davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
'.f@F@4F fa''''s'S't Fs''F'F-F@ft+* 'tsF'
. POEMS
YOU'LL
ENJOY.
The Herald's Special Selections.
i i 4
THE AGENTS ADVICE.
The Herald's Special Selections.

Amos Muggins in a paper saw Il mat
rimonial adj
1t told about a lady and the fortune
that she had
all bequeathed her by her dad.
Furthermore, it said the damsel was
both beautiful and young
With a wealth of gentle speeches ever
ripping from her tongue
And effusively her praises by the lit
tie ad were sung.
Amos Muggins wrote the agent, who
was playing Cupids part,
And affirmed that he was smitten by
the little fellows dart
That the fair and wealthy damsel
could obtain his hand and heart.
So the agent wrote to Amos and ad-
vised him to come on,
For the damsel was as timid as
young and startled fawn--
And if Amos did not hurry, then the
damsel might be gone.
Likewise, wrote the genial agent, Amos
should remit fee
And he set the figure of it quite as
high as 1t could be.
Amos sent the cash, observing: This
looks pretty good to me-"
Amos met the lovely lady-she was
not so young in years,
But her heart was gay and youthful,
and it furthermore appears
That she had a false complexion and
wore jewels in her ears.
Amos thought about her money and Of
how he'd make it whizz.
She, alas! was also thinking of that
bank account of his
Which, indeed, we oft discover, is the
way this old world is,
they were married-and when Amos
held her closely in his arms
lie inquired, with gentle murmurs of
her money and her farms,
And the coy and blushing damsel said
that they were false alarms!
AMOS spoke some words in protest, and
his fair and lovely bride
Asked him II twas gentlemanIy to
hint that a lady lied!
Then she scolded him severfly, and
she hit him once beside;
she attacked her loving husband, and
her scratches made him groan,
And she gave him her opinion in no
undecided tone,
If man that wouldn't love her for
her lovely self alone.
Amos went back to the agemS and
asked him to explain,
Saying that such rude deception filled
his tender heart with pain,
But his efforts to get matters straight
ened out were all in vain.
You have handed me a lemon!'" Amos
vowed and shook his head,
You have handed me lemon, by in
ducing me to- we'd"
Wen, guess you'd better squeeze it,"
was all the agent said.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Seven Hills ChautaQua.

The Illinois Central Railroad will
sell tickets to OwensbOro KY, and re-
turn at one and one third first class
fares for round trip On July 14th to
July 10Th inclusive. Return limit Au-
gust 16, 1907.
Cheaper rates in effect on certain
days. For particulars call on ]. E.
williams Agent 22t6
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
COMMON SENSE

Leads most Intelligent people 10 use only
medicines Of known composition. There
fore IT. Is that Dr. Pierce's medicines, the
makefstl which print every ingredient
entering l4o Them upon the bottle wrap
pers and ATTEST Its correctness under oath,
are daily grSHing In favor. The com.
position Of OH Pieree's medicines is open
TO every body,NDr. Pierce being DESTROYS
OF having the Search lIGht Of inYestIga:
ton turned fully upon his formula, being
confident that the better the COM Qsltlon
S these medicines Is known the more
will their great clratlye merits be recog::
nlzed. Being wholly made OF the active
medicinal principles extracted sfrom ma
tive forest roots, by exact processes
original with DIR. Pierce, and without the
use of drop Of alcohol, triple-refned and
chemically pure glycerine being used in
stead In extracting and preserving the
curative virtues residing in the roots
employed, these medicines are entirely
free from the objection of doing harm
by creating an appetite for either al
coholic beverages or habit forming
drugs. Examine the formula on their
bottle wrappers-the same as sworn to by
DIR. Pierce, and you will find that his
~Golden Medical Discovery" the great,
blood-purifler, stomach tonic and bowel
regulator-the medicine which, while not
recommended to cure consumption in its
advanced stages mo medicine will do that
yet does cure all those catarrhal condi,
tions of head and throat, weak stomach,
torpid liver and bronchial troubles, weak
lungs and hang-on-coughs, which, II neg,
lected or badly treated lead up to and
finally terminate In consumption.
Take the rGolden Medical Discovery "
IN time and 1t is not likely to disappoint
you II only you give 1t thorough and
fair trial. Don't expect miracles. 1t
won't do supernatural things. You must
exercise your patience and persevere In its
use for reasonable length of time to get
its full benefits. The ingredients Of which
DR.. Pierce's medicines are composed have
the unqualified endorsement Of scores Of
medical leaders-better than any amount
OF lay, or non-professional, testimonials.
They are not given away to be expert
mented with but are sold by all dealers In
medicines at reasonable prices.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
He Fired the Stick.

81 have fired the walking-stick I've
carried over 40 years, on account of
a sore that resisted every kind of
treatment, until l tried Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve; that has healed the sore
and made me a happy man." writes
John Garrett, of North Mills, N. c..
Guaranteed for piles, burns, etc, by
J. II. Williams, druggist Csc m
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
The July American Magazine.

"Mr Dooley' tells about the Presi-
Dental candidates in the July Ameri-
can Magazine. The cartoons are by
McCutcheon. Roosevelt, Taft, Fair
banks, Foraker, Root, Beveridge and
others are mentioned" "A fine lot
iv men FIR amy republican to choose
firm an an akelly fine list f'r him to
reject firm"
Ray Stannard Baker, now one of
the editors of The American Maya
zine, tells the story of the "Black
Belt" in the current American. Wal
ter Prichard Eaton describes "Manhat-
tap;an IslandOutgrown"--the story of
how "old" New York, confined by
wide rivers, is bursting into New Jer-
sey and Long Island through tunnels
costing more than the Panama Canal.
David Grayson narrates an inter-
view with an infidel. Short stories
are contributed by Will Irwin, Marion
Hill, c. I. Carter, and Edith Barnard.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Long-DiStance FOretelling.

You will marry rich and beauti-
full blonde" said the fortune teller,
and become the father of a large
family" &c.
"Then I'll have long time to
watt" said the young man with a
half sigh. 81 married a rich but
homely brunette a couple of weeks
ago, and she looks good for 80 years
vet"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26

but at the time OF his death was a
widower He was eighty-six years
of age and had started fourteen chill
dren and stepchildren to housekeep-
ing. He was brother of w. e. Pc
den, wealthy farmer, who died at
Temple Hill, in this county, two week
ago.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Sewing Machines for Sale.

II you are In need of Singer or
Wheeler & Wilson Sewing Machine, ]
will be glad to come and show you the
work of either machine, and will quote
you prices to suit the times on easy
payments. I also handle repairs for
any make of machine. Your patron
age is solicited. ]. G. Bennett, Agt.
37tf Hartford, Ky.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Notice,

To miners and farmers. We ask Of
you not to buy wagons or buggies
from any person, firm or corporation,
until he, they or 1t, recognizes the
union and employ union men.
John Wilson,
Recording Secretary.
Done by order of Local Union, u.
NJ. w. of A.. No. CTS, Echols, Ken
lucky. 14-tf
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Married Five Times, but Dies
WidOwer.

Glasgow, KY, June 1.-THE death
of Thomas Peden at his home in the
edge of this county last night, near
the Monroe county line, removes a
remarkable man in many respects
Mr.. Peden had been married five times
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Same Old Job.

Merchant-WAat are your six boys
doing now, Uncle Hiram
Uncle. Hiram-Ain't none of 'em
dom nothin' but Jim.
Merchant-What's Jim doing?
Uncle Hiram-Loafin', ez usual
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
A Living Will.

What makes Peck look so wor-
ried2"
HE. has been contesting his wife's
will
why, I didn't know his wife was
dead"
That's it she isn't"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26

Parties who write to us to have the
address of their Herald changed, will
please give the old as well as the new
address. This will save us much
trouble.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Ask for Aliens Feet-EaSe,

A powder for swollen. tired, hot. smart
ing feet. Sample sent free. Also free
Sample. of theFoot- EeaseSanitary Corn
Pad, a new invention. Address. Allen
s. Olmsted. LIE Roy. N. Y. 2St4
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1907-06-26
Her Opinion.

DeBorem-I suppose you consider
me too fresh altogether?
Miss Cutting-No, not altogether.
Your jokes are certainly stale enough.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31
VAN WICK
Vanwyck, January %.

y u
Miss Anna Dooley, who has been
teaching for the past four months
in the Hays district, visited her
friend, Miss Anna M Roach, here
last week. She will go to Weiser
this week for a short visit before
returning to her home at Albany,
Oregon.
Work is progressing rapidly at
Neel's logging camp. The largest
load of logs brought in by four
horses SO far was driven by Bob
Coonrod. There is a shortage of
men for work now owing to some of
them being sick
Quite large crowd attended
the dance at the hall here Friday
evening and all report an enjoy
able time. The Odd Fellows will
give a dance in their hall here on
February IA.
Robert Mcdonald is sporting
fine new Portland cutter. Needless
to say Bob receives countless smiles
from the girls now.
Miss Della Kimball who is teach
ing school at Roseberry spent from
Friday evening until Sunday with
her parents here
Mrs. George Suit from near Rose
berry visited her sister, Mrs Fred
Rutled pe here several davS Loot
week.
Mrs. ]. w. Auxier who has been
quite sick for some time past is
much better now.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31
Wanted For Conspiracy

United States Attorney General
Charles J. Bonaparte and United
States District Attorney N. M.
Ruick have filed complaint in the
United States circuit court for the
district of Idaho, against Anthony
w. Cooke, Benjamin White and
George Loe, charging the defend
ants with having conspired to de-
fraud the United States govern
ment out of lot of timber and To-
Gated in townships IS, 10, 20 and
21 north, ranges / and 2 east of the
Boise meridian. The land involv-
ed lies in the neighborhood of
Meadows. 1t is strip about IL
miles wide and about % miles long
The parties who made the entries
are mostly residents of the country
in the neighborhood of the lands
involved. They are not included
as defendants in the complaint
The complaint asks that the titles
to the lands in question be declared
void and that the land revert to the
United States government.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31
John Johnson Instantly kiln

John johnson was INSTANTLY !,
ed yesterday afternoon on ~ Alll'
creek in Boise county, in l0a sss'''
camp NO. 3. Just how the aee Sd,'s
happened is not known. ~ uVa'
working at the bottom Of > w. way
hauling away the logs as thew oa' N''
down. The supposition is t6. t'u'
OF the logs jumped the shoot sts s''
ing him, as he was found u :,
distance up the hill near the vh,'''
his chest was badly crushed az
both legs were broken. Dece..,,
was about 26 years old and h., :.
father in San Francisco ord
brother in Long valley. The :,
mains were brought to the unds,
taking parlors of Schneider & q.
denfaden. No funeral arrans..
ments will be made until his rsl..
tives are heard from. Capital New,
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31
WAINO
wv ainO. January

Waino, January %.
Born, daughter to the wife of
Esa Rantala, January 16. Mother
and babe getting along nicely.
The family of John Huttala ar
rived here from far-away Finland
about week ago.
r. II. and w. e. Douglass left
for Council to bring in freight the
Oath inst.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31
10

Flo, January %.
The ladies of the Finnish Luth-
erian church organized a sewing
circle last Sunday. 1t will work
for the benefit of the church.
Mrs. John Huttala has come here
from Finland to join her husband,
who has a homestead on the east
side of Lake Fork.
There was a tie-bow party at the
schoolhouse last Tuesday night.
Gabriel Ikola started out to look
for work last week.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31
SEBERRY
Roseberry, January 70.

About a year ago last June 10th,
when we were voting for the god
dess of liberty, when Roseberry
won the contest, some one wanted
to know where Roseberry was, any
way Now at that time it would
have been something of a job to
find much of a town we will all
agree, but since then the place has
changed until it is easily found.
1t has grown in that time from one
store and one residence until to-
day it contains a hardware store,
a general merchandise store, a con-
fectionery store, fine hotel, i. ..
O. F. hall, two churches a two-room
schoolhouse, and seven residences.
A creamery, sawmill building, one
store, and two residences are in
course of construction, and there is
splendid chance for big boom
next year.
There are four teams hauling
logs to the mill here. Parks Bros.
are hauling for the purpose of bull
ding a new barn. The Pottenger
boys are hauling both for them
selves and their father; they are
going to put in about 10000 feet.
There are now about 95 logs in the
yard, all good average logs but we
do not know how much they will
scale.
Roseberry Lodge 1. o. o. F. has
installed the following officers:
James Garrett, N. g.; Ed G. Martin,
" g.; A. L. Roberts, Secy.; Ed G.
Martin, treasurer.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. J. Blankinship
are on the sick list this week. DIR.
futile was called in on Sunday to
see them. We think they are bet
ter today.
Miss Della Kimball, one of the
teachers of the school here, went
home to spend Saturday and Sun
day with her parents at Vanwyck.
Roseberry Camp M. w. A. has
elected the following officers: Chas.
w. Parks, W. c.; S. N. Dowell, Clerk.
Men are now finishing up the
telephone line from Roseberry to
Beaver meadows.
Rain has been falling all day
and now looks as if it would con-
tinue all night.
Judge Rhea of Weiser and En-
gineer Luck of Lardo were in town
Friday night.
We are now having some very
fine weather for the time of wear.
There was large crowd out to
the dance here Friday night.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31

From the Idaho City Worlds a.
count of county commissioners prO.
ceedings,, we gather that H. F. b.
win has been appointed road over
seer of the 9th district, and petit
ion of citizens of Ola for a bridgt
across north fork of payette rive
was laid over until the April meet
ing.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31

No friendship is worth the name
unless it does the highest good as.
sisting us to escape from the mani.
fold forms of selfshness, and to
look at duty with fresh impulse
F. w. Robertson.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31

If any of our paid subscribers
would like to have THE ADVOCATE
sent to their friends in the states.
they may have a copy mailed di-
rect from this office each week for
81 per year-half price. We make
this offer to advertise the valley.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31

Our anger and impotence often
prove much more mischievous than
the things about which we are an
cry or impatient-M Marcus Aurelius.
Long Valley advocate. (Lardo, Idaho) 1904-1907, 1907-01-31
Dance and Supper at Vanwyck

The Odd Fellows will give ball
in their hall at Vanwyck on Friday
night, Feb. 18th. Supper will be
served in the dining room.
w. j. JAMESON, Secy.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14
VERMONT NEARBY AT THE TOP.

Vermont stood second Of all the states
Of the union in 1906 in the production
Of stone Quite a revelation. it affords,
for those who are accustomed to asso.
eiatc the commonwealth with things
purely agricultural A bulletin just H..
sued by the United States Geological
Survey gives the relative standing Of the
leading states. with granite, marble,
sandstone and limestone AZ the products
considered. N this reckoning, The state
Of Pennsylvania leads III Others. with
production Of 1897 per cent. Of tho
total output. Then comes Vermont. with
percentage OF 1884 Of he entire pro.
duction Of the country. The foiner PRO.
duees all four Of the minerals included
In this compilation, while Vermont is
credited with only granite. mar.
bic aud small quantity Of limestone.
The other states producing more than
s2000,OOO annually were, IL the order Of
their rank, New York, Ohio, Alasseeha-
setts. Indiana. Illinois. Maine. California
and Missouri. IN the production Of mar.
bic Vermont led all states
The total valuation OF the stone pro.
duct Of the country in the year was s66,.
3Ts,79i. showing gain Of two millions
and half over the preceding year and
an increase Of over forty.two millions
in the past ten years. The production
OF limestone leads with an output Of
s27 ,S20,243, with granite second and hav.
ing total Of sls,569,705. Marble was
third with s7.5s2,9ss. Nearly one.third
Of the output went into building con-
struetion. An interesting fact to this
state is that Vermont having produced
1874 per cent. Of the grand total is
therefore credited with a production Of
81, 527 1923 during the year Her gran
lite and her marble are largely response
bic for this. Pennsylvania, the leading
state, turned out only a million and
quarter more than did Vermont In view
Of the great strides taken by the Green
Mountain state, the acceleration given
to the business from year to year, and,
above all, the possession OF vast store.
houses Of raw product, it is not unrea
sonable to expect that this little rock
ribbed commonwealth viii soon surpass
even Pennsylvania and take her place a,
the head of the procession Nothing
short of that viii now satisfy.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14
GOOD SEASON OF SPORT.

The charge Of jockeyism, which is
sometimes brought against the partici-
pants in the great national game Of base
ball could not be laid up against the two
teams which contested for the worlds
championship last week. Had the play.
ers been so minded, they might have pro-
longed the struggle for a few days and
reaped the harvest Of dollars which the
enthusiastic followers OF the sport were
ready and eager to SOW. If, instead Of
exerting every effort to capture the series
after they had won three games, the
Chicago National league team had al
lowed the Detroits. representatives Of the
American league, TO win two games, both
aides might have bettered themselves
financially by goodly sums through the
receipts Of the additional games. But
the former did not fall victim to the
temptation, and refused to lose sight Of
the one goal, which was the champion
ship OF the series and Of the world
There was no jockeying on either side,
but straight, hard sport such as has
characterized the national game in the
larger leagues throughout the year. This
spirit has made the game the most sue
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14
An Aereeahle InnovalIon.

Tho proposition to re- elect Gov. Flctch.
or y. Proctor. IL contaminated, would
be an agreeable innovation In Vermont
politics II would show that the people
care more for capacity and efficiency in
a chief executive than in the distrihu.
ton Of title. u would break a prece.
dent which has nothing to commend and
Il would incidentally give the mountain
rule" a JOLT u would add great strength
70 the state ticket in a presidential year
and at time when there Is likely 20 be
very little enthusiasm il any OF the
east side candidates who have been fire.
quently mentioned are nominated The
Barre Times and the Bennington Banner,
the papers which cspoused the cause Of
Clement as against Proctor in 1909, are
the first to suggest the governors re-.
election next year on the strength Of
his exceptional Observation-Disclosures
Phoenix.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14

The sheldon Fair association has made
a good showing in spite Of the most dis
eouTaRingly untayorahlc weather ~ the
time Of III fan exhibition. The new
society Is starting ont On the right tack,
with q proper sense 81 progressive busis
ness policy and a disposition To- hiring
the fair m Ga date ~ successful smusc'
merit and educational enterprise. u
will take some imc % nss '.f ~ sorle
- the tid.timc handieaf- r7ih.ps, an4
g. accumulate noney FEpiigh io make
rll the changes IN pr additions 10 the
pant that nigh. D. ieifable Bus th
beginning has besi mace AMI Il q =
good one Of much promise Tho associs-
ton deserves tbs moral sapprrt 81
Franklin county people gencr w and
every dollar Of its capital stock should
be taken without a lusstiun.- n. Albans
Messenger.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14
CABOT.

Mrs. Edd. Lennie Of Hardwiels Is visit.
ing her parents here.
Arthur Cilkerson Of Concord, y. H.
Is visiting Harry Walbridee.
Ralph Silloway i building a cottage
near 5. G. Noodry's at Jos's poud.
Mrs. X. p. Freeman and Mrs. J. I
Drew were in Hardwiek Saturday
Alland Pope Of West Danvillc was here
visiting bis brother, 4. Pope, recently
Miss Lottie Dodge has finished work
for Francis Knapp aud returned home TO
Woodbury..
Mrs N. +. Wells went to Barre, in.
stead Of Boston, as stated in the pre-.
vious items
Mr.. and Mrs. L. w. Harrington. who
have been visiting in Brookfeld for a
week past, returned home Friday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14

Friends Of Mrs. Minor Morris. the wo.
man who was forcibly elected from the
White House some time ago, and
The enemies Of Roosevelt, are now forced
to admit that the woman bad no right
in the White House, because OF insanity
but they dearly love TO get in the last
slap and so declare that the action was
"unchivalrous" They might follow It
up with a definition Of what constitutes
ehivalry to a fighting, scratching, crazy
woman. II certainly does not lie IN per.
hitting her to run at large through the
chief executives residence. and in hum.
oring her when she refused to leave.
Again, IL the executive afterwards looked
up the antecedents Of the woman. il was
because he was compelled to do so by
the bowling Of these same people who
are now trying to cover up their confu-
sion by crying 'unchiyalrous," 'unchival-
rous'
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14

An erudite correspondent Of the Bur
lington News throws missile Of But
lcr's Hudibras az supt. c. J. Ferguson
Of the Auti.Saloon League, accompany
ing 4 with the injunction to 4just SIM.
ply 'osleriza' him and al snch insulIcr.
able cranks who 10 quote from Butler.
Hudibras,
Condone the sins they are inclined TO.
BY damnIng those they have no mind
to-"
Since no word has since como from
Supt. Ferguson, II may BE- taken fol
granted that he succumbcd 70 the blow
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1907-10-14

Bis home "a Bellows Falls for a visit
vita his parents. after which be- expects
"a ~ 70 Mexico where he has posi.
ton.
Mm. Bissett, young man about
twenty years old unknown IN this To-
caity was lodged AZ the farm house Of
Frank Blake last Friday night. he was
given q bed IN the room with the Blake
boy In the morning il was found that
be had stolen collection o. 100 Cana.
dian pennies and other money from the
boy. lie was arrested BY sheriff Saw.
yer and taken before Justice $. n. Kent
Saturday and received fine Of $40 and
costs which he was unable 70 pay and
was taken to Rutland to serve the al.
tentative sentence Of 60 days at hard
labor.