Cañon City record., 1907-04-25
Street Talk

to be and live.
When a man laughs boisterously at
a joke he tells, his hearers are never
much amused.
There is a sweetness in a woman's
smile at dry goods store that her
husband never sees.
What has become of the old fash
ioned man who had his picture taken
while reading book?
A woman who does great deal of
housework has trot that can be ac-
quired in no other way.
Occasionally dog lives to such an
old age it becomes deaf. but its voice
stays with it to the end.
Speaking of something for nothing:
1t costs nothing to be polite and agree
able, and it pays dividends.
Every clerk is firmly convinced that
the store which employs him would
lose lot of trade if he quit.
Dave Robson has the formula for
the "brainstorm cocktail" mentioned
in this column the other day.
1t so often happens that man
doesn't care to save money before he
gets married, and afterwards he can't.
When some people speak of get
ting back to nature" it simply means
they are figuring on loafing for awhile.
A father usually likes his daughters
better than his sons because his
daughters are longer in finding him
out.
1t can at least be said for the Teddy
bear that it didn't stay. with us like
the souvenir post card and white
shoes.
Old people look more ashamed than
young people; probably a result of
long experience with themselves and
others.
When there is company in the house
members of the family begin to say
Good morning" TO each other at
breakfast.
When real old fashioned people get
sick they are so considerate of the
doctor they will not let him be called
before morning.
A Wise Man gives this tip: You
can please a woman by asking her
advice; and you can please yourself
about taking it."
Every bride and groom should have
their pictures taken together; such
pictures will afford their grandchil-
dren lot of amusement.
little girl was quarreling with her
brother. You aggravate me so much"
she said, that l will have no patience
left for my own children"
!, Secretary Taft may soon find it de-
sirable to trade his overcrowded wag-
on for something on the style OF
Rio Grande observation car.
They tell of Canon man SO music
hungry that he hangs around outside
the Methodist church every Friday
night when the choir practices.
If the governor signs the barber
bill, John Brills friends are going to
ask that he be made the Democratic
member of the examining board.
Canon father says he will give
any doctor in town thousand dollars
if he can cure his daughter of her in
fatuation for certain worthless man.
There is one good thing about dog;
he always acts like a dog. He is not
a hypocrite. He does not make lot
of pretenses that he is better than he
really is.
The ''Brainstorm cocktail" Is a late
one over at the Heights. All cocktails
come under this head, by the way.
also all the other drinks sold over
the bar.
are separated, has a new set of par
ents coming on. Her father is expect
ing to marry again and her mother is
engaged"
Don't worry; just wait. It'll come
out all right yet. Colonel Belts cop
per mine in the Red Gulch will fur
nish work if the fruit crop is destroy
ed; but it is not. Not yet.
After woman reaches certain
age, the pencil marks on the calendar
indicating when the hens are coming
off" are more important than the red
numbers which mark the holidays.
young woman who works down
town complained yesterday because
her steady failed to put in his appear
ance Sunday. When it was suggested