The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1907-05-23
FROM OUR EXCHANGES.
Some Sauibs OF interest We Have
Gathered with osss 1sske-pot
and Shears.

$Sbs @NIfSs % sHkSf3&N NC H@s%
Gathered with Oar esste-pos
and Shears.
Mr.. Bryan has had the long prae-
tice that enables him TO alight On
his feet whether the runaway be
farmers team or a democratic mule.
tx.
A Kansas man Il suing for d.
vorce because his wife took 9 tin
whistle ID wake him up when he
snored. He should have creased the
whistle and then she might have
swallowed it.-Ex.
No wonder Senator Simmons Is
anxious at this time 10 shake of the
Craftsmanship. He sees dark cloud
on the democratic horizon which in
dicates fearful party storm in the
near future-not later than the next
State Convention. He can i'll afford
to go down in defeat at the hands of
his own party.-Shelby Aurora.
It has been suggested that as the
governors Of North and South Caro-
lima are both Presbyterians, there is
nothing left 10 say except that sit
is long time between"-cigars.-
Anderson rs. c. Intelligencer.
Richard Croker, an ex-Tammany
boss, writes that he "hasn't the faint
est idea who is to be the next demo-
cratic candidate for president."-
That's where he differs from Will
liam J. Bryan.-Philadelphia In
quirer.
The Democrats get nine -tenths of
their electoral votes from the South,
yet they are afraid to nominate a
Southern man for President. That
party can never succeed as long as it
follows the socialsitic elements of
the North-and should not.-North
State.
When in the history of this coun-
try since the days Of Washington,
has any one before heard all parties
clamoring for the reelection of a
man to the presidency against his
own protest? But, then, the world
has never before seen his equal
l-Shely Aurora.
The American consul-general al
Havana is said to speak four Ian
guages. He" is fortunate indeed II
he can relieve his feelings dowr
there by swearing in every one Of
the four.-Washington Post.
Bryan always can be depended
upon to condemn himself out of hi
own mouth. He now says o.
Hearst 1--WE are going in the same
direction. New York Mail.
The fact that the Republicans O
Ohio have come together and will
support Secretary Taft for the presi
dency, will probably make him The
winning man. Next To president
Roosevelt, he is the best man in the
United States for President. NORTH
State.
No man works harder than tn,
public school teacher, yet he is pai(
less than the day laborer who never
solved problem or analysed sen
tence. Is it right? Let the peopl'
answer before their public schoo
houses are converted into dens TO
birds and wild enthusiastically
Aurora.
Mr.. Leander Query, one of tn,
; best citizens of the county, and {
large farmer, from near Newell, fell
dead on the street in front Of the
postoffice Monday evening. Mr.
Query was aged 68 years.-Charlott'
Peoples Paper.
"Private Allen answers the ques-
= ton, what is a democrat p by de
r claring that he is one although tenn
, porarily out Of reasons therefor %
Atlanta Journal.
An excellent definition is this
There may have been time in tn
history of the democratic part!
when its adherents could have giver
a plausible reason for the faith tina
IN fho,,o hnf that lox, Loo 1or.