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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
No Doubt Of Il.

The lesson WAS from tho "Prodigal
Son" and the Sunday school teacher
was dwelling on the character of tho
elder brother. "But amid nll the re-
joicing," he snid. there was one To
whom the preparation OF the fcnst
brought no Joy, Ia whom the prodignl's
return gave no pleasure. but only hit
tcrucss; one who did not approve of
the feast being held and had no wish
to attend II Now. can any of you tell
who this Wnsi"
"Phase, sir, it WAS the fatted calf"
cried several In chorus
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11

\ bookbudcr WIS putting binding
of lead on II book.
"Why lcadf' visitor asked
This" the binder answered. "is n
naval code book for use on II battleshp.
All such volumes are bound In lead"
"But whYY
$50 that In the event of the ships
destruction the books will sink with II.
for they contain secrets of Immense
value, and every prccautlon must be
taken to keep those secrets dark. F."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11

IL true fruednu hut To hrenlI
Fettcra far cur own dear sake
And, With touthcru hcarts. forget
Thut We owe mankind debt?
M true freedom Is to share
All the chaiua our brothers Wear
And, With heart and hand. to he
Earn, 81 10 mako others free
They ure slaves who fer 60 speak
For the fallen and the weak
They AZ sluNes who VIII not choose
Hatred seetllng md abuse
Rather than In silence shrink
From the truth thcN needs must think
They aro slaves who dare not he
In The riEht with two or three
- Dwell.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
a Lincoln Comparison.

When Lincoln was practicing Mt the
bar, the opposing lawyer III n case had
delivered n speech for the prosecution
which WIS an exhibition of the mans
conccit When he was through, lin
coin rose slowly to his feet and ad-
dressed the court as follows;
your honor, my colleague, who has
just delivered this brilliant exhibition
Of orHiofy. reminds me OF Il little fiat
bottom steamboat that way back In the
fftie5 used 10 pun up and down tho
Mississippi II had five foot boiler
aud an eleven foot whistle, md every
time it whstlcd II stopped.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
Forbidden Fruit Is Sweet.

York clerss told this story to Il
group of Young men: Il was stroling
one INC spring morning In II beautiful
park when said TO one OF the guards.
Lock here. why do You have keep
of the grass" signs all over the park?
You don't Seem 10 enforce thu rule
No. sir, II the guard. The object
of the sis is Ia cause the people to
more thoreu;hly enjoy being ON the
grass. ="
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
Got Even at Last.

Court had been waiting fifteen min
utes for the stcnographer 10 arrive.
Then some one was sent 10 the tele-
phone te find ont why
''Do YOU mean to tell me- she de
monded. that / hive kept forty-one
men Waiting fifteen minutes for me?'
CHATS It,"
We'll, I'll he right along That Is
funny thing. | have been waiting
all these Years for Just one man, and
now forty-one of them are waiting for
me"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
A Perplexed Political Economist.

When tllo lieht aEaInst Cuban reei-
proclty was at its blttercst point in
congress. senator burrows of Michi
gan received this letter from con.
stltucut.
Dear senater-1f this here receprosty
bisncs is tNCd between us and Cuba rs
they say we'll have to grow our own ter
hac er els make Them Cuhans rich
enough IL bay tho hull country. l do
nttcl chawin myself aud | DON'T blcvc in
buildin up no trust. I'd Ike Ia raise my
own plug atn't no hand to ask favers.
but If yen could sent mc Il package of
terhac sccd II would be remembered.
L. $ want Ia raise the kind of plug
with tin things onto II.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
Family Repartee.

We'll" snapped Mrs IIenpeck. II
certainly was fool when | married
you"
True, my dear" responded Hen.
peck. and | regret 10 state you
haven't improved any" Detroit Free
Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
His Diaanoaia.

London curatc the other day re-
ceivcd an astonishing answer TO an
inquiry after a parlshioner's health
We'll, sir" said the parshloner,
.somctimcs | feels anyhow, sometimes
/ feels nohow aud there be times when
! feels ~ stiff AS II himmldge"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11

Consolation.

"Steward. how long VIII II be before
we get INTO the harb'rT'
"About an hour and half, ma'am."
"Oh, dear, shall die before then"
"vcry likely. ma'an But you'll be
MI right again when you've been on
shore ten minutes Marine Journal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
o The .
Scrap Book
A Soft Ansmer.

A Soft Answer.
Two sisters while visiting In Ireland
got into conversation one day with n
tenant of their hostess One of tho
girls. who is quito stout, asked the old
lrishwomau if she would have known
them for sisters
We'll" MS the answer we look
alike, but Yer sisters slender. while
you. miss we'll, You favor the quanc."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
A Substitute.

"You'rc rather young man TO be
left III charge Of n drug store" said
the fussy old gentleman. Have you
any diplomat" "Why-er no. SIR" re-
piled the drug clerk. but we have Il
preparation Of our own thats just as
good y Philadelphia Press
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11

Doctor Madam, your husband must
have absolute rest Madam Well. doc
very good beginning, madam very
good beginning -Bnghamton Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
Ets Paint of Nav

Landlord Sir, the other tenants will
not stay ia the fiat II you insist on
playing the cornet Mr.. foots I'm
glad of that. They We're very annoy
Ing Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
Not What She Expected

A widow had been courtcd and won
by physicians She had children.
The wedding day was approaching,
and II was time the children should
know they were to have new father.
Calling one Of them to her she said.
"Georgic | am going TO do something
before long HAT | would Ike TO talk
about with YOU"
what Is II, MAJ"
II am intending To marry Or. Jones
In few days, and"
"Bully for you, ma! Does DR.. Jones
knox IT."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11

All affectaflon Is the vain and ridc-
ulous attempt Of poverty 10 appear
rich. Iayatcr
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11

PARTIAL CONTENTS FOR THIS MONTH
Course in English for the Beginner.
Course in English for the Advanced
Pupil.
How to Increase Ones Vocabulary.
The Art of Conversation.
Should and Would How to use Them.
Pronunciations Century Dictionary.
Correct English in the Home.
Correct English in the School.
What 10 Say and What Not to Say.
Course in Letter-Writing and Punctu-
alton.
Alphabetic list Of Authorizations.
Business English for the Business Man.
Compound Words; How to Write
Them.
Studies in English Literature.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
Floored.

One Sexton DO you have mathis Mt
your church? The Other-No, we have
oilcloth.-IIarper'a Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-09-11
Telephone Notice.

THE MERCHANTS AND FARMERS TEL.
EPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY
have now built their lines into almost all
parts of Ilunterdon County and are ready To
receive subscriptions for telephones at the
rate of Sl2.D0 per year for unlimited service
throughout the county.
The system now reaches New Hope, Lam
bertvlle, Stockton, IdelI, Kingwood, Ser
geantsville, Eugoes Locktnwn, Croton flem-
ington, Three Bridges, Bapusttown, hose-
mont, Frenchtown, Milford Bloomsbury.
Little York Mt Pleasant, Everittstown, Pat
tenburg, Quakertown, Pittstown, Clinton,
Annandale, Lebanon Potterstown, White
house and Mhitehouse Station
Applications for telephones 81 Onld be made
to Charles Reading, Frenchtown, \. j., or
Eugene Wilson, Sergeantsville, n J., which
will receive prompt attention
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22
WILL RELEASE
 BANK EMBEZZLER

Atlanta. Ga, Sept. 21.-Hallman Sims, the young Atlanta banker and society man who was sentenced to the United States prison in April. 1903. for embezzlement of $10O,000 from the Capital City National Bank, caus- ing the suspension of that institution, will conclude his term of imprison- ment tomorrow. Sims was sentenced to serve six years behind the bars, but his excellent conduct has given him the benefit of the full reduction allowed by law for good behavior. Sims arrest and conviction caused a great sensation at the time, as he was one of the leaders in the younger set of Atlanta society and a welcome vis- itor in every home of the capital. AL though his defalcations caused the bank to suspend, it paid dollar for dol lar to it's depositors, and something above par to stockholders. but retired from business as a result of the stain which had been put upon it by the act of Sims.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22
MONUMENT TO
 IRISH FENIANS

New York, Sept. 21.J-A memorial befitting the heroism and self-sacrifice of the men who fought and died or sacrificed their liberty to secure the freedom of Ireland in the ill-starred uprising of 1865-67, will be unveiled
 in New York tomorrow to perpetuate the name and fame of the Fenians.
 The date selected for the unveiling of this tribute to Irish patriotism is pe- culiarly appropriate, inasmuch as it is the anniversary of England's execu- fion of Ireland's immortal patriot and martyr, Robert Emmet. The exercises tomorrow will be preceded by a pa rade in which the First brigade of Irish volunteers and the various Irish societies of Greater New York will be in line The memorial, which cost $5,000, has been erected in Cal vary cemetery, and is ill the form a large Celtic cross, standing on gran ite pedestal rising to a height of thir- ty feet Artists declare it a work of art unique in it's historic relief figures and the general expression is credit able alike to the designer, sculptor and those responsible for this tribute to the patriotism of the Irish Fenians.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22
RELIGIOUS LIBERALS
 MEET IN BOSTON

Boston. Sept. 21.-Religious liber als of all nations are assembling ill | Boston today to take part in a con vention to be known as the Interna | tional Council of Unitarian and Other Liberal Religious Thinkers and Work CTS, which will open tomorrow and continue through the week. Dele gates from nearly all the states of the Union and European nations, as well as Canada. Mexico. South America, Australia. Japan and India are here, and the congress promises to be the most notable of it's kind ever held. The conference is open to all in sym pathy with it's general purposes, no assent to any formal dogma or ad- hesion to any particular church being required The announced objects of the congress are to increase religious enlightenment. freedom and tolerance, and to make the world better. Organ izations uniting in the management of the congress are the UnitarialN, Uni versalists, Liberal Friends. the Chris tian Connection, the Free Religious association, the Congress of Religion and a number of other independent bodies.
 Speakers at the congress during the coming week will include a larger number of European religious leaders ! hooo hoard at a. ligious convention in this country. British delegates include the Rev. John Hunter of Trinity Congregation al church, Glasgow; the Rev. w. c. Bowie, secretary of the British and Foreign Unitarian association; the Rev. V. D. Davis, editor of the Lon don Inquirer, and the Rev. A. Web ster of Aberdeen. Speakers from HOl- land include Professors GroenWegen and Eerdmans of the University of Leyden; Professor Meyboom of the University of Groningen, and several representatives of the Reformed Bap- tist, Remonstrant and other independ- ent churches Professor Otto Pfleider of the University of Berlin; Professor Martin Rade of Marburg university and the Rev. Max Fischer of Berlin are among the German representa- tiyes. From Switzerland have come Dr. Monpet of the University of Ge- neva, and other liberal religious lead CTS Italy is represented by the Rev. Antonio Andro of Florence. The French delegation includes Professor BonetMaury, of the University of Paris; Professor Jean Reveille of the College of France and others Ad- dress will also be delivered by prom inent delegates itom Japan. India, Australia, Austria and Sweden.
 Among the distinguished Americans who have accepted invitations to ad dress the congress are President Char
 les w. Eliot of Harvard university, on Property Rights and Duties of the American Churches; Chief Justice Marcus P. knowlton of the Massachu- sets supreme court on 'The Sepa- William Tenn of the Harvard Divinity School on Free Churches in Rela-
 ton to Theological Development" and Dr. Marion Shutter of Minneapo- lis, on "A United Liberal Church" Dr. Carroll D. Wright will preside over the sessions of the congress.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22
NEWS FORECAST
 FOR MONDAY

New York, Sept, 21.-AmonS the important news events scheduled for Monday are the following:
 United States Senator William E. Borah. charged with conspiracy to defraud the federal government by securing illegal entry of timber lands, will be placed on trial at Boise, Idaho.
 international Council of Unitar- ians and Religious Liberals will con yene in Boston for a week $ session.
 Southern branch of the North American Saengerbund will begin great musical festival in Birming- ham, Ala.
 Polish-American National alliance will open seventeenth conclave in Baltimore
 American National Retail Jewell CTS association eonvenes in annual session at Chicago.
 Interstate exposition and Priests of Pallas festival opens in Kansas City.
 Great Tennessee homecoming celebration will begin at Nashville. in connectieon with the state fair. Centennial anniversary of the first trip of Robert Fulton's steam | boat will be celebrated at James i town exposition.
 International Cotton Seed Crush CTS association will meet in special sesion at New Orleans.
 New $7,0OO,O0O custom house in New York will be opened with elaborate ceremonies. Second annual interstate live stock and horse show opens in St. Joseph 1 Missouri.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22
GOSLIN CASE
 UP AGAIN

New York, Sept. 21.-Mrs. Una Cos lin, whose matrimonial venture ap- pears to have resulted as disastrous ly as the financial operations con-
 ducted by her. husband, Alfred R. Goslin, the 'get-rich-quick' promoter, will again air her troubles in court Monday, her suit for divorce and $10O a week alimony having been set for that date The case has been in the New York supreme court several times, but postponements have been secured by Goslin's attorneys. Goslin is now said to.be in Paris, living like a prince on the hundreds of thousands secured from American suckers. He declares his willingness to support his wife if she will go to Paris. which she refuses to do.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22
TENNESSEEANS
 TO RETURN

Nashville, Tenn, Sept. 21.-Eash- vile has put on it's best dress and will give a glorious reception to the home coming Tennesseans who are already beginning to pour into the city for next week celebration. Thousands of former residents of the state are now scattered throughout the coun- try. especially in Texas. Missouri, Oklahoma and Arkansas, and reports received by the committees indicate that they will be here in large num- bers to take part in the reunion and visit the state fair.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22

If your food does not digest we'll, few doses of Prickly Ash Bitters will set matters right. It sweetens the breath, strengthens the stomach, creates appetite and cheerfullness.
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22

Doan's Regulets cure constipation, tone the stomach, stimulate the liver, promote digestion and appetite and easy passages of the bowels Ask your druggist for them. 25 cents a box
Pine Bluff daily graphic., 1907-09-22
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Put yoGr stomoch, liver and blood in healthy condition and you can defy disease. Prickly Ash Btters is successful system regulator
Arizona republican., 1907-07-10

A Japanese American conflict would in a large measure take our minds off of the horrors of the impending presidential campaign.
Arizona republican., 1907-07-10
, Do You Open Your Mouth

like young bird and gulp down whet- ever food or medicine may be offered your Or, do you want to know something of the composition and character of that which you take into your stomach whether e food or medicine9
 Most intelligent and sensible peeple now-a-days insist on knowing what they employ whether ss food or as medicine. Dr. Pierce believes they have 6 perfect right to insist upon such knowledge. So he publishes ;Sssoadcas and on each bottle wrapper, what bls medicines are made of and vexi6es iHdhdersst6 This he feels be can wNX Afford to do because the more the lngredients 9 which h!s medicines Ire made are studied and understood Inc core will thelr superior curative ylrtues be 5rDfsclaIed.
 For the cure of woman's peculiar weak posses, irregularities and Arrangements, giviNa rise to frequent headaches, back ache dragging-down pain or distress In lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom- panied, oftrmes, with 8 facilitating, pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred symp- toms of weakness, DE R1erce's Favortte Prescription is a most efficient remedy: It is equally effective in curing painful periods, In giving strength 10 nnrslng mothers and in preparing the system Of the sxpectsnt mother fer bsby's coming, thus rendering child birth safe and com paratively painless. The "Favorite Pre- Scription is 6 most potent, strengthening tonic to the general system and to the organs distinctly feminine in particular. It Is also a soothing and inyigorating nervine and cures nervous exhaustion, nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria, Bpasms. chorea or St. Vitus's dance, and other distressing nervous symptoms at tendant upon functional and organic dis eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
 A hoS of medical authorities of all the several schools of practice, recommend each of the several ingredients of which sFavorite Prescription is made for the cure of the diseases ler which it Is claimed to be cure. Ysu may read what they say for poirseU by sending postal card request for a free booklet of extracts from the leading authorities, to Dr. R. V. Pierce. InvaridS Hotel and Surgical In- stitute. Buffalo. N. Y. and 1t will come ts you sy teturn post.
Arizona republican., 1907-07-10
THE oRANir GROWING BusI-
 1 NESS.

There elsed ire appears in this number of IT. Republican a story of the promising outlook of the orange crop of the valley. a condition of which comparatively few persons not orange growers have been made aware In a general way it is stated that twice as many oranges will be grown this year as have ever been produced in any previous year.
 The business of orange growing in the Salt River valley has been attend ed by many discouragements, the chief of which has been lack of Wa ter in that part of the valley. supposed to be the best adapted to the growth of citrus fruits. That obstacle is about to be removed There is little or no danger that any of the groves will suffer for want of water this year and next year the supply will not only be increased by the completion of the diversion dam but the supply will be rendered much more certain than It has been in. the past. When the great Tonto dam is finished there will be an absolute certainy of an adequate Wa ter supply. The certainty and ade- quacy of it will be constantly ap- preached as the reservoir approaches completion.
 The next thing will be to ascertain the precise width of the orange belt. There has been a belief that the area of orange land was limited to a com paratively narrow belt along the northern foothills.
 No doubt from past experience that that it is most nearly free from frost but equally doubtless there is a much greater area of land where citrus fruits can be grown with less risk and trou- ble than in many of the so-caIled orange regions of southern California. It may perhaps be shown that oranges of the valley where the soil is not adobe.
 Of the superiority of Salt River val ley oranges nothing need be said. For years that has been attested by all eastern dealers. Then too the early ripening of the fruit here is a great commercial advantage to growers de- nied to the growers in all other parts of the country.
 It may be predicted in all these cir cumstances that ana unpreeedentedly heavy crop this year will stimulate the citrus industry and bring about the setting out of many new groves next year.
Arizona republican., 1907-07-10

hail storm can disappoint them. Not withstanding the rather discouraging outlook on account of the water pros pect at the beginning of the season things have come out all right The water came when it was needed the worst and as a result the trees are laden as they have never been before. It is estimSted that the shipments win be double those of any previous years.
 The grove of Walter Bennett will require 12.000 props to keep the laden limbs from breaking under the weight of fruit The same state of affairs is reported from the other bearing groves It is not generally known but it is a fact that the more oranges there are on a tree the better the fruit is. The fewer oranges there are the bigger and more like pumpkins for dryness they are But if the oranges were big and possessed all the excellences of flavor and juciness that the oranges of more moderate size do they would still not be so valuable for commercial pur- poses.
 The great demand is for moderate size oranges. IL comes from hotels and boarding houses for whom little orange is as valuable as a big orange and in consequence the price paid for a box of ordinary size oranges is much more than the price paid for big orangs. It is true that an orange may be so small as to be of commer- cially inferior value and so it becomes a cull. But in California the big oranges are regarded as culls also.
 The experience of the orange grow CTS this year will it is thought stimu- late the industry and result in the planting of a greater acreage next year People are beginning to believe that the socalled orange belt is much wider than it was formerly supposed to be.
Arizona republican., 1907-07-10

It all depends upon the point of view. The people of Douglas see no harm in rldding themselves of dan gerous agitator in the quickest and most convenient manner possible. A hole may have been made in the American Mexican extradition treaty by thrusting Sarabia through it. but then it might occur to both govern ments that it would be well some times to let their local officers along the The suspend extend or modify the treaty to meet emergencies like this one.
Arizona republican., 1907-07-10
BELMONT SCHOOL

Near San Francisco. believes that f. fairly Jfers the educational advantages that thouc h. tul parents are seeking for their hOyS. A csts- logue and book of views will explain the pyr- pose and spirit of the school Next term h.- gins Aug. isth, I9O7 W. T. Reid A NJ. OT-r- vard). Head Master; W. T. Reid. Jr A. N (Harvardl, Asst. Head Master.
Arizona republican., 1907-07-10

the county poor farm for s390. There were other bids but tire lowest was s1O5 more than the successful bids.
 There was presented to the board an application by the trustees of Phoenix school district No. 1 for an appropria- ton of s4.O0O for the year for the maintenance of the departments of do- mestic science and manual training in the city schools.