The times dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1903-1914, 1907-02-14

President Alderman, OF the University
of Virginia, does not agree with you
He was the first outsider to write and
approve the Richmond movement. But
pr. Alderman is very broad in his views.
between two universities than there is
between two lighthouses.
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Jeff Davis intimates that there will be
something doing In the Senate the min
ute no arrives. The non-Arkansas public,
however, will rely upon the doorkeepcr
at least to pry jeff away from his brass
knucls.
"Who reads Shakespeare now?" queries
Iarper's Weekly, ignoring the fact that
II makes no difference. A great many
people read Bernard Shaw, who, by his
own confession, is q whole lot better,
An official of tho geological survey
says that the coal supply will run out i'll
less than 200 years. Postority will never
go unfuelled, however, as long as the
Congressional Record maintains It's pres
Ont circulation.
'.What is the moral of the Thaw cuse?"
demands q contemporary, as though the,
unaded and naked oyc could not reveal
that there is nothing moral about 1t.
,.Plesldcnt Castro is alive and doing
well,' says Il news story. Comment ja
suspended until information arrives as
to who it is that the Don Is doing well.
One of the most interesting political
pictures of modern times will be that of.
Chauncey M Depcw accepting salary
raise from a grateful country.
If the Interstate Commerce; Commits
sion isn't careful Mr.. Hartman may de-
eide to abolish 1t and convert the u, 5.
into q protectoratc.
An expcrt alienist has declared that
Harry Thaw was insane, but obstinate
people, none the less, refuse to give UP
the theory.
Stlll--senator Bailey has called another
man liar. The Texan seems to think
that no is MS good as President OF the
United States.
A Minnesota man says that the United
states could crush japan in two weeks
Undoubtedly, lIobson Is the muscular
man all right.
Just as tenIHuNe su5scst'o.t -
course, Why not give Chancellor Day q
liza nnpointment as ambassador to the
Philippines?
Valuable paintings were stolen N Lon-
don the other night but none OF them, as
luck would have It, OF Mrs. Harry 'lIa"'
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| nm professions may be OYercroWded,
| but you can still get q snug pertn WIN
| the pullman Company for around o..
William Loeb Jr, could readily SCI
400 words on what his employer received
from Mr.. Foraker this morning.
"Has Congress gone crazy?'' ejaculate
| tho Raleigh Times. Probably 1t was sim
/, ply born that way
Which side will carry your money y
| the threatened war between Captain
/ lIobson and japan?
4 "l3lizzard Is said to be purel
! American word. The complaint Itself ]
/ international, however.
senator I,aileys opponents are the In
ycntors of the inyestigatory near-vlndlta
i ton.
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IL Delmus is a cornicld lawyer. sc
much the better for the American corn
field.
Count Boni announces that he viii no
commit suicide yet, and awaits the cheers
And tha company that owned the sunl
steamer was Anown AZ the Joy line,
Mr., Tillnnn, too, will doubtless sc
his quota of very comic valentines.
.
And mink OF the oysters Rockofclle
mislt have bought for sa2,o0o,Qoo
y Many a better man has had fewer bog
raphers than Mr. Harry Thhw