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Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
WATERTOWN'S GROWTH
HAS BEEN MARVELLOUS
M. j. FLORIAN NOTICES MANY
GREAT IMPROVEMENTS.
Young Man Who Was Formerly a
Student at Sacred Heart College
Educational Facilities Have
Greatly ImprOved-AdviSeS The
Young Men to Remain Here.

The following contribution IL
from M. ]. tlorian of Milwaukee
who Is enjoying a visit in the city
and who is at present guest at
the New Commercial Hotel. Mr..
Florian was formerly student at
Sacred Heart college and came here
primarily to visit the faculty and
students at the above named college.
The gentleman notices many wonder
full improvements IN the city of
which he has the following to say:
The remarkable growth and de-
velupement of Watertown in the past
ten years is something short of
wonderful. The large number of
new manufacturing plants which nave
been established here, giving en-
ployment to hundreds of people, have
placed Watertown among the leading
commercial centers of Wisconsin. and
today Watertown stands as model
of energy and industry.
Educational facilities have great
ly improved in both schools and col
leges, and all are we'll attended.
What is really needed III this city, is
first class theatre, as the present
opera houses are in deplorable
shape; and if good theatrical attrac-
tions are to be expected, the perform
ing companies should be provided with
good accommodations. A number of
Watertown youthful citizens have
become possessed with desire to go
west and to these l wish to say,
"Don't." There are just as good
opportunities for a Young man, right
here in the east, and the young man
who goes out to the Golden West,
is going to have a hard row to hoe.
spent three years in California.
and after the San Francisco earth
quake, l was extremely glad to
set foot on Wisconsin soil again.
So to you, young ambitious son
who speaks from experience; stay in
your home city. if you can, and If
you don't set the world on fire
with your genius, you will at least
have the satisfaction of being sue
cessful in your line of work, and
today the young man of Watertown
is on the stepping stone to success.
In closing, wish to thank my
many friends in the city, for their
kind and courteous treatment Of me
during my visit here.
M. ]. Florian
nee "Sis' Jones.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
That Smoke Nuisance.

The condition or appearance OF
the chimney at the waterworks
plant is the subject of considerable
comment of late and if the reduction
of smoke, noticed by so many OF
our taxpayers, is to be permanent
condition some one is entitled to a
vote of thanks.
1t is common talk among the
residents of the First ward, that any
person who is not totally blind
can see the eagle on the soldiers,
monument in the square, at any
time of day before shutdown.
Efforts do away with such a con-
founded nuisance deserve attention
and doubly so, for it means a great
saving of coal.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
Called by Death.

Henry Bode of 3II North Mon
roe street, passed away at 8 o'clock
last evening after a lingering i'll
ness with liver complaint. The
news was received at The Leader
office too late this morning to give
any details. The deceased was a
native of Germany and came to
this country about forty years ago.
He was about seventy eight years
of age. More particulars and an
nouncement of the funeral will be
made later.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
A CERTAIN CURE FOR CROUP-USEI
FOR TEN YEARS WITHOUT A
EAIIITpE

Mr.. W. c. Bott, a Star City, Ind, hard
ware merchant. is enthusiastic in his
praise of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy.
His children have all been subject to
Group and he has used this remedy for
the past ten years, and though they
much feared the Group, his wife and he
always felt safe upon retiring when a
bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy
was in the house. His oldest child was
subject to severe attacks of Group, but
this remedy never failed to effect a
speedy cure. He has recommended it to
friends and neighbors and all who have
used it say that it is unequaled for Group
and whooping cough. For sale by all
druggists.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
NEW TOWNS In SOUTH DAKOTA AND
NORTH DAKOTA ON THE


Chicago, Milwaukee & st. Paul Railway
Over 100 miles of track have already
been laid on the Pacific Coast extension
of this railway in South Dakota and
North Dakota. Several new towns have
also been opened along this new line.
AmOug them is Lennon. Butte county,
South Dakota, 100 miles west of the Mis-
souri, river.
The opening sale of lots in the new
town of Hettlnger, North Dakota, %
miles farther west, will be held Thurs
day. October "a, 1907. This new town
will be the county seat of Adams county.
All lots will be sold by auction.
The opening sale of lots in the new
town of Bowman, North Dakota, $50
miles west of the Missouri river, will be
held later. This new town will be the
county seat of Bowman county.
Regular train service between Mo-
bridge, the first station on the extension,
and Lennon, with direct connections
from and to Aberdeen, South Dakota, was
established October 6.
In each of these towns excellent op-
portunlties are offered in mercantile or
professional work. Why not engage in
some business there now, and grow up
with these towns?
The territory through which the new
line is being built in South Dakota and
North Dakota, offers exceptional Oppor-
tunities for those who wish to engage in
diversified farming.
Further information from c. A. Pad
ley, General Land Agent, Milwaukee.
Wis.,. or F. A. Miller, General Passenger
Agent, Chicago.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
A CRIMINAL ATTACK

on an offensive citizen is frequently
made in that apparently useless little
tube called the appendix It's gener-
ally the result of protracted cOnstipa-
ton, following the liver torpOr. Dr..
Kings New Life Pills regulate the liver,
prevent appendicitis, and establish reg
ular habits of the bowels. % cents at
Gamm's Corner Drug Store.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18

A weak stomach, causing dyspepsia, a
weak heart with palpitatiOn or inter
mlttent pulse, always means weak stOm-
ach nerves or weak heart nerves.
Strengthen these inside or controlling
nerves with DR.. Shops Restorative and
see how quickly these ailments disap-
pear. DR.. ShoOp of Racine, Wis. will
mail samples free. Write for them. A
test will tell. Your health is certainly
worth a simple trial. Sold by W. H.
Meyne Drug Co.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
CATHERINE THAUER
EXPRESSES THANKS
Extended to Those Who AS
sisted Her During Lea
der'S Contest,

Editor Leader: While not fortu-
nate enough to win the capital prize
in The Leaders Popularity Voting
Contest, | nevertheless wish to
thank those who were loyal in my
support throughout the same. My
effort was for the Price & Teeple
piano and | am gratif1ed at the ex-
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
johnson Creek.

Johnson Greek, Wis.,. Oct. Is
Especial to The Leader)-Contribu-
tiUns for these items will be gladly
received at any time, but when any
one has any criticism TO make the
writer would appreciate personal
interview.
The Misses Meta, Ella and Mrs. E.
c. May of Watertown, visited at the
homes of Mrs. Fred Reimers and Mrs
John GreIl a few days last week.
Mrs. VIM. Schoechert is visiting
with relatives IN Milwaukee.
j. F. Swap has been spending a
few days with his daughter, Mrs. Frank
Sheppard and family at Rockford, Ill.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. o. Meyers OF
Evansville, have been visiting with
their daughter, Mrs. Will Schaliert
and family.
Mrs. z. ID. Hill visited with her
parents in Iowa for week or 80 and
Mrs. J. D. kautz of Jefferson visited
her father, z. ID. H. during that
time.
Steve Tubs. the barber left for Mil
waukee a week ago Monday to locate
Ii Milwaukee where he has found en-
ployment at the Planklngton barber
shop. Mrs. T. and her sister, Mrs.
Friend and son Gerald lett to join
him this morning.
MIR. and Mrs. Fred Hamann and
Mr.. and Mrs. E. @. Hoene spent
few days last week with relatives
in Columbus and vicinity.
Frank Staude and crew returned
Tuesday from Watertown where they
were working during the summer.
At the annual meeting of the fire
department last Tuesday the follow
ing officers were elected: Chief, A.
E. Greenwood; foreman, Fred Me
man, assistant foreman. Fred Hamann !;
secretary, Louis Mllbrarh; treasurer,
F. q. Mansfield; trustee, ii. F.
Prenzlow; engineer and assistant,
Fred Relmers and Fred Schumacher
respectively. In place Of inactive
members the department expects to
accept desirable citizens and if you
would like to join now is your chance.
DR.. Merrill of Necedah, Wis,
visited at the home of MIR. F. R.
Scholl one day last week.
H. J. Grell and sons Walter and
Gilbert spent Friday in Milwaukee.
Miss Linda Schallert OF Milwaukee,
spent Sunday with her mother, Mrs.
H. Schallert.
H. F. Prenzlow and family and Mr..
and Mrs. Aug. Groth went to Concord
Sunday in the formers automobile.
Roy Bullock of Fort Atkinson spent
Sunday with his parents Mr.. and Mrs.
N. P. Bullock. Roy was clad in his
very becoming uniform.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Pitzner Of JEFF
ferson, MIR. and Mrs. Hungerf0rd of
Oconumowoc, were visitors at the
home of Mr.. aud Mrs. Hungerford
last week.
Geo. Christians had his ankle
sprained during the football game
Saturday between the local Highs and
the Sun Prairie Highs in which the
latter were defeated by score of II
to 0.
Friends Of Fred G.. Mansfield are
in receipt of an announcement of his
engagement to a Miss Rogers OF
Lowell, Mass.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
HOW TO CURE COLD.

The question of how to cure a colo
without unnecessary loss IF time is ont
in which we are all more or less inter
ested, for the quicker cold is gotteI
rid of the less danger of pneumonia ant
other serious diseases. Mr.. B. W. l.
Hall of Waverly, Va, has used Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy for wears and says
Il firmly believe ChamberlaiD's Cough
Remedy to be absolutely the best proper
alton on the market for colds. | have
recommended it to my friends and they
all agree with me-" For sale by all
druggists.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
Finger Cut Off.
(From SUNDAYS DailY.l

NTIUIH SuHudy DalIy.J
John Baner, a resident of the
Seventh ward, an employee of the
Dornfeld- Kunert company, met with
rather unfortunate accident yest.r-
day morning. He had the misfortune
to lose a portion Of one of the fingers
on his right hand.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18

Stomach troubles. Heart and Kidney
ailments, can be quickly corrected with
prescription known to druggists every
where as DIR. Shops Restorative. The
prompt and surprising relief which this
remedy Immediately brings is entirely
due to its Restorative action upon the
controlling nerves of the stomach, etc.
For sale by W. H. Meyne Drug Co.
Watertown weekly leader. [volume] (Watertown, Jefferson County, Wis.) 1906-1908, 1907-10-18
AFFLICTED WITH SORE EYES FOR
33 YEARS,

have been afflicted with sore eyes for
thirty-three years. Thirteen years ago l
became totally blind and was blind for
six years. My eyes were badly intiamed.
One of my neighbors insisted npon my
trying Chamberlains Salve and gave me
half box of it. To my surprise it healed
my eyes and my sight came back to me.
P. c. Earls, Cynthiana, KY. Chamber
lain's Salye is for sale by all druggists.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
DON'T EXPERIMENT
You Will Make No Mistake if You
Follow This Jeferson's citi-
zen's Advice.

Never neglect your kidneys.
if you have pain in the back. urinary
disorders, dizziness and nervousness,
it's time to act and no time to expert
ment These are all SYMPTOMS of kidney
trouble, and you should a remedy
which is known to cure the kidneys.
Doan's Kidney Pills is the remedy to
use. 1t has cured many stubborn cases
in Jefferson. No need to experiment.
Follow the advice of Jefferson citizen
and be cured yourself.
Thomas Markos of Polk street, Jeffer-
son, Texas, says: "My wife suffered
constantly from backache and kidney
trouble for several years. She suffered
from sharp pain across the small OF
the back which became very acute if
she arose suddenly from stopped po-
sition: The secretions were also irreg-
ular in action and caused her much in
convenience. l saw Doan's Kidney
Pills advertised and procured a box at
J. w. Crow Drug Co.'S store. In short
time they acted on the kidney trouble,
and did my wife more good than all the
other medicines she had tried. Doan's
Kidney Pills merit great praise.
For sale by all dealers. Price SO
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-a
take no other,
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
White BLOCK.
TEXAS PATENTS.

List of patents granted to Texas
inventors this week. Reported by
G. A. Snow & Co., patent attor.
neys, Washington, D c.:
Charles W. Wgite, Waco, mat.
tress, making machine; Odelon J.
LaBauve. Edna, coop or crate;
PARK o. Hays. Gainesville. acety.
lene gas generator; McDuffee Brad.
rord. Nocona, water closet attach.
ment.
For copy of any of above patents
send ten cents in postage stamps
with date of this paper to G. A.
Snow q Co. Washington, D G.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
CHURCH DIRECTORY,

CHRIST CHURCH-sunday School at 10 a. m
Morning Prayer at II a. m. Holy Communion
First Sunday in month,
Guild meets every Monday at 8 p. m.
Rev. Chas. 7. CoERR, Rector.
Preaching at the Methodist Church every
Sabbath by Rev. A. A. Wagnon at II a. m. and
7:3O m. Sabbath School 1000 a. m. LIS. Schluter.
superintendent Prayer meeting Thursday
7:SO D. m. Senior League 400 p. IN. LIST and Sd,
Sunday, Junior League 300 p. m. every Sunday.
woman's Home Mission Society, S:OOp. m. each
Monday. Choir. Saturday 300 p. m.
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH-Sunday School
every Sunday 10 o'clock IN. Superintendent
J. II. RowELL SR. Preaching first, second and
fourth Sundays, IL o'clock 9. m. and 7:SO p. m.
by J. s. LEWIS, Pastor. Prayer meeting every
Wednesday night 7:S0 p. m. Ladies Aid Society
meets every Monday $3.50 o'clock p. m.
PRESBYTERIAN notwithstanding every
Sabbath at IL a. m. and 7:S0 M: prayer service
every Wednesday a: $50 p. m. Rev. R. R.
Rives, Pastor. Sabbath School at 945 a. m.
G. w. Brown, Supt.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
Yours for Business,
Kaplan Bros.
WHITE BLOCK, PHONE 90
PHONE %
Noise a Soother.

Noise is as essential to the sleep OF
some persons as silence Is to othess.
Persons accustomed to the street
noises Of city sleep restlessly in the
country. A man who had lived eight
cen years on corner in Kansas City
where two double tracks Of street car
lines cross sold his property a few
months ago. He was advancing in
years and thought he needed a home
away from the rumble, clatter and
clang of the cars. A week after he
had moved he met a friend. BE told
his friend he thought his health was
failing rapidly. He did not know what
was the cause, but he did not seem able
to sleep since he had moved.
"Get back on trolley line" was his
friends adrice. He took 1t.
"Never slept better in my life than
I DO now. I needed the noise," he
said a few days later.-Kansas City
Star.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
Every Man His Own Doctor.

The average man cannot afford to en-
ploy physician for every slight ailment
or injury that may occur in his family,
nor can he afford to neglect them. as 30
slight an injury as the scratch of a pin
has been known to cause the loss of a
limb. Hence every man must from ne
cessity be his own doctor for this class
of ailments. Success often depends
upon prompt treatment, which can only
be had when suitable medicines are Kept
at hand. Chamberlain's Remedies have
been in the market for many years and
enjoyed good reputation.
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and Di-
arrhoea Remedy for bowel complaints.
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy for
coughs, colds, Group aad whooping cough
Chamberlain's Pain Balm ian rnti-
septic linimenD for cuts, bruises, burns,
sprains, swellings, lame back and rheu-
matte pains.
Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver
Tablets for constipation, bIIiousness
and stomach troubles.
Chamberlain's Salve for diseases OF
the skin.
One bottle of each of these five prep.
arations costs but SIPS. For sale by
all druggists.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
Man and Money.

John Selden in his table talks said:
Money makes a man laugh. A blind
fiddler playing to a company, and play
ing poorly, caused the people for whom
he was making music to laugh at him.
His boy, who led him. perceiving this,
cried out, Father, let US be gone, for
they do nothing but laugh at you.
Hold thy peace, boy said the father,
We shall have their money soon. and
then we will laugh at them
Euclid was beaten for teaching his
pupils q mathematical figure In his
school, whereby he showed that all
the lives Of both princes and common
men tended to one centsr-viz. that OF
handsomely getting money out Of 9th
or mems pockets and putting 1t II
their own"
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
He WAS ALL R|GHI.

In our forefathers' day, man often took
rest:
But now the common business way is.
always take the rest,
Get everything you can and hold it
with your might,
Ifyou soak your fellow man, why bus
mess make it right.
So gainst such business guile, bust.
ness course I'll take,
But in a modern college style. no rebate
guaranty fake.
While others waste their young days,
loaf, drink and act the fool,
Help me, Oh Muse. seek wisdom's ways
in Byrne System school.
Some raise hue and cry that old sys-
TENS are the best.
But sure am if l but try, the Byrne
will do the rest.
And 80 1 will not waste my time on sys-
tenn old,
But take the Byrne and learn in haste
and gin to earn the gold.
No theory in the Byrne, but business as
in store.
No thousand rules and signs to learn,
but shorthand from the go,
And if. as oft, ind one who his notes
can't read,
When write Pitmanic with word sign,
and who has gained no speed,
Him will quickly show how well the
Byrne is writ,
And kindly tell him where to 60 for
sure success in cit"
And if he can't thru force upon himself
prevail
To 60 to college for a course, I'll tell
him Take by mail"
And now with no delay, for "put off,
STILES knowledge,
will enroll this very day in Byrne
Business College,
And in few short months I'll have
the combination,
To that success which each one seeks,
an experts education
Tyler Commercial College, Tyler.
Texas, Memphis Commercial College
46 N. Second ST., Memphis, Tenn,
Capital City Business College, Guthrie
Okla, Atlanta Commercial College
"a t-2 Whitehall ST., Atlanta. Ca,
Athens Business College, 1874 IL Clay.
ton ST. Athens Ga
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
DOn'ti /! ~

Don't let your child suffer with that
cough when you can cure it with Bal
lard's Horehound Syrup. sure cure for
Coughs, Bronchitis, Influenza, Group
and Pulmonary Disease. Buy bottle
and try it.
B. B, Laughter, Byhalia, Miss, whites:
81 have two children who had Group.
I tried many different remedies, but I
must say your Horehound Syrup is the
best Group and Cough medicine ever
used" Sold by W. ]. Sedberry.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21

Marse Henry Watterson still has
every one guessing as to his dark
horse for the Presidency. and the
nearest any one has gotten to find.
ing out who it is is the declaration
of one paper which says at least it
is not Booker Washington.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21

The United States Express
Company has secured the convic
ton of a scrub woman who stole
a cake of scented soap from the
company while in their employ
The corporation that supports Sen
ator Plat can afford to overlook
dishonesty.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21

According to dispatch received
during the Presidents recent trip
to Ohio, he was compelled ito lie
over in Akron" The Ananias
Club has a song, Nobody lies but
Roosevelt. he lies about all day"
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
Deafness Cannot be Cured

By local applications. as they cannot reach the
way to cured eafness, and that is by constitu.
tional remedies, Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube is infamed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect hear
ing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is
the result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
which is nothing but an lnflamed condition OF
the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can.
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure Send for
circulars, free.
Address: F. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Take Hall Family Pills for constipation.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
Senator Guggenheim, the ne7

Senator Guggenheim, The new
millionaire Senator from Colorado,
has offered Thomas F. Walsh, also
a Colorado millionaire, fifty thous,
and dollars a year for the rent OF
the latter's Washington home. and
been refused. Mr.. Guggsnheim is
evidently determined to be recog.
nized in Washington, even if he is
only five feet four inches tall.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21

A man who is in perfect health,so he
can do an honest days work when nee
essary, has much for which he should be
thankful. M. L. G. Rodgers, of Branch
ton, Pa, writes that he was not only
unable to work, but he couldn't stoop
over to tie his own shoes. Six bottles of
Foley's Kidney Cure made new man
of him. He says" Success to Foley's
Kidney Cure" The J F Crow Drug Co.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
The ingredients
of Doctor Pierce'S
F av0rite Pre-
scriptiOn are
Valuable Trade
Secrets.

given to the public He .vindicates the
excellence and harmless character Of his
know just what they are taking when
they use this reliable tonic and nervine
for the diseases and illnesses peculiarly
feminine. These ingredients are COM
bined in just the right proportion to
make an efficient remedy, without the
use of particle Of alcohol, and they are
as follows: Golden Seal root, Black
Cohosh root, Unicorn root, Blue Cohosh
root, Lady's Slipper root, with chemic-
ally pure glYcerine of proper strength for
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
spotless.

DR.. Wiley says it is disgrace to
die of anything but cid age. The
public, which is little tired OF
Wiley, are not agreed as to wheth-
er it would be in his case.
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21

The Chicago papers ale giving
space to the announcement of the
death of man who was given up
by the doctors forty years ago.
Here is a suggestion to all those
DESTROYS of a long life. Give up
YOUR doctore!
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21
Ancient Rome

Is now merely a memory of the past
Billiards. Snow Liniment is the family
liniment of the twentieth century. A
positive cure for Rheumatism, Burns,
Cuts, Sprains, Neuralgia etc., Mr.. G. H.
Runyon. Stanberry, Mo. writes: II
have used Snow Liniment for Rheuma-
tism and all pain. can't say enough
in its praise" Sold by W. ]. Sedberry
Jefferson jimplecute. (Jefferson, Tex.) 1907-1926, 1907-06-21

A Detroit man has been arrested
as a suspicious character because
he cannot tell the same story twice
If this is the test we are sure that
Chauncey Depew's character is
snotless.