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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-08-30

In Toxic there Is a paper known as
the JilI don't just know how II Is
pronounced. but We have baby In
our block that makes a good Staggor
at a.
Reform should be- moro than kali.
somine deep
Some people are so good they are
historical about A.
II a grip ls yalIBe and vallso IL a
uatchel. what's good for satchol
when YOU FIRST catch ~
a Boston predecessor has new
vacuum theory that has boon aeitating
scientists recently As for me. /
don't believe there Is anything In II.
n the truth were known. many a
general Of finance would fade into a
postmaster OF graft
Occasionally a man may give you
good cigar just because he loves
you. but as a rule. there are other rca.
SONS Perhaps you were Just stand
ing around when he bought. lie may
want you TO know from the brand NJ
havana how prosperous he is, or he
may have a long list OF troubles he
wants TO tell you an you smoke
Maybe be- wants 10 borrow money OF
you. or patronizo you There are "a
hundred and one things he may want
and which he may think he can get
with a good cigar and, usually. he
can.
n there n boy living who was not In
love with his teacher In the early
stages or the game Of life?
Whenever you fnd a chicken In an
egg. you don't have to pay for the
chicken, anyhow.
when trying to forget worry, II rs
not necessary 10 make u monkey Of
/ yourself and make lot more 10
harass you when you are compelled
/ 10 remember.
The wise man does not prove that
he was right and his friend was
wrong Men do not keep their friends
that way
There Is plenty Of room at the top
for the foam.
II was so hot In Chicago yesterday
that the restaurants had the hens lay
soft boiled eggs for their custom.
ors.
Credit Is only another way Of say.
Ing that YOU have the money.
n Maud Muller had lived In Color.
ado ON an alfalfa farm. she would
never have made such poor selection
Of husbands She would have been
too busy rakIng even 20 think Of mar.
/ riagc
Souvenir collecting is All the rage.
( A fellow can get q great collection OF
spoons with a kodak at a summer re-.
| sort
a woman spells a man whom she
FIRST marries him. and then kicks be,
cause be doesn't keep the hndllng
split
a New York actress got mad and
quit because the star insisted on giy,
Ing her real kisses on the stage,
Whore'd she want EN- anyhow In
| the wings
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-08-30
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i,. She answered "Ns bcfrr,
Hur,I tIIs Think DO oyug An.
Hu urged She seemed to- nae aU
IIs" sweet spoiled child again
uusoI tu 500 straight at hcf about
f.H. other man stood for % moment
with Tom lanadDus name ON my lips.
but J could mot TRUST myself ! went
away to my own rooms
thrust thoughts of her from my
mind . spent tbr night ruaWlur upon
tho rnpus with which Mowbray Lang.
don aud llUcbI.t bad bound me. hand
and foot now say they were ropes
of sioul-arj Do hHi long been broad
day before 7 found that weak strand
which ia Zoo every rope OF human
make
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-08-30

lie WEAK GRAND.

40 sane creature not even a sane
bulldog. viii fight simply from love OF
fighting When q man b. attacked.
Dee may Doe sure hc has excited either
fear or cupidity or both As far as
I could see. 90 was absurd that ca.
pidity was melting Lanrdon and Roe
buck against me ! hadn't enough TO
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-08-30

The ladies OF our congregation
said the minister's little boy. Arc
very fond o. me, A good many OF
EN- gave pa some slippers ON his birth.
day"
Il thought your pa always used ?
slipper to spank you with"
That's Just H. The slippers The
ladies' gave him are the soft kind
that's made out o. wool"
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-08-30
MINES AND MINING

MANY. u.m.r.. infant OFF Vauo. Na,ada.
Inns .... ......r.pl n. Hr.
r...,Y.u., OFF tr. mime. and I.asrs
or rn. GuHu.H district for the pa.r
vu.. 800. sH5 uu. having 1901 r..
.ma..d ,Hu. HI $50. i5a
I... Wm..r.rHy encountered 5l
Uam.u H... t.u a. .u.ra. orr on bis
rnm tF Grand Faaunmr1. Wsr
THuousH It uu several rich Hr.nar
of or. several uoUr. uId.
PLANS u. u.u. madU Goo build "a
railroad tum IHNnr t'N ore Zoo tho
copper No.I uf which tn0 ru0rmal
muv be- tH. DDuta figure aud to tno
lr"u uit. mIuu 600 fuu Suaan uvD-
Iu uu' property of tbp FouHh Nu.
ur company few mites rom HALEY
Id.nu. m which slu IpE.rs rr BOO.
trrwtd. uu Hu been HmpN Vh.cl
ura market Value UI galu t1 thy tom
A ..muru .ur plant has b.uu 900.
.faIIra nf th. Baby Mckee property.
Boo Ha Cottonwood canyon. uolr salt
Lake. and FROM now ou work will b'
vigorously prosecuted uf t1at property
ore bias boon encountered Boo thp
property of hc Fetish Mining com.
pauy near HALEY. that has @ market
value of y2iu tn tJo tom Tine owners
Uro principally Salt Lake husiunas
mon
The Schultz tunnel ot Boulder is in
800 feet aud recently has tapped tho
vein casing nt q depth Of 500 feet Zoo
| 80 Dr 800 fDHJ moro tue surface shoot
| of ore iB expected tu Doe cut SAYS
I The HALEY Times.
| A strike ui four feet of lead ear.
| bnpnt, ofs baa bcsn mado in the Inn
pcr.ai mlnc al uurko Idaho. which
| state Mime INSPECTOR Hcll has declared
to De- as big and imporiant ns the hut
! strltp la ibo Hercules mine
g,i5n,ll ,rin,s and irasos mnde th,
,.a,,.', ',,nm,nts An An, history of
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''ubo o'''' !" ''"' '"'' '''', .,
What rs known o. tue copper o'l'' -'
miles northeast Of Baker CITY ore,
has exceeded all expectations In the
showing made boy the Developments OF
the last six months all Of the working
properties In that district showing con-
siderable Improvement
The building Of the first public con.
contractor In the Occur d'Alcnos VIII
bo commenced within a few DAYS. The
o,,co,,,r,,,r ,ym a, crocted nv tho
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WI ''''', "'V ,.' ~ w ,''', , 70,
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The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-08-30

OF all wild animals the zebra would
be most useful 10 man II domesti'
Gated, Il is not liable 10 horse fever
or tsetse ny.
The Coalville times. [volume] (Coalville, Utah) 1894-1923, 1907-08-30

Last week the mail from the east
was thrown on az Lakln In the night
and was stolen and destroyed a
Lakin girl was expecting a lotter by
that mail, and was sure that the letter
would contain a proposal Of marriage
She Is now left IN an awful state Of
uncertainty and may decide 10 sue the
government and railroad for breach OF
promise Country Paper
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27
Mrs. Eddy L. Nobod 8 Fool.

The latest instalmeut Of Mrs Eddy :
life. published in McCLURE' :, Is an added
fashlight on the complex and curious per
sonality Of this extraordinary woman. with
many sidelights ON her sagacity. When
she founded the Christian Science Journal,
she sent copies to remote mountain and
prairie villages where lionel = and dlseour-
aged people brooded over these editorials
which promised happiness to sorrow and
success to failure The DESPERATELY i'll had
no quarrel with the artificial rhetoric OF
these testimonials in which people declared
they had been snatched from the brink Of
the grave.
The Rev. James Henry Virgin comes
into the story in this chapter, the man to
whom fell the task of editing Mrs Ed
DIV" He l. described as a man Of enor
nous bulk and stature and Of immense
geniality. mot only scholar, but man
of fine tastes and Of very considerable
critical ability, 2 x an extraordinary
man to be concerned in the shaping Of
Science and Health. Mr. Wiggin him
self never got over the humor Of it.
Mis-. Miluine declares that Mr. Wiggin
ha. given the most trenchant and sugges
tive sketch of Mrs.. Eddy that will ever be
written. We have no other picture done
by 80 capable hand, for no one else
among those closely associated with her
ever studied her with such an ejudlced
mind
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27
Swallows Snake in Water.

Shortly after he had taken drink Of
water from a spring while camping in
Kentucky, Thomas Jeffries, member Of a
Cincinnati club, became deathly sick, his
means and groans awakening the other
members Of the party. His distress soon
alarmed his friends. and messenger was
sent to Petersburg, KY, and returned with
DR.. Ralph Tilley, who after careful ex-
animation was unable to diagnose the case
from the external symptoms.
The doctor finally decided to administer
an emetic. which readily disclosed the
cause of the sudden illness. Jefries com
planned to the doctor, saying that he
thought he had severed or wrenched some
part of his internal organs. DIR. Tilley
found a garden snake about five or six
inches long and alive 1t is believed JEFF
fries swallowed the snake when he drank
at the spring.
Jefries said he was about half asleep
when he went to get the drink of water,
and he did not remember swallowing the
snake. but few minutes afterward felt
peculiar sensation in his stomach, a jerk
ing and twisting feeling He was given a
stimulant and he improved rapidly. DR..
lilly jokingly remarked that it was the
first time he knew or ever heard of man
having snakes from drinking water
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The Maryland Agricultural College,
COLLEGE PARK, MD.

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Six Courses of Instruction leading to PROBES
sonal Degree of B. s.
Horticultural, Civil Engineering. Chemical.
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Positions secured to those who have worked
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Each Department supplied with the most
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Boarding Department supplied with all mod.
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New buildings with modern improvements:
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attention. annual deposit. chemical and aih-
lectic fees all included in an annual charge of
$500 payable quarterly in advance. Daily
visit by physician in charge. Saniiarium for
isolation of any patient with contagious dis
ease.
Catalog giving full particulars sent on ap
plication.
Attention is called to short course of ten
weeks in Agriculture.
Write for particulars.
Term commences September 10. 1907.
Early application necessary for admitiance.
R. w. SYLVESTER, President.
july 26 St College Park. Maryland.
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The Balcyon Days Of the Bar.

Many men. even successful members Of
the profession. hold that, a. a good ex-
animation does not necessarily make the
conditions Of admission easy and thus allow
the fttest Of the lot to survive. This
sentiment has been less since the American
Bar Association took up vigorously the
work Of raising the standards Of legal edu-
cation. Many good anecdotes are tod of
the old tests. An able Southern lawyer,
still living. has a good story about his
examination by Reverdy johnson, one Of
the greatest lawyers Of the last century.
Mr.. johnson knew the young man.
but apparently he did not allow his famil-
iarity TO influence the case He asked
him one OF two questions as easy as the
alphabet or the multiplication table, and
then very severely demanded;
Young man. can you mix good
brandy julep?'
Il think can. was the reply.
There. pointing to the sideboard.
are the ingredients. sir. Now, let me
SEE what you can do. >
The candidate approached, and used
his finest touch and sense Of selection IN
conpounding the tonic. Then. topping
it of artistically with fresh mint, he
presented it to his examiner. Mr. John
son gave the case his best care and patience,
and finally. when the bottom Of the gener
Gus ala2. had been reached, he looked at
the voung man admiringly and announced
that he had passed.
Another story Is told Of a Judicial dis
trict in Florida, where, before the era Of
railroads. and owing TO the numerous
creeks and rivers, there had to be frequent
forlIing Of streams in order to make good
time between the county towns. The
candidate presented himself before the
Judge. who. after looking at the young
man a few moments and taking his measure
asked:
Can you ride?'
Yes, sir.
DO you own horse!
Yes, sir.
Can you swim?
.Yes. sir.
Whereupon the judge bowed gravely
and remarked
Il am very glad sir. to welcome you
TO the practice Of law in my district.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27
Old French Dial Ring.

"a dial ring" said the curio dealer
GA French dial ring of the eighteenth
century. You can tell the time with it -
The ring of gold was beautifully chased,
and where the stone sparkles usually there
was set tiny sundial
"All you have to do" said the dealer,
sis to stand in the right way, holding the
dial SO that the sun strikes it, and tiny
shadow will tell you the hour. Such
ring" he concluded, sis more curio than
an accurate timepiece. 1t is only good in
the locality it is made for, and even there
unless it is set toward the right point of
the compass, it will be several hours out
of the way
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27
Brain Leaks

Sin Is sexless.
The-reaI reformer begins With himself
4 man NAV be humble without cringing-
4 victory, bought BY money Is always
failure
Satan seldom worries about the man
who always has an excuse handy
The most suc,7essful men are those who
have prufted BY their mistakes
\ man Is never alone when he has the
COMPANY of good book
We usually profit most from the sermon
that touches our raw spots
Ii Is better TO think little first than TO
do q lot of resretiing afterwards
The man who looks at the world through
self always has blurred vision
The man who takes an interest IN his
work Is seldom without employment
The man who does his very best has
done all that God expects of him
1t has come to PASS that there Is vast
difference between appealing to law and
appealing to justice
Some men are wise enough 10 make
their ignorance appear to be mere eecen-
tricity.
The agnostic Is generally man who
prides himself on his inability to believe
If men had to harvest all the wild oats
they SOW the crop of seed would soon dis
appear
The man who Is always Boosting of be-
ing elf-made Is poor advertiser for his
architect.
\ woman thinks she has prize hus-
hand if he can look happy during house
cleaning time.
Some men never know what success Is
until they score what they think Is their
greatest failure
The man who takes life easy Is very
apt TO fall into the habit Of taking every
thing else the same way.
We would rather be in Jail than in a
house where the children quit laughing as
soon a. their father comes in.
There is a vast difference between tell
Ing God what you want and asking Him
to give what He sees you need.
II man at fifty really knew as much
as he thought he knew at twenty, he would
have the world at his disposal
One way to foolishly waste time is to
spend today planning to do tomorrow what
should have been done yesterday.
If our gardens produced as much during
the summer as We plan they shall when
we pick up the hoe for the first time, the
produce market would be glutted
The man who stubs his toe twice on the
same nail is usually the man who is too
careless to put the hammer back in its
place.
The greatest failure in life Is the man
who spends 30 much time wishing he could
accomplish big reforms that he has no
time in which to assist in minor reforms.
Money can buy many things. but here
Is combination that it can not purchase:
4 frolcsome dog at the gate, laughing
baby at the window and a smiling wife at
the door.
The man who is too selfish to pay his
share OF the expense incurred in securing
the benefits he enjoys is not fit associate
for the men whose toll and sacrifice have
brought about the benefits
When it comes to pass that the balmy
winds and warm sun Of a spring day do
not make you yearn for day in the woods,
it is a sign that you are thinking too much
of the dollar and not enough of life.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27
We're He a Bird.

With an ugly sheer he tossed aside the
bread which she had made with her own
hands.
eff were only an ostrich" he began.
But the young bride cut him short.
eyes, if you only were," she snapped,
'then might get at least few decent
feathers for that old hat I've worn since
my wedding day
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27
No. $3.50.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT

OFFICE or COMPTROLLER or THE CuhEaNcr'
Washington. d. c.. July l.. l.o'-
WHEREAS. by satisfactory evidence present.
ed to the undersigned. it has been aan4r !"
appear that
THE WOODBINE NATIONAL BANK,
in the village Of Wouibne. in the County Of
Carroll. and State OF Maryland. has cr'u,.'~d
with all the provisions of the Statutes o.; 'n~
United States, required TO be compiled Win
before an association shall be auihoriz-a i'
commence the business OF Banking:
Now THEREFoRE |. Thomas p. h4"r.
Deputy and Acting COMPTROLLER OF the { ar
reucy. do hereby certify that THE WOOD
BINE NATIONAL BANK, in the village OF
Woodbine. in the County of Carroll. and
State of Maryland. is authorized to commence
the business of Banking as provided in Section
Fifty one Hundred and Sixty nine OF the
Revised Statutes of the United States
IL TESTIMONY WHEREOF, witness my hand
and seal of office this Seventeenth day of July,
1907. 7. 2. KANE
Deputy and Acting Comptroller of the Cur
rency. july26 2m
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27

A bald headed man writes 1.-The
most impertinent child | ever met was "a
boy of ten years of age. On leaving his
widowed mother house | attempted to
pat him on the head in fatherly manner
At this he pushed my hand away and
said, Grow some hair of your own, old
man, if you want to pat it y -
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27
The Polishing Process.

"That boy don't exactly need it" said
the old man, "but anyhow, sent him to
college to get polished.
"And did he get itT'
"He did An now I'm cutting few
hickories to take the polish off him. .
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In the Continuous.

Mrs. Outertown-I think you worked
for me once before. Can YOU recall?
The New COok-Shure. it ain unlike
ly. It's SIGH a bother layin out new
routes. | concluded TO Use wan az me ovid
vans this trip.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27

Mr.. Bernard Shaw was announced TO
lecture at Nottingham some years ago, and
the editor Of the local paper asked him for
few facts about his career. These were
supplied, Mr.. Shaw winding up with the
following am bachelor, and Irish
man. vegetarian, an atheist, a teetotaler,
fanatic. humorist, fluent liar, social
democrat, lecturer and debater, lover
70 music, a fierce opponent Of the present
status Of women, and an insister on the
seriousness of art
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1907-09-27

An old soldier writes about
ARIOSA Coffee: "Yor coffee
is the best and richestcoffee | ever
drank since | left the service, from
81 until | received your coffee
Yesterday" A solder knows coffee
By the taste, and the way i makes hm
feed. and would sooner go without
bis bread than without bis coffee.
ArbucHes' ARlOSA was the FIRST
roasted, paekAeed coffee. paekAsed fs
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RELIGIOUS NOTICES.

Ascension Church-Sunday seryices-7.30 8. m,
Holy Communion; 10 80 a. m. Morning Prayer,
Litany and Sermon: holy Communion on first SUM-
day OF month"; 40 p. m. Evening Prayer, p. m,
Service and Sermon IN Chapel.
Rev. Frank u. Gibson. Pr. D.. Rector.
ST. Faults Reformed Church-Sunday School at
$50 a. IN. Holy Communion at 10 30 a.. m. Even
ing worship at 7.30 p. Preparatory service FRI
Calvin s. slage. Pastor.
Salem Lutheran Charge-St. Benjamin's-Sunday
Johns Ueister's)-Sunday School at ga. m. Divine
Z. W. Doty. Pastor.
Grace Lutheran Chunch-Sunday School at a.
m. Divine service 1870 q. m. and 80 p. m. Y. p.
g. C. Z. 6.45 p. Prayer meeting Wednesday $50
p. m. Harvest Home services Sunday September p
P. Il. Miller ID. D., Pastor.
Centenary N. Z. Church.-sunday school at $50
g. m. Preaching at 1880 q. m and I.3O p. m. Ep-
worth League at 6.45 p. m. Choir practice on We'd
Harold NJ Rider. Pastor
Methodist Protestant Church.-Sabbath Ser.
vices.-Preaching at 10. 80 a. N. and 7.30 p m Sum
day School $50 a. m. Y p. s. C. z. $50 p m. Mid
week Service in the lecture room Wednesday even
ing at 100 O'Clock.
St. Johns Church sundays-Low Mass at us
and High Mass at 10 q. m. During the week.-Mrs.
alta m. Joseph 81. Cassidy, Pastor.
Reformed Church. silver Run-Service at 1000 a.
M. and at 7.30 p. m. every two weeks. Sunday
school at 600 q. m.
Carroll Charge Reformed Church-Diyne service
at Bepjamin's at 10 g. m. Sunday school at q. m
James B. stonesifer, Patsor.