The Washington herald., 1907-05-23


typical Southern magazine. Several have
been launched. but So far. not one has
been an unqualified success. II any ono
can put such a publication on Its feet in
that section. Mr.. Harris is prominently
the man. The Washington Herald cx-
tends its best wishes and congratulations
TO the junior magazine of America.
Ohio has enacted law 90 protect black
bass from the greedy fishermen. II there
is any dependence al an % Doe put On the
words Of the Houston Post Texas sadly
needs "a law 20 protect her fishermen from
the greedy black bass
And even toward Juue-good. old reli8-
ble June-a great many people are now
looking with shivery apprehension.
An English judge expresses the opinion
that husbands should have the legal right
10 inspect and revise their wives visit
ing lists. The women probably would Doe
glad 60 aequesce. provided they were
granted the same privilege iu respect TO
their husbands visiting lists.
Eggs are reported at SL-0 per dozen in
Egypt This is hard on those Egyptians
with a foudncss for egg-chasars.
After twenty-five years flirting by mall
Kentucky couple finally married with
out having seen each other prior 90 the
ceremony. They must have graduated
from some correspondence school of
courtship.
"Music is dead" says DR.. Emil Reich.
And. unfortunately, much Of it has been
canned.
II seems that it is only the homeopathic
doctors Who are lined up against Senator
Foraker. The Senator Is doubtless glad
TO note that part. at least, of his trouble
is coming In something less than ailg-
pathic doses.
There is no such thing as justice .u
America" says Siguor Caruse. Well. 20
ten tie truth, grand opera tickets are "a
trde high.
Having recently made "a trip in a battle
ship and q descent iu q submarine and
having river steamboat iaUut in pros
pect NOW. the President should not over
look the claims of tho humble touring
car and the air ship until after the close
of his administration.
"There are neither strawberry -c0lored
shad uor rahbit-fa-tued bass Iu the
hereafter of the r5ragraphers," says the
Atlanta Georgian. This opinion. while
highly interesting. is far from conclusive
Where is Town Marshal Collins equal?
Glen Echo answers. Where"
'Thc submarine viii make it unpleasant
for the bill collector" saws the Cleveland
Plain Dealer That's right. it is "a hard
matter 10 make one Of those fellows take
water
a lion escaped from IFS cage iu Atlanta
q few days ago. wandered ont Poaahtrea
street. and "growled omin0usiy I'm front
n the Capital City Club" That being
Atanta's very SWEETEST club. however.
the members rosolutely rcrraiHed from
chasing the GROWER.
Kansas and Colorado are engaged i'm a
discussion concerning irrigation. We won
dered what became nj the row when the
governors of North and South Carolina
cast it into outer darkness.
We also modestlv call attention 20 the
fact tnat Washington has tobacco
dealer named Flugge.
A Mr. Smvthe appeared at the James
1s % D.
he escaped lyuChiug, the impression IS
that he will not advise any others of his
clan 90 visit that neighborhood soon.
That little Spanish prince deserved
something better Of his parents than to
be burdeued with twelve names. Think
Of the worry when Hnd-hearted visitors
pat him on the head and ask. What's
your name. bub?"
Mr.. W. r. Stead is talking again. For
tunately for us, he is at home once more.
and we do not have TO listen TO what he
says.
BE patient with the pudding. advises
the Bontztown Bard. I'm the Baltimore
Sun. All right; but beware the appe-
tite Of a patient man,
Mr. Roosevelt has a solid gold pass
which admits him 20 all bail games free
Of charge. The small boys Of America.
however. feeling il necessary 10 their well
fare 20 set in free. will continue 10 de-
pend upon their natural brass.
DOG days are at hand. and soon poor
: mill I1 ..F ...
doubt" says a contemporary Alas for
Pete" That is what he is now.
The German authorities do not know
just how they shall ftly punish the man
who made faces at the Emperor. Why
not sentence him u wear n musta che Ike
Williams for the balance OF his life?
/ That would be a fierce punishment
Where do you women put your mon
ey?' demands a Detroit lecturer Well. as
rule, not on near-raca horses, at all
events.
The degree of bachelor Of philosophy
probably was invented by some crustv old
bachelor who didn't believe such thing
as a married philosopher was within the
bounds of reason.
The little Prince Of the AstUrias already
has three grand crosses conferred upon
him. and several more are to follow.
Naturally, he grows crOsser and crosser.
One state I'm Doubt.
From the Kansas City Journal.
At the present moment the only really
doubtful State is Oklahoma