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WHICH Is PREPARED EXPRESSLY
FOR CHRONIC CASES
100 DOSES FOR 81

Stop rubbing with linimcnts! says
Prof. NLunyon. for you might as we'll at
tempt to clean .hc inside OF a bottle by
washing ontthe outside as to curV Rheu-
matisn With liniment. Rheumatism
is due to Uric Acid, and you must
cleanse the system or this acid before u
cure can be effected, For ordinary cases
our regular Rheumatism Cure Will bring
about the desired results, but for old
chronic cases, where there Is great
swelling and inflammation, where the
flesh is sore the Joints stiff or chnlky,
where therc7is Lumbago or sciatic pains,
or sharp, shooting pains in any part
OF the body, nothing ever made will so
quickly give relief and bring about q
cure as
MUNYON'S 8 X RHEUMATISM
REMEDY
is put up in large bottles, 16O doses
for s1.OO. One bottle Will in most cases
effect positive cure. This remedy con-
tains no salicylic acid, morphine, CO.
cainc or opium, such as is generally
given to rheunatics. 1t is absolutely
harmless, and is good tonic for the
nerves, stomach and kidneys. One lady
who had been cured Of a long standing
case declared that eacn tablet. was
worth more than a diamond of the same
size. One gentleman who had not been
able to use his arm for nearly two
weeks said that after taking SIX tab;
lets all stiffness and pains were removed
and he was able to continue his work.
But the rheumatism Cure Is no more
effective than our other remedies. II
you have Dyspepsia, or any stomach
trouble use our Dyspepsia Cure. If YOU
have any kidney or bladder ailment use
the Kidney Cure.
This paper could be filled With testi-
monalS from people who have been
cured by the Pile Ointment.
Weak men should use Munyon's Vital
izer. 1t imparts new life and vigor and
makes old men feel young. Price 81.
Munyon's Headache Tablets cure head
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One is unable to SPEAK too highly Of
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ferer wko has head or face pains is
urged to try this magical cure.
Munyon's Homeopathic. Remedies are
absolutely harmless, and are guaranteed
under the Pure Food and Drug; Act
Prof. Munyon's guarantee. however, is
the best He says Try any one of my
Remedies, and If you are not satisfied,
/ will refund your money.
Send for my guide to health, free to
you. Address
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GEORGE WASHINGTON.

"1llustrious names in cacl, successive
age,
Nicing In vnor, virtue wisdom power,
Ono with another on the historic page,
11uve won the homage OF the little
hour
Which they adorned. and will lie cher
shcd still
BY grateful hearts TIL time shall be no
more.
But, peerless and supreme, thy namo
shall MI
A place apart, where others may not
soar
Il, clear upper sky. beyond oil reach,
Or rivalry, where, not for us alone.
But for I'll the realms and rtces, 1t shall
teach
known
OF conscience truth, religious faith and
ave.
Leading the march OF Liberty and law!
Yes. century after century may roll,
And bury In oblivion many a name
Which now inspire the lip or stirs the
SOUL
Giving brave promise of On endless
fame;
Yet still the struggling natlcns from afar,
And all in every age who would be
free
Shall hail thy great example as the star
TO guide and cheer their way to LIB
crty;
A star which ever marks, with ray
serene,
Tho path OF ono who from his earliest
youth
Renowned all selfish aims, whose hands
were cean
Whose heart was pure, who never
swerved from truth:
10 serve his country and his God con-
tent,
Leaving our Union as his monum cnt."
Selected by ETHEL WILSON,
Ballsville, Va.
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Going Abroadp

Join u select, congenal party; most
gorgeous; European tour at phenomc-
naly small cost. Elegant acconmoda-
lions everywhere, Program of tour will
BIO given upon request Address =, A.,
Times Dlsp atch.
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jumping and wrestling. When no was
but sixteen years old he gave up going E
TO school, and decided to be surveyor.
our old member,

si SALLIE Il. Redo.
..3;, s Sutherlin, Va
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HATTIE LOUISE scRUGGs.
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AS have written several letters late
", and have failed to sell them in
our T. D. c. c.. columns, 1 will at,
tempt to write once moro. I hope this
one may escape the waste basket
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24
SKIN SORE EIGHT YEARS.
Spent $500 on Doctors and Remedies
but Got No ReIief-Cuticura
Cures in a Week.

upon the limbs and between the
toes my skin was rough and sore, and
also sore under the arms, and had to
stay at home several times because of
this affection. Up to a week or so ago
l had tried many other remedies and
several doctors, and spent about three
hundred dollars, without any success,
but this is to-day the seventh day that
| have been using the Cuticura Rene
dies (costing a dollar and a half, which
have cured me completely, sc that !
can again attend to my business. /
went to work again tonight. had
been suffering for eight years and have
now been cured by the Cuticura Rene
dies within a week. Fritz Hirschlaf,
"a Columbus Ave-, New York, N. Y,
March 20 and April 6, 1906"
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WHAT is PE-RU-NA?
Is it a Catarrh Remedy, or a
Tonic, or is it Both?

Some people call Peruua a grea,
tonic. Others refer to Peruna as a
great catarrh remedy.
Which of these people are right!
Is it more proper to call Peruna a Ca.
tarrh remedy than to call it a tonic2
Our reply is, that Peruna is both a
tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed,
there can be no effectual catarrh rem
edy that is not also a tonic.
In order to thoroughly relieve any
case of catarrh, q remedy must not
only have a specific action on the mu-
cous membranes affected by the ca
tarrh, but it must have a general tonic
action on the nervous system.
Catarrh, even in persons who are
otherwise strong, is a weakened con.
dition of some mucous membrane.
There must be something to strength
en- the circulation, to give tone to the
arteries, and to raise the vital forces.
Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the
world has attracted 80 much attention
from medical writers as HYDRASTIS
CANADENSIS. The wonderful eff
cacy of this herb has been recognized
many years, and is growing in its hold
upon the medical profession. When
joined with CUBEBS and C0PAIBA a
trio of medical agents is formed in Pc
runa which constitutes a specific rem
edy for catarrh that in the present
state of medical progress cannot be
improved upon. This action, rein
forced by such renowned tonics as
C0LLINS0NIA CANADENSIS, COR.
YDALIS FORMOSA and CEDR0N
SEED, ought to make this compound
an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its
stages and locations in the body.
From a theoretical standpoint, thee.
fore, Peruna is beyond criticism. 14.e
use of Peruna, confirms this opinion.
Numberless testimonials from every
quarter of the earth furnish ample
evidence that this Judgment is not
over enthusiastic. When practical ex
perience confirms a well-grounded the
Dry the result is a truth that cannot be
shaken.
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Mikado'S Smart Wife.

Haru-Ko, wife of the mikado, is not
only a woman of great intelligence and
erudition, but a poetess of talent; she
will certainly take her place in the
literary history of her country. Every
Japanese child knows her poetry by
heart, and on all the important events
of the reign she has written verses.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

figure right along on getting 60 to
80 bushels of oats. You ought TO
see the alfalfa 2 to 2H tons to a
cutting is what they get from an aero
and they cut 3 and 4 times ayearl
The land is a dark chocolate loan
5 to 8 feet deep, with a clay subsoil
and it ought to raise good crops.
Think ofland like this, ready for tho
pillow, selling for $40 to SIS an acre.
1t beats anything | ever saw.
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In Inclination.

1T is said doctor, that you treated
your landlord for liver trouble and
he died of stomach troubled"
"Infamous SANDER! When | treat a
patient for liver trouble, he dies from
that! Understand"
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The Circus Lemonade.

Uncle Hiram-Be goosh, this here Is
the blamedest weakest lemonade I
ever drank.
SIangy Nephew-Gracious, uncle!
Maybe hey handed you the lemon"
Uncle Hiram-Handed me a lemon?
Great grasshoppers! They didn't even
hand me a slice of lemon.
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At the Liars Club.

Puntolini-My great uncle has just
died at the age of LOG.
Somarelli-That1s nothing. Mine
died at 125.
Trovatelli-Ah, gentlemen, none Of
my ancestors have ever died!
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STATE OF ONO. CRY OF TOLEDO, a..

LUCAS COUNTY.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that he 10 senior
partner Of the firm of +. J. CHENEY q Co., doing
business in the City of Toledo, County and state
aforesaid, and that said firm viii pay the sum or
ONE HUNDRED l. for each and every
case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use OF
Halls CArARRH CURE.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my pres
snce. this 9th day of December, A. ID. 1850:
|srAL notary PUBLIC.
t
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and acts
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the
system. Send for testimonials, free.
+. j. CHENEY d CO., Toleco, q
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation
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Sincerity,

Consul (writing passport)-What
shall l say opposite Distinguishing
characteristics"
Lady (smiling archly)-What you
please.
Consul writes False teeth"
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Another One.

81 see by the papers that a girl
drank a bottle of ink yesterday and
almost died from the effects OF it"
did they arrest her for attempted
suicide?"
mo; it happened in Pittsburg, and
she explained that she took it by mis-
take for milk"
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strike good water.
You never saw bet
ter o anywhere.
A Pan Handle farm
er thinks he's no
good if he doesn't
get 40 or so bushels
of corn to the acre.
20 to 80 bushels of
wheat is nothing un-
uSua and fhev
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Non-CommittaI.

Reporter-What do you think OF the
action of the Chicago judge in fixing
the oil trusts penalty at so many
millions?
Prominent Citizen-I think I may
safely say without committing myself,
that ii is a fine thing.
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Too Practical

Don't you think she has a plaintive
voice?"
Eyes, indeed. / always want to cry
when l hear her. Her voice affects
me Just as raw onions do"
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Pretty Fair Advice.

Mrs. Benham-You should say moth
ing but good of the dead.
Benham-That doesn't mean that
you should say nothing but bad OF the
living.
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Doesn't Own n

"A scientist has asserted that a
sperm whale can swallow an automo-
bile"
81 knew the auto was a Jonah with
out that evidence
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The Dear Child.

Teacher-A proverb says, "All Is
not gold that glitters." Give an ex-
ample.
Fitz-Please, sir, your nose!
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The Old

when my rescuer appeared the
robbers ran away"
And the rescuer?"
HE ran after the robbers"
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No Chicken.

PATIENCE saw her in bathing, and
II is a fact that she has web-feet.
Patrice-There! | always said she
was no chicken!
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Don't fight the shams of the world
too seriously; The sham will wear you
out, and live long after you are dead.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

cry character, but not the same creed
for all characters.
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1t won't be so cheap
very long. It's selling
for more now than it
was this time last year
and / know what Pm
talking about when |
tell you it will. sell
higher next year.
The Pan Handle is
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

Which goes the faster after being
broken-a thoroughbred colt or a $40
bill?
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use in a community, for the sight Of
him makes others straighten up.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

Many a silent man gets credit for
being wise because he can't think of
anything to say.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

H. H. Weak, a student Of Dakota
Wesleyan university of Mitchell, who
has been preaching at a small town
south of Mitchell, has resigned his
p%astorate, and after the close of the
conference at Vermillion, he expects
to leave for India, where he will en-
gage in the foreign mission work
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

Fire at Estelline, a town in Hamlin
county, on the North Western road, be-
tween Watertown and Brookings, de-
stroyed the Atlas and Western eleva-
tors and contents, with several coal
coal sheds and box cars. The whole
town was threatened and the Water
town and Brookings fire departments
were hurried to the fire on special
trains.
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filling up with the best Own . Farm Liz. Til.
people you eve saw. r'a ha"''''
The climate is so fine they thrive on
it. Lots of schools and churches.
How do you stand alongside of the
Pan Handle farmcrl AT the end OF
the year what have you got to show
for the rem you paidf Nothing.
What's the Pan Handle farmer got !
A fine big farm nearly paid for-and
getting more valuable every year.
Who's got the best of it
Why don't you go down to the Pan
Handle and do the same? 1t would
pay you to take a trip down there
lust to look around.
1t doesn't cost much-only $20from
St. Louis or Kansas City and SIS
from Chicago round trip. The
Rock Island Frisco lines have four
routes to the Pan Handle-each one
goes through a different part of tho
country.
Il nave got n DOOh hDoub AcAho tb"t
mighty interesting readingl Another about
Oklahomai Still another about New MexicoI
They will tell you a lot you want TO know
about the Pan Handle Country before you 60
down there. Do you want onef
The Rock Island Frisco Lines have no land
for sale, and are only interested In getting
good, energetic settlers for the desirable but
unoccupied, lands along their lines.
/ have chosen several specific sections whers
conditions are especially favorable for new
settlers, and 1 am advertising these SEQ
tions. IL you would prefer some other section
than the Pan Handle country look for my Rd-
yertisements in other issues OF this paper,
- or write me for specific
~ literature about the SEQ
Nj sflyk.f ton you are most inter
&*X ested in.
ANEIlIIH JOHN SEBASTIAN
&SES PISS. Traffic Mgr.
1916 La Sale Station
~64~ Chicago, Ill, or
NaHk1Qy 1916 Frisco Bldg.
~~ ST. Louis, Nc.
When Answering Advertisements
Kindly Mention This Paper.
s . N Y NO 49, 1907
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HIDES, PELTS AND WOOL.
To get full value. ship TO the old reliable
w. Hide g. Fur CO., Minneapolis, Mimi.
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Polishing the spigot does not fill the
barrel.
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A special east-bound stock train Of
fifteen ears crashed into a way freight
on the main line at Vermillion and de-
molished the caboose and two cars.
No loss of life occurred. The caboose
was thrown against the Truax eleva,
tor with such force as to move it'four
inches on it's foundation.
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caused a prairie fire in the country
west of Aberdeen. The blaze swept
rapidly toward the limits and ap-
preached dangerously near some res
licences on West Hill. The fire depart
ment checked its progress near Mic
ollet avenue, but not before the flames
had destroyed a barn and a stack of
wheat.
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A DELICIOUS THING,

Canada Sap on a nice plate OF hot cakes
ASK the man" at the grocery store.
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New officers have just been elected
by the Black Hills Athletic association
which comprises all the high schools
in the Hills. The officers are: Presi-
dent, Alexander Strachan, Deadwood;
secretary-treasurer, w. A. Burk, Lead;
director, Prof. Shouse, Hot Springs.
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Your Rent Money Will
Buy a Farm in the
Texas Pan Handle

Do you know that you can take tho
money you would pay for next years
rent and by a farm in the Pan
Handle country of northern Texas.
Western Oklahoma and eastern New
Mexicof
Those fellows down in the Pan
Handle don't rent. You can bet
your bottom dollar on that. They
can take the money you'd pay for
next years rent and buy a farm
out there. The rent money'n cover
the first payment. The crops will
take care of the other payments and
make you a good living besides.
They don't have crop failures out
there. 1t rains enough to grow
most any crop. You can dig down
Is to SO feet most anywhere in the
Pan Handle and
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

Mrs. Charles Williams and child Of
st. Lawrence were badly burned by a
gasoline explosion.
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Brakeman Harry Brandt, aged %,
married, late of Belle PLANE, Iowa,
died from the injuries received while
coupling ears in the Chicago & North
western yards at Huron.
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While attempting to remove a hand.
car from the track A. Halvorson OF
Watertown was run down by the Rock
Island passenger, two miles east of
Watertown, and killed. Halvorson
thought he was averting a wreck Of
the passenger, so he died a hero.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

In the little towns between Huron
and Pierre are many men worth from
$4,000 to 5000, 900. and who only a
few years ago could not get a dollars
credit at any bank or buy a bill of
goods On credit at the stores. Some
of these men are now in the banking
business themselves or at the head OF
big industrial enterprises. They have
become rich by holding their land
which they took from the government
and then buying more before it reach
ed the higher prices. Some have be-
come wealthy as land agents.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

A. Reed of Sturgis has just been at
Vale completing arrangements for a
rural telephone line that will connect
Vale and several neighboring com
munities with the Black Hills and thus
open up that end OF Butte county to
outside communication it has so long
desired. An agreement has been
reached with the Bell company for di-
rect connections.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1907-10-24

Mrs. George L. Kinds, a pioneer set
tier of Beadle county, S. d., died at
the family residence, two miles north
west of Huron. following a brief Ill
ness.
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1907-05-31

Glass, (S) Darrence Herbig; a. Ro.
Buell.; (5) Merle Atkins;
Fourth grade, Central building
Miss Nellie Dement,, teacher-(1
Irene Clemo. Herbert Mckenzie
Camden Mithcell, Earl Levier; C.
Rea Calvert; Fred Marshal. B Clas.
-(S) Etna Smith; "a Earl LEVER
(5) Albert Presley. A Classify
Florence Fem; (5) Camden Mitchell
(5) Alvsh Nipper.
Fourth grade, East building, Miss
Alice Horton, teacher-() Olive
whipple, Clyde Smith; (6) Ivan
Kesterson (7) Helen witherspoon.
B Classify Gladys Whipple: (4)
Louis Baker; (5) Eunel Turner. A
Classify Florence Dixon (4).wille
Chapman; (5) Helen witherspoon.
Fifth grade. East building. Miss
Blanche Crane. teacher-(D Rita
Brown; Don Belding, Harry Briggs,
Carroll Cornell John Daunenberg
Edith Day and Leah Slower; (6)
Carroll Cornell; (7) Dana Ament
B Glass, 90 Hazel Williams; a.
Eddie Steiger; (5) Edna Tryer. A
Classify Helen Love; "a Avla
Wilson: (5) Helen Love. No tardy
m marks in this grade.
Fifth grade, Central building, Miss
Julia Parramore, teacher-( Eugene
Morrison, Give Galbraith, James
Moore, Olive Patterson; (6) Virginia
Morrison (7) Gladys Conklin. b
Glass, (3) Olive Patterson; "a Pearl
Newell; (5) Mabel Mcintosh. A
Classify Rachel Lowe; (i) Ethel
Harrington; (5) Frieda Close.
Sixth grade. East Building, A. ].
Bish, teacher-Q) Aaron Bratton,
Pearlie Lund. Mathew Riddle, Edna
Cornell, Alice Fallin. Nina Mar.
shall; Fay Savage; (6) Alice Fallin;
O Fay Savage. b Classify
Bertha McAllister, ~ Winnie Blana.
gan; (5) Bertha McAllister. A Glass
(s) John Fahs; ~ Eddie Taylor and
Sallie Hughes; (5) Alice Fallin.
Sixth grade Riverside--Miss Emily
Rodney. teacher-(D Thsyer Yorker;
(6) Grace Kenney; (7) Alice Sloan.
B Classify Liilins Patterson; 90
Continued on page 4
Rogue River courier. (Grants Pass, Or.) 1886-1927, 1907-05-31
PLAN FOR BIG
NOISE ON FOURTH
Celebration In Ora nts Pass This
Year Will Be Long
Remembered.

The various committees who have
the celebration in hand at Grants
Pass ON July 4th and 9th met in the
Red Men hall Monday evening and
discussed various phases Of the cele-
bration. All Of the big events have
been arranged and Grants Pass is
promised celebration this year such
as has never been witnessed here. be-
fore. The work Of advertising the
event has been commenced and
Grants Pass expects the largest
crowd ever known in its history.
Following are q few Of the Many
events which will occupy the two
days: The first days events will
start with the customary salute at
sunrise, followed by a grand parade
at $50. After the parade the oration
will be deliverd at the grounds by
U. s. Senator Chas. Fulton Of
Astoria, Ore. Following this will
be the various minor sports, foot rae
ing. jumping. etc.. which will oc-
cupy the time until O'Clock. The
principal event Of the afternoon will
be the base ball game between the
M0dford and A. A. G. teams; these
teams are the two strongest In Rogue
River Valley and an exceptionally
fast game 10 anticipated. Imme,
diately after supper there will be
band concert at the railroad grounds
followed by q gorgeous disply Of fire
works for which . special set piece
has been ordered at considerable
expense and will be the best ever seen
In Southern Oregon. After the fire.
works . grand free platform dance
will be given. which will complete
the first days entertainment. Minor
events have not been arranged yet for
the second day but the principal
events will be y balloon ascension ut
0 o'clock by Prof, X. Berry. .
Grants Pass seronAut. who guarantees
an ascension and parachute jump Of
5000 feet, q height seldom reached In
scensions given in town Of this size.
The balloon ascenion will be followed
by ball game at the Athletic park at
10 80 completing the forenoon en-.
tertainments. The principal event OF
the afternoon will be q series Of horse
races at the Dimick race track. In
the evening another free dance will
be given at the platform. Music
will be fur0ished by the Medford
band under the leadership OF Prof.
John Norling. This Is by far the
most complete program ever arranged
for celebration in this part Of the
state. Excursion rates Of one and
one third fare will be given ON all
regular trains from the various rail.
! Dad points good for return up to the
morning of the 9th.