Kingsbury County independent. (DeSmet, Kingsbury County, S.D.) 1894-1929, 1907-08-09

ATcHlsoN GLOBE SIGHTS.

1t isShard to keep out of work and
out or Jail at the same time.
IL angels are as nice as girls OF 10
or Il, we shall be satisfied.
The only thing some men are ever
willing to save is the country.
How q man will roar at fate if he
loses a job he didn't try TO hold.
The only way some women have OF
showing their love is by jealously-
People naturally shy from the man
who suspects everyone of dishonesty.
The woman who tells everything she
hears, ALWAYS hears SO much, too.
With some people the price Of eac
Is complete surrender to their ideas.
One nice thing about tradition is
that no one cares whether Ii is true or
not.
Politicians and pugilists are very
similar in the matter of their retire
ments
When you do exactly AS you please.
remember you are the only person
pleased.
A farmers idea OF laziness is TO let
the sun beat you at getting up in the
morning.
The average mans idea of religious
liberty is the privilege of staying home
from church.
II il were not for the funerals, there
wouldn't be any family reunions In
some Ialf1lUeS-
If a girl is homely. 1T is safe to as
sert that she is a great deal OF help
TO her mother.
Thu man who has fish given him is
the only one who feels obliged to be-
lieve fish stories
Every time we see a boy of u, smok-
ing, we confess 10 feeling a disposi-
ton to spank him..
After a heart has been broken a few
times thp healing DrODeSS becomes
greatly simpliiled-
What has become of the old fash
toned girl who said h wouldn't marry
the best man living?
A ubDor man always says he is
willing to change his mind IL you can
convince him he is wrong
A man can think of n lot of reasons
why ne lost his money. and not once
think Of his poor Judgment.
Usually IL is easy enough 10 start an
argument with the man who has plenty
of his words at his command.
The man who is too fat. or too old,
TO run, always seems to have the most
,trouble with his hat blowing off
The man who say he lives close to
nature is not the one you will find
doing the heavy work on a farm.
Every mar would be pretty we'll sat
fsfied If he were as important as a
book agent tries to make him believe.
How disappointed the average girl 10
when she shows a young man her
photo n he doesn't ask her for one.
A really popular young man is n
who can show the visiting girl n good
time without damaging his local fences
The man of artistic temperament
sees great beauty In a woman's soul
iii she looks all right in other partic-
ulars.
Since they have gone out Of fashion.
an vNnnn no n hnnpt hic tim "a q a
fool pretty fast by wanting to fight a
duel.
The man who thinks he IL wise
enough for his own lawyer, probably
lis, Ii he is good enough TO keep out OF
trcuble.
What has become of the old fash
oned woman who saved the train from
destruction by tagging 1t with her red
pettieoat.
The corset affords men what satisfac-
ton they can get out OF the belief that
women are not as cool in warm weather
as they look.
The card club ome may laugh at
used in playing whist, but the men
admire her.
II it Is referred to as n financial
transaction" there is probably less real
money involved than if il were merely
called a deal"
Say to a girl who owns a diamond
ring. You have a pretty diamond"
and she Is sure TO say: Yes, but II
needs cleaning"
Every day you hear people complaing
of being imposed upon by visitors. DO
visitors know this? What's the matter
with the hotels?
What has become Of the old fash
Toned woman who expected that the
boy who played cards would eventually
become a gambler?
There is nearly every kin of a town
in this country except the one in which
the loyal citizens won't insist they have
the best looking girls.
There are rlany qualities which ma
go toward L aking a man q favorite
with his fellows. but wearing good
clothes isn't among them.
Gossip is more entertaining than
statistics, n for the average man
about as effective as a means of &C
curing reliable information.
Lectures on economy don't reduce a
boys expenditures for peanuts and
~licorice until he wants TO save money
to buy skates or a baseball outfit.
A woman may ave the milk man,
the grocer and the butcher bluffed,
she always tries to be diplomatic
in her dealings with the washer
woman
We have noticed that people who do
exactly as they please, whether their
friends like It or not, get along about as
well as tR ,se who are always trying to
please.
The ma who only half tries to do
everything else, puts forth a pretty
good effort when il comes to complain
ing about the lack of appreciation in
this world.
A scientist asserts that q sperm
whale could swallow an automobile.
Don't be surprised if you see a few
sperm whales Hopping around some
farmers barnyard.
; Pictures Of last years graduates in
their white dresses are being carried
from the parlor to the spare bedroom to
make room on the parlor wall for this
years crop.
III order to thoroughly enjoy auto
MODELLING, q man should have at least
five machines costing not less thar
"a. 900 each. He should also employ
an expert machinist to care for the
machines and two drivers. OF course
"a machine shop and a house in which
to store the machines would be neces-
sary.
Storm Signal.
Billy ran from the head OF the stairs
where he had k in the gist of the talk
at the dining table below In the nursery