The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-12-07

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CARD FROM BISHOP SCANLAN.
feel it my duty to protect Catholics and pub
Hc generally from fraud and imposition by notifying
name and gar5 priest sister, anyone else is
authorized or permitted solicit collect in this
Catholic Church without having from permission
in writing bearing my seal and signature Should
work or collecting without such a document he or
she the may be- should be regarded by all as
fraud and an imposter L. SEAMAN,
Bishop Of Salt Lake.
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viii Sn5 II 70 heir a5vantage when about to invest
purchase consult business matters. TO read
the list of advertisers We only recommend,
but ask for them the patronage of all readers.
Whisky as a medicine helps many strong man
into the grave.
A stretcher ought to be part of the equipment
Of every automobile.
Extorton is the price we pay the other fellow,
not what he pays us.
Jaboring under delusion is about all the work
some folks are fit for.
And, by the way, Christmas cigars are still made
for women purchasers.
Lots of men have good names, but some of them
hard to pronounce.
Lots Of men smoke the big cigar and leave the
wife at home to do the washing
You can't blow your own horn very successfully
if you don't happen to own one.
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Popular music is the kind which makes man
hope the neighbors viii move soon.
Then, too, if the fall housekeeping is done,
thanlfulness should be your portion.
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Early Christmas shopping commends itself to
the foresighted if they have the price
A man may be color blind, but he generally
wants TO see the color of your coin, anyway.
It's now proper to speak of the recent" panic
just like you had bank account which suffered
great depletion.
A great many people who deny the existence of
the devil gene Iy serve him twenty-four hours a |
day and 365 Avs year.
When man IS broke he doesn't have to look
very far for a smT7y of food for thought, even if
any other food is cut of reach.
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Don't be too hard on "rich malefactors;n re-
member that several vice presidential candidates
must be named next summer.
Getting ready for Christmas is sometimes work
ing up sufficient to wear that necktie in spite
Of the revulsion we have against it.
Children sometimes are greatly benefited by a
sound sparkling, and it is unfortunate that some
adults have outgrown the spanking age
Accepting bride may make man an unae-
sirable citizen but he can't be cIassed as one of
those who are good for nothing, anyway.
Trying 70 recall somAhing for which they
should have been thankful, some folks overlooked
he fact that congress was not in session.
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The fellow who discovered that the Catholic
church was dead may some day suffer rude awak
sning; if not in this world, then in the next s
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But fl those misguided folks who are externally,
rying to borrow trouble would just ask outright t
or IT. no doubt their friends would be pleased to