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Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
DISTINGUISHED VISITORS.

The visit of Senators Teller OF
Colorado. LaFonette of Wisconsin and
Curtis of Kansas to Arizona at this
time is fortunate While these distin-
guished gentlemen come here in dis
charge Of official duty to confer with
representatives of the Kickapoo In
dams, regarding their land interests
in the new state of Oklahoma, their
presence here will give them an op-
portunity to learn much about the
conditions in Arizona which viii be
desired in the consideration of the
bill for providing separate statehood
for Arizona which viii be presented
TO the sixtieth congress. Senator Tel
Ter Of Colorado has stood by Arizona
in more than one statehood fight and
last year advised the people Of Ari-
IONA to stand firm for the right of
separate statehood and refuse the
joint statehood offer. These senators
viii during their visit to Arizona
learn much about the rapid develop
meut OF the territory and the con
slant improvement in all conditions
.4==4.==..-===.= e.-a4n.sle- xhn-aEe
earnest in making strong me founda-
ton Of the new state. Arizona is to-
day better qualified for statehood than
were a large majority Of the terri
tories admitted in the past in every
requisite for maintaining desirable
state government, Senator Teller is
Pho stranger TO the territory and
knows of the stability of government
which has been maintained under the
present territorial system; but even
he will be surprised to learn of the
rapid progress of recent years.
The senators will be astounded
when they see Douglas and learn that
seven years covers its entire history
here they will find public school
houses which have cost 100000; here
they will find two great copper smeit
ers, one of them the second largest in
the world employing. when running to
the full limit, nearly two thousand
mea: here they viii find the first Y
n. c. a. building erected in Arizona
and that it cost $4,000; here they viii
find SIX Protestant churches and q
Catholic church ali provided with
handsome houses Of worship; here
they viii hnd tie best sireet car sys
TEN in Arizona barring none; they
viii find perfect sewer system cis
halt splendid fire department. cleo
trio light and power. complete waite
system. telephone. etc. All this has
been provided since the first mesquit,
was eut from the townsite sever
years ago
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

TERRITORY OF ARIZONA.
County of Cochise. IS.
1. Y. A. Patterson, circulation man
ager of the Bisbee ally Review, dc
sosemnly swear that the above state
ment gives the actual and bona flde
circulation Of the daily editions Of the
Bisbee Daily Review for the month
of September, 1907, and that from the
statement ali spoiled and left over pa
pers have been deducted.
N. A. PATTERSON.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
Feminine Rivalry.

Alas. how easily things go wrong!
A glove too short or a train too long,
And then arise relations strained.
A good friend lost and a fierce foe gained.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
Tried TO Fill II.

HE was representing his firm at the
dinner?"
THAT was what be said.''
I'm what capacity"
"Just Judging from his actions
should say in the capacity of a tank"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
Another Guess.

There goes a fellow who has killed
over hundred men"
''BanditE7
NO
soldier
Viewer heard that he was"
"Ah. I see. To which school Of
physicians does be belong?"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

81 haven't seen you around lately"
mo; have been away taking the
gold cure"
For drinking? l am surprised"
"Oh, no; for poverty"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
PERT PARAGRAPHS.


1t is said that two can play any
game, but, as rule, one only thinks
he can.
If you want to shine as conversa-
tionalist, encourage the others to do
all the talking.
Honor is a good thing to have either
to spend money on or borrow money
or.
Necessity knows no law-so it hires
lawyer.
1t makes some people very tired just
running up their bills.
He generally fights back who has
ssSc;5s backing.
You can't keep a good man down,
but you can turn bad man up any
day.
The less we know about a vice the
more respectable it looks.
IL people were as willing to believe
good Of others as they are to believe
good of themselves there would be a
universal grin that would compass the
psrtA and lap over and signal Mars
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
PERT PARAGRAPHS.

Little trials are cumulative In effect.
and enough Of them are good for a
4
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

Many people are insane when they
get mad, but more are just mean.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

Some people know when they are
well off and others get married.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

A sentimental person is about third
cousin twice removed to sensible
person.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
-,lL... Hs go seen Thenn.

--A Uhasa La Had Seem Them.
'sTha innocence of city children is
very amusing when they first go to the
country. / knew a little boy who
wouldn't believe that chickens had
feathers on them because he had only
seen the dressed kind in the stores in
town"
THAT is not strange. / knew a young
man who had never been two blocks
from Broadway who was sure that
cherries originally grew in the bottom
of the cocktail glass"
II Will.
We have the horseless carriage.
The wireless message fleet,
And no one will disparage
The hogless sausage meat
We have the cowiess butter
And exc tho boozeless bar.
But won't our bosom fiutter
To see the strspless carr
Coed Chance.
81 met hard drinker in the noun
tains who got stuck on them"
"why didn't he7"
"whstY'
Swear or"
Clever 54by.
Hello. baby, what are you crying
for?"
tito see if s-some mice l-lady won't
give me penny to sto-op."
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

Sewing machines have been all out
of order since autos became domesti-
Gated.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

The man who takes care OF his reli-
gion generally finds that it recipro-
Gates.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

The Classes Who Go.
..He is going south for the winter"
millionaire or tramp"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

Just by Proxy.
"He succeeded
in blu sin e s $
though he never
-.-al--Ilou
How did he
do ity
HE hired a
man to do his
lying for him."
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

An automobile is an outward. visible
and smellable evidence that somebody
has money to burn.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

1t has not been found necessary to
operate upon any Of our great men for
excess of brain.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

You can't keep a good man down,
bat you can turn a bad man up any
day.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

There are some things that are too
true to be good.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

Some ladies' would rather buy a
whole outfit than go shopping. but it
takes money.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
From His Ex-

From His Ex-
perienee.
There is a pot
of gold at the
end of the rain
bow"
How do you
know? Ever been
there 2"
, No"
an bet it is
\ nothing but a
bundle Of min
ing stock"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

Honor is a good thing to have either
to spend money on or borrow money
on.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

Necessity knows no law-so it hires
a lawyer.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

1t is said that two can play any
game, but, as a rule. one only thinks
be can.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

If you want to shine as a conversa'
tionalist, encourage the others to dc
all the talking.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

He generally fights back who has
seed backing.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

1t makes some people very tired just
running up their bills.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

The less we know about a vice the
more respectable it looks.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09
REGULATION STATEMENT FOR I
SEPTEMBER, 1907.
TERRITORY OF ARIZONA.

Ayerage for september.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-11-09

hHVChOuI.
A sentimental person is about third
cousin twice removed to sensible
person.
The man who takes care OF his reli-
glon generally finds that it recipro-
Gates.
1t has not been found necessary to
operate upon any of our great men for
excess of brain.
There are some things that are too
true to be good.
Some ladies' would rather buy a
whole outfit than go shopping. but it
takes money.
An automobile is an outward. visible
and smellable evidence that somebody
has money to burn.
Some people know when they are
well of and others get married.
Many people are insane when they
get mad, but more are just mean.
Sewing machines have been all out
of order since autos became domesti-
Gated
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
CLEANING the Eve.

When there is something in the eye
grasp the lid firmly and pull away
from the eye, and the pain will lessen
on the instant. Hold the head side
ways, so that the tears can wash the
object into the inner eye corner, and,
as rule, it will get there, whence it
can be removed with ease.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
Happiness Largely Habit.

Bernard Shaw remarks in one of hi.
plays that the man with the tooth
ache thinks every one happy whose
teeth are sound, and the poverty
stricken man makes the same mistake
about the rich man."
SO IT is with most things. One al
ways feels that the thing one does not
possess, or the thing one cannot do is
the one big ESSENTIAL thing to happi-
ness.
Those who are unsuccessful think
the successful one must be happy.
Invalids think if they had health
nothing else would be the matter.
Every laboring man thinks if he
only had leisure he would be content
But, unfortunately, happiness is not
the prerogative of any class of people
or station in life,
No doubt contain persons are gifted
with a happier and more cheerful tenn
permanent than others, but ones point
of view is really largely a matter of
habit, and the thing to do is to try
and get into the habit of letting ones
thought dwell on the pleasant things
of life as much as possible and for
get it's worries as soon as may be.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
Her Compensation.

A beautiful lesson is touchingly con-
Neyed by one of Ian Maclaren's Drum
otchty characters, blind girl who adj
dresses t:~ese words to one who had
spoken pityingly of her condition.:
If I dinna see'-and she spoke as
If this were matter of doubt and she
were making a concession for argu-
ments sake-"there's nobody in the
glen can hear like me. There's not a
footstep Of a Drumtochty man comes
10 the door, but / ken his name, and
there's no voice DOT on the road that
] Gamma tell. The birds sing sweeter
10 me than to anybody else, and / can
hear them cheeping to one another in
the bushes, before they. go to sleep.
And the flowers smell sweeter to me
the roses and the carnations and the
bonny moss rose-and l judge that the
oatcake and milk taste the richer be-
cause / dinna see them. Ma, ma, ye're
no 10 think that I've been ill-treated
by my God for If he didna give me all
things, he gave me mony things in
stead. And, mind We, it's no as if I'd
seen once and lost my sight; that
MIGHT ha' been a trial. and my faith
might ha' failed. I've lost nothing;
my life has been all getting"
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
Don't Whine.

Don't whine! Take what comes to
you and do your best with it. Make
the bravest fight you can; train your
self to see the cheerful side of things,
even the funny side of the mishaps you
cannot help. Strange complaints with
a laugh-a CHEEKY laugh is good for
heart and brain, and clears the mists
from the eyes or faith. Endure what
must needs be endured, go forward
bravely. A day is not a day we'll spent
unless you have tried to send a ray of
sunshine into some clouded life. What
will you do today? You may be busy
here and there with your household
cares or the veXatious details of your
business, but you should take time to
make some one happy.
Taking up ones cross" means sim
ply that you are to go the road you see
to be the straight one; carrying what
ever you find is given you carry, as
well and stoutly as you can; without
complaining or calling people to come
and look at you.
Who watching our lives and follow
ing us as we go about our daily avo-
cations would dream that we are lay
ing the foundation for an eternal man.
sion? Who, viewing our conduct, would
ever imagine that we are conscious our
actions and thoughts are all stamping
with an indelible mark our life beyond
the grave?
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
FLOWERS ADOPTED THoRNs.
Tradition Say the Rose Took Them
for Protection.

The North American Indians of the
western coast have a tradition that
roses were created without thorns.
So tall and fair they grew that all
creatures were attracted by their
beauty and grace.
Animals that browse upon grass and
green heritage soon discovered the ten
der sweetness of the roses abundant
foliage, and then every rose tree hold
ing its flowers aloft but attracted at
tention and drew destruction to itself.
Every part of the earth had been
given its glory CT roses, but in every
place there were animals which sought
the bushes to devour them, and the
tribes of roses We're in danger of be-
coming extinct.
In their extremity, they held a coun-
ell; for in that far-away morning of
the world, plants as we'll as animals
had power to speak.
To the council all the roses came,
and each had tale to tell of suffering
and disaster. At length 1t was decided
to send for help to the goldman of the
tribos-the Hiawatha of the west.
Delegates were chosen from among
those who We're manned and torn and
had suffered most. Others also were
sent who were tall and fair and grace
full. Wisely this council discerned that
should Justice be denied the tribes,
beauty might prevail in their cause.
The conference was long and grave
At its close an armor of thorns was
given TO every rose, and thus were the
tribes of roses delivered from their
enemies. From Legends of Roses"
by Mrs. A. 6. Hardy, in the Circle for
June
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
chiId's Wild Ride.

(From the Princeton. Mo, Telegraph
Dashing along at the rate of forty
miles an hour, little child took wild
ride on southbound Rock Island pas
senger train No. g. The infant climbed
on the engine pilot as the train left CAL
mer, Iowa. About four miles out En-
gineer Swanson noticed a piece of dress
goods flying from the front of his en-
CINE, and on Investigation it proved to
be child hanging to the iron bars of
the pilot with both hands. The train
was STOPPED and when the engineer,
with lump in his throat, took thr
youngster from its perilous position it
was laughing and said 1t had a good
buggy ride and was holding on tight"
Conductor Hoxie, who took charge of
the child, said it was the most exciting
episode in his forty years of railroad
ing. The child belonged to a family
named Johnson at Calmer.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
Isn't Home Better.

This is the season of the year when
the greyhounds of the French lines and
the dachshunds Of the German lines
and the Enteric Colitis of the Pink Star
line and the Hysteria and Paronia of
the Canard lines and the vessels of all
the other lines are setting out for the
other side with their first cabins over
flowing.
Every year about this time there are
a large, impressive number of people
who depart per steamer trying to look
as If they had been used all their lives
to toting around red and green steamer
rugs with straps on 'en.
They are going abroad to see Eu-
rope.
But they've never found time to see
such portions of their own country as
have the misfortune to be located be-
yond the Mystic river. Papa is per-
fectly willing to acquire a new crop
of summer corns tramping through
musty old palaces that remind him of
undertaking parlors. looking at lot of
mildewed chromos which date back to
the period when the only persons who
sat for their portraits were the saints
and the angels. In his heart of hearts
papa doesn't care a mild and gentle
hang for all the old masters that ever
mistreated canvas. Secretly he would
greatly prefer the work of the young
masters like Jimmy Britt and Joe
Cans, but is willing to punish his poor
feet because everybody else in his set
does it.
Mamma always had an idea that the
Catacombs were something like the
semi-colonS, only not so much used in
but since the guide-book
informs her that it's the proper thing,
she allows herself to be dragged
through several miles of mouldy,
smelly, enlarged editions of the morgue
and chloroforms her mind with the be-
lief that she's enjoying herself
The stalwart son voluntarily spends
half day contemplating the majestic
beauty of a Scotch lake, and OCCASION
ally bursting into gurgles of admira-
ton, whereas if he would only own I'D
and tell the facts, a Scotch lake looks
just the same to him as any other lake
L e., a body of water entirely sur
rounded by real estate, and supposed
to contain fish.
The daughter raves over the ex-
quisite interior of a damp Norman
castle which needs the attentions of a
North American plumber. If the truth
were known she would be nine hun
1red times as happy in the back room
with one of Robert Chambers latest
and warmest in her lap and a plate of
Judge outside on the fire escape getting
cool.
With their secret lodgings set on the
Subway and the skyscrapers, the whole |
permit themselves to be in |
yeigled into stopping at decayed hotels |
where the landlord bleeds them all day, |
hen turns over the contract to a zeal |
'us lot of insects at night.
Uncomplainingly they endure the tor !
nents of touring ruined cathedrals that |
couldn't have been so very caloric be-
ore they got ruined.
They potter about historic cities
where even the souvenir postcards are
lot up to the standard. And in the
arly fall they come home Feeling like
otal losses.
little thing like getting acquainted
With their own country at about half
he cost, never seems to occur to them
The Republic.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
The Art of Housekeeping.

What girl has a right TO marry and
go into a house Of her own unless she
knows how to superintend every
branch Of housekeeping? And she can
not properly superintend unless she has
some practical knowledge herself.
Let all girls have a share in house
keeping at home before they marry;
let each superintend some department
by turns. 1t need not occupy half the
time 10 see that the house is properly
swept, busted and put i'm order, to pre-
pare buildings and make dishes, than
many young ladies spend I'm reading
novels which enervate both mind and
body sand unfit them for everyday life.
Women do not as a general rule get
pale faces doing housework. Their sed-
ontary habits, in overheated rooms,
combined with i'll chosen food, are to
blame for bad health. Let the present
generation add to its list of real accom-
plishments the art Of properly prepar-
ing food for the human body.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
How to Be Popular.

Show a helpful spirit towards every
body, and a willingness always to lend
hand. Everybody despises a man or
woman who is always thinking of self.
Be generous. The world loves a mag
unanimous soul. observation-disclosures is
always popular.
Learn TO say pleasant things of 9TH
ers Always look for the good in others,
but never for their faults.
Do not remember injuries. Always
manifest a forbearing, forgiving spirit.
Be cheerful The sunny woman is
wanted everywhere. All doors fly open
to her; she needs no introduction to
any household
Be cOnsiderate of the rights of others.
Never monopolize converse ton. To lis
ten is as great an art as to talk well.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
Meaning of Word Luck"

Luck means rising at o'clock in the
morning: living on seventy-five cents
day II you earn dollar and half.
Luck means appointments you have
never failed to keep; the trains you
have never failed to catch. Luck means
trusting in God and your own re-
sources.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
Uomdn's u)orId
Conducted by Helene vaIeau.
HELENE vALEAU's ANSWERS.

MISS Naleau Will reply to all ques-
nohs asked by the feminine readers Of
the lntelmountain Catholic The well
known character and authority of her
repIles need no introduction to those
already familiar with her ability. Miss
Raleau viii take kindly and personal
interest," IN those who write to her, and
VIII spare no pains in seeing that their
inquiries are answered fully and care
fully. Write only on one side of the
paper. Address letters to Miss Helene
Naleau, Intermountain Catholic,
Dear Miss Valeau.
white? '''' nus
NELLIE ]. H. Salt Lake.
10 make the arms white and smooth
good specific is that of ammonia and
water applied nightly after washing
the SKIN with piece of bath toweling
dipped in lukewarm lather. If the
arms are inclined to be red neroxide
Of hydrogen will do much toward
bleaching them. A few drops should he
added TO the water in which the arms
are riEsed.
y
Dear Miss Valeau:
Can you tell me what will remedy
eczema of the scalp?
s. T., Denver.
Eczema Of the scalp is most un
pleasant and always very destructive
10 the hair growth. Prepare a remedy
by mixing twenty grams of cocoa but
ter ten grams of spermaceti. two
grams of salicylic acid. Allow the
pomade TO remain on all night Wear
q nightcap If possible to prevent soil
ling the pillows. In the morning wash
the head carefully with a pure nv
gienic soap and warm water. Rinse
and dry thoroughly.
x y X
Dear Miss Valeau:
What viii help my hair. which is
very thin and poor?
NJ. H.. Butte.
Quite often the restoration of thick
ness and gloss TO the hair is a simple
matter. The most distressing circum-
stance is the falling of the hair-the
handfuls that come out with each
combing. 1t is the correcting of this
trouble that should be the first step
I'm bringing back the health of the
scalp. Too frequently one thinks only
of growing hair again and of restor-
ing its gloss and softness. Consider
that your time is well spent during the
first few weeks If the hair ceases to
fall under your treatment Begin by
washing the hair thoroughly, though |
with extreme care and gentleness. !
once a week. This is pretty frequent, |
but not too much so when the recipe |
below is used; Oil of sweet almonds. |
thirty grams; oil of mace, one gram; |
essence Of rosemary, thirty grams. |
Anoint the scalp with this every night, |
gently massaging meanwhile FIRE.
quent brushing and the massage treat
ment given with gradually increasing
vigor will contribute wonderfully to the
gloss and sOftness of the hair
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
FRIENDS IN HEAVEN.

A abrown-haired, Llue-eyed wee one,
Grown weary and tired of play,
Climbed up on my knee to ask me
In her simple, childish way:
Have You any friends in heaven,
That you sometimes want to see?"
Can you guess how the question thrilled
me
Like a minor melody?
l thought, as I sat in the twilight,
With the wee one on my knee,
OF my little biue-eyed baby
Whose summers numbered three;
She went from my arms to heaven
One springtime years ago,
And left in my heart that sorrow
That only mothers know.
thought how the babys father
Grew lonesome and longed to hold
Once more on his breast our baby
With hair of sunset gold.
And one summer eve he left me
To search for our baby of three
And I know full we'll he found her,
But he never came back to me.
Do l want to see them?
o! child of the violet eyes,
My heart is gone on before me
To the hills of Paradise.
Drop balm in my weary heart,
Mine only, and mine forever,
Though earth and heaven part.
-Eben E. Rexford in st. Louis Globe
Democrat.
The Intermountain Catholic. (Salt Lake City [Utah] ;) 1899-1920, 1907-07-20
Dont's for Wives,

Don't talk about a new bonnet Get
one and look as sweet as possible in it,
Don't be an invalid oftener than nee
essary.
Don't say mean things concerning
short allowance" Give a man good
dinner and ask for all you need.
Don't abuse men generally, meaning
one in particular.
Don't impart home secrets to a con-
fidential friend
Don't look cross when a man comes
home late at night. Take your turn
staying out and see how he manages it.