Bisbee daily review., 1907-09-14
HEAVY NEGRESS MAKES DEPOT
 BLUSH
Agent of Santa Fe at AIbu- querque Has Experience With 250-Pound Fairy That Shocks His SenSibiIitieS.

ALbUQUERQUE, Sept. 13.-Tfe
 Santa Fe depot was the scene of a
 disrobing act last night that for yigor
 of action and startling realism put
 all of the Sapphoistic stunts of the
 modern stage distinctly in the Has
 waser class. The heroine was a dusky
 belle from CeTilios, who tipped the
 beam in the neighborhoOd of 27O
 pounds. barring raiment, while Sta
 tion Master w S Field, of the Santa
 Fe, was the somewhat unwilling hero.
 The heroine who arrived on No. 1,
 westbound. train from Cerrillos, in-
 eonstserately declined to eAve her
 name for the benefit of an admiring
 audience; but she administered a wild
 and somewhat vivid assortment of
 names to Mir. Field, and to every one
 else on whom her eyes rested, which
 was entirely satisfying.
 It may be said without exaggrea-
 tion that the lady arriver in Albu.
 querque accompanied by a lifesized jag It grew with startling rapiditv
 during her stay here, during which time she managed to supply herself
 with large bottle of whiskey and a ticket to Gallup. Just before the train started for the west. the lady, her bottle and her jag. mounted the chair car of which the trio immediate ly took full possession. The car was trifle small for the lady without considering either the bottle or the jag and she was plainly cramped for room.
 The station masters attention was called to her by an outraged passen- ger, who found the 27Q pounds rest ing sweetly on his hat. When re- quested to move the lady responded in dulcet tones, that all Hades couldn't move her, statement which the sta. ton master was presently quite ready to swear to. Nevertheless, with cour- age born of inexperience the officer attempted to do the job and in a measure succeeded for he managed to get her from the chair car into the smoker, where she subsided long enough to get her breath. Then with the restoring effect of a swig at the bottle, the lady from Cerrillos started the fireworks again and even a half dozen Hungarian laborers who occupied the front end of the car found it necessary to get out. Then the officer, with the assistance of a station emplOye attempted to arrest the Cerrillos lady and take her to the county jail.
 By this time a considerable crowd had cOngregated around the car and interest was becoming intense The crowd looked on with much joy while the officer and his assistant prized the lady loose, first from the car seat, then from the door, then the car steps and finally landed her on the station platform.
 It was thrilling moment for the lady showed a constant determination to sit down and 27O pounds seated is q smewhat serious problem. Arriv- ed On the station platform her lady ship took one long lingering lhOk at the station master then threw her arms around his neck in an embrace that would have made Nethersole look 1 like an iceburg. It was a clinch. and although the station master yelled ] break" it was necessary to pry the ] lady from Cerrillos loose once more. | Then began the crowning scene of the i performance. On the way from the l train to the station the lady shed her | skirt. Arrived in the depot she sat l flown on the floor in front of the | ticket windows and again announced | her intention to remain seated until | he neither regions congeaIed. Sud | ienly she changed her mind and in- ormed the station master that he | night take her to Hades and that 'he would be only too Pleased to stay here.
 At this point some progress was pade across the floor toward tine i. @ ..s.t staaat- -dnnr- and at- -nrnciSelv this moment another skirt 'ecame detached and the lady was hrust head first into a waiting cab while the crowd turned its head dis .reetly away It was thrilling cpl ode and one which 1t is safe to as- tune that the officer will not soon orget At last reports the lady was esting peacefully against the bars of cell in the county jail
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