The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-08-01

ATcHisoN GLOBE SIGHTS. !

Ever notice how a man whose vii
is away visiting is watched?
You needn't take any pains to ElN
the devil his due: he'll get it.
Every good farmer has three or fou
JOBS laid up for a rainy day.
AT the summer resort every sunlme
is the hottest n they ever had.
What are you mad about most FIRE
Guently? In u case, it is w
are old.
The family skeleton usually come
out of the closet TO referee the fanlil
quarrels.
How many times some men ca,
make fools of themselves without find
ing it out.
A good many people make promise
to lecturers and candidates that the,
never keep.
The amateur gardner is usually a,
adept at explaining why his garden
isn't better.
People talk about different empera
ments," when they really mean differ
ent tempers.
1t is particularly easy to deceive E
things about her.
h has become of the old-fasnioneC
man who referred to the harness on his
horses as "gears?'
n world seems to accept the doc,
trine that ma should give his friend
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Occasionally there is a good man who
Is also SO stupid that he will no know
heaven when he sees it.
one reason fewer girls than boys
know how to swim is that girls rely
on someone teaching them.
Hit John Barleycorn every time you
get a chance. Even behaving his best,
he is meditating mischief.
If a ma is sufficiently in love, he
lmaglnes he thinks poetry. zen though
ne doesn't attempt to write it..
We have noticed that when a wom-
an hears that another woman was
never in love, she says Bah"
some men are so mean they like to
a their wives advice so they can
tell them later how worthless it was.
The new neighbors next door al
ways turn out better han their fur
nlture looks when it arrives on a wag-
on.
1t is a remarkable crowd of children
who can play games for twenty min
it, "''Aou' quaffe''ns over VINO IS
You are no peach" we heard a.
young man say to a girl at Forest
park, lately; there are no peaches this
year"
a farmer sitting in front of a store
are very busy in the harvest field
now
When an agent calls to collect. he
Is not near as polite as he was when
he called to coa you into signing the
contract.
The Lancaster Literary society will
next Saturday night settle the question
-Can a sh1ftless person help being
shiftlessc"
When a widow says she will never
marry again, she usually follows the
statement with a proviso beginning
with unless"
There is at least the consolation to
the girls that it is a greater compli-
ment to be called a peach this year
than it was last.
what has become of the o~ld-fashioned
man who described his anger by saw
ing he was mad enough to bite a ten
penny nail in two?"
How much useless talk we fndulgeI
tn Keep track of yourself some day.
and note how much time YOU waste
in talking foolishness.
Juog1hg by what happens afterward
there must be a lot Of bad luck omens
adj every wedding which are
noticed at the time.
When a man kills himself for a
woman ne gets lots of sympathy, but
when a woman kills herself for a
h is laughed at.
Years may come and years NAV 90
the time will never arrive when \,
will sit up and patch his wife,s
clothes after she is asleep in bed.
The man who butts into a family row
has a large bump of good judgment
mpared with the visiting ball player
who starts a fight with the umpire.
The United States buys about 60 ner
Gent. OF the total diamond output Of
south Africa, but there are still a good
many girls who haven't been supplied.
II a mar borrows your lawn mower.
and falls to return it, don't become
and let your grass he
ragged; borrow another ,awn
mower and go to work.
1t is going to be hard when a woman
gets to heaven and fnds herself hyine
around In a one-piece robe, with no
cause for feeling in the back If her
skirt and her waist are together.
An unfortunate child is one whose
mother has a short memory She
doesn't remember when she refuses
her children pleasures that only yes
terday she was a child, and begged for
them herself.
A pretty and modest girl shocked thf,
reporter recently. and this reporter is
a tough old man. The girl wore a see
more waist, and. when h stopped to
play with a cat, the sight was toler-
able dreadful. Are these waists worn
they are comfortable, or be-
they shock the men?
70 seventeen years an Atchison
woman has concealed the fact that She
related to the Bobgers. a particu-
larly worthless family. Then one OF
the Atchison wolnan's family died, and
the Bobgers. as kin, appeared at the
funeral. 1t was too much for anyone
to bear and she has been Frustrated
ever since.
An Atchison expert in flirting says
that when you take mold of a girls
hand, and she doesn't say anything
but gets that cold. steel gray look ia
eyes, as il she had sick headache.
you had better let lose and run. But IL
the girl grabs her hand away, and
says; Now you stop!. the expert says
keep ri-.- - IS all right.
THE PlERRoT COLLAR.
There is a little collar now in fashion
which has been suggested by those
worn by Pierrots on fete days Of
France. 1t is made OF linen, gathered
a ruff about three inches wide.
and then is tackled to a bodice or Jacket
somewhere between the neck and
On Exclusive" summer suits
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