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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

water transportation. particularly m
tHr INLAND 'ukuH aud rbu rivers ut the
country
The bureau started out with less
than ullf dozen employees. but thrro
ura now 100 persons engaged iu this
division of the public service There
Ia 90 greater percentage of college grad.
urtcs umunE the rank and nly than
cam br found n any other branch NJ
the government and not man over
90 Dos ON the roster while most OF tho
workers are undor 90
Many a government Office be- bur.
donod with clumsy. cumbersome bust.
ness methods and handicapped by
supornuous red tape" but the young
mon who are at the head of things In
se, ,sr.ss % saT,,oratio.,I dlaFasssasA
precedent nud evolved h'buaiuess sya.
tom planned ON the lines of those In
vogue in the Offices of the country'a
most progressive railroads.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

Mfrs llubsun-l wish had SOME.
thing 10 read Did YOU get ony one
Sunday pupor'
Mr liobsou Yes. my dear. b. % IS
Zoe two parts
We'll. lot me have one Will you
ARE reading the other
Certainly my love WhIol half
would you prefer. the political half
or the sporting halfy-N. Y weekly.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04
SEALED WATER ron SULTAN.
Ruler Of Turkey In Constant Dread Of
Dying by Poison.

Cunstpntlupp'r The sultan nf Tur
kry Is 600 such fear of boiug aBsassIuut.
ud that hc Will mot dHul, water from
thr public pipes llo hls recently
taken greater pa.w 200 safeguard him.
SELF from poison Eyuy day trusted
mnu can hu seen carrying barrels upon
'hu.r backs tu the auIuus quarters.
These barrels contain sprIug water
which has been tested hy a trusted ut
nDIul and scaled by hm Tho seals
arn brokru iu the palace In the pres.
uuuo nt more trusted mon The sui
tam ut Turkey dimes alone except
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

AZ the age of as Miss Mary Waited.
long married
A year aftcr She and bier husband
quarrolcd
~ could have married dozen b.t.
ter men than you" she exclaimed
with fine fury which goes tD sn0V
after all that women are ALIKE
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04
caused BY kIssInn.

Eya-Do you consider kissing dele.
tcrious To the health
jack don't know. kissed Girl
one time and black spots came before
my eyes
Eva -GuciouF Was 90 heart dis.
case7
Inok-Nn. She wore vrll-Chl.
cagu News
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

In order not TO lose "a legacy OF s25..
600 left TO her by an eccentric aunt.
young lady was, IN France. some
time ago, married wearing a wedding
dress which. though " fashionable cut
was made Of sackcloth.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04
Missed

YOU must miss your husband so
Mrs Wlddorly"
Yes, specially at meals lie could
ask the shortest blessing of anyone
/ ever kuow."-Chicago Rccord.Hcr
Md
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

DR. Paul Prayer, an army surgeon OF
Vienna suggests that molds OF the
mouths OF prisoners would be much
better than finger prints for identif
cation purposes, as tho palate remains
absolutely unchanged throughout lie
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

II IL a sure guess that the resur.
reeuon hour will be stag party.
Every woman will stop Tor a last
Marcel and lose her seat.-Chlcago
Record. Herald
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04
Throwing Away What Ne Pays For.

"By george. don't believe this mag.
azluc is worth the price they charge
for IT,
No wonder you feel that way. You
always tear the advertising pages ont
tho first thing Chicago Record Her,
aid
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04
Warming un

"spouIer Is n man who gets yory
heated In "A debate
II don't wonder at that Ills
speeches are always so fun OF hot air."
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

Bll shark Why didn't YOU svim
for that dude who frll IN the yacht2
Jim Shurk-Oh. you Hcc. he ls one
Of those "oaudy Kids" and Dr. Lobster
forbade me 90 eat any sweets Cht
cago Daily News
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04
MINES AND MINING

I 'INN
The miners ZOO the YeHuglou Ny.
camp have notified the operating com
pluios that they have mo- intention oi
asking for raise BOO the wage sOhod.
uIp They claim iu br happy and con.
tented as they are
u may boz noted that more than
% per cent OF the worlds production
" coal is mined Zoo countries lying
north of the equator the countries
south of the line contributing less
than 2OOUUyuD tons annually
The Richard Ely of Ely Nevada Do
operating @ churu drill at @ depth of
35O feet The slum from the drill hole
Indicates good showing Of copper
ore iu the bottom The hole will Doe
driven to depth of I 1000 feet
Considerable development. work D.
being done at this time in the Cumou
and olympia mines. located southeast
Of Burnley. fourteen miles from Albion
Idaho The company has several car
loads OF ore ON the dump that assays
$3.50 to the ton in gold
Orders have been given Tor the clos
ipr down M Al, ttou,rip, min. at
stockton. lust as soon AS the present
supply OF coal is exhausted A direct.
ors' meeting will be- held October 2ist.
nj witch , decision viii be- reached rp.
pardipe future oporation.
on the Ely mining stock exchange
nm tho gctb DUNN, , ,4u ,f ,,a,t,,
s.y,pt,,, mInpt.. IA ,pn .bar.. nf
stocl. v.r, soii ,f t,, a,rr.c.t. vain,
OF gsuOs 20 I'm, selling WIS brisk
and snappy from tho stat continuing
500 To tho end of tb, call.
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ia Dth,r,p, ,, ,il e,,p,,p, ibpt win
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nave 'H''r ''''oVv sh'r's intact
More SAT- was produced 100 the Unit
"a states 10 l'"' IMAM 10 any previous
-. ,,,a,, i, .o,. ,...., ,i,a,. ,.qn
st'"''I man 100 any ,''r SINCE lN'''
Ihe quanllll was ',''ll'' snort IONS
OF -e.l '-.'SV O''l'ls, ''l"'u at So
o'e'''u' " gam "' "",'N'' 'oh'' "' g.
-yo.''' ""'''''' over 'N' p'"u"'''"n ]"
i'v''
The worlds production OF copper 10
lso2 was 'A2'-9' long tons. OF when
3'4''2' tons on oi.d per cent was con
tribuled by the united a'h'es' Com
pared win the previous year tho
N"rlu ~ o ',, 7u now, uh 'neloa .,
no'" ,'"s,"nu,nt ,o"'' pie 10, VI,
meta VI '''"'' 'o''' VI "Do"' p''
''n"
,oaI mas oe'h ihiheu at more 'han
ooA'h places a'ohg 'n' u"on' nuu
~ some OF ,h'se places Tue MINING
mas uoeh pIoul"u''' p", no extensive
u'''l"pin'h' OF the '"a' h''u' ''' inc
interior mas n''h "hu'l'"N'h ana NO
! WuTN WIS Ding done Nu inc coal
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

John Simple. "a years old. OF Dads.
den. Ala. Il not ~ simple az you
might think from his name. lie saw
fellow hanging around the barn and
acting IN suspicious manner. and
SGT a biz bear trap whore he thought
II would do tho most good and then
got up next morning 70 ind that he had
bagged his game. The man had On
tered the barn 10 steal one OF the
horses. but put his foot into II Instead.
lie turned out TO be noted thief. for
whom a reward OF $500 had been ~.
fcred and John Simple Is going to get
the money. It's not what boy is
named, but what he does. that counts
THE Bachelors Guide 20 Matrl
mony" by Reginald Wright Kaufman.
ls an ESSAY into the field of humor In
which this popular novelist. with HE
lphorisms ON Irritation. cuurtshlp aud
marriage. may be- truly said to have
,akeu rank with foremost NJ Amer.
San humorIsts % is. u fact. the
slcycrcst book oi its Kind We have
'oad for some time Mr. Kaufman
declares that the Woman Question Is.
After all nothing Due MAN. set there
o. no phase Ui the problem that he does
lot illuminate with the startling
lcarchlight or mis- wit Horny Alto
anus Company Philadelphia. are the
publishers
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04

Good Stories from the Ladies'
lone Journal" published by Henry
Nuomus company Philadelphia, as tha
ltlc indicates. is selection Of anus
Ink stories. Jokes and anecdotes from
That popular periodical that are wori'i
preserving one OF the most yCNaiious
'Npodoncns of the average man is his
inability tu remember % good story OF
Joke which he has heard. aud which
&C. would like to pass ON to bis neigh.
)or To such this interesting volume
'hould prove slurohousu OF refer
'ucc. aud 10 should bo found In the
zone of every lover nt the bright aud
Witty THINGS OF luc
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-10-04
GRADES or aANK IN JAPAN.
Society There ls Divided into Many
Separate Glasses

A traveller just returned from Japan
tells some things which perhaps all
the world does not know Says he.
"Of rank there are eight classes after
the mlkaI0 and the Ziogoon. namely
uJ the princes ~ the mobiles who
owe feuda service 10 the prince, or
the empire. OlI the priests, 90 the
soldiers These four form the higher
orders and enjoy the privilege ~
wearing two swords and petticont
trousers l5I inferior 0nicials and doc.
tors. c1lioI respectable. allowed 10
wear one sword. with the trousers;
Co merchants aud fIdcsmcu. whose
legs may ult p0.mJo the trousers.
though bs entering as dumcsuiCs TO a
man OF rank they may enjoy the privi-
lcgo OF W,lIue one sword those are
tho only people Dos whom wealth can
be- accumulated. liI artists. artisans
and petty hupanrurrs lN day labor
crs and peasant. ruiosmcn who
work Un leather tanners etc. are eN.
STUDDED from classification They are
deGlod and may NOT oven live With
other mon they live Zoo villages OF
their own.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02
Copper Idol Found with skeletons.

OORR~N A~cA FOuhu WIN SkGhetOnHs
Skeletons are being found In q
gravel pit from which the Chicago,
Milwaukee and st. Paul Railroad Com
pany Is obtaining ballast for its extern
sion through western. South Dakota
from Missouri river to the Black Hills.
The gravel pit Is situated on the east
-ern end OF the extension, near the
town Of Oacoma, and but short dis
lance from Missouri river. In the
neighborohod Of fifty human skeletons
have thus far been unearthed.
Most Of them were found at a depth
of from four to eight feet beneath the
surface of the ground and all were
buried in either standing or sitting
posture. The majority Of the skeletons
are those OF people Of small stature.
much below the ordinary or average
height Of the present North American
Indians.
One skeleton. however, is that Of
man who in life must have been fully
seven feet In height. In close prox,m-
ity to the skeleton of this giant were
found implements of copper and bone,
these being found in each of the graves
near that of the giant, while in another
grave was discovered copper Idol
about eight inches in length.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02
Shall We Travel ON One RAIN,

Zone hundred .and twenty miles an
hour, In a coach as broad and bulky
as a house, running on a single rail.
taking curves without dining ution of
speed. and rushing across the rivers
and over dizzy heights on swaying
cable-these are among marvels that
are promised to the world of transpor-
tation for the morrow" So writes
VIM. 7. Walsh In the Technical World
Magazine
"'Very wonderful, certainly Won
say, and then you add, with a note of
apology for your doubt only this is
nothing but dream A dream. per-
haps; but still dream that may be
fulfilled In the waking.
"Over in England, the original home
Of the steam railway. lives a man
whose name not long since was
flashed over the wires to every news
paper on the globe This man IL Louis
Brennan. already famous as inventor
Of the Brennan torpedo, in use by the
British navy. The cause of the pres.
emit worldwide attention accorded him
is his discovery Of the apparently prac-
teal application Of an old principle
that Of the gyroscope-to the opera
ton Of a railroad. Should his hopes
be even partially realized, the vast net
work OF lines in this and other coun-
tries must Of necessity be relegated to
the antique class with horse-cars and
wooden frigates"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02
Guide Posts OF Peace.

To be glad OF life because 1t gives
you the chance to love. to work, and to
play, and to look up at the stars; to
be satisfied with your possessions, but
not content yourself until you have
made the best of them; to despise moth
Ing In the world except falseness and
meanness, and to fear nothing but cow
ardice; to be governed by your. admira-
lions rather than by your disgusts; to
covet nothing that is your neighbours,
except his kindness Of heart and gen.
tleness Of manners: to think seldom OF
your enemies. often of your friends
and every day Of Christ, and to spend
as much time as you can with body
and spirit in Gods out-of-doors- these
are the little guide-posts on the foot.
path Of peace.-Henry Van Dyke.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02

Among the throngs In cities, low
though the common standards of taste
may be. there Is less swearing than
among the farmers and mill hands of
the country. The idle and empty per-
son. whose self-importanee Is In In
verse ratio to the occasion for ii. i'm
presses himself on his associates by
reprehensible phrases, but 1t Is to be
owned that he Is of too limited intelli-
gence to appreciate the fact that he
Is making himself disgusting or offens.
i've. He damns everything of which he
speaks, as habit-hls state, his town
his goods, even his relatives. And he
does 1t because his parents and friends
are constantly swearing in his hearing
and he has adopted the practice uncon-
sciously. Most people believe that
enough Is already taught in the public
schools Of this country. but the fact
that boy may be a bright scholar vet
be unpleasant In his conversation. row
dyish in his actions, and unclean In his
dress and person. makes 1t appear as IL
some OF the commoner decencies Of life
might be inculcated, II not by set les
sons. at least by suggestion In our
classrooms.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02
BARS ON OUR GARDEN SASS. {"
Little Left Us Now but Dried Apples
and Chemically Pure Popcorn,

Little Left Us Now hut Dried Apples
and Chemically Pure Popcorn.
1t Is gratifying TO know that a
"hygienlst"-a being to be worshipped
In shut temples of the heart next to
the sociologlst-has banished straw
berries from the diet of the good, says
the New York Sun. Strawberries make
their eaters atrabillous and morose
There Is a strawberry disease and a
strawberry rash. Strawberries must
go" and Strawberries are not the
worst offenders. There are other fruits
which he or she who wishes to live
hygienlcally will exclude from the table.
Blueberries produce the blues.
Huckleberries, as Prof. HUM, of
Vienna, has shown In an able mono
graph, tend to bring on insomnia,
neurasthenia and cachetic polynesia.
Blackberries cannot be eaten with
safety until they are at least a year
old, and then only by robust consti-
tutions. Raspberries may be used
sparingly In doses OF not more than
two for adults and one for children.
but only In cold weather, as they tend
to lower the vitality. The only health
full part of the watermelon Is the out
side. Catalogues should be stewed
for an hour or more. Raw, they are
apt to produce sense of internal full.
ness and pains II used to excess.
Peaches and pears lrritate the bile and
are too stimulating. Grapefruit Is
properly an iutoxicant. and should be
used, IL at all, under physicians
directions
Cucumbers are also an intoxicant.
That Is the reason they are 50 often
found in punch. The peel, grated and
soaked In water for three hours, may
be used as hors d'oeuvre by those
with whom 1t does not disagree. Green
peas accelerate division Of the brain
pods and should be avoided. New pota-
toes should never be used until they are
truly venerable. String beans impede
catholicism. Summer squash tends to
make a mollycoddlish condition. The
only fruit approved by the most ap-
proved hygienists is the dried apple,
and the only safe vegetable is chemi.
cally pure popcorn. Popcorn water is
a harmless summer drink.
But our best hygienists neither eat
nor drink In the hot months.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02

Sleep Is easiest and the most refresh
ing when the head Is somewhat lower
than the feet. Instead Of two pillows,
therefore, use only one, and place the
other under the feet. This position,
says doctor, is a marvellous cure
against all nervous diseases, and also
lung diseases, If adopted in time Any
one threatened with blood to the head,
however, should not sleep with the feet
higher than the head.
Hot soda baths are recommended by
some persons for rheuma tism, and the
way they are taken is this: Fill the
tub half full of water as hot as can be
borne, add half a pound of common
baking soda, and immense the body for
at least twenty minutes, keeping up
the temperature by the addition Of hot
water from time to time. vaseline or
cold cream should be rubbed into the
skin after the latter has been dried, in
order to replace the natural oils
The term ptomaine poison IL quite
common. yet few people know what It
really Is. According to scientists, pto-
maines are poisonous products formed
In fish, meat, milk and other articles Of
food by a process Of decomposition that
leaves little other trace of its action.
Bacteria probably promotes the forma-
ton, but on that point some doubt re-
mains. The faint develops In conse-
Quence Of failure to cook food proper
". and if kept for some time Is not
sealed alright, Excruciating sickness
and often death follows cose after eat
ing foods improperly cooked or canned.
Always close the eyes for a few sec
onds when changing suddenly to a
bright light. Do not face light when
reading, writing or working. Do not
sleep facing light; not even noon
light When the eyes are very tired,
battle them In hot and cold water alter
nately-first hot, then cold. Apply the
hot and cold water also to the back of
the head and neck, at the base Of the
brain. The hot application relieves con-
gestion while the cold stimulates the
blood and nerve vessels to renewed ac-
tiyity. Massage the back of the head
and neck and along the spine. Notice
the course of the optic nerve.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02

Nearly every business contributes
bits OF specialized knowledge to the
common fund. 1t will strike many
readers as curious piece OF informa-
tion that plate glass insurance CON-
panies have decided to class windows
with black lettering on them as extra
hazardous" risks. The explanation
given Is that black surface absorbs
the suns rays BY this means, 1t Is
stated. an unequal expansion Is pro-
duced throughout the plate; and under
the influence of sudden gust Of cold
or any other quick change of tempera-
ture, strain Is developed which may
break the glass.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02
Royal spats.

We read in an ancient chronicle that
when letter not altogether courteous
was sent to the Emperor of Japan by
the Emperor Of China, the Mikado
opened his answer thus: 'The Emperor
OF the land where the sun rises ad-
dresses himself to the Emperor of the
land where the sun sets" On another
occasion. when the Chinese Emperor
had the audacity to demand the sub
mission Of Japan, that spirited country
chopped Off the heads of the luckless
ambassadors Mexican Herald.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02

company In New Jersey has deferred
to the growth of the vacation habit.
1t appears that the wage question did
not enter into the transaction; the
operatives were willing to take the va
cation at their own expense, and asked
only that the time might be granted to
them. AS the number bent on rest and
recreation was sufficiently large to
cripple the industry 1t was soon de-
cided that the easiest way out of the
difficulty was to shut down altogether
for the short space OF time mentioned.
Not so many years ago the period Of
relief from regular toll was known only
to school children and to farmers. The
dizziness of the winter months enabled
the farmer to stop for breath and look
about him and to take the opportunity
afforded for such recreation as was abb
solutely denied In the busy season.
Vacations" as they are now known,
were sporadic and infrequent luxuries,
INDUCED In only by those worn out by
hard work or at the point of illness.
Employers recognized merely the fact
that Industries must be maintained as
long as they are profitable, and 1t was
the general belief that a vacation was
an ignoble prompting Of an indolent
spirit and that only evil results could
follow period Of idleness. But grad
ually employees came to the opinion
that there is something else In life
than the perpetual grind Of toll, and
that the ten days or two weeks Of alb
sence from the treadmill are vastly
beneficial for the recuperation of en-
ergy and ambition. This belief has
steadily grown, and, notwithstanding
the occasional outbursts Of men who
liveonly for work against the profigacy
and folly Of the waste Of time, the
toiler has come to insist that some
short period of the year may be his for
complete rest and diversion. Employ.
ers themselves have generally fallen
into the spirit Of this movement and
have acknowledged that a workman Is
not the less useful because he slips
away once year to build up his physi-
cal system and obtain relief from the
pressure Of his business. 1t il not
likely that the thread industry will
suffer from the ten days vacation OF
the 5000 operatives or that 1t will be
necessary to raise the price of thread
In order to recover from the effects Of
the temporary shutting down. 1t is
more reasonable to believe that better
and faster work will be accomplished
by the workers rested and refreshed by
their breathing spell, and that the ad-
vantage will be gained by the employer
In the long run. The vacation habit Is
not the outgrowth Of Incidence but the
Of the joys of living and the
appreciation of the effect Of all work
and no play on the historic Jack. 1t Is
also an Indication of the increasing
of the community. 1t can
afford to take vacation.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02

A tribute which was none the less
significant for being sarcastic was that
paid to Mrs. Rice. the president of the
Anti-Noise Society of New York. when
she sailed for Europe. 1t was Mrs. Rice
whose efforts compelled the harbor tugs
to cease their needless screechlng. AS
the vessel on which she sailed was
proceeding down the bay. every tug in
sight footed hllarlously. Evidently the
tug captains have that true American
humor which converts defeat into vic
tory.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1907-11-02

Christ is our Teacher. Friend and
Elder Brother; but He is first and last
our Saviour. They who would claim
the friendship Of Jesus must first &C
cept Him as their Redeemer. This is
first always.
In the cross OF Christ Is found the
dynamic Of Christianity. 1t furnishes
the modest inspiration for human ef-
fort and the surest foundation for hu-
man hope. 1t gives to us the strong
est incentive for living that each az
fords. 1t helps US bear our crosses.
The greatest blessing that can come to
any human heart is a realizing sense
of Christ as the Saviour OF the soul.