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The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17
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~ DIV The REV. MADISON c. PETERS DID,

both were as alike In external appearance
as TWO peas in one pod. SO that they
might readily have been mistaken TOT
twins, but right here the slm,litnae l,1la 6,se
ceased for Ned Nolan was In dire dls-
tress. while Con Casey was well-to"do
the former having a large family TO sup
port and the latter only his aged mother
Ned fell behind in the rent. and inc
gale" day. as IL is called In Ireland.
came around, when His Honor the
agent, was to arrive in the neiShborlnS
town to collect With heavy heart Ned
made his way 10 the office. and. with hat
in hand begged for time, but the agent
was ineXorable. and 10 Neds entrealles
his answer was. "Pay or get OUT! The
poor fellow was turning away With tears
In his eyes when a sudden inspiration
came TO the agent, who was on OF
humorist. Calling him back, he SAID NO
Ian, I'll give you another chance.
"The saints In glory bless began Ned
but the agent interrupted him.
Don't bless or thank me too soon.
Nolan. Wait TIL you hear my terms J
am going 10 PROFOUND you three oues-
them. II at the end Of tnat time You
come here and give the correct answers
III not alone give you time, bnt ~ mana
you clear receipt for your rent
Bravo shouted Nolan, almost jump
ing out of his skin with JOY. Fire away.
your Honor. and I'D do my best;
''Wen' responded the agent, here are
three questions: Gl What rs the weight
there in the heavens? CD What viii !
be thinking when you come before me to
answer these questions?'
Ned's Jaw fell and he commenced to
scratch his head; but. looking up at the
agent, he exclaimed: why your Honor
the devil himself couldn't answer those
questions, but III have Try. anyhow
Ned was making his way home, very
sad indeed when who should he meet on
the road but his neighhor. Con Casey.
To Con he told his troubles.
keep up your heart. Ned" consoled
Con I'm answer the questions FOR YOU.
me next Saturday and I'll do the rest"
Accordingly when the eek was up.
Con CASEY. risgcd out in sH1lan's clothes,
presented himself there before "ilis
Honor
We'll. Nolan, are you ready 10 answer
my questions" interrosated the mistaken
II am. sir" replied Casey. alias Nolan.
Very well, then; First what is the
weight of the noon
Just one hundredweisht. your Honor.
How do YOU make that out?
sure there are four quarters in the
moon. and don't four quarters make the
VERY good Nolan. very good Now
for the second. How many stars are
there in the heavens"
-Four hundred and forty-four billion
three hundred and thirty-three million
two hundred and twenty-five thousand
one hundred and eleven.
stop stop How am / 10 know this?'
''If you don't believe me. your honor
go and count them yourself
| Clever. Nolan clever. hut | have go
/ Won on the last one. What am I think
/ ing just nnw?'
5.Begorra your honor, that's the easi
! est one of The hunch-you're 'hinkini
I I'm nothing of the kind, I'm Coz
I CaseV'
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17

home not his wife. not his children; he
is merely bit OF soullcss clay. That
man is not TO he envied though the
wealth of Golconda lies at his feet As
Walter Scott says;
Living shall forfeit fair. renouu
And doubIy dying shall go down
To the vile dust whence he sprung
Unwept. unhonored and unsung.
IT has been said that the man must
he dead whose patriotism would not gain
force on the plain OF Marathon, or
whose enthusiasm would not glow
warmer amidst the ruins of eternal
Rome. We all have our Marathons and
our Romcs TO stimulate cur patriotism.
Even the poor savage
cloves his native shore
Though rude the soil and chill the air
Then we'll NAV ErinS sons adore
The land that nature formed so fairi'
All. why not. indeed? The land which
nature formed so fair-lreland of the
laughing skies and the smiling valleys
ireland, the land Of gray legends and
olden romances. the land of traditions
holy and hoary. with a history older than
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17

bed and fell down the areaway between
the new building and the next house.
They carried him off TO the hospital.
badly injured. what time did YOU
fallI" asked the doctor, ''At " o'clock.
sir, exact How did you know the time
so correctly" Because when ] was
falling down ] seen the people through
the window OF the next house sitting
down TO dinner.
An Irlshman was asked when he ap
piled for a Job If he could talk German.
'Why. 10 be sure 1 can. il it's spoken
in Irish.
4 Yankee and an Irlshman happening
10 be riding together passed gallows.
Where would you be-. queried iona
than, "if the galowS had It's due?'
Riding alone I guess returned the
Irishman.
son Of the Emerald isle accidentally
broke q plate glass window in lower
broadway. When he realized the harm
he had done he took to his heels, but
was not quick enough for the proprie
tor who seized him by the collar, yell
ing,
5'You broke my window. You scoundrel,
YOU broke my window.
"ro be sure / did volunteered the
culprit. and didn't you see me running
like blazse to get the money TO pay
for it?'
coroner in the city of Cork was
! asked how he accounted for the increase
! i'm sudden deaths.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17
Always Keeps Chamberlain Cough
Remedy in His House

lain $ Cough Remedy, 1t is kept on
hand continually in Our home says
w. w. Kcarney, editor of the Indepeud-
ent, Lowry City, Mo. That is just what
every family should do. When kept at
hand ready for instant use, a cold may
be checked at the outset and cured in
settled in the system. This remedy is
also without peer for Group IN chill
dren. and Will prevent the attack when
given as soon as the child becomes
hoarse, or even after the croupy cough
appears, which can only be done when
the remedy is kept at hand. For sale
by all leading druggists.
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17

Il cannot tell" lie replied. There
are people dying this year that never
died before
Sir Boyle Roche. member of the Irish
Parliament raised herds of them. Fear
ing a revolution. Sir Boyle once Informed
his fellow members thar the House OF
"who," said he, would cut us TO minCe-
meat and throw our bleeding heads on
The table 10 stare us in the face.
Al another time, speaking for the sus-
pension Of the habeas corpus bill, he
said:
1t would be better to give up, not
only a part but, ii necessary, even the
whole of the constitution In order TO
preserve the remainder When he was
suffering from gouJ he rebuked his shoe
maker II told you To make ono of my
shoes larger than the other; instead. YOU
have made one OF them smaller than the
other lie once sent an amusing invi-
tation to nobleman Of his aGquain-
you come within mile, OF my house
you Will stay there all night
Many. other famous bulls have been
raised in Ireland countryman went
into the postofiice and asked if there
were any letters for him
What nance" inquired the attendant
"Why, you blocEhead, you VIII see the
name on the envelope.
Pat asked a gentleman of his SER
want. watts all the noise In the street,"
"Oh. nothing, sir they're only forcing
q man 10 join the volunteers,
\ Dublin editor said he Saw no earthly
reason why they whould not allow women
to become medical men.
Col Snundcrsun. who has just died.
once informed the House Of Commons. 81
was born in Ireland and have remained SO
ever since"
An Irish corporation once adopted this
resolution: THAT new iall should bc
built; that this be done out OF the ma
tcrials of the old one. and that The old
jail bc used until the new one he COM
p!c;ed."
An cid lrlshman was so poor that he
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17

Needless TO say, Casey got clear re-
ceipt for Nolan.
But it is not necessary To give the
Irshman n week To- answer n question.
He has his answer cut and dried and
ready for use at any and all times,
Dennis O'Flynn was asked why he came
To America. ''Is't what / came for You
mauc? BY the powers, YOU can swear
It wasn't for want. for l had plenty of
that at home"
Say. Pat, can YOU tell me how far
it is to Uarlcm?" inquired Il passerby
OF an Irish laDorcr ON Sixth avenue.
.'IIow did you know my name was
Pat?'-a truly Irish way of answering
Il question bv asking another.
oh I just guessed H." replied the
stranger.
''Ncn. when you're so good al guess
Ing, guess how far ii is To Harlem"
Mike" Mulcahy was a hodCairlcr on
top OF large building in course OF ercc-
lion downtown. He accidentally STUN
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17

her lakes and her hills. richer in the
blood OF her martyrs, stronger III the
,,iTtucS Of her peopic than all other lands
with their armies and their revenues and
their ships upon the sea, sometimes
wrcathed in smiles, oftener bathcd IN
tears, but ever lifting her head In the
western sunshine above the tempests
which sweep around her. and sitting to-
dav like a widowed queen by the waters
Of her emerald sea.
History records no people. with the eT-
ception OF the Hebrews, who have SUI
fcred so long and so severely as the lrish.
/ cannot help thinking that nation
which has borne so much, which has
sheen scourged and trampfed underfoot
so long yet rises still triumphant and
victorious over her wrongs-I cannot help
thinking that God Almighty must have
great future before her. and that di-
vine mission is hers.
Ireland still remains unconauered and
unconuucrable and though for the last
The Salt Lake tribune. [volume] (Salt Lake City, Utah) 1890-current, 1907-03-17
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L.-native land-ls inc uaSn
s,,rsrts lis all, no matter where
srt home is situate, whether un-
frsezing stars OF the Arctic zone.
.nial skies of the Temperate or
~ire suns OF the Torrld, As
lille Is drawn tc tne polS' Lns
"A man is drawn TO ,he iaho 'ha'
S,mseIf OF his fathers birth
there man with soul so
,r ao, N himself hath said
nv own, ms native land.
heart @ hath ne'er within him
r hIs footsteps he hath turned
%andering on foreign strand.
.o.,nan loves 10 hear about the
'isrd". his spirit is carried back
10 the castled crags and the
.,r nrecjpices. the springing corn
ma the waving vineyards; again
~ IN the dewey ewes with his
IA dayen haired Gretchen. and
q ihe blue Rhine sweep alons.
a. and hears or seems 10 hear
cemen songs they used 10 sing in
korls calm and clear,
1Fysncbman scars 10 the sunny
N Ia Belle France. where he
IN his youth away; he sees the
Z 6slds and the whitewa shed cot
n ,he children still at play. he
n fancy the merry tunes which
,sesants play when the long days
! Fls DER and the Western sun is
- in a blaze Of glory behind the
erests OF the Bay Of Biscay.
III dark browed Spaniard again
bis golden guitar and MARBLES in
soul enchanting sercnede 10 his
-eyed senorlta in the olive groves
/, he blue waters Of the murnur-
Mediterranean.
! dreaming Italian fancies himself
more under the cloudless skies of
\ talabria, amid the myrtle groves
Z own fair southern home
L Korwegians. proud OF their barren
rits inscribe upon their dollars
Id ioyalty. and whatever is honor
lei the world learn among the
Of Norway"
canny Scptchman sighs for the
Id OF brown heath and shaggy
nod
q the mountain and the flood
n Bull thinks naught so fair as
Iural pastures and stately homes OF
hold Hengland.'
b thus love Of country is implanted
ffry human breast. Even our own
nesroes long for the plantation
o. the Sunny South; their over
|ng hearts break out in song for
1!ton fields OF Dixie land, and in
iley go sailing down
Snwanee ribber. far, far away"
native of one OF the Asiatic isles,
the splendors OF Paris. beholding
mana tree In the Garden of Plants,
ID II With tears. and seemed to be
moment transported To- his own
n Ethiopian imagines that God made
Nnds and deserts. while the angels
employod in forming the rest OF
.Mgh.
Maltese, isolated on rock. dis
|t&2d their island by the appella-
Ml'The Flower OF the World"
tsquimaux are no less attached
Naf frgid zone, esteeming their
'r1s OF blubber oil for food and an
<Fg for habitatiop above all the re-
Svfnt OF other countries.
love Of home is a God implanted
Won which nothing on earth can
.c9le. Show me the man who loves
nls country. and / will say to you
MN. for the man who loves not
kouniry, loves not his God, not his
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-20
DOCTOR CHANGES
HIS TESTIMONY
NOW SAYS THAT WOUNDS OF
GIRL COULD HAVE BEEN
EtE-lNFLICTED.
SHOWS SOME DISCREPANCIES
DR.. STAFFORD SAYS THAT DEATH
COULD HAVE BEEN CAUSED
BY DIABETES.

Flandreau. S. D., June 13. = Sensa-
ton followed sensation in yesterdays
sessions of the trial of Mrs. Emma
Kaufman of Sioux Falls, accused OF
murder for the death of Agnes Polreis,
her servant
Disorder broke out three separate
times during yesterdays session. The
citizens, hitherto apparently indiffer-
ent to the way in which the trial
might end, broke into a storm Of jeers
and Kisses as the testimony bore on
brutal acts which the rich brewer S
wife is alleged to have have commit
ted against the girl, followed by
cheers of triumph when the principal
witness declared that the defendant
tlsband and her counsel had attempt
to influence her testimony. The
.rd demonstration occurred when
compliments were exchanged between
the opposing attorneys just before adj
journment was taken.
Peter Erickson, the star witness for
the state, was on the stand Yesterday.
Erickson was a hired man in the en-
ploy of Kaufman. He told of an oc-
casion when Agnes Polreis was
jostled to the floor OF storm house
by Mrs. Kaufman and being very
weak was prevented from rising by
the defendant Other incidents Of
cruelty recited were the pouring of
hot water on the girl, poking her in
the RIBS with broom stick and max
ing her battle her feet in ashes soaked
in water. 4 perfect storm of Kisses
broke from the crowd as Erickson told
of alleged acts Of cruelty.
On cross-examination, being pressed
to state whether he had been offered
a monetary consideration to influence
him, Erickson said that the only ones
who had attempted to influence him
were Judge Aikens, attorney for the
defense, and Mr.. Kaufman, husband
of the defendant. This declaration
vas intantly greeted by cheers and
handclapping from the spectators.
Judge Smith severely rebuked the
crowd for the demonstration.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-20
otncials Of the postoflces at San

Officials Of the postof1ces at San
Francisco and Denver produced origi-
nal records showing that in August,
1907, registered letter was sent I'M
der the name of ~. Wolf" from the
address of Petitioners store in Denver
to 81. Dempsey at the Golden West
hotel in San Francisco. Orchard
swore that he stayed at the Golden
West hotel under an alias that was
either Dempsey" or Hogan" that
Pettibone used the aliases of Wolf
and Pat Bone" and that under the
name of "Wolf" Pettibone, in the
month mentioned sent him a register
ed letter containing 500 to pay his
expenses while engaged on the Brad
ley murder.
Tell of Arrest at Ogden.
Police officials of Ogden established
the arrest there in June, 1903, of
Steve Adams and A. T. Williams.
When released through the influence
of detective they went straight to
the office of the Western Union and
sent a telegram to Haywood in Den
yer.
The defense headed off an attempt
to get the contents of the telegram
before the jury, but the state indicat-
ed that it would return to the charge
later and further develop the incident
when it has broadened its foundation.
Adams identified.
The state got an order from the
court directing the Western Union to
produce it's records showing that Hay
wood sent money to Adams at Ogden.
When the Ogden testimony was intro
duced Steve Adams was brought into
court under guard to be identified.
Besides its work on the Pettibone-
Orchard and Haywood-Adams line the
state produced several witnesses who
confirmed features of Orchards story
as to the Bradley affair the first de-
scent into the indicator mine with
the object
Of Doing Violence,
the final success Of the Vindicator
plot, and the circumstances under
which Detective Lyle Gregory was
killed. Aside from its fight against
the admission of all the evidence Of
fered by the state on the general
ground that it was in no way connect
ed with the accused, the defense con-
tented itself with, showing that all of
the witnesses had been located and in
tervieweu by Pinkerton detectives,
and that they had been given adj
vances of expense money through
Pinkerton agencies.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-20

be in the way of rebuttai, and Judge
Aikens followed this with his opening.
Family Physician Called.
The first witness called for the de-
Tense was DR.. w. A. German of Sioux
Falls, Mrs kaufmann's family physi-
clan. He testified that he was called
to the house on the morning of June
/ Of last year to attend Agnes Po!reis,
and that he found her to be suffering
from diabetes milletus, and that her
body had many spots on it which re-
sembled bruises, and that her feet and
hands were also marked. Also that
some of her fingers had become dis
jointed through the action Of the dis
ease. He said that he ordered her
taken to the hospital, and that the
girl opposed this and begged to re-
main with Mrs. Kaufman. His testi-
mony was supported by DR.. Olney,
also of Sioux Falls, who participated.
in the examination of the body at
Parkston at the time it was exhumed.
The doctors said that blood clots on
the brain also were due to the disease
dllu ludI luSiS liz SNluCuCS VI
wounds from external causes.
RigidIy Cross-examined.
Attorney Egan put Dr. German
through a rigid cross examination and
also had begun to cross-eXamine DR..
Olney whe court adjourned close to 6
o'clock. The state claims to have
shattered all the testimony introduced
by the defense, though Judge Aikens
declared that his case has been all but
won by the events of the day.
The court room was crowded yester
day afternoon, most of the spectators
being women Only one demonstra~
ton took place, and this was against
the defendant. Judge Smith quickly
silencel this, however, and announced
that any further such action by the
spectators would be followed by an
order to keep the court room cleared
during the remainder of the trial
Mrs. Kaufman seemed as little
moved as ever yesterday, though she
very plainly listened with the closest
attention to all the questions and an
swers, both iE direct and cross exam
nation.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-20
news OF WEEK SUMMARIZED
IMPORTANT EVENTS AT HOME
AND ON FOREIGN SHORES
{ BRIEFLY TOLD.
Washington.

The vacancy in the isthmian canal
commission caused by the early retire.
ment of Purchasing Agent Ross will
not be filled. Gen. Mckenzie, chief Of
engineers, will probably be assigned
to the work.
The report on the operations Of the
rural mail delivery service to June
last shows that since May l there has
been an increase of III in the num-
ber Of routes, there being 37,741 route
now in operation, which are served b.,
36,566 carriers. All these routes are
served daily except 643, on which serv-
ice is rendered tri-weekly.
The Twenty-fifth infantry, one of
whose battalions figured in the
Brownsville incident, was ordered to
sail for the Philippines from San
Francisco on the transport Buford
July rs. Their going will remove
practically all the negro troops from
the United States, only few cavalry
men being left at West Point.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-20
Personal.

Miss Julia Magruder, the novelist,
died at Richmond, Va after pro-
tracted Illness, aged fifty-one years,
George R. Carter, governor of Ha-
wall, will not serve another term after
the present one, which expires on
Nov. 30, is completed. .
Former District Judge L. B. France,
a pioneer and noted lawyer of Denver.
Is dead. He was regarded as the fore
most authority in Colorado on libel.
Col. James B Quinn. corps of engi-
neers, in charge of the government
river and harbor works at Sioux City,
has been retired on account OF age.
Among the students who will re-
ceive the bachelor of arts degree at
Williams college at Williamsport,
Mass, is Monroe Benchley Keith Of
Minneapolis. He will receive the de.
gree with honors.
Gen. Leonard Wood denies reports
that have been get in circulation that
he is returning to the United States
for an operation. It is declared that
the general is in good health and re-
marks to the contrary are merely part
Of scheme of his enemies.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-20
General.

"The green bug of Kansas is at
work in Ohio, and already many fields
of oats have been destroyed
Cromwell Dickson. fifteen years old.
made successful flight at Columbus,
Ohio, with an airship of his own con-
struction at the Columbus Driving
Park.
An epidemic of smallpox is raging
at the Washington state insane asy-
lum. Strict quarantine is being en-
forced and 1,12S patients have been
vaccinated.
The sixty-sixth annual session of
the Evangelical Lutheran synod at
Roland, Iowa, chose Red Wing, Mimi,
as the next meeting place and elect
& ed Rev. G. j. Eastwood of Jewell, Iowa,
president.
Will j. Davis, manager OF the Illi-
nois theater in Chicago, and Miss Ell
len O'Hagen, his private secretary,
were married at Elkhart, Ind. Only a
few theatrical friends were present at
the ceremony
ri "A 5VeTQlclq VI 20 CeISlS, Tue i.t1ce u
his ticket, was returned by jury at
Newport by direction Of Justice
Sweetland in the case Of Chief Yeo-
/ man Fred j. Buenzie of the United
States naval training station who was
excluded from a dancing pavilion last
summer because he wore the uniform
of the United States navy.
Chicagc's -four hundred was given
a surprise when the announcement
came from Paris that Miss Italia Blair
one OF the richest and most beautiful
members Of the younger set, had cap.
|tured a social lion in the person Of a
Spanish nobleman.
Pierre weekly free press. (Pierre, S.D.) 1889-19??, 1907-06-20

Fannie Mogns, two years old, is
dead at Anaconda, Mont, from the
effects of drinking carbolic acid
Six Slav miners were frightfully
burned. three fatally, as the result of
an explosion in boarding house at
JohnstoWn, Pa
Two men were killed and one fatal
ly injured by all explosion in the fur
mace of the Fore River Shipbuilding
company at Quincy Point. Mass.
Mrs. William Nome, while resting
her head on wire clothes line at her
home south OF Shoals, Ind, was
struck by lightning and instantly
killed.
The Dempsey Timber company's
mill at Tacoma, Wash, just completed
at cost OF $250.0v0 and in operation
about three weeks, caught FIRE and is
total loss.
A large touring automobile was
struck by passenger train at cross
ing near Camden, N. j., and the four
occupants of the car were thrown out
and injured.
Paul kies, William Stolseben and
Nicholas Forret were drowned in the
Mississippi at Dubuque by the capsiz-
ing of skiff Two other occupants
were rescued,
The mining town of Dooley, Wise
county. Va, was visited by disas-
trous fire. A number of residences
and business houses were burned, en-
failing loss of $4,000
During a severe thunder storm Jo-
seph Baughy, who lives just east of
Nora Springs, Iowa, on Judge Burr's
farm, met with very heavy loss by the
killing of cattle by lightning.