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Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06
The Summer Girl at the Grand.

The scene opens at Manhattan
beach on the first act OF the new
show. Murray 4 Mack brings us to
the Grand opera house there we see
the summer girl true TO life, tho
waves seem to roll up high on the
sands. one forgets the cares of busl-
ness and revels in the spirit of pleas
ure, the songs are tuneful the music
we remember and whistle IL long
after the show has gone We see the
various types that make the sea
shore the Mecca of all pleasure hunt
ers, and no one can help from join
ing In the laughter and applause.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06

Pythian Sisters had not forgotten the
gentle accomplishment of domestic
art, in fact were first-class house
wives. 1t is a good order to marry
into. and is in growing condition.
At the close of Miss Fischer's reci-
tation F. T. Wrightman, of the COM
mittee on entertainment, presented
her with large arm bouquet of car
nations and roses, amid general APP
plause.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06
Food Poisons
30 Per Cent of All Diseases the Re.
suit of Undigested Putrefying
Foods.

Men of affairs, women of society
and children with active brains are
too often sedentary in their habits,
giving little time to exercise. To this
evil is added that of high and irreg-
ular living--as a result, the stomach
cannot stand the demands made up
on il. The abused and overtaxed
stomach does not properly do the
work of digestion, food taken In fer.
ments and the poison permeates the
whole system. The body loses in
weight and becomes a prey for the
attack of whatever disease It may
encounter.
Did it ever occur to you how busy
that stomach of yours is? It only
holds three plnts, but in one year
you force It to take in 2i00 pounds
of material, digest Il and prepare II
for assimilation into the blood. No
wonder It rebels when overworked.
We crowd it with steaks and pastry,
irritate its juices with spices and
acids, and expect the stomach to do
its work II can't do It.
All over the inner layer of the
stomach are glands which secrete
the juices necessary to digestion
The entrance OF food into the stom-
ach is the singal for these glands to
do their work. The moro the food,
and the more indigestible, the great
er the demand upon them and upon
the muscles of the wall adjoining.
Think OF the tons OF high-seasoned
game, sweetmeats and appetlEers
crammed into this little four-ounce
mill, and then wonder, II you will.
why you are dizzy or nauseated or
constipated. Don't blame your
stomach or curse your fate that you
should be born so unfortunate. Blame
yourself and apply the remedy.
First. get small package OF
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets, taking
one after each meal and at bed time,
They are not medicine. but dlges-
tive. Your stomach Is worn out and
needs help, not medicine. Stuart's
Dyspepsia Tablets will do the work
that the stomach fails to do. There's
enough power In one grain OF Stu
arts Dyspepsia Tablets to digest
5000 grains OF ordinary food, so yor
needn't fear that anything you eat
will remain in your stomach undi
gested.
Stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets vii
rout the poison because they remov'
the cause-food fermentation. The!
are natures own cure for dyspepsia
The host OF troubles dyspepsia Il
father OF cannot be numbered, foi
a healthy stomach is the source o.
all health.
Seize your opportunity befor,
worse conditions confront you. senC
today for a free trial package oi
stuart's Dyspepsia Tablets. The,
will bring your stomach relief. +. A
Stuart Co., SO Stuart Bldg, Marshal
Mich.
The so cent size is for sale at your
druggists.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06
Don't Complain.

II your chest pains and YOU are
unable TO sleep because OF a cough
Bay bottle OF Ballard's Horehound
Syrup, and you won't have any
cough. Get a bottle now and that
cough will not last long, A cure for
all pulmonary diseases, Mrs. J.,
Galveston. Texas. writes: II cant
say enough for Ballard's Horehound
Syrup. The relief II has given me Is
all that Is necessary for me TO say"
Sod by d. J. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06
No Difference.

No distinction IL made as 10 tbs
kind OF Piles that Dr. Leonhardt's
Hem-Rold cures.
The names Internal, External,
Bleeding. Blind, Itching. Suppurat-
ing. etc. are simply names OF the dif-
ferent stages through which every
case will pass II Il continues long
enough.
Piles are caused by congestion or
stagnation OF blood In the lower bow
oil. aud II takes an internal remedy
10 remove the cause.
DIR. Leonhardt's Hem-Roid IL a tab
let taken internally. IL 10 a perma-
nent cure. Money back II Il falls.
Price 800 at druggists. DR.. Leon
hRrdt Co, Niagara Falls, n. r.. Pro-
Drietors. Sold by DR.. 3. g. Stone.
Salem.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06
plnn 90 Provide Charter.

Mayor Rodgers today named as a
committee TO report a plan for
amending and revising the charter
Alderman Bayne. Greenbaum and
stockton. They are to report at the
next council meeting a provision for
a charter commission, 10 he COM
posed OF representatives OF the city
government and business men. May
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06
The Colonlst Rates.

The first influx OF emigrants as a
result OF the low-rate tickets from
the East appeared at Salem last
night. there being over 20 stopping
OFF here. One family from Bird city,
Kansas. came here 10 make their fu-
ture home. Their name Is Brady,
and there are ten In the family.
They have relatives living just south
OF town.
Many others got OF who Will look
about. and a party among them will
proceed up to Scio In few days.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06

Aud remember the next time you
suffer from pain--eaused by damp
weather-when your head nearly
bursts from neuralgia-try Ballards
Snow Liniment. IL will cure you. A
prominent business man OF Hemp
stead. Texas. writes; Il have used
your liniment. Previous 70 using Il
/ was a great sufferer from Rheuma'
tlsm and Neuralgia am pleased
10 say that now / am free from these
complaints. / am sure owe this to
your Iinlment." Sold BY ID. J. Fry.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06

SO long as ofiiclalism conducts
legislation In the Interest OF ofioial-
ism the people need expect no relief
from higher aud higher taxes. But
what is politics for but TO wiring
taxes out OF the public9
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06
High school Plays Willamette To-
night.

The local high school and the
Willamette University basketball
teams will meet tonight In the VIII
lamette gym. Il is going to be a hot
little game. and will decide the city
academic championship. and it viii
doubtless prove interesting TO see
these two rival teams clash on the
ioor tonight.
Daily capital journal. (Salem, Oregon) 1903-1919, 1907-03-06

Don't consider lightly the evil
dence of disease In your system.
Don't take desperate chances with
ordinary medicine. Use HOLSTERS
Rocky Mountain Tea. the great spe-
cific. 35 cents. Tea or Tablets.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
The Bachelors Wife.

King. the artist, was queer charac-
ter. He was an old bachelor, but he
fniE eho2 nod Of comma a Ionshina and
so according 10 his fancy he ina riIlefl
he had a wife and had a room fitted
up for her special use, as IL the fancy
was real
ION a sofa are Mrs. Kings shawl, her
hat and gloves" said visitor. ''she
having just returned from a walk, II
is supposed. You know with such q
wife he is not troubled by feminine
extravagances, such as shopping. for
instance. Near her chair stands her
embroidery frame, the needle sticking
there as II she had just laid down her
work. and against the wall leans her
guitar
Indeed. this was fancifui idea.
and the visitor said that as child he
always entered this room with feel
ings OF respect and awe for Mrs. King
and readily paid the coming out fee. "
a kiss for the lady. which he always
exacted from the privileged few who
were allowed to enter this sanctum of
the imsgination.-Chic Recorder
aid.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
soiIino n powr.

81 should like to manage this paper
for about six months" said the new
reporter Of country paper The
present editor doesn't know his bust
ness."
whats the matterY' he was asked.
''why, last night was told Of to re.
port fire In Broad street, and wrote
1t up In grand style. making a half
column article OF It. I began IL In
this way:
" Suddenly on the st,il night air
rang the shril cry Of Ere, and at the
same moment Ine nIIie iicking t0Els Slr5
% fame, whose iighi, playing along
the roofs edge, caught the eye Of the
midnight watcher, leaped forth, no lon
ger playful. but fierce and angry In
their thirst and greed. Like glowing.
snaky demons, the iurid links entwined
the. doomed building. In venomous
Kisses and spurts the flames shot into
the overhanging darkness, while from
every window and door poured forth
dense sulphurous smoke, the deadly
suffocating breath of an imprisoned
fend.'
81 went on in that style for over half
:,;i;:::;::; sax. sax. Re ss zis =;ss= -, az. and
this is what appeared in the paper this
| morning:
"a fire broke out In Broad street
last night. but was quickly suppress,
ed Do you call that Journalism p
London Standard.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
Wanted a Square Deal.

There was once a sporting parson at
EastingtOn, Il place on the English
coast which was a favorite landing
place fer woodcOcks at the time of
their immigration TO England. When
the birds arrived, exhausted by their
long flight. everybody in the parish,
including the parson. at once turned
out to join in the sport of knocking
them down with sticks. One Sunday
the people were in church and the par
son in the pulpit when the church door
was cautiously opened and head APP
peared. with a reckoning finger. well,
what is itg' asked the parson. Cocks
Is coomr' The parson hurriedly shut
up his sermon case. "Shut the door
and lock itr' he cried to the clerk.
Keep the people in church till I've
got my surplice off. Let's all have a
fair chance"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
Love and wsdIoek.

A man Of middle age and youth OF
romantic appearance sat alone in Il
smoking compartment of a nearly
empty evening train. In the solitude
the youth took photograph from his
pocket, looked at IT and then said to
his companion feverishly:
Were you ever, sir, in lover
The man of middle age started. He
laughed.
''Was ever In loye?" he repeated as
he relIghted his pipe. "Was / ever In
love? Well, don't know IT,
you don't known cried the youth.
"Well, If you ever had been in love
you'd know II. Why. when you're in
love your life is a sweet dream, you
have no taste for food, you think of
nothing but the beauty off,
Were you ever marriedT' snapped
the middle aged man.
"No, but
well. If you ever had been you'd
know it. Why, when you're married
your life is
But the youth, with a scowl, edged
off to the far end of the carriage and
got out at the next station, Disguised.
London Scraps.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
rsnnx.on,. cxnlel.m.

Sir We're de We're was the eldest son
of Sir Aubrey de We're, the sonneteer
and friend OF Wordsworth. His broth
er. Aubrey de We're, was a more than
well known, a famous poet, and to
him IN his youth Walter Savage Ian
dor addressed the exhortation:
Make thy proud name still prouder for
thy sons
he had no sons, however, never hav-
ing married. Neither had his brothers,
We're and Stephen. Thus the name. as
a family name. disappears.
The De Yeres were early friends Of
Tennyson's, and II was from them
that the poet took the name which he
made proverbial and symbolicai OF a
class-"the caste OF We're de We're. -
Lady de We're, the only Lady de We're
Of fact then living. was inclined to
complain that her name should be be-
slowed upon the black hearted Lady
Clara OF fiction.
Tennyson wrote dainty verses, but
was not master OF dainty manners He
growied: why should you care? But
Of course you don't. I didn't make
your narnesake ugly, and 1 didn't make
her stupid. only made her wicked"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
FAIRLY WARNED.
The Little Sisters Advice to the
Prospective Bride.

The Little Sisters Advice to the
Prospective Bride.
1t was big sisters wedding day. and
mother was in the kitchen helping the
cook Little sister was there, too, and
added frayed nerves to the excitement
by demanding TO know every other
minute what marriage was.
Finally mother became exasperated.
III you speak again. she said, ''I'll
show you what marriage isl and lit.
tie sister sat down very meekly.
But little sister had caught the ex.
element and could not keep quiet
Just as mother and the cook were bust,
est she asked her question again. Fol
a full minute the kitchen resounded
with walls. and then mother placed lit
tie sister on the chair again.
Now" she said, you know what
marriage is"
That night the clergyman stood un
der the marriage bell in the parlor
Into the room came big sister on the
arm of her father. Halfway up the
stairs little sister watched her through
the door and cried softly. Finally she
could stand It no longer.
Just as the ceremony was about tC
begin a form came flying down the
stairs and little sister burst into the
room.
"Oh. Milly, Milly." she cried convul
siyely, don't You get married or you'll
get an awful spanking"-New Yori
Press.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
Another Reason.

An English clergyman visiting in
this country told of a jIIting that had
happened in his parish. He said that
he had an appointment to marry a
couple at on Il certain afternoon. He
appeared duly. and the bride appeared,
but not the bridegroom. The clergy
man and the lady, silent and embar-
raised, waited in the quiet church
from,4 till 6. Then they sadly depart
ed. A week later the same couple
wrote to the clergyman again, ap-
pointing another afternoon at 4 for
the ceremony. And again the clergy
man and the bride were on hand duly.
and again the groom failed to turn up.
As the two waited time passed slowly
in the still and empty church II
grew darker. Five O'Clock sounded,
then 6. And then the bride broke the
silence with fierce ejaculation.
'Drat him. she cried. "'Tain't his
trousers this time, cause / bought
him pair
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06

Some years ago a railway was be-
ing made in the west OF Scotland, and
1t was arranged that each of the nu-
merous laborers employed should pay
a penny per week to a medical prac-
tItioner. so that they might have his
services in the event of accident or
medicine In case of illness.
During the summer and autumn nei-
their Illness nor accident occurred.
But when severe winter followed
all at once the ''navigators' began to
call ON the doctor for castor oil.
Each brought his bottle, into which
an ounce was poured, until the oil was
exhausted, and the doctor was forced
to send to town for further supply
When that, too. was getting low the
doctor one day quietly asked healthy
looking fellow what was wrong with
the men that they required so much
castor oil.
Nothing wrong at all, doctor" he re-
piled, ''but we grease our boots with
it"-London Chronicle.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
His Awful Fate.

An American visitor in a German
city bought a dachshund. The ami
mails length of body, short and pecul-
larry shaped legs and highly intelli-
gent dachs face" he writes, would
have made the dog conspicuous among
the finest of his breed. "one day we
missed him and were unable to find
our pet Next day his dead body, a
little longer than in life, was shown
TO me by the man who came to tell us
he had found the dog He was very
dead, but did want TO know how he
met his untimely end and after inquir-
ing learned that he had been run over
by a ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
1 could readily understand how that
would have killed even an elephant
and wanted to know why the internal
machine had been allowed to come in
to the city. 1t was a relief to be told
that a ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Is a wagon on which mirror plates are
transported. Poor little dachsr'
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
1hs ssslIep.

The scalIop accompIishes Iocomotion
by series of leaps. When 1t Is
alarmed or wishes TO change its To-
cation 1t opens and theoretically
closes It's valves, thus expeliing the
water. The reaction shoots it back
ward. By this means the creature b
abs to travel long distances. Some
times scaIlops make considerable jour
aeys ia large companies. One can
zearcely imagine lovelier sight than
that of fock OF these pretty crea-
lures, with shell Of every hue from
purple and white to black. enIivened
with shades Of pink, yellow and fawn-
darling about in clear water. In their
dlghtlike movements, vertical, horf-
zontal and zigzag. they are more sug-
gestive Of a flock OF winged animals
than Of bfvalve moElusks.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
Good Reason TO Hurry.

The trials of musical accompanist
are many, If we may credit all the
stories told of them. A young Dro-
fessional recently played accompani-
ments for the performers at private
entertainment for a fashionable char
fly lasting for nearly two hours.
Here. you see. have no chance to
take breath for ten bars" said the
amateur 1iute player, Indicating to the
accompanist passage in his opening
solo. There are a number of such
places In my solos. and IL you'll hurry
the time whenever you come to them
II viii be a relief to my wife, for all
my family are subject to apoplexy and
I've already had one slight attack"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
CLOTHES AND THE MAN.



psnts's Rebu<s TO the King With
Whom He Dincd.
That clothea made the man was as
much a trite truth in Dante's day as
now, according to an old story told by
EercambL Dante was invited by q
king to dine with him, along with e
few other chosen friends, but he came
attired quite shabbily. was given a
place below the salt and was over
looked and apparently forgotten until
the feast was over. when the king. hav.
ing reccl,.rted himself, asked:
by the bye. what has become Of Tia
poet had intended to talk tor
Dante, offended and hurt by the
slight. had taken his departure, but re-
turned when followed and invited
anew. This time he came to supper
superbly dressed in crimson velvet and
gold and was served with extreme at
tention, but the conrtiers observed with
amazement that he poured the soup
down his sleeves, tucked outlets into
his breast and smeared his rich attire
with sauces.
Good gracious. your majesty" oh
served the boldest OF the supping no
bles, why has this poet such man
nersY
The question was passed on Il
Dante, who gravely replied: when
came here dressed shabbily and sal
quietly in my corner, l was forgotten
and snubbed. / now come in fms
clothes and am very much attended to
/ therefore concluded that it was rath
er my clothes than myself that yor
admired and invited and was willing
to bestow on them just share of YOU
hospitality" Louis Republic.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
Applying the Test.

There was barber in an Indiana
city who. having been out late the
night before, had shaky hand the
next morning and cut a patrons cheek
four times" said the man who insist
ed he saw the incident. after each
accident the barber said as he spong-
ed away the blood, oh. dear me. how
carelessT and laughed and let it go at
that.
The patron took all those gashes in
grave silence, but when the shave
was over he filed a glass at the water
cooler, took a mouthful Of water and,
with compressed lips, proceeded to
shake his head from side to side and
TO toss 1t up and down.
"'What is the matterT the barber
asked. You amt got the toothache,
have your
No. said the customer. I only
just wanted to see IL my mouth would
still hold water without leaking, that
was all r-PhiladeIphia Record.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
cIsanina the Txpswrissr.

The most important thing in clean
Ing a typewriter Is to get the dust and
grit out OF the maehine-not farther
into 1t, as Is too often the case, At
least twice a year every typewriter
should be thoroughly cleaned with gas
oline, and then the machine should be
left alone until all the gasoline has
evaporated. Then all points OF fric-
ton should be oiled and the ribbon,
which was. Of course, removed at the
start, replaced Simply as business
proposition IT pays to keep typewrit'
ers covered wbeE not In use.-Circle.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06

Edward sa Ds!-ee: 7 T. yttttez Dickens Dickens the
youngest son Of the novelist. emigrat-
ed to Australia and died In Sydney at
the age of fifty-one. He represented a
constituency in the parliament Of New
South Wales for six years. Once when
he was addressing the house in sgd
ney he was again and again snapplsh-
ly interrupted by a member named
willis. At last Mr.. Dickens stopped
to remark: Mr.. Speaker, my father
coined a famous phrase, 'Barkis is
wiIlIn'.' Under preseat circumstances
I am strongly tempted to reverse II
and say, willis Is Barking" The
house laughed and the Interruptions
ceased. ~E-.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
The shsik and His House.

When the French came into contact
with the Bedouin in Algeria, it was
thought that ready way of civilizing
him would be to assist him to build
himself a permanent habitation. A
sheik who was thus favored was full
of gratitude to the French engineers
who had built him a house.
''Since my house was finished" be
said, 81 have not lost single sheep.
1 lock them up in my house every
night, and next morning / find them
all in safety"
Then where do you sleep yourself? r.
asked an officer IN amazement.
III, EOE- my SS'~E, u DHICIn Can EIFE
only ii his tent said the other, with
dignity.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06

all the larger and more productive Of
which are owned by Americans. the
American capital invested being ssti-
mated e. s100.o00,0 900.
More salt was produced in Fhe
United States in 1905 than in any
previous yea., and the value was
greater than IN any year since 1890.
The quantity was 3,S44,133 short
tons. OF 2s,172. 3Se barrels, valued at
sc. 65s. $50, a gain OF 308.S76 tons. or
2.2Oe. SIS barrels, over 1905.
A canvass of leading consumers of
Of any large quantities Of the metal
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
The Nur..'. pars.

why do so many people insist ON
having nurses for their childrenT ask
ed the motheriy woman.
THAT Is easily explained" answered
the unpleasant man. "a nurse en-
ables a woman to send crying baby
cut OF her own hearing and let IT stay
on the sidewalk TO annoy the neigh
bcrs..-washington Star.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06

Gobsa Code descended painfully from
his ninety horsepower automobile.
81 wish TO purchase" he said, an
engagement ring"
Yes, SIR" said the eager clerk. 'We
have just imported superb ring, sir
two ruby hearts surrounded
NO" said the aged millionaire in a
cold. disIllusioned voice; mo, that
won't do. There is only one heart
concerned in this affair. The girl is
marrying me for my money"-New
Orleans Times-Democrat.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
an.skina on q Wida~.."

Some curious customs in the way OF
pastimes prevail in Korea. Among the
farming classes there is one known as
the packing of OF widows" This
means a raid on certain village
known to contain a young widow. A
widower, accompanied by friends. en-
tiers the village, carries OF the woman
in question and marries her.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06

what started the riot at the per.
Torrance Of Hamlet last night:'
Ham held the skus and said, Alas.
poor Yorick, you are not the only dead
head In the house" Pearson's
Weekly.
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
have been made. oficial prict

have been made. oficial prices OF
eIectrolytic copper are now between
Is cents and 151k cents pound, the
quotations of United Metals Selling
company, the Phelps-Dodge interests
and other large producers. There is
no question that IL a consumer offered
to buy 10,000, 900 pounds for delivery
over the next sixty days, he could get
the metal on basis Of 15 cents
pound.
The East Butte company Of Butte,
Mont, has made contract with the
Utah smelters 10 take its ore, and
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06

There's a young woman who makes
little things count"
"How does she do itT'
Teaches arithmetic In primary
school"
Bisbee daily review., 1907-10-06
An Improvement.

Jumping catsF' yelled the victim in
the chair. you've cut on part OF my
earl"
"why, SO have" replied the barber
eooIly, ssbut you must admit it looks
better than the other ones does