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Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18
The Ga.

He couldn't start the morning fire;
The pressure was too low;
He struck a score of matches and
The blamed thing wouldn't go.
At noon, his wife the trouble had;
His luncheon he ate cold;
The blooming gas was all but gone
Almost as scarce as gold.
At dinner time, he counted on
A, nice hot tempting meal;
But when he tried the gas. there was
No heat that you could feel.
He wanted water for his shave,
And eke to take his tub;
The heater worked so did the air,
The gas? There was the rub.
"Ah, we'll" he sighed, there's one thing
sure,
I'll pay gas bills no more!'
He got his little dun all right;
Twas double that of yore!
w. II. c.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

Every report from the Jamaica
earthquake shows a worse condition of
affairs. AS winter resort its days are
past,
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

Spokane Wash, usually has rainy
weather, but it is zero there. You can
get there in two days if you don't care
for this sort of winter.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

The council has officially begun to
probe the gas question, Let us hope
that it will get an answer before sum
mer comes again.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

About one more good missionary tour
and Long Beach will be as anxious Tor
consolidation as is San Pedro.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

AS to Old Sol, it may be advisable TO
couple him with that character in
Dickens, of whom it was said: There
amt no sich pusson."
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

SO ii seems after all, that the Har-
riman bunch has pulled the wool over
the city in those tunnel franchises.
What else did anyone expect?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

The middle west is covered with a
blanket of ice and snow. If YOU don't
like this weather you might go there
and freeze to death.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

All that is needed to add to the mis-
cry is a failure of the electric lights
about town.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

Yes. Behymer had a concert billed
for last night. That accounts Tor the
downpour
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

It must be a pretty bad legislature
when Governor Gillett has to re-
pudiate it.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

The gasless stove, it may be added,
is not blamable on Mr.. Burbank along
with all the other LESS" inventions.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

If it is any satisfaction it may be
mentioned that there can be no frost
while the rains keep up.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

Isn't it going little too strong when
the gas company asphyXiates It's own
employees?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

If YOU don't like this weather go to-
Havre, Mont, where it is "a below
zero.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

San Pedros coming in becomes more
of a certainty every day.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

OF course it's raining; there's g
circus about to open at Venice.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

retary Shaw presented with his COM
pliments, Build for the future-build
1,fe,u
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18
WHY my LADY" REALLY SHINES THIS WINTER

Dainty Slippers
Brilliant spaneles
Front KansasC Clty star
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18
Population Of Los Angeles. Isl, 463

The Swami has been swatted.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

Everything you want you will find In
the classified page-a modern encyclo-
pedia. One cent word.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18
Pl-LineS and Pick-UpS
Where's the sl,na

don't believe there Is a sun.
I never see Il shine;
one reads about IT, off and on.
But eyes give proof to mine.
IL there's sun behind these clouds
Why has It never shone?
instead, the rain falls all the time.
The while the breezes moan.
Ferhaps you're telling me the truth.
There is a sun, maybe:
nut from Missouri I have come
credit what I see.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18
Only the Necessities

Plus ziezlmeier made a trip to Lit
tlefork Sunday for provisions. but
failed to find any Same old story
each year, the merchants say that they
are all out of flour, meat, butter. etc
but have an abundant supply of tooth
picks and other necessary articles
international Falls (Minn.) Press.
There'd be lots more fool killers if
suicide were not a crime.
An Illinois judge says the whisky
jug Is deadly Full or empty?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

,,,tior IN mas so q new shah, new consti-
make the u n'osi SvV new widows Which will
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

od me a. Hon. j. f. Onion has been elect
tears congress from Texas, and many
tears How accordingly. "S
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

b,s ne editor Of a Michigan paper opens
sbo~,sei ice zee, with prayers. Next. the
III VIII De closing IL with swears.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

acting. Some critics put Il In the first
rank. others in the second. Now, how
would you designate It?
The Riyal-I2 OH I'd simply designate
II as rank
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

HAD BLOWN HIMSELF.
First Soubrette-The proof of the pud-
ding is in the eating
Second Soubrette-Thats right. The
supper l had after the show last night
showed what pudding Cholly is.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18
An ApoIoov

An apology
Charles Carter finds fauit r,,.,. -
statement In last weeks na,,or tt,a ~ VuI
was drunk, ETC., when no aio sl,a, ne
razor at Carl johnson, CUTTING HE oao
and that 1t was all done wlthn,,t a.'
tending to do harm. or sometime 70
that effect. We understand he WASN'T
real drunk. But If he did IL all yyttht
out any malicious intent II would only
change the character of the state IN.
stitution he ought to be sent To Wee,
Lafayette (O) Indicator.
A New York suicide left n note sav-
ing that life was only a rarebit dream
SO 1T is, in New York.
Palm-When do we realize this hirb-
er life? i'ieh IL
Pepper-why, amt everything high
er right now?
Even death loves a shining ,nart
but no one loves the easy mark
Bostons mayor has misuuoted Em-
erson in speech, and Beantown has
repudiated him. S
Orange--Does that parrot talk weI,o
Lemon-Sure; uses nothing but molly
syllables. H''
~ would be easy to economize In or
der to get married If economy ceased
then. But
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

Very. necessary it is to shine IL you
would be a belle of the ball.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-01-18

Even death loves a shining mark.
but no one loves the easy mark.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
CATTLE PERISH IN NORTH
Loss Of Cattle From the Fierce Biz.
yards Which Have Ragged over
Western Canada Will Be the
Greatest Ever Known.

Medicine Hat, ASST, Feb. 26.-Nev-
er before in the history of Western
Canada have the cattle raisers OF
this district suffered such terrible
losses as during the fierce billiards
which have ragged this winter through
out Assiniboia and Alberta. The oX-
tent of the losses cannot be known
until spring, but il is believed that
many thousands of head of cattle
have perished. In the vicinity of Med
icine Hat blizzard has followed bliz-
zard in quick succession and the cattle
men have been wholly unable to care
for their herds. The stock drift with
the wind and snow, hurled across the
plains at 4 velocity almost incredible.
Throughout the winter traffic on the
Canadian Pacific has been demoral-
lied and the branch lines to northern
Alberta and Saskatchewan have at
times been wholly abandoned The
problems of fuel, which at times al
most became tragedy, has been par
TALLY solved and there is little pIuba-
bility of further suffering this winter
on that account The snowfall still
continues with a few intermissions
and the wind at times reaches a veloc-
ity of sixty miles or more an hour.
When the ranchers take account of
stock in the spring it is likely that
many will find themselves poverty
stricken through their losses of the
past winter.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

We offer one Hundred Dollars Re
ward for any case of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure.
+. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. q.
We. the undersigned. have known
F. j. Cheney for the last fifteen years
and believe him perfectly honorable
In all business transactions and fina.
cially able TO carry out any obligations
made by his firm.
WALDING, KINNAN q MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo o..
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces Of the system
Testimonials sent free Price 75 cents
per bottle. Sold by all druggists
Take Halls Family pills for CON
stipation.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
SINGER PREVENTS PANIC.
Panic in Chicago Opera House Caus.
ed by Fire Under the Stage Was
Gained by Girl Singing "Star"
Spangled Banner"

Chicago. Feb. ga panic in the
auditorium here during the perform.
ance of the grand opera tonight was
averted by the presence of mind OF
Miss Alice Nelson. who was singing
the prima donna role. A small blaze
underneath the stage caused the
stage manager to order the steel fire
curtain lowered. The sight of the
barrier and the smell of smoke
brought the audience of over 1000
people to their feet in alarm The
rush for the exits had already begun
when Miss Nelson rushed 70 The
front of the stage and requested the
orchestra to play "The Star Spangled
Banner"
HeS voice rose over the tumult
and stilled the panic before she had
finished the first verse. Then the cur.
tain was raised, a fireman appeared
on the stage and assured the audi.
ence and the opera was resumed.
During the confusion some one en-.
tered the dressing room of NJ. Con.
stantine, leading tenor of the San
Carlos Opera company, and stole a
diamond pin which had been present
ed to him by the King of Spain. The
trinket was valued at several thous
and dollars.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Sour
Stomach

No appetite. loss Of strength, nervous
nesa. headache, constipation. bad breath.
general debility. sour risings. and catsrrh
OF the stomach are all due to indigestion.
Kodol relieves indigestion. This new discov-
cry represents the natural juices OF diges-
tion as they exist in healthy stomach.
combined with the greatest known tonic
and reconstructive properties. Kodol for
dyspepsia does not only relieve indigestion
and dyspepsia. but this famous remedy
helps all stomach troubles by cleansing.
purifying. swee.enlng and Strengthening
the mucous membranes lining the stomach.
Mr.. S. S. Ball. Of Rsyenswood. W. Va. says
" was troubled with sour stomach for twenty years
kodol cured me and We are now using II In milk
for baby"
Kodol Disests What You Eat.
Bottles only. Relieves Indigestion. sour stomach
belching Of gas, etc.
Prepared by E. o. psWITr & CO.. CHICAGO.
Sold by Hoffman Drug Co.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Bareback Rider Who Was Killed
During a Performance Recently.

odl WIN was NlllCI
During Performance Recently.
Ardmoreite Special.
Washington, Feb. 26.-lt has de
veloped that a, Oscar Smith, the
bareback rider who was killed dur.
ing the performance of a Wild West
show at San Antonio, Texas, was a
friend Of President Roosevelt, hay
ing been one of the plainsmen who
the president on his ia
nous bear hunt in Colorado. The boy
became a great favorite with the
chief executive, who urged him to
pay visit to the White House when
he came to Washington.
The president was greatly shocwed
at the tragic death OF Smith, who
was killed while performing dar-
ing feat on the back OF a diving
horse, which plunged off a forty foot
platform into a tank of water.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

The editor OF the Memphis, Tenn,
Times" writes: 'In my opinion Fo'
ey's Honey and Tar is the best rem,
edy for coughs, colds and lung trou-
BILE, and to my own personal knowl.
edge Foley's Honey and Tar has ac.
complished many permanent cures
that have been little short OF marvel.
GUS" Refuse any but the genuine in
the yellow package. Hoffman Drug
Co, and City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
NOTICE..

From and after this date all Bank
ruptcy notices will be charged at the
legal rate and payment is required
in advance or else some responsible
individual must assume personal re-
sponsibiity for the payment.
ARDMORElTE PUB. CO.
January II, 1907.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
SOLID TRAINLoAD OF sWEDEs.
They Came From the North to Make
Their Homes in Texas.

Their Homes in Texas.
San Antonio, Texas, Feb. 25.-A sol
id train of Swede agriculturists from
Minnesota, Iowa and the Dakotas ar
rived in this city yesterday and will
settle in various portions of South
west Texas. 1t is stated that every
one has sufficient money to purchase
home FOR cash and that they are
here for that purpose.
This is the first invasion of South
west Texas by this class of immi-
grants, who are conceded to be
among the most satisfactory of all
agricultural colonists. They are said
to be tired of the short season of the
Northwest, with its one crop, and
have decided TO come to Texas, where
they can diversity and work the en-.
tire year This train of Swedes is to
be followed by many more.
s. G. Langston, general land AMI
immigration agent of the Missouri
Kansas and Texas system, is here
from st. Louis to help locate oolonists.
He says:
These Swedes have the money in
their pockets to pay for their homes
and they are here for that purpose,
The Swedes mean business and Texas
can do no better than to encourage
their coming. expect thousands of
substantial farmers to follow these
and they will turn the great SO ltf
west into a garden"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Too Much for Tim.

A young lady of a neighboring city
went to an El Reno dry goods store
the other day and blushingly asked
the young clerk If he had any of
those elastic bands, capable of being
elongated and adjusted at pleasure
and used by the feminine portion of
mankind for putting around the low
er extremetiea )of their locomotive
members to keep in the proper po-
sition and the required altitude habil-
iments of their tibia"
The clerk is now wandering on the
face of the earth.-EXchange
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Farmers Loan and Security Company.
(Ineorporated.l

Wants an experienced man in the de-
partment for the purchase and sale of
bonds, stocks and mortgaged securi.
ties. G. II. SMITH,
President.
Box CSC, Ardmore, |. T. 20-7t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

Foley's Honey and Tar cures la
grippe coughs and prevents pneumo-
mia. Refuse any but the genuine in
the yellow package. Hoffman Drug
Co., and City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
WHOLESALE PRODUCE MARKET.
Quotations Furnished by the Empire
Produce Company.)

The wholesale produce market
seems to be holding well on all classes
of produce except and for this class
a generally weaker tone prevails with
prices showing a decline of 2 cents in
the last few days.
The chicken markets seem to be
stronger for all classes of stuff except
for roostcrs and on this branch of the
poultry trade there is hardly ever de-
mand. Turkeys are holding up well
In price and in fairly good demand.
with some call for geese. Ducks al
ways find ready sale with prices
quoted at nominally steady figures.
The following are the quotations.:
Fresh Eggs, per dozen ....... .1sc
Butter, average country. ..........
Butter, Packing stock. k............ .15c
Live Poultry.
Spring chickens, per doz. S225
Hens, per pound, TIC
Roosters. each ................ 1Oc
Tom turkeys, per pound .SRc
Hen turkeys. per pound .........Shc
Small turkeys. per pound. sc
Ducks, per pound ............... 7c
Geese. per pound ............ &c
Gull poultry, half price.
Hides.
Green, salt cured, per pound. $40
Green, per pound ..S1sc
Dry, per pound .............7 to l5c
Glue. per pound .............. &c
Every man is destined IN do some
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

Piles of people have Piles. Why
suffer from piles when you can use
DeWitts Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve and get relief. Sold by Hoff.
man Drug Company.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

Foley's Honey and Tar cures the
most obstinate coughs and expels the
cold from the system as it is mildly
laxative. II Is guaranteed. The gen.
uine Is in the yellow package. Hoff-
man Drug Co., and City Drug Store.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Chense.
Wisconsin Full

Long Horns Wisconsin Full
cream '.''''.......... .lSt2
Daisies Wisconsin Full Cream ...lSB
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Canned Means.

II pound Vienna Sausage. ..... 30
4 pound assorted meat. ......... 50
! pound corned beef 1.35
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Canned Goods.

Y. F. Peaches (stlpdard .... ...S!75
Y. f. Peaches (high grade). .... 2G5
w. II. Peaches (standard) ..... So
w. II. Peaches (high grade) .... 1885
w. II. Peaches (high grade) 80. $50
pound Kraut (high grade) 80. LOS
pound Pumpkin (high grade).. 30
pound Tomatoes (high grade).. Las
pound Tomatoes tstandard) -. 1.3O
2 pound corn (high grade). 80. 1.10
2 pound corn (standard) ........ 80
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Cocoanut.
Cereals.
Catsup.

Plnts choicest ................S $3.50
Standard, doz, per doz....... LIS
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

a god housekeeper keeps her ket-
i tie and temper from boiling over.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

Try a Universal Coffee Percolator.
1t is the only way to make good
healthy coffee. For sale at Stevens.
Kennerly & Spragins Co. 22-6t
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
LOCAL WHOLESALE MARKETS.
Green Apples.

Choice, per box .s1S5
Fancy, per box ............... l.50
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Coffee.

ArDuckle ......... ............$16.3
Standard bulk roasted coffees ..14lh
Peaberry Roasted ......,......17k
African Java ........ 80. .,..l5lb
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Nuts.
Seed Potatoes.

Onion Sets, red and yellow, Dbl. s725
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Salmon,
Dried Fruits.
Jerfy.

10 pound pals ................ .3S
o pound crates, per dozen. $3.50
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Molasses.

Tennessee Sorghum ..............32
Corn Syrup ................... 80
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
LOCAL WHOLESALE MARKETS
WHOLESALE FRUIT MARKET.

Furnished by
The oawsonWhitheld Fruit Co., Ard.
more, Okla.
Apples in Barrels.
Ben Davis ........ sion
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26

Every man is destined to do some
thing worth while.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
WAS FRIEND OF ROOSEVELT.

Label your own work.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
PHYSICIANS.
DR.. c. L. McCANN.

Ofice. Stong Building over w. M.
Hills store. Telephone; Office 622.
Residence 6S3.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Beans.

No. l Lady Washingtons ...... a.
NO l Llmas .................... Gl2c
No. l Blackeyes ...............6I,c
NO. Pinks ................. &c
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Candy.

Standard Stick .................TBc
Standard Mixed ................ &c
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1907-02-26
Apples in Boxes

Zen DAVIS ''.''.....'......".."1.S5
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Lard, basis.
Meat.
Macaroni.

Maearonl.
25 pound ................... TIC
Bisbee daily review., 1907-08-09
BRENT JEWELS ARE
 ADVERTISED FOR SALE
Diamonds Awarded to Govern ment Will Be Sold at AuC-
 ton in Tucson Monday.
Special to Review.)

AopCSAdl lD hCNltN-J
 TOMBSTONE, Aug. S.-UnIess the attorneys for Mrs Fannie Brent get a move on themselves and perfect their appeal in the case to the Su- preme Court, they stand a chance to lose all the interest of their client in the 5000 worth of diamonds and the gold bracelet that was awarded to the United States government at the recent session of the United States court The jeweIry is at present in the possession of the United States marshal and has been advertised to be sold on Monday next in Tucson at public auction.
 It will be remembered that Mrs. Brent forfeited 5000 worth of jew elry that she bought in Mexico and brought across the line. She says that while she was visiting friends in No gales six week ago, and while on the Mexican side of the line seeing the country, she purchased a number of diamonds amounting to $1 800 Mexi- can money. These diamonds she failed to enter upon crossing the line to the American side and several days later they were taken away from her by the customs officials.
 Mrs. Brent's intention, so she states, upon purchasing the jewels was to take them home with her when she returned to Moctezuma and by failing to enter them sine became involved in considerable unnecessary trouble.
 She continues to insist that all that was necessary for her to do was to have made sworn statement to the officials when crossing the line that she did not intend to keep the dia- monds in this country but would take them with her when she returned to her home By doing so she would have escaped paying duty and they would not have been taken from her. The customs authorities at the port through which she would leave the country which would be Douglas, and if when she appeared there the
Bisbee daily review., 1907-08-09
HORSE BREAKS RIDERS LEG.

Yesterday afternoon about 3 o,ciocA Andrew Imel, employed by the Bisbee
 Arizona Gold and Copper Mining co, met with a painful accident when ms horse fell on the trick pavement on Railroad Avenr.', inning him to the ground in S, ; : gSy ulat nls Fish. leg was brOk Ecrses snoes nao beer worn. al 'e- was riding him to the blacksn. i 4Iap to have new ones put on. O. -I!s = 3isbee lm- provement Compsrz5 building the animal shied a Httl3 and clipped tau- ing to the ground or te.. - ...s rider who could not get his foot cat Of the stirrup. When Imel was picked up he was taken to the Calumet & Arizona dispensary, where an examination dis closed the fact that his les had been broken. He was otherwise uuin1ured.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-08-09
OFFICERS. START FOR COAST.

Having made arrangements Tor their regular summer vacations, ssy- eral of the local peace officers were passengers outbound yesterday morn ing for Los Angeles, from which point they expect to make trips in various directions. returning to the district on the conclusion of their leaves Of absence. Constable D. E.. Twomey ex- poets to spend about week in Los Angeles, and will then travel north ward through the Golden State. eputy United States Marshal Foster will spend most of his vacation at the coast resorts in the southern portion of the state. Sheriff Jack White. who left day or two ago, will spend his leave in Los Angeles. Others who made the trip were Thomas Nicholson. R. L. Davis. J. J. OLaughlin and City Engineer McNeish.