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known. for still had on the clothing worn
the previous evening.
Sorry. SIR" was his comment. Some
thing 1 can do for you, sir?''
He pulled upen drawer and began to
take the razor from it's case of satin and
silver. I stayed him with gesture.
Il don't think 1 will be shaved this
morning"
He put the razor away and closed the
drawer.
Jerome" said. "just lay out the cloth
ing I'm to wear today. and then you may
be excused"
wise servant and showed nothing of the
surprise he probably felt. I wanted to be
rid Of him. to be alone, that I might re-
read that newspaper report without having
my face read at the same time. and give
myself further thought on this unique and
puzzling situation. felt that 1t was need
full now for me to lay my course as care
fully as sea captain who is navigating a
dangerous sea In fog. Only this was
wholly an uncharted sea to me. Steer as
carefully as 1 might. I was likely to go on
the rocks at any time.
Yet curiosity got the better of me-
jerome" I said. as he turned to go. Il
suppose my disappearance-my death as ii
was thought to be-created wide comment
at the time-in all the papers?
Very true. sir" he answered. turning to
look at me.
mo reporters have tried to interview you.
turn"
For the first time his face showed color
and animation-or it may have been indg-
nation.
They have even tried to sneak into the
house, sir, If door was left open a mo-
ment. A half dozen are outside now
In Imagination 1 saw them then, an army
of them. trying to storm the steps from
the avenue.
rs Mrs. Randolph aware Of this? 1
asked
"Oh. yes sir: she gave orders that none
was to be admitted, and that none Of the
servants was to talk. Twice 1 have myself
been offered brides to tell what l knew.
And they have tried many times very
many times-to see you and Mrs. Ran
dolph.'
THANK you. that is all, Jerome" 1 said
weakly. Diminishing him.
1 was indeed beleaguered, and had not
known 1t. All knowledge of 1t had been
kept from me carefully by Mrs. Randolph.
She had held the reportorlal mob at bay
alone. But out there the yellow flags of
the sensa tional press were flying, and mus
tered under them were men who never
acknowledged defeat 1 did not doubt that
sooner or later they would accomplish their
purpose and reach me even over the bar
riers erected by Mrs. Randolph's devotion
to the man she believed to be her husband
AS I changed my clothing I tried to
think to some satisfactory conclusion, and
realized that even had l fled in the night
from the house l should have been pursued
by the reporters. I could hardly have
escaped their vigilant espionage. The SEN
sation in which they were reveling would
have yellowed to the deepest saffron. Their
papers would have become mere screaming
headlines: and if 1 had sought to hide or
fly, the reportorial hounds would have been
in full cry. voicing their clamor to the ear
Of the startled night was glad now l had
not tried to leave the house.
But what was to do? They would find
me- ont. they would expose me.
(To be Continued Tomorrow.)
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ROCKVILLE AND VICINITY.
General and Personal News Of Mont
gomery County, Md.
Special Correspondence Of The Star.


Special Correspondence of The Star.
ROCKVILLE. Md, August 20. 1907
William Oscar Whalen and Miss Grace B.
and Irwin o. Beall and Miss Bessie F.
Young. both of the Poolesvile neighbor-
hood. were married here recently.
A license to marry has been issued to
George Thomas Ennis and Miss Katie D.
Berry both of Washington
Mr. and Mrs. H. Clinton Allnutt and
daughter. Miss Annabel. departed yesterday
afternoon for the jamestown exposition
James Jackson and Richard Brink of the
Bethesda neighborhood were arrested on
a Washington and Rockville electric car
by Constable Mervin Counselman on
charges of carrying concealed weapons.
it being alleged that each had In his pos
session a revolver. They were committed
to jail to await a hearing before Justice Of
the Peace Joseph Reading.
Mrs. Robert c. Warfield is visiting friends
at New Bloomfield, Pa
Jacob NJ. Chance of Salem, Ill, and Miss
Ella NJ. Chapman of Kensipgton were mar
ried at Kensington a few days ago.
Miss Bessie Badger Of Annapolis has been
visiting relatives in Rockville.
Miss Olive Fawcett of Connecticut is
visiting relatives in Rockville.
An informal dance was given last Satur
day evening at the Montgomery Country
Club, the occasion proving an enjoyable
one.
The younger members of the Montgomery
Country Club are arranging to present "A
Scrap Of Paper" in the opera house the
latter part of the month. Miss Bliss Finley
and Mrs. Thomas M. Talbot Will be IN
charge.
Rockville after spending several weeks in
MT. Henry H. Miller has returned to his
home at Sandy Spring after a sojourn at
Cape May.
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EDDIE HARTMAN, sToKER.
Heaves Coal on Engine Of Fathers
Special for 100 Miles.

LARAMIE. Wyo.. August 2O.-Young Ed
die Hartman, son of Edward H Hartman.
fired the locomotive OF his fathers special
train between Laramie and Rawlins.
Hartman is making trip over the sys-
tenn and has with him his son.
Just as the special was leaving Laramie
the young man climbed into the cab. hav-
ing got permission from his father to ride
with the engineer to Rawlins. But instead
of sitting down young Hartman peeled Off
his coat, grabbed a shovel and began throw
Ing coal. insisting that the fireman rest.
The engineer grinned. expecting the how
soon to give out, but Hartman stuck to the
work through the 10 miles run and
brought the train in on time
He says he doesn't want any more of it,
however.
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TWO TITAN PICTURES.
and Pieta Found in Dalma-
t1an Church.

Special Cabegram to The Star.
MILAN. Trieste. August 20.-Two hitherto
unknown pictures by Titan have been dis
covered in a small church in the village Of
TRACT. Dalmatia. One represents the Mag
dalen and the other the Descent from the
Cross. The pictures are of great artistic
value. The discovery is due to the painter
Paradise Of Trieste.
The mayor Of the town of Ascoli Piceno
has received from a representative of the
Italian government the famous cope pre-
scented by Pope Nicholas ", which was
bought by Mr.. Pierpont Morgan and then
consigned to the Italian government, after
being deposited at the South Kensington
Museum. The cope was stolen from Ascot
Cathedral in August, 1902.
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Government Of Bengal Criticised.
Special Cablegram to The Star.

CALCUTTA. August 2O-The Anglo-In-
dian newspapers continue to publish scath-
ing attacks on the government Of Bengal,
condemnng 1t for whitewashing the police,
the inefflciency and corruption Of which,
they allege. may account to some extent for
the success of the sedtious agitation among
the poorer classes of the province. The
sentence of the editor of the Yugantar to
Imprisonment Is severely criticised by the
Indian native press. The Bengal declares
it extremely unwise. while the newspaper
Bande Mataram considers this martyr
dom necessary incident in the struggle
between the Anglo-Indian bureaucracy and
the Indian democracy. Despite the closing
OF the offices the Yuganstar will be con-
tinued.
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WON'T INDoRsE BRYAN's MEN.
Nebraska Populists Determined te
Have Their Own Ticket.

OMAHA, August 20-Despite the stren-
uous efforts OF William Jennings Bryan
and Chairman Allen of the democratic
state central committee who Is Bryan's
brother-in-law. there win be no fusion
between the democrats and popuIists in
Nebraska this fall. This Is the result Of
the breach between the two parties, and
there will be two sets of candidates al
though Bryan Is doing everything possible
to have the populists indorse the demo-
cratic candidates.
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Change Of Venue for Magill.

DECATUR, ILL.,. August 20-Judge Coch-
ran, holding court at Sullivan, H., yester-
day. granted a change of venue ito Fred H.
Magill and his bride. accused OF the murder
Of the first Mrs. Magill. The action was
taken on the ground that prejudice would
prevent the defendants having fair trial
at Clinton. The trial will be held at De-
catur at the November term of the circuit
court.
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King Falls From His Horse.

Special Cablegram to The Star.
BELGRADE, August 2O.-King Peter OF
Servia has had another riding accident. on
this occasion at Brestovaz, the watering
place where he Is staying His horse STUN
bled. and the king fell on stony ground, re-
ceiving somewhat severe wounds on his
face. He was. however, able to return to
his residence on horseback.
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4241-The time has fortunately gone BY
when the utility garment was Invariably as
unlovely as IL was useful. IN children'5
wear especially fashion has made many
advances and the pretty and the practical
are now combined in way that our grand
mothers never dreamed OF. An example OF
this is the little play frock here pictured
the novel shaping Of which will commend IL
to the tasteful mother, while its easy adj
justment is another point In its favor. The
skirt is attached to the sides and back Of
the dress under a belt. while II is joined
to the straight front under the tuck plaits.
1t is here modelled in blue and white striped
gingham but can be developed In any pref
ty wash material. For the medium size
three yards of twenty seven-inch goods will
be needed.
424l.-Six sizes. two to seven years.
The price of this pattern is 10 cents.
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Hungarian-American Service
TO FIUME VIA
GIBRALTAR, NAPLES, TRIESTE.
CARPATHIA (via Genos)- Aug % noon; Oct 10
SLAVONIA. ................S Sept. 3, noon; Oct. "a
PANNONIA. Observation-Disclosures. Sept. 20. Nov. IA
SPECIAL MEDITERRANEAN CRUISES,
CALLING AT MADEIRA.
CARoNIA. ! Nov 49, 1907
5000 tons. JAM T. 1 sSs0' 1S' at
10000 tons. Jan. 10, 1908.
Vernon II. Brown, Gen'l Agent. 81 "a State ST.. NY
Opposite the Battery.
Or 126 State St, Boston, Mass.
G. W. MOSS. Agent, 1411 G st. NV. Washington.
fol IL yre Su
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Line.

Hamburg=Amerlcan Lime.
Twin Screw Express and Passenger Service.
neutrality-suspicious..
'Amerika new. Aug. % Patricia. Sept. !
Deutschland. Aug 20 sBluecher. Sept. IL
Pretoria Aug. 81 'P.Lincoln new Sept IA
'kaiserin new! Sept 'Amerika new Sept. 10
Grill Room. Gymnasium. Palm Garden. RitzCarl.
ton Restaurant. Elevators. Electric Baths.
Mediterranean Service.
TO NAPLES AND GENOA.
'tMoltke. Observation-Disclosures Sept. 3, Oct. Is. Nov. %
tIIamburs: ......:.: Sept. "a. Nov. 5. Jan.
HAS Grill Room fIIas Gymnasium.
TOURIST BUREAU.
r. n. Tickets, hotel accommodations and general
information about foreign travel.
TIaysleEs Checks Good All Over the World
z. +. DRoOP SONS. e25 Pa. ave.
unh3O- at tn
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FRENCH LIME.

FRENCH LINE.
Direct Line to Havre-Paris (France).
Sailing every Thursday at 10 am, from
Pier No. AZ. North River. Got Morton st. ~ T.
ia Provence. Aug. 22 La Savoie. Sept Il
LA Touraine. Aug. % La Provence. Sept. 10
LA Lorraine. Sept. La Lorraine. :. Sept 20
sTwinscrew steamers.
Extra Sailings:
La Gascogne. ....................Se Sept IA, PM
GEORGE W. MOSS. iii ST. NV.
mil 3o5t
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kirkland Grove Baptist camp meeting
commenced in Northumberland county,
Va, Friday and will continue ten days.
DR.. w. C. Taylor of Petersburg Is doing the
preaching. assisted by Rev. DR.. Weston
Brunor of WaahiugtonS
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VIRGINIA.

VERY ACCESSIBLE. 90 NJ. FROM WASH. VIA
BluemOut; valley, mt and water scenery, shaded
grounds and drives; automobiling, fishing. boat
ing end swimming; spring beds: children sI;
fare; fresh meats, milk fruits. fowls; 81 per wi.
III. Nov. /; circular Star once, OF MAURICE GAS
YIEMAN, Castleman's Ferry, CLARKE Co.. Va
f<IB-dtoSs9o
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The MittatinmY,

DELAWARE WATER GAP. PA.
New management; largest. most modern. finest
located hotel. TABLE SUPPLIED FROM HOTEL 8
FARM. Bell phone 81; telegraph Office. Booklet
showing hotel, scenes In kittatinny Park. auto
map on application. American plan. also a la
carte. Livery, garage. SPECIAL AUTUMN RATES.
auI2-tfll G. FRANK COPE, Propr.
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CUNARD LINES.

From Piers 51-52 North River.
TO LIVERPOOL via QUEENSTOWN.
Passengers booked through to LONDON and PARIS.
Lucania- Aug "a, $50 am Csmpania. Sept Z, 6 am
Csronia Aug 81. $50 am Carmania. Sept 10. am
Umbria. Aug 81 10 am Etruria Sept. IA, 10 am
The New Quadruple Screw Turbine
S, S. "LUSITANIA" g TO
Largest Vessel In the World.
VIII leave New York Saturday, September q,
p.m from Pier "a. N. n. foot Of 14th ST..
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THE ALBEMARLE.

Virginia ave near Beach. Modern, hgh-cass family
house throughout. Capacity 400. Offers spe-
cial low rates OF So $40, $l256 sl5 up weekly. So
up daily: also special Sept rates, for large, cool
font rooms, metal beds Excellent table. abun-
dainty supplied with fresh milk. eggs, poultry and
vegetables from own farm. Attentive white service.
Elevator all floors. 1000 TT wide cool porches.
Booklet. ]. p. COPE. Propr II. B. KING, Mgr.
aui2- 3Dt, 10
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NORTH GERMAN LLOYD
Fast Express Service.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Cecile (newo Aug 90 Jpn Cecilie(new) Sept IL am
Kaiser Aug; p. 10 am Kaiser Sept; "a 10 am
Kronprinz. Sept. 10. am Kronprinz Oct. s. pm
TWin-Screw Passenger Service.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 10 AN
kurfuerst. ..... Aug % Barbarossa. Sept. 10
.Gneisenau. Sept . Friedrich $50. Oct.
Bremen. -. Sept l2'Gneisenau. Oct. 10
sBremen direct.
Mediterranean Service.
GIBRALTAR-NAPLES-G AT II AN
K. Luise. Aug. 81 X. Luise.. Oct 8
X: Albert. Sept. K Albert. Oct. 10
.Neckar Sept. "a 'Neckar ........ Oct. 20
P. Irene. Sept. ZIP. Irene. ....... Nov.
sOmits Genoa.
From Bremen Pliers, Sd and 4th sts., Hoboken.
NORTH GERMAN LLOYD TRAVELLERS CHECKS
GOOD ALL OVER THE WORLD.
oELRICHS CO. No BROADWAY, NJ.
e. F. DROOP SONS CO.. 025 PENNA. Avn
fp2- IN f.3l2t
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DELAWA ARE WATER GAP, Pa
Water GaD House. R Delaware re, p

Open until In December. New ownership man
agensnt. Not connected with any other hotel. En-
tlreIy rebuilt undermined and newly furnished
throughout at cost OF 500, 900. Capacity. 400
Highest altitude. Hydraulic elevators. Steam
heat Private tiled baths running in all
rooms. Cuisine OF highest standard. White sery-
ice Private golf links. Tennis. Boating. Every
outdoor diversion. Saddle horses. livery. Orches-
ira. Garage. Booklet Of views and auto route
maps on request Special September and autumn
rates. JOHN PURD1 COPE.
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WASHINGTON 4 POTOMAC STEAMBOAT co.

WASHINGTON 4 POTOMAC STEAMBOAT CO.
randall Line.)
STEAMERS FOR POTOMAC RIVER LANDINGS
Str. Harry Randall. Monday and Wednesday a
= pm. and Saturday. Z am. for river landings
= Wicomico river and Nomini creek landipes
Lower Machodoc creek Monday and Wednesday only
Returning. steamer arrives 10 Washington Wednes-
day and Friday mornings and Sunday afternoons.
Steamer Wakefield. Sunday. Tuesday and Thurs
day at an. for river landings. including Port
rives in Washington Monday. Wednesday and Bri-
day afternoons.
Steamer for Glymont. Grinders and intermediate
landings, IN. daily. returning about 4:30 pm.
tyl6-tf
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HOTEL SCARBOROUGH,
NEW HOTEL OSTEND.

Occupying block OF front. Capacity 800.
Special rate-S1250 up weekly, American plan.
New cement. All baths. private public,
and indoor swimming pool have sea water. Ele-
vatOrs Extensive porchcS Every room has
view: handsomely furnished Orchestra. Booklet.
Autos meet trains. SPECIAL SEPTEMBER
RATES. D. Z. RAHTER, Mgr.
-
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POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.

POTOMAC RIVER BOATS.
lines. 1t. 6Oc. st, 81. 20 wk.. g. o. no. st. -
STEAMER TRENTON 9th AND WATER STS.I
Sundays Tuesdays and Thursday at 7;lb a. IN.
for Wilkerson's and river landings. All freight
carefully handled and protected from the wealth
Passenger accommodations first class.
POTOMAC NAVIGATION CO.,
ty26 30t.s JOHN 4. TAYLOR Pres Gen. Mgr,
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FireDrOOf Rio Grande,

Few York and Beach. American and European
plan. Running water and telephone In over 100
ocean-v"w rooms; elevator, cafe; surf bath houses
free; most elaborate cuisine; values considered,
rates ar extremely low. ]. PAUL FITZPATRICK.
I
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Miller Cottage, North 9 es TO IL ave-.
Excellent table; electric lights; 81 .25 daily. 81
and s. weekly. j. & +. L. NIXON.
tyS-tOti
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SUMMER RESORTS.

Roanoke Hotel, T EaGal ss" atsan nns
dations aad good table. IS to S14 weekly.
aul1-3Ot.4 y. A. DIEH LING.
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FRUIT PROTECTIVE ASSOCIATION.
Will Endeavor to Have Clause Limiting
Amount Of Sulphur Rescinded.

SAN FRANCISCO. July 23.-AlI the
fruit packers Of California and many
fruit growers who have formed the Fruit
Protective Association Of California are
raking strong efforts to have the
clause enacted limiting the quantity Of
sulrhnF used in drying fruit, rescinded,
II for only the present season at least, OF
until the matter can be thoroughly in
sestigated by the government. The gov.
egnment has sent Dr. Gould, chemist
of the Pure Food Department, who is
making investigations in the northern
part OF California, and there is hope
that the government will take such ae.
tioa as to save the dried fruit industry
OF California until the matter shall be
finally determined.
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COMPLETES WORK.
Harriman's Work to Control Colorado
River Finished--si 100000 Spent.

Harriman's Work to Control Colorado
River Finished--si, 100000 Spent.
IMPERIAL, Cal, July 23.--Last night
marked the completion Of the work
which u. II. Hartman, president OF the
Southern Pacific Company, undertook TO
penorm TO control the Colorado River
at the request Of President Roosevelt.
During the period Of operations the
Southern Pacific has furnished nearly
sl,5Oo.00O Of capital for the work.
Official announcement is made that the
work Of control is completed and that
affairs at that river have been turned
back into the hands OF the California
Development Company Until there IS
an agreement between the governments
Of the United States and Mexico and
the private corporations a. TO interests
The work Of control will rest there,
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CHICAGO, July 20. The Railway Car
mems Union, comprising car repairers,
carpenters, painters. cleaners and labor
ers declared strike yesterday against
the Rock Island lines. aud $50 men EN-
lploycd in The repair shops at Moline,
Rock Island aHd Davenport, stopped
work until one Of their number II re-
instatcd with full pay from the time he
was discharged to date OF reinstate-
ment
The men employed in the repair shops
had been In the habit Of being ready to
leave the shops when the whistle an.
nounce,t time to stop work. In order to
accomplish this II was necessary for
them TO stop work ten minutes earlier
in order to wash up. The company
posted rules lorbiddirg the practice on
penalty Of discharge. A painter Mt East
Moline was found washing up ten min
utes before the hour for stopping work.
and was discharged. He reported to the
grievance committee OF the union which
in turn held con efence with the rail-
road officials, demanding the reinstate-
ment of the discharged man with full
paw for the time he was III duty. The
executives were willing to give the man
another chance, but refused to give him
full pay for the time he was of.
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ALL NIGHT COURT.
An Innovation In New York Life Com
menceg on August !.

new YORK, July 23,-tfhe all night
court, new feature Of New York life,
aill begin its sessions on August |.
Magistrate Whitman, who was instru.
mental in having the legislature create
the new court, will have the honor 81
presiding at the opening session. Tho
principal reforms that the new court
will bring about according TO Magistrate
are tbe,c; First, abolition Of
the professional bondsmen evil; second.
the "Shakedown' by police Of
persons arrested AZ night, and third,
end ihc suffering Of nights iinprison-
ment IN NIily police station cell BY
persons whom magistrate may admit
10 bail
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The Boys Opportunity.

Now, wouldn't it be funny" said
Ponley playfully, III were to become
little boy again?"
"Mebbe 1t wouldn't be so funny for
you, pa replied his bright young son.
IF you was TO be littler'n me, pa, l
think I'd square up a few things
Catholic Standard and Times.
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More Fashionable.

''rhe man Of the house." said the
man at the door who was taking
names for the city directory. lis a
blacksmith, believer"
"Yes," replied the young woman
with the prominent pompadour, "but
papaw is quite wealthy now. so please
make 1t 'blacksmythe' Philadelphia
Press
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The Doctor Away Prom Home When
Most Needed.

The Doctor Away Prom Home When
Most Needed.
People are often very much disap,
pointed to find that their family ply.
sician is away from home when they
most need his services. Diseases like
cramp collie and cholera morbus require
prompt treatment, and have in many
instances proven fatal before medicine
could be procured or a physician sum
moned, The right way is to keep at
hand bottle of Chamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. No
physician can prescribe better midicine
for these diseases, By having it in the
house you escape much pain and suffer-
ing and all risk. Buy it now; it may
save life For sale by Frank Hart and
leading druggists,
TRANSPORTATION.
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Young Mrgglns Is mollycoddle,
oil right"
what makes you think so?"
II called him one
"And what dld he sayi"
ale said he didn't think that was a
nice term 70 apply 70 him and added
that he felt quite vexel with me-
Pueblo Chieftain.
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Poor Even al That.

Ascum-p ~ Amber Of course considers
himself an artist.
Wise Huh, the only thing he can do
Is paint the town, but he's perfect at
that.
Ascum-No. he isn't. His perspective
Is always way Philadelphia Press.
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The bites and stings Of insects, sun
burn, cuts, burns and bruises relieved
at once with Pinesalve Carbolized. Acts
like poultice, Draws out inAamma-
tion. Try it. Price CSC, Sold by Frank
Hart's Drug Store.
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"fou Americans are too literal" said
the visitor "You have no Imagination
You give fancy no play"
"oh. don't know. We yell, XII
the umplrer but we let him get away
generally. Philadelphia Ledger
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Modern Convenience.

do you approve of automobiles?"
ITO some extent" answered Miss
Cayenne, They enable one to clean
ones gloves with gasoline without ex-
citing suspicion, - Washington Star
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solhnh.

Il see Jack Hanson was married the
other day 10 Miss RIchley"
Yes. and | was very sorry to see
It."
Sorry? For her sake or hisY
For mine wanted her. Detroit
Tribune.