Evening bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu, Hawaii]) 1895-1912, 1907-08-24
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FROM THE NENSMAN'S NOTES

board for consideration.
Deacon Tesla has proposed his ex
cellent friend Bishop Restarick. 1t is
the idea to make him the chaplain of
the organization.
II is understood that there are sew
cral other prominent names to be men,
toned in the near future. It's going
10 be a noble bunch, all right.
4 4 4
Mine Friendt Adolph-I vos gladt TO
near by dot letter vot you sent by
from somewhere, one day before she
ought to got in. Dot ISIS the way NIT
shteamers down here. Id would seem
dot these Honolulu islands half gon-
tracted habit off going away to meet
lie steamers for dey always get in one
day ahead off ven der almanac says
dey will.
You speak by your communication
now you vas Gaming down here FREDDY
quvick. Now, / tole you shust how 1t
vos. | would be more glad as anything
TO half your company, but 1t ISIS more
better as you don'dt came If you don'dt
got some pizness what. If you do
came, Adolph, you be more as careful
vot you say aboudt shteamers. Dot
yos very tender subject here now.
It ISIS more as de same What 1t vOs
some years ago wen a man said any
word aboudt the provisional govern
ment he vos marched offer to de reef
FREDDY quvick. 1t vos de same thing
now aboudt shteamers, only you don'dt
go by de reef.
Maybe you don'dt understand
aboudt dc shteamer pizness here. |
don'dt mine self, und l think nopody
else does either. De pizness men get
together und talk und talk aboudt how
cey vos got to have some more
ahteamers. Perty soon man, vot l
don'dt know his name, tells de pizness
men how he has got cine shteamer dot
vos shust de ticket. Den all off de rest
eff de pizness men shy away from him
like he vos pughouse. Der vos more
offers off shteamer schemes bud some
how dey all got left. / told you What,
Adolph, l don'dt belief dot de pizness
men off dis place would purchase
! shteamers if dey vos tied up like rad
dishes und, sold for ten cents bunch.
Ven | vos on de main landt / should
see in de papers vonce in vile aboudt
passengers booked" but | vos neffer
acquainted NIT how it works till |
came to dis town. Here, effery body
rushes offer to de shteamshiD Office
und. puts his name down for shtate-
room on some shteamer vot ISIS going
sometime to some place. Dey don'dt
intend to go away. Id ISIS shust habit
nit dem. Dis pizness ISIS butting in
on de regular tourist who hat got
money enough to get away. All OF de
tourists hat become so excited offer de
shortness of shteamers dot dey book
on de shlightest brovocation.. Dey
book on anything that starts to leave
de wharf. De udder day, more as a
week ago, tourist vot | got acquaint-
ed nit vile he vos trying to book on &c
Pioneer for quarantine island, told me
dot he vos all fixed. He said he hac
booked on de coming fleet.
Some of de people in desc Honolulu
islands are in favor of knocking az
coastwise laws in de head for vile sc
dot passengers can rideon foreign yes
sells mitoudt paying a fine. But
don'dt see how dot vos going to make
some difference Der vos foreign
shteamer came in de udder day but sh'
could take away only ten passenger
ven der vos more as forty booked TO-
de same shteamer Och, Adolph, 1t Isl
; like dot habby Hooligan's jop, 1t IS
fierce.
| saw in one off de local papers do
de shteamship situation here vos lik
engine vot had got on de middle.
vos more worse as dat, Adolph, 1t vo
ike automobile vot has got its car
burtter jammed between freigh
train and pile-driver.
Dot man Edmonds has got dow
: mere some too, und he vos making den
all SO mad like darn nation. Yo
:. could not hug girl in de park an
more. De declaration off independents
= says We vos endowed NIT de right OF
life, liberty und der pursuit off habb'
/, ness. If hugging girl In de park i
= Honolulu iss not in pursuit of habit
ness vot iss 1t?
Ven effer some public speeche
- makes a spell here, he neffer forget
: 10 say dot Honolulu ISIS destined {
play an important part in de develop
ment of de Bacifc ocean" Dey neffe
forget to say dot, but vot ] am wonder
= ing at, Adolph, iss who ISIS going to q
= de playing part. Der yos no shteamei
" to bring tourists, under der vos II
y shteamers to take dem away after
got all der money, nnd de pizness me
p don'dt got 30 much gumption abouf
their own interests In TRANSFERABLE
y az birds nest What yos deserted 81
= fore Captain Cook shtruek dis plae
Come down. Adolph, but you had be
- Ter hiring ghteamer nit You 80 va