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The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
An Old Factory.

A buried mandatory of the Roman
or early Christian epoch has been &C.
cidentally discovered Is meters be.
meath the soil at Sarno in the Cam.
pania, Italy. The place has not yet
been thoroughly explored, but the re.
mains of marble pavement and of
shelves, vases, and mural and ceiling
paintings of Pompeiian type in good
state of preservation are noted among
the finds.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Lye Ruins Eyeglasses.

A Ludlow woman learned by expert
ence what any chemist could have
told her. that I've will ruin eyeglasses.
The woman was making soap and
splashed a drop or two of the mixture
on her glasses.
She took cloth and endeavored to
clean them, but was amazed to find
that all the colors of the rainbow were
reflected in the lenses. No amount of
washing would remove the colors, and
It was necessary to get new glasses.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
A Bio Sturoeon.

The largest sturgeon which has ever
been landed at Aberdeen, was ex-
osed for sale recently, at the fish
market. The fish was caught by a 10.
cal trawler, at the northern fishing
grounds, and when weighed at Aber.
!een turned the scale at $50 pounds.
It was nine feet three inches in
length, by about five feet in girth, and
vas sold by auction. Bidding was
keen, and at SO IS the sturgeon was
knocked down.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Caught.
''Pm very sorry, but can't pay that
bill to-day. You see. the butcher has
Just been here and"
"Yes," said the grocer. Il just met
him, and he said you put him off be-
cause you had 10 pay me. Here's my
bill"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
All Were Convenient.

1T was real convenient for him." says
a Billville exchange. that when th3
train run over him and killed him he
was in the company of his uncle. who
is a lawyer; his brother, who is a
doctor, and his brother-in-law, who is
the town undertaker!'
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Real and Fanciful.

Conan Doyle had gone into actual
detective work.
Geo." he muttered to himself. But
! wish l had learned something about
the business before making Sherlock
do such stunts.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

To improve the general health, take
the blood, Graduates rheumatism and
many chronic ailments and keeps the
health good. Garfield Tea is made Of
herbs; It is guaranteed under the Pure
Food and Drugs Law. Garfield Tea Co.,
Brooklyn, n. Y.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

languid, nervous and lame in the
morning. Doan's Kidney Pills helped
me right away, and the great relief
that followed has been permanent"
Coster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
Sold by all dealers. SO cents a box.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Freak Potato Owned b,
Chicaqoan.

ern Iowa. It has the eyes. nostril
and mouth Of beast reused to anger
and the branch" potatoes grow out
on each side in almost perfect rela-
ton to resemble ears. Mr.. Williams
intends to treat the potato with pre-.
and present it to the local
high school.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Weary Willie.

Weary Willie.
There was a time, friend, when I
had more'n a thousand men working
for me-"
"You don't look like man that ever
hal1 control Of q thousand laborers.'
Il didn't say they were laborers;
they were taxpayers. was in the
workhouse!"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
WEAK PEOPLE
MADE STRONG AND ENERGETIC
BY DR.. WILLIAMS PINK PILLS.
General Breakdown Caused by Def.
cient Blood Quickly Corrected by
This Tonic Remedy.

This Tonic Remedy.
A feeling of general weakness, pool
appetite, loss Of breath after the slight
est exercise and broken sleep are some
Of the symptoms Of general debility.
You may think that they have no relation
to each other and that you will worry
along, hoping all the time to feel better
soon. This is mistake, for every one
Of the symptoms is caused by bad blood,
which must be made pure and new
before health will be restored again. A
tonic treatment is necessary and for this
purpose there is no better remedy than
DR.. Williams Pink Pills.
Mr.. j. g. Havey, Of So Willow St.,
Chelsea, Mass, says: 81 was sick for q
number of years from general debility
and Indigestion. Twas never free from
stomach trouble and my nerves were so
shattered that the least excitement un.
fitted me for any serious work. My
sleep was restless on account of terrible
pains in the small of my back. These
pains would sometimes last for month
or two. My sight grew weak, there seem.
ing to be q blur constantly before my
eyes. / couldn't concentrate my mind
on my work, and the attempt to do SO
completely exhausted me.
II was finally forced to give up q
position I had held for twenty.eight
years. After trying several medicines
without help, I read of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills and gave them trial. They
made me feel so much better and so
much stronger that I started in business
for myself here in Chelsea. I have
never had q return of nv former sick.
ness and cheerfully recommend DR.. vii.
iams' Pink Pills as an excellent nerve
and blood tonic.''
DR.. Williams Pink Pills have long
been recognized as an excellent tonic
remedy in cases Of indigestion and gen.
eral debility, where the stomach and
other organs Of the body are weakened
and disordered simply through lack Of
proper nourishment. They have also
been especially successful in curing
an@mia, rheumatism, after. effects of the
grip and fevers.
A pamphlet on Diseases Of tho
Blood" and q copy of our diet book win
be sent free on request tol anyone inter.
ested.
Dr.. Williams Pink Pills arc sold by
all druggists, or sent, postpaid, on receipt
Of price, 50 cents per box, six boxes for
$3.50, by the DR.. Williams Medicine
Company, Schenectady, n. z.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

q. .. DIP, WASH AND DIsINFECTANT
The Best and Cheapest,
I GALLON MAKES 100 GALLONS.
Dip. wash or spray. gal. 75c; gal. 81.
3 gals 3. Write for 80 page booklet.
N. w. Hide & Fur Co.. Minnea polls, Mimi
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
His Own Business.

Cittiman-Look here, sir. didn't you
warrant the horse you sold me yester-
day to be without fault?
David Harum-Yes, amt he?
Cittiman-No, sir, he is not; he in
terferes.
David Harum-Wal, don't see as
you hev any reason fur complainin'
about that. He don't interfere with
anybody but himself, does he?
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
POTATO LOOKS LIKE ANIMAL.
Vegetable Dug Up In Iowa 10 Elk.
hibited at Highland Park.

A potato of odd shape is being ex-
htbited In Highland Park, Chicago, by
F. B. Williams. The vegetable freak
was sent to him by his brother, Frank
M. Williams, of Dubuque. Iowa. The
potato was dug up on a farm in west
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Hit Back.

Mrs. Hastie--I had a dozen propos-
ais before yours! All from smarter
men than You, too!
Mr.. Hastie-1'hey must have been.
How else did they manage to get out
of 1t.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Thousands tell Of
cures made by
Doan's Kidney Pills.
John G. Coleman, a
prominent merchant
Of Swainsboro, Ca,
says: "For several
years my kidneys
were affected, and
my back ached day
and night. I was
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Covered His Heart.

That is rather shabby pair of
trousers you have ON for a man of
your position"
Yes, sir; but clothes do not make
the man. What if my trousers are
shabby and worn, sir? They cover a
warm hearth"
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
A Bigger Target.

Sportsman (wishing for fresh fields
to conquer)-I should like to try my
hand at big game.
Ignorant Youth-Yes; l suppose you
find it very hard to hit these little
birds!
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
A Great Surprise.

y Great Surprise.
Grandma-Were you surprised to
have me come and visit you?
Johnny-Not so surprised as NAM
ma was.
Grandma-Why, she knew I was
coming.
Johnny-Yes; what she was sur
prised at was papa's language when
she told him about it.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

DAC0TAH BRAND PANTS, SHIRTS
And Mackinaws. guaranteed to wear We
replace them II they don't, demand them
Of your dealer. Daootah Mfg. Co., st. Paul
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Getting religion Is like getting in
love-you don't want q crowd around
when you get 1t.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

The only thing We can recommend
to women for the management Of
husband 10 to feed him and trust to
luck.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

SHIP YOUR CREAM
70 Crescent Creamery Co.. st. Paul. MINI.
Write to-day for tags and prices.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

There are times when words fail
man-but If he has wife it doesn't
matter much.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Ever occur to you that there is a
good deal Of pleasure in being shock
od7
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Or. J. n. RlNDLAus, (specIalist).
Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat,
Fargo, N. ..

Not Necessary.
Hewitt-Are you going away this
summer?
Jewett-I may not have to; my wife
may co."
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

HIDES, FURs. WOOL, PELTs, ETC.
To get full value. ship to the old reliable
N. w. Hide & Fur Co.. Minneapolis, MINI.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Mss. Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
n3mmation aiiays pain. wind collie. sc bottle
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Perfectly simple and simply perfect is
dyeing with PUTNAM FADEl. less
DYES. lOc per package.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

HIGHER CREAM PRICES.
Write us to-day for particulars and tags.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
A LONDON DoUeLE.pEckER.

This is the electrobus, new type
Of passenger vehicle which will short.
ly be placed in service on the streets
of London. 1t has speed of 12 miles
an hour and runs quite silently.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Wireless Message Far Away.
A wireless telegraph station at
Point Iona, Cal, recently picked up
message which battleship of the
Atlantic coast was sending to Wash
ington.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30

Our idea Of q great coward is a man
who won't fight when he is drunk.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
Krause,s Cold Cure.

For cold in head, throat, chest or back.
Best remedy for La Grippe. Druggists, 25c.
The Wahpeton times. [volume] (Wahpeton, Richland County, Dakota [N.D.]) 1879-1919, 1907-05-30
sAckAcHE Is klpNEYAcHE.
Cure the Kidneys and tho Pain Will
Never Return.

Only one way to cure an aching
back. Cure the cause, the kidneys.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24

ing for him release from prison ano
advancement in the favor of the king.
1t is pitiful to read the appeal OF
Joseph to the man whose dream he had
interpreted that when things were
we'll with him he would "shew kind
ness and make mention of me unto
Pharaoh. and bring me out of this
house. was stolen out of the land
OF the Hebrews and have done nothing
that they should put me into the dun
geon' Joseph felt his hopeless con-
dition from worldly point of view,
ne had been sold to slavery. thought
to be dead by his father. and had no
friends to secure his release from un-
just sentence. These years of slavery
! and imprisonment were however ones
for the making of character. He was
sold little thoughtless boy. he came
from prison thoughtful man, all
resentment toward his brothers was
gone. he was ready to assume place
in Egypt next to that of the supreme
ruler himself. So let the men and
women on whom life's burdens wei yh
! heavily take courage that it may be
only for season and that the DAYS
of hardness are but preparation for
better days to come. St. Paul saws
| that our trials here but fit us for a
far exceeding glory in the hereafter
to which all are hurrying on. Those
with no hope in God and future life
are indeed to be pitied when their
lines fall in hard places, for they can
not feel that it is only for a season
and soon will come reward and bright
err days. freed from earthly pain and
trials.
The man in prison who was much
pleased to have his dream told hlm
went out to find the kings favor and
the record says he forgot all about
Joseph, showing human nature then
the same as now. Later on. Pharoah
having a dream needing interpreted
ton. the man did recall the power of
his fellow prisoner in this direction
and was the means of bringing Joseph
before the king and thus &C, emphasized
his deliverance. The righteous God
fearing Joseph at last came to his
reward.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24
Sunday School Column.
Side Lights on Next Sundays Les.
son for Teachers and Pupils.
BY CHAs. K. MEYERS.

April 28--Gen. 80 20 to 4O:15. Jo-
seph Faithful in Prison.
The lesson OF this date relates to
those years in the life of Joseph when
he was enduring temptation and I'M
dergoing punishment although an in
nocent man. The previous lesson told
how he came to be in Egypt, he was
sold as slave there by his brothers.
On arrival. he became the property
of an officer in the army of the reign
ing Pharoah named Potiphar. Joseph
became such a favorite with his mas
ter that he was given entire charge
of his business affairs. and handled
them most satisfactorily. The record
reads that Potiphar's wife fell in love
with the fair Jew and because Joseph,
being man of honor. would not
accede to her wishes for him to act
dishonorably, she reported to her hus-
band that he had taken advantage of
his position to make indecent advances.
and the slave was put in prison. Let
the language of Joseph be noted when
he refused to do as the wicked woman
wished. He said "How then can | do
this great wickedness. and sin against
Cod We have said before in speak
ing of Joseph that he was man
worthy of example. and his conduct
this time when under strong tempta-
ton shows him worthy of it. If all
persons with an enlightened conscience
would stop and consider the ''sin
against God when tempted to do
wrong. there would not be so much sin
and misery in the world. The trouble
is that God and the consequences of
dissipation are not counted. but only
the advantage and seeming pleasures
OF the present hour. Joseph was now
in the firery furnace of trial and on his
conduct at this time hinged his career
for the future.
Like many others after him. Joseph
was made to suffer for doing the right
and God-fearing thing. He was lied
about. and in no position to make the
truth known. and he went to prison
branded as one unworthy of confidence,
man taking advantage of the good
ness of his master to act outrageously.
His conscience was right however
and God did not desert him. although
the poor fellow was left to languish
in prison for many years. While there
he was called upon to interpret the
dreams of two fellow prisoners, and so
we'll did he do this that in after years
the incident was the means of gain
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24
A CHANGE IN CHURCHES.

There is gratifying proof of tn,
worlds progress in the fact that the
head of an institution supported by
public funds dares to talk as frankly
and tolerantly as President Mclean
of the Iowa State University has ex-
pressed himself in the following quo
tation. which we take from the Des
Moines Register and Leader: When
| was boy in an old Massachusetts,
village. he said. We were taught
that the Episcopalians who worshipped
across the way could have no hope OF
final redemption. That was because
our dogma differed from theirs. But
afterwards discovered that dogma is
not the essence of religion and that
ritual has nothing to do with the truth.
Ii the essence of Christianity does not
lie in ritual or in dogma. wherein
does it lie3 In love and in life. Our
study of biology has pointed US toward
higher and constantly higher devel-
opment. The hand in this rising scale
of life is Gods and Christ is the
revealer of this truth to US. He
didn't originate it. Christianity is
not new. He simply revealed and
enlarged the conception for our
sake. -
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24
Cured or Rheumatism

Mr.. VIM. Henry of Chattanooga.
Tenn. had rheumatism in his left
arm. 1.-The strength seemed to have
gone out of the muscles SO that it was
useless for work. he says. II ap-
piled Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
wrapped the arm in flannel at night.
and to my relief l found that the pain
gradually left me and the strength
returned. If troubled with rheuma-
tism try few applications of Pain
Balm. You are certain to be pleased
with the relief which it affords. For
sale by L. r. Blosser. Broadway
Druggist.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24

Black Hills farm lands afford a
better home for the Homeseeker and
are safer investment for the in
weston than land in any other portion
of the United States or Canada. For
information address: Bankers Land &
Investment Company, 800 Iowa Build
ing. Sioux City. la. C. C. Booth.
Manager.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24
Beware Of Ointments for Catarrh tina
Contain Mercury

as mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole
system when entering it through the mucous
surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reputable ply.
sicia MS. as the damage they will do is tenfold
the good you can possibly derive from them.
HAIRS Catarrh Cure. manufactured by +, j
Cheney y co Toledo, o. contains no mer-
curry and is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be
sure you get the genuine 1t is taken inter
nally and made in Toledo. Ohio, by Il. j,
Cheney \ Co. Testimonials free
sold by druggists. Price 75c per bottle
lake Halls Family Pills for constipation.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24


: Waldo Kahler was Charter Oak
visitor last week.
Coterie will meet with Mrs. B. j.
Sibbert on Thursday.
Sam Mccullough returned Saturday
from visit in Vail.
Mrs. Asa Dow of Dow City was a
Denison visitor Saturday.
Mrs. L. d. Ley is improving nicely
since her operation at the hospital.
All kinds of labor saving devices
for cleaning house at the Racket
store.
Miss Alice Saul and Miss Ruth
Cole were Dow City visitors last Sat
urday.
Mrs. John Kott expects to leave
the last of the week for visit in
Fl. Dodge.
Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Wagner of
West Side were the over Sunday
guests of Mrs. Sarah Wagner.
The human telephone for the deaf.
the latest hearing device. b. j Shaer-
er. Optician. Manning. Iowa.
MIR. and Mrs. Joseph Chamberlain
of Marshalltown. arrived Saturday to
visit his brother Mr.. f. C. Chamber
| lain.
Mrs. Geo. Bartholomew who has
been The guest of her sister Mrs. C.
F. Kuehnle went to Chicago Sunday
night.
Mrs. W. w. Ferguson and her
father Mr.. Mudgett who is here from
Clinton. were Omaha visitors last
Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. NJ. Clark moved
to Missouri Valley last week. Mr..
Clark expects to run from the Valley
to Sioux City.
Mr.. and Mrs. R. A. Romans. Mr..
and Mrs. c. L. Voss and Mrs. Haas
We're visiting at the Frank Woolston
home IN Ellis last week.
Our old friend Harry Crummons
has removed from Algona to Midland,
S. D. We wish him the best of good
fortune in his new location.
The Current Event club will have
a program upon Modern Art. Mrs. S.
|G. Wright will give a talk upon
Aramie art. subject which she can
treat from wide and deep study.
Good for every thing a salve is
used for and especially recommended
for Piles. That is what we say
about DeWitt's Carbolized Witch
Hazel Salve. That is what. twenty
years of usage has proven. Get the
original. Sold by Lamborn Drug Co
We heartily commend the appoint
ment of P. A. Smith of Scranton as
member Of the board of parole. Mr..
Smith is man of high character and
good purpose. He is brainy man, an
experienced man, large. hearted man
and we believe that both justice and
mercy will enter into his dealings
with the unfortunates of society. OF
lone thing we are sure, and that is
that he will be found to be moor
ruptible.
Penelope had a delightful meeting
with Mrs. C. L. Voss on Tuesday.
A large attendance were charmed with
the singing of Mrs. Voss' house
guest, Mrs. Schutt of Coon Rapids.
She has lovely voice that has had
the advantage of splendid cultivation.
Her songs are also very we'll chosen
and her singing gave unaioyed delight
to the ladies. Miss Haas accompanied
her with exquisite sympathy and fee.-
ing. Supper was served at small
tables decorated with pink carnations
and with imperial name cards that
were the happy inspiration Of Mrs.
Voss and were quite the cleverest
thing ever done. The very nice sup
per was served by the Mesdames
Martin, Voss. Alysworth and MISS
Gulick. Mesdames Auracher, Haas
and Mrs. Schutt were the out of town
guests.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1907-04-24
FOR SALE.

The j. P. Miller property on
Broadway corner. Of Main. Size of
ground SOxl5o feet. frame store
buildings. For price and terms see
Crawford County State Bank. lS-tf.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-06-01
RULE THAT WORKS WELL.
Prompt Service PIeases the Makers
of Appropriations.

"They have standing rule in the
office of the adjutant general of the
army" remarked a high government
official the other day, that might be
adopted with profit by other bureaus
of the government. The rule is that
every communication received from
member of congress, must be &C.
knowledged the day of its receipt.
That means not only that an answer
shall be prepared, but also that it shall
be actually delivered the same day.
Messengers are employed for delivery
purposes instead of the mails. This
plan is followed during the sessions
of congress, and also during the re-
cesses in the cases of congressman
still in Washington. Congressman are
naturally. pleased with this prompt
service, and show their appreciation
when the appropriations for the adju-
tant generals office are under eonsid-
GRAFTON. Consequently, the adjutant
general gets all the clerks and mes.
sengers he asks for, and is able to
carry his system of rapid correspond.
ence into successful execution. If 9th.
er bureaus of the government treated
the men who make the annual appro.
priations with the same consideration
they might in turn receive more lib
eral gifts from the national legisla-
ture. / regret to say that he cannot
do it in our bureau, for the simple rea-
son that we have not the employees to
put on that special work.