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The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
GOOD NsTURED AGAIN.
Good Humor Returns with Change 10
Proper Food.

For many years / rss constant
surcrcr from indigestion, and ner-
VOusHcss amounting slmost 10 pros
tIstiou, writes Montana man.
Ny blood VAS Impoverished, the
vision VAS blurred and ,esb, with
moving spots before my eyes This
VA a steady daily condition. grew
IlI-temp.I and eventually yOt so
nervous / could not keep MY books
posted, nor handle accounts sAtisise-
toEily. | can describs my suffer
inEs
Nothing sts agreed with me-. Till
one day, | happened 10 notice Grape
SUITS ia grocery store, and bought
package, out oi curiosity 20 know
what u va.
1 Ilssd the food from the very
nrst, ealing II with cream, and now
! bay IL by the case and use 10 daily.
! soon found hat Grape sNus food
.ss supDl!iBg BRAN aud nerve force
as nO,nibE in tue drsg lins ever mad
done OF could 90.
1t rssnt Iong before I vas re
stored to health. comfort AMI hspp.-
ness. 1nrouEn the us. o. Grape SHts
food ny siE.stion has been restored,
my nerves are steady once more, M
sysSsnt 10 good again. my mentsi
faculties are clear and scat1. and ]
have become 90 good nRtur.d thai
my friends are truly sstonisnsd a.
tn. onanes. Fee younssr and bet
ter than nav. FOR 10 y.srs No
amosnt OF money eOuid induc. me 10
ssrrebdsr what hsvessinsd through
the sss Of Grape Nuts food Sams
given BY Postum Co, Battle Greek,
Mich. There's reason Read the
Httls boot. The Road 10 Usllyllle,
In ptss
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
The RetoTt Courteous.

An omnibus fun of young Partisan
students was rolling down the street
when a quiet looNnr old gentleman
in priests attire got i'm The students.
angry at the interruption beKou using
bad language in the hope of driving
him outside. But the priest took no
more notice than If the bus had been
perfectly empty. At last lac rose to
get ont.
Then he turned, and very politely
said. Till we meet again. gentlemen 90
Goodbye old chap. shouted one
we don't want 10 see YOU again
Pardon me- replied the priest, we
are sure 10 met again ! am the
chaplain Of Mazss prison. '- london
r. Pa Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
PANTOM MIN & S.
Which are at Present Most Popular in
ENGLAND.

Childrcu's tales belong 10 all the
world, In this respect England is
the home OF pantomimes. which keeps
alive such tales, selections from them
for performance in Great Britain this
last Christmas season are OF interest.
OK tue l2o psntomimes thus chosen
The Babes in the Wood scored the
the mos, representations with twenty
four productions TO it's credit AT diff
ferent theatres Cinderella" always
popular. came next, with seventeen.
Fourteen houses gave Aladdin
ten Red Riding Hood; eight each
Dick Warrington and Robinson
CrUsoe, Mother Goose and Sin
bad the Sailor" filed the bill in seven
theatres apiece; the Forty Thieves
and "BlUebsard' each IN Eve: "JAck
and the Beanstalk, "Goody Two
shoes, each in three. "Puss in
Roots and the Sleeping Beauty
had respectively two houses sci spsrt
Tor them. But the Fan one with
the Golden Locks, The House that
Jack Built "Bo-peep,' Jack the
Giant Killer" and Little Hans
Anderson could boast only one
apiece for their performance. This
list II Will be seen. ignores number
of old nursery tsles - Beauty and
the BsaSt,' Jack and Jill" The
! Queen Of Hearts simple Simon,
"GoossN Gander' and Robin Hood.
Children fond of these omitted pan.
tomimes, however. may take heart. for
they are sure 10 he sreviyed.-Harper :
! Weekly.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
How 10 Lose Ground.

God hath a thousand keys 10 open
thousand doors FOR the deliveTance
OF His own when il has come 10 the
greatest extremity. Let us he faith
ful and care for our own part, which
Is TO do and suffer for Him, and lay
Gods part on Himself. and leave IL
there: duties are ours, events are
the Lords.
When our faith goeth 10 meddle
with events, and 20 hold a court Of ]
NAV so speak upon Gods proyi.
dence. and beginneth 20 say, How
wilt Thou do this or that we lose
ground. We have nothing 10 do
there. IL Is our part TO let the Al.
mighty exercise His own Office sud
steer His own m.-Rutheriord.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Boarding House conumdrum.

why Is woman like sn air.
shin" asked the thin boarder.
Hard 10 manage suggested the
man With the fst wife.
Good. but not the correct an
swer' said the thin one
Takes 80 long 10 get her started?' p
suggested another.
That's not a..
We'll, .e give II up" came the
chorus.
Because when she goes up Ia the
air you can't tell what shes soi1s 10
do nsIt.'. .YonkeIs Statesman.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
lonr Opportunity.

Cod has made YOU after His own
plan. aud lie places YOU just ~hers
lie wishes you 20 work With Him 10
bring about the highest results foi
yourself He has given you ever,
opportunity. Make yourself what
YOU vill-remember IL lies with you
God can make no miststes!-Alict
Freeman Palmer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
The Difference.

What she asked, is your idea
of the difference between verses and
poetry"
Well" replied Bosdslev, Il heard
OF a fellow the other day who had
made a fortune writing verses. That's
the principal difference. - Chicago
Record Herald.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Himself.

Mrs. Ggica8 80 Hou managed 10
gcr 10 the bargain counter for me.
did YOU see anything real cheap
tb""e."
GrIggs Yes: I caught a glimpse
Of myself in mirror - Boston
IIansCupl.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
An Tnuritten Lawyer.

so ,opT son is soiag 10 apply for
admission 10 the bar? ! didn't know
that ne had ever read law
He hasn't ~ Is his intention TO
practice The unwritteu kind There
seems TO be considerable doing ia
that line lately. Chicago Record
LeLhId.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Moving Pictures That Talk.

The "chronomegaphouc' is the
scientific name gwen 10 new appars
Ws invented by " Leon Gaumout ~
Paris. A moving picture is thrown on
screen. and a. tho figures move the
curouomegaphonc gives them speech.
We thus yet combination Of cine.
matoRraph and phOnoeraph. London
Magazine OF Commerce.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Suspicious Signs.

"You better hurry up en- collect de
rent from Br'cr WillianIs
Pow come
"WeH. fer De las s.x nights he
been a-siugiu' 'Jcrusalem My Happy
Home, en- It's my opinion hes
a-aHiu ter move. Atlanta Constitu-
tiOn.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29

Tratc Father OtO SOM -- ITS as
tonishinE, George, how much money
YOU need!
Som don't need any, father;
It's the other people who need il -
Ticgende Blacttpr.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
out of the Question.

Walton Are YOU sure that the
Smythes haven't any children
Dalton-"Why, OF course not. Mr..
Smythe is worth more than S15C,-
600. Sun. d.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Net IspsIIlt.

"Papa, what is a Dividend ."
ct is what is left over, my son,
after the president, the board of di-
rectors. the legal Representatives and
the politicians have gotten through"
Life
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Our Nearest Approach.

"IIave you any decorations in
Amprics like the Victoria Gross, for
example,
"Er-er-wcll, I think perhaps the
double cross is our nearest approach
10 it."-New Orleans Times-Demo-
CIaL
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
thangrabic.

Patience -- Don't lou think his
conversation is monOtonous2
Patrice--" Don see how II can be;
he's always talking about The wealth
er. Nonkers Statesman
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
His joy.

"What DO lou most enjoy about
automohiiing?'
The sense of rclior" answered
Mr.. Cumrox, when / get to the end
Of IA "trip and find that nobody has
been hurt. Washington Star.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
just ~ Well.

Magistrate -- Prison OPP, Why did
YOU throw that plate At YOUR Wite'S
head"
Accused - Nothing else was At
hand, Your Honor.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29

British midas Government is sue
CessiuliN making Quiniur Of which
immenSt Quantities are sold by IL
through he post Offices
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Oblising.

Prisoner-"Ill reform. Judge. II
you'N give ne time.
Judge -"All right. TIL giye you
thirty days" - Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29
Not Bent Long.

On matrimOnN he was beut.
fut ere the honeymoon
Was er he d spent ms final cent
Oh, lie Nds straiteuei soon.
Philadelphia Ledger.
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29

II woman spends more than ten
minutes in arranging her hair the ~.
suit is cOInure. AichiSOn Globe
The Olneyville times. (Olneyville [Providence, R.I.]) 1887-1917, 1907-03-29

The longest telephone line In the
world extends from Bangor, Ne, to
Omaha kBl3
Arizona republican., 1907-08-25
Mike0'FIaraty BuySa House

Mrs. Malone-Say. Mrs. O'Flaraty. how are you? Mrs. O'Flaraty--Oh, am just feeling fine. You know I went rite down to Massie's second hand store and bought one of them bed springs and mattress. and now life has opened up anew for us. Mike puts in ls hours on the Noble block every day and sais he feels like boy. Say. bless the happy life of you, we will niver forgit you Mike has bought a 5-room house and We are gowing to Massie's tomorrer to get the furniture: here is the list We made out Saturday. l cook stove. l kitchen table. 1 ice box. l ex- tension table. 1 iron bed. 1 spring. matras. cots. matras for the cots. 6 chairs, rockers, l for Mike and one for me-; % yds. mating. 4 drop rugs. all wool art squares. 3 blankets. 2 comforts. ? pillows. l dresser. l wash stand, and a hat rack. Now I can get all this at Massie's for slO0.O0. Mike sais he will not spend a bloomen cent anywhere else. O I wish worreds would permit me to tell you how much more wee enjoy life since wee got the other furniture at Massie's. Massie will get all of our trade and Mikes brother is a coming out and you bet wee will steer him to Massie's second hand store. Massie has second hand guns and renches. blows. grindstones. O he has everything.
 See him. Massie. the second hand man. Phone Main 351.
Arizona republican., 1907-08-25

appeared. Dad said those were his ! sentiments. too. By this time they were driving along a ranch where was
 posted sign "No hunting allowed" Following this discussion a white
 wing appeared in the perspective near
 high hedge fence. Dads aim was
 good and the bird fell. The high grass . actor immediately leaped out to re- | trieve his prey. He approached with
 the stealth of an Injun with his eyes rivited on the bird. Before him was the hedge fence. In this fence was d gateway. but Dad didn't see it A few steps more and he would have . the object of his hunt. As he stopped to gatAer il in, the soothing tones of high pitched and nasal voice of a wo- man stung its way into the sensibili- ties of the unwise and unsuspicious Spooner. Hey. there don't ye tetch that bird" Dad would have jumped higher only he was never much for high vaults. He would have reached for tree only 1t was not near enough In the gate suddenly appeared d wo- man with the adornment of red hair. not the drug store kind. It was red as hell. Dad said afterwards
 Dad did not really want the bird. anyway. as there were plenty more that were easier to get. So he landed in the buggy and signed for Phil to drive. He made signs for other things Phil says it took his horse a week to turn round and get out. Dad thought it was a little longer. Being of an in quisitive mind. Phil naturally asked him why he did not get the bird. But Dad still made signs and shook his head as the cold sweat began to evap- crate. Phil still insisted for an an swer.
 Finally Dad came to. "Why. Phil. thought the whole darned hedge fence was on fire Is there anything I can do for you:" asked Phil wishing to oblige the man. Give me a drink of water. dam it."
 Dad must have carried a @ karat opal that cay for besides his red head ed woman experience he tore his pants getting over a barbed wire fence. and he was not getting over very fast either. Not near so fast as he got away from the hedge fence.
Arizona republican., 1907-08-25
BAD DREAMS.
Frequently Due to Coffee Drinking

One of the common symptoms of coffee poisoning is the bad dreams that spoil what should be restful sleep. A man who found the reason says:
 "Formerly I was a slave to coffee. I was like a morphine fiend. could not sleep at night. would roll and toss in my bed and when I did get to sleep was disturbed by dreams and hobgob- lins. would wake up with headaches and feel bad all day. so nervous l could not attend to business. My writing looked like bird tracks, l had sour belchngs from the stomach, indiges- tion. heartburn and palpitation of the heart. constipation. irregularity of the kidneys. etc.
 Indeed, I began to feel I had all the troubles that human flesh could suf- fer but when a friend advised me to leave off coffee I felt as if he had in- suited me. I could not bear the idea, it had such a hold on me and I refus- ed to believe it the cause.
 But it turned out that no advice was ever given at a more needed time for I finally consented to try Postum and with the going of coffee and the coming of Postum all my troubles have gone and health has returned. l eat and sleep well now. nerves steadied down and write a fair hand Gas you can see). can attend to business again and rejoice that I am free from the monster coffee"
 Ten days trial of Postum in place of coffee will bring sound. restful. re- freshing sleep. There's a Reason" Read '.The Road to Wellville." in pkgs. Some physicians call 1t "a little health classic"
Arizona republican., 1907-08-25
DAD SPOONER SHOWS
 THE WHITE FEATHER
Phil Wharton Saves His Life With a Cup Of Cold Water.

Dad Spooner has shown the white feather. And he is from Texas at that. Besides this he has played the part of an Indian so thoroughly that he could not be distinguished from the Apache Kid. In addition to all this cumulat i've evidence of nerve. he made a rec ord for bravery on a now historic rab- bit drive.
 The fact is, Dad backed water when he encountered a redheaded woman. It wasn't his wife for Dad would never have married a redheaded woman. His wife wouldn't let him. Dad and friend Phil Wharton the other day went hunting for white wings of which they are both very fond. As usual they were conversing about what bad men they both were. Phil lowed he was some tough himself He was tougher he thought than fried alligator. which is about the toughest thing that ever happened.
 Dad Spooner thought he ought to be considered a pretty bad humbre, too. He wasn't so tough when he was in the Buckeye state, but he decided ear ly in the game that he would go down to Texas and acquire some of the ruff fianlsm floating around there wearing six shooters and a fierce frown. So he went Since which event he told Phil. he thought he was nearly Immune from any more toughness. This im- muneness had made him very brave. Phil as he drove along remarked upon this recital. that he believed the two could stall the Japanese army If 1t
Arizona republican., 1907-08-25
FOR SAFETY IN MILK.
President Roosevelt Takes Action Against Use Of the Raw and
 Infected Fluid.

A recent Washington dispatch says: President Roosevelt has taken uo the milk fight The crusade against the sale and consumption of infected raw milk and the long campaign for the Perturbation of the milk supplies have aroused the interest of the pres ideEt to such a degree that he has au- thorized the assembling of a federal commission to make thorough scien- fife investigation into the whole problem.
 An aggressive inquiry. it was learn ed today. is to be instituted immediate ly, and the official in charge of the work will be Surgeon General Walter Wyman, head of the Public Health and Marine Hospital Service The president, personally familiar with the work ot the Nathan Straus infant milk deoots in New York City, has taken the liveliest interest in the pro- gress of the several federal bureaus in Investigating the milk problem. espec- lally in Dr F. c. Schroeder's demon- Sirations of the communication of tu- herculosis to human beings. in Prof Rosenaud's stud, of the effects of Fasteurization, and in the work of the committee that has investigated the milk supply of the District of Colum- hia.
 The commission will be made uo of government experts representing all inc bureaus having to do with a ques- uon Of such vital interest. IL will be more comprehensive than the local commission was and it will follow Hurgeon-General Wyman's program.
 The authorization of a federal com- mission represents a great step in ad- 'ance in the fight for pure milk. Re- -llts of the utmost importance may confidently be expected, not the least ', which will be that when the inquiry .' concluded there will be American "Apert testimony to quote from instead 'i going to Paris or Berlin for author liies 10 support American contentious.
Arizona republican., 1907-08-25
Of Local Interest

BACK EAST.-The Southern Pacific is today announcing additional Back East excursion sale rates for Septeln- Der II, F, i3 and 30. and october l and
 FUNERAL OF MRS. PAINTER. - The funeral of Mrs. Matte J. Painter will be held from the parlors of Mohn and Driscoll at D. m. Rev Govette will officiate. The body will arrive from Prescott this morning accompa- nied by the son and father of the de- ceased. Friends are invited to attend
 A BIRTHDAY PARTY-Mrs. C. P. Collins and Miss Mildred shepard en- tertained cro~'d of friends at the formers home at 12S North Tenth Avenue. The occasion was the birth day of both entertainers. who received upon this event number of nice presents. Refreshments were served. music furnished enjoyment. and a very delightful time was spent.
 ARE LOADING UP-The Mexican Stars, now known as the Maroons, since the New York Store has turned over to them its baseball paraphernalia and maroon colored suits, are loading up with outside players for today's struggle with the All-American team. composed of the remnants of the Athletics and some new material to be used on the new associations Browns. A pitcher from Cananea landed in the old town tonight. who is said to be q stem winder. The Ath- letics and etc team will have Hull and Williams to dish out the benders. The Mexican supports are betting all kinds Of dinero on the Maroons. and will be on hard with q rooter's chorus shout ing Esoanol to the lung limit. It will take some pretty strong English to be heard above this pandemonium of sounds. The MeXicans will have some the best in the roasting as the- will nearly all understand what the Amer jeans are yelling. but the majority of the latter will not know what they are being called. IL Is said the Mexican band will be on hand. It will be hot old game starting at 3:30. and Kin sella will hold the indicator. The line up will be about as follows Athletics. etc. catchers. Magoffin and Harter; pitchers. Williams and Hull: first base Graham; second base Lutgerding; short stop Driscoll: third base, Stew erson: right field. Vincent: center field Rudolph: left field. Standbar: substi- tute. Millett. Maroons. catchers. or tega and Chutnicut; pitchers. Grijalva and Delgado: first base. Orosco: sec ond base. Scott: shOrtstop, ID. Grijal- va: third base, Casas; right field, c. Grijalva; left field. Jake Quiros: cen ter field, Luna; substitute. Pete Flores.
Arizona republican., 1907-08-25
FOR SALE
BEST RANCH IN THE VALLEY

CHOICEST LOCATION a4 of mile east of end Uf Indian school carlne on the Indian school road. 33k acres in all. acres of rich garden and. Balance Of tract in good alfalfa.
 GOOD WATER RIGHT
 Newly fenced into six fields
 ABUNDANCE OF SHADE and fruit trees of all kinds. comprising oranges. figs. almonds. pears. pome- ,ranates. etc. Also roses. palms and ather ornamental shrubbery.
 AN IDEAL HOMESTEAD. good four room cottage. also small outage. a new poultry house with en- closed wire yards.
 A FINE 60 fl. well of best water in the valley. with new pump. EVERYTHING IN FIRST CLASS
 CONDITION. PRICE S250.0O PER ACRE Terms: PART CASH; BALANCE 8
 YEARS. SEE
 HARRY C. THOMAS
 End of Indian School carline
 Phone County l9.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1907-08-09


MohobA, Miss, Adg. 4, 1901, Dear
Editor:-As l have not seen any
news from around here in some time
l will write again.
Mr.. joe Gray and his sister. Miss
Callie Gray, have retGthed home af-
ter a two weeks stat at Fl. Deposit.
Their hGftg Miss Moilie Bratitley of
Atmori'e, Ala. datne home with them.
She Will stay some title with them.
There will not be any meeting at
Mrs. NJ. Il. Gfayss' the third Sunday
in August. they have decided not. to
have it.
MIR. tohh Afford give the young
people an Ice Cream Stipper Satir2
day night. They had a glorioHs time.
MI. John Gray and family OF Cal
houn Ala, have come dver to Missis-
sippi hear M6hdBa to make it their
homie, We dire glad to see OR state
settling ilp.
Waterme1das are getting scarce
now, But POTATOES are taking their
place.
Mr.. II. d. Lister is sick with fever
but we Hope I'd see him up again in a
few days.
Wen 1 had BETTER not stay SO long
So t will fling off. If this escapes the
waists basket t will come again.
BtItE E4Es
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1907-08-09
ttceda1s.

tutedale, Miss, Aug, 8; l5dz-
Mr. aid Mrs. Frank Young have
moved Into their few hottie; on West
Main ST,
Miss Vdggi bAs returned to her
home iii Mobile after pleasant visit
to Miss Bgftha Isaacson.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. W. Young Rave
returned to their home after a pleas
ant visit I'd relatives and friends in
Th4thnsville; Ala.
Mr.. Dan Breidnd Wis a visitor il
our town Wednesday.
1tlcedaIe can Boast of a Jolly"
skating rink Which the young people
enjoy very much. !.
Col. T. r. James aha little Messrs
Witb1t Hugh aid 1rGRe McClanahan
leave Monday for Lo'tiin to visit fela-
tives.
Mr.: C. N. Bdfdm AID mother,
Mrs. Farrer; have returned to Maine
after Spending Several nloRths III LII
ttdale.
Mr.. john BfekgBs Is vefy sick at
his home on London St.
The Young folks enjoyed a Social
1T the home of MI. ana Mrs. L. G..
Sellers Thursday eveHiHg.
Mrs. J. B. Smith leaves next week
for SandersfiiTe where size VIII be the
guest of Mfs. D. R. Sanders.
Mrs. L. r. Priester has Returned
to Lutedale to the delight Of her ma
ny friends after an extended visit to-
her mother, Mrs. G.. w. Faulk at
Leales5tsil1e and to Springs at Sum
nit, Miss.
Mr.. and Mrs. 7. R: James spent
Monday in Mobile
Mr.. and Mrs. Hehtlaria BYRD Of
Leakes1ille are pleasant visitors at
Nj. G. E. Mevfcars.
DR.. J. D. Harrell Has been On tie
Sick list for theipa5t week.
C6STRibfsToR.
Greene County herald. (Leakesville, Miss.) 1898-current, 1907-08-09
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
! County Correspondence.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Pm



Dear Mr.. Editor Seeing my last
letter escaped the waste basket ! viii
Write again.
Mrs. Moilic beess is down from
Vinegar Bend IL attend her daugh-
tSe Mrs. Borena Mizell who is VERY
sick with typhoid fever.
Mr.. and Mrs. lobe Baxter Are tisi-
ting theif brother Mr.. John Baxter.
Mis-. q. E. EamBeth and Mrs. AL
ford spehti t. pledsaht evening with
Mrs. Lizzie Mi2ell yesterday.
Mrs. r. B. Knowles is preparing
to Visit hef mother, Mrs. C. NJ. Lis
ter.
Mr.. sthafa ahd Nolie Mikell went
ID their homie at Bnsbank Saturday.
Well I will ring off if l see this il
Print I will cofhe sgain
GOLDEN sL1pfEhs.