The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-03-24
SPRING FLOWS GIN
Why Animals and Birds In NJ.
hood Are Always Dru,L

~ H''N Sil - IN hent.I
hood Are Always Drunk
Say. pardner, if you call tbi.
country, you don't know the rssr i,
cause you've never been ., tn
was long. lank. hungry ss.f-.
had dTifted into our cawD I'M ,t. r.
mint, and had filled I'D On or-
grub. so that he could better sr5.L
tobacco. Down i'm Suueryriti,r
tain country is the only deem
for a Teller to live. ir be wants !.
right. What's the use OF hrri-
drink when you can just dip il ~
spring and never help pay tar
or rent?
Didn't you felleTs ever hear
gin spring over ON the side az S---
ton mountain? Well. y0uva rl.5
good thing. 1t just flows the h. l
all the time. and If You want r, l.
genuine good time. Just 20 +,
spring and you can get f. Tia
time l was there I filled I'd g. r.
did nothing but see queer things
week. But the queerest thing ! -
before ! took a drink. di51t
the spring was loaded. and as
a pasear up the canyon heard
that sounded like funny singing
when / got i'm sight Of the spring
the funniest thing that ever ham
know you won't believe il but
goin' to tell it just the same.
1t seems that this spring has 4
sOaks out of all the animals and
IN that part of The country. and I
got a glimpse Of a coyote dom
walk with a white goose [ rhouz-
sure that the heat had gone To- nv
But it was no dream. and when 4
close up ! see a lot Of other birds
animals in all stages of drunk 4
good lot of game for eating. and 4
that were not too drunk skinned
soon as | began TO gather them T.
When I got my fire 10 going
started supper / took a drink q
stun I'm the spring. and il nearly "A
ed my hair I'D as I got the OLD FAM
taste Of the real thing. I STAYED
that spring for about a week and 4
began seeing things that ne7s
pened. and thought it about
take a day Off until things Iooks
ter. got away all right and !.
peen intending to go back agar 1
every time ] tried to find the 4
some Of those miTages in SuDeT
mountain would lead me off
wrong direction. I'm Eoing to g- 4
there some time and start a bottg4
adjustment. It's cfnch that tis 4
eminent can never tax me for "A
a natural product. any more thar 4
can tax for bOttling soda water.
speaking Of springs" said GU 4
ual visitor. did YOU ever hear @ 4
two springs no I'm Lake county 1
come out Of the ground side by 4
one IS the cocktail spring and TIE 4
the soup spring"
No one had ever heard Of test
markable springs. and naturally 4
est was excited at once. esDecs--l
the cocktail spring.
They are sure fine springs 81
man has to do to begin q French Fl
is TO start with the cocktail spring
then go to the soup spring. and be (
be ready for the salad and the res
the menu"
You don't mean to tell US that
cocktails and soup come right OIL
the ground, do you?'
You bet I do. You lust 20 E-
Lake county and see for yourself "
l was there last time I went to q
springs ana had as fine a cocktail
as good a plate of soup as a nan
ind anywhere. All YOU have TO q
get a good cocktail is TO take q {
Of the water that comes from the q.
tail spring, put it in a glass, add q
tie sugar and lemon and biites
whisky and mix Il up thorough. :
you Will have a splendid cocktail 2
sc TO the soup spring and take :
CT the water. put into It IN a q
piece of beef, some vegetables. P5i
and salt and boil it for about -four :.
and YOU will sure get some might
soup"
The man from Superstition moll,,
grunted and we all went to BED
Francisco Chronicle.