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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

harder than ever. For time It looked
AZ though they would have to spend the
night marooned OH White Rock without
even q suit of pajamas among tho
crowd.
wIIlRLwlND RESCUE.
Eventually the wind subsidized and
after two hours OF exposure the fiat
tender boat OF the Cambria wns
brought into reguisition and the gallant
rescue pulled OFF.
The party had numerous other ad.
ventures and bright and early this
morning arrived IL the city To scntter
around the drug stores and endeavor
10 get corner on all the arnlca atx,
cold cream In the market.
II Is anticipated that they will de-
selop new cuticle within the next 10
days. - -
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

Med : Dutch Chocolates are inc.
as good in summer as at any other sea.
son of the year Mcdonald EMPLOYS
a hardening process which keeps the
coating as well as the inside firm solid
and nice and free from melting.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

OThe things which we wear these days
are of asmuch Importance as the things we
eat. We should get only the kind which
are proper for us to wear made properly
and sold properly
GHart Schaffner 81 Marx have complied
with the pure clothes law" if there is
any such thing.
K~eA~<]azzr rn<4@4~@c
sgsEEr
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22
WANTED.

WORK AS FARM HAND, OR ANY
kind OF ranch work. IL Nfikeseli. ia
Ounce st. Salt Lake city. :"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-07-22

II. Il. Evans. Florist, 80 S. Min 6,
Floral Designs a Specially. 'Phon "a,
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
The Invention Of Spinning.

The invention Of the art OF spinning
was ascrlbed 10y the ancients 20 Miner
va. the goddess OF wisdom. The date
100 II. c. IL given as that OF the he
ginning OF the art In Greece. under
the direction OF the king OF Arcadia.
but pictured inscriptions on Egyptian
monuments show that the use Of the
spindle and dlstan was known In that
country much earlier. The first distaf
was simply a stick. around which the
fiber 60 he spun was loosely coiled.
held In the left hand; the spindle was
n sort Of top set In motion 10y a twiri
Of the hand. the fiber passing between
the finger ana thumb of the right hand.
This inyeptlon was improved upon In
the course of time 10y placing the spin
die I'm frame aud making II rcvolvc
by mechanical action of the hand or
foot IN connection with n wheel or
trcadlc. thus giving the true spinning
wheel. The first recorded use Of this
was I'm the early years Of the sixteenth
century. but II was probably made and
used long before this. The first spin
ming jenny. a machine working eight
splndlcs. was invented In 1861.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
ItsIIec Nsssrd Fer Animals.

On the occasion I was 4 passengef
on one OF the lake steamers which ply
between Desenxano and Riva. II was
a day OF Wild wind and driving storm.
At saio a peasant OF peculiarly tru-
cuient type came on board. clad In the
shaggy cloak OF the district and bear.
ing vast blue umbrella no less indig-
enous. With him. too. he brought his
donkey. Now. even Italian steamers
do not knowingly admit Quadrupeds OF
this size TO the shelter OF the fore
cabin. though possibly n they did no
great harm would be done or senti-
ment violated. The beast therefore.
was tethered on the open deck and
thus became exposed to the fury or
wind and weather. not TO mention the
wave. A British peasant would prob.
ably have accepted the situation and
let him hide. Not 30 the Lombard.
Hastily divesting himself OF his ample
overcoat. he spread II carefully over
the lower animals back and. unfurl-
ing his voluminous umbrella. held that
patiently over the asinine head-and
his own-all the way 10 Riva. Now.
here. surely. was n good man. merci'
full 10 his beast.-London Times.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Why Jimmy pidn,t Sit Down.

The woman who had shopped un0
the closing gong had sounded stood at
the transfer station and awaited the
suburban trolley.
what" she YEARLY asked herself.
does Il profit woman II she gain
the elusive bargain aud loses every
trace OF physical freshnessr'
Presently the car came along. IL
had the usual crowd OF humanity. and
the woman resignedly prepared TO
stand. when a grimy youth arose and
rendered her his place. Protesting
family, she sank into II guilty and
registered q vow never TO shop over
time again.
In due time several seats were vacat-
ed. and the woman looked hopefully
toward her knight.
Jimmy" friend OF his was saying.
there's room inside now. Why don't
you sit DOWN.
And the last drop OF discomfort was
added 10 the woman's cup OF humilia'
ton when Jimmy responded:
Jaw. what's the use No sooner III
get me legs stretched when another
tired old hen will get on and III have
TO hop up!'-New York Times.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
What Is Patriotism7

What is patriotism? Is Il n narrow
affection for the spot where n man
was born? Are the very clods where
we tread entitled 10 this ardent prefer
ence because they are greencr; No
sir. This Is not the character OF the
virtue. and II soars higher FOR It's oh
ject II is an extended self love. min
Cling with all the enjoymcnts OF life
and twisting itself with the mlnutest
filaments Of the heart u Is thus We
obey the laws OF society. because they
are the laws OF virtue. In their au-
thority we see not the array 81 force
and terror. but the venerable image
OF our country's honor. Every good
citizen makes that honor his own and
cherishcs Il not only as precious. but
as sacred lie is willing Co risk his
life IN its defense and Is conscious tina,
he gains protection while he gives it,
Fisher Ames.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Gaping Verses.

on going into the rooms Of one OF bis
friends who was absent DR. Mnnsel
saw on the table the opening lines OF n
poem I'm the following lofty style;
The suns perpendicular heat
mumined the depths OF the sea.
Taking up a pen. he completed the
stanza In the following witty way:
The fishes beginning 20 sweat
cried. Hang it. how hot We SHAH be!
DR.. Watson. regIus professor Of di-
vinity. had NJ one time been tutor OF
Trinity. and when he was made bishop
OF LANDAU an honest publican la
Cambridge. who kept an inn called the
Bishop Blaise. ont Of respect 10 Or.
Watson changed his sign and replaced
the head OF Bishop Blaise 10y that OF
Bishop Watson. This transfer drew
from Mansel. who probably had some
grudgc against the late tutor. the FOL
lowing epigram:
Two OF a trade can ne'cr agree
No proverb ere was justcr.
They've ta'cn down Blnisc. you see.
And put up Bishop Buster.
London Chronicle.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Mnrmaids and Mermen.

Not many generations ago mermaids
and mermen were believed in implicit
". Says the Aberd en- Almanac or
New Representation For the Year
less: ITO conclude for this year lGss.
Near the place where the famous Dee
payeth his tribute 10 the German
ocean. II curious observers OF wonder
full things In nature will be pleased
thiihcr 20 resort the /. IL and 20 "
May and In divers other times In the
ensuing summer, as also In the harvest
time. TO the : and II October they
will undoubtedly see a pretty company
Of mar maids. creatures of admirable
beauty and likewise hear their charm
Ing sweet mclodious voices
'in well tun'd measures and harmonious
laws.
Extol their maker and his bounty praise.
That godly honest men. IN everything.
In quiet peace may live. God save the
king"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

How many Of our readers know what
n 80 O'Clock man" Isl Miss Spurgcon.
one OF the lecturers In English nj Bed.
ford college. Baker street. has com.
try cottage and an old "Ralph's mill
In the middle OF Wcstleton heath, Sax
mundham The other day u non-Sui-
folk lady told her that her gardeners
wife had often said. We are q o'clock
people" and she had taken Il 90 mean
early riscrs." But soon after some
one said that this lady's husband was
"a O'Clock gentleman" and as she
knew that he didn't get Up early she
asked what the cpithct meant ami
was told. Upright. Ike the hands o.
the clock are at o'clock" Another
use OF the word IN SUFFOLK Is seen IN
Giving upright" l.. on indepcnd
ent means. Westminster Gazette.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Where the Horse 81. oeore..

"Now. please show me the spot where
the horse TIT George Washington" was
the astonishing request made 10y
country y. .Itor of his host. downtown
publisher The latter had escorted him
about and shown him the statchouse.
the Liberty hell. Carpenters hall. old
Christ church. the grave OF Benjamin
Franklin aud the site OF the house Ia
which jefferson wrote the Declaration
OF Independence. The publisher hnd
never heard OF the spot where the
horse bit the Father of His Country.
but. equal to che emergency. he took
his guest 10 Washington square ana
said that Il was In one of the corners
Of that space (Which one he did not
know that the horse did the biting IN
commentator OF which event thc
square was named after the general
The gentleman from Down Wonder
Somewhere was fully satisfied and has
gone home full OF good. ready made
history TO tell his ncighbors. II would
be- interesting 10 ascertain the Identity
OF the wag who sprung this one
on George Observation-Disclosures
Record
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Two wsv, Of Looking ss Il.

There Is a young artist In Washing
ton who classes himself Ms OF the Inn
IRRESPONSIBLE school and who. being
somewhat out In drawing. generally
makes up for his lack OF technique by
spreading color recklessiy and count
ing on distance for his effect.
Al an amateur exhibition he once
hung one OF his most extraordinary
performances.
well" said a friend whom the art
ist had taken TO see the work. II don't
want 70 fatter you. old chap. but that
Is far and away the best stun you
have ever done. congratulate you.
Much pleased. the artist was recelv'
Ing the compliment with becoming
modesty when he CHANGED again 10
glance az the picture and turned very
red. The committee had hung II up
side down.
Hurrylng TO the head OF the commit
tee. he was about TO launch into n loud
complaint when he was Informed or
the good news that an hour before the
picture had been sold for sci. The
original price mark had been SID
Lipplncott's Magazine.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Under the title Tears Of JOY
George Friedcrici writes 10 a Berlin
paper that the custom OF weeping and
bowling on all occasions Of great Joy
was general among the early inhahIt-
ants OF America" and that In many
tribes visited by him In South America
the approved form OF welcome was
still 10 weep Tears OF welcome" hc
says. are also shed by the natives OF
the Caribbean Islands and by the
Sioux. Algonquins ana other North
American Indians. From all that |
have seen. judge that In times past
tears and Joy were lnseparahlc and
that the emotion which civilized peo-
pie now display al parting was once
the expression Of hearty welcome"
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
HenNinn the lon.

Heavlng the log Is one OF those pic
turcsque sea expressions with which
oil landsmcn are acquainted, though
probably few could explain the exact
process. The log" Is n quadrant shap-
ed piece OF wood loaded with lead at
the curve The line TO which II Is at
tached Is 100 fathoms long and Is III
vided by knots into equal distances Of
forty -sevcn feet each. These distances
are the same fraction OF nautical
mile "a knot as twenty eight seconds
Is OF one hour Consequently the num-
her OF knots that slip or the reel In
twenty-clght seconds after the log Is
in the water Is the speed per hour that
the ship is making.-St James Ga
zettc.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
When Rsynard Goes Hunting.

Those who have tried wild fowl
shooting know how difficult n matter
II Is TO approach within range without
disturbing the birds. The fox's only
weapon Is his mouth. and the range
is necessarily short. but for reynard
Il proves all sufficient His knowledge
Of the habits OF his victims prompts
him TO n suitable lurking place among
the withcred rushes In clump Sc
lected 10 hide the contour Of his form
and 90 match the color OF his coat MS
far as possible Lurking there, almost
wholly immersed In water II need he.
he waits his opportunity and selzes Il.
Well may his cunning he proverhiaL
for there Is no animal or bird on which
he preys that eau battle his pursuit
Even the prickly armor OF the hedge
hog proves an inadequate protection
when the fox requires his presence in
his larder. Ills lnrdcr, What a harder
Il IS. The thought Of Il. the smell 81 It,
savers Of whole army OF tragedies
London Tit.Bits
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Extracts from Miss Evcrgreen's Ola
ny:
This Is my eighth birthday. a new
brother came. His name viii be Fri;a.
Fritz Is twenty years old today. just
n year younger than T. People always
take US for twins
Fritz will he thirty years old tomor-
row. his wedding day. How the time
does fly! or course he Is eight years
my senior and used 60 carry me about
when was baby; still II seems
strange to think OF the boy getting
married. "-Flegende Batter.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
r,nd, n comnIe,e.

when l.lblachc, the famous operate
singer. was presented 90 Queen Vie
Jurla her majesty. who had heard Of
the artists hobby, asked II Il was true
ihay bee had large collection OF sEun
boxes. lie replied that It was correct.
lie had one Tor every day in the year
3Gj.
Nevertheless. your collection Is not
quite complete" was the queens re-
spouse. Here Is another for leap
year"-P Parsons Weekly.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
The Harder Labor.

What did you get the rubber gloves
forg' they asked her MS she passed
them around TO show how handsome
they were. You have girl. haven't
youg You don't have to wash the
dishes"
NO" she answered, Il don't have To
wash the dishes, hut while she Is
washing the dishes oil the doors. ~
New York Press.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
The Last Of the plaques.

One 10y one the plaques Of Egypt are
being abolished by science. The frogs
were abolished long ago by the drain
tile. The iieas are checked by insect
powder. and the darkness that could
be felt has melted away before the are
light. The sixth plague still remains
in full glory. The fly is always with
us. The great nr. Radcliffe used TO
declare that the three worst annoy
ances OF life were smoke. dies aud ir-
relevant questions. Golfers Weekly.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

The rural Turk az home, when not
goaded into violence by his corrupt
rulers. is the very antipodcs Of the
Of popular Imagination In
England His domestic virtues are at
least equal 10 those Of any western
population. He is honest, Industrious,
patient. gentle anu Of fine natural man
ncrs. London Times.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Wanted 40 Be Posted.

Restaurant Patron-I see that You
have on the bin Of fare assorted pies. ="
Waltcr-Ycs, sir. Restaurant Patron
Well. the last time was here ! found
nail m piece cf pie. and the time
before IL was collar button. What
kind OF an assortaient have you got
his timer Exchange
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Baekwardness OF the First Families.
While without doubt the courtesy OF
street car conductors and minor cit
employees isn't all that It might be,
the public is hardly justified In de
handing Chesterhelds and Brummels
on wages Of So a day. Many years
ago an Indignant citizen complained tn
old Mayor Quincy Of Boston that the
street swccpers were an ungcntleman-
~ lot
II know II. know g." acknowledg
"a the old gentleman sadly. I've tried
to induce the members 81 the FIRST
families IL Commonwealth avenue 10
handle the brooms. but they won't do
it"-woman's Home Companion.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Il guess that Tom over there Is pret
~ ola" unmarked the Young Tomcat.
~ should saw" replied the othc-
"Wly. Dc claims that once in his youth
ho actually saw a bootiack."-phila
Jplrla Press
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Exeep,ionaI Case.

"Thcy couldn't convict that forgcr
When he was caught he chowed mp The
forgery and swallowed H."
We'll Il Isn't every man who IS So
willing 10 eat bis words when ~
proved he's I'm the wrong "-kansas
City Times.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

what do You think N this idea OF
having dogs Tor caddicsE" asked the
tIl golfer.
"Its a good idca.' replied the begin
GER "The dogs can't laugh at you"'-
London standard
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Eph- what were &c mattah VII S1'
an dat drugcistG Rufus-Why. sht
wanted some Complexion powder. an
he CID her powdered charcoal.-lhrs
iratcd Hts.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Cluplcigh--l say druggist. can You
-av- give mc something to-aw-
bvightcu me mp, donchcr know Drug
cist You're IN the wrong place. young
man. This Is n crug store, not a night
school.-Chicago News.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

lie So you were never In lover She
Why, no, But I've been engaged TO
heaps OF ren who were.-Bystander.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

She-Thev say Tom Swift Is COINS
20 the bad. lIe-IIen have q short
Journey Pick Mc-Up.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

Suppcrs kin more than the create
doctors ever curcd-Scotch Provcrb
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

"tudccdy" replied her hostess. "She
always was crazy over fancy work
Chicago Record Herald.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Try This For Catanh.

Free tests are now being supplied by mail
20 all Catarrh sufferers. There - 10
expense-no Obligation whatever.
DR.. Shoop is combining OIL OF Eucalyptus
Thymol, Menthol. Oil OF Wintervrccn etc.
and is incorporating these ingredients into
a pure. snow-white ercam-like Imported
Petroleum. This Creation-Dr. Shops
catarrh Remedy-givrs immediate and
lasting relief 20 oatarTh Of the nose and
throat. That all may frs, ties, Il free. these
trial boxes are being mailed without
charge. simply 90 encourage these tests
and thus fully dcmonstrate, beyond doubt
he value OF this combination.
III Caiarrh has extended down % the
stomach or bowels, then Or. Shops
Restorative must also be used internally
n a complete cure is % be expected
Otherwise the DR.. Shops I1iaTrh
Remedy will alone Re entirely sufficient.
Write Dr. Shoop. Racine, WIS. for sample
and book. sold by Druggists everywhere.
wAisA soof shAn ssna yosi
No. I on nyspepsiA 20. : lor Women
80. 5 On he Kldasys No. on rheumatism
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06

"Mrs. Folansbce tells me that she Is
studying Chauccr." said Mrs. oldcas-
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-11-06
Indigestion

Stomach troubls ID but . symptom Of. and noe
h isssif . true dissase. We think Of DyspepsiA,
Heartburn. and Indigestion a. real dissasss. yeS
ohey are symptoms only OF . certain specific
fsFvs sseknes9-npshinR slsc.
70 vas this facs that hra correcsly led Dr.. shoon
y The ersation OF that now very popular Stomach
kmsdy-Dr. ehoops Restorative. Going direct
sos yos . g. sScor snd Dpsss With
Gu that original and highly vital principle. no
0neh lass1ns Accomplishments were ever 70 Be- had.
For stomach distsssA bloatins. biliousness. bad
ksssonuvs-Tsbisb or tiquid-snd - for yous.
all what q oan end win do We all and chan
sully rVcommand
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-08-02

The people believe in the ability and
sincerity of Roosevelt. The. fight of
the people has not been finished.
When the next Republican National
Convention comes around the peoples
policies-the principal reforms which
Roosevelt has undertaken-will be far
from esta blished, and to turn them
over at such critical time to an un-
tried champion would be to invite dis
aster. This is no time for the CONSUL
tation of personal desires or feelings.
Yes, there is crisis. There is always
crisis down about Cottage Grove and
just back of The Dalles. Once there
was five-foot wildcat caught in
Skunk Hollow. But where are the
"reaotionaries' to whom Jonathan
would not turn over the Government
Can he refer to Taft? Or, Hughes?
Maybe Cortelyou? He can't 'shorely"
mean William Jennings? Maybe he
means Hearst?
Lord, Lord, Harvey Scott Where
did you get him and why did you send
him? Can Shakespeare have had him
in mind when he wrote of that
undiscovered country from whose
Bourne no traveller returns.
and which we take it to be somewhere
not far from the crossing of the Oregon
Short line and the Great Divide
Louisville Courier Journal.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-08-02

In order to encourage farmers to
name their farms. the Missouri legis-
lature last winter enacted a law under
which they may register the names
with the clerk of the county and thus
prevent duplication of the name in the
county. If the farmer, for instance,
chooses Mountain View and registers
the name before anybody else he is en-
titled to use it exclusively. The NAM
ing of farms, especially those we'll
improved and well-kept, is pleasing
custom. Tacoma Ledger.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-08-02
ATHENA. ORE. AUGUST 2, 1907
President Roosevelt and the other

President Roosevelt and the other
republican leaders who agree with
him, that the states have been derelict
in their duty of protecting themselves
against trusts and other corporations,
should keep their eye on Ohio. Judge
Morris of the common pleas court of
that state has sentenced thirty trust
magnates to Jail, for he declares fines
are no check against violations of the
antitrust law. So far President
Roosevelt has not succeeded in securing
one such conviction by his administra-
tion under the national antitrust law.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-08-02

On the theory that the money order
business is not function of a common
carrier, the American Bankers asso-
citation has filed a protest with the
interstate commerce commission to
prevent the express companies from
engaging in that business, and it is re-
ported that the bankers will work for
a parcels post law in the next congress
if such step is necessary to bring the
express companies to time.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-08-02
NOTICE.

All merchants. business men, aud
Others whom it may concern, are here
by notified that Victoria Gagnon, my
wife, has instituted suit against me
for divorce, and you are forbidden to
extend any credit whatever to her on
my account. Any obligations she may
incur after this date will be at her
own instance and shall not be liable
for any part of them. Take notice
about this matter.
Dated at Athena, Oregon, this the
10th day of July. 1907.
Frank Gagnon.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-08-02

The proposed cruise of our battleship
fleet has been generally accepted the
world over as a. threat to the japanese,
hardly to he justified by existing con-
ditions. "We could hardly have a
better example," says the New York
Evening Post, "of the way navy, so
far from being safeguard, can be-
come a great menace to the peace Of
the nation"