The Washington herald., 1907-01-10

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pen IA the current Century. As a matter
Of fact, the appearance OF that article
/ just at this time may indicate that it wa5
/ accepted some fifteen or twenty years
ago.
A Chicago minister last Sunday bitterly
/ denounced all who voted for Mayor
Dunno. That looks like rubbing it in.
The Humor Of Love" is the latest
book. only those who are not in love can
appreciate IT,
/ II is said just now that nothing in the
world is 50 liable to start a riot in
/ Boston as the whistling or humming Of
Every Day Win BE Sunday, BY and BY, %
4 Mrs. Langtry will not use her title IN
\ her profession You see, it is d real title.
and not a stage title. that she has come
into.
After ali. prospective bomb-throwers
would do we'll to ponder the availability
Of bombs as collateral That Philadelphia
man didn't get the money.
/ II Miss Gilman spells her name Mabel. d"
she viii not marry the Pittsburg mil
lionaire; if she spells IT "MaebelIe," she
Will You can't lose or tip ike that
Stiu. IL Mr.. Guggenheim is going 10
talk that way about It. how does he ex-
pect Mr.. Lincoln Ste6eus To make a liv-
leave nothing FOR Mr.. Stenens to "ex-
pose.
/ II the anarchists are just obliged to
. throw bombs az people. they can AT least
( paIliate the Offense 20 a certain extent
I by following Steele's example Of blowing
/ themselves up along with their victims.
Whisky men to fight Mr.. Wilson. SAYS
the New York Herald. That's all, Is IL?
II seems that the death report Of the
shah of Persia has really made its fare
well tour.
/ In the indianapolis Star there appeared
a few days since poem headed "Shylock
/ and Bluebeard," the paper rather sheep
/ ishly explaining the day following that 1t
should have been headed "Skylark and
/ Bluebeard." It's funny what a difference
Ia few hours make.
/ II is hard to understand why so much
stress Is laid upon the news item that
Emma Goldman is in Jail il would be
rather startling news If she were not.
/ Everybody wants to take hand in the
/ discussion about sending the negro troops
| to the Philippines except the Pulajanes
and they are more interested than any
body
/ Mr.. Roosevelt says that DR. Hale re-
minds him of Timoleon. The only earthly
good We can see In a remark like that is
/ that il causes nine-tenths Of the people
/ who read il 10 get busy digging around in
/ the library 10 ind out who Timoleon was
/ The Hon. John Lawrence Sullivan IS so
/ jOurning in England No doubt he and his
good friend, King Edward VII. will have
the time Of their lives talking over the
good old days when they were twenty-one.
/ The Cleveland Plain Dealer says that
/ the age of a japanese woman can be told
/ by her dress We fancy. however, that
she knows how to get around that fool
/ ish custom
The Treasury surplus will be hard put
I from now until the 4th Of March to
/ escape with its life
There is a present shortage of cars. and.
| Of course, that is distressing but not
nearly so much so as the shortage Of
/ passengers caused by the numerous
wrecks.
Mr.. John Sharp Williams stated disin-
cliuation TO reside ut the White House
because its too damp" may, We pre-
sumo, be classed as dry humor.
China is TO discourage ancestor worship.
| What's the matter with China? Haven't
! they any sons and daughters Of any
thing over there?
And now President Diaz has griev-
ance against the colored troops Of Uncle
sam Perhaps that is just Presidential
courtesy"
A Frenchman has invented a wax bull
let which can be fired point blank at a
human being and strike him without in
fiicting the slightest injury. This. how
ever, Will hardly make French dueling
any less deadly
Chicago is to have a baseball union
Strikes. naturally, Will be very plentiful
Mr.. Rockefeller has donated 100000 for
missionary work on the Upper Nile.
Mr.. Rockefeller doubtless looks upon the
Dark Continent as a fine field Of endeavor
for his particular product.
If ye have tears to shed. prepare to
shed them now. The once aristocratfc
strawberry marmalade turns out. under
the pure-food law, TO be grass seed and
pumpkin,
The public seems little less enthusi-
astic than formerly for a train that can
run so fast it will meet itself coming
back.