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Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-09-13
LOCAL HAPPENINGS.

uIk6 IllChcy was III VO"n WSu
nesday on business.
Miss Agnes Praeger was a
ClaAin visitor Wednesday.
Dir. Lindas went to Hoislngton
Thursday morning on..brsines
A. Aitken the lumber man was
here from st. John on business.
T. S. Sifers and John Vandike
are in from the Salt Marsh attend
ing the fair. aal@ feo 1,1.
Pete Cory and wife Of Home
stead we're visiting in the city
Wednesday. ot
Misses Ella and Lizzis Wildgen
were here Wednesday visiting and
shopping.
Andrew Cell of ALDER t was in
Wednesday on business and to see
the fair. @eH
. Sherman Mossbarger of Paw
nee Rock was in town Wednesday
on business.
Mr.. Edwards of the Warren
Mortgage Co.. of Emporis is here
. on business.
Albert Dotson and family are
home from a visit to Mscksville
and other points. a-.
: Ed. McGinnis of Eureka was
10 Wednesday and visited Mr..
and Mrs. DR.. Brown.
j. ". Branine aid wife of
Hoisington are in town shopping
I. and going to the fair. ea.
Jack johnson and daughter
, Myrtle came home from Logan
county Wednesday evening.
We notice Mat Towers. Dave
Murphy, and Sam Shattuck of
: Hoisington in the crowd today.
c. H. Meyers Of Lawton Ok,
is employed at Mrs. Shephard's
Photograph Gallery this week.
Miss Trinnie Sheppard of Burr
ton has accepted a situation with
the Great Bend Telephone Go.
Archie Ashpole is home from
5 Homestead where he has had al
G extended visit with grandma Pear
son.
Mrs. Fred Kopke arrived from
Emporia Wednesday evening and
will visit relatives for a few
weeks.
Mrs. Ed. Hartman of Ellinwooc
was visiting in the city Thursday
is visiting Henry Ashpole and
family.
Mrs. W. +. Graham came W
from Ellinwood Wednesday even
ing and will visit with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. A. NJ. Sipes.
Mr.. aud Mrs. John Cochran are
here from Hutchinson visiting
Mr.. and Mrs. Marie Swift. Mrs
Cochran and Mrs. Swift are sis
ters.
Mrs. J. W. Hainline is home from
: LaJunta Colorado where she visit
ed her son Fred and family fol
several weeks. Fred is doing
well there.
Jay Thatcher, son of Mr.. anC
Mrs. q. W. Thatcher of this city
who is travelling with the Alaskan
sOpera Compay. will be in Kansas
. City all of next week at the Willis
Wood Tteater.
% Robert V. Carr. a newspaper
man of South Dakota. up in tn,
Black Hills country. has been il
the city the past day or two. il
the interest of the international
Live Stock Exposition at Chicago
. Mr.. Carr is poet of some renowl
in bis country and bis stuff i.
widely copied by the newspaper
all over the country.
Mr.. and Mrs. Mic Berscheid
. gave party Tuesday evening il
"a honor of Mr. and Mrs lack Nos
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-09-13
Marriage Licenses.

Charles W. Evans, Claflin, age 90.
Oracle Montgomery, age 81. Mar
ried by Probate Judge Torrey at his
Office September 18th.
P. Leo Dick, Ellinwood, age "a;
Lillian E. Har,maetz, Ellinwood, age
10.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-09-13

Walter Broadbrooks, of Pawnee
Rock, was here today on business.
Victor Schneider, the Olmitz bank
er was here Wednesday on business.
We notice Mr.. and Mrs. Doc Gray
among the Hoisington people here
Wednesday.
Dlvid Barrett and family are down
from Pawnee Rock shopping and
taking in the fair.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eberweine, Of Oh
mitz, were in town today on business
and also attended the fair.
Mrs. S. H Norris, of Kinsley, visit
ed in the city today, and will go from
here to Ellinwood to visit friends and
elatives.
Mrs. T. H. Brewer and daughter,
Mrs. A. B. Lille, of Pawree Rock,
l d.
were in the city today visiting and
shopping.
Mrs. Nancy Wilson had quite
an experience Wednesday morning
about 2 o'clock. Mrs. Wilson is quite
an old lady and alone lives in
the north part of town, early
that morning she was awakened by
what she thought was fall of some
thing, she started to get up and man
grabbed her BY the throat aud told
her to keep still. Mrs. Wilson has
plenty Of nerve aud she begin to use
her feet and also to scream. The man
evidently got alarmed and let loose Of
her and ran away. Nothing was stol-
en- so far as we have heard. Mrs.
Wilson is not able to state whether
the man was white or black.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-09-13

The following concerns a for
mer Great Bend lady, now Of
Bucklin, who was raised in and
near our city and whose many
friends will be interested in this
news item.
Saturday evening Mrs. Charles
and Miss Elnora Padgitt gave a
china shower in honor of the ap-
preaching wedding of Miss Mary
Dale, whose wedding took place
Wednesday evening, Sept. 4th.
Miss Dale received a number Of
useful pieces of china. The even
ing was very pleasantly spent, ice
cream and cake we're sreved. Miss
Dale cutting the Brides cake II
which was hidden a ring, bodkin,
thimbIe and dime. Miss Padgitl
presided at the pucnh bowl
Those present were Mrs. Frank
Names of Pratt, Mrs. Glenn War
ner of Kansas City. Miss Vests
Kane of (ireensburg. and the
Misses Beulah Bay, Nellie Fet
tiers. Emma Schriner. Margare
Kane, Josephine Bradshaw
Carolyn Aulls, Anna Dale. Mary
Hirt, Pear Worthington. and Lily
Ingersol.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1907-09-13
The First Snow.

Fort Wayne, Ind, Sent. IL
The first snow of the season fell
here late yesterday afternoon.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
Editors.

Editors" says the handsome man
who owns and operates the Lawrence
Journal, ''makes US tired" That IL
strange coincidence; they make us tired
too. We sometimes think that II It
wasn't for editors and editing this would
be a pretty fair sort of q world. But
editors are forever taking their crowbars
and raising the devil and the devil is al.
ways to pay when he gets started, and
often there Is no pitch hot, and there
being no pitch hot the devil unpaid goes
up and down the world seeking whom
he may devour. All the trouble in this
world is started by editors. And what
do they get out of itp Nothing but board
and clothes, and the support OF their
Inundated and discredited families.
Why are editors any wayP What ever
lastingly and eternally is the useP The
editor riseth in the morning full of high
hopes and beautiful bullying ideals, and
he goeth to bed at night full of unavail-
ing regrets and typographical errors.
He pranceth up to the dragon OF evil,
and sOaketh it, when 10, 1t champeth and
shouteth and he is not! he merely mon
keyeth with the buzz-saw of popular
sentiment and pickett himself up In
sack and toteth himself to the scrap
heap. He rejoiceth in his decency, and
patteth himself on the back; yea, he
anointeth himself with JUNCTION, and
churneth his opponent to cheese. He
slappeth himself on the belly and point
eth with pride. But behold his abb
crumbleth; his tin-front wrinkleth; his
starch melteth as wax, and when the re-
port of the committee on conduct and
behavior cometh, the editor, even the
editor OF great pride, appeareth before
men as the two spot from the other deck.
This also is vanity.
You bet the editor makes us tired. 1t
1t wasn't for the editor we would be a
happy people. But as it is, we some
times wonder why we shouldn't take q
hop skip and jump and 90 sailing into
history without waiting for the tooth OF
time to gnaw at our vitals. The editor
is bad lot. There should be law
against him. There should be an open
season on editors 80 that they might be
killed from New Years to Christmas.
For editors certainly make us tired
Emporia Gazette.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
+ rec to
atism
Sufferers
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WRITE FOR 1T TO-DAY.

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make you present Of It, II you will agree to
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We could not afford to do this II we didn't
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and know that after you are cured you would
have no hesitancy about recommending the rem
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introduced The cure of several so-called Rheu-
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sale of Uric.O In that vicinity. Urc-0 is good
for Rheumatism and Rheu matism only. 1t acts
upon the blood by driving the uric and poison.
GUS rheumatic acid from the system. This is the
only way Rheumatism can ever be cured and 1t
Is the Uric.O way. Most druggists sell Uric-O,
but II you want to test It, cut out this notice and
mail 1t to-day with your name and address and
the name Of your druggist to The Smith Drug
Co., Syracuse, n. Y, and they will send you
fullsized 75c. bottle free. Uric.O is sold and
recommended by r. A. shurtlen & Co., South
Paris and West Paris, Maine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
DECORATE.

Black Stallion White Ankles Behind 10 Hands, Weighs Z lbs
Sired by DARE Devil, by 1.-THE Handomest
the World" Dam JEWEL
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
(London Chronicle J

A drop of water, even three or four
drops, falling on the head seems thing
unworthy of attention.; nevertheless in
China a slow and continuous dropping of
water on the head has been found to be
a method of torture under which the
most hardened criminal abjectly bowls
for mercy.
When professor in the Sarbonne stat.
ed this to his class the other day, one of
the students laughed incredulously, and
said it would take good deal of that
sort of thing to affect him.
The professor assured him that even
one quart of water dropped slowly on to
his hand would be beyond his endurance.
He agreed to experiment.
A quart measure filled with water was
brought in, microscopic hole was bored
in the bottom and the performance be-
gan, the professor counting.
During the first hundred drops the
student made airy remarks. With the
second he began to look less cheerful,
then gradually all his talk died away,
and bis face took on haggard, tortured
expression. With the third hundred the
hand began to swell and look red. The
pain increased to torture. Finally the
skin broke.
At the 42Oth drop the sceptic acknowl-
edged his doubts vanished and begged
for mercy. He could bear no more.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

be. Any fruit flavor may be added II
desired.
CHOCOLATE BLANC NANCE.
For this follow the recipe for boiled
custard, adding to it one inch square
piece of Bakers unsweetened chocolate
and scant tablespoonful of cornstarch
to each generous half pint of milk. This
must be stirred until perfectly smooth.
Do not make it too stiff. Serve cold
with cream and sugar.
APPLE FLUFF.
Peel, core and slice two apples, add
powdered sugar enough to sweeten and
water enough to make a thick apple
sauce. When cooked press through q
colander and add the stiffly beaten white
of one egg. Add this to the boiled Gus
tard. Serve cold.
RICE PUDDING.
Boil half a cupful of rice In water
until soft. Drain and add q quart Of
milk, cupful Of sugar and teaspoon
full of vanilla. Stand in q moderate
oven and stir every time crust forms.
This makes the pudding as rich as If
made OF pure cream. WINE stlil very
soft let last crust form and remove.
Serve very cold.
In addition to these simple puddings
the child may have, once or twice
week, cup of cocoa or not too rich
chocolate, plenty of good toast, and II.
for any reason, special nourishment is
required, and he will not take broth,
little meat jelly may be given. This Is
made by boiling knuokle of veal or
beef with pepper and salt to season until
1t is very soft and the liquor is reduced
to about one quart. Strain carefully and
let cool. This will form into clear,
solid jelly and is relished by infants and
invalids alike.
Corn meal mush, homiuy and oatmeal,
we'll cooked, cooled, sliced and delicate
ly fried until brown in just enough drip
pings to prevent sticking to the pan
make nice winter supper.-Ex.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

FLEW STRAIGHT IN THE DlhECIloN o1 Inn
FARMER.
and that am sorry that my brothers,
sisters, cousins, aunts and uncles have
been eating all Of his corn, and that
want to help him to keep them away.
I'll tell him to give me his gun and 60 In.
to his house, and when the other crows
come will shoot them for him. Then
when he goes away shall hop about
and eat all the corn want and when
he comes back to see how l have made
out I'll Just fly away and laugh at
him."
The black crow tapped his winga
and few straight in the direction OF
the farmer.
Now. 1t happened that Farmer Brown
did not know one crow from another.
and he had no idea that the black crow
was going to try to play Il trick on
him. But the farmer was pretty
smart old gentleman. and 1t would
have been hard matter for anybody
to fool him. When he saw the crow
coming lie did not wait to ask any
questions. but aimed his gun right at
the bird and blew him all to pieces.
Moral.-Be careful how you try to
play pranks on people.-Chicago Trib-
une
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
Al Apinal Story For
Little Folks
Black Crows Mistake

The crows had been eating more OF
Farmer Browns corn than usual and
the farmer got out his gun and took
his position IN his garden patch. His
wife scattered handful Of corn about
on the ground. The crows few all
around and high up in the air and
peeped down at the little grains Of
corn on the ground and wished that
they could get them without being shot
by the farmer.
But after awhile the black crow
thought that he would play a good joke
on the farmer and get all the corn that
he wanted without getting hurt.
"I'il 20 down there" he said to him
self. land tell the farmer that ! am
one of the best crows that ever lived
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
Now Football Rules.

"How do these new football rules
compare with the old OnesT'
"Well. last season at this time my
boy had n stiff neck, bruised head
and twisted ankle. This year he has
a sprained wrist. broken rib and a
lot OF wrenched tendons. l guess the
rules are about the same."-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
They
N q in t al
CoodHealth

Monroe, Me-, 1905.
1--WE have used the true L. F.
Atwood's Bitters in our family for
twenty-five years with good results.
We always keep them in the house.
They are excellent for stomach trou-
ble." Respectfully yours, ]. A. Braley:
Some of the most common causes OF
i'll health are hasty meals, unwise diet,
and over-eating. The stomach rebels
under such abuse and sickness follows.
Such errors may be quickly righted by a
few doses of the IL. F." Atwoods Bit
tiers. They sweeten stomach, cleanse the
bowels, arouse liver, and purify blood.
CSC. at druggists.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
Too Good to be True.

A Kenwood lady, while in poetic
mood the other night, directed her little
daughters attention to the heavens,
saying:
"See the beautiful moon. She is the
kind mother, and all those twinkling
stars are her children"
After little Gertrude had looked over
the celestial field for moment she said:
"Well, guess Roosevelt amt got no
excuse to scold old Mrs. Moon, anyway"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

Drop by drop the offensive discharge
caused by Nasal Cstarrh falls from the
back of the nose into the throat, setting
up an Inflammation that Is likely to
mean Chronic Bronchitis. The certain,
rational cure for catarrh is Eiy's Cream
Balm, and the relief that follows even
the first application cannot be told in
words. Don't suffer day longer from
the discomfort of Nasal Catarrh. Cream
Balm is sold by all druggists for so cents,
or mailed by Ely Bros, SO Warren Street,
New York.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

The medicine that sets the whole world
thinking,
The remedy on which all doctors
agree,
The prescription all your friends are
taking is
HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
F. A. Shurtleff & Co.; o. d. Stevens.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

II you will make inquiry 1t will be Q
revelation to you how many suocumb to
kidney or liver troubles in one form or
another. If the patient 10 not beyond
medical aid, Foley's Kidney Cure will
cure. 1t never disappoints. =. A.
Shurtls6 q Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

"Yes," said the tramp, who was ex-
planning his method, II always tell the
lady of the house that | was injured on
the field"
"What field?" asked the inexperienced
beginner.
"Well, If it's young lady, say ball
field, an il it's an old lady, l say battle
field"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

No greater mistake can be made than
to consider lightly the evidence Of dis
ease In your system. Don't take des-
perate chances on ordinary medicines.
Use HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
IS cents, Tea or Tablets. F. A. Shurtle6
a Co. o. D. Stevens.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
ANNUAL MEETING.

The annual meeting Of the stockhold.
ers of the Paris Hill Water Company for
the election of officers, and transaction
of any other business that may properly
come before said meeting, will be held
at the Hubbard House, Paris, Maine, on
Saturday, June 8. 1907, at 8 o'clock, P. NJ.
U. II. HEALD, Clerk.
Paris, Maine, May 20, 1907.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

A man who is in perfect health, 80 he
can do an honest days work when nee
essary, has much for which he should be
thankful. Mr.. L. c. Rodgers of Branch
ton, Pa, writes that he was not only
unable to work, but he couldn't stoop
over to tie his own shoes. Six bottles
of Foley's Kidney Cure made new man
of him. He says, "Success tn Foley's
Kidney Cure" F. A. Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
Key to the Puzzler.

No. los. Letter Changes: l. Day
Dey. 2. Iminent, eminent. 3. Censor
censor. 4. Been, bean. 5. Lurid, lucid
6. Lime. dime.
No. 109.-Mythological Names: Lean
der, Hero, Pandora, Diana. Pan, Paris
Iris, Echo. Hebe, Fates, Lethe, Sol.
No. 110.-DlamOnd l. NJ. 2. Pit. 3
Minor. /. Ton. ). X.
No. III. - Decapitations: I. B-ream
2. Pinch.
No. 112.-Insects ut Large: Locust
miller, ant, cochlneal, katydid, cricket
jack o lantern. grasshopper, beetle
bee, whirllgig, fly.
No. 113-A Familiar Proverb: Fine
feathers make fine birds.
No. ia
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

w. R. Ward, of Dyersburg. Tenn,
writes: "This is to certify that have
used Orino Laxative Fruit Syrup for
chronic constipation, and it has proven,
without doubt, to be thorough,
practical remedy for this trouble, and 1t
is with pleasure offer my conscientious
reference" F. A Shurtleff & Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

onductor-Madam, how old is your
little grip
Little Girl-Don't answer him, man,
ma. It's horribly rude and impoilte Of
him to ask young lady's ago before all
these people.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
A LESSON IN HEALTH

Healthy kidneys filter the impurities
from the blood, and unless they do this
good health is impossible. Foley's Kid
ney Cure makes sound kidneys and will
positively cure all forms of kidney and
bladder disease 1t strengthens tho
whole system. F. A. Shurtleff q Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
FOR SALE.

The Alva Shurtleff house in South
Paris. Location on Pleasant Street
is one of the best in town. Lot IS
bv over 200 feet. Twelve room
house, steam heat, Norway water
and spring water All in apple pie
order.
A. E. SHURTLEFF,
,Stf South Paris.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

You can't tell a woman's age after she
takes HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain Tea.
Her complexion Is fine. She is round,
plump and handsome; In fact she is
young again. IS cents, Tea or Tablets.
+. A. Shurtleff & Co. 0. D. Stevens.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

Father" said the small boy, what is
an OPTIMISM"
"An optimist, my son, is man who
believes the Weather Bureau when its
predictions are favorable, and who con-
graduates himself on its unreliability
when they are not"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

"You were guilty of one matrimonial
mistake. I shouldn't think you would
marry again.
"Oh, but you know q verdict of guilty
usually leads to second trial." replied
the gay grass widow.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

Ihave learned that hot water bottle
keeps much better If blown up when not
in service. just fill with air and quickly
insert the stopple. This 10 especially
desirable In summer, when the sides In.
cline to stick together.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
WILL CURE CONSUMPTION.

WILL CURE CONSUMPTION.
A. A. Herren, Finch, Ark, writes:
"Foley's Honey and Tar Is the best
preparation for coughs, colds and lung
trouble. know that 1t has cured con-
sumption In the first stages" You
never heard OF any one using Foley's
Honey and Tar not being satisfied. F..
A. Shurtlef d Co.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
CURED HEMORRHAGES OF THE
LUNGS.

Several years since my lungs were 40
badly affected that had many hemor-
rhages," writes A. NJ. Axe, of Wood,
Ind. 81 took treatment with several
physicians without any benefit. then
started to take Foley's Honey and Tar,
and my lungs are now as sound as bull
let. recommend it in advanced stages
of lung trouble" Foley's Honey and
Tar stops the cough and heals the lungs,
and prevents serious results from a cold.
Refuse substitutes. F. A. Shurtleff &
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
NnTICE

The subscriber hereby gives notice that he
has been duly appointed administrator with
the will annexed IT the estate of
ANN J. SHURTLEFF, late of Paris,
In the County Of Oxford, deceased, and given
bonds % the law directs. All persons having
demands against the estate of said deceased are
desired to present the same for settlement, and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay.
ment Immediately.
May 2lst, 1877. WALTER l.. GRAY.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04
Steam Engine and Boiler
For Sale Cheap.

Second hand, six horse power
engine and eight horse power boiler.
Call and see them at A. c. Jones'
Machine Shop, South Paris, Me.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

"John," she said, 81 notice that al
most everybody is wearing earrings
now"
"But, my DEAR" replied John, elf
they had such small and shell-like ears
Us yours they wouldn't clutter them up
that Vay."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

"That politician declared he never said
anything he was sorry for"
eyes. But that doesn't mean he never
said anything he ought to be sorry for"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1907-06-04

Orville Bolde-When I bid you good
night, I'm going to kiss you!
Vera Shye-Sir! Leave me imme-
diately!