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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Be ance Of Bull PING.

At Cartagena. Rafael Gonzales,
known professionally as Machaquito,
the most brilliant swordsman of the
Spanish bulrings, captured the re.
gard of at IN 'o.Spanish girl. Senorita
Angeles C'nmontson. who flung him
her fan into the arena. He responded
with chivalrous and picturesque
salute. and dedicated to the lady the
death of his second bull. His stroke.
which was successful, proved also the
coupe de foudre,' for Senorita An
geles. The pair were married amid
great public rejoi ings.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Acute Rheumatism.

Deep tearing or wrenching pans,
occasioned by getting wet through;
worse when at rest. or on first moving
the limbs and IN cold an damp weather,
is cured quickly by Billiards. Snow
Liniment Oscar Olcsou, G bison City,
III. writes, Feb. III, 1902: "A year ago
| was troubled with a pain in my back.
1t soon got so bad could not bend
over, One bottle OF BaIlard's Snow
Liniment cured me Sod by Ritter
Bros, Drug Co
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Neiehbors Got Fooled.

IL was literally coughing myself to
death, and had become too weak to
leave my bed; and neighbors predict
ed that would never leave it alive:
but they got fooled, for thanks be to
God, was induced to try Dr. Kings
New Discovery. 1t took just four
one dollar bottles to completely cure
the cough and restore me to good
sound health" writes Mrs. Eva INCA.
pher, of Grovertown, Stark Co., Ind.
This King of cough and cold cures,
and healer of throat and lungs, is
guaranteed by Ritter Bros Drug Ce.
SOC and $l.0o. Trial bottle free.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
British Motor Car IndustrY.

The motor car industry bids fair
TO become one of uor most important
manufacturing industries 1t may be
estimated that the amount of capital
now invested in the industry well ex.
ceeds S5S ,39S 900, and the total out.
put of vehicles of all kinds by British
manufacturers for the current year
can not fan far short of $4,000. with
an approximate value of s21 ,S99 ESQ
London Economist.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
An Entertaining Fish Story.

The natives OF New Guinea employ
extraordinary fishing nets of spiders
web TO capture fish weighing up to a
pound. They fix bamboos bent in the
shape of a landing handle in the jun.
gle glades, and the spiders weave
their nets all over the frame The
method of fishing is to watch for a
passing fish and then to dip it out
and throw it on dry land.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
And We Wonder at Wrecksi

The British Medical Journal cites
the case OF a physician, one of whose
patients is employed as signalman
on the main line of an important rail-
road. The man is subject to violent
asthmatic attacks which frequently
hurl him to the ground in commissions
that may be called epileptic. Yet for
ten hours every day he rs alone at his
post, a menace to thousands of lives
he is supposed to guard.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Rabbits in the Water,

Mr. Millais tells how rabbits swim
when compelled t.: They swim
with the head held as high as posi-.
bic, while the hooks of the hind legs
appear above the element at each
stroke. The shoulders and front part
of the body are buried beneath the
water, while the rump and tail are
high and dry"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
For Confidential MESSAGES.

Disappearing paper is a novelty for
use by those whose correspondents
forget to burn the letters after their
utility has ceased 1t Is STEPPED in sui
phuric acid, dried and glazed, the acid
being partly neutralized by ammonia
vapor 1t falls 20 pieces after a given
time.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
No Smoke Nuisance.

NO" said the pesslmist dismslly
81 don't expect to get to heaven. My
luck II be the other place. I'll bet
you"
We'll" replied the optimist, even
If we do go there we may find that
they use hard coal. philadelphia
Press
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
The RIaht Kind Of a Bow.

To enjoy fishing and shooting boy
has got to have It bred into him. and
most American boys have It, The boy
who had rather 70 out in the woods
and on the waters and work all day
Ike harvest hand and come home
so tired he had rather go to bed than
to wait for supper has got the ginger
IN him to make an American citizen
Of the first class. -Outers Book.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
A Valuable Lesson.

"Six years ago learned valuable
lesson, writes John Pleasant, OF Mag
nolia, Ind. III then began taking
Or, Kings New Life Pills, and the
longer l take them the better | find
them" They please everybody.
Guaranteed at Ritter Bros Drug Co
Price PC.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Franklln's First Almanac,

Benjamin Franlilin's first almanac
was issued in 1888 This not only
presented a wide range of informa-
ton, but II was filed with maxima
that made Franklin famous, even more
than his valuable services to the
American cause in Paris or to science
In the discovery of electricity.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Poetic Belief OF Firms.

The ancient Firms believed th9t n
mystic bird laid an egg on the lap Of
Vaimainou, who hatched II In his
bosom. lie let 1t fall into the water.
and It broke, the lower portion of the
shell forming the earth, the upper
the sky: the liquid white became the
sun, and the yoll the moon, while the
little fragments OF broken shell were
transformed into stars.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Fertile Soil of Panama.

The soil Of Panama is very fertile
especially the first and second bottom
lands, where almost anything will
grow and mature. The uplands are
also productive, and especially adapt.
ed to coffee growing.
'ses egl 10 IsA5I sul 0AoqB IsJ os
seII 'ezIs slI sHH Su!qlGuB 10 'pIIoA
suH uI GlIo Isulo GU luq 'slls lBW Al
sWsi'xa us no p0lBulis 81 o5eoIqO
eos sql sAouV LeJ o6eoluo
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Proof Of Birth,

Talk about aristGcracy! Were not
our first parents laborers working for
their daily bread in the sweat OF
their bruws?"
hut still You cant deny that they
belonged to one Of our very first
families"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
To Engrave Egr-hells.

Make the drauing of any figure or
design you lease L. y the egg, in
melted tallow or any { TX oil. Then
immerse the egg in 81; ing vinegar
When the egg has remained for
some time in the vinegNr it will be
found that the parts untouched by
the tallcw have been eaten away,
leaving the design in relief
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Probably.

Ten years ago he used to stick to
ner like her shadow. suppose that
was due to the fact that he was
younger then"
Somewhat; but due more to the
fact that she was younger then
Houston Post.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
In No Hurry to Get Well.

"They all have had the grip ut
home" sighed the little stenographer
who supports the family They are
all well now, though, but father. He
always takes longer to get over every.
thing than anybody else-he's SO
darned lazy"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
The Reason.

Squiggs--i don't see why You reSer
to Beaten as a tabernacle man. IN
snre he's not extraordinarily we'll
dressed
Squaggs--No. not that, but because
old Ships, the tailor. made him pay
for suit of clothes, which was the
first thing he has ever been known to
pay for
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Waqglnq Vigorously.

Speaking Of physical culture" said
the man who posed as an authority.
there's nothing like exercise to stim.
ulate growth"
Not always" replied the other
man. i've got young fox terrier that
exercises his stumpy tail every time
any one speaks to him. but the tail
doesn't seem to grow any"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Snobbishness in France.

A correspondent OF the London
Westminster Gazette SAYS: There
are in France some $1,000 persons who
use titles of nobility, of whom only
iS5 families have any moral right to
them
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Self Criticism,

The present house OF lords is an
anomaly in our midst; It is the laugh
ing stock OF the other nations, and
sooner or later we shall have to
tackle the question OF its reformation.
- Nottingham iEng) Express.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
PuHed Up Pure

\ piece of old Dresden china only
fl inches in height, representing
lady and two pug dogs, has been sold
by auction for $3.50. and pug dogs,
who have always been conceited. are
now becoming unbearable.--' Punch.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Knew a Good Investment.

A California woman married q man
who had lost both legs and an arm
in a railroad wreck and then she en-
gineered the lawsuit whereby he got
verdict of $4,000 damages. And yet
they say that woman has no head for
business
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
IlI-Manaued Applause.

THE applause in this theater
doesn't seem to be as loud and spon.
taneous as 1t used to-" said the the.
atrical star rs the audience cold?"
No" answered the manager; I'VE
have had to employ some new and
inexperienced ushers.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Enaland's Moral Ailments.

| am bitterly grieved to say that.
after feeling her pu'H', c'king into
her eyes and diagnos,. her moral
condition, am forced to confess Eng
lands symptoms are very bad,-Fa'
Their Bernard Vaughan, In the London
World.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
A Gentle Hint,

What people want nowadays. Miss
Pert, Is man who rushes ahead
without regard to consequences.
There are no openings left for a man
Of only staying power"
Why, I'm sure Mr.. Borely, there's
always the open front door"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

Tippler lat club Doesn't the still
small voice reproach you when you
tell your wife lie about being at the
office?
Rounder--Yes but It's choice be
tween the still. small voice aud q loud
big nne.-Rnstnu Tran scrInt
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Natives Not Dylnu Out.

The opinion that the natives of Aus.
tralia are dying out is not shared by
]. w. Gregory, who writes in the
Globus that the present population is
estimated at $4,000, which Is 3,osO
more than the estimated number two
centuries ago.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
sweIIed Them Up.

The young man had gone TO New
York to become an actor. He got a
fob as a super In one of the theaters.
and then wrote home: 81 am clean
ing mp everything in the theater y
whereat his good people were muchly
swelled up.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Law Of Caste in WAY.

One of tho objections to railways,
in the minds of the natives OF India. Is
that If Bgahmin gets into the same
carriage accidentally with Pariah. he
must violate the religious rule which
bids him keep 90 steps away from the
latter.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Gentle Hint.

john afraid Miss Hinton doesn't
appreciate my company.
Fred-What reason have you for
thinking such is the case?
Joe-Why, every time ! call she
plays Home Sweet Home" on the
piano before | have been in the parlor
ten minutes.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Ve~ table Terror.

What is CO j tho i" atable boa
constructor" is species of climber
which. it is said by romancers. twines
about great trees so tightly as to
strangle them to death. 1t is claimed
to have been discovered in India.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Improvinu the Zoo,

New York authorities are carrying
out scheme for giving each class Of
animals a scenic background reminis-
cent of its native habitat. So, by and
by, the ZOO will be not only menag-
erie, but an art gallery.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Altogether Too Poetic.

A very poetical young man. wish
ing to ask young ladv II he might
speak to her a few moments. wanted
to know "if he could roll the wheel of
conversation around the axletree OF
her understanding for a moment" The
poor girl tainted
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Saws Music Cures.

A prominent clergyman comes for
ward with the statement that music
will rescue men from the drink habit.
But does he stop to think that It's
some OF our music that drives men to
it?
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Reading THROUGH Salt.

In San Domingo there is a remark.
lble salt mountain, n mass OF crystal.
Inc salt almost four miles long. said
% contain nearly 100000 tons, and
% he so clear that medium-sized print
,an ne read with ease through a block
foot thick
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
What He Was.

Yes, and haven't shaped your
politics for you. and haven't put you
on self.respecting basis, and made
you a member OF the best of the great
political partes?"
81 guess you have"
cot course have. Why. what were
you before ! married you?'
Il was an independent"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
II Came Over from 1906.

That romantic story about young
man beinE iu;atuuted with the voice
he heard IN a monograph, and after
ward marrying the possessor OF the
voice, Is the most improbable yarn
turned out SO far in l9O7.--Baltimore
American.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Opposed to Publicity.

What ] want" said the reporter
who had been sent to get an interview
out of the financial ma"nate, rs the
inside story of that deal" That Is
exactly the kind Of story am going
to give you young man. guardediy
answered the financial magnate. you
will have to promise that you won't
use IL on the first page
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

There Is no other kind of way by
which human society can be sweetly
constructed than that fesling of loyal
ty whereby those who are worthy are
reverenced BY those who are capable
OF reverence.-T, Carlyle.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
"Lake OMelIlnas.n

Lake dwellings" mean dwellings
built ON supports over the water Of a
lake. The name was first applied to
dwellings found at the bottom of lakes
In Switzerland, which contained relics
Of the stone. iron and brass ages.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Is II Cowardly7

Gyer-Yes, he Is what you might
term a financial pessimist.
Myer--What's a financial pessimist?
Gyer--A man who is afraid to look
pleasant for fear his friends will want
to make touch.-Chicago Daily
News.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Heartless Flirt.

did Miss Fiyppe receive many pro
posals while at Blackpool?' Many!
Why. receiving proposals has got to
be. habit with her. She has got so
used to them that she cant even hear
soda water bottle pop without ex'
claiming; This Is so sudden" -
Butterfly.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

Eating / nothing to do with the
nightmare" declared the studio girl
Il can go to pink ink table d'hote.
eat a dinner a mile long and sleep like
log; but the nights | cook bite OF
steak and onions over my own gas
stove ! wake up screaming"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate OF Peter Lundahl. deceased.
Creditors will present claims WITH VOUCHERS
TO the undersigned at her residence at NO.
10 West Third North street at Logan CITY, III
the county of Cache and state % utah' on or
before the 18th day of June. A. ID. ilV' -
Date OF first publication February. "A. ID.
100, SELMA LuNDAHIr
Administrators de hQnis non OF
the estate OF said deceased.
j. T.. STEWART, attorney.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Worlds Shortent River

New York city has the shortest
stream of water In the world dignified
by the name river" 1t is the Har.
lem river, and is strictly one of the
mouths of the Hu0son
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Modern Cooks Have Best Of II.

The modern housekeepcr may
think the preparing OF daily meals in
this enlightened century a task; but
she would be comforted indeed could
she take one peek in book that gave
the English ladies of long ago drec
tions for living the complicated life.
She would not be in the least DESTROYS
that time should swing backward
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

your husband dresses very quiet.
ly," remarked the visitor.
AT times" rejoined Mrs. Hyall,
but you ought to hear him when his
collar buttons roll under the bureau"
Chicago Daily News.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
A New Hobby.

The ingenuity of collectors in the
discovery of new fields having been
exh sted. there is still open to them
the If collecting the finest specimen
of forged or spurious works of art.
and this Is capable of becoming a
hobby scarcely less interesting or ad
mirable than the pursuit of the genu.
Inc article.-Art Journal.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
More women's Rlahts.

Women are as much entitled to
amuse themselves over the affairs OF
Nine. la Mode as men are over horse
racing or other sports of
Dress
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Power of EyNOnle.

No man or woman OF the humblest
sort can really be strong. pure and
good without the world being the bet
ter for 1t, without somebody being
helped and comforted by the very
existence of this Phillips
Brooks.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Plaque Germs In Rats and Mice.

The efforts to exterminate the
plague in New South Wales led to the
killing last year of over $1,000 mice
and rats, Plague germs were found in
1913 rats and rs mice.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
In Low Esteem.

Lend me a hundred, old man"
Cant do It,"
I'm pay you six per cent inter.
qst"
SAY, il I thought you'd pay six
per cent. of the principal I'd let you
have the money
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
A Terrible struuale.

Mr. Hugsard-lf you don't stop look
ing so sweet I'll kiss you.
Miss Koy-No yc;: won't.
Mr. Huggard-Why won't ~
Miss Koy-fou won't unless you
can keep me from screaming and-eI
you know you can
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
M ".

Little Sophia has Just been in.
formed that fhc has little sister
"Oh, how lovely! Please, please let
me be the one 10 tell mamma. -
Translated for Transatlantic Tales
from lei Diario de In Marina.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
LEGAL NOTICES
PROBATE AND GUARDIANSHIP NOTICE.
Consul, cosaty Clerk or the Respective s'os'
ers for further information.
IN the District Court. Probate Division 10 sas
tsr Cache County. State Of Utah.
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

Estate OF John W. Colby, deceased
Creditors will present claims with vouchers
10 the undersigned at her residence IN Men,
don, Utah, in the county OF Cache ana stae OF
Utah. on tr before the 3rd day OF june ~ w.
1907. o N
Date Of first publication February . A. D.
1901 LAURA Colby,
Administrative.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

Every man has two Quotations
that which is given to him, and that
which he gives to himself or the two
kinds the latter is by far the most val.
liable. Indeed, all that is most worthy
in a man he n:rst work out and con.
Quer for himself.-Lynman.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Women ealds.nIths Liked.

Women goldsmIths and jewelers. are
having much success in America and
Europe. They are particularly sue
cessful in designing collars and such
ornaments.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Originality.

The merit OF originality is not nov
city; It is sincerity, The believing
man is the original man; whatsoever
he believes, he believes 1t for him
self, not for another-Carlyle.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
suns Rays Remove Warts.

A Russian physician has discovered
that warts can be removed by simply
concentrating upon them the rays. OF
the sun with a convex lens.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Wireless Telegraphy Foreseen.

telegraphy was foreshadowed by a
book of philosophy which appeared In
1917. This work mentions communi.
cation between two persons at differ.
ent points by means OF a lodestone
and needle placed upon metal
dial.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Evil In Loss of Steep.

The sleep lost the night before can
never be regained. The body Is worn
out Just that much and llfe's finish
brought just 30 many moments nearer.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
In ere RIoht Place,

A New Yorker who sent an Internal
machine to his father-in-law explains
that no did & as a Joke. Fortunately
he has a nice, quiet cell in which to
formulate his explanation.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Different.

Every rule won't work both ways
The man who frequently comes home
late for supper kicks hardest when he
comes early and finds supper late.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
A Daily Thought.

X is only living that teaches us the
right OF our friends to hep us. Mu
tual obligation Is like rotation of
crops, and saves friendship from
sterility. Thanet.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
They Have To.

The Bostor Transcrir has an ar.
ticle on Coughing at Concerts" I'm.
doubtedly concert managers would
prefer that patrons do their coughing
outside-at the box Office.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

"Mr. Hank son." said the little girl,
excuse my being so impolite. |
ought to have told you when you first
came in that you hadn't wiped the
mud of your shoes
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

What generous friend of literature
will give to poor author, whose
manuscripts are always returned
marked lllegible,' typewriter?"-
Wiener Salonwitzblatt.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Eaoer to Part with Money.

A witness in the Willesden Eng
land) police court while under oath.
said that he had to turn customer
out of his shop because he persisted
in paying a bill that he did not owe.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Pathos.

There was a great deal of pathos
In that play you put on last season"
yes" ansaSSed Mr.. Stormington
Barnes. "and Wig is particularly IN.
fortunate, most of it was In the box
Office
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
A Clever Device.

A mother with many stockings to
darn has hit on the device of basting
bit d net over large hole and using
It as a foundation for the darn.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16

Reggy-And didn't you see me in
the amateur theatricals, Miss Wose?
Miss Rose-Gracious. yes
Reggy-And-and don't you think |
am an actor pure and simple?
Miss Roosevelt, | don't doubt
about the simple part, Reggy.-Chl.
cage Daily News
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1907-02-16
Even Worse.

81 cant imagine anything more un-
satisfactory, remarked the chronic
kicker, than meal at our boarding
house"
NO replied the sentimental youth
"Evd emily YOU never got a kiss from
your best girl over the telephone"