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The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
MisIaid the PUDDING.

Dinner was late, but when the mis-
Hess started to make mild remon-
STRANGE the new maid was on time
with her excuse.
Sure" she said, with an irresistible
Irish smile as she placed the soup on
the table, "sure, mislaid the pudding,
and there l was hunting the house for
1t, and where would it be afther all but
in the ovenr'
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
Rising From The Grave

A prominent manufacturer, VIM
a Fertwell, of Luoams, n G, re
lates most remarkable experience
He says: After taking less than
three bottles of Electric Bitters, !
feel like one rising from the grave
My trouble is Bright's disease. in
the Diabetes stage | fully be-
lievs Electric Bitters will cure me
permanently, for it has already
stopped the liver and bladder com.
plioations which have roubled me
for years" Guaranteed at all
druggists Price only SOC
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
a Pilsmma.

Young Bellarine had at the same
time a sore throat and pains in his
stomach. So he went to the doc
tor, who said that he must take
something sweet for his throat, but
he protested, saying that it would
be bad for his stomach. "And,"
said the doctor, refusing to listen,
''for your stomach you must take
something strong"
'sBut," protested once more the
victim, Chat will be bad for my
throat"
'Dear mer' exclaimed the doc
tor, out of patience. ''You, are a
little too much. Decide instantly
whether YOU prefer sore throat OF
stomach trouble. IL Riso.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
A Bio Calculation In Water.

The ocean. sea and lake surface of
onr planet is estimated at something
like 1l5,000000 square miles, with an
average depth of 10000 feet, and is
calculated to contain not less than
3,2I0,600,000OOO,OOO tons of water.
The rivers of the earth are estimated
to have flow sufficient to cover thir-
ty-six cubic miles of the above area
each day Now, if all tile oceans were
suddenly dried and the rivers could
keep up their present rate of flow,
which, of course, they could not with
out ocean evaporation, it would take
$500 years to refill the basin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

Will you go and gossip with your
housemaid or your stable boy when
you may talk with kings and queens,
while this eternal court is open to you,
with its society wide as the world,
multitudinous as its days, the chosen
and the mighty of every place and
time? Into that you may enter always,
In that you may take fellowship and
rank according to your wish. From
that, once entered into it, you can new
er be outcast but by your own fault.
John Ruskin.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

A liquid cold r uet with laxa-
tive principle which drives ont the
cold through cnpious action OF
the bowels, and healing principle
which Elipgers in the throat and
srops the oougb-thst is Kennedy'f
Laxative CouOh Syrup Safe and
sure in its action; pleasant to take;
and conf, rms to National Pure
Food and Drug Law Contains nc
opistes Sold hv ell druggists
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
The Correc. Count.

As a prisoner was brought before
Judge Sherman for sentence the
clerk happened to be absent. Judge
Sherman asked the officer in charge
of the prisoner what the offense
was with which he was charged
"Bigotry, your honor. He's been
married to three women" "Why,
officer, that's not bigotry," said the
judge; chats trigonometry."-
dianapolis Star.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
A Reminder.

Cheaply-Hello, old man! You
seem to be in brown study.
Popley-Oh, hello! Yes, l am
You see, my wife asked me to stoI
at the market for something and ]
can't think what it was
Cheaply - Here, have a cigar
Maybe that'll help you to think.
Popley-Thanks. Oh. yes, I re
member now. 1t was cabbage sht
yanted.-Philadelphia Press.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

It's the highest standard of
quality, a nstuEsl tonic, cieanses
your system, rcddens the cheeks,
brighteus the eyes, gives flavor to
all you eat HOLSTERS Rocky
Mountain Tea will do this for you
30 cents. Tea or Tablets A @
Van Glider
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
They Did Laugh.

Smith, was awfu1ly disappoint-
ed at the way they received my anec-
,dOte last night. They didn't laugh
ct all.
BEoun-oh, bat they did. You
should have heard them laugh after
Eog LETT &9pR -
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

There is nothing finer for the temper
than new hat, no balm for hurt feel
ings like fresh gewgaw. Ordering
new frocks takes woman out of her
self. Cut woman off her shopping,
and the result may be dlsastrous.-Lon-
don World
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
Mutual Distrust.

IA genius said the young man With
long hair and eyeglasses. usually re
CARDS the world as balky mule"
Eyes," answered Miss Cayenne, "and
the world usually regards genius as 8
horse that u trying to run away
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
WANTED QUICKLY

$50 working men, of good
habits, either single or men of
families. Largest number of
men to cut stave bolts, next
largest number to work on
stave or saw mills. Men to
cut logs. A few good teamsters
and teams, and general laborers.
Will try to pay good wages and
give steady work. Write if you
must; better still, if you fill the
requirements, to come without
writing.
D. G. COURTNEY,
Charleston, w. Va
Jan 9-3mo
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

Use little KODOL after your
meals and it will be found to afford
a prompt and efficient relief
KODOL nearly approxim ,tes the
digestive juices 1t digests whist
you eat lis sold on a guaranteed
relief plain Sold here by all deal
ers
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
Has moved his office to the
Barbee building over postoffice.
Aug l5-

A tissue builder, RECONSTRUCTION,
builds up waste fo1ce, makes strong
nerves end muscle You will
realize after taking HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea what won.
derful benefit it will be to you
80 cents, Tea or Tablets A z
Van Glider
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

Great Bri!ien is trimming a force
of 500 men for service in an aerial
war fleet of kites, balloons and
aeroplanes.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

Don't use harsh physics The
resotion weakens the bowels, leads
to chronic constipation Get Doan's
Regulets TAey operate easily
the stomach, cure constipation
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

DIRECToNs:-Ru the cork upon the seat cf pain UNI
til smarting nsaiion is M then he cork to the
nosrs and nhale This is he'd up through the
mails three years for S1oo Keep the bottle we'll corked
aPF@@ T. J. BRADY Point Pleasant W Va =
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
4 Valuable Lesson

six years ago l learned a valu.
able lesson" writes John Pleasant,
of Magnolia, Ind Il then began
taking DR. Kings New Life Pills,
and the longer l take them the
better | fud them" They please
everybody Guaranteed at all
druggists 25o
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
Her Great Need.

Little Alice is old for her years.
One evening after she had gone to
bed she heard mamma and papa
laughing in much enjoyment over
a game of finch. She longed to get
up and join them, but she knew
she must not. The next morning at
breakfast she was very quiet. Pres
emily she drew a deep sigh:
81 feel the need of husband,
mamma; l do feel it~-Lippin-
colts Magazine.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

"My child was burned terribly
about the face, neck and chest 1
applied DR. Thomas Eolectrio Oil
The pain ceased and the child
sank into a restful sleep."-Mrs
Nancy M 81 nson, Hamburg, N
Y
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

Hives, eczema, itch or salt rheum
sets you crazy Can't bear the
touch of your clothing D)an'a
Ointment cures the most obstinate
cases Why suffer All druggists
sell it
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

Cant Jock we'll, eat we'll CT fe,
ell with impuTe blood feedin.
nr body Keep the blood rpr,
tn Burdcck Blood B tiers E.
nply. take exercise, keep Giles
y yen will hive long life
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
NEW YORK
ELECTRIC HOMEOPATHIC. BATTERY

FOR Catarrh Hay Fever Asthma, Headache, Toothach
Neuralgia Influenza the Grip ard preventive of all
tagious diseases.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
Not a Masterpiece.

A Scotch laboring man who had
married a rich widow exceptional
for her plainness was accosted by
his employer. ''Well, Thomas" he
said, 81 hear you are married. What
sort of a wife have you got?"
"Weel, sir" was the response,
she's the Lords handiwork, but l
Gamma say she's his masterpiece" y
HarpeTs We
Piles of people have Piles Why
suffer from piles when you can use
DeWitt's Csrbolized Witch Rsze
Salve and get relief Nothing else
go good Beware of limitations Se'
that the name is stamped on esot
box Sold by all dealers
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

It's good old world after all;
If you have no friends or money,
In the river you Gan fall;
Marriages are quite common and,
More people there would be.
Provided you take Rocky Noun
tain Tea.
"A G Van Glider
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

l. new paper nsn don't q
king zach Others n"spe. '
u 4vfnfu-itg tell one of the On
the length Of mis- nose
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
Hunting for Trouble

I've lived in California 20 years,
and am still hunting for trouble il
the way of burns, sores. wounds
boils, cuts sprains, or a case OF
piles that Bucklen's AInics SaIve
won't quickly oure." writes Charles
Walters, of Allegheny, Sierra 90
No use hunting, MIR Walters il
cures every case. Guaranteed ny
all druggists 25o
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
BALAD1N

THE only imported Percheron
horse in Mason or Jackson
counties
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
A Poser.


"When 1 was your age" says the
man to his little son, 81 was the
best behaved boy in town. My par
ents would not allow me to play in
the street, they made me keep my
face washed and my hair combed,
they compelled me to be well man
nered at all times and l was sent to
bed early every night and awakened
early the next morning. My parents
trained me to be a model, obedient,
polite boy. Why can't you be like l
was your age?"
'But, papa" answers the lad,
"what would be the use? 1t doesn't
seem to have done any good in your
case."-Chicago Tribune.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13

When girl has GOLD in thu
bead she looks almost as bad -.
when she is in love.
The weekly register. [volume] (Point Pleasant, Va. [W. Va.]) 1862-1909, 1907-03-13
DENTIST.

DIR. WILL Fl. s1oNE
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
"THEY SAY"

No combination of words in the language has caused
more trouble and pain and than the phrase They
Say"
1t hits in the dark 1t is anonymous. 1t has person
atty 1t cannot suffer from any reaction 1t is totally
irresponsible
The phrase ought to be put under the ban.
1t is this way: You speak to of mutual
quantance. There is shrug of the shoulders lift
ing of the eyebrows. And the lowering of voice. with
the preface They say
Even when the gossip fails to give his authority he has
put an evil suggestion into your mind respecting the per
son he speaks Of suggestion is impossible to be rid Of
The impression stays. Suspicion turks great wrong
is done
''Ihey say"
When the suggestion is dropped into eager and
there is willing mouth to give the evil message utter
to other eager the assassination of character has
begun.
What "Ihey Say may sometimes be true message.
But is it necessary message? Will it make the world
better or worse by the telling it?
1t is very plain that much suffering and sorrow might
be prevented by cutting the ugly words from vocabu-
larry.
1t would be fine thing if everyone of us could have
the courage to promptly halt They say with perenp-
tory
Who says?
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
MEAD, JONES AND
LANCASTER SPEAK

Governor Mead, Congressman
Wesley l.. Jones and S. c. Ian
caster, addressed the 10000 club
meeting at the high school audi
forum last night. The congress
man spoke on the work done in
the last congress and the governor
told about his trip over the state
at this time to the various educa-
tional institutions. The principal
speaker was Mr.. Lancaster, whose
lecture was illustrated with slides.
He spoke on road building and
showed views of roads in course of
construction. There were pictures
of Roman roads which have with
stood the wear and tear of ages.
He advocates putting prison labor
at work crushing stone for road
building purposes.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

QueStiOnably the first among your
dramatic artists; she has an eX-
cellent training, strong inspiration,
powerful magnetism; she is further
more clever, and profound think
err One can feel that nothing is ac-
cident with her, but she goes down
into the psychology of her lmper-
sonations. | must say that she oc-
casionally appears to me little
inartistic; certain attitudes. move
ments and intonations might even
be called common, there is too
much of the 'bourgeoise' about her;
but this does not keep her from be-
mig a very great actress.
Then there is Richard Mans
field, an actor who stands out
among the very best; and John
Drew. whose talent is remarkable.
All these and some others, would
render valuable services in the
American conservatory which |
dream Of seeing founded. If | can
help with it, | shall, as | am sure
many of my French colleagues
would; but We could only give oc-
casional lectures, as the language
would be an impediment.
England could render you more
service than France in this. Mrs
Kendall and Lady Bancroft would dc
admirably as opponents OF their
categories of acting. Failing the
conservatory, budding American &C
tress and actors would do well tc
follow a course in Paris, as stu
dents in painting and music do
since in France we have an artistic
atmosphere centuries old, and arr
cannot thrive and develop without
its atmosphere.
But the United States is capable
of forming this atmosphere, since
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
BLUFF!NC BIG JOE

Joe Adams. the amateur heavy
weight wrestler who meets Ander-
son tonight at the Athletic club,
has had some mighty narrow
shayes in his career. Some of
them occurring last summer were
hair raising. Joe Is a great base
ball fan and also a great josher.
He used to josh the visiting team
until 1t went daffy. but when he
found the Indians couldn't win any
thing even at that he turned his
attention to them. And then you
might have seen sun. dried ball
player, who weighed maybe 40
pounds, dancing around, shaking
his fists and begging for chance
to lick Big Joe, who juggles year
old steers and things like that
when he feels like limbering up a
little.
Some Of those ballplayers may
never know what thrilling adven-
ture they missed by not going up
and pulling Joe out of the grand
stand to be licked.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
DOW DISCIPLINED

The mayor had a closed session
in his private Office this morning
with DR.. c. V. GenOway, head of
the board of health, and Health In
spector ID. X. Dow. 1t is claimed
that Dow is picking favorites in
the campaign, and that the ia
yorites are not of the city hall
persuasion. Dow looked somewhat
crestfallen when he was released
from the mayors Office and would
impart no information regarding
what happened. Dow, however,
was asked what he meant by roast
ing the administration. He claim
ed that he was with the admins
tration and anything he said was
In jest He promised to be good af-
ter being told that unless he
changed his attitude his job would
BE open for someone else.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
QUITS The LIBRARY

Miss Joanna Hislop resigned
from the Carnegie library yester.
day, saying she was dissatisfied
with the conduct of the institution.
Mrs. Deffenbaugh, the librarian,
says Miss Hislop merely antici-
pated an invitation to resign.
The commission yesterday APP
pointed Adolph Well on the adyis-
DRY board as art critic.
A decision was reached TO pun
ish those who mutilate books. No
tees will be posted to this effect.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
HOT ONE ON DUNNE.

CHICAGO, April Eek Mayor
Dunno was found asleep in an
actress room at the Sherman
house during the campaign. He
was tired from the stress of over
work and went in to rest an hour.
He explained that when he asked
for roo min which he might take
a catnap he was told to go up
stairs and used the first room he
came to.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
THOMPSON GUILTY.

Guilty of petty larceny was the
verdict returned by the jury in
Judge Sullivans court yesterday
afternoon after they had deliberat-
ed short time upon a charge of
grand larceny brought against
Theodore Thompson. Thompson is
to have taken 800 from w.
r. futile on Jan. l while both were
drinking in the Brunswick bar.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

it already has the talent, and
it is worthy of being independ-
emf in this as in everything else
After the conservatory, there will
be another thing to found-a ma
tiOnal theater When | was in
America I talked about this with
Mr. Conreid, so eager was to see
1t started. 1t is inadmissible that
the American government. always
to the fore in questions bearing on
the public good, and ever an ex-
ample to Europe, should keep it's
eyes closed to art, the most power
full of mediums for teaching the
public
Paris. April II, 1907.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
EXTRA ALLOWANCE
FOR U. S. OFFICERS

Uncle Sam is feeling generous
toward the army lately and as a re-
suit officers will be furnished with
fuel and light hereafter at govern
ment expense. The new orders also
make an allowance of $l2 per
month extra for rent. making a
total of $4S drawn by officers when
not living in barracks.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

of the worlds greatest
Mime BeInhardt the world
objection will
those call between
But she decided objection sitting
declines appointments for this purpose
She has made perhaps the exception her entire
the receiving
tive at her home and discussing with him the American the
educational influence drama
which
generally pubished-Edior)
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

SEATTLE, April Ion May l
Captain B. w. Bell will retire from
his position as chief of the North
western division of the United
States secret service. Thomas b.
Foster is in line for the place.
Captain Bell will devote himself
to private business affairs.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
BIG COTTON FIRE

CH1CKASHA, I. T., April r.
Thousands of bales of cotton were
burned here last evening in the de-
structiOn of the Traders Compress
Co.'S compress. Loss. $500 900.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

Frank Kelly, when arraigned be-
fore Judge Sullivan yesterday,
pleaded guilty to larceny and was
sentenced to 4 months in the
county jail.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

We are only serving seven hun
dred meals per day. We must in
crease our business to one thous-
and owing to the small margin Oh
the quality of food we serve for the
money.
DELMONICO RESTAURANT G.
CATERING CO.,
220 Riverside Ave. Phone3182.
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

q inch pongee, in natural colors checks;
S"lu BIC
SO inch chiffon tafeta RICH mellow finish:
worth S1.25; special yard .................9 CSC
80 inch swiss tafeta, brilliant and heavy; worth
$3.50; special, yard ............ ...........$1.19
80 inch peau de sole, soft, rich finish; worth
y inch peau de sole good heavy quality;
worth $l.25; special. yard .................e csc
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

"a inch satin foulards; beautiful line OF col
ors, in dots scrolls and checks; yard. ..... .95c
q inch Tuscan silk; one of the new wash silks
for 1907; comes in white with colored dots; to be
had at The Wonder only; yard SIPS
20 silk waist patterns two alike, imported
expressly for The Wonder, each ........... $5.95
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
Formal Opening of Spring Wash Goods

md selection of wash fabrics that in range of
ladies Of the Inland Empire.
French organizes printed taffetas, Mayfair
batiste in large and we'll assorted line of pat
terms and perfect wash goods. Price. ,....1 5c
Organde Versailles Raye LuXenil, Lorraine
tissue, in the large shadow paids floral and dot
ted designs; captivating. Price Csc
Printed ducks, for suits ..................18 c
Very pretty line Of organizes. lawns and ba
|</2C
Lawns at Sc, &c and 1Oc in very pretty de-
signs.
A handsome line of cambrics, percaes and
wasting madras. Prices ...... 15c and 12L,c
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12
April Sale of Silks

n tina wnl appeal
at
The Spokane press. [volume] (Spokane, Wash.) 1902-1939, 1907-04-12

Our STOCK IS very complete and here VIII be Il
styles, qualities and prices will surely please the
Printed silk batste, drap de lines and japon
embroideries, beautiful goods and perfect tub
fabrics and durable wearers. Price ........ 35c
Real swiss in plain colors and colored dots;
the neatest goods out; perfect wash material;
cool and comfortable looking. Price $50
Embroidered silk mulls in plain colors.
Price OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 25c, Csc, soc
Embroiderel and figured colored swisses; a
large assortment. Price .................. 2Oc
Plain colored Venetian voes and mercerized
gros grain for suits Price ................ 35c
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1907-05-24
FOR MEMORIAL DAY
Preparations Being made
for a Proper 0bserv-
ance

The memorial sermon generally given
the Sunday before memorial day will
be given at the Congregational church
next Sunday morning BY Rev. Billig.
The q. A. r.. s. of ", and W. r.
q. will attend in a body.
Committees are working on the
program for memorial day next
Thursday. There will be . parade
by the q. A. X. post, Sons of Veterans,
Women's Reief Corps. and other
fraternal and civic organizations,
and exercises at Oakland cemetery.
Rev. W. 81. Farrell will be the orator
OF the day. Thete will be music by q
special choir. The graves in the
various cemeteries will be decorated
by . squad from the pest in the