New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1907-07-17
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Hunting for a needle IN haystack IL mere
pastime TO searching in New York shops Tor
mans straw hat bearing the union-made marx y
man who has done Il is authority Tor the 6'"'e'e'
He IS an ardent sympathEer with the labor UNIONS
ga :. "a a ruling principle with him TO wear moth
,r, h,t unlon-rnade clothes. That is why he has
20 explain TO his friends why he Is wearing last
snrinR's derby during the hot weather Deroies
with the union label are easy TO hnd' ou' an eAa'
nation in n downtown Office Of more than n hundred
exa,nles Of hend-covering IN straw from almost as
many dealers failed TO disclose one that bore the
sign.
crimson Ramher-one Of de disapPointg,ents Of
my life was do day somebody fust showed me de
'' Next House Noonan-How was dat? ,.
Stiinso' ~ never been nowhere an l t'ought
It was sometnin TO drink-Puck
An endless chain arrangement that on its face ep-
pears to be the most economical scheme ever de-
vised has been invented by Professor oscar Erf. OF
tho Kansas state Agricultural College, Professor
Err takes the milk from the cows on tho college
farm, converts 1t Into a powder and feeds II back
Ia the COWS. making what is declared to be the
chenpest OF all foods There Is one flaw In
the chain however. Professor Err does not main
tain that his new food will entirely satisfy the
appetite OF the cow. The food invented by Pro-
fessor Err made Of buttermik. lie has perfected
a system Of drying buttermilk and then turning 1t
into a powder This dried buttermnk contains
about 10 per cent Of protein. twice as much rs
CUttOuScpu
cent and half pound Thus food twice
rich as cottonseed can be manufactured at ap-
proximatey the cost OF the latter. one hundred
pounds Of buttermilk win make from nine to ten
pounds Of tho finished product, and the estI-
mated waste of buttermilk in the creameries OF
Kansas is half million pounds daily It is figured
that by the adoption OF this process a saving Of
$500 900 he made yearly in Kansas alone.
Doctor. how can ever repay you for your kind
ness to ne?' 80
Doesn't matter, old man Check money order
cash. TIT Bits.
The American colony in Vienna celebrated the
Fourth of July this year at Pressburg. To which
place they went by steamer. Tho Turn Veren OF
Pressburg had invited the Americans. and the celia
bration took place the Turner Athletic Field.
where" says a Vienna paper, ''the game Of base
ball was the chief feature" Ambassador Francis,
Senator Dillingham; and members Of the Immigra-
ton Commission and many other Americans wit
messed the game and enjoyed 1t. but 1t was puzzle
TO the Vienna spectators. who said that IT not
at all like the game which Is played In their gym
nasiums. known American baseball.
yes, sir the major went In swimmin. an I'm
blest eff Teller didn't come along an steal all his
clothes" ,..
Broke the record by goln home In barrel. In
stead O the barrel goin' home in him!'-Atanta
Constitution.
Dr. A. D. Wilkinson, OF Nebraska, describes
queer feature Of life I'm Manila: The river popu-
lation of Manila is class by itself Not to he out
done by Canton she has her sampans. known as
cascoes and lorchas, supporting fifteen thousand
people within the city limits where thousands Of
children are born grow live and die these float
ing cargo carriers They never dream OF any other
world than that which floats about them. These
boats are small but accommodate family of five
to seven They have a fire pot. platform and rice
kettle The cabin or covered portion is very small
| in fact I don't how they llve-and IL is a
wonder 10 me that the children don't fall overheard
and drown. You will often n woman sitting at
the end of the boat, rowing. with a child strapped
on her back looking for all the world like little
| monkey
| MY teachers is Brown said the first
| little girl.
my teachers name replied the other little GIRL
'is Davis, but don't know what color II is.''-The
Catholic Standard and Times
Initiating the New York engineers who moved a
great steel bridge two miles down the Harlem
River on scows, Boston firm has foated a seven
room house, intact. from Prison Point. Charles
TOWN. to the beach at Winthrop Highlands The
house had stood for years at the Prison Point
| crossing of the Boston & Maine Railroad and was
occupied by tho draw tender. The construction OF
grade crossing bridge made necessary tho re-
tors and moved by them. 1t will be used as a sum-
mer cottage.
| The Girl-There is cave in South America
where the air is noxious that visitors have to
keep their mouths shut.
| The Bachelor-Hm! Very few women visit thero
Illustrated Bits