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Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
The Eager Philanthropist.

The man who wants to make you rich,
Who over some high coored scheme
Gets worked up to the highest pitch
Lest you should fail to skim the cream,
May not be spreading such net
AS spiders small but skillful weave,
But still it's pretty safe to bet
That he has something up his sleeve.
The ground floor spacious seems to him
The place that you should occupy;
From there up to a higher limb
You'll shortly spread your wings and
fly.
He offers you a strangle hold
But If you'll look again, alas.
You'll see the brick of shining gold
Is only made of common brass!
Perhaps he knows about a mine
That very shortly must produce
In fact. prospect pretty fine
Admitted by the most obtuse.
The stock is but cent or two;
He gives you as "A friendly bunch
That it will soar clear out of view.
And he can let you have bunch.
The man who wants to make you rich
Is thinking nothing of himself,
But notice if his palms don't itch
To get a little of your pelf.
He wants to see you get along
And pull a million from the air.
But later he will come in strong
For several times the lions share.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
The Judge Uses Forceful Lam
guage.

Judge w. B. Simmons of Fincastle,
Va, told the reporter that l. & NJ Paint
was used on his residence in 1882 and
held its color well for 81 years; he tur-
thermore sail that 3 years ago he was
induced to use another paint and is nry
he did because the other paint di tat
make good. The judge will now alwA> S
use L & NJ, because he knows if any
defect exists in l. & NJ Paint the house
will be repainted for nothing.
The l. & NJ Zinc hardens the l. & NJ
White Lead and make l. & NJ Paint wear
like iron for 10 to Is years.
Actual cost of l. & NJ about $l.20 per
gallon.
Donations of l. & NJ made to churches.
Sold by Farnsworth & Co., Middlebury
w. B. French & Co., Orwell.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
WHITING.
(Deferred.)

Misses Hazel and Helene Hack have
returned to Brandon after a several days
visit with Mrs. c. NJ. Casey.
Mrs. A. A. Pond of Brandon was the
guest of Mrs. C. T. Mason over Sun
day.
Fifteen members were initiated in the
third and fourth degrees IN the Grange
Tuesday evening after which a supper
was served. Several members were
present from Shoreham, Orwell, Sud
bury and Brandon Oranges. A shor
program was presented.
Mrs. o. F. Hornbeck of Orwell was
the guest of Mrs. Mary Wooster re-
Gently.
Mrs. A. Stevens and Miss Edith have
returned to Brandon.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
BRANDON.

Mrs. William A. Girard of Grand Isle
has been visiting her brother, Rutherford
II. Everest,
II. Nj Hook of Boston Mass, was in
town Friday.
James r. Rowe and Miss Georgiana
Lyons were married at the Methodist
parsonage by the Rev. George A. Cooke
Wednesday evening.
The Pentacostal Church and the Naza-
rine Church have united and the united
society will send clergyman to Leices-
ter in the near future. In the mean
time supply will be furnished and serv-
ices will be held each Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. d. Crooks and daugh-
ter left Saturday for a weeks stay with
relatives in johnson.
E. A. Palmer has gone to Sandy Hill,
N. Y, for several days visit.
Stewart Hawley will leave town this
morning for Poughkeepsie, N. Y. where
he will enter the Riverview Military
Academy.
Walter F. Scott has moved to the Rob
inson house on Park street which he
recently purchased.
Ray Gonyea has had the little finger
of his left hand amputated owing to an
injury received last week
Miss Anna Lynch has gone to Rut-
land for several days stay.
II. r. Watson of New York is passing
few days at the Brandon Inn.
II. E. IIemenway will leave this week
for Granville n Y, where he will en-
gage in the jewelry business.
H. NJ. Gipson will resume work on the
piece of land the ownership of which has
been in dispute. 1t was sold to Mr.. Clip
son by the town of Brandon but the rec.
ords have been looked up and it is now
decided that the land belonged to Mrs.
Jennie Hastings instead of the town of
Brandon. Mrs. Hastings has decided the
same to Mr. Gipson at the same price
paid the town.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
NEW HAVEN.

Mrs. Roy Bicknell and daughter of
Bristol are visiting Mrs. Bicknell's sister
E. S. Rowley of Shelburne is the guest
of his son, F. E. Rowley and family
Mrs. William Mcintyre is visiting in
Lincoln.
E. Nj. Roscoe has been appointed SUI
perintendent of the school union made
up of Springfield, Weatherstield, West
Windsor, Reading and Baltimore.
Miss Lena Merrill is working for Mrs.
Potter.
Mrs. H. j. Peck was the guest of Mrs.
T. NJ. Wilson Friday.
Mrs. r. II. Barnard and Mrs. Israel
Plain of Bristol visited at G.. c. Coates's
Thursday.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
Estate of Emeiinc j. Kellogg.
Order of Nutice-Proof of Will.

"TATE OF VERMONT, io.o,,o.o ,,,,,,..
oDIsTRICT OF ADDISON, IS. A' '
Be it remembered, that at session of the
Probate Court holden at Middlebury. within
and for the District OF Addison, on the Sth
dav of April A. ID. 1897.
Present VIM. Ii. BLISS, Ludge.
Whereas, a certain instrument OF writing
under seal, purporting to be the last will and
testament of Emeline j. Kellogg, late OF Or
well. in said District, deceased, having been
this day presented to said Court for Probate,
and duly filed In the Registers ofhce There
fore, it is ordered, that AL persons Interested
in the estate OF SAID deceased he notified 10
appear before said Cour, at the Probate
ONCE IN Middlebury, in said District. on the
29th dav OF April, A. D., 1901 by pubica.
ton of this ORDER three weeks successively
previous thereto in the Middlebury Regis.
ter, a newspaper printed at Middlebury, to
show cause, II any they may have, why said
instrument in writing should not be proved
ana allowed, as the last will and testament
of the said deceased.
A true record,
10 MABEL A. BLISS. Register.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
So Don't Hurry. Ladies'.

Herbert Spencer, who is the best
authority on biological truths, thin ks
that the eventual mixture of the varie.
ties of the race will produce in America
a finer type of man than has heretofore
existed in our world, more plastic, more
adaptable, more capable of undergoing
the notifications needful for complete
social life, and flatters the coming
women with the assurance that America
will produce men grander than the
world has yet known, so if this be true
those not already mated may find little
difficulty in securing model husbands.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

Resolutions on the death of Mrs J. E.
Davis.
WHEREAS. Our Heavenly Father, whose
wisdom and love we may not question, has
in His ali wise providence removed from our
midst, our beloved sister and co worker, Mrs
Elizabeth (Peck) Davis, we members of the
Ladies' Union desire to express our sense of
loss as well as our appreciation OF her ever
ready, willing and efficient service in the
work of the "Union". therefore:
RESOLVED, that while we bow in submission
to the Divine viii in removing this worthy
member, we shall always hold in sweet re-
membrance her association with us, and her
deep interest in the work of this society.
RESOLVED, that we extend our sincere sym
pathy to the bereaved family in their irrepar
able loss
RESOLVED, that a copy OF these resolutions
be sent to the family, and that they be pub
lished in the Middlebury Register. and the
New Haven News.
Mrs. A ice V. Langdon,
Mrs. F. f, Rowley,
Mrs. George Palmer.
Committee.
New Haven. Anril "a
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
500 REWARD 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has oeen able to cure
in all its stages. and that is Catarrh Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now
known 10 the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being n institutional disease, requires "A con-
stitutional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure
is taken internally, acting directly upon the
blood ana mucous surfaces OF the syetem,
thereby destroy ing the foundation of the
disease and giving the patient strength by
building up the constitution and assisting
nature in doing its work. The proprietors
have so much faith in its curative powers
that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it falls to cure. Send for list OF
testimonials
Address F. j. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. 0.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family pills for constipation.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
EAST MlDDLEsURY.

A. A. Boardman and wife spent a
couple of days in Bristol last week at
the home of his sister, Mrs. c. M. Bos-
worth.
The Rev E. B. Harris was a guest at
A. A. Boardman's on Friday of last wee k
while on his way from Arlington to
Bridport where he is to preach the COM
ing year. =
Mrs. L. B. Boardman is not much i'm
proved.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Boardman spent
Tuesday in Brandon as guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. E. w. Briggs.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

Rest is the great restorer We tire our
muscles by exercise and then rest to restore
them; yet great many of us do not stop to
think how little rest we give to our stomachs.
AS a usual thing no part OF our bodies Is so
generally overworked as our digestive or
gans. A tired and overworked stomach Will
give signs of distress to which we pay no
heed until at last Dyspepsia takes hold. In
digestion is just warning, and IL we heed
the warning we can easily avoid further con-
sequences. KODOL IS most thorough stom
ach relief. 1t digests what yon eat and gives
the stomach the needed rest and greatly as
sists in restoring ii to its normal activity and
usefulness. KODOL is sold on a guarantee
relief plan. 1t is sold here by South Side
Drug Store, Bristol; W. II. sheldon, Middle
Inn.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
SAILS BURY.

Mrs E. A. Bradley was guest at A.
E. Whitney from Tuesday until Thurs
day of last week.
The young child of Mr.. and Mrs. Curtis
Cram has been ill but is now thought
to be gaining. Mrs. Grams father and
sister, Mr.. Thompson and daughter of
lincoln visited there the first of the
week.
c. j. Kingsley and wife have moved
in with DIR. Kingsley for the present.
Mrs. j. A. Douglas was guest at the
home of Mrs. c. E. Boardman one day
last week.
F. B. Nelson purchased fine yoke of
oxen in Lincoln last week.
Orren Nelson was in Lincoln one day
last week.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
The Passing of Courtroom Oratory.


Inspiration is lost art in the court
room. Nowadays no true lawyer adj
vises, prepares documents or tries
case without a careful preparation.
Forensic oratory has passed away. No
longer does the crowd gather in the
county courthouse to listen to and be
moved by the wit, pathos and elo-
Quence OF the advocate as for hours or
days he addresses the jury The court
room may be filled, but it Is largely
with the ubiquitous reporters, many of
whom are as destitute of tears as Sa
hara of water and as callous to emo
ton as the mummied sleepers of
Egypt. No longer is it true that weep
ing men and women with handker-
chiefs to their eyes are moved by the
eloquence of counsel. Time is a press
ing factor. Facts rather than elo-
quence Is the demand.-D. c. Brewer
In Atlantic.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
WARMING.
PROSPECT CEMETERY ASSOCIATION

PROSPECT CEMETERY ASSOCIATION.
The proprietors and those interested in
Prospect Cemetery are hereby notified
and warned to meet at the school house
in East Middlebury, Monday evening,
May 6, at 7 80 o'clock for the following
purposes to wit:
LIST. To elect officers for the ensuing
year.
Cd. To transact any other business
thought proper to come before said
meeting
EDWARD NJ. DAY, Secretary.
East Middlebury, Vt, Apr. 26, 1907.
IMP
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
From Mr.. Dooiey's "Disserta-
lions"

"An' SO it goes, hinnissy, till I'm that
blue, discouraged, an broken hearted
cud go to tn edge iv til wurruld an
Jump off It's wicked, wicked, horri-
BILE, place, an this here country is about
tn toughest spot in it. Is there an hon
est man among us? If there is throw
him out. He's spy. Is there an insti-
tuition that isn't corrupt to its very foun-
dations? Don't ye believe it. 1t ou'y
looks that way because our graft iditor
hasn't got there on his rounds yet"
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

Use Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup.
Children like its pleasant taste, and mothers
give it hearty endorsement. Contains no
opiates, but drives out the cold through the
bowels. Made in strict conformity to Pure
Food ana Drugs Law. Recommended and
sold by South Side Drug Store, Bristol; W. II.
sheldon, Middlebury.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
Send Your Cattle and Horse Hides

to the CROSBY TRISTAN FUR CON-
PANY, Rochester, N. Y, and have them
converted into coats, robes, rugs, gloves
and mittens; better and cheaper goods
than you can buy. Never mind the dis
lance, CROSBY pays the freight" See
our new illustrated catalog page IS. If
interested send for it.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

GOOD for everything a salve is used for
and especially recommended for Piles"
That is what we say about DeWitt's Carbol-
wears OF usage has proven. Get the original.
So d by South SIDE Drug store, Bristol; w. II.
Sheldon, Middlebury.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

KODOL for Dyspepsia clears the stomach
and makes the breath as sweet as rose.
KODOL is sold by druggists on a guarantee
relief plan. 1t conform strictly to the Ma
tional Pure Food and Drugs Law. Sold by
South Side Drug Store, Bristol; w. II. Shell
don, Middlebury.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

Strengthens the digestive organs and
cures indigestion. If Mi-o-na fails to
do this, the cost, SOC a box, will be re-
funded by w. H. Sheldon.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

When you need a pill, take a pill and be
sure It's an Early Riser. DeWitt's Little
Early Risers are safe, sure, satisfactory pills.
grippe or sicken. They are sold here by South
Side Drug Store, bristol; w. II. Sheldon, Mid
dlebury.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
"CLOBE-OCARINA"

SEND for one today. Any one can play this
wonderful flute like toned instrument with
Globe Specially Co., No. ~ ST. Marks Place.
New York.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26
NEW HAVEN.

Resolutions on the death of Mrs, j. E.
Davis.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1907-04-26

New Haven. April %, 1907.
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specific of pound TO protect the American
coffee industry much and regards the absurd cor
that will the poor breakfast table Wou
the realized any dement, from ms
low coffee market.
He paid as much when coees ruling high as when
thew were low and dealer coffee as one OF inc
average profits sales iasuch as he oge
70 sell well known staples trihe above cost In con-
necton with this argument which deem appropriate to read
this time kindly offer for Perusal the editorial
that appeared Washington Post OF March go 1905 eneo
"A Free Breakfast Table -
The recent suggestion OF tariff coffee probably Pu
as feeler responsible the resurrection and
n of the once appropriate phrase at the mead
o. this article appropriate 1t was always
because the memory
most aged citizen the time when tree
food and drink il bore could found in American home
cat this time tariff OF 1897 what could be more
the notion that tax on cofee Wu
decree OF Punishment that alleged boom
being advocate and defender OF the POlCS on
protection although and contener OF the ouaes III
den+ 10 the andpat policy hurry to witness the ADVENT
OF q free breakfast table the Post prefers that ucn
a5sfditv such singing this old sbboeh snold N
returned forthwith dust and darkness from WHICH "@s
dragged when the coffee proposition appeared.
Tle truth Is vou 90 breakfast clad in taxed garments
wearing no single article taxed the tariff you ST IN
chair that taxed all the materials that enter into
i and taxed a. table itself similarly taxed and we
can think Of no article Is free Your table cloth your nap
s and 9r napkin-rings all the tari sceoues lou
fish or meat vegetables and fruit your bread your bu
o rolls your grddle your and sup your SAT-
neor oeDper mustard oil and all other condiments snow
IN n the list things taxed So It with your china ana o
crockerv your knives forks and spoons.
CONTINUED SKI
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Oahu Railway
TIME TABLE.
OUTWARD.

OUTWARD.
For Waixnae, Waialua, Kahuku and
Way sRations-*9:15 a. m, $3.50 .. N.
For Pearl City, Eva Mil and Way
ststions-t7:30 a. m, *9:15 a. m, sl1:05
o. n, '2s15 p. m., 1920 p. m, +5:15 D.
II, $3.50 P. m, I'll p. m.
For Wahiawa-*9:1 a. N. and *5:15
p. N.
INWARD.
Arrive Honolulu from Kahuku. Wal
alua and W aianae--s:36 a. m, 5:31
p. II.
Arrive Honolulu from Eva Mil and
Pearl City-t7;46 a. m, $50 a. m,
1898 a. H., lao p. m, *4:31 p. m,
.5:31 p. m, *7:30 p. m
Arrive Honolulu from Wahiawa-
.s:36 a. n. and 1871 p. m
"Daily. Elk. Sunday. Sunday Only.
The Haleiwa Limited, a two-heur
train (only frst-elass tickets honored),
leaves Honolulu every Sunday st s:22
a. m; returning. arrives in Honolulu
at 1910 D. IN. The Limited stops only
at Pearl City and Waianae
G. P. DENISON. F. C. SMITH,
Supt. GP.&T.A.
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acreage nearly onetenh OF its entire planted
n coffee.
TO the small owner comparatively
required provided that the planter
wait the necessary years for the reach maturity
expensive implements absolutely and the
aborr with family readily cultivate three
four acres devong OF the work
IN the larger plantations conditions OF labor coffee
plantations among shade healthier than other
coast WheTe tneFe no pfoStoH ITo
rays Of the SUM-
United States Rico for 1890 the numbe-
of coffee plantations and the planted
acres an average Of only nine per plantation
This fact proves concluvely that this small industry
industry An industry such would give
n Hawaii in the large population
Now what possibilities OF coffee under the American
aag2 rr--rp r,p,r4rv
r. nv Indictment 100000 that could be
devoted to coffee acreage if fully devoted coffee and III
weld should under conditions OF 24
600 900 pounds.
WINTHROP states this could be increased several times
under a protective tariff
se-al times he probably three four times: Let
the TO be conservative
or+nu OF 100000 pounds. One hundred and eglfE
1;o r1nds plus 24oooooo pounds, Haans possible prodt
- - ~ result pounds. forty cent OF th@
$50 consumption the United States which Is about one bo
PPre hundred million pounds per annum
WHAT THE PHILIPPINES COULD DO
~ where i the balance FROM The balance VIII
from the Philippines territory large enough IN lseH
, +ta present and future demands OF the mainland
p11ioones OF miles meaning
> Territory comprising 100000 acres LTD
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possess least three million that culture
In order make the deficiency OF
consumption OF the United States she would
cultivation least million which with
hundred
SIX hundred million pounds.
Is fact that the Philippines disturbing economic
rrobem? Is also that the Philippines losing
United Why
count for ourselves and also them good
habtants well the thousands OF migrating
settlers that will go there when duty placed duv
therefore, will twood purpose. To make happy
through prosperity that follow in the wake OF
duty and give the double satisfaction that by gooi deed
ton OF OF present difficulties
In 1871 the United States repealed the duty three per
pound few previous to that time FIVE
THE BRAZILIAN RELATIONS.
relations United
States 1871 order understand ntegeny this coffee
From 1871 present year Brazil has had trade balance
her 5oooooooo These astounding and gigantic
figures. they nevertheless
The lost from that the will figure
oooooo also astounding and gigantic figure when umped
together for period of thirty-six years.
To show that the Philippines have tremendous possibilities
coffee beg quote the of Mr. John A. Mucarn gentle
coffee interests and taken from
regards raising Muhean enthusiastic He
there and that e of raising coffee
simply lines Henceorth produce all coffee f0r
present consumption under the American flag
HOW EUROPE TREATS COFFEE
In connection with the coffee duty let figures
on tariff and show how Europe coffee
Practically all European impose duty coffee and
pretty good that We shall begin the foot ri the ladder
and climb up.
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Tickets for sale by all members and
where cards are displayed
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Putting your
Suits In order
for SOC each
SERIAL STORY no. 30.

The Sanitary Steam Laundry have
Suit Cleaning Club in their Dry Clean
ing Department.
II you become a member Of this Club
the laundry agrees to call FOR, clean or
seOur, rsnovate and press and deliver
your suits for Fifty Cents each.
Call us up and inquire about this.
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COFFEE THE PREMIER
INDUSTRY Of TROPICS.
Plea for Protection to the American Coffee In
dustry---Nation's Whole Supply Could
Be Produced Under the FLAG.

ADDRESS TO VISITING CONGRESSIONAL PARTY BY
ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOUISSON.
The present status OF the American coffee industry indeed
depoTabe The industry in anguishing cond
ten.
At the OF this address shall deal firstly with the produ
ton tropical territories.
Hawaiis output Of coffee the present time is
from million FIVE hundred thousand 100000 lbs
Porto Ricos the neighborhood 100000 lbs
he Philippines, 1904 NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 225oo lbs
Should like with these figures that the
Philippine industry height
reached nearly
coffee industry of the Philippines
industries OF that but
has since declined rapid rate.
The production today practically NIL which
the occupation has declined at
speak briefly OF the Porto Rican industry order TO
illustrate and prove contentious OF the possibilities
industry under flag quote authe
tcay Wintop article appeared IN the North
January entitled industrial Progress OF
Porto Rico.
COFFEE INDUSTRY OF PORTO RICO.
plantations that time surprising
According OF the total cultivated
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Insurance and
Commission Agent

Agent LOT
AACHEN AND MUNICH
FIRE INSURANCE CO.
San Francisco Losses Paid, IS. BOG, 600.
L Good. Reliable Company.
Telephone Main So
JUDD BUILDING ROOM 405
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Everything In ne
Curio line from an old
calabash 20 a rare Ha-
wsiian stamp you WIN
End az that big Is
LAND CURIo STORE
Csteiners). Elite Build
Ing. Hotel street