The Hawaiian star. [volume] (Honolulu [Oahu]) 1893-1912, 1907-06-21
Tales Worth Telling
ARIZONA KIcKLErs.

This la going tO De- Che fredif.i year
for suckers ever known boo tho history
of thc United states Thry arc going
to bite at amy aud every sort of bait
held ont 10 them and they are going
to bite hard
wall street Do going 90 shear Dos
lamb. 200 droyoa ana tue west D. pre-
pairing 40 unload ana skin ifa tens of |
Thousands with uoatne8s aud dispatch. |
.ta boo lho alr YOU nave Dut ~ close /
your cycs 40 see % picture Of Uncle /
Reuben mOrtgauuR bis COWS ana SELL
lng hia hogs 40 invest boo gold mines
and buy ont oil wells.
100 rbo lru years lhat W. have been
editing lho kicker aud pHncing
around lbo Wild and woody W. nave
learned hing or twO and gathered
thing or Two 40 Our bosom we are
not UhllaulhfoDiat and 30 more hon
rsr lHu lno average, bot W. shall
refuse iO join iu ihe scheme ~ catch
ucfcra
ON tbr contrary W. are preparing ~
offer flou rare aud uuezcepii0ual
bargmua ana lof them down as easily
aa possible " ibcy feel tbat tbey must
blie af aomebody.e hook lel them W.
ours Tbcy can sleep oD Our goods
for thirty nights aDd " not as feDre
scented return them Wy express
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