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New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
OTHER mARKETs-eY TELEGRAPH.

Chicago April -CATTLEI-Receipts. about 20 coo
head. market steady common 20 prime steers $4qS6 80
81 25us5: helfeTs sass y; bulls 50 40gs4 en
81 75GSs 81: stocers and feeders S3S5 20 HOGS
Receipts ABOUT 40O 200 head market steady; choice 90
prime heavy So 62sGS6 65 medium 70 good heavy 50 90
81 62s; butchers weights Sc 62dS6 672 good 20 prime
mixed Sc 603S6 e5 packing IS 2ydS8 60; pigs 81 4O9
Sc co. bulk Of sales So GOGs6 65 sHEEPReceipts about
600 head: market for lambs steady sheep steady 20
lOc lower: sheer 81 259s1 49, yearings 50 %o8S' 20
6sncnnati April 22-HoGs active: butchers and sh.p-
psrs so 20 common. s. 4ogs5 So CATTLE STEADY far
20 good shippers. 81 756$5 80 common. S2 bogS5 ."
SlFTFP strong. 81 b0GS6 % lambs strong. SsdSI %
East Buffalo April % CATTI.F,-Fecelpts zoo head;
-narket active 1OGl5c higher prime steers - '"4
81 25. shipping IS 25S5 -: butchers. 81 5S3 90 hel-
c5 so: Sc 50dS4 75 bulls. SO hO4S stock
ers and feeders 81 5oaS4 75; stock heifers S5aS3
fresh cows sprngers steady 70 81 higher SZnq$2i
RsTs7 25 FIOCiS-ReceiptE Il 400 head market active
ana EtOr lover heavy SO $3.50 90 mixed ana Workers
a. aOffse q5: S5gS6 20: rouEhs s. tOHS6 saes
Ga 75dss SHEEP AND IAMBs-Receipts. 31.tSO head.
market and steady; lambs slow ana lac
iarnhs 5OdS7 so yearlings. 50 1Oas eters 80 <oV
Kansas CITY April % 2cATTbE-Receipte. lAOoO head
iridinR l2 Southerns: market steady stocters "est
foioe export and dressed beef steers 81 J - faiT 70
800 T5GS5 6 fed steers. 81 5OgS5 ~; stock
ss ana feeders 81 J1S5 80; Southern steers - lgSo -
Southern cows So 25ds4 GO: native COWS 3 SoaS4 40
ss So -. - HOGS Receipts $500 head market stead S &
makers - 1885 57H PIGS and lights. 50 6OaS5 90
sTTFT-P-7eceipts u. 500 head; market steady Top.
Colorado fed lanbe the highest price in the history
81 the local market lambs. s7dSs 81 ewes and yeariSs
s5 2ass 20: fed yearngs 81 25a$7 90 Western
fed sheep IS 25as6 D: stocbers and feeders SsaS6
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
NY.E.H&H.s ELECTRICAL TESTS.

The first single phase electric train ever run I'm
This country is being operated the New
York New Haven e. Hartford Railroad between
garchrnont and New Rochelle. where tests
being made OF the companys new overhead cleo
sri, system. The said 10 show that trains
operated by the new system viii be capable OF
speed OF one hundred miles hour with safety.
The test train Friday, Saturday and
yesterday with success and the company's officials
we're highly pleased with the new system. They
tav II IS superior 10 the third rail system. The
electric train was standing az New Rochelle when
The Knickerbocker Express came through at high
epeed The motorman started up and easily kept
race with the express 10 I4archmont. despite the
exDress having a flying starr. The tests are be
crnrinued The electricity is supplied from the
Tanys big new power house at Cos Cob. Conn.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
TO JOIN CHAMPLAIN AND PLACID.
Company Formed 70 Build Electric Line
Forty-nine Miles Long.

Albany Arss Ss.-The Lake ChaS-:Dlain ana Lake
placid Traction Company Of Ausable Forks. Essex
County formed 20 operate an electric railroad forty
,ne miles long in Essex County. to-day fled incor-
Doration papers with fhe Secretary of State. The
-oad ts 20 be operated from Westport. Lake
champlain. TO Lake Placid. and also to Ausable
Forks.
The capital stock is sl.5OO.OOO and the directors
sre Alber. I. Washburn, Norman c. Spencer. Will
bur T. Halliday. Eiizur S. Goodrich and Henry F.
Syri,b OF Hartford Conn; George S. Raley Will
ssrn I. Kiley and Thomas d. Trunbull. OF Glens
Fails. y. y, and Richard /. Trunbull. Of Ausable
Forks. y. y.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

4s e'sd HOPS. London (Pacifc CoasO, STEADY = les
ats lbs. PEAS. Canadian steady 6s Sd. PEfROI4ELM NJ
steady. esd FLOUR winter patent steady. 2Ss. REEF
extra India dull. SIS 3D. PORK prime mess West
eIn. dun SIS Sd. HAMS. short IA TO rs 10. nrm
56s Sd BACON Cumberland cut 20 TO 30 10. firm SOS;
IT, e 10 =, 20 - 10. goli 'Us ol Io- ias beo,
- to 80 10. firm. sos; short clesc backs - TO 20 n
hT eS "a bellies. "A Is ID. quiet. f9s SHOUL
DERS. square u 70 E3 H.. StsaAE "a LARGs prirU
Western. in tiercee dull AS 3D. American refined, il
pals. quiet 45s. CHEESE. Canadian finest white 63s
quiet; Canadian finest coored. COS: quiet. TALIOW,
prime city dull as Sd. TG-RPENTINE, spirits quiet,
61s Sd. ILNsEED OIL. quiet 23s Ros1N common.
steady.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

COOKS. chambermaids. Mattresses and gen
eTsl houspWorkerss good places waiting;
bsiag references: any nationality. Hasss
Bureau zo25 81 ave. near olsf e.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

COuh-FfFSt class. neat. tidy young
lrlsh girl; best references: wages. S25
70 $50; city or country. Flaherty's Eu-
reau. 4S5 Columbus ave; phone. 7sg
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

CoACHNIEN. cooks. drivers. vaiets. second
men, dishwashers, pantrymen; all kinds
male help all nations Blooms Bureau.
14I Lexington ave. near Both ST.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

OYSTERMAN lunch man. carver. salad
man Murphy care OF WOrnack. -
West lO1st ST.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

OLD cold, siissr snd precious stones.
bought ~ gsest market veiue; inads
2 into neW articles ~ eEchsIgc gor nsN 5eR'-
.lry ~ JaFsuass gods 81 ~ r. IeDDer's
strtory 70 ggsst 1lrf st.. hzsl-asnf.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
City Hotels.

HOTEL ENDICOTT
3 the elegant. comfortable and homeks hotel
for quiet people ia the City OF New York Write for
particulars.
A ELEGANTLY FURNISHED APARTMENTS: prt-
a. BATH S1.50 daily. including meals one Sl5
two. sos weekly THE ALABAMA. II East l1th
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
DREssMAKING AND MILLINERY.

DREsSMAKFR .-Experienced on all kinds
oR dressulaking; street ana evening
gowns: shirtWaist suits, out by cay 60
q Fischer, - Lexington ave.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

CUOk--PrOtestant. first class. under
stands all branches French. American and
English cooking. excellent references: city
or country 81. H Mrs Golfers Agency.
10 West 23d ST
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

OFFICE ASSISTANT. by young man. 10.
public school graduate, ss Office assistant
hest of reference and fair knowledge of
bookkeeping. \. cole. - Mcntleth 81.
Brooklyn.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

COACTINIAN-COOK.- couple. English
Protestauts: man first class coachman;
wife cook neat and refined. excellent ref
erences. city or country P r., Mrs. COL
lier's Agency. 122 West I'D ST
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
ArCTIoN SALES.

------- $1,000 samuel NewwitteT.
MOh MOh!i,a-soer !N.se sells to-day az 1920 O'CLOCK
., Go ql2 "a ave Borough OF Alalii'
-, ss--,,,ree and chaftels Of a saloon-
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

COOK. FIRST class: German; vsTv best Of
references. Care Schsuruan' .. 1e8 Third
ave. CT tel. e2Js Gramsrey-
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

CARETAIIFsR or OFFICE MESSENGER
By reliable. sober intelligent. settled COL
ored man. good references. Call or address
= p Major 232 E23st 10th 81. d.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
HELP WANTED.

FARMER OR GARDENER: married. /.
who can plOagh and % generas oferseeF
OF a vlneyard and buildings; handy Win
tools ana generally useful; steady place
winter and summer for = GOOD man, Dy
addressing Speer Wine Co. Fassa'c' ~ =
MEN. light work and little money take
you 10 Europe: return transportation;
daily Eailings. Boston shipping Co. ID
Norfolk 81
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

MAN. 90 wishes any kind of honorable
employment spare time. preferably alter
nate days. good reader ana letter writer;
no canvassing Gray. 606 Lexington ave.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

COACHMAN and USEFUL MAS.-Mar-
ried. no children; thoroughly understands
care OF horses. sober and trustworthy: best
references: country preferred. Address NJ.
Nj les Sd St. South Orange. y J.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
UOsr-BASKBOoKs.

LOST OR STOLEN BsnkbOok No 620.lSl
% the German Savings Bank IN the cry
q Neu York. corner 9Th ave ana 18th ST,
issued 70 Islfic Finger All persons are
cautioned against negotiating the same
II not returned 20 fhe bank on the lOth
day og May. 1907, a duplicate viii be Is
sued.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
Surrogates' Notices.

SurrOgates' Notices.
cHAnLEs 76osa Tsn P"Fsg9oss o; - an 2 order
Of notice hereby given ali persons hayins
New YORK deceased present the same with youGhe2s
sSI scSg business @ at The Edvard Blmon B5
Number sO1 Fifth Avenue in the Borough OF Manhattan
the city York. before the eighteenth day
O psed sdeaf'y New YorE the first day Of March lao-
EDWARD pIMoS NfIqST5E sIRb
SHERMAN W. KNEVALs
HAROLD E. COOK.
---r Executors.
ATTORNEYS for sherman W. Kneyals and IIarod E Cook
FLOYD .. LEARY.
At;o5neys Tor sarah E Cook. Executrix. and Edward
Manhattan. New York City.
TN PURSUANCE OF AN ORDER o. non PRANK T
4 Fitzgeal4 suTrogate Of the County OF New York
Ss Roa sf5S Of c6unt9 S1' os ss2NtaS N
to !he sg6sorlss st sssr place Of r2nsactn business,
No go RroadwSy in the CITY OF New York.
Dated New York, the 18th day of November 1908
THOMAS MARsKALL STEWART. Jr. lExecutor,
van R9sgsT HHSs vAE B!IhARD 9Ess A,,or.r. for -.
S26 BI0aGvay. York City '0' executors No.
IN PURSUANCE OF AN ORDER OF HON FRANE
a 7 Fitzgerald Surrogat9 Of the County Of Nov
claims aga4s William sloane late Of County fy' Of
ers thereof to the subscriber al her place of
ing business. the Office OF stlckney. Macfay & Me-
on or before the hfth day Of June. next. 'N
Dated New York, the first day of December I9oe
MATILDA a SLOANE. Administratriy
STICKNEY MACLAY & MBURNEY. ATTORNEYS 70,
Administratrlx. 81 Nassau 81. Borough OF Man
haitian. New York City.
nows. RoBERT.-IN P!,RSJrANcE OF AN ORDER
County New York notice Is hereby persons
having claims against Robert Dows late OF County
Of New York deceased, present the with
ers thereof 10 Fubscrtbe her pace ransactn
the business the estate. at the Office Of Horace f.
Deing IS William Street. in the City OF New York.
on or before the 18th day Of August
DATED. New York. the lIth day Of February. 1901
JANE S DOWS Administrative
HORACE F. DEMING Attorney for Administrative, IS
William Street, New York City.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

EUROPEAN PRODUCE MARKET.
Liverpool. April 22-Closng- WHEAT. spot steady.
No red Western winter. 2Ad; California Is 81
futures STEADY; May 6s bid: July 37sd CORN. spot
steady American mixed new IS Glad; do old. 5s I'D:
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

IADY'S MAID Young Danish gil 70 ecs
as maid for lady going to Europe speaks
English and German; does mauicurinS,
shanpooing and facial massage: good sailor.
Jersey City Heights.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
School Agency.

AMERICAN AND FOREIGN TEACHERS AGENCY
lqpIles Professors Teachers Tutors Goveruesses
% colleges. Schools and Families Apply
Mrs. u. J. YOUNG FULTON. y Union Square.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23
DOMESTIC srrUAT1ocss WANTED.

DOMESTIC SITUATIONS WANTED.
rsmais.
CARETAKERS.-TwO sisters viii take
charge OF house for summer: will cook
ard 90 the laundry work for gentlemen;
excellent references T.. Miss F1tzGeraId' 5
Bureau. sos Fifth ave, cor 42d 81
CARETAKER--By a widow with excel
where family are going away for summer
W. T.. q East 30th 81
COOKTNG.-Plain washing: Welsh Prot
estant woman; private; adults country.
personal city reference, no cards. dI0 ~
ave, LIST floor fToft.
COOK. understands all branches
0t cooking: soups. meats. desserts. uas-
tries. etc. Al references: would like to 60
TO mountains Tor summer. c. J. care OF
Miss FitzGersld's Bureau, sos 9th ave.
COOK First class cook, Swedish wo-
man; has an excellent reference: can
able family cook, with or without kifch-
en- maid Jussila Bureau. $50 Lexlng-
COOK. Young Irish woman: institution or
private family; wages. S2S: exceIlanr ref
ereuces- J.. HOfmayers Bureau. 153 Wes;
2ad st. Tel. after 1890 a. m. Is68-Chel-
sea
COOK. first class: German; very bsst OF
references. Care SchsuruIal .. 1e8 Third
ave-. or tel. esJs Gramerey-
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

Fu1 i.eorularion concerning these Io9l,ss on.
me- be hAg. fIes Of charge, ~ .rLS,,,,ls ~
-, Cesre ~ The New-N OFk tribune
80 BrosdUag between seth ana
8gsh Ets-
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

GARDENER.-StEg 20 years exuerfence
in culture OF flowers and veEata bles
lawns. drives. etc; can milk and be use
ful; written and personal references. II
NJ. . Chatham Square
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

single Insertions : cents Per per.i,'c,, me. e
..er S1or6e seven times CONSECUTIVE e. -,
,,-i.7 r1rs-Ies advertiser 20 have tooits
entered Tor period Of fourteen o-Ss ~. 4.
Tbe Tribane's Directory OF DeS4ioD
Roous Write for circular
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

ANY INTELLIGENT PERSON rnay earn a
good inoome corresponding for news
papers EXFerience unnecessary. send TOT
particulars Press Syndicate. Lockpors,
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

CFIAMBERMbIDs nurses. mattresses,
cooks. counles. fearlsfresses. houseworis-
ers. high wages; positions waiting Col
lier's Agency. l22 West 23d -
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

I MADE s5OO0o In nvs years in the mail
order business: began with %. any one
can do the work a. homes IN spare tiuls.
started. Manager Box go. Lotkport' y y.
New-York tribune., 1907-04-23

LOST. -BAnibook 30. s7OoO0. on DTy
Dock GaYIngs Bank. Any person having
claims upon said book r. called upon 20
s,rnreuf re same 20 the bank within ta.riy
dave. or the snid book viii De declared chn-
reiled ane eEfinguished and a. new ane
iH5nrd 81 lieu thereof
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07

independent Copper Mining 4 Milling company
limitsd.-levIed September s. one cent due
October ). postponed delinquent sale December5.
Moonlight Mining company-levied Septem'
Der II. two mills. due October II. DELINQUENT
sale November H.
Comet Gold and Copper Mining company
!imited-levied September q. due October u.
delinquent sale November 30.
Blue Bell Mining company-levied September
n. one mill. due November !. DELINQUENT sale
December s.
Blue Wing Mining company. levied October 7.
Ave mills due November 3, delinquent sale
November Is.
0. K. Consolidated Mining and Milling com.
pany-levied October 7. Ave mills, due Novem.
Der :. delinquent sale December 8.
Black Traveller Copper Mining company-ley
October "A. one mill. due November IA. delIn.
Quent sale December H.
Springfield Mining company. limited. levied
October IL. three mills. due November22. delin.
quent sale December %.
Eagle-Comet Mining and Milling company
llmitsd-levied October Is. four mills. due Nov.
ember "a, DELINQUENT sale December a..
Alameda Mining and Milling company lim-
ited-leyied October q. five mills due December
2. delinquent sale January 2. 1908.
Echo Mining company. limited levied Nov.
!. two mills. due December 2. delinquent sale
January 3, 1908.
Iron King Mining company, limited-The sale
OF delinquent stock has been postponed till
November II.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07

The Missoula Copper company
having completed the installation
OF its S-drill electrically actuated
compressor at the portal Of the
Independent company's tunnel,
has started the extension OF that
tunnel with two machine drills.
The Missoula company has a lease
on the tunnel and will have to ex-
tend it 500 feet to reach its first
ledge at a depth Of 400 feet below
its present workings. 1t is ex-
pected that the Independent ledge
will be cut in the next hundred feet
or 80.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07
THE LOCAL MARKET
Price of Snow Storm Advanced
so Per Cent

The rally in Snow Storm was the
feature OF the weeks market and a
good deal Of the stock changed
hands. 1t gained nearly so per
cent in price--a good profit for
those who had the courage to buy
when it looked to many people as
if the market had no bottom.
Lucky Calumet also made a not
able gain and Copper King and
Missoula were both stronger in
sympathy.
Trading on the whole was light
but there are indications that new
investors are taking advantage Of
the low average Of prices to secure
interests in Occur d'Alene COM
panies.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07

OFFICE OF THE BLUE VINO MINING G

OFFICE OF THE BLUE WING MINING CON-
pany. Wallace. Idaho October 8. 1907
Notice Is hereby given that at meeting Of the
directors Of the Blue Wing Mining company held
the It'll day Of October. 1907. an assessment of
five mills per share was levied upon the capital
9th day OF November, 1907, to Herman ]. Rossi,
treasurer OF the company. at Wallace, Idaho.
Any stock of the company upon which said
assessment IL not paid on before that day will be
delinquent and advertised for sale at public
auction and unless payment Is made before. will
be sold on the 18th day Of November. 1907. to pay
delinquent assessments together with cost OF adj
vertisng and ex penses Of sale.
HERMAN J. ROSSI
Oct 2t-Nov7 Secretary Blue Wing Mining Co.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07

A six to eight inch streak Of high
grade copper ore was disclosed as
soon as the crOsscut tunnel OF the
Copperhead company encountered
the ledge on its property near
Lookout which it did when in 1877
feet. Samples Of the ore assayed
S5S in gold, IS ounces Of silver and
20 per cent copper. T. H. Con-
imam OF Burke is manager.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07
snowdrift in Rich Ore

The shaft on the Snowdrift mine,
the eastern extension OF the Mon
itor, is now down 30 feet and shows
a seven-foot ledge carrying much
high grade copper carbonate and
chalcopyrite ore. It is the inten-
ton to sink to the 15O-foot level
before doing any drifting.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07
A Good lnyestment

The best investment in the Occur
d'Alencs today is a policy in the
Mutual Benefit Life Insurance COM
pany-the best insurance in the
world and also the cheapest. Call
on or write to us giving your age
and we will quote you rates on any
kind of policy you want. Hcrrick
4 Hall, Ais Sixth street.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07
Dom Paul Susp ends Temporarily

The pump has been pulled from
the shaft on the Dom Paul mine
near Burke and work on that
will be discontinued tenn
porarily. The management de-
clines to make any statement.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07
In Favor Of Protection

Practically every man and woman
in the Occur d'Alenes is in favor
Of q protective tariff on lead and
zinc but the best protection for any
family is q life insurance policy in
the Mutual Benefit. Let us show
you how little II costs to protect
your family. Herrick 4 Hall, AIS
Sixth street.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07
BUNKER HILL DIVIDEND

The Bunker Hill & Sullivan
company paid its 126th dividend
on Monday. Like the last
monthly dividend it was of
$4,000 or 40 cents a share on
its capitalization Of 100000
shares. This brings the COM
pany's total of dividends for the
year to 81, 800, 900 and the grand
total to date to 80, 726,OOO Last
year the company paid $780,
600 in dividends but the recent
fall in the price Of lead has
caused a reduction, which, if it.
continues till the end Of the year
will mean that this years divi-
dends will be $4,000 less, or
81, 100000 in ALL.
The Wallace miner. [volume] (Wallace, Idaho) 1907-current, 1907-11-07
Unlisted Stocks

A majority Of the stocks in the
following list are being sold only
for development purposes. Most Of
them are traded in occasionally on
the exchange:
The Colorado statesman., 1907-07-13
THERE is A REASON.
The Medical Times Explains Why
Doctors Oppose Patent Medicines.

The Medical Times for April in a
moment of frankness explains the
whole opposition of physicians to pat
ent" medicines which are taken with
out prescription, in the following
words:
I'VE will hardly repeat here the
specific statement to the effect that
in one year s62,OO0,O0O has been ex-
pended on patent medicines in the
United States. Enough to give every
practitioner in the country a yearly
Income of $4,000 In the face of such
facts as these, all talk of love of hui
manity, altruism, self-abnegation and
the like becomes cheap and nauseat.
ing. 1t appears to us that such bun.
combe should give place to homely
common sense"
Reliable authority states that the
gross amount of the patent medi-
cine business is about $40,OOO,OO0 in
stead of s62,000.O00 but taking the
Medical Times figures as correct they
represent an outlay of considerably
less than 81 per capita for home medi-
cation. The cost of doctors fees ex-
elusive of medicines except such as
are dispensed for the same period,
probably was approximately $230.000,-
1000. This is reached by allowing an
average income of $4,000 to each of
the $4,000 physicians in the United
States. Even allowing that a gross
business of $62,OOO,OO0 is to be divid-
ed between 115,000 physicians the in
come of each would not be increased
more than $40.
The Colorado statesman., 1907-07-13
MADE A NEW FASHION.
Good Joke Played In Old Days on
WouId-Be Fashionable.

Old Camden, in his Remains" tells
knight upon a would-be fashionable
shoemaker. Sir Philip Calthrop
purged John brakes, the shoemaker
of Norwich in the time of King Henry
VIII, of the proud humor which our
people have to be of the gentlemen's s
cut. This knight bought as much fine
French tawny cloth as should make
him gown, and sent it to the tailor's
to be made. John brakes, shoe
maker, coming to this tailor's and see
ing the knights gown cloth lying
there, bid the tailor buy cloth of the
same price and pattern and make it
of the same fashion as the knights.
Not long after the knight, coming in
to the tailor to be measured for his
gown, and perceiving the like cloth
lying there, asked whose it was.
John brakes, the shoemaker, who
will have it made of the self-same
fashion that yours is made Of" Then
make mine as full of cuts as the
shears will make it," John brakes
had no time to go for his gown till
Christmas day, when he meant to
wear it. Perceiving the same to be
full of cuts, he began to swear at the
tailor. Il have done naught but what
you bid me-" quoth the tailor, for
as Sir Philip Calthrop's garment is,
even SO have l made yours" by my
latchet!" quoth John brakes, 81 will
never wear gentlemen's fashions
again!"-London T. P's Weekly
The Colorado statesman., 1907-07-13
THE BEST HE COULD GET.
Amateur Gardener Could Not Under.
stand Why Seeds Did Not Sprout.

The woes of the amateur gardener
are very amusing to others, but de-
cidedly real to the man who has
spoiled suit of clothes, blistered his
hands and lost his temper in his eff
forts to make things grow.
A young man, recently married,
early in the spring secured sub
urban place, mainly with the idea of
fresh, homegrown vegetables Every
evening he would hurry through his
supper and rush out to his garden,
where he displayed more energy than
skill. But, alas! When many little
green things began to break the
ground in his neighbors' gardens, his
own remained as bare as the Sahara.
ut certainly has got me beat" he
confided to friend at his Office one
day Il can't understand why not q
blessed thing has come up. / planted
peas and corn and tomatoes"
Perhaps the seed were reflective,
the friend suggested.
Il hardly think it was that" the
gardener replied, "for / got the very
best-paid Is cents can for them"
The Colorado statesman., 1907-07-13
The Terrible Malta.

Neither the Naples Camorra, the
Paris Apaches, nor the Black Hand of
America is the most powerful and ter
rible secret society in the whole
world, in spite of the narrowing de-
tails of their CHASTITY work. The palm
must go to the Malta, which flourishes
in Italy. and has done so for more
than 800 years. This society, which
works so swiftly and silently, yet so
surely, was founded in Sicily for pro-
lection against the injustice Of foreign
rulers.-London "P. T. o."