Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-02-09
Mr.. DOOLEY ON
THE ARMY CANTEEN
OR
What TIL Christyan Timprance
Union Has Done To
The Sojery
BY +. p. dunno.


firm tn County Kerry an had a "Trip an Doherty is
tn champeen catcas cachcan racr v Camp Twnyegt He
had little tn " it. FIR he cud ony get neck holt tn warryo
han slack his pants but he landed him at last Twas
to see thin dom cartwhee down til sthreet."
WAS tn soier under tn inaoonce. asked Mr. lIennes
aye might say he was said Mr. Dooey bat is ye might say
didn't know that tn dhrnkn habits v tn have been
ayormed Didn't know they were They Yes sir TIL
FIR tn hrembin debauchee but waer pure waer FIR me- Tis
Father dear father come home with now An who did it
Who that improves an makes thin adyke an thn
quits thin but tn ladies! This here rayom cad be tn
Young Ladies' Chryan Tmprance Union less ie twas
this way FIR years it's been tn theory that drink an fghtn
wnt armnam If dhrank fought if fought dhrank to
fight again. As Hogan Mars, who tn gawd w was
good ones he pushed into roue be Baek the gawd
tn Spring pon Backs handed him igge kerosene says
That fellow there cern Are gon stand that
an Mars hustled in. TIL barkeeor tn banker behind vy
asuA~IMk
well in former times tn Governmnt kept saloon f tn sojers
Up at Fort Shnan they had gnmil where tn cud an
bsot timsives with bottled an domnoes 1t was rabJe
sight thin grim heroes thousand through
tn damp ste Decoration Day. scttin these temples v hell
swin down tn hated coinee that has made Milwaukee what
is TO this palace iv tn intrepid dender
honor fastened wn he had completed tn aios round his oot
afther he had pressed tn lonans clothes curried tn Captains
horse, mend tn roof v tn Majors house,
TIL Colones wife an written his daily letter tn paaer complain
in about tn food There he an dhnk am fought his old
battles with tn cook an recalled tn that he give w he first
enlisted an tried to think who he mad in Fort
o"i tn "ge summoned him to tn awful called supper
"Wel sir, twas dreadful We opposed much cud
As dilygate tn Binvocn ASSOCIATION iv Saloon Keepers
America I've helped resolutions brave boys
yellow firm tn nsdOus foe that ro thin v what ncts they
show be gon into tn Our organization Peioned Congress
time an time again take tn Governmnt this poooo
that sappin tn very via v oy Why, asked hud
Uncle Sam engage in this here trac in tn
payn fr license whn dacnt citizens putin their good
block an niver soul comm down firm tn fort to be
tracked in. Did Congresay atnton 1t did
but day comfy ladies firm til Young Ladies' CHRISTIAN
Tmprancc Union win tn fort They'd tn Colonel tn
last prade an they'd decided that twas high time they distributed
copies Death in TIL Bottle; TIL Booze Finish among
fearless sojery Whn they there they large bunch
gallant fellows maxim dash FIR outyn building
b.,
tn chapel Let go in An in they whit Hinnissy tn sight
their young enough shock
lady lookn FIR toube Tn gray an blue with tn fumes
v that ou weed that has made mankind happy though single FIR
four hundherd an that alcohol is til
tn v Adam degin payn cards.
properly called tn Divides bible others indulgin in
that lure iv tn Evil Wan FIR deness while still others ntint
tn FURIOUS domnoe whose feet take hold hell But
still they through their gsh spectacles dmme
with nbdden FIR front v each these warbatered vet
shud bottle, in harly half filed, with brownsh
yellow flood with bubbles v it. What ye! Hard
ened drink kind hesitate tn wurrud
But conceamen useless Twas These men, employed
be tn taxpayer v America efnd tn hearh v tn axodger iv
America supposed be all have conscated their lives up
hodn tn flag at heart votares Hogan Aoes gawd
iv beer.
"Fr tn ladies shud dumbounded. But they did
remain long this unadyke aichood TIL Chairwoman iv TIL
obligation recovered her an advancn tod Sergeant who
ryn to skin pair v tours down that il wud look like
jack full his neebyacd opponent she sad Me brave dy
realize that that bottle is full v tn Seed Desrucon1 she
think yee wrong, num-, he IT'S Pener, he says. Soor
late she til demon will deshoy ye she Not
me-, tn vehran iv thousand enstmens Il don't f.
rum pleasant companyon gossip 1t tells ye TIL demon
with little v tn demon hot wate an tn demon
enicin but has perfume it that is dangerous mard
like mesilf Rum, madam is inormer Don't nver take it,
agree with that it's demon, he why, she do
drink this dheadfu poison? She Because, tn Draw
fellow can't get anything stronger without deserin he
Gan they wn down to Washington tn Congressman