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Force Exerted by tho Heart.

The force exerted by the heart equals
l20 tons lifted one foot. In other
words, the work Of the heart is equiv
alent to raising Its own weight 10000
feet In one hour. A strong man car
raise himself but 1000 feet in an hour.
This enormous force, IL exerted by the
heart through a fixed rigid pipe, would
shoot the blood along with each Jerk
at a rate OF 200 feet a second. How
ever. the arteries, being elastic, are
distended by the jerk or beat Of the
heart, and when the heart pauses after
the beat the contraction Of the arteries
sends the blood along In a steady non
intermittent flow, which averages
about one foot a second.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
APRIL A COLD MONTH
This Year the Thermometer Ranged
Below the Average and Broke
the Eleven Year: Record.

There no was weeping over the dis
appearance OF the month OF April
this year, which has proven the
coolest IN the past eleven years and
with as little moisture, and in this
latter respect if it had not been for
the % of last Saturday the pre-
%cipitation for the month would have
been exceedingly small. AS it was
the moisture aE ounted to !. SO inches.
The warmest day Of the month was
or the ID, when the thermometer
registered 10 degrees. and on the
two following days it was 10 and p,
respectively, but after that the good
weather went glimmering. From
those dates on to the end of the
month the mercury hung around 40
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Order to show Cause on Application of
Guardian for Order of Sale of
Rcnl Estate,
Ute of South Dakota. County

State of South Dakota, County of
Dawson. IS. In County Court.
In the mater of the guardianship of
Joseph l.mmett Kelley and Thomas
Kelley, minors.
Order to show cause ON application
of Guardian for Order of Sale of Real
Estate.
1t appearing to this Court, from the
petition this day presented and filed by
Nora M. Kelley, the Guardian of the
persons and estates of Joseph Emmett
Kelley and Thomas Kelley, minors,
praying for an order of sale of certain
real estate belonging to her said wards,
said wards that such real estate should
be sold, at private sale.
1t is hereby oroereu that the next of
kin of the said wards, and all persons
Interested in the said estate, appear
before this Court on Saturday the 18th,
day of .,lay, n. ID. ao1. at 10 O'Clock
A. M, at the Court room of said Court,
at Mitchell, in said County then and
there to show cause why an order
should not be granted for the sale of
such estate.
And it is further ordered that a copy
of This order be pub ished at least
three successive weeks before the day
of hearing, in the Mitchell Capital a
newspaper printed and published in
said Dawson County.
Dated April goth, 1907.
BY the Court, w. Abbey, Judge of the
County Court.
Attest: $. Cattren, Clerk of the
County Court. (SEAL)
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
The Turkish Maooa

In most of the houses in Constant
nople rs we'll as in other cities Of Tur-
key heating In winter Is done by means
of the so called ''mangal." This con-
sists principally of a receptacle for
burning charcoal. A mangal may be
nothing else than such q simple brass
or iron receptacle or may be quite an
artistic and expensive article Of most
are and valuable workmanship. The
charcoal is first thoroughly burned
through, and when 1t no longer e1nits
any fame OIL odor the mangal is
brought into the room for purposes of
heating. Sometimes 1t happens that
proper attention is not paid to the
burning charcoal. with not %infrequent
fatal results.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
WITH DINNER PARTY
Century Club Closed Thei,
Season Of Study With a Fine
Dinner Party.

After a winter OF long and inter
esting study, and one of profit to the
members. the Twentieth Century
Club closed its season Wednesday
with its annual dinner party. which
was held at the spacious home of
Mr.. and Mrs. L. j. Spangler. the
husbands OF the members being the
guests of homer.
geographical name, and in many
cases the symbols used were unique
and original. Until dinner was
announced the guests spent the time
in trying tc figure what the others
represented.
AT I o'clock the guests found their
places at the various tables. which
were arranged i'm the different rooms.
The tables were daintily laid With
maIguerites, the club flower, which
formed the decorations. A most temp
ting and delicious repast was served
by the Misses Ruth, Morrow, Jayne,
and Dickey. After the refreshments
were finished, the guests assembled
in the parlors and they were richly
entertained with a humorous reading
by Mrs. Jay a. Dundas. The
balance of the evening was spent i'm
a series Of contests that served to
finish Off a most delightful and
pleasant occasion.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Had to Take the Trip.

A Philadelphia dentist was not long
ago in receipt of an extraordinary or
der from a man in Altoona DESTROYS Of
providing himself with n set of teeth to
replace those lost by reason of a kick
from a mule.
my mouth" wrote the Altoona man
to the dentist, sis three and a quarter
inches across and tive-eighths inches
through the jaw. 1t is shaped like a
horseshoe. toe forward. If you want
any more particulars, I'll have to come
to Philadelphia.'-New York Times.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
AN %oRA1oRlCAL CONTEST.
An oratorical and Gold Media! Con
test We're Held at the City
Hall "Wednesday Evening.

As The closing feature OF the con-
vention Of the intercollegiate
Prohibition Association, an or.orical
and gold medal contest we're held at
the city hall Wednesday evening
which were attended 10y a fair
audience. Ralph Jewell, OF Dakota
Wesleyan University, and Miss Grace
Handy, OF Washington Springs, were
the only contesting orators. and the
judges awarded the decision to Mr..
Jewell.
In the gold medal contest, which
was held under the auspices OF the
w. { L u, there were four college
contestants, and the medal was
awarded to Albert Kay. The plo-
auctions were all good and we'll
represented the ideas of the prohibit
ton feature OF b e--occasioE. The
judges on both contests were Rev.
Walter NJ. Grafton, Quincy Lee
Morrow and Daniel Polling
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
MITCHELL MARKET REPORT
p. r. Storer. stockbuver.
Major. Dent.

Bay stallion, standard bred, No.
3S,732, American Trotting Register,
under rule /, volume 16. Record
2:14A half mile track. He was be-
hind the money only three times in
four years of hard racing and good
horsemen all say he can take a mark
of 2:10 on a mile track. Look this
good individual up and raise a span
of speedy drivers. He will be for
service at Driving Park, Mitchell, S.
D., care of j. L. McCornish, on Tues
day and Wednesday each week. Fee
$1,000.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
TO DEBATE AT vERMILLIoN
Dakota Wesleyan Team Will Contest
With State University at ver-
million May 10.

There are three young men over at
the University, who, aside from
taking care of their regular studies,
are delvipg hard into facts and figures
relative to municipal ownership
concerning street railway problems.
On that question they are fortifying
Themselves i'm an atlirmative-- way
which will place.them in the way of
successfully combating the opposition
that three young men of the state
university at Vermillion will present
when the two debating teams meet
on the platform for the discussion Of
the question.
The annual debate between the
team of Dakota Wesleyan of this city
and the State University of Ner-
million will take place on Friday
evening, May 10. at Vclmillion.
Last year Vermillion came up to
Mitchell for the debate and Mitchell
won over the state institution and
had solue points 10 spare. 1t will be
the ambition of Vermililon to even
things up this year, but the student
body has such confidence in the
three young men who will speak for
Dakota Wesleyan that they are
already predicting a victor.
Mitchell's debating team is made
up Of James III. Dobson, Roscoe e..
Satterlee and Sidney j. Graham.
Vermlllion's team is composed of
Messrs. Dugan, Lyon and Bail. One
of Nermillicn's teams was defeated
last week i'm a debate with the Iowa
University team.
The question to lie debated is as
follows: "Resolved, That American
Cities should find the solution of
their street railway problem in muni-
cipal ownership and operation"
The atlirn ative side Of the question
was left TO Mitchell after Nermillion
had tie first choice and took the
negative. Mitchell has the popular
side Of the debate as an incentive tc
harder work to win.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03

snn - ~i,A cloudy "eati.e, pre-
a good portion 81 the time.
The coolest days OF the month was
on the 18TH u l7th, wnen the
mercury touched II degrees. tut the
~ cold came on the 29ti1,
when 1t touched the II MARIA time
WHEN ii ought TO have been much
"tfmcf than ii was.
In looking over The records for tie
past II years the thermometer has
ranged on an average OF 10 degrees
higher Than This year.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Patmore's Wit.

IN the early Gays Of the Franco
Prussian war the Emperor William
was in the tebit of sending kilograms
of a somewhat religious character to
the queen. The late Coventry Pat
more. the English poet, hit this off in
the following skit:
By will divine. my deal Augusta.
We've gained a battle-such a busterl
Ten thousand Frenchmen sent below.
Praise God from whom all BLESSINGS aow.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Ar Aristocra.ic Young Person.

"Mabel is Il perfect aristocrat when
1t to pride"
"How SOP"
"Why. she wouldn't engage herself to
young Winkler until she had asked
him how he got all his money, and
when he told her that he got 1T from
his father she said hat was all right
she was afraid he might have earned
some of it."-Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Making 1t Worse.

Wife-Tm sorry l scolded you this
morning, dear. 1t has affected my
peace of mind all day.
Husband-Oh, her you have made
the discovery at last. have you?
Wife-What discovery?
Husband-That you have only a piece
Of mind.-St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
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Then We'd Hear Something.

ITS in the world of politics." said
the talkative man. that the truth Of
the old saying money talks is most
frequently proved"
yes" replied the wise citizen, "but
If hush money would only talk. what
sensations we would haver'-Detroit
Free Press.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
A Diplomat.

II uay, father" queried little John
ny, whats q %diplomatw
"a diplomat, my son." replied the old
man, 'is a person who doesn't mean
what he means others to think he.
means"
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
A DANGEROUS Luxury

Il like to rear a man say just what
he thinks" said the frank. outspoken
person.
"Yes," answered the diplomat. "It's
amusing to hear him. But I shouldn't
care to be the NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Star.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
MITCHELL R A MARKET.

Wheat, No. 2, 72c; No. 3, CSC;
No. 4, &c; rejected, SIC ;-.hax, sl.0l;
oats 33c; shelled corn. Soc; bailey,
sac; rye, SIC.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
pamper.

Marion-I showed papa those verses
you wrote me, and he seemed pleased.
Harry-He did: Marion-Yes. He said
he was so glad to see you were not Al
poet.
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Mary,s PROPOSALS.

did Miss Flyppe receive many pro-
posals while at Blackpooly"
MANY! Why. receiving proposals
has got to be a habit with her. She
has got SO used to them that she can't
hear a soda water bottle pop without
exclaiming, This is so suddenr"-
Taller.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Mot Her Gama.

Low BRIDGE sang out the guide
taking the party over the vessel.
The society matron held her head
still higher. with appreciation of her
consequence.
ooh. but | always play high" she re-
marked in naughty disdain Of the
warning. Baltimore American.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Str'ayed.

Four steer calves from my place
on the Lisbon Union town line. Any
one knowing the Whereabouts of
same, please phone or write me and
receive reward.
G. w. DOWNS,
r. f. ID. No. 8. Mt. Vernon, S. d.
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Letter to Mr.w. Clark, Mitchell, I'D.

Letter to Mr.W. Clark, Mitchell, $. ID.
Dear Sir Father and son: one
is glad. the other is sad. Devoe;
le~ad-and-oil,
Mr., Charles llollenbeck, Fair
Haven, n Y. painted his house Devoe
three years ago; his father, same
time, painted his house lead-and-oil.
The fathers house is all chalked-
off; the sons is as good as new.
time.
Yours truly,
+ w Devoe & Co
New York and Chicago
=. III. Gosche sells our paint.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Death of a Young Man.

Clarence Raymord, aged IS years,
the son of Mr.. and Mrs. C. f. Ray
mond, who live some distance out
on First Avenue east, died at Mo-
bridge Thursday afternoon, as the
result of brain fever, having been
sick but three days. Mr.. Raymond
was called there but arrived a little
too late. The body of the boy was
brought home Saturday morning and
taken to the residence. Last month,
with his brother, Jesse, Clarence
! vent up to Mobridge to work on the
Milwaukee railroad bridge. Mr.. and
Mrs. Raymond will have the sincere
sympathy of their friends in the loss
of their son.
Funeral services were held over
the remains of Clarence Raymond at
the home Of his parents, Mr.. end
Mrs. Q. f. Raymond, east OF town,
Sunday afternoon at 2:3O O'Clock,
which were conducted by Rev. Edker
Burton, pastor Of the Baptist
church. TIE remains were laid to
rest in Graceland cemetery. The
death of the young man is a sad blow
to the parents, who will have the
sincere sympathy of al! in their
| bereavement.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
A Problem.

dad" began Bobby. 1.-The world is
round. isn't ft?"
$50 believe, my son." replied dad.
"Well. dad" continued Bobby, chow
a it come to an end?"-Harper's
Weekly.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
So Sudden.

Carsone-Would you like to own q
puppy, Miss Cacelia? Cecelia-Oh. Mr.,
Carsone, this is so sudden!-Young'e
Magazine.
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Notice of Sale.

NOtIcc Oh SHIc.
State of South Dakota. County of
Dawson. IS. In County Court.
In the matter of the estate of l.. III.
-Nabingcr. Deceased.
TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.
Pursuant to an order of Court made
by the County Court of Dawson County
South Dakota. on the 18th day of
April, 1900. the undersigned, A. c.
Greene. administrator OF said estate.
will Sell the following described lands
belonging to said estate. to-wit: Lots
8 and 10 in Block 5 in +. M. G%reene's
addition to the city Of Mitchell in
Dawson County. South Dakota, accord
ing to the recorded plat thereof, said
lands to be sold at private sale on or
after the 21st day of May. 1907.
The terms of said sale are as fol-
lows: to-wit: Cash.
Offers or bids for said lands will be
received by the undersigned at his
residence in Mitchell. Dawson County,
South Dakota, or may be left at the
office of Il. j. Spangler, on Main Street
in MITCHELL, South Dakota, and all bids
must be in writing.
Dated this l st day of May, 1907.
A. G. Green, Administrator.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Got His.

do cigarettes annoy you, Miss
kean?'
Not at all. It's the fellows who
smoke them that l can't stand for
Cleveland Leader.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Not So You'd Notice II.

"Say, old man. do you think your ILL
hess is %serious?'
Serious? Well, there's nothing very
funny about it.'-Harper's Weekly.
The Mitchell capital. (Mitchell, Dakota [S.D.]) 1879-1918, 1907-05-03
Twelve Inches7

Say. pa
well, what?"
"Is a man who has one foot in the
grave dying by inchesY"-New York
Press.
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Strange, but True

Hewitt-That fellow is as broad as
he is long.
Jewett-And still they say he isn't a
Quare man.-Puck.
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Warm lined shoes .. eoss Robin,
sons. "a a
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Warm lined shoes At cost; Robin
sons. - m9a
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Q . q . Q 9 Q Q Q . Q Q . Q
500 REWARD. sioo.

The readers OF this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science hai
been able to cure in all its stages
and that is Catarrh Halls Catarrl
Cure Is The only positive cure nov
known to the medical fraternity Ca
tarrh being a constitutional disease
requires a constitutional treatment
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internal
~. acting directly upon the blood ano
mucous surfaces OF the system, there
by destroying the Foundation of the
disease. and giving the patien
strength by building up the constitu
ton and assisting nature IN doing iti
work. Tho proprietors hare so muci
faith in It's curative powers that the!
offer One Hundred Dollars for any
case that it fails to cure Send for list
ot testimonials.
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Poo,baii Team Of Girls.

Wellesley celiege girls are orgnnlS
Ing a football team with the intention
If possible of playing other female
college teams or high school girls, says
a Wellesley Mass special 10 the Fits
burg Dispatch. They have been get
ting pointers from the husky higi'
school boy teams and more or les
coaching The college authorities are
keeping the matter the strictest secret
aud the story only leaked out nadyer
tently when one girl was discussing O
rseent high school game she Witnessed
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s..n. >,1ho Kind Ysu haVe NHays BOlgh
signature oi LITHRzIZMI
Chinese sacred Numbsrs.

Religious superstition asserts itseii
In Chinese architecture, and the uni
versal sacredness of the numerals
three and nine is shown in the ar
rangement OF temple doors. There Is
. temple gateway TO each Of the halls
Of the imperial palace. and the same
order of things prevails at the Mins
topbs, and the sacred person Of the
Emperor when he was in his Pekins
home could only be approached, oven
by the highest officers, after three
times three prostrations. The tenn
pie Of heaven has triple roof, triple
marble staircase and all its mystic
symbolism points other to three or It's
multples.
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phons sss t0r Ies crssm.
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WATERLOO BRIEFS.

Waterloo. Jan 10.-Mrs w. A. Nc
Nally Is visiting in Crescent City this
week
The literary meeting was well at
tended Saturday night
Norstrom is on the sick list this
week
Mrs ID. w Jehries has improved
I'M health since the last writing.
Miss Reta Mitchell OF Edmond is
visiting IN Waterloo this week.
A party Of land buyers from Clin.
ton. m. are here this week looking
FOR homes Several have purchased
farms
ID " Jenrles Is contemplating a
trip to Roger Mills county this week
J. T. Neher of Guthrie preached al
the Rock Mound school house Sunday
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The Leader counting room Is kept
open until 1890 on Saturday nigatA
This is for the convenience Of city sub
scribers Who do not see the collectors
during the week. Whlle Gn towa
kindly drop in ana see the aircuiasos.
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Alfonso, king of Aragon, was ons
day examining the different articles IN
his jewelers. shop In company with
many ladies' of his court. ue had
scarcely left the house when the jew.
eler missed a diamond of great value
and ran after him, complaining of the
theft. The king. not willing publicly
20 disgrace any OF Ills attendaits com
manded large basin full Of sand TO
be brought him. into which he directed
each person to put IN the hand cllnched
and to draw II out hat. BY this means
the diamond was LETT in the sand, IN
known by whom.
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Official Journal Of the Proceedings
of the Constitutional Convention
ession, "wednesday. January Q, 1907. TO A. M.

Morning session "wednesday. January ., 1907 10 A. NJ
Convention met pursuant o adjournment
ron was all present except Edley
rison of and
Edey
OF
with the Committee Crimes and Msdemeano its chairman
President Ellis Chairman that Committee
md the appointment confirmed
presented being petition relating
compulsory the Committee Education
by Petition 1876 being petition
the Clubs relating forestry which
erred to the Committed General Provisions
presented by petition
the womns Clubs Norman relating legislation CHILD labor
which Provisions.
Idedke Petition being petition
prohibition
erred TO the Committee Liquor Traffic
Petition being petition with
saltwater prohibition
the Committee Traffic
Mr. Roberts presented request Petition No iOs being petition
praying prohibition. which
the Committee Liquor Traffic
presented by request petition
wynnevood praying
o the Committee Liquor Traffic.
Roberts Petition petition
statewide prohibition
'hieh referred to the Committee ON Liquor Tranc
presented by Petition being petition
prohibition which
referred the Coumittee Liquor Tranc
presented by request, 49, ss
prohibition which
he Committee Liquor Tmnc
Mr. Mccanco presented by request
prohibition which
the Committee Tranic.
presented by request petition with
statewide prohibition which
Committee Liquor Traffic
presented by
Citizens said be considered
the
Committee Counties and County Boundaries.
presented by
Caddo relating proh
ion which refer to Liquor
presented by petition
prohibition
o Traffic
o and
to attending
the Agricultural Mechanical College saltwater
communication
Convention
the Interior their
deliberations Ellis thanks extended to
Governor Franz
BY the time
taken Committee Rides and
Procedure
Hayes Convention Committee OF the
General orders, Johnston in the
hair Whole
the chair Johnston Chairman the Committee OF the
Whole made follows:
Mr. Chairman Your Committee whole Convention
Report consideration
Section thereof be
the the Whole that be transferred
rade Of the the Committee Federal Relations adou
conditions the Enabling and
he
81
prevailed until 10
n, Thursday January 1907.
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CHOICE OF SECRETARY.
fRy AsaocIated Pregsl

tBy Associated Prcss)
Washington. ID. G., Jan. 0.-The
board of regents OF the Smithsonian
Institution met today to discuss the
choice Of a secretary to succeed the
late Professor Langley. Among those
whose names are being considered,
though they are not applicants for
the place. are David Starr Jordan
president Of Leland Stanford uniyer-
sliy; Charles H. Van Hise, president
Of the University OF Wisconsin, Chas.
y. Walcott. director Of the United
States Geological survey; Charles Il.
Bessey. a noted scientist. and DR..
l.. o. Howard chief entomologist of
the Department OF Agriculture.
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p.n. ,lhe klad fna Aan klhaIs Bggghl
'i'a;,'" !, I4h1lIZz5I

DO you thiuk that goyernmen;
ownership would solve all the problems
OF our civillzationr"
NO" answered the serene citizen;
-but Il would create some new ones.
and SO relieve the monotony. Wash-
mgton Star.