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Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
The Elevator Ewes.

One of the greatest hardships suffer
ed by men who run elevators in the
tall Office buildings downtown is the
bad effect it has on their eyes. The
cars are run at high rate of speed,
and, as the men have to look straight
ahead of them most of the time, their
eyes soon feel the strain of the con-
slant motion
'I've worked in the subway" re-
marked one of these elevator men,
land I thought that was pretty bad,
but it isn't a patch to the way my
eyes feel after a days work in these
cars. If you ever run across an ele-
vator man who seems unusually bad
tempered toward the close of the bust
ness day, just look at his eyes and you
will be apt to forgive him. They gem
orally show the strain that has been
put on them for eight or ten hours. -
New York 'ress
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
A PARASITE CREEPER.
New Zealand's Vegetable Caterpillar Is
a Most Peculiar Plant.

New Zealand's Vegetable Caterpillar Is
Most Peculiar Plant.
The most extraordinary object have
ever seen is the New Zealand vegetable
caterpillar. The rata. is parasite
creeper which first destroys its forest
host and then brushes it to death and,
usurping its skeleton, becomes a tree
itself. If the rata Seeding Is dug up
it is found to be springing not from
seed, but from the head of a perfectly
formed caterpillar.
1t is T. supposed by some that the
caterpillar, which on dissection proves
to be internally the exact counterpart
Of its living insect relative, swallows
the tiny rata seed while living and,
burrowing into the ground, becomes,
instead of a chrysalis, the terminating
home Of the seed, which by some
agency turns its unfortunate foster
mother into wood. @
Others, however, contend the cater
pillar itself is produced, by the rata,
urging in support Of their theory that
If springing from q seed the shoot
would grow out of different parts Of
the caterpillar instead Of Invariably
growing out of the head.
The insect vegetable is yellowish,
about four inches long and is fully ex-
tended. I have seen them freshly dug
up and others that have been kept for
years, and all had the appearance of a
perfect insect carved in wood. Pear
sons Weekly. -
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
HOmemaking Is
WOrnan'S Normal State.

#=$ w. of arvard Unves
HE satactons which need which they
hope to earn, THE SATISFACTIONS THAT
~ COME FROM DOMESTIC LIFE-from the joys hopes,
anxees, fears and blessings of the home Homemakng
the intellectual life of her NORMAL STATE
who has married greater these
durable safacon The depends upon these durable saacons
for and although times very great develop
ment other occupations fortunate development
almost all such things prove temporary pursued in
older LIFE have become only path the Of higher a
tons.
With the profession which perseveres day day
contributes greatly the DURABLE satisfaction of his life Among
other things procures for him his home sup
port her gratfes also his desires labor competition
THE GREAT SOURCE DURABLE SATISFACTION
CREATES, WHICH SHE H.
1t the joy Of children and grandchildren the of that intimate
and tender relation of zone which Emersons definition of
happy marriage These for educated uneduaed
the source of THE CHIEF DURABLE sATIsFACTIONs OF
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
As Esenplifed.

A learned professor was dining with
the Diltzes md the table was set with
the best ware that Mrs. Diltz's china
closet afforded The guest was par
ticularly interested in the display and
admired 1t greatly. Picking up the
plate in front of him and noting the
stamp Of the manufacturer ON the bot
tom of it, he remarked:
II presume you know that china, or
the art OF making it, was discovered by
accident?'
Just then there was heard in the
kitchen, where the maid was busily at
work, loud crash
"Yes," answered Mrs. Diitz, with a
panied smile, land most Of it is broken
In the same youths Companion.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20

"There is one thing / want to warn
you about" said the wigmaker to the
man who was buying his first wig,
"and that is the electric fan. When
ever you see an electric fan In motion
give it wide berth. II you don't It is
apt to embarrass you, Electric fans
and wigs are deadly enemies. Moth
ing outside of an Indian and t0naa-
hawk will lift a. wig from the wear
er's head quicker than an electric fan
% motion. - New York Sun.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
Railroad Heads
Responsible For Agitation.

By United States Senator RAYNER of Maryland
u ONE Of the leading railroad presidents and officers in the
country blame for all this trouble They agitators
~ and THEY ARE THE MEN WHO ARE RESPONSE
BILE FOR THE PRESENT CONDITION OF AT
FAIRS Neither the president of the United States congress
deserves the slightest degree of censure.
The leading officers of these railroads
lions Of dollars by TRICKS OF FINANCIAL JUGGLERY
the railroads they represent treating them their property
aggrandze their fabulous wealth. and they responsible their
bondhode and their stockholders upon
frenzy of the frenzed
THESE RAILROAD MANIPuLAToRs
BAY AND WHEN THEY REALIZE THEY
ARE THE SERVANTS AND NOT MASTERS PEOPLE
AND THAT THEY ARE THE TRUSTEES
AND STOCKHOLDERS, THEN, AND
INVESTMENT OF THE WIDOW AND THE ORPHAN De SAFE
POPULAR AGITATION *.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
a FAIRY Tale.

Dear little Maudie awoke about 2
o'clock the other morning and asked
mamma to tell her fairy tale
Il TITS too late, darling" mamma re-
piled. Daddy will be in shortly and
he'll tell us both ONE Philadelphia
Inquirer
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
Flying the Worlds Finest Sport.
By WILBUR WRIGHT. Airship Inventor.

~ I--
IYIG soaring the finest SPORT believe world
- With proper soaring machne-and believe could be
made for less than $500nd with perfect control
Man. COULD HOVER OVER A SHIP LIKE A
GULL ALL DAY without provided the right
Tt is easy All BIRDS moreover SOAR but only those
like the gull buzzard eagle Soaring catching upward
and riding down them If upward
faster than rides down. the general direction upward
TRICK Like riding the eashore breaker at
speed Birds know the upward nnevy
find them. Z
AFTER LEARNING. HAVE SEEN
siRDs FILING TAIL BACKWARD THERE NO TELLING WHAT
BAN MAY PRACTICE
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
Put Trust Offenders In Jail.

NE really RESPONSIBLE man in jail, one real
originator of the schemes and transactions which
are contrary to the public interest legally lodged
in the penitentiary, would be worth more than
A THOUSAND CORPORATIONS mulcted
in fines if the reform is to be genuine and per-
manent.
WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS is NOT Gov
EMINENT OWNERSHIP OF RAILROADS, BUT
LAWS THAT WILL ATTACK AND PUNISH
PRESIDENTS AND GENERAL MANAGERS OF
RAILROADS FOR EMISSIONS AND VIOLATIONS
OF THE STATUTES. STOCK MANIPULATioNs
ARE SHEER THEFTs AND SHOULD BE PUN
lsHED AS SUCH. FAILURE TO DO SO Is LIKE
OVERLOOKING HIGHWAY RoBBERlEs.
Every corporation is PERSONALLY di-
rected either by some dominant person or
by some group of persons. SOMEBODY in
particular is responsible for ordering sanction
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20

The great republic shall live as long
as the poorest citizen freely expresses
his personal and political opinion. and
no ion ger. Baltimore American
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
Our l-anuuace.

He's the coming man.
Eyes; he's one of the best fellows go.
ing. Baltimore American.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20

ing every illegal committed by its officers but neither
law of personal damage law has sought seek
responsible hold individually accountable
for the complained Of We have attempted such statutes
NDcT CORPORATIONS THEMSELVES FIND THEM GUILTY
OF ILLEGAL PRACTICES, FINE THEM LEAVE THE NDNlD
EXECUTE
DISCOVER EvAsioNs
only in this that socialism Unless
single the individual again and make him the subject
and object of law shall have travel STILL FURTHER
the road of regulation which have already travelled
far, and that road leads ownership.
Bismarck daily tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1881-1916, 1907-08-20
NARRATIVE

Mining milling operations will be n,agn6-
cent group properties Montana later than September
price stock will par which ST 90
per share
We have milling capacity per day. running
nothing but $40 our gross receipts will $4,000
every working day in the year
There 365 such days the mining districts if
forts confined exclusively grade gross
for the first twelve operation sa,eaoooo
By possibility mining, milling and administration
expenses IS per Of this which
very capitalization every dollar
of the will go promptly the payment of dividends
No money will be spent for betements development
be kept distinctly developed property
with big reduction plants ready for immediate operation
Ours strictly manufacturing proposition than mining
because have than 100000 worth opened
two Sides and of the finest mills the United
States for the treatment of the product
Our much better than $40 per that
than likely capitalization times every
but do nothing better than capitalization
There has BEEN for
killing offered in the purchase stock. 1t gilt
edged from every standpoint be viewed
This the proposition you need not
be afraid plunge You will your money many
will make you heartsore you double treble
quadruple your holdings "
Do not forget that nothing nothing gain" just as
today thousand years ago. as will be
thousand years hence.
Many of the best state buyne this stock
because they know they will get square because they
believe the representations that have All
makers money losers good enough for
them ought to be good enough for you.
will make you money you dreamed of on an in
vestnaent, and will get better and better every year
You do not have to have all cash for what you buy We will
to suit your convenience you must act
promptly if you really mean business
The selling price of the per share but
worth five times that right now and will never dim
within the months price will not be less than
$3.50 per share.
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Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
CLEANING Rrasa.

Here is the government recipe for
cleaning brass II Is used Ia all the
United States arsenals and Is said TO
be the best In the world. This is the
recipe: one part Of common nitric acid
to half a part Of sulphurlc acid. Keep
the mixture In a stone jar, having
redy a paIlful OF fresh water and a
boxful OF sawdust. Articles 10 be
cleaned must first be dipped In the
acid mixture. then into the water and
dried with sawdust. This process Of
cleaning will change the brass imme-
diately TO 4 brilliant color. II the meta.
Is greasy-as candlesticks would be
dip first in a strong solution Of potash
and soda. In warm weather. This cuts
the grease aud permits the acid 70
work This method Of cleaning brass is
entirely harmless and Is very satisfac-
tory Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
email Families Have New Champion

Chicago, March li.-Small families
have new champion in the person OF
Professor Edward A. Ross, the uni
ssrsity OF Wisconsin, sociologist,
sho combals President ROosevelt's
neory and lays down a novel argu-
nent for the restriction OF the human
rtee. He takes a stand against the
popular views Of what he calls the
hooby riders, and maintains that the
cause OF shrinkage in population lies
N The human will. Influenced BY GER
uln factors which have roots deep
y the civilization OF our times. "
1hsse factors. he declares, are de-
nocraey. the emancipation Of women =,
We decay OF religious beliefs.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
SUSPICIOUS BIRDS.
Easy to Make sParrows Show Their
Fear Of q Trap.

One winter day I made an expert
ment with sparrows TO see exactly how
far their natural suspicion would hold
out against hunger. ! had often no
tic,d that II one put little biz OF
string. a large button or any strange
object among breadcrumbs the spar
rows would not touch the bread. They
feared a trap. Starlings are less suS-
picious In this way. II they care
about the bread at all, they are more
truStful and do not make any fuss
about some small foreign object Bat
! thought hard weather might make all
the difference even TO sparOws.
So put long piece Of apple peel
among the bread. IL looked quite good
10 eat. but might be taken by Il very
suspicious bird for sOmethtng OF the
nature 81 string or tape, which spar
rows seem T. regard with particular
dls,rust. can they regard IL as an
emblem 81 captivity: directly The
bread was thrown on tie ground about
Gfty sparrows pcrchcd in a tree above
IL. They looked M IL very glumly, ami
not one v"ntured 10 come down. Gen
orally they would be devonrlng the
bread within "a few seconds. For lit
tie over three hours a crowd OF spar
rows watched the bread with the ter
rible piece Of apple peel lying among
IL. but il remained untouched. Then
one sparrow made UP his mind 10 take
the risk. He was soon followed 10y ali
the others. la twenty minutes the
bread was gone. But they had wasted
over three hours.-St. James Gazette.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
Huoe IeleIe Drops on a Car.

Niagara Falls, y. Y, March IL
4 huge ic!cle dropped from the clT-
of Niagara gorge onto a trolley car
Of the Gorge road, as Il was passing
he Whirlpool, rapids. Mc;orman Ey-
ere.; Ramsdell was Killed. DR.. and
Mrs. VI. r. Nnryy, OF Sioux City.
Iowa, and Mss Merry. were struck
on the back and badly bruised, and
s. c. Lindsay and wife. OF Pittsburg,
Pa. were badly injured, the former
having his hands mashed. The injur-
ed were taken 20 the Prospect house.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
HlND0O HEAVENS.
Fepr Degrees Of Bliss to Which the %.
parted Spirits Pass.

The E.ndOOs believe in four special
abodes Of the righteous after death.
Tho G-7t Is called Sara.loge Gods
world" the second Sameeba. Near 70
Cod" q, third. Sarobam. Gods I'M
age" and the fourth. Sayutcheyam.
which sign Cas Ito be absorbed In him
To sara loca. the first degree Of bliss.
- the sor's Of all Of those who have
ever made 4 pilgrimage 20 n holy place
or who have paid FOR the temple lights
for one month. Ia Saratoga there Is
great happiness and no work or SICK
ness. The inmate j. allowed 20 read
the FIVE sacred books. drink ambrosia
and hear the hours sing
To Samccba 60 the spirits OF all
Kecr.karar. or wQrkcrS In tie BrahMan
cause: also those who foreso the com.
forts 81 life. such az sleeping IN Il re-
cumbeut position. eating sufficiently,
etc. Their happiness consists chiefly OF
continually praiS!ng col.
To Sarobam. tie third heaven. 20 the
souls Of such rs never spoil Gods mod
eli by shaving or pairing tie nails. These
are the Brahman NoGis. They wander
about the earth. always going from left
20 right. They eat nothing but nau'
seous food and live In a constant state
OF abstraction on divine subjects.
The fourth heaven. SIyutcheyam. Is
the coming abode OF the "nyane." or
philosol hers. These nyane pay no at
tention 10 heat or cold never battle and
often 60 for weeks without food. II
they are sick. no one knows II but
themselves. They are the stoics Of the
world Of today aud believe that in
Sayutcheyam they will eventually be
absorbed Ia the deity.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
s35 .oco 600 eend Issue .

San Francisco. March 1.-THE d.
feetOrs OF the Northwestern Pacific
zilroad have authorized. and the
stockholders will shortly approve.
bond issue In the amount OF s35. =
eN 200. The new corporation which
represents a consolidation OF FIVE rail-
oad properties under the Joint own
ership OF the Southern Pacific and
santa Fe. Is capitalized for s35. 600, =
eOO OF bonds, and when these bonds
are formally authorized at a meeting
OF stockholders on April 90 the total
capitalization OF the company viii be
brought up TO $50, 900, 900.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
CHARGED WITH NEGRO BLOOD.
sovsh csroIinan Returns TO Albany to
Answer Charge.

Albany, Ga, March li.-Accom-
'nnled by Thomas y. Raysor. con-
rressman from the Orangeburg dis
trict Of South Carolina, Richard s.
whaley. speaker OF the South Caro-
ina house OF representatives, also
b. his father, brother and several
fiends, Peter b. Zeigler, who was
toreed 10 leave Albany one week ago
b. a number Of Albany young men +.
Who charged him with having negro
Mood in his veins. has returned.
All members OF the party refused
10 talk, though II is taken for grant
Cd thar their visit Is for the purpose
Of answering the charges made against
young Zeigler.
The young men who required Zeig-
Ter to leave Albany waited on him in
ne evening, escorted him TO a point
several miles from the city and placed
him aboard an early morning train.
softhbound.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
TRAINING ANIMALS.
ohcyins the Word Regardless Of the
Tone and Manner.


II is true that animals can be taught
20 obey tone alone-that Is, a mere
sound having no place among the lists
Of words. So may a human being
Therefore that proves nothing. II Is
likewise true that you may say a thing
In a tone that cOntradicts the word.
and the animal may or may not re-
spOnd 10 the tone only. but the same
effort will produce the same eject ON
any sensitive child. woman or man.
Again. horses and dogs are the most
sensitive Of all brutcs. the most easily
offended. encouraged. discouraged.
Therefore. need one be surprised IL he
finds IL takes long lesson TO teach a
horse or dog to obey the word regard
less Of the tone and manner? That
either can be so taught. however. thou
sands Of people know from their own
experience.
can say to my little Gypsy, Come
here aud let me whip you" In the
quietest. softest most smiling style.
and she comes cringlng. trembling and
ashamed. showing Enthusiastically that
she considers the word whip" humil-
lating and hateful. yet hopes do not
intend to lnfiIct any punishment Then
can frown my worst and shout out
as savagely as please. mo; you're
good dog" and she frisks about JOY
fully. although she disllkes harsh tones
even in sport.-Forest and Stream.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
Alice RooseveIt's Wedding

Was something 20 be recorded in the
annals Of history. Herbine has been
acknowledged the creates, Of liver
regulators. A positive cure for bilious
headaches. constipation, ehills and fe-
YER, and all liver complaints. j,
G. Smith, Little Rock. Ark, writes I:
"Herbine 10 the greatest liver med
icine known. Have used il for years.
It does the work" Sold by W. NJ.
John son.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
soNoR TO MR.. LYNCH.
.d Unanimously 10 Position OF
e,,,d Chancellor, x OFF.

e,.,d Chancellor, X off
-. G. Lynch, postmaster OF
.,,ille and an all-rounf public
30. been elected Grand Chsncel'
.,,he Knights Of PS'htas, At the
~ held hy the Grand Lodge OF
-, order Thursday
a, Lunch hss been very active N
,.,hi,n circles throughout the Stat"
=. sy,ral years, and hs' been for the
year grand vice.chancrller COM
.s,r. He man we'll known and
- bouored by hia friends. and as
.,,sy Of Gainesville has
fI.a the position with credit to him
sIi and the office.
n, new. Of Mr.. LJrch's elsr'i'n
"a Thor.dsy in a telegram % Jesse
: Buui. from friend Of Ir Lynch
- i.adplega'e 20 the Grand Lodge.
ee.,e was no opposition or 10 s'r'ie,
,hs telegram announced that the
.,s.,ion vas unanimous.
v,ieuds Of Mr. Lynch will jim The
a., in congratulations upon ni- e.ec.
-. which il an assurance that he
.s.irs OF Py ,hianism in Florida for The
~, rear will be- properly and honest.
/, handled.
The session Of the Grand Lodge for
,ar has been q most profitable one,
md /, destined TO prove 81 grea, bene-
A, 20 the orctr. IL vas we'll attended, ,
a. IL enc OF the best and most in-
xrue,ive ever held in Florida.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
Archie Roosevelt Rapidly improving.

washington, March LIT was
suited al the White House Wednes-
eay morning that Archie Roosevelt
'ao' good night, and that he is
making steady progress toward recov-
eV. After his morning visit Dr.. RiX-
!" says that a continuance OF the
present rate OF progress he will be
s'ls 70 be out in q week or ten days.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
Would Cost Her More.

lou naughty child. where have you
en' You have been fghting again
r III Paul Just look AZ your clothes'
nave 10 buy you a new suit"
DON'T you say anything. ma You
osnt 10 see Paul. I think his mother
VII have 10 buy a new boy"-Ex-
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
PILES CURED IN 9 TO - DAYS.

PAZO OINTMENT 10 guaranteed TO
cure any case Of Itching, Blind, Bleed
ing or Protruding Piles in 9 TO Il days
or money refunded. Soc
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
Broke the Ice.

"Slr," exclaimed the indignant Bos-
ton girl after the kiss had heen stolen,
show dare you! No man ever kissed
me before
"Oh. that's all right" replied the
ncryy youth. Somebody had 10 break
the ice."-Chlcago News.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
Well Meant Prayers.

sydney Smith declared that the chill
wren Of Bishop rhilipotts used 10 end
Soeif usual prayers by praying for Earl
Srey' explaining that papa tells US II
our duty to pray for our greatest
sesnies." London Spectator.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
Sails for Havana.

New York, March 1.-THE Italian
cruiser. ItOre F!eramosca, which has
been three weeks in this port, sailed
Wednesday morning for Havana. The
bat;leship VII cruise along the Allan
tic coast during the spring and sum-
mer months visiting Boston and other
ports.
Gainesville daily sun. (Gainesville, Fla.) 190?-1938, 1907-03-15
The Hour and the Man.

Guest cat dinner,-What n the mean
Ing al this: First you bring the fish
and then the soup aftorward. Walter
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES ourselves. sir.
Il was high time for the hsh.-Flie.
gende Batter.