Goldsboro weekly argus. [volume] (Goldsboro, N.C.) 1885-1909, 1907-02-07
AS We GO ALONG.
Snapshots, Witty, Wise and Other
wise.

way with happiness.
needs to be toned up.
The peek-a-boo crop was not hurt.
It hasn't bloomed yet.
Sometimes a bark ashore may be that
of the honest watchdog.
Positively no more on S~wettenham.
1--WE do what we promise"
It's foolish to be a poet unless you
are rich enough to be able to afford
it.
When people get rich, social station
worries them for more than poverty ever
did.
When a man will ADMIT his coffee
is cold it's sign the honeymoon is
over.
Pullman Car tips amount to 50, 600 900
a year, and no rate bill can regulate
them.
A m doesn't have to get the legis-
lature to change her name; a minister
can do it.
The presidential succession seems to
to interest everybody except Theodore
Roosevelt.
The man who claims that pea soup is
the elixir oflife has probably never tried
clam broth.
Senator Hale says the members talk
too much, and he might have added, and
say 50 little.
In some cases, a promising young
man is not able to pay up when his
promises fall due.
No matter how many times a girl
dreams, it's either about a pearl neck
lace or orange blossoms.
will be completed in eight years, but he
talks now as an outsider.
"May a girl do her mending in a
street car?"i is asked. Somemen might
mend their manners there.
That New York man who died of en-
Iargement of the head must yust have
been accepted as a Thaw juror.
One member of Congress wants to
abolish the Weather bureau, but he has
probably been taking it too seriously.
what Women Can't Do" is under
discussion. For one thing, they can't
pass by a mirror without looking in |
it. l.
Also, to sell the Philippines would be
to crowd in pitilessly between Congress- |
man Hobson and the Congressional Re
cord.
Hall Caine says that hepays no atten
ton to literary critics. Ifbe this recipro-
city, let the stand-patters make the most
of it.
The main difficulty about temporary |
insanity plea for Thaw seems to be to |
establish the fact hi it is only tenn
porary.
Mr.. Carnegie gave Princeton a lake |
and now gives Yale a swimming pool,
but he is not squeezing this water outI
Of his stocks.
The Ohio woman who applied for a
divorce in verse hardly meant that she
regarded married life as "one grand
sweet song"
A sleeping car company could make
lots more money ifi hung the passen-
gers up on pegs, and they would sleep
just as we'll.
While everything about Harry Thaw
has been written, that fact does not
prevent enterprising paper rom telling
it all over again.
Twenty thousand tramps are winter
ing in Chicago. Presumably these ex-
perienced travelery know where to look
for co~ngenial society.
Old men, says the Travel Magazine,
are rare in California. Well, as far as
tina goes, there are some rare old men
in the United States senate.
Mrs. Thaw thinks thai May McKen-
zie is the dandy girl, and May thinks
tina Evelyn is the sweetest ever, and
they propose to stick together in the days
of the trial.
The people ofIllinois say Uncle Shelby
Cullom has already begun to make his
plans for a sixth term, to n in 1919,
when he will be 90 years old. He is an
oIo-f oc vvoIl DC ON ami jtinnS old
man.
Governor Higgins does no propose