Evening journal., 1907-03-04

arrival of Blints's automobile that eventful day.
"D'ye know, Honora," MIR. Foggary said, befure 70
came that day, an toud as av tn loss av VIM J.
Bryan an we sint OHara's byes out an got him, lin
OfIara an me was called t tn front his shtore be
seein runaway horseldash by.
"Thin we saw a cloud dusrt at tn head av tn
'Howlv shnlokeP says l. 'Phwhats that comin's'
az dinnaw' says Oaara, it looks like ta-able gone
asTlf saints preserve usr says I, its BansheeP
"Be this time it had ta-aken suddnt turn of tn
road an comm down tn sidewalk heky split
an there was an ould lady r-rght IN 'front.' aV It.
She'll be killed. shouts.
"Its TIL ould maid-th minister's sisther' yells
O'Fara an she's as deaf posr, says he, oh,
me Oh my she's goner says he
But she wasnt-whin tn divolish thing was within
no more av a dshance than two-sxteenths av. rid
hair-shplit an polshed-fr'm her-she seen it. an
whf she was up an awnn pole like a monkey there
she cung tn top it, lettin off yels that I'D make
amy fog horn TIL Atlantic coasht turin green with
Meantime tn thing r-rushed on an whin it met
four byes a carayn' a counter out av shtore, Il
made lindlin tn counter an lett tn byes tangled
oImmajety afther this, it took wan more tur-rn an
wint bang through plate glass window into nils
this time an they at once commnced an exhibition av
fufteen hundred different kinds av Mysteries all over
"Mebbe twas this that scared tn thing-smal blame
to t-annyhow it backed right out av tn pla-ace an
run right over across tn shreet down some steps into
a cobbler shop an scared tn cobblers sutt-wan av
thin was still throwin fits whin left
Here TIL thing shtopped 1t turned over on its back,
with its wheels spnnin in III air, squirtin oil an ben
zine like lawn fountain, here fr tn hrsht time It
was discovered be an automobile in dishguse.
CAV coourse, there was wild excitement, an whn,
aher time a little man appeared. bare headed with
his collar half tor-rn off, his coat r-ripped up tn baack,
his pa-ants shneared with black. an tn sole wan av
his patent leather shoes half torn off, tn crowd knew
without his sayin a wor-rd he tn propreather av
tn rid divoe an they wud have ynched him. then an
there but fr his wife bein' with him
"He arristed at wonct III joodge hned him
siyinty-hve dollars an made him pay fr all tn dam
ages.
1T was indade a sight { see him payin' thim an
they was all prisint excpt wan"
"Phwhat wan was that? enquired Mrs. Foggary.
There was no bill brought in Fl frightenin tn zinc
linn' out av tn ould maid, tn minister's ssther.
"Afther telin him he wud like t send him up fr q
million years, th joodge let him go"
"Who was they?" asked Mrs. Foggarty.
"Teddy Corcoran, who rrins tn elevator av tn Sky
borough Flats knows them They live there, he says,
and so does the other couple that along. They
don't speak now he says Bechune tn wimmin it used
I be Pet an Darin' he says, now whin they meet
in TIL elevator, til air gets so could it I'D maake you
shver he says.
"Anuyhow it's sorry thing, Mrs. Foggarty, people
have no more snse of fitness"
"Phwhat do ye name by that Dinnis?"
81 name Mrs Foggarty that If We had good snse,
We wudnt try ma-ake churn out av church organ,
mr. an ice cream freezer out sausage stuffen."
"No, l wuddent"
"Then, Mrs Foggary, yell that fule that buys
AUTOMOBILE. becomes dun fule if he trys ma-ake
it into dnin -r-room ta-able."
"Shure, an can that aisy," said Mrs. Foggarty
with the emphasis of conviction.