The Washington herald., 1907-04-28

and yet not know enough to keep his
foot off a girls frock or 10 avoid argu-
ing with his wife when her mouth is
fun OF pins. And a woman can study
treatises on men until her head aches
and then act like a fool the first time
she meets one"
And that" I declared, hourishing
my cane. sis where the practice comes
in and the theory goes out"
Yes" agreed Kitty. the theory has
got to go before the practice comes in.
or youu get horribly muddled. Every
woman is a different geometTiCal prob
lem with a different answer. Imagine
COurtShip College graduate sending
his wife Violets ou Monday morning
when she wants them for Tuesday
night or thoughtfully buying her
purple hat when she wants one to
match a yellow frock, or sitting IN the
parlor penning her a poem when she
wants him 10 come upstairs and hook
the back OF her dress.
cor fancy lady expert on love-" I
murmured feeding her husband on
angel cake or health food when he is
dying for beefsteak, or singing him an
aria when he wants 10 take nap
just because such things are recon-
mended in the book of rules"
Yes" sighed Kitty. Think of go
Jag into matrimony with nothing but
a stock of ready-made ideals"
And having them shattered in the
divorce court" added.
Managing a man or woman" went
on Kitty, is like managing a baby.
The high-hrqWed lady who conducts
the mothers meetings may be an cX-
pert ON nurseryology and may know
an about prepared foods and the train
ing Of the infant mind, but she doesn't
Nuow tire first thing about putting in
pins or taking Il button out ef the
mouth; while the East Side mother
with FIVE children hanging go her skirt.
can cook her husbands dinner with
one hand and nurse three cases OF
measles and one OF Wh0opiBg-c0ugh
with the other without the tremor of
an eyelid. il isn't education and il
isn't theory and 1t isn't brains that
make one successful in motherhood or
matrimOny: it's the little gift OF know
ing low
And what" Z iuterpolated.
And whcu-that the gods best0w ia
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