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The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Eddies.


A man who shakes for the drinks
with his friends and does It too often
will find. sooner or later. that his
friends will shake him and the drinks
will make him shake.
The man who Ia as honest as the
day is long finds at this season of the
year that the days are growing
| shorter.
Dun & Co. report II costs more to
live than ever before in the history
Of the United States. But, isn't 1t
worth more now?
In New York, II you shave your.
self, unless you own tame rat. your
wife will be compelled to cut your
hair The BARRIERS will not. BY the
way. take one Of those homemade
hair cuts with sheepshears. It will
carry you back to boyhood and the
home "out yonder."
Our old college chum, Strickland
w. Gillian, recently had his funny
bone broken In a wreck. Cracking
good Joke!
Housewives who bought their
Christmas presents in June should go
over them occasionally to keep out
the moths.
An old axiom says the man is thrice
armed whose cause is just The Buff.
falo News thinks this Is true, but
adds: And four times. he who gets
his blows in fust."
A newspaper speaks OF giant that
weighed seventy stone. Now, how
much Is stone? Answer quickly and
without consulting a dictionary.
The modern Jack Horner does not
sit In corner; he gets up one. in.
stead.
A single pensive maid is often ex
pensive when married
Being miserable Is a habit After a
time 1t becomes a companion. and
later drug. II you are miserable
You are mentally i'll and need men.
tai doctor Put away the thoughts
that shroud your face in gloom, Let
the sunshine in!
Many a black mustache has painted
young woman's face red
THE arc lamps in the street have
real pole-light look" Thus wrote the
funny man on the Philadelphia Bulle.
tin. Then he blew for the night be.
fore the proofreader could send down
word to give no quarter.
Tobacco stains can be removed from
the front of mans linen shirt by
pouring hot water over the spots. II
Is not necessary 10 remove the man
first. In fact, better results are Sc.
cured II the man is inside when the
pouring takes place.
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

make It mp with the EIerslys1 !
fancied so, and told Sam you'd simply
think me meddlesome. The other
matter is the Travellers club. I've
smoothed things out there. I'm going
to put you up and rush you through "
mo. thanks said /. II seemed
incredible to me that had ever cared
about that club and the things 1t rep
resented, as / could remember un-
doubtedly did care. 1t was like look
ing at an outgrown toy and trying to
feel again the emotions II once ex-
cited
Il assure you. Matt, there won't be
was that of a man playing the trump
card in desperate game-he feels 1t
can not lose, yet the stake is SO big
that he can not but be a little ner.
vous.
II do not care to join the Travellers
club" said l, rising Il must ask
you to excuse me. am exceedingly
busy"
A flush appeared in his cheeks and
deepened and spread until his whole
body must have been afire. He seat.
ed himself. You know what I've
come for" he said sullenly, and hum.
bly,, too.
All his life he had been enthroned
upon his wealth. without realizing
1t, he had claimed and had received
Difference solely because he was rich.
He had thought himself, in his own
person, most superior; now, he found
that like q silly child he had been
standing on chair and crying: See
how tall ! am" And the airs. the
cynicism, the graceful condescension.
which had been so becoming to him,
were now as ont of place as crown
and robes on a king taking a swim
ming lesson.
What are your terms, Blackjack?
Don't be too hard on an old friend,
said he, trying to carry off his frank
plea for mercy with a smile.
should have thought he would cut
his throat and jump off the Battery
wall before he would get on his knees
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

TO any man for any reason. And he
was doing 1t for mere money-to try
to save, not his fortune, but only an
imperiled part Of 1t. IF Anita could
see him now!" thought.
To him ! said, the more coldly be,
cause | did not wish To add To his
humiliation by showing him that |
pitied him: Il can only repeat, Mr..
Langdon, you will have to excuse me.
| have given you all the time can
spare"
His eyes were shifting and his
hands trembling as he said: IL will
transfer control of the Coal combine
TO you"
His tones, shameful as the offer
they carried, made me ashamed for
him. For money-just for money,
And ! had thought him a man. If he
had been a selfdeceiving hypocrite
like Roebuck, or frank believer in
the right of might, like Updegraff, /
might possibly, in the circumstances,
have tried to release him from my
net, But he had never for an instant
deceived himself as to the real nature
of the enterprises he plotted. pro
NOTED and profited by; he thought it
smart to be bad, and he delighted
In making the most cynical epigrams
on the black deeds of himself and his
associates.
Better sell out 10 Roebuck," sng.
gested. Il control all the Coal stock
| need"
II don't care to have ANYTHING
further to do with Roebuck," Langdon
answered. rive broken with him"
when a man lies to me-" said |.
he gives me the chance to see Just
how much of fool he thinks | am,
and also the chance to see Just how
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,a':'';'}gE|a'||E
MW UNCLE BY
The Last Swim.


last mite II Froze at thee old diving place,
so stub and me called the last swimmers
Race!
there was lot Of the Fellors went in
Fatty and Billy and Chunky and Skin.
maybe yew think II is warm in the
CriCk
after thee Sun melts the Ice purity quick
jminee Crickets. thee Goose pimples rose
big as thee sting OF u Boa on ycwr nose,
stub wuz as blue AT thee ellis as a fish.
Fat shook like jell when yew pass up the
dish!
then sumone tied Biliy's SHIRT In II knot
seams like he bcllercd at that II hole
lot!
skinny wuZ trying to pick UP n fuss.
Che IL n quarrelsome kind of a cuss)
when down thee hill cum thee Kaliboos
Man
every last won OF us Fcllcrs we Ran,
that mite a caller dropped in 2 see pa
Il cannot help IT," he sed to my Ma.
he wuz Kalboos man after ME!
going In swimming Amt lawful" seq
he
they aint no leaves on them trees by
thee shore.
yew should knot dress by thee hole any
more!''
Gracious, my hart had Fit of thee
Blues
could gist feel It sink down 9 my
Shoes!
when we got near 2 thee Jail in thee
hall
could hear Fat and thee other kids
bawl.
they took us In and thee Mayor he sed.
(which of these Criminals here is thee
Head?"
then he looked Mad! | wuz feeling quite
pale.
speak" sed thee Mayor, "or awl go ,
jail"
then I bawled out. at wuz sist thee Last
Swlml'
somehow that scanned 2 p funny 2 Hint
next thing he lafrsd and explained how
II goes
We should knot 20 In thee Crick without
then he sed, THAT will b swl for this
time"
maybe ysw think that us Kids didn't
KLINE
he is a purity good mayor Mccain
when git growed I will Vote for this
man!
next thing. OF course. SHE will hear from
Miss Brown
wuz arrested for swimming near Town!
that is thee worst of blamed litel
Place
anyhow I won thee last Swimming
Race!
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ever certainly as self-assured But
could now, beneath that manner had
once envied, see the puny soul, with
its brassy glitter of the vanity OF
luxury and show. | had been some.
what afraid of myself-afraid the
sight of him would stir up in me a
tempest of jealousy and hate; as |
looked, realized that | did not know
my own nature. She does not love
this man." thought. IF she did or
could she would not be the woman |
love, He deceived her inexperience
as he deceived mine"
What can do for you?" said to
him politely, much as If he were a
stranger making an untimely inter
ruption.
My look had disconnected him; my
tone threw him into confusion. You
keep out of the way, now that you've
become famous" he began, with a
hating but heroic attempt at his Gus
tomary easy superiority. Are you
living up in Connecticut, too? Sam
Ellersly tells me your wife Is stopping
there with old Howard Forester
Sam wants me to use my good offices
in making it up between you two and
her family.
was completely taken aback by
this cool ignoring of the real situation
between him and me. lmpudence or
ignorance?-I could not decide, II
seemed impossible that Anita had not
told him; yet it seemed impossible,
too. that he would come to me II she
had told him. Have you any bust
ness with me?" said |.
His eyelids twitched nervously, and
he adjusted his lips several times be,
fore he was able to say:
You and your wife don't care TO
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
XXXI.
LANGDON COMES TO THE SUE
FACE

| shall not estimate the vast sums
1t cost the Roebuck.L angdon clique to
maintain the prices of National Coal,
and so give plausibility to the fiction
that the public was buying eagerly.
In the third week of my campaign,
Melville was so deeply involved that
he had to let the two others take the
whole burden upon themselves.
In the fourth week, Langdon came
to me.
The interval between his card and
himself gave me chance to recover
from my Amusement When he on.
tered he found me busily writing
Though I had nerved myself, it was
several seconds before ventured to
look at him. There he stood, prob
ably as handsome, as fascinating as
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05
Wonderful.

A Philadelphia humorist rushes into
print with a story to the effect that he
overheard two women talking In
street car and the conversation wasn't
about clothes,
The Garland globe. [volume] (Garland, Utah) 1906-191?, 1907-10-05

she wishes" said |, ignoring his ques.
ton. Then come to me-"
with him. AS did it, we both re.
membered the last time we had
shaken hands-when he had the roses
for my homecoming with my bride.
1t seemed to me / could smell those
roses.
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A fiiuh Old Time,

Two Chicago men made a trip
around the world on stills. They spent
very little money on the Journey de
spite that such a trip comes high.
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Not Lost.

a ballet. dancer lost her purse and
was greatly alarmed until she remem.
hered that she had left her costume on
the dresser before going ont.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-05-23
BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and village Tola
Briefly for Busy Readera

Il. Estabrook is in Manchester to-
day.
w. J. Griffith OF Dandy is calling on
friends In the village today.
Harry Bentley OF Salem was in
town yesterday, the guest OF Grant
Harbour.
* Harry McKeon moved yesterday In
to the tenement over his drug store
on North street.
u J. c. Gregg has gone TO Rutland
there he will manage the City Park
theatre for Felix Blei during the sum
ner.
Nat Whittier a retired granite man.
ufacturer OF Barre Is In town visiting
his daughter who Is employed at the
Vermont Hosiery a. Machinery com.
pany's mill here.
Rev Charles II. Seymour. former
pastor OF the Congregational church.
who has been visiting his daughter,
Miss Mary Seymour. left this morning
for Peru where he viii spend the sum.
mer.
hODtTt iOlllnh, lnt oluthl NtitIdn ln
the Soldiers Home and one OF the odl.
est veterans In the state who has been
I'm poor health several months Is very
low today and his recovery is given
up. He would be 81 years old next
month.
Another lot OF new hats at Miss
Reyes ready for Decoration day.
The Rev X. w. Field OF the colored
Baptist Mission OF North Adams has
extended his work 10 Bennington. the
colored people OF that town wanting
him TO 10 there. He will hold ser.
vices In the Baptist chapel there
every Wednesday evening. When the
new trolly road TO Bennington opens
close relations will be established be-
tween the mission at North Adams
and that at Bennington.
Mrs II. s. Picand through W. II.
Young. Jr.. OF Troy. has placed over
the grave OF the late Henry s. Picand
at Bennington Center n handsome
Barre granite sarcophagus monument
Dr Don ID. Grout. superintendent OF
the state hospital for the insane al
Waterbury, and his assistant, Dr WI.
Upton. arrived In town last night for
the purpose OF making further exam
nation In the case OF Alfred Mahan
who is In the county jail charged with
numbering his little niece. Ethel Ma
han OF North Bennington. This Is
the third visit OF the specialists.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1907-05-23
TABLE or PERCENTAGEs
uurph,-summer- Bout.

PHILADELPHIA. May 23.-Tommy
Murphy Of New York and John sum.
mers 81 England fought one u the
hardest six round battles ever witness.
ed In this city NJ the National Athletic
club last night. II was Summers nrst
appearance In the ring IN this country.
and he made an excellent impression.
In the frst round he dropped Murphy
with n right 10 the jaw. and IN the
second round the Harlem fighter was
noored twice. and only the ovennxie.
~ Of Summers 10 stop Murphy saved
the latter from taking the count.
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MANHANsET STAKES.
TrsnsvaaI Caught q. w. Burt AT Fin
tsh and Won.

fsh and Won.
NEW YORK, May DC. w. Burt.
an added starter. made strong effort
10 capture the Manhanset stake,, at
Gravesend. He went TO the front at
the rise of the barrier and led the
field through the stretch Miller, on the
favorite, Transvaal catching him In
the last fWlong and winning In a
drive. Four favorites won.
The books received good scorching
In the second race when Sunglow,
backed from 20 70 10 TO I, won with
ease. The winners:
First Race.-Chief Hayes, first; Rose
mount, second: Battleax, third.
Second Race.-Sunglow. first; Aman-
da H.. second; Blue Pigeon, third.
Third Race.-Transvaal first; G. w.
Burt, second; Seymour Beutler, third.
Fourth. Race. - McCarter, first;
Dreamer. second; De Mund. third.
Fifth Race. - Molesey. first; John
smulski, second: Progressing. third.
Sixth Race.-rTilekilns, first; Beard
all, second; Sempro. third.
Seventh Race.-Helen r., first: WI
liam ii, Lyon, second; Gay Gryselle,
third
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Mis-. ni.hop Lead. Golfers.

NEW YORK. May 2l-women golf.
err ON the course 81 the Knollwood
Country club near white Plains took
part In the qualifying medal play
round Of the women's metropolitan
golf championship. Miss bishop. who
won the woman's national champion.
ship three years ago. made the low
score 81 - IN her match with Mr..
Rogers. aud this II the hest card 81
the tournament.
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STATE N.ws

Extensive improvements and addlt
ions are 10 BE- made 90 the state pris
on nc Windsor & large part OF the
fs0.0o0 appropriated by the last legis.
lature will be- expended on the west
wing wnicI h 90 be extended forty
feet and equipped with additional
cells. tne men will be- put In work
shops In one building and the con.
tractors will then give the state 60
cents n day n man instead OF o.
cents as nov. The changes will give
opportunity for the installing OF a
general dining room for all the pris-
oners. J. =. Weeks Of Middlebury.
r. W Hurlburd OF nyde Park and y.
X. Chafee Of Rutland who comprise
the state board Of penal institutions
plan 10 make the repairs By using
prison help as far AS possible.
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r,.,..a.. rir- womep D.pu,i...

HELSINGFORS. Finland. May "a
Pursuant 10 decree issued by Nicho-
las. emperor ~ Russia and grand duke
OF Finland. the members Of the hrst
single chamber diet OF Finland. elect.
cd under the new constitution. assem-.
bled here for the first time. the central
figures la the proceedings b-lng nine.
teen female deputies. the first women
legislators ever elected In Europe. Ev-
Ely party IN the diet counts one or
more women among IT, representa-.
lives. Several 81 the women belong 60
the old Finnish or swedish nobility.
aud there arr ten working women
among the ranks 81 the Socialists.
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T.pnI. roarn., a, New yarL.

NEW YORK. May I'll. H. Hack
EFT. II. l.. wcstfall aud r. II. Pell were
defeated In strnlght sets Ia the Long
Island lawn tennis championship tour
namcnt on the Kings County Clubs
courts. Hackett was beaten by ]. r.
McMahon. former Crescent Athletic
club title holder: westfall lost 20 n.
=. Roberts because Of his erraiic play.
while Pcll was easily overwhelmed by
r.. q. Anderson. the former Canadian
champion. who played n game of all
around strength.
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BOSTON. May 23.-Reginald Van.
derbIlt and the Avondaic farm entries
continue TO win the prizes In the class
60 In which they enter ne the Country
club horse show AZ Brookllnc. and h..
tween them they got about everything
IN the harness classes. SO FAR during
the two days Avondh.c farm has won
ton and Vanderbilt nine FIRST ribbons
while on seconds Vanderbilt has long
lead. with thirteen q them 10 Avon.
dale farms three.
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BENNINGTON BRIEFS
News of the Town and village Told
Brieny for Busy Readers.

btieny tot busy kcaocts.
All new things at the rummage sale
today.
DR. Banks lecture tonight at 7:45 at
the Baptist church.
Mrs John Guiltinan OF Schenectady
is In town today.
Henry Richmond ~ Westwood, N.
j., former resident Is visiting In
town for few days.
Harry Riley Of Hoosick Falls, the
expert drummer will be member OF
the orchestra at the dance In Foresters
hall tomorrow night.
The installation Of the new officers
OF Tucker chapter OES will take place
IN the chapter Masonic hall 10 North
Bennington Friday evening.
Ernest Il. Tooker with the Merger
thaler Co. OF Brooklyn who has been
In town setting up the new linotype
machine In the Banner Office, returned
this noon.
The listers are making good prog
ress with their work and from the pres
emit outlook will have their books 10
readiness before the specified time ex
pires June9 ..
"Mrs Warrep's Profession" the
Shaw play, will be presented ut the
opera house Saturday evening, May
25, With that talented young actress,
Miss Virginia Drew Trescott.
"Mrs warren's Profession" which
appears at the opera house Saturday
evening with Virginia Drew Trescot
In the leading part, Is playing this
week ut the Grand opera house 10 New
York.
w. ID. Newton has disposed OF two
more Ford runabouts to parties In Yer
genpes. The purchasers came here
from the ancient city by train and
made the return journey with the ma
chimes.
Ticket holders for the Banks
lecture who cannot use their tickets
are requested 10 give them 10 someone
who viii. Fifty persons not having
tickets can be accommodated, come
early.
Miss Helen Penny. who spent last
season with Mrs +. d Edgerton, and
who has been spending the winter 10
North Carolina, Is now en- route To her
home In Troy where she IL expected
soon. Her health has much improved
while In the south.
". ID. Moulds, OF East Orange, ". J.
who has been the guest of 3. A. Burt
returned home yesterday afternoon.
While here Mr. Moulds 10 company
with his host had the pleasure OF tak
ing n good mess OF trout from the
woodford stream.
The young ladies % the sodallty
who are planning the japanese party
20 he given az Academy hall Tuesday
evening are meeting with excellent re
suits In the sale OF tickets for the en-
tertainment and the affair promises 10
be one OF the social success Of the sea
son.
Plans are being made for a union
meeting Of the three OF the district
schools between here aud North Ben.
nington 20 be held In the near future
IN what IL known as the cobbe stone
/ school house near Bennington Fails
l Ahf IlhltNN ~ sNHtAulhN htN h'ft
l and N attracting considerable interest.
Beginning a week from Sunday and
possibly uext sunday mail uill be ~
ceived az The local posiuillcc from the
train arriving here AZ s.i5 from New
York. Heretofore mail from the south
posted during the afternoon Of Satur
day has not reached here until Mon
day mornlng. The mail received here
sunday morning will be 10 the boxes
Inside Of 40 hour otter IL reaches the
pos,ofiice and will be ready for dis
tribution at the regular hour from the
window.
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Free Samples az "preyentlcs" and n
book let on Coidswill beRladly mailed
you, on request, by DIR Shoop, Racine
Wis. simply 10 prove merit Proven
tics are little Candy Cold Cure tablets
No Qulnine, no Laxative, nothing
harmful whatever. Preycntlcs
prevent cold-as the name Implies
when taken early, or nj the "Sneexc
Stage" For seated cold or La.
Grippe, break II up safely and quickly
With Prevenllcs. Sold by Joseph NJ.
Ayres.
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Karol, NJ Bo.,o..

BOSTON. May 2B-Gcncral Kuruki.
the distinguished Japanese military
leader. arrived In Boston last night.
accompanied by his suit Of thirteen
Japanese army officials. and was me,
by On enthusiastic gathering Of rep.
rcscntatlvc japanese students aud mcr.
chants aGd citizens The arrival of
the general was marked by prolonged
cheering.
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Error. Cav. Harvard Victory.

ANDOvER. Mass. May 23.-iIar.
ward defeated PhIllips-Andover 4 to 3
in a ten inning contest which was
close and interesting throughout Brll.
liant fielding was done on both sides.
A timely hit by Harvey enabled Ilar.
ward 10 Gle the score Ia the ninth. and
errors by shannon and Captain Reilly
Of Andovcr gave Harvard the victory
In the tenth.
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We are pleased % annosncc that
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs,
colds and lung troubles Il not affected
by the National Pure Food aud Drug
Law As II contains no opiaios or other
harmful drugs and We recommend II ~
n safe remedy for children 80 adults
Ouinlan's Pharmacy.
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YrIIar Jnrl ne Havana.

HAVANA, May IA case Of ycl.
low fever was discovered In Havana.
being the second case this year. The
health department believes there Is no
danger 81 the city becoming infected.
M the patient had recently como 10
'he capital from the interior OF the H.
land
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er., n..ls.. PROM Ms,uai Life.

WILMINGTON. Del. May -. -
Judge George Gray announces that he
has resigned from the Mutual life
board. lie gives NJ a reason his IN.
ability TO attend 20 his duties M Judge
In the United States courts and NJ the
same time do the work required Of him
by the insurance company.
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Job. uar,. won =. M. r,....a.

LOUISVILLE. ny. May ~ John
Mars, the Lexington two-ycarold.
won the Bashfoni Manor stakes nc
Churchill Downs from the best field
that ever started In the event. John
Mars not only won NJ he pleased. but
broke the track record for four and n
half furlongs. lowering the time 10 "a
seconds.
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weather proba biiities.
Fair aud warmer: east winds.

Most dishguring skin orup,lons.
scrofula, pimples, rashes, etc, are due
10 impure blood. Burdock Blood Biz
ters Ii a cleansing blood tonic. Makes
you clear-eyed, clear.brained, clear
skinned.
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Sir n,,,,.r Won Head victory.

SAN FRANCISCO. May 23.-in one
" the fastest races ~ the year Sir
Brillar gained n head victory over Bed
ford IN the ElsInore handicap nj oak.
land. The pair had the race 10 them
selves. and Davis outrodc Kifrhbaum.
The heavily played Massa was third.
Iisaro. the favoritc. failed 10 show.
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A Triple balloon Race.

PITTsFIELD. Mass. May "A
triple balloon race. with n prize offer.
cd for the balloon travelling the great.
est distance. viii be started from Aero
park. this city. on juno o The bal.
looms that will compete are the WI.
helm der Crosse, the Mercury and the
Orient.
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II you hayent the time 10 exercise
regularly Deans Regulels will prevent
constipation. They induce a mild, easy
healthful action ~ the bowels without
gripping. Ask your druggist or them,
DC