The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1907-01-10
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-, E.Ev.us a. srleafy' Ne. lie
i one a ttsots peoFls wha iaase q
food ~ ihe png a soands Ne ihf tarna
instead a by tbs way 4 i@sies
--D0 ygu think tbs ehild i father 70
iAs mauI ! dont sapw about That.
bai 4 be hRs b. usoaber 90 hu s'ds be
Is pretty likely - be the tsoss 1t The
ranch.
An Atchiieri remarked " lahy
,.ai be- had lsesA T. see tie grcai nave
10 isc new chureh The Lads replied
Don'i mention nAmcs know Tho man
~ whom yoa refer
why have yoa Aod Charile ceased
~ h. frienasf Ne tired y ksss me.
pshaw, Hes 100 nice = fellow 10
iArov osrT tor liille thing like that.
IIe tired once and then quit
Bismarck said every man had the
right " drink 1900 bottles q cham.
payne. lie should have gone = step
farther aud told them where they could
g,i che price ~ thai much champagne.
They say. remarked the mere man,
that because il womAn's reason
and il - about ali The reason she has.
Yes. reioined the pretty W,doW, Ms
abouni All the reason she has for mar.
rying a man.
Literary Criie-W What do you mean,
cir, by entering my house ~ this man.
norf Subpoena Server have been
engaged by Tommy kot, the poet, 10
serve this copy o. his new book Of 20.
ems on you.
She has grown 10 be very beauti.
ful girl, said Jigley Her hair Is posi-
lively golden. Indeed That's odd,
sAid Kldder know her when she was
a litllc girl. Welli Well, il was mere.
~ plated thea
How should widow look' Grave.
A bridei Wellgroomed, A principalf
With interest. A sunburnt woman'
Smart. A divorced Relieved. An
errand grill Fetching A bookkeep-
erf Up 10 date.
How are you getting up ~ the
worldl asked the admiring friend. uf
course you are anxious 10 attain the
roll Of fame and The roll replied
the new statesman dreamily. Yes. I'm
after a roll. all right.
III il serious thing to propose, old
chap. You should always think twice
before you speak. Yes, but by Joye,
sometimes while you're waiting to think
twice, some other fellow thinks once
and gets ahead Of you
Bragg declares that his cook is one
al the best IN the country. Huh, snort
ed subbubs, that's not saying much!
Whenever really good cook gets into
the country she chAses back to the city
the first chance she gets.
The reason you don't sympathize
with me is that you have never been
disappointed in love yourself. haven't
chr That's all you know Why, !
once advertised for a wife with mil.
lion dollars, and never got single
reply.
Have you ever made any effort
10 popularize yourself with the massesf
No, answered Senator Sorghum; !
Just let them caricature me and
libel me until they got tired of it. Now
they're relieved TO find I'm not as
black as | was painted.
But why have you broken your en-
gAgementi Well, | simply couldn't
marry man with broken nose. All,
wonder how be got his nose broken,
poor fcllowi Oh, | struck him acct
dcnially with my brassie when he was
teaching me golf,
Automobiles 10 another who has
broken down Can ! be Of any assist
ance TO you' The Afflicted One (under
the machine - Yes, sir. That lady you
see is my wife III be obliged il You
will kindly answer her questions aud
keep her amused while Pm fixing this
Internal machine.
"A man was recently going over
lunatic asylum. aud the attendant
showed him ward with empty beds in
it. What have you shown this room
fort There's no one in it. Yes, there
Is. There is where we put the chauf. |
feurs, and they are all under the beds
trying 10 mend them.
---Gussie-Bui, deah boy, il the rich |
man refused 10 give you the hand OF |
his daughter don't see why you should |
persist in giving him tips on the races.
Reggy -shl ! want him to go an broke
as ! am, and then perhaps when VIC are
on the some level he won't have such
a strong objection.
"A, the breakfast table in one 81
The mining iownst The landlady gave Mr.
Muggins severe look and said: Mr..
Muggins, ! understand that you have
been circulating injurious reports abou,
my hoase. How. madamf under.
stand that you said You had used bet.
Ter butter than have here TO grease
wagons with, did say 30. madam.
but not 10 iniure your house. have
used better butter. madam, 10 grease
wagons, bu, wouldn't do it again. !
ia scll II 10 yoa.
What became Of the four act play
you were writing last summer they
asked her at The high tea. | took i 10
a playwright, she replied. who kent i {
-four months, then gave il back 10 me
saying 4 was 80 earthly good Az four
act play but would make very strong
one act curtain raiser made one ]