Evening journal., 1907-09-23
Personal and Pertinent

Mrs Goldvein of cripple Creek, having unexpectedly
come into fortune through lucky strike, set
try home Denver where she lived in style one day
while she showing of her od-tme friends
about the place they came TO the poultry yard
what beautiful chickensl" the visitors exclaimed
"All prize fowl" haughtly explained the hostess
do they lay every day?' the next question
oh they could, of course, the reply, but in
position it is not necessary for them TO do so"-Lpbn
colts
their way to Paris recently King Haaon and Queen
Maud Of Norway passed through Copenhagen They
received the railway station by King Haalons
father courtier who was present tells what the
We'll Haakon" said King Frederick. how do you
like being a kingg
Il will rather ask you," rotorted HaaSon "Tve
king longer than YOU"
This quite true Frederick of Denmark succeeded
20 the throne upon the death of his father King Chris
tan, January 90 1906 Haakon was elected King
Of Norway by the storthing November is, 1905
Judge George Gray Of Delaware at the recent dinner
of the Farmers Club at Senator Cameron's farm
Lancaster Pa talked of the former American fond
for titles.
said Judge Gray. I'VE have become cultivated
people and we have learned to value titles their real
worth.
"But in the past it was different Take my own
title, the title Of Judge for instance travelling
in the country In my youth, and day at a hotel
dressed Judge
When the Judge got up and went away said to my
neighbor the other side:
rs that gentleman United states judge a local
''Hes local iedge sir was The reply He was jedge
OF hoss race last week "-Washington Star
Chicago while travelling in the Southwest.
CHANGED not long ago TO put up at 'hotel' where a
number Of state Senators stopping. their way
At table their revealed tol the other
guests that they nowly elected soons fun Of
body accordingly
These gentlemen caused the Chicago man to feel no
little fatigue Il was 'wil the gentleman from Dodge
from
Centcrtown pass the broad?' Does the gentleman
from Jungtown Junction care for the pickles? etc. ad
Even tho natives beginning to squrm under these
formalites when the Chicago man turned to the
will the gentleman from Ethiopia bring me another cup
OF ooneey'-Harper's Weekly
Comptroller Metz OF New York said the other day
OF bill that ho disked Il object to this bin because it
change It would be like the case of the actor and the
canal boat captain There once upon time
actor who after enforced ideness OF two months
lucky enough to secure an engagement in town twenty
hve miles away. The case hurry-up one. The
actor had 70 reach the distant town that night II he
failed 70 arrive then his part would be assigned to
one else Well the man patched his boots with
patent thread. pinned up his few belongings in
paper and set out IN the early morning on foot along
the towpath lie had only few coppors. hence train
was an impossbiy. But after the poor fellow had
ceo some SIX OF seven miles his boots gave out bisters
rose his feet fatigue him. despair he
tere IN nter mood canalboat hove In sight II drew
near slowly, and idea seized actor Captain he
shouted' rising hurrcdy Captain. pull up. love
OF heaNen! Wc, what dye wantT said the captain,
he stopped the boat Captain said the actor L have
TO get 20 Quag tonight play second heavy in The
Evil That Men Do" I am footsore weary. and can
walk no further II you will assist me 1 will work
my passage The captain gave the actor a kindly nod
Right are he said Lead the hoss' Thank good
ness cried the aetor I am saved'"-Argonaut
When minor Philadelphia county was about
70 open its session recently the discovery was made
ina. 'ne court erer was absent substitute pro-
yided and the court had barely taken up case when
GREATNESS messenger boy dashed in with a telegram
signed by the absent crer The mssive was handed TO
the Judge. who read
'Wifes mother died last night win not be able to
cry today."-Brookyn Life
Many men VIII invest in the bonds OF matrimony
go broke.-Town Topics
He-You admire the vewg Then marry me and IL Is
yours
shs-Thanks prefer my landscape without figures