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Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

"Slaves of Silence" a serial story
which had been running in the Sun
day Herald for several weeks, has
necessarily been suspended lately, be-
cause the page installments of it con-
signed from New York to The Herald
are tied up in the delayed Salt Lake
trains out in the Meadow valley wash.
Just when the story can be resumed
depends upon the date of resumption of
train service.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Victims of the railroad wreck are
buried and the debris has been Gre
mated. but the horror still lives and
the question is still pertinent: Who was
at fault?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

1t is almost heartbreaking to remem-
ber that Easter comes today and the
first of the month, when the bills fall
due, is here tomorrow.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

The smoke nuisance is to be abated
by ordinance again. The actual stop
page of smoke, however. is still in the
dim future.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31
NEW pRnR1.EM IN KANSAS

NEW PROBLEM IN KANSAS
why is it that a 7-year-od kid can
drop a half burned match in an alley
and burn up all the barns in a block,
while an able bodied man has to use up
a whole box to get q fire started in a
heater that has draft ,nough to draw
all the furniture up the stovepipe?-
Quenento (Kas.) News.
In a Manchurian railroad accident
seventeen were killed and thirty-five
hurt. 1t can no longer be asserted that
Manchuria is not civilized.
When Greek meets Greek in Los An
geles they start a shoe shining stand.
Liquid air is only Q cents a gallon
now. But it's not popular as a drink.
THE DIFFERENCE
Poppy-It makes me sad to play the
piano.
Magnolia-It makes others mad
Scientists say the world will last "a,
1000 years yet. That gives Hartman
time to get over his crouch.
Might send Depew and Platt to Pan
anna. They wouldn't resign.
Wonder If Dowie knows yet whether
his new names Elijah or Dennis?
LEMON JUICE IN THIS
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

There will also be a slump in the
flower market after Easter. Blossoms
have been entirely too high for this
land of flowers.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31
Population of Los Angeles. 100000
SUNDAY HERALD-1o CENTS

beginning next Sunday, March 81,
the retail price of the Sunday Herald
will be 10 cents per copy. The price to
agents and newsbOys Will be cents
per copy.
But there will be no change in the
regular subscription price of The Her
aId--65 cents per month, delivered by
carrier, including the Sunday Herald
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

The favorite terms Of endearment be-
tween political rivals for the mayoralty
in Chicago are "liars" and "polecats, ,"
Almost Rooseveltian.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Mr.. Raffes would like to give that
$1,000 away today. A good deed 1t would
be; fitting for Sabbath diversion.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Abe Ruef has outlined his defense.
Few thought it possible even for Ruef
to invent one when the case is so
clearly proved.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Mr.. Hartman would like to give the
president advice. How to keep trains
of thought on the tracks, maybe.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

1t isn't so much the question of the
material to be used for street paw
ing as it is to get paving of some sort
down.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

If it takes nine tailors to make a
man, how many must it require to turn
out the modern woman at Eastertide? ?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Telegraph rates are to go up, but
Uncle Sam will still carry letter for
a 2-cent stamp.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

The assertion that Abe Ruef has a
"defense" is the strangest announce
ment yet from that source.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Remember the correct formula when
you meet Raffles; that is a necessary
part of the game.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

The church where women are asked
to doff their headgear will not be the
popular one today. Not today.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Another incident in petty petticoat
politics in the library. Isn't this teapot
tempest ever going to simmer down?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Foraker should have announced his
presidential candidacy tomorrow-An
Fools day, y'know.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Many man today, when he reckons
up the cost, will wish that he had
caught Raff1es before Easter came.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Tomorrow it will be perfectly legiti-
mate to take any one for Raffes. as 1t
is All Fools day.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Raffes wears no facial disguises.
Study his phiz in The Herald and gC
after him.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Wonder if Raffes is wearing his new
Easter bonnet, too.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

And II the lady in front Of you at
the theater doesn't remove her hat with
due promptness today do not blame
her. It's the new Easter bonnet.
yknow.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Texas has made it a penitentiary Of.
Tense to gamble. Surely the world dc
move when Texas does that.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

The churches will be thronged to-
day. Women do not remove their hats
in church.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

And again the devil takes cognizance
of affairs. Lent is over.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

The passing of Ascot was coincident
with the going of Lent.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

"How is it you never use pins ir
your waist any more?"
I'm engaged now."- Houston Post.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

And tomorrow all viii know what
fools they are-on the other three hun
dred and sixty-four days.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

How would you like $1,000 for an Eas-
ter gift2 Catch Raffles.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

This is the day when Solomon in all
his glory would look like 80 cents.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

one Mrs. SAKE says the working girl
has come to stay. Show her to us!
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Glorious Easter, isn't it?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

For once the weather man was kind
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Ascot is now but a vile memory.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Wearing your new bonnet today?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

"Do women gambler" asks the New
York World Don't they wed?
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31
P1 LINES AND PICK UPS

tories reminds us that the only cigarette
hend we ever had we canned" and he
is now employed editing the ubllcist.-
Chandler Cokla) News.
An Illinois woman says bachelors are
defective. Well, better ,e single and
faulty than welded and faulthnding
Bat Nelson's tonsils have jeen re-
moved, thus largely increasing his talk
ing (and prize fighting powers).
If they are sad sea does IN an oceap
vessel, are they skye terriers on an
airship?
To be called level-headed is a compli-
ment. Yet man will fight n no is
called fat-head.
THE REASON
Orange-Why is love sweet?
Lemon-Its so largely taffy.
A Milwaukee woman was so anxious
for divorce that she refused alimony.
She must have picked a lemon in the
garden of love.
Ambassador Bryce saya he was
touched when he landed in New York.
Most foreigners are; even Americans
do not escape.
AN EASTER PRAYER
Christ, who didst raise thyself
out of the grave,
That poor humanity
Thou mightest save,
On this, thy Easter morn,
Inspire in me
Hope that thy sacrifice
For me may bel
Help thou my heart to turn
From wicked ways;
Bring me to rectlfy
My evil days.
Give me desire and faith
Strong and new born;
Open my tomb of sin.
This Easter morn!
w. H. c.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Pave the streets; talk won't help any
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

And the next day is April Fooll
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31
11ER EAsTER HAT

HER EASTER HAT
A bird, rose OF stiffcned SILK,
A feather stuck upon It;
Some egetables-squash, turnips, peas
A cabbage: nifty dollars, pleaseW
NV spouses Easter bonnet!
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

LEMON JUICE IN THIS
Speaking of the decaying brain fac
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31
HER REPLY.

,Percy-willie. did you-aw-tell youah
sister that i am waiting3
Wllie-Sure.
Percy-And what did she-aw-say7
Willie-She said you ought 10 got q
Job IKE that Ia Z restaurant.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

An Illinois woman says bachelors arc
defective. Well better Ne single and
faulty than welded and faultfnding.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

tories reminds us that the only cigarette
hend we ever had we canned" and he
is now employed editing the ubllcist.-
Chandler (Okla) News.
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31
BWYOND gUBPICION.

Doctor Kiilum-You should send your
mother in-law TO a warmer climate.
oform or something; nobody will suspect
you'll
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

Bat Nelson's tonsils have seen re-
moved thus largely increasing his talk
ing (and prize fighting powers).
Los Angeles herald., 1907-03-31

IL they are sad sea dogs on an ocean
vessel are they skye terriers on an
airship?
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-19

in a cyclonie way, and the Terror re-
piled, in as violent a tone and manner
as he could command: We'll done
with plenty of gravy and Chill Colo
RADIO.
And then Job Numbered to the cook:
''Weli done, with plenty of Chill Colo
RADIO, hot as hell, and moccasin gravy
ON the side and brochettes of sand
crane livers and ella monster lights.
There was an instantaneously dead
silence in that restaurant, and all eyes
We're again cast upon the Terror and
the waiter. The former turned ashen
pale and begun to fidget perceptfbly,
while Job gazed at his victim until he
began to weaken.
Maybe you don't think we can serve
all the market Affords muttered Job;
maybe you don't like moccasin gravy
or brochettes a la mode-maybe you
amt hungry"
Say! You've got mel amt hungry,
so help me God! I couldn't eat
single hard boiled egg. Countermand
that burned order, old man, and I'll
pay all expenses and set EN- up as long
as anybody can drink. Beg pardon,
gentlemen, all My first attempt to be
Terror-pardon me, gentlemen, it's
my last
And then he handed his revolver to
Job, and added
Take that pistol, old man, as a pres
ent, and promise me that the next time
any darned fool comes in here and calls
for rattlesnakes on toast you'll shoot
him dead
But Straight was too raving mad all
the way through to willingly emerge
from a situation only tolerably trium-
plant So he took the weapon, just as
the order was being placed on the table
and, pointing it at the Terror, exclalm-
ed:
Now, then. my boy. dump yourself
into that chair and eat them snakes
bones, skin and all"
The young fellow did as he was COM
manded: but after finishing his repast'
staggered the uncompromising Job by
shouting:
II say, Badly, bring me another plate
of snakesl''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-19
Fancy Ice Cream and Sauces

STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM SAUCE.
Cover one pint of Strawberries with
one-half cup of sugar. mash and
squeeze out the Juice. Keep II cold
until serving time and then beat into II
an equal amount of whipped cream.
STRAWBERRY CREAM.
Line a mold or the freezer with
plain strawberry ice cream, then put
in a thin layer of sponge cake or lady
fingers, then layer of strawberries,
then cover with sweetened whipped
cream, then another layer of straw
berries, then cake, and cover with the
ice cream. Keep in ice and salt one
hour. Serve with the strawberry sauce.
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
Sprinkle two cups of sugar over two
quarts of Strawberries. Marsh them
and let them stand half an hour. or I'M
til the sugar is dissolved; and mean
while prepare the ice, and pack the
freezer. Turn the berries into a large
square of cheese-cloth, placed over a
bowl and squeeze as long as any juice
or pulp will come. Then empty the
pulp and seeds left in the cloth into
pan, and pour on gradually about a
pint of milk: mix il well with the pulp,
until the pulp is separated from the
seeds. There should be nothing left In
the cloth save a ball of seeds. Add TO
the juice as much cream as you may
have, from one cup to three pints, and
sugar to make 1t very sweet. Freeze
as usual After tasting this, you Will
never want any other strawberry Ice
cream.
FROZEN SAUCE. CMRS. LARNED)
Cook one cup graduated sugar with
one cup of water until 1t spins thread
add IL slowly to the whites OF three
eggs beaten stiff and beat Unit; cold.
Add the Juice Of one large orange ana
one lemon, and half a cup - any vine
Won prefer Put this into small pail
inside of a large one packed with Salt
and ice and stir until partly frozen
ROSE MOUSSE. (MRS. LARNED)
Soak one-third box gelatine in hair
a cup cold water, then dissolve II over
hot water. and add one cup milk, one
teaspoon vanilla and one Of rose water.
and three-quarters Of a cup powdered
sugar. and color a rose color WIG
cocbineal. strain when the sugar is
dissolved. add carefully and slowly
two Guns of cream whipped very stir
Beat until Il begins TO stiffen, then put
il into a mold. cover with buttered
paper and the mold cover. and pack in
salt and ice and let IL stand two hours.
When turned out sprinkle over IL
one ounce Of candied rose leaves.
VIOLET MOUSSE.
Follow the recipe for rose mousse.
using three-quarters cup Of milk. one
tablespoon vanilla, one tablespoon OF
violet flavoring and color lavender
with Burnetts color paste.
Sprinkle with half an ounce Of can
died violets.
FRUIT BOMBE GLACE.
Make a quart Of rich ice cream and
flavor with vanilla or lemon. When
frozen hard, line the bottom and sides
of the freezer with the cream. Reserve
one-fourth of it for a cover. Fill the
center with a mixture of candied fruit,
all cut fine. and soaked for an hour In
wine or brandy or rum. Use cherries.
apricots. plums and pineapples. Pack
the fruit in closely. Cover with the re-
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Advertiser Photo.

served cream, and let the freezer re-
main I'm ice and salt half an hour. Dip
quickly into warm water and turn out
carefully.
MACARooN. ALMOND. WALNUT.
CoCoANUT. OR BROWN BREAD
ICE CREAM.
May be made by adding either Of the
above ingredients to any receipt for
ice cream. Crumble the macaroons
and cocoanut-cakes. and brown them
slightly: dry. crumble. and sift the
brown bread. and chop the nuts fine.
Use one pint OF either to three pinta OF
ice cream.
RIz GLACE.
one cup rice. l quart milk. cup
sugar. 1 saltspoon salt. yolks OF eggs
pint cream. tablespoon vanilla. 1
quart Strawberries.
Cook the rice In boiling sailed water
twelve minutes. Drain. and put ~ In
the double boiler with the milk. sugar.
and salt Cook till soft. then rub
through a sieve. scald the cream. and
mix with IL the beaten yolks Of the
eggs. Cook about two minutes. or un-
I'll the eggs are scalding hot. then stir
this into the rice. Add more sugar IL
needed. and flavor 10 taste. Freeze
and pack firmly I'm the freezer or
round mold. Turn out. and ornament
the top with the largest Of the berries
piled in a pyramid. and serve a syrup
made from the remainder.
PoT-PoURRL
Put n pint OF alcohol or white pre-
serving brandy into a large stone jar
that has a tightly fitting cover: then
as the summer fruits come on. put
them into the alcohol with an equal
amount Of sugar: thus a cup OF sugar
and a cup OF fruit. Stir every day with
a clean wooden spoon. Use strawber-
rIes. pineapples. raspberries. cufranth.
bIackberrIes. apricots. cherries. 2iums.
peaches and grapes. Plumf ana
peaches should be peeled. stoned. and
cut fine. Cherries should be stoned.
and grapes should be seeded. The al
cohol f. enough for the jarful Of fruit.
and will cook and keep the fruit per-
fectly. About a month after putting
in the last fruit. II will be ready 10 use.
AS the seeds Of small fruits become
hard by the brandy. IL r. better 20
mash them and use only the juice. par
ticularly with currants and blackber-
rfes
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RICE SOUP A LA HAWAII.

Persons who have visited Honolulu
will be glad to know the recipe OF
their delicious soup which is jealousy
guarded there Boil four tablespoon
fuls of rice in as many cupfuls OF wa
ter very slowly. Then add half a cup
full of raisins and a short length OF
stick cinnamon: simmer for twenty
minutes longer
Just before serving add a cuptui OF
fruit juice: pineapple is generally pre-
ferred: grape or apricot juice is also
especially good for this purpose, or
the liquid from can containing any
acid fruit. Sweeten with a little su-
gar.-Manila Gossip.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-19

AWAY hack in 1876 a man named Iur-
pin esta blished restaurant IN huhia'
and among Turpin's original employees
was a waiter named Job Straight, VINO
could shoot with great precision, play
draw maker with unvarying success ana
pack eighteen plates of miscellaneous
grub upon one bare arm at one tliile'
He could execute all the preValiihs
melodies either on piano or guitar anu
he nossessed the most tremendous barl-
tone voice ever heard in Arlzona-Why'
men sometimes went to Turp1ns just
m hear lob deliver gastronomic orders.
No perfect description can be given OF
that voice. however, except to say that
at times it really did make things clat-
fer When a man ordered sausage ana
~ askad "Ran or Iink?'' the three
sinnple words actually made the glasses
ON the side tables jingle and once near
,v scared 10 death a valetudinar1an VINO
had stopped over at Turpin's on ac-
count of the dryness of the climate
once a fresh young cowboy from near
cziIa PEND entered Turpin's for a
Christmas dinner, who took starving
connection as an appetizer ana then
dropped thudlike at a table ana Toush-
" shouted to Straight:
.Sav. there, Badly! Bring me some
grub"
lob was at first appalled,; but, recov-
arine his reserve limit of equanimlty'
he brushed an imaginary bread cruiiip
from the frescoed tablecloth and whlsK-
ed a bill of fare from the variegateo
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Fancy ice creams depend largely for
their right to this name, upon the
molding. Any good recipe for cream
ice or water ice may be used, but it is
not avaible to attempt much in this
line unless you have two freezers-
and a variety of fancy molds. Plain
brick molds, melon molds, brown bread
molds. pals. baking powder cans or
fruit cans if they are water tight may
all be utilized Individual fancy molds
are quite expensive but if one can af-
ford their first cost and is likely to use
them often, it is cheaper in the end
than to depend upon the confectioner.
Ice cream is more attractive when
served, If nodded, and if one has no
fancy molds, the freezer can VIII al
ways give the round shape. If molds
are used the cream should be packed
into them closely, filing every crevice.
The cover should always fit over and
not into the mold. Bind a buttered
cloth round the edge of the cover, or
lay a buttered paper over the top Of the
cream or. coat the edge with butter
or melted suet to fill all the crevices
and keep out the salt water. Bury the
molds in ice and salt; little less salt
than is used in freezing. Cover the
ice with wet carpeting. The cream will
keep hard several hours, but 1t is wen
to examine it occasionally. and when
the mold floats draw off the water and
add more ice and salt.
When ready to serve, wash OF the
butter and salt from the mold, lift on
the cover and paper and turn the
mold over a platter. The warmth OF
the room will soon melt the cream
sufficiently for the mold to be lifted;
if not, then lay a hot cloth on the mold,
or dip the mold quickly in warm water.
Salt water cannot get into the mold
if full, but often when cream Is leIt
over and you replace it in the mold
only partially filled, the water Will get
in.
BANANA ICE CREAM.
Select eight large nice bananas. ripe.
but free from all blemish on the SKIN.
Wipe them and carefully peel off the
fiat strip of skin. Remove the pulp
scrape out the fibrous portion from the
skins and put them in the ice chest
until the cream is ready. Mash the
pulp of half of the bananas, mix with
1t two cups of sugar and one quart
of cream of medium thickness. add one
saItspoon of salt. and two of lemon
juice. Press it through fine sieve
and freeze. Chop fine some french
candied fruit, cherries. green piuns
and angelica enough TO make eight
rounded tablespoonfuis. When the
cream is nearly frozen, put layer or
it in the banana skins, sprinkle table,
spoonful of the fruit over the cream
add enough more cream to I'LL the
skins, lay back the strip. and tie them
with narrow green ribbons. Put them
into a clean freezer and let them STAND
surrounded with ice and salt, for an
hour or two to ripen. Serve them on
plates lined with lace paper.
MARASCHINO SAUCE.
Just before serving mix one cup OF
the frozen cream with an equal
amount of whipped cream, and flavor
to taste with maraschino.
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A Gastronomic Sensation IN Yuma
By Major Ben c. Truman.

castor and placed it before the new
Young Terror of the Bend.
Take il away." cried the latter, in
tones that could give Straight's ordi-
nary everyday baritone a. castle and
checkmate it in five moves; II don't
want to read your darned old tract. I
don't care a darn who came into the
world to save sinners. Bring me some
erub-g-r-u-b! Grub. Grub! GRUB"
What do you want?"
eRattlesnakes on toast! And | want
YOU to hump YOURSELF
Whats that?"
..I'ye given my order, you baldheaded
old cigar store sign, and I want you
TO get a move on yourself, p. d. q.
Rattlesnakes on toast!'
..Rattlesnakes on toast!'' cried Job
to +be cook. in accents that would have
naralvzed Carl Formes had that old
hasso nrofnndo been living and heard
them.
att1esnakes on toast" was the re-
generating response from the cook
upon receiving the order
There were a dozen or more people
IN the restaurant and their eyes were
ar once turned on the young person
fro,, the Bend and the Infatuated
waiter.
In the meantime the COOK nad taken
a big catfish and cut 1t into tour STRIPS
and rolled these strips IN pdlIef' 50
that they much resembled the Wand
ordered. and. after placing them in the
frying pan, he stuck his heao out Oh
the kitchen and shouted TO Joo:
You want them rattles rare or wen
done?''
The waiter repeated the interrogatory
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THE RANGE OF APPLES.

Pineapple" and love apple" tto-
mato) are instances 81 the manner IN
which the apple has been habiiually
taken as the typical fruit. the name
OF which Is naturally borrowed In nam
ing all sorts OF fruits and vegetables
that only remotely resemble II. Dr.
Murray's dictionary gives an Imposing
list OF them-Jew's apple. devils apple.
kangaroo apple. and - on. A writer 81
the seventh century says that an
manere apples that ben cloEyd Ia On
harde skinne. rynde. other shale. ben
calIyd Nuces" Cnuts). In the year 1000.
earth apples" meant MOI
nota,oes. but cucumbers And even
EyeTs "apple" f. believed to have been
a citron.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1907-05-19
The Thielen Dinner

of month given Thursday
leaving Honolulu laid
for eighteen the htlry table decorations
of being andg green
cenerpece magnificent filed
with beautiful Surrounding
tiny globes
wonderful flower Male strands nerspersed with red and
small electric lights ceiling table The
glassware perfect
in
perfect prepared Mr. Louis
Chevale of Young who a reputation
of City
this certainly exled all
previous club furnished
chefs culinary
Mart TIM Cocktail
Canape Mckinley Grapefruit
o Chicken Impeiale
Maguery
Sliced Cucumbers Potato Duchess
Berneasteler Doctor Heyes (Mosele)
LiversP a a Chasseur
Larded Tender loin of Beef uculus
RomainP Punch
Ro
chandeau Champagne
Jelly
independence
Alaska Neapoltaine
Assorted Cake
Imperial Cheese cracker. Dsni ra-e
81 Creme Dis
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SOLE A LA BIzzoNTINE.
Creme de Menthe

Take goodsed welleaned the black SKIM lay III
deem butteed baking than the fish, skinned SIDE down
detach the hle one
the Season
shaots fresh
decorate with
heads Pour pint OF white Wne cover
ued erawfsh mushroom head nsh quehe
in which have Incorporated an ounce
i in the oven one
ol clA"A9' $500 CHEyALIER