The Mena weekly star., 1907-06-06
sOr1E EVERY DAY PHILOSOPHY
lAtchison Clone.

Nothing equals another love affair to mend broken heart.
 A setting hen is about the only loafer that gets results.
 We, the people, seem to want the truth and want it exaggerated.
 The town COW acts largely on the theory that this is a free country.
 Every man is coward if you pro- duce the proper brand of terror. finds faults with his job in the pres ence of men who haven't as good a one?
 One of the surprising things is the respect a worthless man has for him. self.
 The will doesn't usually make any provision for the lawyers; the heirs do that.
 One thing a man can never under stand is why his enemy has so many friends.
 The man who is spoiled by a little popularity will never be spoiled by a lot of it.
 A husband does a good deal of fussing, but his wife has her way just the same.
 Our opinions are like our visits: More appreciated when not forced upon people.
 To every man comes a time when he wishes he were as smart as he used to believe he was.
 The time a woman wastes in ar ranging her hair, man spends in trying to make pipe draw. Women gossip about each others love affairs, but men gossip about each others business affairs.
 Wherever you go you find people sleeping on their opportunities.
 Ever notice how man likes to
 We all do mean little things" thinking people will not catch us at them, but we are always caught.
 When a man says you are too smart to be fooled, look out; he is about to spring a scheme on you.
 Thinking you are very bright man is one thing, but being one is an entirely different proposition.
 Is this not true in your home? The lady of the house and the head of the house mean the same thing.
 You can get fair amount of work out of the average boy if you keep him home from school to do it. A woman who imagines she is pretty is bad enough, but a man who thinks he is good looking is the limit.
 Which is the mother of the chick en: the hen that laid the egg, the hen that matched it, or the incubator that matched it?
 The most common way for a girl to show an interest in young man is to worry because he drinks so much ice water.
 Most people are always uncom- fortable as a result of talking too much. People who are content are alway quiet.
 While more furniture is required to start housekeeping than used to be, the family bible is more apt to left off the list.
 Talk with any man who doesn't gamble and in due time he will tell you that he believes that he has a natural aptitude for it.
 It is funny notion that old maids of thirty-five need chaperons, while married women of twenty-five do not need them.
 ltdoesn't make father nearly so mad to be bothered with question while reading the evening paper. if 1t IS one he can answer.
 There is good deal of chean wifi about hugging girls in the waltz but as matter of fact, when a man hugs woman, he does not do it in crowd.
 When people marry they think they are getting the top peach in the basket, but after marriage thev ind they got the peach in the bot tom row.
 There seems to be no closed sea son for men; all sorts of other ani- mals are protected during certain months of the year, but a woman may shoot man any month in the year,
 
 How a woman of polite and agree able manners IS admired and what a power she has in the world The same thing is true of a man who is genteeli intelligent and polite. Ths gentleman controls the world, Be