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The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24

Prompt attention sven 10 all plan
tatlon orders as well aa courteous
treatment 10 local orders Ia the secret
Of X, Yamamot0s Immense trade, Tel,
Maln 300, Hotel 81. near Nuuanu,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24
TRY A SAMPLE.

Cali and sample the candles al the
Alexander Young Cafe, Having tried
them once, y0u'll come again,
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24

The best cup or Hawaiian Coffee In
the city. New England Bakery and
Cafe.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24
FAMINE in
new YORK
(Associated Press Cable to The Starr
NEW YORK, August 24.-The strike
here has caused meat famine.
SNARK ARRIVES

Jack Londons ketch Shark arrived
at Kawaihae, Hawaii, on Wednesday,
six days from Honolulu, with Sll we'll
aboard
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24

For prompt, accurate work, ring up
Stenographer J. A. Combs, S55 Kaahu-
manu-. Main 206.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24

Delicious piek anG cakes. Candy
fresh every day, New England BRk-
cry.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24

Co0ptlnusd on Paso Fiysl
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24
FRIENDS
AGAIN NOW

(Associated Press Cable to The Star.l
ST. PETERSBURG, August "a
Russia and Japan wilF raise the lega-
tions here and in Toxic to the rank
of embassies.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24
THE new
FRISCO

ASSOCIATED Press Cable to The Star.)
SAN FRANCISCO, August "a
George F. Duffey, President of the
Board of Public Works, has resigned
Michael Casey succeeds him.
The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-08-24

ALI. RIGHT

ASSOCIATED Press Cable to The Starr
YOKOHAMA, August 24.-It is de-
MED that the Empress Dowager Of
China is i'll.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
EDITH'S HEROES
By CARROLL WATSON RANKIN

| a small brown stain on the floor OF one
OF the rooms of Edinburgh castle"
A third ring at the door bell an
nounced the arrival OF Ferdinand. lisa
bella Of Spain flushed at the sound
Would Ferdinand, too, fail her? But
not Ferdinand had rented evening
clothes. and was outwardiy irreproach
able. Isabella gave a sigh of relief
Mrs. Barnering was conscious of .
pang Of disappointment; for which she
was instantly ashamed.
He may be thoroughly nice boy
said the considerations woman. q
ought to be glad IL I've been mistaken
in him.
The table manners OF the deposed
emperor We're frankly bad.
Thoroughly disenchanted with both
Napoleon and Rizzio. Edith turned
hopefully to Ferdinand. Surely Ferdi
nand. at least. was all that her fame,
had painted him and would not disap
point her.
Horrorsl What was her Spaniart
thinking Of? He had tied his napkir
about his neck by the two corners, hae
covered the remainder OF his rented
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

In engineering works the elcctro~
magnet Is taking n very prominent
place. This device dlspsnses With
hooks. silnxa and ether lssting appa.
ratns. ny throwing switch control
ling the current the magnet y emeF-
gixed and thereby attaches Itself -
the bars. castings. scrap az psE Iron
which IL ii desired 10 lift Tho magnet
poles are shaped according 70 the M
tuse 81 the material 10 be raised. For
heavy rails They are oblons and are
siaug from the crane hook By q short
chain. CASTINGS weighing over two
tone are successfully handled By cleo
tro.magness. Another use to which the
electromsgnet II put 10 In breaking
old castings 20 that they may be melt
ed and utilized To accomplish this
the magnet 10 made 90 nft and drop
a steel ball weighing from one 70 six
tons.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
JUST HIS CASE.

A man who was famous for never
paying HIS bills owed considerable
sum to his tailor. Sending bills had
had no effect upon the debtor. so the
tailor decided to make a personal at
tempt to collect the amount. He called
several times upon the delinquent, but
was never able to catch him. Finally
he succeeded. just as he was going out
and accosted him with the modest in
quiry:
VIII you pay me this bill. sir?"
The man looked at IL for moment,
and then said, innocently:
Did you ever owe anybody any
thing?''
No, sir" replied the tailor.
Then you can afford to wait. said
the waggish debtor. and OF he walked
The tailor again made several at.
tempts. and at last was successful in
cornering the man a second time.
The debtor looked very solemn. and
said: Are you in debt to anyone?s
Not to be caught this time. the tailor
replied:
Yes, sir; l am sorry I am"
And why don't you pay?"
Because ] haven't got the money, -
said the tailor, with a significant look
That's just my case exactly, ms
dear sir" replied the debtor. Il am
glad that you cam appreciate my pc
sition. Good.morninguF
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
Supplies for the shlpwreeked.

The catboat ran gayly before the
wind. The sea was alive with sun
shine. Shoreward on the boardwalk
the people walking looked no bigger
than dominoes.
No. sir" said the skipper. there is
not a desert island OF the sea that
the governments Of the world haven't
stocked up with grub and clothes and
tools for the use Of shipwrecked mari
ners.
There's timed soups. dried meats,
cans of rice and flour and sugar. dried
peas, beans. tobacco. knives, nails,
matches. shovels, buckets, hatchets,
and so on-all shipwrecked mariner
could need.
The governments have done this
for a number of years. The proven.
der is hid in caves or under rocks.
There's book published giving the
exact location OF the caches and most
ships carry copy of the work
Louisville Courier-Journal
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
At the National Capital
Gossip of People and Events
Gathered in Washington
STRICT RULES FOR VISITS
IN WASHINGTON SOCIETY


vi ASHINGToN.---Just az pyeseut
W matters are DUH socially, hat
there Il an air az expectancy and
enough people are in the city and
more are returning every day to keep
up the interest.
Houses and visiting liAss are being
oyerbAalea, MS visiting IL The Joy as
Wen a. the bette nnir OF the Washing
ina woman and has 10 be attacked
scientifically as well as automatically
to accomplish all that Is required BY
an esaeiing public.
There Is a regular etiquette In re.
gard TO visits, and woe bctide the IN.
lucky stranger who unconscionsly aims
against the cast iron rules laid down
in this supposedly most democratic
Of cities.
The judges Of the supreme cnurl
must be called on by he cabinet, sen
ators and representatives frat. Thea
the members ~ the cabinet call on
one another and ON the senators ane
house members The senators max.
their supreme court and cabinet Wis
Its and finally reach one another, Bm
senator's wife whose husband hai
been In Office SIX years cannot demear
herself by calling flrst ON the wife o
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

enc who has only served his cg,antry
shrse years.
The senatorial and congressional
records are called In reaulsssson and
sists made osll and the length III time
men have held ofiIce ACTED. Thu
hause members ARE not AZ caaetsng
aud litfie more lieenae Is permitted
them. bat stiil an Immense amount u
form Il necessary 10 steer clear u The
lsreaters 81 social political life.
Diplomats are exempt 10 a ceYfaIn
rxtent. rs after presenting their ere
deEtials 70 the president they quietly
yais the onslaught Of visitors. Il
requires a discriminating foreigner ol
one who has employed a secretary
from the very ianermost fold OF tbs
fashionable set 10 tell whom 10 ra
ceiye and wham not AID TO aift IN,
shower OF cards thar descend upol
hina. especially II he belongs 10 IN.
diplomatic corps.
Washington Ii an especially cas-,
city fer outalders. as they have th'
right Of way and must call nras on al
those who hold an Uiiirinl poxitinr
These Visits are returned and thus tn
Thin edge OF the wedge Is inserted tina
leads 10 social distinction.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
RO0T-CRANT WEDDING TO
BE MOST SIMPLE AFFAIR

inclination 10 so the rounds seems 70
prove the point.
Il II understood that yonnE Grant
has no money heyona his pay. He "a
a first lieutenant ~ engineers and bis
wage IL about sl2s month. He gets
an allowance for quarters. however.
provided he Is On detached duty where
there are no army quarters, The GOV.
eminent win give him and hts wife
three rooms TO live ia. or II he 10 away
from an army post Il win give him the
equivalent Of the rent OF three rooms.
II Is said that Edith Root, although
the daughter Of a rich man. ia per.
fectly capable Of keeping house In
three rooms. and keeping house there
contentedly.
Lieut.. Grant has an enormously
wealthy aunt. who lives part Of the
time In Chicago. but he has no expac-
,ations from her. and he Ia too much
Of Grant 10 take anything n Il we're
offered. Elihu Roots father was q
college professor. who was earning
about $500 a year. perhaps less. when
Etihu Was a boy.
II isn't al all probable that he will
contribute largely TO the household
funds OF his future sonin.law. He
doubtless would prefer 60 let the
young couple 80 II alone for some tims
10 come. This wedding promises TO b.
entirely satisfactory from every In
trinsicaily valuable American View
point
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
French Scientists Discovery.

The French scientist. Or. FOriin.
has discovered that the asbt from a
mercury yapor lamp. passing through
swo sheets 81, blue glass and ruasctei
into the eye by large lens. reveals
the internal conditions iaani;eiy bss-
ter thaa the ordinary while light By
placing 8 screen With pin hole be
tween the light and the eye = mag
nifieent image Of the vessels NJ the
back Of the retin9. which have hifh-
afto been Siusost invisible. has been
obtained The capillary value. tbs d..
amseteF a. witch Is only twot hcus
andihs o. a railsimcter are seen 70
Gsssend WITH each heartbeat. and Il Il
even possible 10 count the blood
eiohalea.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

IT probably win be relief 10 the
Great masses ~ the people 10
know finally aud positively thar Miss
Edith Root. daughter Of the secretary
Of state. and Ulysses s. Gran, Ill. are
70 have an extremely simple and quiet
wedding at the home OF the brides
parents on Rhode island avenue The
c ildreu Of the big ones, especially Ia
Washington, ordinarily have enough
spent on the gewgaws of their wed.
dings to keep them In household sup
plies for 10 years The only social
affairs in Washington more costly
than funerals are the weddings.
The daughter OF the secretary OF
state is to marry the grandson OF q
resident and the greatest soldier OF
his time. and few people ara 10 be
gathered together to witness the cere.
mony. II Is fine and an appealing
arrangement. There probably will be
lot OF presents. Neither the bride
nor the groom. II is supposed. can
prevent the food Of gifts which tho
prominence OF their families will start
Young Grant Is a quiet. unassuming
studious fellow. with bent OF mind
for mathematics. for he graduated
into the army's engineering corps
The bride is girl of domestic tastes
She has been comparatively little
known in the swirling circle of Wash
ington society. 1t Is said that she
has good sound sense. and her dis
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

A little gsrl had been 20 Sunday
school for the frst time. and had been
much interested In the lesson. which
had as ia foundation The text. Put
your trust In the Lord. and place no
trust Ia priness-
About a week later when she re-
turned from kindsrgarten she found
her mother busy helpsnE the cook pre-
rare fraii To make irgiy. She sat
down 10 wasrh--shey were too busy
10 iei her heipAna presensly she
heard her snpthnF give an impatient
exelamAsiou.
What Ii II. mammal she asked
'sGh. every one 81 those Qusacns u
bed Al THE cose and I'm very much dss'
appointed fnr | Ind cuuntni On shetn:
/ wanted to fnlsh my Jelly to-day
Il wish / had kno~n~ said the LITTLE
girl with ha wsseat little AAr. II c0uia
have told you larssnF mamma, for 4
was only last Sunday that Miss hni
brook waFmed US 70 pat our trust u
the Lord and have no confidence u
| aulnecNtr
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

Aside from this visit the day was
marked by no special observance.
There were family congratulations aud
presents. and the president attended
Grace Dutch Reformed church a. Is
bis custom Returning from church.
be speHt an hour in the White House
offlee. and In the afternoon took a
long walk into the suburbs of Wash.
iugton. on which he was accompanied
hy Secretary Root.
Although - years old. President
Roosevelt. after six years as the head
Of the nation. In only two years older
than President Grant when he took
the oath: a year older than President
Cleveland and the same age as Presi.
dent Pierce. He IL stiil q much
younger man than were his predeces.
sors when they assumed ofisee--Mckin.
ley al 81. Lincoln at SO. Tyler and Ar.
thur at 81 and Polk and Garfield At 90.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
liou ! Fisa Iumns.

II Is said that fiaa leaps roo tines
lts helF.as. and while u usually does
land ON its feet, Il often falls. espe-
eialiy when II falls ON o psrfecsiy
smooth surface where the claws can
get only slight hold. A iiea has sir
legs. whose great length and haik
make them so heavy that they must
be greas help 10 keeping their OWL
e. right side up when Il makes one
Of these gigantic jumps; and when Il
lands upside down. or Ia some other
way. its ability 10 kick IL 80 great.
that not more than one wriggie 10
needed 10 set things right A feas
wings are mere scales, and Of no use:
but small and worthless as they are.
they tell the eniomoiogist something
about the proper Classification OF the
insect To the nea Itself they have no
value
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

dress suit with the end of the table
cloth, and, with both elbows on the
table, was taking huge bites from ar
unbroken slice of bread, which he
firmly grasped with both hands, as /,
he feared it might be taken from him
This" said Ferdinand, with hi,
mouth full, lis the best bread I've seer
since / struck town"
And this complacent, ill-mannereG
young man was Ferdinand of Spain!
Ferdinand decided Mrs. Banner
ing, glancing at her silent daughters
downcast eyes. has Just died a nat
ural death"
The evening was over at last
Rizzio pleaded an engagement; Ma
poleon discovered with evident joy
that he, too, had an appointment tt
keep; and without quite knowing how
it happened, Ferdinand, who had in
tended to remain for another hour
found himself shaking hands with al
around and saying goodnight, much tt
the relief of the now thoroughly EN-
barrassed Edith.
Dayton observed, with consummats
glee. that his thoroughly disillusionet
sister went to and from school the fol
lowing day by tortuous route. After
wards, the memory Of her first dinner
party was sufficient to deter Edith
from making any more undesirable &C
quaintances. or discovering any new
heroes. While she sometimes reap
peared as Queen Elizabeth or as Joar
of Arc. 1t was noticed that never agair
did she pose as the Empress Jose
phine. Isabella Of Spain. or Mary
Queen of Scots.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

Arthur N. Abel Ia his syalTaihetic
memorial article on Joachirn tells the
following interesting story Of Won
Molike and The great violiaist 4 more
ardent lover OF music than Helmath
ron Molfke never lived. HE was al In
innate friend OF Joachim. and the
great Ylollnist was . frequent guest
AZ his house. Wacn the two illastri-
Gus men were quite alone Joachim
would take his vlclin and play Spohr
adaglos FOR honrs-for Moiike would
hear nothing else on such occasions
Once Joachim. after having play.l
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

4 good s;evy CUfzFs from Fhiiadei
Fhsa with reference. 70 Young 70,
esesy nStron who souSht the aavsce q
her pastor ioaching peculiarly per
soBAi and dosieaie matter q Goa.
science
4 woaid Ike to have yoar opiniea-
str. said abe. as 70 whether o. net
tie nse q ssaEs is wrong
Tie dipjenatle cierSrasn smiled
some said be. hold that there .
nothing peFnicsoss 10 ~ q fcase;
others On tho eoatsRsy. Fsgare The use
II Tits cosmetic as most Tepresenss,
BIS. To me IL seesas best 70 steer
nsiadle ooarSe. Yc= sight. iheretef~.
use rouge on one eAeek enly, Harp
eFss Wee xsy.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
NEW nsTHoD OF ECONOMY.


Al. has said Mrs Candle n. 4 lady
who had iuas 4 Little "a the bloom ~
siFihosd IS Khe p0lniNd her hnny an
ser A. her w@ak knesd husband. ~Y0a
have been 6rfHkfna aeztn. Dont deny
T. ] smell ssnEsu on your BREATH.
But. my de&r---
'rhatgi %. sot1e NE horn 10 gov
crn and s5sae are barn ID be EovefneA.
! Was bora 20 govern. alshongh just
GOV In npf Sovernlag sz=eh-
CAnase II threw Al apopleesic grin
Al his wife. swallowed fwo or three
gA*ps and entlef voFed to explaint
= tell yua. nv dear. my present IN
htlationa are Tie reSHif Of pFccon-
reFied aFran emeut between ns
whereby We were 10 eronc1alze~ He
fpaad II ue1 sAATy fss stop here and
salt Tor hts va asilrse statement 10
ssfs thgaasa his wssrs ppnHadonF
tifuw Mgae PpmpnauaF fna3s MFishe
tn her grave Ia knom th0sa haennra
dssgaEEnisses are her Hnuleaakeat
iols ace. uaaA9m. h@.> cuntsnnea
we i-sFxsss -we both agreed to eSTn-
pnssze. did we nntg
We did. and fsaIr Of ff5 false
ts@th snapped light
Mesl. said eandle H.. getting !
little mere sesfcpnlAdenes AZ ae ena
tlnssei. ~ is this way, madam. pgink'
are Is eents spsrce. For the hrs'
time ts-.As naeertngnssl these sam,
drinks sold two sof a Qaarter ~
waited q minute 10 see n his legt'
we're soaking through the rat
/ Since they were two for GuayfeE
saved Eve cenfs Ny buying two hene
my present condition - Lscnve
Tines
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
Needless Precautien.

Once more poor woman Is laughed
at for her lack OF banking knowledge
There is no denying II. however: she
is funny when she gets tangled up
in the paraphernalia OF finance. This
is the latest tale:
A West-end banker not long ago. re-
ceiyed the following letter from a
lady well known in social circles:
Dear Sir.-Please stop payment on
the cheque wrote out to-day. us ac-
cidentally burned II up.-Yonrs, Mrs
Blank"
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
STROUD OF MYSTERY FOR
TRIP OF PACIFIC FLEET

form ot nleageT reports furnished BY
naval oalc specially appointed for
that pHrposs snd ~bo ~iil carefully
aroid references 10 thoEe things 10
waicA the pnbilc ~ Interested
These decisions we're arrived az by
Presidea, Roosevelt after a censuita-
ton ~ith Secretary Meseaif Rear Ad-
miSal Evans and ReaF Admiral Browa-
son. chief u the huyesa u navigation
Of the navy department.
After a coaferesee. Secretary Met
calf announced that the sees Woald set
sail from Han ton roads OF Dscem-
Der &c The rlssii@ni has beea in
formed o. az Important items in the
itinerary
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
Feared overEsertion.

Cumso-The doctor says must
take plenty of exercise. / don't know
whether to try Indian clubs or dumb
bells.
Mrs. Cumso-I wish you would come
out with me, and wheel the perambu-
iaior q little way.
Cnmso-Umi no. Maria don't want
to overdo the thing AZ first. you know
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

n HE voyage OF the ba,tieship feet
to the Pacific viii he yelled In i'm.
penetrabie secrecy.
No news regarding the maleuveTs
10 be conducted ON the trip around
South America will be allowed to a.
ter through to the American taxpayer
Newspaper correspondents viii be
rigidly excluded from the war vessels.
The journey Of Rear Admiral Evans
large squadron Win b. viriaaily on I
war footing. for the only information
that win BE- allowed to reach the peo-
pie who are rayins on; millions Ia
keep The navy 40 70 the highest state
~ fighting efficiency VIII b. In the
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
ROOSEVELT CELEBRATES
FORTY-NINTH BIRTHDAY
n RESIDENT ROOSEVELT cele.

. RESIDENT RO o s EV r l. T cele.
/ brated his forty ninth birthday
few Sundays ago. He spent the day.
as Is his custom, attending church 10
the morning. and spending the after
noon In the open air.
In the afternoon be received a com
mittee of ten representing the Hun.
garian Republican club Of New York.
OF which the president Is an honorary
member. The custom OF the club of
extending its congratulations to Mr.
Roosevelt on his birthday began when
he was governor Of New York He
became a member ON his return from
Cuba In 1888. and during his firss cam
paign for governor Of the state of
New York the club took an active
part In New York city. The commit
tee extended congratulations on the
presidents successful hunting trip and
heard partial description Of It.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

A picturesque Egare Ia tho BANKING
world is wulisn : William Of
esorxia. Who IS pFesiaeat q iss small
banks heated threaghoa; the sossh
While be vas tcarsps the scash sew
ersi YEAS ago for q shoiess's insl
ssnery hoass he conceived the tdes q
stasfinx smaii banks IN iccaiittes
where banking consists isrseiy Of .
paxnhroking business. Sith live sSosk
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

Mrs Gibson--I'm so tired. | was al
Mrs HeightoE's party last night.
Mrs. GRAY didn't go; In fact. did
not get an invitation Were there
many there?
"Oh, no; it was very select
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
Not A. All pimouI,

Blanche-The most difficult thing
when going away is to make up ones
mind what to take and what to leave
behind
Heariette-Oh. I don't think so.
take all my frocks and leave my hus-
band
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
The Presen, pay Advantsoe.

Pa. Is II better to be born lucky
or richz"
Wen, I'm not sure, my boy. bu;
nowadays 10 be born with a pull is
the best advantage l know Ode
troit Free Press.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

sYohg 70 hI,a fus ;wo hours. said.
@Naa1Gn yuu Ike 10 bear eSaRle
q HuHgarian ssnces for a ekaaSs
No. replied Won Moltke. 4 prefer
SpoAr aaaginss II yoa don't sffa u
playing thcn. never tire Of bearing
them so the violinlst kept On with
spoaT until Ear into the night
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
uncIe Ben Saws:

- That the woman who goes 10
church to show OF her clothes viii
have to find some other reason for
asking ST Peter TO let her inside the
naarly gates-Detroit Free Press.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
The Waters Curtis.

One morn Jane watched the curly sea
In all its madcap capers.
Then asked. Say. ma, az night who puts
The waves up in curl-papersg''
Judge
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
Readr tor n. Mor.e.

Mrs. Boofer gmeditativeiy. over hei
bookl-How true this Isl
Mr.. 9oofeT tbracing himself We'll.
Maria. don't keep me in suspense.
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28
Sounds Likely Enough.

oounds IikeIy Enough
There are plenty OF women who
would be glad TO get me. be said.
Very likely she replied pointedly:
but none OF them would care to keep
you after they had got you.'
The Idaho recorder. [volume] (Salmon City, Idaho) 1886-1927, 1907-11-28

Homeiike.
Bacon-Do you ever feel at home on
shipboard?
Ebgert-Oh. my, yes.
But the state-rooms are so small?"
Il know it.; but live in a fat, you
know!"-Yonkers Statesman.
Distinctions of Sex.
Lady--Is this the manicure's?
Boy-Yes'm. But We have a girlicure
for ladies'. Shall call her?-Pnck.