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Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

Before using Doan's Kidney Pills I
suffered everything from kidney trou.
oles for a year and half. l had pain
in the back and head, and almost con.
tinuous in the loins and felt weary all
the time. A few doses of Doan's Kid.
ney Pills brought great relief, and
kept on taking them until in a short
time I was cured. think Doan's
Kidney Pills are wonderful"
For sale at all dealers. so cents a
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. 7,
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
Max Hotel Burns.

Sunday morning at o'clock, the
Lakeview hotel of Max was completely
destroyed by fire, entailing loss of
$4,000, with insurance amounting to
$4,000. All of the contents Of the
house were consumed and several
guests had narrow escapes in leaving
the burning building. The origin OF
the fire is unknown.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
500 Reward. 500.

est there is at least dreaded disease that science
has been able to cure In all tts stages and that Il
Ssrr HAIL. Cst .a Cure T. The only positive
being constitutional disease, requires constitu.
ttonsl treatment. Halls Cstsrrh Cure is taken In
surfaces Of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation OF the disease, and giving the patient
ing nature IN doing its work. The proprietors have
20 much faith IL its curative powers that they oel
One Hundred Dollars for any case that It fails q
cure. Send for list Of testimonials,
Address I. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by all Druggists, Csc.
Take tiars Family Pills for constipation,
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
HomEsrEApERs PROMPT.

Accident Benefit Paid ct Hettin0er-
Member Belonged at Bancroft, Iowa.
Henry Clements broke his arm at
Hettinger, N. D., and short time af-
terward filed a claim signed by DR.. G.
w. Kmery. certified by Frank Rhoda.
as soon as this claim was received q
check was issued and sent to the local
secretary of the lodge for delivery in
full payment of claim. That is what
makes the Homesteaders popular. It
Is noted for prompt and full payments.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
Wars Last Use Fled.

"War," said the truculent old gen.
eral, sis necessity. Science teaches
us that we must have war in order to
keep the population properly thinned
down."
Science once taught us so," the
apostle of universal peace agreed
"but you must remember, general. that
that was before the advent of the au
tomobile."
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
Fear of contaoion.

young matrun, upon entering her
nursery, found her youngest in tears.
why, what's the matter with Har-
ry?" she asked the nurse.
He's mad, num-" explained nurse.
because wouldn't let him go to the
SimmOnScs acrost the strate."
and why wouldn't you let him go.
NOra?"
Because, mum. they're havin' cha
rades, SO he said, an I wasn't sure
whether he'd had thin or not"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

they get out of order
It causes backache,
headaches, dizziness,
languor and distress.
ing urinary troubles.
Keep the kidneys
we'll and all these
surerings will be
saved you. Mrs. 8. A.
Moore, proprietor of
q restaurant at Wa.
&~~sv,SrN> A.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
She Wanted to Know.

She Wanted to Know.
He-Brains are not needed to win
success in these days..
Shells that an acknowledgment or
q boast?
Curiosity often hides behind the
mask OF sympathy.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
Consjderate.

Her very fleshy sutton had managed
to get upon his knees before her, and
was painting out his proposal, when
the telephone rang. Please" she sug-
gested, please stay still; I'll answer
it and be right back!"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
properiv Trained.

Howeil-It was wonderful how
Washington fought in the Revolution
with the little experience he had.
Powell-He had all the experience
that any man needs in fighting.
Howell-What do you mean?
Powell-He married q widow.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

"They call the lion the king Of
beasts" said the student.
YES" answered the teacher.
"Yet the book says that in actual
fighting lions are often cutters"
"Wel;, SO are some kings"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
His Exnerience.

His Experience.
Singleton-Do you believe that mar.
riage really broadens a mans mind?
Wedderly-I don't know about that
but it flattens his pohketbook. all
right.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

The fail at Wolfard has at last been
occupied. Two young men got fresh
and wele given a nights lodging and
Anad.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
A Chance,

A Change.
"He was utterly crushed when his
wife died, wasn't hep
Seemed SO. But he got utterly
mashed on young widow six months
later"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
DICKINSON WANTS HOSPITAL.

Dickinson Endeavors to Secure Loea,
ton Of II.
An effort is being made by the Com
mercial club of Dickinson to secure
the location of the Northern Pacific
hospital there. The hospital is to be
erected by the Northern Pacific Bene-
fetal association, and the local club is
doing everything possible to secure the
same, and have offered a site for the
building.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
Birds Of Evil Omen.

oTO0 OF EVU VnJens
The catbirds and orioles aboet town
are causing superstitious persons muca
discomfort. The birds have become
very tame, and fly to the windows OF
many homes, pecking at their images
in the glass.
This is regarded BY some people a.
an avil omen.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

Every woman who owns q sewing
machine has number Of attach
ments" that 60 With It which she mover
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

A man never knows how little he
knows until a woman begins to hand
him Information.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

GUNS, TRAPS, DECOYs. ETC. -
Lowest prices. Write for free catalog No.
N. w. Hide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis. MINI.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

to Crescent Creamery Co.. St. Paul MINI,
Write to-day for tags and prices.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

"GOLD SEAL" OvERsHOEs
are warmest. wear longest. II your dealer
does not have them. apply to GOODYEAR
Rubber Co.. st. Paul. MINI.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

"GOLD SEAL" is THE ONLY SEAL
Oil Overshoes and Oil Clothing tina, ndi-
Gates best made Ii your dealer docs not
Goodyear Rubber Co, ST. Paul. MINI.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

It's high finance II you win. but IT'S
highway robbery If the other fellow
wins.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

Wise is the man who expects the un-
expected to happen and is prepared
for 1t.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

Mrs. Wlnslos's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething soItens the gums, ie,ces in.
9amnlatton asys pain. wind collie hottie,
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

Near Rolette hunter drove into a
mans field and began shooting near
where the farmer was harvesting
grain. The team was badly frighten.
ed and broke the machine-and there
Is another land owner who will post
ETespass notices next year.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

GOLD COUNTRY" cEYLON TEA
worth dollar a ID. sold for Soc. Write VIM,
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

Every man has a worthless hobby
that he wastes lot of time on.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
Misunderstood.

Suitor Ito the only daughter of a
very wealthy widow)-Dear Gerte, will
you be mine
Gerte-Oh, lido not know. Pray
speak to mother first.
But unfortunately she has refused
met"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

You have no business with rel.eio,
until you have some religion in your
business.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

1t costs more to avenge a wrong
than 1t does to let 1t go by default
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
North Dakota
q News Notes

tOOtOall team.
Spoilers investigated the blind pigA
at Richardton.
Conditions have been good in Ran.
som county this fall.
A heating plant is to be put In the
court house at Steele.
There are lot of towns in which
the weeds weren't cut.
Winter wheat is becoming a popular
crop in North Dakota.
More new residences are being
erected at Devils Lake.
Liquor permits are difficult to Sc
cure in Barnes county.
Some people are beginning to pick
out their winter resorts.
Following the horse sale at Dickin.
son there was barbecue. :
The criminal crop in North Dakota
Is above the average yield.
The wheat yields around Warwick
are better than anticipated.
Emmons county farmers are send.
Ing out some fine fat cattle.
A timber wolf is doing q sheep
Killing stunt near Hankinson.
The smaller banks Of the state are
making an excellent showing.
The residence Of A. w. King of
Cogswell was destroyed by fire.
Thomas Vallancey has leased the
theater at Dickinson for two years.
The rural telephone extension has
reached Donnybrook from the north.
. -
The law requiring railroads to main.
tain lights at stations is to be tested.
II barley goes to 81 a bushel 1t will
be cheaper to drink whisky than beer.
Banker Hutchinson is to erect a
new cement business block at La.
Moure.
The Northern Pacific artesian well
at Glen Ullin is down 1000 feet and nc
water yet.
The Missouri slope country is ship.
ping out lot of fat cattle to the East.
ern markets.
There have been complaints of the
highway at the Great Northern gravel
pits near Arvilla.
There is night clerk in the Willis.
ton postoffice and the mail service is
greatly improved.
Plans were made for closing Wah.
peton stores during one day of the
Richland county fair.
The rain was hard OH the threshers,
but it was needed by the people who
are doing fall blowing.
There is some hustling by certain
| candidates to get favorable considers
ton by the weekly press.
Many towns in the state have com.
pleted arrangements for an entertain.
ment course this winter.
A travelling man who wanted to go
to Mohall got Off the train at Rolla.
He should switch his brand.
Horse thieves are as active as ever.
North Dakotans may have to go back
to the days of the vigilantes.
Ed kirlie, who died at MinOt of ty-
phoid fever, had the reputation of be-
ing the strongest man in Ward coun.
ty.
The explosion of some gasoline
damaged an optic for Joe Schmidt OF
Buffalo, and it was at first thought he
had been blinded.
Patents recently issued to NORTH
Dakotans were to Evan Hyslin, Kind
red, automobile; Carl w. Eckberg
Mohall, p)ow attachment.
In a contest between Miss Ander
son and ]. F. Blake for a homestead
near Palermo, the land Office decide.
In favor of the lady. The land hat
been contested once before.
Near Rolette hunter drove into :
mans field and began shooting neal
where the farmer was harvesting
grain. The team was badly brighten
ed and broke the machine-and there
lis another land owner who will post
ItTespass notices next year.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

In a contest between Miss Ander.
son and ]. F. Blake for a homestead
near Palermo, the land Office decided
in favor of the lady. The land had
been contested once before.
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

WE PAY TOP PRICES Fon CREAM.
Cash every day. Write for prices and tags
MILLER & HOLMES. ST. Paul. Mimi
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03
TIRED sAcks.

The Kidneys have = great work IA
do in keeping the blood pure. When
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

A Definition From the Bleachers.
PA, what's patriot"
"a man who is never willing to con.
cede that the umpire has given the
home team the best Of it,"
Golden Valley chronicle. (Beach, Billings County, N.D.) 1905-1916, 1907-10-03

Patents recently issued to North
Dakotans were to Evan Hyslin, Kind
red, automobile; Carl w. Eckberg,
Mohall, plow attachment.
The Washington times., 1907-04-25

Nelson ". Aldrich may perform
when he comes home from Europe.
1t may have been necessary for the
purposes of himself ana his asso-
ciates in the Rhode Island manage
ment TO permit this session to adj
iourn without election. in order that
they may get what they want later.
Indeed, it is not at all improbable.
Wisconsin's Legislature may elect,
but that also seems doubtful at this
distance. There is a tremendous
fight for the States control, and al
most anything may happen. Posi-
bility of the Democratic vote being
used to choose among the Republi-
can aspirants is one of the aspects
constantly suggested; but, as mat
ter of fact, the Democrats, like the
Republicans, are divided into La Fol
lette and anti-La Toilette Democrats,
and it is likely that agreement
among them would be as nearly im-
possible as it is among the Republi-
cans.
The Washington times., 1907-04-25
The Blame and the Need.

The report of the United States
steamboat inspectors at New Lon
don as to the Larchmont disaster IS
highly suggestive just at this mo-
ment. when a formidable agitation
has been started looking toward the
lettering OF the personnel of the al
legged crews employed on many of
our coastvise steamers. While the
direct responsibility for the catas-
trophe is laid upon the pilot of the
Larchmont, this further impressive
clause is made a part of the finding
notwithstanding the fact that boat
drills were held regularly each week
under the supervision of the master.
the net results In the efforts made IN
handling ljfeboats and lteratJs were
far from satisfactory a result charge
able we believe TO a system which pre-
walls and is allowed of employing men
wholly incompetent in an emergency OF
this or any similar kind 10 man, lower,
and manage life-saVing appliances re-
quirod to be carried on Sound steamers.
That exactly bears out the con
tention of the members of the re-
Gently formed organization to im-
prove, if possible, the quality of the
men now engaged primarily as
stevedores, and only secondarily as
a crew. 1t indorses the need of a
change as nothing else could.
The Washington times., 1907-04-25
Probably a Useless Appeal.

The whole country viii sympa-
thize with Chief Yeoman Bucnzle. of
the United States navy, in his defeat
in a New England court over a mat
ter depending mainly upon his uni
form. 1t seems he was expelled
from the Newport dance hall not
long ago, while in his naval rig, and
thereupon sued the proprietor for
damages. The case was decided
against him i'm the Rhode Island SUI
perior court, much to the disgust Of
many other men in the navy of both
high and low rank Now it is said
that his case viii be carried to the
Supreme Court on appeal.
1t is outrageous that the manager
of a dance hall OF a theater, or any
other place of amusement, should
exclude an orderly and decent citi-
zen solely because of the garb he
wears as a soldier or a sailor of
Uncle Sam. And yet the manager
has that undoubted right.
Wherever cases have been pushed
10 high courts it has been decided
that a ticket to a place of musement
is not a license to occupy space in
side the same but merely an admit
lance on sufferance. The man who
owns a theater is not compelled to
answer TO the law for the person he
wishes to admit or to keep out. Ger
tainIy discrimination in dress does
not weaken his position. He may
exclude, if he chooses, all gentle
Semen in evening clothes and top hats,
ol~-]as-uaaz exercise his privileges by
Directing TO tan shoes. In other
words, ne is the sole and undoubted
arbiter of the kind of audience he
wants
In view Of that fact it is hardly to
be expected that any court to which
Yeoman Buenzle may take his case
viii decide cor him. The matter is
now too clearly a part of legal and
judicial settlement Public senti-
ment is the only thing that viii
teach proprietors of dance halls and
other resorts to respect the uniform
of "a man who is serving the United
States. If this can be sufficiently
aroused to hurt his business. he viii
listen to il TO good effect.
The Washington times., 1907-04-25
We Giants.

With taking thought, we of this
age have not been trying to add to
our stature, but rather to subtract
from 1t. We have all been coming
to believe that We are growing men
tally at the cost of our physique.
We 90 into the art galleries and
gaze wistfully on the Greek heroes.
and we come forth wondering of the
day when workmeu measured ten
feet high and statesmen not less
than thirty.
The Hospital'' has been investi-
eating this matter. It's conclusions
make the reader expand his chest.
Instead of giants, our ancestors
wer more like pigmIes. Here is part
OF what it says:
The armor of the knights of the Mid
die Ages is too small for their modern
descendants, Hamilton Smith records
that two Englishmen of average dimen-
siOns found no suit large enough to
fit either Of them in the great collection
Of Sir Samuel Meyrick. The head Of
the great oriental Saber VIII not admit
the English hand. nor the bracelet Of
the Kanfir warrior the English arm.
The swords found in Roman tumuli
have handles inconveniently small; and
the great medieval two-handed sword is
now supposed TO have been used only
for one or two blows at the first onset
and then exchanged for a smaller one.
The statements made by Homer. Aris-
tOtle and Nituvius, represent six feet
as a high standard for full-grown men /;
and the irTefutable evidence Of the an
Client doOrways. bedsteads, and tOmbs,
proves the average size of the race Ger
tainly not TO have diminished in modern
days
Now let Hector and Achilles. At
tina and Charles MarteI come when
they mayi We have a dozen men
on every block bigger and stronger
than they. We will meet them with
sword, staff, or battle-ax with a
little preliminary practice), and we
viii engage to fill out their armor.
or spread their beds, or expand
their tombs, until they burst. The
day of our ignorant fear is passed.
The Washington times., 1907-04-25
lNoAH'S ARK" TO BE MoORED
IN WASHINGTON NEXT WEEK

The Offering at the New National
Theater next week viii be the new
musical oddly. "Noah's Ark, by Clare
Hummer, which had its first produc-
ton on any stage at the Academy Of
Music. Baltimore. last Monday night
scoring an emphatic hit in the Monu-
mental City.
The Lee-ROd Amusement Company Is
said 10 have furnished an adequate
equipment, appropriate costumes, and a
carefully selected company. the prin-
cipals OF which include Harry Bulger.
Sallie Fisher. Mazda Snyder, Hattie
Arnold, Stanley Forde, Edwin Wilson,
William Murphy, and Dan Williams.
The play mas been staged handsomely
By Barney Pagan.
The management of the New N9-
tionaI announces that during the en-
e-ageultnt of "Noah's Ark" the prices
viii range from 80 cents 10 $3.50 for re-
served seats, and - cents for gallery
seats II is understood that during the
summer opera season the prices are to
be lowered TO bring the highest priced
seats 80 cents
The Washington times., 1907-04-25
GIRL TELEGRAPHS FOR AID;
THEN SHOOTS HER ASSAILANT
She Couldn't Shoot Straight and Thug Escapes With
Slight Scratch on His Head

thought nothing more Of the Occurrence.
Soon after midnight the italian made
his second appearance. being even holder
thar the previous night Miss SiHel
sat down at her desk and calmly licked
on message 90 Sunbury, apBrising
them OF her danger
a light locomotive and detachment
or officers were ordered to the scene
and made the run in about fifteen min
Utes. Before their arrival the Italian
tried TO choke the young woman.
She reached into a drawer. and pulling
out a revolver fired point blank al him
lie uttered a scream Of fright and eS-
capped 10 the mountains Upon the ar
rival Of the police Miss SideI explained
the situation, and with the officers
started out on a diligeut search. but
failed 10 capture the assailanC
The Washington times., 1907-04-25

TOLEDO. Ohio. April 25.-After an
entire winters work. A Roy Knaben-
shue has at last succeeded in his efforts
to build the most wonderful gas engine
ever constructed. It is the engine which
Knabenshue is using in his new airship,
built to carry two or more people.
The engine IS built entirely upon new
and original lines and is particularly
wonderful because It weighs only fifty
four pounds and generates by actual test
from twelve to fifteen horsepower
When it is remembered that the actual
gas engine OF that size weighs from
800 to 600 pounds, the fun extent Of this
creation can be realized.
Naturally enough, Knabenshue is
jealous Of his proud achievement. and
many of the details OF its construction
he refuses to give out. However, he has
sanctioned the publication of a few gen
eraI facts concerning the engine.
The engine is of a twO-cyCle pattern.
The Washington times., 1907-04-25
The Gar Seems to Learn.

The thing which must come soon
or late ia Russia seems TO be APP
preaching, as an incident to the
work on the present douma. The
Emperor and the commons are said
to be getting closer together. The
reactionaries have been insistent on
the early dissolution of the body,
and there have been threats that
this would come about, for fear that
the discussions might inspire ,rou-
bic in the country.
But the Gar has received and
talked at length, and in the most
friendly way, with the president of
the lower house; and there was not
even mention, according to the
cables, of dissolution. The Car was
by no means satisfied with all that
the parliament had been doing, but
apparently the idea of sending it
home and thus inviting still greater
troubles had not entered his mind.
The bureaucracy, the provincial
administrators, the aristocracy.
have all been in grave concern lest
the douma should cause trouble.
They have brought pressure TO bear
on the Emperor in the effort TO Goa
vince him that it would be safer TO
dissolve it and once more rely ON
the loyalty and power of the army
TO force the country into submits
sin. Seemingly, the Car has thus
far declined to take this chance a
second time.
After a while the Car viii learn.
as absolute monarchs have generally
done, that one man alone cannot
rule an empire. He must allow the
real authority TO be exercised for
him by somebody else In constitu-
tional countries it is exercised under
the control OF a parliament; in abso-
lutte countries, under the bureau
cratic organization whose strong
hold is in the aristocracy. The SOW
ereign, up at the top of the struc-
ture, is a good deal of a figurehead
in either case.
The people are satisfied when they
are allowed to choose the agencies
through which the real power is eX-
ercised; they are not satisfied when
privilege and prerogatiye rule them
The sovereign is safer and stronger
when his people are content; and that
! is why the sovereign and the people
at the last always make common cause
; against the nobility The indica-
tons that they are getting ready 10
do it IN Russia only mean that Rus
STA is preparing to follow the course
of liberalization that other mon.
archs have taken before it. If the
Car viii only remain firm in his
present purpose, he may yet come
well out of his troubles