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The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05
Nearo,s Valuable Head.

A Kentucky negro earns double
wages as a hodcarrier, because he is
able to do the work of two men. He
carries from 40 to so bricks at a time
He places the bricks upon board
which he balances upon his head as
he climbs to the tops of high build
in
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05
Habits of snerm Whale.

The sperm whale can remain below
the surface for about 20 minutes at a
time. Then it comes to the surface
and breathes so or 60 times, taking
about ten minutes to do so.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05

with my back anu
kidneys. l doctored
and used many rene
dies without getting
relief. Beginning with
Doan's Kidney Pits
1 found relief from
the first box, and two
boxes restored me to
good, sound condi-
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05

ton. My wife and many OF my lrien l,at
have used Doan's Kidney PMS WIN
good results and can earnestly rec
ommend them"
Sold by all dealers. so cents ooA'
F,oster.Nlilburn Co., Buffalo, n. y
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05
Reasonable Exclamation.

81 wonder why dog chases his
tail?"
"A sense of economy"
Economy
Eyes; can't you see he is trying to
make both ends meet?"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05
Doctors Idea Of oratltude.

Grateful Patient--'Doctor. how can
/ ever repay you for your kindness to
me?" Doesn't matter, old
man. Check, money order, or cash. :"
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05

If women painters advance in the
present century as they have in the
past they will outstrip men. Give
women faith in themselves and an OPP
portunity to work and we shall see
them rise to the pinnacle of the great
masters of old whom none has ex
celled and to whom all artists aspire.
We shall see woman, when her faith
in herself is strong, great religious
painter, interpreting that thrill of re.
ligious inspiration which is in the
midst of us and which seeks express,
sion for its broad, pulsing life.
So it Is as the future religious paint
er that look to women to raise art
above the art of men. And to this end
| would arouse in the women of to-day
that great faith in themselves, in their
possibilities. in their powers, and in
the highness OF their aim Let them
try to achieve and ever keep trying;
and let the wcnen who cannot achieve
through lack of talent of opportunity,
encourage their more fortunate sisters
until women shall be the power and
most true. Then those who cannot
see with the eye of the imagination can
see to interpret that which is most
beautiful masterstrokes where the
color is put upon canvas by women
to endure as masterpieces have en-
dured, for centuries.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05
The Great
Painters of The
Future viii Be
Women
By Alice Barney

Religion Gave Man His First Impetus
Toward Art-PossibllitIes OF Religious
Painting--ln Dellcacy and Charm Of
Thought Woman Excels--Capable OF
Giving New Interpretation OF Her
Cod-Woman needs Faith in Herself
and Opportunlty-Let Those Who
Execute. Help-Women Soon VIII
Rival Masters OF Old.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05

What man can do is his greatest
ornament and he always consults his
dignity by doing it.-Carlyle.
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05
Riches Cause Trouble.

Great riches are ever accompanied
by great anXieties, and an increase
of our possessions is but an inlet to
new disquietudes.-Gol
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DOES YOUR BACK AcHE'
prof, by the Experience Of one VINO
Has Found Relief,

lanes r. Keller retired farmer
Of Fenner ST., Cazenovia' n. L. says
"About fifteen years ago l suhereu
The Spanish Fork press. [volume] (Spanish Fork, Utah) 1902-current, 1907-09-05

would thrill ner heart and
she would feel arise the power of eX'
preston that is within each one of us
1t may be she would become Interest
ed in a woman struggling TO become
a painter ,and thereby would awaken
the powers of painter within herself
or. encouraging painter, the sleeping
or poet or the active prac
teal worker in the world of progress
would be aroused
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Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
r+anas Herself From Pipe.

Norfolk. Va. Sept. Miss Susanna
Donet hanged herself from water
ripe in bath room.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
ALLHER SKIN BURNS OFF
DAUGHTER ALSO SUFFERS.
While Destroying Trash In Her Yard
BY Fire the Wearing Apparel Of Mrs.
J. w. Msnlsy Becomes Isnitsd and
Not Q Thread Remains.

Dallas. Sept. s.-while Mrs. J. W
Manley OF 1870 South Peak street was
burning trash In her yard her clothing
caught fire and every particle was
burned off. Worse. still. every bit OF
skin was burned off the unfortunate
lady and such other horrible injuries
were Inflicted that death resulted in
a few hours.
In attempting TO rescue her mother
a fiftaen-year-old daughter. Miss Dovey
Manley. was severely burned about
the hands and arms.
The lady's garments burned so
quickly there was not vestige OF them
after abe ran a few feet
The girl was the only witness 10
the beginning Of the tragedy, but neigh.
bors were aroused by the streams of
the two. and rushed 10 the help Of
the burning woman. but the flames
had done their work before any Of
them could arrive
The little girl went directly 90 her
mothers help. and tried to smother
the flames with her hands. All the
skin and hair on the head was burn.
cd The victim fingered for four
hours.
Mrs Nanley is survived by a hus-
band and two children. a boy and a
girl She Is native OF Smith coun.
~, being the daughter OF j Il Me.
Dougal. whose family Is very promi
neui In that section
Mr. and Mrs Manley had been living
in Dallas about fifteen hr sixteen
years
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
FLEASLHT PORTER DIES.
Noted Creek Chief Passes Away
at Vinita.
HAD CELEBRATED CAREER
Man Of Great Ability and Power
Among His People. and For Many
Yesrs One Of the Most Progressive
Of His Race.

vinita. I. T.. Sept 3.-Pleasant Por
ter. chief Of the Creeks. died Tues
day morning In the Cobb hotel here
from a stroke OF paralysis. He was
siI-sir years old and leaves three
children. Chief Porter. whose home
was at Afuskogee. was on his way
10 Crocker. Mo. where he went 10 be
present at a trial In which he was
sued for $4,000 alleged damages by
A. =. Murphy. ex-member OF congress
from the Sixteenth Missouri district.
Murphy was national attorney for the
Creeks Porter terminated Murphy's
contract and Murphy sued for dam.
rgcs 1ne case mas Uren IN tne courts
for two years. While on the train the
CHIEF was striken He was taken Oft
At vinita. Monday night continued TO
grow worse until he died
Porter was a picturesque character
IN Indian Territory He was a nephew
Of Ex-Governor Curtin Of Pennsylvania.
the war governor. He was frequently
referred 10 by President Roosevelt a.
''the greatest living Indian"
This compliment came because ~
intelligence OF the chief In conducting
business for his tribe. He often oppos.
ed with vigor the governments pol
icles when he thought them wrong and
was equally active for them when he
believed them right
He WIS a Democrat In politics. a
Confederate soldier and captain
during the civil war and had been =
power In Indian politics. His ascer.
dency as an Indian leader began when
he opposed lsharheecher In the green
pea war In 1883. a local fight between
the progressive and non.progressivs
elements Of the Greek nations Isha-.
heecheer was defeated by Porter and
from tha' time on Porter has been the
leading Z lre among the Creeks. He
was first rcted chief In 1899 and was
reelected iu 1893
Molly Tissr was elected second chief
At the time Porter became chief and
he succeeds to the office Of prlncipa,
chief he was in Muskogee when the
chief died and took possession of The
office. which he Immediately closed
until after the funeral ceremonies are
over He will then assume the activ.
duties ~ principal chief Tiger l. =
full blood Greek aud a man ~ abilit'
He will make some changes In the poll
cies of the late chief
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
DAUGHTERS REVENGE.
Because Mother Spanked Her Elopeo
and Was Married.

Philadelphia. Sept Angry be
cause her mother had spanked her
siNtecn.year-old Gertrude Grindlon
Myers elopcd TO Wilmington and va,
married 10 Alvin O. Myers. RoSbor
ough. who Is eigh' wears her senior
when the moth heard OF the We'd
ding. she In turn became very angf
and expressed her determination 80
snare no means of having the marrias,
annul'od
The srHnkirs occurred one day las'
weeg hccaus" 'Ny l1.r Myers objected
20 Gertrude" W'ow he regarded a. a
mere child. going around with mon
Gertrude Immediately hunted up her
shum Linda Hauslsr pretty little
dark-eyed Girl The two girls decided
that the way IN put an end 10 spank
ings was for Gcrile to get married.
They told Mrs Myers that they were
going to visit Miss Hauslers brother
NJ West Philadelphia. Instead they
took a train for Wilmington. with
Myers and his friend, Joseuh Brooker
The ceremony was performed 10y Rev.
George l.. Wolfcre
Il went along because ! wanted To
b. sure that the marriage was per
formed all right said Miss Hauslcr.
Il didn't have anything io do with per.
suading her to get married, In fact !
never saw the groom before Saturday.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
HUSBAND AND WIFE KILLED.
Dreadful Double Deed Takes Place a,
East Texas Town.

Emory Tex, Sept 3.-A double
tragedy took place at 7:i5 O'Clock Mon
day evening that shocked the entire
community Neighbors hearing five
pistol shots IN the home OF Marshall
Lamb abou, fifty yeards south of the
depot. entered to find Mrs Lamb
aged about twenty years. dead from q
bullet wound In the head and Marshall
Lamb life'ess from two pistol shots IN
the body Both were Of rr"nineni
families here. Mrs Lamb being the
daughter OF Judge J G. Cubb
The double tragedy followed the
serving of paper ON Mr Lamb In n
court order. which gave possession oi
their two children 10 the mother Both
partict stood hiVh here. and the trag.
edy l. generally deplored
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
EXPIRES TELEPHoNiNo.
Red River Farmer Drops Dead while
at instrument

Clarksylll, Ten. Sept s.-wnl Pal
cniir. veil know Red River coua
~ farmer. who lived hsort dlstanc
'rnr his city. druppcd dead Will.
Ua'ti"r over tho ,olouErue az the hrm,
ci h.s father.in.law. Snl McAnear. nri
'1wn. Balentinc W. ;hirty.five year
of age and '"oF family. He h.,
renectn.v fr'ally recovered from
protraciri attack OF fever. and cam.
To this city yesterday afternoon FOR
the first time since the illness. Afiei
leaving town he went to the home Of
his fatherin.law TO spend the night
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
GIRL FOUND DYING.
Beside Her Was a Pistol and Right
Hand Powder Stained.

Ardmore. Sept. 3.-The police are
investigating the death Of Miss Rob
bic Weir, daughter OF Mrs. NJ. A. Weir.
Of thic city. and whose Nge was eight
enn years The girl. who boarded AZ
the home Of Mrs Peterson In North
Ardmorc. was found In a dying condi'
tion with a bullet wound above her
hight temple. Soon after being discov.
cred by the neighborS she died She
had Just returned from n Labor day
picnic in company with Young man
He had left the house when a shot
was heard and the girl was found dy.
INK HW right hand was powder
stained
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
DISASTROUS WRECK.
Six Persons n NNrr One Hun
dred and Fii,y Injured.

dred and Fiisy Injured.
Orangeville. Ont, Sept "A Cana
dian Pacific railway special train car
rylng SOC passengers bound for the Tor
onto exposition was wrecked Tuesday
At Horseshoe Falls. nine miles south oi
here. Six people were killed and over
ihn In inrch
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
Cut. Throa, With Penknlfe.

Somsrville. n J.. Sept S-Hearing
his father. John Stryker. a wealthy
farmer. died as the result OF his attack
upon him. Richard Stryker, tried to
commit suicide In Jail here. He cut
his throat with a psnknife and viii
probably die.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
RIPE OLD AGE.
Lady Celebrates Her One Hundred and
Seventh Birthday.

Derby. Conn. Sept Mrs. Eliz
aheth Hunt Of New York City has col
ebrated al the residence OF Mrs. 7. NJ
wellman. her granddaughter, az this
city. her one hundred and seventh
birthday. Mrs. Hunt belongs to q
prominent family. and her age. unlike
that of most centenarians. Is beyond
question. During her visit here this
summer Mrs Hunt has taken frequent
trips ON the Housatonic river. She
Is also extremely fond OF automobile
riding.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
Killed Making Coupling.

Plano. Tex. Sept 3.-Conductor
Case. in charge of Houston and Tex
as Central railway freight train run
ming between nenison and Ennis. was
crushed to death here Tuesday while
making a coupling
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
Terrific Explosion.

Cleveland. Sept. "A terrific explo
sion occurred Tuesday In the plant Of
the Austin Powder company. few
miles south. Joseph Bassutt was killed
and Frank Mopski fricghtfully In
jured.
Bryan morning eagle. [volume] (Bryan, Tex.) 1898-1909, 1907-09-04
.RIZ 0TTO'S RESTAURANT
MEALS 2S CENTS

Short Orders all hours. Fish served daily
and sold in bulk. Groceries, Fruits and
Confeciioneries. Parsons Building. North
Main Street, Phone $40.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18
SANDS. EURRER 4 co.

COMMISSION MEECHASTs-rgutrs AND PRODUCE
Boston, Mass, Oct. IL, 0I
M. L NJ. Lyon
Rocky ord.C
Dear
the Rocky drawing
haseh
in
eating qualities testify rigid
any
obliged competition with tho exception of
raised containing
gross ssos oo selling Hoping may
in you associations remain
Trsly
Dc c. H SANDS FURBER & co.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18

Cleveland, Ohio. Oct. 3, 1907
Rocky Ford, Colo.
paar
quality
lpackrn Of the
OF
nation on yorry goods
Colorado
the
81 90 Sz5
Of
could
LIKED the style of pack and the
qualt the melons.
CONTINUED EDITORIAL PAoF
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18

We pd centaoupes
for crate 75e The Individual growers
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18

We pssd Angus. 81 containing e2o standard crate.
Sz9s2.5o S2s Individual
for August Including Sepemba let. folossr:
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18
+. NEWHALL Il SONS.
ORCHARD PACKERS OF APPLES
Wholesale aud Commission Dealers in L

Wholesale aud Commission Dealers IN Fruit
Chicago, Oct l. OF
l. N. Lros.
Rocky Ford Colo
pearS
think ought advise tho favor with which tho
NJ.
willing 10
other brands
packing
packing tho Of the
business
hope and
calling firms this ,arroy
hereafter Your very truly
DC VI Ssunders r NEWHALL a SONS.
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18
THE W. A. BANKS COMPANY

JOUDERs AND CONMTssl0N MLNCHNNTs
Cleveland, Ohio Oct. B. 1907
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18

COMMISSION MEEcHASrs-rgrtrs AND PRODUCE
Boston, Mass, Oct
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18


~
enlarge YOU
that will o u equally satisfactory stock
season
Dc. by Eel BENDER. STREiBi6
Rocky Ford enterprise., 1907-10-18
To @antaxoupe Growers.


The following
pooled all freight
all loading charges including lumber bookke
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
STRIKE MAY SPREAD.
Switchmen and Ysrdmen Of Colorado
 & Southern Seek increase.

Denver. Colo.-The strike of the awitchmen and yardmen on the Colorado & Southern railroad contin- ues and each day the situation be- comes more complicated.
 Grievance committees for yardmen on the Denver & Rio Grande and oth- CT roads are in the city. and. 1t is said they will present demands for an in crease of ? cents per hour.
 There has been some talk of Chair. man Martin A. Knapp of the interstate commerce commission and Charles p Neill, commissioner of labor. coming to the city to offer their services in an effort to bring about a settlement but nothing definite in regard to this can be learned.
 It is freely predicted that the strike will spread to other roads in a short time unless settlement is effected soon.
 Many large mines have shut down as a result of the strike and others are preparing to do likewise if ths strike continues.
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
CLEVELAND LABOR CONTEST.
Builders Advertise for Men; Unions
 Clam There Are Plenty.

Cleveland, Ohio-The Builders CTS Exchange and the United Trades and Labor Council are engaged in a contest of peculiar nature.
 The builders are advertising for men to come to Cleveland and say ciat all classes of labor are needed in and around the city, while the union openly charges the builders with try ing to bring cheap labor to the city.
 The leaders of the unions assert that there is plenty of labor of ali classes in Cleveland seeking employ. ment, and that the builders need only to pay the prevailing rate of wages to secure all the help they want.
 It is charged by builders that unions have retarded the growth of the city by their t1etics, while the union men say that the builders are responsible for the baeliwardness of the city by trying to make 1t cheap city, and so the contest continues.
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
ih THE NAME OF CHARITY.
Jack london's Story Carries Sting of
 Truth and Pathos.

Jack London's famous definition of sharing bone with a dog when you s as hungry as the dog recalls a story about charity" said a magazine editor. that I heard NIT. Lon don tell at farewell dinner in New fork before he sailed away on the Spark.
 MT. London said two old men were smoking and drinking together after dinner.
 "The host rang the bell and an old woman appeared.
 Confound you. stupid,' said the host. Didn't I tell you I wanted the Scotch? Take this back, and bring what l asked for. you old fool.'
 Come, come said the guest. after the old woman had hurried away in a great fright. Come, come, my friend, don't you think you are rather too sharp with your old servant?'
 Oh said the other, shes not a servant. Shes only a poor relation I'm keeping out of charity.
 The guest looked relieved
 That alters the case, of course, he said. Washington Times.
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
Depends on the Dous.

Asa Goddard of the American Auto mobile association. was recounting in Worcester some of his touring adyen- lures.
 One summer morning." he said, "the approach of a great flock of sheep obliged me to pull off the narrow coun- try road. halted my car. and watch ed with interest the passage of the sheep, the intelligent dogs and the shepherd.
 T had a short talk with the shep- herd about his odd and difficult trade:
 !" Look here l said, what do you do, driving sheep like this on narrow road, when you meet another flock coming in the opposite direction?'
 Well, said the shepherd, 'ye just drive straight on, both Of ye, and the one that has the best dogs gets the most sheep"
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
As THE BOY UNDERSTOOD.
Probably to His Mind Conflict of Au-
 thority Was vital.

Tn one of the Atlanta Sunday schools ,scently the lesson for the day had to ao with Mammon and the corrupting ,neuences of great riches.
 Toward the close of the exercises, .svs Harper's Magazine, the superin- tendent called upon the infant class n repeat the golden text, which had special reference to mans inability to serve his Creator and the money god 6, one and the same time. The class failed to respond as it should, when ,he superintendent, noticing his own young hopeful in the ranks, who had that very morning been drilled thor oughly or the text, called to him. The response was immediate, though slight departure from the original, for in a voice that was distinctly heard in an parts of the room there came the following modification:
 ..Ye cannot serve God and mammal"
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
In Extremis.

The yacht was heavily becalmed. There were but ten bottles of cham pagne in the lockers. Their last signal of distress had been sent up, without bringing any response.
 "Gentlemen.' exclaimed the commo- dore, in a quavering voice, 'I can no longer conceal the hideous truth from you. Sobriety stares us in the face,"
 It was wildly various scene which ensued. Some blaSphemed. some prayed, some, in an access of frenzied wantonness. sang songs, while some sat stoically by. awaiting their fate with at least an outward calm.-Puck.
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
SETTING THE BRIDE AT EASE.
"Widder's" Sympathy Went Out to
 Fellow Passenger.

couple recently married had just entered the train that was to bear them to the mountains on their honey moon when they became aware of the close scrutiny of them by a female pas. senger. who had evidently spotted" a bride and groom. The young wife, on opening her handbag, let fall some rice on the floor, and the woman smiled. The other passengers regard ed the couple with interest. Seeing that the bride was every moment be- coming more flushed and uncomfort- able by reason of their scrutiny, the woman in the goodness of her heart leaned across the carriage
 Never mind, my dear!' she said I'm widder now. but by this time next week I'll be in the same fix my. self"
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
No. Not as Rule.

George P. Angell, Boston's brilliant and powerful defender of animals from cruelty, was talking about nature faking
 My friend. Will Long is no nature faker." he said, but I admit that many of our myriad nature writers are, These mems idea of lie seems too closely to resemble that of little boy 1 know.
 'The boys teacher said from her desk one afternoon:
 I want every pupil who has never told lie to hold up his hand'
 There was a doubtful pause Two or three hands were raised. Then my little friend piped out:
 Teacher, is it lie if nobody finds 1t out?'"
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
For Twenty Years.

Other chill remedies have sprung up, flourished for a brief season. then passed away-eyen from memory but for twenty long years Cheatham' 5 Chill Tonic has been in the field of action. The reason is simple. l. has merit. It actually cures Chills and Fevers while the majority of others merely promise to. One bottle guar anteed to cure any one case.
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
The Modern Child.

Five-year-old Nellie had been naughty all day. Finally her mamma, q very portly woman, sat down and drew the little eulprit across her am De lap to administer the long delayed punishment. Nellies face was fairly buried in the folds of her mothers dress. Before the maternal hand could descend Nellie turned her face to say: Well, if I'm going to be spanked l must have air."-Harper
The Forrest City times., 1907-08-16
What Did She Mean2

Mrs. Armitage had a negro servant who continually prated of a certain Mrs. Reed for whom she formerly worked. Weary of hearing Mrs. Reed quoted so often, the mistress asked one day:
 Well. Samantha, what kind of work did you do at Mrs. Reeds, anyway"
 Well, honey, I cooked foh huh, did, an l cleaned foh huh. an swep' foh huh, an l washed huh pussonel appea' 'ance. e."-Lippincott's