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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
He Was WILLING.

y good. kind man unfortunately mar
ricd IL shrewlsh WIFE aud the woman
changed Ills upturc one morning aft
or his wife lad called him good for
nothing loafer and Smtchcd his break
fast away he started or hungry and
sore Tor work \ Sour looking woman
entered the car lie WIS on She got
into Violent dispute with the con
dnctur over her change Finally. red
With rage. she looked about her and
said. is there a gentleman In this ear
who VIII stand hy and see n lady in
suItedt' The hungry man whose ma
terc lad hePn spoiled rose eagerly
eYcs madam. he said Il will"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
nv LhMBEhitILLE RECORD
EERRUARYI3. 1907.
A SONG, NOT A SERMON.

But 1t Points a Moral From Very
Ordinary Incident.
II was a merry occasion. The fun
was fast and furious It was ia a bar
room; the place. Washington
Inspiring bold john Bur- fai
What dangers thou cth make VI
seerni
WI tppenny We fear nae evil
WI usquabae we'll face the devil,
And so one Of this party Invited sew
en- companions to join him In drink
Of ''rcd lieker," and they sat
Bolslng at the happy
An gettin' lou an uuco happy.
The man planked down a dollar,
crisp and fresh from the treasury. The
account was squared; the score was
paid. He was family man and walk
Cd across the street IL Il meat stand
and ordered two pounds of round
Steak. The grocer supplied him and
asked 80 cents rs the price. What"
the man roared. "What! Fifteen cents
Il pound for round steak, 1t Is !. high
way robbery
And 50 we 90 through life prodlghi
in buying luxury and misery IN buy
ing necessity. That nun had no con
eeption Of his illogical action spending
Il dollar FOR liquor that he and his com
radcs would have been the better with
ont and kicking n hole in the ceiling on
account of II purchase Of beef to the
che &c uf 30 cents that he could i'll do
without Man can live without booze,
but the MIN has yet 10 be invented
who can get along without food.
This Is no sermon. This newspaper
never breaches Whit we intended TO
say aud all we intended to say wns 10
eall attention to the truth
All tllr worlds stage
And MI tire men and women merely play
er5,
The very best Of NJ have need OF the
charity Of our brothers and sisters
Washington Post
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
CostIiest Of All Fish

The fish was no bigger than silver
dollar. Its color was bright gold. and
It had beautiful bushy golden tail.
"That." said the pet stock dealer, rs
the finest aquarium fish in the world.
O Chinese brush tailed goldfish. Ii Is
handsome, healthy and long lived. y
good brush tailed goldfish" he conelud-
nd, costs $3.50 or $500. and some fine
specimens have sold for as much rs
aTOO apiece"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
GOOD COLLATERAL.
rhe Wy Tom Fitch of Nevada Ussd
to RAISE the Wind"

The Wy Tom Fitch of Nevada Used
to Raise the Wind
'toin I5itch of Nevada was Il bright
fellow and one Of the best writer's and
$, lmp speakers of the west. but lie
WIS thriftlcss and when lie got hard
Ia get n stake
one day he wrote Il scathing speech
ttenounclng Sharon. then president Of
HE Bank Of California and afterwurd
ntted States senator from Nevada.
In It he charged sharon with almost
every crime known 10 the Becaloguc or
The statutes He pat The manuscript In
large envelope agt walked into thu
Bank of Calforn.t
Here" he said to the cashier, hand.
ing the package through the window
here are some securities which offer
as collateral on loan. Please hand
them 10 Mr. Sharon In person. and ]
will wait for his answer"
Mr.. Sharon was In his private office.
Breaking tho seal of the envelope. lie
tuc oNtttb ttAu II tutou6hs
together with note from Fitch, In
forming him that unless he was paid
5000 he would deliver that speech In
every town In the state In II few min.
utes the cashier, on Mr.. Sharon's Or
der, reported that the collateral was
nil right and paid the happy Fitch the
desired amount
Three months nficrwMd, having
gone Trough the money In speculation
and dissipation. Mr., Fitch made his
appearance with another speech this
time of very complimentary eharnc.
ter. which he promised 20 deliver nj
every convenient opportunity for the
same amount THIS. too, proved good
collateral and the story would never
have come 10 light If Fitch had not. In
Il moment of drunken frnnkness. told
Ii himself
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Tho First Bull.

Charon. the b5atman of the Stys.
was thought by many to be Of Irish
blood. foi. invariably as he was casting
off from the hit.er shore he would
call out TO his cargo of souls:
Nov. then, look alive
This was doubtless as near an ap-
proaeh = an Irish bull as the then
state Of civilization permitted
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Joseph Bonaparte.

Joseph Bonapartc lied TO America
after the hundred days and bought Il
home In Philadelphia, where he lived
III winter. and Il mansion in New Jer-
sey where he passed his summers. He
was much liked in this country. but
could not mike mp his mind to stay
here 50 returned to Europe. hoping to
profit by the changes OF government in
France. He was always disappointed
aud found himself an unwelcome guest
In every country save England. He
finally secured permission to 1--we In
Italy and died In Florence in 1871.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
A nd then when it comes to


1t will not advertise unless you "deliver the GOODS
We and do 1t pays ADVERTISE and constantly
at it. Our satisfied advertisers those who have been
with every since started in business. Sasmodc adj
vcrtsng established firm does not bget the confidence
that the news chat every week inspires conducting
small business insert advertisement in the REcoRD costing
from 25 cents so per week. Keep it for year
Do not disappont your Keep your ad fresh and
Strive have what the people want Then, if you
in here the end of the year and honestly tell
that experience has paid you will refund your
money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
A Confederate Actress.

A doctor saw Julia Marlowe as Ju.
llet one night in Pittsburg and was tire.
mendously impressed. Only In the pow
erful death scene there was technical
error. Miss Marlowe." the doctor said
at reception the next day, Il admired
your Juliet profoundly. The imperso,
nation was work of art. But, pardon
me. don't you know that corpse
doesn't stiffen for at least six hours
after DEATH" Miss Marlowe answered
In the drawl that she reserves for such
speeches. "Now, doctor, do you think
I'm going to keep my audiences wait
ing six hours for me to stiffen!"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Considerable,

Singleton-W What have you In that
package. old man? Wedderly-An nsl
receiver. It's n present for my wife
Singleton-What. You don't mean I
tell me she smokes cigarettes? Wed
derly-Oh. no, but II she has on ash
receiver for me TO put my cigar ashes
IN II will save her the trouble of sweep
Ing them up. See?-Chicago News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Tnkes No Changes.

Remember said the Kind elderly
gentleman that you may be president
of The United states" Yes" answer
ed the boy whose father Is connected
with the race track, but look ut the
population u this country I've only
got enc chance in millions amt play
Ing any long shots Ike that Wash
ington Star
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
schoolboy's Essay ON Henry VIII.

Henry VIII. was a frequent widow
CT. concelted. cunning, cruel and corpu-
lent. He burned the pope's bull in eff
". beheaded his best friends, made
himself defender Of the faith by Lat
In law and had an inordlnate ambition
and an ulcer in his leg. Henry sternly
denied the validity Of the proud pope
OF Roam and at last, worn out by an
internal discord. died more In sorrow
than In anger.--Harper's Weekly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Cheap Generosity.

srt.H Sme,.el handed his cigar
case & La right hand neighbor.
"Ttanh YOU. hut don't smoke" said
lie man,
lie therefore handed ii To the man on
the lett Who made the same reply.
" hereupoH his wife nudged him and
said. w n don't you hand 1t TO the
raptain'
No. thank YOU he smokes Nos
loisrS
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
sam. Tro.ble Everywhere.

We have brother In our church who
belonged to several other denomina.
tons before he came to US, and he tells
~ they have the same trouble every.
where-impossible to get O $1,000
preacher for $3.50 year. Osborne
Manl Farmer.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

"YOur son Is great football play
o."
Yes: It Is hereditary"
II never heard that his father was
football player"
HE isn't. but he is chronic kicker"
Houston Post.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

To punt high class wedding invitation necessary TO have
the best paper inks the newest type for the purpose, and
the requisite skill to properly do the workthat is all This
eomh exists the RECORD Office and having the work
lofe il New York PhiladeIIh will add anything
the @ xecpt the es If you have work. let
she samples We Ike the br ad claim that thre
PRE- Ter invitations printed anywhere
than here at the RECORD office
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Toilette recently MARKEDLY man Is
called benedict" when he Is mar.
rled. What Is girl called under the
same circumstances? Anna talso re.
Gently marrledl-Well, II depends alto.
gether ON what she marries!--llfe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

"How do you intend 10 have tie
study decorated. Mrs. Goldrocks:"
Il think FL have 1t decorated In deep
brown" replied Mrs. Goldrocks. MY
husband always likes to sit In a deep
brown stud - Milwaukee Sentinel.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Benedick-That luminous paint Is a
splendid thing Singletou-Wh do
you use It for? Benedick-We paint
the baby's face. SO we can give him
drink in the night without lighting
the gas.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Two kinds of Foolhardiness.

Some Of the men who laugh when a
woman gets of II car backward would
pull the muzzle Of loaded gun toward
them when crawling through fence
Washington Post
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

who WAS that fool you bowed tor
'My husband"
"oh, Ter -humbly apologize r.
Never mind. I'm not angry. But
what keen observer you arew-
Cleveland Leader.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

There are some truths that are per-
ceived less by the intellect than by the
heart. and the man who is devoid OF
this heart perception is lacking IN
much.-Terrell CTex.) Transcript
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
H. Agreed With Her.

after ALL" remarked Mrs. lnswiIn,
"home Is the dearest spot on earth"
at Is" answered her husband, who
was engaged in auditing the months
bilis-Ghieago News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Eyes; poor Mrs. Elderly Is all wrap
ped up In that son OF hers"
"And he isn't much Of a wrapper
chr
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Paying honest debts promptly and
cheerfuily Is virtue of manhood ap-
preciated by every one.-Newark (Ark)
Journal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fel
any case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured bt
Halls Catarrh Cure.
L ] CHENEY X Co, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +. J
Cheney for the last Il years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transae.
tions and financially able to carry out any obli-
cations made by his firm.
WALDISd, KtSNAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, o
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free
Price Is cents per bottle. Sold by all drug.
gists.
Take Halle Family PillSfor constipation.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

We love in others what we lack In
ourselves and would be everything but
what we are. -StoddarI.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Did you ever notice that the size Of
trouble depends on whether 1t Is com-
Ing or going Mankato Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Wedding Invitations
and Announcements.

announcement Unless you are a good
writer, you had probably better stick TO the
old form. But here is the new
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Light Restored.

'-There are many more women living
than used to think"
"Is that sof''
Eyes. Before | married | used to
think my wife was the only woman IN
the world"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Employment and hardship prevent
elancholy.-Johnson.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13

Visiting Cards.

Every me print one, acts drawing advertisement for
another Not printed from old battered type Up to date and
size for eithet woman, youths misses
And ,h The dearest little cards for children
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
MONEY WANTED.

$4,000, $1,000, 300, $500 All first mortgages
and desirable.
Money, to loan in large amounts on i'm
proved Real Estate.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
FOR SALE.

Two Large Manufacturing Plants with power
Seven-roem House, on Delevan street, be-
tween George and Union streets.
Three seyen-room Houses on Elm street
Two new Houses, Delaware avenue. All i'm
provements.
Seven-room House, York street
Seyen-room house, Lambert street
SiX-room House, Union street
Large double Brick House, Coryell street
Two BRICK Houses on Main street, between
Church and Coryell streets.
Large Brick House and Lot, adjoining Sou.l
Main street.
Seven room Brick House. Ferry street
Large Brick House, Cottage Hill.
Small Farm, 40 to GO acres. just outside city
limits Terms easy.
Farm, 40 acres, Just outside the city limits
Terms easy.
Farm, 100 acres, inst outside the city limits
Terms easy
Other farms in Delaware, East and West Am
well, at reasonable prices.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Ask fur Aliens ToOt-Ease,

Ask for Aliens Toot-Ease,
A LOS Ter for swollen, tired. hot, smarting
feet. Sample sent FREE. Also Free Sample
of the Foot-Esse Sanitary Corn-Pad, new
invention. Address, Allen s. olmstei, Ie-
10y, n. Y
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Note DIS.

The quoting of prices printed work often misleading For
instance, the best smooth white paper for Note Heads
S-b Wcstlcck twice much fairly good heavy
white paper which might give You satisfaction See
pies of p, first. Then compare our prices.
Many
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Party and Dance Invitations.

The for all this section IS coming We have them
low prr and expensive, according quality of card and
type us,
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Letter Hea Is.

The wide els you know. Yon may have the paper ruled
pain In your typewriter Select your paper We
have it in stuck. The price will be accordingly
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Sale Bills.

We often able render aid and give valuable nforma-
ton those about hold public SALE The "know how and
all the benefits of our experience will cost you nothing
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
OFFICE HOURS

DAY-s.9o to II NJ. 100 to4PM
EvESISas-Monday Wednesday and Friday,
from to O'Clock
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Funeral Invitations.

We print them either cards paper There many diff
of wording them Will be glad to give any
in getting them mp properly.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1907-02-13
Every thing In the Printing Line.

Come here fr everything that naturally emnates from print
ing Off Bill Heads Receipts, Tags, Envelopes. Blanks
Business Caols, Booklets Programs, Tickets, etc.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1907-05-18
Notice.

Some second hand 2X6 and some
flooring for sale cheap.
5-IItf w. J. HiTTsoN.
Mems Overalls SOC to 85c.
Il. A. Muirhead < Co.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1907-05-18
Public School Closed Yesterday

A very successful nine months
term of our public schools closed
Yesterday afternoon with short and
very appropriate exercises. The
enrolment reached during the term
$50 pupils which were graded as
well as could be under the circum-
stances. The school has been too
crowded for the teachers to accom-
plish what might be expected OF
them under more favorable circum-
stances, but people knowing this
greatly appreciate Prof. Wares
efforts. The eight grades have
been handled by four teachers at
an expense OF $4,000 co.. Some inn
provements in the way OF desks
have been added and the value of the
binding and its equipment is about
100000 90. Bonds have been
voted for additional building space
Tor next year and a ten mill levy
for school purposes. The improve
ments contemplated will be about
s., 100000 and six teachers will be
employed next year which will cost
about 100000. A ninth grade
will be added and it is expected
that the enrolment will reach at
least 500 next year.
A part of the closing exercises
yesterday was the awarding Of a
gold medal offered by M b. Golden
berg for the best average made
during the term for department
and scholarship. There were three
very worthy and close competitors
for this honor, the medal being
awarded to Merle Koch, younger
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. M. n.
Koch. The medal was presented
by Miss Barker from the primary
department. Prof. Ware and Miss
Barker have signed contracts for
next year, nc other applications
have been received at this time.
The Tucumcari news and Tucumcari times. [volume] (Tucumcari, N.M.) 1907-1921, 1907-05-18

Jack, the son of Donald Stewart,
he manager tor the Gross-kelly
people here, who is one of the
class of 1907 in the Military Insti-
tute at Roswell, writes his father
that commencement exercises will
end there on W ednesdoy Of next
week. Young Stewart has made a
very brilliant record in that school.
He is eighteen years OF age.
The Angel of death called from
the home Of Ben Robertson, Fri
day morning, his daughter Louie, a
young woman 10 years OF age.
Miss Robertson was sick only three
days, the cause of her death being
pneumonia. One Of the saddest
features of this death is the fact
that Miss Robertson was betroth-
ed to a young mar living in Okla,
and would have been led to the al
tar the first of June. The family
have the sympathy Of the entire
community.
The Ladies' Aid will meet We'd
nesday afternoon, the 23rd inst at
the home OF Mrs. Donald Stewart,
at $3.50.
Attorney c. c. Davidson re-
turned yesterday from Santa Rosa
liza, Mexico Hot Springs very much
improved in health.
WANTED-A girl for general
Homework. MRS. Y. KoHN,
5-IItt Montoya, n. M.
The best line OF Mems pants in
town. Made to fit and fit to wear.
I. A. Muirhead & Co.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-01-10
Mail Service,

For Johnstown and neighboring
towns the mail service Is the worst
c04ceivable. With daily railroad
tnens into Longmont, Highlandlake,
nod, Hillsboro and Loveland and
tn3ough to Denver, the mail comes
to- Johnstown from Berthoud IL
miles away by a wagon rural delivery
circuitously covering 81 miles-in
good weather daily, in bad weather
trregularly. With Johnstown and
Htflsboro but two and one. half miles
apart aud daily train service between
them, letter from Johnstown to
Hillsboro goes wagon route IL miles
to Berthoud, go miles by railroad
down to Denver, by another railroad
30 miles up to Platteville, then nine
miles by wagon road rural delivery
all this for an actual railroad dis
tance of two and one half miles.
With Welcome Hill, Mead and
H1khlandlake similar conditions pre-.
vaA. 1t is matter which could be
reneded in three weeks time, and
should have been remedied long ago
-Johnstown Breeze.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-01-10
Found His Trouble.

William Newman started out in
quiet old Greeley to hunt trouble
last Monday afternoon and it came
so fast that he was licked twice, had
his head sewed up once and taken to
Jail, all in about two minutes. He
went into the Mansion stables and
engaged "a rig and when asked how
long he would be out he informed
the attendant that he would be away
three or four days or perhaps week.
He was told he couldn't have the
rig, and then trouble began, ending
with one of the 'schambermaids"
hitting him with neckyoke. Then
the hired man took run across the
street closely followed by Newman
with the neckyoke. In the GilcresC
lumber yard Newman met up with
James Mclean and the two mixed.
with the result that Newman for
time looked like coroner's case.
Between DR.. Woodcock and Sheriff
Florance, however, he was revived
enough to be taken to Jail, before
ANYBODY else licked him.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-01-10
New Cancelling Machine.

A new cancelling machine that
works by electric power was install
led in the Greeley post office last
Thursday and is now working over
time with J. w. Curtis as engineer.
The machine will cancel from IL, 600
to ls, 600 letters In an hour, and is
the latest, up-to-date machine Of its
kind.
The muchines are not furnished by
the goverpnent to the different post
offices until the business of the office
reaches certain amount. Greeley
has been entitled to the machine for
some time, but ON account of no day
current for power the machine was
of no use here. At Fort Collins
they have for some time had hand
power machine, built somewhat on
the same principle, but the Greeley
machine was the first electrical ma
chine to be Installed in the state
north Of Denver.
The Greeley tribune., 1907-01-10
A DANDY SCHEME
Big Reclamation Reservoir for
Beebe Draw Country

1t is reported that the Colorado
Mortgage and Investment company
has had a reservoir site surveyed just
east Of the Beebe Draw and that the
construction of giant reservoir will
be commenced at once. The basin
covers over four sections Of land and
is almost reservoir now. A dam
only 440 feet long will be needed to
make this the largest storage reser-
yoir In northern Colorado. When
completed 1t will have q storage
capacity Of close to two billion cubic
feet of water.
The Platte Valley ditch, now
owned by that company, is to be en-
larged and extended about two miles
from its present terminal In order TO