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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Origin of Altar of Roses,

The preparation Of the famous altar
Of roses, according to the Circle, seems
to have been discovered by accident.
From India We get the tradition. The
favorite Sultah of Sehanghir caused a
bath of rosewater to be prepared for
her use. The burning sun Of India
brought its might upon the bath pre-
pared in the royal garden and soon
globules Of oil were found floating up
on the fragrant water. Deeming the
bath impure and attempting to skim
off the film, the attendants broke the
globules, and at once the garden was
filed with fragrance. The finest es-
sence is not gathered from the rarest
and most costly flowers, for the fra
grant oil glands are most abundant in
the petals of the free blooming, old,
common kinds.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A Trite Saying.

It is a trite saying that no man IS
stronger than his stomach. DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery strengthens
the stomach-puts it in shape to make
pure, rich blood-helps the liver and
kidneys to expel the poisons from the
body and thus cures both liver and kid
ney troubles. If you take this natural
blood purifier and tonic, you will assist
your system in manufacturing each day
a pint of rich, red blood, that is invigo-
rating to the brain and nerves. The
weak, nervous, run down, debilitated
condition which SO many people suffer
from, is usually the effect of poisons in
the blood; it is often indicated by pimples
Or boils appearing on the skin, the face
becomes thin and the feelings vblue.n
DR.. Pierce's rDiscovery" cures all blood
humors as well as being tonic that
makes one vigorous, strong and forceful.
It is the only medicine put up for sale
through druggists for like purposes every
Ingredient of which has the professional
endorsement of the leading medical
writer's OF this country. Some of these
endorsements are published in little
book of extracts from standard medical
works and will be sent to any address
free, on receipt of request therefor by
letter or postal card, addressed to DR.. r.
V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. It tells just
what DR.. Pierce's medicines are made Of
vThe Words of Praise for the several
ingredients of which DR.. Pierce's medi-
cines are composed, by leaders in all the
several schools Of medical practice, and
recommending them for the cure of the
diseases for which the rGolden Medical
Discovery" is advised, should have far
more weight with the sick and afflicted
than any amount of so-called stesti-
monials so conspicuously Haunted before
the public by those who are afraid to let
the ingredients of which their medicines
are composed be known Bear in mind
that the uGolden Medical Discovery has
THE BADGE OF HONESTY on every bottle
wrapper, in full list of its ingredients.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure con.
stipation, invigorate the liver and regu-
late stomach and bowels.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
DISEASES OF MEN AND PRIVATE
DISEASES A SPECIALITY,
Long Live The KING

is the popular cry throughout European
countries; while in America, the CRY of
the present day is .'Long live Dr.. Kings
New Discovery, King of Throat and
Lung Remedies of which Mrs. Julia
Ryder Paine, Truro, Mass, says: ut
never fails to give immediate relief and
to quickly cure a cough or cold" Mrs.
Paine's opinion is shared by majority
Of the inhabitants of this country.
New Discovery cures weak lungs and
sore throat after all other remedies
have failed; and for coughs and colds
it's the proven remedy. Guaranteed by
o. NJ. Olsen, Druggist. soc and s100.
Trial bottle free
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
MachiaveIIi.

Nicolo Machiavelli, from whose sur
name has been coined synonym for
treacherous craft, was writer Of
nervous and concise italian. He took
high rank as drumatist, his comedy
of ''Mandragola' being pronounced in
ferior only to the work Of Voltaire.
Leo x. admired it so much that he
had it played before him in Rome.
His book on the cart of War" won the
praise of so competent judge as
Frederick the Great Of Prussia. His
policy in craftsmanship embodied in
his work '"The Prince was the direct
antithesis Of Washington's sentiment
that honesty is the best policy"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
IN THE SAME BOAT.
A Story Of Samuel Warren and Mat
thew Davenport Hill.

thew Davenport Hill.
Sam Warren, the author of "Ten
Thousand Year." has been the sub
ject of many anecdotes, none of them
better than one which I first heard re-
lated about him by his friend, Matthew
Davenport Hill.
Looking in one day at Warren s
chambers, Hill noticed that he seemed
a little troubled s'It Isl said the law
yer-noyel1St, most unfortunate. I
ought to have dined tonight with the
lord chancellor, but Mrs. Warren is
about to present me with another olive
branch How can leave her? hope
his lordship won't be annoyed at my
putting him off, .sOh," returned Hill,
don't make yourself uneasy. I am
one of the guests. I know him so we'll
I can put it all right for you" With
these words the visitor prepared to
leave the room.
At first profusely grateful, Warren
presently seemed little perplexed and
said: "By the bye, after all, won't
trouble you to say anything about me
to the chancellor. Between ourselves,
I have not been invited"
"Well," rejoined Hill, make yourself
comfortable on that point. For that
matter, neither have I."-Pall Mall Ga.
zette.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
AN oBLlGING WAITER.
He Got the Five Dishes, and He Got
Them In Record Time.

He Got the Five Dishes, and He Got
Them In Record Time.
He was stranger in town. The
clerk of the hotel had neglected to call
him until twenty minutes after the re-
quested hour, and as consequence he
had but short time for breakfast be
fore he must leave for his train.
Going into the\ dining room, he waiv-
ed the Formally of having the chair
leisurely pushed under him by the
head waiter and, accosting one of the
dusky servers, he commanded hur-
riedly:
go to the kitchen and get me a
breakfast-five dishes Of anything that
is ready-and get it quickv'
AS the order was accompanied by a
medium sized piece of silver the way
faring man had reason to expect a
fairly good meal.
And as to speed of delivery he was
not disappointed. In an incredibly
short time the negro reappeared, bear
ing aloft a tray on which sat five
dishes, remarkable only for their SINH
larity Of size and shape. When the
tray was lowered sufficiently to bring
the contents of the dishes into focus
the traveller saw his breakfast-fve
dishes Of steaming oatmeal, accompa-
MED by five miniature pitchers of
cream.
The negro beamed with satisfaction
at the rapidity with which he had exc
cuted the order. The traveller hurried
~ ate one dish Of the oatmeal, and as
he left the dining room the waiter was
heard to remark
'sWondah wot dat man say he want
five dishes foahv'-Chicago Record
Herald
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Vacation Tours.

For the summer season the Mime
:apolis & st. Louis r. r. has arranged
Hover excursion rates than ever be-
fore to the various summer resorts in
the east and to Minnesota, Wisconsin,
Colorado, Utah, California, Wash
ington, Oregon, Montana, Wyoming
sand South Dakota.
Tickets on sale daily commencing
June lst, limited to October 81, 1907.
Liberal stop-over privileges and
variable routes offered in connection
with tickets to Western destinations.
For full particulars call on agents
or address A. B. Cults, G. 2. & T. A.,
Minneapolis, Mimi 20
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Belgium Blows Its Horn.

Belgium, like many continental coun-
tries, has it's national board of adver-
Using. The state, owning, as it does,
the railways, must do everything in its
power to increase the passenger traffic,
and so England and the adjacent coun-
tries are extensively placarded with
posters showing Belgium's beauty and
pleasure spots. The principal attrac-
lions are Ostend and its casino, and the
pictorial records Of this resort have
adorned the boardings Of England for
many years past.-London Graphic.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
MoNoPoLlEs AND RINGS.
olden Time Schemes For Obtaining
Wealth and Power.

Wealth and Power.
The evil Of monOpolies and rings was
known to ancients, Aristotle referring
to them In his Politics." and then, as
now, it was found necessary to hold
them in check by legislation. The mo-
nopolist was in Roman law called a
dardanarius and punished under the
Lex Julia de Ammonia. Monopolies Of
clothing, fish and all articles of food
were prohibited by the Emperor Zeno
under pain Of confscation and exile, so
that it Is certain that the rings OF
the ancient days were as mischievous
as they are now. At Athens law linn
tied the amount Of corn a man might
buy. The earliest recorded instance we
have was corn ring.
There is an ancient tradition that the
king who made Joseph his prime min
lister and committed into his hands the
entire administration of Egypt was
Apepi. Apepi was one Of the shepherd
kings and ruled over the whole Of
Egypt as Joseph's pharaoh seems to
have done. The prime minister during
seven years Of remarkable plenty
bought up every bushel Of corn beyond
the absolute needs Of the Egyptians
and stored 1t. During the terrible fam
inc that followed he was able to get
his own price and bartered corn sue
cessively for the Egyptian money, cat
tie and land and, taking one-fifth for
pharaoh, made him supremely wealthy.
nf Hr,%
very polite one, his policy being to
centralize power In the monarch's
hands.-London Answers.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
FINE SPIDER THREADS.
Cultivated Especially For the Use OF
Astronomers

Cultivated Especially For the Use Of
Astronomers.
The cultivation Of certain species of
spiders solely for the fine threads
which they weave for scientific uses
has an important bearing upon astron-
omy.
No substitute for the spiders thread
has yet been found for bisecting the
screw of the micrometer used for de
termining the positions and motions of
the stars. Not only because Of the re-
markable fineness of the threads are
they valuable, but because of their
durable qualities.
The threads Of certain spiders raised
for astronomical purposes withstand
changes in temperat lures, so that often
in measuring sun spots they are unfn-
jured when the heat is so great that
the lenses Of the micrometer eyepiece
are cracked.
These spider lines are only one-ffth
to one-seventh Of thousandth of an
inch in diameter, compared with which
the threads Of the silkworm are large
and clumsy.
Each line is made up of several thou.
sands of microscopic streams of fluid
Under the most powerful magnifying
glass they appear true and round
The work of placing these lines In
the micrometer requires the delicate
touch of experts, who operate with the
aid Of microscopes which magnify the
line thousand times. The lines are
placed parallel with each other and
two one-thousandths Of an inch apart
Stray Stories.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Get What You Ask For.

When you see an article we'll DYER
tised in the newspapers, you NAV be
sure it's good article, for advertising
only pays if the goods are honest and
posses merit. The people who make
a speciality OF one advertised article,
like Cascarets, Candy Cathartic for
example, stake their whole business
existence on it's doing what they say it
will. They must "make good" as the
saying is. Readers of this paper are
urged to be sure that they get what
they ask for, when they ask for an
advertised article, for it's the good
thing that is initiated and counter
feited. Don't accept substitutes! In
sist on getting the genuine!
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
The Charming Woman

is not necessarily one of perfect form
and features. Many plain woman who
could never serve as an 1tist's model
possesses those rare qualities that all the
world admires- neatness, clear eyes,
clean smooth skin and that sprightli.
ness of step and action that accompany
good health. A physically weak woman
is never attractive, not even to herself
Electric Bitters restore weak women
give strong nerves, bright eyes, smooth
velvety skin, beautiful complexion
Guaranteed by 0. M. Olsen, Druggist
50c.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
ChiIeane Are Monarets.

There is good deal Of mongrel
about Chilean society. Chileans will
tell you that they are descended from
old Spanish families, but the old Span
ish families We're mostly turned out or
massacred in the revolution against
Spain, which arose mainly out Of the
wrongs of the mongrels The descent,
In short, usually includes a slave native
Indian woman years back, and the two
types have mixed we'll, with handsome
but very fiery results.-Exchange
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A CULTURED BASS.
Higher Education Was the Ruin OF
This inteIIiqent Fish.

Higher Education Was the Ruin OF
This Intelligent Fish.
Bass are intelligent little beasts.
That is the reason they travel in
schools remarked Walter Dumping,
an authority on fishing and candi-
date for the nature fakir class.
81 have frequently observed them
studying" he continued, whether it
was better taste to swallow minnow
whole or on the installment plan I
have seen them seek knowledge con-
corning rubber frogs and, having made
up their minds that it was a false
friend, go off and warn their COM
rades
ST have seen them studying weather
conditions, coming to the surface, gaz-
ing intently at the sky, finding the d.
rection of the wind and satisfying
themselves whether tomorrow would
be clear or rainy.
Cali real fishermen can youch for
the statement that bass are fond of
children I have seen them eat up the
little ones.
BASS are natural defenders of the
home life, and when carp or catfish
comes browsing around to devour the
eggs the female had laid the male will
attack the intruder by swimming IN
der the enemy and slashing him with
the sharp dorsal spine.
II once knew a bass SO intelligent
that it refused to bite on the ordinary
bait and was only caught after a page
from an encyclopedia had been tied
to the hook. Higher education was his
finish, Philadelphia North American
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

Cures permanently the cases he I'M
dertakes and sends the incurable home
without taking fee from them. This
is why he continues his visits year
after year, while other doctors have
made a few visits and stopped. DR..
Jones is an eminently successful spec
ialist in all chronic diseases, proven by
the many cures effected in chronic cases
physicians. His hospital experience
and extensive practice have made him
SO proficient that he can name and To-
cate disease in a few minutes.
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness. Diseases
of the Ear, Nose, Throat and of the
Lungs (and Consumption in the earlier
stages) are to be cured when DR.. Jones'
methods are applied.
Granulated Eyelids and Cataract per-
marlently cured by his Absorption
Glasses fitted and Guaranteed.
Cross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Astonishing cures are readily made
in cases Of Chronic Rheumatism, Pa
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Treats all durable Diseases Of the
Heart, Blood, Skin, Liver, Stomach,
Kidney, Bladder, and Of the Nervous
System, and Female organs.
A never-failing remedy for Big Neck
PILES, FIsTULAE and RUPTURE
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eyes sunken; red and blurred; pimples
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DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
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No experiments or failures. No incur
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Reference, Drexel State Bank.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
The Transformed Pythaqorean.

Some undergraduates once wished to
play practical joke upon q man who
was a disciple Of Pythagoras, so one
day when be was a little sleepy by
reason of the amount of brandy and
soda that be had imbibed his friends
smeared him with honey and rolled
him in the inside of a feather bed.
When the disciple Of Pythagoras got
up in the morning he looked in the
looking glass at himself and said slow
", with whistle, Bird, by Jove!"-
London Telegraph.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
LYING.

It was said of DE-. Johnson that he
always talked as though he were tax
ing an oath He detested the habit of
lying Or prevaricating in the slight
est degree and would not allow his
servants to say he was not at home if
be was "a servants strict regard
for the truth,' said he, must be weak
ened by such practice. If I accus-
tom my servant to tell a lie for me,
have not reason to apprehend that
he Will tell it for himself?' A strict
adherence to truth the doctor consid-
cred as sacred obligation. and in re-
lattng the smallest anecdote he would
not allow himself the minutest addi-
ton to embe1lish his story.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

When there is the slightest Indication
of Indigestion, heart burn, fatulence or
any form of stomach trouble take a
little Kodol occasionally and you will
be afforded prompt relief. Kodol is a
compound of vegetable acids and con-
tains the juices found in a healthy stsm.
ach. Kodol digests what you eat, makes
your food do you good. Sold by Eugene
A. Pfe6erle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

TEYASelAMnS We t own 9 900 900 Of lane
VAN HORNE VALLEY, Texas, sone OF the most fertile
valleys in the state. The Southern Pacific Railroad
Proposed line Of the Santa Fe win directly through
well located for retail purposes They were caIeIy
selected and, having purchased them some time ago
we quote you prices and terms that are right
LAND AGENTS. ATTENTION!-secur control
of 10000 acres OF this land which you do by MAX
$4,000; Own your own lands Don't sell on commits
sion TEXAS COLONIZATION CO., 607-s Pioneer Press
Bldg. ST. Paul Mlnn,
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Making Sure.

Dentist-Tve filed all Of your teeth
that have cavities, sir.
Mahbney Well, thin, fill tn rist av
thin, too; thin whin th cavities come
they'll be already filed, bgobsw-
don Tit Bits.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Her WILLINGNESS.

You must have been dreaming Of
some one proposing to you last night,
Laura
'How is that?''
Why, heard you for a whole quar-
ter of an hour crying out, sYesr" Pile
gende Batter.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Love and Hate,

Love once more; perhaps this time
you may succeed in being loved back
again.
Enemies are only useful as long as
you are rising. Once at the top you
must do away with them by making
them your Acknowledgements Of Queen
Elisabeth Carmen SYLVIA.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Natural.

Proud Father My child is only g
month old, and he cries for the moon.
Proud Mother-Mine isn't a week old,
and he cries for the milky way
Puck.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

The first farmer was the first man,
and all historic nobility rests on pos
session and use Of land. -Emefsou.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

= Every kernel of wheat used in the
manufacture of Daniel Webster -four
is thoroughly secured and washed,
hence the splendid flavor and beauti-
full color of bread made from it. 18tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Decidedly Awkward,

Hewitt-Were you ever in an awk-
ward position? Jewett-I am all the
time. Hewttt-How is that? Jewett-
I have two girls living in the same
street.-New York Press
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

Every age has its problem, BY solv-
ing which humanity is helped forward
d-Heine.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
A Certain Cure for Aching Feet.

Aliens Foot-Ease powder; cures Tired,
Aching, Sweeting, Swollen feet. Sample
sent free, also Sample of Foot-Ease Sani-
hary Corn-Pad a new invention. Address,
Allen S. Olmsted. LIE Roy, n. Y.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17

+ Absolute cleanliness, purity and
strength are features of Daniel Web
sster -four. 10tf
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-07-17
Last Mountain J :E: ::: =: ];
Valley Lands i a;:;::. f ss #:

heart of the Great Wheat Plains of Saskatchewan.
The richness of the soi1in this district is shown
an the reports to the Government which give an
average of26A bushels ofwhea the acrefor 1900.
The great development of this part of Western
Canada has brought about the competition OF
5rallways. Ample timber for fuel and fencing.
Send I5c for beautiful, new souvenir book. en-
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Maps, descriptive matter, etc, on request.
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The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-03-12
White for Graduating, Com
mencement. Confirmation. Etc.
Mercerized Batiste.

Mercerized Batiste.
Nothing beautiful to look nothing sheer and
dainty A wide per YARD ~50c, 65c, 100
Linen Cambria.
Sheer and dantyis used every and will give
perfect satisfaction in the tub and will always have the
air that linen always has, yard 81 90 and 81 %
Paris Muslin.
The much talked about fabric that selling fast has
equal in the class of dainty white dresses 5 inches wide
per ydfu ~ ------ w % ~ QUO
Persian Lawns
DO not confuse Persian Lawn with India Linen cheap
limitations but let us show the genuine artceit will
satisfy che most particular We have t FROM
yard 15c To SOC
India Linons
always good and you get good quality you
buy standard brand, such SELL you can't 90
Per yard 10c to 25c
Linen Lawns.
The sarcest article in white goods today but there good
for IT, for there comparing it with other things
We have plenty.-~-~..~.- 26c yard up
SwIsses and LiDgerees make dainty dresses also
The Paducah evening sun. [volume] (Paducah, Ky.) 1906-1929, 1907-03-12
JUDGE IN BUSINESS.
Draws Salary as Insurance Vice.
President.

Springfield. H.. March 12.-Presi-
dent Roosevelt has interested MIN
self in the peculiar conditions under
which Judge Humphrey. OF immunity
bath fame, sits on the federal bench
here and at the same time draws a
salary as vice-president OF the Frank
lin Life Insurance company with
headquarters In Springfield. The re-
port of the company has Just been
filed with the state superintendent Of
insurance and SHOWS that the stipend
OF the jurist is $3.50 a year.
The attention Of President Roose-
welt was first drawn to this double
income situation month ago. It
became known today that through
Secretary Loeb. he had sought fur
Ither Information. for what purpose
is not known.