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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01
STATE OF OHIO, Cry OF TOLEDO &c
LUCAS COUNTY.

STATE OF OHIO, I-TY OF TOLEDO &C
LUCAS COUNTY.
Frank 7. CHENEY makes oath that he
5 senior partner of the firm of + J..
Cheney & Co.. doing business in the
City Of Toledo. ounty and State afore-
said, and that said firm will pay the sum
of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
each and every case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by the use OF Halls Catarrh
Cure. FRANK !. NHENEf -
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence. this 9th day OF December,
A. ID. 1886.
A. w. GLEASON.
lSEAL.l Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
and acts directly on the blood and nue.
Gus surfaces of the system Send for
testimonials free.
r. /. CHENEY, Toledo, 0.
Sold By all Druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for constr
patton.
For Sale by ssFeIdmeyeri Bros. City
Drug Store. dee
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01

In the NOyember number - sue
cess Magazine" Frank Fayant con
tinues bis AMAZING DISCLOSURES - the
facts IN the life 0l Thomas ". Las
son. This article deals with Mr.
IawsOn's early financial batties-tbe
Grand Rivers lKentucky) BOOM the
Lawson fight and the affair with the
iyesfiBbOBse Electric people. Samuel
aIeTwfD contributes the second aFti-
ele - his SeTis 'DTuggiDg a Race" ard
treats 81 Great BritaiBfs crime - fas-
fegipg The opium curse upon China.
IN tie second part Of CbauDcey
TbOmas's article, "Our own North
west, I" be shows how Puget sound s.
bound to be the site Of one 81 Amexi-
cas- greatest cities. In this number
there Is an amusing boys composition
on "Maggisenes, BY Henry 4. Shufe.
and discussion Of the new motor car
models by Harry Palmer The fiction
department contains THE Hermit, =
by Joseph &. Lincoln: The Red
Motor" bz Elizabeth New McKeeB,
and "A Dinner to Paul" By Charles
Battell LOomfs. The November NUM-
Der also contains the second install
meDt OF w. q. MorTOw's serial story
"Leniaia." A double-page repro
duction Of q group Of famous modern
paintings Of mothers and children
constitutes the principal art feature.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01
ANNAPOLIS Washington & Baltic.

HsiiFoaa Company 10 Nomns~ti9n Ntt1
asnaavfsaala ana n. a o. Railroads
zenadula ln effect june 8tn, 1907.
asTrafra leaving Annapolis couuoct win tue
Ftnnavivania X *. ~ DdautoE, AMI the bnt-
Nnanra q OHIO X. x. AZ Annapolis junction
f1r 40 points North, Eaat. south and Vest.
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Positive Proof

That the New York Sunday World
IL the biggest, best and most complete
newspaper printed on the face OF Inc
earth Is evidenced by the fact that The
World prints 5000, 600 more copies per
month than any other newspaper any
where. To make sure Of getting
copy Of this greatest OF all magazine
newspapers next Sunday, il viii be
well TO order from your newsdealer IN
advance Dol.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01
.sYORK RIVER LINE. y

IT. EaANT PASSENGER HlEAMEh@ for
CHARIOT and BALTIMORE
For VEST rOINT and RICHMOND, VA.
.seauers leave galrfmore daily except
srn.farf Al =. "a and arrive West Point
afefsa. IA. nnd Richmond NJ Sd =. M
steamers leaving baltimore on Mondays.
a.sIrns.iavs. ~ Il Frisavs. and leaving West
HnInt on Tuesdays. Thursdays. aud SAtat-
laws. call AZ Gloucester Point, clements
aua Almonds. and steamers leaving bAi-
fnura On TUESDAYS. Thursdays ana Sator-
Saws. and a. est tl'olut on Mondays ednes-
taFs ant Fridays. call AZ fcrNtoWh aho
lIav hamk lweather permiiting.l
-zrEAM Eg- f.EAVE BALTI MORE FkOM
Ei< Is ANDts LIGHT ST. WHARF.
Ehrougn tickets % all points may % 50
cared haEgaEe checked ard staterooms fs-
.aItimora street. ARTHUR W kobSoNs
AGENT IN Baltimore street. OF ne uchsf-
a erces. I1 Light -. Baltimore M
EsuBES F1SrER, A. y. thiSAs
tsam uanaaar Gen. n ass. Agen
e H. uCnAN ~ IL Ass't cen Fass Aksnt
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RAILROAD BULLETIN.
Special Train Service
AND REDUCED RATES.

WEDNESDAY % Baltimore Tor : IL
8 ri. aud 1.OJ p. IA. trains. Tickets
= - go good date only.
SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS FOR
81 trains. stpc., good up 10 and Includ-
.ne Monday following date o. sale.
special Trains viii leave Baltimore
sn wednesday and saturday nights at
"a - b. m.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01

Mothers who give thelr chiidfen
gennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup in.
gariably indorse 1t. Children like :
because the taste is plea ant. Con
talns Honey and Tar. Conforms 10 the
National Pure Food and Drug Law.
Sold by Feldmeyer Bros Druggists
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01

Old time, monarch Of stbe ages, is
slowly but surely digging the grave
of the universe. His tremendous
forces Of destruction are slowly wOE)S-
ing changes IN the physics OF the
spheres that point to universal death !;
star otter star has disappeared from
the heaven within the memory Of
ephemeral man; the vast planetary
spaces are filled with dust Of disin.
tegrating worlds; the innumerable
suns that powder the skies Of night
are dying and the planets themselves
are cooling into the chill Of death.
The hour must come when the measur-
less depths now SO glorious with
light, so tranquil with law and eOsmic
order, must feel the shock Of an awful
cataclysm which will end in the
reck OF matter and the crush Of
worlds, bat welcome the cataclysm If
1t will only leave Us George Horace -
BY Robert l.. Taylor in Taylor-TrOt-
wood for November.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01
HAD AN AWFUL TIME
But Chamberlain Collie, ChoIer'
and Diarrhoea Remedy Cured
Him.

1t is with pleasure that ] give you tnis
unsolicited testimonial. About 4 year ago
when | had a severe case Of measles ] gol
caught out in hard rain and the measles
settled in my stomach and bowels. ] had
an awful time and had it not been for the
use Of ChamberIain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy / could not have possibly
lived but a few hours longer, but thanks q
this remedy am now strong and vel.
have written the above through simple graft
tude and I shall always speak good w0r'
for this remedy.-SAN III. GwIS, Concord
Ga. For sale bv FeIdmeyer Bros. Drls
Store
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01

The November american Maya
izne" Is rich in importance and in
terest. Ida NJ. Tarbell tells another
''IIc Knew Lincoln story. Lincoln
Stenens begins new seriel The
Mote and the Beam Fact Novel. -
Prof. william James, the foremost
psychologist OF his time, writes u
1.-THE Powers Of Mem" He tells Of
the keys which unlock hidden eDer-
gies and stir men to great achieve
menfs-such keys as love, anger,
war, duty, the temperance pledge, =
despair, rowd-cOntagiOD, Christian
Science, conversion, prayer aud 50 on.
Woods Hutchinson begins his new
series on giants and dwaTfs. The
pictures are as good as going TO cir
Gus. Ernest Poole tells stoTiss Of
the million new readers Of the new s
who come TO this country from abroad
each year. The fiction is notable.
George Madden Martin tells another
"Letitia" story. David GraysOD has
another Adventure in Coutenfment.
Venfta Seibert begins a new series
Of child stories called Elm Different
World" Mrs. l.. II. Harris, John
q. NeihaTdt, Isabella Howe Fiske,
Annie NetIeton Bourne, u. j. Isath
and Harry II. Kemp also contribute.
1.-THE Interpreter" discusses RE
Iigion Inside the Church and out, F"
beginning with the remarkable confess
sion OF n young Chicago non-cburcb :
goeT, and preceding to Az eloquent de-
Tense OF the church and the clergy.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-11-01

WAsHgE0TOs. November /. 1890 .. IA
For Maryiand-Harmer tonight with
rain Ira western and fair In eastern
portion; Saturday rain, warmer Ia
southeastern portions.
w. l.. MOORE.
Chief Of Weather Bureau
Maximum Temperature. -. -
Minimum Temperature . ... -
November 1907.
Sun Rfzes ..6.55 >. M
sun rsets. .......5 O5.p. M
~, Noon Set. ...... 2 Is =. M
Moon South ...... So .. m
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Colchester Company.
Fall EssSc Schedule.
tIu effect september ath, rosl
sSAFEAKE STEAMSHIP CO.


rf.EaANr PAsSESSERs g COLI MBlA
AND ANGUS
Far OLD POINT COMFORf and NOR
ok. VA.
.sta.mser. leave Baltimore daily Except
= .nliavi ~ So ,. IA. and arrive odd ~ Point
4 ,mf5rt 80 6a. M and Norfolk ~ 40 a. m.
= aure connection a made with re Rail
rosf fines for al points south and SOUTH
NHsf
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
PLAYS AND PLAYERS.

Shakespeare has been translated into
japanese, and the thespians Of the
mikado are making his plays popular.
As to vaudeville, way back In the
early sixties Ellen Terry made quite q
success in that popular style Of amuse-
ment-
Burr Mcintosh, who left the stage
some time ago for professional life and
the lecture field, is going to return and
star In ''Pudd'n head Wilson" and other
plays.
Boston gave the stamp Of its critical
approval to the first performance Of
Richard Carries new play, The Hurdy-
Gurdy Girl" Both music and lines
are said to be bright
Among the twenty-five attractions
which A n. Woods will have on the
road next season two are musical, and
the list includes ten new melodramas.
The others are old successes
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
FACTS FROM FRANCE.

It is proposed to substitute solitary
confinement during six years for the
death penalty in France. No death
sentence has been executed for some
time.
Trial is now being made In Paris Of
6 new system Of paving. Steel Is laid
on a bed Of cement after the fashion
Of wood paved roads, the intersdces,
too, being filed with cement
A bird dealer 10 Paris raises canaries
Of an orange red tint by feeding the
parent birds on cayenne pepper. In
time he expects that the eggs win pro
duce birds Of a bright red hue.
About $50 per year is charged for
an unlimited telephone service in Par
Is, but In addition to this the subscrib-
er must purchase his own instrument
which may be any one Of q number
Of different kinds
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
HOME NOTES.

II a narrow ribbon or tape Is run
into the facings OF kimono sleeves,
they may be tied in a bow and kept
out Of the way when one Is working
about the house.
You win need less laundry soap II
It is thoroughly dried before using.
For this pile it in such a way as to
leave open space between the bars to
allow free access Of air.
When kerosene oil has been spilled
on the carpet, cover the spot thickly
with either fuller's earth or buck
wheat -four and leave twenty-four
hours at least before brushing it on.
In some households bureau scarfs
have been laid aside and the top Of
the dresser covered with q heavy glass
slab. This can be easily wiped or and
polished. As this glass IL so thick
there Is little danger Of IT being easily
broken
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
THE SPORTING WORLD.

outfelder Jude, the Indian Of Colum-
bus, has twice this season made five
hits in Eve times at bat
Sonoma Girl, with her heat in 2O61L
at LdbertyviIle, establishes a worlds
record in a race, trotting, for a green
mare
It is now definitely settled that an
International cricket match viii be
played In New York next fall between
the Marylebone Cricket club Of London
and American club teams.
Orby, the great colt that won the
English and Irish Derbys In the cclors
Of Richard Croker, may be retired to
the stud at the end Of the racing sea-
son. Croker is undecided whether or
not to race him next year.
Comiskey employs no scout for his
Chicago club. In fact, he takes play
ers cast on by other major league
clubs and makes stars Of them, for in
stance, Hahn, Dougherty. Altrock, Don
ahue and Mcfarland. Commy never
paid a cent for Sullivan, Tannehil,
Davis, Jones or Isbell.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
ENGLISH ETCHIMGS.

There are over 1900 shops for the
sale OF milk in London.
Tfthes were first instituted In Eng
land in the reign Of King Egbert, about
600 A. D.
Cholera has not been epidemic in Eu-
rope since 1866, when II appeared in
both London and Liverpool.
1t Is estimated that the total first cost
Of England's present navy was $500
1000, and about 1890, 000,O 900 has
been spent in the last ten years.
Before the trial Of a suit for dam
ages was begun in a London court the
other day II was remarked incidentally
that the defendant, a laundry proprie-
tor, had been dead eleven years.
An innovation In English county
cricket was seen in the Yorkshire
versus Sussex match at Sheffield. Be
fore each delivery the ball was wiped
with a towel, which was intrusted t.
the care Of the umpire while the ball
was in play.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
SHORT STONES.

A boy OF twelve In New York has
hve rows Of teeth. or sixty teeth in all.
Some expert has figured out that
there are only 1000 professional base
ban players In the country.
DR.. Thomas Darlington of New York
says keeping dogs in the city is a crime
against the city and cruelty to the ami.
mails.
The sight OF surgical instruments so
frightened a man In a hospital at Nor.
ristown, Pa, that he leaped from th,
building and ran screaming into the
street
By a formal order issued from the
war department the memory of the
late General Shafter, who commanded
the American troops In Cuba during
the Spanish war, has been honored by
bestowing his name upon the military
post on the Kahauih reservation near
Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands.
Thirty-two years ago Mrs. Thomas
Buker Of Bath, Me-, wrote two letters
to her husband, Captain Buker, who
was then travelling along the Mexican
coast in a sailing vessel. The letters
were never received by the captain
and were recently returned to Mrs.
Buker by the Mexican government
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
PTTH AND POINT.

A little present is often but another
name for q bride.
The larger the bluf the smaller It
looks when called
When a man earns his money he
never has any to burn.
A fool doesn't envy wise men. A
fool never meets a man who is wiser
than himself.
Time gets away from an old man
almost as quickly as money gets away
from a young man
When a man first makes a fool Of
himself he gets an awful jolt-but he
soon gets used to it
Remember, young man. If you are
not satisfied with your job, the
chances are that the boss win not ne
fuse to accept your resignation--Chi-
cago Newh
The broad ax., 1907-08-31

Is 70. ssEs st TIE following ns~s
GeaAds:
]. W. Hagan, cigars, tobacco and
news stand. 271s State st.
]. H. Malone, cigars, tobacco and
news stand, 3Ss. 30th street.
L. L. Jones, barber shop and news
stand, 3s42 State St
A. r. Tervalon. 1s4 W. 51st Street
Cigar Store and News Stand
MrA. Nellie Phelps, Cigars, Notions
and News Stand. 131 W. s1St street.
r. D. Halfs oiW Store Gn1
Laundry once. Ss1 3Ssh o
W. 8. Cole, s54 Thirtylnrst street,
cigars. tobacco and news stand
]. R Peters Cigars, Tobacco and
News Stand, 33s E. 37th street
Mrs. A. z. Baker. Notions and News
Stand, 41s, 36th street.
W. p. Johnson, Notion Store and
News Stand 87o4 State St
Turner wIIliamS Shaving FAriOr
and News Stand, 90o3 ArnOar ara
\ pSyi4 etg1Es. tobaeco and 60
Bsstt0eRY, ASA stats It
c. c. MeLain, cigars, tobacco and
news stand, zoo6 State street
Mrs. J. W. Hadley 116 W. 51st st.
cigars, tobacco and news stand.
Mrs. Katherine R Hamlet. Cigars,
tobacco, and fancy groceries and news
stand 6o2s Armour ave.
Ths InsormsP News Co, is Ban
aolpA 81. Dstrolk Mica
The Standard News CO 131 W. Ssrd
st.. New York. City. N 7.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
Tia Wiz RaehaInr.

Some men would be more independ
ent IL they recognized their wives a
belligerents.
A woman viii never believe any
thing very bad about q man she has
once seen wiping his eyes at a pathet
&c play.
No man is ready to get married I'M
til he doesn't care how many times 9
week he has the same kind Of meat fol
dinner.
No woman ever really knows bel
husband till she has heard him hunt
ing In the top bureau drawer for &
clean handkerchief.
Nothing In the world is so pathetic
as a girl who has made up her mind
to reform some man and first begins
to doubt whether he is going to LEI
her.-New York Press.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31

Bright boys and girls can make mon
ey in every community by selling The
Broad Az. It will cost you nothing
to begin, as We will send you a sup
ply Of papers for the first week free.
II there are any bright boys and
girls In any section Of the country
who want to start in business for
themselves, make money and be indie
pendent write to US at once. and we
win send you ten papers free Of
charge. You can sell them for I'VE
cents each, this win give you the cap
ital which you can buy more papers
ing in order to ind its way into the
columns Of this paper the same week
Il II written.
Write plainly on one side Of the
paper only, and address al communi-
cations to The Broad Az, 500 Armour
avenue.
Thinking and progressive people
read the Broad Az. Your father, bro
theirs, uncles and friends win buy the
paper from you. II you mean business
write to julius +. Taylor. 5o4o Ar
mour avenue. Chicago.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
The Loeksmith's Chance.

On the park bench sat two lovers.
The passing locksmith dropped his kit
and laughed long and uproariously.
why do you laughT" asked the park
policeman
"Oh, Just to get even" confded the
locksmith. you know love always
laughs at locksmiths, 50 / thought II
would be a good chance for the lock-
smith to laugh at love-"
And then the old man laughed him
self out OF sight-Chicago News.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
Brevities
THE HALL OF ZANE

samuel SmeaI of Glearheld county
Pa Is eighty-one years old and Is
serving his township for the twenty.
seventh year as its tax collector.
Senator Newlands Of Nevada is fond
OF using flowery language I'm his
speeches. he is rich and was former.
~ strong advocate Of free silver.
The largest baby ever born I'm Chi.
cago measures one foot eleven inches
weighs eighteen and one-half pounds
and Will be christened Fred Russe
Ross In honor Of the mayor Of Chicago.
Secretary COrtelyou proposes To an
ply civil service rules In the treasury
department without reference to sex
and has begun by promoting several
deserving women TO better places and
higher salaries.
The Echo de Paris confirms N.
statement that the first visit of NJ.
FallieFes abroad viii be to London IN
April or May OF 1908. The presidents
visit to England viii have a semi
onlcial character.
A young son of well known Castle
Hi (Me) parentage bears a combina
it1on Of historical names. MiIlard Fill.
more's son married Andrew Jackson's
daughter and their first offspring was
named Andrew Jackson Willard Fill
more.
Commander Nicholson, who navi-
gated the Oregon on her famous rec
ord breaking trip around South Amer
1ca In the Spanish-American war, had
been promoted to captain and was
given command Of the new battIeship
Nebraska on July /.
N. Gilbert Whitmore Of EastondaIe,
Mass, although seyenty-one years old,
Is said to be the oldest weapon maker
IN the country. At one time he made
and presented to General q. s. Grant a
sporting rife Of exquisite workman.
ship valued at $1,000.
Professor w. A. Henry Of VISION
sin, one Of the leaders in American
agriculture, has purchased a tract Of
land in Wallingford, Conn, and pro-
poses to make his home there after
thirty years service In the State uni
Verstty Of Wisconsin.
Following the custom of many years,
"Old Man" Fritz, keeper at the st.
Louis Country club, recently sold his
crop Of whiskers for s. Fritz lets
his whiskers grow to his waist every
three years and then cuts them OF
and sells them to the hairdressers.
Francis Kay Pendleton. whom May
or Mcclellan has appointed corpora
tion counsel Of New York city, Is a
son Of the late Senator George Pen,
dleton Of Ohio, who was the candidate
for vice president on the same ticket
on which the mayors father, General
Mcclellan, was the nominee for presi.
dent in 1864.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
Editorial EIinVs.

The preservation Of the mosquito
was one Of the most irritating Of the
numerous mistakes % EOah-Bostnn
Globe.
A New York Judge rules that It Il not
wrong 20 Kiss a girl on the street Not
wrong perhaps, but one can think OF
better spots.-CleveIand Leader
Men IN this country sleep 700
much" says Dr.. wiley. What Has
that man been experimenting WIN
night watchmen9-New York Herald
Marie CoreII condemns man In gen
eraL she says he's no good ana =
coward and q mutt but she oni1 =
show her sisters how they can 81
along without hlm.-New Xork Anent
can.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
northwestern GENITAL co.
ISL STATE STREET CHICAGO

Buy Your Houses and Flats From
Neighbors and johnson.
Don't pay rent all your life.
Don't die and leave your children 4
bunch of receipts.
BE YOUR OWN LANDLORD.
We sell to every man according to
his means. Terms to suit every
purse. Before buying see
NEIGHBoRS AND JOHNSON,
1916 State st.
Phone Douglas 1865.
YOUR HOUSE MAY BURN To-
NIGHT.
NEIGHBoRS AND JOHNSON
writes insurance in the BEST COM
panies in the WORLD.
Have your household goods IN
SURED. Do 1t NOW. j
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
TEMPTING Odds.

"why is It that a fellows friends al
ways think he Is making a mistake in
selecting a wifeT'
''Oh, suppose they can't resist the
temptation when they have so many
chances OF being right"
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
Why He Quit L.

Percy-Are you still keeping up your
deep breathing exercise, old chap?
Ferdy-I have discontinued IL for a
time, dear boy. / am rooming next
door to a glue factory just at pres
entoJudRe.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
An Ideal System.

what is your impression OF an ideal
railway system"
IAN ideal railway" answered the
weary traveller, els one whose trains
arrive as punctually and safely as the
dividends. New York Life.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
In Suspense,

An escaped murderer wrote a friend:
"Jim, do you think II I'd give my
self up that they'd suspend jedgmentT
The latter replied:
mo, John. / ruther thinks they'd
suspend youp'-Atlanta Constitution.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
A Rraeaufion.

'Do you believe in corporal punish
mentT
WELL" answered the father OF sew
eral sons, perhaps II is just as well
occasionally to convince our boys that
we are not Observation-Disclosures
ton Star.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
His Idea.

'Rastus, you are southern bred, chr
'fYessah."
Then what Is your idea Of a perfect
gentleman
"a puffek gentleman, sub. doesn't
say nufhn else to de waiter sides his
ohdah, sub, 'ceppin' To' brack scoun-
drel, keep de change"
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
Nat Practical,

'why are you 50 dissatisfied with
that young manY
He spends too much time commit
ting to memory the advice Of rich men
on how to succeed in life instead OF
getting out and hustling for business"
-Washingoon Star.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31

Stickler-Here! You've started your
note to Borroughs "Dr. Sir" Don't
you know that sort Of abbreviation Is
very slovenly?
Markley-No. sir. 'Dr." is all right
In this case. He owes me money
Philadelphia Press.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
How II Hanpansd.

Gyer-I was in a railway wreck sew
en- years ago, and never got over It.
Myer-YOu must have been badly
hurt.
Gyer-I wasn't hurt at all 1 didn't
get over II because l crawled from IN
der. Seef-Detrolt Tribune.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
What He Could Tell,

Yeast-Can you tell anything about
the weather?
Crimsonbeak-Yes. I can tell there's
4 terrible lot Of lying about it-YW-
kers Statesman
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
just Had 10 Let Him Do Il.

80 - - 'a''" ~ -
Editor-I hated to refuse ScribbIer's
poem. 1t was a good one.
Subeditor-Then why did you re-
fuse it7
EditOr-Why. he said II didn't take
It be would kill himself.-Judge.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
ALTERNATING the ImpossibI..

Attemptlns the Impossible.
"How did Fakem, the hypnotiSt, get
along on his last tripP
'First rate until he tried the impos-
sible. he hypnotiSed tramp one day
and tried to make him saw wood
Brooklyn Life.
The broad ax., 1907-08-31
TWAS EVER THUS.

TWAS EVER THUS.
held q hand at poker
Which looked exceeding good,
Five handsome clubs consorting
In sable brotherhood.
Alack. my hated rival
Whom would put to rout
Remained NOT for the slaughter,
But
Out ~.
I held a hand one evening
Ridiculously small
Upon Il flashed and glittered ~
One diamond-that was all
Alac1. my hated rival,
Despite my baleful glare.
Moved not to take departure,
But
-MeLandburgh Wilson IN New Yaal
Times
The broad ax., 1907-08-31

-MeLAndburgh Wilson IN New Teak
Timea