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The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11

And now, Sir Mark, he is in Lon
don, waiting to see YOU
The baronet started to his feet. I'm
London-waiting? He has served his
time, them"
"No-he has escaped. 1 assisted
him"
"You-you? don't understand.
Why did you do this?'
Sir Mark, | saw that there was only
II thing to be done, and did it. You
told me that you wished to know the
truth in cas- of anything happening to
YOU. Free, | can have your son identi-
lied to your satisfaction. In a convict
prison that would have been impossi-
BILE. You could not have visited him
except in the presence of a warder.
No one could. The only way in which
you could satisfy yourself was by see
ing him here. You. have but to say
the word and | will bring him"
But who is to Identify him."
The farmer who brought him up till
he was twenty-who saw him tried
and convicted. | have wired him to
be at my office in London early to-
morrow"
But il he recognizes him as the
convict he will d%enounce him to the
authorities! The young man will be
recaptured! The scandal will be
known to the world!"
NO. The farmer is an honest, kind
hearted old fellow. He did not pros
ecutc John Wilson years ago. He will
not betray him now. will make sure
of that before l bring him here to
confront him with your son. When
shall it be-"
"To-morrow - tomorrow" gasped
the baronet. Let me be convinced at
once, and then if | am sure this
wretched man is my son | will provide
him with the means to leave the coun.
try"
There will be no need for that. If
you accept him as your son and give
him he right to take your name and
the means to live according to his po-
sition there will be no fear of his be-
ing recognized by the police. The
smartest detective in London would
never think of suspecting that the son
of Sir Mark Buckingham was John
Wilson, the escaped convict"
He must leave the country" ex-
claimed Sir Mark. 81 shall insist upon
it. He must not come back to England
until-until-I am dead. Only on that
condition will l help him now"
Very we'll, Sir Mark. | have no
doubt your son will see the wisdom Of
agreeing to anything you propose. And
the interview - the Identification
what time tomorrow shall that be
and where?"
Here. At 9 tomorrow evening""
The detective bowed and took his
departure.
With a heavy groan Sir Mark sank
back in his seat.
When a few minutes later Lady
Buckingham, anxious and nervous, en-.
tered the room, she found that her hus-
band had tainted.
CTo Be Continually
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
eLEEP BROKEN BY ITCHING.
eczema Covered Whole Body for Z
Year-No Relief Until Cuticura
Remedies Prove a Success.

For a year 1 have had what they
call eczema. l had an itching all over
my body, and when l would retire for
the night it would keep me awake half
the night. and the more l would scratch,
the more it would itch. 1 tried all
kinds of remedies, but could get no re-
lief.
Il used m cake of Cuticura Soap,
one box of C%uticura. and two Walls of
Cuticura Resolvent Pills, which cost
me a dollar and twenty-five cents in
all. and am very glad l tried them, for
I was completely cured. Walter w.
Paglusch. 2O7 N. Robey St.. Chicago,
III. Oct. 8 and 16. 1906"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
Cat Farm in Oklahoma.

Jersey cat farm is the very latest
industry to be established in this part
of the country. The farm" is about
eight miles west of here, directly on
the Cherokee and Usage nation line,
There are nearly six hundred cats OF
all kinds and descriptions.
The owner, John Polston, formerly
of Ozark, says:
II hope to be able to produce a jet
black cat that will sell for ladies neck.
wear. I can raise about two thousand
cats every year at a cost of less than
10 cents each, and any old hide will
bring from so to so cents"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11

Size that up with
what you and your
n~eighbors have been
getting on SIS and
500 land, and you'll
see where you get off.
The Pan Handle
farmer of Northern
Texas, Western Ok
lahoma and East
crn New Mexico
has got you skinned
a mile Tbereso
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
What Is Wholesale?

According to Acting Commissioner
of Internal Revenue Robert Williams,
Jr., it does lot take much to make a
wholesale" sale in the liquor business.
He says:
"a shipment of one barrel and one
case of an Identical wine on a single
order and in a single consignment con.
stitutes a single sale in quantity such
as may be disposed of by a wholesale
dealer"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
The Motorists Joke.

II think I'll try filing the tires of
my automobile with Illuminating gas"
said the amateur chauffeur.
Good joke" gurgled his fool friend.
Expect to make it light. Ha! hal"
Nothing of the kind" replied the
amateur Chauffeur; 81 thought it might
increase the speed of the machine.
Just think how the stuff makes the
wheels of a gas meter spin around"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
>. Hebrew

In his new book, Three Acres and
a Living" Bolton Hall quotes a He
brew proverb: IF a man make hut
q mousetrap better than his fellows,
though he makes his tent in the will
derness. the world will beat a path to
his door"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
lnexplicable.

An undertaken looked out of a win
dow and saw a tree blossoming in bill
lowy white, like a bride.
And a yellow butterfly tossed past
his window.
And the undertaken remarked that
he never had pretended to understand
this world.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11

says: Il had been
showing symptoms of
kidney trouble from
the time l was mus
tered out of the army
but in all my life I
never suffered as in
1897. Headaches, dir
ziness and %sleepless-
ness, first, and then
dropsy. l was weak
and helpless. having
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11

only n way to get ven with him -
pull up stakes and go to the Pan
Handle yourself. Buy a good big
farm for $40 or SIS an acre and see
how easy it is to get along.
You never saw better land for twice
the money in your life. l know
good land when / see it, and l know
the Pan Handle land is tip top
good chocolate loan, 4 to 8 feet
deep with clay subsoil; plenty of
water anywhere, 25to so feet down.
Rainfall is abundant.
Why don't you go down to tho
Pan Handle and get a farm1 1t
would pay you to take a trip down
there just to look around. 1t
doesn't cost much: only 500 from
St. Louis OF Kansas City and SIS
from Chicago, round trip. The
Rock Island Frisco lines have four
routes to the Pan Handle each
one goes through a different part of
the country.
mighty Interesting reedingl Another about
* n, Still another about New Mexico
about the Pan Handle Country before you 60
down there. Do you want onei
Che Rock Island Frisco Lines have no land
Tor sale, and are only Interested in getting
good. energetic settlers for the desirable, but
unoccupied. lands along their lines.
thave chosen several specific sections where
conditions are especially favorable for new
Settlers, and l am advertising these sec
lions. II you would prefer some other section
than the Pan Handle country look for my adj
verttsements in other issues of this paper,
~ or write me for specific
l@|llL $! J! $: 5: $: s: !: J: =; !; =; :; :: ; :; 4: :: !;
~UN~ literature about the Sec
v&4 st0I0I ton you are most inter.
estea in.
~ 1916 La Sale Station
@e3 : s $ J: e; ;:: e: Il; + +: T.; !;
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
/ HIS !
NGE

is the agent who has had the matter
in hand lately. Perhaps we shall hear
something definite from him at last.
Whatever the news is, Janet, l will
gone"
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11

A man often finds himself when he
looks misfortune in the face.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
A TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE.
How a Veteran Was Saved tho Ampu-
tation of a Limb.

B.. Frank Doremus, veteran, of
Roosevelt avenue, Indianapolis, Ind,
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11
The Irony of Fate.

He-So Smythe has been run over
by an automobile, Ell? How did it
happen?
She-The Door fellow was STOPPING
over to pick up a horseshoe for luck.
The Sisseton weekly standard. (Sisseton, Roberts County, S.D.) 1892-1929, 1907-10-11

You never Will develop good in any
SO long as you see no good in them.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26

Gets up IN the air-The tenor.
when a man is short he hopes il
won't be fol long.
EE For Sale-Large Miller's Combi-
nation Safe. For particulars enquire
at Capital office.
In the fat woman's dress a good
deal Of material goes TO waist.
"A new hat may not exactly intoxi-
cate q woman, but 1t goes TO her head.
DeWitt's Little Early Risers, relia
BILE little pills. Recommended by
Feldmeyer Bros, Druggists.
1t would take more than yeast Ia
make some fellows raise TO the oc-
casion.
Any man might raise whiskers,
but his wife wculd probably raise
objections.
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup Is
absolutely free from any oDiate or mar
cotic. Contains Honey and Tar. Sold
by Feldmeyer Bros, Druggists
The people who are in peck OF
trouble don't always ask for good
measure.
About the best recruiting scheme
the devil even got up is to have q man
slip on cake of soap in the bathtub.
Eat what you please and take lit
tie Kodol For Indigestion after your
meals. 1t digests what you eat. SOLD
by Feldmeyer Bros. Druggists.
A man wants good things TO eat.
but he would rather pretend he is
satisfied with bad things than dis
charge the cook.
Its only fair to college education
TO admit that most boys who have 1t
known how to accept an Invitation III
the proper way.
Mothers who give their children
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup in
yariably indorse it. Children like {
because the taste is pleasant. Con
tains Honey and Tar. Conforms to the
National Pure Food and Drug Law.
Sold by Feldmeyer Bros. Druggists.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
SKIN SOFT AS A BABYS
AND WITHOUT A SCAR

have a cousin in Rockingham Co.
who once had skin disease from her
birth until she was six years of age.
Her father had spent fortune on her
70 get her cured and none Of the treat
meuis did herany good Old DIR. c.
suggested that he try the Cuticura REM
c,.ics which he did When he com
menccd 10 use 1.-THE child was almost in a
solid scab He had used it about two
months and the child was well. was
there when they commenced to use your
Cuticura Remedies. stayed that week
and then returned home and stayed two
weeks and then went back and stayed
with them two weeks longer and when
i went home could hardly believe she
was the same child Her skin was as
soft as baby's without scar on it. /
rave not seen herin seventeen years but
have heard from her and the last time
heard from her she was well. That is
where / became acquainted with Cuti-
c,ira. hope this may be of some SER
vice to you in the future. Mrs. w. p.
lngle, Burlington, N. c., June 16, 1905"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
rIrrs TIREs or HIs HosIE.
Negroes Request for Thirty Years in
Navy Defeated by Finger.

NcCfO's Request fOF JnlfIy fears N
Navy Defeated by Finger.
"Ah wants T. inl-ist"
Samuel Franklin Fits. gigantic,
muscular and black as coal. thus
tersely delivered himself TO Chief
Masier-at- Arms at the navy recruit
ing station. How long kin An get
In foh?" he asked.
-Four years is the longest term"
was the reply.
only foh?'
well, we could make It thirty
years, after you've spent your first
four years in the service"
Dat suits me-. responded Fits.
The applicant was asked the usual
list OF questions When IL came to
the one as to whether he was mar
ried or single, Fits said:
"Yassah, Use hitched."
well, what will your wife say
about your leaving was put to him.
'Whatll she say? OATS no bus
ness o. mine. Abs jus wantin' Z git
a long absence from home, 70 she's
done said too much already.
On account of finger missing
from his hand, Fits was rejected,
and he probably Will get what his
name implies when Mrs. Fits hears
OF his plan for leaving her.-Pitts-
burg Gazette.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Irish wit.

Pat O'Hooligan gave dinner to
some of his friends His wife had
prepared only one chicken which Pat
proceeded to carve to serve his
guests. Turning to the lady seated
nearest him he asked very politely:
"What part will yez hey. Misses
Murphy"
"Oi'll take the leg, if yez PLACE.
soir,'
Pat next turned to little Murphy.
"And what part iv the bird will
yez hev, young MANI"
"Oi'll take a leg, If 1t PLACE We,
soir," replied the little Murphy.
Then Pat addressed Mr.. Murphy.
whats yer choice iv the bird? VIII
We have the white meat?"
"Oi'll take another leg, soir, an
much obliged fer the question" said
Mr.. Murphy, who always followed
his wife's example.
'Begorra, exclaimed Pat, "phwat
do yez think I'm carvin'-a spiderr
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Deafness Cannot Be Cured.

BY local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inhamed con-
dition of the mucous lining of the Eust-
achian Tube. When this tube is iniam-
ed you have rumbling sound OF inn
perfect hearing. and when it is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, and unless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condition
hearing will be destroyed forever; nine
cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
wich is nothing but an inhamed condition
Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars TO
any case of Deafness caused by catarrhr
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars free.
F. J. CHENEY < CO..
Sold by all druggists, 75c. Toledo, o.
Take Halls Family Pills for oonsti-
patton.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26

thing, and often I could hardly straighten
my back. The aching was bad in the
daytime, but Just as bad at night, and
was always lame in the morning. l was
bothered with rheumatic pains and drop
steal swelling of the feet The urinary
passages were painful, and the secretions
we're discolored and so free that often
( had to rise at night. / felt tired all
day. Half box served to relieve me,
and three boxes effected permanent
cure"
A FREE TRIAL of this great kidney
medicine which cured Mr.. Justus will
be mailed on application to any part of
the United States. Address Foster-Mi
burn Co, Buffalo, n. Y. Sold by ak
dealers; price, fifty cents per box.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Using His Friends.

When Thomas A. Edison was liv-
ing in MEMO Park a visitor from New
York said to him one day:
"By the way, you front gate needs
repair. 1t was all I could do to get
1t open. You ought to have 1t trim
med, or creased, or something"
Mr. Edison laughed.
"Oh, no." he said. ''Oh, no"
"Why not?' asked the visitor.
Because" was the reply, every
one who comes through that gate
pumps two buckets of water into the
tank on the roof.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
4 Woman Tells How to Relieve
Rhenmatic Pains.

| have been very great sufferer from the
dreadful disease, rheumatism, for number
of wears. l nave tried many medicines but
never cot much relief from any Of them
mill two wears ago, when bought bottle
~ Chamberlain's Pain Balm. found re-
lief before had used all Of one bottle, but
kept on applying It and soon felt IKE :
Inherent woman. Through my advice many
OF my friends have tried It and can tell you
how wonderfully it has worked.-rMRs'
SARAH A. Cole, lao ). New 81. Dover
Del. Chamberlain's Pain Balm Is lni-
ment The relief from pain which u aiioTos
Is alone worth many TIMES its cost II MAKES
rest and sleep possible FOR -sale "
FeIdmeyer Bros Drug Store.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
WORLDS EMOLLIENT
Is Cuticura Ointment.

For rashes, eczemas, itchings, irrita-
tons, scalings and chappings, for red,
rough, and greasy compilations, for sore,
itching, burning hands and feet, for baby
rashes. itchings and chafings, and for all
the purposes of the toilet, bath and
nursery, Cuticura Ointment, assisted
by Cuticura Soap is invaluable.
Complete External and Internal Treatment for Every
umer u infans Children and Adults consists Of Cuff
cufa soap t25c 20 Coanse the skin, Cucura Ointment
thc form Of Chocolate Coated Pills, 5c per vial co to
Purify the Blood. Sold throughout the world. Potter
.Jiug Chem. Corp, Sole Props. Boston, Mass
~ Mailed FREQ, " All About the Skin and Scalp.S
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26

Ayers Hair Vigor, new improved formula,
does not stain or change the color Of the hair,
even 70 the slightest degree. II your hair Isl
blond, gray. or even snow-white, Ayer's Hair
vieor, the new kind, will not make Il shade
darker. ASK your doctor II this is not so.
~. ..,,.,t.A ~. e,rv-u1nn &c. Aver Co.,
of ali Cur preparations 1oNelts -
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Tickets On Sale.

If those who have ordered tickets for
the Mark Twain lecture in person or
over the Capital phone will please
call at this Office, their orders will be
filed. The lecture is to take place
Friday, May 10 at the Executive
Mansion.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Making EN- Happy.

Before / accept any of your mon-
ey." said the charity collector, II
must know If it was made in a way
to make other people happy?"
1T was" replied the contributor.
Il am a divorce lawyer!"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
NIP 1T IN THE BUD.
First Appearance of Dand-ua n Fora
runner of Future BaIdneas.

runner of Future BaIdneas.
That such is the case has been con-
clusively proven by scientific research.
Prof Unna. the noted European skin
specialist. declares that dandruff is the
burrowed-up cuticie of the scalp. caused
by parasites destroying the vitality in
the hair bulb. The hair becomes lifeless,
and. in time. falls out This can be pre-
vented
Newbro's Hcrpicide kills this dandrun
Germ and restores The hal. = is natural
softness and abundancv.
Herpiciae is now used nv thousands or
reople-au satisfied that il Is the most
wonderful hair preparation on the mar
ket to-day.
Sold by leading druggists. Send 1oc. IN
stamps for sample to The Herpicide Co.,
Detroit. Mich.
For sale By Feldmeyer Bros-. Cty
Drug Store, Special Agents.
Two sizes-s0 cents and s1Oo.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Sam's Opinion.

1T is said that at least 3,750,000
women in France support themselves
by their own exertions, Sam; what
do you think of that?"
well, / think dat's downright
selfishness, boss, dat's wot Think"
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Free List Suspended.

Manager Hollebaugh, of the Colo
NAL Theatre, gives notice that the
free list will entirely be suspended
ON Wednesday night next at the per-
Torrance of Mary Mannering in
"Glorious Betsy
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26

bic o f
eight or ten
years. stand
ing. / suffered
the most severe
backache an d
other pains in
the region of
the dneys.
These were es-
pecialIy severe
when STOPPING
tn lift anv-
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Refore the BATTLE.

Mrs. Gasser-I was outspoken in
my sentiments at the club this after
noon.
Mr.. Casser-I can't believe It'll
who outspoke you. my dear7
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26

When the cold winds dry and crack
the skin get DeWitt's Witch Hazel
Salve. Sold by Feldmeyer Bros, Drug
gists.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
CHILD ALMOST
A SOLID SORE

From Skin Disease from Birth Until
Six Years Old = Father Spent
Fortune on Her Without Benefit
odd Doctor Suggested Cuti-
cura, which Cured Her in Two
Months, Leaving
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Executive Appointment

The Governor has appointed Will
lam Schmidt, Jr., notary public for
Baltimore city, vice Charles NJ. Conn,
resigned.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Osteopathist.

DR. McMains will be at Hotel Mary
land each Tuesday and Friday. m2
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
lrasa5IIs Washington & BALTIC
gsl,ond Company In Conneetion with
o.ersyivanIa and B. & o. Railroads.
Ia-eia edeci September lst, 1906,

r-.f.. leaving Annapolis connect with the
b, rs.v raia *. n. At Odenton, ana the Bal
,-,,.a-s X ohio Il. Il. at Annapolis Junction
$3.50 ealpts North, East South and West.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26

where are you going to with that
horse?"
'I'm going to try and sell i'm II
nobody won't buy i'm, I'm going to
try and give i'm away. If nobody
won't ave i'm then. well, I'm going
to take i'm in the woods and try and
lose m-Illustrated Bits.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
Colchester Company.
Fall sc Schedule.

LEAVE BALTIMORE FOR ANNAPOLIS:
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at...7 a. m
LEAVE ANNAPOLIs FOR BALTIMORE
Monday, wednesday. Friday,
at-.,...-....-....---.....-...-...5 p. NJ
LEAyE A VNApoLrs FOX RIVER LANDINGS.
Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays,
at...s.....t ss..t...s .lJ'lO n ia.
Excursion Tickets from Annapolis 10 River
Landings, good on day, IS cents.
For other Information apply TO Agents at
Wharves.
~ COLCHESTER COMPANY
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26

Farmer thought You said this
dog was all right for the rats. Why
he won't look at them.
Dealer-Well. that's all right for
the rats, amt it?-Ally Sloper's
Half-Holiday.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1907-04-26
an Old MANS TRIBUTE
An Ohio Fruit Raiser, IS Years Old.
Cured of Terrible Case After Ten
Years of Suffering.
When suffering daily torture
From. backaehe. rheumatic pain.
ANY III Of kidneys or bladder,
Turn 70 Doan's Kidney Pills.
A cure endorsed BY thousands.
,ead sn Cd mans tribute.

sidney Juslus, fruit dealer, of Mentor,
il;o. sys: II was -ured By Doan's
Kidney I - d Z severe case Of kidney