New-York tribune., 1907-08-18
DEBTS PATD P4INLESSLY.
The Simple Method of Getting Rich
HithOut WOrTy.

New York is now the worlds financial centre
Hence II is natural that this environment OF
thousand-doilar bills and mion-dolar default
ers should produce genuses. If money talks. it
is always best to sit possible 10 the
platform so as to catch every word it says.
The trouble with most people is that they try
to save "A dollar at the box Office by buying back
seat and thus miss all the fine points in the lect-
ure. Here in New York. though, the stacked
sponduliCks talk so loudly that even some ten
dollar-a-week Harlem clerks hear all the re-
marks and remember them well enough TO
whistle them through after the show is over.
Thus ii Is that great financial geniuses are
born. Thus the mEhtiest OF the race edu-
Gated the man whose patent method of lifting
mortgages painlessly (and without Gas) bids
fair to revolutionize the problem of living and
earning a living Speaking of his discovery
with all the caution called for by the announce
ment Of such a startling innovation. we cannot
repress our enthusiasm. The new get-rich-
unconsciously method fills long felt want; we
can put it TO use so advantageously, you know
Maybe you have heard of the good old scheme
Of saving pennies for the children. giving all the
nicEels you get in change 10 your wife for pin
money. and the other similar devices known 10
financial experts as forms of domestic tariff
Well the great genius 10 whose theory We are
going TO introduce YOU has developed this well
known principle Of the hod-up into a general
theory inetnOu or uHdHCt ATplii5 pi iAAS '''
sumption that everything n man does for him.
self is (a) worth money, and (b) pleasure or a
necessity gladly pays for. our hnanclaI
revolutionist has evolved the following proceed
IRE which, IL consistently practised. viii drive
the Salvation Army into rebating IN order 10
attract beuefcaries. For there VIII he no
more moor in the world. Let the man who
would be rich hang up i'll his domicile lttle
savings bank for each and every need he MINI
self can supply our genius began very hunDiy
with a tin box having slit in the top, into
which he deposited II cents every time ne
shaved himself. When his children needed
shoes. his wife abstracted funds from the re-
ceptacle and deposited slip of paper record
ing the amount taken out. In this manner the
genius found that between $13 and Si4 year
was being raised uuconsciousIy and liquidating
the debts contracted by nine pairs OF children
shoes BY simple extension OF the PROCEDURE
n box was installed for funds raised by honinG
the razor backing shoes, shampoolng, mani
curing. brushing teeth. pressing trousers sun
day evenings beating rugs going to the outcher
gbop walking to work instead of riding. making
new savings banks out Of cigar boxes instead OF
iu--inc, iron ones at the hardware store, ana
about thirty other more or less mentionahie 40
mestc activities, all worth paying for If one
had 10 do
MIR Genius declares that he never feels the
extraction Of dimes and quarters for these
manifold purposes ths sums are so small ana
the benefits are so tangible that il is like buy
ing a newspaper. He thus finds that, by extend
ING the system to other members of the family
he can forget every debt, current and chronic
4 series OF boxes is installed for his wife; the
good woman manages to save enough from her
,,i, money so as to contribute to her numerous
and clamorous savings banks whenever she
s,yeeps the parlor. cooks meal, washes WIN
dows spanks the children mends socks ana
rIavs the piano. The revenues aecrulng from
these various sources go to defray grocery bliIs'
clothing bills streetcar fare, and so on Thus
is every worry banished from MI Genus
happy household
I;uf as worries go riches come. BY the simple
exDedient of taking a new job every few days
Nv Genius Increase his revenues enormously
Thus. only the other uay he went INTO tle suide
business; riding down to the office on the sur
face car. he pointed out to himself all the i'm
rortant buildings, parks and monuments visible
from his seat and then deposited 90 cents IN
his 1ipper left hand vest pocket, where his see
;,,, Now York" savings bank located. In
like manner when he feels like going TO con-
corr he sits down and whistles or sings a series