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New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
Feast ManqIes Steers,

Mankato-A mountain lion, panther
or other ferocious Wild animal made its
presence known near this city by at
tack1ng a three-year- old steer on the
farm of Columbus Ballard 1t leaped
upon the back of the steer and tore it
badly and nearly killed it.
Mr.. Ballard was in the barn milking
at the time, but his attention was at
tracted by the stampeding of the herd
in the pasture and their wild below
ing. The house dog, ordinarily cour-
ageous, SUNK to the house panic
stricken.
Mr.. Ballard got lantern and with
his hired man investigated and found
the steer nearly dead and the rest of
the cattle so excited that it took two
hours TO calm them. A tour of the
timbered portion of the pasture re-
vealed large footprints IN the snow.
made by some strange animal.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
MICHIGAN TICKET NAMED.
Candidates Put Up BY Democrats in
Convention at Flint.

Flint, Mich, March 1.-The Demo
cratic state convention Thursday af-
ternoon placed in nomination the fol
lowing ticket: For justices of the
supreme court, George H. Stone of
Ithaca and John R. Carr of Cassopo-
lis; for regents of the University Of
Michigan, Woodbridge N. Ferris OF
Big Rapids and Judge Henry A. Har-
mon of Detroit; for member of state
board of education, Stanley F. Park
hill of Owosso.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06

Cures permanently the cases he UNI
dertakes and sends the incurable home y
without taking a fee from them This
is why he continues his visits wear
after year, while other doctors have.
made a few visits and stopped Dr.
Jones is eminently successful spec
ialist in all chronic diseases, proven by
the many cures effected in chronic cases
which have baffied the skill of all other
PHYSICIANS. His hospital experience
and extensive practice have made him
so proficient that he can name and To-
cate a disease in a few minutes
Catarrh, Catarrhal Deafness, Diseases
of the Ear, Nose, Throat and of the
Lungs (and Consumption in the earlier
stages) are to be cured when DR.. Jones'
methods are applied
Granuiated EyeIds and Cataract per-
nanently cured by his Absorption
Glasses fitted and Guaranteed
Cross Eyes Strengthened without pain.
Astonishing cures are readily made
in cases of Chronic Rheumatism, Pa-t4
ralysis, Epilepsy and Skin Cancer.
Treats all durable Diseases of the
Heart, Blood, Skin, Liver, Stomach,
Kidney, Bladder, and of the Nervous.
System, and Female organs
A never-failing remedy for Big Neck.
PILES, FISTULAE and RUPTURE
guaranteed cured without detention
from business. Special attention given
to all Surgical cases.
NERVOUS DEBILITY.
yOu LCiNOuS# anu O6SDOnGeHtE
weak and debilitated; tired mornings.
no anbition-lifeless; memory poor;
easily fatigued; excitable and irritable:
eyes sunken; red and blurred; pimples
on face; restless, haggard loolsing;
weak back; deposit in urine; distrust-
full; want of confidence; lack of energy
and strength, sfeepless?2
DISEASES OF MEN AND PRIVATE
DISEASES A SPECIALITY.
Blood Poison, Syphilis, Structure.
elect, Spermatorrfiea, Yaricocele, Hy-s
droeele, and the effects of early Vice.
or Excess. producing Debility, Nervous
ness Defective Memory. ETC., which
runs mind and body, positively cured.
WONDERFUL. CURES
Perfected in old cases which have.
| been neglected or unskil1fullg treated.
| No experiments or failures. No incur
/ able cases taken.
], Consultation Free and Confidential.
/ Address DIR. ADDISoN-JoNES,
6 1901 Lake Ave-, Chicago.
/ Reference, Drexel State Rank.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06

You should be very careful of your
bowels when you have a cold. Nearly
all other cough syrups are constipating,
especially those containing opiates.l
Kennedy's Laxative Cough Syrup movetAi
the bowels contains no opiates. Cob-V
forms to National Pure Food and Drugs
Law. Bears the endorsement of mothers
everywhere. Children like its pleasant
taste. Sold by Eugene Pfefferle.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
Big Blaze in Utica, N. Y.

Utica, N. Y, March LIN fire in
the Moshier block in Blocker street
Thursday four business firms suf-
fered heavy los~ They are the Stand
ard Brass works, the B. & C. E1ec-
trical works, the A. H. Williams
Drug company and the ]. e. Lodge
wall paper and paint house. The
loss is S10Q-Q00.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
Fined for ChiLd's Act.

ST. Peter-FreI Rabins, residing at
Winthrop, was placed under arrest by
a government mail inspector, charged
with abusing fourth class mail privil-
eyes, and was fined 500. A little
daughter of Mr. Robins mailed pack
age some time ago, and when 1t was
opened it was found 20 contain mes
sage. The Inspector held that parents
were responsible for the acts of their
children, and a heavy fine was i'm
rnSed
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
ST. Paul Millionaire Is Dead.

St. Paul, Mimi, March 1T Thomas
Foley, a member Of the railway con-
tracing firm Of Foley Brothers &
Guthrie, and rated as a millionaire,
died here Thursday.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
Monument to Col. CoIviII.

:. st. Paul-The Sons of Veterans held
a meeting and appointed a committee,
consisting Of Colfax Grant Of Mime
apolis as chairman, E. F. Heller OF
Duluth, c. E. easier, w. j. Hiland,
Grant Van SAINT, George T. Drake and
A. L. Jones Of st. Paul, TO cooperate
with the citizens Of Cannon Falls to
secure monuments in memory of Col.
Colvill of the First Minnesota regi-
ment One monument is to be erect
ed over his grave at Cannon Falls and
the other is to be in the capitol.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
Rabies Spreading.

st. Paul-Rabies is spreading in
Minnesota, despite DR.. S. H. Ward,
executive officer of the state livestock
sanitary board. The board has found
many outbreaks of the disease among
cattle and other livestock, and DR..
Ward says that frequently it is posi-
BILE to trace the flight of a mad dog
across whole county by the cases of
rabies which afterwards spring up
along his trail.
1--WE have had reports of outbreaks
Of rabies since the first Of the year y
said DR.. Ward, sin Hennepin, in Ram
sey, Winona, Carver, Wright, Mcleod,
Grow Wing and Sibley counties The
cases have all started from mad dogs
the animals later affected being COWS,
hogs, horses, and at Winona a number
of sheep"
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
Hhy Not Visit California I

this winter? Low round-trip rates are
now in effect from all points on The.
Northwestern Line, and there will be
an especially low one-way rate during
March and April for colonists. second
class tickets.
Daily and personally conducted
tours offer many advantages to the
traveller, among which is a service of
Pullman Tourist Sleeping Cars to San
francisco, Los Angeles or Portland,
for only $500.
For free copy Of folders, with large
map of California, Oregon and Wash
lngton and full information regarding
rates and schedules, apply to ticket
agents Chicago & North Western.
Railway. Gil
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06
news OF minnesota
Express Rates Reduced.

st. Paul-The following schedule o.
express rates was submitted by the
railway commission and accepted by
the express companies:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-03-06

1t has been but eight months since
Harry Thaw shot Stanford White.
DR.. Evans said the woman had
shown Improvement; that her delus-
ions were not so marked, but she was
not cured
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Curious Rlunders.

Some remarkable mistakes in me-
MORALS have totally escaped notice un-
til 1t was too late to rectify them. The
spurs on the boots of Cromwells
statue at Westminster abbey, London,
are the most interesting feature of the
monument, although they generally
get no attention at ell from sightseers.
They are worn upside down. In a
painted window on the staircase which
leads from the floor of Westminster
palace to the committee rooms an in
scription on sword welded by the
BLACK Prince has the words ''Prince
of Wales" Again, in the fresco de-
picting the embarkation of the pilgrim
fathers in the corridor leading from the
outer lobby at ST Stephens to the
house of lords the Mayfiower is shown
to be hosting the union jack, flag
which did not come into existence I'M
til $50 years after the days of the his
toric Mayflower.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Luck and Reputations.

Nobody gifted with sense OF hui
NOR can fail to be diverted by the
Puck-like manner in which luck makes
and unmakes regulations for business
ability" says VIII Payne In Every
body's. years ago gentleman named
Jennings was an extensive owner of
downtown real estate in Chicago. He
was the first, I believe, to develop on a
large scale the modern system of the
ninety-nine year lease, whereby the
owner insures to himself and his heirs
for century an absolutely fixed rent
al, free and clear of all charges. After
Mr.. Jennings had leased a lot of his
lands for ninety mine years a depres-
sion came on Other peoples incomes
were curtailed, but his was stable.
What foresight said the town. What
sagacityv What superb business judg-
mentp Mr.. jennings views on the
business situation and outlook were
eagerly sought. The depression passed.
Realty prices advanced immensely.
The Jennings lots could have been
leased at twice the rental named in
Csle old indenture. The town shook it's
head sympathetically over poor Mr..
Jennings deplorable shortsightedness. I"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
shadow Etiquette.


Il saluted the Kafflr chief respect
fully and hearty said the sailor. "Can
you imagine my surprise when he give
me kick?
Get off my shadder,' he says.
stWot?
Get off my shadder'
Il was standing, by crinus, on his
shadder, the shadder of his stomach.
skipped from there to the face. He
groanedn When / got on to sunlit
ground again he says to me:
I" Didn't you never have no bringin'
up? Look at you now, lengthenin' out
your shadow longer'n mine. Crouch,
consarn you, or I'll warm your hide
with this here club"
The sailor gave a loud laugh and
emptied his glass of milk.
Them Kaffirs," he said, regards
their shadders as part of themselves.
A polite Kaffir would no more walk on
4another's shadder than polite Ameri-
can would hit lady. Ghey have a
regular shadder etiquette. You mustn't
on no account let your shadder be
longer than superior's. You must
crouch to make it smaller, and that
there crouch for the purpose of dimin-
ishin' the shadder is thought by the
Spencerian philosophers don't say /
think so, mind-to be the origin of the
bow. New Orleans Times Democrat
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Snow and Rain.

The first man to whom 1t ever oc-
Cured to find out how much rain was
represented by given fall of snow
was Alexander Brice of Kirknewton,
who in March, 1765, made simple ex-
pertinent with the contents of stone
jug driven face downward into over
six inches of snow. What he learned
was that greater or less degree of
cold or of wind when the snow falls
and its lying a longer or shorter time
on the ground" will occasion q differ
ence in the weight and in the quantity
Of water produced, but it," he added,
II may trust to the above trials, which
/ endeavored to perform with care,
snow newly fallen, with a moderate
gale of wind, freezing cold, will pro-
duce quantity of water equal to one
tenth part of it's bulk" So that fall
of snow of ten inches represents a
rainfall OF one inch.--London Chroni-
Gle.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Woes of a Drummer.

I'm just little discouraged with
my work." said the tall New York
boy who has started out on the road
Il was making my second trip west
when | met an old drummer who had
been on the road for more than thirty
years. He sat with grip between his
knees and talked to me.
"'Chuck it, my boy he said. If
there is anything else in the world
you can do, do it. Look at my gray
hairs. / don't know what it is to have
a home. For thirty years have seen
my wife about once in five weeks. l
know that I've wife and children In
fat in New York, but that's all do
know about them. The children have
grown up and married, but + have not
had time to attend their weddings. My
wife has grown gray, too, but she has
had the best of it. She has had a
home and the children. If there is
anything else in the world you can do,
my boy he repeated, quit drumming,
and do it,"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
HELP wANTED-MALE.

WAN ED--A man to beat and tack
carpets, at Webster hotel
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Much Law. Poor Case.

Among lawyers there is saying
that in the trial of a case an attorney
If light on facts must be heavy on law.
The other day an attorney was prepar-
ing to leave his office in one of the big
Office buildings to go to the courthouse
70 try case. From the shelves of his
library he had taken many large law
books containing decisions and opin-
ions of higher courts. At intervals a
boy went in and out of the door, and
each time he bore In his arms a stack
of the books, which he carried to an
express wagon that stood in the street
below. The attorney was to use the
books in the courtroom. Another law
yer,-who is of southern birth and who
always addresses his friends with
some army title, watched the boy as he
went in and out carrying the law
books. Then he dug his hands deep
into his trousers pockets and said to
the lawyer:
well, Ah'll sweah, kunnel, you must
have no case at all."-Kansas City
Times.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
A "Rinqers' Juq.r

A beer jug in a belfry is happily
somewhat of rarity in these days.
at the beginning Of the last century.
however, people were not so particular.
The ringers jug at Beccles, in Suffolk,
holds six gallons, a sufficiency to sus-
tain the ten weary ringers, though the
weight of the bells did exceed six
tons. The vessel Is made Of red earth
enware and has three handles, one of
which is concealed by the neck. 1t
bears the following inscription in
quaint spelling:
when am filld with liquor strong
Each Man drink once and then ding dong.
Drink not too much to Cloud your Knobs
Least you forget to make the Bobbs.
A gift of John Pattman Beccles." On
the reverse side is the makers name,
Samuel Stringfellow. Potter" Lon
don Strand.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Ths Adder.

A full grown adder may measure
two feet in length and about six
inches around the thickest part of its
body. Its movements are sluggish, and
of course the idea that it is capable of
transferring it's head from one extrem-
ity to the other every six months is due
simply to superstition. The fact is
that the tail of this snake does not
terminate in point, as with ophidians
generally, but is stumpy and resem-
bles the head so much that 1t is diff
cult for an observer situated at dis
lance OF few yards to distinguish the
one from the other; hence the story of
its being two headed, the fallacy of
which no intelligent observer could
fail to detect Pioneer.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Force of Examnls.

"Talk about the instinct of the lower
orders! | built little two story house
for our parrot not long ago, and the
very next morning after put her in it
she looked out of the window and
greeted me in very profane fashion"
why should she do that?''
Complaining about the house, !
fancy"
But why should she swear at your
"Took me for the ianitor. no doubt"
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
The 4 araer Class.

"Of course" said the seeker after
knowledge, we seldom hear thee and
thou nowadays. They're used mostly
by poets, aren't thsy?''
mo-" replied the editor; they're
used mostly by people who think
they're poets Catholic Standard and
Times.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
The soalIon.

The scallop can anchor itself as well
as any ship. 1t never fails to drop its
anchor on the approach of rough
weather. The scallop, lying in its bed
of shoal water, foresees storm in
true sailor fashion and at once puts
out a tough and elastic little cable from
a point near its hinge. This cable it
fastens firmly to the nearest rock. 1t
is then secure in the vilest weather.
He who wades through scallop, haunted
shoals as a storm approaches may see
the tiny sshellfish mooring themselves
on all sides with silent hustle.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Courtesy.

The paryenu stood it till he could
stand it no longer.
flames" he cried out piteously, "tell
me the worst! You find my table man
ners execrable!''
But his new butler, bowling first with
stately condescension, only replied:
"As a matter of professional courte-
sy Hi cannot hentertain, much less
hexpress, hany hopinion which might
seem in hanyway to reflect ON my
predecessor 'ere"
And he bowed again and was SILENT
Puek
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Men of war on Paper.

Each man-ofwar is built upon paper
before a single plate of steel is forged
Not only are the length and breadth
Of ship decided upon, but the naval
constructor can tell to an ounce how
much water she will displace when her
armor and guns are mounted upon her,
how many times her propellers will re-
volve in minute with given pressure
OF steam and how many tons of coal
an hour must be consumed to attain a
certain rate of speed. London Graphic.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
The WINGS Of Time.

Methuselah was walking in his gar
den.
My goodness" he exclaimed sudden
~, there's another flower on that CEN
tury plant Why, it seems but yester-
day since plucked blossom from it,
He walked slowly toward an oak tree
200 years old which he had tenderly
raised from an acorn.
"Ah, me-" he unused, 'how time
6iesw Harper's Weekly.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
His Gloomy Life.

what" asked the sweet girl, twas
the happiest moment of your life?'
THE happiest moment of my life,"
answered the old bachelor, s'was when
the jeweler took back an engagement
ring and gave me sleeve links in ex-
change"
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

Mrs. Rose Did your husband ever
have more than one love affair? Mrs.
Pose-Oh. only one. believe! Mrs
Rose And that was when he fell in
love with you? Mrs. Pose Oh, dear
no! He had fallen in love with him.
self long before he had met me.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Good SALESMAN.

Chums: Shopman recommending
necktie of an atrocious pattern) But
wouldn't you like one like that? am
selling lot of them this year.
Sarcastic Youth-Indeedl How very
clever Of YOU
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Inquiry as TO q Lioldup,

She (sternly) Why were you so late
last night? He (apologetically)--I was
held up on my way home. She (still
sternly) We're You too far gone to
walk alone Baltimore American.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
TwIce rwo.

''Do you really believe two heads are
better than oneg'
'.Give 1t up. but know we wouldn't
amount to much without foreheads -
Philadelphia Ledger
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

The mother Of the king Of Portugal
is said to have been bankrupted
through her passion for dress. The
king has virtually banished her to
Italy
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

Dentist-I've filed all your teeth that
have cavities, sir. Mahoney Well,
thin, fiji th' rIst av thin too. Thin
whin tn cavities come they'll be al
ready filled b'gobs! Puck.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Woman IN Medicine.

First Lady Doctor-He is sleeping
now and is certainly recovering. He
proposed TO ne this morning. Second
Lady indeed He was proba-
bly, dellrious. Boston Transcript.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
NEWSPAPER FoR SALE

eS-~r~~~-~>N<e~~r~S~~~~l~s~-
PAPER and plant in hustiing 500
town In North Dakota; Office well
equipped with news, ad and job type:
good newspaper and Job presses--all
nearly new--good circulation, advertise
ing and job patronage III health COM
peis the owner TO sell at great sacri-
1ce. For genuine snap. address No.
8, care Forum, Fargo, N. ID.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

Don't judge a man by his failures In
life, for many man fails because he
y too honest to succeed sArkadelphia
(Ark) Southern Standard.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
ElIRe SrnREn

2 |N-N|~1N~N|O~@~N|ONN~~N
DENIS BROS. insure and repair YOU
furs during summer. los Broadway
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
WANTED AT oNcE-Good man 10 4,

WANTED AT ONCE-Good man to act
as assistant superintendent for Far
go and vicinity and organize sections
in the Insurance department of Knights
OF Pythias now issuing certificates on
the legal reserve basis. Address G. o.
Raugust Superintendent for North Da-
kota, ms. Dept, X of p, Washburn,
n. d.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01


COMMERCIAL HOTEL, Abercrombie,
under new management Everything
replete with comfort Fine cuisine.
sample room for commercial travellers.
p0rters meet all trains. Rates 81 and
$I.s0 day. Telephone connection.
Carl w Timmreck. proprietor.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
HOTEL FoR SALE,


A GOOD LOCATION, nice trade, only
hotel in town. Write for terms. Adj
dress Box IS, Bantry, n. Oak.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
POSITION WANTED.

~~-~~~~~~~NN~0~O~~~ -~~~-~o-~-~-~~-~~~N
WANTED-Position in Fargo by good,
experienced lady bookkeeper, can
furnish best of references. Address
No. 6, care Forum
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

WAN ED--Registered assistant phar-
macist. Write, stating wages want
ed, etc, in full. No cigarette smoker
or whisky drinker wanted. Address 18
care Forum.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

FOR SALE-Lot abutting Milwaukee
tracks, one block from car line, ex-
cellent, for wholesale house or factory
site or residence, 50x140 feets Price
500 II taken at once. Pay $50 down,
balance SO a month at per cent
W-27, care Forum, Fargo.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

WANT D--Blacksmith. i have the
best shop and location in Yellowstone
valley, Will sell half interest or pay
good wages by the day Write at once
to e. 3. Ray, Sidney Mont.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

WANTED-Men to have their razors
ground. Donahue & Licther,
Eighth street south.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01
Fargo Wants.

Rates for Classified Advertising One
cent word First Time, One-half cent
a word each insertion thereafter. No
charge less than 10 cents for any one
ad. Terms, cash, unless advertiser has
contract.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-04-01

WE MAKE collections, taking over
your regular accounts or get the
money on the hard ones. Full facIli-
ties to handle all business. Commerce
iai Adjustment Co. Thos. Hall. Mgr.