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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

Miller has a car load of raw bone
fertilizer. He sells cheap. Also,
acorn flour, bran, mixed feed, ship
stuff and corn. Everything you
need is at Arcadia Valley Store.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

WANTED-By Chicago whole
sale and mail order house, assist
ant manager (man or woman) for
this county and adjoining terri
tory. Salary 500 and expenses
paid weekly; expense money ad-
vanced. Work pleasant; position
permanent. No investment or ex-
p~erience required. Spare time
valuable. Write at once for full
particulars and enclose self-ad-
dressed envelope. Address,
GENERAL MANAGER,
1874 E. Lake ST., Chicago.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21
Eczema and PimpEes

are quickly and permanently cured by
ZEMO, a clean liquid for external use.
ZEMO draws the germs to the surface
of the skin and destroys them, leaving
q nice clear healthy skin. Write Z. w.
Rose Med. Co., St.. Louis, Mo-, for
sample. All Druggists sell ZEMO.
Arcadia Valley Drug Co
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21
RI. 1vv.
And FEED STABLE
IT2ONTON MO

NOTICE to Picnicers and Excursiouist-
~ Hacks, Spring Wagons, Single and
Double Buggies, Three-Seated Carriages,
T~wo-Seated Carriages, with competent
drivers; also, the best Of Saddle Horses for
Ladies aud Gentlemen can be had at
REASONABLE RATE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21
Don't Put Off

Until tomorrow what you can do
to-day. II you are suffering from
a torpid liver, Or constipation,
don't wait until tomorrow to get
help. Buy a bottle of Herbine
and get that liver working right.
Promptness about health saves
many sick spells. Mrs. Ida
Gresham, Point, Tex, writes: 81
used Herbine in my family for six
years, and find it does all it claims
to do" Sold by Arcadia Valley
Drug Co.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

WANTED-Two Jersey heifers,
two years old. Apply at this
Office.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

B.. N. Brown is making some big
bargains in winter goods.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21
Extraordinary clothing values
at Lopez's.
Baby

Should be sunshine in the house,
and will be if you give it Whites
Cream Vermifuge, tho best worm
medicine offered to suffering hui
manity. This remedy is becom-
ing the permanent fixture Of all
households. a mother with chill
dren can't got along without a
bottle of Whites Cream Vermi-
fuge in the house. Sold by Ar
cadia Valley Drug Co.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

Andrew Irwin and Alyin Orr
have been visiting their brother
in-law on Big Creek for a few
days.
S. A. Orr has been on the sick
list for a couple Of weeks, but is
all right now.
| am informed that the Stave
Company gave Mr.. Boatner orders
to raise the price on short slaves
to twenty per hundred, and if the
farmers would not haul for that, to
raise the price till they would haul.
Now that sounds all right, and
looks like live and let live. The
company never have paid enough
for hauling. But that sounds like
business and it is now up to the
farmer.
VIM. Wadlow made a flying trip
to Sabula Sunday to see how his
team is getting along, also, to see
his parents.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. Charley
lvester, a girl. All are doing we'll.
Mrs. George Ketchersides is
visiting Mrs. Dora Bormn.
KNOWNOTHING. ,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

For SALE--Two good work
mules, cheap. H. M. COLLINS.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

We are having pleasant weather
at this writing, and some of the
farmers are busy blowing.
B. M. Patterson has moved his
family to the VIM. Sutton farm.
Mr.. and Mrs. L, L. Sutton visit
ed R. E. Wren and wife Sunday.
Oscar Signer went to Log Town
Sunday.
Miss Carrie Allgier is visiting
her sister, Mrs. B. M. Patterson.
Several dogs have been caught
in steel traps lately.
G. K. Polk and wife, Geo. J..
Reeves and wife, w. P. Patterson,
wife and daughter spent Sunday
with Mr. and Mrs. j. A. Smith.
Miss Bertha Signer is staying
with Mrs. Conley of Log Town.
Married-At the home of the
BRIDES parents, Mr.. and Mrs. p.
Allgier, February II, 1907, Mr..
Tom Miller and Miss Frances ALL
gier. Tommy is one OF Marble
Creeks young farmers, and we
wish him and his bride every
happiness.
Miss Hattie Kimmel Of Kimmel-
vile was on Marble Creek last
week. Us THREE.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

REoIsTRR ofaoe for JOB work.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1907-02-21

1t is very muddy on the creek,
but we had some fine weather
Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Lora Reeves and her BROTH
er, Adrain, were guests of the
Misses Signer Sunday.
Miss Annie Smith was the guest
of Miss Bertha Wren Sunday
mornig, and in the afternoon
Bertha was the guest of Annie.
Adrain Reeves has returned
home from his work.
The Sunday school is getting on
nicely.
Our teacher, Miss Lula Polk,
had a very nice entertainment the
night Of the last day of school.
There r plenty of good looking
boys on the creek now.
Jim Smith went after slaves
Wednesday.
Walter and Davy Wren made a
flying trip to Ironton Saturday.
Adrain Reeves and his cousin,
Lawrence Lucy, of Grain Pond,
were here Sunday.
Quite a large crowd attended
Sunday school.
Miss Hattie Kimmel was seen on
our streets Monday.
Born-To Mr.. and Mrs. Ivester,
February A, 1907, a boy.
Misses Bertha Wren and Hattie
Kimmel were out riding Monday.
Lewis Sutton was the guest OF
Robert Wren one day last week.
Mrs. Lizzie Wren visited her
daughter one day last week.
Mrs. Signer visited Mary Smith
Monday.
Sim Smith has boys enough for
all his teams.
We are sorry to say that little
Willie SECULAR is very sick, but
we hope for her speedy recovery,
SUNFLOWER,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

From The New York sun.
rs funny. but it,s true. sighed
the gray beaded man. that most ali
the blpshine that IL done in New York
nowadays is done by men. Novelists
ought TO make a note Of that. II they
want % be strlctly accurate In their
attempts % portray ccntemporaneous
New Yors NE they mast cut out that.
IodIfashtoned phrase HI hilshed like
R girl That doesn't mean anything
now. Girls don't blush any more
that Is New York etrls don't Not for
an ace have 4 cen a feminine face
snffissd with the aash romantic. But
I've seen men blush, lots OF em. ii
beheoyes authors U bear that physioi.
olosical change in mind and whenever
they write about &C b s. epigram or
anything else that groves a little too
strong for feminine sensibiiiues they
will hsyo to describe its effect on the
abashcd auditor by saying She blush.
ed like . man.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23
You Big, STRONG NAN.

f"|-.HL
From the Chicago Record-Herald.
You big. strong man, with yoar bully
ing way
And your bullying muscles and lord
ly pride.
Scoring what others may think or
say.
care,essly flinging people aside.
Do you ever think as you plunge along,
or the day when, d weak and pitiful
thing,
YOU shall sist. Tor a hand that is kind
and strong
To which you mqy cling?
You big. strong man, with your cyni.
cal sneer
Ard your scorn for the weak whom
you trample down.
sprunirg the cripple and rouslng fear
In tie hearts Of those upon whom
yoa frown,
Do you e pause in. your headlong
course
To think Of the day that must sure
~ come
when your hairy fist shall have lost
Its force
And your lips be dumb2
You big strong man, with your bull,
lying way
An / your bullying muscles and ruth.
less grip,
You shall Imply lie or. yo,r back some
day,
with look of dread and a trem-
bling lip,
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23
Travelling Auditors
On the Trains
WILL SHORTLY nF PLACED, Ac-
coRDiNc TO A sEmLoFFiciAL
ANNOUNCEMENT.

cLARKsBuRts. IAN! 2ss=2n was
learned from semsoniciai sources
Tuesday that travelling auditors are 10
be placed ON every through passenger
train on the Baltimore and Ohio rain.
road within a short time. For the
past few months the company has
been experimenting with this new ser-
vice. and while no Official announce
ment has been made, executive Off
cials are understood to have practi-
ca1ly decided upon this move. There
Is q number Of reasons why this new
department has bon established, the
principal one being to give the pas
senger conductors assistance in the
handling Of their trains. 1t is be,
.tieyed that fewer accidents will 90
cur, and 1t is possible that other rail.
way systems will teke similar action
in the near future.
On many of the through trains. as
well as on certain local trains, the
conductors time is taken up in col.
Letting fares aud looking after pas.
sengers: He has but little time to
devote to the train. but the executive
officials figure that accidents would
occur less frequently If the con.
ductor had more time to look after
the train. It is planned to have the
travelling train auditors look after
the tickets, mileage books and cash
fares and practically take charge of
all work of that character. The
conductor Will devote practically his
entire time to the operation of the
train. So far this service is in
vogue on only a few trains operating
on the Eastern divisions. The of
~icials are said to have found the
work of the auditors very satlsfac,
tory and the new service will likely
be installed on the Pittsburg division
within the next few days.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

Gently and momse-s Ia committee
sopms all oye The capitol heard plain
" what was eoIns on In the House.
The debates tsilg tai:eu in by an In
nrcent f.sk "a Speaker lannon's deslt.
%Phono9raph as Partner.
An EFFORT IS being mate 10 bring the
~Snonosrapa INTO Conjunction with the
telephone ~ IN ir.stnnce Of what
maj result from tsiE confirmation. the
smntry aostor may say into his Talk.
fnS mpcttre Pave gone out 10 BIZ
smith VIII resitn at III O'clock
leave your name and address and
what IS wanted. Isxe-S person who
calls up le number wiil be answered.
by the pLoncgranh. which is not liza.
bic TO the Iiipses of memory with
which Office boys are affl'eted. When.
ithe doctor returns he ran turn on the
other phorosranh Tie receiving one,
and it vii, tell him who called up
while he was away, and what they
wanted. And there WIN be no mis-
taxes. IL his caller suffered or
rneezed, Or swore gently under his
breath, a faithful Repatriation OF all.
t!iat hapneGel with On the record.
Talkias a yhoua1rd Miles.
The automatic telephone which is
being successfully tseI Ia many places
does aaas With the ..hciic girls and.
kibstitutes q feticateiy arranged eisc.
trical onntriydnce which makes the
cci.aect,on in response to a movement
made on tie diti by the party destr.
ing TO talk. While this device can't
gossip, ann viii take all the profanity
coming its way without senturtng to
Sass back 1t can't tell :yo the time
or wherS the FIRE ts.
Hotels low lave telephones In ev-
cry room and In scne Of the more
modern oues there is ,sn Instrument In
the elevator which sinT be used when
the lift is in motion as well us when
stnnging still. Another appliance has
been perfected which viii enable a
t.ayeler or u train eotEs at high.
speed. to talk over the telephone to
his friends N their homes. This is
accomplished by .malirs a circuit
through a jet of. \ oter thrown from
tho engine agcmst a wire stretched
n!cpg the track. Experiments are be.
Ing made in wireless telephony, and
already a conversation las been held.
ut u distance of II ,nileG by means
OF wireless tel hone apparatus. Per
sistcnt EFFORTS are beirs made to i'm
prove tho long Distance service. In
rostcn, not ion, ago, a couple Of men
stationed at tables ii the same, room
carried on q. conversation over a cir
cult wire 1000 miles long.
FREDERIC !. HAsKIN.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

To aid in healing old sores, or ulcers,
apply DR.. Pierce's All-Healing Salve
to them while taking the ~Golden Med
ical Discovery +" to purify and enrich
the blood.
DR.. Pierce's All Healing salve is
cleansing and pain relieving, 1t de-
stroys the bad odors arising from sup
purating, OF running, sores and puts
them in the best possible condition for
healing.
The All Healing salve /" is a superior
dressing for all open, running, or sup
purating, Sores or Ulcers. For healing
open wounds, cuts and scratches it is
unsurpassed.
II your medicine dealer does not have
the tAll-H Healing Salve" in stock mail
so cents in postage stamps to Or. X. V.
Pierce, Buffalo, N. V, and you will
receive it by return post.
In treating all open sores, or ulcers,
bolls carbuncles aud other swellings, it
is Important that DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery be taken persistcutly
to purify the blood and thereby remove,
the cause of the trouble. It is in the
blood that the great battle OF health has
to be fought. The ulcer and the sore
are simply the scarlet flowers of disease,
with roots running down into the blood.
1nese roots must be ernutcated or the
disease will break ont afresh. Golden
Medical Discovery cleanses the blood
of all foul and poisonous accumulations,
pushes out the dead and waste matter,
and thus purities the entire life current.
Disease in the flesh must die out Nhen
it is no longer fed by foul blood.
rGolden Medical Discovery effectively
cures disease in the flesh by curing its
CAUSE in the blood.
II yg6 have bitter, nasty, foul taste
IN yodf mouth, coated tongue, foul
breatH are weak and easily tired, feel
deprsssed and respondent, have FREE
qught headaeiies, dizzy attacks, gnaw-
ing<9r dist1Ess in stomach, constipated
or issegulEr bowels, sour or bitter
risingk afyer eating and poor appetite,
these Symptoms, or any considerable
numbErfot them, indicate that you are
sufeTDs from biliousness, torpid, or
lazyflyHer with the usual accompanying
indite stion, or dyspepsia and It's attend
ant arrangements.
The best agents known 70 medical
science or che cnTe offhc aboye symp-
InSIMdIondltIonslE
Writings of Ieadmg teachers md -prnctE
tioners -oLaI-the -schools OF medical
praciice-haye been skiIifuily and har-
moniously combined in DR.. Pierce's
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23


rect that 1t rs now barely 80 years old.
St Is Thoroughly easf. ned upon ouf
daily life. Aicxaa.cer Graham Bel. Its
I'M entof. is stsn q familiar figure ON
the streets 81 warhinefcn lie began
Working on me lea N 1874. He com.
nleted the invention in 1875. patented
ii TIE next vcar, and In 1871 Il was
pit INTO pfaettsql commercial nse Al
making he osietnai machine Mr..
Bell then himself with scien.
tide research il ethcr Injections ana.
let . other tnyqnt5rs the task Of
bringing rae dea n5 u It's present.
state Of pes artier.
A half hiilicn icl.ars are now invest.
ed in This r~eyoirtonafy invention.
There i nearly 100000 names In
the telepaone tireesories ofsthe Unit.
cd States Each a woman and
child In the country averages nearly
. hundred taitc o ycar over the tste.
phone. E~.orroas .ettrns have been,
realized from trshfng investments
made years ago when the idea was
IN an exp=rirnertas stagt. Franchises
which were freely given away then
by generous city fathers to men look.
ed upon as sreamers are now worth
millions " dollars, OF late the com
petition between the pc,l. or trust.
companies. and what are known as the
Independent" ccneefns Las racked
tor cities AMI rural communities ev.
erywhcre frcai the Atlantic to the
Pacific.
a ckteaso Yarn.
Telephones have turned some old
theories of business t~opsy.turvy. For
instances. 1t has been the rule of
commerce that the lSrger the business
the cheaper the prcrnrticaate cost of
operation. Nc: so with thu telephone.
Tho greater number CT Instruments at.
tached te an evchanpa. the greater
number ot persons are invited to talk.
This means more operators and more
wires and more exi ense in taking care
Of them. This calls n r nd an unus-
ual complaint TINT was sent into the
Chicago cn,ce not long s.nce. A new
subscriber Indignantly reported that
there WAS something the matter with
tho phone. "TIhy." she said, "I have
had the thing here a week ami the
bell hasn't rung once" Probably no
one has ealled you np.s was suggest
ed. "oh, i hadn't thought Of that"
she replied:
Sermons and Speeches,
No one seems able to forecast the
Possibilities Of tue telephone. Vice
President Fairbanks, wien a Senator.
was a warm alvocate of an arrange
meat by which special delivery let
tors, properly cesisrated. should be
opened by the postmaster and read
over the telephone to the addressee.
Ore of the r;os. sterling develop
mients is tn arrangement which will
give a man m opoprtnn.ty to sit in
his home Sa.usy mcrp'ng and hear
his. %fayorite pre ichcr extound the Cos.
pei. Such a cortriyance was hintei at
ia Bellamy's Looking Backward" A
trial of this idea was given in the Ma
House of Representatives re-
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

Tucked with fury. Mr.. Thompson tells
81 an Indian woman who entered the
"stcr to. Oil a bucket. She was ut
talked by the fish and reached shore
only to die in fifteen minutes. The
hesh was literally torn from her body,
Str. Dart. who was with Mr.. Thomp-
sou. caught n of the fish and pulled
II upon the bank. He held the cartb
urider his foot while lie pointed at the
peculiar teeth with his finger. With a
quick movement the carib topped out
from under Mr.. Darts foot aud seized
him by tile finger, cutting that member
to the bone. The fish frequently have
hecn known to bite ordinary fishhooks
in two.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

There is more catarrh In this sec.
ton of the country than all other dis
eases put together. and until the last
few years was supposed TO be incura-
bic. For a great many years doctors
pronounced 1t a local disease and pro.
scribed local remedies, and by con.
stantly failing 70 cure with local treat.
ment, pronounced IL incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a
constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Halls catarrh Cure. manufactured by
+. ]. Cheney q co. Toledo, Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally IN doses
from 10 drops 70 teaspoonful. 1t
acts directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. They ofter
one hundred dollars for any case 1t
fails to cure. Send for circulars and
testimonials.
Address: F. j. CHENEY eco,
Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists. 75c.
Take Halls Family Pills for consti.
patton.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23
NOTICE.

All property owners and water con.
sumers of the city are hereby notified
to comply with city ordinance regu-
lating the $ OF water. In case OF
failure to comply with said ordinance,
such yiolators will be liable to a
heavy fns and be deprived of using
city water. An inspector will visit
your premises.
]. Il. SWISHER, Water Com.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23
THE WIFE

Is very careful about her churn. She scdds it thoroughly after using,
and gives it a sun bath. to sweetea it. She knows that if her churni is
sour it will faint the butter that is made in it. The stomach is churn.
In the stomach and digestive and nutntive tracts are performed pro
cesses which are almost exactly like the churning Of butter. Is it not
apparent then that if this stomachschurn is foul it makes foul all which
is put into it?
The evil of a foul stomach is not alone the bad taste in the mouth
and the foul breath caused by it, but the corruption of the pure current
Pierces Golden Medical Discovery makes the sour and foul stomach
sweet. 1t does for the stomach what the washing and sun bath do for
the churn-absolutely removes every tainting or corrupting element.
In this wayit cures boches, pimples, eruptions, scrofulous sNenings,
sores, or open eating ulcers and all humors' or diseases arising from
bad blood.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

To have beautifui. perfect, pink, vel
vet-like lips, apply at bedtime a light
coating Of DR.. Shops Green salye.
Then, next morning. notice carefully
the eject Dry, cracked, or colorless
lips mean feverishnes, and are as well
Ill appearing. Or. Shops Green salve
is soft, creamy, healing ointment, that
viii quickly correct any skin blem-
ish or ailsneLt. Get d free trial box
at our store n be convinced. Large.
Glass Jars. 25 cts. Sold by u. a. Bill
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

Mr. ohm Lasbam is suffering from
injuries received by an accident
which occurred snnssy ~ his home
1T East Park. Fir. I.athan was walk,
Ing around the house Sunday morning
when the fierce wind gliew owe a
large door. wbi,a was leaning against
the house. lust as he q passing. The
door struck hiis in frilins and knock
ell him unconscious. After a short
time he rallied conscionsness, but is
confined 10 hin bod with the bruises
and injuries received bv the blow. 1t
is hoped that Mr.. I.ashsm will soon
reccse r from the seeident and be
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

Golden Medical Discovery. That this
is absolutelystrue will be readily proven
to your satisfaction il you will but mail
a postal card request to DR.. R.v. Pierce,
Buffalo, n. Y, for a free copy of his
booklet OF extracts from tile standard
medical authorities, giving the names
ot all the ingredients entering into his
world-lamed medicines and showing
what the most eminent medical men OF
the age say Of them.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23
Cures Woman's Weaknesses.

We refer TO that boon to weak, nerv.
Gus, suffering women known rs DR..
Pierce's Fayorite Prescription.
DR.. John Fyfe n of the Editorial
staff OF THE EcLEcT1c MEDICAL RE
VIEW says of Unicorn root (Helonias
Dioiea) which is n of the chief ingre-
dents OF the vFavorite Prescription
IA remedy which inyarlably acts as a uter-
ins ~SlSofqtor : makes for normal ac-
He continues ln Helonlas we have q medical
mcnt WHICH more fully. answers the above
%deqldated. In tile treatment of diseases be-
cullar 70 women It's seldom that q case Is
sSsn Which dos not present some Indication
says: rThe following are among the leading
indications for Helonias Unicorn root. Pain
atomic Weal1 Conditions OF the nrodnct
nrsSliS OF women; mental depression and tr.
tho reproductive ORGANS of women : constant
sensation OF heat In tile region OF the isid-
neys /; menorrhaGla mOOdinE: due TO a weak
~atncrorthca Suppressed or ahsnnt mofthiy
periOdA. arising frum or a~ccompnnyInR an
and ancinic Chin blood) hnblt !: dragcins
aDdpmeii." 80
II Q or less of the above symp-
do betler-than take. DIR Pierce,s FAVOR.
tie Prescription. ID OF the leading N.
gredlents-oi-Mhic is Unicorn-root--nr
Helouiasl and the medicalprnperties-n
which it-most- faithfully repsesents.
OF Golden Seal root another promi.
nent Ingredient of NEayorite Prescrip-
ton, . Prof. Finley llingwood, NJ. D., of
Bennett Medical College, Chicago, says.
MT Is an Important remedy in disorders OF
The womb inl az Ss,arrsai sonditions
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
faithfully represents the above named
ingredients and cures the diseases for
which they are recommended.
DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the
original Little Liver Pills, first put up
by old DIR. Pierce over 40 years ago.
Much initiated, but never cqualed.
Easy to take as candy.
The Fairmont West Virginian. (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1904-1914, 1907-01-23

Mrs. HiShmus nnrryIng into the
kItchenl-verena. what viii the COM
pany thlnkE I'm mortified 10 death!
That turkey isn't half done.
cook-you folks is awful hard TO
suit, ma'an. You was findIn' fault the
other day cause the steak was cooked.
too mueh.-Chicago Tribune.