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Evening star., 1907-08-26
CLEANING THE CITY
COMMISSIONER WEST DESIG-
MATES DAY FOR THE PURPOSE.

The National capital is to undergo gem
eral cleaning September Z. the date having
been designated by Commissioner West.
All persons responsible for unclean places
after the day In question. according to
Comm ssioner West. viii be prosecuted. The
Commissioner issued an order several days
ago to the police, health and street cleaning
departments in reference to the second an
nual cleaning up of the city. He Is
anxious that the National capital shall
maintain its reputation of being Spot
less Town. The strenuous crusade for
cleanliness last year was a success. and
Commissioner West stated this morning
that he expects as good results this year.
The crusade is aimed chiefly at the back
yards and cellars of private dwellings. and
otn.r such places where refuse and other
waste material directly indirectly, detli-
mental to health has accumulated.
Lack of Inspectors.
Generally it is the duty of the inspectors
of the health department to see to it that
such places always kept in sanitary
condition, but, owing to the lack OF inspec-
tors and the large territory to be covered, it
is Il physical impossbility for the force of
inspectors to personally visit eve.y place.
For that reason Commissioner est has
directed Maj Sylv vSster to have the mem
with the heath oificc. Each policeman is
to inspect every house and yard on his
beat" and to order cleaning, if necessary.
Commits loner West has conferred with
Jonn IWOhey, superintendent OF street
cleaning, to carting away the large
quaint ties of rubbish and refuse that w III
be gathered within the next two weeks. Su-
per .ntendent Twohey states tnat some house
keepers have a fondness for saving old ma
tcrial.
Situation Two Years Ago.
During the Cleaning up crusade last
year, MIR. Twohey says. he visited couple
of private houses where old papers and
refuse had been permitted to accumulate in
the cellar for nearly two years. 1t is to rem
.edy such conditions that that Commis-
sIoner West has decided to have an annual
Cleaning. He said today that some other
W.se good housekeeperS seem TO forget the
fact that Washington has an excellent
refuse-collectlng service, and that no fee is
charged for the collection of refuse and old
papers.
Although Cleaning up day is some
thing new to the District, 1t has been sue
cessful in Chicago for several years, where
one day each year is set apart for the pur-
pose.
1t is said to be likely that the chain gang
from the workhouse will be put to work on
some of the vacant lots where weeds have
grown too high, and which are suspected
with being breeding places for insects.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Army Folks Enjoy Outing.

The United States army lighter Pontonier,
tender to the Washington barracks, with
a party of officers and their families from
the barracks aboard. sailed on a trip down
the river Saturday. The vessel arrived at
Colonial Beach Saturday evening and re-
manned there until yesterday at noon, when
she sailed for home. Those in the party
were Maj. and Mrs. Langfitt, Miss Lang
fit, Mr.. and Mrs. Hendley. Miss Chase,
Gen. Mackenzie and Lieut.. Thomas NJ. Rob-
bins.
Evening star., 1907-08-26

FREE. a large bag of Jumpo peanuts with
every pound of Golden Blend Coffee at 20
cents per lb.. limited to to any one Gus
toner. Others ask 80 cents for same quality.
Eggs, guaranteed fresh. % cents per
dozen. F. ROBERTSON &, CO. Inc,
920 La. ave. NV.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
ID and Ind. Ave. N. w, Star Branch

II You are not coming down town tomor-
-Ow leave your advertisement for The Star
Il Butler x Fields Pharmacy. 3d and In
tana avenue northwest. and II will be
cnt 10 The Star office without additional
.1st. Wanted Help and Rooms for Rent
Fd'''' sr'a,uts are only l cent per word
dCh Insertion.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Bon-Ton Whiskey.
&c bottle. Kraemer. 135 7th st.
Unusually Fine Furniture at Auction.

At Wilson & Mayors. 1927 and 1929 G St.
on Wednesday morning. beginning at 1890
am, all new and perfect sample furniture
in mahogany. Circassian walnut. p. |. ma
pie. Tuna mahogany and Quartered oak,
together with fine furnishings, beautiful Oil
paintings and imported mirrors. If in need
of any furniture YOU should at least call in
and see these fine goods.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
$1,000 Niagara Falls Excursion,

September g. Baltimore and Ohio.
Special train standard coaches and parIor
cars, leaving Washington 1:45 a m, running
via Philadelphia ana picturesque Lehigh
Valley. Liberal stopovers returning Tick
cts good ten days. Attractive side trips
from Niagara Falls Other dates Septem-
Der 20 and October f.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
The Most Satisfying "Cold Bottle"

IS the one that contains delicious. whole
some old Glory y case of this famous
dark haar j. a coed thing to keep handy.
Phone W 4@t Abner-Drury Brewing Co.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Cleanliness Is a Stranger

in many bakeries. but not where Schnei-
der's Malt Bread is made. The best pos
sible conditions prevail there at all times
See that the grocer sends Malt Bread.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Bankruptcy Sale.

Large stock builders supplies. paints.
brushes etc. by auction at III Cd st. Sc.
tomorrow 1890 am: also 3 horses, 3 wag-
ons etc, to be sold first.-Advt.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Do You Want Boardersp

Then let a small ad in The Star under
Rooms and Board find them for you The
cost is very small. ss.'
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Chris. Xander's Pride of Va. Port.
New Furniture of Quality at Auction

When diluted it makes a delicious punch
15C and II qt. Only at 500 Ith.
Evening star., 1907-08-26

Swift & Co.'S sales of fresh beef in Wash
.nF,"n Tor IN" week ending Saturday, Au-
Evening star., 1907-08-26
5-Lb. Packages Breakfast Hominv.

121kc: Extra Large Prunes, 12c; Corn Meal,
90 PIX; Navy Beans, 7l2c qt.; Best Four.
S125 A-bbl. SIX; Best Butter. 27c; Cream
Cheese, 1Gc. ]. T. D. Pyles' stores. au2G-2t
Evening star., 1907-08-26

used in making Rcisinger's Peach lee
Cream. Try il. 30 G St Phone ii 2If7
Evening star., 1907-08-26

Materials and machines on premises: no
delay. Right prices. Eisinger Bros, 2lU9 9Th.
au2G-d, aSu.3
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Furnace Coal, 5000, Delivered.

John B. Daish. receiver in bankruptcy,
VIM. J. Zeh Co, Inc, 1927 G st. NV. Main
4I4.-Advt.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
C. A. Muddiman g. Co.

Jewel Gas Ranges and Water Heaters.
GIG 12th 81. Lamps 1904 q st.
Evening star., 1907-08-26

competent and reliable employe for the
ONCE or store can be secured by Star
Want Ad." Telephone II.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Furnace Coal. 5000, Delivered.

John B. Daish, receiver in bankruptcy,
VIM. ]. Zeh Co., Inc, 1897 G st. NV. Main
-474.-Advt.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
CITY ITEMS.
There's Safety in Drinking Heurich s

beers in addition to satisfaction. precau-
tions exercised in brewing. aging and bot
ting insure highest quality and purity. >
doz. Maerzen or Senate, $l.T5. = doz. Lager.
$3.50. Bottle rebate. 5Uc. Phone W. 81.
Evening star., 1907-08-26
Your silverware Should Be Stored

in the special silver vaults of Union Trust
Co, 1414 f St, during your absence from
town. Absolute safety at very reasonable
rates. No charge foE cartage.-Advt.
Evening star., 1907-08-26

ALI Amateur Pictures Printed, Sc Up.
In real velox. WHITSONS. 712 9th st. NV
apl4-tf
Evening star., 1907-08-26

Trv Salt Air Trip to Baltimore.
PaIltial steamers Electr;a lighted. In
exCtl.cd cuisine. See Excursions.
Evening star., 1907-08-26

Elk Club Straight Rye,
6Oc per bottle.
d: Doody. 1904 N. Cap. Phone 3os3 North
jy3-tf
New-York tribune., 1907-12-08
WE CARRY A COMPLETE, r,>-
OF STATTARY-
HAVE YOU SEEN IT?
COME IN.

Now, never have l seen what may be trustfuIv
called a complete line of statuary. The Vatican hos
a wealth OF plastic treasures and In the M,,seo
Capitolino one can find much TO interest him The
thing is true of the Louvre and of the British
Museum Still, none OF these collections. how,
ever wonderful carries complete line of statuarv
To think that the MUSES. should have kndly guided
to the only place in the world where they do
carry a complete line, and that this place sbofY,d
be Utica, New York!
L enter with all the eagerness Of one who humbly
New-York tribune., 1907-12-08
EXCHANGE OF cIvILiTiEs.

A Confederate veteran met his former bodyguard
on the road
us that you. Peter?'' he called to the old negro
who was grinning as he doffed his hat.
"Yas sub, dis am me-!
We'll well!'' laughed the other. II see that all
the old fools not dead yet"
Oats so, Mars Tom" Peter pulled his erisl,y
forelock appreciatively. IFS monsus glad to see
dat yous in such good health, suh ~. I.ippincott's
New-York tribune., 1907-12-08
POOR JONES!

Missionary-Can you give any information
about Deacon Jones. who abored amongst your
people three years ago?
Cannihal-Well, the last heard about him he
had gone into ccnsumption.-Judgs
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
NoTIGE7To WHOM IT MAY CON
In Germ:

You are, hereby notified and informed
that at duly and regularly called special
meeting OF the stoekholders Of The Col:
at its office in the City OF Cheyenne, State
Of Wyoming, on the 14th day of Septem-
Der, a. d. 1907. il. was decided BY the
stockholders of said corporation to dis.
following resolution was regularly intro
duced and carried, more than two-thirds
Of the entire stock Of said corporation
WHEREAS 8 it is to the best interests OF
The Color Wyoming Telephone Com.
pany and stockholders that said Com
pany be lived and its affairs wound
Now I1EREFoRE BE 1T RE.
SOLVED that said The Colorado-Wyo-
ming Telephone Company shall be dis
BE II FURTHER RESOLVED that
the proper officers OF this Company be.
and they hereby are. authorized. INSTRUCT.
proper, notices Of such dissolution and
take all necessary steps. as provided by
law to wind up the affairs Of this Com
Dany and dissolve the same.
g. WILLIAMns. ANS fsa sscretary. !fe'laeh''
First publication in Greeley Tribune
Sept. 10. 'O7: last publication Oct. "a. OF.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
The Graphic.

The Graphic club met Monday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. Susan
Adams. The "Roman Drama was
studied under the leadership of Mrs
Norcross, who first gave sketch of
the drama in Rome. Mrs. Hall
Jones followed with a description of
the drama and Mrs. Albert Igo told
OF Roman dramatic writer's.
Miss Ida Bishop read sketches OF
Roman comedies and Mrs. Mary
Bliss told of the "Augustan Age. >,
Mrs. Fannie Taylor gave diagram
and description of Roman theatres.
Much interest was manifested In the
general discussion Of the topics.
Mrs Susan Adams was in charge
of the last half hour or recreation
hour. Mrs. A. K. Clark read 1.-The
Wind and the Moon" and Mrs.
Adams gave another version of 'orhe
Three Bears Little Jeanette
and CAROLYN Edwa,ds told several
pretty stories in Indian costume.
Members were then blindfolded and
walked to the wall to feed pump.
kin face. Mrs. Virginia McCreerv
and Mrs. Kittie Parker were most
successful and drew for the prize
Mrs. Parker winning.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
New Century.

October l6 the New Century club
met with Mrs. Wilkinson at the
home OF Miss Sadie Miller. A care
fully prepared paper on the 'Aragon
to the Union with Castillo" was read
by Mrs. Daven, which was followed
by the lives of the explorers. First
DeGama and Columbus by Mrs.
Woodbury., Cabal, Vespucci and
Cortez by Mrs. Ringle. DeSoto by
Mrs. Moore and Balboa by Mrs. Hop.
kins.
The early history of Spain as
studied by this club has proven SC
interesting to the members that the
afternoons are all too short. Mrs.
Hibbard and Mrs. Ernesti were In.
vited to become members of the club
Delicious refreshments were servec
by the hostess, Mrs. Wilkinson, as
sisted by Miss Miller and an enjoy.
able half hour was spent over thu
tea cups, after which the club ad
journed to meet with Mrs. Wood
bury Oct. 30.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
How to Cure a Cold

Inc question of how to cure a cold
without unnecessary loss of time q
one In which we are all more or Ions
interested, for the quicker a cola :.
gotten rid of the less the danger =,
pneumonia and other serious dIsea 40,
b. W. L. Hall. of Waveriy W. .s.
used Chamberlain's Cough Rcmads %
ior years and says: Il ffnIg h.
lieve Chamberlain's Cough Pensa,
to be absolutely the best prers,a...y s.S
on the market for colds. go
recommended 1t to my friends 90 80
they all agree with me Fa, -. 80
by all duggists. Saie
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Reid-OWen.

A wedding OF more than ordinary
interest took place Oct. 9 at Wyn.
cote, Wyo, when Miss Pearl Reid
became the bride of William Owen
of Hugo, Colo. The ceremony was
performed at O'Clock in the after
noon at Valley View ranch, the
home of f. Fl Reid. uncle to the
bride, and was witnessed by fifty
friends
The bride wore a beautiful gown
of white Paris lawn trimmed In
Irish point and yalenciennes lace and
carried white roses The couple
were attended by Janet and Earl
Reid, sister and cousin of the bride.
Following the ceremony buffet
luncheon was served.
The bride is the daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. j. F. Reid and resided here
a number Of years and has many
friends. Last year she taught in
Colorado Springs.
The groom is employed in the
government land office at Hugo,
where they will reside.
The couple went to Topeka, Kan,
on a wedding journey.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Cold w Gather Advice
Accidentally Shot

1u' and Henry Carlson, aged IA
ana IL years, the two sons of Mr.. and
mrs Z. T. Carlson, were playing
with 32'calibre revolver Saturday
evening when 1t was accidentally
olscnarged, the shot entering Henry,s 8
cheek, knocking out some teeth and
lodging in his throat.
Ihe lad was taken to the Greeley
hospital and is recovering nicely.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
consrI.si iatBon.l.

Services OF dedication viii be b.
gun in the chapel OF the church on
next Sunday morning. MIR. Doane
will speak upon THE Social oppor-
tunity of the Church, at the morn.
ing service, and In the evening a
platform meeting will be held, with
the following program: Fiye-mfn
ute addresses upon the topic, The
Church and Its Meeting House.,,
"As Business Balance Wheel, +.
j. c. Ewing; LAS Society Guide. y
Mrs. William Starr; LAS Moral
Tonic, {" Judge j.. c. Nixon: ,sAs
An Educational Impulse Mrs. D.
ID. Hugh; "As Place of Amuse-
ment." j. E Shook; las a Health
Resort Miss Frances Tobey; AZ q
Place of Prayer" j. A. Alexander :
Christ, the Inspiration of the social
Church., MIR. Doane. On Wednes.
day evening the Rev. Ii. Fl. Walker.
Ph. D., of Boulder. will speak mon
the conservation of the church to
social service. DR.. Walker ID :
young man very popular with the
university students, and should nave
large hearing. Friday evening
Will be "Children's Night when
the boys and girls of the church and
Sunday school will gather in the
social rooms of the church for a
basket picnic supper, games, stories
and good time generally,
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
THE ! CLUBS
Saturday Afternoon.

The Saturday Afternoon club met
last week with Mrs. F. E. Stock
over. Mrs. Alice Rea was the leader
and Edmond Rostand, the French
playwright aud his play. The
Princess Far Away" was studied.
Foul members read parts of the play.
Music was furnished by Miss
Elizabeth Kendel.
Mrs. DR.. Leslie was a visitor.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Remember

r. ~ S you miss the concert at the
, rlrst PRESBYTERIAN church on Tpessas s :
~, evening Nov, 5, you will reg,sr :.
Ihere VIII be music of all rIs.5a.. s',s -. y.
ault al classes. Tickets 25e to -, -
Ilckets on sale at ReynoId., - ,a',.. a..
soofe' Clark & Faulkner's drpg s, lug
thompson music store and NJ stole'
con hardware store ''eO OHtch-
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
/ col rs ORIGINAL HOT BLAST=THE CLEAN STOW
smoke PROOF

The feed door on this stove il guaranteed smoke
proof and does away with the escape of smoke SCOT
and gas into the house. Side feed doors used on
other stoves discharge cloud of gas and soot-lad-
ened smoke into the house and scatter SCOT and
ashes over the carpet when opened.
Another point: In feeding coal into side feed
door it has to be thrown into tho stove, which
usually results in scattering much Of = over the
the coal is poured into the stove even to the dust
in the bottom of the bod without particle being
spilled on the floor.
This clean and economical stove burns the gases
which often escape into the rooms with other
stoves The annoyance and dirt from kindling
new fires is dispensed with as tho rooms are beat
ed up for two or three hours each morning with
the fuel put in the night before and tho Fire u
Never Out. COLES ORIGINAL HOT
BLAST is the cleanest stove made and will more
than save ITS cost in fuel each winter.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
PuIsifer.

Edith Eileen Pulsifer, daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. George W. Pulsifer,
died of typhoid fever Saturday. Oct.
10, aged thirteen years.
The remains were shipped Sunday
to Georgetown where funeral services
will be conducted and interment
made.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Fisher.

Rev o. l.. Fisher, formerly resi-
dent of Greeley. died last Saturday,
Oct. 10, in Denver. Rev. Fisher
was pastor of the Methodist church
here In 1875 and 1876 and was presi-
dent of the Fort Worth, (.Fex. uni
versity from 1890 to 1896.
Funeral services were postponed
awaiting the arrival Of son from
Seattle and the remains will be
brought to Greeley today for burial
beside his wife and daughter. who
are buried In Linn Grove cemetery.
Interment services at Linn Grove
at 10 O'Clock tomorrow morning.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Trinity Episcopal.

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Ser.
vices at II a. NJ. and 1880 p. n.
Morning subject, Christians at
Antioch. Subject at night, God
Point of View" SPECIAL music this
Sunday, Far from My Heavenly
Home,' by Tours. Lead kindly
Light" Fl. Shepperd. Public, n-
-sited. j. A. Trimmer, rector.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
DUST PROOF

iliar with TIA aah pan method and have no doao.'
gone through ths process many times OF spreading
a newspaper or Cloth under your stove every "n'o
the over-flled pan IS removed
The ash pan i. no, only dirty. but great evil
in stove constructiou. 1t adds door and joints
which can be mad only temporarily alright by
the use of .tove putty These joints open after a
few weeks. use rendefing ash pan stoves worthless
as FIRE keepers, .nd makes them fuel-eaters rather
than fuel-savers. The ash pan and the shield for
guiding ashes into the pan, also prevent base neat
Our msthod Is the only clean way. The
wi,lsl brsoa. turkey wing and dust cloth
are dlspense6 with. There are no joints to
leak air. base heat is not .etarded and Coles Hot
Blast Is tho cleanest s0ys, the best iioor heater
and the only stow in the world which can be
guaranteed to reman always air-aght-
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
THE j. T. CLOUGH FURNITURE COMPANY
DEATHS
Fortune.

Homer Fortune, the two-year-uld
son of Mr. and Mrs. Walter Fortune,
died Saturday, Oct, 10.
Funeral services were conducted at
the family home, 3ol Eighth avenue,
at O'Clock Monday afternoon by
Rev. r. j. Hunter
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Attention.

now Is the time to pet
wagon or truck wagon w. @ ,alm
t.sefa, tns a.,s Kinds of truck wagons ',a,s snd
Ine prices are right. E ana
hiunt, 7ls Seventh street 'nS Il.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Nazarone,

The objectionable aud Unpard,
oned Sin" will be the theme of ser.
mon at the Electric theatre on Sun.
day evening.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Unitarian.

Service, l0:45. Subject of lecture,
THE Bible Record of the Mora
Evolution of God and Man - This
lecture is one In series on the
Bible. Adult class will meet at
1915, and will discuss the problem
of the young man. I. g. Brockway,
minister.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
ts.skm.a.,.

~ &
Hugh A. Hickman died at his
home northeast OF Greeley last
Thursday, Oct. II, aged So years.
Mr.. Hickmans' death was the re-.
suit Of runaway accident which oc.
Cured week previous. wien lie was
thrown from wagon and two ribs
broken which punctured his left
lung.
Deceased leaves widow, two sons,
one daughter and step daughter.
Funeral services were conducted
by Rev. d. d. Forward at 2 O'Clock
Friday afternoon at Macy's UNDER
taking parlors and interment made
at LinL Grove.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
WEDDINGS
Eyerman-Fischer.

w. G. Fiscner of this city and
Miss Lilly E. Eyerman, formerly or
Columbus, O were married by Rev.
Fr. Casey last Thursday.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Two Days Tarpon Fishing.

Included In private train tour Of
Mexico. via Colorado & southsrn
wh'ch leaves Denver Jan. 80. Ask
ior particulars. T. E. Fisher. a. p
A., Denver.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Swedish Lutheran.

Sunday school at 10 a. m. Even.
ing service at 30. Oscar W. Gus
tafson, pastor.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
The Churches
United Presbyterian.

Rev. j. S. Pollock OF Fort Morgan
will preach morning and evening.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Farmsl Farmsl Farmsl

Al sizes. All prices See Wood.
,., Iun q Mumper, si4H Main street.
phone, Greeley As. s'
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24

., hiRk s JAP ROSE ,o,ia,
~ IS TRANSPARENT -, ,tnu anu bath soan-
'n H. Al. druggists and md g1,,l 1aa eau gesd
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24
Mcfarland.

DR.. Arthur II Mcfarland died
Tuesday, Oct. %, at the family
home, 1908 Ninth avenue, Of tuber-
culosis.
Deceased was born in New York
So years ago and was a graduate of
Columbia college. He has lived In
Colorado since 1875 and practiced
his profession many years in the
southern part of the state. The
family came to Greeley three years
ago. Deceased leaves widow and
daughter.
Funeral services were conducted
bv Rev. R. j. Hunter at the resi-.
dence al 3 O'Clock yesterday after
noon.
Cold Weather Advice
to all Is to beware OF coughs and
COLDS on the chest; as neglected they
readily lead TO pneumonia, consump.
tion or other pulmonary troubles.
just as soon as the cough appears
treat 1t with Ballard's Horehound
syrup. the standard cure of Amer
lea. Use as directed-perfectly
harmless. A cure aud preventive
Tor al diseases of the lungs. Price
25c, SOC and 81 per hottie. Sold by
all druggists.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-10-24

Coles Original Hot Blast Is the cieanest
stove ever placed on the market. Our method
of removing ashes shown by cut No l. Is per-
fec,ly clean and overcomes the many objections
to the ash pan used in other stoves. The elbow
draft casting with its upward slant allows the
empty coahod to be set under the draft SO that
no ashes or Goals can be spilled on the floor Our
patented dustless ash cover shown by illustration
is furnished free with Nos. 122. 152, lsz and
l96 stoves. 1t keeps down every particle OF aust
in removing ashes, feature that will be ap-
preciated by every tidy housekeeper
Ash mans when used in other stoves small to
hold a full "a hours accumulation of ashes. They
are usually oyer-hlIed when removed. and the ashes
in the bottom of the stove are dragged the
GARNET as shown by cut No . You are all fam
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1907-11-13
QUAKER REFLECTIONS.

IFrom the Philadelphia Record.l
The race for wealth merely leads to
mausoleum.
The fellow who is stuck on himself
is apt to be a stick.
A man of note shouldn't allow his
notes to go to protest.
1t isn't every ball player who can
make a hit on the stage.
Spontaneous thoughts are often like
the gun we didn't know was loaded.
There isn't anything more nerve
racking than an old maid of so trying
to be cute.
Some men are born great, some
achieve greatness and others put up a
successful bluff.
Nell-"Mr. Dense is SO apt to take
things for granted" Believes.
everything but hint"
There is nothing new under the
sum-" says the Manayunk Philosopher.
Even in making mistakes we are
merely initiating"
ct have been in clover all summer"
1oyously remarked the optimist. ezra.
cious! That wouldn't suit me-" repIied
the pessimist- I'D be afraid OF hay
fever"
Wigg-"Scribbler's new novel IN
very realistic, don't you think SO ?"
Wagg-"Yes. indeed. When 1 came To
a six-page description of a yawnine
chasm 1t actually put me to sleep"