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Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
NOTICE

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 THE BISBEE DAILY REVIEW
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04

Muidoon, the mea1e-, appears to have operated upon Secretary Root with entire satisfaction. Bully fer Mc'dcon. =.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04

Judge Gary of the steel. trust Is pro gressing- He has got to the point of noticing the public.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
Humor sas Philosophy
 By DUNCAN N. sn.rH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Sometimes women have been known to hold their tongues-the. sensation is so novel.
 Joy is every Where--but es rule has a sign Keep of the grass"
 The beautiful beyond is probably beautiful because 1t is beyond
 Those who trust us take long chances and short security.
 Undesirsbility of dogs life depends on the dog.
 It is necessary to have motive be- fore a man can be much of motor.
 It Is well to remember that the fu. ture is always near relation to the past.
 Some people can spend money and waste time at the same time-they are those who have 1t
 Most spare moments are as lean as their title indicates.
 The fellow who makes a big spread may be said to lack concentration.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
ORDINANCE NO. 1,7.

An Ordinance Authorizing the Mayer of the city of 6isbee to Enter Ad- ditionai Ground, or Territory with
 iH the { City of Bisbee for Patent
 from the United States in Trust for the Use kand Benefit of the oecu- pants Thereof. zs tg
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
Er,.,.;>,. I;..-.,ur.

Expensive Literature. "She knows her husband like a book" a' Indeed! What bookT' "Check book"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04

Whether he Is ever elected or rot, Mr- Taft Is managing to have good time as candidate
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
No Quarrel There.

z No Quarrel There. ' 'I like my own way" tf# ''So do l. That's what is SO nice about you"
 "What:"
 Your way" -.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
Ought to os. Them

Ou9nt 70 Set tncrn. we are troubled with water rats" Why aot pursue them with cai boat"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
Thn Qnlx Mn

How do you manage to keep e maid s,c wellY
 "By always letting her go."
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
Correct.
When He Makes a Touch

When He Makes Touch. ''That man hasa striking figure Where is one thing that don't like about it, though" What is that?" sf7 Tt is too high.H
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04

Sufficient. An artist draws a picture: An equine draws a dray: A man who rnarries draws a blank Sometimes, I've heard them say. A thirsty man draws water; A blossom draws a bee. If can only draw my pay. That's good enough for me.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04

Simpler. Lets kiss and be friends" 'TNo." ''Then let's kiss and be enemies" ''No, mo- "Pshaw. then let's just kissr'
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04

Her Preference. q like a man handy around the house, don't youf' Don't care so much about that" What do you like?' "One handy with his check book"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04

Be it ordained by the Common Council of the City of Bisbee as fol.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-04
c,RcuLA ATloN STATEMENT FOR
 AUGUST, 1907.
rERRIToRY oF ARIzoNA.

Gain in August -... =.
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
Family of 0arSmen

= + isn't every i'mily that can boast
OF three generations of living
J. oarsmen. Eut the Tn Eyck fam
lily can. There is capt. James
3. living IT PeeFskiil. - hale and
hearty as young fellow, even though
he has passed foUrscore. James A..
sr. son OF the PeekskilI waterman and
himself one Of the greatest profes-
siOnal rowing coaches i'm the country,
and the two sons OF tho paid coach.
Edward Hanlsn The winner Of Eng
lands celebrated cIamond souls. and
James a. ir.. the infant oarsman Of
the family Who gives rare promise of
becoming fast sculier All the ro1 %
ing members 0f the three generations
arc professionals with he exception
of young JaTros. who Is a student If
Syracuse University and MEMBER
Of the Wachusetts Boat Cldb. Of " or
cestcT Mass.
They say about the Ten Eyck fam
ily TINT there never was one OF he
blood for hve generations back at
least. hut VIII" coulG pull boat and
pull il well. Even the women who
have identified themselves with the
name have been known 60 go out irto
a Whitehall boat and with we'll dc q
veloped muscle and ready oar put IN
their wake some Of the local you' ms
who imagined that it required .lasc,l-
line Drawn TO win boat races.
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
What One MOdisfe Saws.

As a modiste of this city. who meets
most of our society women and VII
mas piled her trade in many countries
SAID. America is the home of the will
loWy woman. the slender. graceful
woman. There is Mrs. Alice Roosevelt
Longworth. she is certainly slender
but very graceful Then there is the
Baroness Rosen. the wife of the Ger
man ambassador. who has won inter
national admiration for the American
woman-she is another example OF Tho
slender, graceful American girl. Sh,
has a reputation for being quick at
re3artee
Robert Hickman The head OF the
Hickman Dramatic Schooi. of this
city, when told that the grdcefuIness
of the American girl had been uues-
toned. exclaimed.
Why. il is "A libel on the American
girl 10 say that she is not graceful. 4
have hundreds of ~irls under NV
tuition every year VIZ are perfect as
TO their carriage and manner of walE-
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
NuTrJ @y
AAGG&SE m2YG

pendent to copy this mode OF locomo-
ton.
AS to the conversational powers OF
an American woman. She is bright.
she is gOod-natured and witty She is
used 70 cOnversing with intelligent
people. and she has her eyes and ears
always open for something new When
She studies. she studies with ali her
mind and strength. In social gather
IngS she endeavOrs to please and eli
terrain. and she has learned that pep
ple-especially men-care very little
tor small talk. She has IDEAS of the
social and political conditions Of the
country and Is ? constant reader
The Amer. AN girl for mine. eN-
claimed an e-tache OF a foreign en-
baesy In he social gatherings in
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
YeOman Myers Learned Kangaroo

me. She was very fond OF candy. ice
cream and stuff like that. II was a
common thing for her 10 eat a gallon
OF ice cream at one sitting.
I had taken her ashore one day,
and we were returning to the ship.
when the boat we were in was run
down by a tug. Hannah was struck
on the head by a falling timber, we
were both thrown in the water, and
/ clasped Hannah in my arms and
struck out for the ship I got help
and carried her down TO the doctor.
hut his efforts we're fTUitless, her in
juries were fatal As she looked in
my eyes she almost spoke. She gave
one sigh and expired in my arms.
Yes. that kangaroo was sure an az
fectiouate creature, and every man
in the ship. from the skipper down
Grieved over her sad ending"
The ycoman. with a thoughtful LOOK
on his face. Feflled his PIPE and turned
to another applicant. who at that mo-
mcnt entered the office.
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
Some Idiots Who
Are Really Wise

IT he institution for feeble MINDED
children in GlenwOOd. Iowa. has
several idiot savsnts'' who
are regarded as remarkable as
any others IN the United States. one
Inmate IS used as a calendar and date
record. another IS utilized as a dc
uonary. another s employed as a
ready calculator and others show the
marvellous but uneXpIainaOle traits OF
the learned idiots"
A R Schier. NJ. D.. assistant sumo
intendenC OF the institution here. has
Just made his report as required by
the legislature. The most astonisl-
ing case ne believes Is that Of John 8.
taken into the institution when he Vas
twelve years old and who has Deen
there twenJy-rhree years He IS tie
mental bOokkeeper or tho home When
the date OF any occurrence about tha
institution IS desired rs information
John :. gives IL He recalls with lur
error. the date Of the employment Of
a new hand. or the entrance and dis
charge OF an inmate.
II h has seen a visitor AT the horle
he can recall the exact cate OF tie
visit. tho condition Of tl,n weather ar
that time and some OF the incidents
connected Herewith. even II Il oc-
CURED years before II given the dav
Of the month. the month and year on
any occurrence as far back as thirty
five years John s. Will without heS!ta-
ton, tell on what day OF the week the
date fell Asked how he does IL. he
replies Hstlessly that nc doesn't kno-v
Marvellous ability Is shown by a hoy
Inmate about sixteen years OF age lie
can neither read nor wrIte vet he can
readily spell any word gwen him end
as DR.. Sch OF says: 'H2 has beAn
tried with uncommon words time snd
again and never failed 70 spell them
correctly He Il constantly called upcn
10 settle spelling disputes and Is as re-
liable as n dictionary" Both OF his
parents were insane
Q. T II, aged eighteen. OF Danish
descent can multiply three figures by
three figures as rapidly as they can
IA written down He never fails IN
his multiplication feats. but his aidl-
ton. subtraction. and division are not
correct.
\ eventeen-years-old bov. R C. I.
without education is able 10 mould the
forms Of animals with almost uirP-
culous perfection Other figures he can
not make He was found one 6py
mixing saliva with dust and r7o11ITiDy
figures OF animals which from hts firsf
attempt were perfect in detail
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

country. She f. particularly interest
cd OF patriotic and socialistic topics
Now as 20 the takers:
Mrs Fairbanks is frequently the
center OF group Of the most promi-
nent men and women OF the world
who flock around her 10 hear her del
cate wit and the master thoughts
which are the fruits OF wide reading
and deep reflection.
Another particularly brilliant Wash
ington conversationist is Mrs. Wal
ter Harvey Weed. the wife OF the ia
nous geologist Mrs. Weed herself IS
n geoIogist OF some experience, and Is
the constant companion OF her hus-
band in his researches. She 10 some
what Of mining expert. as well. At
the late geolOgist convention in Mex
leo. Mrs Weed was among the most
popular women present, owing to her
charm or manner and her ability TO
speak five languages fiuently. II is
this same accomplishment that tends
20 make Mrs. Weed the favorite she
is in diplomatic circles.
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
TANNING The TEMPEST.

Where the Senatc's solemn shadows
Fall on statesmen grave and hna-.
Once the stormy CaTOlinian
For some hours held the floor.
He uncOrked Of wrath such vials
That the air was charged with dIu-
But the other statesmen Numbered.
We must put those COrks back IN
So they took the grim uncorker
BY A grip uDOn his scrufT
Shook him Kill he begged for rneScy-
Shook him till he shouted ''(uf %
Then they said that in the Record
There should be OF tbs no line.
And adjournment found them smilin
In an air serene. benign.
Philadelphia Public Ledger
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

L I ~ NlaNAH w a 'NllliA 0''A ANli Va
- a Sunday paper Of recent
date and seeing a picture or
monkey playing on an &C
Gordon" said Chief Woman Myers,
OF the Navy recruiting party in Hous-
ton. Tex. reminds me OF n pet had
while serving on the L. s. s. Texas. "
Yeomau Myers was Glancing over
newspaper in the Offices In the city
hall.
We had been cruising. down around
Australia" he continued. and one day
while on shore I captured a young
kAngaroO-sav. 'hc sense that kanga-
roo had was wonderful
You can talk about your trained
animals. but when / lost POOR Hannah
lost a fortune.
In the first place she had a goat
ear for music I had an cd banjo hat
1 taught her TO play. and during the
dog watch she would get out on the
break OF the forecastIe and play. while
all hands danced. and on one occasion
she played for the admiral Of the fleet.
Il taught her many tricks. but. OF
course, like all Of ms, che had her
fualts. one Of which was that she
would steal anything she could lay her
hands on. Once while I had her on
shore she stole a young pig. Quicker
than a wink she had the Young porker
in her pouch. and ne was good eating.
anyway. When any OF us lost anything
We would call Hannah. overhaul her
pouch. and IL was dollars 10 doughnuts
that we found the missing articles.
''On our cruise we calico I'm port
where the roller skating craze had
struck the town. OF course We all
visited tho rink. and naturally ] took
Hannah along You ought Co have seen
that kangaroo on roller skates Talk
about your fancy stunts Hannah had
them All boat a mile
We'll. she commenced Co steal
skates. Every morning she would
bring me a couple or pairs Of skates.
and VIC soon had skates enough for
the whole crew Hannah would get
her banjo, strike up a tune. and all
hands would skate We used t. skate
10 drill. and it was common thing
10 sec the orderly skate up 10 the
Officer OF the deck with a message from
the captain.
i never went ashore without Han
nah. She was my coustc.t comma D.
ion. and il ever an animal loved a
human being, that kangaroo l3ved
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
Mrs. Foraker Loves the Oecult.

Mrs J. B. Foraker. the wife OF the
Senator from Ohio. takes great in
terest in occult religions. and her con-
Versation shows the result Of wears
OF study on these theosophfcal sub-
jects. which embrace all the creeds OF
the world.
Mrs. Dewitt Talmadge is particularly
favored OF the gods in that she com
pines grace, beauty. and intellect Tbe
hostesses Of Washington are said al
ways to feel that their affairs, will
be successes if they can only get Mrs
Ialmadge 10 attend.
Mrs. +. b. Rose. who has ap.rt
ments at The Ontario. is considered
one or the most graceful takers IN
the Capital City That she has con
sensational powers of no mean abiIit,-
Is attested by her many friends
Besides. there are hundreds Of ham
utul American women who. sbo,,I5
ihey appear before any court in En-
rope and mix with its most bosntI-
Iui' graceful and intelligent won,on
would not suffer by the contrast
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
Admiration From Nine. Takahira.

Madame Takahira. who is now max
ing her home IN America. is an ardent
admirer OF our women
She Is so free and independent,
beamed the fascinating little Oriental
woman. u have seen her sit down
and talk to a distinguished statesman
with as much ease as if she were eX-
pressing her views to her own family
do not mean that she is bold. but IS
q rule she is conversant with the sub
ject under discussion, and thinks It is
her natural right TO have views Of her
own. II she does not know, she is not
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

wife. speaks much for. the charms Of
the daughters OF Uncle Sam" That
some Of our women are married for
their worldly possessions Is. alas. too
true. but there are many marriages OF
foreigners and American girls where
the bridegroom IS as we'll II not better
Off than his bride. The American man
must think the American girl the fair
est on earth. for II there are money
hunting foreign mobiles. there are also
foreign noble women who would be
glad to marry a rich American who
could buy her luxuries she may think
she Is entitled 30.
The Washington times., 1907-02-17
Mr.. Hickman DepIOres "kangarOos-

OF course. style is not grace. con-
tinued Mr.. Hickman. The girl who
thinks that she is improving herself
10y initiating q kangaroo. or by bend
uzs forward as she walks. pumping
jhr b. 2- up AMI down. - really doing
all she can 10 destroy her natural
grace. We have 30 he thankful that
the majority OF our girls have far too
.Ic. common sense aud Are TOO indie
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

Europe. one American woman can en-
tertain a host Of men and women. who
otherwise would be hopelessly bored
lax? Why. guess she can talk
TX and dance. have been I'm every
country in Europe, but have come 10
N:Ssri"a t. pick out a wife, one of the
= 'ous kind that is so plentiful over
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

ON" else with a crouch" has said
they can't blush.
These reckless assertions nave living
refutatIons. right here in this city.
That foreigners often marry Amer
lean women and that the American
man seldom takes foreigner for his
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

ing, except. sometimes. a few minor
faults which are easily corrected l
think that the average American girl
is the most graceful creature on
earth.
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

ENRY JAMES. novelist. es-
sayist. and lecturer. says
American women cant
talk or walk. a Chicago
professor emphasizes that
they can't walk and some
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

Mrs. Fairbanks An Orator.
The beautiful wife of Vice President
Fairbanks Is noted for her CONVEX
sational powers and IS one OF the
most brilliant woman orators IN the
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

Ashamed 70 say 80 and listens and
learns"
dancing teacher who has many
pupils Of the younger sort. claims that
there is TO difference in the grace OF
American and foreign children except
that Americans learn quicker.
woman teacher Of physical cul-
ture says that American women are
naturally graceful. and that II IS only
when they are obliged 70 get out into
the hustling business world that they
forget 10 walk erect and throw their
shoulders back.
Many another example OF Washing
ton wit. intelligence. and grace might
be cited
But enough has been said to refuts
Henry James assertion, and that OF
the Chicago professor.
The Washington times., 1907-02-17

II HE institution for feeble MINDED
children in GlenwOOd. Iowa. has
several idiot savauts'' who
are rarardad % rama ria 81. nr
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15
zUNI STORAGE DAM
| 5 n { R !
COMPLETE
Superintendent John B, Harper
Says Big indian Irrigation
Reservoir VIII Have Been
Finished Within Six Weeks,

John r. Harper. superintendent Of
Irritation works for the Pueblo In
dams. was y visitor In Albuquerque
Yesterday on business. He viii return
tonight 10 ZunL where work on the
big Zunl storage reservoir Is nearing
completion.
From present Indications" said
Mr.. HARPER last night. "the dam viii
have been completed within a month
Or six Weeka. The construction work
has been going on rapidly of late. al
though AS 4 whole IL has been SLOW,
largely because Of the nature Of the
ground and the location. Three years
have been consumed in building the
dam. It. value. however. 10 the In
dianz and their property viii more
than repav the government for the
exusn@e, since u Wili make these In
dians self-supporting. The water
comes from the Zuni mountains. and
with the reservoir IN operation the In
dians can never suffer for lack Of
water. Thev ssvo had plenty Of Il
his wear without the dam, for the
rainfall has been abundant n their
crops and ranges are in excellent con
dition. The Indians have been 50
roeDer0ua IN fact. that II has been
difficult 20 ret them 70 work.
The Zurl dam Is e~ighty-on@ feet
deep At the head and 40 feet in
length. n ~ tn most important irrf-
CATION work the government has uH-
dertaken for the Indians"
SIR. Harper registers from Du-
range. Colo. although he says he
does not go TO see his home
than three or -four times in a year.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15

rtlr To- IN allment Tor which 'hamrei
LARS raIn unim has proven rtpeciahf t-
anlr On a1msEf every tnstanee ]
rr.mrf ard permanent relief NJ LnAe
fauranun q nTanEe. MICA @fs ~ N
after nsinn 4 plaster and ntner rfm~n
frf fhaes uesks FER q 80 lame 80
1900 t.ftla - ChamhrrIains rain Balm
I'D tee aprneatiuns enectsa = cure fer
rata fT al afaEElsia
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15
DISTRICT srNDkN SCHOOL
InNNINTInN MIIIN TODAN

Following h. the program for the
two days Of the New Mexico sunday
school association convention. which
viii convene this afternoon a. 2.30
O'Clock 10 the FIRST Methodist church
SUNDAY.
3 3n-Dcvotional service
Rev. J. W Marsh
e.t5-Address. city and County
Work" ........ Mrs. Bryner
Election Of county officers.
Round Table. ......... County work
q. f5-SonR service Miss G. a. strong
4. scripture reading. .....
.. Prof W. d Sterling
Solo ............ Mrs.. H. J. Collins
Prayer.
"Hark. Hsrk Ny Sour 600. Shelley
Choir Chorus
Address. The Worlds Convention
af Rome" .......... Mrs. hrAner
-psaufirI Isle OF Somewhere" .
Mechanics Collins and Washhurn,
Miss strong and summers
Installation OF county Officers.
Monday.
@ 800. Devotional service.
Rev. J. A shaw
...ts. Address. Primary Work
Mrs hrynef
Round Table sees. Primary problems
fr song service Miss g A ~trung
Scripture reading Rev II a Cooper
saIn.. Mr. Roy Mcdonald
Prayer.
savior Comfort Me"
Messrs Baker. Deck. Eiier and on
idres The Adult bible Class
mrrrmhntn Mrs. ErNuet
send out Thy Light" choir Chorus
The choir chorus viii be under ths
direction ~ Miss a. a. strong.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15
rInsr MlnnonIsr rrIsoorAl.

REV q a. ROLLINS n ID. Pastor
sunday school meets at SIS, a. u
Appleton s~uurrufendcnts morn
wnnahfr 90 % O'Clock. with sermon hf
fhe pastor. morning theme inaE-
NFIN ana Death MsetlnE % the disc
trH cow nfiuu ~ the New Mexira
sarfHF school ae1clation az 20 3
m Enunrfh league a. = . Q o. m
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15
AIDES CAN WEAR SHOES

arN $50 smaller arfar urirr ANeus Fnrf.
ra.a : powder e. ~ anarHn iHfa ths atnes
Tf makes urhf - 49, 49, frsi eesT Eitss
frrfarf relief q Germs and hurirHs ffs the
rr.afaaf ~nmfaff dIaroEerT ~ rs aEa
Buana To1f- Ease . = csrtaln rare % Urea
au~auna hsf. ant ~ feet A. 81 araErists
and shoe sf9res Ac brn't acc~H hnr SOB
sflsYts Yer FnEE frial parkawH alsa Fraa
aamnIa - fHa EouT EAHE FauftAfH Corn
Pan naw inssrran address Aisa a
100. - nev VI Il
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15
81. rAvIfs LrTnERAS CnuRuu.

EHN- n MOOD IN II I00TVT-
sunday school az a.30 a. m. morn
ing worship with German sermon At
~ a m. holy baptism 81 ~ m. Eng
llHh service and sermon al 5 o m
cntcchetical instruction every Satur-
day at 2 q. M The church o. located
ai the corner Of sixth street and silver
avenue
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r1nsr nIfrisf %cmrRcm.

7 = = TN"T"T
Preaching a. n a M subject "a
Message Prom Beyond" SUNDAY
school al a5N q M young penple's
meeting Hf Gae g. preaching al
the seventh street mission in the sn-
crunnu The aH i. IN. service rIii
be omitted as this church wiN join
ln the SUNDAY school convention serve
fees The morning service and ser-
mon nl1 be- memorial iu character, ir
honor ~ the former pastor. Rev J.
w II MrNell Every member 70 the
church j. urNei fa be present and the
ruHfsa d. a.rHI4nr invited
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15
sT. JonN's EPISCOPAL cnuR0L

Silver venue and Fourth street
Celebration holy communion az z
"a. M; sunday school. i0:45 q. m.
morning service and sermon, II
O'Clock evening service and crm0n
\ o'clock. Right Rev. j. ~ kendrick,
bishop 81 New Mexico and Arizona
Will oniciate At these services.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-09-15
onNGnrnArIoNkL cmrncm.

Corner 81 broadway and Coal avenue.
REV J. W. MARSH. Pastor.
Morning service A ~ o'clock No
evening service. ne church uniting
with the Mcthodlsts Ia a union sen-
ice.
Morning Service.
organ prelude.
Gloria.
Rejoice We with Jeru-
salem" Choir
Omertury duet-OrEan ana plano.
...... Selection hy beethoven
Mrs Lester and MR. Mnshhuru
Sermon hN the pastor. theme. The
Greatness % Humility
organ uustlude.
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Christian CHURCH.

broadway and Gold
sunday school AZ 10 q. M. commun-
ion service al ~ a. NJ. solo by Miss
Mlze. accompanied by Miss Sackett
All are welcome.