The Charles Mix new era. (Wagner, Charles Mix County, S.D.) 1???-1911, 1907-05-10

One Of the quickest ways 10 get rid
of money Ii to Try 10 get more In
hurry.-New York Press.
4Peace concluded In Central Ameri-
ca" That's nothing. Peace there Of |
ten sees it finish. Philadelphia Led,
ger
At this distance, II would seem that
the stock market might have had al
brainstDrm.- Philadelphia North Amsr
lean.
1t must make even the San Franchises
crowd sit up to read the graft stories
emanating from Harrisburg. Pa.-New
York Mall
We ran look Cor universal peace
about the time the club women have
solved the servant girl problem
Washington Post.
The swap OF the fire. pass for two
cests-a-mlle rate seems sure Of m early
ratification and consummmatioa.--
Washington Herald
When q man has been losing nsoner
he has got to blame Il on The govern
ment Or be might guess 10 had been .
fooi.--New York Press.
An English writer has discovered
that men laugh more than women. But
then. thsy have something more q
laugh at~-New York Mail.
Theres nchody smart enough WHEN
be grows up 10 i've up 70 III rsDuta-
tion his parents ssve him wh~a ~ was
= baby. New rerk Press
Ths scientists who claim b - aha
% weigh ths soul would ned ~ ansg1
Of scales 70 weigh the sssrngs CO.
sciene.--washingfon rost.
Hartman ssys he prefers IL psni-
ssnfiary % TIE poerhouse. and snne e
bic operations have shown thst ~
means it--rhlladelphia Prsss
zion CITY now has two prophstx hut
each Seems b think that John Aiexan-
der Dcwie's mantle - not big saough
70 divfde New York Tribune.
Knowledge would b more general n
man could only be convinced that thsy
do not know - much - they think
they do.--sFiorida Times Union.
The automobile industry has inereas.
Cd "a par cent IN five years. not counf.
Inc by-products Ike profanity and
eourt.plaxfer. indianapolis Star.
A long a. : Wall street panic can
be kept coahned % Wall streef thers
% no reasos for mo rest of the country
% xet srared.--PhIiadelphia Press.
Mr.. Hartman says he hss been .
pack horss- al his life That may D
why be aas been able % get away with
% much recently washington Post
The Chic.so clergyman who says IL
verid u too iighf-heartsd sv1dsntly
hasn't fallen IN win 7. n. Harriman
iatsly.--Phtsadslphia North Amsrtean.
It seems that Mr. HarTizzsn doss
not speculate this form Of amussansnf
being lsft % the eentiemen whe dsai
with Mr.. Hartman. PhiiadsipAaa Lsd-
eer.
In Francs. according 10 . contsmpo-
rary. tsiephUss girls tell u subsrrib-
sr II listen" but here ws know tAat
without bsirg toid--New Yosk Her
aid.
soms Of those Congrssnmsn whs
went down 20 Panama are - snthu-
sastic over the canal q n thay wsrs
digging n theEaeiyss- -phiia6slpAia
Pres.
For the NEXT few months IL iise ~
-Erestest living Americana win - suh-
ject to change evsry tins player avss
. game By smashing out boms run
Washington Post
A Chicago dispatch says ths Stand
ard on Company has not given M
Certainly not II 10 the pracccs q
the Standard 10 rake In. not % givs up
-washingtin Post
There was q bicycle stoop and thers
10 a roller skate cough. but The all
ment connected with the sutomoblis
can be guesset--it IL thlnpocketitiss--
Philadelphia Ledger
However. IL should be remembered
that those twenty eight honest men are
In Ptftsburg. where certain kinds Il
scandal only add 10 the distinrfion.---
Philadelphia Press
According TO the census reports, Pttts-
burg has fewer divorces than most
cities: but Il appears 20 make mp IN
quality what II lacks in quantity
Philadelphia Press.
Whenever We read Of q ssockbroker
making Sl.0o0o0o In oas dag. We ret
out Of patience with the laecring peo-
pie who doubt the counfry's prosperity.
---washingtnn Post.
The Baltimore Sun says We npend
more than ss.oo0.00o per annum On
baseball. Well. the people evidentiy b..
lieve they get thslr moneys worth
Washington Herald
if popular nonination for United
States Senators becomes general. there
are q lot OF men In the Senate 1T pres
enf who viii not be defeated for ~
election. They won't run~-Ph!iaeel
phIa North American.