Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-12-29
LITTLE JAMES

Concerning the Importance of Little
Things in the Affairs Of This, Oui
Mortal Life)
l asst My Paw. SEE I. Paw, What's
all this here Fuss about between Pres
dent Rooseyfelt an Admire Brown
Son which made III Admire Resine
rum tn Burro Of Navigashun? l see
by tn Papers at it's Something about
III Staff an tn Line. What's them
things?'
Ny Paw he tells me at tn Staff
is Wun Kind of Army or Navy Of
ficer which his DOoties is more or less
Clurricle or Settintary while tn
Dooties of tn Line Officer is sposed
to keep him more or less on his Feat.
He gifts a Chanst to see more of tn
Worldn tn staff officer but he has
IN Disadvantage of not bein' 50
Closte TO tn Throne all the time. |
tole My Paw at l thought I Druther
be a Line Officer Ny Paw he repliZe.
james, You cuddent never be Wun.
You amt Fitted fer that job by Nacher.
Your Hair aint tn Rite Cutler.
II you had tn Rite kind Of a Pull you
Mite git TO be a Staff Officer. You
see. James, it's this away: Staff Of
ficers has got to have Brown hair an
Bloc lie while the Line Officers has
got TO have Bloc Hair and Brown lie"
rs that all tn difference" l asts
in Sprize.
Il understand So" seq Ny Paw, but
that's a Good Deel. l don't see how
they could be any more Diffrunt. God
knows"
l SEE at l Shuddent think at Pres
dent Rooseyfelt an Admire Brown
Son d git into SIGH a Feerce Quart
over a Little thing Like That. I don't
sees at it'd make no Difference what
was tn Cutler of tn Hair OF tn Of
ficer at Commanded tn Hospital
Ship Relief. jist SOS at he KnOde how
to Sale a Vessle.
Ny Paw he looked Sorrowfle an he
seq. James. I'm Plum Discouraged
about you. You amt never agoin' to
be a Jenious fer Somebody Wunst sed.
'Jenious is Infinit Capacity fer De-
tales Admire Brown Son an Pres
dent Rooseyfelt is both Jeniouscs:
They don't overlook no Detales like
IN Cutler Of III Hair of tn Officer Of
tn Relief. They can't agree on IN
Cutler. but Jeniouses often Disagrees
about what is Apparently a vsrv
Trifling Matter. A Jenious don't al
ways hat to be Rite 10 be Crate.
II Hoap, James. at you'll be more
Kecrfi in tn future an don't overlook
any thing jist Becos you think it aint
no AcuLnt These here Little Detales
IS - things at has made up TN His
try Of tn World of Pollyti1 an 10
I'll T1aal-- h1
ties Becos some of EN- sed at a Mans
Sole cuddent be saved till after ne was
Baptized while others sed at q man
wasn't fit to be Baptized till after his
Sole had been Saved. Then they
Fought fer Yeers to Reech a Army
cable Conclushun an be Unanimous by
KILN off all tn Opposishun an in tn
Meantime they wasn't no Soles saved
at all becos nobody was Shure which
was tn Rite Way.
James. You ort to Reed a Histry
that was, Rote by a TroOthfle an We
rashus Travler by tn Name of Guilt
yer in which he tells about visitin' a
Hand where they was a maxim Histry
Eastern anybody could Rite II Down.
They was a Big War agoin' on an
Everybody was on Wun side or tn
Othern an Everybody was all Je-
niouses or they wuddent "a been no
Wor. TIL Bone Of Contenshun so to
speak. was a Aig though Strickl.
Speekin' a Bone can't be a Aig. About
hat tn Foxes of tn Hand sed at
Aig should always be Broke on tn Big
End before il was Eat an tn other
haf sed it was tn Little End should be
Broke an then they went al il. They
was still at it when Mister CULVER
left but I spose they Evenchly Settled
which was Rite. tn Big Endjins or tn
Little Endjins fer Trooth is Mitey an
Mus Pervale. But fer this Wor Foxes
would agone on a Eatin' Aigs AM ole
Way"
We'll. which was Rite" I asst Ny
Paw.
He Replize. Il don't Know: I never
Herd how tn Wor come out. As I
sed. Mister CULVER left before it was
Over an Nobody else cuddent never
find tn Hand on tn Map. but YOU can
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