Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1907-08-31
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GOOD MORNING. Is your head
above water?
THE DEWs appear to be unusu-
ally heavy these fine nights.
MIR. FAIRBANKS entrance into
Las Vegas Is reported TO have been al
most stealthy.
ROSWELL has thirty devil wagons.
That IL not bad for "a town of six
thousand people.
EVIDENTLY Las Vegas has not
fully walked up 10 the dimensions Of
the Fairbanks boom.
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THE RIO GRANDE is sometimes
bad enough-but what a mercy that
we don't live on the Kaw.
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THE PROUD title Of the Venice Of
the southwest Is u of which Albu-
auerque cannot be robbed.
THE MOON shines Bright Tonight
Upon the Wabash"-but u would have
a deuce of a time shining through the
~cloudbursts here.
A LOS ANGELES convert 10 Ofler-
ism cut his throat at the age d. sixty.
Might be a good scheme TO arrest Os-
Ter for. manslaughter.
WAS MARS talking to us2" asks an
exchange. Might have been-but Max
has been making such "a racket you
never could have heard It.
THE CHERISHED ambition of the
automobiles now Is 10 ia a machine
which will be able TO butt a railroad
train off the right Of way.
ONE TEN-YEAR-OLD shot another
with a shotgun near Ashland, Ky, a
few days ago. The feud instinct Is just
naturally born into them down there.
80
FROM THE LATEST lamentation
of the Hon. I'm concerning the Flip
pancy' of the special agents. 80 may be-
concluded that Mr.. McHarg q again
refused TO be interviewed.
AN ARIZONA man has discovered
that a fo~rty-horse power engine will
do The work OF twenty mules. And yet
one good sized mule can deliver a kick
OF at least ninety-horse power.
80
THREE TUCSON hobos have been
Jailed for holding up a man n taxi
AN he had-a quarter. 10 is queer they
didn't give him a dollar after they dis
covered his financial condition.
49,
THE NEW MEXICAN announces a.
self as IN favor of p%ardouine criminals.
Since "A close can some years ago the
Hon. EN- has "a deep and tender sym
pathy FOR the poor abused convict.
TT rs ONLY lair TO the somewhat
worried public for Max to publish ii
FUN thc zeal story Of that conviction
and OF that $1,000 episode. This will
easily set all carping criticism at rest.
AN AWFUL warming for the stay
later is the fate of the Memphis young
man who was shot bN "a burglar trap
gun set by the old man. as DE was
bidding his sweetheart many "a fond
good night and sweet goodbye on the
door step.
THERE WAS once "a celebrated YER
diet ia the ca~p of "a register convicted
uf land frauds which declared that he
should never bc allowed to hold any
position OF honor. trust, or confidence
under the government Of the United
states Max can give You the har-
rowing details.
THE BAGGAGE smgehcr has go
look a lcctle oudt nowadays. \ MeN-
can who walked into the 81 pasn sta
tion yesterday earrlessll dioppcd ~,
grip ON tho floor. \ 4f-caiiber revolt
yer exploded and not only tore q hole
in the grIp. hut perforated a %ucighhor-
ing stoamcr trunk.
HcErma.
Fer the good 70 those suffering With ccHe
ma 10 other such trouble ! wish 90 say. my
eIfe had samrfhinE ~ that kind ana after
asinr the doctors remedies Tor ssme time
raneiuacd % try Chambtriain's Salve. and
DO proved a. he hetfer than auYthiug she had
trIed. For sale hy all d~ruEEsts
u,s, an StNnaY AN