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Flour. Meal and Feed stuffs.

Corrected daily by Tennessee Mill Co) Flour-Fancy patent, s6.10; standard patent, s5; straight s4.50
 Meal-Water ground, S5c bu.; 96-lb bags, $1.70.
 Corn-No. 2 mixed, S5c; white, SIC. Oats-No. 2 mixed, 65c; No. white. 671kc; white clip, 6Sc.
 Pure wheat bran, 100 pounds, s1.50. Cotton seed feed meal, $25; prime, s27. Corn chops-80 pounds, $1.30
 Corn hearts-1O0 pounds, s1.5o
 Shorts-100 pound sack. $1.65.
 Hulls-S0-lb c. g., s13.50 ton; 100-lb c. B.. $l3 ton; 100-lb c. S., 65c sack.
 Hay-Choice timothy. s25; No. 1 timo- thy, S24; Johnson grass. SIS; clover mixed $22. CO.,
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Fruits and Produce.

Corrected daily by Douglass Bros) Lemons-Per box, extra fancy, s4, 75@5.0o Cabbage-Virginla, 1%c pound. Onions-Per pound, 2hc.
 Northern Potatoes-Per bushel, S5@90c. Hens-35q40c; broilers, 2bQD40c.
 Fggs-Alabama, 23c; Tennessee, 26c.
 Butter-Fresh, 121Aq15c; renovated. Nc; creamery, 34c.
 Cheese-Full cream, per pound 161sq17c. Roasting Ears-Per dog, 15625c.
 Nuts--Engllsh walnuts. 15c per pound: hlberts, 121ac per pound; oceans. 20c DOT pound; mixed nuts, 14c per pound.
 Raisns-Two crown layers. s2.00; three crown layers, $2.25. Dates-Per case. 30 pound case. s2.
 Figs-Layers, crown, s1.10; crown, $1.25 per box.
 Peanuts-Fancy per pound, TIC; choice 6l7c.
 Sweet Potatoes-C Cullman, g 50; Virginia. $3.O0
 Cocoanuts-s40p5 per 100.
 Tomatoes--50c basket.
 Apples-Fancy, s5.5O06.o0; choice, s4. o0Gp 500. Llmes-Imported. per 100, S.0O. Oranges-Florida box, s3.5O
 Bananas-Per bunch, s1 .254l.75.
 Malaga Grapes-Per keg, s6.50
 Spanish Onions-Per crate, si.s5. Concord Grapes-S-pound box. 40c: 4 pound box, 25c.
 Celery-California, doz.. 85c.
 Sugar Cane-Doz., 45c.
 Tokay Grapes Per crate, s2.1O.
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Comparative Cotton Statement.

New York. October 4-For the week ending Friday. october 1: Net receipts in all United States ports during week. 2l6.511: net receipts at all United States ports same week last year. S0,03 total receipts since September 1, 12l ,I4S; total receipts to same date last year. 1885, 45g; ; exports for the week, POS 05s; exports for same week last year, 22,2s9; total exports since September l. 4i6,2S6: total exports same date last year. 5sO. 03O: stock al all United States ports, 43l 0o5 stock in all United States ports same time last year. 4sS 4ss: stock at all interior towns, l6O 754 ; stock at all interior towns same time last year, 1s4 233; stock at Liverpool same time year. 234,0G0; stock of American afioat for Great Britain same time last year. 161 ODO
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Takings By Spinners.

New Orleans, October 4.-Secretary Hes ter gives the takngs of American cotton by spinners throughout the world as fol lows, fin round numbers:
 This week 211 900 this year against 176,- GOO last year, 139, 400 year before last.
 Total since September 1, this year, 7S3, GOO, against 7S2,0 900 last year, and SS2, DOG the year before.
 Of this northern spnners and Canada took S3000 bales this year, against 120, 900 last year, and 136,0OO the year before southern spinners 23SOO0, against 233OOO last year. and 22S0O0 the year before and foreign spinners 462.0O0, against 429- GOO last year, and 51S,O0O the year be- fore
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Naval Stores.

Wilmington, October 4.-Spirits of turpentine dull, 51%c; receipts, 64. Resin steady, $S.s5; receipts, 404. Tar quiet. $2.3O; receipts, 209 Crude tur- pentine firm $2.75, s4 and s4 re- ceipts, S1.
 Savannah, October 4.-Turpentine quiet, 52c; sales, 226: receipts, 401 : shipments, 254 Resin firm; sales, 1897; receipts, 17S2; shipments, 1122 stocks, S1014. A, B, c, $4 D, s4 .10 E, s4. 35; r, s4. 45@4,50; G. s4.45@4. .521h; H, $4.45 @4.55; I, s4. 50@4. 60; K, s4.70@ 4.9O; M, $5.05; N, s5. .5O@5. GO; window glass, 5.S0; water white, 6.
 Charleston, october 4.-Turpentine firm, 52c; sales, none. Rosin firm; sales, none. A, B. c, s3. 90@3.95; D, s4@4.O5; E, 25@4.27k; F, $40; c, $4.4o@4.45; IT, $4. 45@4. 30; I. $4. 50 @4.5 K, s4. 4.65@4.sO; M, s4.s5; N, 5.15@555; window glass, s5.75; wa ter white, $5 95.
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Meats.

Corrected daily by Nelson Morris & Go. D. s. rib bellies, s9,s0 to $10.5O D. S. clear bellies, 10. 4S6G10. s3c. D. S. extra short ribs, 9.175c. D. S. fat backs, $.
 Smoked clear bellies. 121hd13c. Hams-Fancy, 15q15$c; medium, 14c; California, 10e.
 Bacon-Fancy, 22c medium, 191sc;. Lard-Leaf, 10Ac; compound, 9l4c.
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Interior Movement.

Houston: Steady; middling, 12c net re- ceipts, 5496; gross receipts, 5496; ship ments. 9019; sales, 1852; stock, 3S,197.
 Augusta: Steady; middling, Il 7-16c; net receipts, 3573; gross receipts. 3903 shipi- ments. 3O16; sales, 1853; stock. 2,4l9
 Memphis: Quiet; middling, 11%c; net re- ceipts, 1359 gross receipts, 1881; ship ments. 102; sales, TOO; stock, A,e72.
 St. Louis: Quiet middling, 11Ac; gross receipts, 497; shipments, 521; stock, 26a1
 Cincinnati: Quiet net receipts, TIC; gross receipts, TIC; shipments, PAT; stock, S304.
 Louisville: Firm middling, 12Ac; net receipts, s1; gross receipts. s1; stales, 17S; stock, 15.
 Total today: Net receipts, Ii 2S5; gross receipts. 12134 shipments, 129G3; sales, 43S3: stock 10024S
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Liverpool Cotton Market.

Liverpool, October 4.-Cotton spot in fair demand; prices five points higher to seven lower; American middlng fair, 7.41d; good middling, 6.95d midding, 653d ; low mlddllng, 6.13d; good ordinary 5.45d ordinary, 4.S5d. The sales of the day were 1S,000 bales of which 1000 were for speculation and export. and included 59OO American. Receipts, 40O0 bales, including 3600 American
 Futures opened steady and closed very steady.
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NEW SLEEPER VIA L. & N

TO accommOdate the increase Tn travel
 between Birmingham, Louisville, Gin cinnati, and points beyond, the Louis- vile and Nashville railroad has inaug- urated new line of sleeping cars be- tween Birmingham and Louisville on train No 4, leaving Birmingham at 9:33 D. m. daily. Reservations can be made by ap- plying at the Louisville and Nashville depot ticket office, phone 955, or by call ing on P. Sid Jones, D. P. A.. both phones S25 10-3-6t
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group were affected in sympathy There was a sharp rebound in the London price of copper, and some benefit accrued to copper securities there, but in New York the metal was lowered in the quotations at the metal exchange once more. More than one-third of the days scanty total of stock sales was completed in the rrsr hour and stagnation overcame the later market completely.
 Bonds were irregular. Total sales, par value, $l.2O0.o0o. United States 4s, regis tered, declined 14 per cent on call.
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s. T.. Pruett Dies.

Union Springs october 4.-(Special.)-S. T. Pruett died last night at his home Tn Midway from a stroke of paralysis. MT. Pruett was one of Bullock's best citizens and in his death. his community, his family and the county have sustained a great loss
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Weekly Bank ClearInas.

New York, October 4.--Clearings report ed for the week ending October show an aggregate of $2 1899 03S, ,OO0 as against $2, 477,S49,O00 last week, and 8, APO 900 in the corresponding week last year.
 Canadian clearings for the week total $S3,220,000, as against $7s,525, 900 last week, and $S6 16S.000 in the same week last year. The following is the list of the cities:
 D., Iln
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Live Stock Market.

Chicago. October 4.-Cattle receipts 3500; market steady; beeves, s4.10d7. 30; cows, $1.50q54O; Texans, s3.7od4.S0: calves, s6@ S.35; westerns, S4@6.25; stockers and feed CTS $2. .60d5 Hogs receipts, 10000; market 10c highers light $6.1O@6.S5 mixed $5.S566. .7711: heavy, s5.65a665; pigs, $5d635; bulk of sales, l $6. 05d645 Sheep receipts, 700: market steady; na-
 tives, ss@5.40; westerns, S. 25@5.50; lambs,
 $4. 756i75 50
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Total Net Receipts.

New York October 1.-The following are the total net receipts of cotton at all ports since September l. Galveston, 231, ,903; New Orleans, 5l9s7; Mobile, 20,863; Savannah, 24,s10; Charleston, 34,9S9; Wilmington, 76. . 146; Norfolk, A.326; Baltimore, 521; Bos- 20,S23; Port Townsend, 36; Jacksonville, 15O; 20,S23; Port Townsend; Jacksonville, 15o; minor points. 446S total, 721, 1,784.
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DRs. Do1IER & DoZIER B,
Southern Railway.

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 in every oase Our equipru ent, consisting Of Wali-, kept, prescription department, x-I Ray, Violet Ray. statio and 0afvano- Faradio apparatus super-Heaeed Air Electric Light Cabinet, Dursks Nebuliser and oxone Inhelations lpr nose, throat and lungs, and . ttor- oughfy equipped Surgical DepaRe~ mont. modern and up~to-date in every partiouiss. give lis . prsst1ys over ail competitors in Aiabama int ] our special hne of praatfcs. CORRESPONDENCE INVITED Consultation and enam1nationsl free. Terms iiberal ,end confidence hAsRI inviolate. office hoars a. m. 10 s0 | D. m. Sundays, 8 Q. m to 1 D. m, A FEW OF MANY RNDOREf1zzUNrBl
 FROM THn PRHsa. The Birmingham Ledserx Drs- Dol sfer are without doubt the bsst known speoia1fsts in the spesth. and their fame is due entirely to 'snefr great skill. The Birmingham Newsf Both Dys, o. T. and Byron DozieT arc remote and experienced physioians asid spr- geons. who deserve tho greet ssro- ! oess which has been and Is theirs. The Age-Hera1d, Dys Dozfsrss long standing and approved abilities | entitIe them to the proud distinction of standing at the head of their ppe-,4 fession.
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New York, October 4.-Coffee closed a little off from the best, but steady, un- changed to 5 points higher. Sales were reported of 45, 75O bags, includipg:, Decem- Der, $6.15; March, $6.30; May $6 4096. .45; July, S950; September, $655. The world s visible supply increased 70S, ,260 bags for September to 16, 712, 1882 bags, against 12, 153,- 621 last year. Spot coffee quiet. Rio No. 7, SEC; Santos No. f. Sc; mild coffee quiet; Cordova 9612Nc
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Bonds.
Money on Call.

New York, October 4.-Money on call strong 6Q61a per cent; ruling rate, per cent; closing bid, 4 per cent; offered at per cent. Time loans firm; 60 days, 6 per cent 90 days, 61s per cent; six months, per cent.
 Prime mercantile paper, per cent; sterling exchange strong, with actual bus mess in bankers bills at 4S5. .75614S5 80 for demand and at 4S2. .1OG4S2. .15 for 60 day bils commercial bills, 4S17s Bar silver, 661Re; Mexican dollars, 5l5sc. Government bonds, easy; railroad bonds irregular
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Dry Goods.

New York. October 4-The dry goods market was quiet and steady today in most lines. Heavy cottons are easier for forward delivery. Cotton yarns show further decreases in prices. Dress goods are quiet.
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Paris, October 4.-Three per cent rentes. go francs 15 centmes for the account Exchange on London, 25 francs IS cen times for checks.
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Cotton Seed OH.

New. York October 4.-Cotton seed oil irregular; prime crude, 371sa3S1a; prime crude yellow, 5Ols; petroleum firm; rosn firm; strained common to good, 4.40 tur- pentine easy, 50; rice firm.
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Treasury Statement.

Washington, October 4.-Today's state mept of the treasury balances in the gen. era1 fund shows Available cash balance, $2l1 ,5S6, 756 Gold coin and bullion, s47516,- 731. Gold certificates, $S3, ,472, ,160.
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New orleans Cotton Market.

New Orleans, October 4.-Cotton spots closed firm at an advance of 1-Is of a cent on all grades; middlng, 11i1c; sales. 1o50 bales on the spot and 1895 to arrive.
 Futures opened steady to 13 points
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Berlin Money.

Berlin, October 4-Exchange on London. 20 marks 46s4 pigs. for checks. Discount rates: Short bills, per cent; three months bills. 47s per cent
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Come and skate in the snow storm at Southside Rink to- night.
REMOVAL NOTICE.

We have moved to 1161@ 20th st., over Snow 6 Rainbow, between 1st and 2d ayes. Col. G. A. Sharits and Bert Smelling.
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Come and skate in the snow storm at Southside Rink to- night.
REMOVAL NOTICE.

The Birmingham Mutual Saving Loan and Building Association has removed 10 It's permanent office. 2lO4 First avenue. This associa
 ton Is getting out Dlotter that will show the people of Birming
 ham how we pay : per cent com pound interest on money. and that the borrower will only pay 6k per cent interest and expense included. Be sure and investigate this and deposit with the associa- ton. It will help you, help the borrower in taking load off his shoulders and help the city to grow. F. L. Higdon, president. B. F. Havens, secy Kinds Peevy. atty.
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guarantee


 you a permanent cure of private troubles a n q that you may know my guar antee is reliable l refer you with permission t O the First Nat l o n a l B a n k, Alabama Nat 1 O n a 1 B a n k, Steiner Brothers, Bankers; Jeffer- son County Saw ings bank and t h e Peoples Saxrfn~c D< L.
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Chicago Change.

Chicago, October 4.-Liberal resident sales caused weak market in wheat here today. At the close December wheat was on 1ac Corn was shade lower. Oats were up 1sc. Provisions were unchanged to shade higher
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LADIES.

Today is carnation day at the Palace Dairy Lunch, 211 N. 21st st. Don't forget to call and get a nice lunch and re- ceive a carnation.
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Coffee Market.

mark cases included, 151h@1S1kc; firsts, 21c; prime firsts, 23c. Cheese steady, 1212@144c.
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Leading futures ranged as fo,,ous

Cash quotations were as follows: Flour-Firm.
 Wheat-No. ? spring, s1 .06Ca1 10; No. 3, 97cQ$l 10; No. red, 97Q9S1sc.
 Gorn-No. ?, 62c; No. ? yellow, G2AQ621zc. Oats-No. ?, 5l1zc; No. 8 white, 47dt5Os4c; Rye-No. ?, S6c.
 Barley-Fair 10 choice malting 94n99c. Flax Seed-No. 1 northwestern, $l.3l1a. Prime timothy seed, $40.
 Clover-Contract grades Sf6. 75. Short Ribs Sides-Loose, s7. s5a7.95. Mess Pork-Per barrel, S14u14.l0. Lard-Per 100 pounds, $S. STA. Short Clear Sdes-Boxed, SS. .5eGi6. .75. Whisky-Basis of high wines, s1 .s4 / On the produce exchange today the Put ter market was steady; creameries 240 291zc; dairies, 22427c. Eggs steady. at
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THE LOCAL MARKETS
Local Iron Market.
Local Cotton Market.
Local Securities.

Corrected by Otto Marx &s Co.,, Brown Marx Building.)
 Bank Stocks.
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RAILROAD SCHEDULES

Showing the arrival and departure oi passenger trains at the rev Terminal Station, BlrmnghaiA
 Effective July I, -5i)
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Paris Money.

taining other items than cIea rings.
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using Doan's Kidney Pills l suffered
everything from kidney trouble for a
year ard half. / had pain in the
back and head, and almost continuous
in the loins and felt weary all the
time. A few doses OF Doan's Kidney
Pills brought great relief, and kept
on taking them until in short time
was cured. l think Doan's Kidney Pills
are wonderful
For sale by all dealers. 80 cents 8
box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
N. Y.
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S1oo Reward. 500.

The readers of this paper will be pleased tc
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
that science has been able to cure in all iti
stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure known TO the
medical fraternity. Catarrh being constitu'
tional disease, requires constitutional treat
ment Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the
foundation of the disease, and giving the pa
tient strength by building up the constitution
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its curative
powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars
Tor any case that it fails to cure. Send for lis
Of testimonials.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Thirty years is the average age of an
ostrich and the annual yield of bird in
captivity is from two to four pounds Of
plumes.
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ssSasIllyl!z
a4F9|ksE'Elz :
~O~oO0~ON,

4 bihks-Why are you playing your
organ in lonely spot like this? The
Grinder-I'm studying new piece
Pick -Me,Up.
Don't you think he Is the most SEN
sible man you ever knewT' "Er-
WE'LL you see | never knew him before
he was engaged Houston Chronicle.
Customer-Can you recommend this
as good blood purifier? Druggist
Madam, one dose of that would cure
the eruptions Of Mt vesuvius.-Phla-
delphia Press
Passenger aintly)-S-s-top the
ship! I've dropped my teeth.-Punch.
There are lots of men able to gov
ern women" Eyes, and they're all
bachelors. - Houston Post.
The Artist -Oh, ze madam has ze
grand face. l shall make re speaking
likeness. Henpeck Er-well, old man.
you needn't go so far as that, you
know Metropolitan Magazine.
Johnnie le-Papa, papa, come quick !
Mamma has tainted. Papa-Here, put
this ten-dollar bill in her hand John
ME Ga moment later) She says she
wants ten e.--Fliegende Blaetter.
Money doesn't always bring happl-
ness and peace Of mind" you are
right there" answered the man with
an anxious look Sometimes it tempts
you to buy automobiles. Washington
Star.
Weary Wiggles Don't call at that
second house down the road. Meander-
Ing What's the matter? Cross
dog? Weary Wiggles- Worse than that
A new bride that does her. own cooking
Topeka Journal.
Dora-Is it true that Jack is going
to marry you? Flora-Yes, dear. Dora
We'll, you'd better make him sign the
pledge. Flora Why, lack doesn't
drink. Dora-No, but he probably will
Cleveland Leader.
Where did you get that black eye?'
asked Tete de yeau. "Oh, only a low
ers' quarrel" L'Oignon answered airily.
What? Did your girl give you that?"
mo, 1t was her other lover"--New Or
leans Times Democrat.
And what were the provisions Of
your uncle's willT' 'That should
have all he left after the payment of
his just debts" "Ah, very good of the
old man, wasn't it? What did he
leave?" Just debts. Judy.
Invest" said Gobsa Golde, "but new
er speculate But what, precisely, is
the difference, father" young Golde
asked, between an investment and a
speculation Its speculation the
other answered, IF you lose. Denver
Post.
"Crittick was pleased to say that my
play had few equals as bit of real
ism," remarked young De Ritter. He
said even more than that" said Pep
prey. "Indeed? YES" he added
"and positively no interiors" "-Phila.
delphia Ledger.
Sprocket talked good deal
about your new automobile. What is
there so specially attractive about itl
Sparker-W When come along with 1t
this afternoon in front Of your place Of
business just you take good look at
that girl on the front seat.-Chicago
Tribune.
Guest These eggs are rather flaw
ory. Pretty Waitress -Tearcawfy? !?
Guest-These eggs-they're not quite
Pretty Waitress Ito. another pretty
waitress who is passing) Dick was in
last night. He asked after you. Ito
guest) Did you say tearcawfy? Guest
(gloomily Coffee. Chicago Chroni-
Gle.
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"I'm surprised at you," said Jigley,
"trying to borrow dollar from that
fellow Harduppe. You're surely not in
such awful need of money"
NO" replied Shrude, "but felt
sure Harduppe was. Anticipated him,
that's all."-Catholic Standard and
Times.
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HOME OF A NOVELIST.

The rambling structure shown in the
cut is the residence built by Robert
Louis Stevenson at Samoa and named
by him Vailima. 1t seems that the
German governor of Samoa has been
trying to buy vailima for an official
residence, and the matter has aroused
good deal of discussion. Stevenson
was bitterly opposed to German su-
premacy in Samoa.
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get out of order it
causes backache, head
aches, dizziness, Ian
guor and distressing
unrin airy troubles i.
Keep the kidneys well
and all these suffer
ings will be saved you.
Mrs. S. A. Moore,
proprietor Of a restau-
ran t at Waterville,
Mo-, saws: "Before
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would Not Break Friendship.

An editor, talking the other day In
New York about Oliver Hereford, said
''He sat in my Office one afternoon
when young novelist entered.
"'Mr. Hereford said the novelist
eagerly, I value your opinion very
much. Now. I want you to tell me
candidly what you think Of my new
book?
"'No, no. said Hereford, hurriedly
let us remain friends"
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Little Johnny lin cemetery Say,
paw, why didn't the man who is bur-
led here go to heaven?
Paw-Perhaps he did, my son.
Little Johnny-But it says on his
tombstone, Peace to his ashes, and it
must be a hot place where there's
ashes.
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An Insult.

"Boo-oo-hoo !" sobbed the young wild.
ow.
Don't cry, DEAR" said her mother
"It will not help matters any,"
"B-but the m-minister in-insulted
me-" sobbed the bereaved one.
"He didw exclaimed the astonlshed
mother. what did he say?"
"He s-sald that poor John was
p-probably b-better off," answered the
y. w.
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whats all this Japanese question:
asked the boy with the books and slate
under his arm.
"Why," replied his chum, at all came
from stoppln' a Japanese kid from go
ing to school,"
Did, eh? Well, that's just like this
country. Always showing favors to
foreigners. Nobody ever stops us kids
from going to school,"
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Way out Of the DfnicuIty.

Young Husband-Don't you think,
darling, that my smoke Is likely to
spoil the curtains?
Young Wife You are the best and
most considerate husband that ever
lived, dear. OF course 1t would.
Young Husband Well, then, you had
better take them Illustrated
Bits.
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rmnercentihIe sneed.

DO your street cars run on Sun
dayT inquired the girl from Boston.
"Not SO you'd notice it, replied the
Philadelphia girl.-Cleyeland Plain
Dealer. sg5
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True Prophet,
"You are going to marry him after
he has been engaged to and has Tilted
every girl in our set?'
Eyes, dear"
swell, / always said he would get
his punishment some day."-Houston
Post.
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Immune.

Elsie-Oh! you better leave those
preserves alone. Ma said IL she caught
you at 'em again she'd dust your Jacket
Tommy know, but l amt wearin'
any jacket. took it Off on purpose
Catholic Standard and Times.
The Athena press. [volume] (Athena, Umatilla County, Or.) 18??-1942, 1907-05-07

Eva-So you couldn't make up your
mind about accepting the foreign noble
man? Why didn't you toss coin?
Katharine--I was afraid the foreign
nobleman would keep the coin.