Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-08
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PITY THE poor novice.

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VACATION days for the boys ii
Khaki.
THE oLD-TIMERs are flocking il
by droyes.
WIRELESS Politics is as yet a ITO
plan dream.
IF YOU WANT a high old time g.
up in the balloon.
SECRETARY Roots reception IN
Mexico is a hot tamale affair.
LOOK PLEASANT-for Bill McIn-
tosh is no more dead than a rabbit.
THE BUSY buzz wagon viii soon be
honking on the way from here to Is
tancia.
THE LID is TO go on tight at Yuma.
Imagine the temperature Of Yuma
with the lid on
WHEN IT COMES to record-break-
ing crops-well, just take a look at
the Estancia valley exhibits.
THE WILD and woody west is no
longer Wild, but was never woollier-
witness the sheepmen's gathering.
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THE ANAESTHESIA SnoOze is agi-
Eating the improvement of the Gene
terry where it is understood the office
Is located.
TWO HUNDRED bachelors of the
Oklahoma Big Pasture are seeking
wives. All old maids publications
ulease COPY.
THOSE SEVENTY-FIVE days in
the workhouse viii give Carrie Nation
an inkling OF what everyday life in
Pittsburg is like.
THE THAW trial Is set FOR next
January. That's a pious idea, having
il in the cold weather. II viii help
to warm things up.
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THE JUDGES in the baby show are
having bomb proof suits of armor
constructed TO bring them safely
through the ordeal
THE WISE men say the North Pole
Is slowly moving southwark. This viii
be comforting news TO Wellman and
so c%onsiderate Of his Pole
ship.
EX-CAPTAIN Kirkman, having
icrved his time behind the bars. will
low write a %scandalous story about
he army. Go it. eap-but watch out
or the recoiL.
NOBODY DENIES that what New
Mexico needed was a bronco buster for
yovernor-but viii he rope the BUZZ
Roswell Record.
Guph "A tame Bull. too. /
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IN VIEW Of the fact hat eighty
.limbers have been killed in the Alps
his year il Is up to the Supreme Au-
.hority at Washington to issue a new
et of mountain climbing rules
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THE RIGHTS of the Plain Peo-
lle." Is the title Of a recent touching
EDITORIAL by Max. He has become very
.olicitous about The plain people since
he water company began sending him
,iIls.
PITY THE noor coal dealer. lie is
his substance and being re-
Iuced TO poverty simply that the con-
may have his coal at less than
.ost. Truly a noble bonefactor is the
you EAT to much" "a the de-
pairing wall Of AN Ann Arbor rcstau-
man who tried 10 feed the Michi-
football eleven. What do you
eckon he would do with the Mcintosh
lrowns2
4 THfRTEEN-year-old Colorado
irl killed "a bobcat with a 80 caliher
iflo. The White House Is expected %
,sue a manifesto recommending bob
at shooting as q wholesome and
faithful sport for children.
SOME enterprislug indtvi- ils have {.
To start a dA0N paper IN
lagstaff. Upon which the Flagstaff
sun rises 10 remark rathc /,
lscouragingly that running n daily m
would befike peddling pea
In a graveyard. Boost !
EDGAR ALLEN Poe has been dc !
a place in the Hall of Fame. be- I
he drank intoxicating liquors I
.ill. at this late day. 10 is hardly
kelly hat visitors would notice his }
reath. Flagstaff sun. /
The writer Of the above Is evidently /
10 a married man I
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THEY ARE AN enterprising set :
YER in Lakewood. one company adj :
s%rtisos that 10 viii furnish a license {
nd a minister free 90 young people Z
lntemplating matrimony and am z
her house has gone EN- one better =
promising 90 give the newly WEEDS
cir first bin of groceries at cost.
here b. moro than n method Of in !
ucing increased population.
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NEW MENICO has plenty Of coal |
it she D. short on railways. Com /
in railway freight traffic and
ties viii solve the fuel question for
! paso-nothiug else Will. We need
road up toward Durango I'll
Herald.
Yes. We kind of need that railroad
i~rselvcs. We also could make use
our business of a short line OBJ tho
mines 4,
THE ANAESTHESIA Snnore asks \
o%urnfully Tor SOME one % explain /
= cal meaning az loyalty to the re- /
ihlican organization 81 New MeXirn."
consists. Willie Is son should have
armed iu the New Mexican. in sup ,
the news and referring Go the
lends at good government az Land
iarks Paid Hirciings Foul Asper-
RS Vile Slamderers. Calumninus Pre-
..ricators and Coyotes. Get wise.
Prepared. y~
Mexico Wil sp.la sle0.ooo in enter q
Secretary Root. ID d. well thar
2 secretary fortified himself hy O. )
rnruus cuurse OF training 90 Null 4
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