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The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1907-01-25
The Humorous Side.


The adriot manner in which some
of the old ''Old Subscribers" and
Constant Readers" attempt to
obtain advertising in newspapers
without consulting the scale OF
charges or botllering with the
usual business forms has been
brought to the attention OF prob
aoly every newspaper in the
country at some period. There
are times when the part adver-
tising aud part news items qua
tuitously supplied are doleful and
at other times are humorous,
Under the first head there may
be mentioned complimentary
memorial notices in which virtues
of deceased are frequently in po-
.etic form and ''angep' is made to
rhyme with ''gate" the second
class comprises a multitude or
offerings and would include. for
instance. a communication
recently received by The Regis
ter asking that mention be made
in the society column OF how
an itiuerant carpet cleaner-name
given-got a years dust out OF a
prize1 Brussels floor covering
through the strong arm and
broom stick process. The Wrl-
ter of the note probably thought
the result of the carpet cleaners
operations on the back lot would
be good reading forcarpet owners
generally, forgetting, or
being unconscious of the
fact that regular carpet
cleaning establishments pay SO
much line for reading notices
and that advertisements are not
permitted in the society columns.
Ordinarialy the attempted free
advertising can be placed under
one OF the heads given, but an
Oswego. New York paper has
discovered a bereaved lady whose
emotion on the death Of her nus
band is displayed in a sever" !
practical form and her free ca /
of thanks is both humorous ant
doleful. She wrote:
Mr. Ediior:-Ldesire to thank tle
friends and neighborS most heart
Filv in this manner for the united
aid and cooperation during the
illness aud death of my late hus-
band who escaped from me by
the hand of death on Friday last
while eating breakfast. 10 the
friends and all. who contributed
SO willingly toward making the
last moments and funeral Of my
husband a. success, | desire to re-
member most kindly, hoping
these few lines will find them
enjoying the same blessings.
T have also good milk cow and
and a roam gelding horse, eight
years old. which I will sell cheap.
"God moves in mysterious way
his wonders to perform, He
plants his footsteps upon the sea
and rides upon the Storm" also
a black and white shoat very
low.-Mobile Register. :
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1907-01-25

Thea. Gressett Music House
of Meridian is the. largept in the
South and does large business.
Their instruments are the best
and 1t deals literally and fairly
with the customers Try them
and be convinced.
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1907-01-25

Mr.J. r. Storment, OF Parch-.
man, has resigned his position
on the States Sunfower farm
and will reside at home looking
after personal interests.
The Starkville news. (Starkville, Miss.) 1902-1960, 1907-01-25
Giant Steer.

MIR. A. e. Buckner sold to the
market, a steer weighing 400
pounds Wednesday. From the
size of the animal, If further fed
would no doubt kick the beam at
1000.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30

amount to anything, an anyhow We
cudden't wake tn old boy up if we
set fire to him Hurry along with
thin feathers says another spirit
voice. / turned to me frind an I
see be tn look in his eyes that it wud
be "a waste iv effort to impose on him.
They come he says 1T is Unga-
wanna, he says, as tn ghost iv a noble
red man iv tn forest appeared through
tn curtain muttherin' Himmel. why
didn't We get that chain out iv tn
way? He looked ivry inch tn war
ryor firm tn war bonnet on his head
to tn congress CATERS on his feet. is
Israel Simpson flere?' says he. Yes
says me frf4id What can lido FIR
We today, great chief? DO We know
a man be tn name Nv Mullarkeyg
do says Simpson. { see him carry
in rockin' chair down stairs, says tn
naughty Pattywantonie. Big chief
wants wampum, he says Simpson
pressed a roll iv bills into his swathy
hands an says to me: Come along
quick. What FRY says /. 'Mullark-
ey is movin' his furniture an have q
morgedge on it says he. TIL iniun
always advises me right on matthers
iv business says he. An there was n
man that wud bite silver dollar in
two befure he'd take it FIR good
aunt seen ghost wanst." said
Mr.. Hennessy.
"Iverybody's aunt has seen ghost. !.
said Mr.. Dooley.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30

silf. / am Dooley, we say, but ye'er
on'y a casual obsaryer. We don't care
anything about me details. Ye look
at me with a ginral eye. Nawthin'
that happens to me really hurts We.
We say, I'll go over TO see Dooley,
sometimes, but more often We say,
III go over to Dooley's I'm a house
to We, wan iv thousand that look like
row Nv model wurkin'men's cottages.
I'm post to hitch ye'er silences to,
I'm always about TIL same to We. But
to me I'm millyon Dooleys and all iv
thin strangers to ME-. ! iliyer know
which wan iv thin is comm in. I'm
like hotel keeper with on'y wan bed
an millyon guests, who come wan
at a time an tumble each other out
4 set up late at night an pass tn bot
tie with gay an careless ,DoolaX thai
hasn't a sorrow in tn wurruIds AM
suddenly | look up an see settin1
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30

eight hundred dollars in stock iv tn
Hackensack Meadows Comply. TIL
other is forty-two dollars to buy a
wooden leg FIR his brother Isaac, in Alb
ilene, Kansas, it bein' understood that
no charge is to be made be tn estate
against tn brother FIR set iv false
teeth bought FIR him in tn year nine
teen four TIL balance iv tn property
is left in trust FIR tn minor childer I'M
til they ar-re 80 years old. TIL de-
ceased requested that his soul be
measured be troy weight 1t tipped
tn beam at wan pennyweight'
Dye think tn soul can be weighed?"
asked Mr.. Hennessy. Il know it's there
but / think--I kind iv feel--I won
dher-I don't hardly know ~
81 see what We mean" said Mr..
Dooley. Scales an clocks ar-re not
, to be thrusted to decide anything
that's worth deciding Who tells time
! be clock? Ivry hour is tn same to
a clock an ivry hour is diff'rent to me.
| Wan long, wan short There ar-fe
! hours in tn avenin' that pass between,
| two ticks in tn clock; there ar-ra
| hours in tn arly mornin' whin d man
can't sleep that Methusalah's age cud
!
liars an so ar-re scales. AS soon as
anything gets good enough to weigh
We can't weigh it. Scales ar-re FIR tn
other fellow I'm perfectly willin' to
take ye'er weight or ye'er souls weight
/ firm what TIN scales say. Little /
care. A pound or two more or less
| makes no diffrence But when 1T
comes to measurin somethin' that's
precious to me, I'll not thrust it to a
slight Improvement on a seesaw.
But what do know about it, amy :.
how? What do | know about amy
thing? I've been pitchin. information
into ye FIR more years thin annywan
liver whit to colledge. an tell we now.
| don't know anything about amy
thing. / don't like to thrust mesilf for
ward I'm a modest man. Won't
somebody else get up? Won't we get
up Tiddy Rosenfelt, won't we Will.
lum Jennings Bryan, won't We Pris-.
| idint Eliot, won't we, pro- fissors
preachers, doctors, lawyers, iditors? ?
Won't anybody say that they DONE
know anything about anything
worth KNOWN about? Thin, be Hiy-i
iens,I will All alone I'll stand up be-
fure me elass-an, how much more
hufnblg befure me teacher ?--an' say;
iinnissy, about anything that can't
fbe weighed on scales or measured
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30

! acrost firm me gloomy wretch that
fires tn DRINK out iv tn window an
chases me to bed I'm just gettin'
used to him whin another Dooley
comes in, cross. cantankerous, crazy
fellow that insists on eatin' breakfast
with me. An so it goes. / know
more about .mesilf than anybody
knows an I know nawthin'. Though
I'd make Il map firm mem'ry an gos-
sip iv amy other man, FIR mesilf I'm
still uncharted.
$50 what's tn use iv thryin' to
know anything less important
Don't thry. All we've got to do is to
believe what we hear, an If We do that
enough afther a while yell hear what
ye believe. we've got to start lin be-
levin befure We can find a reason FIR
ye'er belief. Our old frind Christopher
Columbus hadn't amy good reason fir
helievin' that there was amy such a
place as America. But he believed
it without reason an thin wint out
and found it, TIL, fellows that dis
covered tn canals on Mars which 9TH
err fellows think cud be cured be a
good oculist, hadn't amy right to
think there were canals on Mars. But
wan iv them said: I wondher if
there ar-re canals on Mars; l be-
| lieve there ar-re. I'll look an see. Be
Hivens, there ar-re. If he'd wondher-
ed an thin believed about clothes poles
he'd've found thin too. Amy kind iv
fact is proof iv belief. A firm be-
lief ATTRACTS facts. They come out
| iv holes in tn ground an cracks in
tn wall to support belief. but they run
away firm doubt.
| "Pll niver get amy medal f'r maxi
in amy man give up his belief. II
see a fellow with chube on his
eye an hear him hollerin'. 'Hooray
I've discovered a new planet I'll be
the last man in tn wurruld to brush
tn fly off tn end iv tn telescope. I've
known people that see ghosts. didn't
see thin, but they did. They cud see
ghosts an cudden't. There wasn't
anything else to it. / knew a fellow
| that was Spiritualist wanst He
was in tn chattel nforgedge business
/ on week days an he was a Spiritulist
on Sunday. He cud understand why
tn spirits wud always pick out q
| stout lady with false hair or a gentle
man that had his thumb mark regis
| tered at Polls Headquarters to talk
through, an he knew why spirits lik-
ed to play on banjos an mandolins an
why they convarsed be rappin' on 8
table in tn dark TIL on'y reason
oud think " was that they'd always
lived in boordin' houses an cuddend
4 get rid iv tn customs.
.But he had tn best Nv me. He be.
j lieved an / doubted He took me t,
what he called a seeance wanst. They
lgive him front seat heerd ;
good deal Of talk among tn spirits be,
hind tn curtains. Says wan with
German ACCENT: Who's tn fellow
with tn old come on? oh, he dom
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30

front Nv we firm tn day we were born
an compelled we to make faces in it.
But in this here particular business
we have no wan to please but ye'ersilf.
Good opinyon an bad opinyon ar-re
alike Ye're akelly unthroubled be
gratichood an revenge. No wan can
sound iv tn alarm clock an tn fac
thry whistle an beginnin' tn Big Day
Off whin tn man iv Science shakes we
be tn elbow an says: we've got to
weigh out An he weighs an fig
ures: Wan hundherd an forty siv-
en- firm wan hundherd an fifty. Siv-
en- firm nought can't be done; borry
wan; siven firm ten leaves three. 1
find that tn soul iv our late laminted
frind weighed light three pounds av-
| irdoopoise'
NO. Sir, it won't do Twill niver
be popular People won't have their
souls weighed. / wudden't FIR all tn
wurruld have tn wurrud go through
tn ward: Did We hear about Dooley's
soul?' No, what?' They had to
gel. an expert accountant to. figure its
weight, it was that puny.'
Dye suppose &Dorgan, TIL milly-
! onaire, wud consint to it? 'Whin he
entered tn race iv life he was properly
! handicapped with a soul to offset his
avarice an his ability. so that some iv
| tn rest iv us wud have kind iv d
| show against him. But as soon as he
! thinks no wan can see him he begins
! to get rid iy his weight an comes
rompin' home miles ahead. But tn
| judges say: Hold on, there; yen
have to weigh out an a little later a
notice is posted up that Dorgan is dis
! qualified FIR ridin' underweight in tn
! matther iv soul. On tn other hand,
| there's little Miss MaddIgan, the seam
stress. She's all but left at tn post
she's jostled all tn way around, an
/ comes in lame, bad last But she's
TIL on'y wan iv tn lot that's kept tn
weight She weighs ninety-six pounds
six iv it being tea and toast and
4 ninety iv it soul. An amid exclama-
i tions iv rage firm Chancellor
Day, who has plunged heavily on Dor
i gan in this Futudity, an cries iv joy
/ FIRM a thousand Father Kellys, who
4 have backed tn filly, her number is
! hung out.
mo, Sir, whin it comes to going up to
/ tn scales to have their souls weighed
i people'll be as shy as they are in q
Customs House TIL people that wud
make tn inyintion pay wud be tn last
to want to be tested by it. TIL pa
4 apers might keep records iv tn re-
I suits: Misther So-an-So, tn great
captain Tvs finance died yesterday
universally regretted. His estate
amounts to nineteen millyon dollars
There ar-re two large requests to
charity. Wan is a thrust fund set
aside FIR his maiden sister Annybelle
who will receive FIR life tn income on
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30

well, Sir" said Mr.. Dooley, 81 won
der where Science is goin to stop?
whats it done now?' asked Mr..
Hennessy.
9TH latest thing" said Mr.. Dooley,
els weignin' tn human soul. A fell
low up in Massachusetts has done it.
He weighs we befure We die an weighs
We afther We die, an tn difference is
what ye'er soul weighs. He's dis
covered that tn av'rage weight w d
soul in New England is six ounces or
a little less. FIRM this he argies that
tn conscience isn't part iv tn soul. If
it was tn soul wud be in tn heavy
weight class, FIR tn New England con-
science is no feather He thinks it
don't escape with tn soul, but lies
burrid in tn rooms Nv its old family
home, tn liver.
TITS so simple it must be true, an
If it amt true annyhow it's simple.
But it's tur-r'ble thing to think iv.
/ can't see amy money in it as an in
vention. Who'll want to have his
soul weighed? suppose ye'er time
has come. TIL family ar-re busy with
their own thoughts, grievin because
might, because they won't have We
with thin amy more, because it's too
late FIR thin to square themselves,
pittyln' We because ye'er not remainin'
to share their sorrows with thin, Won
dhrin' whether tn black dresses that
were bought in honor iv what peo-
pie might say If they didn't wear thin
in mimry iv Aunt Eliza, wud be no.
ticed if they were worn again FIR We.
TIL very young Numbers iv tn FAM
ly ar-re standin' around, thryin' to
look as sad as they ought
to look But htey can't keep
it up. They nudge each 9TH
err their eyes wandher around
the room, an firm time to time
they glance over at Cousin Felix an
expect him to make laugh'ble face.
He's a gr-reat frind iv theirs, an
they're surprised he isn't gayer. Some
thing must've happened to him. May
be he's lost his job. There ar-re a
gr-reat NANNY noises in tn street. TIL
undertaken whistles as he goes by,
an two iv tn neighbors ar-re at tn
gate sayin' what fine man we were
If We didn't dhrink, an askin' did we
leave much.
AN little We care. Everythin is a
millyon miles away FIRM We. FIR tn
first time in ye'er life ye,er alone. FIR
the first time in ye'er life We ar-re
ye'erself. FIR Hiven knows how many
years we've been somebody else.
we've been ye'er wife, ye'eT
family, ye'er relations, tn po-
lisman on tn beat, tn doctor, tn
newspaper rayporther, tn foreman at
tn mills, tn laws Nv tn land, tn bar
finder that gives We drinks, TIL tall
or, the barber, an public opinion. TIL
wurruld has held a looEin' glass in
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30
Cory Record of Kansas.

Outing: Whenever you scratch
Kansas history you find night. No
territory of equal size has had SO much
war over so many different causes, Her
story in Indian fighting, gambler fight
ing. outlaw fighting, townsite fighting.
and political lighting is not approached
by any other portion OF the west.
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30
What the Colonel wanted.

Washington Herald: Lets see.
colonel youth want bottle thatll
hold about a quart, won't your"
No, sub; I'll want a bottle that,ll
let go Of about a quart
The Fargo forum and daily republican. [volume] (Fargo, N.D.) 1894-1957, 1907-03-30

with a tape line I'm 1g~
n'rant as--y'ersilf. I'll
have to pay We back tn
money l took firm We FIR
ye'er schoolin'. 1t was
obtained be false preten-
ases.
How can I know any
thing, whin | haven't puz-
zled out what ] am me-
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fam. Iie erIte Glma lpur0e alfge'
lott, neil lie ais gelebgebenocr 8prpcr
uerIagte. Sic murOe gum Summel.
plabe pom Gorteileioenid)aiten BON
Torocrlungcn, meld)e Die Gegierling
nidt bemilligen fonntc, obnc lid lelblt
o~ui5useben. Gas gleihc Sdidlal,
beimgeihidt 81 peroer, miro Der
5iueiten Guma beidieoen ieinL menn
sic umItiir5lcriifen glemcnte Die
lleherbuno gcminncn uno feline 0id-
biallng 5eigen. 9nS @criaIiungSprin-
sip lit IN &ublonb brrf S6afIung
eines 8orluments anertunnt Doroet.
6iir Rublano piel. Die Ouna lollte
lid, iett in eriter Clinic un8elegen Ieill
~laiien, seietgcberilh nit Der Negle'
rung oabin 81 orbeitcn Dab HnBlano
innere Hube erb0lt mo Dab Der Moth,
sic in uieien Sbeilen 0es 2anoeS
berridt, seiteucrt miro. 0aS tit aber
bel Den Earteileioen lhofien, Die III
GuBlano berriden, falm SIT ermor'
ten. @abriheinlidler lit, Dab Die
lleue Iuno Sos Sdifiol Der crItell
tbeilen unb nad) irlldtloler Sbdtigtcit
nuigeloit unO mad Saule geld)ldi
miro.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-07

Ger Gerein Scr bcut Of G II
Spiritils Sobritontcn hat in Berlin
lein 50.i0briges SubilGum geieiert,
IS lpurbe babel berporgeboben, bob
Scr Serein i'm lesten Sabre 436 Wtil-
lionen 2iter Nlfobol er5ellgt babe Il.
bic Sonoluirtbidaft fir etpa 400
Milionen Wnrf bobluertbiger Giid.
itanbc 5uriiderbolten babe. Ser Spis
ritllS oicne ictt sur Gr5cugun9 bon
@arme, Sroft nno 2id)t. Gtlua 100
Winionen Otter Nlfobol oienen be-
rcits ols Grias fir Eetrolelum.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-07

Gle 8~erIuitc burd @roB'
feaer in oen Gereinigten Stauten ma.
rem i'm Sanliar oieies Sabres abnorn,
bod), lie belieien iid) ulli iiber "a Will
Iionen Collars; Die @erlltIte iiir Sc
bruar Itellen iib etipaS giinltiger, be-
lailfcn iid) aber immerbin nod ouI
runo 20 Wiaionen. Sb IS lpobl nod
Elm Speites 9anb aiebt<gi Dem inbr'
aus ja9rein ioi duiel giaentbum in
Haiidl nno AiGe anigebt2.
Der Deutsche correspondent. [volume] (Baltimore, Md.) 1841-1918, 1907-03-07
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