The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-05-30
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boa. yonr teHp@f. oaSipeDed 'be old
aeaas. Why noa' Whoa The goi'
would destroy they hri make mad
Il rayyott yos feel ssies siDee ih'
rrrs food Laws have been psasei' No
The oaiy difference IL that ~ order y
en,oy az dinner ! have 10 be careful
" syosd reading ths Labels
n yoa sbouia asasa an I'D beaa
ard be tboaA squeeze .csr hand. Mrs
Runaef should b. angry Bot (
be should no4i ! should be disAp
r,osn,cd.
TIE LayfaAa- Even 700 minister
rrv pss Shove prsGiiBg by other pco
ple's mistakes. The ClergymAn--ob
my dear siri The layman- Wen, yo'
seoep, fee for marrying people, don'l
you'
--silAs Yc.As. Zeko Grossly popped
ths question 10 Sue WheAily lasi night
zsss Is an feet seven and Sue Is sil
fee, three. Cyrus That sof WAL. !
reckon you'd call iha, long engage
meni.
Did you say quinine in i, sirf Yes.
The doctor rays am 10 take quinine
Ia all tho whisky drunk. But won'i
quinine be injurious such large
qaanusies'
That young doctor hasn't been To-
Gated 10 our town very long but he's
very friendly. Yes; be believes IN
reciprocity. He makes acquaintance
10 the hope thai his acquaintance will
make him.
Surely you're not going 20 give up
your cory iit,le fat Have 10 by the
doctors orders. He insists that every
morning when rise must stand per
feeily cree, and expand my chest q
doncn times or so.
Il suppose. said Miss passay 10 her
one time neighbor, my old friends are
remarking that Pm not married yeti
Not exactly. replied Miss Brute. When
they speak Of you they invariably re-
mark thai you never married.
- Anxious Mother How do you
know that young man il in love with
youi Has he told you sol Pretty
Daughter-No, mamma; but | know
he is from the way be looks at me when
! atm mob looking a. him.
Mr.. Wappleson, said Mrs. Oldcas.
te, has bear, OF gold. Dear me, re-
Piled her hostess, is that sol ! knew
bed 20, hurt in the army so he Ind
10 have silver plate In his jaw, but
I'D never heard about the other,
Farmer Korntop-Ain't ye goin 10
send yer boy TO eollege' Farmer Rich
No; faint necessary now. Farmer
korntop-Bu. ye said ye wuz goin' ter
put him through college. Farmer
kich-Yes, but he's learned TO smoke
cigarettes without 1t.
"A prominent Washington business
man WAS showing bis country cousin
the sights Of the city and pointing out
the homes of the foreign representa-
tiyes, Look, John. That is the home
OF the British minister. Is that sol
answered the cousin. What demon
inationi
--Governess lin smart set family -
Why, how loving your children arel
Such affection between brother and
sister is delightful TO see. Give
Yes'm. We're playing grown-ups.
I'm the husband and Barbara she's the
maid.
What bright little thing! exclaim-
ell the society woman, patronaingly
cooling q, baby out for an airing in
thc park. Whose little one is thisi
Yours, ma'am, replied the nurse. I'm
che new nurse that KEN yistherd'y.
A rather poor family Unexpectedly
came into possession OF fortune.
They purchased large farm with
hens, cows and pigs. One day the lit
Gle daughter of the family was showing
a visitor about the place. Do your
hens lay many cggs' he inquired in
terestingly. Oh, they can, was the
naughty reply, but in our new position
they don't have 10.
1t IL said that French painter one
day visited the salon in Paris in com.
pany with friend who was a member
of the committee OF selection and who
had been instrumental in securing the
acceptance OF the painters work
When the artist came near his picture
he exclaimed, Good gracious, your
exhibiting my picture wrong side up
Hush was the reply. The committee
refused il the other way.
When Chappie goi up the other
morning he wandered around bis apart
ments in his pretty pink pajsmas, the
very picture OF woe. What's the mat.
Ter, sir' inquired his valet, don't
know, Alphonse, he groaned; passed
most unhappy night, Alphonse look
Ell him over carefully. Oh. sir, he ex.
claimed, ] know what was the natter
The trouserines of your paiamas were
no, creased. You must be more care
full, sir. Those had prepared for you
were hanging across the foot Of the
bed.
1--WE gone every day this week,
sighed little Mrs, Wallace, TO look at
perfect love OF ha, iu Smiths win
dow. Such darling white chiffon sf-
fair, Edward. with great big punches
Of perfectly exquisite white roses and
such heavenly laeel But the price
well, wanted il tremendously, but
just oouldn', afford 10 buy il. Per
hsps-Yoa're dear. but. alas There
isn't any perhaps. Edward. paid