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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

Yale coaches are trying out Biddlo
for tackle instead of Biglow
The Carlisle football squad are
pactising ,he long pass They de-
feated Syracuse with the play. scOr-
ing a touchdown for each time.
Am the Southland is proud of Van
derbilts showing on the gridiron so
far this season and is hoping for a
win over Michigan when the two
ClevCne meet.
Coach Hutchins OF Wisconsin has
devised play in which the whole
line takes part. It is called the pin
wheel.
Johnny Corbett of Denver as going
TO have a bin introduced I'm the Colo.
RADIO legislature to lesalize 1Oround
bouts
Teddy Roosevelt Jr, is out with
The Harvard second team The chan
ces are that he wiz never make the
varsity on account of light weight
Princeton win send a heavier team
against Yale on November 1G than
She Gas had in several years
Motorists have started movement
which has for its object The removal
LOT telegraph and telephone poles
from the roadside because of $50 many
serious accidents that have resulted
from swerviug cars striking tine poles
Jack Johnson, the challenger OF
Tommy Burns for the worlds cham
pionship, is matched TO meet Jim
Flynn the Pueblo fireman. i'm g.
round bout in San Francisco tonight
Lord Hawke the English cricketer
has arrived i'm New Brunswick to hunt
Miramichi Well anyway. that it
what the newspapers say hc is goine
TO hunt
y5ilea Hoppe lhe American bn
lard exponent. is in Paris giving OK
hibitions daily at the Olympia ana
plot academies.
George Cohans theatrical company
has organized football eleven
George has been at head ot a base
ban team for several sou0ns and
win now try his luck with the pig
skin
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26
TAKE THEM our
or Feed Them Food They Car
Study on.

When q student begins 10 break
down from lack OF tho right kind of
food, there are only Two things 10
doi either take him out of school or
feed him properly ON food that win
rebuild the brain and nerve cells
That food is Grape Nuts
a boy writes from jamestown. N
i yilg "a short timo ago ! GOT
into bad condition from 0yersudy
but Mother having heari about Grape.
Nuts food began 10 feed mo on IT, II
satisfied my hunger Better than amy
other food and tbe results were mar.
velous ! got heshy like q good fel-
low My usrai morning headaches
disappeared and found could
study for a long period without feel
ing thc effects of it
"My face was pale and thiu. bnt ia
now round and has considerable color.
After had been using Ggapa-Nuls for
about two months felt like a now
boy altogether 1 have gained great
ly in strength as wen as flesh. and BE-
is pleasure lO study now that { am
not bothered with my heaa / passed
an of my examinations with "A rea.
solably good percentage extra good
in some of them. and H. Is Grape Nuts
that has saved me- from a years d..
las in onterine college
Father and mother have both
been improved by be- use of Gran
Nuts Mother was troubled wfh
sleepless nighis. and got very tbin
and locked care wcrn She has gain
ga her normal strength and looks. and
lseps wen niFna "rhefeH q
! Reason Read The Road 10 Wen
vile lu pkgs
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

Vice President Fairbanks passed
through Indian Territory this week
elro te to Dallas d. was joined
by tho cNled Republican leader Jake
III mon Just what passed between
Hamon and Fairbanks is not intended
for Tafts ears There is @ hen on,
however for he Oklahoma Bopublt
can delegation at lhc next national
ColyenG 5n
When Ramon reached Muskogcc
he "spal1e' as follows:
Oklahoma viii be fulldedget
state within fifteen days The proc.
lamation will he issued by President
Roosevelt within that time"
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

OMahona Legislature viii likely
De- ia session by December lst By
tho holidays organization viii have
been perfected and the rush bills en-
acted After Christmas me steady
grind VIII, be taken up and lor four
.or Eve months every day in Oklaho.
mas capital VIII DE ana Interesting
one.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26
THE TENAh WoNpER.

Cures all Kidney, Bladder and Rheu
matte troubles Sold by AN druggist
or two months treatment by mail for
s1O0. Dr. y. w Hail. 292a OIive
street, st Louis. Mo. Send for testl
mOnta,a
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

We keep in STOCK the reliable kind.
Sudebaksr vehicles outwcar the or.
binary kind Harness repaired a
full limo of robes Whips, etc j. s
LYON
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26
cAR 81 HoNrY

ID E Martn who travels for the
Alton Mercantile company sold car
load OF California honey recently TO
his customers from Okeene 90 Sny.
der The sweet stun was distributed
from Thomas 10 takes "a good sales
man to sell ear load of honey in
this country and Mr. Martin is that
man Thomas Tribune
W3iy not have more bees io sip thc
honey from oklahoma iiOWors2
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

For high class groceries, call Phone
536 and J IT, Smith will SEQ chat YOU
have prompt attention Satisfying
service is "a plcasurot
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26
Q o O o o o o O o o o o o . o (
3 NOTES FROM THE
o LABOR WORLD


One hundred and sixty acres ol
land near Colorado Springs has been
secured by ho National Association
of Letter Carriers VINO propose 90
build 20 home up1l the ground for
sick and indigut m mbara OF their
organization
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

our stock of STOVES is now com
plotc; we can rupply sou with any
thing yoI want i'm the stove line.
Dav Brothers, III Wost Harrison.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

IT Is CONCEDED BY ALL THAT
THE ROUND OAK RANGES AND
HEATERS ARE THE BEST. SOLD
BY &. l.. HiRSCHl.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

II you take DeWitts kidney and
Bldader Pills YOU win gc prompt re-.
lief from backachc weak kidneys. In
dammation of the bladder and urinary
troubles. weeks treatment %
rents. S9ld by G. r. Bonfro.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

Going 60 build2 Yesl Wen you
win nad anything iu building material
at the Arkansas Lumber Co.. even TO
good treatment
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

Walter Christie. according TO nm.
official time broke the worlds auto.
mobile record for "a mile ON a half
mite track at Atlanta recently His
time was 1910.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

Are YOU hungry? 1T $50 go TO Eds
Place. corner. Oklahoma aud First
lie serves the best short orders On
town
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

The Old days of grassnoppers and
drouth are almost forgotten i'm the
prosperous K7usas of today. although
citizen OF Codel, Earl shamburg
has not yet forgotten a hard time De
encountered he says: IL was won
out and discouraged hv coughing
night auI day and Coud find no relic.
ull / tucd Dr Kiusa New Discovery
10 took less than ono bottle TO- com
pletely cure me. The safest and
most reliable cough and cold cure and
lung and throat healer ever discov
cred Guaranteed by all druggists
soc. and S100. Tria! bottle free
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26
SPORTS OF ALL SORTS.


thy AHSuDidleu lichS.l
Athletic tournaments are sharing
the houors with horse ra ing as the
pr "ipal attractions at St3te fairs
through the South.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

"Chesty' Cox. member of the
Winnipeg baseball team the past sea-
son, has gone ON the stage He i5
doing vaudeville stunts
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

oh! VINO did tbat swell Job Of
plumbing for you? Why The Guthrie
Plumbing and Heating Co They have
always done the best work for mol
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

qhe printers r3d unions held an
International congress in Paris re-
Gently Il representatives. were pre-
sent from the printers organizations
n Franc Germany Austria, Hun
gary CrJla seWa, Italy. LlXem-
burg Denmark belgium Sweden and
Portugal Too FIRST part of the pro-
caedng was taken up wilh = dis
cuasion OF ne proposal for building
up sa international var chest i0r 'he
lcf nse of mcm3es especially lu
cOHHir.os whore taa Organization is
weak. and ior inst.tuting an efficient
control over me orsdaizations iu fhe
YariCu countries 50 that me money
ol the International Federalism shall
not De- lriYoiqasiy spent
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

Tho Victor Bar always has an in
viting lunch for you. Tney make
you feel nc home while enjoying a
cold bottle
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26
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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-10-26

Yale coaches are trying out Biddlo
for tackle instead of Bglow.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1907-02-28
For Sale. Trade or Rent.

The north west quarter Of the north
north east quarter of section six (6),
township sixty-seven (67) range twenty
five (25) and the south west quarter of
the south west quarter of south east
quarter of section thiruyone (31) town.
ship sixty-eight 1857 range twenty-five
(25), one and one-half miles Q!) from
Davis City. This land will be sold
at a bargain or will trade for town
property or Minnesota land. If not
disposed Of by March LIST, 1907, the land
will be for rent. Address Iowa Mortg-
age, Loan & Investment Company, Mas
on City, Iowa. 24-4t
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1907-02-28

AS an act of courtesy to their broth
ers in this company, the Uniform Rank
X. of P. will attend in body, and the
Rathbone Sisters extend courtesy to
Mrs. Jennie Belcher in the same manner.
This will certainly be gala night.
Knights and Ladies', take notice. Webb
City Republic.
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1907-02-28

WANTED-Green hides average run 1Oc
per pound. No 1 large horse hides,
each 1925. Highest market price for
poultry, eggs, butter and cream.
CLARINDA POULTRY, BUTTER AND EGG Co..
The Leon reporter. (Leon, Iowa) 1887-1930, 1907-02-28

Find your way about the county with
road map sold by the Iowa Publihsihg
Company, Davenport, Iowa, for 25 cents
in stamps. 2
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14
BREAK IN
AND RANSACK
COAL OFFICE
NO COAL HAS YET BEEN
REPORTED MISSING
S, Beaven'S Safe Searched
by Men Who Evidently tx
pected to Make Rich Haul,
But Who Got Nothing,

Up To a late hour last night the
police had found no clue 10 the iden-
tity Of the desperate men who early
yesterday morning entered the office
Of the John 5. Beaver GOAL yard, on
south First street. broke into the safe,
ransacked the office, turned things
upside down and left apparently with
out getting anything Of value, since at
last report all the coal was thought
to be intact
Entrance was effected through a
window which was broken In by the
thieves. A careful search seems to
have been made Of every nook and
corner In the office where a lump OF
coal could be concealed. The result,
however, must have been "A disappOint-
ment to the bold robbers. Several
theories are advanced 10 account for
the robbery. one Is that ~ vas sim
ply a gang Of desperate citizens In
search of a lump 81 coal to ease them
over the iirst November cold snap:
another D. that Il was merely some
unfortunate citizen who, in brooding
over his troubles. decided TO take IL
out on the first Goa baron in reach.
The episode is not expected 10 af-
feet the price Of coal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14
SNAP
List of Odds
and Ends We
WISH TO
CLEAN UP



Ten tracts OF garden truck and or
chard lands OF from 5 to 20 acres
each. under good bitches Mile and
a half from city, oHly 5 10 q per
acre. Similar land else in the
territory is selling at from Sf25 to
1925 per acre.
Twenty choice 50-foot lots IN Uni
versity Heights from s95 to 500 each
Six beautiful CLOSE in" residence
lots in Perea Addition, including two
corners, $3.50 to se75 each.
Six dandy close in lots in Grant
Tract, city water. etc, $3.50 to s3oo
each.
Seven fine lots on Honeymoon
Row. Central avenue, from $3.50 to
$3.50 each.
Three residence lots in Duran &
Alexander Addition. Granite avenue,
between Third and Fourth streets,
500 10 $3.50 each
Four semi-business lots. corner
First street and Roma avenue, $500
to $500 each.
Seven business lots on Copper ave-
nue, including corner, $500 up.
ssss
One extra choice business lot on
Central avenue, between Seventh and
streets, 81 200.
One good brick residence and three
so foot lots in Eastern Addition,
only $3.50.
one small brick residence and two
so foot lots In Eastern Addition, only
s750.
TERMS-One-half. cash, balance
within one year.
TITLES ~ Perfect; abstract fur
nished.
II you wish telephone your address
to u office and we will all with
an automobile and show you around.
Telephone No. 500.
Surety Investment Co.
Albuquerque Land 20.
broadway Land and Investment 90.
University Heights improvement Co.
ID. X. ID. SELLERS, Manager.
Rooms 9 and IL. Cromwell
Building. over E. L. Wash
burn Co.'S Store.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

uAHN'S HAND-SCREENED STUFF
Ct AKANTEED a HEAr-GINING COAL
To THE LAST ct NCE. WI FNPECr To
sELL NOU MORE THAN ONE ORDER.
pHONE ".
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

ron 4 o OF OUR COAL WE GINH
% e.0oo POUNDS On u BEsT BURN
ING lIEL IN THE MARKET. HAND
sgREENFD. lIII on HEAT. NO WASTE
" ~ HAHN co.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

e. c. Auber was here from Isieti
yesterda.
Ramon L. Rsea. the well know
santa Re politician. was in the city
Yesterday.
IA. A. BrachvoRel. the stockmar
from Wuemado, Socorro county, WAS
busiiees visitor here yesterday.
Mrs Ira o Wetmore. wife OF one
~ the leading citizens or carrizozo.
y. NJ, Ms a guest AZ the Alyarado
yesterday.
DR.. w r. Wlttwer. the Los Lunas
physician. Was IN the city yesterday,
accompanying Rebecca chaYes, the
little insane girl. who was committed
70 the asylum yesterday.
W. B.. Garland. his mother-in-law.
Mrs. Inman. Of Dunkirk. y. Y. and
a party Of friends passed through here
yesterday for California in the private
Pullman car "Mayfiower."
Mr.. and Mrs. u. weinman left yes
tsrday for "a trip 20 California.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. :. Hamm, OF Chi
eago. are registered al the Aivarado.
II. W. BurbaRe. president Of the
Navajo county bank al Winston, was
IN the city yesterday on business.
u. Benjamin. general manager Of
the Harvey system, was In the city
yesterday on his way to Fl Paso.
T.. L. Doheny. G. A. Garfield and
Dr.. Norman Bridge, 81 Los Angeles,
were IN Albuquerque yesterday IN Mr.
DOhcny's ear. on their way 10 visit
the Doheny oil properties In Mexico.
Conductor Frank Hook. who was
severely bruised Monday evening by a
fall from q way car north Of AlDu-
had sufficiently recovered
yesterday 10 be taken TO mis- home in
Las Vegas.
Three new members were initiated
into Albuquerque lodge No. 46i. Of
the Elks. last night. Messrs. w
Spence. II. o. Wallinghorst and Pro-
J. a. Viller The membership
II the Albuquerque lodge is now near
five hundred mark.
Maurice Goodman. editor and pub
Usher Of the Portage, Wis, Baily
Register. was q visitor IN AIbuquef-
yesterday on ms way 10 Phoenix,
where he viii spend the winter. Mr.
Goodman has been an annual visitor
10 the southwest for several winters.
The Boston Journals musical critic
compares the playing Of T. J. Me
Bride. who j. 20 appear In the Presby-
erian church in recital next Tuesday
light, to that OF hi Pachman. Mi
Mcbride appeared in Boston IN solo
work with the Boston symphony Or
Ihestra. aud received the very highest
Mention from an the critics. His APP
learancc here is creating much in
crest
j. O. Edwards. J. r. Lane and Carl
we're taken from santa Pc
reight train No. 33, from the west,
yesterday afternoon and placed In the
county jail. charged with entering e
car. The men win probably
"A hearing today. They were
'onnd In the car by the train con-
who promptly locked them up
q the way car and notified the police
o be on hand On arrival Of the train.
packages IN the car, which
consigned from san Francisco TO
'hicae0. had been entered.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14
LOCAL ITEMS OF INTEREST


=
In the event that y0u should net re-
= ceive your morning paper telephone
: the Postal telegraph Company. Hiving
= name and address and the paper WIN
: be delivered ~ a special messenger
> Telephone 80.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

II YOU ARR NOT SATISFIED
WITH THE SHOOTING OF YOUR
HORSE. TRY kOHBER A co. AND
HAVE HIN SIiOD IN 4 SCIENTIFIC
MANNER. a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

NOTHING MORE APPRoPRI.
ATE FOR CliftISThAS THAN A
PHOTOGRAPH. ONE DOZEN CAB
MET PHOTOGRAPHS
$500.
MtLIET STUDIO.
21S WEST RAILROAD AVENUE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14
BROKEN LEG ADDS
TO POPULATION
Man Who Was Injured During
Norris & Rowe'S Circus Per-
fomanceD Decides toContinue
Enforced Stay Here,

toward that 10000 ln 1910" toward
which the boosters Of Albuquerque
are striving.
a. A. Green. the employe OF the
Norris a Rowe circus, who broke his
leg during the performance here some
weeks ago aud who has been In the
hospital since. Is getting along nicely
and viii be DO good trim In q short
time. Green wishes O. express his
hearty thanks to the people % Albu-
querque Tor their Kindness 20 him and
has announced that he viii remain in
Albuquerque permanently and cut the
show business out
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

20-acre ranch, one mile from city:
cut $50 tons this season. -Four lott,
corner Gold I'VE and Eighth st. In
quire j. BOrradaile. li7 Gold ave.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

Department - ire Interior. Land Once ~
santa - \. ~. oct A.. 1877.
Nutiee 10 hereby given that IcrenCltc
ChrsftEno % Laguna y II. has niet no
ttcs - he inteutiau 90 make fnai ry~-ysar
proof On support - hts claira. W. Hone
stead Enfr= ~ 7toa. made Aus 81. 1898
To ire y v = secfien "A. Township II y.
Rause W ard nat said prof VII -
made before r. " s Otera United Stat-s
Court cummissicuer a. ~Aihuquerque. \ N
On Dee e. isef
Ne nsmss the fauaslnE witnesses 70 rrrTe
rs cernnusus rsslfencr uren- sat -uitiNa-
o. ne land wa John Hall Ranttsls
kosfrutsrct. francisca Lion. Juan Panche.
~ 81 Lanuna = ~
AANuEL n oTERo. Register.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14
CLEARING HOUSE CERTIFICATES
ARE ILLEGAL.

II is a very startling statement. but
half as interesting as the knowl-
edge that on Friday and Saturday The
Ideal Shoe Store win sell wbmen's
high shoes and oNfords. worth up 20
$500 a pair. for $3.50. Look al our
window display. 2t6 West Central ave-
nue..
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

In a case of burn or scald what would you
do 10 relieve the PALM Such injuries are
liable 90 occur az any time in any family
and everyone should be prepared for them.
Chamberlain's SelVe applied on a soft cloth
viii relieve the pain almost instantly, and
unless tho injury h a very severe one. Will
cause the parts TO heal without leaving a
scar For sale by all druggists,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-11-14

Washington. Noy. Is.-New Mexico.
Fair Thursday and Friday.
Arizona Fair Thursday and Fri
day.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1907-08-29
Y eWare Of
~ Benedlcts |!
Copyrighted, 1907. by Homer ssrague
BY II. NJ. KERNER.

The new Mrs. Wolcott regarded Billy
Bevan distrustfully. Not until the train
had pulled out and she had sent her
newly acquired husband forward to
the baggage car to remove excess bag
gage in the shape of white satin
streamers from their trunks would she
feel safe. Billy Bevan was only happy
when playing practical jokes lie was
happiest when his victims were bridal
couples.
Suddenly Beyan snapped a handcuf
upon her husbands wrist and was
drawing the bride and groom together
with a knocking It'll death do thee
part when he felt the cold steel on his
own wrist and heard the fatal click.
He, not the bride, was handcuffed to
Wolcott.
Il say" he cried protestlngly. this
Is not fair"
you can unlock yourself in time to
leave at the next station" said VOL
colt. ITS poetic justice, Billy"
"Its confoundedly unpleasant" PLY
retorted. you see, did not get the
key; never supposed that should need
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1907-08-29
Water in the Suburbs.

Not far from the River Tiber in a
suburb of Rome-to be precise, the
Rialto des Retired Farmeria-a dust
covered traveller from Kalamazoo,
Mich, drank greedily at the town
pump,
Again and again he filled the rude
gourd-shell and drained it to the last
globular prism
"Dost like the water?" queried Adolf
plus Buttinski of I'll Rip Van Win
kle boulevard, standing hard by.
All, indeed! Have one?" respond
ed the man from the town where the
celery grows
For so long years I have par
taken of this liquid fount in the pub
tic arenio," began Mr. Buttihski, Law
ing his lips lovingly in the cooling
water of the gourd and drinking
deep, Fed by the pure rains of
heaven. its nectar passeth the sweet
ness Of wine' Invigorating cup, l
drink to thee once more as l have
again and again for so long"
Git out O there, OF whiskersl
Outen the way bawled the pleF-Nn
foreman OF a repair gang.
come to fix a wheeze in this here
town pump"
And they fell to work madly. not
being members of a labor union!
All ha What's this?" suddenly
cried burly Roman appearing above
the well brim and gingerly holding 3
deceased and decrepit cat by the tail
Have a drink, fellers!"
Alas, poor Yorick, l knew him
WE'LL gasped the man from Mich
igan vigorously poking his finger.
down his throat to superinduce
nausea
Hey. you resident of the Rialtc.
des Goldbrickibus! he shouted. its
been rainin cats and dogs in Rome
again."
But Adolphus Buttinski was out be
hind the toga shop of Romeo de Con
zales, tickling his palate with whisr
of chippy- grass in a mad endeavor to
cause the upheaval of an acquired
liquidation of 40 years!
Rome. Rome! How many crime.
are committed in thy name and
this is one of the worst Of them!
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1907-08-29

The subject of discussion at Try
lwprassiouists club was ptct}r
"Circe's swine 10y a young CEN
painter. q grotesque study showi."
the enchantress among a herd Of I.-
tint things. variously diyerging from
the human type furry cared faws
sha hi1p"l so,yrs. apes with pia3
Ial.s ~Guaug iackals ana thick loWi
ed swiue-#il with more or less ~
agnui1ed hnmau Intelligence protc
ug Lutely from their hiGcous liHea
r.eu-s
"TAcy are 0ll errors. these freakisl
eNcnsseS." declared m old painter OF
the second empire "Triboulet, Quasi.
mode. Gwynplaiue. have no prora,
place in arr; Such art belongs to tha
Huns and IrcquoiS. who could only be
stirred by laceration and dismemher-
ment The only effects of horror prop
erly within ,he province Of the artis'
are psychol5Ci Cal Everything else is
a mere matter of the abattoir. The
body as nature has evolved it is
sanctitied by her purpose, in any nat
ural function or attitude decent and
comely. But lop away so much as a
finger and YOU have wounded the crea-
ture beyond reparation. Villa Sibsrt
Gather In McClure's.