Los Angeles herald., 1907-09-21

/ 4udy PRINT u KISS on tHOSe Tupy hpoi
| She nodded her sweet permission.
| Then they went to press and rather guess
| They printed full edition.
| The Stingarees couldn't resist the op'
portunity to have some fun with Tom
Peck, general passenger agent of the Sail
Lake, beloved of all newspaper men
| Here's Toms:
THE PASsLESS DAYS
(By the Railroad Editor)
Over in the Orange Land is a fellow named
Tom Peck
Who prior TO the commerce law. was ready
To grant you transportation DER the mountain
and the plain
To the land of constant summer that I'll
never see again.
Just tell him I am dying for taste of lus-
cious fruit
For I used to ride on passes on the Salt
Lake route.
Dry farming notes are reproduced from
the Stingaree. Try it on the China boy
when he brings your vegetables this
morning:
DRY FARMING NOTES
Evaporation is the bane Of dry farming.
Evaporation of liquids can be reduced to a
minimum by consumption. The department of
the Interior should have charge of this.
Dry Martins should be planted at intervals
all during the spring. Then they can be har-
vested in summer. fall and winter If olives
are scarce put in nut.
A dry farm Is wonderruf place 10 cultivate
a thirst II
Eden was the first dry farm. and Adam the
original dry farmer. I understand Eve was
responsible for the first crop of lemons.
One more little sting from the Stingaree
is worth the trouble:
A NEWSPAPER GUY
(Marcus La Blanche)
see man pushing his way through the lines
OF cops where the work Of the fire fend'
shines.
''The chief?" inquired: but fireman replies
i''Gee, no! wy that's one o them newspaper
guys
I see a man walk through the door of show,
Where great throngs are blocked by the sign
''Is the man the star, that no ticket he buys?"
Star nuthin'! He's one o. those newspaper
guys
see man start on the trail of crook.
And he scorns the police. but he brings him
to book
Sherlock Holmes?" inquire. Someone
scornfully cries,
Sherlock Heill Nav. he's one O. desc news
paper guys"
see a man sit in the seats of the great
And they ask his advice upon matters Of
state.
"a diplomat surelyr' But to my surprise
They tell me he's one OF those newspaper
guys
And some day I'll stand by the great Gates of
And see man pass through unauestioned
and bold
"a saint?' will ask. and old Peter'n reply.
No he carries pass-he's newspaper
guy"
The press humorists will go to Goldfield
tonight, leaving on the Salt Lake route
]. Ross Clark has placed his private car
at their disposal.
Two Days at GoIdfield
The association will remain in the min :.
ing center until next Tuesday. An ex :
cellent program of entertainment has been
arranged by the Press club of Goldfleld
which will include banquet t. be givel
by the Goldfield chamber of commerce
and other coTtesies.
After their Goldfeld trip the humorists
will return to Los Angeles. Many of the
members have decided to spend a number
of weeks touring California as such, be !.
fore returning to their respective homes.
Thomas A. DAILY Ct Philadelphia has
been enforced to shorten his trip and re-
turn east. He will not accompany the
association to Goldheld l.. o. Rees of
Alta, Cal, is also compelled to return
home and will not take the trip to Ne
vada
When the return to Los Angeles is made
from Goldheld, w. G.. Rose, w j. Lamp
ton and Duncan Smith will leave the 9TH
er members at Las Vegas and return TO
the east by way of Salt Lake City.
Speaking Of the experience they have
had here all the members are of one ac-
cord, that the present convention has
been the most successful and the best at
tended so far All the members of the
association feel as If they had the time
of their life in Los Angeles. Said w. G..
Rose yesterday: my California trip is
an experience which will ever linger in
my memory. I have found Angelenos to
be the greatest hosts of the country"
And Thomas A. Daily: IF I could
would make Los Angeles Philadelphia
and Philadelphia Los Angeles. This clt-
mate and my experience here will always
be zone of my most cherished recollec-
tions" The other members of the Press
Humorists' association used similar ex-
pressions in speaking of their trip to LOS
Angeles, and are regretting deeply the
necessity of their return home
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