Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-10-29
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EvERYBoDY's uncle, is Uncle
John u.
MAX would be willing to turn on
the light" in Santa Fe. but for the fact
that the company Is NOW sending him
monthly bills,
THE ALMANAC's recent ludicrons
performance anent thai scoop brings
10 mind t&@ old familiar smile about
The calf that haags itself
"DFsERTED WIVES are specified
as being eligible under the home
stead law. This furnishes an altruis-
tic motive for prospective wife de-
lserters.
JUDGING from the various county
fair returns IL begins 10 look as If
the average weight of the New Mex
leo watermelon is about seyenty-hYe
pounds.
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THE SANTA ROSA sun AYERS that
God has blessed the Rough Riders. In
this case, however. It is not Proyi-
dence, but r. Roosevelt, that takes
care Of his own.
IT IS HINTED with some show Of
reason that the woman Hew suing for
a divorce who married her husband
over the long distance telephone got
the wrong number.
LOYALTY 10 Tucumeari Is a God
given duty" declared a minister Of the
gospel in the hastlIng eastern New
Mexico town. That the boosters
gospel IN a nut shel,
WE DON'T have To- %irrigate in
Quay county.-Tucumcari News.
That's nothing. Nh the l1o Grande
valley YOU don't even need to plant.
II Just comes up of Itself.
sAs
~ a RECENT issue Of the Alma
nae one observes GLARS. ~6aekbiters'
hypocrites. baclSsliders, tax dodgers,
slanderers. false affidavit men and
knockers" This r. encouraging,
TEN WAGON loads Of baled hay
were to be seen -meandertng down the
streets of willard last week. Anu
then Kansas has the enfontenN 20 sven
up and look superciliously at New
Mexico.
A PROMINENT physician says that
II would cost fifty times ms much to
off John -. Hockeieller's leg as
II would the leg Of an ordinary man
This would appear to be amputating
one leg while pulling the other.
80
SOMETHING like a hundred dogs
been poisoned in Willard THIS
summer. and several ornery citizens
are under suspicion, @Estancta News.
Probably there Is no word IN the
dictionary that fits the dog p%oisoner
than that picturesque adjective
the Wilds Of Arkahsaw-'or-
merry"
A TEXAS editorthas The right idea.
In advertising a revival meeting, he
Brother Giddous being q
minister Of the Gospel the husband
one wife and the father Of five
splendid boys. stamp him at once q
useful and desirable citizen. Encour-
age Brother Giddons with your pres
once at these meetinss.'
s4~
TT REMAINS for the Motiarty Mes
scnger To add the Hnal finishing over
and irresistible boost To the
.Itstancia valley IT SAYS; "A young
man "a Willard was recently operated
upon for appendicitis. II was dlScoN~
cred tina a grape seed had sprouteq ~
his appendix. As we have said be-
fore, anything %ill grow anywhere In
the Estancia valley.
THE ALLTTERArlNB urnd on the
Post started the trouble and
the list includes Wonderful Wash
.nrfon. Dcsulate Dallas, HollcfinB
Marvellous Manhattan. Arid
Atlanta. Comfortless Charleston. RIP
,norting Richmond and Dcvltsh Den
OF course it Is Estimable III
pasot'-Et Paso Times.
The rest Is dead casy-Aititudlnous
A"lbuquerquc.
THERE rs - bVsincsslikc hrcviiy IN
he following farewell of tho TcNtco
Democrat which IS i4 ug
making It's exit tho Democrat rises up
remarks:
To The Public.
with this issue the Democrat ceasDs
publication in TeXico. The subscrip-
ION list viii be continued 10y the Far
vel Times. The plant will be moved
Hereford. TcXas. early next week
where we Will begin the publication OF
me Hereford Herald. We thank "a
friends for their support given us
while In TcXico. Goodbye.
DEMOCRAT pCB. co.
80
THE EDITOR ot the Moriarty Mos
has evidently drupk deep of tho
Wine of pocsy. ur "a highball or some