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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Thu Goat Comes First.

Switzerland is the. only country in
the world where the goat is placed
ahead of all other animals, and even
OF human beings. II a boy plaques
a goat he can be fined and sent to Jail.
II a person meets goat on q path.
and drives him aside he can be arrest
ed.
II a goat enters the yard of a person
not his owner and is hit with club or
stone the person guilty Of the offence
must pay 30 cents. II railroad train
sees a goat on the track the train
must halt until the animal can be
coaxed to remove himself. There's
many a boy in America who wishes he
were a goat In Switzerland.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
down on top Of sheet and spread out
and stretched.

down on top Of a sheet and spread out
and stretched.
Nearly all Of the thin lawns. mus
Inns. and organizes, II washed in this
way, without much rubbing. will not
suffer from laundering; indeed, they
seem to come out with an added daintf
ness. Care must be taken. Of course
in the choice of the lace that is to 60
on the washable dress, for some lace
is very perishable. It is unlikely that
the process need be gone through
more than once or twice in season,
and these white dresses are capable
Of surviving many washings. 1t Is the
rubbing that wears out and destroys
delicate fabrics, and the cleaning
without friction makes the frock last
much longer.
The cheaper cotton fabrics nearly
all wash well-lawn, domestic or
candle, dotted swiss and mercerized
muslin can be done up each week, and
with ordinary care and the least pos
sible rubbing they will come out look
ing like new.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
His Finger imprInts.

OF Count julius Andrassy, whose
monument was recently unveiled at
Buda-Pesth, the Neue Presse gives
the following incident: Count Andras-
sy had habit Of smoothing with his
hand his richly oiled hair. One day
an important document had passed
the Austrian council Of ministers, In
the contents of which Count Andras-
sy was interested. Shortly afterward
the Austrian president of the minis.
try said to one of the ministers:
"Cotnt Andrassy has read the latest
document" How do you known" Il
find on 1t the imprint of Count Ad-
drassy's fingers" responded the presi.
dent with a laugh.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Her Pointed Retert.

When the old lady put her head out
OF the window and inquired Of the
young railway porter what the train
was stopping for the young man
thought he would have a little fun at
the old lady's expense.
Engine was out late last night,
ma'am,' he remarked with q smile,
$50 she's got a thirst on her this
morning; they're giving FER a drop o
wine"
"Ah! It's water said the old lady.
"If you'n wait q minute. ma'am.
he grinned. 'I'll inquire whether
they're givin' her port wine"
"Never mimi came the answer.
"don't you trouble. young man.
thought perhaps by the way we've
been getting along she was run on
sloe gin!'-London TitBits.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory II the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, 1t is usually neces-
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness Of the fabric Is
hidden behind a paste Of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trou-
BILE can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as 1t can be applied
much more thinly because Of its great
er strength than other makes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Courage.

Three tired citizens-a lawyer, q
doctor and newspaper man--sat in
a back room recently in the gray light
Of the early dawn. On the table were
mauy empty bottles and a couple Of
packs of cards. AS they sat in silence
rat scurried across the hearth into
the darkness beyond. The three men
shifted their feet and looked at each
othef uneasily. After a long pause the
lawyer spoke:
II know what you fellows are think
ing" he said: you think 1 thought
saw rat, but didn't"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
People Tell Each Other About Good
Things.

Twelve years ago few people in the
world knew of such preparation as. q
Powder for the Feet. To-day after the
genuine merits of Aliens Foot-Ease has
been told year after year by grateful per-
sons, it is indispensable to millions. 1t IL
cleanly, wholesome, healing and antiseptic
and gives rest and comfort to tired aching
feet.
1t cures while you walk. Over $4,000
testimonials. limitations pay the dealer
a larger profit otherwise you would never
be Offered substitute for Aliens Foot
Ease, the original foot powder. Ask for
Aliens Foot.Ease, and see that you get it..
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Will Madame Merri please give
some information as to how a bridal
party stands during the ceremony,
how the participants enter and who
walks beside who. Rural.
The best man usually accompanies
the bridegroom and awaits the bride.
who usually enters with her father,
preceded by the bridesmaid or maid
Of honor During the ceremony the
groom stands on the right OF bride.
best man next to him, bridesmaid at
the left Of bride. and holds her bou-
quet. In going out after the cere-
mony the best man and bridesmaid
follow the bride and groom.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Two Advertising Truths.

A sap millionaire and an actor
manager were talking business.
81" said the actor manager, have
discontinued the use Of posters. My
announcements appear in the news
papers exclusively. / have learned
that those who don't read the papers
don't go to the theater."
you are wise," said the soap mil
lionaire. "And / do like you. Long
since discarded every form of ad-
vertisement save that Of the press,
finding that they who didn't read a
daily paper had no use for SOAP"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Please name some subjects for
"toasts" which I might give to few
to prepare before the event.
Subscriber.
1895 1907
Mr.. and Mrs. John T. Black
At Home
Wednesday evening
August the tenth
from
Eight until eleven.
This form is the best to use, sim
pie, and gives full particulars In very
few words. For toasts the following
are suitable: How to Be Happy,
Tho Married" Our Husbands" Our
Wives" "'rhe Next Twelve Years
"How to Manage a Husband"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

This is simple little design of con-
volvulus and leaves for center of
doileys, sides of little bags. or tops Of
pin-cushions. The whole is worked in
cording-stitch, and may be in one
color. two or more shades OF color, or
pink for the flowers and buds, and
greens for the leaves. The stalks and
tendrils, too, can be in green. The pat
tern may be marked on the material
by means of a tracing-cloth.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Japanese favors, and those made
from crepe tissue paper are as mex
pensive as you can buy. However, at
the favor counters one can often pro-
cure novelties at very low figure.
The tiny Jap" parasols, lanterns,
fans and dolls are always popular and
pretty; also the caps, masks and
squawking birds.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

among the people Who srssted a.
Presidcnt upon hin arrival at Oyster
Bay" says an exchange. none ~
tracted so much attention % . woman
who carried two children IN hor arms
and led another by the hand" II
strikes us that q capable woman like
that would attract attention anywhere,
Washington Post
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Give Defiance Starch fair trial.
try It for both hst and cold starching,
and II you don't think you DO better
work, In less time and at smaller cost,
return 1t and your grocer will give ~
back your money.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
SHIRT BLOUSE FOR GIRL.
Effective Made Up In Almost Any
Kind of Material.

Almost my kind of blouse material.
either wooden, cotton, or silk, could be
used for making up this very useful
shirt blouse; it is fitted across the
back by pointed yoke of double ma
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Favors for a DANCING Party.

About the middle Of August wish
to give dancing party. and wish you
would suggest what to have for IA
vors. They must not be costly.
E. M. j.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Europe's Extinct Aurochs.

Professor A. Martens of Magdeburg
has reviewed all the early literature
and documents relating to the famous
wild OK of Europe, the aurochs, or
urus. and shows that 1t was not iden-
ty, $4,000 won't pay for the build
animal also lived in Europe in the
time of the aurochs. 1t Is on record
that herd of thirty aurochses were
living in Poland in 1864. In 1927
a few half-domesticated aurochses
were still in existence, but the race
has since become extinct. The typ
ical color of the aurochs was black,
but there was a gray variety In Po-
land and a red one In Germany.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

FITS, st. Vitus Dance and all Nervous
Diseases permanently cured by DIR. Kline
Great Nerve Restorer. Send for Free 81. 90
trial bottle ard treatise. DR.. X. ii. Kline.
Id. 03l Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Madame Merris Kindly give An
13Ppsoprtately worded Invitation 70 .
Then wedding anniversary. am to
use linen and indelible ink and tie
With linen tape after your suggestions
IN the paper.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Growth Of LANGUAGES.

All Of the languages we know Of
grew out of other languages. Latin
came from Oscar, Etruscan and
Greek.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

A young woman may do as she
pleases in regard to giving her fiance
an engagement present, but would
not give diamond pin. or diamond
in any form, unless II happened to be
his birth stone (ApriD. Have some
thing individual, handmade scarf
pin. seal ring. locket. pendant or a
necktie clasp Any OF these articles
may be especially designed. made and
marked with the date Of betrothal
Any man would certainly appreciate
such token.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
IoweII on slnoerltx.

No man can produce great things
who is not thoroughly sincere in deal
ing with himself.-Lowell.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
ADVICE FROM NINE. MERRI.
Proper Gift Engaged Girl May Offer
Her Fiance.

Will Nine. Merri kindly answer
the following questions? Is 1t Gus
tom for young woman to give her
fiance token Of remembrance when
he gives her the engagement ring.
and might that token be diamond
stick pin.- Anna. .
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Every good and great man Slows
greater az the sunset Of his yssf3
gilds the glory Of his lofty soul.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Who Should Speak RIrst.

1t is contended that on the first
meeting after an introduction that the
woman should speak first or make
the first advances towards recogni-
ton, but on future meetings, while
they are of casual acquaintance, that
the man should bow or speak first.
Opinions differ. and the decision IL
left to you. Jack.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
MADAME MERRI.

1T IL not a sign that a girl is eco
nomicai just because she cuts down
the number Of candles In her birthday
cake" remarked the observer OF
events and things. Yonkers States
man
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Lewis Single Binder straight &c ciga
made of rich, mellow tobacco. Your deal
er or Lewis Factory, Peoria, Ill.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Men enjoy doing anything they
don't have to do for a living.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

I know that II has always been
the custom to say that the first sign
Of recognition should come from a
woman. but think both parties are
equally concerned, and It Is very easy
to ascertain after short time wheth-
er q failure to speak is accidental or
Intentional II a young woman fails
to recognize man several times in
succession, he may be sure she does
not wish to continue the acquaint-
ance. fs9s
MADAME MERRI. !
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03
Not Comfortable.

I'm going OF into the mountains
this summer and get close to the
heart of nature" said the dreamy girl.
II once went of into the mountains
to get close to the heart of nature"
said the matter-of-fact man. Il sought
the woods and lay down close to her
throbbing bosom. But found she was
full Of red bugs and other penetrating
insects. So arose and gloomily
sought the artificial city"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Initiative "Meslah" Bird.
The messiah" bird of India excels
all others in its initiative powers.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1907-08-03

Women of . nervous temperament
should have eight hours Of sleep 70
keep IN good health
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
THE RATTLER'S BUTTONS.
Dc Not Rely on Them to Tell the Age
Of the Reptile.

Dc Not Rely on Them to Tell the Age
Of the Reptile.
II IS a very common fallacy concern
ing rattlesnakes that each segment OF
the r4+de indicates a year Of the SER
pents existence, and 1t will probably
be accepted until some one devises
safe method of examining the teeth.
One has only TO stand for half hour
In front Of the rHttlers' cage at any
geological garden or museum to hear
1t repeated several times. together with
many other bits Of misinformatlon
which make the average mature sto
ry' seem a statement OF bald fact by
comparison,
Although the young rattlesnake
comes into the world equipped with
but a single button on the end Of It's
tail, when a year old It may have as
many as a half dozen segments, while
,hree a year may be taken as fair
average development In hunting
crawling over rough country aud
through tangled brush the rattles are
apt to be injured or lost and occaslon-
ally a very large specimen is seen with
but two OF three segments. while one
Of the banded variety procured 10
Pennsylvania for the Bronx ZOO was
less than three feet IN length and pos
sessed seventeen perfect rattles, the
absence of the terminal congenital but.
ton demonstrating that one or more
pieces had been lost
a segment is added "a the rattle each
time the snake casts its skin and this
may occur every month Of the snakes
active season, which in the northern
states lasts from early May until the
first severe storm of winter drives II
to the den for Its long hibenation.
This casting of the skin. which is com
mon TO an serpents and many Of the
lizards, is a curious provision to pro-
tect the reptile from disease and dis
comfort, and, like most OF natures pro
visions Il is a wise one.
Since the day when the serpent was
condemned to crawl abjectly on its
belly. instead Of wriggling gracefully
upon is tail as a puniRlmept for
Whispering suggestions iorn the it4lh
into the eager ear of I've Il has been
peculiarly liable to injure It's sensitive
integument aud. spending It's exist
ence ia close contact with the ground
II becomes the unwilling host Of many
ticks and parasites which are harbored
by the decaymg vegetation. Any un-
fortunate who has accumulated a few
wood ticks and laboriously removed
them from his hide with the point Of q
knife and ammonia Sill appreciate how
much easier IL would be 20 grow new
skin and envy the serpent the ready
means az It's disposal 10 rid itself Of
the unWclcome pests. Francis Met.
enlfe ~ Outing Magazine.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25

From time mmemorial there had
been a law in AppIegate, County War.
wick England, TO the eject that the
mayor had the best Of everything in
town. and, for instance. should one say
he had the best coat in the place me
must add the words. except the may
or"
One day a stranger came 10 Apple
gate and had dinner there at the inn.
after payilg his bin be said TO the
landlord, "I've had the best dinner IN
the country"
The Landlord-Exeept the mayor.
The Stranger Except nothing!
AS result the tourist was called be-
fore the magistrate and fined fl0 for
his breaking OF the laws of the place,
When the man had paid his dne he
looked around him and said slowly,
I'm the biggest fool in town, except
the mayor IIarper's Weekly.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
SIX. SEVEN AND EIGHT.
His Horses, His Carriages and Fiis
Reserve Fund

His Horses, His Carriages and Fiis
Reserve Fund.
Townsend Percy. speculator and pro-
moter, who made and lost more than
one fortune In the course OF his life,
used to be fond Of repeating some of
his mothers witticisms at his expense
generally brought about by his extrav-
agances during his periods OF prosper
ity. Once Percy had driven four in
hand for n year. when an unfortunate
deal made it necessary for him TO
reduce his expenditures and sell his
horses, on which occasion she said to
him:
Townsend, don't you think It would
be better TO drive one horse four years
instead of four horses one yearY
Another time. when on the verge OF
financial crash. Percy stin owned a
considerable stable and gave no oat-
ward sign Of pecuniary embarrass-
ment His mother met an old friend OF
the family about this period, who con
graduated her Gu her sons success in
life Il am glad THAT Townsend is do.
ing so well," said the friend
"Yes. indeed" remarked the old lady.
Townsend has six horses and seven
carriages and Ss.P- Harper's Weekly.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
cATARRH CAN NOT BE CURED.

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as
they cannot reach the seat of the dis
ease. Caiarrh is a blood or constitu-
tion9l disease, and in order to cure
it You must take internal remedies.
unlrs Catarrh Cure Is taken internal
ly. and acts directly on the blood and
mucous surfaces. Halls Catarrh
Cure is not a quack medicine. 1t was
prescribed by one of the best physi-
clans in this country for years ard Is
regular prescription 1t IS compos-
ed of the best tonics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting
directly on the mucous surfaces The
perfect combination of the two ingre-
dlents is what produces such wonder
full results in curing Catarrh. Send
for testimonials free.
- j. CHENEY & CO, Props
Toledo. Ohio.
Sold by Druggists, price 75c
Take Hairs Family Pills for consti-
patton
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25

August 1906 Preciado was q citizen
of Mexico living iu Brownsville. and
claims 10 have been wounded in the
hand BY soldiers of the United States
In the riot at Brownsville; and there
fore. demands $4,000 damages from
or government the State depart
ment denies that American soldiers
did the injury with the knowledge or
consent Of their Officers. or after the
officers had such notice Of impending
trouble as to put them on their
guard and oblige them to take pre-
cautionary measures. preclado re-
plies that this position Is contrary to
the declarations Of the President Of
the United States. and the testimony
on the subject I'm other words Pre-
ci do takes the Roosevelt view Of the
riot. while the State department in-
sists on the Foraker view II is a
pretty case
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
THE NERVOUS MAN.

His Complaint and How the Noise
Nuisance Was Remedied.
He was a nervous man, and he had
Just moved into a new boarding house
isn't there any way TO stop those
people across the street from having
their coal delivered at 8 O'Clock every
morning2 They seem TO get about n
dozen tons a day and to have It poured
into the cellar at that unearthly hour
Il don't see how can very we'll con
troll the neighbors.' replied his land
lady. "but ! win see il anything can be
done"
About ten days later the new board
er had occasicl TO thank her for her
efforts.
'T'U glad you succeeded in having
that noise stopped" he said, 1T is a
great relief to ME. Have they got their
coal AL in or do they cave & delivered
at some other timeY
"Neither," said the landlady. "They
deliver it every morning at 3 o'clock.
just the same as usual"
you don't mean-why well how do
they get it down without making any
soundT
"They don't 1t sounds just the same,
but You have grown accustomed to it."
Il find it hard to believe that"
"Set your alarm clock at 8 for few
mornings aud satisfy yourself I've
rented that room before. New York
Sun.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
The pahIla and the FuehsIa.

The dahlia rivals the hanson cab In
the matter of having smothered the
memory Of the man after whom it was
named. But persons who use It ut
least pronounce hanson" as Joseph
Hanson pronounced his surname,
whereas probably most people call the
flower "daylia," thus getting hopeless
~ remote from the Swedish Dr. Dahl.
the pupil of I.innaeus. who brought
this Mexican plant into cultivation in
Europe How many who know the
fuchsia have ever heard Of the six
teeuth century German botanist Leon
hard Fuchs? Germany. by the way.
calls the dahlia "Georgine" in honor OF
another botanist. Georgi Chicago
News
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
A Royal Rsprlmand.

A tutor was once employed TO teach
the son OF a king. The Young prince
was sometimes disobelient But in
the esteem of the tutor it was not quite
proper TO whip the son OF a king with
a common switch SO to The lapel OF
the boys coat the teacher pinned a
piece Of purple ribbon When the
young prince manifested disposition
70 defy authority the Instructor point
ga with the end Of tile rod q the pur-
pie ribbon on his coat This WIS an
appeal 20 his royal blood
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
Rheumatism

have found a tried and tested cure for Rheu-
mntismi Not romedy that viii straighten the
distorted limbs Of chronic cripples, nor turn bong
Erowths back 70 flesh again. That is Impossible
But can now surey Kill tho pains and pangs OF
this deplorable disease
In Germany-with Chemist in the City OF
parmstadt-I found tho last ingredient with
which Dr. shoop's Rheumatic Remedy was made
: perfected. dependable prescription. without
that last ingredient. successfully treated many.
many cases of lthnuinatsm; butnow. az last, ttmi-
somly cures all ourable cases Of this heretofore
much dreaded disease. Those sand-like granular
wastes found IN Rheumatic Blood. seem 10 dissolve
and pass away under the action Of this rclnedy az
freely as does sugar when added 20 pure Waaer.
And then. when dissolved. these poisonous wastes
freely pass from the SYSTEM and the cause Of
rheumatism is gone forever. There Is now no
real neel-no actual excuse 20 suffer longer with
out help. Wo sell. and IN confidence recommend
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1907-11-25
A srALwART KEPT GUESSING.

President Roosevelt has evidently
befogged the usually clear brain Of
former United States Senator Spooner
for he said when asked whether Mr.
Roosevelt win be candidate for
president again? Cod alone knows.
He has said he won't be a candidate
He has said he will be a candidate.
He is impulsive He IS erratic He
Is honest in his desires but the man
doe not live who can say whether he
win run again or not Th2ts il
Teddy keep the rascals guessing.