Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-09-14

How Is the new house you're build
Ing coming onT Very we'll. We've
Just reached the second mortgage
Life.
John, why are you raising that win
dow2 Don't you know l will be unable
to speak above n whisper by morningT
Yes. Houston Post.
Once wrote my name on an egg"
DID you get letter. Maude1' Yes;
two years later from an actor
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Redd-See the picture l had taken
In my automobile? Greene-Yes. Nat
ural, don't you think so2" VERY. The
machine Ia standing still."--Yonkers
Statesman.
Fifty Years Hence,-"Run, boys!
Here comes that old nuisance"
whats the matter with hlm2" He
remembers the spring OF 19o7."-Wash-
ington Herald.
Nimrod-Are you fond OF huntlng2
Gycr--It all depends. Nimrod-De-
ponds OH what? Gyer-Whether | am
hunting game or collar button.--Chi-
cago Daily News.
Llteral,-"What have you got in the
shape OF Cucumbers this morning."
asked the customer of the new gro
Gerry clerk. Nothing but bananas,
maam."- Everybody's.
Little Ered-Why is IL that women
are always complaining about their
servantsY Little Blsie-Oh, that's just
to let people know they can afford TO
have 'em.--Chicago News.
Marryat SO that great inventor Is
dead, and his wonderful secret Is lost.
Newitt-Not at all. He told his wife
just before he died. Marryat-Yes
that's what ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Press.
what's the difference between vision
and sight p See those two girls across
the streetY' Yes" We'll, the pretty
one | would call vision, but the other
one-she's a sight "--Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Darling" he said, what would YOU
do If | should die? Tell me" please
don't suggest such thing" said his
wife. L can't bear the thought of
stepfather for our little hoy. Brook
lyn Life.
Church, see a prisoner in Jersey
prison has been allowed the use Of his
fiddle in the face of the rCmonstrance
of the keepers family. Gotham--Who's
being punished, anyway? -- Ionkers
| Statesman.
The boarding house keeper said to
the servant preparing the dinner :
Mary. will the Strawberries go
nround?' Hardly. mum" replied the
servant There's one strawberry
short. - Judge.
hut are you sure" he asked, that
ym love me for myself How can
you ask me that, dear?" she reproach-
| fully answered II would marry you
even If you hadn't more than $4,000"
| Chicago RrcordlIerald
Ma. sis Is Just home from the hair
dreSsers and she's IN tearing rage.
Whats wrecked her tcmperY I'm
not sure, hut rather think 1t was a
hcad-on collision caused 10y misplaced
switch" Baltimore American.
knjc6er There are plenty Of books
telling how TO save life while walt
ing for the doctor. Bocker-Ycs. What
uc need is one telling the young doctor
how to save his life while waiting for
the patient lIarpcr's Bazaar.
owner of Motor Car Ito chauffeur)
Have sou a recommendation from
your last employer Chaun'cur~No,
sir. but / can get one in the course oS
a month or SO. Owner Of Motor Car
Why The delay? Chauffeur Hes In
the hospital. Tit Bits.
Judge said Mrs. Staryem to the
magistrate who had recently come to
board with her. m particularly anx-
lous to have You try this chicken soup
Il have tried it," replied the magis-
lrate. land my decision is that the
chicken has proven au alibi.'--Trav-
cling Mans Magazine.
4 couple Of men were chatting In a
club smoking room about friend aud
his motor lie seems 10 be very well
satisfied with II, remarked one. oh.
yes Hasn't paid copper in repairs
all the nine months he's had 1t, he tells
me" Him / heard the sam" story
From, fbs, fnIfnW V1hp'u tuu. all the re-
pairs. Life