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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
Another Possibility.

Jimmy-Adam made the biggest
blunder on record. Why, if he had
eaten a banana instead of de apple
he wouldn't had a downfall.
Micky-No, not unless he stepped
on de peel.-Chicago Daily News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

here to-day, and said we must really
have one to match the suite.
Anything else?" inquired grimly
ooh, she knows place where we
can get a set for the washstand for
almost nothing"
But, my dear girl" expostulated,
what would be the use of it? We
can't perform our ablutions on the
stairs"
Il wish you would not try to be
sarcastic" said my wife, with dignity;
"it does not suit you"
Neither does the suite joked
feebly.
May withered me with a glance.
In two or three minutes / was
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

II can't believe, lieutenant, that you
would be contented all your life in
the country"
with you, countess, 1 certainly
should! I've taken a great interest in
farming of late!"
.Really?"
ION my word! I've even had hay
fever!'-Lustlge Blaetter.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
Wanted to Know.

Miss Millions, have decided that
have lived too long alone; every
man ought to have the love and devo-
ton of companion, "a
Are you going to purchase a dog.
Mr.. Softly ?"-Houston Post
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
His Need.

what you need, my man, is change
of scene.
"Gec,"
What is your business %
I'm a scene-shifter at de t'eater."-
Houston Post
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

the top into it as shown at
Make it of a size so that the other pail
will set into it nicely, as shown in the
outline. It is hard to overturn milk
pail when held in this support.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

Mrs. NewboId has a great many
diamonds, hasn't she?"
& should say So Before she goes
to the opera, she sends for a win
sow dresser" Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
The FutiIity of Wisdom.

To wisdom each of Us pretends
And in his heart declares
If wisdom paid big dividends
We'd all be miIlionaires.
Washington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
Get the Most out of Cows.

Are your cows only grades? Make
the most of them. Feed them well.
care for them as well as you would
thoroughbreds and improve your herd
as fast as you can.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

Wrap of broadcloth, trimmed with
velvet and velvet buttons.
Afternoon frock in pale gray cloth,
gray chiffon and entre-deux of cream
lace.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
A Natural FeeIino.

when l grow up, pa. I'm going to
be lawyer
"Then I hope you won't grow up.
my son. New York Press.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

tin pail and cut
off the top and
bottom, leaving it
about ten inches
high. Around the
inside of the top,
directs Farm and
Home, insert a
hOon and bend
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
II Would Seem So.

Gyer-Nature may abhor a vacuum,
but she isn't averse to an occasional
burlesque.
Myer-How's that?
Gyer-Well, for example, when she
made the monkey she evidently had
one eye on a man-Ch Chicago Daily
News.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
Whv7

Why always strive for something new
With main and might?
Keep evermore this fact in view:
'.All truth is trite.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
Not to Be Stopped.

Lord of the earth-such is mans part,
So all the teachers say;
But when the grip germ gets a start
He keeps the right of way.
Washington Star.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
prices of Fifty Years 400.

Fifty years ago, Dec. II. 1856. -four
was SO a BARREL pork. $50 barrel.
and butter, so cents pound, in Mime
sofa.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

Cloth visiting gown, trimmed with
velvet and tucked chiffon vest.
Evening gown in pale pink crepe
de chine, trimmed chiffon and satin
ribbon.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
A HANDY DEVICE.
viii Hold a Milk Pail Without Dsnger
of Splitting.

A handy device for holding milk
pail is shown herewith. Take an old
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07

He-I understand the man that Car
rye is engaged to is going to the dogs.
She-That doesn't make much diff
ference, I reckon. Carrye is awfully
fond of animals.-Rocheste Demo-
crat.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1907-02-07
E1-.s--~Qfs.Q
s A LOTTER PRLZE}
BY r. ARTHUR

BY r. ARTHUR


Copyright, 1906, by Joseph 3. Bowles,
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1907-11-08

Mas Nellie = Baasett-Part Of T c lot
no ~, Of co II, described as fol-
lows, to-wlt Beginning at a point
20 f. Pa IN. from the Q corner
OF Clinton and Macomb streets. thence
parallel with said Macomb street, 40
feet thence " 90 feet, thence n 10
feet to the place OF beginning, house
Raised from $500 to $1,000.
G A Bryan, sr, Estate, DR. II n Palmer,
Of co o. desSri 50 as i solo SS q tOl
wit; Beginning at point on 49, 3 side
OF Clinton street, I5i feet 8 rs inches
comb streets, thence run 8 40 feet,
thence E IS feet to the place tS OF begin rim
n u CO Sa d aescffbS 90 as fOI N5 NO
towit; Beginning at the n " corner OF
said lot no "a, and run le feet is
inches. thence 40 feet, thence W 16
feet lis Inches, and thence n IL feet
90 the place OF beginning-Raised from
$500 to $500.
Miss Nellie e Bassett--Part Of 8 u OF T
follows, towit: Beginning al the 3
Macomb street 100 feet thence W IS
thence s l4O feet TO Clinton street
thence 60 feet along the n side OF
Clinton street to the place OF Begin
ning-Raised from 5000 to $500.
Edmund Johnson--Part or q n OF II lot
lows, to-wit: Beginning az the 3 e
corner of said lot no %. then run "
100 feet on Clinton street, which is the
point OF beginning, then run 140 feet,
thence W 1873 feet more or lesss, then s
40 feet, and then 9 1876 feet more or
less to the point OF beginning, house
Raised from 5000 to $500.
Stanford Harlson-Part Of Y OF T C|
lot no %. y OF Co y, described as
follows, to-wit Beginning at the n W
i9S feet fT nShos S' thence he ana i4O rI Feet
thence W 176 feet inches, and thence
40 feet TO the place OF beginning,
OF T g lot no 20, y OF Co x, de-
scribed as follows to-Wit: Beginning
at the n corner OF said lot no 20, and
feet, thence rs rs fest, and S thence m
lac feet to the plac OF beginning, house
Raised from 5000 to $500.
c. w. Rhodes--Part Of T c lot no 20. n "
Of Co q, described as follows, to-wlt;
go feet from the intersection of Cope
land and Clinton streets, and run go
feet. thence 40 feet. Themes 60
Of beginning-Raised from $3.50 to $500
Mimv Wilaams-Part OF T c lot no 90, n
\ OF Co Y, described as follows, to-
wit: Beginning at the " corner Of
ad lot sa no ~ Sna Si thence
Raised from siOO to $500
G 4 Bryan, Sir, Estate DR. IT - Palmer,
EXr-Part Of u Of r G lot no %. n
y OF Co 4, described as follows. to-
wit: Beginning at the n q corner OF
said lot no "a, and run 40 feet
thence W 73 feet 10 2-3 inches. thence
100 feet, and thence 73 feet 10 2-3
inches to the place OF beginning. house
Raised from $1,000 to $1,000.
Mrs Lila + Burkhardt-One foot 3 inches
on the W aide OF the O Y OF u n OF r &
lot no %, n OF Co "a Middle 3 OF
u n OF T G lot no "a. n y OF Co u
house--Raised from $500 to $1,000.
Francis koach--W Ia OF u Of n c lot
no q. X Of Co a, house-Raised
from $500 to $500.
Miss Nellie r. Bassett--W 2-3 OF v Of
n c lot no 80, n hof Co h-Raised
from 5000 10 $1,000.
c w Rhodes--E 3 OF n n OF II G lot no
80. n u OF Co A-Raised from $500 to
$500.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1907-11-08


Mimy williams Part OF y OF T Q lot
no 80. n OF Co y. described az foi-,
lows, to-wit; Beginning at ths q
corner OF said lot no 81 and run " 14o
feet, thence n 40 feet inches, thence
40 feet, and thence 3 As feet inches
20 the place OF beginning, house.
Raised from $500 to $500.
Iam ss Hi& Ss 81 q \ q T. g sd Ios no
towit: Commencing at the " corner
q sa- lot no 32, and run n ~ feet,
thence " 50 feet to the place az beSin-
Ming house--Raised from 500 to 5000.
George Davis, Agent--T c lot no IS, n
u OF Co. h-Raised from $500 to 500.
Jackson Gray-W y OF 7 c lot no Al, n a
q GO a. house--Raised from $500 to
y, house-Raised from $500 to $500.
Personal PROPERTY.
w Collins 4 Coon personal property
Valuation raised from $1,000 to $4,000.
w Corbett Furniture Store--On per-
sonal Observation-Disclosures raised from
prietor-on drug store and fixtures
Valuation raised from $500 to 5000.
Duval Brothers q w n Duvall--On
merchandise and mules and wagon---
Valuation raised from $500 to $4,000
r ] Evans Racket store)-on personal
proRerty-Valuatlon raised from 127oO
Gilmore 4 Davis Con- hardware stock
and building material, horses, mules
and wagons--Valuation raised from
$4,000 to $4,000.
II l. Gregory--on merchandise and horse
and characterization raised from
$4,000 TO $4,000,
T. HIll--On merchandise, etc--Valuation
raised from 500 to $1,000.
Or 4 Jerry-on drug store, horse and
buggy and III 4 X Fur, etc--Valuati0n
raised from $1,000 to $1,000.
c jameson Merchandise, etc--Valua-
ton raised from $1,000 TO $4,000.
Levy Bros-on general merchandise,
mules and 8 wagons-Xaluation raised
from $4,000 to $4,000.
sIor MoleT Agent for RSces 9SSsy
raised from s270O to $4,000.
Sophie Nash--On merchandise--Valua
raised fro $500 TO $1,000.
Phillips 4 sons1-on merchapdIee. I horse,
from 5000 to $4,000.
Robt- PhLnips-on plumbing stock and
$500 TO $1,000
VIM d Pratorious--On undertaking estab-
DISQUALIFICATION raised from 5000
Southern Telephone & Construction Co.
ON personal property-Valuation raised
from $500 to $4,000
Southern Express Co-On personal prop
GENERALIZATION raised from $500 90
G A shoemaker-On livery, sale and feed
stables. horses mules, wagons, car
riages, buggies, harness, etc-Vnluas
ton raised from $500 to 5000.
Tully Yarger Coon 4 horses, wagons,
buggies, stock, etc. and II q X FUR
Valuation raised from $500 60 S20o0.
Tallahassee Hardware Co (F1oyd, lad 4
Blackburn, incorporatOrs)-O hard.
ware DISQUALIFICATION raised from
$4,000 10 $4,000.
Tallahassee Grocery Co-On merchandise.
etc-Valuatlon raised from $500 20
$4,000.
Miss Adele Vlngerhoots. Gerard-On mill
linery, etc--Valuation raised from
$1,000 to $4,000.
Yaeger- Bethel Hardware Coon hard
ware stock. ete--Valua ton raised from
$4,000 to $4,000.
The weekly true Democrat. (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1905-1912, 1907-11-08
VIM. CHILD GEO. W. CHILD
Child Bros. Building and Lumber Co.
Contractors and Builders.
A Speciality of Kiln Dried Lumber of
all kinds.

all kinds.
Mill Work Manufacturers of all kinds of rough and
dressed lumber, moulding stair rails balusters porch
columns brackets mantes grls, fancy gable ornaments
and turned and scroll work of every description Brick
Lime and Cement for SALE
All orders will receive prompt attention We guarantee
work to be first class in every particular Prices
reasonable
Office, Shop and Lumber Yard ion Seaboard Air Line
on lot south of county Jail.
PHONE 81 P.O BOX A.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
YEARS
RECORD IS BROKEN
No Church Bell Rang for the
Whitewater Residents on
Last Sunday.
DUE TO DISEASE SCARE.
FEAR OF DlPHTHERIA CAUSED
THE CHURCHES TO SUSPEND
THEIR SERvCES-DANGER is
PAST.

Whitewater, Ind, July 3.-The Sum
day just past. was perhaps the quiet
est ever known in this village. due to
the diphtheria scare. In 1854 the pres
ent NJ E. church was built and the first
church bell rang from its tower. If
the memory of our oldest citizens has
not lapsed, June Both was the first
Sabbath in all these years that a
church bell has not called the citizens
to worship or to Sunday school. To
the older members of the Sunday
schools the Sabbath quietness hung
over the town like a pail and a feeling
of restlessness and lonesomeness made
the day seem long and the coming of
night was welcomed. the hustle of a
work day was anxiously awaited A
few outsiders ventured into the town
for a moments inquiry concerning the
sick and that was the only relief or
change for the few who remained faith
full to the benches on the corner.
The fear of a spread of diphtheria
has subsidized.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
WOMAN'S CLUB MEETS
WITH LAURA WOODS
Pleasant Social Affair Held al
CenterviIIe.
A CLOTHES PIN CONTEST.

Centerville, Ind. July 3.-The Wo.
mans club met at the home of Miss
Laura Woods on Monday afternoon.
The meeting was held in the shade of
the grand old trees on the lawn. All
formal business was suspended and
the entire afternoon was given over to
social enjoyment.
Among the amusements of the occa-
sion was clothes pin contest, and
consisted of a trial of skill in placing
clothes pins on the line. The highest
number pinned on the line by any one
person. in the allotted time of one
minute, was forty-seven. A prize was
given TO the lady who placed the few
est number of pins on the lines. 1t
was grotesque clothes pin doll. dress
ed in Japanese paper and created a
great deal of merriment.
An elaborate supper was served lat
er in the afternoon or one long table
in the walk through the shrubbery.
An elegant center piece of sweet peas
decorated the table. The favors con-
sisted of small silk flags
Miss Emma Bradbury OF Indianapo-
lis, and Mrs. DeYarmon of Richmond
were guests of the club.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
uoM to Cure
Constellation

Few people altogether escape disor-
Ter of the bowels. You may catch cold,
over-eat, over-drink, worry too much,
not exercise enough or do a hundred and
one other things that result in constipa-
tion or costiveness. When the trouble
comes it is well to know what to do for it.
In the opinion of thousands there is no
better cure for constipation than DR..
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, which anyone
ear obtain for so cents or 81 at drug
store. We all have constipation occa-
;ionally, and the sensible thing to do is
10 have q bottle OF this remedy always In the
house. You take it at night on retiring, tor
exam pie. and when you wake up In the morning
1t your usual hour it produces is results.
Your stomach instan tly becomes ugnter. your
head clearer. your eyes brighter, you feel active
and spry once again. your appetite mas re-
sasro and vigor. All this may not have taken
more than = dose or Two. at q cost not 70 exceed
Two or three cents. Can you af1Ord 70 feel DAD
when you can feel good for so littleI
DIR. Wilson Brown. OF Metropo15. Ill. mas no
hesitancy In saying that Dr. CaldwelPS Syrup
Pepsin il the greatest of all laxatives and he
frankly admits TO his patients that If they used
it When enc stomach liver or bowels got out of
order they would hare less Feed OF him. IL IS
without doubt the best cure for occasional or
.hronic constipation. dyspepsia. biliousness,
jaunaice sour stomach. lazy liver. hatulency,
diarrLea. and similar digestive ills in old or
young. 1t is thousand times better than salts
pleasant to the taste. does not gripe. and cures
permanently. .
GO TO your druggist and get q so cent or II
bottle and see TX our claims are not Justiheo-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
THE a.LA MONSTER.
Strange Ways OF This Dreaded and
Hard Citing Reptile.

OF some of the strange ways of the
giia monster. that little known crea-
ture of the southwestern deserts, a cor
respondent writes: Il have had some
experiences with ella monsters and
can state that. no matter what scien-
fists may claim, the ella monster is a
good thing to shun. Indians and Next
cans have a horror of it and fear
it more than rattesnake. / be-
lieve that the bite of the ella monster
IS dangerous because of the creature s
habit of eating lizards. bugs and ro-
dents and then lying on sand SO hot
that it blistcrs the hands and feet of
men. The heat causes the food to pu-
trefy in The stomach. evidenced by the
fact that the teeth are often covered
with feriaented. putrefied froth from
the food. \ Lite has the same effect as
the cut OF Gissecting knife used on a
cadaver-in other words, the inocula-
ton of deadly poison.
when I'll htered or angry he can
stubby tail is used in jumping, just as
a KANGAROO uses his tail. The ella mon
ster bites like a bulldog and has the
tenacity Of Il swapping turtle. 1 once
saw some men teasing ella monster
brought to Tucson. A string was tied
around his neck. The ella monster was
crawling around on the ground. trying
to get away. but was pulled back by
the string. This was carried on till the
creature became furious. The crowd
around the ella monster knew nothing
of his power to spring. Suddenly he
sprung up and bit man among the
crowd on the hand. leaping fully two
feet from the ground.
another instance. this of a man
whose chief object seems to have been
foolhariy display of fearlessness. He
was holding one of the monsters in his
hand by the back of it's neck, so It
could not bite him. He dropped his
hand to the side of his leg. The ella
monster shut his teeth down on his
heavy duck overalls. taking a double
piece out where the cloth folded as
quickly as pair of scissors could have
cut the fabric and as cleanly''-Chi-
cago News
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03

crutches; blood thin or skin pale.
skin itches and burns: shifting pains
bad breath; sciatic, lumbago. govt, etc
Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. 3D. will re
move every symptom, giving quick re
lief from the first dose, and Botanic
Blood Balm sends rich tingling fioot
or warm, rich. pure blood direct to tn.
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giving warmth and strength jus
where ii is needed. and in this wa,
making perfect. lasting cure of rheu
matjsm in all it's forms.
In order to prove to all who are suf
fering from this dangerous disease tina
Botanic Blood Balm will actually cure
any case of rheumatism quickly, nj
matter how long standing or how bad
we will send large sample by mai
free of all costs.
Botanic Blood Balm (B. B. 3D. f.
pleasant and safe to take. Compose,
of pure botanic ingredients. Price s
per large bottle. at drug stores or b.
EXPIRE IS. Sample free by writing
Blood Balm Co, Atlanta, Ga. Sold l.
Richmond. Ind, by Afford Drug Co
Ninth and Hsir streets
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03

The sons of men rule the world, but
the daughters of men govern ii through
them. 1t is woman who POUNDS society
in its artificial aspects. IL Is woman
who creates class distinctions and in.
sists on maintaining them. 1t is wo-
man who imbues man with desire to
emulate. who instills into him socia
ambition that inevitably brings in is
train the restless fever of acquisition
the madness of greed, the ambition for
power through financial success. 1t is
woman who is at once the social bul.
wark and the autoccat.-London Wo-
mans Life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
AmuSementS
Cutter Stock company-Gennett.

The coming of the Cutter Stock
company, opening at the Gennett next
Monday night for an indefinite run
has aroused more than usual interest
among the lovers of repertoire organi
cations as the posters promise many
new plays and added features.
w. G. Rozell, the tramp musician
and many new and up to the minute
specialties are promised between acts
thereby forming continuous perform
ahce.
Prices during the engagement have
been placed within the reach of all
namely 10 and 20 cents. with usual la
dies free tickets on Monday night. The
advance seat sale opens at the box of
flee Monday morning. The box office
will be open daily from a. M. until
y. M, excepting Sunday) There will
be 400 seats reserved at ten cents each,
and tickets may be secured for any
performance during the week. Mat
inees will be given Wednesday and Sat
urday at ten cents to any part of the
house.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
MRS. WARREN HOSTESS.
Mrs. Earl Warren Of Cincinnati, Was
The Guest of Honor.

Milton. Ind. July 3.-Mrs. II. w.
Warren entertained a company OF la.
dies Thursday afternoon in honor of
her visitor. Mrs. Earl Warren OF Gin.
cinnati.A guessing contest formed the
amusement. The guests were Mes
danes E. p. Jones. Hiram Crook, w. L.
Parkins, Ed Wilson, II. Il. Newman,
Harry North, j. o. Bragg. Henry Muel-
Ter. John Thurman. Morton Warren. r
c. Mccormick, John Brown. Mrs. ID. IL
Warren and Mrs. Mark Schissler Of
Richmond and Misses Nellie Jones'
Dora Wallace. Luella Newman. Carrie
Michael, Alice Beeson and Marie Ben.
ner. Dainty refreshments were serv-
ed. Favors of small flags were given.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
WITHOUT A CELEBRAT TON
However, Cambridge Will OBJ
serve the Fourth.

Cambridge City, Ind, July 3.-The
Fourth will be generally observed in
this city. almost every business house
being closed the entire day, excepting
the groceries, which will open a few
hours in the morning. 1t is probable
that large number will spend the day
bration held here. Several parties
will picnic at Jackson park and Swal-
lows grove.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1907-07-03
Merry-Go-Round Club.

Milton, Ind Mesdames Elwood
Beeson and Harry Manlove enter.
tanned the Merry-Go-Round Club and
their husbands at the home of the lat
ter, Saturday evening. Pedro was
played at six tables. The first prize
was awarded to Mrs. Daniel Sehuder
the all cut to William Wallace, and
the BOBBY to Miss Luella Newman
Mr.. and Mrs. William Wallace, Miss
Lucia Newman and Park Lantz were
the guests of the club. An elaborate
two-course luncheon was served by the
hostesSes.