COAL ". II. Bush agent, or Copper River Draying Co.
 Levy & Co., have received a full line of the justly famous Strong k Garfield Trail Shoes. Buy none other if you want your moneys worth.
 Prescriptions are filled by us with the utmost care. Every part "f the work of preparing the nIedicino and checking of, as we'll as writing the label, is done by 8 graduate experienced phar- iWacists. Owl Drug Co.
 Just few choice furnished rooms leit in tho Copper block, stean heated, hotel service, your ekaSce. Also sns suite for offices.
The Alaska prospector., 1907-01-10

From 1870 to 1906 the United States government has collected nearly $1O.OO0OOO royalty on Alaska seal skins.
 You cannot mistake the place. We are the only RED CROSS DRUG co.
 Capt John J. HeaIey passed through Juneau recently, and in an interview said that there was no further obstacle in the way of the building of the proposed Trans SibcrjaAlasEa railroad. of which 90 much has been heard during the past few years.
 Tn 1895 there were l.95S wage carners in manufacturing esta abIish- ments in Alaska, drawing $1.O95.- 579.
 ChamoiS vests and chest protec- tors keep the body warm, prevent pneumonia, coughs, colds and all lung troubles; largest assortment. Owl Drug Co.
 Levi Strauss Overalls are ac- knowledged the best. They can be had | 4. l.. Levy & Co.'S,
 Blankets in different weight and qualities also large stock of Comfortcrs may be found at Lcvy's
 We received on the Portland q fresh lot of Beef, Mutton, Pork, Turkeys, Chix, Geese and Oysters. Valdez Market, Phone 29.
 Beautiful hosiery for ladies' and gents at Ladies' Bazaar.
The Alaska prospector., 1907-01-10
CHANGE RECOMMENDED In Navigation Laws By Shaw to Cover Alaska
 Needs.


 Waahinston> Jan. 5--Secrctary shaw is strongly urging changes in the navigation laws 50 as to be able to prevent a recurrence of lhc 9utra@es practiced by the Boring sea whIlers. His cndatiou. are that the penalties now in force be increased and that punishment be provided for offences which at present are not covered by the law. He practically endorses the recon nendations recently made by Capt. Hamlet.
The Alaska prospector., 1907-01-10

The Fairbanks Times of Dec. 20 reports the arrival of Orr & Go. car rlers with mail which left here on the 10th. Some of the Seattle let ters were mailed in Seattle on the "rd, making r days flom Puget sound to the Tanana.
The Alaska prospector., 1907-01-10

Cannon. The latter has received copies Of an interview with Was key in Seattle, in which he said that he would have heart to heart talk with Cannon, and this is believed to have offended the speaker. The only interview the delegate has had with Cannon was when he asked ior an appointment on committee, which Cannon promised s- give him, but the ap- polntment was never made,