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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05

What the Morning Jour
nal Does for Advertisers
and How Ii Does 1t.

Advertising in the Morning Journal has a far broader. deeper,
more satisfactory meaning than in any other New Mexico
newspaper.
1t is synonymous with conscientious, panStaking, result.
~ producing service. Service-Tark you-for when a Morn
ing Journal solicitor is sent for he represents an organization
that will help you plan a campaign, write, Illustrate, and sci all
u advertiSementS-an organization that will see that your adj
AZ vertSementS are placed in suitable poSHdonS-that, in
I'D short, will help you in every way to make your advertising a
81 mighty factor in making money for you.
IA ~ When your advertisement is inserted in the Morning Journal
half of the work is done. The seed Of success is SoWn. And
it goes into a fertile fed-the most representative homes of
Albuquerque and v~Cnty-homeS where the Morning Jour-
nal is so popular that ii has a circulation in excess of the
combined daiieS of New Mexico.
M If you are not advertising in the Morning Journal, you are
All "a L0SlNG-not Savng-money.
Morning Journal advertising is good for your competitors,
IN ~ and it would be good for you.
E Don't argue!
III Don't inferl
@ TYH!
! ! chH lbaqusrqus lllornins Journal
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05

Dispatches from those cities scout the
charge that Apache is an impOstor.
The charges against Apache were
sworn to yesterday by William NJ.
Cary and Edwin \. Deming, two well
known painters of Indian life. They
declare that the supposed Indian
wears a wig to conceal his kinky hair
and tints his skin with a sort of
bronze paint. .,
1T is about time hat the true
character of this ina postor be made
publicly known" said Mr.. Cary. HE
is not only a faker. but a scamp. He Is
The same negro who stole a painting
from me about nineteen years ago and
IN consequence served -vo years in
Sing Sing prison." 81
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05
THOMAS
AN OLD ND|AN-
CAMPA|CNER
Veteran Warrior Who Captured
Chiefs Serum and WaIIapai
Charley of Arizona Now in
Prescott,

General =. II. Thomas. commanding
the department of the Colorado of
tie United States army. and who has
accepted an invitation 10 be present
with his staff at the Coronado histor-
ical celebration In Albuquerque In Oc-
tober. is expected here today or to-
morrow on his way 30 his h%eadquar-
ters IN Denver from Prescott, Ariz.
where he attended the uuVciling OF
the Bucky O'Neill monument on
Wednesday. The Prescott Journal
Miner says.
General L. u. Thomas. t. $ A..
commanding the department of The
Colorado. arrived at Fort Nhipple
last night. from his headquarters in
Denver He was met at Ash Fork 10y
Judge Il. +. Sloan. associate Justice
Of the supreme court: Major Foster.
In command al Fort Whipple. " 4.
Drake. vice president and general
manager Of the :. r. L. aud y. rail-
way. and +. y. Cruicc. chief clerk m
the ~"esidcnt's office. The general
viii take uart in the unwilling core
monies Of tho Captain O'Ncill Rough
Rider monument today.
General Thomas is no stranger Co
the old time residents OF this city. He
SERVED five years as lieutenant of the
Firth cavalry at Fort Whipple, after
subduing and bringing to terms chiefs
and Wallapai Charley. Of the
Wallapai tribe. In Mohavc county. iu
1872. He served under General
Crook and was considered u OF the
most valuable and energetic young Of
ficers in the service herc al that time,
being classed with captain Rourke.
deceased, and Lieutenant Schuy-
Ter. now n brigadicr general in The
regular army.
He surveyed and superintendent the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05

The Bishop. so runs the yarn. took the
needy one to a hotel and shared a generous
dinner with him. yet having left his episco-
pal wallet in the pocket 20 a different epis-
cnpal Jacket. suddenly faced the cmhurrass-
ment 90 not possessing the wherewithal To-
pay IN Never mind" exclaimed his guest.
4 have enjoyed dining with you and ! shall
be charmed TO shoulder the cost Permit
me. 3 Whercupon the stranger paid for two.
This worried the prelate. who insisted; Just
let me call a cab and wen run up to my
hutci. whore ] shall have the pleasure u
reimbursing you" But the stranger met
tibet Suggestion With. See here. old man,
you've stuck me for a bully good dinner. hut
hanged 10 I'm going to let you stick me Tor
cab fare."-Bostun Transcript
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05

construction Of the old government
road from Fort Whipnlc to Walnut
Grove. and was in active command in
many Important Indian fights In the
early days.
Captaip ChartVs King. famous as "a
novelist and N1ltcr, wus q fellow Of
ficer Of General Thomas in the
Fighting Fifth' The latter was
wounded an the battle of Sunset pJss
by the redskins. uc was taken Go
Fort Whipplc ~ pr Warren y bay.
now health officer of the city, and
was confined'to Tie military hospital
two months from his Mounds.
a reception iu honor of General
Thomas win bee held tonight at the
Yavapai club.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05

twice u week. Sundays and Wednes-
days, during the engagement. The
next one will be "The Mascot"
The American Lumber company
band occupied the band stand last
night during the pyrotechnie displa,
and as usual was an essential factor
in making The evening a gay and fes-
tive one.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05

WANTEI.-A certain number ~
boatdcrs nay your nxed expenses. ~
cry one above that number pays you
q profit: you can always keep the
number right by using our want col
umnR.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05

FOR RENT-There are people
who would make desirable tenants
for hat vacant house Of yours. There
will be tomorrow. too. and there "
time enough for you 10 Get your ad In
that column tomorrow. II should
have been there today
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-07-05
SM0THEREO TO DEATH IN
BOTTOM OF A SHAFT
william la Cas- Meets Terrible Fate
by Being Overcome by Foul Case
in Arizona Mine.

Smothered To death by foul air and
gases In the bottom of a iifty-foot
shaft on one Of his claims In the
Walker district, near Prescott, Sun
day morning at Sso'clock, was the fate
of william la CaSs. a miner, VINO
went back into the shaft, where only
a short time before he had fired a
round of six holes. and the gases and
foul air of which had no vet been
absorbed by the atmosphere above.
Las Cass was engaged In sinking the
shaft with his uncle. Marcus Field
He waited for some time after firing
the round of holes before he returned
TO clean out the shots. on reaching
the bottom Of the shafe he was over
come and his uncle. being aged. and
feeble, was unable to pull him out be-
fore he became helpless. Miners we're
summoned from q nearby camp an
soon as possible, hut life Was extinct
before aid reached him.
When the news of his death reached
Walker, only three miles distant. the
sherlff's office was notified by tele-
phone and Deputy Sheriff Horace
Bowdre and Justice of the Peace &.
II. McLane drove at once To the place,
whore a c%oroner's jury was summoned,
an inquest held. and a verdict of death
by foul air returned.
Deceased was agrd about so years
and a native of Canada. lie had been
a resident OF tnt HtAAl'N lNi NV N'af"
prior to his death and was an enter
prising and industrious citizen.
Made Al the Difference.
The June bride frowned
These tomatoes" she said. ARE Just
twice as dear as those across the street
why Is it?"
All ma'am. thCse-
And the grocer smiled ia pity of her ig
nprancc.
"-these are hantspickcd'
She biushed "Of course" she added
hastily. u might have known. Give me a
hushel, please"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
THE WEST UNMovED.

,-.ta ASA. ..,,u,e ar1 ts,,noiI tb,,l has
,rsa, c,,r, tbr battl. m wall street
+,. ,h,. ras, to, aavs one rae. shines
~. sn,,.,,,,, ana dis,inctl,--tbat ts thai
,Ee ga. r,n ma longer he seriously
a,.,,,,ea ,yo,. ~ miles or tho bulls
at,',,..r. h, o,ho, words lilo anpnclai
1an,,,,.rs If cotba,n No one could
san',onc stencil Inv, the baIf humorous.
..is ,ar,,,,d al, v-nb which chicago
hanr.rs 6sr,ssr1 ,be news ~ the
,,.ssri,, 80 values IA wan street with
NM, .r.,,,.,ris 80, +, was a,rprcly "A New,
VIM ,nat-n ,nd ono In which chica 20
,,.a a. ,a,,ssu,.,. interest ,rhc yarther
Voc, suapsrfes ,ycrc made the less was
ia snl.lt otanrrel,cnsion manifest
ouehou, tho rocky Mountain states
,.be,,ali rho b,rlss ,re IN the strongest
rns,i,,s cnn s,uo, thc tremendous fan
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
NEARING THE END.

The Seventh session Of the Lesisla-
ture Of the State OF Utah is nearing the
end. Even now ID is in the last throes
OF it's existence Before another ISSUE
OF the pcscrct News shall make us APP
pearance, In all human probability it
will have gone the way OF it's prede-
cessors. The Indications arc that Il
Will be remembered for the measures
1t killed rather than for those Il enact
ed into law; ana many viii look upon
it with kindly favor for its inclination
to slaughter and VIII regard wiki sat-
isfaction It's sansutnary deeds OF the
past two Or three days in which it metz
oilessly moved down bills upon mum
bnrcss topics 10 the regret OF iudi-
yidUnl members who had this or that
pet idea which they wished formulated
into chapter upon the statute books
Of the state. But that was impossible
The deluee was too great It was in
cvitable that when the tremendous
flood of bills that found It's way in the
Senate and House early In the session
should finally break loose thar the vol
llne would be too great 10 Copo with.
Legislatures are pretty much alike,
They all lose time when they should
be at work Getting down TO business
Is Ieft altogether too late The result Is
Il vast amount OF rush legislation ana
needless slaughter IN the days immedi-
ately preceding adjournment unrnis-
takably some very msritoFious mea-
sures met an unjust fate In the whole
sale execution this week Some menu
beers sense this so keenly that they do
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
WEIGHING THE SPIRIT,

The papers have something to say
about scientific experiment by which
it has been ascertaued. ii reports and
deductions are true, that the human
soul can be weighed The report
comes from Boston but should un-
douhtedly be taken with more than
one grain Of salt Dr.. Duncan Me-
Dcugal, who Us said 10 have conducted
the experiment, is quoted as follows.
giving an account of the Weighing
-Four other physicians under my
direction made the first test on a pa.
tient dying with tuberculosis This
man was one OF the ordinary type. Of
the usual American temperament,
neither particularly high-strung nor Of
marked rhlegmatic disposition, Wa
placed him a few hours preceding
death, upon "a scale platform that ]
had constructed and that was accu-
ruttly balanced
-Four hours later With Ave doctors IN
attendance, he died. The Instant life
ceased she opposite scale pan fell with
sutdvpneSs mat WAS astonishing
as II something had been suddenly
lifted from the body
Immediately all The usual deductions
were made Tor physical loss ~ weight.
aud IL Nas discovered mat there WAS
stlIl d full ounce uf Weight unaccount-
ed f0l The question then arose AS Ia
what the loss meant. II was loss Of
substance mat could be obtained In
kuuwn igUres- ond Wae also such i
sineulary appreciahle loss as 10 place
IL beyond all doubt thai u might be duH
to any error IN calculation
The deduction is that tho ounce not
accounted for h the weight % the spirit
that left the body AZ the time al death,
II VIII easily bc seen, though, Inst oven
" The facts are admitted. they prove
nothing conpnslyely as to the spiritual
olomont of ntan, II is suite probable
that research WILL reveal the fact that
splTit and matter ara essentially the
same thing. being The opposite OK
tromes on the same scale. sui. even Il
that " established ile possibility Of
Weighing any spiritual substance on
earthly scales may be questioned
II must Dc admitted, though ihat The
conclusion arrived ~ IL far In adj,
vance OF NE eynlcal matpriallsm eS'
pressed by renowned professor at q
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
PROMOTION OF ocNFUo1Us.

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lH"l oi tne hsheSt degree as q mani
leS'at loil Oh MS Story Lev lhe proper
o"t'u lb"ara OF KitesI decide ana re-
port as To the proper rites and cere-
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
A REVENUE RAT HOLE.

e,os,,i,, ebo sa,-.;f, arot.bgnr tho
oA,nsr,r,,S nart, ,nonthnlece bss re-
.aeiv.d Ina IFS iIl.tlmed dcfcnsc NJ pr,da.
,..,... ,.,,,,o,,,,.,, c,,,, ne method AZ col.
S''2
lecllng moneS from inc hapllnes M the
TondPrlou and tho consequent tire
inondous failing off I'm r,ceipts to the
49,. ~, 40. -,
'l.F'''olU 'u'' source ar Ne' a" i''''
others j. continues TO Justify me pres
eri practice Whatever money the
la,l..se sln,,s,,fs ,,v t,r ,,,vlnr thol,.
trado in violation OF ths statutes should
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

flowers by the door. But God keen
His own tally. sheet OF The cltlscns ~
u town. and there is Il possibility that
when the day uf honora BILE pruinutso,,
comes the fortunate ones Will he IN
those who saw hut little OF honor ait the
hands OF their cauntrymen. Gods al,
Innate OF man does not depend upon
how much he pays per 'front.' foot ro,,
his property, or how MANY stations ~
responsibility he has held. os how cos'.
ly an automobile he drivCs,--ESchunrr
No Need for To be bereft OF mn
An llpapty Lie Ideal Is worse slan
On Earth death, Death rray be-
the putting al am ideal
the crowung of life with all It's hopes
and possibilities. But 10 have nothing
to live for, to sac nothing III life ouls
vagueness emptiness, hamilton. Lam
suor, and pnnul is q living death Bet
ter death crowned With a hopeful
Ideal with al the gories OF the tnma,-
tai life before II than to let the cnet
giles waste and rust in aiinless. Uur.
any life be airnlcss In a world such as
this2 There IS room In IL tor every
voice. There is a path in II for eve
ry foot. there Is work Tor every
hand. There are hearts waiting TO re-
spond TO every word OF love. There are
parChed lips waiting for The eup OF
cold water There are totterlng. blind
spirits feeling their way over troubled
pathways needing the guidance OF eyes
that can see. There are victims 10
vice whom the song might lead "
Jesus, There are warped and twisted
tcnements where perjury has refused 90
relax Its pttioss grasp where the prayer
and the ready help would he az blessed
as the footsteps of the Great Comforter
ON the streets OF Capernaunn. Their
IS no need for emptiness OF life IN this
world. From every soul paths IaGIate.
like the spokes OF wheel, paths Ot
opportunity along any one Of which
we may walk to the glorifieation o.
God, The United Presby
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

present conduct OF city affairs There
are raj holes III the admnlsiraticn
which have suspicious openings ana
questionable surroundings They should
be looked Into, cleaned out and plugged
UP The current custom NJ levSins
tribute Is publicly runous sud de-
morllisiug NOT one dollar should be
tskon Illegally; hot penny collected
by iniddlemcn Nho act as their own
bookkcepeys and ta,ien on graft The
san Francifce system. tor which the
gang is calling. should not and must
not flnd tDothold in Sail Lake
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

this marvellous manifestation ~ the
power and wisdom OF God. IN his bc-
half, to cxclsini that it Is from 1oho-
yah. aud not from the Egyptian center
Of enlightenment. that the true light
omarates! Jehovah, and not thc Eeyp-
tian sam god RIA. Is the true iieht-Eivcr.
AS We have said previously " would
be- presumption on our part 10 spcni
autboritsttvely ON this subject But II
VIII be admit 4 that il the conclusions
hers suggested arc correct the word
'Iiabon1 has very bcautitul and
significant meaning
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

AZ en indication OF Inc length TO
which the English woman suffrsgists
nre Wiling 10 go I'm order to obtain
admission Ia the house of commons
where they may make . demonstration,
Mrs- Martins the secretary of The Wc-
mems Political Union declares they are
willing 10 have their hair cut What
tbcy should do is to cut the hair of the
samsons wig oppose their entrance, on
get one OF Them to pail down she pillars
" the house OF commons on the cons
inoners
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

All sorts OF devices are resotted to for
the purpose OF attracting consrega-
tions TO the empty churches. 4 church
I'm . small town Of Onto, a IL said, has
sraphophone in place Of "a choir and
tho change is said to have Increased
The size NJ the congregations. Il Is not
known Sei. though. how much OF the
Increase In attendance is due 10 curios-
NY and how much 10 calm and ratlon-
al approval NJ the change some pa
sans are credIted with the Invention OF
praslns machines. In churches whsre
singing machines do the singing, pray
ing machines might as well 40 the
praying. and talking machines the
preaching.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

In he sermon that he wrote for
his own funeral, powie promised to
return and BE- ten thousand times
more terrible to his enemies And set
Wnbur Yotiva goes right on as though
nothing had been threaN Aned or as
though anything threatened would not
happen. The temerity OF the mani
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

The Pope has authorized the states
meni that "ihc Holy See stands un-
inuhlnsly and Courhgeously on It's
rights and viii not sacrifice the least
10 that which liz called liberty but
which 10 reality Is slavery re France
We're to grant liberty ia the true Fense
OF the term, as II Is practlsed In The
United states, the Holy See would ac-
cept scparatlnu.'
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

Jesse Collins, NJ. p, has been calling
up in the Commons the Swettenham
incident and was sat down on" by
Foreign Secretary Gray, Some people
Win never learn that the more a nasty
mess is stirred the more II stiuks. And
the Swetteuhaln incident was a nasty
mess
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
NntIteroding IIcrod i.

An American visiting Dublin told
some startling stories OF the height of
New York skyscrapers.
Eye haven't seen our newest hotel,
have ye2' asked an Irishnlau.
NO" replied the Yankee
We'll" said the Irishnlan, Its SO
tall that we have 10 put the two top
stories on hinges"
What for" asked the American.
$50 that we can let 'em down white
the moon goes by!' said Pat,-Tit- Bits,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

People are not at all surprised when
they find that the pound of butter they
buy only contains thirteen ounces 1t
is when they find, which is rare that
the pound OF butter contains sixteen
ounces that they are astonished.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

European scat " learning who ONCE
told his students tha, NJ had been dls-
EinE in the huu.,l carcass for 70 years
and never found trace OF soul
Scientists OF The Boston class are more
rational.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

1--WE are told by men who have their
confidence that the women Of America
have a sneakins suspicion that Senator
Reed Snoot Of Utah is laughing at
them" says the Los Angeles Times. NO,
for two reasons, In the FIRST place he
is too busy man, and In the next
place he is too much Of gentleman
10 laugh at ladies' under any circum-
aiancns
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
surely Not His Wtrc.

Farnler--where did you get that haiti
il looks like one OF mine.
Tranquility, I got it of the most
Iovabie. kind-hearted and good-natured
lady eyer met.
Farmer--That-s all right thought
my wife gave IL TO YOU, --Exchange,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

Those pea, Girls.

"1res. Arthur is so thou shtIess III
SONS ways; frequently have 10 ask
him to spare my blushesl'
Surely, ne doesn't attempt 10 wipe
them off does he2-Chicasn Chronicle
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

Dr. William Hirsch of Cornell med
cal school says that scientific men
know nothing OF brain storms, HOW.
then, does he account for the East In
dian rajahs2
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
\ right VIVID.

Il notice YOU never give a girl flowers
or books Candy seems TO be your long
suit
Candy is the best proposition said
Mr.. StlnJaY You can get some OF
that back,'--Washingto Herald.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16

Those Industrial Workers OF the
World at GoldGeld should change the
name Of their Organization TO Indus
trial wreckers Of the World,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
Obliging

Prlspner-rll reform, Judge. it Ycu'll
give me time.
Judge--All right III give you thirty
days.---CIeyeand Plain Dealer.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-03-16
CI1angeeDIc

Patiencc--Don' you think his con-
verssiion Is nouotonous?
Patrlce-~Don't see how It can be:
he's always talking about the weather.
--YonkeTs Statesman.