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The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Mr.. GREGORY. DEAD
Prominent Young Richmond Man
Passcs Away After Long illness.


After an illness of more than SIN
weeks OF typhoid fever. In the h4m m
Mr.. George Edwards Gre e n one al
voung men Of the city. passed away
evening At t $40 sa0 ofDtba Hon.
Roger Gregory. formerly iudgea:of the
County Court OF King William c 60 1t y
and until last year professor nt NV W
in Richmond College HtS n n'2H,s, ian, Is
q. Allen. lie leaves three. slsters-Mir,ss,,
p NJ; MeGrnder, Of = ch "a RteSmond
and Miss Maria Gregory, Of King :. NIL " i !
liam, and one brother, Mr. Roger e, : GREG
Dry, Jr., OF King William county !.
Theagh only tysntybnSS ea X1a IF t6 e
Gssore M.. Gregory COMPANY. manu-
facturers AGENTS and M c Mas tha aen peep
Run Hunt Club. the ks. United com.
mercial Travellers and the |, lrave na,n .
municant Of st. Paul's Eplscopa'
Church.
mot yet been made.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27

The condition of Mrs. Garland IT.
Clarke Of Chestnut HILL who has
been III for some time, remains prac-
tically the same. Her physicians con.
slider her case critical.
spending the holidays with he1 cous
!, in, Miss Hortense Leland, at 9oS NORTH
Avenue, Baltimore, Md,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
At Pegran,'s School.

Mrs c. NJ. Eddlngton. OF no. 1903 West
gIpm's School Tuesday in the class parlo:v.
The Roy. W. IL Wh!tsitt, 2. D., o, Rich.
mond College. spoke on The Christmas
Spirt.n ,chare We're recitatIons, By Misses
Heath Alncke. Jennie Rogers. Mary Catlin,
Rena Fisher. Stella Anderson. Sara agc.
and musical selections by Misses Katherine
Tho school will be closed for New Years
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
10 ANSWER GRAVE CHARGE
|. II. Jnhcs Alleged Digami.t and
Abductor of Young Woman.

G. II. Jnbcs Alleged DiRa,niat and
Abductor of Young Woman.
Charged with bigamy and with alb.
Quoting pupil of his school, WHO
Is minor. G. H. James. North
Carolina school teacher. who is
now under arrest at Woodstock. Va,
will be taken back to Dare county.
n. c.. for trial. and the girl, who Is
with him. will be placed on the Wit
ness stand by the prosecution. Judging
from the warrant accompanying the
requisition on Governor Swanson by
Governor Glenn. James will have a
hard road In court. and will probably
do time at Raleigh for some years.
1t is alleged that the man has two
wives in North Carolina, and. deserving
both. he fed the State with Lille Mid
gett, who was pupil IN his school;
and over whom he gained powerful
influence. In 1905 James ran school
at A1anteo. N. c., and there became In
fatuated with the girl. Later he open.
ed school at Atlantic. and took Miss
Midget with him as assistast princi-
pal.
James seemed to have gained an al
most hypnotic influence over the girl.
and after being at Atlantic for some
time they abandoned the school and
disappeared This was last July, and
from that time until few days ago
the North Carolina authorities had
tried in vain to locate them.
They were finally landed at Wood :
stock and the authorities there agreed
to hold the man untI the sheriff of
Dare county could arrive with the
proper papers on which to take him
BACK to North Carolina.
the requisition yesterday, and Sheriff
D. j. Lyman left at once for his pris-
oner.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Hand Cut in Saw.

ladd at NO. ITO East Broad Street got
mixed mp with a circular yesterday
afternoon. having tho index finger of his
right hand entirely cut of and the other
fingers badly hurt. Responding to call
from the First Police Station DR.. Strole, Of
the city ambulance force. dressed the
wounds. The man was able to walk home.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
sneclal Exalnination.

notifel nv the department at Washin Gton
Of a special examination to be hold in Rich
,mond on January 9Th to establish an eltgl-
ihie Register for the position of storekeeper-
gGuger under civil service rule No 2. The
register. which was made up at the last
examination, has been exhausted as a result
oi recent appointments
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Mule Was Hungry.

\ stray mule went to sheridans stabls,
No 2l0 North Shafer Street. on Christmas
morning and demanded dinner which was
furnished of the various delcacies which
attract a mules appetite. TIE owner Of Tia
mulo communicate with the Second
Police Station and prove his property.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
BULLET CRUSHED in
fyhri.tma. Revelers In barton Heights
S.T--ts9l'9iF Used Loaded Pistol. N

That some OF the Christmas jewellers
were using even more dangerous fuss-
mite MI torpedoes. isquite evident o.A;Ir. ".
w. NJ. Robinson, who 5Y!tiehsW.s, ~
Al. Robinson. who lives with his moth 7!
and SRnberts street, In Barton 81 Fights
Nir. Robinson. had Just retired Wedne !, s.
day night, when he was startled by the =
tie CRASH Of broken glass. some one.
haa5shot out ono of hts window pnnes,}
MI. Robinson retired to q remote CORNER,
OF his couch, feel Ing very much lSes 2
the flattened bullet on the floor %
his bedroom,
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
TO REPEAT MUSIC

Sacred Heart Cathedral Choir to Ren-
der Fine Program Again.
Tho Christmas music, consisting
principally of Stehle's mass In four
parts. SO ably rendered by the Sacred
Heart Cathedral choir Of twenty ma c
voices at the pontitical mass. will be
repeated next Sunday at the II O'Clock
services. a large congregation Is ex-
DeCted, SIS gta
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
BOXES SENT OUT
Families Of Convicts Express Surprise ut
Being Remembered.

Thirty wel-hlle1 boxes haze gone, express
chm gcs PREPAID 10 the homes of cnnvicts
In the Virginia state Penitcptiary, Mira
5errge II. Wiley. who has had charge OF
the work. said last night that AZ least ton
more boxes VIII be sent out in time for New
Year Many letters have been received,
ancwledg,ne the receip, of the presents aud
fxrressing the deep gratitude OF the reci-
&c, Indicating surprise that any one should
aave thought of the families of consicts
seemed to know Just what they needed
each box contained at least SIS worth pf
clothing and useful presents, The mer
chants OF Richmond who contributed 10 this
Undertaking did not give their casl-ot
ytock, but In nearly every case sen, first
class goods Contributions are still coming
d. aud Mrs. Wiley purposes TO scnd as man
N hny boxes in all. II the funds viii permit.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Lutheran sunday School.

Tho Christmas celebration Of the
First English Lutheran sunday school Q,
will be held tonight at s o'clock IN
the church. seventh and Grace Streets.
The program will be- very inter
estInc one, being composed OF reAtta-
tions. dialogues and music. santa e. q
tribute tho presents. The public is
-inYitcd. ----- $500 ~ - 800. - =.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Receiver Files Big Bond

ATLANTA. GA. December a6.-The Cen
trail Bank and Trust Corporation to-day
Neal Bank. which recently closed It's doors
Tho. receiver Will proceed Immediately 70
wind UP the affairs OF the Neal Bank, and
will endavor to pay the deposltors dollar
for dollar.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Colorcd Theatre

More than 1000 people witnessed tho
trance scene at the Empire Colored Theatre
in North Second Street last night. The
Engagement invites the public to attend tho
free exhibitions every day this week from .
to ! / Z. NJ.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Tor Orphan Boys.

The annual Christmas celebration at
tho Male Orphan Asylum will be held
this afternoon at 1880 o'clock. Tho
program, which follows. will be rem
dered with the usual excellence of Mrs.
G;ll's boys, after which the youngsters
viii be marched into the dining-room,
where they will do full justice to a
royal Christmas spread:
"Hark 10 the Bells In the Old church
Tower
Prayer, Rev. DR.. James Power smith.
"clorv 10 Cod (recitation), chorus.
songs Of the Angels" semi-chorus.
.'The Clock Song"
santa Is On His Way.
The Arrival Of Santa Claus.
There's Nobody Like our Santa Claus.
Remarks.
head chorus.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Eranxelistlc Meeting

'-I8I7I OVERWHELMING NIttlIEK,
The Frances willard Temperance Union
rili hold q special eyangeistic meeting on
tuesday at T.. Mat the Ashury Methodist
Church, ON Loinbardy street. with Airs, Mas
tey as leader.
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
BECK THREATENED
WITH DAMAGE SUIT
BOY SHOT DOM
ONE ARRESTED
Serious Disturbance in Church
Hill Gang Causes Excitement.
Nobody Talking.

A shooting affair which may have
serious results startled the neighbor-
hood on North Twenty-eighth Street
yesterday morning between II and la
o'clock, and for time put an end to
the Christmas festivities of that sec
ton.
y large gang OF boys from seventeen
to twenty years of age, living on the
northern section of Church Hill have
been observing Christmas in royal
fashion, and yesterday some of them
were evidently feeling the fag-end Of
the celebration. Just what happened
it is difficult to ascertain, as all con-
nected with the affair are more than
reticent, but small parlor rifle fig
ured to some extent, one of the boys,
John Passady, being severely wound
The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-12-27
Mhybrc,x Arrested.

The rifle, it is alleged, was in tho
hands of Walter Whybrcw. OF No. 40
North Twenty-eighth Street. seven
teen-yearold boy. who was later ar
rested and taken to the First Police
Station. He was held to await the re-
suit OF Passady's injuries, the names of
the other boys being taken as Wit
nesses DR.. Julian w. Sloan, who was
called to attend young Passndy. found
that the wound was made Sy a twenty
two-calibrc rifle bullet in the right
side just over the appendix. DR.. Sloan
said that the injury itself was not
necessarily serious in Its character,
provided that it did not become in
fccted In some way. There was no sign
of lock-jaw or blood poison, however,
and the physician has good hope Of
the boys rapid recovery. Whybrew
will be in the Police Court this morn
Ing
The neishborhood around Twenty
| eighth and Nj Streets was considerably
| agitated over the shooting all day yes.
! terday, many OF those who had boys
! in the crowd being inclined to take
/ active steps against young Whybrew
! Others We're inclined TO the belief that
members OF the gang worried him into
/ the shooting, and that he was not as
/ much to blame as his tormenlors.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19
DEMOCRATIC RALLY AT MUSKO-
GEE SHOWS HASKELL'S
GREAT STENGTH
EULOGIzES THE CONSTITUTION
Hundreds From Muskogee and Sur
rounding Towns Turn Out to
Hear the 'Father Of
The Constitution"

Muskogee, April 19-One Of the
largest crowds that ever attended a
public meeting in this city, greeted
o. N. Haskell, candidate for the DEM
ocratic nomin .tion for governor, at
the Hinton theatre last night. A
great many citizens Of the neighbor-
ing towns were present to hear the
''Little General" in one Of the best
political speeches of his career. From
the tremendous applause accorded
him, it is certain that Mr.. Haskell
will carry. his home town almost bod
lily at the primary May %.
Many speakers from Vinita, Table
quah and other towns we're present
and lent their voices to sound the
praises of s'the father" of the grand
est constitution ever written. A
unique program for the speaking had
been prearranged. At 7 o'clock the
Muskogee Merchants band gave an
open air concert in front Of the Hin
ton that attracted great crowd and
soon filed the theater to its utmost
capacity. A great round of applause
was given when Mr.. Haskell, appear
ed and took his seat among the other
speakers on thestage. Chairman Wy
ly called the meeting to order and in
troduced Mr.. Preston S. Davis, Of vi
nita. as the first speaker.
Mr.. Davis delivered short, but
spicy speech, in which he exalted MrI
Haskell for the great work done in
the constitutional convention, and
named him as the first governor Of
the grand new state of Oklahoma.
This gave that great crowd of Has
kell admirers a chance to show their
admiration, and the applause for the
next few minutes was deafening. Mr..
Davis explained that his talk was
purely extemporaneous and assured
the people of Muskogee that he would
return at future date and make a
speech to them.
Mr.. Haskell was the next speaker.
He gave the first part Of his address
to the constitution. He told of the
many evil influences that had set to
work to corrupt the convention, and
told how they had been thwarted by
his resolution, forbdding lobbying
among the delegates. Mr. Haskell
never made a speech that was receiv-
ed with more enthusiasm. He eulo-
gized the work Of all the delegates in
the convention. lie said that the
charges that the Oklahoma delegates
had been selfish ia their demands
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19

we're absolutely unfounded and that
they on the other hand had been very
generous toward Indian Territory.
He took up at considerable length the
clauses in the constitution in regard
to railroads, corporations and taxa
tion. He showed that the constitu-
tion of Oklahoma throws its protect
ing arm about the great mass Of COM
mon people as no other constitution
has done. Mr. Haskell exposed the
object of the criticism Of the consti-
tuition, especially that of the Repub-
lican press bureau. He defended the
works of the constitution in expend-
ing the alleged wasting Of S235, 900 Of
public money. OF this amount it was
shown that sl6O, 900 was spent without
the convention having anything to do
with it. In speaking OF the criticism
of the delegates, Colonel Douglas,
Governor Frantz and the Daily Okla
homan came in for for share of the
severe roast handed out from the
scorching tongue of this brilliant or
ator.
After talking for an hour on the
constitution, Mr.. Haskell turned his
attention to the local issues and de.
Tended bis position in regard to the
laboring men and in regard to the
Citizens Alliance in Muskogee. He
then took up the attacks of the Cruce
campaigners against him. He told Of
the joint meeting in Chickasha,
where 81 Cruce buttons were pulled
from the coats Of the citizens and
thrown at Haskell's feet. Mr. Has
kell closed his address amid great
cheering and Immediately took the
train for Guthrie to assist in finishing
the constitution. A number of other
speeches were made, but the event Of
the evening was Mr.. Haskell's speech.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19
IMPORTANT DECISION
Made by Interstate Commerce Com
mission in Favor of W.B. Johnston
in Excessive Freight Rate Case.
From Enid Wave Of Aprll Is.

From Enid Wave Of April 10,
Washington, ID. O., April BIN
decision rendered yesterday the Inter
state Commerce commission holds that
in the case of w. b. Johnston, Of Enid,
Okla. against the St. Louis & San
Francisco, Denver, Enid g. Gulf Mis-
souri,, Kansas & Texas and Fort Smith
g. Western railroad companies, involv-
ing the rates charged from various
points in the Indian Territory to Enid,
the commission holds that the rates to
the ton on coal in carload lots Of So. 10
for lump and $3.50 for slack from the
Sans Bois district, Indian Territory,
to Enid, over the Fort Smith & West
ern and Denver, Enid & Gulf roads
are excessive and unreasonable, and
should noe exceed Sl.95 for lump and
81. 35 for slack.
In commenting upon the above de-
cision the Wave desires tosay that it is
very important to all the Enid coal
shippers as we'll as other shippers.
Under this decision the railroad COM
panies must rebate the shippers all
excessive freight charges. Last winter
City Attorney Walker advised the city
council to bring suit against the rail-
road companies for excessive freight
charges on coal and water pipe ship
ments. Mr.. Walker says the excess
freight charges paid by the city will
amount to about $1,000. No doubt
the city can recover every cent Of the
excess freight charges under this de-
cision. Coal shippers can secure a
rebate, and should then rebate to
every customer who paid $500 per ton
for coal last winter. 1t now looks as
If Enid would be accorded justice in
the freight rates.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19
RAPHAEL KASSAD BECOMES
UNITED STATES CITIZEN

Raphael Kassab applied today IT
the u. S. clerks Office for naturaliza
tlon papers and became a citizen Of
the United States. Mr.. Kassab is a
native Of Damascus, Syria, the Oldest
town in the world. He came from
Tulsa here. He has lived in he
United States the required length Of
time. Mr.. Kassab speaks English,
French, German and his native tongue
fluently.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19
WONDERFUL OIL WELL
FOUND AT OKMULGEE

" Okmolgee, /. T. April 19-One of
the greatest oil wells in midconti-
nent field was brought in this evening
by the lola company, on their lease
southeast of this city. The test gives
the oil the grade Of "A gravity, the
best grade yet found. No provision
for storage had been made and the oil
is now going to waste.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19
REMOVAL OF RESTRICTIONS

The department Of the interior on
April II, approved the applications of
5he following named citizens Of the
Five Civilized tribes for the removal
If the restrictions.
Cherokees
William G.. Twist, Tulsa
Francis b. Welch, Tip, /. IT,
Enie M. Hill, Alba.
Isaiah II. Long, Alton.
Lucian Burlington, Vinita
Anna Walker, Dodge
Elmer III. Alexander, Grove
Edward Fritz, Vinita.
Erastus w. Hartness, Talala
Robert Klaus, Jr., Zena.
Edward r. Bean Claremore.
George w. Woodall, Grove
Sarah Sixkiller, TahleQuah.
Eliza Brown, Cans
John Watkins, Muskogee
Josephine Bulawsky, Alton.
James Paris, Gideon
James r. Blasingame, Alton
Jacob Lucas, White Oak
Avery M. Miller, Needmore
Charles Brown, Grove
Laura Il. Owens, Claremore
Roda @. Smith, Fairland
Ada Thurman Foyil
Iottie Wickett. Grove.
Lula r. Henderson, Muskogee.
Laura Slope, Gideon
Alexander Sutton, Grove
Prissilla carp, Maysville, Ark.
Chickasaws
Lucy James, Chickasha
Lemuel BlevingS, Wynnewood.
Choctaws
Alexander Mcintosh, Grant
Willie w. Mackey, Savannah
Christina A. Bates, Durant.
William Lee Folsom, Garland,
Fannie Wallace. Boswell
Marry E. Crawford, Allen
Arthur Garvin Arlington, Graham.
Lee Askew, Marietta
John w. Durant, Durant.
Creeks
Sewers Carr, ChecOtah
Hannah Mann, BristOw
Leila A. Howard. Muskogee
Edward L. Schrimsher, Los Angeles,
Calf.
Selders Jones, Konawa.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19
AND MERCHANTS
BANK AT BISBY LOOTED

Bixby, April 19.-The Farmers and
Merchants bank Of this city was
robbed last night. The details Of the
robbery have not yet been made
known. 1t is not known how much
money was in the safe, but it is said
the robbers got away with all Of it.
The Vinita daily chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1902-1913, 1907-04-19

If you wish to succeed IN this world
always treat woman as If she were
ten years younger than She is and
man as if he were ten years Older
Pele Mele.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-09-22
Hens Answer Bugle Calls.

Sacramento CCalD Cor Philadelphia
 North American.
 To John A. Dierssen who lives on sherman Island, belongs the credit for one of the cleverest achievements ever seen in this section. Derssen is a chicken fancier and has about 200 fowls in his charge.
 He also loves the music of the bugle, and for many years blew calls in the Ger many army He conceived the notion that if would be geat feat to teach the chickens to come to their supper when bugle was blown.
 H. started to teach them, and after month of hard work, finally managed to get them trained so that they knew the fall in' from the retreat
 Now whenever visitors call on Dierssen he gives an illustration of 200 hens march ing behind thoroughbred roosters while he blows the bugle.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-09-22
He Cinched 1t.

From the Denver Post.
 eNy boy. l like you and l want you to marry my daughter But have you spoken to her mother about it?'
 NO, slr.'
 linen, to cinch it for you, I'll oppose the match"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-11-16
LITTLE WAS DONE AT
MEETING Of SOLONS
Few Matters of Interest
Considered.

Regular meeting Mayor and City
Council Nov 14th. Present, Mayor
Hawkins, presiding. Aldermen Chill
ders, Furlow, Sherlock, Bolton, Bor-
UNI and Poole.
Minutes last regular meeting Oct.
31st and called meeting Nov. 9th read
and confirmed.
On motion matter of putting con-
crete floor in fire hall referred to
Public Buildings Committee with au-
thOrity to act.
Water and Sewerage Committee re-
ported cost of extending water pipe
in Oak Grove Cemetery. Matter refer
red to water and sewerage committee
with authority to act.
On motion next regular meeting OF
Mayor and City Council to be held on
Wednesday night, Nov. 9th on ac-
count of Thanksgiving day being on
regular meeting night, Nov. 28th.
Claims of /. NJ Hansford and W. c.
Carter read and referred to Street
Committee.
Sections reports read and on mo-
ton ordered filed
On motion resolution adopted al
regular meeting Oct. 3rd, relative to
sheds and awnings on Cotton Avenue
amended by striking out the words
awnings and inserting in lieu thereof
the word sheds.
All approved bills read and on mo-
ton ordered paid.
T. N. HAWKES., Clerk & TT.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-11-16
INTERESTING ITEMS
FROM PLAINS

The Southern Bell Telephone Co.,
IS installing an exchange at Plains.
Nearly all citizens of the town, and a
number in the country will have a
phone
Mr.. E. NJ Kendrick has moved into
his pretty new cottage.
Mr. A. c. Wellons and w. II. Craw-
ford have each begun a new cottage.
This will be nine new homes built
in Plains this fall, besides a large
number that have been remodeled
Mrs, E. NJ Kendrick is quite sick
with fever.
Mr.. H. T. Bradley, travelling sales
man visited Mrs. Bradley last week.
who is with her parents Mr.. and Mrs
J. A. Mcdonald.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1907-11-16
A Day Of Gloom
CNew York World

Today far-sighted business men sit
helpless before the riotous forces that
have laid their hands upon the wheels
of manufacture and trade-From
Chancellor Days book, "The Raid On
Prosperity"
Come off,
They Don't;
They rise and hit
The trouble-spot blow to split
The rottenness wide open, so
The good, clean air may come and
go
Straight through it like a knife
that cuts
The rioters in calls" and puts,
Say,
DR.. Day,
Your view points wrong.
And you can't see
What constitutes prosperity.
You have strabismus, too,
And think
The whole darn country's on the
blink,
Because as far as you can see,
This corporate activity
Has been restrained,
Has had a check
Before it landed on the neck
OF everything in sight and made
Itself the Autocrat of Trade.
Say, Chancellor, are you aware @
Just what this country is, for
fair?
Do you know
How far from New York you can
go
And find the nation still is there,
AS rich and strong and fat and
fair
AS ever sun shone on and rains
Brought millions to the farmers
grains?
There mines their hidden wealth
reveal;
There mills turn out their miles of
steel;
There every form of enterprise
That push and progress can de-
wise
Stands forth in triumph to deny
The vision of the narrow eye.
Wake up. o Day, of Syracuse,
To this new day and hear the news,
Forget the others, DR.. Day
And try the better broader way
In the meantime don't you worry
About this country going to the
demition bowwows
In a Wall street furry.
See?