davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

leather collar, and it is the buckles OF
these collars that this old Basque shep-
herd and some Of these other Sierra
shepherds make in the course of their
lonely days. Sometimes a buckle rep
resents summers work, for some Of
them are very elaborate Some are in
the semblance Of saints or angels,
some have the monograms Of the sheep
owners or of the shepherds in curious
designs. All are patiently cut, bit by
bit, with the pocketknife of the shep-
herd.-Exchange.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

solitary marksfaan, VINO from time to
time sent bullet unpleasantly close
At last the general turned to his order
ly-a Pathan sowar-and told him to
dismount, take his carbine and try and
stalk the mountaineer. The sowar
started off, and presently there was a
crack and gray bearded old Afridi
tumbled headlong down the mountain
side. The sowar rejoined and fell into
his place.
"Well done" said the general. "But
how on earth did you manage it so
easily?"
"Oh,' replied the sowar, II knew his
habits. He was my father."-London
Truth.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Poems, Pictures and Songs.

It takes all kinds Of people to make
up world and all kinds of poetry to-
make up world literature Despite
the efforts Of the critics to lay down
definite canons Of judgment for the
literary, pictorial and musical arts
most Of US continue to like poem,
picture or song for no better reason
than because we like it. It appeals to-
us, and II it does that it is for us a
true poem, picture or song. Whether
it is to be classed among the great
products OF art is another question.
That depends upon the universally
and permanence Of the appeal it
makes.-Current Literature.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Sentiment In ! Pawn.hon

sentiment FaWnSn0Ps
A watch had just passed from the
hands of seedy young man into those
Of pawnbroker. Before the young
man got out Of the shop the broker
called him back.
Here's picture woman's pic.
ture-in the back Of this watch he
said. You'd better take 1t OUT
The young man blushed.
ut isn't worth WHILE he said. "I'li
redeem the thing in a week or two
Maybe you will and maybe you
won't" retorted the broker "You nev.
er can tell about these things. I may
not be strong on sentiment, but one
thing insist on is that no man shall
leave woman's picture in watch
that he pawns here New York Press
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Where Fat Is Beauty.

In Iunls when man wants to take
another wife he picks out a girl and
then carries to her father a pair Of
bracelets and pair of anklets from
one of the other ladies of his house
hold. The bracelets and anklets are
slipped on the young woman, and sew
eral months are allowed for her fat
tening. She must fatten until she
completely fills the four ornaments or
otherwise the man has a right to re-
fuse her, for in Tunis fat is beauty,
and permanently slender girl has no
chance Of marriage.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
LACKING In Humor,

Little Robbie was entertaining Mr..
Geezeley while Miss Tripperson was
upstairs adjusting her back hair and
giving her face few final dabs with
the powder puff.
My sister says you amt got no idea
Of humor," said Robbie.
Indeed" Mr.. Geezeley returned.
"When did she say that?"
"Jist after you was here the last
time. She said she seen you lookin'
at yourself in the mirror several times.
and you never laughed wunst."-Cleve-
land Leader.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
DIET AND SLEEP.

Eating Before Retiring and Digestion
During Siumber.
Diet has little influence on sleep ex-
cept in so far as it may produce dis
turbances of digestion and through
these Of the general balance Of health.
The hypnotic effects of certain foods.
such as onions, lettuce. milk. etc., are
chiefly imaginary. Even the time of
the last meal of the day is of relative
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Knew His Habits.

The following anecdote is given by
an Indian officer as illustrative of the
manners and customs of the willy
Pathan: A certain general and his
staff, while vending their way through
one of the narrowest valleys Of Tirah,
- saanzad hv the attentions of
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Very Steady.

Relative-Well. l sincerely hope you
Will be happy with him, Mandy, Is
he steady young man? Miss Mandy
Steady! My goodness, Aunt Judy,
he's been coming to see me for more
than eleven years-London Punch.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Trihinu Eaxors.

Mrs. Jones-That old maid next door
Is the most brazen borrower l know!
Mrs. Brown = Indeed! Mrs. Jones
Yes. Why, only yesterday she came
over to inquire If she could borrow
my husband for an hour to clean her
sewing machine, thrash man who
had insulted her and discharge her
coOk.-LOndon Scraps.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

Mrs. Paul Olsen of Lamberton spent
Sunday here with her parents, Mr..
and Mrs. G.. Baltrusch.
Andrew Mack, who was taken from
the hospital to his home in Cottonwood
the forepart of the week, suffered a
relapse on Saturday and is now in a
precarious condition..
The president has a good constitu-
ton. He may stretch it and strain it
at times, but he is too healthy man
to carry an umbrella, wear ear muffs
or put on galoshes. However, the
president, as the foe of the new natio-
nal peril-nature faking-wilI proba-
bly, burst a few blood vessels or
wrench his back when he reads the re-
port of a meeting of fishermen some
where out west. .
At that meeting Sam Peters told of
the habits of catfish down on the Kan
sas bayou. He said that these catfish
crawled out of the creek every night,
gallivanted oyer his ranch, caught the
rats in the barn and then climbed the
back fence and mewed so loud that the
only way to get rid of them was to fill
them full of buckshot.
Another man at that meeting said he
was fishing for trout in Oklahoma dur
ing the last cyclone season. A big
trout leaped for the fly just as cy-
clone hit the fish pond. The cyclone
had upset barnyard before reaching
the pond and had blown all the feath-
ers off the chickens. These feathers
struck the trout as he was flying
through the air and made him look
like porcupine. The man landed the
fish, however, and next day entered
him in the county chicken show and
took the blue ribbon for a new breed
of duck. w ashington Star.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Regal Maanif;eenee.

Regal Maqnificenee.
The Muckroyds have a new nat, I
believe
Eyes, and it is something magnif-
cent too. The bathroom is so spacious
that 1t Is possible to have two Turkish
towels in it at once."-Judge.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Pretty Bad.

"Well,'' asked Stinjay, what do you
think Of the cigar? My doctor especial
~ recommended that brand to me-
"H'm!" coughed Knox. $50 he wants
to cure you of the tobacco habit, Ell ?''
Philadelphia Press.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

ton of the songs and characteristic
dancing of the southern darby that the
spectator is kept in an interested and
amused state of mind from the rise of
the curtain until it's fall. Our theatre
patrons will have chance to see this
great play of life in the south, as it
appears on next Friday evening at the
Turner Theatre.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
Her Mission.

"She always reminds me of public
Office
"That's curious
mot SO very. She's continually seek
ing the man, you know Chicago Rec
ords.Herald
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

A noble heart, like the sun. showeth
Its greatest countenance in It's lowest
estate.-Sidney.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

Woman is thing of beauty and an
Expense forever.-Life.
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

many cities where it has been given
the audiences are Of larger and larger
proportions. It is a play which can
be seen, again and again with renewed
interest for its story of life in the
south is such strong one, its char
acters so interesting, and there is with
al SO much fun, such beautiful
scenery, such pretty and quaint cos
tuning and such a good representa-
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

The south has furnished material
for number Of plays which have
been very popular in public esteem
and obtained large pecuniary returns.
But the play which is now pre-eminent
in favor, in fact, the only one dealing
with southern life which is now prom
inently before the public, is Lottie
Blair Parker's 'Under Southern
Skies.' Other southern plays there
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23

may be, but as no recent play of New
England life equals in popularity or
interest the same authors "sWay
Down East" so no other of the newer
plays dealing with life in the south,
approaches ''Under Southern Skies. -
The play is now in its seventh season.
1t has charmed and amused thousands
of people since it's first presentation,
and with each succeeding visit to the
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1907-10-23
WEEKS MAIL AT THE POsTOFFICE
Over Twenty Thousand Pieces
Were Counted in Seven Days.

Complying with instructions from
the department at Washington, the To-
cal postoffice employees counted every
piece of mail of each class that went
through the Office during the week be-
ginning Oct. 18th. From inform alton
furnished by Postmaster Peterson 1t
appears that the total number of pieces
handled was q, $50, divided as follows:
Letters ................. 1861
Postal cards. ... ... 1888
Other first class matter AZ
Second class matter. . 5,72O
Third class matter ........... 2,754
Fourth class matter 126
Penalty matter 22U
The revenue on the above was as
given below:
Letters. S219.72
Postal cards. 24.18
Other first class matter. 2.06
Second class m after ... 1853
Third class On after. .......... 3l.36
Fourth class matter. ..... $50
Postmaster Peterson says that the
weeks business was not up to the aver
age, but for all that the figures quoted
give an excellent idea of the amount
of work that is being performed daily
by the local government employees.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

y cork Leg said tbc dealer Why9
man y cork log would erunblc under
You LIKE u igg OF bread You don't want
II corr les, bul an elm or Willow one
A leg Was never made OF cork since
The world beginning. Hut many people
think AZ. you do and I'll tell you how
the faliacy originated. Tho inventor II
the modern ARTIFICIAL l,s the leg In
stead of the stick VAS John Cork
Cork $ legs. or cork legs, We're famous
around $50 aud whenever a nsH
makes youl mistake. he pays IN un-
conscious trlbut" "a G'ork'S Skill
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16
HE KILLED THE WRONG HEN.
Jenkins. Seeking Vengeance, Made
NAV With Els SUNDAY linner

Way with Ills Sunday Dinner.
I've got chickens galore" remarked
Jenkins, biting into a cold boiled egg, but
they're not mine. You see. nearly every
neghhor in our block keeps I; bunch of
chickens. and they all stay in my back
yard First thing when | get up In the
morning, they're all there, cackling to
beat the band: and there they stay until
o'clock at night. Then they go home to
be fed.
"Drive EN- out? Why. man, I've driven
those chickens from the yard Il thousand
times. but they always come right back I
complained bitterly to the neighDors about
1t. and suggested that they fence their
chickens in. They said IL ! didn't like it.
I'd better fence my yard in. Impossible
to nave Il garden. You know. Fool chick
ems pick the seed out faster than we can
plant EN-.
II remember last year my wife and I
put in dandy garden. Figured on saving
enough to buy our winter fuel. But we
hadn't reckonea on the neighbors' chick
ems. They simply ruined that garden.
Made me awful hot, and consulted law
yer. He told me it wouldn't hardly pay
TO bring suit over such a small matter.
but he said the law allowed a man to keep
other peoples chickens or animals off his
premises. and do it by force if necessary.
He said if caught chicken on my prop
erty | had the privilege of killing it. pro-
NlulnS L Threw lile .DOGy or SAID chicken
into the alley. or the yard where 1t came
from.
II fell, considerably strengthened by this
advice. and went home with a firm deter
mination to send {. few chickens TO the
higher roostinS place. If the slightest
chance was offered. Well. sir, maybe you
don't believe it, but there wasn't fowl
of any description in the back yard when
! reached home. But there was big fat
hen in the shed. ] stumbled on her when
l went after bucket of coal
" 'Now's the time | says to myself, and
/ grabbed that hen and put her to a sud-
den and violent death. Then rushed out
of the shed, and threw the body over into
the next yard.
II walked into the house and accosted
my wife. Mrs. Jenkins, said. beginning
to feel a bit worried, now that had adopt
ed extreme measures; 1 captured neigh
bor's chicken IN our shed and killed 1t. 1
threw the body into their yard az a silent
warning. WHAT
Why Benjamin Jenkinsn exclaimed
my wife in amazement. That hen was for
our Sunday dinner bought it from the
store this morning"
The really great and the genuinely
good men are usually very close of kin.
Love is blind, especially when a fel.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

Canada as Lords day ati recently
passed pfo2iei9s tItsN il shall he pl.laY-
ful on Sunday 70 eagaee ~ ans public
slne az ennics foi g,ifl cr - be pres
rnt al any performance or public meet
lns, elsewhere than Ia a GRuieh. nj
which II fec IS charged or 10 r,iii. ceIl-
unct or convey ANY excursion On wh,h
passengers 'erc oonNayrd for hie. on TO
advertise amy leeformlileo, sl 10 brim.;
Into Gfnada ron sale on dis butinr or
W sell oi distribute on the l.pl5i's day
nny forrisi newspaper or publication
NlASSl.iel as n ltnANGnalll.r
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

SEC. 10. Sample ballots. The county
auditor of each county shall, at least M
teen days preceding III" primary election.
cause 10 be printed Sample ballots of each
political party and the words, IS NMPI II
BALI.DT'' shall be printed near the top of
each of such ballots in large capital let
teYs and Immediately thereafter Shall mail
one of such sample ballots 10 each can,Ii-
date Who is entitled 10 have his name
printed on the official urinary ballot of
any party in any precinct III his county 10
til. postofiicc address of such tlnCidate as
given IN his nomination paper or affidavit.
as the case may be. filed in the auditors
Office or as certified To him by the secre-
tary of state. and one to the chairman of
the country central COMMITTEES. If any. of
each political party i'll his county to his
usual postoftice address known to the
auditor, or as ascertaincd by him; and
| such auditor shall correct any errors and
| omissions brought to his Knowledge prior
TO the printing of the official ballot.
Sec. l6 Supplies-poll books. An
necessary election supplies including poli
books as provided by law, for the. general
election together with sufficient humber
of official primary ballots of each marty
shall be furnished for the primary cleo
auditor, and SUCH poll books shall contain
dates Of the several parties for the differ
ent offices to be written In, and blank
spaces for entering by the clerks the
| names Of the electors voting at said nris
mary election; and upon the pages pro-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

vi.led for entering the names of said vot-
tors there shall he ruled spaces for the
listing of the names of said voters and for
the designation of the party ticket voted
by said clector in manner and form sub
sfAn1iallN as follnWS:
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

The feature Of one of the SAN Fran
cisco fheatei programs is moving pie
lures of tie city's streets and other
public placea beiore the fire.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

A Berlin scientist has made 10000
examinations TO get to the conclusion
that woman's brain is undoubtedly
GJnailer than mans.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

college OF foreign languages has
been opened in Canton, China. the port
from which most immigrants sail to
iGistants parts of the globe.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16

The really great and the genuinely
good men are usually very close of kin.
Love Is blind. especially when a fel.
low is in love with himself.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1907-05-16
PRIMARY ELECTION hAUQ
st Nc
GENERAL ASSEMBLY,


listers = This act shlil be allowed 10 ~
'eNe ,he ballot III ray political ,,.nY X
.epi that with which he is enrolled mt
fs 'niy change his enrolment as h.resl-
@Iiaf provided rhe county auditor sha
hseA:FT iDr each voting ll;c''incl ,wo ii
~ above nir:ltipnca as.s Guly certiiis,i
~ !! III. ard aiken iuom tna pJll books 81
"a. ,asi preceding primary ccciis... which
ne sfail deliver 20 h" succeeding prusli.
ri#csss'i teaItts IN the Nedr silrteen iiu ~
cred Ten tnd b.enniany the.c .fttr. Ut loass
% Gay '.spi 10 tn.- day ~ the primary
e'orilail nna which list together WIN tae
be rtlli's,ga to IN. SAID auditor in rood
'@iia,iei WITHIN twenty-.,ur hours att I
the i'i.aiy eiection, TO be preserved rs
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-27
AWFUL EFFECT OF ECZEMA.

Covered with yellow Sores-Grew
Worse-Parents DtscournEed-Cu-
tIcura Drove. Sores Away.
"OQr little girl, one year and half
old, w&s taken with eczema or that was
what the doctor called 1t. We took her
to three doctors but this time she was
nothing but a yellow, greenish sore.
One morning we discovered little vel
low pimple on one of her eyes. Doctor
No. 3 said that We had better take her
to some eye specialist, since 1t was an
ulcer. So we went to OSwego to Doctor
No. l. and he said the eyesight was
gone. We were nearly discouraged. hut
l thought we would try the Cuticura
Treatment. so purchased a set OF Cuti-
cura Remedies which cost me 81. and
in three days of daughter, who had
been sick about eight months, showed
great Improvement, and in one week all
sores had disappeared. or course it
could not restore the eyesight, but il
we had used Cuticura in time l am con
fdent that II would have saved the eye.
Mrs, FRANK Abbott Il. f, T. No. o Full
ton, Oswego Co. N. Y, Aug. Il, 1906. -
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-27
CARTER co. VICTORIOUS.
U. s. Court Says 1t Is Exclusively
Entitled to Red Package for pills.

U. s. Court Says 1t Is Exclusively
Entitled to Red Package for pills.
The Carter Medicine Co., of New
York. states that its exclusive right as
owner of Little Liver Pills to the red
package has just been again confirmed
by two important DEGREES Of the United
States Circuit Court sitting at Trenton,
n. J. 1t says: THE suit of the Carter
Medicine Co., in that court, for an in
junction restraining q Camden IN. j.
pill manufacturer from using red
colored package for his preparation Is
decided in favor of the Carter Co. A
similar result occurs in a suit to enjOin
a retail druggist from selling pills in
red packages. Both actions were con-
tested
''The court decides that the Carter
Medicine Co. has for many years had
the sole and exclusive right to the use
of red-colored wrappers and labels
upon small round packages of liver
pills, and says that the right was ac-
quired by the adoption of that color
more than thirty years ago, and by its
continuous use ever since. The de-
PENDANT in each case is permanently en-
Joined from manufacturing or putting
up any liver pills in such red colored
packages, and also from selling any
pills in red packages, except the genu-
inc Carriers.
''The DEGREES direct the defendants,
among other things, to deliver up to
the Carter Co., for destruction, all in
fringing wrappers, packages, bottles,
etc. The defendants are required to
account to the complainant, and to pay
the damages found due, as we'll as to
the costs of the action"
While the Carter Medicine Com
pany's sole right to the red package
has been upheld by many previous ad-
Indications, these decisions are consid-
cred of especial Importance, in view OF
the high character and standing of the
court which pronounced them.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1907-07-27

girls were al in fiutter of excitement,
he took it all very eoolly.
why, Mr.. St. C'air," / cried. exasper-
ated at his cold and almost disinterested
behavior. ''whv don't YOU act a mans
part. to take her away from that mans
embrace, to compel her TO quit her lover,
and cling to you. her loyal husband"
But Blanche = he stammered. in his
excitement calling me by my fret name,
let me explain "No!" / cried,
"there Is no time for any explanation,
let your wife rather explain
My wife? She is not nay wife" he
cried.
Not your wite?" shrieked the girls in
chorus.
"No, you had all made mp your minds
to have her be my wife, so I thought it
would be sport to have her play the part
Of 3 wife for time"
But who Is she ?" l cried
My sister. my only sister, and now.
as You ahticed, she is to become my
schoolmate's wife"
oh" | mTmured family. for my
heart was beating so loudly that l felt
sure all present could hear it,
The girls somewhat suddenly retired,
leaving Mr.. St. Clair and me alone, out
in the moonlight"
"0h, Blanche" said he, my little SIS
ter is soon to be Toms wife. and l shall
have no one left to love me. although
love some one very -@arly.'
DO you!" | murmured. trying to APP
pear calm. Who is it, Mr.. ST. Clair, if
may ask, that you love so dearly?"
You cannot but know that it is your
self, dearest Blanche"
And l don't know how it came that
soon my answer was smothered in his
strong arms. The following morning
Dicks sister whispered in my ear, Il am
engaged. too."-Miss Augusta f. Elkin
in Hartford Times