The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-06-30

attached paper slips with numbers
from 200 to 200,0 600 The front of the
booth is composed of small quasi bill
lard tables with a smooth surface.
There are wooden balls and little round
holes for them to fall in or not to fall
in. You roll them at the holes, which
are numbered from ten to 100 and gen.
orally miss. The Jap smiles, whether
you miss or whether you don't, and
when you have added up several slips
gives you the value in the goods on the
shelf. Jap value. The Bride and
| Groom had won three tea cups and an
ash tray. But you couldn't pry them
away. They still had another five dol
lar bill.
1 think they had been married too
long. The proper place for a bride and
groom, l should think, would be in an
old mill. oh, Lord, not that. An Olde
Mill. 4 thing they have at Coney and
Willow Grove and Luna park and Salt
air. with dark places in it. \ popular
place for brides and grOOms. 1t isn't
hard to get dark places at Saltair, but
you must have the price. Neither ro-
nance, opportunity nor sunset is free.
Now if I were to build an amusement
park, I'd have nothing but little shady
hooks and sunsets and moonlight I
guess I'd 90 broke, though, come to
think of it. 1t doesn't sound profitable
But the Seeing the World" man has
it pretty well figured out. Only he
ought to advertise and change his
name. "A Chance for Dark Spot
Train Spends Three Minutes in the
Tunnel. All Back Seats" oh. yes.
did the Tour of the World No
tice 1 put that verb did in the ac-
tive and not the passive. ] won't be
hyDocritical. 1t was only that 1 was
alone that l felt that way about it,
Takes a Bath.
Did the roller coaster. too, with the
noble tribute to Salt Lake DeIicacy on
the sign: Keep your Limbs in the
Car" Does he think we are all Pop
lar Trees, l wonder? And the shoot
ing gallery with the good little booster
who tells you every time you miss that
you really hit the bird, but that they
are sometimes hard to knock clear
over. And just as encouraged, you pick
up another gun, somebody lights a
match and the next bird falls. Tainted,
perhaps. And the Boat trip and the
Bowling Alley, and wound up with the
Big Bath.
Around the right wing of the Pleas
ure Dome runs a mile aIIeyway of bath
house built on stills. Sunk into the lake
bottom and, L presume, driven by pile
driver through the water to it. The
water isn't quite as thick as the old
dump back of the waterworks at the
foot of Chicago avenue, but that was
before they built the Drainage Canal
and they have more clothes to contend
with. I never saw such bathing suits.
Beauties, some of them. am referring.
Priscilla, simply to the bathing SUITS
You give up % cents for a nice one
with 'Saltair" across ii, white letters
on indigo blue. And then are taken for
an attendant by all sorts of stray fe-
males who come up and speak to you.
Yes, Priscilla, that's the only reason
they ever come up and speak to you.
The Lord knows they can't pretend
they want to learn how to float in the
stuff. 1t would be as easy to sink
through board. When you come out
your face looks as if il had mildewed-
it's so thick with salt, and the ladies.
as if-well as if they had been using
Mr. Memmen's Borated How-to-be-
te-though-a-Cuhan. But you feel
fine.
Born and Bred New Workers.
Oh. yes. just one other jolt When
you get your key, you are required to
pay a deposit of one dime against its
return. At this people kick vigorously
But it saves $40 a month for an expert
locksmith to make new keys, and what