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The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. From the New York Press

A woman calls 1t news If she tells it and scandal if anybody else does.
 The best way to get excused for not be- ing able to earn your living Is to be a poet.
 A nice thing about sending telegrams is you can shift the blame for the bad spelling.
 If a woman could talk in three lan- guages she would have to be able to do 1t all at the same time to believe that she was having a good time.
 When a man sneaks away from his of flee to go to the races he pretends he doesn't know what horse. won so his fam fly will think he went to the funeral of relative.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

cotton. Kentucky, Tennessee and Ala bama can by joint action secure the opening of the Tennessee-Warrior waterway, but it must be done as part of the movement for linking the lakes and the gulf together, and the preliminary steps should be taken at once.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
Huntsville on Up Grade.

Joseph J. Bradley, agent and treasurer of the Merrimack Cotton mills of Hunts vile, is at the Hillman. He attended the meeting of the cotton men here on Tues day and remains over until tonight to at tend the Shriners meeting. MT. Bradley says Huntsville is on the up grade and that the recent discovery of natural gas in that city will be of tremendous advan- tage to the city commercially. Borings were made for oil but gas was. struck and the flow has been found sufficient to be of great commercial value.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
From the New York Mall.

From the New York Mall.
 \ F you are an American from the in-
 terior you probably never ate any ! other cheese than a hard cheese until you sat down at a flfty-hve cent table d'hote in Gotham-barring, of course, the "smearing which your maternal parent used to hang in coarse-meshed rag from limb of the old apple tree in the backyard. Yet you may be inter ested in the soft cheese of Europe all the same. In that hope we record the fact. which we find interesting and in- deed surprising, that there are at least 25O different varieties of soft cheese on the markets of the old world. The cur rent report of the bureau of animal in- dustry, from which we glean this fact, adds, however, the following comment; "If nine-tenths of the 250 or more de- scribed varieties were most carefully for gotten, and half the remainder proper ly made, both producer and consumer would benefit by the change"
 That narrows consderablys the list of soft cheese that 1t Is either desirable or necessary to know, and enables us to name the best of them. They include Linn burger Roauefort, Camembert, Erie, Gorgonzola, Cheddar, Stilton, Neufchatel, Muenster, Edam and Cheshire. These may all be divided into two classes, the bac- terial cheeses and the mold-ripened cheeses. Limburger is typical bacterial cheese. So are Livarot Port du Salut, Pont L'Eveque, Baeckstein and Harz. But the most of the other cheeses men, toned in our primary classification are mold-ripened cheeses. The latter again may be subdivided into two sharply marked groups. the -Camembert group and the Gorgonzola- -Roquefort- Stilton group. It Is not possible here to state the differences in cneese making
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
Active Iron Market.

'"The iron market is more active this week than usual" said H. Hammond, the well known broker Spot iron is in brisk demand, and there Is eager inquiry for third and fourth quarter delivery.
 Nearly all the Birmingham iron is sold for the third quarter, and the onfy large selling is for the fall months. The market could not well be stronger"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

general unwholesomeness is beyond cure. It must go.
 What and where shall it's successor be? This is the question, and the Board of Revenue acted wisely when it decided to submit the problem to the people of the county. The people can be trusted to decide it on it's mer- its. They always do.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
NO PRIVATE CARS FOR HIM.

Philadelphia Dispatch in the New York
 Times
 Discarding private cars and automo- piles as being modes of conoeyance which do not afford enough exercise. James McCrea, president of the Penn sylvania railroad, is going to spend a vacation on foot. In less than fort night he will be somewhere in the Britt ish Isles with his sons, James K. and Archibald M., tramping from one place of interest to another on an energetic and healthful sightseeing tour.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
TALK ABOUT SOFT CHEESES

that differentiate these groups but it will help the diner somewhat to know that they are thus classified.
 Camembert cheese is made north and west of Paris, and Is primarily a Nor man cheese; 1t takes It's name from a village church. Erie cheese is made north and east of the Seine; it has the nanle of department rather than a district. Gorgonzola Is made in north Italy; it is a Lombard cheese. Roquefort the most famous of all high-favored cheeses, is made in southern France in the depart ment of Averyron, but every pound of l. is rlpened in the little hill village of Ro- quefort. Unlike most of it's fellows, it is sheep's milk not cows milk product. It Is ripened in a group of natural caves supplemented by enormous cellars exca- vated In the mountainside One of these cellars has twelve floors, and can hold more than eO0,oOo cheeses.
 It is interesting to note that the pub lie taste for hlgh-fiavored cheeses is abat- ing. The longer soft cheese stands. the softer it becomes and the sharper its flavor. London now prefers its soft cheeses young. The average French restaurant will serve cheese less than half ripened. Even the sturdy German palate, which still has wide welcome for strong smelling and strong-tasting cheeses, is be- coming kindly disposed to something milder. These are the days of the decad- ence! Another fact of disenchantment which scientific research has brought out Is that there are really no mexplicable mysteries about cheese It is easy to make, and a number of venerable prac tices still followed-based on the super stition that it takes a peculiar kind of air or soil or COW or food to produce each variety-have none but a poetiaeI justification.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

The bureau of labor shows that 25S commodities reached a higher level in 1906 than at any previous time in seventeen years. All housewives will uphold the bureau In it's statements.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
AT THE BALL PARK.

Blue-nosed Spectator Gin grandstand)-I didn't know you were baseball "fan.r
 Equally Blue-nosed Epectator-I'm not I'm only yelling to keep warm. Line 'er out, Steiny!-Chicago Tribune.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

War has broken out in Kansas against dandelions. Governor Hoch has issued a proclamation against them, but Carrie Nation has not yet stated where she stands.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

When fortune gins to smile on you And there's the goal at last in view, Don't pay attention to what's said, Lest words of praise enlarge your head. Thls hattery's a subtle thing, Twill make a mans good sense take wing And fill him full of whims, forsooth, Until he thinks hot air the truth.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

President Roosevelts support of Governor Hughes is spectacular at any rate. The bouncing of excellent officials for that purpose Is strenuous support to say the least.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

While Editor Taft may have made some mistakes in Ohio, we hope that he and his Brother Bill will not fight, as they probably did when they were boys.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Straight shooting Is better than mere weight in battleships.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Frederick Weyerhouser, the lumber king, is another man who thinks the administration is unduly meddlesome. He wants his purchases of timbered lands to stand untouched.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Governor Hughes repels the sugges- ton of second place on the republican national ticket with scorn and de- fiance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

John Temple Graves may yet devise a presidential combination that will fit public sentiment. He Is a Warwick of the liveliest sort.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Schwab, Carnegie and Prick are all about to build technical schools. The rivalry among them is marked and helpful.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

There is a tendency nowadays to- ward undue intimacy between words. The result is some compound words that ought to be hyphenated are not
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

William M. Stead cannot be modi- fled, and he should either be sup pressed or ignored. He is an inter national nuisance.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

MT. Carnegie has sent the Emperor William diplodocus about eighty feet long. This may boom the market for ancient game.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

through a two-story house near the raii- road yards, but they went so fast that none of the tenants had a chance to un- load any coal
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Now that the automobile hearse has arrived, there will be something more than talk in the phrase, ito railroad a man to Hades."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

The telephone is beginning to cut down postoffice revenue. It is very insidious.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Engineer Goethals is doing no talk ing, and he may be doing great deal of digging.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Washington Post: No doubt MT. liar riman's feelings were lacerated when he was compared to Eugene Debs. but up to date MT. Debs has been doing all the "hollering about 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

The recording angel probably put down a great many swear words for Birming- ham when the water main broke and the cars stopped and the lights went out Tuesday night.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

A man, a woman and a baby tried to loot a safe in Ohio. The baby was in the womans arms and just looked on
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

It is pretty "dry" out in Kansas now, and also in parts of Kentucky, the same which is not due to the weather.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

San Francisco rose from it's ashes even with Schmitz and Abe Ruef in control of it's public affairs.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

"Hope springs eternal" That is the reason why we are confident that summer will get here some day.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

The railroads are favoring federal regulation as the lesser of two evils.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

The cold weather has impaired the fruit crop and the baseball receipts.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

England is being enriched by death duties on estates of the Silent Smith sort
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

While the expenses of Dr. Dowies fun- eral have not yet been paid, the prophet may congratulate himself-somewhere that he has had the funeral.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
ALABAMA PRESS

Huntsville Mercury: Snow and ice in New Mexico this late shows that the seasons are terribly out of joint.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
A WORD OR TWO.

A man swallowed a safety pin the other day. but he didn't do 1t for safety.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Governor Folk Is still keeping his weather eye on 1908. He is considered possibility in Missouri.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
ThIs common body,

Like a vagabond flag upon the stream Goes to, and back, Iackeying the vary ing tide, To rot Itself with motion.
 Antony and Cleopatra.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

San Francisco has been both busy and bad in it's first year since the fire.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Chattanooga Star: The Birmingham golf players found out that they were up against the real thing when they tackled the Chattanooga team. When you strike the Riverview links its golf, not talk. that counts.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Crop news Is used at this stage of the game to put prices up or down.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

There is hardly a town or hamlet in the country that is without its poet.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

JUDGMENT. There's surely good in every heart A slender vein of gold Doth run, unmeasured by the world, Beneath the hard and cold Exterior of one who seems creature made of stone. For this he lives misunderstood And walks his way alone. Speaking of Aked, he is said to resem- ble Roosevelt. Tough luckl The colonels seem to have it--Graves, Roosevelt and Bryan, It's anbody's weather now. Looks a little like spring. We know one peach that's safe.
 PAUL COOK,
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
CHINA'S MARSHES.

The Kaiser hesitates to climb into the peace wagon.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Spokane Spokesman Review: Chinese officials say they can look after the famishing people of their country with out outside assistance. Possibly they can, but they don't do 1t.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
DON'T YOU FIND IT so?

DON'T YOU FIND IT so? When you get up in the morning And there's music in your heart You will hurry through with breakfast, Just to get an early start. When you can not keep from smiling As you go in search of it, Work will be so full of pleasure That you'll simply hate to quitl Many poet has laid bare his soul in most piteous manner. only to have the exposure declined with thanks.
 MELODRAMA. All is dark in melodrama,
 Wickedness is everywhere, Vaccinations of the villain
 Fill the heroine with care. Bitter tears are always falling,
 Frequent sobbing. too. is heard And the baby, born in London,
 Cannot speak a single word. Fire, it seems is ever raging
 Murder runs it's bloody course, Fiendishly the wife is treated Surely, she will seek divorce?a Floods break loose and loud explosions Pun in peril human lives. While the good, at disadvantage 'Gainst the force of evil strives. Dark the picture, yet is darker
 In the act that comes between Number one and number three. which Holds the most pathetic scene. Villainy still rules triumphant.
 Will the right ne'er win it's own? Can the most prolonged repentance For such cruelty atone? Ah! ray of sunshine brightens,
 There's a hero-don't forgetl Tho he's many times assaulted,
 He'll come out a winner, yet Hark, we hear note of gladness, Clouds begin to roll away. Iris the fourth act of the drama Whats the finish? Who can say? See, the heroine Is smilingl
 Mark the villain where he stands, With scowl upon his features And the 'nippers' on his hands. Love and honor both triumphant! Joy, oh joy! and all is we'll There must be q sunshine ending, Or the tickets wouldn't sell. Keep sweet' chirps one of those poets. Ludl he must want us to be a 
 Never look gift diplodocus in the mouth. It might bite you. Eight coal cars ran amuck and went
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Troy Messenger: Various democrats are at all times starting waves against Bryan. Just as well try to dam the Atlantic
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
SPRING FEELING.

If days be dark or fair, love, If days be gray or blue, I wouldn't care a fig, love,
 If they were days with you.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Anniston Hot Blast: The s5,OOo,oOO anti Roosevelt conspiracy seems to have dwindled down to about a thrty-cent proposition.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

After all, Dr. Akeds message to the American people may be, Don't be hard on John D.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

The ugly short word club is not after all proud of its record.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Joliet Herald: And now John Brisben Walker undertakes to convene a peace congress. He Is not as rich as Andrew Carnegie, but he has as clear right.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Montgomery Advertiser: In little less than two years Mr. Roosevelt will cease to be the greatest President since Wash ington. Wonder if there will be another greatest?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Did the whale swallow Jonah?" asks a contemporary. For heavens sakel Is that going the rounds again?
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Many poet has laid bare his soul in most piteous manner only to have the exposure declined with thanks
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Athens Courier: Mobile is happy over her, new union passenger station, built by the Southern road and said to be the handsomest in the south One thing sure, Mobile did not get the station before she needed it.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25
PRESS POINTS

Washington Herald: It is a wise peach crop that knows it's own obituary.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Columbus Enduirer-sun: Wonder If President Roosevelt could induce Mir. Roosevelt to be a candidate for a third term.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

No communication will be published without it's authors name. Rejected manuscript will not be returned unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Gadsden Journal: Dr. Shirley Bragg, state prison inspector, has ordered Jeffer- son county to build q new jail When the doctor reaches Gadsden he will con- fer favor by condemning ours. Accord ing to all reports the county jail here is in an outrageously insanitary condition and is fit for nothing but a fire.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Washington Bureau Age-Herald 1421 c street. N. W.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1907-04-25

Entered at the Birmingham, Ala, postof1ce as #second-class matter under act of Congress March 8. 1879.
The Washington times., 1907-02-01
BRANCH OFFICES.


GOLDENBERG'S Ith and X SITS. NV.
>. ANN SONS a Co, 0th and MarheJ space
EEhlN.s CIGAR STORE. 18th ana ria. ave
V. =. McNtLfi. Cigar store. l4th aud Il nv
RHODE ISLAND PHARMACY Linton S
Nelson froprie,ors. corner Rhode island
ave. Isl and q SIS NV
ROBERT Il. PETZOLD. The Harvard Phar-
macy, llth and Harvard SITS. NV.
w a.; -, ~. DAt,iiNe. cor. lith and q SIS. nv.
l. FRENCH SIMPSON. cor 7th ST. Rhode
Island ave- and h 81. NV
H. T. HuIIs' PHARMACY. 4rh st. and Mass.
CHAs. O. HORNUNG Christiani Pharmacy.
sw- coz ,th and NJ SITS. NV
DOM a SANFORD. New York ave and
North Capitol 81.
r. A NElrCH, zJth and n SITS. nv.
QCIGLET's PHARMACY. elst ana t. sts nv.
GILLETTE 81 GO, l4th and l. sis. nv.
s. ~, MAGNEt; g. CO.. let ami II SITS NV.
l. T. IAlLoE. cor. Sth and T. SITS
EUGENE r. NICHOLS. 1901 Pa. ave. NV.
NORTHEAST.
FOEsION'S BOTANICAL PHARMACY, cor.
l=Jh 81 and Florida ave ne.
tHAS. II. Blu MEk. n Cap. and SIS ne
McCHEsNEY a JOACHIM. cor, 30 ana T. SIS.
SOUTHEAST
a. Z. POWELL. am and East Capitol SITS.
O'DONNELL DRUG CO. Sth and g SITS.
SOUTHWEST
V. HUGO EIsENBEIss, 9Th and B streets,
ANACOsTIA.
BURYs PHARMACY. corner Monroe and
jefferson SITS.
BRooKLAND. d. c.
ARTHUR Il. F. LUERssEN. Drug Store.
ALEXANDRIA. VA.
r. L. CARNE 81 CO. 708 King st.
The Washington times., 1907-02-01
Trustees Sale.
mos. J. OWEN 4 son Auctloneers.

THos. J. OWEN a son. Auctioneers.
TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE TNfM-
PROVED REAL ESTATE. FRONTING 20
FEET OF SOUTH SIDE Or FAfRMONT
STREET. BETWEEN nth AND 18TH SIS
NV
By virtue of 4 certain deed Of trust. duly
recorded IN Iiber 30. 25S1 fsii1 81 Ct seq
Of tho land records OF the District Of CO.
lumbia- and al the request a the party Sc
cured thereby, tae undersigned trustees viii
sells, at pubic auction fn Front Of the prem
Uses, on MONDAY, FEBRUARY 4TH. 1877,
AT Fol E-TIfiETA O'CLOCK = A. the
following described land and premises size
ue-e Ia the C1uuty of Washington, District
OF Columbia. and designated a. and being
lot "a. in block IS, In jehn sherman trustee s.
subdivision OF parts ~ Mount Pleasant ant
Pleasant Plains. now known AS Columbia
Heights.
Terms OF sale One-f0urth Of The purchase
money % he paid In cash. balance in two
equal lnst2 lirnertai payable IN one ana .U5
years win interest al per csnlum Der an-
num- payable s-mi-aHnuaiiy from dav u
safe. secured Dg deed 81 tTlst upon the prop
erty siH, cT an cash. al the option 0f the
purchaser. a deposit Of $500 uilI be- required
at time o. sale All c1uFayancing. recording
ETC.. "a cost y purcilaseIs Terms OF sale 81
be complied VITA uithln 3 days from daT
u sale otherwise thr trustees reserve the
lglt "a resell the property at the riss aud
cost 81 Gefaultilg purchaser. after ave days
advertisement Of sueE resale ia some news
paper Published IN Washington. u. C.
FRANK T. lAWLIAGS
RICHARD g. RAWLINGS,
WILTON J. LAMBERT.
Il. ~. VAN DYKE
The Washington times., 1907-02-01

Put Craftsmanship" into your Ads and your
Ads. will put money in your purse
IA WANT AID has been defined as the best an
to most questions which end with-'How shall
go about it?
The modern editor has learned that women are
interested in of the divorce courts but he knows
that she is still interested in news from the shops
and stores
The Washington times., 1907-02-01
Wanted-Furniture.

SPOT CASH paid for furniture. Gamers brie-
a-hrac. an kinds ~ households and clothing
W 81 HALAM 100 "tE 81 ne Phone East
lG9 NJ. ioe4-5t
SPOT CASH PAID FOR FURNITURE car
Pets, stoves, oTic-E-bTaC ana az kinds Of
hqAsehold goods BAUM's FURNITURE
SHOP, l4th ana L SITS. NV Phone North
lSlS' Formerly sth and U. jaI6 GOT
The Washington times., 1907-02-01
For Lease.

FOR LEASE-Tha tHo-st8ry brick building
1893 , -. nHf-, containing nearly 1000 feet
floor space. well adapted for manufacturing
az general business purposes Apply %
SWARTZEiI. KiiEEM. HENSET co gl5
81 NV or Henry Wells. 1910 50. NV
del0-tf mo- se. fEi
The Washington times., 1907-02-01

FOR sALE-Wo6dWard d I.8thrap $40 sewing
machine. 81. Aea Home. e. Wilcox 4 Gibbs.
40 al MCFARLAND =. Ilss I4tH NV. corner
r. Ja8I-sI
The Washington times., 1907-02-01
Situations Wanted-nale

WANTEp-Hy CpiUTrl man a place as hell
boy I'm hotel or apartment house o. * ref
trrnces. Apply 10 JOHNSON. ass 8th st. na.
10
W ANIED-ty a man handy with tools a
place or odd jobs. Appls j. Il. c.. sos ID
EI ~
MANlEb-Ey young business man. position
IS insurance or mstalimeut collector. best
OF references Address BOX 224 Times o.
nee ia2I-et
The Washington times., 1907-02-01
Dentistry.

Ny ALVEOI.A METHOD Is a success where
"a plate fails. To Is pleasing many. u ufU
please YOU tiU- Investigate b.. no PAIN
DR.. C. s. WALDO. ls4J New York ave. nv
1asJ-tf
FIRST CLASS WORK. LOW PRICFs-ssf
q teeth. s. lps gold crowns. S. 20: gsld
Filings. 81 up. silver Filings sgc .lfk
guaranteed no pain
Or. GEO l. EDMoNDs. so / ST. nv.
TEETH WITHOUT PLATEs-No eEfTscTiT--
no pain LOOK. feel, ACT, and last longer man
natural teeth. shrInkan faces made normal
81 NV 3la= -.
DRS. o. W q ". j. EIZEY DENTISTS
5 ". CIR. I1Ih and y SLs n W
Cold Crown and BrldgeW0rk Specialists. sat
lsfsctiou guaranteed; moderate prices Phone
N 1872 Open evenings Branch Office: 400 "a
ave Sc 70 3. jaa0-tf
The Washington times., 1907-02-01

PRINTING OFFICE. ~ - bcstior- clear
ing 20 week: equipments worth e. 90; bargain
az go NEW YORK BUSINESS BROKERS
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