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The Muskogee cimeter. [volume] (Muskogee, Indian Territory, Okla.) 1901-19??, 1907-05-10

Nothing is more trying to the
nerves than itching Piles. Nothing
more soothing for same than Hunts
Cure
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02
House Painting Problem.

"Since we've moved to Jersey and
lived in wooden house, said the
bride, 1--WE evolved a new theory as
to house painting. I'm thinking Of
writing book, Every Man His Next
Door Neighbor's House Painter
think red with cream trimmings Is the
prettiest color for house surrounded
with green grass and trees, and we've
had our house at Fusilade painted that
way. The neighbors we find, all agree
that 1t Is hideous Now, why should /,
who comparatively seldom get view
of the outside of my own house, be al
lowed to inflict nightmare on those
who regard it as such, yet have to
gaze at it by the hour perhaps? My
next door neighbor. u poor, pallid in
valid who ought to rejoice in red,
loathes it. yet is obliged to see our
house every time she looks from the
sitting room where she spends her
dreary life. while |, in turn. from the
windows Of my sewing room have to
look directly at the cold, inhOspitable
gray Of their house, which gives me
the blues. We could enjoy their house
! il it were painted to suit MS. and they
could enjoy ours il 1t were according
! to their taste, so I'm going to start q
reform, and everybody shall paint not
his own house, but his next door neigh
boris. New York Press.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02
An hDimAi Story For
Little Folks
A True Patriot

Toby was the baby Of the family,
and, though they made clown of him.
he was no fool.
More than that, Toby was great
patriot.
His trainer had dressed him up in
the stars and stripes. and Toby was
very proud Of that
Greatest day Of my life when got
into them jeans" he used to say.
"Mean to stand up for the flag. and
anybody who steps on that suit of
mine will have to step on me-" all Of
which was literally true.
One day the clown came into the
ring dressed as Spaniard. with a
funny Spanish hat on one side of his
little head.
"Ought to be ashamed of himself"
argued Toby, ito wear such rig as
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02
A Railroad
Det0ur.
By FRANK II. SWEET.
Copyright, 1905, by Frank II. Sweet.

""HE Honduras has arrived two
days earlier than expected.
Report at once. You will
take twenty cars over the N.
l. and n, via st. Louis, to Cincinnati.
where you will leave ten as per in
structions which will be handed you.
and then go on with the rest to Chi
cago."
The order was addressed to "Mes-
senger H." and the office boy who de-
livered it knew that II meant Carl
Reuter- of Rue Citronelle.
But Carl Reuter- was just recovering
from severe attack of the grip,
brought Oh by exposure while deliver
ing fifteen cars of bananas over the
L. and N to Atlanta ten days before.
A sudden blizzard had swept down
upon them from the northwest, staIling
the train with packed snow and lower
ing the thermometer 40 degrees in
twice that many minutes. The cars
had been warmed as usual before leav-
ing New Orleans, with the expectation
that the great mass Of moist fruit
would generate enough heat of itself
for later warmth. But the change had
come too soon and been too great, and
In saving the fruit under his care Mes
senger II had neglected to take care Of
himself. He had got back to New Or
leans, made his report. been compli-
mented on getting his fruit through
the blizzard in good condition and then
had hurried home and to bed.
No steamer had come in since, and
the Honduras was two days ahead Of
her time. Moreover, Carl was not a
man who cared to share his personal
matters with the public. Even his ILL
ness was his own. So it happened that
the company had not heard.
But twenty minutes after the order
came Carl Reuter-, aged nineteen. was
hurrying into the Office on the COM
pany's wharf. A new man was at the
desk
Seventeen, sir" began Carl when
the man, whose eyes were running
down a page of ledger before him.
interrupted with:
"Oh, yes. see, II. You are Carl
ReuterY'
"Yes, sir. My father
But the man was pushing an envel.
ope toward him.
There's your instructions. Now hur.
ry. You're younger man than i'm
agined from what have heard of you
But sometimes young men do fully as
good work as the older ones. No. no.
as Carl tried to speak. there's no time
for talk now. Your cars are nearly
ready, expect. We've half thou
sand men down there emptying the
steamer and loading the cars. The
Honduras brought In the largest ani
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02
Wonderful Eczema Cure.

aOur little boy had eczema for five years, :.
writes N. A. Adams, Henrietta, Pa 1.-TWO of our
home doctors said the case was hopeless, his
lungs being affected We then employed other
doctors but no benefit resulted. By chance we
read about Electric Bitters; bought bottle and
soon noticed improvement We continued this
medicine until several bottles were used, when
our boy was completely cured" Best Of all blood
medicines and body building health tcnics. soc.
Guaranteed at all drug stores.
For SaIe-A 2-year-old Bronze Tur-
key Gobbler; in good condition. Price,
S.. Address {. Poultry, 2 care this Office.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02
origin Of the Cigarette.

The Aztecs, it is believed, are re
sponsible for the cigarette. The Span
iards first got Whit Of the cigarette
when they invaded Mexico under Cor
tes. The Aztecs then used tobacco in
no other form. and the Spaniards learn
ed from them how to roll the little
package into smokable shape. They
introduced the cigarette into Europe.
and by that route 1t found its way into
America, though 1t was nearly eco
years reaching here. The Aztccs were
also using cocoa and it's product, choc-
olate. when Cortes conquered them, and
it was not long until the whole OF Eu-
rope was eating the various prepara-
tons of this bean. When the Span
iards first tasted 1t they named it theo-
bromus, from the two Greek words
meaning food of the gods.'
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02
DELIRlUM TREMENS.
Cause and Symptoms Of q Dreadful
Disease From Alcohol.


The conclusive symptom of chronic
inebriety is delirium tremens, 1.-THE hor-
rors," says Mr.. Hilburn. None but the
true inebriate gets it, and most inebri-
ates get it sooner or later, though some
escape the actual delirium that is it's
typical feature. It must not be con-
fused with alcoholic insanity, the vio-
lent dementia brought on in some per-
sons by amounts of alcohol often too
small to cause intoxication. True dc
lirium tremens is literally the result
of soaking. 1t comes on when the tis-
sues are saturated with alcohol. Cs,i-
ally it appears at the end of long
spree, or, In the case of steady drink
er, when he has been taking more tiian
his usual allowance. But as alcohol re-
days, the delirium may develop some
time after the spree, whereupon the
victim usually ascribes it to the fact
that he gave up alcohol and took to
water. 1t is state of collapse, ins1nl-
MIA, trembling, acute terror and ..s,i-
ally violent delirium, which lasts from
two to five days. 'Menagcrie delir;-
um," the vision Of violet mice and iri-
descent snakes, generally sunposIl 20
prevail, is not very common, snakes
being rarer than other animals.
The ordinary delirium centers abo::t
the usual occupation Of the patient. It's
violence can be judged by the degree
to which his visions are independent
Of his will, and by the terror they
| cause him. A teamster, for instance.
usually drives horses in his de!rium.
If they obey him, he will get well, but
if they back against his orders or bolt.
he is thrown into a state Of extreme
terror and is pretty certain to die. The
| delusions Of a first attack are always
| terrifying but III later occurrences the
experienced drinker is often aware OF
| his condition and watches his own hal
| lucinations with sort of inpersonal
amusement. The supposedly harmless
malt liquors are slower in bringing on
delirium .-tremens than whisky. but
usually bring on uglier attacks. Con-
trary to general opinion. they are re.
sponsible for considerable share OF
the inebriety of this country. Some
years ago DIR. Charles l.. Dana, at that
time visiting physician to Bellevue
hospital, recorded the form Of liquor
used by nearly 200 inebriate patients
A third drank whisky, nearly third
beer and whisky and quarter malt
| liquors altogether. The rest took any.
i thing that contained alcohol There are
virtually no wine drinking inebriates
in this country Magazine.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02

"HIT NE, BUT SPARE OLD GLORY"
that in the presence Of the stars and
stripes. just won't act with him;
that's ALL" And Toby sat down on his
ample launches.
Get up, your shouted the clown.
But Toby never winked.
"G'wan out er here" cried the little
fellow, "or I'll bang yer oner'
This was too much for Toby.
Hes insulting the American flag"
he muttered. II don't care for myself.
but no feller In the Spanish rig is goin'
ter hit this flag" And he put back his
two enormous ears.
"Hit me II you will, but spare Old
Glory" said Toby in true Barbara
Frietchie style.
The clown was angry. He brought
his whip down on Toby-thwack!
Toby knocked him down with his
left ear and spanked him with his
right. As he did SO he cried. That's
Manila Bay, and that's Santiagor'
They never saw that Spanish rig
again.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02

THERE'S YOUR INSTRUCTIONS. NOW
HURRY"
finest lot we ever had. and they're go
ing to be rushed through to market.
The agent told me to tell you messen-
gers to be especially vigilant with your
thermometers on this trip. Have them
ripen or retard the bananas so they
will reach market in exactly the right
condition. But of course you under
stand all this
''Of course" Carl assented mechan-
ically. Then, with evident anxiety,
my father is"-
"Neyer mind your father now." brisk
ly. "You may tell me about him when
you come back Your train is on the
wharf. track 3, forty cars. twenty OF
which will be in charge Of Messenger
0, who will switch off at COrinth fol-
Memphis. Get your section heated as
rapidly as possible and then remove
the stoves. By the time you're through
the train will be ready to pull out.
think. Hustle! Oh, here's Messenger
8 now"
A heavily bearded man stopped a
the desk and took the envelope which
was handed him and then listened tt
the same advice Carl had been given
Carl fingered. apparently hoping for {
chance to finish what he had com
menced to say. but more messenger!
were hurrylng into the Office. and til.
man at the desk motioned imperatiyel.
toward the wharf
"Hurry along. IT," he ordered. From
what I've been told suppose you Z
be one Of the best men we have. bl
ron mustn't loiter like that I0l
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02

twelve more degrees meant an un-
controlled ripening of the fruit. It
could not reach. even that near market
in prime condition, which was every
messengers ambition.
'.Tm out and out sorry for yon. Carl, :"
said 8 sympathetically. cts going to
be tough ON all the messengers with
such special lot Of fruit, but you'll
have it worst. They assigned your fa-
ther to the long Chicago run because
he has the name of being the best man
on the road. but for that very reason
it'll be worse on YOU, being your frs
trip. You'll likely get some seconds to
Cincinnati, but Pm afraid the Chicago
ten cars won't pay the running cost
over the railroads-that is, unless 1t
turns cold within few hours"
But there was no prospect Of It's
turning cold. A hurried consultation
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02
NV Best Friend.

Alexander Breton, who lives on Rural Route l.,
Fort Edward, NY, says: "Dr. Kings New Dis
covery is my best earthly friend. 1t cured me Of
asthma six years ago. 1t has also performed .
wonderful cure OF incipient consumption for my
sons wife. The first bottle ended the terrible
cough, and this accomplished, the other symp-
toms left one by one, until she was perfectly well.
DR.. Kings New Dscoyery's power over coughs
and colds Is simply marvellous" No other rem
edy has ever equaled it. 90 cents and 81. Trial
bottle free. Guaranteed at all drug stores,
The Bossier banner. [volume] (Bellevue, Bossier Parish, La.) 1859-1952, 1907-05-02

How mankind defers from day 70
day the best It can do without tfinkiii.;
that lost time Is lost eternity Muller
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
USED HIS FISTS
AND CHOKE0 HER
John Henry Bonenberger Made
Life UnbearabIe for His Wife,
Who Secures Divorce.
JUDGE MORSE GRANTS DECREE
Testimony of Mrs Boncnbor-cr Cor
roboratcd--Rctoin~ CUSTODY off som
And Obtains Almon,

Iu the divorce proceedings off ELLA
Boncnbcrger versus John Horny Bone
enberger before Judge Morse today
so strong "a showing was made by be
plamun that decree was readily
granted According Co the testimony
of Mrs Bouenborgcr the names sla
was called by her husband at times
were too vile to- admit OF repetition
She had 90 be asked several times bs
her attorney TO repeat some of the
lesser opithets. Nor did tho defendant
stop az calling names. but hu frequent
lv Used his hsts freely upon bus wifgs
face and ou one occasion DnokeE her.
Ars Bouenberscr testimony Wa,
c0rrob0rated by that o. uet mother
Mrs Anna Herty whereup0n Judge
Morse granted the separation asked
for and awarded 90 Mg- B1uauOergsr
the custody oi her eight yga.-UIl 500
ana $40 % month pormaucut almouy
The couple were married ia thIs city m
TNl.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
WORTH 100000

When man happens to be Iate 90
'IeiklHsi Doe a liable I0 cripple him-
-.'i fnr f1e mpruiuFs work hl eating
POO laNi hr can't dIR.eU it Or Uorhaus
800 with but half enough
Ut De- hapu sus t0 know fhsf he can
N'' HN ine uourishmcut hc needs f1r
strength of brain and body aud rtf 10
DOB d ieN minute hy eating Grapt-Nuts
1Ho 'fr m h'.a all right A Mas
About o yoars ago 4 was takcu with
" Itm in my back and logs fDat got
Dad bad to rest two or three
'iI'f iiN.nF various doctors uud ho.-
r.iHls. J had to give up work and po
in mo country
Oh sncnt most of ms money hIs
Nah. NIcl electric BELTS TOO. hut AN
90 mo- good They called 30 rhcuma-
lH n hut after reading un u palu
N'iI ON me subject J. came ~ the .un-
riuslnu Do wda "a weakness of the urrtr
Dtni'fe and began t0 look f0r s1us-
on InE tp strengthen them.
IE chance 4 got "a package 0f
Ntnpe. SUITS and read the "Road ID
NenulIe' D found inside. After eats
lhF fcH packages ms lamcnese be-
fnn 90 get hettcr md finally left me.
which ia worth at least $4,000 On %
me.
~ can low work hard. walk "a. Gan
'ha Hs qmck Ha MOST men years
Younger than ! Hnt which lt 90 Whom
mf friends come to visit me I give
them the booklet The Road % Well
Vile with the advice that thevll e,t
there n they travel that road " There's
reason Namo given BY Postum
CO., Battle Creek, Mich.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
ANcI1Ea PaEKINs EPISODE.



Currency. T,u- a..rr-..n- .s.
N5u chat Mr Cnaues b. Perkins fore
mei President OF t-r .li. 1880. .ut-
urgtou O Quincy railroad. Ha. pass vi
aN.. CHARLES o. Dawes. NIu MASS
oomI .IoIer of the currency Duo lN'.
has made public the isct 'lat DO VAS
M. Tc Sins 90 whom Oh f3u."lus fei-
crcncc Nas mad. iu an article pu''iaAUd
On the saturday Evening Post ut the
issue. dated Sept ~, 1902.
'Nnr OF ,he most pleasing experiences
Ia connection 1910. uF administration
or tue o.ca of do. comptroller OF u1t
currency that ] RON recall. is lu episode
which is We1 lcuIated tu increase cone
fldencc iu ,he integrity of human NAE
ture.
"a capitalist whose name is widely
known in railway circles met mc ln CUE
cago to dIscuFs tine affairs OF "a certain
national bank De- said. You have
just been appointed comptroller OF ihe
currency aud tlc course of action which
you propose to pursue boo relation 10 t1is
bank viii largely determine my own ace
lion. i was electad director without
my own knowledge ln Tbs bank, which.
though not closed. is iusuINeut. and
have continued iu that official position
under provost MY holdings of stock
amount 10 $4,000. and double that
amount of course BIS thl limit of ms lin-
bllity under the law. but thc lact zoe
mains that ] did allow my name no De
used as that OF director of the bank
and This wuy have influenced some per-
SOILS to become dcpositors. Because OF
that possibility ! hdNc determined GO
step iu aud save ia. deposli0Ia ana
other creditors from loss. provided the
other ahas. holders without expense 90
incm. WIll consent 90 arrangements nec-
t. ID. ..|
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14

From Nov. 20. 1856. to Nov. S. tSS~. be
performed missionary lahors iu Eng
land presiding over Leicostershire and
HuckueU districts. He also preached
the gospel On Yorkshire. Lancashire
nottingham. Stanordshire Derby shire
and Rutlaudshire. He walked some
1000 miles while on the mission.
Elder Hll was a president in the
SiXty-hrst quorum Of seventy. Eom
October 1889. until he was ordained
high priest on Jan. 2S, 1900 and was
appointed first counselor to Bishop
James G. Hamilton Of Mn Greek ward,
which position be held until released IN
the summer OF 1907. After acting as
assistant superintendent in the Miu
creek ward Sunday school for s~S.ns
Time he was appointed superintendent.
acting from October 1898, until Janu-
ary 1900.
AS boy Elder HIN started at the
bottom Of the ladder in business. fol-
loWin farming lie was progressive as
well as "a hard worker He afterwards
engaged In the sheep business. While
courageous and stern lu the mainteu-
ance of truth, he was Of "a iovinl dis
position. which characteristic eudeared
him 10 his family. 10 can truly DE said
or him that Doe was one OF the bows
among his boys, and his daughters re-
posed SO much confidence iu him thar
DE was at the same time father ana
mother 20 his posterity Beloved by ais
family. honorcd and respected by his
acquaintance. blessed OF the Lord. he
stood as patriarch Of his large fsmily
destined 10 lead them eternally.
The funeral service viii BE- held from
the NH Creek ward house on Satur-
aay Nov. l6. az 10 o'clock noon IA'er-
ment win be made in the Mil creek
cemetery.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
ADJUSTMENTS.

Theatcr-Touight secs the first pre-
sentatiOu iu Salt Lake Of MI RrvieH
widely famed play 'Tha SIuaW Man.
The event win Doe of special interest. as
the author himself viii be iu attend
ance. A large number of The8ter uar-
ties have been formed for the occasion
and the members of Che old Dramatic
club viii be Boo attendance.
Orphcuni-r0morrow night is soc
cicty night at This house and The usual
big turnout is looked for
Grund-'fhc sensational play enc
Titled "A Desperate Chance. is n us
closing performances. the usual large
matinee is looked for saturday after
noon.
LYriO-fumur1W night WII Boz thr
last night If thi- weeks bNI Che I-u1l
change coming saturday afternoon.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
HARRMAN rAKEg - oAsH.
Orders Receipts Of Union Pacific sent
Direct TO New York

Chicago Noy. IA dispatch to the
Tribune from omaha. Nch. SAYS
Tho Immense cash receipts az tho
entire Union Pacific raur0ld system
have been sent to New York every day
iug th. local headquarters az che line
short of cash. The coli is said to come
direct from President Hartman hlm-
sof The Union Pacific rolI heretofore
has banked its cash iu omaha.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
TEN YEARS FOR HoLDUP.

Yesterday afternoon Judge George @.
q -r str0ng sentenced Thomas Parker
10 q rye 10 years in the state prison.
The man entered plea Of guilty TO "a
charge of highway robbery He held up
one Daniel Webster, making use OF a
gun in his demands. but the spoils were
only little over a dollar
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
SIX BEST SELLING BOOKS
ron MONTH on OCTOBER

According 20 reports from the lead
ing book sellers of The country. Tho six
books which have sold best IN tbe or
der OF demand during She mOnth are
I The Younger Set Chambers $780,
% Satan Sanderson Rives Sl50
3. The Daughter of Anderson Crow.
McCutchcOn. $3.50
q. The Lady OF the Decoration Little
800
s The Weavcrs Parker $3.50
g. The Traitor Dixon sl.b0
In addition to the above we nave a
!arge stock Of other popular books ot
the day.
DESERET NEWS BOOK STORE
Main Street
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14
MODERNISM.


Washington. Nov I8 Tho board
of trustees lf the Catholic University
40 America. al "A meeting HUr. indiN
placed thr seal nf dEauprafHl on a'-
called "mNdrrulHm' uH "a sUrInuH dt1-
Nrr to ihe church Tho board csc
pressed lls continents 0n tnIH question
bN mHfmeiiur Cardinal Gibbons of
baltimore chancellor 0f the nhiNaf
slfB aud prelldcnt % the board %
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1907-11-14

Hflff .f DII. I.. .f Toledo.
lU... county.
Frank tH.uHF mako. oath chat E. DID,
nrr.UH uaTIu.. u. OBJ. Urm H. o. D lHar
.N q Dn. H..UU hH...... I'm fHH UIt ID
..Iadn. county .UH state aforesaid. Hn.
Ihlt saId Trm UN ulf fh0 fum I'd ONI
III INBRED NDIIhIs f.T e1rn .nn
.rrrt easf of rhuuh chad cannot b..
cured hy tnr usg ~ uHIs Clnrrh CuIl
PRANK j CHENEY
sworn tn before mU Hud subscribed OBJ
my presence 1850 eih dHf of nftemh..
ID 1850
lseall A N GLEASON
Notary IuhNt
Halle DHHuh cure III fakeu MfernaIIf
and aDtr directly on th. blood ana muc.
ouH surfaces nj thf sfef.W. Nrnd f0r co..
umoHalH fffe
D. Z. CHENEY a co.. Toledo ID
sod hr aN frunF|rfr. llr
Take Halls Famlly illiH COZ couslIua-
ZION.
The Palatka news. [volume] (Palatka, Fla.) 1905-1908, 1907-11-01
A Remedy For Neuralgia OF
Pain, in The Nerves.

For neuralgia and sciatica SIoan's
Liniment has no equal. 1t has Il
powerfully sedative effect on the
nerves-penetrates without rubbing
and gives immediate relief from pain
-qulckens the circulation of the
blood and gives a pleasant sensation
of comfort and warmth,
FOR three years / suffered with
neuralgia in the head and Jaws"
writes J. 2. Hubbard, of Marietta,
S. c., land had almost decided to
have three of my teeth pulled, when
friend recommended me to buy
twenty-five-cent bottle of Sloan's
Liniment. did so and experienced
immediate relief, and kept on using
it until the neuralgia was entirely
cured. I will never be without
bottle of Sloan's Liniment in my
house again. 1 use it also for insect
bites and sore throat, and / can
cheerfully recommend it to any one
who suffers from any of the ills
which | have mentioned"