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The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

why do characters in Western plays
always speak with a strong Southern ae-
cent" inquiries the New York Mail. And.
for that matter Why do characters In
Southern plays always speak in an un-
heard Of accent2
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

For a real. good time, how about a
Mississippi River jaunt for Mr.. Harri-
man? Think OF sitting on deck and view
ing a transportation way the roadbeds,
rails, ties, and tunnels of which are
represented by water entirely!
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
TAMPERING WITH TRIPLES.

From the Houston Post.
BOTH SIDES.
Some girls. who IN the blOssOmed way
OF romance long have tarried.
Now sitting up take notice and
Starr wishing they were married
While other ones. who married young
And made Of life a bingle.
Are wishing they had taTried some.
And that they now We're single
That thing the witty Frenchman said
Seems true, SO don't forget it,
That 10 you marry, or do not.
in time you VIII regret g.
But from the standpoint OF the man,
Stald business man or spoouer,
When he Is wed be wishes that
He had been married sooner.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

The last Of the seventeen hundred and
nine last survivors of the charge OF the
Light Brigade al Balaklava has passed
away again The expansive qualities OF
that original noble six hundred" IS re-
sembled somewhat by our own Rough
Riders.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

THE Italians cannot understand that
the President Is but a small part Of the
American government" says Mr.. Justice
Gon. Any bets that the President under
stands 1t that way himself?
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
Don't Forget the Ness.r.

From the Atlanta Constitution.
The end is not yet, He has still to
write Thanksgiving speech and indi-
rectly advise us TO be thankful for all we
receive from him.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Mary ]. Holmes is dead; and while her
novels are. perhaps. not masterpieces.
at the same time they never had to de-
pend upon some free-love, soul-affinity,
or trial-marriage idea for their circula-
ti0n and popularity.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
Nature FRkera.

From the Pittsburg Dispatch
There is good reason to believe the
corn crop was we'll matured before the
frost, but the Chicago pit may have
another opinion
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
A Friends Warning.

Prom the Baltimore sun.
The jamestown directors viii have 20
hurry to get the managers disputes set
tied before the Exposition closes.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
The SIN. Small Voice

From the New York Press.
II Is remarkable how little noise Gov,
hughes needs to make to have the voters
OF the United States hear and understand
him.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
And Uncle sam Has the Mint.

From the Nashville American
Fourteen feet through the valley" VIII
help every State between the mountains,
tennessee along with the rest. But to
get 1t will cost mint Of money,
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
Do Hnshnnda8

Society women in London are keeping
toads for pets
We'll, toads are better than husbands"
In what w1y2"
They don't talk back"
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Of twenty-five years. This Is certainly
an unanswerable argument In favor Of
the anti-race suicide theory
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Gov jim was one OF the Presidents
handsomest and most attentive compan-
Ions on the Mississippi jaunt," SAYS
contemporary Gov. JIM" OF Wisconsin,
however; not Mississippi
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
1t Doesn't Enthuse.

From the Ncu Yrz Mail
For people inordinately fond Of a new
sensation or "a good story Americans are
cruelty phlegmauc as 60 all this war"
talk.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
The Editorial standby.

We're shy on copy, boss"
CLIP something"
'Aint got nuthin' to clip"
Well demand some Cabinet officer s
resignation"
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

why does no one ever kick about the
Cannon cocktails?" asks a contemp0-
rary. Because. perhaps, Uncle Joe" will
stand for nothing but the best.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Air. Roosevelt promptly revoked a Mis-
sissiF1i pilots license for racing ahead
OF the Presidential craft. The strenuous
river man simply got on the wrong boat;
THAT'S an
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
The New Phrase.

You are a mollycoddle and a post
poner"
Hold, on there, Ellen" responded Mr.
Enpeck. Il want peace, but not peace
with insult"
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
The Modern Wny.

Yes, We are to be married"
Going 10 travel lies road together,
eh?"
"Oh, for a couple Of blocks"
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

or course. we might say something
about trouble bruin for those Louisiana
bears-but, upon second thought, we will
not
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
TnImnn Forewnrned

From the Boston Record.
With two Indians in the United States
Senate. maybe Tillman's scalp had bettev
be insured.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Lay the lawn mower among the moth
balls, and deodorlze the coal shovel.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

The way 10 win the pennant-" be-
gins a contemporary. But who in Wash
ington wants TO bother himself with an
old pennant7
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Elijah George Alexander Joshua Ray
Columbus Jesse Samuel Bishop is the
name Of a Knoxville baby. and all be-
cause he happened to be the first baby
born In certain family within a period
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
In the Side Tent

From the Chicago Record Herald
While Quentin charms snakes, his father
keeps right on with his work Of tanning
the octopus.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

The rapid advance IN the price Of fine
candy, however. is viewed with more or
less complacency by the married coutin-
gent Of society.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
DoubtIess Menning y. =

From the Philadelphia Record
Just now the Federal Government is
sWamped,
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Prof Haupt, of Johns Hopkins Unlver-
sity, who now denies that Solomon wrote
those famous songs. is the same individ-
ual who denied some time ago that the
whale swallowed Jonah. We believe he
just naturally has a mean disposition.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
swift

Thrice armed is he
Who at the very worst.
Like Ruef out West.
Does his c0nfessIng first.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Careful reading of the sporting news
this morning will reveal the fact that
the Washington baseball team, after
months of heroic endeavor and patriotic
devotion to principle. has succeeded in
landing once more in the same old place.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

The Beaumont Enterprise puts the total
value of the Texas onion crop at three
quarters of a million dollars. We pre-
sumo this may be considered a fairly
strong showing
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
MASSACHUSETTS DEMOCRACY.
Amazement over Failure 10 Get To-
gether on the Tariff.

IRON the New York Times.
II there can be any issue at all on
which the Democrats can be said to have
q definite position, any issue touching
deeply the interests of the whole country.
any issue having a distinct moral value.
it is that Of tariff reduction. And il so
happens that this is the issue which ap-
peals most sharply and strongly 10 the
business men Of Massachusetts. and is in
timately connected with the question Of
reciprocity with Canada, another form Of
the tariff issue, as TO which all New Eng
land has important interests This is the
ground on which Mr.. Whitney proposes
70 make his fight His opponents viii
have none Of fl. They do not merely OBJ
ject 10 him as a candidate: they object to
his policy. TO the tendency he represents.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Does a chipmunk hibemate?' asks a
contemporary. If he doesn't. the laugh
is on the President
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
From the Providence Journal.

Democrats all over the country-and for
that matter all citizens whose political
views are not bounded solely by consid-
eratiOns Of partisan advantage-mUst read
ceedingS Of the Massachusetts Democrats
IN their convention at Springfield last Sat
uTday. Their folly was aggravated by
the fact that they had an excellent chance
OF eleCJing a governor on the issue OF
tarin revision. What Massachusetts should
have done had she wished 10 make
protest that the srandpatters at Washing
Ton would heed, was 20 defeat the Bepub-
Ican party -on the tariff issue An OBJ
jecr lesson Of that sort would have been
worth columns Of discussion and months
of debate.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
substitution Rate, m Mail.

No attention ICiH be paid 10 anonymous
contributions, aud no communications 10
the editor lCiH be printed ercept Ouer the
name OF the jCriter.
Manuscripts offered for publication toiH
Dc returned If unavoidable, bUt stamps
should be sent 1ith the manuscript fer
that purpose
AH COMMUNICATIONS intended for this
newspaper icRethcr for the dCily or the
sunday 'qSRc, should be addressed 20
THE WASHINGTON HERALD.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
Different.

Il have money enough to get married
on and have come to ask you for the
hand Of your daughter"
Enough money TO get married on, eh?"
Yes, sir"
Have you enough 10 stay married
on?T
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

News from the jamestown social war
doubtless is sternly censored these days.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Wait and see how prohibition works in
Georgia. advises the Birmingham Age
Herald. And wait outside of Georgia. Ell?
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Signor Caruso was disappointed bitterly
recently because Of a small and unap-
preciattve audience at Budapest. II
business gets too duh to bear the gentle
man may be forced 10 step out to some
nearby monkey house and pinch q pass
ing female, for advertising purposes.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
From tLe Boston Transcript.

from i.r Boston lral-tflit-
1t is fair to predict that the Bartlett
ticket just nominated with such a sicken-
ing exhibition Of dishonesty, and amid
such scenes Of iHdescribabIe disorder. will
bee laughed out Of court long before the
balloting in November, and that individuals
everywhere viii DE as ashamed 10 be
known as voting the ticket as they would
be 10 be caught with stolen goods on
their premises, II win be a long time be-
fore the men identified with the theft Of
this convention can expect 10 be looked
upon with respect by any honest man.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

An Indiana girl with $4,000 says she
cares nothing for matrimOny." It isn't
probable that all Of the young men IN
her neighborhood will take this as final,
however.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

"A Million a Month Pretty fair out
look for a One-yeaT-old newspaper.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
4 nnnhtfnI prccedent

The Southern farmers appear to believe
in theoretical immigration only!
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Dir. Plenty, of Plttsburg, has just been
presented with his fourth set Of twins
Doubtless he thinks this is too muchi
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
After the southern Delegates.


The Presidential boomers" are begin
ming 20 look after the Southern Repub-
lican delegations % the next national
convention. Secretary Of State Carmi
Thompson. of Ohio has had some i'm
portant law business IN Alabama re-
Gently, and called on hts namesake, Jo-
seph o. Thompson. at Birmingham. the
official head OF the party and President
RoOsevelts referee.
The Ohio official is a Taft supporter,
and it is said there is an impression in
and around Birmingham, which has the
headquarters of the Republican party in
the state, that he is around in the real
work of lining up the delegates for the
big Secretary Of War.
IL is now an open secret that the
administration IS not so popular with the
rank and file Of the Alabama RepubH-
cans.
II seems that both the Lily Whites
and colored Republicans IN Alabama are
not favorably inclined 10 the policy OF
the administration. Whether this Will
materially affect MT. Taft or not remains
10 be seen. In the meantime Vice Presi-
dent Fairbanks friends are quietly at
work In that section
Alabama has twenty delegates in the
national convention, and being the first
State called in alphabetical order,
Presidential candidate contends FOR all
or as much of the delegation as can De
obtained for the initial seud-on in the
gallery whoop
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
Fnn Tie Nar Y.rk wn-,f-

As matters stand, the Democrats have
forfeited all chances of carrying the State
After the manner OF their party they are
destined 90 waste their best strength in
fghtng one another and to leave their
opponents in uudisturbed possession.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Patterson and CarmaCk. rival aspirants
for the governorsnip of Tennessee, are
both red-headed. 1t does look as If Tom
Watson might manage to get into that
scrap somehow
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

Don't tell US a great navy isn't the
thing! The sailors viii remove something
like one million pounds of the worlds
prune supply on that Pacific voyage.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
Sir Emery 'Awkins.

TAE 'faNfNg a " iAAANs
The death OF Lord ETamQtOu. which
happened Ia London the other day has
been passed over IN this country with lit
tie comment. and yet in many ways this
distinguished jurist known 20 many
criminals all over the world as Sir Emery
'Awkius, was notable. He took silk in
1888, and his FIRST notable case was the
trial OF Simon Bernard, which attracted
much attention because of It's connection
with "a conspiracy against the life Of
Napoleon Ill Then came the conviction
Of Mr.. R0upeI. q member OF Parliament
and a man Of great wealth. VINO was
convicted of fragrant dishonesty, large
Is through Lord Bramptous efforts, and
was sent 20 Portland as a common Grim
mal. Then came the famous TIchbourne
case, IN which AIr. Hawkins. as he was
then, was associated with Lord CCie-
ridge against Che claimant and after
ward led for the crown in the prosecu-
ton of the claimant which sent che
false Roger Ticubourne to prison. He
gained fame. however. In other than
criminal cases. IL Was he who carried
through the famous case OF the VIII of
Lord -. Leonards, Lord Chancellor Of
England Ii so happened that Lord St
LeonaTGs was himself a great authority
on testamenJary IaW.,yot he died. ap-
pareutly intestate. His daughter testified
that she had taken down a viii az her
fathers request. and in accordance with
her testimony as To what her father had
written the court ordered the property
administered AT. Hawkins led the case
for the establishment of ,he wiu and
the case has become a precedent in testa-
menta-y law. Lord Brampt0n was
great sportsman and very fond of horse
racing. Yet il was he who delivered the
judgment that the betting ring at the
racetracks is "a place" within the mean
ing OF the law, and thus dealt "a serious
blow 90 turf betting. Sir Henry probably
regretted this decision as much as any
body in England, for he was often called
The Sporting Judge His great per
soual power and his profound knowledge
OF criminal law made him a terror TO an
eyil-GOers. but TO first offenders he dealt
with mercy He was created Lord
BramptOn, in recognition of his services
to the Crown, in 1893. IL is probable that
al interesting memoir will be written OF
his life. Such a volume would deal with
some OF the most interesting cases in the
British courts for the last half century.
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09

our dyspeptlc, bilious, and irritable
contemporary may go 10 the devil"
pleasantly suggests the Atlanta Constitu-
tion. Mayhap; but let US hope that Il
viii not
The Washington herald., 1907-10-09
The Democratic prosneet.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2. 1897.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16


tae contractors to keep their work
IA repair for ten years, being paid a
rominal price therefor. II this be
ue. rs a rule, there must have been
an exception in the case Of First
avenue, for there are. at least one
ufdred and fifty wretched holes in
that avenue between Pine street and
10y street, and the most of them
have existed for several months.
Again. the public would like to
know whose duty it Is to enforce the
bond against the asphalt company
which requires them to keep their
work in repair 1t is certainly not
a fulfillment OF the contract when 4
street is allowed to get in such con
dition as to render it completely un-
safe for months at a time. But that
is the condition of First avenue, and
it's been in that condition most all
the time for more than one year
Seattle Times.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

will convene at 10 a. m. on Feb
'uary 6. Following is the list:
4. G. Fleming, outlook.
Il. ]. Jaeger, Zillah.
d. Allen, Zillah.
J. S. Alexander, Yakima City.
w. s. Earls, North Yakima.
S. G. Smith, North Yakima.
NJ. Sisk, Outlook.
w. A. Pickard, Outlook.
e. w. Banter. Napato
w. II. Patterson, North Yakima
]. w. Thomas, Parker.
J. G. McCrimmon. North Yakima
Henry Wallen, Fairview.
II. D. Winchester, North Yakima
NJ. Schiller. Cowiche.
j. T. Butler. Yakima City.
j. w. Reynolds, Ahtanum.
NJ. l.. Matterson, North Yakima
A. B. Whitson, Fruitvale.
F. S. Woodcock, Ahtanum.
l.. G.. Ladd. Mckee.
Richard Strobach, North Yakima
]. Il. Eschbach. Ahtanum.
w. +. Tuesley, North Yakima.
r. r. Ayres, North Yakima
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16
A Correction.

The Washington Nursery company
desires the Herald to correct an
error in a news item in Thursday 5
issue, wherein it mentioned the re-
cent big sale made by the company of
$1,000 apple trees to the Ar
cadia Irrigation company of Spokane.
The Herald stated that this big
order cleaned up the company's
stock of apples for next springs de-
livery. which is not the case, as the
nursery succeeded in holding down
the number of trees 10 be delivered
this season on the big contract to 4
point which leaves a reasonable sup
ply for the ordinary demands of the
company, although the grower who
waits until planting time to place
his order my find 1t difficult to
secure trees.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

only the first amount laid aside for
house, porch and all
In the issue Of the 10th inst. the
Republic argues that the S150.oOo
issue should net carry because at the
mass meeting the board of directors
did not ask for more than 100000,
as follows; $4,000 for two new
grade buildings. repairing of the
Lincoln, Columbia and Central, and
the other $4,000 for the purchase
of high school and other sites. in
case the meeting so ordered.
1t was shown explicitly at that
meeting, by Mr.. Nichols, I think,
that all these expenditures were
needed and reasonable. and the esti-
mates founded on the figures of re
sponsible architects and contractors.
at least the meeting seemed so to
think.
1t was stated that the expenditure
on the Lincoln would be about S. 900
to render that building possible to
use for high school for another
year. and that next year the district
would have to take up the building
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

H. " Martin, sunnyside.
'R. r. McCle.ry, Topponish.
e. VI. Camp, NORTH Yakima.
L. N. Ford, North Yakima.
"a. W. Angus, Mabton.
a. ". High, Nile.
Alfred Neyin, North Yakima.
A. 7. Monekton, Outlook.
M. u. Burkhart, Outlook.
George Sherwood, Fruitvale.
A. i. Baldosep, North Yakima.
w. K. Kinnon, Glade.
Fred Mccoy, North Yakima.
II. c. Ewalt, North Yakima.
3. T. Kumler, North Yakima.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

Editor Herald: The Yakima re-
public is still knocking away at the
proposed bond issue Of $4,000 for
school purposes. The editor OF that
paper takes the position OF one WHO
intended to build a porch to hi.
house. and now that the porch is de-
stroyed by fire, is willing to expend
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

Those who do things know this
cannot be done. The district is noe
cut Of hish school GA tae expires
ion Of school next June rents ana
re-atting in hurry and al enhanced
cost will have eaten UP a large
amount Of the $4,000 received on
Insurance.
The real difficulty. if we are e
continue to maintain a hlsh school il
aais city is that the Sl50o0o issue
Of bonds is too small rather than too
large, and no one knows this beaaF
tAan the shrewd editor at tAe RE.
public.
The board OF directors have
through act 81 God terrible task
before them. and it hehoofos al per-
sons, even the editors OF local pa
pers, to help them by the actual sup
port Of voting FOR inc fuii bond is
sue of $4,000. and moi he knock
ers," or in other words pieaiers for
ignorance aud all the evils which
follow in its train.
A YAKIMA MOTHER.
January 18th, 1907.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16
JURY LIST DRAWN.
For Term OF Court Beginning on Gtl,
OF Next Month.

The county jury commissioners
on Saturday drew list of 10 names
from which will be selected those
who serve as petit jurors at the COM
ing term Of superior court, which
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16
Ancnt Asphalt Paving.

The public would like to know
whether the Barber Asphalt COM
pany is under bond to keep First
avenue, north OF Pine to Caller
street. in repair. II memory be not
at fault all paving contracts require
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

layers in San Francisco get SIS per
day Harriet Jones teaches school
in Luzerne county, Pennsylvania
for the same sum per week, and is
given employment only nine months
in the year. Masons in Calgary,
Canada, get $40 day, or s140 a
month; Lawrence Amos teaches
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16


Teachers, even more than con.
gressmen, deserve higher salaries.
it IS a material age. The man who
fashions Tire walls Of a house is held
to a higher test Of skill, and is pail
better for his work, than he who
molds the mind Of q child. Brick
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

-..---..-
school in East Brandywine town
ship, Pennsylvania, for $40 a month.
Many teachers are paid less than hod
carriers. College professors are
worse off. in proportion. than teach
ers. Tire average salary paid to pro-
.fessors IN Columbia is S3.74c.85 to-
adjunct professors, men between
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

~ Dc where an visitors to
fs WE ~ made welcome. and
latI Information eiEen.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1907-01-16

thirty and forty, with a dozen years
Of service TO their credit $2,12a.q2.
Such figures are little less than j
public scandal. No male teacher In
any community should be paid less
than enough TO support decenty d
wife and five children In every
community the teacher should have
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-06-16

The entertainment given Friday by
the members OF the Sayre Street Dis
trict Committee of the Montgomery
School Improvement Association, was
a financial as wei as a social success.
1t was June outing and refreshments
and candy were on sale. The ladies in
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-06-16

Miss Annie Nell Wood. of Troy, is
the guest of her aunt, Mrs. Richard
Butt, on Sayre street. Miss Wood is
an accomplished musician and came 10
attend the musical festival.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-06-16

Mrs. Emmett Seibels and daughter,
Miss Annie Laurie Seibels. are visiting
friends In Pensacola.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-06-16

Miss Annie Pearl Cunningham or
Evergreen is visiting Mrs. H. P. Rob-
inson.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-06-16

Gayle, r. NJ. Hammond, Theodore Nj
chol, s. D. Lassiter, e. N. Rasland.
Fred Baber and Lee Betty. They COM
pose the membership of the fraternity.
The Montgomery advertiser. [volume] (Montgomery, Ala.) 1885-1982, 1907-06-16

Mrs. William Orr. who Is visiting h
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. B. F. Yarboroug
will spend this week with DR.. and Nj
Charles S. Chandler at their home
Sayre Street. Mr.. Orr. who 1t attendi
a summer course OF lectures on Ia
at Austin, Tex, will join Mrs. Orr he
before they return to their home
Fort Worth, Tex.