Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-06-03
VARSITY SENIORS
HOLD CLASS DAY
High links and Horseplay MingIe
With Serious Sentiment
At Exercises.
EARDLEY'S LENGTHY SPEECH.
Glass President Scurcs His Followers
With Fear That He VIII Con-
sumo Entire Morning.

In years gone by the serious and SEN
timental phase of college closing has
predommated al the University Of Utah
campus. This year, however the SEN
Tors found that they iaust have an out
let Tor the stored up hilarity and high
jinks that have awaited a chance for
expression al winter. These qualities
IN consequence, marked the annual
class days celebration this morning.
There was satire for the faculty fun
poked at everyone ana a general eN-
plpitatiOn of all the clasSs troubles and
hopes and Joys which turned the meet
ing into a heightened shout OF approval,
and constant ripple of laughter as
stunt after stunt was carried out,
The proceedings lead on with a rush
by Center Eardlcy. president of the
class, who talked 50 long and so impress
sively that the other numbers on the
program became uneasy for fear they
should have no opportunity to thrill the
world with their Individual stunts
Finally the great class leader desist-
ed. however after likening his cohorts
to the great father of 70 who, with the
whole world against him Ghe faculty
iuCluded1 by revolution effected what
peaccable means could not, The presi-
dent announced as master of ceremon-
les, Stayner Richards, who handled the
links thereafter.
CLASS HISTORY.
The next contribution was the reel
tation of Glass History by Carl W.
Scott entitled we Done IT. The
author luodestly laid claim 10 every
thing ia sight and some things out of
sight from the great flag rush with
the '0S-eIs Ia the planting OF the class
Ustf Inc
Athletic houors football victories,
journalistic achievements and unique
graduation exercises We're laid hold by
the 'toremosters." and he declared
that no class ever was. is now or ever
shah be like good old naughty
The elements OF true basic harmony
were produced b! ~ miners under the
direction Of midget William Brighton,
who with "a baton, tastetully hewn
from "a uem-by cottonwood log. beat
the harmony from the noble 10 metal
lmElcs The burden or The strain WAS
the various genii engiueericus pro-
duced at The school during the last
four years, from the earthquake en-
gineeIs under Prof ralmage 10 the
hirtau0us normal engineers under
Prof Stewart
The Glass. demonstration by K. A.
Hart and John Erickson. was rendi-
ton Of the appearance OF the members
,
1923. when StayRer Richards was Unit
ed states senator ola q trip through
Europe. and Percy Goddard had
climbed up TO the proud position OF as
sistuut water carrier In the Salvation
Army,
The two medical seniors discoursed
profoundly upon the cranlums OF the
class members, SO inflated by the alb
sence OF brain cells that the greatest
skin of the age was unable 10 pre-
scribe au anudOte To that great horn
of esteem prolrudiug at the side of the
occlpita froutalis Of the '0i-ors.
THE Glass Poem WAS feeingly re-
cited by Miss Hazel 3. stevens, touch
ing with tender note IN versifed meter
Inc various accomplishments possessed
By the members OF the class
Then followed the comforting OF de-
Preos. with Stnyner Richards giving a
correct imitation az President Kines-
bury presenting the members OF the
n. class with thcir hard-earned sheep
skins lnadc OF colored papier- mache)
The oull chance he art students got
was al ths lasL And this is what they
sang
This As our day OF All the year
This scnlot class day. fun Of cheer.
let every one ~ you give ear
Each junior soph and freshman, hear.
Come ono and an Of every class
And Win the mighty seniors pass
From oul The nails OF this old school.
Tho ones that fought the teachers rule,
We would not grace the stage II near
100 front uf us, or at the rear
should st the nQrmlls with mere
Scholastic training Of year
When With the normal class. so fair,
fH,tnpaanlFnlaut Ullht QIH WrpH M ahapg
The Profs were fooled IN their pet
scheme
For seniors failed 20 grace Tho scene.
Farewell. SO fallen engineers,
W. show our sympathy With tears.
For Wc above are bound to go
while you VIII take your rest below