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Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
THE KAISER AND THE TRAMP
William Gives "a Hobo Some Money and
Advice.

William Gives "a Hobo Some Money and
Advice.
An anecdote of the kaiser and the
tramp has just appeared in Berlin pa
pers, says the Pail Mall Gazette.
Kaiser William was, it seems, latel.
staying at the JagdschlOss HuberStock,
near the Angermunde, and was one day
shooting in that neighborhood. A
tramp deserted him from afar, and, not
knowing it was the emperor, accOsted
him with the usual German request for
Understanding cor financial propping
up, and also wished to be directed as
to the road to Angermunde. The kaiser
complied with both requests, conversed
with him at length as to his personal
and professional views OF life, and dis
missed him with the wish for pleasant
end to his days journey. The pleasant
end was in the police station, for one
of the kaiser's servants, who seemed
to be Of the Scotchman's opinion that
it was "an awful like business for puiI
fouk tae luik at a king imagined
that the emperor had been insulted and
telegraphed far and wide for the arrest
of the pilgrim, with accompaniment OF
bonds, letters, handouts, and so on.
The wanderer was run to earth at An
germunde, when he learned several
things that he did not know before
inter-alia, that he had been speaking
with the kaiser and was guilty of high
treason, anarchism and the like. Need
less to say, he was speedily released by
an impetuous telegram from the en-
peror who ordered that he should be
fed, comforted and have a free ticket
to Cuxhavep, where he told me he
wanted to co."
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
Butchers, Blue Snock.

! The butchers smock was blue. It
looked much heater than the white
smocks OF his friends, all smeared
with dried blood.
Every butcher" said the man,
ought to wear a blue smock. Why?
Because dry blood won't show on It.
Dry blood turn tll ish, and on a smock
of this color is invisible.
Il am descended from a long line Of
butchers, and from father to son the
word has been passed down always 30
wear. for neatness sake, smock of
blue"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
ODDMUSEUM FREAKS
RARE ANTIQUITIES TO BE SEEN
I'M KANSAS CITY.
Bones of an Unnamed Beast That
Was 400 Feet Long--An In
terestinq Old Clock.

In the Kansas City museum are the
skull bones of an unknown beast
that was 400 feet long and 60 or 80
feet high. The skull in the museum
weighs 440 pounds, is seven and
half feet in diameter, and from the tip
of the nasal bone to the top of the
head the distance is II feet. The
eye sockets are four feet across. The
brain cavity will hold half bushel.
A portion of a rib of this animal found
near the skull is IA feet long. From
this a section seven feet long had
been broken. Perhaps the rib was
even longer when it was intact.
'Naturalists have been unable to
name this animal" an attendant at
the museum said. They say that,
judging from proportions, it must
have been $50 or 400 feet long and
so or 80 feet high. Think of an ami
NAL more than block long and as
high as some four-story business
buildings. The skull of this beast
was found on Little Bear creek in the
Cherokee strip in September, 1898. R.
H. Phelps of Wichita, Kan, found a
part of the rib protruding from sand
bar. An excavation was made and
the remainder of the animal was ex-
humed."
In another section of the museum
are several teeth from the head of a
mammoth. These bits of bone are a
loot tall and about two feet wide,
One of them will weigh more than
50 pounds. They were found in Okla
hOma
And then there are samples of an
other animal, smaller one. These
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
Belonged to Him.

"She was my woman. | had a right
to kill her" Morose and sulIen, Max
Kredich declared this in the Butler
(Pa.) county jail the other day while
he was awaiting trial for the murder
of his wife. Il go free" protested the
wife slayer, when the prospect Of his
trial was suggested. Its none of
their business" When he struck down
his wife in their home at Lyndora last
December, half a dozen boarders in
his house strove to restrain him from
abusing the little woman for an hour
before he broke her neck with a blow
of his bulky fist. Then he went at
them with butcher knife, shouting,
1T is nobody's business if I kill her"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

good omen for our marriage; it prom
ises another lovely day Tomorrow"
The bride laughed and blushed.
do you really believe in omens,
Charles?" she said
MY DEAR" interposed the old lady,
before her son could answer, eff Charles
does believe in omens, it is nothing to
laugh at. You Will soon know better,
when you are his wife, than to con-
found hirn, even in the slightest things,
with the common herd of people All
his convictions are we'll founded-so
we'll, that if thought he really did be-
lieve in omens, should most assured
" make up my mind to believe in them
too
81 beg your pardon. madame Rose
began, TREMENDOUSLY, Il only meant
my dear child, have you SO little
knowledge of the world as to suppose
that I could be offended"
LET Rose speak," said the young
man.
He turned round petulantly, almost
with the air of spoilt child, to his
UOIU6T, DIS he SdIQ InOS0 WOTuS. CuS
had been looking fondly and proudly
on him the moment before. Now her
eyes wandered disconcertedly from his
face; she hesitated an instant with a
sudden confusion which seemed quite
foreign to her character, then whis-
pered in his ear:
Am I to blame, Charles, for trying
to make her worthy of your
Her son took no notice of the ques-
ton. He only reiterated sharply-"Le
Rose speak"
81 really had nothing to say" fall
tered the young girl, growing more and
more confused.
ooh, but you had!''
There was such an ungracious sharp
ness in his voice, such an outburst of
petulance in his manner as he spoke,
that his mother gave him warning
touch on the arm, and whispered,
"Hushr'
Monsieur Lomaque, the land-steward,
and Monsieur Trudaine, the brother,
both glanced searchingly at the bride,
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
PATENTS.
List of Patents Issued Last Week to
Northwestern inventors.

Reported by Lothrop & Johnson,
patent lawyers, 911 Pioneer Press
building, ST. Paul, Mimi: Edward B,
Curtis, Parker, S. D., reel for wagons;
Joseph 7. Girard, Deer River, Mimi,
Steering gear for vehicles; VIM. Jones,
Minneapolis, Mimi, stay-bolt clutch;
Chas. A. Jones, Argyle, Mimi, wagon
loader; Bert NJ Ruse and H. D. OXley,
st. Paul, Mimi, mechanical motor;
Lucas K. Sivertson, Willow City, N. D.,
rotary engine; Chas w. Stark, Noun
tain Lake, Mimi, wire reel.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
Cafarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS. as they cannot reach
the of the disease Catarrh is blood or const
tuti0n6 disease and in order to it you take
Internal remedies. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken in
ternaIIy and acts directly the blood and mucous
surfaces. Halls Catarrh Cure is not Quack medi-
cine. prescribed by of the best physicians
to this country for years and is regular prescription
I. is composed of the best tOnics known, combined
with the best blood purifiers, acting directly the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combination of the
two ingredients is what produces such wonderful re-
suits In curing CataTrh Send for testimonials free
FL CHENEY & Co, Props, Toledo, o.
Sold by Druggists price 75c
Take Halls Family Pills for constipation.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
A Bio Sturgeon.

The largest sturgeon which has ever
been landed at Aberdeen, was ex-
posed for sale recently, at the fish
market. The fish was caught by 10.
cal trawler, at the northern fishing
grounds, and when weighed at Aber-
deem turned the scale at $50 pounds.
1t was nine feet three inches in
length, by about five feet in girth, and
was sold by auction. Bidding was
keen, and at SO 5s the sturgeon was
knocked down.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
Good News for Him.

81 knew a most improvident fellow
down in Tennessee says a native of
that state. Zone day his wife asked
him to buy some flour, of which they
had none I can't he told her. L
haven't a cent But we can't starve,
she expostulated tearfully. I'm glad
to hear it, he replied. I was afraid
maybe we could"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
ALWAYS the Same.

Professor Coming home from his
club. holding mp lriumphantly his UNI
brella to his wife)-You see, nay dear
Alma, how stupid all the anecdotes
about our Observation-Disclosures are. You
see l haven't forgotten my umbrella
Mrs. Professor-But, my dear, you
didn't take your umbrella with you;
you left it at home!
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
Answering 4 Fool Question.

HHsWSTIHg TOOI SuosNIosI'
The attendant in the dentists office
approached the man with the swollen
Jaw who had just entered.
DO you want to have a tooth Elk
tracted?' she inquired.
Want to-" he snorted. Want to!
What do you think l am, a lunatic?
I've got to"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Answered..

What can man do that a woman
can not, l should like to know
ooh, any number of things
Name one, just one!'
well, man can button womans
shirt waist down the back, and that is
more than she can do"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
CHAPTER II.

= the sun SLOWLY
sank in the heav-
ems the conversa-
ton tagged more
and more. After a
long silence, the
bridegroom was the
first to start a new
subject.
Rose, love-" he
said, "that magnif-
icent sunset is a
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Modern Society,

oh how is Mrs Jones to-day?"
q don't know, madam. Shall I
ask"
ooh, never mind Only tell Mrs.
Jones I inquired after her"
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
A Simple Change.

Professor, how does the haircut suit
you?"
1.-THE hair is altogether too short-a
little longer, please. "-Fliegende Blaet-
ter. :
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Put two people together, both of
whom want their own way, is a good
way for neither one to get it.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
Shake Intn Xour Shoes

Aliens Foot Ease. 1t cures painful, swollen,
smarting, sweating feet. Makes new shoes
easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoe Stores.
Don't accept any substitute SampleFREE.
Address A. S. Olmsted, lie Roy, N, Y.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Faith is not preserved by wrapping
it in verbiage which has been dead
for centuries.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Your right to the golden streets will
take care care of itself if you take
care of the golden rule here.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Too many want to hide their dodg-
ing of the ten commandments behind
doubts about Moses.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

A man has almost learned to live
when he has solved the problem of his
leisure.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Mrs. Wins1Ow's Soothing Syrup.
For children sOfens the gums, in
fammauon allays pain. cures wind collie 25c bottle.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

WE PAY TOP PRICES FOR CREAM.
Cash every day Write for prices and tags
MILLER & HOLMES st. Paul. Minn.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

The wonder grows every day how
many wicked deeds man can keep
covered up and still look innocent
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
RIG MONEY FOR CREAM.

Will pay more than you ever received
for cream in summer. GET OUR OFFER.
r. e. COBB, st. Paul, Mimi.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

A man speaks most loudly during
his silence.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

A mans kick gives no indication OF
his contribution.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Self-control is not so much in sub
DUNG the faculties as in leading them
to serve worthy ends.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

The only religion a man has is that
which he gives away.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
DACoTAH BRAND PANTS. SHIRTS

And Macknaws. guaranteed to wear. We
replace them if they don't, demand them
of your dealer. Dacotah Mfg. Co., st. Paul.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

HIGHER CREAM PRICES.
Write US to-day for particulars and tags
MILTON DAIRY CO. ST. PAUL.
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HIDES. PELTs AND WOOL.

To get full value, ship to the old reliabl
N w Hide q Fur Co, Minneapolis, MINI
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

SHIP YOUR CREAM
to Crescent Creamery Co., st. Paul, MINI.
Write to-day for tags and prices.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Many think of self-pity as saintIi
ness.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

The religion that is put on at certain
times is sure to fall off at the trying
time.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

When your creed has to defend it's
God it certainly will offend men.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06

Don't Sneeze Your Head Off.
Krause's Cold Capsules will cure you al
most instantly. At all Druggists. 25c.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1907-06-06
CHAPTER I

Ii u L., Monsieur
Guillaume, what is
the news this even
ing?"
None that ]
know of, Monsieur
Justin, except that
Mademoiselle Rose
is to be married to-
morrow"
Much obliged,
my respectable old
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-08-22
COACHING CLUBS 100 YEARS OLE
In Spite of the Honk. Honk Of Motor
Cars the "Tantivy Trot" Holds.
From the New York Herald

from the New YORK Herald. -
This year celebrates the centenary OF
coaching clubs for it was in 1907 that
amateur four-in-hand whips in England
formed the Bensington Driving club, bet
ter known as the 'B. D.. CO. and the Black
and White club, the latter ~appenation
originating from the fact that the club
held two meets every year at the White
Hart inn, In B~ensington, and two at the
Black Dog, in Bedford. The Four-Horse
club came into existence soon after 1907.
at the instance of c.. Buxton, originator
of the bit which still bears his name. The
Buxton bit has survived and is still the
correct thing for all full dress occasions.
but the club died in 1920. Then came the
Richmond Driving club, founded about
his time by the Earl Of Chesterfield. The
Four-in-Hand Driving club and the
Coaching club followed and still live.
Though the honk honk of the motor car
is now heard more often on English roads
than the old fashioned tune of the t.Tan-
tlyy Trot,s the Coaching club had eight
cen drags in line at Its meet this year. It
was noticeable. however, that the major
ity of the whips were well past middle age,
One of the veterans was Major Jary, a
descendant Of the man who owned Jary's
B~ellfounder, better known in this country
as Imported Bellfounder. sire of the dam
of Rysdyk's Hanbletonfan. American
coaching men who were present say that
the old fashioned English coach horse of
the hunter typ was conspicuous by his
absence, all the teams being made up of
high stepping nags of the hackney type.
The prize for the best coach and Our
went to Sir Lindsay Hogg, whose stylish
chestnut high steppers represented the
last word in modern park coaching.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-08-22
WHAT'S THE usEr
To Pour In o n When 1t Act, q.
q Vicious Enemy.

To Pour In Coffee When 1t Acts ~
q Vicious Enemy.
casters have gone without food for
many days at a time but no one can go
without sleep. For a long time I have
not been sleeping well. often lying
awake Ior two or three hours durlng
the night. but now l sleep sound every
night q wake up refreshed and Wig
orons'" says a Calf. woman.
DO you know why? It's because l
used to drink coffee, but I finally cut
1t out and began using Postum. Twice
since then l have drank coffee and
both times l passed a ~s.eepless night,
n 80 l am donbly convinced coffee
caused the trouble and Postum re-
moved it.
My brother was In the habit of
drinking coffee three times a day. He
was roubled with sour stomach and [
would often notice him getting soda
from the can to relieve the, distress in
his stomach; lately hardly d day passed
without a dose of soda for relief.
FINALLY he tried a cup of Postum
and liked 1t so well he gave up coffee
and since then has been drinking Pos.
tum In Its place. and says he has not
once been troubled with sour stomach"
Even after this lady's experience
with coffee her brother did not suspect
for q time that coffee was causing his
sour stomach. but easily proved 1t.
Coffee is not suspected In Thousands
Of cases just like this, but It's easily
proved. A ten days tEaaI worhs won
iders. Themes a Reason"
Read the famous little book. -The
Road to MELVILLE" in packages.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-08-22
BABY TORTURED BY ITCHING.

Rash Covered Face and Feet-Would
Cry Until Tired Out-Speedy Cure
by Cutfcura.
My baby was about nine months old
when she had rash on her face and
feet. Her feet seemed to irritate her
most, especially nights. They would
cause her to be broken in her rest, aud
sometimes she would cry until she was
tired out. l had heard of so many
cures by the Cuticura Remedies that I
thought l would give them a trial. The
improvement was noticeable in a few
hours, and before I had used one box
Of the Cuticura Ointment her feet
were well and have meyer troubled her
since. l also used it to remove what
lis known as cradle cap from her
head, and it worked like a charm, as it
cleansed and healed the scalp at the
same time. Mrs. Hattie Currier,
Thomaston, Me-, June 8, 1906"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-08-22
4 LAD GETS $4,000 A YEAR JOB
'Protege Of Judge Lindsey Appointed
Juvenile Court stenosrapher.

Protege Of Judge Lindsey Appointed
Juvenile Court Stenosrapher.
From the Denver News.
81 want to get ahead, so T came to
work for YOU"
Two years ago Judge Ben B. Lindsey
was interrupted at his work by a boyish
voice. Looking up, he saw a %youngste1
with a shock Of bright red hair, and mirth-
full blue eyes. He was wearing. knee pants
and for a moment the judge wondered
what the small fellow could do. The YER
million crown appealed to him.
So Jay Bacon was kept in the juvenile
court and given a chance to advance. Hrst
he was made q sort of messenger boy and
handy Andy" for everyone. He was CIV
en- the dignified title Of clerk. but, the
young man is authority for the statement
that he frequently did many services be-
meath the dignity of his title.
He had studied stenography at home
with his stepfatheg b. H. CoIburn. who
is one Of the probation officers, and his
first attempt at taking dictaion from
Judge Lindsey convinced the latter that
his clerk could hold his own.
Last Wednesday Judge Lindsey was APP
pointed Judge of the new juvenile court.
Under the statute creating the court he
was to name stenographer at a salary of
$.On a year. almost as much as stenog.
raphers to district judges receive. The
next promotion had come to Jay Bacon,
for without considering any other appli-
can't Judge Lindsey appointed him to the
place,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-08-22
iwoMAN's SKETCH OF QUEEN.
Alexandra Gave a Sitting to Mile.
d'Epinay, Young French Artist.

From the New York Herald.
Queen, Alexandra, WHO deliglftsytn help.
ing young artists, utilized somes6fthe free
dom from social engagements caused. by
the slight cold from which she has suf-
fered during, the last week to give q sit
ting to Nile. Marie dsEpinay,, a. clever
French artist, whose exhibition at the
Fine Art society was honoredg by q visit
from. King, Edward the other day.
Her majesty had promised 70 sit for
Mile. d'IIpinay lie possible, but there
seemed little chance of a free morning and
THE young artist was preparing, to return
to Paris. when. a summons came. from
Buckingham palace requesting her to &C
there at once. The portrait, a head, In
red chalk. was completed in three hours.
the queen sitting both before and after
lunch.
Mile. dsEpinay.s sketch shows the face
of the royal sitter three-quarters to the
spectator. h head is framedAn the large
Gainsborough hat with ostrich plume,
which proved so becoming to her majesty
when she wore it at Ascot. instead of her
usual small toaue.
Both. the queen. and. King Edward were
delighted with the portrait. the king espe-
scially complimenting the young artist or
her success In catching the expression OF
the mouth OF the royal sitter.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1907-08-22

The Spirit.

w. I. Alden, the novelist. VINO has re-
turned from London to Buffalo to pass the
rest of his life at home, was talking to a
reporter about the modern commercial
spirit.
Frankly" said the author of Jimmy
Brown" a book that IS, like Tom Saw
yer" an American class,c-"frankly, I
abominate The modern commercial spirit.
1T makes men rich. but how 1t hardens
their hearts.
II once knew an old, old man, q book
keeper. His back was bent, but his soul
was upright. He had worked for the same
the same ~salary-for forty years.
We'll, at the end Of these forty years,
my poor old friend said to his employer
ftimidly:
Are you aware, sir, that today is the
fortieth anniversary of my service with
your
The employer took a square box, neatly
wrapped in white paper, from his desk.
81 know 1t, Mr.. Guile, he said, n
| have prepared a little surprise for you.
Pray accept this alarm clock, with my
best wishes for your continued punctual-
Fifty"