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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

Everyone tries to find happiness in
life. Some aim to become rich, in the
hope of finding it, and when rich they
learn that they have added the misery
of the dread of losing their fortune, and
seldom find any contentment, much less
happiness. Others seek power and con-
troll over men, only to find the respon.
sibilities are so great that they cannot
find ease, either for mind or body. True
happiness is seldom attained and only
possessed by those who love God and his
neighbor and obey the laws of God and
of the State.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
A Famous Pitcher.

Elmer stricklett, the spit bali"
pitcher, had been listening q long
while in a New York club to the
boasting of a rival.
well" he said, exhausted at last,
you are pretty good, Mike; but out
in Mountain View there is a young
fellow who can beat you You'll hear
from him next season His specially
is the slow ball. This young fellow
has such q slow ball that, when he
pitches It and sees that it is going to
be hit, he can run after it and fetcn 1t
back again"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
A Square Deal.

A certain peasant supplied q baker
with three pounds Of butter daily, and
after some time the baker noticed
that the butter never weighed three
pounds. At last he summoned him.
Have you no scales at homer" the
Judge asked. EYES," said the peasant.
"Have you weights?" Eyes, but I
never weigh butter with then"
"Why?" Because, since the baker
buys my butter, buy his bread, and
rs I always buy three pounds at a
time. ] weigh the butter with the
bread" He was acquitted. -Siarcz
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

tressed me, 7 looked badly and the
kidneys were noticeably deranged. I
sank lower and lower until given up
and at this critical time began with
Doan's Kidney Pills. Details are I'M
necessary. Twelve boxes cured me
and weigh six pounds more than ever
before. They saved my life"
Sold by all dealers. so cents box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. 7.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
Quite Desirable

The Ho1d-up Man (as he takes large
watch from victims pocket)I sup
pose you're thinkin' I'm a real unde-
sirable citizen, Ell?
The Victim-Not Of the sort,
old man! That watch you've just re-
lieved me of was in my wife's family
for rs years and she forced me to lug
it around.-Puck.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

What mother is to child one only
learns to appreciate when it is too late
when she is dead. The most moderate
share of mothers love, with all the adj
mixture of motherly selfshness, is gi-
gantic as compared with all flial love-
Bismarck.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

4dS ICuSA 1LS611 OpOA
me two years ago
and brought awful
headaches and dizzy
spells. I was all I'M
strung, weak and
nervous, could scarce
b, totter about. Pains
in the side and back
completely unnerved
mo NV food dis.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

The truly good man is he who is not
only good in the sense of being efficiently
good for something, but who has Gods
love of others in his work. He means to
make his life and activity instrumental
to the common good. Inside and out
side his work is good.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

The German emperor rarely prepares
a speech, and never uses notes when de-
livering an address in public. This has
been his practice for years, no matter
what the subject has been on which he
had to express his views.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
SEWING Eyes

Are put to a fearful strain, get infamed,
bloodshot and sore. Leonardi's Golden
Eye Lotion cools, heals and strengthens.
Cures sore eyes without pain in one day.
Insist on having Leonard makes
strong eyes.
Guaranteed or money refunded. Drug
gists sell it at IS cts or forwarded pre-
paid On receipt of price by S. B. Leonardo
B Co, Tampa, Fla.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
Not Certain.

He-Is Jim doing hack work On the
paper now?
She (cautiously)-I don't know. He
was writing yesterday about Might
Owls. Baltimore American.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
And Other crln,ea.

The gravity of the crime OF big
amy appears to depend quite largely
upon the criminals business connec-
tions and social acquaintance.-Co Col
1mbus Journal.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
ladies car Wear shoes

One size smaller after using Aliens Foot
Ease A certain cure for swollen, sweating,
hot, aching feet. At all Druggists, 25c Ae-
cept no substitute. Trial package FREE.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
Artificial.

Ella-What would you give to have
hair like mine?
stella-I have some at home just
Ike it.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

A travelling man with the drink habit
was persuaded to try oranges as cure.
He says his physician advised the use of
oranges, and that the trial began with
the patient eating one before breakfast
and one every time thereafter that ne
thirsted for the stimulant he had been
using. Gradually the desire suceumbed
to the treatment, and now for more than
year the patient has felt no inclina.
ton whatever to return to the use of
intoxicants. Eleven of his friends SINH.
larly afflicted with the drinking habit
have profted by this mans experience.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

THE MILK PAIL is kept free from
staleness, sliminess and sickness il it
is washed with Borax and water in the
following proportions tablespoonful
to quart Of water.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

Your success viii never be finally
destroyed untfl you have lost hope.
energy, integrity and bravery.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
COULD HARDLY ToTrER ABOUT.
A Vivid Description of the Most In
sidious of Diseases.

Miss Emma Shirley, Killbuck, n Y,
writes: Kidney disease mysteriously
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

Our idea of q charming woman is
one who is ignorant OF her charms.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

Even If you gain but an inch you
haven't put your best foot forward in
vain.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

mrss Winslow's Soothing Syrup.
For children teething, softens the gums reduces In
dammaton, alays pain, cures wind collie 2sca bottle
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
Perhaps He Was the One to Blame.
In Use For Over 80 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought.

Perhaps He Was the One to Blame.
Hicks-He first met his wife when
he was on camping trip down in
the Maine woods, but their marriage
isn't Happy.
Wicks-Ah. see. He mistook her
for dear.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

/ know the thing that's most uncommon.
ENVY be silent and attend!l
know reasonable woman,
Handsome and witty, yet friend.
Pope.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

Believe he does"
"We1l, now. if we coGld keep all the
stray dogs in good humor and stand
them in a row and let them wag their
tails from morn till night, why, man,
there would be enough power general
ed to run a trolley line Niagara
wouldn't be in it. Wonder to me
some genius don't try to harness
those wags."
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

The work of reccnstructing the famous
Campanile of Venice is about to be re.
sumed. It was suspended ten months
ago because of fault found with the
bricks, which did not give any guarantee
of lasting power. Another kind of brick
will be used.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
Important % Mothers.

Examine carefully every bottle Of CASToRrA,
safe and sure remedy for infants and children,
and see that Il
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

The rain, the rain, the beautiful rain,
Each drop is link of diamond chars
That unites the earth, with its sin and
it's stain,
To the radiant realm where God doth
reign.
Denis Florence MaeCarthy.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
esaoe.

e.Sage.
Well sage or the park
bench, TT Of chasing dogs
around the saking them to
the pound / right IN some
ways. out 1t { wasting lot
Of valuable pc.
"Power?" e.. he park 30.
Hceman in surp.
Eyes. power. dog is in a
good humor he wa tail, doesn't
he?"
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
Of
IelOn, Wisconsin.

4ss Used me t0fuSe Perun0.
4 " szszbyoz'e at ouce. !,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03

Vice President East Tennessee Farmers
Association, Dayton, Tenn.
To this communication President Fin
ley has written the following letter:
washington, D. c., July 1, 19o7.-H.
i. Reynolds, Vice President East Tennes-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1907-08-03
$1,000. DOLLARS Cash

is what we wi endeaYoF to give va during the next
60 days Whyi For an advertisement. Send ten
cents for POSTAGE and circular. Mail Order House
Lock Box 205, Washington, ID. @.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
FOUND.
(2) benefit certificates
of Mutual Life Association. own
er may procure same by proving
property. Apply Telegram office.
MISCELLANEOUS.
SoTICE T0 TRANSFER.

Notice is hereby given that the
following named person has filed his
application and petition for trans
fer of license. to sell at re-
tail spirituous wines, liquors,
ale, porter, beers and drinks
of like nature, in the city of CIarks-
burg for the residue of the year be-
ginning May /, 1907:
ELLIS P. FROST, transfer of license
OF Meshach Frost, Elizabeth Lat
stetter building, 100 North Third
street, Clarksburg, West Virginia.
And notice is also hereby given
that the said application and petit
ton for transfer aforesaid will be
heard by the Council of the City Of
Clarksburg, at regular meeting to
be held Friday, September 9th, 1907.
Given under my hand this 18th
WILL n. COLE.
Clerk Of the City Of Clarksburg.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
uNHApP!NEss DIspELLgD.

Men and Women Unanimous About 1t.
Many women weep and wall and refuse
to be comforted because their once mag
nificcnt tresses have become thin and
faded. Many men incline to profanity
because the flies bite through the thin
thatch on their craniums. It will be good
news to the miserable of both sexes, to
learn that Newbro's TIerpIcide has been
placed upon the market. This IS the new
scalp germicde and antiseptic that acts
by destroying the germ or nIcrobe that
IS the underlying caHse Of all hair de-
struetion. Herpicide is a new prepara-
ton. made after new formula on an
entirely new principle. Anyone who has
tried it will testify as to its worth. Try
L yourself and be convinced. Sold by
leading druggists. Send 10c. in stamps
for sample to The Herpicide Co., De-
troit. Mich.
Two sizes-50 cents and $1.O0.
Wells & Haymaker, Special Agents
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28

WANTED-Position for upstairs
work or light house work. Place
preferred where small child can be
taken to live. Address e. L.. Tele-
gram office.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING.

Notice Is hereby given that meet
ing of the stockholders of the West
Virginia Fair Association of Clarks-
burg. will be held at the fair grounds
of said association. at Clarksburg, on
Friday, September 6. 1907, at .
O'Clock P. NJ, for the purpose of the
election of II directors, 6 to serve
for two years and 5 for one year.
This the goth day of August, 1907.
b. BROWN STOUT, President,
CAMDEN SOMMERS, Secretary.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
WANTEn-Moncy. 1 haye thirty-

WANTED-Moncy. have a thirty
three hundred dollar note due In
~ months bearing 90 interest
and secured by about thirty-thou-
sand dollars worth OF real estate
win take thirty hundred dollars
for It, making 16 3-5% gilt edge
investment. If YOU have the
money and want this Investment.
address for Interview, u 80. care
Telegram
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
PARSONS OUDERs co.
{ Jacobs Building CLARKSBURG n4226 Main Sc
CLARKSBURG
women's suits

If a suit isn't stylish wants it; a
suit isn't well tailored no one feels right in it; if
suit hasn't the right material in it the owner
will be deceived
Try the Parsons Souders Suit Store to-
morrow suit for every idea, and not one
with the tailoring" or style to disappoint you
here, and not with the material that will
deceive you after you buy it.
Suits are the practical and stylish gar
ments, and cares to be without one
this fall. Our stock is made up Of the kind
that pleases discriminating
The new fall suits are indescribably beau
tiful in semi and tight fitting effects jaunty
Prince Chaps single and double breasted.
Materials are principally serges, worsteds,
English suitings and broadcloth. Novel eff
fects produced by judicious use of braids.
These. are popularity priced from $18.75
to 10000.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28

Mr. Warren C. DAWSON and Miss
mid Ethel Moore were married at
the home of the bride on New Hi!
near Adamston at o'clock Tues
day night. The Rev. j. T. Foster.
pastor of the United Brethren church
at Adamston, ohiciated. They are
an excellent young couple and have
the best wishes of many friends.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28

If YOU ARE INTERESTED in Post
Cards. send 10c for sample pack
age OF our perfumed tinseled -nosl.
cards, inlaid with silk hearts and
''Hlls Made only by the Phoenix
Postcard Comnan~ 800 South
Exeter St., Baltimore, Nd.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
Observation-Disclosures by an ex-
perienced stenographer. Address
j., care Telegram.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. by elderly man
handy with wood working tools.
Address c. H., care Telegram
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28

traced Go the kidneys,
but now modern
science proves that
nearly all diseases
have their beginning
in the disorder Of
these most important
organs.
The kidneys filter
and purify the blood
that is their work.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
FREIGHTs COLLIDE
On Lake Erie and One is Sent to the
Bottom.
IBy Associated Press.l

DETROIT, Aug. 25s-The steel
freighter a. G, Brown, upbound and
the Isaac L. Elwood, down-bound,
collided off Bar Point in Lake Erie
last night and the Elwood went to
the bottom. The Brown was also
damaged but did not sink.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28

For long smoke try Don Antonio
Mellow Ripe; for large one try
La saramita Breya: fo3 delicious
one try any of the highigrade cigars
eli the Waldo.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28

Therefore, when Your kidneys are weak
or out of order, you can understand how
quickly your entire body is affected and
how every organ seems TO fail to do its
duty.
If you are sick or feel badly" begin
taking the great kidney remedy, Or.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, because as soon
as your kidneys are we'll they will help
all the other organs to health. A trial
will convince anyone.
If you are sick you can make no mis-
take by first doctoring your kidneys.
The mild and the extraordinary effect of
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great
kidney remedy, is soon realized. It
stands the highest for its wonderful cures
of the most distressing cases, and IS sold
on its merits - -
druggists in fftyl ..1iii;ssst ..::::s:fs
bottles You III sSzz4sls;h. lsss sEsz 8
have sample bott no OF swampROos
by mail free, also a tlet telling you
how to find out if ). We kidney or
bladder trouble ~ 4 this paper
when writing to DR.. Il. s. Co., Bing-
hanton, N. Y. Don't ma any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp Root,
DIR. Kiliner's Swamp-Root, and, the ad.
dress, BinghaTuson. n. Y, on every bottle.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-28
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened BY OYeT-WOTk.

Unhealthy kidneys Make Impure Blood.
It used to he considered that only
aTtnarysand bladder troubles were to be
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-13
no Yon Omen Your lInIrth

lake young bird and gulp down what
ever food or medicine may be offered youR
Or, do you want 70 know something Of the
composition and character Of that which
you take into your stomach whether as
food or medicine2
Most intelligent and sensible people
nowadays insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine.
Dr.. Pierce believes they have . perfect
sight 10 insist upo1 such knowledge. So he
publishes bEoadcast and on each bottle
wrapper, what as medicines are made Of
and Veklies ieyd n6eFea4h This be feels
he can well ford % do beca0se the more
die ingredients 81 which his medicines
are made are studded and underStood thS
more VIII their SUPERIOR curaLlYe virtues
g RpnceclatedA
For the cure OF woman's peculiar weak
neSses, irregularities and arrangements,
giving rise to frequent headaches, back
ache, dragging-down pain or distress In
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom-
panied, Outlines, with facilitating,
pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred Symp-
toms Of weakness, DR.. Pierce's Favortte
Prescription IS q most efficient remedy.
It Is equally effective In curing painful
periods, In giving strength TO nursing
mothers and In preparing the system Of
the expectant mother for babys coming,
thus rendering childbirth safe and conn
pGratiVely painless. The VFRvorite Pre-
scrlption " Is most potent, strengthening
tonic to the general system and TO the
organs distinctly feminine in particular.
It Is also o soothing and invigorating
neryine and cures nervous exhaustion
nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria,
spasms, chorea or st. Vitus's dance, and
other distressing nervous symptoms at-
tendant upon functional and organic dis
eases Of the distinctly feminine organs.
A host of medical authorities of all the
several schools of practice, recommend
each Of the several ingredients OF which
EFavorite Prescription IS made for the
cure of the diseases for which 1t Is claimed
TO be cure. You may read what they
say for yourself by sending a postal card
request for a free booklet of extracts
from the leading authorities, to DR. r. ".
stitute. Buffalo. y. y. and 1t viii come to
YOU by return post
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-13

VIII mall you free, to prove
merit, samples of my DR.. Shops
Restorative. and my book on either
Dyspepsia, The Heart or The Kid
neys. Troubles of the stomach,
heart or kidneys, are merely symp-
toms Of a deeper ailment Don't
make the common error of treating
symptoms only. Symptom treatment
is treating the result of your ailment
ana not the cause. Weak stomach
nerves-the inside nerves-mean
stomach weakness, always. And the
heart, and kidneys as well. hal
their controlling or inside neryt
Weaken these nerves. and you
evitably have weak vital organ
Here is where DR. Shops Restor
tive. has made its fame. No othe.
remedy even claims to treat the Gin
side nerves" Also for bloating,
biliousness, had breath or complex
ion, use Or. Shops Restorative.
Write me today for sample~and free
book. DR.. Shoop. Racine. Wis. The
Restorative - sold by all dealefa
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-13
aetrauod hx clum,insa,.

1--WE have to constantly keep on the
lookout for people who. in order to get
trade prices. pretend to be in the bust
ness" said the head of one of our
wholesale wall paper houses. "They
are not always easy to detect, either.
for some are pretty well posted on the
subject and are hard to trip up. But
l caught one the other day. He
claimed to be paper hanger from the
west. and he wanted something bang
up in style Mt trade prices. He talked
so knowingly about wall papers that
had about made up my mind to give
him the discount, when little thing
happened that put me wise He at
tempted to roll up again some paper
he had spread out on the floor to ex
anime. The way he did it was reve-
latton. He took hold of 1t and mauied
l. a&l..- 80 II he were kneadtng bread.
nc"e. s.,w anything less like the pro-
rcss.tr 8 ur of doing 1t. l gave him
81, Il right. but up instead of
j. -. .FSe.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-13
SWEET MELODY FLOUR.

I'll stop your pain free. To show
you frst-before you spend a penny
what my Pink Pain Tablets can
do. I will mail you free, a trial
package OF them-Dr. Shops Head
ache Tablets. Neuralgia, headache.
tonthache, period pains. etc. are due
alone to blood congestion. DR..
Shops Headache Tablets simply
kill pain by coaxing away the unnat-
ural blood pressure. That is all.
Address. DR.. shoop. Racine. wis.
Sold by all druggists.
The daily telegram. [volume] (Clarksburg, W. Va.) 1901-1926, 1907-08-13
~, Honesty.

49, a - uver Russia are glad to
Co.. i'AI!sh servants, because
Tn. =. eul. and nothing has to
be locked ~" remember how once,
when went TO the captain Of steam
er which was carrying me to Stock
holm to find out when l could tele-
graph to Helsingfors for valuable
gold buckle had left in the hotel, he
replied: There is no occasion to tele-
graph. Write to the hotel manager
when you get TO Stockholm. and he
will send the buckle on to ybu. No one
ever steals in Finland" wrote as he
directed. anc the buckle followed me
TO England, where / received 1t soon
after my arrIval.-Mrs. Meakin's Rus
STA.