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Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1907-03-15
Sreu fra Ole .. Strup.

Ti bar mpota9et @rep ira Ole y.
Strap, iom for no9le 9lar loen bpeoe
Sart Sownibip, men icnere fIptteoe
til gNaro 6Ountp, q. 3, bpor ban
tp9 80 glcres Somelteablano li0s peo
Spen Stanley. 81 bibiotter fpl0cnoe
Srloitptter af grepet;
-. Wan blir Ell Smule lion meo
Strlpnins p9 anbet, itaar man itfeian
babe IanosfrGnoer pmtring fig. meo
bpem man fan itoperle 5anter o9 SOeer.
Seq er nemlig De liolie 9lar tommen
laa lun9t, at je9 iitaa resne mig til
Socialilttrte, o9 ba pto ou, at Der blir
not al Wooltdno ug lioeh Spmpntbi at
faa politiite Srbitelier, iom je0 dltio
bar let for at tomme pp /. Selpislz
oeli9 baoer jtg bsnne raubne 9iorb Dds
tpta Folitit. Wlen bet er lite til aae
9ioet laa 9reit at Hare Yiifsn, oa lea
10 bellt lite ipurer MtunolGoeret, iom
Oh peo, mar bet 9jGloer at ilGa ct
Sla9 lor min e9ne 9lrbeioerbrpore -
6armerltnnoen 49, / Sroltiitc meo
Santor, Prpturntor eQer Yreit, iom
bar gGroom at brittle llg al. Set er
ltte laa 9relt at pore bare ligcIrem en-
norIf 6armer altio; man blir pant til
at faa pua Yuttelen. Set tar lang
BIB at fna 6armere pg andre glrbei=
oere til iamlet at beiri li9 fra &apita-
lllternss 9!Gg Seq bar @iipttuilor
/ Sonnet Der ct 9lnr; men 0cn QGre
pareoe life lGnge; je9 blep npt mine
StunosiUller for raoital. Sijor blep
jeg bog pal9t til StOleoirettpr, % MI
bar man 0ltIua Ell Sptialilt / Stnnlep
S6ool gonro. Set Ter lemt no ior
tre 9lar. Peronli9 er je9 in9cn "So=
cialiIt Grnnt" ipm life fan ie no0et
gOot hos andre. Seq CT f0r lP nno,
unnieet bpno Yarti be tilberer no0r be
bare Dil arbeloe for 9tei p0 NetiUrbio=
leb O9 babe itri'le Yrntiper operior
olle, IoriDnre olles 9iet, r0 itic bare
no9le fnas. Seq er inoe Tor 6o=ope-
ration o9 Sammenllutnin9 al Nnr.
mere til Varetu0elie al oeres ,,htrres
Ter % enlter at ie DOer Mnno lultr ljn
Stemme / SelpiorIpnr oenng }lDn-
orepolititens 5iosaloer, Qjsr bet mems
ban enonu bar Nanben 9Ie!.cn til
at ltemNr'.
Ser er ipr Oct mee 9iorbmono,
Spenlter % TNniter Gp p9 pnn Quno
berlbe. 6orretmin9smGnbene / Sinn=
leD er melt Stanoinnper, M Sinnler
bar De beolte lloN0tgr til at bliue
6puntni0oe, nnat @aro Gounta mari
blir belt. gDg9e9r,Ifbe er billi0c enos
MI, men tiger liaoi9.
Seq bar tjebt mig leo 9l(res 6ums
lano If min 9inbp fer $50, lgotnoe
op til min 6arm. Seq bar Bpgget MIG
Sus 1918, II Sob bot, meo 5lbpgs
ming l4-l6 o9 9OO ajrloer. Seq bar
TO Yrsnoe meo ertu goOt Iuno. Gi
bar MI fem Guttet o9 ire bigger, ben
femte @ut er ieot her % er innleoes
en- Gots Noro Sutpta Ypis; alle Iriifs
| os rate.
| s'interm Der pef tar bUrci ua(min-
telig iirsng, mco nrgrn SuS t9 e.
4 aulOe il6sn ei9e ipr tiger, ia Ntaane-
rer, fan ieg iiae, SGen Sumnnvnlia=
ming ben toloefte Tillter, Jeg bdy opiC
bet, pa je9 far nu / 20 9tar beet pdc
ioriGellne SteOsr / oct toloe 9loroue-
item. Wen en- @nite par Set, al Der par
lioct Gino ira YihterenS 9e9pnDelie,
| ocn 150e giopember, til no / 6ebruar
oa ri lit 9oot l'eir ior 10 a tre Tiger,
iaa Sneen toet liOt % lres bOaro, iaa
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1907-03-15

ben lite tnnoe ipge; for lioen bar Der
pUret pinoigt.
9llt bet Siriperi Wlabenc om, at
6olt bar frOsiet ibjol oa liot Neo,
tienbcr jes lite noget til. Sn9en bar
liot nogcn Neo paa bisie &onter, ioas
piot je9 bar bprt. Seq meo 6amilie
bar bapt bet goot; Gul bar Der cn
Operiloo ai / Winerne; men pausrunb
al be baarli9e Weie bar bet til fine 81
Der liot punlteligt at tpmme til oct, p9
&uloen bar iua frena, at man reiite=
reoe at frpie 9lnli9tet peo at iHroes
noe, o9 / iaaoanne 3ilfGloer maatte
Sim Sills Hail 3oao punae no meo
&nl. Wilbe glgenten nUgte ps, iaa
to9 6armerne oct uoen pioere o9 tils
bso gttalin9 oerior. SO bapoe pi life
baUt benne llopei, iua bapoe mango
maottet irpIe. Wen vi tit ri9ti9not
betale for bet, $3.50 pr. Son Iot Mpns
tana-Gul, tun9 iom Stcn os oaarlig
Gpalitst; gleotul fra Often $3.50.
s Qi9nte-Wiinerne Der er Gulprilen
Tinter sauet op fra $l.75 til $500
pr 2On. Sutter, 9ampeolje, Smult
o9 mango andre Sa9er bar lite at iua
tlebt / Gutiternc paa oper Ell Waaneo
Yinter, O9 alli9epel er hi paa IS. 81.
Sanens Sopeolinie.
SernbaneIelltubet ppisret ct fort
WanobaIln Der MI; ontring 200 WnnO
orbeiOer 9a9 % gtat, o9 oct blir ct al
be lterIie, be bar. Set ligcs, at Ell
Sioellnit ltal bD99es ira Stanlep /
noropeltlig Ncining til GoNren; i'jpr
bD99eoes / Stanley mango nDe Yp9=
nin0er, o9 til @aaren er plonlo9t Op=
ierelIen al mango flere.
Settlere tOlimer ber bunoreoeUis,
o0 alt Irit Suno er III optu0et berom=
trinp. ch bei Gel proper op MI %
oil lUl9e. lriierne er ira $1,000 til
$1,000 pQ mere pr. GOurt. SOynCn er
lrlgtbor o9 pi bar baDt go0e Nolin9er
De Nar ltB bar oGret Der. Wooi
IOr at iin0e Wnno, o. gDot NunO; bel
er ct llnot 2limnt, yuften liar Oh rem,
ljel0cn Sp9bOnme bluhot Soft. Scr
ft1i pGre ct iUrOeles 9oot Cpbolo5lier
for indbOune lom liocr al 9ltbmu.
&c. iom pii ueioper O9 iaa li9 nit
Spme'ttohinnO, mon tonme III til
Vuaren; for aft, ion er tilbage, tOnl.
mer til al bIiUe nptn9et iii SDmmeren.
Oct er MI / g&ililipu Pnnooilirtt,
98,Iliams og WC9enSe 6ountDer, oo
Der itll pNre lint 4ono D9iGO; Tiger re,
| je0 bar taIt NeO, o. iSm tenoer II
Sanoct.
&orOmGnb er fer pOeralt, o9 jep
tror, hi er NtOjOtitet bet beIt. gllle
er tilircole meb 9anbst ps betlager
fun, at De life ibr er tomne beruo oa
faaet en- tioli9tre Start. Sad osiad
meo mig, ior je9 bar inobeltet mere
pr. gcre al Speoc, 0arre, gpg % go.
tetcr, erto les npgeni'loe tunoe SDo
Gatotn og Minneiota.
/ giinr San'e @enner ! Soberts So.
mad ou billie ira Sle y. Strap.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1907-03-15

Files (Nemorboioer) linSres Iurtiot meb
Or. Sboops gta9ic Silmeht I 6uIf ,yuo, OF
bet er beltemt ior Eiles olenc.-oo bet uirter
meo Sltterbeo o9 liirsoSniIlclie SIsinoe,
lmerteinIce. iuhueneiee ellsr nsoemb;ac S;!es
tor'uinoer icm Mu9it peb bets g;rua. Sori.0
bet 90 ie. SGloes operolt.
Sisseton Posten. [volume] (Effington, Sud Dakota [S.D.]) 1902-19??, 1907-03-15

Scbn 3omie, eaet prOieten elins,
iom ban talote Jig, opbe i 3iOn Gitp
ben 9oe Warts.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11

benefit Of those girls who were not so
fortunately provided with seductive
charms. In short. through this pro-
cedure the beautiful ones were looked
after simply for their beauty, and those
that Dame Nature did not favor 50
much We're sought because the treasury
Of the beauty contest allotted them a
dowry. and in this wise procedure all
were made happy.
Later Women Restricted.
The Arabs came. brought the reiig-
ion Of Mohammed ana substituted II for
that Of Zoroaster. This put an end to
the yearly beauty contest, for Mohaa-
medan women are not permitted the
liberties which those OF Persia enjoyed
even at that remote time.
We have beautiful women in Persia,
types Of pure Caucasian beauty, for
from the land Of Persia originally came
the nations who now inhabit Europe,
and, of course, America, but 1 should
like very much to see Miss Rice, the
prize-winner Of your contest. In q cen
traI meeting place for the contestants,
such as The Times affords. the pictures
Of YOUR beauties are seen by many
more than could have been the case in
Persia: there we had the advantage Of
seeing them personally, whereas in your
modern and Western system you see
only a likeness.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
HASTEN THAN TRIAL,
NEW ATTORNEYS PLAN

NEW YORK, Aug. 1o-Local action to
hasten the second trial of Harry Kendall
Thaw is expected as a result of the Sc
lection Of Martin w. Litueton as his
new chief counsel. District Attorney
Jerome has said Thaw cannot possibly
be tried before October. and some au-
thorities at the courthouse believe II
will be nearer January before Stanford
Whites SLAYER again faces a jury.
Littleton. II Is known. proposes to pre-
vent such delay IL possible. Littleton
had an hours conference with Thaw in
the Tombs today. Mrs. Evelyn Nesbit
Thaw Joined the conference later. The
whole plan of defense was roughly out
lined.
Thaw seemed more cheerful after MS
new attorney had left him than he has
been in days
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
Queen Houmai Started One in Year 423 B. c
Money Realized Aided Girls Not Con-
Sidered So Beautiful

The truth saying that "thee nothing under
that Times beauty contest novel, demonstrated by Cen
Morteza Kahn uk the Persian minister the United
only the idea of beauty contest it
not American according the personal representative of the Shah
of Persia.
Proud of the ancient land which for centuries the ruler of the
known world of which known immuabe and
which the peoples who first settled Europe the minister says
that the beauty Persia long ago as 423
B. c.
The minister writes the following article for The Times:
By MoRTEZA KAHN MoMTAZEL-MULK
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
LINCOLN AND STANTON.

There was a marked contrast between
LincOln's manner which was always
pleasant and even genial, and that OF
Stanton. The latter's stern. spectscled
Ing visitors, and they were legion, Stan
ton seldom, or never, sat down. but
stood before a high desk as the crowd
passed before him and one by one pre-
Sented their requests or complaints,
which were rapidly disposed Of He was
naughty, severe, domineering. and often
rude. When : think OF him in the daily
routine of his pubic audiences. the char
acterization of Napoleon by Charles
Phillips, the Irish orator, comes to mind:
Grand, gloomy, and peculiar"-From
David Homer Bates ''Lincoln's Fore
bodings Of Defeat at the Polls" in the
midsummer holiday century.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
CHAPLAIN ADMITS
IDENTITY OF NOTES
Court-Martial Adjourns to
Allow Jones to Secure
Documents.

NORFOLK, Va, Aug. 1O.-In the
court-martiaI Of Chaplain Harry w.
Jones, at the Norfolk Navy Yard today,
the chaplain identified a note made by
him payable to J. H Cook, Of Newark,
n. J.. for 1920. The note was long
past due.
Representations made 20 the Navy De
partment as to this note, after Cook
had complained of its non-payment. are
responsible for the charges Of falsehood
against Jones.
After the chaplain had identified the
note, the court took an adjournment so
the chaplain might have an opportunity
10 secure certain papers which he de-
sired to introduce as exhibits in his
behalf.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
THE SEXES IN AMERICA.

America is the field in which will be
harmoniously adjusted the differences
of das Ewig- -Weibliche and the eternal
domineering male. Woman IS not IN
feriOr 10 man but different from him, as
Stendhal would say. Nevertheless the
two sexes are slowly approaching. The
man of today is more feminine than his
predecessors; that is. he is more gentle.
civilized, while the woman, casting
away old-fashioned incrusting preju-
dices, is more masculine; that is, she
Is not only more athletic in her tastes
than her grandmother-she is mentally
broader and firmeT in her judgments.
(Some day she will be so far evolved"
that she will be charitable TO her own
sex). The franker association Of the
sexes has proved tonic to the woman,
refining to the man. These are school
boy truisms, but they will always stand
quotaion--James Huneker, in the Au-
gust EveryboGy's
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
C0XNELL TO GET PRINCE
FROM BRITISH INDIA

ITHACA, y. Y, Aug. 1O.-Prirce Vic
tor Marayah OF India, whose father
rules one OF the provinces Of India, has
announced his intention of entering the
Cornell College Of Agriculture next fall
His father was impressed by the stories
Of Cornell which the Indians here have
spread about India, and thought 2
course here would do him good.
The prince. who is an athlete. is to
Try Cor a place on the Cornell football
team
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
lNFURIATED BEES
NEARLY KILL MAN

ELLSWORTH. Mimi, Aug. 1o-Theo-
do.e Stencil, a farmer living five miles
east Of town, suffered almost fatal in
juries while engaged in tending the bees
In his apiary this morning The little in
sects became enraged and stung him on
ever. exposed part of the body, includ-
ing the Interior Of his nose, and for a
time he was in a very serious condition.
Medical aid was summoned and prompt
work saved the patient. This is Mr..
Stencils second experience Of a like
character the former occurring but two
weeks ago.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
BY MORTEZA, KAHN, MOMTAZEL-MULK

Having been interested in the
beauty contest that your paper un-
dertook lately, 1 thought that it
would be interesting for you to
know that the fatherhood of such
an enterprise is due to my country
without contestation, and that this
idea was suggested, instituted, and
promulgated by a Queen of Persia
named Houmai, daughter Of ArtaX-
erxes, longemain, and mother of
Darius, in the year 423 B. c. This
Queen made of her idea a national
institution and a fundamental law,
which survived her for centuries,
even until the invasion of Persia by
the Arabs.
Young Men Chose Them
Bv this law all the beauties Of each
province congregated once a year
on the designated public place, where
all the rich young men, on their
side. came and made their choice, and
were soon afterwaTd married by the
mayor Of the city, upon payment by the
bridegroom OF a dOwry, according 10 ms
means. This dowry, instead Of being
given 10 the bride, was turned into the
treasury of the beauty contest for the
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
FOUR WARSHIPS SAIL
TO JOIN PACIFIC FLEET

MANILA. Aug. 1O.-Four OF the Amer
lean warships which have been sta
toned in Eastern waters today sailed to
join Admiral Evans feet, which will
make the voyage to the Pacific Coast.
They are the cruisers Pennsylvania.
West Virginia, Colorado, and Maryland.
The MARYLAND went aground in leaving
Cavite harbor. but was rehoated with
out injury.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
sLANDERING P1rTsBURG AGAIN.

A number Of horses shipped from
Ohio for the use OF the Pttsburg po-
lice department have been rejected.
Pennsylvania has q Presidential candi-
date of its own, and II is evident that
her officers don't care to run the risk
of letting any dark horses break in
New Orleans Times-Democrat.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
CONGRESS MAY ACT
ON NAVAL PROGRAM
Many Pertinent Queries Re-
ceIved Regarding Trans
fer of Fleet.
Western Representatives
Favorable and Eastern
Opposed to Plan.

II President Roosevelt and Secretary
MetCalf don't get their big Atlantic
fleet we'll around South America on its
way to San Francisco by the time Con-
gress convenes early next December,
there are strong indications just now
that they will be thwarted By the ma
tiona; legislative body in carrying out
their program OF transferring the total
battieship strength of the navy TO the
Pacific coast.
These indications are based on nu-
meroUs inquiries that have been madc
OF the Navy Department by Senators
and Representatives the past week or
ten days. 1t now develops that mem
bers OF the Naval Affairs Committees
OF both houses have either made per
sonal inquiries or addressed letters 10
Secretary Metcalf, the general board.
and even the President himself. asking
whether orders for the transfer OF the
feet have been issued. what is the Ad-
ministration's reason for the transfer,
when 1t will bo made. and whether it
will be only temporary or permanent
Western Men Favor 1t.
Inquiries also have come from numer-
Gus other members Of Congress-from
Senators and Representatives Of the
East and West particularly. On the
whole. IL seems that Western Congress-
men, more particularly those OF the Pa
cifc coast, like the idea and some pro-
ceed TO advance their own reasons why
the proposed transfer should be made
Several of the Eastern Congressman
clearly do not favor the move, and the
tone Of their letters indicates plainly
that the Administration will be called
upon promptly. as soon as the new Con-
gress Convenes, for an explanation II
a satisfactory explanation is not TO be
had. il would not be surprising, in the
face Of the nature Of the inquiries, If
some step were taken TO block the pro
gram.
Letters addressed by Congressman
to Admiral Dewey, as president Of the
general board, are referred 10 the Navy
Department, as are also some Of the
letters addressed to Oyster Bay. It is
not known how much satisfaction is
obtained by the more prominent legisla-
tors who address their inquiries person
ally to the President.
Influence Being Exerted.
On the authority OF a high Govern
ment official it can be said that infiu-
ences which are affected by the trans
Ter OF the meet are Dcb AAALlAlAb ~ oESAeNNV
upon the Administration in what prom
ises to be a telling manner, to secure
the revocation of the program
Many important business interests,
among them being shipbuilding com
panies, supply concerns, provision con-
tractors, and others who find enormous
Ircfts in dealing with the Navy Depart
Iaent in connection with the building, re-
pairing. Quitting. and supplying the
ships. etc, already have not only made
personal appeals against the program,
but It is believed they are bringing
pressure TO bear upon their Senators and
Representatives IN Congress TO thwart
the move.
The Washington times., 1907-08-11
MOSTLY WELL DONE.

Mr.. Rockefeller says true success lies
IN doing good. Standard OIL victims
have always been done that way.-New
York World.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1907-01-10
IreIand's Population.

The population o1 Ireland reached
The maximum in 1S41, when it had
8,175,124 inhabitants. The estimated
population in the middle Of 1905 was
4.391, 565. For the last sixty-ive
years it has been steadily declining,
though in very recent years not at
the same rate as in certain decades.
In 1901 the country had an est
mated population of 5,319,881, though
down to 1918 the census returns for
ireland are not regarded Is accurate.
In 1905 the natural increase was IT.
761, and the loss by emigration, prin-
,ipally to the United States, was 3d.
s76. The decrease in population was
2,915 since the returns for 1904. There
was a slight set-off from immigra-
lion of which there is no official
record. The decline for the last three
years was 1908, 1876; 1904, 1904;
1905, 2,915. The falling off in emf
grafton is reelected in these figures.
The marriage rate, which is one of
he indications of prosperity, is in
creasing, not in marked degree, but
n 1905 it was the highest degree in
the decade. The birth rate was also
slightly above the average for the
ten years, 1%895-1904. The death rate
was encouragingly low.-PhiladeJphia
Ledger.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1907-01-10
PRAYED For Thick Hair.

Methodist Episcopal Bishop Ear
Cranston, of Washington, D. O., say
he has solved the reason that tn
old church fathers discouraged tn
study of theology by the gentler ser
Women, says Bishop Cranston, hav'
no bump Of reverence and
not d~ifferentiate the essentials OF re
ligion. And to illustrate, he tell
of an earnest exhortation which h
delivered in a Maryland hamlet am
a subsequent conversation with hif
hostess. This woman was a pilla
of the church, and known for he
philanthropy and self-sacriice in aid
ing the cause of religion. She talk
ed about the efficacy of prayer, am
then reflected sadly, well / pra.
a great deal and for many things, bu'
I never get the things want most
I know you will say that they can
not be good for me, or my Heayenl,
Father will send them. But now
what harm would it do me to haV
thick hair. / abhor the idea of
switch or false front, and l am pray
ing all the time for my hair to ge'
thick. and do you know that the mor
I pray, the more my hair drops out
I actually had to stop praying, n
| noticed the difference eight away
New York Press.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1907-01-10
NEVER TIRES
OF the Food That Restored Her to
Health.

"My food was killing me and ]
didn't know the cause" writes a Colo.
young lady: For two years I was
thin and sickly, suffering from indi.
gestion and i~nf1ammatory rheuma.
tism.
Il had tried different kinds of diet
plain living and many of the rene.
dies recommended, but got no better.
FINALLY, about five weeks ago,
mother suggested that I try Grape.
Nuts, and l began at once, eating il
with a little cream or milk. A
To-day l am well and am gaining
weight and strength all the time.
I've gained 10 lbs. in the last five
weeks, and do not suffer any more
from indigestion and the rheumatism
is all gone.
II know it is to Grape-Nuts alone
that l owe my restored health. !
still eat the food twice a day and
never tire of it." Name given by
Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
The favor of Grape-Nuts is pecu
liar to itself. 1t is neutral, not too
sweet and has an agreeable, healthfui
quality that never grows tiresome.
One Of the sources of rheumatism
Is from overlooking the system with
acid material, the result of imperfect
digestion and assimilation.
AS soon as improper food is aban
doned and Grape-Nuts is taken regu
larly, digestion is made strong, the
organs do their work of building uI
good red blood cells and of carrying
away the excess Of disease-makina
material from the system.
The result is a certain and stemdt
return to normal health and mental
activity. There's q reason" Read
the little book, s"Thc Road to Well
vile" in pkgs.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1907-01-10
What is Pe-ru-na?
Is it . Catarrh Remedy. or a Tonic.
or is it Both?

res catarrh remedy. MZ
Which of these people are right! Is IL nor pfoPel
catarrh remedy than to call it a tonic! -
Omr reny il. that Peruna is both q tonic and q atari emeuy A7
decd there can be n ehcctuaI catarrh remedy that Is ct also a M
In order to thoroughly relieve any caeo of atarrh a remedy must not
only have q specific action O. the mucous membranes anecoeoD % IN "a
Catarrh, vel n persons who are otherwise strong, is a aKene IN
of some ucou membrane. There must be something TO strengthen
fine circulation. IL give tone to the arteries, and to raise the vita FORCES.
Perhaps n o vegetable remedy in the world has attracted 80 much at
tention from medical wrftcr ne HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonder
fnl efficacy If this ~ 9n., "a a*p snized many years, and is growing in
to- hold mon the tt.nl Is 4 ~ 4M. When Joined with CUBEBS and
COpAYRA q trio of medical agents is formed in Peruna which constitutes a
specific remedy for catarh that in the present state OF medical progress
nno he improved upon. This action, reinforced by such renowned tonics
no COIIINsONIA CANADENSIS, CORYDALIS FORMOSA and CEDRON
SEED. ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh In all its
stages and locations in the body.
From a theoretical standpoint, therefore, Peruna is beyond criticism.
The use OF Peruna confirms this opinion. Numbeness testimonials from
every narter If the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not
oyer enthusiastic. When practical experience confirms g wen-grouDded the
ov thu result is a truth that cannot be- shaken.
The Kemper herald. (Scooba, Miss.) 1875-1908, 1907-01-10
No Picnic.

The tramcar stopped at the frantic
signals of an elderly woman who stood
on the curb, accompanied by a crowd
of small children.
The conductor was kept fairly busy
as child after child clambered on the
car, and he did his best to assist them.
They were unruly children, squalling,
fighting, whistling, screaming. When
they were all seated the conductor
said:
Are all those children yours, num-,
OF r you conducting a picnic?"
"Ay, they're all my own, drat 'emi"
she replied, giving n a box on the
ears, another a smack on the head, a
third a good shaking, and a fourth, by
way of variation a slap on the face.
FAY, they're mine right enough" she
gasped again; but it's no picnici1-
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