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New-York tribune., 1907-05-19

oueens'9wn, May Is. oas m-umbria Bn New York
. Tor Liverpool (and proceeied) N'' NC" i''A
A"'TneIp May IL 2:30 m-kroonIand New York via
Bavte P may lS : p MA Bretasne orr. New York
,fau ,Sa,cetoHa May io-Holland (3r) New York
"a aaihla May li-Mombasa (Br) New York
Noio' May io--Alesa 0ier). New York via Manila
SAILED.
Liverpool May Victorian tBr). New York: Is In-
cania (sr) New York via Queenstown ~ ~
Southampton, May ls, LAS m-Ceitic tBr) New York
Via Cherbourg. - ~ No'A
chiistiansand May ls n nlUnited States DAM New
Havre May Is MA Lorraine CFr). New York
hamburg May 1S-Excelsior (C;er) York
Santos May l7-Eastern Prince (3r) New York
Naples, May l4-Ligura Utah. New York
Genoa, May l5-Regina dItalia utaD York
Kingston, JAM May liza Plata (Br) (from New yorx,
Colon barbados. etc, and SOUTHAMPTON: 18th ~.
- lBr). from Southampton. Barbados etc) New Yors
Movie May lS-Coiumbia tBr. Glasgow, Nsuv
London May lS-Mnnetonka (Br). New York
Cherbourg May Is, 1855 d m-Celtic tRrl I,ro,,
ampton). New York ~ Nou'h-
PASSED
scilly. May ls-Gute Hi Ger. New York for Hr.m.,
Butt OF Lewis. May lS-Oscar II Dan) New yorS a.
<,., hristiansand and Copenhagen. 80" A"'
NAY York ~ N'Ap'es Sos
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
OTHER MARKETs-BY TELEGRAPH.

Chicago Nav 1s-CATTIE-R Receipts. about 3Oo mar
k,t steady beeves AS: 81 S0lS5 4O heir-
es 81 So$ 4o calves 81 5ogs6 %: good prime steers
So 35s s6 is: poor 80: sockers and
feeders 60as5 Is HoGS-Reeeipts about IL OOo
FOR light shade higher steady; light
SO aoG$6 80: mixed SO 23S6 62s heavy sds6 rough
s69s6 49, pigs IS sois6 4o good 70 choice heavy 500
2O0 steady; native 81 508S6 20: Western 81 S
Is; yearlings S6aS6 CO. lambs SO 2Ss 75 Western
So 23Gss rs.
East Buffalo May ls-CATTLE steady. vEAI.s-Ra
ceipts 600 head: active lower s55xT IHOr-S,
Receipts, 400 head; active and shade higher: heavy
~ 60qS6 So Workers. and pigs S6 So roughs IS aS *
SNEER and LAABs-Rsespts. $500 head; sneep scttys I'VE
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
SHIPPING NEWS.
Port Of New York, Saturday, May 1s, 1907.
ARRIVED

Steamer Monroe Hulphers, Newport N.ws an, N,..r
70 the Old Dominion Ss Co. with passengers S
Left Quarantine 3:35 m e9 anu ihose
steamer Kansas City, Dreyer Savannah NAV 15 o., ,ho
6:05 a NAs
steamer Norden Danl. Vilandt. Guantanamo Nav G
the Bar $50 m S@eaa- arrived
Steamer Hampton CBr). Courtney Tenerfne MAY a .,
IL 80 17th). - tho iiT AT
steamer Amerika (Ger) Knuth. Hamburg Nav
sneiI ana She@Taourg @ 10 10 the Hamburg
at the Bar $50 m e' arrived
steamer Asuncion de Larrinaga (Br) Kramer R,r,
more May II, Barber & Co with mdse in ,ro,i
Left Quarantine . 30 m. " "si'
steamer a Phadelphia Mills SOUTHAMPTON and Cher
63 steerase passengers mails and mdse Arrived ar TIE
- s4e
Sandy Hook. May (9:3O D m)-Wind southwes,
moderate breeze. hazy.
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19

ana steady lambs slow I5c lower. lambs IS sossss
yearhngs. S7GsT 25.
Kansas City. May 1S.-CATTLE-Rsceipts 500 head
market steady; choice export beef steers
20 SogSe fair % good 81 25Gs5 4o Western FED stses
S4qs0 oO stockers and feeders So ToGS5 10: Soufhefn
steers So 5OSS 40 Southern sSGS3 rs: native GOV
y loSi 50; native heifers. IS 5oS5 10: bulls. - NS
VI oOs calves, So 50S5 20; receipts Svo
head HoCS-Iteceipts 1900 head market 2hc nsnsf s,
top SO STA bulk OF So 81 S6 40: heavy, 10
50 30; packers Sc 25aS6 40: light So $3.50 s7 pigs
50 2ogS6; receipts for the week $1,000 head
- 10. ewes and yearlings S. 75gSa 20: Westsrn a.
stockers and feeders s. Hssss so receipts sts sss -
e. 900 head.
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SAILED

Steamers FL Norte. New Orleans: Grenada (Br) Gre
naoa and Trinidad; America tfTr), Manra
Hata. Baltimore: El Dia. Galveston: CITY of 1olnmhms
Savannah; Finland Antwerp via Dover; ST Louis Soub
amp,on ana via plymouth and cherbourg; Campania Br)
burg via Plymouth and Cherbourg Peruga (r ierborn
ana Marsees: Caledonia tBr) Glasgow, Indiana titan
Naples and Genoa; Peninsular (Por Idsbon VIC yora
kon.g Albert Ger. Naples Genoa: Framaa,d 9pr
Norfolk Potomac (Bfl. Liverpool and Belfast. = iaid
S0T Gsye Newe9%sns China via Alsers etc: Maraeabo
g. Seguranch, Nassau. Guantanamo, etc: Ar.s IA,
toynes sergipe (Braz). Barbados. Para Babai stel.
algonquin Charleston and Jacksonville:
West and Galveston: Princess Anne Norfolk ana ~ ~
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
STEAMERS AT FOREIGN PORTS
ARRIVED.


Liverpool. May 17-Baltic (Br), New Yor, ,,,. o.
~, Town; 18TH. Seorgic (Er), New York 80 Sueehs-
riSiiloutn May is. 1O:0T m-NeW York Nen, vor,- -
cheroours and Southampton land proceedeS, i'h ior
Cherbourg. May IS nn-Grosser KIrfirst - =.
forh VIA Plymouth for Bremen (and proceedad,. .seW
PRsh m BIueheI & SGer) New York via Plymouth ,o o2
Rotterdam. May Is 10 a m-Nooraarn U,o,.h> ~
via Boulogne 'o'oip' New York
fiynouth. May Is. $40 a m-Bllcher Ger, N. :,
fos Chsroo0rs and Hamburg sand pgoceededi York
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
MAIL ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED,
Broadway, Sth and 9th Sts.
MIS-. YERkEs-MIzNER GETS DIVORCE.

An interlocutory decree OF divorce was granted
Friday by Justice Downg of the Supreme Court to
Mrs Mary Adelaide Miner, widow of Charles T.
Yerkes the builder Of the London subway, from
Wilson Miner They were married January 3d.
1906 a month after the death of her first husband
BY the terms of the decree. Mrs Miner receives
an absolute divorce and is permitted to resume her
former rame of Mary Adelaide Yerkes. The de-
cree was granted on the report OF Louis B. Has
brouck the referee appointed TO hear the evidence
in the case.
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
Annual Clearance Sale
Misses and Girls Apparel

MISSES TAlLoR-MADE SUITS, S975 to 59,s
Heretofore S165O to $3.50
MISSES JUNIOR SUITS. $3.50 to 1917
Heretofore s995 to 5000
MISSES SKIRTS. S295 to 11.e
Heretofore S495 to 1895
GIRLS REFERS. s3.95 to 12.5
Heretofore $3.50 to 1875
oHILDREN's COATS. s2.95 to 8.5
Heretofore S495 to 1880
GIRLS WOOL DRESSES, s2o5 to 11.9
Heretofore $3.50 to 17.5O
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
MARINE INTELLIGENCE.

MINIATURE ALMANAC.
Gun r,sss 4sl sun sets 712 Moon 1928 Moons
HIGH WATER.
AM-Sandy Hook --iGov. Island - Hell Gate -
PM-ssndy Hook 1924 Gov. Island 1922 Hell Gate 2:1b
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19

Hand Embroidered Linen, FaReta Silks and z= . o-
novelties, SSslO 10 ASsS
Former Prices $16.75 to 4750
PdIa Pn a da and a@fa @6 o ao s 5qsd models S295, 81
Choice F1oralEf Blacka g
Striped Tucked Models, Nts>
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
TRANSPAcIFIC MAILS.

destination and steamer
Japan Corea. China and Philippine
Islands (yia Seattle)-Riotun Marli.
HAWAII. Japan. Corea. China and Philip
pine Islands via San Francisco
yN1ousOad ..--.--....
Eawaii, Japan, Corea, China and Phil
sppibe Islands (Via San Francisco
nawsii via San Francisco,-Alameda
Hswsii, Guam and Philippine Islands
wa San Franciscc)-U S Transport
New-York tribune., 1907-05-19
Stern Brother
Imported Dress Goods

White Serges, for city,
country and seashore wear
Regular Price 81 so Yard
Black Wolfe, bright crisp fnish
for suits and separate skirts,
Regular Price $1.45 Yard
The Calhoun chronicle. [volume] (Grantsville, W. Va.) 1883-1984, 1907-12-10
Old soAKERs
Get Saturated with Caneine.

When a person has used coffee for
a number OF years and gradually de-
clined in health. It IS time the coffee
should be left of in order TO sec
whether or not that has been the
cause OF the trouble.
a lady in Huntsville, Ala. says she
used coffee for about 40 years. and
for the past 20 years has had severe
stomach trouble "I have been treat
ed by many physicians but all i'm
vain. Everything failed TO give re-
lief Was Frustrated for some time,
and came near dying. When re-
covered sufficiently 20 partake Of food
and drink / tried coffee again and IL
soured ON my stomach.
! finally concluded that coffee was
the cause OF my troubles and stopped
using it. tried tea i'm its place and
then milk but neither agreed with
me; then ] commenced using Postum,
had II properly made and It was very
pleasing TO the taste.
y have now used SC four months.
and my health is so greatly improved
that ] can cat almost anything want
and can sleep we'll, whereas. before,
] suffered for years with insomnia.
u have found the cause OF my trou-
bles and o way TO get rid Of them.
You can depend upon It ] appreciate
Postum" There's q Reason" Read
THE Road 70 Wellyllle," ~ pkgs,
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Murder in the Statistics.

a New York criminologist has fig
ured out the interesting ratio of one
TO one hundred as representing the
chance of encounterjng the full pen
atty of the law for committing muir.
der in the metropolis. He finds that
on an average $40 murders are com
mitted in New York annually; that
for these murders 65 arrests are
made, S3 persons are brought to trial
20 convictions result, and two of the
convicted murderers are sentenced To
death, while three other receive life
sentences. The number Of unsolved
murder cases since 1900 now foots up
more than 300. it appears from these
figures that the science of tracing
high criminals is not particularly well
cultivated in the police administra.
ton, while the proceedings of prose
cution are VIGOROUSLY ineffective to
convict and punish when the police
are convinced that they have the
criminal.-Providence Journal.
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Mermen and Mermalds.

Not many generations ago mer.
maids and mermen were believed in
implicitly Says the Aberd en- AL
manac of New Representations for
the Year 1888: "To conclude for this
year 1858. Near the place where the
famous Dee payeth his tribute to the
German ocean, If curious observers of
wonderful things in nature will be
pleased thither to resort on the 1. IA
and 20 of May and in divers other
times in the ensuing summer. as also
in the harvest time, to the 7 aud IA
October, they Will undoubtedly see a
pretty company of mar maids. crea.
lures of admirable beauty. and like
wise hear their charming, sweet. me-
lodious voices"
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FOOTBALL NOTES.

Tie Sunday football game idea in
Bumalo is proving a moneymaker for
"amateur" teams.
The football officials are in Just as
much need of practice to become eff
1icielt Is are the players.
Tackling dummies have fallen into
general disCavor this year. The Old
relics are being discarded.
Warner is working the Carlisle In
dams overtime. He is giving them
forty-minute scrimmages daily.
rad" Jones is playing his best
football for Yale this fall while How
ard Jones is one OF the most promis-
ing ends.
The Bishop of London. praisi2g
football at President Eliot's univer.
sity, has made himself solid with the
Harvard students.
McFadyen, the Exeter giant, has
not fulfilled the expectations of the
coaches down at Princeton. He
weighs go pounds
The Penn faculty finally has lifted
the ban from the last player on tho
ineligible" list, whom the coaches
Were anxious to get of.
Coach Hutchins, of the Wisconsin
team, has devised play in which the
whole line takes part, called the pin.
wheel. The hope is that it won't fizzld
out.
The seating capacity at Pratt Field,
Amherst, was greatly increased in an
ticipation OF the crowd for the Dart
| mouth game. The north stand is 200
feet longer than last year.
Stage. of Chicago. refused to allow
one OF his assistants to witness q
| game between Indiana and De Paw
on the ground that the Indiana
coaches would not have chance ia
| see Chicago in action before the teams
met. This is pure athletics done to
q turn.
The Colgate University football
eleven defeated the Rochester Univer.
sity team by a score OF Al 20 0.
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LABOR WORLD.

The Labor Temple Committee. OF
San Jose, Cal. has bought site.
The Cuban labor leaders have de-
cided not to call a general strike.
An organization of school janitors
is contemplated in Minneapolis, MINI.
The defeat of the furrier strikers
in New York City was due to lack OF
funds.
\ movement is on foot in Califor.
MIA to form State council of car
penters.
South Australia has United
Labor Party Band of musical per-
formers.
At the close of 1905 the building
trades in Germany had 90, 653 union
members.
Deputy National President Percy
Thomas. of the Photographers Union,
has resigned.
The report Of the Bureau OF Laoor
showed that the price of food has adj
vanced steadily.
An expert who has been compiling
data on strikes declares that the
greatest number OF strikes occur in
the building trades.
The establishment Of n home TO-
poCtcrs and the opening OF an insur
ance feature are recommended by the
Executive Committee.
The United Association of Plumb
ers, Gas Filters and Steam Filters, OF
Chicago. ILL.,, is urging a home for the
ageu and intirm of the trade.
The International Union of Ship.
wrights, Joiners and Carpenters. at
Bay City. Mich, elected McHugh
Kirk, of Elizg beth, n. j., president
The strike of the furriers against
the New York City Fur Manufactur-
ers' Association, and which went into
effect about a month ago, has been
declared Off.
Drug Clerks Local, of San Fran.
cisco, Cal, has received permission
TO become a State organization.
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A "cURE" FOR SWEARING.
The Penitent Scotsman Found His
Load a Heavy One.


Load a Heavy One.
a clergyman in Scotland observed
with much perturbation that a mem
Der of his congregation was greatly
given to the use of strong language.
Over and over again he demonstrated
with the man to give up the bad
habit. In time the man himself came
TO see the error of his ways, and de-
sired no less earnestly to break him
self of the use of bad language. The
difficulty. however, was to find a
method of doing So One day the
clergyman hit upon a happy thought.
Get bag" he said to the man,
"and every time YOU swear nut a
pebble into It, At the end of the
month YOU will bring that bag TO me.
u will count the pebbles and SEE what
The effect has BEEN" . 80, :
+ The man accepted the, idea, with
aiacrits@ lie got a. bag. and, religious
ly. every time ne swore what Mr.. Gil
bert in the "Pinafore" calls a,tt'big,
big d." he duly put a pebble into It.
AT the end of the month he went 10
the clergyman taking the bas with
MIN. 1T was not an easy task. for. as
any one might see the bag was very
full and very heavy. He went into
the clergyman's study and put the
bag on the table
The minister looked up with a seri.
Gus expression. This is very serious
my friend. ! am sorry to see you have
so many pebbles in the bag"
"Hoot. minister" exclaimed the
man. cheerfully; this is only the
'devil's'-the 'damns' are all at the
dikeside in another bag They were
over heavy TO bring up."-Excelsior.
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SKIN SORE FOR EIGHT YEARS
Spent $500 on Doctors and Remedies
But Got No Relief-Cuticura
Cures i'm "a Week.

Upon the limbs and between the toes
my skin was rough and sore, and also sore
under the arms. l had to stay at home
several times because of this affection. Up
to week or so ago had tried many other
remedies and several doctors, and spent
about thee hundred dollars, without any
success, but this is to-da. the seventh day
Jhat l have been using the Cuticura
Remedies Costing dollar and half
winch have cured me completely, so that
L can again attend to my business. l went
to work again tonight. had been suffer
ing for eight years and have now beer cured
by the Cuticura Remedies within a week.
Fritz Hirschlaf. "a Columbus Ave, New
York, N. Y. March 20 and April 6. 1905 {"
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PRETTY GIRLS ALL sTuPIp7
English Medical Editor Dares to
Make the Statement

According to the London Medical
Press and Circular the plain fact is
that the prettiest girls are notorious
ly the stupidest." Therefore, argues
the learned editor, the suggestion
that there be examinations for girls
before they become wives is stagger.
ing.
IT, he remarks. none but ugly
girls could get married. whatever re-
suit their ability might have on the
nature of their infants, it would not
be long before there were no types
or British beauty to tighten the bur
den OF the drab world"
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Snake MYTHS.

Snakes have no medicinal qualities.
and the following popular notions are
myths: That gals of snakes are an
antidote for snake bites: that their
oil is good for rheumatism, badness
and deafness; that wearing their
skins will cure rheumatism or stiff.
ness; that a snake heart, oil or blood
is good for consumption or other ills !;
that snake flesh should be eaten for
blood disorders; that a second bite
OF the snake in the same place will
cure or counteract the first bite; that
rattlers OF snakes are charms.
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$500 Per Day

cash, not promises-(8 hours
work. is the salary pay my
representatives. The work is
not hard-you can do it. Or
tell your best friend, if you
have not the time. / give ex-
elusive territory. For details
write
ATKINSON, 1924 Race St, Philadelphia
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Don't Wabble.

There is one sort OF man that there
is no place for in the universe, and
that is the wabbler-the man on the
fence, who never knows where he
stands, who is always slipping about
dreaming, apologizing, never daring
to take firm stand on anything
Everybody despises him. He is a
weakling. Better a thousand times
have the reputation of being eccen.
trio, peculiar and cranky than never
to stand for anything.-Success Maya
zine.
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cobbIers Use The Pine.

Cobblers are proyerbial smokers.
and the Syrian shoemaker IS no ex.
ception to the rule. lie. however.
smokes not a short pipe. but a long
stemmed hookah, while he works. 10
rs properly a slipper maker. and TO
his skill i'm handling leather he must
add q knowledge OF embroidery I'm or
der that he may decorate with color
ed silks and bullion thc gorgeous
foOtgear of his feminine customers.
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HoW's This?

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
Tor any case of C0tarrh that cannot be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. d; CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
we, the undersigned, have known f. }.
Cheney for the last Is wears. md heEeye
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by his firm.
WALDrNG. klNNAN 4 MARVIN. Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo, o..
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally. net.
ing directly upon the blood and mucuous sur.
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold hy all Druggists
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
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The Emergency Casc.

While on the march in India the
pioneer corporal of a famous Irish
regiment went to the quartermaster
for loan Of a camel to carry a spare
tent, but the quartermaster refused.
81 have only the cart, and this spare
camel ] am keeping for case OF
emergency"
The corporal said. Cant you put
the case Of emergency on the cart,
and let me have the camel2"-From
judges Library,
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IT TASTES LUST THE SAME

you say you were I'm the saloon
at the time of the assault referred
to in the complaint" asked the law
yer.
II was, sir"
did you take cognizance of the
barkeeper at the timer"
Il don't know what he called It,
but took what the rest did. Lip
pincotts.
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the kidney secretions were badly dis
ordered. / was completely worn out
and discouraged when l began using
Doan's Kidney Pills, but they went
right to the cause OF the trouble and
did their work well. l have been
feeling well ever since"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co, Buffalo, NY.
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THE $500 KIND.

"Ah, that's pretty" said Mrs.
Shocks, looking over a number OF
architectural designs. What is
that"
That" said the architect, lis a
ffteeD-hundred dollar bungalow"
What will 1t cost to build it,"
asked Mrs. Shocks.
About S80OO," said the architect.
Judge.
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HORRIBLE EXAMPLE

MY dear said Mrs Strongmind.
II want you to accompany mo TO the
town hall tomorrow evening"
What for?" queried the meek and
iowly other half of the combine
~ am to lecture on the Dark Side
Of Married Life " explained Mrs. S..
"and I want you to sit on the plat
form and pose as one OF the illustra-
ton" Chicago News.
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Valid Reasons Found.

With the announcement that the
air IL miles above the surface of the
earth has temperature of about 100
degrees below zero in the latitude of
New York. valid argument in favor
OF placing limit upon the height of
buildings in Manhattan has finally
been found.-New York Tribune.
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The milk pail is kept free from
stsleness, sliminess and sickness if
IL IS washed with Borax and water in
the following proportions-one table
spoonful 10 a quart of water.
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0O Mule
~O Team
BORAX
All Dealers. sample, Booklet and Parlor gam
'Whiz, "lOc PacincCOnst Bora H Co., New orI
An Old Church.

The Pilgrim Congregational Church
near London. founded in 1916. is the
oldest of the denominations in the
empire, and it was from this that the
London contingent of the men Of the
Mayfiower was recruited. AZ
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WILLING TO EXPERIMENT.

Water the garden, Johnny; the
sun is baking it all up"
why not let it alone and then
we can raise crop of baked beans"
Nashville American.
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A WEIGH OFF.

Il want to get pair of scales, >"
remarked the customer. Have you
the ambuscade make?"
What's the Ambassador" inquired
the clerk.
We'll" returned the customer, Il
am given to understand that they're
the kind which lie in weight. From
the Bohemian.
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THE CRUCIAL QUESTION.

II would die for you!" he ex-
claimed, passionately.
Yes" replied the practical girl;
but would you take out life insur-
ance first?"-Somerville Journal.
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for five months in a
hospital l was dis
charged as incura-
bic, and given only
six months to live.
My heart was affect
ed, l had smother
ing spells and some
times fell uncon-
scious. 1 got so l
couldn't use my
arms, my eyesight
was impaired and
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The Value Of Ridicule.

"a man. said Or. Johnson, Should
pa "a part Of his time with the
laughers. by which means anything
ridiculous or particular about him
might be presented TO his view and
corrected"
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HOW Gould HEP

Binks-"Does strong coffee keep
you awaken"
Jinks-"How do 1 know? I board. 4"
-Somerville Journal.
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GRIM PLEASURE.

Knicker-"Wall Street is a sordid
place"
Poet-"Yes; but still it is a con-
ISOLATION to watch all that tape go
into the waste-basket, just like
poems. From Judge.
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AND THEN THEY KISSED.

my face is my fortune, SIR" said
the pretty summer girl.
And mine is. too" said the hand
some summer man. Let us put our
fortunes together. "-Lippincotts s.
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GIVE HIM TIME.

They say his wife has money"
well, that isn't his fault They've
been married only a short time."-
London Opinion.