The Republican journal., 1907-11-07
PILES! PILES! PILES,

PILES! PILES! PILES.
Williams Indian Pile Ointment will cure
Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles. II
absorbs the tumors, allays itching at once,
acts as a poultice, gives instant relief. Will
liams, Indian Pile Ointment is prepared
for Piles and itching of the private parts.
Sold by druggists, mail soc and 81 CO., Will
liams' Mfg. Co, Props, Cleveland, 0.
Didn't you ever have any ambition in
life?' asked the auStere matron standing in
the kitchen door.
"Wunst, maam,'' said Tuffold Knutt.
signing deeply. 81 have not allus led this
butterfly existence. Many years ago ma'am,
tried to raise pair o elegant side wills
kerS, but they wouldn't grow. Since then
l hain't had no heart to do anything"
This mournful story failing to awaken
her sympathies, he shambled on to the next
house.-Chcago Tribune
WILLIAMS KIDNEY PILLS.
lave you neglected your Kidneys? Have
you oYerworked your nervous system and
caused trouble with your kidneys and
bladder? Have you pains in loins, side,
back, groins and bladder? Have you
t1abby appearance of the face, especially
under the eyes? Too frequent desire to
pass urine? If so, Williams Kidney Pills
Williams Mfg, Co., Props, Cleveland,
O.
After all, the automobile that doesn't
Know its chauffeur is loaded is the most
dangerous Of all deadly weapons.-Denver
Republican.
For Over Sixty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TR1ED REMEDY.
Mrs. Ninslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over sixty years by millions of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soOthes the child,
softens the gums, alays all pain, cures
wind collie, and is the best remedy for Diar-
Ihea. Is pleasant to the taste, Sold by
druggists in every part of the world
Twenty five cents a bottle. Its value is in
calculable. Guaranteed under the Food
and Drugs Act, June 3Oth, 1906 Serial
November, 1898.
My friend, this is very bbulous State,
l hear" remarked a minister who was
sojourning in Kentucky.
"Bibulous?" was the rejonder of d
native. "Nonsensel There hain't dozen
Bibles in all kentucky!'
l amt feeling right to-day,
Something wrong | must say:
Come to think of it, that's right
forgot my Rocky Mountain Tea last
night.
R H. Moody.
Tom-8ut perhaps she doesn't love YOU
Jack-O yes, she does.
Iom-How do you know?
Jack-When ] told her that | had no
money to get married on she offered to Dor
row some from her er-Phiadelpha
Inquirer
1t is deliciously palliative, agrees with the
weakest stomach, contains the most Sooth-
ing, healing, strengthening and curative ell
ements. Makes You well and happy Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea, 80 cents, Tea
or Tablets
R, Ii. Moody
Mrs. Gray-What book has been the most
helpful to you?
Mrs. Brown-W ebster's dictionary. The
baby sits on it at the table, and it saves the
price of a high chair.-CIeveland Plain
Dealer
Constipation, Indigestion, drive away APP
petite and make you weak and sick. Hol-
listers Rocky Mountain Tea restores the
appetite, drives away disease, builds up
the system. 35 cents, Tea or Tablets.
R ii. Moody
He-Why are you going to marry that
old fossil?
She-I love the very ground he walks on.
He l know but isn't there any other
way OF getting it?-London Opinion.
Can You Believe Your Senses?
When two of them taste and smell, having
been impaired, if not utterly destroyed, by
Nasal Catarrh, are fully restored by Ely's
Cream Balm, can you doubt that this rem
edy deserves ali that has been said of it by
the thousands whom it has cured? 1t is
applied directly to the effected air-passages
and begins its healing work at once. Why
not get it to-day? All druggists or mailed
by Ely Bros, IS Warren Street, New York.
on receipt of 80 cents.
Mr.. Fussey-I don't see why you wear
rid ,,,1,
have nothing to fill them.
Mrs. Fussey-Do you fill your silk hat?-
Chicago journal.
Woman loves a clear, rosy complexion
Burdock Blood BitterS purifes the blood,
clears the skin, restores ruddy, sound
health.
Why does the professor have all of those
letters tackled on to his name?'
mat shows that he got there by de-
grees. NASHVILLE American.
Many of the poor men covet the rich
mans wealth, and most of the rich men
covet the poor mans health.-St. Louis
Globe-Democrat
A Significant Prayer.
MAY the Lord help you make Bucklen's
Arnica Salve known to all,'' writes j. G.
Jenkins, of Chapel Hill, n. C. 1t quickly
took the pain out of felon for me and cur
ed it in wonderfully short time" Best on
earth for sores, burns and wounds. 25c. at
K. ii. Moody, drug store
shoemaker, born in st. Paul,
Went down to street they call Wall,
At the end of a day
A friend heard him say
'l'll get out, or they may get my awl!
-YOnkerS Statesman.
Appendicitis
Is due in large measure to abuse of the
bowels, by employing drastic purgatives.
To avoid all danger, use only DR.. Kings
and invigorators. Guaranteed to cure head
ache, biliOusnesS, malaria and jaundice, at
X. FL. Moody drug store. 25c.
Maud-'She is woman who has suffered
a good deal for her belief"
Ethel-"Dear me! What is her belief" :?
Maud-"She believes that she can wear a
No. 8 shoe on No. foot."-Tit-Bits.