New-York tribune., 1907-01-07
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

Trypsin the remedy now on trial for ths cure Of
cancer. Is OF the secTetions OF tho pancreas.
says "The London Globe" II Is powerful fer
ment II the whole amount sserssed for digestion
were absorbed into the circulation unchanged. II
would digest the body itself and cause death.
Trypsin dissoves otherwise insoluble proteds con-
verting them into pepones. 1t is also able to split
I'D these latter bodies The OF trypsin IN cancer
was first suggested by Or. Beard. OF Edinburgh.
It Is stated that cases of have been
cured. or much improved. by injections of trypsin
Before we were married" she complained. you
always engaged cab when you took me anywnere:
mo. my darling. DON. think the stresteas i5
you In a cab you would be seen by nobody. while
| can show you of to SO many people by taking
.ay6s SSss SsE EGIFvs s .n tn
woman came bus,lins into a book store hero IN
town the other day and inquired; Have you The
Woman Who Went to He'll for less than 81 5O?''
The grave clerk. with only suspicion OF
twinkle behind his eyes. repledi I'VE had one two
years who went FOR q TO- but fear It Is out OF
print now"
Dear. dear" said the woman 81 80 Is SO much
TO payV'
Yorks, nifty. story building be hfty-Ons when it
81 don't sae.''
IF i falls that would be another story wouldn't
itY Haw. haw-- Ouch!'-Philadelphia Ledger
A statistlclan. whose calculations may be taken
TO be trustworthy statistics usually are esti-
mates that the money given away yearly IN tips
in France amounts nearly S5oO0 o0o $50 0Oo.
900 being bestowed in Paris alone HIS calculations
are based on the assumption that each inhabitant
in Paris spends seven-twelfths OF a penny, and
each inhabtant OF the provinces one farthing
day IN tips.
in beye ts 9a DO & you epo PERSIST in coming
The Lady AuthOr-Oh! dent wish to sell you
The uss Man on EartS M and a9Ss IN GSS @sreS
to obtain local oolor.-Illustrated Bits
The Kansas City Journal tells this story from
Chincothe TO illustrate how easy It is to start a
foolish run on bank: A local bank. having been
called upon to make its regular report. included
among other items the following: Balance or
hand at the close OF business November 10" A
depositor read II. and Immediately conceived the
Idea that the bank had quit business on November
10. He told another man what he had seen IN the
paper. and this man told another. and so on until
a mob OF hreathless and excited men and women
and children was lined up IN front OF the bank
doors. They withdrew upward OF $4,000 before the
run was stopped. which was soon done when the
bank management ascertained the cause OF the
sudden trouble
Miss Observation-Disclosures powder is a wonder
Mr.. Hammersieigh-Yes indsedl 1t reveals the
horrors OF war. but-er-
Mr.. Hammersleigh-It doesn't seem 10 be effec-
tive IN concealing the ravaSes or time.-Phiadel-
phia Inquirer.
Among tho many curious and unusual animals
which have been found by Sir Harry Johnston tho
African explorer In the Uganda Protectorate. Is
the whale headed stork- The bird resembles the
common stork IN everything but the head. which
is anything but beautiful. The beak is enormous
and gives the stork a peculiar. whalelike appear
ance. II is rather puzzle to scientists to discover
the reason for this enormous appeadage. The
whales mouth is built TO catch multitude of
small fish. and possibly the stork's bsak may have
been evolved by the same agency.
Miss Weston-And have you played much golf.
Mr.. Jones? $500
Mr.. Jones-Well no; can't say I've played much
but I've walked round the links several times in
igolf clothes, and I'm beginning to understand the
language.-illustIated Bits -