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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
THE THIRD HOUSE.
Legislative Annex Of the Special In
terests In Congress

terests In Congress.
The third house, as the lobby is some
times called, is the legislative annex
Of the special interests. It is the
house of special representatives, and
It's membership is curious study in
The widely different.
Its meeting place is the lobby and
committee rooms of the nations capt.
tol, the hotel rotunda, the lawyers
Office, the street. the banquet room,
the little back room, the bar. the road
house, the home the brothel-any-
where the legislator may be found and
personally approached. That is the
object Of lobby-personal contact
with the peoples representatives and
the influence upon legislation worked
thereby.
If legislators were perfect, there
would be no lobby. If they were per-
fectly wise, there would be no occa-
sion for the lobbyist who desires ito
inform" them; if perfectly honest,
there would be no occasion for the
lobbyist who desires to ''make it worth
while" if perfectly patriotic, there
would be no occasion for the lobbyist
who desires for himself "a little per-
sonal favor"-at the peoples expense
The existence of lobby is promised
on human frailty. It IS present to
prey on human Weakness to warp the
action of the legislative body by APP
peal to vanity, ignorance, cupidity or
fear-Gilson Gardner in Success Mag
azine
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
California Excursion.

On account of the Mystic Shriners'
Convention and Conference of German
Baptist Brethren at Los Angeles. Cal,
the Minneapolis and st. Louis r. r.
will sell tickets to San Francisco and
Los Angeles, CAL, from April Is to
May Is, limited to July 81 for return
passage, at rate of one fare for round
trip. Rate will apply going via any
direct route, returning via any other
direct route. Stop-over privileges
granted at any point. For further
particulars call on agents Or address
A. Is. Cults, G. P. & T. A., Minnea-
polls Mimi. 20
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Wallpaper at Sc per Double Roll.
Lift j. H. FORSTER.
Real Estate For Sale or Rent.

FOR SALE-Syndlcate Block, Meridi-
an Block and Mrs. Boesch's resi-
dence on Broadway.
FOR RENT-After May lst. Store room
now occupied by Model Drug Store.
For RENT-After May lst. Flat above
Pfefferle's Grocery.
Hetlinger property, lot s, block l39
south.
FOR RENT-The Store Room next to
Pfetferle's Grocery.
FOR SALE-Galles property on South
State Street Il lots and improvements,
will be sold cheap.
200 acre farm in Section 10 & Is,
Township Of Mulligan, good soil, val
liable Improvements, S45.00 an acre.
Inquire of ALBERT STEINHAUSER.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Bargains in Farm Lands.

If you want to learn about except
zonally rare bargains in South
Dakota farms lands or unusual bust
ness opportunities in the new towns
in the magnificent new country being
opened by the Minneapolis and ST.
Louis r. r. extension write for
beautiful illustrated descriptive pam
phlet ON the New Empire, the
farmers and stockman's paradise.
This pamphlet will be mailed free. A
postal card will do it. Write at once
$. before edition is exhausted, to A. B.
4SCutts, G. P. & T. A, Minneapolis,
* inn.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
IMPURE FOODS.
Tricks Of the Trades Recorded by !

Tricks Of The Trades Recorded BY .
Diarist of 1888.
THE pEfe food question is as old"
said an antiquary. as the hills
He took down a volume bound in
gray calf.
"This is the diary" he said, .'of Helm
dch Cruger, born in Amsterdam in
l724; died in New York in 1870. Listen
to the pure food kick that Henry put
up in 17S3."
The antiquary read:
/ Monday, 18th October-If / would
drink water l must quaff the mawkish
contents of cursed open aqueduct,
exposed to all manner of defilement
/ the town.
| AS for the intoxicating potion sold
as Wine, it is vile, unpalatable and
pernicious sophistication, balderdashed
with cider, corn-spirit and the juice OF
aloes
''The bread is deleterious paste,
mixed up with chalk, alum and bone
aSneS, lnSlpld to the taste and deStruc-
tive to the constitution
''The table beer, guiltless Of hops or
malt, is vapid and nauseous. The tai
lowy, rancid mass called butter is
manufactured of candle grease and
kitchen stuff. The fresh eggs were
/ fresh once.
/ ''The green's are boiled with brass
halfpence in order to improve their
color, while the pickles. though very in
viting to the eve, are often insupport.
ably rank to the taste, the reason
being that in their case also the house
wife has boiled shillings worth or
two of halfpence or pound brass
weight in the vinegar.''-New Orleans
| Times-DemOcrat.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
John Millions COTTAGE.

One Of the best preserved historic
country houses in all England is John
Millions cottage at Chalfont st. Giles
to which the blind and aging poet fled
when the great plague swooped down
on London. That was in July, 1865
and Milton had just finished Paradise
Lost" and received five pound note
for it, with promise of three more
five pound notes if the poem sold four
editions Of 1900 copies each. The cot
tage stands at the top Of the village
and it is in practically the same con.
dition as when Milton left It, Here
the poet received his distinguished
guests during the latter part Of his life
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Miss, Mrs. and Mistress.

Miss" is an abbreviatio Of "mis-
tionary explains, is the proper style Of
the wife of an esquire or gentleman.
BY DR.. Johnson's time it had become
''the term of honor to a young girl
In the earliest part of the eighteenth
century, however, it was used respect
fully of girls below the age of ten
alone. After that age miss" was
rude, implying giddiness of behavior.
In Smolletts writings an unmarried
woman of mature years and her maid
are both Mrs 1t is certain that
miss has grown older, SO to speak,
while master has become confined to
boys.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
THE MORNING WAKING.
Getting Up Exercises That Will Put the
Brain In Order.

Brain In Order.
The difficulty most people experience
in getting up in the morning can be
easily overcome by simple operation
according to medical authority. Aft
er the nights long rest the brain is
laden with somewhat impure blood, and
the lymph vessels which remove waste
matter are overfull and sluggish. This
is why we all crave another ten min
utes in bed and why most people are
so morose at breakfast Very slowly
the brain gets rid of the matters which
interfere with its vigorous action, but
the process can be expedited.
If the finger tips are placed against
the neck just under the ear and moved
swiftly down to the front of the Shout
der along the course of the jugular
vein, the used up blood is drawn away
and room left for a fresh supply. This
should be done twice at each side of
the neck Then the hands should be
placed on the back of the neck just
under the skull and moved downward
as far as possible. This clears out
the lymph vessels and effectually pre-
vents swollen glands, from which so
many people suffer.
After two brisk rubs of the lymph
vessels return to the jugular veins and
then back to the glands, half dozen
or eight times, until the operation will
be found far better than a cup Of cot.
fee, and whenever the brain is dull
through congestion this massage will
be equally effective.-Pearson's.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Turner Hall
Program of Classes in Gymnastics.

Boys class, ages to IL: Wednesday
afternoon, 4::30 to $50; Saturday
forenoon, 900 to 1915.
Boys class. ages Ii to Id: Monday
and Thursday afternoons, 4:30to $50
Youths class, ages IA to II: Monday
evening. 7:30 to S:45 and Friday eve
ming, 7:30 to $50.
Girls class, ages to IL: Tuesday af-
ternoon, 4:30 to $50, and Saturday
forenoon, l0:15 to $780,
Girls class, ages II to 10: Tuesday
and Friday afternoons, 4:3O to $50
Misses, class, age over Is: Wednesday
and Saturday evenings, 7:3O to $50.
Ladies' class: Thursday evening, 500
to 900.
Mems class: Tuesday and Friday eve
nings, $50 to 9:45.
Fencing class: Sunday forenoon, 1000
to IL 80.
Sunday School: Sunday forenoon,
1920 to 11:45.
HERMAN HEN
Instructor.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Corrected April 10, 1907

Cures permanently the cases he UNI
dertakes and sends the incurable home
without taking a fee from them. This
is why he continues his visits year
after year, while other doctors have
made few visits and stopped. DR..
Jones is an eminently successful spec
ialiSt in all chronic diseases, proven by
the many cures effected in chronic cases
which have baffled the skill of all other
physicians. His hospital experience
and extensive practice have made him
SO prohc1ent that he can name and To-
cate a disease in few minutes.
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness Diseases
of the Ear, Nose Throat and of the
Lungs (and Consumption in the earlier
stages) are to be cured when DR.. Jones'
methods are applied.
Granulated EyeIids and Cataract per-
manently cured by his Absorption
Treatment.
Glasses fitted and Guaranteed.
Cross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Astonishing cures are readily made
in cases of Chronic Rheumat ism, Pa
ralysis, Epilepsy and Skin Cancer.
Treats all durable Diseases of the
Heart, Blood, Skin, Liver, Stomach,
Kidney, Bladder, and of the Nervous
System, and Female organs
never-failing remedy for Big Neck
PILES, FISTULAE and RUPTURE
guaranteed cured without detention
from business. Special attention given
to all Surgical cases.
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
Are you nervous and respondent;
weak and debilitated; tired mornings:
no ambition-lifeless; memory poor;
easily fatigued; excitable and irritable;
eyes sunken; red and blurred; pimples
on face; restless, haggard looking;
weak back; deposit in urine; distrust-
full; want of confidence; lack of energy
and strength, sleepless?
DISEASES OF MEN AND PRIVATE
DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
Blood Poison, Syphilis, Structure,
elect, Spermatorrhea, Varicocele, Hy-
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WONDERFUL CURES
Perfected in old cases which have
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No experiments or failures. No incur
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Consultation Free and Confidential
Address DIR. ADDIsON-JONEs,
1901 Lake Ave-, Chicago.
Reference, Drexel State Bank.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Zephyr, Cipher and Zero.

Zephyr" and "cipher" and Zero
are words that come to the English
from the Arabic "sifr,' which meant
literally empty and SO nothing and
the figure that represents nothing. In
medieval Latin this figure was called
both "ciphra" and "zephyrum,' the lat
ter probably from association with tie
phyrus" or something even lighter
than air; hence through the Italian
"zefro" there is the word Zero as a
doublet with cipher"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
This will Please The Gr0cers.

Washington, d. c., Jam, 19O7.-There
has been filed with the Department of
Agriculture here. one of the strongest
documents we Lave ever seen. It guar
santees that Jell-O and Jell-O Ice Cream
Powder re strictly pure and comply with
the requirements of the National Pure
serial number 1884. and protects absolute
1y all wholesale and retail groCers who
handle the products named. Je1l-O and
Je1l-O Ice Cream Powder are well thought
of in Official circles and their purity and
wholeson1eness has never been question
ed.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
A Paradox of Poets.

"Poets have always had scanty en-
couragement."
yes answered the sad eyed youth
with inky fingers. "The idea seems to
be that poetry is something everybody
ought to read and nobody ought to
."-Washington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Settlers Rates To Minnesota, North and South
Dakota. and Canada,

On every Tuesday during March
and April the Minneapolis & ST. Louis
r. r. will place on sale special second
class settlers tickets at extremely low
rates for benefit of settlers to the
Northwest Call on Agents for rates,
or address, A. B. Cults, G. P. & T.
A., Minneapolis, MINI.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
l7'InlIH IVIlIllIi EIVII Observation-Disclosures
Send Your Cattle and Horse Hides

to the Crosby Tristan Fur Company, Roch-
ester, N. Y, and have them converted into
coats, robes. rugs, gloves and nlittens;
buy. Never mind the distance, "Crosby
pays the freight" See our new illustrated
cata1og page Is. If interested send for it.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Run In Series.

"And is this to be your last tour Of
American" asked the reporter
ST hope not answered the mature
star of the dramatic world.
"But it's advertised as farewell
Eyes, a mere farewell. It's not 6
farewell farewell, you may notice"
Philadelphia Ledger.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Her CATER Euo.o

First Gossip could tell you pref
ty tale about Frau Weber, but one
ought not to speak evil Of the absent
Second Ditto Never mind. Go on.
Her pet dog is here you see.-Humor-
istische Batter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
She Helped.

Rayner-It took nerve, didn't it, to
break yourself Of the habit Of smok-
ing at your age7 Shyne-It did, you
bet! But my wife er-has plenty of
that Chicago Tribune.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Love.

Sillicus- How can man tell when
he is really in love? Cynicus-He can't
tell till it's too late. Philadelphia Rec
ord.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
ASK For Aliens Foot-Ease, A Powder.

It makes walking easy Cures Corns,
Sweating feet At all druggists and Shoe
Stores, CSC. Don't accept any substitute.
sSample'Free. Address, Allen 5. Olms tead
Ne Row. N Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10

Comfort is but homely name for
happiness North.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
Danger In LinoIeum Making.

In the manufacture Of linoleum no
unprotected lights are allowed in the
mixing department. This is on account
OF the great danger of exploding the
cork dust floating in the air. An addi-
tional danger in linoleum making is
that the mixture of cement and cork
dust has the unpleasant property Of
spontaneously igniting if left in a
warm place. 1t is therefore custom
airy to mix the material sackful at a
time in order to reduce the risks Of an
explosion.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-04-10
A FIGURE of Speech.

Dad" inquired Freddy, what is a
figure of speech?"
where's your mother?' asked dad
cautiously
"She's downstairs" answered the
boy
.Well, then" began dad, "a figure of
speech, my son. is woman" -Har-
per's Weekly.
New-York tribune., 1907-05-11
Down like dog on the highway,
anu ne lay in his blood on the highway with tn
punch OF lace at his throat

And h. P0wn Do n Ike Ike dog on the highway.
bunch Of lace at his throat.
And still stu Of 9t i, winters night they say when the
Wien the moon is ghostly galleon tossed upon
When the road is a ribbon Of moonlight over tn.
hshwayman I,y59a comes riding
hghwsyman comes riding. up to the Old lnn-door
over the cobbes he clatters and clangs in the dark
And he taps with his whip on the shutters. but all
TT, Is locked and barred:
be Wsa tune fbsrt to the window and who should
But the landlords back-eyed daughter.
- Bess, the landlords daughter,
flaltng dark red loye-knot into her long black
In work like this Mr.. Noyes discloses his true
gifts. The human motive. touched with roman
tic passion, engages his sympathies thor
oughly as to react upon his handling Of form,
and he comes nearest. when under its kndng
influence. TO the spontanety which is one of the
first of poetic virtues His diction, too Is cari-
fled and strengthened by the fervor he draws
from the right theme. Several of his lyrics are
pleasing, but 1t is in narrative that he
excels He should avoid the kind of poem he
has tried TO write in "A Night at ST. Helena
Napoleonic piece in which he makes the fallen
Emperor address his physician in lines like
these
This is the kind of dream that harnesses
Ones nerves, and gives cancer in the stomach.
hardly think that YOU can help me much
Now; you had better leave me. l may sleep
Good night.
This is sheer prose. and dull prose at that
Compare it with THE Highwayman' and it is
obvious that Mr.. Noyes is uneven. But looking
the work in this volume $ whole are
struck chiefly by its vitality. by the note in it
Of fresh feeling, wholesome ambition. and gem
uine aptitude Mr. Mabie, in brief introduc-
tion, welcomes him with cordiaity which we
share He begins well. II he guards his facility
and postpones trining with the epic form for a
decade or two, his talent may mature into some
thing of value to literature.
New-York tribune., 1907-05-11
FAMOUS CATS.


From The London Academy.
French writer has been compiling an an:
thoogy OF famous cats or rather the cats -
famous authors. which may serve as COM
panion TO that quaint little volume Il Histoire
des chiens ceiebres.'' in whose pages our grand
fathers made their first acquaintance with the
French tongue. IL appears that quite a num-
ber OF eminent French writer's have been con-
spicuously addicted TO feline society. not TO
mention TasSo and PetTarch among the Italians
Solange Clesinger the erratic daughter of
George Sand. records that on visit 10 Sainte-
Beuve she found eat and kittens in occupa-
tIon of corner OF his room-
Is there subtle affinity between French
literary greatness and gTimalkin? Sir Isaac
Newton and DIR. johnson among the few
English writer's whose cats have for a moment
detained the pens of their biosraphers. And
the correspondent of contemporary has beer
attrbuting the old story about the large and
small noes cut in the door. which used to be
told Of Newton. to Ampere, the great sleCeyle1a4
and Erepchman.
New-York tribune., 1907-05-11
Literary yNesvs and Criticism.

ne tens strange story of his own. and then
'he book Is devoted to stories of his fulfilled
prophecies. Some Of these, like The Sign Of
venus and THE Bridal Pair" are distinctly
MYSTERIOUS and not altogether satisfactory. In
'"eiS' IKE The Tree of Dreams or "Ex
uiid' winch are built upon firmer ground
MT chambers moves with greater freedom and
Is more convincing. The book as whole Is lust
clever enough to inspire a wish that the autbor
might have brought greater gifts 70 his tosk
New-York tribune., 1907-05-11
JUVENILE.

STRANGE STORIES OF THE CIVIL WAR BY Robert
Shakelton, John HabbertOn William J. Henderson, I.
Z. Chittendsn Captain Howard Patterson, General
G: A. Forsyth and others Illustrated. l6mo. pp.
'21S (Harper & Bros)
STRANGE STORIES OF 1912 BY ". j. Henderson,
James Barnes. Francis sterne Palmer. 8. O. W. Ben
tamin and others Illustrated l6mo pp xii 219
CHarper 4 BTos)
EXMOOR STAR: OR. THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A
PONY. BY \. r. Bonser. With plates
ana numerous black and-white Illustrations. limo
up. vi. 100 "a, :. Barnes x Coz
THE STORY OF THE AMULET BY e Neshit With
forty-eight illustrations by ii. r. Miller. l2mo. Do
3IS. (E l.. button & COZ
A fairy
THE CARROLL. GIRLS; OR. HOW THE SISTERS
HELPED. by Mabel Quiller- Couch Illustrated.
l2mo. pp. 3l2 &C. p. Dutton co..
The story four little English girls
New-York tribune., 1907-05-11
BOOKS AND AUTHORS.
Current Talk of Things Present
and to Come.

Andy Adams whose books about cowboy HE
have won SONS popularity, is publishing another
volume through the Houghtons this week II Is
called freed Anthony. Cowman: An Autooiog-
raphy." and II treats Of the whole business OF
raising buying and selling cattle. some MS
toric incidents form part OF the story.
New-York tribune., 1907-05-11
FICTION.

IN THE CAUsD OF FREEDOM BY Arthur March
With frontispiece In colors by Archie Gum.
12mo, pp. vi. 3IT tFrederCk A Stoke. Company
Reviewed In another column
BARBARA REBELI. BY Mrs Belloc- Fronts
piece by Gilbert White 12rno. STe IB. ". Dodge
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The story Of a English girl.
JENIFER by Lucy Meaoham Thruston. Frontispece
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< Coz
story OF the Carolina mountain districts
isPiece In color by J. II Calsan- i2mo, vi 2s3.
a love story, the plot OF which turns a mysteri-
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THE SLIM PRINCESS. By George AIDE. Illustrated by
George F Kerr. i2mo. pp no indianapolis: Bobbs-
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A satricaI tale OF the Orient.
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group Of Western stories
STOLEN TREASURE. BY Howard Pyle. Illustrated by
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Thrilling tales Of pirate ships and buccaneers
MIR. GOGGLES. BY H. Collins Brown. illustra-
tons by Eliot keep and from photographs, limo pp.
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An automobile story told In series OF letters
lustratcd by Alice Barber stephens i2no pp $50
indianapolis, Bobbs Merrill Company
Reviewed in another column
AS YE HAVE SOWN. BY Dolf wyllarde limo pp
2f3, Gohn Lane Company
A story Of fashionable London.
THE MIIITANTS. Stories of Some Parsons Soldiers
and Other Fighters in the World. BY Mary RAYMOND
Shipman Andrews Illustrated I2mo pp ST5
tChares ScgiEners SonsI
New-York tribune., 1907-05-11
DRAMA.

THE. GODDESS OF REASON 4 Drama
BY Mary Johnston svo. pp. 234 Gdoushon. Miriin
& CoD
\ drama % the French Revolution.
THE DOUBLE LOVE. a Tragedy in Five BY Ar
thur Dougherty Rees I2mo. pp. S. philadelphia
John = Winston Company
\ play of American life
GETHsEMANE AND AFTER. A New settins Of a. old
Story. BY the Rev cyrus Townsend BRADY. l6mO
pp 217. tMoffat. Yard q Coz