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The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
UNDAUNTED.

UNDAUNJED. Regardless Of the filings of fate And worries that oppress us, We take the floor and boldly state Despair shall neer possesses us. For when old trouble comes around And tries to override us We'll show how hope can still be found By keeping some inside usi Harry Thaw no doubts regrets that he did not shoot Stanford White in Virginia. story comes from Oklahoma. relating that a ram and horse, while engaged in battle were suddenly lifted by cyclone to the roof of q ranch house, where they continued fighting until the horse kicked the ram of Um A little salt, please. A Kansas girl who claims that she went to Heaven is back again. She made a big mistake In returning to Kansas.
 GREETING. Rise up ye heavy-laden, Aud listen to my songi When care is pressing hardest Let gladness swing you 'longl Just get in line and whistle, pc brave ana We&r smile. So trouble and His mnions Will miss you bout d mile, Fall in and join the battle, The battle of the strong And when your hope is ebbing Let gladness swing you long. European cherries are being imported by the car load, which is much bettr than importing European anarchists. The best gunner in the United States navy has taken a wife, but his proficiency as a marksman is no sign that he will rule the roost.
 HOW TT WORKS
 Fellow shoots another down,
 Unwritten law.
 Much excitement in the town,
 Unwritten law.
 Jury picked, the farce begins,
 -fis a cinch, his lawyer grins,
 Guilty person always wins
 Unwritten law
 When we begin to eat tabloid dinners the after dinner cigar will be a hollow mockely.
 AMPLE CAUSE. why was plain. Her newly bought com plexon was washed off by the rain! other day, because he refused to let her
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
sonapard Appoints Taylor.

Washington July 2.-The Attorney General today yapponted Isaac B. Fay Tor of Oklahcna as the attorney to look after naturalization cases,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

"No escape for Rockefeller" is the title of an editorial in the Youngstown Telegram. Must refer to the here after. He is safe enough on this earth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

go out in "open work.'' The habit of peekabooing, when once acquired is hard to shake off
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Oklahem ma has got to stand up and be counted as means of delay for V riding off seven democratic electoral votes in the election of 1908.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Knox is trying to save the constitu- t'-e from the hands of the impassioned phrase maker. The name of the guilty man is not given.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

An Ohio woman wants divorce be- cause her husband failed to kiss her once in five years. If he wears whis- kers she ought to be grateful to him.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

The PAT Wellesley girls were de- clared bachelors of arts when they graduated
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Ethel Barrymore created a sensation in the Boise court room. No jury to q man would vote to acquit her of any thing.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Henry Watterson's dark horse is too dark to be seen in this weather. He seems to have been absorbed in the depths of darkness.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Every now and then a bit O Riley makes us sorry that we ever made fun of Indiana poets.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

No reactionary can be elected Presi- dent in 1908, whatever 200S may do.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
DO IT NOW.

No matter what mischances fall, Subdue them with a grin. Determination conquers all-
 Make up your mind to win
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Whats the matter at Huntsyille9 If alone refuses to ride in the Bankhead bandwagon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

June is ended, and It's record is q fine one in the crop line. All crops have come along finely.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

The Charleston News and Courier says the new presidential word molly coddles" should be written "marycod- dIes."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

While Mark Twain Is the lion of England, Andrew Carnegie does a like stunt at The Hague.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

You would think Secretary Taft out of breath by this time, but he isn't.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

The Hague conference Is expected to denounce the collection of debts at tLN cannons mouth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

The populations of Cuba, the Philip pines and Oklahoma are to be re- counted this summer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

"The Music Master" has been played 1001 times, and is good for as many more if David Warfeld stays with it..
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

There is more war talk in America than there is in Japan The latter country is peaceful and content.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

When degrees were conferred at OK ford, Mark Twain outranked in popu- larity Rudyard Kipling.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

The Houston Post tells of new paper in Atlanta called Ice. It should have a large circulation in summer.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
REMARKABLE WOMAN.

She never peeps through the shutters when q carriage stops next door.
 She never tells her husband that she could have married somebody else.
 She never has her fortune told by a greasy Indian princess.
 She never wears number three shoes when she should wear fours.
 She never tells Mrs. Muggins what she said to Mrs. Wayuphigh when that aris- tocratic dame paid her a visit.
 In fact, she Is an unusual woman in many ways among them being that she exists in fancy, but nowhere else.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Englishmen are just beginning to see the humor in Mark Twain's Jump ing Frog" published forty years ago.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Mars may talk back if Nicholas Tesla undertakes to talk to them in pigeon English.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

H. Orchard is declared a colossal liar, one of fifty-seven kinds in the presidential mind.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

H. Orchard is on trial now instead of MT. Haywood
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Dan Hanna holds the record for speed in achieving two divorces and q third marriage.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
SAVE UPl

The saddest thing in all the world, l guess. is being broke, Without d single sou to call your own When hunger stares you in the face that isn't any joke For which a cheerful spirit can atone. For loneliness and wretchedness and oth- CT troubles, too, Old poverty can easily provide, So heed this friendly warning and what ever else you do, Just lay little capital aside. Now that youngsters are beginning to build airshps. the problem may be con- sidered settled.
 June brides are coming down from the clouds to get busy with a broom. Many bright boys will be in heaven ere this week is out
 Looks like an insane Fourth.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Money makes the mare go, but papa usually makes the go-cart go.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

T calculate,' says Edison, that we know one seyen-billionth of one per cent about anything" which is pretty close figuring.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
THE GAME OF POLITICS.

In playing politics you stand
 No chance to win place Of leadership in any town
 Unless you set pace And turn your blooming bank account Der to ward heelers who Will say you are the candy kid,
 No matter what you dol
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Mrs. Nation may be perfectly sincere in saying that she will not go to hell. but one can never tell.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Washington Bureau Ass-Heraid' lf1i c street. N. w
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
HOW IT WORKS.

Fellow shoots another down, Unwritten law. Much excitement in the town, Unwritten law. Jury picked, the farce begins, ''is a cinch.- his lawyer grins, Guilty person always wins Unwritten law.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

When we begin to eat tabloid dinners the after dinner cigar will be a hollow mocke1y.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

Entered at the Birmingham Ala'' postoff1oe as second-class matter under act of Congress March 3. 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03

". D. Lanier and John E. Stanley are the only authorized travelling represents tives of The Age-Herald in Its eircuiat'on department.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-07-03
AMPLE CArsE.


 A little maid was poutins, the req son why was plain. Her newly bought com plexion was washed off by the rainl A girl threw a lamp at her father the other day because he refused to let her
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27

easy TO TAKE"
Bread and rolls, pies. cakes and
all the rest of our baking bring Joy
to every palate, nourishment and
strength to ever yeater. Take roll
or a loaf Of our bread in your hand,
look at =, smell 1t, taste 1t, masti-
cate a mouthful and every sense will
tell Of triumph for the Citizens Bak-
ery's baking.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
MALE VISITORS.
Girls S ouId Be Careful Before !nyit.
ing Men to Call.

ing Men to Call.
It almost goes without saying that in
i.,c matter of receiving calls from
%ouug men very young girls must be
s!lded entirely by the wishes Of their
prents. Girls going to school are not
opposed to receive any special atten.
ton from either men or boys and are
not usually permitted by their parents
to receive calls from their boy friends
IN the evening unless perhaps upon
Tie night preceding the school holiday,
when they may see-several of their
Young friends. girls and boys together,
but rarely boy alone.
For older girls there are really no set
rules us to how and when they may
invite men to call upon them. Much
depends upon the manner and place Of
meeting. A girl does not usually ask
a man whom she meets casually for
the first time to call upon her. She
finds 1t better and safer plan to
wait until she has met him several
times, knows him a bit better and has
decided whether or not she would. care
to include him among her friends. She
thus avoids the possibility of placing
herself in an awkward position later
by being obliged to discontinue his nc.
Quaintance. Giving pain in any way
is always to be avoided as bad form
and showing lack Of nice feeling.
On the other hand, II she meets q
man at the home of some web known
friends and he shows her special cour.
tesy, such, for instance, as accompany
ing her to her home after the enter
tRlnment, and she realizes by his man.
ner and apparent interest that he
would like to continue her acquaint-
ance, she may, il she finds him agree.
able, invite him to call upon her or
say when she is thanking him for his
attention that she hopes to see him
again. II he really wishes to call upon
her he will undoubtedly then say So
and II he asks when she will be at home
she may tell him when she is usually
at home or designate, If he wishes it, a
certain time. In the instance of a man
and girl being introA iced by mutual
friends who have specially arranged
the meeting through compliment alone
10 this man aud girl, the girl should
invite the man to call upon her.
Men usually call between 8 and .
o'clock when they are making even
ing calls and should never remain later
than 10 O'clock or at very latest, half
past lO.-Pittsburg Press.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
How a Woman May Succeed.

Sitting with folded hands, resigned
to life Of railing at fate, is a form Of
death. Who does not know women
who believe that there is nothing for
them but keeping on the gray routine
Of days, with never a hint Of grace or
glory? You visit them and find them
lacking in any charm of dress or man
ner. They repine about bad health or
hard luck, yet all around them you see
the reason for that bad health or what
they call bad luck. The dust lies thick
upon their books and pictures. Their
hair is untidy. They lack even the de.
sire for cleanliness. Nothing ever
comes to this mood. 1t repels and
drives away the forces that aid us up
to the heights, says Womans Life. we
may long for great many things that
we feel are beyond reach, but If we
put our hand to the nearest task that
confronts US the faroff thing comes
nearer.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
a Rare VeoetabIs.

In choosing his ground the truffler is
guided by the time of year, the charac.
ter Of the soil and his own judgment
and experience, says London journal.
On familiar beats he knows exactly
where to go, and in strange country
is guided by certain general principles.
Where fern and bracken grow, where
furze Is plentiful, where there are
reeds and rushes, wherever the land Is
moist and sour, It is hopeless to expect
truhles. They love light soil and yet
never attain any size or perfection on
poor one. By far the greatest quaint.
ty are obtained under the shadow of
beech trees, but very fine specimens
are often found under the cedar, espe.
cially in avenues and grounds where
the land has been well trenched. The
lime is another good tree for them, and
80 is the evergreen oak. In France the
oak is their favorIte tree. Early in the
season-that is to say, In September
and October-quantities are to be oh.
tained on the roadsldes sometimes In
ground SO hard 1t would need a pickax
to open IT., on railway embellishments
and on the outsldes of copses and GOV.
ers. Later, when leaves have fallen
and the sun is able to penetrate glade
and thIcket, the inside beds are most
productive. They do not come under
very young trees and disappear entire.
" from old woods.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
The New WASH p,v

Just as experience viii prove Tues.
day to be the best wash day for most
modern housewives, 70 ,.e newer meth.
DDS of washing may Ge proved to be
far the best for the sa"t If clothing we
now wear. Old time fabrics we're
coarse and tough. Thcg could be rub
bed and pounded and pulled about
without much danger to the fiber, but
In these days garments must be han
died with care. Soaps have been made
according to recipes and formulas Civ
en- by chemists to meet latter day re-
qulrements, to do away with board
rubbing as much as possible, and it is
nothing short of foolish to stand back
and refuse to advance with the times
by making use Of every aid given us
BY science and lnventlon.-Plctorial
Review.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
Women as Well as Men Are Mate
Miserable BY kidney and
Bladder TEQnhla.

Kidney troubleipreys upon the mind,
discourage land lessensambition; beauty,
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
ATTRACTIVE CORNER BENCH.

cushion of cheap hair and covered it
with green denim, On the picture
moldlng she arranged little cups and
saucers, which give a pretty little
touch of color. She made few cush
ions for the seat from remnants she
picked UP in the stores for a few
cents. SO she IL now the proud pos
Eessor OF delightful corner seat which,
owing to her capability, cost almost
nothing. : Philadelphia North Ameri-
ran.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
A CORNER BENCH.

Attractive Seat, Easily Made at Homo
at Little Cost
A very pretty corner seat is shown
in the Illustration. This was made by
young bride of limited means. The
wooden seat she painted white to
match the rest OF the woodwork in
the room. She then fastened green
Denim behind the seat and finished it
of at the top by mailing up a piece of
white picture moldlng. She made the
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27

child urinatestooo often, ifthe urine scalds
the flesh, or if, when the child reaches an
age when it should be able to control the
passage, it is yet afflicted with bed-wet.
ting, dependupon it, the cause Of the diff
Guilty is kidney trouble and the first
step should be towards the treatment of
these important organs. This unpleasant
trouble is due to diseased condition of
the kidneys aud bladder and not to
habit as most people suppose.
Women as well as men are made miser-
able with kidney and bladder trouble,
and both need the same great remedy.
The mild and the immediate effect Of
SWamp.Root is soon realized. Itissold
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27
Senator Lodge Smoked.

Senators smoke during executive ,ses.
sions. This grave secret has just beer
revealed. After recent secret sit
ting Senator Lodge OF Massachusetts
forgot the rules forbidding smoking in
open sessions and went about the sen.
ate chamber with fine perfer42 in his
mouth. The pages tried to lead him
of, but did not succeed He continued
to enjoy bis wead until the senate ad.
jOurned
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27

pamphlet telling all about Swamp Root,
including many of the thousands Of testi-
monial letters received from sufferers
cured. In writing DR.. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y, be sure and mention
this paper Don't make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and the. ad.
dress, Binghamton, N. ", on every
bottle.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-02-27

vigor and cheerful.
ness soon disappear
when the kidneys are
out of order or dis
eased.
Kidney trouble has
become so prevalent
that it is not uncom-
mon for a child to be
born afflicted with
weak kidneys Iftlle
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-05-10
$4,000 hogs

In 1906, $4,000 hogs were
slaughtered in the Denver packing
houses. of which less than 1900
not quite ten per cent. were raised
and fed in Colorado. the balance
coming from Nebraska and Kan
sas.
During the same year the pro-
ducts from over one million hogs
were shipped into and through
Denver from eastern packing
houses, for which the farmers east
of Colorado were paid over twelve
million dollars. Colorado farmers
should have furnished these hogs
and they would have received this
large amount of money that went
to farmers outside the state. Colo
rado feeds, conditions and climate
produce the highest quality of
pork at low cost, and hog-raising
is one of the most profitable in
dustries in the state.
The present demand calls for
100000 hogs month through the
year in Denver, the chief packing
center of the state, forty hogs a
year from each of our farmers and
stockmen.
II. NJ. CoTrRELL.
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-05-10
NEWS NOTES.

General Palmer of Colorado
Springs, has undertaken an inter
esting experiment in dry land
farming on the large tract of land
owned by him near Colorado
Springs. Several hundred acres
living above ditch are being pre-
pared at the rate of twenty acres
day, the work of blowing, har-
rowing, drilling, etc. being done
at the same time. Prof. HI. NJ.
Gamer, of the chair of farm me-
chanics, at the State Agricultural
college. Fort Collins. has been
asked to assist, as time will per-
nit, in directing the mechanical
operations of the entire outfit,
which consists of 35-horse row-
er steam traction engine followed
by Is disc plows, Two 7-foot disc
harrows. two 6-foot double disc
drills. one l4-foot Brllian CORFU
gated roller, four 6-foot sections
common smoothing harrow, NOV
ing at the rate of two miles an
hour, and preparing a swath the
entire width of which is twelve
feet Professor Banner is taking
careful note of the cost of opera
ton. to determine the compara-
tive cost of preparing the seed bed
with traction power and horse
power; also to determine the kind
and character of machinery hest
adapted to farm use.
Prof. w. H. Olin, agronomist Of
the college, will assist in the Sc
lection of small grain varlties for
seed, chosing such as have drouth
resisting qualities.
General Palmer's plan is to
carry on this experiment for a suf-
ficient time to determine whether
or not this vast acreage that has
been leased for pasturage in the
past can be made more remuner-
ative by the thorough tillage sys-
tenn. The result will be watched
with interest.
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-05-10
ADVERTISING RATES

DIspisy Advertisement will be charged
for at the rate of l2Ii cents per inch per week,
single column measurement, on monthly con-
tract and 25 cents per single column inch for
periods of less than one month. Rates given
on more than q column of space by the year.
Displa Advertisements will be changed every
two weeks without extra charge; when changes
are made weekly an additional charge of
cents per inch will be'made.
Changes for display advertis ents must be
in this office before Wednesday noon to insure
a change that week.
Local Notices, 10 cents per limo for each
insertion.
Notices of EntertsIrments. suppers or
socials where admission Is charged OF which
are given to raise money, will be given half
ra tes Cards of thanks, 20 cents. Resolutions,
obitu aries and obituary poetry, cents per line.
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-05-10
Farmer Wanted

To farm 16O acres of A l land
with full water supply, on shares.
Best inducement given to right
party. For particulars apply to
The San Anton Real Estate Ag-
ency, Antonito, Colo.
The La Jara chronicle., 1907-05-10
AGRICULTURAL
DEPARTMENT
Under the Direction Of the
Agricultural College.
HOGS IN COLORADO.


characteristic of Colorado fed meat
whether it be beef, mutton, pork or
poultry. The feeds used to fatten
animals in Colorado are the feeds
which produce the finest flavor in
meat that it possible to secure.
At the Colorado Agricultural
college last winter, pork from Tam
worth hogs, fattened on Colorado O
grown barley and shorts, was pro-
nounced by all who tasted it to
have the most delicious flavor of
any other that they had ever eaten.
The Denver packers state that
the pork from hogs grown and fat
tened uu Colorado feeds is far SUI
perior to corn-fed pork in quality
and flavor. being as much superior
in these respects as the mutton
from Colorado fed lambs, which
is rated in the market of the
United States as the best produced.
All tillable sections of Colorado
can produce good pork cheaply.
In the irrigated alfalfa sections. al
falfa pasture will produce 500 to
1000 pounds of pork each year
from an acre. The grain feed for
these sections is barley, and in
1906 the acreage yield of barley
in the Ft. Collins district was over
1000 pounds per acre, sufficient
to produce over 800 pounds of
pork. So does alfalfa, and the
two combined make choicer flaw
or than either alone.
In the mountain valleys having
an elevation of $500 feet and up
ward, field peas are one of the best
yielding crops and furnish an ex-
ceptionally cheap pork producing
feed. The flavor of pea-fed pork
is by many considered richer and
finer than that produced by any
other feed. Barley yields well in
all pea-growing sections. These
high mountain valleys cover large
area, "a single valley in the San
Luis being as large as the state of
Connecticut.
In the fruit growing sections of
Colorado, alfalfa and barley give
high yields, and the Gull fruit fed
with them to hogs reduces the cost
of pork, helps produce a choice
flavor and furnishes market for
large quantities of unstable fruit
The manure from the hogs in
creases the yield of fruit and i'm
proves the size, coloring and quail
ity.
In the dry land sections of Col
orado, covering an area of twenty
five million acres, barley is the
surest grain crop that'can be grown,
and barley produces a much finer
favored pork than corn. The
little country of Denmark, with
only as much tillable land as the
San Luis valley, sells to England
alone eighteen million dollars
worth of pork each year. 1t is
barley-fed and commands much
higher price than the best quality
of American corn-fed pork on ac-
count of its finer flavor. Barley.
fed pork from Colorado's dry land
areas will command premium
when enough is produced to sup.
ply the trade regularly.