Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1907-09-24
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A woman always likes TO have the
telephone ring when she has company.
Chicago News.
A bachelor can become very fond Of
spending Ills nights at the club by get
ting married-New York Press.
The country is too busy to fool with
Wall street and too big to let Wall
street fool with Philadelphia
Press.
Secretary Taft must be coming to
the conclusion that the man who gets
the presidency earns it. Philadelphia
Press.
The worst hasn't come yet Before
she 1908 election we shall probably have
the souvenir postal card canyass.-New
York Mail.
What demand for wireless telegra.
ply the present blockade of the wires
should serve to create.-Philadelp
Record.
well known officer says the
army is no place for the automobile.
No, indeed: war is bad enough as it is.
Washington Post
Another bad feature of poor coun-
try roads is that the automobilist is
compelled to work off his speed mania
in town.-Syracuse Herald.
The bubonic plague is spread by rats,
which communicate it to fleas, which
inoculate human beings. Avoid all
tleas-P Philadelphia Inquirer.
Benjamin Franklin would probably
say that the whistle which calls men
out on strike is one that costs too
much.-Philadelphia Inquirer.
The Utah bear that held up train
is not such a novelty. Both bears and
bulls frequently hold up entire railway
systems Washington Herald.
A recert waterspout in Kentucky ere
ated great excitement. 1t is doubtful
IL anything could fill Kentucky with
more horror.-Washingto Herald
A good many of us find it easier to
see good in big trust than in the man
who touches us for a dollar aud then
forgets TO return it.-Washington
Post.
Marriage with a deceased wife's sis
ter has been legalized in Great Britain,
enabling Britishers to keep good
provider in the family.-Detroit Free
Press.
A scientist says the inhabitants OF
Mars are 10 feet tall. They need to
be in order to fit in with some of the
stories told about Washington
Herald.
Considering the fact that thread Is
hard as ever to get into needles
eye, the rumor of an increase in its
price seems unusually preposterous.--
New York Mail.
Heavy thinkers are still discussing
the question, Can a woman become an
angelo" 1t is certainly a wonder If
she can after being married while
Washington Post.
Prof Shaler Matthews says mar
riage is too much like picnic" There
is some diversity of opinion concern
ing the unalloyed Joys of picnics, how
ever.-Washington Herald.
A new law in Alabama makes it a
misdemeanor to carry pistol less than
two feet long. If that doesn't cure
some men of the gun-toting habit we
miss our guess.-Washingto Post
The other day New York elephant
swallowed a roll of bills amounting to
$500. There doesn't seem to be any
use in cautioning people not to put
money in a trunk.-Philadelph Tele-
graph.
Lieutenant Colonel Ayres has been
put on the retired list. All army
women who are not ready to have their
husbands retired will take notice and
govern their tongues accordingly
Philadelphia Record.
A Baltimore man has been COM
planning of feeling a live frog moving
around in his stomach. Perhaps If he
were to swallow a toadstoo the frog
would take it as an indication to sit
down. Washington Post
A Brooklyn woman who has attained
the age of 107 years is reported to he
passionately fond of automobiling. An
other proof of the oft-asserted fact that
love of life disappears with the coming
Of old age.-New York Tribune.
Queen Wilhelnina has conferred the
Order of Orange of Nassau upon Iii.
brarian Carnegie. There viii be no
lemon for "Andy" so long as his money
lasts and he continues to entertain his
peculiar idea about the undesirability
OF dying rich.-Columbus Enquirer.
Sun.
Emma Goldman told an anarchist
congress in Holland that the liberty
Of the masses in AmeDica existed only
ON paper. If she could make all
Europe believe that, the undesirable
masses won't be coming here 80 numer.
ously in the future Philadelphia
Press.
This and That.
Motors killed twenty-five on London's