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Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-12-20
NORTHEAST LASTRUP

Dec. 10 Mrs Anton Lueken, ST..
and Henry and Anton Lucken, Jr..
who have been visiting 1t Sank
Centre, returnd home last week and
reported good time.
Mr. Ortman is hauling lumber from
I. Safer which he bought at tl6 q
thousand.
G. Botz of Sank Centre was visitor
at Henry Lucken's last week and
bought q new saw mill of T. 9rell
of Pier1.
John and August Smuda were in
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-12-20

Little Falls last week and report Q
good time.
Anna smuda Of Justice Valley, who
has been IN Moth Dakota, was
married last week
T W. Billneier has moved his saw
mill to Rucke hill.
Henry Lucken will sell all his stock
and farm machinery at low price.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-12-20

@For Christmas ties, silk handker-
chiefs. silk muflers gloves, mittens
and suspenders, 90 to the Hub Cloth
ing Co
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-12-20

1SS See those pretty Vienna china
touver ire with Little Falls court
house, high school, and beautiful
water falls. at TOmelty 8.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-12-20

A Business education IS the stepping
stone to 2ucce$$. Little Falls
Business College.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-12-20

Fred Schafe has sold his place in
Morrill, and moved to Iowa. -
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-12-20

a. The greatest displa of Japanese
china you or We ever seen. at % per
cent off, ut Tomelt1' g..
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Senate Gavel Handieless.

1t is an odd fact that the gavel used
by the presiding officer Of the senate
has no handle, like that used by the
speaker of the house It is an ivory
contrivance, modestly ornamented, of
cylindrical shape and about four inches
long. In welding it the vice president
has to hold the gavel in his hand as if
it were small hammer without a han
die. How the custom originated of
providing the vice president with
handleless gavel is not known though
the oldest senate attache cannot re-
member when it was otherwise, just as
the oldest senate attache cannot re-
member when the gold snuffbox that
occupies it's ancient niche at the right
Of the vice presidents raised desk was
not dutifully filed every morning, al
though no statesman now patronizes
that once popular box for gentle
sneeze.-Washingto Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
PORTED PARAGRAPHS.

A reasonable probability is the only
certainty.
Every man makes a good husband
for awhile.
The clothes don't make a profession
al nurse by long shot.
Occasionally imposition travels around
under the garb of friendship.
When man says money will do
anything, that settles it; he hasn't any.
The boy who plays truant from
school never has as much fun as he
anticipated.
Every day man submits to some
injustice he vowed yesterday he would
never stand.
About the toughest thing that can
happen to man is to go contrary to
his wife's judgment and then make a
failure.-Atchison Globe.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Get What You Ask For,

When you see an article well-adver-
tised in the newspapers, you may be
sure it's a good article, for advertising
only pays if the goods are honest and
posses merit. The people who make
a speciality of one advertised article,
like Cascarets, Candy Cathartic for
example, stake their whole business
existence on it's doing what they say it
will. They must ''make good" as the
saying is. Readers Of this paper are
urged to be sure that they get what
they ask for, when they ask for an
advertised article, for it's the good
thing that is initiated and counter
feited. Don't accept substitutes! In
sist on getting the genuine!
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Nervous New Workers.

eff anybody needs to be convinced
that New Workers are nervous lot,
just let him peep under dining room
tables at mealtime and see the posi-
ton of the feet and he will have all
the proof he wants. remarked the pro-
prietor of a popular restaurant. Not
one person in hundred sits with his
feet planted squarely on the floor
while eating. Some twist their feet
around the legs of tables and chairs,
some sit with them crossed, others rest
the feet on the tips of the toes, while
still others bear their whole weight
down on thu heel. Since it is only the
fatty planted foot that indicates an
equable temperament, it is easy to see
what nervous, irresponsible crowd
the army of diners out really is
New York Post.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Barbarians and Perfumes.

Though perfume may be the outcome
Of civilization and more lavishly used
by nations we'll to the front in man
ners and polish, there are instances of
people of great decentralization who
use it in some of their horrible Gus
toms. The fetch men Of Ashanti sup
ply an illustration of this, who, for the
benefit of young soldiers, concoct a
mixture Of blood of human hearts and
of fragrant herbs, and Bethany, quot
ing from Beecham, says, "All who have
never before killed an enemy in battle
eat of the preparation, it being believ-
ed that if they did not their energy
would be secretly wasted by the haunt
ing spirits of deceased foes''
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
"Pneumonia'S Deadly Work

had so seriously affected my right lung
writes Mrs. Fannie Conner, of Rural
Route l, Georgetown, Tenn, ''that
coughed continuously night and day and
the neighbours prediction-consump tion
inevitable, until my husband
brought home a bottle of DR.. Kings
New Discovery, which IN my case
proved 70 be the only real cough cure
and restorer of weak, sore lungs
When all other remedies utterly fail,
you may still win in the battle against
lung and throat troubles with New Dis
covery, the real remedy. Guaranteed
by 0. M. Olsen, druggist. soc. and
$1.00. Trial bottle free.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
One Way Settlers Rates

To points in Nebraska, Eastern
Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, Arkan-
sas, Indian Territory, Oklahoma,
Texas, ETC.:
The Iowa Central Railway will place
on sale on each Tuesday during March
and April, one way tickets to points
in the states named at the extremely
low rate of one half fare plus $500 for
the benefit of homeseekers and settlers.
Call at once on Minneapolis & St.
Louis agents for full particulars, rates,
ETC., or address A. B. Cults, G. P.
& T. A., Minneapolis MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24

Besides curing all the above distressing
ailments, the Golden Medical Discovery y
Is specific for all diseases of the mucous
mempranes4 as catarrh. Mhether- OF tine
9asal Rassages Or q tbe SfQmac6. bowels
stages It VIII yisid to this sovereign rem
edy II it's use be persevered in. In Chronic
Catarrh of the Nasal passages, it is we'll,
while taking the rGolden Medical Dis
cOvery for the necessary constitutional
treatment, to cleanse the passages freely
two or three times a day with Dr. Sage'S
Catarrh Remedy. This thorough course
of treatment generally cures the worst
cases.
Ii you have bitter or bad taste in the
morning, poor or variable appetite, coated
tongue, foul breath, constipated or irreg-
ular bowels, feel weak, easily tired, des-
pOndent, frequent headaches, pain or dis
tress in small of back" gnawing or
nausea, bitter or sour vrisings in throat
after eating, and kindred Symptoms of
weak stomach and torpid liver, no medi-
cine will relieve you more promptly or
cure you more permanently than Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Per-
haps only a part of the above symptoms
will be present at one time and yet point
to torpid liver or biliousness and weak
stomach. Avoid all hot bread and bis
cults, griddle cakes and other indigestible
food and take the "Golden Medical Dis
covery" regularly and stick to it's use
until you are vigorous and strong.
Foul, impure blood can be made pure
by the use of DR.. Pierces Golden Medical
Discovery. 1t enricheS and purifies the
blood thereby curing, pimples, blotches,
eruptiOnS and other cutaneous affections,
as eczema, letter, or Salt-rheum, hives and
other manifesto tions of impure blood
In the cure of scrofulous swellings, en-
larged glands, open eating ulcers, or old
sores, the vGolden Medical Discovery has
performed the most marvellous cures. In
cases of old sores, or open eating ulcers,
it is we'll to apply to the open sores DR..
Pierces All-Healing Salve, which pos
sesses wonderful healing potency when
used as an application to the sores in con-
junction with the use of vGolden Medical
Discovery" as a blood cleansing cOnsti-
tutional treatment. If your druggist
don't happen to have the vAll-Healing
Salve in stock, you can easily procure it
by enclosing ffty-four cents in postage
stamps to DR.. R. V. Pierce, 663 Main ST.,
Buffalo, n. Y, and it will come to you by
return post. Most druggists keep it as
we'll as the vGolden Medical Discovery .
Not only does the wrapper of every
bottle of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery, the famous medicine for weak
stomach, torpid liver or biliousness and
all catarrhal diseases wherever located,
have printed upon it, in plain English, a
full and complete list of all the ingredi-
ents composing it, but a small book has
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
HAMPTON COURT.
Stories Of the Haunted English Royal
Palace


Palace.
Tales Of uncanny happenings cling to
old Hampton court, the English royal
palace on the Thames built by Cardinal
Wolsey. Not long ago policeman as
serted that he saw a ghostly funeral
procession there. The London Chronicle
remarks: s'The most definite of these
old stories concerns Mistress She'll
Penn, who was Edward Wis nurse and
died at the palace in 1862. She was
buried in Hampton church, and
monument was erected which was ir
reverently destroyed when the old
church was pulled down in 1929. Soon
Gfter this strange noises as of woman
working a spinning wheel were heard
through the wall of one of the rooms
in the southwest wing of the palace.
When search was made by the Office Of
works an ancient chamber was dis
covered in which an antique spinning
wheel was found, the old oak planks
being worn away where the treadle
struck the floor. After this Mrs. PENIS
ghost is said to have appeared to many
occupants of the palace; but, according
to Law, the historian of Hampton
court, she has not been seen since 1886,
when her tall, gaunt form, dressed in
long gray robe, nearly frightened
young soldier to death.
another we'll accredited story relates
how certain lady Of title who lived on
the west side Of the Fountain court in
1870 was frequently conscious of the
presence in her room Of two invisible
beings, and she was greatly disturbed
by the mysterious sounds that emanat-
ed from various quarters of her apart
ments. She addressed formal com
plant to the lord chamberlain. This
gentleman referred her to the Office Of
works, which, however, declined to in
terfere on the ground that there were
no funds at their disposal for any such
purpose and that the jurisdiction Of the
first commissioner did not extend to
the spirit world.
cat last, however, on Nov. 2, 1871,
some workmen, while excavating in the
cloister Of the Fountain court, came up
on two perfect skeletons Of full grown
men opposite to Lady IS door. They
were given Christian burial in Hamp-
ton church, and the mysterious noises
Immediately ceased Now the only
ghost that is seen in the palace is that
of Jane Seymour, queen Of Henry VIII,
which, some residents say, still occa-
sionally wanders, with lighted taper
in her hand in tha neigh hOrho06 Of
Silver Stick gallery
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
WaIrus and Bullets.

The most vulnerable spot in which to
hit walrus is the back part Of the
skull. The forehead, being several
inches thick in bone, almost invariably
turns bullets even if solid ones are used
in big rifle. as should always be done.
Besides the head, with the exception of
the heart, there is hardly a vital spot
in these huge brutes' bodies, and bull
lets may be fired ad libitum into these
masses Of flesh and blubber without
seeming to have much effect.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
TAPPING STEEL.
The Way Manufacturers Conceal De-
fects In the Casting.

The Way Manufacturers Conceal De-
fects In the Casting.
It might very naturally have been
thought that if there was one trade
which could be said to be free from
trickery and taking it was that of steel
manufacture The mere fact that steel
is synonymous with strength would
seem to bear out this view. And yet
methods are sometimes adopted in the
making of steel which once again illus
trate the saying that there are tricks
liz every trade.
At the same time it must be admit
ted that some of these tricks when car
ried out do not necessarily mean a
lessening in the soundness and quality
Of the material For instance, it some
times happens that in casting a piece
of steel what is known as a elbow
hole" occurs. Often this is not noticed
until the steel has been cut and trim
med for the required purpose. In such
a case the hole is usually tapped" and
a we'll fitting screw inserted, the head
of the latter being filed off so closely
to the metal that it needs an expert
eye to detect any unusual feature.
This is a trick which makes no differ
ence in the strength of the metal and
consequently is quite harmless.
Sometimes, however, crack ap-
pears in piece of metal which it is
impossible to remedy by the usual ex-
pedients of hammering and rolling.
The careful manufacturer will put the
piece on one side and make a fresh
casting, for if such piece of metal
were used as a crank shaft for in
stance, it might split at time of extra
strain and so bring untold disaster.
On the other hand, the manufacture
er may decide that he cannot afford to
throw the faulty casting on one side,
and in order to cover the defect it is
er will most likely be found to have
filled the crack by the time the cast
ing is required, and no one outside the
foundry will have known Of it's exist
ence until perhaps it causes a vessel to
become disabled And, as it is almost
impossible to tell afterward how the
crack originated, the maker is quite
secure from blame.
One Of the most sensational scandals
which have agitated the engineering
world for some years past came to
light not long ago in connection with
the building Of great battleship.
After trial trip she was found to be
somewhat leaky, and an examination
Of some of the plates forming the side
Of the vessel revealed the startling fact
that the rivets had been put in the
holes cold and simply calked.
When ships plates are riveted to-
gether, it is usual not only of course to
drive the rivets in red hot, but also to
calk them over with a special compost
ton as an extra caution against leak
age In the case mentioned the build
er was working under contract and in
order to save time resorted to the trick
described. The result was that the
strain on the plates quickly loosened
the calking, and some Of the rivets
actually dropped out of the holes
London Tit-Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
This will Please The GrocerS.

Washington, D. c., Jam, 19O7.-There
has been filed with the Department of
Agriculture here. one of the strongest
documents we Lave ever seen. It guar
antees that Je11-O and Je1l-O Ice Cream
Powder strictly pure and comply with
the requirements of the National Pure
Food Law. The guarantee is filed under
serial number 1854 and protects absolute
1y all wholesale and retail grocers who
handle the products named. Jell-O and
Jell-O Ice Cream Powder are we'll thought
of in Official circles and their purity and
wholesomeness has never been question
ed,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
An Interested Couple.

If there is anything in this world
more anxious than the look on the face
Of bachelor who has been beguiled
into holding the baby, it is the look on
the face Of the babys mother eagerly
watching him as he does it.-Clips.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Her Sorrow,

Young Widow fearfully)-Yes,
loved my husband, but I cannot stand
this cherries life, and I must marry
again.
Friend-You are in comfortable cir
cumstances. with plenty Of servants
and
Young WidoW-Servants! Yes, that's
it, my friend. l can't go on keeping
house and squabbling with servants
without a husband to tell all my trou-
bles to.-London Telegraph
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24

When you need a pill, take a pill,
and be sure it's an Early Riser. De-
Wits Early Risers are safe, sure,
satisfactory pills. The pills with a
reputation. They do not grippe Or
sicken. They are sold here by Eugene
A. Pfefferle
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
The Price of Health,

"The price of health in malarious
district Is just rs cents, the cost of a box
of DR.. Kings New Life Pills." writes
Ella Slayton: Cleanse gently and impart
new life and vigor to the system. Csc.
Satisfaction guaranteed by o. M. Olsen,
druggist.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Not a chance!

Married men will certainly appre-
ciate the grim humor of the Staten Is
land schoolboy who wrote in an epic,
Their foes in front, their wives be-
hind-impossible was flight New
York Herald.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Bitten by a Spider.

Through blood poisoning caused by
a spider bite, John Washington Of Bos-
queville, Tex, would have lost his leg,
had he not been persuaded to try Buck
lens Arnica Salve. He writes: "The
first application relieved, and four boxes
healed all the sores" 25c. Guaranteed
by 0. NJ. Olsen. druggist.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
a Bad Practice

"I've good notion said Flooding
Pete, ito join dis forestry association"
''What fur?''
II want de trees preserved in all DER
venerable beauty. | want to see de
monarchs of. de wilderness left undis-
turbed in DER peaceful majesty. It's
time dis practice of handlin' man an
ak an tellin' him to chop wood was
stopped. "-Washington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
Settlers Rates To Minnesota, North and South
Dakota. and Canada.

On every Tuesday during March
and April the Minneapolis & st. Louis
+. r. will place on sale special second
class settlers tickets at extremely low
rates for benefit of settlers to the
Northwest. Call on Agents for rates,
or address, A. B. Cults, G. p. g T.
A., Minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
The Great Difference.

Poorman-Ofc course there's big diff
ference between a botanist and a florist.
Ascum- there, really? Poorman-
Yes; botanist is one who knows all
about flowers, and florist is one who
knows all about the prices people will
pay-Philadelphia Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24

TEYhSaI AIMS we own 100000 acres of LAND
I EMAOOAAMyO In the PANHANDTF: anS
VAN HORNE VALLEY Texas one Of the most fertile
Proposed line Of the Santa Re win directly through
well located for retail purposes They were ca1et,,Iiy
selected and. having purchased them some time ago
we can quote you prices and terms that are right
LAND AGENTS, ATTENTlON!-secure control
OF 10000 acres OF this land which you do BY max
LIZ small payment down. and realize q profit Of
S5OOO0 Own your own lands. Don't sell on commis-
son. TEXAS COLONIZATION Cos CO.'S Pionser Press
Bldg. st. Paul. Aian, .s
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24

"Good for everything salve is
used for and specially recommended
for Piles. That is what we say about
DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve. That is what twenty years of
usage has proven. Get the original:
Sold by Eugene Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
A Chance.

"John," said Mrs. Spenders, eve got
lots of things want to talk to you
about
"Glad to hear it, snapped her hus-
band, usually you want to talk to me
about lots of things that you haven't
got."-EXchange
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24

been compiled from numerous standard
medical works, of all the different schools
Of practice, containing very numerous
extracts from the fyritings@f leading
practitioners of Medicine, ep6orsNg IN the
strongest possible FERNS, each ana every
ingredient contajhed in Df. Pier9e's medi-
mailed free to- ny one sending address on
postal card Qx<by letter, 10 DR.. R.V. Pierce,
Buffalo. N.Y.. and requesting the same.
From thjg little book [it will be learned
that DI VRsSe'S medicines contain no
alcoh0, n6rcotics! @xheral agents or other
poisqfoYs or injurious agents and that
theys afe made from native, medicinal
roots Of great value.
Some of the most valuable ingredients
contained in DIR. Pierce'S Favorite Pre-
scription for weak, nervous. over-worked,
urun-down," nervous and debilltated
women, were employed, long years ago,
ing their squaws. In fact, one of the
most valuable medicinal plants entering
into the composition of DR.. Pierce'S Fa-
vorite Prescription was known to the
Indians as "Squaw-Weed." Our knowl-
edge of the uses of not a few of our most
valuable native, medicinal plants was
gained from the Indians.
AS made up by improved and exact pro-
cesseS, the "Favorite Prescription" is a
most efficient remedy for healing ulcera-
tions, regulating all the womanly func-
tions, correcting displacements, as prolap-
sus, anteversion and retroversion, over
coming painful periods, toning up the
nerves and bringing about a perfect state
of health. Sold by all dealers in medicines
It's an insult to your intelligence for
dealer to endeavor to palm off upon you
some nOStrum of at7llo7lOly7l composition in
place of DR.. Pierce's world-famed medi-
cineS which are OF KNOWN COMPOST
TION. Most dealers recommend DIR.
Pierce's medicines because they know
what they are made of and that the in
gradients employed are among the most
valuable that a medicine for like purposes
can be made of. The same is true of lead
ing physicians who do not hesitate to
recommend these medicines, since they
know exactly what they contain and that
their ingredients are the very best known
to medical science for the cure of the
several diseases for which they are rec
commended.
With tricky dealers it is different.
Something else that pays them little
greater profit will be urged upon you as
'just as good" or even better. You can
hardly afford to accept substitute of
qt7afc1lOlOn composition and without any
particular record of cures in place of Dr.
Pierce's medicines which are OF KNOWN
COMPOSITION and have a record of forth
gears of cures behind them. You know
| what you want and it is the dealers bust
ness to supply that want. insist upon It.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24

It is well there is no one without
fault, for he would not have friend in
the world. -Hazlitt.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-24
DOCTORS ALL AGREE
THIS TIME.

consulted
guides prescribing all different schools
curative OF each and
Golden Medical
the medicine sale through the OF all dis
affections attended that
endorsement than
Perce's Golden Medical Dis
It will w2 viii consumption in its adj
vand stages No VIII the discovery" good for sudden
attack of gh bit for lingering obstinate
eemnaazng and bronchial affections it is most
fesh
weak digestion with faulty assimilation and which, if
Discovery has