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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-01-26

The sunset skies are red and blended
with the blue,
The winding way is bright with blooms
OF vari-hue.
But eyes are forward bent to sordid,
rut-bound track:
There is no time for rest there Is no
looking back!
The sunset days are brief. the harvest
time Ia scar.
And man sinks weakly down to death
within his bier.
oh ye, who have too much. Is there no
way at all
To spare your brother and yourself be-
fore the bugle call?
-
Flurries.
A close mouth is the passport to
many friendships.
Grating began when designing Eve
crossed Adams pathway with red
apple.
Years ago 1t was the fashion for the
home to have a grand baby in It, but
now only baby grand is wanted.
A knife is not always useless when
the blades are broken. There's the
corkscrew in the back, for instance.
A Georgia man has married his
mother.in-law. Mother-in-law jokers
will now please go-away.back-and-sit.
down!
A POACHER.
nwxraA Tssxx n. t<Nl lxA~ - AaHx Hae
trout:
Then angled for her hand.
She tossed her pretty head bit and
said:
"This is forbidden land!
On private grounds you wish to catch
fish
At least that's what fear.
Dost see you sign7 she said. He turned
and read:
-s........................ ...s.....ss.s.-
Beware!
4: No Fishing Here!
'....'.'...''... .'..'''....''....'....''
No man knows how sweet sugar II
until he has tasted aloe. True happi-
ness comes not without its attendant
sorrow.
Hard work n the only latchkey to
success, and success never chides II
you are weak enough to stay out all
night.
Speaking of Shakespeare, the sub
urbanite that rides In the elevated
train has his exits" and his "en-
frances"
A married man soon, learns that
when his wife. with fire in her eye.
says she isn't angry, is really the time
when she Is mad enough to bite the
head of of 20-penny spike.
THE DIVORCE CHAIN.
They wed. Then part. A separation
Is best they think, for PREPARATION.
Then straightway each proceeds once
To wed again-and that makes four!
The next round up--ah! cruel fate!-
Takes In the bunch. This time there's
eight!
They wed!
They part!
Then wed again!
And once again and then
Again once more!
And thus the chain unbroken grows
Until b. Peters trumpet DiOWb!
Where In the statistician
Or yet the mathematician
Who can figure out the grief and patri-
mony
That revoives about this modern matri-
mony?
Sympathy is not evenly divided,
even at Christmas time. Going north
ON the elevated train on the merry
night Of December 25. much be-
logged individual was heard to conf.
dentially advise the guard. "M'fees
froze! Mfees froze! feet frozen.
are they?" blurted the employee Of the
railway. "Oh, well. never mind; they'll
thaw out by spring." With which
nonchalant reply he dismissed the
subject, while the man with the "froze
fees" showed plainly his discontinue
at the lack Of human concern In this
world.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-01-26
THAT'S WHY.

When giving advice. be brief;
For always you must allow.
The people to whom you give
Win not take II. anyhow!
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-01-26
EDITORS UNCLE TOMS CABIN.

EDITORS UNCLE TOMS CABIN.
Did you ever see Uncle Toms Cabin
played by two people? A lady plays
little Eva and the mule and a gentle
man plays Uncle Tom and the blood
hound, She sits on his knee and he
bites her and she Oklahoma
Exchange. w
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-01-26

A married man soon learns that
when his wife, with fire in her eye.
says she isn't angry. is really the time
when she Is mad enough to bite the
head of of 20-penny spike.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-01-26
Beware!
No Fishing Here!

No man knows how sweet sugar 10
until he has tasted aloe. True happi-
ness comes not without its attendant
sorrow.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-01-26
Flurrles.

Grating began when designing Eve
crossed Adams pathway with red
apple.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-03-14
FOUR THOUSAND MILES.
European Continental Auto Tour
 New Britain Lady.

European Continental Auto Tour
 New Britain Lady.
 Mrs. F. N. Stanley, of New Britain has made the first entry in the Euro. pean continental auto tour. The itin. erary will cover four thousand miles and the countries to be visited will be France, Spain, Italy, Austria, Germa- ny, Belgium and England. The tour will take sixty-f1ve days and will cost at least one thousand dollars for each member of the party
 Mrs. Stanley's party will include five persons Her chauffeur Archie Elem ming, will do the driving. They will leave here about June 20, sailing from New York on a French liner. Return ing, they will sail on one of the White Star liners from Liverpool, September 10. This will give the tourists a de- lightful summer, visiting the principal cities of Europe. Some of the cities to be visited will be Paris, Bordeaux, Barcelona, Marseilles, Genoa, Florence, Rome, Naples, Vienna, Dresden, Ber- lin, Cologne, Brussels, London and Liv- erpool.
 The cost, one thousand dollars, in cludes steamer passage, hotel bills, freights, etc Taking into considera- tion the fact that hiring machines costs twenty dollars a day in Europe, this Is considered cheap for sixty days,
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CRITICAL MOMENT IN
 HARRY THAW'S TRIAL

(Continued from First Page.)
 Thus" he concluded, "the jury may Infer from her own statements after her return from Europe in 1903 whether or not she had within two months of that time told this defendant the things she said she did"
 Mir Delmas objected to Hummel as witness on the ground that his testi- mony had to do with the truth or fal- sity of Mrs. Thaw's narration, and was not permissible under the rules of evil dence which have governed the trial. He will proceed with his argument to- morrow morning. MT. Jerome's con- tention is that while he may not attack the truth or falsity of Mrs. Thaw's statement that she was betrayed by White, he can attack the truth of her assertion that she told the story to Thaw at the time she says she did.
 Mir Delmas first sought to-day to interrupt Tunnels testimony by showing that he was acting as Evelyn Nesbit's legal adviser and counsel when she made certain statements to him. Hummel evaded this, however, by
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DANGER IN FOODS.
FRAUDS DISCOVERED IN GRO-
 CERES EXAMINED.

Vanilla Extracts That Were Adultera- 1 ted With Poisons--sixty-Four sam.
 pies of GIutin Flour Found to he Totally Unfit for the Demands of the
 Diabetic Potients--Other Frauds. The Connecticut Agricultural Exper- iment station has issued the annual re- port on human food products, which shows examination during the year of 2,s6l samples, of which CTS or 2S per cent. were aduterated.
 Of three hundred and sixty-two sam ples of milk from twenty-three cities and boroughs fifteen were unfit or sale and two ontainen conservatives.
 Of one hundred and fifteen samples or lard thirty-four were a compound, which Is wholesome, but fraud.
 lightweight samples of sausage were examined and forty contained bo- rax.
 Only three of thirty-seen samples of maple syrup were genuine.
 Two vanilla extracts were adultera- ted With coumarin and artificial vanil- lln' the vanillin having been adultera- ted With acetanelid, dangerous drug.
 StXty-four samples of gluten four used by diabetes patients were exam med and many of them were found to De totally unfit for the demands of the diabetic patients
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 Do you think there are two politi- clans who are not reposing in the cem- etery who on being told that they would have to pay up s1 200 for a position would not inquire if they would have a run for their money? l do not claim that the evidence of Steele and Hartman does show that the crop of liars has not perished from the l earth and does not warrant the iudg- ment of my removal from the office of tax commissioner.
 In conclusion MT. Healy says: I offer no apology for my labors for the suc- cess of the republican candidates, nor for the principle for which they stand, but do contend that the case should have heen decided on the hevidence and that the power invested in the gover- nor should not be used as @ play to the galleries or to further the political ambition of certain gentlemen in this state who at the present time are trying in every way within their power to di- rect the pawns on the political chess beard.
 The statement of MT. Healy is follow eh With extract of the testimony in. parallel columns.
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l saying he was acting solely as White'a counsel, and no legal action had been contemplated on behalf of Miss Nesbit, lie said he was paid yearly retainer by Stanford White, and could not say l exactly what he charged the architect for drawing up the affidavit. Asked if 1t was $1,000 he burst into laughter and said absolutely it was not He finally placed the charge at lone hundred dol. lars-about"
 When Evelyn Nesbit Thaw was on the witness stand she said Stanford White came to her one evening in 1883, and asked her what she had told Hum- mel about him, adding that "Ape FIurd- mel has just squeezed $1, ,0OO out of me. and the Lord only knows how soon are will sqeeze another"
 Young Mrs. Thaw's testimony re- garding the affidavit was to the effect that Stanford White had taken her to Hummeps office after telling her Tots of horrid things about Harry and that she had told Hummel about hen trip through Europe with Thaw. She said; MT. Hummel then dictated lot or things to man, and put in lots about Harry which wasn't true at all.'' She denied signing any paper in Hurn- mePs office, but admitted having sign. ed some papers later in Whites studio She claimed she did not know what the papers were. Some time afterwards she says she demanded that White show her the papers She was taken to HummePs office, and there a paper bearing her signature was shown to her, and burned. She was not allowed to see it, she declared Almost since the beginning of the trial District At- torney Jerome has been trying to put in evidence photographic copy of the affidavit. It developed yesterday that the copy was made by the same pho- tographer who had been, employed by Stanford White to make "The Tired Butterfly" and other pictures of tiie Nesbit girl.
 Mir Jerome continues quite optimis- tic about bringing the taking of testi- mony to close this week, but others who have followed the trial believe that the end is still ten days to two weeks away
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YALE LIT BANQUET LAST NIGHT.

 Seventy-flrst Annual Dinner Held at New Haven House-Professo Phelps Was Postmaster.
 Last evening at seven o'clock at thu New Haven House the seventy-irst annual banquet of the Yale Literary Magazine was held. Professor William Lyon Phelps was toastmaster, and the following toasts were responded to- Ioastmaster ..............W. l.. Phelps He was scholar and ripe and good one,
 Exceeding wise, fair spoken and persuading.
 to those men that sought him sweet as summer"
 King Henry VIII, The Outgoing Board. W. B. Wolf, 1O97 @, call back yesterday, bid time return. "-King John.
 He sat upon the throne scep- tired hermit, wrapped in the soli- tude of his own originality"
 Charles Phillips. The Incoming Board,
 c. L. Watkins, 1908 A man ..
 That hath mint of phrases in his brain. ."-Love's Labor Lost. Be sure, be sure, we're going to do some splendid things"
 Song of the Bandarlog. The Harvard Monthly,
 Hermann Hagedorn An honest man sent to be abroad for his commonwealth"
 Sir Henry Wotton. :" A sudden thought strikes me-let us swear an eternal friendship"
 J. Hookham Frere. The University,
 Anson Phelps Stokes, Jr.. f"Great riches are not required for the habit of magnlficenoe; it is enough that man should dispose of such as he possesses greatly ac- cording to time and place."
 Sir Thomas Aquinas. The Curriculum. Chauncey B. Tinker They reckon Ill who leave me out, When me they fly I am the wings. l am the doubter and the doubt; am the hymn the flunker' sings, "-Emerson. The Lit. and the Future,
 Frederick E. Pierce T have
 Immortal longing in me-"
 Antony and Cleopatra The baby figure or the grant mass Of things to come'
 -Troilus and Cassandra
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It is estimated that there will be one hundred and forty persons and about thirty-five cars in the party. In such case the tour will mean the expendi- ture of about forty thousand dollars, A handsome three thousand dollar gold cup will be awarded to the car stand ing the best test. Cars completing will carry red eagles and the non -compet- ing cars will carry blue eagles.
 The event will be an important one in automobiling and will show how well the American cars do on foreign roads. It is said that the makers of for eign cars object to the tour being made and even intimate that 1t should be prohibited. It is also said they fear the American cars will show up well on foreign roads. Railroads also ob- 1ect because of the loss of so much money for travel. The tourists will see the Grand Prix race over the Dieppe course in France, as that event takes place only short time after their ar- rival In France. The race is held July g. The party will reach Paris on July 4, and will stay there four days. The entries, including name residence and make of car, are as follows: Mrs A. N. Stanley, New Britain, Moore; G. B. Reed, Buffalo, Packard; Cleve Fer nand, Martinique, Cadillac; R. A. Scott, Alberta, B. C., Columbia; F. Nelson, San Francisco, Columbia; George Moulton, New York, B. L. NJ; w. J. P. Moore, New York, Moore; E. R. Thomas, Buffalo, Thomas; R. D. Chapin, Detroit, Thomas; E. s. Part ridge, New York, stearns; L. H. Perl- man, New York, Welch; B. L. NJ, (rInabout), New York.
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AUTOMOBILE EXPOSITION.
UNDER THE AUSPICES OF TROOP
 A., c. N. c.

At State Armory March 21 to sO-WiIi
 be the Largest of the Kind Ever
 Held in This state-AII the Leading
 Machines VIII be Represented-Tyue-
 writing Contest and Band Concerts
 Will be Other Features of the Show.
 What gives promise of being one of the greatest and best exhibitions of au- tomobiles that ever took place in this state will open at the state armory un- der the auspices of Troop A, c. N G., on Thursday, March 21, and remain open until March 80. There will be beautiful exhibits and promenade band concerts will be given every afternoon ana evening. All the leading foreign and home makers are expected to send samples of their very latest and best machines, and the local dealers are making great preparators for the event The booths will be suitably decorated ana the general appearance of the ar- mory will be very pretty.
 The firms who have secured space arc the New Haven Automobile Supply corporation, The Holcomb Co.,, N. B. Whitfield, Mir Hall of the University Auto station, The Buckman & Law Go, Wilbur A. Maynard and Tllley, Pratt n Co., of Essex, this state. Motor boats, launches and gas engines will also occupy space
 The Sportsman's show of New York will also send exhibits, and Captain Louis sorches will show feats in deep sea diving.
 The Royal Turnout car, one of the latest and most up to date machines, will be exhibited during the week. This car is said to be the best work of the carriage makers art and it has many features not seen in other cars.
 Another feature of the week will be the typeWriting contests which will be open to all corners free of expense. First, second and third prizes of val uable nature will be given the winners The judges will be selected from the schools and business colleges of this city.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-03-14
A DYING MAN AND HIS MOTHER

A DYING MAN AND HIS MOTHER
 Dr. George Taylor Church was found dead in his office, 965 Henry Street. Brooklyn, yesterday morning. He had not been in his usual health for about two weeks, but insisted on attending to his patients. He returned from his night calls shortly before midnight on saturday night. His mother heard him come in and went to his office to inorre how he was feeling. She found him sitting before his desk with a hot water, bottle at his heart. He assured he was not seriously i'll and was using the hot water bottle to drive d neugrallc main from hs heart region. Mrs. Church at her sons request then retired for +bo night. Yesterday morning, about 1O o'clock she found her sons body on the floor close to the chair in which she had left him the night before.-New York Times.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-03-14
ANNUAL MEETING

Of the Associated Civic Societies This
 Afternoon.
 The annual meeting of the Associated Civic societies will take place at the chapel of the United church on Temple street this afternoon at o'clock. It is expected that nearly one hundred diff ferent organizations will be represent ed. The election of officers for the year will take place and reports of the work done during the year will be submitted to the meeting Plans for the future will also be presented and discussed,
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-03-14

The doctor-No; don't know of any treatment that will cure case of tex aggerated ego"
 The Professor-And you a doctor! I've seen many a cure affected by ho- moepathic treatment-give the man af- fected with the exaggerated ego a swollen eye.-Chicago Tribune,
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HARVARD LECTURE AT YALE ON
 APRIL 19

1 HARVARD LECTURE AT YALE ON APRIL 19 Word has just been received at Yale from Harvard that the Harvard lec- ture for 1907 will be delivered here on Friday, April 19. The subject will be relative to economics.
 The Harvard lecturer was announced some time ago as Professor Abbott Lawrence Lowell, professor of the sci enoe of government. Last year nine lectures were given in all, eight of them in the department of philosophy, but it is probable that only one will be given this year
 This lecture fund was established in the spring of 1905 by an anonymous graduate of Harvard university, who gave Yale a fund of ten thousand dol- lars, the income of which was to be devoted to the purpose of promoting friendly relations between the two uni versailles. It was later decided to de- vote this money to the securing of prominent Harvard professors to speak at Yale.
The daily morning journal and courier., 1907-03-14
WE'LL KNOWN SALESMAN DROPS
 DEAD IN TRAIN.

Edward H. Young, one of the best known travelling .salesmen in New England dropped dead of heart disease Tuesday afternoon while on his way from New York to his home at Spring field in company with Frederick F. Norman, president of the Norman Printers Supply company of this city, who was a close personal friend of MT. Young. The latter, in poor health, was taken dangerously i'll on the train and grew rapidly worse. He was about seventy years of age and unmarried.
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Hotel Dennis
ATLANTIC CITY, N. J.

Occupies one half square of unob- structed beach front. New fire-proof addition of 100 rooms and baths with sea and fresh water
 Most favorabiy located and best ap- pointed hotel in the North for winter business
 WALTER J. BUzBY.
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THE ALBEMARLE.
Virginia Ave.. near neach,

Modern high class family house Capacity 400s-1Contains every eonven- fence, including elevator steam heat spacious sun -parlors. private baths, etc. Offers special low rates during Easter and Spring seasons, of SS, si0, s12.5C weekly $2 up daily, for steam heated front rooms, metal beds. excellent ta- ble and attentive white service
 Booklet. J. F. COPE,
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HOTEL BorHwErr..

Atlantic City N. J,
 New Hotel of High Class UnexrrdFed. location. Virginia Avenue. Second hn-. tel from Boardwalk and Steel Pisr Capacity S0e,A Private baths, runninS wutor in rooms. elevator, sun parIoTs amusement hall, etc. Highest standard and booklet mailed. l. &. N.. R,. ROTH. WEI1L
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THE HoLMHURST.

Ns Js
 Situated in the most central and select section, Penn, Ave, near beach. Un- obstructed ocean view Private baths. Stationary wash stands with hot and cold running water in bed rooms Open all the year. Elevator to street level, sun parlor. Capacity 300 Literature upon request. HENRY DARNELL.
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OBITUARY NOTES.
Funeral of Mrs. ". H. Hull.

SA RHAHs w. NAuAAs
 The funeral of Mrs. Cordelia A. Hull, wife of William H. Hull, the we'll known druggist, took place from her home, 90 Dwight street, yesterday aft erroon. There was a very large att tendance of relatives and sorrowing friends, including many from the First Baptist church, of which Mrs. Hull was prominent member, and active work CT. The services were conducted by the Rev, Dr. Lent, pastor of the First Baptist church, who spoke in fitting terms of the high esteem in which Mrs. Hull was held by all who knew her; of her devotion to the church, and of her devotion as wife. He referred in sympathetic terms to her untimely end. The floral tributes were numerous and beautiful. The pallbearers were Ira Merwin, Charles Merwin George Mer- win, William Durant, Willis Grifflng, and Henry Clarke. Interment took place in the family lot in Evergreen cemetery and the funeral arrange ments were in the hands of Stahl & Son.
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First Actor-Hello, old man! Got an engagement? Second Actor-Yes, old chap. First Actor-Any salary attach ed. Second Actor-No; but there's real pudding in the second act.-The Tat Ter.
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RALEIGH.

Most select and attractive moderate priced hotel on the beach, accommo- dations, service and cuisine excel any in town atsinlilar prices Capacity 500. All modern conveniences. Book let. H. ]. DYNES.
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Fl or EE CKS Q N.
 ETHEISf2 OClE.

On the Beach at Virginia avenue. Overlooking the famous Steel Pier. Re furnished throughout Complete in every hotel comfort and appointment. American and European plans Finest rates, $1250 up, weekly; s2.50tup daily. American plan. Coach meets all trains.
 JOHN CRUISE.
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We don't like the milk we get at Cannes said the millionaire who was spending the winter abroad. "Then why not have some shipped from
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8t1amttr GCltp, g. 2.
HOTEL EUD IF,

Directly on the beach; American ara European plans; 400 ocean view rooms: 100 suites, with private sea water hnths: phones in rooms; orchestra; weakly sa. cial fcaturesi capity 1000; special spring rateA Chas. H. Myers, ownaN
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JOHN CLoHEssY FELL INTO
 NT0TLJUyp,C AQ2NTc A COppcT

JUHN ILUHHSHY FELL INIU
 MOTHERS ARMS A CORPSE.
 After eating breakfast yesterday morning and white sitting at the table talking John Clohessy of 677 Grand avenue, would have fallen to the floor but for his mother, who caught him in his arms when he died. Dr, Bartlett, the medical examiner viewed the re- mans and pronounced death due to heart failure MT. Clohessy was a mould CT by trade He was a member of Rus sell counsel, No. 65, Knights of Colum- bus, and St. Aloysius A. A. and B. so- ciety.
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ocean End, Michigan Kv. Rooms en suite, with baths; long dis tance phones in rooms; elevator to street. Special Spring rates VIM. R. HOOD.
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c. B. BUNNELI. Manaeer.

' 17' 15U4VIV11l1IlI MaHAger.E
 Thursday night March 14, Lawrauc, D,Orsay D0srG sin, in the New Comedy, LORI DONCAsTER. Seats now selling. Prices 25c, soc, 75c, s1, s1.50.
 Friday Night, March 15, The great. est of all Southern Plays, AT PINEy RIDGE. By David Higglas. with Van Il. Ktnzie. Regular Popular Pricee.
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HOTEL NEW ENGLAND. .n south Caroline avenue, and the BeacnS ,,ssr % niers ana attractions. Large sun In nv rooms, private haths sleyas0da a0a serl su parloTc. catpao's 1tppp Special SIs spring terms. wee supei'o-' BRYAN & WILLIAMS.