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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-12
PROPERLY NAM ED.
Chicago Tribune.)

Mr.. Ferguson (about to make a trip
Laura, where is my travelling umbrella?
Mrs Ferguson-On its travels, 1 sup
pose. l haven't seen 1t since the last time
you took it out.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-12
Was Thinking of Chance Day.
anaconda Standard.l

tAnacOnud OIanudTG-)
In his denunciatiOn of the universities it
is highly probable that Mr.. barrow had
Chancellor Day of Syracuse wildly in
mind.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1907-08-12
DECEIVED.
fphiladeiphia Press.

fPhl1ode1phIa PTess.J
HE married money, didn't he?"
mo he thought he was marrying mon
ey. but he merely married something else
that talks"
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BY THE HERALD COMPANY
Terms Of subserIptIon:

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90 acres in IA 40 ~

90 acres In l4.49 % ........... q
Elias p Hill TO Sam r Salton.
stall lot %, 100 Gillian $3.50. elO
Lsurs Il Ssltonstsll to Elias p
Hill part block II north ex-
tention Eubsnk add Slater. 30(
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Hall 20 acres 10 17-4o 80, so. ~
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The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Safety RaZors.

We have the celebrated ROBSON
& CLAUSS, GILLETTE, and Ever Ready
Safety razors, SO why wait until II O'Clock
to get shaved, when you have an appoint
ment for 8:30i Get a safety razor and
shave yourself; you can't cut yourself
and you can shave as close as the barber
can in less than half the time. No waiting
when you have a safety. They shave the
cost price in a very short time. Figure il
out-the barber charges you l5c and the
safety shaves you for less than one cent.
How long will il take to shave the price
of the safety $1.00 to $500.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Cut Glass Department
Is per Cent under Marked Prices

The Quaker City, cut glass won the high
est award premiums at the Louisiana Purchase
Exposition in St. Louis, in 1904, a fact which
you no doubt know. Now this line Of goods
were awarded this prize strictly on merit and
must Of necessity be the best on the market,
when you get the best Of anything you have
nothing to be desired, there is no better. We
have purchased the saiesman's samples Of this
exceptional fine line Of goods at rock bottom
prices. and are going to give you the benefit of
our timely purchase. There is nothing you can
give a lady that will please her more than a piece
of cut glass. 1t is something that she will keep
as long as she lives and a thing that you can be
proud of having given her. Don't overlook this
chance as you may never get another. These
are special while they last. Come in and see
them.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

can be chosen from Our
immence stock.
We have been receiv-
ing Christmas goods for
this department by the
car load and you can't
we'll afford to miss the
opportunity of choosing
a few pieces from this
department for some of
your Christmas offer
ings. What a nice pres.
ent n Morris Chair"
would make for your
mother, or fatherl Don't
you long for the fond
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

embrace it would inpire from either Of these good
parents9 How many times have we worried
ourselves to sleep thinking Of some appropriate
present for these worthy friends, Of our child
hood! Then there are other things in this de-
partment that will make nice presents, such as
Dining Tables, Bullets. Serving Tables, Rocking
Chairs, Dining chairs, odd chairs. divans, dress
ers, iron beds, folding beds. Chifoneers, ladies'
desks, book cases, center tables, library tables,
Music cabinets, touches, davenports. ETC., etc.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

IL will save her from Kitchen
drudgery and unnecessary steps
not only this year, but for many
years TO come. She uses IL three
times a day-it can't wear OUT
and Il becomes more valuable to
her all the time. It Is right there
In the kitcben-.saving Just as
many steps, just as much labor,
each day as II did the day bofere
Thousands OF women have told US
they would rather part with any
other piece Of furniture in the
house--before they would do
without their Hoosier Cabinet.
That Is why a Hoosier Cabinet II
the incest Christmas gift--the
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

from the mines tonight al
most a raving maniac. His
lungs, filed with black damp,
produced a condition of one
insane, and the services of
four men was necessary to
hold Gabbert while doctors
attended him.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

Have you recovered from
the measles?
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

famous triple-plaied ware. We carry as COM
plete a line of these goods as you will find in any
city store, such as Tablespoons" souvenir
spoons, orange spoons, cold meat forks, laddles,
tablespoons. tea spoons, table forks and knives,
ETC., etc. We have them in beautiful velvet lined
cases, in sets for Christmas and are making
special prices for the holidays. Come in and
see them.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Great Majestic Range

We are local agents for the greatest range
on earth. The Great Majestic, " the range that
saves the cost price in fuel, that makes house
keeping a pleasure, that lasts n life time, that
will not warp or break, that is cheaper than any
other because there is no after expense in repairs,
because Of its baking qualities, then why buy a
range for less money when you will have to spend
the difference for repairs and yet not have a
stove! We can refer you to hundreds of salts
fed customers in and around Marshall that would
not part with their Great Majestic" at any
price. There must be a reason and we know
that reason. come in and let us tell you about
it.
COMPLETE LINE OF COOKING UTENSILS.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
TERRIBLE EXPLOSION
More Than Five Hundred Per-
sons Killed in West Viz
ginia Mines.

Monongab, ". w.. Deem.
Der 7.-One hundred and
twenty-five bodies have been
recovered from the explosion
shattered colleries Of the
Fairmont Coal Company.
Many bodies are visible,
strewn in the debris in the
smoking entries into the hill
sides. Nearly half the vic
tins are native Americans.
Those who were not incinera
ted in the first blast of flame
were left to grope their way
hopelessly in the :nky dark
ness until the fatal after
damp struck them.
Several additional lolies
were recovered during the
afternoon, but il was author.
itatively stated that IL would
b, fully IA week before the
work was completed.
II was stated tonight by
General Manager Leo. l..
Malone Of the mines that AIS
actual miners we're checked
oil as entering the mines
yesterday morning. This
number, IL was futher stated,
did not include fully 100
trappers, mule drivers,
bumpers and boys who are
not under The check system.
Should these figures be cor
rect the oeath list will lie over
$50 persons. The conditions
Of the bodies thus far are
horrible. Many are dismem-
bered and many are fearfully
crushed, and and the rest are
blackened and burned beyond
recognition. The body Of j.
NJ. MEG raw, pit boss, one of
the best known mining men
in West Virginia, was head
less and otherwise disfgured,
Identification having been
made by the clothing and
shoes he wore.
The accident, the great.
est in the history OF American
mining, has dazed the people
OF this vicinity. Tonight
the street of both this town
and Paramount are crowded
with people, while thousands
line the hills in the vicinity
Of the mines. Every bar
room in Paramount and Mon.
ongan is closed, notices on
tue doors announcing that the
suspension is caused by the
mine explosion, and will last
until Monday. There is both
precaution an respect in the
closing of the saloons.
Throughout the territory
over sixty mines have sus.
pended operations temporari
ly and about 5000 miners are
visiting here and in Fair.
mont.
1t Is estimated that $50.
families are destitute. In
many places relief funds have
already been started for the
widows and children. To-
morrow Tin all the churches
OF Fairmont, Clarksburg and
Monongah special services
will b. held, and it u probable
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Furniture Department.

The people Of Saline County know without
further argument that we have the biggest fur
niture store in Central Missouri and we only
mention this department to remind you of a few
of the many beautiful and useful presents that
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

that he had just received
word of the drowning OF two
cousins, Edw. Foster, aged
40, and sister, Mrs. Annie
Kidwell, aged 80 years. at
Wilson Bend Ford, on the
) Usage = yer. near Versailles.
Nh. MnlMeaux did pot know
he particular except they
we're gu their way 70 yislt =
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

one that will be appreciated the most. II groups every article--all
utensils In one placo-cuts the kitchen work In two and insures u neat,
orderly kitchen at all times. Every Cabinet Is splendidly constructed -of
solid oak. Don't faiL-before you decide on your wife's Christmas present,
TO come into bur store and visit the Hooder exhibit Bring her In and let
her see the cabinets too. II you don't both decide that IL will bring more
help TO the household than any other ght--we will be much mistaken.
Christmas only comes once u year. Make II worth while.
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
SilVerWare.
You are well acquainted with the famous
Rodgers I847" silveTplate and We have no need

in
"details
as to the
quality
or merits
of this
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13

collections will be taken. 1t
is the purpose of the minis
ters to establish a permanent
relief fund.
A score or more of the res
cuing parties are in a critisal
condition tonight from in
haling black damp. Several
of them are expected TO die.
John GabJert was carried
The Marshall republican., 1907-12-13
Rug Department.
2Oper cent off during the holidays

We have the most complete line Of Rugs
and Art Squares that was ever shown in Saline
county. All inds-Axmiusters, Brussels. In
grains. in Floral and Oriental patterns. Prices
are right OH them all, and you will find that we
have a rug to fit both your room and your purse.
These make model Christmas gifts and are the
kind Of present that will beautify the home as
well as give that d~ignifed prefix to your pres
ent Investment" Here is the place you have
been looking for to spend your money to the
best advantage. Take a look!
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
But Not His.

Nothing suited old Abe jenkins or
Uncle Abe, as we boys called him bet
ter, after his days work. than TO sit
in his coy nook by the kitchen fire
and smoke his old corn-cob. His wife,
on the other hand, liked excitement,
and would take anything and every
thing from a funeral to a patent med
icine show on the street corner. on one
occasion. however, the old lady sue
ceeded In persuading Uncle Abe TO go
with hr TO see a phrenologist. whose
clever advertising even interested old
Abe a little. The old couple. arriving
"a little late. We're ushered UP into the
front row. Much 10 the amusement Of
the crowd. and especially Mrs. Jenkins.
Uncle Abe was chosen as a subject for
the professor To experiment on. ~
And now" said the phrenologist.
MIR. Jenkins. among many physical
discomforts. you are troubled with cold
feet also"
"Yes!" yelled Uncle Abe. looking to-
ward the front row: but they are not
my own."-Judge's Library.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
Brute and Human Drug Testers.

A lot of orry-loking chickens, dogs.
and cats loafed in the back, iIl-smell-
ing yard OF the great chemical plant.
We use these animals To test our
drugs on" said the chemist. They
come in very handy. They more than
earn their board.
"Ergotine is a drug We test on
chickens. II is a simple test. If a
dose of ergotine fails To turn a chick
ems comb black, we know that the
drug is. for some reason or other.
wortheless.
"Hasheesh we test on dogs. Has
heesh is made of female hemp buds ::
male hemp buds have no medical val
ne; yet some dishonest dealers put
male buds on the market, and since
they resemble the female buds pre-
cisely. 1t is impossible to detect them
save by al actual test. Dogs. given
hasheesh. get drunk and happy If the
stuff is good.
"Digitalis. the heart stimulant, is
tested on frogs. We inject drop of
il into u frogs stomach, and in the
kymograph, or heart-recording ma
chine. We study the changes that take
place in the frogs heart action. Thus
we get a very accurate knowledge of
what our digitalis can do.
DO we ever test drugs on ourselves?
Oh. yes. indeed; often. Chemists have
lost their lives. chemists have gone in
curably insane. through too rash a
bravery in testing drugs on their own
persons. Los Angeles Times.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
A Solid LIQUID.

Capt. Biglow. of Yale. was talking
about an applicant for the football
team.
He will never make 4 football
player" said Capt. BIglow. He is as
different from a football player as a
bottle of brown fluid beheld last sum
mer was different from beer.
"A man with a motorcycle stopped
at a mountain inn where l was lunch
ing one sultry afternoon, and asked
for bottle of beer. TIL landlord
took from sunny shelf bottle hung
with cobwebs. He busted 1t, and set
IL before the cyclist with flourish.
You'll find this the best Milwaukee,
sir he said.
THE cyclist opened the bottle pour
ed little into a glass. and frowned.
Landlord he said, this is very
thick and muddy beer"
The Landlord lifted the glass and
looked at il. He tilted it from side to
side. II was so thick and muddy that
1t would scarcely spill.
Its the thunder he muttered.
It's the thunder that has done this
We'll. thunder or no thunder,
can't drink it, said the motorcyclist;
but I'll tell you what you might do.
You might put in a paper bag for
me and III eat il on my way home
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
CAUGHT BY the coIored Man.

Colonel Perry Carson, a giant negro
was for man years a member of the
Republican national committee for the
District of Columbia, and his vote was
always at the command Of James S.
Clarkson. One afternoon. while Clark
son was acting postmaster general
Carson called to see him, and the
Waterman at the door assured him
that General Clarkson was not in his
office.
Carson went alvey. crossed the
street, looked up at the big marble
building. and then went back to say
10 the messenger:
Tell JIM Clarkson dat de mex time
he amt in, SOS he can't see Perry Car
son. says he ought TO sit furder away
from his window. SO Perry Carson
can't see he's lyin'."-Los Angeles
Times
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

When William Morris Stewart re-
tired grom the United States Senate in
1905. after his second two-term serv-
ice there. he returned TO Nevada a poor
man. Although eight years be-
ycnd the allotted three score and then
Mr.. Stewart went 10 Tonopah. hung
out his shingle, and began again the
struggle for a law practice. Compe-
tito was 50 keen at first that success
seemed doubtful. but fortunate invest
menth in mining stocks have put him
on the way to being again a million
aire. as he is now reported worth
over $2500O0
so far as l know. the happiest man
in this world is Private John Allen
Of Tupelo." said Judge J. H. Neville
of Gulfport. Miss He is living on a
farm near the town which is indis-
solubly linked with his name an dtak-
ing life easy. John is well supplied
with this worlds goods. and while he
practices law. he seldom takes a case
in which the fee Is less than 50 900 or
$4,000. and not even then unless he is
sure OF getting the fee in day or two.
Jim Neville said he the other day.
L am in love with the whole world
have even forgiven all the fools in
Mississippi who thought that anyone
would make a better Senator than l. -"
Carnegie has given away about
s125. 900 in the past thirty years.
But he has built no churches. missions,
Young Mems Christian Associations.
soup kitchens nor hospitals Outside
Of lareg fund for the relief Of in
I tured or needy steel workers. and a
long private pension list. he has given
, nothing to the sick or the poor. Moth
ing for the submerged" has been the
motto Of the Scottish stole. And the
reason for this is not a lack of SYM
pathy. says the Independent. but a
Keen discernment that the aim Of all
social betterment should be to remove
the causes Of trouble and not to tinker
in a futile way with results
Being ''goodfellow" has cost many
"a y.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
PHOENIX ARIZ., NOV. go. 1907.
THE TERRoRs OF CIVILIZATION.

The movement of Captain Lovelace
the government 10 build and practice
with dirigible balloons that shall be
equipped with means for dropping
dynamite on an enemy's Notifications
and ships suggests another terror for
a world already full of terrors.
If the dynamite balloons should be
furnished by the government imme-
diately a demand would be made for
practically testing them. Dropping
dummy explosives on imagined forts
and ships would never satisfy a gen.
alton which says "gwan there, what
yer givin' u.s." Whenever the irnag-
ination is taxed ever so lightly. Amer
leans want the real thing. They have
supreme contempt for blank cartridges
and painted waterfalls.
iments would be made not only in
dropping packages from the clouds.
but in blowing up entertainments and
the old hulls OF WORKOUT ships. But
that would involve the transportation
of high explosives through the air over
towns with all the risk OF collision with
steeples and sky scrapers, not to speak
of installing the dynamite for ballast
and throwing it over on the heads of
the poor terrestrial plodders engaged
in their legitimate occupations.
When the sky navies get into opera
ton the tornado belt will be as wide
as the continent and no dwelling will
be complete without a cyclone cellar.
With trolley cars and automobiles
threatening life on the surface and
sewers and Easements, not 70 speak of
earthquakes. blowing up from beneath,
the twentieth century man feels that
his hold on life is exceedingly pre-
carious. Now II, in addition to light
ming from the clouds and high voltage
electric currents from the overhead
wires. he will have to dodge packages
of dynamite thrown out from balloons,
he will conclude that the safest thing
for him TO do is to take TO the woods
and run his chances with bears and
wild cats
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
Stars in a STRANGE PLAY.

When Miss Marlowe and Mr. Soth-
ern played last in Atlanta they were
greeted by very large house. The
dusky housemaid in a certain promi-
nent family occupied a balcony seat
in group Of high-flyers in darktown
society. Next day her mistress was
curious to know Lilly's opinoin of the
play and players. Her questions be-
trayed Lilly's ignorance of even the
name Of the play.
Lilly assured her mistress. however,
that paper. brought home as a cher
ished souvenir. would tell the name.
Returning. programme in hand, she ex-
claimed:
"Yesum, Hits on here. / knowed hit
was. Hit was the Cast o. Charac-
ters',
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
THE RENAISSANCE OF MR.. ROO,

THE RENAISSANCE OF MR.. ROOT.
Revived interest in the secretary OF
state as a candidate for president is
reported in various quarters. Mr..
Roosevelt. il is said, has been in close
consultation with him in the prepara-
is strongly intimated that he would be
glad to see the secretary lead the party
next year, although he feels, as Mr..
Root himself does, that the latter s
reputation as a corporation lawyer
might seriously injure him before the
people. The Springfield Republican
president has consulted Mr.. Root with
regard to the financial situation rath-
er than Mr.. Cortelyou:
The question arises whether Mr..
Roosevelt may not be attaching a
codicil to his political testament can
ceiling a previous provision and max
ing Mr. Root instead of Mr.. Taft his
sole legatee. 1t is quite possible,
though it cannot be probable that Mr..
Root, if he has any presidential ambi-
ton. would care to have the fact known
in view of the handicap put upon the
Taft boom through Its possession of
Mr.. Roosevelt's dictatorial favor
II will be remembered that the pres
ident once referred TO the secretary Of
state as the ablest member of his
cabinet
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

Says the Los Angeles Times: 1T is
only 100 years since a use for anthra-
cite coal wac discovered. There it laid
under the earth for about 20, 200, 600
years and nobody knew the good of it.
And, at last, man merely stumbled on
the discovery. We are slow, dumb
animals at our best" And we may add,
sometimes ungrammatical. Or. what
was il the anthracite coal .laid?"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
Oldest British Physician.

Sir Henry Alfgred Pitman. who has
just entered upon his Tooth year,
claims the distinction Of being the old
est physician in Britain. Sir Henry
took his b. A. at Cambridge in 1881
and his NJ. D. degree sixty-seven years
ago. and for the last half century he
has been connected with the medical
staff of St. Georges hospital. London,
Of which institution he is still senior
consulting physician.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20
Whisperinqs.

The silent sufferings of the mind. as
it undertakes TO unravel the tangled
thread Of life and affection. are I'M
workable. II has no spoken language.
II tells its story in the sunken eye.
the shattered nerve, the silvery hair.
the furrowed brow. It's a sad story
that needs no tongue-it's eloquence
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

should be three. according to the best
Judgment of western bankers. We
believe this result will ultimately be
attained with New York. Chicago and
Los Angeles as the places" How about
Kyrene, Arizona?
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

The president of the Central Of
Georgia Railroad rises to remark that,
although he voted for Mr.. Roosevelt
in 1903 and contributed % his campaign
fund, he would not now vote for him for
dog catcher. His statement seems
superfluous in view Of the fact that his
support is not likely TO be needed in
that contingency.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

is in the very hush that attneds it.
Watch the thorng that's passing now
-you'l catch the message. Suffering
hearts speak in whispers. They dread
the listening ear. They evade the
nameless friend who would increase
the torture by their idle gossip.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

Tolstoi has expressed his disapproval
OF Mr.. Rockefeller's financial methods.
but they will enable the American
philanthropist to treat himself TO
fair-sized bird with which TO grace the
Thanksgiving board.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

A Los Angeles exchange remarks
that there are not enough money CEN
tiers in the country. Instead of one
money center in this country there
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

Arnold A. Parish is the best fiddler
in North Carolina. having won that
title at the annual convention OF fid-
dlers at Raleigh on Labor Day. The
tunes played were selected by the per-
formers. and included "Old Mollie
Hare" Little Bette Martin" ''Oh. My
Little Gal" Leather Brooches" Fish
ers' Hornpipe." Come out Of the VIII
derness," ''Prettiest Little Girl in the
County Devils Dream" and "Biil
Booker"
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1907-11-20

OF the fourteen Archbishops in the
United States, Archbishop Ryan of
Philadelphia is the oldest and he Is
but seventy-siX years Of age. Cardi-
nal Gibbons Is seventy three. Arch
bishop Ireland Of st. Paul. who comes
next in point of years. is sixty-nlne.
Archbishop Keane of Dubuque is six
ty-eight, and Archbishops Farley and
Riordan of New York and San Fran
cisco. respectively. are sixty-five.