The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-10-06
BY r. p. dunno.

life They're TIL kind " office that seeks tn
Whn was young fellow used to think I'd like to
be king or an inlpror there's little future fr
king nowadays, an FIR impror, he's ayether got
to larn tn business v seln cotton pants tn Chney
men, like tn, Impror iy Germany, spind his days an
nights in chilled steel safe like tn Impror y Rooshya
wanst wanted to be millyonare an elank me gooa
who wants to be millionaire nowadays whin there are
pleasanter v gettin into Jail? Watch yeer boy
an If he shows amy signs iy becomn' capitalist
an il he does, talk long an earnestly with him. TEL
him how tn thirst fr money grows on man; how ne
finds he cant do without IT. he frequents tn banks
habitchooly wanst ten thousand dollars wud go to his
took up be thu polls his picture Is in tn gallery
marked Habtchoo mllyonaire, an he's dom tn lock-
ryous malyfactors. Don't let tn lad develop into a
millyonaire Stop him befure It is too late Don't
give him amy money. Ye won't but don't
'No, sir, wuddent know how to advise young man,
but I've often thought that If had life to live
! nober now thin it used to be in tn old days whin
LAWYER had into coort holler till he hoorse
to wan lawyer an, to another an tn month
to arm his fee. In thin times twas sinycure, as
had to say about US No mather how tn Judge
decided got moneys worth whin me attorney shook
low-browed rufryan with squirt in ye'er eye. Thin
his remarks about me: What a good fellow vas how
" life he wept. an wept too, although this
the hrstpd heerd ivi niver cud feel that he was
dhrag out th authorities support me- wint to law
with ye because was an wasn't whether
lawyer begin to talk wanst thatI was in coort
to perform disareeable ooty in TIL INTERESTS ~ ciyyy
zation an humanity. TIL decisions We're all on my
side Be htvens it looked though they We're all writ
ten with to this particular It didn't make
difference whether tn decision about TIL
ture w fugitive slaves consarnin tn good standard
it fitted onto though It had been measured
f'r it. Dye raynimber Grogan? He me lawyer in
thin days whin had wrongs that i didn't propose to
have thramplcd on. took thin to Grogan an Grogan
presnted thin TO TIL coort Dear me- but twas a
threat to an hear him. He'd been pedlar In his
youth an cud hear his voice far as TIL Indyanny
State line. Whn he talked to tn judge ye'd think he
hoerin' instructions to- shipwrecked sailor
fure an called Heaven to witness tn justice " his
cause or staked acrost tn room to where me opponent
sat an Missed in his Polthroon!' Win he spoke
Nv tn other lawyer ME larned brother, he done 1t
In such way that expected tn other lawyer to reach
fr a gun. An 1t wasn't all talkin ayether Twas TIL
hardest kind ~ exercise. His arms were always in mo-
ton. He wud bate TIL table with his fist TIL tn coort-
house hrembed He wud shake his head till yed think
he'd shake It off. II he was TIL lawyer In a case "
assault an batthry, he'd punch himself In tn jaw an
fall over chair to show tn Jury how 1t happened
twas murdher thrilc, he'd pretnd to shoot hlmsllf
through tn heart am sink tn ground dead, with his
head in wase-paper basket an his foot In juryman's
lap, II twas breach " promise suit he'd knee on tn
flure In front ~ uryman that looked soft an beg him
to be his There was no kind ~ acrobat that ye liver
see In a circus that cud give anything to- Grogan, An
Whln he'd filled til air With beautiful language an baten