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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
THE GAELIC TONGUE.
Psouliarities Of The Language Of the
Highland Scotch.

There are In Gaelic no neuter nouns.
They are all either masculine or femi-
nine. Sun, moon, star, tree. rock, stone,
etc, are feminine nouns; sky, air, bird,
ash, house, barn, etc, are masculine.
"a hill lis masculine; mountain, femi-
nine. The ocean is masculine; the sea
Is feminine. Strange to say, the word
Tor "a female is masculine noun
and the word for "a manservant'' q
feminine. But these two curious ex-
captions stand practically alone.
In the construction of sentences
Gaelic Is very different from English.
People who know enough about the
language to make dangerous use Of 1t
will tell you, for instance, that i'm
Gaelic YOU have to talk backward. By
this is meant that you do not begin by
using the same word that you would
begin with In English. In Gaelic the
verb comes before the noun and the
noun before the adjective Thus, il
| You were going to say "a wise man
shuns evil companions you would ar
range your words in this order: ..Shuna
man wise companions evil. !" This
way Of putting the verb at the very
beginning of a sentence is really bet
ter than having 1t follow the noun.
Being the word Of the sentence, it
| stands in its proper place. To the
4 highlander English is the language
that is spoken backward.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
lMar.ned.

Some years ago Miss Mabel Love
vas playing the title role In Little
Red Riding Hood at Dublin. She was
entering the room to visit her grand.
mother ID bed when an excited and
anxious little voice shouted from the
gallery Stop, stopf 1t isn't your
grandmother It's a wolf" -
s The house burst into q storm Of ap-
plause and laughter at the chiid's In
nocent alarm for the safety of the lit.
tie maiden In the red hood.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
CARD PLAYING.
= Brings TO Light Many Curious
Phases Of Human, Nature. 5 S

u Brings 70 Light Many Curious
Phases Of Human Nature.
! Gard playing gives an observer an
insight into one Of the many curious
{ phases Of human ma ture tie almost
Uni erstssl l$e .ief In luck even d iiio,ls,,
ed, atel mel Of more than aycra ge in
telligence.
One player 4 knew well must cd
NIT he also believed In astrology
absolutely refused to play cards during
one special month in each year, be-
cause he had reason to believe that
that month was unlucky to him. Yet
ne was one Of the most level headed
card players have known and in or
binary matters man OF great common
sense.
was at one time intimately ac-
Quainted with club where the stakes
played for were comparatively high
and where the players were. with
hardly an exception, hard headed men
who were keen about winning and who
were at the same time q singularly So
cial, kindly and liberal minded body
OF men.
Among the members was a very
pleasant, quiet old gentleman whose
only occupation was to spend his days
ct his club. and especially in its card
room. i.is
At5the period when first knew him
he had ceased playing cards himself,
but was extremely fond Of watching
other people play. He was the most
inohensiye Of spectators, never made
comments or criticisms and simply
amused himself in watching, the fall
Tot the cards. Il.
Gradually, however, experience show
ed or was lima ined to show that any
player whose cards he overlooked held
bad hands with, as It was asserted, an;
Extraordinary regularity.
He invariably asked permission be-
fore sitting down beside a player, and
the moment the player held bad cards
he offered, without being asked, to
leave the table, an offer which, L am
ashamed to say. was Invariably accept
1 ed. si.s;Rs5s
To put the fact plainly. he was Ia
booed from watching card playing be-
cause he was supposed to bring III
luck by the mere fact of his vicinit
Pail Mall Magazine.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
Robert S. Woodward
SAVING MONEY.
Getting the First Thousand Dollars and
What It Teaches.

q Get the frst 81 900. After that mon
ey making is easy This Is the old.
time cage advice Of the hard headed,
self made man. That axiom has set
many men to saving. They fx upon
that sum as the giittering, farof her.
aid OF a fortune some time to be made.
To man on a small salarya salary.
say, out OF which something can be
saved weekly without too much depri-
walton the advice Is good There is
something in 1t that acts as a stimulus
to economy. And who will deny that
economy is good thing or that any
truth that lights the way to < Il should
not be known? ss3s
Many men, therefore, have been
buoyed up In their economies by the
belief that the first 81 900 Is the hard
est to get and that afterward all the
rest would be easy and the good things
Of the world that follow a bounteous
supply Of money would be within easy
reach. It is 9 pity that the man who
invented that saying could not also
have told us with equal advantage how
to turn the $1,000 over and make two
OF it 1t takes long time to make q
wage Garner see that money works. !"
His idea of making money Is to work
Tor 1t himself. It never occurs to him
that money works much easier than he
can and without any Of the hardships
he himself experiences that is to say,
until he has got the first 81, 900. That
usually makes a young man feel like Q
fnancier, and he talks wisely Of In.
vsstments.-Denver Republican.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
MARRIED THE MUSIC.
esoret Of the Poor Performances at a
High Class Concert.

esoret Of the Poor performance It a
High Class Concert. @
Musical critics sometimes complain
Of what they call the roughness Of an
orchestral performance without always
considering that the cause may be
found in the instruments rather than
In the performers At least so says the
leader Of st. Louis organization.
There was some criticism Of the or
chestral numbers given at concert last
winter, but know that the fault was
not that Of the men SO much as of the
instruments. Almost every player has
at least two, sometimes three or four,
instruments, and one at least is the
best he can afford to buy This Is es-
pecially true In the case Of the strings,
Eflssf aceidentsswill happen, and to be pre-
pared against them string players have
usually two or three violins one for
ordinary work, like teaching, dancing
and rehearsing, and q superior violin
for solos and concerts. Ri
Now, 1t happened that on the even
ing of the concert IN question the
weather was atrocious. 1t was snow
ing and sleeting and raining by turns.
A genuine yiolinist thinks about as
much of his best fiddle as he does of
his youngest child, and so on the con-
cert night the string player thought to
himself that he wouldn't take out his
good fiddle. It might get damp or he
might fall of the street car with 1t
and smash it to splinters, so he resolved
to leave 1t at home and take his every
day fiddle, thinking that in the ensem-
BILE nobody but himself would notice
the difference,
But every other string player
thought the same thing, SO most Of
them left their best violins at home
and brought their practice instruments.
The public didn't notice the difference,
but the players and the leader did, and
In an audience there are always people
with almost miraculous ears for varia-
lions Of tone, and some Of these did the
complaining st. Louis Globe-D Demo
crat. &:
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
HIS TMo B 0YS.

One the Hero, the Other the Black
Sheep Of the Family.
Let's see,'' said the man who bad
been away a long time, you had two
boys, didn't your"
ssYes, !" replied Pat. they would ay
been three ay thin. but one was born
d girl, 4.
remember now. Tom and Andy
you named them, after Thomas Jeffer-
son and Andrew Jackson, didn't your
Eyes. 81
..As remember Tom he was a very
bright little fellow. / never knew so
much about Andy r.
ssAh, but that Andyi He's the boy!
he led the big lague twict Id batt1n',
and now he's managin' a club III Mis-
souri, and has contract fer Ave years
at terrible big salary. Me and his
ma can't get over bein' glad we never
made Andy go to school, but let him
play ball In all the corner lots Of the
neigh orhood. And all the nsighbcrs
have his pitcher in their parlors. They
are proud Of him."
THAT'S line. i am glad TO hear that
Andy ID doing 50 well. But what about
Tom? always had an idea that he
was going to turn out well z
No; Tom amt amountin' to much.
He was more for wastin' his time goiD'
to college and that FEES only the chief
litsry adviser OF something like that
for one Of these concerns that prints
books But thin, you know. they say
there's a black sheep Ia nearly every
family Kansas City Independent.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
The utilltar;an Age.

The more picturesque the country
the more inevitable il appears to be
that Its beauty must be fnenaced and
In most instances eventually much Inn
paired by the erection OF a hideous line
Of Telephone posts, with their relent-
less reminder that we live IN an age
IN which the beautiful has constantly
to be sacrificed to the useful Country
Life.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
just Keep On.

When today's difficulties overshadow
yesterdays triumphs and obscure the
bright visions of tomorrow, when
plans upset and whole years Of effort
seem to crystalline into single hour
of concentrated bitterness, when little
annoyances eat into the mind very
quickly and corrode the power to view
things calmly, when the jolts Of mis-
fortune threaten to jar loose the judy
nent from its mornings, remember
that in every business. in every career,
there are valleys to cross, as well as
bills to scale, that every mountain
range of hope is broken by chasms Of
discoura cement through which run tor
rent streams Of despair! 70 Quit In the
chasm is to fail. See always in your
minds eye those sunny SUBMITS OF
success! Don't quit in the chasmi
Keep on!-System. ~,Ez ==@7as' p,
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
Alexander tho Great.

alexander succeeded to the throne Of
Macedonia In his twenty FIRST year. He
died at the age of thirty -two. Thus In
the space of about twelve years the
young soldier had brought the Greek
states into submission, crushed Darius
ana his million Of Persians and crossed
the Indus and defeated the Indian king
Rorus. Alexander was not merely q
brutal coIqueror. but tried to weld the
various countries into solid empire.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
still in Danger.

Wiggles hear Bjenks has been
very i'll. Is he out OF danger yeti
Waggles Well he's conYalescent, but
he won't be out Of danger until chat
pretty nurse who has been taking care
of him has gone away.
Must Rave f<Sao II.
ss He {virtnousIy call II simply out
rageons for the new spapers 10 print
all this terrible stuff She tssSrniyl
How do yoll know II Is terrible Bal
timore American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20

Executioner-How is this? We are
going to cut your head off today, and
vet you are laughing. The Condemned
Yes; | was thinking how glad some.
people would be to occupy the seat be.
bind me atFthe theater tonight ires
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
MUslc L YRhNTs.
Trials of the New York Hostess Who I
Hires Operate Singers.

bJITcs ORSTdttC 0lH5sTSs sEEi
N Not SO xary long ago soprano who
III hess ged to sing at one of the
large Il no sses on Fifth avenue, with
her naie as ushered into
room 9ess rel for the az -. {. se
was slow in removing her wraps and
concluded after she was part Of the
way out of them that It was time for
the hostess to welcome her.
So she told her maid to put them on
again after she had inquired Of one OF
the servants where the lady was.
When he saw the Preparations for de-
partures he rushed In haste TO the
hostess
Rs She had been detained at the dinner
table, as dinner Of very elaborate
character was preceding the musical.
It was difficult for her to leave her
guests. She reached the hail. however,
Just as the singers ample form was
disappe aring through the portiere.
...Ah, Mrs. Smi 2 the singer. said.
.aThen I am In the right house? was
going out to tell my coachman we had
made a mistake, else you would have
been at the door to meet me. s.
The hostess looked as if she would
like tospeed her flight into the open,
but her guests were soon to arrive,
and she did not dare risk Tending the
star attraction at her biggest party Of
the season. assS
Some Of the singers make It q condl.
ton that no other woman shall be en-.
gagged and no musicians Of any kind
without consulting them young
hostess sent out cards to invite heI
friends to hear great prima donna
sing. Afterward she heard from heI
friends of all kinds OF wonderful per.
formers that she might also have en-.
gagged.
As the money question played nd
part In her plans the young woman
began to engage them. BY the time
the night Of the party arrived she had
IN addition to the soprano. "a band Of
choir boys who would look beautiful
marching down her marble stairway
q band Of Venetian gondoliers who
would be charming at the entrance t.
the music room carOling Santa Lu
cia, . a baritone who sang beautiful
love songs In excellent French and I
voice as soft as pomade, a girl wht
could pound the plano with the best o.
the men players and quartet tina
played antique music on near antique
instruments. &
The prima donna arrived ana behelt
! In the artists room this Job lot Of mu
sical entertainers. The hostess hur
ned in to greet her. II
But surely" the prima donna said
| you don't need me when you have 81
| much for your guests r. .st
/ The singer was in earnest. She wal
perfectly willing to 60 home and los,
her $1,000 fee rather than be part o.
such musical vaudeville as the mex
perfenced hostess had planned. Out
gratitude because she consented to re
main to make the party a success, til,
young matron sent the prima donna
diamond bracelet the next day.--NeV
York Sun. III s:s5 a. $500.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
Herbert g. Squiers
y 4 y u ~ r., Z T. y u
A Bonanza.

! S A Bonanza.
a certain western congressman has
had disastrous experience Ia gold mine
speculat lions. One day numbers of
colleagues were discussing the subject
of speculation when one Of them said
to the western member:
Tom, as an expert, give us q deflni-
don OF the term bonanza. : Z
bonanza 4 replied the western
man, with emphasis lis a hole Ii the
ground owned BY champion liar. e.
Success. @ 5E n 40
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
Me!relY ohIiiaina.

Magistrate You gave this young wo-
man such a hit on the face that she
cant see out Of her eyes What
have You to say for yourself2 Accus-
ed- Well she often told me she didn't
want to see me any mores--Meggen-
dorfer Blatter.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
This Date in History

. April 20. ss <
s.
676John
s5ssss October
17eoJohn died Paris
1775--Sege
machine
Scotland, Troy, NJ. II. :
Abensberg.
IS2a--King d
I841--First handicap
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18S8-Spurgeon's
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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20
a Great Relief.

Lady said Meandering Mike. .sdo
you want any wood chopped r.
No, was the sharp answer.
Nor chores Of any kind done r.
No. &
In dat case / feels relieved. I kin
take q chance on askin' you fur some
chin to eat. Washington Star.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20

Piles are dangerous but do not sub
init TO an operation until you have
first tried Man Zanthe Great Pile
Remedy It is put up IN collapsible
tubes with a nozzle that allows it to
be applied exactly where 1t is needed.
If you have itching, bleeding or pro-
trlding piles and Man Ian does not
relieve, money refunded. soothes and
cools. Relieves at once. Sold by
Lenhart Drug Co.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20

Samuel Ogden was the frst English
owner Of the land on which Ogdens-
burg, N. r, Is now built
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20

Grief hailows hearts even while !
ages heads Bailey.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20

Women say there snothinR equal KIRK'S
JAP ROSE TRANSPARENT soap for WASHING
THE HAIR. A II druggist and grocers sell IL
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-04-20

Tine lii.ings no mercy to the bigots
hate. So hi Tier
The Yale expositor., 1907-01-25

Have you news item? Hand it in
to the Expositor Office.
The Yale expositor., 1907-01-25
MAY FIGHT FOOD TRUST.
| Dudley. of OwoSso, 'Tis said. Is Likely to
Start In Business on His Own Hook.

Dudley. of OwoSso. 'Tis Said, Is Likely to
Start In Business on His Own Hook.
OwOsso, Mich, Jan. 22.-The resigna-
ton of +. +. Dudley, local manager of
the American Farm Product Co., is be-
lieyed to forecast war TO the death
between the so-called food trust" and
man who was formerly trusted en-
ploye.
Eight months ago the American
Farm Product Co. was organized in
New York with a capital stock of Sl7,-
000OOO and with such financiers as Il.
f. Ryan. Harry Payne Whitney and
Levi u. Morton behind it. One of the
first acts of the organization was TO
buy Dudley's factory in this city.
1t is probably the largest plant for
the renovating of butter and the man
ufactme of creamery butter in the Uni
ted States. Dudley is said to have been
paid in the neighborhood of half mil
lion dollars for the plant, and was re-
tanned as manager at salary of $1,000
per year, under an irOnclad, five-year
contract.
1t is said that tie present trouble is
due to Dudley's impatience of dictation
from the New York magnates in CON
troll and that the break took place on
Monday.
1t is said that Dudley has already
started the war by mailing circulars to
the trade, announcing that his son.
Harry Dudley, is soon to start rival
creamery in this city. Dudley has been
succeeded here, temporarily, as mana
ger, by A. :. Hoist, of Chicago, who
has been in the office for several months.
Harry Dudley has been superintendent
in the local plant.
1t is said that the product company
is relying on the validity of their con
tract with Dudley, and will bring suit
if the Owosso man even puts foot i'm
another plant during the life of the
contract.
The above ought to open the eyes of
the farmers in Yale vicinity. 1t has
been told them time and again that the
american Farm Products Co." was
nothing but a "tTust" whose business is
to drive to the wall all local butter
manufactures or creameries, then give
the farmers just what they see fit for
their cream. Think of giving a mana
ger $1,000 per year, and the other enor
nous expenses that are being made. Is
any one foolish enough to think the
trust can make money and pay the same
for cream as other concerns are now
paying? Certainly not. That is where
the S17,000,000 capital comes in. They
can afford to do business at loss until
every creamery in the country is silenc-
ed then prices for "farm products" will
be 'lixed" so the deficit will be quickly
balanced and STANDARD Butter" will
have become synonym for standard
OLE Editor.
The Yale expositor., 1907-01-25
...PERSoNah...
Movements and Dolngs of People That
You May Happen to Know.
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\. b. Herbert is in Port Huron today.
FIR. Cullnane was in Detroit last Sat
urday.
Earl Loree is home this week from
Detroit.
Adelbert Digby, of Deckerville, spent
Sunday in Yale.
Judson Black, of Richmond, visited
Eva Black this week.
Mrs. John Crandall, of Detroit, is Wis
iting at the home of Jas. Sweet this
week.
James Sweet of Schlegelmlch Il Sweet
is in Mayville this week doing plumb
ing work.
Mr. and Mrs. Isaac Thames, of Filing
ton, were guests of l.. Clark and fam
ily this week.
Minnie Rooney, of Brown City, visit
ed her sister, Mrs. +. ID. Mathews the
first of the week.
f. q. Hutchinson spent last week in
Yale, assisting i'm the inventory at the
store of Beavis Il Hutchinson.
William Blackford, who has spent
some time in the West, has returned to
Yale and will remain here a while.
Mrs. Eva Black started for Berne,
Huron county, this FRIDAY morning
To care for Mrs. James Black, who has
been quite sick for two weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. b. Francis returned
from Port Austin Monday evening
where they have been on a short visit
to their son, DIR. "A. NJ. Francis.
Mrs. Thos. Staley, who has been stay
ing with friends at Brown City for the
past two months, is spending this week
with her sister Mrs. G. B. Turner.
The Yale expositor., 1907-01-25
MONROE, THE FLORAL CITY.

Twenty-Five years ago the little city
of Monroe, away down in the south
eastern part of the state, was lazily sun
ming itself along both banks of the
River Raisin, or shivering i'm the icy
northeast breeZes which in winter blew
the whole length of Lake Erie and
found their first victims in the ancient
and historic commonwealth. 1t was
content to live on its past reputation
as the biggest nursery town in the
west, and its historic fame as the site
of the "Massacre of the Raisin," the
scene of the toledo War" and the
home of General Custer.
If any energetic and visionary inhab-
liant wanted to rudely awaken it from
its Rip Van Wrinkle slumbers, it sat
down on him emphatically and resumed
its nap.
But ''the world rolls round, the world
rolls round" and in due time its con-
servative and rigid old leaders one by
one crept silently up to the summit of
the only hill in town and slept the sleep
that knows no waking. Those who
followed them appreciated the benefits
of modern progress but they had a
rather rocky path. If they attempted
any improvements, they were rewarded
by detailed Diagrams of what the old
town was. Buckets of cold water were
poured over their enthusiasm and, be
draggled, they sought other fields for
the display of their energies. It's aw-
fully hard for fellow to outlive bad
reputation, and it's just as hard for a
city. But by dint of everlastingly
keeping at it, the way newspaper men
have, the old town has chirked up un-
til it has burst its garments in every
direction but one, and the Lake lies
there, and is complacently pulling
plums out of its pie and calling atten-
tion to itself like Jack Horner of pleas
ant memory.
A Michigan midwinter, with its
leaden days and abbreviated hours of
sunshine is hardly fair time to ex-
plore unknown territory, but the mem
bers of the Eastern Michigan Press
Club found in the quaint and historic
old city of Monroe, one of the pleasure
spots of the peninsula. 1t has out
grown its ancient reputation and in
commerce and industry is taking the
lead of many of its neighbors who have
been content TO greet its efforts with a
hoarse hoot of derision. Situated on
the west end of Lake Erie in the past
stately steamers have brought the
sturdy and hopeful sons of the east to
its shores, to aid in subduing the wild
erness of early Michigan. IL was the
terminus of one of the state roads in
the disastrous history "of internal inn
provements, (which at one time was
fad of the state, and being ON the direct
route between the cities of Detroit and
Toledo, il was early blessed with rail
road communication of more than
usual excellence. Today 1t offers faci-
lities which are unsurpassed. The
Lake Shore, the Michigan Central, the
Pere Marquette, G. ii. d., Big -Four
Trunk all run through, IL affording
sites for manufactures and for ship
ping enjoyed by but few of the Michi-
gan cities.
TO BE CONTINUED.