The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-09-26
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Tspue- ~ thai HrsBeh eoasi . -
mArgg Miss Roaley, sh' WHIST does
b. ereori - Fsa iroa berf Browne =
A mill,aa dollars ama divorce asioF
Nj. Faegy Lenaea What causes
tbs atliRhituilg clear pesihTr you haze
"a New Iark' NJ Man Hais@n--sty'
ptS4pcu, dear boy.
nrt. Rs1kssns islHEiagl-i can
noi sirg The "a songs. A@aneong~-l
woslan'i mlpd thai, Il yoa vouldni
Wy
M L.aiousss. being completely
ruined and having resolved W eonuai
saMids. irled i arsa on has rejection
Il .ae s.AAs Il ace whai 4 booked AAs.
You eausdef him ibs foremost Of
our arctic srpl0rrsf Do. answered
lhe pablishcr. know Of no one eiss
whose literary siyle approaches bis.
--Wbcn sAw him yesterday be said
b. mAa booking for trouble. Well, ]
guess be sAw H. iiow do you knowf
Because hc canii sce ANYTHING today.
Magistrate Why did you steal this
gtnilemnns wAieh' piekpockes-i war
late ior He grand opery engagement
ard ! wanted 20 gAiu time.
threat heavens. neighbor. whats
happened burglar. fire ~ whaif
Nope nay wifc's oharh Is holding a
rammAge saie 10 get money 10 closhc
The heather.
American Auihor--How is your
new novel prugrcssing' French ditto
II have she story all written, and nov
must 20 over !, and polish il up.
Oh. pat thai time on the next one'
--0ne day Percy, aged three. was
playing wi,h The tail Of a big dog.
Look out, said the careful aunt he'll
bite you. dear oh. no. anniie, he
said. rs noi al the biting end.
II assure yon you have no reason
b. be jealous Of your ohum and me,
and you know she says she wouldn'i
marry .be best man alive. That's
why I'm jealous,
What does the story Of the prodi'
gal son teach usi asked the Sunday
school teacher. II teaches us how 10
sc. rid Of the tai,ed calf, said the bad
boy.
--Ilc-S SO you persist in breaking on
the engagement She-Mosi decid
odly What do you take me for' He
oh, about i0l Better think il over. II
may be- your last chance.
Little Jimmie, who had just re.
ceiyed box Of mixed candy. passed il
around to treat the family. saying
Help yourself 10 all the chocolates you
want. don't like them.
But. said the Henpeck's friend, IL
your wife treats you so shamefnlly,
why don't you get divorce from herf
did mention il, replied Henpeck, but
she said no. and Of course that settled
IT,
You are not the only one, said his
wife. Not the only one! echoed her
husband. No, indeed! rejoined the
better half Of the combine. According
10 statistics. about 81 per cent OF the
people snore.
Lawyer Brief-l see they have in
vented folding step which il being
used in some courts on the chair used
for witnesses when they are under ex-
animation. Lawyer Long-Tbat ought
10 let them down easily.
Yes. promised George I'd send
him message on picture post card
from every city we visit abroad. II
viii be an awful nuisance, won't i'll
oh, no; III got them all ready TO send
before leave home.
SO you are engaged in depressing
yalues' Only temporarily, answered
Mr.. Dustin stax. want 10 come as
near as possible 10 reconciling my con-
science TO what am going 10 tell the
assessor.
Now, said the tailor. well make
this suit Of clothes perfectly comfort.
able for you. Don't do that, answered
Mr.. cumrox; just let me feel little
dressed up so | won't forget my com
pany manners and annoy mother and
The girls.
--Woddcrly- Ny wife and went
down town 10 select new rug for our
parlor this morning. She liked one
pattern and liked another. Single.
ion--what did You do about ii' Wed
dcrly-oh. we compromised on the
one she liked.
did yer notice about the Joke me
brother Tim played on wan OF thin
chauffaursf heard tarrible thing
happened 20 him. Poor Timl Poor
Tim the diyslo, He had stick Of
eliminate in his pocket whin he wor
run over.
The east of this show is pretty fly.
whispered the manager Of the new
musical comedy. hope we will be
able 10 catch the people Of this town.
Yon can't catch HOLSTERS with fly
cast. replied the wise critic in the first
box.
Yes. said the voluble crank, used
10 be as bad n you. but made up my
mind TO quit smoking and drinking,
and did il. lndeedf remarked Man.
Icy. guess man who can qui,
smoking and drinking could quit
almost Anything--oh, yesl Except
talking about a.
PpRE BLOOD N 4 DEFENSE.
II means safety. A person whose |
blood il in an impure and impoverished |
condition u In the greatest danger of /
catching any infectious or epidemic /
disease. Or. kennciy's favoriie 1