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Gunnison news-champion., 1907-11-29

.. A8AADU00U4s
- AsUsAss - ceeApss esaosoAs
4 eoAs. ?. .. 0ex asS
Chas IaT0urette was a visitor
from Tin Cup tins week.
Mrs. J NJ. Allen will return the
latter part Of this week from Men
dota, Ill.
DIR. i. d. Sanford and Miss Mar
garet returned "Wednesday after
several days IN Denver.
Elmer England held successful
turkey shoot yesterday Twenty
turks and SIX geese went TO their
fate.
Scarlet fever is raging all around
us. Watch for it and insist that
the strictest quarantine laws be en-
forced.
The bazaar and sale by the Episco-
pal ladies held Monday and Tues
day was quite successful and netted
q goodly sum for that church organ
ixation.
Mr. and Mrs. f. W. Harper enter
tanned the Young Married Folks
club Monday evening at the ever
popular game of 500 and at an
oyster supper.
Mrs. Lottle Sweet returned Friday
from Denver. In a week or two
Mrs. Sweet and her mother, Mrs.
Louise Lore, will leave TO make Den
yer their future home.
The woodman ball last night was
q splendid affair. The crowd was
jolly, the music was good and the
supper by The W. X. c. ladies' es-
pecially fine Those who didn't go
missed treat.
kaspar Pressler had business here
from Mt. Carbon last Saturday. He
says with the present unsettled
state of the cattle market and plenty
of hay on hand. their stock will be
kept over at least until spring.
Mr. Albert Miltonberger and
bride, nee Miss Ida .n,opstock, of
Cleveland, Ohio, passed through
Gunnisou Wednesday enroute to
their new home at Irwin where Mr..
Mlltenberger is interested in mining.
The jewelry stock of +. Won Stein
is replete for the holidays in beautl-
full desig gns of sllverware, rings, pre-
cIous stones and trlnkets of thous-
and and one kinds. BE sure to ex-
anime them before deciding on
your presents.
Thanksgiving services at the
Presbyterian church yesterday were
held at III a. m, They were well
attended. Rev. 5. A. Webber preach
ed fine sermon and the joint choir
under Leadership of Prof. W. A.
Franks discoursed some excellent
music.
Charley Biebel says that the win
tiers of &c, '77, rs and 20 were
very open in Gunnison, without
snow and much like this promises to
be. Then the old timers paid for 1t
with several seasons of deep Snow
Perhaps the cycle of climate has re-
turned.
Henry Littell, general manager of
the Pueblo Fuel company at Crested
Butte, went up Saturday. He car
ried satchel bulging with $4,000
in currency with which to pay the
100 men In that com anys employ.
The Crested Butte Coal company
paid part in currency and part in
Denver checks which were readily
csshed at the local stores
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
What she Wanted.

Thomas A. Edison was discussing
at Atlantic City the various devices
for increasing the brilliance and
diminishing the cost of a gas jet.
Many of these devices have for
base a mantel." he said. You know
what a mantel looks like? Then
you'll appreciate remark | overheard
in a hardware dealers.
"A young woman entered the shop
and said:
Have You got those things for i'm.
proving a gas light
Yes. madam. said the dealer.
Here In q complete set. fittings. chin
ney and mantel all for
".0h, don't want the SET said the
young woman. I've got the metal
part and the chimney. but the little
white shirt is busted It's only one
of them ! want.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
sAav lrcsgo "a RssLv.
Face ana Neck Covered slsh Enssasnea
SkEN--pa3t tara Nc AvaiE~~Car@d
~ Casleura Remedies.

NY bahyss face and meek were Cow
erred with itching skin aimilaF ~ ecae-
ma, and she suffered TERRIBLY for over
q year. sook her sp \ sluEnher ~ doc.
tors. aud also "a alsEeFeNt colleges. 10
no avail Then euslcAFa Remedies
were recommended tn mk hy Miss o..
| did not uae In Ut aarwt, "a | had tried
30 uany c1AawT remedaeA without any
favorable results, ~ lmAt | tried CUT
cnrm Soap. tsuttcnrm tktntment and
Cutscurm Neaolvwnt flliR. and 10 ny
surprise noticed an improvement.
After uAinm three boxes III she Cuti.
cura Ointment. together with the SOAP
and Pilla. l am pleased 10 say sh@ n
altogether q dsger~ns ehild md she
picture of health Mra. A q. urwsttln.
III ". Lincoln St.. Chicago. Eli.. Oct.
70 ana 30. 1905
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
DR.. TALKS or FOOD
Pres. Of Board Of Health.

What shall enf ?. II the daily In
quiry the physician II mel wlth. ! do
NOT hesitate 10 say that In my jadE.
ment. q large percentage Of disease Il
caused by poorly selected and impFop
eriy prepared feed Ny personal es-
perience with the fully -eooked food.
known az Grape-Nnts. enables me 10
speak freely Of lfs merits.
From overwork. ! suffered several
yea with maInutriton. pafpitation Of
the heart. and loss Of sleep. Last
summer ! was led 10 experiment per.
sonalIy with the new food. which !
used in conjunction with good rich
cows milk In ! short time after
commenced its ase. the dssasreeabIe
symptoms disappeared. my hearts &c
ton became steady and normal. the
functions Of the stomach we're proper.
II carried out and l again slept -
soundIy and ~ well ~ In my youth.
Il look upon Grape-Euta n per.
feet food. and no one can gainassg but
that IL has : most prominent place tn
q rational, scientific system of feeding.
ANY one who uses this food viii soon
be convinced OF the soundnaas 81 the
principle upon #hleA y = maaafae-
fHred and may thereby know the facts
- 20 It's srue worth Read The Road
70 weiivfEie." IN psgs. There's :
Reason
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
Errors ovER THE PHONE.
Some Are Amusing. Others Humorous
One Of the Latter

II some enterprisfng gentleman
should set 70 work 10 write 3 treatise
entitled Errors Over the Telephone.
ne could find a sufF1ciency Of them In
any single community, says the Bos
ton Herald Some OF these are rath
er annoying; some cause considerable
irritation, as any person who resorts
70 the phone frequently can testify:
and some, again. are so funny In their
results as TO take away the annoyance
caused by the laundering.
One of the latter happened one
evening last week The hour had ar,
rived when two men, professional as
soctates and occupying the same
room In prominent building. decided
that they should dine TO avoid hav-
Ing to wait for their meal when they
reached the establishment they intend
ed TO patronize. they decided TO order
i over the telephone.
A couple of fine steaks. with the
usual trimmings. were agreed upon
and the order therefor was made in
due form. Soon afterward with good
appetites they entered their res
taurant. Everything was ready. and
the courteous waiter escorted them 10
their table. The steaks were already
there = two fine. large raw sirioin
steaks.
or course there was q surprise,
"How's this?" said one OF the gentle
men. What do you mean by setting
before MS this raw meat7 We're not
In training for an arctic expedition :
Beg pardon. sir" said William. the
waiter: that's what you ordered over
the phone
Both OF the patrons understood at
once. They had ordered rare steaks
and the order as the chop house PEG
pie got 1t from the telephone was raw
steaks. The mistake was not so Sc
rious as to put either OF the gentle
men In a bad humor. The waiter was
the only one who felt put out about
1t. and he remarked sub rosa to him
self as he carried the steaks back *
be broiled Blast them telephones
anyhow"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
THE Nav INSURANCE AGENT.
Ae csmes Ia VITA tire News Lavs-P aui
Merton or %la 0ppertunlsy.

The nsw insurance law Of the state
OF New York has opened up pFcuas-
Ing field for both men and women
with brains and energy ia the sale ut
life insurance. Tho law now provides
standard forms OF policies, each ~
which practically bears the hall mark
OF the State og New York. and this new
order OF things has established the
sale OF life insurance On correct
basis.
The prohibition against rchatiag and
extravaganza allowances 70 agents has
driven out on the business the old
type oG Insurance agent. who In many
cases virtually bought business. with
large rebates. instead of selling H.
His place II being taken BY profess
sors, lawyers. school teachers % both
sexes, and others. who ind that Aeang
q life insurance agent under the new
system oHera greater reward than
their previous xocasions. The Law has
reduced commissions hut all u the
commission now gees TO the agent.
Life insurance II soNvthtns that
everyone needs aud aRaer the pres
ent system It's sale il being conducted
with becoming dignity and pruprsety,
Paul Morton. president Of the kqulta!
BILE Life Assurance Society. has taken
the lead In building up All agency or
gan.Ratlnn that IL In keeping with the
demands Of public sentiment. and tbs
standard he has set for his company
lie says. We want new agents. both
men and women. but none except en-
ergetic, able and truthful people need
apply, For such there IL . splendid
opportunity"
Mr., Morton's policy III injecting new
and vigorous blood into the agency
force OF the Society IN meeting with
success ia alI parts OF the country.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
csmetarx watch houses.

Some workmen were tearing down
a little stone hut in the corner of the
cemetery.
This is one OF the few Of the Gene
terry watch houses" said the superin-
tendent, left In America With it's
disappearance only the Vermont ones
will remain.
Cemetery watch houses were built
to prevent body snatching. Body
snatching in the past. you know, was
a very common crime. The watchers
in the watch houses caught many o
body snatcher crouched In a grave
feverishly hacking open a coffin by his
lanterns yellow light.
Nowadays physicians get their
cadavers legally and body snatching
is an obsolete crime. But here and
there in cemetery corners stands a
ruined watch house. reminder OF the
days when your mothers corpse was
not safe"
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
KNITTING MACHINE ROMANCE.
Invented That q Tilted Lover Mtahe
Have Ala Revenge.

Romance may certainly fagure in
many Of the knitted waistcoats and
gorgeous stockings worn by our I'm.
dergraduates OF to-day. but these have
not 80 romantic an origin as the Arst
Of these articles produced in this
country.
For tradition has II that William
Lee. who in the sixteenth century In
vented the knitting frame on which
both stockings and waiatcoats were
produced mechanically. was driven to
this piece Of ingenuity BY the cruel
fioutinE OF the lady he loved. who hap
pened 20 be o stocking knttter.
Enraged &c bis failure 10 make IN
impression on her heart. he sought to
make II on her purse BY killing her
means OF livelihood: and one IL giad
20 read that all stocking makers com
bined to Illustrate his cruel purpose.
with the result that he fed with his
invention to France. where he finally
died of = broken heart. whether for
love OF his lady or or his spoiled in
vention. tradition does not say.--Lon.
don Chronicle.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
PAYS for Stolen Apples.

Horace Richardson. for many years
! leading grocer. but now retired. II
In receipt of a letter mailed In this
civ from an unknown writer. reading
MIR. Richardson. when was . girl,
4 few years ago, ! was In your store.
with other girls / took some apples
unknown TO you. which we ate.
didn't know IL was wrong. but ] have
learned since / grew older. and | In.
close rs cents In stamps. which will
fully repay You for all loss By my
act
NJ name II signed to the letter. bui
the writer adds: +You do not know
Who / am. but il We both 90 &c
heaven then you will know. In
dianapoHs News.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

In Brussels lives a lawyer who re-
Gently made good use Of photograph
In a lawsuit He had been continual
" annoyed BY the noises Of hammer
ing at an Iron foundry in his near
neighborhood Finding that com
plants we're unayaiiing. he brought
the matter into court. But befese do
ing so he placed 4 phoHograph IN his
library for one whole day. When the
case came before the court he pro
iuced the phonograph and set going
the specially prepared cylinder. An
uproar and din a. from the forge Of
Vulcan was the result, and the ingen
ious lawyer won his case.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
TAINTED Money No Nav ThIns.

Nay. nay. nay!' said the arch
bishop. waving a white, leweIed hand
as the chief began 10 divnlge some OF
his larger plans. Tell me not Of thy
wicked schemes' Thy methods | must
condemn utterly. but If thou bringeAt
me the money. well. can nj least see
to 1t that II be not used for bad pur.
poses. And speaking of money. we
need for the walls Of the apse q hun.
dred bags OF gold Dost think thou
couldst manage itg'
"'Ay.' said the Gentle Robber. and
that night he despoiled nine men.
killing three that resisted longest, for
he was great lover Of holy church,
and devout believer, nor could she
ask o. him any service that he would
not perform. THE Gentle Ilobber.
in McClure's.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
ElIa FaNorlsa peaeans.

hut why don't you care TO take
children" asked the lady who was
hunting for nat Because they take
up too much room In the elevator. =
Erumbled the deapotical Janltor
We'll. my little boy won't use the
elevator. VIII that satisfy your.
NO: II he don't nae the elevator he
will scratch up the steps every time
he comes down" but he won't come
down the steps What lie won't
come down the steps, No. be- will
slide down the banIsterm."
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
WEAK Peep LIE
MADE STRONG AND ENERGETIC
BY DR.. WILLIAMS PINK PILLS.
General Breakdown Caused by DELI
cient Blood Quickly Corrected by
This Tonic Remedy.

MS outG F4@menys
A feeling of general weakness, poor
appetite, loss of breath after the slight
est exercise and broken sleep are some
of the symptoms of general debility.
You may think that they have no relation
TO each other and that you win worry
along, hoping all the time to feel better
soon. This is q mistake, for every one
of the symptoms is caused by bad Hood
which must be made pure and new
before health will be restored again. A
tonic treatment is necessary and for this
purpose there is no better remedy than
DR.. Williams Pink Pills.
Mr.. J. G. Hayey, OF 95 Willow st.,
Chelsea, Mass, says: IL was sick for O
number of years from general debility
and Indigestion. was never free from
stomach trouble and my nerves were so
shattered that the least excitement un-
fitted me for any serious work. My
sleep was restless ON account of terrible
pains in the small of my back. These
pains would sometimes last for month
or two. Ny sight grew weak, there SEEM
ing to be g blur constantly before my
ewes. I couldn't concentrate my mind
on nv work, and the attempt to do SO
completely exhausted me.
II was finally forced to give up q
position / had held for twenty4eight
wears. After trying several medicines
without help, I read OF DR.. Williams.
Pink Pills and gave them trial. They
made me feel SO much better and so
much stronger that l started in business
for myself here in Chelsea. have
never had return of my former sick
ness and eheerfully recommend DR. Wiz
lians, Pink Pills as an excellent nerve
and blood tonie.e
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have long
been recognized as an excellent tonic
remedy in cases of indigestion and gem
eral debility, where the stomach and
other organs of the body are veal ened
and disordered simply through luck OF
nroper nourishment. They have also
been especially successful IN curing
ansemia, rheumatism, after -enecfs OF the
grip and feyers.
A pamphlet on : Diseases Q! the ne
Blood and copy of our diet book VIII
be sent free on request 10 anyone inter-
ested.
DR.. Williams Pink Pills are spid by
all druggists, or sent. postpaid, on receipt
~ Mice. SO cents per box, six BOXES for
e. n nv the DR.. Williams Medicine
Comnany. Schenectady, N. <.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

MRS. Lenora Bodenhamer. r. r. ~
BOX W. kernersville, N. c.. writes.
suffered with stomach trouble ana
indigestion for some time, and NOTHING
That ate agreed with me. i was verS
nervous and experienced a continual
feeling OF nneasiness and fear. Nook
medicine from the doctor, but il aid me
no good. = ~ AAAe
: found in one Of your Peruna hacks
a description of my symptoms. / then
wrote to DR.. Hartman for advice. He
SAID ! had catarrh of the stomach.
took Pernna and Manalin and followed
ms directions and can now saw that I
feel as we'll as | ever did.
hope that all who are afflicted with
The same symptoms viii take Peruna. as
1t has certainly cured me-.
Thea above is only one of hundreds who
have written similar letters to DR..
Hartman. just one such case as this
entities Peruna to the candid consider
alton Of every one similarly afflicted. If
this be true of the testimony OF one per-
son what ought to be the testimony Of
hundreds, yes thousands, of honest. sin
cere people. We have in our files q great
many other testimonials.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
ono ltundred Years Auo.

Gen. zebulon Pike was discds srfng
the peak that bears his name ia
reason why know I'm the first white
man that ever saw ii" he said. liz
that Ii hasn't got any patent medicine
signs on H." Regretting that he
couldn't spare the time 10 stop and dis.
cover the COLO that lay hidden all
around him. he took parting look ut
the snowy summit Of the peak and re-
sumed his toilsome march.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
R%sW Anse

Nov. children" said the ksnAergar.
'ea teacher. n have explained "a ron
los many trees Kivw ua food. In ths
Say Or fruit. and in other ways. Yon
s~member that | said man tapa sha
maple trees 10 set maple uAFup.
Where anea the tapsosEm ensaas from,
then - 4 guess wmsli Olive. after
pause. that you tap the eakM. a0m'i
you Judge.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
Nee 80 Lena.

There was No much ceremony s@A.
nectad with chareh cornerstone lay
ing In New York city few weeks awO
that the moving picture machine man
felt warranted 10 take a couple Of
miles OF photographs
These pictures proved 80 b. very
good. and large crowds were delight.
ed with the exact reproduction 90 the
dedicatory exercises.
II like the moving pictures better
than | did the original service" con
fesaed prominent member ~ the
congregation.
You do. gaSped . devout elder
I'm surely panied 20 hear you say no
Why should you prefer the pictures =
because the picture man an
swered the prominent member. pleas
antly, "eut out ail the aermons~
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
s.n.hlne ,be Great ulstnfectart.

Lot plenty Of sanshine into yous
house. Sunshine In the greatest Of dis
InfectantA II will also discourage
bugs OF AL kinds. great and small
No room IL fit 10 inhablt N to sun
doesn't shine full into II for = eo@al
VI hours daily. Carpets and hanGinga4
Yea. Of course II will fade them ~
yon value your carpets and hang
in9s more than thu health 0f
yourself and family b. I'll muan# keep
out the sun.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

Thousands tell OF
cures made by
Deans kidney Pills.
John c. Coleman. .
prominent merchant
OF Swainshoro. Ca.
says: -For several
years my kidneys
we're affected. and
my back ached day
and night. Il was
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
Mnshlma nalnn.

sTsve worked for the party fMaehfaaA9
Zoe the pmss 10 years. began tho -
esceneeker, "and can say WITH sTme&
that 1 neyer cnce aaA@1 for any -
ae@-s Glorious record pwt Ia tm@
party leader II wouldn't tnank -
arxinw yoa t. break H.. Kssr y -
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
Il rna.nfer Irrlaana.

''Have you made arrangements 10
prevent fraud III the election 80.
answered Senator Sorghum. II
couldn't quite manage that Hut ~
done the neat best hing TO defeat the
onposltIUnsa iniquIiy. I've made ars
ranEemsnsa thasii make their fraud -
insignificant by comparison that IL
won't be noticed
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
sauarina Accounts.

The man was near starving 70
death. The world owed him a living
and he was trying to collect. He &C
costed the world thus: You see, ma.
ture is pressing me for what owe her
and SO ! ask you to square up what
you owe me-" The world laughed:
You pay the debt of nature first and
then I'll come across. kansas City
Times.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

languid. nervous and lame III the
morning. Deans kidney Pills helped
me right away. and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Foster9Milhnrn Co. Buffalo. ". r.
Sold BY all dealers. so cents box.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

You look gronchy this morning.
said the frst horse. What's the
matter. are you sick
Yes replied the other: sick and
III. mated feel Ike IN amtomo
bile
yesterday ! vas ont % order. s-Phu
aaalphia PSss&
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

To improve The general hsaish. take
Garfield fpA dhilg Tot : tlmH Il parEfleA
the blood. Graduates rheumatism and
many eIlfanie ailments ard kseIaa The
health good Garfield Tea i made nj
herbs. II j. guaranteed under The Pure
Fnod aud Drugs Law. Garfield Tea To-.
Brooklyn, n. II
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

II - ~ eeaA trrsas Wlth humsaa ma
tnrv H. MeM Garfield ia parties tAe
hl.,ssa srMsAteate~ ds~xM~v REGULATES the NJ
gvstiVe organs and brings tsussA Health
Manufactured ~ Garfield Iva 60. hvNas
I'm N A. Ses5l IL SAtnssxtkts
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07
Afraid.

Don't you want to hold the babyf-
asked the fond young mother mo.
thank you. promptly replied the cid
sea captain. backing of Don't you
like bables2t' Not much. ma'am. The
last time / Held one 1t got-er-sea-
sick
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rAra o. oaro. err ~ Tatseo. -.

srAvH o. uHic. cfrx os TatHso, "a.
LugAa G9pSEs
FRAME 81 EamMME makes 8atA tha& n@ 10 scatter
pArsaaf ~ th@ MFsm sf vi A. Gaa8sN Co. AsstAa
huslnema ID ehe cts ~ Tasm1a, Guumay mmA @s@As
aforesaid sna that emah ARIA will par The smm ~
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS tas s@eh AAA e*sFy
caam az aAYAmMm thai uMMnnE b@ cared eF She "
MAELsa GA1AmmM Gum3. ..
Sworn Ia before me sad suhas Eaa In my rFe@saeAs
- A w. GLEASON,
SEAL SarAmY rHabAus
ualFs CasAFvh Care "a taken intsFahafY a@A sets
directly "a ahH hlsssa AMI surfaces ct he
eyssMu send fog tsmtfAaanfats. fFMeg
b o. EWkAkN a CO. Fn8s8as a
msIa - al pFagafsss 9se
Taaa q ssF1nily Fiila fsF saaastesasaa.
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nAoleAcAa ID KlDNgvAcAg-
Cure ere kldness ard tire Pain VIII
Never Ree1rm.

Only one way TO cure an aching
hack. Cure the cause. the kidneys.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

peraectty ssnpse ard eimply perfect q
dyesn@ with PUTNAM FAnEt4ksSS
DYES. iee per package,
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

A woman never forwavea . man FOR
aorwtvtnK her for no& forEavsng htSa.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1907-06-07

As every thread Of gold II valuable
30 il every moment o. time. Ma
son.