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The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
nations. The reason of this was that
Miss Clafiin and Miss Conway were
taking the county examinations.
Open Season on Wives

Mike Pielli of Cardiff filled up on
liquid chain lightning in honor of
that good old irish saint and the pro-
cess by no means improved his tenn
per. His surplus enthusiasm prompted
a quarrel with his wife who retired
to the house of a neighbor. Later
she started toward her home and
Pielli welcomed her with shotgun
which he pointed in her direction.
The woman smarting from the former
quarrel, and apparently Indifferent as
to the consequences, told her liege
and beastly lord to shoot her if he
wished to- and accepting the sugges-
tion. Pielli pulled the trigger The
load went into the ground not far
from the woman's feet. The second
time Pielli elevated the gun sufficient
ly to send the shot in the air over the
head of his human target Acting on
the theory that the third time is the
charm. Pielli again pulled the trig-
ger and this time from chance or pur-
pose his aim was good and down came
the game. When the neighbors heard
Mrs. Pielli scream they rushed to her
and found she had been shot in the
cheek and breast, but as the weapon
had been loaded with birdshot and
with light charge of powder, the
injuries we're slight.
Pielli was placed under arrest by
Charles Isola and brought to the county
Jail. This was Sunday night. His
preliminary hearing was held Tues
day afternoon before Judge Hedden
and although several of his country
men as we'll as his wife seemed to
try to shield him by making it appear
to be an accident, "hizzonor" held
that the fellow was probably guilty of
assault with intent to commit murder
and in the absence of $500 bond he
was remanded to the tender mercies
Of the sheriff. and the cook at Hotel
Zimmerman is now practicing on re-
cipes which call for macaroni and
garlic.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
FACTS FROM THE HIGH SCHOOL
Accumulated by George G. Hayes.

Next week will be the spring vaca-
tion and then the pupils will have
week of rest from school duties. This
was not known for certainty until
last Wednesday. when the school
board decided to grant this vacation
and extend the school term a week
longer in May.
The discus has arrived and all of
the boys are havinga great time with
it, Now the pie plates. have bsen
discarded by Zeke and nothing pleases
him more than throwing the discus
and he can throw it, too
With the beautiful spring weather
it makes the boys want to make a
noise like baseball. Leadville sent
word down that they had fine team
and would be glad to play the Glen
wood boys any time. They will &C.
commodate them in the near future,
as soon as the team is drilled sufti
Cioutiy ioi game, thou6h So"o
may be played with Aspen before
Lesdville.
Many of the scholars received 80 per
cent and over in their average which
enables them to escape from exam
ination to their great joy. In the
rhetoric class all of the class were
fortunate enough to get out of the
exam. However, the Latin and
Caesar classes were not so fortunate,
as many of them had to take it,"
There will be no facts next week
for the reason that nothing will hap
pen at the school on account of the
spring vacation.
Clara Tomasson and Lizzie Logan
visited the high school last week.
They were seniors last year and we
we're all glad to see them again.
A large check has been received
from the Castoria and Peruna com
panies for advertising done by the
scholars in their singing. The sum
will go towards helping the Athletic
association In doubt If so, ask
Mr.. Mayes or Miss Conway and they
will let you know how it happened
Mr.. Callicotte, chairman of the hu-
name committee OF Colorado, ad-
dressed the pupils last Tuesday morn
ing on The rights of children and
the rights of animals. What one
noticed about Mr.. Callicotte's speaking
was his clearness in explaining 30 that
all Of the pupils understood exactly
what he meant.
Louise Lacy and Mary McNulty
were very busy the latter part of the
week taking the teachers examina-
tions at the court house.
Mr.. Mayes was all alone Thursday
and Friday at the nigh school and it
kept him pretty busy looking after
the pupils who we're taking the exam
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
GRAND JUNCTION has just raised

over f62, 900 for a Y. M. G. A. build
ing. This is more than SEQ. 900 over
the figures first made. At the outset
it was thought $40, 900 would be suffi.
cient and there were many who feared
it would be impossible to raise that
amount but as the campaign advanced
the good people all over the county
rallied to the cause with the result as
stated. Is it any wonder that com.
mnnity where the people so generally
appreciate the better things should
land the state normal school9
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

THE RAILROAD regulation bill
has passed both houses and with the
pure food bill and the local option
measure three of the republican party
pledges have been kept and there is
yet a chance for more. 1t is now
probable that the Sixteenth General
assembly will prove less SILLY than
the Denver News would have it ap-
near
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

WHILE THE POST would have
preferred that Mr.. Kendrick should
have unbur1ened himself to the con
vention provided he had been confined
to reasonable time, we have not for
gotten the tedious manner in which
Mr.. Kendrick usually tells his
troubles at conventions Neither do
we believe the old timers would have
heard anything new and very much
doubt the value of airing past griev-
ances wnen the conditions have ma
terially changed. However, our re-
spect for old age and fair play prompts
the wish that this old citizen and
heavy taxpayer might have eased him
self by about twenty minute "ex-
PLANTATION. 1t could not have hurt
anything.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
THERE CAN BE no question as

THERE CAN BE no question as to
the future prosperity Of Colorado.
Here we have a state imm easurably
rich in natural resources and scarcely
yet scratched over. What a few
years intelligent development may
reveal it is almost idle to attempt to
guess, but it is safe to predict that
the future will be a surprise to the
most hopeful of Colorado's present
population.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

THE DISGUSTING Thaw trial
with all its sickening details is now al
most at an end and without regard to
the principals in the great legal tag
edy it is to be hoped that it will con-
vey lesson to the world that will
not be entirely lost.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

THE STATEMENT that the Post
has even intimated that because Price
Sloss secretary of the Roaring Fork
and Eagle River Stockgrowers' asso-
citation refused to sign or be bound by
an absurd agreement he was in ac-
cord with the government grazing
fee system, is as false as most
of the statements emanating from
the same source. Because Mr.. Sloss
is wise enough to refuse to defy
the government in its regulations by
no means proves that he supports
such regulations, and the Post has
made it clsal that Sloss was ready to
subscribe toward fund to test the
regulations. Since Mr.. Holmes did
not see fit to allow Sloss to conduct
his own business according to his own
Judgment we may say that Price Sloss
is law abiding citizen, and we do
not think he is ready at this time to
defy the government We might add
further that Sloss told Holmes ct al.
that the next time they set trap for
him they would have to bait it little
better than they did at Rife and Bs-
salt.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
THE WORLD of letters has los

THE WORLD OF letters has lost a
genius in the death Of Thomas Bailey
Aldrich, great A merican poet, nov
elist and essaylst. While Aldrich had
reached the allotted three score and
ten he really lived longer and lived
more than great many people would
should they attain twice as many
years. Aldrich will live in "Tbe
Story of Bad Boy" THE Still,
water Tragedy. and "Ponkapog &
Papers long after his splendid per
sonality shall have passed from the
memory of his many loyal personal
friends.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

these officials ard glad to entrust
them with the towns business during
another term The vote for Mr.. Old
enbuIg is also highly complimentary
to that gentleman. being expressive of
the confidence of his fellow citizens
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
NOTWITHSTANDING Mr.. Il

Nol w L 10 AN blN" hl. l1dl :
riman' denial of the Rockefeller in,
terview regarding railroads and rail
road regulation, the IN jority Of the
people will be inclined to accept the
Rockefeller statement There is
scarcely any doubt but that the
watered stock or over capitalization
of the railroads is at the bottom of
much of the railroad trouble. OF
course to remove the fictitious values
removes also the gambling features and
stock jobbing opportunities upon
which Wall street has fattened alto
gether too long, and as to this we do
not think the common people will
either suffer or complain
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

THE ALMOST unanimous vote by
which Mayor Schwsrz and Trustees
Lucas and Showalter were renominat-
ed plainly proves that the people are
satisfied with the past Stewardship of
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

Up to the beginning Of the Thaw
trial Lydia Pinkham held the medal
for the most frequent appearance of
her picture in the papers, but the
championship baub]e now bangles
from the fair Evslyn's shapsly necx.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

If have voted straight ticket above and place mark
OK opposite below such mark N will be counted
that candidate and the for the candidate the straight
ticket for the Office will be counted except where there
candidates upon each ticket for offices bearing the
of Trustees. In addition the mark X)
made the the wish for
other ticket draw through the of the candidate
your party ticket that you do NOT wish %
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
GARFIELD COUNTY now has tv

GARFIELD COUNTY now has two
prisoners in the county Jail, with the
probability of another before this item
is read, charged either with murder
or attempt at murder, all the crimes
having veen committed after a
too liberal indulgence in that
liquid damnation which, enter
ing men S mouths, steals away
their brains. this indulgence be
ing in each case upon the foolish
plea or excuse of doing honor to Ire
lands good st. Patrick. And yet
this is the twentieth century and we
sometimes boast that we live in a
land of enlightenment anG an age of
advancement. Bosh
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
Would You Like d Home in Texas!

The Colorado & Southern will tell
you of the country and offers the
homeseeker very low rates to points in
the Texas Panhandle. Write US.
T. E. FISHER, G. P. A., Denver.
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
Official List d Nominations 10 Office
STATE OF COLORADO,
COUNTY OF GARFIELD,


l. G. NJ Keck Town Clerk do hereby
certify that the following the official list of all nominations for
office certified be voted for at the ensuing municipal eec
ton to be held within and for said Town Tuesday, April 1907
To vote straight party ticket within the blank
mediately hereunder the of the party wish vote for
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

THE AVALANCHE in its usual at.
tempt to misrepresent the forestry de-
partment claims that the new addition
to the Holy Cross reserve was made
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23

If you are really anxious to get the
news, your duty is plain. Subscribe
for the Post
The Glenwood post., 1907-03-23
SUBSCRIPTION RATES

Notice of Discontinuance.-TH POST is
not discontinued at expiration and is sent to
subscribers until an explicit order Is re-
ceved by u.s. and all payment of arrear ages
Is made, as required by law. The courts in
varably hold subscriber responsible to
the publisher for the subscription price of
all papers received until the paper is paid
for In full up to date and ordered discontin-
1ed. PAPERS RETURNED ARE NOT NOTICE OF
DIsCoNTINUANCE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

constantly engaged IN the act Of
shaving IN public ono 10 equipped
with the old style razor and a do.
ordie expression on a oonntenance
considerably marred By many slips
Of the blade Tho other handles a
modern safety razor and. while
engaged III shaving. executes con.
slant mechanical laugh which has
been contagious among the crowds
which gathered 90 watch the per
Torrance. SO enjoyable has been
the laugh Of the mechanical safety
razor man az the expense OF bis
old.atylo companion that many pee.
pie stopped. everything they passed
the window. TO gather a fresh
smile
But yesterday morning an event
happened which WAS not on the
program The aafety.razor man
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
ADJUSTMENTS

The Grand Sarah Tfuax, IN "fho
gpldnrH Wei" Next week,
Monday night Calve IN concert
Thursday. Friday aud Saturday. Ma
fie Cabin In Marrying Mary
The seattlo-"The Vanderbilt
Cup" Next week. "fhe k"ai
Chef"
The Third Avenue - East
Lynne" Next week. The Octo'
room"
The Lois-"IIello Bill" Next
week, "The Nominee.
The colisaum--sulliyan A. Consl-
dimes greater vaudeville. headed by
the Eddy Family, wire performers.
Pantaoes'-Varied vaudeville ia.
GLIDING Bunth a Hudd, wire equlll-
briatR
The star-"wall Street Finance" -
a musical comedy. and vaudeville
acts
The Lyrlo-Board a Dunn. Mans
field a Mansfield. Those Five
Girls" and other vaudeville acts,
WARNING You will lose money
II you don't read Joe schermera
nd. on page 3.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
WAX FIGURE LAUGHS TOO HEARTILY
AND GOES TO the HOSPITAL

Two we'll conceived limitations OF
human beings. holding forth In the
window OF Second ay drug store
have attracted SO much attention
from the public recently as 60 lay
themselves liable 20 arrest for VIC
lation OF the ordinance prohibiting
anyone from attracting a crowd on
tho streets of the city.
Probably the fact that these show
window men are OF factory manu-.
facture and have no legal names
and identity has prevented attcn.
ton from the police. but Il has not
prevented them from causing no
end OF amusement 90 onluokerH.
Both mechanical men have been
WARRINGTON will lose money
II you don't read Joe schermcrs
al on page 3 $50
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

and tho conductor struck nlo,,.--
az The Seattle depot. sssl
Bodro Woolley - toohave A 81.
zehs and labor tiokasS n fbe es,s
NJ The municipal election "sia
The trail from tho end a, a.
county ROAD IN Tho Cowlltz valias
20 the summit Of tho Caaead.a ~" hs
been completed. NaA
4 y Slater denies that he !.
70 be- Senator Ankenya private s.a'
Rotary "'o'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
monthly HeALTH IMPORT.

Tho monthly report n the board
of health shows that there we're so
canes ~ dlphtheria during October,
10 cases VI amallpox. ~ cases Of
scarlet foSAg and 10 caseu Of meas.
les
OF the t7s deaths reported tbs
highest number WAS claimed ~
typhoid fever, there being "A fatal
cases. Pulmonary tuberculosis
cnuaed ~ denfhH
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

was doing his laughing shave M
usual. but soomed 10 enjoy Il 30
much that ho9overdld his act lie
laughed $50 hhrd that be dug his
aafctyrazor deep into his check,
gouglng out a piece OF wax flesh
which lntoffcrcd considerably with
tho contour OF his perpetual laugh.
The continuous performance was
awhile when attention
waa drawn 70 the accident by the
shouts of morriment from the
watching crowd. and the victim was
Hont 10 the hospital for wax men.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
ARRANGE TO MOVE WHEAT

English shipping firm which han.
dies much OF The whoa6 shipped
from the Pacific. have approximate
ly tl.000,000 IN gold on tho way
from England The remainder OF
the money necessary viii come from
the East
Tho Northern Pacific and Great
Northorn roads announce that they
will DO all IN their power 10 assist
the movement, even 10 the extent.
4 il lntimatod. OF helping To finance
the crop movement
Returns from The wheat crop
alone Will be sufficient 70 relieve
all mrinRency IN the Northwest
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
STATE News

Mayor Black Of Bellingham. de-
fontcd Tor denomination By The fe.
publicang. has been chosen ha the
head Of the democratic Ticket
The supreme court has ruled IN
the case Of Matt Blomnena VS. the
Puget Sound Electric company. for
damages. that a person must SIN
De considered n passenger although
waiting a. a transfer point Bl0m
ness loft Tacoma for Ballard and
the conductor delayed IN giving
him transfer. Words followed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

Arrangements 20 move the whcne
cron Of the Northwest are being
rapidly perfected by the banks. the
exporting firms aud the railroads
aud u steady stream OF grain Will
soon be coming from the wheat
bolt Of eastern Naasss esat ~, the
Sound ports.
In return for this wheat which
viii be exported. millions Of gold
will be- paid 10 Washington farm.
era
Resides the money ine the local
banks available for musluH the
crops, halfour Guthrie A Co. the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
INSPECTOR TO lHvGsrf06Ar,

Several petitions from inc sss.
tie Electric Company asklog ~ ~.
the return 81 about Sl2 000 M, ~
ns guarantees whom number i,
street car franchises we're paasas
were referred by The finance CO..
mi'ioc tpeay TO the franchise IL.
apector 20 investigate. '~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

SAN MONICA. Cal. Nov %
The beaeh ia being pairolled =.
the body of Jack Watson. ~ 11
mouthsold son Of Mr. and Hrs =
J Watson. of Arcadia Beach ~.
was carried into the sea ~
drowned yesterday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
Held un

Protect yourself A good revolver
Is the best friend you can have nt
tines. Tho best is what YOU want
then. You set it at HALLS. IN
First av. tss
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
DEATH RECORD.

Deaths werco registered today aa
follows;
O'lrleu r. u O'Brien, 90. Nov.
~, e03 Icaler way
Moores NJ j. Moorea. 10. Nov,
TO- South Park.
Ramago s w Rnmagc. so. Nov.
NJ d3tS Ith ay N. H.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
Want Ads
Telephone Them
To Us
And We VIII
Do the Reoi

Charge for one Inses'lon. Zoe
per line sSevep words Go the
line. Three times, one cent a
word. One month. &c per line
per dRv.
Minimum charge for on "ad
20 ccuta.
DOWNTOWN AGEN y
Kenncds Drug Co. First av.
and Cherry.
BALLARD AGENCY p, H.
Mullen. agt Ballard ava OPP.
City Han Phone, Ballard soc.
MAIN OFFICE seventh nv.
between Union and University.
Phones. Main 1850; Ind tti,
The star cannot guarantee
accuracy or assume responsible.
ity for errors ~ any kind &C.
curing In tclcphoncd adycr
tlsemcnts
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
BIRTH RECORD.

births were regtQcrod today aa
follows
Sanford TO wife OF n G. San.
ford, $500 itth av, ~ W, Nov, no.
a son.
nroth--ro wife OF w. broth, $40
18th av, Nov 4. daughter
Wallace 70 wife OF NJ. H. Wal.
lace. Seattle. Nov. ~. "A son.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
FARMS AND LANDS.

a MODEL FRUIT AND DAIRY FAHu
-~tA4 acres nemtiF Az level rxcsilsnf
sQif ~ acres Improved orchard - zee
choice bsarinH trees mostly winter ap
pies al kinta n small fruits 81 atund
anEet funniHg stream also ErFina wafaF
gipsf 70 buildings and Yards good
fusm houss. large modern up.tnshafs
sahnnl ana nHinhtura Price taHaa.
Nhieh ineiadfr 2 good cows 700 thor
ouEhtrnd white Rock chickeas GOOD
cream separator Everything complete
Terms
ROBERT MAITuY
sis-ssq-4lt- ALASKA nalldinE
-ga-g1
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
SOCIETY NOTICES.

ga naacina fuafsnsssf, private
Ga lessons rref stevens ssis oftx
AfrH@ mater Marcahss Fsmpie, IN ARD
NNI Iaua Lessons Hll the time
VAHf ClaHaea rhursaaNa trldAYr
L4ss4 Main Sati
-
RAINFALL TITS CARPENTER
I ans the Han4 house repairing IN -
10 branches window and daef acfsshs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

WITWT NIIW NTT|I
Summer home altcH are becoming more
expensive every year because The price 81
waterfront acreage has gone 40 hiEh Tho
LONGER you delay The more YOU will pay
North Uf Seattle we have some fine acre
HFr overlooking the Sound and Olymplcg
Tor $3.50 " $500 per acre. no per cont
cash. balance mnnfhly
WELT u WffEHLEW
400 CplHan Bldg
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
Don't Watch

Someone slss Frf ueh Invest n little
now ln real estate while prices are down
fm so Bank Certificate in your
pocket ana take Green lake oar 90 Green
lake Station. let uH show you the N1fih
Reservoir Park Addition rluo new rea.
ervoif and park Now car lima building
within ore block An ideal place 10 live
Best view - Take Warrington SO rial.
niar, exposition grounds Level iata fG
feet deep ffa Terms go down % Ger
month The minute this car ins a f0n.
rieted prices viii jump 500 per cent Come
today.
ARM1TAGE a TOWNSEND.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
WEST SEATTLE.
CITY REAt rsTATE-

CHOICE HOnn sirHa
Fine quafter-afra tracts from trsd Il
itHe ne 1909 auos ere 90 cleared and
~ ffuits close 70 graded hooi side.
Mataa IN anh wataf piped on Hafh tract
he WatsF is free Terna tgs cash aud
flQ per month
q u NIcnoLa. 90 unlan nlk II
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
FARMS AND ACREAGE.

ENORMOUS EALEs " rity istn we're
mate Yesterday AZ BOSTON MAnmuk
OeuiaS land = me safest place Fou esa
ruf Fagf money. a can't burn ~ or run
aWag and RANKS NAY vail Nrnt
sunday W run auntdef TnEE MNCUH.
NfNE 90 rnstsn HaFtor an the TraFnite
Ger your free uEaqfn today from q -
W|iinian'a cashier, On fnd floor q IinFs
Hiarx Ousn uufi 3 ~ IL
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22
MONEY no LOAN.

TtiH STAR LOAN CO. ttesttt coliine
Second and James The receaeitel bank
70 tha wage eatuef A clerk. hoohkarrs
er Wathiuist enAineor 90 employs Gan
obtain money Of % oe his nete with"ut
security
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

Nj c ms $3.50 Shoes.
Forced price 1925
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

Mems $500, 5000 and
$500 Shoes. Forced
price 49,. 49,. $2.95
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

Mems Wool Worsted Suits, N t ie
latest styles; worth lev
Forced price .....,,..'S O'v'
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1907-11-22

A big line of Boys Over
coats at less than half
price.
The Greenville journal. [volume] (Greenville, Ohio) 1850-1918, 1907-06-27
TELLS OF HIS GREAT HIT.
Wonderful Play, and lts Sequel, Do
seribed by BasebalIIst.

Talking of home plates: that re-
minds me-" began Brick Morse, ''of
the greatest hit l ever made. 1t was
back at the Recreation grounds in
San Francisco. Final game of the
series with Stanford; score 3 to 2
against US.
Remember the way that angle Of
the fence came in at center field?
There was ore of those wooden drags
used to smooth off the infield. 1t had
been left tilted up against that corner
of the fence, supposedly out of the
way.
Il missed the first ball up, lifted
two pop fouls over the backstop, let
three bad ones pass, had a rotten
high one called on me, and it looked
all of for yours truly. The next one
came easy. l just shut my eyes and
swung with all my might l felt my
hands sting on the bat. l went to
first! Second! Three thousand peo-
pie were up yelling like maniacs. oh,
you Brick! Home run; home run!
l tagged third and went for the plate.
Slide! You gotta slide!" sounded in
a roar like an express train crossing
a trestle. Something struck me a
terrible smash on the left side of the
head. Quit yelled the umpire; hit
by his own batted BALI My big hit
had gone to the center fence, struck
the seat on that smoother-seat was
mounted on old spiral bed springs
and the ball had rebounded clear back
TO the plate!"
How near were you to home, Clin-
TONI" inquired Fred Koch.
"Oh, | was home all right When /
came to my fingers were touching the
corner of the"
"Plate?"
Nope! the bureau."-San Francis
CO Chronicle.