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New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
MUSICAL TYRANTS.
Trials of the New York Hostess Who
Hires Operate Singers.

hires Opefatlc Sln9erS.
Not so very long ago soprano who
had been engaged to sing at one of the
largest houses on Fifth avenue, with
her maid was ushered into the
room reserved for the artists. She
was slow in removing her wraps and
concluded after she was part of the
way out of them that it was time for
the hostess to welcome her.
So she told her maid to put them on
again after she had inquired of one OF
the servants where the lady was.
When he saw the preparations for de-
parture he rushed in haste to the
hostess.
She had been detained at the dinner
table, as dinner of very elaborate
character was preceding the musical.
It was difficult for her to leave her
guests. She reached the hail. however,
just as the singers ample form was
disappearing through the portiere.
"Ah, Mrs. Smith," the singer said.
''Then l am in the right house? was
going out to tell my coachman we had
made a mistake. else you would have
been at the door to meet me-
The hostess looked as if she would
like to speed her flight into the open,
but her guests We're soon to arrive
and she did not dare risk offending the
star attraction at her biggest party of
the season
Some of the singers make it condi
tfor thot M otbor woman shall 10 on
gagged and no musicians of any KIND
without consulting them. A young
hostess sent out cards to invite hel
friends to hear great prima donna
sing Afterward she heard from bel
| friends of all kinds of wonderful per
formers that she might also have en-
gagged
AS the money question played nc
part in her plans the young woman
| began to engage them. By the time
| the night of the party arrived she had
| in addition to the soprano, a band Of
| choir boys who would look beautiful
marching down her marble stairway
| band of Venetian gondoliers who
would be charming at the entrance tt
| the music room caroling "Santa Lu
cia," baritone who sang beautiful
love songs in excellent French and {
voice as soft as pomade, a girl who
could pound the piano with the best O.
the men players and a quartet tina
played antique music on near antiqu.
instruments.
The prima donna arrived and behelt
in the artists room this job lot of mu
sical entertainers. The hostess hur
ried in to greet her
"But surely" the prima donna said
"you don't need me when you have 81
much for your guests?'
| The singer was in earnest. She wa
perfectly willing to go home and lost
her $4,000 fee rather than be part O.
such musical vaudeville as the mex
| perienced hostess had planned. Out O.
| gratitude because she consented to re
main to make the party a success, th,
young matron sent the prima donna I
diamond bracelet the next day.-Nev
| York Sun. :
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
Warmed.

Some years ago Miss Mabel Love
vas playing the title role in Little
Fed Riding Hood" at Dublin. She was
entering the room to visit her grand
mother in bed when an excited and
anxious little voice shouted from the
gallery: stop, stop! It isn't your
grandmother. It's wolf.'
The house burst into storm of ap-
plause and laughter at the child's in
nocent alarm for the safety Of the lit
tie maiden in the red hood.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
CRONE BROS. SPECIALS.
The "StrenuOus Life"
d e mands hats t h at
wear. The Gordon Hat
wears has style too.

When you need a pill, take pill,
and be sure it's an Early Riser. De-
Wits Early Risers are safe, sure,
satisfactory pills. The pills with a
reputation. They do not grippe or
sicken. They are sold here by Eugene
A. Pfefferle
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
Where Beqqars Ride.

eff wishes were horses beggars
would ride" says the old saw. But in
Persia beggars actually do ride, al
though they patronize the humble don
key instead Of his more aristocratic
brother. How they manage to obtain
these useful animals or even to exist
themselves passes European compre-
hension, but the fact remains that they
do both.-Wide World Magazine.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
Bitten by a Spider.

Through blood poisoning caused b 7
spider bite, John Washington Of Bos-
queville, Tex, would have lost his leg,
which became mass OF running so :es,
had he not been persuaded to try Buck
lens Arnica Salve. He writes: ssThe
first application relieved. and four boxes
healed all the sores" 25c. Guaranteed
by O. M. Olsen. druggist.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
TEXASpLAkDS

TFXASnI ANne We own 100000 acres of lant
Van HORNE q 4S XALE H. lone q the most er
passes through the Van Horne Valley lands and iha
propesed line Of the Santa Fe viii directly through
well located for retail purposes They were caIefi1y
selected and, having purchased them some time ago
LA1nD ~ oA AGENTS. SsATTENTlON!-Secur control
ol lOOO0 acres OF this land which you can do by max
S50OO0 Own G N your own lands: Don't sell on commis-
Bldg. ST. Paul, Milan, -Ao's ~
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
H0meSeeKerS' Rates.

Via the Minneapolis & st. Louis r.
r. On first and third Tuesdays of
each month, to Nebraska, Kansas,
Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, In
dian Territory, Texas, New Mexico,
Colorado, and other states. Stop
overs allowed and tickets limited
twenty one days. For rates, time of
trains. etc, call on agents or address
A. B. Cults, G. P.& T. A., Mime
apolis, Mimi.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
The Price of Health.

"The price of health in malarious
district IS just 25 cents, the cost of box
of Dr.. Kings New Life Pills." writes
Ella Slayton: Cleanse gently and impart
new life and vigor to the system. Csc.
Satisfaction guaranteed by o. NJ. Olsen,
druggist.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
Enforcino the Law

ssWhat are they moving the church
for?"
"Well, stranger, I'm mayor of these
diggin's, an Pm fer law enforcement.
We've got an ordinance what says no
saloon shall be nearer than 800 feet to
a church. | gave 'em three days to
move the chIlrch''-Judge
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
Confirmation Strona.

Mrs. McSosh-You brute! Is it pos
sible that you are drunk again? Mr..
If / washn't, l wouldn't have tn nerve
to come home t. you in thish beastly
condition O. 'toshication. - Cleveland
Leader.
People in this world are so much
alike that if you find fault with one
you viii hit a hundred. - Montreal
Star.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17

"Good for everything a salve is
used for and specially recommended
for Piles. That is what we say about
DeWitt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salve. That is what twenty years of
usage has proven. Get the original:
Sold by Eugene Pfefferle.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
Do You Think
For Yourself ;?
Or Do You Open Your Mouth Like Young Bird and Gulp Down
Whatever Food Medicine May Offered You?

you intelligent thinking need of relief from
weakness nervousness and suffering then much
that there medicine
TON sold by druggists for the of woman's ills.
The makers of DR.. Pecs Favore Prescription the Of
weak rundown oveworked debaed panacked
this medicine made which
has the strongest possible Of leading standard
hores Of the of medical practice afraid
they do the ingredients, which composed,
IN PLAIN English, every bottle-wrapper.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
Business Locals.

< Fresh wax beans, cucumbers, to-
matoes, caulifower, radishes and
lettuce for the Easter dinner. Chas.
Fielder.
Prof. W. J. Roberts has rented a
residence at 622 North State Street
and is now prepared to give lessons
in sight singing and to teach piano,
organ and violin. He is also ready
to undertake the direction of bands
and orchestras. Phone 403, New Ulm
Rural
\ Best oranges, Soc dozen. Chas.
Fielder.
Miss Bogen has received a fine as.
sortment of white goods, such as Lin
ems, Batistes, Nets, etc., suitable for
summer dresses; also good quality ot
laces, black and white insertions
The latest designs in stamping pat
terms, for Waists, Skirts, ackets and
other wearing apparel. Miss Boger
will be pleased to have her patrons
call and inspect her goods. 14-16
For SALE-The Gottl. Hoehne prop.
erty, Lots and 5, Block l42 North
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17

Samuel Ogden was the first English
owner Of the land on which Ogdens-
burg, N. T., is now built.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17

No charge for sewing and laying
our carpets. J. H. FOPSTER. lift
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17

In dat case I feels relieved. I kin
take chance on askin' you fur some
thin to eat. Washington Star.
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17
A Great Relief.

Lady said Meandering Mike, "do
you want any wood chopped?'
No." was the sharp answer.
''Nor chores Of any kind done?"
siNO"
New Ulm review., 1907-04-17

For SALE-The Gottl Hoehne prop
erty, Lots 4 and 5, Block l42 North,
New Ulm. Inquire of Theodore
Kobarsch, Executor. If
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
MAKE CHILDREN POLITE.

Just By Way Of Experiment Try
Treating Them Politely.
There was company, and In what
turned out to be an evil moment some
one gave little Lucille a rose.
Say thank YOU" urged her
mother.
For some reason Lucille declined to
deliver the small coin Of courtesy. Her
mother Insisted. The child still re-
fused. The company became uncom-
Portable and pleaded for Lucille that
she was too young to understand.
But i must make her understand"
said the adamantlne mother.
The making" went on till. according
to the HOusekeeper, Lucille grew des-
perate In her defiance and was carried
from the room.
you have such char1ningly polite
children" said a young mother to an
older one; "tell me, do they all have
to learn 1t by such painful methodist"
mo, indeed. think painful meth
DDS are great mistake. Fine manners
must be learned by absorption. The
child must be surrounded by good
copies and he will get politeness with
out ever being reminded Of II. That Is
the only kind that really soaks in"
"And did you never tell your children
about these thingsT
"Not Of the little things that belong
to the common routine Of life. For In
stance. We never told one Of the Eve
to say thank you Instead, we said
thank you to them for every little SER
vice, and while they were yet babies
unable to speak plainly, they said
'tanky' on all proper occasions If you
please and 4 beg your pardon were
taught In the same way.
''That ladies must be served nrst was
taught by their fathers Difference to
me. and that ladies must be apprecia-
tive. that point 10 often neglected. I
hope they learned from the gratitude
I showed for his knlehtly little services
to me. We never told the boys to get
Z chair for me. but you know that they
always DO It.
"They learned to acknowledge intro
auctions and greetLIgs properly by a
game they used to play when they were
wee things. The two oldest played they
were Mr.. and Mrs Merry and the 9TH
ers were their children.
"They would come to visit me. and
I would receive them with all ceremony
and introduce the entire family to my
husband. As the result they never
hung back and refused to shake hands
with visitor. When introduced
them they felt that they had q respon-
sible part to take and behaved with
eommendable absence Of self-conscious-
mesa"
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

The Teller thet's allus telln' what q
ally haz t smoke In tn kitchen.-Abe
Martin.
City Man--Has your wife good
cook now? SuburbanI,e-I don't know !;
| have not been home since morning
Pioneer Press.
ayes, I'm going abroad at once. l
gotta CO." "Oh, you mustn't let the
doctors scare you" Il got this from
q lawyer. Herald.
Sillicus-when would you say that
man reaches the age of discretion?
Cynicus-When he realizes that lie Is
too old to marry.-Philadelph Rec
ord.
Maude-When you refused him my
hand, papa. did he get down on his
knees? Pater-Well, l didn't notice
just where he fell.-New York Even.
ing Mail.
She-He has a most extraordinary
figure, hasn't he? He-That's SO.
believe an umbrella Is about the only
thing he can buy ready made.-Ally
Sloper's Half-Holiday.
'Tonpkins is having an awful time
with his new auto" I'm what way?"
Every time he repairs 1t he has lot
Of parts left over that he can't find q
place for."-Milwaukee Sentinel.
Magistrate-What! Do you mean to
say your husband struck you. aud he
that physical wreck2 Mrs. Malouey-
Yes, yer honor; but he's only been q
physical wreck since be struck me-
Independent.
First Tourist-What are you writ.
Ing DOWN. Second Tourist-I'm max.
Ing note Of a few things that have
made an indelible impression upon my
memory, 90 shan't forget them.-Chl.
cago Journal.
II can't spare the money very we'll,
but I'll gladly loan 1t to you II you
promise not to keep It too long" II
solemnly swear that I'll spend every
penny Of 1t before tomorrow morn.
ing "-Fliegende Batter.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
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The Girl Left Behind Me,
I'm lonesome since l crossed the hills.
And DER the moorland sedgy,
Such heaviness my bosom fills
Since parting with my Betsy.
l seek for one as fair and gay,
But find none to remind me,
How blest the hours passed away
With the girl left behind me.
The hour remember well
When she first owned she loved me,
A pain within my heart doth tell
How constant l have proved me;
But now I'm bound for Brighton camp.
Kind heaven then pray guide me,
And send me home safe back again
To the girl / left behind me.
My mind her image must retain
Asleep or sadly waking:
long to see nay love again,
For her my heart Is breaking.
Whene'er my steps return that way
Still faithful shall she find me,
And never more again I'll stray
From the girl left behind me.
Come, We Disconsolats.
Come, ye disconsolate, where'er you Ian
guish,
Come, at Gods altar fervently kneel
Here bring your wounded hearts, herr
tell your anguish,
Earth has 10 sorrow that Heaven can
not heal.
Joy Of the desolate.- Light Of the stray
inf.
Hope, when all others die. fadelsss ant
pure,
Here speaks the Comforter, In Gsd's
nnMe saying
Earth has no sorrow that HeaveI
cannot cure"
Go, ask the in6del, what bosn he bring
u,
What charm fer aching hearts ~ "a,
reveal,
Sweet as that heavenly premise Hop
sings us
Earth has Ne sorrow that Gsd san,o
heal"
Thomas Moore.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

This 10 the most avaricious man I
ever saw" remarked ono business man.
YES" answered the other. "I some
times suspect that his ambition to get
to heaven Is due to the fact that he had
heard the streets are of gold. He thinks
he may get a paving contract"-Wash.
lngton Star.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
HoWsS ThiSp

We OFFER Ono Hundred DollafgsReward foE
any case Of Catarrh that cannot b cured By
Halls CatArrh Cure.
+. ]. CHENEY d CO., Prsps, Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned. have Known =. j.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe him
perfectly honorable in all business transae.
tons and hn ancially able to carry out any OBJ
legations made By their nFm.
Wssssa ri Ts; wnGsIS hoi:aSls 61u9
giats, Toledo, o.
Heile Catsrr6 Cure II taken internally, act.
ing directly upon the blood and mucous sTr'
sid By all Druggists. Testimonials freo.
Halls Family Pills are the best.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
Policeman Kills Cigar Man.

New York, Oct. Isaac JANE,
junior member of the firm of Jafie &
Co., cigar manufacturers Of Brooklyn,
was shot and instantly killed by Pa
trorman Shuttleworth, in Saratoga
park, Williamsburg. The patrolman
was locked up, charged with homicide.
He said the shooting was accidental.
He said that about IL young men
were annoying people in the park
and among them was Jaffe. He placed
Jaffe under arrest and was starting
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

off to the station with him, when scv-
eral friends Of the prisoner came to
his rescue. They kicked him and
beat him with his own stick, the po-
liceman says. In the fight Jaffe broke
away and ran across the lawn, Shuttle
worth drew his revolver and fred, he
asserts, in the air. Jaffe dropped
dead with a bullet in the brain.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Look into the past Of the man who
likes to go visiting, and somewhere
away back you will find him boy
in a photograph album with long
curls down his back.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Sunday island, in the Pacific, Is real.
ly the tallest mountain In the world.
It rises 1900 feet out Of Eve miles Of
water, and is thus nearly 10000 fsss
from base to summit.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

AS we understand it, when all
article OF furniture is rather fierce
locking and run down 1t is called an
heirloom.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

There is such q thing as being too
original; people might call you
crazy.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Chemist, Leadville, Colo. Specimen prices
Gold. silver. lead. q; gold silver. 76c; geld
enyeopes or st sent on appea
ton. Control and umpire work solicited. Ref
eiences: Carbonate National Bank.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

There is one breach Of etiquette
no woman ever commits: Failure to
express admiration for the baby.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Mothers will find Mrs- Winsiow's Socthtnt
Syrup the best remedy to use for their chi
dren during teething pesior.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

A thoroughly competent agent is
one who can sell mining stock to a
miner.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
Physicians Recommend Castoria

has met with pronounced favor the part pyan phama
cucal societies and medical authorities Is used BY physicians with
results most gratifying The extended Of Coa unquesonay
result Of three c -The ndpuabe evidence it harmless.
It not only aays stomach pains and qes the nerves. but asm
es the foods H- agreeable and perfect substitute for Castor on
absolutely safe It does contain any Opium Morphine narcotic
and does not up Is unlike Soothing Syrupa Drops Godeyt
danger and record tho advancing health day
for poisoning innocent children through greed ignorance ought
knowledge Casa remedy which produces oomposre and health By
regulating the system by Supplying and readers entitled
the ntormaton Halls Journal of Reazth
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Keep your good eye on the fellow
that Is over humble. There will be
something doing.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Money you ind looks a good deal
bigger than an equal amount earned.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
Require TINE

Require Tine.
TIE sure thiAu" at the racstraek
That certain Of Us know,
L&ks certain other certain thin9a
Are sure because they're slev.
philadelphia PrsR
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Some people are so stubborn and
50 contrary that you can only con-
vince them they are wrong by agree
Ing with them.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

fITc s. Vitus Dancs and Ill Nervous Dio.
fIIA eases permanently cured b.. DR.. Khns,s
Great Nerv: Restores. end fcs FREE FEET
d.. ps1 Arch ST.. Phila. Pa.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

4 lo4 q men imagine that tAeV knew
al absut the financial question b.
cause they happen 70 know . man who
hveo next door to Q bank.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

We don't believe we could fall In
love with . school teacher. School
teachers are too matter-of-fact to DO
good lovers.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

Almost anyone can be induced to
lie If you ask enough questions.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
Shake Into Your Shoes

Allea's FeotEase. A powder. II mshss tight
for sweating. callous and hot, fired. schins
test. Sold s. al Druggisss.. Price nc. Trial
package mailed FREE Address Allen s
Olmred. Leroy. New York.
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09

o. r NESrOS 4 Co.. sra FIRST AYR
spokane. Wash. Harness, Saddles and Aesa
7ufnishings. Our Catalog free % appkaaaiss
We give premiums for Snilsx Ssas WrsP
psrs-cJoehs. gsnss, book. pictures, sts. Il
your dealer doss not keep Smilax Sssp esst
for lrsniua lst and buy . box dirsc1 fire.
the Spokane Soap Factory. SPOKANE wash
Washington State journal and Adams County news. [volume] (Ritzville, Wash.) 1906-1907, 1907-10-09
CLAS SIFlED ADS
SOLD BLEAp,No DRUGGISTS so4 ,.-sgTL

NOTICE-The following announcements are
rom leading business men a~d 6rns. and are
.eil worth your careful reading. The list ma,
ootain just the proposition ysu are looking
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1907-02-07
Church Publicity.

The .bilities of church advertis-
ing are under discussion by the clergy
of st, Louis. BY church advertising is
not meant the perfunctory announce
ment Of services that may be found in
almost any city newspaper, but at
tractive display so prominently placed
as to catch the eye and arrest atten-
ton of every reader. What the church
ads. are now the store ads. were a
hundred years ago, but it is the c. N.
sensus of ministerial opinion that 1t is
not going to take century or even n
decade for religion to catch up with
business in the matter of publicity
The principles that make for success
in mercantile advertising ought to be
and soon will be applied to the public
messages OF the churches. -Phlladel
phia Record.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1907-02-07

the width of tires do not affect the
traction on hard roads, only the con-
dltion of their surface and cost OF
maintenance"
There is a movement afoot in Wis
consin to establish a systematic and
logical scheme of road building under
the direction Of the state. The move
ment has back of it a force of public
opinion bent upon the accomplish
ment of its purposes. 1t is retarded.
however, for the present by a lack
OF authority on the part of the state.
the constitution forbidding the APP
preparation of the funds of the state
FOR any work of internal improve
ment. The matter of an amendment
TO the constitution, to remove the
barrier, is now before the people and
Ut is expected confidently that when
another legislature meets it will be
possible to enact a law which will
provide for state aid for good roads
Until that time-and it really is a
long time to wait-the question of
good roads must not be overlooked
and the present legislature will act
wisely if it passes the bill now before
1t, providing that all road taxes be
paid in cash. Such a law will do
more for better roads than any law
heretofore enacted.
Northern Wisconsin advertiser. [volume] (Wabeno, Wis.) 1898-1925, 1907-02-07
Assassination Never a Success.

Philadelphia Press assassination
never yet won victory for an indi.
vidual, party OF a cause-and It
never will. The murder of Lieutenant
General Pavloff adds another to a
saamefully long list OF similar crimes
i'm Russia, but Hike all those that have
gone before this one will bring no
fruits to the assassin ana MS friends.
A class of pople, whether under a
car or president. who resort to tie
torch and the bomb are not entitled to
liberty. The man who Stays in the
dark or who shoots down in cold blood
and the party which supports such a
The yoke of national oppression can't
be broken by numbering individuals.